Narrator: Tonight…stars are made…champions are crowned…and Hardcore legends are created!
(Camera quickly transitions through clips of RRS, Impact, John Alloy, and Heart Break Boy along their path since Pain For Pride.)
Narrator: Presented by EAW: welcome to the Biggest Slaughter of the Summer…this is MIDSUMMER MASSACRE!!!
(Pyro shoots across the arena…several more streaking fireworks blare across the arena before focusing on the stage. The pyro shoots around the stage, up the titantron, and around the rafters above the ring. “Burn” by Papa Roach blares of the pa system as the camera fades down to the three announcers booths.)
Stew: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the biggest slaughter of the summer! Welcome to Midsummer Massacre! I’m here with all the other announcers; Jay, ETR, DeadPrez, Fena, we’re in for a huge show here tonight! What do you all think?!
Jay: I’ve gotta agree with you there Stew; over on the Showdown side we’ve got, in my opinion, the biggest matches on the card! We’ve got Scott Diamond vs. Mr. Insult in a battle for the National Extreme Championship! We’ve got our Tag Team Champion Sons of Mayhem taking on the powerhouse that has taken over EAW – CM Banks and Alexander Da Vinci! And finally, in the MAIN EVENT of the evening, we have The Odyssey Y2Impact taking on Extreme Enigma for the first time ever for the vacant EAW World Heavyweight Championship! All matches have match of the not potential!
Deadprez: Don’t count Voltage out just yet! We have some huge matches of our own broski! We’ve got Devan Dubian taking on Chris Hessian for Sole Possession of the New Breed Championship…IN A LADDER MATCH! We also have the feud highlighted on Voltage, when Carrie takes on HBG in an epic battle for the Vixen’s Championship! And tonight we also have the honor of seeing an amazing technical matchup for the Elite Championship – Starrstan takes on Superior Quality 85! And that’s not even to mention our biggest match of the night…when The Heart Break Boy takes on John Alloy for the EAW Championship!
Stew: Wait just a minute! Let’s take a look at this; we’ve got A HUGE 4 Man Elimination Match for the Age of Extreme Championship! Not to mention we’ve got the massive Answers World Championship match by which Lethal Consequences defends against Kevin Devastation & Rated R Shaman of Sexy! What a night! We have a lot ahead of us, so lets get this show on the road! Lets take it to the ring for our opening match!
(Mr. Insult’s Music hits the arena.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first the challenger…MR. INSUUUUUUULTTTT!!!
(Scott Diamond’s Music hits)
Ring Announcer: And the champion…SCOOOOOOTT DIAMOND!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Fena: Scott and Insult smile at each other as they circle in the ring, before locking up near the center!! And our Interwire Championship match is officially underway!!
Jay: These guys go face to face in the ring.. Scott kicks off the match with a knee to the gut of Insult!!!.. Now he’s lighting up his chest with repeated Knife Edged Chops! Scott’s backing Insult into the corner… BUT MR. INSULT SMACKS A RIGHT HAND ACROSS SCOTT DIAMOND’S JAW AND KNOCKS HIM INTO THE CORNER! Insult charges in for him!! But Scott gets an elbow up into Insult’s face!! Scott goes back on the attack with those Chops as Insult is feeling the pain in his legs! Scott is trying to immobilize him!!
Fena: Scott sending kicks to the gut of Insult now, backing him across the ring into the opposite corner! And with Insult cornered, he goes back to the Knife Edged Chops! Scott is TEEING OFF on Insult now! Punches, kicks, knees, chops… showing off his striking ability as he’s pulling all his tricks out of his sleeve right here in the early-going of this match, trying to disable Insult QUICKLY before he can get on offense and showing the fans he can push around the vet..
Jay: Insult and Scott stand off… and they close in on each other in the center of the ring!! They lock up! Scott grabs the arm of Insult.. and he’s trying to lock him into a Chicken Wing… but Insult won’t let it happen as he extends the arm, grabs hold of Scott and pushes him away, as he crashes down to the canvas! Scott quickly returns to his feet from that violent, anger-driven push from Insult… and Insult lands a boot to his gut! And now a POWERFUL right hand that sends Scott to one knee!
Fena: Insult closes in on Scott… but Scott STANDS BACK UP… and he’s slapping Insult around on the face, angering Insult… I don’t know if this is what Scott wants to do!! He could be letting his ego get in his way!! Scott backs Insult to the ropes.. and Irish Whips him across the ring! No, Insult counters the Whip as Scott is the one who hits the ropes and bounces back toward Insult! He swings a clothesline at Scott… but he ducks it, and hits the ropes on the other side! Scott rebounds once more and Insult downs him this time around with a Shoulder Block!
Jay: Scott rolls away from Insult.. and TOPPLES out of the ring and down to ringside! Scott is slowly getting up on the outside.. and he rolls back into the ring.. He’s hammering a few lefts and rights into Insult… and now Scott hits the ropes! Scott bounces back… RIGHT INTO ANOTHER SHOULDER BLOCK FROM MR. INSULT! Insult pushing back at Scott now, perhaps taking exception to the lack of respect he was given from Scott throughout the early portion of this match!
Fena: Insult grabs Scott by the back of his neck and pulls him back up to his feet… He SWINGS a hard right hand that sends Scott back down to one knee… and now a LOW DROPKICK THAT SENDS SCOTT DIAMOND DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!…. Scott gets back up.. as Insult follows right behind him. And as Scott once again approaches Insult.. MR. INSULT BRINGS A KNEE TO HIS GUT!!… AND SCOOPS HIM UP INTO HIS ARMS!!! And now a Falling Sideslam! He got the advantage with the knee to the gut followed up by the textbook Sideslam… and now Insult lifts Scott back to his feet! And Insult TOSSES SCOTT DIAMOND THROUGH THE ROPES AND BACK TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! It seems like THAT is where Insult wants to keep Scott.. and it’s a great strategy too to make sure he doesn’t get caught up in some of his fast-pace offense!
Jay: Insult has the advantage now as he pulls Scott in and he BASHES his head into the ring apron! That HAD TO have rattled his brains and he’s not done yet as he takes Scott and THROWS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE! And Insult wants to get the pin now as he slides Scott back into the ring.. and Insult rolls in after him and hooks the leg! Here’s the count!
ONE! TWO! Scott is able to kick out..
Fena: These guys are both back to a standard base as Scott drives a punch into Insult’s skull as Insult stumbles backward a few steps.. and Scott pushes Insult into the corner!! Scott charges toward Insult in the corner and body checks him hard as his spine rattles after colliding with those turnbuckles! Insult tries to wander out of the corner, but he’s on wobbly legs after that shot he took from Scott as he’s pulled in and Scott connects a Swinging Neckbreaker!! Insult is forced to look for the ropes to help himself up… and Scott Irish Whips him into the ropes.. Hold on, Insult executes a Reverse Irish Whip as he sends Scott into the ropes.. and Insult follows Scott as he throws a huge clothesline into Scott JUST as he hits the ropes.. and Scott topples over the top rope and falls down to ringside!
Jay: Insult follows Scott to the outside of the ring.. and he grabs Scott by the hair as he throws him into the barricade! Insult charges forward at Scott as he’s looking to flip him over the barricade and into the crowd where so much damage can take place.. But Scott moves! Insult crashes into the barricade himself as Scott grabs Insult and takes back control of this match as he tosses him to the ring post! Scott sees an opportunity! Scott runs toward Insult as he grabs his head in MID-AIR! AND HE SMASHES IT INTO THE STEEL STEPS WITH THE ONE HANDED BULLDOG!! INSULT’S FACE JUST COLLIDED WITH THE UNFORGIVING STEEL OF THE STEEL STEPS!
Fena: Scott isn’t done doing damage just yet as he flips up the ring apron and he’s got himself… a Barbed Wire 2 by 4!! Now that’s a weapon! Scott has that 2 by 4 in hand as he turns around and heads back toward Mr. Insult.. But Insult is up now as he kicks Scott in the gut and Scott drops the 2 by 4.. Insult pulls Scott in… and Insult hits a Fisherman Suplex on Scott as Scott slams down HARD into the ringside floor! That’s gotta leave a nice little mark…
Jay: Nice suplex from Insult as he grabs the 2 by 4 that Scott brought into play here and as Scott is up to his knees, Insult SWINGS!! AND HE HAMMERS THE 2 BY 4 INTO SCOTT DIAMOND’S SKULL!! AND SCOTT DIAMOND COULD BE OUT COLD AS HE IMMEDIATELY COLLAPSES BACK DOWN TO THE FLOOR!! BLOOD IS SPEWING FROM HIS HEAD AS INSULT WRENCHES HIM BACK TO HIS FEET! Scott’s eyes are rolled up in the back of his head as Insult takes Scott and rolls the wounded extremist back into the ring here…
Fena: Insult thinks he has the job done here as he follows Scott back into the ring and he hooks the leg for a chance to win this match! Can Insult take it away right here as the ref slides in for the count?!
ONE! TWO! SCOTT SLIDES HIS LEG UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!!
Jay: Insult really taking it to Scott now.. And Insult exits to the ring apron.. and it looks like he’s climbing up to the top rope?!?! Scott lays motionless on the canvas! He could be going for an all or nothing move right here, be careful Insult!!!
Fena: WATCH OUT!!! Insult LEAPS!!!… AND HE’S GOING FOR THE ELBOW!!!… BUT LOOK AT THIS!!! SCOTT DIAMOND GETS HIS KNEES UP!!! SCOTT DIAMOND!!! KNEES UP AS BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE CANVAS, WITH INSULT CLUTCHING HIS GUT!!!.. Scott is the first to stir, followed by Insult as they’re both able to push themselves to return to a standing base..
Jay: And Insult bounces off the ropes!! And he rebounds back, but Scott catches him in his grasp, and Scott executes a Seated Side Slam, sending Insult back down to the canvas! But he is quickly able to return to his feet.. Hold on… Scott heads off the ropes, going for a Spinning Heel Kick!!!… BUT MR. INSULT CATCHES SCOTT DIAMOND, HOOKING HIS ARM AROUND THE HEAD AND COUNTERING INTO A DDT!!!!! HE HOOKS THE LEG OF SCOTT DIAMOND AFTER THAT IMPRESSIVE COUNTER!!!
Fena: And Scott kicks out again! He’s not gonna let this match become an addition to the loss column and Insult seems to be very frustrated after that near-3 count! Insult is up to his feet.. and Scott is slowly trying to follow as he’s sizing up Scott… and Scott is on his feet! POINT BLANK!!!… SCOTT TURNS AROUN AS INSULT CHARGES AT HIM AND SUDDENLY HITS HIM WITH A POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!!! AND INSULT IS OUT COLD!!! SCOTT HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!…
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and STILLL INTERWIRE CHAMPIONNNNNN… SCOTT DIAMONNNNNDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
Fena: What a match! Good showing my both men. Mr. Insult lost, but he put up a hell of a fight!
Jay: You got that right Fena; that was a great way to kick off our show! Ladies and gentlemen, you can relive this by preordering the Midsummer Massacre DVD tonight!
(MSM DVD Ad plays.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is set for one fall and it is for the VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP!!
(Carries theme hits)
Ring Announcer: First from Apple Valley, CA weighing in at 125lbs, she is the challenger……CAAAAAARRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
ETR: Carrie has become one of the most dominate vixens in EAW right now, taking out the likes of Kendra out off wrestling in a brutal beat down of and is coming off a huge win against former Champion Christy Cruise, Carrie will use her strength to advantage in this one, I’m going with Carrie to beat HBG in this one
(A large red carpet is rolled down the mat as several members of the paparazzi come down the ramp getting their cameras ready)
(Heart Break Gals theme hits)
Ring Announcer: Next from Dallas, Texas weighing in at 120lbs, she is the current reigning EAW vixens champion; this is the…..HEEEEEEAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT BRRRRRRRREAAAAAAAKKKKKKK GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!
Deadprez: Here is MY pick to win this one, HBG may lack in the strength department compared to Carrie but HBG is as tough as they come, she isn’t Vixens champion for nothing, Carrie will need to have her homework done on HBG if she wants to win the title here
ETR: Both these vixens stare down in their corners and finally meet in the center of the ring and start trash talking…AND ITS HBG WHOS THE FIRST TO STRIKE WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE OF CARRIE!! Carrie having none of it and responds with a huge right hand to the jaw of HBG! HBG though is having none of it and starts unleashing a flurry of forearms and elbows to the jaw of Carrie! Carrie is getting knocked into the ropes as HBG is not done, she backs and charges at Carrie trying to clothesline her over the top rope but Carrie with a knee to the mid-section of HBG stopping her dead in her tracks! Carrie now with huge rights and lefts into the face of HBG! Carrie now lifts HBG up for a scoop slam but HBG drops down behind her and connects with a roundhouse kick to the back of Carrie!
Deadprez: Carrie turns to face HBG who continues with the roundhouse kicks this time to the chest of Carrie! HBG now sends Carrie off the ropes but Carrie counters it an Irishwhip of her own as HBG flies off the ropes and Carrie connects with a brutal big boot to the face of HBG…HBG quickly getting to her feet but Carrie grabs her by the hair and sends HBG into the turnbuckles, Carrie charges and connects with a FLYING BODY SPLASH INTO THE CORNER, CRUSHING HBG!! Carrie now drags HBG out off the corner and lifts her up onto one shoulder and now DROPS HBG face first into the turnbuckle! HBG staggers out off the corner and now lifts HBG up in the air and walks back to the middle of the ring, what strength by Carrie and Carrie now with a VERTICAL SUPLEX!! HBG lets a roar in pain as Carrie is swiftly getting to her feet
ETR: Carrie grabs HBG’s legs and tries to turn her over but HBG with multiple kicks to the face of Carrie which knocks her back into the ropes, HBG pushes herself up onto her but Carrie comes back at HBG but HBG with a LOU THESZ PRESS ON CARRIE!! HBG is lying in lefts and rights into Carrie who’s covering up but to no avail, HBG is back to her feet and hits a STANDING ELBOW DROP!! Right into Carries chest! HBG is back onto her feet as she tries to lift Carrie up but Carrie uppercuts HBG knocking her back, HBG charges back at Carrie but Carrie with a kick to the mid-section of HBG and now with a snap suplex on HBG! HBG rolls back to her feet but Carrie quickly take her back down with a clothesline!
Deadprez: HBG again to her feet but Carrie kicks her again in the mid-section….C.C DDT!! BUT HBG SLIPS OUT, ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF CARRIES HEAD CONNECTS!! Carrie falls out through the middle rope and onto the floor as HBG falls onto one knee trying to recover, Carrie is slowly getting to her feet and tries to slide back in but HBG CHARGES AT HER AND CONNECTS WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE KNOCKING CARRIE INTO THE RAILING!! HBG now rolls out off the ring and forearms Carrie right in the face! HBG turns Carrie to face the railing and tries to drive Carries face into it but Carrie blocks and elbows HBG right in the face! HBG staggers back as Carrie grabs her and WHIPS HBG HARD INTO THE RAILING!! HBG SMASHES INTO THE RAILING AND FALLS OVER INTO THE CROWD!!
ETR: HBG is using the railing to try and get onto her feet but Carrie lifts HBG up in the air over the railing and hits a VERTICAL SUPLEX ONTO THE FLOOR!! OUCH!! Carrie showing no remorse as she lifts HBG up and DRIVES HBGS HEAD INTO THE RINGPOST!! Carrie now rolls a motionless HBG into the ring and now hooks both legs of HBG; we may have a new Vixens champion on our hands!
Deadprez: BUT HBG GETS A SHOULDER UP!! Carrie needs to do more if she wants to beat HBG; Carrie lifts HBG up onto her shoulders and GOES FOR THE FU ON HBG!! BUT HBG WITH KNEES TO THE SIDE OF CARRIES HEAD! HBG NOW WITH A TORANDO DDT ONTO CARRIE!! CARRIE LANDS STRAIGHT ON HER HEAD!! BOTH VIXENS ARE DOWN!! HBG is lying on her back trying to regroup as she pushes herself up onto her feet and gets to the turnbuckle; HBG is now stomping on the mat, HBG IS TUNING UP THE BAND! CARRIE IS GETTING TO HER FEET AS HBG NAILS THE SWEET CHIIN MUSIC!! BUT CARRIE DUCKS IT UNDER IT!! HBG TURNS AROUND TO CARRIE BUT CARRIE ALMOST BREAKS HBG IN HALF WITH A SPEAR!! HUGE SPEAR INTO HBG!!!
ETR: WOW!! Carrie on her knees as she just drove HBG into the mat…Carrie tries to go for a pin but HBG rolls out onto the apron, smart thinking by the champion but Carrie drags her back in or at least tries as HBG again with kicks to the head of Carrie knocking her back as HBG uses the apron to get up but Carrie with a powerful kick to the mid-section of HBG! Carrie now with a DESPARTION KICK TO THE FACE OF HBG KNOCKING HER OFF THE APRON AND SHE SMASHES INTO THE RAILING FACE FIRST!! Carrie slides out off the ring and this is the second time these vixens have left the ring, HBG is using the railing to get up onto her feet but CARRIE CHARGES AT HBG AND CONNECTS WITH A HUGE BOOT TO THE BACK OF HBG!!… HBG is leaning on the railing as Carrie now grabs HBG and drags her facing the apron, HBG seems very out off it right as Carrie grabs HBG in a waist lock oh god….GERMAN SUPLEX BY CARRIE INTO THE RAILING!!!
Deadprez: BUT NO!! HBG WITH ELBOWS TO THE FACE OF CARRIE…HBG ESCAPES AND NOW HITS A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP INTO THE RAILING!! THE BACK OF CARRIE SMASHES INTO THE RAILING!! A fan hands HBG a chair as she places it next to Carries face and HBG now climbs up onto the apron, HBG looks down at Carrie and LEAPS OFF THE APRON CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR!! CARRIES HEAD SANDWICHES BETWEEN THE CHAIR AND THE RAILING! OH MY GOD!! HBG is on her knees regrouping herself and tries to lift Carrie up onto her feet but CARRIE SHOVES HBG INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! HBG FALLS OVER THE STEPS BACK FIRST! This gives a very groggy Carrie some time to recover
ETR: HBG is pulling herself up onto her feet as Carrie is walking towards her but HBG DROPKICKS THE STEEL STEPS INTO CARRIE!! Carrie falls backwards onto the floor as HBG is getting near Carrie who is getting on all fours…HBG again lifting Carrie up onto her feet but Carrie knees HBG in the mid-section! Carrie quickly doubles HBG over and lifts her up…STANDING POWERBOMB ONTO THE FLOOR!! HBG’s head smacks hard onto the floor as the dazed Carrie rolls HBG into the ring and now slides in; Carrie drops an arm over HBG!
ONE!!!!……….TWO!!!!……..NO!! HBG KICKS OUT!!
Deadprez: Carrie is getting to her feet and drags HBG near the turnbuckles as Carrie climbs up the top turnbuckle, the crowd are on their feet as Carrie stands up and LEAPS FROM THE TOP…SWEET DREAMS ONTO HBG!! BUT HBG ROLLS TO THE ROPES AT THE LAST SECOND AS CARRIE CRASHES AND BURNS!! HBG crawls on the apron and climbs up the turnbuckle; HBG shakes off the cobwebs and adjusts herself on the turnbuckle and HITS THE PAPARAZZI PLUNGE ONTO CARRIE!! SHE NAILS IT!! HBG LYES ON TOP OF CARRIE FOR THE COVER!! THIS IS IT!!
