Matthew Graham
DAY ONE
(EAW intro plays.)
Narrator: Suffering.
(The camera fades into a church as a light shines down from a small circular window. As a statue of Jesus Christ is shown, except it looks different)
A tournament that has caused hatred and greed to flow from everywhere it can.
(There is a different long haired and bearded man in place of Jesus, sculpted onto the statue…)
(Is the signature bright smile of Drake King as in front of the almighty Last Messiah, is a man in a white robe in intense prayer)
Are you happy?
(Past winners of the King of Elite tournament are shown. It focuses on last year’s winner, The Visual Prophet. Who beat Charlie Marr and Jamie O’Hara in the finals to secure the crown as he successfully used it at Pain For Pride XIII in an unforgettable Prophetic Visions match where he beat Drake King to win the World Heavyweight Championship. The thought of which, causes great displeasure to the man who is praying)
Are you proud you let this happen?
(It then transitions to this year’s King of Elite finalists. Firstly focusing on The Paynekiller, Xander Payne, someone who has ran roughshod on the Dynasty brand leading up to King of Elite, having mauled through the likes of Maxwell, Donovan Duke and MITSUBACHI to reach the finals. His wins leading up to the event are shown as he’s seen beating the likes of Charlie Marr and the EAW World Heavyweight Champion Lethal Consequences)
(All while those highlights are being shown, flashes of bright graffiti on a white painted brick wall are shown as they read vividly “#BOYCOTTKOE” before the camera goes back to the person in prayer)
That you let everything wrong with this company continue forth, not worrying about the consequences…?
(It then shows next none other than The Mauler, Kassidy Heart and showing highlights since her return at Territorial Invasion where she blindsided Jamie O’Hara after his match. She immediately staked her claim at the Grand Prix tournament and at the same time the Answers World Championship picture, and has shown her dominance ever since beating the likes of Dr. Bethany Blue at Road To Redemption and shown that despite the constant attempts to quite possibly end her career, there is absolutely no taking down Kassidy when she’s set on something. Which has led her right to the King of Elite tournament. Having beaten the likes of James Ranger, Ronan Malosi, and Consuela Rose Ava to lead herself to the finals. She has shown herself as a big threat and an even bigger favorite to win)
(Which clearly sets off the person in prayer, the thought of a woman winning the King of Elite tournament completely ticks him off as once again, the “#BOYCOTTKOE” propaganda flashes every so often as the video glitches out)
That such undeserving… heathens… are being given opportunities that they do not deserve.
(It then goes to the final participant in the match, La Pantera Sexual, TLA. Who has had a splendid Season so far in EAW, having been apart of the Brand Warfare match and getting the win with Team Voltage, and beating Drake King in the 5th Barbed Wire Massacre match. And not only that showing that he is still capable of going after World Championship gold having put on a great performance during Road To Redemption in the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the EAW World Championship, he has shown that he’s not someone to look over whatsoever currently. Not only that, but also staking his claim for the King of Elite tournament as well. Beating Shane Gates, Candice Blair, and Ms. Extreme in order to reach the finals, there has been no stopping TLA and who knows, he might just redeem himself from that loss 4 years ago against Jamie O’Hara in the King of Elite tournament back in 2017 :wow:)
(That has obviously, very obviously, set off the man in prayer as his body shakes in furious anger, his face still concealed to the world)
Father please forgive me, for I have failed you… I have failed myself…
(“#BOYCOTTKOE” begins to flash more prominently as the man slams the floor in front of him. Before standing in front of the Drake King statue as he takes off his hood)
I will not do so again.
(The man takes off his hood to reveal himself as none other than Drake King himself as he leaves the church and out to the starry night)
I will make this right.
(Dip to black)
(‘Kingdom’ by All Good Things plays up to a thunderous roar from the socially distanced, 25% capacity crowd in the Raymond James Stadium as in an instant, an array of red and orange pyro blasts from the stage in a beautiful scene of lights and color. The camera pans around as the crowd is completely hyped up. Signs are shown like the classic “#BOYCOTTKOE” and “GAVIN IS MY HERO” as after a bit, we transition over to the commentary booth. The Showdown commentary team of Deadprez, Eve, and Gavin Kirkland are shown as they are a smiling towards the camera before Deadprez begins to speak)
Deadprez: The wait is over, the battle lines are drawn, ladies and gentlemen… we welcome you to KING OF ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: Riding off an incredible preshow we have a night that you will for sure not forget for a long time. But speaking of the preshow, let’s shed some light on it and of course the new Champion that we have. While we have the time let’s congratulate none other than Constance Blevins and her Specialists Championship win earlier in the night against Kasey Kaos in what definitely could send shivers down your spine!
Deadprez: Can we also talk about how the Saudi Royal Family is also in a luxury box in the stadium here tonight for our show? That’s big! But speaking of them this wasn’t the first time we saw them tonight :lupe:. On the preshow an incident occurred regarding them and one Lisa Wren who was outside earlier protesting her suspension. We can confirm that she has been taken into custody by the Saudis, and God knows what’ll happen to her. Anything could happen tonight and that’s the fun of it!
Gavin Kirkland: :mjlit: It’s that time of year. Big matches and bigger boobies, my anticipation is at an all time high! A woman in the King of Elite finals too?! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! Oh boy I can’t wait, I got the lotion, my dick-
Eve: PLEASE! Please stop… Xander Payne’s children already have a bad influence we can’t be giving them more.
Deadprez: Well regardless of that we move forth. And I just don’t know a better way to start a Free-Per-View then- well, you’ll see for yourself. Let’s get this show on the road!
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Gina Romano: AND IT IS A FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Crowd: *loud cheers*
Gina Romano: No count-outs, no disqualifications, the match can end by SUBMISSION or by PINFALL… ANYWHERE.
Deadprez: And what a match we’re about to have on our–
**PEW PEW**
(Loud pyro is heard through the arena which scares Deadprez, to which the rest of the commentators laugh at.)
Eve: Guys, look at the pirate ship!!! :damn:
(The camera fades to Metro Boomin next to a DJ booth on the stadium’s pirate ship as he is seen hyping the crowd up which erupts. Some of them don’t know who he is though, damn wrestling fans. :troll:)
Gavin Kirkland: If Young Metro don’t trust you I’m gon’ shoot you!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Deadprez: Come on dawg, the only people you be shootin’ is the people watching at home with your horniness.
**TOTAL SILENCE**
**BLACKOUT**
“Am I really hard to please?”
“Perhaps I have such special needs”
“I wondered what was wrong with me”
???: Haha!!!
“My friends all fall so easily”
???: PUSSSIEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
(Lots of pyro goes off as the beat of “Runnin” by 21 Savage & Metro Boomin drops in the arena. The instrumental is played for a while by Metro Boomin in his pirate ship.)
Gavin Kirkland: It’s a bird!
Eve: It’s a plane!!! :blessed:
Deadprez: No!! It’s Bronson Daniels!!!! With a special guest!!!! THE BLACK HISTORY IN THE MAKING :ohlawd: !!!
(Above the stage is seen a platform with Bronson Daniels and 21 Savage on it. The platform lowers itself down as 21 Savage starts performing on it, circling around Bronson who’s in the middle of the platform.)
21 Savage: CALLED THE FIRST ONE SAVAGE MODE!!!! MY MOOD THAT’S WHAT IT WAS!!!!
Bronson Daniels: //media0.giphy.com/media/OSaCEoOsgRfyFgAAZe/source.gif
21 Savage: 2016 WE WAS RUNNING AROUND BEATING *censored* UP IN THE CLUB!!!!!
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21 Savage: I KNOW SHE AROUND FOR THE MONEY, BUT ACT LIKE SHE LOYAL I DON’T FEEL THE LOVE!!!!!!
Bronson Daniels: //media1.tenor.com/images/aaf5953b203d9fd1039424423843bc28/tenor.gif?itemid=17255369
(The platform finally arrives down to the stage, where Bronson stops dancing for a second and looks towards the stage with intensity. He then takes a deep breath and starts going walking down the ramp, accompanied by 21 Savage behind him, rapping him out.)
Deadprez: Can we please talk about Bronson’s attire for a second? His whole gear, boots, tights, jacket, they’re all made out of light blue and black diamonds.
Eve: And what does he have on his forehead? :comeagain: Is that a diamond?
Gavin Kirkland: He sure loves WandaVision it seems.
Deadprez: Well Bronson did let it be known that he’s a huge fan of Lil Uzi Vert. :wow:
Eve: :wow: He also has diamond beads hanging out of his braids. He must like Lil Yachty too.
Gavin Kirkland: I wish I could go yachting in you, Eve.
Eve: I’ll slap the shit out of you.
(Bronson arrives in the ring, still being rapped out by 21 Savage in the background along with Metro Boomin’s orgasmic instrumental playing from the pirate ship that Metro is in.)
Gina Romano: First, the challenger, weigh–
21 Savage: Aye, Gina, you not really needed right now.
Gina Romano: :will:
Eve: THAT’S MORGAN FREEMAN WHO JUST GOT INTO THE RING!!! :damn:
(Gina Romano hands the microphone over to Morgan Freeman.)
Morgan Freeman: AND YOUR NEXT EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONNNN, WEIGHING IN AT TWO HUNDRED TEN POUNDS….. HE IS… FREEEE LIIIGHTTTEERRRRR….. BBBBBRRRRRROOOONNNNNNSSSSOOOONNNNNN DDDDDAAAAAANNNNNIIIIIEEEELLLSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: What an introduction for this man, heading into his first singles World Title opportunity in EAW. And Bronson has been on the run of his life for the past 2 months, dating back to Road To Redemption where he proved his worth in EAW. We’re just a few days before the 1 year anniversary of Bronson Daniels’ signing to this company, and he’s made a hell of an impact in the EAW scene and on the Showdown brand. He might just walk out our new champion. And well, what a luxury entrance and set of clothes.
Deadprez: I don’t like to be that guy, but I mean, I just recently “beat” SKA, not in a match but to death, something that Bronson Daniels could never do in the 2 times he faced him. Jack Ripley better give me an opportunity soon. Or Bronson for that matter, who knows who will win, although I’d like to root my fellow black comrade.
(Bronson Daniels steps up onto the turnbuckle and poses for the audience, which erupts in cheers as another set of pyro goes off behind Bronson. He then gets off the turnbuckle, shakes 21 Savage’s hand and then Morgan Freeman’s. The two then get out of the ring and walk back to the backstage area.)
Eve: Bronson Daniels might just end Jack Ripley’s reign as Answers World Champion, 2 months after its start, and in his first defense. What a moment for him to prove himself, on one of the biggest stages EAW has to offer.
Deadprez: Well I don’t think that’s an entrance that Jack Ripley will be able to top, so maybe it’ll be the same when it comes to their performance.
(Bronson Daniels takes a long, determined stare into the hard cam which slowly zooms onto his face, showing the diamond pierced onto his forehead.)
(“BxMxC” by BABYMETAL hits as Jack Ripley walks onto the stage with a standing ovation form the socially distanced crowd. He scans the stadium with the Answers World Championship around his waist. He takes a deep breath before making his way down the ramp to the ring.)
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT….FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA…WEIGHING IN AT 202 POUNDS…..HE IS THE REIGNING EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION…..JJAACCCCCKKKKK RRRRIIPPPLLLEEEEYYYY!!!!!
Deadprez: No extravagent over the top entrance for Jack here tonight, all business for him like he has stated all week long in his videos. He’s ready to show the world here tonight that he deserves to be called Answers World Champion. He went through absolute hell in order to capture that championship, and people likely are going to have to double that in order to take that championship away from him.
Eve: Jack has done nothing but win ever since winning the chamber, including picking up a clean win against Darcy May Morgan last week in the main event of Showdown. He has been vocal about Bronson not deserving to be in this spot, but we’re about to find out.
(Jack steps inside the ring, and unstraps the championship, and lookin at Bronson before holding the title up high in his face before handing the title to the referee as he raises the title high in the air.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Eve: AND OUR OPENING MATCH AT KING OF ELITE IS UNDERWAY! Bronson Daniels and Jack Ripley step to the center of the ring and talk their trash in each other’s faces, and WOAH! Bronson Daniels shows no intimidation as he shoves Jack Ripley by the chest telling him to bring it!
Deadprez: Jack goes for the clothesline, but Bronson ducks it, and then connects several body shot and then connects with an uppercut to the jaw that drives Jack back into the corner, and Bronson sees this as an opportunity as he runs and drives both knees into the chest of Jack! Bronson then goes for a monkey flip to follow it up, BUT JACK RIPLEY LANDS ON HIS FEET! BRONSON TURNS AROUND AND RUNS AT JACK, BUT JACK CONNECTS WITH AN ARM DRAG THAT SENDS BRONSON TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! NOW IT’S JACK WHO CHARGES AT BRONSON IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER!
Gavin Kirkland: BRONSON MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! And then Bronson rolls up Jack from behind…But Jack rolls through back to his feet and goes for a side kick to the side of Bronson’s head..BUT BRONSON CATCHES THE FOOT! Bronson stands up holding Jack’s foot in the air–And then Bronson flips Jack backward–BUT JACK LANDS ON HIS FEET AND RUNS AND CONNECTS WITH A HIGH KNEE STRIKE THAT DRIVES BRONSON THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Eve: And Jack Ripley measuring Bronson waiting for him to rise to his feet, and he runs off the ropes with a full heap of momentum–AND JACK GOES FOR THE SUICIDE DIVE!
Eve: OH MY GOSH!
Deadprez: BRONSON SMACKS JACK UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER WHILE JACK WAS IN MID FLIGHT!! :damn: THAT’S CONCUSSION CITY RIGHT THERE!
Gavin Kirkland: OH NO! Jack is on his hands and knee soldering his head in pain, and then BRONSON SMASHES THE HAMMER ACROSS THE BACK OF JACK RIPLEY! AND NOW HE FLIPS JACK OVER AND GOES FOR THE FIRST COVER OF THIS ASNWERS WORLD TITLE MATCH!
Referee: OOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Eve: A KICK OUT FROM OUR CHAMPION! And now Bronson looks at his surroundings as he grabs that hammer again…and WHAT THE?!?
Deadprez: BRONSON USES THE OPPOSITE END OF THE HAMMER TRIES TO USE IT ON JACK’S EYES: :damn: BUT JACK FIGHTS BACK WITH SEVERAL ELBOWS TO THE MIDSECTION OF BRONSON! Jack manages to create some separation between the two…AND BRONSON SWINGS THE HAMMER AT THE HEAD OF JACK–
Gavin Kirkland: THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION DUCKS IT! AND JACK THEN DRIVES BRONSON BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE BEHIND THEM! Jack begins throwing several right hands at the face of Bronson, but Bronson begins to fight back, and then delivers a high knee driving Jack back, and Bronson uses this time to hop the barricade in front of him, and he measures Jack Ripley up!
Eve: BRONSON WENT FOR THE FLYING FRONT DROPKICK OFF THE BARRICADE, BUT JACK CAUGHT THE LEGS OF BRONSON! Jack drops Bronson back first on the mat, and then Jack slingshots Bronson back and Bronson hits the steel post head first! And Bronson stumbles around ringside before dropping to a knee briefly before getting back up and eyeing Jack Ripley down…AND BRONSON CHARGES HOLDING HIS HEAD!
Deadprez: JACK COUNTERS WITH THE BACK BODY DROP AND BRONSON LANDED BACK FIRST ON TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS!! OUCH!!
Eve: Bronson lays on the steps screaming in pain as Jack Ripley looks up, and he climbs up the top rope just above where Bronson is laying on the steps, and Bronson is trying to move, but is unable to as Jack eyes him down from above standing on the top rope! OH NO!
Gavin Kirkland: JACK RIPLEY LEAPS HIGH INTO THE AIR ABOVE WHERE BRONSON’S POSITIONED ON THE STEPS AND DRIVES BOTH OF HIS KNEES INTO THE CHEST OF BRONSON AND BRONSON COLLAPSES ONTO THE MAT FROM THE STEPS FRO WHERE HIS BODY WAS HANGING HALFWAY OFF! THE COVER!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Eve: BRONSON DANIELS STAYS IN IT! And now it’s the champion who looks on what to do next in this match. And Jack bends down and picks up Jack by the head, and then runs full steam with Bronson, AND THEM RAMS BRONSON SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! Jack then takes several steps back as he eyes down Bronson who slides his way back up the barricade in serious pain, AND THEN JACK CHARGES! BUT BRONSON COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP THAT SENDS JACK OVER THE BARRICADE INTO THE SOCIALLY DISTANCED CROWD!
Deadprez: Bronson still holds his chest in pain as he hops the barricade and looks to take out Jack in the crowd. BRONSON LEAPS OFF THE BARRICADE INTO THE CROWD–BUT JACK TRIPPED BRONSON SWEEPING HIS FEET AND BRONSON LANDS STOMACH FIRST ON THE BARRICADE AND IS A SITTING DUCK THERE!
Eve: AND JACK RIPLEY DRIVES HIS KNEE AS HARD AS HE CAN INTO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF BRONSON DANIELS! Bronson drops down form the barricade into the crowd side of the barricade. And now Jack Ripley picks up the challenger and has him in a side headlock as he walks over somewhere…
Gavin Kirkland: THEY’RE AT THE GERMAN ANNOUNCE TABLE! They don’t look too pleased. :mjlol: And Jack is throwing right hand after right hand to Bronson who is leaned up against the table, AND BRONSON WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE TO JACK! AND JACK AFTER SECOND WALKS BACK TO BRONSON–AND BRONSON THROWS THE ANNOUNCER’S WATER INTO THE FACE OF JACK! JACK RIPLEY IS STUNNED HERE! RIPCORD KNEE FROM BRONSON AS JACK THEN FALLS ON THE TABLE!
Eve: RIGHT HAND FROM BRONSON! Bronson is looking for any way to make sure Jack stays on the table…AND THEN JACK USES THE MONITOR NEXT TO HIM AND BASHES THE MONITOR INTO THE HEAD OF THE CHAMPION! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! BRONSON IS RELENTLESS WITH THE ATTACK HERE! Jack looks to be out of it here, as Bronson looks around him…AND HE LOOKS UP!
Deadprez: :lupe: He begins to climb the railing above him and he’s about 8 feet in the air, and he looks to be setting up for Flying Bronsons…..BUT JACK IN ONE SWIFT MOTION OUT OF NOWHERE POPS UP AND ASCENDS UP AND JOINS BRONSON ON THE RAILING ABOVE THE TABLE! OH GOD!! It happened so fast, Bronson had no idea what to do in the moment, but now, both men are exchanging shots at one another while holding on to the barricade!
Eve: THIS IS A DANGEROUS SITUATION HERE! BOTH MEN BATTLING FOR POSITION HERE, AND JACK SEEMS TO HAVE THE ADVANTAGE, BUT BRONSON IS STILL BATTLING WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT TO SAVE HIMSELF! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION FROM JACK! WHAT IS HE SETTING UP HERE?!
Eve: BRONSON PUSHES JACK AWAY CREATING SEPARATION ON THE NARROW LEDGE THEY’RE BOTH ON! LOOK!!! BRONSON RIPPED ONE OF THE DIAMONDS HANGING FROM HIS ATTIRE AND HE BASHES JACK ACROSS THE SKULL WITH IT! BRONSON FOLLOWS IT UP AND BASHES JACK’S HEAD FACE FIRST OF THE RAILING…AND HOW HE STEPS IN FRONT…..OH MY LORD–
Deadprez: SPANISH FLY FROM THE TOP RAILING THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! WHAT A MOVE FROM BRONSON AND WHAT ELEVATION HE WAS ABLE TO GET THERE!!! HE COVERS!!
Referee: OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Deadprez: JACK RIPLEY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Bronson puts his hands to his head as he can’t believe it. We all know what Jack went through to win the title, and even after that, it’s gonna take more to be able to get that title off of him.
Eve: AND NOW! Bronson is begging Jack Ripley to get to his feet, AND BRONSON DANIELS GOES FOR “GUNSMOKE”!!! THE SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!!
Deadprez: BUT JACK CATCHES BRONSON ON HIS SHOULDERS AS A COUNTER! JACK RIPLEY CONNECTS WITH A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ON THE CONCRETE! BRONSON’S HEAD SPIKES RIGHT INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN IN THIS MATCH NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: Both men are trying to get to their feet, and both men stare down one another while trying to stand up! BRONSON WITH A RIGHT HAND! JACK RIPLEY THROWS ONE OF HIS OWN! BRONSON! JACK! BRONSON! JACK! BOTH MEN ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH EXCHANGING BLOWS!
Eve: BRONSON SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN THE UPPER CUT HAND! UPPERCUT NOW FROM BRONSON THAT DRIVES JACK BACK AND JACK DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE HOLDING HIS JAW! BRONSON SEES A WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY HERE, AND BRONSON RUNS AT JACK–
**EXPLOSION**
Deadprez: HOLY SHIT!! JACK SIDESTEPPED AND THREW BRONSON INTO THE STAGE EQUIPMENT BEHIND HIM! BRONSON IS ON THE GROUND TWITCHING AS THERE ARE SPARKS FLYING AROUND HIM! Jack looks on with a look of shock on what just happened.
Eve: JACK HOOKS THE LEG OF BRONSON!
Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Eve: BRONSON DANIELS STILL SOMEHOW STAYS ALIVE!! HOW IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!
Deadprez: Jack doesn’t waste any time as he know she can’t give Bronson any time to recover to get back in this match, and Jack gets the lifeless Bronson to his feet, AND JACK RIPLEY LOOKS TO BE GOING FOR THE “RIPPLE EFFECT”!!
Eve: BUT BRONSON DANIELS TWIRLS OUT OF IT AND….**GUNSMOKKKEEEE!!!!!** THE SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO JACK RIPLEY!!
Deadprez: BUT JACK DUCKED IT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME AND, BRONSON TURNS AROUND AND JACK GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE THAT WOULD TURN BRONSON INSIDE OUT!! BUT BRONSON BASEBALL SLIDES UNDER JACK’S LEGS AND HE FACES JACK’S BACKSIDE, AND HE ROLLS HIM UP FOR THE PIN!!!!
Referee: OOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Eve: DID HE GET HIM?!?! NO! JACK ESCAPED IT AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE UP AND RUN INTO A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE ON ONE ANOTHER AND BOTH MEN SMACK HARD ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR IN THE AUDIENCE!
Deadprez: Now once again, it’s a race to their feet as both men try to stir. And Jack is up a tad bit quicker, and throws a right hand at the face of Bronson, and Bronson stumbles back and tries to get separation from Ripley, but Ripley is keeping up with him, but Bronson connects with an elbow to the stomach of Jack! Jack takes a few steps back before lunging at Bronson–BUT BRONSON COUNTERS WITH A FLAPJACK AND JACK LANDS FACE FIRST ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR! Bronson uses this time to catch a breather while Jack is down, but only for a brief few seconds before he looks up once more….OH NO!
Eve: THERE’S NO WAY!! HE’S LOOKING UP AT THE PIRATE SHIP! THE PIRATE SHIP THAT IS ATTACHED TO RAYMOND JAMES STADIUM!! OH NO!
Deadprez: Bronson had a big ass entrance using that stage, but it looks like everything was cleaned up. :mjgrin:
Deadprez: Bronson begins his ascent up, and Jack looks up and sees Bronson making the climb up, and Jack begins to make his way up just behind Bronson! Bronson looks down and sees Jack is following him up and he quickens his pace to have a bigger head start when Jack reaches the top! BRONSON IS NOW STANDING ON THE PIRATE SHIP! And Jack is almost at the top, AND BRONSON IS THERE WAITING FOR HIM! BRONSON BEGINS WITH THE RIGHT HAND SHOTS AT THE FACE OF JACK AND TRYING TO PRY THE FINGERS OF JACK’S GRIP ON TOP OF THE SHIP TO HAVE HIM FALL DOWN TO THE CONCRETE BELOW! JACK THOUGH IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE TAKING WHATEVER BRONSON IS THROWING AT HIM! AND UH OH!!!
Eve: BRONSON MANAGES TO REMOVE ONE OF JACK’S HANDS FROM THE SHIP, AND JACK IS JUST BARELY HANGING ON! BRONSON TAKES A STEP BACK–OH MY GOD!!!
Deadprez: BUT JACK JUST MANAGES TO SAVE HIMSELF WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE STOPPING BRONSON DANIELS IN HIS TRACKS! AND JACK HOPS OVER THE SHIP AND BOTH MEN ARE ON IT! THIS SURELY CAN’T END WELL! :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: Argggghhh!! It sure can’t.
Eve and Deadprez: :neutral_face:
Gavin Kirkland: HEY LOOK!!! JACK RIPLEY RUNS AT BRONSON DANIELS ON THE SHIP BUT BRONSON DANIELS REVERSES AND CATCHES JACK WITH A SPINEBUSTER–BUT NO!! JACK RIPLEY MANAGED TO REVERSE THAT INTO A SPINNING TORNADO DDT SPIKING BRONSON’S HEAD INTO THE WOOD OF THE FLOOR OF THE PIRATE SHIP! JACK RIPLEY FEELS HE HAS THE MOMENTUM NOW!
Eve: JACK RIPLEY NOW AWAITS FOR BRONSON DANIELS TO GET UP AND TURN AROUND…..**YOU’LL FLOAT TOOOOO!!!** THE SUPERKICK TO BRONSON!!!
Deadprez: BUT BRONSON WENT UNDERNEATH AND HAS JACK RIPLEY UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION….AND BRONSON GOES TOWARDS THE LEDGE OF THE PIRATE SHIP! IT’S A LONG WAY DOWN!! “Lupe:
Eve: BRONSON POWERBOMBS JACK RIPLEY OFF THE PIRATE SHIP!!!!!!!
Deadprez: BUT JACK COUNTERS IT INTO A HURRICANRANA!!! AND BRONSON GOES FLYING OVER THE LEDGE!!\
Gavin Kirkland: BUT LOOK! BRONSON CAUGHT HIMSELF ON THE EDGE AND HE HANDS FROM THE OUTSIDE OF THE SHIP HOLDING TO THE SHIP! HE’S IN GRAVE DANGER HERE! Jack Ripley is back up from inside the ship, and he sees Bronson hanging fron the outside of it trying to pull himself back over to the other side! Bronson lifts himself back up and his upper body is back onto the inner side of the ship–
Eve: YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!!!!!!!! THE SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF BRONSON!!! AND BRONSON DROPS DOWN TO THE CONCRETE BELOW!! OH MY FUCKING LORD!! BRONSON IS FUCKING OUT!!! THE SOCIALLY DISTANCED FANS IN ATTENDANCE CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT THEY JUST SAW AS THEY SEE BRONSON’S MOTIONLESS BODY OUT COLD ON THE CONCRETE! !!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!
Deadprez: Now, what the hell is Jack Ripley doing?!? JUST GO DOWN AND PIN HIM! HE’S STANDING ON TOP OF THE PIRATE SHIP WITH THAT LOOK IN HIS EYES! NO!!
Eve: NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY!!! HE HOPS ON THE RAILING OF THE SHIP AND LOOKS DOWN AT BRONSON’S UNCONSCIOUS BODY! JUST GO DOWN AND COVER HIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!
Deadprez: HE WANTS TO PUT AN EXCLAMATION POINT ON THIS DEFENSE AND SHOW JUST THE LENGTHS HE’S WILLING TO GO TO RETAIN HIS CHAMPIONSHIP NOW AND IN THE FUTURE! And Jack looks down and takes a deep breath–
Deadprez: OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!
Eve: **BELIEVE IT OR NOTTTTTTT** THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE PIRATE SHIP ALL THE WAY DOWN ONTO BRONSON ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!! :damn:
Deadprez: BRONSON MOVED AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: HOLY SHIT!! THE CHAMPION JUST CRASHED AND BURNED! HE TOOK A RISK AND IT BACKFIRED BIG TIME! And NOW BOTH MEN ARE LAID OUT NEXT TO EACH OTHER ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!
(Instant replay of “Believe It Or Not!” from the top of the pirate ship that failed.)
Deadprez: BRONSON IS MOVING, BUT JUST BARELY! HE MANAGES TO GET AN ARMS OVER THE CHEST OF JACK RIPLEY!!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Deadprez: NEW CHAMPION!! HE DID IT!!
Eve: NO!!!!!!! JACK RIPLEY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! OH MY GOODNESS!!!
Deadprez: I don’t even think Bronson is aware Jack kicked out cause he’s almost knocked out with his arm across Jack’s chest. And now, we wonder, where does this go from here is neither man care move at all?
(The referee throws up the X sign after checking on both men.)
(The referee calls for help, and the medical team comes out to assist both Jack and Bronson. And more come out with stretchers.)
Eve: If both men are not moving at all, what choice does the referee really have here?
(The medical team help Jack up, and try to keep him balanced, while the other members manage to get Bronson on the stretcher. Bronson begins to get wheeled out.)
Eve: A damn shame. I guess Jack retains by default then?
Deadprez: LOOK!
Eve: BRONSON UNSTRAPS HIMSELF AND ROLLS OFF THE STRETCHER! The doctors are trying to talk sense into him but he is refusing to listen, pushing them away.)
Bronson Daniels: (no mic) THIS IS THE BIGGEST OPPORTUNITY OF MY LIFE AND I AIN’T GOIN OUT LIKE THAT! NAH FUCK THAT! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!
Deadprez: He’s got a point, but you have to think of his health here, and he’s not being smart!
Gavin Kirkland: To save it for his future? He’s got a shot at the biggest prize in our industry RIGHT NOW on a grand stage and he’s refusing to have it get thrown out! I like it. AND LOOK!!!!
Eve: BRONSON DANIELS LEAPS WITH THE LITTLE AMOUNT OF ENERGY AND STRENGTH HE HAS LEFT AND LANDS ON TOP OF JACK AND THE OTHER DOCTORS ATTENDING TO JACK, WHO WAS ALSO REFUSING MEDICAL HELP!!!!
Deadprez: JACK GOT OUT OF DODGE AT THE LAST SECOND! NOW IT’S BRONSON INSIDE THE CHAOS OF THE DOCTORS AS HE ROLLS OUT, AND JACK IS WAITING FOR HIM! JACK RIPLEY CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG ON THE CONCRETE FACE FIRST! Jack Ripley now crawls out of the crowd and he’s on the top of the stage, and several seconds later, Bronson Daniels follows behind and they are both soon in the middle of the rampway.
Eve: Jack Ripley struggles to get to his feet, and he’s at ringside and uses the ring skirt to pull himself in the ring! Bronson continues to crawl and now he’s at ringside! He uses the ring skirt for leverage and pulls himself back up to his feet and now he slides back in the ring! Both men are back inside the ring!
Deadprez: IT’S FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE GONNA FINISH IT INSIDE THE RING! I LIKE IT! WHO WANTS IT MORE?!
Eve: BRONSON GETS UP AND TURNS AROUND AND JACK RIPLEY GOES FOR THE DOUBLE KNEES TO THE CHEST OF BRONSON IN THE CORNER, BUT BRONSON MOVES AND JACK’S KNEES GO FLYING INTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE! BRONSON DANIELS RUNNING OFF ADRENALINE NOW WALKS TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, AND RUNS–DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF JACK RIPLEY! JACK CRUMBLES BACK DOWN TO THE MAT AND BRONSON IS FEELING THE MOMENTUM ON HIS SIDE!!
Deadprez: BRONSON BEGGING FOR IT! HE IS HURT AND EXHAUSTED, BUT HE WANTS TO BE CHAMPION! HE IS WAITING FOR JACK RIPLEY TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! JACK IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS HE TURNS AROUND–
Eve: GUNNNSSSMMOOKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: THIRD TIME’S THE CHARM AS HE HITS IT!! HE SLOWLY HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Eve: JACK RIPLEY AGAIN KICKS OUT!!!!
Deadprez: HOLY SHIT!!! WE WEREN’T KIDDING WHEN WE SAID IT WAS GONNA BE A HELL OF A TIME TRYING TO PRY THAT CHAMPIONSHIP OFF OF JACK, WHO WORKED SO HARD AND SO LONG TO EARN BEING CALLED ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, AND WILL FIGHT JUST AS HARD TO KEEP THAT RIGHT!! WOW!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Bronson crawls away from Jack Ripley now underneath the bottom rope, and he climbs up the top rope now! BRONSON STANDS TALL ON THE TOP ROPE! HE IS GONNA GO FOR “FLYING BRONSONS”–
Eve: BUT HE TOOK WAY TOO LONG!! JACK RIPLEY IS BACK UP AND HE CHARGES AT BRONSON AND CONNECTS WITH AN ENZIGURI KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF BRONSON AND BRONSON DROPS AND LANDS ON HIS GROIN ON THE TOP ROPE! JACK RIPLEY HOLDS HIS HEAD IN SOME PAIN BEFORE STEPPING BACK–AND JACK RUNS UP THE TOP ROPE AND DELIVERS THE HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE OF BRONSON DANIELS!! JACK RIPLEY NOW ON THE TOP WITH BRONSON IS GOING FOR THE SUPERPLEX!!!
Deadprez: SUPERPLEX FROM JACK RIPLEY!!! WHAT ELEVATION!! AND JACK STANDS UP AND HOLDS THE ROPES NEXT TO HIM AS BRONSON IS STIRRING AND LOOKS TO BE VULNERABLE!! HE IS LIKE A PREDATOR STALKING IT’S PREY AS BRONSON TRIES TO REGROUP! BRONSON IS ON BOTH KNEES NOW–AND JACK RIPLEY RUNS TO THE ROPES–
Eve: DAAYYYLLLIIGGGHHHTT SLLAAYYINNNGG TIMMMMEEEE!!!! THAT RUNNING KEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF BRONSON!!! NOW IT’S JACK WHO HOOKS THE LEG!!!
Referee: OONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Deadprez: ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!?!?! BRONSON DANIELS KICKED OUT!!!! HOW IS HE SITLL IN THIS AFTER ALL THE PUNISHMENT HE’S BEEN THROUGH?!?! \
Eve: He’s taken some of Jack’s best shots, he got shocked with electrical equipment, and got kicked off a pirate ship and still fighting. I guess the argument is invalid he doesn’t deserve to be here cause look at this heart! Does he still have a chance though is the question? Does he have enough left to pull off the upset against Jack?!
Deadprez: Jack is on both knees, and he is shocked by how much punishment Bronson’s taken, but he is still going. Jack picks up Bronson slowly, and Bronson looks completely out.
Eve: WHOA!!! BRONSON WHIPS HIS DIAMOND BEADS AT THE FACE OF JACK!! STUNNING JACK JUST LONG ENOUGH TO CHARGE AT HIM–BATTTMMAAAN PUNNCCCHHH!!!!!
Deadprez: BUT JACK RIPLEY SIDESTEPPED IT!!!! FOREARM FROM JACK STOPS BRONSON’S MOMENTUM!! AND WHAT IN THE HELL?!?!??!
Eve: JACK RIPLEY JUST RIPPED THE DIAMOND THAT WAS PIERCED INTO BRONSON’S FOREHEAD!!! JACK RIPLEY THE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITHA BACK HANDED ELBOW TO THE FACE!!
Gavin Kirkland: :skip: Boy was just asking for that to happen piercing that into his head.
Deadprez: JACK RIPLEY RUNS THE ROPES–DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME!!!!
Eve: He doesn’t cover though, as he looks at Bronson still stirring on the mat. Jack shakes his head as he stands in the corner! Bronson is refusing to quit, taking all of Jack’s best shots! After several seconds, Bronson pulls himself up in the corner, AND TURNS AROUND TO EAT A **YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!!!** FROM JACK RIPLEY!!!!
Deadprez: OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!! BRONSON WITH LIKELY HIS LAST WIND DUCKED AND ROLLS JACK UP!!!!!!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Eve: JACK RIPLEY ESCAPES IT!!!
Deadprez: JACK IS UP TO HIS FEET FAR QUICKER–
Eve: AND THIS TIME JACK RIPLEY CONNECTS WITH YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!!!!!! ID YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF THAT?!?!
Deadprez: Again, doesn’t go for the cover! Jack annoyingly looks down at Bronson and picks him up quick AND GETS HIM IN POSITION–
Eve: RRRIIIPPPPPLLLLLEE EEFFFFFEEECCCTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: JACK HITS IT FOR GOOD MEASURE AS HE HOOKS THE LEG OF BRONSON!
Referee: OOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Referee: TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
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(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“BxMxC” by BABYMETAL hits as Jack Ripley stands and holds his chest, hurt from the battle he just went through. He is awarded his Answers World Championship before getting his hand raised.)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….AND STILLLLLLL……EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION…..JAACCCCKKK RRRIIPPLLLEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Eve: WHAT A FIGHT WE JUST WITNESSED HERE TONIGHT! Jack Ripley proves why he deserves to be called the Answers World Champion, while Bronson proves he truly is Next Up in this company and deserved this shot here tonight.
Deadprez: Cliche, but don’t take anything from him.)
(Jack celebrates with his title for a moment, before looking down at Bronson, who is sitting against the ropes in a lot of pain looking up at Jack, and the two looks at one another.)
(Jack Ripley nods his head down at Bronson Daniels, giving a sign of respect before leaving the ring and continuing to celebrate with the Answers World Title up the ramp.)
Deadprez: Looks like Jack appreciated the fight Bronson brought to him tonight with that nod of respect. Bronson came close, but it wasn’t enough against Jack tonight and Jack continues on with his reign!
(The camera focuses on Bronson standing up on his own power with doctors trying to help him. With that, the camera fades to black.)
(A commercial for Diary of A Wimpy Kid featuring Ronan Malosi is shown)
(The camera cuts backstage to Christian DeMarco, Shaker Jones, SKA, and Eric Havoc who are shown hanging out together in catering.)
Shaker Jones: Man these dips really taste good to me. Really helps me feel less depressed. Come on Eric get to feastin’.
SKA: I don’t know man. They all taste the same to me.
Eric Havoc: Hmm these dips are good but I have a few ideas for what other kinds of dishes we could have here in EAW catering. I shall have to speak to the manager about this.
Christian DeMarco: Wow really progressive of this place to let a cac eat here at catering with all of the other people around here. I really expected that they would have a cacs only catering section that I would have to eat at. By myself. Again. :mjcry:
Shaker Jones: No no there there. Stop crying. We are at an EAW show which is the perfect place to get help for your mental health problems. Come on let’s go find Jamie O’Hara or Charlie Marr. They will help you feel better.
SKA: Excuse me SOSA. Do you know which way the restroom is?
Catering Staff Member: SOSA? What the hell? Are you talking about the EAW World Champion SOSA Henderson? Good lawd man. I am fucking bald how the hell do you confuse me with him?
SKA: Well I mean… You both ar-
Eric Havoc: Oh great timing. Sir sir do you know that this whole catering thing would be a lot better if we involved Eric Havoc in it. I’m thinking that while I am eating at catering maybe we could put the EAW Pure Championship on the line. It would be a really creative idea and probably get me really over with the EAW audience.
Catering Staff Member: :skip:
Christian DeMarco: Oh I see how it is Eric. You think that just because you are not a cac like I am you can get a shot at the EAW Pure Championship before me? My great grandmother Constance DeMarco built this business on her sweat and tears… So many tears…
Shaker Jones: Do you need a tissue?
Christian DeMarco: No. I am a strong independent cac who don’t need no Shaker. I will be going to see Limmy right now to get what is rightfully mine.
Shaker Jones: Good idea. I will go with you. Maybe he will sit down with us and we can work out all of our problems together.
Eric Havoc: Wait wait guys. I just had a better idea! Look over there…
(The camera fades to the side underneath one of the tables set up in catering.)
SKA: Is that…
(Strawberry Steve is shown sleeping underneath the catering table with the Big Berry Bhampionship under his head as a pillow. A half drunken strawberry shake is shown sitting next to him as he slumbers peacefully.)
SKA: Ah yes I see good idea. The Pure Championship is for noobs anyway. Lets go over there and wake up Myles to get a shot at that National Elite Championship!
Eric Havoc: No dumbass! That’s Strawberry Steve! He has been humiliating all of us for weeks! This is our chance for revenge! Don’t you think that’s a great idea? Give me your honest opinion of it out of 10.
Shaker Jones: Well I think it is a 10/10 idea Eric! Great job!
Eric Havoc: Thanks Shaker.
SKA: Are you sure that’s not Myles… or maybe Jack Ripley… I don’t know… what do you think Senn?
Christian DeMarco: WHAT? You are going to compare me to dirty redneck trash like Jacob Senn? Oh hell no! I am a proud cac and I demand to recognized as such! I will not be dragged down and compared to lesser peoples such as he!
Shaker Jones: Hey Steve. I just came over here to have a nice chat with you. I’ve had a really bad idea.
(The camera fades over to show Shaker Jones sitting down next to Strawberry Steve under the table telling him about all of his social problems.)
Eric Havoc: What the hell? Shaker get back over here! Stop consorting with the enemy!
Christian DeMarco: That’s right. He is the enemy and we are going to take him down. We as cacs must rise!
Shaker Jones: He was really nice to me. Hopefully we can form a tag team in the near future.
SKA: Agreed. A tag team of identical twins would be a really cool strategy ngl.
Eric Havoc: Alright everyone shut the fuck up and listen to me. I am clearly the brains of this operation and you are going to listen to my ideas and carry them out. One thing that has always been true is that every storyline, every angle, every idea in EAW history has always been made better by adding Eric Havoc to it. But… what if just this once we not only involved Eric Havoc but also SKA and Christian DeMarco!
Shaker Jones: Don’t forget Shaker!
Eric Havoc: Right… you too.
Shaker Jones: I can’t believe you forgot me… :mjcry: My depression = crippling :mjcry: !!!!
Eric Havoc: My bad my bad you can join us too. We are going to form a stable.
Christian DeMarco: Agreed. Everyone knows that cacs work best when they work together. :wow:
Eric Havoc: We are going to sneak up on Strawberry Steve with a referee and initiate the open challenge for the Big Berry Bhampionship. Then we are going to jump his ass and beat the shit out of him! Get that title in yo! Of course I will be the one to get the pin… What do you think of the idea u guiz?
Shaker Jones: Let’s call the stable Insurrection. I thought of the name all by myself! :hugging:
SKA: Wait isn’t that the same as Insurgency?
Christian DeMarco: No SKA that is a completely different stable.
SKA: I see I get things confused sometimes. My bad.
Eric Havoc: Alright lets go. Quietly now.
(SKA is shown speaking to Deadprez in catering who he thought was one of the referees before Shaker Jones eventually brings an actual referee over to handle the Big Berry Bhampionship Open Challenge.)
Referee: Umm so is this an actual match? I mean I guess Steve did make it an open challenge but is it really OK to have a match backstage?
Eric Havoc: Look. I am Eric Havoc okay? It might be unconventional to have a match backstage but that just proves the brilliance of my unique ideas. Don’t question it.
Referee: Iight.
(Christian DeMarco suddenly charges in flipping the table where Strawberry Steve was sleeping beneath and kicks the strawberry shake away from him.)
Strawberry Steve: …
(However, Strawberry Steve out of pure instinct catches the strawberry shake in midair before it can go flying away. He brings the straw to his lips as he takes a long sip.)
Shaker Jones: Watch out guys! He’s up to something!
Eric Havoc: Get him Christian! Get him SKA! Uhh Shaker… probably stay back you will just get in the way.
Shaker Jones: It’s true… I probably would. :mjcry: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SKA: I GOT HIM! COUNT THE PIN!!!
Referee: Uhhh SKA… That’s not Strawberry Steve. Get off Provencal and stop pinning him man. He doesn’t need this kind of abuse. He has kids.
SKA: Oh shit sorry dawg.
Provencal: It’s alright. Hey do you have any money for my kids?
Shaker Jones: FUCK YO KIDS! I DIDN’T HAVE A HAPPY CHILDHOOD AND NEITHER SHOULD ANYONE ELSE!!!
(Shaker Jones comes leaping off the catering table with a Diving Crossbody taking out both Provencal and SKA in the commotion. Meanwhile Eric Havoc is directing Christian DeMarco to beat the hell out of Strawberry Steve who has not left the ground in the spot where he had been sleeping under the now flipped table.)
Christian DeMarco: You think this is a joke Steve? We cacs used to grow all the strawberries in this country but now we are being replaced! But you think you can just sleep and relax while we cacs are being discriminated against? Oh you will find out exactly what happens to race traitors where I’m from Steve!
(Christian DeMarco raises up his glass templar sword looking to penetrate Strawberry Steve. But suddenly he slips! Strawberry Steve is shown having fallen asleep again and let his strawberry shake fall to the ground and Christian slipped on it! Christian slips and falls landing on top of his glass sword.)
Strawberry Steve: *yawns loudly*
(Strawberry Steve stretches out using Christian DeMarco as a pillow.)
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Referee: Where the hell did that bell come from?
(The catering staff are shown clanging silverware together as they celebrate the victory of strawberry steve.)
Catering Staff Member: Here is your winner… and STILL the Big Berry Bhampion… STRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAWWWWWWWWBERRRRRRRRRRY STEVEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Escape” by Rupert Holmes blasts over the speakers in catering as everyone eating gets on their feet to cheer on Strawberry Steve.)
Crowd: STRAWB! STRAWB! STRAWB!
Eric Havoc: No! My idea was ruined! But this won’t be the last time! I’ll be back Steve! And next time I will have even better ideas! Keep those DMs open Steve… cuz ERIC HAVOC IS ABOUT TO FLOOD THAT SHIT UNTIL YOU DROWN!
(Eric Havoc, SKA, Shaker Jones, and Christian DeMarco are shown running out of catering, and likely out of the arena as Strawberry Steve continues to sleep peacefully on the floor of catering.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Piggly Wiggly featuring Kensingten Calhoun-Astor.)
(The camera then fades back to the ring and the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
(The camera pans over to a smiling Stephie Love in the center of the ring, who’s ready for our next set of action alongside the crowd.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…ONE FALL!!
Socially Distanced Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(‘Morning Glory’ by Oasis is greeted with a negative reaction from the socially distanced fans as Insurrection make their way out from the curtain.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents! THE TEAM OF MAXWELL, LIMMY MONAGHAN, AND DONOVAN DUKE…INSURRECTION!!
Jake Mercer: Finally, the greatest stable in all of professional wrestling Grace us with their presence tonight.
Eve: That’s because they take on the team of James Ranger, Adam Lucas, and Mitsubachi, a team that is certainly gonna put Insurgency to the test here.
Stew-O: Yeah, you gotta imagine their pretty peeved off with Insurgency taking out SEBAS before the event and are looking for some measure of revenge here.
Jake Mercer: SEBAS had it coming, if you’re not apart of the solution, you’re part of the problem, SEBAS was nearly solved by Insurgency.
(‘You Know My Name by Chris Connel plays for Adam Lucas, who walks his way out from the curtain to a positive reaction. His theme is then cut off by ‘Akatsuki’ by Babymetal, which can only be the calling card for Mitsubachi and Ogawa who make their way next to Adam Lucas. We then hear ‘Raise Up The Lights’ by the Riot Music Team, and out comes James Ranger who follows suit with the others.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents, accompanied to the ring by Komatsu Ogawa! THE TEAM OF ADAM LUCAS, JAMES RANGER, AND MITSUBACHI!!
Stew-O: A united front this team seems to be, and that’s certainly gonna benefit them against Insurgency.
Flannery McCoy: That, plus we can’t forget Adam Lucas and Mitsubachi defeated our tag team champions recently. They’ve certainly gotten to gel as a team, and if you can’t beat the tag team champions, you can sure as hell beat Insurgency.
Jake Mercer: I think you’re neglecting to mention that Limmy Monaghan is not only a champion, or Scotland’s favorite son, he’s also the man that defeated and sent off Chris Elite.
Flannery McCoy: Fair point.
Stew-O: And Maxwell and Donavan Duke are no slouches either, picking up some momentum of their own as of late as well.
(The theme of James Ranger fades out as both teams stare each other down from both sides of the ring, neither team heading out to the apron and to their respective corners yet as the ref signals for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: THERE’S THE BELL AND WERE STARTING THINGS OFF STRONG HERE WITH A BRAWL FROM BOTH TEAMS! DONAVAN DUKE BATTLING WITH JAMES RANGER, MAXWELL BATTLING WITH MITSUBACHI, AND LIMMY MONAGHAN BATTLING BACK AND FORTH WITH WITH ADAM LUCAS! HOWEVER, IT’S THE TEAM OF LUCAS, RANGER, AND MITSUBACHI THAT GETS THE UPPERHAND AND CLEARS THE RING OF INSURGENCY!
Jake Mercer: Lucas, Ranger, and Mitsubachi may have got the upper hand there, but don’t think Insurgency won’t storm that ring again!
Flannery McCoy: Surprisingly, I don’t think Insurgency plans to do that at all as now they’re huddling up on the outside, game planning for what to do next. Meanwhile in the ring, it looks like Adam Lucas is gonna start things off for his team here. Although, it seems as if Insurgency has picked their man to start things off as well in Limmy Monaghan, who’s gonna square up with Adam Lucas.
Stew-O: In the ring Limmy goes, AND HE AIMS TO TAKE THINGS STRAIGHT TO ADAM LUCAS BY LUNGING AT HIM! LUCAS, HOWEVER, HAS LIMMY’S GAME SCOUTED! AVOIDING WHATEVER LIMMY HAD PLANNED THERE AND BACKING HIM UP INTO THE CORNER WITH A FLURRY OF PUNCHES! LIMMY IS DOING HIS BEST TO GET HIS HANDS UP, BUT THOSE HANDS OF ADAM LUCAS ARE TAKING EFFECT!
Flannery McCoy: True, but you can only whale on your opponent in that corner for so long until the ref gets involved like he is now, backing Adam away from Limmy Monaghan, trying to create a little separation between these two. But separation seems to be the last thing Lucas has on his mind as he pursues Limmy in that corner again!
Stew-O: Limmy takes advantage of the brief space of breathing room he was allowed, and scores with a huge kick to the midsection of Adam Lucas! Now it’s Limmy whaling on him in the corner, BUT NOT FOR LONG AS ADAM LUCAS BATTLES OUT WITH MORE STRIKES TO THE FACE OF MONAGHAN! Limmy tries to retreat over to the ropes, BUT HE GETS WHIPPED OFF OF THEM BY LUCAS- WAIT! LIMMY REVERSES AND ADAM GETS WHIPPED OFF THE ROPES INSTEAD!
Jake Mercer: LUCAS COMES BACK WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE KNEE OF MONAGHAN! Limmy quickly scrambles back to his feet, favoring that leg, but wandering over to the ropes in the process. ADAM TAKES ADVANTAGE BY CLOTHESLINING LIMMY TO THE OUTSIDE!
Flannery McCoy: It’s not done from there, LUCAS SPRINGING TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A FLYING FOREARM THAT CONNECTS FLUSH WITH LIMMY MONAGHAN! Insurgency has yet to get out the gate in this battle, and if Adam Lucas continues staying on Limmy like he is here, Insurgency may never get out the gate in this match.
Stew-O: Limmy gets tossed into the ring, but Lucas may be in no man’s land here, Donavan and Maxwell rushing over to jump Adam here, but Ranger and Mitsubachi are there to make sure it doesn’t happen, rushing over there, making Maxwell and Duke back off immediately. But now, Lucas goes to continue his handiwork inside the ring, BUT LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A LARIAT THAT TURNS ADAM LUCAS INSIDE OUT!
Jake Mercer: Just like that, Limmy Monaghan capitalizes on the sliver of opportunity he had, and turns the tides of this match up in a heartbeat.
**TAG**
Flannery McCoy: A tag is made by Limmy Monaghan out to Maxwell! And here comes ‘The Top Dollar!’ Maxwell immediately comes in and reigns down upon Adam Lucas with stomp after stomp! But things are about to get way worse for Lucas, who gets brought back to his feet by Maxwell and whipped into the corner hard! A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE DONE BY MAXWELL INTO ADAM LUCAS!
Stew-O: AND MAXWELL TAKES HIM OUT OF THAT CORNER TO PLANT HIM DOWN WITH A SNAP VERTICAL SUPLEX! THE EARLY COVER MADE BY PRINCE WEALTHY HERE!
ONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TW-
Stew-O: Not even a two count! But now Adam Lucas goes back into the corner, this time the corner of Insurgency which is the last place you wanna be in a match like this. BUT MAXWELL WITH KNIFE EDGE CHOPS RIGHT ACROSS THE CHEST OF ADAM LUCAS! I’ll tell you, those things sounded like gunshots! The chest of Adam Lucas very visibly turning beet red!
Jake Mercer: Look at Maxwell, though, creating some distance between himself and Adam Lucas. But it doesn’t seem he’s looking to set up for a move, instead Maxwell opts to antagonize the teammates of Lucas! Flicking the sweat off his brow over onto James Ranger! AND MAXWELL CHARGES INTO THE CORNER, ADAM LUCAS GETS THE BOOT UP!
Flannery McCoy: But look at James Ranger, trying to enter the ring and go after Maxwell! But the referee is gonna have to, of course, stop him before he can do so. BUT THAT ONLY OPENS UP ROOM FOR LIMMY AND DUKE TO CHEAP SHOT ADAM LUCAS AND THEIR CORNER! BOTH MEN STICKING THEIR LEGS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND PUTTING THE BOOTS TO ADAM LUCAS! THIS IS UNCALLED FOR!
Jake Mercer: No, it’s smart. Isolating Adam Lucas in that corner, wearing him down! Plus, it ain’t cheating if you don’t get caught. :mjgrin:
Stew-O: And caught they are not as the referee turns around to see nothing, just a bit too late to catch Insurgency in the act. You can see the cockiness in Insurgency, proud to have gotten away with that as Maxwell takes Adam Lucas out of the corner and into the center of the ring! A huge body slam plants Adam Lucas in the center of the ring, and Maxwell stands at the head of Adam.
Maxwell: PRINCE WEALTH-Y!
Flannery McCoy: MAXWELL RUNS OFF THE ROPES TO LEAP IN THE AIR AND COME DOWN HARD WITH A PIERCING ELBOW TO THE HEART OF ADAM LUCAS! The prince wealthy elbow connects all the way, and a pin is made by Maxwell!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
Jake Mercer: Somehow Adam Lucas kicks out of the most wealthiest elbow drop in professional wrestling today.
**TAG!**
Stew-O: A tag is made by Maxwell out to Donavan Duke, and the two team up to bounce Adam Lucas off the ropes to hit him with unison back elbows! And Donavan Duke is in the match for the first time now, stomping Adam Lucas as he gets back to his feet. Donavan Duke grabs the arm of Lucas and sends him off the ropes! LUCAS REVERSES, AND DONAVAN DUKE GOES OFF THE ROPES INSTEAD! LUCAS DUCKS DOWN FOR WHAT COULD BE A BACK BODY DROP!
Flannery McCoy: Any attempt at that gets stuffed by Donavan Duke who kicks upward into the face of Adam Lucas! DONOVAN DUKE THEN SMASHES ADAM LUCAS WITH THE SOLE OF HIS BOOT WITH THAT SUPERKICK! A GERMAN SUPLEX FROM DONAVAN DUKE CONNECTS AFTERWARDS AND ADAM LUCAS GOES CRASHING DOWN ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
**TAG**
Stew-O: A TAG IS MADE BY DONAVAN DUKE OUT TO MAXWELL, AND DUKE HOLDS LUCAS IN PLACE FOR A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION FROM MAXWELL! A simple game at play here by Insurgency, divide and conquer. LUCAS LOOKS TO FIRE BACK, BUT MAXWELL CATCHES HIM AND DROPS HIM WITH A SHOULDER JAWBREAKER! The jaw of Adam Lucas certainly just got jacked by Maxwell!
Jake Mercer: Adam Lucas rolls out to the ring after that, perhaps hoping to create some distance between himself and Maxwell. Maxwell gonna make sure he doesn’t have much time to do that by following him out there! Maxwell grabs Lucas by the waist and drives him back first into the barricade! And now Maxwell switches directions to drive Lucas back first into the ring apron! That’s the hardest part of the ring, mind you!
Flannery McCoy: Maxwell chucks Lucas back into the ring, and front facelocks him into the corner, long enough for Limmy Monaghan to make the tag!
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan is back in the match, but it seems as if Maxwell doesn’t have intentions of leaving it just yet, placing Adam Lucas on the top rope! LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH AN IMPRESSIVE HURRICANRANA THAT SENDS LUCAS INTO THE WAITING MAXWELL WITH A CODEBREAKER! THAT COULD BE IT AS LIMMY MAKES THE COVER!!
ONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: As much as I don’t agree with the tactics this team takes, you cannot deny that wasn’t a cool tag team maneuver by Maxwell and Limmy Monaghan. But that move didn’t exactly have the desired effect they were hoping for there with Adam Lucas kicking out, so now it’s back to the gameplan. Isolate Adam Lucas, wear him down, keep him from making tags until he just can’t kickout anymore.
Jake Mercer: Like I said before, smart! But now it’s Limmy Monaghan scooping Adam Lucas up on his shoulders, AND THEN DROPS HIM DOWN ON THE KNEE WITH AN USHIGOROSHI! Adam Lucas clutches at the back of his head, reaching out for his partners on the apron, but Limmy Monaghan traps Lucas in a tight chinlock.
Stew-O: These are just mental games being played here by Limmy Monaghan, just teasing Adam Lucas at this point! Making him look at his partners while Limmy looks as well, but Adam Lucas is merely defenseless, there’s nothing he can do, can you imagine how vulnerable Adam Lucas is feeling in this situation?
Flannery McCoy: I could imagine the feeling must not be good, but this may have been a mistake made by Limmy Monaghan! Look at Adam Lucas, almost having a second wind now, the fire building up in his eyes, working his way back to his feet in that chinlock, Limmy doing everything he can to keep it tacked on and to keep Adam Lucas down! But his attempts are futile! Adam Lucas is driving the back of his elbows into the midsection of Limmy Monaghan!
Stew-O: And Adam Lucas pivots himself behind Limmy a bit! A HUGE BACK SUPLEX FREES UP ADAM LUCAS, AND THIS COULD BE THE TURNING POINT IN THIS MATCH HERE! ADAM LUCAS IS CRAWLING DESPERATELY TO MAKE THE TAG AND HE MAY JUST GET ONE HERE!!
**TAG**
Jake Mercer: THE TAG IS MADE BUT NOT FOR ADAM LUCAS, LIMMY WAS JUST A BIT QUICKER TO TAG IN MAXWELL, AND MAXWELL CUTS ADAM LUCAS OFF!
Flannery McCoy: MAXWELL HAS ADAM LUCAS TRAPPED IN A FRONT FACELOCK AND IS JUST ATTEMPTING TO PUSH HIM FORWARD INTO HIS OWN RESPECTIVE CORNER! BUT ADAM LUCAS WITH A SUDDEN COUNTER! SPINEBUSTER SENDS MAXWELL DOWN TO THE MAT, AND NOW ADAM LUCAS MAY HAVE A SECOND CHANCES HERE TO MAKE THE TAG!
Stew-O: You can see the panic on Insurgency’s face, if Adam Lucas makes that tag, they’re whole plan is gonna possibly crumble here! BUT MAXWELL GRABS AHOLD OF LUCAS’ FOOT, THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN’T GET THAT TAG! BUT ADAM LUCAS ROCKS MAXWELL WITH AN ENZIGURI THAT HITS RIGHT BEHIND THE EAR OF MAXWELL! AND ADAM LUCAS LEAPS IN THE AIR FOR A TAG!
**TAG!**
Flannery McCoy: ADAM LUCAS MADE THE TAG, AND LOOK AT THIS! MITSUBACHI IS IN THE MATCH, AND HE IS A HOUSE OF FIRE! CALF KICK FROM MITSUBACHI SENDS MAXWELL TUMBLING BACK INTO HIS CORNER, ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKING DOWN HIS OWN TEAMMATES OFF THE APRON! MITSUBACHI FOLLOWS UP WITH A DROPKICK TO MAXWELL IN THE CORNER!
Stew-O: MAXWELL STUMBLES OUT BUT WALKS INTO A KICK TO THE ABDOMEN FROM MITSU! AND A GOURDBUSTER BRINGS MAXWELL UP AND BRINGS MAXWELL DOWN FACE FIRST ONTO THE MAT! DONAVAN STEPS ON THE APRON, HOPING TO INTERFERE ON HIS PARTNER’S BEHALF, BUT MITSU IMMEDIATELY KNOCKS HIM OFF WITH A ELBOW SMASH!
Jake Mercer: HERE COMES LIMMY MONAGHAN TO TRY HIS LUCK AT MITSUBACHI, BUT MITSU SIDESTEPS THE BICYCLE KICK ATTEMPT OF MONAGHAN! MITSU WRAPS THE ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF LIMMY MONAGHAN, AND I THINK HE’S ABOUT TO GO FOR A RIDE HERE…RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! MITSU SENT LIMMY MONAGHAN FLYING HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING! :damn:
Flannery McCoy: MAXWELL TRIES TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENTARY DISTRACTION MADE BY LIMMY, TRYING TO BRING MITSUBACHI UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX OF HIS OWN! BUT MITSU SENDS HIS ELBOW BACK INTO THE FACE OF MAXWELL THAT GETS HIM TO RELEASE HIS GRIP! A FRONT FACELOCK APPLIED BY MITSUBACHI AND HE PUSHES HIS FOOT OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE FOR A TORNADO DDT!!
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI IS FIRED UP HERE, AND MAXWELL IS IN TROUBLE, BUT LOOK! MAXWELL’S PARTNER IN DONAVAN DUKE COMING TO HIS AID, BLINDSIDING MITSU FROM BEHIND! BUT IT’S JAMES RANGER WHO COMES TO HIS PARTNER’S AID, FENDING DONAVAN DUKE OFF!
Jake Mercer: A CLOTHESLINE FROM JAMES RANGER SENDS HIM AND DUKE TO THE OUTSIDE! BUT LOOK OVER AT LIMMY MONAGHAN, WHO’S TRYING TO ATTACK ADAM LUCAS ON HIS APRON! LUCAS HAS IT TOO WELL SCOUTED, AND EVADES LIMMY MONAGHAN ON THAT APRON, LEAPING OVER HIM AND TO THE FLOOR!
Stew-O: LIMMY GOES AFTER LUCAS, HOWEVER, HE WALKS INTO A DROPKICK FROM ADAM! LUCAS GRABS THE BACK OF LIMMY’S HEAD AND ATTEMPTS TO SEND HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST…BUT LIMMY TURNS THE MOMENTUM AT THE LAST MINUTE, LUCAS GOING INTO THAT RINGPOST INSTEAD!
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI AVENGES HIS PARTNER BY COMING OFF THE APRON HIMSELF WITH A DIVING YAKUZA KICK THAT WIPES OUT LIMMY! MITSUBACHI CHARGES BACK INTO THE RING, AND RUNS INTO MAXWELL WITH…TYRANT REVENGE!! THE KINSHASA GETS…COUNTERED BY MAXWELL!! MAXWELL TURNED IT INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLLUP!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
THR-
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI KICKS OUT! Both competitors are quick to scramble back to their feet off that kickout! MAXWELL LIFTS MITSUBACHI UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, THE MISSING FRAGMENT POSSIBLY CLOSE TO CONNECTING HERE! BUT MITSUBACHI SLIPS OUT BEHIND MAXWELL, INVERTED EXPLODER SUPLEX DONE BY MITSUBACHI!
Jake Mercer: MITSUBACHI POSTS IN THAT CORNER AGAIN, HE’S GONNA GO FOR ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT TYRANT REVENGE- OH! DONAVAN DUKE FROM THE OUTSIDE, GRABBING AHOLD OF THE ANKLE OF MITSUBACHI, PREVENTING HIM FROM HITTING THE FINISHER HERE! BUT WHAT HE DOES DO IS BUY MAXWELL ENOUGH TIME TO RECOVER AND COME COLLIDING INTO MITSUBACHI IN THAT CORNER WITH AN EXPLOSIVE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO SAY THE LEAST!
Flannery McCoy: DONAVAN DUKE PAYS DIVIDENDS AND NOW PUTS THE HEAD OF MITSUBACHI BETWEEN HIS LEGS FOR A POWERBOMB! AND MITSUBACHI GOES FLYING BACK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, BUCKLE BOMB HITS FULL FORCE! Mitsubachi has no choice but to crumple down to almost all fours!
Stew-O: AND LOOK AT MAXWELL! RUNNING CORKSCREW SENDS MITSUBACHI DOWN TO THE MAT, MAXWELL IMMEDIATELY SCRAMBLES OVER TO HIS CORNER FOR A TAG AND I THINK HE’S ABOUT TO GET ONE!
**TAG**
Stew-O: Indeed, he does. DONAVAN DUKE IS BACK IN THE MATCH, AND CONSIDERING THINGS HAVE JUST TURNED BACK IN THE FAVOR INSURGENCY, ITS SAFE TO ASSUME THAT THINGS WILL GO FROM BAD TO WORSE FOR THE TEAM OF JAMES RANGER, MITSUBACHI, AND ADAM LUCAS! DONAVAN DUKE HANDSPRINGS OFF THE ROPES WITH A STUNNER!
Flannery McCoy: Nothing short of impressive there by Donavan Duke, and that move potentially may end the match here as he makes the cover!
ONNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!
TH-
Flannery McCoy: A KICKOUT MADE MY MITSUBACHI, HE’S STILL IN THIS THING! But I guess you can say it’s not surprising, Mitsubachi is still somewhat fresh! AS NOW DONAVAN DUKE GOES RUNNING OFF THE ROPES FOR A SOMERSAULT LEGDROP! A LEG DROP HITTING MITSUBACHI RIGHT ACROSS THE THROAT!
Jake Mercer: MITSUBACHI IS PULLED UP TO HIS FEET BY DONAVAN DUKE, AND I THINK INSURGENCY ARE DONE WITH THE DIVIDE AND CONQUER, THEY’RE DONE WITH THE ISOLATION, THEY’RE LOOKING TO WRAP THINGS UP, AND THEY’RE GONNA WRAP THINGS UP RIGHT NOW! DEALER’S CHOICE ATTEMPT DONE BY DONAVAN DUKE!
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI DUCKS UNDER, AND NARROWLY AVOIDS THE BLOW! MITSUBACHI TRIES TO ANSWER WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, DONAVAN DUKE DUCKS UNDER IT HIMSELF, BUT MITSUBACHI COMES BACK WITH A WHEEL KICK! AND MITSUBACHI NOTICES ADAM LUCAS AT THE CORNER! MITSUBACHI BEGINS CRAWLING HIS WAY OVER THERE, IS A TAG GONNA BE MADE?!
**TAG!!**
Flannery McCoy: ADAM LUCAS IS IN THE MATCH, BUT SO IS LIMMY MONAGHAN, AND WE’RE BACK TO SQUARE ONE! ADAM LUCAS AVOIDS THE LARIAT ATTEMPT FROM MONAGHAN, AND TAKES THE TIME TO WIPE OUT DUKE AND MAXWELL OFF THE APRON! ADAM TURNS AROUND, AND PLANTS LIMMY DOWN WITH AN EMPHATIC SPINEBUSTER! BUT HE ISN’T DONE THERE!
Stew-O: ADAM LUCAS CUTS HIS WAY TO THE OUTSIDE, AND USES THE STEEL STEPS TO HIS ADVANTAGE TO EXPLODE AT MAXWELL WITH A FLYING FOREARM! LUCAS NOTICES DUKE LEANED AGAINST THE CORNER OF THE BARRICADE, AND HE AIMS TO TAKE HIM OUT AS WELL WITH A STINGER SPLASH!
Jake Mercer: LUCAS IS BACK IN THE RING, BUT HE WALKS INTO A CROWNING ATTEMPT FROM LIMMY MONAGHAN! :lupe: …LUCAS HAS ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL TO DENY IT AND COUNTER WITH A SCHOOL BOY! BUT HE IMMEDIATELY LETS GO, INSTEAD OPTING TO TRAP LIMMY MONAGHAN IN A SHARPSHOOTER!
Flannery McCoy: THE SHARPSHOOTER IS LOCKED IN, AND THERE MAY NOT BE MANY PLACES FOR LIMMY MONAGHAN TO GO! LIMMY IS REACHING FOR THOSE ROPES, BUT IS HE GONNA GIVE INTO THE PAIN, ADAM LUCAS IS REALLY SITTING ON THAT SHARPSHOOTER!
Stew-O: LIMMY STRETCHES THAT HAND OUT FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT IT’S NO USE, ADAM LUCAS DRAGS HIM ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING IN THAT SHARPSHOOTER! LIMMY RAISES HIS HAND IN THE AIR, HE’S GONNA TAP HIM OUT, ADAM LUCAS IS GONNA TAP OUT LIMMY MONAGHAN!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S MAXWELL WHO STOPS THAT FROM HAPPENING JUST IN TIME, THE KNEE TREMBLER FROM MAXWELL KNOCKING ADAM LUCAS OFF! THE SILVERSTRIKE ENDS UP GETTING FOLLOWED BY TYRANT REVENGE FROM MITSU, THIS TIME TAKING OUT MAXWELL FOR GOOD!
Flannery McCoy: JAMES RANGER LOOKS TO TAKE OUT DONAVAN DUKE ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY, BUT DUKES MOVES OUT OF THE WAY LAST MINUTE, RANGER CRASHES AND BURNS INTO THAT PLEXIGLASS! IT’S A PILE OF BODY ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT ON THE INSIDE, IT’S STILL LIMMY MONAGHAN AND ADAM LUCAS!
Stew-O: Both men aren’t even fighting, just trying to make it back to their feet at this moment after the punishment they both took. Adam Lucas, that sharp knee to the side of his head from Maxwell. Limmy Monaghan, that painful sharpshooter that is definitely taking its effects as of this moment as he’s favoring that bad back. But eventually, both men turn their heads to see each other from opposite corners!
Jake Mercer: THAT ALMOST GIVES A SHOT OF ADRENALINE TO THESE TWO, AS THEIR BATTLING BACK AND FORTH WITH PUNCHES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING NOW! LIMMY! ADAM! LIMMY! ADAM! NO REAL MAN GETTING THE ADVANTAGE HERE IN THIS EXCHANGE!
Stew-O: THAT’S LOOKING TO CHANGE, PARTNER, ADAM LUCAS GETTING THE ONE UP ON LIMMY IN THEIR EXCHANGE! LUCAS ATTEMPTS TO RUN OFF THE ROPES, LIMMY MONAGHAN NIPS THAT IN THE BUD INSTANTANEOUSLY! A BICYCLE KICK THAT SMASHES ADAM LUCAS RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! AND IT’S LIMMY MONAGHAN WHO TRIES TO REBOUND OFF THE ROPES NOW!
Flannery McCoy: THAT GETS CUT OFF IN ITS RIGHT WITH A DISCUS PUNCH FROM ADAM LUCAS! LUCAS TRIES RUNNING OFF THE ROPES AGAIN, BUT IT’S LIMMY WHO ATTEMPTS CUT HIM OFF AGAIN, LUCAS ANTICIPATED THAT IT WAS COMING AND SIDESTEPS, LIMMY GOES TUMBLING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE TO THE APRON!
Stew-O: LUCAS EATS A SHOULDER TO HIS ABDOMINAL REGION, AND LIMMY PULLS LUCAS OUT THERE WITH HIM! LUCAS GETS GRABBED INTO THE SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT POSITION, IF LIMMY HITS DECODE ON THAT APRON, IT WILL BE ALL OVER! HOWEVER, LUCAS BLOCKS HIM FROM DOING SO BY PUTTING THAT WEIGHT ALL THE WAY!
Flannery McCoy: 231 pounds of Adam Lucas, no way Limmy is gonna be able to deadlift that! BUT LOOK AT THIS, LIMMY GETS SHOVED OFF OF LUCAS! A FIREMAN’S CARRY ATTEMPT MADE BY LIMMY, ADAM GOES OUT THE BACKDOOR! A GERMAN SUPLEX ATTEMPT ON THE APRON NOW BY ADAM LUCAS!
Stew-O: LIMMY STEPS ON THE FOOT OF LUCAS, AND REALLY GRINDS HIS HEEL INTO THERE BEFORE TURNING AROUND TO FACE LUCAS ON THAT APRON! AND A HUGE CLOTHESLINE SENDS ADAM LUCAS OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE INSIDE OF THE RING! LIMMY CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, I DONT KNOW WHAT HE COULD BE GOING FOR IT, I JUST KNOW IT CAN’T BE GOOD FOR ADAM LUCAS! LIMMY LEAPS OFF THE TOP…
Jake Mercer: LUCAS CATCHES HIM IN THE POP UP POWERBOMB, LIMMY WENT TO THE WELL AND IT COST HIM! ADAM LUCAS FALLS INTO THE PIN!!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!
THHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Flannery McCoy: MAXWELL BREAKS IT UP! MAXWELL STOPPED ADAM LUCAS FROM GETTING THE WIN RIGHT THERE, AND HE BRINGS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR MISSING FRAGMENT!! IT CONNECTS, ADAM LUCAS IS DOWN AND OUT, MAXWELL ROLLS LIMMY OVER ONTO LUCAS, AND THE REFEREE GETS INTO POSITION WHILE MAXWELL GUARDS THE RING!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI COMES IN THE RING TO TRY AND STOP THE PIN, BUT MAXWELL IS BLOCKING HIM OFF WITH A FRONT FACELOCK! THE RAW POWER OF MAXWELL BEING A BIG ADVANTAGE HERE!
THHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jake Mercer: HOW?!
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI BREAKS UP THE PIN BY SENDING HIMSELF AND MAXWELL TUMBLING INTO LIMMY MONAGHAN AND THE DOWNED ADAM LUCAS! BOTH MITSU AND MAXWELL BRAWL TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, BOTH MEN COMING CRASHING OVER OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!! THAT MAY NEUTRALIZE THESE TWO ALL TOGETHER!
Jake Mercer: But you know who isn’t neutralized? DONAVAN DUKE, DONAVAN DUKE GRABS ADAM LUCAS AND BRINGS HIM TO A POWERBOMB POSITION! THE SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY ATTEMPT ABOUT TO BE MADE, BUT ITS JAMES RANGER WHO COMES IN WITH A SIDESTEP HIGH KICK THAT RELEASES LUCAS FROM DUKE!
Flannery McCoy: RANGER AND DUKE BOTH TAKING INITIATIVE WITH THEIR DOWNED TEAMMATES, DRAGGING THEM INTO THEIR RESPECTIVE CORNERS!
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: ITS DOWN TO RANGER AND DUKE NOW FOR THEIR TEAMS! BOTH MEN BATTLING IT OUT, IT’S DUKE WHO GETS THE ADVANTAGE, SENDS RANGER INTO THE CORNER! DUKE CHARGES IN, BUT HE RUNS INTO THE BOOT FROM RANGER! RANGER TAKES ADVANTAGE OF DUKE, WHO HAS HIS BACK TO HIM NOW!
Flannery McCoy: REVERSE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP ATTEMPED BY JAMES, A VICTORY ROLL COUNTER DONE BY DONAVAN DUKE!
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
TH-
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT DONE BY RANGER, WHO JUMPS BACK TO HIS FEET! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION DONE BY JAMES RANGER, THE SNAKE EYES ATTEMPT COMING UP! BUT DONAVAN DUKE SHOVES HIM AWAY, TRIES TO RETREAT IN THE CORNER, JAMES RANGER IS IN HOT PURSUIT WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!
Jake Mercer: RANGER THROWS DUKE INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, ANOTHER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS IN THE CORNER! JAMES RANGER CLIMBS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH DUKE STILL IN IT, AND THE CROWD COUNTS ALONG FOR THE TEN CORNER PUNCHES!
Socially Distanced Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TE-
Stew-O: DONAVAN INTERRUPTS THE TEN COUNT, AND BRINGS RANGER OUT OF THAT CORNER IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! RANGER IS GONNA GET SLAMMED DOWN THE MAT…OR SO WE THOUGHT! RANGER WITH MORE PUNCHES TO THE TEMPLE OF DONAVAN DUKE THAT FORCES DUKE TO RELEASE HIM!
Flannery McCoy: RANGER TAKES FULL ADVANTAGE OF THE DOUBLED OVER DUKE, AND SUCCESSFULLY ATTEMPTS THE SNAKE EYES! THE STALLING DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER LIVES UP TO ITS NAME BY DROPPING DONOVAN DUKE, WELL, RIGHT ON HIS FACE! AND THE CROWD IS ROARING IN EXCITEMENT AS THIS MATCH MAY JUST GET WRAPPED UP HERE!
Stew-O: RANGER TURNS HIS BACK TO DONAVAN DUKE AND BEGINS ASCENDING TO THE TOP ROPE! RANGER LOOKS AROUND AT ALL THE CHAOS, ENSURING THERE WILL BE NO ONE THERE TO BREAK UP THE PIN, AND IT DOESNT LOOK AS IF THERE WILL BE! RANGER JUMPS OFF THE TOP WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!
