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Midsummer Massacre 2018

Match Card

Liam Archer vs Damon Diesel vs Shane Gates vs Viktor Jackson vs Xavier Arnold vs Drake King vs Rico Core w/ Marco Core – Showdown Showcase Elimination Match

 





[Pre-Show Elimination Match]

(The camera cuts to Aaron Fitzpatrick in the ring as the crowd is on their feet awaiting the entrances!)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: The following is the Showdown Showcase Elimination Match! And it is scheduled for seven falls!

Crowd: SEVEN FALLS!

Aaron Fitzpatrick: Introducing first…

(“Tony’s Theme” from Scarface plays over the speakers as Spike Mercury slowly arrives on the stage smoking a cigar. The crowd boos loudly as he smirks down at them. Spike makes his way down the ramp and hands his chains and watch to the referee before pounding his chest and lifting an arm in the air.)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: From Ponte Vedra, Florida weighing in at 275 pounds… SPIKEEEEEEEEEEE “SCARFACE” MERRRRRRRRCURY!!!!

Pierre: Spike Mercury is the newest man to EAW in this match, and he is also the biggest. Will his size prove to be the deciding factor here tonight?

Deadprez: Well size isn’t everything Pierre.

Pierre: I’m sure you know that from experience Dead. But Spike Mercury is here to kick ass and it’s gonna take a whole lotta effort from his opponents to take the big man down!

(“Revolution” by Pennywise hits as Drake King steps out onto the stage to a cheering crowd.)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: From Brooklyn, New York weighing in at 220 pounds… “The New York King” DRAKE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGG!!!

Deadprez: Well last week on Showdown Drake King was defeated by Viktor Jackson. He is looking to redeem himself tonight!

Pierre: This match is here to showcase Showdown! Drake King might be down but a win tonight would prove that he is down to represent Showdown with the best of them!

(“The Final Countdown” by Europe hits as Xavier Arnold steps out into a spotlight as smoke fills up the ramp accompanied by his manager Michael Melee.)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: From Cologne, Germany weighing in at 219 pounds “The Rhine Rebel” XAVIER ARRRRRRRRRRRRRNOLD!!!

Deadprez: Unlike Drake King, this man Xavier Arnold won his match last week against Shane Gates! And ever since then his manager has refused to shut up about it.

Pierre: Cover your ears. Michael Melee keeps screaming about how great Xavier Arnold is and I am getting sick of it. I can only imagine how much worse it would get if he pulls out another win here tonight!

(“Hard” by No Jumper, Tay-K, and Blocboy JB hits as The Core Brothers charge out to the stage and make their way down towards the ring together.)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: Accompanied by Marco Core… from Baltimore, Maryland he is one half of the Core Brothers…. RICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CORE!!!

Deadprez: Which one is Rico?

Pierre: …

Deadprez: I’m deadass.

Pierre: Figure it out fuckboi.

(“Team Xtreme” by Yung Flex hits to a glass shattering sound and Viktor Jackson runs out to the stage headbanging as he makes his way to the ring.)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: From Richmond, Virginia weighing in at 200 pounds… VIKTORRRRRRRRRRR JACKSON!!!

Deadprez: We mentioned earlier that Drake King was coming into this match off a loss and this is the man who handed it out! He seems really intense out here tonight!

Pierre: The crowd getting into it with the headbanging as well. I tried it but I think I pulled a muscle…

(“Until it Sleeps” by Metallica hits as Shane Gates comes out wearing a black hoodie with the flag of California on the back of it and a bandana over his mouth. Gates makes his way down towards the ring as pyro blasts off everywhere.)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: From Huntington Beach, California weighing in at 210 pounds… “The Natural Born Killer” SHANE GATESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Deadprez: Shane Gates looking focused and subdued here tonight. He clearly has something sinister planned…

Pierre: His opponents better watch out for this man…

(“You Only Live Once (Instrumental)” by Suicide Silence hits as Damon Diesel makes his way down to the ring accompanied by Michael Bishop and Reagan Brennan.)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: From Orlando, Florida weighing in at 205 pounds…representing The NEO Syndicate… “THE WRESTLING MACHINE” DAMON DIEEEEEEEEEEESELLLLL!!!

Deadprez: It appears that The NEO Syndicate will be having separate entrances here tonight. It is strange that Michael Bishop would risk being out here for this match given his high stakes match later on tonight…

Pierre: I guess The Revenant is invested in seeing his guys win not only his match but this match as well! What a bro!

(The Law and Order: Special Victims Unit theme song begins to play as Liam Archer comes out onto stage. Liam is shown harassing random women in the crowd asking them to roleplay with him as he makes his way down towards the ring.)

Deadprez: Oh god I hope he doesn’t come over here.

Pierre: No wonder the other members of his stable didn’t want to come out with him.

(Liam Archer enters the ring tripping over the bottom rope and falling face first as the referee calls for the bell.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Deadprez: We are underway as Liam Archer moves in closer to Damon Diesel as he hides behind him and begins massaging his shoulders.

Pierre: But Damon Diesel tells him to fuck off and never touch him!

Deadprez: Wait what the hell! Michael Bishop with a low blow on Liam Archer from behind! Damon Diesel grabs Archer and connects with the GAME OVER Piledriver! The NEO Syndicate is imploding!

Pierre: Michael Bishop now in the ring with a microphone as everyone else is still just standing around the ring watching and not getting involved!

Michael Bishop: Ladies and gentlemen… Liam Archer is officially OUT of The NEO Syndicate!

(The crowd cheers as Liam is shown crying on the mat and begging for hot cyber.)

Michael Bishop: Luckily we have found a replacement… and he is… in this ring at this very moment!

Pierre: BAH GAWD DEAD WHO COULD IT BE?!?!?

Deadprez: Everyone looking around at each other in confusion… until one man steps forward!

Pierre: It’s… SHANE GATES!!!

Deadprez: Shane Gates grabbing Liam by the hair and dragging him up to his feet… LAST HOPE CONNECTS! THE COVER!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaron Fitzpatrick: Liam Archer has been eliminated from this match! I am also receiving word from backstage that he is being fired from this company also for his embarrassing performance here tonight in showcasing Showdown! Get him the fuck outta here!

Deadprez: Here comes security to drag Liam Archer’s unconscious body away as now seven men remain in the ring! Everyone looking ready to get involved now that the dramatics are out of the way and Michael Bishop appears to be heading backstage. Time to show the world what the young talent of Showdown is really all about!

Pierre: Damon Diesel and Shane Gates charge Drake King! The newest member of The NEO Syndicate helping his stablemate as they shove Drake down in the corner and begin stomping on him! Viktor Jackson begins brawling with Xavier Arnold as Spike Mercury charges in with a Clothesline sending Rico Core over the top rope to the outside! Spike follows Rico to the outside as he begins pummeling him on the floor!

Deadprez: Xavier Arnold and Viktor Jackson’s brawl entering the ropes as they tear into each other! A hard kick by Xavier to the head of Viktor sends him falling back into the ring! Xavier grabs the head of Viktor as he begins pummeling the back of his neck with hard elbow shots! Xavier holding the back of his head as he wrestles himself free wincing in pain. He turns around right into a Superkick from Xavier! Xavier with the cover!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pierre: And the kickout by Viktor Jackson! Xavier immediately grabs Viktor as he locks in a Sleeper Hold in the middle of the ring! Rico Core and Spike Mercury still brawling on the outside of the ring as the big man Mercury lifts Rico up above his head.

Deadprez: Mercury tosses Rico over the barrier into the crowd! Mercury stepping over the barricade into the crowd as he punches Rico down sending fans scattering! The popcorn and beer is spilling everywhere! No refunds! Showdown policy!

Pierre: In the ring Damon Diesel and Shane Gates continue to double team Drake King! King rolling under the ropes to the apron to escape his attackers. Damon grabs Drake on the apron but Drake falls down to the apron and slides himself under the ropes into the ring! Drake rolls up Damon Diesel from behind!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: But Shane Gates breaks it up! Drake King with the craftiness he almost got it there! Gates pulling Drake up as he punches him but Drake retaliates with a series of hard elbows of his own knocking Gates down to the mat! Drake King runs off the ropes as he takes down Damon Diesel as well with a Rolling Cutter! HEIR TO THE THRONE connects!!! Another cover by Drake King!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pierre: And Damon Diesel kicks out yet again! Shane Gates is back up as he takes down Drake King from behind with a Clothesline to the back of his neck! Drake tries to crawl away but Damon Diesel catches him stomping hard on the back of the neck! Shane Gates grabs him by the neck dragging him up as he gets him in position…

Deadprez: LAST HOPE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS! THE COVER!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaron Fitzpatrick: Drake King has been eliminated!

Pierre: Another man gone! Drake King fought hard but it was clear that Damon Diesel and Shane Gates were taking advantage of him with that double team! Effective strategy but I’m sure Drake is frustrated to see his night end this way.. The NEO Syndicate will definitely be a major force to take down in this match! Shane Gates has now eliminated two men in a row here tonight!

Deadprez: Viktor Jackson is fading in the Sleeper Hold applied on him the last several minutes by Xavier Arnold! He might be completely passed out! Xavier yelling at the referee to check him! The referee lifts the arm of Viktor…

Pierre: And Damon Diesel and Shane Gates with a Double Superkick to the back of Xavier’s head!

Deadprez: The Sleeper Hold broken as Viktor Jackson collapses onto the floor and The NEO Syndicate catches Xavier Arnold in the middle of the ring! Both men grab him as they throw him into the corner! Damon Diesel motions towards Viktor Jackson on the floor as Shane Gates kicks him over onto his back using his boot. Damon goes over to the corner as he begins choking out Xavier Arnold with his boot!

Pierre: Shane Gates rolls Viktor Jackson over as he covers him!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: Viktor Jackson gets the shoulder up! I thought he was unconscious from that Sleeper but he is still in this! The brawl in the crowd seems to be causing some mayhem! Spike Mercury tosses Rico Core across several rows of chairs! Rico’s brother Marco now entering the crowd as he yells at Spike to get this fight back to the ring! But Spike Mercury kicks Marco in the face with a Big Boot! Spike Mercury grabs a fan’s drink as he smashes it in the face of Rico Core!

Pierre: Spike bringing his experience from the Brawling Bar into this match! Rico Core shoves several fans in front of him as he scrambles across the seats and back over the barricade! Rico Core slides into the ring as Spike is in hot pursuit! Rico Core runs the ropes as Spike climbs across the barricade.

Deadprez: Rico Core leaps over the top rope landing on the shoulders of Spike and whips him across the floor with a Hurricanrana! Rico Core pulls himself back up to his feet as he charges in with a Running Knee shot to Spike Mercury on the outside!

Pierre: Back in the ring Shane Gates and Viktor Jackson are exchanging right hands! Viktor knocks Shane down with a Clothesline! Viktor off the ropes… Running Leg Drop across the throat of Shane Gates connects! Viktor pulling Shane up to his feet… and he connects with a DDT! Viktor now signalling the crowd as he is waiting for Shane Gates one more time…

Deadprez: Viktor Jackson with the SOFT RESET! Inverted Stomp Facebuster connects! The cover!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pierre: Shane Gates kicks out! Viktor Jackson thought he had it! Viktor grabbing Shane as he continues to beat away at his opponent! Damon Diesel still in control of Xavier Arnold as he is controlling him with a front headlock. Damon releases the hold as he grabs the neck of Xavier and hits a Swinging Neckbreaker! But Xavier Arnold springs back up to his feet! Damon Diesel can’t believe it! Xavier Arnold charges in with a Bicycle Kick!!!

Deadprez: But Damon Diesel sidesteps it! Diesel grabs Xavier as he throws him up above his head… SPINNING BOMB CONNECTS! THE COVER!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaron Fitzpatrick: Xavier Arnold has been eliminated!!!

Pierre: Xavier Arnold eliminated off a smart counter from Damon Diesel! Diesel now sliding out of the ring to take a breather as we are now down to five men remaining! Three eliminations in a row now for The NEO Syndicate! Can they keep the streak up? Rico Core now trying to force Spike Mercury back into the ring but he’s just too big! Damon Diesel helping him up as they push Spike back into the ring!

Deadprez: And a Superkick from Damon Diesel out of nowhere takes Rico Core down! Damon Diesel now beating the hell out of Rico Core on the outside with straight right hands to the face! Damon grabs Rico by the hair as he tosses him over the commentary table! Damon sliding back into the ring as he focuses in on Spike Mercury…

Pierre: Viktor Jackson runs up on Damon Diesel and hits an Enzuigiri! Diesel collapses to the mat from the force of that move as Viktor is pumped up and feeling the energy of the crowd!

Deadprez: Viktor turns around as Spike Mercury grabs him around the throat!

Pierre: Wait Rico Core off the top rope with a Flying Dropkick on Spike Mercury! Viktor Jackson off the ropes with a Running Senton onto Spike! Spike forces Viktor up off him as he climbs back up to his feet! The crowd boos as Spike charges up to his feet with a Running Shoulder Tackle sending Viktor flying!

Deadprez: No Viktor sidestepped and sent Shane Gates in the way! Shane Gates sent over the top rope to the outside from the force of that tackle from Spike! Spike reaches around as he grabs Damon Diesel by the throat! MERCURY MELTDOWN CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!!!

Pierre: No wait Viktor Jackson grabbing the arm of Spike Mercury… INVERTED STOMP FACEBUSTER AS HE DRAGS HIM DOWN HOLDING THE ARM! GOGOPLATA APPLIED! NO SCOPE HAS BEEN LOCKED IN! SPIKE MERCURY TRYING TO POWER OUT!

Deadprez: There’s no way he’s going to be able to keep this applied on that giant of a man!

Pierre: Spike Mercury is breaking free!

Deadprez: Wait here comes Rico Core and he is applying extra pressure to make sure Spike Mercury can’t escape! Spike desperately flailing trying to make it to the ropes! Can he make it?!?!? He’s almost there!!

Pierre: SPIKE MERCURY TAPS OUT!!!

Aaron Fitzpatrick: Spike Mercury has been eliminated!

Deadprez: It took two men to do it but Spike Mercury’s brawling for tonight has come to an end! Spike looks pissed as he rolls out of the ring threatening officials as he makes his way backstage! He will have to go back like all the rest! Shane Gates and Damon Diesel now recovering on the outside as they look up and see Viktor Jackson and Rico Core bumping fists in the ring!

Pierre: Looks like two against two as we are down to the final four! Gates and Diesel now sliding back into the ring as they immediately begin trading fists with Viktor Jackson and Rico Core! Viktor taking Damon down with a Superkick! Shane Gates sidesteps a Clothesline from Rico Core as he grabs him from behind… German Suplex connects! Core slides into the corner as Gates charges in with a Cannonball into the corner!

Deadprez: Viktor Jackson now lying in wait for Damon Diesel as he catches him…

Pierre: NO! Damon Diesel flips up and over Viktor and rolls him up from behind!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: And the quick kickout by Damon! Damon back up as he ducks a right hand from Viktor and charges off the ropes! Damon with a Crossbody!

Pierre: Viktor catches him! Viktor transitions into a Piledriver… KILL STREAK!!!

Deadprez: NO! Viktor fell forward and Damon Diesel reversed the Piledriver into one of his own! GAME OVER!!!

Pierre: IT CONNECTS! THE COVER!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaron Fitzpatrick: Viktor Jackson has been eliminated!

Deadprez: Yet another elimination for the NEO Syndicate who has eliminated half of the men in this match as the reality is setting in on Rico Core. He is now trapped in a two on one situation here!

Pierre: Rico Core getting back up to his feet as he warily eyes his opponents… who charge in knocking him down in the corner! Diesel and Gates stomping away at Rico Core in the corner as he seems trapped here by this double team!

Deadprez: Wait Marco Core now up on the apron! Diesel and Gates turn around as they yell at Marco to get out of here! The referee now demanding that Marco Core go backstage! Marco complies as he hops off the apron apologizing to the official.

Pierre: Rico from behind with a Dropkick pushing both Diesel and Gates forward! Rico with a Running Knee from behind! GREEN LIGHT CONNECTS! Damon thrown forward landing himself on the ropes sending him to the outside!

Deadprez: Shane Gates turns around as Rico Core catches him in a Small Package!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaron Fitzpatrick: Shane Gates has been eliminated!

Pierre: Shane Gates can’t believe it! Damon Diesel on the outside realizing what just happened! Shane arguing with the referee as Marco Core enters the ring and Clotheslines him to the outside! Shane Gates has to head backstage and it looks like Rico’s brother is going to be helping him out!

Deadprez: Marco brawling with Gates backstage as Damon Diesel slides back into the ring and comes face to face with Rico Core! We are down to the final two? Which man will win the Showdown Showcase and bring honor to the blue brand?

Pierre: Both men lock up in the ring as they quickly break! Diesel charges in with a right hand but Core is already leaping in the air! Dropkick connects! Core runs off the ropes… and dives down with a falling forearm to the face of Diesel! Diesel rocked as he crawls across the ring grabbing the ropes but Rico pushes down on his head choking him out on the ropes! The referee pulling him off but I’m pretty sure this is no disqualification or something.

Deadprez: Rico off the ropes once again as he charges in looking to stomp on the neck of Damon! Damon Diesel slaps Rico hard across the chest as he hooks him by the head… OPEN-MINDED CONNECTS! KNEE BRAINBUSTER!!! Diesel with the cover!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pierre: And the kickout by Rico Core! Damon off the ropes as he drops the knees across the face of Rico!

Deadprez: NO! Rico moved out of the way! Rico grabs the leg of Diesel as he tries to hook in an Ankle Lock! He’s got it! It’s locked in!

Pierre: No wait Damon Diesel throws Rico off him with all his power! Rico rolls back up to his feet as does Damon!

Deadprez: GREEN LIGHT FROM RICO CORE CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pierre: THE KICKOUT BY DAMON DIESEL! BAH GAWD DEAD I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!

Deadprez: Rico Core wondering what he has to do to end this match as he taps his knee again! Rico Core looking for another Green Light! Rico waits for Damon to get back up as he charges in with another one! GREEEEEEEEEEEN LIGHTTTTTTTTTT!!!

Pierre: NO! Damon Diesel jumped out the way! Rico flails wildly around as Damon grabs his arms and hooks them under…. THE PAIN MACHINERY CONNECTS!!! A DEVASTATING DOUBLE-UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER!!! THE COVER BY DAMON DIESEL!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: Here is your winner… DAMON DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(“You Only Live Once (Instrumental)” hits as Damon Diesel has his arm raised by the referee. Shane Gates and Michael Bishop are shown coming back out to ringside as they lift Damon up on their shoulders to celebrate the victory!)

Deadprez: Damon Diesel has won this Showdown Showcase! He has established himself as one of the hottest rising stars on this brand! Everyone backstage take notice because this is a man that you are going to have to deal with for a long long time to come!

Pierre: And he’s not alone Dead! The NEO Syndicate absolutely dominant in this match as they eliminated five men among themselves! Can anyone possibly stop this group especially now that they have ditched the dead weight?

Deadprez: Well there is still the main event later tonight… If anyone can stop them… it’s the champion of the world!!!