ETR: WOW!! HBG looks angry and annoyed that it didn’t put Carrie away…HBG crawls again to the turnbuckles and pulls herself up and starts stomping on the mat, Carrie is slowly getting to her feet as HBG charges out off the corner…SWEEEEET CHIIIIIIN MUSICCCCCCC RIGHT INTO THE JAW OF CARRIE!! CARRIE DOWN AND OUT!! HBG NAILED IT!! HBG DROPS DOWN ON TOP OF CARRIE FOR THE COVER!!
Deadprez: NOOOOOOO!!! BUT NO!! CARRIE GETS A SHOULDER UP AT THE VERY LAST MILSECOND!!!THIS MATCH IS STILL ON!! HBG pounds the mat in rage and pushes herself back up onto her feet, HBG is arguing with the referee as Carrie is getting on all fours, HBG turns around and kicks Carrie right in the face! HBG in control of this match now as she Lifts Carrie up but Carrie shoves HBG away into the ropes, HBG comes bouncing back as Carrie DRIVES HBG DOWN ONTO THE MAT WITH THE SPEAR!! HUGE SPEAR BY CARRIE ONTO HBG!! But Carrie isn’t done yet as she slides out off the ring and picks up the steel chair, Carrie wants to do extra damage to HBG here as she slides back into the ring as HBG is getting onto her knees
ETR: HBG is fully back up as CARRIE SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF HBG!HBG falls to the mat as Carrie is not finished with HBG as Carrie now stands in front of HBG AND DRIVES THE CHAIR INTO HBG’S THROAT!! CARRIE IS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OFF HBG WITH THE EDGE OF THAT CHAIR!! The referee grabs hold of Carrie and drags her back and is now yelling at Carrie, telling her to stop and Carrie drops the chair and focuses on HBG again, this time stomping on HBG’s head and lifts HBG up onto her feet, HBG is barely moving as it is as Carrie positions her and NAILS THE C.C DDT!!! BUT HBG ELBOWS THE RIBS OF CARRIE AND SWEEPS CARRIE DOWN ONTO THE MAT, BRIDGING PIN BY HBG!!
Deadprez: SO …SO CLOSE!! HBG pulls herself up as Carrie is getting up, Elbow shots connects by Carrie who whips HBG into the turnbuckles, Carrie charges at her but HBG with a elbow to the face of Carrie who staggers back as HBG climbs up onto the middle turnbuckle and connects with a DIVING CROSSBODY!! HBG LYES ON TOP OF CARRIE FOR ANOTHER COVER!!
ONE!!!!……TWO!!!……..CARRIE POWERS OUT!!!
ETR: Unbelievable!…HBG is getting to her feet along with Carrie and it’s now HBG who connects with elbow shots to the face! HBG goes for a snap suplex but Carrie blocks it and instead lifts HBG up and CONNECTS WITH A BRAINBUSTER ON HBG!! HBG LANDS RIGHT ON HER HEAD!! HBG looks out of it as Carrie is regrouping, she knows that won’t put HBG away and Carrie is now getting to her feet and lifts HBG up onto her shoulders, Carrie again going for the FU!! BUT HBG AGAIN DRIVES HER KNEES INTO THE HEAD OF CARRIE!! BUT CARRIE KEEPS HOLD OF HBG, CARRIE ISN’T GOING TO LET HER GO AND NAILS THE FU ON HBG!! FU CONNECTS AS HBG IS DRIVEN HARD INTO THE MAT!! Carrie is not done since the impact actually caused her to fall backwards into the ropes, both these vixens have taken such a beating in this match, as usual in Carrie matches
Deadprez: Carrie stares at HBG like a hawk as HBG is slowly pushing herself up and Carrie charges at her with a boot to the mid-section of HBG! Carrie now smirks as she brings HBG inbetween her legs….AND NAILS THE PEDGREE!! THE PEDICURE CONNECTS!! CARRIE PAYING TRIBUTE TO HER FRIEND AND MENTOR SG1 BY NAILING HBG WITH THE VERY SAME MOVE THAT BEAT HBG LAST DYNASTY!!! CARRIE NOW COVERS HBG!! THIS IS ETR!! NEW CHAMPION!! CARRIE IS GOING TO BE OUR NEW VIXIENS CHAMPION!!
ONE!!!!……..TWO!!!!……THR—HBG ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!!!
ETR: HBG IS NOT GIVING UP!! CARRIE IS EXTREMELY FURIOUS IN THE RING NOW AS SHE CAN’T BELIEVE HBG KICKED OUT!! WHAT WILL BEAT HBG? …Carrie getting to her feet as she lifts HBG up and again goes for the C.C. DDT!!! AND SHE NAILS IT!! NOOO!!! HBG SLIPS OUT AND CONNECTS WITH A SICKENING SUPERKICK RIGHT INTO THE JAW OF CARRIE!! CARRIE SLUMPS TO THE MAT AS HBG FALLS ON TOP OF HER!! THIS MUST BE IT NOW DEADPREZ!!CARRIE’S LIGTHS ARE OUT!!!
ONE!!!…..TWO!!!!…….THR—AND IT’S NOW CARRIE WHO GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!
Deadprez: WOW!! HBG is crawling towards that Steel chair; Carrie is starting to move as HBG has gotten a hold of that chair, Carrie is pulling herself up as HBG SWINGS THE CHAIR AT CARRIE!! BUT CARRIE WITH A DESPARTION KICK STRAIGHT INTO THE CHAIR!! THE CHAIR BOUNCES STRAIGHT INTO HBGS FACE!! CARRIE HAS TAKEN OUT HBG!! This might be all she wrote but Carrie falls back onto the mat, both these vixens are completely drained, this has been one hell of a fight So far but what else can they do to each other? What will it take to end this match? Carrie is crawling towards HBG and opts not to cover her but lift her up onto her feet, Carrie going for the C.C. DDT again!… she’s failed to hit it so far but wait ETR!! CARRIE INSTEAD SMASHES HER ELBOWS INTO THE BACK OF HBGS HEAD!! CARRIE HAS HBG IN THE DDT POSITION BUT USES HER ELBOW TO SMASH HBG IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND NOW NAILS THE C.C. DDT RIGHT ONTO THAT CHAIR!! HE NAILED IT!! CARRIE HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF
HBG FOR THE COVER!!!
ETR: BUT HBG KICKS OUT!! HBG KICKS OUT JUST BEFORE THE REFEREE COULD SLAP THE MAT THE 3RD TIME!!…THAT WAS VERY CLOSE TO ENDING THIS!!…but look at Carrie!! She has hit HBG with everything BUT the kitchens sink in this match and still HBG won’t stay down… Carrie back to her feet and climbs up the top turnbuckle…Carrie is a long way from HBG who is lying on that Chair, Carrie LEAPS FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE….AND CONNECTS WITH THE SWEET DREAMS!!! THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! BUT NO!!! NOOOO!!! HBG GOT HER KNEES UP AT THE LAST SECOND!! CARRIE IS WINDED AS SHE ROLLS IN PAIN!! HBG SAVES HERSELF AGAIN! That’s why she’s the champ though…
Deadprez: Agreed! That may be it for Carrie that might have been her last major move off the match as HBG is pulling herself up as she looks at Carrie and makes her way to Carrie and grabs her by the leg and drags Carrie into the middle of the ring as she keeps hold of Carries leg as HBG LOCKS IN THE CALIFORNIA DREAM!!! THE INVERTED STF ON CARRIE!! LOOK AT THE FLEXIBILITY BY HBG AS SHE FULLY LOCKS IN THE HOLD!! CARRIE IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES BUT SHES A LONG LONG AWAY FROM THE ROPES AS HBG HAS IT LOCKED IN DEAD CENTER OF THE RING!!! CARRIE IS QUICKLY FADING AS HBG PUTS MORE PRESSURE IN!! CARRIE CAN’T GET TO THE ROPES!! CARRIE IS FADING FAST AND SHE CAN’T FIND A WAY OUT, SHE’S TOO EXHUASTED AND BEAT!! CARRIE REACHES AN ARM OUT ANNNNDDD…..SHE TAPS!!! CARRIE TAPS OUT!! OH MY GOD!! HBG HAS MADE CARRIE TAP OUT!!!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and STIIIIILLLLLLLLLL EAW Vixens champion….THE HEAAAAAAARRTTTTTTTTTTT BREAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKK GAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL
ETR: What a match! That has to be one of the best Vixens matches in EAW history just a hard fought match as HBG makes her first successful title defensive as she makes Carrie tap out! What a match…
Deadprez: Agreed, Carrie hit HBG with EVERYTHING she could possible do but HBG wouldn’t stay down, HBG was determined to retain her and she has, HBG will be black and blue tomorrow morning after this brutal match but she will not care, all she will care is that she is still Vixens champion!
(HBG stands on the top turnbuckle celebrating as Camera fades backstage)
(Camera comes in to Superior Quality 85 in his locker room, getting ready for his match as somebody knocks on the door)
SQ: Come in…
(Devan Dubian walks into the room as SQ quickly stands up)
Dubian: Whoa Whoa Whoa, hold your horses there partner
SQ: What in the bloody hell do you want? STILL doing Starrs dirty work even after he turned on you?
Dubian: Nope…I’m not here to fight you SQ, I’m actually here to help you with your match tonight
SQ: ha, why would I take the advice of some wanker who’s a high-flyer?
Dubian: Simple, See Starr has to learn that I don’t take being stabbed in the back well and while I may actually be a high-flyer, I have been with Starr for months now, I’ve seen him work out, plan out tactics, the whole nine yards and if you want to beat Starr and really embarrass him, then you should listen to me and what I got too say because you’ll be beating Starr in no time tonight 😉
SQ:…Listen, I don’t need your help pal. So if you could kindly get the FUCK out!
(SQ shoves Dubian out of the locker room and slams the door.)
(StarrStans theme hits)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is set for one fall, first from Philadelphia, PA weighing in at 240lbs, he is the EAW Elite Champion….SSTTTAAAARRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSTTAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!
(Superior Quality 85’s theme hits as he walks out with a mic in hand)
Superior Quality: Whoa Whoa Whoa…Cut the music and pipe the hell down. Starr I don’t care about winning your inferior Elite title, you can keep that for all I’m concerned because Starr all I care about is being the best technical wrestler in EAW and to do that Starr, I am going to challenge you to a little match type that will decide the best technical wrestler in EAW, A first for EAW, Starr I want it to be me vs. You in a…PURE WRESTLING RULES MATCH!
(Starr looks on in shock for a moment but quickly nods his head in agreement)
Superior: Great…now to explain these little rules of this match, first and foremost, we both each get three rope breaks each, after that any use of the ropes to try and break a pinfall or submission won’t be counted. Any closed fists to the face will result in a DQ, you only get one warning. There is a strict 20 count on the floor and of course, weapons are banned from use in this match.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: Well ugh…here we go a pure wrestling rules match to decide the best technical wrestler in EAW and now both men lock up in the centre of the ring, Side headlock by SQ but Starr breaks free by pushing SQ into the ropes, SQ comes off the ropes but Starr with a shoulder block knocking SQ down onto the mat! Starr now runs off the ropes as SQ with a lateral press as Starr off the opposite ropes…SQ springs up FOR A LARAIT!! But Starr ducks it and grabs SQ by the waist, German suplex coming up by Starr but elbows to the face of Starr by SQ! Starr back paddles a bit as SQ turns around and uppercuts the face of Starr, perfectly legal there. SQ now sends Starr into the turnbuckles and GOES FOR A RUNNING UPPERCUT INTO THE CORNER!! BUT STARR WITH A BOOT UP INTO SQ’S FACE!! SQ Staggers back as Starr comes out off the corner with a kick to the mid-section of SQ and connects with a snap suplex on SQ!
ETR: SQ quickly gets up onto his feet but Starr with a hip toss on SQ! SQ again quickly getting to his feet as Starr connects with a European uppercut and again goes for a snap suplex but SQ blocks and knees Starr in the mid-section! SQ with an uppercut and sends Starr into the ropes…HUGE OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX BY SQ! SQ takes a page out off Starr’s book as Starr is now getting to his feet as SQ kicks Starr in the mid-section and snap mares Starr onto the mat…Chin lock by SQ! Starr though quickly slips out and brings SQ down onto the mat, side headlock by Starr! Starr putting alot of pressure into this but SQ pushes himself back up onto his feet and THROWS STARR OVER HIS SHOULDER AND ONTO THE MAT!! Starr again to his feet but SQ grabs him by the wrist and locks in a wrist lock! Starr though breaks free with a one handed kart wheel and now sweeps SQ down onto the mat back first
Deadprez: SQ quickly up onto his feet but Starr from behind grabs SQ…GERMAN SUPLEX!! But SQ with elbows to the face of Starr! Starr staggers back and SQ headbutts Starr right in the face and runs off the ropes…LARAIT ATTEMPT BY SQ AGAIN!! BUT STARR BRINGS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AND GRABS A HOLD OF SQ’S ANKLE AND LOCKS IN THE ANKLE LOCK!! ANKLE LOCK ON SQ!! SQ THOUGH ROLLS THROUGH AND SENDS STARR FLYING HEAD FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!! SQ BACK TO HIS FEET AS STARR COMES STAGGERING BACK…RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP BY SQ CONNECTS!! Starr is down and SQ climbs on top of Starr and starts ramming elbows into his face, as long it’s not closed fists its legal, Series of elbows and forearms into his face. Starr tries to cover up and knees SQ in the back! SQ falls off and onto the mat as Starr is getting to his feet.
ETR: SQ to his feet as Starr chops away at his chest… SQ is by the ropes as Starr keeps with the chops at SQs chest which is turning bright pink…Starr sends SQ off the ropes and goes for a BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!! BUT SQ WITH A HEADBUTT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!! Starr staggers back as SQ lifts him up and connects with a vertical suplex! Starr again to his feet but SQ lifts him up onto his shoulders….TKO BY SQ!! BUT STARR DROPS DOWN BEHIND SQ AND CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! SQ went flying and landed on the back of his head!. Starr again to his feet and he grabs SQ by the leg and LOCKS IN THE HALF LEGGED BOSTON CRAB!! SQ is trying to slip free but he can’t as he pushes himself up onto his hands as Starr keeps it fully locked in! SQ is using his free leg to kick away at Starr but Starr GRABS the other leg and Starr now has a FULL LEGGED BOSTON CRAB LOCKED IN!! SQ is desperately trying to fight away from this but he can’t, if he crawls to the
ropes that means his first rope break is gone.
Deadprez: Starr keeps it in lock as SQ is looking away possible way to get out of this! SQ manages to slip one leg free here but Starr still has one leg in his grasp as he stands back up and NOW TURNS IT INTO AN ANKLE LOCK!! STARR AGAIN WITH THE ANKLE LOCK AS SQ MAY BE FORCED TO TAP OUT HERE!! SQ THOUGH AGAIN ROLLS THROUGH IT AS STARR GOES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND HITS DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR HARD!! SQ has a bit of breathing space as Starr has a 20 count before getting back to the ring. SQ pulls himself up as Starr tries to roll back in but SQ starts stomping on Starrs head! SQ now drags Starr into the middle of the ring and locks in a bodyscissors on Starr! SQ has his legs wrapped around Starrs body trying to wear him out but Starr tries to push himself out to no avail but STARR NOW STARTS RAMMING HIS ELBOWS INTO THE FACE OF SQ!! STARR IS RAMMING HIS ELBOWS INTO SQS FACE BREAKING THE BODYSCISSORS!! SQ breaks the bodyscissors and Starr pulls himself up
onto his feet as SQ is using the ropes to get up, Starr charges at him with a clothesline but SQ BACKDROPS STARR OVER THE TOP ROPE!!
ETR: But Starr lands on the apron and forearms SQ in the back of the head! SQ staggers forward and finally manages to turn and face Starr but Starr leaps up onto the top rope….SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE BY STARR!! What a move by Starr as he gets to his feet as SQ is getting on his knees and Starr stands behind SQ looking to end this already, SQ fully up as Starr from behind….OLYMPIC SLAM ON SQ!! BUT SQ LANDS ON HIS FEET…GERMAN SUPLEX BY SQ!! Great counter by SQ as Starr is now the one trying to get up but SQ connecting with another sick uppercut to Starr who falls back into the turnbuckle. SQ now sits Starr up on top of the turnbuckle and leans him off…TOWER OF LONDON BY SQ! BUT STARR DROPS TO HIS FEET…BACK SUPLEX RIGTH INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! SQ connecting hard into those turnbuckles. SQ is just sitting at the bottom of the turnbuckle as Starr crawls to the middle of the ring and pushes himself back up and now charges at SQ….LOW DROPKICK INTO
THE CORNER!! BUT SQ MOVES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AS STARR CRASHES FEET FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!
Deadprez: SQ now out onto the floor and grabs Starrs legs and right into the ringpost and now wraps them around his legs and the ringpost for a FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK AROUND THE RINGPOST!! Starr is roaring in the pain as SQ tightens the hold on the floor, Starr refuses to tap as SQ has a 20 count to beat, SQ though doesn’t seem to care as Starr is in a world of pain here and SQ has to break the hold and slide back into the ring as the referee was on 15, SQ though crawls on top of Starr for the first cover in this match!
ONE!!!!!……TWO!!!!……STARR GETS A SHOULDER UP!!
ETR: SQ pulls himself up and now lifts Starr up onto the top turnbuckle, SQ with a HUGE European uppercut that takes the wind out of Starr as SQ again leans him off…TOWER OF LONDON!! THIS TIME IT CONNECTS!! STARRS FACE JUST SMASHES INTO THE MAT!! SQ though isn’t done as he lifts Starr up and drags him to the center of the ring and now goes for the QUALITY DRIVER!! BUT STARR WITH A KNEE TO THE MID-SECTION AND CONNECTS WITH A SNAP DDT!! Both men are down and Starr just saved himself from losing here…both men are getting to their knees and both men start trading SLAPS TO THE FACE!! They are both getting up and keep with the slaps, SQ gets the better of Starr and knees him in the mid-section…SQ off the ropes again for another lariat attempt but STARR GRABS THE ARM AND BRINGS SQ DOWN ONTO THE MAT AND LOCKS IN THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!! STARR HAS IT LOCKED IN ON SQ!! SQ MAY VERY WELL TAP OUT HERE!!
