( Highlights of Pain For Pride V are shown )
Promo Voice: It was truly the grandest stage of them all… It lived up to the hype… In one word “legendary”… but tonight we put all of that behind us and look towards the future.
( Clips of various extremists are shown )
Promo Voice: Sparks will be reignited and taken to new heights…
( Superior Quality 85 is shown putting Dark Demon through a table )
Promo Voice: Grudges will be put to rest…
( Moonlight Predator is seen attacking Kawajai )
Promo Voice: And someone… will be edged out.
( Project E.G.O. is shown beating down on the Prince of Phenomenal )
Promo Voice: Welcome to the Biggest Slaughter of the Summer…
( Clips of all the feuds are seen going by rapidly fast )
Promo Voice: Welcome… TO MIDSUMMER MASSACRE!!
( Camera fades inside of the dimly lit Wells Fargo Arena, suddenly massive amounts of red colored pyro begin to shoot out in all different directions. “Kill the Headlights” by Rev Theory begins to play as the camera pans around the ecstatic fans. The pyro dies down and the camera settles on the announce booth )
Stew: THIS IS IT FOLKS!! THIS IS THE BIGGEST SLAUGHTER OF THE SUMMER!! MIDSUMMER MASSACRE!! Stew-O and Masters here to call all the action from the Dynasty side… and what a night this is going to be… some of the MOST ANTICIPATED matches in recent memory are all gonna go down tonight.
Masters: Well you said it Stew, Hurricane Hawk defending his 24/7 Opportunity against Scott Diamond. We have Moses X and Devan Dubian… where someone is guaranteed to be lit on fire! And of course the Answers World Champion Prince of Phenomenal, defends against the Heart Break Boy… I can’t wait!
Stew: And now let’s send it over to the Showdown commentary booth!
ETR: Thanks Stew, and Showdown as well has some great action as well. Pyrite will defend his Elite Championship against Ren Smyth, andChico, not one… but two world championship matches! As both the World Heavyweight Championship and the EAW Championship will be defended here tonight.
HYC: That’s right ETR, things have been heating up over on Showdown and it’s a good thing we’re finally at Midsummer Massacre because any longer and it all would’ve boiled over! Now without further ado let’s get on with the opening contest!
( Camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
( Reverend James Johnson’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, from Boston, Massachusetts… weighing in at 260 pounds… REVERRRREENNDDDD JAMMEEESSSS JOOHHHNNNSSSONNNN!!
Stew: Well, a few weeks back at the EAW Draft, Reverend James Johnson issued a challenge to anyone on the EAW Roster to a match at Midsummer Massacre. The challenge was accepted by Troy Conway, and that would be the last we saw of the Reverend until he returned last week on Dynasty to help take out Project E.G.O. I hope Reverend James Johnson doesn’t regret throwing out that challenge.
( Troy Conway’s theme hits as he quickly sprints to the ring )
Masters: One of the if not the most talented rook—WAIT HOLD THAT THOUGHT!! CONWAY TAKES DOWN JAMES JOHNSON AND WE’RE OFF WITH THE OPENING CONTEST OF MIDSUMMER MASSACRE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: TROY CONWAY PUMMELING AWAY AT JAMES JOHNSON HERE THROWING LIGHTNING QUICK RIGHTS AND LEFTS RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF JAMES JOHNSON!! He finally lets up and gets off of the Reverend. And now he begins to stomp… ruthless stomps onto Reverend James Johnson… Right to the upper-body and head, Troy Conway is simply dominating him here! Troy lifts James Johnson to his feet and tosses him into the corner… TROY CONWAY COMES SPRINTING TOWARDS JAMES JOHNSON AND THROWS HIS WHOLE BODY AT HIM!! James Johnson comes stumbling out of the corner… TROY GRABS JAMES JOHNSON AND HITS A VERTICAL SUPLEX PLANTING HIM INTO THE CANVAS!!
Masters: Conway rolls out of the ring and pulls up the apron… he sorts through everything and he pulls out a kendo stick!! He brings it into the ring and waits for James Johnson to make it to his feet… CONWAY TAKES A SWING AT JAMES JOHNSON BUT HE DUCKS UNDER IT AND TRIES TO TAKE THE KENDO STICK AWAY FROM TROY CONWAY!! BUT TROY KICKS JAMES JOHNSON RIGHT IN THE GUT AND NOW SWINGS THE KENDO STICK THAT CONNECTS WITH THE SKULL OF JAMES JOHNSON!! HE STAGGERS BACK AND NOW TROYCONWAY CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER SHOT WITH THAT KENDO STICK!!
Stew: That shot brought James Johnson down to his knees… CONWAY NOW WITH A SHOT TO THE MID-SECTION… AND NOW ANOTHER ONE!! HE NOW GETS BEHIND JOHNSON… AND ANOTHER TWO SHOTS FROM THAT KENDO STICK!! TROY CONWAY IS GETTING EVERY LAST BIT OUT OF THAT KENDO STICK!! ONE MORE SHOT ACROSS THE BACK BEFORE HE FINALLY TOSSES IT ASIDE… Troygets James Johnson back to his feet only to toss him out of the ring. Conway follows and again brings James Johnson to his feet… HE GRABS HIS FOREARM AND WHIPS HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! JAMES JOHNSON FLIPS OVER THE STEEL STEPS AND LANDS DIRECTLY ON HIS BACK!!
Masters: Conway takes the steel steps and leans them up against the barricade… James Johnson is trying to get back to his feet… BUTCONWAY GRABS HIM AND THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS THAT WERE LEANING UP AGAINST THE BARRICADE!! JAMES JOHNSON GOES SHOULDER FIRST!! CONWAY NOW MOVES THE STEEL STEPS AND PULLS JAMES JOHNSON TO A VERTICAL BASE… HE GETS BEHIND HIM AND LIFTS HIM UP… AND A BACK SUPLEX RIGHT ONTO THE BARRICADE!! SPINE FIRST JAMES JOHNSON GETS DROPPED ON THE BARRICADE!! James Johnson slumps down leaning up against the barricade, and I can’t believe how badly he’s getting dominated here!!
Stew: Conway grabs James Johnson and tosses him into the ring… He approaches the turnbuckle and begins to take off the padding. He’s exposing the turnbuckle here!! He gets James Johnson to his feet and… HE RAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!! HE DOES IT AGAIN!! AND NOW A THIRD TIME!! AND HE KEEPS DOING IT… FOUR… FIVE… SIX… SEVEN… EIGHT… NINE… TEN!! TEN TIMES JAMES JOHNSON’S HEAD HAS BEEN BASHED INTO THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!! Conway releases James Johnson who falls straight back onto the mat he’s been completely busted open!!… and now Troy Conway heads to the apron and now climbs to the top rope.
Masters: Conway looks down at Reverend James Johnson… AND HE LEAPS OFF WITH A FROG SPLASH!! IT CONNECTS!!… BUT I DON’T THINK CONWAY’S DONE YET!! HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND HOPS UP TO THE TURNBUCKLE ONCE MORE!! HE LETS OUT A SMIRK BEFORE JUMPING OFF AGAIN AND CONNECTING WITH A SECOND FROG SPLASH!! HE HOOKS THE LEG AND MERCIFULLY THIS ONE’S OVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Troy Conway’s theme hits as he gets to his feet celebrating his victory )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… TROOOYYYYYYY COONNNNWAAAYYYY!!
Stew: I don’t believe it… James Johnson got completely dominated, overpowered, destroyed by Troy Conway! I’ve never seen anyone manhandled more than Reverend James Johnson was here tonight at Midsummer Massacre… but thank god it’s over.
Masters: Wow, I’m in complete shock like you are Stew, I wasn’t expecting this at all…
( Troy Conway heads to the back as James Johnson begins to be helped to the back by officials )
Masters: James Johnson didn’t get ANY offense in on Troy Conway…
Stew: James Johnson now at the top of the stage as he needs help from the officials just to stand…
( Dynasty: Kai advertisement plays )
(Camera pans backstage to Eve standing in the interview area)
Eve: Ladies and gentlemen, standing with me at this time, the current 24/7 contract holder …Hurricane Hawk!
(Hurricane Hawk steps into the scene)
Eve: Now Hawk, you will do battle with Scott Diamond for your 24/7 contract tonight, any final thoughts or words heading into this?
Hawk: You know …I’m sick of people like Scott calling me a liar, that everything I stand for is a lie. I heard him run his mouth on Dynasty about how I wear stupid green shirts and I lie to sick children in hospitals, what on earth gives him the right to say that about me? I know I have made some huge mistakes in my career, I know I have used Cameron Ella Ava and Maria to benefit my career, I own up to that. I own up to being a dishonest snake that nobody could trust. But everybody has come to accept that I am a changed man, but why not Scott?
Hawk: You know, when Maria suspended me from Dynasty before Pain for Pride, I had a lot time to rethink over not just my career, but my life. I sat in a rocking chair, I looked over every single wrong I did and I felt so guilty Eve, for the first time in my life I felt guilty for my actions. I had a moment of clarity, I didn’t want to be remembered for being a horrible person. I don’t want to feel that pain of guilt in my gut again, so I turned a new leaf. See Scott, if I was lying, if this was some masterplan to steal the world title …DON’T YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE DONE IT EARLIER?
Hawk: DON’T you think I would have ran down the ramp and stole the world title from Dark Demon, my once arch enemy, after Jaywalker beat him? When he was well and truly out of it? DON’T you think that I have cashed in at Pain for Pride, when Prince of Phenomenal won the title and ruined his Cinderella story win? Don’t you think I would have attacked Kawajai before our match on Turbo, cashed in and won it there and than? I am a lot of things but a lair isn’t one.
Hawk: All I have left in this world is this 24/7 contract, I realized I screwed up a lot in my life, but I will NOT screw up tonight. Scott Diamond, is going to be out of my hair tonight, I can promise you that Eve.
(Hawk walks off as the camera pans to black)
( Camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!
( Ren Smyth’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Kildare, Ireland… weighing in at 227 pounds… REEENNNN SMYYYTHHHHH!!
ETR: The challenger Ren Smyth, say what you want about his personality, but you can’t deny the fact that he’s a fabulous in ring competitor. And I like how he’s trying to bring prestige back to the Elite Championship.
( Pyrite’s theme hits as smoke begins to fill the entrance ramp, he makes his way to the ring with the Elite Championship around his waist )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 285 pounds… HE IS THE ELITE CHAMPION…. PYRRRIIIITTTEEEEE!!
HYC: Well ETR, if you were to ask me, I’d say the Elite Championship is staying right where it is now… this Pyrite is one impressive dude and I see him keeping a hold of his championship for a long long time to come…
(DING! DING! DING!)
ETR: Both men staring each other down as they circle around the ring. Both men make their way towards each other as the lock in a grapple on one another! REN QUICKLY GAINS THE ADVANTAGE AS HE HITS A HIP TOSS ON PYRITE! PYRITE FLIPS FORWARD AND LANDS ON THE MAT ON HIS TAILBONE! Ren now runs off the ropes behind Pyrite and charges at him.. DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF PYRITE’S SKULL! OUCH! Pyrite slumps forward on to his stomach as Ren gets up and rolls him over on to his back! REN NOW STOMPING ON THE GUT OF PYRITE WITH HIS RIGHT FOOT!
HYC: REN NOW CHARGES OFF THE ROPES AND COMES FLYING BACK AT PYRITE.. AND HE HITS A MINI GHETTO STOMP TO THE GUT OF PYRITE! Pyrite now rolling away from Ren to avoid more attacks from him as he rolls towards the ropes and uses them to lift himself up.. REN NOW CHARGING AT PYRITE LOOKING TO CLOTHESLINE HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! NO! PYRITE DUCKS AND TOSSES REN OVER HIS SHOULDER.. BUT REN LANDS ON THE APRON! PYRITE TURNS AROUND AS REN SWINGS HIS RIGHT HAND AT HIM! NO! PYRITE DUCKS UNDER IT!
ETR: PYRITE NOW BENDS DOWN AND SENDS A SHOULDER RIGHT IN TO THE MID-SECTION OF REN! REN NOW BENDS FORWARD THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES CLUTCHING HIS STOMACH AS PYRITE GRABS HIM BY HIS HEAD AND PULLS HIM THROUGH THE ROPES UNTIL ONLY HIS FEET REMAIN ON THEM.. ROPE HUNG DDT! STRAIGHT IN TO THE CANVAS! PYRITE NOW DRAGS REN AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND SPRAWLS OUT OVER HIM FOR A COVER!
ONEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOO! KICKOUT!
HYC: Pyrite now up as he attempts to whip Ren off the ropes.. NO! REN WITH THE REVERSAL! Pyrite now bounces off the ropes, still holding the hand of Ren.. Pyrite now bounces off the ropes as he twists Ren’s arm around.. AND HE HITS THE HOOK KICK! RIGHT IN TO THE JAW OF REN! Ren now wobbling around on his feet as Pyrite bounces off the ropes in front of Ren and comes flying back.. THE BICYCLE KICK!! JESUS CHRIST! RIGHT IN TO THE NOSE OF REN! REN NOW SLUMPS TO THE MAT AS PYRITE ROLLS HIM OVER ON TO HIS BACK AND GOES FOR THE COVER AGAIN!
ONEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOO! THR–KICKOUT!!
ETR: WOW! I’m surprised Ren could kickout of that after receiving two vicious kicks to the face! Pyrite now up as he picks up Ren.. NO! REN SENDS A KICK IN TO THE GUT OF PYRITE LOOKING FOR THE SNAP DDT.. BUT PYRITE CATCHES THE LEG OF REN! REN USING THIS TO HIS ADVANTAGE AS HE HITS A STEP UP ENZUIGIRI IN TO THE JAW OF PYRITE! Pyrite now stumbling back as Ren quickly goes on the attack! REN NOW HITTING A SERIES OF EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS TO PYRITE WHO IS NOW LEANING AGAINST THE ROPES! Ren now taking a few step backs as he charges at Pyrite looking to send him over the ropes!
HYC: Pyrite expecting this as he bends down slightly, looking to flip Ren over his shoulder again.. BUT REN WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE THROUGH THE LEGS OF PYRITE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! REN NOW STANDING OUTSIDE THE RING AS HE GRABS THE TWO LEGS OF PYRITE, WHO’S BACK IS TURNED TO HIM, AND PULLS THEM SENDING PYRITE FALLING FORWARD FACE FIRST IN TO THE MAT! REN NOW YANKS THE LEGS OF PYRITE AS PYRITE COMES THROUGH THE BOTTOM ROPE AND LANDS STOMACH FLOOR ON THE FLOOR OUTSIDE THE RING!
ETR: The referee now counting both men since this championship is defending under normal rules and they are outside the ring! ONE! TWO! Ren now picks up Pyrite AND WHIPS HIM IN THE DIRECTION OF THE STEEL RING POST! THREE! FOUR! PYRITE FLIES IN TO THE STEEL RING POST SHOULDER FIRST AS HE NOW STAGGERS BACKWARDS! FIVE! SIX! REN NOW COMES UP BEHIND HIM AND HITS THE BACKBREAKER!! SEVEN! EIGHT! JESUS CHRIS!! REN NOW PICKS UP PYRITE AS HE ROLLS HIM IN TO THE RING TO COVER HIM! REN NOW HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOO! THRE–KICKOUT!
HYC: OOOOOH!! THE ELITE CHAMPION BARELY KICKED OUT! REN NOW UP AS HE MAKES HIS WAY TO THE TOP ROPE! PYRITE IS LAID OUT INFRONT OF HIM! REN’S GOING TO FLY, ETR! REN NOW ON TOP AS HE TURNS AROUND ON THE TOP TURBUCKLE! OH GOD.. HE’S GOING FOR THE MOONSAULT!! YES!! REN LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE.. AND IT CONNECTS!! WAAAAIT.. NO!! PYRITE GOT THE KNEES UP! REN LANDED ON TO THE KNEES OF PYRITE! PYRITE IS A LUCKY MAN, ETR! BOTH MEN NOW LYING ON THEIR BACKS EXHAUSTED AND HURT!
ETR: The referee now begins to count for a double knockout.. if both men remain down on the mat for more then 10 seconds, this match will be declared a draw! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! Pyrite now begins to stir. FOUR!! FIVE!! Pyrite now rolls over on to his belly as he makes his way towards the ring ropes. Ren still clutching his stomach flat out on his back! SIX!! SEVEN!! Pyrite now uses the ropes to hoist himself up! The referee stops the count! Pyrite now makes his way over to Ren who still hasn’t budged and picks him up! Pyrite throws Ren into the nearest corner as he takes a few steps back..
HYC: PYRITE NOW CHARGING AT REN AS HE HITS A FOREARM SMASH RIGHT IN TO THE JAW OF REN! REN NOW STUMBLES FORWARD IN TO THE ARMS OF PYRITE AS HE LIFTS HIM UP FOR THE SIDEWALK SLAM.. AND HE HITS IT! REN IS PLANTED IN TO THE MAT BACK FIRST! Pyrite now makes his way over to the legs of Ren and locks in the FIGURE 4 LEG LOCK! OH MY GOD!! HE’S GOT SUCH AN EXCRUCIATING MOVE LOCKED IN ON REN! REN SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN! REN NOW LIES DOWN ON THE MAT, WITH HIS SHOULDERS FLAT DOWN TO RELIEVE THE PAIN BUT THE REFEREE HAS TO COUNT A COVER!
ONEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOO! THR–REN GETS HIS SHOULDERS UP!
ETR: REN CAN NOT GET TO THE ROPES AS PYRITE USES HIS WEIGHT TO KEEP HIM WHERE HE IS! WAIT.. LOOK! REN ROLLS OVER ON TO HIS STOMACH.. HE’S REVERSED THE FIGURE 4 LEG LOCK! NOW THE PRESSURE IS ALL ON PYRITE! PYRITE SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN AS REN IS YELLING AT HIM TO TAP!! PYRITE USING HIS WEIGHT AS AN ADVANTAGE AS HE USES IT TO PULL HIMSELF TOWARDS THE ROPES! REN TRYING TO PULL HIM BACK BUT THE 280 POUNDER IS JUST TOO STRONG!! PYRITE NOW GRABS THE ROPE! THE REFEREE IS TELLING REN TO BREAK THE HOLD BUT HE ISN’T!
HYC: The referee now begins to count, and if Ren doesn’t break the hold by 5 he will be disqualified! ONE! TWO! REN APPLYING MORE AND MORE PRESSURE AS PYRITE IS SHOUTING OUT IN ANGUISH! THREE! FOUR! REN FINALLY BREAKS THE HOLD JUST BEFORE THE REFEREE REACHED FIVE!
HYC: Ren is now up, waiting for Pyrite to get up! Pyrite now using the ropes to get himself up.. REN NOW PULLS PYRITE IN FOR THE RANHEI! THE AROUND THE WORLD!! NO!! PYRITE SMASHING ELBOWS IN TO THE BACK OF REN’S SKULL!! REN BREAKS THE HOLD OF THE RANHEI!! PYRITE NOW SHOVES REN AWAY FROM HIM! REN FALLS DOWN ON TO THE MAT AS PYRITE BACKS UP IN TO THE CORNER!! PYRITE’S GOING FOR THE SPEAR!! REN IS NOW UP AS PYRITE CHARGES AT HIM!! OH MY GOOOODDDD!! SPEAR!! SPEAR!! NO!! REN JUMPS OVER THE SPEAR!! BOTH PYRITE AND REN TURN AROUND QUICKLY TO FACE ONE ANOTHER.. PYRITE KICKS REN IN THE GUT AND LIFTS HIM UP.. JACKHAMMER!! PYRITE HITS IT AS HE JUMPS OVER REN’S BODY FOR THE COVER!!
ONEEEE!!.. TWOOOO!!.. THREEEE!!..
(DING! DING! DING!)
( Pyrite’s theme hits as he is handed the Elite Championship )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL ELITE CHAMPION!!…. PYRRRITTTEEEEE!!
ETR: And Pyrite has retained his Elite Championship! And this was a very good match between these two Chico.
HYC: Indeed it was, we saw a lot of great action in this one, Ren Smyth came up just short but still a fantastic job by both men. Ren Smyth pushed Pyrite a lot more than I thought he was going to.
( Camera fades backstage where Kawajai is seen talking on his phone )
Kawajai: Yeah… I know… Don’t worry about it, I got him… Love you too dad.
( A knock is heard on the door )
???: Kawajai, it’s me Max… you got some time?
Kawajai: Uhh… yeah sure come in.
( Max enters the ring and walks up to Kawajai )
Max: I’m sorry about this Kawajai, but I wanted to get a word or two in before your match.
Kawajai: It’s no problem, no problem at all Max.
Max: Wow, well you seem pretty laid back considering that just in a little while your championship reign will be in more jeopardy than ever.
Kawajai: Is it Max? Is it really in jeopardy?
Max: I’m sorry Kawajai, but I don’t think I follow.
Kawajai: Listen Max, I’m gonna have to admit, I was on edge about this match all week, I was pulling the hair out of my head… I, much like a lot of people are doing were doubting myself. But then I realized something about Moonlight Predator, something that eased my nerves and gave me no doubt in my mind that I’m going to walk out with my EAW Championship.
Max: And that is?
Kawajai: Moonlight Predator was thrusted into the main event seemingly overnight, and then I started drawing all of these comparisons to him, Devan Dubian, Chris Hessian, I can keep knocking off names, but the point is Dubian and Hessian were propelled to stardom without much exposure, and once they got their first taste of fame… what did they do? They choked.
Kawajai: And the same can be said for Moonlight Predator, he was so sure of victory at Pain For Pride, but he didn’t get it. He’s so sure of victory here tonight, but guess what? He’s not going to get it. You see while Moonlight Predator believe he can hang with the big boys the fact is, he can’t. He’s not on that level yet… and he never will be.
Max: Thank you Kawajai.
( Max leaves the locker room as Kawajai sits on a chair and begins to tape his wrists )
(Highlights of Devan Dubian vs. MosesX play on the screen)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a INFERNO DEATHMATCH! The only way to win this match is by lighting your opponent on fire and than pinning them, pinfalls can consist anywhere in the building!
(Devan Dubians theme hits)
Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring, from Dubai, United Arab Emirtes ….DEVAAANNNNNNNN DUUUUUUUUUUBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAN!!
(MosesXs theme hits)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Washington DC, he is the National Extreme champion ….MOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS X!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: And this match is under way as Dubian and Moses circle each other, this is going to be a very brutal match, careers very well could either end or atleast be shortened tonight … Dubian quickly charges out of the corner at Moses with a running forearm smash into the jaw of Moses! Dubian now throws roundhouse kicks into the chest of Moses, multiple roundhouse kicks before looking for a Irish-whip into the opposite turnbuckle but Moses counters it, sending Dubian into the turnbuckle but Dubian runs up it as Moses charges with him and Dubian flips over him as Moses turns around —RIGHT INTO A HUGE SUPERKICK BY DEVAN DUBIN! Moses falls out the bottom rope and to the floor, Moses tries getting up but Dubian connects with a baseball slide dropkick that knocks Moses into the barricade and into the crowd!
Masters: Moses is lying in the crowd as Dubian quickly goes to the top rope, Dubian is going to go high-risk here tonight as he LEAPS OFF! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND INTO THE CROWD! INTO THE HEAD OF MOSES WHICH GETS DRIVEN INTO THE FLOOR! DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT A MOVE BY DUBIAN! Dubian fell a good few rows in as Moses is down, Dubian walks over to him and grabs a steel chair from a crowd member as Moses is trying to get up and DUBIAN SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR AT MOSES! BUT MOSES DUCKS UNDERNEATH AS DUB MISSES! MOSES GRABS A BEER FROM THE CROWD AND THROWS IT INTO THE EYES OF DUBIAN! Moses grabs Dubian and throws him back into the ringside area, Moses hops over the barricade and looks underneath the ring …
Stew: And Moses pulls out lighter fluid, this is not going to be good! Moses also pulls out a aa barbed wire bat, this honesty can’t be good …Moses grabs the lighter fluid, pouring some of it on the barbed wire baseball bat and pulls out a match from his boots as MOSES LITS THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT ON FIRE! Dubian is getting up to his feet as MOSES TAKES A SWING AT HIM! MOSES SWINGS THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE BAT INTO THE MID-SECTION OF DUBIAN! OH MY GOD! DUBIAN BENDS OVER IN PAIN AS MOSES TAKES A SECOND SWING, THIS TIME INTO THE SPINE OF DUBIAN! THE FLAMING BARBED WIRE CUTS INTO HIS BODY!
Masters: Dubian is lying on the floor, he’s in awful pain as Moses places the flaming bat into the ring as he grabs Dubian up and rolls Dubian into the ring, Dubian is on all fours in the ring, he’s trying to get back up, he’s trying to continue this match as he already has burn marks forming on his back as Moses begins to taunt the crowd, Moses is jeering the crowd on as he looks back underneath the ring and pulls out a glass table and Dubian is beginning to get up to his feet, Moses places the glass table on the apron as he regains himself but DUBIAN ON A SECOND WIND POUNCES, HITTING A HUGE BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK INTO THE GLASS TABLE WHICH BREAKS UPON IMPACT INTO THE FACE OF MOSESX! MOSES GOT THE ENTIRE GLASS TABLE BROKEN INTO HIS FACE, INTO HIS UPPER BODY! HES DOWN!