[MAIN SHOW]

“The following programming is presented in its original form and contains violence, suggestive dialogue and language for audiences TV-MA, Viewer Discretion is advised”

(Camera opens up to the final day of Pain For Pride Festival showcasing Diamond Cage hoisting up the EAW Championship high in the air as the pyrotechnics and fireworks go off before the camera fades to black)

Narrator: Triumph.

(Camera shows The Revenant losing the New Breed Championship to his come up in recent weeks as he formed the NEO Syndicate and earned an EAW Championship Match)

Narrator: An unexpected challenge!

(Scenes of Drillmatic winning the Unified Tag Team Championships and the Dragon Slayers answering the open challenge)

Narrator: A unique matchup with a different contrast of styles.

(Camera goes through a highlight clip of all the Showdown roster members over recent weeks since Pain for Pride as the narrator continues)

Narrator: Pain for Pride was the pagentry, only a few will be able to survive!

(A glimpse of TLA, Terry Chambers, Andrea Valentine, Cody Marshall, Dragon Slayers, HBB and Ahren Fournier, Xander Payne and Sunami Tayo are shown)

Narrator: A MIDSUMMER MASSACRE!

(“Thought Contagion” By Muse hits as we open up to a live shot of the Prudential Center as pyrotechnics begins to go off putting on a show as we have a pan shot of the EAW fans standing on their feet cheering loudly before we cut to the announcers desk as Deadprez and Pierre Mcguire are shown standing up in front of the commentary desk)

Deadprez: WELCOME TO THE RETURN, THE EXCLUSIVE RETURN OF MIDSUMMER MASSACRE BROUGHT TO YOU IN PART BY THE A-SHOW! THE BEST SHOW! THE BEST SHOW ALIVE!!! THE LONGEST WEEKLY EPISODIC TELEVISION SHOW IN EAW HISTORY!! SHOWDOWN!!! AND WE COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM NEW JERSEY IN THE PRUDENTIAL CENTER!!

Pierre: I echo those settlements! What an atmosphere and I feel we are in for a very intense night tonight! You can feel the intensity in the air, you can feel that Showdown is getting ready to set the tone with the first Pay Per View since Pain for Pride! And I don’t think we should waste so much time chatting, let’s bring to you the ac- Wait, hold on I’m getting word that something is taking place in the parking lot! It’s a lot of noise and can the guys in the truck patch us into the lot!

(Camera shows Diamond Cage with a steel chair as he swings it into the back of Damon Diesel)

Deadprez: JESUS! THE VIOLENCE IS ALREADY STARTING, CAGE PUTTING THE BOOTS TO DAMON! BUT FROM BEHIND SHANE JUMPS ON CAGE! AND HERE COMES THE REVENANT!!! AS THEY BEGIN POUNDING ON CAGE WHO IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK!!! CAGE SENDS A BIG EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO REVENANT AND A BACK ELBOW TO SHANE! Damon though, he’s rising, AND HE GRABS THE UN SUSPECTING CAGE AND SENDS HIM FACE FIRST INTO A CAR WINDOW!! JESUS CHRIST!!!

(Damon, Revenant and Shane are shown getting side by side before leaving the scene before a doctor runs out trying to tend to Cage who is bleeding from his face and is laid out before we cut back to Deadprez and Pierre)

Deadprez: Holy hell, they just took the EAW Champion out! I’m telling you Pierre, it’s a vibe, it’s a gritty vibe with this show, the inmates are running this asylum! And you said we on the rise of a historic night well, maybe it’s going to result in a new champion tonight!

Pierre: We already knew Cage Vs The Revenant for the EAW Championship was suppose to be the main event tonight but are we even going to get it? Cage is a bloody pulp already and this fight in the parking lot surely has him laid out! The NEO Syndicate are making their presence felt tonight! I’m getting word now since we’ve cut away from the feed that Cage is still being tended to and I’m being told to immediately get into the next match but damn it, this show is already out of control and we haven’t even gotten to our first contest!

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Aaron Fitzpatrick: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL AND IT IS YOUR OPENING MATCH OF MIDSUMMER MASSACRE!! AND IT IS FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!

(“Pecypc” By Omnimar hits as Sunami Tayo steps out to boo’s from this jersey crowd)

Aaron: Introducing the challenger, from Lagos, Nigeria! Weighing in at 298 Pounds!!! “ The Mistress Of Mercy” SUUUUNAAAAAMMIIIIIII TAAAYOOOOOOOO..!!

(“It Follows” By Cane Hill blast through the speakers as Xander Payne confidently steps his way out to the stage with the New Breed Championship strapped around his shoulder)

Aaron: Introducing the champion! From Brampton, Canada! Weighing in at 255 Pounds!! THE CURRENTTTT REIGNING NEW BREEEEED CHAMPIONNNNNNN!!! XAAAANDERRRRRRR PAYNNEEEEEEEEE!

(The Referee holds up the championship for display before signaling for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Deadprez: What a way to kick off the return of Midsummer Massacre with Showdown taking the New Breed title away from Voltage! Sunami and Xander lock for a collar and elbow tie up but Xander quickly gains side control with a headlock! Side headlock applied as he continues to torque on the hold! Sunami playing to his strength has he lifts the champion up! But Xander wearing him down as Sumani drops him right back down! Sunami backing himself up, AND HE SENDS XANDER ACROSS THE RING WITH MOMENTUM FROM THE ROPES! Xander comes back, AND SUNAMI FLOORS HIM WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK! Sunami aggressively grabbing the champion up to his feet and sends a big right hand to his face! And he backs Xander into a corner and begins to stomp away at Xander! Repeated stomps! Before the referee gets in the way! Sunami backing up, AND HE RUNS WITH A RUNNING FOREARM TO THE FACE OF XANDER! And he pulls him in for a clothesline knocking him down! Sunami beginning to execute his offense as he grabs Xander up and hits a boot to the mid-section! Applies the front facelock! SNAP SUPLEX BY SUNAMI!!!

Pierre: Sunami rising onto his feet as he has the champion exactly where he wants him! Sunami Grabs Xander up AND SENDS A SHORT INSIDE LEG KICK TO HIS LOWER CALF! Sunami sending a spinning back kick to the mid-section! Xander hunches over! Sunami begins to run off the ropes! HE COMES FORWARD WITH AN ATTACK! BUT XANDER GETS HIS SHOULDER UP INTO THE FACE OF TAYO! Xander runs off the ropes and comes forward with a forearm to the face! BUT SUNAMI LIFTS THE INCOMING XANDER AND SPINS HIM FOR A TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER!! What a move by Sumani as he isn’t done, he stands up! STANDING MOONSAULT!!! Crashing right into Xander! Xander rolling himself to the outside floor as he begins walking around holding his ribs! Sunami isn’t done as he scurries outside of the ring and follows him! BUT XANDER WITH A SHORT SUPERKICK TO THE MID-SECTION OF SUNAMI! AND HE GRABS HIM AND SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE!! Xander leading him to the outside to where he could execute, smart strategy as he grabs the down Sunami up to his feet and he sends him back inside the ring! Xander following as he rolls inside ring as Sunami is just getting to his feet, SUNAMI FIRES A BIG RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE OF XANDER! Xander comes back with a boot to the mid-section!

Deadprez: Xander placing Sunami between his legs before lifting him! He lifts him for a powerbomb! BUT!! SUNAMI WITH RIGHT HANDS ONTO THE FOREHEAD OF XANDER!! AND HE COUNTERS INTO A FRANKENSTEINER!! Sunami getting himself out of danger as Xander gets back up to his feet, SUNAMI SPINS FOR A ROLLING ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF XANDER! But Xander ducks! AND HE HITS A SUPERKICK TO THE KNEE OF SUNAMI!! AND HE HOOKS HIS ARM AROUND HIS HEAD!! SHORT DDT DRIVING HIS HEAD INTO THE CANVAS!! XANDER HOOKS HIS LEG!!

Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..KICKOUT!

Pierre: SUNAMI MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! Xander though back on the attack as he applies a headlock on the downed Sunami! He’s resting on this hold as he continues to try and cut off circulation of air to Sunami! Sunami though is trying to fight his way right back up to his feet! Xander insisting to wear him down! He wants to keep this match at a methodical pace! Xander tightening his grip! But Sunami continues to fight his way right back up to his feet! Sunami WITH A ELBOW TO THE MID-SECTION! AND ANOTHER ELBOW!! AND HE BREAKS THE GRIP OF XANDER!! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF XANDER!! Xander knocked into the ropes.. AND SUNAMI RUNS WITH A CLOTHESLINE KNOCKING XANDER OUT OF THE RING! Xander on the floor trying to shake the cobwebs out of his head as he begins rising up to his feet! AND SUNAMI RUNS AND DIVES OUT OF THE RING FOR A SUICIDE DIVE INTO XANDER!!

Deadprez: Now finish him! C’mon! Sunami grabbing the champion and he sends him inside of the ring! Xander though popping up and swings for a lariat! SUNMANI SIDE STEPS HIM!! WAIST LOCK!! AND HE HITS A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX!! HE DROPS XANDER RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK!! Xander holding the back of his head as Sunami walking over, and he stands over the top of the New Breed Champion, AND LOOK!! THE STRENGTH OF SUNAMI!! HE’S DEADLIFTING XANDER BY HIS WAIST!! JUST MUSCLING THE CHAMPION!! HE’S MAKING IT LOOK EASY! EFFORTLESS!! DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX AS HE DROPS XANDER PAYNE RIGHT ON HIS NECK AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BRIDGING PIN COMBINATION!!

Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…KICKOUTT!!

Pierre: XANDER KICKS OUT!! Sunami though doesn’t look none to shaken up by the fact he managed to stay around in this contest, Sunami could be looking to finish Xander off right here! He pulls one of his knee pads down! He’s looking for that knee! He calls it the Thrust Force Knee! A Bicycle knee strike that will surely bring him the New Breed Championship! HE RUNS AT XANDER!! BUT XANDER CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK!!! SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SUNAMI!! BUT SUNAMI FLIES OUT OF THE RING UPON THE IMPACT OF BEING KICKED IN THE FACE!! Xander rising up as he looks and see’s Sunami on the floor pushing himself up! Xander.. BEGINS TO RUN!!! TOPEEEEEE CONNN HILOOO OVER THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND CRASHES RIGHT INTO SUNAMI TAYO!! WHAT A HIGH RISK MOVE BY THE CHAMPION!! Xander grabbing Sunami up onto his feet! And he sends him inside of the ring as he climbs onto the apron! Sunami laying prone in the ring as Xander SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES!! SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH!!! HE CRASHES RIGHT INTO THE KNEES OF SUNAMI TAYO!!! WHAT A MISSED OPPORTUNITY!!

Deadprez: Sunami rising up to his feet, as Xander holds his ribs, Sunami straps his arms around the waist of Xander as he stands up! OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX AS XANDER IS SENT HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING! Sunami maybe closing in on bring that New Breed Championship to the blue brand! Sunami climbing the top turnbuckle! Begins making his way up to the top! AND HE’S PERCHED!!! HIGH IN THE AIR!!! AND HE FLIES!! SPIRAL TAP!!! CORKSCREW IN MID AIR AS HE CRASHES RIGHT INTO XANDER!!!! WHAT A MOVE AS HE HOOKS THE LEG!

Referee: ONNNNEEEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..

Pierre: HE KICKS OUT!!! THE CHAMPION STILL ALIVE! Xander has taken some punishment to the body! As he rolls around the canvas and Sunami can’t believe that didn’t put him away! Xander gets himself to the corner! Sunami follows him as he grabs Xander and places him on the top turnbuckle! Xander placed up high! Sunami climbing as well! Front facelock from up high! BUT XANDER BLOCKING THE SUPERPLEX ATTEMPT! AND HE BEGINS SENDING HEADBUTT’S!! REPEATED HEADBUTT’S TO THE SKULL OF SUNAMI! Xander hooks a front facelock of his own! Oh no! BRAINBUSTER FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! HE DROPS SUNAMI WITH A BRAINBUSTER FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS BOTH MEN GO CRASHING! TO THE CANVAS!! SUNAMI IS ABSOLUTELY OUT!! Xander signaling this is the end as he grabs Sunami up to his feet, he applies another front facelock! But this time crosses the legs of Sunami and he lifts him! CROSS LEGGED FISHERMANBUSTER!!!! PAYNEDRIVER CONNECTS!!! XANDER COVERS!!

Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….THRRRREEEEEEEE…!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“It Follows” By Cane Hill hits as he’s handed the New Breed Championship and begins to celebrate as he instead snatches the title away and scurries out of here)
Aaron: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND STILL!!! NEW BREED CHAMPION!!! XAAANDERRRR PAYNNEEEEEE…!!

Deadprez: Well, I’ve already had it with this show. It’s obvious that isn’t a Showdown referee calling this match, fast count. I call conspiracy!

Pierre: Well by all means no matter what Xander is still the leader of the New Breed but with this match right here he knows that guys are gunning for him and it’ll only be a matter of time before Sunami Tayo comes back and takes that New Breed Championship! What a way to kick of Midsummer Massacre!

(The camera fades into a commercial for milk bags, the official energy drink of the EAW Universe!)

(EAW 2K19 reveal advert: http://imgbox.com/qRcZOk1y)

(The camera cuts backstage to Eve who is shown smiling as she holds a microphone.)

Eve: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome my guest at this time… TLA!!!

(TLA slides into the picture smiling as he shows off his new “Poon Train” t-shirt available now on EAWNetwork.com!)

TLA: Oye mami que pasa? You having a good night?

Eve: I sure am TLA. Midsummer Massacre has been lit! But I am here to talk about you and your upcoming match. Tonight you take on Cody Marshall and the war of words between you two has gotten very intense especially over the last week. Do you think that you will be able to maintain your cool in that ring after all of the personal shots that have been thrown?

TLA: I can’t make any promises dawg. Cody been hatin’ hard as fuck. He gonna find out right quick what happens tho when you fuck with a real one. He can’t help it tho he got that brain damage n shit. All inbred n shit I tryna get him to visit the Poon Palace. Tryna get him to calm down tryna get him all tranquilo. Pero I ain’t got none of his familia on my staff so it’s been a real struggle to get him to show up.

Eve: Well gracias TLA and good luck in your match tonight! I’m sure that it will be…

(Suddenly EAW backstage security comes running up along with the EAW EVP, Ashten Cross)

Ashten: Shit TLA it’s gotten bad… I hate to inform you…

TLA: Oh shit… what’s going down holmes?

Ashten: It’s the Poon Train TLA! Come see for yourself!

(TLA follows Ashten Cross down the hallway to find the Poon Train as he gasps and cannot believe what he is seeing.)

???: So maybe we could try this again with the red lingerie? Maybe put your hair in a bun? I would like that baby.

TLA: Ay what the fuck you think you doing pendejo? Leave the bitches alone!

(Liam Archer is shown standing on top of several Poon Palace strippers on their hands and knees as security is trying to convince him to come down.)

Liam Archer: It’s gotten real bad TLA! I can’t face what I’ve done! I’m going to end it all right now! I’m a pervert and a coward! Fuck my life!

Ashten Cross: Liam you have been fired from EAW and kicked out of your stable. We need to escort you off the premises…

Liam Archer: NO! Don’t touch me! Put your hair in a bun first then maybe… NO! It’s too late! I’ll do it! I’ll jump!

Ashten Cross: Don’t do it bro! It’s not that serious!

TLA: Do it tho! Get the fuck off my hos!

Liam Archer: Goodbye cruel world!

(Liam Archer leaps off the strippers about five feet as he lands face first on the concrete.)

Ashten Cross: Alright the strippers are secured. Now get this piece of trash up outta here!

(Security grabs Liam by the arms as they begin to drag him towards the exit.)

Liam: Can I still visit the Poon Palace TLA? I have some hot roleplaying ideas to try out. Astraea doesn’t work there right? She’s mean to me.

TLA: You banned por vida! OUT! OUT! OUT!

(Security tosses Liam out into the parking lot as the door is slammed shut in his face and his screams can be heard from the other side.)

TLA: Damn ese these luchadores gettin’ muy locos.

Ashten Cross: You don’t know the half of it… Sorry bad day at work.

TLA: I feel you homie. How ‘bout you take that corporate suit off and we give you a ride on the Poon Train free of charge! These bitches mad grateful you saved they lives!

(Ashten Cross is shown ripping off his tie and joining the Poon Train as the camera fades back to the ring.)

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(Highlights of the feud between TLA and Cody Marshall plays ending with their number one contenders match being announced last week.)

Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! AND IT IS FOR THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS SPOT FOR THE E… A… W… CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first…

(The lights dim as the crowd sits in silence. Suddenly, ‘God’s Gonna Cut You Down’ by Johnny Cash begins to play as the lights slowly being to iluminate. The ‘Lethal Weapon’ Cody Marshall emerges from the curtains as a spotlight is directly on him. Cody takes a moment and views the rowdy crowd as he slowly begins to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)

Announcer: Hailing from Dallas, Texas… Weighing in at 305 pounds… COOOOOOOOOOOODYYYYYYY MAAAAAAAAARSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!!!

(The crowd erupts in cheers as Cody embraces the crowd as he looks sternly into the camera and raises his hands high in the air.)

Deadprez: Welcome back, everyone to Midsummer Massacre! If you’re barely joining us tonight, I’m Deadprez and to my left is commentating legend, Pierre McGuire!

Pierre: Well, I’m quite shocked at such complime–

Deadprez: JUST KIDDING! Everyone knows that I am the greatest to ever sit in one of these dingy commentating tables. (Deadprez removes his mic from his mouth.) Hey, does anyone know if Cody has one of his trailer park thotties lounging around in the back?

Pierre: My.. what interesting choice of words but ladies and gentlemen, back to the matchup we are about to witness; the first entrant to this much anticipated bout is none other than Cody Marshall. After weeks of a heated back and forth with TLA, this match will determine what man stands victorious and just who is going to face the EAW Champion next.

Deadprez: Honestly, I’ll be fine with a Poon Palace biatch if that’s what you got.

(Cody’s theme dies down as the camera pans back to the entrance ramp. A green, white, and red light appears from the ramp floor which creates a solid light of color shooting upwards. ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac begins to play as the three lights flicker with each beat. Suddenly, TLA walks to the top of the ramp as the crowd begins to cheer endlessly. TLA, with two poon palace bitches on each hand, stands as he basks in the glory. Finally, TLA let’s go of the two women and begins to make his way down the ring.)

Announcer: Introducing his challenger! Making his way to the ring from the Poon Palace in Miami, Florida… Weighing in at 210 pounds… LA PANTERA SEXUAL… T!!!!!!!!!!!!!! L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(TLA slides into the ring and hopes on the nearest turnbuckle as he begins to pose. The camera pans to Cody Marshall, who is standing in his respective corner, staring daggers at TLA’s way. TLA jumps off of the turnbuckle and gives a sweet smile towards the Lethal Weapon.)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Pierre: And this highly anticipated clash is underway as the bell sounds! These two individuals begin circling around each other, slapping one another’s hands as Cody Marshall charges in, and TLA fakes him out with armdrag attempt forcing Marshall to sidestep at the last second, and now as Marshall attempted to maneuver TLA connects with a chop block to the legs of Marshall! That takes him down and TLA is fast off to a good start in this matchup as Cody Marshall clutches at the back of his legs! TLA wastes no time going back on the offensive as he connects with a boot stomp to the left pectoral muscle of Cody Marshall, and Marshall agonizes in pain as his back is pinned up against the canvas, leaving TLA to topple over him! TLA connects with a flurry of punches on the prone, mat-bound Cody Marshall, and Marshall is helpless to respond as he holds his fists up to neutralize TLA’s offensive assault some! TLA is coming at Cody Marshall with fast striking combos, and Marshall, as he writhes in agony, manages to grip the nearby ring rope with his hand! The referee forces TLA to separate from Cody Marshall, but before TLA does he adds insult to injury, slapping the taste out of Cody Marshall’s mouth! Cody Marshall is stewing as TLA gestures for him to bring it, and Cody, clearly motivated by rage, quickly rises to his feet!

Deadprez: TLA tries to meet Cody Marshall in the middle in the clothesline, but Marshall ducks under it, charging toward the ring ropes on the follow-through and springing off of them as he closes in on TLA who looks behind him when it’s already too late, catching the brunt of a vicious running big boot! That big boot completely levels TLA, and Cody Marshall has gained the upper-hand in this bout! Cody Marshall grips TLA’s hand, aggressively pulling him up and taking him back to a vertical base, now hoisting him in the air and holding him in a fireman’s carry position — and he connects with a Samoan Drop on TLA! The Samoan Drop lays TLA out on the canvas, and Cody Marshall hooks the leg of TLA immediately afterward! Is this going to be it already???

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!….

Pierre: A KICKOUT BY TLA! TLA isn’t going to be disposed of that easily, and Cody Marshall has to do a better scouting report so he knows that! Marshall shouldn’t have wasted any time covering TLA, he should have just continued relentlessly attacking his opponent until he was completely subdued! This is chess, not checkers. Apparently that escaped Cody Marshall as he got a bit too hasty there, but he’s determined to keep TLA down for the count now as he unloads with a series of punches to the head of his opponent! Cody Marshall is setting his sights toward the turnbuckles now, could he be thinking Second Amendment? Marshall ascends to the second rung of the ropes, and he measures the position of his laid-out opponent in the middle of the ring before he decides to leap downward, and he tumbles onto TLA for the Second Amendment leg drop — NO! TLA rolls out of the way in the nick of time, leaving Cody Marshall falling leg-first onto the mat! Cody Marshall writhes in agony on the canvas, but he has little time to recuperate as TLA reins him in as he attempts to rise back to a vertical base while clutching at his calves, and a roll-up from behind by TLA!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!… TWOOOOOOO!!!!….

Deadprez: A KICKOUT FROM CODY MARSHALL AT TWO! Cody Marshall sees just how close he was to snatching defeat from the jaws of victory as he breaks that pin and immediately rises back to a vertical position, TLA shortly following behind, and the two men are going to initiate a lock-up in the center of the ring – but TLA with a knee to the abdomen of Cody Marshall! TLA’s trying to stifle Cody Marshall and cause his opponent to lose his composure, and thus far that’s exactly what he’s done as he tightly grips the wrist of Marshall, Irish whipping him off the ropes and on the follow-through connecting with an unconventional maneuver for him, a Powerslam! That’s not normally in TLA’s arsenal, but you can see that fire and that competitive zeal in the eyes of TLA, that will to win, that killer instinct! TLA’s trying to not make the same mistake Cody Marshall made against him by covering too early without going back on the offensive, instead darting toward the ropes and quickly climbing atop them with absolutely no regard for human life, no regard for the safety of his foe Cody Marshall, as he now scales the top ropes and sizes Cody Marshall up, leaping down — AND CONNECTING WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS! THE 420! A PICTURE-PERFECT 420 BY TLA CONNECTS, ABSOLUTELY LAYING WASTE TO CODY MARSHALL, AND TLA’S GOING TO EMPHATICALLY HOOK THE LEG AND GO FOR THE COVER RIGHT NOW! CODY MARSHALL’S HOPES HAVE BEEN DASHED!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!…… TWOOOOOOOOO!!!!……. THRRRR—

Pierre: BUT A KICKOUT BY CODY MARSHALL! TLA IS ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED, HE LOOKS AT THE REFEREE IN COMPLETE AND UTTER ASTONISHMENT AS CODY MARSHALL KICKS OUT OF THAT 420! TLA BANGS HIS FISTS AGAINST THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION AFTER THAT SHOCKING KICKOUT BY CODY MARSHALL, AGAIN HOLDING TWO FINGERS UP IN THE AIR TO SIGNIFY TO THE REFEREE HIS INCREDULOUSNESS OVER THE FACT IT WAS ONLY A TWO COUNT! TLA DOESN’T HAVE ANY MORE TIME TO WASTE. YOU LET A PREDATOR SLEEP FOR TOO LONG AND EVENTUALLY THEY’RE GOING TO STRIKE! THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT CODY MARSHALL IS, AND TLA IS COGNIZANT OF THAT FACT AS HE FINALLY STOPS FEELING SORRY FOR HIMSELF AND WRAPS CODY MARSHALL’S ARMS BEHIND HIS BACK, TAKING HIM UP FROM THAT POSITION VERTICALLY AND GETTING HIM BACK ON HIS FEET — AND TLA LOOKS AS IF HE’S ABOUT TO TAKE CODY MARSHALL UP FOR SOMETHING, MAYBE THAT DREADED MEXICAN DESTROYER PERHAPS?

Deadprez: BUT CODY MARSHALL SPINS OUT OF WHATEVER TLA WAS ATTEMPTING, AND INSTEAD AS TLA TURNS AROUND, CODY CONNECTS A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! BOTH MEN ARE LAID OUT ON THE CANVAS, INCAPACITATED! THAT WAS A DESPERATION MANEUVER FROM CODY MARSHALL AND I THINK YOU CAN SUFFICE TO SAY IT SAVED HIS PROVERBIAL BACON!

Pierre: But I don’t think it’ll matter for Cody Marshall as he’s still suffering the significant effects of fatigue from TLA’s earlier onslaught! You can see TLA is already stirring on the canvas, whereas Cody Marshall seems completely incapacitated! If I were a betting man, I’d say he isn’t playing possum. TLA clutches onto the second ring rope and pulls himself back to his feet, making a brushing motion on his shoulder and now a sweeping gesture as if he’s about to clean the trash off the ring! The arrogance of TLA could come back to bite him, but thus far it’s served him quite well. TLA grabs the back of Cody Marshall’s head as Marshall remains laid out and prone on the canvas, forcing him back to his feet and now connecting with a knife-edged chop, backing Marshall into the corner and pinning him up against the turnbuckles! And now TLA with headbutts to the midsection of the pinned-up Cody Marshall — but Marshall manages to retaliate with a thumb to the eye of TLA! TLA’s vision is obscured as he staggers back, and Cody Marshall has enough gas left in his tank to charge forward and attempt a running bulldog — but only to be thrown off of TLA like a ragdoll as his legs end up caught between the middle ropes, his head pressed against the turnbuckle! Cody Marshall falls back on the canvas as TLA takes a moment to collect himself. TLA regains his eyesight as he moseys on over to Cody Marshall, and TLA with a high knee drop to the canvas-bound Cody Marshall! BUT MARSHALL ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND TLA’S KNEE DIRECTLY LANDS AGAINST THAT COLD, HARD MAT, LEAVING HIM CLUTCHING HIS KNEE IN PAIN AFTERWARD!

Deadprez: AND CODY MARSHALL MANAGES TO PRY HIS WAY BACK UP TO HIS FEET, TUGGING ON THE TURNBUCKLE PAD FOR LEVERAGE AND PULLING HIMSELF BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE! TLA IS HOLDING ONTO HIS KNEE IN PAIN AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TO HIS FEET AS WELL, AND CODY MARSHALL LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE ON THIS SITUATION AS HE HAS TLA IN HIS SIGHTS AND NOW REELS HIM IN LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER, HOISTING HIM HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD IN THE AIR IN THAT GORILLA PRESS POSITION, AND HE’S GONNA TAKE HIM DOWN — NO!!! NO!!! TLA MANEUVERS HIS WAY BEHIND CODY MARSHALL AFTER MARSHALL TOOK HIM UP IN THAT GORILLA PRESS POSITION, AND NOW MARSHALL IS BLINDSIDED BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND BEING MET WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, FOLLOWED IMMEDIATELY THEREAFTER BY TLA FOLDING THE ARMS OF MARSHALL AROUND HIM!

Pierre: MEXICAN DESTROYERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! THE MEXICAN DESTROYER CONNECTS, COMPLETELY, UTTERLY LAYING OUT CODY MARSHALL AS TLA EXHAUSTEDLY DRAPES HIS SHOULDER OVER THE LIFELESS CODY MARSHALL! LIGHTS OUT!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!… THRRRRRRRRRRR—

Deadprez: KICKOUT BY CODY MARSHALL!!!!!! THIS IS QUITE UNPRECEDENTED!!! WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS OVER WITH THAT MEXICAN DESTROYER, I STILL DON’T KNOW HOW HE MANAGED TO KICKOUT!!

Pierre: When the stakes are this high, you do things that you didn’t even think you were capable of. If you look at Cody Marshall, he’s still laid out lifeless in the ring as TLA is in shock. TLA is still in the driver’s seat but he’s going to have to get over that shock and get his head back into the game! TLA looks towards the still lifeless Cody, who hasn’t moved at all since kicking out in a last ditch effort. TLA notices this as well and tries to go for another pin!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!… THRRRRRRRRRRR—

Deadprez: ANOTHER KICKOUT! The first one was not an outer body experience Cody Marshall is still in this match but who knows what he has left in the tank offensively. TLA immediately gets up and takes Cody with him, another kick to the midsection! TLA IS GOING FOR A SECOND STRAIGHT MEXICAN DESTROYER! THIS ONE IS SURE TO PUT CODY’S LIGHTS OUT. TLA HAS CODY IN POSITION….. BUT WAIT CODY PUSHES TLA AWAY AND….. A LOW BLOW!!!!! A LOW BLOW RIGHT TO TLA AS TLA FALLS TO HIS KNEES IN PAIN! THE REF CATCHES WIND AND SIGNALS FOR THE BELL!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: Ladies and gentlemen, Cody Marshall has been disqualified! Therefore the winner of this match T…. L…. A!!!

(“Ambitionz az a Ridah” by Tupac hits as TLA’s arm is raised in victory by the referee. TLA is unable to rise to his feet of his own power, rolling outside of the ring after he’s declared the winner. Cody Marshall, still recovering from the Mexican Destroyer can be seen livid yelling at the referee and pleading his case.)

Pierre: I’m not sure what there is to argue, Cody got himself disqualified by low blowing TLA..

Deadprez: Gotta hear both sides Pierre, the ref jumped the gun!

Pierre: If you say so, regardless though this was an amazing hard fought effort by both men, unfortunately we didn’t get the ending we all hoped for. Cody Marshall made TLA go to his absolute limits and vice versa. Perhaps, that Mexican Destroyer was enough to make Cody fall back and do what he could to end the match early considering he barely survived it.

Deadprez: I don’t know man, but what I DO know is based on the way Cody is looking at TLA right now, this won’t be their last encounter.

(Camera fades elsewhere as a preview for Manifest Destiny 2018 is shown, don’t miss Stephanie Matsuda defend her championship against Cameron Ella Ava, and also, the conclusion of the Empress of Elite 2018 tournament, August 18th, 2018!: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465903991084154892/472474160585506836/MD-Poster.png)

(Camera fades backstage to Eve standing by with Drillmatic as their appearance solicits a huge reaction from the crowd)

Eve: Ladies and gentlemen I am here tonight with my guests, the Unified Tag Team Champions who are moments away from defending their titles against the Dragon Slayers, the team of Astraea Jordan and Malcolm Jones….. DRILLMATIC!

MJ: Yerrrrrr.

(Astraea doesn’t say anything, just looks at Eve with an annoyed expression)

Eve: Tonight you’re defending those championships against the Dragon Slayers, how do you plan on continuing your hot streak?

MJ: By going out there and doing what we do. Ain’t no strategy bih. It’s the Dragon Slayers, won’t take much to clean those bozos clocks and then it’s onto the next.

Eve: In the event that you do successfully retain, what exactly is next?

MJ: Well-

(Astraea covers MJ’s mic with her hand to stop him from talking. She then decides to answer the question for herself)

Astraea: What’s next? I think you should know the obvious answer to that question sis, but since you like to play dense I’ll spell it out for you. What’s next for me is I’m gonna continue dominating on Empire. I’m gonna beat the brakes off that bitch Tyler Wolfe next week and have her eating the mat just like Jael two days ago. Then I’m gonna advance to the finals, I’m gonna headline Manifest Destiny, and I’m gonna become the Empress of Elite. You know what I’m gonna do after that? I’m gonna drag Stephanie Matsuda in a rematch and I’ll be the one coming out on top this time, no outside factors. (Astraea gives MJ a scowl as he grins)

Astraea: Mind you, I’ll be doing all of this while holding this championship on my shoulder. The Unified Tag Team Championship, not to be overlooked by any means. As far as these things go it’s free smoke for whoever wants it like we said last week. If we gotta have open challenges every week in order to get dudes to step up to the plate then we’ll do that. Then I’ll be a double champion here in EAW.

MJ: Sounds like a plan.

Eve: I was actually going to ask you about the Empress of Elite tournament. Do you have any preference on who you’d like to face between Kassidy and Sienna in the event that you do advance?

Astraea: Well first I gotta focus on Tyler, I mean I know ima win but I definitely expect her to give me a challenge, she didn’t get this far by luck so I know she’s coming for heads but so am I. Once that’s out of the way, I’ll take whoever. Kassidy, Sienna…. it don’t matter come getcha L. I’ve defeated Kassidy before, and Sienna vs Astraea in a 1 on 1 match has been a lot of peoples dream match for a while, no Terminus bullshit with irrelevant wannabe alien hoes in our way, just the two of us. But like I said, Kassidy or Sienna.. either way you slice it, Astraea Better.

MJ: Facts.

(Drillmatic walks off as Eve looks on and the camera fades to black)

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(Highlights play of Andrea Valentine winning the Openweight Championship at Pain for Pride, her being invited into Hawks office to discuss her first defense and being introduced to Terry Chambers, Terry Chambers costing her an Empress of Elite first round match, and Andrea looking around for Terry backstage afterwards)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!

(“Can’t Be Touched” by Roy Jones Jr. hits as Terry Chambers makes his way out with a confident strut and a determined look on his face)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: Introducing first from Detroit, Michigan weighing in at 287 pounds… “THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE” TERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY CHAMBERSSSSS!!!!!

Deadprez: You could look at Terry and just tell it’s his moment tonight! Everything comes full circle as he gets his first taste of championship gold here in EAW, it’s written in the stars!

Pierre: The multiple year veteran whose career has been plagued by outside factors stopping him from being able to truly reach his destiny. He feels like nothing is holding him back now and he’s going to do whatever it takes to walk out victorious.

(‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX hits to cheers as Andrea Valentine makes her way up the ramp with her Openweight Championship wrapped around her waist. She doesn’t take her eyes off of Terry Chambers on her way up.)

Deadprez: The past few weeks for Andrea has not been ideal and her start of season 12 as the Openweight Champion has been a rocky one. She’s learning the valuable lesson that all first-time champions end up realizing, and that is… the grind only gets harder from here. Maintaining your spot is arguably harder that gaining your spot due to how many people are gunning for it.

Pierre: You actually said something that makes sense! Andrea has a target on her back with that championship and I think she now realizes it. Terry Chamber has not made things easy for her, with intimidation tactics and mind games, however Andrea does not look to be phased one bit as she makes her way up. She may have any physical advantages going into this match, but something tells me she’s still determined to show us something special!

Aaron Fitzpatrick: And his opponent, from Orlando, Florida, weighing 110 pounds… she is the OPENWEIGHT CHAMPIONNN….. AANNDDDDRREEEAAAA VALLLEENNNTIINNEEEEEEEE!

(Andrea makes her way into the ring staring down Terry as she unbuckles the championship from her waist and hands it to the referee. The ref gives it to the timekeeper and signals for the bell.)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Pierre: This match is underway! This is a real David vs Goliath feeling tonight. Despite being the Openweight Champion, the size advantage between Terry Chambers and Andrea Valentine is almost palpable. Terry Chambers is licking his chops at the chance to get to Andrea Valentine, and Valentine has a reserved expression on her face as her petite, hour-glass figure stands in stark contrast to the broad-shouldered, vertically gifted super heavyweight that stands across from her in the form of Terry Chambers. Terry has a maniacal grin on his face, and Andrea appears in no hurry to get this bout underway, but Terry takes matters into his own hands as he charges forward! Nothing doing as Andrea Valentine sticks her head through the ropes to force a break before Chambers can do anything and the referee gets in between the two individuals. Terry is warned by the referee that any breach of the rules could result in an immediate disqualification! Favoritism much? This battle of the sexes rages on as Andrea Valentine peeks her head back through the ropes and Terry wastes no time attempting to go back on the offensive, dashing forth like a madman possessed — but Andrea Valentine is the first to get in some offense in this match as she connects with a drop toehold that plants Terry Chambers face-first into the middle turnbuckle pad! Andrea Valentine launched the well-statured Chambers’ face into that pad like a bazooka, and Terry Chambers’ vision is obscured as he sustained a significant cut under the eye after absorbing that face-first fall! Wow! The tides have immediately shifted in the early goings of this match, as this is going to be a disadvantage that can maybe even the odds here!

Deadprez: At the end of the day, Terry Chambers is still 6’7, 284 of asskicker. How long can this hold him back? You see the blood pouring down the cheek of Chambers as he holds his eye, and now it’s Andrea Valentine from behind with the roll-up! She’s trying to do away with Chambers and retain her Openweight Championship!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!….

Pierre: But a timely kickout from Terry Chambers as fortune doesn’t smile quite on Andrea Valentine quite as big as she wants! Terry Chambers is back up to his feet, and Andrea Valentine is trying to execute a kick to the calf of Terry Chambers, but it has no effect on Terry as he throws Andrea back like a ragdoll! Terry Chambers is trying to compose himself and soak up some of the blood from his face on his shirt. Andrea Valentine, feisty as ever, springs forward and launches herself at Terry Chambers with a picture-perfect spinning heel kick, and what incredible elevation from the Openweight Champion, proving she’s not just a pretty face as the heel of her boot connected smack-dab in the nose of Terry Chambers! Whether it’s a case of bad luck, misfortune, or impeccable calculation by Andrea Chambers, she’s gained the upper-hand early in this matchup and Terry Chambers appears helpless to stop himself from being victimized! Andrea Valentine now darts toward the ropes, and she’s ascending up them, scaling those ropes until she reaches the pinnacle! Andrea Valentine sizes Terry Chambers up, and Chambers remains on his feet despite appearing groggy after being victim to the earlier assaults of the Openweight Champion! ANDREA LEAPS, AND SHE’S GOING FOR A HURRICANRANA TO TRY AND TAKE DOWN THE MOUNTAIN OF A MAN STANDING BEFORE HER — AND TERRY CATCHES HER! TERRY CATCHES HER IN HIS TRACKS AND HE’S GOING TO TAKE HER DOWN WITH WHAT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE IS GOING TO BE A VICIOUS POWERBOMB STRAIGHT FROM THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL — NO! NO! TERRY CHAMBERS ELEVATES HER IN THAT POWERBOMB POSITION AND INSTEAD TRANSITIONS IT INTO A GORILLA PRESS, AS THE BODY OF ANDREA IS COMPLETELY IN THE UNFORGIVING CLUTCHES OF TERRY CHAMBERS!

Deadprez: AND TERRY CHAMBERS TOSSES ANDREA VALENTINE NOT ONTO THE OUTSIDE, BUT STRAIGHT INTO THE STANDS! TERRY CHAMBERS SENDS ANDREA VALENTINE CROWD-SURFING WITH AN INCREDIBLE DISPLAY OF STRENGTH, BUT WE’D EXPECT NOTHING LESS! TERRY DEFIANTLY LOOKS INTO THE CROWD AS ANDREA VALENTINE IS LAID OUT! SHE RAN INTO SOME FANS, NOT QUITE ABSORBING THE BRUNT OF THE FALL, BUT THE INCREDIBLE PHYSICAL ACUMEN OF TERRY CHAMBERS WAS ON FULL DISPLAY RIGHT THERE. THIS GAME IS AS MUCH MENTAL AS IT IS PHYSICAL AND THAT DEFINITELY SENT A STRONG MESSAGE TO ANDREA CHAMBERS. TERRY’S MAKING A MOTION AROUND HIS WAIST, MOUTHING “NEW CHAMPION!” AS IF SIGNIFYING HIS VICTORY ALREADY, BUT HE’S GOT TO PIN ANDREA VALENTINE OR MAKE HER SUBMIT, NOT PREMATURELY CROWN HIMSELF AFTER FLEXING HIS STRENGTH!

Pierre: It’s lunkheads like Terry that are driven off-kilter despite physical advantages by strategists who always have their thinking cap on like Andrea Valentine. How do you think Andrea Valentine has managed to survive when swimming with sharks? She may be shaken, demoralized, struggling to get up right now as fans of all sorts trying to stick their grubby, cheeto-dust-fingered hands on her are fended off by security, but she frequently orchestrates her game plan and executes it to perfection which separates her from the rest of the pack!

Deadprez: Terry Chambers is now going onto the outside and trying to go back on the offensive before Andrea Valentine has any time to recuperate and regain her composure. Chambers grabs Andrea from over the barricade right as she’s regaining a vertical base, yanking her by the hair and tossing her over the barricade and onto the outside mat! Terry Chambers taunts Andrea Valentine, clearly feeling confident that his victory tonight and and potential status as the new Openweight Champion is all but guaranteed. Terry Chambers continues his taunting over Andrea Valentine, and Valentine appears helpless to defend herself. Terry Chambers looks on at the crowd who look back on at him in utter horror, and now Terry Chambers sizes Andrea Valentine up and fakes like he’s about to kick Andrea in the kidney as if she were a soccer ball, AND NOW HE DOES IT! THE SICK, TWISTED, DEMENTED TERRY CHAMBERS KICKS ANDREA VALENTINE IN HER KIDNEY AREA AS ANDREA YELPS AND SCREAMS IN AGONY! TERRY IS SICKLY SATISFIED WITH HIMSELF, LIKE HE’S JUST REACHED SOME KIND OF DOPAMINE HIGH, AS HE TUGS ON THE HAIR OF ANDREA VALENTINE AND TOSSES HER UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE BACK INTO THE RING! TERRY IN NO RUSH WALKS BACK UP THE STEEL STEPS AND RE-ENTERS THE RING COMPLETELY UNFAZED, NOT BOTHERED WHATSOEVER, AS THE CROWD LOOK ON IN HORROR AND SHOCK! TERRY CHAMBERS IS DEPRAVED!

Pierre: I bet Terry was the type of kid who fried insects with magnifying glasses in the blistering heat and kicked puppies, too. He’s truly having an outing to remember tonight and not in a great way. He isn’t embodying the role of a fighting champion, he’s toying with Andrea and making a mockery of the hallowed EAW ring elitists everywhere hold sacred!

Deadprez: Terry Chambers plays by his own rules and tonight Andrea Valentine is experiencing first-hand exactly what that means. Terry is back in the ring, and Andrea is trying to struggle to get up. Terry, with blood on on his face, smudges it with his thumb and licks it — very sanitary! But while Terry Chambers is a monster of the highest order, nobody ever accused him of being hygienic. Terry opens his palm and takes delight in the gasps heard from the crowd as he readies to smack Andrea Valentine across her face, and now Terry with the open-handed slap to the face of Andrea Valentine! NO! ANDREA MONKEY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, AGILE AS EVER, AND RAKES THE EYE OF TERRY CHAMBERS! THAT FURTHER OBSCURES THE CHALLENGER’S VISION, MAYBE ENOUGH FOR ANDREA TO STAND A FIGHTING CHANCE! ANDREA VALENTINE IS HOLDING THAT AREA AROUND HER KIDNEY IN PAIN, BUT SHE’S PUSHING THROUGH THE PAIN, PUSHING THROUGH THE FRUSTRATION OF BEING MOCKED DESPITE HER CHAMPIONSHIP STATUS, AND A STIFF FOREARM TO THE JAW OF TERRY CHAMBERS! THAT GOT TERRY TO BUDGE A LITTLE. THE MONSTER IS DAZED, HE’S GROGGY, AND ANDREA CONTINUES TO WAIL AWAY AS SHE KICKS TERRY CHAMBERS IN THE SHIN! TERRY CHAMBERS THROWS A SLOTH-LIKE HAYMAKER, BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE’S HITTING AS NOBODY’S HOME ON THAT ATTEMPT! ANDREA CHAMBERS NOW DARTS OFF THE ROPES, SPRINGING FORWARD WITH ALL THE SPEED OF A CHEETAH AND CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING FOREARM TO THE JAW OF CHAMBERS — CHAMBERS CATCHES HER!! CHAMBERS CATCHES ANDREA VALENTINE, AND HE HAS A CHOKE HOLD ON HER THROAT, HE’S CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF ANDREA! YOU CAN SEE HER FADING, BUT THE REFEREE WARNS TERRY THAT CHOKE HOLDS ARE ILLEGAL — SO TERRY INSTEAD HOISTS ANDREA VALENTINE UP DESPITE NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE! CHOKESLAM!!!!

Pierre: BUT ANDREA, EVER THE FIGHTING CHAMPION, MANAGES TO LAND ON HER FEET AS TERRY’S GRIP SLIPPED JUST ENOUGH FOR ANDREA TO BREAK FREE! TERRY GOES FOR A HIGH KICK TO THE FACE OF ANDREA, BUT ANDREA DUCKS UNDER IT, AND NOW ANDREA IS ON TERRY’S BLIND SIDE — ATOMIC BLONDEEEEE!!!! ATOMIC BLONDEEE!!!! THE REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER CONNECTS, LAYING OUT TERRY AS HE LANDED FACE-FIRST ON THAT CUT UNDER HIS EYE! ANDREA GOES FOR THE COVER!

Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!…. THRRRRR–

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX picks back up as Andrea Valentine has her arm lifted in victory and is handed her championship, she struggles to keep her balance after the hard fought match up.)

Deadprez: Andrea has overcome the odds tonight! I’ll admit I was not expecting to see her walk away as champion but she’s proven me wrong, she’s proven the detractors wrong and showed she deserves to be the Openweight Champion!

Pierre: No doubt, we weren’t sure what to expect from Andrea but she rose to the occasion. Hats off to both competitors, tough break for Terry Chambers who has been waiting on his moment, but if he keeps at it something tells me that moment will be sooner than we think.

(Camera pans to the trainers room as Diamond Cage is shown getting his head bandaged up from the attack from earlier)

Doctor: You already know what I’m about to say.

Cage: Then you already know how I’m going to respond.

Doctor: You have a concussion, you’ve had a concussion since Pain for Pride and it’s not gone away, it’s not smart if you go out there.

Cage: Look, this is what you are going to do, stop the blood from pouring out of my fucking head. Stitch this shit up and let me leave. Okay ?

(Doctor reluctantly continues working on Cage before a sudden knock is heard at the door)

Cage: You expecting somebody?

(Doctor nods his head “No” as Cage gets off the table and grabs his EAW Championship to use as a weapon)

Cage: Yeah why don’t you come in?

(An old crazed and obviously drunk looking man walks in as Cage goes to strike him but he stops as he looks at the man confused)

Cage: What in the entire fuck am I looking at right now?

Man: mannnnnn, you sure done grown up since the last time I seenz ya

(Cage is shown looking at the doctor before looking at the man who continues speaking)

Man: well don’t act like you done leveleddd up man, you remember me, I’m jim,

Cage: I know who the hell you are, but why the hell are you here, right now? I thought you were dead.

Jim: Now listen, maybe somewhere down the line, I thought you was dead too. You an oldhead just like me ain’t ya? At least that’s what all the kids be sayin about ya back at the school?

Cage: You still run that old ass wrestling school?

Jim: IT AIN’T OLD! IT’S CULTURE! And yes i do still run it and i been training the best since then, with an occasional drink to get me through it, but I still know a thang or two about this here pro wrassling and you know what I’m proud of you! You was like a son to me!

(Jim runs for a hug on Cage as Cage stops him in his tracks)

Cage: You remember what happened the last time I was at your school and you tried to show me a hammerlock? You talked down on me and I punched you in the face and knocked you out cold.

Jim: THAT WAS YOUR FIRST LESSON KID! AND NOW LOOK AT YA, BIG WORLD CHAMP, BUT YOU STILL GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED AROUND HERE EVEN WITH THE BELT! I’m here cuz you da best! You da best world champ there ever was and you one of my first students when you came to Jim hammerlock’s pro wrassling school in saskatchewan, I’m here to say let me be by your side again man, in all honestly, that school ran out of business and I’ve been drinking my pain away, please, please, i know you don’t want anybody by your side but i still got knowledge of this here pro wrassling and i can ensure that you’ll stay on top, it’ll be like old times man!

Cage: You know what, you crazy old bastard. Come on, let’s go.

(Cage leaves as Jim follows him as the camera fades back to the ring)

(The camera cuts to Aaron Fitzpatrick in the ring as the crowd is on the edge of their seats in anticipation for the next match.)

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Aaron Fitzpatrick: The following contest… is for the Unified Tag Team Championships of the World!!!

(“Warriors” by Imagine Dragons blasts across the speakers as The Dragon Slayers appear on stage looking hyped as they make their way down to the ring. Their many fans are shown giving a standing ovation as they enter the ring posing for the cameras.)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: Introducing first the challengers… at a combined weight of 407 pounds they are the team of Michael Shaw and Samuel Steele… THE DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAGON SLAYERSSSSS!!!

Deadprez: The Dragon Slayers have captured the gold in numerous promotions around the world but tonight they look to win the big one! Right here in EAW!!!

Pierre: Will we soon see the dragon’s reign? This is a team that has questioned the dominance of the current champions and have claimed Drillmatic will burn in hell at their hands! We might be looking at the next champs right here Dead!

(“Glory Bridge” by Chief Keef feat. A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie is heard through the speakers as Drillmatic makes their way out to the stage. First Astraea Jordan appears followed shortly by Malcolm Jones as they pose on the stage to cheers from the crowd.)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: AND THEIR OPPONENTS…. Weighing in at a combined 385 pounds……. Astraea Jordan, Malcolm Jones….. the Unified EAW Tag Team Champions….. DRILLMATIC!!!

Deadprez: The new champs are here and as you all know they recently captured those championships from Mr. DEDEDE and Cameron Ella Ava in controversial fashion! The consensus with our fans seems to be that Astraea Jordan is definitely deserving of the title but they aren’t so sure about Malcolm Jones!

Pierre: I think we will see tonight just how deserving he really is. Astraea may have put in most of the work into winning the title, but against The Dragon Slayers this is gonna have to be a team effort if Drillmatic has any hopes of retaining the championship here tonight.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Pierre: We are underway as Deadprez is covering his eyes from the display of affection in the ring! It looks like Malcolm Jones and Samuel Steele will be starting things off here tonight in the ring!

Deadprez: Both men lock up in the ring as Samuel Steele ducks under the arms of Malcolm Jones and drags him around the waist! Jones pounding on the back of Steele who grabs Jones by the legs and flips him to land on his back! Jones back up as Steele runs in taking him down with a Running Lariat! Jones back up in the corner as Steele runs in kicking him down with a Dropkick!

Pierre: Jones pulls himself back up in the corner as Steele jumps up onto him in the corner and falls backwards! Steele catapulting Jones across the ring! Jones flipping back into the ring as he crashes onto his back halfway across the ring! Astraea reaching her arm out for the tag but Steele grabs him pulling him back in with a hard knee to the gut!

Deadprez: And Malcolm Jones holds onto the leg! Jones spins corkscrewing Steele down to the mat! Steele using his leg to push Jones back as Jones falls onto his back but rolls back up to his feet! Jones runs in but Steele with the leg sweep as Jones lands throat first on the middle ropes! Steele runs the ropes as he splashes hard onto the back of Jones choking him out on the ropes! Jones falls off as Steele backs up slightly as he runs in!

Pierre: Baseball Slide to Malcolm Jones sends him to the outside of the ring! Jones crashing and burning up against the barricade as Steele plays to the crowd!

Crowd: STEELE! STEELE! STEELE!

Deadprez: Wow that’s the first time I think I’ve heard that chant in EAW.

Pierre: Jones back up as Steele runs through the ropes… SUICIDE DIVE CONNECTS!!!

Deadprez: Astraea Jordan willing on her man as Samuel Steele has taken control of this match spilling it over to the outside! Jones pulling himself up next to the barricade as Steele goes in with a series of hard kicks! Jones shoves Steele’s leg aside as he tries to escape but Steele catches him in the back of the skull with a Roundhouse Kick! Jones falling down motionless on the floor!

Pierre: Steele lifting up Jones’ limp body as he rolls him back into the ring and slides into the cover!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: Kickout by Malcolm Jones! Guess that kick didn’t knock him out after all! Steele kicking Jones hard again as he pulls himself up to his knees! Jones still willing himself up as Steele grabs him around the neck and connects with a Snap Suplex! Steele with a hard kick to the face of Jones on the ground as he drags him back up and punches him yet again! Jones with a Clothesline out of nowhere!

Pierre: No! Steele ducked it as he maneuvers behind Jones and unloads with a vicious German Suplex!

Deadprez: But Malcolm Jones flips through and lands on his feet! Jones bounces back off the ropes and hits a Superkick on Steele staggering him back! Jones backs up into the corner as he charges forwards…

Pierre: C-NOTE CONNECTS!!! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!

Deadprez: Astraea Jordan whistling at her partner with her hand outstretched! Now is his chance to make the tag! Jones crawling to the corner can he make the tag?!?!? He’s almost there!!!

Pierre: He makes the tag to Astraea! The crowd erupting as Astraea charges into the ring and begins whipping Steele with her braid! Astraea going off!

Deadprez: Astraea going in as Steele tries to escape into the corner only to get Astraea’s boot to his chest! Astraea choking out Steele with her boot as the referee is forced to pull her off! The crowd booing the referee as Astraea shoves past him and continues to stomp and choke away at Steele in the corner! The referee pulling her off once again as Astraea finally relents backing off as Steele recovers in the corner.

Pierre: Steele rushes out of the corner with a Shoulder Thrust to Astraea! No she holds on as Steele thrusts her up against the ropes and pounds away on his back! Astraea Jordan wraps her braid around the neck of Steele as he is being choked out and forced to back away! But Astraea pulls him back in and lifts him up in the air! Holy shit this power… KILL U ON CAMERA CONNECTS!!! ASTRAEA INTO THE COVER!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: The kickout by Sam Steele! Astraea pulls him up by the arm whipping him across the ring Steele lands back first into the turnbuckle as he collapses down crawling down towards his corner to make the tag to Mike Shaw! Steele lunges for it…

Pierre: But Astraea swats his hand away! Astraea preventing the tag as she grabs the head of Steele and Snapmares him back into the middle of the ring! Astraea grabs Steele around the waist as she is wrestling him to the ground Astraea climbs onto the back of Steele as he is laid out on the mat and begins delivering hard blows to the back of the head! Astraea grabbing the hair of Steele as she pulls hard at it!

Deadprez: The referee demanding a break as Astraea jumps back up into the corner waiting for Steele. Steele back up as Astraea signals to the crowd…

Pierre: FREE SMOKE!!! REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE KICK CONNECTS!!!

Deadprez: NO! Steele ducked it as he grabs Astraea from behind into a rollup!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pierre: Kickout by Astraea Jordan! Sam Steele nearly stealing the win there! Both competitors back up as they trade strikes in the ring! Hard Back Chop by Sam Steele as Astraea whips him hard across the chest with her braid! But Steele catches the braid! Steele yanks Astraea who whips around and he pounds her in the back of the head with a hard elbow shot! Steele grabs Astraea around the waist as she tries to hit him in the side of the head with her elbow!

Deadprez: Steele connects with a German Suplex! Astraea crawling back up as she is bent over. Steele runs off the ropes… AX AND SMASH CONNECTS ON ASTRAEA!!! Steele now crawling towards his corner as he sees the opening! Michael Shaw with his hand outstretched! But Astraea grabs the leg of Shaw! Shaw so close to making the tag but Astraea refusing to allow it to happen!

Pierre: Steele kicks Astraea off him as he lunges and makes the tag to Shaw!

Deadprez: Shaw busting into the ring as he grabs Astraea and tosses her with an explosive Exploder Suplex!!! Astraea rolling out into the center of the ring as Shaw runs off the ropes and hits a Running Shooting Star Press! Shaw with the cover!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pierre: Astraea Jordan kicks out! Astraea crawls into the corner as she pulls herself up but Shaw charges in battering her with a Corner Forearm Smash! But Astraea fighting back! Astraea with forearms of her own sending Shaw back!

Deadprez: But Shaw lifts her up above his head with the force! Shaw with a Turnbuckle Powerbomb dropping Astraea hard into the corner! Astraea collapses onto the mat holding her back in pain as Shaw falls down with a Falling Headbutt right into the back of Astraea as she screams out in pain! Shaw grabs Astraea by the hair dragging her up as he flips her upside down! Wait Steele is up on the apron! Steele springboards off the ropes… SLAYING THE DRAGON CONNECTS!!!

Pierre: Shaw with the cover!!!

Deadprez: But the referee is ordering Steele to get out of the ring! He has no business interfering like that he’s not the legal man! Shaw now getting up as he argues with the referee to make the count! WAIT WATCH OUT!!!

Pierre: Off the top rope! Malcolm Jones with a Flying Dropkick to Samuel Steele! Steele sent flying out of the ring with the force of that Dropkick from Jones! Steele recovering on the outside as Jones runs up the ropes once more flipping to the outside as he hits a Moonsault on Steele! Both men laid out on the outside as Shaw goes back to work in the ring!

Deadprez: But Astraea Jordan is already back up! Astraea with the middle finger to Shaw as he looks enraged!

Pierre: Shaw charges in with a Clothesline but Astraea ducks… FREE SMOKE BY ASTRAEA CONNECTS!!! THE COVER BY ASTRAEA! SHAW IS OUT COLD! IT’S OVER!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: Mike Shaw kicks out! Astraea can’t believe it and neither can these people! Sam Steele back up on the apron as an annoyed Astraea charges in knocking him back off to the floor! Malcolm Jones now back up in his corner as Astraea walks over to him making the tag! Jones in the ring now as Astraea lifts Shaw up above her head once more and tosses him into the corner with a savage Turnbuckle Powerbomb!

Pierre: Shaw staggers forwards holding his back in pain as Malcolm Jones comes off the ropes with a Spear! Devastating combo by Drillmatic as Jones goes for the cover!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: But Steele in the ring now to break up the pin!

Pierre: Astraea Jordan has had enough as she is cursing out Steele and getting up in his face! Astraea slaps Steele hard across the face as he spins around from the force! Astraea grabs him by the legs and tosses him over the ropes crashing to the outside! Astraea now climbing up to the top rope! What does she have in mind here?!?!?

Deadprez: LOVE SOSA OFF THE TOP!!!

Pierre: 450 SPLASH BY ASTRAEA FROM THE TOP TO THE FLOOR CONNECTS ON SAM STEELE!!!

Deadprez: Holy shit! Steele coughing up blood from the force of that impact!

Pierre: Malcolm Jones looks like he can’t believe it either as he remembers he’s the legal man and turns around into a hard left hand from Michael Shaw! Shaw lighting up Jones with punches knocking him back up against the ropes! Shaw whips Jones across the ring! No the reversal! Shaw leaps up onto the middle rope as he springboards back into the ring taking Jones down with a Clothesline!

Deadprez: Jones looks out of it as Shaw makes his way up to the top rope! Shaw looking to end things right here!!!

Pierre: DIVING HEADBUTT OFF THE TOP ROPE FROM SAM SHAW!!!

Deadprez: NO! JONES MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!!

Pierre: Sam Shaw just landed head first in the middle of the ring and he is convulsing from the impact on his neck! He may have permanent damage!

Deadprez: Jones now back up as he goes for the cover on Shaw!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pierre: SHAW KICKS OUT! I’m not sure if that was a kickout on purpose or one of his convulsions but he somehow got the shoulder up!

Deadprez: Wait look out Astraea is up on the top rope as she is calling Malcolm over to her! Jones walks over to the top rope as Astraea pulls him up to the top with her! Astraea holds Malcom’s hand as she lifts him up onto her shoulders! Malcolm using Astraea’s braid to climb up for balance! Malcolm Jones now standing tall far above the ring on top of Astraea’s shoulders on the top rope! What is he gonna do here?!?

Pierre: MALCOLM WITH THE FIVE STAR SWAG SPLASH!!!! OFF ASTRAEA’S SHOULDERS AS HE LANDS RIGHT ON MICHAEL SHAW IN THE RING!!! THE COVER!!!

ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: Here are your winners… and STILL the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions of the World… DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMATIC!!!

(“Glory Bridge” by Chief Keef feat. A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie blasts across the speakers as the championships are returned to Drillmatic! Astraea is shown celebrating with the crowd before rejoining Malcolm in the ring as they raise the titles high in the air!)

Pierre: Drillmatic retains! The Dragon Slayers fought until the end but the champs have done it and they did it together as a tag team! For anyone questioning if they could work together after the way they won the titles this should put any concerns to rest! Drillmatic proving that they are the dominant force in EAW’s tag team division that they have claimed to be!

Deadprez: And they got the titles to prove it! Can anyone stop this team?!?!?

(Astraea Jordan and Malcolm Jones kiss in the ring as The Dragon Slayers walk away to the backstage area.)

Pierre: Quick cover your eyes Dead! You don’t want to see this!

Deadprez: It is too late for me Pierre…

(Xander Payne is seen walking backstage clutching his New Breed Championship as he’s seemingly about to make his exit from the arena)

???: What up fuckboi.

(Xander stops in his tracks as he turns around and sees VIP leaned on the wall)

VIP: Oh you thought I wasn’t gonna pull up and see who my next victim would be up close and in person breh?

Xander: ….Who even are you?

VIP: Who am I? Last name ever. First name greatest. How quickly they forget, I’m the one who beat you in a match two weeks ago. Put some respek on my name cuz come Crossfire people finally gonna put some respek on that New Breed Championship after it gets a new owner.

Xander: Ohhhh you’re that clown who walks around with prostitutes and sings rap lyrics with a toothpick in his mouth! Yeah I remember you. You actually didn’t pin me but it’s good to know that your claim to fame is defeating me in a match, it just shows how much value my name holds compared to yours considering the fact that I almost forgot you existed.

VIP: Don’t flatter yourself fatso I only came out here to scout my next opponent. I was runnin through Newark with my woes and I figured, why not check out the show and the “winner loses to VIP match”. So now I’m here, to let you know that “New Breed God” nickname you’re runnin with holds no merit. I’m the king of the New Breed, I’m the king of the 6ix, and I’m coming for that title.

Xander: Sunami Tayo is a much more opposing figure than you and a way better competitor, and I just defeated him, surely beating you will be a walk in the park in comparison. You’re a joke, an absolute joke. A disgrace to this division and a disgrace to Canada.

VIP: Xan, you must’ve been popping some xans if you think you could fuck with me on your best day. Know yourself and know your worth, and understand that it’s nowhere near as high as what mine is. I’m the rookie and the vet, and unlike you ima be holding down my set. Tread lightly on Voltage, because it’s not gonna be smooth sailing for you going forward.

Xander: Look you idiot, I’m a fighting champion, I take on all comers and I take no prisoners, so set up to the plate and get knocked back down a peg where you belong, in a league below me.

VIP: Nah the only thing you gonna be taking is L’s when I’m done with you. I’m just hitting my pinnacle, you and pussy identical, you like the fuckin finish line I can’t wait to run into you! Wait till Crossfire you fat sloppy neckbeard having bum. I’m gonna put you in your place. I was taking REVOLT by storm when you was sitting on your couch watching me.

Xander: What’s that?

VIP: REVOLT? Oh just the company you spent months trying to land a contract with just for them to curve your dumbass because you wasn’t good enough. Then when they decided to give you a chance and gave you a contract they got bought out so you’re basically a bad luck charm and everything you touch ends. I can’t have that New Breed title suffer the same fate so I’m gonna take it off your hands.

Xander: Keep talking, you’re just going to make it that much more satisfying to see you fail. I’ll catch you tomorrow on Voltage, I’d watch my back if I were you.

VIP: Yeah we’ll see about that tough guy.

(Xander Payne walks off as VIP looks on and the camera fades to black)

(The camera pans over to the arena where we see Bella Braxton standing in the middle of the ring, microphone in hand, and a smile on her face.)

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Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! And it is the VOLTAGE INVITATIONAL MATCH!

(The crowd waits in anticipation until “Blackout” by Company Flow plays throughout the entirety of the arena as Lethal Consequences steps out, staring out onto the sea of fans as his manager, Andy Dominguez walks beside him, wearing a fancy suit. LC is in his traditional outfit, a smug smile on his face as he walks onto the steps, through the ropes and raising his arms to cheers from the crowd.)

Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! Being accompanied to the ring by Andy Dominguez! From Oakland, California! Weighing in at 230 POOOUNDSSS!!!!!….REPRESENTING THE ENTERRRPRIISEEEE……HE IS “BLUE MOON” LEEEETHAAAAALLLLL COOOONSSEEEQUEEEENNNCCEEESSS!!!

Pierre: A match that almost seems like it doesn’t belong, considering the two Voltage talents who will be meeting each other face-to-face right here in Midsummer Massacre, but one I know is guaranteed to be a battle of wits and ability! Lethal Consequences, the forefront of the Enterprise has made waves on the Voltage Brand after making this invitational match, as well as gathering new recruits for a slowly rising stable!

Deadprez: VOLTAGE SCUM! Wait…are we over with that now? My bad. Anyways, I know that whatever LC has in mind tonight for his opponent, it won’t end well considering he has Dominguez in his corner, which means that Dub has to be careful around him. He’s hot right now, and tonight if he manages to stand tall over Devan, he may very well have the right to make himself the physical representation of the Voltage brand.

(“The Sky Is A Neighborhood” by The Foo Fighters then plays as Devan Dubian walks out wearing a sleeveless jacket carrying his emblem on it, as he walks down to the ring with focus and determination. He rolls into the ring, before carefully eyeing both Consequences and Dominguez, then stepping onto the turnbuckles to do his signature pose.)

Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Leicester, England, United Kingdom! Weighing in at 230 POOUNDSSS!!!!……HE IS “THE AMAZING EMIR” DEEEEEEVVVAAAAAAANNNNN DUUUUUUUBBBBBIIAAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!

Deadprez: HERE HE IS! The Splitting Image of Glory as he calls himself here tonight in the flesh, and ready to take down The Enterprise with every fiber of his being. This match has been made much more heated after Devan attacked Andy Dominguez on the last edition of Voltage, wanting to send a strong message to LC and his group, and I think it worked! Both him and LC are determined to get the victory here tonight.

Pierre: A win for Dubian tonight would be instrumental in allowing him to get onto a fastrack to the top of his brand, but on the flipside Lethal Consequences could also manage to obtain the victory and provide The Enterprise with even more credibility and power to its name! It’s really anyone’s game here, to be honest.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Deadprez: And the bell has rung, this match is underway! Lethal Consequences, The KOTMD, Devan Dubian, The Fox going against each other in a match-up that I can’t wait to see unfold! They stare each other down from their respective corners, waiting to pounce for the attack….they walk towards the center and meet in lock-up! A collar and elbow tie-up between these two fighters, both of them battling for the advantage in this situation, but it’s Devan who gains the first one as he twists LC’s arm in a hammerlock! He gives a look of pain, moving and squirming around in an attempt to get out of the lock – OH! He throws an elbow straight into the jaw of Devan! He is taken aback by the elbow, LC turns around and he pushes him into the corner! The referee has to get in between the two men to break it up…..OH! But I don’t think that Dubian will allow that to happen as he CLUBS the back of Consequences with his right hand! Yikes! AND THEN A STRAIGHT KICK TO HIS CHEST! LC shoots up, and Dubian immediately charges with a STIFF forearm shot to the side of his head! And another! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! MULTIPLE FOREARMS FROM DEVAN, almost driving his elbow into the side of his skull!

Pierre: Looks like we’re skipping the technical aspect of this match, and going right into the brutality and physicality that comes with these two men! Devan stops the assault, shaking his arm almost as if he was in pain from that attack as well…..OR NOT AS HE TURNS AROUND AND CHARGES AT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! LC PUTS UP A BOOT RIGHT INTO HIS JAW! Quick thinking from LC allows him some breathing room, Devan reeling backwards…..AND HE RUNS TOWARDS HIM WITH A LOUD KNIFE-EDGED CHOP! DAMN! A loud and stiff knife-edged chop into the chest of his opponent, turning it as red as blood! AND A SECOND CHOP FROM LC! A second powerful and sharp chop from him, once again as the sound echoes throughout the arena! Classic maneuvers from a veteran of the business, as he puts his arm back for a THIRD DRAWN OUT KNIFE-EDGED CHOP! BUT DUBIAN DODGES THE CHOP! He reappears behind LC…..AND HE GRABS HIS HEAD, TAKING HIM DOWN WITH THE INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER! A CLASSIC DUBIAN MOVE RIGHT THERE! And Devan immediately jumps towards the cover!

Referee: ONEEEEE!!!!

Deadprez: KICK OUT BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! That’s all Dub can get out of him right now, it’s way too early for any significant damage to have been done whatsoever to his adversary right now! Devan stands up though, knowing fully well that it wouldn’t have done much to pin him then but simply as a tactic to get into LC’s head, as he attempts to stand back up…..BUT IS PUT DOWN BY DEVAN WITH A PENALTY KICK INTO HIS SPINE! So far, he hasn’t managed to get any more than a few shots at Devan, as he stands over LC and connects with a brutal STOMP to his head! Then to his chest! Then to his arm! Then to his leg! Then his other leg! Slow, methodical, painful stomps to each limb by Devan, systematically breaking him down and picking him apart piece by piece….BUT WAIT! LC CATCHES THE FOOT OF DEVAN BEFORE HE CAN STOMP HIM! HE TRIPS HIM AND HIS FACE LANDS ONTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! Smart thinking from LC as he manages to get back up without the use of the ropes! BUT DEVAN IS RECOVERED – LC POKES HIS EYES OUT! OUCH! THEN HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SCHOOLBOY PIN! DUB’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!

Pierre: BUT IT’S NOT EVEN A ONE COUNT AS DEVAN ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AFTER BEING PINNED KICKS HIS BODY UP! Both men are back onto their feet again, AND LC RUNS WITH A STRONG RIGHT HAND TO HIS HEAD! THEN A SHOT TO HIS STOMACH! He rebounds back from running into the ropes with a RUNNING DROPKICK THAT SENDS DEVAN INTO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH THE TOP AND MIDDLE ROPE! He lands hard with no protection onto his shoulders on the mat as Lethal Consequences follows! The referee attempting to scold the man for the eye poke earlier but he brushes him off, clearly not giving a damn about what he can or cannot do to his enemies! He rolls out of the ring, following a stunned Devan Dubian who rests on the barricade, BUTHE ISN’T ALLOWING HIM ANYTIME TO BREATHE AS HE SMASHES HIS FACE ONTO THE TIP OF THE BARRICADE! THEN HE MOVES HIM AND BASHES HIS HEAD INTO THE APRON! THEN IMMEDIATELY SHIFTS AND THROWS HIM INTO THE STEPS! JESUS, THAT WAS QUICK! Lethal Consequences using the outside to his advantage as we’ve seen plenty times before, but none as vicious as we see tonight! The top steps fly off from the bottom as they are separated, leaving the flat surface….what’s Lethal Consequences thinking here? Devan is barely conscious outside as LC picks up his head, grabbing hold of his arm ina precarious position….OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES JUST SLAMMED DUBIAN’S FACE RIGHT INTO THE FLAT PART OF THE STEEL STEPS WITH THE ROWS PEDAL! AN ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL SWINGING REVERSE STO RIGHT INTO THAT STEEL, BLOOD NOW SEEPING FROM DEVAN’S NOSE! DAMN SON! Flesh colliding with steel in a way that shouldn’t be allowed, as you can see a sick grin forming on Consequences’ face! He looks proud of it! He looks so fucking proud of brutalizing this man, and you know he doesn’t have any remorse for what could have been a career damaging move by him!

Deadprez: Lethal Consequences rolls back into the ring, nodding and chatting with his partner Andy Dominguez on the outside as they both look at each other either satisfied smiles on their faces! Devan Dubian is barely moving, his nose is just POURING out blood as the referee counts!

Referee: ONNNNEEEEE!!!!!……TWOOOOOO!!!!!!…….THREEEEE!!!!!!!…….FOOOOUUUURRRRR!!!!!!!

Deadprez: Devan is slowly stirring but I don’t know if it’s going to be enough to pull him out of this! That count isn’t reversing and if he wants any chance of winning this, he’s going to need some blood pumping into him to get him moving!

Pierre: YOU THINK THAT’S EASY?! Dubian is struggling to even move right now as the referee is nearing eight!

Referee: FIIIIIIVEEEEEE!!!!!!……..SIIIIIIXXXXXXX……..SEEEEVVVVEEEEENNNNN!!!!!!

Pierre: Lethal Consequences will take a countout victory as long as it’s a victory for the record books! He won’t care how he wins it because he knows that it doesn’t mater how many dirty tactics and moves he pulls, as long as he gets the win he will be satisfied! Dubian is on his knees now, gripping our announce table and still dazed! IS HE GOING TO SAVE HIMSELF?!

Referee: EIIIIGHHHTTTTT………NIIIINNNEEEEE!!!!!

Deadprez: AND HE SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING JUST IN TIME! WHEW, THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLY CLOSE! Devan manages to save himself from the countout as the crowd applauds his efforts to stay alive! BUT OH MY GOD! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IMMEDIATELY POUNCES DEVAN AND BEGINS TO POUNDS HIM WITH FOREARM SHOTS AND ELBOWS TO HIS SKULL! HE IS UNRELENTING IN HIS ATTACK, COLD AND CALCULATING, ATTACKING JUST AFTER HE EXPENDED ENERGY TO GET INTO THE RING! LC stands up and the crowd who was cheering him earlier now slowly shifts into a mixed reaction as he spreads his arms wide and shouts a battle cry! Devan is attempting to use the ropes to get back onto a vertical base, but LC does it for him as he grabs him by the head…..in a headlock…..HE SLAMS HIM DOWN AND GRABS HIS LEGS! LC IS ATTEMPTING THE BLACKOUT! HE’S CLAWING AT DUBIAN’S FACE IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET THAT SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN DEVAN IS FIGHTING IT! THERE’S LIFE AS HE PULLS AWAY AT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES’ HANDS! OH! AND NOW LC IS BITING DEVAN’S HEAD! THAT’S DISGUSTING! AND THE REFEREE SEES THIS AND HE IMMEDIATELY PUSHES HIM AWAY FROM DUBIAN, SEEING THE ILLEGAL ACTIVITY!

Pierre: Dubian is allowed some breathing room as he uses the ropes for leverage while the referee is scolding Consequences…..BUT LC ISN’T HAVING IT AS HE PUSHES THE REF AWAY AND RUNS AT HIS ENEMY! AND HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A LARIAT BY DEVAN DUBIAN TAKING HIM DOWN! FINALLY! Devan manages to take LC down with a lariat that nearly DECAPITATES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! He is flipped over as Devan is standing up, anger in his face and death in his eyes as you can see him wiping the blood of his face! He turns to face LC who is in the corner, groggy from the lariat…..AND HE RUNS AT HIM! A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT IN THE CORNER BY DUBIAN KNOCKING LC LOOPY AND PUTTING HIM ON SPAGHETTI LEGS, AND THE COMEBACK HAS ARRIVED! HE HAS RECOVERED, LC IS ON SHAKY FOOTING AS DEVAN JUMPS! BLEEDING EDGE! BLEEDING EDGE! WAIT! NO! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES PUSHES HIM AWAY! DUBIAN TURNS AROUND – ACID REIGN! ACID REIGN! NO! DUBIAN USES LC’S MOMENTUM AGAINST HIM AND TWISTS HIS CUTTER…..STRAIGHT INTO THE BLEEDING EDGE! THE BLEEDING EDGE HITS! AND SECOND TIME’S THE CHARM AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DROPS ONTO THE MAT IN A HEAP! IT IS OVER! IT IS ABSOLUTELY OVER! DEVAN LEAPS ONTO HIM, HOOKING HIS LEG, THE SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!

Referee: ONEEEE!!!!!…….TWOOOOOO!!!!!!…….THREEEEEE!!!!!!!

Deadprez: WAIT WHAT THE HELL?! OH MY GOD! ANDY DOMINGUEZ PULLS THE REFEREE OUT AT THE LAST MOMENT JUST MILISECONDS BEFORE HIS HAND CAN DROP FOR A THIRD TIME AND HE STOPS THE COUNT! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

Pierre: DOMINGUEZ SAVES THE MATCH FOR THE ENTERPRISE, HE IS THE CFO AND RIGHT NOW HE SAVED LC FROM BEING DEFEATED TONIGHT! DUBIAN IS STILL IN THE RING, THINKING THE MATCH IS OVER BUT SOON REALIZES THAT THAT IS NOT THE CASE! HE SHOULD HAVE WON BY NOW! HE SHOULD BE THE WINNER, BUT HE ISN’T! HE IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY CONFUSED! He stares out, searching for the referee, before turning to see Dominguez on the outside! Oh boy…..oh no. Devan sees Dominguez on the outside chatting with an angry referee, BUT RIGHT NOW HE’S ABOUT TO MEET AN EVEN ANGRIER DEVAN DUBIAN! AND THERE IT IS! BLEEDING EDGE BY DEVAN ONTO DOMINGUEZ ON THE OUTSIDE! OH MY GOD! HE TAKES THE CFO DOWN WITH A JUMPING CUTTER ON THE OUTSIDE! WHAT IN THE HELL?! HE IS PISSED AS HE SPITS RIGHT ONTO ANDY WHO IS UNCONSCIOUS, A FURIOUS LOOK ON HIS FACE! Oh my God! Devan manages to battle his way out of that cutter battle, attempting the Bleeding Edge, then LC attempts the Acid Reign only to be turned into the Bleeding Edge once more! The match should have been over then but thanks to Andy using dirty tactics, it isn’t! Devan is fuming right now on the outside as the referee is confused as well, wondering what has just happened! Devan now steps back into the ring –

Deadprez: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND PUNCHES DEVAN RIGHT IN THE CROTCH! THE NO-CAL! AND THEN FOLLOWS IT UP WITH ANOTHER LOW BLOW! THE REFEREE CAN’T SEE IT AS HE IS FOCUSED ON THE GROGGY DOMINGUEZ ON THE OUTSIDE! HOLY FUCK! LC TELLS THE REFEREE TO GET IN AND HE HAS NO IDEA! NO WAY! NO WAY IN HELL! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SITS OVER DEVAN PROUDLY WITH A DIRTY PIN AS THE REFEREE COUNTS! WHAT THE HELL?!

Referee: ONEEEEE!!!!!……TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!…….THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Blackout” by Company Flow blasts from the arena speakers as Lethal Consequences stands up, the crowd booing the absolute hell out of him, as Devan is lying down in agony.)

Bella Braxton: AND HERE IS YOUR WINNER……..LEEEEEETTHHHAAALLLL CONNNSEEEEQUUUEEEENNNCEEEESSSSS!!!!

Pierre: WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MESS! A STOLEN VICTORY BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RIGHT HERE IN MIDSUMMER MASSACRE AS HE CHEATS HIS WAY INTO A WIN TONIGHT! I AM ASTONISHED!

Deadprez: ME TOO! I cannot BELIEVE what we have seen here tonight from the Enterprise! Lethal Consequences and Devan Dubian started off easy but turned into a struggling battle, each side gaining the upper hand over the other, and it seemed that if it were not for Dominguez? Then we wouldn’t even be here in shock! Devan almost took the win tonight but thanks to the actions of LC’s manager and dirty, cheap tactics from the man himself – tonight we see that it’s the veteran who stands tall as the victor of the Voltage Invitational match!

Pierre: This was a match that I had no idea who would win, a match that I knew would be interesting but LC had to go ahead and ruin it for me by bringing in his illegal mannerisms and moves into this, allowing him to steal the victory!

(Lethal Consequences rolls out of the ring to help up the CFO as the two smile at the fans and at Devan who stares back at them, absolute anger in his eyes. They laugh.)

Deadprez: I don’t know Pierre….call it smart, call it cheating. Call it whatever you want! What we see tonight is that LC managed to escape the clutches of loss and take Dubian down with tactics and crawling out of the wreckage the victor! Lethal Consequences is your winner tonight, ladies and gentlemen, and has allowed The Enterprise to expand its horizon even further!

(Camera fades backstage to GM Hurricane Hawk who’s seen talking on the phone)

Hawk: Yes babe I know…

…….

Hawk: I just think that with our travel schedules, we don’t see each other as much as we’d like to and that needs to change.

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Hawk: What do you mean you need to see this through? Those guys are going to come back for vengeance and as much of a fighter as you are, they may overwhelm you.

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Hawk: I know I know, I just wish we were on the same brand then that way I could protect you.

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Hawk: Alright fine, I won’t worry too much about your well being and I’ll believe in you more. Love you babe. Thank you for the birthday gift by the way, Camille.

(Suddenly footsteps can be heard and a shadow can be seen approaching Hawk)

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Hawk: Babe I’ll call you back.

(Hawk takes the phone from his ear as he looks at the figure standing in front of him with a smile on his face)

Hawk: Wassup bro?! Welcome back!

(Nobi appears in the frame to a huge pop as him and Hawk embrace)

Nobi: Thanks Hawk, it’s really great to be back. I cannot WAIT to get back into action.

Hawk: And we certainly cannot wait to have you back in action here on Showdown, where you belong. You were a fighting champion with that National Elite Championship and that’s what this brand needs, fighters like yourself. People who are going to give it 110% every night. With a relatively young roster, these guys can really learn a thing or two from you.

Nobi: Sure thing, but I prefer to teach my lessons in the ring. Thank you for signing me to Showdown Hawk, you won’t regret it.

Hawk: Oh I know I won’t. You’ll get your first taste of action on the next show, so be ready.

Nobi: You won’t have to worry about that, I just hope my opponent, whoever that may be, is ready. I didn’t come back to play games, I came back to reclaim my spot.

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(“Highlight Video packing Highlighting the rivalry between The Heart Break Boy and Ahren Fournier, Ahren declaring himself the “GOAT” Champion and The Heart Break Boy looking to challenge that fact, all leading to HBB gold printing Ahren after a tag team match to Ahren making this challenge for an Iron Man Match to the Heart Break Boy)

(Camera pans to Aaron Fitzpatrick standing inside the ring with a smile on his face)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: The following contest is for the INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!! AND IT WILL BE CONTESTED IN A 30-MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH! THE MAN WITH THE MOST FALLS AT THE END OF THE TIME WILL BE CROWNED THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!

(“Ice Tray” By Quavo blast through the speakers to a loud ovation from this jersey crowd as the Heart Break Boy begins to make his way through the curtain donning red attire as he gets halfway down the ramp he does his usual pre-match prayer as more pyro shoots up from the stage behind him)

Pierre: Heart Break Boy, one of the greatest in EAW history! Looking to add more gold to his legacy and I feel tonight this iron man match favors the Heart Break Boy, yeah Ahren’s younger and he’s been a dominant Interwire Champion but the Heart Break Boy didn’t survive this long by not being able to stay for the long haul before!

Deadprez: I don’t know what the hell kind of EAW you’ve been watching but a new GOAT has arrived, the Heart Break Boys days of being the goat ended in like 2011. We got a new one and he’s the reigning Interwire Champion, Ahren Fournier!

(“Blackout” By Breathe Carolina hits as Ahren Fournier steps out onto the stage with a black plague mask on his face before opening up his umbrella as the words “GOAT CHAMPION” is written on it as he takes off his mask and lets off an evil grin)

Deadprez: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Pierre: Would you quit it,

Deadprez: Shut up, unlike you I appreciate the GOAT, The one true GOAT! The GOAT CHAMPION, AHREN FOURNIER!!!

(Both men stand in opposite corners as Aaron does the ringside introductions)

Aaron: Introducing the corner to my left, The challenger, from Ferguson Missouri! Weighing in at 220 Pounds!! “The Golden Boy” TTHEEEEE HEAAAARRRTTTTT BREEAAAAAKKKKK BOOOOYYYYYYYY…!

(HBB stares down with Ahren Fournier as Aaron continues to speak)
Aaron: Introducing the corner to my right, The champion, who will like to be recognized as “The Greatest OF All Times”, The GOAT Champion! From Pawtucket, Rhode Island! Weighing in at 210 Pounds! The Current, reigning and defending ELITTEEEE ANSWERS WRESTLING INTERWIRE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! AAAAAHHHHREEEENNNNN FOURRRNIEEEERRRRRR…!!

(Ahren raises the championship high in the air before handing it to the referee who holds it for display as 30:00 is shown on the clock)

Deadprez: And here we go with two of the best in the world in a match that requires a lot of endurance, the Heart Break Boy and Ahren Fournier lock up for a collar and elbow tie up! Ahren quickly gaining control over HBB as he applies a hammerlock placing the Heart Break Boy’s arm behind his back, and continues to wrench on the hammerlock! HBB though quickly using his free arm to hook Ahren by his head and he snapmares him down to the canvas and HBB quickly applies a headlock! Ahren pushing his way back up to his feet, HBB though trying to continue to continue to weigh him down but he doesn’t keep Ahren down for long as Ahren quickly pops up to his feet, and spins his way out of that headlock by HBB and counters it into a short arm bar! He’s applying pressure on the shoulder of HBB! And HBB pulling his arm away from Ahren! Ahren smiling at the Heart Break Boy, Ahren with this overwhelming confidence and it hasn’t been his downfall as he’s backed it up every time! Ahren offering his hand for a greco roman knuckle lock for a test of strength! HBB accepts this challenge as he locks up hands with Ahren and both men begin testing their strength and look at this! Ahren gaining the upper hand as it looks like HBB is struggling! Ahren smiling right in the face of The Heart Break Boy! And HBB immediately begins over powering Ahren as he begins pushing him back! Ahren looking confused as he immediately goes into a panic, He quickly gets out of the greco roman knuckle lock and sends a thumb to the eye of HBB! Ahren now slaps on a side headlock on the blinded challenger!

Pierre: HBB though with enough awareness to back himself up into the ropes and sends Ahren off into the ropes with his own momentum at brings Ahren forward! HBB drops down for a hurdle as Ahren leaps over him! HBB popping up quickly as Ahren runs forward again! And HBB jumps right over him! Ahren coming back running at HBB who FLOORS HIM WITH A ARM DRAG! Ahren popping up quickly as he runs at HBB who FLOORS HIM AGAIN WITH ANOTHER ARM DRAG! Ahren popping up quickly and HBB meets him as he delivers a loud OPEN HANDED CHOP TO THE CHEST OF AHREN! The sound can be heard all throughout this arena as HBB chins up Ahren and sends another CHOP! Ahren holding his chest as HBB quickly grabs him and irish-whips the champion into the ropes! Ahren coming forward as HBB looks to go for the back body drop! But Ahren stops himself and sends a punt kick to the arm of HBB as HBB pops up holding his arm! Ahren grabbing HBB and sends a big european uppercut that will surely jack his jaw! HBB backed into the ropes as Ahren hooks his head and sends another big european uppercut! HBB moving away from Ahren as he backs himself into a corner and Ahren returning the favor and almost mocking HBB as he sends a BIG OPEN HANDED CHOP OF HIS OWN! AND HE DELIVERS ANOTHER BIG CHOP! Ahren pulling HBB out of the corner, he wraps his hands around the waist of HBB and he’s looking to go belly to belly suplex!

Deadprez: But HBB boxes the ears of Ahren as he breaks his grip! Ahren holding his ears as HBB throws a close fist punch right to the face of Ahren! And he delivers another big right hand! HBB with a boot to the mid-section of Ahren! He grabs him and he sends Ahren to the outside floor! HBB holding home field so to say as he stands in the ring alone as Ahren is rising up to his feet! HBB quickly making his way over to the ropes! SPRINGS! PLANCHA OVER THE TOP ROPE AS HE CRASHES RIGHT INTO AHREN!! HBB with the first risky move of this match up paying off for him as he grabs Ahren up by his hair and he sends him right back inside the ring, HBB in firm control of this match up as he rolls himself back inside the ring! Ahren rising up as HBB comes over towards him! Ahren quickly rises up sends a SHORT DROPKICK TO THE KNEE OF HBB AS HE COLLAPSES!! HBB drops as Ahren was playing a bit of possum there and picked his moment to strike, HBB favoring his knee as Ahren immediately gets up and goes over to HBB and grabs the right leg and begins kicking away his knee repeatedly! Ahren drops the leg and drops down and begins punching away at the knee of HBB! This is why he is the GOAT champion, he knows when to pick his spots and when to strike! HBB is trying to get up as Ahren stalks him from behind! HBB pulling himself up with use from the ropes as Ahren from behind DELIVERS A VICIOUS CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE OF HBB!! HBB drops! Ahren grabbing that leg AND HE DROPS HIS OWN KNEE ON IT!! HBB shouting out in pain! If you take away his leg you also take away that devastating superkick of the Heart Break Boy that has won him so many matches!

Pierre: Ahren grabbing the leg for a single and begins turning on it, and he applies a SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB!! Ahren locks it in and he’s really pulling back on that leg of HBB which extends the pressure onto the knee! HBB is in obvious pain here but Ahren surely does not care about the amount of pain he is putting on the Heart Break Boy! Ahren mouthing the words of “I CAN DO THIS ALL NIGHT” and I will not doubt him! He’s been a great champion but his ego is out of control! HBB pushing himself up! HBB is crawling, he’s trying to make it to the ropes to break this hold! But Ahren! HE DRAGS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! HBB though manages to turn himself over as Ahren is trying to stop him from doing so and put him right back on his stomach! HBB though manages to switch over to his back! And he kicks Ahren using his free left leg! Ahren backs up! HBB gingerly rising to his feet! Ahren running at the Heart Break Boy, WHO LIFTS AND DROPS HIM FOR AN ATOMIC DROP! And HBB lifts him again and connects another ATOMIC DROP! HBB grabbing Ahren Forunier and sends him into the ropes for an irish-whip! Ahren comes back as HBB, connects with a clothesline! Ahren quickly rising up to his feet and HBB meets him and floors him with another big clothesline! Ahren getting up and swings! But misses HBB! HBB hooking Ahren AND HE DROPS HIM WITH A BACK SUPLEX! The Heart Break Boy still surviving as he gingerly gets back up to his feet! Ahren rising up as HBB spots him, and he scoops him up, AND HE PLANTS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SCOOP SLAM! HBB now making his way out to the outside, onto the apron and he begins climbing the top turnbuckle! HBB making his way up the turnbuckle! And he’s going for the Heart Break Elbow! BUT LOOK!! AHREN KIPS UP!! JUST LIKE THE HEART BREAK BOY WOULD!! AND HE SPRINTS UP THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE HOOKS HBB AROUND HIS WAIST!!! HBB TRYING TO FIGHT BUT TO NO AVAIL!! OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! HBB landed in a heap in the ring as he crashed and burned hard as we are now ten minutes into this iron man match!

Deadprez: What a move by THE GOAT! Ahren grabbing HBB by the hair! He pulls him in for the the front facelock! AND HE HITS A SHORT SNAP SUPLEX DROPPING HBB ONTO THE CANVAS! Ahren isn’t done as he pops up still with the front facelock applied as he muscles HBB up vertically high in the air! AND HE DROPS HIM RIBS FIRST ONTO THE ROPES!! HBB falling back into the ring after that impact! The Heart Break Boy is losing this match right now! Ahren is getting into his grove! Holding at his ribs as Ahren doesn’t seem to give a damn as HBB begins to rise and Ahren with a shoot kick to the back of HBB! HBB is in pain here and is in need of some aid! Ahren with a shoot kick to the chest of HBB who is trying to rise! Ahren with ANOTHER SHOOT KICK! AND HE BEGINS GOING OFF WITH ANOTHER SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST! HBB taking these strikes as Ahren backing himself up AND HE GOES FOR THE SHINING WIZARD!!! HE CONNECTS WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO THE FACE OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!! AHREN HOOKING THE LEG!!

Referee: ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE….TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….KICKOUTTT!!

Pierre: HBB KICKS OUT!! HBB showing that he’s still alive! HBB showing that he still has enough to keep up with the self proclaimed GOAT Champion! Ahren grabbing HBB up to his feet, AND HE LIFTS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! Who knows what he could be going for here! HBB though sends his elbow to the side of the jaw of Ahren! HBB repeatedly driving his elbow to the jaw of Ahren! He drops off his shoulder! Ahren turns around HBB looks FOR THE CUTTER!! But he’s pushed off as Ahren pushes HBB into the ropes! HBB holding onto the ropes! Ahren runs at him but HBB with a back body drop! Ahren lands on the apron as he grabs HBB but HBB instantly breaking his grasp and sends a right punch to his face! HBB running off the ropes now and comes forward! SHORT DROPKICK TO THE LEGS OF AHREN AS HE HITS HIS FACE ON THE APRON! Ahren dropped as HBB has got himself back into this match! HBB though sliding himself out of the ring! And he makes his way over to Ahren who is down by the steps! HBB walking towards Ahren WHO PULLS HBB BY HIS ATTIRE AS HE COLLIDES FACE FIRST WITH THE STEPS! Ahren suckering HBB in! HBB holding his face as Ahren has a slick smile on his face before grabbing HBB AND HE SMASHES HIS FACE RIGHT INTO OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE! AND HE REPEATEDLY BEGINS SMASHING HIS FACE INTO OUR TABLE! This match is taking a vicious turn as HBB drops off our table! Ahren pulling up the Heart Break Boy as he lifts HBB onto his shoulders! But HBB dropping off the shoulders of Ahren! He lands on his feet! HBB’s knee still bothering him and Ahren sees it as he quickly goes to HBB! GOLDPRINT!!! HBB WITH A GOLD PRINT SENDING AHREN OVER OUR TABLE!! HE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!! HBB NEEDS TO GET HIM INSIDE THE RING IF HE WANTS TO SCORE THE FIRST FALL AND SET THE TONE FOR THIS MATCH!

(Titantron: 16:54)

Deadprez: HBB though! Climbing his way onto the apron! As he looks back and sees Ahren crawling his way out of the corner! Ahren crawling! Crawling as he leans back on our announcers table! HBB SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES!! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!! NO!! AHREN DROPS AND MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS HBB GOES CRASHING RIBS FIRST INTO OUR TABLE!! HE CRASHES RIGHT THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE!! WHAT A RISKY MOVE!!! HBB holding his ribs and shouting out in pain, he’s hurt! Ahren dodging a bullet and may have saved his championship as he grabs HBB and he sends him inside of the ring! HBB is in pain and he’s hurting against the GOAT Champion, he has no choice but to lay down and die! Ahren slides in the ring! HBB rising up, AS AHREN LIFTS HBB ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! AND HE DROPS HIM FOR A GUT CHECK!! DOUBLE KNEES TO THE BODY!!! AND AHREN NOW HAS HIS POINT OF ATTACK SET!! HBB holding his ribs as Ahren is signaling for the end here! Ahren dragging HBB and he begins making his way up to the second turnbuckle! Ahren taunting! AND HE JUMPS FOR A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF THE HEART BREAK BOY !! HBB GETS HIS BOOT UP!! BOOT INTO THE FACE OF AHREN!! Ahren knocked for a loop as he’s backed into the ropes! HBB slowly, but determined to get up to his feet! Ahren, I’m not too sure he knows where he is but he makes his way towards HBB and swings for a clothesline! HBB DUCKS!!! AND HE LOCKS A WAIST LOCK GO BEHIND ON AHREN!! GERMAN SUPLEX!! HBB RISING WITH AHREN!! HE ISN’T LETTING GO AS HE PLANTS HIM WITH ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!! HBB LOOKING TO FINISH OFF THE THREE AMIGOS!! AND HE DOES IT!!! A THIRD AND FINAL GERMAN SUPLEX DELIVERED!! C’MON AHREN!!

Pierre: Ahren just got suplexed out of his damn boots! HBB is going to try this again, he has the EAW faithful supporting him as he makes his way out to the apron and climbs the top turnbuckle! Ahren still down! HBB he’s perched! AND HE FLIES!!! AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE BEAUTIFUL HEART! BREAK ELBOW!!! HBB CONNECTING WITH A STAPLE!! VINTAGE!!! BEAUTIFUL MOVE!!! AND HBB!! HE KIPS UP!! EVEN WITH BAD RIBS HE STILL HAS THAT SHOWSTOPPER MENTALITY!!! And he’s in a opposite corner! He’s tuning up the band! HBB IS TUNING UP THE BAND!! AND THE ANTICIPATION IN THIS ARENA IS GROWING!! THE FANS ARE CHEERING!!!! HBB!!! FOR THE GOLD PRINT!! AHREN STIRRING!!! AHREN RISING!!!! AHREN!!! HE TURNS!! GOOOOOLLLDDDPRINTTTTTT..!!!!!!! HBB MISSES!! Ahren ducks! HE HOOKS HBB FROM BEHIND!!!! THE CLIMAX!! RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS!!!! AHREN WITH A BEAUTIFUL RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE!!! He may have just killed any momentum HBB was building! Ahren drops for the cover! BUT HBB!! OUT OF NOWHERE!! HE COUNTERS TO A TRIANGLE CHOKE!!! HBB WITH A TRIANGLE CHOKE APPLIED IN THE RING!!! IT’S ALMOST LIKE HE WAS PLAYING POSSUM!! BUT LOOK HBB!!! AHREN!! WITH ENOUGH STRENGTH TO MUSCLE HBB UP!! AND HE SLAMS HIM DOWN BREAKING THE HOLD!!! Ahren backing himself up as he’s a little winded after that but he begins to gather himself as he sets himself in the corner! AND AHREN BEGINS TUNING UP THE BAND! HE’S MOCKING THE HEART BREAK BOY! AHREN STOMPING HIS BOOT INTO THE CANVAS MOCKINGLY AT THE HEART BREAK BOY WHO IS RISING UP TO HIS FEET!! HBB RISING UP!!! AND HE TURNS!! AHREN RUNNING AT HBB!!! PROTECT YO NECK!!! NO!!! GOLDPRINT!!! NO!! COUNTER BY AHREN WHO CATCHES THE BOOT AND SPINS HBB AROUND!!! BOOT THE MID-SECTION BY AHREN!! AND HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES!! STORY BOOK ENDING!!! HBB EVADES THE MOVE!!! AND AS AHREN TURNS AROUND…GOOOOLLLDDDDDPRINTTTTTTTTT!!! IT CONNECTS!!! HBB CONNECTS WITH THE GOLDPRINT!!!

(Titantron: 9:37)

Pierre: The Heart Break Boy LANDS HIS SIGNATURE GOLDPRINT!!! AND HE NEEDS TO COVER TO SCORE THE FIRST FALL OF THIS CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!! THE HEART BREAK BOY FALLS TO THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..THRRRRREEEE—

Deadprez: YES!!! YES YES YES, AHREN KICKS OUT!! AHREN KICKS OUT AND THAT WAS THE HEART BREAK BOYS LAST CHANCE! HBB looking up at the referee shocked and he can’t believe what he’s just seen, HBB can’t believe Ahren managed to kick out! HBB making his way right back to the opposite corner and he begins tuning up the band! HBB is going to try for another Goldprint! HBB STOMPING INTO THE CANVAS!! REPEATEDLY STOMPING THIS TIME THE DEMEANOR HAS CHANGED!!! AHREN IS UP AND TRIES SHAKING THE COBWEBS OUT OF HIS HEAD!!! AND HE TURNS!!! HE DUCKS IN THE INCOMING STRIKE BY HBB!! AND AHREN WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE SHIN OF HBB AS HE’S KNEELING AND HE COMES FORWARD WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE KNEELING HEART BREAK BOY!!! HBB on all floors!! AHREN RUNS OFF THE ROPES!!! STORY BOOK ENDING!!! IT CONNECTS!! CURB STOMP! HE STOMPS RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF HBB’S HEAD AS HIS FACE SMASHES THE CANVAS!! Ahren hooking the leg!

Referee: ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……THRR—-KICKOUTTTTTT!!!

Pierre: THE HEART BREAK BOY KICKS OUT!!! HBB HAVING ANOTHER AMAZING PERFORMANCE AND GOING TOE TO TOE WITH THIS GENERATION’S UP AND COMING GREATEST OF ALL TIME!! Ahren frustrated as he can’t believe that didn’t put The Heart Break Boy down for the count! Ahren rising up as he grabs HBB and he holds him by his face, AHREN SLAPPING HBB!!! HE’S SLAPPING HBB AROUND!! YELLING AT HIM TO STAY DOWN!! AND AHREN!! OH MY GOD!! HE JUST SPIT IN THE FACE OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!!! AND AHREN RUNS OFF THE ROPES!! PROTECT YO NECK!! NO HBB SIDE STEPS IT AND SENDS HIM OUT OF THE RING!! AHREN CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE APRON!! AHREN SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES!!!! BUT HE GETS CAUGHT IN MID-AIR WITH A GOLDPRINT!!!!! GOLDPRINT CATCHING AHREN FLUSH!!!! AND HBB!! HE DROPS TO THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONNNNNEEEEEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO……THRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Aaron: THE WINNER OF THE FIRST FALL!!! THE HEART BREAK BOY!!!

Deadprez: WHAT THE HELL?!?? WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED HERE? AHREN!! HE! I DON’T KNOW EVEN KNOW! THIS ISN’T RIGHT!!! LOOK AT THE CLOCK!!

(Titantron: 5:23)

Deadprez: THE TIME IS WINDING DOWN! WE ARE ENTERING OUR FINAL HOME STRETCH OF THIS MATCH!! THE HEART BREAK BOY IS UP AND HE’S IN DEFENSE MODE!! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS SURVIVE THE REMAINING FIVE MINUTES BUT AHREN IS IN HE NEEDS TO HURRY UP MODE!! THERE ISN’T MUCH TIME!! The Heart Break Boy backing up, as the referee signals for the match to continue! Ahren staggering up to his feet! AS HBB RUNS!! RUNNING FOREARM SHOT AS HE DROPS AHREN!! AND HBB ONCE AGAIN KIPS UP TO HIS FEET!! Ahren rising up, HBB WITH AN ATOMIC DROP!! BIG RIGHT HAND!! AND THEN HE SCOOPS AHREN ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! But Ahren manages to fight off of his shoulders! And HE PUSHES THE HEART BREAK BOY INTO THE REFEREE!! AHREN PUSHING HIM AS HBB CLOBBERS THE REFEREE!! HBB immediately trying to help the referee back up to his feet, AHREN!! GRABBING THAT UMBRELLA!!! AND HE SMASHES THE UMBRELLA ON THE BACK OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!!! HBB TURNS!! AHREN SMASHES THE UMBRELLA OVER THE SKULL OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!! HBB DROPS!! AHREN GETTING RID OF THE UMBRELLA AS HE LOOKS UP AT THE TITANTRON IN A PANIC!

(Titantron: 2:33)

Pierre: HE THROWS THE UMBRELLA!! AHREN BACKING UP AS HBB IS ON ALL FLOORS!! AHREN RUNS OFF THE ROPES!!! AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE STORY BOOK ENDING!!! HE PLANTS THE HEAD OF HBB INTO THE CANVAS!!! AND HE BEGINS HOOKING THE LEG!! AHREN!!! HOOKS THE LEG!! AND LOOK!!! THE REFEREE COMING TO HIS SENSES!!! HE BEGINS HIS COUNT!!! THE REFEREE SLOWLY GETTING THERE BUT HE COUNTS!!

Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..THRRRRREEEEEEEE!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Aaron: THE SCORE IS NOW TIED 1-1 WITH AHREN FOURNIER GAINING THE SECOND FALL!!

Deadprez: YOU CAN’T KEEP A GOOD GOAT DOWN! AHREN MANAGING TO SECURE HIMSELF A FALL!! BUT THE TIME IS WINDING DOWN!! AHREN NEEDS TO FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO!! CAUSE HE STILL NEEDS TO PULL AWAY IF HE WANTS TO WIN!! HBB is in pain, I think he has absolutely nothing left, he’s spent from this match as Ahren grabbing HBB by his arm, AND BEGINS KICKING AWAY AT HIS FACE! ALMOST TOYING WITH HBB REPEATEDLY PUTTING HIS BOOT INTO HIS FACE AND KICKING HIM AS HE PULLS HBB UP!!

(Titantron: 1:00)

Pierre: Ahren kicking HBB over and over in the side of the skull as he signals this is the end! AHREN!! BOOT TO THE MID-SECTION!! AND HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES!! STORY BOOK ENDING!! HBB MOVES!! FRONT FACELOCK!! HE LIFTS AHREN HIGH IN THE AIR!!! BRAINBUSTER!!! HE DROPS HIM RIGHT ON HIS DAMN SKULL!!! AHREN IS ABSOLUTELY OUT! Time winding down! HBB looking up at the clock! HBB is waiting! HE’S NOT INSISTING ON TUNING UP THE BAND HE’S WAITING FOR AHREN TO GET UP!! AHREN SLOWLY RISING!! HBB GRITTING HIS TEETH AS HE WANTS TO DELIVER ONE LAST GOLDPRINT!!! AHREN RISES!! GOLDPRINTTTT!!! AHREN FLOATS OVER FOR A ROLL UP!! HE ROLLS HBB UP!!

Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….THRRREEEE–KICKOUTTT!!

Deadprez: HBB KICKS OUT!! BOTH MEN SCRAMBLE TO THEIR FEET!! AHREN STORY BOOK ENDING BEFORE HBB CAN STAND BACK UP!! WAIT!!! HBB POPS AHREN HIGH IN THE AIR!! AND HE CONNECTS WITH A GOLDPRINT!!! OH MY GOD!!! NOOO!!!! MY GOD!!! HBB FALLS TO THE COVER!!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO……THRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(Titantron: 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11)

Aaron: THE SCORE IS 2 – 1 IN FAVOR OF THE HEART BREAK BOY!!!

Pierre: HBB HAS DONE IT!!! HBB RISES UP AS THE CLOCK CONTINUES TO WIND DOWN!!

(Titantron & Audience: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1: BUZZ)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Pierre: MY GOD!! HE’S DONE IT!! HBB HAS WON THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!

(“Ice Tray” By Quavo hits as HBB raises his hands high in the air as the crowd explodes with cheers before he’s handed the Interwire Championship and stares at it before raising it high in the air)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: HEREEE IS YOUR WINNNNNERRR… AND THE NEWWWWWW INTERRRWIREEEE CHAAAAMPIONNNN!!!! THHHHEEEEEE HEAAAAARRTTTTT BREAAAKKKKKKK BOYYYYYYYY!!!!

Deadprez: MY GOD!! NO!! THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!! AHREN!! HE’S NO LONGER THE GOAT CHAMPION!!!

Pierre: WHAT A MATCH! WHAT A CONTEST! WE JUST SEEN THE BEST SHOWDOWN HAS TO OFFER PUT ON A EXHIBITION CLASSIC!! AND FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS CAREER THE GOLDEN BOY HAS MORE GOLD TO ADD TO HIS RESUME!!! HE IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!

(HBB is shown climbing out of the ring with his new championship as he has a smile on his face and begins raising it high in the air before he winks at the camera as fans continue to chant “YOU STILL GOT IT”)

HBB: I NEVER LOST IT!!

(Camera fades elsewhere)

(15 minute intermission including several adverts for EAW merchandise, EAW Network shows, and weekly show recaps)

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(“Door To Door Cannibals” By Chevelle plays along with a video highlighting the feud between Diamond Cage and The Revenant as it highlights Revenant forming the NEO Syndicate and defeating Cage to become the number one contender as well as the brawl on the final Showdown before Midsummer Massacre where the two men engaged in a violent brawl)

(Ominous music plays as the Barbwire Steel Cage is shown slowly lowering as the anticipation in the Prudential Center continues to grow before the cage finally surrounds the ring as Camera transitions to Deadprez and Pierre Mcguire back at the commentary table)

Deadprez: This is a monstrosity that our current EAW Champion wanted and if these are the kinds of matches he’ll be having as the EAW Champion then he won’t have that belt very long and he’ll possibly lose it tonight! Hell I’ll go out on a limb and say Cage doesn’t walk out of here with the EAW Championship, he’s challenging a Cage fighter to a Cage.

Pierre: You and I both know when it comes to Cage it’s always a will and a way, but after the earlier attack with Cage arriving to the arena and getting attacked by the NEO Syndicate earlier in the day we do know he has a severe concussion but if you think that’s going to stop him from coming down to this ring and defending that EAW Championship you are absolutely more insane than Cage is, plus he has a mentor so to say by his side now.

Deadprez: You think that old drunk bastard is going to make a difference in this match?

(Camera pans to Aaron Fitzpatrick standing inside the ring surrounded by the Barbwire Steel Cage)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: The Following Contest IS YOUR MAIN EVENT OF MIDSUMMER MASSACRE! AND IT WILL BE CONTESTED IN A BARBWIRE STEEL CAGE!!! FOR THE ELITE! ANSWERS! WRESTLING! WORLD! CHAMPIONSHIPP!!!!!!!

(Crowd Cheers)

(“The lights in the arena dim before the bell for “ For Whom The Bell Tolls” By Metallica hits as The Revenant emerges from underneath the stage donning custom skull mask attire and a dark leather jacket over his ring gear as the song kicks in he begins making his walk down to the ring to a BIG Mixed Reaction before looking up at the structure)

Deadprez: This match has his best chance to come away with the EAW Championship, Cage is wounded, he’s a wounded vulnerable champion and I do not think he’s had enough time to recover getting his damn head smashed through a car window earlier, but he’s an idiot for demanding and insisting that he’ll compete tonight!

Pierre: He’ll go down swinging, you and I both witnessed the journey for the championship for Cage and if it ends tonight then damn it he’ll have it end along with his career and that’s something nobody wants to see but with this structure and the shape Cage is in and the hunger in the Revenant’s eyes, that might just be what we witness tonight!

(The Revenant enters the Cage and walks around it before looking around as his music stops as we have a long pause before “Smells Like Teen Spirit” blast through the speakers of the arena to a HUGE reaction as Cage is shown with his head bandaged up but making his way out donning a dark leather jacket with the EAW Championship around his waist as he begins dragging out a trash can filled with weapons as The Revenant looks none to intimidated as Cage continues walking down the ramp he’s flanked by Jim Hammerlock who is stumbling but is donning a “Cage t shirt” and is shown pouring beer down some of the fans throats as Cage throws that trash can filled with weapons inside the ring)

Deadprez: Look, it’s a wounded champion and his drunk mentor! C’mon do you really expect Cage to retain his championship tonight? Look at this.

Pierre: All I can hear is this roar from the crowd and I see a man who is determined to leave here with that EAW Championship no matter what condition he is in! Cage enters the structure and he’s staring daggers into his contender!

(Both men stand in opposite corners as Cage immediately grabs a Barbwire Baseball Bat out of his trash can as Michael Bishop is shown smirking at Cage who has a sinister gaze in his face)

Revenant: YOU THINK I’M FUCKING SCARED OF YOU?

Aaron Fitzpatrick: Introducing first, the challenger, From Chicago, Illinois! Weighing in at 247 Pounds!! THEEEE REVEEEEENANNTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

(Revenant climbs the top and pounds his chest as he gets a Mixed Reaction)

Fitzpatrick: Introducing next, the champion, from Edmonton Alberta Canada! Weighing in at 225 Pounds! “Explicit Content” DIAAAAAMONNDDDDD CAGG–

Deadprez: JESUS CHRIST!!! CAGE JUST SWUNG THAT BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT FOR THE REVENANT’S HEAD!! But he ducks! Aaron Fitzpatrick saying to hell with this and leaving the ring as the match officially is underway!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Pierre: Revenant backing up as Cage is stalking him with the baseball bat, CAGE SWINGS FOR HIS HEAD!! The Revenant quickly shoots on Cage and tackles him down to the canvas! AND THE REVENANT BEGINS TO POSTURE UP AND DELIVER BIG BODY BLOWS! CAGE TRYING TO COVER UP!! BUT THE REVENANT CONTINUES HIS ASSAULT AS HE BEGINS DELIVERING BRUTAL ELBOWS TO THE FOREHEAD OF CAGE!! JESUS!!! HE SPLITS CAGE OPEN AGAIN!! CAGE IS BLEEDING OFF OF THOSE ELBOWS AS THE REFEREE PUSHES HIM OFF OF CAGE! The Revenant shoots up to his feet and wipes Cage’s blood onto his torso! And the referee is trying his damnest to talk to Cage who is pouring blood like a damn faucet out here! Cage pushing the referee away, and the referee getting right back into his face asking Cage if he wants to continue, You know better than to ask him that question, of course he’s going to want to continue! Revenant growing tired of this as he grabs Cage and he hooks his arms around his waist, REVENANT SENDS CAGE OVERHEAD WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Cage sent halfway across the ring, Revenant making his way over to Cage who scrambles in the corner and Revenant begins to put the boots to Cage stomping away at his torso repeatedly! And now he uses the boot as he puts it in Cage’s throat trying to choke him out! He releases as Cage looks in dire need of help here, Revenant grabbing Cage, pulling him up by his hair!

Deadprez: CAGE! Breaking through his grasp fires a big Knife Edge Chop! Followed with a short jab! CHOP! PUNCH! CHOP! PUNCH! Cage somehow fighting back here as he grabs Revenant and looks to send him face first into the steel! Revenant blows holding onto the ropes! He sends a elbow to the mid-section of Cage! Cage backing up as The Revenant turns and runs at Cage! CAGE DOUBLE LEG TAKE DOWN!! He has the Revenant hooked by both his legs AND HE FALLS BACK AND CATAPULTS HIM INTO THE STEEL CAGE AS HE COLLIDES INTO THE STEEL!! Revenant falling back as Cage is losing blood but he’s rising and he’s staring at that barbwire baseball bat, jesus christ we’ve seen what Cage is capable of with that weapon in his hand! Cage grabs it and he’s staring at it, he’s waiting for The Revenant to rise to his feet! Revenant rising, AND CAGE SWINGS THE BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT INTO THE SPINE OF THE REVENANT! Revenant screaming in pain! Cage isn’t done as he SWINGS IT ONCE AGAIN!! AND HE CUTS OPEN THE BACK OF THE REVENANT!! HIS BACK IS DRIPPING BLOOD! Revenant drops to a knee as Cage, he goes over to the Revenant! AND HE BRINGS THAT BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT OVER THE FACE OF THE REVENANT!! CAGE IS SHREDDING HIS FACE AS HE GRINDS THAT BARBWIRE BASEBALL BAT REPEATEDLY OVER HIS FACE!! AND THE BLOOD BEGINS TO POUR!!! REVENANT SCREAMING IN PAIN!!