Deadprez: SQ IS DESPARTLY TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT OFF THIS BUT HE’S TOO FAR AWAY FROM THE ROPES AS HE CRAWLS INCHES AS STARR REARS BACK BUT WAIT!! SQ COUNTERS IT INTO A ROLL-UP!! ROLL UP BY SQ BUT STARR ROLLS BACK ONTO THE MAT WITH THE CROSSFACE STILL LOCKED IN!! SQ CRAWLS LIKE A HOUND TOWARDS THE ROPES BUT STOPS AND AGAIN ROLLS STARR UP BUT STARR AGAIN ROLLS BACK ONTO THE MAT BEFORE A COUNT CAN BE MADE!! SQ IS REFUSING TO TAP AS STARR WRENCHES BACK ON THE HOLD!! SQ IS NOW RISING UP ONTO HIS FEET, HOW IS HE DOING THIS! OLYMPIC SLAM ON STARR!! SQ HIT STARRS OWN FINISHING MOVE ON HIM!! That breaks the crossface as both men are lying on the mat…and It’s SQ who first to his feet, he grabs Starr by the legs and goes for a Texas cloverleaf but Starr kicks him with multiple kicks to the face knocking SQ back to the ropes as Starr is slowly getting up onto his feet
ETR: SQ bounces off the ropes but Starr catches him…OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX BY STARR!! SQ goes flying across the ring as Starr starts stomping on the ankle of SQ! Starr lifts up one of SQ’s ankles and wraps it around Starrs legs as Starr slams knee first into that ankle! Starr back up and again drives his knee into SQ’s ankle…Starr again grabs SQ’s ankle but SQ with his free leg boots Starr into the ropes, SQ pushes himself up and gets to Starr but Starr kicks at that ankle of SQ but SQ headbutts Starr right between the eyes! Starr looks pretty out off it now as SQ headbutts Starr again between the eyes and tries to send him off the opposite side of the ropes but Starr blocks it up with an elbow to the face of SQ! Starr now has SQ in his grasp and HITS A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!! STARR SENDS SQ OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SQ CRASHES BACK FIRST INTO THE APRON AND OUT TO THE FLOOR!!! SQ looks to be in huge pain as Starr falls to his knees in the
ring as the referee begins his count on SQ
Deadprez: SQ is starting to get onto all fours and shakes the cobwebs off…
ETR: But look at Starr, he’s on the apron and springboards off the ropes…SPRINGBOARD STARRSAULT!! BUT SQ MOVES OUT OFF THE WAY AS STARR CRASHES AND BURNS ONTO THE FLOOR!! OH MY GOD!! SQ slides back into the ring and back out to break the count as he now lifts Starr up and sits him on the apron, SQ now leans Starr off the apron….TOWER OF LONDON ONTO THE HARD FLOOR!! SQ NAILED IT!! OH MY GOD!! Starr might be knocked out cold as SQ rolls him back into the ring and covers Starr!!
Deadprez: But Starr gets a foot on the bottom rope! That’s Starr’s first rope break gone in this match, SQ lifts Starr up onto his feet and connects with snap suplex on Starr and now lifts Starr up by the arm…SHORT ARM LARAIT BY SQ!! BUT NO!! STARR AGAIN DUCKS IT AND CONNECTS WITH AN OLYMPIC SLAM!! SQ is laid out as is Starr but Starr is crawling to the turnbuckle and climbs up them, Starr is running on pure instinct right now as he looks down at SQ with dazed eyes and LEAPS CONNECTING WITH A FROG SPLASH ONTO SQ!! Starr rolls forward clutching his ribs as SQ rolls out to the ropes to avoid a pin attempt by Starr..Both these men are in great pain here, SQ now crawls to the turnbuckles to try and lift himself up as Starr charges at him but SQ with a boot up to the face! Starr staggers back as SQ grabs him by the head and DRIVES STARR HEAD AND SHOULDER FIRST UNDER THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AND INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!! SQ now drags Starr out off the
corner and connects with a HUGE RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX ON STARR!! Starr lands on the back of his head as SQ crawls towards him
ETR: SQ to his feet and grabs Starr by his legs going for a Texas Cloverleaf but STARR COUNTERS WITH A SMALL PACKAGE ON SQ!! BUT SQ KICKS OUT BEFORE A COUNT CAN BE MADE!! SQ springs to his feet shocked at Starr who even though is groggy is still putting up one hell of a fight! Starr pulls himself up onto his knees but SQ again lifts Starr up onto his shoulders for a TKO BY SQ! BUT STARR DROPS DOWN BEHIND HIM, OLYMPIC SLAM!! BUT SQ DROPS DOWN BEHIND STARR AND GOES FOR AN OLYMPIC SLAM OF HIS OWN!! BUT THIS TIME IT’S STARR WHO DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS UP SQ! STARR DOESN’T FOR THE PIN THOUGH AS HE HAS SQ’S LEGS AND LOCKS IN THE ANKLE LOCK!! WHAT A COUNTER BY STARR! STARR IS BEAT AND GROGGY BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER TO HIM AS HE HAS THE ANKLE LOCK IN CHECK!! SQ TRIES TO ROLL THROUGH BUT STARR STOPS HIM! SQ MAYBE FORCED TO TAP OUT HERE AS STARR APPLIES MORE PRESSURE!!
Deadprez: SQ NOW MANAGES TO TURN ONTO HIS SIDE AND KICKS AWAY AT STARR! Starr releases the hold as he bounces off the ropes and comes back at SQ but SQ with a drop toe hold on Starr! SQ now quickly pushes himself up and grabs hold of Starrs leg…ANKLE LOCK APPLIED BY SQ!! ANKLE LOCK ON STARR!! SQ DRAGS STARR AWAY FROM THE ROPES TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING; SQ IS GOING TO MAKE STARR TAP OUT WITH HIS OWN FINISHING MOVE!! STARR IS DESPARTLY TRYING TO FIGHT OUT, TO ESCAPE THIS BUT SQ IS WRENCHING IT IN!! HE’S GOING TO BREAK STARRS ANKLE! BUT WAIT STARR TURNS TO HIS BACK STARR IS ON HIS BACK BUT SQ KEEPS THE ANKLE LOCK IN PLACE AS STARR PUSHES HIMSELF UP….SMALL PACKAGE BY STARR!! SMALL PACKAGE!!
ONE!!!…..TWO!!!…….THR—NO SQ KICKS OUT!!!
ETR: OH SO CLOSE!! Both men are getting to their feet as Starr now with a stiff knife edge chop to the chest of SQ! SQ fights back with a European uppercut, Starr with another knife edged chop to the chest of SQ!! Starr now knees SQ in the mid-section and now goes for a snap suplex but SQ blocks it and headbutts Starr in the face knocking him back as SQ sends him off the ropes but Starr counters it into an irishwhip of his own as SQ goes off the ropes, clothesline ducked by SQ and he swings Starr around…..SHORT ARM LARAIT CONNECTS BY SQ! SQ finally connects with that lariat but he’s not done as he climbs up the top turnbuckle…SQ going for a rare high-risk move here, I think he’s going for Starr’s frog splash but STARR SPRINGS TO HIS FEET AND LEAPS UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND CONNECTS WITH A HUUUUGGEE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! STARR AGAIN MOVING ON PURE INSTINCT HERE!! WHAT A MOVE!!
Deadprez: SQ went half-way across the ring as Starr is getting to his feet, Starr pulls the straps from his singlet off as he looks, and Starr is pumped as SQ is slowly getting to his feet…GERMAN SUPLEX BY STARR CONNECTS!! Starr not done as he lifts SQ up again….SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTING!! …Starr again lifts SQ up and goes for that final one but SQ with desperate elbows to the face of Starr as Starr releases the waist lock and SQ now off the ropes….JAWBREAKER LARAIT!! JAWBREAKER LARAIT BY SQ!! STARR JUST DID A 180 FLIP IN MID-AIR AS SQ ALMOST TAKES HIS HEAD OFF WITH THAT LARAIT!! SQ now ROLLS Starr over onto his back and here’s another cover! May this be it!?!
ONE!!!……TWO!!!……….THR—STARR GETS ANOTHER FOOT ON THE ROPES
ETR: That’s Starr second rope break gone! Starr only has one lift but SQ wants to end this now as he drags Starr to the center of the ring and SQ grabs a hold of Starrs legs and turns him onto his stomach for the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!! SQ HAS THE TEXAS CLOVERLEAFLOCKED IN ON STARR AS SQ WRENCHES BACK PUTTING EVERYTHING HE HAS INTO THIS AS STARR REFUSES TO TAP OUT!! SQ KEEPS WRENCHING BACK LIKE HE’S GOING TO BREAK STARRS BACK AS STARR IS IN A WORLD OF PAIN UNLESS HE TAPS OUT!! HE CRAWLS FOR THE ROPES BUT SQ PUTS MORE AND MROE PRESSURE INTO THE HOLD AS STARR REACHES OUT A HAND!! OH MY GOD HE’S GOING TO TAP!! STARRSTAN IS GOING TO TAP OUT!! HE HAS NO OTHER CHOICE AS SQ IS ALMOST BREAKING STARR IN HALF WITH THE HOLD!!
Deadprez: BUT NO!! STARR’S NOT TAPPING, HE REFUSES TO TAP AND AGAIN CRAWLS AND FINALLY GETS A HOLD ON THE ROPES!! STARR HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES FOR DEAR LIFE AS SQ IS FORCED TO BREAK THE CLOVERLEAF!! SQ looks extremely annoyed here as he brings Starr back to the center of the ring, possibly going for the Deathlock STF! But Starr back on his stomach brings SQ down onto the mat with a drop toe hold/legsweep type move and quickly pushes himself up onto his feet…Starr has a grip on SQ’s ankle here and Starr has the ANKLE LOCK LOCKED IN ON SQ!! THE ANKLE LOCK AGAIN AS IT’S NOW SQ WHO IS TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT AS STARR IS PUTTING IN A TON OF PRESSURE ON THAT ANKLE OF SQ!! SQ IS BEAT AND BATTERED AS HE TRIES TO CRAWL FOR THE ROPES BUT STARR DRAGS HIM BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! STARR WANTS SQ TO TAP AND SQ IS LOOKING FOR A WAY TO ESCAPE BUT STARR HAS ONE HELL OF A GRIP ON SQ’S ANKLE!!
ETR: WAIT!! SQ PUSHES HIMSELF UP ONTO HIS HANDS AND ROLLS THROUGH ONTO HIS BACK AS STARR IS SENT FLYING! SQ HAS ESCAPE—NO HE HASN’T!! STARR STILL HAS THE ANKLE LOCK IN!! SQ IS ON HIS BACK AS STARR WILL NOT LET GO, SQ WITH MUTLIPLE KICKS TO THE HEAD OF STARR WITH HIS FREE LEG BUT STARR DOESN’T CARE, STARR MAY JUST BREAK SQ’S ANKLE BUT HE DOESN’T CARE! STARR SPITS INTO THE FACE OF SQ AND HE TURNS HIM BACK ONTO HIS STOMACH!! STARR NOW DROPS TO THE MAT GRAPE-VAINING THAT ANKLE!! SQ HAS NOWHERE TO GO, HE CAN’T MAKE IT TO THE ROPES AND HE CAN’T ROLL THROUGH SINCE STARR IS NOW ON THE MAT, SQ DOESN’T WANT TO TAP OUT BUT HE HAS NO CHOICE!! SQ TAPS OUT!! HE TAPS!! IT’S OVER!!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen your winner of this match…SSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAARRRRRRSTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!!
Deadprez: What an epic war that was! My god both men put everything on the line there but Starr wanted it more, Starr wanted to win this match just that tiny bit more and nobody can lose any respect whatsoever for Superior Quality as he put on one hell of a match, one hell of a fight!
ETR: Agreed but nobody can deny that Starr is among one of the best wrestlers in the world today after this amazing display, What is next for these men though after this hell of a contest?
(Camera fades backstage to CEO Matt Daniels with he and Maria standing in front of one another. The door cracked and the camera creeps in.)
Maria: So it’s settled? The trade with Showdown is official?
Matt Daniels: Yes mam; Demon & Speedy to Showdown for SG2 & Storm Lightning. Just sign this dotted line and we can—
Maria: What about Kevin? Did we handle that situation?
Matt: Of course Maria; after his actions and physical violence with you, we already got the deal together. And I’ve gotta say, you got quite a bit back for him. Kevin Devastation traded to—
(Matt Daniels sees the camera peering in the door and he angrily rushes over pushing the camera away and slamming the door!)
(Camera fades to the ring.)
(Mister Blood Music Hits As He Makes His Way To the Ring With A Barbed Wire Bat)
Ring Announcer: The following fatal four way elimination match…if you are pinned or if you submit you will be eliminated. Weapons is also legal…and introducing first…from the United Kingdom….weighing in at 315 Pounds!!! THE PENTACCLEEEE!!!! MISTTERRRR!!!! BLOODDDDDDD!!!!!
Stew: Well Ladies and Gentlemen it is time what should be one of the most brutal matches we have ever seen here in EAW. Making his way to the ring right now is no stranger of weapons, blood and torture. ”The Pentacle” Mister Blood is what you would say he is in his own yard here tonight. Let’s see if he can leave San Jose with the Age of Extreme Championship.
(Speedy Music Hits As He Makes His Way to the Ring With A Steel Chair In Hand)
Ring Announcer: Introducing next…also from the United Kingdom…weighing in at 240 Pounds!!!! SPEEEEEEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
HYC: Speedy has held numerous of championships during his run here in EAW. And I am sure he wants to add one more championship to his resume here tonight. But all that talk that happen between these four guys has to be a factor in emotions here tonight. It’s now time to back all of that talk up as this match is almost under way. Or has his opponents said, just simply put up or shut up.
(Dark Demon Music Hits as He Makes his way To the Ring As He has Buggy Filled With Several Weapons)
Ring Announcer: Also…from Galway, Ireland….weighing in at 225 Pounds!!!! DARRRKKKKK!!!! DEMONNN!!!!!
Stew: Since returning to EAW after the anunal draft, Dark Demon wasted no time in re-patching with his former tag team partner Mister Blood. But I can only wonder, what will be more important to both of these men here tonight. Will it be their friendship or the chance to hold the Age of Extreme Championship. I guess only time will tell folks.
(The Prince of Phenomenal Music Hits As He has a Steel Pipe In his Hand)
Ring Announcer: And last…making his way to the ring from South Beach, Florida! Weighing in at 220 POUNDSSS!!! THE!!! PRINCE !!! OF!!! PHENNNNNNNNNNOMENALLLL!!!!!
HYC: This is just his second Free Pay Per View here in EAW as he looks to capture his first championship here tonight as the Age of Extreme Championship. Which one of these four men will be crowned as the very first Age of Extreme Champion. Will it be Mister Blood, Speedy, Dark Demon or The Prince of Phenomenal. Well it’s not that easy they have to survive this elimination match first!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: The bell rings as this match is under way. Speedy goes after Dark Demon, as Mister Blood directs his attention to Prince of Phenomenal. Speedy quickly grabs Dark Demon and he grabs the head of Demon and puts him into the headlock. Blood on the other hand grabs POP and sends him into the corner of the ropes and he grabs a kendo stick and begins to choke POP repeatedly with the Kendo Stick. Speedy pushes Demon off the ropes, as Demon comes off the ropes with full speed. Quick Clothesline by Speedy as he quickly hooks the legs of Dark Demon looking for the first Elimination in this Match!
HYC: POP falls down to the mat grabbing his throat in pain as Mister Blood rolls down on the mat and exit out the ring. Mister Blood grabs a steel chair and he makes his way back into the ring. Speedy is up and he is waiting for Demon to make it to his feet. Mister Blood rolls back into the ring as he is also waiting for POP to arrive on his feet. Demon makes it to his feet as Speedy quickly goes over and he attempts THE SLOW KILLER!!! ALREADY IN THE MATCH–NO, Quick reversal by Dark Demon as Demon Irish whips Speedy against the ropes…STO FROM DARK DEMON!!! POP is almost up on his feet as Dark Demon gets down on the mat and hooks the legs of Speedy looking for an elimination.
Stew: POP is up on his feet as Mister Blood goes right back on the attack. Mister Blood lifts the chair up…and he attempts a chair shot to the head of POP– but PELE KICK TO THE CHAIR AS THE CHAIR IS SENT INTO THE HEAD OF MISTER BLOOD! Mister Blood is stumbling as POP Irish whips himself against the ropes and runs with full speed towards Mister Blood. POP goes for a clothesline–reversal by Blood as he sends POP over the top ropes. POP hangs on to the ropes as Mister Blood realizes it and he attempts a clothes. Quickly POP blocks it and he throws a couple strikes at Mister Blood. POP grabs the head of Mister Blood looking for a suplex onto the outside of the ring where a table is set up! Blood fights it off, POP gives Mister Blood an elbow to the face as he grabs the head again. POP lifts Mister Blood…OMGGG!! OMGG!! SUPLEX FROM POP!! MISTER BLOOD IS SENT INTO THE TABLE!!! OMG!!! POP heads to the top rope as Mister Blood shatters the table. OMG!!
NO!! DON’T DO IT!! POP DOES THE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT TAUNT!! AND HE JUMPS FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! NOO!! SHOOTING SUPERSTAR PRESS FROM POP!! POP IS SENT INTO MISTER BLOOD AS THEY ARE BOTH LAID OUT!
HYC: Those two are laid out outside the ring as Demon goes right back on the attack to Speedy. Repeat stomps to the arm of Speedy by Mister Blood. Demon grabs one of the Kendo sticks he placed under the corner of the ring as he unloads numerous of shots on Speedy. Speedy screams in pain as Dark Demon grabs the head of Speedy and lifts him back to his feet. Demon sets the Kendo stick under the throat of Speedy and he begins to choke Speedy. Speedy begins to fight the hold as Speedy begins to walk near the ropes. Speedy reaches out his arm and he grabs the ropes and he pushes back with a senton like move. The hold is broken as Speedy rolls down outside the ring. Speedy grabs a barbed wired bat as he rolls back into the ring. Oh No! Speedy sets the bat up and he hits Demon cleanly across the head with the barbed wire bat. Demon stumbles as Speedy drops the bat and he grabs the arms of Demon… OH NO!! HE’S GOING FOR THE SLOW KILLER!! HIS FINISHING MOVE ON
THE BARBED WIRE BAT!!! HE HITS IT!! DARK DEMON FACE IS SENT INTO THE BARBED WIRED BACK!!! SPEEDY GOES OVER AND HE HOOKS THE LEGS OF DEMON FOR THE PIN!
Stew: Demon is still in this folks somehow as blood begins to pour down the face of Dark Demon! POP and Mister Blood are slowly making their way to their feet as they are still feeling the effects of the table and the Shooting Superstar Press. Speedy grabs Demon and he irish whips him into the corner of the ropes. Speedy grabs the steel chair looking for another shot with a weapon as Demon is set up against ropes in the corner of the ring. Speedy lifts the chair and he goes for another shot to the head of Demon but Demon grab the chair. A battle of strength starts as both men battle for the chair. Kicked to the gut by Dark Demon as he grabs control of the chair. Demon throws down the chair and he grabs the arm of Speedy and he sends Speedy into the ringpost. Speedy falls down to the mat as Dark Demon heads to the top rope. Demon is waiting for Speedy to make it to his feet as Speedy grabs the ropes attempting to reach his balance. Demon jump from the top
rope…OH MY!! WHAT’S THIS HERE?!! HE’S GOING FOR A DIVING CLOTHESLINE!!! AND HE HITS– NO…REVERSALL!! SPEEDY GRABS THE CHAIR AND HE HITS CHAIR AND HE HITS DEMON WITH THE KENDO STICK! SPEEDY GOES AND HE HOOKS THE LEGS OF DEMON FOR THE PIN!!
