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( Flashes of MVM, Robbie V, POWER and Dark Demon winning the King of Extreme crown plays )
Narrator: To be extreme is not for the normal man…
( Highlights of the some general extreme moments of 2012 play, including Zack Crash hitting HBG with a Crash Test off a ladder, Chris Hessian stomping HBB in the groin with barbed wire, ADV spearing Scott Diamond off the Dynasty stage and Hurricane Hawk hitting Jaywalker with the Vilematic from the stage onto the E.G.O car plays )
Narrator: But to be the KING of extreme? …
Narrator: You have to be willing to go that extra mile…
( Highlights of Prince of Phenomenal vs. Colin Kaline play with POP hitting the Fatal Cross from the top of the Glass Wallz with a flaming baseball bat onto Colin play )
Narrator: You must be absolutely ruthless in your approach …
( Highlights play of Devan Dubian vs. MosesX at Midsummer Massacre with Dubian lighting Moses on fire )
Narrator: There should be there no boundaries that you will go to in order to accomplish your goal …
( Highlights play of Jaywalker vs. ADV with Jay knocking ADV off the ladder and into the barbed wire cell )
Narrator: That killer instinct MUST run through your blood…
( Highlights play of Eddie Mack vs. Colin Kaline in a last man standing with Mack stabbing Cole in the forehead several times with a railroad spike )
Narrator: You must be willing to sacrifice your life …
( Highlights play of Kawajai vs. Mr.DEDEDE with Kawajai throwing DEDEDE off a 90ft titantron )
Narrator: But in the end, its all worth it …
( Flashes of Mak, Captain Charisma and Dark Demon all cashing in King of Extreme to win their world titles )
Narrator: The battle to be king commences …
( Highlights play of Methuselah and Liam Catterson’s battle through the King of Extreme tournament )
Narrator: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!…
( Camera pans into Oakland Coliseum as a parade of pyro begins to shoot up through the stage of black, red and blue as it blasts down the ramp and blasts through the ringposts as Yelawolf appears on the stage with Kid Rock and begins to perform ‘Lets Roll’ )
( The camera pans to see the King of Extreme crown hanging above the ring )
( Camera pans to The Heart Break Gal and WWEFan at the commentary table )
Fan: WELCOME …TO THE FIFTH ANNUAL KING OF EXTREME!!! LIVE FROM THE OAKLAND COLISEUM, THE BATTLE TO BE KING COMMENCES HERE LIVE TONIGHT!!! I’m WWEFan, joined by the always lovely Heart Break Gal for the first FPV of 2013 inside this jam-packed arena as either Methuselah or Liam Catterson will be crowned the fifth King of Extreme in EAW history, can Methuselah win it to prove that Methuselah is the most dangerous persona of Mr.DEDEDE or will Liam Catterson follow in the footsteps of the previous winner and become King of Extreme AND New Breed champion??
HBG: Yep and of course on the Showdown side of things, Jaywalker will have his first title defence against Scott Diamond in what could be very well a bloodbath over the World Heavyweight Championship and Zack Crash faces his biggest test against a very angry Dark Demon in a grudge match! But of course, over to the inferior-brand-because-HBG-isn’t-on-it, Dynasty!
( Camera pans to Stew-O and Masters at the Dynasty commentary table )
Stew-O: Well thank you for THAT HBG but lets not forget who won at Dynasty vs. Showdown and tonight Dynasty will keep its throne as Y2Impact will also have his first title defence against long-time rival and chairman, Ashten Cross for the Answers World Championship!
Masters: But we also have possibly one of the most anticipated matches in recent memory as Methuselah will face Prince of Phenomenal in what will be one hell of a fight, I don’t know how Methuselah will be able to cope with the challenge of facing both POP AND Liam Catterson in one deal.
( Highlights play of the Zack Crash vs. Dark Demon feud, showing Crash pinning Demon at RTR, Demon and Crashes segments on Showdown, Demon splitting Suicidal Adrenalines as a tag team and Crash helping Cameron Ella Ava beat Demon )
( Adrenaline by Shinedown plays as Zack Crash comes jogging out in black and red attire and sprints down to the ring, sliding in )
Ring Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Charleston, West Virginia… Weighing in at 225 pounds, HE IS THE EXTREME ADRENALINE JUNKIE, ZACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CRRRASSSHHH!!
HBG: Oh my, this man has made a sufficient impact here in Extreme Answers Wrestling. He has constantly worked and busted his ass for his career, and he finally showed his skill when he eliminated Dark Demon in the Extreme Elimination Chamber! And he still continues to turn heads left and right!
( Who Gonna Stop Me by Jay Z and Kanye West blares as Demon walks out in plain black attire and has an angry expression on his face as he walks down to the ring, rolling in )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Galway, Ireland, weighing in at 225 pounds… HE ISS, DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMONNN!!!
Fan: Hey! Dark Demon is one of the best competitors in this company too! He has had an ongoing bickering and fighting going on with Zack Crash, and it may steam from jealousy, or he it may just be that he’s a pissed off person, but who gives a hell? We have Zack vs. Demon, 225 pounds vs. 225 pounds, man vs. man, and a match for the ages.
( Ding Ding Ding )
HBG: Zack Crash charges at Dark Demon! He is unleashing fists all over the face of him, but Dark Demon gives a powerful shove and sends Zack into the corner… Dark Demon charges and drives his knee straight into his gut! Demon continues with the powerful knees, and he backs up as Zack comes tumbling out of the corner… AND DARK DEMON GOES FOR A HIP TOSS! BUT ZACK CRASH STAYS ON HIS FEET, AND PULLS DEMON IN… BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Demon gets up but Zack takes him down with a clothesline! He gets up again, but Zack with yet another clothesline… Demon gets up but he charges at Zack and… ZACK HOISTS HIM UP FOR A BODY SLAM! NO! HE GOES OVER TO THE CORNER AND POSITIONS DEMON IN THE TREE OF WOE! Zack quickly backs up… AND CHARGES, HITTING A STUNNING TACKLE INTO HIS GUT! And now Zack is unleashing roundhouse after roundhouse to the defenseless ribs of Dark Demon! Zack goes over to him and yanks him upwards, and puts him in a reverse side headlock… AND HE PULLS DEMON’S FEET OFF THE CORNER AND HITS A REVERSE DDT! Zack Crash is in complete control here as he lifts up Demon and seats him on the turnbuckle… He gets up there, whipping out right and left hands, and now he hoists him up… ZACK CRASH IS LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX! BUT NO, DARK DEMON SENDS A KNEE INTO HIS GUT, AND DRIVES AN ELBOW INTO HIS FACE! Zack is groggy and… DEMON TOSSES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! ZACK HITS IT HARD ON THE PADDING OUT THERE AS DEMON GETS READY… AND DEMON WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!
Fan: Excellent maneuver, and Demon is back in this thing! Dark Demon picks up Zack Crash and is dragging him over to our announce table! He is slamming his face into the table over and over again, and even more times! BUT ZACK CRASH WITH AN ELBOW TO HIS GUT! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! AND ZACK SNAPS DEMON ON TOP OF THE TABLE! Zack Crash walks over to the apron and lifts up the apron! He pulls out… A KENDO STICK!! THE KENDO STICK IS OUT AND HE WALKS OVER TO DEMON… AND SMACKS IT INTO HIS BACK AS HARD AS HE COULD! And now Zack is continuing the attack and he slaps it all over his body, look a hockey player doing a slap shot! Zack gets up behind him and places the kendo stick across his neck… Zack puts one hand on each end of the stick… AND HE DROPS TO THE GROUND AT THE STICK BREAKS IN HALF, SENDING SPLINTERS INTO DEMON’S THROAT AND CHEST! Zack Crash lifts up the weak Demon and rolls him into the ring, and now Zack Crash climbs to the top turnbuckle… He gets ready and… ZACK CRASH GOES FOR A MOONSAULT! A FIVE STAR MOONSA—DEMON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Zack holds his chest in pain, and Demon seems to be sore as well… But Dark Demon gets back up and runs over, sending a brute kick into Zack’s side! Zack gets up, but Demon drives his elbow into his face hard, and Crash tumbles frontwards into the corner… AND DEMON COMES UP BEHIND HIM, AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX! HE HOLDS IT FOR THE PIN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! KICKKKOUTTTT!!
HBG: Both men quickly spring up and charge at each other, locking up instantly! And Demon gets control as he pulls him into a side headlock, and now he gets ready to snap him dow—ZACK CRASH WITH A BACK SUPLEX! Dark Demon stands up and he gets into the corner, trying to regain his breath… BUT ZACK CRASH CHARGES AND HITS A GREAT DROPKICK INTO HIS CHEST! Demon is falling out of the corner as Zack catches him, and snaps him back with an underhook suplex! Zack continues to kick Demon until he stands up, and now Zack pushes Demon into the ropes… AND ZACK CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT DARK DEMON WITH A BACK BODY DROP! BUT ZACK LAND ON THE APRON, BUT DEMON DOESN’T REALIZE IT! Zack Crash scurries over to the corner and climbs up on top of it… AND ZACK CRASH WITH A LEAPING CROSSBODY TO THE UNAWARE DARK DEMON! Zack Crash tries to pin him, but Demon quickly rolls out of the ring, trying to catch his breath… AND ZACK CRASH CHARGES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE! BUT DARK DEMON SIDE STEPS AS ZACK HITS HIS HEAD HARD INTO THE BARRICADE, MAKING A POWERFUL THUD! Dark Demon grabs Zack Crash and pulls him up… and IRISH WHIPS HIM HARD INTO THE STEEL STEPS, AND ZACK GOES FLYING OVER IT!
Fan: Dark Demon pulls Zack Crash up to his feet and drags him over to the corner… AND HE STARTS SMASHING HIS FACE INTO THE CORNER OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Dark Demon has a mean streak going as he rolls Zack Crash into the ring, but Demon goes over towards the announcer and grabs a steel chair! Demon rolls in with his weapon, and he waits patiently for Zack to get to his feet… AND DEMON CHARGES AT ZACK! BUT ZACK WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK, WHICH CAUSES THE CHAIR TO SMASH INTO DEMON’S FACE! And Zack goes running off the ropes… SIGNATURE RUNNING SPEAR! NO! DARK DEMON WITH A ROLLING ELBOW AND ZACK IS DOWN ON THE MAT! HE COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! KICCCKKKOUTTTT!!
HBG: Dark Demon is extremely angered, and he yanks Zack Crash to his feet, and starts unloading the right and left hands! BUT ZACK CRASH WITH A KICK INTO HIS GUT! And he goes running off the ropes… BUT DEMON LOOKS FOR A LARIAT! BUT ZACK DUCKS UNDER IT AND LACES HIS ARM INTO POSITION… FLIP BOTTOM! FLIP BOTTOM! THE C4 CONNECTS AND NOW ZACK COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! KICCCKKOUTTTT!!
Fan: These two men are just pure athletes, warriors, and fighters. Zack Crash pulls Dark Demon up to his feet, and he throws a right hand! Demon responds with a right! Zack tosses a left, and Demon responds! Back and forth, back and forth, back fort—DARK DEMON KICKS HIM HARD IN THE GUT! And Demon goes running off the ropes… BUT ZACK WITH A BRUTE UPPERCUT AS DEMON COMES BACK! AND ZACK PULLS DARK DEMON ONTO HIS SHOULDERS…. HE HAS HIM READY FOR A BODY SLAM! BUT DARK DEMON WEIGHS HIMSELF DOWN, AND HE HAS HIM IN A REVERSE SIDE HEADLOCK… AND DARK DEMON WITH THE _#SWERVE!! _#SWERVE!! THE DEMON’S WELCOME CONNECTS AS DEMON HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEE—BUT ZACK KICKS OUTTTT!!
HBG: ZACK CRASH KICKED OUT AT THE VERY LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! Demon sits up as he rubs his forehead, frustrated that he cannot stop Zack Crash yet… Zack quickly crawls over to the corner and slowly gets up… DARK DEMON CHARGES FOR A BULLDOG! AND… ZACK SPINS AROUND AND SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS FACE! DARK DEMON IS COMPLETELY STUNNED AS ZACK SPINS HIM AROUND, AND HOOKS HIM IN… CRASH TEST! THE SPINNING UNPRETTIER… CONNECTS! OH MY LORD, ZACK HAS IT! HE PINS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
( Ding Ding Ding )
Ring Announcer: Your winner, ZACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK CCRASSSSSHHHH!!
Fan: CRASH DID IT!! FOR THE SECOND FPV IN A ROW, ZACK CRASH HAS PINNED DARK DEMON!!
HBG: YES! YES! YES! PRAISE BE TO ALLAH!! DEMON HAS LOST AGAIN!!!
Fan: This is HUGE victory for Crash, this is a BIGTIME victory for Crash, he has pinned the 2012 Extremist of the year TWICE! No screwjobs, no excuses, no flukes, Crash has beaten Demon by skill and skill alone! This time last year, Crash was resent back to Turbo, the only extremist to have been winning and doing well and get sent back to Turbo and now, one year later he has pinned the man who won King of Extreme.
HBG: 2013 could be a huge year for Crash, if he can pull off these types of victories, he could end 2013 as World Heavyweight Champion!
**Dark Demon is shown sitting at the bottom of the ramp with his hands in his head, in utter disbelief**
Fan: And what about Demon?? Where does he go from here now?? Have we potentially seen the last of Dark Demon??
HBG: Who cares about him (xd)!! This is ZACK CRASHES night! This is Zack Crashes breakout night! This is the night Zack Crash has established himself as somebody with unlimited potential in EAW, the FUTURE of Extreme Answerz Wrestling!
( Camera pans backstage to the Project E.G.O locker room as Prince of Phenomenal is shown putting on the finishing touches to his ring gear as the Heart Break Boy is writing on a white board, drawing a picture of Methuselahs body )
HBB: Alright so …this is Methuselahs body.
**HBB begins to draw an X on several parts of the drawing**
HBB: These are obviously his weak spots, so target them and target them well.
POP: I know all of this.
HBB: And your point is?? One does not simply just walk into a match without preparing against Methuselah, you just don’t. That’s what loser do and nobody in Project E.G.O is or EVER will be a loser.
HBB: Methuselah will not go down without a fight, he will not go down unless you force him to go down and POP, that is exactly what you will have to do. Force him to stay down. You have to do EVERYTHING within your power to make sure Methuselah is EDGED out of EAW, not for now, not for a few months, not for a year but FOREVER.
HBB: I NEVER WANT TO SEE HIS FACE IN EAW AGAIN, I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANY OF HIS PERSONAS, I DON’T WANT TO SEE THE ‘GAWD’, DIAMOND DALLAS DEDEDE, METHUSELAH OR NORMAL MR.DEDEDE, I WANT HIM GONE. GONE FOR GOOD.
HBB: AND YOU BETTER BEAT HIM POP, YOU BETTER MAKE SURE THAT HE DOESN’T SHOW HIS FACE HERE EVER AGAIN BECAUSE I SWEAR POP, I’M SICK OF HIM. AND IF YOU HAVE TO CRIPPLE HIM, IF YOU HAVE TO COMMIT MURDER ON WORLDWIDE TV, THAN YOU DO SO. WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THE JOB DONE. **HBB begins to cool himself down**
HBB: Look POP, I’m asking you …no …I’m DEMANDING you…to finish off the job that both me and Jay set in motion, this is what Project E.G.O was created for, this is what Project E.G.O stands for, to edge out people like him, to edge people who have no purpose, who have no RIGHT to be in EAW. Don’t forget that POP, don’t forget your roots. You aren’t fighting for just yourself here tonight, you’re fighting for ALL of Project E.G.O tonight.
**POP nods his head as he goes to tape his fist as Cleopatra and Christy Cruise walks into the room**
Christy Cruise: What up G’s?
HBB: We’re getting prepared for tonight, this is going to be the most important night in Project E.G.O’s life span; tonight we edge out Ryan Adams for good.
Cleopatra: Hopefully your skills in how to beat Methuseah is better than your skills at picking out women, I mean HBG of all people, Mike08 is better looking than her (hehe)….
HBG: …..
HBB: Yeah yeah, and I bet Troy lying in a hospital bed is soo much more attractive (roll)…
POP: Irregardless, tonight is the night we eliminate Methuselah and Scott Diamond, obviously Jay is getting ready for tonight?
Christy: mhm, we were having a pre-match celebration drink with him, god I hate drinking with Canadians, never shut up about how great that shithole is (NO)!!!
HBB: C’mon POP, we got to get going, the match is about to start.
**HBB and POP finish up and walk out the door but POP grabs HBB by the arm and stops him**
POP: I don’t want you to attack Methuselah tonight, I appreciate that you are in my corner…but don’t help me beat him down, don’t help me at all …this is my fight.
HBB: But what if you are in trouble? If you’re in trouble …I’m going to help you out.
POP: I won’t be.
*HBB reluctantly nods his head in agreement as both men walk out of the room**
( Camera pans to ringside )
( Highlights of the Methuselah/POP rivalry play )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
( The lights go out )
“I shoot the lights out”…
“Hide til’ it’s bright out”…
“Ohh just another lonely night”…
“Are you willing to sacrifice your life”…
( ‘Monster by KanyeWest hits as smoke begins to fill the ringside/stage area. Methuselah emerges from the smoke and sprints down the ramp wearing a t-shirt that says “_#FEARMETH” )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, weighing in at 235 pounds… METTTTHHHHHUUUUSEEEEELLLAHHHH!!
Stew: And here comes Methuselah competing in his first of two matches tonight with the other being of course the King of Extreme match itself… this feud between POP and Meth has gotten very physical and emotional… it all comes to a head here tonight!
Masters: And look at how sinister Meth looks tonight, even more so than usual… POP better watch out.
( ‘If I Had a Heart’ by Fever Ray hits as The Prince of Phenomenal makes his way to the ring with The Heart Break Boy )
Stew: BUT METH SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND HE AND POP BEGINNING TO TRADE BLOWS!! SHOTS!! RIGHTS AND LEFTS!! THE MATCH YET TO BEGIN, BUT THESE TWO ARE FULLY GOING AT IT!! HBB WATCHING ON, REMEMER WHAT POP SAID… HE DOESN’T WANT HBB TO LAY A HAND ON METH TONIGHT!! POP WANTS TO DO THIS BY HIMSELF!! POP MANAGES TO PUSH METH INTO THE BARRICADE AND CONTINUES TO REIGN DOWN SHOT AFTER SHOT, FOLKS I ASSURE YOU, THIS WILL BE A VERY, VERY PHYSICAL CONTEST!!… NO LOVE LOST TONIGHT!! POP GRABS METH BY THE HAIR AND ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING BEFORE ROLLING HIMSELF IN!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Masters: The bell sounds and the match has officially begun… Meth on his knees, making it to his feet… BUT POP RAISES HIS FOOT AND SENDS IT RIGHT INTO THE STOMACH OF METH WHO FALLS BACK TO THE CANVAS AGAIN!! POP NOW WASTING NO TIME AS HE HEADS OUT OF THE RING… POP sifting through everything under the ring, and he pulls out the kendo stick! POP now with the kendo stick in hand, enters the ring and begins to size up the opposition… METH MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND AS POP TAKES A SWING!! BUT NO!! IT’S DUCKED BY METH WHO NOW TACKLES THE KENDO STICK OUT OF HIS HAND AND SWIFTY KICKS POP IN THE STOMACH!!
Stew: POP clutches his mid-section as he bends forward… AND NOW METH UNLEASHES A SHOT WITH THE KENDO STICK RIGHT OVER THE BACK OF THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! METH RAISES IT UP AND DOES IT A SECOND TIME AS POP LETS OUT A SHRIEK… AND AS SOON AS IT FINISHES ESCAPING HIS MOUTH METH AGAIN LIFTS THE KENDO STICK UP AND SLAMS IT RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK!! POP IS IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE, THREE HARD, AND I MEAN HARD SHOTS RIGHT TO THE BACK… YOU CAN SEE THE MARKS THE KENDO STICK HAS LEFT ON THE BACK!! METH NOW AGAIN WITH A FOURTH SHOT!! THAT KENDO STICK HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DESTROYED, THANKFULLY FOR POP!!
Masters: Methuselah drops the shredded kendo stick and gets POP to his feet… HBB watches on with a bit of a worried expression on his face, he let goes a right shot which causes POP to backpedal into the turnbuckle… Meth now sets POP up on the top rope… OH GOD what is he thinking?! No one knows what he’s thinking! NOT EVEN METH KNOWS WHAT HE’S THINKING! Meth begins climbing the turnbuckle as well… POP is in trou—NO WAIT!! HE COMES TO WITH A RIGHT HAND, A HARD RIGHT HAND TO THE JAW OF METHUSELAH… AND HE CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER ONE, STARTING TO BUILD SOME MOMENTUM HERE!!
Stew: METH TRIES FOR A RIGHT HAND BUT POP DUCKS UNDER IT AND METH MISSES WILDLY!! AND NOW POP… OH POP!! HE LEAPS AND WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND THE NECK OF METH, AND NOW HE FORCES HIM DOWN INTO THE CANVAS!! POP JUST TOSSES METH HALF-WAY ACROSS THE RING WITH A HURRICANRANA FROM THE TOP ROPE!! POP’s bought himself some time… but when you’re facing someone like Methuselah, you have to stay on the offensive, there really is no room for breaks when going up against him, especially when you know he can strike with that Spear at literally any moment!
Masters: POP GETS TO HIS FEET AND CHARGES AT METH… HE CRACKS HIM IN THE JAW WITH A LEAPING KNEE.. AND THE MOMENTUM TAKES BOTH MEN CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE!! POP scrambles to his feet, Methuselah still down… POP again looks for something under the ring… THIS TIME POP PULLS OUT…OH MY… HE PULLS OUT THAT STEEL COVERED BIBLE!! THE SAME ONE THAT HE BROUGHT INTO THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION LAST MONTH!! HE GRINS AS HE STANDS… METHUSELAH WITH HIS BACK TURNED TOWARDS POP USES THE EDGE OF THE RING AS AN AID TO PULL HIM UP… HE TURNS AROUND… AND POP CRACKS THE BIBLE OVER THE SKULL OF METHUSELAH WHO HITS THE FLOOR ONCE AGAIN!! THE FORCE OF THAT SHOT ALMOST CAUSED THE BIBLE TO COME FLYING OUT OF POP’S HANDS!!
Stew: POP re-grips the bible… HBB’S SMILING AS POP’S CONFIDENCE CONTINUES TO GROW… HE MAY SENSE VICTORY!! Meth again makes it to his feet… ONLY TO BE TAKEN DOWN AGAIN BY ANOTHER SHOT FROM THAT BIBLE!! POP tosses the Bible into the ring and now picks up the dead-weight of Methuselah, he tosses him into the ring and now he hops up onto the apron!! HE SPRINGBOARDS OVER THE ROPES… AND NOW DROPS A LEG RIGHT ACROSS THE THROAT OF METH!! POP OFF THE SPRINGBOARD LEGDROP LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE, INTO THE PIN… HOOKING THE LEGS… IS THIS IT?!
ONEEE!!… TWO—NO METH KICKS OUT, BARELY A TWO COUNT!!
Masters: POP with a look of shock, not only did that sequence not get the job done, he may have not even gotten a two count! POP immediately goes back on the attack… stomping into the chest of Meth over and over again! POP is showing a new side to him tonight, much more ruthless than usual! I kind of like it! POP allows Meth some time to get to his feet… Meth up, in the corner… POP AGAIN CHARGES… BUT METH, SORT’VE A DESPERATION MOVE GRABS POP AND SLAMS HIM, SPINE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!! AND NOW METH DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES, AND AGAIN BEGINS HAMMERING AWAY AT POP, RIGHTS AND LEFTS, VICIOUS RIGHTS AND LEFTS, POP ATTEMPTING TO GET HIS HANDS UP TO BLOCK THEM BUT THEY’RE TOO SWIFT!!
Stew: METH SCREAMING AT POP AS HE CONTINUES TO DELIVER THESE HARD SHOTS!! METH FINALLY LETS UP… AND HE GLANCES OVER AT THE BIBLE THAT POP BROUGHT IN EARLIER!! THAT BIBLE MAY COME BACK TO HAUNT HIM AS METH MAKES HIS WAY OVER TOWARDS IT AND PICKS IT UP!! HE GRIPS IT HARD IN HIS HAND, LITERALLY DIGGING HIS FINGERNAILS INTO THE HARD COVER… WRITHING, BEGGING POP TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, METHUSELAH HAS ENTERED A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ZONE HERE… POP MAKES IT TO HIS FEET… AND A SHOT… OH LORD WHAT A SHOT!! RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!! POP COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS, METH THROWS THE BIBLE OUT OF THE RING… BUT HE STILL ISN’T DONE!!
Masters: He lifts POP up… POP’s head has begun to bleed, Meth pulls him in… AND HE CONNECTS WITH A METHUSELAH DDT!! PLANTING POP HEAD FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!! HE NOW ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS THE OUTSIDE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOO!!… THR—NO POP KICKS OUT!!
Stew: Meth sits up, and he smiles.. HE’S GRINNING AT ALL THIS! HE’S SICK!! HE’S HAPPY THAT POP KICKED OUT BECAUSE THAT MEANS HE GETS TO DO MORE DAMAGE, HE GETS TO INFLICT MORE PAIN, HE GETS MORE OF WHAT HE WANTS!! POP almost motionless… Meth pulls him to his feet… He grabs him by the throat and stares at him… a crazed look on his face… HE KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AND NOW CONNECTS WITH A SECOND METHUSELAH DDT!! POP’s face is completely red, as is a lot of the mat, he’s losing a ton of blood, and fast to! This isn’t good at all!
Masters: Methuselah slicks his hair back and sets himself up in the corner… OH MY!! WE ALL KNOW WHAT HE’S LOOKING FOR!! POP HAS YET TO MOVE… METH IS GOING ABSOLUTELY CRAZY HERE, JUMPING IN THE AIR AS POP BEGINS TO STIR, FOAMING AT THE MOUTH IS METHUSELAH HERE… POP IS SPENT, ABSOLUTELY SPENT, HE’S LOST TONS OF BLOOD IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME… HE GETS ONE HAND ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AND THE OTHER ON THE TOP ROPE AS HE PULLS HIMSELF UP… HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT AWAITS HIM… HE TURNS AROUND AND METH CHARGES, HERE WE GO!!
Stew: OH MY GOD!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! HBB RUSHED INTO THE RING AND LANDED SWEET CHIN MUSIC RIGHT BEFORE HE WAS ABOUT TO BREAK POP IN HALF!! THE ONLY PROBLEM IS… POP COLLAPSED AS WELL!! POP NEEDS TO REGAIN HIMSELF HERE… HE NEEDS SOMEHOW GET ENOUGH ENERGY TO MAKE THE PIN, BUT I DON’T KNOW IF HE HAS ANYTHING LEFT!! HBB URGING HIM ON… HE BEGINS TO STIR… METH IS DOWN, DOWN AND OUT AFTER BEING ON THE RECEIVING END OF THAT SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! POP JUST A FEW FEET AWAY NOW… ALL HE HAS TO DO IS GET HIS ARM ACROSS THE CHEST!!
Masters: IT’S ONLY A FEW FEET BUT FOR POP IT MUST FEEL LIKE MILES, AFTER ALL THE BLOOD THAT’S LEFT HIM.. A PUDDLE OF RED FOLLOWING POP WHEREVER HE GOES… AND YES!! HE GETS HIS ARM ACROSS THE CHEST, THE REFEREE SLIDES INTO POSITION!!…
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!! THRR—NO!! SHOULDER UP!! SHOULDER UP!! METH GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!
Stew: AND POP IS IN FULL ON DESPERATION MODE HERE!! HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET, AND WITHOUT EVEN THINKING TWICE SLOWLY MOVES ONTO THE APRON, AND NOW MAKES HIS WAY OVER TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE!! HE BEGINS CLIMBING… METH STILL DOWN… POP GETS TO THE TOP…HE LOOKS DOWN AT METH… AND HE LEAPS OFF!! THE FATAL CROSS!! IT CONNEC—NO!! METH MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!! METH MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND POP CRASHES INTO THE CANVAS!!
Masters: AND NOW METH MAKES IT TO HIS FEET… AS DOES POP… METH CHARGES… SPEAR!! SPEAR!! SPEAR!! SPEAR BY METH!! COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Monster’ hits as Methuselah slides out of the ring without looking back, HBB slides into the ring to check on POP )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner …..MEEEEETHHHHHHHHUSEEEEEEEELAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: Well Methuselah certainly made a statement here tonight, POP put up a valiant effort, but in the end… it was Methuselah who got the last laugh.
Masters: But let’s not take everything away from POP, as you said… indeed a valiant effort, I wonder how Meth will fair later on tonight when he takes on Liam Catterson!
( Camera pans backstage to Scott Diamonds locker room as a banner is shown in the background ‘’Happy Birthday Scott’’ with various co-workers celebrating in the locker room )
( Scott Diamond is shown standing by a table with both the Elite title AND the World title over each of his shoulders as Clyde casually walks up to Scott with a drink in his hand )
Clyde: Bitchin’ party brah!
Scott: You know what will be even more bitchin’ Clyde? When I make this world title over my shoulder on a permanent basis.
Clyde: You really think you can pull this off brah?
Scott: What type of stupid question is that?? OF COURSE I think I can pull this off, its like I said on Showdown, Jay only has won for so long because he has his opponent before the match even begins but I haven’t allowed him to get into my head, despite his little put-downs, despite his little bounty on my head and his Project E.G.O beatdowns, I’m still carrying the thing that is the most important to him in this whole wide world.
Scott: Throughout this entire feud, I’ve constantly one-upped him, I’ve constantly been a thorn in his side and tonight I am going to put the cherry on the cake, I’m going to put Jaywalker to an end. The end of his title reign, the end of his undefeated streak and the END of his career. Just like last year when I beat ADV, this is going to be a new year, a new start and a new era. The era of Scott Diamond, I’m not gonna fuck up, I’m not gonna bust, I’m just going to DOMINATE everybody in my way.
Scott: I’m better than Jaywalker, I’m better than anybody in Project E.G.O, I’m better than anybody on Showdown, I’m better anybody on Dynasty, better than anybody on Turbo, in the King of Extreme match …You see this Clyde? *Scott points at his Elite champion* This means that I’m the best, this makes me the best pound for pound WRESTLER, this makes me ELITE. SOMETHING JAYJAAYYYYY ISN’T, SOMETHING JAYJAYYYY CAN NEVER BE.
Scott: Tonight is the night the name ‘Scott Diamond’ becomes a bigger name than Jayjayy, than HBB, than Imp, than Methuselah, than ANYBODY. Tonight I am going to the FIRST man to be the both Elite and World Heavyweight champion and only a fool would bet against me.
Clyde: iight, I feel ya …stay here for a moment and I’ll be right back …
( An EAW staff member rushes into the room with a big box as he approaches Scott )
Scott: What the hell do you want??
Staff member: I was told to give this to you …your birthday present.
Scott: Whos it from?
Staff member: No idea but it looks good!
*Scott opens the box to find a can of fake tan spray*
Scott: ….
Staff member: Well, atleast you wont be so pale now
*Scott glares at the staff member, who looks frightened now as Scott digs into the box again*
Scott: What the …
*As Scott digs into the box, he pulls out a picture of him lying bloody on the mat with Colin standing over him laughing with the caption; ‘’Scott Diamond: I lose to busts’’ *
Scott: ….
*Scott digs into the box again and this time finds a cone that has been teared into bits along with a note saying: ‘’Happy Birthday from E.G.O, _#Swerve’’*
Scott: ….
Scott: NOW THEY HAVE GONE TOO FAR :@ :@ :@ :@!!!!
( Scott storms out of the room as Clyde returns with former EAW Vixens, Tanny and Christine Lee )
Clyde: aye where my man Scotty go …I got him his birthday present right here…
Staff member: He took off…
Clyde: Oh well …ladies, how about you both hop on the Clyde love train 😉
( The camera pans to black )
( Camera pans backstage to Ashten Crosses office as he is getting ready as Cherise steps into the office )
Cross: You have everything sorted out??
Cherise: Yep, the party is sorted out, everything is prepared …now all is up to you.
Cross *smirking*: Don’t worry, that’s the easiest bit.
Cherise: Are you sure??
Cross: Of course I’m sure, I’m Ashten Freakin’ Cross. The almighty ruler of EAW, the Alexander of EAW, the oasis of freedom and justice… And Y2Impact should be DAMN GRATEFUL that he is even champion, all thanks to me and tonight i am going to take out Y2Impact for once and for all.
Cross: Impact might have returned last year but this year, on the anniversary of the rebirth of Y2Impact …I kill him.
( Camera fades into the ring as the Answers World Championship graphic flashes across the screen )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THEEE ANSWERRRSSS WORLDDDDD CHAAAMMMMMPIONNNSHIPP!!
( The lights in the arena are dimmed and a large spotlight appears at the center of the stage. ‘Seven Nation Army’ by The White Stripes hits as Ashten Cross makes his way to the ring wearing a red coat with black and red trunks )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Charlotte, North Carolina… weighing in at 240 pounds… HE IS THE CHAIRMAN OF EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLING!!… ASHHTEEEENNNN CROSSSSSSSSS!!
Stew: Out first… the challenger, and Masters I hate to say it, but I don’t see any way that Cross doesn’t walk out as the Champion, he has the power… ALL THE POWER, and he’s going to use that power to bend everything in his favor.
( Cross enters the ring, takes off his coat and hands it to the referee before heading to the top rope and posing with both arms in the air )
Masters: I don’t know about that Stew, granted… Cross is a sly devil, and I do believe he at least had something to do with Hawk being hit by that car… I wouldn’t put anything past him, but Cross knows if he tries anything tonight, he’ll be on even thinner ice with the board.
( The lights are cut off and a countdown clock appears on the titan-tron )
5…
4…
3…
2…
1…
( A huge blast of pyro goes off as ‘Twisted Transistor’ by Korn hits and Y2Impact makes his way to the ring wearing a blue jacket which sparkles against the lights and the Answers World Championship strapped around his waist )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 226 pounds… HE IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!… Y2IMMMMMMPPPACCCCCCTTTTTTTT!!
Stew: There’s certainly a big fight feel in Oakland tonight, Y2Impact last week was again, about to reveal Cross’ dastardly plan twice, but it was foiled… once by Tomi Venus, and the other time by the challenger, Ashten Cross.
( Impact unstraps the Answers World Championship and hands it to the referee who holds it in the air )
Masters: I still think Cross hired Tomi to try and take out Impact last week… I wonder if he makes an appearance here tonight.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: There’s the bell and here we go! Both the challenger and champion around the same size and have similar styles so it should be interesting to see how this match plays out. Cross and Impact both make their way to the center of the ring… IMPACT LUNGES TO LOCK UP.. BUT CROSS WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE OF IMPACT!! Cross grins… BUT IMPACT QUICKLY TACKLES THE CHALLENGER TO THE MAT AND BEGINS POUNDING RIGHTS AND LEFTS INTO THE SKULL!! Cross quickly shoves his finger into the eye of Impact and rolls to the edge of the ring before making it back to his feet!
Masters: Cross has angered the champion, and it might come back to bite him! Impact charges full-speed at Cross but he gets his feet up and sends them into the throat of Impact! Cross now runs off the ropes as Impact comes out of the corner, holding his throat… CROSS CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! A HARD CLOTHESLINE THAT DAMN NEAR TAKES THE CHAMPION’S HEAD OFF!! CROSS QUICKLY INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE OUTSIDE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO IMPACT KICKS OUT!!
Stew: Impact manages to roll the shoulder up… saving his title for the time-being. Cross gets Impact to his feet, but Impact shoots out a right hand that catches Cross in the jaw, and now Impact with another one as he fully makes it back to a vertical base! Impact again with a third right hand! Impact goes for a fourth… BUT IT’S DUCKED!! Cross lifts Impact into the air… BACK SUPLEX!! NO!! Impact lands on his feet… AND NOW FROM BEHIND TAKES CROSS DOWN WITH A ONE-HANDED BULLDOG!! Impact now looks over towards the ropes… HE RUNS AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE… CONNECTING WITH A LIONSAULT!! LIONSAULT ONTO ASHTEN CROSS!!
Masters: Oh but what a veteran move by Impact! As soon as Impact hit the move he rolled to the outside of the ring and now plops himself onto the floor, Impact lets out a sigh as he follows Cross out. He lifts Cross up… BUT CROSS KNEES HIM INTO THE GUT!!… HE NOW TAKES IMPACT BY THE HEAD… AND GOOD LORD!! HE THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!! IMPACT CONNECTS WITH A THUD!! AND NOW WRITHING IN PAIN AS A CUT HAS BEEN FORMED ON THE BACK OF IMPACT!! Cross grins as he again picks Impact up and rolls him into the ring!
Stew: Cross climbs up to the top rope and awaits for Impact to make it to his feet… Impact’s back now gushing blood but he’s able to make it up as Cross leaps off… LOOKING FOR A CROSSBODY!! BUT IMPACT!! IMPACT WITH A DROPKICK SWATTING HIM RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR!!… OHH BUT IMPACT LANDS BACK FIRST ONTO THE MAT, RIGHT WHERE HIS CUT IS!! That’s definitely going to be a liability to Impact for the rest of the match. Cross beginning to stir… BUT IMPACT TAKES HIM BACK DOWN BY STOMPING RIGHT ON THE BACK OF THE CHAIRMAN’S HEAD!!
Masters: Impact beginning to grow a mean-streak and rightfully so, Ashten Cross is a despicable man, he took out Hurricane Hawk and attempted to put a hit on the champion which failed, point is… he’s going to deserve every bit of punishment Impact dishes out. Cross pulls himself to his feet… IMPACT COMES CHARGING WITH A HEAD OF STEAM… BUT CROSS DUCKS HIS HEAD AND CONNECTS WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! IMPACT GOING SPINE FIRST RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!! AND AGAIN HE COMES UP, CLUTCHING HIS BACK, LETTING OUT A SCREAM OF PAIN, ALL TO THE JOY OF THE CHALLENGER!!
Stew: Cross now begins to pound into the champion, who is in a world of trouble right here! Cross dishing out shot after shot after shot! Impact breaks it all with a short and swift kick to the gut! Impact now takes Cross by the arm and whips him into the ropes!! Cross rebounds back… AND NOW IMPACT WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!! DROPPING CROSS, SPINE FIRST RIGHT ACROSS THE KNEE!! THE CHAIRMAN ROLLS AROUND IN PAIN… IMPACT GRABS HIM… SHOVES HIS HEAD DOWN INTO THE CANVAS AND HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT NO!! CROSS GETS THE SHOULDER UP IN TIME!!
Masters: Impact gets Cross to his feet and unleashes a forearm right to the nose!… AND NOW IMPACT FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!! Impact a bit slow to his feet and this allows Cross some time as well to make it up… IMPACT RUNS AT CROSS… BUT CROSS WITH A KICK… A KICK TO THE CHEST… AND NOW ANOTHER HARD CLOTHESLINE… RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF IMPACT, TAKING HIM DOWN, FLIPPING HIM INSIDE OUT… COMPLETELY LAYING HIM OUT!! CROSS NOW WITH A SINISTER LOOK ON HIS FACE, HE CAN TELL THAT THIS ONE MIGHT BE OVER SOON!! HE CAN SENSE HE’S GETTING CLOSER TO THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!