Jake Mercer: THE DUKE MOVES OUT THE WAY, YOU COULD SEE THE LEG OF JAMES RANGER BUCKLE ON IMPACT RIGHT THERE!
Stew-O: THAT’S WHY DUKE IS GONNA SMACK THE HOBBLING JAMES RANGER ACROSS THE FACE WITH DEALERS CHOICE! THE SPINNING BACKFIST HITS WITH A LOUD SMACK, AND ROYAL FLUSH IMMEDIATELY PLANTS RANGER DOWN! A PIN IS MADE AFTER THAT MICHINOKU DRIVER! THIS MAY JUST BE THE END!
ONNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERES YOUR WINNERS…INSURGENCY!!
(‘Morning Glory’ by Oasis kicks in for the second time much to the chagrin of the EAW audience who were hoping to see the opposition walk out with the victory tonight as Maxwell, and Limmy both roll into the ring to celebrate their victory alongside Donovan Duke.)
Flannery McCoy: Say what you want about Insurgency, they won that hard fought match there between both teams out of just being the better men on this night.
Jake Mercer: True, but let’s be honest, they’re the better men on every night. Statistics say so.
Flannery McCoy: Are you subscribed to the same statistics as Ronan Malosi? :mjpls:
Jake Mercer: Mine’s are more accurate. :montez:
Stew-O: Nonetheless, it was a hard fought battle between these two teams. And Lucas, Mitsubachi, and Ranger should walk away knowing that put on an impressive performance here, tonight just wasn’t their night.
(The camera pans over to Insurrection celebrating their victory up the stage as Adam, Mitsu, and Ogawa tend to their fallen friend in James Ranger while we fade to black.)
(A commercial promoting Valentine’s Day starring the Maidens of Malpractice. A reminder of what Jake Smith is missing out on now that he’s lonely this time of year)
(Backstage in the Raymond James Stadium, the camera comes to the interview area at King of Elite where Sofia Clarke is standing by with a microphone in hand, ready to address the watching audience.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time: the NEW Specialists Champion… Constance Blevins!
(The crowd can be heard cheering in the background as the camera pans out to reveal Constance making her way into view, the Specialists Championship over her shoulder as she comes to stand beside Sofia.)
Sofia Clarke: First of all, congratulations; this was an incredible moment for you! But of course, Constance, that can’t just be said without mentioning how earlier tonight we saw you take on what everyone surely thought would be an unstoppable Kasey Kaos, as she was defending in a match intended to favor her. When you consider all that, what’s going through your mind right now?
(Constance takes a moment to collect herself, her thoughts, and with the microphone tilted in her direction, she looks to Sofia as she speaks.)
Constance Blevins: I’m sure there were many expecting a different outcome, that Kasey would retain the Specialists Championship, but the same could be said for how many people were expecting me to show back up at Road to Redemption prepared to get my returning moment on Sienna Jade. But it’s like I said on Voltage when I came back, that it’s easy to be forgotten when you’re not around to make an impact. It’s easy to be forgotten when you’re not the one that was intended to have their faces on all the merchandise, all the posters, the billboards, or be the hottest flavor of the month – but I had to come back to find my own success. I had lost plenty, I had been beaten down and put on the sidelines for months while having to see people get opportunities that I could’ve had if I wasn’t out. I witnessed people rise to success while I had to sit at home recovering, thinking about when I’d get the chance to do the same for myself, and well….
(Constance looks down to the Specialists Championship that rests on her shoulder and then back to Sofia, a small yet assured grin appearing on her face as she looks to the interviewer.)
Constance Blevins: The match itself was anything but normal, far from conventional but you’d have to expect that right? A House of Horrors where there were closets full of dolls, refrigerators full of… odd entities, to say the least, and electric eels that I watched Kasey devour so plainly – and it could’ve driven anyone else insane with what I had to deal with. I can say that Kasey pushed me in a way mentally that I had to dig through in order to take myself further, but for all I had endure even beyond this match, it’s worth it right now. I’ll be able to look back on this moment in the next day, the next couple of weeks, and know that I can say that for as favorable as things were for Kasey and how I had to know I was ready to come back, that this was my moment and my chance to stand at the front doing what no other woman had been able to. Because of that, I ended up with my first-ever singles championships here in EAW tonight because of how much I wanted it for myself, how much I felt I needed it for myself. I told you in our interview that I wasn’t going to be denied for any reason, that I was going to show Kasey what it meant for her to cross someone like me – someone who’d lost so much that I felt I had nothing to lose when before this point, the only thing I ever had to shake was my own habit of standing in my own way.
Sofia Clarke: But now you have it all, in the form of the Specialists Championship. Maybe it might be too soon to start speculating, envisioning where you want things to go for yourself now, but if you can, do you have any idea of how you want to go about this going forward?
Constance Blevins: I know that I want to build on this moment – this moment where Kasey had everything going for like I said she would, to do whatever she wanted whenever she wanted, only for me to rise to the occasion. There were points in my career where I wasn’t sure if I’d be able to break out on my own – thinking back to Empire even before Minerva, and then with her, the generic, expected, typical and lazy insult I seemed to have constantly cast upon me was that I was just the lackey, the sidekick. Sometimes, admittedly, I lost hope and wondered if I really could have something as big as this right here for myself because I wanted it so badly, only to have moments slip away. But as a singles champion – as the Specialists Champion – everyone is going to understand why I fight the way I do, why I’ll be a fighting champion that’ll take on anyone who wants to step up and come at me, because believe me, I’m backing down for no one so that I can take on everyone.
(Constance takes a moment to pause, still allowing herself to revel in the moment of finally becoming a singles champion in her EAW career that’s spanned across one brand dissolving, fighting for respect as a Tag Team Champion, and having to come back from having a sick eye injury at the hands of Sienna Jade.)
Constance Blevins: So many things against me were supposed to have me counted out, unable to do this, that, or the other. I said I was able to understand that sometimes it had even been myself standing in my own way when it came to pursuing a singles career. But just as much, starting over wasn’t something I was afraid of, and I knew even more that I couldn’t be afraid of anything about tonight – not the fact that the chance for this was so sudden, not whatever Kasey was going to want to bring my way. I just knew I had to take it for what it was and that I had to see it as my chance to stand out, to rise up in a way where I finally capitalized on my moment to shine, my moment to truly be remembered now and then going forward. Kasey got out of me in this match what no one else really had before, but I had to be the one to end her reign for what it was going to mean for me and what it WILL mean for me as I move on from King of Elite looking for whatever and whoever wants to come at me next. I was ready for this and I’ll always be preparing myself for what’s next, because to return and win the Specialists Championship in what I’ve had to deal with not just tonight but over the past few weeks with Kasey, and really in my career, to understand what I’d have to do to be standing here with you having this interview, I know I’m going to be even better for it. Because it’s like I said, like I told you and like I told everyone else: this is the run where I make sure nobody forgets me ever again.
(Constance adjusts her hold on the Specialists Champion with a nod from Sofia, who congratulates her on the big win as Constance turns to exit, leaving a smiling Sofia behind before the scene fades out to elsewhere.)
(King of Elite returns from commercial break as we see Bella Braxton standing in the ring, holding an EAW-branded microphone.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and it is for the EAW National Elite championship!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!! Wait we’re late.
(‘Champion’ by Barnes Courtney hits the speakers, as the crowd erupts with cheers. Rex McAllister walks through the curtains, nodding his head and patting his chest, focused on the match ahead of him.)
Persephone: OMG! HERE HE IS! SEXY REXY!
James Peters: The former EAW World Champion is here, and he is facing the man he defended the championship against way back at Bloodsport, and now it’s for the National Elite Championship!
Rich Russillo: But look at how much has changed these past few months! Myles has been at the top of his game, however Rex hasn’t been off to an amazing start! Despite picking up a few wins, he lost at Road to Redemption, whereas Myles continued his reign!
Persephone: Shut up damn, Rex’s match was harder. :mjpls:
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… hailing from Sea Isle, NJ.. WEIGHING IN AT 238 POUNDS… REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX MCCCCCCAAAAAAAAALIIIIISTEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!
(Rex McAllister climbs onto the apron, before entering the ring, and getting down to his knees. He slams his hands into the mat, before extending them to his side, and staring down the hard cam. The crowd cheers, until those cheers turn into boos.)
Crowd: BOOOOO!!! YEAH YOU HEARD US!
(‘Enemy Strike’ by Yuki Hayashi hits the speakers, as the crowd boos at the top of their lungs. As the song properly kicks in, Myles walks out through onto the stage, dragging the National Elite Championship across the floor, disrespecting the title to it’s fullest.)
Persephone: This what ya’ll call a champ? :patrickboo:
Rich Russillo: Yessir, babe! That’s my champ right there! Unlike Rex, I’m made for you. And Myles is going to prove that by making sure Rex isn’t victorious or this strong man you think he is. It’s all for your own good. Call be Albert, because I’m obsessed with you. :heart:
Persephone: No!
James Peters: Well… here comes the champion, I guess? I’ll just ignore what ya’ll said. As mentioned before, at Bloodsport, Myles was unsuccessful in defeating Rex McAllister, however now it appears the roles have changed. Rex is the one in pursuit of Myles, and Myles wants to be the one victorious! The question is… will he be?
Persephone: No.
Bella Braxton: And introducing his opponent. From Melbourne, Australia. Weighing in at 227 pounds… HE IS THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION… MYYYYYYYYYYYLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!
(Myles throws the championship into the ring, before sliding under the bottom turnbuckle, onto the apron. He gets to his knees, before staring at Rex, a hole straight through him. He enters the ring, and ignores the championship, before raising his arms. His theme then fades out.)
Persephone: As I said. NOT. OUR. CHAMP! REX >>>>>>
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: The rematch from Bloodsport has finally arrived, The Elitist Rex McAllister vs. The Manifest Myles, National Elite Championship on the line! This one is big, and there’s no denying that. Myles has struggled to defeat McAllister in the past, and that sets a big goal for him here tonight, as if he does it, if he finally beats Rex, that’d be huge for him. Not only another defense under his record in that title reign, but defeating a Hall of Famer, and the previous EAW World Champion. The question is… can he do it tonight-
Rich Russillo: MYLES! MYLES! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE STRAIGHT TO REX MCALLISTER’S HEAD AS THE MATCH BEGINS, SENDING IT STRAIGHT INTO THE THIRD ROW!! HE MUST’VE MISTAKEN REX FOR A KANGAROO, AND HE SAW RED!!! MYLES WITH THE COVER!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: REX KICKS OUT!
Persephone: GOOD! MY REXY IS NOT LOSING TO SOME AUSTRALIAN WEEABOO! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!
James Peters: MYLES ISN’T DONE, HOWEVER BY THE LOOKS OF THINGS HE WANTS TO BE, GRABBING REX BY THE ARM AND LIFTING HIM UP TO HIS FEET, BEFORE PLACING HIM IN THE PERFECT POSITION FOR A ‘DEFACTO’ WHICH HE LOOKS TO HIT NOW-
Rich Russillo: BUT REX GETS HIS RIGHT ARM FREE, AND SPINS OUT OF IT! HOWEVER MYLES LOOKS TO BE ONE STEP AHEAD, DELIVERING A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE TO REX- BUT REX DUCKS, BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES! ‘REX EFFECT’!!
James Peters: HOWEVER MYLES COUNTERS, WRAPPING HIS ARM AROUND REX AND CATCHING HIM READY TO PLOW HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE MAT WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX, NECK FIRST INTO THE MAT, AS HE PULLS HIM DOWN-
Rich Russillo: BUT REX MCALLISTER TIGHTENS HIS LEGS TO AVOID BEING LIFTED OFF THE GROUND, BEFORE MANAGING TO BREAK MYLES’ GRIP BETWEEN HIS FINGERS! REX THEN DROPS TO THE GROUND AND CRAWLS BACKWARDS THROUGH MYLES’ LEGS!
Persephone: AND NOW THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME GRABS MYLES’ STUPID FEET AND PULLS THEM SO HARD THAT HE FALLS OVER, IMAGINE THAT, FALLING OVER! :mjlol: MYLES SUCKS! REX >>>>! OH BUT SEXY REXY ISN’T DONE, HE DEADLIFTS MYLES OFF THE GROUND WITH MORE POWER THAN A GREEK GOD, AND THE PHYSIQUE OF ONE TOO! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT MYLES MANAGES TO SLIP OFF OF REX’S SHOULDERS AND LANDS ON HIS FEET, BEFORE LOOKING TO HIT A NECKBREAKER ON REX MCALLISTER, HOWEVER IT’S INSTANTLY COUNTERED, BY REX GRABBING ONTO MYLES’ WRISTS, AND TWISTING HIM OUT OF THE HOLD, STRAIGHT INTO A NECKBREAKER OF HIS OWN!
James Peters: HOWEVER MYLES DOES THE EXACT SAME THING, GRABBING REX’S WRISTS AD SPINNING HIM OUT OF IT, BUT HE DOESN’T STRIVE FOR A NECKBREAKER, INSTEAD HE LANDS WITH HIS ARM AROUND REX’S HEAD, OH MY! HE PUTS REX IN A PUMPHANDLE!!! ‘DE FACTO!!!’
Persephone: BUT REXY M C WITH THE BIG D COUNTERS THE DE FACTO, SLIDING OFF OF MYLES’ SHOULDERS, BEFORE LANDING ON HIS FEET BEHIND HIM! THE GREATEST WRESTLER TO EVER LIVE THEN ABSOLUTELY NAILS MYLES WITH A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX-
James Peters: BUT MYLES FLIPS OUT OF IT, STUMBLING BACKWARDS INTO THE CORNER AFTER A WRONG LANDING, HE BEGINS TO STUMBLE BACKWARDS INTO THE CORNER! IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HE TOOK A ROUGH LANDING ONTO THE KNEE HOWEVER HE WAS CAUGHT OFF BALANCE, AND REX NOTICED THIS! HE SPRINTS TOWARDS MYLES AND AIMS TO TAKE HIS HEAD OFF WITH A CORNER JUMPING KNEE STRIKE- BUT IT CONNECTS WITH THE TURNBUCKLE INSTEAD, AS MYLES SLIPPED OUT ONTO THE APRON, DODGING REX MCALLISTER ENTIRELY! NOW MYLES HITS AN ENZUIGIRI, KNOCKING HIM AWAY FROM THE ROPES, NEARLY OFF HIS FEET! AND NOW MYLES CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLES AND LEAPS OFF… DIVING METEORA!!!!!
Rich Russillo: REX MCALLISTER COUNTERS WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! MYLES IS DOWN AND OUT OF IT, HOWEVER REX DOESN’T FEEL AS IF HE SHOULD END IT THERE! HE’;S PICKING MYLES UP FROM THE GROUND AND IF THIS GOES THE WAY HE’S LOOKING, THIS COULD VERY WELL BE THE END FOR MYLES! REX MCALLISTER LIFTS MYLES UP BY HIS HAIR, AS THEY FACE TOWARDS THE ROPES! HE’S SETTING MYLES UP FOR THE FINISH OF THE MATCH!
Persephone: SEXY REXY IS GONNA WIN THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP FASTER THAN I FELL FOR HIM!!!! ‘THE REX EFFECT’-
James Peters: BUT MYLES COUNTERS WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE OF HIS OWN WHICH TAKES REX OUT LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS, DROPPING DOWN INTO A SEATED POSITION AFTER BARELY JUMPING OUT OF THE AIR! MYLES HAD HIM SCOUTED AND MANAGED TO AVOID WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN SUDDEN DEATH AS THE MOVE THAT HAS PUT MYLES AWAY IN THE PAST, AND COULD HAVE JUST DONE IT AGAIN! BUT MYLES COUNTERED IT TO SAVE HIS SKIN, NOW STUMBLING BACKWARDS INTO THE ROPES! BUT IT’S ENOUGH TO PROPEL HIM FORWARD… ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE TO REX MCALLISTER!!!!! MYLES FALLS INTO A COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THR-
Persephone: THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF THE WORD “HOT” KICKS OUT LIKE THE TRUE GOAT HE IS, AND THAT WOAT MYLES IS ABSOLUTELY LIVID!! 👎👎👎 BOOO YOU SUCK MYLES! ABSOLUTE TRASH! NOTHING BUT GARBAGE!
James Peters: It’s clear Persephone isn’t enjoying the fact that Myles is the one in control here, especially since he’s the first one to get up. However Rex is trying to do so as he begins to crawl, trying his best to stand up and face Myles, however it doesn’t seem like he’s going to gain much control here, because Myles is there before him…
Rich Russillo: AND HE STOMPS ON REX’S HAND!
Persephone: NO! NOT THE FINGERS! THE THINGS HE COULD DO WITH THOSE FINGERS! :noah:
Rich Russillo: MYLES TWISTS THE SOLE OF HIS BOOT AROUND TO TRY AND DEAL MORE DAMAGE TO THE HAND, CAUSING REX A GOOD DEAL OF PAIN! :damn: MYLES IS BEGINNING TO PUNISH REX, PUNISHING HIM INTO GIVING UP? OR PUNISHING HIM TO WEAR HIM DOWN? THE ANSWER IS UNKNOWN, BUT SOON ENOUGH WE’LL SEE, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU I WOULD LAST LONGER THAN REX IN SURVIVING THAT, AS WELL AS MANY OTHER THINGS!
Persephone: You’d still underperform :mjpls:
Rich Russillo: :mjcry:
James Peters: Myles continues to twist the boot and applies more pressure to Rex McAllister’s hand! He’s doing this extra slowly, with more strength being pushed down onto the fingers! Being trapped under something with a lot of pressure sucks, and when it’s something like your fingers, it’d be like having them trapped in a door, or something just as bad! It not only is trying to crush the bone, but the flesh too, and if Rex isn’t careful something could go completely wrong right here. :lupe:
Persephone: MY REXY IS NOT GOING TO JUST LET SOMETHING GO WRONG, I CAN TELL HE HAS A PLAN! AS LONG AS HIS FINGERS ARE LEFT ALONE!
James Peters: Well I uh… I feel like you’re getting that wish.
Persephone: Yay!!!
James Peters: Because Myles is working on the upper arm now instead… :lupe:
Persephone: Fuck!!!
James Peters: Myles grabs Rex by the shoulder, before hitting a HUGE soccer kick straight to it, whilst trapping the fingers, bound to cause some damage, no matter what! REX TRIES TO ESCAPE BUT MYLES PRESSES HARDER ON HIS FINGERS, BEFORE DELIVERING ANOTHER HUGE KICK TO THE SHOULDER!
Persephone: Alright that’s it I’m tagging in.
James Peters: And get him disqualified?
Persephone: :noah:
Rich Russillo: Myles finally lets go as Rex rolls back to try and recover, and relieves the pain, however Myles doesn’t seem all too happy with this. He wants to continue his assault-
Persephone: No! That is ILLEGAL! That’s right, police officers! That man right there is a CRIMINAL!
Rich Russillo: Well he DID admit to multiple kangaroo killings.
Persephone: NO YOU IDIOT! Gaining control over Rex McAllister is a crime, and it should be a punishable offense! I say death row, how about you?
James Peters: :whoa: let’s not go too far there! Anyway, Myles follows Rex over to the corner, before mud stomping him down in the corner! At first it starts off slow, but Myles begins to pick up the pace, until he’s firing down a machine gun of kicks and stomps to Rex! I highly doubt he’ll be able to escape here! As a matter of fact I think Myles is going to be in control until Rex McAllister has a very lucky opening, as Myles begins to wrap Rex’s arm around the bottom rope, to trap him in the corner!
Rich Russillo: Myles then hits the man who isn’t right for Persephone with a HUGE knee strike in the corner- WAIT YOU SPOKE TOO SOON! REX MCALLISTER QUICKLY ROLLS OUT ONTO THE APRON, AS MYLES’ KNEE COLLIDES WITH THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE, THAT IS BOUND TO HURT! AND NOW REX MCALLISTER FOLLOWS UP WITH A HUGE RUNNING ELBOW ON THE APRON, WHICH KNOCKS MYLES DOWN! NOW REX MCALLISTER JUST HAS TO FOLLOW UP- WHERE IS HE GOING!?!?!
Persephone: OMG OMG OMG! SEXY REXY IS GOING TO THE TOP ROPE! WE DON’T SEE THIS ALL THE TIME BUT IT’S STILL GONNA BE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IS, BECAUSE REX MCALLISTER IS REALLY GOOD AT WRESTLING-
James Peters: BUT HE DOESN’T MAKE IT SO FAR, BECAUSE MYLES IS QUICK TO HIS FEET, AS HE PUSHES REX MCALLISTER STRAIGHT TO THE OUTSIDE!!! REX’S FALL IS EVEN WORSE, AS THE ONLY THING BLOCKING HIM FROM HITTING THE GROUND IS THE CURVE OF THE BARRICADE, WHICH PROBABLY MADE THE FALL EVEN WORSE! REX IS DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE, HOLDING HIS STOMACH, AS MYLES KNEELS DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Referee: (off-mic) ayo you good fam?
Rex McAllister: .
Referee: (off-mic) alright I’ll count now.
Persephone: :mjcry:
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
James Peters: Rex McAllister hasn’t even moved. The referee seems to be worried about this too, checking up on Rex and counting extremely slowly just in case something was badly damaged. That landing was rough for Rex. :lupe:
Persephone: Don’t worry Rex will just get straight back up, right now, sprint into the ring, hti the Rex Effect, win, then come and give me a huge ki-
Rich Russillo: I can do that instead! :uh:
Persephone: **gag noises**
FIVE!
SIX!
Referee: (off-mic) ay Rex you moving now!
Persephone: ‘SFG;LGNDFG;LNDF;LNDF;LDNG;MDGNL
James Peters: The referee notices signs of life from McAllister on the outside! That catastrophic bump into the barricade must have really rattled Rex, and by the looks of it his head! He uses said barricade to pull himself up, however he grasps tightly onto his forehead, probably where he took the biggest part of the blow! That barricade may look padded, but underneath it all there is steel, and the barricade isn’t that soft! It’s designed to keep the fans out from running straight into the ring, but also to protect the fans so the wrestlers don’t take a fall like that and land on top of someone! All in all, it’s a painful landing. :lupe:
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINE!
Persephone: REX!
TEN-
Persephone: YES! YES! REX SAVES HIMSELF! AT THE VERY LAST SECOND REX ROLLS INTO THE RING JUST LIKE I SAID HE WOULD, I SAID HE’D SURVIVE AND NEITHER OF YOU LISTENED TO ME!
Rich Russillo: Hey, I listened.
Persephone: The worst one to be paying attention to me. Ew.
James Peters: Myles looks down at Rex McAllister, not in anger, but in amusement as the former World Champion and Hall of Famer is down at his feet! Now look at this! Myles is either mocking Rex or letting him get a free hit in, as he kneels down at Rex and pats himself on the cheek! He’s offering a strike! Rex takes it, but Myles isn’t phased! Rex takes it again! And again! But Myles still isn’t falling over or stumbling back, I can only imagin-
Persephone: REX! HE SPAT ON MYLES! HE’S STANDING HIS GROUND, HE ISN’T TAKING THE DISRESPECT! IT’S ALSO A GREAT PLAN! GIVE THE MAN COVID SO HE CAN’T WRESTLE!!! WOO-
James Peters: BUT PERSEPHONE’S CELEBRATION IS CUT OFF SHORT AS MYLES GRABS ONTO HIS WRISTS AND DELIVERS A HUGE KNEE STRIKE STRAIGHT TO THE JAW! BUT HE HOLDS ON, AND CATCHES REX WITH HIS FOOT AS REX FALLS! HE PULLS HIM UP, BEFORE DELIVERING ANOTHER HUGE KNEE STRIKE! MYLES FALLS INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Persephone: FGKLNFDLDFKNG! REX! THE GOAT KICKS OUT! AS I KNEW HE WOULD! NOT EVEN TOO HUGE KNEE STRIKES KEEP HIM DOWN, THAT’S JUST HOW POWERFUL THIS MAN IS! AND I WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY, HIS STRENGTH IS COMPLETELY UNRIVALED, AND I LOVE THAT IN A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: :face_with_raised_eyebrow:
James Peters: But Myles spots which arm he kicked out with, the same arm he punted in the shoulder earlier! He quickly grabs onto it before bending it down against the mat! NOW HE DRIVES AN ELBOW STRAIGHT INTO THE SHOULDER REGION! REX IS IN EVEN MORE PAIN THAN HE WAS BEFORE! THERE’S NO WAY HE WOULDN’T! MYLES IS STRIKING NO! IN THE EXACT LOCATION HE NEEDS TO IN ORDER TO GET THE MOST DAMAGE OUT OF IT!
Rich Russillo: MYLES RAISES ANOTHER ELBOW AND HITS REX IN THE SHOULD- NO! REX MOVES, AND MYLES ELBOWS THE RING MAT! AND BEFORE ANYTHING HE GRABS ONTO HIS ELBOW! REX HAS FLIPPED THE TABLES! NOW MYLES IS THE ONE WITH THE ARM THAT’S IN PAIN!
James Peters: Rex McAllister doesn’t capitalize on the opportunity however, as he tries to numb the pain in the corner, whilst Myles begins to get back up! If he was a bit more fresh, he’d have been able to counter, but everything that was done to him moments prior took the temporary advantage over him, and recovering is his best option right now. But Myles looks to cut that off as he sprints towards the corner in Rex McAllister’s direction-
Persephone: YES! BUT THE KING OF REX STYLE SIDESTEPS AND DRILLS MYLES INTO THE CORNER! MYLES BOUNCES BACK AND REX GRABS HIM BY THE WAIST! ;FODGNGD;LNDG;LGKDJ;DFLKGFD GERMAN SUPLEX! GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO MYLES, SPIKING HIM ON HIS NECK! MY GOD! HOLD ON, REX HOLDS ONTO HIS GRIP! HE LIFTS MYLES UP… AND ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! REX IS SO GOOD THAT HE MANAGED TO FIND A SECOND WIND OUT OF NOWHERE BEFORE CAPITALIZING WITH GERMANS, INFLICTING THE DAMAGE STRAIGHT ONTO HIS OPPONENT!
James Peters: Rex literally recovered out of seemingly nowhere! Managing to avoid an attack from Myles before countering with two of his own, Rex is showing off his ability to fight in a big match like this! Not that we would expect anything else though, he’s won a ton of huge matches, and this could be no different. Myles got off to a better start, but now he has the perfect chance to recover.
Rich Russillo: Rex McAllister grabs Myles, and lifts him up against the ropes, before delivering a huge forearm smash which drops Myles to a knee! Rex then throws Myles out onto the apron, and he looks to be in a bad predicament here… REX RUNS THE ROPES! OH MY GOD, SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES-
Persephone: NO! THAT BOZO MYLES MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, BEFORE KICKING REX INTO THE CHEST! :noah:
James Peters: Rex drops out onto the apron himself, as Myles stumbles back and begins to climb up the turnbuckles, with McAllister dead in his sights! Oh god, we’ve seen Myles hit this before, could he be going for the meteora off the turnbuckles? Drilling Rex’s ead into the apron?
Rich Russillo: The hardest part of the ring! :krabs:
James Peters: MYLES LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND DRILLS REX INTO THE MAT- SPEAR! SPEAR OUT OF MID AIR! REX CATCHES MYLES WITH A SPEAR, MAKING MYLES DO AN ENTIRE BACKFLIP BEFORE HE LANDS! REX FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE, BUT LUCKILY CATCHES HIMSELF WITH HIS KNEES AND AVOIDS ANY DAMAGE, BUT THE SAME COULDN’T BE SAID FOR MYLES!
Persephone: REX JUST SHOWING HOW HE’S THE REAL GOAT IN EAW, FUCK ALL THAT DEDEDE SHIT, HE’S A REAL ONE! REX’S SPEAR >>> DEDEDE’S SPEAR!! AND NOW REX PUSHES MYLES INTO THE RING, HE’S GONNA BEAT HIM! REX SLIDES IN BEHIND MYLES, AND HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Referee: (off-mic) ROPE BREAK!!!!
Persephone: YOU WHAT!?!?!?! NO THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN, STOP LYING!
Referee: (off-mic) Ay I heard that, don’t make me come over here and slap yo bitch ass! I’m gonna take you to Chris Brown town! :ufdup:
Persephone: WHAT?!!? REX, STOP HIM!!!
Rex McAllister: **ignoring Persephone**
James Peters: I don’t think Rex is focused on you, Persephone, or the referee for that matter! He’s fully focusing on Myles, specifically on how to keep him down! Myles landed BADLY on the edge of the apron, yet still managed to escape the pinfall. I don’t think that rope break was on accident, unless it was on instinct!
Rich Russillo: Myles is just showing Persephone that Rex isn’t her perfect man, and that I am, by showing he’s not some big strong dude as she wishes he was, and no fault goes to her, but not to worry. I’m gonna show her that **I** am strong later tonight, by deadlifting anything of her choice!
Persephone: Can’t you just leave me alone, damn? I’m a nervous wreck right now, what if Myles accidentally or intentionally kills Rex and he can’t win anymore? That is NOT the blood shed I wanna see, but this bozo forced me to see it once before. The blood shed not the murder part. :lupe:
James Peters: Rex McAllister gets up to his feet, as Myles starts to move. Intentionally making sure he’s standing before Myles is so whatever attempts Myles has at taking back control are seen from a mile away, and are easily avoidable. Myles doesn’t realize this however, and is taken aback by Rex grabbing him, before hitting a HUGE forearm smash after pulling him to his feet! Myles stumbles backwards into the ropes, before falling forward into ANOTHER forearm smash! He stumbles forward one more time, throwing a clotheslin-
Rich Russillo: WAIT! BUT MYLES SOMEHOW MANAGES TO HOLD ONTO REX’S ARM AND BACKFLIP OUT OF IT, LANDING WITH HIS LEGS AROUND REX’S HEAD! HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND REX AND LIFTS HIM UP, AS IF HE’S GOING TO POWERBOMB HIM! MYLES SPRINTS ACROSS THE RING AND POWERBOMBS REX TO THE OUTSIDE! :damn:-
Persephone: YES! BUT THE GOAT REX QUICKLY HANGS OVER THE TOP ROPE, TRANSITIONING INTO AN ARMBAR! HE TURNED THAT IDIOT’S OFFENSE BOTCH AGAINST HIM, AND NOW THE ELBOW IS HURTING EVEN MORE!
James Peters: REX IS ALMOST TEARING THE ENTIRE ARM RIGHT OFF THE SOCKET-
Rich Russillo: BUT MYLES KICKS REX IN THE BACK BEFORE TOO MUCH DAMAGE CAN BE DEALT TO THE ARM, AND REX FALLS TO THE GROUND, BASHING HIS FACE AGAINST THE APRON AS SOON AS HE LANDS, THE IMPACT OF THAT LANDING MUST’VE ROCKED REX, AS HE’S GROGGY WHILST STANDING, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TO HOW HE WOULD USUALLY TAKE A MOVE!
James Peters: BUT LOOK IN THE RING, MYLES HAS HIM PREPARED FOR SOMETHING! GETTING IN A STANCE WHERE HE CAN WATCH REX, WHILST BEING ABLE TO RUN FOR THE ROPES! HE HAS A HUGE DIVE SET UP HERE, WITH REX IN HIS SIGHTS! HE RUNS THE ROPES, AND REBOUNDS OFF THEM, BEFORE FIRING AT REX LIKE A MISSILE! TOPE CON HILO!!!!!!1
Myles: (off-mic) REEEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(**THUD!**)
James Peters: OH MY GOD! REX MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, AND MYLES CRASHED DOWN AGAINST THE STEEL PART OF THE RAMP!
Myles: :dead:
Persephone: YES! HE’S DEAD! AND SINCE IT WAS SELF INFLICTED, THERE’S NO DQ! RING THE BELL, REX WINS!
Rich Russillo: Don’t be silly love, he’s still breathing!
Persephone: I can change that.
Rich Russillo: :krabs:
Rex McAllister: //thumbs.gfycat.com/FantasticTanCougar-size_restricted.gif
James Peters: Rex McAllister has completely laid Myles out without even having to hit a move! He had the awareness to completely avoid any damage whatsoever, whilst Myles has to crash against the steel from a very high point AND fast speed! That’d hurt anyone, despite your size, weight, or how good you are at taking pain. That sort of fall breaks a man.
Persephone: All Rex needs to do is slide into the ring and take the count out vict- Hey what’s he doing???
James Peters: It seems he’s picking Myles up, and I really doubt it’s to do more damage. It is a title match after all.
Persephone: The way I see it Rex is the winner so Rex is the champ. :mjpls:
James Peters: :dahell:
Rich Russillo: Rex McAllister pushes Myles under the bottom rope and back into the ring, perhaps to finish him off or pin him right there! :krabs: Does this mean Rex IS the right man for Persephone after all?-
Persephone: Yes.
Rich Russillo: I didn’t finish my sentence. I was gonna say no, because I’d have won already!
Persephone: No.
Rich Russillo: :noah:
James Peters: Rex then begins to lift Myles up, however Myles drops straight back to the ground, perhaps because of dead weight, which is keeping him from lifting Myles to his feet! YET SOMEHOW REX MCALLISTER POWERS THROUGH IT, HOOKING MYLES’ ARMS, BEFORE HITTING A DEADLIFT BUTTERFLY SUPLEX, AND CLOSING IT WITH A KIP UP! STRENGTH AND ATHLETICISM ON DISPLAY RIGHT HERE, AS REX MCALLISTER SHOWS OFF HIS STRENGTH! ALL HE NEEDS TO DO NOW IS FINISH IT-
Rich Russillo: WAIT! MYLES IS ON HIS FEET, SOMEHOW! HE GRABS REX AND TURNS HIM AROUND INTO A PULL-THROUGH LARIAT!
Persephone: THE GOAT REX MCALLISTER DUCKS STRAIGHT UNDERNEATH THE LARIAT AND LOCKS HIS ARMS AROUND MYLES WAIST! HE LOOKS FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT MYLES “BOZO” AUSTRALIA PUSHES HIM OFF INTO THE ROPES-
Rich Russillo: ‘REX EFFECT’!!!!!
Persephone: SGLNLDGNDLJWRFSKONGFDFKLNFGPJDSF! IT CONNECTS! THE ‘REX EFFECT’ CONNECTS ONTO MYLES, SPIKING HIM ON TOP OF HIS HEAD! HAHAHAHA WE HAVE A NEW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMP!!! REX MCALLISTER COVERS MYLES! IT’S OVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Persephone: WHAT!?!?!
Rich Russillo: MYLES KICKS OUT!
James Peters: JUST BEFORE THE REFEREE’S HAND HIT THE MAT FOR A THREE COUNT, MYLES MANAGED TO POP HIS SHOULDER UP IN THE NICK OF TIME, SAVING THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP EVEN IF IT WAS FOR A SPLIT SECOND! I DON’T KNOW HOW HE FOUND THAT ENERGY TO RECOVER AND KICK OUT OF REX’S FINISHING MOVE, BUT HE DID IT, AND NOT EVEN REX CAN BELIEVE IT! HE THOUGHT HE HAD HIM PUT AWAY ANOTHER TIME IN HIS CAREER, YET THE REX EFFECT WASN’T ENOUGH! WHAT WILL HE HAVE TO DO IN ORDER TO WIN??
Persephone: REX KNOWS EXACTLY HOW TO WIN, DON’T BE STUPID! THIS IS REX WE’RE TALKING ABOUT! Remember Pain for Pride? Grand Rampage? He can totally do it all again, trust me, trust the process. See? Rex is going to finish him off right now, lifting him up by the arm, with both of them aiming towards the ropes! I don’t know what he has planned but he’s going to do something! He irish whips Myles straight into the ring and follows up with-
James Peters: ‘REX EFFECT’!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: … BY MYLES!
Persephone: WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK!?!?!
James Peters: MYLES DRILLS REX MCALLISTER STRAIGHT INTO THE MAT USING HIS OWN MOVE AGAINST HIM!! ADDING INSULT TO INJURY, ESPECIALLY KNOWING HE MIGHT BEAT HIM WITH IT TOO! MYLES SLIDES INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Persephone: D;GKGSDDFDFGDFGGBBXNNBNCBXXBCCBCFDEWRDSCVBGFEWDRESXREXREX!! REX MCALLISTER KICKS OUT OF THE REX EFFECT!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: What the hell??? How did Rex McAllister do it??? Myles did that move but way better, yet he STILL kicks out!?
James Peters: I have no idea how he did it, but how matters not right now, the only thing that matters is that he kicked out, and Myles cannot believe it! He’s absolutely stunned at how Rex somehow managed to kick out… but he finds it amusing??? He isn’t mad? Normally that would heat people up even more, but right now Myles isn’t doing any of that! He’s chuckling at the fact Rex managed to kick out, and I can only assume why. And my mind is telling me it’s; because he wanted to deal even more damage than he did before! Rex may have kicked out, but to Myles this means his attacks can continue, and get worse and worse every time it happens!
Persephone: Why are you even questioning it? Rex is the greatest to ever lace up a pair of boots, do you really think he’ll lose to someone like Myles?
James Peters: It seems we’re going to find out now, as Myles now grabs Rex McAllister by the arms, and he’s undoubtedly going for ‘De Facto’! If this connects here and now, there’s no way Rex is kicking out of it, it doesn’t make sense. If the ‘De Facto’ lands here, it is over for Rex! Myles places his arm over Rex’s head, before lifting him up off the groun-
Persephone: BUT REX SLIPS OUT OF THE HOLD, SPINNING BEHIND MYLES, AND GRABBING HIM BY THE LEG! HE LIFTS MYLES UP INTO THE AIR AND HITS AN OLYMPIC SLAM, INSTANTLY BRIDGING INTO THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO! MYLES KICKS OUT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND, SOMEHOW! HE ONCE AGAIN FINDS A WAY OUT OF IT! WAIT! HOLD ON! REX HAS A HOLD OF THE LEG! HE ROLLS MYLES ONTO HIS STOMACH, BEFORE LOCKING IN THE STF-
James Peters: HOWEVER HE FALLS FACE FIRST INTO AN ELBOW! MYLES HAD THE STF SCOUTED AND MANAGED TO PULL UP AN ELBOW RIGHT INTO REX’S NOSE TO ESCAPE THE SUBMISSION HOLD! HE THEN PULLS REX DOWN TO THE GROUND AND HOOKS THE ARMS! ‘CHECKMAYT’, THE RINGS OF SATURN IS APPLIED TO REX-
Rich Russillo: NO! REX HAD THAT ONE SCOUTED TOO! QUICKLY TRANSITIONING INTO A PINFALL!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Rich Russillo: MYLES KICKS OUT, YET LETS GO OF THE SUBMISSION BEFORE IT CAN EVEN BE APPLIED! BOTH MEN ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN THE ATTEMPTS OF THEIR BIG MOVES, WHICH IF ANY OF THEM LANDED OR WERE LOCKED IN, WOULD HAVE SURELY ENDED THE MATCH! THERE’S NO WAY IT COULDN’T! MYLES AND REX QUICKLY GET BACK TO THEIR FEET, HOWEVER REX MCALLISTER IS THE FIRST ONE TO CAPITALIZE, AS HE THROWS A HUGE CLOTHESLINE IN THE DIRECTION OF MYLES’ FAC-
James Peters: MYLES QUICKLY DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT, BEFORE PULLING HIM INTO A PUMPHANDLE!! ‘DE FACTO’!!! THE PUMPHANDLE SAMOAN DROP CONNECTS!! REX MCALLISTER IS OUT COLD, AND MYLES COULD BE THE ONE COMING OUT ON TOP! MYLES HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
…
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Persephone: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!1 REXY KICKS OUT! REXY KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND, SHOWING MYLES ISN’T THE ONLY ONE WITH THAT POWER! REX IS THE GREATEST, REMEMBER? TREAT HIM AS SUCH, TREAT HIS FINISHER WITH RESPECT TOO!
James Peters: Now THIS TIME Myles is completely shocked, not expecting Rex McAllister to kick out of the De Facto, whatsoever!
Persephone: Yeah right, of course he was expecting it! It’s Rex! Am I the only one picking up on his godly scent??? Am I the only one picking up on that Rex is the closest to the second coming that there is??
Rich Russillo: :noah:
James Peters: Myles may not have expected that to be a kickout, however he isn’t just sitting there acting shocked, he’s actually looking to finish off Rex McAllister this time, as he lifts him up from the ground in a similar way Rex did to him moments prior before irish whipping him into the ropes!!!
Rich Russillo: ‘KANGAROO KILLER’ FROM MYLES!!!! POP-UP KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD!!!
James Peters: BUT REX MCALLISTER FALLS BACKWARDS INTO THE REFEREE! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, AND MYLES NOTICES THIS!!!! THE REFEREE ISN’T UP TO COUNT THE PINFALL!
Myles: :oh:
Rich Russillo: BUT MYLES HAS AN IDEA! HE’S LOOKING BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN OUR COMMENTARY TABLE AND REX, BEFORE EXITING THE RING AND COMING OUT HERE! WHAT THE HELL IS HE LOOKING FOR!?!?!? THIS IS A NORMAL ONE ON ONE MATCH, THIS TABLE ISN’T GOING TO HELP YOU, OR ANYTHING ON IT! WHY WOULD HE NEED ANYTHING FROM-
James Peters: A CHAIR! WHAT THE HELL!??! MYLES HAS GOT A CHAIR, AND THAT IS FAR FROM A GOOD SIGN! I CAN ONLY ASSUME HE’S NOT PLANNING TO PLAY MUSICAL CHAIRS, AND THAT IS GOING TO BE A WEAPON!
Rich Russillo: MYLES SLIDES INTO THE RING WITH THE CHAIR, AS REX IS ONLY JUST CLIMBING THE ROPES TO GET TO HIS FEET! I’M NOT SURE HE EVEN KNOWS MYLES IS THERE BEHIND HIM, NOR DOES HE EVEN KNOW MYLES HAS A CHAIR! REX MCALLISTER GETS TO HIS FEET, AND SLOWLY TURNS AROUND, AS MYLES SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR AT HIS HEAD-
James Peters: NO! REX DUCKS THE CHAIR, I DON’T KNOW IF HE SAW MYLES BEFOREHAND OR MANAGED TO THINK QUICK ON HIS FEET, BUT REGARDLESS HE AVOIDED THE CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD! MYLES SWINGS THE CHAIR TOWARDS REX’S GUT-
Persephone: SEXY REXY CATCHES THE CHAIR BEFORE IT CAN CONNECT WITH HIS STOMACH, TRYING TO TAKE THE CHAIR AWAY! BUT MYLES PULLS IT BACK HIMSELF, AND NOW THEY’RE HAVING A TUG OF WAR OVER THE CHAIR! MYLES WANTING TO USE IT, AND REX WANTING TO MAKE SURE IT’S NOT USED! REX IS GOING TO WIN THIS THOUGH, AS PER USUAL!
James Peters: REX AND MYLES PULL THE CHAIR AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AS HARD AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN, AS PERSEPHONE SAID, FOR THEIR OWN REASONS! WHO WILL BE THE ONE WHO GETS THE CHAIR, AND WHO’LL BE THE ONE FAILING!? WILL REX BE ABLE TO TAKE IT AWAY, OR WILL MYLES BE ABLE TO USE IT?? WE DON’T HAVE TO WAIT FOR TOO LONG, AS THE CHAIR SLIPS BACK, AND IT LANDS IN REX’S HANDS! MYLES SLIPS THROUGH THE ROPES, AND REX IS LEFT WITH THE CHAIR IN THE RING!
Rich Russillo: REX MCALLISTER LOOKS DOWN AT THE CHAIR IN HIS HANDS, TAKING DEEP BREATHS, AFTER USING A TON OF HIS ENERGY TO TAKE AWAY THE CHAIR!
Persephone: :goat:
James Peters: REX THEN THROWS THE CHAIR AWAY UP THE RAMP, COMPLETELY TAKING THE WEAPONS AWAY FROM MYLES, NOW IT’S JUST A 1 ON 1 MATCH, NO WEAPONS WHATSOEVER! REX MCALLISTER WALKS OVER TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING TO APPROACH MYLES-
(**CRACK!**
Persephone: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! MYLES HITS REX MCALLISTER WITH THE TITLE!!! HE CHEATED!
Rich Russillo: MYLES BUSTS REX OPEN WITH THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP, BEFORE SLIDING INTO THE RING BEHIND HIM! AND PERFECT TIMING, THE REFEREE BEGINS TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET! MYLES GRABS REX’S ARM AND PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET….
James Peters: ‘DE FACTO’!!!!!!!!!!! IT CONNECTS! MYLES JUST STOLE THE VICTORY FROM REX! HE HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND STILL EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION… MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Enemy Strike’ by Yuki Hayashi hits the speakers as the crowd instantly erupts with boos. Myles rolls off of Rex, as the referee brings in the title.)
James Peters: Myles just stole the victory! The referee was downed after Rex fell straight into him, and Myles went straight for the chair! At first Rex was able to get it out of the way, but the championship fell into his hands, and that’s when he struck, busting him open with the plate, and the rest is history!
Persephone: ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP HAS BEEN STOLEN FROM REX! FIRST THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, NOW THIS!?!?! IT’S DISGRACEFUL! I DEMAND A RECOUNT, I DEMAND A REMATCH!
Rich Russillo: So… I guess we know who the right man is for you!
Persephone: SHUT UP!
James Peters: Despite the way he has done it, Myles finally defeated Rex McAllister, at Bloodsport he failed, like many times in the past, but now he’s on top of the world. He may not give a damn about that title, but he has made Rex’s life just a little bit worse, and I’m sure he gets off on that!
(Myles throws the title over the top rope to the outside, carelessly, before exiting out onto the apron. He picks it up, and slumps it over his shoulder, before walking up the ramp. He looks back at Rex’s unconscious body with the referee checking on him once more, smile on his face, before King of Elite fades to commercial.)
(A commercial for FLOWERS for VASES plays. No relation. :mjgrin:)
(King of Elite fades back into the backstage area as in the locker room of the Raymond James Stadium the crowd cheers loudly for Adam Lucas who is seen seated nursing his wounds. He cooling off with a ice cold water bottle as he takes a drink out of it as he looks over to the door which slowly opens)
Adam Lucas: What the fuck do you want.
(The crowd’s reaction turns sour as the camera pans over to show Limmy Monaghan. He is strutting in with the PURE Championship around his shoulder as he looks over to Adam, pretending to be shocked before walking over over him)
Limmy Monaghan: Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was Insurgency’s personal locker room, you know, something you don’t have. But since I’m here and while I have you in one place, let’s have a one-on-one conversation.
(Limmy takes a chair as he unfolds it and places it down onto the ground, taking a seat across from Adam as he keeps a big smirk on his face all the way through. Adam slightly scowls as Limmy holds his hands up)
Limmy Monaghan: What’s with the hostility? If you think I’m going to attack you, you know, put you on the shelf like I did at Road To Redemption, trust me, I mean no harm. I could very well do that again, but I’m feeling generous. Like donating to the Salvation Army, helping out the needy.
Adam Lucas: What more do you want? Do you want a congratulations? Congrats, Insurgency won the only way they can, when there’s a clear handicap in their favor. But let’s admit, I’m sure you don’t care about that, but what’s new coming from you? You got out lucky today, but I assure you, this isn’t over.
(Limmy gives a loud groan as he slouches back in his chair. He puffs a strand of hair out of his face before straightening himself back up and shaking his head)
Limmy Monaghan: I am quite frankly sick and tired of hearing your voice Adam. Your words have done you no good anyways this entire week because it’s led you to your specialty, a Free-Per-View loss. It doesn’t help you speak incoherent gibberish to me, I want to get as far away from you as I can. Take a hint why. It’s because you’ve had your chance, I’ve so graciously given you one, but you’ve failed failed every single time. How sad, how disappointing. You aren’t worth my time anymore, just like SEBAS was, and if you continue to get in my way? You’ll end up like him-
Adam Lucas: You’re scared.
(Those two words completely silence the two of them. It’s a tense situation as Limmy’s face turns cold as he leans forward in his chair. After a moment Limmy completely breaks out in hysterical laughter)
Limmy Monaghan: Thanks, I needed that laugh. You’re funny, honestly you’d be a much better comedian than an elitist. Me? Scared of you? Have you listened to anything I’ve been saying? Why would I be scared of someone who can’t beat me in any form of competition? Once again, your chance is over and your time is up. I never want to see you around me again.
(Limmy stands up and is about to leave before Adam’s voice stops him)
Adam Lucas: You never gave me my well deserved match for the PURE Championship.
(Limmy pauses in his tracks and turns on his heels, even more angrier than before. Adam stands up from his seat and walks up to him, completely fearless as both of them look to one another with deadpan looks on both of their faces)
Limmy Monaghan: Even if you never got it at Road To Redemption, you don’t deserve it. Maybe if if did I wouldn’t have found it so easy to slam you through that car window. Pitiful, don’t try and beg for your shot. And if you do? Please do it like you deserve best, get on your knees and kneel, beg.
Adam Lucas: Maybe if I wasn’t such a problem to you, you wouldn’t have a problem with accepting this challenge I’m putting out to you.
Limmy Monaghan: Y-
Adam Lucas: MAYBE! If you had the balls to put your PURE Championship on the line for once without pussying out and injuring your competition, you would have no problem with what I’m saying.
Limmy Monaghan: I’m getting to that-
Adam Lucas: BUT! You didn’t. Doesn’t that tell us a lot about our prestigious PURE Champion? It’s disappointing honestly. That’s why you’re scared. You don’t want to face me because you know that means you’re in for some deep shit. You wouldn’t need to do this whole monologue about me not being “worth your time” because that would’ve been shown through every single thing you’ve said. But all throughout this you’ve done your best to avoid even considering a match against me because you don’t have the balls for that type of thing. Honestly, I shouldn’t be shocked.
(This has made Limmy livid as he closes his eyes for a quick moment. His face scrunches up in frustration as clearly he’s on his last straw. He’s had enough of what Adam is putting out there as he opens his eyes. What composure was once there when he entered in to talk to him was now gone as he grunts)
Limmy Monaghan: Earn it bitch.
(Limmy turns around and storms out of the locker room, slamming the door behind him as he leaves Adam Lucas with a big smirk on his face. Crossing his arms a look of satisfaction rests on his face as he takes a seat and leans back before King of Elite transitions over to elsewhere)
(The camera cuts back to the ring as Gina Romano stands ready with a microphone in hand.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
(“Eye of the Tiger” by New Found Glory hits as Harlow Reichert nonchalantly makes her way through the curtain. He stands on the stage as the virtual crowd chants her name; she looks down at the ring before taking a deep breath and beginning to walk down the ramp.)
Gina Romano: Introducing first from Christchurch, New Zealand, weighing in tonight at ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY SEVEN POUNDS!!! SHE IS… HARLOW REEEEEEICHERT!!!!
Eve: She has openly said that this wasn’t a match that she wanted; she was willing to have Ryan Wilson fire her instead of competing against Xavier Williams again, but it was Xavier that accepted this match for the both of them. You can see on the face of Harlow that it really doesn’t look like she wants to be here, but I have a feeling that once that bell rings that she’s going to quickly get into this match up.
Deadprez: She knows that she is going to have to fight tonight; the last two these two stood against each other was Pain for Pride where Harlow left that night with a broken arm. Xavier has said that his gameplan isn’t going to be any different; he’s going to take every opportunity presented to give himself that advantage.
Gavin Kirkland: Thicclow doesn’t have anything to worry about!
(Harlow enters the ring and immediately walks into her corner, leaning back against the turnbuckles as “Eye of the Tiger” fades out. “Just Being Me” by NF hits as Xavier Williams slowly makes his way through the curtain. He stands on the stage looking straight down at Harlow who doesn’t even look at him.)
Gina Romano: Introducing her opponent residing from Pensacola, Florida, weighing in tonight at TWO HUNDRED AND TWENTY POUNDS!!! HE IS… XAVIER WIIIIILLLIIIAAMMSSS!!!!
Eve: I don’t think anyone expected him to return after Road to Redemption in the fashion that he did. Xavier returned after Harlow Reichert had defeated Andrea Valentine and shattered the ankle of Harlow’s opponent. Ryan Wilson has tried to paint Harlow as the person that put Xavier Williams on the shelf, but after Harlow called him out to tell him to his face that she wasn’t – Xavier said that he knew that she wasn’t. But, that wasn’t where the problem between the two was. These two were once so close and their match at Pain for Pride changed that. You said it; Xavier broke her arm the last and only time that they’ve competed against each other.
Deadprez: But that comes with competition! What was he meant to do, spend his time checking if she was alright instead of actually competing? Xavier did everything that he needed to do in order to win on the grandest stage in this business. Harlow didn’t quit when her arm was broken. She continued to fight. She continued to give it her all, but he all wasn’t enough. If Harlow wants to walk out of here tonight against Xavier she’s going to have to push herself further than she ever has.
(Xavier makes his way up onto the apron and climbs up onto the middle rope, looking at Harlow who still doesn’t even glance at him. Xavier jumps into the ring as the referee talks to both elitists before calling for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Eve: Ladies and gentlemen, the bell rings and this rematch from Pain for Pride officially underway! It’s going to be interesting to see what either of their gameplans are going to be tonight against the other. Xavier has come back from injury with hints of the mindset that he once held; that mindset that helped him believe that he was undoubtedly the best wrestler on the planet, and Harlow Reichert has the opportunity to avenge the loss that she suffered at Pain for Pride. These two used to be so close before their match months ago, but that match seemed to cause a rift between the two. They hadn’t spoken since their match at Pain for Pride, and while Harlow was the person that seemingly stuck up for him after he was attacked after Territorial Invasion, nothing has been better since he has come back. Harlow has said she doesn’t care whether she walks out tonight with a win or a loss to her record tonight, but this brings her time from Pain for Pride to now full circle. The two step forward and meet in the middle of the ring; we can see that they’re trading words, but we’re unfortunately unable to pick up what the two are saying. Xavier said this week that this is Harlow’s moment to eradicate and stigma that she has hanging over her head. I have no doubts that the two of them are going to leave absolutely everything that they can physically muster. The two slowly circling around the ring, neither’s eyes have left the other since the bell has rang.
Deadprez: Are you ready, guys… because HERE WE GO! The two lock up and Xavier Williams takes the early advantage with a side headlock. Harlow Reichert pushes Xavier into the ropes and picks up enough momentum to push Xavier away; Xavier is sent across the ring, hitting the ropes on the opposite side of the ring and rebounds back with a shoulder block! Xavier Williams doesn’t look to waste any time, hitting the ropes and Harlow Reichert rolls onto her stomach, forcing Xavier to jump over the top. Xavier hits the ropes again as Harlow shoots back to her feet and leaps over the top of Xavier Williams with a leapfrog. Xavier is picking up a ton of momentum as he hits the ropes a third time – AND RUNS STRAIGHT INTO A SPINNING BACKFIST! NO, XAVIER JUST CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE! With the momentum that the Hall of Famer had gathered, that backfist to the side of the head could have been absolutely devastating early! You can see in the eyes of Xavier Williams that he knows that. But, that just shows how much these two understand that taking the early advantage in a match like this is so, so valuable. The two lock up again, and this time Harlow Reichert is able to gain the advantage, switching behind Xavier Williams. Harlow tries to take Xavier down to the canvas, but Xavier uses his leg to block; he can’t allow Harlow to gain that ground leverage.
Eve: Xavier Williams with a stiff elbow to the side of the head of Harlow, and fires back with another! Harlow looks a little stunned, but her grip still remains around the waist of the champion; Xavier is able to break the grip of Harlow and completes the standing switch. Xavier is successfully able to take Harlow down to the canvas with the takedown; Harlow’s able to quickly fight her way into a seated position, but Xavier Williams transitions into the rear chinlock and uses his body weight to bring Harlow down chest first onto the canvas. The blood flow being cut off to the brain of Harlow Reichert; Harlow knows that she needs to to get out of this predicament quickly, or it will have dire consequences on the outcome of this match later on, if not now. Harlow fights back to a knee as Xavier applies even more pressure. Harlow gets back to her feet and is able to reposition herself and powers Xavier up into the air! Back suplex! Xavier’s able to land on his feet and swings for a wild clothesline! Harlow ducks underneath as Xavier hits the ropes! Harlow tries to send Xavier overhead with the back body drop, but he counters with a sunset flip! Harlow blocks it – AND DROPS DOWN, LOCKING IN THAT CROSS ARMBREAKER!
Gavin Kirkland: XAVIER’S IN A BAD POSITION AS HE IMMEDIATELY LOCKS BOTH HANDS, DOING WHAT HE CAN TO STOP HARLOW FROM HYPEREXTENDING THAT ELBOW! HARLOW TRYING TO BREAK THAT GRIP, BUT XAVIER PUSHES HARLOW BACK UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS!
Referee: ONE!!… TWO!!…
Deadprez: Harlow forced to release the hold as Xavier Williams quickly rolls away clutching at that elbow. The same elbow that was dislocated during that unknown attack a few months ago. Harlow may have been the person to stand up against Andrea Valentine after the attack on Xavier, but she knows that elbow is a weak point. Harlow inviting Xavier Williams back to his feet… and offers a test of strength? I don’t mean to sound… well, I don’t mean to doubt Harlow Reichert, but I think it’s obvious that Xavier holds the power advantage between the two of them. Xavier, still, hesitantly stepping forward and slowly looks to meet his hand to Harlow’s – but Harlow with a kick to the stomach of Xavier Williams! Xavier caught the boot! Xavier fires immediately with a kick to the hamstring! Xavier swings her around and meets her with a spinning back kick to the midsection! Scissors Stomp! DISCUS FOREARM! Xavier cracks Harlow right on the jaw with that shot! Harlow stumbles back into the corner and Xavier crushes her back into it with a running European Uppercut! Harlow Reichert clutching to the top rope, possibly the only thing that may be keeping her standing as Xavier shoots across the ring and back for another uppercut –
Eve: BUT HARLOW REICHERT CUTS HIM OFF WITH A SPINNING BACK ELBOW! Harlow caught him flush in the mouth with that shot as Xavier’s legs basically fell out from under him! You can see that Xavier Williams has been knocked completely into a daze as he slowly rolls onto his stomach and pushes himself up to his hands and knees, but that’s as far as Harlow allows him to get! Harlow drives her knee into the side of the ribs of Xavier Williams! She does it again! Xavier takes a deep breath after having the air knocked out of his lungs as the gears begin to turn in the head of Harlow Reichert. Harlow grabs that same arm that she almost had that cross armbreaker locked in on and lays it flat across the canvas! Harlow placing her foot on the wrist of Xavier Williams BEFORE SHE STOMPS DOWN DIRECTLY ON THE JOINT OF THE ELBOW! Xavier clutches straight back at that arm as he rolls away, looking to get out of the ring, and Harlow drives both feet into that arm with a baseball slide! Xavier wanted out of the ring, but I certainly do not believe that’s the way he wanted to get there!
Dead Prez: I’ve been thinking about the condition that elbow was going to be in when he returned. He’s obviously given himself the chance to rehab it, but injuries like he suffered at the hands of that unknown attacker tend to linger long after they happen and Harlow knows that arguably more than anyone. Xavier has walked into this match with a massive target and Harlow is going to make sure that she doesn’t hit anything but the bullseye. Xavier clutches pushing himself back to his feet – AS HARLOW REICHERT FLIES THROUGH THE ROPES AND SENDS HIM CRASHING BACK INTO THE BARRICADE!
ONE!… TWO!… THREE!… FOUR!…
Gavin Kirkland: Xavier leaning against the barricade, clutching at that arm; this flurry from Harlow has undoubtedly taken him straight off his game as Harlow like a shark that smells blood continues to hunt! Harlow with a STIFF chop to the chest of Xavier Williams! Xavier tries to stumble away, but Harlow doesn’t let him go anywhere! CRACK! She does it again! The blood vessels already begin to break across the chest of Xavier as Harlow grabs him and rolls him back into the ring. Xavier slowly pushes himself back up to a vertical base as Harlow shoots up onto the apron and climbs up to the top rope! DIVING DROPKICK! Xavier taken back down as Harlow Reichert shoots into the cover!
ONE!!!… KICKOUT!!
Gavin Kirkland: Wow! Xavier kicks out at one!
Eve: You have to believe that Xavier forced himself to kick out at one to get into the head of Harlow! I have no doubts that Xavier felt absolutely everything that Harlow just hit him with, but that was like Xavier telling her that she still has a long way to go if she even wants to think about putting him down for three! Harlow knows that she needs to maintain this assault as she picks Xavier back to his feet and sends him into the corner. Xavier trying to shake out the cobwebs but Harlow with a running forearm! Xavier caught straight on the jaw as Harlow looks to follow with that running facebreaker, but Xavier is able to push her away! Harlow immediately turns back and Xavier drives his shoulder straight into the midsection of Harlow Reichert, powers her off her feet and drives her back into the corner! Harlow driven hard back into the corner – and – OH MY GOD. I THOUGHT THE SHOT THAT HARLOW HIT HIM WITH OUTSIDE THE RING WAS BAD, BUT XAVIER WILLIAMS JUST GAVE HER BACK THE RECEIPT! Xavier Williams with an absolutely brutal chop to the chest of Harlow Reichert as he takes a few steps back. The eyes of Harlow show us the impact of that shot, but Xavier does not look finished in the slightest. Xavier taking a few steps back, relishing in that brief moment of separation before charging back! Xavier is looking for something – but, Harlow is able to cut him off with a boot! Harlow uses that to float over the top rope and springboards off the top rope – BUT, XAVIER WILLIAMS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE LEG OF HARLOW REICHERT AND SHE’S SENT OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CRASHING TO THE FLOOR ON THE OUTSIDE!
Deadprez: Harlow Reichert takes a nasty fall as Xavier Williams takes the opportunity to try and recover in the ring! You can see Xavier trying to get the blood flowing back through that arm before he rolls out of the ring. Harlow is struggling to get back to her feet; she absolutely plummeted down onto that thin padding that covers the concrete floor around the ring. Xavier grabs Harlow and drags her back up to her feet by a handful of her hair.
ONE!… TWO!… THREE!…
Eve: Harlow tries to fight back with a shot to the ribs, BUT XAVIER WILLIAMS SENDS HARLOW REICHERT INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS! Those steps bursting apart from the impact of flesh meeting steel! Look at the face of Xavier, it’s like there’s no joy in what he’s going to Harlow, but he told her that he’s going to put Harlow through absolute hell tonight! Harlow’s still defiantly dragging herself back up to her feet and Xavier Williams drives his boot into her ribs with a punt! Harlow takes a deep breath after that punt as Xavier drags her back up and sends her rolling back into the ring. Xavier makes his way up to the apron and stalks as Harlow Reichert gingerly pushes herself back up to her feet! Harlow’s back up to her feet as Xavier springboards off the top rope! SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH! HARLOW SENT BACK DOWN AS XAVIER HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONE!!… TWO!!… KICKOUT!!
Gavin Kirkland: Harlow’s shoulder shoots off the canvas!
Dead Prez: Xavier’s eyes shooting straight towards the referee who reassures him that it was only two! Xavier’s back to his feet as slowly circles around Harlow. We’re used to seeing Xavier compete in these high tempo matches, but this has been methodical. Xavier’s willing to just watch Harlow push herself back up; he truly wants to see how badly Harlow wants this. He wants to see how badly Harlow wants to rectify that loss she suffered at Pain for Pride. Harlow’s finally, painstakingly made her way to her feet and Xavier cracks her in the jaw with a forearm! Harlow stumbles back and falls into the ropes, possibly the only thing that has kept her standing at this point! Xavier with a second forearm and Harlow drops back down! Xavier shaking his head, looking down at his former protege! Harlow with that glazed look in her eyes, rolling over and pushing herself up to her hands and knees! Wow. Xavier pushes his boot into the side of her head and forces her back down to the canvas! Harlow pushing herself back up again, and again Xavier Williams forces her back down!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s like Xavier’s trying to force Harlow to find something. Harlow is back to her hands and knees for a third time as Xavier looks to push her back down, but Harlow pushes the boot away! The hint of a smile crosses the face of Xavier as she pushes herself back up to a knee! Xavier lifts her back up and hits her with a forearm! Harlow staggers back before firing back with one of her own! Xavier fires back! Harlow falls back into the ropes and looks to return the favour – BUT AGAIN XAVIER CUTS HER OFF WITH A CHEST SHATTERING CHOP! Harlow drops down to her knees as Xavier calls her back to her feet before hitting the ropes! NO! XAVIER LOOKED TO TAKE HARLOW’S HEAD OFF WITH A LARIAT, BUT SHE WAS ABLE TO SLIP UNDERNEATH AND SNAPS XAVIER DOWN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Xavier was dumped on the back of his head, but he’s already back to his feet! Xavier’s back up before Harlow and shoots back forward! Xavier looks for a leaping clothesline –
Dead Prez: WOW!
Eve: HARLOW CATCHES XAVIER WILLIAMS IN MID AIR AND DROPS HIM WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! Harlow doesn’t hold the pin, instead floating back over onto her feet! STANDING DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP! BOTH FEET DRIVEN INTO THE CHEST OF XAVIER WILLIAMS! Harlow clutches straight at her back, but she refuses to allow that to waste this opportunity. Xavier sitting back up – PENALTY KICK! NO, XAVIER DROPS BACK TO AVOID IT! XAVIER SITS STRAIGHT BACK UP, BUT HARLOW CRACKS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A LOW SUPERKICK! Xavier grabs at the back of his head as gets back to his feet and straight back into the hands of Harlow! Harlow has him locked and powers him up into the air! SPINNING FALCON ARROW! Harlow isn’t finished, rolling and dragging Xavier back to his feet in the one motion! Harlow hooks the leg! Harlow has him up! FATE’S END!! OUTSIDE LEG HOOK FISHERMAN’S DRIVER!! HARLOW HOLDS THE PIN!!
ONE!!!!!… TWO!!!!!… KICKOUT!!!!!
Dead Prez: Xavier powers out of the pin, but Harlow doesn’t let that get to her, instead rolling straight back and begins to stalk! Harlow knows that this may be her opportunity to put her former mentor away! Xavier’s slowly pushing himself back to his feet as Harlow calls for the end! Xavier turns – LES MISERABLES!!! NO, XAVIER AVOIDS CONTACT! HOOK KICK! NO, HARLOW CATCHES THE BOOT AND LOCKS IN AN ANKLE LOCK!! XAVIER WILLIAMS IMMEDIATELY ROLLS THROUGH!! HARLOW SHOOTS STRAIGHT TOWARDS XAVIER!!! XAVIER SWINGS FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT HARLOW DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND HITS THE ROPES!!! BUT, SHE REBOUNDS BACK INTO A DISCUS LARIAT FROM XAVIER WILLIAMS!!! HARLOW TURNED INSIDE OUT, STUMBLING BACK TO HER FEET!! XAVIER PULLS HER IN!!! XAVIER HAS HER UP!!!! POWERBOMB!!!! XAVIER HOLDS THE COVER!!!!
ONE!!!!… TWO!!!!…
Eve: HARLOW KICKS OUT AND XAVIER USES THAT TO ROLL HER BACK ONTO HER KNEES!!! WHAT A KNEELIFT!!!! XAVIER WITH A KNEELIFT TO THE JAW OF HARLOW REICHERT!!! XAVIER COVERS AGAIN!!!
ONE!!!!!… KICKOUT!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: HARLOW THIS TIME KICKS OUT WITH AUTHORITY!!! HARLOW REFUSES TO STAY DOWN!!! HARLOW FORCES HERSELF BACK TO HER KNEES!!! XAVIER WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST!!! A SECOND!!! A THIRD!!!! XAVIER TAKES A STEP BACK AND LOOKS FOR A ROUNDHOUSE, BUT HARLOW DUCKS IT!!! BUT, XAVIER CATCHES HER WITH SUPERKICK!!!! XAVIER DOESN’T EVEN ALLOW HER TO FALL BACK, INSTEAD POWERING IN UP AND IN!!! XAVIER HAS BOTH ARMS HOOKED AND POWERS HARLOW REICHERT UP AND INTO POSITION!!!! DEATH’S DANCE- NO!!! HARLOW’S FIGHTING!!!! HARLOW IS ABLE TO SLIP OVER THE SHOULDER OF XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!! XAVIER TURNS INTO A RIGHT HAND!!! A LEFT!!!! HARLOW FIRES WITH A SHARP KICK TO THE INNER THIGH!!!! SPINNING BACKFIST!!! STANDING LARIAT!!!!
Eve: XAVIER JUST DUCKS THAT LAST SHOT AND LOCKS HARLOW BY THE WAIST!!!! OVERHEAD GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!! HARLOW LANDS ON HER FEET!!!! HARLOW SHOOTS FORWARD – PUMP KICK BY XAVIER WILLIAMS!!! IT MISSES!!!! HARLOW SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE!!!! SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! XAVIER CAUGHT HER!!!! XAVIER CAUGHT HARLOW ON THE SHOULDER!!!! HE HOOKS THE ARMS!!!!! DEATH’S DANCE!!!! HARLOW USES THE SPIN AND LANDS ON HER FEET, LATCHING ONTO THE ARM OF XAVIER IN THE PROCESS!!!! LEAPING TRIANGLE CHOKE!!!! A THOUSAND YEARS OF SOLITUDE LOCKED IN ON XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS TRAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!! HARLOW PULLING HER LEG FURTHER UP, AND NOW SHE HAS IT LOCKED IN COMPLETELY!!!! XAVIER, STILL ON HIS FEET TRYING TO POWER HARLOW UP, BUT SHE FIRES WITH THOSE SIX TO TWELVE ELBOWS!!!! SHARP ELBOWS TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD OF XAVIER WILLIAMS!!! XAVIER FIGHTING THROUGH IT!!!! XAVIER POWERING HARLOW OFF THE CANVAS AND DRIVES HER BACK DOWN WITH A SITOUT POWERBOMB!!!!! HARLOW’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN AS XAVIER HOLDS THE COVER!!!!
ONE!!!!!!… TWO!!!!!!… KICKOUT!!!!!
Dead Prez: You can tell that this match is quickly beginning to catch up with both competitors! Xavier just falls back as Harlow kicks out! Both are down on the canvas; you have to believe that the first back to their feet is going to find themselves in the best position of this entire match! Both pushing themselves back up to a vertical base, neither seems to be a step of the other! Xavier is back up! Harlow is back up! Xavier with a forearm! Harlow fires back with one of her own! Xavier! Harlow! Xavier! Harlow! Xavier! Harlow! Harlow! Harlow! Harlow! Harlow with a shot to the ribs of Xavier Williams! European Uppercut! HARLOW WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! NO, XAVIER DROPS DOWN AND SWEEPS HARLOW’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HER WITH A KICK! The entire demeanor of Xavier Williams has changed! Harlow tries to scramble back up, but Xavier meets her with a hook kick that cracks her flush on the jaw! Xavier locks Harlow by the waist – BUT SHE DROPS DOWN INTO A KNEE BAR! XAVIER BLOCKS IT! XAVIER ABLE TO STAY ON HIS FEET AND LOCKS THE WAIST OF HARLOW AND POWERS HER BACK UP! HARLOW FORCED BACK TO HER FEET! RIPCORD HOOK KICK!!! HARLOW MAY BE OUT ON HER FEET! XAVIER CRACKS HER AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! VIOLENT SHOTS TO THE HEAD FROM XAVIER WILLIAMS!!! HARLOW FALLS DOWN TO HER KNEES!!! KING’S FALL!!!! XAVIER WILLIAM’S MAY HAVE KICKED HER TEETH DOWN HER THROAT WITH THAT SHOT!!!!
Eve: YOU CAN FEEL IS SLIPPING AWAY FROM HARLOW!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS CALLS FOR IT!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS SCREAMING THAT HARLOW IS FINISHED, AND HE’S GOING TO DO IT WITH THE SAME MOVE THAT HE BEAT HER WITH AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!!! HARLOW SLOWLY FORCING HERSELF BACK UP!!!! MIDDLE ROPE!!!! TOP ROPE!!!!! ASHES OF THE PHOENIX!!!!! SPRINGBOARD CUTTER!!!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS GOT ABSOLUTELY ALL OF IT!!!!! XAVIER COVERS!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!… THE-KICK OUT!!!!!!
Dead Prez: NO, THIS TIME IT’S NOT ENOUGH!!! HARLOW REICHERT GETS HER SHOULDER UP!!!
Eve: You can see the look on the face of Xavier Williams as he looks at the referee. That’s the move that put Harlow down at Pain for Pride, but tonight it’s not enough. Harlow keeping that arm up off the canvas, almost like she’s telling Xavier that there’s still fight left! Xavier getting back to his feet and slowly back into the corner! Harlow’s slowly, slowly rolling onto her stomach and pushes herself back to her feet. Xavier Williams sliding that kneepad down. You know exactly what he’s looking for! Xavier wants to make sure that there’s no possible way for Harlow to continue! Harlow pushes herself back up to her knees! WIDOWMAKER!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: HARLOW DUCKS IT!!
Deadprez: Xavier turns back towards Harlow and she tells him to bring it! Harlow forcing herself back to her feet – and for a third time in the match Xavier cracks her in the chest with a rib shattering chop! You can see the pain on the face of Harlow, but she endures it! Xavier does it again! Harlow refuses to go down! Xavier, shaking his head goes for a third – but this time Harlow catches the arm! Harlow with a headbutt to the bridge of the nose! Harlow pushes Xavier back into the corner and follows! Xavier cuts her off with a roundhouse to the side of the head! Harlow falls through the ropes and to the outside! Look at Xavier, he may be looking to fly! Xavier hits the ropes and handsprings back! SASUKE SPECIAL! NO, HARLOW SHOOTS BACK UP ONTO THE APRON AND CUTS HIM OFF! Xavier charges back and tries to drive his shoulder into the midsection of Harlow, but she gets out of the way! Scissors Stomp to the back of the head of Xavier Williams! Xavier tries to push himself out of the ropes, but Harlow locks him by the head AND SPIKES HIM INTO THE APRON WITH DDT!!! XAVIER JUST HANGING ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AS HARLOW ROLLS TO DRAGS HERSELF BACK UP WITH THE HELP OF THE ROPES!!! HARLOW MAKING HER WAY UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS XAVIER BARELY MOVES!!! HARLOW LEAPS – AND DRIVES BOTH FEET INTO THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!!!
Eve: XAVIER FALLS BACK AND CRUMBLES BACK IN THE RING! HARLOW MAY HAVE HAD A ROUGH LANDING FROM HER OWN MOVE, BUT SHE IS NOT GOING TO LET THAT STOP HER! HARLOW DRAGGING HERSELF BACK TO HER FEET! SHE DRAGS HERSELF BACK UP ONTO THE APRON! HARLOW LOOKING TO FLY ONE LAST TIME! HARLOW FORCING HERSELF BACK UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS XAVIER WILLIAMS REMAINS DOWN IN THE RING! HARLOW HAS MADE IT TO THE TOP! SHE STEADIES HERSELF! HARLOW CAN FEEL IT!!!!! HARLOW KNOWS THAT THIS IS HER MOMENT!!! HARLOW LEAPS! WUTHERING HEIGHTS!!!!! CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! HARLOW COULDN’T HIT IT AT PAIN FOR PRIDE, BUT BY GOD SHE GOT ALL OF IT TONIGHT!!!!! HARLOW HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!…. THREE-KICKOUT!!!!!!!
Dead Prez: NO!!! XAVIER KICKS OUT!!! THE LOOK ON THE FACE OF HARLOW REICHERT TELLS THE ENTIRE STORY!!!! SHE’S ALMOST PULLING HER HAIR OUT; SHE JUST HIT HIM WITH HER BEST SHOT AND IT WAS NOT ENOUGH!!!! HARLOW QUESTIONING WHAT SHE NEEDS TO DO AS SHE PUSHES HERSELF BACK TO HER FEET AND BACK INTO THE CORNER!!!! HARLOW LOOKING FOR THAT ONE FINAL SHOT; THAT LAST SHOT THAT WILL FINALLY PUT XAVIER WILLIAMS AWAY!!! XAVIER SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET; THE MAN FORCED TO USE THE ROPES TO DO SO!!! THAT KICKOUT MAY HAVE BE NOTHING BUT PURE INSTINCT THAT THIS POINT!!!! HARLOW HAS NOT TAKEN HER EYES OFF OF XAVIER WILLIAMS AS SHE STALKS!!!! XAVIER IS BACK UP, STAGGERING, BARELY ABLE TO STAND!!!! HE TURNS!!!! LES MISERABLES!!!!!!!
Eve: SPANISH FLY!!!! XAVIER CUTS HER OFF WITH A SPANISH FLY!!!! XAVIER SOMEHOW, SOME WAY HAD ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL TO SEE HARLOW COMING!!!! XAVIER DRAGGING HARLOW BACK UP TO HER FEET AND PULLS HER IN!!!! JUST LIKE PAIN FOR PRIDE HAD AN ANSWER WHEN HE NEEDED IT THE MOST!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS HOOKS THE ARMS!!!!! HE POWERS HARLOW REICHERT UP TO HIS SHOULDER!!! HARLOW REFUSES TO QUIT!!!! HARLOW SLIPS OFF THE SHOULDER AND BEHIND XAVIER!!!! A THOUSAND YEARS OF SOLITUDE!!!! HARLOW LOOKING FOR THAT LEAPING TRIANGLE CHOKE, BUT THIS TIME XAVIER HAS IT SCOUTED!!!! BUCKLE BOMB!!!! HARLOW SENT CRASHING BACK INTO THE CORNER, BUT ALMOST ABSORBS THE IMPACT, SHOOTING BACK OUT OF THE CORNER!!!! OCTOPUS STRETCH!!!!! HARLOW CATCHES XAVIER IN THAT OCTOPUS STRETCH!!!!! HARLOW HASN’T FINISHED!!!! HARLOW TRAPPING XAVIERS RIGHT ARM UNDER HER ARM!!!! HARLOW USES HER OTHER ARM TO TRAP XAVIERS LEFT ARM!!!! XAVIER TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, BUT HE CAN’T!!!! HARLOW SHIFTS HER WEIGHT BACK AND FORCES XAVIER DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!! THE REFEREE CHECKING ON XAVIER, WHO IS REFUSING TO QUIT!!!! HARLOW NOW SHIFTS HER LEFT LEG AND TRANSITIONS INTO A MODIFIED TRIANGLE CHOKE!!!!!
Deadprez: XAVIER TRYING TO USE HIS LEGS TO GET TO THE ROPES, BUT THEY HAVE TO FEEL LIKE THEY’RE MILES AWAY!!!! HARLOW USING HER LEGS TO CUT OFF ANY BLOOD FLOW TO THE HEAD AND BRAIN OF XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!! XAVIER’S FORCING, INCHING HIS WAY CLOSER TO THE ROPES!!!! HE’S TRYING WITH EVERYTHING HE CAN TO GET HIS LEG TO THAT BOTTOM ROPE, BUT HE’S FADING AND FADING FAST!!! THIS IS THE CULMINATION OF A YEAR OF HEARTBREAK!!! LOSING THE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP, THE WAR AT PAIN FOR PRIDE, THE ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!! HARLOW REFUSES TO FALL TONIGHT!!! SHE APPLIES MORE AND MORE PRESSURE!!! XAVIER’S SO CLOSE TO GETTING THAT LEG TO THE BOTTOM ROPE… BUT THE LEG DROPS TO THE CANVAS, JUST SHORT!!!!! THE REFEREE CHECKING ON HIM!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! HE’S OUT!!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS IS OUT!!!! THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Eye of the Tiger” by New Found Glory hits as Harlow Reichert immediately releases the holds and falls back, showing that move was the last of what she had left. The referee rolls the still unconscious Xavier Williams off of the legs of Harlow as medical officials rush into the ring.)
Gina Romano: The winner of this match by the way of SUBMISSION!… HARLOW REEEEEICHERT!!!!!
Eve: Wow! Back and forth; answers upon answers for what the other threw at them! It wasn’t the way that any of us predicted this to end. We wondered what would have happened at Pain for Pride if Harlow would have been able to connect with that Wuthering Heights; seemingly in the one mistake that she made and when Xavier Williams managed to get his shoulder up after Harlow hit it tonight, you wouldn’t have been surprised if that completely took her out of this match mentally. But, instead she adapted. She faced the same moment tonight; Xavier seemingly having the answer he needed when Harlow was fingertips away from victory, but Harlow fought through!
Deadprez: That last surge of adrenaline; the will to win. Harlow refused to allow herself to suffer the same fate that she did months ago. Xavier proved his valiance; he fought until the very end. He refused to quit. But, it was Harlow catching him in a submission that he didn’t see coming. Harlow trapped both arms before locking transitioning into that Triangle Choke, giving Xavier Williams no options but to verbally submit or pass out like he did! Harlow gains her redemption for Pain for Pride! Harlow shatters that proverbial glass ceiling! There are moments that you’re able to look back at throughout your career; times where you can wholeheartedly know were the moments where you excelled further than you have before. Tonight; that right there is one of those moments for Harlow Reichert!
(Harlow has painstakingly made her way back to her feet; the exhaustion from the match is evident. The referee raises her arm high into the air as medical officials tend to Xavier Williams who has regained consciousness and is beginning to realise what just happened. Harlow makes her way to the corner, making her way to the middle rope and continues to celebrate as Xavier is helped to sit in the corner. He forces himself back to his feet, pushing the medical officials away and painstakingly turns his attention straight back to Harlow.)
Eve: You have to wonder what’s going through the mind of Xavier Williams as it all begins to sink in.
(Harlow steps back down to the canvas, turning to see the now standing Xavier standing in the middle of the ring. She doesn’t back down as “Eye of the Tiger” fades out. Xavier slicks his hair out of his face before he extends his hand.)
Xavier Williams: I’m sorry for what I did to you.
(With those words Harlow grabs the hand of Xavier as he pulls her in, whispers something in her ear before ruffling her hair and making his leave, allowing Harlow the time to celebrate her win as “Eye of the Tiger” picks back up.)
Eve: We’ve watched Xavier throughout his career break arms, end careers, but I don’t believe that I’ve ever seen the man apologise for anything that he’s done. You can see how big tonight is for Harlow; right now – this is her moment!
(Harlow makes her way back up onto the middle rope, raising both arms into the air and continues to celebrate as Xavier Williams makes his way up to the ramp; he looks back over his shoulder back down to the ring as the hint of a smile crosses his face before gingerly making his way to the back. Harlow continues to celebrate her victory as the camera slowly fades elsewhere.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for ProphetVision starring The Visual Prophet living in the 1950s. Hopefully he survives.)
(The show cuts backstage as we see a familiar face in their personal locker-room. We see an all blue interior and a bucket of ice with Crip-A-Cola in it as we watch Serena Bennett turn around and reveal her Louis Vuitton bodysuit. Serena removes her glasses as she unzips her luggage.)
Jake Mercer: Uh oh! We might see some Crip Tits if the camera man stays here for another five minutes!
Flannery McCoy: You are going to end up on a sex offender website soon enough, Jake.
Jake Mercer: Jokes on you, I’ve been on that wave! :shaq:
Stew-O: Wait what-
(Serena begins preparing for her huge title match until a booming voice pierces the room..)
???: BE-LOVED, BELOVED!
(Serena turns with a confused and disgusted face before her eyes widened and she sees The Beloved Dr. Angelo D’Angelo walking into her room.)
Serena Bennett: I swear to god, it’s always me. It’s always my locker room. Why do people just feel so damn comfortable barging into a women’s locker room where she likely would be changing clothes? What type of time y’all on?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: You know what time I stay on my beautiful Nubian Crip-tonian blue blooded African American Descendant of slave sister. Colored people time! :mjgrin:
Serena Bennett: Colored people time, huh? Well, I don’t have a lot of time tonight for anything but Eris LeCava’s stank ass.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: And stank it does. The mere smell of that pork rind riddled flesh makes my throat tighten and my nostrils flare up with discomfort. I don’t even like bacon in my house let alone inside the square rooted ring my ADOS kings and queens righteously due combat within.
Serena Bennett: Uh huh. Sure. So what’s up man? You just trying to hotep me to death or you got a reason for barging in your “Crip-tonian” sisters locker room?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: MY SISSSSSTAAAAH! :ahh:
Serena Bennett: :rih: Why are you yellin’?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: ACK! BELOVED! :ahh:
Serena Bennett: C’mon man, what’s going on?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: YOU SEE THE VISION, BELOVED?!?
Serena Bennett: I don’t got Disney+ so don’t spoil shit because ima binge watch the-
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: NOOOOO! I’m not talking about no Caucasian Anglo Saxon manufacturing live action anime comic book LIES! A universe with one REAL black super hero and thousands of flying CACS! WHY THEY DESTROY WAKANDA BUT THEY AINT DO SHIT TO BEVERLY HILLS?! TONY STARK TO ME WASN’T NOTHING BUT A BITCH!
Serena Bennett: CAN YOU STOP YELLING AND GET TO THE POINT!?!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Sheesh, no need to use such demonic language you ebony goddess queen. Allow me to get to the point. You are the most valuable woman in the roster of this benevolent empire. You literally arose from the broken slab that was Empire and casually, vastly, impactfully impacted the gross economic net worth of this entire network’s financials. You are a one of one, BELOVED! A black star that has the blue eyed devil, peckerwood, ANGLO SAXON’S FIENDING for everything you say and do. Crip-A-Cola flies off the shelves and I attribute your influence as EAW’s Undisputed Women’s Champion as merely a small factor to this. You are the biggest deals in this company and it’s about damn time this federation realizes how great you really are.
Serena Bennett: Look, Dr. Umar John-
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Common mistake. It’s THE ONE AND ONLY BELOVED BROTHER DOCTOR ANGELO D’ANGELO MUSTAFA DON DADA PAPA HAKUNA MATATA X MUHAMMAD XCALIBER THE FOURTH! Do you need my card my sister?
Serena Bennett: No I don’t think I need your-
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: SISSSSTAAAAAH!!!! :ahh:
Serena Bennett: Can you chill the fuck out?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: No need to scream Queen . I just need you to get the large picture. You more than just a Crip-tonian gangster doing battle with a bunch of PAWGS and Ava sisters. You are a crown jewel and it’s only right that you are walking into a King of Elite show with the treasure that all women desire in this business.
Serena Bennett: You talk very broadly and are long winded but I gotta say…all this is true. I am the shit, aint I?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: You are the sugar honey iced tea of the W-A-E!
Serena Bennett: WAE?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: That’s EAW spelled backwards, beloved. Want me to slow down so you can catch up or you gonna listen better so I can get you together?
Serena Bennett: Not gonna lie, you sounding like a pimp and not like a complimentary kinda way. Like you sound like you legit used to sex traffic women and shit, bro.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: AH MY SISSSSTAAAAH!!! :ahh: We SK have a past. My life before the enlighten light that shines upon me and opened up heaven’s gates for the beloved brother to become the influential man I have become was a road many aren’t blessed enough to take. I speak not just as a man advocating for the Vaniac’s leader. I speak not just as a man with a vested interest in the Propheteer’s idol. I speak not just as a congregational adviser of the V-Hive’s valiant and brave king. I do what I do to make this entire situation advantageous NOT just The Visual Prophet but ALL BLACK ELITISTS! I see the deceit in the details. I have witnessed the conditions this business has perpetuated from the outside. Soon as I arrive, what lies that have been forecasted to try and blind the eyes of THE VISUAL…plenty have been exposed. I stand with THE BLACK MESSIAH as we expose the snakes, serpents, and JUDAS characters this company proves up. This weekend, The Visual Prophet will eviscerate Karlise Jeremiah in front of management and make an example out of him as we move towards a utopian destination where BLACK KINGS AND QUEENS like The Visual Prophet will truly be free and respected.
Serena Bennett: Let me guess, I’m one of these black kings and queens you want to help out too, huh?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: WHY YES OH YES MY SISSSSSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAH!!!!! :ahh:
Serena Bennett: Yeah, you can come off annoying but I can’t front on what I’ve seen you and Viz out here trying to get done. Shea Butter Babies was brief but me and him built a nice coalition during the Grand Prix and I’m all for that man getting paid what he’s owed. As for me? Who says I need help getting my money? Who thinks I NEED you to stand up for me? To be honest, I don’t even really know what Viz needs you for because he’s strong and smart enough to get to the top by himself. Maybe you could be helpful. Maybe you are a guy that could help me and other black elitists. It’s almost intriguing to me hearing your spiel but to be real, I got enough on my mind tonight. I’ve got a bitch that stalked me and somehow has a title shot at my belt despite being gone for a long time. After I’m done with Eris…maybe we can talk.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: That’s all I need, Serena. Just a few words exchanged and a lil’ time inserted to show you why you deserve more from these Yakubian cave dwellers. These Anglo Saxon serpents in their Saks Fifth suits and their brown noses filled with booger sugar would jump off the top of the tallest buildings they can find if powerful elitists like The Visual Prophet and Serena Bennett got together and demanded more than the handouts that EAW typically gives away. They think a big check is all we ever want. Nah. I like the words equity. I like the idea of power. I love the concept of wealth of knowledge and financial wealth. We must move militant and make these people realize that this business moves as us ADOS move. We are the culture. Serena Bennett is the culture. It’s time they understand that. Don’t you agree?
Serena Bennett: Hmm…I don’t disagree.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Of course you do…good luck with your title match…
Serena Bennett: Thanks, I’ll-
Dr Angelo D’Angelo: …SISSSSSSSSTAAAAAAAH!!!! :ahh:
(Dr. Angelo D’Angelo tilts his head back and screams his last word with his mouth wide as he startled Serena with how quickly and loudly he does such for the last time. D’Angelo leaves the scene as Serena side eyes him before slowly nodding her head and getting back to her own business.)
Stew-O: That D’Angelo is a puzzling character. I don’t know if I trust him.
Jake Mercer: Does it matter if you trust him, colonizer?
Flannery McCoy: I think I’m with you Stew. Viz seemingly trusts this guy a lot but I don’t know. I feel like we can always spot a con and this guy has red flags all over him.
Jake Mercer: You both sound really :mjpls: What’s wrong with black wealth? Equality? Standing up for African Descendants of Slaves? You Anglo Saxons play your Kendrick Lamar albums and do TikTok dances but don’t pay homage, respect, or royalties to black creatives. It’s honestly disgusting.
Stew-O: Jake, I think you have us confused for someone else.
Flannery McCoy: I also think you are confusing yourself acting like you are black. Calm down JAKE.
Jake Mercer: Yea, that’s the issue. You don’t have to be black to SEE black, Flannery. I’d rather be an ally than an enemy. I’ll be on the right side of history unlike you!
Flannery McCoy: Hotep Jake Mercer everyone…
(After commentary talks amongst themselves it isn’t long before the camera transitions over over the next match card graphic which pops up to the thunderous cheers from the crowd.)
(The camera pans back to Raymond James Stadium, before cutting to the ring as we see the ropes have now been replaced with golden ring ropes, the camera really captures the ropes in great lighting as the crew finishes setting up the ring)
(The live audience continues to cheer with the excitement of the upcoming collision before we cut to our commentators James Peters, Gavin Kirkland & Eve at the desk)
James Peters: And now we have a match that I PERSONALLY have been waiting to see. A match that a lot of people think can be the measuring stick of matches here in EAW!
Gavin Kirkland: Let’s not forget Darcy May Morgan has invested A LOT into this contest! The gold ropes are a nice touch and look who is standing in the ring!
(Camera shoots to a shot of Wallace standing inside the ring with a black Tuxedo, gold bowtie, and golden cufflinks as he stands with a microphone in his hand)
Wallace: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!!! :tyson:
Crowd: :lupe: ONE FALL!!!
..(A golden spotlight hits the middle of the stage as the beginning of “Spotlight Saviour” By Iggy Azalea begins to play, it isn’t until the song kicks in where Pyrotechnics blast throughout the arena and the Golden spotlight begins to flare as Darcy May Morgan confidently steps into the spotlight holding her Cash In The Vault briefcase wearing her trademark sunglasses, and sporting new golden attire with black rhinestones on it, also with the words “Leading Lady” on the back of her tights, with each step she takes down the long ramp, pyro shots from behind her)
Wallace: Introducing first, From Kent England! Weighing in at 130 Pounds!!! “ THE LEADING LADY”!! “MISS CASH IN THE VAULT!!!!!!! DAAAARCCCCCYYYYYYYY MAYYYYYYYYY MORRRGANNNNNNNN…!!!!!!!
(As Darcy enters the ring and raises her briefcase high in the air, A golden spotlight only focuses on Darcy as everyone else is out of the picture)
Eve: What an entrance by Miss Cash In The Vault at King of Elite! A spotlight on her as she looks to do what she does best on the grand stage and make this event all about her!
James Peters: What effect will this play into Raven Roberts going into a match that seems to have Darcy at her utmost comfortability!
(“Spotlight Saviour fades out as Darcy begins to remove her shades and looks on as the gold spotlight continues to flash on her)
(The opening guitar riff for “In My Bones” begins to blast throughout the speakers and as the song kicks into gear the lighting of the stadium changes as the words “The Bird Of Prey” begins to flashes on the titantron as pyrotechnics shoot out from the stage and out steps, Raven Roberts wearing a long black leather trenchcoat, sporting wings on the back of the high collar trenchcoat as he continues her long stride into the ring focused on Darcy May Morgan)
Wallace: Introducing her opponent, originally from somewhere in kensucky, but now she from Atlanta, Georgia! Weighs in at 139 pounds..!! “The Bird Of Prey” RAVENNNNNN….ROBBBERRTSSSSS….!!!
(Raven completely ignores Wallace, as she enters the ring completely focused and ready to get the match started as she begins removing her trenchcoat and handing it to our ringside officials)
Wallace: And now. Allow me to Introduce the SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE…!!!!
PERSEPHONE!!!
(Out steps Persephone from the curtain as Raven Roberts looks on in pure disgust as she steps out overjoyed at this opportunity to officiate this contest)
Eve: Well… If things weren’t all favoring Darcy enough, now Persephone is the referee? What the hell?
Gavin Kirkland: This is match might as well be renamed the Darcy showcase because everything in the beginning stages of this contest has been a direct grave that she’s dug and planning to put Raven Roberts in it!
(Persephone stands between both competitors as the lights in Raymond James Stadium begin to focus mainly on the ring as Persephone signals for the bell as camera pans to our special guest timekeeper removes his mask to reveal Simon Cowell as he rings the bell)
James Peters: SIMON FREAKING COWELL IS HERE?
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: There’s the bell as this match, is underway! Two of the best in the world squaring off here, as they meet in the center of the ring for a collar and elbow tie-up! Raven Roberts aggressively overpowering Darcy here in the beginning in this test of might between these two ladies! Raven pushing Darcy backward! And leans her back against the ropes! Persephone calling for a clean break between both ladies as she tries to get them to get back to the center of the ring! Raven obliges to the clean break as Darcy cracks a smirk at Raven, as the two competitors tie up once again in the collar and elbow tie-up! Darcy this time quickly transitions from the tie-up as she quickly applies an armbar to Raven! Darcy gaining control of the arm Raven as she twists the arm applying pressure to the shoulder and elbow of her opponent! Raven though not trying to be in this for long as Darcy continues trying to wear her down with the standing armbar applied! Raven drops to a knee but quickly pops back up! Raven successfully executing a cartwheel with her free arm before grabbing the wrist of Darcy making sure her arm is placed behind her and bent, Raven managing to force the hand of Darcy upwards behind her as the pressure is being applied to the neck of Darcy as she quickly tries to get out of this hammerlock applied by Raven! Darcy quickly with the use of her free arm hooks the head of Raven!
Gavin Kirkland: And Darcy snapmares Raven Roberts to the canvas! Darcy quickly slaps on a chin lock with her knee placed perfectly into the spine of Raven! Darcy rearing back on that chin lock with her knee in the middle of the spine of Raven! Persephone in the face of Raven Roberts and that seems to fuel Raven as she ignores Persephone asking her if she wants to give it up already! Raven clawing at the grip of Darcy who as her hands clasped across the chin of Raven! Raven though manages to turn to her side! Darcy, with her hands still locked across the chin! Raven begins rising up to her feet! Raven up to a vertical base! As Darcy releases the chin lock and quickly transitions to a cravate! Hands wrapped around the neck as Darcy continues to apply pressure to the neck twisting her neck in an awkward position in the cravate! This move is almost like an unorthodox neck crank! Darcy tries to twist for a spinning neck breaker but Raven! Quickly pushes Darcy in the back! Darcy runs at Raven! Raven quickly with a waist lock as Darcy was swinging for a clothesline! AND RAVEN PICKS UP DARCY AND QUICKLY SLAMS HER INTO THE MAT! And quickly transitions to the legs of Darcy after wrestling her down the canvas! Raven in a dominant position placing the legs of Darcy inside her own before slapping the sides of Darcy! AND SHE TUGS ON THE ARMS OF DARCY! AND TUGS!! AND APPLIES THE SURFBOARD STRETCH SUBMISSION!! THE LIMBS OF DARCY BEING TORTURED IN THE SURFBOARD BY RAVEN ROBERTS!!!
James Peters: We are still in the early stages of this match but a Surfboard being utilized will definitely pay dividends in the long run of this match unless Darcy gives up here! Darcy as she’s being stretched manages to free one of her arms, and quickly free’s the other one. Darcy’s legs are still intertwined in the surfboard! As she quickly free’s her legs! But at the same time grabs Raven’s legs! AND QUICKLY APPLIES THE BOSTON CRAB!! Darcy trying to turn her opponent around but Raven is fighting it! And Raven quickly counters and twist to force Darcy back as she goes flying across the mat! Darcy up instantly though! As Raven rises to her feet as Darcy swings! Raven blocks! AND SHE PUSHES FORWARD HOOKING DARCY FOR A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! No Darcy counters! Blocking! The attempt before quickly grabbing Raven by the hair and slamming her down to the canvas! And Darcy smiling at Raven Roberts who immediately rushes up to her feet but Persephone gets in between them! Darcy looking to frustrate Raven! Persephone moving out of the way as Raven is met with a forearm to the face by Darcy! And Darcy pushes forward with a European uppercut to the jaw! Raven rocked as Darcy quickly grabs Raven by the wrist for an irish-whip! Raven sent into the ropes, as the momentum sends Raven forward, Darcy drops for a hurdle! Raven hurdles over her! Darcy quickly popping up to her feet! As Raven comes off the ropes again! DARCY WITH A LEAPFROG! Athleticism being shown there! But Raven off the ropes again! DARCY SHOOTS FOR A CLOTHESLINE! Raven ducks the incoming clothesline! BUT HOOKS DARCY WITH A HIP TOSS!! Darcy rising to her feet to get dropped with a BEAUTIFUL STANDING DROPKICK BY RAVEN ROBERTS RIGHT TO THE FACE OF DARCY!! Darcy dropped immediately as Raven, making her way over to Darcy scrambling to her feet, and Raven locks in a clinch! We know how brutal she can be in this clinch!
Eve: Darcy in danger, as Raven utilizing some dirty boxing in the clinch with forearms to the face of Darcy! And then she follows it up with a knee to the body! AND RAVEN WITH ANOTHER PUNISHING KNEE TO THE BODY OF DARCY!! Raven quickly out of the clinch applies a front facelock! She could be looking for a suplex! LIFTING DARCY UP IN THE AIR! Darcy dropping down behind Raven! Darcy scooping Raven from the side! AND QUICKLY DROPS HER SPINE FIRST ACROSS THE KNEE FOR A BACKBREAKER!! Raven immediately rolling around the canvas holding her back after being dropped across the knee of Darcy! Darcy enjoying her work but continues to pounce as she looks down at Raven! AND she JUMPS FOR A BOOT CRASHING DOWN OVER THE SPINE OF RAVEN ROBERTS!! And Darcy! SHE! She begins applying a Bow and Arrow! Darcy kneeling on the back of Raven Roberts! She hooks the head with one of her arms, and now she grasps the legs of Raven AND SHE ROLLS BACK!! FULLY COMPLETING THE HOLD!! Raven Roberts completely suspended as the back is being targeted with this bow and arrow! Darcy pulling on the head and legs simultaneously applying further pressure and just torturing Raven Roberts and she’s enjoying every single second of it! Persephone asking Darcy if she’s ready to give it up and you know she’s enjoying every single second of this punishment being administered by Darcy! Roberts refusing to quit as a look of determination crosses her face! As Raven! Claws away the grip of Darcy from her head! Freeing her head as she sits up and leviates that pressure, BUT RAVEN QUICKLY JUMPING-ON DARCY!! Forearms OVER THE TOP!! Raven with vicious forearm strikes to the face of Darcy!
Persephone: I WILL DISQUALIFY YOU!!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven! Quickly shoots a look at Persephone as she backs up! Raven pulling Darcy up by her hair! BEFORE SHE QUICKLY IRISH WHIPS HER INTO THE CORNER! Darcy’s back and the back of her head and neck hitting the turnbuckle hard! Raven walking over, as she lifts Darcy onto the top turnbuckle! Raven climbing! And Raven! LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!! BUT DARCY!! WITH A FOREARM TO THE MID-SECTION! AND ANOTHER! DARCY FIRING WITH SHOTS TO THE BODY OF RAVEN! Raven releasing the front facelock! Both women on the top turnbuckle! Raven, WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE OF DARCY! RAVEN ANSWERING THE CHALLENGE! DARCY USING HER HEAD AS A WEAPON WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE FACE OF RAVEN!! Raven rocked but doesn’t fall off the top turnbuckle! DARCY WITH ANOTHER HEADBUTT!! RAVEN STILL HOLDING ON BARELY! AND DARCY PULLING RAVEN UP! And SHE DELIVERS ANOTHER SKULL SHATTERING HEADBUTT!!! RAVEN FALLS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CRASHES HARD INTO THE CANVAS!!! Darcy perched high! She now notices Raven is down as she stands! Looking up around this stadium! She owns it! She knows this is her moment! AND DARCY!!! SHE FLIES FOR A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! THE GRAAANNDDD FINALLLEEEEEE!!!! RAVEN!!! SHE COUNTERS IT!! AND SHE CAUGHT DARCY IN A TRIANGLE!!! OH MY GOD!! A TRIANGLE CHOKE APPLIED DEAD CENTER IN THE RING OFF A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! WHAT A COUNTER!! RAVEN!! TRYING TO PASS THE ARM OF DARCY OVER FOR MORE LEVERAGE!!! Darcy however trying to fight it! She’s going to continue to try and fight out of this for as much as she can! Not letting Raven get her arm to pass through the triangle! Darcy pushing upwards to force the shoulders of Raven down on the mat! THE REFEREE COUNTERS!
Persephone: ONEEEE…TWO!!
Gavin: RAVEN POPS HER SHOULDERS UP OFF THE CANVAS!! As soon as she does that allows Darcy just enough room to push upward enough to a vertical base! DARCY!! BEGINS STOMPING ON THE FACE OF RAVEN!! REPEATED!! VICIOUS CURB LIKE STOMPS TO THE FACE OF RAVEN ROBERTS UNTIL SHE FINALLY RELEASES HER OUT OF THE TRIANGLE!!! Darcy with those ruthless stomps to the face of Raven and Persephone was certainly enjoying that! Darcy, getting her wits together before pulling Raven up to her feet! Raven still rocked after those shots as Darcy whips Raven Roberts into the nearest corner! And Darcy firing off with a brutal European uppercut! Darcy now begins to lift Raven Roberts onto the top turnbuckle! These women going exactly right back to the top rope! This time Darcy on the offensive end! Darcy climbing up the top! AS SHE’S LOOKING TO GO FOR A FRANKENSTEINER!! As she’s setting herself up though! Raven with a short punch to the ribs! AND RAVEN WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE!!! AND SHE PUSHES DARCY OFF!! Darcy falling to the mat! Raven dropping to the apron! As she tries to catch her breath! OUT OF NOWHERE!!! SUICIDE SPEAR BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!! DARCY RUNNING RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE CATCHING RAVEN ROBERTS FLUSH AS BOTH WOMEN GO CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!!
James Peters: Raven Roberts crashed hard! Both women crashed hard on the outside floor as the audience is enjoying this contest! It’s been hard-hitting and physical and I don’t think we’ve seen the best of this match yet! Persephone in the ring, as both women lay on the outside! She’s hesitant to count! As Darcy! Darcy rising up! As Raven is down on all floors! Darcy looking around at the timekeepers’ area! As she walks past Simon Cowell and SHE HAS A STEEL CHAIR!! But this isn’t just any normal chair! That chair is pink and has razors glued to it! Almost like the whip she uses! Darcy walking over as the fans are not trying to have to witness a disqualification! Persephone is too much of a mark to realize she’s a referee and she has a count to enforce! DARCY!! DARCY RAISING THE STEEL CHAIR HIGH IN THE AIR!!!! AND SHE BRINGS DOWN THE CHAIR WITH RAZORS GLUED TO THE SEAT DOWN ON THE BACK OF RAVEN ROBERTS OH MY GOD!!!! Darcy immediately looks at Persephone! AND PERSEPHONE ALLOWING THIS!! THIS ISN’T RIGHT, THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING TO CONTINUE AFTER DARCY BLATANTLY USED THAT GOD AWFUL WEAPON!! RAVEN’S CHANCES JUST GOT SLIMMER!! AND DARCY!! CONTINUALLY BRINGING DOWN THE CHAIR ACROSS THE SPINE!!!! RAVEN’S BACK GETTING CUT TO SHREDS AS BLOOD BEGINS TO TRICKLE ACROSS HER SIDE!!! RAVEN TURNING OVER TO STOP THE PUNISHMENT ON HER SPINE AND SHE’S MET WITH SHOTS TO HER TORSO!!! OH MY GOD, THIS IS GROTESQUE!!
Audience: OHHHH!!!!!
Eve: Raven’s upper body has seen better days! What a vicious assault with that chair! This match is left to the referee’s discretion has now taken a violent turn! Darcy dropping that chair before focusing on the Spanish announcer’s desk! And Darcy begins to uncover the table! Removing the monitors! As Raven continues to wither in pain! Darcy picking up Raven. And SHE SLAMS HER HEAD OFF THE ANNOUNCERS DESK! Before placing her on the table. Darcy going to make sure Raven stays down as she follows it up with swift shots to Raven as she lays prone on the table! Darcy begins to climb on top of the barricade! Darcy! Standing on top of the barricade with her back turned to a Raven who is showing zero signs of life! AND DARCY!! SHE BACKFLIPS OFF THE BARRICADE!! STANDING MOONSAULT DOUBLE KNEE DROP TO THE RIBS AND THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS DESK!!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT A MOVE BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!! AND THE AUDIENCE HAS BECOME UNGLUED AFTER THAT MOVE!!! DARCY!!!! SHE’S FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THAT TOO!! WE HAVE TO TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THAT AMAZING MOVE!!
(The special King Of Elite double feature replay brought to you by Cyberpunk shows in slow-motion the moonsault double knee drop as both women go crashing through the table, before cutting back to real-time as Darcy is leaning on the apron and Raven is down on the outside floor)
Eve: What a move! But this match should have been over! This isn’t an extreme rules match!
Gavin Kirkland: This is DARCY’S match! And she’s going to do whatever it takes to see it to the end as a victor! Darcy grabbing Raven up! And she sends her inside of the ring! Raven! Showing that fighting spirit and will to compete! Blood coming out of the mouth from what obviously has to be some kind of internal injuries! Darcy! WITH A STEP UP KNEE STRIKE TO RAVEN!!! Raven drops to a knee! AND DARCY RUNNING FOR THE DON’T!!!! DISS!!!! DARCY!!! SHINING WIZARD TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL!!! RAVEN!!! SHE DUCKS!!! HOW DID SHE KNOW THAT SHINING WIZARD WAS COMING!! Darcy missed! She’s shocked but she turns CODEBREAKER!!!! RAVEN CONNECTS WITH THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!!!! HOW?!! HOW IS RAVEN STILL COMPETING? RAVEN!! OBVIOUSLY FEELING EVERYTHING THAT HAS BEEN DISHED OUT IN THIS MATCH! Darcy rolling herself to the apron to avoid being pinned but she’s rocked after a sudden Codebreaker and just like that this match has changed again! Raven! Crawling her way to the apron! As she tugs on the hair of Darcy! DARCY QUICKLY PUSHING HER OFF! FACE ACHE!!! BICYCLE KICK!!!! RAVEN DUCKS!!! AND CONNECTS WITH ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD OF DARCY!!! Darcy drops on the apron!! Both women not in the ring! Teetering on the outside! BUT RAVEN!! SHE HOOKS DARCY BETWEEN HER LEGS!!! FRONT FLIP PILEDRIVER!!! CANADIAN DESTROYER SPIKING DARCY MAY MORGAN’S HEAD ON THE RING APRON!!! MY GOD!!! RAVEN ROBERTS!!! SHE JUST!!!! SHE DELIVERED WHAT COULD BE THE KILL SHOT OF THIS MATCH!!! AS DARCY!!! DARCY FALLS COMPLETELY OFF THE APRON AND CRASHES TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!! PERSEPHONE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! Darcy is out cold on the floor! Raven, gingerly, sporting a crimson torso and back because of Darcy and rolls Darcy inside of the ring! The fans have been on edge for this match, not knowing who to root for! Raven! Sits in the corner! Holding her torso! She’s looking to end this match right here, right now! Darcy, pushing herself up off the canvas, slowly but surely rising to her feet as Raven begins to yell she turns! TALON!!! SINGLE-LEG SHOT KICK BOOT TO THE HEAD!!! DARCY DUCKS!!! Raven before she can turn… DON’T DISS DARCY!!! SHINING WIZARD TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL OF RAVEN!!! DARCY HOOKS THE LEG!!!
Persephone: ONNNEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOO…. KICKOUT!!! DARCY CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!!
Eve: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!! I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT!! SHINING WIZARD DELIVERED BY ONE OF THE BEST TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL USUALLY SPELLS DOOM BUT TONIGHT RAVEN SURVIVES!! Raven has gone through absolute hell here tonight! Both these women have gone through absolute hell tonight in what has been a back and forth hard-hitting affair! Darcy, she can’t believe it before she makes her way outside of the ring! And Darcy scrambling outside of the ring and grabs the Cash in the Vault briefcase! Darcy with that briefcase in hand! Slides inside of the ring with it! And she’s waiting! Patiently for Raven to rise up to her feet! Raven, having to use the ropes to pull herself up, she sure as hell isn’t getting checked on by Persephone! Raven, pulls herself up with all the strength she has left! DARCY SWINGS THE BRIEFCASE AT THE SKULL OF RAVEN! RAVEN DUCKS THE INCOMING STRIKE! WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK TO THE RIBS OF DARCY!! Darcy backing up! BEFORE RAVEN TAKES HER DOWN WITH THE THESZ PRESS! AND RAVEN IS RAINING DOWN VICIOUS STRAIGHT RIGHT HANDS TO THE FACE OF DARCY!!! OPEN PALM STRIKES!! THEN CLOSED FIST SHOTS!!! THEN FOREARMS!! RAVEN IS GOING ABSOLUTELY BALLISTIC AS DARCY IS TRYING TO BLOCK THESE STRIKES BUT RAVEN IS RAINING DOWN AND UNLOADING!!! Raven stopping the assault! Both women scramble to their feet!! RAVEN WITH A SHORT INSIDE LEG KICK!! Darcy firing back with a KNEE TO THE BODY!!! Raven immediately backs up into the ropes! Darcy making her way over to Raven who is hunched over after that shot to the already ravaged body! BUT RAVEN IMMEDIATELY SNATCHES THE ARM OF DARCY AND BEGINS WRESTLING HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! RAVEN IS LOOKING FOR THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!!! DARCY TRYING HER BEST TO FIGHT IT!!!! RAVEN RELENTLESS IN HER PURSUIT!!! DARCY WITH A PUNCH RIGHT TO THE JAW OF RAVEN!!! RAVEN IMMEDIATELY BACKING UP!! AS DARCY SWITCHES FOR A WAIST LOCK!!! THE GO BEHIND IS SUCCESSFUL!!!
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN!! COUNTERS WITH A GO BEHIND OF HER OWN AND TRANSITIONS SUCCESSFULLY INTO A FULL NELSON!! RAVEN TRYING TO GO DRAGON SUPLEX!!!! RAVEN LIFTING DARCY!!! BUT DARCY COUNTERS IT INTO A VICTORY ROLL PINNING ATTEMPT!! SHOULDERS DOWN!!
Persephone: ONNNEEEE….TWOOOOOOOO…….
James Peters: SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS!! Both women scramble to their feet, AND THIS MATCH JUST TURNS INTO AN ALL-OUT HOCKEY FIGHT!!! A STANDOFF IN THE RING AS BOTH WOMEN BEGIN TRADING SHOTS!!!! NON STOP! RAPID FIRE ACTION!! HARD HITTING STRIKES BEING THROWN!! RAVEN WINNING THE BATTLE!!! JUMPING KNEE TO THE FACE! KNEE TO THE BODY!! AND A LEG SWEEP TO DROP DARCY DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! Raven still continuing to fight on in this match! Darcy rising up! BEFORE RAVEN LIFTS DARCY ONTO HER SHOULDERS!!!! USHIGOROSHI!! FIREMAN’S CARRY NECKBREAKER!! DARCY LANDS ON HER FEET!!! AND SHE CATCHES RAVEN WITH THE FACE ACHE!!! BICYCLE KICK CONNECTS!!!! Darcy GOING UNDERNEATH RAVEN!!! AND PRESSES HER UP!!! SHE’S GOING FOR THE CURTAIN CALL!! THAT GO TO SLEEP!!! RAVEN COUNTERS INTO AN ARM DRAG!!! Sending Darcy across the ring! Darcy quickly up to her feet! AND BOTH WOMEN RUN!! RUNNING CLOTHESLINES AS THEY TAKE EACH OTHER OUT!!! Darcy and Raven Roberts showed up to King of Elite to beat the hell out of each other and that is exactly what they’ve done! Both women using the other to rise up to their feet! A war of attrition ladies and gentlemen right here at King of Elite! RAVEN HOOKING DARCY IN THE CLINCH!!! AND RAVEN!! REPEATED KNEES TO THE FACE!! RAVEN WITH RUTHLESS KNEES!! MUSTERING UP ANY LAST BIT OF ENERGY SHE CAN IN A VIOLENT STRIKING ASSAULT!! KNEES!!! ELBOWS!!! HEADBUTTS!! ALL IN THE CLINCH!!! DARCY STILL ON HER FEET.. Raven.. Running after backing up for distance! TILT A WHIRL STUNNER!!! BEAK BREAKER!!!! AS DARCY IS SENT OVERHEAD CRASHING INTO THE MAT!! Raven signaling that the end is near! Raven, wasting so much time due to the punishment she has sustained in this match! Raven making her way to the outside apron before climbing the nearest top turnbuckle! Raven slowly, climbing, pain on her face, she knows this is her moment to get the job done as Darcy is laying prone dead center on the canvas! RAVEN IS PERCHED HIGH!!!! STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE!!! AND SHE FLIES FOR RAVEN’S WINGS!!! SPIRAL TAP FROM THE TOP ROPE CRASHING INTO THE MID-SECTION OF DARCY MAY MORGAN!!! WHAT A MOVE!!! RAVEN… SHE’S SLOW TO THE COVER, BUT SHE MANAGES TO FINALLY HOOK THE LEG!!
Persephone: ONNNEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOOOO
THREE!!!!
Eve: NO!! RAVEN!! THIS WHOLE AUDIENCE!! THEY CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN HAS KICKED OUT!!! SHE KICKED OUT OF RAVEN’S WINGS!! RAVEN!!! SHE ISN’T TOO SURE ON WHAT TO DO AND THE LOOK ON HER FACE SHOWS IT!! SHE THOUGHT SHE HAD THE VICTORY RIGHT THERE BUT NO!!! DARCY POPS HER SHOULDER RIGHT OFF THE CANVAS!!! Raven, the wheels turning right back as she quickly snaps back into this match. Raven beginning to make her way to the apron again! This time with a more sense of urgency! Raven a little faster! She could be trying for Raven’s Wings again! DARCY!!! RISING UP OFF THE CANVAS BEFORE RAVEN CAN SET HERSELF ON THE TOP!! TTYN!!!! TALK TO YOU NEVER!!! KNOCKOUT BLOW!! RAVEN OUT ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! Darcy climbing, and she applies a front facelock to Raven! Both women! Perched at the top!! AND DARCY TRIES FOR A SUPERPLEX!!! BUT RAVEN BLOCKS!! BOTH WOMEN STANDING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AS.. OH MY GOD!! NO!! RAVEN NOW TRIES FOR A SUPERPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!! THIS WOULD BE CATASTROPHIC!!! RAVEN PULLING ON THE TIGHTS OF DARCY!! BUT DARCY WON’T ALLOW IT!!! DARCY WON’T ALLOW RAVEN TO SUPERPLEX HER TO THE FLOOR!! DARCY!!! WITH A HEADBUTT TO RAVEN!!! JUST USING HER HEAD AS A WEAPON!!! AS RAVEN RESPONDS WITH A HEADBUTT OF HER OWN!!! AND BOTH WOMEN SIMULTANEOUSLY AT THE SAME TIME DELIVERING HEADBUTT’S!! WHEN WILL IT END!!! BLOOD TRICKLING DOWN THE SKULL OF DARCY!!! RAVEN SENDING ANOTHER HEADBUTT!!!! AND RAVEN DELIVERING ANOTHER FINAL HEADBUTT!!! AND DARCY!! FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! SHE JUST CRASHES!!! DARCY CRASHING TO THE CANVAS!!!
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN IS LEFT STANDING!!! RAVEN!!! ON THE TOP ROPE!!! BUT SHE ISN’T MOVING FAST ENOUGH!!! RAVEN!! NOTICING THE SITUATION! GATHERING HERSELF BEFORE SETTING UP ON THE TOP ROPE ONCE AGAIN!! RAVEN’S WINGS!!!! DARCY MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!! DARCY MANAGES TO MOVE AS RAVEN CRASHES AND BURNS!!! Darcy, grabbing Raven up to her feet, going underneath! PRESSING HER UP!!! THE CURTAIN CALL!!! INVERTED GO TO SLEEP CONNECTING!!! DARCY HOOKS THE LEG OF RAVEN ROBERTS!!!
Persephone: ONNNEEEEE…..TWWWOOOOOOOOOOO…….THRREEEE—-
James Peters: IT’S NOT OVER!!! RAVEN ROBERTS KICKS OUT!!! AND DARCY CANNOT BELIEVE IT, THESE TWO HAVE THROWN ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING AT EACH OTHER!! YOU HAVE TO WONDER WHEN WILL THIS END!!!!??!?!! Action like this you’ll only find at King of Elite! By two of the best in the world! Darcy, with the wheels turning in her head! She exits the ring! Darcy going underneath the ring, this match wasn’t supposed to be as violent as it has been but Darcy said to hell with the rules! And Raven, ever the competitor refusing to stay down despite the savage attack on her upper body! Persephone looks like she just wants this to end!
(Suspense in the crowd picks up, as Darcy pulls out a black bag)
James Peters: Whenever someone pulls out a bag like that, I know violence is coming! Darcy! Sliding in the ring with that bag! AND POURS OUT!!! THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF SHARDS OF GLASS!!! GLASS SHARDS BEING SPREAD ACROSS THE RING!!! Persephone doesn’t know if she enjoys this or is sick to her stomach! Darcy, makes her way over to Raven! Grabbing her up! PLACING HER BETWEEN HER LEGS! She looks at the glass shards! BEFORE MUSCLING RAVEN UP TO HER SHOULDERS!! SHE’S GOING TO POWERBOMB RAVEN INTO THOSE GLASS SHARDS!!! RAVEN QUICKLY DROPS DOWN BEHIND DARCY!! OVERWHELMING HER!! THE AVIARY!!!! CROSSFACE CHICKENWING APPLIED!!! AND NOW!!! SHE TRIES TO WRESTLE HER DOWN!!! DARCY FIGHTING!!! RAVEN WRESTLES DARCY DOWN AND PLACES HER FACE DOWN ONTO THE GLASS SHARDS!!! AND RAVEN BRIDGES!!! FURTHER PUSHING AND PUNISHING DARCY AS HER FACE IS GETTING CUT BY THE GLASS SHARDS AS MUCH AS SHE TRIES TO STRUGGLE OUT OF THE CHICKEN WING!! RAVEN’S BACK IS ALSO GETTING CUT UP!!! BUT SHE’S ON DOMINANT POSITION WITH THE AVIARY!!! DARCY KICKING HER LEGS!! BLOOD IS PROFUSELY POURING OUT OF EVERY PART OF DARCY’S FACE AS THE GLASS CONTINUES TO PIERCE HER FLESH!!!! AND…. DARCY!!! SHE…. SHE PASSES OUT!!! DARCY PASSES OUT IN THE GLASS SHARDS!!! PERSEPHONE!!! HESITANT TO CALL FOR THE BELL!!! BUT SHE CALLS IT!!! THIS IS OVER!!! RAVEN ROBERTS HAS DONE IT!!!!
(The crowd cheers to a LOUD mixed ovation as “In My Bones” By The Score Blast throughout Raymond James Stadium as Darcy May Morgan continues to lay face planted into the shards of glass as medical personnel begins to tend to her and Persephone refuses to raise Raven’s hand as she immediately storms out of the ring as Gina Romano is seen back as she announces the victor)
Gina: HERE IS YOUR WINNNER…… BY TECHNICAL KNOCKOUT…!!!! RAAAAAVEEEEENNNNN…..ROOOOBBBBEERRRTTTTTTSSSSS…!!!!
James Peters: MY God! That might! EXCEEDED! SHOCKED! AND ENTERTAINED YOU! What a match here tonight at King of Elite between the BEST, AND I MEAN THE BEST DAMN WRESTLERS NOT JUST IN EAW BUT THE ENTIRE PLANET!
Eve: Darcy did everything she could, but Raven, didn’t use not one single weapon in this match, went through hell, paid an unbelievable price and the reward is the victory here tonight, a high profile victory at King of Elite!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s matches like this that make champions, and that’s why Raven is a former World Champion! The ability to withstand, and Darcy despite this loss could achieve that same feat, but I don’t know with how badly she was beaten her tonight!
(Raven struggles up to her feet as new officials come down to check on her and raised her hand as Darcy is also being tended to as officials are wiping blood off of her face as the last shot before we fade elsewhere)
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(The scene opens backstage, where Alissa Brady is at her consultant desk.)
*KNOCK! KNOCK!*
Alissa Brady: Come in!
???” Hey baby!
(Alissa recognizes the voice as she looks up and gives a fake smile.)
(Ronan Malosi enters the picture, ready for his tag title match later on tonight, and of course carrying his Feud Of The Year award.)
Alissa Brady: Oh, wow, Ronan. :eye_roll: What are you doing here?
Ronan Malosi: I would think that you’d want to be in the presence of the next Unified Tag Team Champions. It’s not too late for you to realize that you were wrong about me all along?
Alissa Brady: Wrong about you with what?
Ronan Malosi: You called me a loser back in November. Meanwhile, I’m already in a Unified Tag Team Championship match. Also, I’ve been killing it as your replacement before you’re healed enough to go back to the restaurant. Kevin praised me during the last shift. I knew that he would come around. Perhaps, this role of interim manager is going to be permanent by the end of the month. :wow:
Alissa Brady: There’s a reason why you’re referred to as interim and not a permanent position, Ronan. I’ll be more than ready to go by the end of the month and more than prepared to take my spot as General Manager.
Ronan Malosi: When I become Unified Tag Team Champion, I expect for business to pick up and that’s going to make Kevin a happy man. I expect you to roll around too, because we all know you want a piece of THIS! Especially after I’m an award winner, and champion, while being the General manager at Applebees? You can’t resist.
(Ronan smugs arrogantly.)
Alissa Brady: You’re right.
Ronan Malosi: YOU’RE JUST JEALOU–WAIT…WHAT?!?! :krabs:
Alissa Brady: Maybe you’re right.
(Alissa unbuttons the top button of her shirt, and she reveals cleavage in front of Ronan, who is shocked as he didn’t expect this at all, He was more than ready to get told to leave or get slapped.)
Ronan Malosi: I can–I can–I ca–I–I can’t beli–I can’t believe Luc–I can’t believe Lucas Johnson goofy lookin ass treated a woman like you like dirt. :wow:
Alissa Brady: Let’s just say that Lucas didn’t know how to handle a woman like me.
Ronan Malosi: I knew you would always come around. Chicks dig the hot takes. :blessed: :blessed: :blessed: So that means you aren’t mad at me for everything anymore?
(Alissa grabs Ronan by his forearm. Ronan looks down and his eyes widen like a deer at what is happening.)
Alissa Brady: How could I stay mad at you?
(Ronan swallows spit very hard and you can hear it. He begins to sweat.)
Alissa Brady: What’s the matter? Where’s that confidence you always had when hitting on me?
(Ronan sweats a bit more as Alissa grabs him by the waist.)
Alissa Brady: WHAT THE?!
Alissa Brady: Is something poking me in my thigh?
(Alissa looks down.)
Alissa Brady: Is that another Feud of the Year award down there or are you just excited? :mjlit:
(Ronan turns away, trying to avoid the awkwardness. He’s never been in this state of shock before.)
Ronan Malosi: I NEED SOME AIR! EXCUSE ME!
Alissa Brady: Just relax, Ronan. Relaxxxxxxxx. It’s just you and me. We’ve been around each other enough.
(Alissa notices Ronan has been staring at her chest an awful lot, and she gives a side smile.)
Alissa Brady: My eyes are up here.
Ronan Malosi: My eyes are down there.
Alissa Brady: Like what you see? How would you like to feel?
(Ronan’s eyes widen again.)
Ronan Malosi: :comeagain:
Alissa Brady: You heard me.
(Alissa pushes her chest forward with her cleavage showing. Ronan is hesitant as he put his hands out.)
*BANG!*
Ronan Malosi: Aren’t you going to get that?
Alissa Brady: Aren’t we in the middle of something?
Ryan Wilson: (On the other side of the door) STUPID DARN KEY!! COME ON, OPEN!!!
Alissa Brady: OH NO! Act natural!
(Alissa buttons her shirt back up, as Ronan is secretly throwing a fit his moment was interrupted.)
(Ryan gets the door open and walks in and sees both Alissa and Ronan standing a few feet from one another, with almost suspicious behavior like they’re hiding something.)
Ronan Malosi: Fuck that bit–HI, RYAN! BUDDY! PARTNER!
Ryan WIlson: Something going on here?
Alissa Brady: Just discussing the celebration plans next week on Showdown after you guys win the titles. We’re just brainstorming.
Ronan Malosi: YES! Brainstorming! That’s all we were doing! Totally!
Ryan Wilson: Well alright, Alissa, come with me, we got some business to discuss.
Alissa Brady: Yes sir.
(Ryan goes out the door first, Alissa looks back at Ronan.)
Alissa Brady: I only date winners. Good luck out there tonight. 🙂
(Ronan looks on shocked as all of his dreams just may come true tonight. The camera then fades back to the ring.)
(As the camera fades back to the ring as the next match graphic is shown on screen)
(“Value” By A$AP Ferg hits, as the entire stage glows in blinding Vegas gold lights with red flashes that dance in fluctuating brightness upon the bass of the music. Smoke slowly begins to rise up to the stage and it increasingly billows through the curtain until the entire stage is completely covered. Flames start pulsing up and down on the stage, and Mr. DEDEDE trolls out with confidence, scanning the arena with an ominous glare, before continuing to the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for.. ONE FALL!!! And it is for the EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! Introducing first.. From The Ryan Adams estate of Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic!!! Weighing in at 218lbs.. He is the Chairman of EAW!!! THE GAWD!!! MR. DEDEDE!!!!
Stew-O: Here we go! This is going to be one of the more personal matchups tonight, as this man, Mr. DEDEDE wants to demonstrate why he is levels above guys like Andre Walker. Weeks ago, Mr. DEDEDE spoke about how the public referred to 2020 as a failure of a year for him, and how he intended on changing that this year in 2021. It was Andre Walker who came out, and wanted to give Mr. DEDEDE advice on what he should do in order to turn things around, but Mr. DEDEDE didn’t take a liking to that, because he felt disrespected seeing how a New Breed Competitor thought that he could understand what the GAWD was going through!! DEDEDE has put Andre Walker through hell ever since, and he can put the final nail in the coffin by taking that New Breed Championship away from Walker!!
(“Father Stretch my Hands pt. 1,” by Kanye West hits, as the virtual crowd erupts into cheers. The camera pans out in the arena, as we see Andre Walker being lowered down from the top of the arena, wearing an all-white leather jacket that’s lined with fur and gold trim.)
Jake Mercer: What’s going on!?! He can’t be serious right now! Wait a second.. What’s that!?!
(We then see an Elephant emerge onto the stage, as Andre gets lowered down onto the Elephant. He sits on the large animal, as he begins to burn sage in his hands. Smoke is coming from his hands, as the elephant begins to walk down the ramp with Andre Walker on it’s back.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent.. From Brooklyn, New York!! Weighing in at 185lbs!! He is the EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION!!! THE NOTORIOUS!!! ANDRE!!!! WALKER!!!!
Jake Mercer: Does this man think he’s Prince Ali from Ababwa??
Stew-O: No idea, but what I do know is that Andre is headed into one of the biggest matches he will ever fight in style!! And look, he’s got that sage burning to clear all of the bad energy that Mr. DEDEDE has brought into this arena.
(The elephant stops by the ring, and Andre Walker jumps off and lands on the ringside floor. The elephant is then helped backstage by some crew members, as we see Mr. DEDEDE confused by what’s going on. Andre Walker slides into the ring and turns around to reveal an image of Mr. DEDEDE on the back of his leather jacket. Below the image of Mr. DEDEDE is text that reads “RIP BOZO”. Mr DEDEDE tries to act as if he doesn’t care for the jacket, but the picture placed on it could easily become a meme that goes viral in a few days. Andre then takes off his leather jacket, tosses it off to the side, then unstraps his New Breed title before raising up in the air in front of the chairman. The referee is then handed the championship, then raises the New Breed Title high up in the air.)
Jake Mercer: This is going to bite Andre in the behind.. You don’t mess with the GAWD like this.
Flannery McCoy: I actually enjoyed this entrance. But we’ll see if Andre competes as well as this entrance was prepared.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell and this one is underway! Andre Walker immediately charges in at Mr. DEDEDE- Wait! The chairman just rolled out of the ring!! The chairman instantly rolled out of the ring after Andre Walker went right for him! Over the past few weeks, we have seen Mr. DEDEDE not only cheap shot Andre Walker, but also cost Andre a victory in the main event of Dynasty against Xander Payne last week, where he held onto the ankle of the champion to prevent him from beating the 10 count at ringside, then speared the reigning New Breed Champion into the steel steps right afterwards. It’s clear to see that Andre Walker is ready to seek his revenge against the chairman for his actions, but Mr. DEDEDE isn’t letting this match get started that way!
Flannery McCoy: Mr. DEDEDE backs away from the ring and smirks out towards Andre Walker, and we can see right now, that Andre doesn’t look too happy about the way this match is starting out. The New Breed Champion instantly drops to the canvas and rolls out of the ring in pursuit of Mr. DEDEDE!!! However, it’s DEDEDE who runs away and cuts the corner around the steel steps! Andre is not too far behind, as DEDEDE slides back into the ring! A few seconds later, it’s Andre who slides in as well.. BUT HE’S MET WITH A VICIOUS STOMP TO THE BACK BY MR. DEDEDE BEFORE HE COULD EVEN GET UP TO HIS FEET!! The chairman is simply just pelting the New Breed Champion with these stomps right now, but somehow, Andre is able to work up to his hands and knees. Mr. DEDEDE instantly turns around and runs to the ropes! The chairman bounces back as Andre manages to get back up to his feet.. RUNNING BIG BOOT TO THE FACE BY MR. DEDEDE!!
Stew-O: NO!! Andre Walker managed to do a dive roll underneath the leg of Mr. DEDEDE, then springs up to his feet as Mr. DEDEDE runs right into the ring ropes. The chairman turns around.. SHARP FOREARM TO THE FACE BY ANDRE WALKER!!! Another!! And another!! Andre has Mr. DEDEDE leaned back against the ring ropes, as he grabs the chairman by his arm and whips him to the ropes at the other end! Mr. DEDEDE hits the ropes and bounces back.. SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE ABDOMEN OF THE RUNNING MR. DEDEDE!!! That shot drops the chairman down to his knee as he clutches at his stomach in pain!! Andre Walker notices the position that Mr. DEDEDE is in right now and instantly turns around to run to the ropes that were behind him! Walker rebounds off of the ropes with tremendous speed.. BUT MR. DEDEDE POPS UP TO HIS FEET AND CONNECTS WITH A BACK BODY DROP THAT HAS ANDRE WALKER CRASHING BACK FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!! Walker slowly works up to his hands and knees. Meanwhile, Mr. DEDEDE begins to run to the ropes. Walker stands up to his feet while clutching at his lower back in pain. DEDEDE bounces back.. JUMPING SHOULDER BLOCK BY MR. DEDEDE ONTO ANDRE WALKER SENDS THE CHAMPION BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS IN AN INSTANT!!
Jake Mercer: The decorated Mr. DEDEDE has done so much in his career. Winning multiple championships in EAW, GAW, and BGW, but nothing would feel greater than for him to dethrone Andre Walker for the New Breed Championship after Andre disrespected Mr. DEDEDE by comparing himself to the GAWD a few weeks ago on Dynasty!
Flannery McCoy: GAW? BGW? :comeagain:
Jake Mercer: You don’t know? GAWD Answers Wrestling and Backyard GAWD Wrestling. I understand not knowing about BGW since DEDEDE competed in Backyard GAWD Wrestling when he was a teenager in the 60s, but GAW shoul-
Flannery McCoy: Just shut up.
Stew-O: Back in the ring it’s evident that Andre Walker took quite the shot when he got dropped by Mr. DEDEDE’s shoulder block. The New Breed Champion remains on the ground as the chairman walks around towards his head. DEDEDE reaches down and grabs Andre Walker, then brings him up to his feet. DEDEDE then lifts Andre Walker up into the air as he has the champion held up high in a vertical suplex position!! This doesn’t look good for Andre as the chairman slowly walks Andre towards the center of the ring as Walker is held upside down!! SITOUT VERTICAL SUPLEX BY MR. DEDED- NO!!! ANDRE WALKER MANAGES TO SLIP FREE AND LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND MR. DEDEDE!!! SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY ANDRE WALKER!!! IT CONNECTS!!! That shot drops the chairman down to his knees, as he grabs at his head in pain. Andre quickly gets back on the attack as he doesn’t allow DEDEDE any time recover from that superkick by connecting with a picture perfect snap kick to the spine of the kneeling Mr. DEDEDE!! That kick has DEDEDE yelping out in pain as he drops down onto his hands and knees in the ring!
Flannery McCoy: Andre walker quickly makes his way around the body of Mr. DEDEDE then wraps his arms around the chairman’s waist. He lifts DEDEDE up to his feet, but keeps his arms wrapped around the body. Andre lifts.. GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB BY ANDRE WALKER!!! Andre just slammed Mr. DEDEDE right into the canvas of the ring just now with tremendous force!! Walker now runs to the side ropes.. SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT BY ANDRE WALKER!!! IT CONNECTS AS HE LANDS DIRECTLY ONTO MR. DEDEDE!!! Walker hooks the legs!!!
OOOOONN-
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT BY MR. DEDEDE AT 0.5!!! If Andre held DEDEDE any longer, he could have reached a one count, but the chairman kicks out before the referee could slap the mat!!
Stew-O: We can see the frustration build up on the face of Andre Walker as he realizes it’s going to take so much more than that to put DEDEDE away. Walker gets to his feet, and grabs DEDEDE by the head and pulls him up to his knees, but DEDEDE begins to fight back with multiple body shot punches onto Andre!! These punches are connecting perfectly, as Mr. DEDEDE works up to his feet and continues to strike Andre with these boxer-esque strikes to the body! He’s really putting everything into each one of these strikes as the continue to force Andre back!! Kick to the stomach by Mr. DEDEDE!!! SNAP DDT BY THE CHAIRMAN, AND ANDRE WALKER’S FACE PLANTS RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Mr. DEDEDE quickly lays right beside Andre Walker who is belly down in the center of the ring after that snap DDT seconds ago. And what’s this? No, don’t disrespect Andre like this DEDEDE!! No, he’s palming the back of Andre’s head and pressing the champion’s face right into the canvas!! DEDEDE gets right in Andre’s face as he continues to press it into the ring!!
Mr. DEDEDE (Off-Mic): Do you really think the GAWD would lose that easily!?! Trying to pin me like that?!? I’m nothing like you or anyone in this company for that matter. No matter what you managed to do for yourself in 2020, you could never even be a fraction of the man that I am. Not mentally.. Not Physically.. And on top of that, my dick is bigger too! You don’t come close to the GAWD Andre!!!
Jake Mercer: It’s true, I actually found out on this wrestling fan website that DEDEDE has a huge-
Flannery McCoy: I’m going to stop your right there..
Jake Mercer: I was going to say the website said DEDEDE has a huge advantage over his opponents due to his abnormal resilience, speed, and tactical sense.
Flannery McCoy: Oh nevermind. I thought-
Jake Mercer: Oh and his dick was GAWDgantuan too :mjlit:
Stew-O: Back to the action in the ring! Mr. DEDEDE finishes his words and shoves Andre’s face even harder into the mat as he presses his hands against the back of Andre’s head while getting up to his feet. Mr. DEDEDE then stomps down onto the lower back of Andre who looks defeated right now. The chairman then walks over to the other side of the ring, where he squats down and stalks his opponent!! We all know what DEDEDE is planning right now!! Andre is slowly working up to his hands and knees, then up to his feet.. DEDEDE charges in… SPEAR!!! SPEAR BY MR. DEDEDE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! Andre Walker leapfrogs over Mr. DEDEDE as the chairman crashes shoulder first into the middle turnbuckle!! With the amount of speed that spear had behind it, Mr. DEDEDE was really trying to snap Andre Walker in half! Luckily for Andre, he managed to get out of the way just in time!! Mr. DEDEDE looks dazed and confused now after hitting the turnbuckles as hard as he did. Coming in with that much force had to have taken a lot out of the chairman just now, and I believe Andre is noticing this as he turns his head over his shoulder and sees Mr. DEDEDE struggling with his face up against the middle turnbuckle. Andre takes a few steps towards the opposite corner, then turns around to face Mr. DEDEDE. What does Andre have planned here!?! This doesn’t look good at all for the chairman.. Andre charges in!!! GRIMSEVER!!! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF MR. DEDEDE’S HEAD!!! THE SKULL OF THE CHAIRMAN JUST GOT DRILLED INTO THAT TURNBUCKLE AND HE DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!
Stew-O: Andre Walker looks down at Mr. DEDEDE and notices the GAWD is barely conscious. The New Breed Champion now begins to scale up to the top rope! He’s setting up for the Dawnbreak- WAIT!! MR. DEDEDE JUST SLID UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPES AND IS STANDING AT RINGSIDE!! Even while being nearly out of it, Mr. DEDEDE manages to display his incredible ring awareness by getting himself out of harm’s way!! He avoided that Dawnbreaker completely by exiting the ring! Smart move by the chairman right there! However, it doesn’t seem like Andre was too fond of that. No matter what Andre has done so far in this match, he hasn’t been able to keep the chairman down. Andre leaps off of the top rope and lands on his feet in the center of the ring. Mr. DEDEDE is down at ringside, clutching at the back of his head. DEDEDE is definitely playing it smart right now by utilizing this 10 count at ringside to recover after getting drilled in the back of the head by that bicycle kn- ANDRE WALKER JUST LEAPED OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTED WITH A TOP CONE HILO ON MR. DEDEDE BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!
Referee: ONE.. TWO.. THREE.. FOUR..
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker gets back up to his feet first as Mr. DEDEDE is struggling to get up at ringside. Andre grabs DEDEDE by the hair and brings the chairman up to his feet!! ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY ANDRE WALKER!! That shot sends Mr. DEDEDE up against the barricade that surrounds the ring at ringside!! DEDEDE is leaned up against that barricade, as Andre steps up to him.. AND CONNECTS WITH A SNAP KICK TO THE RIBS!! Andre then follows up with sharp forearms to the head of Mr. DEDEDE as he begins to break down the chairman right before our eyes!! Andre isn’t letting up as he continues to deliver these forearm strikes! There’s a lot of built up frustration between these two from these past few weeks, and we can see it start to unfold right now as Andre hasn’t even stopped his attack on the chairman!!
Referee: FIVE.. SIX.. SEVEN..
Stew-O: Finally, Andre Walker stops as he notices the ring out count starting to get close to that 10 count. Andre quickly slides into the ring, then slides back out as he still has so much more unfinished business to take care of against Mr. DEDEDE!! DEDEDE gets himself away from the barricade as he stumbles towards Andre Walker.. AXE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY ANDRE WALKER ONTO MR. DEDEDE!! IT CONNECTS AND THE CHAIRMAN NEARLY FALLS OVER!! But look! Andre follows it up with a discus elbow stri-
Flannery McCoy: NO!! Out of desperation, Mr. DEDEDE does a quick level change as Andre Walker spins and misses the discus elbow completely.. AND MR. DEDEDE FOLLOWS UP WITH A SPEAR AS HE DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO THE ABDOMEN OF ANDRE WALKER AND SENDS WALKER INTO THE STEEL STEPS BEHIND HIM!! THIS IS DEJAVU FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPION AS HE NEARLY GETS BROKEN IN HALF LIKE HE DID WHEN DEDEDE SPEARED HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS ON DYNASTY THIS PAST WEEK!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AT RINGSIDE!!!
Referee: ONE.. TWO.. THREE..
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE looks exhausted right now, as he stares down at the broken body of Andre Walker. Andre hasn’t moved at all since getting speared into those steel steps, and judging by the way he looks, he may just stay there until the 10 count!
Jake Mercer: But the title can’t change hands by way of countout Stew! Mr. DEDEDE needs to figure out a way to get Andre Walker back into that ring!
Flannery McCoy: For once, you are speaking straight facts Jake! If DEDEDE wants to take that title away from Andre like he said he would, he’s going to need to get Andre into the ring soon!
Referee: FOUR.. FIVE.. SIX.. SEVEN..
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE reaches down and grabs Andre Walker by the head. The chairman manages to get Andre up to his feet, then slowly stumbles his way over to the side of the ring where he slides Andre through the bottom ropes and into the ring. Mr. DEDEDE looks groggy still, but he also gets back into the ring and hooks the legs of Andre Walker!! NEW CHAMPION!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! ANDRE WALKER HAS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!! ANDRE WALKER HAS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES AND THE REFEREE NOTICES THIS BEFORE THE THREE COUNT!! Mr. DEDEDE looks at Andre’s foot and his face tells the entire story. The chairman is completely shocked that Andre was able to get the rope break just then! I don’t know if it Andre knew what was going on, or if it was instinct, or if it was just a shot in the dark that paid off, but Andre managed to save himself and his reign from Mr. DEDEDE just now!! Mr. DEDEDE rises up to his feet, and grabs Andre Walker by the head and hair, bringing the champion up to his feet as well. Andre is barely able to stand up, but Mr. DEDEDE whips him hard towards the corner!! Andre crashes up against the corner turnbuckles, as Mr. DEDEDE charges in!! RAPTURE!! HELLUVA KICK TO THE HEAD BY MR. DEDEDE CONNECTS AND ANDRE WALKER IS SEEING STARS!!! Mr. DEDEDE backs out of the corner, lifts his right hand up towards Andre, and repeatedly curls his fingers back signalling for Andre to come to him. Andre steps out of the corner groggily as he stumbles right towards Mr. DEDEDE!!! SCOOP SLAM BY THE CHAIRMAN!! HE JUST PLANTED ANDRE WALKER RIGHT INTO THE RING!!! Andre lays flat in the center of the ring, as Mr. DEDEDE runs to the ropes! He rebounds back.. CORKSCREW ELBOW DROP!!!
Stew-O: NOBODY HOME!! MR. DEDEDE MISSES THE CORKSCREW ELBOW DROP AFTER ANDRE DODGES IT BY ROLLING OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!! Mr. DEDEDE is clutching at his elbow in pain, as Andre is laying belly first on the canvas of the ring. The champion is breathing heavily, and trying to find the strength to get back up to his feet as Mr. DEDEDE tends to his hurt elbow! Both of these men have put each other through hell during this match, and I don’t know how much more they can take! Andre slowly gets up to his hands and knees, then up onto one knee.. WAIT NO!! MR. DEDEDE WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST THAT CATCHES ANDRE WALKER RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!! Andre gets sent falling off to his side as he falls down to the canvas of the ring. Andre slowly works his way back up to his feet however- BUT MR. DEDEDE IS THERE TO CONNECT WITH A JUMPING FOREARM SMASH THAT SENDS ANDRE WALKER BACK TOWARDS THE RING ROPES!! Andre hits the ropes and bounces back towards Mr. DEDEDE.. DEMOLITION!!! THE DIAMOND CUTTER BY MR. DEDEDE!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! ANDRE WALKER SHOVED MR. DEDEDE OFF OF HIM BEFORE HE COULD FINISH THE MOVE AND THE CHAIRMAN SLAMS BACK FIRST AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Andre is barely able to stand, as Mr. DEDEDE slowly works up to his feet while clutching at his lower back in pain! Andre grabs DEDEDE from behind and spins him around! Kick to the abdomen by Andre Walker!! DARK FANTASY!!! THE STUNNER CONNECTS, AND MR. DEDEDE IS STUNNED!!! Mr. DEDEDE stands groggily in the center of the ring, about to fall over, but Andre quickly kicks DEDEDE in the stomach once more! He pulls the chairman in.. THUNDERBOLT TEMPO!!! THE BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS AS DEDEDE’S HEAD GETS DROPPED DOWN INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH FULL FORCE!!! Andre slowly gets back up to his feet, as Mr. DEDEDE is down in the center of the ring!! Andre quickly grabs Mr. DEDEDE by the waist, and uses whatever strength he has left to lift the chairman upside down!! ANDRE WALKER IS GOING TO DO IT!! He’s going for it!!! DRE WALKER 3000!!!! THE STYLES CLASH CONNECTS!!! Andre transitions himself and Mr. DEDEDE into a pinning combination!! WALKER IS GOING TO RETAIN AGAINST MR. DEDEDE!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!! KICKOUT BY MR. DEDEDE!!! THIS MATCH CONTINUES ON!!!
Jake Mercer: THE RESILIENCE OF THE GAWD! IT’S UNMATCHED!!
Flannery McCoy: NOBODY CAN BELIEVE THAT MR. DEDEDE JUST KICKED OUT AFTER BEING HIT BY 2 SIGNATURES IN A ROW FOLLOWED BY A FINISHER!!!
Stew-O: Andre Walker definitely can’t believe it either. His face looks like he has seen a ghost, but that’s no ghost!! That’s the GAWD and GAWD IS NOT DEAD!! NOT AFTER ALL OF THAT!! Andre Walker gets back up to his feet after a moment. He’s drained, he’s exhausted, but he’s still fighting the fight of his life right now!! He grabs Mr. DEDEDE by the hair and attempts to bring DEDEDE up to his feet as well, but it’s DEDEDE who connects with an uppercut to the jaw of Andre!! DEDEDE’s kneeling with his face pressed against the body of Walker as the New Breed Champion is clutching at his jaw in pain!! DEDEDE now manages to get up to his feet, but Andre with a sharp forearm to the face of Mr. DEDEDE!!! And Mr. DEDEDE responds with a forearm shot of his own!!! Andre stumbles back, but then responds with another forearm shot!! DEDEDE gets hit hard, but he also follows up with a second forearm shot!! Andre nearly loses his footing.. BUT THE CHAMPION STAYS STANDING AS HE GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF MR. DEDEDE’S HEAD!!! NO!!! Mr. DEDEDE dodges it with a combat roll evasion!! DEDEDE gets back up to his feet as Andre turns around.. AND MR. DEDEDE CATCHES ANDRE WITH A REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE KICK ACROSS THE FACE THAT SENDS THE CHAMPION DOWN TO HIS KNEE!!
Flannery McCoy: Mr. DEDEDE quickly grabs Andre by the back of the head, brings him back to his feet, and walks him towards the corner!! AND MR. DEDEDE BASHES ANDRE’S HEAD AGAINST THE TOP TURNBU- NO!! ANDRE PLANTS HIS FOOT ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AND GRABS THE TOP ROPES TO PREVENT HIS HEAD FROM HITTING THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! Back elbow to the face by Andre Walker!!! Again!! And now Mr. DEDEDE releases his grip on Andre’s head. However, this leaves an opening for Andre, as he now grabs DEDEDE by the head.. AND ANDRE SMASHES IT AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE!! AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!!! Andre turns Mr. DEDEDE’s body in the corner as now Mr. DEDEDE is leaned up against the corner. The chairman looks broken and battered right now, as Andre Walker backs away from the corner. He’s staring Mr. DEDEDE down from the other end of the ring! What does the New Breed Champion have in mind right now!?! Andre charges in!!! RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF MR. DEDEDE WHO IS LEANED UP AGAINST THE CORNER!!!
Stew-O: NO!! Mr. DEDEDE gets out of the way just in time, as Andre lands on the middle ropes in the corner!! Mr. DEDEDE moved off to the side and fell to his knee right by the side ropes of the ring. DEDEDE uses those ropes to help get himself back up to his feet, as he turns around to make his way back towards Andre!!! BUT ANDRE WALKER WITH THE MOONSAULT REVERSE DDT!!! WALKER JUST PLANTED THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S HEAD INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!
Flannery McCoy: There is so much riding on this match right now!! Mr. DEDEDE spoke about how he wasn’t happy with how people considered 2020 a failed year for him, and it was Andre Walker who wanted to give the chairman advice!! DEDEDE didn’t take Andre’s words the right way, and because of that, DEDEDE wants to make sure Andre is put in his place!! In DEDEDE’s eyes, Andre isn’t anywhere near the level that he is, and he took Andre’s words of advice as disrespect!! Meanwhile, Andre has been a victim to Mr. DEDEDE’s attacks and with the New Breed title on the line this has become a personal battle that neither man wants to lose!!! DEDEDE trying to prove a point to Andre, while Andre is trying to prove a point himself!! Both men are down, and the referee has no choice but to begin counting since neither man is moving!!!
Referee: ONE.. TWO.. THREE.. FOUR.. FIVE.. SIX..
Jake Mercer: Finally some movement can be seen by both men as they slowly work their way up to their hands and knees!!
Referee: SEVEN..
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE manages to grabs a hold of the side rope, as he turns his head and sees Andre Walker trying to get up. Mr. DEDEDE is now up to one knee.
Referee: EIGHT..
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker has also made it up to one knee, but he doesn’t have the ropes to assist him! He needs to hurry!! At the other end of the ring, DEDEDE is still down on his knee, staring at Andre Walker!!!
Referee: NINE..
Jake Mercer: ANDRE MAKES UP TO HIS FEET!!! DEDEDE IS STILL DOWN!!
Referee: TE-
Stew-O: AND MR. DEDEDE GOES TO A FULL SPRINT FROM HIS KNEES AND CONNECTS WITH A SPEAR!!! SPEAR BY MR. DEDEDE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THAT SPEAR HAD SO MUCH POWER BEHIND IT THAT IT BLASTS ANDRE WALKER THROUGH THE ROPES AS ANDRE HITS THE RING APRON, THEN FALLS DOWN TO RINGSIDE!!! Mr. DEDEDE tries to catch Andre before Andre could go through the ropes, but he doesn’t catch Andre in time!! Mr. DEDEDE is freaking out and clutching at his head in frustration since he knows he must bring Andre Walker back into the ring if he intends on leaving the Raymond James Stadium with the New Breed Championship!!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four..
Jake Mercer: The GAWD exits out of the ring, barely able to stand a ringside. He stumbles his way over to Andre Walker, then grabs the champion by the head! DEDEDE raises Andre up to his feet, then slowly walks the champ over to the side of the ring!! DEDEDE slides Andre into the- Wait no!! Andre with a back elbow to the stomach of Mr. DEDEDE!!! DEDEDE clutching at his stomach in pain, as Andre Walker drops down to his knees! Andre is holding his ribs as he is definitely feeling that spear! But Andre fight through the pain and gets back up to his feet!! SUPERKICK TO THE FACE BY ANDRE WALKER!!!! Mr. DEDEDE is leaned up against the ring apron!!!!
Referee: Five.. Six.. Seven..
Stew-O: Andre grabs DEDEDE by the tights, and slides him into the ring!!! Andre again drops down to his knee as he clutches at his midsection in pain!!
Referee: Eight..
Flannery McCoy: And now, Andre forces himself up to his feet once more, as he grabs up at the side ropes and uses them to pull himself up onto the ring apron!! Andre stumbles on the ring apron, as he ends up by the corner!!! Andre scales up to the top rope!!! Meanwhile, Mr. DEDEDE has gotten up to his feet, but he’s bent over from exhaustion!!! Andre leaps into the air.. THE DAWNBREAKER!!!! CANADIAN DESTROYER ON MR. DEDEDE CONNECTS!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE IS OUT COLD!!! IT CAN’T END THIS WAY FOR THE GAWD!!!! ANDRE HOOKS THE LEGS!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Father Stretch my Hands Pt. 1,” by Kanye West hits, as the crowd erupts into cheers. Andre Walker rolls off of Mr. DEDEDE as both him and the chairman are seen breathing heavily after their war in the ring tonight. Andre slowly gets up to his feet where he is handed the EAW New Breed Championship by the referee who then raises Andre’s hand in the air.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… AND STILL!!!! EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION!!! THE NOTORIOUS!!!!!!! ANDRE!!!! WALKER!!!!!!!
Stew-O: This has to be the biggest win of Andre Walker’s young career!!! For weeks, he has been downtalked and mistreated by the Chairman of this company for simply trying to lend some help.. This was a match where Andre Walker proved that he is amongst the best in this company!! Defeating the likes of Mr. DEDEDE is no joke, and Andre did it with the New Breed title on the line, live on Free Per View!!
Flannery McCoy: If you don’t believe that Andre Walker is the blueprint for what the New Breed Championship stands for, then you don’t know wrestling!! This man, fought a long road that went through Justin Windgate, W1LH3LM, Shawn Sturgis, Jalyn Garcia, and Bronson Daniels.. It was a road that saw failure time and time again, but no matter how many times Andre Walker failed, he found a way to become the New Breed Champion by defeating Bronson Daniels earlier this season, and since then, he has proven to be an illustrious champion in our history books!! He is a prime example that no matter how many times you fail, you can still rise above and become greater than anyone ever expected!! This was the biggest match of his career, and he put it all on the line to become victorious!! Whether Mr. DEDEDE wants to accept it or not, Andre’s advice a few weeks back may have been something to listen to seeing how Andre has managed to turn himself from a failure to NEW BREED ICON TONIGHT!!!
Jake Mercer: As much as I wanted DEDEDE to win tonight, I have to agree! Andre Walker has just done something so impressive, that he truly is everything that you want in a New Breed Champion!
Stew-O: The question is, where does Andre Walker go from here? Where does Mr. DEDEDE go from here? We’ll find out soon, but for now, let’s celebrate this remarkable victory by Andre tonight!!!
(Andre Walker is seen standing on the top rope, as he raises his New Breed Championship in the air. The virtual crowd cheers loudly after witnessing such an incredible match. Andre turns his head over his shoulder and sees Mr. DEDEDE still out cold, and a smirk emerges on his face. The satisfaction of getting back at Mr. DEDEDE after all that Mr. DEDEDE has put him through over the past month is evident right now, as Andre has just experienced one of the greatest moments of what looks to be like a promising career. The screen fades to black.)
(A commercial for Health Insurance starring Chris Elite. #RIPBOZO)
(The camera opens up into a locker room, seeing The Maidens Of Malpractice, Alexis Chambers and Dr. Bethany Blue getting ready for their match. The scene shows them stretching and whatnot, they’re clearly taking their tag opportunity seriously, while also being a little flirty with each other. Alexis stops for a bit, takes a deep breath, and goes to her bags, taking out a water bottle which she drinks out of. Bethany notices that, she gets up and goes next to Alexis.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Honestly, I feel like we’re overprepared… I mean do we really have any threats in this match?
Alexis Chambers: I’d answer that, but you’re heavily breathing. Want some?
Dr. Bethany Blue: Lexi, that’s unhealthy. Especially since we’re stuck in a pandemic! I always bring water with me. :wow:
Alexis Chambers: Then drink water.
Dr. Bethany Blue: I’m afraid that a doctor can take no breaks.
Alexis Chambers: A doctor should know good and well how important being hydrated is, I know how focused you are on this match, so am I, but drink some water.
Dr. Bethany Blue: You have such a way with words.
Alexis Chambers: Especially when I yell out cuss words.
Dr. Bethany Blue: :whoa:
(Bethany takes out a bottle of water out of her bag and starts drinking it, but not for long since a knock on the locker room door is heard.)
Alexis Chambers: I hope to god it’s not Chained Fury
???: Yes it is!
(Ronan Malosi and Ryan Wilson walk into the locker room, the team is dressed in casual street clothing. They’re all smug and Ronan is laughing… probably because the Maidens are women.)
Ryan Wilson: While I should be congratulating you in some way for winning… I feel like I shouldn’t.
Ronan Malosi: I mean DUHHH, Ryan, they barely even won! And if it wasn’t for the referee conspiring against us, we would’ve won.
Alexis Chambers: :comeagain:
Dr. Bethany Blue: :mjlol:
Ronan Malosi: Oh, you don’t believe me? CARLTON!!! SHOW THEM THE FOOTAGE!!!
(Silence.)
Ronan Malosi: CARLTON!!!! WHERE ARE Y–
???: Right here, sir.
(Carlton quickly runs into the locker room with a camera in one hand, and an iPad in the other. Carlton opens the iPad with his face and then signals Ronan to open the video. Malosi does, to which then Carlton shows the Maidens the footage. The clip shows exactly what was seen on TV, with Maidens escaping just before Chained Fury, except it’s badly edited to show that Chained Fury got out first.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: :mjlol:
Alexis Chambers: :mjlol2:
Ronan Malosi: :comeagain: What are you laughing at, rightless wo–
Ryan Wilson: :whoa:
Ronan Malosi: …beautiful women???
Dr. Bethany Blue: For someone who now thinks COVID-19 isn’t an actual thing and goes to parties in the first place without a mask… I don’t even know how I am surprised that you can be so stupid to think that we’d fall for that.
Ryan Wilson: Look, just… Ignore Ronan… he’s a bit stupid. All we’re saying is, there won’t be a repeat of Showdown tonight. Because tonight, we’re walking out the NEW Unified Tag Team Champions!
Alexis Chambers: Haven’t you said that every time you’ve had a title match and lost all of them?
Ryan Wilson: Excuse me?
Alexis Chambers: HAVEN’T YOU SAID THAT EVERY TIME YOU’VE HAD A TITLE MATCH AND LOST ALL OF THEM??!??!?!?! CHAINED FURY IS FUCKING GARBAGE AND CHAINED FURY WILL NEVER WIN ANY TITLES AND THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE WILL DO WHAT THEY SET OUT TO DO SINCE ALIGNING, WINNING THE TAG TITLES AND RULING THE TAG TEAM DIVISION AND WE WILL ONCE AGAIN PROVE THAT CHAINED FURY IS A JOKE LIKE THE COOL SEXY BEASTS THAT WE ARE!!!!!! Loud enough for you, you piece of trash?
(Bethany goes over, trying to cool down Alexis, while Ronan is laughing in the background, signaling his cameraman to laugh along with him, but Carlton is very obviously scared.)
Alexis Chambers: Now what’s so funny you fucking cotton-headed ninny muggins?
Ronan Malosi: :whoa:
Carlton: **in deep pain**
Alexis Chambers: Shut the fuck up before I put you in your place.
Ryan Wilson: Ms. Chambers, I recommend you calm down before it gets worse.
Alexis Chambers: Oh what will you do to me, Ryan? Are you going to kidnap me again? I know you aren’t able to be racist to me like you’ve been all week to IDOL-GUN although you’re wishing so hard to be, you waste of cum.
Ronan Malosi: What did she say? :comeagain:
Alexis Chambers: I said this.
(Alexis throws the opened water bottle into Ronan, making him all wet and in the process possibly damaging Carlton’s equipment who was right next to him.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: LEXI!!! Look, I know Chained Fury are bee-itches but you don’t need to do this! That water is not totally clean and what you just did to Ronan is exactly like if you coughed on him! Be safer, don’t just be oblivious to this pandemic like Ronan is.
Alexis Chambers: I wouldn’t be mad if he got it. Natural selection.
Dr. Bethany Blue: :whoa:
Ronan Malosi: Look Bethany, it’s fine. Even if this is all a government ploy to scare us – open your third eye – Alexis is crazy and all that, so of course she would do something like this. I was going to change in a bit anyways. No worries. *whispering* Although the thought of punching a woman seems interesting.
Ryan Wilson: Alright what you guys just did to my partner, despite whatever he is saying right now, is unacceptable. I will be taking action.
Alexis Chambers: Ohhh take whatever action you want Ryan. Fucking take me again because this time you’ll end up with a death sentence, but you know what? Your hobo ass has done a lot to me now that I think about it. You DID NOT have MY BACK LAST SEASON!!!! DON’T THINK I FORGO–
Ryan Wilson: Look… Ms. Chambers, I apologized for that a long time ago.
Alexis Chambers: WELL SOMETHING LIKE THAT, IS SOMETHING YOU DON’T JUST GET OVER LIKE THAT, YOU DUMBASS.
Ryan Wilson: Look, look, you’re just a loose cannon and a disrespectful disgrace for Showdown. You attacked me for no reason!! And you know what, how about I speak the what kids say nowadays Hashtag F-A-X about you, Alexis Chambers? And I feel like Bethany should hear this loud and clear while I’m at it. You, Alexis, are dragging down Bethany Blue from her FULL, untouched, and very bright future. There, I said it.
Dr. Bethany Blue: :skip:
Alexis Chambers: :skip: So that’s why you were literally trying to murder me? So Bethany can reach her FuLL PoTEnTiAL? Well, you should know better because Bethany and I will reach our full potential by fighting by each other’s side, whether it takes does or does not take a longer time. Got that? And the attempted murder is something I will NEVER forget and NEVER get over because of how traumatizing it was, but yet the company did NOTHING about it! And I seriously need to step in.
Ryan Wilson: Hey, look, chill. You’re not thinking clearly enough. I mean, hey, our boss and my amazing name twin Ryan Adams did that with Kassidy Heart, so it’s fine, there’s nothing wrong… alright…????
Alexis Chambers: Two wrongs don’t fucking make a right. And either way, the difference is that you two left me for DEAD tied up in the fucking cold. But no, Ryan, I’m still in the wrong for RAISING MY TONE WHEN TALKING TO YOU?? WHAT DOES IT TAKE FOR THIS COMPANY TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT AND TAKE YOU OUT OF THIS SPOT AS GENERAL MANAGER BECAUSE YOU’RE RUINING THIS FUCKING BRAND AND MY FUCKING CAREER. LOOK AT MY BROTHER!!!! HE’S ABOUT TO BECOME WORLD CHAMPION ON VOLTAGE WHILE I’M STUCK ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN BRAND HAVING TO FIGHT IDIOTS LIKE YOU AND RONAN WHEN ME AND BETHANY SHOULD BE AT THE TOP NOT BRONSON FUCKING DANIELS!!! YET HERE WE ARE NOW, I LITERALLY HELPED IN KEEPING YOU AS GENERAL MANAGER BACK AT TERRITORIAL INVASION BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU HAD A LITTLE BIT OF THOUGHT BUT IT SEEMS LIKE I WAS COMPLETELY WRONG NOW, WASN’T I? I MEAN WHO AM I EVEN TALKING TO IF WE DIDN’T DO THAT RONAN MALOSI WOULD’VE BEEN THE NEW GENERAL MANAGER AND I HONESTLY CAN’T FIGURE YOU WHAT’S WORSE. Ugh. I need a break.
Ryan Wilson: You truly do, Alexis. And as I said, I’ll take action. Alexis Chambers, YOU’RE FIRED!!!
Dr. Bethany Blue: :mjwhat:
Alexis Chambers: What? I- I’m fired? You just FIRED ME…?
Ryan Wilson: That’s exactly what I d–
(Alexis Chambers gives Ryan the hardest slap he’s ever had to take, which leaves his cheek red. Ryan just shrugs it off but is clearly in pain.)
Ryan Wilson: Come on Ronan, we’re out of here.
Dr. Bethany Blue: WAIT!!
Ryan Wilson: I am not making any negotiations.
Dr. Bethany Blue: I- I don’t want to make any.
(Ryan Wilson turns around and Bethany, with tears in her eyes, throws the opened water bottle she’s had earlier in her hand right into the head of the Showdown General Manager, splashing him, Ronan, and Carlton with water, but mostly Ryan.)
Ryan Wilson: Interesting. Don’t make me do something you’ll later regret like Alexis did, Ms. Blue.
(Chained Fury close the door on their way out, while the Maidens look heartbroken at each other. Both have tears coming out of their eyes.)
Alexis Chambers: So… so what do we do now?
(Alexis brushes a tear from her eye as Bethany bursts down. Bethany tightly hugs Alexis to give some closure.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Look, I don’t know… but we’ll figure it all out together. Not Ryan, not Ronan not anybody can tear us apart.
Alexis Chambers: I love you. 😥
Dr. Bethany Blue: I love you too. :frowning: But, let’s go become Tag Team Champions, you’re still in the match. And that’s what matters right now, completing our main goal together.
(Alexis hugs Bethany back, as the scene fades back to ringside.)
(Coming to ringside, the camera comes upon Stephie Love standing in the ring ready to announce the next match.)
Stephie Love: The following match is a Straight-Jacket Match and it is for the Universal Women’s Championship! The rules of the match are as follows: anything goes, and the only way to win is by securing your opponent completely within the straight-jacket!
(“Call Me” by Blondie blasts into the arena and the crowd erupts into a reaction for Eris LeCava, who comes out with a reassuring nod as she spots the straight-jacket laid over the top turnbuckle in one of the corners of the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, the challenger… from Tampa, Florida… weighing 115 pounds…. “The Anti-Vixen” ERIIIIISSSS LECAAAVVVAAAAA!!!
Stew-O: Ever since Eris LeCava returned to EAW at Road to Redemption, it’s been a crazy couple of weeks for Serena, who Eris made the object of her obsession! But after finally making it clear that she wasn’t interested in Eris that way, Eris has promised to be the downfall of Serena!
Flannery McCoy: I’m not sure why she wasn’t able to take the hint when Serena first said that she wanted nothing to do with her – I’d say that Eris has no one but herself to blame for the way she took things, as Serena gave her chance after chance to step back.
Jake Mercer: The heart wanted what the heart wanted! But whether that comes back to bite Serena tonight or not, we can’t say for sure. However, I believe Eris has only just gotten started with everything she’s done up to this point – there’ll be more to come tonight!
(Eris enters the ring eyeing the straight-jacket before she faces the stage once her music fades out, which immediately gets her attention as she knows Serena is on her way out. “Surfin’ [ft. Pharrell Williams]” by Kid Cudi begins to play to an enormous reception for the champion as she comes out from the back!)
Stephie Love: And her opponent, from Compton, California… weighing 114 pounds… SHE IS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION….. SEREEEENNNNAAAAA BENNNNNEEEETTTTT!!!
Flannery McCoy: But I think Eris was out of line when she said that Serena was anything like the women Eris was used to in the past, simply because Serena turned down her advances. Serena is one of the hardest working Elitists around, and she’s really straight forward, and I have no doubt she’s looking to be done with this chapter of her reign once and for all.
Jake Mercer: While that may be the case, Eris seems to be interested in giving her a wake-up call of sorts – that Serena truly just might not be the Elitist that so many view her as, as Eris sees her completely different! If she’s able to accomplish that feat, what does that mean for Serena?!
Stew-O: That’s something that’s a tough task for anyone, no matter who they might be! Serena has made it this far into her career for a reason, and it’s because she’s stayed true to herself regardless of any obstacles in her way – I don’t think that changes for Serena regardless of the outcome. But she’ll definitely be out to prove that not only is she ready to move on from Eris, but that no matter what anyone has to say, that she’ll go down as one the best! With a Universal Women’s Title reign currently sitting at 182 days and all that she’s accomplished, I believe we’ll see Serena doing everything to continue on at the top!
(Serena enters the ring to her usual fanfare of the crowd singing along to her music, and she looks Eris up and down from across the ring before the title is handed off and the bell is rung!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: This first-ever straight-jacket match is underway, and you can hear the eagerness to witness history in the making from the crowd as they’re buzzing with excitement!
Flannery McCoy: AND SERENA COMES RIGHT OUT THE GATE WITH A RUNNING FRONT DROPKICK WHEN ERIS LUNGED TO LOCK UP! THAT SENDS ERIS BARRELLING INTO THE CORNER AND SHE HITS THE TURNBUCKLES, WHERE SERENA RUSHES HER BY RUNNING IN AND SPRINGING OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE WITH A HIGH KNEE STRIKE!
Jake Mercer: ERIS GETS CAUGHT ON THE CHIN AND HER HEAD SNAPS BACK, BUT SERENA IS FAR FROM DONE! SHE STARTS SENDING REPEATED KNEE STRIKES TO THE GUT, SURPRISING THE HELL OUT OF THE FORMER VIXEN’S CHAMPION! I think this just speaks to how fed up and frustrated Serena is with all of Eris’ actions over the last month, as she holds nothing back here in the early going! AND NOW SERENA SNAPMARES HER OUT THE CORNER TO SEAT HER ON THE MAT AND THERE’S A WICKED KICK TO THE BACK!!
Stew-O: Serena dashes across the ring in a hurry before hitting off the ropes and coming back with a low dropkick to the face that sends Eris hitting the mat before she ultimately has to retreat from the ring, rolling out under the bottom rope!
Flannery McCoy: Eris looks a little thrown by the sudden surge of offense there from Serena, but I’m not sure what else she could’ve expected after everything she did to essentially terrorize the champ!
Jake Mercer: It seemed like she really did care, honestly! 😔 But it was just a little too much for Serena’s liking as we saw over the past couple of weeks, and as we’re seeing now! Serena throws herself back into the ropes to gain some momentum before darting across the ring to go after Eris who’s on the outside, but Eris grabs Bennett’s legs on the baseball slide and whips her out onto the floor!
Flannery McCoy: Serena crashes with a nasty thud and Eris takes the opening by unleashing a targeted kick at the champion’s ribs! The force behind it sends Serena rolling over there in the ringside area, and now Eris comes down on the middle of her back with a stomp! She looks pretty pleased with herself for someone who had been so set on sharing with the world every week just how much she adored Serena.
Stew-O: And when confronted with the question of her love for Serena being a ruse, she couldn’t believe that was even a thought anyone was having! But it really makes everyone wonder how true that is as she sure did find herself here with this unique opportunity at the end of it all, didn’t she? And it’s one she looks to capitalize on, as she drags Serena up by her hair and slams her face off the apron!
Jake Mercer: Serena tries to stumble away but Eris still has a grip on the blue hair of the champion, who finds herself taking another slam to the apron face-first! AND ERIS WHIPS HER AROUND BEFORE SENDING HER SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS THAT ARE JUST NEARBY!!
Stew-O: A BRUTAL COLLISION THERE FOR THE DEFENDING SERENA BENNETT, AS SHE ALMOST INSTANTLY PULLS BACK CLUTCHING HER SHOULDER! Serena is clearly in pain- AND ERIS FOLLOWS UP WITH A BICYCLE KICK RIGHT TO THE SHOULDER THAT WAS RAMMED INTO THE STEPS AS SERENA IS SAT BACK AGAINST THEM!! ERIS DELIVERS A NUMBER OF STOMPS TO THE CHAMPION WITH NO SIGN OF LETTING UP, DESPITE THE REFEREE CALLING FOR HER TO BRING THE ACTION BACK INTO THE RING!!
Flannery McCoy: And there’s no way that’s happening right now with a woman like Eris LeCava! She’s looking to put Serena through as much hell as possible and she’s in the perfect position right now to do so; she won’t give up an advantage like that. I mean, just look at the way she’s in Serena’s face while she’s grabbing her hair, yelling at her for the apparent emotional damage that she feels Serena’s inflicted upon her! We know it’s not true, but Eris just won’t let it go!
Jake Mercer: Mind games or not, it’s driving Eris enough for her to want to be Serena’s downfall! LeCava slams Serena’s head back against the steps before snatching her up to her feet and she rolls her into the ring, before going under the ring and retrieving…. a chair! Eris slides in with the chair- RUNNING SENTON WITH THE CHAIR! THE CHALLENGER COMES CRASHING DOWN ON SERENA’S BACK AND ERIS GETS ALL OF THAT!
Flannery McCoy: Serena is left writhing on the mat, grabbing at her back in absolute agony after taking that blow! Eris gets to her feet and seems to eye the corner where the straight-jacket is draped over the top turnbuckle, but she shakes her head “no”, apparently deciding that she hasn’t put Serena through enough! She picks up the chair and looks for Bennett only to find her having rolled away to the ropes. Eris starts after her but Serena makes the wise move of getting to her feet with the use of the ropes; not being in position and ready to fight with someone like Eris in the ring would be detrimental!
Stew-O: Eris lets out a scream of what I can only imagine is anger as she raises the chair with a running start- Serena kicks her in the gut! Eris doubles over- A RIGHT HAND FROM THE CHAMPION FLOORS ERIS AND SHE DROPS THE CHAIR! Eris looks stunned on the mat but tries to shake it off nonetheless as she turns over- A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK FROM SERENA! ERIS LETS OUT A SCREAM OF PAIN THIS TIME AS SERENA COMES DOWN WITH THE CHAIR! AND ERIS IS STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH SERENA, WHO SLAMS THAT STEEL CHAIR DOWN WITH NO REMORSE!!
Jake Mercer: ERIS COLLAPSES TO THE CANVAS BUT THAT DOESN’T GIVE SERENA ANY INCENTIVE TO BACK OFF AS SHE STRIKES WITH A THIRD CHAIR SHOT! Serena looks at the dented chair and then at the down Eris before setting the chair down, opening it up as she grabs a hold of Eris’ nearby arm to slip it through the opening in the chair- SERENA STOMPS DOWN ON THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR AND ERIS CAN’T PULL AWAY FROM TAKING THE FULL EXTENT OF THE DAMAGE! ERIS IS TRAPPED AS SERENA STOMPS DOWN AGAIN AND THAT ELICITS AN EVEN LOUDER SCREAM FROM THE CHALLENGER!!!
Flannery McCoy: Serena finally relents and Eris uses her other time to drag herself out of the chair but not far enough away from Serena, who looks satisfied with what she’s just done! She stalks Eris and as Eris tries to push up off the mat with her other arm, Serena kicks it out from under her! Eris is completely at the champion’s mercy but Serena damn sure isn’t about to show any, as she kicks her from behind to send her sprawling forward as she crawls toward the corner!
Stew-O: Eris reaches the bottom turnbuckle and pulls herself closer- SERENA STOMPS THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND EFFECTIVELY CAUSES A FACE-FIRST COLLISION INTO THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE FOR ERIS!! BUT SERENA DOESN’T QUIT AS SHE STARTS KICKING THE HELL OUT OF THE BACK OF ERIS’ HEAD AND CRUSHING HER FACE AGAINST THE BOTTOM BUCKLE AS WELL; I CAN’T IMAGINE THIS SEQUENCE ENDING WELL FOR ERIS!!
Jake Mercer: WITH BOTH HANDS ON THE TOP ROPE, SERENA SUDDENLY SPRINGS UP JUST OVER ERIS AND COMES DOWN PENDULUM-STYLE WITH A METEORA THAT DRIVES HER KNEES INTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!! ERIS COULD VERY WELL BE LEAVING FROM HERE WITH A CONCUSSION!!
Flannery McCoy: And it’s definitely not like she needs one of those after everything that we had to see from her. Could you imagine how much worse she could get with a couple more screws knocked loose?! But now Serena backs away out of the corner and Eris gets the chance to turn over- SHE’S BEEN BUSTED OPEN :damn:!!! A bloody nose courtesy of the onslaught from the reigning Universal Women’s Champion, who’s not here to put up with any bullshit whatsoever!
Stew-O: She couldn’t have honestly expected anything less after equating Serena to some of the women Eris has come across in the past, which was never gonna go over well :lupe: But this isn’t going well as it stands now, either! Serena reaches down to grab Eris but she manages to push Bennett back in an effort to fend her off and get herself to her feet, though Serena won’t be deterred as she tries again only to get a back elbow from Eris’ better arm! Serena gets another and now a kick to the face! Eris lunges for a forearm smash-
Jake Mercer: Serena blocks it and kicks Eris back into the corner! Eris stays on her feet as she hits the turnbuckles and Serena hops in for a monkey flip- no! ERIS GRABS HER THIGHS BEFORE SHE CAN TAKE OFF AND SPINS THEM OUT THE CORNER INTO A SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE CHAIR!!!
Flannery McCoy: SERENA GETS PLANTED AGAINST THE CHAIR WITH SPINE-TINGLING FORCE AND SHE GETS NO TIME TO EVEN TAKE IN WHAT JUST HAPPENED, AS ERIS STARTS SLAMMING AWAY AT HER FACE WITH RIGHT HAND AFTER RIGHT HAND!! AS IF TO REPAY HER FOR THE BLOODY NOSE, ERIS LECAVA IS FOCUSED SOLELY ON DAMAGING SERENA’S FACIAL FEATURES, NO DOUBT WITH INTENTIONS OF PHYSICALLY RUINING THE CHAMPION’S IMAGE RATHER THAN WITH JUST THE ACCUSATIONS SHE’S MADE AGAINST HER!!
Stew-O: Eris finally lets up and wipes her hand under her nose then across her face before she whips her head back with a laugh, brushing her hair away from her face and letting everyone get a good look at the blood that she’s smeared on her own skin! But with that seemingly entertained grin, she looks more maniacal than ever! She rises to her feet seeing that Serena won’t be going anywhere in a hurry and… she sets her sights on the straight-jacket! Eris makes her way over and retrieves it from the turnbuckles!
Jake Mercer: Serena hasn’t even been able to get up yet! Eris adjusts her hold on the jacket and drops down behind the champion trying to force an arm into one of the sleeves- NO!!! SERENA WITH A BACK ELBOW TO FIGHT ERIS OFF!! SERENA THROWS ANOTHER ONE BACK AND SHE KEEPS HER ARM FROM GETTING PUT INTO THE STRAIGHT-JACKET!! ERIS STRIKES HER OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND HAS COMPLETELY FORGONE TRYING TO GET THE STRAIGHT-JACKET ON SERENA, INSTEAD TRYING TO GET IT AROUND HER NECK!! SHE’S GONNA TRY TO USE THE JACKET TO CHOKE HER OUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT NOT IF SERENA HAS ANYTHING TO DO ABOUT IT!! SHE’S STILL GOT A WHOLE LOT OF FIGHT LEFT AND SERENA CONTINUES TO TRY TO FIGHT ERIS OFF OF HER!! SERENA GRABS THE JACKET AND DROPS DOWN WHILE USING THE JACKET TO FLING ERIS OVERHEAD, AND ERIS CRASHES TO THE MAT!!! ERIS SITS UP IN A HURRY BUT THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION CATCHES HER UNEXPECTEDLY WITH A ROLLING NECK SNAP!! Serena doesn’t even consider the straight-jacket as she pulls LeCava towards a corner of the ring while heading out herself and grabs her legs from the outside, pulling Eris toward the post AND SLAMS HER LEG AGAINST THE POST!!!
Stew-O: THE SCREAM THAT ERIS LET OUT WAS NEARLY AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS HAVING TO WATCH THAT!! SERENA KEEPS HER HOLD ON THE LEG AND SHE TAKES ERIS’ LEG INTO THE POST ONCE MORE, DRAWING ANOTHER AGONIZING YELL FROM THE CHALLENGER!!! With the crowd cheering her on, Serena prepares to ruin Eris’ leg- ERIS UNEXPECTEDLY BRINGS HER LEGS INWARD AND THIS ACTION PULLS SERENA FORWARD SO THAT SHE SMACKS THE POST FACE-FIRST!!!
Jake Mercer: A timely counter from the veteran, as who knows what could’ve been in store for her with what Serena might’ve had planned! She might not be hobbling as she is now after rolling out the ring and toward Serena to get her hands on her, grabbing two handfuls of hair and LAUNCHING SERENA OFF HER FEET INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!! SERENA COLLAPSES ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR IN A HEAP AND ERIS DRAGS HER UP TO A VERTICAL BASE ONLY SO THAT SHE CAN RUN SERENA BACK-FIRST INTO THE APRON!!
Flannery McCoy: ERIS DOESN’T ALLOW FOR SERENA TO FALL DOWN, HOLDING HER UP, AND SHE FOLLOWS UP THE DAMAGE DONE TO SERENA’S BACK WITH A SUPLEX OUT THERE ON THE FLOOR!! Eris is absolutely bringing it here against not just the Universal Women’s Champions but one of EAW’s best, period, and if Eris can manage to keep this up, we just might be seeing her inch her way closer to a victory! I’m sure that somewhere in the mess of thoughts racing in her mind, she’s at least had to consider the fact she’d be accomplishing one hell of a feat in winning her first EAW championship in years! The last time she was champion, she was defending the Vixen’s Title against-
Jake Mercer: She said doesn’t like to talk about it! Is it that hard for you to show some respect?! 🙄 Plus, I don’t want her coming over her if she happens to hear you!
Flannery McCoy: As long as she goes directly for you, I’m all for it! 😄
Jake Mercer: Not surprised that you’re just another hater hoping for my downfall, as if my melodic voice isn’t exactly one of the reasons people tune into Dynasty at all! 😤
Flannery McCoy: :usure: “Melodic”? I can promise you that literally nobody is saying anything like that.
Stew-O: Serena herself won’t be saying much after this if Eris gets her way, as Eris brings her around our way! The former Vixen’s Champion looks to be more devastating to Serena- THROWING HER ONTO THE TOP OF THE COMMENTARY TABLE IN AN ALABAMA SLAM!
Jake Mercer: JESUS! SEE, FLANNERY?! I TOLD YOU! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
Flannery McCoy: :skip:
Stew-O: ERIS SHOWS JUST HOW LITTLE SHE CARES FOR SERENA’S SAFETY NOW, AS SHE SETS OUT TO DO EXACTLY AS SHE SAID SHE REALIZED SHE NEEDED TO, AND THAT WAS TOPPLE SERENA BENNETT! BUT TONIGHT, TOPPLE JUST MIGHT BECOME MORE ABOUT DESTROYING HER IF SHE’S ALLOWED TO CONTINUE ON! But she lets Serena fall to the floor when she turns away from her to go under the ring, pulling a table out and another chair, and a toolbox! Eris sets the toolbox up on the apron and flips it open, grinning at the assortment of potential weapons, but she grabs the roll of barbed wire! Eris begins to unravel it just as she turns around-
Flannery McCoy: Serena with a shot to the gut! The champ throwing a right-hand right to the stomach after crawling over to Eris after all she’s been through, but there’s no doubt that once she saw those weapons getting dragged out, that sense of urgency to get back in this started to kick in! Serena fires off another at the very least to stun Eris, and she doubles her over and gets a handful of hair, shooting up with a relentless punch to the face! Eris stumbles away but takes the time to wrap some of the barbed wire around her first!
Jake Mercer: ERIS SWINGS A CLOSED FIST AT SERENA WITH THAT BARBED WIRE AROUND HER HAND BUT SERENA MANAGES TO EVADE IT!! ERIS WHIRLS BACK AROUND AFTER SERENA DUCKS UNDER THE PUNCH- ERIS JUST CLOBBERED IN THE FACE WITH A WRENCH!!! SERENA PULLED IT OUT THE TOOLBOX AND ERIS WALKED RIGHT BACK INTO THAT ONE FROM SERENA, WHICH DROPS ERIS WHERE SHE STOOD!!! SERENA ISN’T GOING TO LET HER REST FOR LONG AS SHE BRINGS ERIS TO KNEEL, AND NOT IN THE WAY ERIS WOULD’VE ONCE PREFERRED AS SERENA STRIKES WITH THE WRENCH AGAIN!!!
Flannery McCoy: SERENA KEEPS HER UP BY HER HAIR AS SHE BASHES THAT WRENCH INTO ERIS’ FACE!! SHE’S ABSOLUTELY SICK AND TIRED OF ERIS, AND THIS IS JUST THE KIND OF OUTLET SERENA NEEDS TO SHOW HER THAT SHE MESSED WITH THE WRONG WOMAN! THAT WRENCH CONNECTS WITH ERIS’ FOREHEAD AND THAT HIT SENDS ERIS TURNING AWAY BUT SERENA NOW ROLLS HER INTO THE RING AND COMES AT HER WITH ANOTHER BLOW FROM THE WRENCH, BATTERING THE BACK OF HER HEAD!! THAT AUDIBLE THUD FROM THAT HIT JUST NOW WAS ABSOLUTELY SICK!!
Stew-O: AND NOW SERENA IS GOING AFTER THE STRAIGHT-JACKET!! SHE PICKS IT UP OFF THE MAT AFTER DROPPING THE WRENCH AND HEADS BACK OVER TO ERIS, WHO SHE TRIES TO START APPLYING IT ON!! SERENA FIGHTS TO GET THE LEFT ARM IN BUT IT SEEMS THAT THOSE STRIKES FROM THE WRENCH ONLY DAZED ERIS, AS SHE SURPRISES EVERYONE WATCHING BY STARTING TO TRY TO WRIGGLE OUT AND AWAY! SERENA WITH A CLUBBING SHOT OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD BUT ERIS ISN’T GOING OUT! SERENA LOOKS FOR THE WRENCH ONLY TO REALIZE IT’S OUT OF REACH AND ERIS TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENT BY THROWING HER HEAD BACK, HITTING SERENA IN THE FACE!!
Jake Mercer: That buys Eris some time to truly be able to slip out of the straight-jacket but Serena was only stopped in her tracks for just a moment! Serena follows after Eris to her feet, the two of them exchanging strikes but Serena starts to get the better of her; those hits from the wrench have surely slowed Eris down! And Serena looks to take advantage as she deals out a series of rapid forearm strikes before Eris gets thrown back into the corner off a standing dropkick!
Flannery McCoy: Serena charges in just in time to hit Eris with a shoulder thrust, holding onto the middle rope for as much leverage as she can get! But Bennett doesn’t stop there as she hits the challenger with another! And another! SERENA REFUSES TO STOP AS SHE LOOKS TO WEAR DOWN ERIS HOWEVER SHE NEEDS TO, AS THIS LOOKS TO BE A PART OF THE GAMEPLAN FOR TONIGHT!
Stew-O: SERENA BACKS AWAY AND RUNS AT ERIS IN THE CORNER FOR PERHAPS A FINAL ATTACK- SERENA SHOOTS THROUGH THE TURNBUCKLES AND HITS SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE POST!! ERIS SIDESTEPPED THE CHAMPION AS SHE WAS COMING AT HER, AND ERIS JUST BARELY MANAGED TO ESCAPE, BUT LEAVING SERENA TO TAKE A NASTY HIT HERSELF NONETHELESS!!
Jake Mercer: AND ERIS GIVES HER NO TIME TO REST AS SHE SCALES THE TURNBUCKLES WHILE HOLDING A LEG AS SHE POSITIONS HERSELF- A SINGLE LEG BOSTON CRAB IN THE TURNBUCKLES!!! SERENA CAN’T PUSH THEM OUT THE CORNER AS ERIS PULLS BACK ON HER LEG, PUTTING SERENA IN AN UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION; BENDING AND CONTORTING HER IN THE CORNER!!
Flannery McCoy: Eris has truly come to make a statement against Serena tonight, and the one big way to cap this all off would be to take from Serena what’s mattered most, and that’s the Universal Women’s Championship!
Jake Mercer: Eris retrieves the barbed wire from the mat and steps out onto the apron where she grabs the arm that struck the ringpost- AND SLAMS THE ARM AGAINST! SERENA SHOUTS OUT AS ERIS DOES IT ONCE MORE BEFORE TWISTING IT WITH AN ARM WRINGER AND THEN JUMPING DOWN FROM THE APRON, SNAPPING ON THE ARM!! SHE UNCERIMONIOUSLY PULLS SERENA FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE TURNBUCKLES BY THE ARM, LETTING HER COLLIDE WITH THE APRON BEFORE SHE GETS TO THE FLOOR, WHERE SHE WRAPS THE BARBED WIRE AROUND SERENA’S SHOULDER!!
Flannery McCoy: ERIS PULLS HARSHLY ON EITHER END OF THE BARBED WIRE, CAUSING IT TO DIG INTO SERENA’S SKIN AND AFTER IT HIT THE POST JUST A MOMENT AGO, IT’S GOT TO FEEL EVEN WORSE!! ERIS IS LITERALLY CUTTING HER OWN HANDS TO FORCE THIS KIND OF PAIN UPON SERENA, AND ELICITING THOSE GROANS OF PAIN FROM SERENA HAS GOT TO BE JUST THE KIND OF REACTION SHE’S LOOKING FOR!! SERENA TRIES TO ELBOW HER AWAY BUT THE MOTION JUST CAUSES THE BARBED WIRE TO CUT HER UP THAT MUCH MORE!! SERENA MOVES ALONG THE APRON-
Stew-O: ERIS JUMPS ONTO SERENA’S BACK AS SHE PULLS TIGHTER ON THE BARBED WIRE AND LOOKS TO TAKE SERENA TO THE GROUND WITH HER- BUT SERENA GRABS THE TOOLBOX FROM THE APRON!! SHE NEARLY LOSES HER GRIP ON IT, DROPPING SOME OF THE TOOLS INSIDE THE RING BUT SHE GETS IT ON THE WAY DOWN AND FLINGS IT BACK, DUMPING THE REST OF THE CONTENTS ALL OVER ERIS AND THAT FREES HER UP!! Serena crawls to the apron grabbing her lower back but she pulls on its skirt to get herself up, tearing the barbed wire from her shoulder just as Eris is starting to get to her feet!
Jake Mercer: But Serena is right on her with a forearm! Eris is slow to return one of her own but she catches Serena clean in the face with that elbow! Serena fires back to send Eris stumbling, but just as she approaches, Eris goes for a kick- DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP!! Eris goes down grabbing at her knee, but that just brings Serena’s focus to it, stomping down on the back of it! Eris makes it to the steps but Serena hits her from her behind as she’s getting up and a dropkick from behind bangs her knee into the steps!
Flannery McCoy: Eris turns around after Serena backs off for a moment- ONLY TO GET STRUCK ON THE KNEE WITH A HAMMER FROM THE TOOLBOX!! ERIS YELPS AS SERENA SLAMS IT DOWN ON THE TOP OF HER KNEE AGAIN, AND NOW THE SIDE AS SERENA TARGETS HER LEG!! SERENA SHOWS NO SIGNS OF SLOWING DOWN AS SHE LOOKS TO BRUTALIZE ERIS LECAVA’S LEG HERE AT KING OF ELITE FOR ALL THE TROUBLE SHE’S CAUSED SINCE ERIS CAME INTO HER LIFE!! AND NOW SHE SWINGS THAT HAMMER UPWARD INTO HER STOMACH!!
Stew-O: Eris doubles over and gets her face slammed off the steps, and Serena looks to do it to her again but Eris shoves her away in an effort to get away, but she can’t make it far as Serena stomps the inside of the knee! After having it slammed off the post and now that hammer attack, I can’t imagine she’s holding up well! Eris is on the steps and Serena follows after her, coming up on them as she tries to bring Eris to stand but Eris uses the other leg to kick her away! Serena comes right back up though-
Jake Mercer: ERIS PULLS ON THE FRONT OF SERENA’S GEAR TO BRING HER FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEPS!! SERENA’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF OF THEM UPON COLLIDING WITH THEM AND ERIS STRUGGLES TO HER FEET, BUT DOES IT NONETHELESS!! AND SHE GRABS THE ARMS FOR THE “WITCHES BREW” SURFBOARD FACEBUSTER INTO THE STEPS!!!
Flannery McCoy: SERENA LOOKS TO BE OUT AFTER ERIS JUST SAVED HERSELF! But look at the blood starting to come down Eris’ head; that wrench shot from earlier really did a number on her, and she’s still bleeding from her nose as well! Eris peels Serena off the steps but Serena slips away and falls to the ground here on the outside, and Eris struggles to make it over any sooner. I think exhaustion from the damage done is setting in for the both of them, but Eris is possibly looking to put this one away, as she’s worked to surprise Serena as much as possible!
Stew-O: Eris rolls her into the ring and crawls across the mat to get the straight-jacket as the ring official watches on before crawling back over to Serena, with intentions of getting it on her! Eris strikes her while she’s down before she sits her up, getting the jacket over Serena! Eris gets one arm through successfully before she turns her attention to the other, looking to get the second arm in-
Jake Mercer: But Serena isn’t done! What she’s found in herself just now to keep fighting, she’s putting it to use as she tries to squirm her way out the straight-jacket! Eris starts up a series of strikes to try to maintain control but Serena manages to get her arms out after falling forward! She has a hold of the jacket but LeCava continues with the attack and brings Serena to her feet, battering her to the ropes with forearms before wrestling the straight-jacket away from her and throwing it aside! And now she whips her across the ring!
Flannery McCoy: REEL IT IN!!! SERENA COUNTERS A SPINNING BACKBREAKER INTO A HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN AND ERIS IS SENT FLYING ACROSS THE RING!!! Serena crawls to the nearby corner, however, grabbing at her lower back and now her bloody shoulder as she gets to the buckles before pulling herself up while Eris comes at her- “CAPTAIN HOOK” UPPERCUT!!! ERIS DROPS TO THE MAT AFTER GETTING UNEXPECTEDLY TAKEN DOWN!!! And with that close-up shot of Serena’s face afterward, you can see that she’s had both her nose and mouth busted open; no doubt from that facebuster into the steps!
Stew-O: AND JUST AS ERIS TRIES TO FORCE HERSELF UP ONTO HER FEET, SERENA LEAPS ONTO HER BACK INTO A SLEEPER HOLD!! SHE APPLIES A BODY SCISSORS AND WRENCHES ON THE HOLD, KEEPING AS TIGHT OF A GRIP AS SHE CAN TO WEAR DOWN ERIS, IF NOT PUT HER TO SLEEP TO GET THAT STRAIGHT-JACKET ON AFTERWARD!!
Jake Mercer: ERIS IS STRUGGLING TO STAY ON HER FEET AND SHE DROPS TO A KNEE WHILE REACHING OUT FOR THE ROPES, BUT IT WOULDN’T MATTER IF SHE GOT TO THEM ANYWAY! ERIS IS STARTING TO FADE AWAY AS SERENA HAS THAT SLEEPER LOCKED IN!! ERIS HAS SEEMINGLY GIVEN UP IN HER BID FOR THE RING ROPES AND ONCE SHE’S DOWN, ONLY THEN DOES SERENA LET UP!!
Flannery McCoy: But Serena’s stuck arguing with the ring official now as she can’t find the straight-jacket, not realizing that when it got thrown aside a bit ago, that it ended up falling out the ring! Serena shakes her head in frustration as the referee seems to inform her of this and she exists through the ropes, coming around the corner to find it on the ground!
Stew-O: Serena retrieves the straight-jacket but as she looks to get back into the ring, she finds Eris having rolled out of position and on the far side of the ring! Serena rolls in with the straight-jacket and heads right for Eris while she’s still down, going to pull her away from the ring ropes but Eris’ hold on the middle rope is almost vice-like as she tries to thwart Serena’s intentions for the moment!
Jake Mercer: But a kick to the ribs finally gets Eris off the ropes and Serena whips her down to the mat before using her foot to step on the hand and pin it down, dropping into a double-knee arm breaker! Eris rolls away screaming and grabbing at her arm, understandably so when it’s the same arm that had been caught up in the chair earlier; Serena’s clearly planned on going back to it! She gets the straight-jacket just as Eris forces herself up to her knees, seeing just in time that what’ll be coming her way!
Flannery McCoy: With the straight-jacket in hand, Serena goes right at Eris, who throws a punch- BUT SERENA RAISES THE STRAIGHT-JACKET AND ERIS’ ARM GOES RIGHT INTO ONE OF THE SLEEVES!! WITH A GRIP STILL ON THE JACKET, SERENA QUICKLY DIPS BEHIND ERIS AND TRIES TO FORCE THE OTHER ARM IN!! SERENA STOMPING ON THE BACK OF THE LEG SHE’D ATTACKED EARLIER IN THE MATCH TO BRING HER DOWN NOW AS SHE TRIES TO GET THE JACKET APPLIED!!
Stew-O: SERENA WRESTLES TO GET THE STRAIGHT-JACKET ON PROPERLY AND SHE STARTS DROPPING REPEATED ELBOW STRIKES TO THE BACK OF ERIS’ HEAD!! SHE’S ALREADY TAKEN ENOUGH BLUNT HITS TO THE SKULL FOR EVERYONE HERE, AND I DON’T SEE HER LASTING MUCH LONGER DESPITE THE GREAT EFFORT SHE’S MAKING TO STAY ALIVE IN THIS!!
Jake Mercer: SERENA GETS THE OTHER ARM IN BUT ERIS STILL WON’T GIVE IN AS SHE TRIES TO PULL THE SLEEVES AROUND SO SHE CAN LOCK UP THE JACKET!! SERENA SHOUTS AT ERIS TO STAY THE HELL DOWN BUT ERIS IS DETERMINED- “TRAP QUEEN”!!! THE ANACONDA VICE GETS LOCKED IN BY SERENA, INTENDING TO PUT ERIS DOWN HERE TO MAKE GETTING THAT JACKET ON EASIER!!
Flannery McCoy: I THINK IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE WE REACHED THIS POINT, AND WITH ALL THE DAMAGE ERIS HAS TAKEN, I BELIEVE SHE WON’T BE LASTING LONG HERE MUCH LONGER!! SERENA HAS HER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND THE JACKET ALMOST FULLY ON, SHE JUST HAS TO PUT ERIS OUT HERE AND TURN HER OVER TO STRAP IT TOGETHER AND IT’S OVER!!
Stew-O: Eris is fading here and I’m gonna have to agree, Flannery, I don’t think there’s a way for her- ERIS USES A SCREWDRIVER TO STAB AT SERENA’S BLOODY SHOULDER!! ERIS STABS AND DIGS INTO THE CUTS FROM THE BARBED WIRE AND SERENA CAN’T HELP BUT RELEASE HER SIGNATURE HOLD IN ORDER TO PROTECT HERSELF!!!
Jake Mercer: Pulled from the pile of spilled toolbox weapons, Eris saves herself the match and a potential title win with what she shows to be timely resourcefulness :wow:!! BUT SHE ISN’T DONE!!! ERIS IS RUTHLESS AS SHE GOES AFTER THE SHOULDER AGAIN WITH THE SCREWDRIVER, AND SERENA HAS TO ROLL AWAY IN RETREAT!!! After all the weeks of what everyone feels was mental mind games, it’s only fitting to see Eris going after Serena while still wearing the straight-jacket!
Flannery McCoy: SERENA MAKES IT TO THE ROPES AND PULLS HERSELF UP AS ERIS STABS AT HER WITH THE SCREWDRIVER AGAIN, BUT SERENA STEPS OUT THE WAY!! SERENA WITH A KICK TO THE HAND TO KNOCK THE SCREWDRIVER AWAY AS ERIS LUNGED AT HER ONCE MORE, AND SERENA TRIES TO LEAP AT HER WITH A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT!!
Stew-O: BUT SERENA GETS CAUGHT UP AND WRESTLED DOWN INTO THE “TRAP QUEEN” BY ERIS :damn:!!!!
Jake Mercer: COULD YOU IMAGINE IF THIS IS WHAT PUTS SERENA AWAY HERE?! HER OWN FINISHER?! SERENA IS FLAILING ON THE MAT AS SHE TRIES TO ESCAPE WHILE ERIS TRIES TO KEEP IT APPLIED, ALONGSIDE TRYING TO HUSH HER ASLEEP?! CONSIDERING ALL THAT WENT INTO HAVING SERENA SO THROWN OFF, THE SIGHT OF ERIS’ BLOODY, SMILING FACE AS SHE HAS SERENA RIGHT WHERE SHE WANTS HER IS SICK!!
Flannery McCoy: With as much as she said she adored Serena and spent so much time watching her, it only makes sense that Eris would go this far to try to win the match like this! If she can get Serena to pass out, she’d be able to get that straight-jacket on! Serena is still squirming in the hold-
Stew-O: SERENA MANAGES TO GET OUT AS SHE REACHES UP WITH HER OTHER HAND AND TWISTS AT ERIS’ BLOODY NOSE, DRAWING OUT A PAINED AND ANGRY SCREAM FROM THE FORMER VIXEN’S CHAMPION UNTIL SHE LETS GO!! Eris pushes her away and wipes at the blood on her face before she removes the straight-jacket, while Serena makes it to a corner for a reprieve!
(Eris makes it to the opposite corner, once again brushing blood away from her face only to have it stick into her hair as she runs her hand back. Serena’s forearm is smeared with blood after clearing it away from her mouth and nose, all while having her focus on Eris. With the staredown occurring across the ring, the both of them know that this has to be the end of everything that’s gone on between them which has all led up to this match in the first place.)
Jake Mercer: Eris and Serena get to their feet, and the former Vixen’s Champion and the current Universal Women’s Champion make their way to the middle of the ring where both of them start trading blows! It’s a back and forth as each of them put everything they can into the punches they’re throwing!
Stew-O: They won’t be trading punches for long, I can promise that! These two have put their all into this so far but one of them is gonna have to give eventually! Both bloody, battered, limbs sustaining significant damage in order to wear down each other – they can only go for so much longer, I’m sure! And now Serena swings-
Flannery McCoy: ERIS JUST LANDED A BRUTAL KICK TO THE GUT OF SERENA AND SHE PULLS HER IN!! “ANTIPSYCHOTIC” THE PUMPHANDLE LIFT- SERENA SLIPS OUT AND ENDS UP DROPPING DOWN BEHIND ERIS, SHOVING HER FORWARD INTO THE ROPES!! BUT ERIS HOLDS ONTO THEM AND DOESN’T REBOUND AS SERENA ANTICIPATED! SERENA TRIES TO QUICKLY HEAD OVER BUT GETS POPPED UP OVER THE TOP ROPE-
Jake Mercer: ERIS WITH A DROPKICK TO KNOCK HER OFF THE APRON AND SERENA FLIES INTO THE BARRICADE!
Stew-O: Eris heads out the ring and goes for the table that was pulled out earlier and she flips it over, starting to set it up! Eris struggles a bit with getting the table turned over but she finally manages it and pulls it up, setting it up here at ringside! LeCava goes for Bennett as she pulls herself up with the help of the barricade but Serena kicks her away! Serena comes away from the barricade to punch Eris, sending her nearly falling over!
Flannery McCoy: Serena grabs her and tries to smash her head off the ring post but Eris counters and brings them around the corner, slamming Serena’s head off the apron! Serena drops to a knee and this gives Eris the chance to push her onto the table, while she goes to climb up onto the apron!
Jake Mercer: Eris is slow to make the climb and climbing upward onto the turnbuckles from the outside is going to take even more time, as she heads up with her back to Serena! Eris makes it to the middle turnbuckle before she turns around, finding Serena rolling off the table and making it to the apron!
Stew-O: Eris cries for Serena to just give up but Serena pulls herself up with the ropes and she stumbles over to Eris, who tries to anticipate Bennett with a kick but Serena evades it! Serena lunges forward as Eris has to regain her balance and clubs her in the gut with a forearm, and Eris swings down from overhead to punch at Serena’s skull! Our Universal Women’s Champion won’t be put off though as she strikes back again! And now a second and third time! And now Serena starts climbing up the turnbuckles?!
Flannery McCoy: Serena meets Eris on the middle buckle, the two of them trying to get in some last-ditch hits for control- ERIS SWINGS AND CATCHES SERENA IN THE RIBS! BUT SERENA SWINGS BACK AND STRIKES HER DIRECTLY IN THE FACE NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT THREE TIMES! ERIS GRABS AT HER NOSE PAIN-
Stew-O: SERENA SHOVES ERIS FROM THE TURNBUCKLE BUT ERIS GRABS HER JUST BEFORE SHE FALLS FROM THEIR POST UP TOP!!! AND BOTH WOMEN GO CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE!!!
Jake Mercer: SERENA AND ERIS ARE BOTH DOWN AND OUT!! ERIS HAS MADE IT CLEAR THAT SHE ISN’T LEAVING FROM HERE WITHOUT A FIGHT, WHILE WE KNOW SERENA WILL GO TO WHATEVER LENGTHS NECESSARY TO SECURE THIS VICTORY! BUT IT MIGHT JUST COME DOWN TO WHO MAKE THE NEXT MOVE FIRST!!
Flannery McCoy: With a fall from that high and through a table, it’s honestly hard to say who got the better of that one! But when it comes to the Universal Women’s Championship and what both of them have gone through because of Eris since Road to Redemption, how much further are they willing to go?!
Stew-O: Each woman has her own reasons for wanting to succeed tonight, no matter how deluded some might believe Eris to be, but her motives have driven her this far – they might take her further than we thought!
Jake Mercer: AND AMONG ALL THE CARNAGE, SERENA IS THE FIRST TO STIR!! She just barely begins to move but she turns over and gets her hands on Eris, grabbing her hair and struggling to make it to the apron. She eventually has to let go to get herself up first and Serena finally gets back to Eris, finding it difficult to keep her up but she rolls her into the ring where the straight-jacket awaits!
Flannery McCoy: Serena trudges across the mat before she makes it to her knees upon getting to the straight-jacket and she crawls back to Eris, clearly frustrated that she can’t move any faster! Eris begins to move, showing signs of life as Serena makes it to her where she starts working to get the straight-jacket on again!
Stew-O: Eris ends up having one arm put into it as it’s slowly followed by the other, but she starts fidgeting as she realizes what’s going on! Serena gets the belt behind her and tries to clasp it together, but Eris starts to roll over! Frustrated, Serena starts laying into her with punches, coming down with one after the other!
Jake Mercer: And Serena climbs on top of her, still swinging! Serena has had it up to here with Eris LeCava and- ERIS KICKS SERENA IN THE FACE!! ERIS SENDS HER BACK AND ERIS TURNS OVER TO SHED THE STRAIGHT-JACKET!! Serena is down on the mat grabbing at her nose after the kick and Eris only just turns back over onto her stomach as she spots Serena across the ring- ERIS SPOTS THE SCREWDRIVER ON THE MAT!! SERENA HAS NO CLUE AS SHE’S ON HER BACK STILL AND ERIS STARTS CRAWLING TOWARD IT-
(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea begins to play into the stadium to a wild ovation from the live crowd!)
Flannery McCoy: DARCY MAY MORGAN!!! MISS CASH IN THE VAULT!!! SHE COMES DOWN THE AISLE WITH THE BRIEFCASE IN HAND!!!
Stew-O: DARCY ONLY JUST WENT THROUGH HELL WITH RAVEN EARLIER, THE CUTS FROM THE GLASS SHE AND RAVEN WERE IN AT THE END OF IT STILL VISIBLE!!!
Jake Mercery: DARCY MAKES HER WAY INTO THE RING, CLEARLY STILL HURTING BUT SHE DOESN’T CARE!!! AND ERIS ONLY JUST NOW GETS HER HANDS ON THE SCREWDRIVER!! BUT JUST AS SHE PUSHES UP ONTO HER KNEES, DARCY CRACKS THE HELL OUT OF ERIS’ HEAD AS SHE HITS HER OVER THE HEAD WITH THE BRIEFCASE!!!
Jake Mercer: ERIS GOES DOWN AND SERENA SLOWLY SITS UP, CONFUSION AND BLOOD ALL OVER HER FACE AS SHE TRIES TO PROCESS WHAT’S HAPPENING!!! “FACE ACHE” BICYCLE KICK!!! SERENA FLOPS BACK TO THE MAT AND SHE GOES TO THE REFEREE, SHOVING THE BRIEFCASE AT HIM!!!
Darcy May Morgan: (off-mic) I’M CASHING IN!!! CALL IT, NOW!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE REFEREE LOOKS SHOCKED FOR A MOMENT AND DARCY LITERALLY SHOVES HIM AS IF TO BRING HIM BACK TO REALITY!! SHE’S LITERALLY SCREECHING AT HIM TO HURRY UP AND TELL STEPHIE LOVE WHAT’S HAPPENING!!!
Jake Mercer: THE REFEREE DOES EXACTLY THAT!!! AND DARCY READIES HERSELF BY GETTING IN POSITION!!!
Stephie Lover: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…. DARCY MAY MORGAN IS CASHING IN THE BRIEFCASE!!! THIS IS NOW A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: THE REFEREE JUST CALLED FOR THE BELL!! THIS MATCH TRIPLE THREAT MATCH IS OFFICIALLY UNDERWAY AS DARCY IS CASHING IN HER CASH IN THE VAULT CASE!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND DARCY MAY MORGAN JUST THREW ERIS LECAVA FROM THE RING!!! SHE WANTS SERENA ALL TO HERSELF!!! DARCY SNATCHES UP THE CHAMPION BY HER HAIR AND LIFTS HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS!!!!
Jake Mercer: “THE CURTAIN CALL”!!! DARCY SPIKES SERENA WITH HER KNEE AND SERENA CRUMPLES TO THE MAT!!! DARCY YELLS FOR THE REFEREE TO COUNT AS SHE DIVES DOWN ON SERENA FOR THE COVER!!!!
Referee: OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN…. HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEEEEW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION….. DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!
(“Spotlight Saviour” hits the sound system once more and the crowd erupts as Darcy tries to make it to her feet, only to drop to her knees and collapse to the mat, her hands over her face as what she’s just done hasn’t even truly settled in yet. The shock and awe of the moment even overwhelming Darcy May Morgan as she knows that she’s accomplished a career achievement that can’t be taken away from her. After a season so far of big losses, moments that slipped through her fingers, Darcy May Morgan saw the moment and took advantage of it to put herself right at the top.)
Flannery McCoy: I ALMOST CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! DARCY MAY MORGAN JUST CAME IN AND STOLE THE MOMENT FROM SERENA AND ERIS!!
Stew-O: Darcy truly chose her spot and the right one at that one! We were just witnessing what would’ve surely no doubt been the final stretch of the Straight-Jacket Match between Serena and Eris, but thinking back to how Serena interrupted what could’ve been Darcy’s cash-in against Minerva once upon a time back on Voltage before Bloodsport, it seems only fitting that Darcy interrupts this historic match to finally claim the Universal Women’s Championship as her own!
(Darcy May Morgan is helped to her feet by the referee, who hands her the Universal Women’s Championship and raises her hand, which Darcy only allows for a moment before she rips her hand away so that she can use both hands to raise what is now her championship. As confident and as unwavering as she was all week in addressing Raven, not even The Leading Lady can conceal the emotion on her face as the powerful high of the moment is far from being over.)
Jake Mercer: Not only just the interrupted cash in, Stew, but they were War Games opponents as well! Serena was able to claim a victory there alongside DEDEDE and Impact, where Darcy was one of the many opponents they dealt with. Voltage had nearly won only for Voltage to implode and cause that moment to be taken from Darcy as well. However, tonight, this moment of victory belongs to Darcy and Darcy only, with The Leading Lady truly front and center!
Flannery McCoy: Something like brand warfare aside, there’s no denying how hard Darcy has worked since arriving to EAW. She faced quite some unsettling uncertainty early on last season, but we all got to see her grow and prosper into what she’d become as a great Specialists Champion, winning the Specialists Chamber Match as the defending champion and pulling off crazy victories in some brutal situations – she even popped her own dislocated shoulder back into place at one point!
Stew-O: But the Specialists Championship really was just the beginning, as Darcy had proven even that there would be more in store for her and she truly reached out and grabbed it literally, when she won the Cash in the Vault briefcase at Pain for Pride last year! Now, all these months later – months of putting herself through so much work, exuding so much determination, constantly staying at it no matter what, and never once thinking to back down – Darcy May Morgan can finally say that she’s the World Champion that we all knew she could become!
(While Eris and Serena have been helped away by officials, it’s inside the ring where Darcy May Morgan has been left alone to celebrate her victory, a triumphant cash in that she’ll no doubt be reminding everyone of far into the future. Because really, who would Darcy May Morgan be if she didn’t? It’s in part because of that that Darcy has captured the attention of EAW, proven herself as a force to be reckoned with, and along with her undeniable work, she’s long since proven that this could’ve only ever been the outcome for her. Holding the Universal Women’s Championship close, Darcy continues to soak in the moment and only brings the title away to look at the championship in admiring fashion, a broad smile on her face before she raises the Universal Women’s Championship up into the air. As the celebration continues, with the final shot of Darcy proudly keeping her newly won championship high, the scene eventually comes to fade away.)
(“Natural” by Imagine Dragons plays as the crowd cheers for Terry Chambers who walks out in a Tampa Bay Buccaneers Jersey. Terry is laser focused about this match. It’s basically the most important match of his life and he knows that he cannot let this match slip from his grasps.)
James Peters: From the way that he was sounding all week, it seems like Terry Chambers is confident that he has this match in the bag. When Terry has the confidence, he is not afraid to express it, but is there a thing with being too confident, Rich and Persephone?
Rich Russillo: When you look at Terry Chambers’ record in World Championship matches, you wonder why Terry would be confident that this would be the match where he wins the big one. I mean, it’s one thing to be confident and there’s another thing about being delusional. People may be divided on whether Terry’s confident or delusional, but he is a tremendous athlete who started this season off with some impressive victories over the newly crowned Universal Women’s Champion Darcy May Morgan and Minerva. It may have slowed down these past couple of weeks where he found himself on the losing end against Miku Sakai of IDOL-GUN, but that lit a fire underneath him as he was able to bounce back against Lisa Wren.
Persephone: Terry better start fighting like a World Champion instead of some YLC Cup Holder. He can have ‘off’ weeks and expect for everyone to forgive him. If he wants to be World Champion, he needs to wrestle in a World Championship level each week that he has a match. He needs to give people someone to take seriously instead of someone to feel bad.
James Peters: Interesting take, Persephone. I think there’s quite a few people who want to see Terry Chambers win the EAW Championship tonight. He seems clearly focused and more than ready to make that next step in his career.
(“Faneto” by Chief Keef replaces “Natural” as SOSA Henderson comes out looking all swag and confident with the EAW Championship wrapped around his waist. He has a swagger with each step, but don’t let the demeanour fool you, he’s more than ready to give the performance of his career right now.)
Rich Russillo: Not everyone wants to see Terry Chambers win tonight, James. SOSA Henderson would love nothing more than to burst Terry’s bubble and have him be on the losing end of this match. He would love nothing more than to keep this reign going for himself. He has the confidence of a champion.
Persephone: He doesn’t have the face of a champion. Do you know who does? Rexy. He has the look and confidence of being a champion. SOSA Henderson is cocky and it’s unattractive, but Rexy has the perfect balance of confidence and a bit of cocky while being the most good looking man in EAW. 😍
James Peters: Rex was on earlier in the program, Persephone. SOSA Henderson managed to defeat Rex McAllister for that same championship at Territorial Invasion. It shocked a lot of people that he was able to dethrone Rex, but SOSA has held his own these past five months with the title. He’s overcome Ahren Fournier and an Extreme Elimination Chamber. It was in that Extreme Elimination Chamber where a bit of controversy came with Terry’s foot being on the bottom rope, but the referee never seeing that.
Rich Russillo: It justified Terry Chambers’ reasoning for getting this match at King of Elite, but when you make it a Four Corners Chain Match, it’s unclear on who this match falls in favor with? As seen from his match with Andrea Valentine last year, one mistake cost Terry the match. Terry is going to make sure that he doesn’t hand SOSA a victory on a silver platter.
(A spotlight is on Bella Braxton in the middle. SOSA Henderson on her right and Terry Chambers on her left.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A…FOUR CORNERS CHAIN MATCH AND IT’S FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP! IN THIS MATCH, THERE ARE NO PINFALL, SUBMISSIONS OR DISQUALIFICATIONS. THE TWO MEN WILL HAVE ONE OF THEIR WRISTS CHAINED TO A TEN FOOT CHAIN.THE ONLY WAY TO WIN THE MATCH IS BY BEING THE FIRST ELITIST TO TAG ALL FOUR CORNERS SIMULTANEOUSLY! INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER…FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN…WEIGHING IN 257 POUNDS… HE IS ‘THE BARBERIC CARNIVORE’ … TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!
(Terry Chambers does not pose, but he lets SOSA Henderson know that he’s coming for his title. Meanwhile, SOSA Henderson raises his title up and begins to talk his shit to Terry.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT…FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA…WEIGHING IN 191 POUNDS … HE IS THE CURRENT EAW CHAMPION… ‘BULLETPROOF’…SOSA HENDERSON!!!!!!!
(SOSA Henderson raises his title up high and lets Terry Chambers get a good look. The referee gets in front of SOSA and asks for the EAW Championship. SOSA looks at his EAW Championship for a moment before handing it to the referee. The referee shows Terry the EAW Champion, letting both men know what they’re fighting for before raising the title above his head, letting the fans know what this contest is for. He hands the championship to the timekeeper before gesturing for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The referee begins to clip the bracelet of the ten foot chain on the left wrist of SOSA Henderson and the right wrist of Terry Chambers. Between these two men, you can cut the tension with a knife. Both of them are glaring at each other as Terry steps closer as SOSA begins to talk his shit. The confidence oozing out of the EAW Champion. Terry just lets SOSA talk his shit, feeling like he’ll be able to let his actions do the talking.)
James Peters: AND…TERRY CHAMBERS HITS SOSA HENDERSON WITH A PUNCH!
Rich Russillo: The EAW Champion falls back, but SOSA Henderson returns the punch on Terry Chambers! Terry hits him with another punch! SOSA hits him with another punch! Terry staggers back as — RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE, THE CLAYMORE KICK ON SOSA!
Persephone: But, before Terry Chambers can connect with the kick, SOSA Henderson falls back as Terry manages to stop himself before connecting with the move!
(A smirk forms on the number one contender’s face. He knows that he could connect with that claymore kick whenever he wanted too, but he wanted to mess with SOSA Henderson.)
James Peters: Terry Chambers brings his thumb and index finger close, leaving a tiny space as he indicates that he was *this* close to connecting with his finisher. He takes a step back and lets the EAW Champion get back to his feet! Terry tries to size up the champion as SOSA does the same thing before the champion and challenger lock up, but Terry manages to get the upper hand before pushing SOSA Henderson towards the horizontal set of ropes. Terry is being quite cautious about not making any contact with any of the corners just yet. A simple mistake is what cost Terry from defeating Andrea Valentine at last year’s King of Elite. Terry would be damned to make another mistake this year.
Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers holds SOSA Henderson back towards the ropes before delivering a nasty chop to SOSA’s chest! SOSA is holding his chest in pain as he staggers forward! Terry has SOSA by the wrist before irish whipping him towards the other set of horizontal ropes! Terry looks to nail SOSA with a big boot, but SOSA manages to hold onto the set of ropes, preventing him from rebounding off of them! But, Terry is able to think quickly before clotheslining SOSA out of the ring!
Persephone: But, SOSA HENDERSON MANAGES TO CATCH HIMSELF ON THE APRON! Terry Chambers turns himself around as SOSA manages to springboard himself off the top rope and nails his number one contender with a forearm! Terry is knocked down to his back as SOSA quickly gets to his feet! Terry shows some sign of trying to get himself to a seated position, but SOSA begins to stomp on ‘The Barbaric Carnivore,’ preventing Terry from making any progress and getting himself to his feet! SOSA gets on top of Terry before throwing some stiff punches to his face! He grabs Terry with a fist full of his hair before whipping him to one of the corners! TERRY CRASHES ONTO ONE OF THE CORNERS, BUT HE MANAGES TO TOUCH ONE OF THE CORNERS IN THE PROCESS! THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN! Hopefully, he can just quickly touch the other ones and we can end this match early! :blessed:
James Peters: Yeah, I don’t think that’s going to happen, Persephone! SOSA Henderson goes racing to the corner with Terry Chambers with a bicycle knee strike! SOSA manages to touch the corner, which basically erases everything that Terry did as the light turns red for the EAW Champion! Terry felt the impact of the knee strike as SOSA towers over his challenger before throwing some punches to the top of his head!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE —
Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers begins to hoist SOSA Henderson over his head! But, SOSA continues to punch the top of Terry’s head!
Crowd: –SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!
Persephone: SOSA Henderson is in a powerbomb position as Terry Chambers slams SOSA to the ground — but, SOSA is not letting go! He is clutching Terry by his neck as Terry is showing some struggle to powerbomb SOSA! SOSA is being a bit stubborn with preventing Terry from connecting with a powerbomb! It’s almost like he doesn’t want to let go!
James Peters: SOSA Henderson thumbs Terry Chambers in the eye before following that double knee facebreaker! The challenger is staggered back as he’s trying to gain some sight on his right eye! Terry needs to be aware of the tricks of SOSA Henderson! There’s no denying that he is going to do everything he can to end this match as soon as possible! SOSA goes to one of the corners before tagging it! The red light goes off! Just three more to go! SOSA goes to the corner before tagging it for a second time, but Terry Chambers holds back SOSA’s hand before it’s able to press anything! TERRY PULLS SOSA BY HIS ARM BEFORE TURNING HIM AROUND AND NAILING HIM WITH A RIPCORD FOREARM! SOSA FALLS TO ONE KNEE AS TERRY FOLLOWS THAT WITH A KNEE STRIKE! SOSA collapses forward, but Terry moves him back to a seated position!
Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers gets SOSA Henderson up by his braids before pulling him closer and lifting him up with and connecting with a slingshot suplex! SOSA is clutching to his lower back as he tries to make it to his feet, but Terry beats him to the punch before hoisting him up and ramming him towards the vertical ropes! There, Terry connects with a series of knee strikes to the ribs of the EAW Champion! He takes a couple of steps back before connecting with a giant big boot to SOSA, knocking him down to a seated position, but it seems like Terry is just getting things started! He tries to get SOSA up to a standing position — BUT SOSA CONNECTS WITH SHOULDER JAWBREAKER OUT OF NOWHERE!
Persephone: It seemed like SOSA was waiting for the right moment to strike! Terry Chambers tries to get himself to a crawling position, but SOSA faces back to his feet before stomping the living hell out of his challenger! Terry plops to the ground as the EAW Champion! SOSA gets his boot and wipes it on the face of Terry! I think we saw him do the same thing to Hikari Kanno a few weeks ago on Voltage! It’s implied to be a sign of disrespect.
James Peters: It just shows what SOSA Henderson thinks of Terry Chambers! I think that SOSA believes that Terry has zero shot in dethroning him! SOSA is feeling extra confident tonight and he just showed it right there! SOSA follows that up with a stomp to Terry’s chest before using his boot to press on his chest! The weight of SOSA on the challenger’s chest is something not pretty. From the way that SOSA’s lips are moving, he is telling Terry a few things, but the audio is failing to pick it up.
Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers is trying to lift SOSA Henderson’s foot off of him, but SOSA manages to connect with a leg drop using his available leg! That manages to stop some of the momentum that Terry was regaining for himself! SOSA gets his challenger to his feet before draping the upper half of his body through the outer side of the set of the ropes! SOSA HOPS OVER THE TOP ROPE BEFORE TAKING A STEP BACK BEFORE NAILING TERRY CHAMBERS WITH THE SCISSORS KICK THAT SENDS TERRY FALLING TO THE OUTSIDE!
Persephone: With Terry on the outside, SOSA manages to get on top of the apron before looking down at Terry Chambers? He is demanding for ‘The Barberic Carnivore’ up to his two feet! As soon as Terry shows some signs of getting himself to his feet, SOSA Henderson flies from the top rope to connect with a springboard crossbody to the outside! Terry does what he can to watch the champion, but SOSA successfully lands the move! Terry is to his back again while SOSA is scrambling to his feet! He takes a couple of steps back before running towards his challenger and hitting him on the side of his skull with a basement dropkick! Then, SOSA pounces on Terry like he’s some rabid animal, throwing a couple of punches his way before getting a fistfull of Terry’s hair and showing his face to the fans that we have in attendance tonight!
SOSA Henderson: (off-mic) You really want this loser as your EAW Champion?
James Peters: SOSA Henderson throws him back before dropping Terry Chambers with a superkick! Terry collapses to his knees! The superkick didn’t knock him down for good! Terry is more than wanting the smoke from the EAW Champion. Terry gestures for SOSA to ‘bring it,’ and this is only going to make the champion more ruthless! SOSA rushes forward before connecting with an enziguri on his challenger, which makes him stagger to his side, but Terry manages to stay on his knees! This is now only going to piss off SOSA Henderson even more before he gets his boot and throws it to the face of Terry!
Rich Russillo: But, Terry Chambers manages to catch SOSA Henderson’s foot before throwing him back just a bit, but SOSA manages to finish the job by connecting with a superkick that makes Terry collapse to his back! This match is no disqualification, no count outs and the only way to win is by making sure that you touch all corners consecutively before your opponent does! If stopped at any point before managing to touch all four corners, it becomes invalid and you must start over again! At this moment, it seems like SOSA Henderson is going to enjoy inflicting punishment
(SOSA Henderson goes over to the timekeeper’s area and gets his hands on a steel chair. He slams the chair shut before banging it against the top of the barricade, trying to get a nice swing of the chair before making his way towards Terry Chambers.)
Persephone: SOSA HENDERSON DRIVES THE TOP OF EDGE OF THE STEEL CHAIR TO THE RIBS OF TERRY CHAMBERS!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
James Peters: SOSA Henderson presses the steel chair against the challenger’s neck before jabbing the chair onto the Adam’s apple of Terry Chambers! SOSA takes a step back before gesturing for Terry to ‘get the fuck up’ to his feet! SOSA is more than fueled up to continue hitting Terry with the chair! Terry is struggling to get to his feet as slowly rises to his feet but — SOSA Henderson swings the steel chair to the challenger’s face!
Rich Russillo: BUT, TERRY CHAMBERS MANAGES TO CATCH THE CHAIR BEFORE IT COLLIDES WITH HIS SKULL!!!!
Persephone: BUT, SOSA HENDERSON MANAGE TO KICK TERRY CHAMBERS IN BETWEEN THE LEGS AS HE FALLS TO HIS KNEES!!!! SOSA MANAGES TO GET THE CHAIR BACK INTO THE HANDS BEFORE SLAMMING IT TO THE BACK OF TERRY’S BACK! TERRY YELLS IN PAIN AS SOSA TAKES ANOTHER SWING OF THE STEEL CHAIR AS THE CHAIR COLLIDES WITH TERRY’S BACK AGAIN! You can see a dent forming on the chair, but it seems like SOSA is going for another swing! THIS TIME, THE CHAIR COLLIDES WITH THE BACK OF TERRY CHAMBERS’ SKULL! He falls front first against the cold, ringside floor!
James Peters: SOSA Henderson places the steel chair in the front of Terry Chambers’ skull, making sure that it’s going to stay there before going for his next move! We see the EAW Champion climbing to the top of the apron! He situates himself on it before jumping off the apron…AND HE CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING FOOT STOMP ON TERRY’S HEAD! YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF THE STEEL CHAIR CRASHING AGAINST HIS SKULL! BUT, SOSA HENDERSON IS NOT DONE HERE! HE GRABS SOME OF THE TEN FOOT CHAIN THAT IS SEPARATING HIM AND TERRY CHAMBERS!
Rich Russillo: SOSA Henderson is stalking Terry Chambers until he somehow musters up the strength to get to a crawling position! SOSA swings the chain onto the back of the former Interwire Champion! Terry plops to his stomach as SOSA continues to swing the chain onto Terry’s back! SOSA is literally lashing his challenger, letting him know that he can do what he wants to him! IF SOSA WANTS TO LASH AT TERRY CHAMBERS WITH THE CHAIN, THEN, HE IS GOING TO DO THAT! SOSA SWINGS THE CHAIN ONTO TERRY’S BACK AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!
Persephone: SOSA Henderson drops the portion of the chain before following up his abuse with Terry Chambers, but you see that Terry is trying to fight through the pain as she slowly makes his way to his feet! Man, can we get a closer look on Terry’s back.
(The camera pans to some welts forming on the back of Terry Chambers. Obviously, those chain whips are going to leave him a mark or two.)
James Peters: I can’t believe that Terry Chambers is mustering the strength to get to his feet, but SOSA Henderson looks to put a stop to that with a superkick to the challenger, but Terry Chambers manages to get a hold of SOSA’s leg! SOSA looks to be in a bit of panic at the moment! Meanwhile, it seems like Terry has him where he wants him! SOSA raises his hands up in defense, trying to reason with Terry to put his foot down, but you can see that Terry is not buying the bullshit that SOSA Henderson is selling him. But, we see him putting SOSA’s foot down! Maybe, he is having a moment of compassion for our EAW Champion!
Rich Russillo: SOSA Henderson looks quite fortunate for what Terry Chambers did, but he strikes Terry with a forearm!
Persephone: Not quite, Rich! Terry Chambers manages to grab SOSA Henderson’s wrist before he punches him! TERRY PULLS SOSA CLOSER TO HIM BEFORE NAILING HIM WITH A PULL-BACK FOREARM SMASH! SOSA FALLS TO ONE KNEE AS TERRY MANAGES TO GET HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF THE EAW CHAMPION BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX! SOSA rolls himself to one of the corners as he manages to tap on one of the corners! A red light goes off, but Terry Chambers doesn’t waste any time as he rushes towards SOSA with a running uppercut to him! Terry manages to touch the corner as it lights up green! It seems like these two have been keen on beating the hell out of each other to realize that the only way to win the match is to be the first man to touch all four corners consecutively.
James Peters: Terry Chambers connects with a shoulder trust to SOSA Henderson’s ribs at the corner Terry manages to get SOSA up to the top turnbuckle,but the sirens that are connected to the turnbuckle are making it difficult for SOSA to balance on the top turnbuckle! Somehow, SOSA manages to get himself in a seated position on the top turnbuckle as Terry manages to join SOSA on the top turnbuckle! WE HAVE SOSA WHO CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH TO TERRY! TERRY WHO CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH TO SOSA IN RETURN! SOSA WITH A PUNCH TO TERRY! TERRY WITH A PUNCH TO SOSA! SOSA! TERRY! SOSA! TERRY! SOSA! TERRY! SOSA! TERRY WITH A HUGE HEADBUTT TO THE CHAMPION BEFORE HOISTING HIM UP AND CONNECTING WITH A SUPERPLEX ON THE TOP ROPE!
Rich Russillo: The champion and challenger are down! One of these men needs to make some magic happen and to take all four corners to win the match! Both men look to be in pain at the moment, but they know what’s in stake for this match! Being EAW Champion is something very important to both men! For someone like Terry, it means accomplishing something that most people believe that he would never accomplish. For someone like SOSA, he does it for the culture. He does it for the people who have been doubting him and his abilities to be a star in this company! Both men have something to prove! Becoming EAW Champion means the world to both of these men!
Persephone: I just want this match to end. :noah: Everyone knows that Rexy should still be EAW Champion. Instead, this match is being contested by a thug and a fitass.
James Peters: Fitass?
Rich Russillo: Are we going to make ‘Fit Terry’ into a thing?
Persephone: If it means ending this match, we’ll make Bella Braxton announce him as ‘Fit’ Terry Chambers.
James Peters: As we turn our focus back into this match, we see that both SOSA Henderson and Terry Chambers are trying to recollect themselves to their feet. But, it’s Terry that manages to regain his balance before SOSA as he takes him down with a clothesline! SOSA falls to his back, but it seems like Terry is going to want the champion up on his feet for his next move! Terry tries to tie SOSA’s wrists in front of him with the chains! Terry hoists SOSA Henderson to his feet before battery ramming him against one of the corners! And just like that, Terry tags the corner as the green light turns on! Terry pulls SOSA away from the corner before he manages to get his hand on one of the corners before battery ramming SOSA Henderson to the other corner before tagging the corner and the green light turns on the second time!
Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers is doing a great job with binding SOSA Henderson’s hands in front of him before battery ramming him to the corners! It seems like we’re going to end this match a lot quicker than anticipated! Terry battery rams SOSA to the third corner, but SOSA manages to collapse to the ground stopping the momentum that Terry was gaining for himself! I’m not sure if it was pure instinct or SOSA was just a bit winded from having the air of his lungs rammed out of him! Terry picks up SOSA, but SOSA is remaining himself on the mat! Terry goes to pick up SOSA, but it looks like SOSA is sandbagging him! He is trying to keep himself down on the mat as you can see a bit of frustration building in ‘The Barberic Carnivore.’
Persephone: Terry Chambers begins to slap around the face of SOSA Henderson! It seems like the challenger is looking for any way to get him back to his feet! Terry begins to use his boot to press on SOSA’s face like he was a dead animal on the street! As the cameras zoom in SOSA’s face, you can see that the champion is fuming at the moment. He’s trying to keep his anger closed in as Terry lazily begins to slap the back of his head!
Terry Chambers: (off-mic) Come on, champ. Don’t you wanna save your title?
(SOSA Henderson gets to his knees as he looks up at Terry Chambers, who is overtowering him. Terry forms a sinister smirk on his face like he is enjoying getting underneath the champion’s skin. Terry connects with another slap upside SOSA’s head, continuing to egg him on.)
Terry Chambers: (off-mic) Come on, SOSA. I thought that you were better than me.
James Peters: TERRY CHAMBERS CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER LAZY SLAP TO SOSA HENDERSON’S MOUTH!
Rich Russillo: SOSA HENDERSON SPITS ON TERRY CHAMBERS FACE! :damn: :damn: :damn:
(Terry Chambers wipes SOSA Henderson’s spit off his face as SOSA’s mouth begins to form blood.)
Persephone: Terry Chambers punches rapidly on SOSA Henderson and manages to get him to his feet! Terry tugs SOSA by his arm before irish whipping him to the horizontal set of ropes! SOSA fails to catch himself and rebounds himself off the set of ropes, BUT TERRY MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE! THE CHAMPION IS TAKEN TO HIS BACK AS TERRY GETS SOSA UP ON HIS SHOULDERS AND CONNECTS WITH A SAMOAN DROP! SOSA IS WIGGLING LIKE A FISH IN RESPONSE TO THE DROP AS TERRY LOOKS TO CONTINUE TO INFLICT AS MUCH PAIN AS POSSIBLE ON THE EAW CHAMPION!
James Peters: But, you see that SOSA Henderson is trying to roll himself out of the ring! Even though he isn’t able to be pinned or submitted in this match, he is still going to use the opportunity to recover and strategize his next move! Terry Chambers rolls out of the ring in order to get him! SOSA manages to use Terry’s body to get himself back to his feet, but he looks up at his challenger, who looks more than ready to continue inflicting as much pain on him as possible! I think Terry knows exactly what he needs to do to make sure that SOSA is out for good in this match and that’s to possibly kill him. :lupe:
Rich Russillo: Why not just get back in the ring and tag all the corners, it would make things a billion times easier, don’t you think? 🤔
Persephone: As it pains me to say this, but I agree with Rich. I’m all about ending this match as soon as possible. Both of these men are SO focused at trying to destroy each other, they’re forgetting about what they must do to end this match! Just tag all the four corners and call it a night!
James Peters: Well, things have gotten personal between these two guys. Beating the hell out of each other and back might be the main priority for the both of them at the moment! SOSA Henderson slowly gets himself to his feet before — MOMENT OF SILENCE! The headbutt from Terry Chambers to SOSA Henderson as that knocks him down to one knee! Terry is taking a couple of steps back and I think we all know what he’s going to hit next!
Rich Russillo: ‘RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!’ THE CLAYMORE KICK THAT TERRY CHAMBERS THREATENED TO HIT EARLIER IN THE MATCH!!!!!!
Persephone: But, SOSA Henderson manages to get a good hold of his challenger’s legs before he’s able to connect with the claymore kick! SOSA has his back turned against the ring post as he catapults Terry Chambers into the ring post! Terry’s skull collides with the ring post before he collapses to his back! SOSA manages to get Terry by his head before throwing him skull first against the ring post again! SOSA is slowly turning this match back into his favor once again and SOSA needs to keep it that way! SOSA manages to get Terry up before battery ramming him against the barricade before battery ramming him against the edge of the apron! SOSA connects with a few punches before getting Terry by his hair and throwing him to the barricade again!
James Peters: The back of Terry Chambers’ head totally felt that! SOSA Henderson rushes towards Terry before connecting with a basement dropkick! SOSA manages to roll himself to his feet before rushing towards Terry and connecting with a cannonball senton on him! He rolls himself back to his feet and grabs Terry and places him on the apron! SOSA moves Terry’s body onto one end of the apron! SOSA slowly backs himself away to the other end of the apron! SOSA bolts towards Terry before connecting with a face wash on him! Terry collapses to his back, but it seems like SOSA Henderson is not done just yet! SOSA moves Terry away from the corner just a bit! SOSA forces Terry into a seated position before taking a few steps back and connecting with a penalty kick to the challenger! Terry falls to his back and rolls himself out of the apron!
Rich Russillo: SOSA Henderson jumps off the apron to retrieve Terry Chambers! Terry is trying to look for the strength to get himself to his feet, but SOSA manages to provide some assistance to Terry Chambers and gets him on his feet, but SOSA spins himself around before nailing Terry with a back kick to the stomach, making Terry arching forward, clutching his stomach! SOSA manages to hoist Terry off his feet with a snap suplex! SOSA drops Terry on his lower back on the edge of the apron!
Persephone: You can see the number one contender clutching his lower back as he’s trying to get himself to his feet, BUT SOSA MANAGES TO HOIST UP ‘THE BARBERIC CARNIVORE’ FOR AN X-PLEX AS TERRY LANDS ON THE APRON! TERRY HAS HIS BACK ON THE APRON AS SOSA BEGINS TO WRAP SOME OF THE CHAIN ON HIS FIST BEFORE PUNCHING THE FOREHEAD OF HIS OPPONENT! SOSA knows that the last thing he needs to do is give Terry Chambers anytime to recover! He knows that Terry is motivated tonight to make sure that the EAW Championship goes home to him!
James Peters: Not only that, but the champion is VERY focused on making sure that he lets his challenger know that he isn’t going to be getting a happy ending in Tampa tonight! SOSA Henderson finds himself on the apron as he manages to take a couple steps back. It seems like he’s setting himself up for this next move! He’s demanding for Terry to get to his feet again, but you can see from Terry’s movements that he’s completely out of it! I cannot understand how any of these men are still continuing with this match! TERRY IS FINDING HIMSELF IN A CRAWLING POSITION AS SOSA CAVES THE CHALLENGER’S HEAD ON THE APRON WITH HIS BOOT! Terry rolls himself out of the ring as SOSA Henderson manages to get himself on the top turnbuckle? I think that he has something else in store for Terry!
Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers is crawling for dear life! He is trying to regain some of the strength to continue on this match, but he manages to grab onto SOSA Henderson’s ankle, making sure that he doesn’t go anywhere! SOSA is trying to kick his challenger away from him! But, Terry is too stubborn, he knows that he can’t let SOSA get away from him again! He tries to pull SOSA down from the turnbuckle by his ankle again, but SOSA pushes him back, but Terry manages to yank SOSA Henderson by his leg as he manages to land between his legs on the turnbuckle!
Persephone: Man, that must have hurt! :mjlol:
James Peters: Terry Chambers tries to get back inside the ring! He manages to get the EAW Champion by his waist and it seems like he’s trying to connect with a German suplex from the top rope, but SOSA is refusing to allow Terry to hit the move! Terry begins to connect with a few shots to the back of the champion before connecting with a release German suplex! SOSA manages to roll himself to his knees as Terry Chambers —
Rich Russillo: RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!
Persephone: SOSA Henderson was hit by the claymore kick as this may have been the moment that Terry Chambers was waiting for! It must suck that Terry can’t go for the cover here, but he knows that nothing should be allowed to take away this magical moment! He manages to roll SOSA Henderson out of the ring! He wants nothing getting in the way of him being able to tag all four corners simultaneously! Come on, Terry! Let’s just end this match so I can go meet up with Rex backstage!
James Peters: Terry Chambers is in a ton of pain, but he manages to make it to the first corner to tag on! It lights up green! Now, he finds himself going to the second corner and —
Rich Russillo: IT LIGHTS UP GREEN! TWO MORE TO GO!
Persephone: Slowly, Terry tries to go for the third corner! I don’t think that he wants to go in this pace, but SOSA put him through some serious hell. I mean, both guys put each other through some serious hell, but Terry somehow makes it to the third corner, tags it and it lights up green! Just one more! Hurry up!
James Peters: He’s actually going to do it! He’s approaching the fourth corner as he tags it!
Rich Russillo: A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF TERRY CHAMBERS’ HEAD! TERRY STOPS BARELY SECONDS AWAY FROM TAGGING THE FOURTH CORNER! SOSA HENDERSON MAKES SURE THAT TERRY’S DREAM DOESN’T COME TRUE! SOSA HENDERSON, THE CHAMPION, IS SO DETERMINED TO KEEP HIS CHAMPIONSHIP! HE BELIEVES THAT HE’S HUNGRIER THAN TERRY! HE’S MORE FOCUSED THAN TERRY! THIS MAN TRULY BELIEVES THAT HE IS BETTER THAN TERRY CHAMBERS!
Persephone: I think the hearts of everyone dropped the moment that SOSA Henderson struck the steel chair to the skull of Terry Chambers! I may have been one of those people! Not because I wanna see him win! Who the fuck does? Don’t you think that we’ve had enough charity case champions here? :mjlol:
James Peters: There’s a ton of people that want to see Terry Chambers conquer the unthinkable tonight.
Rich Russillo: It would be the true symbol of hard work really paying off for Terry Chambers. SOSA Henderson swings the steel chair onto the back of his challenger as he collapses to his side! SOSA continues to swing the steel chair onto the body of Terry! He saw that his reign was slipping from his grasp and needed to do what he could to save it! The champion needs to look for anything that he possibly can do to keep Terry Chambers from standing back up! SOSA unfolds the steel chair and places it in front of Terry! He manages to tie Terry’s hands back with the chain! It’s ten feet of chain! The options are endless!
Persephone: That’s so weird — he’s intertwining Terry’s legs within the bottom rope, making sure that he has nowhere to go. Now, we see Terry’s legs intertwined with the bottom rope! We see Terry tied up with some of the chain that is distancing, but keeping together the champion and challenger. Now, SOSA Henderson opens Terry’s mouth as he places the corner of the chair in his mouth. His teeth grasping on that chair as SOSA manages to get himself on the top rope! Oh my god, what in the fuck is he planning to do?!?!
James Peters: Oh my god, is SOSA Henderson really going to pull off this move? This is VERY risky for the EAW Champion, but desperate times come from desperate measures! SOSA knows that one wrong move could mean the difference between losing and winning the match! He needs to connect with this move! He needs to make sure that he pulls off this move or he could possibly find himself hurt!
Rich Russillo: This is a Voltage match, James! They live for these moments! SOSA Henderson looks at Terry Chambers who is still in position for the next move before —
Persephone: PAID!!!!!!!! IN!!!!!!!! FULL!!!!!!!!! THE DIVING DOUBLE CURBSTOMP ON TERRY CHAMBERS FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn: :damn:
James Peters: OH MY GOD!!! TERRY CHAMBERS’ TEETH BITES DOWN ON THAT STEEL CHAIR THANKS TO THAT PAID IN FULL BY SOSA HENDERSON!!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
(You could almost hear a huge cracking noise coming from Terry Chambers’ mouth. It was enough to make everyone inside that arena cringe at the pain. The camera pans closer as the mouth is completely gushing out of the challenger’s mouth. Terry spits some of the blood from his mouth and two of his feet fall off. The referee quickly scoops up the teeth and hands them over to someone at ringside. He begins to untie the legs of the challenger. At least, he’s able to move around now.)
Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers is completely bleeding in his mouth at the moment! The match needs to end here! I have no idea on how he’s able to continue on! That ‘Paid in Full’ by SOSA Henderson was one of the most devastating things that I have ever seen! If it was a standard match, I can almost assure you that Terry would have stayed down for the three count! I don’t understand how any man or woman would be able to bounce back from that! Just look at Terry Chambers, he’s completely out of it! He just needs to throw in the towel!
Persephone: These people need to know when to call it a day! But, SOSA Henderson manages to get on top of his challenger before throwing some forearm shots to the face! Terry is completely out of it now, but it seems like SOSA could care less about the well-being of Terry Chambers! He just wants to end all of Terry Chambers’ dreams tonight at King of Elite! SOSA manages to rise himself to his feet before stomping on the side of the face of ‘The Barberic Carnivore!’
James Peters: SOSA Henderson is now setting Terry Chambers onto his knees! His hands are still tied behind his back thanks to that ten feet chain! SOSA manages to get some of the chain link as he looks at a cold and stern Terry, who is glaring right back at the EAW Champion!
SOSA Henderson: (off-mic) When are you going to quit? Is all of this worth it to you? Look at you man, you’re a complete mess.
(Terry Chambers has completely suffered in this match. His mouth is completely bloody, two of his teeth fell out of his mouth, his entire body has a bunch of welts, cuts and bruises from the chain that SOSA Henderson used against him earlier in the match. Terry is tired. His body is tired and he’s even wondering why he’s even continuing with the match, but it just shows how much being champion means to him.)
SOSA Henderson: (off-mic) Just give up, Terry. You’re not good enough. You’re not good enough to be champion. Give up when you still have your dignity left.
(Terry Chambers looks down at the mat. This pisses off SOSA Henderson who gets Terry’s face and forces him to look up.)
SOSA Henderson: (off-mic) Look at me when I’m talking to you.
Rich Russillo: TERRY CHAMBERS JUST SPAT HIS BLOOD ON SOSA HENDERSON!!!!
Persephone: I think that I saw Terry Chambers’ tooth fly out of his mouth and nail SOSA Henderson in the face! Just look at SOSA’s face, he’s fucking pissed now! Terry has zero fucks to give at this point in the match!
James Peters: SOSA Henderson gets Terry Chambers by his chin before forcing him up to his feet — MOMENT OF SILENCE!!!!! THE HEADBUTT NAILS SOSA IN THE SKULL, BUT SOSA GOES RUSHING TOWARDS HIM! TERRY STILL HAS HIS ARMS TIED BEHIND HIS BACK, BUT TERRY MANAGES TO NAIL SOSA WITH A GIANT BIG BOOT KICK! SOSA FALLS BACK TOWARDS THE ROPES, BUT SOSA RACES AFTER HIM, BUT TERRY MANAGES TO NAIL HIM WITH A SUPERKICK AS THAT TAKES THE CHAMPION TO HIS KNEES! TERRY FOLLOWS THAT WITH A KNEE STRIKE AS SOSA FALLS BACK! HE MANAGES TO THROW SOME PUNCHES TO SOSA HENDERSON’S FACE! HE MANAGES TO GET HIS HAND ON THE CHAIN BEFORE HITTING SOSA WITH IT!!!!!
Rich Russillo: SOSA HENDERSON IS TRYING TO BLOCK THESE CHAIN SHOTS, BUT TERRY CHAMBERS IS HITTING HIM WITH EACH ONE! TERRY IS UNLEASHING ALL THE ANGER AND FRUSTRATION THAT HE HAS FELT! FROM SOSA HENDERSON AND THE BELITTING THAT THE CHAMPION HAS PUT HIM THROUGH TO ALL THE TALKS ABOUT HOW TERRY WOULD NEVER WIN THE BIG ONE! HOW TERRY WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING IN THIS COMPANY! SOSA IS TRYING TO CRAWL HIMSELF AWAY FROM THE CHAMPION, BUT TERRY IS MAKING SURE THAT SOSA HENDERSON GETS NOWHERE AND BEGINS TO HIT THE CHAIN ON HIS BACK!
Persephone: Gross, you can see the welts forming on the back of the EAW Champion! Terry Chambers manages to wrap the chain around SOSA Henderson’s neck before hoisting up to his feet! It seems like Terry is trying to choke the living hell out of SOSA! :damn: He knows that he has the champion where he wants him!
James Peters: But, SOSA Henderson tries to throw some elbow shots to the back of Terry Chambers’ face! He is desperate to find any way out of the grasp of ‘The Barberic Carnivore!’ But, Terry Chambers manages to lift the chain before throwing SOSA Henderson across the ring! Terry releases the chain in the process as SOSA is trying to regain some airs into his lungs, but Terry Chambers rushes towards him —
Rich Russillo: RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: THE CLAYMORE KICK HITS SOSA HENDERSON IN THE FACE, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE TERRY CHAMBERS IS NOT DONE THERE! HE PICKS UP SOSA HENDERSON BEFORE GOING UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT TERRY CHAMBERS DID TO SOSA HENDERSON A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO ON VOLTAGE! IS HE REALLY GOING TO TRY TO PULL OFF THIS MOVE HERE?!?!?
James Peters: This is a huge risk for Terry Chambers. If he doesn’t nail this move, I can’t see why SOSA Henderson won’t retain now! Terry knows how big of a consequence it could be if this move doesn’t connect! But, it looks like he could care less! He has his eyes on ending SOSA Henderson and winning the EAW Championship! SOSA is completely motionless at the moment!
(Terry Chambers finds himself on the top turnbuckle. SOSA Henderson is on his shoulders in a fireman’s carry position. He is motionless at the moment as he knows that this is going to be the moment that he has waited his entire career for. He was going to become World Champion. He was going to have his name in the history books.)
Rich Russillo: T-5 FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!
Persephone: SOSA HENDERSON HAS SOME FIGHT IN HIM!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
James Peters: SOSA Henderson rebuses to die down as he tries to elbow himself out of position for the ‘T-5!’ I have no idea how SOSA STILL has some fight in him! I’m not sure how this match is still going on! SOSA manages to thumb Terry Chambers in the eye as he slowly finds himself on top of the turnbuckle as he manages to knock Terry a step down! SOSA begins to throw a punch to Terry! Terry begins to throw a punch to SOSA! SOSA! TERRY! SOSA! TERRY! SOSA! TERRY! SOSA! SOSA! HE MANAGES TO KNOCK TERRY CHAMBERS DOWN ANOTHER STEP ON THE TURNBUCKLE!
Rich Russillo: ‘A MOMENT ON SILENCE’ ON SOSA HENDERSON!!!! TERRY CHAMBERS WITH A HEADBUTT AS HE MOVES BACK UP A STEP!!!!!
Persephone: ANOTHER ‘MOMENT OF SILENCE’ BY THE CHALLENGER AS HE MANAGES TO PLACE HIMSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH SOSA HENDERSON!!!!!
James Peters: He manages to throw a punch to SOSA Henderson! Oh shit, SOSA is almost teetering off the top turnbuckle! SOSA is trying to reposition himself on the top turnbuckle, but Terry Chambers with another headbutt shot and another one! He is knocking the hell out of the EAW Champion! ANOTHER HEADBUTT! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! SOSA HENDERSON IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT! HE ISN’T MOVING ON THAT TOP ROPE AS TERRY CHAMBERS —
Persephone: TERRY CHAMBERS THROWS SOSA HENDERSON TO RINGSIDE LIKE A FUCKING RAG DOLL!!!!!
(SOSA Henderson is not moving whatsoever. It seems like Terry Chambers did knock him out with the multiple ‘Moment of Silences’ to the skull! Terry sees that SOSA seems to be out of the equation as he manages to touch the first corner and the greenlight goes off.)
Rich Russillo: He touches the first corner. He’s got three more to go.
(Terry Chambers races to the other corner before tagging it. The green light goes off. As he is tagging these corners, he is thinking about who he is dedicating his victory too — for the fans that never turned their backs on him, for his mentor Zack Crash, who always believed in him. For Brody Sparks, who always believed that he was going to become a star. For his family for always being the positive joy to radiate his home after a tough day at work. For Consuela, who has been able to calm him down and realize that he’s good enough. But most importantly, he’s doing it for himself.)
Persephone: The second corner is touched! He needs to get to the third one!
(Terry Chambers could feel his entire heart beating as he managed to find himself to the third corner. He tags it and it lights green. The EAW Universe is on the edge of their seats, wondering if Terry is actually going to get the job done. He manages to go to the fourth corner.)
James Peters: Wait, just look at ringside —
(SOSA Henderson begins to open his eyes, but he has no idea what is going on. It’s safe to say that he has a concussion as he looks at whatever is happening at ringside. He sees that Terry Chambers is trying to make it to the last corner. SOSA cannot move. He has zero strength to do anything nor is he in the right state of mind. Terry acknowledges that SOSA is looking at him, but Terry is looking at the last corner and tags it!)
James Peters: HE DID IT!! TERRY CHAMBERS WON!!! TERRY CHAMBERS IS THE EAW CHAMPION!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Natural” by Imagine Dragons plays in the background as the socially distanced crowd in the Raymond James Stadium EXPLODES as Terry Chambers falls to his knees, purly exhausted after the war that he went through against SOSA Henderson. He has his head down, full of emotion, soaking in the atmosphere of what this moment truly feels for him.)
Bella Braxton: THE WINNER AND ***NEW*** EAW CHAMPION….TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: At least, ‘The Barberic Carnivore’ finds himself on top of the Voltage food chain as the EAW Champion!
James Peters: Terry Chambers has been through a lot in his EAW career. He’s had one of the toughest rises to a World Championship reign than most people have. He started off his career on NEO as the YLC Cup Holder. People believed that he would be the next big thing of this company, but plans did not go the way that you would expect. He’s had a tough road, filled with heartbreak as he watched his marriage fall apart. He had to conquer his mental health as he battled depression and suicide attempts. He wanted to return to EAW to make sure that his career ended on his terms and in the way that he wanted it too. Now, he finds himself as the EAW Champion.
(The referee hands the EAW Championship to Terry Chambers, who is still on his knees. He gets the championship from the referee as he spends a moment or two admiring the belt. He looks up at the crowd, who is showering him with love and adoration. This had been a moment that they were truly waiting for. Terry finds a camera across from him before looking at it.)
Terry Chambers: (off-mic) Landon, Zack and Savannah, this is for you.
(He looks at the EAW Universe and mouths that this victory is for them as well. He then stands up, he is still in pain, but it’s worth it. Terry Chambers places the EAW Championship on his shoulder before pointing up in the sky and mouthing “Thank you, Brody.”)
Persephone: I really want to make fun of this guy, but I can’t. I fucking hate it here.
(Meanwhile, there’s a referee on each side of SOSA Henderson as they help the former EAW Champion up to his feet. SOSA is still completely out of it. He had suffered a bunch of headbutts from Terry Chambers before being thrown out of the ring, but when he sees Terry with the EAW Championship, he looks down in disappointment.)
James Peters: All the props to SOSA Henderson on being a wonderful EAW Champion. He has killed it this season. He shocked the world by dethroning Rex McAllister for that championship. He held onto the title for about five months. We see the work that SOSA Henderson has put and this isn’t going to be his last moment in the spotlight.
Rich Russillo: SOSA Henderson is a tremendous athlete. Becoming EAW Champion was something that I don’t believe he expected for himself, but he rolled with it. Now, it’s time for Terry Chambers to take on the reins as EAW Champion. Congratulations, Terry Chambers!
(The camera takes a final shot of the brand new champion celebrating his win before fading elsewhere.)
(The scene fades into the luxury skybox of the Raymond James Stadium. The whole suite has an impressive view of the ringside action and the fans screaming out of their minds. Not only that, but there are TVs and state-of-the-art sound systems that echo whatever action is happening in the ring. It makes you truly feel like you’re in the seats with the fans, but in the safety of your own skybox. It’s a very open floor, but there’s granite table tops that are surrounded with tons of food and appetizers that anyone can get their hands on. There’s plenty of seats in front of those tables, which some of the Board of Directors have taken their seats in. All of them are having the time of their life, eating some of the most expensive food imaginable and having beautiful cocktail waitresses handing glasses of champagne.)
(A few moments pass before we head towards the window of the skybox as Voltage Commissioner Captain Charisma, Jon Conning and HRDO are sitting next to the Saudi Royal Family and most importantly, the Saudi Royal Family, King and Queen Fayyaad and Prince Fayyaad. All of them are watching the action as one of the cocktail waitresses hands Prince Fayyaad a glass of champagne before curtsying him. Prince Fayyaad winks at her, which gets her to blush before leaving the Prince to be with the Board of Directors and Captain Charisma.)
HRDO: What do you think of the show so far, Prince Fayyaad? I hope the show is up to your liking.
Prince Fayyaad: I’ve enjoyed the show so far. It’s amazing to see this entire show come together. A lot of different personalities and it is one of the things that makes the show interesting. It’s not the same thing over and over again, but there’s a variety of matches and stipulations. I can see people looking at this show and finding something that they love about it.
Captain Charisma: Any particular match that you liked, Prince Fayyaad?
Prince Fayyaad: I enjoyed Raven Roberts versus Darcy May Morgan. I thought the touches of glass were a nice touch. It was fast paced, competitive and left me on the edge of my seat.
Jon Conning: I am so glad that you’re enjoying yourself and I’m hoping that the rest of your family has enjoyed themselves too?
Prince Fayyaad: My sisters love watching the women wrestle. They were glad to see Darcy May Morgan cash in her Cash in the Vault briefcase. My father on the other hand… :yikes: He had to look away a couple of times. He’s not really as open-minded with the concept of women’s wrestling or intergender wrestling.
Captain Charisma: I would recommend he not pay attention to the King of Elite finals then.
Prince Fayyaad: I will inform him of that. I’m intrigued with the King of Elite tournament. You said that men and women are able to compete? Do they women not have a tournament of their own?
HRDO: They did, but we’re convinced it may be cursed. :lupe:
Jon Conning: This is the first time that we allowed a ton of women compete in this tournament. On Showdown, three out of the four semi-finalist were women. In the finals, the brand is represented by Mr. DEDEDE’s wife, Kassidy Heart. You could be witnessing history tonight.
Prince Fayyaad: I chose the perfect event to attend then. It’s enough to intrigue me. Even if history isn’t made tonight, it’s been a wonderful event nonetheless.
HRDO: I’m glad that we got the negotiations out of the way, so you can sit back and enjoy this event, Prince Fayyaad.
Prince Fayyaad: I agree, I’m glad that all of us were able to find some sort of agreement to keep our relationship with EAW and the Saudi Royal Family going. It’s not like I wanted to break the deal with EAW, but emotions were high and I let my temper get the best of me.
King Fayyaad: My son gets his temper from me.
Queen Fayyaad: He’s always been a bit of a hot head. Even as a child. Always danced to the beat of his own drum, but I love him regardless.
King Fayyaad: I am very happy that EAW and our family were able to find an agreement.
(King Fayyaad, his queen and Prince Fayyaad and the rest of the Saudi Royal Family rises from their seats. Captain Charisma, HRDO, Jon Conning and the rest of the Board of Directors rise up from their seats as well. The two groups and up shaking hands of each other.)
King Fayyaad: It was truly delightful for EAW to invite us to this event. My sons and daughters have had fun watching the entire show. With me and my queen aren’t really the wrestling fans in the palace, but I got other important matters to tend too. Prince Fayyaad will stay to sign a few of the contracts and solidify the deals. Any questions and concerns, you will go to him.
HRDO: We’re more than honored that you were able to come, King Fayyaad. Feel free to stop by anytime that you seek.
(HRDO shakes King Fayyaad’s hand, while bowing his head. He bows for the queen as the rest of the Board of Directors do the same thing to the King and Queen, before the King and Queen are escorted out of the skybox with their own personal security guards. Now, Prince Fayyaad, a few of his brothers and sisters remain in the skybox. All of them are wrestling fans or more interested in the product than their parents. Prince Fayyaad looks around the skybox again before one of the beautiful cocktail waitresses hands the Prince another glass of champagne. Prince Fayyaad is with his brother and two of their cousins, who may have had a drink or two too much. The men are laughing among each other. A moment passes before Prince Fayyaad walks over to Jon Conning, who is on the phone with lawyers, wondering if they could get contracts made and handed over to the EAW Headquarters in Newark, New Jersey. Jon Conning sees Prince Fayyaad in his presence and hands up the call.)
Prince Fayyaad: You said in our last meeting, the same one that you invited me and my family to watch King of Elite with all of you, is that you apparently had a bride-to-be for me —
???: A Bride? :oh:
(One of Prince Fayyaad’s cousins puts his hand around his cousin’s shoulders. He happened to hear the conversation that he was having with Jon Conning. He seems a bit drunk at the moment.)
???: Are we gonna see the Prince settle down with a woman?
(Another one of Prince Fayyaad’s cousins playfully elbows him in the ribs before deliver a flirtatious howl.)
???: You’re planning to break a ton of girls’ hearts back home, man. They never saw the day where Prince Fayyaad would settle down. :wow:
(His older brother came into the conversation as Prince Fayyaad forms a bright smile on his face.)
Prince Fayyaad: There’s always talk about how the ‘billionaire playboy prince’ would never settle down, Mr. Conning, but I’m really gonna have fun with trying to tame an American girl. I hope that you picked out someone for me that is going to give me a bit of a challenge to tame, but someone who isn’t going to spit in my face, please.
(Jon Conning is completely nervous as he’s scratching he back of his neck and clean his throat.)
Jon Conning: Well…um…we think that we have put together a great match. She has ties to our company, more than a perfect housewife, she cooks, cleans and values hard work. She tends to have a fiery personality, but the moment that you get past through all of that, you find her to be a good-natured woman who has a ton of love in her.
Prince Fayyaad: Is she in this arena tonight?
Jon Conning: She happens to be in that other skybox right at this moment….
(Jon Conning points to the other skybox that is filled with Elitists that are booked for King of Elite, but are eating, drinking and having a great time. Members of the Board of Directors are trying to follow his point. Jon has his eye on the one woman as he is pointing to…
***KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR.**** )
Prince Fayyaad: :oh:
(The rest of the Board of Directors are quite speechless as they have the :whoa: look on their face. Everyone could smell that this is going to be a terrible idea, but Jon Conning is ignoring their feelings on the matter. )
Prince Fayyaad: She’s beautiful. :wow:
Jon Conning: Fantastic. We will finalize the marriage contract soon enough. :wow:
(With that, the rest of the Board of Directors go back to their festivities and gossip about what they had just learned and that was Jon Conning putting his niece, Kensingten Calhoun-Astor in a marriage with Prince Fayyaad. Meanwhile, HRDO has not moved as he pulls Jon Conning to the side.)
HRDO: *whispers* Jon, what in the hell are you doing? Are you crazy? You’re a fool for placing this on the shoulders of your racist niece.
Jon Conning: First of all, that’s my niece that you’re talking about. She is not racist.
HRDO: :usure:
Jon Conning: She claims to have changed and I am going to give her the benefit of the doubt. Besides, she has little choice to do something positive around here and earn her keep. It was part of the negotiation, HRDO. If we want Lisa Wren free and for EAW to secure their deal with the Saudi Royal Family, this marriage needs to happen to bring all of that together. We need to unify this deal and the marriage is the way to do it. Now, if you excuse me, I gotta call the marriage lawyer to make up some marriage contracts.
(Jon Conning takes out his phone and dials a number before placing it on his ear. He leaves HRDO by himself as he doesn’t seem too crazy about the entire thing.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(“M3tamorphosis” by Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi hits as white lights flicker and flash throughout the arena. Impact then steps out wearing his Diamond pattern tights with a spiked leather jacket.)
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(Impact closes his eyes and begins to walk slowly down the ramp towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 221 pounds… he is the Most Watched Champion in EAW History… this is… IIIIIMMMMPPPAAACCCCCTTTT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Impact looks focused and ready to make a statement here tonight. We are on the early road to Pain for Pride now, and that’s when we really start to see the very best of the all time great!
Stew-O: And with the weight of Dr. Angelo D’Angelo calling his legacy into question, we know Impact is looking for an emphatic win.
Jake Mercer: He will see the light! :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: :dahellmask:
(Impact reaches the bottom of the ramp before opening his eyes wide and climbing up and into the ring, never acknowledging the boos of the crowd. As he removes his jacket in the ring, his music is suddenly replaced by “Don Life” by Big Sean ft. Lil Wayne as the arena dims and purple lights flood the stage. The Visual Prophet steps out from behind the curtain, giving his hips a wiggle on stage before posing at the top of the ramp for the crowd.)
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stephie Love: And his opponent, making his way to the ring from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 265 pounds… he is Thy Sovereign… THE VISSSUUUAALLLL PPRRRRRRRROOOOPPPHHEETTTT!!!!
(Viz grins as the fans cheer before beginning to walk with his own confident step down the ramp way.)
Jake Mercer: AND HERE IS THE MAN TO BRING THAT ENLIGHTENMENT! :blessed:
Stew-O: Well after some… shall we say coaxing from Impact, the Visual Prophet has finally resigned with EAW and is back in action here at King of Elite.
Flannery McCoy: Dr. D’Angelo wanted to make sure Viz got everything he felt he deserved and more. But Impact slipped his own clauses in there that seem to have turned out less than pleasing, including this match.
Stew-O: Well Viz is not afraid of settling things in the ring. He knows how to get it done, the problem is, so does Impact.
(Viz steps up the stairs and into the ring, looking briefly out to the crowd but keeping mostly fixed on Impact as the referee calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: HERE WE GO! FINALLY! THE VISUAL PROPHET WILL SHOW THE WHITE DEVILS THAT THEY CANNOT HOLD HIM BACK ANY LONGER!
Flannery McCoy: Damn. We got Hotep Jake Mercer twice in the same event.
Stew-O: Both men have yet to leave their corners. These two are icons of this industry and they both understand this match is as much mental as it is physical. Their eyes locked on each other, seemingly waiting to see who will make the first move. Impact looks around, checking his surroundings, staying aware as the wiley veteran always has an eye over his shoulder. Impact now slowly making his way towards the center of the ring, and now motioning for Viz to meet him there.
Flannery McCoy: But the Visual Prophet has his own moves in mind! He just pulled himself up to the top rope and is laying across the corner, propping his head up on one hand. Almost mocking Impact’s invitation. Impact is shaking his head.
Stew-O: AND IMPACT CHARGES AT THE CORNER! AND VIZ PULLS HIMSELF OFF AND TO THE APRON! BUT IMPACT HITTING HIM WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK TO THE RIBS THROUGH THE ROPES! IMPACT SUSPECTED VIZ WOULD MOVE ON AN ATTACK AND PLAYED IT PERFECTLY! VIZ CRASHES TO THE OUTSIDE NOW! Huh? Viz landed pretty hard but he seems completely unphased! He’s just sitting there now looking up at Impact with almost a grin on his face! Both of these men seem to be toying with one another in some way as they feel one another out! Neither man the type to put themselves at a disadvantage! The referee steps forward to begin the count…
Referee: ONE!
Visual Prophet: (off-mic) Nah don’t even worry about that.
Jake Mercer: Visual Prophet pushes himself up to his feet and waves the referee off before walking up the steel steps, keeping his eye on Impact as he does so. He re-enters the ring as Impact backs up a few feet— BUT IMPACT NOW CHARGING HIM TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENT AND GET THIS MATCH INTO GEAR! BUT NO! VIZ THROWS HIMSELF THROUGH THE TOP AND MIDDLE ROPES AND GRABS IMPACT BY THE LEG FOR A ROLLING SINGLE LEG TAKEDOWN! VIZ HAS THE ALL TIMER DOWN AND GOES TO WORK! WRAPPING A BUG ARM AROUND IMPACT’S FACE AND PULLING BACK INTO A POWERFUL CHINLOCK!
Stew-O: Impact feeling his way around! He knows he’s near the ropes and is trying to maneuver his feet around to tie them up! But Viz being wise and keeping his weight down on the center of the Hall of Famer’s back so that he can maintain control! IMPACT PULLING HIS KNEES IN AND BRIDGING OVER! HE MANAGES TO GET ALL OF VISUAL PROPHET ON HIS BACK AND ROLL THROUGH TO PUT VIZ’S SHOULDERS ON THE MAT! IMPACT HAS THE PIN!
Referee: O—
Flannery McCoy: BUT NOT EVEN A ONE COUNT AS VIZ ROLLS THROUGH THE PIN AND PULLS HIMSELF UP IN THE CORNER! Impact now trying to get to his feet and get on the offensive but Viz is already up and stalking his prey! Viz— VIZ RUNS IN FULL SPEED AND DIVES! HE USES THE MOMENT TO GRAB IMPACT AND ROLL HIM OVER INTO A CRADLE PIN! THE REFEREE GOES TO COUNT!
Referee: O—
Stew-O: BUT AN ALMOST INSTANT KICKOUT FROM IMPACT! If that moment doesn’t say it then I don’t know what will! Neither of these men will go down easily! Pinning combinations that would usually show at least some progress in confounding most gets not even a one count on either man! Impact rolls backwards over his shoulder and pushes up from his knees, Viz stepping up to his feet, both men looking eye to eye…
Jake Mercer: AND BOTH MEN SUDDENLY EXCHANGING BLOWS LEFT AND RIGHT! THEY EACH EXPLODE AT ONE ANOTHER AND ANY OF THIS SHOTS COULD BE A KNOCKOUT PUNCH! IMPACT! VIZ! IMPACT! VIZ! IMPACT! VIZ! IMPACT! VIZ! IMPACT! IMPACT! IMPACT! IMPACT! IMPACT! ONE OF THOSE SHOTS STUNNED THE VISUAL PROPHET AND IMPACT IS UNLOADING! HE GRABS VIZ BY THE SHOULDER AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES! VIZ RUNS AND BOUNCES BACK… EVISCERATION!
Flannery McCoy: BUT VIZ PUSHES IMPACT OFF! IMPACT WENT FOR THE BIG GUNS EARLY TO TRY AND TAKE VIZ OUT BUT THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HAD IT SCOUTED! IMPACT CRASHES DOWN AND NOW VIZ DROPS ON TOP OF HIM AND BEGINS TO POUND HIM WITH PUNCHES! FISTS RAINING DOWN ON THE MOST WATCHED CHAMPION IN HISTORY! VIZ GRABBING IMPACT BY THE SKULL NOW AND PULLING HIM UP— OOF! HE SMASHES THE HEAD OF IMPACT BACK INTO THE MAT! THE RECORD HOLDER IN CHAMPIONSHIP REIGNS LOOKS GLAZED OVER AS HIS HEAD JUST BOUNCED OFF THE CANVAS! Viz now standing up to his feet and dragging Impact by the arm! He pulls Impact up to his feet and hoists him up! Viz showing EAW power now as he lifts up his opponent! OH! VIZ JUST MILITARY PRESSED IMPACT BUT HE LIFTED A KNEE RIGHT INTO THE RIBS RIGHT AS IMPACT FELL!
Jake Mercer: The ever innovative offense and mind of the wonderous Visual Prophet! These white devils could never keep up! :blessed:
Stew-O: Impact is hurting and Viz is keeping perfect control over this situation! Impact grabbing now at the leg of the Hall of Famer… AND HE APPLIES THE VIZ LOCK! THE VIZ LOCK IS ON! IMPACT IS IN PAIN NOW AS VIZ CRANKS HARD ON THAT ANKLE LOCK! IMPACT NEEDS TO FIND A WAY OUT FAST! HE’S STRONG BUT HE CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH DAMAGE BEFORE THAT HOLD BECOMES DEBILITATING!
Jake Mercer: THERE IS NO ESCAPE! NO ESCAPE FROM THE VIZ LOCK FOR HIM OR ANY OF THE CACS THAT HOLD OUR PEOPLE BACK!!
Flannery McCoy: “Our people”? Umm…
Jake Mercer: YES! OUR PEOPLE! THE ENLIGHTENED!
Stew-O: IMPACT DESPERATELY LOOKING AROUND FOR THE ROPES BUT HE IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! IS HE GOING TO TAP?!? IS THIS THE END ALREADY?!?
Flannery McCoy: He needs to figure out something or— WAIT! IMPACT PRESSING UP ONTO HIS HANDS! YOU CAN SEE HIS FACE TURNING RED AS HE STRAINS THROUGH THE PAIN SHOOTING UP HIS LEG! AND IMPACT ROLLS THROUGH! HOS MOMENTUM MANAGES TO SEND VIZ FORWARD AND PULLS HIS FOOT OUT OF THE HOLD! IMPACT IS FREE! BUT VIZ IS ON THE PROWL AGAIN! HE IS STILL ON HIS FEET AND TURNS BACK TOWARDS IMPACT! VIZ CHARGES AT THE MULTI-TIME WORLD CHAMPION AND LOOKS TO DRIVE A KNEE INTO HIS SKULL!
Stew-O: BUT IMPACT SLIDES OVER AND GRABS VIZ BY THE TIGHTS! HE PULLS HIM DOWN AND SENDS VIZ TUMBLING HEAD FIRST INTO A TURNBUCKLE! VIZ IS STUNNED AND IMPACT HAS A CHANCE TO TURN THINGS AROUND! BUT DID THE VIZ LOCK DO ITS DAMAGE?!? Impact does not seem to be favoring that leg so he may have escaped before severe damage was done but he does have a grimace on his face as he stands to his feet! Only time will tell! He stomps that foot almost as if trying to grit himself through any remaining aches and turns his attention back to Viz! Impact checking that ankle one more time— BEFORE CHARGING VIZ AND DRIVING THE PROPHET’S HEAD BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH A KNEE TO THE SKULL! VIZ MAY BE OUT AND IMPACT IS NOT HOLDING BACK! HE THROWS THAT KNEE OVER AND OVER AGAIN! PUTTING EVERYTHING HE HAS BEHIND IT!
Jake Mercer: The white devil has evil intentions! He takes Viz up now and shoulders him up to sit on the turnbuckle! Impact climbing up now and sets his feet on the top rope— RIGHT INTO TURNING TIDES! NO HESITATION AS HE THROWS VIZ WITH THE FRANKENSTEINER!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT NOT WASTING A SECOND! THOSE VETERAN INSTINCTS DRIVING HIM FOR THE WIN! HE PUTS BOTH HANDS ON THE TOP ROPE AND HOISTS HIMSELF UP QUICKLY! RIGHT INTO THE MOONSAULT!
Stew-O: IT HITS! TURNING TIDES FOLLOWED BY THE MOONSAULT! WILL THIS BE IT?!?
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOO—
Jake Mercer: :blessed:
Stew-O: VIZ GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Impact looks annoyed. I don’t know if he expected that to end the match or not because he knows there’s bigger moves in his arsenal, but it’s taking him a lot longer than I think he’d like to really make a dent in the Visual Prophet. Impact knows he can’t let the momentum stall so he turns back now and it’s his turn to rain some punches down— BUT ITS ELBOWS INSTEAD! IMPACT GRABBING VIZ BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND BRINGING VERTICAL ELBOWS DOWN I TO THE FACE OF THE PROPHET! VIZ TRYING TO COVER UP AS BEST HE CAN BUT IMPACT IS TARGETING EACH STRIKE LIKE A LASER! SHOT AFTER SHOT CONNECTING AND— OH MY GOD I THINK HE’S OPENED VIZ UP! BLOOD BEGINNING TO FLOW FROM THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!
Flannery McCoy: Impact is trying to keep the damage going now though! Not a care at all that his opponent is cut open! He has built an unprecedented career on being ruthless in the ring and tonight will be no exception! He gets back up to his feet and grinds his boot across the face of Viz as he goes! Impact now running for the ropes! FLIGHT SIGHTS!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! IMPACT HITS THE MAT WITH NO TARGET! HE LANDS RIGHT ON THOSE RIBS THAT VIZ WENT AFTER EARLY ON! VIZ NOW TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO HIS FEET BUT HIS WORLD HAS TO BE CLOUDED FROM THOSE ELBOWS TO THE HEAD! IMPACT GRIMACING AS HE CLUTCHES HIS RIBCAGE BUT IT DOES NOT DETER HIM! Both men to their feet but Viz is still shaking himself clear! Impact moves in! BUT VIZ PUSHES OFF THE ROPES INTO A SHOULDER BLOCK THAT PUTS IMPACT ON THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Viz is trying to shake his head clear but Impact is already getting back up! Biz hits the ropes again! And another shoulder block puts Impact on the mat! And another! And another! Viz keep dropping Impact but the Hall of Famer keeps getting back up! Viz comes again— BUT HE STOPS SHORT AND SCOOPS IMPACT UP! RIGHT INTO THE PROPHET DRIVER!
Stew-O: NO! IMPACT SOMEHOW ROTATES THROUGH AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! HE TURNS BACK AND THROWS A SPINNING WHEEL KICK RIGHT AT THE VIZ’S JAW!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT VIZ CATCHES IT! THE VIZ LOCK! APPLIED AGAIN TO THAT SAME LEG HE TARGETED EARLIER! Viz scouted the kick and now Impact is in a bad way! That ankle is going to be getting worse and worse now and he can’t afford to have his base taken away! Viz cranking hard— VIZ DROPPING DOWN AND GRAPEVINING THE LEG! VIZ MAKING THIS HOLD NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BREAK! IMPACT WITH A PRIMAL YELL NOW AS THE PAIN SEARS THROUGH HIM! HE HAS TO FIND A WAY TO BREAK OUT OF THIS QUICKLY OR THIS MAY BE ALL SHE WROTE!
Stew-O: Impact looking for some angle, some manner of escape but not finding it! He rolls over, trying to twist some kind of position! He starts throwing vicious kicks at Visual Prophet! Trying to make him release! MY GOD! LOOK AT VIZ’S FACE! COVERED IN HIS OWN BLOOD BUT WIDE EYED WITH AN ALMOST MANIC FOCUS AS HE IS INTENT ON RIPPING IMPACT’S FOOT CLEAN OFF HIS LEG! VIZ CRANKING THAT ANKLE WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS IN HIM! IMPACT CRYING OUT NOW FOR SOME MIND OF RELEASE! THOSE KICKS GETTING HIM NOWHERE!
Jake Mercer: And they will continue to get him nowhere! :blessed:
Stew-O: Impact trying to gauge what he can do! Time is running out before that ankle joint snaps! He’s turning to and fro just looking for anything! He’s trying to drag himself but he has to drag himself and Viz together and he has to do it with his ribs hurting! He’s clawing and scratching at the mat! Each and every motion beginning to slip more and more instead adding progress from the sweat that’s already covering him! Impact is fighting! Reaching! Can he actually get to the ropes in time?
Flannery McCoy: He doesn’t have much left! Impact isn’t a man who submits often in my opinion but he may be forced to do so tonight! He can’t find a way out of this and it’s taking so much out of him to get to the ropes! BUT HES STILL GOING! IMPACT WITH ALL THAT HE HAS LEFT TRYING TO BREAK THE HOLD! DIGGING DEEP! ONLY INCHES AWAY NOW… AND HIS HAND FINALLY FALLS TO THE BOTTOM ROPE!
Impact: (off-mic) GET HIM THE FUCK OFF!!!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Stew-O: Viz waits until the last possible second to release that hold! Trying to inflict everything he can before relinquishing! The referee pulls Viz away and Impact is in a bad way! The Hall of Famer is holding that ankle and it may well be sprained or broken at this point!
Jake Mercer: And now the man here to slay the white devil, the Visual Prophet approaches to take advantage! :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: Viz steps over now and grabs Impact by the hair, pulling him up! Viz has him in position and— EVISCERATION!!!!
Jake Mercer: :lupe:
Stew-O: IMPACT LEAPT ENTIRELY OFF HIS GOOD LEG AND BROUGHT VIZ DOWN WITH THE CODEBREAKER OUT IF NOWHERE! VIZ IS THROWN BACKWARDS TO THE MAT AND IMPACT DRAGS HIMSELF OVER AND MANAGES TO HOOK THE LEG!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREE—
Flannery McCoy: BUT VIZ STILL POWERS OUT!
Jake Mercer: :drakelike:
Stew-O: Impact is beside himself now! Frustration evident on his face as he hit that Evisceration seemingly out of nowhere right as Viz was closing in on him! Impact now moving up to his feet— Oh but he’s stumbled on that bad ankle! Impact trying to beat some life into that ankle joint! Using hammerfists to try and force some blood flow through whatever swelling has occurred! He’s walking on it but the pain is clear now! Adrenaline maybe the only thing numbing it! But Viz is beaten down as well! The gash on his face is now opened up even more by that codebreaker! Blood pouring from his skull and things will only get more difficult as his head probably gets foggier!
Flannery McCoy: Viz is trying to roll over and get back to his feet as Impact now limps along the ropes! Viz is up to his knees, both men need to find a spark! Impact stepping away from the ropes as Viz gets to his feet! Impact— IMPACT SWINGS THE RIGHT HOOK! FIST OF FURY!!!
Stew-O: BUT THE VISUAL PROPHET DUCKS THE PUNCH! VIZ SLIPS BEHIND IMPACT AND AS THE HALL OF FAMER TURNS AROUND— KISS TO THE HEAD! THE BULLHAMMER ELBOW CONNECTS!
Jake Mercer: :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: AND VIZ NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES! HE GRABS IMPACTS LEGS AND USES HIS SHOULDERS AND BODY WEIGHT TO STACK THE PIN! COMPRESSING THOSE RIBS OF IMPACT! THE REFEREE IS THERE FOR THE COUNT!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREE—
Jake Mercer: :kellycry:
Stew-O: IMPACT SOMEHOW POWERS OUT!! He managed to power through those damaged ribs and slip out of the pin at the last second! These two will not stop until the other is broken! Viz may well have a concussion and he’s lost so much blood! Impact’s ankle is clearly injured and those ribs are bruised at best! Viz is now up to his feet again! Impact trying to meet him— BUT VIZ MOVES IN WITH A BOOT RIGHT ACROSS THE SIDE OF IMPACT’S HEAD!
Jake Mercer: My enlightened BROTHAAA is climbing up to the top rope! He’s looking to put this away once and for all! Viz lines himself up! YES! HE’S GOING FOR BOW TO THE HEART!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IMPACT IS UP! HE USES HIS GOOD LEG TO THROW HIMSELF INTO THE ROPES! VIZ LOSES HIS BALANCE FROM THE ROPES MOVING AND HE FALLS! JUST BARELY AVOIDING GETTING RACKED ON THE TOP ROPE! IMPACT MOVING IN! THROWING FOREARMS NOW INTO THE OPEN WOUND ON VIZ’S HEAD! Viz is slumped on the top rope now and Impact seems to have something specific in mind! Impact pushes Viz up to a seated position before reaching down and gripping that ankle! Trying to make sure it won’t give out on him here! Impact begins to step up rope by rope until
He stands before Viz on the top rope! Impact— IMPACT IS LIFTING THE VISUAL PROPHET UP! IMPACT SHOWING AMAZING STRENGTH LATE IN THE MATCH AND PULLS VIZ UP IN POSITION! HE HAS HIM SET FOR A PILEDRIVER! COULD WE BE ABOUT TO SEE GUNSMOKE?!? BUT HES FACING THE WRONG WAY! HE— IMPACT IS GOING TO PILEDRIVE THE VISUAL PROPHET FROM THE TOP ROLE TO THE FLOOR ON THE OUTSIDE!
Jake Mercer: NO! FORGET WINNING THE MATCH! THAT COULD KILL HIM!
Stew-O: IMPACT DOES NOT CARE! HE ONLY WANTS TO WIN! IMPACT STEPS OUT FROM THE TOP ROPE! AVALANCHE GUNSMOKE!!!
Crowd: *GASP*
Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT!
Jake Mercer: DID HE REALLY—?
Stew-O: THE VISUAL PROPHET BREAKS LOOSE AT THE LAST SECOND AND TURNS IT INTO A HEADSCISSOR TAKE DOWN THAT SENDS IMPACT FLYING FROM THE RING AND THROUGH THE CURRENTLY INACTIVE VOLTAGE ANNOUNCE TABLE!
(Video replay shows in slow motion and Viz grabs Impact around the neck by his feet and pries himself free of Impact’s grasp before twisting through and sending him flying towards the gold announce table. Viz crashes hard with his shoulder on the ring apron before falling to the floor as Impact crumbles through the table and lays motionless.)
Persephone: (off-mic) UGH! YOU AREN’T REX! GO AWAY, FATPACT!
Flannery McCoy: Both men are down and motionless! I still can’t fully believe what we just saw! Even the referee is stunned because he’s only just realized he has to start counting!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Stew-O: Viz is pulling up to his knees! He knows he doesn’t want to let the match end by count out so he has to get Impact back in somehow but his shoulder could be seriously fucked now! He tries to stretch it out as he gets to his feet, making his way slowly towards Impact!
Referee: FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Jake Mercer: Viz is up and trying to get to Impact but he’s clearly hurt! That counter may have saved his neck but it was by no means a clean fall! He finally gets over to the Voltage table where Impact is laid out and starts to drag the Hall of Famer out of the rubble! Impact is swinging his arms weakly out of what has to be pure instinct now!
Referee: SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!
Flannery McCoy: But Viz manages to get control of him! Walking impact over towards the apron, Viz just manages now to get a hardly conscious Impact and himself back into the ring! As Viz rolls under the bottom rope he pushes himself over— AND INTO A COVER ON IMPACT!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jake Mercer: THE WHITE DEVIL IS DEAD!
Stew-O: NOT QUITE! THEY WERE BARELY INTO THE RING AND IMPACT SOMEHOW STILL HAD THE VETERAN INSTINCT TO GET HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! Viz is just laying there still on top of Impact! Both men are exhausted now and if he had pushed impact just a bit further into the ring, you have to wonder if that would’ve been in. There’s no quit in either of them.
(The camera pulls back to show both men broken and laying there. Blood from Viz’s head wound has painted various parts of the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: Viz is now trying to press himself up into position to keep fighting! Impact is still down and hardly moving a muscle, his damaged foot still just dangling on the bottom rope! Viz— VIZ GRABS THAT ANKLE AND GOES TO APPLY THE VIZ LOCK ONCE AGAIN!
Stew-O: AND THE PAIN FROM FEELING VIZ TRY TO APPLY THE HOLD SHOOTS IMPACT AWAKE! HES TRYING FOR SOMETHING! ANYTHING TO STOP IT! Impact scrambling around as Viz struggles to apply the hold but refuses to release that foot and— IMPACT GRABS THE REFEREE! IMPACT DEMANDING THE REFEREE FORCE THE BREAK! THE REF LOOKS CONFUSED! AND IMPACT SHOVES HIM BACKWARDS! THE REFEREE COLLIDES WITH THE TURNBUCKLES AND DROPS TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Impact just shoved the ref! That should be a DQ! That— NO! IMPACT FINALLY GETS HIS FOOT AWAY FROM VIZ! IMPACT TURNS AROUND— AND HE UPPERCUTS VIZ RIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS! HE HIT HIM IN THE COCK, DICK, AND PENIS! BUT ALSO THE BALLS!
Stew-O: A VERY DESPERATE MOVE FROM A VERY DESPERATE MAN! IMPACT KNEW IF THAT VIZ LOCK WENT ON ONE MORE TIME THERE WOULD BE NO ESCAPING! VIZ IS DOUBLED OVER FROM THE LOW BLOW! AND IMPACT PULLS HIMSELF UP— EVISCERATION! THE CODEBREAKER BRINGS VIZ DOWN AGAIN! NO! IMPACT NOW TRYING TO GET THE REF OVER TO WHERE VIZ IS! PULLING HIM THAT WAY! IMPACT GOES FOR THE PIN!
….
???: NO! NO! NO! WE NOT ABOUT TO HAVE THIS! NOT AGAIN! AND NOT ON BLACK HISTORY MONTH!
Stew-O: What in the—?
(The camera turns to see Dr. Angelo D’Angelo walking down the ramp with a microphone in his hand. He walks with a purpose towards the ring and up the steel steps where he stands along the apron looking directly at Impact. Viz is still down and out inside the ring.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Nah. It’s not going down like this. You really about to hit this young black man in his chocolate diamonds and steal a win? Acting like you are superior for that? And you wonder why I call you a white devil?
Impact: (off-mic) I don’t got time for your bullshit. Fuck off.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: You would like that, I’m sure! But I will not go! That young African male in that ring is my BROTHAAAA! You see this wrestling ring? All the blood stains? I don’t see any of it coming from your porcelain colored skin! You are really about to claim a tainted victory off the lost blood of a black man to further your own agendas after preaching to me about how you ‘EARNED’ everything you had? You wish that badly to do as your forefathers did and take your successes while standing on the backs of my people? And after we’ve already seen the lovely Nubian Queen that is Serena Bennett robbed of her true championship for the second time by gifts and privileges held by white women!
Flannery McCoy: Impact is looking annoyed, but he’s stepping closer to Dr. D’Angelo!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Yes! Come closer and hear the truth! Your whole career, Mr. Y2Impact, you have dodged the allegations of being called a Culture Vulture, using references that came from the artistic and beautiful minds of men and women who’s ancestors came from the motherland! You used them to further yourself just as you are about to rob my BROTHAAA and further yourself by using his blood as well! You look like the kinda man who likes to wear a nice white robe once in a—
Stew-O: FIST OF FURY! IMPACT WITH THE KO PUNCH TO DR. D’ANGELO! D’ANGELO FALLS FROM THE APRON TO THE OUTSIDE!
Jake Mercer: IMPACT CLEARLY DID NOT WANT TO HEAR THE TRUTH OF HIS TREACHERY!
Flannery McCoy: Well he is in the middle of a match! Impact turns back to— KISS TO THE HEAD!!!!
Stew-O: IMPACT TURNED RIGHT AROUND INTO THE BULLHAMMER ELBOW FROM THE VISUAL PROPHET! IMPACT IS OUT COLD! VIZ DROPS DOWN! HERE’S THE COVER! THE REFEREE IS JUST BARELY AWAKE!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
…
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
…
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: HE DID IT! :blessed:
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!
(“Don Life” kicks back up again as a bloody and aching Viz pulls himself off of Impact. Viz clutches at his shoulder briefly and tries to wipe some of the blood from his face to no avail. He then rolls out of the ring and to his feet on the outside floor where he starts to pull Dr. D’Angelo to his feet.)
Flannery McCoy: Viz managed to topple Impact! It seemed Impact was going to run away with it but Dr. D’Angelo came out just in time to turn the tables back in Viz’s favor!
Stew-O: These two were brutal on each other tonight! They left nothing to spare and now Impact is out cold as Viz can barely stand! What a war they just went through! But congratulations to the Visual Prophet for the victory tonight!
Jake Mercer: THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Viz is seen helping Dr. D’Angelo to get up the ramp despite his own injuries, neither man really seeming very stable on their legs at the moment. Impact is still motionless inside the ring as the camera fades to commercial.)
(Commercial promoting shoe inserts featuring Jake Smith. Add six inches to your height today!)
( “Fire Storm A” by Herman’s Langscwert & Wolfgang Killian blasts through the speakers to an eruption of boos. Ronan Malosi steps out onto the stage and embraces in the boos. He looks in disgust at the mask-wearing fans in attendance as he waits for Ryan Wilson to follow behind him. “The Only Thing They Fear Is You” by Mick Gordon overlaps and replaces his theme song with louder boos. Ryan Wilson makes his appearance with a cheeky smirk as both Chained Fury members make their way down the ramp and into the ring. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! At a combined weight of 500 pounds… THE SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER, RYAN WILSON… AND RONAN MALOSI…. CHAIIIIINEEEDDD FURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: We are moments away from what might be the biggest tag team match of the year! This could be a match of the year candidate, depending on what goes down tonight. Ronan Malosi and Ryan Wilson are walking into this championship match with their second opportunity at the belts. The first time was at Road To Redemption, where The Realm retained. However, tonight, they look to rectify that mistake and hopefully walk out of tonight as the new EAW Unified Tag Team Champions!
Persephone: Those two indeed aren’t walking into this match with an ounce of positivity after fresh after losing to the Fire & Ice wannabes, Alexis Chambers and Dr. Bethany Blue, on the go-home edition of Showdown. They nearly escaped the steel cage on Saturday night, but the Maidens Of Malpractice were able to jump out first. Chained Fury have evidently been unhappy about the finish, and they got revenge by firing Alexis Chambers earlier. But, that might have just boiled tensions even more between them and the Maidens of Malpractice.
(“We Will Rock You” by Artist Taylor Momsen, Maria Brink & Lizzie Hale blasts through the speaker as it prompts Dr. Bethany Blue and Alexis Chambers to jerk the curtain and appear on the entranceway. They receive an uproar of boos as Blue and Chambers completely ignore Raymond James Stadium’s reaction. Blue and Chambers scan the atmosphere before making their way down the aisle. )
Bella Braxton: THEIR OPPONENTS! FIRST! At a combined weight of 242 pounds.. ALEXIS CHAMBERS… DR. BETHANY BLUE… THE MAIIIDENSSSS OF MALLLLPRACTICEE!!
Gavin Kirkland: I got a question for the executives backstage? Why in the almighty is Alexis Chambers still allowed to compete here? Alexis just got fired, and that makes her unemployed! She is not a member of any roster whatsoever, so which doesn’t make her eligible to compete at all. This is a sham! Imagine being Alexis Chambers and not having a job. #downbad.
Persephone: Maybe she should go work for Ronan at Applebees. :mjlol2:
Gavin Kirkland: That is true! She should go to the kitchen where she belongs!
Stew-O: The Maidens Of Malpractice were indeed caught off guard with the firing earlier tonight, but they vowed to get revenge on Chained Fury in this match. So, if I were Ryan Wilson and Ronan Malosi, I would steer clear of Chambers and Blue because I am confident those two are hell-bent on getting revenge!
( As the Maidens Of Malpractice immediately start to get in the face of Chained Fury, “The Day” by Porno Graffiti echoes throughout the Raymond James Stadium. More and more boos fill up the venue as both members of IDOL-GUN — Miku Sakai and Hikaru Kanno — emerge onto the entranceway. Looking more confident than ever, they storm down the ramp in unison and slide into the ring. )
Bella Braxton: At a combined weight of 231 pounds… MIKU SAKAI.. HIKARI KANNO…. IIIIIIIDOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-GUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Stew-O: The last time Miku Sakai and Hikaru Kanno were near the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships, they got a no-contest result against both Sierra Bradford and Harper Lee. Tonight, there will be no one to stop them, and as of late, IDOL-GUN has been a force to be reckoned with. The future is bright for both IDOL-GUN members and if they win the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships tonight, the future of the tag team division will be in good hands.
Persephone: They aren’t as good as the current tag team champions — Fire & Ice — but they undoubtedly have been proven to be somewhat of a legitimate threat in the tag team division over on Voltage.
Gavin Kirkland: I talked to my old buddy, aka former roster member SKA before King Of Elite, and we were discussing Hikari Kanno and Miku Sakai. Honestly, I might agree with him on this point. I am not racist but don’t Hikari Kanno and Miku Sakai look the same? God, there’re so many women in this match. I could just jerk off forever to this.
Persephone & Stew-O: :mjpls: !!!
(“In Over My Head” by Grandson plays one of the biggest pops in King Of Elite history. It prompts Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford to make their presence known. Wearing attires inspired by The Powerpuff Girls, they confidently mosey their way down to the ring. The rest of the tag teams eye the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships around their waist while approaching the squared circle. )
Bella Braxton: AND!! At a combined weight of 259 pounds…. THEY ARE THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… SIERRA BRADFORD… HARPER LEE…. THEEEEEEE REALMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Strangely, The Realm was originally supposed to defend their EAW Unified Tag Team Championships against Blicky Boyz. However, plans were changed, leading to this substantial fatal-four way tag team match with enormous stakes. I am sure The Realm are somewhat unhappy with that change. Still, no matter how big the challenge is, both Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford are always willing, ready, and able to go face-to-face with adversity. Since dethroning The Grand Athletes back at Territorial Invasion, The Realm has proven themselves to be one of the greatest tag team champions in recent memory. Getting past the unit of Jesse Barlow and Korey Gains at Wicked Games and their opponents tonight, Chained Fury at Road To Redemption, they intend on continuing their championship reign forever!
Persephone: I refuse to acknowledge them as the tag team champions. Fire & Ice were robbed of their tag team championships, and it should be them defending their tag titles right now!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: The bell has rung, and we are about to be witnesses to pandemonium! Four tag teams — Chained Fury, Maidens of Malpractice, IDOL-GUN, and The Realm — are certainly going to put on a tag team wrestling classic, all for the opportunity to walk out of Raymond-James Stadium with the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships. Will The Realm’s championship reign leave untouched, or will the 50th EAW Unified Tag Team Champions be crowned tonight at King Of Elite? The last two tag team champions that defended their belts in multi-man matches lost, and The Realm is going to try at the best of their ability to make sure history doesn’t repeat. All four teams establish who is going to start as they all come out of the corners.
Persephone: Hopefully, Fire & Ice retain their championships tonight! Each participant from out of the four teams starts this match. Hikari Kanno of IDOL-GUN, Dr. Bethany Blue of the Maidens of Malpractice, Ronan Malosi of Chained Fury, and Sierra Bradford of The Realm look to begin this match as all four competitors rendezvous in the center of the ring. Ronan Malosi steps in between the three of them! What the hell is the big bald-headed man doing here?
Ronan Malosi (off-mic): LOOK!! Let’s just save all of the embarrassment! Hikari, Blue, and Bradford. Take your tag team partners, run to the back, and just forfeit this match. Don’t make me consecutively beat all of your asses with my own two hands.
Gavin Kirkland: What a bold statement! Ronan Malosi is vocally asserting his dominance against the three teams already! He instructs them to get out while they still can, but they don’t intend to retreat any time soon! Though, he is right about how they shouldn’t be in the squared circle. I’d rather see IDOL-GUN, Maidens of Malpractice, and The Realm shooting a video for my favourite website — Brazzers.com — instead of seeing them in this ring.
Persephone: No! The only man I want to see on the hub is my Rexy Sexy! Imagine if he just whipp-
Stew-O: ALL THREE OF THE FEMALE ELITISTS STORM AT RONAN MALOSI!!!!! RONAN’S BIG MOUTH LEADS TO HIM GETTING BOMBARDED WITH STRIKES FROM KANNO, BLUE, AND BRADFORD!! ALL THREE OF THEM ARE STOMPING DOWN ON HIM BEFORE THEY COLLECTIVELY BRING THE HOT TAKE KING UP TO HIS FEET!!! It surely is a smart strategy to go straight for the most prominent opponent in this match! Entering a game like this as the largest competitor will bring a huge target on your back, and Ronan Malosi basically asked for it! What is this now?
Gavin Kirkland: Unlikely alliances forming in an attempt to take out Ronan Malosi. Sierra Bradford and Hikari Kanno hook his tights from both sides and HOISTS HIM UP INTO A DOUBLE SUPLEX WHILE DR. BETHANY BLUE PUSHES FROM BENEATH THE LEGS!! BUT MALOSI USES HIS FEET TO SEND BLUE THRUSTING THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A MULE KICK AS HE COUNTERS THE SUPLEX!! KANNO AND BRADFORD ARE UNSUCCESSFUL IN THE LIFT AS RONAN TRIES TO LIFT HIM UP AT THE SAME TIME!! WHAT IS THIS POWER??!! RONAN MALOSI HAS BOTH KANNO AND BRADFORD UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION!!!
Persephone: BUT BRADFORD SOMEHOW ESCAPES FROM HIS CLUTCH AND CLOCKS HIM IN THE BACK OF HIS LEFT LEG WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! Malosi relinquishes the suplex hold on Hikari! BRADFORD COMES FROM THE SIDE AND NAILS HIM THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A JUMPING FOREARM SMASH!! Hikari joins the fray and rebounds off the ropes, AND CLOCKS HIM WITH A FOREARM SMASH OF HER OWN!!! BRADFORD CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER ONE!! AND HIKARI RUSHES IN TO CONNECT WITH ANOTHER FOREARM!! But, Malosi grabs her in mid-air and grabs her by the throat! I wish Rex could grab me by the throat like that as RONAN LIFTS HER UP INTO THE AIR!! AND TOSSES HER TOWARDS BRADFORD!!
Stew-O: RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! As Hikari Kanno went flying into the air, Bradford saw it coming and grabbed her for a german suplex! What a unique way to avoid an incoming human toss as she goes back onto the attack! RONAN GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE!!! Bradford rolls down and gets up!! ENZIGURI TO THE CROWN OF THE HOT TAKE KING!! Ronan is stunned as Bradford now leaps onto the second rope!! AND OFF FOR A SPINNING CROSSBODY!! ! NO!! RONAN GRABS HER IN MID-AIR AND HOLDS HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS!!!! RONAN UTILISING HIS FREAK OF NATURE STRENGTH ONCE AGAIN AS HE CARRIES ONE-HALF OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AROUND THE RING LIKE A RAGDOLL!! RONAN HOISTS HER U-
Gavin Kirkland: HERE COMES DOCTOR BLUE BALLS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! AND SHE THUMPS BRADFORD WITH A BEAUTIFUL MISSILE DROPKICK!! THE IMPACT SENDS BRADFORD COMPRESSING RONAN MALOSI ONTO THE CANVAS!! Looks like the crossbody was technically completed as Blue pulls Bradford off the canvas! Blue with a kick to the midsection before she hooks the arm over and hoists her up into a suplex position!! BLUE WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX!! Bradford manages to flip out of it! Spinning heel kick to the midsection, followed up by a kick to the face and a leg sweep! Bradford notices Hikari Kanno emerging onto her feet as she now runs!!
Persephone: BRADFORD JUMPS UP AND SENDS KANNO INTO THE OTHER SIDE OUT OF THE RING WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK WHILE SHE MOVES IN MID-AIR AND FLATTENS DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH A SHOOTING STAR SPLASH!! WHAT A COMBINATION OF MOVES AS SHE GETS UP TO HER FEET!! Ronan emerges from the canvas and gets a handful of Bradford’s hair! Bradford notices and gets out of his clutch! AND SHE REPEATEDLY SMASHES RONAN IN THE FACE WITH FOREARM BLOWS AFTER FOREARM BLOWS! SHE SPINS AROUND FOR THE SPINNING GAMENGIRI KICK!!
Stew-O: SWING AND A MISS!! Bradford failed to connect with the kick and landed right onto her stomach. Ronan wraps his arms around her waist and deadlifts her off the canvas!! AND SHE THROWS THE TAG TEAM CHAMPION THREE-THIRDS ACROSS THE RING WITH A DEVASTATING GERMAN SUPLEX!! A NASTY GERMAN SUPLEX COURTESY OF THE MATCH OF THE YEAR WINNER AS RONAN NOW TURNS AROUND TO HIKARI KANNO!! RONAN SEES HER RUNNING AS POPS HIKARI OVER THE AIR!! HIKARI GOES FLYING OVER HIS SHOULDERS INTO THE DIRECTION OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!!
Persephone: HIKARI ADAPTS IN MID AIR AND GRABS BLUE’S HEAD!! AND DRILLS HER SKULL ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A SIT-OUT FACEBUSTER!! AMAZING MANEUVER FROM ONE-HALF OF THE IDOL GUN!! RONAN DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING AS HIKARI GETS OFF OF THE DOCTOR AND TOWARDS RONAN!! Ronan swings forward for a clothesline! Hikari ducks under and grabs him by the side! SAITO SUPLEX! DENIED!! Hikari went for the snap Saito suplex, but Ronan blocked it with several vicious elbows to the temple! Ronan finishes it off with a knee blow to the midsection before placing her head between his legs and hoisting the woman up into a powerbomb position!
Gavin Kirkland: HOT TAKE KING PLOPS HER DOWN WITH A STANDING POWERBOMB!! Ronan Malosi isn’t done yet as he grabs her legs and rolls her over onto her feet. Hikari inadvertently rebounds off the ropes and into the hands of Malosi! MALOSI SPINS HIM AROUND FOR THE VERTIGO!!! BUT THE SPINNING SIDE SLAM IS AVERTED AS HIKARI WENT OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A SNAP SAITO SUPLEX!! SHE MIGHT’VE BROKE MALOSI’S NECK AS HIKARI GRABS BETHANY BLUE AND GOES FOR THE SAITO SUPLEX ONCE AGAIN! Bethany tries to fight out of it!
Persephone: BUT LOOK!! SIERRA IS ON THE OTHER SIDE AS SHE CARTWHEELS CLOSELY INTO THE DIRECTION OF HIKARI KANNO!! Kanno is clueless as SIERRA THEN BACKFLIPS OVER!! AND NAILS KANNO FROM BEHIND WITH A PELE KICK AS SHE WAS DESCENDING!! CORNER BACKFLIP KICK FROM SIERRA WITH A GREAT SHOWCASE OF ATHLETICISM!! Sierra brandishes a smirk on her face and recuperates for a moment… Dr. Bethany Blue comes from behind! AND GRABS HER FOR THE INVERTED DDT! GRADE C2 AVOIDED AS SIERRA BRINGS HER DOWN INTO THE CANVAS!! SIERRA GOES FOR THE HANGOVER RUNNING KNEE!! BUT BLUE JUMPS UP IN MID-AIR AND COUNTERS WITH THE TJD SUPERKICK!!! Blue immediately follows it up and grabs Sierra by the head!! REVERSE DDT INCOMING!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: This sequence is making me drool! Blue goes for the Grade C2, but she momentarily pauses as she sees Hikari Kanno winding up to her feet! Kanno gets up to her feet and turns around! BLUE KICKS HER IN THE MIDSECTION AND GETS HER IN THE FRONT FACE POSITION!! SHE HAS BOTH BRADFORD AND KANNO IN POSITION!! AND SHE SLAMS THEM DOWN WITH SIMULTANEOUS DDTS!!! A NORMAL AND INVERTED DDT AT THE SAME TIME AS ONE-HALF OF THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE BEGINS TO CRAWL TOWARDS HER CORNER!
Persephone: THE DOCTOR LEAPS INTO THE SKIES TO TAG ALEXIS CHAMBERS IN!!
Stew-O: BUT RYAN WILSON CAME OUT OF HIS CORNER AND TAKES OUT THE FOUNDATION BENEATH CHAMBERS!! CHAMBERS GOES SWINGING FACE FIRST ONTO THE APRON AS WILSON THROWS HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Dr. Bethany Blue is leaning against the ropes, pissed off and aggravated as Ryan Wilson is literally adding more insult to injury after firing Alexis Chambers earlier! Dr. Bethany Blue assesses the current situation to see Hikari Kanno and Sierra Bradford approaching their tag team partners. She completely disregards them and begins to sprint!! SHE IS RUNNING THE ROPES AS RYAN WILSON BERATES
Ryan Wilson (off-mic): THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR SLAPPING ME YOU STUPID UNEMPLOYED BI-
Persephone: DR. BETHANY BLUE SHOOTS THROUGH THE ROPES AND THRUSTS WILSON INTO THE BARRICADE WITH A TOPE SUICIDA!! RYAN WILSON IS DOWN AS BLUE ANXIOUSLY CHECKS UP ON HER TAG TEAM PARTNER!! ALEXIS CHAMBERS LITERALLY GOT FIRED!! WELL, GOOD THING SHE GOT FIRED BECAUSE TO BE HONEST, THAT BITCH FUCKING SUCKS AT EVERYTHING!!
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: Two tags as Sierra Bradford brings in Harper Lee while Hikari Kanno substitutes with Miku Sakai!! Dr. Bethany Blue continues to check in on her tag team partner as Harper Lee, and Miku Sakai start to exchange strikes in the center of the ring!! Miku launches forward for a running knee! Harper ducks it and goes for a roundhouse kick!!! MIKU DUCKS IT!! Harper goes for a spinning heel kick! BUT MIKU DUCKS THAT!!! AND SHE NAILS THE SELF-PROCLAIMED WOMAN WITHOUT FEAR WITH A SIDE THRUST KICK!! Harper is swaying side to side, back and forth, and completely staggered as SAKAI IRISH WHIPS HER INTO THE ROPES!!
Persephone: BUT HARPER MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND AND IRISH WHIP SAKAI INTO THE ROPES!! BUT RIGHT AS SAKAI WENT INTO THE ROPES, HARPER JUMPS TOWARDS AND DROPPED HER WITH THAT SPRINGBOARD FLATLINER!!! THAT VIDEO GAME VIRGIN NERD JUST DROPPED MIKU SAKAI WITH WHAT SHE CALLS “SOLAR FLARE” AS SAKAI REELS INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING… Harper uses the ropes to get up to her feet as Dr. Bethany Blue introduces herself back into the fold!! SHE LEAPS ONTO THE APRON AND TRIES TO STUN THE CHAMPION AMONGST THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT HARPER LEE COUNTERS IT AND NAILS BLUE WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI!!! Dr. Blue Waffle just got bamboozled with that devastating kick to the head as Harper runs the ropes! WHATEVER HARPER IS THINKING HERE IS SURELY GOING TO SEND THE DOCTOR FLYING INTO THE CROWD!! HARPER IS PROBABLY ABOUT TO DO SOME MY HERO ACADEMIA POWER TYPE SHIT!! HERE SHE COMES!!
Stew-O: RONAN MALOSI COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND POUNCES HARPER LEE OUT OF THE RING!! THE SELF-PROCLAIMED MR. The MAIN EVENT JUST EMERGED FROM THE SHADOWS AND SENT HARPER LEE FLYING INTO THE STRATOSPHERE!! WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM AS RONAN CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE JUST DID!?!!! RONAN TURNS AROUND AND SEES MIKU SAKAI!! HE LEANS DOWN AND SENDS ONE HALF OF IDOL-GUN SPLATTERING ONTO DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! WHAT THE HELL IS THE BEARER OF BAD TAKES DOING NOW!?!?
Persephone: I have seen Rex McAllister do a triple rotation suicide dive in my lifetime, but what is someone like Ronan’s size about to do? Ronan Malosi is signalling for a high-risk aerial assault! He looks down to see Miku Sakai and Dr. Bethany Blue using each other to get up to their feet before he STARTS TO RUNS THE ROPES!! RONAN MALOSI IS GRADUALLY SPRINTING THROUGH THE RING!! OH MY GOD!!! WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE A RONAN-MALOSI SIZED TOPE SUICIDA!!
Stew-O: BUT RONAN STOPS HIMSELF IN HIS TRACKS AND SMILES!! EVERYONE IN THE ARENA IS RAINING DOWN BOOS ON WHAT HE CALLS HIMSELF, “TAMPA’S FAVOURITE SON”!!! Ronan Malosi is just chilling in the center of the ring, making a mockery of the crowd’s anticipation, and I am sure that he fooled each and every one of you at home!! Ronan continues to laugh in the center of the ring with his back turned against his competition!! BLUE GOES FOR A SUPERKICK ON THE OUTSIDE!! BUT MIKU GRABS HIS LEGS, SPINS HER AROUND AND SNATCHES HER HEAD… Miku Sakai steps off the apron and DRILLS THE DOCTOR WITH A TORNADO DDT ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!
Gavin Kirkland: RONAN, LOOK BEHIND YOU!! MIKU SAKAI SPRINGS DOWN ONTO MALOSI WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH!! RONAN FALLS DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS AS SAKAI LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE!! SAKAI IS CALLING FOR RONAN TO GET UP TO HIS FEET!! This just looks like the climax scene from that one Hentai film that I watched this morning!! WATCH OUT, RONAN!!!
Stew-O: Harper Lee comes from the dead after being shot into the atmosphere and jumps onto the apron!! BUT SHE IMMEDIATELY GETS CLOCKED IN THE JAW WITH A SUPERKICK COURTESY OF IDOL-GUN’S MIKU SAKAI!! HARPER LEE IS ABOUT TO STUMBLE OFF THE APRON, BUT BLUE CATCHES HER INTO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR!!! I am surprised Blue can get up to her feet after that brutal tornado DDT onto the outside floor! Sakai nails a kneeling Malosi with a roundhouse kick before deciding to fixate her attention onto Harper Lee and Blue!! SHE RUNS THE ROPES!! AND SHE GOES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE ONTO HARPER LEE IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR!!
Persephone: THE TOPE SUICIDA CONNECTS, BUT HARPER USES THE FORCE TO FLIP DR. BETHANY BLUE INTO AN INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER!! HOW THE HELL DID SHE CONVERT THAT INTO THE INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER!! DR. BETHANY BLUE JUST GOT MURDERED ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AS HARPER LEE WAS BASICALLY UNSCRATCHED BY THE TOPE SUICIDA!! MIKU CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS SHE CHARGES INTO HARPER!!
Stew-O: Harper Lee tries to counter her attack with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex! BUT SAKAI MANAGES TO USE THE TOSS TO SPRING HERSELF THROUGH THE ROPES AND INTO THE ROPES!! LEE IS CLUELESS AS ONE-HALF OF IDOL-GUN GOES SOARING INTO THE SKIES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND FLATTENS THE “INVINCIBLE” HARPER LEE WITH A SENSATIONAL TOPE CON HILO!! SAKAI NOW BRINGS HER BACK INTO THE RING!!!! SAKAI MANEUVERS SMOOTHLY UP THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND SPRINGS OFF THEM!!
Persephone: SKYFALL!!!
Stew-O: QUEEN OF THE FALL!! QUEEN OF THE FALL!! HARPER LEE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO COUNTER THE DIVING CORKSCREW CUTTER FINISHER WITH THE BACKSTABBER IN FUCKING MID AIR!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! HARPER LEE IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING HERSELF THROUGH THE CANVAS FOR THE PINFALL!! THIS MAY BE IT!! HARPER LEE IS ABOUT TO RETAIN THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS FOR THE REALM!!! COUNT IT, REF!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Gavin Kirkland: YES!! RONAN MALOSI BREAKS UP THE COVER!!! Ronan Malosi stomps down onto the back of Harper Lee and just saved everyone in this match! Wilson is up on his feet on the apron and he’s demanding for Malosi to tag him into the match! Malosi objects as he wants to give himself more offence! The Hot Take Master pulls Harper Lee up to her feet! She grabs her by the wrist! AND PULLS IN LEE FOR THE DEATH-RO!! HARPER LEE IS ABOUT TO RECEIVE HER LAST RITE!! HER END OF DAYS PERHAPS!! RONAN GOES FOR THE DEATH-RO MANEUVER!!! IT CONNECTS!!! IT CONNECTS!! DEATH-RO CONNECTS!!
Persephone: FALSE!! HARPER FLIPS OVER HER ARM AND BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE!! INSIDE CRADLE!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: NO!!! SO CLOSE!! SO CLOSE TO THE REALM RETAINING!! BOTH HARPER LEE AND RONAN MALOSI EMERGE TO THEIR FEET AT THE SAME TIME!! HARPER LEE STRIKES FIRST AND CLOCKS MALOSI IN THE JAW WITH THE RIGHT HOOK!! THE DRAGON FIST NAILS MALOSI AS IT ONLY BRINGS HIM DOWN ONE KNEE!! HARPER LEE WENT FOR THE HARPER LEE SMASH RIGHT THERE AS HE WINDS UP HER FIST!!! SHE LOOKS FOR ANOTHER ONE!!! MALOSI IS ESSENTIALLY HALF-KNOCKED OUT RIGHT NOW, AND LEE IS ABOUT TO MAKE HIM FULLY KNOCKED OUT!!! LEE SWINGS FOR THE RIGHT HOOK!!
Persephone: DRAGON FIST CONNECTS… BUT RONAN IS ABLE TO GET IN HIS KNOCKOUT PUNCH AT THE SAME TIME!! CHAINED FURY’S RONAN MALOSI AND THE REALM’S HARPER LEE SYNCHRONOUSLY KNOCKS EACH OTHER OUT WITH THEIR PATENTED RIGHT HAYMAKERS!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS ARE OUT LIKE A LIGHT!! AND YOU COULD SAY THAT BOTH COMPETITORS MUST HAVE SOME NEON GUTS IN ORDER TO HANDLE THAT!! GET IT?? Dr. Bethany Blue slowly slides back into the ring, and just like Lil Baby, she is telling both competitors that IT IS MY TURN!
Gavin Kirkland: She never said that! Do you hear things? What even is a Lil Baby?
Stew-O: Dr. Bethany Blue gradually gets up to her feet and starts stumbling towards her corner! Alexis Chambers is one of the only competitors that has yet been able to get her offence in this tag team match! But, it looks like Chambers is about to receive the opportunity to do so!! BLUE GOES OVER TO TAG BLUE!! WILSON SLIDES INTO THE RING AND ATTEMPTS TO INTERCEPT THE TAG!! BLUE SENDS WILSON FLYING ONTO RINGSIDE WITH A BACK BODY DROP AND EVADES HIS TACTICS!! CHAMBERS IS GONNA GO FOR THE TAG!!
**TA-**
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE!??! RYAN SLIDES BENEATH THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE AND PULLS CHAMBERS OFF THE APRON AND INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! BLUE DOESN’T GET THE TAG ONCE AGAIN AS THE SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER CARRIES ONE-HALF OF THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE ACROSS RINGSIDE!! AND HE DROPS HER DOWN ONTO THE APRON WITH AN ELECTRIC CHAIR FACEBUSTER!!
DR. BETHANY BLUE IS FROZEN AND DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO AS MIKU SAKAI GETS UP AND TAGS HIKARI KANNO INTO THE MATCH!!
**TAG**
Persephone: Hikari Kanno is legal as both members of IDOL-GUN remain within the squared circle. Dr. Bethany Blue has no other choice to fight the battle herself as she charges into KANNO!!! BLUE GOES FOR A SUPERKICK!! BUT KANNO DUCKS IT AND BLUE WALKS RIGHT INTO A FLUSH BOOT TO THE FACE!! BLUE TURNS AROUND AND GETS CLOCKED IN THE MUSHER WITH ANOTHER YAKUZA KICK BY SAKARI!! BLUE STUMBLES DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE AND GETS HER BRAIN TURNED INTO MASH POTATOES WITH TANDEM RUNNING KNEE STRIKES!! MY GOD!!!
Stew-O: IDOL-GUN ARE LOOKING TO END THIS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW AS MIKU SAKAI PULLS DR. BETHANY BLUE BACK UP TO HER FEET!! Sakai wraps her arms around her waist, perhaps for a German suplex, while Hikari Kanno grabs her by the head! What is the almighty are both competitors looking for here? KANNO FLIPS UP INTO THE AIR FOR THE ASAI DDT WHILE SAKAI HOISTS BLUE UP FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX!! SIMP4US!! SIMP FOR US CONNECTS INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! THE ASAI DDT PLUS GERMAN SUPLEX COMBINATION CONNECTS AS SAKAI ROLLS OFF BLUE AND KANNO GETS THE BACK-TO-BELLY CRADLE PIN!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!! WE MAY HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!
Stew-O: RONAN MALOSI AND HARPER LEE BREAK UP THE COVER AT THE LAST SECOND!! IDOL-GUN can’t believe it as they immediately attack Ronan Malosi! Miku Sakai Irish whips Malosi into the corner!! SAKAI RUNS INTO HIM AND SQUASHES HIM INTO THE CORNER WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!! KANNO FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE OF HER OWN!!! Malosi is temporarily taken out of the fold by Sakai and Kanno before diverting their attention fully onto Harper Lee! Harper Lee is about to be on the end of something tragic for her championship reign!
Gavin Kirkland: Well, rip bozo! I almost thought IDOL-GUN dethroned The Realm of their EAW Unified Tag Team Championships right there! Sakai and Kanno pull Harper Lee up to her feet and sets up what they had previously with Dr. Bethany Blue! THEY ARE GOING FOR ANOTHER SIMP4US!! Sakai has the arms wrapped around the waist while Kanno has the head clutched! This would make a fascinated sex position as THEY GO FOR SIMP4US ONCE AGAIN!!! SECOND TIMES, THE CHARM, PERHAPS?!?!
Persephone: NO!!! HARPER LEE MANAGES TO COUNTER AND GRAB SAKAI INTO A WAIST LOCK!!! SAKAI HAS HER ARMS WRAPPED AROUND HARPER LEE WHILE LEE HAS HER ARMS WRAPPED AROUND KANNO’S WAIST!!! RONAN MALOSI COMES RUNNING IN OUT OF THE CORNER!! WHAT IN THE FUCK??? RONAN MALOSI WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF MIKU SAKAI!!! OH MY GOD!!!
Stew-O: HOLY SHIT!! A TRIPLE CHAIN OF GERMAN SUPLEXES!! OH MY GOD!! RONAN MALOSI LIFTED MIKU SAKAI UP FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX, AND THAT CAUSED A CHAIN REACTION WITH HARPER LEE AND HIKARI KANNO BEING HOISTED UP ONTO THEIR END!! RONAN MALOSI IMPLEMENTING HIS FREAK NATURE STRENGTH ONCE AGAIN IN THIS MATCH AS HE DOESN’T KNOW WHO TO PIN!! Ronan Malosi crawls over to pin Harper Lee!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
TH-
Persephone: KICK-OUT!! Harper Lee gets her shoulder up as Malosi immediately hovers over Hikari Kanno for the lateral press! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THR-
Stew-O: KANNO BRINGS HER SHOULDER UP AS WELL!! Ronan Malosi appears frustrated as he goes to pin Harper Lee once again! HE AGGRESSIVELY HOOKS BOTH LEGS THIS TIME AROUND!! COUNT IT, REF!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: HARPER LEE KICKS OUT MUCH EARLIER THIS TIME!! RONAN MALOSI COVERS HIKARI KANNO ONCE AGAIN!!! WHEN IS THIS MAN GOING TO LEARN??
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Persephone: KICK-OUT!! Ronan Malosi stops the frenzy of pinfalls as he appears pissed off! Rightfully so! This match should’ve ended a long time ago! Ronan should just go for the Rex Effect and end this all!! It’s not that difficult! Damn! Ronan Malosi is looking more anxious than ever as his tag team partner is still recovering from that vicious roundhouse kick by the handcuffed Alexis Chambers! Ronan is looking around and he doesn’t know what to do!
Ronan Malosi (off-mic): GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!! THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT!!! RIGHT HERE!! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY!! THIS WHOLE WORLD IS A CONSPIRACY!! RYAN WILSON AND I SHOULD BE THE NEW EAW TAG TEAM CHA-
Gavin Kirkland: HAND IN THE MOUTH!! JUST HOW I LIKE IT!!
Ronan Malosi (off-mic): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Steve-O: DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! THE MANDIBLE CLAW IS LOCKED IN AS RONAN MALOSI IS IN A BAD PREDICAMENT!! MALOSI SHOULD’VE SEEN IT COMING AS DR. BETHANY BLUE IS MAKING HIM PAY FOR EVERYTHING THAT SHE’S SEEN AND GONE THROUGH. EARLIER IN THIS MATCH AND THROUGHOUT THE MONTHS!! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS PUTTING SO MUCH ENERGY INTO THE MANDIBLE CLAW!!
Persephone: I wish Rex McAllister could put his fingers in my mouth like it.
Gavin Kirkland: Me too!
Steve-O: :dahell: RYAN WILSON SLIDES INTO THE RING AND TRIES TO BREAK IT UP!! BUT BLUE USES HER OTHER HAND TO PUT HIM IN THE MANDIBLE CLAW!! TWO SIMULTANEOUS MANDIBLE CLAWS CINCHED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! IF DR. BETHANY BLUE COULD WIN THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS BY MAKING WILSON AND MALOSI TAP OUT TO THE MANDIBLE CLAWS, THAT WOULD BE A HISTORICAL VICTORY!! JUST IMAGINE THAT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT WON’T HAPPEN AS SIERRA BRADFORD LOOKS IT BREAK IT UP!! AND SHE SENDS DR. BETHANY BLUE ACROSS THE RING WITH THE RUNNING KNEE!! The two mandible claws are relinquished as both Chained Fury members collapse into the canvas grabbing their throat! Both individuals got the Chris Elite special with the fingers in the throat. Still, it was unfortunately interrupted with Sierra Bradford’s devastating Hangover double knee strike!
Persephone: Sierra Bradford helps Harper Lee up to her feet as both members of the EAW Unified Tag Team Champions are up to their feet! But, they have a mighty challenge behind them as both Chained Fury partners are up to their feet as well! Both tag teams have a history with each other!! The Realm successfully retained their tag team championship gold against Chained Fury back in December, and I know both Wilson and Malosi have been waiting to get their revenge since then… Both teams clearly don’t share any sort of respect for each other! They are all staring at each other with smirks and disgust!!! BEFORE THEY START UNLOADING ONTO EACH OTHER!!
Gavin Kirkland: THEY START ENGAGING IN STRIKES AFTER STRIKES!! RONAN MALOSI KICKS BRADFORD IN THE MIDSECTION!! BRADFORD REELS INTO THE CORNER WHILE HARPER CONNECTS WITH A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH ONTO WILSON!! Malosi gets a hold of Harper! BUT HARPER CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT!! MALOSI NOW REELS INTO HIS OWN CORNER WHILE WILSON BOUNCES BACK AND TURNS HARPER AROUND!! HE JUMPS UP FOR THE CUTTER!! CHAOS THEORY!!
Persephone: NO!!! HARPER SHRUGS HIM AWAY AND CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM SMASH ONTO THE BACK OF THE NECK!! Harper sees her tag team partner down-and-out in the corner before she turns the general manager around!! HARPER JUMPS UP FOR THE BACKSTABBER!!! BUT RIGHT AS LEE JUMPED UP, WILSON SNATCHED HER HEAD AND DRILLED THE CHAMPION DOWN WITH THE STUNNER!! THE STUNNER CONNECTS!!!! GAME OVER!!
**TAG!!**
Stew-O: ALEXIS CHAMBERS IS FINALLY TAGGED IN!! BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE EMERGES FROM BEHIND AND TELLS CHAMBERS TO STAY ON THE APRON!!!! SHE PULLS WILSON UP TO HER FEET AND TURNS HIM AROUND!! SHE JUMPS UP FOR THE REMEDY CUTTER!! BUT WILSON HOLDS ONTO HER AND PUSHES HER AWAY!! RYAN WILSON THEN GOES FOR CHAOS THEORY!! BUT THE MAIDEN OF MALPRACTICE COUNTERS AND SHRUGS HIM AWAY!!! BOTH COMPETITORS HAVE EXHAUSTED THEIR CUTTER FINISHERS AS THEY JUMP UP AND GO FOR THEM ONCE AGAIN!!
Gavin Kirkland: BOTH GO FOR THE CUTTER AT THE SAME TIME AND END UP FLOORING EACH OTHER WITH SIMULTANEOUS NECK BREAKERS!! SINCE BOTH BLUE AND WILSON JUMPED UP AND GRABBED EACH OTHER’S HEAD AT THE SAME TIME, THEY HAD NO OTHER CHOICE BUT TO DRIVE EACH OTHER DOWN WITH NECK BREAKERS!! WHAT AN INTERESTING EXCHANGE AS SIERRA BRADFORD IS BACK IN THE RING!! Sierra Bradford is standing in the corner! She might not be the legal participant, but she is doing things to make sure things don’t steer in the wrong direction for The Realm’s chances of retaining!
Stew-O: Ryan Wilson rolls beneath the bottom rope and stays on the apron while Dr. Bethany Blue slowly goes from on all fours from just to onto both knees!! SIERRA BRADFORD HAS THE DOCTOR IN HER CROSSHAIRS!!! THIS COULD BE IT!! SIERRA CHARGES INTO THE DIRECTION OF DR. BETHANY BLUE AND ADVANCES FORWARD FOR THE SHINING WIZARD!! ELECTRIC FEEL!! ELECTRIC FEEL CONNECTS ACROSS THE TOP OF DR. BETHANY BLUE’S FOREHEAD!!
Persephone: LIGHTS OUT!!! LIGHTS OUT!!! WHAT THE HELL!! ALEXIS CHAMBERS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND CONNECTED WITH THE SUPERKICK IN MID-AIR!! ALEXIS IS ABLE TO INTERCEPT THE ELECTRIC FEEL ATTEMPT AS SHE GOES OVER TO GRAB BETHANY BLUE!! ALEXIS CHAMBERS IS ABOUT TO WIN THIS ONE!! WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE WALK OUT OF HERE WITH THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!! HOWEVER, SHE PAUSES FOR A SECOND AS SHE KNOWS RYAN WILSON IS NOT LEGAL!!! SHE WALKS OVER TO GRAB RONAN MALOSI!!
Stew-O: She drags Ronan Malosi to the center of the ring and makes her way onto the top turnbuckle!! THE SUN MAY RISE FOR ALEXIS CHAMBERS AND DR. BETHANY BLUE RIGHT HERE!!! RONAN MALOSI IS LAID OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WHILE ALEXIS CHAMBERS IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! ALEXIS WINNING THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS BY PINNING BOTH SHOULDERS OF RONAN MALOSI ONTO THE CANVAS FOR THE ONE, TWO, THREE IS GOING TO BE NOTHING BUT BITTER SWEET!! ALEXIS SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! MOOOONSAULTT!! THE MOONSAULT CONNECTS!! WE HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS!!
**TAG!!**
Gavin Kirkland: BUT RONAN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND RETREATS OUT TO RINGSIDE AS WILSON TAGGED HIMSELF IN!!! WILSON SECRETLY HIDES BEHIND THE APRON AS MALOSI COLLAPSES ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WHILE ALEXIS WAS ABLE TO LAND SAFELY ONTO HER FEET LIKE A CAT!! BUT LOOK BEHIND YOU!! ALEXIS HAS HER EYES FOCUSED ON THE SUBCONSCIOUS HOT TAKE KING WHILE HIKARI KANNO STALKS FROM BEHIND LIKE A PREDATOR!! KANNO IS LOOKING AT HER PREY FROM BEHIND!!! ALEXIS CHAMBERS TURNS HER HEAD AROUND!!
Stew-O: ALEXIS GOES FOR THE SUPERKICK!! BUT HIKARI COUNTERS AND SNATCHES HER FROM THE SIDE!! ALEXIS TRIES TO COUNTER WITH STRIKES, BUT HIKARI KANNO IS ABLE TO ABSORB THEM AND SHE DROPS ALEXIS ONTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD WITH THE SAITO SUPLEX!! THE SNAP SAITO SUPLEX FOLDS THE MOTOR CITY GODDESS LIKE AN ACCORDION AS HIKARI KANNO IS ABOUT TO CLOSE THIS ONE UP!!
Persephone: Alexis Chambers is out like a light right now!! Hikari Kanno pulls Chambers up to her feet and gets the hammerlock in!! SHE HOISTS THE MOTOR CITY LOSER INTO THE HAMMERLOCK BACK SUPLEX!! WHAT IS THIS NOW!??! SHE THEN HOLDS HER UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS!! HERE SHE GOES!! HIKARI KANNO GOES FOR THE ROPPONGI DREAMS!! ROPPONGI DREA-
Stew-O: CHAMBERS COUNTERS IT WITH A DDT!! CHAMBERS WAS SOMEHOW ABLE TO MANAGE TO TURN IT AROUND AND SPIKE ONE-HALF OF THE IDOL GUN ONTO THE TOP OF THEIR HEAD WITH A DEVASTATING DDT!! CHAMBERS QUICKLY GETS UP TO HER FEET AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!!! SHE COMES OFF THE ROPES AND JUMPS WHILE KANNO GETS UP ONTO BOTH KNEES!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CHAMBERS CONNECTS WITH THE SHINING WIZARD!! FOH!! FOH!! FOH!! SHINING WIZARD CONNECTS!! FUCK OUT OF HERE!! FUCK OUT OF HERE!! SHE USES THOSE WONDERFUL THIGHS TO CONNECT WITH THE SHINING WIZARD AS HIKARI KANNO IS DOWN-AND-OUT!! THERE IS NOWHERE KANNO IS GETTING OUT OF THIS ONE!!!! CHAMBERS GOES OVER FOR THE COVER AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! THE SUN IS ABOUT TO SET FOR MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE!! THE REFEREE COUNTS!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RYAN WILSON PULL ALEXIS CHAMBERS OUT OF THE RING AT THE LAST SECOND! Ryan Wilson with a smirk on his face as Alexis Chambers could’ve had it right there!! Alexis is disappointed as Wilson continues to mock her!!! Ryan Wilson saved Chained Fury, The Realm, and IDOL-GUN!! BUT TO THE CHAGRIN OF ALEXIS, ALEXIS IMMEDIATELY STORMS AT WILSON!! ALEXIS IS PISSED OFF AS SHE IS STILL FRESH OFF BEING FIRED AS SHE IS JUST PEPPERING AWAY AT THE GENERAL MANAGER!!
Persephone: ALEXIS IS NOT STOPPING!! RYAN WILSON IS TRYING HIS BEST TO BLOCK THE PUNCHES AND KICKS, BUT ALEXIS CONTINUES TO OBLITERATE WILSON WITH THEM!! PUNCH AFTER PUNCH!! STOMP AFTER STOMP!! Alexis Chambers now grabs his head and starts to repeatedly bash Wilson into the steel steps!! I think I am starting to see blood seep out of the back of Wilson’s head as Alexis Chambers drives the back of his head into the steel steps once again!!! Alexis is hell-bent on destruction as of this moment! Chambers would’ve gotten released anyways by how much she sucks anyways! ALEXIS TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK AND CHARGES INTO WILSON INTO THE STEEL STEPS! CHAMBERS HAS SNAPPED!!!
Stew-O: BUT RONAN MALOSI COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND GRABS ALEXIS CHAMBERS IN THE FULL NELSON!! ALEXIS HAS NOWHERE TO GO AS MALOSI GOT HER BY THE THROAT!! FOR SURE THAT SHIT STAYING IN!!! MALOSI CONTINUES TO CINCH IN THE POWERFUL FULL NELSON HOLD!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND EVERYONE STARTS TO ATTACK RONAN!!! KANNO AND SAKAI OF IDOL-GUN, BRADFORD AND LEE OF THE REALM ARE JUST ASSAULTING RONAN MALOSI!!! Alexis Chambers is able to squeeze out of the situation and retreat away as The Realm and IDOL-GUN are just teaming up on Ronan Malosi!!! Malosi is purely defenceless right here! The victim of a hate crime! I tell you! This is a hate crime right here!! IDOL-GUN CONNECT SIMULTANEOUS KNEES!! GOD DAMN!!
Stew-O: The Realm have made their way through the crowd and near one of the sole announce tables as they start to clear it!!! They begin to wipe clean off the table as Kanno and Sakai bring Ronan over the barricade and towards the table!! I don’t know what they’re thinking here, but it might end up deadly!!!! Kanno pulls Ronan into the table and CONNECTS WITH A THRUST KICK!! RONAN IS STILL STANDING AS SAKAI CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!! HARPER AND SIERRA BOTH CONNECT WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!! RONAN MALOSI IS JUST BEING BULLIED AS ALL FOUR INDIVIDUALS START TO PICK UP THE TABLE!! WHAT THE!?!?!
Gavin Kirkland: THE REALM AND IDOL-GUN LIFT UP THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AND BURIES IT ON TOP OF RONAN MALOSI!! RONAN LITERALLY JUST GOT BURIED WITH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! THEY MIGHT HAVE TAKEN RONAN OUT FOR THE REST OF THIS MATCH!! They continue to throw objects onto Ronan Malosi to further give him a difficult time recuperating and getting back up! The Realm and IDOL-GUN are both exhausted as they take a couple of seconds to breathe!! What a tag team match this has been! This will surely be going down in the history books of one of the best!
Persephone: HERE COMES CHAMBERS AND BLUE!! CHAMBERS AND BLUE FROM BEHIND ATTACKING BOTH TEAMS AS CHAOS UNFOLDS HERE AT RINGSIDE!! CHAMBERS ON SAKAI!! BLUE ON HARPER!! SIERRA ON KANNO!! PANDEMONIUM HERE ONCE AGAIN AS THE CROWD ARE CHEERING EVERYONE ON!!! BLUE NAILS HARPER IN THE JAW WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK THAT SENDS HER FLYING DOWN BELOW!! HARPER GOES TUMBLING DOWN THE STAIRS AS BLUE NOW FOCUSES ON HELPING OUT CHAMBERS AGAINST SAKAI! TWO-ON ONE ON ONE-HALF OF IDOL GUN AS SIERRA AND KANNO CONTINUES TO SQUARE OF!!! SAKAI SEEMS TO BE FENDING OFF THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE REAL GOOD!
( As everyone continues to fight, Harper Lee is seen grabbing something from a crate. It seems to have a trigger. )
Stew-O: IS THAT A GRAPPLING HOOK???? EVERYONE IS FIGHTING AS HARPER LEE JUST SHOT A GRAPPLING HOOK TO THE TOP OF ONE OF THE TITANTRON PILLARS!! WHAT THE HELL IS HARPER DOING HERE!! HARPER IS SECRETLY CLIMBING THE TRON TOWER WHILE EVERYONE DOWN BELOW CONTINUES TO SQUARE OFF!! HARPER IS HALF WAY UP THE PILLAR AS STILL NO ONE KNOWS!! Harper Lee is risking it all just to defend her tag team championships with Sierra Bradford tonight! IT IS NOW OR NEVER!! GO HARD OR GO HOME FOR HARPER LEE!!
Gavin Kirkland: Harper Lee should just jump off and kill herself! End it all right now! You nerd! You virgin!! END IT ALL!!! THERE IS NO POINT OF LIVING!!! What the hell is she thinking? She has used her nerdy grappling hook to ascend to the very top of the titantron pillar. At the same time, everyone continues to square off down below! Harper is literally about to kill herself, and I am all for it! HARPER TURNS HER BACK AND JUMPS OFF!!
Persephone: A QUADRUPLE ROTATION MOONSAULT OFF THE TITANTRON PILLAR ONTO EVERYONE DOWN BELOW!! OH MY GOD!! HARPER LEE JUST PULLED OFF A DIVE OF THE CENTURY!!!!!! THAT DIVE COULD LITERALLY BE IN THE DIE LIT ALBUM COVER AS HARPER LEE MIGHT HAVE JUST TOOK HERSELF AND EVERYONE OUT IN THE PROCESS!! WHAT A DIVE!!!! REX WOULD’VE DONE MORE ROTATIONS, THOUGH!!
Stew-O: BUT LOOK!! THE MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE ALMOST AVOIDED HARPER!!! Alexis Chambers and Dr. Bethany Blue come unfazed by the daredevil assault while IDOL-GUN and Sierra Bradford are down-and-out on the concrete floor!! Alexis and Bradford see Ryan Wilson lonely in the center of the ring! Ryan Wilson is still recovering from those numerous assault offences courtesy of Alexis Chambers!! The Maidens Of Malpractice slide into the ring! Wilson is clueless!! THEY ARE ABOUT TO FINISH THIS AND WIN THE TAG TITLES!!
**TAG**
Persephone: BLUE IS TAGGED IN!!! CHAMBERS AND BLUE LOOKS FOR IT!!! CALL IT!! THE KNEE AND TJD SUPERKICK!! BUT RYAN CONNECTS WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH!! SUPERMAN PUNCH THAT SENDS CHAMBERS REELING INTO THE ROPES AS BLUE GETS AHOLD OF RYAN!!! BLUE NAILS WILSON WITH A FLUSH YAKUZA KICK THAT LAYS HIM DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR!! I DON’T KNOW HOW RYAN IS STILL IN THIS MATCH, BUT I THINK THE DOCTOR IS ABOUT TO FINISH THIS ONE UP!! WHERE THE HELL IS REX AND RAVEN WHEN YOU NEED THEM!?!?
Stew-O: BLUE GOES FOR A STANDING MOONSAULT!! BUT RYAN CATCHES HER WITH A TRIANGLE CHOKE HOLD!! TRIANGLE CHOKE HOLD IS LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! However, Blue has no intentions of tapping out as she quickly deadlifts him up into the air!! Blue is not dropping him as she slowly backpedals towards the corner! Blue is standing and leaning against the corner turnbuckles. At the same time, Ryan Wilson has no intentions of giving up his triangle chokehold leverage!! Blue is now sitting on the second turnbuckle! I think she’s starting to fade as Wilson has a smirk on his face!!! COULD BE THIS BE IT!!
( Harper Lee is seen standing on the other side’s top turnbuckle..)
Persephone: IT’S HARPER LEE!! WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING HERE?? HARPER WALKS THE ROPES AND LEAPS OFF THEM!! SHE IS FAR FAR AWAY FROM BLUE AND WILSON!! OH MY GOD!! HARPER LEE SHOOTS FOR THE STARS AND AIMS FOR THE MOON WITH A COAST TO COAST DROPKICK!! LOOK AT THE DISTANCE SHE IS MANAGED TO ATTAIN WITH THE LEAPING DROPKICK!! COAST TO COAST!!
Stew-O: SAKAI WITH A SUPERKICK IN MID-AIR!!!! OH MY GOD!! MIKU SAKAI CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND CLOCKED HARPER LEE IN THE JAW WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK AS SAKAI NOW PULLS THE CHAMPION UP TO HER FEET!! HARPER LEE IS BASICALLY UNCONSCIOUS AT THIS POINT!! BETHANY STARTS TO LIFT WILSON UP OFF THE CORNER WHILE SAKAI BRINGS LEE UP TO HER FEET!! SAKAI JUMPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!! NIGHT NIGHT CONNECTS!! NIGHT NIGHT CONNECTS!! SAKAI PINS HER DOWN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BETHANY BLUE RELEASES WILSON ONTO SAKAI WITH A POWERBOMB!! BLUE BREAKS IT UP WITH A POWERBOMB AS BLUE STARTS TO GRAB BOTH WILSON’S AND SAKAI’S LEGS!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?! BLUE GOT OUT OF THAT TRIANGLE CHOKE HOLD AND SHE WANTS REVENGE ON BOTH OF THE INDIVIDUALS!! DOCTOR BLUE BALLS IS ABLE TO HOOK BOTH MIKU SAKAI AND RYAN WILSON’S LEGS!!!
Stew-O: AND SHE PUTS BOTH OF THEM IN THE BOSTON CRAB AT THE SAME TIME!! OH MY GOD!! BOTH MIKU SAKAI AND RYAN WILSON ARE TAPPED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS BETHANY BLUE APPLIES THE DOUBLE LEG BOSTON CRAB ON BOTH OF THEM!! I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER SEEN THIS HAPPEN IN THE YEARS I’VE BEEN COMMENTATING!!! WILSON IS LEGAL, BUT SAKAI ISN’T!! IT DOESN’T MATTER AS BETHANY BLUE CONTINUES TO APPLY PAIN ONTO THE LOWER BACK OF BOTH INDIVIDUALS!! AN INTERESTING TAKE ON THE BOSTON CRAB!!
( The camera observes Ronan Malosi deadlifting the announce table towards ringside. )
Gavin Kirkland: THE LEGAL HIKARI KANNO SLIDES INTO THE RING TO BREAK UP THE COVER!!! BUT CHAMBERS INTERCEPTS HER ATTEMPT AND PUTS HER INTO THE OCTOPUS HOLD!! LEXI LOCK IS LOCKED IN!! LEXI LOCK IS LOCKED IN!! THE PAWGS OF MALPRACTICE ARE ON THE VERGE OF WINNING THIS ONE!! THE LEXI LOCK AND THE STRANGE BOSTON CRAB IS LOCKED IN AS ALL THREE COMPETITORS HAVE NOWHERE TO GO!! ALEXIS AND BLUE ARE ABOUT TO WALK OUT OF RAYMOND JAMES AS THE FIFTIETH EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!
Stew-O: BUT RONAN TOSSES THE ANNOUNCE TABLE INTO THE RING AT BOTH MEMBERS OF MALPRACTICE!! OH MY GOD!! WHERE THE HELL DID RONAN COME FROM!?!? HOW IN THE WORLD DID RONAN TOSS THAT!! THAT FREAK NATURE OF STRENGTH ONCE AGAIN AS RONAN HOLDS A SMIRK ON HIS FACE!! HE JUST IMPALED BOTH BLUE AND CHAMBERS WITH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AND I DON’T KNOW HOW HE EVEN GOT THE ANNOUNCE TABLE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! RONAN GETS REVENGE AS HE TAGS HIMSELF IN!!
**TAG!!!**
Persephone: ALL RONAN HAS TO DO IS RECORD THE PIN!! THERE ARE LIKE A THOUSAND BODIES PILED UP IN THE SQUARED CIRCLE AS RONAN SMILES AND HAPPILY WALKS OVER TOWARDS ALEXIS CHAMBERS!! He grabs Alexis by the wrist and pulls her up to her feet! THIS COULD BE IT FOR THE HOT TAKE KING!! RONAN PULLS HER IN FOR THE DEATH-RO!! HERE COMES THE LIFTING INVERTED STO!! IT CONNECTS!!
Stew-O: NO!! ALEXIS MANAGES TO FLIP OVER HER AND EVADE IT!! ALEXIS GOES FOR HER SUPERKICK!! RONAN GRABS HER FOOT AND SPINS HER AROUND!! AND CONNECTS WITH THE RIGHT HOOK!! RONAN CLOCKS HER WITH THE HAYMAKER PUNCH!! BUT ALEXIS REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERKICK BY INSTINCT!! ALEXIS STUMBLES TOWARDS THE ROPES!! SIERRA SLIDES INTO THE RING AND SENDS HERSELF AND CHAMBERS OUT OF THE RING WITH AN OVER-THE-TOP ROPE CLOTHESLINE!! BRADFORD AND CHAMBERS FALL ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!
Gavin Kirkland: RONAN MALOSI IS STILL STANDING AS SAKAI GETS BACK INTO THE FRAY!! One-half of IDOL-GUN comes off the ropes and into the direction of Ronan! She goes for the Night Night Double Knee Facebreaker once again!! BUT WILSON EMERGES AND NAILS HER IN MID-AIR WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH!!! SAKAI REELS INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING AS RYAN TURNS AROUND!
Stew-O: AND BLUE NAILS HIM IN THE FACE WITH A STEEL PIPE!! OH MY GOD!! STEEL PIPE TO THE FACE!! THAT’S THE SAME STEEL PIPE RONAN USED TO KNOCK OUT ALEXIS AT THE START OF THEIR FEUD!! WILSON FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES AS I THINK HE JUST GOT KNOCKED OUT!! WILSON HAS YET TO MOVE AT RINGSIDE AS BLUE TURNS AROUND AND GETS HER CROSSHAIRS FOCUSED ON RONAN!! Ronan Malosi is still recovering from Chambers’ superkick!! Blue clutches the steel steps and RUNS TOWARDS MALOSI TO HIT HIM!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT RONAN SIDESTEPS AND BLUE WALKS RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK FROM HARPER LEE!! RONAN GRABS HARPER FROM BEHIND AND PULLS HER IN FOR THE DEATH-RO!! BUT HARPER SPINS OVER HIM AND DRILLS HIM WITH THE BACKSTABBER!! QUEEN OF THE FALL CONNECTS!! QUEEN OF THE FALL CONNECTS AS SHE GOES OVER TO COVER RONAN MALOSI FOR THE WIN!! HARPER SITS ON MALOSI FOR THE WIN!!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!! THE REALM RETAINS!! THEY RETAIN!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH THE TJD SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! OH MY GOD!! THE DOCTOR NOW PULLS HER IN AND HOOKS THE ARM!! SHE GRABS THE TIGHTS AND LIFTS HER UP!! INTO THE SUPLEX!! OH MY GOD!! BLUE HAS UP HER IN THE AIR!! AND SHE SPIKES LEE DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH THE PILEDRIVER!! FLATLINE CONNECTS!! FLATLINE CONNECTS!! SHE HOOKS BOTH LEGS AND GOES FOR THE COVER!! WE HAVE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Persephone: BUT SAKAI COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND THROWS BLUE INTO THE RING POST!! MAIDENS OF MALPRACTICE ALMOST WON IT RIGHT THERE AS SAKAI PICKS THE LEGAL RONAN MALOSI UP TO HIS FEET!! KANNO SLIDES INTO THE RING AS NO ONE ELSE IN THIS MATCH ARE IN THE RING!! OH MY GOD, THIS COULD BE IT!! SAKAI SOMEHOW IS ABLE TO LIFT MALOSI UP INTO THE ELEVATED DOUBLE CHICKENWING!!!! WHILE KANNO SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!
Stew-O: AND SHE CONNECTS WITH THE CORKSCREW CUTTER!! IDOL DREAM PROJECT CONNECTS!! SAKAI SLOWLY GOES FOR THE COVER AFTER SHE YELLS AT KANNO TO TAKE EVERYONE OUT!! THE LATERAL PRESS WHILE KANNO RUNS THE ROPES AND TAKES EVERYONE OUT AT RINGSIDE WITH A TOPE CON HILO!! KANNO CONNECTS WITH THE TOEP CON HILO AS SAKAI HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF RONAN MALOSI!!! THIS IS IT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
(“The Day” by Porno Graffiti plays to a humongous pop as everyone in the arena starts going crazy. Hikari Kanno and Miku Sakai collapse to the ground as the referees grab the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships and hand it to them. )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER.. AND NEW EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… HIKARI KANNO.. MIKU SAKAI… IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-GUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Stew-O: THEY HAVE DONE IT!!! HIKARI KANNO AND MIKU SAKAI ARE NOW YOUR NEW REIGNING EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION IN THE RESULT OF WHAT WAS A BLOCKBUSTER OF A TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!! IDOL-GUN predicted this outcome, and this is just the cherry on top! They have taken the Elite Answers Wrestling tag team division by storm, and tonight is the culmination of it! Congratulations to IDOL-GUN!!
Gavin Kirkland: Have I ever told you all I am turned on by those two women?
Persephone: You know what! Props to IDOL-GUN, as all four of these tag teams put everything on the line tonight. Harper Lee used a grappling hook to pull off a sensational quadruple rotation moonsault. Ronan Malosi was buried under a table and later threw that thing into the ring! This was an incredible standoff between what people may consider the best four tag teams in the world currently! Congratulations to IDOL-GUN indeed!
Stew-O: The Realm’s dominant reign is put to an end, which poses many questions after tonight. What is next for Sierra Bradford and Harper Lee? What is next for Ronan Malosi and Ryan Wilson? Most importantly, what is next for Dr. Bethany Blue and Alexis Chambers’s future with Chambers being fired. Many questions to be answered, but there is a vast question that was just responded to moments ago. Who will walk out of the Raymond James Stadium as the fiftieth EAW Unified Tag Team Champions in history? IDOL-GUN.
(The scene fades elsewhere.)
(The scene fades to the Raymond James Stadium luxury boxes. It’s been a long night of EAW entertaining the Saudi Royal family, but the deal is finally done, and things are seemingly running smoothly now. Veena Adams yawns and tilts her champagne glass up, drowning the rest of the amber coloured liquid. She was bored now, and it had been a complete let down to find out that Jon Conning had sold his ugly niece to the Saudi Royal family. Veena had been convinced it would be her, because after all, she was already royalty.)
???: More champagne?
(Veena looks up to see Charlie Marr behind her. A smile crosses her face as she takes a full glass from Charlie’s hand. He has cleaned up, having competed earlier this evening against The Fallen Angel.)
Veena Adams: Thank you. You looked great out there tonight and it was nice seeing you humble that disgusting piece of street trash in your match tonight. I have no clue what the fuck someone like that would ever think they could compete against someone like you and win. :mjlol:
(Charlie clinks his glass against Veena’s and takes a seat beside her.)
Charlie Marr: Probably for the same reasons Riley McCray thought she could fuck with you.
Veena Adams: Yawn. Her stint here was short lived, and it felt good to work alongside you again. We always did make a great team.
Charlie Marr: You scratch my back, and I scratch yours. That’s what we agreed too back in Bora Bora.
(A smile crosses Veena’s face as she thinks back to that wonderful holiday.)
Veena Adams: How’s Jordie?
(Charlie can’t help but grin.)
Charlie Marr: Couldn’t tell you. I haven’t seen her since our divorced was finalized and I took what was left of her trust fund from the Ripleys. She served her purpose, and now I’m free.
Veena Adams: Interesting.
Charlie Marr: Indeed it is.
(They sit together in silence for a few minutes, both of them thinking about their respective futures in EAW. It’s no doubt they work well together and always find themselves with similar agendas. Finally, Veena reaches for her Louis Vuitton bag and pulls something out, handing it over to Charlie. He opens it up, seems satisfied with what’s inside, and tucks it into the inner pocket of his suit jacket.)
Veena Adams: Just as we talked about. I don’t appreciate nasty little whores like Riley McCray waltzing onto Dynasty and making a mockery out of me. Maybe now people will see that I’m serious when I talk about how I plan to make Dynasty the premiere brand in EAW. In order to do that, people like Riley have to be snuffed out. Fuck her. You did what needed to be done, and we had some fun in the process.
Charlie Marr: We did, which is why I’m open to more of this.
(Veena raises an eyebrow.)
Veena Adams: Yeah?
Charlie Marr: Absolutely. We’re forces of nature on our own, but together, no one else has a fucking chance. We changed Voltage for the better, and both had to watch it go downhill after you were forced out and Malcolm Jones robbed me of my EAW World Championship. We find ourselves together on Dynasty for a reason, and I think we should make the most of it.
Veena Adams: I’m sure we can work something out.
Charlie Marr: I have no doubt.
(The two smirk at one another and tilt their champagne glasses towards each other. Charlie and Veena toast to what seems to be a new found alliance, and with that, the scene fades out.)
(King of Elite fades to ringside, and Bella Braxton has a microphone in her hand as she stands in the center of the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
(‘Blood, Milk & Sky’ by White Zombie hits, and the crowd immediately begins booing heavily. It takes a moment, but eventually Minerva slowly begins walking out to the stage, causing the boos to grow even louder. Minerva obviously doesn’t care about the reaction at all as she begins making her way down the ramp, especially after what’s happened the last few weeks on Voltage. She only has one thing on her mind right now, and that’s destroying her opponent tonight, Ms. Extreme. Minerva’s head is bandaged after the brutal attack from Ms. Extreme on Voltage, and finally Minerva makes her way up the steps as Bella Braxton begins to speak.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first…. Residing in the Florida Everglades… Weighing in at 122 pounds….. MMMMIIIIIINNNEEEEEERRRVVAAAAA!!!!
James Peters: And here comes Minerva! This all started during the King of Elite tournament, where Myles and Minerva were destroying their competition together by interfering in each other’s matches. Of course, Ms. Extreme managed to outsmart Minerva and make it past Myles, and that led to Minerva and Ms. Extreme’s first match. Following a brawl between Rex McAllister and Myles, Ms. Extreme managed to roll Minerva up and advance to the semi-finals.
Rich Russillo: Of course that only set things off between the two, as the next week before Voltage Minerva would attack Ms. Extreme, costing her against TLA. Anyone could guess that Ms. Extreme wasn’t going to let her get away with that, and thus we have what might be one of the most personal matches on this entire show.
Persephone: So in other words Minerva’s a sore loser and Ms. Extreme’s also a sore loser. Why doesn’t this match have a stipulation? God knows this is gonna be boring as hell, could’ve at least given them the opportunity to murder each other like they probably want to right now.
James Peters: Persephone your obsession with murder really isn’t healthy.
(As Minerva waits inside of the ring, ‘The Joker’ by New Years Day begins to play. Ms. Extreme makes her way to the stage with a slight limp, and her eyes immediately dart towards Minerva. The crowd explodes at the sight of Ms. Extreme, and she doesn’t waste any time making her way to the ring. After all, her feelings on this match should be pretty clear by now. After everything Minerva put her through starting from trying to cost her against Myles to the attack that cost her against TLA, there’s no doubt that Ms. Extreme wants to get her hands on Minerva as soon as possible. With that being said, Minerva stays in the ring and Ms. Extreme makes her way down the ramp and to the ring as fast as she can.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent… From Calabasas, California… Weighing in at 135 pounds…. MIIISSSSSSSS EEEEXXXTTRRRREEEMMEEE!!!!
James Peters: Just check the look in Ms. Extreme’s eyes. We already explained just how personal this match is, but honestly I’m worried about what we’re about to see tonight. After all these aren’t any two competitors. Minerva and Ms. Extreme is a combination you wouldn’t want on a normal occasion if you want both Elitists leaving Voltage on their own two feet. When they have this much hatred for each other, who knows what might happen?
Persephone: What’s the most they could really do to each other? I’m a little surprised they actually made it out here tonight.
Rich Russillo: Come on Persephone, there’s no way they were giving up this match under any condition. Ms. Extreme was willing to fight in the King of Elite tournament while injured, I’m sure tonight isn’t any different. They may not be at their one hundred percent, but I’m sure they’ll still do more than deliver.
Persephone: Well they’re nothing special when they’re not injured… So I’m not getting my hopes up.
(With both women in the ring, the referee outlines the rules of a standard singles match, and asks them both if they are ready. Obviously, women like Ms. Extreme and Minerva are born ready, and with that being decided, the referee calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: Well this match is personal, there’s no doubt about that, and it doesn’t appear like Camille wants to waste any time. She immediately goes for Minerva, but Minerva is quick to duck between the ropes, which prompts the referee to ward Camille off.
Rich Russillo: Camille doesn’t look too happy about that, because she knows that Minerva isn’t the type of woman to ever shy away from a fight. Minerva simply wants to play a bit of a game of a right now, and force Camille into competing against her on her terms. That’s the type of methodical competitor that Minerva is and we all know that Camille is the exact opposite.
Persephone: So that is your polite way of saying Camille is a hot head and just likes to fly off the handle?
Rich Russillo: Well… yes.
Persephone: :wow:
James Peters: Minerva is out of the ropes and she walks forward, looking to initiate a lock-up on her own terms. Camille goes to lock up, but Minerva slips away and backs up into the corner, sticking her leg through the ropes.
Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) Are you fucking serious right now?
Minerva: (off-mic) Temper, temper.
Rich Russillo: If looks could kill, Minerva would be dead right now because the woman known as Ms. Extreme is not at all impressed right now. Minerva finally pushes herself out of the corner and both women circle one another. I wonder if Minerva is done fucking around now?
Persephone: Camille goes for a lock-up, but Minerva drops to the ground and rolls to the outside.
James Peters: Camille with a determined look and she slides out of the ring and makes a beeline right for Minerva. Quick as a cat, Minerva slips back into the ring and she greets Camille with several vicious stomps as she tries to get back inside! Minerva follows up the stomps with a double axe-handle shot to the back and she pulls Camille up, quickly whipping her into the ropes! Camille ducks a clothesline and catches Minerva with a clothesline on the rebound! Camille quickly mounts Minerva, but Minerva blocks Camille’s attempt at a right and throws her off. Minerva darts to the corner, but Camille grabs her by the tights before she can leave the ring! Camille with a forearm to the back of Minerva’s head, and she takes her by the hair, slamming Minerva face first into the turnbuckle!
Rich Russillo: Camille flips Minerva around and unloads a nasty little chop across Minerva’s chest! She fires off a few more before catching Minerva in the jaw with a forearm and Irish whipping her across the ring! Minerva slams into the corner but she gets her feet up as Camille comes flying at her! Minerva on the second set of ropes now and she dives off, flipping over Camille and bringing her down into a pinning position! Camille rolls through and is back up, running the ropes and coming back with a basement style dropkick that catches a seated Minerva in the face! Camille quickly goes for the first cover of the match!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTW-
Persephone: Minerva kicks out. That sucks.
James Peters: Camille doesn’t let that stop her, though. She is back to her feet and putting the boots to Minerva. Minerva has enough in her at this point to know she can get to the ropes and force the referee to hold Camille off, but Camille isn’t going to let it get that far this time. She takes a hold of Minerva and locks in a side headlock, dropping down to one knee to apply even more pressure. Minerva tries to grab Camille’s arm, but Camille holds on and tightens her grip, and now Minerva has to find another way out of this.
Persephone: Wow. I honestly didn’t know someone as stupid and as reckless as Ms. Extreme knew what a headlock was.
Rich Russillo: Come on, Seph. Ms. Extreme is a former PURE Champion.
James Peters: The longest reigning PURE Champion in history at that.
Rich Russillo: Minerva has wrapped her arm around Camille, and is trying to force them both up, but Camille applies more pressure and brings them both down to the ground. Camille forces Minerva onto her side, and the referee sees that both of Minerva’s shoulders are on the mat now!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Persephone: Minerva rolls it up and she balls up her fist and hits Camille in the ribs a few times! Camille has to return to a sitting position which allows Minerva to get her other arm up and force herself up. She hits Camille in the ribs a few more times, and now both women return to a vertical base. Camille’s mid-section is exposed and Minerva starts to elbow her way free, but Camille punches her in the back of the head. Minerva digs deep and she forces Camille back against the ropes!
James Peters: She can’t shrug Ms. Extreme off, though! Ms. Extreme runs them both forward and she plants Minerva in the middle of the right with a bulldog! Another cover by Ms. Extreme!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: Another kickout from Minerva!
Rich Russillo: And another side headlock from Camille! She is determined to keep Minerva grounded it seems, and that seems to be a great idea. Minerva is a brawler, and likes to fight, not that there’s any difference when it comes to Camille. However, both women are well aware of the threat the other presents and of course they have to be mindful of that.
James Peters: Minerva seems to have shaken off the bulldog and is looking to fight her way back to her feet. Camille hangs on, but look at Minerva. She has Camille by the hair now, and now they’re both up, and Minerva is able to bully Camille into the ropes! She breaks free and runs across the ring, but Camille is right behind her and she catches Minerva from behind with a lariat that dumps ‘The Princess Killer’ right out of the ring!
Persephone: Minerva crawls to the barricades and picks herself up. She is taking her time getting back into the ring and Camille doesn’t seem to be in the mood to wait. She is on the outside now as well and she immediately goes after Minerva, hitting her with a right hand. Camille follows it up with some nasty, stiff forearms!
Rich Russillo: Minerva lands some shots of her own, though! She connects with Camille’s mid-section with several solid punches, and is able to catch her with a quick uppercut. Minerva quickly follows up with a kick to the stomach and she takes Camille by the hair and slams her face off the hardest part of the ring! That’s Minerva’s first real offense of the match, and she’s not looking to waste the advantage she gave to herself! Camille is forced to eat a face full of ringpost and she drops to the ground!
James Peters: Minerva strikes Camille in the back of the head with a nasty looking knee strike! Camille’s face slammed into the LED ringpost once again, and Minerva kicks the other woman onto her back. She stomps Camille’s stomach, chest, and face and the referee yells at her to get the action back into the ring.
Persephone: A middle finger in response. What a class act.
Rich Russillo: Camille is using the ring skirt to try and get up, but Minerva stops that with a kick to the stomach. She pulls Camille up, wraps an arm around her, and drives her backwards into the opposite post! She does that several more times, trying to soften up Camille’s surgically repaired back from all those years ago, and she turns Camille around, gets her by the neck, and drops her with a DDT to the floor!
James Peters: Minerva continues to put the boots to Camille, but with the referee up to a count of seven now, Minerva finally relents and rolls Camille back into the ring. She follows her in and kicks Camille towards the center of the ring. Minerva steps on Camille and runs the ropes… LEAPING INTO THE AIR! MINERVA WITH HELL’S BELL’S!!! THE SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT! SHE LANDS PERFECTLY, RIGHT ON TOP OF CAMILLE, AND REACHES BACK TO HOOK THE LEGS FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTT-
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT!
Persephone: Minerva drives her knee down into Camille’s face before getting to her feet and stomping down on her a few times. Minerva reaches down and pulls Camille up. She peppers her with a flurry of forearms before grabbing her by the neck, swinging her around, and planting her into the mat with a swinging neckbreaker! Minerva opts to not go for the cover, and instead she pulls Camille up into a sitting position. Minerva looks to be targeting Camille’s neck and back, and she drives her knee into the back of Camille’s neck several times over! Minerva backs up and she stiffs the fuck out of Camille with a kick that lands right between Camille’s shoulder blades!
James Peters: Minerva remains on the attack and gets behind Camille. She wraps her long legs around Camille’s waist and wraps her arms around Camille’s neck! It looks like she has Camille in a modified body scissors coupled with a choke, and Minerva is making sure she attempts to squeeze the life out of Camille. Minerva hangs onto this for a bit before letting go of Camille’s neck. She forces her legs around Camille’s neck next, and uses her power to slam Camille into the mat. Camille tries to free herself from the choke, while keeping her shoulder up off the mat.
Rich Russillo: Camille is trying to reach for the ropes in what has been a mostly textbook style match thus far. I’m kind of surprised, guys. I expected both of these women to come out looking to tear one another to pieces.
Persephone: Right? Talk about a fucking snoozefest. I may take a nap in a moment.
James Peters: Minerva is struggling to hang on as the fans inside of Raymond James Stadium rally around Camille. Camille is moving her legs around and looking to hook the bottom rope, and she finally gets her foot on it. The referee starts the count, but Minerva breaks almost immediately.
Rich Russillo: She is quick to snatch up Camille and clubs her in the back of the head. Camille catches Minerva in the breadbasket, and Minerva retaliates with a knee. Camille with a right hand to the face of Minerva, and Minerva with a palm strike that catches Camille right in the nose. Minerva grabs Camille’s arm and looks to send her into the corner, but Camille plants her feet, and it’s Minerva who is whipped across the ring!
Persephone: Camille makes her way towards Minerva and greets her with a kick to the stomach. Camille with several precise kicks and strikes, perhaps taking a page out of baby sister Candice’s book, and she lands a beautiful spinning heel kick right to Minerva’s head! Camille grabs the ropes and shoves her foot under Minerva’s chin to choke her and the referee quickly starts to count.
Referee: (off-mic) ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
James Peters: Camille breaks right before the referee hits the five count and she drags Minerva out of the corner. Camille with a snapmare, that plants Minvera into a sitting position, and she runs the rope, coming back and nailing Minerva in the back of the head with a drop kick! Camille turns Minerva over and she hits a standing version of the double foot stomp! Ms. Extreme now with a standing version of a moonsault, something we never see her do, and she goes for a quick cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: MINERVA KICKS OUT!
Rich Russillo: Camille leans down to pull Minerva up, but Minerva gets her legs around Camille’s neck! She is attempting to bring her down into a triangle choke, but Camille! CAMILLE IS ABLE TO GRAB MINERVA UP BY THE ARMS AND SHE SLAMS HER BACK DOWN INTO THE MATCH! ‘QUEEN’S RAMPAGE’!!! CAMILLE AGAIN! SHE IS USING HER KNOCKOUT SLAM SIGNATURE TO WEAKEN MINERVA!
James Peters: Minerva’s legs have dropped from around Camille and Camille quickly goes for the ankle. She slams Minerva’s ankle into the mat and quickly drags her towards the ringpost. Minerva is able to use her free foot to stop this, bracing it on the ringpost, and Camille replies by stomping away on Minerva. She takes Minerva’s foot and slams it into the ring mat again before slipping to the ground and dragging Minerva to the ringpost. Minerva tries to fight free but Camille is able to do what she wants and she slams Minerva’s ankle into the ringpost!
Persephone: The look of pain on her face :drakelike:
Rich Russillo: Minerva does appear to be in a tremendous amount of pain, and Ms. Extreme has really created an opportunity for herself. We all know what an amazing competitor she is, so no doubt she knows she has to take advantage of this opening. Ms. Extreme slams Minerva’s ankle into the post a few more times and she’s going for the figure four! RINGPOST FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!!!
James Peters: The referee is out of the ring immediately. He is telling Ms. Extreme to let go but she refuses! Ms. Extreme has control of Minerva’s leg and she bashes her fist into Minerva’s ankle! The referee starts to count and Camille has no choice but to let go or risk getting disqualified. That would be such a shitty way to end this match, and I highly doubt either woman would be happy with that as a result.
Persephone: The referee continues to be a bossy lil bih, and he is trying to make Camille take this match back into the ring, but honestly, who the fuck wants that at this point? I want blood. I want gore. Like, I wish Camille would have just snapped Minerva’s ankle in half and stabbed her with a piece of broken bone.
Rich Russillo: :ciampa:
James Peters: … nevertheless, Camille is back in the ring now and she drags Minerva up. Minerva is obviously favoring her ankle right now, but she manages to catch her with a headbutt. A completely defensive move from Minerva, but she didn’t really have much of a choice. The headbutt forced Camille to back off, and Minerva swings wildly, looking to connect with anything at this point! Camille is able to block the shot, but Minerva hits her with another headbutt and backs Camille into the corner. Camille shoves her back and kicks at the ankle, but Minerva strikes back this time and she gets Camille in the damaged leg! Camille has been on crutches and running off adrenaline and God knows what, because we know EAW doesn’t really have a drug testing policy when our own Chairman shot up with Perc during the last Pain for Pride, but Camille seems to be a bit staggered now, and that’s good news for Minerva.
Rich Russillo: Is it? Camille always seems to be at her most deadly when her back is against the wall. She might have an injured knee, but she’s made sure to soften up one of Minerva’s limbs as well. Minerva has Camille by the hair now and she pulls her out of the corner. She chops Camille across the chest and rakes her across the face. Minerva with a knee to the gut, followed by one to the face, and she goes to spike Camille face first into the mat!
Persephone: Camille with a solid elbow that connects with Minerva’s nose, and Minerva fires back with a clubbing blow to the back of the skull. Camille goes right for the ankle, and that forces Minerva to kick her opponent square in the face! Camille sprawls back onto the mat, and Minerva goes for a diving knee drop!
James Peters: Camille rolls out of the way and Minerva immediately grabs for her knee. Camille looks for ‘Queen Rampage’s’ once again BUT MINERVA SNATCHES HER DOWN BY THE HAIR! SMALL PACKAGE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: CAMILLE BREAKS FREE AND SCRAMBLES TO HER FEET! MINERVA IS UP AS WELL!
James Peters: Both women meet in the center of the ring and engage in a lock up! They jostle back and forth for positioning, hitting the ropes! It’s Camille who presses Minerva back against the back ropes, but Minerva is able to reverse. Neither woman seems to be able to keep control until Minerva once against resorts to slamming her head against Camille’s! That stuns the former PURE and Interwire Champion, and Minerva with several rapid fire chops to Camille’s chest. Camille is finally able to collect her bearings and she fires back with a chop of her own.
Rich Russillo: The crowd starts to get loud as both women are doing their best to cause to the other a maximum amount of pain. Minerva’s chest is turning an ugly shade of red right now and Camille’s doesn’t look much better. They finally grow tired and Minerva switches things up! She strikes Camille in the jaw with a solid right hand, and Camille fires back. Minerva with another right, and Camille with one of her own! Both women are just throwing punches at one another, back and forth. Some are connecting! Some aren’t! But look at Camille! Camille with a slap that nearly spins Minerva around!
Persephone: MINERVA SMILES! SHE LIKED IT! KINKY LITTLE CUNT! SHE’S LICKING HER LIPS AT CAMILLE!
Minerva: (off-mic) MORE!
Ms. Extreme: (off-mic) :comeagain:
Minerva: (off-mic): MORE!
James Peters: CAMILLE DOESN’T SLAP MINERVA THOUGH! SHE STIFFS THE FUCK OUT OF HER WITH A FOREARM! MINERVA SEEMS TO HAVE EXPECTED IT, THOUGH, AND SHE SLAMS HER HEAD INTO CAMILLE’S! CAMILLE WITH A HEADBUTT OF HER OWN! MINERVA IS NOT TO BE OUTDONE! ANOTHER HEADBUTT FROM HER! ANOTHER FROM CAMILLE!
Rich Russillo: FUCK SUPLEX CITY! IT’S HEADBUTT CITY UP IN HERE!!!
Persephone: :blessed: FINALLY!
James Peters: MINERVA WITH ANOTHER! CAMILLE WITH ANOTHER! MINERVA! CAMILLE! MINERVA! CAMILLE! MINERVA! CAMILLE! CAMILLE! CAMILLE WITH A FINAL HEADBUTT THAT SENDS HER FALLING BACK ONTO THE MAT! SHE MAY HAVE KNOCKED HERSELF SILLY, MEANWHILE, MINERVA’S FOREHEAD IS BUSTED OPEN!
Rich Russillo: Both women are shaking the cobwebs out right now and trying to get their heads together. Not a joke, I swear. I just don’t know how else to really word that. They are looking across the ring at one another and it seems like the energy of this match has completely shifted. For the most part, this match has been clean. They have played by the rules. They have shown the world that they are technically proficient.
Persephone: BUT NOW??? THEY HAVE BOTH COME ALIVE!!!!
(Indeed something has changed. Ms. Extreme and Minerva have both come to realize that they don’t want to outdo the other person. They simply want to maim the other person. They look at one another, talking with their eyes. Wicked smiles cross their faces.)
James Peters: CAMILLE IS OUT OF THE RING!
Rich Russillo: MINERVA IS OUT OF THE RING!
James Peters: BOTH WOMEN TAKE OFF IN A SPRINT IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS AND MINERVA IS AT THE TIMEKEEPER’S TABLE! SHE THROWS BELLA BRAXTON OUT OF HER CHAIR AND FOLDS IT UP WHILE CAMILLE HAS PULLED A CHAIR OUT FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING! BOTH ARE BACK IN THE RING NOW AND THEY’RE IN THE MIDDLE!
Referee: (off-mic) :whoa: Hold on just a moment! This is not a hardcore match!
Crowd: (off-mic) LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!
Persephone: CAMILLE SHOVES THE REFEREE TO THE SIDE AND BOTH WOMEN SWING THEIR CHAIRS! THEY COLLIDE WITH ONE ANOTHER, SENDING THEM BOTH STUMBLING BACK BUT LOOK! MINERVA RECOVERS FIRST AND SHE SWINGS AT CAMILLE! CAMILLE DUCKS AND SHE WHIRLS AROUND, LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH MINERVA! MINERVA AVOIDS GETTING HIT AND THE REFEREE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Referee: (off-mic) Ahhh fuck it.
Crowd: (off-mic) YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
James Peters: CAMILLE SWINGS AGAIN AND SHE BASHES MINERVA UPSIDE THE HEAD! SOMEHOW MINERVA REMAINS ON HER FEET AND SHE TAKES HER SHOT! SHE CONNECTS WITH CAMILLE’S HEAD! CAMILLE STAYS UPRIGHT AND HERE. WE. FUCKING. GO!
Rich Russillo: CHAIR SHOT AFTER CHAIR SHOT CONNECTS! BOTH OF THESE WOMEN ARE BEATING THE ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT OUT OF ONE ANOTHER! THEY ARE NOT HOLDING BACK AND RIGHTFULLY SO! BOTH OF THESE WOMEN SAW THEMSELVES IN A DIFFERENT POSITION! BOTH OF THEM HAD DREAMS TO BECOME THE FIRST EVER FEMALE KING OF ELITE! THEY HAVE BEEN FORCED TO SETTLE FOR THIS MATCH AGAINST ONE ANOTHER, AND ARE MAKING THE MOST OF IT!
Persephone: MINERVA ABSORBS ANOTHER SHOT FROM CAMILLE AND SHE JABS THE END OF THE CHAIR INTO CAMILLE’S STOMACH! CAMILLE DOUBLES OVER AND MINERVA BRINGS THE CHAIR DOWN ACROSS THE BACK OF CAMILLE’S HEAD! CAMILLE IS DOWN AND MINERVA TOSSES THE CHAIR DOWN! SHE BEGINS STOMPING ON CAMILLE!!! MINERVA DROPS HER KNEE DOWN ACROSS THE BACK OF CAMILLE’S NECK AND GETS ON TOP OF HER! MINERVA REACHES FOR THE CHAIR AND SHE SLIDES IT UNDER CAMILLE’S FACE!
Rich Russillo: MODIFIED CAMEL CLUTCH USING THE CHAIR!
James Peters: CAMILLE IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES, BUT MINERVA LEANS BACK, FORCING CAMILLE TO BEND AT AN UNNATURAL ANGLE! WE KNOW THAT CAMILLE JANE AVA IS NOT THE TYPE OF WOMEN TO SUBMIT, BUT SHE HAS GOT TO BE IN A LOT OF PAIN RIGHT NOW. THE BACK OF HER HEAD IS NEARLY TOUCHING HER OWN BACK :lupe:
Persephone: Well considering she is kind of flabby, I highly doubt Camille does yoga. She probably isn’t used to being stretched like this and it kinda doesn’t help that she has a chair pressed against her face.
Rich Russillo: It doesn’t surprise me that Minerva is just torturing Camille right now. There is absolutely no love lost between these two women, and it shows. Minerva finally lets go of the hold and Camille’s face slams into the chair! Minerva is up and she grabs two handfuls of hair to drag Camille into the corner. Minerva ties Camille to the ropes using her hair and quickly stomps on both of her opponent’s hands!
James Peters: Minerva stomps on both hands a second time, making sure Camille won’t try and free herself, and she starts unlacing the turnbuckle padding. She exposes the bottom turnbuckle, rips apart the padding, and with a wicked smile, she shoves it in Camille’s mouth! Camille is choking and look at Minerva! She sticks the padding down Camille’s throat and holds her mouth together! Ms. Extreme is scratching and clawing at Minerva, and Minerva is just laughing! Minerva finally lets go and Ms. Extreme uses her damaged hands to rip the padding from her throat! She is choking and vomiting now, and Minerva unties her hair, and shoves Camille’s face into her own vomit.
Persephone: Well that’s a fresh new kink I’ve never heard of. I wonder what Rex’s vomit tastes like? :oh:
Rich Russillo: :comeagain:
James Peters: Minerva is relentless right now. She grabs the back of Camille’s head and bashes her face against the exposed steel of the bottom turnbuckle! Camille is busted open now and Minerva tosses her out of the ring!
Rich Russillo: Camille hits the ground with a thud and Minerva slips to the outside. Camille is on all fours as she tries to pick herself up, but Minerva with a brutal looking kick to Camille’s ribs! Camille is on her side now, and Minerva kicks her again, and she takes it one step further by grabbing Camille by the legs and stomping her right in the vagina!
Persephone: Well, it’s not like Camille needed to reproduce anyway. Cameron birthed a bastard, and that is more than enough when it comes to a new generation of Avas.
James Peters: Did you really just call the son of Jamie O’Hara and Ms. Extreme’s nephew a bastard?
Persephone: Can we even be sure that Jamie is the father??
Rich Russillo: :skip:
James Peters: I would bet my entire career that Jamie O’Hara fathered his own wife’s baby, but that is really not what matters right now. We can sit around and debate paternity later, because right now, Minerva is dragging Camille over to the steel ring steps.
Persephone: Minerva looks to lift Camille up, but Camille is able to fire off several defensive punches that connect with the side of Minerva’s head! Minerva’s grip loosens and that allows Camille to slip free and connect with a kick to the gut that sends Minerva into the barricades! Minerva’s back collides with the steel and Camille rushes her! Minerva is able to stand but Camille connects with a massive lariat that sends Minerva into the stands!
Rich Russillo: CAMILLE HAS COME TO LIFE! SHE LEAPS UP ON THE BARRICADES AND DIVES OFF… ‘A BLIND FURY’!!! SHE CONNECTS WITH AN INNOVATIVE VARIATION OF HER DOUBLE FOOT STOMP FINISHER! SHE FEET LANDED RIGHT ON MINERVA’S FACE AND SECURITY IS RUSHING TO MAKE SURE THE SOCIALLY DISTANCED CROWD STAYS IN THEIR SEATS!
James Peters: CAMILLE IGNORES THE CHAOS AND SHE SCOOPS MINERVA UP! SHE DROPS HER STOMACH FIRST ACROSS THE BARRICADES AND CAREFULLY CLIMBS ON TOP! CAMILLE BALANCES HERSELF ON TOP OF THE BARRICADES AND SHE LEAPS OFF… LEG DROP TO MINERVA! MINERVA’S FACE SLAMS INTO THE GROUND!!!!
Persephone: :mjlol2: She landed on her neck! I hope it’s broken: 😀
Rich Russillo: That was a nasty landing for Minerva and Camille looks to capitalize. She kicks Minerva’s neck a few times before dragging her over to the ringsteps. Camille is quick to pull apart the steps and she grabs Minerva’s hair, draping her throat first across the bottom part of the steps. Oh no.
James Peters: Oh no is right! Camille takes the second part of the steps and she lifts them up… AND SHE SLAMS THEM DOWN ON MINERVA’S HEAD! :damn:
Persephone: :krabs: Oh shit. She may have really broken her neck.
James Peters: Minerva has gone completely limp and the referee is out of the ring to check on her. This doesn’t look good. It doesn’t really look good at all. Camille shoves the referee back, taking offense to the fact he is checking on Minerva, and she pulls the former Universal Women’s Champion up and rolls her deadweight into the ring. Camille throws herself over Minerva and demands the referee count the pin!
Rich Russillo: The referee hesitates for a moment :lupe:. He seems convinced he is dealing with a serious injury, and considering Minerva hasn’t moved since Camille destroyed her with the steps, he might be right. However, he’s back in the ring now and there he goes! We have a count!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: :gladbron:
James Peters: SIGNS OF LIFE BY MINERVA! SHE’S ALIVE! SHE GOT HER SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME MOUNTS HER AND BEGINS HAMMERING AWAY! SHE STRIKES MINERVA IN THE FACE AND NECK!!! THERE IS VERY LITTLE DEFENSE COMING FROM MINERVA AT THE MOMENT! SHE IS TRYING TO PROTECT HER NECK, BUT CAMILLE ISN’T HAVING IT!
Persephone: Why is she rolling off her? CRUSH HER! KILL! KILL! KILL!
James Peters: Camille is pulling Minerva up, and she hooks her! Camille lifts Minerva in the air and holds her there, allowing all the blood to rush to Minerva’s head, and she drops Minerva down across her knee with a brainbuster!
Rich Russillo: She’s not going for the cover though! Camille is back out of the ring and she is digging under the apron!
Persephone: :blessed: LIGHT TUBES!!! :blessed: BARBED WIRE!!! :blessed: A BED OF NAILS!!! :blessed: YAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
James Peters: Camille has filled the ring with a variety of weapons and she picks up a lighttube! She twirls it between her fingers as she saunters over to Minerva! Minerva is slow to get up onto her knees, as she uses the side ropes for assistance! She has no idea that Ms. Extreme is headed right for her with that lighttube!! CAMILLE PULLS THE LIGHT TUBE BACK AND SWINGS IT RIGHT AT MINERVA!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! MINERVA WITH THE DARK!! MINERVA JUST SPIT BLACK MIST RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF CAMILLE!! Ms. Extreme is blinded now, as she still holds onto the light tube with one hand, while trying to rub the black mist from out of her eyes!! Minerva slowly gets back up to her feet as a smile emerges on her face after what she has just done to blind her opponent! Minerva slowly steps towards Camille, and kicks her in the gut!! Camille drops the light tube as it hits the mat! Meanwhile, Minerva wraps her arm around the neck and shoulder of Camille!! MINERVA WITH A SAMBO SUPLEX THAT SENDS CAMILLE BACK FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE!!!
Persephone: YES!! YES!! YES!!!
James Peters: Camille is in so much pain right now as she screams at the top of her lungs! She rolls off of the barbed wire, and lays flat on her stomach! Look at the cuts and the blood that begins to drip down Camille’s back!! We can see the panic in her face after being driven into the barbed wire just now!! And while she’s panicking, the smile on Minerva’s face grows even wider for the amount of pain she has put her opponent through! Camille is breathing heavily right now, and manages to work herself onto her hands and knees. But look at Minerva! She walks over to that light tube that Camille just had, and she picks it up for herself. Minerva holds the light tube in her right hand and begins to tap it against her left palm as she steps towards Camille!! Ms. Extreme is down on all fours as she turns her head and sees Minerva right beside her with the light tube now raised high above her head!!! AND MINERVA SWINGS DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF CAMILLE WITH THAT LIGHT TUBE AS IF IT WERE AN AXE, AND IT SHATTERS ON IMPACT, DROPPING THE FORMER PURE AND INTERWIRE CHAMPION FLAT IN THE PROCESS!!! Minerva now drops down to her knees, and rolls Camille onto her back as she pins her shoulders down over the shattered glass in the ring!! The referee quickly makes his way over for the count!!
ONNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHRRREEEEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT BY MS. EXTREME!!! Minerva hits her fist up against the ring mat hard as she thought that she had the match right there! The Gypsy Moth now gets back up to her feet as she stumbles for a second before picking up one of the steel chairs that was used earlier on in this match! Minerva walks over to Camille and drives the head of the chair right down into the abdomen of Camille!! AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!!! Camille rolls back over onto her stomach, as she clutches at her abdomen in pain after those brutal chair shots by Minerva!! BUT THAT DOESN’T HELP HER CASE BECAUSE NOW MINERVA SWINGS THE CHAIR RIGHT AT CAMILLE’S BACK!! The chair bends, as Minerva holds it in one hand. The Gypsy Moth looks at the chair, then tosses it off to the side as it slides under the ring ropes and down to the ringside floor!!
Persephone: What are you doing!?!? Keep killing her with that chair!!
James Peters: Minerva now makes her way over to the far corner, as she stares directly at Ms. Extreme who is struggling to get up. Camille manages to grab onto the side ropes, as she uses them to help her up to her knees. Camille now reaches higher up as she grabs the top ropes, and uses whatever strength she can muster to finally get back up to her feet! But wait! From the other end of the ring, it’s Minerva who charges in at Camille!! THE DEVIL’S TOUCH!! SUPERKICK TO THE FACE BY MINERVA!!!
Rich Russillo: Not so fast James!! Camille blocks the kick with her forearms, then grabs a hold of Minerva’s leg!! Minerva is trying to break free from Camille’s grip, but Camille trips The Gypsy Moth down to the canvas of the ring!! Camille lands on top of Minerva, and grabs the barbed wire in front of them! What’s this!?!? THE AVA LOCK!!! THE AVA LOCK IS LOCKED IN WITH THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPING AROUND THE FACE OF MINERVA!! CAMILLE IS WRENCHING BACK ON THAT BARBED WIRE AS IT BEGINS TO DIG INTO THE BLOODY FACE OF MINERVA!! YOU CAN SEE THE INTENSITY IN THE EYES OF CAMILLE AS SHE’S TRYING TO PUT THIS ONE AWAY!! MINERVA YELLING OUT IN PAIN AS THE REFEREE GOES TO CHECK ON HER!! MINERVA IS REACHING OUT, AND TRYING HER HARDEST TO GRAB THE ROPES, BUT SHE’S NOWHERE CLOSE TO THEM!! AND.. MINERVA TAPS!!
Rich Russillo: Minerva taps on Camille’s shoulder to get Camille’s attention!! Camille turns her head, and.. MINERVA FLIPS CAMILLE OFF!!! AND LOOK AT THIS!! MINERVA GETS HER HANDS AND PRYS THEM BETWEEN THE BARBED WIRE AND HER FACE!! THE GYPSY MOTH GRIPS AT THE BARBED WIRE, AND BEGINS TO PULL THE UNFORGIVING WEAPON FROM OFF OF HER FACE, AS THE CUTS AND WOUNDS THAT COVER HER FACE BEGIN TO BLEED OUT EVEN MORE!! MEANWHILE, CAMILLE IS TRYING ALL SHE CAN TO WRENCH BACK ON THAT BARBED WIRE, BUT MINERVA PULLS THE BARBED WIRE FROM OUT OF CAMILLE’S HANDS AS NOW THEY BEGIN TO BLEED OUT!! Ms. Extreme screams out in pain as the blood drips down her palms.. AND MINERVA WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE OF CAMILLE!!
James Peters: Camille finally gets off of Minerva, as both competitors are down onto their hands and knees. Camille slowly works her way up to her feet however, as Minerva is still down!! Camille stumbles over to Minerva and grabs The Gypsy Moth by the hair as she brings her up to her feet! Ms. Extreme now kicks Minerva in the stomach and pulls her into a front facelock!! TWIST OF FATE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! MINERVA SPINS WITH IT, AND ENDS UP BEHIND MS. EXTREME!! AND LOOK!! MINERVA STILL HAS THAT BARBED WIRE IN HER HANDS AS SHE GRABS A HOLD OF CAMILLE’S HANDS AND WRAPS THEM TOGETHER WITH THE BARBED WIRE!! CAMILLE HAS HER HANDS TIED UP BEHIND HER BACK, AS MINERVA GETS CAMILLE INTO AN INVERTED FACELOCK!! HELL’S BELLS!!! THE INVERTED DDT CONNECTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!!
Persephone: SHE’S DEAD! SHE’S DEAD! SHE’S DEAD!!
James Peters: Camille is down, but Minerva isn’t going for the pin!! What does she have in mind here!?! The Gypsy moth slowly crawls her way over to that bed of nails that was brought into this match earlier! It takes a moment for Minerva to reach them, but she finally has that bed of nails in her grasp!! Camille is barely conscious, but she sees Minerva with that bed of nails in her hands!! Camille is freaking out right now, but remember, her hands are still tied behind her back!!! Camille can’t get up!! Instead, Ms. Extreme begins to roll away from Minerva as Minerva gets to her feet and walks over to Ms. Extreme with the bed of nails in her hands!! Camille is still trying to roll away, BUT MINERVA DROPS THE BED OF NAILS STRAIGHT DOWN INTO THE BODY OF CAMILLE AS IT PIERCES HER DOWN INTO THE MAT!!! Minerva continues towards the corner, as they are much closer after Ms. Extreme rolled towards them!! Minerva makes her way up onto the top rope.. HELL’S BELLS!!! SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT ONTO THE BED OF NAILS AS IT PIERCES DOWN ONTO THE BODY OF MS. EXTREME EVEN MORE!!! AN EXHAUSTED MINERVA IS OUT OF IT WITH NO MOVEMENT WHATSOEVER AS SHE LAYS OVER THE BED OF NAILS THAT PIERCES MS. EXTREME’S BODY INTO THE RING!!! THERE’S NO SIGN OF LIFE IN EITHER ONE OF THESE COMPETITORS, BUT THE REFEREE BEGINS TO COUNT AS MINERVA HAS MS. EXTREME PINNED DOWN!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Blood, Milk, & Sky” by White Zombie hits as the socially distanced crowd boos heavily at the result. Minerva doesn’t move a single bit, as she is completely exhausted and drained due to the amount of blood she has lost in this match. Her weight continues to push down onto the bed of nails that presses down onto the body of Ms. Extreme.)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner!! THE GYPSY MOTH!!! MINERVA!!!
Persephone: Oh my gosh, I think they’re actually dead. :drakelike:
James Peters: What the hell is wrong with you!?!
Persephone: Be glad that I’m admiring their efforts for once. I thought this would be a snooze fest at first.
Rich Russillo: Well it definitely wasn’t a snooze fest. We all knew that this match was going to be personal, and it ended up getting to the point where a regular singles match wouldn’t do either of these two women any justice. They wanted to destroy the other so bad, and luckily for them, the referee allowed for this match to get a little hardcore. Both of these women took the opportunity to become the first female King of Elite away from each other, and the consequences of that were revealed tonight. This was definitely a brutal match that didn’t disappoint!!
(The camera shows the referee and medical staff rushing to the aid of both Minerva and Ms. Extreme. They pull Minerva off of the bed of nails as blood continues to drip down the face of the former Universal Women’s Champion. Meanwhile, other medical staff pull the bed of nails from off of Ms. Extreme as her injuries look far more serious. The medical staff attends to both women as King of Elite fades elsewhere.)
(Commercial for Animal Planet, featuring Bronson Daniels’ Kangaroo, Andre Walker’s Elephant, and Terry Chambers.)
(The camera fades backstage, and there we see Myles with his National Elite Championship, as well as Minerva. Myles is helping a bandanged Minerva backstage, as Minerva just went through hell in her match against Ms. Extreme only moments ago. That match was extremely personal and a normal one on one match ended up not being good enough for them, leading to the two basically killing each other before Minerva would capture the victory.)
???: Myles! Just the man I was looking for! :blessed:
(Myles and Minerva turn around, and of course it’s none other than Drake King. Drake has a smile on his face as he approaches the two, and before Myles or Minerva could say anything Drake begins to speak.)
Drake King: I was really hoping to find you. I was hoping we could continue the discussion we had on Voltage recently.
Minerva: I thought I said we don’t have anything to say to you.
(Myles looks a bit confused, as he doesn’t really know what more Drake has to say. Minerva on the other hand clearly doesn’t want Drake to be there, as she’s made it clear she wants nothing to do with him. Myles looks at Drake, and allows him to keep speaking despite Minerva’s clear disliking for him.)
Myles: … Go on.
Drake King: I’ve had the opportunity to take in what you told me back on Voltage, and I believe we are actually finding common ground. I think I’m beginning to understand what you meant.
Myles: Really?
Drake King: Yes. Taking these Championships for yourself just so other people can’t have it. That’s not the approach I was thinking of when I first returned to the company, but since then a lot has happened and you’ve actually opened my eyes.
(Minerva shakes her head, not buying a single thing being said. Myles on the other hand looks pleased to see Drake understand his own mindset.)
Myles: Good. It’s about time someone started to see things from my perspective. This entire business is full of very greedy people, and one thing they all have in common is that they want titles like these. If we win those Championships and make sure we successfully defend them at every opportunity, then they won’t get what they want. They’ll have no Championships to obsess over, and their greed would be for nothing as their goals would stay out of reach. Rex McAllister didn’t deserve the National Elite Championship. He doesn’t need this at all, but because he’s greedy he felt our match needed to be about this Championship. I’m sure you saw what I did to him, and now he’s going to have to learn the hard way that things are changing around here. The mindset people like him carry isn’t going to get him as far as it used to, not with people like me around. If Rex wants to challenge me for this title again, he’ll find this exact same result. Nothing but failure will come his way.
Drake King: I completely understand. I don’t agree with some of these methods as of course I’d prefer these matches to be fought without such unnecessary and underhanded tactics, but in the end I tried to warn Rex back when I faced him. Chasing after you and the National Elite Championship wasn’t the right way to go about things, and now he has to leave King of Elite empty handed. It’s unfortunate, but maybe if we continue doing things your way we’ll see more progress being made than ever before. We’d be able to finally get rid of all of the greed plaguing the company, just by taking away the one thing everyone desires. I tried to end the King of Elite tournament, but in the end even that tournament is centered around Championships like those. We remove the source of this company’s greed, then this entire business will change for the better.
Minerva: No, this won’t go on any longer. I’m sure you saw what happened to Camille. Unless you want to end your night the same way she did, you can go fuck off and leave Myles alone. He has nothing to do with you, so go bother someone else.
Drake King: Oh yes, Minerva! I’m glad you’re here too :blessed:!! You’re actually a very important part of this conversation, so this right here is perfect.
Minerva: Lose the excitement, you’re not going to get what you’re looking for. I already told you how I feel about your plan and your opinion of me. I’m not here to help you in any way. Anything I do in this business is for me, and when I reach the top of the mountain once again I don’t want it to be for the sake of your meaningless goal to change the industry. Stay out of our way-
Myles: Minerva, please. Let him speak.
(Minerva looks at Myles, and clearly isn’t happy about being silenced but she finally sighs and stays quiet, allowing Drake to speak.)
Drake King: Me and Myles have seen eye to eye recently because we both want the same goal, and that’s to change this industry. We want to make sure there’s no room for the toxicity and greed currently plaguing it, and Myles has made me realize that sometimes pacifism won’t always work. For a long time I’ve been against the very idea of Championships, but Myles has taught me that there is one way Championships could be used to better this industry. People who don’t see things the way me and Myles do, they’re obsessed with these things. They’ll do whatever it takes to become Champion no matter how dirty their actions are. Myles and I have finally come up with a solution. We need to make sure this company loses access to all these Championships, and I have an idea.
(Minerva looks at Myles, who seems to be paying close attention.)
Minerva: Why are you entertaining this?
(Myles continues listening, and Minerva just shakes her head as Drake continues speaking.)
Drake King: Here’s what I believe. Elitists like us don’t need to be enemies. Myles and I have virtually the same goal, and before now we merely had different ways of executing it. Now that we’re on the same page, I believe we should also be fighting on the same side. The three of us need to join forces to make sure this company finally moves in the right direction. Myles, you already know what you have to do for this place. You’ve been doing great for months now, and you’re the reason I even thought of this. You birthed this amazing plan, and I couldn’t be more grateful for that. Minerva, you’d be a very valuable asset to our plan, because you carry the same greed the majority of the roster does. You want to win Championships and be at the top, so you’ll be able to do that without people suchnas myself trying to stop you. Join me, take everything you possibly can for yourself, and that way nobody else will be able to have it. You can have anything you desire, and we’ll be making progress. Take something for yourself, and in turn we’ll be keeping the world from it. I’m so glad Myles opened my eyes when he did, because doing this we’ll be making more progress than ever. This company’s future would look brighter than ever with the three of us working together!
Minerva: No.
Drake King: But-
Minerva: No. I don’t want anything to do with you, and Myles shouldn’t either. Our careers are not to be intertwined, and if we meet in the ring again it won’t be as allies. I couldn’t care less about what you want for this industry. I’ll continue moving up the ranks until I become Champion, and I’ll be doing it my own way. I didn’t join this business to slave away to a false prophet like yourself, I’m here to make this company mine. I don’t need you.
Drake King: Are you sure?
Minerva: Positive. All you’d do is hold me back Drake, and I can’t have that. My victory against Camille was only the beginning, and this is how things will continue to be going forward. You will not be seeing me stand by your side, and no amount of begging and pleading will change my mind. I’m not to be used as some pawn, and you should know better than to ever suggest we work together. I’m done talking to you Drake. Don’t involve yourself with our business again. Myles, we’re leaving.
(Myles stays put, and he’s clearly deep in thought. Minerva doesn’t look happy, but he waits to see what he says. Finally, Myles looks back at Drake.)
Myles: This bears further discussion.
Drake King: Fair enough. I won’t continue to lecture the two of you, but I trust you will make the correct decision.
(Drake finally walks off with a grin still on his face, meanwhile Myles and Minerva are left alone. They look towards one another, left to think as they’re clearly in disagreement about Drake’s words. They don’t say anything as they both need time to think things over, and finally the camera begins to fade away from backstage as Myles helps Minerva away from the area.)
(The camera transitions over to the ring for our next set of action, Bella Braxton is seen in the ring with a mic in hand.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(‘We Appreciate Power’ by Grimes plays first and out comes Consuela Rose Ava to a positive reaction, she’s in kind of a hurried tone during her entrance as she’s ready to get this thing underway already.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first! Making her way to the ring, hailing from Frias, Spain, weighing in at 120 pounds…SHE IS ‘THE PERFECTIONIST’…CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!!
Gavin Kirkland: She’s so hot when she’s like that. :shaq:
Persephone: Hey, bozo, don’t make me call fat Terry over here to sit on you.
Gavin Kirkland: :whoa:
Stew-O: :roman: Anyways, Consuela Rose Ava is out here in a hurry and I can’t really blame her. Drake King has done nothing but torment her since she came up short in the King of Elite tournament to Kassidy Heart.
Persephone: Look, Drake was just doing what he felt he had to do. People aren’t really focusing on the real crime here in King of Elite, SEXY REXY BEING SCREWED OVER!!
Stew-O: :wow:
(Consuela gets into the ring and takes a corner, mentally preparing herself for what is no doubt going to be a grueling match.)
(‘Triumph’ by Tenth Dimension replaces ‘We Appreciate Power’, and Drake King makes his way out from the curtain and down to the ring. Not exactly getting the most favorable reaction from the audience, who are not fans of Drake King in the slightest and don’t see him as their messiah.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponents! First, residing in The Dead Sea, Israel, weighing in at 225 pounds…HE IS ‘THE LAST MESSIAH’…DRAKE THE REDEEMER!!
Stew-O: When it comes to Drake King, I’d say he’s the person who all the problems trace back too. He’s the penultimate reason why this match is happening in the first place. He beatdown Consuela Rose Ava, and he cost Jake Smith his shot at becoming King of Elite, all in his attempts to #BoycottKOE.
Gavin Kirkland: Which is an injustice in its own right, Jake Smith equals ratings, I’m kinda sad he left Showdown to be honest. But then I look at Bethany Blue, Raven Roberts, Andrea Valentine, Consuela Rose Ava, and Kassidy Heart, and I ain’t so sad anymore. :shaq:
Stew-O: :wtf:
(Drake smiles sweetly at Consuela as he takes his place in the ring. He begins to shed his golden Jesus robes, and get ready for battle, and all Consuela can do is stare at him in complete and utter disgust.)
(‘Stop Breathing’ blares throughout the arena this time as Drake King settles in the ring, far from Consuela, while Jake Smith makes his entrance down to the ring, noticeably twirling a barbed wire baseball bat in his hand.)
Stew-O: Well, it seems as Jake Smith plans on starting this match a lil differently with his handy “Chambers Family PTSD Invoker,” that’s quite a mouthful.
Gavin Kirkland: I-
Persephone: No.
Stew-O: Thank you. Back to Jake Smith, it seems as if this issue between him and Drake were gonna be settled in a one on one match before Consuela interjected herself and made the challenge for a triple threat, something that Drake King didn’t seem too happy about.
Persephone: Who would be? That’s two other people you have to worry about compared to one, and that one would’ve been Jake Smith originally, and we all know he chokes harder than that bitch Raven Roberts.
Gavin Kirkland: Raven didn’t choke tonight, now did she? :mjpls:
Persephone: I hate you.
Stew-O: You gotta give Jake Smith his credit, he’s a top competitor in his own right along with the other competition. We did see him defeat a Gawd like DEDEDE on Dynasty. And as for Drake and Consuela, they don’t really need an introduction. Drake is a former World Champion, and Consuela was on her way to becoming THE longest reigning champion in the Interwire Championship’s history.
(Jake gets into the ring, and gets settled. His music fades out and all three competitors stand in their respective corners, ready for the referee to ring the bell…)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And this mostly highly anticipated match-up is underway! Drake doesn’t waste any time either! He immediately looks to put Consuela Rose Ava down with the ‘Guillotine’ but ‘The Perfectionist’ ducks the Sick Kick, and Drake flies right into a waiting Jake Smith! Jake brought that barbed wire wrapped baseball bat down to the ring with him and he makes good use of it right away! He slams it into Drake’s stomach, forcing ‘The Messiah’ to double over in pain, and he wacks him across the back with it!
Gavin Kirkland: MY SWEET CONSUELA! ‘LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTE’!!! THE RUNNING KNEE OF DEATH CONNECTS ON JAKE AND SENDS HIM FLYING OUT OF THE RING! JAKE IS DEAD ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND WE’VE ONLY JUST BEGUN FOLKS! STRAP IN! IT’S GOING TO BE A WILD FUCKING RIDE! :blessed:
Persephone: I JUST WANT TO SEE BLOOD!
Stew-O: The passion my broadcast colleagues are showing for this match surely doesn’t do it justice. This crowd is absolutely electric and can I just say that it feels really good to be back in front of a live crowd? We had a crowd back at Road to Redemption and at A Swedish-Saudi Christmas Miracle, and it just felt cool to have some sense of normalcy again.
Persephone: Dude, literally no one gives a fuck about any of that right now. We care about blood, guts, and gore, and hopefully seeing all three of these losers die tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: Well, I don’t want to see Consuela pass because then my fantasy of having all four Ava sisters and Jamie run a train on me really doesn’t have a chance at becoming a reality.
Persephone: I can see why that would appeal to you. I’m taken by Rex, of course, but having the Ava-O’Haras gangbang you could be fun.
Gavin Kirkland: Right??
Stew-O: .
Persephone: Speaking of Avas, Consuela is really putting a beatdown on Drake right now! She’s using the bat to her advantage and has it wrapped around his throat. The barbed wire is firmly planted in Drake’s skin and blood is trickling down his chest from his neck :drakelike:
Gavin Kirkland: Drake really hasn’t endeared himself to many people since returning to EAW back at Bloodsport. I’m not really sure if I buy this whole Messiah garbage, but I do appreciate the fact he is boning Sierra Bradford on a nightly basis. She thicc.
Persephone: … Drake wouldn’t even give her a hug because it’s not proper. We all know they’re not fucking. That’s why they both wear purity rings.
Gavin Kirkland: So you’re telling me, Drake’s not burying his head between those big ole’ thighs and feastin’???
Stew-O: We have a match going on…
Persephone: Well duh. The fucking audience can clearly see that Jake Smith has come back to life and is climbing up on the apron of the ring now. Consuela has released Drake, who’s rolled to the outside, and she is inviting Jake to get into the ring with her. Jake is reasoning with Consuela, telling her to put the bat down, but Consuela doesn’t seem to be in the mood to be reasonable tonight. She heads right for Jake and jabs the butt of the bat into his stomach. He is quick to double over, and that allows Consuela to nail him in the face with a jumping knee strike! Jake lands on his back on the apron of the ring, and Consuela goes to the top rope!
Gavin Kirkland: Consuela doesn’t mind taking a risk here and there, and tonight she knows that if she wants to win this huge match-up, she has to go for broke!
Stew-O: Consuela waits for Jake to struggle into a sitting position, and she dives off the top rope! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP RIGHT TO THE TOP OF JAKE SMITH’S HEAD! JAKE ABSOLUTELY CRUMBLES TO THE GROUND, AS CONSUELA LANDS ON HER KNEES, BUT SHE QUICKLY CRAWLS TO JAKE AND BEGINS PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE AND HEAD! JAKE REALLY HAS NO MEANS TO DEFEND HIMSELF RIGHT NOW! THE FORMER INTERWIRE CHAMPION IS FUCKING HIM UP!
CRACK!!!!
Persephone: DRAKE WITH A CHAIR! HE CRACKS CONSUELA IN THE BACK WITH A CHAIR! SHE FALLS OFF JAKE AND DRAKE TURNS AND STRIKES HIS FORMER TAG TEAM PARTNER WITH THE CHAIR! :damn: THEY REALLY TRYING TO END THE CAREER OF JAKE SMITH TONIGHT!
Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE WITH MULTIPLE CHAIR SHOTS TO HIS EX-BEST FRIEND! HE’S BENT THE CHAIR IN HALF! DRAKE GETS RID OF THE CHAIR, PULLS JAKE UP BY THE HAIR, AND SENDS HIM CRASHING FACE FIRST INTO THE RING STEPS! DRAKE GOES BACK TO GET CONSUELA AND HE SLAMS HER FACE OFF THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING! HE THROWS HER BACK INSIDE AND REACHES UNDER THE RING FOR SOMETHING!
Stew-O: IT’S AN ASPERGILLUM!
Persephone: He would have Holy Water hidden under the ring…
Gavin Kirkland: And Ash Wednesday is coming up, signalling Easter season and how Jesus died for our sins :wow:
Persephone: :wow:
Stew-O: Something tells me that Drake isn’t going to be the one dying for the sins of EAW. He seems content to go about changing the landscape of this company by any means necessary. He raises the aspergillum in the air and slams it down into Consuela’s stomach!
Drake King: (off-mic) THAT’S FOR BEING A GLUTTON AND ALWAYS WANTING MORE!
Persephone: HE SLAMS THE ASPERGILLUM ACROSS CONSUELA’S VAGINA!!!
Drake King: (off-mic) THAT’S FOR FORNICATING WITH A SLOTH LIKE TERRY CHAMBERS BEFORE MARRIAGE!
Gavin Kirkland: HE SLAMS THE ASPERGILLUM INTO CONSUELA’S FACE… BUSTING HER OPEN!!!
Drake King: (off-mic) THAT’S FOR ALL THE FILTHY THINGS YOU HAVE SAID TO ME THIS WEEK!!
Stew-O: Drake shakes the Holy Water onto Consuela and he drops down to his knees! Drake looks to the star filled night sky here in Tampa and he’s praying?? Is this man really praying in the middle of a match?!
Drake King: (off-mic) Forgive me for failing and not stopping the King of Elite tournament. Allow me to make up for that by cleansing the souls of the two unfortunate beings inside the ring with me tonight. Allow me to show no mercy, in an effort to fully teach the lesson I was placed here to teach. There shall be no kindness shown by The Redeemer tonight, and that is okay. I forgive myself for what I have to do because I must do it by any means necessary. Amen.
Gavin Kirkland: Drake ends his prayer and he goes for the cover on Consuela!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: CONSUELA KICKS OUT!
Stew-O: Drake doesn’t look very happy. You know in his head, he is thinking that Consuela should have just stayed down. However, that’s not how Consuela Rose Ava operates. She is a fighter, through and through, and we have seen this woman get put through the wringer before and come out the winner.
Persephone: Drake pulls Consuela up and throws her into the corner. He stomps away on ‘The Perfectionist’, forcing her down into a sitting position. Drake’s knee connects with Consuela’s face several times before he drags her out of the corner and throws her across the ropes. Drake is using the ropes to choke Consuela and since this match is being contested under Triple Threat Rules, the referee can’t really step in and make Drake stop. Consuela is completely at his mercy right now.
Gavin Kirkland: 🤤🤤 Ava choking fantasies.
Stew-O: Drake lets up and Consuela is desperately trying to get air back into her lungs right now. Drake backs up just a bit and gets a running start… THE GUILLOTINE! THE SICK KICK CONNECTS WITH THE BACK OF CONSUELA’S HEAD AND DRAKE DRAGS HER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: JAKE JUST CONNECTED WITH A DIVING ELBOW DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE! HE BROKE UP THE COVER!
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE GRABS DRAKE AND IMMEDIATELY THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER! JAKE WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS! CONNECTING ALL OVER DRAKE’S FACE AND HEAD! JAKE SWITCHES TO STOMPS! DRAKE IS HELPLESS RIGHT NOW! JAKE HAS GOTTEN HIMSELF INTO THIS MATCH FINALLY AND HE IS LIGHTING UP DRAKE!
Stew-O: DRAKE IS ON HIS KNEES NOW AND JAKE HOLDS HIM IN PLACE! KNEE TO THE FACE! JAKE WITH ANOTHER KNEE! HE CONNECTS WITH A THIRD… A FOURTH… AND A FIFTH! JAKE HAS BUSTED DRAKE’S NOSE AND HE TAKES HIM BY THE HAIR AND SLAMS HIS FACE INTO THE MAT! JAKE IS STOMPING AND KICKING DRAKE NOW! IT’S A STRAIGHT UP MUGGING! THERE’S SO MUCH HISTORY BETWEEN THESE TWO AND IT’S VERY PERSONAL! WE KNEW IT WAS GOING TO COME OUT IN THIS MATCH, AND NOW THAT JAKE IS FINALLY INTO THIS BATTLE, HE IS MAKING THE MOST OF IT!!!!
Persephone: Jake throws Drake to the outside of the ring, and he drops to the outside. 😀 I think he is looking for a weapon, guise! Yay!
Stew-O: Jake has grabbed the ring bell! He heads back towards Drake, who is trying to shake off the beating he just took at Jake’s hands! Drake sees Jake coming towards him with the ring bell and he is able to duck as Jake tries to hit him with it! Jake whirls around but Drake greets him with a roundhouse kick! Jake drops the bell, and Drake kicks Jake in the gut, and wraps him up! Drake goes for a DDT but Jake is able to push him off! Drake hits the brakes right before he collides with the ringpost, but that gave Jake enough time to retrieve the bell! Drake turns around and Jake swings!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! THE BELL HITS THE RINGPOST! DRAKE DUCKED! THE BELL FALLS FROM JAKE’S HANDS AND DRAKE FROM BEHIND! GERMAN SUPLEX! THE BACK OF JAKE’S HEAD SLAMS INTO THE FLOOR!
Persephone: DRAKE IS BACK UP BUT LOOK! TOPE CONSUELA HILO! CONSUELA TAKES OUT DRAKE AS HE WAS ABOUT TO GO FOR THE BELL! CONSUELA KICKS THE BELL AWAY FROM THEM AND SHE HAMMERS AWAY ON DRAKE! DRAKE FIGHTS HER BACK, AND BOTH OF THEM ARE SLUGGING IT OUT RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: NEITHER SEE JAKE CRAWLING AWAY FROM THE FIGHT! ‘THE TRENDSETTER’ MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS THAT DISCARDED RING BELL AND HE IS ABLE TO GET HIS HANDS ON IT!
CRACK!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE HITS DRAKE WITH THE RING BELL!!!
CRACK!!!
Persephone: JAKE HITS CONSUELA WITH THE RING BELL!!!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH HAS TAKEN DOWN BOTH OF HIS OPPONENTS AND HE’S NOT DONE YET! JAKE TAKES TURNS BEATING DRAKE AND CONSUELA WITH THE RING BELL!
Persephone: Brutal 😍😍
Gavin Kirkland: This is definitely brutal, but Jake has proven himself to be that type of ruthless, cutthroat competitor. He has no mercy for anyone he steps into the ring with, and he is definitely the type of person who always puts himself first. Jake finally tosses the bell down and he goes for Consuela first. He rolls her back into the ring before turning his attention to Drake. He drags Drake over to where the bell is, and he pulls him up, hooks him… and Drake is spiked onto the bell thanks to a DDT!!!
Stew-O: With both Drake and Consuela down for the count, Jake has all the time in the world. He reaches under the ring, pulls out a trash can, and several other items. He finally settles on what appears to be a cheese grater and he climbs back into the ring.
Persephone: That’s a real arrogant smile that’s splashed across Jake’s face right now and he gets behind Consuela, and pulls her up into a sitting position. Jake wraps his arm around Consuela’s throat and he brings the cheese grater up to her forehead! YES! JAKE SCRAPES IT ACROSS CONSUELA’S FOREHEAD, RIPPING APART HER SKIN, AND BLOOD IS POURING DOWN HER FACE RIGHT NOW! 😀 I LOVE IT! :drakelike: :drakelike: :drakelike: :drakelike:
Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry: I don’t like it.
Persephone: :usure: You seem like the type who has a secret fetish for snuff films.
Gavin Kirkland: :krabs:
Stew-O: CONSUELA BALLS HER FIST UP AND STRIKES JAKE IN THE FACE BUT HE JABS THE CHEESE GRATER INTO HER FOREHEAD AND RAKES IT ACROSS A SECOND TIME! MORE DAMAGE IS BEING DONE TO CONSUELA’S FACE! JAKE RAKES THE CHEESE GRATER ACROSS CONSUELA’S HEAD FOR A THIRD TIME AND HE LETS HER GO.
Persephone: Consuela is quick to cover her face with her hands but Jake bashes her across the back of the skull with the cheese grater. Consuela falls to the side and Jake goes for his first cover of the match.
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTT-
Gavin Kirkland: 😀 KICK OUT BY THE BEAUTIFUL ‘SOUL OF SHOWDOWN’ :blessed:
Stew-O: Jake uses the cheese grater to continue striking Consuela in the head. She’s already been busted open but I think Jake wants to inflict even more damage. He’s seemingly opened another wound, this time on the back of her head, and he is digging the cheese grater into that. This is kind of gross…
Persephone: You could really never be a commentator on Voltage, could you? This is literally child’s play. Jake isn’t even really doing anything.
Gavin Kirkland: Well… I am not so sure I would agree. His hands are literally covered in Consuela’s blood and I think the referee might need to step in :lupe:
Persephone: If she can’t fucking handle something like a cheese grater slicing her up, then she shouldn’t be in this match.
Stew-O: Guys, Drake King is stirring on the outside of the ring now. He sees what’s going on and he quickly slides into the ring. Jake attempts to greet him with a stomp to the back, but Drake is able to roll out of the way and quickly get to his feet. He ducks a clothesline attempt from Drake, and the two lock up. They jostle back and forth for positioning, and it’s Drake who is able to muscle the much smaller man into the corner. Jake goes for a forearm to defend himself, but Drake blocks, knees Jake in the stomach, and connects with an uppercut! Jake’s head snaps back and Drake with a series of stiff kicks that connect with Jake’s chest, thighs, and legs! He drags Jake out of the corner, clubbing him in the back, which drops Jake to his knees! Drake sees the cheese grater, and HE SLAMS JAKE’S FACE INTO IT!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Look at the pain written across Drake’s face. These violent situations seem to cause him a lot of distress 🙁
Persephone: Drake is a living, breathing example of a hypocrite. He doesn’t hate violence. He thrives in situations like these.
Gavin Kirkland: I’m just going by what ‘The Messiah’ preaches.
Stew-O: You would believe that bull, wouldn’t you?
Persephone: Drake has openly said that he intends to use this match to punish Jake and Consuela. He doesn’t plan to show them any mercy and will do whatever it takes to make sure he emerges as the victor tonight. He’s got the cheese grater! He is pressing it against Jake’s back! Drake slices it down Jake’s back!
Gavin Kirkland: :yikes: That is a lot of skin hanging off that cheese grater.
Persephone: :blessed: And blood!
Stew-O: This match has quickly dissolved, not that I really believed we would see much wrestling to begin with. It’s becoming gruesome, and something tells me it’s going to get worse.
Persephone: God, I hope so. I need it. This has been a shitty night.
Stew-O: :mjpls: Still mad about Rex and Raven, huh?
Persephone: Fuck right off.
Gavin Kirkland: To her credit, Consuela has gotten herself into a sitting position. My poor Latina queen appears to be suffering as she’s lost a ton of blood. Drake sees Consuela struggling to stand, and he quickly strikes her down, making sure she is unable to get to her feet. Drake hooks Consuela’s arms from behind, forces her up, and he plants her face first into the mat with a sit-out, chicken wing facebuster!
Stew-O: Drake goes back to work on Jake, and after peppering him with stomps, he drags his former partner over to the corner. Drake hoists Jake up, and he begins to climb the ropes. He forces Jake up there with him, and this doesn’t look very good. In fact, this doesn’t look good for Jake at all.
Persephone: Drake positions Jake on the top rope, and THERE’S A BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE! DRAKE JUST DESTROYED JAKE!!! NEAT!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE’S NOT DONE THOUGH! HE TAKES JAKE AND THROWS HIM ON TOP OF CONSUELA! DRAKE GOES BACK TO THE ROPES AND QUICKLY CLIMBS UP TOP! HE RAISES HIS ARMS, REACHING FOR HEAVEN, AND HE TAKES A LEAP OF FAITH! THE PHOENIX SPLASH! THE PHOENIX SPLASH! HE ABSOLUTELY CRUSHES BOTH JAKE AND CONSUELA! DRAKE ROLLS OFF THEM, GRABS JAKE, AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTT-
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Drake just shakes his head. It’s like he pities Jake for kicking out and forcing this match to continue. I’m not sure what he’s going to do next, but I will tell you one thing. I’m glad I’m not in Jake’s shoes right now.
Persephone: Jake finds himself dumped to the outside, and after checking to make sure Consuela is out, Drake rolls himself out of the ring. He takes a moment to just watch Jake. Jake is struggling right now. He’s crawling away from Drake, and reaching for the ring skirt. He wants to pull himself up, but he’s lost a lot of steam since Drake has taken control.
Stew-O: Drake is stalking Jake, keeping his distance, but making sure Jake doesn’t get too far away. Jake finally reaches the ringsteps and he is able to brace himself and force himself back up. Drake rakes him across the back, opening up those wounds even further, and Jake turns around, looking to connect with a right hand! Drake blocks the shot with relative ease, he’s able to slam the back of Jake’s head against the ringsteps! Jake is down on the ground in a heap, and Drake pulls Jake up only to slam his face against the steel! Drake uses the pointed end of the steps to his advantage and he repeatedly slams Jake’s forehead into them! He’s drawn blood on Jake now, and he presses the open wound further into the pointed end of the steps. Jake is helpless right now, having been reduced to a bloody mess himself after destroying Consuela Rose Ava moments ago.
Gavin Kirkland: That’s how this sport goes. Constant ebbs and flows, especially when you have three main event caliber competitors in one match. Drake lets Jake fall to the mat, and he kicks the steps apart. Drake uses his foot to push Jake towards the steps and he places the other part of the steps in front of Jake. He’s sandwiched him, so to speak, and Drake runs around the ring… and comes back with a basement style dropkick! His feet connect with the steps and Jake Smith is crushed between the steel! Drake is back up and he pulls Jake away from the steps. Jake is clearly out of it, bleeding pretty bad, and Drake lifts Jake in the air… FALCON ARROW ONTO THE STEPS!
Stew-O: Jake can’t even move. He is just laying there on the steps, breathing heavily, and trying to deal with the pain he is feeling right now. Drake climbs back onto the apron AND THERE’S CONSUELA! SHE IS MOVING PRETTY GINGERLY AT THE MOMENT BUT SHE IS ABLE TO KNOCK DRAKE TO THE GROUND WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! CONSUELA IS BACK INTO THE MATCH!
Persephone: Is she though? She can barely move at the moment thanks to all the blood loss.
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: It does concern me that Consuela is resting against the ropes right now, but perhaps she is just thinking about her next move. Consuela is a very precise wrestler. She is smart inside that ring and knows how to handle her business in a way that separates her from her sisters. She’s so technical and extremely by the book, but she has an uncanny ability to adapt to whatever situation she is thrown in.
Persephone: Well Consuela is really going to have to get her shit figured out if she wants to go any further in this match. Drake is the freshest competitor out of the three and he’s already climbing back into the ring. Consuela backs into the corner, electing to draw him in, but that seems really dumb. Why would she want Drake to come at her? Why not catch him as he is coming into the ring?
Stew-O: Drake isn’t wasting any time. He charges at Consuela, looking to hit a big boot! Consuela is able to move out of the way, and Drake isn’t able to put the brakes on! He crashes into the turnbuckles and somehow gets his foot hung up! Drake’s leg is caught in the ropes and Consuela clubs him in the back of the head with a forearm. She continues to hit Drake until she’s sure he is subdued, and she kicks his free leg out from under him! Drake hits the mat, and Consuela grabs his free leg, tying him up in a tree of woe position! She has Drake trapped and Consuela quickly goes to the top rope. Drake is using his core strength to rise up and try to free himself but Consuela with a double foot stomp straight into his chest!
Gavin Kirkland: She stomps Drake right into the mat and quickly wraps him up in a chokehold! Consuela shows off her mat skills by switching to a grapevine and pinning Drake’s shoulders to the mat! The referee quickly drops down to count!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: NOT ENOUGH! Drake is able to kick out!
Persephone: Consuela’s not fucked! She switches to a triangle style choke and that’s got Drake trapped! He’s not panicking, but he can’t quite figure out what he needs to do to reverse it. Consuela doesn’t seem to have Drake’s head trapped as good as she needs to, and he is able to position his hands and push down on her abdomen. Drake applies the pressure, forcing Consuela to let go, but she attaches herself to his arm! Consuela with an armbar now! She rolls to her side and straightens Drake’s arm out, looking to break it! Drake is kicking and thrashing! He underestimated Consuela’s ability to turn a counter into a counter, and now he is paying for it! Is so-called MeSsIaH gunna tap out??
CRACK!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE SMITH IS BACK FROM THE DEAD! HE JUST BROKE A KENDO STICK OVER DRAKE KING! CONSUELA LETS GO OF THE ARMBAR OUT OF SHOCK AND JUST MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AS JAKE DIVES AT HER! HE JUST TRIED TO STAB HER WITH A BROKEN PIECE OF THAT KENDO STICK! CONSUELA PULLS HERSELF ONTO THE APRON, PUTTING SOME SPACE HERSELF AND THE PSYCHO WIELDING THE BROKEN KENDO STICK! JAKE LUNGES FOR CONSUELA AGAIN, BUT SHE SIDE STEPS HIM, DARTS BETWEEN THE ROPES TO CATCH HIM IN THE GUT WITH A SHOULDER, AND USES THE ROPES TO SPRINGBOARD BACK INTO THE RING AND TAKE JAKE DOWN WITH A SUNSET FLIP!
Stew-O: CONSUELA ISN’T ABLE TO GET A PIN BECAUSE JAKE IMMEDIATELY TRAPS HER HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS! CONSUELA USES BRUTE FORCE TO BREAK FREE AND SHE’S UP! CONSUELA RUNS THE ROPES AS JAKE GETS UP AND HE MOVES JUST IN TIME TO AVOID ‘LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTE’!!! CONSUELA CATCHES HERSELF ON THE ROPES AND JAKE IS BEHIND HER NOW! HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HER NECK AND HE GOES TO STAB THE BROKEN KENDO STICK INTO HER HEAD!
Persephone: ELBOW AFTER ELBOW! JAKE IS FORCED TO STEP BACK! CONSUELA CHECKS TO SEE JAKE BEHIND HER AND SHE LEAPS ON THE ROPES… SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! SHE TAKES JAKE DOWN AND IS ABLE TO WRESTLE THE KENDO STICK AWAY FROM HIM! THE TWO ROLL ROUND ON THE MAT, FIGHTING FOR CONTROL OF THE WEAPON! IT’S CONSUELA WHO ENDS UP ON TOP AND SHE RAISES THE KENDO STICK ABOVE HER HEAD AND PLUNGES IT INTO JAKE’S HEAD! STAB HIM, CONSUELA!!! DO SOMETHING USEFUL FOR ONCE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BLOOD IS FLYING AS CONSUELA GETS HER REVENGE ON JAKE! SHE STABS HIM MULTIPLE TIMES BEFORE THROWING THE KENDO STICK PIECE TO THE SIDE! JESUS CHRIST! THAT’S ONE OF THE SEXIEST FUCKING THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!
Stew-O: JAKE SMITH HAS BEEN THE VICTIM OF AN ATTEMPTED HOMICIDE AND HE MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING. FROM BEHIND THOUGH! CONSUELA IS WRAPPED INTO A CHOKE! DRAKE HAS HER! SHE GRABS AT THIS ARMS, BUT DRAKE JUST HIT CONSUELA RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES WITH SOMETHING! WHAT THE HELL? WHAT IS THAT IN HIS HAND??
Persephone: :mjlol: :mjlol: :mjlol: :mjlol: IT’S A SMALL HAND CROSS LIKE THE ONES CATHOLIC PRIESTS CARRY BUT THE END OF IT HAS BEEN SHARPENED INTO A POINT! DRAKE STABBED CONSUELA RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES WITH THAT CROSS AND HE’S DOWN ON HIS KNEES NOW! DRAKE IS JABBING THE CROSS INTO ALL OF CONSUELA’S OPEN WOUNDS! HER FACE IS A CRIMSON MASK RIGHT NOW! DRAKE IS MAKING GOOD ON HIS PROMISE TO PUNISH HER AND MAKE HER PAY FOR BASICALLY BEING AN AVA! THIS IS AMAZING!
Stew-O: THIS IS SICK! DRAKE KING IS SICK! THERE IS NO NEED FOR THIS TYPE OF BARBARIC BEHAVIOR! THERE IS A BETTER WAY!
Persephone: SHUT THE FUCK UP! THERE’S NOT! MURDER IS THE ONLY WAY! DRAKE HAS OPENED UP CONSUELA AND NOW THAT HE IS SATISFIED WITH THE DAMAGE DONE, HE GENTLY PLACES THE CROSS TO THE SIDE! HE DRAGS CONSUELA OVER TO THE CHEESE GRATER AND HE SHOVES IT INTO HER MOUTH! DRAKE IS ABOUT TO END CONSUELA ROSE AVA ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
Gavin Kirkland: No. Stop. Please. :mjcry: Don’t do this…
Stew-O: JUDGEMENT DAY!!! THE CURB STOMP CONNECTS AND BLOOD IS POURING FROM CONSUELA’S MOUTH NOW! DRAKE DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEGS FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Persephone: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Stew-O: THAT’S INSURGENCY’S OWN DONOVAN DUKE! DONOVAN JUST BROKE UP THE PIN AND SAVED THE MATCH FOR CONSUELA AND INSURGENCY’S LEADER, JAKE! THE PURE CHAMPION, LIMMY MONAGHAN, HAS HIT THE RING AND TOGETHER, DONOVAN AND LIMMY ARE MUGGING DRAKE! MAXWELL IS DOWN AT RINGSIDE AS WELL, CHECKING ON JAKE’S CONDITION!
Persephone: SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THESE FUCKERS WOULDN’T STAY IN THE BACK BUT OH WELL! DRAKE IS SUFFERING RIGHT NOW AND THAT’S ALL I REALLY CARE ABOUT! :blessed:
Gavin Kirkland: MAXWELL HAS HELPED JAKE UP AND THEY ARE MAKING THEIR WAY INSIDE THE RING! JAKE RIPS CONSUELA OFF THE CANVAS AND CARELESSLY TOSSES HER OUT OF THE RING! HE JOINS THE BEATDOWN OF DRAKE KING, MAKING IT FOUR-ON-ONE, AND NOT EVEN DRAKE KING CAN OVERCOME THESE ODDS! INSURGENCY IS GOING TO GO TWO FOR TWO HERE TONIGHT! DAMN THEM!
Persephone: This happened on Voltage a few weeks ago. Insurgency showed up and completely beat the shit out of Drake, forcing him to settle for a struggle win against the Saudi’s new prisoner, Lisa Wren :mjlol: Love this for Drake!
Stew-O: DONOVAN AND MAXWELL HOIST UP THE MESSIAH NOW AND JAKE WITH BOXING STYLE PUNCHES TO DRAKE NOW! HE IS FEELING HIMSELF NOW! JAKE CONTINUES TO BEAT ON DRAKE, MAKING HIS FORMER BEST FRIEND SUFFER! JAKE STEPS BACK, ALLOWING LIMMY TO GET A FEW SHOTS IN, AND LIMMY TAKES THE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP… AND BASHES IT ACROSS DRAKE’S SKULL!
Gavin Kirkland: THEY’RE NOT EVEN DONE! MAXWELL PICKS UP DRAKE AND THROWS HIM TO JAKE! JAKE WITH A CANADIAN DESTROYER TO DRAKE! HE MAINTAINS HIS HOLD ON THE REDEEMER, ROLLS BACKWARDS, AND MAXWELL IS ABLE TO CATCH DRAKE! HE LIFTS HIM UP AND POWERBOMBS HIM RIGHT ACROSS DRAKE’S KNEES! THEY CALL THAT ‘ WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIEND’…
Persephone: An unnecessarily long and stupid name for a move but I digress…
Stew-O: AND NOW IT’S LIMMY AND DONOVAN! ‘MISERY BUSINESS’!!! LIMMY JUST HIT AN ELEVATED SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT ON DRAKE AND TURNED IT INTO A BRAINBUSTER THAT CONNECTED ACROSS DONOVAN’S KNEE! DRAKE IS FINISHED! DRAKE IS FINISHED!
Persephone: INSURGENCY STAND AROUND AS THEIR LEADER PLACES HIS FOOT ON DRAKE’S FACE FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING?!?!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Stew-O: MYLES AND MINERVA! MYLES AND MINERVA! THEY JUST HIT THE RING WITH THEIR OWN BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BATS AND ARE CLEANING HOUSE! THEY LITERALLY JUST SAVED DRAKE KING AND THEY ARE DESTROYING INSURGENCY RIGHT NOW! MYLES SLAMS HIS BAT INTO LIMMY’S STOMACH WHILE MINERVA CRACKS THE CHAMPION ACROSS THE FACE! DONOVAN TRIES TO SAVE HIS STABLEMATE, BUT MYLES CATCHES HIM WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK AND SLAMS THE BAT ACROSS DONOVAN’S BACK! MINERVA TAKES MAXWELL OUT AT THE KNEES, AND CRACKS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! BOTH TURN THEIR ATTENTION TO JAKE WHO GETS THE HELL OUT OF THE RING! MYLES AND MINERVA STAND AMONG THE CARNAGE WITH SMILES ON THEIR FACES AND THEY LOOK DOWN AT DRAKE, WHO IS ON HIS KNEES, AND COUGHING UP BLOOD THANKS TO THE BEATING HE TOOK AT THE HANDS OF INSURGENCY!
Persephone: DRAKE LOOKS AT THEM AND SMILES THROUGH HIS PAIN, AND MYLES AND MINERVA EXTEND THEIR HANDS, HELPING HIM TO HIS FEET! JAKE LOOKS HORRIFIED AT WHAT HE IS SEEING! THESE THREE REALLY HAVE FORMED AN ALLIANCE IT SEEMS! DRAKE KING! MYLES! MINERVA! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!?!
Gavin Kirkland: WHILE THE TRIO IN THE RING ARE TAUNTING JAKE, THEY DON’T NOTICE CONSUELA! SHE HAS GOTTEN BACK INTO THE RING AND SHE LOW BLOWS MYLES WITH HER BLACK ROSE SCEPTER! MINERVA IMMEDIATELY LUNGES FOR CONSUELA BUT SHE TAKES THE SCEPTER TO THE FACE FOR HER EFFORTS! I’M SURE MS. EXTREME WILL ENJOY WATCHING THAT ON REPLAY! CONSUELA LOW BLOWS DRAKE, AND SHE MAKES SURE TO KICK MYLES AND MINERVA OUT OF THE RING! SHE TURNS HER ATTENTION TO DRAKE AND BASHES HIM ACROSS THE FACE! DRAKE IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT BUT AS CONSUELA GOES FOR THE PIN, JAKE HITS THE RING AGAIN! JAKE GRABS CONSUELA FROM BEHIND AND THROWS HER BACK WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!
Stew-O: SHE JUST LANDED ON HER DAMN FEET! JAKE IS SPEECHLESS! CONSUELA SWINGS WILDLY AND THE SPECTER CONNECTS WITH JAKE’S TEMPLE! HE GOES DOWN LIKE A SACK OF BRICKS AS A BARRAGE OF REFEREES RUN DOWN TO THE RING TO GET MYLES, MINERVA, AND THE REST OF INSURGENCY TO THE BACK! THIS IS FUCKING CHAOTIC! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY RIGHT NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: WELL CONSUELA HAS FOUND A NEW LEASE ON LIFE! I CAN TELL YOU THAT! CONSUELA GRABS JAKE AND SHE HAS THE ‘SUELA LOCK CINCHED IN! SHE IS LOOKING TO WIN THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW! THE SPECTER IS FIRMLY PLANTED ACROSS JAKE’S FACE AND HE IS DOING HIS BEST NOT TO TAP! CONSUELA WANTS THIS WIN SO BADLY SHE CAN TASTE IT! AND I WANT TO FUCKING TASTE HER!
Persephone: SOMEHOW JAKE IS HANGING ON! TAP YOU FUCKING IDIOT SO WE CAN END THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: THE GLASS THORNES ON THAT SPECTER ARE FIRMLY EMBEDDED INTO JAKE’S SKIN! HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT NOW BUT HANG ON AND DIG DEEP! CONSUELA IS SCREAMING AT JAKE TO GIVE UP BUT HE IS DESPERATE RIGHT NOW! JAKE IS FLAILING AROUND AND LOOK! HIS HAND JUST HIT SOMETHING! HIS HAND JUST FOUND THE REDEEMER’S SHARPENED CROSS!
Gavin Kirkland: FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Persephone: :gladbron: JAKE USES THE CROSS TO STAB AT CONSUELA’S HANDS! HE DOESN’T EVEN CARE THAT HE JUST GOT HIS OWN FACE! HE IS HACKING AWAY AT CONSUELA’S HANDS WITH THAT POINTED CROSS AND HE FORCES HER TO LET GO! CONSUELA ROLLS TO THE SIDE, CRADLING HER HANDS AGAINST HER STOMACH, AND JAKE HAS SAVED HIMSELF! HE IS TOO EXHAUSTED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE! HE NEARLY LOST THIS MATCH! JAKE SOMEHOW USED THE POWER OF DRAKEUS CHRIST TO HIS ADVANTAGE AND HAS KEPT THIS MATCH ALIVE!
Stew-O: BUT HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A REDEEMER SCORNED AND HE SEES HIS CROSS IN JAKE’S HANDS! DRAKE’S BLOOD STAINED FACE IS FULL OF FURY RIGHT NOW AND HE GRABS THE ASPERGILLUM! DRAKE TAKES THE WEAPON TO JAKE AND IS BEATING HIM WITH IT! HOW IN THE FUCK ARE STILL GOING RIGHT NOW?? DRAKE IS BEATING JAKE WITH THAT METAL ASPERGILLUM! JAKE REFUSES TO LET GO OF THE CROSS! HE REFUSES TO BEND TO THE WILL OF DRAKE KING! HE TAKES THE CROSS AND HE IS ABLE TO STAB DRAKE IN THE LEG! JAKE HAS STABBED DRAKE! DRAKE PULLS UP LIMP, AND THAT LETS JAKE GRAB THE ASPERGILLUM! HE SHAKES THE HOLY WATER AT DRAKE AND DRAKE JUST LET OUT A SCREAM!
Drake King: (off-mic) IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
Jake Smith: (off-mic) :comeagain:
Persephone: DID HE JUST SAY HIS OWN HOLY WATER WAS BURNING HIM?!?!
Gavin Kirkland: This motherfucker really is the goddamn devil in disguise.
Stew-O: JAKE LOOKS A LITTLE STUNNED RIGHT NOW! HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA FROM BEHIND WITH A ROLL-UP!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: JAKE SOMEHOW ESCAPES!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA CAN’T BELIEVE SHE COULDN’T HANG ON LONG ENOUGH TO GET A THREE COUNT AND JAKE BRINGS HER DOWN WITH A LARIAT THE SECOND SHE TURNS AROUND! DRAKE IS BACK AFTER APPARENTLY BEING BURNED BY HIS OWN HOLY WATER AND JAKE IS ABLE TO DUCK ‘THE GUILLOTINE’! JAKE WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD! THE MOMENTUM OF THE SUPERKICK SENT DRAKE OVER THE ROPES, BUT HE’S NOT GUNNA STAY DOWN! DRAKE CLIMBS BACK ONTO THE APRON BUT JAKE GREETS HIM!
Persephone: THEY’RE FIGHTING ON THE APRON NOW BUT IT’S JAKE WHO GETS THE BETTER OF THE EXCHANGE! HE MANAGES TO GET AHOLD OF DRAKE’S HEAD AND THERE IT IS!!!! ‘SHATTERED WINGS’!!! THE ROLLING CUTTER OFF THE APRON HAS LITERALLY KILLED DRAKE KING!!!
Stew-O: JAKE PAUSES LONG ENOUGH TO SEE THAT SOMEHOW CONSUELA IS SITTING BACK UP INSIDE THE RING! HE CURSES HIS LUCK AND LEAVES DRAKE ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT NOT BEFORE GRABBING SOMETHING FROM UNDER THE RING. :damn:
Gavin Kirkland: LEGO COVERED TABLE! LEGO COVERED TABLE! LEGO COVERED TABLE!
Persephone: THAT IS LACED WITH EXPLOSIVES! WE ARE GOING OUT WITH A BANG HERE TONIGHT!!! FUCK YES! I’M GUNNA CUM LIKE I DO WHENEVER I WATCH REX MCALLISTER WRESTLING MATCHES!!!
Gavin Kirkland: I… wow.
Stew-O: Jesus Christ, I don’t get paid enough to call these fucking tri-branded matches.
Persephone: JAKE KICKS CONSUELA IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD TO KEEP HER DOWN LONG ENOUGH SO HE CAN SET UP THE TABLE! JAKE HAS IT POSITIONED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND HE GOES TO GRAB CONSUELA! HE HOISTS HER UP IN THE POWERBOMB POSITION AND LOOK AT THE SMILE ON HIS FACE! JAKE KNOWS HE HAS THIS MATCH IN THE BAG!!!!
Jake Smith: (off-mic) I’m the fucking best, bay-bay!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE SPINS AROUND AND HE POWERBO- NO! NO!
Stew-O: CONSUELA WITH THE CROSS AND SHE PLUNGES IT INTO JAKE’S SKULL!!!!
Persephone: BOTH COMPETITORS FALL THE GROUND! JAKE IS WOUNDED! CONSUELA HAD NO CHOICE! SHE WAS ABOUT TO DIE A VIOLENT DEATH AND SHE HAD TO DO THAT TO JAKE! JAKE IS ROLLING AROUND ON THE MAT AND GRABBING HIS HEAD, AND CONSUELA IS LOOKING AROUND AT THE CROWD. EVERY SINGLE FAN IS ON THEIR FEET RIGHT NOW AND THEY ARE TELLING HER TO END THIS MATCH AND PUT JAKE AWAY! THE WOMAN WHO NEARLY BECAME THE LONGEST REIGNING INTERWIRE CHAMPION OF ALL TIME IS MOMENTS AWAY FROM SECURING THE BIGGEST NON-CHAMPIONSHIP WIN OF HER CAREER!
Stew-O: :lupe: She still has to put Jake Smith away, though :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA HAS SOMETHING IN MIND! I HAVE NEVER SEEN A MORE DETERMINED LOOK IN HER EYES! SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING STAR RIGHT NOW!
Persephone: Well, she actually looks like she has been in a very accident and is about to die, but we’ll roll with your narrative.
Stew-O: CONSUELA GRABS JAKE AND SHE DRAGS HIM OVER TO THE ROPES! WHATEVER’S GOING THROUGH HER MIND RIGHT NOW CAN’T BE GOOD FOR JAKE! SHE CLIMBS THE ROPES AND PULLS JAKE UP WITH HER, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS ABOUT TO POSITION JAKE FOR THE SPANISH FLY!
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE SENSES THE END IS NEAR AND HE PUNCHES CONSUELA IN THE RIBS! SHE’S UNABLE TO HOOK HIM FOR THE MOVE AND HER FOOT SLIPS FROM THE ROPE! JAKE IS ABLE TO GRAB CONSUELA BEFORE SHE CRASHES AND HE SITS DOWN ON THE TOP ROPE! HE HAS CONSUELA IN A CHOKE! AND SHE IS DANGLING OFF THE TURNBUCKLES! JAKE COULD DROP HER AT ANY MOMENT AND SHE WOULD CRASH TO THE FLOOR! JAKE STANDS UP AND CAREFULLY TURNS THEM AROUND, MAKING SURE TO KEEP CONTROL OF THE CHOKE!
Stew-O: CONSUELA CLAWS AT HIS ARMS! SHE PUNCHES HIM! SHE IS DOING WHATEVER SHE CAN TO KEEP HERSELF ALIVE RIGHT NOW! JAKE TIGHTENS HIS GRIP AND THEY ARE BOTH ON THE TOP ROPE NOW :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: God. I can’t watch.
Persephone: WELL I CAN! SOMETHING HORRIBLE IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN AND I’M HERE FOR IT!
Stew-O: CONSUELA BRINGS HER LEG BACK AND SHE CATCHES JAKE IN THE NUTS! JAKE LETS HER GO AND SINKS DOWN INTO A SITTING POSITION, HOLDING HIS JEWELS! CONSUELA CATCHES HERSELF AND SHE SCRAMBLES BACK UP THE ROPES! SHE SLIPS UNDER JAKE, GRABS HIS HEAD, AND SHE FLIES OFF THE ROPES!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crowd: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
PERSEPHONE: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YOU FUCKING QUEEN! YAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! CONSUELA ROSE AVA WITH A SUICIDE BOMBING!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry:
Stew-O: SHE JUST PUT HERSELF AND JAKE THROUGH THE EXPLODING LEGO TABLE THANKS TO ‘LEMON PLEDGE’!!!!
Persephone: THEY ARE DEAD! THEY ARE FUCKING DEAD! THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! I NEED THE SMOKE TO CLEAR! I NEED TO SEE THEIR FUCKING BURNING, SMOLDERING BODIES!!!
Stew-O: YOU ARE A FUCKING PYSCHOPATH!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT THE SMOKE IS CLEARING! CONSUELA AND JAKE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PILE OF WOOD AND LEGOS! CONSUELA’S GOT A LEG OVER TOP OF JAKE, AND THE REFEREE IS CHECKING TO MAKE SURE JAKE’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN! JAKE ISN’T MOVING! CONSUELA IS TWITCHING! SHE’S CRACKED OPEN HER EYES AND SHE SEES HER CHANCE TO WIN THE MATCH! SHE HAS TO FORCE HERSELF TO SIT UP SO HER OWN SHOULDERS WON’T BE DOWN AND SHE HAS IT! CONSUELA HAS THIS FUCKING MATCH!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: THE BOOK OF DRISTIANITY! THE BOOK OF DRISTIANITY! DRAKE PUNTS CONSUELA IN THE BACK OF HER SKULL!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!
Persephone: I THOUGHT THE MAN WAS DEAD!!!!!
Stew-O: DRAKE THROWS CONSUELA SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST AND HE DROPS DOWN ONTO JAKE FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… DRAKE THE REDEEMER!!!!
(‘Triumph’ by Tenth Dimension kicks up to a chorus of nothing but boos. The crowd is absolutely livid over how this match just ended, and they don’t have any qualms about showing it.)
Gavin Kirkland: I hate life. :mjcry:
Stew-O: What a fucking ending to one of the most violent matches we have seen here tonight. Consuela Rose Ava risked life and limb to put away Jake Smith and score this win, only to have it stolen from her by the devil in disguise.
Persephone: Drake King skull punted that bitch back into yesteryear, and just added insult to injury when it comes to his former tag team partner. Wow.
Stew-O: The smile on Drake’s bloody face says it all. He knows he got away with one and he seems fucking thrilled about it. This match was hard to watch at the best of times, as these three Elitists sunk to new lows in order to end each other. This match was personal. It was brutal. And in the end, it was won by the one person who purposely provoked these other two into confronting their demons and fighting for their lives. Drake certainly showed his true colors tonight and he is still the same slimy, opportunistic, and devious competitor that he’s always been and I shudder to think about what’s going to happen next.
Gavin Kirkland: All I can think about is Consuela and consoling her right now. Whenever she wakes up, she is going to be heartbroken over how this match ended. She put everything she had into it, and came up short.
Persephone: Let’s not forget that Jake Smith and his Insurgency brothers seem to have a little competition now when it comes to which faction truly controls EAW. Myles and Minerva have seemingly joined forces with Drake, and that is not a good thing.
(As if to put the exclamation point on Persephone’s statement, the National Elite Champion and his lady love walked onto the stage. Myles and Minerva stand there, with their arms around one another, staring straight down the ramp at Drake. The Messiah bows his head, no doubt thanking himself for his impressive performance tonight, and he carefully gets out of the ring and limps his way up the ramp. As he gets to the stage, he stands before Myles and Minerva, who break apart, and the couple bow their heads. A sinister smirk crosses Drake’s face as he steps between Myles and Minerva, takes their arms, and raises them in the air. The crowd erupts in jeers, not happy by this turn of events, and the newly formed alliance stand tall as King of Elite fades to a commercial.)
(The camera fades into Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: And it is for… the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Pure Water’ by Skepta plays up to boos as before long, Dray Fontana bursts out through the backstage curtain and makes his way out to the center of the stage. Looking around he looks dead at the ring, pointing his finger guns towards it with a stern look on his face as he makes his way down the ramp and headed towards it)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, the challenger… from Kingston Upon Thames, England, United Kingdom… weighing in at 200 pounds… THE PRINCE… DRAY FONTANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: This is it for Dray Fontana, stepping into the tiger’s den for the first time in his career and making it big time. This is his chance to do everything that he has always aspired for, and you know what that is? Winning a World Championship, and Dray has found himself in a perfect position to do so tonight heading into this match at King of Elite.
Flannery McCoy: And you just have to imagine the weight on his shoulders heading into this match. Just a month or so ago he was defending his PURE Championship against Limmy Monaghan and now he’s here fighting for a World Championship. He knows he has to step it up, this is the big leagues and he cannot disappoint especially with the big strides that he’s made. If he has full belief in himself and is willing to put it on the line tonight, then this is what he has to do. And if he can do that? Then we might just be seeing a new World Heavyweight Champion tonight in return.
Jake Mercer: A few hundred years ago the British lost the Revolutionary War. Seeing as Dray’s great great great ancestors were fighting in that war, now it’s time for him to redeem himself and beat that American scum for the great land of the United Kingdom! 💯
(Dray stops at the bottom of the ramp as he once again scans the arena before making his way up the steel steps and onto the apron, taking his time before he enters into the ring. He stands at the center of the ring posing once more as the crowd continues to boo before he makes his way over to his corner and ‘Pure Water’ fades out. It isn’t long before ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P ft. Killer Mike and Despot plays up as Lethal Consequences makes his way out through the curtain and to the stage with the World Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder. He looks over at it as he takes it and raises it high in the air before he makes his way down the ramp and aiming towards the ring with an intense look on his face as he does.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Oakland, California… weighing in at 230 pounds… he is the ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… THE INEVITABLE…LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for LC this match has to mean a lot to him considering that this is his first World Heavyweight Championship defense, and I’m sure if there’s one thing for sure? It’s the fact that out of all the possibilities this match could behold, LC does not want to lose his Championship first defense.
Flannery McCoy: I think that’s kind of obvious Stew but I get the sentiment. LC has boasted the fact that he’s been seeing the same LC that holds the World Heavyweight Championship his whole career, and this is the platform he needs to solidify that, so if there’s one thing for certain? This is his chance to solidify that into the ground. A near 7 year journey to get to this point, this is his chance to continue and show that LC is not someone to look over in the future as he continues his World Heavyweight Championship reign, and winning tonight would do just that for him.
Jake Mercer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT IS TIME FOR YOUR TRUE MAIN EVENT! And not that crummy King of Elite finals match, it is time… for LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! BIG MAN LC WALKING INTO TAMPA AND WALKING OUT OF IT AS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
(LC passes the bottom of the ramp as he makes his way up the stairs and onto the apron as he enters into the ring. He makes his way over to a corner as he raises his Championship into the air before climbing down and making his way over to the other opposite corner and doing the same. He jumps off and makes his way to his corner as he hands the ref his Championship and begins to get ready as ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ fades out and the ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this World Heavyweight Championship match is underway and look at this crowd! They’re going absolutely berserk for this matchup as both LC and Dray look to absolutely tear one another apart from the seam!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT A MINUTE! DRAY LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE NECK OF LC! HE’S TAKEN HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A GUILLOTINE CHOKE!
Jake Mercer: Dray is not wasting anytime as he’s looking to make an absolute embarrassment out of the World Heavyweight Champion in seconds! Dray is twisting at the neck as he’s managed to catch LC dead in the center of the ring! LC is fighting back though as he’s sending punch after punch towards the gut of Dray forcing him him loosen the hold! AS HE LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND AND SENDS HIM FLYING WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!
Stew-O: LC escaping out of that tight predicament as he’s grabbing Dray by his hair and bringing him up to his feet! BUT DRAY TAKES HIN BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SPEAR AS HE’S ON THE ASSAULT AGAIN WITH VICIOUS PUNCHES TOWARDS HIS SKULL! LC attempting to block as much as he can bringing his forearms up but Dray is continuing forward with absolute speed before he pushes away and separates away from him!
Flannery McCoy: Dray is absolutely relentless as LC stumbles up to his feet, BUT DRAY WITH A JUMPING KNEE TO HIS FACE! But it’s LC that grabs the knee of Dray and shoves it away as Dray tumbles down down a seated position, AS IT’S LC THAT RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS A KNEE TOWARDS THE FACE OF DRAY TO TAKE HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND FOR GOOD MEASURE!
Jake Mercer: Both of these guys are laying it all on the line tonight as Dray attempts to roll seemingly out of the ring but LC already has him by the arm! LC sends him into an Irish whip to the corner as LC runs forward, AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT DRAY RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLES AND FLIPS OVER LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!
Stew-O: LC is completely boggled as he’s backed up against the corner, AND IT’S DRAY WITH A KNEE TOWARDS THE HEAD OF LC WHICH SENDS HIM DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION! LC backed up, AS DRAY ALREADY RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND SENDS A BOOT TOWARDS HIS FACE TO COMPLETELY KNOCK HIM SILLY!
Flannery McCoy: LC is not able to get a second to breathe as he’s attempting to bring himself up using the turnbuckles, BUT DRAY IS ALREADY GOING FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! But LC manages to move out of the way of that as he turns Dray around, and connects with a Knife Edge Chop across his chest! That distracting Dray enough for LC to run to the ropes and back, AS HE GRABS ONTO THE HEAD OF DRAY AND PLANTS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG!
Jake Mercer: I don’t think LC is done as Dray is up and turns around dazed, AS LC LAUNCHES INTO THE AIR AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! LC beginning to send punches downwards towards his head in return for what he did earlier as Dray shoves him away just for the moment and drags himself towards the bottom rope! Dray backed up against the bottom rope trying to recover as much as he can, BUT LC KICKING HIM DEAD IN HIS FACE!
Stew-O: Dray forcing himself out of the ring as now it’s LC beginning to follow on the assault, BUT DRAY MANAGING TO GRAB AROUND HIS WAIST AND SLAM LC SPINEFIRST ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! LC completely taken by surprise as Dray managed to do that with a last gasp of breath as LC is trying to drag himself up to his feet! BUT IT’S DRAY GRABBING LC BY THE HEAD AND THROWING HIM SPINE FIRST ONCE MORE THIS TIME INTO THE BARRICADE!
OONNEE!!
TTWWOO!!
Flannery McCoy: And the ref starting the count on the outside as Dray grabs LC by his head and brings him back up, AS I THINK HE’S GOING TO THROW HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! But LC managing to move out of the way just barely as he stumbles down to the ground! Dray looking over in frustration as he’s bringing him up to his feet, AND LOOKING TO SLAM HIS HEAD ONTO THE RINGPOST! BUT IT’S LC THAT HOLDS HIS ARMS OUT AND SLAMS DRAY’S HEAD INTO THE RINGPOST BEFORE HE CAN!
TTHHRRRREEEE!!
FFOOUURR!!
FFIIVVEE!!
Jake Mercer: Dray falling flat completely down onto the ground as LC grabs him by his head and lifts him up to his feet and begins to drag him around the ring, and this doesn’t look so pleasant! AS HE LOOKS TO THROW DRAY INTO THE STEEL STEPS SHOULDER FIRST!
Stew-O: But it’s Dray that sends a knee towards his gut that forces him back! LC stumbling back as he grabs onto the apron but Dray has already slid back into the ring and LC is forced to follow behind him! AS IT’S DRAY WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE OUT OF NOWHERE TO THE GUT OF LC FORCING HIM BACKWARDS! This giving Dray enough time to breathe as LC stumbles back up in an attempt to recover!
Flannery McCoy: BUT DRAY! DRAY IS RUNNING FORWARD AS HE’S GOING FOR THE PARAMOUNT! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE ATTEMPT!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S LC THAT DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS UNDER AS HE GRABS DRAY BY THE LEG AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A HEEL HOOK! LC with some quick thinking to get him back into this match as he makes an attempt to slowly crawl to the ropes in an attempt to recover but LC has that hold locked in tight! With these submission holds you never know what might happen, we might just see a tap out right here and the end of the match!
Stew-O: Well not today as Dray manages to turn onto his back just enough to send repeated attacks down onto LC with his other leg forcing LC to release the hold as it allows for the both of them to get back up to their feet! BUT LC ALREADY HAS A HOLD ON DRAY’S LEG AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A VICIOUS DRAGON SCREW!
Flannery McCoy: Well I think LC has found a target as he brings Dray up to his feet, AS DRAY ATTEMPTS TO GO FOR A LARIAT! But it’s LC that manages to duck under as he turns around, AND SLIDES DOWN WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF DRAY’S KNEECAP TO SEND HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Dray is stunned as this allows time for LC to get back up to his feet, AS HE PULLS HIM IN AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SNAP DDT!
Jake Mercer: Dray grabbing his head in pain along with his leg as LC has began to target that as LC is not done bringing him up to his feet as he sends him towards the ropes and back! AS LC LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR A DROPKICK! But he meets nothing as he falls flat to the ground, Dray barely managing to grab onto the top rope to keep himself stable! LC quickly attempting to get back up to his feet, BUT IT’S DRAY WITH A SUPERKICK TOWARDS HIS JAW TO SEND HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND AND GIVE HIM A MOMENT TO BREATHE!
Stew-O: And I think he needs some time to recuperate as well as he connected with that Superkick using that hurt leg that he’s attempting to nurse against the ropes as LC begins to get back up to a knee! BUT DRAY ISN’T LETTING HIM TAKE ADVANTAGE AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A SHINING WIZARD TOWARDS HIS HEAD TO SEND HIM BACK DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: But it’s LC that manages to drop down to the ground just enough as Dray meets nothing but air and crashes and burns as he tumbles down onto the ground! LC attempting to get back up to his feet as Dray turns around and runs right towards him! AS LC RUNS FORWARD AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A VICIOUS EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO GET SOME TIME!
Jake Mercer: Dray is down flat on the ground as LC is beginning to scale the top rope, just waiting for Dray to get up to his feet so he can follow up! And Dray is up! AS LC LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR A CROSSBODY TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: But Dray manages to move out of the way as LC meets nothing and lands flat on the canvas! Dray turning around as he leaps onto the top turnbuckle and looks to fly off of it to give LC a taste of his own medicine!
Flannery McCoy: But to his shock LC manages to use his last ounce of power to climb up the turnbuckles and join Dray on the top rope! And you know this doesn’t spell good for any of them as both of them are going off on one another! Trading punches because whoever gets the advantage isn’t going to do anything pleasant to his opposition!
Jake Mercer: As Dray manages to step up and slam a knee onto the head of LC! I don’t think this is going to turn out well for LC as this has gotta be suicide for the both of them! NO! DRAY IS SETTING UP LC AS HE’S GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX ONTO THE OUTSIDE!
Stew-O: AS THEY FLY THROUGH THE AIR AND CRASH DOWN ONTO THE RINGSIDE CONCRETE! THEY’VE BOTH GOTTA BE DEAD!
(Both competitors are completely lifeless on the floor as Dray gasps for air attempting to drag himself up to his feet, seeing LC is completely down and out, this is his chance to get something going for himself and maybe if he can get into the ring fast enough, hook the leg and get the win)
Flannery McCoy: Dray is up! And this might just be the chance of a lifetime for him if he’s able to roll LC into the ring and go for the pin! And he’s able to do it! Dray rolling LC into the ring slowly as he follows, HE HAS A SHOULDER OVER HIM! DRAY IS GOING FOR THE PIN! COULD WE BE SEEING A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT HERE AND NOW?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHH-
Jake Mercer: OH MY GOD! HOW WAS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ABLE TO KICK OUT OF THAT?!
(Dray’s eyes widen as he looks down at LC and the ref who has stopped counting. Dray shakes his head as he drags himself up to his feet slowly, managing to get himself up onto his knees for the time being as he looks upwards)
Dray Fontana: (Off-Mic) Yahweh… give me strength…
Stew-O: Dray continuing to push through as he’s dragging himself up to his feet and waiting for LC to turn around, as LC is slowly beginning to get up! WAIT! DRAY IS LAUNCHING THROUGH THE AIR! HE’S GOING FOR A CORKSCREW KICK TO KNOCK LC DOWN AND GO FOR THE PIN!
Flannery McCoy: But it’s LC that rolls out of the way as Dray falls flat onto the ground in pain! Dray not giving up as he’s beginning to get back up to his feet, how LC is this fluid still is beyond me as Dray is up! WAIT!
Jake Mercer: LC CATCHES HIM WITH DEAD EXECUTIVE! STUNNER DROPS HIM DOWN ONTO THE GROUND AS LC GOES FOR THE PIN ON DRAY!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-
Stew-O: BUT DRAY GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!
Flannery McCoy: LC is exasperated but unphased as he’s back up to his feet and waiting for Dray to do the same as if there was one time to finish this match quick and easy, it would be while Dray is most vulnerable! DRAY IS UP!