HYC: Both Demon and Speedy are down in the ring as the action switches back to outside the ring. POP is uses the steel steps to make it to his feet! POP turns around looking to go back on the attack, but Mister Blood is waiting on him as Blood has a trash can and he hits it across the head of POP! POP is stumbling coming close to falling. Mister Blood grabs POP and he rolls POP onto the announcers table. Mister Blood grabs POP and he lifts him to his feet. POP attempts to fight it off with repeated strikes. Mister Blood put the strikes to an end with a poke in the eye. Blood grabs POP and he puts POP between his legs!!! OMG!!! NOT THE BLODDY FINALEE!!! COME ON!!! MISTER BLOOD SCREAMS AND HE FLIPS!! HE HITS IT!! THE BLODDY FINALE ONTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!! WHAT NEXT???!!! POP’S GETS THE WORST OF IT AS HE BREAKS THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!! Mister Blood rolls over and he begins to crawl near under the ring trying to make it back into the ring ! POP is once
again out cold crawling trying to get back into the ring but is unable.
Stew: Speedy is up and he goes over and he grabs Dark Demon once again. Another Irish whip into the corner by Speedy. Repeated shots to the head of Demon by Speedy. Speedy grabs Demon and he sits him on the top rope. Speedy starts another round of shots as Demon attempts to fight back. But Speedy responds with elbows to the face of Demon. Speedy grabs the head of Demon looking for a suplex, but Demon starts to fight it off. Shots to the gut of Speedy by Demon as he looks to take control. Speedy goes for another elbow to the face, but Demon blocks it….UPPERCUT!! What an uppercut from Demon. Demon grabs Speedy!! HE’S SETTING SPEEDY UP IN THE BLOODY SUNDAY!!! DEMON JUMPS FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! OMG!!! NO!!! BLOODY SUNDAY ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!! WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT!!! SPEEDY’S BACK IS SENT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR AS DEMON KEEPS SPEEDY’S LEGS HOOK AND AS HE IS GOING FOR THE PIN!!!!!!
Ring Announcer: Speedy has been Eliminated!
HYC: There goes our first elimination as Speedy has been eliminated from this match. Hard fought match by Speedy as he that sick move from the top rope left him in a pool of blood! Dark Demon rolls down outside the ring as he goes and he grabs POP. Dark Demon looks at Mister Blood and they both nod at each other. Demon slides POP back into the ring. Mister Blood is right behind him as they both begin to stomp on POP. Demon grabs POP and he Irish whips POP against the ropes, double suplex from Mister Blood and Dark Demon on POP. Demon heads to the top rope once again as Mister Blood begins to stomp on POP making sure he stays down. Blood hands Demon his barbed wired bat as Demon is looking for another high risk move. WHAT’S HE’S GOING FOR HERE!!! DEMON JUMPS FROM THE TOP ROPE!! NO!!! THE BARBED WIRED BAT IS SENT INTO THE FACE OF POP! DEMON HOOKS THE LEGS OF POP…AS HE ATTEMPTS TO ELIMINATE POP!
Stew: Dark Demon rolls down outside the ring and he grabs a ladder from under the ring and he slides it into the ring. Blood grabs the Ladder and he sets it into the corner of the ring. Demon grabs POP and he sets POP on the ladder, repeated shots to the head of POP by Demon. Demon grabs the arm of Mister Blood and he Irish whips Blood into POP. OMG! WHAT A SICK CLOTHESLINE! THE IMPACT OF BLOOD CRASHING INTO POP ON THE LADDER! POP begins to stumble as Dark Demon grabs him!!! WHAT’S HE’S GOING FOR NOW!!! DEMON LIFTS POP UP!!! HE’S GOING FOR HIS FINISHER THE BRAINBUSTTA!! AND HE SENDS HIM INTO THE MAT!!! HE HITS IT!!! DEMON HOOKS THE LEGS OF POP FOR THE PIN!!!
HYC: Demon uses the ropes to get up as Blood grabs the ladder and he sets it on POP. Dark Demon points to the top rope and he tells Blood to head to the top rope. Blood looks nervous but he heads to the top rope. Demon grabs the top part of the ladder and he smashes it down on POP, as blood starts to run down the head of POP. Mister Blood is on the top rope as he is attempting a sort of high risk move here. It’s gonna be interesting to see what he does here. Mister Blood is one big man. Mister Blood stands from the top rope as he does one of his signature taunts. Mister Blood leaps from the top rope…OMG!!! HE’S GOING FOR A DIVING HEADBUTT!!! NO WAYY!!! AND HE HI- POP PUSHES THE LADDER UP INTO THE FACE OF MISTER BLOOD!!! OMG!!! WHAT A REVERSAL!!! DEMON WALKS OVER TO GO BACK ON THE ATTACK, BUT POP PUSHES THE LADDER INTO THE FACE OF DEMON TOO. POP CRAWLS OVER ON MISTER BLOOD AND HE PUTS HIS ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF MISTER BLOOD FOR THE PIN!
Stew: POP grabs the ropes and he pulls himself up. POP goes over and he goes and grabs Demon. Demon starts to fight back with shots to the gut of POP. Demon has control now as he grabs the arm and twist of POP and he sends POP into the canvas. Demon quickly grabs POP and he lifts him back to his feet. Demon grabs POP’s arm and he Irish whips him against the ropes, Demon attempts a clothesline quick reversal by POP– kick to the head by POP as he looks to take back control of this match. POP rolls down outside the ring and he grabs a black bag from in the buggy. POP slides back into the ring and he opens the black back. OMG!!! WHAT’S IN THAT BAG!! ITS! TACKS AND GLASS!!! OMG POP NO!!! POP GRABS DEMON AND HE POSITIONS HIM FOR THE PHENOMENAL BLESSING TO LAND IN THE TACKS!!! BUT WAIT!! MISTER BLOOD HITS POP OVER THE BACK WITH A KENDO STICK! BLOOD TELLS DEMON TO FINISH HIM AS POP STUMBLES! DEMON GOES BACK AGAINST THE ROPES!!! DEMON JUMPS ON POP ATTEMPTING
A HURRICARANNA!!! HE FLIPS– REVERSAL FROM POP!!! DDT!!! DEMON’S IS SENT INTO THE TACKS AND GLASS!!! OMG!!! POP GOES OVER AND HE CRAWLS NEAR DEMON, POP PUTS HIS ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF DEMON!!!
(Mister Blood Breaks Up The Pin)
HYC: Mister Blood goes over and he picks POP up from off the ground. Mister Blood grabs POP and he sets him into the corner of the ring. Repeated shots from both men as each men is looking for the advantage here. Dark Demon is on his knees still trying to make it to his feet. POP has the upperhand now with the elbow to the face of Mister Blood. POP grabs Mister Blood and he throws him back to the corner of the ring. POP grabs a barbed wired chair from down on the mat placed near the corner of the ring and he hits Dark Demon with the chair making sure he stays down on the ground. POP goes over and he tries to hit Mister Blood with the chair, but Blood blocks it. Another battle of strength is shown as each men is looking for control over the chair. POP has the upper hand with a punch to the chair sending the chair into the face of Mister Blood! POP turns around…PELE KICK FROM POP ON THE CHAIR SENDING THE CHAIR INTO THE HEAD OF MISTER BLOOD! MISTER BLOOD
STUMBLES DOWN TO THE MAT, POP PLACES THE LADDER ON BLOOD ANDS POP HEADS TO THE TOP ROPE!!! WHAT HE’S GOING FOR HERE!! OMG!!! POP JUMPS FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! HE’S GOING FOR THE FATAL CROSS!!! AND HE HITS IT!!! FATAL CROSS ONTO THE LADDER TO MISTER BLOOD!!!! POP PUSHES THE LADDER OVER AND HE PUTS HIS ARM ACROSS MISTER BLOOD FOR THE PIN!!!!
Stew: POP kneels up looking confused. Mister Blood quickly takes advantage and he pushes POP through the ropes where another table is set up and POP is sent through a table. Mister Blood grabs the ropes and he makes it to his feet where Dark Demon is leaning against the ropes. Mister Blood goes over and argue with Demon, as Demon grabs his back in pain. Oh come on!! This is every man for himself!! Uppercut by Mister Blood as he grabs the arm of Dark Demon and he Irish whips Demon against the ropes…BIG BOOT!! BIG BOOT FROM MISTER BLOOD! WHAT’S THIS!! Well we wanted to see which was more important I think were gonna find out now. Mister Blood rolls down outside the ring and he grabs another table and he has another black bag from the buggy. OH NO!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!! Blood sets up the table and he pours more tacks onto the table! Mister Blood grabs Demon and he throws him into the corner of the ring. Repeated shots from both men as Demon is
trying to get the upperhand and Blood is looking to keep control. Demon has control now with a win of the battle of the shots to the head. Demon grabs Blood and he sits him on top of the ropes. Demon positions Blood, as he is looking for a suplex from the top rope here!!!
HYC: Mister Blood is fighting it off it of with punches to the mid-section of Dark Demon. Demon now has the upperhand and he attempts another chance at a suplex into the tax. Blood blocks the attempt as grabs the arm of Demon-OH MY!! Blood elbows Demon in the face and begins to scream at him. OH MY!!! I KNEW HE WAS GOING FOR THIS!! MISTER BLOOD IS POSITIONING DARK DEMON FOR THE PENTACLE PUNISHMENT!!! DONT DO IT!!! NOO!!! MISTER BLOOD LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! OMG!!!! THE PENTACLE PUNISHMENT ONTO THE TABLE!!! WHAT AN IMPACT!!! THE HEAD OF DARK DEMON SHATTERS THE TABLE AS BOTH MEN ARE LAID OUT FROM THE SICKENING IMPACT OF THE TABLE BREAKING!!!! MISTER BLOOD GOES OVER AND HE CRAWLS AND PUTS HIS ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF DARK DEMON!!!! HE’S GOING FOR THE PIN THIS HAS TO BE IT!!!
(Mister Blood Removes His Hand From Across the Chest of Dark Demon)
Stew: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING/???!!! HE HAD DEMON BEAT!!! Mister Blood stands back on his feet and he positions himself in the corner of the ring.. WHAT THE HELL IS HE GOING FOR HERE!!! MISTER BLOOD IS SCREAMING AT DEMON!!! BLOOD IS ON THE CORNER OF THE ROPES STANDING AND SCREAMING!!! I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM DO THIS BEFORE HYC!!! DEMON SLOWLY LIFTS HIS HEAD UP AS BLOOD BEGINS TO RUN!! OMG!! BLOOD WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD!!! IT’S A PUNT KICK!!! AND HE DROPS HIS LEG DOWN ON THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF DEMON AND HIS HEAD IS SENT INTO THE GLASS AND TACKS!! THAT WAS SICK!!! THIS IS SICK …HE COULD HAVE ELIMINATED DARK DEMON MINUTES AGO!! BUT HE WANTED TO MAKE HIM SUFFER JUST A LIL LONGER!!! MISTER BLOOD ROLLS DEMON OVER AND HE HOOKS HIS LEGS FOR THE PIN!!
Ring Announcer: Dark Demon has been Eliminated!
HYC: TWO MEN REMAIN!!! THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL AND MISTER BLOOD!!! WHICH ONE OF THESE GUYS WANT IT MORE!!! AS WE ARE DOWN TO TWO MEN!!! Mister Blood makes it to his feet and he focus his attention on POP who is crawling himself back into the ring. Blood quickly goes over and he begins to stomp on POP who is still suffering the effects from the crashing into the table. Blood lifts POP to his feet…and he grabs POP..quick belly to belly slam by Mister Blood. Blood grabs the ladder and he waits for the arrival of POP on his feet. Blood has the ladder and his hand as POP is grabbing the ropes trying to reach his balance. Blood now runs towards POP with the ladder, as POP turns around…OH MY!! SHOT TO THE HEAD OF POP WITH THE LADDER!!! POP begins to stumble as blood rushes down his face even more!! BLOOD TAKES ADVANTAGE AND HE NOW POSITIONS HIM FOR THE CRUCIFIXION!!! BLOOD FLIPS AND HE HITS IT!!!! THAT SICK PILEDRIVER!!!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!!!! BLOOD HOOKS
THE LEGS OF POP FOR THE PIN!!!!
Stew: Mister Blood gets up in frustration as he grabs the ladder and he sets it up on the corner of the ropes. Blood goes over and he begins to stomp on POP repeatedly telling him to stay down. Mister Blood goes back against the ropes and he leaps in the air for a diving leg drop. POP is down as Mister Blood grabs him and lifts him to his feet. Mister Blood grabs his arm and he Irish whips him into the ladder, but NO POP RUNS UP THE LADDER!! OMG!! AND POP JUMPS FROM THE LADDER!!! WHAT’S THIS!!! MOOUNSAULT FROM POP!!! MOOUNSAULT!!! POP CRAWLS OVER AND HE HOOKS THE LEGS OF MISTER BLOOD FOR THE PIN!!! WHAT A MOVEE!!!
HYC: POP has control over the match now as he goes and sets up the ladder. POP now goes over and he grabs Mister Blood, he grabs the arm of Mister Blood attempting an Irish whip. Mister Blood blocks it as a battle of strength is as he continues to fight off the Irish whip. Blood has the upperhand and he grabs the arm of POP and he Irish whips him into the ladder. POP stumbles once again from the impact of the crashing into the ladder, Blood stays on the attack as grabs POP by his mid-section and he slams him into the mat for a sidewalk slam. Mister Blood grabs another barbed wired chair and he sits it on top of POP. Blood climbs the ladder as he is looking for another high risk move here. Mister Blood signals a move from the ladder as he screams. OHHH NOO!!! COME ON!!!! MISTER BLOOD JUMPS FROM THE LADDER!!!! AND HE DROPS HIS LEG DOWN ON THE CHAIR AS THE BARBED WIRED CHAIR IS SENT INTO THE FACE OF POP!!! OMGG!!!! WHAT A BIG LEG DROP THAT WAS!!! MISTER BLOOD PUTS HIS ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF POP AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN AGAIN!!
Stew: Mister Blood starts to beat on the ring once again in frustration. Blood gets on his feet and he grabs POP, wasting no time he unloads repeated shots to the face and mid section of POP. Blood grabs the arm of POP and he Irish whips him against the ropes..SUPPPERKICK FROM MISTER BLOOD!!!! POP is once again out cold as blood starts to run down his mouth. Mister Blood grabs a table and he sets a table up in the corner of the ring. Mister Blood walks over and he grabs POP and lifts him back to his feet. Mister Blood grabs the arm of POP and he attempts a irish whip into the table, POP is sent running near the table-BUT POP RUNS UP THE TABLE AND HE JUMPS ONTON BLOOD!! OMG WHAT A MOVE!!! HURRICAANNNAA FROM POP!!! AND MISTER BLOOD IS SENT INTO THE TABLE!!!! OMG!! THE TABLE SHATTERS!!!!! POP PULLS MISTER BLOOD FROM THE BROKEN TABLE AND HE FALLS DOWN ON THE MAT WITH IS ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF MISTER BLOOD!!!!! ITS A PIN ATTEMPT!!!
HYC: POP gets up with a confused face, Mister Blood notices it and he reaches into his pocket and he hits POP with a pair of brass knuckles. Blood stays on the attack and he grabs the arm of POP and he irish whips him against the ropes–REVERSAL FROM POP!!! POP JUMPS OFF THE ROPES LOOKING FOR A SENTON…BUT NO!!! BLOOD CATCHES HIM IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!!!! AND HE HITS A PO– NO ANOTHER REVERSAL– POP WITH A HURRICARANNAA!!! INTO THE LADDER!!! POP NOTICE THAT BLOOD IS LOSING HIS BALANCE AND HE GRABS HIM…WHAT’S HE GOING FOR HERE!! HE’S POSITIONING HIM FOR ANOTHER PHENOMENAL BLESSING AND HE HITS IT!!!! POP looks down at Mister Blood and the crowd cheers as he walks up the LADDER!!! WHAT’S HE DOING GO FOR THE PIN!!!
Stew: OMG LOOK!!!!!!! POP IS ON TOP OF THE LADDER!!! WHAT’S HE DOING!!! POP DOES HIS SIGNATURE TAUNT!!! AND POP JUMPS FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER OMG!!! HE’S GOING FOR THE FATAL CROSS AND ….HE HITS IT!!!! FATAL CROSS FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER FROM POP ONTO MISTER BLOOD!!! OMG WHAT A MATCH!!! POP QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEGS OF MISTER BLOOD FOR THE PIN!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your WINNER!!!! AND THE VERY FIRST AGGEEEEEE OFFFF EXTREMEEEE !!!!!! CHAMPPPPPPPPPPIONNNN!!!!! THEEE!!!!! PRINCEEE !!!! OFFFFF!!!! PHENNNNNNNNOMENALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
HYC: POP HAS DONE IT!!! POP IS THE AGE OF EXTREME CHAMPION!!! OMG WHAT A MATCH !!! CONGRATS TO POP AS HE HAS ACHIEVED HIS FIRST CHAMPIONSHIP HERE IN EAW!!! OMG!!! WHAT A MATCH THAT WAS!!!!
Stew: HYC, this match didnt disappoint. All four of these men put there hearts into this match here tonight. With all these weapons involved im surprised these men lasted as long as they did. But hats off to all four of them for all working hard in this match tonight. I am sure that all four of these men will never be the same after this match here tonight. Congratulations to Prince of Phenomenal for becoming the first Age of Extreme Champion. And you have to show some love to Mister Blood, Dark Demon and Speedy as well.
(Video Plays hyping the HBB vs. Alloy feud.)
(Camera shows both John Alloy and the Heart Break Boy sitting in their respective locker rooms getting ready for the match)
(Highlights of HBB’s title reign play while highlights of Alloys career here in EAW play)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen the following contest is set for one fall and it is for the E!!…A!!….W!!! Championship!
(John Alloys theme hits as Alloy comes out wielding his Titanium Bat in his trench coat)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first from the Rocky Mountains, weighing in at 230lbs, the Challenger ‘’Ironclad’’…..JOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHNNNNNNNNNN ALLLLLLLLOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
ETR: Here we are, the Voltage main event and this is a dream match for me Prez, Alloy has been through a lot here in EAW in his short time, He’s battled the likes of Extreme Enigma, Dark Emperor and Kevin Devastation in wars before and while he has defeated HBB before on Dynasty, this is a whole different type of match, Alloy needs to give more than 100% tonight, he needs to give it everything and alot more if he wants to walk EAW Champion
(Heart Break Boys theme hits as a load of Cheerleaders walk down the ramp, positioning themselves on both sides)
(HBB’s theme hits again as this time golden pryo shoot up on the stage as Heart Break Boy walks out with his EAW Championship)
Ring Announcer: And Next, from Chicago IL, weighing in at 220 Pounds, he is your EAW Champion……THE HEAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRTT BRRRRREAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY!!!