Stew: Impact has hardly moved since being laid out by that clothesline… Cross gets Impact to his feet… and he hooks him… LOOKING FOR THE 3RDDEGREE BRAINBUSTER!!… HE LIFTS HIM UP!!… BUT NO!! IMPACT LANDS BEHIND CROSS AND SPINS HIM AROUND…. CODEBREAKER!! NO!! CROSS CATCHES HIM AND THROWS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! IMPACT COMES STUMBLING OUT AND CROSS AGAIN HOOKS HIM… LIFTS HIM UP… 3RD DEGREE BRAINBUSTER!! IT CONNECTS!! OH MY GOD!! CROSS GOT IT!! HE GOT THE BRAINBUSTER!! AND NOW INTO THE COVER, WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… *The lights go out*
Stew: Umm… what’s going on here?
Masters: The lights in the arena have been cu–
( Suddenly the titan-tron lights up in a bright purple before going into a frantic array of colors and a voice begins to speak )…
“Who says you can’t live forever lied”…
“Of course I’m living forever”…
“I’ll live long”…
“You can’t deny my flaws”…
“Forever I’ll LIVE”…
( The titan-tron shuts off and the lights turn back on )
Stew: OH AND LOOK!! IT’S HAWK!! IT’S HAWK!! WITH CROSS ON HIS SHOULDERS!! AND YES!! THE ASSASSINATION!! HAWK CONNECTS WITH THE ASSASSINATION!! HURRICANE HAWK IS BACK… BUT LOOK MASTERS, HE’S LIMPING UP THE RAMP… HE’S BACK…. BUT WHAT KIND OF CONDITION IS HE IN?!
Masters: It beats me Stew, but if I was Hawk, I’d want to get back as soon as possible to exact my revenge… IMPACT TO HIS FEET… HAWK TURNS AROUND ON THE TOP OF THE STAGE TO WATCH… IMPACT PULLS THE CHAIRMAN TO HIS FEET… AND HE CONNECTS WITH A CODEBREAKER!! CODEBREAKER CONNECTS!! COVER!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!! YES!! IMPACT RETAINS HIS TITLE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Twisted Transistor’ hits as Impact is given his Answers World Championship and begins to celebrate, Hawk slightly grins and heads to the back )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… Y2IMMMMPPPACCCCTTTT!!
Stew: And Impact retains! Impact retains the Answers World Championship at King of Extreme thanks to a huge assist by a returning Hurricane Hawk! Congratulations to him!
Masters: Yeah… but trust me Stew, if I know anything about Ashten Cross… we HAVE NOT heard the end of this, Cross is going to fight this… no doubt… and as Chairman, I don’t even want to imagine what he’s capable of doing.
( Camera pans backstage to Brian Titus in the Interview area )
Titus: Welcome Homos and Lesbians, it is I, the alpha male of Interviewing, the man with the golden dick and an ass that won’t quit …BRIAN TITUS!!!
And with me at this, a man who will be competing in tonight’s main event, give a warm genitals welcome to …LIIAAM CATTERSOON!!!!
( Liam Catterson steps into the scene, carrying his NB title and wearing a shirt wearing ”_#FEARLIAM” )
Liam: Thank you Brian, yes i will be competing in my very first main event tonight, against one of the biggest legends in efed history …am i nervous? HA! I thrive off matches like these, I excel in matches like these …tables, ladders and chairs? that’s like a home for me. That’s like a playground for me.
Liam: I watched Methuselah get the shit beat into him tonight and you know what I did? I LAUGHED…He is walking into a match with a man who is UNSTOPPABLE, a man who is dying for his moment in the spotlight.
Liam: Tonight I follow in the steps of Dark Demon and become King of Extreme AND New Breed Champion, tonight I end Methuselah and become GAWD himself! BECAUSE I’VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS MOMENT, IVE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS NIGHT FOR MONTHS… BECAUSE I’VE BEEN DYING FOR THIS MOMENT, IVE BEEN DREAMING OF THIS NIGHT FOR MONTHS …
(Camera pans to black )
( A video package begins to play of the Scott Diamond vs. Jaywalker feud, also showcasing Jay’s undefeated streak and Scott defeating ADV to capture the Answers World Championship at the last King of Extreme )
( The World Heavyweight Championship graphic appears on the screen )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall and it is for the EXTREEEEMMEEEEE ANSSWWEERRRRRZZZZ WRESSTTLLIIINGGGG WOOORRLLDD HEAVVYYWEEEIIIGHTT CHAMPPIIOONNSHIPP!!!!!
Ring Announcer: …And I have received word by Showdown General Manager Kendra Shamez that this match will be contested under FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!
Fan: :O!
( ‘’Reminder’’ by Jay-Z hits as Scott Diamond walks down the ramp with both the Elite and World Heavyweight Championships over each shoulder along with a long lead pipe in his right hand )
Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring from Long Island, New York and weighing in at 270 pounds, he is the Elite champion AND the challenger ….’’BRAVEHEART’’ SCOTTTTTTTTTTT DIIIIIIIIAMMMMMMMMOOOOOOONDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan: Scott is a wanted man, possibly the MOST wanted man on Showdown after he stole Jaywalkers World Heavyweight Championship three weeks ago and Scott looks amped, he looks ready and he looks focused for tonight. It was this time last year, at this very event that Scott Diamond shocked EAW to its core by pinning Alexander Da Vinci 1,2,3 in the middle of the ring to capture his first world title, can he do it again tonight on his birthday with the lights on bright, with the odds stacked firmly against him?
HBG: Who knows, he possibly could, King of Extreme has been known for its upsets over the years, Cyclone beating DDD, Kawajai and Scott winning world titles, Hurricane Hawk winning his first world title ….Scott COULD do it tonight but he needs to be ready to kill and that lead pipe in his hand says it all really, this match is going to be a blood bath!
Ring Announcer: Please welcome at this time, here to perform Jaywalkers theme song for the final time… ‘’Play for Keeps’’ ….B.O.B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( B.o.B steps onto the stage as he begins to perform ‘’Play for Keeps’’ )
B.o.B: How much must I repeat?
We only play for keeps
No time-outs, no free throws
No refs, no penalties
No handouts, no pit stops
No cheat codes, no sleep
But the drinks are on us
If you with it then pull up a seat
When you’re roaming through the jungle
Talk is nothing, talk is cheap
Time is money, money is power
Power corrupts eventually, damn
So what are the options?
What are the choices left for me?
What other rule there’s left to break
I guess my faith is a quest for me
( Jaywalker steps out onto the stage in a golden robe with ‘’Jaywalker, the last remaining original’’ written onto it, as Jay walks down to the ring, he doesn’t take his eyes off the world title resting on Scotts shoulder )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Scarborough, Canada, he is weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the current reigning EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION …THE ‘LAST EAW ORIGINAL’’ JAYYYYYYYYYYYWAAAAAAAAALKKKKKKKKKKERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan: And this man is already currently 22-0, which is one of the most impressive feats in EAW history along with being a now four-time world champion, this man is apart of the most POWERFUL and DOMINANT stable in history in Project E.G.O, who could make an appearance tonight but still, Jay has vowed to paint the entire canvas of the ring with Scott Diamonds blood and after experiencing facing Jay myself, I do not doubt this man!
HBG: Well as we all know, im not a fan of Jay and I’d much rather see Scott being champion than a Canadian but this is either put-up or shut-up for both men! And we both know Jays track record but I have NEVER seen Jay this angry in so long, so maybe Scott is right, MAYBE the only way to beat Jaywalker is to make him so mad that he ends up making a rash decision, I certainly hope so!
( Jaywalker takes off his robe as Scott puts the lead pipe down by the corner of the ring as the referee lifts up the world title high in the air and calls for the bell to be rung as both men go face to face in the middle of the ring )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Fan: AND JUST LIKE THAT, SCOTT FLOORS JAY WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND!! …And Jay retreats to his corner, trying to rethink his match strategy but Scott charges towards Jay and begins pounding into him with huge rights and lefts, OVER and OVER and OVER again into Jay, into any open space that is available to Scott! Jay is covering up but Scott grabs the arm and looks for the irish-whip into the corner! But Jay counters with an Irish-whip of his own, sending Scott right into the turnbuckles and Jay now charges at Scott looking for a RUNNING UPPERCUT INTO SCOTT!! BUT SCOTT GRABS JAY AND CONNECTS WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX AS JAY GOES RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!
HBG: And Jay now rolls out of the ring as Scott has been in full control as he slides out after Jay who is pulling himself to his feet and Scott grabs Jay and HURLS HIM RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!! Jay goes spine first into that barricade as he yells out in pain and Scott now charges at him looking for a CLOTHESLINE OVER THE BARRICADE!! BUT JAY LIFTS SCOTT UP, USING HIS OWN MOMENTUAM AGAINST HIM AND JAY WITH A DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER DIRECTLY ONTO THE TOP OF THE BARRICADE!! BAH GAWD, SCOTT IS YELLING OUT IN PAIN!! And this may have turned the tides in this match completely as Jay is now regrouping as Scott is lying on top of the barricade, c’mon Scott!
Fan: And Jay is now onto his feet and he instantly grabs Scott, dragging him off the barricade and drags him over towards us and RAMS SCOTTS HEAD INTO OUR TABLE!! Scott is now slumped across our table and Jay now looks underneath the ring as he pulls out a kendo stick and Jay now SMACKS THAT KENDO STICK ACROSS SCOTTS CHEST!! OVER AND OVER AGAIN AS SCOTTS CHEST IS TURNING DARK RED AS EACH SHOT IS TAKEN WITH FULL FORCE!! Jay now drops that kendo stick as Scott is in immense pain, don’t expect much ‘pure’ wresting in this one, it’s gonna be fight to the finish as Jay lifts Scott up off our table and gets right in his face …
Jay: YOU’RE AS WEAK AS CC WAS!!
HBG: AND JAY NOW SENDS SCOTT HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Scott is laid out on the floor as Jay smirks, this is where Jay has the advantage, he’s a fighter at heart and a master at his surroundings as he kicks off those steps and positions the lower steps on the floor as he grabs Scott and …uh oh! Jay looking for a SUPLEX ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!! But Scott fights back with fists, desperation fists to the mid-section of Jay but Jay sends an uppercut to Scott followed by a knee to the face and JAY FINALLY HITS THE SUPLEX ONTO THE BOTTOM STEPS!! SCOTTS SPINE MEETS THOSE PAINFUL STEEL STEPS AS JAY HOOKS A LEG!! REMEMBER, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!!
ONE!!!! ….TWOOOOO!!!!! …..NO!!!!! SCOTT ROLLS THE SHOULDER UP!!!
Fan: Jay not happy now as he lifts himself up and scans the area, looking for more ways to punish Scott as he goes over to the timekeeper and TOSSES the keeper off her chair and folds up the steel chair as Scott is trying to push himself up, Jaywalker is one of the last people you want wielding a steel chair AND JAY SWINGS IT AT SCO—-BUT SCOTT WITH A BIG BOOT!! A BIG BOOT OUTTA NOWHERE AS THE CHAIR BOUNCES INTO THE FACE OF JAYWALKER WHO FALLS DOWN TO THE FLOOR, BOTH MEN GO DOWN!! Scott now has a huge chance to get back into this match, he’s taking heavy breaths on the floor…
HBG: Scott is using that ring frame to help himself up, he’s got marks all over his body as Jay is onto all fours, Jay may have head his lights switched for a brief moment as Scott picks up that steel chair and SMASHES IT ACROSS THE SPINE OF JAYWAKER!! WHAT A SHOT BY SCOTT AS JAY GOES BACK DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR!! Scott taking more breaths but he now looks underneath the ring and pulls out a wooden table, Scott leans that wooden table against the steel ringpost but Jay is slowly getting to his feet with the help of the barricade but Scott DARTS TOWARDS HIM WITH AN CLOTHESLINE!!! THAT SENDS JAY RIGHT OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD!! Scott is leaning over that barricade, smirking as Jay is once again down!
Fan: And Scott now goes over to us and begins tearing apart our table, what the hell?! Scott now rips off the monitor, Scott has the MONITOR in his hand as Jay is trying to get up but SCOTT MAY KNOCK HIS LIGHTS OUT WITH A MONITOR SHOT!!! BUT JAY THROWS A BEER RIGHT INTO SCOTTS EYES!! BLINDING HIM AS HE DROPS THE MONITOR AND JAY GRABS A CHAIR AND SWINGS IT DIRECTLY INTO THE SIDE OF SCOTTS HEAD!! AND AS SCOTT STUMBLES BACKWARDS …JAY LEAPS OVER THE BARRICADE WITH A FOREARM SMASH INTO SCOTT!! COLD ROLLED STEEL!!! SHADES OF JOHN ALLOY, JAYS FORMER PROTÉGÉ AS JAY NOW WITH THE COVER AGAIN ON THE FLOOR!!
ONE!!! …….TWO!!!!!! …….NO!!! SCOTT KICKS OUT!!!
HBG: WHAT?? NOBODY KICKS OUT OF THAT MOVE, STOP MOCKING THE GOAT, JAY!
Fan: You are correct jain, its rare for ANYBODY to kick out of the cold rolled steel, John Alloys former finishing move but Scott Diamond HAS! And Jay is on his knees, cursing underneath his breath as he slowly pushes himself to his feet and Jay now looks under the ring, looking for more weapons of mass destruction as he pulls out a beer bottle, who leaves THAT underneath the ring?? And Jay now is waiting for Scott to get to his feet as Scott is slowly making it to his feet and JAY NOW SWINGS THAT BEER BOTTLE INTO SCOTT!! BUT SCOTT DUCKS AND LIFTS JAY UP, CONNECTING WITH AN ALMIGHTY SPINEBUSTER!! ALMOST PUTTING JAY THROUGH THE FLOOR AND THE BEER BOTTLE BREAKS RIGHT INTO JAYS FACE!!! THOSE GLASS SHARDS BREAKING IN JAYS FACE!!
HBG: And Jay now is bleeding, his face is cut as Scott slides off him, pushing himself to his feet as he rolls Jay into the ring, Jay has been rolled into the ring as Scott now grabs the steel chair and slides into the ring, Scott now opens up that chair as Jay is trying to get to his feet and Scott lifts him up and CONNECTS WITH A SIDESLAM THROUGH THE STEEL CHAIR!!! JAY GOT SIDESLAMMED THROUGH THE STEEL CHAIR SPINE FIRST, BAH GAWD!! BAH GAWD!! JAY IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! HE’S ROLLING IN PAIN!!! And Jay sensibly rolls out of the ring avoiding the cover as Scott is in full control of this match now, Scott slides out of the ring and grabs the top part of those steel steps, positioning them in a better position as Jay is crawling to his feet…
Fan: And Scott takes a few steps back and …what is he doing?? …AND SCOTT DARTS TOWARDS THOSE STEEL STEPS!!! AND SCOTT LEAPS OFF THE STEEL STEPS FLYING TOWARDS JAY AND CONNECTS WITH A FLYING SPEAR OFF THE STEPS INTO JAY!!! AND BOTH MEN CRASH THROUGH THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD!!! BAH GAWD!!! BAH FREAKIN’ GAWD ALMIGHTY!!! THEY TOOK DOWN A PART OF THE BARRICADE, THAT WAS …THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!!! THAT WAS INSANE!!!! BOTH MEN ARE LAID OUT ON THE FLOOR!!! NEITHER IS MOVING!!! SCOTT NOW DRAPES AN ARM OVER JAY!!! THIS IS IT!!!! ITS OVER!!! IT HAS TO BE!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!! ……TWO!!!!!!…….NO!!!!!!!!!! JAY ROLLED A SHOULDER UP!!! JAY ROLLED A GODDAMN SHOULDER UP!!!
**A replay is shown of the move**
HBG: UNBELIEVABLE!!! …Neither man is moving, I have no idea how Jay even managed to get a shoulder up, I’ve no idea how Jay is even in this, stay down you damn Canadian! And Scott is crawling out of the rubble, of the wreckage and is crawling towards ringside, crawling like a snail …Scott is using the ring frame to lift himself up, Scott is barely standing on his feet as he needs to stay on the offence, he needs to keep on Jay and he does just that, going back to Jay and dumping him into the ring, Jay is near damn motionless now as Scott slides in and goes to the corner, pounding on his chest as he is waiting for Jay, who is slowly pushing himself to his feet, we know what Scott has planned now!
Scott: SWERVE! SWERVE! SWERVE!
Fan: AND AS JAY TURNS, SCOTT NAILS THE POINT BLANK!!! THE BICYCLE KICK CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE KISSER OF JAYWALKER, WHO FALLS RIGHT DOWN ONTO THE MAT!! SCOTT HIT THE POINT BLANK, OH MY GOD!!! JAY IS DOWN AND MOTIONLESS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND SCOTT DROPS DOWN, HOOKING BOTH LEGS!!! SCOTT HAS DONE IT!!! SCOTT HAS DEFEATED JAYWALKER FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………
HBG: BUT ….THE REFEREE GOT PULLED OUT OF THE RING….WHAT THE HELL?!?!? CLEOPATRA JUST DRAGGED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!!! WHERE DID SHE COME FROM?!?! CLEO JUST SCREWED SCOTT OUT OF THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!! And Cleo is now sliding into the ring as Scott is trying to push himself to his feet but Cleo throws a forearm into him! And another forearm smash by Cleo into Scott, who stumbles backward! And Cleo goes for another one but Scott GRABS HER ARM AND BLOCKS CLEOPATRA IN, BIGTIME CLOTHESLINE INTO CLEO BY SCOTT DIAMOND!! HAHA YES!! CLEO LOOKS LIKE SCOTT KNOCKED HER LIGHTS OFF AS SCOTT IS LOSING IT, SCOTT HAS SNAPPED!!!
Fan: AND SCOTT LIFTS UP CLEOPATRA AND POWERSLAMS HER INTO THE MAT!! SCOTT HAS ABSOLUTELY LOST IT!!! AND SCOTT IS LOOKING TO FINISH OFF JAYWALKER, NO MORE DISTRACTIONS AND SCOTT TURNS …BUT JAYWALKER RAMS THE LEAD PIPE THAT SCOTT DIAMOND BROUGHT IN EARLEIR INTO THE RIBS OF SCOTT!!! AND JAY NOW DRIVES THAT LEAD PIPE INTO THE SPINE OF SCOTT DIAMOND!!! SCOTT GOES DOWN AND THIS IS IT!! THE EVER CUNNING JAYWALKER, YOU NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON HIM FOR A SPLIT SECOND!! AND JAY HAS A HUGE SMRIK ON HIS FACE, HE HAS A SMILE FROM EAR TO EAR OVER HIS BLOODY FACE!!
HBG: AND JAY NOW DROPS DOWN ONTO SCOTT WITH THE LEAD PIPE IN HIS HEAD AND JAY PUTS THE LEAD PIPE OVER THE THROAT OF SCOTT, LOCKING IN A CAMEL CLUTCH EQUIPED WITH THE LEAD PIPE!! AND JAY IS REARING BACK, DRIVING THAT LEAD PIPE FURTHER INTO THE THROAT OF SCOTT DIAMOND!!! THIS IS BRUTAL, EVEN FOR MY STANDARDS!! JAY IS REARING BACK, THAT LEAD PIPE CRUSHING SCOTTS THROAT!! SCOTT IS LOSING ALL OF HIS AIR SUPPLY, HE IS FADING!!! SCOTTS FACE IS TURNING BLUISH, JAY SAID HE WOULD FINISH SCOTT DIAMOND FOR GOOD TONIGHT AT KING OF EXTREME AND HE IS!!! THIS IS SLAUGHTER!!!
Fan: SCOTT IS LOSING AIR, HE’S LOSING HOPE, HE’S LOSING THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS VERY EYES!! THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LEFT FOR HIM TO DO, NOWHERE TO GO, HE’S STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! ALL HE CAN DO IS TAP OUT OR PASS OUT AS JAY IS TIGHTENING THE HOLD, FORCING THE PIPE FURTHER INTO HIS THROAT!! AND SCOTT IS LIFTING HIS HAND UP ANNNNDDDDD……IT’S OVER!!!!! WAIT, NO!!! SCOTT DOESN’T TAP, HE INSTEAD GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR AND WITH ONE LAST ACT, ONE LAST ACT OUT OF DESPERATION AND WILL TO SURVIVE, SWINGS THE CHAIR BACKWARDS INTO JAYS FACE!!!
HBG: BUT JAY ISN’T RELEASING THE HOLD!! JAY KEEPS HOLD OF THE CAMEL CLUTCH, AND SCOTT IS NOW TRYING TO PUSH HIMSELF UP, HE’S USING EVERY BIT OF STRENGTH, EVERY BIT OF WILL, EVERY BIT OF WILL POWER IN HIS BODY THAT IS REMAINING TO PUSH HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET, SCOTT IS SLOWLY PUSHING HIMSELF UP ONTO HIS FEET BUT JAY STILL REFUSES TO LET GO, STILL REFUSES TO RELEASE THE CAMEL CLUTCH AND IS HANGING ONTO SCOTT!! THIS IS SUPERHUMAN FROM SCOTT BUT SCOTT STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES AS JAY IS SLINGSHOTTED OVER SCOTT, OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE BROKEN BEER BOTTLE SHARDS ON THE FLOOR!!! JAY LANDS ON THE BROKEN REMAINS OF THAT BOTTLE AS GLASS IS PIERCING INTO HIS LEGS, BACK, NECK AND HEAD!!! OH MY GOD!!!
**Scott is slumped by the ropes, breathing in very hard as he looks down at Jay who is motionless once more on the floor**
Fan: DEAR LORD ALMIGHTY!!! I’ve …I’ve no idea HOW Scott is even moving anymore?? Jay is absolutely motionless on the floor, that was a hard bump let alone falling onto GLASS, Scott is breathing so hard I can eve hear it from hea—AND CLEO FROM BEHIND, LOW BLOWS SCOTT!! THAT WAS DIRTY, THAT WAS LOW!!! C’MON, GET HER OUT OF HERE!! AND SCOTT IS HOLDING ONTO THOSE ROPES AND CLEO NOW WITH A SUPERKICK!!! SUPERKICK DIRECTLY INTO THE FACE OF SCOTT WHO FALLS DOWN, THAT’S HOW MUCH WAS TAKEN OUT OF SCOTT ALREADY!! AND CLEO NOW STANDS UP ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AND FLIPS THE MIDDLE FINIGER AT THE HEART BREAK GAL!! CLEO WAS MOCKING HBG WITH THE SUPERKICK AND NOW IS ADDING INSULT TO INJURY TO HBG!!
HBG: ….
HBG: Fuck this man, Cleo’s right, I’m above all of this, I don’t need to put up with this fucking bullshit (NO)!!! …**HBG takes off her headset and walks off**
Fan; HBG…HAS LEFT!! HBG HAS JUST WALKED OUT OF HERE!! I know HBG has been the subject of abuse for weeks from Cleopatra and Christy Cruise but I didn’t think she would let it get to her this much …I guess I’ll have to commentate the match by myself for now…Anyway Cleo now picks up the chair as Scott is down and Cleo DRIVES THAT STEEL CHAIR INTO THE THROAT OF AND CLEO OVER AND OVER AGAIN, DRIVES THAT CHAIR INTO THE THROAT OF SCOTT DIAMOND!!!
Fan: BUTTTTTT!!!!!! FROM BEHINDD….HBG SWINGS CLEO FROM BEHIND AND SMASHES THAT LEAD PIPE RIGHT BETWEEN CLEOS EYES!!! CLEO GOES DOWN, HER NOSE IS PUMPING OUT BLOOD!!!
**HBG drops down onto her knees beside Cleo, smirking**
HBG: Ever since you retired me …you’ve done nothing but talk shit …talk shit on me and talk shit about everything I’ve done…You brag about shit that you don’t even have competition in, and nah I don’t want your title, I’m above that …I want an eye for an eye…
HBG: You can now consider the Heart Break Gal …UNRETIRED.
**HBG stands up and walks out of the ring and up the ramp as Jay starts to roll slowly into the ring**
Fan; And Jay is getting into the ring as Scott is getting up slowly …And JAY CHARGES AT SCOTT!!!! ..BUT SCOTT WITH A SECOND POINT BLANK!!!! OUTTA NOWHERE!!!! SCOTT SLUMPS INTO THE CORNER, JAY FALLS DOWN NEXT TO THE BLOODY CLEOPATRA, THIS IS IT!!! THIS IS IT!!! WAIT….SOMEBODY JUST…SOMEBODY JUST CRAWLED OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING…THAT’S JACOB SENN, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!?! AND SENN GRABS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING, SCOTTS COMPLETELY UNAWARE THAT SENN IS EVEN HERE…AND SENN SMASHES THE WORLD TITLE INTO THE BACK OF SCOTTS HEAD!!!! SCOTT GOES DOWN!!!
Fan: AND SENN NOW DRAGS JAY OVER SCOTT, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………..TWO!!!!!!!!!!! ………….THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EAW WOOORLLLDDDDDD HEAVVYYYYWEEEIIIGGHHHTTTTTT CHAMPPPPIIOOOONNNN ….JAYYYYWAALLKKKKKKEERR!!!!!
Fan: What the hell is the meaning of this!?!
**Jacob rolls out of the ring and shrugs his shoulders as he up the ramp**
Fan: Wait…it’s dawned on me ….the bounty that was on Scott Diamonds head, he never finished! Jacob Senn just cashed in on the bounty and this would mean that Senn will get double pay rise and the next shot at Jaywalkers title!
( ”Everythangs Corrupt” by Ice Cube plays as Robbie V walks down to the ring with his finigers taped up )
Fan: Well it is now time for a special king of extreme verision of the JOINT!
Robbie: Thank you everybody, Its great to be here and obviously my guest at this time is also very important, otherwise i wouldn’t have personally requested this time slot. This man has been a huge talking point his WHOLE career and he’s meant alot to me, so please give him a warm welcome
Robbie: My guest for this evening ….MR….ROBBBIIEEEEEEEE V!!!!!!!
Robbie: Thank you Robbie for being here, how are you doing??
Robbie: Thank you for having me, it’s a pleasure.
Robbie: Now Robbie I understand that you have something very important that you want to tell the people?
Robbie: Indeed I do, ya see I feel ashamed and I feel degusted right now, I feel entirely at fault …at fault because for years ive been in EAW, I’ve seen EAW lose its roots, lose the true meaning of the word ‘extreme.’ I’ve seen and I’ve allowed con-men like Mr.Insult exploit and rape the very word …extreme. I’ve seen people like Mr.Insult become famous and win world titles, have their legacies cemented by exploiting the good nature of ‘extreme’.
Robbie: I’ve seen companies like ACW exploit and rape the word ‘’extreme’’ for their own benefits and it disgusts me because I ALLOWED IT TO HAPPEN…I allowed conmen to make EAW lose its roots, do any of you even know what the word ‘extreme’ even means anymore?!? …BECAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU WOULDN’T HAVE ALLOWED MR.INSULT TO BECOME THIS POPULAR, TO BECOME THIS SUCCESSFUL…YOU WOULDN’T.
Robbie: And finally, I am going to do something about it …This is a campaign, a campaign to rid EAW of the conmen like Mr.Insult, to rid EAW of conmen like Ashten Cross who claim to want to bring the ‘extreme’ back to EAW, you DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT EXTREME IS CROSS…This is a campaign to bring back EAW, to bring back the REAL EAW…
Robbie: This smiley mask represents what it means to be an extremist, a REAL extremist and I am going to lead this campaign….Thank you for your time Robbie, it was must helpful.
Robbie: No problem, just remember …SUPPORT THE CAMPAIGN!! BRING BACK THE REAL EAW!! STOP THE CONMEN!! …
( Ringside workers dressed in dark clothes can be seen setting up three 15 foot ladders down the ramp, numerous tables at the sides of the ramp, 4 tables set up around the ring and Chairs in a set up position in scattered parts of the ringside area. Noticeable are two 40 foot ladders at the top of the ramp, and two Barbedwire tables placed next to them. To cap it off a Table, Ladder and Chair is set up in the middle of the ring. )
Masters: Stew, its time.
Stew: Everybody in this arena is excited but frankly, I’m horrified. This is one of the most hostile environments in Wrestling, Tables, Ladders and Chairs where lethal weapons are glorified.. and the most scary part about this match are the competitors facing in it.
( The lights in the arena all focus onto the top of the dome arched over the ring holding the King of Extreme crown. )
( The KOE Crown descends until it stops seventeen feet above the surface of the ring. ) ..
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, your Main Event…. IS THE KING OF EXTREME FINALS SET FOR ONE FALL.. AND IS A TABLLLLLESSSS LADDDDERS ANDDDDD CHAIRRSSSS MATCH!!!
The only way to win is to climb to the top of the ladder and retrieve the crown, and the winner will be hailed the 2013 King of Extreme, with the eligibility of fighting for any Championship at any point within the next 365 Days of this event! …
*long silence*
( “Wrong – Depeche Mode” plays as Liam Catterson walks out intensely carrying his New Breed Championship, looking around before walking down the ramp )
Ring Announcer: Introducing the first competitor.. from Shildon, United Kingdom, weighed in at 210 POOOOOOOOOOOOUNDSSSSS.. He is the EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIOOON, LIAAAAAAMMMMMM CATTERSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Masters: You see that look on Liam’s face, Stew?? It’s the same exact look I had at my first Pain for Pride Main Event for the EAW Championship. I know all about that look and that is not bitterness or anger, it is intensity, fear and RAW energy. It is a feeling that you don’t forget, Stew and Liam is in so much more dangerous of a situation than I was.
Stew: You had Tyler A. to go up against, but Liam has perhaps the most decorated person in this industry. A man who has proven already tonight he’s at his best and Liam cannot focus on that, all he needs to think about is how bad he wants this King of Extreme crown, because he can’t afford to be thrown off for even a second.
( Liam is standing in the ring, looking up at the crown and pacing around gearing himself up ) ..
( Smoke pours out of the curtain, filling up the entire stage area )
( “King of Kings by Manowar” blares over the speakers )
( Methuselah walks out in a green & black trenchcoat with the words “Lord Of The Flies” on the back; wearing a crown of thorns )
Ring Announcer: The next contestant, weighing 235 POOOOUUNNNDSSSSS… the “Lord of The Flies”, the self-proclaimed “Thane of EAW”.. MEEEEEEEEEEEEETHUUSEEEELLLAAHHHHHHH!!!
Masters: Methuselah’s already done away with one adversary tonight, but its almost easy to forget that he’s been on a mission. He came back from day 1 at the 2012 EAW Awards show announcing his bid for the King of Extreme crown, and here he is at the Finals going against the young and ferocious Liam Catterson!
Stew: And he is suited for the occasion.. what an EAW it would be if it were ruled over this Monster, Methuselah? It would be as he’s called it a “reign of darkness”, and certainly every Champion in EAW would have to have eyes on the back of their heads! In the matter of a month Methuselah, possibly the most decorated performer in the history of our industry wishes to gain the King of Extreme crown in a match where there is more in his arsenal than ANYBODY else!
( Methuselah steps down after doing his signature ‘corna taunt’ on the turnbuckle, and pulls his trenchcoat off staring deep into the eyes of Liam Catterson before his music pans out and the lights return to normal )
Masters: The referee grabs his trenchcoat and checks both competitors, and the bell is called for!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Masters: Leaning table on one turnbuckle, standing ladder infront of another, seated chair in the opposite turnbuckle.. these men are circling the ring with an entire battlefield out of this arena set for warfare, and they lock up… Methuselah has the height in weight advantage at half a foot and twenty-five pounds… and Catterson instantly withdraws from the lock up and runs to the steel chair, picking it up as Meth charges for him and CATTERSON TOSSES THE SET UP CHAIR at Meth! But he misses, and Catterson runs for a clothesline!
Stew: But Meth DUCKS that and fires back with right hands, several punches to the face as Liam backpedals to the ropes behind him and is CLOTHESLINED OVER BY METHUSELAH… but Catterson as he backflips over the ropes lands on his feet, grabs a table and slides that into the ring immediately! And Catterson pulls up the apron again, pulling out a closed ladder that I believe is ten feet tall, and is going to go into the ring with it– BUT METHUSELAH BASEBALL SLIDES INTO LIAM CATTERSON!!! .. but Catterson quickly backs away, as he lifts the ladder above his head and DROPS IT INTO METHUSELAHS LEGS, as Meth rolls into the ring embracing his right knee and Catterson slides the ladder in and brings himself in!
Masters: In as in to the ring, yes and as Methuselah is quickly getting up Catterson TACKLES INTO METHUSELAH, DRIVING HIM SPINEFIRST INTO THE LEANED WOODEN TABLE IN THE CORNER! The table has not broken but it surely has been rattled as Catterson backs up and runs for a DROPKICK INTO METH, SENDING HIM HURTLING SPINE FIRST INTO THE LEANED TABLE!! So quickly has a table been demolished and Catterson pulls the standing ladder from another turnbuckle, right into the middle of the ring! That is a fifteen foot ladder from what I know and Catterson is now climbing ever so quickly to take that King of Extreme crown!! He’s half way to the top!! But Methuselah will NOT have it, as hes walking gingerly out of the corner he shakes the ladder; Catterson jumps down and SWINGS wildly at Methuselah only for Meth to duck and nail the QUICK DOUBLE-ARM FLAPJACK FACEBUSTER! Right into the mat!
Stew: Liam Catterson rolls out of the ring holding his face, and Methuselah trails him sliding out as well and they are right before us as Meth picks up Catterson from behind and DROPS HIM STERNUM FIRST OVER OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! And Meth backs up after the breath-shortening whiplash just to take Catterson DOWN with the big boot to the face! Catterson is already trying to work his way up somehow and Methuselah grabs a standing wooden table from infront of us, as he folds the legs and carries it just to DRIVE THE EDGE STRAIGHT INTO LIAM CATTERSON’S RIBS! And as Liam favors his ribs Meth lifts the table and IMPALES IT DIRECTLY TO THE SKULL, sending Liam down!!! Methuselah drags the table to the apron and digs right under the apron just to pull out a…. a BARBEDWIRE TABLE. OHH MY GOD I DON’T EVEN WANNA KNOW…
Masters: Evil intent and nothing more or less than that, Stew. With that said Methuselah slides both tables into the ring and Meth turns back to Liam who is groggy and walking over to Meth, and Methuselah goes down to ONE KNEE AND IS SIGNATURELY STALKING LIAM as Methuselah runs towards LIAM CATTERSON FOR THE SPEEEEEEAR!!! OH NOOOOO!!! NO NO– NO, Liam LEAPS over Meth and in mid-air spins around as he lands behind Methuselah; and from the rear waistlock he hits the REVERSE SPINNING BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX SENDING METHUSELAH FLYING.. LANDING GUTFIRST INTO THE BARRICADE, AND COLLAPSING INTO THE CROWD!!! What an AMAZING reversal, AMAZING reversal by this young man! Methuselah is in the crowd coughing after that devastating reversal and members of the crowd move out of the way in fear of their own safety, which is at risk when you’re witnessing matches like these! Liam Catterson leaps onto the apron now and enters the ring… he grabs the ten foot ladder and he now leans the ten foot ladder on the ring ropes that are facing the crowd area Methuselah is in.. oh no..
Stew: Oh no is right.. Liam is looking to do something crazy… Liam Catterson grabs a nearby steel chair as Methuselah is barely getting to his feet and Liam Catterson holding the chair folds it up, backs up and RUNS INTO THAT LEANED LADDER… DIVING OUT OF THE RING AND STRAIGHT INTO THE CROWD FOR THE CHAIR-AIDED PLANCHA DIRECTLY INTO METHUSELAH!!!!!!!!! BUT EVASIVELY, METHUSELAH DUCKS AND LEAPS OVER THE BARRICADE TO THE RINGSIDE, AND LIAM CATTERSON ABSOLUTELY CRASHES AND BURNS INTO A PILE OF EMPTY CHAIRS AND CONCRETE!!!! OH NO!!!
Masters: That was UNREAL! We NEED to see that again, oh my goodness this was just incredible!
*Replay airs, showing Liam Catterson’s leap in several angles including birds-eye of him diving out of the ring, over a table at ringside and into the crowd*
Stew: What an unfortunate accident and thank GOD the audience had sense enough to move out of the way beforehand! Methuselah cared about nobody’s well being, just his own and Liam Catterson is a battered mess from that INSANE miss! He risked it all here, and now Methuselah has reached vertical base, and is snatching a seated steel chair folding it and entering the ring. Methuselah in the ring drops the chair and sets up a ladder in the ring; now he grabs one of the tables and sets those up… and grabs the BARBEDWIRE-COVERED TABLE and stacks that over the normal table right infront of the ladder. This is heart pounding, Meth has much more intentions then just winning the KOE crown, he will have Liam Catterson destroyed as Liam Catterson has just exited the crowd and is stumbling towards the ring apron, tripping over himself..
Masters: Now Methuselah heads to the ropes and drags Liam Catterson by his arm into the ring, and Methuselah pulls Liam in… and lifts him UP FOR THE POWERBOMB, AND WANTS TO HIT THE REVERSE POWERBOMB SENDING LIAM THROUGH BOTH TABLES– BUT LIAM CATTERSON IS SHIFTING, TWISTING AND TURNING AS METH STUMBLES AND CATTERSON JUMPS OFF METHS SHOULDERS AND ONTO THE LADDER! CATTERSON IS CLIMBING THE LADDER! And Methuselah is grabbing the leg, but Catterson KICKS into Meth’s face and is climbing quicker than lightning to the top despite all the pain he’s in! Now Methuselah jets to the corner and with ONE LEAP SPRINGS TO THE TOP ROPE, TURNS AROUND ON THE TOP AND AS CATTERSON IS ALMOST AT THE PEAK OF THE LADDER, METHUSELAH HITS THE MISSILE DROPKICK SENDING LIAM CATTERSON FALLING OFF THE LADDER, INTO ANOTHER LADDER LEANED ON THE TURNBUCKLE!!! LIAMS ENTIRE BODY MEETING UNFORGIVING METAL, AS HE FALLS TO THE FLOOR!
Stew: This is bad, this is REALLY bad for Liam! And Liam is on his back as Methuselah drags that closed, once-leaned ladder and drags it in front of Liams head… and places Liam’s head ontop of it. And now Meth closes the once-standing ladder that Liam was climbing on and drops it to the mat. Methuselah is GOING FOR A CAREER-ENDING MOVE, AS METH GRABS THE ENDS OF ONE LADDER AND LIFTS IT, HE’S GOING FOR THE CON-LADDER-TO!!! ONE MAN CON LADDER TO, but Liam JUMPS to both of his arms and pulls himself up as his BACK EATS THE PAIN! METHUSELAH DRIVES THE LADDER STRAIGHT INTO THE SPINE! AND METH LIFTS UP, AND HAMMERS DOWN WITH THE LADDER AGAIN! It requires SO MUCH strength to do that by Methuselah but Liam is paying the price as he is screaming in agony! And after Meth hits his several shots, Meth grabs a handful of Liams hair and is dragging him towards the two tables… but LIAM CATTERSON CLUBS AN UPPERCUT RIGHT INTO THE GROIN, AS METH STILL ON HIS FEET RELEASES AND CROUCHES OVER IN PAIN!
Masters: AND JUST LIKE THAT, LIAM WITH BARELY TWO FEET TO STAND ON SPRINGS OFF OF THE RING ROPES, AND CONNECTS THE DISASTER KICK!!! FOOT BOUNCING OFF THE SKULL, SENDING METH DOWN! Liam falls to his knees holding his back after being through alot of trauma already in this contest, but can have a little bit of reprieve after that bounce back move. Liam now quickly grabs one of the two ladders in the ring, and stands it up while panting heavily through it all and Catterson is getting ready to go for the crown! Liam Catterson is climbing up gingerly, and Methuselah is stirring already on a knee and can see Catterson trying to put this away! Methuselah grabs the other ladder as Liam is so out of it he’s doing nothing but climbing for his life, and Meth is climbing up the other side of the ladder that Liam Catterson is on, as both of these competitors are racing to the top!
Stew: And LIAM HAS GOTTEN THERE FIRST! LIAM IS RUSHING, GRABBING ONTO THE CROWN THAT IS SWAYING AND METHUSELAH SPEEDS UP THE LAST SEVERAL STEPS GETTING ONTO LIAMS LEVEL! And Liam throws a hay maker, but Meth blocks it and connects a HEADBUTT! And Meth grabs Liams head and FACE PLANTS him into the top of the ladder as Liam is about to fall from the top, Liam’s about to plummet through the Barbedwire table stacked on another table behind him!!! Liam stops himself and Liam runs up the last three steps of the ladder and SUNSET FLIPS over the top of the ladder, over Methuselah and behind Meth as Liam lands on his feet… and LIAM CATTERSON LIFTS THE LEGS OF THE LADDER AND PULLS IT UP AS METHUSELAH IS LEANED FORWARD AND GOES FLYING FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER, SPINNING IN MIDAIR AND CRASHING THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE STACKED TABLES!!!!! BAH GAAWD!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!!!! THE QUICK THINKING REQUIRED, THE BALANCE REQUIRED, THIS IS UNREAL! Methuselah has been OBLITERATED!
*Replays show of Methuselah’s table crash*
Masters: Obliterated is only briefing it likely! Meth’s entire body has been sent into Barbedwire at a height of 15 feet above the ring! Liam Catterson is simply trying to get up after he collapses to a knee and Methuselah is laid out in a pile of broken wood and splinters and BARBEDWIRE, as there is no telling how many gashes are across Methuselah’s body! Liam Catterson rolls out of the ring oddly enough… Catterson looks enraged now, hes in pain but he wants MORE of this action as he pulls out a trashcan with a lid over it! A trashcan has been pulled out and it looks loaded.. Liam pulls off the lid and lifts the trashcan over his head…. and AT THE RINGSIDE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE BOTTOM OF THE RAMP, LIAM CATTERSON UNLOADS AN ENTIRE TRASHCAN FULL OF TACKS!!!! SWEET JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH, THAT’S UNLIKE ANYTHING I’VE EVER SEEN!
Stew: I’M GETTING SICK TO MY STOMACH! THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF TACKS SPREAD OUT! Oh lord, Liam is looking down at this menacingly and he rolls back into the ring as Methuselah has barely rolled over let alone mounted any standing position.. and Liam Catterson PULLS METHUSELAH IN FOR A POWERBOMB TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, A JACKKNIFE LOOKING POWERBOMB THAT IF THROWN FAR ENOUGH WILL SEND METHUSELAH INTO THOUSANDS OF UNFORGIVING THUMBTACKS… but Methuselah BACKFLIPS from Liams grasp, and lands on the ring apron! And Meth SHOULDERS into Liam’s gut and from the apron hits the BACK BODY DROP TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING BEHIND HIM!!! LIAM IS HURTLING HIGH INTO THE AIR– AND SOMEHOW, AMAZINGLY HE LANDS ON HIS FEET IN FRONT OF THE TACKS! But look at Meth, he jumps into the ring, backs into the ropes and LEAPS OVER THE ROPES AS LIAM TURNS AROUND–
Masters: FLYING SENTON!!! DIVING SENTON OVER THE ROPES DOWN ONTO LIAM CATTERSON– BUT LIAM CATTERSON JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY!!! AND SOMEHOW METHUSELAH SENSES THAT IN MID AIR AND LANDS AT A CROUCHING STANCE OVER WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN AN UNTIMELY END OF THE MATCH! Catterson now charges towards Methuselah and Methuselah grabs Liam by the head and BASHES him face first into the first ladder at the bottom of the ramp! Liam holds his face in pain and Meth SWEEPS LIAM CATTERSON OFF HIS FEET GRABBING THE ANKLES, AS LIAM FALLS SPINE FIRST INTO THOSE THUMBTACKS AND LIAM IS SHRIEKING IN TERRIBLE AMOUNT OF PAIN! THOSE UNFORGIVING THUMBTACKS ARE BEING PUNCHED INTO HIS SPINE! Liam rolls off of his back as OH GOD.. YOU CAN SEE THAT SPINE OF LIAM CATTERSON WITH THUMBTACKS, DOZENS AND DOZENS OF TACKS ALL OVER THE BACK OF HIS ARMS AND INTO HIS SPINE AND HIS NECK!
Stew: Methuselah is not wasting any time as Liam writhes in agony, he grabs that wooden table leaning on the side of the ramp and sets it up right over the spot Liam Catterson landed just now with still so many thumbtacks piled around! And Methuselah heads over to Liam who is using the barricade to pull himself up and Methuselah throws punches, punches into the skull directly and THROWS Liam over the set up wooden table! Methuselah walks to the ringside and grabs a steel chair, folding it up and goes back to the bottom of the ramp as Catterson pulls himself off the table and turns around to MEET A DIRECT CHAIR SHOT TO THE SKULL BY METHUSELAH!!!! AS LIAM FALLS BACK AND LANDS BACK ONTO THE TABLE, KNOCKED OUT! AND METHUSELAH IS LOOKING UP THAT LADDER AS EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING KNOWS WHAT IS RUNNING THROUGH HIS MIND! METHUSELAH, HOLDING THE CHAIR TUCKS IT UNDERNEATH HIS ARM AND AS IF HE WERE HYPNOTIZED, IS HEADING UP THE STEPS OF THAT LADDER RIGHT IN FRONT OF LIAM CATTERSON. HE CLIMBS BACKWARDS UP THE STEPS WITH ONE SIDE OF HIS BODY FACING LIAM CATTERSON, AND METHUSELAH IS NEARLY AT THE TOP OF THAT 15 FOOT LADDER AS A DEMONIC AND PSYCHOPATHIC LOOK DEVOURS HIS FACE EXPRESSION!!! HE LETS OUT A YELL, AND LEAPS OFF FOR THE WINGS OF HELL!!!!!!! THE WINGS OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!!! SENDING LIAM CATTERSON PLUMMETING INTO DEFEAT!!!!!!5
Masters: WELCOME TO HELL, LIAM CATTERSON!! THAT IS ALLL SHE WROTE, MY GOD THIS YOUNG MAN HAS BEEN OBLITERATED AND THEN SOME! AND METHUSELAH, ON HIS KNEES CRAWLS BACK TO THE RING APRON, AND DRAGS HIMSELF INTO THE RING KNOWING LIAM CATTERSON IS ABSOLUTELY FINISHED! METHUSELAH GRABS THE OPEN LADDER LEANED ON THE ROPES, AND STANDS IT BACK UP DRAGGING IT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING. METHUSELAH, WITH HIS BACK TO THE BROKEN LIAM CATTERSON WHO HAS NOT EVEN MOVED A MUSCLE IS CLIMBING UP THE STEPS OF THE LADDER! LIAM CATTERSON TAKES ONE ATTEMPT TO SIT UP, BUT THE ATTEMPT IS FUTILE AND METHUSELAH IS HALF WAY UP…… 3/4THS OF THE WAY UP…. NEARING THE TOP.
Stew: HEY!!!! HEY THERE’S A DISTURBANCE IN THE CROWD! SOMEONE JUMPS OUT FROM IN BETWEEN THE ANNOUNCE TABLES AND ITS A LONG HAIRED MAN WAIT… WAIT WAIT…. ITS DARK DEMON!!!! DARK DEMON SLIDES INTO THE RING AND CLIMBS UP THE STEPS OF THE LADDER!!!!!!!!!! METHUSELAH HAS NO TIME AT ALL TO EVEN REACT AS METH WAS JUST REACHING FOR THE CROWN, AND DARK DEMON LOOKING AS ENRAGED AS EVER SPEEDS UP TO THE TOP! METHUSELAH SWINGS FOR A PUNCH, BUT DEMON BLOCKS IT AND DARK DEMON LEAPS AND CONNECTS THE ROLLING ELBOW OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER ON METHUSELAH!!!!!!!!!!! BAH GAWD!!!! BAH GAWD!!!! BAH GAWD METHUSELAH IS SENT OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER AS DEMON IS SENT OFF AS WELL AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! METH LANDS ON THE CANVAS ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! WHY???? WHAT IS THE REASON?!?!?!
Masters: You can make PLENTY of reasons why! But now’s NOT the time to ask questions! Methuselah was RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE and Dark Demon has come and sent Methuselah down with that SHOT! And now Dark Demon grabs the ladder in the middle of the ring and folds it up, carrying it as Methuselah is on his knees grabbing his head moving literally by REFLEX… and METH SPAGHETTI LEGGED ON HIS FEET MEETS DEMON, WHO DRIVES THE LADDER DIRECTLY INTO METHUSELAHS LEFT ARM!!! And Meth falls to the mat clutching his arm, as he rolls out of the ring to the side of the ring near the steps! And Dark Demon doesn’t look finished AT ALL, as he slides out of the ring and pulls Methuselah’s barely breathing body up to a vertical base… and with ALL HE HAS!!! ALL HE HAS WHIPS METHUSELAH FULL FORCE INTO THE BARRICADE, SENDING HIM CRASHING SPINE FIRST AND COLLAPSING IN THE BARRICADE TO THE FAR LEFT OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! Demon is pulling at his hair, ENRAGED but is satisfied seemingly with his actions, as he walks over to the bottom of the ramp and see’s Liam Catterson on his knees…
Stew: Dark Demon stares at Liam Catterson as Liam is on one knee, swaying, not moving, swaying to his feet by some act of God and DARK DEMON CHARGES WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW ON LIAM CATTERSON!!!!!!!! KNOCKING THE TEETH OUT OF THIS POOR YOUNG MAN!!!!!! AND DARK DEMON GRABS LIAMS BODY, AND TAKES LIAM TO THE APRON AS HE ROLLS LIAM OR WHATEVER’S LEFT OF HIM INTO THE RING, TURNS AROUND AND WALKS UP THE RAMP WITHOUT REGRET OR EXPLANATION TO ANY OF THIS!
Masters: We still have a King of Extreme Finals match, this isn’t over until one of these two men grab the crown and Methuselah is out at ringside, while Liam Catterson is laying in a pool of his own blood and drool in the ring! Dark Demon has changed the course of this entire night dramatically because just when Methuselah had his hands on the crown, in comes Dark Demon as he walks through the curtain. The referee is defenseless, he can’t do anything about this; he has two knocked out competitors and nothing to show for and at best Methuselah is CLAWING with blood and perhaps tears clogging his vision. Liam Catterson in the ring is bleeding from the mouth, perhaps internal bleeding. There are broken table shards, thumbtacks and stains of blood everywhere thus far and Methuselah has a crimson cape for a back being all that damage hes taken to the spine from his table crashes! Both of these guys are hurt but while Liam Catterson rolls to his side, Methuselah is up to his knees and a moment passes by before he digs underneath the apron.
Stew: Liam Catterson is at the bottom of the ladder, looking up at his dream still floating above him; with over a dozen painful steps to climb to get there. Catterson takes the first few steps as you can see Methuselah favoring his left arm, it must have been hurt. Methuselah tosses a steel chair into the ring and slides in, picking up and stumbles over to Catterson as Liam is halfway up the ladder, and Meth BASHES THE CHAIR OVER LIAM’S SPINE! Liam falls off the ladder onto an arm, and Liam gets back up as Methuselah SMASHES THE CHAIR OVER HIS SKULL AGAIN! Liam stumbles and falls to his face as Methuselah is heading towards the corner and climbs up to the top carrying that steel chair… oh no, oh no!!!
Masters: Methuselah wants to end much more than this match as he’s up to the top turnbuckle, holding the chair and is GONNA GO FOR THAT TOP ROPE CONCHAIRTO, THE SAME MOVE THAT PUT TROY CONWAY OUT OF ACTION! AND METH STANDS UP WITH THE CHAIR OVER HIS HEAD AND LEAPS OFF…. But the chair SMACKS into the mat as Liam rolls out of the way, and Meth with his handes rattled by the impact swings AGAIN at Liam, but Liam slides out of the ring right to in front of us, and crawls underneath the apron! Methuselah steps over the ropes and onto the apron looking for Catterson… and Liam Catterson pulls out a 15 foot ladder, but has no idea that Methuselah is standing right behind him as Meth is waiting for Liam who is holding the ladder in front of him to turn around… LIAM DOES, AND METH SWINGS FOR THE HEAD– BUT LIAM BLOCKS THE HEAD SHOT WITH THE LADDER LIFTING IT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE, AND LIAM SWINGS THE END OF THE LADDER INTO METHUSELAH’S GUT! And Liam backs up alittle but and runs FULL FORCE, BASHING THE MIDDLE OF THE LADDER OVER METH’S SKULL!
Stew: Methuselah is knocked right down after those heavy ladder shots and now… it.. it appears Liam is setting one end of the ladder on the hood of our announce table, and bridges the other side to set on the ring apron. This is a very dangerous situation and Liam Catterson knows exactly what he’s doing as he scoops Methuselah up from his knees.. you can see Methuselah is BUSTED open, good God that is the cost of a match like this. Liam hooks him, lifts him for the VERTICAL SUPLEX… AND DROPS METHUSELAH SPINE FIRST INTO THE LADDER!!!! UGH GOD METH’S BODY IS COMPLETELY CONTORTED BY THAT SNAP SUPLEX, AS METH IS LAID OUT PERPENDICULAR ON THE LADDER WITH HIS BODY LOOKING MANGLED! But Liam isn’t stopping there, Liam climbs up onto the ladder now… and is pulling his knee pads in proper place of his knees, which looks really bad if he’s gonna do what I think he’s doing. Catterson pulls Meth up by his hair and PULLS HIM IN!!!!!!! HOOKS DOUBLE UNDERHOOK, AND THE CATTERSON IMPACT CONNECTS!!!!!
Masters: NO!!! METH BREAKS THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK, AND HITS THE BACKBODY DROP AS LIAM GOES FLYING AND CRASHES SPINEFIRST INTO THE LADDER! One of Meth’s feet slip through a step of the ladder after that, but that was absolutely sound of a reversal from a match-ending move as Liam Catterson rolls onto our announce table to get away from the cold and gruesome surface of the ladder. Methuselah limps his way to the ring apron side of the ladder now and turns around… turns towards Liam Catterson. Oh no. Move out of the way, Stew. *Masters and Stew adjust their headset and stand up* This is.. this is really bad.. Catterson is on his knees on the hood of our table holding his back and is getting up and METHUSELAH IS CROUCHED OVER, WAITING FOR CATTERSON TO HIT HIS FEET!!! METHUSELAH WANTS TO END IT ALL!!!
Stew: AND METH DOES AS HE RUNS ACROSS THAT LADDER AND CONNECTS THE SPEEEEEEEAR!!!!! SENDING LIAM AND HIMSELF CRASHING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE, AND THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET!!!!!!!
**Both Liam and Methuselah are laid out in the rubble, as replays air showing different views of the spear**
Masters: EAW ACTION THE WAY IT SHOULD BE! WE GOT FAR MORE THAN WE BARGAINED FOR FROM THIS ONE! THAT WAS A-MAZING, METHUSELAH FAILS TO DISAPPOINT AFTER THAT AMAZING MOVE! Methuselah pulls himself up to his knees and as you can notice he is favoring his left arm that was struck with a ladder shot by Demon earlier, and as Liam Catterson is in TOTAL wreckage! Methuselah can barely even walk, he is crawling towards the Steel steps to the right of us and is literally using it to crawl up and slither into the ring… and Liam Catterson on his back pulls himself to the barricade behind us, using it to sit up on and is clutching his ribs and is spitting out blood. It’s clear he is completely out of commission, as Methuselah.
Stew: Methuselah is in front of the ladder and climbing up it with literally one arm, his left arm seems to be immobilized for the most part and his right is all it has for support. He is fading fast and is climbing step after step, half way up the ladder as Liam Catterson has not even gotten to his feet yet! Methuselah continues climbing but even that is a grueling task– and METH STUMBLES AS HE IS 3/4THS OF THE WAY THERE, HE LOSES CONSCIOUSNESS FOR A BRIEF MOMENT AND FALLS OFF– but luckily lands on his side and is back at the bottom again! THIS is what a match like this takes out of you! Climbing a ladder becomes climbing mountains! And Meth continues his trip as Catterson is using the barricade for sheer support, back onto his feet as Methuselah is half way up still using only his right arm to climb! But Liam Catterson is now, while gasping for air walking up the ring steps and is climbing up the turnbuckle!!! BUT METHUSELAH IS AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER AND HAS BOTH HANDS ON THE CROWN– BUT LIAM CATTERSON LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND MISSILE DROPKICKS THE LADDER SENDING IT DOWN– LEAVING METHUSELAH WITH BOTH HANDS STILL HANGING ON THE ROPE AND THE CROWN AT THE BOTTOM OF IT, MAKING UNHOOKING IT MUCH MORE TEDIOUS!
Masters: Methuselah is hanging on for his life and Liam is furious about that as Liam runs to another turnbuckle, leaps off for the DIVING ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP—- BUT METHUSELAH IS STILL HOLDING ON!!!! METHUSELAH IS HOLDING ONTO LIAM CATTERSONS WEIGHT WITH VIRTUALLY ONLY ONE GOOD ARM!! AND NOW LIAM CATTERSON, IN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP POSITION PULLS HIS LOWER BODY UP IN HURRICANA POSITION WITH THE DANGLING LEGSCIZZORS AROUND METH’S HEAD- AND LIAM PULLS HIMSELF UP, HOOKS AROUND METH’S HEAD IN MIDAIR AND YANKS METH DOWN 17 FEET INTO THE MAT FOR THE REVERSE DDT!!! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!! I’VE NEVER SEEN SUCH BODY CONTROL, EVER!
Stew: METHUSELAH IS FINISHED. I DON’T KNOW HOW LIAM CATTERSON COULD REBOUND FROM THAT SPEAR, BUT HE DID.. BUT AT WHAT COST? BOTH MEN ARE DOWN IN THE RING AND CATTERSON IS STILL IN TERRIBLE SHAPE, HOW MUCH DID HE SACRIFICE TO PULL OFF THAT MOVE? Nonetheless, that was one for the highlight reel as both competitors are flat on the mat and Catterson is just trying to make something out of nothing with Methuselah holding his head and unresponsive. Liam Catterson rolls to the apron, slithers out of the ring and drags a table back with him into the ring. Catterson rolls to the side of the ring apron where we are and drags in the ladder to the ring. Catterson drags the ladder and stands it up on the far side of the ring afew feet from the ropes on the side facing the ramp. He sets it up perpendicular to the ramp and takes the table, setting it up in front of the steps of the ladder. Catterson now takes the other ladder and stands it up in the middle of the ring with the steps parallel to the ramp with one set of steps facing the ramp and the other step facing us.
Masters: And Methuselah is still knocked out, as Liam Catterson grabs Meth by his sore left arm and puts Meth on his shoulder, walks around the main ladder and rolls Meth off his shoulder laying him flat on his back on the table! And now Catterson climbs the steps of the ladder in front of the table and is looking down at Methuselah!!! LIAM WANTS TO PUT METHUSELAH AWAY FOR GOOD!!! LIAM IS NOW ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER, STANDING ALL THE WAY UP— BUT METHUSELAH LIFTS HIS LEGS, AND KIPS OFF OF THE TABLE AND IMMEDIATELY BEGINS CLIMBING THE MAIN LADDER TO THE KING OF EXTREME CROWN! LIAM WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD THINKING METHUSELAH WAS FINISHED, AND MEN HAVE MADE MISTAKES LIKE THAT BEFORE! METHUSELAH IS CLIMBING AS QUICKLY AS HE CAN, AND I DON’T KNOW WHEN METH WOKE UP BUT IT WAS AT THE RIGHT TIME AS LIAM IS SHOCKED! Catterson now climbs OVER the top of the ladder to the other side of the ladder, on the steps facing Methuselah with Liam right infront of the table! This is all or nothing right now!
Stew: And Catterson leans over with a RIGHT HAND, CLUBBING THE SIDE OF METHS HEAD! And Meth leans over for a right hand of his own, but Liam blocks that and Liam LEAPS from his ladder right onto the same ladder Methuselah is on, on the same steps, right next to him! Liam grabs Meths head and BASHES him face first into the ladder steps, and Catterson PULLS METHS HEAD UNDERNEATH HIS ARM GOING FOR THE CUTTERSON!!!!! CUTTERSON FROM OVER HALFWAY OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!!!!!! AND METHUSELAH GOES FLYING FACE FIRST THROUGH THE WOODEN TABLE!!!!!!!!! NO MORE!!! END THIS!!! END THIS NOW!!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR BOTH OF THEM!!!!!
Masters: Liam took some of that crash as u can see a GIGANTIC GASH across Liam’s upper back near his shoulder with blood oozing out of it. This is horrific, something children should absolutely not see and something that we never expected to see. But Catterson is still living as Methuselah is face first through wood! Liam Catterson works his way to to his feet and Catterson ever so desperately climbs back up the ladder, this time at the opposite side of Methuselah… and this is the home stretch! Methuselah is down and out and Catterson is climbing in a blaze of glory looking for something! Liam Catterson, debuting at Pain for Pride knows that he was destined and knew that this day would come! With astonishment he looks up at his crown knowing that his entire future is in that crown. BUT…… BUT THE INHUMANITY….. METHUSELAH’S HEAD POPS UP AS YOU CAN SEE ANOTHER GIANT GASH ACROSS METH’S FOREHEAD, AND AN ENRAGED LOOK ON HIS FACE!!! METHUSELAH SLUGGISHLY PUSHES HIMSELF UP, I DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT IM SEEING! METH GETS ONTO HIS KNEES AND IS PUTTING HIS PALMS ON THE BOTTOM RUNGS OF THE LADDER AS LIAM CATTERSON IS REACHING THE TOP… AND METH WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT IS SHAKING THE LADDER! THIS IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE! THERE, I SAID IT!
Stew: Methuselah this absolute freak is climbing the ladder on the other side of Liam after he was JUST PUT through a moment ago! AND METHUSELAH CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER AT THE SAME TIME LIAM CATTERSON DOES, WITH AN EVIL GRIN ON HIS FACE AS LIAM’S JAW DROPS! AND METH SWINGS RIGHT HANDS, OVER AND OVER INTO LIAMS FACE AS LIAMS GRIP IS GONE AND HE FALLS BACK!!!
Masters: NO, LIAM CATCHES HIMSELF AT THE LAST SECOND AND SWINGS BACK WITH A FIST TO THE JAW OF METH! And there these two men go, trading punches at the top of this ladder as METH CONNECTS THE UPPERCUT! AND LIAM’S HEAD IS COCKED BACK AND HIS EYES ARE SHUT, HES HANGING ON SUB CONSCIOUSLY AS METH CLIMBS UP FURTHER WITH HIS CHEST IN EQUAL LEVEL TO THE KING OF EXTREME CROWN AND BEGINS TO UNHOOK IT–
Stew: BUT CATTERSON WAKES UP AND JUMPS UP AFEW MORE RUNGS, SNATCHES THE CROWN FROM METH’S HANDS AND SMASHES IT INTO METHUSELAH’S SKULL! METH HAS NO BALANCE!
Liam: THIS IS MINE!!!!
Stew: AND LIAM CATTERSON SHOVES METH FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER, AS METHUSELAH FALLS BACKWARDS AND CRASHES THROUGH THE CANVAS!!! THROUGH THE CANVAS, LEAVING A GAPING HOLE IN THE MAT!!! AND LIAM SNATCHES THE KING OF EXTREME CROWN FROM THE HOOK, FALLING TO THE MAT WITHOUT A CARE IN THE WORLD!!!! LIAM CATTERSON IS THE NEW KING OF EXTREME!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “Wrong – Depeche Mode” hits. Liam passes out, laying on his back in the ring with the crown in one hand as the ref raises his hand )
Ring Announcer: Your winner and the NEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW 2013 KING OF EXTREEEEEME…. LLLLLLLLIAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM CATTERSOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Masters: Im speechless. Words can’t describe what we just saw. I think im done for the night, that was one of the best contest I’ve ever witnessed in my career of broadcasting.
Stew: This was RIDICULOUSLY amazing and I honestly wasn’t prepared for half of what we saw. I was at the edge the entire time and it didn’t matter who you rooted for, because at the end of the day you got what you wanted.
Masters: This match won’t be forgotten. If Liam Catterson becomes a big star in this company, this will be the match he refers to. This may have been the biggest match Liam will ever compete in because of what this crown has granted him, who he faced and what we just witnessed. And I do believe this was a milestone match in Methuselah’s career as well. We saw things that we’ve never seen before and things we may never see again. I truly feel sorry for you if you weren’t here for this.
( Two stretchers are pulled down the ramp and next to the ring, as several officials drag Liam’s body out of the ring. Liam, despite seemingly unconscious still his grip of his King of Extreme crown and he is carried onto the stretcher as the referee walks up the ramp carrying the crown for Liam as he is pulled up the ramp to a standing ovation )
Stew: That is your King of Extreme, ladies and gentlemen…
( Liam’s music continues as he is being pulled up the ramp. a moment passes by )
( Methuselah crawls out from underneath the apron with a blood painted face and blood spewing from his body. Officials surround him, but he continues crawling up the ramp )
Masters: My God..
( Methuselah continues crawling up the ramp extremely slowly, and attempts to descend to the side of the stage. He does, reaching his feet and makes two steps and collapses as officials surround him )
Stew: That’s all we have for you tonight. We hope you were here and we hope you come back for more amazing EAW action on Dynasty, Showdown and Turbo. Signing off with Masters, im Stew-O.. goodnight.
(Camera fades to black)
( EAW logo buzzes )
