(A long red carpet is shown, with banners on the royal walls with images of MvM, Mak and Robbie V wearing their crowns)
(Camera zooms down the carpet up to a large throne at the very end as “All of the Lights” by Kanye West hits)
(Camera fades into the arena, focusing on a throne on the stage, and fading down the carpeted ramp as a fireworks display shoots up from the stage)
Deadprez: WELCOME!! Welcome to the packed-to-the-barriers — as we here at Extreme Answerz Wrestling bring to you the THIRD annual King of Extreme Free Per View! We’re gonna see loads of battles, loads of excitement and loads of surprises tonight, just as we do at every big event like this one! Deadprez here from the Showdown crew alongside my EAW veteran partner, ETR… And next to us as well is the Dynasty commentating team, Stew-O and Hey Yo Chico! How’s it going guys?!
Stew-O: Thank you Prez and it’s going great… Really excited to be here tonight to witness the next KING of EAW be crowned! And that’s not even where it ends! We’ve got an EAW Championship match on our hands, a number one contender’s match for the World Heavyweight Championship, an Interwire Championship match.. even a Vixens match, we’ve got it all tonight… the sights, the sounds and everything in between! Sit back and relax like a KING as you’re witnessing the historic third King of Extreme event!
(Camera fades away from the announcers, panning over the crowd as the National Extreme Championship Graphic appears)
Ring Announcer: The following is a TRIPLE THREAT MATCH that is set for ONE FALL! And it is for the NATIONAL EXTREMEEE CHAMMMPIONSHIPPPP!!!
(SG2’s music hits the arena.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Hollywood, California, weighing in at 268 pounds, SG2!!!!!!!
Stew: Here we have one of EAW’s fastest rising stars…well…ever! SG2 burst onto the scene here in EAW a few months ago and absolutely lit the place on fire! Not to mentions he’s been on one hell of a momentum roll these past few weeks. Could tonight be it?
(John Alloy’s music hits.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the next challenger, from Mount Elbert, Colorado, weighing in at 232 pounds, IRONCLAD…JOOOOOHN ALLOOOOOY!!!!
HYC: John Alloy…what is there to say about this guy? I’m not gonna lie, sure, he is somewhat of a freak at times, but at the end of the day he does what matters. He wins. He’s been kicking ass and taking names; who’s to say that’s gonna stop tonight?
(George Copeland’s music hits.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Manchester, England, weighing in at 234 pounds, THE FUTURE…THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION…GEEEEEEOOOOOORGE COPELAAAAAAND!!!!
Stew: And last but most certainly not least, the National Extreme Champion himself, George Copeland! This man has been HOT recently HYC; you couldn’t put this guy out with gasoline and lighter! He’s been a great National Extreme Champ thus far!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
HYC: So he’s hot, huh Stew? Keep you’re sick fantasies out of the broadcast booth; we have a contest to call as this match gets underway! The three competitors are standing around the ring scouting one another waiting for a moment to strike and….
Stew: But then, just when things start to heat up, George Copeland steps out of the ring and grabs a steel chair from the audience; but instead of using it in classic EAW Fashion, he opens it and sits down. SG2 is now screaming at GC to get his ass back in the ring!
HYC: Oh god! But look! Now out of nowhere comes John Alloy with a clubbing blow to the back of SG2’s head! SG2 falls to the second rope where Alloy drives his knee to the back of his fallen opponent choking the life out of him! Alloy breaks the hold.
Stew: Alloy breaks the hold and sets up SG2 in the corner where he begins going to work with the clubbing blows to the face and torso toped off by a knee to the gut! Alloy grabs SG2 and executes a side hip toss followed by a HUGE knee to the spine of SG2!
HYC: Alloy is bringing the pain to SG2 and he lifts him to his feet and picks him up for…for…AN INVERTED ONE HANDED PRESS! GOOD GOD JOHN ALLOY JUST SENT SG2 CRASHING OUTSIDE OF THE RING! WAIT A SECOND!
Stew: NO! SG2 latches himself to the top rope and lands on the apron! John Alloy turns around only to see SG2 standing on the apron and charges his opponent! BUT SG2 PULLS DOWN THE BOTTOM ROPE AND ALLOY GOES FLYING!
HYC: Alloy goes tumbling to the outside as SG2 crawls into the ring and pulls himself to his feet. SG2 stands up and looks over the ropes at the broken body of John Alloy and seems pleased and he turns around…BUT LOOK!
Stew: George Copeland comes out of nowhere with that steel chair and blast it across the forehead of SG2! George Copeland’s plan worked to perfection! He was momentarily forgotten about and he took advantage and had no plans on stopping! Look here!
HYC: George grabs SG2 by the head and lifts him to the feet before Irish Whipping him into he ropes. SG2 bounces back and is nailed with NASTY SPINEBUSTER! GC hops up in adrenaline and makes a snapping motion over his knee! What’s he thinking now?
Stew: GC walks over and stands behind SG2 who slowly begins to make it to his feet…slowly…tactically…AND…HE LOCKS IT IN! GC LOCKS IN A CHICKENWING REAR NAKED CHOKEHOLD! SG2 MIGHT TAP!
HYC: SG2 is struggling after taking more and more punishment as this match went on and now he’s locked in the submission! He’s only got one arm! He has nowhere to go! HE WON’T TAP BUT HE’S FADING….HE’S OUT! SG2’s EYES ARE CLOSED!
Stew: SG2 falls forward unconscious and inadvertently executes a jawbreaker! :O! :O!
HYC: GC goes staggering backwards into the ropes clutching his throat as John Alloy jumps onto the apron! Alloy has that baseball bat in hand and he places it over the throat of GC before jumping down from the apron! Reverse Guillotine Connects!
Stew: John Alloy rolls into the ring with his bat and DRIVES IT INTO THE SPINE OF AN ALREADY UNCONSCIOUS SG2! THIS ONE COULD BE OVER AS ALLOY GOES FOR THE PIN ON SG2!!!
Stew: But the hold is broken up by the National Extreme Champion! He was a second away from losing this championship! GC grabs Alloy by the hair, standing him up, but Alloy pushes away his arms and begins throwing wild punches! They’re Connecting!
HYC: One after another shots to the face of GC, but GC manages to duck one and take back control! GC nails a forearm to the back followed by a neckbreaker! GC has regained control of this match as he goes to the second rope hitting a axe handle to Alloy!
Stew: GC is circling the fallen adversary with the occasional stomp as he plans his next move. Seconds later GC grabs Alloy by the face and places him in the corner and stood on the second rope…GC IS SENDING PUNCHES INTO THE FACE OF ALLOY!!!
HYC: George Copeland grabs John Alloy by the back of the skull now and throws him over the ropes down to the floor on the outside. And Copeland now turns to SG2 whos just now starting to stir in the corner. And Copeland brings SG2 to the middle of the ring and George looks SG2 square in the eyes…and there he hooks him up for THE DEATH SENTENCE!!!
Stew:NOOO HE DOESNT…SG2 PUSHES COPELAND OFF THE ROPES AND HITS THE SPINEBUSTER AS HE RETURNS. SG2 SPRINGS UP AND STANDS ABOVE GC AND TAKES OFF THE ELBOW PAD. AND SG2 THROWS IT TO THE CROWD AND HE IS GOING FOR THE MOST ELECTRIFYING MOVE ON DYNASTY TODAY, AND SG2 SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND JUMPS OVER GC AND…
HYC: COLD ROLLED STEEL FROM JOHN ALLOY:-o:-o:-o OUT OF NOWHERE ON SG2!!! AND NOW IRONCLAD GOES FOR THE PINFALL.
ANNOUNCER: AND YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION…..JOHN ALLOY!!!!!
(Camera fades backstage to the main extremist locker room showing Y2Impact, throwing a chair into the wall in frustration)
Y2Impact: IT’S MINE!!!… THAT BELT IS MINE ALREADY!!
(Impact grabs the chair, and smashes it into the lockers)
Y2Impact: WHY DO I HAVE TO CONTINUE TO FIGHT FOR IT?!
(Impact grabs Alejandro Ariel, who was standing nearby at his locker by the shoulder)
Y2Impact: Do YOU know?! Cuz I sure as hell DO NOT… This is nothing but CORRUPTION.. at its FINEST!!
(Y2Impact storms out of the locker room as Flashback is walking through the halls)
Flashback: Oh! Impact! I was just looking for you…
Y2Impact: I don’t have time for a damn interview Flashback… Just know that I’m gonna do something about this nonsense… I’m the BEST DAMN HUMAN BEING TO EVER GRACE THE SURFACE OF THIS PLANET… AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME, EVEN AFTER BEING SCREWED OUT OF MY REMATCH AT NO REGARDS THAT I STILL HAVE TO FIGHT FOR ANOTHER CHANCE?! BULLSHIT, FLASHBACK… BULLSHIT!! YOU DON’T GET AWAY WITH TREATING IMPACT LIKE THIS… AND I’M GONNA FIX IT RIGHT UP, YOU JUST WATCH!!
(Y2Impact continues walking down the hallway)
(The camera fades to a room with a giant concrete crypt in it)
Hey Yo Chico: What the hell is going on, what is that thing?
A Voice Inside the box: LET ME OUT…I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE…LET ME OOOUUUTTT!!!
(The front of the box opens slightly as smoke pours out before The Dark Emperor finally steps out looking bigger and more demonic than ever)
DE: After tonight, the time will be truely mine to ravage this land of Extreme. And Matt Ryder your head is first at the chopping block, because now risen from the dead and absorbed into one evil host…The God of Armageddon has stepped forth onto this earth. See you out there littlelamb, see you for your slaughter
(Dark Emperor walks out of the room as the camera fades back to the ring)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for ONE FALL… and is for the INTERBRAND CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!!!
(The Dark Emperor’s music hits as an eerie blue lighting takes over the arena)
Ring Announcer: Entering first is the challenger… from the Kingdom of Hades… weighing in at 275 pounds… THE DARKKKKKKK EMPPERORRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Deadprez: Welcome back out to ringside ladies and gentlemen and as you can see, we’re about to get underway with the Interbrand Championship match! The Dark Emperor and Matt Ryder have been trading stabs at each other for weeks… Matt Ryder has gotten into the head of DE by trying to humiliate and embarrass his challenger… but DE looks to stay strong and not let the champ get into his head…
(Matt Ryder’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing next… from Long Island, New York.. weighing in at 220 pounds… He is the INTERBRANNDDDD CHAMMPIONNNNNNNNN!!!! MATTTTTT!!!! RYYYDERRRRRR!!!!
(Matt Ryder hurries down the ramp and slides into the ring, removing his silver jacket and sunglasses as he and the Dark Emperor meet in the center of the ring)
ETR: Here we go!
(The referee holds the Interbrand Championship high in the air, and hands it to the ring announcer on the outside as he calls for the bell)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: The Dark Emperor seems to have gone through a transformation as the bell rings! A look of anger just took over him as he powers Matt Ryder back into the corner.. and he’s BASHING in lefts and rights to Matt’s unprotected body! Matt is trying to fight out, but there’s no doubting that DE has Matt under his COMPLETE control! DE grabs Matt by the back of his neck… and pulls him away from the corner…. BUT NOT FOR LONG!!! DE, HOLDING ONTO MATT’S NECK JUST USED HIM AS A GODDAMN BATTERING RAM, RAMMING HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!! MATT’S GOTTA BE LOOPY!!
ETR: Matt just falls backwards into a seated position, facing the corner as the Dark Emperor heads off the ropes… and CONNECTS with a low dropkick to the seated Matt Ryder! Right into his back as Ryder falls to his side, not quite knowing where he is right now! DE goes right into submission mode now… with Matt Ryder knocked woozy and vulnerable on the canvas, DE locks the champion into a sleeper hold, trying to take advantage of his blurred mental state! DE is wrenching at the head of Matt Ryder… and Matt is looking for a way out, but as of now, he’s unsuccessful…
Deadprez: The Dark Emperor is what I like to call a 5-Tool Extremist… He’s got all the main talents needed to thrive in this industry… The power, the submission skill, high flying, intimidation and immense stamina needed to take his opponents deep into matches! But I don’t know how deep this one will go with Matt Ryder fading quickly to the sleeper hold of the Dark Emperor!! Matt is trying to inch his way toward the ropes… but DE DRAGS HIM ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! AND MATT IS NEARLY PASSED OUT!!
ETR: BUT QUICKLY, MATT SWINGS AN ELBOW BACK INTO THE SIDE OF DE’S HEAD!! DE IS KNOCKED AWAY AS MATT JUMPS TO HIS FEET, REGAINING AWARENESS!! DE is seated on the mat, as Matt Ryder SWINGS A HUGE ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! AND THAT ONE CATCHES DE RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF HIS FACE!! DE falls… as Matt Ryder exits the ring… I don’t know what in the world he’s planning to do, but he’s gonna climb up those ropes to the top turnbuckle! DE is down.. and Matt is up top here! He better be careful, because I assure you, DE is down but he’s NOT OUT!! Matt is waiting patiently up there on the top rope… The Dark Emperor is slowly rising to his feet… and MATT LEAPS!! LEAPING LEG LARIAT FROM THE TOP THAT DROPS DE BACK TO THE CANVAS!! AND MATT KEEPS THE LEG OVER DE’S BODY FOR THE COVER!!
ONE!!… TW– DE rolls a shoulder up at one and a half!
Deadprez: Both extremists rise to their feet… and aggressively come together in the middle of the ring, locking up as DE goes back to his power advantage over Matt Ryder, pressing him back into the ropes, and whipping him off to the opposite side as Matt rebounds, and bounces back at DE— BIG BOOT!!! The Dark Emperor drops Matt Ryder with a Big Boot!! Matt Ryder rolls to the rope and he’s trying to pull himself to his feet… but DE drives a MASSIVE KNEE STRIKE TO THE GUT OF MATT RYDER!! Stalling him in the process of getting back up! And DE isn’t gonna be so patient here… as he lifts Matt up and pushes him off the ropes… Matt bounces back as DE catches him by the waist, HOISTS him up and drives him FULL FORCE into the turnbuckles!
ETR: DE hits a few shoulder thrusts into Matt Ryder’s midsection as he’s cornered… but Matt Ryder is throwing forearms!! Matt catches DE in the chin with a rabid forearm, knees him in the gut and drives another forearm club to DE’s spine! DE backs off as Matt charges out of the corner and looks to take DE down with a clothesine, NO! DE ducks right under it and as Matt Ryder turns around, lands a kick to the gut! DE brings Matt into his grasp and connects a SWEET DDT, driving Matt’s skull down hard!
Deadprez: I gotta say this is a pretty good match thus far as DE continues his assault on the champion, Matt Ryder, slamming toe kicks into his ribs as he lays on the canvas! Matt resorts back to the ropes again, trying to pull himself back up as its getting harder and harder for him to rise on his own! But DE keeps right on him, slamming in continuous right hands as Matt’s on his knees! He’s looking to maintain the momentum and keep this match under his control as Matt is pushing himself to get to his feet! But getting back up is only step one! DE grabs Matt and tosses him off the ropes and SWINGS A MONSTROUS CLOTHESLINE!! Matt ducks under it! He wraps his arm around DE and sends him down with a Seated Side Slam! Matt jumps back to his feet and he’s frantically waving his arms for DE to get back up! Matt must smell blood in the water!!
ETR: DE is slowly returning to his feet… as Matt lifts him the rest of the way and kicks him in the gut! Matt lifts DE up into his control and connects with a Fisherman’s Suplex! Matt Ryder hooks the leg looking for the pinfall victory!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… DE is able to kick out again!
Deadprez: DE powers his shoulder up and pushes Matt off of him as both men rise to a vertical base… and DE quickly grabs the leg of Matt Ryder, looking to jump back into control of this match as he swings him down with a DRAGON LEG WHIP!! DE keeps hold of Matt’s legs… as he’s looking to turn him over onto his back!!! And yup, there it is!! DE has the Boston Crab Submission hold locked in! Tapping out can’t be an option for Matt Ryder! His Interbrand Championship is at stake in this one!
ETR: DE tightens the submission.. and knowing from experience, folks… all of that pressure is focused on Matt’s lower back! DE wrenches hard on Matt’s legs and Matt has GOT TO be weakening by the second here! He’s gotta find a way out of this! He pushes himself off the canvas a bit with his arms, AND LOOK AT THAT!! MATT JUST SWINGS HIS LEGS AROUND AND TOSSES DE OFF OF HIM!! DE is down as Matt gets to his feet, and he’s unleashing stomps into the midsection of the Dark Emperor! DE rolls away from Matt and is able to get up, looking temporarily stunned, but comes right back with a harsh looking uppercut to Matt Ryder! Matt stumbles back… and DE charges at him, but Matt quickly grabs DE’s leg as he’s sprinting in and drops him down with a Flapjack! DE quickly gets up… and runs at Matt again, and this time, Matt drops him with a Drop Toe Hold that sends DE FACE FIRST INTO THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE!!!
Deadprez: That mighta knocked his TEETH OUT!! DE is laying near the corner… as Matt exits the ring… and from the outside, Matt pulls DE’s leg toward the turnbuckle pole… and Matt… Matt, no! MATT PULLS DE INTO THE TURNBUCKLE POLE, DE GETS A SHOT BETWEEN THE LEGS WITH THAT TURNBUCKLE POLE!!! Matt wraps DE’s leg around the pole now…. and he flips the apron over and he’s reaching under the ring! Matt pulls out a Steel Chair!! And with DE’s leg wrapped around that turnbuckle pole… MATT HAMMERS AWAY!!! DE’S LEG IS WRAPPED AROUND THE POLE AND MATT IS SMASHING THAT CHAIR INTO HIS KNEE!!!
ETR: He’s not gonna stop with one shot either!!! I think he’s actually looking to SHATTER the kneecap of the Dark Emperor here!! After repeated chair shots to the exposed knee of the Dark Emperor… Matt slides back into the ring and he thinks he has the job done, dragging DE to the center and hooking the leg for the pinfall!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… TH—
Deadprez: LOOK AT THIS!!! DE COUNTERS THE PIN AND ROLLS MATT RYDER UP INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!! A SMALL PACKAGE PIN!!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… MATT ROLLS OUT THIS TIME!! Both men return to their feet…
Deadprez: Both men are up as DE sends a kick to Matt Ryder’s gut!! HE SEES HIS CHANCE!!! THE DARK EMPEROR PULLS MATT RYDER INTO HIS GRASP AND HOISTS HIM UP!!! HELLHAMMER!!!! DE WITH THE HELLHAMMER!!! HELLHAMMER ON MATT RYDER AND THERE’S NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!! BALLGAME!!!
ETR: DE covers Matt Ryder with a sinister smile on his face!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!…
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and the NEWWWWW… Interbrand Champion… THE DARRRRKKKKKKK EMPERORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!
Deadprez: We’ve got ourselves a new champ! DE takes home the Interbrand Championship after a well-fought match with Matt Ryder!!
ETR: Well-fought to say the least, Prez! These guys wanted to tear each other’s HEADS OFF… and DE came the closes to doing so, hitting the Hell Hammer outta nowhere on Matt Ryder and pinning him for the ol’ uno dos tres to rack up the W!!
(The Dark Emperor exits the ring and grabs a microphone from the Ring Announcer)
Deadprez: The Dark Emperor… is going to speak to us?…
The Dark Emperor (turning at Deadprez): QUIET!!!…
The Dark Emperor: You know… My career here in EAW has been a roller coaster ride. In fact, I’ve had more ups than you’ve had in your dreams… and more downs than you’ve had in your nightmares… And finally, tonight…. tonight Matt Ryder was the one who had a nightmare. But whenever you wake up, Matthew… You won’t find your Interbrand Championship belt by your side. It’s mine now… It’s FINALLY mine. You know, I was in the first ever match for this championship belt… It was myself versus Regulator… and unfortunately for this poor championship, I wasn’t able to win. From that terrible birth, this championship belt has been passed on to many, many inferior men. From Reg, to the likes of cena29, Speedy, Nik-e-G?! Montell Smooth?! And even Matt Ryder now… Just disgusting… I’ve never thought a championship… something that’s supposed to be PRESTIGIOUS… and an HONOR to hold would be held by such PEASANTS.. That’s correct. Each and every man who went on to hold this championship are nothing but peasants compared to a creature of my stature.. And that’s why it’s time to put it to rest. For rest is what it deserves. I do not wish my name to be associated with the despicable beings to have disgraced its unfortunate nameplate. However, I do not wish that I had lost this match. Because now, this poor, poor piece of gold can have a proper burial.
(DE, holding the Interbrand Championship flat in his hands walks up the ring steps, and enters the ring)
(The Dark Emperor drops to his knees, and lays the belt in the middle of the ring and crosses his heart)
(The lights go out)
Deadprez: Whoa! What’s going on here?!
(The lights come back on as the Interbrand Championship, along with the Dark Emperor have vanished from the ring)
(Camera fades backstage to Tyler Parker frantically running around backstage as he comes up to a dressing room door with the nameplate “StarrStan”)
(Tyler knocks on the door as StarrStan opens up)
StarrStan: Ugh… What do you, of all people want from ME?… I don’t think I’ve ever even met you before…
Tyler Parker: Yeah, well… In case you haven’t figured it out yet, I have a submission match tonight..
StarrStan: Cool, congratulations man. (Starr goes to shut the door)
Tyler Parker (stopping the door from closing): NO!! No, man, look… From what I hear, you’re supposed to be a great wrestler and a submission specialist… so I want you to give me some pointers…
StarrStan: Okay… step one… Ready?
Tyler Parker: Of course.
StarrStan: Alright, step one is to actually PREPARE for your match so you don’t gotta go running around like a desperate bitch (StarrStan slams the door in Tyler Parker’s face)
(As Starr slams the door, Kawajai is walking through the hallway)
Kawajai: Hey, TP… How’s it going, man?..
Tyler Parker: Good, but you know, I could use some help…
Kawajai: Oh, really? How can I help out?
Tyler Parker: My submission match with Superior Quality tonight… I’m not prepared. I hate to admit it, but I’m really worried… I don’t know how to escape submissions.. and hell, I don’t know that many submissions that I can apply myself!
Kawajai: I see… Well, I need some help too.
Tyler Parker: What’s your problem?…
Kawajai: Well, I’ve been watching you on Showdown since your debut… and you’ve risen so fast… you’ve been able to make a name for yourself so quickly and became one of the most popular guys on the roster! I haven’t been in this company much longer than you… and I’m not close to the popularity level you’re at. Why don’t we… you know, help EACH OTHER. You help me get noticed… and I’ll help you out with your wrestling.
Tyler Parker: Fine… deal…
(Tyler Parker and Kawajai walk down the hallway talking)
Announcer: This next match is scheduled for 1 fall, and is for the number one contendership for the Vixens Championship…Introducing first from Los Angeles California….SG1!!!
(SG1s music plays as she comes down o the ring)
Announcer: Introducing one of her opponents from Houston Texas…AMIE DEVASTATION!!!
(Amies music plays as she comes down to the ring)
Announcer: And introducing the final competitor…from New Orleans Louisiana…YEIMY!!!
(Yeimys music plays as she skips down to the ring)
Stew: All 3 women stare at eachother.. And Both Amie and Yeimy are doubleteaming SG1! Both do a double irish whip on her to the turnbuckle,And Amie does a bulldog on SG1 out of the turnbuckles. And Amie Devastation picks up Yeimy, and Scoopslams her right on the gut of SG1! Amie picks up SG1, kicks her in the gut as she bends down, and repeatedly kicks her in the face, bouces off the ropes and goes for a Shining Wizard, but SG1 rolls out of the way and Amie hits that huge kick on Yeimy!
Hey Yo Chico: Amie gets up quickly and SG1 does a Reverse Atomic Drop than throws a fist across her back, and SG1 rolls her up with a pin,
but Amie kicks out.
HYC: SG1 and Amie get up as they lock up and Amie gets the upperhand with a spinning headlock takedown, rolls over and Amie does a Leg Scizzors, And SG1 rolls over and gets out of it easily with a bridge pin and this could be it
And another kickout from Amie Devastation
Stew: And SG1 does a Clothesline on Amie, and SG1 grabs Amies legs now and is going for a Figure 4 Leglock, and HOLDS IT IN!
Stew: Yeimy is spotted on the top rope by the camera, And Yeimy does a Frogsplash On both SG1 and Amies legs in the figure 4 lock! Yeimy hits it and covers SG1
……but she kicks out!
Stew: And Yeimy wastes no time and goes for a pin on Amie Devastation
Stew: And Amie kicks out as well! Now Yeimy picks up both women, and sets both of them up under her arm and Goes for a Double DDT.. But both do a Double Back-Body Drop!
Hey Yo Chico: Both SG1 and Amie pick up Yeimy and irish whip her over the ropes as Yeimy lands on the apron, yet she holds onto the ropes, Bounces off the ropes and goes for a Springboard crossbody, and while she hits both women! Yeimy picks up SG1 and holds her above her head in a firemans carry position, and drops her face right onto the Turnbuckle with a spinning flapjack!!! Now Yeimy Grabs SG1 and does a Belly To Belly, But From Behind Amie Devastation with a huge German Suplex pin on Yeimy
Hey Yo Chico: But SG1 does a double kneedrop onto the gut of Amie breaking that pinfall, as SG1 grabs both of her legs and goes for a boston crab on Amie but she kicks her off.
Stew: SG1 gets up, and Amie Devastation irish whips SG1 over the ropes again as SG1 somehow holds on as Amie sees it and runs at SG1 and clotheslines her down to the floor below! Amie gets back to see Yeimy is stiring and Amie waits for Yeimy to rise up, and she does a HUGE BIG BOOT to Yeimy. Yeimy is down and Amie goes off the ropes and hits a Legdrop on Yeimy trying to be number one contender to the Vixens Championship… And hits it and theres the pin!
but Yeimy is still able to kick out.
Stew: Amie stands up and is thinking of doing a Go To Sleep… BUT WAIT A MINUTE!
Hey Yo Chico: SG1 is back in the action as she enters the ring with a Steel Chair, and SG1 smashes it RIGHT OVER THE BACK of Amie! And SG1 goes for the pin only to have Yeimy break it up before even a one count saving her chances at the Vixens Title!!! SG1 and Yeimy are in the middle of the ring, and now both women trade punches in the ring, till SG1 ducks under Yeimys left hook and theres a SCISSORS SISTER ON YEIMY… but Yeimy reverses that into a leg trapping Spinebuster! Now Yeimy goes onto the top rope.. and Sets up for a Moonsault, but Amie Devastation is up and runs at Yeimy and connects a BIG BOOT INTO YEIMYS BACK SENDING HER CRASHING AND BURNING INTO THE RING BARRICADE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
Stew: SG1 gets up and Runs at Amie Devastation now, but Amie elbows SG1, and goes for another big boot but SG1 ducks and runs off the ropes and returns with a Running STO. SG1 climbs the ropes and goes to the top turnbuckle but theres Yeimy trying to get back in this trying to toss SG1 off, but she is fighting her off and SG1 finally kicks Yeimy and she falls to the floor, but Amie is up now and goes on the turnbuckle that SG1 is sitting on, and Amie hits a Superplex! And pins SG1
Stew: And SG1 still kicks out. Outside the ring Yeimy is trying her best to get up and is trying to recooperate, and in the ring Amie picks up SG1, and goes for what seems to be a…AMIE DEVASTATION JUST HIT THE D.O.A ON SG1!!!
Hey Yo Chico: BLAST FROM THE PAST STEW, AND AMIE GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
And the referee’s hand goes down for the 3 but Yeimy pulls SG1 outside the ring desperatley!
Hey Yo Chico: Amie taking a breather in the ring, but not for long as she grabs The Steel Chair thats in the ring while both SG1 and Yeimy are trading punches out the ring. Now Amie throws the steel chair on both women causing them to stop as Amie goes out to the apron, and Amie hops off The Ropes and does a Crossbody on both women… BUT BAH GAWD! SG1 AND YEIMY CATCH AND THROW THE FLYING AMIE INTO THE BARRICADE, AS SHE CRASHES AND BURNS TO THE FLOOR!
Stew: Yeimy kicks SG1 in the gut, grabs her and throws her Shoulder To Steel onto The Steel Ringpost! Now Yeimy goes under the ring, and grabs a kendo stick, and Yeimy throws SG1 into the ring and turns to Amie Devastation who is now laying across the barricade trying to get back into this thing. and Yeimy smiles…and Yeimy cracks that kendo stick across Amies spine…again and again and again, my god thats brutal… AND SHES NOT GONNA DO IT! SHE WONT!
Hey Yo Chico: OH MY GOD! YEIMY JUST CRACKED THAT KENDO STICK RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF AMIE DEVASTATION , AND YEIMY SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AND RUNS AT SG1 WITH THAT KENDO STICK!!! But SG1 ducks the shot with it and that stick bounces onto the ropes and springs back up into Yeimys face knocking her back into the waiting SG1s arms…AND THERES A KICK TO THE GUT AND SG1 FLIES OFF THE ROPES FOR A…SCISSORS SISTER ON YEIMY NOW, AND SG1 IS FINALLY GOING FOR THE PINFALL!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Announcer: And your winner and the NEW Number One Contender for The Vixens Championship….SG1!!!!!
(Camera cuts to ADV and HBB)
ADV: Hey everybody from Dynasty X. Were here tonight to say we hope everybody had a great New Year and a great holiday. Because now we have something here that you didnt get to see on the holidays, but we think it should be shown to the public. So please watch closely as Dynasty X was very much mistreated here folks
(ADV picks up a remote and turns on a tv with a video of…)
(Camera shows Robbie V and Dynasty X smiling into the camera)
Robbie: Hello everyone. On behalf of Extreme Answers Wrestling, we’d like to wish you all a Merry Christmas. And I think the best way to do that is by singing a known Holiday classic.. Ready?
ADV & HBB: Huh?
Robbie: ARE you ready?
HBB: That’s more like it.
Robbie: A one, a two, a one, two, three–
RoV, ADV, & HBB: ? Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer ?
HBB: ? Reindeer ?
RoV, ADV, & HBB: ? Had a very shiny nose ?
ADV: Like an Italian!
Robbie: An—Wait.. What? No, that’s.. That’s not how it goes, actually..
ADV: Are you sure?
Robbie: ? And if you ever saw it ?
ADV: ? Saw it ?
Robbie: ? You would even say it glows ?
HBB: ? Like a light bulb ?
Robbie: ? All of the other reindeer ?
ADV: ? Reindeer ?
Robbie: ? Used to laugh and call him names ?
HBB: LIKE PINEAPPLE FUCKER!
Robbie: No! No, HBB, that’s not how it goes at all.
HBB: What? What is it? Ass clown?
Robbie: No, no–
HBB: Shit for brains?
HBB: FUCK NUGGET?!
Robbie: No!.. It’s like, Pinnochio or somethin.
HBB: Well, why Pinnochio? His nose is red, not ten-feet long.
Robbie: I-I don’t know, I didn’t write it. But..
Robbie: ? They never let poor Rudolph ?
HBB: ? Rudolph ?
Robbie: ? Join in any reindeer games ?
ADV: Like Who’s in my Mouth!
Robbie: No, no, please no Dane Cook references. That guy’s not even that funny. And besides, they’re little woodland animals. What kind of what kind of games do woodland animals play? Think about it.
HBB: Do they play.. Spin the Bottle?
Robbie: No, they’re kids.
ADV: Do they play Doctor?
Robbie: No, like Monopoly. They play Monopoly.
HBB: Okay, they’re woodland creatures, why are they playing board games?
Robbie: I.. I don’t know..
(Robbie, ADV, and HBB pause for a moment)
Robbie: ? The one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say ?
ADV: Ho! Ho! Ho!
Robbie: ? “Rudolph, with your nose so bright” ?
Robbie: ? “Won’t you guide my sleigh tonight?” ?
ADV: “Why of course I will.”
Robbie: ? Then all the reindeer loved him ?
HBB: All NIGHT long!
Robbie: ….. ? As they shouted out with glee ?
ADV: “Oh! Rudolph! Oh! Oh yes!”
Robbie: …. ? Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer ?
HBB: ? Reindeer ?
Robbie: ? You’ll go down in history ?
ADV & HBB: Like Adolph Hitler!
Robbie: ………….. Get out.
(A saddened Dynasty X walks out of Robbie’s office as Robbie grabs a bottle of Aspirin)
(This has been a Christmas Greeting from EAW)…
(ADV picks up the remote again and flips off the tv)
ADV: That was not the best night for Dynasty X, but I have a feeling that my good friend and yours,Heart Break Boy has some great words for us on that tragic nght. Mike say something to the people.
ADV: Whats wrong buddy, why such the long face?
HBB: I dont know, but I will be feeling better by next weeks dynasty,thats for sure.
(HBB gets up and walks away leaving ADV alone)
ADV: Well uh, goodbye from Dynasty X. Enjoy the rest of the show.
(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is a SUBMISSION MATCH… and it is for the INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(Superior Quality 85’s music hits)
Ring Announcer; Introducing first, the challenger… from Fife, Scotland… weighing in at 227 pounds… SUPERIOR QUALITY 85!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: The Interwire Championship is about to get underway at this point and I’d like to welcome the challenger, SQ85 out here to the ring. He really got into the head of Tyler Parker on Showdown after Parker tried to undergo submission training, since then I’ve heard rumors that Parker has been doing around all NIGHT asking submission strategists backstage to help him out! He’s gotta be worried about this match!
(Tyler Parker’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing secondly, from West Palm Beach, Florida… weighing in at 220 pounds… THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONNNNN… TYLERRRR PARKERRRRR!!!!
ETR: Parker gets into the ring… seemingly a bit worried as the bell rings to kick this one off!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: Tyler Parker and SQ85 are staring each other down in the center of the ring… AND SQ GOES IN FOR A TAKEDOWN— No, he backs off at the last second… that startled Tyler Parker, did you see him jump?! SQ GOES IN AGAIN!!!… And backs off… again! He’s getting into the head of Tyler here… And FINALLY… they close in on each other and lock up near the center of the ring! Here we go!! SQ backs TP into the corner, using his upper body strength and SQ is hammering in Shoulder Thrusts to TP’s midsection! TP stumbles out of the corner… and SUPERIOR QUALITY HOOKS HIM UP AND SENDS HIM DOWN!!! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON TYLER PARKER FROM SQ85!!!
ETR: SQ sends in a few right hands, before lifting Tyler to his feet and bringing him over to the corner… BASHING his head into the top turnbuckle!! SQ has the early advantage here, as he grabs Parker, and Irish Whips him across the ring to the opposite corner! Parker collides with the turnbuckles… as SQ follows him, and hooks him into a front headlock!!! SQ LIFTS PARKER UP!!!! VERTICAL SUPLEX!!! VERTICAL SUPLEX FROM SUPERIOR QUALITY 85!! He’s certainly got the early advantage over Parker here, building momentum early! Both of these guys are young in their EAW careers, and Parker has been able to get himself noticed with his charisma, while SQ has been right there with him because of his wrestling skill! They collide tonight in this submission match!!
Deadprez: SQ swings Parker back to his feet and shoves him into the corner… Just think about the amount of punishment it takes to get the opponent to tap out, ETR!! I’m sure you know what it feels like as SQ brings Tyler Parker in… and DOWNS HIM WITH A DDT!!! SQ dominating here in the early-going!! Parker is hesitant to get up… and rightfully so as SQ HAMMERS in a HARSH right hand!! I mighta just seen a tooth fly out of Parker’s mouth on that one!! SQ goes to Whip Parker off the ropes… but TP counters with a Reverse Irish Whip, and SQ hits the ropes!! PARKER DIVES IN WITH AN ELBOW TO THE KNEECAP OF THE INCOMING SUPERIOR QUALITY!!! AND IT DROPS HIM TO THE CANVAS!!!
ETR: Quality hit hard as he rolls under the bottom rope and he’s trying to get himself to his feet on the ring apron! Tyler Parker hits the ropes!! And he rebounds back toward SQ85!! FOREARMS FLYING AS HE PUSHES SQ85 FROM THE APRON, DOWN TO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE AS SQ SMACKS HIS HEAD UP AGAINST THE FRONT OF IT!!! THE BATTLE’S RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF US AS TP FOLLOWS SQ TO THE OUTSIDE!!! Tyler removes our announce table cover!!! Uh oh! He grabs one of the MONITORS FROM OUR TABLE!!! SQ85 is laid out on the table… and Parker is waiting for him— He’s up!!! AND TYLER PARKER BASHES THAT MONITOR FROM OUR TABLE RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF SQ85!!!
Deadprez: LOOK AT THE EXPRESSION ON SUPERIOR QUALITY’S FACE AS HE’S LAID OUT, PAINFULLY ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! Parker heads slowly over to the downed SQ85… and he’s lifting him up by the arm…
… (Replay footage is shown of the monitor coming into contact with SQ85’s head)
Deadprez: Tyler Parker helps SQ over to the apron… as Parker gets into the ring himself! SQ is trying to enter the ring with him, as Parker stands there, bringing SQ into a Front Headlock as he’s on the apron! Parker HOISTS SQ up into the air and SNAPS HIM DOWN INTO THE RING!!! TP CONNECTS WITH A SNAP SUPLEX, BRINGING SQ INTO THE RING WITH HIM, AS HE’S GONNA ROLL BACK OUT OF THE RING!!!
ETR: Tyler Parker heads out of the ring, and he reaches under the ring, grabbing a Kendo Stick! He seems happy with his discovery, as he has it with him, rolling back into the ring with Superior Quality 85! SQ is getting up in the ring… as Parker has that Kendo Stick in hand! HE SWINGS THAT THING LIKE A BASEBALL BAT AT SUPERIOR QUALITY!!!! BUT SQ DUCKS UNDER THE SHOT!!! SQ HITS THE ROPES, AND HE REBOUNDS BACK AT TYLER PARKER!!! SHOULDER BLOCK!!! Parker is able to get up quickly as SQ hits the ropes AGAIN!!!…. FLYING FOREARM!!!….
Deadprez: SQ drops down now as he grabs the head of Tyler Parker… and he’s down on the canvas with him now!!! He’s gonna go for a submission and get the blood flowing in this match!!! Superior Quality seems to be bringing Tyler Parker into a TRIANGLE CHOKE HOLD!! He knows from Parker’s demonstration last week on Showdown that he’s VERY sensitive to choke holds as he wrenches the submission on and I don’t think Parker’s gettin outta this!!! SQ is pulling on that choke hold as HARD as he humanly can! Tyler’s face is beginning to turn red… and he’s trying to make his way to the ropes! SQ keeps the submission in-tact… as Tyler can’t really crawl anywhere in this chokehold… all he can do is reach out!! And the ropes are NOT in his reach!!!
ETR: Parker’s face is going from red to purple now… as SQ85 continues to put more pressure on the choke hold! Parker could PASS OUT here!! But I admire that he’s not tapping out!!! Tyler Parker could be on the road to an escape here though, as he’s able to STAND UP, still in the Triangle Choke… and he’s able to pulls his hands free and escape from the choke!!! Both men are on their feet now… as Tyler Parker hits the ropes…. and he bounces back at SQ85, taking him down with a Running Standing Dropkick!!! SQ85 drops to the canvas… as Tyler Parker grabs his legs… and he’s gonna turn him into a Submission Hold of his own!!! TYLER PARKER TURNS SQ INTO A BOSTON CRAB!!!
Deadprez: Tyler Parker wrenches the legs of Superior Quality!! And SQ is cringing in pain!!! He’s trying to crawl and CLAW his way toward the ropes… but he can’t get there before Tyler Parker pulls him back into the CENTER of the ring!! With all the pressure on the lower back… SQ pushes himself off the canvas… and he’s gonna lunge at the nearest bottom rope!! He’s crawling back there… and Tyler Parker is trying to tighten the hold!!!!!… As SQ gets closer to the ropes, Tyler converts the hold as he presses his legs into SQ’s back and pulls his arm and leg backward!! Rolling over to his back!!
ETR: Tyler gives one last thrust of his legs, stretching out SQ’s back and lifts him up, opting to try something else for now and try to submit him later, I suppose as Tyler presses SQ to the ropes… and Irish Whips him to the other side!! Hold on, SQ swings around with a Reverse Irish Whip as TP hits the ropes and rebounds RIGHT INTO AN ARMDRAG FROM SUPERIOR QUALITY 85!!!!… AND SQ FALLS OVER TP, LOCKING IN AN ARMBAR!!! AND ARMBAR IS APPLIED… AND TYLER PARKER IS REACHING OUT TOWARD THE ROPES WITH HIS FREE ARM!!!
Deadprez: Look at this!! Tyler rolls over on the armbar, striking SQ85 in the face with his free arm as TP gets to his feet!! Superior Quality follows a bit behind as Parker lands a kick to the gut JUST as SQ turns around!! TP hits the ropes… and bounces back as he’s going FOR THE ACROSS THE PARK!!!! ACROSS THE PARK, THAT SPINNING FACEBUSTER…. IS… NOT!!! NOT CONNECTED!!!! SQ TWISTS OUT OF DANGER AS PARKER FALLS TO THE CANVAS AFTER LEAPING AT SQ FOR THAT FACEBUSTER!!! AND SQ GRABS PARKER BY THE LEG!!!! GOD, THIS HAS GOTTA BE IT AS SQ85 GOES DOWN AND LOCKS THE DEATHLOCK STF ON TYLER PARKER!!! THAT’S SQ’S SIGNATURE SUBMISSION HOLD!!!
ETR: THAT COULD DO IT RIGHT THERE!!! SQ TIGHTENS IT AS MUCH AS HE CAN!!! AND TYLER PARKER IS AT HIS BREAKING POINT!!! I CAN TELL!!! HIS HAND IS HOVERING ABOVE THE CANVAS, BUT HE CAN’T TAP OUT AND GIVE UP HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!!! WILL HE?!?!?!!!!
Deadprez: NO!!!! LOOK AT THIS!!! KAWAJAI IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP!!! KAWAJAI IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND PUSHES SUPERIOR QUALITY 85 OFF OF TYLER PARKER!!! SQ IS ON THAT MAT AS KAWAJAI IS STANDING OVER HIM!!! KAWAJAI QUICKLY GRABS SUPERIOR QUALITY… AND HE’S GONNA LOCK HIM IN!!! THE K-STRETCH!!! KAWAJAI LOCKS IN THE K-STRETCH ON SUPERIOR QUALITY!!!! AND HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN AS TIGHT AS POSSIBLE!! THE EXPRESSION ON BOTH MENS FACES SHOWS IT!!! AND SQ IS TAPPING OUT TO KAWAJAI’S K-STRETCH!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… and STILLLLLL… Interwire Champion….. TYLERRRRRRRR… PARRRKERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: I can’t believe my eyes!!! Kawajai just came down to the ring just as Tyler Parker was about to submit to SQ’s Deathlock STF… and he locked SQ in the K-Stretch!!! The K-Stretch made SQ tap out… and therefore got TP the win and retained his championship!!!!
Deadprez: I don’t know what this relationship between Kawajai and TP is about… but SQ is NOT gonna be happy… and TP has a TON to thank Kawajai for….
(Y2Impact’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Please welcome… Y-2-IMMMPACCCTTTT!!!
Deadprez: What is Impact doing out here NOW?… His match isn’t booked until later on…
ETR: Well, remember Prez… earlier tonight, he was complaining to everyone who would LISTEN backstage about how he has the right to a championship rematch rather than some Number One Contender’s match… Maybe he has found himself a solution!
(Y2Impact enters climbs into the ring wearing a suit and tie, holding a microphone and a booklet of paper attached to a clipboard)
Y2Impact: Ahem….. I’d like to ask the commoners to silence themselves… Because their leader… the great Y2Impact has some news to share.
Y2Impact: SHUT… UP!!!… I ORDER YOU TO OBEY MY RULES… They’re quite simple.. when Impact, the great is speaking… No one else does.
(Crowd boos louder)
Y2Impact: FINE… YOU KNOW WHAT?!… FINE… BUT YOU’RE ONLY HURTING YOURSELVES… EVERY WORD THAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH, YOU ALL SHOULD BE THANKFUL TO HEAR MY VOICE…
(Impact holds up his clipboard)
Y2Impact: Now, whether you wanna hear it or not… I have something to say. A few months ago, I lost my championship to HRDO at Road To Redemption… and I was scheduled to face him in a rematch for a chance for me to regain what was RIGHTFULLY mine… one on one. But guess what?… I was injured in a match against the man who is facing me TONIGHT… The Rated R Shaman of Sexy… and GUESS WHO WAS HANDED THE MATCH THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE AT NO REGARDS?!… It was the Rated R Shaman of Sexy!
(Crowd Cheers at the sound of RRS’ name)
Y2Impact: You like the guy huh?… You like the man who steals title shots, injures innocent people and does all he can just to amuse you?… You’re all just ventriloquists pulling his strings man… He’s a PUPPET to all of you… You want him to dance? You can sure as hell make him dance… You want him to jump? You can make him jump… You want him to injure somebody and screw the guy out of the championship match that rightfully belongs to him? I suppose you can do that as well!!… But I’m sure… you would never EVER want him to be at a disadvantage huh? You wouldn’t want him to suffer what he deserves, would you? You wouldn’t… you COULDN’T pull THAT string now, right?… You can’t make your puppet fall to Y2Impact… But GUESS WHAT?!… I CAN.
(Y2Impact turns the clipboard to the nearest camera)
Y2Impact: Why don’t you guys zoom in on that…
(Camera zooms in on the clipboard, showing that it reads “Talent Contract”)
Y2Impact: See that?… This is my contract… just recently renewed, actually… for a boat load of cash… But that’s beside the point. In this contract (Impact begins flipping through the pages)… It says… Oh, right here!
(Impact turns the clipboard toward the camera again)
Y2Impact (reading): Shall you become a champion of any kind, upon your first unsuccessful championship defense, you are to be granted a rematch clause.
(Impact quickly turns the contract away from the cameras)
Y2Impact: RIGHT THERE!!!… There, it CLEARLY says that I should be fighting to the championship tonight… VACANT OR NOT… I was supposed to have my rematch at No Regards.. I SHOULD BE CHAMPION AS WE SPEAK… But I’ll gladly settle for a championship match tonight…. But oh, wait… That’s right… the championship IS vacant. No champion… means that there’s no opponent to face me for the championship. But I’ll once again settle for just taking that championship myself without fighting for it, if I HAVE to…
(Crowd Boos at Impact’s sarcasm)
(Robbie V’s music hits, quickly turning the crowd back to cheers)
Deadprez: It’s Robbie V!! And I’m sure he’s gonna come out here and settle this!!
ETR: I don’t know, Prez… Impact’s argument is pretty convincing!
Robbie V: Shhhh… Quiet down, everyone… You’ll have plenty of time to cheer me later when I host The Joint…
Y2Impact: THIS ISN’T THE TIME TO PLUG YOUR INSIGNIFICANT TALK SHOW…
Robbie V: Of course not, Impact… so why don’t we have a talk. I was reviewing the original copy of your contract backstage while you were having that little chit chat with all these people who don’t give a rat’s ass about you… And I see that you are supposed to have a rematch clause. So Impact…
(Robbie pulls the World Heavyweight Championship from behind his back, as the crowd is silenced in shock)
Robbie V: YOU… ARE!!!!…. NOT, THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
Y2Impact: OH COME ON…. ARE YOU SERIOUS?… GIMME A BREAK, THAT’S MINE!! I DESERVE THAT CHAMPIONSHIP MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THIS DAMN COMPANY!!
Robbie V: Oh calm down, Impy… I’ve come to a decision though… That your match tonight with RRS will indeed go through. But instead of being a Number One Contender’s match… I’ll grant you as well as RRS a chance at the World Heavyweight Championship!
Y2Impact: Fine… I’ll accept that…
Robbie V: But remember, Imp… The Loser Leaves Showdown stipulation still applies…
(Robbie V’s music hits, as he smiles at Impact and exits backstage)
(Showdown Highlights play, as a Reasonable Doubt, Showdown Exclusive FPV Advertisement Airs)
(Camera fades back into the arena as the Ring Announcer steps into the ring)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
(CM Banks’ music hits)
Ring Announcer: Entering first… from New Jersey… weighing in at 220 pounds… C-M BAAANNNKSSSS!!!!
Deadprez: We’re back at ringside! And it’s time for a GRUDGE MATCH between CM Banks and his former Generation Genesis Mate, Hurricane Hawk… This rivalry has been going on for months now, ever since Banks’ now ex-wife, Maria was found to be having an affair with Hawk! And Banks and Hawk seem to have an eternal hatred for each other…
(Hurricane Hawk’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Secondly, from Jacksonville, Florida… weighing in at 235 pounds… HURRICANEEEEEEE… HAWWWWWWWKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
ETR: Hurricane Hawk slides into the ring, holding his Cash in the Vault briefcase as the bell rings… and CM Banks approaches behind Hawk as he’s handing the briefcase to the ringside attendant— HAWK SENSES BANKS COMING FROM BEHIND AND SNATCHES THE BRIEFCASE BACK AND SWINGS IT AT THE SKULL OF CM BANKS!!! But Banks thankfully ducks under that incoming shot and rolls out of the ring, yelling at the referee to take that away from Hurricane Hawk!!
Deadprez: Thankfully? You sure know how to play favorites, ETR… But Hawk isn’t gonna let Banks take too long of a break out there at ringside as he follows his former leader to the outside and he’s still got that briefcase in hand as he locks to clock Banks over the head AGAIN!! Banks is able to dodge as Hawk strikes nothing but the barricade in front of him with the CITV briefcase!
ETR: Banks, trying to escape Hawk and that briefcase falls to the ground, and he’s begging Hawk not to strike him with the CITV case! But Hawk isn’t gonna let Banks tell him what to do any longer… He’s not in Generation Genesis anymore! Hurricane Hawk swings that case at Banks once again— BUT HOLD ON, BANKS LANDS A KICK INTO THE KNEECAP OF HAWK, CAUSING HIM TO STUMBLE AWAY AND MISS ANOTHER SHOT WITH THE BRIEFCASE!! Hawk is resting on the Steel Steps, trying to recover his knee as Banks quickly rises up and connects a boot to the woozy Hurricane Hawk’s skull SLAMMING IT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!
Deadprez: Banks grabs Hawk’s briefcase now… and HE BASHES IT INTO THE BACK OF HAWK’S SKULL!!! THAT’S JUST VICIOUS AS HE CONTINUES HIS REPEATED SHOTS TO HAWK WITH HIS CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE! Banks drops the case now, as Hawk is seeing stars leaning on those Steel Steps! Banks attempts to pull the disoriented Hurricane Hawk back to his feet… but Hawk winds up with an elbow that drives into CM Banks’ ribs! Hawk pushes himself to his feet using the steps… and swings another Elbow know, connecting just under the chin of CM Banks!
ETR: Hawk grabs Banks’ head… and he’s leading him over to our announce table! HE BASHES BANKS’ SKULL INTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE COVER! Banks has to shake his head a bit to help regain alertness after taking that shot… and this has quickly become an emotion and anger-driven brawl between these two as Banks stands up and he’s throwing overhand lefts and rights in the direction of Hurricane Hawk! But Hawk slams a knee into Banks’ gut… and sends him HEAD-FIRST into our announce table again!! Banks falls to his knees, taking fists from Hawk now… and what’s this?! HAWK JUST GRABBED MY LAPTOP, PREZ!!! WHAT THE—
Deadprez: HURRICANE HAWK JUST SMASHED THAT LAPTOP OVER THE SKULL OF CM BANKS!!! AND THE SCREEN HAS SHATTERED, THE PIECES ARE EVEYRWHERE!!! BANKS IS BUSTED OPEN ON HIS FOREHEAD!! Hawk lifts Banks up to his feet… and Banks is barely able to stand, even while being ASSISTED by Hawk! Hawk pushes Banks into the barricade… and he takes a few steps back… Hawk CHARGES BACK AT BANKS, LEANING ON THE BARRICADE AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KICK TO THE SIDE OF BANKS’ FACE!!! Banks stumbles back over toward our table… I’m not liking these guys fighting over near us like this…
ETR: Hawk scoops Banks into his arms… and dumps him on top of our table! Banks seems totally out of it now as Hawk climbs up on top of the table! I think we oughta move out, Prez! Bitter rivalries and tables don’t mix very well when you’re a commentator! Banks is getting to his feet here on the table…. and HAWK LEAPS UP AT HIM WITH THE LEGACY CUTTER!!!!! NO!!!! BANKS TWISTS OUT OF IT, AND HE DROPS OFF OF THE TABLE AND SLIDES INTO THE RING!!! Banks BARELY escaped CERTAIN defeat there as he challenges Hawk to get off the table and bring the battle to him in the ring! Hawk follows Banks to the ring… and as Hawk is making his way through the ropes— KICK TO THE FACE!!! Banks smacks a kick right into Hawk’s face as he was climbing through the ropes to get into the ring!
Deadprez: Hawk is hung up in the ropes now… and Banks hooks him into a Front-Headlock… Look at this!! Banks is setting him up for one of Hawk’s OWN signatures!!! ROPE-HUNG DDT!!! Banks hits the Rope-Hung DDT, bringing Hawk into the ring with him!! Hawk is laid out in the ring… as Banks drops over him and hooks the leg!!
ONE!!… TWO!!!… But Hawk rolls a shoulder up!
ETR: Banks seems a little frustrated as blood continues to trickle down his face… Banks awaits Hawk to join him on a standing base… and Hawk is taking his time to rise… as he finally gets to both feet and Banks isn’t gonna take HIS time! He charges at Hawk as he turns around! BUT HURRICANE HAWK CONNECTS WITH THE LEGACY CUTTER!!!! LEGACY CUTTER AND BANKS IS DOWN!!! BANKS IS DOWN!!! AND HAWK DROPS OVER HIM, HOOKING THE LEG!!!
ONE!!!…. TWO!!!….. BUT BANKS SLIDES HIS LEG UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!!
Deadprez: Hawk rises to his feet… as Banks pushes himself to his knees. Hawk lifts Banks up the rest of the way and he pushes him into the nearest corner! Banks’ body parts seem to be limp… he’s just about run out of gas here tonight as Hawk comes in hard with a Shoulder Thrust, shocked that he couldn’t put Banks away with the Legacy Cutter! Hawk climbs up to the second turnbuckle, standing over Banks as he’s RAINING DOWN PUNCHES!!! HAWK IS BASHING IN REPEATED RIGHT HANDS, I CAN’T EVEN KEEP TRACK OF HOW MANY HE’S THROWING CUZ THEY’RE COMIN IN RAPID FIRE AT CM BANKS!! Hawk connects with one last emphatic blow and drops back down to the canvas as Banks, bloodier than ever after those punches and trips out of the corner…
ETR: With Banks woozy, Hawk LEAPS UP!!! ANOTHER LEGACY CUTTER!!!!!!! NO!!!! BANKS PUSHES HAWK OFF OF HIM!!! AND HURRICANE HAWK GETS A KICK TO THE GUT AS HE TURNS AROUND TO FACE BANKS!!! Banks scoops Hawk up to his shoulders!!! IS THIS IT?! BANKS HAS HAWK UP!!!! AND THERE IT IS!!! GO TO RETIREMENT CONNECTED ON HURRUCANE HAWK!!! AND BANKS DROPS OVER HIM FOR THE PIN!!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!…
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match…. C-M BAAAAAAAAANNNNKSSSSS!!!!!
Deadprez: Wow!!! Hawk dominated nearly the ENTIRE match! And Banks was able to dodge out of 2 of 3 Legacy Cutter attempts… any ONE of those coulda put him away for the easy win for Hawk!
ETR: But that last one, Banks was set up perfectly to hit Hawk with the GTR… The Go To Retirement puts Hurricane Hawk away, taking the knee to the face and being EASILY pinned by Banks 1, 2, 3….
(CM Banks’ music hits as he stands over Hawk, with a face that shows no emotion through the blood that drips down onto Hawk’s body)
(Camera fades backstage to Extreme Enigma and Jaywalkers office)
Jay: You know that stunt you pulled at the 3YA was un-professional and against what were supossed to do as CO-General Managers. So ive taken the liberty tonight of talking to the board of directors of striping you of your position as co-general manager.
Extreme Enigma: Say what now, you wanna talk to some of your old buddies about stripping me? To bad because I had an idea on how to settle everything there Jaywalker. But hey you go on and dream about stripping me with your “business” associates.
Jay: What idea is that boy? I mean coming from you it must be pretty simple and to the point, you dont have enough brain cells to think outside of anything past 2nd grade math. But explain.
EE: Well it is simple, Jaywalker vs Extreme Enigma, Last Man Standing match to see who is really gonna be put down.
Jaywalker: No… What part of retired dont you understand, im not DDD who is back winning belts, im not Kevin trying to show up as much as possible for no reason. Im Jaywalker, Jaydan Pierre the man and the legend. I have NOTHING to prove to you,the guys in the back or the fans. get that through your thick skull.
EE: Fine, but how bout this one mister Walker. Next week on Dynasty we have a one on one Last Man Standing match, Jaywalker picks ssomebody out of all EAW and Extreme Enigma does the same. The losing representitives handler is gone as GM of Dynasty. so whats your choice Walker, put up or shut the fuck up.
(Jaywalker thinks on it for a minute before extending his hand)
Jay: Deal…(as EE and Jay shake hands)..
(Recap of the feud between Impact and RRS airs including 2009 Dynasty footage and the Joel scenario)
(Camera shows the World Heavyweight Championship displayed on a podium beside the announce table, then fades to the Ring Announcer)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall… and it is for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMMPIONSHIPPP!!!!!
(RRS’ music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… from Oakland, California… weighing in at 230 pounds… THE RATED R… SHAMAN OFFFFFFF SEXXYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Deadprez: We’re set for Showdown’s Main Event! The Rated R Shaman of Sexy making his way out to the ring now. Earlier tonight, Impact found a clause in his contract that promised him a chance at the World Heavyweight Championship! So here we are, with RRS coming out to face Impact in a contest for the World Title!
(Y2Impact’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 237 pounds… Y-2-IMMMMMPACTTTTT!!!!
ETR: Impact’s right… He SHOULD be the World Heavyweight Champion right now! If he never got injured, he sure as hell woulda beaten HRDO at No Regards and gone on to have another tremendous reign.. But RRS ruined it, injuring him and then stealing his title match… which, to no surprise whatsoever… he LOST…
(RRS slides into the ring, Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: And we’re underway! RRS and Impact slowly circle each other in the ring… and they come together, locking up near the center! Impact capitalizes on the power advantage, driving RRS backward into the corner and sending some knees into RRS’ gut… RRS grimaces in pain as Impact slaps a Knife Edged Chop across the chest of the Shaman! He grabs RRS by the arm… and attempts to Irish Whip RRS across the ring to the opposite corner, but RRS swings around and counters with a Reverse Irish Whip! Impact hits the corner, but catches himself on the top rope and shoots himself up to second rope! Impact leaps backward as RRS charges in behind him and connects with a DIVING BACK ELBOW INTO RRS!! Impact getting ahead with the aerial move as he comes down and hooks the leg of RRS, looking for the early victory!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… KICKOUT!!
ETR: Impact brings RRS back to his feet and he comes in hard with a right hand to the jaw… RRS is fighting back though, sending a swift combination of punches into Impact’s midsection! They’re trading blows! Impact is coming in with more right hands and I’m not sure how long RRS can stay toe-to-toe with him— He brings a knee to Impact’s gut! And he pulls him right into a headlock! Impact pushes RRS off of him right away and sends him to the ropes! RRS bounces off… and Impact sends him down with a stiff Shoulder Block!
Deadprez: RRS is able to get back to his feet pretty quickly and sees Impact looming over him… he retreats to the ropes and bounces off of them once again as Impact charges in with a clothesline!!!… No!!! RRS ducks the clothesline and hits the ropes on the opposite side, rebounds and jumps up for a Lou Thesz Press! BUT IMPACT CATCHES RRS!! IMPACT CATCHES RRS AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX AFTER FOILING THE THESZ PRESS!! RRS is trying to crawl to the ropes, reaching for his lower back after taking that Suplex… RRS pulls himself back to his feet and Impact hits the ropes and he’s coming for RRS!! RRS DUCKS HIS SHOULDER THOUGH!! AND HE FLIPS IMPACT OVER THE TOP, DROPPING HIM ON THE RING APRON WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!
ETR: RRS can feel the opportunity as he hits the ropes and heads back toward Impact out on the apron!!… but IMPACT SLINGS HIMSELF BACK OVER THE ROPES AND HITS RRS WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!!! RRS IS DOWN… But Impact is back up! And Impact jumps up and comes down HARD knees-first into RRS’ sternum with a Double Knee Drop! He hooks the leg for the pin!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… RRS rolls a shoulder off the mat!
Deadprez: Impact lifts RRS back up… and he drives a fierce Forearm Club as RRS stumbles toward the ropes… Impact charges at RRS once more and connects with a clothesline that sends RRS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!! And Impact seems to be having ideas now as he stares, smiling at RRS out there on the ringside floor… he heads off the ropes… and JUMPS THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE THAT SENDS BOTH MEN DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!! BOTH MEN ARE NOW DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE OF HTE RING!!
ETR: Impact came out here on his A-Game… this is HIS rematch clause… and with neither one of them having the title… it would KILL Impact if he had to witness RRS taking HIS championship away from him! He rolls RRS back into the ring after slowly returning to his feet… and Impact is going back to the big moves that are in his arsenal… RRS is down in the ring as Impact is perched up top on the top rope!! RRS is on his knees… and pushes himself to his feet JUST as Impact leaps off!! IMPACT COMES DOWN AT RRS AND CONNECTS WITH A DIVING DISCUS ELBOW!! THAT ONE CAUGHT RRS RIGHT IN THE EYE!!! IMPACT IMMEDIATELY HOOKS THE LEG AFTER RRS TOOK THAT SICK ELBOW!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… But RRS manages to kick out just before the 3 count!
Deadprez: Impact brings RRS into a side headlock, and pulls him to his feet, bringing him over to the corner. He releases the headlock and hammers in a few punches before sending RRS back across the ring with an Irish Whip… and he’s coming in hard at RRS in the opposite corner!!! But RRS dodges out of Impact’s way as Impact is able to stop in his tracks before crashing into the turnbuckles! He turns around, and RRS swings a clothesline at Impact! But Impact ducks under it, and pulls RRS into a Releasing German Suplex! Impact backs off the ropes as RRS rather quickly rises… and he’s coming back at RRS!!!…. RRS COUNTERS WITH A SCOOP POWERSLAM!!!
ETR: RRS able to snap Impact over! He pushes Imp through the ropes and leads him out to the apron! With Impact standing on the apron… RRS SPRINGBOARD OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE!!! ENZUIGIRI!!! SPRINGBOARD ENZUIGIRI TO IMPACT WHO WAS STANDING ON THE APRON!!! Impact collapses, but remains on the apron as RRS jumps off the apron, and pulls a Chair out from underneath the ring!
Dead[rez: RRS with that chair in hand JABS it into HRDO’s gut as he’s getting to his feet on the apron! Impact rests on the ropes as the fatigue is growing… and RRS, with the chair, turns away and he’s backing himself up the ramp! What is he doing now?!… RRS, a good 50 feet back… CHARGES FORWARD BACK DOWN THE RAMP!!! AND AS HE REACHES THE RING, JUMPS UP AND DROPKICKS THAT STEEL CHAIR INTO THE HEAD OF Y2IMPACT!!!!
ETR: AND IMPACT GOES DOWN LIKE A GIANT REDWOOD TREE!!! RRS dumps Impact back into the ring… and he climbs to the top rope with Impact somehow pulling himself to his feet using the ropes! RRS can pull out some big moves too and here’s ANOTHER one as he LEAPS AT IMPACT!!! MISSILE DROPKICK!!! INTO THE PECTORALS OF IMPACT AS RRS IS TAKING OVER CONTROL!!! HE HOOKS THE LEG OF IMPACT FOR THE PIN!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… Impact kicks out!!
Deadprez: Impact is still sticking with us… as RRS lifts him up to his feet and rams a forearm to the skull! RRS hits the ropes again as Impact is on spaghetti legs! BUT IMPACT SCOOPS UP RRS AS HE BOUNCES BACK AND HE’S GOT HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! IMPACT DUMPS RRS BACK OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!! Desperation move from Impact there… as he NEEDED time to regroup and recuperate after taking the tough offense from RRS!
ETR: RRS is getting up slowly on the outside as Impact exits the ring… he grabs a Steel Chair that the Ring Announcer was sitting in and he’s gonna have a go at RRS with that chair!! BUT LOOK AT THIS!!! RRS HAS THE CHAIR THAT HE BROUGHT INTO THIS MATCH EARLIER!! AND THE STEEL CHAIRS COLLIDE INTO EACH OTHER!!! RRS KNOCKS IMPACT’S CHAIR OUT OF HIS HANDS AND KICKS HIM IN THE GUT!!! Impact leans over… and RRS CRACKS IMP IN THE SPINE WITH THE CHAIR!!! Impact falls into the barricade and RRS drops the chair… RRS goes to approach Impact… but Impact lowers his shoulder and lifts RRS up and over the barricade into the crowd!!
Deadprez: Impact able to escape RRS once again! RRS is struggling to get up amongst the sold out crowd… and Imp climbs to the apron… he’s leveling up Speedy in the crowd!!! WHAT’S HE THINKING?!?! HE’S GONNA FLY, MAN!!! HE’S GONNA DO IT!! HE JUMPS!!!! A DIVING CLOTHESLINE!!! DIVING CLOTHESLINE FROM THE APRON, OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD THAT HITS RRS AMONGST THE SEA OF SPECTATORS!!! Impact gets up, pushing away the fans as he grabs RRS by the hair and DRAGS him back toward the barricade and flips him back over! They’re back in the ring area now as RRS is leaning against the apron… Impact rushes over to him, and slides him back into the ring…
ETR: RRS is down in the ring… and Impact SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! LIONSAULT!!! IMPACT FLIPS IN MIDAIR AND COMES DOWN OVER RRS WITH THE LIONSAULT JUST AS HE RE-ENTERED THE RING!!! RRS IS DOWN AND HE COULD BE OUT AS IMPACT CRAWLS OVER HIM—- LOOK AT THIS!!! NO FREAKIN’ WAY!!!! NO WAY!!!! COMING FROM THE CROWD IS HURRICANE HAWK!!! AND HE SLIDES INTO THE RING FROM BEHIND!!!! HURRICANE HAWK CHARGES UP BEHIND IMPACT AND I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES!!!! BEFORE IMPACT CAN COVER RRS, HAWK BASHES THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE INTO THE BACK OF IMPACT’S SKULL!!!!!!
Deadprez: IMPACT IS DOWN… AND HAWK IS HANDING HIS BRIEFCASE OVER TO THE REFEREE!!!! HE’S GONNA CASH IN!!! HE’S CASHING IN AND HE’S GONNA MAKE THIS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen… Hurricane Hawk is now CASHING IN his Cash in the Vault Briefcase!!!
ETR: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!!!! IMPACT IS SLOWLY GETTING UP AFTER GETTING THAT CASE SMASHED INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD… AND HAWK IS COILED!!!! HE’S COILED!!!! HE SPRINGS UP!!! LEGACY CUTTER!!! HE CATCHES IMPACT WITH THE LEGACY CUTTER!!! IT’S CONNECTED!!!! AND HAWK SPRAWLS OVER IMPACT IN THE RING, HOOKING THE LEG!!!!
ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match…. and the NEWWWWWW… WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONNNNN….. HURRICANEEEEE HAWWWWKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: WOW!!! HAWK IS OUR NEW CHAMPION!!! AFTER BEING DEFEATED BY BANKS EARLIER ON, HE TAKES ADVANTAGE IN THIS MATCH BETWEEN IMPACT AND RRS AND GRABS THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Ring Announcer: And because Impact was the one to get pinned, HE is the one who will be LEAVING the Showdown Brand!!
(Hurricane Hawk’s music hits, as the World Heavyweight Championship is removed from the podium and brought to Hawk in the ring)
ETR: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS GARBAGE!! IMPACT NOT ONLY GETS SCRWED OUT OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP…. AGAIN… BUT HE’S ALSO LEAVING THE SHOWDOWN BRAND NOW!!!
(Hawk celebrates with his championship, holding it high in the air as his music continues to play, standing over the fallen RRS and Y2Impact)
(EAW: 3 Years and Counting 3-disc DVD set promo airs)
(Camera fades back to the arena showing the set of The Joint as Robbie V’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Please welcome… your HOST of The Joint…. ROBBIEEEEEE… V!!!!!!!
Deadprez: We’re back here at ringside… and here’s Robbie’s special edition of The Joint here at the King of Extreme Free-Per-View… he promised us a surprise tonight!
(Robbie V climbs into the ring and takes a seat in a steel folding chair)
(Camera zooms in)
Robbie V: Well…. I know I promised you all a surprise… but… I don’t know, following the Cash in the Vault being cashed in… that’s a tough act to follow! But of course, the show must go on… As you all know… I was injured a few months ago, and that injury has kept me out of the ring since then… the doctors have been saying that I may not have a chance to get back into the ring again… EVER. I’ve been having a good time as the Showdown General Manager… But there’s something missing, you know? The injury keeping me out of action has really been getting to me lately. My job as the General Manager is to piss people off with smartass jokes and putting them in matches they don’t want, etc… Now don’t get me wrong… That’s great and all… I love it… But there’s no getting back that feeling that I have to piss people off with not only my words… but a nice Concussion kick to the head. And that’s what I’m here to talk to you all about. I’d like to happily announce… that with much thanks to an INTENSE rehab program… that the OMG Robbie V will be READY TO RETURN TO ACTION!!!
Robbie V: I’m ready, man…. I can feel it. So in case you haven’t already figured it out… My guest on the Joint tonight… is.. Robbie V! So, me… How do I feel about coming back into the ring and getting back into some good ol’ EAW action?… Well, to answer that question for myself… I feel fuckin’ great! In all honesty… not to sound like every single person in the history of people with injuries… but really, I feel better than ever. So I hope you’re all ready to see the OMG back in the ring again!
(Crowd Cheers, but quickly turns to boos as Robbie continues to talk, unaware of what they’re booing for)
Deadprez: LOOK OUT ROBBIE!!!!—
ETR: ASHTEN CROSS SLIDES INTO THE RING AND CONNECTS WITH A BICYCLE KICK TO THE SIDE OF ROBBIE’S HEAD!!!! OH MY GOODNESS, THIS MAN WASN’T DONE WITH ROBBIE WHEN HE ATTACKED HIM A FEW MONTHS AGO ON DYNASTY!!
Deadprez: I guess not!! Ashten lifts Robbie back to his feet… and he lifts him up!!!!! CROSS BREAKER!!! ASHTEN CROSS HITS THE CROSS BREAKER THROUGH ROBBIE V’S TABLE, PART OF THE JOINT SET!!!!!! THAT SURE AS HELL COULDA SENT ROBBIE V BACK ON THE INJURED RESERVE LIST, ETR!!! ROBBIE V HAS NO IDEA WHERE HE IS AS CROSS GRABS THE STEEL CHAIR FROM THE SET NOW!!!… AND HE SMASHES IT OVER THE BACK OF ROBBIE’S SKULL AS HE LAYS FACE-DOWN ON THE MAT!!!
ETR: Ashten Cross’ look of anger on his face, slowly transforms into a smile… as he raises his arm and grabs Robbie’s mic.
Ashten Cross: Listen here, fella… I don’t care if ya can hear me or not… But nobody…. I say, NOBODY…. EVER comes back from an attack by the Divine Nightmare…
(Ashten Cross drops the mic and his music hits as he leaves Robbie V in the ring. After Cross is a safe distance away, EMTs rush into the ring and tend to Robbie)
Announcer: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the EAW Championship!!! Introducing first the challenge from Tampa
(Cyclones music plays as he comes running down to the ring)
Announcer: and now introducing the champion…from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida…MISTER DEDEDE!!!
(Mister DEDEDEs music plays as he walks down to the ring with the EAW Championship)
(DING DING DING)
Hey Yo Chico: DEDEDE and Cyclone are staring each other down and while both of these men can Talk the Talk, only 1 will be Walking The Walk! Cy and DDD lock up and Cy is already overpowering DEDEDE, and DEDEDE knee’s Cy onto the gut, and DEDEDE headbutts Cy, and DEDEDE Rakes the eye, backs into the ropes and goes for an early Bulldog.. but Cy pushes out as DEDEDE bounces off the ropes, and Cy hits a nice, closed fist to the Jaw of our EAW Champion.. who dosent hesitate to REMIND you of it, and DEDEDE rolls out of the ring… and DEDEDE RAISES HIS MIDDLE FINGER RIGHT TO THE FACE OF CYCLONE!!!
Stew: Cy Swiftly Slides out of the Ring.. and Cy Runs after DEDEDE as he Chases DDD Around the Ring!!! DEDEDE isnt gonna take ANY risks in this match! and DEDEDE slides back in, and as Cy slides in the ring, DEDEDE swiftly stomps at Cyclone, and as Cy fights through those blows, DEDEDE throws a mean Right hand to the Jaw of Our Modern Day Hero! And DEDEDE whips Cy to the ropes, and as Cy comes back as he hits a HUGE Clothesline! And Cy hooks the leg..
2……………. But Mr DEDEDE kicks out of the pin.
Stew: And Cy picks up DEDEDE after getting up for a short time, and Cy Carries DEDEDE on his Shoulders… IS HE GOING FOR AN F-U???
Hey Yo Chico: No! DEDEDE Shifts his weight, so that Cy carries DEDEDE near the Turnbuckle.. and DEDEDE slides off of Cy, and does an reverse spinning DDT out of the corner on Cyclone down to the mat! Now DEDEDE and Cy are back up, but as Cy is on his hands and knee’s, DEDEDE kicks at his ribs! And DEDEDE Stomps repeatedly at CY’s Head, as Cyclone fights his way up.. and throws a Mean Right hand!!! And DEDEDE feeling that one whips Cy to the ropes.. and As Cy comes back DEDEDE jumps OVER the head of Cy… BUT CY CATCHES HIM AND SLAMS HIM DOWN, STRAIGHT INTO THE MAT!!! WITH A POWERBOMB, AS CY HOOKS THE LEG!!!!
But DEDEDE kicks out yet again!
Hey Yo Chico: Now Cy goes onto the Turnbuckle… and Cy waits until DDD gets up.. and he does as DDD turns around.. AND CY DOES A STANDING LEGDROP, KNOCKING DEDEDE DOWN!!!
Stew: DEDEDE is in one of the worst positions to be right now because Cyclone is building a HUGE amount of momentum! and CY gets up slowly, not even taking the pinfall given advantage to him.. and CY Raises his hand into the Crowd.. Taunts at DEDEDE… AND GOES FOR THE FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! But DEDEDE jumps RIGHT up as Cyclone ran the ropes, and Turns around as he throws Numerous Peoples Punches at The Jaw of CY! And DEDEDE goes for the clothesline.. but CY ducks, and goes for a huge powerslam Slam.. until DEDEDE elbows CY into the Jaw.. backs into the ropes and Hits a Mean Forearm to the Forehead of Cyclone.. backs ino the ropes and DEDEDE Clotheslines Cy outside of the Ring!!! DEDEDE goes to the outside and looks under the ring and Picks up a toolbox!!!! And DDD opens it and gets out a small hammer inside found laying in it!!! And DEDEDE.. SMASHES THAT HAMMER OVER CY’S HEAD!!! AND CY HAS BEEN LAID OUT!!! DEDEDE Goes inside the ring…. and DEDEDE waits untill CY gets up.. and He does.. as DDD Goes for… THE SUICIDE DIVE!!! AND HE HITS IT ON THE STANDING CYCLONE!!!
Hey Yo Chico: And Bah Gawd!!! Both men go STRAIGHT THROUGH THAT BARRICADE! As both of these Men are in the Crowd area! DEDEDE is the first to get up.. and CY who is still down is picked up By DEDEDE.. and DEDEDE Carries him on his Shoulders.. and drops him FACE FIRST onto that another part of the Barricade.. protecting the Crowd from the Ringside Action! But thats not doing much good as you can see! DEDEDE Grabs CY’s head… and Smashes it Repeatedly into the Barrier.. OVER AND OVER again! But DEDEDE Attempts one more Strike into that Barrier.. but CY blocks the attack… Elbows DEDEDE in the Abdomin.. and CY Grabs DEDEDE’s head and SMASHES it on the Barricade!!! And CY throws DDD over the Barricade onto The mats at Ringside!!! And CY goes under the ring to pull out…… A LADDER!!!!!!! CY has just pulled out a Ladder!!!!
Stew: I didnt expect CY to be the first one to pull out a ladder.. but CY has it in his hands as DEDEDE slowly gets up.. and CY rams that Ladder RIGHT into the Face of DEDEDE!!! And DEDEDE has been DROPPED by that Ladder, as CY sets it up still here on Ringside! CY picks up DEDEDE.. and Rams DEDEDE’s head into the Steel Ringpost… and DEDEDE’s head SMACKS into that Steel repeatedly, untill DEDEDE blocks the 3rd strike, and DEDEDE elbows at Cy Slides Behind him.. and Hits a Big Boot RIGHT onto the back of Cy’s head! CY is leaned onto the Steel Ring Post.. Face first… and DEDEDE goes onto the Barricade… and DEDEDE DROPKICKS RIGHT INTO THE LADDER, AS IT SMASHES INTO CY, AND HE IS LAID OUT RIGHT ONTO THE RINGSIDE AGAIN!
Hey Yo Chico: Wow! DEDEDE has an advantage when it comes to the use of ladders, and DEDEDE Grabs the Ladder.. and BATTERING RAMS IT RIGHT INTO CY’S GUT!!!! And DEDEDE does it over and over again, as CY is Holding his Bruised Abdomin! And DEDEDE sets up the ladder here on ringside, and DEDEDE goes under the ring and grabs another Ladder… and DEDEDE Sets it up… and DEDEDE is planning something big here! But CY attacks DEDEDE from behind.. and HE SMASHES DEDEDE’s head over the ring apron.. but DEDEDE slides behind CY… and DEDEDE does a HUGE low blow, weakening CY enough for DEDEDE to Grab BOTH of CY’s feet.. and LANCHES him into that Standing Ladder!!! DEDEDE Grabs Both of CY’s Feet again.. and DEDEDE attempts to Catapault CY into the other standing Ladder… but CY fights out of it.. gets up… and DEDEDE RUNS AT CY FOR A SPEAR!!!! BUT OH MY GOD!!!
Stew: CY SIDESTEPS DDD.. AND DEDEDE CRASHES HEAD FIRST INTO THAT LADDER!!! AS BLOOD IS POURING OUT THE TOP OF DEDEDE’S HEAD!!! And DEDEDE is lauid out! As CY Goes over to DDD.. and he throws the nearly unconcious DEDEDE into the ring, and Hooks the leg for the pin!
But DEDEDE kicks out yet again!
Stew: And Cyclone picks up DEDEDE.. who is bleeding profusely from the top of his head.. after that NASTY conk into the ladder! CY grabs DDD and hits a snap suplex, and he gets up.. waits for DEDEDE to get up as he does… and DEDEDE swings for a weak, fainted Clothesline….And Cyclone ducks behind it.. and hits the Proto-Bomb! AND CY Taunts to the Crowd.. and hits…. THE FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE!!!! As CY drives that closed fist STRAIGHT into the face of Mr. DEDEDE! And DEDEDE after a short while gets up.. AND CY CARRIES DEDEDE ONTO HIS SHOULDERS.. AND HITS.. THE F-U!!!!!!!! THE BIG TIME F-U!!!!!!! ITS OVER!!!
Hey Yo Chico: But DEDEDE flips over.. and DEDEDE lands onto the Ring apron.. and as CY goes over towards DEDEDE… DEDEDE RAKES CY’s eye.. grabs Cyclone’s head and hotshots it onto the top rope! And DEDEDE slides back in and covers with the pin!
But CY Kicks out!
Hey Yo Chico: And DEDEDE gets up, and DEDEDE using the ring ropes to his leverage waits untill CY is up, and he does as DEDEDE fired hard shots to the Skull of Our Modern Day Hero Cyclone! And DEDEDE whips CY to the Turnbuckle behind him.. as DEDEDE runs to CY laid on the turnbuckle, hitting a Clothesline! And DDD Grabs CY’s Jaw and hits a Snapmare, as CY lands on his seated posision.. and DEDEDE backs into the ropes and hits a baseball slide onto the Spine of Cyclone! And DEDEDE agressivley covers another forearm for the pin
But again CY kicks out of that one!
Stew: DEDEDE picks up CY yet again and DEDEDE kicks CY in the gut… and DEDEDE hits.. The DEDEDE DDT!!! And DEDEDE using up the rest of the strength he has hooks The leg
But CYCLONE yet again kicks out
Stew: a kickout of DEDEDE’s rather desperate attempt to finish off Cyclone! DEDEDE goes onto the rop rope… and DEDEDE is going for something HUGE!!! DEDEDE Is going for.. THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!! And DEDEDE LANDS IT!!! DEDEDE LANDS IT!!!! AND DEDEDE PINS!!!!
But CYs FOOT WAS ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!
Stew: preventing DEDEDE from scoring the victory, here in this onefall Matchup! DEDEDE is up and slides to the outside of the ring now, and DDD looks under the apron again here, and DDD pulls out…A FIVE FOOT BY 4 FOOT MIRROR!!!..DDD slides it into the ring and positions it into the corn, and DDD drags Cyclone up close to it, and you can hear DDD screaming at him
DDD: YOU CANT BEAT ME, YOU CAN NOT END MY TITLE REIGN BECAUSE YOU AREN’T IN MY LEAGUE, AND TONIGHT SUPERMAN DIES AT KING OF EXTREME.
Stew: And DDD smashes Cyclones head into the mirror but it doesnt break, and DEDEDE is at the opposite corner of the ring.. WAITING, JUMPING at CY to get up!!! And CY had better not…………. HES UP….. AND THERES THE SPEAR!!! THE SPEAR!!!!! THE SPEAR!!!!
Hey Yo Chico: The Spear!!! But Look at this! CYclone Jumps OVER The attacking DEDEDE, as DEDEDE RAMS Shoulder to Steel into that Mirror shattering it on impact!!! And DEDEDE just broke that mirror and is trying to get up in his corner while Cyclone is up in the middle of the ring is still up.. and DDD Clutching his Shoulder rises up and turns around…
(Lights out in the arena)
Stew: What the hell is going on here Chico?
(Lights back on as a man dressed in a black hooded robe is standing between Cyclone and Mister DEDEDE
Hey Yo Chico: MY GOD THAT HAS TO BE KD, THE HEART OF DARKNESS GETTING HIS REVENGE ON CYCLONE AND I LOVE IT!!! The man grabs Cyclone by the throat with his left hand…This is gotta be it Stew,the revenge of a lifetime!!!
Stew: AND THE ROBBED MAN LET GO OF CYCLONE AND JUST SUPERKICKED DDD SQUARE INTO THE JAW AS DDD HAS TO BE KNOCKED OUT!!! And hes taking off that cloak and its…THE HEART BREAK BOY!!! AND HBB LEAVES THE RING SMILING AS CYCLONE MAKES THE PINFALL
(DING DING DING)
ANNOUNCER: AND YOUR WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND THE NEW EAW CHAMPION…CYCLONE!!!
( Cyclones music hits, he’s given the title and he celebrates )
HYC: CYCLONE IS CHAMPION ONCE AGAIN!!! WITH SOME SURE HELP FROM THE HEART BREAK BOY, CY IS EAW CHAMPION!!!
Stew-O: I’m not even sure what to say! I can’t believe HBB came out here, and he cost DDD his Championship!!! Well… it sure isn’t his anymore!!! Cyclone has been crowned the new EAW Champion of the World!!
(Highlights of King of Extreme and King of Extreme 2 air, showing MvM and Robbie V taking home the rights of being King)
(Mak is shown defeating MvM for his King of Extreme, then going on to cash in his rights as King of Extreme to become EAW Champion)
(Robbie V is shown cashing in his rights to face Extreme Enigma for the EAW Championship)
(The World Heavyweight Champion and the EAW Championship belts are shown in promo footage)
(Camera fades out, showing the throne on the stage, and zooms out down the ramp, showing the red carpet)
(Camera cuts to the King of Extreme Crown, hanging from the rafters)
(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer)
Ring Announcer: The following contest… is the KING OF EXTREME FINALS MATCH… and it will be contested under TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS RULES!!
(Power’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… from New York, New York… weighing in at 290 pounds…. POWERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Stew-O: Welcome back to ringside folks and it’s time for the moment we’ve all been waiting for! The King of Extreme Match! Stew-O here as I’ll be calling the match alongside Deadprez and ETR as we will bring you the sights and the sounds of the third annual King of Extreme Finals match which will be competed under traditional KOE Match rules: Tables Ladders and Chairs!!
(Ashten Cross’ music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent… from Charlotte, North Carolina… weighing in at 280 pounds… ASHTENNNNN CROSSS!!!!!!
Deadprez: And here is the Divine Nightmare! He will of course be headlining tonight’s Free Per View alongside his opponent, Power… two very big men, a combined 570 pounds will be fighting tonight in a TLC Match to determine the next KING of EAW! They’re both in the ring, and they’re ready to go! The KOE Match is just about to be set underway!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
ETR: Power and Ashten Cross eye each other carefully.. as both stand in the middle of the ring, taking the match slow as they circle around each other, being careful and alert of one another. Just take a look at this ring… There’s tables leaned against all four turnbuckles, chairs set up for use at any time these guys please… ladders scattered at ringside… The King of Extreme Finals is always an interesting one to watch, to see how this TLC Match will unfold! And I’m sure that this will be King Kong vs. Godzilla… Two heavyweights that have the same goal, they’re not gonna be holding back one bit!
Stew-O: Ashten and Power slowly approach a lock up in the center of the ring… as Ashten Cross is the first to take advantage, bringing a knee up into Power’s gut… Ashten eyes one of those tables… and he’s gonna try and force Power to backpedal right into one of em! Cross is pushing against Power, but Power is forcing his upper body strength right up against Ashten’s! It seems these guys are in a stalemate, very equally matched in the strength game as they come apart… Ashten Cross heads to the corner… and be pulls a table from off the turnbuckles! Ashten Cross has the table in hand and he’s able to jab Power in the abdominals with the edge of the table! Power drops down to his knees… and Ashten drops the table, and heads off the ropes!!! Ashten Cross comes in HARD with a Low Dropkick to the STERNUM of Power!! That coulda knocked the wind right out of him!
Deadprez: Power snaps right down to the canvas! He rolls to the side of the ring, but Ashten is gonna stick right on him. Power pulls himself back up only to quickly turn around and face Ashten with a look that makes Ashten jump a bit! Power throws a right hand that connects with Ashten Cross’ jaw, but Cross comes back and counters with some lefts and rights of his own! He lands a kick to Power’s gut… and sends him off the ropes with an Irish Whip!
ETR: Power comes back running toward Ashten Cross and he SCOOPS UP ASHTEN ON THE RUN!!!! SPINEBUSTER!!! Power downs Ashten with the Spinebuster!! He jumps back to his feet and climbs to the outside of the ring as Power grabs one of those ladders from ringside, and with Ashten down, could we be crowning a King so early in the match?! Power slides the ladder under the bottom rope and into the ring as he slides in right behind it!!!…
Stew: Power is in the ring with that ladder… and he’s patiently waiting for Ashten Cross to return to his feet!!! He’s not gonna go for the win, he’s gonna try and go hardcore with that ladder on Ashten Cross! Ashten is up to his knees… and he doesn’t see Power anywhere!! He quickly slides out of the ring in fear that Power was waiting for an attack, and Stew, ETR… He was right! Ashten smiles, letting Power know that he was able to escape from his looming attack!
Deadprez: Ashten JUST escaped from the ring in time to evade getting cracked with that ladder! Power drops the ladder as he turns to the corner… and heads over there looking for one of those tables leaned against the turnbuckles!!!… This can’t be good for Ashten as Power exits the ring with the table in hand! Ashten quickly rushes up to Power to stop him, kicking him in the gut!!
ETR: But POWER SWINGS THE TABLE!!! FULL FORCE INTO THE SKULL OF ASHTEN CROSS!!! Power drops the table, with a rare smile on his face as Ashten falls into Power’s arms! Power drags Ashten over toward the Steel Steps… and Power has Ashten under his COMPLETE CONTROL!! He BASHES ASHTEN’S SKULL INTO THE BASE OF THE STEEL STEPS!!!
Stew-O: Ashten Cross is dazed and he’s woozy.. he rests over the Steel Steps and Power is gonna set that table up! He’s got it standing on the outside as Power heads back over to Cross and grabs him by the arm!! Power brings a knee strike into Ashten’s gut and I THINK HE’S GONNA BRING HIM INTO THE EXODUS!!! EXODUS THROUGH THE TABLE?!?!
Deadprez: NO!!! ASHTEN CROSS IS RAINING DOWN PUNCHES INTO THE TOP OF POWER’S SKULL!!! AND HE’S TABLE TO LEAP OUT OF POWER’S GRASP!!! Ashten climbs up onto the table as Power seems confused… He LEAPS OFF THE TABLE WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE THAT TAKES POWER DOWN OUT HERE AT RINGSIDE!!! Power is down… as Ashten Cross is opening him up with multiple repeated punches to the FACE!! Power is trying to crawl away from Ashten’s assault and he’s trying to help himself up, using the Steel Steps!!!
ETR: Ashten follows Power toward the Steps… and he positions himself on the other side!! Power is trying to get to his feet as ASHTEN CROSS NAILS A DROPKICK TO THE STEEL STEPS, SENDING THEM RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF POWER!!! HOLY CRAP!!! POWER IS DOWN ON THE FLOOR AS ASHTEN CROSS GRABS THE STEPS… AND LIFTS THEM INTO HIS ARMS!!!
Stew-O: It looks like Ashten Cross has some sinister ideas for those Steel Steps AND Power! He’s waiting for Power to rise back up to a vertical base… as Power crawls toward the ring! Ashten doesn’t want Power to escape! He’s following behind him with the Steel Steps! Power re-enters the ring, perhaps escaping danger as Ashten Cross slides in with the steps!! Power heads off the ropes and ASHTEN CROSS SWINGS THAT SET OF STEEL STEPS AT THE INCOMING POWER!!!
Deadprez: BUT POWER DUCKS UNDER THE STEPS!!! HE CONTINUES RUNNING AS HE HITS THE ROPES ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE AS HE DROPKICKS ASHTEN CROSS FROM BEHIND, FORCING HIM TO GUILLOTINE HIMSELF OVER THOSE STEEL STEPS, FALLING RIGHT INTO THEM!!! Power grabs that ladder he brought into the ring before and he’s gonna go ahead and set that thing up in the center of the ring! He’s making his way up the leader and he wants to grab that crown RIGHT NOW!! Ashten Cross looks up at Power climbing the ladder, and he’s gonna jump to his feet out of pure instinct! Ashten heads over to the ladder quickly and scurries upward toward Power! Power is at the top already though!! He’s tampering with that crown, trying to unleash it from the harness holding it from the rafters!!
ETR: Ashten fires a hard right hand at Power, hoping to knock him off the ladder, but Power only stumbles and he’s gonna keep on trying to get that crown!! Ashten fires another punch, but Power counters with a left hand of his own! These guys are battling it out on top of a LADDER!!! And they’re just INCHES BENEATH THE CROWN THAT WILL BRING HOME ALL THE GLORY FOR EITHER ONE OF EM!!!
Stew-O: AND ASHTEN CROSS CONNECTS WITH AN UPPERCUT UNDER THE CHIN!!! POWER CLOSES HIS EYES TIGHT, GRIMACING FROM THAT SHOT AS ASHTEN HITS ANOTHER PUNCH SQUARE ACROSS THE JAW!!! POWER LOSES BALANCE!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! HE LOSES BALANCE AND POWER FALLS OFF HTE LADDER!!!! POWER FALLS OFF AND CRASHES AND BURNS DOWN TO THE CANVAS BELOW!!! ASHTEN CAN JUST GRAB IT FOR THE WIN RIGHT HERE!!!
Deadprez: POWER ISN’T THERE TO FIGHT HIM FOR IT!!! ASHTEN IS TRYING TO REACH FOR IT, BUT HE’S JUST BARELY GRAZING IT WITH HIS FINGER-TIPS!!! HE’S LESS THAN AN INCH AWAY FROM A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT AND THE RIGHTS TO BE KING!! THE CROWN IS DANGLING JUST OUT OF HIS REACH!!!
ETR: Power is down on the canvas… and he’s trying to get up, pulling himself to his feet with the ropes and he’s on spaghetti legs after that fall… he’s massively dazed and woozy but he knows that Ashten Cross is up there trying to steal his shot at a World Championship!! Power heads off the ropes and COLLIDES WITH THE LADDER!!! POWER JUST PUSHED THE LADDER OVER AND ASHTEN CROSS IS GONNA FALL!!!! FIFTEEN FEET DOWN TO THE CANVAS AS HE CRASHES DOWN JUST AS POWER DID MOMENTS AGO!!!
Stew-O: Power is still dazed, but Ashten Cross just took a HUGE fall and neither men are in very good shape right now! Power crawls to the side of the ring and rolls under the bottom rope! Power grabs one of those Steel Chairs set up at ringside in this TLC match! He takes the chair and rolls back into the ring as Ashten Cross is up on his knees!
Deadprez: And Power has control over Ashten, a sly smile creeps over his face as he CRACKS ASHTEN CROSS OVER THE SKULL WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!! ASHTEN IS DOWN ON THE CANVAS… AND HOLY HELL!!! LOOK AT THIS!!! POWER IS FORCING ASHTEN’S HEAD THROUGH THE OPENING IN THAT CHAIR… AND THROWS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! WHAT’S HE DOING?!?!
ETR: WHAT THE?!— POWER IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE AS ASHTEN CROSS IS DOWN IN THE RING WITH THAT CHAIR OVER HIS HEAD!!! POWER LEAPS OFF!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! POWER COMES DOWN HARD ON ASHTEN CROSS WITH A BIG SPLASH FROM THE TOP ROPE INTO THE CHAIR!!! HIS HEAD WAS INSIDE THAT THING AS THAT CHAIR CLOSES ON ASHTEN CROSS’ NECK!!! THE THING CLOSED ON HIS GODDAMN NECK!!!
Stew-O: ASHTEN IS DOWN!!! POWER IS IN FULL CONTROL!!!! HE WRENCHES THE CHAIR OFF OF ASHTEN’S HEAD!!! AND HE LIFTS HIM UP!!!! Power pushes Ashten, who can’t even walk on his own at this point into the corner!!! Power comes in HARD with a Full Body Splash!! And he’s gonna pull Ashten with him to the top rope!!! Power has Ashten under control on the top rope!!! AND LOOK AT THIS!!! POWER PULLS ASHTEN ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!! EXODUS POSITION!!!! EXODUS POSITION!!!! ON THE GODDAMN TOP ROPE!!!! AND HE THROWS ASHTEN CROSS OFF OF HIM!!!!
Deadprez: INTO THE TABLE!!!! INTO THE TABLE THAT WAS SET UP ON THE OUTSIDE EARLIY IN THE MATCH!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! ASHTEN CROSS CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AFTER TAKING AN EXODUS POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!
ETR: POWER DROPS DOWN FROM THE TOP ROPE, ADMIRING HIS WORK AND HE’S SURE AS HELL GONNA HEAD OVER TO THAT LADDER!!! OH MAN!!!! HE’S ON HIS WAY UP!!! SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY UP THE LADDER!!!! AND THERE HE IS AT THE TOP!!! HE’S SITTING DOWN ON THE TOP STEP OF THAT LADDER AND REACHES UP, AND UNHOOKS IT FROM THE HARNESS!!!! POWER IS KING OF EXTREME!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match…. and the KING OF EXTREMEEEE…. POWERRRRRRR!!!!!!
Stew-O: CONGRATULATIONS!!!! CONGRATS TO THE NEW KING OF EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING, POWER REALLY DESERVES IT!!
Deadprez: Look at him, he’s loving this, holding the crown up to the crowd as he slowly goes down the ladder… and he’s sliding out of the ring….
ETR: He smiles as he turns at looks at Ashten Cross laying in bits and pieces of that table… in that wreckage… and he’s gonna take that journey back up the ramp, up the carpet as he can see his throne sitting there for him in the distance….
(Power reaches the stage, places the crowd on his head, and puts on the royal robe that was hanging on the throne. Dressed in full garb, he takes a seat in his new throne as King)
(Royal music plays as Power sits back in his throne)
(EAW logo buzzes)