Deadprez: what an entrance by the Golden Boy, HBB! HBB has been looking for competition ever since winning the title and he’s gone through the likes of Vic Vendetta, Extreme Enigma, Alexander Da Vinci, the Calvary , Y2Impact and Rated R Shaman at Dynasty vs. Showdown and he wants to add John Alloys name to that list tonight but I have to tell you ETR, Alloy may just be the guy who ends HBB’s reign but this is going to be one hell of a contest!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
ETR: Both men circle each other around the ring before locking up in the center of the ring…and Alloy gets the better of HBB and shoves him down onto the mat! HBB quickly up and we get another lock up in the middle of the ring and AGAIN Alloy gets the better of HBB with another shove to the mat! HBB again quickly up and HBB looks frustrated here as he just shoves Alloy! Alloy smirks at HBB, this is like a head game with HBB …HBB now with fists to the face of Alloy but Alloy slugs back at HBB and slaps in at side headlock on HBB! HBB though quickly breaks free by pushing Alloy into the ropes
Deadprez: Alloy off the ropes as HBB with a lateral press as Alloy runs to the opposite side of the ropes and again a t HBB but HBB leapfrogs over but Alloy grabs HBB legs in the air and POWERBOMBS HBB ONTO THE MAT! Alloy countered that leapfrog with a powerbomb, great thinking of Alloys part as HBB again quickly to his feet but Alloy socks him with a right hand just below the chin as HBB gets knocked into the ropes, Alloy grabs him and shoots him into the opposite side of the ropes and goes for a clothesline on HBB but HBB ducks under it and grabs Alloy from behind…BACK SUPLEX BY HBB!!
ETR: Alloy now the one to get onto his feet but HBB with knife edge chops to the chest of Alloy! HBB kicks Alloy in the mid-section and now goes for a snap suplex but Alloy blocks it and elbows HBB in the back of the head! HBB looks a bit dazed as Alloy knees HBB in the mid-section and HBB falls into the turnbuckle and Alloy charges at HBB with a STINGER SPLASH!! BUT HBB MOVES OUT OFF THE WAY!! Alloy crashes into the turnbuckle and staggers back out off the corner as HBB forearms Alloy in the head and connects with another KNIFE EDGE CHOP to the chest of Alloy! HBB now with a snap suplex on Alloy! Alloy pushes himself back up but MORE knife edge chops by HBB slicing into the chest of Alloy! HBB tries to send Alloy of the ropes with an irishwhip but Alloy counters it by bringing HBB in and takes him down with a HUGE Clothesline on HBB!
Deadprez: HBB by the ropes gets up but Alloy with another clothesline…this time taking HBB over the top rope and onto the apron! …HBB pushes himself up as Alloy grabs him by the hair and SUPLEXS HBB OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BACK INTO THE RING!! But HBB lands on his feet behind Alloy and ROLLS ALLOY UP! But Alloy kicks out before a count can be made! Both men to their feet as HBB charges at Alloy sidesteps it and grabs HBB from behind and connect with a german suplex on HBB! HBB gets onto his knees but Alloy boots him in the head knocking HBB onto the mat, Alloy now off the ropes and goes for a legdrop but HBB rolls out off the way as Alloy is on the mat in a sitting position and HBB takes him down with a KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF ALLOY! HBB to his feet now connects with a standing elbow drop right into the chest of Alloy!
ETR: HBB now grabs the legs of Alloy going for the sharpshooter but Alloy with both feet kicks HBB away and pulls himself up, Alloy now connects with swift, hard punches to the chest and mid-section of HBB! Alloy headbutts HBB right in the face knocking HBB back but Alloy lifts HBB up and connects with a SCOOP SLAM! HBB laying on his back as Alloy connects with a HUGE Legdrop straight into the chest of HBB! That may have winded HBB who rolls onto the floor, trying to catch his breath but Alloy having none of it and rolls out following HBB and lifts HBB up onto his feet and SENDS HBB CRASHING SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! That has to hurt as HBB is roaring in pain but tries to pull himself up using the apron but Alloy charges at him but HBB WITH A DROP TOE HOLD SENDING ALLOY CRASHING FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP OF THOSE STEEL STEPS!! Alloy falls to the mat as HBB tries to regroup
Deadprez: HBB lifts Alloy up and connects with more knife edged chops to the chest of Alloy who falls back onto the railing as HBB laying in more fists to the face of Alloy but Alloy kicks HBB in the mid-section and SUPLEXS HBB ONTO THE TOP OF THAT RAILING!! BACK FIRST HBB CRASHES INTO THE RAILING AND FALLS INTO THE CROWD!! HBB is trying to pull himself but Alloy grabs him by the hair and DRIVES HBB’S FACE INTO THE RAILING!! Alloy drags HBB over the railing and rolls him into the ring, Alloy slides back in too and now covers HBB!!
ONE!!!…….TWO!!!……NO!! HBB KICKS OUT!!!
ETR: Alloy lifts HBB up onto his shoulders….Running powerslam by Alloy! But no…HBB drops down behind Alloy and leg chops Alloy onto one knee and now connects with a one handed bulldog on Alloy! HBB sits on the mat trying to regroup but Alloy is already getting back up, HBB kicks Alloy in the mid-section and goes for a snap DDT but Alloy slips out and takes HBB down with another clothesline! HBB quickly tries to push himself up but Alloy attacks HBB and lifts him up in the air…GORRILA PRESS FACEBUSTER!! Alloy now grabs the legs of HBB and CATAPULTS HBB INTO THE ROPES! BUT HBB GETS HIS FEET ON THE MIDDLE ROPE…SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ONTO ALLOY FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE!! Both men are down but HBB is getting to his feet as Alloy is pushing himself up and HBB headbutts Alloy but that doesn’t seem to bother Alloy who shrugs it off but HBB with another Headbutt and another! Alloy on groggy feet as HBB shoots him into the ropes as Alloy comes bouncing back
as HBB CONNECTS WITH A SPINEBUSTER!! HUGE SPINEBUSTER ON ALLOY!!
Deadprez: HBB again has to push himself up onto his feet and walks to the turnbuckles and climbs up to the top, HBB looks down at Alloy but Alloy gets to his knees and SHOVES HIMSELF INTO THE ROPES!! HBB loses his balance on the ropes and DROPS GROIN FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! Every male in the crowd here knows the pain HBB is dealing with here as Alloy climbs up the turnbuckle and starts ramming his elbows and headbutts into the back of HBB’s head trying to knock him out! Alloy now lifts HBB up in the air…SUPERPLEX CONNECTS BY ALLOY AS BOTH MEN CRASH HARD DOWN ONTO THE MAT!! HBB is clutching his back in pain as Alloy is trying to sit up, Alloy crawls over to HBB and again covers him, is this it!!
ONE!!!……TWO!!!…….HBB AGAIN KICKS OUT!!!
ETR: Alloy is going to need to do more than that to beat HBB! Alloy is too his feet as he sees HBB rolling out onto the apron trying to recover and Alloy goes through the middle rope and lifts up HBB on the apron going for another GORRILA PRESS FACEBUSTER!! But HBB drops down onto his feet and SUPERKICKS ALLOY!! Alloy crashes down onto the floor as HBB falls back down onto the apron…HBB eventually slides off the apron and picks up Alloy and connects with a SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE FLOOR!! Alloy hit the floor hard as HBB looks under the ring and pulls out a table! HBB tries to open up the table but Alloy to his feet clubs HBB from behind! Alloy drives HBB’s face into the table and now boots HBB in the mid-section and clubs him with another big right hand knocking HBB into the railing as Alloy connects with another Clothesline this time sending HBB over the top of the railing and again into the crowd as Alloy slides back into the ring
Deadprez: Alloy is in the ring regrouping after that superkick as HBB is using members of the crowd to help him back up onto his feet but Alloy sees this and runs off the ropes and….HITS A SUICIDE DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE CROWD STRAIGHT INTO HBB!! BUT HBB GOT A HOLD OF A CHAIR AND HELD IT UP AS ALLOY SMACKED FACE FIRST INTO THE CHAIR!! Alloy knocked over HBB but the damage has been done to Alloy who may be knocked out cold as HBB is smiling like he’s a kid in a candy store, HBB lifts Alloy up and sends him into the ring, HBB slides in too and hooks both legs of Alloy! It’s over!! Alloy has yet to move an inch!
ONE!!!…..TWO!!!………..THR—NO!! ALLOY ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!
ETR: HBB can’t believe it! I can’t believe it! Alloy is still in this as HBB rolls out off the ring and closes that table and slides it into the ring…HBB has bad intentions here as he again has to open that table up and stand it up on its legs, HBB now lifts Alloy up and throws him onto the table as HBB climbs up onto the top turnbuckle…HBB wants to end this now as he LEAPS FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH THE HEART BREAK ELBOW THROUGH THE TABLE!! BUT ALLOY MOVES OFF THE TABLE AT THE LAST MILSECOND AS HBB CRASHES AND BURNS THROUGH THE TABLE!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND OUT NOW!! Alloy is crawling towards those ropes as he lifts himself up via the ropes as leans on the ropes for a second trying to think of his next move..Alloy lifts HBB up from that broken wreck of a table and POWERSLAMS HBB onto the mat as the referee tries to get rid of that broken table from the ring
Deadprez: Alloy now climbs up the top turnbuckle and waits for HBB to get up onto his feet who is slowly doing so, both men are hurt badly but HBB is fully up onto his feet as ALLOY LEAPS FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE…COLD ROLLED STEEL CONNECTS!! STRAIGHT INTO HBB’S FACE!!! THIS KNOCKED OUT HBB LAST WEEK ON VOLTAGE AND WE MAY HAVE A NEW EAW CHAMPION AS HBB IS LYING MOTIONLESS ON THE MAT!! ALLOY DROPS OVER HBB FOR THE PIN!!
ONE!!!……TWO!!!…….THRE—NO!! HBB GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!
ETR: BAH GAWD!! NEITHER MAN IS GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT AS ALLOY LOOKS VERY MAD NOW! …Alloy lifts HBB up and sends him into the turnbuckles and charges at him, STINGER SPLASH BY ALLOY!! Alloy just crushes HBB in the corner as he drags HBB out off the corner and now grabs a hold of HBB’s head and LOCKS IN THE IRONCLAW!! ALLOY HAS IT LOCKED IN AS HE IS CRUSHING HBB’S HEAD!! HBB FALLS TO HIS KNEES AS ALLOY MAY MAKE HBB TAP OUT! BUT NO!! HBB ELBOWS ALLOY IN THE GROIN!! Alloy has to break the hold as he staggers back into the ropes as HBB stays on his knees trying to regroup here, that move took alot of HBB but he pushes himself back up and sends Alloy off the opposite side of the ropes and connects with a LEAPING FOREARM INTO THE FACE OF ALLOY!! Both men are down but HBB KIPS BACK UP ONTO HIS FEET!! HBB refuses to stay down as Alloy is slowly getting to his feet and HBB hits an inverted atomic drop on Alloy and Scoop Slams him down onto the mat!
Deadprez: HBB now climbs up onto the top turnbuckle and LEAPS CONNECTING WITH THE HEART BREAK ELBOW FINALLY! HBB DROVE HIS ELBOW STRAIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF ALLOY!! HBB now back to his feet gets to the turnbuckle and He’s tuning up the band! HBB stomps on the mat as this sell out crowd are on their feet, they know what’s coming up as Alloy is slowly pushing himself up onto his feet and HBB CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER…SWEEEEETTTT CHIIIINN MUUSSSIICCC CONNECTS!! RIGHT INTO THE JAW OF ALLOY WHO FALLS TO THE MAT AND HBB DROPS DOWN ON TOP OF HIM!! HBB HAS THE COVER ON ALLOY!! IT’S OVER!! IT’S OVER!!!
ONE!!!…..TWO!!!…..THR—NO!!!NO!!ALLOY GETS A SHOULDER UP!!!
ETR: HBB is in total shock! He doesn’t know what else will put Alloy down for the three count!…Alloy rolls out onto the apron trying to recover but HBB with a BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK that sends Alloy out onto the floor and Alloy rolls out onto the steel ramp, trying to get away so he can just get a moment to recover and get back into this match but HBB looks very pissed now, he’s still mad that Alloy kicked out and HBB climbs up onto the top turnbuckle as he looks down at Alloy who is a far bit away from HBB, Alloy is still on the ramp as HBB LEAPS FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE FOR ANOTHER HEART BREAK ELBOW ONTO ALLOY ON THE STEEL RAMP!! BUT ALLOY GETS HIS KNEES UP!! ALLOYS KNEES CRASH DIRECTY INTO HBB’S RIBS!! Both men are down on the ramp and HBB may be winded as he flew a long way to get to Alloy
Deadprez: Alloy pushes himself up and he grabs HBB up and drags him near the ring before DRIVING HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE RING FRAME!! That ring frame is made of nothing but wood and HBB had to go back first into it…Alloy rolls HBB back into the ring but Alloy goes over to the corner of the ring apron and oh no ETR! Alloy has that titanium bat! Alloy slides into the ring with that titanium bat in hand and he waits for HBB to get up as HBB is slowly…slowly pushing himself up and Alloy SWINGS THE TITANIUM BAT INTO THE RIBS OF HBB!! HBB falls onto one knee as Alloy SWINGS IT AGAIN…THIS TIME INTO THE BACK OF HBB’S HEAD!! HBB IS KNOCKED OUT!! HBB IS DOWN!! ALLOY DROPS THE BAT AND DROPS TO HIS KNEES AND TRIES TO TURN HBB’S LIFELESS BODY OVER, THIS IS IT!! ALLOY IS THE NEW CHAMPION!!
ETR: BUT LOOK DEADPREZ!! SOMEBODY JUST LEAPED THE RAILING AND SLIDE INTO THE RING…THATS…THAT’S…NICK ANGEL!! ANGEL PICKS UP THAT TITANIUM BAT AND SMASHES IT INTO THE BACK OF ALLOY!! ANGEL LIFTS ALLOY UP AND NAILS THE GROUND ZERO ON ALLOY!! THE RKO!! Alloy is down now and Nick said two weeks ago on Voltage, if Alloy didn’t come to him then Angel would come to Alloy and by god he has, Angel has just screwed Alloy out off the EAW Championship as Angel drags HBB’s lifeless body over Alloys and Angel is leaving the ring and walks up the ramp as the referee has no choice but to make the cover!!
Deadprez: BUT NO!!! ALLOY GOT A SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MILSECOND!! ALLOY WILL NOT GIVE UP THIS CHANCE TO BE EAW CHAMPION FOR ANYTHING!! And look at Nick Angel who’s standing up at the top of the ramp, He can’t believe Alloy kicked out…Angel’s face has turned white in fear and he just realizes what type of man he just tried to screw over!…HBB is starting to move, he doesn’t realize what happened but he crawls to the turnbuckle and pulls himself up…HBB is looking for another Sweet chin music and Alloy has gotten to his feet as HBB CHARGES OUT OFF THE CORNER…SWEEEEEEET CHIIN MUSIICCC AGAIN!! BUT ALLOY DUCKS UNDER IT!! ALLOY SWINGS HBB AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A SPIKE DDT ON HBB! What a war these men are putting on here…Alloy tries to sit up but he falls back down and now tries to get up along with HBB as both are just wrecked here
ETR: and Alloy connects with a big right hand to the jaw of HBB and HBB fires back with slap to Alloy! Both men trading fists to each others faces as they go back and forth but HBB has enough and leans back and SUPERKICKS ALLOY OUT OF NOWHERE! ALLOY FALLS TO THE MAT AS HBB FALLS ON TOP OF HIM!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!
ONE!!!……TWO!!!!……THR—NO!! ALLOY AGAIN KICKS OUT!!!
Deadprez: NO WAY!! HBB sits up on mat pulling at his hair not knowing what to do before he looks over at the titanium bat of John Alloy and HBB walks up and picks up that titanium bat…Alloy is slowly getting up to his feet and HBB SWINGS THE TITANIUM BAT INTO THE HEAD OF ALLOY!! BUT NO!! ALLOY KICKS HBB IN THE MID-SECTION!! HBB DROPS THE BAT AS ALLOY LIFTS HBB UP…PILEDRIVER BY ALLOY CONNECTS!! HBB GOT DROPPED ON HIS HEAD!! Both men are once again down but Alloy rolls out onto the apron and pulls himself up via the ropes, HBB is slowly moving as Alloy looks demented at HBB, HBB is slowly getting up as ALLOY LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH THE COOOOOOOOOLD ROLLLEEEEEDDDD STEEEEEEEL INTO THE BACK OF HBB’S HEAD!! HBB FALLS LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES DOWN ONTO THE MAT AS ALLOY QUICKLY COVERS HIS LIFLESS BODY!!! THIS IS IT!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
ETR: :O :O :O
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING CHAMPPPPPPPPIOOOOOOON….JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONHNNNNNNNNNNN ALLOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
Deadprez: ALLOY DID IT!! ALLOY BEAT HBB!! ALLOY IS THE NEW EAW CHAMPION!! I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF TALK AS THIS ARENA HAS ERUPTED INTO CHEERS!! I CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE THAT ALLOY HAS OVER CAME THE HEART BREAK BOYY!!
ETR: Calm down Deadprez! What an epic war these two took part in, Both men put everything on the line in this grueling match and Alloy has become the EAW Champion, despite Nick Angel trying to try to stop him! What a moment for John Alloy!
Deadprez: HBB is starting to wake up and he realizes he has lost the match to Alloy! HBB is too his feet and he SNATCHES the belt away from the referee who was going to hand Alloy the belt…HBB looks down at the belt for a moment before turning to Alloy and HBB hands Alloy the belt, Great sportsmenship by the now former EAW Champion! HBB extends an arm to Alloy and they shake hands and HBB is saying something to Alloy…I think HBB just said he wants a rematch!
ETR: What a great rematch that will be if it does happen but HBB now leaves the ring as Alloy climbs up the turnbuckle, celebrating his victory!
(Video package plays showing the Self Destruction of Team Starr including the events of Starr’s match earlier tonight.)
(Camera shows many different ladders positioned around ringside and up the ramp, all different sizes)
(Camera shows the New Breed championship hanging 15ft above the ring before heading back to the ring announcer)
Ring announcer: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a ladder match and it is for the EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!! In this match up, there will be no pinfalls or submissions and the only way to the win the match is climb up a ladder and takes down the belt hanging above the ring!
(Devan Dubian’s theme hits)
Ring Announcer: first from Dubai, United Arab Emirates weighing in at 176 pounds, he is the co-holder of the EAW New Breed championship and the National Extreme Champion…..DDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVAN DUUUUUUUUBBBBBBIIIIIIIIANNNNNN!!!!
ETR: We finally get to see this match, Dubian and Hessian have been co-holding the New Breed titles for a few months now and it’s just been under the past few weeks that these two men have been getting at each other, mainly this man right here Dubian who has become real cocky in himself since winning the National Extreme championship at pain for pride 4
(Chris Hessian’s theme hits)
Ring Announcer: Next his opponent from Chi-Town, Illinois weighing in at 205lbs, he is also the co-holder of the EAW New Breed championship….CHRRRRIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HESSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: This one promises to be an all-time classic and while this match maybe favoured more for Dubian who likes that high-flying style, I wouldn’t put it past Hessian or even doubt him, this man can strike just as hard as anybody in EAW and you know he will want to hurt Dubian in this match
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
ETR: Both men are in the centre of the ring now staring at the title before they start trash talking in and HESSIAN SMASHES A FOREARM RIGHT INTO THE JAW OF DUBIAN!! THIS MATCH IS ON!! Hessian with a flurry of roundhouse kicks to the chest of Dubian back peddling him into the ropes and now shoots Dubian off the ropes and goes for a DISCUS ELBOW SMASH!! But Dubian ducks under it; Hessian quickly turns to face Dubian but Dubian with a LEAPING ENZURGI INTO THE SIDE OF HESSIANS HEAD!! Hessian on groggy feet but Dubian now with a hurricarana on Hessian who falls out onto the apron. Hessian is pulling himself on the apron but Dubian with a missile dropkick onto Hessian which sends him out onto the floor!