Pierre: CAGE STOPS THIS VICIOUS ASSAULT! Cage dropping the bat as the Revenant is over here swearing as he begins to don the crimson mask and this match didn’t take long to get to that sick and twisted place! Cage going to his trash can filled with weapons, and he pulls out a, jesus that isn’t what I think it is. CAGE PULLS OUT A DAMN FORK! HE HAS A DAMN FORK IN HIS HAND AND HE LOOKS LIKE A SERIAL KILLER! The Revenant trying to pull himself up to his feet, Cage is stalking as a sick grin grosses his face! Cage, HE RUNS AND STABS REVENANT IN THE HEAD WITH THE FORK!! Revenant ducks! He hooks Cage with a go behind waist lock! GERMAN SUPLEX! HE PLANTS CAGE ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK! The Revenant rising up to his feet and looks to have entered a different place mentally as he looks around and he goes over to Cage’s weapons and he dumps all the weapons out, and he grabs up the trash can itself! Revenant waiting for Cage to rise up to his feet, Cage is up holding the back of his neck, BUT THE REVENANT SMASHES CAGE IN THE FACE WITH THE TRASH CAN! Cage blocks with his hands, he’s holding Revenant and blocking him from hitting him with the trash can! CAGE WITH A BOOT TO THE MID-SECTION! The trash can falls out of Revenant’s hand as Cage hooks him and sends a big european uppercut! And he follows it up with another big european uppercut! Irish whips Revenant into the opposite corner! Revenant hitting the corner harder, Cage wiping the blood from his eyes as he runs! RUNNING FOREARM SMASH INTO THE CORNER! Revenant rocked as Cage pulls him in for a lariat! Revenant ducks! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW OF CAGE!! HE JUST KNOCKED HIM OUT!! CAGE IS OUT!! He just collapsed after that jumping knee strike and he hasn’t moved since! Revenant backing up as he knows the only way to beat Cage in this match is to escape, pin or submit him and he has a perfect chance to leave but instead! He makes his way over to that black bag, it’s a black bag that fell out of that trash can of weapons! Revenant looking around at this crowd and he opens the bag! AND IT’S THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF TACKS!! HE HAS THOUSANDS OF TACKS AND IT’S SCATTERED IN A PILE ON THE CANVAS!

Deadprez: The Revenant is stalking Cage who is just getting to his feet as Revenant raises his hands in the air! AND HE GRIPS CAGE BY THE THROAT!!

Revenant: THUMBS DOWN!

Deadprez: HE’S GOING FOR THE JUDGE!! CHOKESLAM INTO THE THUMBTACKS!!! CAGE JUMPS TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE BEHIND REVENANT! Cage with a waist lock! HE’S LOOKING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! Revenant firing an elbow to the face of Cage! Cage backing up, Revenant runs at Cage! CAGE WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! AND HE APPLIES THE SHARPSHOOTER!! CAGE WITH THE SHARPSHOOTER APPLIED!! CAGE TURNING THE REVENANT ONTO HIS STOMACHING AND HE’S PUNISHING HIS LOWER BACK WITH THAT SHARPSHOOTER! BOTH MEN DONNING THE CRIMSON MASK IN THIS AFFAIR!! CAGE IS SHOUTING FOR THE REVENANT TO TAP OUT! Revenant though looks like he has no intention of doing that as he pushes himself up but rope breaks won’t help in this situation! Revenant, HE MANAGES TO TURN HIMSELF ONTO HIS BACK! REVENANT DRIVING HIS ELBOW INTO THE SKULL OF CAGE!! REPEATEDLY DRIVING HIS ELBOW INTO HIS SKULL!!

Pierre: Cage backing up as The Revenant rises and he grabs Cage AND HE SENDS HIM SKULL FIRST INTO THE STEEL CAGE! Cage still standing as Revenant once again grabs Cage by the head AND HE SENDS HIM INTO THE STEEL CAGE WALL ONCE AGAIN!!! Cage drops! Revenant looks like he’s been rejuvenated here as he grabs Cage up to his feet, Revenant lifting Cage onto his shoulders! AND HE RUNS!! AND HE LAWN DART THROWS CAGE AS HE COLLIDES WITH THE STEEL SUPPORT BARS HOLDING THIS CAGE TOGETHER!! JESUS CHRIST!! Cage falling down to the canvas! Jesus christ, Cage is being punished here! The Revenant, grabbing Cage up and he lifts him on his shoulders! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!! HE PLANTS CAGE RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!! AND WE HAVE OUR FIRST PINFALL OF THIS MATCH!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…..KICKKOUUTTTTTTT!!!!!

Deadprez: CAGE FORCING HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS!! HE’S STILL ALIVE!! Revenant making his way to the opposite corner! He’s waiting on Cage to rise, Cage is barely rising, his body as to be warped with pain and the blood is another story! He’s lost so much but he’s still getting up, he rises up! REVENANT RUNS FOR THE SPEAR! CAGE GRABS THAT TRASH CAN AS REVENANT WAS COMING AND THROWS THE TRASH CAN INTO HIS FACE!! Revenant drops to the canvas as Cage looks insane here! He’s hurting but, he digs into his pocket and! HE PULLS OUT A POCKET KNIFE?!?!? CAGE HAS A POCKET KNIFE, THAT HAS TO BE TOO MUCH!! Cage looking down at Revenant!

Cage: YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU WANT TO PISS ME OFF?

Pierre: CAGE LOOKING AT REVENANT!! AND HE RUNS TO STAB HIM!! Cage stops himself and he’s smiling, almost like he was just kidding! Cage making his way to the top turnbuckle, Cage climbing up the Cage where the barbwire is! AND CAGE!! HE’S CUTTING HIMSELF A PIECE OF THAT BARBWIRE!! CAGE CUTS HIMSELF A STRAND OF BARBWIRE AS HE DROPS BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! He throws that pocket knife to the outside floor as Jim Hammerlock immediately picks it up as Cage is staring at the Revenant who is on all floors!

Cage: Time for your first lesson.

Deadprez: CAGE USING THAT STRAND OF BARBWIRE ALMOST LIKE A WHIP HAS WHIPS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF THE REVENANT AS HE LETS OUT A LOUD SCREAM!! Jesus christ the back is already bleeding from Revenant along with his head pouring blood! CAGE NOT DONE AS HE ONCE AGAIN WHIPS THE REVENANT WITH THAT STRAND OF BARBWIRE!! Jesus, I can’t believe what we are seeing right now, the level of violence is once again being risen! Cage drops down with that strand of barbwire as he, HE PLACES IT OVER THE MOUTH OF THE REVENANT!! CAGE PULLING BACK THE BARBWIRE! ALMOST LIKE A BARBWIRE AIDED CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!! JESUS CHRIST!! LOOK!! LOOK AT THE EYES OF THE REVENANT!! CAGE IS PULLING BACK WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS AND THE REVENANT IS DRIPPING BLOOD FROM THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH!! THIS IS INTENSELY GRAPHIC!! CAGE!! HE LOOKS LIKE A MAN POSSESSED AND HE LOOKS DETERMINED TO HURT THE REVENANT!!! HE’S PULLING BACK!! YELLING AT THE REVENANT TO TAP OUT!!!

Pierre: REVENANT!! HE RAISES HIS HAND!! HE!! NO HE DOESN’T TAP!! BUT HE WAS SURELY THINKING ABOUT IT! CAGE DEMANDING THAT HE TAPS OUT!!! THE REVENANT!!! SOMEHOW MANAGES TO FREE HIS ARM!! AND HE GRABS THE LEG OF CAGE!! ANKLE LOCK!! HE’S TWISTING AT CAGE’S ANKLE!! AND HE MANAGES TO STAND UP WITH THE ANKLE LOCK!!! CAGE HE’S SHOUTING IN PAIN AND HE’S ASTONISHED THAT REVENANT MANAGED TO WITHSTAND THAT PAIN!! Cage isn’t going to tap, he’ll rather that ankle gets broken than to give up that EAW Championship to submit in this match! Revenant though! Looks fully intent on snapping Cage’s ankle! Cage though, he’s trying! He’s clawing!! HE PUSHES HIMSELF UP AND SENDS THE REVENANT OVER HEAD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!

Deadprez: REVENANT CATCHES HIMSELF! Cage gingerly rising up! BUT HE HOOKS THE REVENANT!! DIAMOND CUTTER!! NO!! REVENANT QUICKLY SLAPS HIS HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF CAGE!! THE JUDGE!! CHOKESLAM INTO THE THUMBTACKS FROM EARLIER!! JESUS CHRIST!!! CAGE HAS BECOME A HUMAN PINCUSHION!!! THIS IS SICK!!! CAGE!! ROLLING AROUND IN THOSE TACKS AND THE PAIN IS SHOWN IN HIS FACE!!! REVENANT DRAGS CAGE OUT OF THAT PILE OF TACKS!! AND HE COVERS HIM!!

Referee: ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…THRRRRRRREEE

Pierre: No Way! HE’S DONE IT?!?! NO!! THE REFEREE IS SIGNALING THAT CAGE GOT HIS SHOULDER UP!! CAGE IS STILL ALIVE IN THIS CONTEST! THE REVENANT CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! HE’S ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED! Cage is sitting up as the you can see the tacks all in his back! He’s moving gingerly but he’s staring the Revenant into his eyes as The Revenant doesn’t know what to make of this, Cage looks emotionless and he has pins in him and he’s bleeding and his body is warped with pain! Cage rising and so is the Revenant, both men staring each other down! AND IT BREAKS INTO A HOCKEY FIGHT! BOTH MEN TRADING HANDS BACK AND FORTH!!! CAGE GAINING THE ADVANTAGE AS HE CONTINUES THROWING PUNCHES THAT CONNECT TO THE FACE OF THE REVENANT! Cage going off here with this onslaught of punches! CAGE SWINGS FOR A DISCUS PUNCH! BUT REVENANT WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE BODY OF CAGE! He has Cage in a Muay Thai clinch! AND HE BEGINS FIRING THESE KNEES IN THE CLINCH! DAMN! ANOTHER KNEE INTO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE THAT BUST CAGE OPEN!

Deadprez: Cage breaks out of the clinch, blood dripping from his nose! AND HE SENDS A STAGGERING HEADBUTT AS HE COLLIDES SKULLS WITH THE REVENANT!! Jesus the sound of both their skulls crashing into one another is uncomfortable! Cage though he’s smiling as Revenant is dead to rights on his feet, CAGE SENDS ANOTHER SKULL SHATTERING HEADBUTT!! OH MY GOD THIS IS SICK!! CAGE GRABBING THE REVENANT! AND HE REPEATEDLY DRIVES HIS SKULL INTO THE REVENANT’S SKULL!! CAGE IS GOING TO PARALYZE HIS FUCKING SELF IF HE CONTINUES TO DO WHAT HE IS DOING! CAGE REPEATEDLY DRIVING HIS SKULL INTO THE REVENANT’S! AND HE FINALLY STOPS AS THE REVENANT FALLS TO THE CANVAS! Cage may have knocked himself loopy as he is staggering with his walk! Cage though pulling Revenant up from behind! WRIST LOCK! TRANSITIONED! MURDER! DEAATH!!! KILLL!!!! HE CONNECTS WITH THE LARIAT TAKING THE REVENANT’S HEAD OFF!! CAGE MAY HAVE DONE IT!! THAT MAY HAVE BEEN IT!!! CAGE THOUGH!! HE’S SLOW TO GET TO THE COVER!! HE’S TAKEN A LOT OF DAMAGE!! CAGE FALLS ONTO REVENANT!!

Referee: ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE….TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….THRRRRRREEEE

Pierre: REVENANT BARELY RAISES HIS SHOULDER!! HE BARELY MANAGES TO POP HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS!! AND THIS BARBARIC MATCH WILL CONTINUE!!! The Revenant is having a coming out party, he’s survived and shocked this entire prudential center as Cage rises up to his feet.

Cage: You’ve done good kid.

Deadprez: Cage, grabbing the Revenant up to his feet. Front facelock! AND HE LIFTS THE REVENANT UP VERTICAL!! HE’S GOING FOR THAT VERTICAL SUPLEX PILEDRIVER!! Revenant somehow drops down behind Cage! Revenant backing himself up a bit as he runs! SPEAR!! THE SPEAR TURNING CAGE INSIDE OUT!! BUT LOOK! OH MY GOD CAGE IMMEDIATELY RISING UP TO HIS FEET AS REVENANT CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE’S SEEING!! HE RUNS AT CAGE!! SPEAAAAARRRRR!! A SECOND SPEAR!!!!! AND LOOK!! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!! THIS IS INSANE!! CAGE STILL RISING!! HOLDING HIS RIBS IN PAIN AS THE REVENANT DETERMINED TO CUT CAGE IN HALF!! HE RUNS!!! A THIRD SPEAR!! THAT’S THE FINAL NAIL IN CAGE’S COFFIN!! THE REVENANT RISES AND HE SIGNALS THE END WITH A CUTTHROAT SLASH!! He pulls Cage up! The lifeless EAW Champion dragged up to his feet! Front facelock by the Revenant! AND HE LIFTS HIM HIGH IN THE AIR! THE EXECUTIONER!! HE SLAMS CAGE RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!!! AND HE HOOKS HIS LEG!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….THRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!

(Crowd lets out a loud shock of awe)

Pierre: CAGE KICKS OUT!! CAGE IS STILL ALIVE!! AND THE REVENANT CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! LOOK!! HE’S BACKING AWAY FROM CAGE WHO IS STILL LAID OUT! ALMOST LIKE HE’S SEEN A GHOST!! HE BACKS UP AND IS STARING AT CAGE!! WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE FOR HIM TO PUT THIS MAN DOWN!?!?!?! The Revenant looking around this entire arena almost like he’s searching for answers! The Revenant grabbing Cage up to his feet, Cage is lifeless- NO HE ISN’T CAGE IMMEDIATELY GRABBING THE REVENANT AND LIFTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!! HE’S GOING FOR THE GO TO RETIREMENT!!! Revenant drops down behind Cage and pushes him! REVENANT RUNNING INTO THE ROPES!! SPEAR!!!! CAGE!! COUNTERS!!! LIFTING THE REVENANT ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! USHIGOROSHI!! FIREMAN’S CARRY NECKBREAKER! Cage, slowly but surely surviving as he grabs the Revenant! VERTICAL SUPLEX!!! HE HAS HIM HIGH IN THE AIR!! AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE!! VERTICAL SUPLEX PILEDRIVER!!! IT CONNECTS!!!! CAGE JUST HAS TO COVER HIM!! Cage is crawling his way to the cover, he’s inching his way towards him determined to get to this man to pin him!

Deadprez: LOOOK!!! IT’S!! IT’S THE REST OF THE NEO SYNDICATE!! SHANE GATES AND DAMON DIESEL AS THEY PUSH THE REFEREE GUARDING THE DOOR OUT OF THE WAY!! AND THEY RUSH THE STEEL CAGE BEFORE CAGE CAN COVER THE REVENANT!! AND THEY BEGIN STOMPING AND POUNDING AWAY AT CAGE!!! Shane Gates continuing to stomp away at Cage as Damon makes his way over to the Revenant helping him up to his feet! As all three men begin stomping away at Cage! AND LOOK!! LOOK!! IT’S THE CORE BROTHERS!!! THE CORE BROTHERS RUNNING DOWN HERE!!! AND THEY BEGIN FIGHTING THE NEO SYNDICATE!!! AND LOOK!! RIGHT BEHIND THEM!! VIKTOR JACKSON AS HE IMMEDIATELY TANGLES WITH SHANE GATES!! THESE TEAMS FIGHTING!!! SHANE THROWING VIKTOR OUT OF THE CAGE AS HE FOLLOWS AND BOTH MEN CONTINUE FIGHTING!! MARCO AND DAMON FIGHTING OUT OF THE CAGE!!

Pierre: THE REVENANT!! SPEARS RICO!! HE RIPS HIM IN HALF WITH A SPEAR!!

Revenant: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!

Deadprez: CAGE!! RISING FROM BEHIND!! COQUINA CLUTCH!!! NO!! REVENANT DROPS AND SNAPMARE’S OUT OF IT!! REVENANT RUNS FOR THE HELLRAISER KNEE STRIKE!! CAGE MOVES!! AND HE LIFTS REVENANT FROM BEHIND UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! HE IS GOING FOR CAGE’S FINALE!! BUT THE REVENANT!!! DRIVING HIS ELBOW REPEATEDLY INTO THE SKULL OF CAGE AND CAGE DROPS HIM!! Cage backing himself into the corner! REVENANT!! RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!! CAGE INSTEAD WITH A ELBOW TO THE FACE! Cage grabbing the Revenant! And he LIFTS HIM FROM BEHIND WITH THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!! AND HE’S CLIMBING THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ALONG WITH THE REVENANT!!! CAGE IS CLIMBING THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ALONG WITH THE REVENANT!! ELECTRIC CHAIR ON THE TURNBUCKLE!! ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE THROUGH THE RING!! THEY GO THROUGH THE DAMN CANVAS!!! OH MY GOD!! THIS CROWD IS GOING ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!THEY ARE IN A HOLE IN THE DAMN RING!!! THIS CROWD IS ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED AND CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT THEY’VE SEEN!!

Pierre: Oh my god what does this mean! Look, oh my god! CAGE!! HE’S CRAWLING HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING!! HE’S TECHNICALLY ESCAPED!! CAGE HAS WON!! CAGE HAS RETAINED THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!! MY GOD!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” By Nirvana hits as a bloodstained Cage is shown crawling from underneath the ring as the referee makes his way over to Cage and drops the EAW Championship across his chest as Jim Hammerlock begins to lose his mind jumping all over the place before making his way over to Cage and helping him up to his feet)

Aaron Fitzpatrick: HEREEE IS YOUR WINNER… ANDDDDD STILLL!!! THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD CHAMPION!!! DIAAAAMONNNDDDDDDDD CAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEE…!!!

Deadprez: I DIDN’T THINK HE COULD DO IT, BUT HE’S DONE IT!! CAGE HAS DONE IT!! HE RETAINS HIS CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST A VERY GAMED REVENANT INSIDE OF THIS BRUTAL STRUCTURE!!! I DON’T THINK CAGE EXPECTED A FIGHT LIKE THIS BUT DAMN IT HE FOUND A WAY TO SURVIVE AGAIN!!

Pierre: CAGE!! SHOCKING THE WORLD AND SO DOES THE REVENANT WHO IS STLL BURIED UNDERNEATH THE RING SOMEWHERE!! BUT LOOK AT CAGE WHO RAISES THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP HIGH IN THE AIR! WHAT A MIDSUMMER MASSACRE!! WHAT A RETURN FOR MIDSUMMER MASSACRE AND WHAT A NIGHT FOR SHOWDOWN SETTING THE TONE FOR SEASON 12!!! WE’LL BE ON EAWRESTLING.COM FOR ANY UPDATES FOLLOWING MIDSUMMER MASSACRE!! THIS IS PIERRE SIGNING OFF FOR DEADPREZ WHEN I SAY!! GOODNIGHT!! FROM NEW JERSEY!!

(One last final shot of a bloodied Cage with his arm around Jim Hammerlock as he walks up the ramp and raises the EAW Championship as the Revenant is shown being helped out of the hole in the ring by Shane and Damon and the Core Bros and Viktor Jackson are shown hi fiving each other from outside the ring as the camera fades to black)

(EAW Logo Buzzes)

Dynasty 8/3/2018

Most Valuable Elitist #146