Narrator: Pain for Pride Se7en, where legends go to die …
( Scenes of the retirements of Heart Break Boy, Mikado Sekaiichi and Y2Impact play on the screen at Pain for Pride )
Narrator: That was the massacre on the legends but tonight? Tonight is the massacre of the rest.
( Scenes of Jacob Senn curb stomping both Cherise and Mayeza into the concrete floor play )
Narrator: Only the ones who are truly BEYOND extreme …
( Scenes of Kevin Devastation driving Mr. DEDEDE’s head through the TV monitor play )
Narrator: Who are willing to go BEYOND all conceivable measures …
( Scenes of Lethal Consequences destroying Diamond Cage play )
Narrator: Who are willing to go BEYOND all moral standards …
( Scenes of Jaywalker branding Cameron Ella Ava at Dia Del Diablo play )
Narrator: May just avoid a massacre …
( Scenes of Dark Demon rolling off the table as Zack Crash plunges 70ft off the ring-set through a table and through the ring at Pain for Pride play )
Narrator: May just avoid the biggest SLAUGHTER of the summer …
( Vic Vendetta standing outside a jungle, handling a lantern is seen )
Vic Vendetta: Won’t ya …follow me …into the jungle?
( ‘’Jungle’’ by Jamie N Commons plays as the camera pans into the building as a red pyro shoots up all around the stage, down the ramp and through the turnbuckles )
Heart Break Gal: WELCOME TO MID-SUMMER MASSACRE WHERE ALL THE WEAK AND NOT-SO-AWESOME-BECAUSE-THEY-AREN’T-HBG WILL BE SLAUGHTERED! Live from Oakland California, we are here for the fall out of Pain for Pride Seven and tonight, we will see one career SLAUGHTERED as either Jaywalker or Cameron Ella Ava will be forced to LEAVE EAW!
Stew-O: Not to mention, In Mr.DEDEDE’s first title defence of the EAW World Heavyweight Championship, it will be DEDEDE challenging his once-friend and now bitter rival, Kevin Devastation for the gold! Plus, can Lucian Black show he was right to leave the Council by challenging the now Quintessential MASTER, Tyler Parker for the National Extreme Championship?
( Camera switches to the Voltage commentary table )
Jake Mercer: Aren’t as awesome as HBG? I’ve no idea who ‘HBG’ is but I can obviously tell he or she isn’t ‘awesome’ by any imagination, pftt.
Kawajai: You’ve no idea who H—anyway, coming up tonight on the VOLTAGE side of things, Zack Crash and Dark Demon will do battle in a match that was been in the making since the FIRST Dynasty of 2014 and an issue boiling between the two since Road to Redemption 2012, it ENDS tonight! And, the very first EAW Champion in TWO YEARS will be crowned tonight, the man self-proclaimed as ‘greater than god’ Jacob Senn will battle ‘the uncrowned champion’ Brian Daniels tonight for the vacant EAW Championship!
Jake Mercer: Along with that, we WILL also have footage of the Vote of Confidence by the Board of Directors on the position of Mr.DEDEDE that took place this week! I can’t wait until they vote ‘’no confidence’’ and vote me in as Chairman!
( Camera switches to the Showdown commentary table )
ETR: And on the Showdown side, we have Hades The Hellraiser defending HIS championship against the former Answers World Champion, Starr-Stan! Starr has had STRONG words to say in regards to Hades, calling him a ‘fluke’ and ‘paper’ champion, can Hades answer his critics tonight?? Plus Norman Hellion WANTS his Interwire Championship back after Vic Vendetta cashed in his 24/7 Contract on him at Pain for Pride, these two MONSTERS are going at it tonight!
HYC: But let’s get things under-way tonight with our kick-off match!
( The ring is seen surrounded by garbage cans, tables, steel chairs, bags of salt and tacks, and two ladders )
( Blackout plays as Lethal Consequences comes jogging down to the ring with anger)
RA: The following EXTREME RULES MATCH is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Oakland, California, weighing in at 230 pounds… LETHALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL CONSEQUENCESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
( Would? – Alice and Chains play as Diamond Cage comes jogging down to the ring in a leather jacket and has a serious by excited facial expression )
RA: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 230 pounds… DIAMONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD CAGEEEEE!!!
ETR: The Ultimate Risk Taker of EAW, Diamond Cage. Diamond Cage bailed on Lethal Consequences and left him alone in his tag match, and after Lethal unleashed hell on him and sidelined him, we knew there was hell to pay. WWEFan’s efforts to keep Cage off Consequences in the weeks leading up to tonight were flawed but successful, and I know that Cage and Lethal both have a lot anger built up…
( Ding Ding Ding )
DP: AND DIAMOND CAGE CHARGES AND UNLEASHES LEFT AND RIGHT HANDS ALL OVER LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! Cage is driving in the left and right hands all over Lethal Consequences, and Cage whips him into the ropes… AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH A LEAPING FOREARM! Lethal gets back up to his feet and he tosses Cage into the corner, and he starts driving in chest chops over and over into his chest! Lethal grabs Cage and whips him into the opposite ropes… AND DIAMOND CAGE LEAPS ONTO HIM AND STARTS DRIVING IN RIGHT AND LEFT HANDS OVER AND OVER!
ETR: Diamond Cage is driving those right and left hands into Consequences over and over, and Cage looks up with a huge grin as he notices the weapons and extreme environment on the outside! Cage rolls out of the ring and drags Lethal out as we—LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH AN UPPERCUT! AND CAGE GRABS CONSEQUENCES AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE! Lethal stops himself from hitting the barricade hard but Cage comes running towards him with a 2×4 wooden plank! BUT LETHAL WITH A DROPKICK! Cage goes tumbling back against the ring apron and Lethal grabs a hand full of salt and whips it at Diamond Cage! Cage covers his fac—LETHAL WITH A KICK TO HIS GUT! DDT!
DP: BUT DIAMOND CAGE SPINS OUT OF IT AND HOOKS HIM IN… SUPLEX ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! Lethal Consequences is holding his spine in some insane pain and Diamond Cage that look of risk on his face as he takes a few steps back… AND HE CHARGES! DIAMOND CAGE LEAPS OFF THE STEEL STEPS AND GOES FOR A CROSSBODY! BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND CAGE CRASHES AND BURNS ON OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! Lethal goes over and pulls Cage up by his hair and is smashing his face into the announce table over and over, yelling at him and taunting him for believing he could outperform The King of the Mountain!
ETR: Lethal is dragging Diamond Cage to the other side of the ring where Lethal viciously tosses Cage into the steel steps! Consequences empties out a garbage can and lays the garbage can down on the ground, and he turn—DIAMOND CAGE CHARGES HIM AND CLOTHESLINE HIM THE GROUND! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES LANDED BACK FIRST ON THAT GARBAGE CAN! Diamond Cage grabs the lid of the can is smashing it into the face of Lethal Consequences over and over, and Cage hops up on the apron and climbs to the top rope… HE IS LOOKING FOR A FROG SPLASH! But the veteran Lethal Consequences rolls out of the way and Cage descends down onto the apron… AND CAGE WITH A RUNNING SENTON ON LETHAL! BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MOVES AND DIAMOND CAGE GOES BACK FIRST ON THE RINGSIDE PADDING!
DP: Lethal is stomping all over the back of Diamond Cage, and he is yelling at him, taunting him for digging his own grave by asking for this match! Lethal pulls Diamond Cage up and he leaps… ACID REIGN! THE DIA—DIAMOND CAGE PUSHES HIM OFF MID AIR! Lethal turns around… DIAMOND CAGE LEVELS HIM WITH A LARIAT! Diamond Cage pulls Lethal Consequences up and lays him on a table set on the outside of the ring… Diamond Cage hops up on the apron and climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Lethal rolls of the table and hops up on the apron… NO CAL! HE JUST HIT CAGE RIGHT IN THE FAMILY JEWELS! Lethal Consequences hooks Diamond Cage in… ROWS PEDAL OFF THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE RING! THE REVERSE SWINGING STO! HE COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KICKOUT!
ETR: Lethal Consequences rolls over and is driving the right and left hands into his face over and over, and Lethal hops up and goes running off the ropes… LEG DROP CONNECTS! Cage is holding his neck as he rolls onto the apron, and Lethal is over there immediately and he yanks him up… AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GOES FOR A SUPLEX INTO IN THE RING! BUT DIAMOND CAGE WITH A KNEE TO HIS GUT! AND DIAMOND CAGE! OH MY GOD CAGE WITH A SUPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE AND LETHAL GOES CRASHING THROUGH THAT TABLE! THE TIDES HAVE TURNED, PREZ!
DP: Diamond Cage is slow to his feet here but Lethal is hardly even moving, and Diamond Cage is stomping on the back of him over and over! Cage lifts up the apron and is searching for some sort of ite—LETHAL CONSEQEUNCES BREAKS THAT 2X4 RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK OF CAGE! Lethal falls back and is out of energy while Cage is holding his lower back and walking around in pain… Lethal slowly get to his feet and grabs a steel chair… AND HE SMASHES IT RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF DIAMOND CAGE!
ETR: Lethal Consequences tosses that steel chair on the ground and rolls the ball of barbed wire on it… AND LETHAL LEAPS FOR THE ACID REIGN! THE CUTTER ON THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR! BUT DIAMOND CAGE PUSHES HIM OFF AND LETHAL COLLIDES WITH THE LADDER AND FALLS TO THE PADDING! Diamond Cage has that look of sinister on his face as he picks up that steel chair and sits it out… Cage pulls Lethal Consequences in… HE’S GOING TO PILEDRIVE HIM ON THAT STEEL CHAIR! THE END OF THE STORY! BUT LETHAL GROUNDS HIMSELF AND PULLS CAGE OVER HIS SHOULDERS…. ALABAMA SLAM THROUGH THE STEEL CHAIR! THAT CHAIR JUST EXPLODED!
DP: Lethal Consequences is pulling Diamond Cage right back up to his feet and he is driving chest chops in over and over, and Cage can hardly even move! Lethal Consequences pulls Diamond Cage up is pulling him in front of the ring… AND CONSEQUENCES DRIVES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE APRON! Lethal grabs Cage’s arm… AND HE TOSSES HIM INTO THE STEEL RAMP WITH PURE FORCE! Cage is holding back in insane pain as Lethal is standing there, laughing and mocking him! Lethal grabs Cage’s arm and is pulling him up the ramp, which must be grinding his back bad!
ETR: Lethal Consequences pulls Diamond Cage up to his feet and he is punching him over and over, and Lethal pulls Cage towards the mini tron set up… AND HE SMASHES DIAMOND CAGE’S FACE INTO IT! BUT DIAMOND CAGE PUTS HIS ARM OUT AND STOPS THE MOMENTUM, AND CAGE ELBOWS HIM IN THE GUT! AND CAGE GRABS HIM… AND HE DRIVES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE MINI TRON! Lethal is down on the stage crawling, and Diamond Cage picks him u—ACID REIGN! THE ACID REIGN! BUT DIAMOND CAGE SHOVES HIM AWAY MID AIR AND LETHAL GOES FLYING OFF THE STAGE!
DP: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS LYING IN A PILE OF BROKEN PRODUCTION ITEMS, AND HE IS ON TOP OF A TABLE! Diamond Cage has an evil grin on his face… DIAMOND CAGE CHARGES AND FROG SPLASH OFF THE STAGE! CAGE AND CONSEQUENCES GO THROUGH THE TABLE AND NEITHER MAN CAN BE SEEN! NEITHER IS MOVING! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING TO HAPPEN AFTER THAT!
( Replay is shown )
DP: WHAT IN THE LITERAL HELL? THE RISK TAKING AND SEVERITY OF THAT MOVE FROM DIAMOND CAGE COULD BE CAREER ENDING! WHY WOULD HE DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT! WHY?
( Time passes as officials search for the competitors )
ETR: It’s been a frantic couple of minutes here as neither men are moving, but some officials have found both competitors and it looks as if we are going to follow through with a medical examination.. It’s clear that neither competitor can continue.
( EMT’s come out and both competitors are lifted onto stretchers )
ETR: Diamond Cage’s free and maniac styled grind has put him to where he is now, but would we like to assume that he did get the last laugh? The severity of this situation is not one we’d find entertainment in, but we will find a place in ourselves to hope for these two competitors well-being.
( Diamond Cage is seen being rolled on the stretcher to an ambulance pulled up, and Cage lifts his hand up before being put on the ambulance )
( Camera pans backstage to the interview area with Tomi Venus eating Chinese food with chop sticks )
Tomi Venus: Hey guys …
Tomi Venus *sighs*: I remember Mid-Summer Massacre last year, I was on the card, had a title shot but on the bright side, I got enough money to eat some actual f–
( Camera pans to Starr-Stan with the Elite Championship around his shoulder glaring at Tomi )
Starr: What in the HELL are you eating?
Starr: What the hell are these??… **Starr grabs the chop sticks out of Tomi’s hand* ..Chop sticks?? This is AMERICA, the greatest nation in the world, we use FORKS!
**Starr swats the food out of Tomi’s food*
Tomi Venus: WHAT THE HELL?? NOOOOOOO! THAT COST ME MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS!
Starr-Stan: THIS IS AMERICA! We don’t use chop sticks like some wild animal, we eat AMERICAN food, the greatest food in the world! This is why Americans are elite and those Asians like GI Styles are all scrawny and never will be world champions, eating those garbage foods!
Starr-Stan: You need to eat PROPER food and you can one day be world champion too uhh …umm …what’s your name son?
Tomi Venus: Tomi Venus.
Starr-Stan: Oh …you still work here?
Tomi Venus: Sadly.
Starr-Stan: I honestly thought you like, died or something …
Tomi Venus: Only in my dreams.
Starr-Stan: And just like Hades World Title reign will be after tonight. Its about goddamn time that I got my RIGHTFUL rematch for MY Answers World Championship, something that I was SCREWED out of at Reckless Wiring. Hades as World Champion?? Is this how bad this company has become?? Who else is gonna become champion, you?? (xd)!!
Tomi Venus: I could have been if WWEFan didn’t have it out for me.
Starr-Stan: Right, see that is EXACTLY what is wrong with this generation, always thinking that they gotta be handed everything, sure maybe I got handed my first title reign but my last one?? I EARNED that one. I Olympic slammed that emo Charles-manson wannabe Dark Demon off the chamber, got stretchered out and WALKED RIGHT BACK OUT despite medical professionals telling me not too and sent Y2Impact packing out of this company and won that title. Did Hades do anything like that? No. Sure, he fought well and hard to win his title after being stabbed twice with a railroad spike but he’s no worthy champion, he’s no TRUE champion, I’M the TRUE champion, I didn’t lose that title at Reckless Wiring, I had Dark Demon beat and he got Cleopatra to help him win. I should have gotten my title shot at Grand Rampage but that choke artist Diamond Cage got it instead???(ill) then Hades?? (ill) WHAT TOOK SO LONG TO GET MY REMATCH CLAUSE???
Starr-Stan: This is AMERICA, the land of opportunity, the home of the ELITE! The greatest nation in the world with the GREATEST POUND FOR POUND, PURE ATHLETE IN THE WORLD, STARR-STAN! Now if you excuse me, I’m getting back my fucking title.
( Starr-Stan walks off as Tomi looks down sadly at his food on the ground )
Tomi Venus: Maybe I could still eat it …(shifty)
( Camera pans back to ringside )
Ring Announcer: The Following Contest is set for one fall and it is for the NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(“Beast” By Nico Vega hits as Lucian Black makes his way down to the ring)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the challenger, from San Francisco, California! Weighting in at 265 Pounds!!! LUCCIAAAANNNNNNN BLLAAACKKKKK.!!!!
Stew: These two, Tyler and Lucian have been at each others throats over the National Extreme Championship and tonight we get to see who is the better man!
(“Eyes Closed” By BADBADNOTGOOD hits as Tyler Parker makes his way out with the National Extreme Championship around his waist and a white hooded robe)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the champion, from Syracuse, New York! Weighting in tonight at 223 Pounds!!!! HE IS THE NAAATIONALLL EXTREMEEEE CHAAMPPIONNN!!!! TYLLLEEEERRRRRRR PAAARKKKKERRRRR..!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
HBG: Were off, Tyler and Lucian lock up.. LUCIAN BLACK QUICKLY SLAPS TYLER PARKER RIGHT IN THE FACE!! Man this is personal between these two, Lucian trying to get the champion mad here! Tyler Parker is pissed off, you can see it, as these two lock up again….. AND TYLER SENDING A SLAP TO THE FACE OF LUCIAN!!! AND LUCIAN PICKING UP TYLER AND TACKLES HIM TO THE FLOOR!!! LUCIAN SENDING RIGHT HANDS TO TYLER WHO IS TRYING TO COVER UP!!! RIGHTS AND LEFTS BY LUCIAN BLACK!! As he gets off Tyler, and Tyler rushing to his feet, And Lucian with Tyler in his grasp. SENDS HIM ACROSS THE RING WITH A BEAUTIFUL BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! TYLER PARKER IS HOLDING HIS BACK!! AND LUCIAN COME FIRING WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!
Stew: Lucian with a front facelock on Tyler, AND HE DROPS HIM WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!!! He still has Tyler in a Suplex position… AND CONNECTS WITH A SECOND SUPLEX!!! LUCIAN BLACK PROPPING UP AGAIN FOR A THIRD!!! But Tyler blocks, Tyler with quick right hands to the Jaw of Lucian as Lucian backs up off Tyler, AND TYLER CONNECTING WITH A BEAUTIFUL STANDING DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE MUSH OF LUCIAN BLACK!! Lucian dropping onto the canvas but is up quickly and gets FLOORED WITH ANOTHER DROPKICK!! as Lucian is getting up Tyler whipping him off the ropes, AND GOES BACK BODY DROP!! But Lucian stopping and Tyler looking up, AND LUCIAN CONNECTS WITH A HUGE UPPERCUT!!! Tyler is in the corner…LUCIAN DRIVING HIS SHOULDER INTO THE GUT OF TYLER!!!! Black places Tyler on the top turnbuckle… AND LUCIAN WITH A FRONT FACELOCK HES GONNA HIT A SUPERPLEX!!!
HBG: BUT TYLER BLOCKING WITH SHOTS TO THE MID-SECTION, AND HE BEGINS FIRING OFF WITH HEADBUTTS!! RELENTLESS HEADBUTT’S BUT TYLER PARKER!!! AND HE PUSHES LUCIAN OFF!!! Great job by Tyler using his head as a weapon there…as Tyler runs around on the top… AND BACK FLIPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE INTO A STANDING LUCIAN BLACK !!! MOONSAULT INTO LUCIAN!!! TYLER’S KNEE HIT LUCIAN RIGHT IN THE EYE!!!! TYLER QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG!!!
Stew: Easy kickout by Lucian, who has a trickle of blood coming from his eye, Tyler lifting Lucian up, AND HE GOES FOR THE TEARDROP SUPLEX!!! But Lucian blocks and drops behind Tyler, AND LIFTS HIM UP FOR A BACK SUPLEX DRIVING HIM RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!!! TYLER PARKER IS DOWN!!! Lucian Black picking up Tylers head and begins delivering hard rights to the head of Tyler… Lucian picking Tyler up on his shoulders… BACKING UP AND HE DRIVES TYLER INTO THE CANVAS WITH A POWERSLAM!!!! Tyler rolling from the outside from that impact, Lucian following as Tyler is on all floors AND LUCIAN RUNS AND KICKS TYLER RIGHT IN HIS STOMACH!! Lucian grabs Tyler in a fallaway position… AND HE CONNECTS WITH A FALLAWAY SLAM INTO THE BARRICADE!! WHAT A MOVE!!!
HBG: Tyler Parker in trouble here as Lucian Black is dominating…. Tyler Parker is near the steps trying to recover as Lucian Black….IS SET. AND HE RUNS AT TYLER PARKER!!!! FOR A SPEAR INTO THE STEPS!!! BUT TYLER SIDE STEPS IT…. LUCIAN RUNS HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEPS!!! OH MY GOD!! HIS HEAD MADE A SICKENING IMPACT WITH THE STEEL!!! LUCIAN BLACK RUSHED IN AND MAY HAVE PAID THE PRICE FOR IT!! THE BLOOD FROM HIS EYE IS TRICKLING DOWN MORE!! But he is up… TYLER HOPS ON THE BARRICADE AND CONNECTS WITH THE FINAL CHAPTER!!! INNOVATING MOVE!!! TYLER ROLLING LUCIAN BLACK INSIDE THE RING AND COVERS HIM!!
Stew: Lucian Black still kicking out, you got to think that it will be hard to see with the blood in his eye… LUCIAN BLACK SWINGS WILD AND TYLER IS LOOKING TO GO ACROSS THE PARK!!!! BUT LUCIAN FIGHTS OUT OF IT AND PUSHES TYLER… AND LUCIAN BLACK FLOORS TYLER PARKER WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH!!! SUPERMAN PUNCH CONNECTING!! LUCIAN BLACK QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG!! NEW CHAMP!!
HBG: Tyler KICKS OUT!! Tyler still in this, Lucian Black picking up Tyler AND GOES FOR THE HONORABLE DEATH!!! BACK SUPLEX SIDE SLAM!!! BUT TYLER BACKFLIPS OUT OF IT… AND HE CONNECTS WITH ACROSS THE PARK!! ROLLING CUTTER!! TYLER PARKER HOOKS THE LEG!!!
Stew: HE KICKS OUT!!! LUCIAN BLACK KICKS OUT!!! Tyler Parker in shock…. Tyler climbs his way to the apron as Tyler is setting for something, Lucian Black is rising…. AND TYLER SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES FOR A CROSSBODY… BUT LUCIAN WITH THE SPEAR!!! SPEAR CONNECTING ON TYLER PARKER!! WE’VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!! HE BROKE TYLER IN HALF, LUCIAN HOOKS THE LEG!!
HBG: HE KICKS OUT!!! ANOTHER KICKOUT!! ANOTHER NEARFALL!!! Lucian Black is going for another spear… HE IS SET IN THE CORNER… TYLER PARKER….. STIRRING… AND HE RUNS… BUT TYLER JUMPS OVER HIM… AND TYLER SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES FOR THE FINAL CHAPTER!!!! LUCIAN STILL STANDING, AND TYLER WITH THE VERTICAL SUPLEX SWINGING NECKBREAKER!! DEPRAVITY CONNECTING!!! TYLER COVERS!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Eyes Closed” Hits as Tyler Parker is given the National Extreme Championship)
Stew: What a contest for the NE title between these two men, they brought it for sure tonight as Midsummer Massacre!
HBG: Lucian is rising to his feet, and he spins Tyler around who is celebrating….This thing is going to break down again Stew…
Stew: And Lucian shaking Tyler’s hand….Great Sportsmanship, This is what you like to see..
HBG: I’d much rather see him beat Tyler’s ass, I mean it’s not like he won…
( Camera pans backstage to Max. A. Million in the interview area )
Max A. Million: Ladies and Gentlemen, joined with me at this time …Brian Daniels!
( Brian Daniels steps into the scene wearing a ‘Kicking Heads In Since 2009’ T-Shirt )
Max: Brian, tonight you will face Jacob Senn for the EAW Championship, to crown the first EAW Champion in two years against Jacob S—
Kawajai: LANNISTER FROM BEHIND! LANNISTER ATTACKS BRIAN DANIELS FROM BEHIND! REMEMBER THAT DAMIEN MURROW PAID THE DEBT OF LANNISTER ON BRIAN DANIELS AND LANNISTER THROWS DANIELS INTO THE NEARBY TABLE, KNOCKING OFF FOOD AND DRINKS, LANNISTER GRABS DANIELS BY THE LEGS AND SWINGS HIM OFF THE TABLE AND INTO THE CONCRETE GROUND! THIS IS WRONG, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY WRONG! BRIAN DANIELS IS FIGHTING BACK AGAINST LANNISTER!
Jake Mercer: BRIAN DANIELS SENDING FISTS INTO LANNISTER BUT LANNISTER OVER POWERS HIM AND SENDS HIM FLYING SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE NEARBY WALL! BRIAN CLUTCHING HIS SHOULDER IN PAIN AS LANNISTER GRABS HIM AND ONCE AGAIN DRIVES HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE NEARBY WALL! LANNISTER POWERFULLY SENDING BRIAN DANIELS INTO THE BRICK WALL SHOULDER FIRST TWICE! Brian is down on the floor clutching is shoulder in pain as Lannister smirks but DEVAN DUBIAN COMES RUNNING HERE AS LANNISTER SMIRKS AND WALKS OFF! Brian is clutching his shoulder in pain as Dubian checks on him, this isn’t good!
( Camera pans back to ringside )
RA: The following match is scheduled for one fall… AND IT IS FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
( Elite – Deftones play as Starr Stan comes jogging out slowly in a gold and blue attire and having his gold medal around his neck )
RA: Introducing first, the challenger… From Philadelphia, Pennslyvania, weighing in at 240 pounds… E-FEDS GOLD MEDALIST, STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- STANNNNNNNNNN!
ETR: That gold medal has caused issues of incredible proportions. Starr Stan is one of the best damn competitors we have in this company, but Hades think he’s a fraud. He wears a fake medal according to him and Starr hasn’t been quiet to speak out about the fact that Hades lost the title but it was later overturned. The rivalry has been brewing and all the trash talk will end up leading to a hell of a match, right here, right now.
( Hellraiser – Ozzy Osbourne plays as Hades comes rolling out on a motorcycle and has a red white and blue bandana on and the AWC over his shoulder )
RA: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Devil Town, North Carolina, weighing in at 316 pounds… HE IS YOUR EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… HADESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THEEEEEEE HELLLLRAISERRRR!!
DP: As Starr has talked about the fake champion that Hades is, Hades has been putting a lot of doubters at bay. When he first made his push he had no one believing in him and now he stands here with that championship. He isn’t shy to point out that Starr won his number one contender match by forfeit and that he didn’t prove anything, but if I have learned anything, Hades will make him prove it tonight.
( Ding Ding Ding )
ETR: Starr Stan and Hades the Hellraiser are standing chest to chest, and is just that title on the line, it’s the respect they’re proving themselves for right now. AND STARR THROWS A RIGHT HAND! AND HADES WITH A LEFT! Starr quickly wraps together a few punches and whips Hades into the ropes, but Hades counters and tosses Starr into them instead! Starr comes bouncing back and… HADES HOISTS HIM UP FOR A BODY SLAM! BUT STARR STAN SLIPS OUT AND LANDS BEHIND HADES, AND HE GRABS HIM FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! Hades elbows Starr repeatedly to get out the hold, and then Hades throws Starr into the corner… HADES CHARGES FOR A SPLASH!
DP: BUT STARR STAN MOVES! Starr got out of the way as quick as possible and he goes over and starts driving his shoulder over and over into the gut of Hades the Hellraiser! Starr Stan takes a step back and sizes him up… RUNNING SPLASH INTO THE CORNER! BUT HADES THE HELLRAISER CATCHES HIM AND THE CHAMPION COMES WALKING OUT OF THE CORNER WITH THE CHAMPION…. HADES WITH A SITOUT SPINEBUSTER! Hades pushes the leg over for a pin!
ETR: A quick kick out early on from Starr Stan here as Hades rolls on top of him and starts connecting with brute right and left hands, over and over. Starr is blocking some of the—STARR WITH AN UPPERCUT! Hades is taken back from that punch and falls back a little bit and Starr manages to escape and get to his feet… AND STARR CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE ON HADES WHO IS ON ONE KNEE! BUT HADES REACHES OUT AND GRIPS STARR-STAN’S THROAT! HE STANDS UP AND IS GOING FOR THE CHOKESLA—STARR STAN KICKS HIM IN THE GUT, AND HE HOOKS HIM IN… SUPLEX ON THE SEVEN FOOTER! SUPLEX CONNECTS AS STARR ROLLS HIM OVER FOR A COVER!
DP: Starr Stan rolls on top of Hades is using his powerful right and left hands to try to degrade Hades, but Hades pushes him off with a powerful shove… Hades is on one knee as Starr Stan charges and locks him in a side headlock! Starr is turning and twisting on that neck of Hades as he is hoping to bring the big man to his feet via knockout! OUT OF NO WHERE HADES CHARGES AND DRIVES STARR INTO THE CORNER! Hades starts slapping the hell out Starr’s chest and Hades pulls down the straps of Starr’s singlet and starts driving chest chops over and over, and Starr is holding his beat red chest in pain!
ETR: Hades the Hellraiser seats Starr Stan on the top turnbuckle, and Hades climbs up to the second one… HADES IS DRIVING THEM RIGHT HANDS IN OVER AND OVER! Hades grabs his arm and locks him in… HADES LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX! BUT STARR STAN WIGGLES OUT AND HITS A HEADBUTT! AN UPPERCUT! A HEADBUTT! AND HE SHOVES HADES BACK AS HE LANDS BACK FIRST ON THE MAT! Starr Stan turns around the top turnbuckle and sizes him up… STARRSAULT! THE STARRSAULT! IT CONN—HADES WITH DOUBLE KNEES! DOUBLE KNEES FROM HADES!
DP: Starr Stan could have quickly swung this matches favors in his hands, but one counter from our champion later and Starr is the one in a bad position. Hades the Hellraiser pulls the challenger up to his feet and starts connecting with his rapid punches, and then he whips Starr into the ropes… AND HADES GRABS HIM UP AND HAS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDER… HADES WITH THE RUNNING POWERSLAM! BUT STARR STAN SLIPS OFF AND SHOVES HADES INTO THE CORNER! Hades comes bouncing back… STARR WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! A GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS ON HADES!
ETR: Starr Stan goes running off the ropes… BACK SENTON CONNECTS ON THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! Starr Stan goes down and grabs that foot of Hades, and Hades is trying to kick him off! Starr Stan grins and… LOW DROPKICK INTO THE BACK OF HADES’ LOWER LEFT THIGH! AND HE KEEPS KICKING THAT LOWER LEFT THIGH AREA, HE IS TRYING TO GROUND THE BIG MAN! Starr Stan grabs that left leg and he walks around… AND HE SLAMS IT DOWN TOWARDS HADES HEAD! THAT HAS TO KILL! Starr is kicking that knee of Hades over and over, and America’s Champion is trying to demobilize the Answers Champion.
DP: Starr Stan is trying to lock in his Ankle Lock maneuver, but Hades the Hellraiser keeps kicking at him with his free leg, and now Hades is using the corner turnbuckle to get to his feet! Starr is holding that leg of Hades now and Hades is standing in the corner… AND STARR RUNS INTO HADES AND LOCKS HIM IN, BELLY-TO-BELLY EXPLODER SUPLEX! BUT HADES WAS HOLDING ONTO THE TOP ROPE! AND HADES WITH A HEADBUTT! ANOTHER! AND ONCE MORE AS STARR RELEASES AND STARTS TO FALL BACK! Hades is preparing in that corner, holding his weakened leg… AND HADES FLATTEN STARR STAN WITH A BIG BOOT! HE COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUT!
ETR: Hades the Hellraiser is weak in that left leg, and he leans over to pick Sta—STARR PULLS THAT LEFT LEG FROM UNDER HIM! STARR STAN QUICKLY TURNS ON THAT ANKLE AND HE HAS THE ANKLE LOCK LOCKED IN! THE ANKLE LOCK! Hades is panicking trying to figure out a solution to this and Starr is turning and twisting on the grounded Answers World Champion! Hades is pulling himself across the mat, and using that outstanding seven foot height he reaches and grips the rope, and Starr breaks the hold… BUT STARR STAN CONTINUES THE ASSAULT WITH VICIOUS STOMPS ON THAT LEFT KNEE! Hades rolls out of the ring and is trying to recover near the barricade, but here comes Starr!
DP: STARR STAN ROLLS OUT AND HE CHARGES AT HADES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT HADES DUCKS DOWN AND HOISTS STARR UP ON HIS SHOULDER! AND HADES WITH A RUNNING POWER SLAM ON THE OUTSIDE! STARR STAN MIGHT BE IMMOBILE AND OUT AFTER THAT MOVE! Hades rolls over and is trying to a catch a breath and capitalize on what he’s set up for himself…. Hades pulls Starr Stan to his feet and he grips the throat of Starr… HE IS LOOKING FOR A CHOKESLAM INTO THE BARRICAD—STARR STAN KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AND HE PULLS HIM IN! EXPLODER BLELY TO BELLY SUPLEX INTO THE BARRICADE! OH MY GOD HADES IS OUT! HE’S DEAD! HE’S GONE!
ETR: Hades the Hellraiser is hardly moving and Starr Stan is exhausted after that momentum-halting counter. Starr is very slow to his feet, as that did take a lot out of him as well… Starr Stan is up and he comes over towards us and grabs a steel chair! He’s yelling that he’s going to end this reign right here and now! Starr walks over towards the down Hades… AND HE SLAMS THAT STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS LEFT KNEE! AND AGAIN! Starr is opening that steel chair open he is wiggling that chair on to his knee… Starr Stan climbs up on the apron and he is setting himself up… STARRSAULT! THE MOONSAULT OFF THE APRON! ONTO THAT STEEL CHAIR WEDGED ON HADES KNEE! BUT WAIT! HADES ROLLS OVER! STARR EATS THE PADDING AND CRASHES AND BURNS! OH MY GOD!
DP: Hades the Hellraiser wiggles that chair off his leg and gets to his feet using assistance from the barricade… Hades is limping over towards Starr with his bad leg… AND HADES SLAMS THAT CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF THE CHALLENGER! Hades tosses the chair aside and rolls Starr into the ring and he follows up behind, and he covers!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUT!
ETR: Hades is frustrated with himself as he pulls Starr Stan up to his feet yet again and reaches up behind him… FULL NELSON SUBMISSION IS APPLIED! Hades is yanking Starr around in a full nelson and Star’s grimace shows us just how painful that maneuver is… AND HADES WITH A FULL NELSON SUPLEX! Starr is wrapped up like an accordion in the corner and our Answers World Champion walks over there and pulls him up between his legs… THE LAST CALL! THE POWERB—STARR STAN PULLS HADES LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM AND STARR LOCKS IN THAT ANKLE LOCK YET AGAIN! HE HAS THE ANKLE LOCK IN FULL POSITION AND HADES IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES BUT THEY’RE SO FAR! WHAT WILL HADES DO, HE HAS NO WHERE TO GO!
DP: LOOK AT HIS! HADES USES ALL HIS STRENGTH AND ROLLS HIMSELF OVER, AND NOW HE STARTS KICKING AT THE CHALLENGE—STARR STAN WITH A DDT ON THAT BAD LEFT LEG! AND HE APPLIES THE ELITE LOCK! THE SWINGING FIGURE FOUR ANKLE LOCK ON THAT BAD LEFT LEG! BUT HADES IS HOLDING ONTO THE ROPES! STARR IS INCREDIBLY FRUSTRATED! Starr deserves to feel every bit of anger he does because that submission move is one that is not commonly used and could have easily won him that Answers World Championship.
ETR: Starr Stan is pulling Hades to his feet and he starts hammering the right and left hands in the corner, and Starr with the Irish whip into the corn—Hades counters and whips Starr into the corner instead… AND HADES CHARGES FOR A BIG BOOT! BUT STARR STAN DUCKS AS HADES LEG GETS CAUGHT ON THE TOP ROPE! STARR GOES BEHIND HADES AND HAS HIM IN POSITION… THE OLYMPIC SLAM! THE OLYMPIC SLAM FROM STARR STAN CONNECTS AS HE COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THR—KICKOUTTT!
DP: THE ATTITUDE THAT HADES IS SHOWING IN THIS MATCH! THIS GUY WILL NEVER GIVE UP! Starr Stan is stomping over and over on the body of Hades the Hellraiser, and Starr pulls him up and whips him into the ropes… LUNGING FOREARM CONNECTS! Hades is down and Starr climbs that top turnbuckle… He turns around and sets up… STARRSA—HADES RUNS INTO THE CORNER AND PULLS STARR OFF THAT TURNBUCKLE AND HAS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS… THE LAST CALL! THE LAST RIDE POWERBOMB CONNECTS AND HADES COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ETR: LAST SECOND! LAST SECOND! STARR STAN FORCES THAT SHOULDER UP! Hades the Hellraiser is looking up those arena lights trying to muster up something that will finally put away Starr Stan… Hades slowly gets to his feet and he pulls Starr up on top of shoulders… THE BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER! BUT STARR WIGGLES OUT AND SHOVES HADES INTO THE CORNER! AND STARR COMES UP BEHIND! OLYMPIC SLAM! OLYMPIC SLAM! BUT HADES IS HOLDING ONTO THE ROPES AND HE DOESN’T BUDGE! HADES TURNS AND HITS AN ELBOW! Hades grabs Starr by his arm and he whips him into the corner! HADES COMES CHARING RIGHT BEHIND STARR FOR A BIG BOOT! BUT STARR LEAPS UP IN THE CORNER AND LANDS ON THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE! STARRSAULT! STARRSAULT! BUT HADES CATCHES HIM MID AIR… BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS! BRIMSTONE! Hades pulls Starr to the middle of the ring and covers!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
( Ding Ding Ding )
( Hellraiser – Ozzy Osbourne plays as Hades is handed the Answer World Championship and he holds it high in the air )
RA: Your winner, and STILL EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… HADESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THEEEEEEEEEEE HELLLLLLLRAISERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
DP: Holy shit. That match was one that I’d say may have stolen the show and more importantly, may have gotten Hades a few more believers. The amount of people who doubt him are looking more and more stupid as the days go on, and I don’t think we’ve seen the end of this incredible performer.
( Camera pans backstage to Zack Crashes locker room as he is seen getting ready for his match as Xavier Williams and Tarah Nova enter the room )
Zack Crash: Can I help you guys?
Xavier Williams: You better do it tonight.
Zack Crash: Do what?
Xavier Williams: Kill him.
Zack Crash *smirking*: Trust me, I’ve been dying for this match for eight months, I’m going to put him away for good.
Xavier Williams: Well, all I’m saying is …tonight is your first and only chance. After this, I’m coming head on for him, I want my fucking contract back.
Zack Crash: I know you do and I’ll stop at nothing to help you get that CITV contract back that you deserved but tonight, I don’t give two flying fucks about you or anybody else, but ending Demon.
Xavier Williams: If you don’t kill Demon, I will.
( Xavier and Tarah turn and leave the room before the camera pans back to ringside )
( I am the Walrus – Beatles plays as Norman Hellion walks out slowly with sweat running down his face and a dazed look on his face )
RA: Introducing first, the challenger… From Parts Unknown, weighing in at 314 pounds… The Behemoth… NORMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN HELLLLLIONNNN
ETR: This man has been through a lot. Losing his Interwire Championship at the hands of Vic Vendetta, this is what I’d define as devastating. Vendetta has since been pulling and twisting the disrupted and corrupted mind of Hellion. Hellion has been showing glimpses of being overcame by his evil, more powerful identity… Peter.
( Wish Resign – Cerca Sevine plays as Vic Vendetta walks out slowly to a darkened arena and the Interwire title over his shoulder )
RA: And his opponent… From New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 266 pounds… He is the Mentally Deranged, your EAW Interwire Champion… VICTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR VENNNNDETTTTTTTTTTTTTA!
DP: You haven’t seen hell until you’ve seen Vic. His satanic practices in hopes of the revival of his parents have been scary enough as is, but the latest actions of his have been terrifying. He is doing everything in his inhumane-nature to bring Peter out from the depths of Norman, and Vic hasn’t made his intentions clear, but it can’t be anything positive judging from his ways of Lucifer.
( Ding Ding Ding )
DP: Vic Vendetta and Norman Hellion are squaring up in the ring right now and they are circling it… And Vic slaps Norman right across the face! Vic Vendetta is laughing like a madma—NORMAN HELLION FLATTENS HIM WITH A LARIAT! Hellion is unleashing right and left hands over and over, but Vic Vendetta rolls onto the apron to recover himself… Norman charges! BUT VIC VENDETTA WITH A SHOULDER THROUGH THE ROPES! Vendetta enters the ring and grabs Hellion… GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT NORMAN WITH AN ELBOW! AND ANOTHER! Norman grabs Vic by the throat… BUT VIC KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! DDT CONNECTS!
ETR: Victor Vendetta rolls Norman Hellion over and pins! Norman quickly kicks out and gets on one knee as Vic goes running off the ropes… VENDETTA WITH A LARIA—NORMAN PROPELS HIM UP IN THE AIR, AND FLATTENS HIM WITH A FLAPJACK! Hellion goes running off the ropes… LEG DROP! Vic holding his neck and chest as Norman is using his size and weight to his advantage as he starts pushing down rapidly on his throat… Norman seats himself in the corner and waits for Vendetta to get up… NORMAN CHARGES! BUT VIC VENDETTA WITH A KICK TO HIS GUT! Victor goes off the ropes… LEG DROP TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
DP: This contest for the Interwire Championship has both men fighting for all the marbles, and Victor does down and locks Norman in a camel clutch lock! Norman is roaring in pain as Vic keeps pulling further back, and now Hellion reaches out for the ropes… AND VIC CLUBS HIM IN THE THROAT! Victor is pulling Hellion farther and farther back, and Norman pulls up on one knee… AND HELLION IS STANDING! HELLION FALLS STRAIGHT BACK AND CRUSHES VIC VENDETTA DOWN! HE COVERS!
ETR: Norman Hellion is bashing Vendetta in the face over and over, and Hellion is yelling at himself, trying to keep himself sane here! Vendetta Is laughing… AND HELLION WITH A LEFT HAND! VENDETTA IS YELLING FOR MORE! HE’S PRAISING NORMAN AS HE STARTS BASHING HIM IN THE FACE OVER AND OVER! Vic Vendetta responds with a huge uppercut! Vendetta goes off the ropes… VIC WITH A LEAPING FOREARM! BUT NORMAN HELLION WITH A BIG BOOT! DEAR GOD THE COUNTER!
DP: Norman Hellion mounts Vic Vendetta and is unleashing the right and left hands, and Hellion is enraged, furious with himself but is keeping on the relentless assault! Vic Vendetta is laughing like a lunatic and Hellion is slamming him into the mat over and over, and Vendetta is asking for more? What the hell is this sick twisted bastard doing?!?! He’s trying to pull Peter out of Norman! The lunatic’s mind must be running in circles, and Norman is just irate!
ETR: Norman Hellion rolls to the outside and flips up the apron, and he pulls out a steel chair! He holds that steel chair up and is staring at I—VIC VENDETTA WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Norman drops the steel chair and Vic locks him in… CHARLES MANSON! THE REVERSE SWINGING STO! NORMAN IS BUSTED OPEN ON THAT CHAIR AND VIC ROLLS HIM IN THE RING, HE COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THRR—KICKOUT!!
DP: Vic Vendetta is bashing Hellion’s face into the mat over and over, and Norman’s blood is smearing all over the mat, that isn’t good for those with hepatitis! Vendetta rolls out of the ring and Vendetta pulls Hellion into a side headlock… DDT ON THE STEEL CHAIR OFF THE APRON! Vic Vendetta is standing over Hellion and he is screaming at him, saying that Norman is an inferior being, he is screaming for Peter to show who the real man is! Vendetta pulls Norman Hellion up to his feet and puts him in position… CHARLES MANSON AGAIN! THE REVERSE SWINGING STO! BUT NORMAN HELLION SWINGS OUT OF IT AND TURNS VIC AROU—HELLION WITH A SUPERKICK!
ETR: Norman Hellion grabs Vendetta and is driving his face into the steel steps over and over and over! Hellion grabs Vendetta and winds him up… AND NORMAN HELLION THROWS VIC VENDETTA INTO THE STEEL STEPS! VIC VENDETTA JUST BURST THROUGH THE BARRICADE! Norman Hellion is rubbing his hair back and he has a look like he going insane… Hellion pulls the weakened and disabled Vendetta up and he whips him… RIGHT INTO THE CORNER POST! Vendetta turns around and his forehead is busted op—NORMAN HELLION WITH A BIG BOOT! VENDETTA IS FLATTENED!
DP: Vic Vendetta is leaning over the steel steps and Norman is preparing… NORMAN CHARGES FOR A HEADBUTT! BUT VIC VENDETTA TURNS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT TO THE CRANIUM! OH MY GOD! Norman is dazed as Vic Vendetta jabs that steel chair to his gut and he tosses it on the ground… VIC VENDETTA WITH A BULLDOG ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! BUT NORMAN HELLION PUSHES VIC VENDETTA OFF! AND BOTH MEN CHARGE AT EACH OTHER! Vic ducks underneath Norman’s clothesline, and Norman turns around—VIC VENDETTA WITH A RIGHT HAND!
ETR: Vic Vendetta is rallying here as he is stringing together some right and left hands, and Vic rolls Norman Hellion into the ring… Vic tosses the steel chair in as well as Vendetta rolls in and he is preparing himself in the corner… Vic Vendetta CHARGES! AND NORMAN SIDE STEPS AND VENDETTA WRAPS HIS SHOULDER AROUND THE METAL POST! THAT LOOKED DISGUSTING! Norman Hellion pulls Vic Vendetta in… GERMAN EXPLODER SUPLEX! Hellion covers!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! KICKOUT!
DP: The Interwire Champion is showing perseverance here as Norman Hellion pulls Vic Vendetta u—VIC VENDETTA WITH AN UPPERCUT! AND HELLION WITH A RIGHT! VIC WITH A RIGHT! NORMAN! VIC! NORMAN! VI—NORMAN WITH A KICK TO HIS GUT! Norman Hellion pulls Vic Vendetta into a side headlock… BUT VIC VENDETTA SPINS OUT OF IT AND KICKS NORMAN HELLION RIGHT IN THE GUT! Vic goes off the rope… LOW DROP KICK TO THE BACK OF NORMAN’S KNEE! Norman is on one knee as Vic Vendetta prepares… LOW SUPERKICK CONNECTS! HE COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KICKOUT!
ETR: Norman Hellion is being pulled up to his feet by Vic Vendetta, and Vic goes running off the ropes… NORMAN WITH A BIG BOOT! NORMAN FLATTENS VENDETTA! Norman Hellion pulls Vic Vendetta up to his feet and hooks him over his arm… AND HE HOISTS HIM UP! SHOCK TREATMENT! THE JACKHAMMER! BUT VIC VENDETTA WIGGLES OUT AND PULLS HELLION DOWN INTO A REVERSE HEAD LOCK… CHARLES MANSON CONNECTS! VIC VENDETTA COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
( Ding Ding Ding )
RA: Your winner… AND STILL INTERWIRE CHAMPION… VICCCCCCCCCCCCCC VENDETTTTTTAAA
ETR: What a battle… Vic Vendetta comes out on top, but did he really win? He brought the hell of all hells out tonight, he pulled that Norman Hellion out of sanity and into Peter’s realm of darkness. Vic Vendetta is a dark, manipulative person, and despite the victory, he may have lost it for his own sake.
( Camera pans backstage to Cameron Ella Ava’s locker room as Eve walks into the room )
Eve: Cameron, tonight could possibly be your last match here in EAW, Anything you want to say?
Cameron Ella Ava: My last night in EAW?? Says who?? Jay?? Please, Jay isn’t going to be the one to end my career, many have come and MANY have failed to end my career and tonight, dear Eve, isn’t going to be any different. Why should I be afraid of Jaywalker? Why should I be afraid of the pressure that comes with me tonight? Yeah, Jaywalker is arguably one of the greatest of all time, yeah it won’t be easy but you know what Eve? I faced the exact same situation at Reckless Wiring and I beat HBB that night, despite whatever people wanna say or believe that he ‘let’ me win so I could keep my career, the record will always say – I beat HBB.
Cameron Ella Ava: I beat HBB, I beat Demon TWICE, I held my fucking own in Cash in the Vault, in the Grand Rampage, I don’t fear Jaywalker. Not one fucking bit. He beat me at Dia Del Diablo and he branded me, he gave me the ultimate embarrassment of my entire life, something that will ALWAYS be with me for life, I can’t get rid of this brand mark, I can’t do anything about it but live with it. He stabbed HBB’s daughter in the throat, he slashed her vocal chords, she can NEVER talk again, he stabbed HBB in the mid-section with a broken beer bottle and threatened to stab HBG in the throat, he’s tortured me and that family for months on end and for what??? FOR WHAT EVE?? Because he’s a jealous man with a god complex who thinks the entire world revolves around him.
Cameron Ella Ava: Not tonight, not fucking tonight. I’ve had it, I’ve had it with him. I’m beating him, I’m beating him for ALL the months of torture that he put me through, for ALL the torture he put HBB through, for what he put HBG through, for what he put Hayden Mikayla through, I’m doing it for ALL of them.
Cameron Ella Ava: I’m going to make history and be the first Vixen to win an extremist title and to run Jaywalker out of MY fucking company for once and for all.
( Cameron pushes through Eve and leaves the room )
( The Dark Demon/Zack Crash feud plays on the screen, first highlighting Dark Demons historic seven month reign as World Heavyweight Champion in 2012 and being ended by Crash in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, Crash pinning Demon again at King of Extreme 2013, Demon’s downward spiral to madness as he goes on a ten month losing streak as a result – including losing EAW to Scott Diamond, Zack being sent to Dynasty and Demon trying to recruit Crash on the first Dynasty of 2014 and Crash rejecting, Demon recruiting Tarah Nova to EAW and bringing up Crash/Tarah’s past friendship and using her a ploy, Crash stabbing Demon with a railroad spike at Reckless Wiring, Crash vowing to win Grand Rampage and Demon screwing him out of it with the Council, Crash saving Kendra from Demon burning her alive, Cleopatra firing Crash and the brawl before Pain for Pride with Crash sending Demon through a shop window, Crash leaping off the ring-set 70ft high above the ring but Demon rolling off the table and Crash going through a table/ring, Crash returning to EAW and Demon debuting the new Council attacking Crash, Crash challenging Demon to a match again and Demon accepting, Demon vowing to kill himself, Crash, Tarah and Xavier )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest has been billed as ‘’THE WAR TO END ALL WARS!’’ In this match, pinfalls, submissions count ANYWHERE, there are NO rules in this match, under NO circumstances can the referee stop the match due to ‘’stoppage’’, the referee can NOT stop the match if he believes one or both men cannot continue the match, the ONLY WAY this match ends is by Pinfall OR submission, anything and everything else is legal and ENCOURAGED in this match!
( ‘’Adrenaline Junkie’’ by Quake 2 plays as Zack Crash begins to make his way down to the ring )
Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring from Charleston, We—
Kawajai: FROM BEHIND! DARK DEMON ATTACKS ZACK CRASH FROM BEHIND! DEMON AND CRASH ARE TRADING FISTS ON THE RAMP, BOTH MEN GOING AT IT ALREADY AS THE REFEREE RINGS FOR THE BELL, THERE ARE NO RULES IN THIS MATCH!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Kawajai: DEMON AND CRASH, EIGHT MONTHS BUILDING FOR THIS MATCH AND NEITHER MAN LETTING BACK AS DEMON DRILLS CRASH WITH AN ELBOW, AND NOW A SECOND ELBOW …BUT CRASH POWERS BACK WITH A FIST, A ELBOW, A FOREARM SENDING DEMON STUMBLING UP THE RAMP AND ONTO THE STAGE, AS CRASH CHARGES AND FLOORS DEMON TO THE STAGE FLOOR WITH A THUNDEROUS CLOTHESLINE! This is what Zack Crash has fought, demanded, begged, pleaded for EIGHT LONG MONTHS for, he almost killed himself trying to put Demon away at Pain for Pride and now, he has his chance to do so mono e mono right now …Crash lifts Demon up to his feet and SENDS HIM FLYING HEAD FIRST INTO THE MID-SUMMER MASSACRE TITANTRON! Demon is clutching his face as Crash grabs him by the head and Crash SENDS DEMON FLYING OFF THE STAGE!!! ZACK CRASH SENDS DARK DEMON OFF THE TITANTRON AND DEMON IS SENT FLYING 10 FEET OFF THE STAGE INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR BELOW!
(( Replay ))
Jake Mercer: Zack Crash stares at Dark Demon laying below on the concrete floor, Crash is EMOTIONLESS, as Dark Demon’s plan of attacking Crash from behind as backfired on him, Crash is waiting on Demon, plotting his next move as he drops down onto the concrete floor, lifting Demon up to his feet and DRIVES HIM INTO THE ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT SPINE FIRST! Demon drops to his knees in pain as Crash grabs one of the wires and WRAPS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF DARK DEMON! ZACK CRASH IS CHOKING DARK DEMON WITH ONE OF THE WIRES OF THE ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT! DEMON IS BEING CHOKED BY THE CABLE AS CRASH REARS BACK, FORCING THAT ELECTRICAL CABLE AROUND THE THROAT OF DARK DEMON’S THROAT!! BUT DEMON USING WHATEVER STRENGTH HE HAS BENDS OVER, FLIPPING CRASH OVER HIS SHOULDER AND CRASH LANDS BACK FIRST INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!! Crash is clutching his spine in pain on the ground as Demon is on his knees clutching his throat …
Kawajai: Demon lifts himself back to his feet, he’s taken already quite the bump from that fall off the stage, and now Demon grabs that cable as Crash is still on the ground as DEMON BEGINS TO WHIP CRASH ACORSS THE BACK WITH THAT CABLE!!! OH MY LORD, DEMON IS WHIPPING CRASH ACROSS THE SPINE WITH THAT CABLE!! CRASH IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN!!! DEMON IS UNLEASHING ON CRASH THAT CABLE ON HIS SPINE!! Demon finally stops, as you can already see the marks, the welts forming on Crashes spine thanks to those cable slashes! Demon stumbles, still hurting MASSIVELY from that fall off the stage and into the concrete, Demon grabs Crash and drags him down the side of the ramp, down to ringside and WHIPS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS! CRASH CONNECTS INTO THE STEEL STEPS SHOULDER FIRST! CRASH IS CLUTCHING HIS SHOULDER IN PAIN AS HE WAS WHIPPED WITH FORCE INTO THOSE STEPS! Demon wants NOTHING more than to dismantle, to destroy, to KILL Zack Crash in his own words as he looks underneath the ring …
( Demon pulls out a 15ft ladder, two black steel chairs and a bag as he throws them all into the ring )
Jake Mercer: And now we have the weapons involved! Demon certainly not playing around here, as he grabs Crash and lifts him u—NO!!! CRASH WITH THE DROP TOE HOLD ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! DEMON IS SENT CRASHING, NO PUN INTENDED, INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! Demon is clutching his face in pain as Crash grabs onto the apron, using it to lift himself up to his feet as he rolls Demon into the ring, Crash is clutching his back which is showing those bruises, welts, marks from those whips from the cable, Demon now getting to his feet in the ring but Crash grabs a chair and WALLOPS IT DIRECTLY INTO THE SPINE OF DARK DEMON!!! Demon stumbles into the turnbuckle as Crash still has the chair in hand as he CHARGES AND SMASHES THAT STEEL CHAIR DIRECTLY OVER THE SKULL OF DEMON!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! DEMON JUST FALLS FLAT ON HIS FACE OUT OF THE CORNER!!!! Crash drops the chair, it just got MASSIVELY dented by Demons head who’s flat out on the mat, he may be knocked out but Crash really doesn’t seem to care …
Kawajai: Crash now grabs the 15ft ladder, placing it by the opposing turnbuckle, as Crash lifts Demon up onto his shoulder and charges POWERSLAMMING DEMON ONTO THE LADDER!!!! DEMON IS POWERSLAMMED DIRECTLY ONTO THE LADDER PLACED IN THE CORNER!!! Demon is laying upside down on the ladder as Crash grabs the second steel chair and places it down on Demons face, before stepping back to the opposing turnbuckle ….AND CRASH CHARGES AND FLOORS DEMON WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK INTO THE STEEL CHAIR WHICH IS SENT INTO DEMONS FACE!!!! Demon rolls off the ladder and down onto the apron, he’s barely moving as Crash gets on his knee, smirking in his delight at basically DESTROYING Demon in this match so far, certainly not like we expected it to be so far …Crash rolls out onto the apron, lifting Demon up and looks to BRAINBUSTER HIM ONTO THE APRON!!! BUT DEMON USING WHATEVER REMAINING FIGHT AND STRENGTH HE HAS LEFT IN HIM TO KNEE CRASH IN THE MID-SECTION, BLOCKING IT AS HE SMASHES CRASH WITH A ROLLING ELBOW OUTTA NOWHERE!!!! CRASH SLUMPS TO THE GROUND AS DEMON QUICKLY FALLS BACK DOWN, DEMON ON SURVIVAL MODE THERE AS HE’S STRAIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND, CLUTCHING HIS FACE AS CRASH GOT SMASHED THAT ROLLING ELBOW!! That trademark Rolling Elbow has been his signature move for three years now, and Crash just felt the full brunt of it as Demon rolls onto the apron, I don’t think he even knows where he is anymore after that crushing chair shot to the head by Crash ..
Jake Mercer: Demon is looking underneath the ring but Crash slumps off the apron, he’s in a dazed state himself after that Rolling Elbow but Crash grabs Demon, appearing to be blocking him from getting anything un—NO!!! DEMON JUST SLASHES CRASH ACROSS THE FACE WITH A SHARD OF BARBED WIRE!!! CRASH JUST GOT HIS FACE SLASHED WITH THAT SHARP BARBED WIRE AS HE’S BEEN BUSTED OPEN ACROSS HIS FACE! Crash is slumped by the barricade, clutching his face in pain as Demon lifts himself to his feet and FROM BEHIND CRASH, PUTS HIM INTO A REAR-CHOKE HOLD BUT PRESSES THAT SHARD OF BARBED WIRE INTO THE OPEN CUT ON CRASHES FACE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! DEMON IS PRESSING THAT BARBED WIRE INTO CRASHES FACE!!!! BLOOD STARTING TO POUR DOWN THE FACE OF CRASH!!!! THIS IS SICK!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SICK!!! CRASH IS YELLING IN PAIN AS DEMON REARS BACK, DIGGING THE BARBED WIRE FURTHER AND FURTHER INTO THE SKIN OF CRASH!!!! CRASH IS WEARING A CRIMSON MASK!!!
Kawajai: Demon rolls Crash back into the ring, Demon drops to a knee and looks underneath the ring, oh god …OH GOD NO!!!!! DEMON PULLS OUT THE DREADED RAILROAD SPIKE!!!! OH GOD!!! DEMON SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING, STAGGERED, BEATEN BY CRASH BUT DEMON HAS THAT SICK, TWISTED, DANGEROUS LOOK IN HIS EYE AS HE GRABS THAT BAG HE BROUGHT INTO THE RING EARLIER AND OPENS IT UP ….OH MY GOD!!!!! DEMON POURS HUNDREDS OF NAILS OUT OF THE BAG AND DOWN TO THE MAT!!!!!! HE IS POURING NAILS, NOT THUMBTACS OR GLASS BUT NAILS!!!!! SHARP DEADLY NAILS ONTO THE MAT!!!! DEMON DID THIS AT RECKLESS WIRING IN THE HOUSE OF HORRORS AGAINST STARR-STAN, AND HE’S DOING IT AGAIN AS HE GRABS CRASH UP — OH NO!!!! OH NO NO NOOOOO!!!!!!! DEMON WITH THE DEATH!!!!!!!!! IS!!!!! WELCOME!!!! ONTO THE NAILS!!!!!!!! ROLLING CUTTER!!!!!!!!! ONTO THE FUCKING NAILS!!!!! NO!!!!! CRASH SLIPS OUT OF IT AND DDT’S DEMON ONTO THE MAT!!!!! DEMON BARELY AVOIDING THE NAILS, AS DOES CRASH!!!!! Demon slumps into the corner, sitting there as he grabs the railroad spike, this guy is absolutely twisted as he is clutching his head, Demon is sitting by the turnbuckle, holding his head in pain from that DDT with the spike in hand …I don’t think Demon believes he can finish Crash, I don’t think he believes he can do it, he’s been dominated this whole match …
Jake Mercer: I agree, he’s literally on the verge of a mass kill—WHAT THE FUCK??? DEMON STABS HIM IN THE HEAD MUTLIPLE TIMES WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE IN THE CORNER??? BLOOD IS POURING DOWN THE HEAD OF DEMON RAPIDLY, HE’S BLEEDING PROFUSELY AS HE’S JUST STABBED HIMSELF MUTLIPLE FUCKING TIMES WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE, HE’S ABSOLUTELY LOST IT,SOMETHING IN HIS HEAD HAS SNAPPED, HAS SERIOUSLY SNAPPED IN HIS HEAD, HE’S CRAZY!!! DEMON LIFTS HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, A PUDDLE OF BLOOD QUICKLY FORMING ON THE CORNER OF THE RING FROM DEMON HIMSELF, CHARGING TOWARDS CRASH AND STABS HIM WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT CRASH KICKS HIM IN THE MID-SECTION AND PULLS HIM IN ………CRASH COURSE!!!!!!!!!!!! KILLSWITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! ONTO THE NAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ON MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! H MY GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DARK DEMON HAS BEEN DRIVEN BY CRASH INTO THE PIT OF NAILS!!!!!!!!! FACE FIRST DARK DEMON WENT INTO THE NAILS!!!!!!!!!!! THE NAILS DIGGING RIGHT INTO HIS FACE, HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS SICK, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BEYOND ALL MEASURES OF EXTREME, OF ALL MEASURES OF HATRED!!!!
(( Replay ))
Kawajai: CRASH QUICKLY LAYS ON TOP OF DEMON, ON TOP OF THE PIT OF NAILS, NOW DIGGING INTO DEMONS BODY!!!!!!!!! THIS IS IT!!!!!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …………TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………….THREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner …..ZACCCCCCCCCCCCK CRASHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: ……. I’m speechless.
Kawajai: That ending was just …I’m also speechless, something inside Demons head just absolutely snapped when he couldn’t hit the Death is Welcome onto the nails, I think it dawned on him that the end was doomed for him and stabbed himself multiple times in a fit of rage with that spike but …Crash just DROVE him into those nails face first, this is REALLY BAD for Demon …
( EMTs quickly race down to the ring, with a stretcher in hand as they check on Demon, trying to pull the nails out of his face )
Jake Mercer: This started unofficially at Road to Redemption 2012 when Crash eliminated Demon inside the chamber and ultimately been eight months this feud officially began but Crash has won it, it’s over. I’ve no idea if Demon CAN even continue after that and if he does, if he can even slightly continue, we know Xavier Williams is laying in the wings to finish Demon off for good but I just …who stabs themselves repeatedly with a railroad spike? I know he’s not been all there since Road to Redemption 2012 but that’s just a whole new level of psycho-ness…
( Camera pans backstage to Tomi Venus again )
Tomi Venus: Hey guys …joined with me now …Kevin Devastation …
( Kevin Devastation is seen standing in the scene )
Tomi Venus: Kevin, tonight you face DEDEDE for the world title, your thoughts??
( KD just looks at Tomi, silent )
Tomi Venus: Anything at all??
( KD continues to stare blankly at Tomi, completely quiet )
Tomi: Really?? You gonna do this to me??? It’s like how my ex used to be in bed, so quiet …
( KD shakes his head in disgust before walking off )
Tomi: Not like him to be quiet, usually never shuts the fuck up …
(“Wicked Ways” By Eminem hits recapping the feud between Mr. DEDEDE Vs. Kevin Devastation, through the coming weeks on Dynasty with Mr. DEDEDE making the match a last man standing match and spearing Kevin Devastation twice)
(Camera Transitions to the Ring Announcer)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a Last Man Standing match…..AND IT IS FOR THE E! A! W! WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAAAAMPIONSHIP!!!
( The lights begin to dim on the stage as a single child can be seen walking out and going towards a small prayer alter to the right side of the stage and begins to pray.)
Grant them eternal rest, oh Lord
Embrace them into your army of undead
Strike with vengeance those who oppose your will
And lay waste to all those who shall be sent before you
Walk with them and shield them from the blinding light of servitude
And devastate your enemies as they die by your hand.
(Thunder begins to crack throughout the arena as flames begin to rise. And the alter where the boy was begins to deform and rise up forming a cavernous arch way.)
(Flames begin to shoot out of the archway as “Shepard of Fire” by Avenged Sevenfold begins to blare over the speaker system as Kevin Devastation emerges from the archway.)
(He steps out onto the stage, wearing black armor with a crimson dragon all throughout it and dark crimson facepaint on half of his face depicting a demonic king with large fangs as half of his face has no paint.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the challenger, from Charlotte, North Carolina! Weighting in at 265 Pounds!!! KEEEVVVINNNNN DEVASTAAATIONNN…!!!
HBG: Well…very not Ego driven, I like it!
Stew: Kevin Devastation has been doing everything in his power to get a match with Mr. DEDEDE for the World Heavyweight Championship, and now hes got it but in a Last Standing Match, which I think could play well in KD’s favor!
(“Till I Collapse” By Eminem hits as Mr. DEDEDE makes his way out with the World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, and his trenchcoat and shades on as he does the corna taunt as Pyrotechnics go off behind him)
Ring Announcer: Making his way down to the ring, from Ft. Laurderdale, Florida! Weighting in tonight at 240 Pounds!!.. HE IS THE CURRENT REIGNING, E! A! W! WORLD HEAVVYWEIGHHTTT CHAMPION!!! MISTERRRRRRRRRR….DEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Mr. DEDEDE takes off his trenchcoat to reveal his armsleeve after his injuries at Pain for Pride against Mikado Sekaiichi)
HBG: If Kevin wants to walk out of Oakland California as the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, he’d rip and target that arm!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: KD and Mr. DEDEDE circle each other, remember this is a last man standing match, you basically have to decapitate your opponent to win, and they start with a traditional collar and elbow tie up! KD transitions it to his side as he has DDD in a side headlock….KD tightening that side headlock, DDD backing up as he whips KD off the ropes and KD COMES FIRING WITH A LARIAT!!! But DDD dodges it kicks KD in the mid-section… and pulls him in for the DEDEDE DDT!!! But KD blocks, AND LIFTS DDD UP AND JUST THROWS HIM AS HE LANDS FACE FIRST!! DDD holding his face coming back up, AND KD KNOCKS HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN WITH A RIGHT HAND!!! KD picking DDD up and has a front facelock, AND HE LIFTS DDD UP!!! All the blood rushing down to the head of DDD, AND KD DROPS HIM WITH A BEAUTIFUL STANDING VERTICAL SUPLEX!!!
HBG: As the ref is about to count. KD interupts him! And he DROPS A KNEE RIGHT ONTO THE SKULL OF DDD!!! KD lifting DDD up and HE SENDS A HARD IRISH – WHIP INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!! DEDEDE’S NECK AND SPINE CONNECTING ON THAT TURNBUCKLE!!! DDD WALKING OUT OF THAT CORNER, AND KD DROPS HIM WITH A BACKBREAKER!! KD IS IN CONTROL HERE IN THE BEGINNING!!! KD quickly rolls himself to the outside, and he pushes the timekeeper out of his chair, and KD grabs the chair and folds it… KD rolling inside on a DDD who is near the turnbuckle… KD RUNS FOR A DECAPITATING SHOT!!!
Stew: BUT DDD WITH A BIG BOOT WITH THAT CHAIR FIRING RIGHT BACK INTO THE FACE OF KEVIN DEVASTATION!!! KD is on all floors as Mr. DEDEDE quickly grasp that chair, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SICKENING SHOT OFF THE BACK OF KD!!! Mr. DEDEDE isn’t DONE AS HE BEGINS FIRING OFF!! REPEATED SHOTS WITH THAT CHAIR TO THE BACK OF KD!!! DDD drops that chair that is all bent out of shape as KD’s back is welts and Mr. DEDEDE tells the referee to count…
Ref: ONE……TWWOOOOOO……….THREEE………FOURR…*KD begins stirring* FIVE… SIX!!!
HBG: KD SHOTS UP ONTO HIS FEET HANGING ONTO THE ROPES!!! Mr. DEDEDE immediately walks over to him and turns him around AND SENDS AN OPEN HANDED CHOP TO THE CHEST OF KD!! KD GRABS MR. DEDEDE BY THE NECK AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER, AND KD BEGINS TEEING OFF WITH RIGHT HANDS IN THE CORNER ON DDD!!! KD stopping his onslaught of punches as he throws Mr. DEDEDE out of the ring, KD following as he grabs Mr. DEDEDE by the hair AND HE SLAMS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Mr. DEDEDE’s head made a SICKENING sound with those steps, DDD slumps off the steps as KD begins to pick them up, and DDD is on all floors…. AND KD JUST DROPS THE STEPS ON THE BACK OF MR. DEDEDE!!! DDD IS HOLDING HIS SPINE!!!
Stew: KD with those steps still in hand, as DDD is using the barricade to pull himself up… AND HE THROWS THOSE STEPS AT THE HEAD OF MR.DEDEDE!!!!! DDD DROPPING ON THE FLOOR!!!!! DDD HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN…. DDD HAS BEEN CUT…. HE’S BLEEDING AS THE REFEREE BEGINS TO COUNT!!!
HBG: DDD IS UP, HIS FACE IS NEARLY COVERED….. KD TARGETING THAT OPEN CUT ON DDD’S HEAD AND BEGINS RAINING PUNCHES INTO IT, KD THROWING MR. DEDEDE BACK INSIDE THE RING… KD going underneath the ring, AND HE PULLS OUT A BARBWIRE 2×4…. BARBWIRE 2×4 IN THE HANDS OF KD, AND HE HAS A BBQ LIGHTER!!! KD ROLLS HIMSELF INSIDE THE RING… DDD IS TRYING TO GET UP USING THE ROPES!!! AND DDD TURNS AROUND…. AND KD IMMEDIATELY DROPS THE BBQ LIGHTER AND SWINGS WITH THE BARBWIRE 2×4 INTO THE RIBS OF MR. DEDEDE!!!!
Stew: BUT DDD WITH A SHARP KICK TO THE HEAD OF KD, MR. DEDEDE FIRING OFF WITH RIGHTS, LEFTS, RIGHTS AND LEFTS!! KD DROPS THE 2×4 AS MR. DEDEDE RUSHES IN FOR A FOREARM SHOT… BUT KD CATCHES HIM AND PLANTS DDD INTO THE BARBWIRE 2×4!!!! MR. DEDEDE ROLLING AROUND THE RING IN AGONY… HE HAS TRICKLES OF BLOOD POURING OUT OF HIS BACK!! THIS IS SICKENING… HE’S BLEEDING FROM HIS HEAD, HIS BACK!! AND KD IS TELLING THE REFEREE TO COUNT!!!
Ref: ONE! TWO! THREE!!! FOUR!!!! FIVE!!!!!*DDD is stirring* SIX!!!! SEVEN!!! EIGHT!!!*DDD IS ON ALL FLOORS* NINE!!!
HBG: DDD NEEDS TO GET UP IF HE WANT’S TO KEEP BEING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
Stew: DDD IS UP!!! HE’S LEANING ON THE ROPES!!! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS STILL ALIVE!!! KD is in rage as he runs at Mr. DEDEDE…. BUT DDD PULLS DOWN THE ROPE AS KD FALLS OUT OF THE RING….KD getting to his feet, AS DDD LEAPS OFF WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY TO THE OUTSIDE ON KD!!!! Both men are down, Mr. DEDEDE is wearing the crimson mask in this brutal match…DDD is lifting himself up, and so is too! KD RUNS AT MR. DEDEDE!!! AND DDD LIFITING KD BY THE LEGS AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A FLAPJACK INTO THE BARRICADE!!!! KD HOLDING HIS JAW..AS KD BACKS INTO THAT BARRICADE…. AND MR. DEDEDE WITH A SPEAR!!! SPEARING KD RIGHT THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AT THE BARRICADE!!!
HBG: THIS MIGHT BE THE END, THIS MATCH MIGHT END AS A DRAW!!!! KD AND DDD BOTH HAVEN’T MOVED… THE REFEREE IS COUNTING!!!
Stew: DDD IS UP!!!! KD IS STILL DOWN… THIS COULD BE DDD’S CHANCE TO RETAIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Ref: SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT!!!!
HBG: KD QUICKLY FLOATS AND LEAPS TO HIS FEET… Mr. DEDEDE grabs KD AND RUNS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL RING POST!!! Mr. DEDEDE dragging KD AND HE SLAMS HIS HEAD OFF THE DYNASTY ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! MR. DEDEDE BANGS HIS FIST ON OUR TABLE, AND RIPS OFF THE TOP!!! Mr. DEDEDE GRABBING KD…BUT KD FIRING OFF WITH RIGHT HANDS TO THE FACE OF MR. DEDEDE!!!! AND KD SLAMS MR. DEDEDE’S HEAD INTO OUR TABLE.. DDD’S BLOOD DRIPPING ALL OVER THE TABLE… KD HOPS ONTO THE TABLE AND LOOKS TO GO INSTANT BURIAL….. HE IS GOING TO PEDIGREE DDD THROUGH OUR TABLE!!!! BUT DDD DROPS DOWN AND LOW BLOWS KD!!!!! LOW BLOW RIGHT TO KEVIN DEVASTATION!!! KD IS DOWN HOLDING HIS GROIN!!! MR. DEDEDE DROPS DOWN AND CLIMBS THE VOLTAGE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!
Stew: DDD BRUSHING HIS HAIR BACK AS HE HAS THAT CRAZED LOOK IN HIS EYE!!! DDD RUNS FROM THE VOLTAGE ANNOUNCE TABLE TO THE SHOWDOWN ANNOUNCE TABLE TO CONNECT WITH A SPEAR THROUGH THE DYNASTY TABLE!!! OH MY GOD!!! WHAT A MOVE BY MR. DEDEDE!!!! DDD GINGERLY GETTING UP AS KD IS OUT!! KD IS OUT ON HIS FEET!!! AND DDD ISN’T DONE, DDD QUICKLY UNDERNEATH THE RING PULLS OUT TWO STEEL FOLDING CHAIRS!!! AND HE PLACES KD’S HEAD ON A CHAIR LAYING ON THE FLOOR… I know what he is setting up here for…. This could be it… Mr. DEDEDE GRABS THE OTHER STEEL CHAIR AND HE CONNECTS WITH A CONCHAIRTO TO THE SKULL OF KD!!!! KD IS OUT… DDD DROPPING THE CHAIR AND SLUMPING TO THE BARRICADE….THIS IS IT… THE REFEREE IS COUNTING!!! MR. DEDEDE MAY VERY WELL HAVE WON THIS MATCH!!!
Ref: ONE! TWO!….THREE!! FOURR…..FIVEEE!!!! SIX!!!!!!SEVEN…..EIGHT……NINNE..
HBG: IMPOSSIBLE!! HE IS STILL MOVING… KD PUSHING HIMSELF UP…. HOW IS HE STILL MOVING, MR. DEDEDE IS SHOCKED!! KD RISES BEFORE THE REFEREE CAN GET TO TEN!!! KD IS BUSTED OPEN… KD IS OPENED UP BUT HE IS STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH… Mr. DEDEDE picking back up that chair… AND HE RUNS FOR A CHAIRSHOT TO THE SKULL OF KEVIN!!! BUT KD REVERSES…AND HE CONNECTS WITH INSTANT BURIAL ON THE FLOOR!!! HE JUST PEDIGREE DDD RIGHT INTO THE FLOOR!!! MR. DEDEDE IS MOTIONLESS LAYING IN A POOL OF HIS OWN BLOOD!!!
Stew:KD rolling himself in the ring as the referee begins to count…
Ref: ONE!! TWO!!! THREEE!!!
HBG: WAIT LOOK AT WHAT KD IS DOING, KD WITH THE BARBWIRE 2×4 AND LIGHTER IN HAND… KD IGNITES THE BARBWIRE 2×4 WITH THAT BBQ LIGHTER!!!! KD DROPS THE BBQ LIGHTER AND ROLLS HIMSELF OUTSIDE THE FLOOR AS THE REFEREE STOPS COUNTING AS DDD IS ON HIS KNEES!!!
KD: STAY DOWN,
Stew: AND KD SWINGS THE FLAMING BARBWIRE 2×4 INTO THAT INJURED ARM OF MR. DEDEDE!!! DDD ROLLING AROUND IN AGONY!!!! BLOOD IMMEDIATELY POURING THROUGH THAT SLEEVE HE HAS COVERING THAT ARM!! MR. DEDEDE IS STANDING HOLDING HIS ARM AND KD WITH A SHOT WITH THE 2×4 TO THE BACK OF MR. DEDEDE!!! MR. DEDEDE DROPS TO HIS KNEES AS THESE MEN ARE UP THE RAMP!!! MR. DEDEDE IS CRAWLING, LITERALLY CRAWLING AND KEVIN IS LICKING HIS CHOPS….
HBG: KD FEELS LIKE HES CLOSE TO TASTING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD!!! MR. DEDEDE BACK UP NEAR THE EDGE OF THE STAGE….. AND KD SWINGS THE FLAMING 2×4 INTO THE RIBS OF MR. DEDEDE!!! MR. DEDEDE IS BEING DESTROYED TONIGHT!!! LITTLE DROPS OF BLOOD POURING OUT OF HIS TORSO, KD DROPS THE 2×4 AND RUNS WITH A KNEE TO KNOCK DDD OFF THE STAGE!!! BUT DDD MOVES….. KD CATCHING HIMSELF BEFORE HE FALLS OFF THE EDGE!!!
Stew: AND MR. DEDEDE SPEARS KD OFF THE STAGE!!! BOTH MEN GOING THROUGH THE ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT THAT JUST EXPLODED!!! BOTH MEN ARE OUT!!!!! MR. DEDEDE JUST SPEARED KD OFF THE STAGE!! THE REFEREE IS COUNTING!!! KD AND MR. DEDEDE ARE BOTH DOWN!!!
HBG: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT, THESE MEN ARE STIRRING….. THEY ARE STRUGGLING TO GET BACK TO THEIR FEETS!!!! IT IS A RACE TO SEE WHO CAN GET UP FIRST AND BE THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
Ref: SEVEN!!! EIGHT!!!
Stew: MR. DEDEDE IS UP WITH THE HELP OF THE STEEL GUARDRAIL!!! DDD IS UP!!!
Ref: NINE!!! TEN!!!
HBG: THAT’S IT!!! HE’S DONE IT… MR.DEDEDE HAS WON!!! DDD IS STILL THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND STILL!! THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!! MR. DEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEE
Stew-O: DEDEDE does it! He retains! Bah Gawd almight what a war!
( Camera pans backstage to the doctors room with Brian Daniels sitting on a table with a doctor taping up his arm )
Doctor: This doesn’t look good…
Brian Daniels: What do you mean??
Doctor: I don’t suggest you wrestle tonight, not if you want to be able to use your arm in later life.
Brian Daniels: I’m not forfitting the match, if that is what you’re suggesting.
Doctor: I’m not really suggesting it Brian, I’M TELLING you to forfeit the match, your shoulder is in a bad way and knowing how these things go, anymore inflicting damage to it is going to cause serious problems for you, it won’t be worth it to win some silly gold with a strap.
Brian Daniels: Silly gold with a strap??? Was your phd considered a silly piece of paper in plastic covering?? No?? Just tape me back up so I can out there and win BACK my rightful world title and then we can worry about my arm.
Doctor: You’re not being sensible Brian.
Brian Daniels: Do I …care??? No! I DON’T! JUST TAPE ME FUCKING BACK UP, I DON’T NEED YOU TELLING ME WHAT’S SENSIBLE AND WHAT’S NOT. HE’S NOT WINNING THE TITLE THIS WAY AND I’D RATHER DIE THAN LOSE TO JACOB SENN, OKAY???
Doctor: Okay, but you are going to regret this.
( Camera pans back to ringside )
(Highlights of the feud between Jaywalker and Cameron Ella Ava are shown, with Jaywalker branding Cameron, and defeating the Heart Break Boy at Pain for Pride to the Loser Leaves EAW match being accepted)
(Camera transitions to the Ring Announcer)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The following contest, is a loser leaves EAW match and it is for the HALL OF FAME CHAMPIONSHIP! If either Cameron or Jaywalker are pinned in this contest, they be GONE from Extreme Answers Wrestling!!
(“Mourning In America” By Brother Ali hits as Jaywalker makes his way down to the ring with the Hall of Fame Championship around his waist)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Scarborough Canada, weighting in at 240 Pounds, HE IS THE CURRENT, HALL OF FAME CHAAAMPIONNN!!!! JAAYWAAALLKKKERRRR..!!!!
Stew: TONIGHT! Could be the last night we see this man, that is unheard of! Think of everything Jaywalker has accomplished in EAW, and if it all ends tonight!
HBG: Good riddence, I hope it happens, this man has crossed the line and I can’t stand seeing him for one more second.
(“Rumors” By Lindsay Lohan hits as Cameron Ella Ava makes here way down the ramp)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the challenger, from Los Angeles, California, weighting in tonight at 127 Pounds, CAAMMERRRRONNNNN ELLLAAAA AVAAAAA..!!!
Stew: I hope this young lady knows what she is getting herself into with this dangerous man, she’s putting her career upstake against a man who will do whatever he can to eliminate her tonight!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: Here we go! Were underway, Cam and Jay meet in the center of the ring as Jaywalker is just laughing at Cameron who is very serious right now! AND CAMERON SLAPPING JAYWALKER RIGHT IN THE FACE, Jay backing up and CAMERON WITH A FOREARM SHOT TO JAYWALKER! Jay in the corner as Cameron BEGINS STOMPING AWAY INTO THE MID-SECTION OF JAYWALKER, CAMERON LAYING INTO JAYWALKER!!! Jaywalker caught off guard by that onslaught by Cameron as Jay still sitting in the corner, and CAMERON RUNS FOR A DROPKICK INTO THE CHEST OF JAYWALKER WHO ROLLS AROUND ON THE CANVAS HOLDING HIS CHEST!!
HBG: Jay scrammbling to his feet as Cameron FROM BEHIND WITH A SCHOOL BOY PIN ON JAY!!!
Stew: NOT EVEN A TWO COUNT!! Jaywalker manages to kickout! Jay quickly up to his feet, but Cameron comes in with a SICKENING OPEN HANDED CHOP TO THE CHEST OF JAYWALKER THAT CAN BE HEARD ALL THROUGHOUT THIS ARENA!!! Cameron isn’t done as she connects with ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER!! JAYWALKER’S CHEST TURNING A DARK RED!! Jay fires back with a knee to the mid-section of Cameron! Jaywalker grabbing Cameron by the hair AND SLAMS HER BY HER HEAD ON THE CANVAS!! Cameron holding her head as Jaywalker picking Cameron up and applies a front facelock, and he connects with a HIGH VERTICAL SUPLEX!!! Cameron is in trouble here, Cameron trying to get to her feet but Jaywalker grabs her by her face AND HE SLAMS HER FACE RIGHT INTO THE MAT!! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO THIS MAN!!
HBG: Jaywalker grabs Cameron and Irish-Whips her off the ropes, Jay looking to go back body drop! BUT CAMERON WITH A SPINNING NECKBREAKER ON JAY!!! WAIT NO!! JAY SPINNING OUT OF IT AND KICKS CAMERON RIGHT IN THE GUT, AND HE LIFTS CAMERON UP FOR A POWERBOMB!! BUT CAMERON DRIVING HER ELBOW INTO THE HEAD OF JAY!!! AS JAY DROPS HER, AND CAMERON WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN OF JAY!! And Cam PLANTS JAY INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SNAP DDT!!! CAMERON COVERING!!
Stew: JAYWALKER ROLLS HIS SHOULDER UP!! Cameron climbing the top turnbuckle as Jay is stirring to his feet… AND CAMERON LEAPS OFF FOR A MOONSAULT INTO THE JAYWALKER!!! BUT CAMERON CRASHES AND BURNS AS JAYWALKER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!Jaywalker grabbing Cameron by the head and he begins to deliver swift, and hard right hands to her face, Jaywalker is ruthless! AND HE BEGINS CHOKING CAMERON, JAYWALKER CHOKING CAMERON WHO IS GASPING FOR AIR!!! \
HBG: Jay still has her by the throat as he pulls her up, AND HE THROWS HER INTO THE CORNER!! Jay looking at this crowd and raising his fist to the dismay of this crowd here in Oakland California! JAYWALKER RUNNING FULL FORCE AT CAMERON….WHO GETS HER BOOT UP IN THE FACE OF JAYWALKER!! BUT JAY CATCHES IT AND SENDS CAMERON OUT TO THE FLOOR LANDING AWKWARDLY ON HER NECK!!!
Stew: That landing wasn’t good at all, the referee outside tending to Cameron as Jaywalker quickly pushes the referee and grabs Cameron to her feet, Jaywalker THROWS CAMERON BACK FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! Cameron shouting out in pain here as Jaywalker isn’t letting up the offense, he quickly grabs Cameron again SLAMS HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!!! Cameron is down, Jaywalker just sends her inside the ring and covers her with his forearm right in her face!
HBG: AND CAMERON MANAGES TO KICKOUT!!! Jaywalker rolling himself to the outside as he pushes the timekeeper out of his chair and grabs a steel chair, Jaywalker with that steel chair in hand rolls inside of the ring, Cameron on all floors AND JAYWALKER BRINGING DOWN THAT CHAIR ON THE SPINE OF CAMERON!!! AND JAYWALKER OVER AND OVER, SLAMMING THAT CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF CAMERON ELLA AVA!!! CAMERON’S BACK IS ALREADY GROWING WELTS AFTER THOSE STRIKES WITH THAT CHAIR!! Jaywalker dropping that chair as he opens it up, he grabs Cameron AND LIFTS HER FOR A SIDEWALK SLAM INTO THAT OPEN CHAIR!!!!
Stew: AND HE CONNECTS!! THAT CHAIR IS ALL BROKEN UP AS CAMERON IS ROLLING AROUND THE RING HOLDING HER BACK!!! JAYWALKER DRAGGING HER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND COVERS, SHE IS GONE FROM EAW!!!
HBG: SHE KICKS OUT! AGAIN!!! CAMERON STILL MANAGES TO KICKOUT!!!
Jaywalker: STAY DOWN!!!
HBG: Cameron doesn’t want to stay down, she is using Jaywalker to pull herself up…Jaywalker grabs her by the face and pushes her back down onto the canvas, THIS MAN DOESN’T HAVE A SHRED OF RESPECT FOR CAMERON!!! Jaywalker rolling to the outside and flips up the ring apron and pulls out a BEER BOTTLE!!! JAYWALKER WITH A BEER BOTTLE IN HAND, THIS ISN’T GOOD!!! BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN THIS MAN HAS THAT BOTTLE IN HIS HAND….. Cameron stirring, AND JAYWALKER BREAKS THE BEER BOTTLE OVER CAMERON SKULL!! NO!! CAMERON DROPS DOWN AND LOW BLOWS JAYWALKER!!! CAMERON JUST SAVED MAYBE HER CAREER WITH THAT!!!
Stew: CAMERON RIPS THE BOTTLE OUT OF THE HAND OF JAYWALKER, AND JAYWALKER ON HIS KNEES, AS HE NOW NOTICES CAMERON HAS THE BEER BOTTLE, CAMERON SMILING IN THE FACE OF JAY!!! AS JAY GETS UP TO HIS FEET SLOWLY, PLEADING WITH CAMERON NOT TO USE THE BOTTLE, AND CAMERON RUSHES IN AND BREAKS THAT BOTTLE OVER JAYWALKER’S SKULL!!!!
HBG: WAIT NO!! JAY PULLS THE REFEREE IN FRONT OF HIM AS THE REF GETS THE FULL BRUNT OF THAT SHOT!!! THE GLASS PIERCING THE REFEREE’S SKULL, BLOOD POURING OUT OF THE HEAD OF THE REFEREE!! Cameron is shocked, BUT UNKNOWN TO HER AS JAYWALKER FROM BEHIND CONNECTS WITH THE TRANSCENSION, DECAPITATING LARIAT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF CAMERON!!! CAMERON IS DOWN, THE REFEREE IS DOWN!!! JAYWALKER IS THE ONLY MAN STANDING!!!
Stew: JAY HAS THIS MATCH WON!! BUT THERE IS NO REFEREE, WE HAVE ANOTHER REFEREE RUNNING DOWN TO THE RING AS HE BEGINS TO CHECK ON THE PREVIOUS REFEREE, BUT JAYWALKER GRABBING THE REF BY THE COLLAR AND TELLS HIM TO COUNT THE PIN!!! JAYWALKER COVERS CAMERON!!!
HBG: CAMERON KICKS OUT!!! CAM KICKS OUT!!! JAYWALKER IS SHOCKED, JAYWALKER POUNDING HIS FIST INTO THE MAT!! CMON CAMERON!!! JAYWALKER grabs Cameron up to her feet, shes dazed, AND HE GOES 2ND SACRIFICE!!!! THE MOVE HE HIT CAM WITH ON DYNASTY AND PUT HER THROUGH A TABLE!!!! BUT CAM FIGHTING IT AS HE DROPS BEHIND JAY AND JAY TURNS AROUND AS CAMERON CONNECTS WITH BITCH CAMP!!! BITCH CAMP TO JAYWALKER, SHE’S DONE IT!! JAY IS FINALLY GONE FROM EAW!!!
Stew: JAYWALKER KICKS OUT!! JAYWALKER ISN’T GOING AWAY THAT EASY!! Cameron is pissed, that might have been here last chance… Cameron crawling to the outside, and flips up the ring apron and pulls out A BARBWIRE WRAPPED STEEL CHAIR!! OH MY GOD… JAYWALKER IS UP AS CAMERON ROLLS IN QUICKY, AND SHE CLOBBERS JAY WITH A SICKENING SHOT TO THE SKULL WITH THAT FOREIGN OBJECT!!! JAYWALKER IMMEDIATELY FALLS TO HIS KNEES AS CAMERON BEGINS RETURNING THE FAVOR AS SHE WALKS BEHIND JAY AND BRINGS THE CHAIR DOWN HARD ONTO THE SPINE OF JAY!! CAMERON WITH REPEATED SHOTS WITH THAT CHAIR.. OVER AND OVER!! JAY’S BACK IS BLEEDING, JAY IS BLEEDING FROM HIS HEAD!! CAMERON IS MAKING JAYWALKER SUFFER!!! JAY IS IN AGONY HERE!!!
HBG: Jaywalker is rolling around the ring, Cameron taking a loose part of the barbwire from that chair and drops down, what is she setting up here? She places Jay IN A CROSSFACE!!! CROSSFACE APPLIED….WITH THE LOOSE PART OF THAT BARBWIRE IN BETWEEN THE MOUTH OF JAYWALKER!! BLOOD POURING FROM THE MOUTH OF JAYWALKER!!! JAY IS STRUGGLING, HE DOESN’T WANT TO TAP BUT GOD HE HAS TO THIS IS EXCRUTIATING!!! CAMERON IS PUTTING JAYWALKER THROUGH HELL!!! JAYWALKER SCREAMING IN AGONY!!! HE IS TRYING TO CRAWL, BUT EVERY TIME HE CRAWS THE BARBWIRE PIERCES HIS MOUTH!!!! BUT DAMN IT JAYWALKER IS STILL MOVING…TIGHTEN IT CAMERON!!!!
Stew: JAYWALKER DOESN’T WANT IT TO END LIKE THIS, HE IS SO CLOSE… JAYWALKER GRASP THE ROPES!! JAYWALKER HAS THE ROPES!!! CAMERON IS FORCED TO BREAK THE HOLD!!!!…. JAYWALKER IS OUT!!! Cameron dragging that chair to the center of the ring….She grabs Jay by his head and looks TO PILEDRIVE HIM RIGHT INTO THE BARBWIRE STEEL CHAIR!!!! BUT JAYWALKER FIGHTING IT… AND HE BACK BODY DROPS CAMERON ONTO THE CANVAS!! CAMERON HOLDING HER BACK BUT SHE RISES… AND JAYWALKER WITH THE CHAIR SMACKS IT INTO HER GUT!!!! CHAIR TO THE GUT OF CAMERON!! BARBWIRE PIERCING HER STOMACH!!! AND CAMERON ON ALL FLOORS… AS JAY BRINGS DOWN THAT BARBWIRE STEEL CHAIR ON THE BACK OF CAMERON!!! JAYWALKER COVERS!!! HER!!
HBG: NO! CAM HAS HER FOOT ON THE ROPE!! THE REFEREE POINTING IT OUT TO JAYWALKER!! CAM GOT HER FOOT ON THE ROPE!! Jaywalker IS GOING TO TRY THE 2ND SACRIFICE AGAIN!!! BUT CAMERON FIGHTING IT… SHE DROPS DOWN… LOW BLOW TO JAYWALKER!!! JAYWALKER IS DOWN…. AND CAMERON RUSHING TO THE CORNER BEHIND JAY, AND SHE STOMPS HER FOOT INTO THE CANVAS!!! SHE IS SETTING UP FOR THE GOLDPRINT!!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC LIKE HBB USE TO DO IT!!!! SHE IS LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH IT!!!
Stew: JAYWALKER TURNS… AND CAMERON CONNECTS WIT- NO JAY CATCHES THE LEG AND SPINS HER AROUND AND GOES FOR A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL!! TRANSCENSION!!! BUT CAMERON DODGES…. AND JAY TURNING AROUND RUNS RIGHT INTO THE GOLDPRINT DELIVERED BY CAMERON!!! CAMERON COVERS!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
RA: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEWWW!!! HALL OF FAME CHAMPION!!! CAAMMMERRRONNN ELLLAAA AVAA!!!
Stew: SHE DOES IT! CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS BECOME THE FIRST VIXEN IN EAW HISTORY TO WIN AN EXTREMIST CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! SHE HAS MADE HISTORY, SHE HAS BROKEN THROUGH A GLASS CEILING PLACED ON VIXENS, BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!
HBG: Yeah, woo go her (roll) …
Stew: I’m just realising what this means though, Jay lost…
RA: Ladies and Gentlemen, as per the stipulation agreed to prior to the match …JAYWALKER MUST LEAVE EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING!
Stew: Jaywalker, the last remaining original in EAW, has to retire! Despite what he has done, despite what he did, you have to respect him for his contributions to EAW, we’ve lost a true great, Cameron Ella Ava has RETIRED Jaywalker from EAW!
( Cameron Ella Ava is handed her Hall of Fame Championship, clutching it and hugging it in her arms, as Jaywalker begins to realise that he lost, as both him and Cameron Ella Ava look at each other )
Cameron Ella Ava *flipping Jay the middle finger*: It’s all yours, asshole!
( Cameron Ella Ava rolls out of the ring, still hugging her new title as she walks up the ramp as Jaywalker also rolls out of the ring, with his head down in disgust as he walks up the ramp )
( ‘’Na na na hey hey hey goodbye!’ chants begin to fill the arena as Jaywalker ignores the entire building, the entire crowd, as he walks right past the curtain )