Deadprez: Dubian slides out too and lifts Hessian up but Hessian with another roundhouse kick to the chest of Dubian and now Hessian drives Dubians head straight into the apron! Hessian now grabs one of the ladders at ringside and closes it before lifting it up…BUT DUBIAN DROPKICKS THE LADDER INTO HESSIAN!! Hessian is on the floor with the ladder on top of him as Dubian jumps up onto the apron and HITS A MOONSAULT OFF THE APRON INTO THE LADDER CRUSHING HESSIAN!! Both men are down in pain here but Dubian manages to get up onto his feet as is Hessian but Dubian throws Hessian over the railing and into the crowd! Dubian gets up onto the top of the railing and waits for Hessian to get back up…HURRICARANA BY DUBIAN OFF THE RAILING ONTO HESSIAN INTO THE CONCERETE FLOOR!! WOW!!
ETR: Dubian getting back to his feet grabs a chair from one of the fans and positions it near Hessian; Dubian starts walking up the crowd and waits for Hessian to get up who is slowly making it up to his feet as Dubian charges and LEAPS OFF THE CHAIR, CROSSBODY INTO HESSIAN!! BUT HESSIAN CATCHES HIM IN HIS ARMS, EXPLODER SUPLEX INTO THE RAILING!! DUBIAN CRASHES BACK FIRST INTO THE RAILING!! Hessian now hops over the railing and drags Dubian over with him…Hessian now grabs Dubian by the hair and THROWS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! These men are just beating the living hell out off each other and Hessian now slides the ladder into the ring and sets it up in the middle of the ring
Deadprez: Hessian is climbing the ladder but Dubian is fighting through the pain of those steel steps and gets back in the ring and HE PUSHES THE LADDER OVER AS HESSIAN GOES FLYING CHEST FIRST INTO THE ROPES!! Dubian is not done with Hessian as he grabs that ladder and starts RAMMING IT INTO THE CHEST OF HESSIAN!! Dubian not done yet as he lifts up the ladder and leans it up against the turnbuckle and grabs Hessian by the legs and CATAPULTS HESSIAN INTO THE LADDER!! Hessian falls to the mat as Dubian runs up the leaned ladder….MOONSAULT OFF THE LEANED LADDER!! BUT HESSIAN GETS HIS KNEES UP RIGHT INTO DUBIANS RIBS!!! Dubian is rolling on the floor as Hessian is using the ropes to pull himself up and lifts Dubian up to; Hessian unleashes a load of forearm shots and THROWS DUBIAN BACK FIRST INTO THE LADDER!!
ETR: Dubian falls out onto the floor and Hessian follows him out off the ring, the title maybe on the line but these men want nothing more than to hurt each other as well and Hessian now grabs Dubian by the head and drives his head into our announcers table! Dubian now staggers back as Hessian grabs him in a waist lock…RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE FLOOR!! Hessian now grabs a ladder from ringside and bridges it up against our Voltage announcers table and the ring apron, Hessian lifts Dubian up and POWERSLAMS HIM ONTO THE BRIDGED LADDER!! Dubian falls off the bridged ladder on the other side as Hessian follows him and lifts Dubian up for a snap suplex but Dubian blocks it and lifts Hessian up…FACEBUSTER ONTO THE FLOOR BY THE DUBIAN!!
Deadprez: What a counter! Dubian is pulling himself up and he walks over to the timekeeper and grabs the steel chair and now waits for Hessian to get to his feet before CRACKING THAT CHAIR INTO THE HEAD OF HESSIAN!! Hessian falls to the floor as Dubian slides in another ladder into the ring before setting it up in the middle of the ring, there’s two ladders in the ring now but anyway..Dubian is CLIMBING the ladder slowly, He’s in massive amount of pain but he’s slowly making his way up! Dubian is half-way up the ladder but Hessian is using the apron to get up and he has the steel chair in hand and HE THROWS IT RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF DUBIANS HEAD!! Dubian is staggered on that ladder as Hessian rolls in and slowly climbs up the same side as Dubian, Hessian now has Dubian on his shoulders….POWERBOMB OFF THE LADDER BY HESSIAN!!! BUT DUBIAN COUNTERS IT IN MID-AIR INTO A HURRICARANA!! HURRICARANA OFF THE LADDER!!
ETR: Hessian crawls to the bottom of the turnbuckle as Dubian is pulling himself up…Dubian has the chair in hand as he charges at Hessian and HITS A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK INTO THE STEEL CHAIR WHICH SMASHES INTO THE FACE OF HESSIAN!! Dubian drags Hessian out off the corner and lifts him up onto his feet…TWIST OF FATE BY DUBIAN!! BUT HESSIAN SLIPS OUT AND SENDS DUBIAN INTO THE LADDER AND DUBIAN LEAPS UP ONTO THE LADDER, WHISPER IN THE WIND ON HESSIAN!! BUT HESSIAN QUICKLY GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR AND SWINGS IT INTO DUBIAN!! Dubian rolls in pain on the mat as Hessian on is on knee trying to recover as Dubian is slowly getting up, Forearm shots by Hessian and Hessian whips Dubian into the ropes, DISCUS ELBOW SMASH BY HESSIAN!! BUT DUBIAN DUCKS IT AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK!! Hessian falls into the turnbuckle dazed as Dubian moves away the standing ladder and pulls the other one near the centre of the ring, Dubian now charges at Hessian in the corner…MONKEY FLIP BY DUBIAN OUT OFF THE CORNER AND HESSIAN LANDS BACK FIRST INTO THE LADDER!!
Deadprez: Great move by Dubian who now drags Hessian back onto the ladder and closes the standing ladder before placing it on top of Hessian, Hessian is sandwiched between the top ladders as Dubian climbs up onto the top turnbuckle, Dubian going very high risk as HE LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE CONNECTING WITH A FROG SPLASH INTO THE LADDER WHICH CRUSHES HESSIAN!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!! Dubian just hurt himself to make sure Hessian is out. Dubian is on his knees clutching his ribs but he pulls himself back up and takes off the top ladder and now drags Hessian off the bottom ladder and just throws him away, Dubian now sets up bottom ladder and STARTS CLIMBING IT!! DUBIAN SLOWLY CLIMBS UP THE LADDER AND IS GETTING HIS WAY UP TO THE BELT, DUBIAN IS JUST A FEW STEPS AWAY FROM THE BELT BUT ETR LOOK!! HESSIAN IS ON HIS KNEES AND JUST PUSHES HIMSELF INTO THE LADDER KNOCKING IT OVER AS DUBIAN FLIES INTO THE TOP ROPE GROIN FIRST!!!
ETR: Every man in the arena here knows just what pain Dubian is feeling right here as he is on the top rope still as Hessian is slowly back up onto his feet and Hessian charges and BOOTS DUBIAN HARD IN THE HEAD!! Dubian falls off the top rope and onto the floor as Hessian is catching his breath in the ring. Dubian is slowly making his way back to his feet as Hessian runs off the ropes and CONNECTS WITH A SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE STRAIGHT INTO DUBIAN!! BOTH MEN CRASH THROUGH THE RAILING!! THE HINGE OF ONE OF THE RAILINGS CAME OFF AS DUBIAN AND HESSIAN CRASHED INTO IT!! Hessian is now getting to his feet and drags Dubian off the railing and lifts the part of the railing that came off and bridges it between the apron and another part of the railing, Hessian now slowly lifts up Dubian and CONNECTS WITH A FLURRY OF FOREARM AND ELBOW SHOTS!!
Deadprez: Hessian now lifts Dubian onto the bridged railing and slides back into the ring, Both these men just want to hurt each other as much as they possibly can as Hessian climbs up onto the turnbuckle as Dubian has not moved once, Hessian looks around the crowd who are their feet waiting for Hessian and he LEAPS FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO DUBIAN THROUGH THE RAILING!!! BUT NO!!! DUBIAN MOVED OFF AT THE LAST SECOND AND HESSIAN CRASHED THROUGH THE RAILING!! OOH MYYYY GOOOOOODDDD!! HESSIAN IS DEAD!! HE HAS TO BE! Dubian is lying on the floor looking at Hessian who is lying in that broken railing and he’s smiling, He knows now he has this in the bag! Dubian crawls to the apron and uses it to get up onto his feet and he slides back into the ring!
ETR: Dubian slowly lifts the ladder back up and sets it up in the middle of the ring; Dubian looks up at the belt before climbing it, Dubian is slowly making his way up the ladder…Dubian is fighting through a hell of a lot of pain here as he climbs up the ladder, Dubian is half-way up the ladder but LOOK DEADPREZ!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? HESSIAN IS PULLING HIMSELF UP ONTO THE APRON! HESSIAN IS SLIDING INTO THE RING AS DUBIAN IS IN SHOCK; HESSIAN IS GETTING TO HIS FEET AS DUIBAN LEAPS FROM HALF-WAY OFF THE LADDER WITH A CROSSBODY ONTO HESSIAN!! HOW THE HELL WAS HESSIAN EVEN MOVING?!!? Dubian is now landing in multiple shots to the face of Hessian! Dubian back onto his feet, He had to leap from the ladder or otherwise be thrown off by Hessian…Dubian now pulls Hessian up and throws him into the ring, Dubian now with roundhouse kicks to the chest of Hessian, Dubian now takes a few steps back and charges with a MISSILE DROPKICK INTO THE CORNER!! BUT HESSIAN MOVES OUT OFF THE WAY AS DUBIAN CRASHES INTO THE CORNER!! Hessian now grabs the other ladder and places it in front of Dubian on is on his feet in the corner and STARTS POUNDING ROUNDHOUSE KICKS INTO THE LADDER WHICH IS CRUSHING DUBIAN!! HESSIAN IS PUTTING EVERY BIT OF STRENGTH HE HAS INTO THOSE KICKS!!
Deadprez: Hessian removes the ladder and takes Dubian out off the corner who just falls to the mat after being pounded by that ladder, Hessian places the ladder by the turnbuckle again and lifts Dubian up onto his feet…RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE LADDER!! BUT DUBIAN WITH ELBOWS TO THE FACE OF HESSIAN!! HESSIAN LETS GO OFF THE WAIST LOCK AND DUBIAN CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING ENZIGURI!! Hessian falls to the mat as Dubian grabs the ladder and throws it onto the mat, Dubian puts it on its side and now grabs the standing ladder and closes it, Dubian places the ladder on top of the sided ladder to create a type of seesaw with the ladders, Dubian grabs Hessian and places him face first at one end of the seesaw ladder as Dubian climbs up onto the top turnbuckle…oh god NO!! NO!!! DUBIAN WITH A DIVING FOOT STOMP ONTO THE OTHER END OF THE LADDER AS THE OTHER END FLIES UP AND SMASHES FULL FORCE INTO HESSIANS FACE!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!
ETR: JESUS H. CHRIST!! HESSIAN IS LYING ON THE APRON COVERING HIS FACE…WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF DAMAGE DUBIAN JUST DID TO HESSIANS FACE!! Dubian is lying on the mat holding his legs which he hurt while doing the diving foot stomp into the ladder but look at Hessian!! The Apron has become a bloody mess as blood is just pouring out off his nose and forehead! Dubian may have just broken Hessians nose and god knows what else he has just done but Hessian is wearing a crimson mask and he’s covered in blood! Dubian back onto his feet isn’t done with Hessian as he rolls him into the ring and has removed that seesaw, Dubian has a ladder on the mat and SMASHES HESSIANS FACE INTO THE LADDER!! REPEATIVE SHOTS INTO THAT LADDER MAKING HESSIANS FACE EVEN WORSE!!
Deadprez: Dubian now leaves Hessians face on the ladder as he walks over and picks up that steel chair, Dubian walks back over to Hessian and has an evil look on his face…CON CHAIR TO ONTO THE LADDER!! BUT HESSIAN ROLLS OUT OFF THE WAY!! Dubian not pleased with that as Hessian moves out onto the ropes, trying to pull himself up onto his feet but Dubian SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO THE BACK OF HESSIAN!! Hessian is facing Dubian as Dubian SWINGS THE CHAIR AGAIN THIS TIME INTO THE FACE OF HESSIAN!! BUT HESSIAN MOVES OUT OFF THE WAY AS DUBIAN SWINGS THE CHAIR INTO THE ROPES AND THE CHAIR BOUNCES BACK INTO HIS FACE!! Dubian falls onto the mat as Hessian is trying to recover and he lifts up the ladder and set’s it up in the middle of the ring, Hessian is NOW CLIMBING UP THE LADDER! HESSIAN IS HALF-WAY UP THE LADDER BUT DUBIAN IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THE LADDER NOW!
ETR: DUBIAN IS CLIMBING UP THE LADDER; BOTH MEN ARE NOW IN A RACE TO GET TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER!! BOTH MEN TRADE BLOWS ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER! HESSIAN SMASHES DUBIANS FACE INTO TOP OF THE LADDER AND NOW REACHES FOR THE BELT BUT DUBIAN WITH A SHOT TO THE RIBS OF HESSIAN!!DUBIAN NOW WITH MORE FISTS INTO HESSIANS FACE!! HESSIAN THOUGH WITH KICKS TO THE SIDE OF DUBIAN!! HESSIAN AGAIN SMASHES DUBIANS FACE INTO THE LADDER, HESSIAN NOW LIFTS DUBIAN UP…SUPERPLEX OFF THE LADDER!! HESSIAN SUPERPLEXS DUBIAN 15FT OFF THE LADDER STRAIGHT INTO THE MAT!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AND OUT!!
Deadprez: Neither man is moving as they are just lying there on the mat but Hessian is slowly crawling towards the ropes, Hessian is using the ropes to push himself up onto his feet and he falls back into the ladder! HESSIAN AGAIN CLIMBS THE LADDER!! HESSIAN SLOWLY PUSHES HIMSELF UP EACH AND EVERY STEP UP THE LADDER! A BLOODY HESSIAN IS GOING TO DO IT! HESSIAN IS JUST INCHES AWAY!! HESSIAN IS ON TOP OF THE LADDER AND HE’S ABOUT TO PULL THE TITLE DOWN!! BUT LOOK ETR!! LOOK!! DUBIAN IS ON THE TOP ROPE AND HE HITS A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK INTO THE LADDER!! THE LADDER KNOCKS OVER AND HESSIAN FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND THROUGH THAT LADDER HESSIAN BRIDGED BETWEEN OUR TABLE AND THE ARPON EARLY IN THE MATCH!!
ETR: OOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD!! BUT WAIT A MINUTE??!!? HESSIAN TOOK DOWN THE BELT JUST MILSECONDS BEFORE DUBIAN KNOCKED THE LADDER OVER!! THE TITLE IS LYING ON TOP OF HESSIAN’S BROKEN BODY!!! HE DID IT!! HESSIAN IS THE SOLE HOLDER OF THE NEW BREED TITLE!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and the SOLE HOLDER of the EAW New Breed Championship….CCCCCCCCCHRRRRRRRIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: What a match that was ETR! Both men put everything and more in this brutal, brutal ladder match. That is how much the New Breed championship meant to both of these men, god knows what it have been like if it was for the world title!
ETR: That’s true, both men really did go all out but somebody needs to check on Hessian whose face is just covered in blood and who knows what injuries he may have, after going that ladder plus more but congrats to Hessian, who is now the sole holder of the New Breed Championship!
(No Regards promo plays)
(Camera fades to the arena as RRS’s music hits.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first…THE RATED R SHAMAN OF SEEEEXXXYYY!!!
(Kevin Devastation’s music hits as he rides down on his Harley.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent…KEVIN DEVASTATIOOOONNN!!!!!
(LC’s music hits as he walks out with the AWC title.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing last…THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION…LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
SB: Lethal Consequences backs into his corner and Kevin begins to walk over to him but RRS goes towards Kevin ad pushes him away so he can get to LC but Kevin shoves RRS to the ground and is whaling away at LC in the corner!
BWS: But RRS gets up and shoves Kevin to the ground and then goes at LC! But Kevin comes back and throws RRS away again and goes at LC! Both of these men want a piece of LC but RRS gets up and turns KD as LC slumps in the corner.
SB: Kevin goes to throw a punch BUT RRS IS SETTING UP FOR THE KANADIAN KILLA?!?! ALREADY?!?! But Kevin rolls over and gets away from it and gets up only to receive a knife edged chop from RRS, but Kevin throws one back…
BWS: RRS throws one back at him…They’re trading blows! But RRS takes control and hits three in a row, sending Kevin back against the ropes. But Kevin hits a knee to RRS’s gut and tries to whip him into the ropes, but RRS reverses into his own Irish whip.
SB: But Kevin runs right into LC, sending LC through the ropes! Now RRS throws a couple punches and then goes for a coop slam but Kevin slides over the top of RRS and gets behind him. Kevin gets him down with a headlock but RRS breaks free and wraps his legs around Kevin’s neck!
BWS: Both of these men appear to be equally matched! Now Kevin roles up and onto RRS and that’s a cover! ONE!!… TWO!!!…… But RRS keeps the hold and tries to reverse it to his own pin!
SB: But he’s unsuccessful and they both get to their feet. RRS goes for a backslide pin but Kevin breaks away and turns around for a punch BUT RRS IS TRYING TO LOCK IN THE SHARPSHOOTER?! RRS GOING FOR HIS SIGNATURE SUBMISSION!
BWS: But KD reverses it into a roll up! ………..1 …………….2 …………………But RRS kicks out and both get back up to their feet.
SB: KD goes for another punch but RRS ducks under yet again AND GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! But KD locks the leg and blocks it and throws two elbow shots to the temple and then applies a headlock but RRS TURNS IT INTO A SUPLEX WITH A BRIDGE!
BWS: COVER! ………..1 ………………..2 …………………..BUT KD KICKS OUT!
SB: Now they both get up quick but KD hits a clothesline knocking RRS off his feet BUT OUT OF NOWHERE LC hits a HUGE CLOTHESLINE ON KD! LC is back in this and he begins to stomp on RRS’s head.
BWS: LC gets RRS up and throws a hard right hand and then goes back to KD and throws a boot and then another right hand and hits hard Irish whip into sending KD over the top rope! But KD is holding on barely as LC goes back to work on RRS.
SB: They’re trading chops and shots but LC is backed into the ropes and but LC whips RRS to where KD was but KD is back in the ring and throws RRS over the top rope and now only KD and LC are in the ring!
BWS: LC throws a right hand but KD blocks it and now KD throws a punch and another and whips him into the ropes and on the rebound, KD hits back body drop on LC! LC begins to get up but KD controls with chops to LC’s chest, backing him to the corner.
SB: Now KD whips LC into the ropes…wait, KD is whipped into the ropes and LC goes for a clothesline but RRS ducks…BUT LC COLLIDES WITH A HELLACIOUS CLOTHESLINE!! THE COVER! …………………1 …………………..2 ………………….and….. …………………………..BUT KD KICKS OUT AT 2 AND A HALF!
