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(EAW intro plays…)
Narrator: There…is always a beginning…
(A glimpse of the first pyrotechnics exploding on the Showdown stage inside the AT&T Center in San Antonio Texas plays in super slow motion before fading to a shot of the EAW crowd back in force)
Narrator: A beginning to everything that you desire, a beginning to a new journey, a beginning to a new dream being realised.
(Several images throughout the first few weeks of Showdown this season fade from being in vision to becoming blurred, of the entire Season 15 Showdown roster)
Narrator: Each with an aspiration, each with a desire, each with an ambition that begins here tonight. To become what you desire to be, to reclaim what was once yours, to simply put yourself back on the right path towards stardom. This…is your beginning.
(Flashes of Harper Lee and Ronan Malosi play across the screen, with Harper confronting Ronan and Ronan issuing the challenge to Harper for the match at Midsummer Massacre before hitting Death-Ro on her)
Narrator: Your ideal beginning of a new chapter, a burial of what you loathe the most. Or is this the beginning of just a new chapter of the same book you’ve written for so long?
(The intro cuts to Ayu Megumi, Jon Kelton and MITSUBACHI all confronting one another in Hawks’ office as it fades to Strawberry Steve simply shrugging as he rests on the couch)
Narrator: What do you wish for this season to be? What fortunes will come with the unique opportunity gifted to the one who outlasts, the one who survives, the one who becomes the victor?
(Images flash across the screen of Cameron Ella Ava returning to Showdown for the first time since her injuries at Grand Rampage 2020 before she’s interrupted by Ahren Fournier. Two blurred together show Ahren standing over a fallen Ahren and Cameron standing tall as Ahren was fortunate to escape last week)
Narrator: The beginning of just another Season in a long and decorated career or the beginning of a resurgence back to what you once were?
(Bright red lights flash across the screen panning out to reveal the ambulance that was backed out during Ashley Flores’ interview on Showdown before Dr. Bethany Blue emerged. Scenes of the two brawling throughout Minute Maid Park before Ashley hit the elbow drop onto Bethany whilst strapped to the stretcher.)
Narrator: But where there is a beginning, there is an end. Is this the end of your reign? Or is this the end of your line? Your…opportunities?!
(The intro fades through to Lethal Consequences confronting Theron Nikolas a week after LC ran Theron off after his match against Amir. The image fades to the two brawling after Theron cost LC and Impact a victory over Amir and Adam last week)
Narrator: The beginning of a new chapter for both men, striving for the same goal, with different motivations fueling them. This, the beginning of that journey to standing on top of the world once more, begins here tonight.
(It slowly opens back up on Adam Lucas defeating Mr. DEDEDE at Pain For Pride, becoming the Hardcore Champion in the process. It blends into Amir Yusuf defeating Jon Kelton to become the Number One Contender to the title tonight at Midsummer Massacre. Despite their victory over two legends, the tension between the two spiked as they stared one another down afterwards)
Narrator: A new season that begins with you standing firmly on the precipice of greatness, having overcome greatness itself, and another which began with a leap moreso than a mere step. A clash of what many view as the future of not just Showdown, but Elite Answers Wrestling as a whole.
(The intro pans to Impact and Limmy Monaghan and their tense standoff ahead of Limmy’s Number One Contenders match against TLA two weeks ago. Impact’s warning of having a realistic view and not to delude oneself echoes as the video is interrupted by Limmy attacking Impact after his match last week. Walter Bivens’ threat of Impact failing to outlast this Monarch remain until it all fades to black)
Narrator: Of the upper echelon of greatness, one stands at the beginning of claiming his claim to exist among others who have earned their place and some wonder if this is the beginning of the end for another…
(Finally, we see images of Kassidy Heart defeating Jamie O’Hara at Pain For Pride before slowly showing her defeating Adam Lucas in the first main event of Showdown Season 15. It fades through to TLA defeating Limmy Monaghan to become the Number One Contender, however his grand victory becomes marred by glitches of him being left bloodied and beaten at The Poon Palace last week)
Narrator: For the Champion, this is the beginning of your era, of your time. This world is yours to own, yours to rule over, yours to conquer. And for your foe, a new chapter being written, one where you desire to become the very thing you once were. Will this be the beginning of that all too desirable end? To become World Champion once again?
(The final image is the glimpse of TLA standing stall with the Answers World Championship over his head as his name is chanted loudly by the Dallas audience last week on Showdown. The chants of his name slowly becoming more and more disorientated)
Narrator: Or is it just the beginning of a long…long nightmare…
(“Dustland” by The Killers w/ Bruce Springsteen kicks in before the chorus as the screen flashes a scene of fire raging through a forest. As the camera races through it, it pans open to a kingdom on fire. It zooms through the main street leading up to the castle doors being burnt down before coming to a stop on a throne being surrounded by even more flames and embers with the Midsummer Massacre logo behind it)
Narrator: AND NOW, SHOWDOWN PRESENTS…MIDSUMMER MASSACRE!!!
(The graphic loops over to transition to the Curtis Culwell Center in Garland, Texas. Pyrotechnics explode along the stage covering the entire set in a sea of bright fleeting sparks. As the pyro ends, bright orange lights penetrate the smoke left behind as the crowd erupts in cheers and the camera pans around the capacity crowd)
Deadprez: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TO THE FIRST FREE PER VIEW EVENT OF SEASON 15! WELCOME TO SHOWDOWN’S FIRST FREE PER VIEW EVENT OF SEASON 15! WELCOME TO MIDSUMMER MASSACRE! WE ARE LIVE FROM A SOLD OUT CAPACITY CROWD HERE IN GARLAND TEXAS, WHO ARE ALL STANDING ON THEIR FEET IN ANTICIPATION FOR WHAT SHOULD BE AN INCREDIBLE NIGHT WITH THE BLUE BRAND SHOWING THE WORLD JUST WHAT WE’RE CAPABLE OF!
Eve: You saw it in the introduction, so many people’s ambitions and intentions for the new season are resting on the line here tonight. The desire to not just win, but to put yourself in the best possible position to take a leap forward towards those ambitions, towards all that you desire to make Season 15 about. It begins here tonight at Midsummer Massacre!
Gavin Kirkland: SHUT UP EVE TONIGHT IS A TREMENDOUS NIGHT! TLA MIGHT NOT BE 100% BUT HE’S 100% GOING TO END THE REIGN OF KASSIDY HEART! :blessed: LET’S NOT WASTE ANY MORE TIME, WE’VE GOT MATCHES THAT I’M NOT EMOTIONALLY INVESTED IN TO GET OUT OF THE WAY FIRST!
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(The camera pans to the ring and Gina Romano.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST FROM CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA! WEIGHING IN AT 280 POUNDS! ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY ALISSA BRADY! HE IS RONAN MALOSI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd starts to boo as Riding The Edge – Dimitri Leroy starts to play throughout the arena in Garland, Texas. Ronan slowly walks out accompanied by the beautiful and brainwashed Alissa Brady. He stands at the top of the ramp for a moment before heading down to the ring being led by Alissa. They get to the apron where she holds the ropes open for him to enter, posing to the fans.)
Deadprez: Ronan Malosi is here with all his glory, and these are two wrestlers tonight that nobody likes, I wonder who the crowd will go with.
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t think they really care; all eyes are on Alissa, she needs to come sit with me for protection, never know what could happen in a match like this especially with Harper Lee.
Eve: Two contrasts of styles here and they have been at each other’s throats for quite some time that is for sure.
(Ronan continues to pose as he then turns and instructs Alissa to go outside and stand in the corner, there are cat calls coming from the audience that Ronan doesn’t appreciate. He starts screaming at them as his theme dies down and is replaced by ‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart. The crowd continues to boo but is mixed with some cheers just because they hate Ronan and his treatment of Alissa much more.)
Gina Romano: HIS OPPONENT! HAILS FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA! WEIGHING IN AT 118 POUNDS! SHE IS “THE ENCHANTRESS” HARPER LEE!!!!
(Harper Lee slowly walks out wearing an Enchantress outfit, like the one worn by the Marvel Character, Amora The Enchantress. Looking around she smirks, then makes her way down to the ring while Malosi looks on. She gets to the apron and poses as the crowd gives a mix reaction, then getting in the ring, glaring daggers into Malosi.)
Deadprez: Harper Lee has been extremely impressive since Pain for Pride and an asset here on Showdown, she has singles gold in the future for sure.
Eve: She really does, but can her speed and prowess be a match for Ronan’s power and strength is the question here tonight. She has been on a tear since Pain for Pride, yes and is looking at a huge Season 15 here on Showdown, this could be the match that solidifies it, but Ronan Malosi is on a mission, he had a taste for gold and wants some back.
Gavin Kirkland: What does Alissa see in Ronan that I don’t have?
(The referee checks on both competitors before he nods and calls for the bell…)
(DING!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Both wrestlers circle around the ring, before locking up with each other, the stronger Ronan easily throws Harper back half-way across the ring. He looks at her and laughs, turning to Alissa who claps.)
Ronan Malosi: (Off-Mic) I AM THE MEGASTAR HERE! DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND TAKE YOUR UGLY PIXIE ASS BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM AND DON’T EMBARRASS YOURSELF ANYMORE HERE TONIGHT!
(Ronan poses for a moment then leans into the kneeling Harper whispering ….)
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) Besides, I really need this win, be a sport and just leave and hand me the win, please?
(Harper tilts her head both shocked and confused that he had the gall to even ask her that.)
Harper Lee: (Off Mic) Ugh… get away from me, you’re such a loser!
(Ronan looks a bit disrespected, so he kicks Lee in the gut and another before picking her up by the hair and snapmaring her hard over his shoulder, bouncing off the ropes and delivering a stiff kick to her back as she lets out a scream.)
Deadprez: We don’t know what Ronan Malosi was telling Harper Lee as he was whispering, but she didn’t take too kindly to it and Ronan quickly responded, he was not happy! Ronan has overpowered Harper in the early goings of this match! Snapmaring her by the hair, he grabs it again, picking her up by it and ONE MORE as Harper lands hard, Ronan ripping some hair from her head and Alissa is cheering on her man.
Gavin Kirkland: If a guy like Ronan can get a girl like Alissa, then we can ALL date supermodels!
Eve: Do you even care about this match, you have been staring at Alissa this entire time.
Gavin Kirkland: Look at her, that one piece Cheetah print dinner dress, she is the pus…
Eve: Don’t…. just don’t! Back to the match, Ronan is taking advantage early, he has Harper back up, an Irish Whip to the turnbuckle, rushing in, no! Lee with a huge boot that Ronan ran into, he looks a bit stunned, Harper back up on the ropes, MISSILE DROPKICK ON RONAN! He falls down and slowly back on his knees and Harper now trying to take advantage best she can, runs over to the ropes, RUNNING METEORA ON RONAN! HARPER HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE EARLY COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO…..
Deadprez: Ronan kicks out quickly and Harper needs to stay on him, she runs against the ropes again as Ronan is back up and BICYCLE KNEE! SHE HIT HIM AGAIN THIS TIME SQUARE IN THE JAW AND THIS MATCH COULD BE OVER QUICKLY! Harper climbs to the top rope, she is perched up there waiting as Ronan gets back up to his feet, FLYING BODYPRESS! NO! RONAN CATCHES HER! SHE IS UP GRIPPED IN HIS ARMS WALKING AROUND AND SUDDENLY HE PLANTS HARPER WITH A POWERBOMB!
Eve: Ronan saved himself quickly, doing the best he could to stop the momentum of what was going on, and now he walks around collecting himself as Harper Lee is slowly getting back to her feet, here comes Ronan charging in with vicious forearms to the back of Harper! Now he kicks her a few times as she is pinned against the ropes! Harper is taking a beating right now as Ronan backs up and CLOTHESLINES HARPER OVER THE TOP ROPE! HARPER LANDED STIFF ON THE FLOOR, SHE DOESN’T LOOK VERY GOOD RIGHT NOW! Alissa is walking up to her….
Gavin Kirkland: Alissa needs to sit down next to me! She can’t get hurt, needs to be protected and we have seen what could happen when she gets involved, can we talk about Pain for Pride? Yeah no, the horror of thinking about that fine piece of a….
Eve: … okay enough. Alissa is taunting Harper! She is screaming for her to get up. The referee is about to make a count, but Ronan grabs and turns him around!
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) Do you really need to count? Can you just call the match and award me the winner!?
Referee: (Off Mic) What!? No! Ronan please! Not right now! I am not giving you the damn match!
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) Your hair looks really nice today.
Referee: (Off Mic) You are so distracting me…. Damn it…..
(The Referee turns around and Alissa has back away but Harper looks even more hurt now. Alissa raises her arms in innocence before lifting up her leg and adjusting her heel some.)
Deadprez: While the referee’s back was turned Alissa stomped on Harper with her heels! She then walked away like nothing had happened! Ronan had the referee distracted as they are now putting the count on Harper!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Ronan Malosi: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT!
Referee: (Off Mic) WILL YOU STOP THAT!
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) YOU ARE COUNTING TOO DAMN SLOW! I’M ALREADY AT EIGHT AND YOU’RE AT FOUR! COUNT FASTER!
Referee: (Off Mic) LET ME DO MY JOB OR I WILL DISQUALIFY YOU, RONAN!
(Ronan sighs, backing up some as the referee continues to administer the count…)
Referee: ONE! TWO!….
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) WAIT!? YOU’RE STARTING OVER!? WHY ARE YOU STARTING OVER!?
Referee: (Off Mic) BECAUSE YOU INTERRUPTED ME, DUMBASS! NOW BACK OFF!
(A pissed off Ronan backs off, shaking his head. Harper is getting back to her knees, and reaching up to the apron slowly getting to her feet. The referee is about to start the count again, but Ronan slides out of the ring, hoists Harper up over his shoulder and ….)
Eve: RONAN LAUNCHES HARPER LEE HEADFIRST INTO THE STEEL POST! THE SICKENING THUD HEARD WHEN HER HEAD TOUCHED THE STEEL! HARPER LEE IS BLEEDING! SHE WAS BUSTED OPEN BY THAT HIT! Ronan picks her up and throws Harper back in the ring, sliding in after for the cover!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE…..
Deadprez: Harper Lee kicks out and Ronan is staring right at the referee looking for a faster count! Ronan though is wasting no time, dragging Lee to the corner, he hops on the second rope…. LEG DROP AND IT HITS THE MONEY! Ronan doesn’t make the cover though, sitting up Harper, he steps back, and another swift kick to her back, once more and a second one! Harper is in a lot of trouble as Ronan grabs her by the hair, picking her up and he whips her into the ropes, going for a clothesline, HARPER DUCKS, RONAN TURNS INTO A SLING BLADE! RONAN GOES DOWN! HE IS BACK UP AND WALKS INTO THE DRAGON FIST BY HARPER! SHE STUNNED RONAN AS HE SPINS AROUND…..
Eve: … FROM BEHIND WITH ALL OF HER MIGHT…. RAGNAROK! THE OLYMPIC SLAM ON RONAN AND SHE DIVES ON HIM FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE…..
Eve: Ronan kicks out and Gavin what are you doing!?
(Gavin is there staring at Alissa, not even paying attention to the match.)
Gavin Kirkland: What…. Uh…. An incredible headlock by Jamie O’Hara! I mean Ryan Wilson! I…. meant Ronan Malosi! Sorry, she is so beautiful, and I am concerned about her and that moron Malosi, he puts her in danger.
Eve: Forget her and call the damn match! Ronan kicks out and Harper Lee is starting to gain control of the situation here. Harper needs to use her speed and ring savvy here, she knows that power for power Ronan will win every time, and with Alissa on the outside this is even more of an advantage for Ronan. Harper Lee is back to her feet, she waits as Ronan gets up, wait…. She is removing the top turnbuckle, I don’t know what she has planned, as Ronan is back up, turns into a Ripcord Bicycle Knee! And Another! Ronan stumbles back some, DROPKICK BY HARPER AND RONAN SLAMS THE BACK OF HIS HEADFIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!
Deadprez: Yeah, and Ronan caught all that steel, he is bleeding now from the back of his head! He walks forward holding it in pain, here comes Harper Lee…. DISCUS LARIAT AND SHE TAKES RONAN MALOSI DOWN! HARPER IS BACK UP TO THE TOP ROPES AND…… A HEEL JUST HIT HER IN THE FACE! ALISSA THREW HER HEEL AND SMACKED HARPER RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF HER HEAD! THE REFEREE DIDN’T SEE IT AND HARPER LOSES HER BALANCE AND NECK HUNG HERSELF ON THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: SHE LOST ONE OF HER HEELS! HER BEAUTIFUL FEET WILL GET DIRTY NOW! I NEED TO GO GET THAT GLASS SLIPPER FOR MY CINDERELLA!
Eve: Harper is down as Ronan is starting to get back up, he notices Alissa without one heel and smiles, he then gets Harper back up to her feet, front face lock into a vicious DDT! Ronan though is not done! He slowly scoops the limp Harper back up, whips her into the ropes…. VERTIGO! RONAN HIT VERTIGO AND THIS MATCH IS OVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE…..
Eve: Harper Lee kicks out! Ronan Malosi is beside himself right now, he cannot believe that he didn’t get the count! Look at him in the referee’s face!
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) COUNT FASTER!
Referee: (Off Mic) HARPER LEE KICKED OUT!
(Ronan slams his hands together, telling the referee to count faster. He stands up infuriated, stomping on Harper before dropping down and choking her…)
Referee: 1…. 2……3……4…….
(Ronan breaks the choke and slams the mats in frustration. He stands up and grabs Harper, lifting her up by the hair, whipping her into the turnbuckle, slamming her in there before charging in, Harper quickly jumps to avoid the shoulder tackle, leap frogging Ronan who puts on the breaks right before hitting the turnbuckle, turning around….)
Deadprez: STEP UP ENZINGUIRI! THE SMACK ON RONAN’S BALD HEAD SAYS IT ALL! Ronan is down to one knee, ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO HIS HEAD AND RONAN IS ON THE MAT! HARPER GRABS RONAN’S LEG AND TIES IT UP INTO THE DEVIL’S FRUIT! SHE HAS THE CALF CRUSHER LOCKED IN AND RONAN IS SCREAMING! HE LOOKS READY TO TAP OUT AND LOOK AT ALISSA BRADY! SHE IS PANICKING! SHE SEES RONAN IN PAIN AND WANTS TO HELP HIM!
Gavin Kirkland: She just took her other heel off…. What is she doing!?
(Alissa grabs her other heel and takes them over to Gavin and places them in front of him.)
Alissa Brady: (Off Mic) Guard these with your life! It took TWO Applebee’s paycheck’s to buy them, alright!?
Gavin Kirkland: Anything for you, beautiful.
Eve: You have got to be kidding me.
Gavin Kirkland: They are in good hands, even her shoes smell like vanilla lavender!
Eve: Okay… stop…. You have done some really nasty things here Gavin from cum socks to bottles of lotion, but I swear if you start sniffing that woman’s shoes….
(Gavin sniffs her shoes….)
Eve: That’s it! I am so done….. so done….
Deadprez: While they argue about sniffing shoes, Alissa Brady is climbing to the top rope! The referee and Harper do not see it as she is up there perched, and the Devil’s Fruit is locked in! Ronan is about to tap out! RONAN’S ARM IS RAISED! HIS HAND IS ABOUT TO COME DOWN! HE IS READY TO GIVE THIS UP AND WAIT! THE REFEREE SEES ALISSA BRADY! HE QUICKLY GETS UP AND TELLS HER TO GET DOWN!
Referee: (Off Mic) DOWN! NOW!
Alissa Brady: (Off Mic) I JUST WANTED TO GET A BETTER VIEW! I WAS ACTUALLY A SECOND ALTERNATE TO THE WOMEN’S OLYMPIC TEAM!
Referee: (Off Mic) GET DOWN NOW I SAID!
(As they are arguing with each other, Harper lets go of the hold and gets up, charging in at Alissa Brady who quickly jumps down on the apron, Harper takes a swing at her, but she ducks and heads to the floor, Harper though waits and as Alissa turns…)
Eve: ASAI MOONSAULT ON ALISSA BRADY! SHE WAS PANCAKED BY HARPER LEE AND IS DOWN! SHE ROLLS BACK TO THE RING AND LAUGHS! HARPER…. SHE DOESN’T SEE RONAN AND WALKS INTO THE DEATH-RO!!!!! DEATH-RO!!! RONAN MALOSI GOT IT AND THIS ONE IS OVER! HE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: HARPER WAS ABLE TO GET HER FOOT UNDER THE ROPE AND RONAN MALOSI IS LIVID! HE GRABS THE REFEREE BY THE COLLAR AND HAS THEM PINNED DOWN AT THE CORNER! HE IS BESIDE HIMSELF RIGHT NOW!
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) HER FOOT WASN’T UNDER THE ROPES! THIS IS A DAMN CONSPIRACY AGAINST ME FROM LAST SEASON! AWARD ME THE WIN!
Referee: (Off Mic) HER FOOT WAS UNDER THE ROPE! MAYBE NEXT TIME PIN HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN RING!
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) OH NO YOU DIDN’T!
Referee: (Off Mic) GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME RIGHT NOW OR I WILL DISQUALIFY YOU RONAN!
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) I….. I……. I HATE YOU!
(Ronan releases the referee and stands there for a moment trying to collect his thoughts. He takes a second to breathe, looking at the fallen Harper who is barely moving, walking up to her, placing his boot on her face and grinding down on the open wound making her bleed more as she starts to stir and stomp her feet.)
Eve: Ronan Malosi has lost it here; he has completely lost it right now and I don’t know if there is anyone that is going to stop him! Harper Lee is in trouble, he is grinding her head after hitting a Death-Ro and you must think, this match should have been over, but Harper is barely hanging on, Ronan is looking to finish this now! He hoists her up and throws Harper into the ropes, he goes for another VERTIGO, NO! HARPER WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK THAT TOOK IT ALL OUT OF HER! THAT WAS DESPERATION WRITTEN ALL OVER IT! RONAN IS GETTING BACK UP AND HARPER CHARGES HIM, FLYING BODYPRESS AND BOTH GO OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HIT THE FLOOR!
Deadprez: They both took a nasty spill there, and hit pretty awkwardly on the floor! Ronan took the worst of it! He is slowly getting back up, but Harper is up first, wait here comes Alissa and the referee is telling her to stay away! Harper looks ready to set up Ronan who starts arguing with the referee and Harper is trying to set herself up, but Ronan now starts pointing at the referee, Alissa charges in and kicks Harper in the face! THAT WAS BONE TO BONE WITH THE HEEL OF ALISSA’S FOOT AND HARPER IS DOWN!
Gavin Kirkland: ALISSA COME BACK HERE! I HAVE YOUR SHOES! COME BACK HERE! She is going to get hurt!
Eve: She attacked Harper! I’m no fan of Lee but come on Gavin! She is the one getting involved here! I don’t feel sorry for her, and she just took out Harper! Ronan now picking up Harper and Alissa is setting up the steel steps, come on! Ronan is instructing her to set them up!
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) SET THEM UP AND PUT SOME MUSCLE INTO IT ALISSA!
Alissa Brady: (Off Mic) I AM TRYING BABY BUT THEY ARE HEAVY!
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) STOP COMPLAINING AND BEING A WHINY BITCH! SET THEM UP OR NO FOREPLAY FOR YOU TONIGHT!
Alissa Brady: (Off Mic) I AM TRYING….. asshole.
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Alissa Brady: (Off Mic) I SAID I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) THOUGHT SO! COME ON!
(Alissa finally sets up the stairs, Ronan then whips Harper into the steps….)
Eve: HARPER REVERSES IT AND RONAN CRASHES INTO THE STEPS! ALISSA IS STANDING THERE SHOCKED! HARPER IS GRABBING RONAN NOW BUT WHAT….. HE GRABS ALISSA AND USES HER AS A MEAT SHIELD TO BLOCK HARPER FROM ATTACKING HIM ANY FURTHER!
Harper Lee: (Off Mic) Really?
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) It was worth a try…. Sorry babe!
Alissa Brady: (Off Mic) Baby?
(Ronan quickly pushes Alissa into the waiting arms of Harper Lee who swings for the fences and hits….)
Deadprez: DRAGON FIST AND SHE JUST COLD COCKED ALISSA! SHE JUST CRUMBLED TO THE FLOOR AND RONAN IS BACK IN THE RING! HE ISN’T EVEN TRYING TO SAVE HER!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT SON OF A BI…..
Deadprez: HARPER IS PICKING UP ALISSA AND DRAGGING HER OVER TO THE STEEL STEPS…. WHAT IS SHE DOING….
Gavin Kirkland: OH NO……
Eve: SHE HOOKS UP ALISSA AND SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR ON THE STEEL STEPS! ALISSA IS OUT COLD BUT WAIT…. HARPER LEE DOES IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! ALISSA BRADY WAS JUST MURDERED BY HARPER LEE AND SHE IS SPRAWLED OUT ON THE FLOOR NOT MOVING!
Gavin Kirkland: I NEED TO DAVE HER NOW!
Deadprez: YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE GAVIN! HARPER WITH A HUGE SMILE ON HER FACE, SHE SLIDES IN SLEEPING PILL BY RONAN! HE JUST HIT THE HEAD BUTT AND HARPER LEE DROPPED! RONAN WITH THE COVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Eve: KICK OUT BY HARPER LEE AND RONAN CANNOT BELIEVE IT! HE PICKS HER UP AGAIN, HE GOES FOR THE DEATH-RO ONE MORE TIME, NO! ELBOW TO THE FACE! HARPER GETS BEHIND RONAN… HOUSE OF BALLOONS! SHE STRUCK HIM DOWN AND RONAN IS DONE!
Deadprez: HARPER LEE HAS IT AND ALISSA BRADY IS STILL UNCONSCIOUS ON THE FLOOR! THIS ONE IS OVER!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: RONAN KICKED OUT! HOW DID HE DO THAT!? RONAN WAS BARELY ABLE TO KICK OUT AND HARPER LEE IS BESIDE HERSELF NOW!
Eve: She thought it was a done deal, but no! Harper Lee doesn’t know what else to do, but Alissa was taken out, Ronan is all hers now and this is the moment she needs to bring it home. Harper stands up waiting for him to get back to his feet, Ronan slowly does, and Harper whips him into the turnbuckle without the padding, but he reverses it, Harper is about to hit it but she puts on the brakes, hops on the rope, turns and RONAN CHARGES IN, SHE TRIPS HIM AND HIS HEAD HITS RIGHT ON THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! HARPER HAS HIM NOW, RUNNING AGAINST THE ROPES…..
Gavin Kirkland: Alissa….. I need to check up on her! She needs mouth to mouth!
Deadprez: BIG BOOT BY RONAN! HARPER RAMMED RIGHT INTO IT! RONAN LOOKS READY TO FINISH THIS, HE LOOKS OVER AT ALISSA!
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) WAKE UP! I NEED YOUR HELP! STOP BEING SO DAMN WORTHLESS!
(She doesn’t move. Ronan starts getting frustrated as Harper crawls to the ring apron and falls to the floor on the other side. Ronan rolls out of the ring and tries to get Alissa up, but she is limp, slapping her face…)
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) GET UP! COME ON! GET UP!
Eve: Look at Harper Lee, she is going under the ring to grab something! Ronan has finally given up on trying to wake up Alissa.
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) IF I LOSE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
(He walks around the ring, Harper Lee is there half way under the apron, Ronan grabs her….)
Ronan Malosi: (Off Mic) I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU BITCH!
(Harper comes out after he drags her, and his eyes widen before screaming loudly just as Harper….)
Deadprez: SPRAYS RONAN WITH A HUGE BOTTLE OF EVIAN! THAT MOUNTAIN SPRING WATER IS LIKE KRYPTONITE AND RONAN IS SCREAMING!
Eve: No…. Prez Ronan is DROWNING RIGHT NOW! HE IS COUGHING! CLAWING AT HIS NECK! WHAT WAS IN THAT WATER! IT WAS LIKE ACID! I THINK HE IS STEAMING SOME! LOOK AT THE SMOKE!
Deadprez: RONAN HAS LOST IT! HE IS GAGGING AND CHOKING! ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING! RONAN LOOKS LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND HERE COMES HARPER…. HOUSE OF BALLOONS AGAIN! RONAN IS DOWN AND HARPER TRAPS HIS ARM!
Eve: SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR! HARPER TURNS RONAN OVER WHO IS SOAKED AND STILL COUGHING FOR THE PINFALL!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(DING!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!! DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THE MATCH! HARPER LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Sweet Dreams” play throughout the arena as a bloody Harper Lee slowly rolls off a very wet Ronan Malosi still coughing. Alissa is still unconscious on the mats outside while Deadprez and Eve are holding Gavin Kirkland back from him trying to give her mouth to mouth.)
Deadprez: Huge win by Harper Lee and in a very unconventional way, she pretty much drowned Ronan, his reaction to the water was very bizarre, but after he sacrificed Alissa to Harper and then took advantage, I thought that was the end of it. Harper fought back and it was death by water and look at Ronan, he is still choking.
Eve: That was definitely a bizarre ending, we all know the fear Ronan has with water, but Harper Lee definitely took advantage of that and used her smarts to pull off a huge win for her and another on her resume. Ronan when he finishes choking will have to go back to the drawing board, but my concern is Alissa who hasn’t moved for some time.
Gavin Kirkland: I am trying to save her live and none of you will let me get to her! Alissa! I am coming!
Eve: You’re disgusting.
Gavin Kirkland: I meant as coming….. like going to her! Oh whatever!
(Harper Lee rolls out of the ring and steps over a laid out Alissa, looking down at her with a smirk on her face, then making her way toward the back as Ronan seems to be drowning in the ring. The camera fades to a graphic of the next match…)
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Gina Romano: The following contest is a Fatal Four Way scheduled for one fall…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Gina Romano: …with a Unique Opportunity on the line!
(‘ Warning!’ by BAND-MAID blares through the PA system as Ayu Megumi wastes little time stepping out onto the stage full of excitement almost exceeding the crowd’s favourable response)
Gina Romano: Introducing first! From Okinawa, Japan…THE AMAZING GIRL…AYU…MMMMEEEEGGGGUUUUMMMMIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dreadprez: A Unique Opportunity on the line here tonight for the victor in this Fatal Four Way match! In the past these opportunities have been for title matches and all four competitors would absolutely love to find themselves squaring off against a Champion of some sort in the coming weeks here on Showdown!
Eve: The Amazing Girl Ayu Megumi has been highly touted here on Showdown since her debut, with a great victory in the first week of the season and then backing it up with tremendous performances against the Specialists Champion Dr. Bethany Blue and last week against the much larger Ronan Malosi!
(‘il vento d’oro’ by Yugo Kanno begins to play as the crowd maintains their excitement for MITSUBACHI who likewise doesn’t waste a whole lot of time stepping out from behind the curtain and makes his way down to the ring)
Gina Romano: Next! From Sōka, Saitama, Japan…THE REBORN ARTIST…MMMIIITTTSSSUUUUUUUUBBBAAAACCCCHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Yet to pick up a win this season I’ve got to commend MITSUBACHI! He’s had to go up against two Hall of Famers in back to back weeks in Impact and Lethal Consequences and fought valiantly in both but to no avail. Tonight would be a tremendous opportunity to turn things around for himself!
Eve: Unfortunately a setback last week to one of his opponents here tonight in Jon Kelton means Kelton might have a mental edge over him in this contest. But you’re right, Gavin, tonight is the perfect time to turn his unfortunate streak around with a big, big victory!
(‘No Surburban Pt. 2’ by Sheff G plays to a continued favourable reaction from the crowd. After a moment, a calm and poised Jon Kelton steps out onto the stage, his eyes focused on his opponents already standing in the ring as he slowly makes his way down towards the ring)
Gina Romano: From Dallas, Texas…HE IS THE CHOSEN ONE…JJJOOONNN KKKKKKKEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Deadprez: I would strongly consider Jon Kelton the favourite in this match. The experience rests on his side and I’m sure if there’s anyone who would be focused on seizing the opportunity presented before them, it’s going to be someone who strives so much to achieve great things…
Gavin Kirkland: And just as Eve said, he’s already beaten MITSUBACHI this season! And he did so in tremendous fashion, without having to deal with much offense from MITSU. I’m sure Kelton has put the Hardcore Championship contenders match behind him and is completely focused on this match at hand because who knows, the Unique Opportunity might just be a Hardcore Championship match!!
(‘Escape’ by Rupert Holmes hits and the crowd finds a new level of excitement. However, it takes a lot longer for Strawberry Steve to emerge onto the stage. At a pace that would see him burned by a tortoise, Steve wanders through the curtain to a roaring ovation)
Gina Romano: Lastly! From The Strawberry Fields, Glasgow, Scotland…FRESHLY PICKED….SSSTTTRRRAAAWWWBBBEEERRRYYY SSSTTTEEEVVVEEE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT KELTON AIN’T THE FAVOURITE DEADPREZ BECAUSE THIS MAN RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW IS THE FAVOURITE! LOOK AT THAT CALMNESS, LOOK AT HOW CONCENTRATED HE IS! NOTHING IS BOTHERING HIM!
Deadprez: Well at this rate Gavin I don’t think he’ll even be involved in the match quite frankly…
(Steve barely steps over the lip of the ramp as the camera cuts to a frustrated referee trying to encourage Steve to hurry it up to the ring. MITSUBACHI, Megumi and Kelton all prepare themselves in the ring for the match in the meantime)
Gavin Kirkland: YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND IT, DEADPREZ. STEVE IS GIVING THEM THE OPPORTUNITY TO ENJOY THEIR FINAL MOMENTS BEFORE HE UTTERLY DEVASTATES THEM ALL! THAT’S MY GOAT!!! :wow:
(Sick and tired of waiting, the official turns to all three other competitors, checking them and calling for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: :comeagain: DID THE REFEREE JUST CALL FOR THE BELL WITHOUT STEVE EVEN MAKING IT TO THE RING?!
Deadprez: IT SEEMS THAT WAY AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT MITSU LAUNCHES HIMSELF TOWARDS KELTON! SURELY THE FRUSTRATIONS OF LOSING TO HIM LAST WEEK HAVE IMMEDIATELY BOILED OVER AS MITSU FIRES AWAY WITH REPEATED CLUBBING BLOWS! KELTON TRIES TO COVER UP AND MANAGES TO BLOCK MANY OF THE FOREARMS BUT MITSU FIRES AWAY AND COLLECTS KELTON IN THE RIBS!
Eve: KELTON RETURNS WITH A RIGHT FIST OF HIS OWN CONNECTING TO THE STOMACH OF MITSU! BOTH MEN GOING BACK AND FORTH, TRYING TO CLAIM THE UPPER HAND OVER THE OTHER IN THIS FAST YET SURPRISINGLY SUDDEN START TO THE CONTEST!
Gavin Kirkland: Poor Ayu can’t even get a shot in! Megumi keeps circling the pair as they lay into one another looking for an opportunity to get some offense of her own in but neither MITSU nor Kelton are slowing down for even a brief second!
Deadprez: Kelton gets the upper hand over his opponent from a week ago and connects with a raised knee to the midsection! MITSU barrels over and backs up onto the ropes, Kelton steps forward but MITSU perhaps with some slight desperation clocks him with a forearm! Right to the jaw and it causes Kelton to step back– MEGUMI STEPS IN AND CONNECTS WITH A DISCUSS LARIAT!
Eve: The Amazing Girl finally gets involved in this match as she pounces on top of Kelton and begins to rattle off punches of her own! Stiff blows raining down but the smallest competitor in this match can’t maintain that pressure as Kelton simply powers through and hurls Megumi to the side. Megumi tries to race back to her feet but she’s cut off by MITSUBACHI who drops Megumi with a Roundhouse Kick! None of these three can manage to build offense in the opening of this match so far!
(The camera cuts to Strawberry Steve who continues to meander down to the ring at a slow, slow…slow pace)
Gavin Kirkland: See this right here? :Drakelike: This is my guy, this is my strategy. Let the three of them beat the piss out of one another and without lifting a finger capitalise on the moment to win the match!
Deadprez: I can’t say I like the idea of letting fate decide when the opportunity to win presents itself, Gavin. With a Unique Opportunity being on the line, the stakes are higher than most realise. These opportunities have historically been for Championships, opportunities to take giant leaps forward in someone’s career. They’re not to be wasted, not to be overlooked because of the ‘vagueness’ of it being called a ‘Unique Opportunity’. Each competitor in this match has a reason to win, a reason to fight tooth and nail to walk out of Midsummer Massacre with that opportunity to better their career.
Eve: Back in the ring though, it’s Kelton and MITSU once again squaring up center of the ring with a collar and elbow tie up! MITSU manages to get the upper hand dropping into a side headlock, cinching it in and increasing the pressure on the side of Kelton’s head. But Ayu Megumi, back to her own feet, steps in and delivers a thrusting side-kick to the ribs of MITSU! Unable to cover up MITSU tries to bear the brunt of the kick but even just a fraction of a moment is enough for Kelton to push himself away, wraps the arms and connects with a release German Suplex!!
Gavin Kikrland: AND MEGUMI TAKES HER OPPORTUNITY AS SHE ROLLS MITSU UP THE MOMENT HE COMES CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS! THE REFEREE SLIDES IN FOR THE PIN!
Ref: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!
Deadprez: Kelton breaks it up immediately with a stiff kick right to the spine of Ayu Megumi! Sending a clear, clear message to one of his opponents here tonight that she won’t be so lucky to escape Garland with a win like that.
Eve: Megumi stumbles slightly back to her feet but she does so right into the clutches of Kelton who delivers a quick snap suplex! Driving Megumi right down to the canvas at great velocity forcing the ring to shake on impact! Kelton is in firm control of this contest with MITSU only stirring on the canvas, Megumi down and Steve…doing…Steve things…
Gavin Kirkland: GOAT THINGS EVE. HE’S DOING GOAT THINGS LIKE ONLY A GOAT CAN! :blessed:
Deadprez: At this rate the match might just pass him by as Kelton pulls Megumi back to her feet, drops down and drives the shoulder into the ribs before sending her reeling into the turnbuckle! Kelton drops the repeated elbows into the midsection over and over again, each time the body of Ayu Megumi looking like it will break in half in a moment’s notice. Once again at a disadvantage compared to the larger three opponents giving up plenty of height and weight to them but this is one newcomer who has shown she’ll be in the fight until the bitter end!
Eve: Megumi can’t take many more blows to the ribs like this….AND MITSU RAKES THE BACK OF KELTON! Megumi inhales a deep breath as Kelton’s back arches, reeling away from the corner and MITSU fires away with a forearm to the jaw! A second and a third in quick succession! It’s enough to bundle Kelton up against the ropes. MITSU pulls Kelton in and connects with the Gourdbuster onto the ropes!! KELTON’S THROAT COMES DOWN FLUSH AGAINST THE ROPE AND HE COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Deadprez: Kelton’s control of this match has quickly diminished and as it’s the two originating from Japan standing firm in the center of the ring! MITSU towering over Megumi whose smile shows she isn’t going to be backing down not one bit! And Megumi fires the first shot with the kick right to the side of the leg! The hamstring being tested by the contact of her boot as she immediately follows it up with a second and a third! She might be bringing MITSU down to her height but it allows MITSU to more easily connect with a forearm! It rattles Megumi– WHO RETURNS SERVE WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE JAW! IT FLATTENS MITSU AND MEGUMI DROPS INTO THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTTWWWWWOOOO–
Deadprez: And MITSUBACHI kicks out!
Eve: Without Kelton in the ring and Strawberry Steve only just now seemingly getting himself ready to enter this match, Ayu Megumi needs to make the most of the situation and wear down the bigger MITSUBACHI as much as she can to make it one last person she needs to care about! We saw last week that she’s more than capable of getting those bigger than her down to her size and even being inches or half seconds away from beating them and that experience last week would only serve to help her in this vital match!
Deadprez: Megumi, already back to her feet, waits as MITSU slowly rises back to his, looking for that brief opening that she expects to come as MITSU still tries to compose himself. He turns around and Megumi races in with a Double Knee Jawbreaker! But the power and strength of MITSU is enough to hold her up! MITSU HOISTS MEGUMI UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS– BUT THE AMAZING GIRL COUNTERS AND INSTEAD COUNTERS IMMEDIATELY INTO A SATELLITE DDT!!! THE CROWD ROARS IN CHEERS BUT MITSU ROLLS AWAY AND DROPS OUT OF THE RING! MEGUMI WAS JUST INCHES AWAY FROM MAKING YET ANOTHER PIN AND PERHAPS EVEN TAKING THE VICTORY SO SOON!
(As Megumi rises to her feet, Strawberry Steve finally enters the ring to stand toe to toe with Megumi)
Gavin Kirkland: THE FACE OF AYU MEGUMI MEETING STRAWBERRY STEVE MIGHT JUST BE ONE OF THE MOST KAWAII THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE– AND SHUT UP EVE DON’T SAY A THING. WE’RE GOING TO WITNESS ONE OF THE GREATEST CLASHES OF RAW TALENT ON THIS BRAND! AND IT’S STEVE WHO GETS THE UPPERHAND RIGHT AWAY WITH A DEADLY KICK RIGHT TO THE SHIN!!!
Crowd: OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: FUCK, IS MEGUMI EVEN HUMAN?!? SHE’S STILL BEAMING WITH A SMILE DESPITE SUFFERING SUCH A DEVASTATING BLOW! AND IT SEEMS STEVE REALISES HE NEEDS TO DIG EVEN DEEPER! STEVE CONNECTS WITH A SECOND DEADLY KICK, THIS TIME TO THE OTHER LEG OF AYU MEGUMI!!!
Crowd: FNDFKJGBFDKJVBSDK :damn: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT IS THIS AMAZING GIRL MADE OF TO ENDURE SUCH A BRUTAL ONSLAUGHT OF KICKS!! TO BE STANDING UPRIGHT, STILL SMILING, I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING, AND NEITHER DO THESE PEOPLE!
Eve: …
Gavin Kirkland: YOU MIGHT SEE AN EMPTY, EXPRESSIONLESS LOOK ON THE FACE OF STRAWBERRY STEVE BUT I CAN SEE A MAN WHO IS QUICKLY REALISING THAT HIS OTHERWISE INCREDIBLY LETHAL STRIKES ARE DOING HIM NO GOOD! STEVE, SHAKING HIS HEAD, THE THOUGHT OF ‘NO! NO! NO!’ RACING THROUGH HIS HEAD, HE RAISES HIS HAND!!! AND STRIKES MEGUMI DOWN WITH A DEADLY SLAP!!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!HOLY SHIT!
Gavin Kirkland: OH LAWD WHAT HUMANITY–
Deadprez: AND KELTON BACK INTO THE RING IMMEDIATELY CLOCKS STRAWBERRY STEVE OVER THE HEAD WITH A FOREARM!!! I THINK HE JUST GOT SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING STRAWBERRY STEVE’S ANTICS IN THE RING AND WANTED TO SWIFTLY CUT IT OUT–
Gavin Kirkland: OR MAYBE HE RECOGNISES THE LEGITIMATE THREAT TO HIS ASPIRATIONS BEFORE HIS EYES, DEADPREZ!! MAYBE HE REALISED HIS CAREER COULD HAVE BEEN ENDED RIGHT HERE TONIGHT!!
Eve: I…I don’t think that’s the case at all, Gavin…
Deadprez: In any case I don’t think Megumi seems too pleased with Kelton but it’s evident enough on his face that Kelton couldn’t care any less! We’re back to these two squaring off face to face once more, both competitors measuring up the other center of the ring and once more it’s Megumi at a disadvantage in stark contrast to Kelton. Height, weight, everything working against her once more and this time it’s Megumi who takes the first opportunity to strike at her opponent! She reaches up and connects with a forearm to the jaw but it does little to rock Kelton! Kelton immediately returns the favour with a forearm of his own and it’s enough to rattle Megumi a fair bit!
Eve: Last week against Ronan Megumi utilised her speed and agility, racing around the bigger opponent to cut him down inch by inch until Malosi was flat on his back. But in a Fatal Four Way like this she doesn’t have the time yet cannot get into a striking match with Kelton, she’ll lose every time! And it’s clear as Kelton finds himself already on top offensively. Megumi tries to fire back with another shot, a rookie mistake and Kelton makes her pay for it with a kick to the midsection!
Deadprez: The wind being taken out of the momentum of Ayu Megumi as she once more tries to back away but Kelton grabs her by the hair and ensures she doesn’t go anywhere, dragging her back to the center of the ring. Megumi tries to fight out of it, stunning Kelton briefly with a Superman Punch!! BUT KELTON CATCHES IT AND PULLS HER IN STRAIGHT INTO A SITOUT BRAINBUSTER!!! KELTON ROLLS MEGUMI OVER AND MAKES HIS FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH!
Ref: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTTWWWWWOOOO–
Eve: MEGUMI POWERS OUT! It’s going to take a fair bit more to put this rising talent on Showdown down for good and Kelton seems well aware of that! It was a disappointing setback for Kelton against Amir Yusuf two weeks ago in the Hardcore Championship Number One Contenders match and the last thing he’s going to want to do is allow a similar opponent in Megumi slip away with a victory at his expense!
Gavin Kirkland: After what he did to Steve I HOPE that’s what happens! But for now he’s sadly well in control of this match. Refusing to allow Megumi to get back to her feet as he delivers a swift, stiff kick to the ribs! The poor girl collapses down to the canvas, gasping for vital breaths but Kelton isn’t going to grant her even a moment of reprieve! Kelton once more hoists her up– MIGHT BE LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH SPOILER ALERT! THE FULL NELSON LEGSWEEP FACEBUSTER MIGHT BE MOMENTS AWAY! BUT MEGUMI MANAGES TO ROLL AWAY, HER STATURE MAKING IT EASY TO ESCAPE FROM THE FULL NELSON!
Deadprez: Megumi has the much needed space in order to utilise her quickness against Kelton, just as Eve pointed out. But she staggers away, trying to recollect herself and ensure that she’s in the perfect position in order to actually win the match! Kelton, looking to keep his offense flowing as he remains hot on her trail! Megumi fires away with a stray kick that connects to the knee, only briefly hindering Kelton who simply shakes it off to maintain his pursuit–
Eve: RUNNING SUPERMAN PUNCH!!! STRAWBERRY STEVE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE COMES FLYING IN AND CLOCKS KELTON ON THE JAW WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH!! KELTON RACES BACK TO HIS FEET BUT HE’S MET AGAIN WITH ANOTHER SUPERMAN PUNCH BY STEVE! BUT THIS TIME HE REMAINS UP ON HIS FEET, SWINGING WILDLY IN RESPONSE WITH A LARIAT THAT STEVE DUCKS BENEATH! HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND CHARGES BACK TO CONNECT WITH A SLINGBLADE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: YESSS STEVE! GO ON! KEEP THAT FIRE GOING! KELTON GOES DOWN AND STEVE KIPS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! But Kelton isn’t too far behind him! Kelton rises to his own feet looking to regain control of his contest, realising he must, realising Steve is quickly stripping away his momentum, his control in this contest! Steve wastes little time, noticing Kelton isn’t complying and isn’t staying down!
Deadprez: Strawberry Steve takes his exit from the ring and climbs to the top rope, his eyes firmly locked in on Kelton who’s getting to a complete vertical base, inch by inch. STEVE LEAPS FROM THE TOP!!! DIVING DDSTEVE!!!! THE DIVING DDT CONNECTS SPIKING KELTON SKULL FIRST INTO THE CANVAS! STEVE ROLLS HIM OVER AND STRAIGHT INTO THE PIN!
Ref: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Kelton kicks out!!! You can see the expression on the face of Steve, seemingly feeling as if he thought he could have won it then and there! With MITSU still recovering on the outside and Megumi resting in the corner, neither showing the urgency or having the energy to do anything to stop Steve!
Deadprez: And I’m sure they’re both glad that Kelton was able to power out of the pin to keep this match going. Right now this is Steve’s match to lose, with Kelton looking down, looking as if he doesn’t have enough fight in him. Steve backs himself away into the corner, his intent, his focus placed firmly on Kelton who begins to stir. The crowd applauding, encouraging the popular Doctor Of Strawbanomics to continue! Winless so far in Season 15 but that hasn’t deterred his faithful one bit, as he’s looking to gain that valuable fist win and in the process take home that Unique Opportunity dangled in front of these competitors by Hawk! STRAWBERRY STEVE LOOKING TO END THIS RIGHT HERE WITH THE STRAWB-RIDER!!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT FROM BEHIND! IT’S MITSUBACHI! BACK INTO THE RING! HE WRAPS THE ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF STEVE WHO FIRES AWAY WITH AN ELBOW! CONNECTING TO THE CHEEK BONE BUT MITSU DOESN’T RELEASE! STEVE FIRES AWAY, DESPERATE TO GET OUT OF THE SITUATION BUT THIS TIME MITSU FLOATS BENEATH AND INSTEAD CONNECTS WITH THE EXPLODER SUPLEX! HURLING STRAWBERRY STEVE ACROSS THE RING–
Eve: LIONSAULT!!! THE LIONSAULT FROM KELTON PERFECTLY TIMED TO STRAWBERRY STEVE! AND HE HOLDS FOR THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
Gavin Kirkland: MEGUMI AND MITSUBACHI BOTH BREAK UP THE PIN SIMULTANEOUSLY! BOTH COMPETITORS HURLING THEMSELVES AT KELTON TO KEEP THIS MATCH GOING AND TO AVOID DEFEAT!!! KELTON TRIED TO CAPITALISE ON THE OFFENSE FROM MITSUBACHI BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES THESE FATAL FOUR WAYS SO HARD TO CONTEND WITH!
Deadprez: And neither are wasting any time themselves! Megumi pops up and fires at MITSU with a stiff right fist! It drops MITSU to the canvas for a moment but he pops his head up and connects with a slap that echoes throughout the arena! MEGUMI RESPONDS WITH ANOTHER FIST! MITSU RESPONDS WITH ANOTHER SLAP!
Eve: KELTON ROCKS BOTH WITH SLIDING LARIATS! BOTH COMPETITORS TOO FOCUSED ON THE OTHER TO SEE KELTON COMING IN AT PACE AND THEY PAY FOR IT DEARLY! BUT EVEN KELTON IS STARTING TO FEEL THE WEAR AND TEAR OF THIS MATCH, EXHAUSTION STARTING TO KICK IN AS HE CAN’T CAPITALISE!
Gavin Kirkland: Gotta wonder if we’re not too far off seeing a winner crowned in this match as all three competitors take in deep breaths on the canvas. Strawberry Steve is reduced to a bit of a non-factor at the moment and it might just be whoever gets their best shot in first will walk away victorious!
Deadprez: If that’s the case then it seems like Kelton and Megumi are both more aware! They both turn to MITSU and deliver right fists! Both connecting flush on both sides of MITSU’s jaw! — AND KELTON TURNS AND CONNECTS A RIGHT FIST TO THE JAW OF MEGUMI! Megumi rolls away instead of firing back but it works in her favour, she’s well and truly a step ahead of Kelton who shoots back to his feet as fast as he can but it’s not enough to avoid catching a Superkick by Megumi! MITSU tries likewise to pop up but he too is floored by a Superkick by Megumi!! You can start to feel the crowd getting right behind the girl from Okinawa! Megumi lines Kelton up who begins to stir on the canvas…she might be looking to put him down and win this match with the Ethereal Blade…
Eve: BUT STEVE IS BACK INTO THE RING! HE CUTS MEGUMI OFF WITH THE CORKSCREW FOREARM SMASH!! IT DROPS MEGUMI RIGHT AWAY AS THE EYES ROLL INTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD! STRAWBERRY STEVE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO KELTON, WHOSE BACK TO HIS FEET AND COMES CHARGING IN TOWARDS STEVE. BUT STEVE STEPS ASIDE, IT SENDS KELTON STRAIGHT INTO THE ROPES, HIS MOMENTUM MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO AVOID. KELTON’S FRONT BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, WITH HIS BACK TURNED STEVE CAPITALISES AND CATCHES HIM WITH A BACKSLIDE! INTO A PIN!
Ref: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
Gavin Kirkland: MITSUBACHI DIVES IN TO MAKE THE SAVE, BUT STEVE RELEASES THE PIN ANYWAY; KELTON ROLLS AWAY AND SO DOES STEVE AS MITSU MISSES WITH THE PUNT TO THE RIBS OF STEVE! STEVE NOW HOWEVER, ROLLS MITSU UP WITH THE FRUIT ROLL-UP!!! HE MIGHT SNATCH THIS MATCH AWAY!
Ref: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: NO THIS TIME KELTON IS THERE TO ACTUALLY BREAK THE PIN UP WITH A STIFF RIGHT BOOT RIGHT ACROSS THE JAW OF STRAWBERRY STEVE! HE MIGHT HAVE KNOCKED STEVE OUT COMPLETELY! HE WASTES ABSOLUTELY NO TIME AND PULLS STEVE RIGHT TO HIS FEET, SIGNALLING IN THE PROCESS THAT THIS MATCH IS DONE, THIS MATCH IS OVER. KELTON SPINS HIM AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH AVADA KEDAVRA! THE UNPRETTIER MIGHT HAVE JUST ENDED STRAWBERRY STEVE’S AMBITIONS OF VICTORY AS STEVE ROLLS AWAY AND PROMPTLY OUT OF THE RING!!
Eve: THE MATCH IS HERE TO BE WON BY KELTON! HE DOESN’T CONCERN HIMSELF WITH STEVE BUT FOCUSES BACK ON MITSUBACHI! MITSU RISES TO HIS FEET CLEARLY DISORIENTATED, CLEARLY TRYING TO RECOMPOSE HIMSELF, TO GET HIMSELF IN THE RIGHT FRAME OF MIND TO WIN THIS MATCH. BUT KELTON MEASURES HIM, HE’S ZEROING IN, LOOKING TO DEFEAT MITSU YET AGAIN, FOR THE SECOND STRAIGHT WEEK IN A ROW.
Gavin Kirkland: CHROME HEARTZ!!!! THE STANDING SPINNING HEEL KICK CONNECTS RIGHT TO THE FACE OF MITSUBACHI WHO DROPS TO THE CANVAS! KELTON FALLS INTO THE COVER, FALLING ONTO THE CLEARLY KNOCKED OUT MITSUBACHI!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Deadprez: LLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! FROM AYU MEGUMI!!!!
Eve: MEGUMI WITH THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE SPINE OF JON KELTON!! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, THE AMAZING GIRL MIGHT JUST HAVE PULLED OFF AN AMAZING STEAL AS KELTON’S BACK ARCHES AND HE ROLLS AWAY, MEGUMI COVERS MITSUBACHI!!
Ref: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘ Warning!’ by BAND-MAID hits as Ayu Megumi rolls off MITSUBACHI, running her hands through her hair realising her victory. She smiles from ear to ear as she sits up, nodding to the fans cheering her on at ringside before being helped to her feet by the referee and having her hand raised in the air victorious)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY…AAAAYYYYUUUU MMMMEEEEGGGGUUUUMMMMIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: WHAT A HUGE VICTORY FOR AYU MEGUMI! She came into this match as the biggest underdog of the four competitors and now has a Unique Opportunity heading her way in the coming weeks on Showdown!
Eve: Showdown is home to some of the best rising stars of any brand and Ayu Megumi is proving herself to be more than capable of keeping up with just about anyone that can be mentioned. A tough loss for the other three, to take given what they were all fighting for here tonight but it’s Megumi who continues to shine on the Blue brand here tonight at Midsummer Massacre!
(Megumi exits the ring and makes her way up the aisle, waving to the fans lining the barricade, still with that wide smile on her face. She turns back to the capacity crowd and pumps both fists in the air victorious before the camera fades away)
(The camera fades to the backstage area, focused in on the Answers World Champion, Kassidy Heart arriving at the arena. She makes the route from the car park to her private locker room with the Answers World Championship on her shoulder. She is walking with the poise and confidence of a champion but seems more than ready to defend her championship in the main event. The crowd in the arena showers the champion with boos, but Kassidy continues her walk down to her private locker room before being stopped by…)
(…WALTER BIVENS!)
(The crowd continues to boo at the presence of Limmy Monaghan’s manager who has his trademark red-tinted shades and suit on. He has a creepy smile on his face and for any woman in his path, it would be best for Kassidy Heart to run the other way, but Kassidy has no idea who the hell Walter Bivens is, but goes to walk past him, but Walter Bivens steps in her way and Kassidy, realizing that she’s not going to get to her locker room, decides to listen to whatever the hell Walter is going to say.)
Walter Bivens: Kassidy Heart, so beautiful, so deadly, so—
Kassidy Heart: I’m married.
(Kassidy Heart looks at Walter Bivens down-to-up before glaring at him.)
Kassidy Heart: And even if I wasn’t, I would still have my standards.
Walter Bivens: :whoa: I didn’t mean it like that, Kassidy. I’m only a spectator who is giving you the credit that you deserve, Kassidy. I thought a woman like you would appreciate the validation that you’ve spent your entire career craving. You are someone who has always been on the top of their game since the first day that you entered through these EAW doors. You had a pretty face. You had this talent. You had the drive and determination. You had all the potential in the world to become something great in the world of professional wrestling. The issue was that you never had a moment that you could be happy about. You never had a moment that you can pinpoint as the moment that Kassidy Heart became a household name. Pain for Pride was indeed the moment that Kassidy Heart truly arrived as you delivered one of the most amazing performances that the world of wrestling has ever seen. My god, I really thought that Jamie O’Hara was going to pull off the victory, but you surprised not only me but everyone when you made the Ace submit in the middle of the ring. I remember watching the ending of the match with a look of disbelief on my face because I didn’t think that you had in you, but you surprised everyone that night. That’s a mighty big accomplishment and you’ve gone a long way from being the same girl who got knocked out by a springboard forearm by Stephanie Matsuda at Pain for Pride 11.
(Kassidy Heart’s face goes emotionless as Walter Bivens continues to talk.)
Walter Bivens: You’ve come a long way from facing such a tragic and humiliating loss to Astraea Jordan out of all people in the Empress of Elite finals in 2018.
(The crowd of the arena goes “ooh.” Obviously, they are aware of how awful of a loss that was to Kassidy Heart, but Kassidy remains emotionless, but you can tell that she is not liking what Walter Bivens is telling her.)
Walter Bivens: I remember how your ego took a hit from that. You felt like you would never find yourself in this stage of your career. You thought that you would never recover from the mess. You were more than ready to throw in the towel. I would have if I faced an embarrassing loss like that. You must have been pissed off when Astraea flopped and contributed to the Empress of Elite curse, but you kept working on your craft. You pushed forward even with your two other setbacks. It’s amazing that you were able to lift yourself from being a borderline quitter to reaching the top! :wow: Your story is something truly interesting to hear because you had all the tools to be something great, but all you needed was that confidence within yourself. It’s an issue with a lot of the women in this company. You needed someone like Ryan Adams to bring that ounce of confidence out of you and make you realize your worth as more than glorified deathmatch trash from So-Cal Ultraviolent or whatever that basement that you spent your days with convincing everyone that you’re more than a pretty face, but you can be a fantastic athlete. You can be the face of Elite Answers Wrestling if you put your mind to it and along with the right connections, you can be the next big thing in wrestling —
Kassidy Heart: What the fuck are you doing? Can you see that I got a main event that I need to prepare for?
Walter Bivens: Oh, you don’t need to worry about TLA, Kassidy. You’re facing nothing more than a slaughtered lamb who is still dealing with the injuries that he suffered at the Poon Palace. TLA is at a disadvantage going into this match and it has nothing to do with him being cast in the role of an ‘underdog.’ At least, that’s not what is going into the main event tonight. It’s such a shame about what happened with TLA, but I am not liking his chances going into this match. It seems like you have the match in the bag, but it will be because of you taking advantage of the injuries that he’s experiencing. All you need to do is put the final nail in his coffin before moving on to bigger and better things. In that case, it happens to be the greatest wrestler of our generation, ‘The Monarch’, and the number one contender for the Answers World Championship, Limmy Monaghan!
(The crowd boos at the mention of Limmy Monaghan!)
Walter Bivens: Limmy Monaghan will be the next contender at Territorial Invasion!
(Kassidy Heart, feeling a bit amused, folds her arms across her chest as she looks at Walter Bivens.)
Kassidy Heart: Is that so?
Walter Bivens: I *know* so.
Kassidy Heart: And, what if Limmy loses?
(Walter Bivens laughs off the question, feeling confident about his client.)
Walter Bivens: He’s not going to lose, Kassidy. I am confident that Limmy Monaghan will not lose. Pain for Pride marked the year of replacing the old with the new and Limmy is going to confirm that once again. But, I’m a kind man, so I’ll entertain your thoughts. I’ll entertain the possibility that Limmy Monaghan does lose — but, we both know that is never going to happen — but, regardless, even in defeat, nobody can stop Limmy Monaghan from fulfilling his destiny. It was nice talking to you, Kassidy, but I got to get to my client. It seems like we’ll be talking to each other real soon. Best of luck in your match, but it’s not like you’re going to need it. :mjgrin:
(With that, Walter Bivens walks past Kassidy Heart, who rolls her eyes, feeling annoyed about the exchange that she had with him, but it’s time for her to place her focus on her title defense and being the best damn wrestling that she can possibly be.)
( Midsummer Massacre fades back down to the ringside area as the next match graphic flashes across the screen. )
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( The fans begin to jeer as “bad to the bone” by bbno$ begins to blast across the PA system. Inside the ring, Gina Romano steps forward with a smile on her face. )
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM PAWTUCKET, RHODE ISLAND, WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS… HE IS ‘THE GOAT’ AHREN FOURNIER!!!!
( The jeers from the crowd get even louder as Ahren finally steps onto the stage and begins to make his way down to the ring. )
Deadprez: Not gunna lie, I found it kind of shocking that the normally vocal Ahren Fournier didn’t have much to say this week. I know he is looking to capitalize off of injuring Terry Chambers back at Pain for Pride and take this season a little more seriously, and that’s why I expected so much more from him this week.
Eve: Definitely, Deadprez. I also expected Ahren to come out firing this week, knowing a win over Cameron Ella Ava could catapult him back into the world championship picture.
Gavin Kirkland: Trust me, I’m Team Titties, but who are we to question The GOAT’s methods? Silent but deadly?? Either way, Ahren is a Hall of Famer, and he is no slouch inside the ring. I can only assume he has some kind of gameplan going into this match because if he doesn’t, then a hungry and determined Cameron Ella Ava could really make him pay.
( Once Ahren is inside the ring, having taken his corner, his music fades out and is replaced by “ULTRAnumb (Exterminated Remix)” by Blue Stahli. The jeers turn to cheers for ‘The Centerpiece’ as Cameron Ella Ava steps onto the stage. )
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT… FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT 140 POUNDS… SHE IS ‘THE CENTERPIECE’ CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: I love it when she does that little twirl and rips her shirt off 😍😍. It’s so great to have Cameron Ella Ava back in EAW. I know little Gavin appreciates it too! :mjlit:
Eve: Okay no one needs to know THAT part, but I will agree that having Cameron back on Showdown is an absolute blessing. It was a dream come true for ‘The Centerpiece’ when she fulfilled her dream of competing at Pain for Pride in front of her hometown crowd, and her victory over someone as esteemed and as incredible as Rex McAllister showed the entire world that this woman, who has done nothing but make history since signing her name to an EAW contract, is truly back and ready to reclaim her spot as the top woman in this industry.
Deadprez: I’m definitely excited to see what Cameron has in store for Showdown this season. Her performance tonight will tell us a lot about how her season is going to go this time around.
( Cameron is in the ring now and her music fades out. The referee brings both competitors forward, checks to make sure they are ready, and calls for the bell. )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Gavin Kirkland: LET’S GO! The Centerpiece 💎 versus The GOAT 🐐!
Deadprez: These two waste no time going right after one another! Two former world champions and Hall of Famers are looking to score a victory on Showdown’s first marquee event of the season! Collar and elbow tie-up, initiated by Ahren, but Cameron immediately gains control of the arm. She twists Ahren’s wrist and bends the arm behind his back, but Ahren is quick to defend himself with an elbow that strikes Cameron right in the temple.
Eve: Cameron hangs tough, but Ahren wraps his free arm around Cameron’s neck and is able to snap her down onto the mat. Ahren quickly rushes the ropes and flies at Cameron, hitting her with a dropkick to the back of the head! Ahren immediately goes for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Not quite, but Ahren maintains his focus and pulls Cameron into a headlock. This sold-out crowd is firmly behind Jamie O’Hara’s less attractive, but extremely busty other half and she is using the energy of the crowd to her advantage! Cameron works them both back up to a vertical base and begins to elbow her way free from Ahren’s clutches! Cameron shoves Ahren back, runs the ropes, and takes him down with a huge clothesline!
Deadprez: Cameron screaming at Ahren to get up, but Ahren isn’t about to play into her hands! This crowd is booing The GOAT as he rolls onto the apron of the ring, but that’s just a smart move by Ahren. Cameron was looking to gain the early advantage in this match and he knew he needed to put a stop to that.
Eve: Yeah but look at Cameron! She’s already on the apron and launches herself off right as Ahren turns around! She takes him down with a huge diving clothesline and unloads a barrage of rights and lefts on Ahren’s face and head! She rolls off her opponent, hyping up the crowd, and takes off running around the ring!!! Ahren is back to his knees but here comes Cam! ‘AVACADABRA’!!! THE SHINING WIZARD JUST KNOCKED AHREN OUT! CAMERON QUICKLY PULLS AHREN UP BY THE HAIR, ROLLS HIM IN THE RING, AND THROWS HERSELF OVER HIM FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Deadprez: That’s GOAT speak for kick-out in case anyone was curious, confused, or terrified.
Gavin Kirkland: Cameron pulls Ahren up and tosses him into the corner! She is on fire right now and I think she’s looking for the ‘Wonder Woman Punch’! RUNNING FOREARM SMASH TO AH-
Eve: AHREN GETS HIS FEET UP! Cameron stumbles back, clutching her jaw, and Ahren is up to the second rope now! We don’t really see Ahren go high risk that often, as he is more of a mat based wrestler, relying on his kicks and strikes, as well as a connoisseur of hardcore wrestling, but he launches himself off! He takes Cameron down with a pretty powerful dropkick, but Ahren doesn’t go for the cover! Instead, he pulls Cameron up by the hair and whips her into the corner! Ahren runs forward, but this time it’s Cameron who gets her feet up, catching Ahren right in the jaw! Ahren stumbles back and Cameron flies forward, hitting Ahren with a running forearm! She completely batters him with forearms until he is backed into the opposite corner, and she goes low, driving her shoulder into Ahren Fournier’s gut!
Deadprez: Those shoulder thrusts do the damage needed, because Cameron seizes Ahren by the hair and slams his face off her knee. He falls back against the corner and Cameron backs up just a bit and she strikes Ahren with a running knee! She pulls Ahren out of the corner, runs him to the center of the ring, and plants him with a running bulldog! Another cover by Cameron!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Ahren shoots his shoulder up!!!!
Eve: That doesn’t deter Cameron though, who immediately pulls Ahren into a headlock. She’s looking to wear him down right now, but I’m not sure if I am completely onboard with this strategy. Ahren is an underrated mat wrestler, and someone who is able to hang in there with the very best, and I feel like Cameron should continue going hard and utilizing her explosive offense.
Deadprez: You may be right, Eve, as we watch Ahren power his way back up to his feet. He is able to catch Cameron in the stomach with an elbow, but that only temporarily derails her. She goes for a clothesline, but Ahren ducks and slips behind her, looking to grab her around the waist! Cameron fights off the German suplex attempt and whirls around, nailing Ahren flush across the jaw with a solid right hand! Cameron with another right hand! And another! She is firing on all cylinders now and she throws Ahren into the ropes! She takes him down with a massive dropkick upon the rebound and listen to this crowd! They are 100 percent behind Cameron Ella Ava tonight!
Gavin Kirkland: Cameron wastes no time grabbing Ahren up, and hoisting him up onto her shoulders! She is looking to end this match with ‘Breaking Barriers’ but Ahren with a shot to the skull! He is able to wiggle his way free and tries to throw a forearm to the back of Cameron’s head but she ducks, turns around, and takes him to the mat with a drop toehold! Ahren tries to get back up, but Cameron has the arm! Fujiwara armbar!!! She’s got that submission locked in!
Eve: Ahren is fighting his way to the ropes and Cameron has no other choice but to transition that armbar into a triangle choke! She is going to choke out the former EAW World Champion!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! AHREN’S FOOT MANAGES TO FIND THE ROPES! The referee points this out to Cameron but she just cinches that choke in tighter! I stan an aggressive woman who has the ability to make me pass out! Do you think Cameron and Jamie practice erotic asphyxiation?
Deadprez: …
Eve: The referee is forced to start the count and Cameron uses every bit of it that she can. She finally relinquished the hold after a count of four and Ahren is quick to roll onto the apron of the ring. The GOAT drops to the outside of the ring in an attempt to collect himself, but Cameron’s not about that life! She sprints across the ring and launches herself in the air! TOPE CON HILO!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BOUNCY BREASTS!!!!!
Deadprez: CAMERON LANDS ON AHREN AND STARTS THROWING HANDS! AHREN ABSORBS A FEW OF THOSE PUNCHES BEFORE GRABBING CAMERON BY THE HAIR AND THROWING HER TO THE SIDE! HE QUICKLY GETS TO HIS KNEES BUT CAMERON WITH A RUNNING SOCCER-STYLE KICK TO THE RIBS! AHREN FALLS TO THE SIDE AND CLUTCHES AT HIS RIBS, AND CAMERON WITH SEVERAL MORE KICKS TO THE RIBCAGE AREA!
Eve: She is not fucking around tonight as she takes Ahren by the hair and slams his face off the top of the ring steps! Ahren is grabbing for his nose, but Cameron with a knee to the face! Ahren sprawls back, a little stunned at how vicious that knee was, and she stomps away on The GOAT! The referee is urging her to get Ahren back into the ring, but Cameron seems content to continue her onslaught right where they are right now. Ahren isn’t mounting much in the way of defense right now, but perhaps he doesn’t want to exert the extra energy right now. After all, Cameron can’t win this match on the outside of the ring. She’s going to have to get Ahren back inside if she wants to pin or submit him.
Gavin Kirkland: I think Mrs. O’Hara is more interested in making a statement right now. Cameron thought for sure her career was over more than a year ago thanks to the disturbing actions our Chairman, who’s wife is a fucking cunt. Just saying. She’s made her comeback, looking to still prove that she has what it takes to stand at the top of our industry.
Deadprez: Cameron has pulled Ahren away from the steps and forced him to his feet. The GOAT isn’t giving in just yet, and he lands a few solid punches to Cameron’s gut. She doubles over and that allows Ahren to hit her in the back of the head with an elbow. Cameron drops to her knees and Ahren backs up, looking for a running knee strike of his own… BUT CAMERON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!
Eve: AHREN MANAGES TO STOP HIS MOMENTUM RIGHT BEFORE HE CRASHES INTO THE RING POST, BUT CAMERON NAILS HIM FROM BEHIND! AHREN’S FACE SLAMS INTO THE POST AND CAMERON JUMPS ON HIM… BACKSTABBER! AHREN IS DOWN ON THE MAT AND CAMERON QUICKLY ROLLS INTO THE RING TO BREAK UP THE COUNT!
Gavin Kirkland: She’s back down to the outside now, and she is stomping away on Ahren’s lower back! Thus far, Ahren hasn’t been able to get any momentum going. He’s just having an off night, I guess? Cameron has come out determined to get this win tonight and in dominant fashion, and she finally picks Ahren up and throws him back into the ring. Ahren tries to roll to the opposite side, but Cameron pulls him back in the center and goes for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: This match isn’t over yet, but look at that. Is that a smile on Cameron’s face? She seems to be glad that Ahren kicked out.
Eve: I mean, Ahren made this personal and brought Cameron’s family into this. It’s one thing to threaten her, or even her husband, but he went way too far by bringing little Hathaway into the equation. He’s an infant, and did not deserve that, and I think that’s why Cameron is so fired up tonight. She’s a proud mom, guys! Even before she gave birth, we have always seen this incredible woman go above and beyond to defend her family.
Gavin Kirkland: Oh she’s incredible alright. I can’t tell how many times I have fantasized about having my dick between those tits.
Deadprez: Bro.
Eve: Why is your microphone never muted? I really don’t understand.
Gavin Kirkland: Cameron throws Ahren across the ropes and she is choking him now! Cameron Ella Ava is using everything available to her tonight to torture Ahren Fournier. I like it, guys. I like it a lot, and once again the referee has to issue Cameron a warning. She is being super aggressive :mjlit:. You love to see it, and Cameron is right back on the attack. She peppers the back of Ahren’s skull with several solid forearm shots, before returning to her feet! Cameron backs up just a bit and she comes at Ahren, leaping up in the air and planting her knees right across his back! She drags him out of the ropes and whips him into the corner!
Deadprez: WONDER WOMAN PUNCH! THE FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS! CAMERON WITH RAPID FIRE KICKS AND PUNCHES NOW! SHE IS KEEPING AHREN FOURNIER TRAPPED IN THAT CORNER AND SHE’S FUCKING HIM UP RIGHT NOW! CAMERON SWITCHES TO STOMPS TO THE GUT AND SHE FORCES AHREN DOWN INTO A SITTING POSITION! STRAIGHT KNEE TO THE FACE! CAMERON WITH ANOTHER! AND SHE HITS A THIRD KNEE! AHREN FOURNIER SURELY HAS TO BE OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW!
Eve: Once again, Cameron is dragging Ahren out of the corner by his hair and he quickly hooks him… snap suplex! Cameron with a double foot stomp to the chest of Ahren Fournier! She motions for him to get up, and as soon as The GOAT lumbers back to his feet, Cameron runs towards the ropes! SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK! THAT WAS TEXTBOOK PERFECT FROM CAMERON! SHE QUICKLY CLIMBS UP ON THE ROPES AND WAITS FOR AHREN!
Gavin Kirkland: AHREN HAS NO FUCKING CLUE WHERE HE EVEN IS RIGHT NOW! THIS MATCH HAS BEEN AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER FOR HIM FROM START UNTIL NOW! HE HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIND HIS FOOTING AND AS HE STUMBLES AROUND, CAMERON TAKES TO THE SKIES!!!! ‘GLASS CEILING’!!! THE TOP ROPE STUNNER CONNECTS ON AHREN, AND CAMERON QUICKLY TRANSITIONS INTO THE ‘AVA LOCK’!!
Deadprez: THE MODIFIED STF IS FIRMLY LOCKED IN AND THERE IS NO WHERE FOR AHREN FOURNIER TO GO! HE IS COMPLETELY AT THE MERCY OF CAMERON ELLA AVA, THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, AND SHE’S NOT ABOUT TO LET GO! AHREN IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! THERE ARE NO ROPES FROM HIM TO REACH NOW! YOU CAN SEE ON HIS FACE RIGHT NOW THAT HE DOESN’T WANT TO TAP OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: I would immediately submit to Cameron Ella Ava, no questions asked to be honest.
Eve: I bet you would, but for entirely different reasons. Ahren Fournier is a competitor, even if this match hasn’t gone his way. He doesn’t want to give up, but he really doesn’t have a choice. It’s sad that this match was so one-sided, but Cameron Ella Ava came out here tonight unwilling to back down to anything. She wanted a statement victory to follow up the success she had at Pain for Pride!
Deadprez: And it looks like she’s got it! AHREN JUST TAPPED OUT! THE GOAT IS DONE!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER BY SUBMISSION… CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!!
( “ULTRAnumb (Exterminated Remix)” by Blue Stahli begins to blast across the PA system as Cameron Ella Ava keeps the submission locked in for a few more seconds. She definitely wanted to send Ahren Fournier a message tonight and she did just that. The referee reprimands her, but Cameron lets go on her own terms and gets back to her feet with a smile on her face. She allows him to raise her hand for a moment, before she heads over to the turnbuckles to celebrate with the crowd. )
Deadprez: That was more than a dominant win for Cameron Ella Ava, ladies and gentlemen. That was a message to anyone and everyone who might have it in their head that Cameron is someone to be taken lightly. She’s gone through a lot in the last year and a half, but if anyone had their doubts about whether or not she was back, they should be silenced now.
Eve: Cameron just took a Hall of Famer and former multi-time champion and picked him apart right in front of our eyes. She just outclassed Ahren in every single aspect, and answered every single question that anyone could have had about her. I am fucking impressed and quite frankly, I’m downright stoked to see where Cameron Ella Ava goes from here.
Gavin Kirkland: I just ran out of lotion :will:
( The sound of Gavin Kirkland getting smacked by Eve can be heard as the camera stays focused on a smiling Cameron Ella Ava. She put on a clinic tonight and no doubt there are big things in her Showdown future this season. )
( With a final shot of Cameron exiting the ring, Midsummer Massacre fades to the next match graphic)
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(The camera fades back to the venue to show two stretchers parallel to each other on the barricade area at the end of the ramp, afterwards, the camera cuts to a smiling Gina Romano in the ring.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A STRETCHER MATCH…AND IS FOR THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(“UnFazed” by Lil Uzi Vert ft. The Weeknd plays to loud boos from the audience as Ashley Flores steps out from the curtain, focused, yet also showing her signature obnoxious confidence while she walks down to the ring.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first! Hailing out of Tijuana, Mexico, weighing in at 125 pounds…SHE IS THE GOLDEN HAND…ASHLEY FLORES!!
Gavin Kirkland: Some say our current Showdown roster is stacked, but so is this woman…talent wise, of course. :troll:
Eve: :mjpls: You’re right in the sense that Ashley is talented, despite the fact she isn’t well liked, perhaps with reason as some feel she doesn’t deserve this title shot,
Deadprez: Well, tonight, Ashley has the chance to prove she does if she walks out victorious, but if she doesn’t, Ashley can not get another shot at Bethany Blue while she’s champion.
(“Unfazed” is replaced with “Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi as the Specialists Champion makes her way down to the ring, sharing the same focus that Flores had, determined to retain her title tonight.)
Gina Romano: And her opponent! Residing out of Boca Raton, Florida, weighing in at 125 pounds…SHE IS THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!!
Eve: Speaking of Bethany Blue, she’s the reason why the match tonight is a stretcher match, putting the Specialists Championship to good use.
Deadprez: Yeah, but will this match be her undoing, we’ve already seen what Ashley can do to Bethany with a stretcher.
Eve: But on the other hand, we’ve also seen what Bethany Blue can do to her adversary as well, sending her into retreat in the two’s last confrontation.
(‘Bad Medicine’ fades out as Bethany hands her title off to the ref, who raises it in the air, signifying what this match is all about before signaling for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: The bell has rung- AND OH! FLORES GETS THE JUMP ON BETHANY BLUE WITH A CORNER RUNNING JUMPING BACK ELBOW, AND NOW IS JUST HAMMERING THE CHAMPION WITH PUNCHES IN THE CORNER! BUT BETHANY! BETHANY BEGINS TO FIGHT HER WAY OUT OF THE CORNER NOW WITH PUNCHES OF HER OWN, BACKING FLORES UP IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER WHERE MORE PUNCHES ARE THROWN FROM BLUE, WHO IS UNRELENTING HERE!
Deadprez: BUT FLORES GOES LOW WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, TAKING CONTROL BACK AS SHE LEANS A STUNNED BLUE ON THE ROPES BEFORE IRISH WHIPPING HER OFF! AND BLUE RUNS RIGHT INTO A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK FROM FLORES! BETHANY MOVES OVER TO THE ROPES FOLLOWING THAT DROPKICK, LOOKING TO CREATE A BIT OF DISTANCE, BUT ALSO USING THE ROPES TO ASSIST HER IN GETTING BACK UP! FLORES PURSUES THE DOCTOR, MAKING SURE TO STAY ON HER HERE, NOW LOOKING TO LET THIS VERY VALUABLE SECOND CHANCE GO TO WAIST!
Eve: YOU CALL IT A SECOND CHANCE, BUT THIS COULD ALSO BE HER LAST CHANCE IF SHE MAKES ANY BIG MISTAKES HERE! BETHANY IS LOOKING TK CLOSE THAT ROOM FOR ERROR AS SHE NOW PLACES BETHANY IN A SIDE HEADLOCK! BUT BETHANY IS LEANED UP AGAINST THOSE ROPES, USING THEM TO BREAK FREE OF THE HEADLOCK BY REBOUNDING FLORES OFF! BUT ASHLEY COMES BACK WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK, TAKING THE CHAMPION DOWN BEFORE RUNNING OFF THE ROPES BESIDE THE DOWNED BLUE, WHO QUICKLY ROLLS TO HER STOMACH, FORCING ASHLEY TO LEAPFROG OVER AND RUN OFF THE ROPES ONCE MORE!
Deadprez: BETHANY JUMPS BACK TO HER FEET BEFORE CRACKING ASHLEY IN THE FACE WITH A ROLLING ELBOW! FLORES STAGGERS BACK INTO THE CORNER, BARELY ABLE TO STAND AS SHE DOES SO AFTER GETTING HER CLOCK CLEANED BY BLUE, WHO GOES AFTER ASHLEY IN THE CORNER, THROWING A FLURRY OF EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS, UNDOUBTEDLY JACKING THE JAW OF FLORES, WHO’S TRYING TO RETREAT OVER TO A DIFFERENT CORNER, BUT CONTINUES TO GET PULLED BACK INTO THE CORNER AND ATTACKED WITH EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS!
Gavin Kirkland: I’m so conflicted here, having to root for one out of two fine ass women. :shaq: But for right now, Bethany Blue is looking good…in more ways than one. :mjgrin:
Deadprez: :dahell:
Eve: ANYWHO! BETHANY FINALLY GROWS TIRED OF EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS IN THE CORNER, NOW ATTEMPTING TO SEND FLORES IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER! BUT ASHLEY REVERSES, SENDING BLUE STERNUM FIRST IN THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BEFORE FALLING TO THE MAT IN A HEAP! ASHLEY SOON GETS HER BEARINGS TOGETHER BEFORE BEGINNING TO STOMP THE DOWNED BETHANY BLUE, SHOWING A VICIOUS AND AGGRESSIVE SIDE HERE! HOWEVER, ASHLEY FINALLY RELENTS ON THE ATTACK TO TAUNT TO THE CROWD, WHO CERTAINLY ARE MAKING THEIR OPINIONS KNOWN ABOUT THIS ELITIST TONIGHT!
(Ashley stands in the center of the ring, basking in the boos from the crowd as Bethany slowly starts to stir.)
Ashley Flores: :mjlol2: DAMN, I’M GOOD!
Deadprez: THAT MIGHTA BEEN A ROOKIE MISTAKE FROM FLORES, WHO TURNS AROUND TO SEE BETHANY BLUE UP TO ALL FOURS, SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO HER FEET FOLLOWING THAT RECOVERY TIME GIVEN! BUT ASHLEY LOOKS TO STIFLE ANY CHANCE OF THAT HAPPENING WITH A SOCCER KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF BLUE, WHO FALLS BACK DOWN TO THE MAT AGAIN, MUCH TO THE HAPPINESS OF FLORES, WHO’S JUST LAUGHING AT HER DOWNED OPPONENT NOW, ADDING INSULT TO INJURY!
Eve: YEAH, BUT NOW SHES GONNA AIM TO REALLY EMPHASIZE THAT INJURY PART AS SHE HANGS A STUNNED BETHANY ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE BEFORE STEPPING OUT ONTO THE APRON! CRUEL INTENTIONS ON THE MIND OF FLORES, WHO CHARGES AND DRIVES HER KNEE INTO THE FACE OF A ROPE HUNG BLUE, WHO FALLS BACK INTO THE RING! ASHLEY SHORTLY FOLLOWS HERSELF, AND IT LOOKS AS IF ASHLEY IS GONNA END THIS ONE EARLY HERE WITH A FINAL LULLABY ATTEMPT! …BUT IT REMAINS THAT! AN ATTEMPT, ONE THAT GETS STUFFED BY BETHANY DRIVE, WHO PEDALS FLORES INTO THE CORNER!
Deadprez: AND IS NOW THRUSTING HER SHOULDER INTO THE ABDOMEN OF FLORES, WHO HAS TO BE GETTING THE WIND TAKEN OUT OF HER SAILS RIGHT ABOUT NOW! BETHANY ENDS HER ATTACK BEFORE BRINGING FLORES OVER TO THE ROPES! BETHANY WHIPS HER OFF! FLORES REBOUNDS BACK INTO A BACK ELBOW, WHICH CAUSES HER TO CLUTCH AT HER JAW AFTERWARDS AS SHE LIES SEATED ON THE MAT! BETHANY TAKES THIS MOMENT TO SLIP ON THAT BLACK NITRILE GLOVE, PERHAPS FOLLOWING THE SAME STRATEGY OF ASHLEY TO END THIS MATCH EARLY, AND THE MANDIBLE CLAW COULD CERTAINLY DO SO, KO’ING FLORES LONG ENOUGH TO GET ROLLED OVER THAT LINE AT THE TOP OF THE RAMP!
Eve: A DAZED FLORES GETS BACK TO HER FEET, UNAWARE OF THE SAY AHHH ATTEMPT OUT TO BE MADE! ASHLEY TURNS AROUND- SAY AHHH! THE MANDIBLE CLAW IS IN! THE MANDIBLE CLAW IS IN AS FLORES FLAILS HER ARMS AROUND, HOPING, PRAYING TO FIND SOME SORT OF ESCAPE AS THIS MATCH HAS NO ROPE BREAK! ASHLEY GETS BACKED INTO THE CORNER AND THIS IS THE LAST PLACE SHE WANTS TO BE WHILE IN THE SAY AHHH MANEUVER OF BLUE- WHO GETS HER EYES RAKED BY ASHLEY FLORES!
Gavin Kirkland: Smart move by Flores, who found a way out of the mandible claw!
Deadprez: AND NOW LIKE A SHARK, ASHLEY SMELLS BLOOD IN THE WATER AS SHE ATTEMPTS A BACK SUPLEX ON THE BLINDED BLUE RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! BUT BLUE MANAGES TO HOLD HER WEIGHT DOWN, FIRMLY PLANTING HERSELF BEFORE DELIVERING A POINTED ELBOW RIGHT TO THE BACK OF FLORES’ NECK! BLUE NOW SENDS ASHLEY RUNNING OFF THE ROPES! ASHLEY ATTEMPTS TO THWART WHATEVER BLUE HAS PLANNED WITH A RUNNING CROSSBODY! BUT BLUE CATCHES HER, SHOWING OFF THAT STRENGTH! AND A FALLWAY SLAM SENDS ASHLEY HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!
Eve: FLORES LOOKS TO ROLL OUT, BUT BLUE QUICKLY GRABS HER BEFORE SHE CAN, BRINGING FLORES TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING NOW AS SHE STANDS HER UP! BUT FLORES BREAKS FREE OF BLUE’S GRIP, AND THERES A ROUNDHOUSE KICK AS BETHANY FALLS DOWN PRONE TO THE MAT! AND NOW ASHLEY IS JUST BRUTAL WITH KICKS TO THE BACK OF BETHANY’S HEAD! FLORES PICKS HER UP NOW BEFORE DROPPING HER WITH A SNAP SUPLEX THIS TIME ROUND! THE CHALLENGER IS FIRMLY IN CONTROL!
Deadprez: YOU CAN SEE CONFIDENCE ALL ON THE FACE OF FLORES AS SHE SLOWLY BRINGS THE DOC BACK TO HER FEET! BUT SHE MIGHT HAVE GIVEN THE CHAMPION A BIT TOO MUCH TIME TO RECOVER AS BETHANY SHOVES HER BACK INTO THE ROPES, WHICH SHE REBOUNDS OFF OF, RUNNING RIGHT RIGHT INTO A DROPKICK FROM BETHANY BLUE, WHO NOW SCALES HER WAY TO THE TOP ROPE, LOOKING FOR SOME SORT OF HIGH FLYING MANEUVER ON THE DOWNED FLOR- OH! I STAND CORRECTED AS FLORES CUTS HER OFF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Eve: THAT CERTAINLY CAUGHT BLUE OFF GUARD AS SHE NOW GETS HOOKED UP FOR A TOP ROPE SUPERPLEX! BUT BETHANY TRIES TO FIGHT HER WAY OUT OF IT! THROWING SHOTS TO THE RIBCAGE OF FLORES, WHO ANSWERS BACK WITH A STIFF FOREARM SMASH THAT HAS BETHANY BLUE SEEING STARS BEFORE FLORES MANAGES TO SUCCESSFULLY HIT THE SUPERPLEX WITH A THUNDEROUS IMPACT! BOTH COMPETITORS LIE DOWN AND OUT FOR A FEW BEFORE FLORES IS THE FIRST BACK TO HER FEET!
Deadprez: BLUE GETS STOOD UP AND AN ONSLAUGHT OF PUNCHES FROM FLORES BACK BETHANY UP AGAINST THE ROPES! AND NOW FLORES LOOKS TO SEND HER OFF! BUT BETHANY KEEPS HER ARM HOOKED ON THE TOP ROPE, NOT ALLOWING ASHLEY TO IRISH WHIP HER, BUT ASHLEY FINALLY MANAGES TO PULL IT OFF! HOWEVER, BLUE HANGS ONTO THE ROPES ONCE MORE, NOT ALLOWING HERSELF TO REBOUND THIS TIME! ASHLEY SEEMS TO BE IRRITATED AS SHE RUNS FULL STEAM AHEAD TOWARDS BLUE, WHO BACK BODY DROPS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ASHLEY HIT HARD ON THE OUTSIDE!
Eve: BLUE GETS OUT A DIFFERENT SIDE OF THE RING, TURNING A CORNER TO GO AFTER FLORES NOW! BUT ASHLEY! ONE STEP AHEAD OF BETHANY BLUE, JABBING HER IN THE MIDSECTION WITH A STEEL CHAIR BEFORE FOLLOWING THAT UP WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK! AND A CRUEL SMILE FORMS ON THE FACE OF FLORES, WHO SENDS BETHANY BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE SLIDING IN HERSELF WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR IN HAND! AND NOW FLORES BEGINS TO UNLOAD ON THE BACK OF A PRONE BETHANY IN THE RING! YOU CAN JUST HEAR THESE CHAIR SHOTS ECHO THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!
Deadprez: AFTER MULTIPLE SHOTS, IT SEEMS LIKE BETHANY BLUE MIGHT BE OUT, FLORES STARTS TO EYE THE STRETCHERS ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT ALSO WANTS TO MAKE SURE THE DEED IS DONE ON HER OPPONENT AS SHE DRAPES THE CHAIR ACROSS THE BACK OF BLUE BEFORE SLOWLY CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE, FEELING AS IF SHE HAS ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW JUDGING FROM THE FACT THAT BETHANY BLUE HASN’T MOVED A MUSCLE OFF THOSE CHAIR SHOTS! FLORES FLIES OFF THE TOP, LOOKING TO THE LAND THE NO BELOW DIVING ELBOW DROP ON THE HURT BACK OF HER OPPONENT!
Eve: BETHANY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME, BUT SHE DIDNT BRING THE CHAIR ALONG WITH HER AS ASHLEY FAVORS HER ELBOW, WHICH CRASHED DOWN UPON IT, WRITHING IN PAIN ON THE FLOOR! AND NOW BETHANY HAS A SLIVER OF OPPORTUNITY TO CAPITALIZE AS SHE STALKS FLORES FROM THE CORNER, WATCHING HER GINGERLY GET BACK TO HER FEET! BETHANY RUNS AT A STANDING ASHLEY, BUT FLORES SIDESTEPS WHATEVER BLUE HAD PLANNED, CAUSING HER TO GO SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! ASHLEY FLORES HAS CERTAINLY DONE HER HOMEWORK HERE TONIGHT!
Deadprez: ASHLEY FAVORS HER ELBOW BEFORE GOING AFTER BLUE IN THE CORNER NOW, PULLING OUT FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE AND NOW HAMMERING HER WITH STRIKES! FLORES BRINGS BETHANY BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH AN ARM WRINGER, DROPPING AN ELBOW ON THE TWISTED ARM OF BLUE, WHO FALLS TO ONE KNEE! AND NOW FLORES CAPITALIZES, WRESTLING BLUE DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A CROSSFACE! AND ASHLEY IS REALLY WRENCHING ON THE HOLD, BUT LEMME REMIND YOU, WHILE THIS MATCH HAS NO COUNT OUTS OR SUBMISSIONS, THIS IS STILL A REALLY SMART MOVE BY FLORES!
Eve: YEAH, IF YOU CAN JUST INCAPACITATE YOU’RE OPPONENT, THEY’RE NOT GONNA GIVE YOU MUCH TROUBLE WHEN ATTEMPTING TO GET THEM UP ON THE STRETCHER! BUT FOR NOW, FLORES HAS THIS HOLD TACKED ON TIGHT! AND IF NOT MISTAKEN, I’M THINKING I’M STARTING TO SEE THE EYES OF BETHANY BLUE SLOWLY FADE IN THAT SUBMISSION HOLD!
Gavin Kirkland: I’m hoping the match doesn’t end so early, it’s not everyday you get to see two hot women fight like this daily, I’d pull out my jerkins right now if I could find it! :will:
Eve: Thank God.
Deadprez: MEANWHILE IN THE RING, BETHANY STARTS TO SHOW SIGNS OF LIFE AGAIN, CRAWLING OVER TO THE BOTTOM ROPE! BUT AGAIN, THERE’S NO ROPE BREAKS, SO BETHANY IMPROVISES, USING THE BOTTOM ROPE TO PULL HERSELF OUT UNDER IT, SIMULTANEOUSLY BREAKING FREE OF THE CROSSFACE! ASHLEY FOLLOWS BETHANY ON THE OUTSIDE, GRABBING AHOLD OF HER BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO SLAM HER DOWN FACE FIRST ON THE BARRICADE! BUT BLUE GETS HER HAND IN FRONT TO STOP IT!
Eve: AND NOW BACK ELBOWS TO THE ABDOMINAL REGION OF FLORES CONNECT, AS NOW BETHANY SLAMS ASHLEY DOWN FACE FIRST ON THE BARRICADE! AND NOW BETHANY LANDS SOME INCREDIBLY STIFF UPPERCUTS WHILE ASHLEY IS LEANT ON SAID BARRICADE! BETHANY NOW LOOKS TO ROLL ASHLEY BACK INTO THE RING, BUT FLORES GETS HER FOOT UP ON THE RING APRON, BLOCKING THAT FROM HAPPENING BEFORE SLAMMING BLUE’S FACE DOWN ONTO THE APRON, WHICH IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING! BUT THINGS ARE GONNA GET WORSE FOR BETHANY HERE!
Deadprez: YEAH, APRON BACK SUPLEX FROM FLORES BEFORE ROLLING BLUE BACK INTO THE RING HERSELF! ASHLEY NOW PICKS UP BLUE, WHO WAS UP TO ALL FOURS IN FAVORING THAT BACK! ASHLEY IS GONNA LOOK FOR SOMETHING ON BLUE- WHO STUNS ASHLEY WITH A KNEELING JAWBREAKER! AND ANOTHER ROLLING ELBOW FROM BLUE CONNECTS, TAKING HER ADVERSARY DOWN, BUYING BLUE ENOUGH TIME TO CLIMB THE MIDDLE ROPE! AND THAT SIGNATURE DIVING KNEE DROP ONTO THE CHEST OF HER OPPONENT CONNECTS FROM BLUE, WHO LOOKS TO GET GREEDY, CLIMBING TO THE MIDDLE ROPE TO LAND ANOTHER ONE!
Eve: AND IT CONNECTS! BUT BETHANY IS STILL NOT DONE, GONNA GO FOR ANOTHER! BUT THIS TIME, ASHLEY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, HOWEVER, BETHANY ANTICIPATED IT AS SHE ROLLED THROUGH TO HER FEET! BETHANY TURNS AROUND BEFORE GETTING A RUNNING JUMPING HIGH KNEE FROM FLORES! BETHANY IS GROGGY FOLLOWING THAT AND ASHLEY SENDS HER OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! …WELL, ATTEMPTED TO AS BETHANY CAUGHT HERSELF ON THE APRON! ASHLEY CHARGES OFF THE OPPOSITE SET OF ROPES!
Deadprez: BUT HER ATTEMPT AT DRIVING THE SHOULDER INTO THE GUT OF BLUE FAILS AS BETHANY SIDESTEPS IT, PENALTY KICKING FLORES RIGHT IN THE FACE BEFORE ISSUING A LEG DROP ON THE BACK OF HER MIDDLE ROPE HUNG OPPONENT’S HEAD! ASHLEY FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE, USING THE BARRICADE TO HELP HER BACK TO HER FEET AS SHE LOOKS TO GET HER WITS ABOUT HER! BUT ASHLEY TURNS AROUND INTO A DIVING APRON MISSILE DROPKICK FROM BLUE, WHO’S FIRED UP RIGHT ABOUT NOW! BETHANY REACHES UNDER THE RING APRON TO FIND A KENDO STICK THAT PLACES A MANIC SMILE ON HER FACE BEFORE SLIDING BACK INTO THE RING!
Eve: THIS KENDO STICK BECOMES THE SECOND WEAPON INTRODUCED IN THE MATCH AS BETHANY TAKES A WILD SWING FOR THE HEAD OF ASHLEY, WHO NARROWLY DUCKS UNDER IT! AND BETHANY DROPS TO ONE KNEE AFTER BEING KICKED IN ONE BY FLORES, WHO REACHES DOWN TO GRAB THE KENDO STICK OUT THE HANDS OF BLUE, BUT BETHANY KEEPS A FIRM GRIP AS THERE IS NOW A TUG OF WAR ON BOTH SIDES OF THE STICK BEFORE BETHANY USES SOME INTUITION, JABBING FLORES IN THE GUT WITH THAT KENDO STICK BEFORE CRACKING HER ACROSS THE BACK WITH IT!
Deadprez: ASHLEY DROPS DOWN TO BOTH KNEES IN PAIN, BUT IS IN FOR MUCH MORE AS BETHANY CRACKS THAT KENDO STICK ON THE UPPER BACK OF FLORES NOW, BUT SHE REMAINS KNELT ON THE MAT! AND BETHANY UNLOADS WITH ANOTHER SHOT TO THE BACK OF ASHLEY, WHO IS IN A WORLD OF HURT RIGHT ABOUT NOW! BETHANY EYES ASHLEY UP BEFORE ATTEMPTING A KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE HEAD, BUT ASHLEY GETS HER HANDS UP, GRABBING ONTO THE KENDO STICK! HOWEVER, KICK TO THE GUT FROM BETHANY STAGGERS ASHLEY BACK!
Eve: BLUE TAKES ANOTHER WILD SWING AT THE HEAD OF HER OPPONENT, BUT ASHLEY DUCKS UNDER ONCE MORE, MAKING A GO BEHIND A BLUE, DUMPING HER RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! AND NOW ASHLEY HAS THAT KENDO STICK IN HER POSSESSION NOW, PLACING IT ACROSS THE THROAT OF BETHANY AND USING IT TO CHOKE HER OUT HERE! BUT BETHANY STARTS TO RAISE THAT KENDO STICK OFF HER THROAT AS SHE GETS BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE, ALONG WITH ASHLEY FLORES, WHOS TRYNA PLACE THAT KENDO STICK BACK ON HER THROAT!
Gavin Kirkland: I got something Bethany Blue could put DOWN her thro-
Eve: :stfudamn:
Gavin Kirkland: :will:
Deadprez: BETHANY MANAGES TO BACK ASHLEY INTO THE CORNER WHERE SHE USES THE KENDO STICK TO CHOKE HER IN IT BEFORE FINALLY RIPPING THE KENDO STICK OUT OF ASHLEY’S HANDS! AND NOW BETHANY HAS IT AS SHE STANDS IN THE CENTER OF THE RI- OH! ASHLEY FLORES CONNECTED WITH ANOTHER JUMPING RUNNING HIGH KNEE ON BLUE, WHO DROPS THE KENDO STICK AFTER BEING STUNNED! ASHLEY REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES! BUT A DOUBLED OVER BLUE PERKS UP, CRACKING ASHLEY IN THE STOMACH WITH THAT KENDO STICK!
Eve: AND NOW THERES BETHANY WITH AN ONSLAUGHT OF HITS TO THE BACK, SENDING ASHLEY RETREATING OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! BETHANY FOLLOWS HER AS NOW ASHLEY PUTS HER HAND UP, LOOKING TO ASK FOR MERCY FROM BETHANY, WHO LOOKS NOT TO HAVE AN OUNCE OF IT AS SHE CONTINUES TO APPROACH, WHO CONTINUES TO SCOOT AWAY FROM BLUE! BETHANY APPROACHES ASHLEY, HAVING THAT KENDO STICK RAISED HIGH IN THE AIR!
Deadprez: BUT FLORES! FLORES SUCKERED BETHANY IN, PULLING HER FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS BY THE FRONT OF HER TRUNKS!
Gavin Kirkland: And it’s a shame she didn’t pull them all the way down, but nonetheless, that was a smart move from Flores baiting Bethany like that.
Deadprez: What was that first part- you know what? Nevermind. On the outside, Ashley starts to pull Bethany away from the steps, BUT BETHANY STILL HAS THAT KENDO STICK IN HAND, LANDING A HARD SHOT ON THE RIBS OF FLORES, WHO ATTEMPTS A CLOTHESLINE, BUT BETHANY DUCKS UNDER, AND ONCE FLORES TURNS AROUND, SHE GETS ANOTHER TASTE OF KENDO STICK, THIS TIME RIGHT IN THE HEAD! BETHANY HAS ENOUGH OF THE KENDO STICK FOLLOWING THIS, TOSSING IT INTO THE RING BEFORE STARTING TO RETRIEVE A NEW WEAPON UNDER THE RING!
Eve: AND IT SEEMS AS IF SHE FOUND ONE AS BETHANY PULLS OUT A TABLE BEFORE SLIDING IT IN THE RING! THE CROWD GOES BERSERK AS BETHANY PROPS THE TABLE UP IN THE CORNER! I DONT THINK ASHLEY IS QUITE AWARE OF WHATS GOING ON AS SHE TRIES TO SLIDE UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT GETS FORCEFULLY PULLED BACK IN THE RING BY BETHANY, WHO’S LOOKING TO WASTE NO TIME, GOING FOR A FISHERMAN SUPLEX THROUGH THAT TABLE IN THE CORNER!
Deadprez: BUT ASHLEY HAS ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL IN THIS MATCH TO BLOCK IT, THROWING SHOTS TO THE BODY OF BLUE, AND ASHLEY SOON TWISTS AROUND, SWITCHING POSITIONS, AND NOW BETHANY IS THE ONE IN PERIL OF BEING PUT THROUGH THE TABLE WITH A SUPLEX HERE! BETHANY GETS LIFTED IN THE AIR, BUT SLIPS OUT THE BACK AS SHE ATTEMPTS A GERMAN SUPLEX NOW! BUT ASHLEY DISHES OUT SOME BACK ELBOW ONTO BETHANY BEFORE SLITHERING OUT THROUGH HER LEGS, HAVING BETHANY IN PLACE FOR A GERMAN OF HER OWN NOW THROUGH THE TABLE!
Eve: ASHLEY TEMPORARILY POWERS HER UP, BUT BETHANY GETS OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT WITH A SIDE HEADLOCK TAKEOVER AS BOTH COMPETITORS SCRAMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET AFTERWARDS! BUT ASHLEY DIDN’T GET A FULL VERTICAL BASE BEFORE BETHANY CHARGED IN AND CAUGHT HER WITH A RUNNING KNEE LIFT! ASHLEY RETREATS TO THE OUTSIDE AFTER THIS, LOOKING TO RECOVER! BLUE GRABS AHOLD OF THE STEEL CHAIR IN RING BEFORE CHUCKING IT AT FLORES, WHO GETS CLIPPED WITH IT! BUT NOW, BETHANY STARTS TO CLIMB TO THE TOP ROPE AS SHE HAS ASHLEY IN HER CROSSHAIRS!
Deadprez: BUT A PAST ACTION OF BLUE COMES BACK TO HAUNT HER AS ASHLEY CHUCKS THAT CHAIR INTO HER FACE, FINDING AN INNOVATIVE WAY TO CUT BLUE OFF ON THE TOP ROPE! ASHLEY CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON, GRABBING BLUE OFF THE TOP BEFORE DROPPING HER SPINE FIRST ON THE APRON WITH A POWERSLAM! FLORES TAUNTS TO THE CROWD ON THE OUTSIDE BEFORE SENDING BETHANY AND THE STEEL CHAIR BACK INTO THE RING! ASHLEY IMMEDIATELY MAKES HER INTENTIONS KNOWN AS SHES GONNA TRY THE SECOND TO LAST CALL ON THE CHAIR!
Eve: BUT WHILE ASHLEY HAS THE HEADLOCK IN, BLUE DOESN’T ALLOW FLORES TO TRAP HER ARM, SHOVING HER INTO THE ROPES INSTEAD! ASHLEY COMES REBOUNDING BACK INTO TJD!!! THE SUPERKICK OF BETHANY BLUE PUTS ASHLEY ON WOBBLY LEGS HERE AS BLUE KICKS HER IN THE STOMACH! ASHLEY IS DOUBLED OVER THE STEEL CHAIR AS BLUE RUNS OFF THE RUNS FOR CONCUSSION PROTOCOL!!
Deadprez: BUT THE CURB STOMP IS AVOIDED BY FLORES! BETHANY TURNS AROUND TO FACE HER BEFORE AGAIN GETTING THE CHAIR THROWN INTO HER FACE! BETHANY STAGGERS DOWN INTO THE CORNER, HAVING HER BACK UP AGAINST THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE AS NOW BETHANY PLACES THAT CHAIR IN FRONT OF ASHLEY’S FACE! BETHANY RUNS OFF THE SET OF ROPES PARALLEL TO ASHLEY BEFORE DROPKICKING THAT CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF FLORES, WHO LOOKS TO BE OUT OF IT WHILE BLOOD POURS OUT OF HER NOSE, POSSIBLY HAVING IT BROKEN OFF THAT DROPKICK!
Gavin Kirkland: Eh, that’s fine, I was never really into her face anyways. :shaq:
Eve: :wtf: Anyways…Bethany drags Ashley in drop zone distance as she climbs to the top rope. But the referee seems to inadvertently get in the way of Bethany as he checks on the downed Ashley, not allowing Blue to dive off the top. The referee notices and looks to get outta the way, BUT ASHLEY GRABS ONTO THE REFEREES SHIRT, BLOCKING A CLEAR HIT FOR BETHANY BLUE AS SHE GETS BACK UP TO A VERTICAL BASE AND SHOVES THE REFEREE INTO BETHANY ON THE TOP ROPE, CROTCHING HER! REALLY CRAFTY MOVE FROM ASHLEY, WHO NOW PUTS BETHANY IN A REVERSE TREE OF WOE!
Deadprez: ASHLEY GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR THAT WAS DROPKICKED IN HER FACE AND SMASHES BETHANY IN THE BACK REPEATEDLY WITH IT! ASHLEY THROWS THAT CHAIR DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING NOW BEFORE GOING OUTSIDE TO RETRIEVE MORE CHAIRS, GRABBING ABOUT FOUR BEFORE TOSSING THEM INTO THE RING! AND NOW ASHLEY BEGINS TO MAKE A PILE OF CHAIRS AS SHE NOW LIFTS BETHANY BACK UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, CLIMBING THE MIDDLE ROPE, GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX ON THAT PILE OF CHAIRS MAYBE!
Eve: ASHLEY WAS SUCCESSFUL IN HER SUPERPLEX EARLIER, BUT THIS TIME, NOT SO MUCH AS BETHANY PUSHES HER OFF THE MIDDLE
ROPE, CAUSING ASHLEY TO CRASH DOWN ONTO THE STEEL! FLORES IS IN SOME CLEAR PAIN, BUT GETS BACK TO HER FEET SOMEWHAT QUICKLY! BUT IS ONLY KNOCKED RIGHT BACK OFF OF EM AS BLUE SOARS OFF THE TOP ROPE! DIVING CROSSBODY ONTO FLORES, WHO AGAIN LANDS ON THAT PILE OF CHAIRS!
Deadprez: BETHANY GINGERLY ROLLS OFF OF FLORES, NOW USING THE ROPES TO PULL HERSELF BACK UP, REALLY SHOWING THE FATIGUE! BETHANY GRABS AHOLD OF ASHLEY’S HAIR, LOOKING TO DRAG HER OUT OF THE RING, FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, TOWARDS THOSE STRETCHERS! BUT ASHLEY GRABS ONTO THE ANKLE OF BLUE, STOPPING THAT FROM HAPPENING, WHICH CAUSES BLUE TO GRAB A STEEL CHAIR FROM THE PILE AND WAIL ON ASHLEY’S BACK SOME MORE!
Eve: BLUE PULLS FLORES BACKUP TO ATTEMPT A CHAIR GUILLOTINE FROM THE LOOKS OF IT! BUT ASHLEY POKES THE EYES OF BETHANY TO ESCAPE IT! ASHLEY SCRAMBLES FOR THE KENDO STICK ON THE MAT, CRACKING BETHANY IN THE STOMACH WITH THAT STICK SO HARD IT BROKE! BETHANY CRUMPLES DOWN TO BOTH KNEES AS ASHLEY CONSIDERS THROWING THAT KENDO STICK OUT OF THE RING, BUT SHE USES THE SHARP END OF THE KENDO STICK, PLACING IT INSIDE THE MOUTH OF BETHANY TO CUT IT OPEN!
Deadprez: ASHLEY NOW TOSSES THE KENDO STICK ASIDE, HAVING HER MISSION TURN OUT TO BE A SUCCESS AS SOME BLOOD BEGINS TO FLOW OUT THE MOUTH BETHANY BLUE, WHO SPITS IT OUT IN CLUMP ON THE MAT! BETHANY LOOKS TO GET BACK TO HER FEET NOW AS ASHLEY WATCHES HER FROM THE OPPOSITE CORNER! BETHANY FINALLY GETS UP, ONLY TO BE SENT THROUGH THE PROPPED TABLE WITH A RUNNING JUMPING BACK ELBOW AS BOTH COMPETITORS GO CRASHING THROUGH IT, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE BETHANY TOOK THE BRUNT OF IT AS ASHLEY HAS ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL TO ROLL OUT THE RING!
Eve: ASHLEY HEADS OVER TO THE STRETCHERS AND GRABS ONE, WHEELING IT NEXT TO THE APRON AS SHE PULLS BETHANY BLUE OUT FROM THE TABLE RUBBLE AND ONTO THE APRON! BETHANY GETS ROLLED ONTO THAT STRETCHER! ASHLEY BEGINS TO ROLL BETHANY UP THE RAMP, BUT BETHANY GRABS THE HEAD OF FLORES BEFORE KICKING UPWARD, LANDING RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD AS ASHLEY STAGGERS BACK! BETHANY ROLLS OFF THE STRETCHER NOW, BUT FLORES MOVES BACK TO THE HEAD OF THAT STRETCHER, DRIVING IT INTO THE ABDOMEN OF BETHANY!
Deadprez: BLUE FALLS DOWN TO ONE KNEE BEFORE AGAIN GETTING THAT STRETCHER DRIVEN INTO HER, THIS TIME CONNECTING WITH HER SKULL! ASHLEY GOES FURTHER UP THE RAMP NOW TO RETRIEVE BETHANY, MOST LIKELY LOOKING TO GET HER BACK ON THE STRETCHER! BUT FIRST, SENDS BETHANY GUT FIRST INTO THE STEEL BARRICADING OF THE FANS! NOW ASHLEY BRINGS BETHANY OVER TO THE STRETCHER, LOOKING TO BOUNCE HER FACE FIRST OFF THE PADDING! BUT BETHANY GETS HER HANDS IN FRONT, ELBOWING ASHLEY IN THE STOMACH TO CREATE SEPERATION AFTERWARDS!
Eve: ASHLEY FINDS HERSELF LEANED AGAINST THE APRON, BUT BETHANY NOW GIVES ASHLEY A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE, DRIVING THE END OF THAT STRETCHER INTO ASHLEY’S STOMACH, PINNING HER IN BETWEEN THE STRETCHER AND THAT APRON! BETHANY USES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TJD SUPERKICK ASHLEY FOR A SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCHUP, AND NOW SAY AHHH!! SAY AHHH IS IN AGAIN ON FLORES, WHO GETS LAID ONTO THE STRETCHER WHILE TRAPPED IN THAT MANDIBLE CLAW!
Gavin Kirkland: FLORES IS THROWING PUNCHES TO THE FACE OF BLUE, BUT IT’S NO USE AS BETHANY KEEPS THE HOLD IN! ASHLEY IS FADING, ASHLEY IS GOING TO SLEEP! …AND SHE DOES! THE MANDIBLE CLAW HAS ASHLEY UNCONSCIOUS AS BLUE STARTS TO WHEEL HER UP THE RAMP! NO SIGN OF MOVEMENT FROM FLORES! BETHANY’S GONNA DO IT! BETHANY’S GONNA RETAIN HER TITLE HERE!
Deadprez: WHAT THE- A CABLE ON THE RAMP GOT SNAGGED ON ONE OF THE STRETCHER WHEELS! BETHANY IS TRYING TO FREE THE WHEEL OF IT, BUT IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO DO SO, ASHLEY NARROWLY ROLLS OFF THE STRETCHER! BETHANY NOTICES THIS AND PULLS ASHLEY UP FROM THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF SAID STRETCHER BY HER HAIR! BUT ASHLEY LANDS A CHEAP
SHOT, STAGGERING BLUE AS SHE RIPS THE PROTECTIVE PADDING OF THAT STRETCHER OFF BEFORE BOUNCING HER FACE OFF OF IT!
Eve: Bethany stumbles her way back over to ringside, Ashley is in pursuit, however, sending Bethany back into the ring surprisingly. But Ashley grabs the now non-padded stretcher, placing that in the ring now. I wonder what Ashley has on her mind right now, but I got a feeling we’re not gonna have to wait long for an answer as Ashley props that stretcher up in the corner, similar to the table from earlier. Ashley now grabs the back of Bethany’s head, AND STARTS TO BUILD MOMENTUM TO SLAM HER FACE INTO IT AGAIN! BUT BETHANY REVERSES, SLAMMING FLORES FACE FIRST OFF THAT STRETCHER HERSELF NOW!
Deadprez: BETHANY LEANS ASHLEY UP AGAINST THE STRETCHER NOW AS SHE GOES FOR CODE BLUE!! …BUT THE HEART PUNCH DOES NOT CONNECT AS ASHLEY GETS OUTTA THE WAY, CAUSING BETHANY’S HAND TO COLLIDE WITH THAT STRETCHER BASE, BETHANY SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN BEFORE GETTING ELBOWED IN THE BACK OF HER SKULL BY ASHLEY, REMINISCENT OF THE SNEAK ATTACK FROM SHOWDOWN! ASHLEY PULLS BETHANY UP INTO A POWERBOMB NOW! AND SHE JUST BUCKLE BOMBED BETHANY INTO THE UNPADDED PART OF THE STRETCHER!! :damn:
Eve: ASHLEY GOES TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AS BETHANY IS DOWN TO ONE KNEE, HOLDING THE BACK OF HER HEAD! ASHLEY RUNS IN! DEATH!!! THE CORNER RUNNING SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB CONNECTS ON BETHANY! AND I THINK THAT NAME DEATH MAY HAVE NOT BEEN MORE TRUE THAN RIGHT NOW AS THE BACK OF BETHANY’S HEAD BOUNCED OFF THE UNPADDED PART OF THAT STRETCHER! BETHANY IS UNRESPONSIVE, BUT ASHLEY ISNT DONE JUST YET!
Deadprez: NO, ASHLEY GRABS THAT STRETCHER AND PUTS IN JUMPING DISTANCE BY THAT CORNER! ASHLEY PLACES BETHANY ON THE STRETCHER NOW, BUT DOESNT STRAP HER IN BEFORE CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE, PERHAPS IN TOO MUCH OF A RUSH, TOO CONFIDENT OR TOO FATIGUED TO REALLY TAKE NOTICE OF THAT DETAIL AS ASHLEY IS GONNA GO FOR THE NO BELOW ELBOW DROP AGAIN!
Eve: BUT BETHANY SLIPS OFF THE STRETCHER…REMEDY! THE REMEDY! BETHANY CAUGHT AN AIRBORNE ASHLEY WITH THE JUMPING CUTTER, FORCING HER TO LAND ON TOP OF THAT STRETCHER! ASHLEY HOLDS HER RIBS IN PAIN AS BETHANY TIPS THE STRETCHER OVER! ASHLEY FALLS OUT OF THE RING AS BETHANY FOLLOWS HER OUT THERE, STILL GINGERLY MOVING HERSELF ON ACCOUNT OF THE PUNISHMENT SHE’S TOOK! BETHANY GRABS ASHLEY AND PLACES HER ON THE SECOND STRETCHER THAT’S PLACED ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE BARRICADE!
Deadprez: BETHANY GOES TO ONE END OF IT, AND NOW STARTS TO WHEEL ASHLEY UP THE RAMP, HOWEVER, BETHANY IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS SHE DOES SO, BUYING ASHLEY SOME TIME TO RECOVER, AND ASHLEY TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THIS, THROWING DESPERATION KICKS TO THE FACE OF BETHANY BLUE! ASHLEY TRIES TO GET HERSELF OFF THAT STRETCHER AGAIN! BUT BETHANY MOVES TO ONE SIDE OF IT, THROWING PUNCHES TO THE HEAD OF ASHLEY IN HOPES OF KEEPING HER ON SAID STRETCHER! BUT ASHLEY SLIPS OFF THE STRETCHER ANYWAYS AND BEGINS TO THROW HAYMAKERS WITH BETHANY AS THE TWO ARE ON OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE STRETCHER!
Eve: ASHLEY PUSHES THE STRETCHER INTO THE ABDOMINAL AREA OF BETHANY, CAUSING HER TO FALL DOWN ON THE RAMP AS SHE HOLDS HER GUT IN PAIN! ASHLEY NOW MOVES TO THE HEAD OF THAT STRETCHER, AND SHE JUST ATTEMPTED TO RUN OVER THE HEAD OF BETHANY WITH IT!
Gavin Kirkland: THANK GOD BETHANY GOT OUT OF THE WAY! :blessed:
Deadprez: IM GLAD YOUR HAPPY BECAUSE ASHLEY CERTAINLY ISNT, NOW GRABBING BLUE AND WHIPPING HER FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST! ASHLEY NOW PLACES THE HEAD OF BLUE UP AGAINST THE BARRICADE! ASHLEY CHARGES IN FOR TUNNEL VISION, HOPING TO SANDWICH THE HEAD OF BETHANY BETWEEN HER BOOT AND BARRICADE! BUT BETHANY GETS HER HEAD OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME! ASHLEY GETS UP TO HER FEET, FAVORING HER KNEE BEFORE GETTING CLOTHESLINED OVER THE BARRICADE BY BETHANY, AND THE FANS ARE HAPPY TO BE SO CLOSE TO THE ACTION!
Gavin Kirkland: They just need to make sure they ain’t TOO close to the action, corona ain’t over. :ufdup:
Eve: BETHANY STANDS HERSELF AND ASHLEY UP, SENDING ASHLEY OVER THE BARRICADE NOW BEFORE SHORTLY FOLLOWING BEHIND HERSELF! AND NOW BETHANY PLACES ASHLEY ON THAT STRETCHER AGAIN, WHEELING ASHLEY TO THAT FINISH LINE ONCE MORE! BUT FLORES STARTS TO KICK AGAIN, BETHANY BLUE IS STAGGERED BACK! ASHLEY WORKS HER WAY OFF THAT STRETCHER, ONLY TO GET CAUGHT WITH A THIRD TJD SUPERKICK THAT KNOCKS HER DOWN!
Deadprez: BETHANY HAS A LOOK IN HER EYES THAT ITS TIME TO FINISH THIS! SHE RIPS THE PADDING OFF OF THIS STRETCHER NOW BEFORE LIFTING UP ASHLEY AND DUMPING HER ON HER HEAD! FLATLINE CONNECTS! MODIFIED VERSION OF THE VERTICAL SUPLEX PILEDRIVER ON THAT EXPOSED STRETCHER AREA! FLORES IS OUT AS BETHANY QUICKLY PUSHES HER PAST THE FINISH LINE, COLLAPSING DOWN TO THE FLOOR IN DOING SO!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: HERES YOUR WINNER…AND STILL EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…DR. BETHANY BLUE!!
(“Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi plays to thunderous ovation from the audience having just watched a hellacious match. The referee brings the downed Bethany her title and helps her back up to her feet as she raises the title in the air with a wide smile on her face.)
Deadprez: What a match between these two, who put it all on the line here.
Eve: They had no choice, they had everything they had to the table, both competitors had a lot riding on this, and unfortunately for Ashley Flores, one of those things was not being able to challenge again for the Specialists Championship while Bethany holds it, and I have a feeling that’s gonna be a very, very long time.
Gavin Kirkland: Speaking of Ashley, she looks to be about dead on the stage, perhaps I can give her some CPR, better yet, mouth to mouth resuscitation! :mjlit:
Eve: No.
Gavin Kirkland: :mjpls:
(Bethany Blue slings the title on her shoulder as she starts walking to the back, smiling once she walks past the still out Ashley Flores on that stretcher as the camera fades to the next match graphic.)
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🎵 You should be rolling up by now
Knowing ima look
Cool in them
Black and white pictures 🎵
🎵 When they talk about
Underground rappers
Gettin high and making history 🎵
🎵 **I’M SICK AND TIRED THESE NIGGAS
CLAIMING THEY AS SICK AS ME
THEY LYING** 🎵
(“Success Is My Cologne” by Curren$y begins to play through the speakers as the crowd gives a mixed reception for Lethal Consequences who seems more than pumped up going into this match.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL —
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
Gina Romano: INRODUCING FIRST…FROM OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN 230 POUNDS… “THE INEVITABLE” … LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: This match came to be when Theron Nikolas realized that Lethal Consequences doubted him on being relevant in this day and age. LC did not hesitate to accept the challenge from the ‘God Emperor’ as he sees is as nothing more than eliminating the competition that could stand between him and the Answers World Championship.
Eve: Lethal Consequences made it clear that it starts with Theron Nikolas and Theron took offense to that because he sees LC as a relic of the past. LC is nothing more than a man who had his moment, but that’s said and done.
Deadprez: Lethal Consequences is a former World Heavyweight Champion and reigned as champion last season, but it’s an entirely different season. The competition on this brand is unpredictable, but he has that veteran presence and experience that could come into his favor. Even for a match and an opponent such as Theron, he just needs to keep the younger Elitist down.
🎵 **I see a red door
And I want it painted black
No colors anymore
I want them to turn black** 🎵
( The first words of “Paint It Black” by Hidden Citizens replaces “Success Is My Cologne” as the crowd’s booing becomes louder than before. Theron Nikolas comes out as the place becomes flooded with boos. Theron is feeling quite confident with himself as he has his eyes focused on Lethal Consequences in the ring.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT…EDMONTON, ALBERTA, CANADA…WEIGHING IN 224 POUNDS…THE “GOD EMPEROR”….THERON NIKOLAS!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WE ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE LONGEST-REIGNING ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IN EAW HISTORY! THIS MAN RULED THE DYNASTY BRAND BACK IN SEASON 12 FOR 243 DAYS!!!! HE WAS GONE FOR ABOUT TWO YEARS BEFORE RETURNING AT GRAND RAMPAGE LAST SEASON!!!
Eve: Theron Nikolas may have failed to defeat Jack Ripley at Pain for Pride, but he has high hopes that his season will be like the one back in Season 12 for himself. He made it clear that he wants to go back to the spot that he once had in this company. He sees himself as someone who deserves everything and will not allow for someone like Lethal Consequences, who he considers an old head from the past, to get in his way of greatness.
Deadprez: Honestly, going into this match, both men feel like they need to prove different things, but the same thing at the same time. I’m not sure if that makes sense, but Theron wants to prove that he didn’t peak back in Season 12 and that he’s more than ready to capture what is rightfully his. Meanwhile, LC will like to prove that time has not passed him and that he can still go for another World Championship reign! Who will win this match? We are going to figure that out…RIGHT NOW!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: THIS MATCH IS UNDERWAY!
Eve: The two Elitists meet each other in the center of the ring and without this match being give an official stipulation, both are looking at this match as something to fight for and that’s the idea of being able to eliminate the competition around them, making that path to the Answers World Championship clearer for them. Who knows? This match could make the decision easier for Hurricane Hawk to decide on who could be next in line for a shot at the Answers World Championship.
Deadprez: Theron Nikolas would love nothing more than to stand in the pinnacle of this company like he did two years ago, but it’s going to be a hell of a climb for this man. For Lethal Consquences, it will be another instance of how he’s in no position to to unlace his boots and call it a day. While LC would love to prove that Theron peaked two years ago, Theron would like to prove that LC is nothing more than a valueless old head that is still running around and trying to prove that he still has what it takes to be something in this company.
Gavin Kirkland: Theron Nikolas is in position to offer a test of strength to the former World Heavyweight Champion. Lethal Consequences seems to be a little cautious, but he goes along as he slowly begins to link his fingers with Theron’s, BUT THERON DELIVERS A KICK TO THE STOMACH OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! THERON THROWS A PUNCH TO THE FOREHEAD OF LC AS THAT STAGGERS HIM BACK! THERON CONTINUES TO THROW THE PUNCHES AS THAT PUSHES LC BACK AGAINST THE ROPES AS THERON HOLDS HIM THERE! IT SEEMS LIKE THE REFEREE IS GOING TO BEGIN HIS COUNT THERE!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Eve: The longest-reigning Answers World Champion holds his hands up and slowly backs away from Lethal Consequences! LC stands himself straight, but that doesn’t stop Theron from kneeing LC in the ribs before throwing some rapid punches to the back of LC! It seems like Theron is trying to bring LC down to his knees as Theron takes a step back before delivering a harsh kick to the side of LC’s skull as that takes him down to one knee! Theron goes for another kick to LC’s skull, but LC manages to shove the ‘God Emperor’ back, but Theron rushes towards LC, but LC picks up Theron before spinning around and connecting with a sidewalk slam! LC with the cover!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Deadprez: Theron Nikolas with a kick out! He isn’t going to allow for the match to end that soon! Theron rolls himself to his feet, but Lethal Consequences gets to his feet first before pulling Theron by his hair and lifting him up in a bear hug position before battery ramming him to the turnbuckle at the corner! LC begins to connect with some shoulder thrusts to Theron’s ribs as he stands himself straight before nailing a side hand chop to the chest ot Theron! But, it seems like Theron is not going to accept that and throws a side hand chop to the chest of ‘The Inevitable,’ but LC throws another side hand chop to the chest as that seems to make Theron clutch his chest! LC gets Theron by his available hand before whipping him to the opposite turnbuckle! Theron crashes back first against the turnbuckle, but LC like a freaking train connects with a body splash!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT, THE ‘GOD EMPEROR’ GETS HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND, CAUSING FOR LETHAL CONSEQUENCES TO COLLIDE WITH THE TURNBUCKLE AT THE CORNER! MAN, THAT COLLISION HAD TO HURT, BUT THERON WITH A ‘DRAGON RUSH,’ A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ROLLS OVER, BUT THERON SEES THAT LC IS ON HIS KNEES AND FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SUPERKICK! That takes the Hall of Famer to his back! Theron uses his right hand and proceeds to throw some punches to the face of the former World Heavyweight Champion. He gets LC by the nape of his neck and helps him up to his feet and it seems like Theron is getting Lethal Consequences in position for a suplex, but LC gets his foot over one of Theron’s ankles to block the suplex from connecting, but Theron tries to lift LC, but LC manages to block it —
Eve: BUT, LETHAL CONSEQUENCES COUNTERS WITH A SUPLEX OF HIS OWN AS THERON NIKOLAS FALLS TO A SEATED POSITION! LC stalks Theron up to his feet before following that up with a big boot as that takes the former Answers World Champion down, but LC pulls Theron closer to him before connecting with an irish whip as that sends Theron to the turnbuckle! It seems like we’re going to be seeing LC going for the body splash that he tried to connect with Theron moments ago and this time, it connects as Theron clutches his ribs, but LC takes him down with a clothesline! LC goes for the cover!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTT–
Deadprez: Theron Nikolas with a kick out again! Lethal Consequences begins to apply a rear naked choke on Theron as the former Answers World Champion tries to find the strength to get himself out of the hold, but it seems like LC is doing a great job with keeping Theron right where he wants him! We see that Theron is trying to reach for the ropes, but LC is holding him back! But, I don’t see this match ending here, Eve and Gavin! I do think that Theron is trying to caculate his next move going into the match, but it seems like Theron is trying to elbow Lethal Consequences in the face, trying to get LC to release the move! LC is struggling to keep Theron right where he wants him as the ‘God Emperor’ continues to elbow strike Lethal Consequences in the face!
Gavin Kirkland: This causes for Lethal Consequences to release the rear naked choke as Theron Nikolas is clutching his neck, trying to get some oxygen back to his lungs! He clutches onto the ropes, trying to help himself to his feet, but LC refuses to give Theron any time to recover! LC connects with another body splash, but Theron gets out of the way at the last second, allowing for LC’s chest to collide with the horizontal set of ropes! LC clutches his chest in pain as Theron connects with another ‘Dragon Rush’ on ‘The Inevtiable!’ LC clutches his neck as Theron Nikolas takes Lethal Consequences down with a knee strike to the skull! With LC laying on his back, the ‘God Emperor’ sees this as a wonderful opportunity to target the arm of the former World Heavyweight Champion!
Eve: THERON NIKOLAS BENDS THE ARM OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BACK BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE STOMP ON THE ARM! FROM THAT, WE CAN HEAR THE YELL OF PAIN FROM LC AS THERON NIKOLAS GETS LC’S ARM AGAIN BEFORE BENDING IT BACK. AGAIN, WE HAVE THERON STOMP ON THE ARM, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THERON IS PRESSING HIS BOOT AGAINST THE BENDED ARM OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND HE’S HOLDING IT THERE. THERON DEMANDS FOR THE REFEREE TO BEGIN TO COUNT, SEEING THAT LC’S SHOULDERS ARE LAYING ON THE MAT!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Deadprez: Lethal Consequences gets his right shoulder up as he tries to use his available hand to get Theron Nikolas’ boot off his left arm! But, Theron gets his other boot and presses on the palm of the former World Heavyweight Champion LC’s arm is bended back as Theron has his boot against LC’s palm! Meanwhile, Theron’s other foot is pressed against the left palm of Lethal Consequences! I cannot imagine the pressure that the palms of LC are feeling at the moment! :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: Lethal Consequences is trying to bridge himself out of the move! I think that he knows what Theron Nikolas has planned in that sick mind of his!
Eve: BUT, LETHAL CONSEQUENCES’ EFFORTS AT TRYING TO BRIDGE HIMSELF OUT OF THE SPOT THAT THERON NIKOLAS HAS PLANNED DOESN’T GO WELL! THERON WITH A DOUBLE STOMP TO THE PALMS OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Deadprez: Lethal Consequences wiggles like a fish as he’s clutching to his hands! But, it seems like Theron Nikolas is not done there! He gets LC’s left palm and heads towards the bottom rope. Theron rolls himself underneath the bottom rope as he drapes LC’s left arm over the bottom rope! THERON BEGINS TO TUG ON THE ARM! THERON HAS ONE OF HIS FEET PRESSED AGAINST THE HARD PART OF THE APRON AS HE PULLS ON THE HAND OF LC! LC IS TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF BACK, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THERON HAS A GOOD HOLD OF LC AND HIS HAND! IT SEEMS LIKE THE REFEREE WILL BE BEGINNING HIS COUNT HERE!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! LET GO, THERON!
Gavin Kirkland: THERON NIKOLAS WITH A KICK TO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES’ LEFT HAND AS LC ROLLS IN PAIN, CLUTCHING HIS LEFT HAND! Theron rolls himself back inside the ring as he gets LC by his left hand and swings the hand back, making sure that the hand connects with the canvas! Lethal Consequences finds himself in a crawling position as he clutches his left hand! He can see the grin forming on Theron’s face who is more than happy about the way that this match has been going! Theron allows for LC to find his way back to his feet, but Theron gets behind LC and hooks his arms up and it seems like Theron is going for another ‘Dragon Rush,’ but LC uses his right side to elbow Theron in the face! This makes Theron stagger back as LC tries to take advantage of the small distance between them! LC connects with a dropkick as that sends Theron back against the horizontal set of ropes, but —
Eve: Lethal Consequences rushes to Theron Nikolas, but Theron holds one of his feet up, trying to kick LC away from him, but LC manages to catch Theron by the leg as Theron seems to be in defense mode at the moment. It seems like he’s trying to reason with LC to put his foot down.
Deadprez: Nothing more than a manipulation tactic from the ‘God Emperor.’ You should never fall for his tricks.
Gavin Kirkland: Manipulation tactics? Maybe, Theron just wants this to be a fair fight, DP! You don’t know what is racing through his mind. People are always going to paint him as the villain in their story!
Eve: That’s because he IS the villain in every story that he’s in!
Deadprez: Let’s not banter, you two. It seems like Lethal Consequences is slowly putting Theron Nikolas’ foot down as Theron seems to be quite fortunate that LC did that, but Theron swings with a forearm, but LC grabs the first of Theron before pushing him against the horizontal set of ropes and clotheslining him out of the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: Theron Nikolas catches himself on the apron as he has one hand hanging on the top rope! Lethal Consequences begins to pry Theron’s hand away from the ropes, but Theron is holding on for dear life! He uses his available hand to punch LC and create some distance, but LC throws a punch that seems to knock Theron back, but he’s still clutching onto the ropes! Theron connects with another punch, but LC connects with an even more impactful punch that sends Theron back, but still, nothing is releasing Theron from grasping onto that top rope! It seems like LC has given up with that and slides underneath the bottom rope! Oh god, he has Theron by the legs and hoists him up in a powerbomb position!
Eve: THERON NIKOLAS IS NOW USING HIS OTHER HAND TO CLUTCH ONTO THE TOP ROPE! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS TRYING TO POWERBOMB THERON OFF THE APRON, BUT THERON IS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE! LC GOES FOR ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO PULL THERON AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND THIS TIME, IT’S SUCCESSFUL AS THERON IS HOISTED UP IN THE AIR! LC IS AIMING FOR OUR DESK! WE SHOULD ALL GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Deadprez: NO! THERON NIKOLAS DELIVERS A THUMB TO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES’ EYE! USING THAT SMALL SETBACK, THERON JUMPS HIMSELF ONTO THE APRON AND OUT OF THE POWERBOMB POSITION AS LC TRIES TO REGAIN SOME VISION ONTO HIS RIGHT EYE! LC turns himself around as Theron Nikolas connects with an apron kick as that sends LC back a bit! He jumps off the apron as LC is approaching Theron, BUT THERON BATTERY RAMS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ONTO THE BARRICADE! THE BACK OF THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION COLLIDES WITH THE EDGE OF THE BARRICADE, BUT THERON GETS LC AND BATTERY RAMS HIM AGAINST THE HARDEST PART OF THE APRON! THEN, HE BATTERY RAMS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AGAINST THE HARD PART OF THE BARRICADE! AND THEN, TO THE HARDEST PART OF THE APRON AGAIN!
Gavin Kirkland: It seems like Theron Nikolas is doing those two particular motions over and over again before battery ramming Lethal Consequences against the hardest part of the apron like a glorified rag doll and stops! THERON CONNECTS WITH A SERIES OF FOREARM SHOTS TO THE SKULL OF ‘THE INEVITABLE’ AND GRABS HIM BY THE SKULL AND THROWS HIM SKULL FIRST AGAINST THE STEEL RING POST! OH GOD, LC’S HEAD BOUNCES FROM THE RING POST AS HE COLLAPSES! BUT, THERON GRABS LC BY THE NAPE OF HIS NECK AND ROLLS HIM BACK INSIDE THE RING! THERON ROLLS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING AS WELL! THERON SITS UP LC BEFORE STANDING BEHIND HIM!
Eve: Theron Nikolas charges towards Lethal Consequences and blasts him with ‘Divine Sunderer’ — kamagoye to the back of LC’s head as it connects! Theron quickly goes for the cover!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Lethal Consequences with a kick out! Theron Nikolas sits LC up and traps his arms while having a bodyscissors locked around the waist of LC! Now, we see Theron connecting with some elbows to the head of LC! Each elbow shot is harsher than the last one as Theron is not going easy on the veteran! Now, we see that Theron is applying an abdominal stretch on the former World Champion and LC is finding himself in a tough position at the moment! Theron is bending LC’s abdominal area back as that applies more pressure onto the hold, but LC begins to elbow Theron in the chest in hopes to have the ‘God Emperor’ release the hold and it seems like it may be working as Theron is slowly, but surely releasing his grip on LC!
Gavin Kirkland: Lethal Consequences manages to get himself out of the grasp of Theron Nikolas, but Theron rushes towards LC with superkick, but LC grabs Theron by his foot, twists him around before delivering a half and half suplex! Theron backs away towards the ropes as LC follows that up with a powerful clothesline that knocks Theron down to a seated position! LC begins to connect with a series of mudhole stomps on the ribs of the former Answers World Champion! But, it seems like the referee is trying to separate Lethal Consequences from Theron Nikolas! This creates a bit of time for Theron to get back to his feet, but LC sees Theron getting to his feet and connects with a giant big boot to the face of Theron, knocking him down once again!
Eve: Lethal Consequences takes a step back before connecting with a facewash to Theron Nikolas before pulling Theron by one of his ankles and it seems like we’re going to see a cover from LC!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Deadprez: Theron Nikolas with a kick out! Lethal Consequences begins to throw a series of punches to Theron, hoping that it helps him with keeping Theron down! LC gets Theron up to his feet and connects with an uppercut that sends Theron flinging back! LC quickly gets a hold of Theron’s wrist before whipping him towards the horizontal set of ropes, but LC connects with a shoulder block as that knocks Theron down! LC gets Theron by his hair and drapes him over the middle rope! LC begins to choke the living hell out of Theron with the ropes! It seems like the referee may need to meddle in to make sure that Theron doesn’t die in front of everyone’s eyes.
Eve: I think that people wouldn’t mind if that happened.
Gavin Kirkland: Theron Nikolas is a gem in Elite Answers Wrestling who should be protected at all costs.
Deadprez: :comeagain:
Gavin Kirkland: I SAID WHAT I SAID. 🗣🗣🗣
Eve: :skip: Anyway…the referee gets in the middle of the mess and slowly begins to back away Lethal Consequences from Theron Nikolas! While the referee is giving LC a brief lecture, we see Theron roll himself out of the ring and collapse on the ringside floor. I am thinking that he is using the time to recover and think of whatever next steps that he is going to take in this match! LC rolls himself out of the ring as he picks up Theron up to his feet, but Theron shoves LC away from him! Theron with a knee strike to LC, but LC gets Theron by his knee and pushes him away, but Theron rushes towards LC, but LC knocks him down with a clothesline! THERON FINDS HIMSELF BACK DOWN AS LC GETS THERON AND THROWS HIM HEAD FIRST AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS! THERON’S HEAD CLANKED WITH THOSE STEEL STEPS AS THINGS DON’T LOOK PRETTY FOR HIM AT THIS POINT IN THE MATCH! LC gets Theron up before throwing him to the other set of steep steps across from them! This time, Theron crashes back first! LC charges towards Theron, hitting him with a facewash as Theron’s head goes back!
Deadprez: Now, Lethal Consequences gets Theron Nikolas in a powerbomb position before hoisting him up in the air! This was something that LC tried to do earlier in the match, but it was a thumb to the eye from Theron which prevented LC from executing this move, but it seems like LC will be going back to this move and I think that we should get the hell out of here before it gets ugly! :lupe:
(As Deadprez suggested, all of them decided to collect as much of their papers as they possible can before moving to the side, allowing for Lethal Consequences to use the table for whatever the hell he decides to do next.)
Gavin Kirkland: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH THE POWERBOMB TO THERON NIKOLAS ON OUR TABLE!!!!!!!
Eve: THE FORCE OF THE POWERBOMB WAS NOT ENOUGH FOR THERON NIKOLAS TO GO THROUGH THE TABLE! BUT, LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GETS THERON BACK INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION AND SLAMS HIM DOWN AGAIN, BUT LC MAINTAINS HOLD AS HE SLAMS THERON ON TOP OF OUR TABLE AGAIN…AND AGAIN…AND AGAIN…AND AGAIN! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS NOT HOLDING HIMSELF BACK AS IT SEEMS LIKE HE PLANS TO KNOCK OUT THERON NIKOLAS BY SLAMMING HIS ENTIRE BACK AGAINST OUR ANNOUNCER’S TABLE! I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS ISN’T EVEN A DISQUALIFICATION, BUT THE REFEREE IS VERY REASONABLE GOING INTO THIS MATCH!
Deadprez: The referee isn’t getting himself involved with what happens at ringside, but inside the ring? It’s an entirely different story. LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GETS THERON NIKOLAS IN A POWERBOMB POSITION AGAIN BEFORE POWERBOMBING HIM ONTO ONE OF THE STEEL STEPS! YOU CAN SEE THE LOOK OF PAIN ON THE ‘GOD EMPEROR’S’ FACE AS LC HAS PUT THIS MAN THROUGH THE ABSOLUTE HELL GOING INTO THIS MATCH! LC gets Theron and rolls him back inside the ring! The referee begins to check on Theron to see if he can continue this match, but is clutching his back in pain as he’s trying to use the ropes as assistance to get himself back to his feet! But, LC delivers a huge kick to the ribs of Theron before hoisting up up and connecting with ‘Lowdown’ the spinebuster on Theron as LC goes for the cover! Is this what is going to end the match right here?!?!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTT–
Gavin Kirkland: THERON NIKOLAS WITH A KICK OUT! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Eve: Lethal Consequences is up to his feet and it seems like we know the next move he’s going to be hitting! He’s stalking the longest-reigning Answers World Champion up to his feet and rushes towards him — ‘LCR’ — the spinning back elbow on Theron, but Theron ducks before picking up LC and taking him down with a snap saito suplex! Theron drops down as LC is clutching the back of his neck right there! Both of these men are down at the moment and it truly seems like it’s a race to see who makes it back to their feet first! Theron and LC are slowly working their way up to their feet! BOTH ELITISTS HAVE THEIR EYES ON EACH OTHER BEFORE THERON THROWS A SLOPPY PUNCH TO LC, BUT LC THROWS A PUNCH TO THERON! THERON WITH ANOTHER SLOPPY PUNCH TO LC, BUT LC WITH A STIFFER PUNCH TO THERON! THERON! LC! THERON! LC! THERON! LC! THERON! THERON! THERON! LC WITH A KNEE TO THE RIBS OF THERON BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A ‘DEAD EXECUTIVE!’
Deadprez: Theron Nikolas drops down as Lethal Consequences gets Theron by his legs and it seems like he’s going to apply the ‘Blackout’ which is a sharpshooter with a headlock! It’s a submission hold that Theron Nikolas should want no part of! LC has Theron by his legs, but we see that Theron is trying to wiggle himself out of the hold! He is trying to kick LC away from him, but LC continues on with his effort to lock in the ‘Blackout!’ You can see the look of panic on the ‘God Emperor’s’ face as he’s trying to think of a way to prevent this move from being applied!
Gavin Kirkland: THERON NIKOLAS COUNTERS WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE!!!!! IS HE GOING TO STEAL THE VICTORY HERE?!??!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Eve: Lethal Consequences manages to get out of the inside cradle, but Theron Nikolas goes for the ‘Battle Fury’ on the former World Heavyweight Champion! Theron with left hook to the ribs of LC, then an open hand slap to the face of LC, followed by loaded forearm smash with Theron’s left hand! He ends it with a burning lariat as that drops down Lethal Consequences! Theron rises to his feet and it seems like he has LC in position for this next move! Are we going to see Theron Nikolas connect with the ‘God’s Requiem,’ the swinging reverse sto?
Deadprez: Not if Lethal Consequences can have anything to do about it! He shoves Theron Nikolas away from him, creating a bit of distance! ‘LCR’ CONNECTS!!!!!! THERON NIKOLAS DROPS LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!!!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH THE COVER!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NOT QUITE, DP! THERON NIKOLAS ROLLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING!!! WE STAN AN INTELLIGENT ‘GOD EMPEROR!!!!!’
Eve: Lethal Consequences had connected with the ‘LCR’ and was more than prepared to go for the cover, but it was Theron Nikolas’ wonderful ring awareness which is allowing him to stay in this match. I admit – it was smart of Theron to roll himself out of the ring, but I cannot imagine how LC must be feeling at the moment. Perhaps, he feels like he had this match slipped from his grasp. Both know what makes this match important and that’s showing why they would be an excellent contender for the Answers World Championship. For Theron, it’s to eliminate an old head like LC from thinking that he’ll reach the mountain top again. For LC, it’s proving that Theron was never anything special. But, look at the smirk on Theron Nikolas’ face!
Deadprez: Theron Nikolas knew that Lethal Consequences had the match there and he just took that victory away from LC! Theron’s wonderful ring awareness is what is continuing this match up! LC rolls himself out of the ring to get Theron? I mean, what else is there to do at this point in the match? LC goes to retrieve Theron, but Theron drops down! Theron seems to be completely out of it after that ‘LCR!’ LC goes to pick up Theron, but Theron drops to one knee and I can’t seem to imagine the affects of the ‘LCR’ that he must be feeling, but LC knows how important it is to get Theron back inside the ring! After much of a struggle, LC manages to roll Theron back inside the ring, but it seems like LC is going for the top rope? What in the world does he have planned??!
Gavin Kirkland: I think that Lethal Consequences is going to pull off something that is going to cost him the match! Come on, Theron! You need to move out of the way or do something! Your chances of winning the match are slipping from your grasp!
Eve: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES FINDS HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE AS HE LOOKS DOWN AT THE ‘GOD EMPEROR’ WHO IS LAID ON HIS BACK, MOTIONLESS AND OUT IN THE OPEN! LC FROM THE TOP ROPE! ELBOW DROP ON THERON NIKOLAS!
Deadprez: Theron Nikolas feels a sharp elbow to his chest as Lethal Consequences goes for the cover on him!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: OUR ‘GOD EMPEROR’ WITH A KICK OUT!!!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Eve: I think that must have taken all of the energy from Theron Nikolas who is laying on his side at the moment! I think that he had enough power to kick out of that elbow drop from the former World Heavyweight Champion! But, it seems like Lethal Consequences is looking to wrap up this match for himself! He rises back to his feet as he’s demanding for Theron to get back to his feet! Theron is trying to shake the dizziness out of his head as he tries to make his way back to a vertical base, but he has absolutely no clue what Lethal Consequences is going to hit him with! Theron turns around — ‘LCR’ ON THERON NIKOLAS!!!!!
Deadprez: THERON NIKOLAS DUCKS AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!!!!! HE TAKES A PAGE OUT OF MR. DEDEDE’S HANDBOOK WITH A SPEAR, CUTTING LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IN HALF! THERON WITH THE COVER! IS HE GOING TO USE THE FINISHER OF THE MAN THAT GAVE HIM THE TOOLS TO BECOME THE LONGEST-REIGNING ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IN EAW HISTORY?!?!?!?
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES KICKS OUT!!!!!
Eve: Theron Nikolas gets to his knees as he tries to get a good hold of Lethal Consequences’ wrist! It seems like we’re going to be seeing ‘Touch of Heroine’ from the ‘God Emperor!’ The rainmaker lariat that has won him matches in his past, but now finds himself as a signature move! He gets a good hold of the wrist of Lethal Consequences! Theron turns LC around, going for the clothesline portion of the move, but LC drops down as Theron stops, but LC with ‘No Cal,’ the punch to the crotch on Theron Nikolas! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Deadprez: THERON NIKOLAS BENDS BACK THE LEFT HAND OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES THAT HE INJURED EARLIER IN THE MATCH!!!! HE WAS ABLE TO CATCH LC BEFORE HE DELIVERED A PUNCH TO THE CROTCH!!! THE HAND BEING BENT BACK CAUSES FOR LC TO FALL TO HIS BACK AND NOW, IT SEEMS LIKE THERON IS SLOPPLY KICKING LC IN THE FACE! IT’S ALMOST LIKE THERON IS CHECKING TO SEE LC ISN’T DEAD AT THE MOMENT!
Gavin Kirkland: My ‘God Emperor’ is so smart. 🤤
Eve: :skip: Theron Nikolas bends the hand back before delivering a harsh stomp to it! Lethal Consequences wiggles like a fish! Now, Theron goes down to pick up LC, but LC sees the open and wraps up Theron Nikolas in an inside cradle! Is LC going to steal the victory right here?!??!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR–
Deadprez: THERON NIKOLAS COUNTERS THE INSIDE CRADLE AS HE HAS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BY THE TIGHTS! IS ANY OF THIS FAIR?!??!
OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Paint It Black” plays again as Theron Nikolas rolls himself out of the ring, before experiencing Lethal Consequences’ wrath. LC is in utter disbelief that Theron snatched the victory away from him, but Theron is on his knees at the bottom of the ramp, feeling relieved that his outsmarting paid off.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…THERON NIKOLAS!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Our ‘God Emperor’ pulled this off! I really thought that we were going to see Lethal Consequences walk away, but Theron was able to shift his body in order to have LC’s shoulders pinned to the ground. What an intelligent man who was able to go through so much to win the match.
Eve: Are we going to ignore the fact that he needed to have Lethal Consequences’ tights to keep him down?
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t know what you’re talking about, Eve.
Deadprez: Lethal Consequences doesn’t look happy as Theron Nikolas nearly robbed this man out of a victory!
Gavin Kirkland: That’s wrestling, DP! You win some. You lose some. For Theron Nikolas, he won and things are looking up for him! Cheers to our ‘God Emperor!’
[SCREENBAR – Backstage Area]
(The camera then fades into the backstage area, as the first image shown is Ahren Fournier, still in his wrestling attire, walking through the corridors. He looks defeated, worn out, distressed, as he’s evidently slouched over. In his left hand is a rolling suitcase, probably containing clothes and personal belongings. In the right, he holds Jennipurr, and somehow, she appears to be as messy as he is; her fur bushed up, and they’re both pissed off. Ahren Fournier stops for a moment and lets go of his suitcase, before he brushes his hair back, as he looks emotionally distressed,tugging the hair back rather than brushing it now, Ahren begins to mumble…)
Ahren Fournier: I was supposed to beat that life-strain Cameron Ella Ava…
(Ahren Fournier slowly closes his grip, and tugs a bit harder.)
Ahren Fournier: I was supposed to erase the memory of Cameron from everyone’s mind…
(Ahren Fournier again tugs at the hair, only this time harder than before.)
Ahren Fournier: I was supposed to make that child thank me for getting rid of that stupid bitch of a mother…
(Ahren Fournier continues to tug, before loosening his grip, and grabbing hold of his suitcase once more. Ahren begins to walk once again, before turning a corner; the camera then pans to show Kyra Phillips, holding an EAW-branded microphone. She smiles at Ahren Fournier.)
Kyra Phillips: So Ahren… despite what you had previously said on Showdown, and what your goals were heading into this match, Cameron Ella Ava got the best of you, and I have to wonder, what’s next for Ahren Fournier? Do you embark on a new journey, go after a championship?
(Ahren Fournier rolls his eyes, ignoring Kyra Phillips, as he continues walking, but she follows close behind. Still mumbling under his breath, Ahren doesn’t really pay attention to Kyra much.)
Ahren Fournier: This was supposed to be a better time for that disgusting family because that stupid bih was supposed to be away from them all…
(Looking like a disheveled mess, Ahren Fournier begins to head towards the exit of the building, but Kyra and the cameraman persist in following, beginning to ask even more questions.)
Kyra Phillips: Um, excuse me? Ahren? Are you going to give us an answer to our question? A lot of people would love to hear what you have to say on the matter, especially with it being not that long ago? Ahren, come… Come back!
(Before Ahren Fournier can completely walk through the open-spaced exit of the building, he stops in his tracks. But instead of answering the question, Ahren Fournier looks down at Jennipurr, as he begins to talk to her instead.)
Ahren Fournier: What do you think about all of this??
Jennipurr: Meow.
(**TRANSLATION:** About the loss, or how worthless Cameron is?)
Ahren Fournier: Preferably the latter.
Jennipurr: Meow meow, meow..
(**TRANSLATION:** Then of course, Cameron is worthless. She may have won today, but she’ll never be the GOAT.)
Kyra Phillips: :lupe: How does a cat talk so formal? Wait, how on earth does a cat talk in general??? What technology is this???
Ahren Fournier: I guess you’re right there. No matter what, she won’t be on my level. She simply can’t. No one can. This match doesn’t change that at all, and it never will. Only thing that happened is that I didn’t get to do what I *should* have got to do.
Jennipurr: Mewp.
(**TRANSLATION:** And let’s not forget about Jamie, he was supposed to be your BFF, but then not only married, but had a child with that woman.)
Kyra Phillips: :dahell:
Ahren Fournier: I’m tired of pretending as if that’s okay, because I don’t like Cameron, and I don’t like Jamie’s decision for ever dating that bitch, nevermind marrying her and bringing up a child. I’ve practically lied in his face before just so *he* feels happy, but I don’t get anything in return for being a nice GOAT. I’m sick of that stupid family, and it’s hard enough in person, I wonder how the viewers even put up with it.
Jennipurr: Meow, meow meow. Purr. Meow purr hiss.
(**TRANSLATION:** You’re exactly right. They don’t deserve you by their side, a good friend like you. We can’t help their gross marriage anyway. :nauseated_face:)
Ahren Fournier: Talking to Jamie about Cameron is just like talking to a brick wall, to be honest, did he fucking expect me to like her?
(Kyra Phillips again pops her head forward in order to gain Ahren Fournier’s attention, but much like last time, it’d be no use. Ahren is clearly a mess, a mess who isn’t responding to anything but Jennipurr, seemingly all he actually has at this moment in time. Kyra waves her hand in front of his face, but it does absolutely nothing to make a difference. She sighs, before asking another question.)
Kyra Phillips: Ahren… it’s clear this loss has gotten to you. How exactly are you feeling? Is everything okay, I mean, I’m getting a little worried. :lupe:
Jennipurr: Meow meow. Moew? Meow.
(**TRANSLATION:** Ignore her. Ignore Cam. Ignore Jamie. Ignore the people. You don’t need to listen to them anyway; you’re above them. That’s why you’re such a GOAT. :heart_eyes_cat:)
(Ahren looks down at the ground, slouched over. He’s not as amused as he should be, still infuriated by the result. He begins to scratch his neck, before he stumbles over towards the exit once again. He places his hand on the door, before Jennipurr speaks up once again.)
Jennipurr: Meow, meow. Meow meow meow. Meow!
(**TRANSLATION:** This company needs you, Ahren, but they don’t deserve you. And I know YOU don’t need THEM. Everything you’ve done has benefitted this company for the better, not always benefitting you.)
(Ahren looks down at Jennipurr, taking a deep breath, before nodding in response; agreeing in response to the claim that she just made. Because he believes it. He believes he does not need this company, but they need him.)
Ahren Fournier: You’re right. I benefit this company, this company doesn’t benefit me. I don’t need Jamie O’Hara. I don’t need Cameron Ella Ava. I don’t need the Answers World Championship. I don’t need Elite Answers Wrestling…
(Ahren Fournier pulls down the handle on the door, before pushing it open as he begins to exit the arena. But as he does so, he stops for just a split second.)
Ahren Fournier: I quit….
Kyra Phillips: :krabs:
(Ahren nods at his decision, though, clearly still sad, and angered. Ahren begins to walk off, as he continues to mumble what he just spoke.)
Ahren Fournier: I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit. I quit.
(Eventually, his voice would begin to muffle, as he walks further and further into the distance, dragging his suitcase along,carrying Jennipurr, slouched over as he was to begin with.)
Kyra Phillips: What the hell just happened? What did Ahren Fournier just say? He’s… quitting???
(The camera focuses on Ahren Fournier, sad and alone, simply walking on his own. A walk of shame, a walk of selfishness, whatever it may be. The sound of the audience completely stunned, Kyra completely stunned, as we see Ahren walk away. As he turns the corner, and fades from vision, the camera would pan away from the backstage area.)
(Fading in from darkness, the broadcast pans over to face the Curtis Culwell Center in Garland, Texas, showing the crowd hyped up, before fading to show the next match graphic.)
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(As the graphic fades to a close, the camera pans back to ringside, where we see Gina Romano standing in the center of the ring, holding an EAW-branded microphone, ready to announce the next contest…)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Gina Romano: ONE FALL! AND IT IS FOR THE EAW HARDCOOOORE CHAMPIONSHIIIP!!!
(Suddenly, blue pyro shoots into the sky from the stage, out of the ground, as ‘Elevate’ by DJ Khalil hits the speakers, and the crowd goes wild. Walking out from the gorilla position, brushing through the curtains, Amir Yusuf would enter wearing a white-and-black leather jacket over his regular gear; different from what he usually wears due to the nature of this match. He places his palm across his heart, before slinging his hand through the air, and walking down the ramp.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST… THE CHALLENGER! FROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, WEIGHING IN AT 182 POUNDS… “THE HEART OF EAW”… AMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR YUUUUUUSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUF!!!!
Eve: Just a few weeks ago, this young man made his Showdown debut against Theron Nikolas, and had no shame in defeat. He promised he would take Theron to his limits, and he certainly tried, and that caught the eye of Hurricane Hawk, who then placed him in a match against Jon Kelton. That match against Jon Kelton granted him THIS match, a Championship match in the very first Free-Per-View of the season, not just for Showdown, and that puts a chip on his shoulder! He feels as if he NEEDS to win to prove it wasn’t a fluke, and if the stars align, we could be witnessing a new champion.
Deadprez: It’s certainly impressive how quickly he shot onto the scene here in EAW, and the impact he’s made ever since, but let’s not forget his opponent. This man has caused earthquakes in EAW, he’s shattered ceilings, he’s broken boundaries, he defeated The Gawd at PAIN FOR PRIDE, and that’s of course going to be a heavy task to follow through on.
Gavin Kirkland: Of course it’s going to be; last year our Ace did the same thing Adam did, so obviously, that puts Adam on a pedestal, that gives him the eyes of the world, and that gives him a GREAT reason to retain here. They have clashing motives, but one of them is going to be stronger than the other’s at the end of the match, and I’m sure Adam Lucas is certain of it being him. Amir? He knows it can go either way. :lupe:
(Amir Yusuf rolls over the bottom rope into the ring, before springing back up to his feet. Amir raises his palm, before once again swifting it through the wind, as he begins to hype himself up, yelling loudly, and patting his chest, before his theme song fades out to a close. ‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell replaces Amir’s theme, as the crowd again goes wild. Adam Lucas walks onto the stage with the EAW Hardcore Championship over his shoulder, as he stares a hole straight through Amir Yusuf. It’s clear he doesn’t *entirely* want to harm him, but there’s no saying no due to the rules, and he knows this. He’s not walking in with regrets.)
Gina Romano: AND NEXT, INTRODUCING THE CHAMPION… HAILING FROM NEW YORK, WEIGHING IN AT 231 POUNDS… HE IS THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING HARDCORE CHAMPION… ADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM LUUUUUUUUUUUUUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!
Eve: As mentioned earlier, Adam Lucas has been on a tear recently; winning the PURE Championship dethroning Limmy Monaghan after 111 days of his reign, before going on to retain against Maxwell; the final PURE Championship defense in history, as DEDEDE would later retire the belt. The two then faced over the Hardcore Championship, but again, Adam Lucas prevailed, defeating The Gawd with assistance from CM Banks, and now, he makes his defense against Amir Yusuf!
Deadprez: What a three months it has been for this man, too! He spent so long to get here, and he’s not going to let it slip out of his fingers just yet. He’s facing an up-and-comer in Amir Yusuf, someone who’s displayed amazing feats of agility, but this is the first stipulation match that Amir finds himself in, as for Lucas? He’s been there, and done that. He has a home field advantage, especially considering what he went through to win that title in the first place!
Gavin Kirkland: Of course he’s going to have an advantage here, he has the mindset, he has the stars to prove it, and soon, he could have another defense under his belt. I’m not ruling out Amir, but Adam obviously isn’t the underdog in this situation! He’s the champion, and he’s the favorite to win it in so many people’s eyes. But we’ll see what Amir can do…
(Adam Lucas quickly slides up onto the apron, before returning to his feet, and raising the EAW Hardcore Championship. Pyro goes off from the other side of the ring, before he enters the ring and slinks it over his shoulder. He gets up close to Amir, as they do nothing but nod at each other. Adam hands the championship over to the referee, before going back to his corner. ‘You Know My Name’ then fades out to silence, other than the crowd’s anticipation being heard build up, as they clap and stomp for this match to get to a start.)
Gavin Kirkland: But if Amir can do anything about it? There’s the, small, chance that Adam just handed the title to the referee for the very last time. Small, but possible. It depends on what corners this match turns, as a matter of fact, it depends on what these two are willing to do. More specifically, what Amir is willing to do, and if he can get to that mindset.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: And the atmosphere completely changes; we are about to witness a classic between two men that have shared respect, but because the match calls for, will have to beat the hell out of each other with whatever is at their disposal! Amir on the left, Adam on the right; they approach each other in the center of the ring! They enter a lock up, and Adam Lucas is the one who gets in control first, before transitioning into a twisting wristlock! He wrenches the arm, before pushing down on the posterior of the knee!
Deadprez: Amir Yusuf is taken down to a singular knee, before Adam quickly transitions into a hammerlock hold! Amir Yusuf quickly attempts an escape as he tries to transition into a school boy, but Adam Lucas twists the arm around so it’s bent onto Amir’s back, quickly stopping him from moving forward!
Eve: And now Adam Lucas goes to elbow Amir in the head- but Amir kicks himself off the ground, and rolls forward onto his feet! Amir Yusuf puts Adam in a headlock, before performing a hip attack; then connecting with a kick to the back! He offers him a hand…
Amir Yusuf: (off-mic) C’mon. Get up.
Gavin Kirkland: And of course, Adam Lucas takes the hand, and Amir helps him up to his feet! Great show of respect here tonight, as they nod at each other! Amir backs away-
Adam Lucas: (off-mic) You need to learn.
Gavin Kirkland: AND NOW ADAM LUCAS PULLS AMIR YUSUF INTO HIM! POP-UP POWERBOMB STRAIGHT INTO THE MAT, THE MOVE HE’S USED TO PUT AWAY SO MANY PEOPLE BEFORE TONIGHT!!
Eve: But Amir leapfrogs Adam Lucas and lands on his feet behind him! Adam turns around, only to be met with a sliding arm drag! Amir is the first man to get back up to his feet, as he turns to face Adam Lucas; with a smirk on his face, he slowly approaches him! Wait… did he make the same mistake again? Amir offering Adam Lucas his hand *again*, this is a bad move, kid…
Gavin Kirkland: Adam Lucas shakes his head with a smirk, before sitting up and placing his hand against Amir’s once more! But as Adam Lucas grabs Amir’s hand, Amir quickly pulls Adam Lucas up to his feet… BEFORE GOING FOR THE ‘AYC’, AMIR YUSUF CUTTER; THAT ROLLING CUTTER FINISHING MOVE!
Deadprez: But this time it’s Adam Lucas with the counter, rolling Amir Yusuf forward with a snapmare, as they both get back up to their feet at the very same time! Amir runs forward, only to be caught with a huge lariat- But he ducks under! Amir hits the ropes as Adam lifts his arm for a back elbow, but Amir is one step ahead! Adam Lucas is clearly superior in technical wrestling, but the high-risk moves go to Amir! He slips up Adam’s arm, before nailing the Tilt-A-Whirl DDT- BUT ADAM LUCAS PLANTS HIS FEET INTO THE MAT!
Eve: Adam Lucas manages to hold Amir where he is, using his upper body strength, and clear weight difference, to keep Amir held in place… BEFORE DEADLIFTING HIM INTO A VERTICAL SUPLEX POSITION!!! ADAM STANDS UP STRAIGHT, BEFORE LOOKING TO DRILL AMIR YUSUF ONTO THE BRIDGE OF HIS SHOULDERS, BRAINBUSTER TIME-
Deadprez: WAIT, WHAT!??!?! AMIR YUSUF ESCAPED THE BRAINBUSTER; WE’VE SEEN PEOPLE SLIP OUT, BUT HE DID WHAT I CAN ONLY DESCRIBE AS A HANDSPRING *OFF* OF ADAM’S SHOULDERS, ONTO THE MAT! ADAM TURNS AROUND, BEFORE MEETING A ROUNDHOUSE KICK STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD- BUT ADAM MANAGES TO DUCK UNDERNEATH!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam places his hands on Amir’s shoulders, before pushing him forward into the ropes, and connecting with an elbow to the back! Amir winces in pain as he tightens up his shoulders, before stumbling back into the ropes, only to rebound and be me with ANOTHER elbow! Amir rests against the ropes, before Adam Lucas grabs him by the wrist! Irish whip across the ring, before dropping down for a back body drop-
Eve: BUT AGAIN, AMIR DODGES, AS HE ROLLS OVER ADAM’S BACK! ADAM DOESN’T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM, AS HE GOES FOR ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE, BUT AMIR MANAGES TO ROLL UNDER, BEFORE POPPING BACK UP, AND WRAPPING HIS LEGS AROUND ADAM LUCAS’ HEAD! HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN, SENDING ADAM LUCAS ROLLING TO THE OUTSIDE!
Deadprez: AND NOW WE SEE AMIR YUSUF BACK ON HIS FEET, AS HE BEGINS TO WARM HIMSELF UP BY BOUNCING ON THE SPOT, PREPARING TO DIVE ON ADAM! HE RUNS THE ROPES AND LOOKS TO GO FOR A SUICIDE DIVE, BUT ADAM MOVES OUT OF THE WAY; FORCING AMIR TO LEAP OVER ONTO THE APRON INSTEAD! AMIR RUNS FORWARD, AND GOES FOR A PENALTY KICK TO ADAM’S HEAD, BUT ADAM CATCHES THE FOOT PREMATURELY, AVOIDING IT!
Gavin Kirkland: AMIR HOPS ON THE APRON FOR A FEW SECONDS, BEFORE ADAM GETS AN IDEA IN HIS HEAD! HE SHRUGS AT AMIR, AND PULLS THE LEG TOWARDS HIMSELF, MAKING AMIR LAND ON THE APRON BACK FIRST- … WHAT!?!??!?!
Eve: OH MY GOD, AGAIN! AMIR YUSUF COUNTERS IT WITH A BACKFLIP, FLIPPING OFF THE APRON AND LANDING ON HIS FEET! ADAM LUCAS APPEARS SHOCKED, BEFORE HE SHAKES IT OFF AND MOVES FORWARD- ONLY TO MEET A BOOT RIGHT TO THE JAW! ADAM STUMBLES BACKWARD, AS AMIR CLIMBS BACK UP ONTO THE APRON, BEFORE CHARGING AND JUMPING OFF! RUNNING APRON CROSSBODY!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ADAM CATCHES AMIR AS SMOOTHLY AS MY PICK UP GAME, SEEMINGLY SHOWING NO EFFORT WITH THAT STRENGTH AS HE DRAGS HIM CLOSER TO THE RING POST! BAM! ADAM LUCAS SWINGS AMIR YUSUF BACK-FIRST INTO THE LED RING POST, BEFORE DROPPING HIM TO THE GROUND! OUCH TO THAT GUY!
Deadprez: Normally Adam Lucas would slide Amir into the ring, but now that his rules have completely changed from PURE to Hardcore, he shifts his morality too! He grabs Amir Yusuf by the hair, and repeatedly slams his head into the ring post! He’s able to get his hands up to numb the pain, but it’s not entirely effective, as it still hurts him for the short few seconds Adam does this! He then drags him away from it!
Eve: But now Adam Lucas isn’t done, as he grabs Amir by the waist, in the belly-to-back position, before lifting him off the ground… oh God he’s coming our way! Prepare for impact, as Adam Lucas lifts Amir Yusuf off the ground… GERMAN SUPLEX OVER OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE, HE JUST CLEARED AMIR!
Gavin Kirkland: AW HELL NAW-
(The sound of Gavin Kirkland being knocked over is heard. The crowd cheers.)
Crowd: :blessed:!!!
Adam Lucas: :notbad:
Eve: GAVIN KIRKLAND JUST GOT BODIED BY AMIR YUSUF AS HE WAS THROWN DIRECTLY INTO HIM, COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONAL, BUT LET’S BE HONEST, WHO CARES??? THE CROWD ABSOLUTELY LOVES IT, AND ADAM LUCAS GOT IN SOME OFFENSE! SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, HERE HE IS; GRABBING AMIR BY THE HEAD AND DRAGGING HIM AWAY FROM THE TABLE, BEFORE THROWING HIM BACK INTO THE RING!
Deadprez: AND SOMEWHERE OVER AT VOLTAGE, PERSEPHONE IS OVER THE MOON, AS ADAM LUCAS REACHES UNDER THE RING FOR A WEAPON… WHAT EXACTLY COULD IT BE? HE HAS A KENDO STICK IN HAND!
Eve: He has that tied-together loose-wooden stick in his hand, but let’s not forget how hard that wood can be! It cracks and slaps against the skin, and countless times we’ve seen it makes people’s skin go purple due to all of the bruising; if he does this to Amir, it’s definitely going to be a game changer! There’s no way he’s not going to use it, sliding back into the ring, before returning back to his feet!
Deadprez: Adam Lucas goes to swing, but Amir is on his feet first; ducking underneath the kendo stick, before slapping Adam right in the chest with a huge chop! Adam doesn’t let go of the kendo stick, so Amir chops again, and again, and again- but it’s no use! Adam lifts up the kendo stick- But a jumping knee to the head from Amir! Adam stumbles backward into the ropes!
Eve: But again, Adam Lucas swings his arm- but Amir swings too, and instead of Adam hitting him with the Kendo Stick, they hit a double clothesline, and both tumble to the ground! It seems Adam’s strike connected, even if it wasn’t his intention, but maybe Amir got more of it in!
Referee: (off-mic) Man just use the damn weapon!
Crowd: :interrobang:
Referee: (off-mic) Ceci est absurde :angry:
Eve: Interesting.
Deadprez: Amir Yusuf begins to scale the ropes, barely affected by what just transpired, as Adam begins to stir awake too! But the kendo stick is away from his hands, and Amir notices it, bending over to pick it up- but Adam gets his hand on it too! Amir pulls it towards himself, but so does Adam, as they begin to get into a tug of war over the stick- And Amir gets it!
Gavin Kirkland: (off-mic & muffled) Where’s the headset? Oh, I found it!
Eve: What a joy.
Deadprez: And now Amir swings for the gut- but this time it’s Adam who managed to counter, as he hits his Discus Punch right into Amir’s face; forcing him to stumble back… and Amir hits the ropes! Adam Lucas gets back up to his feet, before punching Amir straight in the head! Once! Twice! A third time!
Crowd: FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!
Gavin Kirkland: Ten punches straight to the head from Adam Lucas, before he then goes down to the arm, and irish whips Amir again! Amir bounces off the ropes, as Adam goes for a kitchen sink- BUT AMIR SOMEHOW DODGES IT, LEAPING FORWARD AND ROLLING TO HIS FEET! ADAM HAS BEEN UNABLE TO CATCH THIS MAN FOR THE MOST PART, AND AMIR CONTINUES TO THE TREND JUST NOW, BOUNCING BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND HITTING A HUGE ROUNDHOUSE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD- BUT ADAM GETS THE ARM UP!
Eve: Adam manages to block the roundhouse, before chopping Amir straight into the chest! And a second time, as he hits the ropes again, only without a rebound this time around, as he now begins to unleash some knees straight into the gut! Once! Twice!
Crowd: THREE! FOUR! FIV-
Eve: But before the fifth knee, Amir catches onto the leg, and shifts their places around! Now Adam is the one who’s leaning up against the ropes, before getting in some offense of his own! Kick to the chest! A second!
Crowd: THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX-
Eve: But again, Adam Lucas blocks it, catching the leg underneath his armpit, before hitting a forearm strike to Amir’s chest! But this one’s different, Amir lands on his knees, and he’s taken out of the match just momentarily, and Adam could capitalize here!
Deadprez: There’s no way the ref can legitimately go out and check on Amir too, if his chest hurts, his chest has to hurt, the referee cannot step in to help as it is a hardcore match under hardcore rules; anything goes, Adam knows this, hopefully Amir does too! Adam Lucas gets out of the ropes, before pushing Amir forward against the middle rope! Oh no, he has a plan for Amir here, a plan to take him out at least for the moment, as Adam Lucas quickly runs the ropes! He bounces off… STINGER SPLASH-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT AMIR HITS A HUGE BACK BODY DROP OVER THE TOP ROPE, AS ADAM FLIES OVER TO THE OUTSIDE AND HITS THE GROUND! HE LANDS FEET FIRST, BUT IT ISN’T ENOUGH TO STOP HIM FROM TUMBLING STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND, AND AMIR TAKES NOTICE OF THIS! HE PREPARES HIMSELF IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, WHAT IS HE ABOUT TO DO?
Eve: HE’S ABOUT TO DIVE, GAVIN, THAT’S FOR SURE! AS AMIR HYPES HIMSELF UP, BOUNCING ON THE SPOT, HE PREPARES FOR A *DIVE*! AND NOW, HE CHARGES, RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BOUNCING OFF, BEFORE RUNNING TO ADAM! SUICIDE DIVE-
(**CRACK!**)
Deadprez: WAIT- WHAT?!?! ADAM CRACKS THE LID OF A GARBAGE CAN OVER AMIR’S HEAD, AND HE SPLATS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!
Crowd: :krabs:
Deadprez: AMIR APPEARS TO BE ROCKED, BARELY MOVING, AS ADAM STUMBLES BACK AND LOOKS DOWN IN HIS HAND, SMILING AT THE GARBAGE CAN LID! THIS IS ALL LEGAL, AND THERE’S NOTHING IMMORAL ABOUT ENJOYING THE TASTE OF POSSIBLE-VICTORY!
Eve: Adam slides the garbage can lid into the ring, before kneeling down and grabbing a handful of Amir’s hair to pull him back up to his feet; sliding him into the ring. Adam introduces weapons into this match, and uses them for the first time, before following Amir in. This could very much be a way for him to gain control, and despite him not being able to keep up with Amir’s speed, he certainly can live up to why he won the Hardcore Championship just over a month ago against DEDEDE! Adam grabs the garbage can lid once more, before taking it over to the corner, as he wenches it up between the turnbuckles… :lupe:!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam has prepared to do… something with that garbage can lid, but I can’t tell exactly what, all I know is that he’s most likely going to drill Amir Yusuf into the lid, into the galvanized steel, steel as hard as I am during a Cameron Ella Ava match! Absolutely brutal!
Eve: //tenor.com/view/roman-reigns-caught-off-guard-woah-chill-relax-gif-15599026
Gavin Kirkland: You wouldn’t get it. But it doesn’t matter! The point still stands, Adam Lucas has his goals in sight, and he’s going to put Amir directly through it, evidently so by the way he grabs him by the hair again, before putting him in the DDT position, dragging him towards the can! NO! NO NO! DDT STRAIGHT INTO THE WENCHED GARBAGE CAN LID-
Deadprez: BUT A PUNCH TO THE GUT FROM AMIR! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AMIR FIGHTING TO ESCAPE AS HE LOOKS UP AND NOTICES THE PROBLEM AHEAD OF HIM; EYE-TO-EYE WITH LITERAL STEEL! AMIR MANAGES TO SLIP OUT, BEFORE SUPERKICKING ADAM IN THE HEAD! ADAM TURNS AROUND, BEFORE AMIR GRABS HIM BY THE NAPE! HE PROPELS HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE GARBAGE CAN LID-
Eve: BUT ADAM PLACES HIS HANDS OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND PUSHES HIS BODY AWAY FROM THE STEEL LID, AMIR STRUGGLING TO PUSH HIM FORWARD DUE TO THE STRENGTH DIFFERENCE! BUT HE AIMS TO LOOSEN ADAM UP, WITH FOREARMS TO THE BACK, OVER AND OVER AND OVER, TRYING TO GET ADAM TO LOSE HIS GRIP- BUT INSTEAD HE MEETS A BACK ELBOW RIGHT TO THE JAW, FEELING THE EFFECTS OF HIS OWN MEDICINE!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ADAM DOESN’T SEEM TO BE DONE HERE, AS HE BENDS OVER TO GRAB THE KENDO STICK; LOOKING TO HIT AMIR YUSUF, GOING BEHIND HIM… What’s he doing? HE’S… HE’S PLACING IT OVER AMIR’S HEAD, USING IT AS A LEVERAGE POINT, AS HE PUTS AMIR IN A HALF-AND-HALF SUPLEX! DRAGGING HIM OVER TO THE CORNER, HE USES THAT KENDO STICK TO ASSIST HIM! MY FUCKING GOD!!!! KENDO STICK-ASSISTED HALF AND HALF SUPLEX INTO THE TRASH CAN LID!!!! ADAM COVERS!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Eve: BUT SOMEHOW AMIR YUSUF IS ABLE TO POWER OUT OF IT AND LIFT THE SHOULDER UP! ADAM SITS UP, HOWEVER, HE CAN’T BE TOO SURPRISED; THIS IS THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP AFTER ALL, IT’S A MATCH THAT BRINGS OUT A TOTALLY DIFFERENT MINDSET; YOU *HAVE* TO BE AN ANIMAL TO SURVIVE THE PUNISHMENT DISHED OUT, OR ELSE IT’D BE OVER IN THE REGULAR OF A NORMAL MATCH! THAT’S WHY IT TAKES A SPECIAL BREED TO WIN THE TITLE, THAT’S HOW ADAM BEAT DEDEDE!
Gavin Kirkland: Amir is holding onto his head due to the damage done to the head, meeting steel is no joke, and wrestlers are NOT trained to go through that type of damage; but he had the heart and soul to kick out, like I have the heart and soul to pursue my dreams of making one of the fine roster members my waifu. :nail_care:
Crowd: :patrickboo:!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: And now Adam Lucas slips out of the ring, as he looks to get more weapons!
Crowd: :blessed:!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: Adam Lucas pulls out a chair, and tosses it into the ring! That in itself is a danger, but he isn’t done! Another chair into the ring! A third! A fourth! A fifth! Adam isn’t messing around! However, he’s not done… Adam Lucas climbs under the ring deeper, as he looks to get another weapon, perhaps even more dangerous than a chair… Peeking his head out once more, Adam Lucas… PULLS OUT CHAINS! SILVER STEEL CHAINS, LONG CHAINS MIGHT I ADD! ADAM STANDS UP, BUT AMIR IS ON THE APRON! RUNNING KICK TO ADAM’S HEAD-
Eve: BUT ADAM LUCAS MANAGES TO DUCK IT, BEFORE SWINGING HIS CHAINS AT AMIR’S FEET- ONLY FOR HIM TO HOP OVER! AMIR YUSUF RUNS TO THE RING POST, AND WALL CLIMBS UP IT, BEFORE MOONSAULTING OFF ONTO ADAM-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HE MEETS THE CHAINS, WHIPPED STRAIGHT INTO HIS ABDOMEN!!!
Eve: LANDING IN A SEATED POSITION, WITH ALL OF THE WIND SUCKED OUT OF HIM, AMIR YUSUF GOT CAUGHT MID-AIR WITH THOSE CHAINS, AND ADAM LUCAS IS GOING TO TAKE CONTROL OF THAT! SLIDING THE CHAINS INTO THE RING, HE LOOKS TO POSSIBLY FINISH HIM OFF *AGAIN* AS HE PUSHES AMIR INTO THE RING, BEFORE SLIDING IN HIMSELF FROM BEHIND!
Deadprez: Adam then goes straight for the chains, as he drags it over towards the center of the ring, forming a pile with said chains, ready for a rough landing! And of course, there’s only one guess what he’s planning to do here… he grabs Amir Yusuf by the waist… BEFORE DEADLIFTING HIM OFF THE GROUND! IN A GUTWRENCH POSITION, HE TURNS AROUND TOFACE THE CHAINS AGAIN, BEFORE LIFTING AMIR UP! GUTWRENCH FOLDING POWERBOMB STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAINS; DROPPING AMIR ON HIS UPPER BACK, AND POSSIBLY ENDING THIS MATCHUP ONCE AND FOR ALL! ADAM LUCAS DROPS TO HIS KNEES, THEN INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT AGAIN, AMIR YUSUF MANAGES TO POP THE SHOULDER UP! ADAM IS SLIGHTLY MORE SHOCKED THIS TIME, AS HE NEARLY DROPPED HIM NECK-FIRST INTO LITERAL CHAINS, LITERAL METAL, BUT HE’S STILL FIGHTING OUT OF IT! ADAM SHAKES HIS HEAD, BEFORE USING THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET, HE HAS AMIR IN HIS SIGHTS!
Eve: BUT FIRST, ADAM LOOKS TO GRAB THE CHAINS ONCE MORE, USING THEM AS ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT AN ATTACK, MOVING CLOSER TO AMIR! HE GOES TO WHIP HIM IN THE CHEST- BUT AMIR KICKS ADAM IN THE LEG! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! HE’S BARELY AWAKE RIGHT NOW, BUT HE’S STILL TRYING HIS BEST TO PUSH ADAM BACK!
Deadprez: ADAM TRIES TO FIGHT BACK HIMSELF THOUGH, AS HE GOES TO HIS KNEES AND TRIES TO PRESS THE CHAINS STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE OF AMIR YUSUF; HOWEVER, AMIR PLACES HIS HANDS AGAINST ADAM’S, PUSHING BACK! AGAIN, ADAM HAS THE STRENGTH DIFFERENCE, AS HE LOOKS TO GRAZE AMIR’S FACE- BUT AMIR PUSHES ADAM OVER THE HEAD WITH A GROUNDED MONKEY FLIP!
Gavin Kirkland: HE LETS GO OF THE CHAINS, AS BOTH MEN BEGIN TO GET BACK UP TO THEIR FEET, ADAM RUSHING OVER TO AMIR ATTEMPTING THE HIP TOSS INTO A CRADLE PILEDRIVER, BUT AMIR TWISTS OUT OF IT… BAM! LEAPING FACEBUSTER, SPIKING ADAM LUCAS ONTO THOSE CHAINS! HE HAS TO BE IN PAIN RIGHT NOW!
Deadprez: BUT AMIR YUSUF DOESN’T END IT THERE, SLIDING OUT OF THE RING; IT’S HIS TURN TO USE THE WEAPONS! AMIR PULLS THE APRON UP, AND BEGINS TO LOOK UNDER, RUMMAGING AROUND FOR ITEMS, BEFORE PULLING SOMETHING OUT… IS THAT… IS THAT A CRUTCH???
Eve: THAT’S NOT JUST ANY CRUTCH, DEADPREZ, THAT’S A **BARBED WIRE CRUTCH**!!! HE SPENT TIME WRAPPING THAT THING IN SOMETHING DESIGNED TO TEAR FLESH AND MUSCLE!
Gavin Kirkland: THIS IS A BRUTAL METHOD OF MADNESS HERE FROM AMIR YUSUF, BUT YOU’VE GOT TO WONDER, DOES HE EVEN WANT TO DO THIS? I DON’T BELIEVE HE DOES, BUT I KNOW FOR SURE HE’LL HAVE TO FORCE IT!
Eve: AMIR YUSUF CLIMBS BACK ONTO THE APRON, BEFORE ENTERING THE RING, AND WAITING IN THE CORNER! ADAM LUCAS HAS BEEN DOWN AND OUT THE ENTIRE TIME, BUT AMIR SEEMINGLY TIMED IT PERFECTLY; AS ADAM BEGINS TO RECOVER TO HIS KNEES! THIS COULD BE AMIR’S TIME TO STRIKE, AS HE PACES UP AND DOWN, BEFORE SPRINTING FORWARD-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HIS ATTACK WITH THE CRUTCH MISSES! ADAM LUCAS MANAGES TO DUCK UNDERNEATH IT, AVOIDING THE BARBED WIRE TO THE FACE! AMIR TURNS AROUND, BUT HE’S MET WITH A DISCUS PUNCH, DROPPING HIM TO THE GROUND!!!!
Deadprez: AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, ADAM LUCAS QUICKLY TRIES TO CINCH IN THE SHARPSHOOTER, ONE OF HIS SIGNATURE MANEUVERS, PERHAPS GOING TO MAKE HIM TAP OUT! ADAM HOOKS THE LEGS, BEFORE STEPPING THROUGH-
(**CRACK!**)
Eve: OH GOD! AMIR DIDN’T LET GO! BARBED WIRE CRUTCH SHOT STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD OF ADAM LUCAS, HE’S DOWN AND OUT HERE TONIGHT! NOT ONLY DID HE MEET A LITERAL CRUTCH TO THE HEAD, BUT BARBED WIRE; THERE’S NO SURPRISE THAT ADAM LUCAS IS OUT OF IT, AS AMIR SLIPS INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Deadprez: BUT ADAM LUCAS MANAGES TO KICK OUT! THE HARDCORE CHAMPION POWERS OUT AFTER BEING STRUCK IN THE HEAD WITH A BARBED WIRE CRUTCH, AND AMIR IS COMPLETELY SHOCKED! HE THOUGHT THAT WAS IT, AS THAT WOULD TAKE OUT SO MANY PEOPLE; BUT AS MENTIONED EARLIER, THE MINDSET IS DIFFERENT!
Gavin Kirkland: I GUESS YOU COULD SAY, MUCH LIKE MY PICKUP GAME, THAT ADAM IS BUILT DIFFERENT; BUT AMIR LOOKS TO DISMANTLE HIM! HE GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET, BEFORE PUSHING THAT BARBED WIRE INTO THE STOMACH AND CHEST – AND JUDGING BY ADAM’S HEAD, HE’S GOING TO GET CUT OPEN EVEN MORE! AMIR BEGINS TO BRUSH UP AND DOWN!!
Eve: THOSE BLADES THAT ARE DESIGNED TO CUT THROUGH FLESH ARE SLICING UP AND DOWN ON ADAM’S CHEST, CERTAINLY DOING MORE DAMAGE, BUT AMIR ISN’T STOPPING THERE; STANDING UP STRAIGHT, AND PRESSING HIS FOOT AGAINST THE CRUTCH, FORCING THE BLADES IN DEEPER!!! AMIR IS DOING SOME BIG DAMAGE TO THAT TORSO, AS ADAM BEGINS TO TRY AND ATTACK AMIR’S LEG- NOTHING WORKS THOUGH! HIS ARMS ARE WEAKENED, HE CAN’T PUT ANY ENERGY INTO IT!!!
Deadprez: AMIR FEELS THE ATTACKS, HOWEVER, AND STUMBLES BACK SO HE DOESN’T EVEN RISK ADAM GAINING CONTROL, BEFORE HE CLEARLY GETS AN IDEA! WHAT IS AMIR DOING? OH GOD, OH NO! HE EXITS OUT ONTO THE APRON, AND BEGINS TO SCALE THE TURNBUCKLES! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THIS IS WHERE AMIR IS THE MOST DANGEROUS, WHERE HIS OFFENSE IS THE MOST PAINFUL, AND THIS COULD BE DEVASTATING FOR ADAM!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND IF HE’S GOING FOR WHAT I THINK HE’S GOING FOR, THIS WOULD OBVIOUSLY BE BAD FOR BOTH, BUT IT COULD BE GAME-ENDING FOR THE CHAMPION, SCALING THE TURNBUCKLES, AMIR PERCHES ON THE TOP ROPE, TAKING DEEP BREATHS, BUT HE HAS TO FIGHT THROUGH THE NERVES!
Eve: AMIR YUSUF STANDS UP ON THE VERY TOP, STARING DOWN AT ADAM LUCAS, BEFORE HE BEGINS TO JUMP! OH MY GOD, HE TWISTS IN THE AIR… RED ARROW ONTO THE BARBED WIRE CRUTCH, PLACED ATOP ADAM LUCAS-
Deadprez: BUT ADAM LUCAS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, AND AMIR YUSUF SLAMS INTO THE GROUND; THERE’S NOBODY HOME! HE MEETS THE MAT, AS ADAM BEGINS TO CLIMB BACK UP, REMOVING THE BARBED WIRE CRUTCH FROM HIS BODY; AND OH MY GOD! THERE’S BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN HIS CHEST, DOWN HIS FACE, BUT HE’S STILL FIGHTING THROUGH IT! HE DROPS THE CRUTCH, BEFORE EXITING THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: Adam Lucas again begins to look under the apron, looking for a weapon to damage his opponent even more, to retain the championship he tried so hard to get, to follow through on his journey, the persistence I have with women! He begins to crawl out with something in hand… is that… is that a vase? A purple glass vase? My god!! If he uses that on Amir, he’s going to get glass stuck inside of his body, absolutely brutal! And that’s obviously what Adam intends, as he hops onto the apron, into the ring!
Eve: But Amir is on his feet, only just recovering, as he charges after Adam! He begins to punch him straight into the head, over and over and over, the white wrist tape getting dyed red due to the blood over Adam’s face! Amir non stop trying to regain control, because he knows how dangerous Adam can be! Amir attempts to hit a huge clothesline-
Gavin Kirkland: HOWEVER ADAM LIFTS UP THE VASE, AND CONNECTS THE BOTTOM OF IT AGAINST ADAM’S HEAD, BASHING OFF OF HIS SKULL! AMIR INSTANTLY GETS JELLY LEGS, AS HIS BODY ALMOST FOLDS OVER, BUT HE KEEPS HIMSELF ON HIS FEET INSTINCTUALLY, AS ADAM CHARGES AGAIN WITH THE VASE STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD- BUT AMIR DODGES! AMIR GOES FOR AN ENZUIGIRI- BUT ADAM DODGES! AMIR GETS TO HIS KNEES- ANOTHER VASE SHOT STRAIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! ADAM COVERS!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Eve: BUT AMIR MANAGES TO POP THE SHOULDER UP ONCE MORE! HE KICKS OUT ANOTHER TIME!!!
Deadprez: By the looks of things, Adam knew he was kicking out! He just wanted him to wear himself out just a bit more, because now he rolls backwards, into the center of the ring, before getting to his knees! He looks down at the vase, before laying it on it’s side; setting it up for brutality, before getting back up. Amir could be in legitimate danger here, maybe even the end of the match! Adam stumbles over to Amir, brushing his own hair out of his face, before he grabs Amir and lifts him back up to a standing position!
Eve: And now Adam drags Amir over to the center of the ring, by the head, as he looks back and forth between the ropes! He’s thinking about it… oh my god… ADAM LUCAS THROWS AMIR INTO THE ROPES! POP-UP POWERBOMB-
Deadprez: BUT AMIR HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES! HE HOOKS HIS ARMS OVER THE TOP ROPE, STOPPING HIMSELF FROM REBOUNDING, AS ADAM SEES THIS! ADAM SPRINTS FORWARD, BUT AMIR GETS BOTH FEET OFF THE GROUND, KICKING HIM THE HEAD! ADAM STUMBLES BACK BEFORE… BAM! A SUPERKICK STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD!
Eve: ADAM STUMBLES FORWARD, AND HITS THE MIDDLE ROPE! ADAM IS MOMENTARILY STUNNED, JUDGING BY HIS EYES, AND AMIR HAS AN IDEA! HE GRABS ADAM LUCAS AND THROWS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE; HANGING HIM ON THE MIDDLE ROPE, BEFORE GRABBING HIS ARMS AND PULLING HIM OUT!! WHAT DOES HE HAVE PLANNED???
Amir Yusuf: (off-mic) Ref!
Referee: (off-mic) Yea, G?
Amir Yusuf: (off-mic) Grab his shoulders!
Referee: (off-mic) Iight.
(The referee and Amir trade places, as the referee grabs Adam by his shoulders.)
Referee: (off-mic) He’s heavy, man, hurry yo ass up!
Deadprez: What the hell is Amir looking to do here? He turns around to face the ropes… what the???
Gavin Kirkland: Amir sprints forward towards the turnbuckles, before leaping into the air right onto the middle rope… BEFORE SPRINGBOARDING BACKWARDS! AMIR YUSUF WITH THE MOONSAULT RIGHT ONTO ADAM LUCAS, DRAPED OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE AND BEING HELD UP BY THE REFEREE! INNOVATIVE OFFENSE FROM AMIR HERE, TRANSITIONING INTO A PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ADAM LUCAS MANAGES TO POP THE SHOULDER UP TO ESCAPE THE COVER! THE REFEREE SLID INTO THE PINFALL EXTREMELY QUICKLY, BUT STILL, ADAM GOT OUT OF IT! AMIR ROLLS AWAY FROM ADAM, BEFORE USING THE ROPES TO GET BACK UP! AMIR GRABS ADAM!
Eve: AND NOW AMIR TRIES HIS BEST TO LIFT ADAM RIGHT UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! IT’S HEAVY, DEAD WEIGHT, AND HE’S OBVIOUSLY STRUGGLING, BUT HE TRIES TO POWER THROUGH IT; SCREAMING AS HE PUTS HIS BACK INTO IT… AND HE GETS ADAM UP INTO THE FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION!
Eve: BUT ADAM SLIPS BEHIND AMIR BEFORE HE CAN EVEN COMPLETE THE MOVE, BEFORE STUMBLING BACKWARDS! AMIR IS CONFUSED, BEFORE HE’S MET WITH A HUGE STANDING DROPKICK INTO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! AMIR YUSUF TOO STUMBLES, THIS TIME FORWARD, AS HE HITS THE ROPES WITH HIS UPPER BODY!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT AMIR MANAGES TO REBOUND AS HE QUICKLY GOES FOR A HUGE CLOTHESLINE TO THE HEAD OF ADAM LUCAS-
Eve: ‘HONOR BOMB’ INTO THE VASE!!!! ADAM LUCAS TRANSITIONS IT INTO A HIP TOSS CRADLE PILEDRIVER, SMASHING HIM HEAD-FIRST THROUGH THE GLASS VASE!!! AMIR IS OUT, AS ADAM HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: WHAT!?!?!?!? WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? AMIR YUSUF MANAGES TO POP THE SHOULDER UP, GLASS ALL OVER THE MAT, ADAM ROLLS OFF OF AMIR! THE ENTIRE CROWD IS SHOCKED AS AMIR ESCAPED WHAT WAS SEEMINGLY CERTAIN DOOM, LITERAL GLASS RIGHT INTO HIS HEAD!
Eve: AND I DON’T THINK ADAM LUCAS BELIEVES IT EITHER! HIS SIGNATURE MANEUVER, ASSISTED BY THAT VASE, THERE’S SO MANY ELITISTS THAT WOULDN’T BE ABLE TO EVEN KICK OUT! AMIR BEING ABLE TO REMAIN IN THIS MATCH IS IMPRESSIVE, AND SHOWS THE HEART ON THIS KID!
Deadprez: But don’t forget, Adam Lucas is still a danger here, and he’s not going to give up! He grabs Amir by the head, lifting him up, before dragging him over to the ropes! Adam Lucas slings Amir to the outside, and he hits the ground, before rolling over to the metal plating of the ramp, and now Adam follows. It comes as to no surprise that he kneels down next to the apron, and begins to reach underneath! Amir hasn’t moved since he kicked out, and if Adam picks the right weapon, he could end it with ease right here :lupe :lupe: :lupe:!!
Gavin Kirkland: And now Adam pulls something out… oh my God… HE HAS A LITERAL ROLL OF BARBED WIRE!!! THERE’S SO MUCH HE COULD DO WITH THIS, IT’S ALMOST UNIMAGINABLE! A ROLL OF BARBED WIRE IS DANGEROUS EVEN WITHOUT ANYTHING TO ASSIST, AND HE LOOKS TO PUT IT TO USE!
Eve: YES HE DOES, HE KNEELS DOWN NEXT TO AMIR, AND BRINGS THE BARBED WIRE CLOSER TO HIS FACE! THERE’S ALREADY SPLATTERS OF BLOOD, BUT HE LOOKS TO GIVE HIM A CRIMSON MASK! AMIR TRIES TO FIGHT BACK… BUT IT’S NO USE! THE BARBED WIRE GOES INTO HIS DAMN FACE!!!
Deadprez: AND NOW HE’S SCRATCHING AND CLAWING TO GET ANYTHING TO GRAB ONTO IN ORDER TO ESCAPE, BUT THERE’S NOTHING THAT’S GOING TO CUT IT, AS THERE IS FLESH-PIERCING BARBED WIRE SCRATCHING UP AND DOWN HIS FACE! THIS IS WHAT HE DID TO ADAM’S CHEST EARLIER, BUT THE FACE IS POSSIBLY MUCH MORE BRUTAL! AND THE BLOOD BEGINS TO POUR DOWN, COVERING AMIR YUSUF’S FACE EVER SO SLOWLY, AND IT APPEARS ADAM WAS INTENDING THIS TO HAPPEN!! ADAM LUCAS THEN REMOVES THE BARBED WIRE FROM HIS FACE, BEFORE PULLING HIM CLOSER TO THE RING, HE’S LOOKING TO END IT HERE!
Gavin Kirkland: ADAM LUCAS THROWS AMIR YUSUF INTO THE RING, BEFORE TAKING A MOMENT TO SWAP THE BARBED WIRE INTO THE OTHER HAND! PERHAPS HE CUT HIMSELF ALONG WITH WHAT HE DID TO AMIR, MAKING IT UNCOMFORTABLE, CLIMBING UP ONTO THE APRON! ADAM ENTERS THE RING- BUT A HEAD KICK! A HEAD KICK FROM AMIR!
Eve: ADAM ALMOST FALLS OFF THE APRON, BUT AMIR GRABS HIM BY THE HAND, KEEPING HIM UP, BEFORE PULLING HIM FORWARD! AMIR HAS SOMETHING IN MIND! AMIR BEGINS TO CLIMB THE ROPES, AS HE REACHES OVER AND GRABS ADAM BY THE LEG! OH MY GOD, HE GOES FOR AN EXPLODER SUPLEX OVER THE TOP ROPES, BUT LOOK BEHIND THEM! THE CHAIRS THROWN IN EARLIER! IT CONNECTS-
Deadprez: BUT ADAM LUCAS SLIPS OFF, AND LANDS ON HIS FEET; BEFORE SHOVING THE BARBED WIRE STRAIGHT INTO AMIR’S BACK! HE KEEPS IT HELD THERE FOR A FEW SECONDS, BEFORE LETTING GO! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI, TAKING AMIR DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Eve: NOW CRAWLING, ADAM LUCAS MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THE CHAIRS, GRABBING ONE AND OPENING IT UP! IN A POSITION TO BE SEATED ON, HE PLACES IT DOWN NEAR THE TURNBUCKLES! OH MY GOD, AND ANOTHER ONE! HE GRABS ANOTHER ONE, AND BEGINS TO DO THE SAME!
(Adam Lucas grabs the chairs, slowly, one by one. He makes a bed out of four chairs, facing the seats against each other, before placing the fifth on top of them all.)
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: Oh my God, that does not look good! That looks like a terrible landing for one of these two to go through, the steel chairs, another pile of metal we’ve seen used multiple times before; this one appears more brutal! Sharp edges, one wrong move could be brutal! Adam Lucas gets up, turning over to Amir-
(**CRACK!**)
Deadprez: OH MY GOD! AMIR YUSUF CRACKS A METAL SHEET OVER THE HEAD OF ADAM LUCAS, SENDING HIM CRASHING STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND! HE APPEARS TO HAVE GOT THAT AS HE WAS LYING ON THE APRON, AND HE USED IT AS A WAY TO GIVE ADAM WHAT COULD BE A CONCUSSION!
Gavin Kirkland: I CERTAINLY WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF BOTH OF THESE MEN WALKED OUT WITH CONCUSSIONS, THEY’VE DONE NOTHING SHORT OF BEATING EACH OTHER TO A PULP; AND AMIR YUSUF LOOKS TO DO MORE OF THAT HERE TONIGHT IN THE BIGGEST MATCH OF HIS ENTIRE WRESTLING CAREER!
Eve: AMIR KNEELS DOWN AND GRABS THAT BARBED WIRE ROLL, THE ONE USED ON HIS FACE AND BACK, AS HE SLIDES THE METAL SHEET JUST OVER HIS KNEEPAD! OH MY GOD, THERE’S NO WAY… NOW HE’S WRAPPING BARBED WIRE AROUND THAT METAL SHEET, NOT ONLY ACTING AS A WAY TO KEEP IT INTO PLACE, BUT IT’LL DO MORE DAMAGE FOR WHATEVER HE ACTUALLY HAS PLANNED! AFTER MULTIPLE ROLLS OF BARBED WIRE GOES AROUND HIS KNEE, HE USES THE METAL PLACE TO DISCONNECT IT FROM THE ROLL, BEFORE GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET-
Deadprez: BUT ADAM LUCAS SWINGS THE CRUTCH AGAIN-
Gavin Kirkland: AMIR GETS THE BOOT UP! THE BOOT STRAIGHT INTO ADAM LUCAS’ FACE, AND HE STUMBLES BACKWARDS INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! AMIR YUSUF THEN RUNS FORWARD… THE HELLUVA KICK STRAIGHT TO THE FACE! ANOTHER ONE OF HIS SIGNATURE MANEUVERS, HOWEVER, HE DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER, HE HAS SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND!
Deadprez: AMIR YUSUF GRABS ADAM LUCAS BY THE HAIR, DRAGGING HIM AWAY FROM THE TURNBUCKLES, AS HE PULLS THE DEAD WEIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET, PLACING HIS HEAD UNDERNEATH HIS ARM! HE THEN PUTS HIM IN THE SUPLEX POSITION AND LIFTS HIM… MY FUCKING GOD! KNEECAP BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE BARBED WIRE METAL PLATE!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Eve: WHAT!?!?!? AGAIN, ADAM MANAGES TO POWER OUT!!!! AGAIN, ADAM LUCAS MANAGES TO POP THE SHOULDER UP, AND SAVE HIS CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN! AMIR YUSUF LOOKS DOWN AT ADAM LUCAS, CONFUSED, SHOCKED… BEFORE QUICKLY RUSHING UP TO HIS FEET! HE MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THE CHAIR BED, BEFORE GRABBING THE FIFTH CHAIR! OH MY GOD, HE’S GOING TO USE IT ON ADAM LUCAS’ BACK!
**CRACK!**
**CRACK!**
**CRACK!**
Eve: THREE CHAIR SHOTS TO THE BACK! AND A FOURTH! A FIFTH! AMIR IS MAKING SURE ADAM IS STAYING DOWN; HE **NEEDS** THIS CHAMPIONSHIP IN HIS OWN EYES, AND HE’S NOT GOING TO LET ANYONE TAKE IT FROM HIM! AMIR DROPS THE CHAIR, BEFORE QUICKLY LIFTING ADAM UP TO HIS FEET! OH MY GOD, NO, NO, NO!!! HE HOOKS ADAM’S HEAD UNDERNEATH HIS ARM, LOOKING DOWN AT THE CHAIR, BEFORE TWISTING HIM INTO THE ROLLING CUTTER! ‘AYC’!!! THE ROLLING CUTTER STRAIGHT ONTO THE DAMN CHAIR, HIS FINISHING MANEUVER, SPIKING ADAM ON HIS HEAD! AMIR INTO THE COVER, IT’S OVER!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
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-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Deadprez: …WHAT!?!? WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?
Crowd: :krabs: :krabs: :krabs:
Deadprez: ADAM LUCAS SOMEHOW POPS THE SHOULDER UP OFF THE MAT!!!
Eve: ADAM LUCAS WITH THE RESILIENCE TO KICK OUT, ADAM LUCAS POWERS OUT OF THE ‘AYC’ AND REMAINS IN THIS MATCH, AND AMIR YUSUF DOESN’T BELIEVE IT! HE DOESN’T BELIEVE IT! HE WAS SURE THAT WAS THE FINISH, HE WAS SURE IT WAS GOING TO BE THE END!!! AMIR YUSUF CRAWLS OVER TO ADAM LUCAS, AND GETS IN HIS FACE; GRABBING HIM BY THE HAIR!!!!
Amir Yusuf: (off-mic) I’m sorry… **But I’m becoming champion**
Gavin Kirkland: AND NOW AMIR WITH A FOREARM TO THE HEAD! AND ANOTHER! BRINGING OUT A RUTHLESS SIDE WE HAVEN’T SEEN BEFORE, AS HE BEGINS TO MOUNT ADAM LUCAS, AND HITS REPEATED FOREARM STRIKES! HE KNOCKS ADAM OUT, BEFORE QUICKLY ROLLING OUT OF THE RING, AND LOOKING UNDER THE APRON!
Deadprez: HE LOOKS TO COMPLETELY END ADAM LUCAS BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY, AS HE REACHES DEEP UNDER THE RING! THE THINGS HE MUST HAVE GOING THROUGH HIS MIND RIGHT NOW ARE UNSETTLING, BUT IF THERE’S ANY OPENING, NO MATTER HOW SLIGHT, HE’S GOING TO SHOOT FOR IT! AMIR PULLS OUT… a bag???
Gavin Kirkland: Really? All that for a velvet bag? We assumed he was going to pull out a fucking katana and instead he grabs a tiny bag, probably with little leprechaun coins inside of them like he’s Andre Walker’s short ass friend.
Eve: Amir Yusuf slides back into the ring, and knowing what we’ve seen in bags like that before, we can only assume what it is… He’s showing no absence of malice here tonight, and neither is Adam Lucas. The question is, which one of them is going to come out on top? Both of these men are looking to do whatever it takes, but only one can come out on top…
(Amir Yusuf opens up the bag and looks inside, before smiling through his crimson mask. He then pours the contents out…)
Gavin Kirkland: …
Eve: Oh my God…
Deadprez: HE JUST POURED OUT ROCKS! A LARGE AMOUNT OF FAT, SHARP ROCKS!!! MANY PEOPLE MUST HAVE SUSPECTED GLASS, OR THUMBTACKS, BUT THOSE ARE **ROCKS**!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NEVERMIND, NOT JUST A VELVET BAG; YES, HE’S LOOKING TO END SOMEONE HERE! AMIR YUSUF LIFTS ADAM LUCAS UP TO HIS FEET, USING THE HAIR, BEFORE PUTTING HIM BACK INTO POSITION FOR THE ‘AYC’!!! OH MY GOD!!! IT CONNECTS!!!
Eve: NO! NO! IT DOESN’T CONNECT, IT DOESN’T LAND! ADAM LUCAS SPINS OUT OF IT, HOLDING ONTO AMIR’S HAND… BEFORE SHORT-ARM PULLING HIM STRAIGHT FORWARD! OH MY GOD, ADAM LUCAS HAS IT FINISHED! ‘LEVEL UP’!!! ‘LEVEL UP’ CONNECTS, THE POP-UP POWERBOMB TO AMIR YUSUF, STRAIGHT INTO THOSE FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Crowd: :damn: :damn:!!!!!
Deadprez: ADAM LUCAS DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES, TIRED OUT, BRUISED, BLEEDING, AND BATTERED! HE DOESN’T INSTANTLY GET INTO THE COVER, BUT HE BEGINS TO CRAWL, GRASPING ONTO THE FREE-KNEEPAD, BEFORE PULLING HIMSELF ON TOP OF AMIR! HE LIES ATOP AMIR, HE HAS IT IN THE BAG!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Eve: KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: :krabs:
Eve: ADAM LUCAS CAN’T BELIEVE IT, AS A MATTER OF FACT, HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK SHOCKED! HE LOOKS SAD! A PAINED EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE, HIS FINISHER **ONTO ROCKS** JUST GOT KICKED OUT OF, AND NOW HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT TO DO!
Deadprez: BUT HE’S GOING TO TRY! TIRED OUT, BURNT OUT, WOUNDED, HE PUSHES HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, AND SLOWLY STUMBLES TOWARDS THE ROPES TO KEEP HIMSELF UP! ADAM BRUSHES HIS HAIR BACK, THE BLOOD-STAINED HAIR, BEFORE STUMBLING AROUND THE RING TRYING TO FIND HIS FOOTING!
Gavin Kirkland: These two have put on an absolute barn burner here tonight, a bloody warfare, but now, it seems he only has one idea left… that bed of chairs… he stumbles close to it, before dropping to a knee, as he puts his hand onto that bed of chairs, taking a deep breath! Adam continues to recover, but Amir is completely out of it! And Adam may possibly want to expose that weakness…
Deadprez: Adam continues to stumble forward, trying to regain his balance, using the ropes to assist him, as he makes his way back over to Amir Yusuf! Upon reaching him, he grabs Amir by the hair, before dragging him over to the chairs! Amir is completely lifeless, and Adam places him on top! What the hell does he have in mind here???
Eve: Adam Lucas stumbles backwards to the turnbuckles… AS HE BEGINS TO EXIT ONTO THE APRON! ADAM LUCAS IS GOING TO SCALE THE TURNBUCKLES, AND DIVE ONTO AMIR YUSUF, AND THAT’S SOMETHING WE NEVER SEE ADAM REALLY DO! ADAM SLOWLY CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE, STUMBLING, FAR FROM A SMOOTH PROCESS; BUT HE PERCHES UP ON THE VERY TOP-
Gavin Kirkland: BUT A HUGE HELLUVA KICK TO ADAM LUCAS’ HEAD FROM AMIR YUSUF! HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO PUSH HIMSELF OFF THE CHAIRS TO DELIVER THAT HELLUVA KICK, AND IT’S COMPLETELY ROCKED ADAM LUCAS, FORCING HIM TO LEAN BACKWARDS ONTO THE RING POST, AND NOW AMIR LOOKS TO TAKE THE PICKINGS! HE TOO CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLES, AS HE MEETS ADAM ON THE TOP!
Deadprez: AND NOW AMIR YUSUF CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE HIMSELF, HITTING FOREARMS INTO THE BACK OF ADAM, AS HE PULLS HIM TO HIS FEET, FACING AWAY FROM THE CHAIRS! IT LOOKS AS IF AMIR YUSUF IS GOING TO HIT THAT SPANISH FLY RIGHT ONTO THE BED OF STEEL!!!
Eve: THAT COULD ONLY BE WHAT HE’S GOING FOR, AS HE TAKES A PEEK OVER HIS SHOULDER ONE LAST TIME, READY TO PUT HIMSELF AND ADAM THROUGH HELL ONCE MORE JUST SO HE CAN GET THAT CHAMPIONSHIP! HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH, BEFORE HOOKING ADAM’S ARM OVER HIS SHOULDER, AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR!!! SPANISH FLYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT ADAM LUCAS COUNTERS IT IN MID-AIR, TRANSITIONING INTO A SPINEBUSTER, DRILLING AMIR YUSUF STRAIGHT THROUGH THE BED OF CHAIRS! MY GOD, HE’S OUT OF IT! PIN HIM ADAM, PIN HIM! GET THIS MATCH OVER WITH, RIGHT NOW!
Eve: BUT ADAM ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER! INSTEAD, HE BEGINS TO CRAWL TO THE CORNER, THE FAR CORNER, ONE BY ONE, REACHING OUT FOR THAT CHAIN HE USED EARLIER! HE CRAWLS… UNTIL HE FINALLY REACHES THE CHAIN! NOW ALL HE CAN DO IS GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET!
(Adam grabs onto the ropes and pulls himself back up, before turning around to face Amir. He stumbles over towards him…)
Deadprez: AND NOW ADAM KNEELS DOWN IN FRONT OF AMIR, BEFORE WRAPPING THAT CHAIN AROUND AMIR’S WRIST! HE LOCKS IT TIGHT INTO PLACE, BEFORE THEN DOING THE SAME AROUND HIS NECK!!! BLOOD GOES ALL OVER THAT STEEL CHAIN, BEFORE ADAM TRANSITIONS… ‘ICONIC’!!! THE TRIANGLE CHOKE, THE MOVE HE USED TO WIN THE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP AT RECKLESS WIRING! IT’S LOCKED IN, ASSISTED BY THE CHAIN!
Eve: ADAM IS PULLING BACK ON THAT CHAIN, CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF AMIR YUSUF, AS BLOOD DRIPS ALL ACROSS THE RING BELOW! BLOOD LOSS, AIR LOSS, IS THERE ANYTHING AMIR YUSUF CAN DO TO STOP THIS? HE SEEMS COMPLETELY HELPLESS RIGHT NOW, AT A LOSS FOR RECOVERY! HE’S BEEN ABLE TO KICK OUT OF EVERYTHING SO FAR, BUT THIS APPEARS TO BE TOO MUCH…
Gavin Kirkland: AMIR YUSUF IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING FOR THE ROPES, BUT I BELIEVE HE’S FORGOT THAT IT WON’T EVEN MATTER! THERE’S NOTHING HE CAN REALLY DO RIGHT NOW, BUT HE’S TRYING REGARDLESS! AMIR BEGINS TO KICK HIS LEGS OVER TO THE ROPES, ONE AFTER ANOTHER, HOPING THAT ONE HOOKS ON! PERHAPS HE’S TRYING TO PULL THEM OUT OF THE RING???
Deadprez: BUT AFTER EACH KICK, HE GETS SLOWER, AND SLOWER! FADING IN AND OUT OF CONSCIOUSNESS, HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO!!! THE CHAIN IS DOING MORE DAMAGE THAN A REGULAR TRIANGLE CHOKE, WHILST GIVING ADAM MORE LEVERAGE!!!! AND HE TUGS AT IT AGAIN, AND AGAIN, WHILST KICKING AT THE BACK OF AMIR!
Eve: AMIR TRIES ONE LAST TIME AT ESCAPING, AS HE DIGS HIS NAILS INTO THE BLOODIED-UP CHEST OF ADAM LUCAS! MAYBE HE COULD DO SOMETHING TO DRIFT THE HOLD!! A WEAKENING, SLOW-AMIR TRIES TO SCRATCH AT THE CUTS, BUT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS WORKING!!! HE’S STILL FADING…
Deadprez: BUT THAT APPEARS TO BE IT… THERE’S NOTHING LEFT IN HIM… AMIR SLOWLY, AND WITHOUT ENERGY, TAPS! HE TAPS! IT’S ALL OVER!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… ADAAAAAAAAAM LUUUUUUUUUUCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!
(‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell hits the speakers as Adam Lucas quickly lets go of the Triangle Choke out of sheer mercy, and slips the chains away from his blood-covered hands. Brushing the hair out of his crimson mask-face, Adam slowly crawls to the ropes, before pulling himself back up to his feet, as the referee hands him his EAW Hardcore Championship. Squatting down in the center of the ring, he rests the title in his palms, before standing up and raising the title as high as he possibly can; though his arms refuse to go up completely due to the sheer pain.)
Eve: And he has done it! Adam Lucas has come out on top, retained his championship, after taking Amir Yusuf to hell and back! Both men left in crimson masks, both men left in cuts, and bruises, battle scars that neither will ever forget about! As Adam Lucas moved away from Amir, you could see the mercy in his eyes, but of course, he persisted, just for that championship. At the end of the day, it was Amir’s choice to get here. He said he needed it, but clearly, Adam needed it more.
Deadprez: Adam Lucas’ journey to this moment isn’t one we should forget. He was supposed to be facing Limmy and Dray, but he was taken out, then he called Limmy out, and got denied. But luck came his way once and for all, and he got his shot early; but his victory, how he won the PURE and then Hardcore title, and the people he’s beat along the way? That’s no luck, that’s no fluke. He beat a “King”, a “Gawd”, and now “The Heart” of EAW… What’s next for this newly made man?
Eve: Whatever it may be, Adam Lucas is ready for anything ahead of him, Adam Lucas is prepared for anything, we’ve seen him wrestle in PURE matches *and* Hardcore matches, and has excelled in both. We could be witnessing an amazing reign; but let’s not take anything away from Amir! He showed up, and tore the house down, within his first match, he nearly became champion on multiple attempts!
Gavin Kirkland: Isn’t Adam friends with Bethany too? :mjlit: He isn’t down bad, he’s up good! He’s living the life right now, the life of a champion, as everyone else should too! But of course they don’t. EAW requires the most skill, and only the most stoic win. Like myself; that’s what Adam is, and that’s what he accomplished here tonight :whew:!!!! I’m sure he’s going to have a nice celebration with that championship tonight!
(Adam Lucas is seen holding the title up as he stands on the turnbuckles; the scraps of a war lying behind him, as weapons are scattered all over the ring. After climbing down from the turnbuckles, and exiting to the outside, the EAW Midsummer Massacre broadcast would then fade out to commercial break.)
(The camera pans back to the the Curtis Culwell Center where Gina Romano is standing by. ‘King’s Dead’ by Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, Future, James Blake plays to a mixed though slightly more positive response from the crowd. After a brief moment, Limmy Monaghan steps out onto the Midsummer Massacre stage followed closely by Walter Bivens who claps and applauds Limmy. The confident smirk on the faces of both men is hard to wash away as they head towards the ring)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST! FROM BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA! WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR POUNDS!! HE IS ‘THE MONARCH’…LLLLLIIIIIIIMMMMMMYYYYYY MMMMMMOOOOONNNNNNAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: When we first went on the air for Season 15 of Showdown, Hurricane Hawk introduced us to the one man who he saw the most potential in, who he felt most optimistically about reaching those incredible heights in this industry. He introduced Limmy Monaghan as one of the two Elitists to competing against Kassidy Heart here tonight and while on that night it wasn’t to be, he still heads into this match full of confidence and self-belief over what the future holds. Nor should he ever doubt that himself.
Eve: Limmy’s rise over the last year has been one that has snuck under the radar in my honest opinion. I don’t think he gets talked enough about being one of the mainstays of the future main event scene on any brand. Yes we get drawn in by so many others and deservingly so but this season seems to be the year that we all accept just how good Limmy Monaghan truly is!
(“M3tamorphosis” – Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi takes over the arena’s PA system as a sea of bright lights bathe the stage rendering almost all of it hidden beneath the illumination. After a moment, Impact emerges gladly embracing the staunchly negative boos that follow with his emergence. He wastes little time in heading towards the ring, showing such little care for those he’s surrounded by and their reaction to him)
Gina Romano: AND INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT! FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON! WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY ONE POUNDS!! HE IS….IIIIIIIMMMMMMPPPPPPAAAAAACCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT IF THERE’S ANYONE IN THE WORLD THAT YOU SHOULDN’T LOOK TO MAKE THAT POINT AT THE EXPENSE OF, IT’S THE MAN WHO IS #9REIGNZ, WHO HAS OUTLIVED, OUTLASTED SO MANY BEFORE THAT HE STOPPED KEEPING TRACK **YEARS** AGO! LIMMY MONAGHN **COULD** HAVE A GREAT CAREER, HE COULD BY ALL MEANS BECOME A WORLD CHAMPION, BUT TRYING TO PROVE THAT AGAINST SOMEONE LIKE IMPACT IS FOOLISH!
Eve: Is it though, Gavin? At the end of the day, Limmy Monaghan has little to lose in a match like this! Neither man does! They’re both firmly cemented in their places to the point where I’d be truly surprised if either fell. Limmy Monaghan has the opportunity that could catapult him towards those goals and ambitions he’s looking to fulfill this season!
(Both Impact and Limmy settle into their respective corners as the official checks both men before proceeding to ring the bell to start the match!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: The bell tolls and we’re underway! The intense focus of both men is immense, almost making the tension palpable in the Curtis Culwell Center here in Garland Texas. For Impact, you have to assume this is just normal procedure, playing the role of the wiser, more experienced head against the rising star. He’s seen so many like Limmy Monaghan before, he’s seen so many come and go to the point where to him it’s not even worth believing the hype, believing the praise that gets placed on their shoulders. This is just another match for him that will surely have an all too familiar result.
Eve: But to play devil’s advocate, we’ve seen plenty in Limmy Monaghan’s position. When those new main event stars are born, they earn those considerable victories over the greats of our business, they establish themselves with victories that become cornerstones to what they go on to become. You could argue everyone who has ever became a World Champion had that victory, had that moment where they overcame someone who had vastly more experience and in just about every way were ‘better’, Limmy Monaghan’s rise to the top of Showdown begins here tonight at Midsummer Massacre quite frankly, regardless of outcome.
Deadprez: We know the next move that both Limmy and his associate Walter Bivens will be looking to make, with Walter earlier tonight declaring that Limmy Monaghan, regardless of victory or defeat, will challenge the Answers World Champion next.
Gavin Kirkland: But surely that flies in the face of the advice Impact gave Limmy two weeks ago? Surely that’s doing the very thing that he warned Limmy and I guess to an extent, Walter, not to do and that’s get ahead of themselves. If Limmy can’t beat Impact here tonight after making such a bold statement, Impact himself has every right to step ahead of Monaghan and face whomever the Answers World Champion is at Territorial Invasion.
Deadprez: Both men remain well and truly poised in their respective corners, keenly observing the other and waiting for them to make the first move. The experience of Impact and the desire to win by Limmy Monaghan dictating their cautious hesitations to start this match. As they slowly begin to circle the outside, it’s Limmy who inches closer and closer to the center of the ring, closer and closer to Impact himself who remains steady on his own track around the outside of the ring, acutely aware that he can’t get trapped in the corner by Monaghan–
Eve: WALTER SNAGS THE BOOT OF IMPACT! WALTER WITH JUST THE SLIGHTEST OF TOUCHES ENOUGH TO THROW IMPACT OFF HIS CONCENTRATION AS IMP TURNS, LIMMY CHARGES IN!
Deadprez: BUT IMPACT SEES IT COMING AND MANAGES TO SLIP AWAY AS LIMMY CATCHES HIMSELF BEFORE COLLIDING WITH THE TURNBUCKLE! Even a legend himself like Impact is still prone to tactics like this from the likes of Walter Bivens and that serves as a considerable reminder to remain focused on the opponent in the ring, not the distraction at ringside.
Eve: Even though it didn’t come off the way the two intended, the distraction at least kicked things into gear as Walter encourages Limmy to maintain the pressure. Both men’s intentions from just a few moments ago, that calm, poise, focused introduction into this match have been thrown out the window. And it’s Limmy who gets more aggressive! Limmy quickly trying to corner Impact but Impact doesn’t wish to be caught in Monaghan’s grasp, he manages to skirt around the outside of the ring but stops just shy of Bivens who once again leans inside the ring to try and trip the veteran up.
Gavin Kirkland: The smirk on the face of Impact making it clear that this isn’t going to be easy at all for Monaghan here tonight. And understandably so! The man is surely inevitably going to become the World Champion for a historic TENTH time sooner rather than later and let’s be honest, Limmy Monaghan is statistically speaking more likely to go his career without winning even ONE.
Eve: Tonight might just make a compelling argument that he’s only a matter of weeks away from a new Monarch being installed at the head of the Showdown brand!
Deadprez: Both men again lock up center of the ring this time, jostling for control over the other but neither willing to give up an ounce of room for the other. But it’s Impact who manages to slip into a side headlock! Cinching it in, applying the pressure to the temple of Monaghan but Limmy is quick to back himself up against the ropes and use the sliver of momentum generated bouncing off them to push Impact away!
Eve: It doesn’t take Limmy at all to break the simple wear and tear maneuver as he quickly looks to pounce on the opening, as Impact turns to swing with the lariat, Limmy drops to a knee, shooting up to his feet with the full nelson locked in and looking to connect with a Snap Dragon! But Impact breaks the full nelson near immediately, once again swinging back with the elbow but this time Limmy sees it coming! He turns, back to back with Impact and drops him down into the backslide for a pin!
Ref: OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Of course Impact rolls out of it but Limmy maintains his grip on the wrist! PULLING IMPACT IN AND DROPPING HIM WITH THE NECKBREAKER! Limmy Monaghan takes the ascendency in this match!
Deadprez: It’s a bonus to have someone like Walter Bivens patrolling the outside of the ring the way he does but Limmy Monaghan in his own right is more than capable of going toe to toe with the very best that there is not just on the Showdown brand but across all brands. There’s a good reason why he was so highly touted coming into Season 15 enough so that General Manager Hurricane Hawk would put him in such a high stakes main event against TLA. Even if that wasn’t his night, he’s shown enough to make it evidently clear that he can live up to those goals for this season and not being overawed by the magnitude of his match – if only at the very least relative to his own career – is just another sign of what could be.
Gavin Kirkland: PPPPFFFFTTTTTTTTTT!! WE’RE NOT THAT FAR INTO THIS MATCH, HE’S AGAINST IMPACT OF ALL PEOPLE AND YOU’RE SITTING THERE TALKING ABOUT NOT BEING OVERAWED? :wtf: LET’S SEE HOW HE COPES WHEN THINGS GET DOWN TO THE WIRE!
Eve: Even in that case, Limmy Monaghan would still be taking one of the greatest of all time down to the wire and that’s good enough for me! But for now Limmy is in firm control of this contest, Impact looking to get back up to his feet but Monaghan is there to cut him down swiftly with a Penalty Kick to the right arm! Cutting Impact down like that is going to make it hard to connect with the First of Fury, that KO Hook delivered with the right fist, without the power in the arm. Monaghan is zeroing on the arm of Impact once against delivering this time just a stray kick, trying to encourage or rather DARE Impact to fight back but Imp tries to remain focused first and foremost.
Deadprez: He realises the situation he’s in as he flexes that right arm, trying to improve the blood flow and hopefully make it far less of an issue at the very least in the meantime, if not for the rest of the match! But Limmy isn’t going to wait much longer, he forces Impact back to his feet and backs him against the ropes, taking control of the right wrist and looks to Irish Whip Impact across the otherside!
Eve: Imp tries to pivot and reverse the Whip but he doesn’t have the strength in the right arm to do so! Even you have to give Limmy some credit there, Gavin!
Gavin Kirkland: :cmon:
Deadprez: BUT IMPACT STUNS LIMMY WITH A HEADBUTT INSTEAD! HE MIGHT NOT HAVE COMPLETE USE OF THAT RIGHT ARM BUT HE CAN SURE AS HELL LAUNCH HIS OWN SKULL INTO THE FACE OF MONAGHAN AND SEND A SICKENING CRACKING RINGING THROUGHOUT THIS ARENA!
Eve: Bone meeting bone but only one of them can bear the brunt and that ain’t going to be any of the facial bones in the face of Limmy Monaghan! He clearly looks disoriented as he stumbles away from the headbutt but Impact manages to shake the cobwebs free from his head and begins to mount his own offense. Limmy backs himself up against the ropes and that’s where Impact meets him! Taking him by the back of the head before proceeding to plant him face first into the cover with a Running Bulldog! That absolutely wouldn’t have been ideal at all for Limmy’s face still feeling the effects of that headbutt as Imp rolls him over and into the cover, pressing the forearm across the face in the process!
Ref: OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Eve: And Limmy kicks out at the count of two!
(The camera focuses on the face of Limmy Monaghan. A clear, visible lump appears beneath the left eye from where the headbutt connected. The deep purple and black colour of the skin is painful as it looks disgusting)
Deadprez: This isn’t ideal for Limmy at the best of times but at only this point in the match, with so much time left surely, you can only expect it to get worse and worse as the match progresses. That left cheekbone will surely become more swollen and eventually make it hard to see out of that eye!
Eve: And Walter Bivens knows full well the concern that exists now! Trying to will Limmy to get back into this contest as Impact rises to his feet and taking a moment to admire the handiwork of inflicting such a visible wound on the face of his opponent! And in fact Impact goes right after it! He stomps away at the face of Limmy Monaghan and he reacts violently, flopping on the canvas due to undoubtedly immense pain…AS IMPACT TAKES HIS HEEL AND DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO THAT SWOLLEN FACE OF MONAGHAN! ARGH! EVEN I’M CRINGING AT THE VERY THOUGHT OF HAVING TO ENDURE SOMETHING LIKE THAT MYSELF!
Deadprez: AND IMPACT ISN’T GIVING LIMMY AN INCH EITHER! HE’S CONTINUING TO TWIST AND TURN THAT HEEL. IMAGINE IF THERE’S SHATTERED BONES BENEATH THE SKIN, THEY’RE BEING PUSHED IN VARIOUS DIRECTIONS, NEW FRACTURES MADE WORSE!
Gavin Kirkland: Even I’m starting to feel a tad sorry for Limmy! Not only is he going to lose here tonight, but he’s going to have to spend the next several months having to wear a mask to protect his surgically repaired face! I mean, it would be a vast improvement BUT STILL!!
Deadprez: Impact relents and it provides Limmy enough time to scramble away towards the corner, tying himself up in the ropes. That left eye has quickly become a concern for both Monaghan and Bivens who is seemingly searching the ringside area for something to help treat the swelling.
Walter Bivens: (No mic) Who has a bottle of water or somethin’ over here? There we go, Gavin you won’t be needing this.
(Walter snatches the bottle of water off the desk of the announce table and proceeds to place it up against the swollen cheekbone of Limmy Monaghan)
Gavin Kirkland: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
Gavin Kirkland: EXCUSE ME THAT’S MY BOTTLE OF WATER! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIRSTY I GET OUT HERE!
Eve: We know…
Deadprez: Impact has given Limmy long enough as he steps in– LIMMY HURLS THE BOTTLE INTO THE FACE OF IMPACT SENDING WATER FLYING FROM THE BOTTLE! IT MIGHT BE HARMLESS BUT IT CAUGHT IMP OFF GUARD AND LIMMY IMMEDIATELY CAPITALISES WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! AND DOES IT RIGHT AWAY FOR A SECOND TIME! IMPACT TRIES TO FIGHT BACK BUT HE’S BARELY ABLE TO KEEP UP WITH MONAGHAN WHO THIS TIME DUCKS BENEATH AND SUCCESSFULLY DROPS IMPACT WITH THE SNAP DRAGON!
Eve: IMPACT CRASHED DIRECTLY DOWN ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK AND DESPITE HIS BEST EFFORTS TO IMMEDIATELY SHOOT BACK TO HIS FEET YOU CAN SEE THE DISCOMFORT HE’S IN. STUMBLING SLIGHTLY AND NEEDING THE ROPES TO HOLD HIMSELF UP, HE DROPS BACK TO A KNEE AND LIMMY SWOOPS IN TO STRIKE. HE DELIVERS A SWIFT KICK TO THE FACE, FOLLOWED BY A SHOOT KICK RIGHT TO THE CHEST AND CAPS IT OFF WITH A SUPERKICK THAT ALMOST SENDS A TOOTH FLYING! THE ‘MONAGHAN COMBO’ FLOORS IMPACT AS LIMMY DRAGS HIM AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND DROPS INTO THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: IMPACT SHOOTS THE SHOULDER UP! I was starting to get a little concerned there for a second but there’s no need to be so! Limmy Monaghan won’t be able to put Impact down, the old head will continue to take whatever it is this ‘Monarch’ can throw at him.
Deadprez: That may be the case currently but the joy reflected on the face of Walter Bivens tells the story, Limmy is fighting through the adversity of the injury, his eye becoming more and more difficult to see out of with each passing second almost as if the swelling is a clock he’s racing against! And Limmy knows full well that he’s going to have to throw the very best that he has at Impact here tonight at Midsummer Massacre in order to beat the legend and cement his claim to becoming the next challenger to the Answers World Championship!
Eve: Limmy lays that right arm of Impact out across the canvas, pinning it down and drops the knee across it! Targeting the elbow joint, trying his best to make it as uncomfortable and as useless as possible and making this an even playing field with both men carrying a clear target on themselves and one that could hinder their chances in winning this match.
Deadprez: And he just doesn’t stop there with the knees, looking to step over and into the cross armbreaker! But Impact, completely aware of the situation, fires away with a right fist clocking Limmy only mere millimeters away from that cheekbone! And even that’s enough to stun Monaghan and force him to retreat even a little! Impact races back to his feet, cautiously avoiding using that arm to push himself up off the canvas–
Eve: MURDER TO EXCELLENCE! MURDER TO EXCELLENCE CONNECTS FLUSH ON THE JAW! LIMMY MONAGHAN FLOORS IMP WITH THE BICYCLE KNEE AND ONCE AGAIN DROPS INTO THE COVER, THIS TIME HOOKING BOTH LEGS DEEP!
Ref: OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!! TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE–
Gavin Kirkland: :whew: IMPACT KICKS OUT AGAIN! STILL LIMMY CAN’T PUT HIM AWAY!
Deadprez: Whatever frustrations he’s feeling right now have been clearly buried as he comes rolling away from the pin still with that look of intent, of focus dashed across his face. Staring down Impact who slowly stirs, slowly begins to make moves to get back to a vertical base. As Limmy backs his way even further, right into the corner with the finger gun pointed directly at the back of Impact’s skull! LIMMY CHARGES IN!!! HIBERNIAN DAGGER!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: IMPACT MANAGES TO DUCK AND LIMMY COMPLETELY MISSES WITH THE HANGMAN’S ELBOW STRIKE! LIMMY HASTILY RACES BACK TO HIS FEET BUT HE’S MET WITH A BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION COURTESY FROM IMPACT! IMP RAISES THE CHEST OF LIMMY AND FIRES OFF WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP! IT SENDS LIMMY REELING TOWARDS THE ROPES BUT IMPACT REACHES OUT AND PULLS LIMMY BACK IN BY THE TIGHTS!
Eve: LIMMY TRIES TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, TRYING TO TWIST THE MOMENTUM BACK AGAINST IMPACT WITH A LARIAT BUT HE CATCHES HIM IN HIS GRASP!! IMPACT LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH THE ABSOLUTION! THE MICHINOKU DRIVER II!! BUT LIMMY SLIPS OUT OVER THE SHOULDER AND PUSHES IMPACT AGAINST THE ROPES! BOTH MEN BOUNCE BACK AND LIMMY MANAGES TO ROLL HIM UP!
Ref: OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Deadprez: IMPACT ROLLS OUT OF IT RIGHT AWAY, BARELY AT THE COUNT OF ONE AND DOES SO RIGHT TO HIS FEET AS LIMMY TRIES TO RACE BACK TO HIS FEET BUT IMPACT SWEEPS BEHIND HIM AND LOCKS HIM INTO THE FULL NELSON!! THE HAIL MARY CONNECTS! ONCE AGAIN PLANTING LIMMY MONAGHAN FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS! I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF THIS IS IT, THE PAIN MUST BE INCREDIBLE AT THIS POINT AS IMPACT ROLLS MONAGHAN OVER INTO THE PIN!
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Gavin Kirkland: DAMN IT WHAT’S THAT WATER THIEF DOING UP ON THE RING APRON?!? IMPACT HAS THIS MATCH WON AND WALTER BIVENS HAS THE REFEREE DEALING WITH HIS BULLSHIT AS HE TRIES TO ENTER THE RING!! GET DOWN AND GET ME ANOTHER BOTTLE OF WATER WHILE YOU’RE AT IT!
Deadprez: AND IT’S CAUGHT THE IRE OF IMPACT AS IMP DROPS THE PIN AND IMMEDIATELY SLIDES OUT OF THE RING TO CONFRONT BIVENS WHO HAS ALREADY CAUSED HIM PLENTY OF PROBLEMS IN THIS MATCH ALREADY!
Gavin Kirkland: AND LIKE A **COWARD** HE IS BIVENS IS ALREADY BACKING DOWN! SLOWLY TRYING TO MAINTAIN SOME DECENT DISTANCE BETWEEN HIMSELF AND A LESS THAN IMPRESSED IMPACT ISN’T BACKING DOWN ANYTIME SOON, HE CLEARLY DOESN’T PLAN TO SHOW ANY REMORSE AS BIVENS CONTINUES TO COWER IN THE SHADOW OF THE GREAT IMPACT!! AND IMPACT DECKS WALTER WITH A LEFT FIST!!! :damn: WALTER DROPS TO THE RINGSIDE AREA AS IMPACT FEELS RELIEVED THAT HE’S RID HIMSELF OF AN UNNECESSARY HURDLE IN THIS MATCH! LOOK OUT!!!
Eve: THE DISTRACTION WAS ENOUGH THOUGH! WALTER TAKES THE BLOW AS LIMMY!! HE’S BACK TO HIS FEET AND CHARGES TOWARDS THE ROPES AS IMPACT IS ONLY JUST REALISING!!!
**TOPE CON HILOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!**
Eve: LIMMY COMES CRASHING DOWN ON TOP OF IMPACT AND BOTH OF THEM GO TUMBLING STRAIGHT INTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! LIMMY MONAGHAN IS DOWN! IMPACT IS DOWN! WALTER BIVENS IS DOWN! BUT THIS ENTIRE CAPACITY CROWD IS UP ON THEIR FEET CHEERING FOR THIS MATCH TO CONTINUE!
Deadprez: I think Impact might have done some further damage to that right arm trying to protect himself from Limmy coming crashing down on top of him. Clutching it closer to his body than he has at any other moment in this match as Limmy pulls himself away to check on the health of Bivens. Both Monaghan and Bivens were willing to risk it all in order to win this match and that’s painfully obvious by the grimacing on both their faces.
Gavin Kirkland: What IDIOTS! Imagine intentionally putting yourself in harm’s way! This is what I was talking about earlier Deadprez, when it comes down to the wire Limmy Monaghan is PROVING to everyone that he can’t remain composed! He’s out of his depth against a legend like Impact and that’s no more apparent than his necessity to lean on Walter Bivens!
Deadprez: The referee being lenient in not beginning the ten count as Limmy rises back to his feet first and begins to drag a less than helpful Impact back to his own…AND IMP FIRES AWAY WITH A FOREARM TO THE JAW! IT ROCKS LIMMY WHO ALMOST STUMBLES INTO THE CAMERAMAN WITH IMP SLOWLY FOLLOWING IN PURSUIT! IMPACT MANAGES TO LAND A BLOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD CAUSING LIMMY TO STUMBLE INTO THE RING STEPS BUT IT PROVIDES A DECENT BUFFER BETWEEN HIMSELF AND IMPACT AND LIMMY ACTS QUICKLY BY SHOVING THE STEPS INTO THE KNEES OF IMPACT!
Eve: LIMMY TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO ROLL BACK INTO THE RING AS A HAMPERED IMPACT TRIES HIS BEST TO FIGHT THROUGH THE KNOCKS TO THE KNEES AND GETS BACK INSIDE HIMSELF! BUT LIMMY IS THERE TO CUT HIM OFF WITH A SLIDING DROPKICK! MAKING SURE IMPACT REMAINS FIRMLY ON THE CANVAS!
Gavin Kirkland: Both men are utterly, utterly exhausted at this point and I’m going to give Limmy a LICK of credit! He’s done well to last this long! He’s fought hard and valiantly against someone of Impact’s caliber but it’s just a matter of time until Impact is once again in firm control of this match and it swings too far out of reach for Limmy to pull back. No matter how important this match may be, no matter how significant this match may be in his career, he’s up against one of the greatest of all time and beating Impact is something that I’d rather be wrong about once, than the alternative being wrong multiple times!
Eve: I never fancied you to be such a bootlicker Gavin :lupe:
Deadprez: Bootlicking or not Gavin made a fine point with Impact still being able to rise to his feet at the same speed as Monaghan! These two have thrown plenty at one another and yet it seems the veteran still has that same focus and intent he had when the bell first rung! Although to be fair, it’s very hard to judge on Limmy’s face when that cheek looks like someone shoved a balloon beneath the skin!
Eve: Both men meet in the center of the ring and it’s Limmy who delivers the first blow to the jaw of Impact! A forearm clocking his opponent and it doesn’t miss one bit! Impact responds with one of his own, trying to strike the side of the face, targeting that injury! The crowd sways with alternating responses, a slight cheer ringing out for Limmy whilst a boo echoes throughout the Curtis Culwell Center for Impact! LIMMY! IMPACT! LIMMY! IMPACT! LIMMY! IMPACT! LIMMY! IMPACT! LIMMY! IMPACT! LIMMY! IMPACT! LIMMY! IMPACT! LIMMY! IMPACT!
Deadprez: AND IT’S IMP WHO GETS THE ADVANTAGE. ONE TURNING TO TWO, TURNING TO THREE– BUT LIMMY DUCKS THE FOURTH! HE GRABS THE WRIST ON THE WAY THROUGH LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH THE RIPCORD LARIAT! NO! IMPACT DUCKS BENEATH AND FLOATS BEHIND! HE SPINS MONAGHAN AROUND AND POPS UP ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF HIS OPPONENT!! TURNING TIDES!!! THE FRANKENSTEINER DRILLS LIMMY INTO THE CANVAS AS IMPACT MAKES THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!! TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Deadprez: LIMMY STAYS ALIVE! LIMMY POWERS OUT BEFORE THE COUNT OF THREE! IMPACT SITS UP AND THE REALISATION OF THE FORTITUDE THAT MONAGHAN HAS IS STARTING TO BECOME SIGNIFICANTLY CLEARER. BUT THE VETERAN HAS BEEN HERE BEFORE, SEEN THIS KIND OF FIGHT BEFORE AND KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT IT TAKES TO AN END TO IT!
Eve: ABSOLUTELY HE DOES AND JUST TO MAKE SURE LIMMY UNDERSTANDS THIS FULL WELL, IMPACT ONCE AGAIN DRIVES HIS HEEL INTO THE CHEEKBONE, INTO THAT DISGUSTINGLY BRUISED LUMP BENEATH THE EYE OF MONAGHAN! AND LIKE BEFORE IT FORCES MONAGHAN TO REACH VIOLENTLY, NEAR WELPS RINGING OUT AS IMPACT DELIVERS A SINGLE STOMP RIGHT ON THE INJURY! IMPACT BACKS AWAY, HE MIGHT BE LOOKING TO END THIS WITH A LONE EVISCERATION!!
Gavin Kirkland: :drakelike:
Deadprez: THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER MIGHT LEGITIMATELY DESTROY THE FACE OF LIMMY MONAGHAN BEFORE OUR VERY EYES! BUT IMPACT DOESN’T CARE AT ALL, IF HE CAN MAKE IT A POINT THAT NOBODY OUTLASTS HIM THAN SO BE IT! LIMMY SLOWLY MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET, I DON’T THINK HE’S TOO AWARE OF THE DANGER THAT LURKS BEHIND HIM! AS HE TURNS AROUND, IMPACT CHARGES IN!!! EVISCERATION!!!
Eve: WAIT! LIMMY HOLDS IMPACT UP! THE STRENGTH OF MONAGHAN TO HOLD THE TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY ONE POUND FRAME OF IMPACT UP! HE MANAGES TO HOIST HIM UP IN THE AIR EVER SO SLIGHTLY AND DROPS IMPACT DOWN INTO A KNEE STRIKE! IMPACT’S SKULL COMING DOWN, THE KNEE RISING UP AND THE WHIPLASH SENDS IMPACT’S HEAD SNAPPING BACK! LIMMY CAN BARELY COMPOSE HIMSELF AS HE TRIPS BACK AGAINST THE ROPES. IMPACT FINDS HIMSELF CRAWLING AWAY FROM HIS OPPONENT…
Deadprez: BUT LIMMY ISN’T GOING TO ALLOW THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SLIP THROUGH HIS FINGERS! HE WANTS TO PROVE TO THE WORLD HERE TONIGHT THAT HE CAN, THAT HE ABSOLUTELY WILL BE ABLE TO STAND FIRMLY AGAINST THE VERY BEST THAT THIS COMPANY HAS TO OFFER, TO BECOME THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! IMPACT DOESN’T SEE IT AS LIMMY MONAGHAN RACES IN AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER MURDER TO EXCELLENCE!!! ANOTHER RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!
Eve: LIMMY CAN’T CAPITALISE! LIMMY BARELY HAS THE STRENGTH TO MAINTAIN A VERTICAL BASE, STUMBLING DOWN TO A KNEE FOR A BRIEF MOMENT BUT HIS EYES ARE STILL HONED IN ON IMPACT WHO BARELY STIRS HIMSELF! LIMMY DRAGS IMP BACK TO HIS FEET, AND PULLS HIM IN. THE EXHAUSTION IS LAYERED THICK ACROSS HIS FACE BUT A SMIRK, A CONFIDENT GRIN DASHES HIS FACE AS HE FEELS VICTORY IS WITHIN HIS REACH! MONAGHAN LIFTS IMPACT UP!! SHINIGAMI!!!!! THE LIFTING SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT!!!
Gavin Kirklandl NO!! IMPACT REVERSES IT! IMPACT DROPS TO THE CANVAS AND PULLS MONAGHAN DOWN! IMP TRIES TO SHOOT BACK TO HIS FEET AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE BUT CAN ONLY JUST MUSTER ENOUGH STRENGTH TO GET BACK UP A TOUCH QUICKER THAN MONAGHAN, STILL MAINTAINING THAT WRIST AS HE PULLS LIMMY IN!! FIST OF FURY?!? THE RIGHT-HANDED KO HOOK CONNECTS!! DESPITE THE BATTERING THE ARM HAS TAKEN, IMPACT THROWS EVERYTHING BEHIND IT! IT MIGHT HAVE JUST BEEN ALL THAT HE HAD LEFT AS IMPACT COLLAPSES ON TOP OF LIMMY WHO CRUMBLES TO THE CANVAS!!!
Ref: OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!! TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“M3tamorphosis” – Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi plays as Impact rolls off Limmy victorious. He takes a moment to lay on the canvas, taking in deep breaths and making the most of the brief pause in his victory. Eventually he rises to his feet and proceeds to have his hand raised by the referee)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….IIIIIIIMMMMMMPPPPPPAAAAAACCCCCCCTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: I think it’s safe to say that this was one match that lived up to the expectations we had. Impact bounces back successfully from his defeat at Pain For Pride by overcoming a valiant and defiant Limmy Monaghan who showed no signs that he was out of his depth in making such a challenge to begin with. It does beg the question what comes next for Limmy Monaghan? The intentions of him and Walter are to gun for the Answers World Champion, whomever it may be emerging from our main event here tonight victorious but this has to be a massive setback for the duo?!?
Eve: I don’t think Limmy and Walt need to worry much at all to be honest! He went up against one of the all time greats tonight and while he didn’t get the win, everyone is still well aware of how he’s viewed by many running the Showdown brand. It might take an additional hurdle or two to get there, but I’m sure Limmy will get the desired outcome!
Gavin Kirkland: Aight, I think I can admit it a little that MAYBE Limmy Monaghan can someday go on to become a World Champion BUT right now he remains in a whole other league beneath Impact. Stop talking about the LOSER of this match and start paying the victor some damn respect!
Deadprez: There’s little to say about this all things considered. Impact once again reminding the world that he stands firmly above everyone else on the Showdown brand and just about EAW as a whole. Nobody will outlive him, nobody will outlast him, everyone will fade away before Impact does and that includes Limmy Monaghan.
(The final shot is of Impact leaning against the ropes, exhausted from his match still, but smirking over the victory he had earned as the camera fades to black)
(The camera fades into shot, as it displays the outside view of a huge palace. It begins to pan forward, before the letters “EAW 2K22” shows up on screen. They fade out of view, before the camera transitions inside, where it displays a panning screen of the interior of the palace; inside of a ballroom. Fitting lighting would be displayed, as Elitists all eat dinner, to celebrate what the banners show as EAW’s 15th Anniversary. As the camera pans across a banner, it reads out “Hosted by”… blank. It has no name, other than the host being a special person. The camera pans over to a table, as we see Lethal Consequences, Impact, and The Visual Prophet all sat together.)
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
The Visual Prophet: So when’s this party gonna kick off? :mjlit:
Impact: Perhaps when this “anniversary” shit stops being a thing.
(As the three begin to discuss, probably about bitcoin or which music artist is superior, the camera then fades over to another table, showing Jake Smith, Adam Lucas, and Xander Payne.)
Jake Smith: Good dawg, Joshy. You’re eating more than that fat fuck is.
Xander Payne: :russwtf: I have a great physique, thank you very much.
Adam Lucas: :lupe: Is that dog supposed to be on the table anyway?
(Jake Smith shrugs, as he continues to feed his dog Josh even more food; he isn’t enjoying it. The camera then fades to another table, as we see Cameron Ella Ava, Limmy Monaghan and Strawberry Steve all sat together.)
Cameron Ella Ava: :francis: Can’t believe Jamie nor Hathaway were invited. What’s with a grudge?
Strawberry Steve: **lazy thumbs down** grudges are bad
Limmy Monaghan: I hold a grudge with whoever cooked this damn food.
(Limmy peers over at Jake, who completely ghosts him.)
Strawberry Steve: **lazy thumbs up**
(The camera then fades over to a new table, as we see Ms. Extreme, eating her food with overly large knives and no forks, Donovan Duke, Dr. Bethany Blue, and TLA.)
Donovan Duke: :roman: How are you enjoying that? The boot-stuffer made it.
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Dr. Bethany Blue: I’m just worried about the Coronavirus cases here. :yikes:
TLA: Nah chica, the only Corona we got over here is la cerveza, you feel me? :mjlit:
(TLA drinks some corona beer, before the camera pans over to the final table; New Eden sat next to each other, and they appear to be the most unimpressed out of them all.)
Myles: :snoop: This entire place is a fucking trash heap.
Minerva: :snoop: This dinner is bad comedy.
Drake King: :snoop: EAW needs to chill it with the terrible financial decisions.
(As the Elitists begin to talk among themselves, about personal struggles everyone at home laughs at them for, the clinging of a glass is heard, as all conversation begins to die down. Entering the room stands a man in a royal-themed outfit, trying to gather the entire room’s attention.)
French Ballroom Announcer: Ahem… BONJOUR!! Ladies and Gentlemen, not only are we here to celebrate the 15th Anniversary of Elite Answers Wrestling, but we are here to celebrate something even more meaningful. We gather here today to celebrate…. The legendary championship reign of-
Xander Payne: Of the Paynekiller, right?
(The entire room darts their eyes over at Xander…)
Ms. Extreme: As a matter of fact, I think he’s talking about me.
(They then turn their head to Ms. Extreme, as the sound of a chair scraping across the floor is heard, along with loud barking.)
Jake Smith: No, of MINE, obviously.
(Everyone facepalms.)
Limmy Monaghan: You’ve never won a World Championship; you’re not a torch-bearer.
Jake Smith: You’re just blind to the 1 and only K1NG’s greatness. :mjpls:
(As the group begins to argue, the sound of doors opening is heard, shutting everyone up almost instantly. They turn their heads, as Andre Walker pulls up, along with Albert Hitchman and Hasbulla by his side. He brushes his hand through his hair, before sighing.)
Andre Walker: You’re all hallucinatory.
Albert Hitchman: Ladies and Gentleman, I believe he’s talking about the FUTURE world champion, Andre Walker. My client-
(But before Albert even gets a chance to finish his sentence, a Gin and Tonic is sent flying straight into his head, as it appears Cameron Ella Ava had thrown it across the room. It spills all over his personally-fitted suit, before suddenly…)
Strawberry Steve: FOOD FIGHT, BAY BEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(With those few words, food would be flung across the room at high speeds! )
(Limmy Monaghan, Donovan Duke and Jake Smith are all seen throwing Jake’s home-cooked lasagna at each other, Josh clearly enjoying the poor-tasting food being wasted. Limmy and Donovan appear to look at each other for a second, before repeatedly nailing Jake in the chest with lasagna, until they are eventually beating a downed man.)
(Xander Payne is seen grabbing the entire platter of turkey that has yet to be touched, and brings it with him underneath the table along with his championship. )
( Limmy Monaghan picks up another piece of lasagna and throws it at Donov- )
( Donovan ducks it and the French ballroom announcer gets the lasagna thrown at him )
French Ballroom Announcer: Ceci est absurde!! :angry:
(Camille, Cameron, and TLA look at each other and shrug, before fighting for the hell of it, and New Eden simply gets up to leave.)
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???: Where are you off to, Drakey?
(Drake King turns around….)
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Drake King: :skip:
(The Visual Prophet tries to throw his Sweet & Spicy Baked Potato dish at him, but New Eden pulls him away and escapes from the scene. However, as The Visual Prophet chases them, he knocks over Jake’s infamous microwaved pizza onto the floor. The camera cuts to Andre Walker shaking his head, as he tries to leave, allowing Albert to stay behind and get pummeled with a vast variety of food. They keep walking, before Hasbulla bumps into something…)
Strawberry Steve: Hootie hoo.
(Hasbulla and Steve stare down, moreso, Hasbulla looking up at Steve, before Hasbulla goes to kick Steve in the leg! Steve no-sells it, however, and kicks back. They continue to do this, before the camera pans elsewhere. Impact and Lethal Consequences are seen in the same spots as they were before, watching all of this unfold, before they go back to talking, as we see items of food and drink fly above their heads. Multiple close calls, but nothing hits.)
(The camera pans to Dr. Bethany Blue along with Adam Lucas, as the two friends appear to be fighting it out with coleslaw and hummus, flinging it at each other, before Bethany takes it a step too far as she almost locks in the “Say Ahhh” with food in her hand, however they break it up, and laugh it off.)
(The camera then cuts to Albert Hitchman trembling on the floor as food begins to fly towards his head and body over and over again. TLA is seen spotting a Taco Bell Taco, as he picks it up.)
TLA: This shit asqueroso, fr fr.
(TLA then throws the Taco across the room, only for it to hit Albert straight in the head, cracking all over his face. Poor dude.)
(Camille and Cameron are seen charging at each other, both holding what appears to be spaghetti in their hands, before they look at one another and shrug. They turn around and begin to fling it at other people, before the camera pans out.)
(We see a wide shot of the entire room, as food flies everywhere, absolute chaos, before the camera zooms out through the window, as it continues to pan back, before reaching a balcony. It turns around, only to reveal none other than King Kass shaking her head, sitting atop her throne.)
Kassidy Heart: :snoop: Can’t these people not be civil for once? We’re here to celebrate me.
Kassidy Heart: Pathetic.
(Kassidy sighs, as she looks to her right, grabbing the Answers World Championship, and placing it on her lap. The camera zooms out, whilst still focusing on Kassidy Heart. We see fireworks going off in the background, truly celebrating the reign of Kassidy Heart, what the entire thing was designed to be in the first place. With the 15th Anniversary Ballroom Dinner ruined by a food fight, the camera glitches to darkness, before the screen shows the EAW 2K22 game cover…)
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( We return from commercial break with Gina Romano in the ring. )
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Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.. THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS FOR THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP.. INTRODUCING FIRST!! THE CHALLENGER!
( “Ambitionz Az A Ridah ” by Tupac echoes throughout the Curtis Culwell Center as the crowd responds to the legendary rap track with a gigantus reaction. Nearly everyone in the arena gets on their feet and screams in support whereas TLA nonchalantly approaches the stage to embrace the positivity of the crowd. He looks down at his taped up knee and only smiles at it. He points towards the crowd, showcasing the confidence in himself before he briskly makes his way down the aisle. )
Gina Romano: From Tlaxcala, Mexico, weighing in at 210 pounds… HE IS LA PANTERA SEXUAL… T! L! A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: TLA earned his opportunity to challenge for the EAW Answers World Championship by knocking off Limmy Monaghan in an intense number one contendership match. He has an opportunity to rectify what would have been King TLA in the finals of the 2021 King Of Elite tournament, while also further elevating his hall of fame career with a second world championship—with his first championship reign overcoming Impact at House Of Glass 2019 and dropping it to Drake King at King Of Elite 2020. TLA has been itching, scratching, and clawing to get his hands on the world championship for the second time in his career, and we may see a new era ushered in by La Pantera Sexual here tonight.
Eve: TLA is most definitely a fan-favourite heading into this main event match, but note that he has performed into this match less than a hundred percent, while Kassidy Heart is going in one-hundred percent. TLA tweaked his left foot in his number one contendership match against Limmy Monaghan, to where he would attempt an awe-inspiring Tope Con Hilo over onto ringside. However, Limmy Monaghan moved away in the nick of time and TLA had no force but to stick the landing and his left leg was damaged as a result of that. We all thought that TLA would have been able to brush off that tweaking of the leg for the following two weeks, but he would be unfortunately at the receiving end of a brutal assault at the beginning of the go-home show. A brutal assault at his own Poon Palace, where the perpetrator has stayed anonymous and the individual did tremendous damage to his left leg.
( TLA jumps off the turnbuckle and patiently waits for his opponent. His theme song goes silent and the Curtis Curtwell Arena is filled to the brim with boos. )
( “Monster” by Kanye West blasts through the speakers and it is overpowered with discontent from the audience. Kassidy Heart jerks the curtain and slowly makes her way out to the stage. She holds the EAW Answers World Championship around her shoulder, raising it in the air and soaking in the boos of the crowd. She smirks at TLA from the ramp and walks down. )
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Sydney Australia, weighing in at 138.5 pounds… SHE IS THE REIGNING EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION. KASSSIDYYYYYYYY HEARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: GAWD… Did any of you put deodorant on? The arena is suddenly beginning to smell like a fish market.
Deadprez: It has been one-hundred and twenty-six days since the beginning of Kassidy Heart’s championship reign. Since then, she has rampaged through the Saturday Night Showdown with dominance. She knocked over the likes of Jack Ripley, Consuela Rose Ava, and recently Jamie O’Hara at Pain For Pride, and now she is scheduled to go toe-to-toe with one of the many competitors who was drafted over to her brand—TLA. You know that Kassidy Heart is one of the most cerebral competitors in this game. When she exposes one of your weaknesses and knows everything about it, you know damn well that Kassidy Heart is going to exploit it. That taped up left knee of TLA is most certainly going to be exploited in this match and I pray to the heavens above that TLA is well prepared for the battle ahead.
Eve: Kassidy Heart went through the thick of it at Pain For Pride, and she continues to pave a road of utter domination to this day. Some say that we are revisiting drama from the past King Of Elite tournament, but Kassidy Heart sees this only as an opportunity that no one in Elite Answers Wrestling is on her level. TLA was close to shattering that belief at King Of Elite, and he has an opportunity to rectify that mistake tonight, but Kassidy Heart has no intentions whatsoever to be stripped of that world championship gold anytime soon. Therefore, TLA will have a humongously hard time trying to pry that championship off her waist, and considering the lengths that the 2021 King Of Elite took against Jamie O’Hara, TLA has more than his hands full tonight.
( DING DING DING! )
Deadprez: It has been 171 days since their King Of Elite encounter—approximately four months since TLA was used as a stepping stone to the legendary rise of King Kass, and you damn know that the former EAW National Elite Champion has been anticipating their rematch since. He knows that rectifying the King Of Elite result would lift an enormous burden off his shoulders, but beginning his second world championship reign in the process would make it even more bitter sweet as well. That is what this match is all about, ladies and gentlemen. We revisit a historic King Of Elite finals and have an opportunity to see a new world champion crowned. The EAW Answers World Championship is up for grabs, and both of these individuals know exactly what that championship means to them. You can sense the big match feel to this main event match. The crowd is ready to see these two show the world why Showdown is at the forefront of premiere wrestling.
Eve: It would be an understatement to say that Kassidy Heart has been exceptional in her role as the face of Saturday nights. Rummaging through the likes of Consuela Rose Ava, Jack Ripley, and Jamie O’Hara in dominant fashion is just a sliver of how successful her reign has been, and knocking off TLA for the second time this year would bolster its importance on another level. Kassidy Heart automatically knew that this match would be to her favour, and with the state that his left leg is far from one-hundred percent condition, it definitely seems like that. However, TLA has been known to rise above adversity and prevail against what many people deemed insurmountable odds. Even with the aforementioned left ACL of TLA—which was tweaked in his number one contendership match and would later be a target of Kassidy Heats’ cerebral antics and an anonymous attacker the following week—TLA is walking into this match thinking that the huge disadvantage will do absolutely nothing to his chances here tonight. He is that confident and with that level of confidence, it has won him several championships so I don’t think many are doubting the faith he has in himself. But, do not get away from the fact that Kassidy Heart is a well-versed submission technician. She is an expert in manipulating those limbs in unattended ways and TLA has to, NEEDS AND MUST take that into consideration with every attack that leaves his legs open to be attacked.
Gavin Kirkland: Kassidy Fart and TLA have yet to set this main event in motion, remaining stationary in their designated corners before eventually moving their feet. All they do is cautiously gaze into each other’s eyes while they walk the perimeters of that canvas. Kassidy Heart scowls at the discontent shown to her crowd, while it is on the contrary for TLA—he is getting cheered as if he is a living and breathing personification of Jesus Christ himself. You love to see the audience back in their full-fledged state whereas Kassidy Heart and TLA continue to have this match stay in a stagnant status, merely looking at each other instead of engaging. TLA’s posture is obvious that he came into this match disposed of her underhanded tactics, but there is no sign of Kassidy Heart looking to land the first offensive action of this match thus far.
Eve: For the amount of damage done to this left kneecap, TLA overall appears to look more
geared up and equipped for this match of the year potential. We will see if that will be instrumental in how he will approach the world champion. Maybe, with the condition that he is currently in, that explains why Kassidy Heart has no intentions to quickly get this match underway. She has already expressed her thoughts and feelings about her challenger in the past two weeks, and with her unorthodox approach compared to ones in the past against Consuela and Ripley, Kassidy could be potentially underestimating her opponents’ abilities. Could it be?
( Kassidy Heart and TLA finally meet within an inch radius of each other and look each other straight in the eyes. The crowd is encouraging them to start up a hot-headed brawl, but Kassidy Heart only responds to TLA’s bravery with a smirk. Kassidy Heart tilts her head to the side, points her left index finger to her right cheek, and signals for TLA to take the first shot. This is met with an unbelievable amount of boos. )
Gavin Kirkland: Kassidy Heart might as well be underestimating her challenger at the start of this match! He is willingly giving away the first hit of this match to TLA by standing right in front of him asking him to take his best shot! However, TLA responds to her bold request by backing off into the ropes and smirking. The crowd does not find this hilarious at all, but Kassidy Heart finds this more entertaining than anything! This is a quirky side to the reigning EAW Answers World Champion and TLA doesn’t look as surprised as us to see the cockiness within our world champion.
Kassidy Heart: (off-mic) COME ON! I am giving you a free one! Give me your best sho-
**POW!!!**
Deadprez: TLA LAUNCHES FORWARD AND SENDS HEART STUMBLING ACROSS THE RING WITH A GIGANTUS PIMP SLAP RIGHT TO THE LEFT CHEEK! AM I THE ONLY ONE AT THIS TABLE WHO MIGHT HAVE SEEN A COUPLE OF TEETH FLYING OUT OF HER MOUTH? The slap itself wasn’t enough to even bring her down onto one knee, but it took her a couple steps back to the other side of the ring. You can tell that she was somewhat offended by the fact he chose a slap for the first hit of this match as her nose subtly twitches, but she remains calm and composed. Kassidy Heart clutches her jaw, spitting at her feet, and looks back up at TLA with the same look on her face from before! Kassidy Heart bravely walks towards TLA with her hands down as he tells him to bring his next shot forward! Another smirk creeps up on the face of Kassidy Heart.
Kassidy Heart: (off-mic) WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? EMOGEN COULD SLAP SOMEONE HARDER THAN YOU! :mjlol2:
Gavin Kirkland: TLA GETS INTO POSITION AND CLENCHES HIS RIGHT FIST!! KASSIDY HEART PUCKERS UP AS TLA IS LOOKING TO TAKE THIS SECOND LANDING SERIOUSLY WITH A SOUTHPAW SWING!!! TLA GOES FOR THE SECOND HIT OF THIS MATCH WITH A PUN-
( Kassidy Heart psyches TLA and counters the punch by grabbing his arm. )
( However, TLA saw her counter approaching from a mile away and adjusts himself mid-swing. )
Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART TRIED TO TRICK TLA, BUT TLA TRANSITIONED OUT OF NOWHERE FROM SWINGING FOR A PUNCH INTO JUMPING DOWN AND USING THE POWER OF BOTH OF HIS LEGS TO SWEEP THE FOUNDATION OUT FROM BENEATH THE WORLD CHAMPION’S FEET!! KASSIDY HEART SWORE THAT WOULD HAVE WORKED IN HER FAVOUR, BUT TLA WAS ONE STEP AHEAD!! THE CHAMPION IS FLATTENED FACE-FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS AS THE CHALLENGER NONCHALANTLY RISES TO HIS FEET AND PATIENTLY WAITS FOR THE CHAMPION IN QUESTION TO GET UP TO HER FEET! TLA CROUCHES TO GET DOWN ONTO HER LEVEL AS KASSIDY HEART PUSHES OFF THE GROUND AND GETS UP TO HER FEET!
( Kassidy Heart appears to be livid as she did not expect to be countered in that manner. )
( TLA starts to mimic the world champion, pointing at his face and mockingly asking for Kassidy Heart to punch him in the face. Kassidy Heart’s nose twitches as she looks at him with anger before charging into him like a mack truck. )
Eve: IT HAS BEGUN!! The pandemonium that you were so desperate to see before your very eyes, Gavin, has begun! Kassidy Heart has definitely not taken a liking to TLA’s response as she has taken it personally! Both of them launched into each other’s direction without even thinking and now it has led to a hockey night brawl sesh in the corner of the ring. Kassidy Heart was able to overpower him, boxing him up in the turnbuckles with left and right hands to the challenger. The challenger throws his hands up to lessen the full force of the strikes, and this has the champion resort to using roundhouse kicks to strike the unprotected torso! She is able to land two before TLA gets an upperhand by shoving her backwards into the center of the squared circle! KASSIDY HEAT ROLLS UP TO HER FEET WHILE TLA QUICKLY APPROACHES HER WITH INTENT TO CLOTHESLINE HER HEAD OFF HER SHOULDERS!
Deadprez: DENIED!! KASSIDY HEART GETS HER LEFT FOOT UP AND KICKED HIS RIGHT ARM AWAY!! THIS TURNS TLA AROUND INTO THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION AS KASSIDY WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND HIS WAIST AND GETS HIM UP INTO THE ROPES!! TLA clings onto dear life onto the top rope whereas Kassidy Heart used the momentum to relinquish the waist lock and roll backwards into her feet!! TLA rebounds off the ropes and charges into the world champion! THE CHAMPION RUNS PAST HIM AND COMES OFF THE ROPES!! I THINK SHE IS GOING FOR A HURRICANRANA, HOWEVER, TLA WITH HIS LIGHTNING QUICKNESS AS HE RAN PAST HER AND COMES OFF THE ROPES!! TLA LEAPS FORWARD AND MOVES FLUENTLY IN MOTION FOR A TILT-A-WHIRL OF SORTS!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART IS ABLE TO BLOCK THE TILT-A-WHIRL DDT ATTEMPT!! She carries him on her shoulders and flips him forward! MICHINOKU DRIVER—NOPE!! TLA FLIPS FORWARD AWAY FROM HER CLUTCHES AND ONTO HER FEET!! BUT, WAIT!! HIS LEFT KNEE BUCKLES!! TLA LETS OUT A SMALL SCREAM OF PAIN AS HE IS DOWN ON BOTH KNEES!! His left knee buckled already and this acl injury is immediately in play!
( The referee immediately asks for doctors as TLA grabs his left knee in pain. Kassidy Heart appears to be unimpressed and finds this act entertaining. )
( Kassidy Heart pushes the referee away and grabs TLA. )
Deadprez: TLA FAKED IT AS HE GETS THE WORLD CHAMPION CAUGHT UP IN A SMALL PACKAGE COVER!! OH MY GOD!! NO WAY!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Eve: THAT WAS ALMOST IT!! TLA ALMOST SECURED HIS SECOND EVER WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN WITH A SURPRISE SMALL PACKAGE, BUT HIS ANTICS AREN’T ENOUGH!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS GET UP TO HER FEET AS TLA MOCKS THE CHAMPION EVEN MORE WHILE IT SEEMS HIS LEFT KNEE HAS NOT SUSTAINED MORE DAMAGE!! KASSIDY HEART IS STARTING TO GET MORE PISSED AS IT MAY BE A SMART OR DANGEROUS DECISION TO CONTINUE TO PRESS THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! KASSIDY HEART AND TLA CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER ONCE MORE!!
Deadprez: TLA IS TOO FAST AS HE RUNS PAST THE WORLD CHAMPION AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! AND HE TURNS THE CHAMPION INSIDE OUT WITH A PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK TO THE MUSHER!! THE CHALLENGER IS OUTSMARTED KASSIDY HEART AT EVERY TWIST AND TURN AS KASSIDY HEART IS DOWN ON THE CANVAS FOR MORE THAN TEN SECONDS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH!! TLA KIPS-UP ONTO HIS FEET AS HE GETS INTO POSITION AND LOOKS TO LAND SOME SIGNATURE MANEUVER!
Gavin Kirkland: TLA LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND BACKFLIPS!! AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE OVERHEAD KICK THAT HE LABELS AS THE “CARTEL KIC-
( As TLA flips over for the Cartel Kick, Kassidy Heart shoots up off the ground and grabs his left leg in mid-air. )
Eve: AND KASSIDY HEART CATCHES THE CARTEL KICK AND TLA COMES CRASHING DOWN RIGHT INTO THE CLUTCHES OF A KNEEBAR!! KASSIDY HEART HAS THE KNEEBAR APPLIED ON THE LEFT LEG AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT TLA WAS TRYING TO AVOID!! TLA TRIED HIS UTMOST BEST TO AVOID OFFENSE TARGETED TO HIS KNEES ALREADY IN THIS MATCH, BUT THAT ONE SCREW-UP WAS ENOUGH FOR KASSIDY TO PENETRATE HIS DEFENCE AND HE MAY REACH HIS PAIN THRESHOLD IF HE DOESN’T GET OUT OF THIS SITUATION!! KASSIDY HEART HAS THE KNEEBAR CINCHED IN DEEP, BUT TLA SCRATCHES AND CLAWS HIS WAY!! AND HE GETS HIS FULL ARM OVER THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Deadprez: The left leg is starting to be detrimental to his performance as Kassidy Heart quickly grabs his leg through the ropes upon relinquishing the kneebar! KASSIDY GRABS HIS LEFT LEG AND TWISTS IT ON THE SECOND ROPE!! A DRAGON TWIST THROUGH THE ROPES AS TLA STUMBLES ONTO BOTH KNEES ON THE APRON!! KASSIDY HEART WITH DANGEROUS INTENTION ON HER MINDS AS SHE SLIDES THROUGH THE ROPES AND CIRCLES AROUND RINGSIDE!! TLA IS OBLIVIOUS OF HIS SURROUNDINGS AS KASSIDY COMES CHARGING IN!! AND SHE JUMPS AND SWINGS FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE LEFT KNEECAPS THE APR-
Gavin Kirkland: TLA MANAGES TO JUMP OVER HER SHOULDERS AND LAND ON HIS FEET! TLA HOPS ON ONE KNEE AS KASSIDY IS CONFUSED ONCE SHE TURNS AROUND!! AND TLA JUMPS ONTO HER WITH BOTH KNEES! AND HE BRINGS HER DOWN!! AND SHE LAUNCHES KASSIDY FORWARD ONTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH A FABULOUS MONKEY FLIP!! A MOVE OF DESPERATION PERPETRATED BY THE CHALLENGER HERE AS IT HAS THE CHAMPION TANGLED UP IN THE ANNOUNCE CHAIRS SOUTH OF THE BORDER! TLA HITS HIS LEFT KNEE TO GET ADRENALINE AS SHE KEEPS MOVING FORWARD IN THIS ALREADY INTENSE MAIN EVENT! TLA uses the apron sheets to emerge to his feet while Kassidy Heart is starting to make her way up using one of our chairs.
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( While Kassidy Heart is preoccupied with recalibrating her game plan behind the announce table, TLA stands in front of the table and spreads both of his arms. He is showered with cheers. )
TLA: :blessed: !!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOO!!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART GRABS THE ANNOUNCE TABLE COVER AND PUSHES IT RIGHT INTO HIS LEFT KNEECAP!! THIS IS QUITE SIMILAR TO HOW THE CHAMPION SHOVED THE TABLE INTO HIS KNEE AT THEIR CONTRACT SIGNING AS THIS EFFECTIVELY BRINGS THE CHALLENGER DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE IN FRONT OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEE!!
Deadprez: Kassidy Heart is back on top here as she stands on the announce table and starts posing! She starts pointing at herself and mocks the crowd in attendance! King Kass has every right to be proud of what she has accomplished as world champion but it is too premature to claim victory this early into this match.
Referee: FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: TLA LEAPS ONTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE, GRABS HER BY THE SIDE AND GOES FOR A SPANISH FLY ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!! KASSIDY HEART BRINGS HER LEG OVER HIS AND SNAPS HIS LEFT LEG IN HALF WITH A HOOK HICK!! TLA IS DOWN ONTO BOTH KNEES AS KASSIDY NOW GRABS HIM!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT IN THE ALMIGHTY IS THE WORLD CHAMPION THINKING HERE!??!
Referee: FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART PULLS TLA INTO HER LEGS AND HOISTS HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION ON TOP OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!! SHE LEAPS OFF THE TABLE WITH HIM!! AND SHE CHUCKS TLA ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON WITH A RELEASE POWERBOMB!!
Referee: SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: THAT HAS TO BE IT!! TLA GETS HIS NECK BLOWN OUT ON THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WITH A NEW VARIATION OF THE HELLOFRESH SNAP POWERBOMB!! TLA’S SITUATION JUST WORSENED AS NOT ONLY DOES HE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT PROTECTING HIS LEFT KNEE, HE ALSO HAS TO DEAL WITH NECK PROBLEMS IN RESULT OF THAT HELLOFRESH DELIVERY POWERBOMB SPECIAL!!
Referee: SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: TLA is slumped up against the steel steps as Kassidy Heart slides in and out of the ring to stop the referee from counting them out! Kassidy Heart changed the complexion of this match just like that with her signature powerbomb as she looked under the squared circle. TLA has not even moved at the slightest as of yet while Kassidy Heart is rummaging through whatever is to her disposal beyond those apron sheets. Remember that this match isn’t under no disqualification so I don’t know what the EAW Answers World Champion has on her mind right now.
( Kassidy Heart pulls out a cattle prod. )
Gavin Kirkland: IS KASSIDY TRYING TO GET HERSELF DISQUALIFIED!! WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE? THIS IS NOT KING LIKE OF THE CHAMPION!! DON’T END IT LIKE THIS!
( She looks down at the cattle prod with a smile on her face, but she slides it to the referee’s feet. )
Referee: :comeagain:
( The referee picks up the cattle prod with sheer confusion on his face as he **turns his back** and disposes of it at the other side of the ring. )
Deadprez: Kassidy Heart weirdly passes off her signature weapon to the official overseeing this match as she walks over to one of our announce table chairs here at ringside! WHAT IS SHE THINKING HERE? THE REFEREE HAS HER EYES ON BOTH INDIVIDUALS AS KASSIDY PICKS UP THE OFFICE CHAIR AND HOISTS IT UP INTO THE AIR-
Eve: AND SHE CHUCKS THE OFFICE CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF TLA!! OH MY WONDERS!!! TLA JUST GOT OBLITERATED WITH THE BACK OF THE OFFICE CHAIR AS IT WENT RIGHT INTO HIS FACE!! KASSIDY HEART PULLS THE CHAIR UP AND SITS ON IT AS THE REFEREE LOOKS IT AND SUSPECTS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!! THE CROWD IS JUST SHOWERING HER UNDERHANDED TACTICS WITH MORE BOOS THAN BEFORE AS KASSIDY HEART JUST LAUGHS AT THE CHALLENGER FROM THE CHAIR!!
Deadprez: Kassidy Heart is looking like a psychopath right now as she maniacally sits on her chair and looks down onto the recovering challenger. TLA has no idea where he is right now as he reaches for something to grab on. TLA grabs onto the chair—but Kassidy blocks his hand before she pulls him up to his feet and CHUCKS THE CHALLENGER FACE-FIRST INTO THE LED BOARD!! TLA SMASHES HIS SKULL AGAINST THE LED BOARD ON THE APRON AS KASSIDY IMMEDIATELY INSERTS HIM BACK INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE AND GETS INTO STANCE IN THE CORNER!! WE MIGHT SEE THE CLOSING MOMENTS OF THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
Eve: Kassidy Heart is crouched up in the corner as TLA sluggishly emerges to her feet. This could be the ending of this amazing main event match as KASSIDY CHARGES FROM OUT OF HER CORNER!! AND SHE IS LOOKING TO PAY HOMAGE TO THE CURRENT CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD! AND LEAPS TO SPLIT THE CHALLENGER IN HALF WITH THE NOTORIOUS SPEA-
Deadprez: TLA LEAPS IN MID-AIR, HOOKS BOTH OF HER ARMS AND FLIPS HER OVER WITH A CRUCIFIX DRIVER! WHAT A COUNTER TO THE SPEAR AS TLA PINS BOTH SHOULDERS DOWN FROM THE CRUCIFIX!! KASSIDY IS ALL FOLDED UP—COUNT IT, REF!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
T-
Gavin Kirkland: KICK-OUT!! KASSIDY HEART ESCAPES OUT OF THE PREDICAMENT AS BOTH INDIVIDUALS EMERGE TO THEIR FEET!! TLA is somehow able to emerge to his feet first as he charges into Kassidy! TLA SPINS AROUND AND NAILS A DISCUS YAKUZA KICK STRAIGHT TO THE JAW!! TLA PRECISELY HITS ON THE BUTTON AS KASSIDY REELS FORWARD AND RESPONDS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!! TLA IS STAGGERED FOR THE MOMENT— KASSIDY NOW CROUCHES IN THE CORNER!! AND SHE GOES FOR A SPEAR!! IS IT POSSIBLE THAT IT IS SECOND TIME THE CHARM FOR THE CHAMPION??
Deadprez: THE SPEAR IS COUNTERED WITH A KNEE STRIKE—NO!! KASSIDY GRABS HIS KNEE, TAKES HIM DOWN AND GOES FOR THE FIGURE-EIGHT LOCK!! BUT TLA USES HIS HEALTHY FOOT TO THRUST KING KASS FROM BEHIND AND SEND HER FALLING THROUGH THE ROPES!! KASSIDY PULLS HERSELF ONTO THE APRON WHILE TLA QUICKLY CHARGES INTO HER!! KASSIDY PULLS THROUGH AND NAILS HIM IN THE MUSHER WITH AN ACCURATE ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI!! TLA IS STUNNED AS KASSIDY SLINGSHOTS OVER THE ROPES AND SLIDES OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND ONTO HER FEET!!
Eve: Kassidy Heart runs the ropes! TLA runs past her and leaps onto the second rope! KASSIDY INTERCEPTS BY JOINING HIM ON THE SECOND ROPE!! TLA CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS KASSIDY GRABS HIM BY THE SIDE!! OH MY GOD!! AND SHE FLIPS OFF THE SECOND ROPE WITH A SECOND-ROPE BRIGHTON FLY!! KASSIDY HEART BEING THE INNOVATIVE RING GENERAL THAT SHE IS AS SHE JUST ORCHESTRATED A SPANISH FLY OFF THE SECOND ROPE!! KASSIDY ISN’T CONTENT WITH THE MOVE NOW AS SHE HOOKS BOTH ARMS—AND SPIKES THE CHALLENGER DOWN WITH A BRIDGING DRAGON SUPLEX!! BOTH SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
TH-
Gavin Kirkland: TLA POPS HIS SHOULDER UP AT TWO!! Kassidy Heart is growing more livid every second TLA remains above water in this dangerous main event! Kassidy has been methodically breaking down the former world champion throughout this match and it is only time that TLA completely crumbles apart. Kassidy yanks on TLA’s hair like how I pull on my dick upon morningwood and pull him up to his feet. He turns him around and lifts her hand up! AND LANDS THE FOREARM SMASH ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY NOW GOES FOR THE STRAIGHT JACKET GERMAN SUPLEX—BUT TLA SLAPS HER ARMS AWAY AND RELEASES HIMSELF FROM THE STRAIGHT JACKET!! KASSIDY IS STUNNED AS TLA JUMPS BACKWARDS—HE LANDS THE CARTEL KICK!! BUT KASSIDY SIDESTEPPED IT!! TLA IS UNABLE TO CONNECT WITH THE CARTEL KICK!! KASSIDY JUMPS!! AND DRILLS TLA ONTO THE CANVAS WITH THE SPIKE HURRICANRANA!! NORVINA LIGHTS CONNECTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS KASSIDY ROLLS HIM OVER!! AND SHE GOES FOR ANOTHER COVER IN THIS MATCH!! SIDEPRESS IS APPLIED!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
TH-
Eve: TLA HOISTS HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE SECOND COUNT ONCE AGAIN!!! Kassidy Heart immediately puts TLA into a rear headlock as he chooses to decelerate the pace of this match. Ever since these two took the main event right in front of us at ringside, it hasn’t been looking good for La Pantera Sexual, and it a must for him to do something big to get ahead of the champion. The challenger is stuck in the clutches of the champion with a headlock, but the audience starts clapping in unison to encourage him to get out of it! It works to some extent as he starts showing resistance and getting out of it! TLA with a shoulder thrust! AND ANOTHER! These are just desperate moves to get out of this, but KASSIDY STUFFS HIS MIDSECTION WITH A KNEE STRIKE!! AND PUTS HIM BACK IN! BUT TLA IS ABLE TO USE HIS BODYWEIGHT TO GET CLOSER TO THE ROPES AND GETS HIS HAND ON THE TOP ROPE!! KASSIDY USES THIS AN OPPORTUNITY TO RELEASE THE HEADLOCK AND ROUNDHOUSE KICKS THE LEFT LEG!! IT CONNECTS AS TLA GETS TURNED INSIDE OUT!
Deadprez: More damage applied to the left leg as Kassidy Heart pulls the challenger up to his feet. The champion connects with a kick to the midsection, an upkick to the face, and then connects with a spinning heel kick to the midsection! Rapid-fire kicks courtesy of the champion as she runs and comes off the ropes! KASSIDY CHARGES INTO HIM!! BUT TLA GRABS HER ARM AND TAKES HER OVER WITH A HIP TOSS!! BUT KASSIDY USES THE ROPES NEAREST TO HEAR TO HANDSPRING OFF THE HIP TOSS!! SHE LANDS ON HER FEET, BUT TLA PULLS HER IN!! RIPCORD LARIAT!! NO!! TLA DOESN’T HIT A MOVE AS HE TURNS HER AROUND OFF THE WRIST-LOCK, PULLS HER IN!! AND FOLDS HER OVER WITH THE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX… WITH A HALF-HEARTED BRIDGE AS TLA IS ONLY ABLE TO USE HIS RIGHT LEG TO GET THE BRIDGE!! COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART DOESN’T KICK OUT, BUT TLA HAS DIFFERENT PLANS AS HE FLIPS OVER OFF THE NORTHERNS LIGHT SUPLEX!! THERE IS NO WAY THAT THE CHALLENGER CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS!! HE HOOKS THE ARM, GRABS THE TIGHTS AND ATTEMPTS TO DEADLIFT THE CHAMPION INTO A SUPLEX!! BUT YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT LEG UNCONTROLLABLY SHAKING AND TREMBLING, AS HE DEPENDS ON HIS RIGHT LEG FOR THE CORE POWER!! HE GETS HER UP FOR THE SUPLEX!! BUT KASSIDY GOES DOWN AND TLA GETS CAUGHT UP IN A SMALL PACKAGE ROLL!! SMALL PACKAGE FROM THE CHAMPION!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Deadprez: KICK-OUT!! THAT COULD HAVE BEEN IT FOR THE CHALLENGER AS BOTH COMPETITORS GET UP ON BOTH LEGS AT THE SAME TIME!! TLA IS SLOWER AS KASSIDY KICKS HIM IN THE KNEE!! TLA ROLLS DOWN AND EVADES THE ROUNDHOUSE!! TLA NOW JUMPS INTO THE AIR! KASSIDY DECIMATES HER IN MID-AIR WITH A HIGH KNEE STRIKE AS SHE PICKS HIM UP!! AND GOES FOR THE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!! WAIT!! TLA ESCAPES OUT OF IT AND GOES FOR A KICK!! BUT IT WAS A FEINT AS HE FAKES OUT KASSIDY AND TAKES HER DIRECTION OFF, GETTING NAILED WITH A SPINNING BACK ELBOW!! KASSIDY HEART IS ON THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE RIGHT NOW AS TLA GRABS HER!! AND GOES FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROY-
Eve: KASSIDY TAKES HIM DOWN AND LEVELS HIM BY THE LEGS!! AND SHE GOES FOR THE FIGURE-EIGHT LOCK!!
Deadprez: BUT AS SHE WENT TO TURN AROUND, TLA PULLS ON HER HAIR AND PUTS HER IN A SLEEPER HOLD!! A SLEEPER HOLD IS APPLIED BY THE CHALLENGER AS WE MAY SEE THE CHAMPIONSHIP CHANGE HANDS WITH A SUBMISSION FINISH!! TLA IS APPLYING PRESSURE HERE AS THIS COULD BE THE FINISHING BLOW TO KASSIDY HEART’S SPECTACULAR REIGN!! TLA HAS HIS ARMS WRAPPED AROUND AS HE IS TRYING TO GET HIS LEGS WRAPPED AROUND, BUT KASSIDY IS CONSTANTLY MOVING HER LOWER BODY AROUND!!
Eve: The champion is trying to roll over and potentially pin TLA down, but TLA has this sleeper hold on lock! He is confident this will be the finishing touches, but Kassidy is able to grab his left leg! AND SHE TRIES TO TWIST IT ON THE GROUND!! YOU CAN SEE THE EXPRESSION ON TLA’S FACE THAT THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE, BUT IT ISN’T ENOUGH TO FREE HERSELF OF THE SLEEPER HOLD!! KASSIDY IS—HOWEVER—FAR FROM EVEN FADING OR HAVING TO TAP OUT, BUT TLA IS STILL PUTTING HIS FOOT FORWARD AND TRYING TO GET HER TO GET TO THAT BREAKING POINT!!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY RESORTS TO BITING DOWN ON TLA’S HANDS!! THIS DEFINITELY WORKS AS TLA RELINQUISHES THE SLEEPER HOLD!! AND KASSIDY GETS UP TO HER FEET AND SHAKES OFF THE AFTER EFFECTS OF THE SLEEPER HOLD!!! SHE TIES UP BOTH OF HIS LEGS AND STEPS IN!! SHE SPINS AROUND!! AND PUTS HIM INTO THE INVERTED FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!!! KASSIDY HEART HAS THE CHALLENGER IN THE XOXO KASS SUBMISSION HOLD AS THIS COULD BE IT!
Deadprez: THE LEG INJURY IS IN PLAY RIGHT NOW AS TLA HAS SHOWN NO SIGN TO GET OUT OF THE HOLD!! KASSIDY HEART WITH A SUBMISSION OF HER OWN CINCHED IN DEEPLY AS TLA IS ON THE BRINK OF TAPPING OUT!! TLA HAS BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME TO GET ANOTHER WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY AND HE IS AWARE THAT THEY DON’T COME BY OFTEN!! KASSIDY HEART WOULD LOVE TO SHATTER HIS HOPES AND DREAMS OF BECOMING A TWO TIME WORLD CHAMPION, BUT TLA IS ABLE TO LIFT HIS HEAD UP AND BITES HIS TONGUE!! TLA SWINGS HIS ARMS AND SCRATCHES AND CLAWS HIS WAY TO THE BOTTOM ROPE!! HE IS FAR FROM HANDS’ REACH HOWEVER AS XOXO KASS IS IN DEEP!! COME ON, TLA!!
Eve: THE CROWD IS RALLYING TOGETHER AND CHEERING FOR TLA TO GET OUT OF THE SUBMISSION, BUT KASSIDY HAS PLANS OTHERWISE!! KASSIDY PULLING BACK MORE AND MORE ON THE INVERTED FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK AND TLA IS ALMOST THERE TO THE BOTTOM ROPE!! TLA CAN ALMOST FREE HIMSELF VIA THE ROPE BREAK, BUT KASSIDY RELEASES THE HOLD AND PULLS HIM BACK IN!! TLA USES HIS FEET TO PUSH KASSIDY INTO THE ROPES!!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY GOES FACE-FIRST INTO THE SECOND ROPE AND SHE IS LEANED UP AGAINST IT!! KASSIDY IS STUNNED THROUGH THE ROPES AS TLA HOPS ON ONE LEG AND CHARGES OVER!! AND HE DIALSA UP FOR THE 305!! THE TIGER FEINT KICK CONNECTS ON KASSIDY HEAR-
Deadprez: NO!! KASSIDY HEART HOLDS ONTO HIS LEGS!! HE PULLS HIM INTO THE RING AND GRABS HIM FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX!! FOR A STRAIGHT JACKET!! WHAT THE?!?! TLA IS ABLE TO GET THE WHEELBARROW OFF THE GERMAN SUPLEX, GOES DOWN AND SENDS KASSIDY HEART INTO THE ROPES!! KASSIDY HEART IS IN PRIME POSITION AS TLA SLUGGISHLY COMES OFF THE ROPES!! AND HE LANDS THE 305!! THE TIGER FEINT KICK CONNECTS AS TLA ISN’T DONE YET!!
Eve: TLA IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE SOARS OVER FOR THE TOP-ROPE MOONSAULT!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART ROLLS OUT OF THE WA-
Eve: BUT TLA DOUBLES DOWN AND GOES FOR A STANDING MOONSAULT-
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY COUNTERS IT AS TLA GOES CRASHING DOWN ONTO HER KNEES!! TLA EATS HER KNEES AS SHE REELS INTO THE ROPES!! WHAT IS KASSIDY THINKING HERE!
Deadprez: TLA IS BENT OVER IN FRONT OF THE ROPES AND THIS OPENS THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY FOR THE WORLD CHAMPION! THE CHALLENGER IS STUNNED AS SHE COMES OFF THE ROPES!! SHE JUMPS ONTO HIS BACK, HANDSPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND HOLDS ONTO HIS WAIST SHE STICKS THE LANDING!! AND SENDS HIM THREE-THIRDS ACROSS THE RING WITH A HANDSPRING GERMAN SUPLEX!! THIS IS THE MOVE THAT NEARLY PUT AWAY ADAM LUCAS A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO AND IT MAY BE THE FINISHING BLOW TO TLA’S HOPE AND DREAMS!! BOTH SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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Eve: TLA POPS HIS SHOULDER UP!! KASSIDY HEART NEARLY HAD HIM RIGHT THERE!! The world champion pulls the challenger up to his feet and forces him into the corner! AND JUST REPEATEDLY CLUBS HIM WITH EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! SHE IS CLEARLY MOCKING HIM WITH HIS OWN SIGNATURE STRIKE AS SHE PULLS HIM IN!! AND SENDS HIM UP INTO THE SKIES!! AND TLA GOES CRASHING FACE-FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS COURTESY OF A BACK BODY DROP FROM THE WORLD CHAMPION!! KASSIDY HEART NOW LAYS HER ATTENTION ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS SHE CLIMBS THE ROPES!
Deadprez: KASSIDY HEART IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE LOOKING TO SET FLIGH-
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART IS CLOCKED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH THE CARTEL KICK!! TLA IS MIRACULOUSLY ABLE TO FINALLY LAND THE OVERHEAD KICK OUT OF PURE INSTINCT AS TLA JOINS HER ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! WHAT IS HE THINKING HERE?!?! BOTH OF THESE INDIVIDUALS KNOW IT IS A PRECARIOUS POSITION, AND ESPECIALLY WITH TLA’S LEG, IT IS EVEN MORE DANGEROUS!! TLA IS GOING FOR AN AVALANCHE HURRICANRANA!! THIS WILL SURELY GET KASSIDY TO BE PUT AWAY!
Eve: KASSIDY HEART KICKS HIM IN THE KNEE!! TLA IS DOWN ON ONE KNEE ON THE ROPES HERE AS KASSIDY SLIDES OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! AND SHE BRINGS TLA DOWN WITH HER WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOM-
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Deadprez: TLA LANDS ONTO HIS FEET OFF THE SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!!
Eve: BUT HE LANDS HORRIBLY ON HIS LEFT FOOT!! KASSIDY REALIZES THIS AND SPEARS HIM IN HALF!! TLA GETS SPLIT IN HALF WITH THE DEVASTATING SPEAR AS KASSIDY GOES FOR THE COVER!! COME ON!! BOTH SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Deadprez: NO!!! TLA IS STILL IN THIS!! KASSIDY IS STILL NOT POWERFUL ENOUGH TO PUT AWAY LA PANTERA SEXUAL!! It is only time that TLA will be put away, but Kassidy has clueless on what will be needed. Kassidy Heart sits on the second turnbuckle while TLA is barely able to make it up to his feet. TLA is on his last legs right here and Heart knows it! KASSIDY COMES OUT OF THE CORNER AND GOES FOR THE CURB STOMP!! PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!
Eve: TLA SIDESTEPS IT AND NAILS HER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! KASSIDY JUST GOT KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS AS TLA DID THAT OUT OF PURE INSTINCT!! OUT OF SHEER DESPERATION AS TLA FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES AND SPLATTERS ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS IN THIS MATCH ARE KNOCKED OUT TO THE GROUND!
Deadprez: What an interesting clash of styles here tonight as these two have absolutely delivered! Kassidy rolls out to the apron and sluggishly stands here at ringside while TLA is around the ringpost. What is TLA thinking here? Kassidy Heart is out of her own damn mind here while TLA is looking to go high-risk here! THIS MIGHT BE THE ONE THAT COULD PUT AWAY THE WORLD CHAMPION!! THE CHALLENGER RUNS THROUGH RINGSIDE AND SOARS THROUGH THE RINGSIDE.
( TLA does a suicide dive in between the ringpost and turnbuckles. )
Eve: KASSIDY HEART INTERCEPTS THE SUICIDE DIVE WITH AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT OF HER OWN UP IN THE RINGPOST!! WHAT A COUNTER AS TLA IS SLUMPED OVER!! TLA IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT AND KASSIDY HEART ROLLS IN AND OUT OF THE RING!!
Deadprez: WHAT IS SHE THINKING HERE! THE WORLD CHAMPION CLIMBS THE APRON AND GRABS TLA!! SHE PICKS HIM UP FROM BEHIND AND HOISTS THE CHALLENGER INTO A TORTURE RACK!! OH NO!! THIS IS WHAT SHE DID TO ADAM LUCAS! A TORTURE RACK TOSS DIRECTED INTO THE RINGPOST COURTESY OF THE CHAMPION!!
Eve: TLA IS ABLE TO SLIDE OFF HER SHOULDERS!! HE JUST EVADED DEATH THERE!! KASSIDY TURNS AROUND AND SEES TLA CHARGING INTO HER!! KASSIDY GOES DOWN AND PUSHES TLA UP INTO THE AIR!! AND SENDS HIM ONTO THE EDGE OF THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! BACK BODY DROP ONTO THE APRON AS TLA DESCENDS ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR IN RESULT OF IT!! KASSIDY HEART DESTROYS HIS BACK YET AGAIN AS BOTH COMPETITORS ARE LAID OUT ON THE GROUND ONCE AGAIN!
Deadprez: The world champion gingerly makes her way off the apron and grabs TLA from the tights! AND SHE JUST RELENTLESSLY TOSSES TLA FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! TLA GOES THUDDING INTO THE STEEL STEPS AS KASSIDY NOW GRABS THE RINGSIDE MAT AND PULLS IT BACK!
( Kassidy Heart grabs the ringside mat and pulls it back to reveal the concrete floor. )
Eve: KASSIDY HEART EXPOSES THE CONCRETE FLOOR IN THIS MAIN EVENT MATCH AS NOT ONLY DOES SHE INTEND ON DEFENDING HER TITLE, BUT SHE INTENDS ON ENDING TLA ONCE AND FOR ALL!! KASSIDY HEARD HAS GOTTEN SUCCESS USING THESE METHODS BEFORE!! SHE REVEALED THE WOOD UNDER THE CANVAS AT UNDER SIEGE TO WIN HER THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FROM JACK RIPLEY, AND IT MAY BE THE KEY TO SUCCESS HERE IN RETAINING HER CHAMPIONSHIP HERE TONIGHT!
Gavin Kirkland: Kassidy Heart knows what is needed to take her championship to the next level and she is about to decimate TLA in the process. TLA is oblivious of her next move whereas Kassidy pulls him up from behind and brings him closer to the concrete floor! This is not going to end well as KASSIDY HAS TLA UP IN A POWERBOMB!! WAIT!! WAIT!!
Eve: TLA HOISTS KASSIDY UP BEFORE SHE COULD GET HIM UP!! AND KASSIDY GOES SKULL FIRST ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH A BACK BODY DROP OF HIS OWN!! I DON’T EVEN THINK TLA WAS AWARE OF THE EXPOSURE, BUT HE HAD THE WHEREWITHAL TO PUSH THROUGH ALL OF THE ACL PAIN AND USE HIS UNDERRATED STRENGTH TO LIFT THE CHAMPION UP AND GET HER LANDING FACE-FIRST ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! WHAT A NASTY COLLISION AND IT MAY RESULT IN KASSIDY PUSHING THROUGH THE REST OF THIS MATCH WITH A CAREER-THREATENING CONCUSSION!!
Deadprez: Kassidy Heart just got her brains scrambled as she struggles to get up to her feet. TLA climbs onto the apron while Kassidy Heart is desperately reaching for something to grab on. She eventually grabs onto the Spanish announce table while TLA is hyping up the crowd! TLA is smacking his left leg to ignore the pain and build up adrenaline while Kassidy Heart is leaned up against the announce table! LA PANTERA SEXUAL IS ABOUT TO COMMIT SOMETHING COLOSSAL AND IT MAY END WITH THE END OF DAYS FOR THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! WHAT MAY THIS BE!!
( Kassidy is exhausted as she leans backwards onto the Spanish announce table while TLA leaps off the top rope. )
Eve: TLA SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH ONE FOOT!! AND HE BACKFLIPS OVER!! AND DRIVES KASSIDY THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH A MEGA MOONSAULT OF SORTS!! A SUPER ASAI MOONSAULT AS BOTH COMPETITORS GO CRASHING THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE AT THE SAME TIME!! YOU WEREN’T WRONG WHEN TLA WAS DEFINITELY LOOKING FOR HIGH-RISK MANEUVER AND THAT WAS DEFINITELY IT!! TLA WITH A HIGH-RISK MOONSAULT THAT BREAK THE TABLE APART AS TLA IS TRYING TO GET BOTH HIM AND KASSIDY BACK INTO THAT SQUARED CIRCLE!!
Deadprez: WHAT A MOONSAULT AS TLA IS ATTEMPTING TO MUSCLE THAT DEADWEIGHT WITH HIS LEG POWER IN LESS THAN FIFTY PERCENT!! THE SLOWNESS IN TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENT MAY BE DETRIMENTAL TO HIS CHANCES AS TLA IS UNABLE TO LIFT HER UP!! TLA IS ABLE TO PULL HER BY HER WRIST AND SQUEEZE HER UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!! TLA ROLLS HER INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND CLIMBS THE APRON!! TLA IS GOING FOR ANOTHER HIGH-RISK MANEUVER!
Eve: TLA LEAPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE SOARS INTO THE SKIES!! AND LANDS THE BURNOUT! THE CORKCSCREW 360 SENTON SPLASHES DOWN ACROSS THE CHEST OF THE WORLD CHAMPION AS THE CHALLENGER GETS HIS ARM OVER THE CHAMPION!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!! TLA GETS HIS SECOND WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! COME ONE, REFEREE!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY PUTS HER SHOULDER UP!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!?!? TLA’S JAW HAS DROPPED TO THE FLOOR AS KASSIDY WAS ABLE TO SURVIVE THAT!! HOW IN THE ALMIGHTY!! JUST HOW!?!? KASSIDY HEART WITH A SMIRK ON HER FACE AS TLA IS DOWN ON HIS KNEES, THINKING ON WHAT AND HOW SHE COULD PUT AWAY THE FIRST EVER FEMALE KING OF ELITE AWAY?!?! KASSIDY HEART IS ABLE TO KICK OUT AT TWO AFTER A MOONSAULT THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AND THE BURNOUT AERIAL MANEUVER!! WHEN WILL SHE STAY DOWN FOREVER!??!
Gavin Kirkland: HOPEFULLY SOON!! TLA stomps around the canvas and gets a hold of the world champion by the side. All the challenger has to do is probably connect with his infamous flip piledriver and it will be enough to secure his second ever world championship reign. Nonetheless, TLA’s left knee is still a factor as he is just limping towards the champion. The challenger is more impaired than ever, but he has the guts and the gall to fight through that pain all for the world championship fame and glory. That is what is on the line and these two are tearing each other to pieces all for the chance to call themselves world champion!
Deadprez: TLA nails the champion in the jaw with a precision Mexican Uppercut before proceeding to pull her in between his legs. This is what he needs to finish her off! TLA HAS IT IN!! TLA FLIPS KASSIDY OVER FOR THE FRONT FLIP PILEDRIVER!! BUT KASSIDY BLOCKS THE MEXCIAN DESTROYER!! AND SHE MANAGES TO GET TLA INTO THE TORTURE RACK OFF IT!! WHAT A COUNTER!! AND SHE TOSSES TLA HEAD-FIRST ONTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE WITH A TORTURE RACK TOSS!! OH MY GOODNESS!! TLA JUST GOT CONCUSSED WITH THAT TOSS AS KASSIDY HEART MANIACALLY REELS INTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING AND WAITS FOR HIM TO GET UP ON ALL FOURS!
Eve: KASSIDY DASHES THROUGH THE RING!! AND JUMPS UP AND GETS THE FOOT ONTO HIS HEAD!! AND DROPS HIM WITH THE CURB ST-
Gavin Kirkland: TLA POPS HER UP IN THE AIR BY THE FOOT!! AND PLOWS HER WITH A MEXCIAN UPPERCUT!! A POP-UP VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT AS KASSIDY STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES.. AND GETS TRAPPED!!
( Off the pop-up European uppercut, Kassidy Heart faltered into the ropes. However, she unintentionally gets her arms tied up in the ropes as she tries to get out of the position. TLA looks at her from across the ring and smiles. )
Gavin Kirkland: As much as it turns me on to see women tied up in various positions, TLA better beat the shit out of here right here, right now! TLA FIGHTS THROUGH THE PAIN AND CHARGES INTO HER!! KASSIDY CAN’T DEFEND HERSELF AS HER ARMS ARE TRAPPED IN THE ROPES!! AND TLA CLOCKS HER WITH AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! TLA RUNS AND HITS ANOTHER MEXICAN UPPERCUT!! AND ANOTHER UPPERCUT! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!! MORE THAN TEN RUNNING VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUTS TO THE JAW OF THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AS SHE HAS BEEN KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS ON THE ROPES!
Deadprez: TLA STARTS WHALING ON HER WITH MORE AND MORE STANDING EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS BEFORE HE RELEASES HER FROM THE ROPES!!
Eve: KASSIDY HEART DROPS LIKE A BAG OF POTATOES WHILE TLA BRINGS HER UP TO HER FEET!! HE PULLS HER IN!! AND HE FLIPS HER OVER FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROYER!! THE FLIP PILEDRIVER CONNECTS IN FAVOUR OF LA PANTERA SEXUAL AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Deadprez: KASSIDY KICKS OUT!! EVERYONE HERE IN GARLAND, TEXAS ARE ECSTATIC INCLUDING THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP CHALLENGER AS KASSIDY HEART WAS ABLE TO REACH IN AND GET OUT OF THE PINNING PREDICAMENT AFTER ALL THAT HAS HAPPENED TO HER!! AFTER ALL OF THAT DAMAGE THAT SHE HAS SUSTAINED, THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION REMAINS ALIVE IN THIS SPECTACULAR OF A MAIN EVENT!
Eve: TLA pushes the referee to the side and ignores all of his feelings. TLA is internally seething to the thought that Kassidy Heart has survived all of his big time maneuvers, but he knows that he must be going forward if he really wants to be a two time world champion! TLA picks him up from behind, hoists him up and sets him up on the top turnbuckle. TLA steps through the ropes and climbs the side in front of and pulls him up to the top! TLA is going to end this once and for all!!
Deadprez: TLA HAS HER IN THE POSITION FOR THE GOTCH-STYLE FLIP PILEDRIVER!! THIS IS THE SAME MOVE THAT ENDED LIMMY MONAGHAN AND GOT HIM THE NUMBER CONTENDERSHIP MATCH!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE GOTCH MEXICAN DESTROYER CONNECTS!! IT IS ALL ACADEMIC FROM HER-
Eve: NO!! KASSIDY HEART USES HER UNDERRATED STRENGTH TO PUSH TLA UPWARDS AND OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! TLA GOES CRASHING ONTO HIS BACK AS KASSIDY CLIMBS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND COMES OUT OF THE CORNER!! TLA IS IN PRIME POSITION!! AND KASSIDY MAKES THE ONE FINAL HOP!! AND SMASHES THE CHALLENGER’S FACE INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE CURB STOMP!
Deadprez: PAINFULLY EVER AFTER MISSES!! TLA SOMEHOW EVADES THE FINISH AND ROLLS KASSIDY HEART UP INTO THE SCHOOL-BOY COVER!! NOT LIKE THIS!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Deadprez: NO!!! KASSIDY HEART ESCAPES OUT OF THE PREDICAMENT ONCE AGAIN AS BOTH INDIVIDUAL GET UP TO THEIR FEET!!
( TLA’s left knee buckles. )
Eve: NO!! TLA’S GOES DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE AS HE TRIED TO ATTACK HER FIRST!! TLA IS TRYING TO GET UP, BY HIS KNEE JUST GAVE IN!
Deadprez: PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!!! THE CURB STOMP CONNECTS AS TLA’S HEAD GOES BOUNCING OFF THE CANVAS!!! KASSIDY HEART HOOKS BOTH LEGS UP AS BOTH SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Monster” by Kanye West hits an enormous pop, but is immediately overlapped with boos as a look of relief creeps up on the face of the EAW Answers World Champion. The referee hands Kassidy Heart the championship to where she rolls out of the ring and raises it in the air. )
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. AND STILL EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION.. KASSSSIDYYYYYYYYY HEARTTT!!
Deadprez: Kassidy Heart’s world championship reign lives to see another day and that can be attributed to the injured left ACL of the challenger! TLA went into this match, confident that his knee would not play a factor into his chances, but at the closing moments, his knee gave in and that gave the champion the slight opening to take advantage and connect with Painfully Ever After. That is the same move that put away Adam Lucas a few weeks ago, and it is the move that evaporates the hopes and dreams of TLA here at Midsummer Massacre!
Eve: TLA with a fantastic performance tonight especially with his left knee, but Kassidy Heart continues to prove that she is athletically, physically, and intellectually the best to ever do it in the land of Elite and there has yet to be a single individual who has yet even met her own standards! TLA was almost able to call himself a two time world champion, but Kassidy Heart blocked his shot and claimed her superiority over La Pantera Sexual for the second time.
Gavin Kirkland: Sigh….
Eve: With that being said, the hall of fame reign of Kassidy Heart roars louder than ever past Midsummer Massacre. Congratulations to King Kass and thank you from the bottom of our hearts, to the EAW Universe, for joining us with another successful Showdown exclusive free-per-view! HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!
( Kassidy Heart makes her way to the back while TLA sits in the center of the ring contemplating the future of his career to close the show. )
( EAW Logo buzze- )
( The Curtis Cutwell Center lights goes pitch black. )
Gavin Kirkland: ????!! I CAN’T SEE SHIT!! QUICK, SOMEONE PROTECT MY LOTION FROM UNDER THE DESK!
Deadprez: Are we experiencing a power outage right before we get off the air! Someone from the corporation fills this in as we don’t know what is happening!
( The crowd starts to pop out of pure astonishment as they can somehow make out of the shape of a person sliding into the ring. )
( The lights turn back on. )
Deadprez: VEENA ADAMS IS HERE!!
Eve: Veena Adams stands on top of the apron, resting her hands against the ropes as she stares dead right into the eyes of TLA! TLA is in position to defend himself as he is signalling for Veena Adams to bring it! He knows what happened at the Poon Palace and is making sure that it doesn’t happen next, and I don’t know why Veena Adams is here! Veena Adams doesn’t do anything in response to his readiness as she nods her head up and down!! TLA TURNS AROUND!!
Deadprez: CHARING CROSS!!! CHARLIE MARR IS BACK ON ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING TELEVISION AND HIS FIRST ACTION BACK IS TURNING TLA INSIDE OUT WITH HIS SIGNATURE CLOTHESLINE!! WE KNEW CHARLIE MARR WAS SLATED TO COME BACK TO EAW, BUT NO ONE EXPECTED IT IN THIS FASHION!! VEENA ADAMS STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES AS AD INFINITUM SLOWLY CIRCULATES AROUND THE DILAPIDATED BODY OF THE FAILED WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP CHALLENGER RIGHT NOW!!
Gavin Kirkland: VEENA ADAMS WITH A SMIRK ON HER FACE AS CHARLIE MARR PULLS UP THE DEAD WEIGHT UP TO HIS FEET!! HE KICKS THE MIDSECTION!! AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! AND DRILLS LA PANTERA SEXUAL ONTO THE CANVAS HEAD-FIRST WITH THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT! THE QUEEN IS DEAD, AND MOST CERTAINLY TLA IS DEAD AS CHARLIE MARR AND VEENA ADAMS REUNITE FORCES HERE AT SEASON FIFTEEN AND CLAIM THEIR INTENTIONS.. AND THEIR INTENTIONS.. WELL, IT INCLUDES IN THE DECIMATION OF TLA!!!
( With Veena Adams and Charlie Marr making their Ad Infinitum’s current intentions known, they stand over TLA’s body to end the show. )
( EAW logo buzzes )