Stew: Dubian is back down on the mat, he’s picking glass out of his legs as Moses is down, Moses is bleeding heavily as Dub is sitting up in the ring, clutching onto his back as he forces himself up onto his feet, Dubian grabs the barbed wire bat as the flame has died out but the barbed wire remains hot, Dubian climbs up the turnbuckle with the barbed wire bat in his hands, Dubian is standing on the turnbuckle with the barbed wire as Moses is using the apron to get up and DUBIAN LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! MOONSAULT WITH THE BARBED WIRE BAT! OH MY GOD! BUT MOSES SIDE-STEPS, MOSES DIVED OUT OF THE WAY AS DUBIAN MISSES AND LANDS INTO THE BROKEN PIT OF BROKEN GLASS PIECES! THE BARBED WIRE BAT PRESSES INTO HIS CHEST, THE GLASS AND BARBED WIRE IS CUTTING INTO DUBIANS CHEST!
Masters: DUBIAN IS BLEEDING FROM HIS CHEST, BLOOD IS DRIPPING DOWN OFF HIS CHEST! Moses’s face has been covered in blood as he manages to lift Dubian up, the barbed wire bat is STUCK in Dubians chest as Moses RIPS IT RIGHT OFF FROM DUBIANS CHEST! SKIN GETS TORN OFF FROM HIS CHEST AND MOSES KICKS DUBIAN IN THE MID-SECTION AND CONNECTS WITH A SNAP DDT ONTO THE BROKEN GLASS! THE GLASS CUTS INTO DUBIANS FOREHEAD! OH MY GOD! Moses now grabs the lighter fluid and begins POURING IT ALL OVER DUBIANS BODY! DUBIAN IS DRENCHED IN LIGHTER FLUID!
Stew: Moses now regains himself, glass is sticking out of his head as he slowly, stumbling even towards our table as he begins to rip it apart, throwing monitors and such to the floor as he grabs Dubian and lifts him …BREATH OF FIRE! THE VERTICAL SUPLEX INTO A POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! MOSES JUST DRIVES DUBIAN THROUGH OUR TABLE! OH MY GOD! DUBIAN IS MOTIONLESS IN THAT BROKEN WRECKAGE AS MOSES IS LAUGHING! Moses grabs a new match and lights it as he THROWS IT DOWN ON THE LIGHTER FLUID DRENCHED DUBIAN! BUT DUBIAN JUST MANAGES TO MOVE AWAY! THE BROKEN WRECKAGE OF OUR TABLE BEGINS TO LIGHT ON FIRE!
Masters: Dubian just saved himself, Moses grabs Dubian and lifts him up and THROWS HIM LIKE A RAGDOLL INTO THE STEEL STEPS! THOSE STEEL STEPS COME APART! DUBIAN IS LYING UPSIDE DOWN IN THE STEPS! Moses grabs Dubian again, pulling him up and MOSES NOW THROWS DUBIAN FULL FORCE INTO THE STEEL BARRICADE! Moses now grabs Dubian again and rolls him into the ring, Dubian is motionless as Moses grabs the lighter fluid and rolls back into the ring, Moses places the lighter fluid down as he grabs Dubian but DUBIAN OUT OF DESPERATION BITES MOSES IN THE GROIN! DUBIAN IS BITING MOSES IN THE GROIN! MOSES IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS DUBIAN BITES HARDER INTO HIS GROIN!
Stew: Dubian releases as Moses drops down onto his knees and Dubian crawls over to the lighter fluid, Dubians body is drenched in blood and glass, he picks up the lighter fluid and begins to pour it all over Moses, Moses is covered in the lighter fluid now too! Dubian grabs a match from Moses and lights it …oh no! DUBIAN THROWS THE MATCH DOWN ON MOSES! BURNING THE NATIONAL EXTREMET CHAMPION! MOSES IS ON FIRE! HIS ENTIRE BODY IS ON FIRE! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!! MOSES IS ON! MOSES FALLS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR, RIGHT WHERE THE BROKEN GLASS HAS BEEN LYING ALL THIS TIME! MOSES IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS THE REFEREE PUTS THE FLAMES OUT BUT THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE, DUBIAN CAN MAKE THE PIN NOW!
Masters: MOSES IS SHAKING! HIS SKIN IS BURNED, HE HAS GLASS BURNED ALL AROUND HIS BODY! DUBIAN NOW CHARGES AND HITS A RUNNING AIR BOURNE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO MOSES! MOSES GETS PRESSED INTO THE GLASS FURTHER! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, BOTH MEN ARE MOTIONLESS IN THAT PUDDLE OF BLOOD, IN THAT WRECKAGE! DUBIAN DRAPES AN ARM OVER MOSES! THIS IS IT!
ONE!!! ….TWO!!! …THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring announcer: Here is your winner …..DEVVAAANNN DUUBBBIIIIAAANNN!!!
Stew: Dubian wins! Dubian does it! Dubian has won this war but neither man is going to be the same after this, Dubian is bleeding like hell, Moses is too but he is suffering from 3rd degree burns aswell. This was certainly not one for the weak at heart.
Masters: Indeed, neither man let up, neither man went easy and it easy could have gone either way, but Dubian manages to just BARELY pick up the win.
( Camera fades into Superior Quality 85’s locker room where he is shown sitting staring at his Interwire Championship )
SQ: Isn’t it funny… how after all this time, nothing has changed with you Demon. When you talk about liars and deceivers, you’re as big and bad as they come Demon. You’re too proud to admit that you aren’t as good as you appear to be on paper. On paper it says you’re the World Heavyweight Champion, and in my eyes… well you’re far from it.
SQ: You telling me that I’m not as good as I say I am, you telling me my World Title reign was a joke, that I’m a joke… what is that really? Is that really what you believe? I don’t think so. In fact I know that’s not what you believe, you know deep down inside that I’m better than you, always have been better than you, and always will be better than you… but you don’t want to admit it, you have a reputation to protect.
SQ: You’re a leader back there Demon, all the young extremists, they look up to you… so of course you aren’t going to admit that you aren’t the best… I mean what kind of example would that be setting? But for you to tell me that I’m nothing, well that’s just idiotic… Demon I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… you’re afraid of me. And now, now’s the time that I take your World Heavyweight Championship.
( SQ stands up and walks out of the room )
( No Regards Preview is shown )
( Camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… AND IT IS FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!
( Superior Quality 85’s theme hits as he walks to the ring with the Interwire Championship strapped backwards around his waist )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Fife, Scotland… weighing in at 227 pounds… HE IS THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!… SUPPPERRIOOORRRR QUALLIITYYY 85!!
ETR: Well folks, it’s time to put up or shut up! SQ believes that he has been and awlays will be better than Dark Demon… and Demon believes it’s quite the opposite, and that Superior Quality has been nothing but a joke his entire career.
( Dark Demon’s theme hits as he walks to the ring with the World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Ireland, weighing in at 225 pounds… HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!… DARRRKKKK DEEEEMOOONNN!!
HYC: I don’t know, but it seems that SQ has gotten into the head of the World Heavyweight Champion, I’m not saying that Demon is completely distracted… but it should be interesting to see if he makes a mistake or two that SQ will capitalize on.
(DING! DING! DING!)
ETR: The World Heavyweight Championship match has now begun! This is going to be one hell of a match, Chico! Both men circling around the ring as they edge towards each other for the lock-up! Dark Demon about to gain the upperhand on Superior Quality but Superior Quality pushes Dark Demon off of him! Both men once more lock hands but this time Superior Quality gains the advantage! Superior Quality now whips Dark Demon off the ropes as the Dark Demon comes flying back! Superior Quality bends forward looking to toss Dark Demon over his shoulder!
HYC: NO! Dark Demon stops in front of Superior Quality and sends a knee shot right to the face of Superior Quality! Superior Quality now leaning forward, clutching his face as Dark Demon bounces off the ropes to the right of Superior Quality.. DARK DEMON NOW COMES CHARGING BACK.. BIG BOOT TO THE SIDE OF SUPERIOR QUALITY’S SKULL! JESUS CHRIST.. WHAT A MOVE!! SUPERIOR QUALITY SLUMPS TO THE MAT AS DARK DEMON ROLLS HIM OVER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONEEE!!.. TWOOO!!.. T-KICKOUT!
ETR: Dark Demon leaves Superior Quality in the ring as he rolls outside the ring and makes his way over to the bell keeper’s area where he snatches two chairs from! Dark Demon also goes looking under the ring now where he finds a strand of barbed wire and a two by four! Dark Demon throws them into the ring and rolls back in to the ring! Dark Demon picks up a steel chair as he sees that Superior Quality is now on all fours! DARK DEMON SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT OVER THE BACK OF SUPERIOR QUALITY!
HYC: Superior Quality is now lying on the mat on his stomach as Dark Demon SENDS MORE CHAIR SHOTS IN TO THE BACK OF SUPERIOR QUALITY! DARK DEMON BEING RELENTLESS WITH SUPERIOR QUALITY HERE! THERE ARE DENTS IN THE CHAIR HE’S HITTING HIM SO MUCH! Finally, Dark Demon stops hitting Superior Quality with the chair shots! Dark Demon now places the steel chair he used to smash Superior Quality over the back with beneath Superior Quality’s face! Dark Demon now picks up the other steel chair he brought in to the match.
ETR: DARK DEMON NOW MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO SUPERIOR QUALITY WHO’S FACE IS LYING ON THE STEEL CHAIR! OH MY GOD!! CONCHAIRTO!! DARK DEMON HITS THE CONCHAIRTO!! SUPERIOR QUALITY’S SKULL WAS JUST SQUASHED BETWEEN TWO STEEL CHAIRS! DARK DEMON NOW LIFTS THE STEEL CHAIR AGAIN.. ANOTHER CONCHAIRTO!! JESUS CHRIST!! SUPERIOR QUALITY HAS GOT TO BE DEAD!! DARK DEMON NOW DROPS THE CHAIR AS HE ROLLS SUPERIOR QUALITY ON TO HIS BACK AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!
ONEEEE!!.. TWOOO!!.. THR–KICKOUT!!
HYC: WOAH!! I have no idea how Superior Quality kicked out of that! He just received two conchairtos to the back of his skull! Dark Demon can’t believe it either! Superior Quality is lying on his back as Dark Demon makes his way up on to his feet! Dark Demon now picks up the strands of barbed wire he brought in to the match earlier! Dark Demon is.. wrapping the it around his.. fist?! What on earth?! Dark Demon’s hand is now bleeding as he wraps the barbed wire around his fist as it digs in to his flesh.. what the hell is he thinking?! Superior Quality is now on beginning to stir as he makes his way up on to his knees! The back of Superior Quality’s skull is bleeding!
ETR: Dark Demon waiting for Superior Quality to get up as his blood oozes from his hand where he wrapped the barbed wire around! SUPERIOR QUALITY IS NOW ON HIS FEET FACING DARK DEMON.. DARK DEMON NOW CHARGES AT SUPERIOR QUALITY!! OH MY GOD!! THE BARBED WIRE FIST TO THE FACE!! NOOOOOO!! SUPERIOR QUALITY DUCKS UNDER THE SHOT!! DARK DEMON NOW TURNS AROUND AS SUPERIOR QUALITY KICKS HIM IN THE GUT.. SNAP DDT!! RIGHT IN TO THE STEEL CHAIR DARK DEMON USED FOR THE CONCHAIRTO EARLIER!! HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED AS SUPERIOR QUALITY IS IN THE DRIVER SEAT!
HYC: Dark Demon now laying flat on his stomach as Superior Quality gets up on to his feet. Superior Quality now makes his way over to the bloodied hand of Dark Demon with the barbed wire around it.. SUPERIOR QUALITY NOW STOMPING ON THE HAND WITH BARBED WIRE ON IT!! THE BARBED WIRE IS DIGGING FURTHERMORE IN TO THE FLESH OF DARK DEMON AS SUPERIOR QUALITY CONTINUOUSLY STOMPS ON THE HAND!! DARK DEMON IS SCREAMING OUT IN ANGUISH PLEADING FOR SUPERIOR QUALITY TO STOP! Superior Quality eventually stops stomping on the hand on Dark Demon as he rolls out of the ring looking for some weapons!
ETR: Superior Quality now looking under the ring as he pulls out lighter fluid and a box of matches! Uh oh, nothing good can come out that! Superior Quality also pulls out a small glass pane and a container filled with salt! You do find some odd things under that ring, don’t you,Chico?! Superior Quality now pushes them in to the ring as he rolls back in himself! Dark Demon still lying on his stomach, showing no signs of moving as Superior Quality picks up the kendo stick Dark Demon brought in to the match earlier! Superior Quality now picks up the lighter fluid and pours it over the top part of the kendo stick! He now lights a match and drops it on to it! SUPERIOR QUALITY HAS A FLAMING KENDO STICK IN HIS HAND, CHICO!
HYC: Indeed he does! Superior Quality now staggers towards Dark Demon and begins to SMASH THE FLAMING KENDO STICK OVER THE BARE BACK OF DARK DEMON! DEMON IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN!! THIS IS DISTURBING!! SUPERIOR QUALITY STOPS WHACKING THE KENDO STICK OVER THE BACK OF DARK DEMON AS THE FLAME GOES OUT.. BUT SUPERIOR QUALITY ISN’T DONE! Superior Quality now picks up the bag of salt in one hand, and the small glass pane in the other! WHAT’S HE GOING TO DO NOW?! Superior Quality makes his way make to Dark Demon as he rips the bag of salt and pours it over the back of Dark Demon!
ETR: DARK DEMON IS SCREAMING OUT OF PAIN! THE SALT IS SEEPING IN TO THE CUTS AND SORES OF DARK DEMON STINGING HIM IN THE PROCESS! SUPERIOR QUALITY NOW HOLDS THE GLASS PANE IN TO HANDS AS HE LIFTS IT UP IN THE AIR.. HE’S GOING TO SMASH IT OVER THE BACK OF DARK DEMON.. MY GOD!! NO!! DARK DEMON ROLLS OUT OF THE RING MERELY AVOIDING HAVING GLASS SHARDS DUG IN TO HIS BACK! THE GLASS SHATTERS IN TO THE MAT AS SUPERIOR QUALITY SMASHED IT IN TO THE CANVAS! Superior Quality now steps through the ropes to the outside of the ring as he goes after Dark Demon!
HYC: Dark Demon is resting up against our announce taking a breather as Superior Quality grabs him by his hair! NO! DARK DEMON BREAKING FREE AS HE SENDS A FOREARM RIGHT IN TO THE NOSE OF SUPERIOR QUALITY! SUPERIOR QUALITY STUMBLES BACK AS DARK DEMON SENDS YET ANOTHER FOREARM IN TO HIS NOSE! Superior Quality now stumbles back against the apron! Dark Demon now grabs Superior Quality by the back of his neck as he tosses him back in to in to the ring! Dark Demon rolls back in, gets up on to his feet and lifts Superior Quality up on to his feet! DARK DEMON NOW LIFTS SUPERIOR QUALITY ON TO HIS SHOULDERS!
ETR: Dark Demon now makes his way over towards the shards of broken glass with Superior Quality still on his shoulders! OH MY GOD!! DARK DEMON IS SETTING SUPERIOR QUALITY UP FOR THE RUBIX CUBE RIGHT IN TO THE SHARDS OF GLASS!! YES!! AND HE HITS IT!! SUPERIOR QUALITY PLANTED IN TO THE SHARDS OF GLASS BACK FIRST!! DEMON NOW GOES FOR THE COVER ON SUPERIORQUALITY!!
ONEEEE!!.. TWOOOO!!.. THREEE-KICKOUT!!
HYC: SUPERIOR QUALITY BARELY WITH THE KICKOUT!! DARK DEMON WAS SOOOO CLOSE TO RETAINING HIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! DARK DEMON IN DISBELIEF AS HE PICKS UP SUPERIOR QUALITY.. NO!! SUPERIOR QUALITY WITH THE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!! DARK DEMON IS PLANTED IN TO THE CANVAS!! SUPERIOR QUALITY NOW ROLLS DARK DEMON OVER ON TO HIS STOMACH AND LOCKS IN THE DEATHLOCK STF!! JESUS CHRIST!! THE INDIAN DEATHLOCK COMBINED WITH THE STF! DEMON IS GOING TO TAP! I CAN FEEL IT! WE’RE ON THE VERGE OF HAVING A NEW CHAMPION!
ETR: DON’T COUNT OUT DARK DEMON TOO EARLY, CHICO! SUPERIOR QUALITY SCREAMING AT DEMON TO TAP AS HE APPLIES MORE AND MORE PRESSURE!! DARK DEMON IS FADING!! MY GOD.. WE MIGHT HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!! WAAAAAITTTT!! NOO!! DARK DEMON SMASHES SUPERIOR QUALITY IN THE TEMPLE WITH HIS FIST WHICH HAD THE BARBED WIRE AROUND IT!! SUPERIOR QUALITY IMMEDIATELY RELEASES THE HOLD!HE GOT OUT OF THE INDIAN STF!! DARK DEMON NOW PUSHES SUPERIORQUALITY OFF OF HIS BODY AS HE CRAWLS TO THE ROPES AND HOISTS HIMSELF UP! SUPERIOR QUALITY NOW ON HIS KNEES MAKING HIS WAY TO HIS FEET!
HYC: DARK DEMON IS EYEING UP SUPERIOR QUALITY!! HE’S GOING FOR THE ROLLING ELBOW TO FINISH THIS MATCH ONCE AND FOR ALL!! SUPERIOR QUALITY IS NOW UP!! HE TURNS AROUND AS DEMON SPINS AROUND.. THE ROLLING ELBOW.. RIGHT IN TO THE JAW OF SUPERIOR QUALITY! SUPERIOR QUALITY SLUMPS TO THE MAT OUT COLD!! DEMON FALLS TO THE MAT AND LIES OVER THE BODY OF SUPERIOR QUALITY AS THE REFEREE COVERS THE PINALL!!
ONEEEEE!!.. TWOOOOO!!.. THREEEEE!!..
(DING! DING! DING!)
( Dark Demon’s theme hits as he stumbles up to his feet )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… DARRKKKKK DEEEMMMOONNN!!
ETR: AND DEMON RETAINS HIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IN A FANTASTIC MATCH AGAINST SUPERIOR QUALITY!! And this was really a great back and forth match, we saw a little bit of everything in this one.
HYC: Indeed we did, both men laid it all on the line tonight, Dark Demon however is the one walking away with the victory and with the World Heavyweight Championship… maybe this will finally shut Superior Quality up.
( Camera fades into the trainer’s room where Pyrite is shown getting his ankle wrapped )
Pyrite: Hey… ahh… watch it.
( Moonlight Predator walks into the room )
MP: You alright?
Pyrite: Yeah man, it’s nothing too bad, I twisted my ankle during my match earlier, doc’s just wrapping it up for me.
MP: Ahh I see… well at least you still have the Elite Championship to show for it *Moonlight Predator sits down next to Pyrite* You know, this is a huge night for us.
Pyrite: What.. ow.. damn… do you mean?
MP: Well I mean, we’re the tag team champions… you’re the Elite Champion, and by the end of tonight, I’ll be the EAW Champion.
Pyrite: Did you hear what Kawajai said about you earlier tonight? He sounded pretty confident that he could beat you.
MP: Yeah… I heard what he had to say, let me tell you… if Kawajai doesn’t think that I’m on his level, if he doesn’t believe that I’m ready for the EAW Championship, then he’s in for a very rude awakening tonight. I can guarantee you that.
( MP pats Pyrite on the shoulder and then walks out the door as the doctor continues to wrap Pyrite’s ankle )
(Hurricane Hawk vs. Scott Diamond feud plays on the screen)
( Camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the 24/7 CONTTTRACCCTTT!!!
(Scott Diamonds theme hits)
Ring Announcer: First making his way to the ring from Long Island ….SCOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT DIIIIIIAMOOOOOOOOOOOOND!!!
( http://youtu.be/AFanues0FT0 plays)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, making his way to the riing from Jacksonville, Florida ….HURRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIICANEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWK!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Dng!)
Stew: And we’re off as both men met in the middle of the ring, both men eye down each other before Scott SLAPS Hawk in the face! And Hawk fires back with a huge right hand! Both men are trading blows in the middle of the ring and Scott looks for the Irish-whip but Hawk counters as Scott hits off the ropes, Hawk swings for a clothesline but Scott ducks underneath and hits off the opposite ropes and HAWK WITH THE LOU THESZ PRESS! HAWK BEGINS TO POUR DOWN ON SCOTT WITH HUGE RIGHTS AND LEFTS! Scott shoves Hawk off him, as both men get up to their feet and Hawk charges at Scott but Scott with a kick to the mid-section and pulls Hawk in for a snap suplex! But Hawk slips out and whips Scott into the turnbuckle, Hawk now charges at him but Scott kicks him in the gut and pulls Hawk in!
Masters: AND SCOTT WITH A SNAP DDT INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! HAWKS HEAD JUST BOUNCED INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! Hawk rolls underneath the bottom rope as Scott keeps on stomping on him, Hawk falls out to the floor as Scott rolls out after him and grabs Hawk up, rolling him back into the ring and Scott is climbing up the turnbuckle, this is VERY unlike Scott as Hawk is starting to get back up and SCOTT LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! DIVING CROSSBODY INTO HAWK! BUT HAWK CAUGHT HIM IN HIS ARMS AND CONNECTS WITH THE POWERSLAM ON SCOTT! Scott gets driven into the mat, Hawk is regaining himself, shaking off the cobwebs from that DDT into the turnbuckle and Hawk now begins stomping on Scott, HAWK WITH THE JAYWALKING! HAWK IS STOMPING ON ALL THE LIMBS OF SCOTT DIAMOND!
Stew: This is Hawks homage to the legendary Jaywalker and Hawk now does the ‘you can’t see me’ taunt before hitting off the ropes, dusting off his shoulders and looks for the HAWK-FIVE WAY! BUT SCOTT ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Hawk is holding onto his hand, he’s not too pleased with that as Scott is on his knees, regrouping and regaining his thoughts, Hawk is getting onto his knees too as both men are getting up and Hawk swings at Scott with his other hand! But Scott ducks and kicks Hawk in the mid-section and slaps on a side-headlock, trying to wear down the hero of Hawknation, but Hawk almost instantly throws Scott into the ropes as Scott darts back, Hawk connects with the running shoulder block!
Masters: Scott now quickly back up but Hawk with a strong clothesline on Scott! Scott again having to lift himself up but Hawk hits off the ropes for a DIVING SHOULDER BLOCK! IT CONNECTS! Scott hits to the side of the ring, grabbing that steel chain that Hawk brought to the ring with him, desperately wrapping it around his hand, unknowingly to Hawk who lifts Scott up in the air …SIT-OUT POWERBOMB ON SCOTT DIAMOND! BUT SCOTT SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIN ASSITED FIST INTO THE FACE OF HAWK! HAWK GOES RIGHT DOWN AS SCOTT SMASHES IT INTO HAWKS FACE SOME MORE AND SCOTT NOW COVERS HURRICANE HAWK! THIS COULD BE IT!
ONE!!! ….TWO!!! …BUT HAWK KICKS OUT!.
Stew: Scott bites down on his lip, not pleased in the least that Hawk had the power to kick out as Scott gets to his feet, waiting for Hawk to get up as Hawk is slowly getting up to his feet as Scott grabs him and hits the OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON HAWK! Hawk goes down, to the outside of the ring as he tries to buy himself some time but the ever devious, the ever cunning Scott follows him out of the ring and grabs Hawk and RAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE BRRICADE! SCOTT NOW GRABS HAWK INTO A WAIST LOCK AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE BARRICADE! THE BACK OF HAWKS HEAD HITS INTO THE BARRICADE! SCOTT ROLLS HAWK BACK INTO THE RING, ANOTHER COVER!
ONE!!!! ….TWOOOO!!! ….NO!!! HAWK KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!
Masters: WHAT?! HAWK WON’T STAY DOWN! HE WON’T STAY DOWN FOR SCOTT DIAMOND! Scott is pounding on the mat, Scott is like a rabid dog, waiting for Hawk to get up as Hawk is slowly getting up and Scott grabs him for the LETHAL INJECTION! BUT NO! HAWK SHOVES SCOTT INTO THE ROPES AND SCOTT COMES CHARGING BACK BUT HAWK LIFTS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, VILLEMATIC! THE FU! BUT SCOTT LANDS ON HIS FEET AND ONCE AGAIN, SMASHES THE CHAIN ASSITED FIST INTO THE FACE OF HAWK! HAWK STUMBLES FORWARD AS SCOTT LEAPS UP IN THE AIR WITH THE LETHAL INJECTION! HE GOT IT! HAWK IS PLANTED INTO THE MAT! COVER BY SCOTT! SCOTT HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
ONE!!! …TWO!!! ….NO!!!!!! HAWK ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!
Stew: WHAT?! HAWK ROLLED A SHOULDER UP FROM THE LETHAL INJECTION! NO WAY IN HELL! SCOTT IS IN SHOCK! SCOTT IS SHAKING HIS HEAD …HE CAN’T BELIEVE THIS! SCOTT IS POUNDING ON THE MAT, ANGER IS SINKING IN FOR SCOTT! SCOTT NOW WALKS OVER TO THE TURNBUCKLE, THROWING THE STEEL CHAIN DOWN ON THE MAT AS SCOTT IS STALKING HAWK, STARING AT HAWK WHO IS TRYING TO GET UP, HAWK MOVES ONTO ALL FOURS AS SCOTT CHARGES AT HIM! RUNNING PUNT KICK!! BUT NO!! HAWK COUNTERS IT WITH THE ADHD! THE STFU! ITS APPLIED ON SCOTT DIAMOND! HAWK IS CHOKING SCOTT WHO IS TRYING DESPERATELY TO BREAK FREE!!
Masters: SCOTT IS TRYING TO CRAWL TOWARDS THE ROPES! SCOTT’S WHOLE CAREER IS FLASHING IN FRONT OF HIS EYES, HIS SHOT AT WORLD TITLES, AT MAIN EVENTING COULD BE OVER IF HE TAPS OUT! HAWK REARS BACK, TRYING TO RIP THE HEAD OFF SCOTTS SHOULDER! SCOTT IS FADING! HE’S GOTTA TAP OUT! SCOTT IS INCHING TOWARDS THOSE ROPES, MOVING LIKE AT A SNAILS PACE! AND SCOTT LIFTS UP HIS HAND AND ….HE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE! SCOTT GOT TO THE ROPES AND HAWK LETS GO!
Stew: Hawk now pushes himself up to his feet, he walks over to the steel chain around his fist as Scott is slowly pushing himself up to his feet, as he turns around and BAM! THE MUGSHOT BY HAWK! SCOTT STUMBLES AS HAWK LIFTS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS …VILLEMATIC! IT CONNECTS! SCOTT IS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT! HAWK NOW HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF SCOTT DIAMOND!
ONE!!!!! ….TWOOOO!!!! ….THREEE!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer; Here is your winner AND STILLLLLL 24/7 CONTRACT HOLDER …..HUUUUUUURRRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEE HAWWWWWKKKKK!!!!
Masters: Hawk does it! Hawk does it in this hard-hitting match, he had to survive steel chain shots and shots into the barricade and more!
Stew: Hawk wins the feud but Scott has shown just how tough and how talented he is, great effort by both men.
(Camera pans backstage to Matt Ryders makeshift office, as he is shown playing guess who with Mike08)
Mike: (hmm) does she have red hair?
Mike: Big boobs, perfect round ass.
Mike: Does she start with an M?
Matt: IT’S NOT MARIA MIKE, GODDAMNIT.
Mike: Oh…I knew that…
Matt: Yeah, I’m sure. (un)
(Colin Kaline barges into the room)
Matt: Oh, look what the cat dragged in …
Colin: So, do you want to tell me why I am not booked on the show tonight? How do you expect a huge buyrate for this show without any Colin Kaline?
Matt: Excuse me?
Colin: Don’t play games with me Matt, we both know I am the biggest star on Dynasty. We both know that I was the first Dynasty pick for a reason Matt, so please explain why scrubs like MosesX and Dubian get to compete in a deathmatch that none wants to see, while I have to sit on the sidelines.
Matt: Because we couldn’t find any match for you, unless you wanted to compete against Eddie Mack, and we both know that isn’t going to happen.
Colin: Well you know, MAYBE it should have happened. Maybe if I beat him one more time, he could have finally gotten away from me. But no, he’ll just try to either interrupt my mic time or confront me in some horrible way on Dynasty, like usual.
Matt: Well I’m sorry but Dubian vs. Moses needed to be solved tonight, while you and Mack didn’t, I’m sorry if you feel screwed like you always feel but that’s not my problem, I am busy right now so if you don’t mind.
Colin: Busy doing what? Planning a childs game with him? *Colin points at Mike08, who is shown drooling over a Maria picture*
Matt: He’s an old friend, so again, if you don’t mind…*Colin grabs the board game and flings it at a wall*
Mike08: Hey, what the hell are you doing?! *Mike08 stands up in anger*
Colin: I’m trying to get people to take me seriously, trying to get people to realize that I am the biggest thing in this company. *Mike throws a sissy slap at Colin in anger but Colin grabs Mikes picture of Maria and rips it in half*
Mike08: MARIA :’(!!!!!!
(Colin kicks Mike08 in the groin and rams his head through a nearby window)
Matt: COLIN! STOP THIS!
Colin *grabbing Matt and ramming him up by a wall*: You want me to stop Matt? Than you start taking me seriously, you stop screwing me over because Matt, I overhead Project E.G.O talking last week, I know who the new guy is in Project E.G.O and trust me, shit is going to happen that will forever change EAW for the worse. And none of your little cronies on Dynasty are going to be able to stop them, they will hold all the belts and hold his company hostage, trust me on that. And when your little cronies fail, you will come begging to me to stop them but it’ll be too late. Because I won’t give a fuck about you, Dynasty, Mr.DEDEDE or anybody else in EAW.
Matt: Who? Who is in Project E.G.O? Who’s the new guy?
(Eddie Mack walks into the room)
Eddie Mack: Yo…what’s with all the yelling, I’m trying to have some alone time if you can feel a brother ou…oh, it’s just Colin Kaline throwing his weight around again.
Colin: Get out of here Mack, this doesn’t concern you.
Mack: But it does. It does concern me when you still feel like you should be in the world title scene.
Colin *releasing Matt and walking towards Mack*: Oh…but you do? Mr.Choke Artist who wins CITV through a goddamn fluke deserves to be in the world title picture? You don’t even belong in EAW, you waste of space.
Mack *getting in Colins face*: I’m the waste of space? Please, I don’t have to or never had to do all this like you to get noticed.
Colin: I’m not trying to get noticed, people already know who I am. But Mack, theres a storm coming. A big one. Something that you won’t be able to stop or handle. You don’t want to fuck with me Mack, because once Project E.G.O is complete, they are going to eat us alive. I’m trying to stop them now, but having people like you constantly get in my face isn’t helping.
Mack: Than do something about it.
Stew: AND MACK FIRES A FIST AT COLIN! MACK IS UNLOADING ON COLIN KALINE! BUT KALINE FIGHTS BACK, SENDING A POWERFUL KNEE TO THE MID-SECTION OF MACK, SEVERAL MORE KNEES AS BOTH MEN STUMBLE OUT OF MATT RYDERS OFFICE AND COLIN GRABS MACK AND THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO A SECOND DOOR, THERES A HUGE DENT ON THE DOOR AS COLIN CHARGES WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE AT MACK! BUT MACK EVADES IT! COLIN SMASHES THROUGH THE DOOR WAY AND INTO THE VIXENS LOCKER ROOM!
(The vixens begin to cover up as Mack walks in, picking up Colin)
Mack: evening, ladies (hello)…
Masters: And Mack drags Colin out of the vixens locker room and RAMS COLINS HEAD INTO A NEARBY PRODUCTION CRATE! MACK NOW GRABS COLIN AND BAM! COLINS SKULL GETS DRIVEN INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH THE EDDICTION! COLIN IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN AND HE’S LEFT TO LAY IN A PUDDLE OF HIS OWN BLOOD AS MACK WALKS OFF! THIS A WHOLE NEW SIDE TO HIM!
(Eddie Mack walks off as EMTs rush over checking on Colin)
( Highlights of the Kawajai and Moonlight Predator feud are shown starting from Pain For Pride and leading up until now. The package ends with Moonlight Predator standing over a bloody and broken Kawajai while staring down at the EAW Championship )
( Camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING CHAMPIONHIP!! And in this match, if Kawajai uses any elbow or knee strikes to the skull of Moonlight Predator… Kawajai will have to relinquish his championship!
( Moonlight Predator’s theme hits as he walks to the ring wearing a black and gold coat. He stops at the stage and shows a menacing grin before continuing down to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Ottawa, Ontario… weighing in at 225 pounds… HE IS ONE HALF OF THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!… MOOOOONNNLIIIIGHTTTT PREEDDDAAATTORRRRR!!
ETR: He’s tortured the EAW Champion for weeks now, he’s made his life hell on earth, he beat and battered the Champion’s father… to the point where he was put into a coma. He’s done everything to the EAW Champion that he possibly could without taking the championship, but tonight, tonight just may be the icing on the cake, especially with the advantage he has over the EAW Champion.
HYC: I’m going to have to agree with you ETR, I believe that we’re looking at the next EAW Champion. He’s gotten into the head of Kawajai, he’s made the champion doubt himself… and with the stipulation that Kawajai can’t use any elbows or knees to the skull of Moonlight, it puts him at a huge advantage… I don’t think he can lose!
( Kawajai’s theme hits as he makes his way to the ring with the EAW Championship around his waist. He keeps his eyes locked on Moonlight Predator not changing his expression )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from New Jersey… weighing in at 225 pounds…HE IS THE EAW CHAMPION!!… KAWWWAAAAAJJJJAAAIIIIII!!
ETR: But don’t completely count Kawajai out folks! He’s proved time after time that he’s the absolute best in the business. He’s been the EAW Champion for exactly six months, ever since he won the championship back at King of Extreme he’s been tearing through the competition. Moonlight Predator has been the only one that’s really gotten to Kawajai, he was able to beat him at Pain For Pride, but since he can’t use the elbows or knees to the head, one has to wonder… can he do it?
HYC: As great of a champion that Kawajai is, I don’t think he can… Moonlight Predator has the momentum, he has the advantage… he has everything over Kawajai. And you and I both know that Moonlight Predator’s tag team champion Pyrite is lurking backstage…
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ETR: The bell has sounded, Kawajai and Moonlight Predator… it’s a very personal, and emotional feud and it’s all come down to this! Who is going to walk out the EAW Champion? Kawajai and MP both step into the center of the ring… and they get face to face! MP throws the first shot at Kawajai but he blocks it and sends his knee into the gut of MP! MP grabs his stomach and now Kawajai throws a right hand that catches Moonlight in the jaw! Kawajai goes for another right hand but Moonlight quickly evades it and slides out of the ring… and folks if you couldn’t tell by now… this won’t be a technical match… this is going to be a straight up brawl!
HYC: MP picks up the ring apron looking for a weapon of some sort… AND OH MY!! HE PULLS OUT A TRASHCAN… BUT LOOK AT KAWAJAI!! HE DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!! AND IT CONNECTS!! MP HAD NO TIME TO REACT!! Kawajai gets to his feet and grabs the trashcan, he places it down and now gets MP to a vertical base… He lifts him up… AND HE THROWS MP ONTO THE TRASHCAN WITH A SCOOPSLAM!! MP rolls off the trashcan holding his back and screaming in pain… and now Kawajai picks up the lid to the trashcan!! He bangs it against our announce table as he taunts MP to make it to his feet…
ETR: MP grabbing onto the edge of the ring to pull himself to his feet, he turns around… AND KAWAJAI BASHES THE LID OF THE TRASHCAN RIGHT ONTO THE SKULL OF MP… WAIT NO!! MP DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY AND KAWAJAI CONNECTS WITH THE EDGE OF THE RING!! MP NOW FROM BEHIND LIFTS KAWA INTO THE AIR AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH AN ELECTRIC CHAIR!! RIGHT ON THE OUTSIDE!! WHAT A REVERSAL BY MOONLIGHT PREDATOR AND NOW THE BALL IS IN HIS COURT!! MP looks to keep it going here as he once again grabs the already flat trashcan and tosses it into the ring…
HYC: He grabs Kawa and he rolls him into the ring… He drops his forearm over the forehead of Kawajai before pushing him fully into the ring… MP now hops onto the apron and climbs up to the top rope… Kawajai pulls himself up to his feet… MP LEAPS OFF!! SIDEKICK TO THE EAW CHAMPION!! KAWAJAI FLIES BACK HALF WAY ACROSS THE RING!! MP SCRAMBLES INTO THE PIN HOOKING BOTH LEGS OF KAWAJAI DOES HE HAVE HIM?!?!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT NO!! KAWAJAI KICKS OUT!!
ETR: MP quickly rolls off of Kawajai and picks up the trashcan, or what’s left of it anyway. He places it in the middle of the ring and grabs Kawajai who was attempting to make it to his feet… He tosses the EAW Champion over his shoulder and moves over to the trashcan… BUT KAWAJAI IS FIGHTING… HE DROPS DOWN BEHIND HIM AND GRABS HIS HEAD… HE PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH AN INVERTED DDT!! OH MY!! RIGHT ONTO THE TRASHCAN!! KAWAJAI PLANTS MOONLIGHT PREDATOR WITH A REVERSE DDT RIGHT ONTO THE TRASHCAN!! Moonlight lets out a scream as he grabs his lower back… and it doesn’t look like Kawajai’s done yet!!
HYC: Kawajai again picks up the trashcan which has been flattened like a pancake and he wedges it in between the top and middle rope… Kawajai gets MP up and whips him right into the turnbuckle! MP CRASHES RIGHT INTO THE TRASHCAN GOING ARM FIRST INTO IT!! MP comes stumbling out… AND KAWAJAI CATCHES HIM WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! MP rolls into the corner and uses the ropes to aid him to his feet… HERE COMES KAWAJAI CHARGING!! HE LEAPS UP BUT MP MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND KAWAJAI CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! MP NOW COMES RUNNING AND CLOTHESLINE’S HIM OUT OF THE RING!!
ETR: MP now follows as he slides out of the ring and again pulls up the ring apron… He sifts through all the objects under the ring… AND OH NO LOOK CHICO!! HE PULLS OUT A TABLE!! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL HE’S PULLING OUT… HE PULLS OUT A CHAIR… A STOPSIGN… A KENDO STICK… ANOTHER TRASHCAN… IT’S WEAPONS GALORE AROUND HERE!!… MOONLIGHT PREDATOR IS GRABING SEEMINGLY EVERY WEAPON HE CAN FIND… It looks as if he’s looking for something but can’t find it!! He bangs his fist onto the ring surface and sets the table up at ringside… and now picks up the chair… he moves over to Kawajai and he lifts the chair high over his head!!… BUT THE DEFIANT EAW CHAMPION LANDS A LOWBLOW!!… A LOWBLOW TO MOONLIGHT PREDATOR!! AND NOW KAWAJAI PICKS UP THE STEEL CHAIR!!
HYC: MP SCRAMBLES BACK…. ON ALL FOURS TRYING TO GET AWAY FROM KAWAJAI… He crawls over to another side of the ring… and again pulls up the apron… AND LOOK!! MP PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR OF HIS OWN!! MP MAKES IT TO HIS FEET WITH THE STEEL CHAIR IN HAND… WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN HERE?! BOTH MEN WITH STEEL CHAIRS IN HAND… MP has a smirk on his face while Kawajai has a rugged expression… MP SWINGS HIS STEEL CHAIR AT KAWAJAI!! BUT KAWAJAI BLOCKS IT WITH HIS OWN CHAIR AND NOW KICKS MP IN THE GUT!! MP BENDS FORWARD AND NOW KAWAJAI UNLEASHES A STEEL CHAIR OVER THE BACK OF MOONLIGHT PREDATOR!!
ETR: MP’s back has been exposed for a great portion of this match and it’s beginning to bleed… KAWAJAI LIFTS THE CHAIR UP AGAIN SLAPS IT OVER THE BACK OF MOONLIGHT PREDATOR!! KAWAJAI IS GOING CRAZY WITH THE STEEL CHAIR… HE HITS MP OVER THE BACK AGAIN… AND AGAIN… AND ONCE MORE!! FIVE CHAIR SHOTS IN TOTAL HERE!! CAUSING THE BACK OF MOONLIGHT PREDATOR TO LOOK LIKE A SLAB OF RAW MEAT!! Kawajai has completely lost it!! He’s letting all of his frustration out, all of the frustration caused by Moonlight Predator… right here and now!! He starts taking apart our announce table… Taking the cover off and now throing the monitors over to the side… WHAT IN THE WORLD CAN KAWAJAI BE THINKING?!
HYC: Kawajai grabs Moonlight and rolls him on top of the table, Kawajai now climbs up as well… good lord what in the world is he thinking?! HE LIFTS MOONLIGHT PREDATOR UP FOR A POWERBOMB!! BUT MOONLIGHT PREDTAOR IS FIGHTING!! HE SENDS A FEW SHOTS INTO THE HEAD OF KAWAJAI AND SLIDES OFF OF HIM… HE SCRAMBLES HIS WAY BACK INTO THE RING AND KAWAJAI IS NOT TOO FAR TO FOLLOW… KAWAJAI SLIDES INTO THE RING AND MP COMES CHARGING!! BUT KAWAJAI WITH A KICK!! A KICK RIGHT INTO THE HEAD!! AND MP GOES DOWN… BUT AS DOES KAWAJAI!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN HERE!!
ETR: Kawajai slowly regains himself and glances over at the turnbuckle… MP is down and Kawajai heads to the top rope!! He slowly begins to climb step by step… He’s gotta be careful that he doesn’t slip… He makes it to the top and turns his back to Kawajai… NO WAY!! THE PHOENIX SPLASH IS ON IT’S WAY!!… BUT WAIT!! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR SPRINGS BACK TO HIS FEET AND HE PUSHES KAWAJAI OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE!! AND KAWAJAI GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE THAT WAS SET UP AT RINGSIDE!! HOLY SHIT!! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR STARES AT THE CARNAGE OUTSIDE OF THE RING WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE… THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE FOLKS!!
HYC: Moonlight heads to the outside… he drags Kawajai through the wreckage and rolls him into the ring… MP HOOKS BOTH LEGS WE HAVE A NEW EAW CHAMPION!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THR—KAWAJAI KICKS OUT!! KAWAJAI KICKS OUT!!
ETR: MP CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! I DON’T THINK ANYONE IN THIS ARENA CAN BELIEVE IT!! HOW IN THE WORLD DID KAWAJAI KICK OUT OF THAT?! KAWAJAI FELL A GOOD SEVEN FEET THROUGH A TABLE BUT STILL WAS ABLE TO KICK OUT!! THAT’S INSANE!! MP BANGS HIS HAND INTO THE CANVAS OUT OF PURE ANGER AND FRUSTRATION!! HE’S SO CLOSE TO THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP THAT HE CAN TASTE IT!! MP lifts Kawajai up to his feet… BUT KAWAJAI BREAKS IT OFF… AN ENZIGURI!! AN ENZIGURI TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! HE DIDN’T GET ALL OF IT BUT IT DID CAUSE MOONLIGHT PREDATOR TO THE STUMBLE BACK AND GET TIED UP IN THE ROPES!!
HYC: MP is in the perfect position to be on the receiving end of all those MMA elbows and knees… but Kawajai can’t use them because if he does, the title automatically goes over to MP!! And look at MP!! HE’S EDGING KAWAJAI ON!! KAWAJAI STARTS PACING AROUND THE RING AS MP KEEPS TAUNTING HIM!! THIS IS WHAT MP WANTS!! HE WANTS TO BECOME THE EAW CHAMPION AND THIS WOULD BE THE EASIEST WAY TO DO IT!! HE KEEPS EDGING KAWAJAI ON… BUT KAWAJAI WITH A SUPERKICK TO SHUT HIM UP!! KAWAJAI UNTIES MP FROM THE ROPES AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CANVAS!! HE GETS DOWN ONTO HIS KNEES EXHAUSTED AND HOOKS THE INSIDE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—MP KICKS GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!
ETR: AND NOW IT’S KAWAJAI THAT’S IN DISBELIEF!! AN ENZIGURI AND SUPERKICK COMBO BUT MOONLIGHT PREDATOR STILL KICKED OUT!! YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM CREDIT!!VKawajai gets up still with a bit of a shocked expression on his face; he scouts out the playing field… He brings MP up to his feet… Kawajai backs up into ropes… and he comes running at MP with a clothesline!! BUT MP DUCKS UNDER IT!!… KAWAJAI STOPS HIMSELF AND TURNS AROUND… KICK TO THE GUT BY MP… PREDATORY INSTINCT!! PREDATORY INSTINCT CONNECTS!! MP COLLAPSES RIGHT NEXT TO KAWAJAI… HE HAS TO REGAIN HIMSELF IF HE WANTS TO BECOME THE EAW CHAMPION!!
HYC: MP slowly starts stirring… He’s taken a lot in this match… he slowly crawls over to Kawajai and drapes an arm over his chest… IS IT OVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT NO!! KAWAJAI KICKS OUT!! AND YOU’VE GOTTA BELIEVE IT’S ONLY BECAUSE MP DIDN’T GO FOR THE PIN RIGHT AWAY!!
ETR: There’s no doubt about that… if Moonlight Predator hadn’t collapsed as well, and went for the pin immediately, we would have a new EAW Champion right now… MP gets off of Kawajai and crawls over to the corner as Kawajai begins to crawl to the opposite corner. MP pulls himself up and waits for Kawajai to do the same… Kawajai grabs a hold of the top rope with both hands to pull himself to his feet… MP DARTS AT KAWAJAI AND HE LEAPS ON TOP OF HIM!! HE LANDS A FEW RIGHT HANDS TO THE SKULL…. BUT LOOK!! KAWA GRABS MP!! AND HE HAS HIM IN POSITION FOR A POWERBOMB!!
HYC: KAWAJAI TAKES A FEW STEPS OUT OF THE CORNER… HE TURNS AROUND AND POWERBOMBS MP RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! MP’S SPINE CRACKS OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE AS HE HITS THE MAT!! WHAT A DEVASTATING IMPACT THAT WAS!! KAWAJAI DRAGS HIM MORE INTO THE CENTER AND HEADS TO THE TOP ROPE YET AGAIN!! WITH HIS BACK FACING MP… HE’S GONNA TRY IT ONE MORE TIME!! HE LEAPS OFF LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH THE PHOENIX SPLASH!! WAIT A MINUTE!! LOOK AT MP!! HE GETS HIS LEG INTO THE AIR TO ATTEMPT TO BLOCK THE PHOENIX SPLASH!!
ETR: BUT KAWAJAI LANDS ON HIS FEET!! HE MUST’VE NOTICED WHAT MP WAS DOING!! HE LANDS ON HIS FEET AND GRABS THE LEG… AND HOLD ON… YES!! KAWAJAI HAS THE K-STRETCH APPLIED!! HE HAS IT LOCKED IN!! MP IS SCREAMING AND WRITHING IN PAIN HERE!! KAWAJAI ISN’T HOLDING ANYTHING BACK HERE!! HE’S PUTTING EVERYTHING HE HAS INTO THIS!! MP IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING… TRYING TO PUSH HIS WAY TO THE ROPES BUT HE ISN’T GAINING ANY GROUND!! HE’S FADING FAST!! HE FLAILS HIS ARMS TRYING TO GET ANYTHING… ANYTHING THAT HE CAN TO BREAK THE HOLD BUT IT’S NO USE!! THERE’S NOTHING HE CAN DO!! HE TAPS OUT!! MOONLIGHT PREDATOR TAPS OUT!! KAWAJAI RETAINS THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( Kawajai’s theme hits as he keeps the K-Stretch applied for a few more seconds. He finally releases it, gets to his feet and begins celebrating his victory )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL THE EAW CHAMPION…. KAWWWAAAAAJJJJAAIIIII!!
ETR: KAWAJAI DID IT!! Kawajai has once again retained his championship against all odds!! What a match this was, Moonlight Predator gave the EAW Champion a run for his money like we knew he would… but Kawajai was able to come away with the victory and keep his EAW Championship, congratulations to him.
HYC: Kawajai has once again proven why he’s the best in EAW! He refused to give up, refused to give in, Moonlight Predator did everything he could to assure he’d walk out victorious but it just didn’t happen. But am I the only one that’s surprised that Pyrite didn’t show his face during the match and help the challenger out?
ETR: I was just wondering that myself, all I know is Kawajai came into this match a wreck and I don’t think there was anyone giving him a fighting chance… well he not only fought, but he won.
(Troy Conway is seen coming out of the Project E.G.O locker room as Rob Colton walks up to him)
Rob: Troy, congratulations on the victory, you picked up a dominating victory tonight in James Johnson’s last match in such impressive style!
Troy: You sound surprised, Rob. OF COURSE I won, I am Troy Conway, I’m the most talked about extremist today, I am the hottest property in the game today. Ain’t nobody in their right mind would have thought differently at very point in the last month that I would win tonight.
Rob: Well true, but you retired a very well travelled veteran and former EAW champion in Johnson, is this just a sign of what’s to come?
Troy: No …It’s a sign of how good Project E.G.O is. We aren’t like Mutiny, Dynasty Foundation or Enterprise and trying to take over EAW, we don’t care enough to takeover this dump of a company. We just want the power, we just want the titles, we want the respect. We don’t care about anything else or anybody in our way. Heart Break Gal and James Johnson tried getting in our way, they thought because of how long they have in the game that they could stop us and what happened Rob? We retired them. We have retired two people in the same of two weeks.
Troy: People like HBB isn’t doing this to leech off us, that should be pretty obvious now. He made Project E.G.O to edge out the flith in this company, he did this so maybe people could not only realize how powerful he is, but also myself and Cleopatra. We are powerful Rob, like I said about the old stables like Mutiny and Enterprise, we don’t need eachother in packs all the time to be powerful. We can be powerful by ourselves, that’s why HBB picked me and Cleo and it’s a shame that guys like POP and girls like Cameron just can’t see the good we are doing, but hey …we just have to edge them out. No problem.
Rob: And what about the guy who is supposed to have joined EGO, has HBB told you who has joined EGO?
Conway: Yeah, me and Cleo know who the guy is. HBB doesn’t hide anything from us, he asked us what we thought before he let this guy in and all I will say is, this person is going to make Project E.G.O even more powerful. This person is going to make EGO even bigger, this person is just like HBB, he’s tired of people not giving him enough credit for what he has done for EAW. He saw what HBB saw after Pain for Pride, people don’t care about you. This person doesn’t want to be revealed yet, but all I say is, you’ll be shocked.
(Troy shoves past Rob Colton and walks into a different locker room and locks the door)
(‘Prince of Phenomenal’ is written on the door as the camera zooms in)
( Highlights of both Showdown and Dynasty are shown )
(‘No Church in the wild’ by Jay-Z and Kanye West play as hightlights are shown of the Prince of Phenomenal vs. Project E.G.O feud play)
(Camera pans back into the ring)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and it is your main event and it is for the ANNSWWWERRRSSSSS WOOOORRLLLLLDDD CHAMMPPPPIOOONSHIPPPPP!!!
(Heart Break Boys theme hits as he walks out with Troy Conway and Cleopatra by his side)
Ring Announcer: And first, making his way to the ring from Chicago, IL, weighing in at 220 pounds ……THE HEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRT BRRRRRRREAAAAAAAAK BOOOOOOOOOOY!!
Stew: Here we are, this is going to be one hell of a match and a bigtime match, especially for Prince of Phenomenal but probably just as match for Heart Break Boy. He’s done a lot of talking over the past few weeks and he needs to back it up with a victory tonight but if anybody can do it, it is HBB, who is a very rare and special extremist in his own right.
Masters: Indeed HBB is, his record on FPVs lately has been amazing, victories over CM Banks in his final match, victory over Chris Hessian and Devan Dubian in that brutal, unforgiving triple threat match but what I want to know is …what was Troy doing in POPs locker room? Did he sneak attack him? Did he steal his title? Who knows!
(The lights dim down as Prince of Phenomenals theme hits as golden pyro rains down from the top of the stage and POP jumps through the pyro as he is wearing a glowing hoodie which reads on the back ‘Prestige mode’ with the Answers World Championship wrapped firmly around his waist)
Ring Announcer: And finally, the champion, from South Beach Florida weighing in at 220 lbs, he is the ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION……THE PRINCCCEEEE!!!! OOOFFF!!!! PHHEENNNOOOMMEENNAALLL!!!!!
Stew: And here comes the champion! POP is showing no signs whatsoever of any beatdowns, so I guess we can rule out that in what the hell Troy Conway was doing in POPs locker room tonight, but POP is looking in great shape tonight, he looks focused, he looks determined, he looks like he is ready to enter hell all over again tonight because that is exactly what HBB is going to give POP tonight.
Ring Announcer: Ahem …Ladies and gentlemen, I have received word from General Manager Matt Ryder, that a THIRD participant has been added into this match ….by way of cashing in his 24/7 CONTRACT …..
(Hurricane Hawks theme hits as he walks out with a blood stained t-shirt on and he runs down to the ring)
Ring Announcer: And the third man in this match, from Jacksonville Florida, weighing in at 245lbs, he is representing ‘Hawknation’ …..HUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEE HAWWWWWK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Masters: Hawk is cashing in? Oh my god, this adds a whole new dimension to this match as although Hawk is not at 100% condition wise, he certainly does have the edge as neither POP nor HBB even expected this! And you gotta give credit to Hawk, he cashed in before the match started, before anybody was weak but himself. But is that a foolish move? Is that going to end up biting him in the ass later on if he doesn’t win tonight?
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: POP is looking on in complete disbelief, he’s staring blankly at Hawk as he shakes his head … Hawk is shrugging his shoulders as POP is just standing in his corner as HBB charges out of his corner at Hawk! HBB is throwing fists at Hawk but Hawk fires back, throwing big right hands into the mid-section of HBB! Hawk now turns HBB into the turnbuckle and hammers HBB in the mid-section with big-time right hands! But HBB is fires back, slicing into Hawks chest with sickening KNIFE EDGED CHOPS! Hawk stumbles backwards as HBB hits off the ropes and charges at Hawk but Hawk steamrolls over HBB with a huge clothesline that takes HBB down and Hawk turns around and POP gets right into Hawks face! POP is screaming abuse at Hawk, I think POP is mad that Hawk betrayed his trust and put his world title even more in trouble as it is with E.G.O on the outside..
Masters: Hawk is trying to calm POP down but POP fires at Hawk with a forearm smash! Several forearm smashes into the mouth of Hawk! Hawk stumbles into the ropes as POP looks for the Irish-whip but Hawk reverses, sending POP off the ropes and POP darts back but Hawk with a HIP TOSS! BUT POP ADJUSTS AND COUNTERS THE HIP TOSS INTO A HURRICARANA! What a move by POP, I guess they don’t call him the Prince of Phenomenal for nothing, alright! Hawk rolls to the ropes as HBB is trying to get up but POP with forearms, knees, elbows and fists into HBB! POP lifts HBB up for a snap suplex but HBB blocks, sending a kick into the mid-section of POP and uppercuts POP below the chin, knocking POP back as HBB lifts him up for a scoop slam! But POP lands down on his feet and wraps his hands around HBB’s waist and pushes HBB into the ropes as both men roll onto the mat and back and up to their feet …ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEX!
Stew: BUT HBB WITH ELBOWS INTO THE JAW OF POP! POP breaks the waistlock as HBB turns and kicks POP in the mid-section and applies a side-headlock! Smart thinking by HBB as he is trying to wear down the champion but POP shoves HBB into the ropes, breaking the hold as HBB rushes into the opposite ropes as HBB comes flying back but POP grabs him –OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX CONNECTS ON HBB! –HBB hits to the side of the ring, down as POP is trying to get up but Hurricane Hawk is getting up to his feet as he grabs POP and lifts him up for a ONE LEGGED FISH-HOOK SUPLEX! IT CONNECTS ON POP! POP clutches onto his back as Hawk is right back up and he lifts POP up above his head INTO A GORRILA PRESS SLAM POSITION! AND HE DROPS POP!
Masters: BUT POP ADJUSTS IN MID-AIR AND COUNTERS IT INTO A TORNADO DDT! UNBELIEVABLE MOVE BY POP! Hawk lands right on his head and he rolls out of the ring, Hawk looks like he just got hit by a bus as POP is on his knees, POP has been the key figure of this match so far and HBB is trying to get up by that corner as POP charges at him with a RUNNING MISSILE DROPKICK INTO THE FACE OF HBB! HBB drops to a sitting position as POP runs to the opposite corner and charges again at HBB WITH A SECOND RUNNING MISSILE DROPKICK INTO THE FACE OF HBB! BUT HBB AT THE LAST MILSECOND MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS POP CRASHES FEET FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! POP is down as HBB is using the ropes to get back down, he’s smiling as he is the only man standing right now.
Stew: HBB stomps on POP, HBB slides out of the ring and grabs a steel chair, HBB slides back into the ring as he waits for POP to make it back to his feet, POP is making it back up as HBB SWINGS THE STEEL CHIAR INTO THE HEAD OF POP! IT CONNECTS! AND AGAIN BY HBB! POP STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES, HE’S USING THE ROPES, RELYING ON THEM TO KEEP HIM AS HBB SWINGS AT POPS HEAD AGAIN! AND AGAIN, AGAIN AND AGAIN! HBB KEEPS SWINGING THE CHAIR INTO POPS HEAD! EIGHT SHOTS RIGHT TO THE HEAD AS THE CHAIR IS DENTED BEYOND ANY USE AND POP FALLS OUT OF THE RING, POP MAY HAVE A CONCUSSION NOW, THE CHAMPION MAYBE OUT OF THIS MATCH FOR GOOD NOW! HBB is smirking as POP is busted open, he’s bleeding from the top of his head and he’s just lying in a poodle of blood.
Masters: Hawk is trying to slide into the ring, he’s taking a break on the apron but manages to stand up as HBB charges at him! But Hawk drops the top rope as HBB lands on the apron and quickly lifts himself up but Hawk kicks HBB in the mid-section and LIFTS HBB UP FOR A VERTICAL SUPLEX ON THE APRON! BUT HBB DRIVES HIS KNEES INTO THE TOP OF HAWKS SKULL! HAWK DROPS HBB BACK TO HIS FEET AS HBB QUICKLY PULLS HAWK IN …AND DDTS HAWK OFF THE APRON AND HAWKS HEAD GETS DRIVEN INTO THE FLOOR! HAWK IS LAID OUT! HAWK MAYBE KNOCKED OUT! HBB is down but he’s trying to get up, clawing his way to his feet as he grabs Hawk and rolls him into the ring, HBB now hooks both legs of Hawk for the cover!
ONE!!! ….TWOO!!! …..BUT POP BREAKS IT UP!! BARELY!!
Stew: Oh so close! POP is bleeding heavily, he’s got a swelling on the top of his head as he tries to lift himself up and HBB is getting up and HBB sends a forearm into POP, POP throws one back at him, but it’s weak as HBB with another forearm and another! POP stumbles backwards as HBB grabs him and Irish-whips POP into the turnbuckle but POP manages to spiderman run up the turnbuckle and HITS A WHISPER IN THE WIND INTO HBB! IT CONNECTS! PHENOMENAL FROM THE CHAMPION! His will to be champion, his heart of a champion is what keeps POP moving and going in this match, despite having near concussion just minutes ago.
Masters: POP is on his knees, wiping the blood off his face as he rethinks his gameplan, he was not expecting Hurricane Hawk to be in this match at all, POP stands back up as he looks woozy as he goes to grab HBB but Hawk from behind with a ROLL-UP! HAWK ROLLS UP POP!
ONE!!! …TWO!!! ….NO!!! POP KICKS OUT!!
Stew: And POP is back to his feet, as is Hawk as POP gets back into the face of Hawk! POP askes Hawk just what the hell he was doing, trying to take POPs title. POP shoves Hawk in anger as Hawk shoves POP, both men are now in a shoving match before POP with a forearm into Hawk! Hawk with a right hand! Both men are trading shots as POP backs Hawk into the ropes and swings for a ROLLING ELBOW! But Hawk ducks underneath and begins hammering POP with fists and POP falls out of the ring as Hawk follows him out to the floor, Hawk lifts up POP and RAMS POPS HEAD INTO THE RINGPOST! BUT POP BLOCKS, USING HIS HANDS TO BLOCK IT AND SENDS AN ELBOW INTO THE JAW OF HAWK!
Masters: Hawk stumbles back a bit as POP sends a roundhouse kick into his chest, POP with more roundhouse kicks as Troy and Cleo look on from a distance, they haven’t gotten involved with this match so far, surprisingly as Hawk and POP continue to exchange shots on the outside —BUT HBB IS ON TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE AND HE LEAPS OFF WITH A MOONSAULT! MOONSAULT INTO BOTH POP AND HAWK! THAT TAKES BOTH MEN DOWN ON THE FLOOR! HBB is on his knees, holding his back from the fall of that and catching his breath, all three men are in pain obviously as HBB lifts himself up and grabs Hawk by the head and drags him onto the apron, HBB lifts Hawk up — HAWK LIFTTS HBB UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!
Stew: HAWK HAS HBB ON HIS SHOULDERS ON THE APRON! HBB IS TRYING TO ESCAPE, SENDING ELBOWS INTO THE HEAD OF HAWK, SENDING KNEES, ANYTHING, EVERYTHING HE CAN! BUT HAWK HOLDS ON AND OH MY GOD!! VILLEMATIC OFF THE APRON!! THE FU OFF THE APRON!! HBB LANDED ON THE RAMP!! HBB GOT DRIVEN INTO THE RAMP!! DEAR GOD!! BAH GAWD!! HBB IS YELLING IN PAIN!! AS HAWK IS STANDING ON THE APRON, SMIRKING AT THE DAMAGE DONE TO THE PROJECT E.G.O LEADER! CONWAY AND CLEO DASH OVER TO CHECK ON HBB! POP is getting up, crawling into the ring on the opposite side as Hawk comes in, Hawk and POP again meet up in the ring as they stare each other down from two different sides of the ring ..
Masters: and both men again trading shots, both men are struggling for power, struggling to gain control as Hawk swings a huge fist but POP ducks under it and HITS THE PELE KCK! PELE KICK ON HAWK! IT CONNECTS! HAWK GOES DOWN! HAWK IS LAID OUT! POP IS LAID OUT TOO! POP CRAWLS OVER AND DRAPES AN ARM OVER HAWK FOR THE PINFALL!!
ONE!! …TWOO!!!! …NOO!!! HAWK KICKS OUT!!
Stew: OHH!! POP is sitting up in the ring, his hands in his head as Hawk will not stay down, POP is getting up to his feet slowly as he begins to climb up the turnbuckle, POP is climbing up the turnbuckle and could possibly end this now with either the Fatal Cross or Chapter Six! …But Hawk gets onto his knees and THROWS HIM INTO THE ROPES, CAUSING POP TO LAND ON HIS GROIN ON THE TURNBUCKLE! Hawk is up to his feet slowly as he begins to climb up the turnbuckle with POP, Hawk hammers POP with fists to the head and lifts him up onto his shoulders —OH NO!! VILLEMATIC FROM THE TOP ROPE! THIS WOULD SURELY END IT!!
Masters: BUT POP HAMMERS HAWK WITH KNEES, ELBOWS!! POP MANAGES TO SQUIRM HIS WAY IN BEHIND HAWK ON HIS FEET, POP WRAPS HIS FEET UNDER THE ROPES AND WRAPS HIS HANDS AROUND HAWKS THROAT INTO A DRAGON SLEEPER! DRAGON SLEEPER FROM THE TOP ROPE! AND POP FALLS BACKWARDS INTO A TREE OF WOE WITH HAWK! BUT BECAUSE POPS FEET ARE TIED UNDERNEATH THE ROPES, HE CAN HANG ON AS BOTH MEN ARE HANGING UPSIDE DOWN IN A TREE OF WOE, WITH POP LOCKING IN THE DRAGON SLEEPER ON HAWK! HAWK HAS NO WAY OF ESCPAING THIS! POP CAN KEEP THIS LOCKED IN FOR AS LONG AS HE WANTS!
Stew: POP IS PUTTING IN AS MUCH PRESSURE AS HE CAN, AS MUCH AS HE TRULY CAN! HAWK IS FADING! HE’S BEEN IN TWO MATCHES ALREADY, HE’S HAD STEEL CHAINS BASHED INTO HIS SKULL ALREADY FROM SCOTT DIAMOND AND POP IS TAKING ADVANTAGE! CHOKING HAWK OUT AND HAWK CAN’T GO ANYWHERE, HE HAS TO TAKE THIS AND HOPE HE CAN SURVIVE IT! POP IS SCREAMING IN HAWKS EAR TO TAP OUT, TO GIVE THIS UP! BUT HAWK WOULD HAVE WASTED HIS 24/7 CONTRACT! HAWKS BLOOD IS ALL IN HIS HEAD NOW, IT MUST BE MESSING HIM UP AS POPS BLOOD FROM HIS HEAD IS ON HAWK! HAWK IS GOTTA TAP OUT! HES GOTTA END THIS NOW!
Masters: BUT HBB SLIDES INTO THE RING, I HAVEN’T A CLUE HOW HE IS STANDING BUT HBB CHARGES AND HITS A RUNNING BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK INTO THE HEAD OF POP! POP lets go of the hold as Hawk gets dropped onto his head. POP rolls away as HBB begins stomping on Hawk and drags him into the center of the ring and grabs both legs and LOCKS IN THE DOUBLE LEGGED BOSTON CRAB ON HAWK! THIS IS Y2IMPACTS FINISHER! THE MAN HBB MOCKED ON DYNASTY! HBB HAS THE HOLD APPLIED IN TIGHT AS HAWK IS STUCK IN ANOTHER SUBMISISON MOVE! HBB IS REARING BACK AS HAWK IS SCREAMING PAIN, HOW MUCH ABUSE CAN ONE MAN TAKE IN ONE NIGHT?!
Stew: BUT POP RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND HITS A SHINNING WIZARD! SHINNING WIZARD INTO THE HEAD OF HBB! HBB GOES DOWN AS POP QUICKLY HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF HBB FOR THE COVER!
ONE!! …TWO!!! …NOO!!! HBB ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!
Masters: Aw c’mon! POP is on his knees, STILL trying to figure out some way to win this match and POP is getting up and HBB is on all fours, trying to regroup as POP hits off the ropes again for a SECOND SHINNING WIZARD!! BUT HBB WITH A LOW BLOW! HBB NOW WITH A TEARDROP SUPLEX! TEARDROP SUPLEX ON POP! POP IS DOWN! HBB is crawling towards the turnbuckle, slowly making his way over as neither POP or Hawk are moving, HBB begins to climb the turnbuckle and HBB is perched on the turnbuckle and he does the ‘suck it’ chop before LEAPING OFF!! HEART BREAK ELBOW!! HBB CONNECTS WITH THE HEART BREAK ELBOW INTO BOTH POP AND HAWK!! HBB NOW COVERS BOTH MEN!! THIS IS IT!!!
ONE!!! ….TWO!!! …..NO!!! BOTH MEN KICK OUT AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
Stew: WHAT?! BOTH MEN KICKED OUT OF ONE OF HBBS MOST LEGENDARY MOVES!! HBB IS FURIOUS! HE’S GETTING BACK UP AND HE’S MAD, SCREAMING ABUSE INTO THE FACE OF THE REFEREE!! HBB GOES BACK TO THE CORNER, STOMPING ON THE MAT! HE’S TUNING UP THE FAMOUS SONG! HBB IS WAITING, DYINGLY WAITING FOR EITHER POP OR HAWK TO GET UP, HAWK IS THE FIRST TO HIS FEET AS HE SLOWLY TURNS AROUND …SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC BY HBB!!! —BUT HAWK WITH A DROP TOE HOLD!!! HAWK QUICKLY POUNCES ON HBB AND LOCKS IN THE ADHD!!! HBB IS TRAPPED IN THE STFU!!! DEAD CENTER OF THE RING!! HBB HAS NOWHERE TO ESCAPE!! HE’S TOO EXHUASTED TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES, THERE TOO FAR AWAY!!
Masters: HBB IS FADING! HE’S SLOWLY AND DESPERATELY FADING AWAY!! CONWAY AND CLEO ARE TRYING TO CHEER HBB ON, KEEP HIM AWAKE! BUT TO NO AVAIL, HBB’S EYES ARE CLOSING! HIS FACE IS LOSING COLOUR!! HBB HAS GOT TO TAP OUT TO HURRICANE HAWK!! AND HBB LIFTS UP HIS HAND, YES!! HBB IS GONNA TAP OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND HBB BEGINS TO LOWER HIS HAND!!! —BUT POP SPRINGS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A SPRINGBOARD FATAL CROSS!! THAT BREAKS UP THE HOLD!! PHENOMENAL! WHAT A MATCH THIS IS, ALL THREE MEN ARE PUTTING IT ON THE LINE!!!
Stew: Hawk and POP are again, slowly making it to their feet, this is one hell of a slobber knocker tonight! Hawk takes a swing at POP but POP ducks underneath it and hits a SECOND PELE KICK ON HAWK! HAWK THIS TIME FALLS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE, HAWK IS TRYING TO STAY ALIVE! BUT POP STRIKES WITH THE SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK BY POP! HAWK GOES DOWN! HAWK IS FLAT OUT ON THE MAT! COVER!!
ONE!!! ….TWOOO!!!! ….
Masters: BUT HBB DRAGS POP OFF HAWK!! HBB IS ON HIS KNEES, HE WON’T DIE OUT! HBB TAKES A SWING AT POP BUT POP MOVES HIS HEAD, WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND HBB AND TAKES HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT AND LOCKS IN THE BLINDED BY THE SUN! THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!! POP HAS HBB LOCKED IN IT! DEAD CENTER OF THE RING!! HBB JUST GOT OUT OF THE ADHD! HOW IS HE GONNA SURVIVE THIS?! POP IS REARING BACK ON HBB, HBB IS SCREAMING, REFUSING TO TAP OUT AS HE CRAWLS FOR THE ROPES! HBB IS INCHING THE ROPES BUT HE’S FADING RAPIDLY AS EACH DYING SECOND PASSES!
Stew: BUT HBB ROLLS IT OVER! INTO A PINNING MOVE!!
Stew: BUT POP ROLLS BACK OVER, AGAIN INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! HBB HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! AND HE TAPS!!! HBB TAPPED OUT!! IT’S OVER!! POP RETAINS!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!! ….THE PRIIINNNNNCEEEE!!!! OOFFFF!!!!! PHHHEENNNOOOMMEENNNAALL!!!!!
Masters: POP DID IT!!! POP RETAINED!! POP HAS RETAINED HIS TITLE IN THIS BRUTAL, HARD-HITTING ,EXHUASTING MATCH! ALL THREE MEN PUT IT ON THE LINE, THEY PUT EVERYTHING THEY HAD BUT POP HAS ONCE AGAIN COME OUT ON TOP! PROVING WITH OUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT, THAT HE IS THE MAN IN EAW!
Stew: In all my years of commentating, that has to rank up there as one of the greatest championship retentions I’ve ever seen!! And Hawk is sitting up in the ring, give this man a round of applause, he had the honor to cash in BEFORE the match happened, he had to go through TWO matches tonight. Hawk may have lost, but damn sure looks like a main eventer more than ever now!
Masters: BUT LOOK OUT STEW! CONWAY ENTERS THE RING AND BEGINS TO HAMMER HAWK! CONWAY IS ATTACKING HURRICANE HAWK! CLEO ENTERS THE RING AS CONWAY LIFTS UP HAWK AND CLEO SMASHES THE VIXENS TITLE INTO THE HEAD OF HAWK! HAWK GOES DOWN! SOMEBODY STOP THIS! POP NEEDS TO STOP THIS! HBB IS GETTING UP AS HE AND CONWAY ARE BEATING DOWN ON HURRICANE HAWK! THIS IS SOO UNFAIR! STOP THIS! SOMEBODY!
Stew: Conway and Cleo lift up Hawk as HBB is looking for the SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!! BUT POP IS ON HIS FEET! POP IS ON HIS FEET AS CLEO, CONWAY AND HBB ALL LOOK AT HIM IN SHOCK! POP HAS HIS ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP IN HAND AS HBB IS SHAKING HIS HEAD AT POP, PLEADING WITH HIM NOT TO DO ANYTHING! YEAH, RIGHT! POP GETS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF HBB! HBB IS TRYING TO CALM POP DOWN, TRYING NOT TO MAKE HIM DOWN ANYTHING THAT WOULD HURT HBB!
Masters: AND POP JUST TURNS AND SMASHES THE ANSWERS WORLD TITLE INTO THE SKULL OF HURRICANE HAWK!! WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL?! HAWK GOES DOWN, BLEEDING FROM HIS HEAD AS POP LOOKS DOWN AT HIM WITH NO CARE IN THE WORLD. WHY? WHY DID POP DO THAT! CONWAY AND CLEO LOOK AT POP IN SHOCK, THEY DIDN’T EXPECT THAT AS HBB IS LAUGHING AND POP TURNS TO HBB AND HUGS HIM! HBB AND POP ARE HUGGING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! NO, SAY THIS ISN’T SO! TELL ME IT’S NOT!
Stew: CONWAY AND CLEO ARE JOINING IN FOR A GROUP HUG! PROJECT E.G.O IS HUGGING POP! THIS CAN’T BE RIGHT! HBB LIFTS UP POPS ARM IN VICTORY AND CONWAY WRAPS THE BELT AROUND POPS WAIST, IS POP IN PROJECT E.G.O? DON’T TELL ME POP TRADED HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL …NO! POP HAS SOLDED HIS SOUL! POP HAS BETRAYED EAW!
(Project E.G.O walk out of the ring with HBB wrapping his arm around POPs shoulder as POP begins to smile)
(POP stops in front of the crowd and looks at the jeering crowd before bending down in front of them and showing his ass)
POP: YOU CAN ALL KISS MY ASS!
(Project E.G.O celebrate on the ramp before walking to the back)
Masters: POP has sold his soul, this is a dark day in the history of EAW (no)…
(Camera fades to black)
( EAW logo buzzes )