BWS: LC gets up but he goes over to the side of the ring where RRS is getting up on the apron. RRS rams his shoulder through the ropes into LC’s midsection once…twice…but LC lifts a knee and clocks RRS with it!
SB: That’s gotta hurt! RRS falls to the floor and LC leaves the ring to go after RRS. He applies a bear hug to RRS on the outside but the rams RRS spine-first into the side of the ring…
BWS: BUT OUT OF NOWHERE KD HITS A BASEBALL SLIDE INTO LC AND RRS, KNOCKING THEM OVER! KD climbs to the top rope now as LC and RRS begin to get up AND HITS A MOONSAULT LANDING ON TOP OF BOTH OF HIS OPPONENTS!
SB: WHAT A BIG MOVE AND IT PAID BIG TIME! All three men are laid out on the outside and KD is the first one up but it takes awhile! He rolls LC into the ring and slides in for the pin! ………….1 ……………..2 ………………….But LC kicks out!
BWS: KD gets LC back up and backs him into the ropes then whips him into the ropes again but LC hits dropkick on KD! KD tries to get up quick but he’s groggy and LC sets up for Acid Reign but he’s having trouble executing it!
SB: But RRS comes in and hits a dropkick on LC. LC falls back and RRS unleashes on KD! He tries to hit that German suplex again but KD locks the leg and blocks it but RRS throws shots at KD’ back and the back of his head and then…
BWS: THROWS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST! KD is hurting and RRS is in control now as he goes over to LC and gets him up and throws some punches and then capitalizes with a snap suplex!
SB: LC gets up using the ring ropes and is in the corner as RRS throws hard chops and goes to Irish whip LC but LC reverses and whips RRS into the corner and RRS smashes into the turnbuckle and off the rebound LC lifts him up and carries him to the next corner…
BWS: AND DROPS HIM ON HIS BALLS ONTO THE STEEL TURNBUCKLE! RRS’S IN A LOT OF PAIN and is tied to the tree of woe! RRS dangling down and LC goes over to KD and whips him into RRS!!! AND THEY COLIDE!
SB: THE SHOULDER THAT WAS DRIVEN INTO THE STEEL WAS JUST DRIVEN INTO RRS! KD Falls back! LC covers!
ONE!!.. TWO!!!!….. And kickout!
BWS: And KD is brought to his feet and pressed against the ropes. His shoulder may be seriously injured but LC whips him into RRS AGAIN! WAIT! KD WHIPS LC INTO RRS AND RRS HITS KNEE INTO LC’S FACE! KD WITH A ROLLUP! …………..1 ………………2 …………………..But LC kicks out!
SB: RRS is untied though and KD gets to his feet and is throwing punches at LC. LC whips KD into the ropes though and LC goes for a clothesline but KD ducks and then hits CROSSBODY ON LC!
BWS: KD pushes himself up… BUT RRS CLOTHESLINES KD OUT OF THE RING and meets LC who’s getting up with a German suplex! And now an elbow drop from the big man! He’s getting back into control!!
SB: LC down and RRS is going to the top rope for what might be a Diving Headbutt! But when he stands at the top rope KD knocks his feet out from under him and RRS falls over that rope groin first once again! Gotta feel bad for that man!
BWS: Now KD turns towards LC, waiting for him to get up AS HE CHARGES FOR KD! RUNNING STO! BUT LC REVERESES IT AND HITS THE SNAP DDT as KD rolls out of the ring!
SB: RRS is still looking to go up top but LC goes over to stop him and trades blows with RRS. LC tries to climb up but RRS knows that LC has evil intentions on his mind but LC eventually gets to the second rope and he hits a headbutt…
BWS: AND NOW A SUPERPLEX BY LC! RRS CRASHES TO THE CANVAS! LC rolls over on top of RRS for the cover, this could do it! ………….1 …………….2 ………………..But RRS kicks out of that one!
SB: LC tries another pin but it’s a two count once again. He’s getting frustrated and is throws closed fists to the had of RRS while RRS is down. RRS could be busted open at any moment now!
BWS: LC stops though and gets up as the crowd begins the “Lets go RRS” chants.. These guys are into the show!
SB: RRS begins to get up and LC and RRS are trading blows in the center of the ring. LC shoves RRS into the ropes and RRS bounces back as Lethal Consequences is setting up for what looks like The Stroke!
BWS: BUT RRS GRABS LC AND BRINGS HIM INTO A HEADLOCK… AND NOW A THUNDEROUS SPINOUT FACEBUSTER!!!… RRS HOOKS THE LEG, BUT KD IS ABOUT UP TO HIS FEET!!! HERE HE COMES!!
ONE!!!…— BUT KD IS THERE WITH A LOW DROPKICK TO BREAK THE PIN!!
BWS: Quite ironic since KD just saved LC but it’s every man for themselves here! KD gets RRS to his feet and RRS throws a wild punch but KD ducks and takes RRS down with a Gutwrench Suplex!!
SB: And he goes for a second but RRS wraps around and hits his own! And RRS hits ANOTHER ONE on KD now! And RRS has one thing on his mind and it’s climbing to the top rope! He’s climbing now and he’s at the top as he DIVESSSSSS!!!!
BWS: AND HITS THE STIGMATA! THE CORKSCREW MOONSAULT HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING ONTO KD! RRS WITH A COVER NOW! HOOKS TH LEG! ………………1 ……………………..2 ………………and…….. …………………………..KD BARELY KICKS OUT!
SB: And RRS is shocked but keeps moving! He gets KD up and whips him into the ropes but KD bounces back and hits a BIG BOOT that sends RRS through the ropes!
BWS: KD is down and LC is using the ropes to lift himself as KD kips up for the second time in this match and as LC charges, KD hits the atomic drop. Then he hits a clothesline, bounces off the ropes and hits another clothesline.
SB: He’s getting momentum going as LC gets up and KD this a scoop slam. And now KD wants to connect a big move as he goes to the top rope and looks down at his opponent and goes for a diving legdrop AND CONNECTS!
BWS: And KD should go for a cover! RRS’s out of the ring and KD…flips LC onto his stomach and grabs his arms AND APPLIES THE STRANGLEHOLD!!! STRANGLEHOLD APPLIED ON LC BY KD!!!
SB: KD HAS THE HOLD AND LC IS NOWHERE CLOSE TO THE ROPES! HE MIGHT TAP HERE! HE MIGHT HAVE TO! KD IS SCREAMING OUT FOR LC TO JUST TAP ALREADY!
BWS: BUT OUT OF NOWHERE RRS COMES INTO THE RING WITH THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AND BASHES IT OVER KD’S HEAD! And KD rolls out of the ring but LC begins to get up as he and RRS trade blows. RRS throws the world title out of the ring.
SB: And now RRS goes towards the turnbuckles I hope setting up for the Stigmata here. And RRS jumps up and….LC CATCHES RRS WITH TWO KNEES TO THE GUT, AND RRS STANDS HOLDING HIS STOMACH AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES JUMPS TO HIS FETT AND…CONSEQUENCES CUTTER!!!!!
BWS: And LC is gonna do it, Lethal Consequences is standing above RRS and he goes for the pin…wait no he doesnt, he looks around now and sees The Answer World Title is…around the neck of Kevin Devastation as he sits on his harley and starts riding to the top of the stage?!?!?!
SB: LC slides outta the ring and starts up the ramp as Kevin raises his right fist in the arm as he always does when he leaves a match. And LC is getting close and…A WALL OF FIRE SHOOTS UP AS HIGH AS CAN BE ENGULFING THE STAGE IN FLAMES KEEPING LC AWAY FROM HIS WORLD TITLE.
BWS: FOLKS THAT STAGE IS BURNING…..AND THE FLAMES ARE FINALLY GOING DOWN AND….KEVIN DEVASTATION IS GONE????? The Answers World Title is laying on Kevins harley facing the ring as you can see the letters D.O.A are scorched into the face of the belt. LC grabs the belt and see’s RRS is almost to his feet!
SB: RRS sprints down to the ring and BASHES the title right over the skull of RRS!!! THE PIN!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner…AND STIIIIIIIIIILLL ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION…LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!
Stew: Oh god! LC has done it! LC has retained his AWC and in amazing fashion! But I gotta ask…what the hell was Kevin Devastation thinking? And RRS…he’s gotta be a little disgruntled about these turn of events! What’s going to come of all this?!!?
HYC: Due time bro, due time…but up next we have a match that may be even more brutal than this! The Tag titles are on the line next!
(Video Package of ADV and Bank’s destruction plays.)
Ring Announcer: This match is a tag team contest and it’s for the UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
(CM Bank$ music hits as he comes out with ADV with the crowd booing loudly)
Ring Announcer: And the challengers, at a combined weight of 478 POUNDS…. THE TEAM OF ALEXANDER DA VINCI AND CM BANKS!!!
Stew: Ever since the 2011 EAW Draft, these two have been a force to be reckoned with. They have been brutally attacking extremists and setting a message that they may be the most dominate team to ever exist in EAW.
HYC: Yeap, but now they get a chance to prove how much of a dominate team they are by facing one of the better teams in EAW also, the Sons of Mayhem!
(Sons of Mayhem music hits as they come down to a mixed reaction)
Ring Announcer: And coming in next at a combined weight of 477 POUNDS… THEY ARE THEUNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… EDDIE MACK AND MR. SMYTH… SONS OF MAYHEMMMMM!!!
Stew: It’s do or die for both of these teams, it’s time to start off this match… right here! RIGHT NOW! LET’S DO IT…
(Ding! Ding! Ding)
HYC: So I guess we’re going to kick off this match with CM Bank$ and Eddie Mack!
Stew: Banks and Mack face each other toe-to-toe as Mack looks frustrated at him… Both men lock up and Mack throws Banks across the ring into the turnbuckle then charges for him but Banks moves out of the way quickly, leaving Banks to run right into those turnbuckles then fall onto the canvas!
HYC: Now Banks has a chance to be the first one with some offense! He kicks Mack right in his skull then bounces off the ropes and uses both feet and plants them right into his face!
Stew: He grabs Mack now, and hits a HUGE uppercut, dropping him back onto the canvas, as he stares over at Smyth for a second but then he pulls Mack back up and hits a piledriver! Now he grasps the head of Mack nto a headlock but he can’t hold it in tightly…
HYC: Mack uses his forearm and starts slamming it back and forth into the gut of Banks as he releases the hold, and now Mack swings a HUGE right hand into Banks face that you can hear it loudly throughout the arena! But Banks gets back up quickly afterwards, but only to meet face to face with a huge uppercut now from Mack…
Stew: Mack starts trying to recover himself, then goes over and tags in Smyth! Who emergently steps into the match; he picks up Banks and hits DDT onto the mat! Then he grabs Banks and pulls him into the middle of the ring, then starts stomping on his body parts. Smyth looks to very aggressive against two huge competitors such as ADV and Banks… But now Smyth picks him up again and Irish whips him into the turnbuckle and then runs up with a huge clothesline that knocks Banks down again!
HYC: … Smyth continues to stay all over Banks, he rolls outside of the ring for a moment and takes one of Banks’ right leg and pulls it toward the ring post then he starts attacking it trying to twist and turn it! He stops and BAM! He pulls it back and forth hitting the ring post! Banks is in major pain right now…
Stew: Smyth rolls back inside the ring then he goes over and tags in Mack… He comes jumping over the ropes and hits a spinning wheel kick then covers him!
ONE! TWO! But Banks kicks out right after two!
HYC: I think Banks needs to tag in ADV now; he’s standing over there, ready to enter this match, but not as long, if Mack keeps pounding away on him! HE is brain chopping on Bank$’ SKULL right now… He stops for a second then hits a German Suplex onto the canvas!
Stew: Looks like Mack is going up top now! What is he attempting??!
HYC: He’s about to drop down for the FLYING HEATBUTT! AND H—-
Stew: WAIT! ADV COMES OVER AND PUSHES MACKOFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND MAKES HIM DROP ONTO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
HYC: Mack is laid out! Smyth decides to jump into the ring and clothesline ADV! But ADV jumps off the ring apron and steps back as Smyth looks down at him…
Stew:… Meanwhile, Banks gets up holding his right leg then rolls outside of the ring and grabs Mack and whips him right into the ring post as Mack’s forehead bounces off that post hard that you can actually feel his pain right now!
HYC: He is grabbing his face, but Banks pulls him up and he starts pounding on that forehead, trying to bust it open!
Stew: It’s not working but CM Banks motions Mack’s head into his body and he hits the DEVIL DDT RIGHT ON THE FLOOR! Now Mack is bleeding a little
HYC: On the other side of things, Smyth heads back to his corner, while Banks tosses Mack back inside the ring for a cover!
ONE! TWO! But Mack kicks out!
Stew: Banks rushes over now and finally tags in ADV, who comes storming in and he hits a clothesline on Mack then another one as he rises up… But Mack gets up again and goes for clothesline himself! ADV ducks though and bounces off the ropes and then hits a Running Highknee Strike! Now ADV goes for the cover! This could be it!
HYC: But Smyth rushes in and drags ADV off of Mack! ADV sparks up quickly and tries to attack Smyth but Mack surprising rolls ADV up!
ONE! TWO! But ADV kicks out quickly!
Stew: ADV rolls back up kicks Mack in his kneecaps then tries to Irish Whip him onto the ropes but Mack reverses and ADV goes bouncing off the ropes but he ducks under as Mack attempted a clothesline, however though, He comes back to meet up with PLAY OF THE DAY!!! PLAY OF THE DAY BY EDDIE MACK!!
HYC: and now Mack then tags in Smyth as he tries to recover himself, and Smyth goes in and tackles ADV back onto the mat then pulls him up for a backbreaker! Now he covers him!
ONE! TWO! But ADV kicks out again.
Stew: The crowd is standing behind our Unified Tag Champions, as Smyth spikes him up for the german suplex! But NO! ADV reverses it and he motions around for the Inverted DDT! Smyth’s face comes down face first on the canvas!
HYC: Now ADV is ready for THE LAST STAND!!! But Mack steps back into this match and he turns ADV around!… But CM Banks comes off the top ropes and hits a flying clothesline which connects onto Mack!
Stew: Smyth is up now though and he turns Banks around and goes for the TIGER SUPLEX! BANKS SLAMS HARD RIGHT ON THE MAT!
HYC: But, before he can turn around, ADV HITS A SPINEBUSTER ON SMYTH AS HE FALLS DOWN ON THE MAT!!!
Stew: ADV is now in position to end this match as he a waits for Smyth to get back up for the LAST STAND!! BUT WAIT… MACK IS BACK UP AND HE HITS THE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP ON ADV!! MACK NOW PULLS SMYTH’S ARM AND LAYS IT ACROSS ADV…
HYC: But ADV kicks out! Another kick out by the challenger, but Mack is getting very frustrated now as he goes outside of the ring and grabs a steel chair! Mack is now rushing inside the ring with the chair and he’s about to plant it right over ADV’s skull…
Stew: ADV gets up as he turns around but Banks grabs the chair out of Mack’s hand as he SWINGS IT AT MACK IN AN INSTANT!! BUT MACK DUCKS AS IT KNOCKS ADV RIGHT IN THE SKULL!! AND BANKS CAN’T BELIEVE IT…
HYC: Banks turns around and Mack catches him in the IMACKULATE!!! HE HAS BANKS ON HIS SHOULDERS BUT BANKS USES THAT CHAIR AND HE PRESSES IT INTO MACK’S CHEST… MACK DROPS BANKS AS SMYTH TURNS BANKS AROUND AND GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Stew: But Banks counters as he lifts Smyth onto his shoulders for GTR!!!… AND MACK GRABS ADV AS HE GETS UP INTO THE IMACKULATE!!! BOTH BANKS AND MACK HAVE THEIR OPPONENTS UP FOR THE GO TO SLEEP FINISHER!!! AMAZING!!…
HYC: AND BANKS HITS THE GTR ON SMYTH AS MACK HITS THE IMACKULATE ON AD—WAIT A MINUTE! ADV IS ABOUT TO COUNTER AS HE KICKS MACK IN THE GROIN AND HITS THE LAST STAND!!! THE LAST STAND AND MACK IS OUT!!
Stew: The team of Banks and ADV has laid out our Unified Tag Team Champions but they aren’t even pinning them… They’re just standing over them as they glare at each other with a sick look on their faces…
HYC: ADV heads outside of the ring as he digs under the ring and pulls out that sledge hammer… Banks has that steel chair in his hand, as ADV gets back inside the ring… This doesn’t look good for our tag champions.
Stew: BANKS LIFTS THAT STEEL CHAIR AS HE CONTINOUSLY BATTERS SMYTH BACK AND FORTH ON THE MAT!!!… MEANWHILE MACK GETS BACK ONTO HIS FEET AS ADV YANKS THAT HAMMER INTO HIS CHEST THEN SWINGS THE TOP OF THE HAMMER ONTO HIS BACK!!! MACK FALLS ONTO HIS KNEES AND BANKS FINISHES HIM OFF BY TAGGING THAT CHAIR TO HIS BACK AS HE FALLS…
HYC: WHAT BRUTALITY!! I DON’T THINK THEY’RE FINISHED EITHER… ADV lifts Mack back up as Banks smashes that chair onto his SKULL!! EDDIE IS BUSTED OPEN NOW AS BANKS CONTINUES TO HAMMER SHOTS TO HIS SKULL WHILE HES DOWN ON THE MAT…
Stew: ADV gets himself back into the action as he lifts Smyth up AND HE GOES FOR THE LAST STAND ON HIM ON THE CHAIR AS BANKS LAYS IT DOWN UNDER THEM!!! SMYTH’S HEAD SMACKS INTO THAT CHAIR AS YOU CAN HEAR IT THROUGHOUT THE BUILDING….
HYC: This is just sickening… Oh shit… I can’t believe… Now Banks holds that chair on top of Mack’s face and ADV is about to swing that sledge hammer onto it!!
Stew: SOMEBODY STOP THIS!! THIS WILL CAUSE TOO MUCH DAMAGE… MACK AND SMYTH ARE HOPELESS RIGHT NOW AS ADV SWINGS THAT HAMMER AND IT BANGS HARD ONTO MACK’S FACE!! MACK IS SCREAMING IN AGONY AFTER THAT SHOT…. I CAN’T EVEN BARE TO WATCH THIS ANYMORE.
HYC: Well don’t look now because Smyth is next as Banks holds that chair onto his face and ADV SWINGS IT AGAIN AS YOU CAN SEE A DENT INTO THAT CHAIR NOW… SMYTH IS BUSTED OPEN HIMSELF… BOTH MEN ARE SERIOUSLY HURT AND IN CRITICAL CONDITION…
(Banks rolls outside of the ring again, taunting the EAW fans as they boo loudly… He grabs the Unified Tag Championships and wipes the blood from Mack and Smyth’s face on them as he hands ADV the other belt as he slides inside the ring)
Stew: What a disgrace… and look at them, they’re proud of themselves, they’re happy of what they just did.