Jake Mercer: LC IS GOING FOR LCR! SPINNING BACK ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF DRAY’S FACE TO SEND HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: BUT DRAY CATCHES HIM WITH THE PARAMOUNT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS AS DRAY DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN ON LC!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S LC THAT GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Jake Mercer: And Dray is not the happiest person alive because of that as he stumbles back up to his feet and grabs LC by his head, making sure to inflict as much damage as he humanly can so he can stay down for the count! Dray with a forearm to the face of LC! But LC retaliating back with one of his own which forces him backwards! Dray running forward now, but it’s LC that sidesteps and sends Dray to the ropes and back as he waits for him to come back around, AS LC RUNS FORWARD AND CATCHES DRAY WITH A BIG ROLLING WHEEL KICK TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Both of these men are not willing to let up for a moment as Dray sits up and grabs his face, but it’s LC that pulls Dray into a headlock and brings him up to his feet! AS HE LIFTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! Dray attempting to fight back as he slams knees down onto the top of his head! LC attempting to keep his balance but it’s Dray that’s managing to narrowly give himself some time before LC drops him down into a Suplex, as LC is forced to place him back down onto the ground! LC forced to let go but that doesn’t mean he just gives up there as he runs towards Dray once more, BUT IT’S DRAY THAT LIFTS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND GOES FOR A POWERBOMB!
Jake Mercer: But just as Dray did, LC is trying his best to make sure he fights out of his hold! LC raining down punches onto his head as Dray is attempting to keep ahold of him but he might just find himself in the same predicament LC was in seconds ago!
Stew-O: WAIT! DRAY TOSSES LC OVER THE TOP ROPE! LC IS DROPPED DOWN ONTO HIS SPINE ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON AS HE TUMBLES DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
(Dray tumbles down to a seated position completely out of breath as he looks over over the ref who has his head through the middle rope attempting to check on LC who is completely down and out on the outside)
OONNEE!!
TTWWOO!!
TTHHRRRREEEE!!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think Dray wants a countout to happen as he’s rushing to the outside of the ring, if he loses like that then of course he’ll win, but he won’t be able to win the World Heavyweight Championship as he rolls LC back into the ring quickly! HE’S GOING FOR A QUICK PIN ATTEMPT TO FOLLOW UP NOW!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: YES! LC GOES AGAINST HIS BETTER JUDGEMENT AND KICKS OUT!
Stew-O: He promised he wasn’t going to lose the World Heavyweight Championship tonight and has aimed to do just that as Dray is in complete disbelief as he gets back up to his feet! And Dray now has completely snapped as he’s stomping down on LC looking to cave a hole into his chest! Absolutely relentless in his attack as LC is trying his best to fight back but with all of the power left in his body he’s barely able to fend himself off!
Flannery McCoy: Dray grabbing LC by his arm as he pulls him in, and sends a knee towards his gut to take him down to a knee! And Dray is back on the attack with boots to his chest to send him back down flat onto the canvas! Dray is completely livid and that’s shown through his attacks making sure that if LC isn’t going to stay down? He is going to give him an absolute beating that he is going to remember!
Jake Mercer: But wait! LC manages to grab onto the leg of Dray! Dray is hobbling on one leg as he attempts to gain some sort of footing and if he doesn’t then he’s in for some deep trouble! DRAY GOING FOR A ENZUIGIRI TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD TO TAKE HIM DOWN BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!
Stew-O: WAIT! LC MANAGING TO DUCK UNDER THAT AS HE DROPS DRAY DOWN TO THE GROUND! HE LOCKS IN AN ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK LOCKED IN!
Flannery McCoy: LC going back to attack that injured leg as Dray is screaming for dear life, how long can he keep himself in this hold?! And will it be enough so he can escape and push forward?!
Jake Mercer: LC is trying to make sure he stays at the center of the ring long enough so he can keep the offensive but Dray isn’t giving up as he crawls to the ropes, injured leg and all, absolutely nothing is going to be able to take down Dray at this very moment! He’s fingertips away from the ropes as LC is trying to do everything in his power to make sure he stays away from it as much as possible!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S NOT ENOUGH! DRAY HAS THE BOTTOM ROPE! THE REF FORCES THE ROPE BREAK AS DRAY FIGHTS THROUGH THIS MATCH JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER!
Flannery McCoy: And it’s all for that World Heavyweight Championship gold!
(LC looks at Dray in shock before looking over to the ref as he’s forced to let go of the hold. He isn’t pleased, but it is what it is)
Jake Mercer: I think LC expected a much easier ride to retaining his Championship for someone he didn’t know for the better half of the buildup to this match, but I figure it is what it is as he waits for Dray to get back up to his feet! AS LC RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS HIM!
Stew-O: BUT DRAY WITH JUST ENOUGH STRENGTH LEFT IN HIS BODY MANAGES TO THROW HIM OUT OF THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: And Dray isn’t done as he runs to the ropes and back as LC recovers at ringside as clearly he did not expect Dray to be able to fight back so quickly just as he did! AS DRAY RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK AS HE LAUNCHES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BIG SUICIDE DIVE! AND AFTER WHAT DRAY HAS BEEN THROUGH! THIS COULD QUITE LITERALLY BE SUICIDE FOR HIM!
Jake Mercer: But Dray isn’t done as he climbs up to the top rope and LC is doing the same! AS DRAY LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE! OH MY GOD! HE JUST TOOK LC DOWN ONCE MORE WITH A MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE! HOW IS HE EVEN ABLE TO DO ALL OF THIS IN A MATTER OF SECONDS!
Stew-O: CAN’T YOU SEE?! IT’S HOW MUCH THIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MEANS TO DRAY FONTANA!
Flannery McCoy: FOCUS BACK IN ON THE ACTION AS DRAY IS RUNNING FORWARD! PARAMOUNT! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF LC TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: DRAY IS ROLLING LC RIGHT BACK INTO THE RING NOW AS HE’S CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE! HE CAN’T BE! THIS IS GOING TO HURT THE FUCK OUT OF THE ALREADY INJURED LEG OF DRAY FONTANA!
Stew-O: DRAY IS GOING FOR RAPTURE KILLER! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE SPINE OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!
Flannery McCoy: Wait! LC is running forward as he joins him at the top rope! LC is beginning to send punches towards his head to complete take Dray by surprise! If there’s one thing he didn’t expect is for LC to recover that quickly as Dray attempts to fight back but the World Heavyweight Champion is beginning to overwhelm him even more as he grabs him by his head! LC has the advantage but what is he going to do to follow up!
Jake Mercer: NO WAY! LC LIFTS DRAY OFF THE TOP ROPE! LOWDOWN OFF THE TOP ROPE! SPINEBUSTER DROPS DRAY DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: DRAY POWERS OUT JUST BARELY BEFORE THE THREE COUNT CAN FINISH!
Flannery McCoy: LC is clearly in frustration but he knows that will get him nowhere as he’s right back up focusing at the task at hand! LC has Dray right where he wants him at this point after that Lowdown off the top rope as he runs forward, this might spell the end!
Jake Mercer: LC IS GOING FOR LCR! SPINNING BACK ELBOW INCOMING TO TAKE DRAY DOWN FOR THE WIN!
Stew-O: NO WAY! PARAMOUNT ACROSS THE SKULL OF LC BEFORE LCR CAN CONNECT SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! DRAY FIGHTING THROUGH PAIN AND AGONY BUT WILL IT ALL BE WORTH IT! DRAY BEGINNING TO SCALE THE TOP ROPE! NO! HE MIGHT VERY WELL HURT HIS LEG EVEN MORE!
Flannery McCoy: SECOND ATTEMPT AT THE RAPTURE KILLER CONNECTS! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE SPINE OF LC AS THAT HAD TO HAVE INJURED DRAY’S LEG EVEN MORE BEYOND BELIEF!
Jake Mercer: DRAY SHOWING THAT HE’S GOING TO PUT IT ALL ON THE LINE TO MAKE SURE THAT HE GETS THIS WIN AS HE ROLLS LC OVER! PIN ATTEMPT! PIN ATTEMPT! NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! :will:
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: LETHAL! FUCKING! CONSEQUENCES! KICK OUT!
(Dray is completely frozen as he collapses down to the ground flat. He can’t believe what just happened. The crowd is completely unhinged as LC is also down on the ground as well, the question continues to circle both of their heads, what is it going to take?)
Flannery McCoy: If there were words to describe the face of Dray Fontana right now, there just isn’t. He can’t even believe it himself! Both of these competitors put each other through hell and back and yet despite that it still was not enough to keep either of them down!
Jake Mercer: Dray is slowly getting back up to his feet as even he is confused, the Rapture Killer should’ve been able to keep down LC enough for the pin but it wasn’t enough! But Dray knows that if he can successfully follow up on that, then he’d be able to get a win! But the question is, does he have enough power to do that?!
Stew-O: THAT MIGHT JUST BE THE CASE RIGHT NOW AS HE GRABS LC! HE’S GOING FOR FONTANA 97! DESTINO INCOMING!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S LC MANAGES TO SLIP OUT BEFORE DRAY CAN EXECUTE AND FIND HIMSELF BEHIND DRAY! DRAY IS IN COMPLETE CONFUSION AS HE TURNS AROUND!
Jake Mercer: LCR! SPINNING BACK ELBOW TO THE HEAD OF DRAY TO SEND HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! BUT LC ISN’T DONE AS HE DOESN’T SEEM TO BE GOING FOR THE PIN!
Stew-O: GTJ! FIREMAN’S CARRY KNEE STRIKE TO THE SKULL OF DRAY TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT! LC GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ plays up to loud cheers from the crowd as Lethal Consequences completely falls lifeless to the ground. The ref comes over with the World Heavyweight Championship as LC looks down at it and slowly reaches out to grab it as he clutches it close to his chest as the ref helps him up to his feet. He raises his hand high in the air in ceremonious victory before LC climbs up to the top rope and raises his title high in the air in victory)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, AND STILL ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: WOO LETS GO! I FUCKING TOLD YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AND YOU DIDN’T BOTHER TO LISTEN TO ME! BIG MAN LC JUST GOT A CHAMPIONSHIP DEFENSE UNDER HIS BELT ONCE MORE! FEELING GOOD!
Flannery McCoy: What a match that we’ve been able to witness tonight! Both of these competitors have put themselves through literal hell all for this World Heavyweight Championship! But in the end only one was able to come out the Champion, and that honor goes to one Lethal Consequences!
Stew-O: Dray Fontana put on the fight of a lifetime to make sure that his dreams came to fruition, but in the end it wasn’t enough. But one thing it was enough to do was put him on the map for months to come. He is a mainstay player on Friday Night Dynasty and tonight only solidified that. Great effort, but congratulations to LC on the win!
(Dray is being tended to by medical staff as he is completely confused what is happening right now. Absolutely dazed he shoves them all away and rolls out of the ring and slowly makes his way to the backstage area, taking glances every so often at the celebration in frustration before leaving. The last shot seen is LC raising the World Heavyweight Championship high in the air for the last time as King of Elite fades out to commercial break)
(Commercial for Monster Energy featuring Harper Lee, for those who have no life)
(The camera cuts backstage as we see Xavier Williams making his leave from the arena after his loss to Harlow Reichert earlier in the night. He carries his bag in his right hand as he makes his way into the parking lot before being approached by Kyra Phillips. Xavier stops as Kyra holds a microphone in hand.)
Kyra Phillips: Xavier –
(Kyra suddenly rushes out of the way as…)
Eve: OH MY GOD! SOMEONE – SOMEONE JUST BLINDSIDED XAVIER WILLIAMS FROM BEHIND! A MASK COVERS THEIR FACE, BUT THEY ABSOLUTELY NAILED XAVIER WILLIAMS IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!
Deadprez: This has to be the person that attacked Xavier Williams back in October last year! They’re now here to finish the job! This masked assailant grabs Xavier and sends him crashing head first into his own car! Xavier drops down to his hands and knees as this unknown figure continues to hunt!
Eve: The figure drags Xavier Williams back to his feet – but, Xavier fights back! Xavier with a right hand to this unknown figure! Xavier drives his shoulder into their midsection and drives him back into that car! Xavier grabs onto that mask! Xavier tries to rip that mask off of the head of this assailant – BUT THEY CUT HIM OFF AND GO LOW WITH A KICK TO THE NUTS!
Deadprez: BUT, XAVIER GETS THAT MASK OFF AT THE SAME TIME! THAT’S… T
Eve: THAT’S RYAN WILSON!! THE SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER IS THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK!!!
Deadprez: RYAN IS ALMOST SENT INTO MORE A RAGE AS HE FORCES XAVIER BACK UP AND SENDS HIM THROUGH THE WINDOW OF XAVIER’S OWN CAR!!! XAVIER COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE FLOOR AS BLOOD BEGINS TO POUR FROM HIS HEAD!!! RYAN WILSON RUSHES AWAY FROM THE SCENE OF THE CRIME, BUT THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE!!!
(Kyra Phillips screams for help as Xavier remains unmoved laying in a puddle of his own blood. Medical staff quickly rush to Xavier’s aid.)
Eve: With what has happened with Ryan Wilson and the Maidens of Malpractice and now this – it’s not going to look good for the Showdown General Manager, but there’s nothing he can take back now! He looked furious when the mask got pulled off and now he just got exposed!
(The medical staff call for more help as they place pressure over the wound on Xavier’s head as the camera looks for Ryan Wilson, but he can’t be seen. The camera takes one last shot of the downed Xavier Williams before the camera fades elsewhere.)
(Bella Braxton stands in the center of the ring with a microphone in her hand for the final time tonight.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
Bella Braxton: AND THIS IS THE FINALS OF THE KING OF ELITE TOURNAMENT!!!
(‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac hits, and as expected the crowd explodes in excitement. Before long, TLA’s lowrider appears at the stage, but TLA is not alone this time. This is one of his biggest opportunities yet, and with him is Steroid Dawg. TLA and Steroid Dawg make their way out of the lowrider, and Steroid Dawg stays at the stage to keep watch as TLA finally makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring. He has a smile on his face as he looks back at Steroid Dawg, but he doesn’t take long to get focused, knowing how big of a match is ahead of him.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first….. From Tlaxcala, Mexico…. Weighing in at 210 pounds…. TTTTTTT!!!!! LLLLLLLL!!!!! AAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Persephone: Wooo…. Voltage’s representative in the finals.. I guess.
Stew-O: Come on Persephone, where’s the enthusiasm? TLA is one of Voltage’s best Elitists, and there’s no doubt that he deserves his spot in the finals. He may not be on my brand, but I know for a fact that he has a huge chance of winning this match. TLA has been World Champion before and even retained it in an Extreme Elimination Chamber, if anyone knows how to reclaim that title and win a huge match like this it’s him!
Persephone: Well he isn’t Rex. How could I be excited?
Gavin Kirkland: It looks like Steroid Dawg is still at the stage, I wonder if she’s there because of what Xander did back on Voltage. It wouldn’t surprise me if she wants to get back at him.
Persephone: See? How am I supposed to be happy TLA is my brands representative when he’s doing stuff like this? Why is he letting Steroid Dawg stay, she’s just gonna get hurt again and it’ll be his fault.
Stew-O: Well, I have no comment on Steroid Dawg being here. As long as she doesn’t get involved she should be fine, right?
Gavin Kirkland: Maybe… Well, I’m looking forward to this match anyway. I’m sure this is going to be a great one.
(As TLA waits in the ring, ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill hits and the crowd immediately descends into boos. Steroid Dawg and TLA both look at the ramp, but nobody enters. Instead, the camera cuts towards one of the crowd entrance areas, and security guards begins pouring in before finally Xander Payne makes his way out. Xander begins making his way down the steps as the fans around him boo as loud as they can, some fans even trying to put their hands on him in a failed attempt thanks to the security. As they reach the bottom of the steps Xander walks in front of the security and makes his way to ringside, keeping his eyes darted towards TLA. Steroid Dawg begins growling but stays put, and Xander finally makes his way up the steps, allowing Bella Braxton to speak.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring…. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada…. Weighing in at 263 pounds…. XXAAANNNNDDEERRRRR PPAAAAYYYYYYNNNNEEEE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: I still feel like that’s about 400 pounds too light.
Persephone: Did he make his entrance through the crowd because of Steroid Dawg?
Stew-O: Anyways… Here is our Dynasty representative, Xander Payne! Xander has been on a roll this year so far, winning match after match and even defeating the World Heavyweight Champion, Lethal Consequences! With the form he’s been in, I can definitely see this being Xander’s night!
Persephone: I mean.. He can just crush them both. Sit on Kassidy and TLA at the same time, then what are they gonna do?
Gavin Kirkland: You know what? You’re right Persephone. I think we’re really on the same page here.
Persephone: I take it back then. I really don’t wanna agree eith you about anything.
Stew-O: Well Xander Payne and TLA are inside of the ring and I’m sure these two want to get their hands on each other, but there’s still one more Elitist left!
(With Xander and TLA settled in the ring, only one entrance is left. The lights inside of Raymond James Stadium dim, and the crowd quiets down. An unfamiliar theme song begins to play, ‘Coming Undone’ by Korn to be exact, and a ripple of excitement courses through the crowd. An unknown man walks onto the stage dressed in medical scrubs and a surgical mask. He turns to the side, so he can keep his eye on the entrance. A few seconds later, a second man walks out, almost dressed in medical scrubs and a surgical mask, but he doesn’t walk alone. He has someone by the arm and when the lights rise, it’s clear who this man is escorting onto the stage. Dressed in a stunning, silver Swarovski crystal studded version of her long pants ring gear is none other than Showdown’s King of Elite representative, Kassidy Heart. She is still locked into her mask, and her long, blonde hair has been pulled back into a tight, high ponytail.)
Bella Braxton: AND FINALLY… FROM SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA… WEIGHING IN AT 138.5 POUNDS… SHE IS THE MAULER!!!
(The metal Hannibal Lecter style mask The Mauler wears sparkles under the light. She is lead down to the ring by the medical officials who have been chosen to escort her, and no one really knows what to make of what they’re seeing.)
Stew-O: Well this is an interesting turn of events. I certainly didn’t expect The Mauler to show up in Kassidy Heart’s place tonight. We have seen glimpses of The Mauler before, and we know what she’s capable of, but I don’t think we have ever seen how The Mauler is able to handle an entire wrestling match.
Gavin Kirkland: Should I be turned on right now? My dick is kind of hard.
Persephone: I mean, it’s not like she could do anything with your dick. She’s wearing that creepy fucking mask.
(The commentators continue to banter as Kassidy is stopped in front of the ring. Her escort continues to hold onto her arm, as the first man that walked onto the stage steps around her and pulls a key out of his pocket. He pushes Kassidy’s ponytail to the side and sets out, unlocking her mask and removing it from her face. The camera cuts to a close up Kassidy’s face, as she is freed from her own personal prison. Her face is red, obviously chafed from the metal biting into her skin for the last few days. Having been deprived the last few days has clearly taken its toll on Kassidy, and that likely explains why The Mauler has made her way to the ring.)
Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: I don’t know what to think right and judging from the looks on TLA and Xander’s faces, they don’t either.
(Kassidy is finally let go and she by the staff who accompanied her down the ramp to get into the ring. She does as she is told and steps between the ropes, working her jaw and trying to get some of the feeling back into her face. It feels different to have a metal mask removed after days of being locked in, and The Mauler looks at her two opponents, and she’s unable to help herself. She licks her lips and signals that she is ready to go.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And the King of Elite finals are underway! Xander Payne, the Mauler and TLA! This is what we’ve been building to for the past month, and finally these three have the chance to capture what they’ve been looking for all along-
Stew-O: THE MAULER IMMEDIATELY CHARGES AT TLA AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! JUST LIKE THAT THIS MATCH IS KICKED OFF AS THE MAULER IS ALL OVER TLA! TLA WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THAT DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN, BUT HE’S TRYING TO DEFEND HIMSELF NOW AS HE ATTEMPTS TO HIT HER WITH PUNCHES OF HER OWN!
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER PAYNE GRABS THE MAULER BY THE HEAD AND DRAGS HER OFF OF TLA DOWN TO THE MAT! Kassidy doesn’t waste any time getting back up though, AND NOW HER AND XANDER CHARGE AFTER EACH OTHER AND IMMEDIATELY BEGIN FIGHTING AWAY! TLA is given the chance to get back to his feet as Xander and Kassidy are fighting, AND XANDER HITS THE MAULER WITH A HUGE KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! XANDER NOW POUNDING AWAY ON HER BACK, XANDER IS ALL OVER KASSIDY RIGHT NOW! I never thought I’d be jealous of Xander Payne of all people.
Stew-O: WAIT, XANDER THROWS THE MAULER INTO THE ROPES!! LAST SEDATION!!
Gavin Kirkland: JUMPING KNEE BY THE MAULER!! AS XANDER POPPED HER UP SHE HIT HIM WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE, AND NOW SHE RUNS THE ROPES, BEFORE DELIVERING A MASSIVE SPEAR TO THE MASSIVE XANDER PAYNE! Just like that Xander Payne may be out of the equation for the time being!
Persephone: Angrier Kassidy just got back to her feet following the spear, but TLA just charged back after her and now he’s looking to take her down as he just begins pummeling her with lefts and rights. What, are Xander and TLA working together now?
Stew-O: I don’t know if I’d see this as working together, after all I don’t think TLA had much of a choice after the Mauler started off this match charging into him! TLA sending Kassidy into the ropes, AND HE GOES FOR A BIG BOOT BUT THE MAULER AVOIDS IT, JUST FOR TLA TO CATCH HER WITH A SPINNING BACK ELBOW INSTEAD! The Mauler drops down to a knee, and TLA immediately sends her into the corner before charging in, AND DELIVERING A HUGE SPEAR IN THE CORNER! TLA now sending the Mauler away from the corner, and he climbs up to the middle rope!
Gavin Kirkland: TLA WITH A DIVING HURRICANRANA OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! The Mauler was just sent rolling out of the ring, but TLA isn’t even giving her a chance to breathe right now as he immediately begins running the ropes! SUICIDE DIVE BY VOLTAGE’S KING OF ELITE FINALIST! FINALLY KASSIDY IS OFF HER FEET, AND NOW TLA CLIMBS UP TO THE APRON! I’m not exactly sure what he’s looking for right now, knowing him it could be anything! WAIT, DIVING MOONSAULT BY TLA!!! TLA JUST DOVE OFF THE APRON AND HIT KASSIDY WITH THE MOONSAULT!
Persephone: TLA slides back into the ring- OVERDOSE!!! XANDER PAYNE JUST WIPED OUT TLA WITH THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE AS SOON AS HE GETS BACK INTO THE RING! YES THE TOURNAMENT IS ALREADY ABOUT TO END! I CAN GO HOME!!! XANDER PAYNE WITH THE COVER ON TLA TO END THE MATCH!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO-
Persephone: Or not…. TLA just managed to get the shoulder up somehow. I’m just saying, if Rexy hit that move TLA would’ve been done for. That’s why he should’ve been in the finals and this entire tournament was pointless once he was screwed over.
Stew-O: Xander Payne immediately walks over to the corner, and he’s removing the turnbuckle padding! This is a triple threat so that means no disqualifications, but I really don’t like where this is going! With those paddings removed all that’s left is pure steel where the top turnbuckle is! Oh no, Xander isn’t even stopping at just one! From the looks of it he’s removing all four of the top turnbuckles’ paddings, and now finally he goes and picks TLA up before dragging him towards one of the corners! TLA really needs to do something or this might get nasty!
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER SMASHES TLA’S FACE INTO THE EXPOSED TOP TURNBUCKLE! TLA stumbles out of the corner, but Xander immediately grabs onto his arm BEFORE SENDING HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! XANDER NOW BEGINNING TO KICK AT TLA’S MIDSECTION WHILE HE’S IN THE CORNER, AND RIGHT NOW HE’S JUST STOMPING AWAY AT LA PANTERA SEXUAL! TLA IS STUCK IN THE CORNER IN A SEATED POSITION AS XANDER CONTINUES THESE STOMPS, NOW DIRECTING THEM TO THE SIDE OF TLA’S HEAD! Xander now quickly making his way over to the opposite corner before charging in, AND HE DELIVERS A HUGE CANNONBALL TO TLA! INTO THE FIRE CONNECTS BY XANDER PAYNE, BUT HE’S NOT DONE THERE! XANDER BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES AS TLA’S STILL IN THE CORNER! HEAT SEEKER!!!
Persephone: EDGIER KASSIDY SLIDES INTO THE RING AND DROPS XANDER WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! KASSIDY BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES, AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A SHINING WIZARD ON THE “PAYNEKILLER”… Which honestly is probably the dumbest nickname I’ve ever heard. Either Xander doesn’t know what a painkiller is or he’s not doing his job correctly, but that’s besides the point. Kassidy is on top of Xander and she’s now hitting him with elbows to the forehead. Xander’s had a cut at his eyebrow that he only made worse throughout the week like an idiot, and it looks like she’s targeting that right now.
Stew-O: AND JUST LIKE THAT BLOOD HAS BEEN DRAWN! THE MAULER’S MANAGED TO RE-OPEN THE CUT XANDER HAD BEFORE THAT PERSEPHONE JUST MENTIONED, BUT KASSIDY DOESN’T STOP WITH THESE ELBOWS! IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S TRYING TO MAKE THE WOUND EVEN WORSE, AND IF SHE KEEPS THIS UP SHE’S GOING TO ACCOMPLISH JUST THAT! XANDER IS DEFINITELY IN A LOT OF TROUBLE HERE AS KASSIDY DELIVERS ELBOW AFTER ELBOW-
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER CATCHES KASSIDY WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND! Xander just punched the Mauler in the side of her head, and that finally takes her off of the pig! Both Elitists back to their feet, AND XANDER HITS THE MAULER WITH A HEADBUTT! Kassidy down to a knee as Xander goes to capitalize, BUT SHE IMMEDIATELY BEGINS FIGHTING BACK AS SHE BEGINS HITTING XANDER WITH A SERIES OF PUNCHES! LEFTS AND RIGHTS BEING THROWN BY THE MAULER, AND XANDER IS BEING BACKED UP INTO THE CORNER NOW! KASSIDY NOW PUNCHING AWAY AT XANDER WHILE HE’S STUCK IN THE CORNER, AND NOW SHE’S GOING FOR FOREARMS AND ELBOWS, ONCE AGAIN TRYING TO TARGET THAT NOW OPENED WOUND!
Stew-O: XANDER POPS KASSIDY UP, BUT THE MAULER MANAGES TO HOLD ONTO THE TOP ROPES! SHE BEGINS BRINGING DOWN FISTS RIGHT ONTO XANDER’S HEAD, AND THAT ALLOWS HER TO CLIMB ONTO THE TOP ROPE OUT OF XANDER’S GRASP! Xander turns towards the Mauler, AND HE’S MET WITH A KICK TO THE FACE! It’s been well established by now that the Mauler is a somehow even more dangerous version of Kassidy Heart, almost as if she’s a different person entirely! Right now, Xander’s seeing that for himself as the Mauler gets into position up top-
Persephone: WHAT!? XANDER WEIGHS LIKE 500 POUNDS, HOW DID HE MOVE THAT FAST!? He just rushed back into the corner and pushes Kassidy’s legs out from under her! Xander is climbing up to the middle rope and he’s punching away at Kassidy to keep her in place, but wow. I’m honestly shocked, how did that happen? Are we sure that these three were tested before the match? Kassidy never enters matches in this stupid Mauler persona, and Xander Payne never runs that fast without food being involved.
Gavin Kirkland: Xander Payne is hitting the Mauler with punch after punch to make sure she’s not able to fight back, and now he gets her in a front facelock! I feel like I know what’s coming, and a superplex this early on can’t be good for Kassidy, regardless of how she entered the match! The Mauler is punching Xander at the side of his gigantic stomach, but that just causes Xander to temporarily release the front facelock and headbutt her! TLA is slowly beginning to stir after receiving that cannonball earlier, meanwhile Xander is finally beginning to lift Kassidy up- WAIT!! WAIT A MINUTE, THAT WASN’T A SUPERPLEX! OH MY GOD!!
Stew-O: XANDER PAYNE JUST DROPPED THE MAULER HEAD FIRST ONTO THE EXPOSED TOO TURNBUCKLE!! TURNBUCKLE BRAINBUSTER BY XANDER PAYNE, AND THAT HAS TO TAKE THE MAULER OUT FOR THE TIME BEING! THERE’S NO WAY SHE SHOULD BE GOOD AFTER THAT!!! The Mauler fell back out of the ring following that huge brainbuster, and now it looks like Xander is making his way out of the ring to go get her. I don’t blame Xander for setting his sights to Kassidy, there’s no way she should be able to continue after that! Oh God… Xander grabs the Mauler and lifts her up into a powerbomb position, XANDER GOING FOR A POWERBOMB ONTO THE APRON-
Gavin Kirkland: TLA WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!!! TLA JUST TOOK OUT ALL OF THE COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCH WITH THAT DIVING CROSSBODY!!! What a move by TLA, who’s quickly able to get back to his feet! TLA is clearly the biggest fan favorite in the match hearing the crowd cheer for him like this, and this might just be his best chance to win this match as he picks up Xander, BEFORE SENDING HIM INTO THE RINGPOST! Steroid Dawg is still around up by the stage, and she’s definitely gotta be happy to see this!
Persephone: Oh right… Because Xander kicked TLA’s stupid dog a few weeks ago! I don’t know why that dumb animal is still mad at Xander. Maybe if TLA stopped bringing his pets to work she wouldn’t have to get kicked in the stomach. Anyways, TLA now picks Xander up once again, AND HE SENDS XANDER CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE! Wow. I definitely underestimated the strength of that barricade, that was like an entire train crashing into it and somehow it didn’t break!
Stew-O: TLA now grabs the Mauler, and he sends her back into the ring! She’s somehow slowly starting to get back up, but after that brainbuster into the exposed turnbuckle she’s clearly disoriented, and it looks like blood is starting to come from her head as the top of her hair is slowly starting to turn red! The Mauler is on spaghetti legs right now as TLA makes his way to the top rope, AND HE TAKES HER BACK DOWN WITH A HUGE DIVING DROPKICK! TLA not going for the cover yet, as it looks like the Mauler has managed to pull herself onto the middle rope! That’s definitely not where she wants to be, not when she’s facing TLA!
Gavin Kirkland: TLA BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES, AND HE GOES FOR THE 305-WAIT NO! THE MAULER MANAGES TO PUSH TLA’S FEET AWAY BEFORE IT COULD CONNECT, CAUSING TLA TO FALL BACK ONTO THE APRON! Kassidy gets back up to her feet to try and capitalize- BUT TLA JUMPS UP AND HITS HER WITH A ROPE ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI! TLA JUMPING BACK INTO THE RING LOOKING FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOVE, BUT KASSIDY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! TLA ROLLS BACK TO HIS FEET AND CHARGES TOWARDS KASSIDY THOUGH! BICYCLE KICK BY TLA!!
Persephone: KASSIDY AVOIDS THE BICYCLE KICK, AND INSTEAD DROPS TLA FACE FIRST ONTO THE MAT BY SWEEPING HIS LEG! The Mauler running the ropes as TLA starts to get up into a seated position, AND SHE HITS TLA WITH A PENALTY KICK!! Can we just point out that TLA should not be here? Ms. Extreme was screwed over, Myles was screwed over, Minerva was screwed over, AND MORE IMPORTANTLY REX WAS SCREWED OVER! Barely anyone on the Voltage bracket lost fairly, now we’re stuck with this loser representing us.
Stew-O: TLA slowly getting back up, AND NOW THE MAULER BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES!!! PAINFULLY EVER AFTER- NO! IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!! TLA GETS OUT OF THE WAY, AND NOW HE GRABS THE MAULER FROM BEHIND, BEFORE DELIVERING A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! TLA doesn’t look like he’s stopping there though! He’s making his way back to his feet and he still has Kassidy! A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX BY TLA! THIS IS WHAT WE USUALLY SEE FROM KASSIDY, IT’S WHAT SHE CALLS THE KASSPLODER PLEX!! TLA MAKING HIS WAY BACK UP ONCE MORE, AND NOW HE GOES FOR A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX-
Gavin Kirkland: THE MAULER HITS TLA WITH A BACK ELBOW THIS TIME, KNOCKING HIM OFF OF HER! THE MAULER QUICKLY GOES BEHIND TLA AND GRABS HIM BEFORE BACKING UP TOWARDS THE CORNER! GERMAN SUPLEX- NO!!
Stew-O: THE MAULER ATTEMPTED TO SEND TLA INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT TLA MANAGED TO GRAB ONTO THE ROPES TO STOP HIMSELF FROM BEING LIFTED UP! WHAT A SMART MOVE BY TLA!! TLA NOW TOSSING THE MAULER AWAY FROM HIM WITH A HIP TOSS, AND NOW HE CLIMBS UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE AS SHE STARTS TO GET BACK TO HER FEET!
Gavin Kirkland: AND THERE’S A DIVING VERSION OF THE VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT BY TLA!! THE MAULER IS DOWN, AND NOW TLA GOES FOR THE COVER ON HER! OH NO, THIS MIGHT JUST BE IT! THIS COULD END THE MATCH, TLA IS GOING TO WIN THE ENTIRE KING OF ELITE TOURNAMENT!
OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTT-
Gavin Kirkland: THE MAULER GETS HER SHOULDER UP!! I was wrong to ever doubt her, of course she’s still in this match! It’d take a lot more than that to put Kassidy away in her normal state, I’d imagine it’ll take even more for the Mauler to be defeated tonight!
Persephone: Luckily for me, it looks like TLA realized that. The sooner this match ends the better, and right now TLA is looking up at the top rope before getting back to his feet, so I think he’s about ready to put this one away. Don’t get me wrong, TLA is awful in basically every way possible. He’s never been good in any way, but right now he’s making the smartest decision as he’s actually trying to end the match. TLA is heading towards the top rope, and this one may be over if he goes for what I think he is-
(*CRACK!*)
Stew-O: XANDER PAYNE JUST SMASHED A STEEL CHAIR OVER TLA’S HEAD AS SOON AS HE WAS STEPPING OUT ONTO THE APRON! TLA IMMEDIATELY FALLS BACK INTO THE RING, AND HE HAS TO BE UNCONSCIOUS RIGHT NOW! THERE’S NO WAY TLA ISN’T UNCONSCIOUS!! That steel chair was smashed right into his head, TLA couldn’t have expected that at all either! Xander sliding into the ring with the first weapon of the match, AND HE BEGINS UNLOADING ON BOTH COMPETITORS! XANDER HITTING BOTH THE MAULER AND TLA WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR, AT THIS RATE NOBODY WILL BE ABLE TO STOP HIM!
Gavin Kirkland: Xander Payne is looking up at the ramp, and I think he noticed Steroid Dawg watching the match! I don’t like the smile Xander has on his face!
Persephone: Is he getting hungry? Someone should get that dog out of here… Probably TLA and Kassidy too. Just look at that gut, there’s no way he hasn’t eaten a person before.
Stew-O: SLEEPY HOLLOWS!!!! XANDER PAYNE JUST LOCKED IN THE SLEEPY HOLLOWS ON TLA, BUT HE MADE SURE TO LOCK IT IN FACING THE RAMP SO STEROID DAWG IS FORCED TO WATCH!! AFTER RECEIVING THAT CHAIR SHOT STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD, THERE’S NO WAY TLA SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE, I DON’T EVEN THINK HE’LL BE ABLE TO LAST TOO LONG IN THIS SUBMISSION!
Persephone: Wow. Forcing TLA’s dog to watch is cruel I guess. I don’t know why that thing is even out here, is there no rules against animals appearing during matches? I’m pretty sure we had an issue because of that thing this same exact show a year ago. Anyways Xander’s laughing at that dog’s pain as TLA is slowly beginning to fade.
Stew-O: TLA is struggling in the submission, and he’s trying to fight out of it but just remember that he was hit with that steel chair in the head only moments ago! This could be the end of the match, Kassidy is only just beginning to stir now after Xander’s assault with that steel chair-
(Suddenly Xander releases the submission and tries to quickly get back to his feet as the crowd explodes.)
Stew-O: STEROID DAWG HAD ENOUGH!!! STEROID DAWG JUST RAN TO THE RING AND HOPPED ONTO THE APRON!! STEROID DAWG IS IN THE RING AND JUST BIT INTO XANDER’S LEG!! XANDER DROPS BACK DOWN TO THE MAT, AND NOW STEROID DAWG IS TRYING TO BITE HIM AGAIN! STEROID DAWG’S ALL OVER XANDER PAYNE, SHE’S FINALLY GETTING REVENGE AFTER WHAT XANDER DID TO HER!
Persephone: HAHAHAHAHAA!!!! XANDER JUST TRIED PUSHING STEROID DAWG OFF OF HIM AND SHE JUST BIT INTO HIS ARM!!! Hopefully she bites his entire arm off, that should remove a good two hundred pounds!
Gavin Kirkland: I can’t say Xander doesn’t deserve this :wow:. After kicking Steroid Dawg weeks ago and not taunting her with that submission, this is exactly what Xander deserves! Xander clearly didn’t expect Steroid Dawg to actually get involved in this match, but just like Persephone said earlier this isn’t the first time something like this happened! This isn’t good for Xander at all especially when he potentially had the match won, but at the end of the day he did this all to himself!
Persephone: Xander just tried getting Steroid Dawg off of him and this time she bit his hand! It’s not so often you see something trying to eat Xander, usually it’s the other way around.
Stew-O: Xander has rolled out of the ring, but Steroid Dawg has followed Xander! Xander is trying to kick at Steroid Dawg to get her away from him, but he’s still feeling the effects of that bite to the leg! Xander is in a lot of trouble right now, all because of his own actions! Xander’s being mauled by Steroid Dawg, and the crowd is going wild!
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t know if I’ve ever seen Steroid Dawg THIS mad at anyone! She’s viciously attacking Xander Payne right now, and if things keep going like this Xander might as well be taken out of the match!
Persephone: Wow, imagine that. Being taken out of the match not because of any of the competitors, but because of a dog.
Stew-O: We may not have to imagine that if this continues! Xander is still trying to fight off Steroid Dawg, but he can only keep this up for so long!
(As Xander continues trying to fight back against Steroid Dawg, multiple officials run down the ramp. The crowd begins booing as they wanted to see Steroid Dawg continue attacking Xander, but of course for his safety the officials couldn’t allow that.)
Persephone: Aww, they’re ruining the fun.
Stew-O: One of the officials just picked up Steroid Dawg, and it looks like Xander may be safe for now but just look at what she did to him! Xander’s hand and his arm are bloody and have bite marks all over them, and his leg must be the same way under his clothes! Xander watching the officials take Steroid Dawg away before slowly making his way back onto the apron-
Gavin Kirkland: THE MAULER WITH A SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES!!! THE MAULER JUST SENT XANDER AND HERSELF OFF THE APRON AND DOWN TO RINGSIDE AFTER SUCH AN INCREDIBLE SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES!!! All that time Xander spent getting attacked by Steroid Dawg the Mauler was able to recover, and just like that she’s back on the offensive!
Persephone: Why are the ones one bad fall away from death always the least careful? Why is she going for moves like that? If she landed badly she would’ve been done for. Just like that her King of Elite run would’ve been over, and honestly I wish that happened now. It would’ve been hilarious. Anyways TLA is slowly rolling outside of the ring as Kassidy starts to get back up, and I wonder if he even noticed what just happened with Steroid Dawg.
Stew-O: TLA BROUGHT THE STEEL CHAIR WITH HIM, AND HE HITS THE MAULER IN THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR!! The Mauler stumbles around the ring, AND TLA HITS HER WITH ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT, THIS TIME DROPPING HER TO THE GROUND! She doesn’t stay on the ground for long as she uses the steel steps to get back up, AND TLA GOES FOR ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT BUT THIS TIME THE MAULER GETS OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING THE CHAIR TO HIT THE STEPS! THE MAULER GRABBING THE TOP HALF OF THE STEPS, AND SHE SENDS IT RIGHT INTO TLA’S MIDSECTION!
Gavin Kirkland: The Mauler grabbing TLA, AND SHE SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF STEEL STEPS!!! TLA IS DOWN, XANDER PAYNE IS DOWN!! This is the Mauler’s best opportunity to win this match, or at least make an attempt to! Oh, wait a minute! She’s looking over her! Oh my God! She’s walking over here! She’s getting closer, I bet it’s because of me! Kassidy’s clearly fallen for me, and I don’t blame her. Any woman would be lucky to have someone like me-
Persephone: Wow, you’re annoying as hell. Kassidy’s taking apart our table, and I’m pretty sure everyone here knows what that means. Someone’s about to go through this very soon, and if I had to guess it’s going to be TLA.
Stew-O: Well TLA is definitely who the Mauler is looking for! The Mauler grabbing TLA and picking her up before dragging him towards our table, BUT TLA HITS HER WITH A FOREARM! WAIT, THE MAULER WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN! NOW TLA WITH A FOREARM! THE MAULER AND TLA ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH TRYING TO GET THE BETTER OF ONE ANOTHER, AND THIS COULD END VERY BADLY FOR ONE OF THESE TWO ELITISTS!
Gavin Kirkland: SWAG SHOT!!! TLA HITS THE SWAG SHOT, AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! TLA GETTING THE BETTER OF THE MAULER, AS HE SLAMS HER FACE INTO OUR TABLE! TLA pushes her up onto our table, and now where is he going!? TLA should definitely rethink this, that man is going to cost himself the match! TLA is climbing onto the apron, and now he’s headed all the way up to the top rope! The Mauler is starting to stir as she slowly sits up on the commentary table… And if I look close enough I-
Persephone: How do you still have a job?
Gavin Kirkland: What do you mean? Everyone loves me, that’s why. :montez:
Stew-O: GUYS, YOU MIGHT WANT TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE MATCH!!! THE MAULER JUST REALIZED WHAT’S GOING ON, BUT IT’S TOO LATE!! TLA DIVES FROM THE TOP ROPE ON TOP OF HER WITH A HUGE METEORA THROUGH OUR TABLE!!!! TLA AND KASSIDY HEART BOTH WENT THROUGH OUR TABLE JUST NOW! THAT’S IT, THAT’S GOTTA BE IT FOR THE MAULER! THERE’S NO WAY SHE COULD COME BACK FROM THAT, SHE WAS JUST SENT THROUGH OUR COMMENTARY TABLE WITH A HUGE METEORA FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Gavin Kirkland: Not Kassidy. :mjcry: Why couldn’t it be Xander? :mjcry:
Persephone: Just be glad TLA dove onto her instead of him. If Xander jumped that high this entire arena would come crashing down. Anyways Kassidy is probably done for, and honestly I’m impressed. That’s like the first time this entire match TLA has made himself useful and it might actually get him the win. TLA is usually utterly useless, but he might actually win the King of Elite tournament!….. Yuck. Yuck yuck yuck, why TLA??? Why couldn’t it be Rexy-
Stew-O: OH MY GOD!!! XANDER PAYNE JUST GRABBED TLA AND SENT HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE RING APRON! Xander Payne just came out of nowhere, I thought he was down for the count after receiving the spear to ringside by the Mauler, but finally he’s made his way back into this match! TLA definitely had this match won, all he had to do was bring the Mauler back into the ring but Xander just ruined that with this attack! WAIT A MINUTE, XANDER POPS TLA UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND HE HAS HIM IN A POWERBOMB, PLEASE DON’T TELL ME HE’S GONNA DO THIS! NO!!!
Gavin Kirkland: LAST SEDATION ONTO THE APRON!!! XANDER JUST HIT TLA WITH THE POP UP POWERBOMB ONTO THE RING APRON, AND NOW HE ROLLS TLA BACK INTO THE RING! XANDER PAYNE IS GOING TO WIN THIS MATCH!!! XANDER SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING, AND NOW HE GOES FOR THE COVER ON TLA! THAT’S IT, JUST RING THE BELL NOW! THERE’S NO WAY THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT!?!?!? HOW!?!?!? HOW DID HE..?? TLA JUST GOT HIS SHOULDER UP!!! TLA IS STILL IN THIS MATCH, HE JUST GOT HIS SHOULDER UP! XANDER CAN’T BELIEVE HIS EYES- BUT HE IMMEDIATELY GETS UP AND JUMPS ONTO TLA WITH A SENTON! ANOTHER COVER BY XANDER, AND THIS ONE HAS TO BE OVER NOW! SURELY THAT FIRST KICKOUT WAS JUST BY LUCK!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Persephone: Alright.. Now this is getting ridiculous. How did TLA kick out, Xander just hit him with a senton! His organs should be jelly by now! This is why they should have been tested or something. There’s no way TLA isn’t on some kinda drug. There’s only one person in this company that should’ve been able to kick out of that, and that’s Rex!
Stew-O: Xander Payne is getting more and more frustrated as he holds the arm Steroid Dawg bit, and now I think he’s turned his attention to the other competitor in this match! The Mauler is still out here after being put through our table, and I think Xander realized that if he’s going to finish this match he might need to try putting her away! TLA somehow still has life in him, but surely that can’t be the case with her, right? There’s no way she has anything left in her after being through the commentary table. Xander rolling out of the ring, and it looks like this match is about to come to an end as he pulls the Mauler back to her feet-
Gavin Kirkland: WITH A BURST OF ENERGY, THE MAULER JUST TOOK OFF AND RAMMED XANDER PAYNE INTO THE RING APRON! BOTH ELITISTS DROP DOWN TO THE GROUND AFTER THAT, BUT WOW! The fact that the Mauler is even fighting still is insane, and the same goes for TLA! I guess I can understand why they’re doing this though. They’re not willing to give up this opportunity. They’ve been working for this for so long, they can’t let it end like this.
Persephone: You guys seriously overrate willpower. Am I really supposed to believe these guys are surviving life threatening moves and getting back up just because they wanna win a wrestling match and some World Championship that SHOULD belong to Rex? This isn’t about willpower, these three just aren’t normal. Nobody in this company is which is why matches last so long.
Stew-O: The Mauler is pulling herself back up, BUT XANDER IS UP FIRST AND HE GOES FOR A HUGE BOOT TO THE MAULER- BUT SHE GETS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE PUSHING XANDER INTO THE RINGPOST! Xander is pulling himself over towards the corner of the barricade near the timekeepers area, meanwhile the Mauler looks like she’s finally recovering from that table break! She’s waiting for Xander to get back to his feet, and this can’t be good!
Persephone: He really needs to just stay down, this is not gonna end well.
Stew-O: I have to agree with you Persephone, just by the look on the Mauler’s eyes I can tell she’s about to do something big, and Xander hasn’t even noticed as he’s using the barricade to get back up! THE MAULER CHARGES AT XANDER!! :krabs:
Gavin Kirkland: THE MAULER JUST SPEARED XANDER THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!! BOTH KASSIDY AND XANDER JUST WENT THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!
Persephone: Great… They’re just destroying the entire arena, huh? What’s next? Are they gonna destroy the entire ring?
Stew-O: It feels like we’ve said this a lot tonight, but that’s it for them, right? There’s no way Xander Payne is getting up from that, and honestly I’m worried for the Mauler’s health too! She just went through a commentary table, how much can she survive? Somehow she’s slowly finding her way out from the mess she just created with the barricade, and she’s making her way towards the ring as she noticed TLA beginning to stir! I don’t know if this is smart, she’s gotta be hurt after that, even if she was the one delivering the move!
Gavin Kirkland: The Mauler rolls back into the ring- BUT TLA IMMEDIATELY JUMPS ONTO HER WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!! TLA SAW HER COMING AND MADE SURE SHE COULDN’T ATTACK FIRST, JUMPING ONTO HER WITH THAT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! TLA DROPPING AFTER THAT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP, BUT HE FALLS RIGHT ON TOP OF KASSIDY! TLA WITH THE COVER, AND IN THE STATE THE MAULER IS IN THIS MIGHT BE IT!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTHHHH-
Persephone: And Kassidy gets the shoulder up. Wooo…
Stew-O: TLA is still exhausted after what Xander put him through a while ago, and because of that nobody in this match is on their feet! TLA is down, Xander is down, Kassidy is down! This match has taken so much out of these three, and at this rate there’s still a lot more to go as nobody can finish this one off!
Persephone: Great! So can the referee do that ten count thing and call the match so I can leave? Hopefully Rex is still here!
Gavin Kirkland: Well I think that’s pointless now, both TLA and the Mauler are stirring, trying their best to make it back to their feet! TLA is grabbing onto the ropes to try and pull herself back to his feet, and Kassidy is doing the same- BUT TLA KICKS HER IN THE FACE! TLA WITH A NASTY BOOT TO THE FACE, AND THE MAULER DROPS DOWN TO HER HANDS AND KNEES! TLA GRABBING THE MAULER IN A FRONT FACELOCK, AND HE BEGINS DELIVERING KNEE STRIKES TO THE MIDSECTION!
Persephone: The referee had time to count to ten, he just can’t do his job.
Stew-O: Come on, this is the King of Elite finals! There’s no way this match was going to end like that! WAIT, THE MAULER CHARGING TOWARDS THE CORNER WHILE TLA HAS HER IN THE FRONT FACELOCK, AND TLA IS SENT CRASHING INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE IN THE CORNER! The Mauler pulling TLA back up, and she manages to lift her up onto her shoulder- BEFORE DELIVERING A SNAKE EYES ONTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! TLA WAS JUST DROPPED FACE FIRST ONTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE, AND TLA IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN TO THE MAT!
Gavin Kirkland: THE MAULER DOESN’T STOP THERE THOUGH!! SHE IMMEDIATELY PICKS TLA BACK UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION, AND THERE’S THE HELLOFRESH!!! BUCKLEBOMB INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE- AND SHE IMMEDIATELY TRANSITIONS IT INTO A STANDING VERSION OF THE GAWD’S GIFT SUBMISSION!! KASSIDY USUALLY DOES THIS WITH AN AVALANCHE SET UP, BUT RIGHT NOW THE MAULER ISN’T LETTING UP! SHE’S NOT EVEN GIVING TLA ONE SECOND TO RECOVER, AS SHE LOCKS IN THE CROSS ARMBREAKER! THIS ISN’T GOOD FOR TLA, BUT IT’S PERFECT FOR ME :blessed:!!!! THE MAULER IS GOING TO WIN THIS MATCH AND THE KING OF ELITE TOURNAMENT!!!
Persephone: Ew, she’s biting TLA’s hand too. I don’t know however long it was since Kassidy became a cannibal, but I really don’t like this. We already have a person-eater in this match with Xander Payne, we don’t need Kassidy starting this stuff again too. TLA is unfortunately Voltage’s representative in this match, so if he’s gonna lose can it happen in a less embarrassing way than him being eaten?
Gavin Kirkland: If it makes you feel any better Persephone, I don’t think this will last too long! There’s no way TLA doesn’t tap out to this!
Persephone: How would that make me feel any better?
Gavin Kirkland: Well…
Stew-O: TLA is definitely in a lot of trouble right now! He can’t go for the ropes because this match has no disqualifications, and he can’t fight as much as he probably wants to because he was just sent into that exposed turnbuckle multiple times! Blood is even beginning to gush out of TLA’s forehead after being dropped face first onto the exposed turnbuckle, there’s no way he can get out of this! TLA is definitely gonna have to tap out! TLA HAS HIS FREE HAND UP, I THINK THIS IS IT! THIS IS GONNA BE THE END OF THE MATCH!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD!!!!
Stew-O: XANDER PAYNE GRABBED THE BELL FROM THE TIMEKEEPERS AREA AND THREW IT AT THE REFEREE’S HEAD!!! THE REFEREE WAS JUST KNOCKED OUT THANKS TO XANDER’S DESPERATION, AND THAT JUST SAVED THE MATCH!!
Persephone: Our table… The barricade… The referee.. Are they seriously not being fined for this?
(The Mauler looks over at the unconscious referee, and realizes that the match isn’t actually over. Xander has a smile on his face as one of the workers from the timekeepers area retrieves the bell, knowing he managed to save the match.)
Stew-O: Xander is clearly not okay after getting speared through the barricade. He probably didn’t think he’d be able to make it to break up the submission in time, and in turn he did what he had to do and took out the referee using the bell. The Mauler doesn’t exactly look happy, and she’s rolling back out of the ring as Xander begins looking for something under the ring! I honestly can’t believe this match isn’t over yet! Somehow TLA survived in that submission for as long as he did too, you have to give him props for that! The Mauler is charging towards Xander now-
Gavin Kirkland: A KENDO STICK!! XANDER JUST PULLED OUT A KENDO STICK, AND HE WHACKS THE MAULER IN THE MIDSECTION WITH IT! So far Xander Payne has been bringing most of these weapons into the match from the steel chair to the ring bell to now this kendo stick, AND NOW HE HITS THE MAULER IN THE MIDSECTION WITH THE KENDO STICK ONCE AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! XANDER HITTING THE MAULER OVER AND OVER WITH THE KENDO STICK, AND RIGHT NOW XANDER HAS CONTROL OF THIS-
Stew-O: NO!! THE MAULER GRABS THE KENDO STICK, AND SHE KICKS XANDER IN THE MIDSECTION!! THE MAULER MANAGES TO TAKE THE KENDO STICK FROM XANDER, AND SHE HITS HIM IN THE STOMACH WITH THE KENDO STICK, BEFORE PUSHING XANDER INTO THE RINGPOST! WAIT A MINUTE!!! SHE’S CHOKING HIM! THE MAULER IS CHOKING XANDER ON THE RINGPOST BY PRESSING THE KENDO STICK AGAINST HIS THROAT! THE MAULER IS CHOKING XANDER OUT!! XANDER IS TRYING TO FIGHT IT BUT SHE IMMEDIATELY KNEES XANDER IN THE MIDSECTION TO STOP HIM, FOLLOWING IT UP WITH A HUGE HEADBUTT WHERE THAT WOUND BY HIS EYEBROW IS! I THINK XANDER IS FADING!
Persephone: Finally, just make Xander pass out and finish this match! Then I can finally go look for Rexy! :blessed:
Gavin Kirkland: 305!!!!! TLA JUST HIT THE MAULER WITH A MODIFIED VERSION OF THE 305, SLIDING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND KICKING KASSIDY IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD! TLA NOW KICKING XANDER IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE SENDING HIM BACK INTO THE RING, AND WE COULD ACTUALLY BE APPROACHING THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE! XANDER IS CLEARLY DISORIENTED AFTER BEING NEARLY CHOKED OUT BY KASSIDY, AND TLA IS LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE!
Stew-O: TLA WITH ANOTHER KICK TO XANDER’S MIDSECTION, AND THERE’S THE MEXICAN DESTROYER!!! THE MEXICAN DESTROYER CONNECTS ON XANDER PAYNE, AND TLA TOOK OUT THE MAULER MOMENTS AGO WITH THAT MODIFIED 305! THIS IS IT, THIS HAS TO BE IT! TLA IS GOING TO WIN THE KING OF ELITE TOURNAMENT, THERE’S THE COVER ON XANDER PAYNE!!!
(……….)
Persephone: Oh yeah, Xander tossed a bell at the referee’s head. Forgot about that.
Stew-O: TLA CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE’S SEEING! TLA QUICKLY GETTING OFF OF XANDER AND HELPING THE REFEREE UP, AND THE REFEREE IS ONLY BARELY COMING TO HIS SENSES! TLA TELLING THE REFEREE TO COUNT, AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!….
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TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOO!!!!!……
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TTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!….
(………)
Gavin Kirkland: AND XANDER PAYNE KICKS OUT!! That was it! That was the end of the match right there but once again Xander throwing the bell at the referee saved the match! TLA was struggling in the submission while the referee got knocked out, so he must not have realized he was that badly hurt! That’s definitely gotta hurt, TLA had this match won but instead this match is still on! Xander Payne still has a chance in this match, as does Kassidy Heart!
Persephone: Xander Payne is the luckiest man alive. There’s no way he could have known throwing the bell at the referee would save him as much as it did already. Not like it’ll do it any favors though, because TLA is still on his feet and Xander isn’t. Unless Xander’s fat starts shielding him, all that just did was prolong the inevitable. There’s no way he’ll be able to keep fighting. TLA now beginning to climb up to the top rope, and as expected Xander hasn’t moved although I don’t know if that’s because he’s hurt or if it’s because he’s fat and lazy. Doesn’t matter I guess, BURNOUT BY TLA!!!
Stew-O: THE MAULER JUST PUSHED TLA OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!! TLA DIDN’T CONNECT WITH XANDER BECAUSE THE MAULER JUST SENT HIM FLYING OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND FAR INTO THE RING! She’s not getting back into the ring yet though, instead she’s going back under the ring and looking for something herself! Both Xander Payne and TLA are down, so she needs to hurry and find something before that changes! This is the perfect time for her to capitalize and try to win this match!
Gavin Kirkland: A GLASS TABLE???
Persephone: Wasn’t House of Glass like… Months ago?
Gavin Kirkland: Yeah, but it looks like that doesn’t matter tonight! The Mauler just took out a glass table, and now she slides it into the ring before entering herself! The Mauler now setting it up in the middle of the ring, and whoever she puts through it.. They have to be done for. They’ve been through way too much tonight to keep going, there’s no way they could survive after this. The Mauler going to pick TLA up, probably because he doesn’t weigh 600 pounds.. I think this match is about to end!
Stew-O: NO! TLA WITH A PUNCH TO THE MAULER’S SIDE, AND ONCE AGAIN TLA IS FIGHTING THE MAULER OFF, JUST LIKE BEFORE! ONLY THIS TIME THE MAULER MANAGES TO GET THE BETTER OF TLA WITH A HUGE ELBOW! TLA tried fighting back, but the Mauler isn’t letting him this time as she begins pummeling the Voltage Elitist! This isn’t looking good for TLA, it looks like he’s the Mauler’s choice to go through this glass table, and this could be the end! THE MAULER NOW LIFTS TLA INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION- BUT LOOK! TLA IS DOING HIS BEST TO FIGHT OUT OF IT!
Gavin Kirkland: TLA WITH A HURRICANRANA, SENDING THE MAULER OUT OF THE RING! That was really close for TLA. There’s no way this match wasn’t going to end if TLA was sent through that glass table. He would have stood no chance-
Persephone: XANDER PAYNE POPS TLA UP, AND I THINK NOW HE’S ATTEMPTING TO DO WHAT KASSIDY DIDN’T! XANDER IS TRYING TO POWERBOMB TLA THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT TLA ROLLS THROUGH, SUNSET FLIP BY TLA, AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO-
Persephone: Ugh, another kickout. That means the match still has to continue.
Stew-O: XANDER ATTEMPTS TO HIT TLA WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, BUT TLA GETS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE JUMPING BACK UP, AND JUMPING ON XANDER’S BACK WITH A SLEEPER HOLD! TLA IS ON XANDER PAYNE’S BACK, AND HE’S TRYING TO CHOKE HIM OUT! XANDER MIGHT ACTUALLY PASS OUT HERE! WAIT, WAIT WHAT’S HE DOING!? XANDER IS CLIMBING UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, BUT JUST LOOK AT HIM! HE’S CLEARLY FADING, AND I DON’T KNOW IF I LIKE HOW THIS IS GOING! XANDER ON THE MIDDLE ROPE TRYING TO GET TLA OFF OF HIM- BUT WAIT A MINUTE! LOOK AT THAT!
Gavin Kirkland: THE MAULER IS ON THE TOP ROPE! THE MAULER MADE HER WAY TO THE TOP ROPE, AND NOW SHE JUMPS RIGHT INTO XANDER PAYNE WITH A CLOTHESLINE, TAKING ALL THREE ELITISTS DOWN!!! TLA AND XANDER PAYNE JUST WENT THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE AND THE MAULER IS DOWN, BUT LOOK! XANDER IS ON TOP OF TLA, HE’S GOING TO STEAL THIS AND I DON’T EVEN THINK HE’S CONSCIOUS!!!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE-
Gavin Kirkland: THE MAULER BREAKS IT UP!! SHE BREAKS UP THE PIN BEFORE PINNING XANDER HERSELF!! THE MAULER IS ABOUT TO WIN THIS MATCH!!
OOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Persephone: OH MY GOD!! I am going to lose my mind. HOW DID XANDER GET HIS SHOULDER UP!?!? I THOUGHT HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS!!! This sucks. This really sucks. This match should have ended right then and there. “ThE mAuLeR” is pulling Xander off of TLA so he can’t pin him anymore, and honestly I just want to know what it’ll take to end this match. Maybe if these three tried actually killing each other we’d be able to go home. At this point though even murder probably won’t work. These three clearly are roided up and don’t deserve to be here.
Stew-O: The Mauler is rolling out of the ring once more, and to be honest I’m not sure how much more these three could possibly need. They broke our table, a glass table, the barricade, and already used various weapons. The Mauler just pulled out a small bag as well as a steel chair, and she just slid both into the ring but it still looks like she’s not done! The Mauler is looking for something else, wait a minute…. Is that what I think it is?
Persephone: A barbed wire bowling ball..?
Gavin Kirkland: That’s a weapon Xander Payne has used in the past, and it looks like it was prepared tonight but The Mauler got to it before him! That’s not what you want to hear if you’re TLA or Xander, and now the Mauler makes her way into the ring! The Mauler walks up to TLA as he’s the closest competitor, AND NOW SHE RAISES THE BARBED WIRE BOWLING BALL! If she does what I think she’s going to do, she might not just end this match, she might end TLA’s career or worse! THE MAULER SLAMS THE BARBED WIRE BOWLING BALL DOWN ON TLA’S HEAD!
Persephone: OH COME ON!!! THIS WAS THE ONE TIME SOMEONE IN THE MATCH DID SOMETHING SMART AND TRIED TO KILL THEIR OPPONENT, AND TLA BLOCKED THE BOWLING BALL WITH HIS ARMS! You’ve gotta be kidding me, this is what I’ve been waiting for this whole match and MY brand’s representative ruined it!
Stew-O: LIKE PERSEPHONE SAID, TLA MANAGED TO BLOCK THE BOWLING BALL BUT JUST THINK OF THE DAMAGE THAT DID!! THAT WAS A BOWLING BALL COVERED IN BARBED WIRE BEING SLAMMED INTO HIS ARMS WITH FULL FORCE!! THE MAULER TURNING HER ATTENTION TOWARDS THE OTHER COMPETITOR IN THIS MATCH- OH MY GOD!
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER PAYNE JUST STABBED ONE OF THE BROKEN PIECES OF GLASS INTO THE MAULER’S ARM!!! KASSIDY CLEARLY IN PAIN, BUT SHE CAN’T DO ANYTHING AS XANDER KICKS HER IN THE STOMACH, DROPPING HER DOWN TO HER KNEES! XANDER IS HOLDING THAT PIECE OF BROKEN GLASS THAT’S STABBED INTO KASSIDY’S ARM, AND NOW HE BEGINS DRAGGING THE PIECE OF GLASS DOWN HER ARM! XANDER IS CUTTING HER ARM OPEN, THIS IS DISGUSTING! I don’t know if I can watch this, guys!
Persephone: Man… If he was gonna stab her he could’ve done it in the head. Maybe even try to decapitate her or something. This is just gross.
Xander Payne: (off-mic) :comeagain: What is that?
(Xander holds the piece of glass for a moment, and he looks down at it in a bit of confusion, before suddenly his eyes light up as if a lightbulb turned on inside his head.)
Stew-O: OH GOD, I REALLY DON’T LIKE THIS! XANDER IS TWISTING THE GLASS SHARD AND SLOWLY PULLING IT OUT, AND I THINK HE’S TRYING TO PULL SOMETHING OUT OF HER ARM! WHAT IS HE DOING!? WAIT… WHAT!? IS THAT WHAT I THINK THAT IS!?!?
Persephone: :oh: He just dug out her birth control implant.
Gavin Kirkland: I’m going to vomit… That’s so disgusting, but I really hope Kassidy is okay. :lupe:
(Xander finally drops the glass shard as the birth control implant falls to the mat. The Mauler falls down too, holding her arm in pain after Xander left such a huge cut on it.)
Persephone: Huh. Well, that wasn’t boring. Way to go Xander.
Gavin Kirkland: How are you reacting this calmly to that!? :wtf: Did you not see what just happened!?
Persephone: Well for starters, I’m a Voltage commentator.
Stew-O: GUYS!!! FORGET ABOUT ALL OF THAT, XANDER PAYNE IS DRAGGING THE MAULER BACK UP, AND HE PUTS HER BETWEEN HIS LEGS BEFORE HOOKING THE ARMS! THERE’S NO WAY SHE COULD FIGHT OUT OF THIS WITH ONLY ONE ARM, JUST NO WAY! PAYNEKILLER BY XANDER PAYNE!!! THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS ON THE MAULER, THAT’S IT!! THIS MATCH IS DONE!! XANDER PAYNE WINS THE KING OF ELITE TOURNAMENT AFTER ONE BRUTAL PERFORMANCE!!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: TLA JUST HIT XANDER WITH THE BARBED WIRE BOWLING BALL!!! TLA FREEING HIMSELF FROM IT BEFORE FINALLY USING IT TO BREAK UP THE PIN, AND XANDER IMMEDIATELY FALLS OFF OF THE PIN! TLA REALIZES THIS IS HIS OPPORTUNITY, AND HE GOES FOR THE COVER ON THE MAULER!!!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE MAULER GETS HER SHOULDER UP!!! SHE USED THE ARM THAT WASN’T CUT TO GET THE SHOULDER UP, SHE’S SOMEHOW STILL IN THIS! HOW!? HOW IS THE MAULER STILL IN THIS, AFTER HAVING THE BIRTH CONTROL IMPLANT TORN OUT AND BEING HIT WITH THE PAYNEKILLER, HOW IS KASSIDY HEART STILL IN THIS MATCH!?!? I can’t believe my eyes, this match should not still be going on!
Persephone: Believe me, I’m with you Gavin. It’s like this match is just never going to end. Could’ve been avoided if Xander just stabbed her in the head like I said but noooo. Just had to go with the birth control implant.
Stew-O: TLA rips the barbed wire bowling ball from Xander, and wow. Just look at the state of the three competitors inside of the ring. All three of them are covered in blood cuts and scars, and none of them should still be fighting but somehow this match is still on! TLA drags Xander into the corner in a seated position… And he’s spreading Xander’s legs open. :comeagain:
Gavin Kirkland: TLA has the bowling ball in his hand and he begins to back up as far as he can…
Persephone: This should be good.
Gavin Kirkland: AND TLA SENDS THE BARBED WIRE BOWLING BALL RIGHT TOWARDS XANDER!!!
Persephone: :noah: WHY DID XANDER GET OUT OF THE WAY!! That would’ve been hilarious! TLA sent the barbed wire bowling ball towards Xander whose legs were open but Xander just barely managed to move out of the way!
Gavin Kirkland: I DON’T THINK THAT DID HIM ANY GOOD THOUGH, BECAUSE TLA CHARGES TOWARDS HIM BEFORE HITTING THE 305 TO THE BACK OF XANDER’S HEAD!! THE 305 CONNECTS, AND NOW TLA HAS TO MAKE A CHOICE ON WHO TO FINISH OFF HERE! Both Xander Payne and the Mauler are down and out, this is TLA’s best chance! TLA is slowly making his way up to the top rope, and at this point I think we should know what he’s looking for! This match has gone on long enough, and now TLA is finally looking to finish the job! TLA looks at both of the Elitists, AND HE HAS HIS EYES SET ON THE MAULER!! TLA NOW, BURNOUTT!!!! BURNOUT CONNECTS ON THE MAULE-
Stew-O: WAIT, WAIT NO IT DIDN’T!!! IT DIDN’T ACTUALLY CONNECT!!! TLA LANDED ON KASSIDY, BUT SHE PICKED UP THE STEEL CHAIR SHE BROUGHT INTO THE RING AND USED IT TO COVER HER! TLA LANDED RIGHT ON TOP OF THAT STEEL CHAIR, AND I THINK THAT MIGHT HAVE COSTED HIM THE VICTORY HERE! THE MAULER NOW DRAGGING HERSELF ON TOP OF TLA FOR THE COVER, THIS HAS TO BE IT, SURELY THIS MATCH IS OVER!
OOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTT-
Stew-O: XANDER PAYNE SHOVES THE MAULER OFF OF TLA!! XANDER SAVES THE MATCH, THIS IS STILL NOT OVER! OUR KING OF ELITE WINNER IS STILL UNDECIDED!
Gavin Kirkland: The Mauler doesn’t look too happy, AND SHE DELIVERS A HUGE KNEE TO THE SIDE OF XANDER’S HEAD TO KEEP HIM DOWN! The Mauler now looks back towards TLA, and now she looks towards the pile of broken glass! The Mauler holding her arm, and I think she just got an idea after what Xander did to her! This isn’t an idea I really want to see come to fruition, but I don’t think we’re gonna have a choice! The Mauler picking up one of the glads shards, AND NOW SHE CLIMBS ON TOP OF TLA BEFORE BEGINNING TO REPEATEDLY STAB HIM WITH THE SHARD!!
Persephone: :blessed: Finally something exciting!
Stew-O: TLA IS TURNING HIMSELF TOWARDS HIS SIDE AND USING HIS ARM TO TRY AND DEFEND HIMSELF, BUT THE MAULER WON’T STOP!! SHE’S STABBING AWAY AT HIM REPEATEDLY, NOT EVEN CARING WHERE SHE’S HITTING! IF THINGS CONTINUE LIKE THIS TLA IS DEFINITELY GOING TO BE OUT OF THIS ONE JUST FROM A LOSS OF BLOOD!!!
Persephone: KEEP STABBING HIM!! AIM FOR THE HEAD TOO!! KILL HIM ALREADY AND JUST COVER HIM SO THIS MATCH CAN END ON A HIGH NOTE!!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT, TLA MANAGES TO GRAB THAT SMALL BAG KASSIDY BROUGHT IN A WHILE AGO, AND HE SMASHES IT INTO HER FACE! The Mauler was just knocked right off of TLA, but just look at the condition he’s in! He was just stabbed over and over, and I don’t think those stab wounds are too deep but they’re stab wounds regardless! I don’t know how TLA is making it back up to his feet, BUT AS SOON AS HE DOES HE HITS KASSIDY WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE!! Surely that had to be enough to take her out for the time being!
Stew-O: Xander Payne is starting to use the ropes to get back to his feet, and TLA noticed this as he turns around towards Xander! Xander Payne and TLA begin to circle the ring, AND NOW XANDER CHARGES TOWARDS TLA!! XANDER ATTEMPTED TO HIT TLA WITH A LARIAT BUT TLA DUCKED UNDER IT, BEFORE HITTING XANDER WITH THE CARTEL KICK!! WHAT A KICK BY TLA, AND THAT CAUSES XANDER TO FALL BACK INTO THE ROPES!!
Gavin Kirkland: JUST TO BOUNCE OFF OF THEM AND HIT TLA WITH THE OVERDOSE!!! XANDER WITH ANOTHER DISCUS PALM STRIKE, AND THIS ONE BUSTED TLA’S NOSE! BOTH ELITISTS ARE ON THEIR KNEES, DOING EVERYTHING THEY CAN JUST TO NOT DROP DOWN TO THE MAT.. AND NOW LOOK AT THEM! XANDER AND TLA PUNCHING AWAY AT EACH OTHER, AND THIS HAS BECOME A BRAWL BETWEEN THE TWO ELITISTS STILL STANDING!
Persephone: Xander Payne and TLA, aka two of the worst wrestlers to ever step foot in the ring. Makes sense that it took one of ‘em years to win his first World Championship and the other still hasn’t won his first. Both Elitists are going back and forth with their punches- BUT XANDER MANAGES TO HIT TLA WITH A SUPERKICK!!
Stew-O: BUT TLA RESPONDS WITH A VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT!! Xander falling back into the ropes once more, only this time he’s just using them to stay on his feet! This match has clearly taken a huge toll on both competitors as even TLA looks like he needs to catch his breath! IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HIS FATIGUE IS GOING TO STOP HIM THOUGH, AS TLA CHARGES TOWARDS XANDER, LOOKING TO SEND HIM OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER JUST LIFTED TLA AND SENT HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! TLA JUST WENT BACK FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THAT BARRICADE BEFORE DROPPING DOWN TO RINGSIDE, AND I THINK TLA IS DONE!! ALL XANDER NEEDS TO DO IS EITHER FINISH KASSIDY OFF AND WE’LL HAVE A WINNER!! TLA was definitely taken out of this match, there’s no way he can come back from a fall like that this late into the match, there’s just no way!
Persephone: Wait a minute… So this match might actually end soon? THANK GOD!! I’ve been waiting for this moment ever since Rex’s match. Xander Payne finally turning towards Kassidy so he can put this match to rest-
Stew-O: THE MAULER WITH A DROP TOE HOLD, SENDING XANDER FACE FIRST INTO A SET-UP STEEL CHAIR!!! WAIT, CAN WE GET A REPLAY!? WHEN DID KASSIDY DO THAT!?
(The camera shows a replay to when Xander Payne and TLA were fighting. Around the time where Xander hit TLA with the superkick, the Mauler had opened and set up the steel chair near the center of the ring.)
Gavin Kirkland: Wow! What a smart move by Kassidy, and now Xander is clearly stunned! Xander is making his way towards the corner to try and recover- BUT THERE’S THE RAPTURE!!! THE MAULER CONNECTS WITH THE RAPTURE, CRUSHING XANDER’S FACE AGAINST THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE! XANDER DROPPING BACK DOWN TO THE MAT, AND I THINK HE’S TRYING TO CRAWL TOWARDS THE STEEL CHAIR AND USE IT TO GET BACK UP BUT DOES HE HAVE ANYTHING LEFT!?
Persephone: I don’t know if that’s a good move on his part..
Gavin Kirkland: I think she’s about to kill Xander!
(As Xander tries to crawl up the steel chair, the Mauler grabs the small back as well as a bunch of the smaller glass shards. She opens the bag and pours a ton of thumbtacks over the chair, before dropping the small shards over the chair as well.)
Stew-O: Oh my God… Xander getting up to one knee, AND HE JUST NOW REALIZED WHAT’S GOING ON BUT KASSIDY IS ALREADY OFF AND RUNNING THE ROPES!!! PAINFULLY EVER AFTER ONTO THE THUMBTACK AND GLASS SHARD COVERED STEEL CHAIR!!! THE MAULER JUST DROVE XANDER’S FACE INTO GLASS SHARDS, THUMBTACKS, AND THAT STEEL CHAIR!! THE MAULER FINALLY DROPPING DOWN ONTO XANDER, AND THIS TIME THAT’S IT! IT HAS TO BE OVER!!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOU WINNER AND THE 2021 KING OF ELITE TOURNAMENT WINNER… THEEEEEE MMMAAAUUUUULLLEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Stew-O: IT’S OVER!!! SHE DID IT!!! SHE ACTUALLY DID IT!!!! KASSIDY HEART WINS THE KING OF ELITE TOURNAMENT, AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER WE HAVE A WOMAN IN THIS POSITION! HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE!
Gavin Kirkland: What a match! I can’t believe it’s actually over, but just look at what it took to get here! Kassidy had to drive Xander’s head through glass shards, thumbtacks and that steel chair with the Painfully Ever After all at once, and in the end that got the job done after such an incredible showing by three of the best wrestlers in the entire world!
Persephone: What? Rex isn’t even in the match.
Gavin Kirkland: But-
Persephone: There’s only one best in the world, and that’s Rexy. Anyways, I guess Kassidy gets a future Word Championship opportunity or whatever. She has a lot of Championships to choose from but I’d rather not pay attention to anything she has to do so hopefully she makes her decision quickly.
Stew-O: Xander Payne and TLA put up an incredible fight. Xander definitely will become World Champion one day, and it’s only a matter of time until TLA once again reaches the top of the mountain! Tonight is Kassidy Heart’s night though, so congratulations!
(‘Coming Undone’ hits, and even though Kassidy Heart is not the most liked Elitist in the company the crowd explodes. Regardless of how she is viewed normally, this is still a historic moment both for EAW and for her own career. For a while, the camera shows the three Elitists, allowing the wounds they’ve suffered to be put on camera. TLA’s face is covered in blood, and his arms are torn up thanks to the barbed wire bowling ball and Kassidy’s stabbing. Xander Payne is bleeding from his hand and arms from being bit by Steroid Dawg, and another bite wound is visible in his leg. His face is another story, as it’s a complete mess especially seeing what just happened, and there’s even a dent on the chair seat. The Mauler’s head is still bloody, as is her arm from what Xander did to her. Nonetheless, while the other two Elitists are still unconscious Kassidy finds her way to her feet. The referee raises her hand, and Bella Braxton places the crown on top of her head.)
Stew-O: What an amazing night.
Gavin Kirkland: My Kassidy really did it :mjcry: I’m so proud of her.
Stew-O: Well.. I’m Stew-O, and with me is Gavin Kirkland and-
Persephone: And Persephone. Hurry and wrap this up please, I really need to go see if Rexy is still here!
Stew-O: :francis: Alright. Anyways… Thank you all for sticking around for the first free-per-view of 2021! Goodnight everybody!
(As Kassidy Heart stands on the middle turnbuckle with the crown on top of her head, King of Elite fades out for the final time.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