(ADV and Banks lift up the belts high in the air, as EAW’s Medical staff unit comes down to tend to Mack and Smyth as Banks and ADV head out the ring and rushing backstage)
HYC: I guess the match is done, but where are they going with the belts?! (Banks and ADV are shown walking through the curtain and they charge through Maria’s office door)
Maria*looks up quickly*: What the?! (ADV and Banks slam the bloody Unified Tag Team Championship belts over her desk as ADV starts laughing)
Banks: I suggest you make bigger plans, because we are better than this shit… and I promise you, if you don’t take those matters to task, then we will have much, MUCH more blood on our hands. (Banks grins at Maria as they leave out of her office, leaving Maria in despair)
(Camera fades to the arena.)
Ring Announcer: This next match is scheduled for one fall…and it is for the EAW WOOOOOORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAAAAAAAMPIONSHIP!!!!
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MswO8aPnIVo )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first from Jersey City, New Jersey, weighing in at 221 pounds…THE HUMAN CODEX…EXTRRREEEEEEEEMEEEEE EEEEEENIGMAAAAAAA!!!!
Stew: A man who tore his way through the finals of the World Heavyweight Championship Tournament on Showdown taking out both Scott Diamond and Mr. Insult! He’s come a long way since his loss to HBB back at Pain for Pride; perhaps tonight could be the night EE wins his third World title here in EAW – the first in over a year!
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWkIpv_nqco )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent from Seattle, Washington, weighing in at 236 pounds…Y….2….IMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTTTTT!!!!!!
HYC: And here we have Y2Impact; the most accomplished man in EAW history! Multiple mid-tier titles, multiple tag team titles, and five – count em – five world title here in EAW. This man is a gold hog! But even with those accomplishments to his name Y2Impact will not pass up a shot to add one more world title to his resume against a man he’s never faced before.
(Both star’s entrance music dies down as Extreme Enigma and Y2Impact face off in the middle of the ring standing nose to nose.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew: Oh my goodness…this crowd is absolutely buzzing as these two Hall of Famers square off in the middle of the ring for the first time ever! Extreme Enigma steps back and extends his hand! :O Impact is contemplating what to do here…this could be a trap knowing EE. And Imp accepts it! But he immediately pulls EE in for a headlock! Impact is wrenching the hold in as EE uses his body weight to push him off into the ropes! EE drops the mat but Imp hops right over hitting the ropes once more charging back with a Gore!
HYC: But EE shows off his hops jumping completely over Imp who hits the ropes once again but this time hands on! EE notices and charges forward for a clothesline…but Imp pulls down the top rope! EE flies over but hangs on, standing on the apron! Imp notices this and goes for a big right hand! But EE sends a shoulder block to the gut of Impact through those ropes followed by a clubbing blow right to the jaw sending Imp staggering back! EE waste no time and he springboards off the top rope! But Impact rolls to the outside and EE lands on his feet!
Stew: Impact turns around thinking he escaped danger…BUT HERE COMES EE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES TAKING IMPACT DOWN! EE jumps to his feet screaming toward the crowd! EE rolls Imp into the ring, catching his breath before he rolls in himself…but look! Imp comes bouncing off the ropes nailing a dropkick right to the head of EE! Imp hurries into the cover looking to end this one early! But EE kicks out before one and hops to his feet immediately locking up with Imp once again! EE backs Imp into the corner…
Stew: And EE is unloading! Shot after shot into the face of Impact! This is brutal! Finally EE lets up and pushes away the referee in aggression before walking back over to continue the assault—OH! But Imp gets a foot up connecting right to the face of EE who steps back only to charge forward again…but Impact slips in between the ropes and EE crashes into the turnbuckle! But Impact isn’t done as he follows up Pendulum Kick! EE clutches his head as he stumbles back and Imp climbs to the top rope…DIVING CROSSBODY CONNECTS!!!
HYC: EE is down as Imp jumps up and looks at EE in the middle of the ring…he’s in the perfect position…Imp runs and springboards off the middle rope!…LIONSAULT CONNECTS!!! Imp goes for the pin!
…But EE kicks out!
Stew: Imp waste no time debating a finish as he rolls to the outside and goes under the ring…what’s he thinking here? Oh god! Imp’s got himself a steel chair in hand! Imp tosses it in the ring and reaches under the ring grabbing another chair…but look here! EE bounces off the ropes and nails a baseball slide sending that chair smashing into the face of Impact sending him crashing into the guardrail! But EE isn’t done here as he takes the chair Imp tosses into the ring and sets it up in front of the ropes…oh no this can’t be good…Imp makes it to his feet…
HYC: AND EE BOUNCES OF THE ROPES BEFORE SPRINGBOARDING OFF THAT CHAIR HITTING A LEG LARIAT ON IMPACT SENDING BOTH MEN CRASHING THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!! GOOD GOD BOTH EE AND IMPACT ARE LAID OUT AND THEY TOOK A COUPLE FANS WITH THEM!!! EE makes it to his feet pushing fans out of the way as he goes under the ring…and pulls out not one but TWO 20 Foot Ladders and slides them into the ring! EE goes back to Imp who’s barley come to and grabs him, Irish Whipping him right into those steel steps! BUT NO! Imp reverses it and EE crashes spine first!
Stew: Imp catches up and rolls EE into the ring following close behind. EE gets to his feet and throws a wild punch which Imp easily ducks following with an Atomic Drop! Imp grabs the chair from earlier in match and bashes it across the back of Enigma sending him falling to his knees! Imp reaches back and wedges the chair in the corner turnbuckle before charges forward an sending a mean kick right to the side of EE’s skull! Imp sees EE is down and grabs his legs! Imp is going for the Walls of Impact! But EE has this well scouted as he kicks away!
HYC: Impact goes falling back into the ropes and EE hops to his feet! Impact bounces back and it met with a kick to the gut! TWIST OF HATE!!! EE IS GOING FOR THE TWIST OF HATE TO END THIS…AND IT CONNECTS!!! NO! IMP SPINS OUT OF IT AND NAILS THE CODEBREAKER!!! NO!!! EE REVERSES ONCE AGAIN GRABBING IMPS LEGS AS HE CRASHES INTO THE MAT…HE’S GOING FOR THE CODEX CLOVERLEAF!
Stew: But just as EE did to him, Impact kicks EE away sending him falling into the corner crashing spine first into that chair Imp set up! Impact hurries to his feet and runs full speed for a shoulder thrust to EE…BUT ENIGMA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND IMPACT GOES HEAD FIRST RIGHT THROUGH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!! EE grabs Impact pulling him backward out of the corner and…THE BACKSTABBER!!! THE OLDEST MOVE IN THE CODEX CONNECTS PERFECTLY ON IMP AS EE HOOKS THE LEG!!!
…But Impact powers out!
HYC: Enigma isn’t letting it faze him as he grabs on of the ladders he brought and places it laying down in the middle of the ring! EE grabs Impact and lines him up with that ladder…what the? OH! SNAP SUPLEX TO IMPACT SENDING HIM CRASHING ONTO THAT STEEL LADDER!!! EE steps on Impact as he walks over and climbs to the top rope! We all know what he’s going for here! If he can connect this match is all but over…AND HE JUMPS…FALL FROM GRACE CONNECTS!!!… ONTO THAT STEEL LADDER BECAUSE IMPACT ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY EE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS IMP MAKES THE COVER!
….But EE gets a shoulder up!
Stew: Imp covers his face with his hands before rolling to the outside and looking under the ring…what’s Impact looking for here? He’s got himself a table and he’s setting it up on the outside! Imp has it all ready but look! EE has meanwhile set up a ladder inside the ring! Imp sees this and hops up onto the apron only to be knocked right back down by EE who follows up with a Corkscrew Crossbody taking Impact out!!! EE grabs Impact and rolls him onto the table before re-entering the ring…and he’s scaling that ladder! He can’t be thinking…EE is at the very top!
HYC: But look! EE loses his balance for a quick second and this gives Impact time to gain wherewithal and roll off the table! Imp slides into the ring and runs up the ladder…AND HE JUMPS?!!? OH MY GOD!!! IMPACT JUST HIT A CODEBREAKER ON EXTREME ENIGMA FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! HOLY HELL THAT’S A 20 FOOT FREEFALL!!! THE LADDER CLOSES AND LAYS LEANING ON THE TOP ROPE!!! IMP IS CRAWLING…MAKE THE PIN IMP…MAKE HISTORY!!!! AND HE DOES…THE COVER!!!
…BUT SOMEHOW EE KICKS OUT!!!
Stew: Impact can’t believe it! He’s in complete shock! Imp stands up for a moment before a look of complete anger overtakes his face and he crawls on top of EE nailing shot after shot into the head and face of Extreme Enigma before finally letting up and sending two kicks square to his face. Imp grabs EE and slumps him over the middle rope…Imp is pumping up as he runs bounces off the ropes as he goes for the lariat…BUT LOOK! EE GRABS ONE LEG OF IMPACT AND SWEEPS THE OTHER! EE HAS THE LEGS, HE CROSSES THEM…THE CODEX CLOVERLEAF!!! THE CODEX CLOVERLEAF IS SYCHED IN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND IMPACT HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!!
HYC: Impact is crawling! He’s using all he can to pull forward! HE CAN’T MAKE IT! IMPACT CAN’T MAKE IT!!! IMPACT HAS TO GIVE UP!!! IMPACT HAS TO TAP OUT!!!..BUT NO!!! IMPACT POWERS FORWARD TOWARD THAT LADDER LEANING ON THE ROPES…What the hell? Impact is crawling up that ladder! EE has the CodeX Cloverleaf locked in tighter than ever and Impact is using all the strength he has to climb that ladder!!! IMPACT HAS MADE UP HALF WAY UP…BUT HE CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! IMPACT TAPS OUT!!!
Stew: NO! WHEN IMP GOES TO TAP HIS OWN WEIGHT TIPPED THAT LADDER SENDING BOTH HE AND EXTREME ENIGMA TO THE OUTSIDE!!! Both men are down and neither one seem to have gained solid control of this match! I thought it was over for a second there! Both men slowly make it to their feet and begin trading punches…back and forth until finally Impact is getting the upper hand! A right hand! And another! But then out of nowhere EE hits a kick to the gut of Imp! EE connect with a solid right hand before reaching into the crowd and grabs a fan by the neck ripping off his gold chain! EE wraps it around his hand…
HYC: AND HE CRACKS IT RIGHT ACROSS THE JAW OF Y2IMPACT SENDING HIM FLYING BACK TO LEAN ACROSS THE GUARDRAIL! EE climbs to the top rope and looks down at Impact on the outside…WHISPER IN THE WIND CONNECTS!!! NOOOO!!! IMPACT CATCHES THE LEG OF EE IN MID AIR AND GRABS THE OTHER ONE…WALLS OF IMPACT!!! WALLS OF IMPACT ARE LOCKED IN ON THE OUTSIDE!!! EE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!! SCREAMING FOR MERCY AS IMPACT WRENCHES IN THE SUBMISSION! EE’S HAND IS UP HE HAS NO WAY OUT OF THIS!
HYC: ENIGMA ISN’T GIVING UP! HE’S FIGHTING ONWARD…BUT IMPACT DROPS A LEG AND NOW HE CHANGES THE HOLD INTO A LION TAMER!!! EE HAS NOWHERE TO GO! NO CHOICE…AND EXTREME ENIGMA TAPPED OUT!!! EXTREME ENIGMA TAPPED OUT!!!……………………BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER! THEY’RE ON THE OUTSIDE! Impact releases the hold and lets out a battle cry before going under the ring and pulling out another table, sliding it into the ring. What’s Impact thinking here? Impact sets up the two ladders in the ring about five feet apart and now he’s got that table.
Stew: Impact sets that table on top of the two ladders making a bridge of some sorts! What could he be thinking here? Impact turns around to—OH MY GOD!!! IT’S EE!! EE IS IN THE RING AND HE KICKS IMP IN THE GUT…TWIST OF HATE CONNECTS ON IMPACT RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! EE ISN’T FINISHED THOUGH! EE HEADS TO THE TOP ROPE ONCE AGAIN…FAAAAAAAAAALL FROOOOOOOOM GRAAAAAAAAACEE!!! IT CONNECTS FLUSH ON IMPACT! THE COVER!!!
…BUT IMPACT GOT HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!
HYC: Extreme Enigma can’t believe it! The Human Codex is distraught…he can’t believe his eyes! What does he have to do to put Impact away? EE rolls over and lifts Impact to his feet…EE Irish whips Imp into the corner and lifts him to the what’s EE thinking here…both EE and Impact are on the top rope…EE looks down at the table Imp set up on the outside…HURRICANRANNA!!! GOOD GOD EXTREME ENIGMA JUST HIT THE HURRICANRANNA ON Y2IMPACT TO THE OUTSIDE SENDING HIM RIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ONCE AGAIN!!!
Stew: Extreme Enigma stumbles to his feet as he uses all the strength in his being to lift Impact’s lifeless body up and into the ring! Finally EE does it and rolls Imp into the ring…EE tiredly rolls in behind him and stands up…BUT LOOK! IMP COMES FROM OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A LAST DITCH EFFORT…CODEBREAKER!!!! CODEBREAKER CONNECTS!!! IMP CRAWLS WITH ALL OF HIS HEART, ALL OF HIS SOUL FOR THAT PIN…AND HE GETS IT! ONE ARM!!!
…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! SOMEHOW EE KICKS OUT!!!
HYC: IMPACT IS STUNNED! IMPACT IS JUST LYING THERE, ABSOLUTLEY AWED! HE’S PULLED OUT EVERY TRICK IN HIS ARESENAL! AS HAS EE AND NEITHER OF THEM WILL SAY DIE! EE is laying damn near unconscious as Imp gets up and goes on to continue this assault…BUT LOOK! EE grabs Imp by the tights and pulls him through the ropes sending him to the outside! EE and Imp both make it to their feet…AND EE RUNS WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY ON IMPACT!!! BUT IMPACT CATCHES EE IN MIDAIR AND NAILS A FLAPJACK RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!
Stew: EE is out like a light as he lay slumped over the Announcers table…Impact lifts EE’s entire body onto the table and he heads to the ring apron…what the hell is this? Impact is looking back at Extreme Enigma…oh no Imp…DON’T DO IT…AND HE DOES!!! LION SAULT FROM THE APRON ALL THE WAY TO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE SENDING BOTH HE AND EE CRASHING THROUGH!!! BOTH MEN ARE LAID OUT AND I’M SURPRISED EITHER CAN MOVE!! Slowly Imp make sit to his feet and grabs EE lifting him to roll him in the ring! This could be it…but wait…Imp stops…Imp wants to make sure EE stays down!
HYC: Imp is headed with way and…uh oh…Imp has grabbed the EAW World Championship! The same title he’s held four times in his career! AND HE CHARGES AT EE FULL SPEED TO BUST IT OVER HIS HEAD…BUT EE NAILS A DROPKICK TO THE KNEE! Impact drops the championship into the ring and Extreme Enigma runs for the hills with Impact hot on his trail! Enigma hops off the entrance ramp and begins climbing a ladder…that’s the ladder leading to the rafters above the ring…WHAT’S THIS GUY THINKING?!?! EE is climbing the ladder leading into the rafters that are 40 foot above the ring and Impact is right behind him!
Stew: EE and Imp have made it onto the rafters! They’re in a dangerous predicament 40 feet above the ring! EE has nowhere left to go as he reaches back to punch Impact only to be met with a HUGE uppercut! Enigma is staggered! He’s inches away from falling to the end of his career as we know it! Imp just needs one more big move…STEP UP ENZUGURI!!! STEP UP ENZUGURI CONNECTS ON EXTREME ENIGMA WHO GOES FALLING BACKWARD OFF OF THE RAFTERS 40 FEET TO THE FLOOR..IMP RAISES HIS ARMS IN VICTORY! IMP IS SMILING FROM EAR TO EAR…BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO EE!?!?!
HYC: Wait a minute…LOOK! IT’S EE! EE HUNG ON AS YOU SEE HIM CRAWLING BACK ONTO THE PLATFORM…AND IMP IS BASKING IN GLORY! HE DOESN’T EVEN REALIZE EE’S STILL HERE!!! EE gets to his feet and flips Impact around loading him onto his shoulders! What the hell is EE going for here?!?! EE walks with Impact on his shoulders to were he’s right above the ring looking down on the bridge Imp created with Two Ladders and a Table………and….oh no…NO EE! DON’T DO IT! YOU’LL END YOUR CAREER! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T DO IT!!! EE DOES HIS GUNZ HAND GESTURES…
Stew: AND HE JUMPS WITH IMPACT ON HIS SHOULDER 40 FOOT FROM THE RAFTERS….AND EE NAILS A FALL FROM GRACE WITH IMPACT ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE RIDE AND THEY BOTH GO CRASHING THROUGH THAT TABLE BRUDGES ACROSS THE LADDER!!! HOLLY FUCKING HELL!!! THERE’S A DENT IN OUR RING FOLKS!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW! TWO HUMAN BODIES JUST CRASHED THROUGH THIS TABLE AND THROUGH OUT RING FROM 40 FUCKING FEET!!! HOLY SHIT! THESE MEN ARE DEAD! THESE MEN ARE HURT!!!
HYC: NEITHER MAN HAS MOVED A MUSCLE SINCE THAT SACRIFICAL FALL FROM GRACE!!! EE DELIVERED THE MOVE BUT HE CRASHED HEAD FIRST THROUGH THAT TABLE!!! THEY COULD BE DEAD….I JUST…WE NEED SOME HELP OUT HERE!!!
(The referee checks on both motionless men before calling for the bell and screaming, pleading for medics to come out.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: This match has been ruled a draw by way of no contest.
(Camera shows EMT’s tending to both Extreme Enigma and Y2Impact for over ten minutes before finally Impact rips away from the medics and clutches the World Heavyweight Championship. Imp grabs a microphone and pulls himself to his feet barley able to stand.)
Y2Impact:….I…. *nearly falls over in pain*…I came here tonight to win my fourth World Heavyweight Championship…and…and now the match is over I have something much, much better. I had the match of a lifetime…I was able to do what I love and I was able to do it better than anyone else with someone who took me to my limit.
(Camera shows Extreme Enigma looking up at Impact as he slowly rips his neck brace off and tries to stand.)
Y2Impact: I fought until neither of us could continue and I did it in amazing fashion. Which is why tonight I would like to formally announce to all of you watching…this was my last match here in EAW. Tonight a great career, a great match, and a great legacy comes to an end. But this…*looks down at the world title* I don’t need this again. I proved here tonight why I am truly the best in the world at what a do. So Extreme Enigma…
(EE gets up and staggers over to Impact with very limited movement.)
Y2Impact: Tonight you earned this bro…and that’s why tonight…you should have it. Thanks for the championships. Thanks for the moments. And thanks for the memories. Thank you EAW!
(Impact hands the championship over to Extreme Enigma who stands there in shock and as much pain as he’s in. Impact walks up the ramp as his music plays and he stands at the top of the ramp looking back. Extreme Enigma’s music plays as he takes a bow and lays the EAW World Heavyweight Championship in the middle of the ring and he walks up the ramp.)
Stew: We’ve had an amazing night ladies and gentlemen; this has been EAW Midsummer Massacre. Stew O and Hey Yo Chico signing off. *All announces stand up clapping*
(Extreme Enigma meets Y2Impact at the top of the stage and shares a handshake and an embrace with his fellow extremist. The two stand at the top of the stag with their arms raises as the screen fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes)