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Theme Song:
(EAW Intro Plays)
Narrator: Long ago…
Buried in the deep recesses of the chronicles of man…
Hidden under the false label of “myths”…
There once was a time of great power…
A land in persistent turmoil…
Powerful creatures roamed the earth…
And greedy men slaughtered one another for power…
At the center of it all… there sat a throne…
This throne… treacherous and bloodstained…
…was fit only for the greatest warrior in all the realms…
Upon this throne hung a crown, long stained and rusted from the bloodlust of the predecessors…
Today…
This crown is birthed anew…
As these tales find themselves retold before our very eyes…
The ancient dragon, breathing his toxic fumes down upon the people, and the maiden, last of her village, who raises her blade to strike him down.
(We see flashes of Kassidy Heart and Lethal Consequences’s recent interactions)
Two knights of old, challenging one another to one final duel.
(Several shots of the rivalry between Cage and Impact are shown.)
A young girl, cut off from her sisters, must find refuge from an ominous demon.
(We see the return of Lars Grier as he takes out Consuela Rose Ava.)
A naive, once believed dead and risen from the ashes, must find himself amongst the challenge of the day.
(Justin Windgate holds the New Breed Championship high before we see clips of Shawn Sturgis and Zak Simmons.)
Two princesses, both elegant and beautiful in their right, find themselves in a duel to the death to find who shall become queen.
(Darcy May Morgan stands in Sierra Bradford’s face, holding up the Specialists Championship.)
A young woman, outcast and shunned, stands against a medicine woman, whom she blames for the recent plague.
(We see the various moments of humiliation Dr. Bethany Blue has put Ms. Extreme through.)
A thief, disgraced by his actions, hurls his knife towards his target… a powerful woman refined by battle.
(Harlow Reichert is seen beating Jake Smith for the PURE championship, then we also see Jake’s recent actions on Showdown.)
Two boastful jesters of the court cause their mischief, and find themselves pitted against a pair of honor bound knights from another land.
(The recent events between the Illionaires and Fire and Ice are seen.)
The favored warrior of the land finds himself with one man standing before him… the one prophesied to become king.
(TLA is seen standing tall with the fans cheering. Drake King’s deviant actions are also shown.)
The queen with a crown of gold finds herself faced against a familiar foe, the warrior who once tried to kill her in a past life.
(Flashes of the Openweight Championship match between Andrea Valentine and Terry Chambers is seen before cutting to them in the current day.)
And the one who climbed from the castaway maiden to ruler over the land finds herself at odds with a chaotic rebel hell bent on destruction.
(Cameron Ella Ava is seen holding the Answers World Championship high after the Extreme Elimination Chamber before we then see Xander Payne putting Mr. DEDEDE’s head through a cinderblock.)
And the crown… the one that signifies the true ruler… the King of all the Elite… will be bestowed upon the head of one man. But who?
The soothsayer who’s destiny knows no bounds?
(The Visual Prophet is seen holding the New Breed Championship and winning various matches.)
The mongrel whose mind has been poisoned by war?
(We see Charlie Marr holding the EAW Championship, the Unified Tag Team Championship, and his Grand Rampage performance.)
Or the once honorable knight, who now views himself a king?
(We see Jamie O’Hara winning the Grand Rampage, holding the World Heavyweight Championship, and hitting several knees to opponents faces.)
Whomever it shall be…
Shall live on…
In infamy…
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(Camera opens to the inside of Stadio Olímpico in Rome, Italy where raucous fans have filled every seat. “Holy Grail” continues to play as we look over the cheering sea of people all excited for the upcoming action. Fireworks shoot from the stage and paint the arena in a spectacle of light.)
(SCREENBAR — SOLD OUT)
(We pan across to see a number of signs such as “Kassidy ha il mio cuore”, “Jamie Ava per re”, and “Sono qui solo per sentire Gavin parlare del seno.” We then pan over to see the three commentary desks, all emblazoned with the colors of their respective brands before focusing in on the gold Voltage desk with James Peters and Rich Russillo.)
James Peters: FOR THE 12TH(?) YEAR EAW ONCE AGAIN WELCOMES YOU TO KING OF ELITE! WE ARE LIVE FROM ITALY WHERE OVER 75,000 FANS ARE GOING WILD IN ANTICIPATION FOR THE ACTION WE HAVE PLANNED FOR TONIGHT. CAREER DEFINING MOMENTS WILL BE MADE, CHAMPIONSHIPS WILL BE HELD HIGH, AND A KING WILL BE CROWNED!
Rich Russillo: I am excited for all of that partner! On behalf of Voltage I am Rich Russillo here with my partner James Peters and what a special night we have in store! Voltage has been absolute chaos to get to this point, and I know Dynasty and Showdown have been quite the shows as well. Everything leads up to this with the first FPV of the year— no, the DECADE. This could quite possibly be one of those culture shiting events that we look back on years from now. But to talk about it would just be an injustice, let’s get this huge night started! A night so big that we are starting with this..
(The fans literally lose their minds as the first match graphic of the night flashes across the screen.)
James Peters: :blessed:!!!
Rich Russillo: :blessed:!!!
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a RAZORWIRE CHAIN MATCH!.. And it is for the EAW Championship! Introducing first..
(‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons hits to a huge amount of cheers, and the positive reaction only grows louder as Terry Chambers makes his way out to the stage wearing a Kobe Bryant jersey, in tribute to the unfortunate tragedy. Terry has a focus look on his face, one that shows that he’s more than ready for this match as he makes his way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… Residing in Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 287 pounds.. THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE, TEEEERRRRYYYYY CCHHAAAAAAMBEEERRRSSS!!!!!
James Peters: As you see tonight Terry is wearing a jersey dedicated to one of his inspirations growing up in Kobe Bryant. I’m sure most of, if not all of you have heard the tragic news regarding Kobe, his daughter, as well as seven more victims in the unfortunate helicopter crash. Hearing that news tore Terry up inside, especially as Terry is a father himself, so tonight he’s looking to honor Kobe by becoming EAW Champion.
Rich Russillo: It’s very touching to see this from Terry, and if I’m being honest I don’t doubt Terry’s chances in winning that title. It’s rare that I ever actually doubt Terry at all, but tonight I’m certain that Terry has what it takes to win. This match was designed to be in Terry’s advantage. The size advantage is there, and while Andrea has been in a chain match before, Terry has competed in a similar scenario in his texas bullrope match with Cody Marshall.
(Terry Chambers takes off his jersey and sets it in the far corner of the ring, before raising a finger, pointing to the sky.)
James Peters: Very, very nice tribute to see here from Terry. I know that we’re going to see an amazing fight regardless of who walks out Champion, so let’s just bring the Champ out now.
(‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX hits and the cheering doesn’t stop there as Andrea Valentine makes her way out to the stage. She has a smile on her face as she looks around the arena, but she gains a more focused look as she begins walking down the ramp with the EAW Championship on her shoulder, staring a hole into Terry Chambers after what happened between the two just on Voltage.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… From Orlando, Florida… Weighing in at 110 pounds.. SHE IS THE EAW CHAMPION, AAAANDDRRREEEAAAAA VVAAAALLLEEENTTIIIINEE!!!!!
James Peters: If any of you are wondering why Andrea looks almost frustrated at Terry tonight, I hope you all remember what happened at the contract signing on Voltage. Andrea and Terry shook hands, but it was all just to lead to Terry hitting Andrea in the face with a chain similar to the one in the ring, without all the razor wire, before Terry went on to put Andrea through a table with the T-5.
Rich Russillo: Not only that, Terry added insult to injury by easily dragging the unconscious Andrea all the way around the ring, touching all four corners to show how easily he can win here tonight. I’m sure Andrea wants to get some payback, and of course make sure Terry doesn’t win that easily.
James Peters: Andrea’s got a very tough challenge in front of her, but I think she’s going to put up a great fight. I’m not taking any bets on who’s winning, but this will be an uphill battle for the Champ. That’s for sure.
(The referee raises the EAW Championship before giving it to the officials in the timekeepers area. Afterwards, the official grabs the ends of the chain and locks it onto the left arms of both Terry and Andrea, before finally exiting the ring and calling for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: This match is now underway! Terry versus Andrea in a razor wire wrapped chain match! Both competitors have that chain locked onto their arm- BUT WAIT! TERRY GOES RIGHT AFTER ONE OF THE BUZZERS! ANDREA TRIED TO PULL TERRY AWAY BUT OF COURSE THE WEIGHT DIFFERENCE IS TOO GREAT! TERRY HITS THE FIRST BUZZER AND NOW HE GOES AFTER THE SECOND! TERRY IS AIMING TO WIN THIS MATCH ALREADY AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO SO! TERRY HITS THE BUZZER AT THE SECOND CORNER! ANDREA IS TRYING TO PULL TERRY AWAY BUT SHE’S UNSUCCESSFUL- BUT WAIT! NOW LOOK!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA JUST JUMPED ONTO THE BACK OF TERRY, AND SHE’S USING THE RAZOR WRAPPED CHAIN TO TRY AND CHOKE TERRY OUT! TERRY JUST STUMBLED BACK AWAY FROM THE THIRD CORNER BEFORE HE COULD HIT IT, AND NOW ALL THE BUZZERS RESET DUE TO ANDREA BEING ABLE TO STOP TERRY! ANDREA IS BEING RELENTLESS HERE AS SHE CONTINUES CHOKING TERRY WITH THAT CHAIN, AND IT LOOKS LIKE TERRY IS GETTING WEAKER! ANDREA IS WEARING TERRY DOWN HERE, AND IF SHE CAN TAKE TERRY DOWN, THEN THERE’S NO DOUBT THAT THIS MATCH IS HERS-
James Peters: BUT TERRY MANAGES TO GRAB ANDREA AND THROW HER OVER HIS SHOULDER! YOU CAN SEE THE SCAR THAT RAZOR WIRE FORMED ON TERRY’S NECK, AND WOW THAT LOOKS BAD! TERRY PICKING ANDREA UP, AND HE DROPS HER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! It’s clear that it’ll take a lot to keep either competitor down long enough to hit all four buzzers, so it looks like Terry is planning to do all he needs to in order to win! Terry picking Andrea up once again, AND THIS TIME HE HITS A SNAP SUPLEX! Terry now looking to hit the corners once again, and this time he’s just dragging Andrea along!
Rich Russillo: Terry manages to hit the first buzzer, and if Andrea hadn’t managed to stop Terry earlier this one probably would’ve been over already! Terry now walking over to the second buzzer- BUT ANDREA JUMPS AT TERRY, TAKING HIS LEG OUT WITH A CHOP BLOCK! TERRY JUST DROPPED TO A KNEE, AND NOW ANDREA IS RUNNING TO THE ROPE CLOSEST TO TERRY AS THAT’S AS FAR AS SHE CAN GO! ANDREA OFF THE ROPES, AND THERE’S A HUGE DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE! TERRY IS DOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH, AND ANDREA HAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO TRY AND WIN, but how will she do that with Terry’s weight dragging her down?
James Peters: Andrea reaches the first buzzer, and of course after all that Terrys did reset. Andrea now reaching the buzzer in the corner next to that one, and now I think Andrea is realizing the issue! Andrea trying to drag Terry’s weight to the third corner- BUT NOW TERRY IS PULLING BACK! TERRY IS FINDING HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET, AND HE PULLS ANDREA IN BEFORE LAYING HER OUT WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Rich Russillo: Andrea looks rocked by that clothesline, but she knows if she wants to stay in this match, she has to somehow keep standing! Andrea getting back up, AND SHE CHARGES AT TERRY WHO WAS JUST APPROACHING THE CORNER BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE DROPKICK- SENDING HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! ANDREA EXITS OUT TO THE APRON AS TERRY MANAGES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, AND THERE’S A DIVING METEORA OFF THE APRON!! ONCE AGAIN TERRY IS DOWN, BUT ANDREA HAS TO GET HIM BACK INTO THE RING IF SHE WANTS TO REACH THE FOUR BUZZERS! This is the problem Andrea has that gave Terry a huge advantage!
James Peters: Terry is already getting back to his feet, which really is surprising after everything that’s went down already- AND ANDREA JUST WHIPPED TERRY WITH THE CHAIN! AND SHE JUST WHIPPED HIM AGAIN! AND AGAIN! ANDREA IS WHIPPING TERRY WITH THAT CHAIN ALL ACROSS THE RING RIGHT NOW, AND IT LOOKS LIKE TERRY IS TRYING TO GET TO THAT TIMEKEEPERS AREA FOR SOME REASON, BUT ANDREA IS BEING RELENTLESS HERE! BACK ON VOLTAGE TERRY HIT ANDREA WITH A CHAIN BEFORE PUTTING HER THROUGH A TABLE WITH THE T-5, AND RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS PAYBACK-
Rich Russillo: TERRY JUST GRABBED THE TIMEKEEPERS BELL AND HIT ANDREA IN THE FACE WITH IT! ANDREA IS DOWN AND IT LOOKS LIKE HER NOSE MAY BE BUSTED! Just look at Terry’s back though! So many marks left behind from that chain, and you can see blood slowly start to pour! Terry doesn’t seem to mind though, as now he’s just picking Andrea up- AND HE LAUNCHES HER OVER OUR ANNOUNCEMENT TABLE! ANDREA WAS JUST SENT FLYING OVER OUR TABLE, AND SHE LOOKS OUT OF IT! SHE’S NOT EVEN MOVING RIGHT NOW BUT TERRY STILL ISN’T DONE AS HE JUST PICKS HER UP AND DRAGS HER AWAY!
James Peters: Terry pulling Andrea back to her feet now before aiming for those steel steps, and things aren’t looking great for the EAW Champion right now! Terry is just decimating her, and if this continues we may already see a new Champion! Terry now, THROWING ANDREA INTO- NO! ANDREA MANAGED TO HOP OVER THE STEPS BEFORE USING THAT CHAIN TO PULL TERRY INTO THEM! TERRY’S MIDSECTION JUST CRASHED INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS, AND ANDREA DOESN’T LOOK FINISHED! ANDREA USING EVERYTHING IN HER POWER TO PUSH TERRY, AND SHE RAMS HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE RING POST!! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN!
Rich Russillo: Not for long! Andrea is still in this match, but now she needs a way back into the ring! Andrea trying to pull Terry up, but the man weighs double her size! WAIT, SHE’S DOING IT! ANDREA MANAGES TO PULL TERRY UP TO A KNEE USING EVERYTHING SHE HAS, AND FINALLY SHE MANAGES TO ROLL TERRY BACK INTO THE RING! ANDREA NOW FOLLOWING BEHIND, IS THIS HER CHANCE!? ANDREA REACHING FOR THE FIRST BUZZER, AND SHE GETS IT! ANDREA NOW QUICKLY MAKING HER WAY OVER TO THE SECOND BUZZER, AND-
James Peters: TERRY IS AWAKE! TERRY STOPS ANDREA IN HER TRACKS ONCE AGAIN- AND HE JUST NOW PULLED HER RIGHT INTO HIS ARMS!! LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS!! TERRY HAS THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS LOCKED IN, AND NOW HE’S SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET WITH ANDREA STILL IN THE SUBMISSION! IS HE JUST GONNA TRY AND MAKE ANDREA PASS OUT SO HE CAN EASILY REACH ALL FOUR CORNERS!? AT THS RATE, HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO JUST THAT AS ANDREA LOOKS LIKE SHE’S FADING!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA LOOKS LIKE SHE’S WRAPPING THAT CHAIN AROUND HER HAND, BUT I CAN’T IMAGINE WHAT FOR! SHE’S SLOWLY LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS, BUT SHE’S DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO QUICKLY WRAP THAT CHAIN AROUND HER HAND! TERRY HAS THAT HOLD IN AS TIGHTLY AS POSSIBLE, AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT ANDREA IS THINKING HERE BUT IT MAY ALL JUST BE FOR NOTHING AS TERRY IS ABOUT TO HAVE THIS ONE OVER AND DONE WITH! ANDREA IS OU-
James Peters: ANDREA IS USING THE RAZOR WIRE WRAPPED CHAIN AND REPEATEDLY HITTING TERRY IN THE SIDE WITH IT! AT THIS RATE IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S BEGINNING TO GOUGE OUT HIS OWN FLESH AS SHE’S NOT STOPPING! TERRY IMMEDIATELY HAS TO LET GO OF THE SUBMISSION AFTER THAT, AND THAT LOOKS BAD! ANDREA IS GOING RIGHT AFTER TERRY THOUGH WITH THAT CHAIN COVERED HAND AS THERE’S NOT A LOT OF ROOM LEFT BETWEEN THE TWO NOW, AND SHE’S JUST REPEATEDLY PUNCHING HIM IN HIS SIDE! THERE’S A HUGE GASH IN TERRY’S SIDE NOW, AND NOW WHAT’S ANDREA GONNA DO!?
Rich Russillo: ANDREA JUST UNWRAPPED THAT CHAIN FROM HER HAND BEFORE EXITING OUT ONTO THE APRON, AND NOW SHE JUST WRAPPED THE CHAIN AROUND TERRY’S NECK BEFORE PULLING DOWN ON IT! ANDREA IS PULLING ON THAT CHAIN AS HARD AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN, AND AT THIS RATE SHE MIGHT JUST TAKE TERRY’S HEAD OFF! TERRY IS HAVING A LOT OF DIFFICULTY TRYING TO GRAB AHOLD OF HER THANKS TO HER BEING ON THE APRON, AND IF YOU ASK ME I THINK ANDREA MIGHT JUST RETAIN IF THIS CONTINUES! ANDREA IS DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO TAKE TERRY DOWN, AND RIGHT NOW TERRY ALREADY LOOKS LIKE A MESS! THE MAN HAS BLOOD RUNNING DOWN HIS BACK AND HIS SIDE, AND NOW HE’S BEGINNING TO LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS AS ANDREA CONTINUES PULLING!
James Peters: WAIT! TERRY MANAGES TO GRAB THE CHAIN FROM AROUND HIS NECK, AND HE USES ALL HIS POWER TO PULL ANDREA UP FROM THE APRON WITH IT! TERRY MANAGING TO PULL ANDREA UP BEFORE PULLING HER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, AND THERE’S A HUGE POWERSLAM!! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN THOUGH, AFTER ALL THAT NEITHER OF THEM ARE ABLE TO GET BACK TO THEIR FEET YET, AND AT THIS POINT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS WILL END! Both of them are dripping with blood right now, they’re a mess! Terry from his back and side, meanwhile Andrea’s nose is leaking after that shot with the bell earlier, and I haven’t even begun to talk about how bad both of their hands look after grabbing that chain so many times! This match, what are these two doing to each other!?
Rich Russillo: Terry is slowly crawling out of the ring, simultaneously causing Andrea to be pulled out to the apron. Terry is looking under the ring for something, and of course weapons are allowed despite this being a chain match, as according to the stipulation this is still a no disqualifications match! Terry looking under that ring, and he takes out a steel chair! Andrea is slowly climbing off the apron- AND TERRY STRIKES HER IN THE HEAD WITH THAT CHAIR!!
James Peters: NO HE DOESN’T! ANDREA MANAGES TO GRAB THE CHAIR BEFORE SHE COULD BE HIT WITH IT, AND NOW SHE KICKS TERRY IN THE MIDSECTION! ANDREA HAD THAT CHAIR IN HER HAND, AND NOW SHE HITS TERRY IN THE HEAD WITH IT! TERRY IS STILL STANDING, BUT HE’S SLOWLY LOSING HIS BALANCE! ANDREA WITH ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD, AND TERRY STUMBLES INTO THE BARRICADE! ANDREA WITH ONE MORE CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD, AND NOW TERRY IS DOWN! TERRY IS DOWN AND ANDREA STILL DOESN’T LOOK TO BE FINISHED WITH HIM AS SHE BEGINS TO LOOK OVER TO THE BARRICADE!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA PLACING THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER TERRY’S HEAD, AND I DON’T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING! THAT CHAIR IS RIGHT ON TOP OF TERRY’S HEAD, AND NOW ANDREA IS CLIMBING ONTO THE BARRICADE! THE FANS ARE CHEERING ANDREA ON, BUT HONESTLY I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN AGREE WITH THIS! ANDREA, WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR ON TERRY’S HEAD!! TERRY JUST CRUSHED TERRY’S HEAD, IS TERRY OKAY!? BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOING WHAT THEY MUST IN ORDER TO WIN, BUT IS ANDREA GOING TOO FAR!?
James Peters: TERRY’S HEAD IS A BLOODY MESS RIGHT NOW, AND I DON’T KNOW IF THE MAN IS EVEN BREATHING! ANDREA IS SLOWLY DRAGGING TERRY TOWARDS THE APRON BEFORE FINALLY ROLLING HIM INTO THE RING, CAN SHE FINALLY DO IT!? IS ANDREA GOING TO WIN THIS MATCH!? WAIT, ANDREA ISN’T AIMING FOR THE BUZZERS! INSTEAD ANDREA IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE! WHY ANDREA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? ANDREA IS UP ON THE TOP ROPE, AND SHE DIVES!!! MAGIC HOUR!!!!
Rich Russillo: TERRY JUST PUT HIS ENTIRE FOOT UP! ANDREA LANDED FACE FIRST INTO THE BOOT OF TERRY, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S OUT! ANDREA WAS JUST RATTLED BY THAT BOOT, AS IF SHE DOESN’T EVEN REALIZE WHAT’S JUST HAPPENED- AND NOW THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE IS SLOWLY FINDING HIS WAY BACK INTO THIS MATCH! TERRY IS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE IS APPROACHING THE CHAMPION! I DON’T LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING, ANDREA NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING!
James Peters: TERRY GRABS ANDREA, AND HE MANAGES TO DEADLIFT HER INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! THE EASE AT WHICH HE DID THAT WAS AMAZING CONSIDERING THE CONDITION OF BOTH COMPETITORS, BUT RIGHT NOW I’M WORRIED FOR ANDREA! I CAN’T IMAGINE WHAT TERRY WOULD WANT TO BE GOING FOR AT THIS POINT, BUT I CAN’T IMAGINE IT’S ANYTHING GOOD! TERRY HAS ANDREA UP, AND NOW HE CHARGES TOWARDS THE CORNER! TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB BY CHAMBERS!!!
Rich Russillo: THAT DOESN’T CONNECT EITHER!! ANDREA SOMEHOW MANAGED TO LAND ON TOP OF THE MIDDLE ROPE- BUT TERRY JUST USED THAT CHAIN TO PULL ANDREA RIGHT OFF OF IT BEFORE LAYING HER OUT WITH A HUGE ELBOW STRIKE! IT LOOKED LIKE ANDREA WAS ABOUT TO FIND HER WAY BACK INTO THIS BUT TERRY IMMEDIATELY MANAGED TO SHUT HER DOWN, AND NOW ANDREA IS IN TROUBLE ONCE AGAIN! ANDREA IS SLOWLY LOOKING UP AT TERRY, AND SOON THIS MAN COULD BE THE EAW CHAMPION! TERRY NOW PULLING ANDREA TO HER FEET, AND-
James Peters: ANDREA JUST PUNCHED TERRY RIGHT IN THE FACE! ANDREA WITH ANOTHER PUNCH! AND ANOTHER PUNCH! AND ANOTHER! ANDREA WITH REPEATED PUNCHES TO THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE- BUT TERRY JUST LAYS HER OUT WITH A HUGE HEADBUTT! TERRY LOOKS LIKE HE’S TIRED OF ALL THIS, AND NOW HE’S GOING RIGHT FOR THE CORNERS! TERRY GOING OVER TO THE FIRST CORNER, AND HE REACHES THE BUZZER! TERRY GOING TO THE SECOND CORNER AND HE REACHES THE BUZZER THERE AS WELL! ANDREA IS TRYING TO GET BACK UP WHILE SHE’S JUST BEING EFFORTLESSLY DRAGGED AROUND, BUT IS IT GOING TO BE TOO LATE!? TERRY GOING FOR THE THIRD BUZZER AND HE REACHES IT! TERRY NOW GOING FOR THE FOURTH-
Rich Russillo: AND ANDREA LEAPS OUT AT HIM! ANDREA ONCE AGAIN GOING AFTER TERRY WITH THESE PUNCHES, AND I CAN’T IMAGINE THEY’RE DOING A WHOLE LOT OF DAMAGE, BUT THEY DEFINITELY SEEMED TO CATCH TERRY BY SURPRISE! ANDREA IS DELIVERING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH, CAUSING TERRY TO STUMBLE AWAY FROM THE FOURTH CORNER, AND THANKS TO ANDREA’S EFFORTS THE BUZZERS RESET ONCE AGAIN! RIGHT NOW BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN TO ZERO BUZZERS, AND DESPITE ALL THAT’S WENT DOWN, THAT MEANS NO PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE WHATSOEVER! ANDREA STILL FIGHTING DESPITE THAT THOUGH, AS-
James Peters: TERRY JUST GRABBED ANDREA BY THE THROAT, AND NOW HE JUST SENT HER THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! TERRY NOW CLIMBING OUTSIDE OF THE RING TO FOLLOW HER- BUT ANDREA HITS TERRY WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR THAT WAS LAYING AROUND FROM BEFORE! ANDREA THROWING THE CHAIR INTO THE RING, AND NOW SHE JUMPS ONTO THE APRON AS TERRY GETS BACK UP! ANDREA WITH A DIVING-
Rich Russillo: TERRY HITS ANOTHER HUGE HEADBUTT, THIS TIME TAKING ANDREA OUT OF THE SKY! THESE HEADBUTTS ARE CLEARLY DOING THE DAMAGE TO TERRY AS IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S BUSTED HIMSELF OPEN, BUT NOW ANDREA IS OUT! TERRY ROLLING ANDREA BACK INSIDE THE RING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S BRINGING IN A KENDO STICK AS HE’S JUST FOUND ONE UNDER THE RING! TERRY FOLLOWING ANDREA BACK INTO THE RING NOW, AND NOW HE’S JUST HITTING THE CHAMPION ACROSS THE BACK WITH THAT KENDO STICK! TERRY ISN’T STOPPING, THINGS ARE GETTING REAL BAD FOR ANDREA RIGHT NOW!
James Peters: THAT KENDO STICK IS NEARLY BROKEN COMPLETELY IN HALF AFTER ALL THOSE HITS WITH THE KENDO STICK, AND NOW TERRY IS TRYING TO PICK UP THAT CHAIR BUT ANDREA IS DOING WHATEVER SHE CAN TO HOLD ONTO IT! SOMEHOW DESPITE EVERYTHING TERRY IS DOING, ANDREA IS FINDING A WAY TO STAY IN THIS MATCH! IT’S INCREDIBLE! THIS IS A FIGHT I’D NEVER EXPECT TO SEE ANYONE TO PUT ON, ESPECIALLY WITH A SIZE DIFFERENCE LIKE THIS! THIS MATCH WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN TERRY’S FAVOR, AND FOR THE MOST PART IT IS, BUT ANDREA IS STILL MAKING SURE TO KEEP THIS MATCH HER ALL!
Rich Russillo: TERRY TRYING TO STOP ON ANDREA- BUT ANDREA LETS GO OF THE CHAIR AND IMMEDIATELY GRABS TERRY’S LEG! ANDREA JUST APPLIED A GROUNDED ANKLE LOCK ON TERRY’S LEG AND IT DOESN’T TAKE LONG FOR TERRY TO DROP ONTO THE MAT! REMEMBER YOU CAN’T WIN THIS MATCH BY SUBMISSION, BUT ANY DAMAGE ANDREA CAN DO TO THAT PEG OF TERRY’S WOULD BE AN AMAZING HELP FOR HER IN RETAINING THAT CHAMPIONSHIP! TERRY IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN, AND IT DOESN’T MATTER IF HE DID TAP OUT BUT YOU CAN SEE HE’S STILL CLENCHING HIS FISTS IN AN ATTEMPT NOT TO! TERRY NEEDS TO FIND HIS WAY OUT OF THIS SUBMISSION!
James Peters: TERRY IS TRYING TO CRAWL OVER TO ONE OF THE CORNERS, BUT HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO REACH THE BUZZERS IF HE CAN’T EVEN STAND!? IT LOOKS LIKE TERRY IS TRYING TO GET UP DESPITE ANDREA BEING ON HIS OTHER LEG- BUT LOOK! ANDREA GRABBED THE STEEL CHAIR THAT WAS IN THE RING AND NOW SHE LET GO OF THE SUBMISSION TO IMMEDIATELY HIT TERRY IN THE LEG WITH IT! TERRY IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN, AND TERRY’S RIGHT LEG MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE FOR THE REST OF THIS ONE!
Rich Russillo: Andrea slowly getting back to her feet as she’s still holding that chair, AND NOW SHE SWINGS IT ACROSS TERRY’S BACK! TERRY’S BACK WAS ALREADY BLOODY AND BRUISED THANKS TO BEING WHIPPED BY THAT RAZOR WIRE WRAPPED CHAIN, I CAN’T IMAGINE WHAT MORE THIS IS GOING TO DO! TERRY IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN, AND HE’S ALMOST DEFENSELESS NOW AS ANDREA CONTINUES HITTING HIM IN THE BACK WITH THAT CHAIR! TERRY LOOKS LIKE HE MAY BE OUT OF IT, AND I THINK IT’S TIME FOR THIS MATCH TO BE OVER! ANDREA REACHES THE FIRST BUZZER, AND-
James Peters: Well she was about to reach for the next corner, but Terry is grabbing onto the ropes! Andrea can’t go any further thanks to being restricted by that chain, and Terry is holding onto the ropes just so there’s no chance of him being pulled by her! Andrea just sighs in disbelief, as she realizes this match isn’t as close to ending as she hoped it was! Andrea walking over to Terry, AND NOW SHE’S JUST STOMPING ALL OVER HIM! ANDREA RELENTLESS WITH THESE STOMPS AS MOST OF THEM ARE TARGETING TERRY’S FACE, AND THE ANIMOSITY THAT WE’VE BEEN SEEING FROM THESE TWO TONIGHT, I HAVE TO ADMIT I DIDN’T EXPECT IT!
Rich Russillo: I can barely even recognize Terry right now, but that’s besides the point! Andrea once again hits that first buzzer as it had reset not long ago, and now she makes her way to the second one, and this time Terry isn’t stopping her! ANDREA HITS THE SECOND BUZZER! Andrea is slowly dragging Terry to the third buzzer, and you can see that she’s being forced to use all her strength to do so, but she does it, AND NOW SHE HITS THE THIRD BUZZER! Andrea now reaching out for the fourth!
James Peters: BUT WAIT, LOOK AT THAT! TERRY IS GRABBING ANDREA BY HER LEG, AND HE’S SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET! ANDREA SLOWLY TURNING TO TERRY AS SHE JUST REALIZED WHAT’S HAPPENED, AND SHE TRIES TO ATTACK BUT TERRY JUST PICKS HER UP! T-5!!! WAIT, NO! ANDREA LANDS ON HER FEET, AND SHE ONCE AGAIN JUMPS OUT AT HIM- BUT TERRY CATCHES HER IN HER TRACKS AND IMMEDIATELY PLANTS HER DOWN WITH A URANAGE! THAT WAS AN AMAZING BURST OF ENERGY BY TERRY, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S WORN OUT AS TERRY DROPPED TO THE MAT JUST AFTER PLANTING ANDREA!
Rich Russillo: Both Terry and Andrea are down on the mat, just laying in a forming pool of their own blood. This match has taken so much out of these two, and to think this one isn’t over yet is insane. Terry Chambers has wanted his chance to win the EAW Championship for so long. He’s had to face setback after setback, but he’s still been fighting. Meanwhile Andrea wants to correct what happened just at King of Elite last year, where she lost her first Specialists Championship just after winning it at 2018’s Road to Redemption. She wants to make sure she doesn’t suffer the same fate again, and she’s trying to fix her past mistakes in the same match she failed to win a year ago. Both competitors are fighting for great reasons, and it’s no wonder why this match is still going. These are for sure two of the best wrestlers this brand has.
James Peters: It looks like both competitors are starting to regain their consciousness, and already both of them are slowly getting back up. Andrea grabbing ahold of that razor wrapped chain, AND SHE USES IT TO WHIP TERRY RIGHT IN THE FACE! Terry hasn’t fallen though, and instead he too grabs that chain, AND RETURNS THE FAVOR AS HE WHIPS ANDREA IN THE FACE, IN SIMILAR FASHION TO WHAT HE DID IN VOLTAGE! ANDREA IS STILL STANDING THOUGH, AND NOW SHE HITS TERRY WITH THAT CHAIN ONCE AGAIN! TERRY NOW HITTING ANDREA WITH THE CHAIN! NOW ANDREA! NOW TERRY! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE USING THAT CHAIN AND HITTING EACH OTHER WITH IT, AND IT’S NO WONDER WHY AS TIME GOES ON BOTH OF THEIR FACES ARE JUST BEING COVERED IN CRIMSON MASKS! THESE TWO JUST WON’T STOP!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA LOOKS LIKE SHE’S ON SPAGHETTI LEGS, AND NOW TERRY BOUNCES OFF THE ROPE THAT’S BEHIND HIM! LARIAT- NO! ANDREA MANAGES TO DUCK THAT LARIAT, AND THERE’S A HUGE ENZUIGIRI BY THE CHAMPION! NOW IT’S TERRY BARELY ABLE TO STAND AS ANDREA RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE ROPE AND BOUNCES OFF OF IT- BUT THIS TIME TERRY DROPS HER WITH A BOOT! ANDREA LOOKS OUT, BUT NOW TERRY IS HOLDING HIS LEG AS HE USED THE SAME RIGHT LEG THAT WAS PUT THROUGH ALL THAT DAMAGE EARLIER!
James Peters: Andrea is using the ropes to pull herself to her feet, but it looks like Terry’s noticed as he just tries to shake off the pain from his leg! Terry lifting Andrea up, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S SETTING UP FOR THAT T-5 BUT ANDREA ELBOWS HER WAY OUT OF IT! TERRY STILL HAS HER UP BUT HE’S UNABLE TO HIT THE T-5, BUT WAIT! LOOK! ANDREA WITH A GUILLOTINE CHOKE!! ANDREA MANAGED TO LOCK INBA GUILLOTINE CHOKE AS A WAY TO ESCAPE TERRY’S GRASP, AND NOW TERRY IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE HERE AS HE’S STRUGGLING TO EVEN STAND!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA HAS THAT GUILLOTINE CHOKE IN, AND YOU’VE GOT TO IMAGINE HOW DIFFICULT THIS MUST BE FOR TERRY! HE’S PROBABLY BARELY ABLE TO EVEN SEE WITH ALL THAT BLOOD POURING DOWN HIS HEAD, AND NOW HE’S STRUGGLING TO STAY CONSCIOUS DUE TO THIS SUBMISSION! IF TERRY REALLY WANTS TO BECOME EAW CHAMPION, HE NEEDS TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS AND HE NEEDS TO DO IT FAST!
James Peters: TERRY IS DROPPING TO A KNEE, AND REMEMBER ANDREA CAN’T WIN BY SUBMISSION, BUT IF TERRY IS KNOCKED OUT THEN THERE’S NO POSSIBLE WAY FOR HIM TO STOP HER FROM REACHING ALL FOUR BUZZERS! ANDREA MAKING TERRY PASS OUT HERE WOULDN’T BE A WIN FOR HER, BUT IT’D BE THE BIGGEST HELP POSSIBLE FOR HER! TERRY NEEDS TO THINK OF SOMETHING BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE, I DON’T THINK HE CAN LAST MUCH LONGER-
Rich Russillo: TERRY JUST RAMMED ANDREA INTO ONE OF THE CORNERS! BOTH COMPETITORS GOT THE BUZZER THERE, BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER AS NEITHER OF THEM CAN CAPITALIZE! BOTH TERRY AND ANDREA ARE DOWN, AND IT LOOKS LIKE TERRY IS ROLLING OUT OF THE RING, CAUSING ANDREA TO NOT BE FAR BEHIND! WHAT A SAVE THAT WAS BY TERRY, I HONESTLY THOUGHT THIS MATCH WAS OVER FOR HIM, BUT SOMEHOW HE’S ONCE AGAIN ABLE TO KEEP THIS MATCH ALIVE FOR HIS SAKE!
James Peters: Both competitors are outside of the ring once again, and it looks like Andrea is trying to crawl up the ramp and grab the barricade to get back to her feet, but she can’t go too far without Terry being right behind! Terry now slowly approaching Andrea as she tries to get back up- AND HE JUST TOSSES HER OVER THE BARRICADE! TERRY NOW CLIMBING OVER THE BARRICADE, AND THIS MATCH HAS SPILLED OVER INTO THE CROWD AS ANDREA WAS JUST SENT INTO MULTIPLE FANS IN THE AUDIENCE!
Rich Russillo: THE FANS SEEM TO BE SPLIT RIGHT NOW ON WHO THEY WANT TO WIN THIS MATCH AS TERRY IS JUST BEATING ANDREA AROUND THE ARENA! TERRY REPEATEDLY DROPPING ANDREA WITH THESE PUNCHES AS SHE’S JUST TRYING TO GRAB ONTO WHATEVER SHE CAN TO GET BACK UP, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE TWO HAVE MADE IT TO THE STAIRS! ANDREA TRYING TO USE THE STEPS TO GET BACK UP- BUT TERRY JUST GRABS HER AND SMASHES HER FACE INTO THE RAILING! ANDREA IS COMPLETELY DEFENSELESS HERE, AND THIS FIGHT IN THE CROWD IS LOOKING MORE LIKE A ONE SIDED BEATDOWN!
James Peters: ANDREA IS SLOWLY CLIMBING THE STEPS, AND TERRY IS FOLLOWING BEHIND- BUT THERE’S A BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE BY THE CHAMPION! TERRY STUMBLED DOWN A FEW OF THOSE STEPS, AND NOW ANDREA IS SLOWLY GETTING TO HER FEET! TERRY TRYING TO GET BACK TO ANDREA BUT ANDREA KICKS HIM DOWN THIS TIME! THE FANS NOW CHEERING ANDREA ON AS TERRY IS DOWN THE STAIRS, THE TWO ARE AS FAR FROM EACH OTHER AS THEY CAN POSSIBLY GET BECAUSE OF THAT CHAIN! ANDREA NOW, WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY OFF OF THE STAIRS!!
Rich Russillo: OR NOT! OF COURSE IT’S NOT! TERRY CHAMBERS JUST CAUGHT ANDREA OUT OF THE AIR, AND NOW HE’S WALKING BACK TO THE BARRICADE TOWARDS THE RING! TERRY NOW PUTTING ANDREA INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION AS GETS AS CLOSE AS HE CAN GET TO THE BARRICADE! I DON’T LIKE THIS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TERRY!? T-5!!!! TERRY JUST HIT THE T-5 RIGHT ONTO THE BARRICADE!!! ANDREA DROPS BACK OVER THE BARRICADE AFTER THAT, OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TERRY!?
James Peters: ANDREA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AFTER THAT, AND JUST LOOK AT THE EYES OF TERRY! TERRY DOESN’T SEEM FINISHED WITH ANDREA JUST YET, AND IF THIS CONTINUES, TERRY’S GOING TO BECOME CHAMPION WITHOUT A DOUBT! Terry now climbing over the barricade, and now he’s just dragging Andrea along as he picks up those steel steps. Terry sliding the top half of those steps into the ring, and honestly I don’t like this! I know that taking Andrea out isn’t an easy task, but surely this has been enough by now! This is all so unnecessary, he’s going to cause serious injury!
Rich Russillo: Terry now rolling Andrea back into the ring, and now he just lifts her up. He has her in position, and I think this is it! T-5- WAIT! NO!!! IT DOESN’T CONNECT! ANDREA JUST MANAGED TO HIT A DDT! ANDREA JUST DDT’D TERRY RIGHT INTO THE SAME STEPS HE BROUGHT INTO THE RING!! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN BUT ANDREA MAY HAVE JUST SAVED HERSELF FROM WHAT WOULD’VE BEEN A VERY PAINFUL ENDING TO HER TITLE REIGN! ANDREA NOW IS CRAWLING OVER TO THAT STEEL CHAIR, AND I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT SHE PLANS ON USING IT FOR!
James Peters: Andrea isn’t even able to get to her feet! Instead, she’s crawling onto those steps and just sitting on it as Terry is still down! Andrea raising that chair up, AND SHE BRINGS IT DOWN ONTO TERRY’S HEAD! TERRY JUST SMASHED THAT CHAIR ONTO TERRY’S HEAD, AND NOW SHE DOES IT A SECOND TIME! NOW A THIRD TIME! NOW A FOURTH! ANDREA IS REPEATEDLY HITTING TERRY WITH THAT CHAIR, AND NOW LOOK AT THE SHAPE OF IT! SOMEHOW A DENT HAS BEEN FORMED IN THAT CHAIR AFTER ALL THAT, AND I THINK THAT SHOWS JUST HOW MUCH THESE TWO HAVE PUT INTO THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: Andrea now is slowly getting back to her feet, and now she’s trying to pull Terry up to a knee. I can only imagine how difficult that must be when Terry at this point is just dead weight, but somehow she’s still managing to do it! Andrea now running the ropes as Terry slowly regains consciousness, VALENTINE’S MASSACR- NO! TERRY PUSHES ANDREA AWAY AT THE LAST SECOND, AND JUST LIKE THAT IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S BACK IN THIS ONE! YOU CAN SEE THE SHOCK ON ANDREA’S FACE AS TERRY SOMEHOW GOT UP ON HIS OWN ACCORD, AND NOW THERE’S A RUNNING KNEE LIFT TO THE MIDSECTION BY CHAMBERS!
James Peters: You can tell by how these two are moving that they’re clearly in so much pain, but they’re willing to brush all of it off in order to try and win the EAW Championship! Andrea backing into the corner, AND TERRY CHARGES IN- BUT ANDREA SIDESTEPS TERRY, CAUSING HIM TO CRASH INTO THE RING POST! ANDREA NOW TOUCHING THE FIRST BUZZER BEFORE CLIMBING ONTO THE BACK OF TERRY, AND NOW SHE’S UP ON TOP OF HIM! ATOMIC BLONDE- WAIT! NO! NO!!
Rich Russillo: TERRY IS HOLDING ANDREA IN PLACE JUST AS SHE TRIED TO GO FOR ATOMIC BLONDE! TERRY TURNING AROUND NOW, INVERTED ALABAMA- NO! ANDREA TURNS HERSELF AROUND, AND THERE’S A HURRICANRANA!! TERRY IS ABLE TO GET BACK TO ONE KNEE QUICKLY, AND ANDREA NOW GOES FOR A SECOND HURRICANRANA- BUT THIS TIME SHE’S CAUGHT BY TERRY!
James Peters: TERRY HAS ANDREA UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ANDREA’S PLAN MAY HAVE BACKFIRED! ANDREA THOUGH, SHE’S TRYING TO FIGHT HER WAY OUT OF IT BUT I FEAR SHE’S JUST DELAYING THE INEVITABLE! TERRY ISN’T LETTING GO- BUT WAIT! TERRY’S LEG LOOKS LIKE IT MAY HAVE GIVEN OUT! CLEARLY HE HASN’T RECOVERED AFTER THE ANKLE LOCK AND SHOTS WITH THE CHAIR, AND NOW TERRY DROPS DOWN TO BOTH KNEES, FREEING ANDREA! ANDREA RUNNING TO THE BACK OF TERRY, AND THERE’S A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP RIGHT ONTO HIS RIGHT LEG!
Rich Russillo: TERRY IS CLEARLY IN PAIN AS HE TURNS AROUND TO HOLD HIS LEG, BUT NOW ANDREA BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES NEXT TO TERRY, AND HITS A HUGE DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE! ANDREA IS BACK IN CONTROL OF THIS MATCH AND THIS CROWD SEEMS TO BE LOVING IT RIGHT NOW! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE BROKEN MESSES RIGHT NOW, BUT THEY’RE TRYING TO ENDURE THE PAIN JUST UNTIL THEY HIT ALL FOUR BUZZERS!
James Peters: Terry is somehow trying to find his way back to his feet, and now Andrea runs the ropes looking to deliver- CLOTHESLINE BY TERRY!! ANDREA WAS ROCKED, AND NOW TERRY IS PICKING UP THE STEEL STEPS THAT ARE STILL IN THE RING! ANDREA SOMEHOW MANAGING TO GET BACK TO HER FEET, BUT IT’S ALL FOR NOTHING AS TERRY JUST SENDS HER RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE MAT WITH THOSE STEPS, BEFORE TERRY FINALLY THROWS THEM OUT THE RING! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN, BUT IS IT FINALLY OVER!?
Rich Russillo: Terry just dropped down to a knee after the damage he just received! I can only imagine how painful that double foot stomp to the leg must’ve been, but look! Terry is still going to try and make it! Terry getting up to go for the corner- BUT ANDREA DOESN’T EVEN LET HIM REACH THE FIRST BUZZER! ANDREA JUMPING OUT AND GRABBING TERRY BY HIS HURT LEG, AND AT THIS POINT I CAN IMAGINE THAT’S ALL ANDREA CAN DO! ANDREA WON’T LET GO OF TERRY, AND FOR ONCE TERRY IS ACTUALLY STRUGGLING TO GET ANDREA OFF OF HIM!
James Peters: ANDREA NOW WRAPPING THAT CHAIN AROUND HER HAND LIKE SHE DID EARLIER, AND SHE JUST DELIVERED A HUGE PUNCH TO TERRY’S MIDSECTION WITH IT! ANDREA WITH A SECOND! NOW A THIRD! ANDREA HASN’T EVEN MADE IT TO HER FEET BUT SHE’S DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO KEEP FIGHTING! ANDREA LOOKING FOR A FOURTH PUNCH- BUT TERRY CATCHES HER BY THE ARM!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA WITH A SLAP TO TERRY’S FACE WITH HER FREE ARM! ANDREA IS BACK TO HER FEET, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S INVITING TERRY TO BRING WHATEVER ELSE HE HAS LEFT IN HIM! ANDREA WITH ANOTHER SLAP TO THE FACE! AND A THIRD SLAP! ANDREA NOW USING HER FREE HAND TO REPEATEDLY PUNCH TERRY, TRYING TO DO WHATEVER DAMAGE SHE CAN-
James Peters: AND NOW TERRY TRIED TO STRIKE BUT ANDREA DUCKED IT! TERRY LET GO OF ANDREA’S OTHER ARM, AND NOW SHE SWINGS HER CHAIN COVERED-HAND RIGHT INTO HIS FACE! I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF SKIN TORN AND BLOOD LOSS THIS MATCH HAS RESULTED IN, BUT IT’S NOT OVER JUST YET! ANDREA IS ALL OVER TERRY NOW, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT’S WHAT SHE WANTS AS SHE CLIMBS INTO TERRY ONCE AGAIN! ATOMIC BLONDE!!
Rich Russillo: NO, NO! TERRY ONCE AGAIN STOPS ANDREA FROM HITTING THE MOVE! REVERSE ALA- NO! ONCE AGAIN ANDREA LOOKED FOR THAT HURRICANRANA COUNTER, BUT SHE COULDN’T GET IT THIS TIME AS TERRY HAS HER UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION AGAIN! ANDREA IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, AND TERRY BACKS UP INTO THE CORNER! BOTH COMPETITORS JUST HIT THE BUZZER, AND I DON’T KNOW IF TERRY REALIZES THIS AS HE STILL HAS ANDREA ON TOP OF HIM!
James Peters: TERRY TRIES TO SET ANDREA IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY HOLD, POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR THAT T-5- BUT ANDREA TRANSFERS IT INTO A SLEEPER HOLD! ANDREA HAS THAT SLEEPER HOLD IN ON TERRY AND IF YOU ASK ME I DON’T THINK TERRY WILL LAST VERY LONG LIKE THIS! TERRY STUMBLING AROUND, TRYING TO FIGHT ANDREA OFF OF HIM, AND HE BACKPEDALS INTO ANOTHER CORNER, CAUSING BOTH OF THEM TO HIT A SECOND BUZZER! THAT’S TWO NOW, BOTH COMPETITORS ARE TIED AT TWO BUZZERS, WHOEVER CAN REACH THE LAST TWO BEFORE THEY RESET WILL WALK OUT EAW CHAMPION!
James Peters: TERRY IS STARTING TO FADE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S JUST TRYING TO REACH THE BUZZERS BEFORE HE PASSES OUT, BUT I’M NOT SURE IF HE REALIZES THAT ANDREA HAS BEEN HITTING THESE BUZZERS AT THE SAME TIME! TERRY STILL STRUGGLING TO ESCAPE THE SUBMISSION, BUT NOW HE BACK PEDALS INTO A THIRD CORNER, AND THIS TIME ANDREA FALLS OFF OF HIM! I DON’T KNOW IF TERRY KNOWS, BUT BOTH COMPETITORS JUST HIT THAT BUZZER AS WELL DUE TO THAT COLLISION! TERRY BEGINNING TO LOOK AROUND, AND I THINK HE’S STARTING TO REALIZE THAT WHOEVER REACHES THE FINAL BUZZER FIRST WINS!
Rich Russillo: TERRY TRYING TO CRAWL TO THE LAST CORNER, BUT ANDREA JUMPS BACK ON TOP ONTO HIS BACK! TERRY IS QUICKLY ABLE TO GET UP THOUGH, AND JUST LIKE THAT HE THROWS ANDREA ODD OF HIM! THE TWO DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME BEFORE THE BUZZERS RESET, BUT NOW ANDREA CHARGES AT TERRY- JUST TO BE POPPED UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! ANDREA IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT ONCE AGAIN, BUT TERRY CHARGES TOWARDS THE CORNER, BUCKLE BOMB!! TERRY JUST HIT THE BUCKLE BOMB- BUT WAIT!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: THE CORNER TERRY THREW ANDREA INTO WAS THE LAST ONE THEY NEEDED TO TOUCH IN ORDER TO WIN! THE BUZZER GOES OFF!!! ANDREA IS STILL THE EAW CHAMPION!
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… AND STILL THE EAW CHAMPION…. AAAAANNNDDRRRREEEAAAAA VVAAAAALLLEEENNNTIIIIIIIINNNEE!!!!
James Peters: IT’S OVER! ANDREA RETAINS!! TERRY IS IN COMPLETE DISBELIEF, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW FRUSTRATED HE MUST BE RIGHT NOW! Terry was so close to coming out of this match EAW Champion but after that one small mistake, he ending up costing himself the match!
Rich Russillo: Had that have been any other corner Terry buckle bombed Andrea into, he could’ve had this match won. He was so close but in the end he was just unlucky! We’ve got to give the man credit though. He’s been wanting this for so long, and when he got the opportunity, he ran with it.
James Peters: Of course. The man did great, and this match was amazing. Both Andrea and Terry did whatever they could in order to get that title, and in the end Andrea is still your EAW Champion. Congratulations Andrea Valentine!
(‘Roll With Me’ hits as the referee removes the chain from both Terry and Andrea’s hands, before helping Andrea up and handing her the EAW Championship. The crowd begins to cheer as she holds the title up high, meanwhile Terry has exited the ring, left to think about how the match ended, clearly frustrated. Both competitors are a bloody mess, and they both need to be tended to by officials, but the crowd makes sure to show their appreciation for both superstars as they begin clapping, giving an ovation for the two superstars after what they put each other through.)
(The camera takes a final shot of the victorious Voltage Queen, Andrea Valentine, holding up her belt with a smile across her face.)
(King of Elite cuts to break.)
(A 2020 Presidential ad airs next, which is strange considering EAW is currently in Rome. The ad features popular EAW Elitist, Landerson, and his son, El Jr. Landerson talks about changing the world and making it a better place, and officially announces that he is running for President of the United States. “And if anyone tries to screw with us, you can bet they will feel the BOOM!” – Landerson)
(The scene transitions to a resort island in an undisclosed, several beautiful exotic looking thick women in coconut bras and ti leaf skirts are seen massaging a man as the camera gets closer, that man is revealed to be none other than Malcolm Jones, he has a monitor playing KOE as he gets massaged and notices the camera approaching him as he tips his sunglasses, then puts them back on.)
Malcolm Jones: We’ll get to the happy ending later ladies, looks like I have guests.
(He signals for them to leave as they oblige and then shifts his focus towards the camera).
Malcolm Jones: EAW told me they was gonna send a camera crew thru but damn I ain’t know y’all was gonna interrupt me when I was about to slang the mamba. Ohhhh I get it, y’all wanted to get my live reaction to my baby Andrea’s win– shit I hope she don’t see what’s going on here :krabs:. Fuck it tho wassup?
Producer: Well we were wondering what your plans were going forward.
Malcolm Jones: Well I obviously can’t do much because TeCharlie 6ix9ine put a restraining order on me like a bitch and this dumbass incompetent company can’t do shit about it so I’m making them overcompensate by paying for my all expense paid extended vacation, finessing the system. It’s not quite reparations but dammit it’s the least they can do for a brotha on Black History Month. Other than that I get back to action at least for one match when I face off against Rex at Clash of Kingdoms. I mean we all know what I’m about to do to that boy so we ain’t gotta get too much into that but you know the vibes.
Producer: Are you gonna be watching his match closely?
Malcolm Jones: I don’t wanna watch it too close I might fall asleep of boredom. Nah but really I ain’t gonna be watching any closer than I’ll be watching any other match, shit’s not that serious to me I don’t need to scout him it’s a random match that I’m getting paid more in one week for than what he probably will make all year. He’s a technical wizard who specializes in the fundamentals, not that hard to understand. To be honest I might cut this shit off because I was only watching to see Andrea’s defense anyways.
Producer: You don’t like many people but Andrea seems to be one of the people you actually do like. I’d assume you’d like to win the title you were screwed out of back, how do you plan on doing that with Andrea currently holding it?
Malcolm Jones: When it comes to that EAW Championship call me Axl Jones because I will slap the absolute shit out of a bitch. Nah in all seriousness, I fuck with shorty but business is business, I’d beat her for the title but to make her feel better about it I’d beat something else too :mjlit:. But she don’t gotta worry about me, I ain’t thinking about that shit right now. I can’t even show up to most of these shows let alone try for a title shot thanks to Master Splinter. Without me in the fold I expect Andrea to eat good off of that weak ass main event scene so I expect a nice lengthy run. Meanwhile, I’m living my best life, on vacation getting paid to chill and Charlie’s dumbass thinks he’s hurting me :mjlol:. One thing about fate and destiny is you can never cheat it, you can never run from it, not to sound like Thanos or some shit. I’m just saying whatever’s meant to happen is going to happen regardless. Charlie might be able to manipulate a few bitches like Jordie and Veena, but one bitch he’ll never be able to take advantage of is Karma. When she strikes he just better be ready, cuz it might just be tonight.
Producer: Wait how? You can’t make it back to the states in time! Are you sending someone out for the KOE final?
Malcolm Jones: It’s more fun to keep em guessing :troll:.
(MJ signals for his girls to return as they all force the camera crew to leave and the camera fades to black)
(For the second match in a row, Bella is seen standing in the middle of the ring. Thankfully it has been cleaned up from the bloodbath that was Terry Chambers versus Andrea Valentine, and all should be good to go!)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: And it is for the INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!
(‘The Joker’ by New Years Day plays to loud cheers as Ms. Extreme comes out to the stage. She has a bag over her shoulder which is obviously filled with weapons as she looks around with a smirk and makes her way to the ring)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Calabasas, California… weighing in at 135 pounds… THE RED QUEEN… MS. EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: :skip:
Rich Russillo: :mjlol: Well it seems Camille came prepared. It was obvious the Doctor was going to come out with weapons of her own so it only seemed fitting for her to fight fire with fire in order to secure the win, but isn’t this just a regular singles match?
James Peters: Honestly what both of these competitors have in mind is beyond me. Yet this is what Ms. Extreme wants to do at the end of the day, secure the win. It’s as simple as this, the Doctor took away the King of Elite opportunity for her a few weeks ago, now Camille takes away the one thing the Doctor cares about the most, the Interwire Championship. And if we know Ms. Extreme enough this far into her career, we know she has no problem with doing that.
(Ms. Extreme enters the ring and spreads her hands in the air as she basks in the cheers before going to the top rope and hyping up the crowd as ‘The Joker’ fades out. ‘Bad Medicine’ by Bon Jovi plays to boos as Dr. Bethany Blue makes her way out the stage. She has a smirk as she raises the Interwire Championship high in the air before making her way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent… from Miami, Florida… weighing in at 128 pounds… SHE IS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION… DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue is coming with motivation seemingly at the same caliber as Ms. Extreme. The Doc could’ve been one of the few people who have ever had the opportunity to defend her title and fight for the prestigious King of Elite as well as being the first female holder of the crown as well, but Ms. Extreme took that away from her, that’s where she intends on getting revenge.
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue has had her fair share of mind games against Ms. Extreme, I’m sure they were for a reason. She plans to make them payoff as she hopes to be the one walking out still the Interwire Championship, because that’s what this match is all about. And she is going to do practically everything to make sure that comes true, we’re in for a show tonight.
(Dr. Bethany Blue enters the ring and immediately begins trash talking Ms. Extreme as they push into one another. Dr. Bethany Blue raises the Interwire Championship in the air as Ms. Extreme begins to yell in her face as interactions turn to shoves. The Ref tries to contain them but at this point in time there’s no use for that Ms. Extreme then pushes away and snatches the mic away from Bella Braxton)
Ms. Extreme: YOU REALLY WANT THIS BETHANY?! MAKE THIS NO RULES! RIGHT NOW! THIS IS FUCKING VOLTAGE, ISN’T IT??
(Dr. Bethany Blue snatches the mic away from Ms. Extreme abruptly as both of them are seething at each other.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: ACCEPTED-
Rich Russillo: DR. BETHANY BLUE ABOUT TO SLAM THE MIC RIGHT IN THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME! BUT MS. EXTREME BLOCKS IT AND THROWS THE MIC AWAY AND HITS THE DOCTOR WITH A SOLID RIGHT HOOK RIGHT TO THE CHEEK OF DR. BETHANY BLUE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: MS. EXTREME BEATING DOWN ON DR. BETHANY BLUE! The Doctor trying to get herself up to her feet but Ms. Extreme with big axe handles making sure she stays down for the long run! Ms. Extreme bringing Blue up to her feet as she grabs her and begins to run. OH MY GOD MS. EXTREME THROWING BLUE SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! Ms. Extreme with no remorse in the early goings of this match so far. Blue pulling herself up slowly but Ms. Extreme isn’t waiting for her as she lifts her up. GERMAN SUPLEX TAKES BLUE DOWN QUICKLY ONCE MORE!
Rich Russillo: But it seems Ms. Extreme is separating away from her for a moment as she takes out that bag. She knew that the Doctor was keen on accepting the fact that this match was going to be no rules. It’s safe to say she was thinking one step ahead of the ordeal. BUT BLUE WITH A HOOK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING! Ms. Extreme falls to a knee as Blue pulls out whatever was in that bag. SHATTERED GLASS BASEBALL BAT! MS. EXTREME WASN’T GOING TO PLAY ANY GAMES TODAY!
James Peters: BUT NOW IT’S AT THE DOCTOR’S DISPOSAL AS SHE SWINGS IT AT MS. EXTREME! BUT MS. EXTREME MOVES OUT OF THE WAY QUICKLY BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN TO HER! Blue swinging again trying to get a hit on her before she can really be set into motion! But Ms. Extreme grabbing the bat and prying it out of the hands of the Doctor as Ms. Extreme’s hand bloodies up. Ms. Extreme kicking Blue away distracting her as Blue runs towards her!
CRACK!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME SLAMMING THE SHATTERED GLASS BASEBALL BAT OVER THE HEAD OF DR. BETHANY BLUE! Blue collapses right to the ground as Ms. Extreme grabs her and throws her out of the ring following her as well. Blue quickly stumbling away before any damage can be inflicted upon her more than it already was as her face begins to slowly show a crimson mask! Ms. Extreme grabbing her as she brings her over to the announcers table. MS. EXTREME THROWING DR. BETHANY BLUE SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCER’S TABLE!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme slowly beginning to rip off the contents of the announcers table possibly setting the deathbed for Dr. Bethany Blue at this very moment. BLUE TRYING TO FIGHT BACK AS SHE SLAMS MS. EXTREME FACE FIRST INTO THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE! The Doctor taking this opportunity to place Ms. Extreme on the announcer’s table as she climbs up joining her! This does not seem like a good idea at all. Ms. Extreme starting to bring herself up as she grabs a hold of Blue and begins to swing punches right to the gut! The punches begin to hinder her as the Doctor is forced back in an instant!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme taking the chance as she grabs Dr. Bethany Blue and quickly begins to swing at her sending her down to a knee before she’s able to do anything which is smart thinking by Ms. Extreme. BLUE WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT RIGHT TO THE JAW OF MS. EXTREME THOUGH! Dr. Bethany Blue quickly grabbing Ms. Extreme not wasting any time as she lifts her up! But Ms. Extreme drops her weight what is she thinking!
Spanish Commentator: NO BUENO!
CRASH!
James Peters: BELLY TO BELLY AS MS. EXTREME SMASHES THE ANNOUNCERS DESK AND DR. BETHANY BLUE FALLS LIMP TO THE GROUND! Dr. Bethany Blue trying her best to pull herself away but Ms. Extreme is wasting no time grabbing her and quickly rolling her into the ring. MS. EXTREME WITH A PIN ATTEMPT!
OOOONNNNEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOO-
Rich Russillo: THE DOCTOR KICKS OUT! Ms. Extreme not wasting any time grabbing Blue by the head and hammering punches down on her! Ms. Extreme bringing her up and sending her to the ropes but Blue quickly goes over the top ropes as Ms. Extreme runs towards her. BUT BLUE RAMMING HER SHOULDER RIGHT TO THE GUT OF MS. EXTREME THROUGH THE ROPES AS SHE BRINGS HER OVER ONTO THE APRON WITH HER! The Doctor wasting no time swinging at Ms. Extreme as Ms. Extreme begins to wrap her arms around Blue. MS. EXTREME RAMMING DR. BETHANY BLUE INTO THE RINGPOST!
James Peters: The Doctor gives a scream of agony as Ms. Extreme drags her by the hair down the steel steps. But the Doctor ramming a knee right into the gut of Ms. Extreme stopping her right in her tracks as she quickly grabs her by the head. Dr. Bethany Blue bringing Ms. Extreme down to a knee! What the hell is she thinking as she forces Ms. Extreme down to the ground to the steel steps!
Rich Russillo: DR. BETHANY BLUE DRIVING A KNEE RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF MS. EXTREME! IF SHE ISN’T CONCUSSED NOW I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY! The Doctor going to all heights to make sure she gets a win tonight and to think this is just the start of this mayhem! What is she doing? She’s not done I think as she beckons over to the stage?! Oh dear. If it couldn’t be Nurse Goldstein running down to assist the Doctor. We said this before that Blue will do ANYTHING to retain her title and that’s being put into effect tonight.
James Peters: That wicked doctor’s bag that’s been utilized multiple times in the past and has brought Dr. Bethany Blue multiple wins is being handed to her by Nurse Goldstein as she gives a smirk in response. She opens up the bag what could possibly be in there. IS THAT A SAW?! I mean I don’t think doctor’s use that but then again whatever floats her boat as what is she thinking!? Blue is cutting open the ringmat! SHE’S EXPOSING THE BARE MINIMUMS OF THE RING! Dr. Bethany Blue beginning to slowly peel away at the canvas of the ring as this does not spell any safety for any of these competitors at the very least.
Rich Russillo: BUT MS. EXTREME TAKING DOWN NURSE GOLDSTEIN QUICKLY! BLUE WASTING NO TIME TRYING TO SWING THAT SAW AT MS. EXTREME BUT MS. EXTREME DUCKS IT AND KICKS THE SAW AWAY! As well as Dr. Bethany Blue does Ms. Extreme’s face is beginning to slowly drip blood but she’s still fighting! Ms. Extreme looks at the ring with a smirk as she begins to roll Dr. Bethany Blue into the ring.
James Peters: The Doctor quickly retreating away before Ms. Extreme can get her hands on her. Ms. Extreme quickly grabs her as she lifts her up in the air looking to utilize the ring to her full capacity! But Blue quickly forces Ms. Extreme back as she falls right onto the apron as Ms. Extreme is stunned. Ms. Extreme grabbing Dr. Bethany Blue by the head looking to pull her into the ring. BUT THE DOCTOR SLAMMING THE DOCTOR’S BAG RIGHT ACROSS THE CHEEK OF MS. EXTREME! Ms. Extreme stumbles back but she still runs at the Doctor surprisingly. WHAT?! DR. BETHANY BLUE JUST THREW A MULTITUDE OF THUMBTACKS RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF MS. EXTREME AS SHE ENTERS THE RING!
Rich Russillo: The thumbtacks pierce the face of Ms. Extreme as the Doctor seemingly came prepared with many weapons and things to use for any situation and it seems to be getting put into play tonight. Ms. Extreme is stunned as Dr. Bethany Blue grabs her… what is she thinking! OH MY!
CRASH!
James Peters: DR. BETHANY BLUE JUST THREW MS. EXTREME INTO THE WOOD PANELING OF THE RING AS SHE SMASHES THROUGH IT! MS. EXTREME IS PILED OVER CHUNKS OF WOOD AS DR. BETHANY BLUE PULLS HER OUT AND GOES FOR THE PIN! THIS MIGHT BE THE FINAL BLOW THAT TAKES THE RED QUEEN DOWN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRR-
Rich Russillo: MY GOD MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT! Dr. Bethany Blue with extreme anger on her face as she pounds the ground before getting up to her feet. Dr. Bethany Blue quickly rolling out of the ring and grabbing the doctor’s bag. Whatever wicked intentions she has she has to make it quick before Ms. Extreme gets to her feet and pounces onto her. What is it! Oh dear. It’s a syringe!
James Peters: It’s not just any syringe if that’s what you’re implying Rich. That’s the syringe that Dr. Cockburn gave to the Doctor days before KIng of Elite! Gawd knows what that even does but I’m sure it spells trouble for Ms. Extreme. Ms. Extreme slowly pulling herself up :wow: the determination she has is being shined upon tonight as she manages to get to her feet. Dr. Bethany Blue is setting Ms. Extreme up with the syringe behind her. TURN AROUND!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME! SHE GRABS THE SYRINGE! SHE PRIES IT AWAY FROM THE DOCTOR! THE DOCTOR IS IN SHOCK AS SHE STUMBLES BACK AND MS. EXTREME STEPS FORWARD! OH MY! MS. EXTREME JUST STABBED BLUE WITH THE SYRINGE RIGHT TO HER NECK! DR. BETHANY BLUE CRUMBLES RIGHT TO THE GROUND AS MS. EXTREME GOES FOR THE PIN! NO MATTER THE SIDE EFFECTS AS THIS MIGHT BE THE END OF THIS MATCH BY THE DOCTOR’S OWN MEDICINE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRR-
James Peters: NURSE GOLDSTEIN! SHE JUST BARELY PULLS MS. EXTREME OUT OF THE RING BEFORE THE COUNT FINISHES! Ms. Extreme tumbles right to the ground as she sits up livid at the actions of Nurse Goldstein! MS. EXTREME ATTACKING NURSE GOLDSTEIN! Ms. Extreme tackling Nurse Goldstein and going right at her with punches as she’s defenseless in the attack! But Dr. Bethany Blue! SHE STUMBLED OUT OF THE RING AND SHE PULLS MS. EXTREME OFF HER! It looks like her face has drooped down as she seems very dizzy by this attack!
Rich Russillo: LIKE JAMIE O’HARA AFTER THE SUPERBOWL! Dr. Bethany Blue trying to throw a punch at Ms. Extreme but Ms. Extreme easily ducks under as she jumps up to the apron to the shock of the Doctor as she stumbles around to face her. MS. EXTREME WITH A SENTON TAKING THE DOCTOR OUT! Ms. Extreme grabbing the Doctor as she isn’t done yet. MS. EXTREME THROWING BLUE FACE FIRST RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST! Dr. Bethany Blue stumbling back down to the ground as she manages to keep herself up. Ms. Extreme grabbing Blue and lifting her up as this does not seem good as Ms. Extreme runs I think she’s aiming for the barricade!
James Peters: NURSE GOLDSTEIN! NURSE GOLDSTEIN GRABBING THE LEGS OF DR. BETHANY BLUE AND PULLING HER OFF MS. EXTREME HINDERING ANY DAMAGE JUST FOR THE MOMENT! Ms. Extreme’s anger grows by the minute as Nurse Goldstein has helped the Doctor out of the most tightest moments so far that could’ve ended this match! MS. EXTREME GOING FOR NURSE GOLDSTEIN! THE TJD BY DR. BETHANY BLUE OUT OF NOWHERE! SUPERKICK TAKES MS. EXTREME DOWN AS BLUE SLOWLY REGAINS HER BEARINGS!
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue bringing Ms. Extreme up as she seemingly beckons Nurse Goldstein over as they both lift Ms. Extreme up! DOUBLE POWERBOMB RIGHT TO THE CORNER OF THE APRON! That is sure to hurt Ms. Extreme as she rolls in pain on the ground. But she’s wasting no time getting up as I’m sure that’s the least pain she’s been through this whole match. Frustrations beginning to grow on the Doctor and Nurses face as their patience begins to boil. Ms. Extreme is up to her feet as she stares at the duo as they dont look happy to see her on her feet. MS. EXTREME GOING RIGHT FOR THE DOCTOR UNLOADING ON HER AS NURSE GOLDSTEIN COMES IN AND TRIES TO INTERVENE PULLING MS. EXTREME AWAY QUICKLY! BUT MS. EXTREME WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX TO NURSE GOLDSTEIN TAKING HER DOWN!
James Peters: BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE GRABBING MS. EXTREME QUICKLY AND GOING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! MS. EXTREME LANDS ON HER FEET WHAT AGILITY! Blue gets on her knees as Ms. Extreme is ready for her! MS. EXTREME WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT TO THE CHEEK OF BLUE SENDING HER DOWN! Ms. Extreme bringing her up and onto the apron as she rains punches right down to the back of Dr. Bethany Blue’s head! But Blue shoving Ms. Extreme away to her surprise as she runs to her! BLUE BARELY SIDE STEPPING MS. EXTREME AS SHE FALLS SHOULDER FIRST ONTO THE RINGPOST!
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme leaning her head against the ringpost in pain now but that doesn’t seem good as the Doctor takes a step back and begins to run. RUNNING KNEE RIGHT TO THE SKULL OF MS. EXTREME WHICH COULD PRACTICALLY CRUSH HER AGAINST THE RINGPOST! Ms. Extreme tumbling down to ringside as again Blue is beginning to bark orders to Nurse Goldstein. Nurse Goldstein grabbing Ms. Extreme and pulling her up as she throws her right at the Doctor! THE REMEDY! CUTTER CONNECTS ON MS. EXTREME! The Doctor has gained the upper hand in this match as she grabs her and rolls her into the ring as she goes for a pin attempt!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHH-
James Peters: MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT! THE DOCTOR COULDN’T BE IN MORE SHOCK! Blue grabbing Ms. Extreme and pulling her over to the apron what could she be thinking! BLUE BEGINNING TO CHOKE MS. EXTREME OUT WITH THE RING APRON! MS. EXTREME STRUGGLES TO BREATH AS THE DOCTOR PULLS HERSELF DOWN TRYING TO MAKE SURE CAMILLE JANE AVA DOESN’T FIGHT ANOTHER DAY! BUT MS. EXTREME MANAGING TO PUSH BLUE AWAY! This gives enough time for Ms. Extreme to roll back into the ring to create distance but that doesn’t fall short of the Doctor as she quickly rolls into the ring and sets her up! THE TJD! NO! MS. EXTREME DUCKS UNDER AS BLUE STUMBLES AWAY! Blue bouncing off the ropes as she fell right into Ms. Extreme!
Rich Russillo: TWIST OF FATE BY MS. EXTREME TAKING BLUE DOWN! Both of them fall flat to the ground as I don’t think Ms. Extreme is able to make a pin attempt in the nick of time. Dr. Bethany Blue grabs onto the ropes for leverage as she slowly pulls herself up while Ms. Extreme grabs the lower turnbuckle slowly struggling to get to her feet. BLUE SWINGS AT MS. EXTREME! BUT MS. EXTREME DUCKS UNDER! MS. EXTREME GOING FOR A CHOP BLOCK BUT BLUE JUMPS OVER AS MS. EXTREME FALLS TO THE GROUND! Ms. Extreme peeking her head up as the Doctor runs at her! BLUE WITH A STOMP RIGHT TO THE BACK OF MS. EXTREME’S HEAD CAVING HER IN!
James Peters: Blue focusing her attention back to the ring here with the crater the size of Ms. Extreme where she was sent crashing through the ring lurks! Blue beginning to tear apart more of the ring to the lucid cheers from the crowd as she does so! The bare steel is beginning to show as the wood begins to chip away as Blue brings up Ms. Extreme! Ms. Extreme beginning to push forward as she slowly begins to ram punches right into the side of Dr. Bethany Blue’s gut! Blue forced to let go as she shoves Ms. Extreme away and attempts to grab her again. BUT MS. EXTREME WITH A BOOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF BLUE TAKES HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Rich Russillo: Dr. Bethany Blue quickly retreating out of the ring before any more harm can be inflicted. Nurse Goldstein quickly running over to help her up as well. BUT MS. EXTREME WITH A SUICIDE DIVE OUT OF NOWHERE TAKING BOTH OF THEM DOWN! Ms. Extreme quickly bringing Nurse Goldstein up as she runs with her! MS. EXTREME THROWING NURSE GOLDSTEIN RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE MAKING SURE SHE’S TAKEN OUT OF THE EQUATION FOR GOOD! Ms. Extreme turning around as she focuses on Blue. WAIT NO!
CRASH!
James Peters: DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH A SPEAR AS SHE RAMS MS. EXTREME THROUGH THE BARRICADE! They both spill out to the crowd as Blue quickly retreats before Ms. Extreme can get her hands on her BUT I DON’T EVEN THINK MS. EXTREME IS EVEN MOVING! BUT SHE IS! Ms. Extreme showing signs of life as she begins to move as the Doctor takes a breather and retreats deeper into the crowd. Ms. Extreme grabbing a chair from a crowd member it seems as she uses it as leverage to get herself closer to the Doctor. Blue leaning against a barricade taking a breather but she doesn’t see Ms. Extreme! MS. EXTREME WITH A CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE BACK OF BLUE!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME PUTTING THE CHAIR TO GOOD USE AS SHE SWINGS THAT CHAIR REPEATEDLY TO THE BACK OF DR. BETHANY BLUE FORCING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! MS. EXTREME SWINGING THAT CHAIR LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW! Ms. Extreme drops it as Dr. Bethany Blue is lifeless. But look! Nurse Goldstein stumbles over to Ms. Extreme as she does not want her to have any advantage of some sort as this match progresses. Ms. Extreme running over to Nurse Goldstein with the chair. BUT BLUE WITH A LEAP OF ENERGY AS SHE GRABS THE CHAIR AND PULLS IT AWAY FROM MS. EXTREME RIGHT IN TIME! Ms. Extreme turning around and swinging at Blue. BUT BLUE STABBING THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF MS. EXTREME!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme falling down to a sitting position as Blue tosses the chair to the side. Blue bringing her up as she looks to throw her. MY GOD BLUE THROWING MS. EXTREME INTO THE SEA OF PEOPLE IN THE CROWD! That should hinder Ms. Extreme’s actions for a bit as it seems the Doctor is heading for the ringside area. Blue opening up the ring apron as she could be looking for something that could shift the tides of this match more than it already is. IS THAT A LADDER?! DR. BETHANY BLUE PULLING OUT A LADDER WITH A WICKED SMIRK OF NO GOOD INTENTIONS!
Rich Russillo: Meanwhile Ms. Extreme tumbles to the ground after going crowd surfing practically as she slowly gets her feet. Ms. Extreme has made her way to the ringside area as the Doctor begins to run at Ms. Extreme with the ladder looking to ram into her! BUT MS. EXTREME WITH A DROPKICK TO THE LADDER STOPPING DR. BETHANY BLUE AND PUSHING HER TO THE GROUND! Ms. Extreme pulling the ladder out of the grasp of the Doctor. She’s setting it up as any situation with a ladder spells trouble for anyone. Ms. Extreme bringing Blue up to her feet. BUT THE DOCTOR WITH A KNEE RAMMING RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF MS. EXTREME!
James Peters: Dr. Bethany Blue dismantling our own announcers desk here. She throws Ms. Extreme onto the announcers deek which is not good. A lightbulb is seemingly flickering in Dr. Bethany Blue’s head as she brings the ladder over in front of the announcers desk! BLUE CLIMBING UP THE LADDER! ANYTHING TO WIN! THE DOCTOR HAS SICK INTENTIONS AS SHE BALANCES HERSELF AND LOOKS TO JUMP OFF AND ONTO THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE CRASHING ONTO MS. EXTREME!
Rich Russillo: BUT MS. EXTREME WAS PLAYING POSSUM! SHE QUICKLY ROLLS OFF AND BEGINS TO CLIMB THE LADDER JOINING DR. BETHANY BLUE AS BLUE GOES DOWN A RUNG! This just went intense from 0 to 100 as both of them are locked in a back and forth at the top of the ladder! DR. BETHANY BLUE SLAMMING MS. EXTREME FACE DOWN ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER! Ms. Extreme barely holds onto the ladder with one arm as she’s stunned as this leaves an opportunity for the Doctor. Blue grabbing Ms. Extreme as she sets her up! NO! DON’T!
CRASH!
James Peters: BUT MS. EXTREME REVERSING THE DOCTOR WITH A TWIST OF FATE OFF THE LADDER!!! MS. EXTREME HAS THE UPPERHAND AS BOTH OF THEM CRASHED AND BURNED OFF THE LADDER AS THEY’RE BOTH DISMANTLED ON THE GROUND! CAN MS. EXTREME REACH OUT JUST ENOUGH TO GO FOR THE PIN! MS. EXTREME BEGINNING TO CRAWL FOR HER LIFE! PIN ATTEMPT! SHE PLACES HER ARM OVER THE DOCTOR!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘The Joker’ plays up as the crowd explodes into cheers as Ms. Extreme rolls over to her back lifeless. The Ref quickly runs over and hands the Interwire Championship over to her. Her eyes slowly wake up as she sees the Interwire Championship laid over her bloodied and bruised body as she can’t help but muster out a smirk in response. The Ref slowly begins to help her up to her feet, her determination forcing her to fight on as she miraculously gets up to her feet. She stands on her own as she holds up the Interwire Championship before falling down to a knee in exhaustion.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, AND NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION! MS. EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Both of these competitors have went through hell and back for one goal, the Interwire Championship. And at the end of the day it was about who would stretch to the absolute limit in order to gain or retain the Interwire Championship. As a result of that Camille Jane Ava surpassed the odds, did what many people couldn’t and that was dethrone Dr. Bethany Blue and win the Interwire Championship, which is sure to remove the thorn from her side. It all started when Dr. Bethany Blue took away her King of Elite opportunity, and now she takes away the Interwire Championship.
James Peters: Five months, that’s how long the Doctor held the Interwire Championship. She had a groundbreaking reign and made herself known during the process of it. Taking away nothing from either of these competitors because King of Elite tonight has shown that they truly did strive for the Interwire Championship. There will be a time that the Doctor gets a bigger shot, this is just the beginning. Congratulations to Ms. Extreme of course and to think this is only the second match of the night! F’yeah Voltage!!!!
(Meanwhile Nurse Goldstein has pulled Dr. Bethany Blue out of harm’s way as both of them are in extreme pain. The Doctor has her hands buried in her face so it’s hard to tell what the emotions surging through the Doctor are but it must be filled with disappointment. The last shot is of Ms. Extreme who slowly made her way to the ring and up to the top rope. She has an enthusiastic smile on her face despite everything and raises her Interwire Championship with pride. Several members of the ring crew rush down to the ring to fix it before the next match, but that doesn’t stop Camille Jane Ava from celebrating her huge championship victory.)
(The screen shows the inside of the King of Elite ring as Stephie Love is seen smiling with a microphone in her hand.)
Stephie Love: Our next match is scheduled for
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: And is for the NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!
(‘Monster’ by Kanye West begins to play. The music begins to thump until out slowly steps the one and only Kassidy Heart. Heart is on stage wearing all white ring gear with gold accents all over as she stands on stage and raises a fist high as she gives a brief smirk before a serious glare and begins walking down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: First, the challenger! On her way to the ring, weighing in at 125 pounds…hailing all the way from Sydney, Australia…she is “THE MAULER” KAAAAAAASSSSSSIDDDDY HEEEEEAAAAARRRRT!!!!
Stew-O: The All Decade Women’s elitist, former Undisputed Women’s Champion, former Vixxen’s champion, two time Tag Team Champion, Kassidy Heart is possibly the most qualified elitist to be challenging for this National Elite title in the company.
Flannery McCoy: But, let LC tell it, she’s only here because of the SJW agenda that the powers that be have. The champion believes this entire company is being taken over by social justice warriors and that women have been unfairly gifted opportunities and chances that man used to have.
Jake Mercer: I mean, he’s not wrong. It’s not like LC can challenge for the Undisputed Women’s title. MarrKade made a similar point back in the Empire days of how The Jaded Hearts, Sienna Jade and Kassidy’s team, got to benefit with being in a division with all women while men had to face all genders with their belts. LC sees the hypocrisy and he wants to change it and make things fair again. LC wants to cut this elite propaganda out and Make EAW Extreme Again!
Stew-O: Well, he’s going to have some work with the Queen of Ultraviolent wrestling as his opponent.
(Kassidy enters the ring and poses a bit as creepy Italian men ringside begin cat calling her and begging her to flash some more thigh meat.)
Stephie Love: And the Champion…
(‘Friend vs Friend’ by Company Flow begins to play. The lights get low as out walks Lethal Consequences, wearing a red “MAKE EAW GREAT AGAIN” hat as he has his belt around his waist and a smile on his face.)
Stephie Love: Making his way to the ring, he comes from Oakland, California…weighing in tonight at 230 pounds…HE IS THE NATIONAL ELITE CHA-
(LC reveals a microphone from the back of his tights as he quickly screams into it.)
Lethal Consequences: NAH, BITCH! YOU NOT BOUT TO PLAY ME LIKE SOME ALT MAHFUCKA! SAY IT RIGHT BEFORE I STOMP YOUR HEAD IN! I WILL STOMP YOU OUT!
Stephie Love: Oh. I’m sorry, everyone. HE IS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!!!
Lethal Consequences: :dave: Better had.
Stephie Love: THE INEVITABLE…LEEEEETHAAAAL CONNNNNSEQUEEEEENCES!!!
Flannery McCoy: Quite possibly the most xenophobic and disgusting man in all of professional wrestling, Lethal Consequences this past month or so has been unbearable. The rallies with the gun toting maniacs, the disrespectful rhetoric, I can’t believe his actions during the lead up to this match.
Jake Mercer: You better believe it, baby! The EAW’s savior lives and he was born in the beautiful land of Oakland, California! Fun fact; on his deathbed, legendary bay area rapper told LC to save EAW and he has simply done just that by becoming the greatest National Extreme champion possible.
Stew-O: Elite or Extreme or whatever you want to call it, Lethal has been unstoppable in these championship matches. If anybody was to bet on somebody taking that belt from him, Kassidy would-
Jake Mercer: Would not be who they would bet their money on. She’s too little, she’s too small, and he’s too smart for her. The Mauler stuff she does works on Vixxens and other women and she may have taken a win over LC before, but this is a different man then the guy she beat on Dynasty. This is the EXTREMIST OF THE DECADE and to beat him, you got to be the best and he’s already the best so…yeah. She’s going to have a bad night, guys!
(Ding!! Ding!!)
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences and Kassidy Hear begin circling the ring as the crowd is on their feet for this highly heated match up. The National Elite
Jake Mercer: EXTREME! NATIONAL EXTREME! NATIONAL FUCKING EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP! How many times must we go over this? LC is the reigning and defending National Extreme Champion, Stew! This bias commentary must not continue especially after LC finds a way to defend his belt again tonight.
Flannery McCoy: IF. IF he finds a way to defend his title. LC is not facing some Damsel in distress. That’s former Universal Women’s Champion Kassidy Heart. All decade level competitors on both sides of this ring as both continue to circle one another.
Jake Mercer: Every title can end up in the hands of the female gender but I honestly believe LC is the only man that’s willing to die for their gold here tonight.
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy is the one elitist, male or female, that’s definitely willing to kill to get what she wants as well.
Stew-O: Kass and LC continue their circling as…LC COCKS BACK AND…
Flannery McCoy: …Lethal extends his hand…wait what now?
Lethal Consequences off mic: C’mon, bitch. Shake my hand. Be a good sport. A role model. Bitch :dave:
Stew-O: I can’t believe Lethal Consequences is trying to shake hands with Kassidy Heart right now.
Flannery McCoy: It’s obviously a ploy or a set up for a sneak attack. LC isn’t the type to play fair or be respectful. This entire lead up has been the most disgusting i’ve seen someone behave in EAW in years.
Jake Mercer: Really? You seem to forget the woman he’s facing tried to bite a piece of LC’s face.
Flannery McCoy: You seem to forget that she also won that match.
Stew-O: LC’s hand remains out there as Kassidy looks at the crowd screaming for her to deny him. Kassidy smirks as she slowly reaches her hand out and
Flannery McCoy: THEY ARE SHAKING HANDS! This is already the strangest thing i’ve seen and we aren’t even a minute into the WAIT!
Stew-O: LC throws a wild right hook right at Heart’s head!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy ducks! She still holds his off hand and spins around LC. She turns him inside out and then irish whips him to the ropes. Lethal bounces off the ropes and returns. Spinning heel hook by Kassidy Heart rocks LC as he comes roaring back at her!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy knocks down LC and this isn’t where anybody wants to be with The Mauler as their opponent as Kassidy stands tall and looks down at Lethal.
Flannery McCoy: LC rolls around the mat until he gets to his hands and knees but Kassidy isn’t giving him a chance to breathe. Heart rushes LC immediately and she leaps and HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN TO LC AS HE WAS TRYING TO GET BACK UP! Heart rolls over on the ground and sees Lethal on his back stunned at how quickly she has started this thing off and she gets on her feet.
Jake Mercer: Lethal just wanted to start the match off in a respectful way but that disrespectful Kassidy couldn’t find it in her Heart to do the same. Sad!
Stew-O: What’s sad is this could be the shortest championship match of the night if LC doesn’t get it together. Lethal rolls to his stomach and gets to one knee off the ground as Kassidy charges him again. KICK TO THE CHEST BY KASSIDY TO LC! LC is reeling as Kassidy steps back and winds up. ANOTHER KICK TO THE CHEST BY KASS AS LC IS LEANING NOW ON BOTH KNEES WITH HIS ENTIRE CHEST TURNING RED! Kassidy snarls as she steps back further and aims right for Lethal’s head as she throws a Thrusting Side Ki-NO!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal ducks and slides under Kass! School boy! School boy!
Referee: OOOOOOONNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kick out by Kass but what a counter by Lethal as both competitors roll on the ground before getting to their feet. Kassidy charges Lethal again and HIGH KNEE BY KASSIDY RIGHT TO LC’S HEAD AS SHE ROCKS THE CHAMPION! Kassidy isn’t done…SHE FOLLOWS THROUGH AND HITS A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP AND TAKES DOWN THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy is not letting up as she has managed to display all the offense so far in this match up. Being outweighed by 100 pounds isn’t a deterrent for her at all. It wasn’t in the first match they had on Dynasty and she seems very confident she can win this and relieve Lethal Consequences of his most prized possession.
Stew-O: Kassidy grabs LC by the hair and drags him off the ground as OOH!
Jake Mercer: Gut punch! Gut punch from the ground by LC catches Kassidy off guard. Another punch from Lethal as Kass still has a grip of his hair but can’t control him as he is rising from the ground. LC cocks back and BAM! Another uppercut right to the chin as Kassidy staggers and is forced to let go of LC’s hair. Lethal’s on his feet, standing tall, towering his opponent. The 6 foot 3 LC looks like a behemoth to the 5’4 Kassidy as they stare at eachother near the center of the ring.
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy leaps and throws a forearm and catches LC on the chin. Another forearm…kick to the legs by Kassidy…another kick to the thighs of LC by Kassidy as she leaps once more and HEART PUNCH! Right to that chest of Lethal as LC covers his chest with his hands! Kassidy runs to the ring ropes, bounces off, and charges once more as-
Jake Mercer: LARIAT! STIFF LARIAT! JAPANESE PRO WRESTLING STYLE LARIAT FLIPS KASSIDY HEART INSIDE OUT AND GOD SHE LANDS ON THE BACK OF HER NECK AS LC COLLAPSES AND COVERS HIS CHEST WITH HIS HANDS! LC STILL FEELS THAT HEART PUNCH AND THOSE PRECISE KICKS HE TOOK FROM HEART BUT HE ROLLS KASSIDY OVER OFF HER SIDE AND FLAT ON THE MAT AND GOES FOR ANOTHER COVER!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Solid kick out by Kassidy but my goodness what a filthy lariat by LC!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal has the size and the weight advantage, reach advantage, and has been wrestling longer in EAW then Kassidy yet it seems he’s trying to end this match as quickly as possible. What’s your analysis, Stew?
Stew-O: I think LC is a veteran, a ring general, and a two time hall of fame elitist who has gone years without championship gold and knows deep down that he may have stirred up a fury and angry Kassidy Heart that not only wants to win his championship but wants to hurt him in ways he has never been hurt before.
Flannery McCoy: Do you think it can work? I think the longer this match goes on, the more dangerous Kassidy can get.
Jake Mercer: LC won’t have to worry about that because he’s going to finish her off soon and keep making EAW Extreme again.
Stew-O: LC is off the mat and he’s finally looking like he’s in control as he begins stomping down onto Kassidy on the ground. Those 235 pounds are being driven into the legs of Heart as LC seems to be trying to take her speed away from her. Kassidy is trying to avoid them but he manages to get in a few before screaming at her to get up.
Lethal Consequence off mic: THIS IS ME SCREAMING AT YOU TO GET UP, YOU FUCK BOY!
Flannery McCoy: God, Kassidy is clutching that knee as Lethal backs away and dares her to get off the ground.
Crowd: FUCK YOU LE-THAL!!! (clap clap clap-clap-clap) FUCK YOU LE-THAL!!! (clap clap clap-clap-clap)
Stew-O: Fans letting Lethal have it as Kassidy is slowly getting up off the ground and favoring that knee Lethal was going after. LC sees this and runs right at her and CHOP BLOCK FROM THE SIDE AS HE TARGET THAT KNEE! Kassidy is driven back to the ground as Lethal gets up and begins stomping at her knee mercilessly again! Kassidy looks hurt as LC now grabs that bad leg and begins dragging her to the center of the ring. LC smirks as he looks down at his opponent before running to the ropes, hitting them, and charging back before hopping a bit in the air and DRIVING HIS FOOT ONTO THE FRONT OF THAT BAD KNEE ONCE MORE! Kassidy is in pain as Lethal smiles and I think he’s changing strategies, Flan.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, and it’s working. Went from trying to end this early to trying to take his opponents legs away.
Jake Mercer: Look who’s getting mauled now? Kassidy is favoring that knee as LC is having fun now torturing the SJW’s hero. Lethal looks like he wants to make an example out of her now!
Flannery McCoy: Oh god…
Jake Mercer: Yeah, a real man like GAWD himself Ryan Adams might need to save his wife before Lethal ends his wife’s career. Lethal stands over the downed Heart who is still favoring that leg. Lethal grabs the damaged leg, he grabs the other one, and he’s looking for the finish…LC IS GOING FOR THE BLACKOUT! LETHAL BEGINS TRANSITIONING KASSIDY INTO HIS PATENTED SHARPSHOOTER! KASSIDY IS IN TROUBLE AS LC BEGINS LOCKING HER LEGS IN-
Stew-O: HEART USES ALL HER STRENGTH TO KICK OUT OF THE HANDS OF LC AS LETHAL IS OFF BALANCE BUT STILL STANDING! Kassidy rolls on the ground and gets to one knee as she tries to stand straight up…LC CHARGES WITH ANOTHER VICIOUS LARIAT AND
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY DUCKS! LETHAL SWINGS AND MISSES AS KASSIDY WATCHES HIM TURN AROUND AND SHE LEAPS AND SPEARS!!! KASS WITH THE SPEAR!!! KASS JUST SPEAR LC AND TAKES HIM OFF HIS FEET AS SHE ROLLS OFF HIS BODY! KASSIDY BEGINS CRAWLING AND DRAGGING THAT HURT LEG AND SHE MANAGES TO COVER THE CHAMP!!
Jake Mercer: NOT THIS WAY!
Flannery McCoy: You asked for GAWD and got the GAWD! COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: LETHAL GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES NEARBY AS THE REF SEES THIS AND BREAKS UP THE COUNT!
Flannery McCoy: What a spear by Kassidy as she nearly took the match right there with that maneuver she does as a tribute to her husband.
Jake Mercer: She stole that move and nearly stole Lethal Consequence’s championship.
Stew-O: Heart is slow to get up as is LC, both already having felt a lot of pain from the other. Kassidy is up but still favoring her battered leg as LC’s entire midsection is becoming as red as Cody Marshall’s neck as he too tries to get off the ground. Kassidy sees this and tries to charge but NO! Her knee! Her knee gives out! Kassidy is on one knee as she begins banging her fist against it in frustration! Lethal is up and he sees this and he makes his move now…he grabs Kassidy by her hair and OH MY GOD!
Jake Mercer: The strength of the EXTREMIST OF THE DECADE! LC GRABS KASSIDY BY THE HAIR WITH BOTH HANDS AND HAS HER IN THE AIR! KASSIDY IS SCREAMING AS LC HAS HER SUSPENDED IN MIDAIR BEFORE LETTING HER DROP TO HER FEET AND
Flannery McCoy: EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! LC ROCKS KASSIDY WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT SNAPS HER BACKWARDS AND STAGGERING TOWARDS THE CORNER! ANOTHER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AS LC HITS KASSIDY AGAIN AND FOLLOWS HER TOWARDS THE RING CORNER! KNIFE EDGE CHOP AND THE IMPACT OF IT BACKS HEART RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AS SHE IS NOW STUCK WITH A MAN THAT OUTWEIGHS HER AND HAS A NEAR 10 INCH HEIGHT ADVANTAGE STANDING IN FRONT OF HER!
Jake Mercer: She’s trapped and LC knows this.
Lethal Consequences off mic: You trapped, bitch. And I knows this. :dave:
Stew-O: HARD LEFT TO THE CHIN BY LC! KNIFE EDGE CHOP BY THE CHAMP! ONE MORE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AS KASSIDY IS LEANING AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE WITH NO ESCAPE! Heart drops down to a seated position in the corner as LC…oh god, how crass!
Flannery McCoy: Is…is LC pretending to jerk off at Kassidy? The disrespect! This is awful!
Jake Mercer: I mean, if she didn’t wear such revealing clothing…maybe he would show her some respect! He tried to shake her hand earlier and she attacked him like a coward! I for one stan our perverted Extremist of the Decade!
Stew-O: Lewd behavior aside, Lethal lifts his boot up and begins CHOKING KASSIDY AS SHE SITS PRESSED AGAINST THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE! THE REFEREE SEES THIS AND IS DEMANDING LETHAL TO STOP!
Referee: THAT’S ILLEGAL! LET HER GO!
Lethal Consequence off mic: You illegal.
Referee: OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
FOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRR!!!!!
FI-
Flannery McCoy: He lets go. The referee was ready to disqualify LC but he lets up at the last possible second and Kassidy is on the ground desperately trying to catch her breath. The Mauler is in trouble as LC stands over her and…god! LC SNATCHES KASSIDY UP BY HER HAIR AGAIN!
Stew-O: LC has grabbed another handful of Kassidy’s hair and managed to get her off the ground using his strength and has her pressed against the corner still. Kassidy is in a world of trouble as LC ROCKS HER AGAIN WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! KASSIDY IS LEANING IN THAT CORNER AS LC BEGINS TO TAKE A STEP BACK AND LAUGHS AT THE DAMAGE HE HAS DONE!
Flannery McCoy: He’s cut off the ring and taken away Kassidy’s speed advantage and her ability to move freely. Those targeted knee maneuvers have essentially slowed her down and now that she’s pinned in the corner, she is seemingly stuck and easy pickings for the champion.
Jake Mercer: Oh, look how things changed. I told you both what this match was going to be, this is LC’s crowning achievement in EAW. He said he was going to prove everything he said was true and he’s doing it. Against The Mauler at that. This isn’t the LC that Kassidy beat months ago, this man is the best he’s ever been!
Stew-O: Lethal lifts Kassidy off the floor and sits her onto the top turnbuckle as Kassidy looks depleted. LC begins climbing the corner turnbuckle and is on the second rope with his opponent as Kassidy is simply helpless. I-I think he’s going for a superplex from the very top rope as he stands and gets Kassidy up as well!
Flannery McCoy: This could end this match! Kassidy is on the buckle as is LC, he has her in position as…
Stew-O: GUT PUNCH! Kassidy fights back with a solid shot to the ribs of LC! ANOTHER GUT PUNCH! Kassidy is fighting to avoid this move at all costs! ANOTHER GUT PUNCH AS LC BEGINS LEANING BACKWARDS! BOTH ELITIST ARE NOW STANDING UP RIGHT ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS…MY GOD!!! KASSIDY GRABS THE BACK OF LC’S HEAD AND DRAWS HIS FACE TO HERS!
Jake Mercer: OH MY G O D!!! KASSIDY IS KISSING LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! YOU SEE! SHE LOVES BIG LC!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! OH NO!!! IT’S EVEN WORSE THAN THAT! LETHAL PULLS HIS HEAD AWAY AS HE REVEALS…KASSIDY IS BITING HIS BOTTOM LIP!!! THE HORROR!!! THE INHUMANITY!!! LC IS WAVING HIS ARMS ON THE TOP ROPE SCREAMING AS LOUDLY AS HE CAN AS THE MAULER HAS HER TEETH SINKING INTO HIS BOTTOM LIP!!!!
Jake Mercer: THAT’S ILLEGAL!!! THAT’S EVIL!!! THAT’S DISGUSTING!!!
Flannery McCoy: That’s some extremist shit! The Queen of Ultraviolence finally lets go of LC’s bottom lip as blood is pouring immediately like a faucet from his mouth down his chin! Kassidy turns and hops off the turnbuckle and lands on the ring apron, grabbing the top rope so she doesn’t fall. Kassidy sees LC still on the top turnbuckle, stunned and in unbearable pain as she quickly chops away both his feet! LC FALLS AND…HE LANDS GROIN FIRST ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! THE PAIN IS UNIMAGINABLE!
Jake Mercer: GOODNESS GRACIOUS! WE MAY NEVER GET ANY NEW LC’S WITH HOW HARD HE LANDED ONTO THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE! KASSIDY IS TRYING TO ERASE LC’S HEIRS!!!
Stew-O: Heart has been in a world of trouble in this match but her biting LC’S lip and now dropping him crotch first onto that turnbuckle has changed the momentum once again. Kassidy leaves the apron and enters the ring as she gets to LC, grabs his hair, and yanks him down as she now has him suspended upside down.
Flannery McCoy: LC is in the tree of woe and woe is surely right because he’s now at the mercy of The Mauler!
Stew-O: The blood from that bitten lip is draining from the upside LC down his face as Kassidy has him trapped in the same corner she was just trapped in. Kassidy cocks back and KICK TO THE RIBS! LC IS IN TROUBLE AS KASSIDY WINDS UP AND…ANOTHER KICK TO THE STERNUM! ANOTHER KICK! ANOTHER KICK! AND ONE MORE KICK AS LC’S ENTIRE MIDSECTION IS BEING ABUSED BADLY BY HEART!
Flannery McCoy: This is what I mean about letting the match go on too long. LC had Kassidy in a world of trouble and because of his lollygagging and taunting, he took his eyes off the prize. Kassidy is one of the most technically gifted wrestlers alive regardless of gender, but she is at her best imo when her back is against the wall and she has to be innovative with her offense to get out of situations.
Jake Mercer: So she is at her best when she cheats, got it.
Stew-O: Kassidy still has LC trapped as she watches the blood keep pouring from that lip down from LC’s face to the mat. Kassidy steps back and raises one hand as the crowd is going nuts.
Flannery McCoy: This is a woman who beats to the beat of her own drum. Many people hate her but the subsection of die hard fans in EAW revere her. Tonight, though, she’s the one everyone wants to see win as Lethal Consequences has caused such vitriol and hatred with how he’s been acting and with the things he has said as of late. He’s EAW’s Donald Trump.
Jake Mercer: He’s EAW’s Extremist of the decade and the reigning National Extreme Champion. Pardon him for taking a stand against something he believes in. Pardon LC for fighting for what he thinks is right. Also, he has a large following as well. He had a rally last week that had people lined up for miles to see him speak. He’s a smart man and he has the best words.
Stew-O: He won’t be using the best words with a lip as badly bleeding as that as Kassidy nods her head and charges with A PENALTY KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF LC AND HE MAY BE OUT COLD IN THAT TREE OF WOE!
Flannery McCoy: Heart just kicked LC right in the head like a soccer ball as he tried to block it with his arms but she managed to punch through it and connect beautifully. He looks out like a light and Heart knows it.
Stew-O: Dominating performance so far as Heart looks down and begins squatting to get a better look of LC. She stares at his bloody face as he dangles from the corner and she takes two of her fingers and rubs them against his crimson red face. Kassidy takes her fingers and…she’s rubbing the blood on her lips! Kassidy has rubbed LC’s blood on her lips as she blows a kiss to this live crowd here in Rome, Italy!
Crowd: KASS IS GONNA KILL YOU!!! KASS IS GONNA KILL YOU!!! KASS IS GONNA KILL YOU!!! KASS IS GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Flannery McCoy: Heart is the one doing the taunting now as she looks like she’s ready to end this match finally.
Jake Mercer: …C’mon big LC…c’mon!
Flannery McCoy: :mjpls: Ok there, Jake.
Jake Mercer: NOT THIS WAY!!!! :noah:
Stew-O: Heart lifts the dead weight of LC with all her might and sits him onto the turnbuckle. Kassidy exits the ring, walks on the apron, climbs the turnbuckle from the outside, and is now on top with LC outcold seated as well on the turnbuckle. Kassidy LEAPS OFF THE TOP, FRONT FLIP OVER LC, AND…SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB AS SHE SLAMS LC HARD ON THE MAT! LC IS OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS KASSIDY CRAWLS BEFORE MOUNTING HIM FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NEW CHAMPION!!! NEW-
Referee: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: LC KICKS OUT! LC KICKS OUT! THE STRENGTH FROM WHEREVER HE PULLED THAT IS UNKNOWN TO THE COMMON MAN!!
Jake Mercer: HE LIVES! THANK YOU ALLAH, BUDDAH, AND STEVE JOBS!
Flannery McCoy: I can’t believe he kicked out of that. He is bloody as a pig, was knocked out from the penalty kick, and just got slammed by Kassidy from the top rope with that sunset flip powerbomb and yet…
Jake Mercer: And yet he ain’t done! THAT’S WHAT A MAN DOES! SERENA BENNETT AND SIENNA JADE COULD NEVER!
Stew-O: But LC has as Kassidy rolls off him and gets to her knees. LC is on his back, swinging at the air with his eyes closed. I don’t understand how he survived but he has and Kassidy is also in shock.
Jake Mercer: Everybody shook except big LC and his supporters. We know who is the chosen one. We know this match is his. It’s inevitable. He is inevitable. He is the extremist of the decade and everybody else is just an alt.
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy is slowly getting up as she takes a deep breath and stares with that shocked look before slowly wiping her hands over her face and staring up at the ceiling. Kassidy closes her eyes, she’s chanting something, over and over again.
Kassidy Heart off mic: You just have to kill him. You just have to kill him and leave no doubt. That’s all you have to do. That’s all we have to do. That’s…
Jake Mercer: oh shit…
Stew-O: Kassidy stares down at her bloody opponent as he still is on his back waving his arms as if he was still fighting.
Flannery McCoy: LC looks like he’s swatting flies as he finally opens his eyes and realizes what’s going on. Kassidy is stalking LC as LC is shaking his head on the ground and now is in a seated position. Heart is watching him slowly get off the ground as LC is bent over on both feet. LC has his mouth open, blood still pouring as the camera gets a zoom in on those bite marks that Kass left on his bottom lip. Blood all over his face from being hung upside down and drained by Heart as Kassidy remains behind LC. LC is finally somewhat conscious as he looks for Kassidy…HEART IS BEHIND THE CHAMP AND LEAPS BEFORE PULLING THE CHAMPION BACKWARDS AND SECURING HIS HEAD!
Stew-O: KASSIDY GOES FOR STARGAZING! THE INVERTED DDT! KASSIDY HAS LC IN POSITION AS…NO!!! LC SPINS OUT OF IT! HEART THROWS A THRUSTING SIDE KICK AND LC CATCHES HER FOOT! KASSIDY RESPONDS BY LEAPING IN THE AIR! STEP UP ENZIGURI!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DUCKS BUT KEEPS KASSIDY’S LEG IN HIS HAND! ELBOW TO KASSIDY’S BAD LEG AS KASSIDY BUCKLES TO THE GROUND AND LC STAGGERS ON HIS FEET!
Jake Mercer: THE TIDES HAVE CHANGED AGAIN! LC GRABS KASSIDY BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND THE TOP OF HER TIGHTS! HE HURLS THE SMALL ELITIST NECK FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE ROPES AS KASS IS STUCK NOW! LC RUSHES AS BLOOD GOES FLYING OFF HIS FACE! KASS IS IN POSITION! 619!!!! 619!!! THE AGILITY OF LC AS HE HITS THE TIGER FEINT KICK AND ROCKS KASSIDY OFF THE MIDDLE ROPES BACKWARDS INTO THE RING!! LC BEGINS CLIMBING BACK INTO THE RING AS KASSIDY ROLLS BACKWARDS OVER AND OVER UNTIL SHE IS ON BOTH KNEES!
Stew-O: LC is back and he’s furious as he charges the kneeling Heart and WHAT!! KASS POPS UP OFF THE GROUND AND CHARGES HIM AS WELL!!!
Flannery McCoy: P.C.S. KICK! POST CONCUSSION SYNDROME KICK! HELLUVA KICK OUT OF NOWHERE AS KASSIDY-
Stew-O: NO! LC DUCKS! KASSIDY GOES FLYING OVER AND CRASHES AND BURNS ON THE GROUND! LC SEES KASSIDY FAVORING THAT KNEE AGAIN AS HE CLUTCHES HIS OWN CHEST AND RIBS! LC is standing and hobbling towards his opponent! Kassidy is trying to get off the ground but Lethal snatches her by the hair as he’s been doing and gets her up himself. LC kicks her right in the gut as Kassidy is bent over in front of LC. LC grabs Kassidy by the neck, wraps her body around, ROW’S PEDAL! SWINGING REVERSE STO FROM THE CHAMP DRIVES KASSIDY BACK DOWN AND SHE’S HURT, GUYS!
Flannery McCoy: Both of them are hurt but LC has the situation in his hands as he drives Kassidy to the mat for what has to be the 20th time tonight!
Jake Mercer: Look, I’ll give credit where credit is due. Kassidy has been amazing tonight. Fought with vigor and gave LC all he could take. But, it’s BIG LC WE ARE TALKING ABOUT! EXTREMIST OF THE DECADE! The manliest man to ever live, man. Kassidy was like a wolverine in the ring but now it’s time for LC to bring it home!
Flannery McCoy: I hate to admit it
Jake Mercer: I know you do baby :mjgrin:
Flannery McCoy: But, he might be right.
Stew-O: Maybe but the match isn’t over until we get a pinfall, submission, or disqualification. LC is dragging Kassidy off the ground again as Heart is brought closer to LC. LC turns his back and grabs Kassidy by the head. This may be it. LC LEAPS! ACID REIGN!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: …NO!!!! KASSIDY PUSHES HIM AWAY IN MID AIR AS LC LANDS FLAT ON HIS BACK AND HEART STAGGERS BACKWARDS AND NEARLY FALLS OUT OF THE RING!! HEART IS LEANING ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AS LC IS GETTING UP!!! KASSIDY SPRINGS OUT OF THE ROPES AND LEAPS!!! LC IS UP AS HE LOOKS TO SEE…
Stew-O: HELLUVA KICK BY KASSIDY HEART CONNECTS!!! THE PCS SYNDROME LANDS THIS TIME AS SHE LAYS OUT THE CHAMPION!!!! LC IS OUT COLD AGAIN AS HEART CRAWLS TOWARDS THE RING ROPES AGAIN! KASSIDY EXITS THE RING AND MAKES HER WAY OFF THE GROUND!! HEART IS STANDING ON THE RING APRON WITH BOTH HANDS ON THE TOP ROPE AS THE BUILDING IS GOING NUTS!!!
Flannery McCoy: Heart sees LC down and he isn’t moving! Heart sees LC down and he has moved yet. Kassidy grabs the top rope, LEAPS OFF THE APRON, BOUNCES OFF THE TOP ROPE, FLIES LIKE MICHAEL JORDAN IN THE AIR AS SHE COCKS HER ELBOW BACK AND DRIVES IT DOWN ONTO…
Stew-O: NOTHING!! LC MOVES! LAST SECOND!
Jake Mercer: NOTHING THERE! NOBODY HOME AS KASSIDY LANDS BADLY ONTO HER OWN ELBOW AND LC ROLLS AROUND THE MAT! Kassidy slowly gets off the ground, clutching her elbow as she stands. LC is up, looking so confused but he sees Kassidy with her back to him. Heart turns as LC LEAPS!!!
ACID REIGN!!!!!
Jake Mercer: ACID REIGN!!! DIAMOND CUTTER ONTO KASSIDY HAS HER DOWN FACE FIRST!!! LC IS FLAT ON HIS BACK AS HE STARES UP AT THE LIGHTS!!! THIS ENTIRE BUILDING IS SHOCKED BUT I AM NOT!! LC IS STILL YOUR NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!!
Flannery McCoy: LC pulled that out of nowhere and it looks like this match is over. LC rolls to his stomach, he crawls desperately, he pushes Kassidy off her stomach, he draps one lonely arm and has the cover!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…
Jake Mercer: YES!!! YESS!!! YE-
Referee: NOoOoOoOoO!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NFMGNGJDOFNGIGP!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: The kick out by Kassidy Heart just sent this entire stadium into a frenzy! Kassidy kicks out of the Acid Reign as LC is shocked as everyone else in this building!
Jake Mercer: I’m..I’m speechless!
Flannery McCoy: Let’s hope you stay that way!
Stew-O: Heart has displayed tremendous heart and has lived up to all of her names tonight as this National Elite or Extreme or whatever name you want to call it match goes on.
Flannery McCoy: LC has to be thinking what else can he do? The resilience of Heart and the damage she has done to him has been incredible.
Stew-O: LC drags himself off the ground and begins walking to the corner, as he places his head onto a turnbuckle, and blood still pours from that purple lip of his. He’s breathing heavily, he’s covered in sweat, and he’s looking like he can’t figure out how to keep this woman down. Maybe he realizes now that it doesn’t matter the gender here in EAW. Maybe he understands now that it’s about your effort, your consistency, and your talent more so than your gender or ace. Maybe this is a lesson for-
Lethal Consequences off mic: AIN’T NO WHORE SLUT BITCH BOY BEATING ME! :dave: C’Mere bitch, you got my blood on yo lips…
Flannery McCoy: Or not.
Stew-O: LC is crouching in the corner, he’s screaming at Kassidy to get up as she is on her side trying to get it together. LC looks around as thousands of fans are booing him heavily and he shakes his head at all of them.
Crowd: LC SUCKS!! LC SUCKS!! LC SUCKS!!
Lethal Consequences off mic: :dave: I suck? I’m suck this bitch right up…fuck it. I’m gon’ spear her SJW ass right to hell. Get up, cum mouth cunt. Get that ass up.
Flannery McCoy: LC just said he’s going to spear Kassidy! He’s going to hit her with the move she does as a tribute to her husband! Kassidy is in trouble as she finally is off the ground and has her back to the champion. Kassidy is in the center of the ring as LC is in the corner begging her to stand!
Jake Mercer: YES! YES! SPEAR HER!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy is up!
Jake Mercer: YES! YES! SPEAR HER LC SPEAR HER!!!!
Stew-O: Kassidy turns! Lethal Consequences rushes!
Jake Mercer: :noah: WE ABOUT TO WIN!!!
Flannery McCoy: BICYCLE KICK BY KASSIDY TO LC AS HE BENDS FORWARD IN HIS ATTEMPT TO SPEAR HER! LC IS ROCKED AND KASSIDY SPINS HIM RIGHT AROUND!!! KASSIDY GRABS THE HEAD OF LC FROM BEHIND!!! STARGAZING CONNECTS!!!! FALLING INVERTED DDT DROPS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AS KASSIDY HITS THAT MOVE OUT OF NOWHERE!!
Stew-O: Kassidy rolls over LC’s body as he lays on his back…Kassidy makes her way to his legs…KASSIDY GRABS HIS LEGS AND GETS HIM SET UP…XoXo KASS!!! XoXo KASS IS LOCKED IN!! FIGURE EIGHT SUBMISSION AND LC IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING STUCK!!! KASSIDY HAS THE CHAMP IN TREMENDOUS PAIN AS LC IS SCREAMING AND CRYING FOR HELP!!!
Jake Mercer: …
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy might make the champion tap out in the middle of the ring!
Jake Mercer: Not this way!
Stew-O: Kassidy has LC is clawing and reaching and scratching as the referee walks over to ask him can he continue!
Flannery McCoy: LC…HE GRABS THE BACK OF THE REFEREE’S HEAD WITH ONE HAND!!! KASSIDY HAS THE MOVE LOCKED IN AS LC PULLS THE REF’S HEAD DOWN TO HIS CHEST WITH ONE HAND! LC HAS ONE HAND FREE AND…NO CAL!!!!! THE NO CAL PUNCH TO KASSIDY HEART’S CROTCH HITS AS LC JUST LOW BLOWED KASSIDY WITH THAT PUNCH AS SHE WAS UP IN THAT FIGURE EIGHT SUBMISSION! THE REFEREE COULDN’T SEE BECAUSE HE HAD HIS FACE PULLED TO CLOSE TO LC’S BODY TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! WHO’S THE CHEATER NOW, JAKE?!?
Jake Mercer: I’m so happy, I could kiss you right now! LC THE RESOURCEFUL! HE IS INEVITABLE! HE CAN’T LOSE! THE EXTREMIST OF THE DECADE WOULD NEVER TAP TO A WOMAN!
Stew-O: Kassidy clutches her crotch and is forced to let him go from XoXo Kass as both her and the champ are on the ground and I don’t know what’s left for them.
Jake Mercer: He punched her right in the pussy! Moved on her like a bitch! We never gon’ lose! These bitches gon’ choose! These bitches gon’ be who they is! Walk and talk like Kassidy when in fact she is just not good enough to beat a man like Lethal Consequences. Mama Collar John gave birth to a son who has come to save EAW and Make EAW Extreme Again!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy still holds her crotch as LC is being chastised by the referee for grabbing him.
Referee: I am giving you one last warning, do something like that again and you are disqualified!
Lethal Consequences off mic: Hmm…and I keep my belt, right?
Referee: I mean…if it’s the extreme title, no. If it’s elite, yes. But…wait…
Lethal Consequences off mic: Fuck it! :dave:
Stew-O: LC COCKS BACK HIS HAND AND IS AIMED AT THE REFEREE AS THE REF PUTS HIS HANDS UP TO BLOCK IT!
Flannery McCoy: NO! KASSIDY REACHES UP FROM THE GROUND AND IS UNDER LC…SCHOOL BOY!!! COVER!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEE-NO!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: LC KICKS HER OFF AND ROLLS TO HIS FEET!!! KASSIDY STAGGERS TO HER FEET AS BOTH CHARGE EACH OTHER!!! LC THROWS A LARIAT…KASSIDY WRAPS AROUND HIS BODY!!!! KASSIDY IS ON LC’S SHOULDERS AS SHE HAS HIM IN A CRUCIFIX LIKE POSITION ON HIS FEET!!! LC IS FIGHTIN!! LC IS TRYING TO BREAK FREE!!! BAM!!!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY PUNCHES LETHAL IN THAT BUSTED LIP!!! ANOTHER PUNCH!!! THE PAIN DROPS HIM TO ONE KNEE!! ANOTHER PUNCH!!! BOTH KNEES!!! ONE MORE PUNCH AS LC LANDS ON HIS STOMACH AND KASSIDY SECURES THE NEIMAN MARCUS OF WRESTLING MOVES! KASSIDY WRAPS THE SHOULDERS OF LC AROUND AND LOCKS HIM IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! BLOOD IS MAKING A PUDDLE UNDER LC’S FACE AS HE LOOKS PALE!!! KASSIDY HAS HIM STUCK AND LC’S EYES ARE FADING!!!
Jake Mercer: I think I’m gonna cry!
Flannery McCoy: Cry all you want because LC is slowly passing out! LC is out!!! The pain from the move as
Jake Mercer: NO!!! LC ISN’T OUT!!! LC IS FIGHTING!!! LC IS FIGHTING!!! KASSIDY IS SCREAMING BUT LC IS TOO STRONG!!! LC IS AWAKE AND HE IS USING ALL HIS POWER TO PUSH HIS BODY OFF THE GROUND!!! KASS’S SUBMISSION ISN’T LOCKED IN ANYMORE AND SHES BACK INTO A CRUCIFIX HOLD AS LC GETS TO ONE KNEE!! PUNCH TO THE LIP BY KASS TO LC BUT HE KEEPS RISING!!! ANOTHER PUNCH AND NOW HE’S STANDING WITH HEART ON HIS SHOULDERS AGAIN!!! LC WILL NOT TOP!!! LC WILL NOT QUIT!! LC WILL NEVER DIE!!!
Stew-O: LC MIRACULOUSLY IS ON HIS FEET WITH HEART ON HIS SHOULDERS!! Kassidy tries to punch him but LC begins airplane spinning her and himself furiously! Round and round both of them go! LC is moving so quickly, Kassidy can barely hold on! Heart lets go of his arms and his legs as she goes flying off his shoulders and onto the ground. LC stands dizzy, him standing at all is defying all logic and information we know about the human body. The blood loss, the damage dealt by Kassidy throughout this match, he’s displaying a inhumane level of stamina as Heart is back to her feet and charges at LC!
Jake Mercer: Kick to the gut by the champ! LC hoists Kassidy back to his shoulders! Kassidy is on Lethal’s shoulders and I think he’s finally ready to end this charade! LC has her and he’s going for his ultimate finisher; GTJ!!! LETHAL IS GOING FOR THE GO TO SLEEP AS HE LIFTS KASSIDY IN THE AIR AND THROWS A KNEE THAT CONNECTS RIGHT TO HER
Flannery McCoy: NO!!!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY CATCHES HIS KNEE BEFORE HE HITS THE GO TO SLEEP!!! Kassidy drops LC’s knee and KNEE TO THE CHIN FROM HEART TO LC AS RETALIATION!!! LC IS OUT ON HIS FEET AS THAT KNEE LANDS RIGHT ON THE CHIN!! KASSIDY LEAPS AND WRAPS AROUND LC ONCE AGAIN!! THIS TIME SHE GRABS THE ARM AND GETS HIM IN A KIMURA LOCK!!! SHE TAKES LC TO THE GROUND!!! THIS IS IT!!!
THANK YOU, NEXT!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE ULTIMATE MOVE IN KASSIDY’S ARSENAL!! Thank you, Next! The Kimura Lock and Fujiwara armbar combination! Kassidy is not letting up as she STOMPS right on LC’s head! Over and over and over and over!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Over and over as LC is unresponsive! Lethal Consequences isn’t fighting out and is helplessly being stomped as Kassidy is screaming and sweating and putting every last bit of energy she has left! The stomps are starting to miss but she keeps throwing them and LC is unprotected as the referee is staring and hoping and asking if he can continue!
Jake Mercer: I’ma kill myself! LC!!! ONE LAST PUSH!! ONE LAST BURST!!! C’MON LC STANS! GIVE HIM OUR ENERGY!!! RAISE YOUR HANDS!!! HE’S GONNA SPIRIT BOMB HIS WAY OUT OF-
Referee: That’s it, ring the bell!
(Ding!! Ding!! Ding!!)
Stew-O: It’s over! It’s over!
Jake Mercer: NO! He never tapped! He never quit! He’s been robbed!!!
Flannery McCoy: He could have died had the referee not stepped in, he was clearly out cold and Kassidy wasn’t going to stop!
Jake Mercer: That was all illegal. ALL OF IT! FROM THE BITING TO THE ILLEGAL STOMPING! THE REF MUST DQ KASSIDY AND GIVE LC HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Stew-O: Jake…I don’t think that’s what’s happening.
(The referee walks over to Stephie Love and speaks to her as she nods and walks away to grab the microphone.)
Stephie Love: Due to his inability to respond to the referee, this match has been stopped. Here is your winner…and NEWWWWWWWWWW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION…KASSSSSSSIDDDDDYYYY…HEEEEEEAAAAARRRTTT!!!!!
(‘Monster’ by Kanye West plays as the majority of the fans cheer at the match that took place as Kassidy kicks away from LC and remains seated on the canvas. The referee is handed the belt as he holds it and she sits staring at Lethal Consequences, who is out cold, face down, and eyes closed. Kassidy is speaking softly to herself, sniffling at the snot running from the exertion as her music plays on.)
Jake Mercer: I’m speechless.
Flannery McCoy: You said that last time and have kept talking.
Jake Mercer: Lethal was supposed to change EAW. He was supposed to prove himself. He was supposed to end this SJW nonsense and I don’t know what to say.
Flannery McCoy: Say something nice then, you idiot. Lethal Consequences may have had one of the most prolific championship runs with that belt of the past few years. Jack Ripley had one hell of a reign but LC just had one of the most memorable National Elite/Extreme reigns in EAW history. Dirty tactics aside, the way he muscled his way out of Kass’s Neiman Marcus of Wrestling Moves and nearly took her head off with his GTJ finisher, it was some of the most inspirational wrestling I can say i’ve seen from him.
Jake Mercer: It hurts all the same but I guess you are right. LC was every bit as manly and champion-like as he could be. I’m so proud of the undisputed EXTREMIST of the decade and
Flannery McCoy: With that said, get that misogynist asshole out of here! Kassidy Heart just scored one for women everywhere and has won her first National Elite Championship!
Stew-O: LC might deserve another hall of fame ring after that fight but Kassidy has unquestionably earned her new championship. My god, what a match!
(Kassidy looks up and sees her belt being held by the referee. Kassidy gets off the ground, snatches her belt, and holds it in her hands as she stares at the gold prize she just earned. Kassidy lifts the belt to her face, and gives it a kiss before throwing it over her shoulder and exiting the ring. Kassidy gingerly walks up the ramp, not looking anywhere but up as her mouth remains open. Her music plays on as LC is being helped off the ground by the referee.)
Lethal Consequences off mic: Fucking…get off…get off me. :dave:
Stew-O: WAIT!! ACID REIGN!!! LC JUST DIAMOND CUTTER’S THE REFEREE! LC just dropped the referee where he stood as the crowd boos him again! LC sits in the ring, staring down at the mat, shaking his head, and clearly he isn’t happy with no longer being champion.
Jake Mercer: HE LIVES!!!
Flannery McCoy: He lives but he lives a new life post National Extreme champion status. I don’t know what’s next for him but LC definitely won’t be in the mood for anybody else’s nonsense that’s for damn sure! The Mauler is the champ but for how long?!
(Camera transitions backstage to Sofia Clarke who is seen standing by with a microphone in hand)
Sophia Clarke: What an event King of Elite has been thus far! Right now I am with someone who is sure to keep the excitement for this event going in one of the biggest matches of the whole night, Drake King!
(Drake King appears on the frame to boos with a smug look)
Drake King: Make it quick Sophie.
Sofia Clarke: So you’re in what can arguably be considered the biggest match of your career, but this isn’t your first world title shot so what separates this one from all of the others?
Drake King: Unlike some people in this company who get complacent and completely fall off, I never stop getting better. Each and every single day I get better and improve at a pace that has never been witnessed before in this company. I’m better than I was at Road to Redemption and not only am I better than I was at Road to Redemption, there are no liabilities in my match this go round, that means I get a one on one shot at TLA with no deadweight in my way. No dumb spot monkeys or edgy suicidal idiots who care more about having a “holy shucks” moment than to actually win the title.
Sofia Clarke: What will you do if you don’t win?
Drake King: You think I’m coming into this match thinking what if I don’t win? Come on Sophia you’re better than that. Losing is not an option for me, I’ve been in this position before and I am not going back to the back of the line, I will do everything in my power to beat TLA and win that title and that’s just it. There is no what if for me, what if YOU actually knew how to do your job? Then I wouldn’t be standing here looking at you like the idiot that you are. Instead, here we are. You and everybody else who doubts my ability to show up when the lights are the brightest better be prepared to eat your words. I understand that the pace in which I am continuously elevating in this company to the point where me getting any better is just unfathomable, but I am not ordinary. I’m better than I was at Territorial Invasion, better than I was at Road to Redemption, and it’s gonna show tonight, it’s gonna be more than enough.
Sophia Clarke: What do you think about any naysayers who don’t believe you have what it takes?
Drake King: I don’t care what they think. I’ve been dealing with naysayers since I’ve made a name for myself in this company dating back to last years King of Elite when Ryan Wilson tried to call my match the piss break and here we are a year later and he still can’t find himself a slot on the actual match card while I’m about to win the world championship he’ll never get a chance to sniff in his life. Here’s what’s gonna happen, I’m gonna beat TLA and he’s gonna go back to being the afterthought reduced to nothing more than comedic relief that he was for the first 10 years of his career. I’m going to be met with a weird mix of love and hate, most of that love will probably come from Viz who seems to have some weird crush on me and then of course Sierra and Jake will always be on my side, then you’ll have the bitter Dynasty elitists who make any excuses for their shortcomings by taking shots at me for doing what they fail to do in 2020.
(Drake starts sarcastically counting his fingers signaling the amount of naysayers he will have)
Drake King: You know, especially Cage, who seems to be stuck in 2011 and won’t shut up about how people overlooked him when he was an untalented rookie with no redeeming qualities. Because of that he thinks that people are overlooking him now, but the reality is that he’s a washed up jaded veteran with nothing to show for but an overrated championship reign that nobody cares about. So I’m sure he’s going to project whatever hatred and insecurities he has onto me and compare me to Kawajai and Moonlight Predator, whoever the heck those guys are. Then his best pal Impact is going to probably take shots at me whenever he awakens from his slumber to cut a promo and act like he’s too above going back and forth with people like me because he’s done it all already in lesser eras where he played hot potato with world championships with his pals. But hey whatever, being lazy, unsatisfying, and leaving much to be desired is his forte, just ask Sienna Jade. Speaking of Sienna Jade’s lovers, EAW’s resident Joycelyn Savage will do her usual woe is me act where she acts like she is being held back or overlooked because she’s not holding every world championship in the company at once. We all know the incoming Kassidy Heart sob story is going to happen where I’m the villain, even as National Elite Champion she won’t be happy, it’s just going to be inevitable that my reign overshadows her and she’ll once again find a way to make herself the victim instead of getting better. I’m ready for it all though, I’ve been ready for a long time and this is what it all leads up to. TLA I hope you enjoyed your time at the top, but it’s my turn now. Everybody else… eat your hearts out.
(Drake pushes the mic away and walks away leaving Sophia in the dust)
James Peters (in the background): …You better keep your hands to yourself as I join your table for this match, Gavin! >:(
Gavin Kirkland (in the background): I’ll keep my hands to myself. No worries. :mjgrin:
James Peters (in the background): Anyway, we move on to a number one contender’s match for the Unified Tag Team Championships! The winner of this match will get themselves a future opportunity at those Tag Titles!
Gavin Kirkland (in the background): Not only that, James, but it will be underneath Tornado Tag Team rules. No disqualification, no count outs. Anyone can be pinned at any time as long as it’s inside the ring! I’m expecting for craziness to ensue in this match up!
James Peters (in the background): Feels like a typical episode of Voltage to me, but that’s more than okay! Fire and Ice vs. The ILLIONAIRES! Who will walk out of Rome with a future opportunity at the Unified Tag Team Championships? We’ll find that out now!
(“Dark Horses” by Switchfoot blasts through the speakers. The fans in the Stadio Olimpico rise to their feet in a standing ovation as Fire and Ice — Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts come out from the back in their matching ring gear as they look around the arena with all the fans cheering and screaming their heads off.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH AND SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL —
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST…WEIGHING IN THE COMBINED WEIGHT OF 377 POUNDS…THEY ARE THE TEAM OF REX MCALLISTER AND THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION, RAVEN ROBERTS…..THEY ARE FIRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE ANNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDD ICCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: Fire and Ice debuted in the Tag Team Grand Prix back in 2018. They may not have won the entire thing, but they found themselves getting closer. Eventually, they formed a relationship, which led to an engagement and now, they’re getting married in a few months! :wow:
Gavin Kirkland: I think my invitation got lost in the mail. Come on, I’ll officiate the wedding. :noah: Fire and Ice were the tag team that Jenny Punk decided to make The ILLIONAIRES earn their shot at the Unified Tag Team Championships after they failed at defeating Heavenly Hell at Road to Redemption.
James Peters: It’s very noble of Jenny Punk wanting her so-called ‘pet projects’ to earn their own opportunities, but Fire and Ice are ruthless! They want to win this match, Gavin! They want that opportunity. As two of the hardest working people on the Voltage brand, there is no stopping them.
(“Dark Horse” fades as “Money and the Power” by Kid Ink replaces it. The crowd gives a mixed ovation as The ILLIONAIRES — Ahren Fournier and Chris Elite walk out in their matching fur coats. Both members are talking strategy amongst each other before focusing their attention on Fire and Ice.)
Gina Romano: …AND THEIR OPPONENTS…WEIGHING IN THE COMBINED WEIGHT OF 420 POUNDS…THEY ARE THE TEAM OF ‘THE GOAT’ AHREN FOURNIER AND ‘GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS’ CHRIS ELITE…THEY ARE THE ILLLLLLLLLLIIIIIOOOOOOOONNNNNAAAAAAIIIIIRRRRREEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: These haven’t been so talkative until the end of the week, but they told me that they have been cooking up with a plan to make sure that The ILLIONAIRES walk out as the winners in this match! They feel confident that they are the stronger team. They have better chemistry and confidence. These two may not look like they’re motivated; however, when put in these situations, they deliver and exceed expectations. Sure, it didn’t work out well at Road to Redemption, but winning this match would be an amazing way to comeback and prove that they are the hottest tag team in this company.
James Peters: There is a market value with The ILLIONAIRES. They are Jenny Punk’s investment, but this investment for her hasn’t worked out well as of late. The ILLIONAIRES need to win this match and prove that they haven’t lost their touch. They didn’t peak at Reasonable Doubt! Rex and Raven have proven to be the best. If there is anyone in this match that needs to prove something, it’s The ILLIONAIRES!
Gavin Kirkland: IT SEEMS LIKE FIRE AND ICE AREN’T GOING TO WAIT FOR THE ILLIONAIRES TO GET INTO THE RING! THEY ARE LOOKING TO BEGIN THIS TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH RIGHT NOW!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
James Peters: The referee is just going to begin this match! Rex McAllister goes after Chris Elite! Raven Roberts goes after Ahren Fournier! From the get-go, this match is starting off in an intense way, Gavin! Chris and Rex are trading punches with each other! Ahren whips Raven to the barricade, but Raven is able to stop herself as she counters the whip! Ahren goes crashing against the barricade, but Raven runs towards Ahren before caving her knee against his head! No! Ahren manages to move out of the way as Raven’s right leg is over the barricade! Raven’s other leg is on the other side of the barricade, but Ahren Fournier gets Raven’s left leg before throwing her over the barricade! Ahren goes over the barricade with Raven as the security guards are telling some of the fans in the arena to move the hell out of the way! Ahren gets one of the steel chairs, slams it shut —
Gavin Kirkland: AHREN FOURNIER SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR TO THE SPINE OF RAVEN ROBERTS! Ahren throws that steel chair to the side before picking up Raven to her feet! Ahren’s body is behind a group of steel chairs! Ahren gets Raven in position before delivering a snap suplex to the Universal Women’s Champion! It seems like Fire and Ice’s attempt to bring the fight to The ILLIONAIRES haven’t worked well in their favor! I think it’s pretty intelligent for The ILLIONAIRES to separate Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts from each other.
Speaking of Rex McAllister, he rolls Chris Elite back inside the ring! Chris manages to get back to a vertical base before grabbing Gawd Given Greatness by his right arm and Irish whipping him to the corner! Rex rushes towards Chris in the corner before connecting with a yakuza kick! Chris almost falls to a seated position, but not quite yet! Rex begins to throw some forearms to the forehead of Chris, before pulling him closer and connecting with a northern lights suplex with a bridge! Rex is hoping to get a victory for Fire and Ice!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
James Peters: Not quite yet, Gavin! Chris Elite manages to bridge himself out of the northern lights! He turns himself around, but Rex manages to kick Chris in the ribs! Rex McAllister is a former two-time World Champion for no reason! He is a tremendous athlete and each time he is in the squared circle, he gives it everything that he has! Rex begins to throw some side handed chops to the chest of Chris! With each chop, Chris finds himself backing towards the horizontal ropes! Rex continues to throw these chops, making the chest of Chris Elite go pink! Rex goes to Irish whip Chris onto the other set of horizontal ropes!
Chris manages to rebound them before connecting with a kitchen sink, which catches Chris off guard! Chris is in a seated position before Rex connects with a grounded dropkick! Chris falls back as Rex goes for another pinfall attempt, but Chris manages to kick out quickly before the referee could get in position for the count!
Gavin Kirkland: Where the hell is Raven Roberts and Ahren Fournier? Can we pan the camera to them?
(As Gavin Kirkland wishes, the camera manages to find Ahren Fournier and Raven Roberts. Ahren is grabbing Raven up by her hair and heading towards the stairs.)
Gavin Kirkland: We go from the actual wrestling match between Rex McAllister and Chris Elite to the fight happening when the sea of the EAW Universe as Raven Roberts seems to be catching a breather by sitting on the bottom of the stairs!
James Peters: It seems like not for long as Ahren Fournier runs towards Raven before connecting with a superkick as ‘The Bird of Prey’ falls into a seated position on the bottom step! I think this was a breather for Raven, but it seems like Ahren is not going to give Raven any opportunity to get the offense into this match! Ahren runs towards Raven before connecting with a giant knee to the face of the champion!
Gavin Kirkland: No! Raven Roberts manages to move out of the way! Raven takes a few steps back! Ahren Fournier is able to stop himself from tripping and fall face-first from the stairs as he turns around! RAVEN RUNS TOWARDS AHREN! THE BEAK BREAKER CONNECTS! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL TILT-A-WHIRL STUNNER FROM A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN SUCH AS RAVEN ROBERTS! AHREN GOES FLYING BACK IN THE PROCESS!
Raven gets Ahren to a vertical base, grabbing by his head before pointing on the metal handrailing of the stairs! Raven points to that as the sea of EAW fans are encouraging her to utilize that metal handrailing! RAVEN CHARGES FOR THE METAL HANDRAILING BEFORE THROWING AHREN FOURNIER HEAD FIRST AGAINST IT! AHREN COLLAPSES TO A SEATED POSITION ON THE STAIRS AS RAVEN GETS AHREN BY HIS RIGHT ARM! RAVEN PUTS HIS ARM THROUGH THE HOLE OF THE RAILING AND PULLS HIM! THE SIDE OF ‘THE GOAT’S FACE COLLIDES WITH THE METAL HANDRAILING! ALSO, I BELIEVE THAT RAVEN INJURED AHREN’S ARM IN THE PROCESS!
James Peters: I don’t think that the Universal Women’s Champion is done, Gavin! Raven Roberts still has a hold of Ahren Fournier’s right arm before positioning it on top of the handrail! Ahren’s arm is dangling on the other side, closer to Raven! RAVEN WITH AN ARMBAR! RAVEN WITH AN ARMBAR! RAVEN IS NOT ABLE TO GET A SUBMISSION VICTORY HERE, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN THAT SHE CAN CREATE AN INJURY TO HOLD AHREN AND THE ILLIONAIRES BACK! YOU CAN HEAR AHREN’S CRIES OF PAIN! THAT DOESN’T SEEM TO BE THE MOST PLEASANT MOVE AT THE MOMENT! RAVEN IS A WONDERFUL TECHNICIAN AND I BELIEVE THAT DOESN’T GET THE CREDIT THAT IT DESERVES!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts releases the hold as Ahren Fournier gets his arm the hell away from Raven! You can see Ahren clutching to his right arm at the moment, but I’m hoping that it doesn’t play much of a factor going into the match! Raven gets Ahren’s head and bounces it off the metal handrailing again as he falls back! Raven hopes over to the other side of the handrailing before climbing up the stairs! Ahren stumbles down the stairs as he’s clutching to his arm! I have no idea what Raven Roberts has in store, but this can’t be good for Ahren at all! Raven runs down the stairs and towards Ahren! She lands on the back of Ahren Fournier —
James Peters: CANADIAN DESTROYER! HOLY SHIT! HOW IN THE HELL DID RAVEN DO THAT?!?!?! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Gavin Kirkland: I have no clue, but that Canadian Destroyer took down Ahren Fournier! In a way, it seems like it took Raven Roberts down, but this woman doesn’t stay down for too long! Raven manages to get back to a vertical base before hyping up the crowd! Meanwhile, with Chris Elite and Rex McAllister…
James Peters: Rex McAllister and Chris Elite took their match to the outside! For those wondering what the hell happened with them and how Chris Elite managed to get the upper hand of the match, look at this replay.
(REPLAY: After Rex McAllister went for another pinfall attempt, Chris Elite managed to connect with a Headshot out of nowhere. This makes Rex stumble back against the ropes before Chris clotheslines Rex outside of the ring. Rex shakes off the pele kick as he grabs Chris from his ankles and pulls him out of the ring. The two Elitists begin to throw punches with each other.)
Gavin Kirkland: Chris Elite battery rams Rex McAllister with the edge of the apron! Chris gets Rex away from the apron again, only to battery ram the former two-time World Champion again! Chris gets Rex by his arm before whipping him towards our table! No! Chris manages to stop himself from colliding with our desk! Rex rushes towards Chris, BUT CHRIS GETS ON TOP OF OUR TABLE, USES IT TO FLIP HIMSELF AND STAND BEHIND REX! CHRIS TURNS REX AROUND BEFORE SMACKING THE SHIT OUT OF REX! REX’S FACE IS TURNED TO THE SIDE FOR THAT SMALL SECOND, BUT CHRIS TAKES ADVANTAGE OF IT BEFORE PUSHING HIM TO THE STEEL RING POST! JESUS CHRIS, REX’S HEAD GOES BOUNCING OFF THE STEEL RING POST! :lupe:
James Peters: Rex McAllister stumbles down to a seated position! Chris Elite takes a few steps back before connecting with a sliding forearm that takes down ‘The Rex Master.’ Chris begins to throw a series of punches to the forehead of Rex! It’s this aggression from Chris Elite that makes him so dangerous in these types of matches! Chris gets back to a vertical base before separating the steel steps! Chris gets the top half of the steel steps off before placing Rex McAllister’s head on the bottom half of the steel steps! Oh my god, what does he have in store? :lupe: Chris elbows Rex in the head a couple of times, making sure that Rex stays down! Chris goes to get the top half of the steel steps and raises it above his head! I can’t look at this, Gavin!
Gavin Kirkland: LOW BLOW!!!!
James Peters: IT’S RAVEN ROBERTS!!! Chris Elite drops the top half of the steel steps to the side as he clutches on to his crown jewels! The look of pain on ‘Gawd Given Greatness’ face is enough to take him down to his knees! RAVEN ROBERTS HAS THAT FOCUSED LOOK ON HER FACE AS SHE RUNS TOWARDS HIM! TALON!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: The claymore kick connects to the back of Chris Elite’s skull! Chris falls face-first as Raven Roberts rushes over to check on her fiance! Rex McAllister gives her a reassuring nod before Raven gets Chris and rolls him back into the ring! Chris is knocked out by the Talon as Raven goes for the cover!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THR–
James Peters: Chris Elite gets a shoulder up! Raven Roberts is back up to her feet! She is gesturing for Chris to get back to his feet! Raven runs towards Chris — BEAK BREAKER! THE TILT-A-WHIRL STUNNER THAT WE SAW RAVEN USE WITH AHREN FOURNIER EARLIER IN THIS MATCH! CHRIS GOES FLYING BACK TOWARDS THE VERTICAL ROPES! THE BEAK BREAKER DIDN’T TAKE OUT CHRIS ENTIRELY! Chris is clutching to those ropes for some sort of assistance as Raven rushes towards him! Chris manages to flip her outside of the ring, but Raven catches herself on the apron! Chris manages to turn herself around as Raven pulls down the ropes and connects with a pele kick! Chris stumbles back as Raven uses the ropes to springboard herself inside the ring! Chris manages to get himself back to his feet before connecting with a springboard arm drag!
Gavin Kirkland: No! Wait! Raven Roberts doesn’t release the arm drag completely! She has Chris Elite by his right arm as she flips herself around — WING BREAKER! THE WING BREAKER IS APPLIED TO THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! OH MY GOD! CHRIS ELITE IS COMPLETELY TRAPPED! CHRIS’ ARM IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BED LIKE THAT! CHRIS IS TRYING TO GET TO THE BOTTOM ROPE, BUT HE SEEMS TO BE STRUGGLING! HE IS RAISING HIS HAND UP! I THINK HE MAY NEED TO SUBMIT HERE! AHREN FOURNIER IS LIKE SLEEPING SOMEWHERE IN THE SEA OF EAW FANS! :lupe:
James Peters: LOOK, GAVIN! FROM THE TOP ROPE!!
Gavin Kirkland: DOUBLE FOOT STOMP FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! RAVEN ROBERTS EATS THAT FOOT STOMP! She releases the Wing Breaker in the process as Ahren Fournier finds himself back in the match! Ahren races over to Chris Elite and helps his fellow ILLIONAIRE back to his feet! They both look down on Raven Roberts, who is still trying to recover from that double foot stomp! Ahren gets Raven up to her feet, before getting her in position for a backdrop! Chris follows that up with a standing moonsault on Raven! Chris in position for the cover!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
James Peters: ‘The Bird of Prey’ manages to kick out! Rex McAllister is still down at ringside, trying to recover and I know that he’s trying to recover as fast as possible! The ILLIONAIRES get Raven Roberts back to her feet! Both of them get each arm before connecting with a hip toss! Ahren manages to connect with a cartwheel and connect with a dropkick to Raven’s face! Chris connects with a cartwheel of his own to dropkick Raven shortly after! Raven falls to her back as Chris stands behind Raven before connecting with a standing moonsault on the Universal Women’s Champion! Raven is clutching to her stomach in pain! Ahren Fournier gets Raven to her feet before The ILLIONAIRES pick up Raven on each side of her! They lift her high!! :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: DOUBLE BACKBREAKER ON RAVEN ROBERTS! SHE LANDED ON BOTH OF THE ILLIONAIRES’ KNEES! YOU CAN SEE THE PAIN ON THAT POOR WOMAN’S FACE! SOMEONE HELP HER!
(Gavin Kirkland rises out of his chair.)
Gavin Kirkland: MAYBE, I SHOULD HELP HER!
James Peters: WE ARE NOT DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN WITH YOU!
(James Peters drags Gavin Kirkland back down to his seat.)
Gavin Kirkland: Look at The ILLIONAIRES though, James! So confident and skilled! That’s the type of talent that you can expect from the Showdown brand!
James Peters: Voltage better.
Gavin Kirkland: Speaking of Voltage, Rex McAllister slides underneath the bottom rope, bUT THE ILLIONAIRES SPOT REX! LIKE A PACK OF WOLVES, THE ILLIONAIRES BEGIN TO STOMP ON REX! SEE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO SAVE YOUR WOMAN, REX? YOU GET THE ILLIONAIRES ATTACKING YOU! The ILLIONAIRES get Rex back to his feet! Each member gets Rex’s arm before whipping him towards the ropes! The ILLIONAIRES bend down, hoping to stop Rex in his tracks, BUT REX MANAGES TO SLIDE UNDERNEATH THE ILLIONAIRES! AN UPPERCUT TO AHREN FOURNIER! AHREN GOES BACK! UPPERCUT TO CHRIS ELITE! REX MCALLISTER GETS BACK TO HIS FEET! Ahren runs towards Rex, but Rex throws Ahren headfirst through the middle rope! Ahren manages to land on the apron, but Rex manages to get Ahren by his head! Rex pulls Ahren away! Ahren’s feet are dangling off the middle rope as Rex connects with a headlock DDT! Rex pulls Ahren away from the ropes as he goes for the cover!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
James Peters: CHRIS ELITE BREAKS UP THE COUNT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT, RAVEN ROBERTS JUMPS ON CHRIS ELITE WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! RAVEN IS PUNCHING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF ‘GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS!’ CHRIS IS TRYING TO COVER HIS FACE, BUT RAVEN IS NAILING HIM WITH EACH SHOT! AHREN GETS BEHIND RAVEN, TRYING TO PULL HER AWAY FROM HIS PARTNER! RAVEN NAILS ‘THE GOAT’ WITH A PUNCH AS WELL! That staggered him a bit, but Ahren nails Raven with a knee to her ribs! Raven clutches her stomach in response to that! Ahren nails her with a punch as she completely falls to her knees! Ahren decides to back up! He forms a smirk on that goat face of his! He has her in perfect position for the curbstomp! STORYBOOK ENDING ON THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!
James Peters: NO! RAVEN ROBERTS MANAGES TO SIDE STEP, BUT REX MCALLISTER MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH A SLINGSHOT THAT SENDS ONE-HALF OF THE ILLIONAIRES DOWN! Rex gets turned around by Chris Elite and nailed with a forearm! Rex staggers back again as Chris rebounds himself from the horizontal set of ropes! But, Rex is able to put a stop to that with a hip toss! Chris makes it back to his feet, but Rex manages to get Chris in position before connecting with a snap suplex! Ahren Fournier goes after Rex, but Rex manages to connect with a snap suplex! Look at this, Gavin!
(Raven Roberts manages to use the assistance of the ropes to get back to a vertical base. Rex McAllister looks at his fiancee from across the ring. The two of them take some time to stare at each other and adjust to the situation they are in. They look at the sea of EAW fans, who are rooting for them and hoping that they are able to succeed tonight.)
Gavin Kirkland: Fire and Ice are beginning to realize that Ahren Fournier is starting to scramble to his feet! Both members of Fire and Ice form smirks on their faces! I think they’re beginning to realize that they are in perfect position for something! Both Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts go towards Ahren — KICKING IT TO HIGH GEAR!! DOUBLE YAKUZA KICKS TO AHREN FOURNIER! HE EATS A YAKUZA KICKS FROM FRONT AND BACK! JESUS CHRIST, AHREN COLLAPSES TO HIS KNEES! Both Rex and Raven wait for Ahren to get back to his feet before connecting with a double dropkick! Ahren is on the ground as Raven connects with a knee drop on the ILLIONAIRE! Raven with the cover!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
James Peters: Ahren Fournier gets a shoulder up! The ILLIONAIRES are still in this match up!
Gavin Kirkland: OUT OF NOWHERE, CHRIS ELITE THROWS A STEEL CHAIR TOWARDS RAVEN ROBERTS’ WAY! OH MY, I THINK THAT HE MAY HAVE KNOCKED OUT RAVEN WITH THAT CHAIR! Chris manages to get his hands on the chair, slams it shut and rams the chair onto the ribs of Rex McAllister! CHRIS SLAMS THE STEEL CHAIR ONTO THE SPINE OF REX! CHRIS SLAMS THE STEEL CHAIR ONTO REX’S SPINE AGAIN! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN! TWELVE! CHRIS OPENS THE STEEL CHAIR UP AND SETS IT UP! HE GETS REX BY HIS FACE BEFORE SLAMMING REX FIRST ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! Rex goes back as Ahren rolls himself out the ring and looks underneath the skirt of the apron! Ahren is bringing some toys out as he throws them inside the ring!
James Peters: Ahren Fournier has his hands on a trash can and lid, a few kendo sticks and a few steel chairs. This just feels like a typical episode of Voltage at the moment, but I don’t mind that! Ahren and Chris get Raven Roberts up to her feet, but you can see that this woman is defenseless at the moment. The last thing that anyone should do is call Raven Roberts a damsel in distress because she’s never needed a man to rescue her. Ahren and Chris get Raven by her arms and intertwine her arms within the ropes! RAVEN IS COMPLETELY STUCK AND UNABLE TO FREE HER HANDS AT THE MOMENT! AHREN GETS HIS HAND ON A KENDO STICK AS HE SWINGS IT TOWARDS RAVEN! :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN ROBERTS LETS OUT A CRY OF PAIN AS THE KENDO STICK SWINGS AT HER STOMACH! AHREN FOURNIER FORMS AN EVIL GRIN ON HIS FACE AS HE HITS RAVEN STOMACH FIRST WITH THE KENDO STICK AGAIN! ONCE AGAIN, YOU CAN HEAR THE CRY OF PAIN COMING FROM RAVEN ROBERTS, BUT RAVEN IS REFUSING TO SHED ANY TEARS. This woman is as strong as she looks and she is doing everything in her power to hide the pain that these kendo stick shots are inflicting on her! At this moment, she looks more than pissed off as she is unable to free her hands from the ropes! Ahren swings the kendo stick at Raven for a third time!
James Peters: NO CRY OF PAIN FROM RAVEN ROBERTS!!! SHE HAS A STRAIGHT FACE!!!
(Raven Roberts gives an intense and deadly look at Ahren Fournier, who seems caught off guard by her reaction.)
Raven Roberts (off-mic): HIT ME AGAIN! I DARE YOU!
James Peters: Ahren Fournier swings the kendo stick at Raven Roberts! Raven has her straight face on! She refuses to give Ahren Fournier that satisfaction of causing her pain! AHREN SWINGS THE KENDO STICK AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! YOU CAN SEE RED MARKS APPEARING ON THE STOMACH OF RAVEN, BUT RAVEN KEEPS ASKING FOR THESE KENDO STICK SHOTS! AHREN SWINGS THE KENDO STICK AGAIN —
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN ROBERTS MANAGES TO KICK THE KENDO STICK AWAY FROM THE CLUTCHES OF ‘THE GOAT, KICKING HIS HAND AT THE SAME TIME! AHREN FOURNIER RUSHES TOWARDS RAVEN, BUT HE IS ABLE TO KICK AHREN AWAY FROM HER! CHRIS ELITE MANAGES TO GO TOWARDS RAVEN, BUT RAVEN MANAGES TO KICK HIM AWAY FROM HER! AHREN GOES RIGHT AFTER RAVEN, BUT RAVEN KICKS HIM AWAY! SHE KICKS CHRIS AWAY AS WELL! Raven Roberts finds her arms trapped, but she is putting those fantastic legs of her into good use! Ahren and Chris go towards Raven at the same time before throwing her with punches and punches! We should have known that The ILLIONAIRES would do something like this!
James Peters: Not for long, Rex McAllister returns to the fight with a kendo stick in his position as he connects the kendo stick to the spine of Chris Elite! Ahren Fournier runs towards Rex, BUT REX CONNECTS WITH THE KENDO STICKS TOWARDS THE RIBS OF AHREN! AHREN COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND AS REX CONNECTS WITH A KENDO STICK TO THE SPINE OF AHREN! REX GOES BACK TO CHRIS BEFORE CONNECTING THE KENDO STICK ONTO HIS SPINE AND THEN TO AHREN’S SPINE! Chris is scrambling up to his feet, but Rex picks ‘Gawd Given Greatness’ to his feet before connecting with a German suplex, but Rex maintains hold of the waist before connecting with another German! And then another one! And then another one! Geez, Chris landed harshly onto the corner with that last German! Ahren is back to his feet! Ahren with a clothesline, but Rex manages to duck, rebound himself off the ropes before connecting with a shoulder tackle!
Gavin Kirkland: Rex McAllister doesn’t take much time to adjust to the situation! He goes over to his fiance to unwind her arms from the ropes! Raven spent a good portion of her time being intertwined by those ropes and I’m hoping that her arms aren’t asleep!
James Peters: Raven Roberts is free from those ropes! Fire and Ice look towards The ILLIONAIRES and it seems like Raven Roberts and Rex McAllister will both get a member of The ILLIONAIRES! Raven gets Chris Elite. Rex gets Ahren Fournier. Raven goes to one corner with Chris. Rex goes to another corner with Ahren. Rex and Raven look at each other and nod! Raven charges at her corner as she hits Chris with a meteora! Rex charges at his corner before connecting with Yakuza kick as that takes Ahren to a seated position at the corner! Rex gets on one knee and at perfect timing, Raven connects with a bulldog as Chris’ face clashes against Rex’s knee! The Frostbite connects! Raven goes for the cover on Chris Elite!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THR–
Gavin Kirkland: Chris Elite powers through! Raven Roberts rises back to her feet as she anticipates for Chris to get back to his feet! Raven takes a couple steps back before running and connecting with a hurricanrana on Chris, but Rex gets Chris before connecting with a Rex DDT! The Rex DDT takes Chris Elite down!
James Peters: STORYBOOK ENDING ON REX MCALLISTER FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts gets Ahren Fournier back to his feet before pushing back into the ropes!!
James Peters: PROTECT YA NECK ON RAVEN ROBERTS!!! THAT TAKES HER DOWN! ‘The GOAT’ goes for the cover on the Universal Women’s Champion!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN ROBERTS KICKS OUT!!!!!
James Peters: Look at the face of Ahren Fournier, Gavin! He is in disbelief at himself before he raises for the cover on Rex McAllister! This could be it here!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AND A KICK OUT BY REX MCALLISTER!!!!
James Peters: Ahren Fournier smacks his hands against the canvas! If Raven Roberts never found herself involved, I do believe that Ahren would have been able to get the cover and get the victory for his team! Chris Elite is using the assistance of the ropes to get himself to his feet! He senses Raven Roberts resting on the apron! Chris runs towards Raven and connects with a sliding dropkick to Raven’s back, sending her to the outside!
Now, it’s The ILLIONAIRES inside the ring with the former World Heavyweight Champion! The ILLIONAIRES with a double armdrag before double cartwheels and connecting with a dropkick to Rex McAllister’s face! That takes him down! Chris Elite gets Rex back to his feet before pushing him to the ropes! CHRIS WITH A BOX OFFICE SMASH AT REX AS THAT TAKES HIM TO THE GROUND AGAIN! AHREN THROWS REX BY HIS HEAD TO THE CORNER BEFORE PROCEEDING TO STOMP ON ‘THE REX MASTER.’
Gavin Kirkland: Chris Elite rolls himself underneath the bottom rope and heads ringside! He pulls up the skirt of the ring before looking at whatever the hell is on the inside — A TABLE! Chris slides that table through the bottom rope and inside the ring, but Chris isn’t done searching as he finds a…
James Peters: A toolbox?
Gavin Kirkland: I have no idea that’s in a toolbox that could be useful in this match, but Chris Elite shrugs his shoulder and slides it inside the ring! Ahren Fournier delivers a few more stomps to Rex McAllister before pulling him closer and connecting with snap suplex! Ahren looks at the toolbox and gets his hands on it! He opens the toolbox before pulling out a …
James Peters: Nose pliers?
Gavin Kirkland: A what?
James Peters: A tool used to repositioning, bending and snipping wires.
(Ahren Fournier forms an evil grin on his face as he pulls out two nose pliers before looking at Rex McAllister.)
Gavin Kirkland: What in the world does Ahren Fournier have in store? :lupe:
James Peters: Chris Elite goes over to Rex and connects with a camel clutch on one-half of Fire and Ice! Ahren goes over and gets Rex’s right hand! He gets one of the nose pliers and places it on one side of Rex’s fingers. He gets the other nose plier and before positioning that on the other side of Rex’s fingers! He secures the grip of the nose pliers!
Ahren Fournier (off-mic): SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: AHREN FOURNIER PULLS BOTH ENDS OF THE NOSE PLIERS!!! GET FUCKED ON REX MCALLISTER!!!!
James Peters: Dear gawd, he snapped Rex McAllister’s fingers! Chris Elite releases Rex from the camel clutch as he clutches onto his snapped right fingers! To be honest, that was quite disturbing to watch! I should be used to it because of Voltage, but i couldn’t it have happened to someone not as nice as Rex? :mjcry: Ahren Fournier gets to the top rope as Chris manages to set up the table that he introduced into this match! It seems like The ILLIONAIRES are looking to wrap up this match! Chris gets Rex up on his shoulders and stands in front of the table! Ahren from the top rope with a Protect Ya Neck!
Gavin Kirkland: PUT IT ON ICE ON REX MCALLISTER!!!!
James Peters: REX MCALLISTER GOES THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! AHREN FOURNIER WITH THE COVER!!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN ROBERTS BREAKS UP THE PIN!!!!
James Peters: Raven Roberts gets Ahren Fournier to his feet before connecting with a hip toss! Raven follows that up with a handspring into a dropkick to the face of ‘The GOAT!’ Chris Elite gets Raven Roberts up by the air before she smacks the shit out of him! Raven follows that up with dropkick to Chris’ ankles, making him fall to one knee in the process! Raven backs up for a bit before running towards Chris and connecting with a spiked hurricanrana! Chris’ head is spiked to the ground! Ahren Fournier gets up to his feet, but the Universal Women’s Champion connects with a back kick to the ribs of the former EAW Champion! RAVEN FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A THE FACELIFT — SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE FACE OF AHREN! AHREN IS WOBBLY AT THE MOMENT AS RAVEN REBOUNDS FROM THE ROPES —
Gavin Kirkland: TALON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: The claymore kick connects on Ahren Fournier as Raven Roberts throws Ahren Fournier outside the ring! Down goes Ahren! Fire and Ice are stuck in the ring with Chris Elite! Rex McAllister rolls back inside the ring with a trash can! He throws the lid at Raven, who ends up catching it! Fire and Ice are on each side of Chris! Rex has the trash can in his hands! Raven has the lit! Chris is slowly getting back to his feet —
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN ROBERTS SLAMS THE LID OF THE TRASHCAN ON ‘GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS’!!!!!!
James Peters:THE LID COLLIDES WITH THE SKULL OF CHRIS ELITE AS HE TURNS TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: REX MCALLISTER SLAMS THE TRASH CAN ONTO THE SKULL OF CHRIS ELITE!!! Chris collapses to the ground! Rex gets up Chris to his feet and gets him on his shoulders! Rex has Chris in an electric chair facebuster while Raven Roberts leaps from the top rope! FAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGG STTTTAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
James Peters: RAVEN ROBERTS GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: AHREN FOURNIER IS SCRAMBLING UP TO HIS FEET! HE HEADS TOWARDS THE RING!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
James Peters: REX MCALLISTER CONNECTS WITH BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK AS THAT SEND AHREN TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Dark Horses” plays once again as Raven Roberts smacks her hands against the apron in happiness. Rex McAllister goes to get his fiancee as he helps her up to her feet. The couple share an embrace and kiss with each other before the official gets each member of Fire and Ice and raises their hands, solidifying them as the winner of this match.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH….THE TEAM OF REX MCALLISTER AND RAVEN ROBERTS…FIIIIIRRRREEEEEEEEEE ANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD ICCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: There are no words to describe this match! This match was completely out of place! For Raven Roberts and Ahren Fournier, this match began within the sea of EAW fans while Chris Elite and Rex McAllister brawled inside the ring and ring side! I really was rooting for The ILLIONAIRES to win the match and to prove that these two can get the job done. :noah:
James Peters: You have to give all the credit to Fire and Ice! They REALLY wanted to win this match! The ILLIONAIRES through that they had the perfect game plan going into this match and there’s no denying that they did everything in their power to win. It was just a case of who wanted to win this match more and in this case, it was Fire and Ice.
(The camera pans to The ILLIONAIRES going up the ramp. Ahren Fournier gets Chris Elite’s arm around his shoulder, helping him up to his feet. Both members of The ILLIONAIRES are pissed off and disappointed at themselves for not being able to get the job done.)
Gavin Kirkland: I don’t think that Jenny Punk is going to be too happy to see her investment losing another major match. :lupe: I don’t think that she wanted this to happen whatsoever!
James Peters: Welp, that’s Showdown’s issue to worry about. As for now, Fire and Ice secured themselves a future opportunity at the Unified Tag Team Championships! Congratulations to Fire and Ice!
(The scene ends with Fire and Ice celebrating in the ring.)
(A promotional ad plays for the upcoming tri-branded supershow, Class of Kingdoms. See Raven Roberts defend the Universal Women’s Championship against Sienna Jade in Doha, Qatar! Clash of Kingdoms comes to you next Saturday, February 15th, and only on free-per-view)
(King of Elite returns and the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is a FALLS… COUNT… ANYWHERE MATCH!!!! AND IT’S FOR… THE 24/7 CONTRACT!!!
(‘We Appreciate Power’ by Grimes plays to an ear-splitting reaction as Consuela Rose Ava walks onto the stage. With a concentrated, focused look on her face and calmed posture, she marches down towards the ring, high-fiving the fans.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! Residing in Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 120 pounds…. SHE IS MISS TWENTY-FOUR SEVEN…… CONNNNNNSUUUUUEELLLLLLLLLAAAAA ROOSSSSSEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
James Peters: Consuela Rose Ava goes face-to-face with probably one of her most dangerous opponents yet, and her 24/7 Contract is on the line. She’s been able to keep the contract under her umbrella for a while now, but there’s a chance it can all be shut down by the mysterious Lars Grier tonight on King Of Elite.
(Consuela slides under the bottom rope with a black rose sceptre in hand, points towards the fans and momentarily hypes them up before screaming for Lars Grier to get his “ass” out to the ring.)
(The light goes out as a loud scream screeches into the audience from the P.A. System. “CARION IS (2nd Version)” by LOVECraft blasts through the speaker, prompting for one spotlight to cast light onto the main stage where purple smoke scattered throughout the pathway. “Carion” gradually emerges from the Gorilla position, wearing a black and purple combat vest, military cargo pants, and tactical boots as the crowd is more bewildered to the obsidian mask with one pulsating eye.)
James Peters: Oh my.. Is that…?
Rich Russillo: It’s Carion. After what happened on Voltage, I just knew we were going to see this version of Lars tonight :lupe:
James Peters: Just when Lars was already creeping me out. This is just flat out terrifying. I couldn’t imagine having to face that thing.
Rich Russillo: Poor Consuela.
(The announcer remains silent as Lars Grier twitches and shivers make his way down towards the squared circle. After grabbing a crowbar from under the ring, he rolls under the bottom rope into the ring, throws his head down and stands in the center as he spreads his arms wide open. The lights continue to flicker while Lars sits in the corner uncontrollably. The lights turn back on to an unimpressed look on Consuela Rose Ava’s face as Lars Grier has yet to move with a crowbar in hand.)
Rich Russillo: Lars Grier has been borderline destructive since his return back to Elite Answers Wrestling, and he has shown that he’s developed a lot during his hiatus from this company. As you can see, this is a new, terrifying persona we’re seeing and the world is waiting to see what he will do in a Falls Count Anywhere match where the 24/7 Contract is up for grabs.
( DING! DING! DING! )
James Peters: And now this Falls Count Anywhere match is officially underway. This is going to be a deadly war between these two, and I won’t be surprised if this match peels off years of their career like dead skin because that’s what these types of matches call for. Carion has a crowbar in hand, and Consuela has the patented Black Rose Scepter in hers. They circle around the ring, locking their eyes onto each other before CONSUELA SWINGS HER SCEPTER AT LARS!!
Rich Russillo: Grier dodges the attempt and swings at her in return! Consuela ducks down, avoiding it as she goes for the legs. Grier jumps over the sceptre, grabs his crowbar with two hands and charges forward into her. Ava ducks the attempt once again, steps onto the turnbuckles with the sceptre in hand and spins around!!! AND GRIER INTERCEPTS WITH THE CROWBAR ACROSS THE CHEST IN MID AIR!!
James Peters: Ava holds her stomach in pain as Grier holds the crowbar in the air and DRIVES IT DOWN ONTO HER BACK!!! You can see the marks the crowbars are leaving on her flesh as he runs the ropes, rebounds off and DRIVES IT INTO THE HEAD, FOLDING AVA LIKE AN ACCORDION!!
Rich Russillo: Lars Grier drops his crowbar onto the mat, picks up Consuela’s black rose sceptre, looks down at it and then BREAKS IT IN HALF WITH THE TOP OF HIS KNEE! Grier is imposing his dominance early into this match as he charges into Ava! AVA SIDESTEPS, SENDS HIM REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES, GRABS HIS WAIST AND PLANTS HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!
James Peters: LARS IMMEDIATELY ROLLS ONTO HIS FEET AS CONSUELA RUNS BACK INTO HIM!! HE CIRCLES AROUND CONSUELA, GROUNDS HER WITH A REVERSE JUDO TAKEDOWN AND SHATTERS HER JAW WITH A PRECISION KNEE STRIKE! CONSUELA IS OUT AS LARS GRABS HER TIGHTS, LIFTS HER INTO A SUPLEX AND FLIPS HER INTO A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! WHAT A MOVE AS HE DROPS INTO THE COVER!
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Rich Russillo: AVA GETS HER SHOULDER UP FOR THE FIRST PIN-FALL ATTEMPT IN THIS MATCH! Lars throws Ava into the ground as he focuses his attention onto the middle turnbuckle. He looks at it with malicious intent as he grabs it and RIPS THE PADDING OFF IT!! He exposes the metal part of the turnbuckle as he walks over to Ava and picks her up!!!
James Peters: He sits on the opposite corner and grabs Ava from the top. AVA JUMPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING ENZIGURI ACROSS THE HEAD!! Grier is stunned on the top turnbuckle as Consuela grabs him and carries Lars onto her shoulders! SHE RUNS ACROSS THE RING WITH HIM!! AND DRIVES HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE WITH A LAWN DART!
Rich Russillo: Consuela leans Grier’s head against the exposed turnbuckle and runs to the corner adjacent from him! SHE SPRINTS BACK INTO GRIER! AND PUTS HER KNEE INTO HIS HEAD AGAINST THE EXPOSED STEEL! Consuela clotheslines Lars over the top rope, causing Carion to go splattering over the ropes towards ringside. Ava now runs the ropes!! AND SOARS!!! SUIIICCIDDE DIVE!!!
James Peters: BUT GRIER CATCHES HER, GRABS AVA’S HEAD AND SPIKES HER ONTO THE RAMP WITH A SNAP DDT! AVA’S HEAD GOES BOUNCING OFF THE METAL RAMP AS GRIER GOES FOR THE QUICK COVER!!
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Rich Russillo: AVA GETS HER SHOULDER UP! Grier now grabs Ava by her air and whips her shoulder first into the steel steps! He then grabs her head and positions it between the back of the steel steps and the ring post. Ava is trapped as Grier takes a few steps back, runs back in AND DROPKICKS THE STEEL STEPS, CAUSING FOR IT TO GO AGAINST HER HEAD!
James Peters: Lars Grier frightens a child at ringside as he effortlessly lifts the steel steps up in the air!! AND DRIVES IT AGAINST THE JAW OF CONSUELA!!! SHE IS TURNED INSIDE OUT AT RINGSIDE AS GRIER SHOVES THE STEEL STEPS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE. Consuela leans against the barricade as everyone in the crowd buzzes to see Lars across from her! OH NO…. SPEARRR INTO THE BARRICADE!!
Rich Russillo: CONSUELA SIDESTEPS, AND LARS GOES CRASHING FACE FIRST INTO THE FRONT OF THE BARRICADE!!! WHAT A COLLISION AS CONSUELA CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLES!! LARS IS BACK ONTO HIS FEET!! CONSUELLLLA SOOOARSS!!! ASSAAIIII MOOONSAULLT AND CARION GOES DOWN!!
James Peters: THE LEMON LIGHT MOONSAULT CONNECTS AS LARS GRIER IS MOMENTARILY PUT OUT OF COMMISSION! Consuela leaves him against the barricade as he looks under the apron sheets. The crowd pops as she brings out a table from beneath the ring and gets it into the ring. Ava reclines it against the corner with the exposed turnbuckle as she runs the ropes!! AND FLIES ONTO GRIER WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!! HE GOES CRASHING AGAINST THE BARRICADE!!
Rich Russillo: Ava goes to the timekeeper’s area to grab a handful of steel chairs and throws them into the ring. She peeks under the ring yet again and pulls out a ladder! She inserts it into the ring and throws Grier back in with it.
James Peters: Consuela wedges the ladder between the top of the standing steel chair and the second rope as she goes over to Lars and picks him up! AND SUPLEXES HIM INTO THE LADDER!! NO!! LARS TURNS IT AROUND AND HOISTS HER UP INSTEAD, AND PLANTS HER ONTO THE TOP OF THE LADDER WITH AN X-PLEX RELEASE SUPLEX!! CONSUELA BOUNCES OFF THE LADDER AS LARS COMES REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES, LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND DRIVES CONSUELA FURTHER INTO THE LADDER WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN AS HE GOES FOR THE COUNT!
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James Peters: KICKOUT! Lars is starting to get frustrated in this match, and he needs to weather his emotions if he wants to walk out of here with that 24/7 Contract on the line. Consuela has proven to be a formidable challenge for the destructive Lars Grier as he’s now in the corner and signaling for the very end of this match! HE CHARGES INTO CONSUELA!! GORREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: AVA COUNTERS WITH A LOW KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW!! GRIER IS ROCKED AS AVA COMES OFF THE ROPES, SHOOTS UP, SNATCHES HIS HEAD AND FLIPS HIM OVER!! FRONT FLIP DDT!! WHAT A DDT AS AVA COMES OFF THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN!! AND CONNECTS WITH A SHINING WIZARD INTO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! THIS COULD BE IT!!
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James Peters: CARION POWERS OUT AT TWO! Consuela is back to her feet as she connects with a roundhouse kick to the chest! AND ANOTHER ONE!! ANOTHER ONE!! ANOTHER ONE!! SHE REPEATEDLY POUNDS THE CHEST WITH KICKS BEFORE POWERING IT UP FOR THE GRAND FINALE!! SHE KICKS GRIER IN THE HEAD!!
Rich Russillo: HE DUCKS THE KICK, TURNS HER AROUND AND EXPLODES ONTO HER WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! GRIER PULLS HER BACK IN AND CLUBS HER WITH EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS OVER AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!! HE SHOOT KICKS HER LEG, SENDING AVA DOWN TO HER KNEES AS HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!! LOW ANGLE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!! HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
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James Peters: KICKOUT! Grier quickly gets back up to his feet and pulls Rose Ava to her feet!! HE PICKS HER UP FOR A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!! BUT AVA GETS OUT OF THE HOLD AND CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK ACROSS THE CROWN OF HIS HEAD!! AVA FINALLY WAS ABLE TO CONNECT WITH THE ROUNDHOUSE AS SHE GOES INTO THE CORNER!! SHE REBOUNDS AND LEAPS OFF THE CANVAS INTO GRIER’S DIRECTION!! KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OFFFF DEATH!!!!
Rich Russillo: GRIER GRABS HER IN MID AIR!!! AND PLANTS HER WITH THE DEADLIGHT DRIVE!! IMPECCABLE TIMING FROM CARION AS HE PICKS HER BACK UP!!! GRIER HOLDS HER IN A REVERSE PILEDRIVER HOLD!!! AND SPINS OVER!! TOLLLLEDDDOOOO SUNNNNRISEE!! JUMPING SPINNING TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS AS GRIER GOES FOR THE COVER YET AGAIN!!
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James Peters: AVA POPS HER SHOULDER UP YET AGAIN! Grier gets back up to his feet in frustration as he grabs the steel steps and positions in the middle of the ring. He picks Ava off the ground and lifts her into a powerbomb!! BUT AVA QUICKLY EVADES AND ROLLS OUT OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE!!
Rich Russillo: Grier now rolls out to the ringside Consuela recuperates opposite from him. Grier now starts running around ringside! GRIER RUNS A LAP THROUGHOUT AS HE CHARGES INTO CONSUELA!!! BUT CONSUELA INTERCEPTS WITH A CHEESE GRATER INTO THE SKULL!! CONSUELA AVERTED DISASTER SHE GOES OVER THE SEATED GRIER AND PLACES THE BOX GRATER OVER HIM, BEFORE BEGINNING TO TRY AND GRATE THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
James Peters: Grier grabs his head, likely in pain as he inserts himself back into the ring. He stands in front of the steel steps while CONSUELA COMES SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE TOP ROPE!! AND STOMPS GRIER INTO THE STEEL STEPS WITH A SPRINGBOARD DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!! HE GOES BOUNCING OFF THE STEEL STEPS AS CONSUELA IMMEDIATELY HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE WIN!
ONE…
TWO….
TH-
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT! Consuela nearly had this match won as she slowly rolls out to the apron while Grier gets up to his feet. CONSUELA JUMPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND LEAPS TOWARDS CARION!!! GRIER GRABS HER AND LIFTS AVA UP!! DEADLIGHT DRIVE!! CONSUELA ESCAPES OUT OF THE HOLD AND GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! GRIER DUCKS, BUT CONSUELA SPINS AROUND AND DRIVES THE BACK OF HER HEEL INTO THE EAR OF LARS GRIER! Ava has him momentarily floored as she hops onto the top turnbuckle and soars! HURRICANRANA!!!
James Peters: NO!! WHAT A SHOWCASE OF PURE STRENGTH AS GRIER HAS AVA ON HIS SHOULDERS!! HE CAUGHT HER AS HE HOISTS HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!! HE CARRIES HER ACROSS THE RING AS HE ASCENDS THE STEEL STAIRS IN THE MIDDLE!!! THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS!! GRIER POWERBOMBS HER INTO THE TABLE!!
Rich Russillo: AVA FLIPS OVER HIS SHOULDERS!!! AND DRILLS HIM INTO THE MAT WITH A CANADIAN DESTROYER OFF THE STEEL STAIRS!! A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF HEIGHT ON THAT DEVASTATING COUNTER AS AVA IS SURPRISED THAT SHE ACTUALLY WENT THROUGH WITH IT!! GRIER’S NECK MAY BE BROKEN INTO PIECES AS HE SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND RECUPERATES AT RINGSIDE.
James Peters: But, look at Ava, she intends to not give him any time to rest as she positions the steel steps in front of the ropes. AVA RUNS THE ROPES AND LAUNCHES HERSELF OFF THE STEEL STEPS!! TOPPPPPE CONSUEELLLLLLLLLAAAAAA HILO!! AIR AVA HERE IN ROME AS SHE GETS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!
Rich Russillo: She pulls him back out at the last second as she looks at the announce table with a malicious spark in her eyes! Grier remains to be groggy and clueless on his surroundings as Ava detaches the top cover of the announce table and leans it onto the edge of the table. She grabs Grier and lifts him up into the air! AND DRIVES HIM THROUGH THE TABLE COVER WITH A SUPLEX!
James Peters: THE WEIGHT OF GRIER LITERALLY FORCED THE TABLE COVER TO BREAK INTO TWO HALVES AS AVA IS NOT FINISHED! These two have pledged to tear each other apart at King Of Elite, and we’ve gotten that type of exchange between Consuela and Lars. Ava is looking to get the job done as she clears the table and places him onto it.
Rich Russillo: LARS GRABS AVA’S NECK AND CHOKES HER!! AVA GRABS THE NEAREST MONITOR AND SMASHES IT ONTO HIS HEAD!! SHE REPEATEDLY THROWS IT DOWN ONTO LARS, CAUSING MORE BLOOD TO SPILL OUT OF HIS HEAD BEFORE BLASTING HIM WITH IT ONCE AGAIN! Consuela is exhibiting her deadly side here, and this goes to show what lengths she will go to defend her 24/7 Contract. Lars Grier is subconscious on the announce table as Consuela is perched on the top turnbuckle!! CONSUELA FLIPS OVER!!! LEMMMMMMMMMONNNNNLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: GRIER ROLLS OFF THE TABLE!!! AND CONSUELA GOES CRASH LANDING THROUGH THE TABLE!! CONSUELA MISSES THE MOONSAULT AND PAYS THE PRICE AS GRIER IS UNHARMED, AND I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE SMILE ON HIS FACE, ASSUMING THAT THING HAS ANY EMOTIONS AT ALL! Consuela is holding her hip in pain and everyone in this arena is on their feet! Not a single soul in this building is in their seats as Consuela is somehow getting onto her feet!
Rich Russillo: Lars Grier looking down at Consuela, and if I had to guess, he probably can’t believe Consuela got up so fast so quickly! Consuela is known for her heart and soul, but Grier might have something career-ending in mind! Ava now has the wherewithal to mock him as she yells at him to give her all he’s got! HE STEPS OFF HIS FEET, CHARGES INTO HER!!!! AND SPEARRRRRRS AVA RIGHT THROUGH THE BARRICADE!! GRIER GETS HIS SHOULDER QUICKLY OVER CONSUELA AS THE REFEREE GOES FOR THE COUNT!!
ONE…
TWO….
T-
James Peters: CONSUELA KICKS OUT AT TWO!!! GRIER HAS LAID CONSUELA OUT WITH THE SPEAR THROUGH THE BARRICADE IN THE PAST, BUT IT IS NOT ENOUGH TO PUT HER DOWN FOR THE COUNT!! GRIER CAN’T BELIEVE THE FACT THAT SHE WAS ABLE TO LIFT HER SHOULDER UP AT THE TWO COUNT!
Rich Russillo: Grier is now pulling Ms. 24/7 by her hair as he brings her into the seating areas! The stipulation of this match states that you can be pinned and submitted anywhere in the arena, and this version of Lars Grier is going to use everything to his disposal to get that 24/7 Contract as he takes her deeper into the EAW audience here in Rome.
James Peters: AVA SLAPS GRIER’S WRIST AWAY, JUMPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK! GRIER IS MOMENTARILY STAGGERED AVA RISES UP TO HER FEET ONCE AGAIN AS SHE CHARGES BACK INTO GRIER!!! GRIER GRABS A FAN AND SENDS HIM COLLIDING INTO CONSUELA, TAKING HER DOWN!!
Rich Russillo: Like I just said, Carion will use ANYTHING to his disposal, and he just biel threw a spectator right into the direction of Consuela, giving him time to recollect his thoughts as he picks her up back up onto his shoulders. The crowd rains down hard onto him with boos while he gingerly carries her up the stairs. He drags her into the concession area as they get closer to the popcorn vendor.
James Peters: Consuela Rose Ava is perplexed as she’s absolutely lost in her surroundings as Grier plucks her off the concrete floor and holds her into the powerbomb! HE HOISTS HER UP AND PROPELS HER THROUGH THE GLASS WALL OF THE POPCORN MACHINE!! THE BUTTERED POPCORN AND SHARDS OF GLASS GO FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE AS THE CROWD IS IN SHOCK AT WHAT THE HELL GRIER JUST DID!
Rich Russillo: BUT LOOK AT THIS!! CONSUELA IS CRAWLING OUT OF IT LIKE SHE’S UNSCATHED!! WE CAN’T DENY THE HEART AND SOUL OF CONSUELA, BUT AT THIS POINT, I THINK SHE’S JUST ASKING FOR GRIER TO PUT A SCREECHING HALT TO HER ICONIC CAREER! The blood that masks her face says it all as it nearly blocks as her lips curve into a nasty smile!
James Peters: Grier can’t believe it! Grier is confused as he aggressively pulls out of the cash register from the counter! CASH AND CHANGE GO ALL OVER THE PLACE AS GRIER SMASHES THE CASH REGISTER OVER THE SKULL OF AVA!!! THAT IS IT!! SHE’S GOT TO BE OUT!! Grier is electing to not go for the cover here, and that may be a mistake. He’s got the 24/7 Contract pretty much in his grasp, but he intends on doing more harm to Ava!
Rich Russillo: Grier drags her by her boots as she brings her into the kitchen! Yes, do not adjust your television, Lars Grier and Consuela Rose Ava have brought the fight to the kitchen. Grier scares away the employees as he opens a plethora of drawers before he looks down and grins. HE PULLS OUT A CHEF’S KNIFE! GRIER PLACES A CUTTING BOARD ON THE TABLE AND PLACES AVA’S LEFT HAND ONTO IT! OH NO…. HE RAISES THE KNIFE INTO THE AIR!!
James Peters: GRIER GETS THE SHARP POINT OF THE KNIFE JAMMED INTO THE CUTTING BOARD AS CONSUELA GOT OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME!! Her hand was nearly cut off as she grabs a saucepan and bashes Grier’s head with it repeatedly! She then grabs a clean plate from the drying rack and BREAKS IT OVER HIS SKULL!!
Rich Russillo: Kitchenware is in use at King Of Elite as Consuela grabs Grier and shoves him out of the kitchen. She finally has this match under her control as she smashes his head onto the merchandise table. Ava helps him stand up as she runs into the pillar! SHE STEPS UP THE PILLAR AND MOONSAULTS OVER ONTO GRIER!!
James Peters: BUT GRIER CATCHES HER IN MIDAIR!!! HE TWIRLS HER AROUND! AVA GRABS HIS HEAD AND DRILLS HIM ONTO THE FLOOR WITH A SPIKING DDT!! Consuela then grabs a folded steel chair and BLASTS IT OVER HIS BACK, SENDING HIM CRAWLING BACK INTO THE CROWD AREA!
Rich Russillo: Lars Grier and Consuela Rose Ava went a full circle around the arena while they were exchanging strikes, and they have made their way onto the balcony section! Grier has retreated down the stairs towards the edge of the railing as Ava follows closely behind. She attempts to push him off, but Grier beats her to the chase with a punch to the face! Ava is stunned as Grier picks her up and stands upon the RAILING OF THE BALCONY!! GRIER LIFTS HER UP FOR A URANAGE OFF THE BALCONY!!
James Peters: NAH! AVA SOFTENS HIM UP WITH POINT ELBOWS TO THE BACK OF HIs NECK AS SHE GRABS HIS ARM… OH NO!!! BUZZING IS HEARD AROUND THE STADIUM AS AVA NOW FLIPS BACKWARDS AND PULLS GRIER DOWN WITH HER!!
HOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPANISH FLY OFF THE BALCONY INTO THE TABLES BELOW!!!
Rich Russillo: BOTH ELITISTS GO CRASHING MORE THAN FIFTEEN FEET DOWN INTO THE PIT BELOW!!! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!??!?! AVA NOR GRIER ARE UNABLE TO GET THE PINFALL ATTEMPT ONTO EACH OTHER AS THEY HAVE YET TO MOVE OUT OF THE RUBBLE THEY’VE CREATED!!
Rich Russillo: The entirety of the stadium is feral and wilding after what they have just witnessed! That is a prime example of what these two will go through to not only prove themselves to the millions of millions but just to walk out with that sheet of paper! I honestly can’t believe what has just transpired before my eyes, and I can’t believe that these two are actually moving!
James Peters: Lars Grier gingerly rises up from his knees while Ava uses the barricade railing to aid herself up. What a war of attrition we’ve previewed from both sides as they are both on their feet! It takes a whole lot of guts to withstand what they’ve taken so far, and this is definitely going to be a ma-
Rich Russillo: KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OFFFFFFFFFF DEATHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE RUNNING KNEE ACROSS THE SKULL AS AVA SLOWLY DRAGS HER BODY ACROSS THE CONCRETE TO GET HER ARM OVER CARION!!! CONSUELA ROSE AVA RETAINS HER TWENTY-FOUR SEVEN CONTRACT, AND SHE DOES IT IN STYLE AT KING OF ELITE 2020! COVER!!
ONE….
TWO…..
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: ….
Rich Russillo: …………
James Peters: KICKOUT!! CARION PUTS HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND, AND AVA IS LITERALLY DEAD INSIDE!! SHE IS APPALLED JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE STADIUM, AND THAT IS UNDERSTANDABLE!! THIS THING, IT’S NOT HUMAN! LET’S RECAP WHAT HE JUST ENDURED… NOT ONLY DID HE TAKE THE BRUTAL KNEE OF DEATH TO THE CROWN OF HIS HEAD, BUT HE ALSO WENT FIFTEEN FEET CRASHING INTO A SET OF TABLES!! HOW IS HE STILL IN THIS!??!
Rich Russillo: The foundation of the stadium is grumbling as Ava now uses her last energy reserve to lead Grier onto the stage area. He brings him back up onto the stage, grabs both hands and STARTS STOMPING HIS FACE IN!!! UNPROTECTED STOMPS INTO THE FACE FROM AVA AS SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE NEEDS TO DO IF SHE WANTS TO TAKE OUT LARS GRIER FOR GOOD!! SHE PULLS HIM BACK IN AND DRIVES THE POINT OF HER KNEE INTO HIS JAW!!
James Peters: GRIER IS DOWN AND OUT AS AVA DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER!! SHE CROUCHES ON THE EDGE OF THE STAGE AND CALLS OUT FOR SOMETHING!! Consuela is motioning for someone to bring something out as the curtains open! Consuela develops a sinister smirk on her face as some type of platform is brought out to the area beside the stage! Everyone in the stadium is curious about what the blanket over the circular platform is hiding. She tells the personnel to take out the sheet!
Rich Russillo: A BARBED WIRE TRAMPOLINE!!! What the hell is this? Consuela said she would put an end to Lars Grier’s head games, and I don’t know about you, she is taking this beyond the term extreme. The personnel leave to the back as Consuela redirects her attention back onto Grier. She kicks him in the face again before going down the ramp and looking under the ring. She pulls out a steel ladder and drags it up to the stage.
James Peters: Lars Grier continues to be oblivious as Consuela sets up the ladder near the edge of the stage where the barbed wire trampoline lies below. Consuela pulls Grier up to his feet and helps up climb up the ladder. She climbs onto the same rung as him as she grabs his arm… CAN WE SEE DEJA VU!!! WE SAW A SPANISH FLY FIFTEEN FEET OFF THE BALCONY AS CONSUELA GOES FOR IT AGAIN!! SPANISHSHHHH FLYYYY INTO THE BARBED WIRE TRAMPPPOLLLLINEEE!!!
Rich Russillo: DEADDDDLIGHHHHT DRIVEE!!!! GRIER SENDS CONSUELA DOWN ONTO THE TRAMPOLINE WITH A URANAGE!! URANAGE SLAM INTO THE STRANDS OF BARBED BUSINESS AS EVERYONE SCREECHES TO THE SOUND OF AVA SCREAMING IN PAIN!! EVERYWHERE AVA GOES, BARBED WIRE IS STABBING INTO HER BODY, AND SHE HAS FOUND HERSELF STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF IT!
James Peters: Grier stands on the stage, calm and collected while Consuela is the complete opposite! Consuela attempts to crawl out of the trampoline, but it is to no avail because I don’t think she can handle the pain anymore! Grier grabs her legs, pulls her onto the stage and shoves her onto the other side.
Rich Russillo: Consuela Rose Ava has lacerations formed all over her back and blood is gushing all over the place! Lars Grier made her feel all the pain here tonight, and we might be minutes before crowning a new 24/7 Contract Holder! I’m uncertain if Ava is able to continue this match as she can’t move without screaming in pain. Grier has made his way down the ladder while Ava somehow gets onto her feet!
James Peters: Ava is standing on the edge of the stage! PRIME FOR THE PICKING AS LARS CROUCHES DOWN AND SIGNALS FOR THE END!!! HE GETS OFF HIS FEET AND STARTS CHARGING INTO AVA!! CONSUELA IS CLUELESS AND DEFENSELESS AT THIS POINT!! GORRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE OFFFFFFFFFFFF THE STAGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: LARS GRIER GOES DOWN!! THE AUDIENCE HAS BECOME UNGLUED IN THE STADIO OLIMPICO!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME WITH THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! SHE JUST SMASHED IT RIGHT INTO CARION’S FACE!!! LARS GRIER WAS SECONDS AWAY FROM POSSIBLY ENDING CONSUELA’S CAREER WITH A GORE INTO THE BOTTOM OF THE STAGE, BUT MS. EXTREME MAKES ASSURANCE THAT HER SISTER GETS TO WRESTLE STILL!!
Rich Russillo: EXTREME HOLDS IT UP IN THE AIR AS SHE RUNS AND BLASTS IT ACROSS THE CROWN ATOP LARS GRIER’S SKULL! Consuela remains to be out of it as Ms. Extreme grabs a steel chair and starts wailing it out onto the unguarded Lars Grier! STEEL CHAIR TO THE CHEST!! STEEL CHAIR ACROSS THE BACK!! AND NOW A STEEL CHAIR CRASHING ONTO THE UNPROTECTED SKULL!!
James Peters: She now strolls over to the barbed wire trampoline that Consuela was put through moments ago, grabs one of the strands of barbed wire, takes a deep breath, and PULLS IT OUT!! Ms. Extreme has a damn barbed wire in her hand and she doesn’t give a damn that it’s cutting deep into her palms! She raises it into the air and goes over it to bring it down onto Grier!
Rich Russillo: BUT HERE’S SECURITY! A group of security personnel now holding Ms. Extreme back from making use of the barbed wire as medical personnel go to check on the battered, reddened, and lacerated Lars Grier and Consuela Rose Ava as the referee runs down to the ramp and talks to Bella Braxton.
James Peters: …
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The referee has ruled this match to be a no-contest!!!
Bella Braxton: Therefore, still, Miss. Twenty-Four Seven…. CONNNNNSUELLLlllllA ROSSSSEEEE AVVVAA!!
Rich Russillo: A NO CONTEST!?!? After these two literally tore each other apart, the referee decides to end it with a no-contest result? Ms. Extreme may have saved her sister’s career from being abolished, but she just basically invited herself into the conflicted world of Lars Grier, and I think she knows very well what comes with it.
James Peters: Without a shadow of a doubt, there will be hell to pay for this. Ms. Extreme just screwed Lars Grier out of his biggest opportunity since his night back, and while she’s defied against all the odds in the past before, Grier, and especially Carion, is not even remotely similar to any of her past adversaries before.
(Security personnel escort Ms. Extreme to backstage while medical staff attend to the injuries of Consuela Rose Ava and Lars Grier. They bring a stretcher for both competitors, but Lars Grier refuses any attention as he shoves them away and limps to the back. Consuela is put onto a stretcher as the crowd gives her a standing ovation for her inspiring performance at King Of Elite.)
(The show fades into yet another promotional ad.)
(A promotional ad for the upcoming Voltage exclusive free-per-view, Shock Value, airs. It’s pretty violent which is nothing unusual for the deathmatch brand. See whatever the hell a Blackout Match is as the feud between Korey Gaines and Shortfuse PAKA finally comes to an end. Shock Value comes to you live from the Chesapeake Energy Arena on March 7th, live and only on free-per-view.)
(King of Elite returns and the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
(“Ready for War” by Adelitas Way begins to play and almost immediately the fans begin to jeer. Drake King strolls out on stage, joined by his sister/manager, Jessica, and to say he looks confident would be an understatement. The North Carolina native looks ready for a fight tonight.)
Jake Mercer: I honestly can’t express how excited I am for this match. Drake King, the former Carolina Wrestling Coalition National Extreme PURE Wire Champion, will be taking on the man who once spent six years in a Mexican prison for stuffing cocaine into the implants of blonde American women who couldn’t afford real plastic surgery back in the States.
Flannery McCoy: Oh here we fucking go….
Stew-O: The arrogance is just oozing from Drake as he makes his way to the ring. We haven’t seen Jessica at ringside that much, but with the stakes being so high tonight, I can’t say that I’m surprised she’s coming out here. I’m pretty sure that there are only three people in this building tonight who want to see Drake King win this match and two of them happen to be out here right now.
Jake Mercer: Hi Sierra.
(Drake and Jessica get into the ring and Drake gets settled. He has his game face on. “Ambitionz az a Ridah” by Tupac begins to play next and the entire atmosphere inside of Stadio Olimpico shifts. A golden lowrider rolls out onto the stage with TLA and a bunch of Italian bitches inside.)
Flannery McCoy: As difficult as it must have been for TLA to retain the championship inside of the elimination chamber back at Road to Redemption, tonight’s defense could be even more difficult. TLA only has to focus on one opponent, but Drake is someone who has made no bones about his plans tonight.
Stew-O: TLA has spent years overcoming the odds, though, and I’m sure he is fully prepared for whatever is going to happen tonight. He knows that Drake is going to be a challenge, and TLA has never been someone who backs down from a challenge. I expect this fight to be absolutely brutal, and I’m pretty sure both men are going to leave everything out there tonight.
Jake Mercer: Absolutely. TLA is as tough as they come and one of the hardest Elitists to keep down. He will have to be killed tonight in order for Drake King to leave here with that title belt.
(The lowrider comes to a stop and TLA hops out. He gets a kiss from each poon as he makes his way into the ring. He steps right up to Drake, holding up the championship, and the referee has to step between them so Stephie can make the introductions.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: AND IT’S FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
(The crowd pops while Drake and TLA stare one another down.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… HE IS OUR CHALLENGER… ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY JESSICA… FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA… HE IS THE PARAGON… DRAKE KING!
(The reaction for Drake isn’t very nice, but Drake never lets his eyes leave TLA’s.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT… FROM THE POON PALACE IN MIAMI, FLORIDA… HE IS LA PANTERA SEXUAL… THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… TLA!!!!
(The crowd screams as TLA poses with the championship. A few seconds later, he hands it over to the referee who shows it to both men. He then passes it to Stephie, who gets out of the ring, and finally calls for the bell!)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: :lupe:
Stew-O: The World Heavyweight Champion begins the match by lunging at Drake! TLA attempts to take his challenger down, but Drake grabs TLA, hoists him up, and brings him down with a sidewalk slam! Drake is back to his feet and he looks to put the boots to TLA! TLA rolls out of the way and uses the ropes to pull himself back onto the apron! Drake darts forward but TLA is up and he quickly darts through the top and middle ropes! He catches Drake in the gut with his shoulder and he leaps… sunset flip into a pin!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Drake kicks out and holy hell! That would have been embarrassing! Imagine being Drake King and losing the match in the first few seconds! This NCAA All-American from the University of Waterloo would never have been able to show his face on Dynasty again!
Flannery McCoy: Drake King did not go to the University of Waterloo :wtf:
Stew-O: Both men are back to their feet and Drake King looks a little frustrated right now. This match has only been going on for a few seconds. TLA dashes towards Drake once again and throws a shoot style kick that catches Drake right in the thigh! TLA kicks him again, striking the opposite leg, and now he’s leaping into the air! Spinning heel kick connects with Drake and sends him back against the ropes! TLA unloads a chop to the chest of Drake King, but Drake immediately goes on the offense! He rakes TLA across the face and slams him to the mat with an absolutely devastating lariat!
Flannery McCoy: Drake quickly pulls TLA up and lifts him in the air… and he slams him down across the top rope! Drake leaves TLA just hanging there and he darts around the ring… running right back at the hanging TLA! He nails TLA in the side of the head with a big boot and TLA immediately slumps to the ground! Drake quickly scoops TLA up… getting him in position for Miller Lite!
Jake Mercer: TLA fights his way out and gets Drake down with a back body drop!
Stew-O: Drake quickly scrambles and both champion and challenger are staring one another down right now! This feud between the two is heated, and neither man held anything back in the build-up to this match. Drake King simply doesn’t like TLA and vice versa. You both know that neither of these competitors wants to lose the match!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE FLIES AT TLA LOOKING TO HIT A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE BUT TLA AVOIDS IT! DRAKE PUTS THE BRAKES ON BEFORE HE HITS THE ROPES AND NOW TLA IS ALL OVER DRAKE! HE IS NAILING HIM WITH WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS! DRAKE FIGHTS BACK WITH CLUBBING BLOWS OF HIS OWN! DRAKE WITH AN UPPERCUT TO TLA’S STOMACH! TLA FIRES BACK WITH A FOREARM STRIKE! DRAKE WITH A KNEE! TLA WITH A SLAP ACROSS DRAKE’S FACE! THESE TWO ARE BEATING THE TAR OUT OF ONE ANOTHER RIGHT NOW AND THIS IS WHAT I EXPECTED FROM THE TWO OF THEM!
Jake Mercer: EXACTLY! WE DON’T WANT SOME PANSY ASS MAT CLASSIC WRASSLIN’ MATCH! WE WANT A FIGHT! TLA THROWS HANDS AT DRAKE, AND DRAKE FINALLY FIRES BACK WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! HE NAILS TLA WITH AN UPPERCUT THAT SNAPS THE CHAMP’S HEAD BACK! DRAKE CALLS THAT A VERY CAROLINIAN UPPERCUT!
Flannery McCoy: NO HE DOESN’T! YOU’RE JUST MOCKING TLA RIGHT NOW!
Jake Mercer: :mjgrin:
Stew-O: Drake bullies TLA back into the corner and he starts to put the boots to him! TLA fights back and reverses, and now it’s TLA who is stomping a mudhole into Drake! Drake finds himself in a seated position and TLA just begins driving his knee into Drake’s face repeatedly! Over and over the knee connects and I think I see a little blood trickling from Drake’s nose right now :lupe:
Jake Mercer: This match was never going to be pretty, we all know that and recognize that. TLA has Drake by the hair now and he tosses him out of the ring! Jessica looks to help her brother regroup BUT TLA IS ON THE APRON! TLA LEAPS ONTO THE ROPES! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE! TLA LANDS ON DRAKE AND HE STARTS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF HIM ONCE AGAIN! TLA ROLLS OFF DRAKE, GRABS HIM BY THE HAIR, AND THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL BARRICADES! DRAKE SLAMS INTO THE STEEL BACK FIRST BUT HE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO PULL HIMSELF UP! TLA IS RUNNING TOWARDS DRAKE… AND OH MY GOD! TLA JUST LEAPT IN THE AIR FOR A SPLASH BUT DRAKE MOVES AND TLA JUST TOOK OUT SEVERAL MEMBERS OF THE EAW UNIVERSE THAT WERE IN THE FRONT ROW!!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHUCKS! HOLY SHUCKS! HOLY SHUCKS!
Flannery McCoy: Appropriate chant since this is a Drake King match.
Stew-O: But look! All those fans are helping TLA to his feet and that Italian babe just gave La Pantera Sexual a kiss on the cheek! El Campeon is grinning and everyone is embracing him right now! Look how disgusted Drake King looks by this display of love and affection for TLA from the crowd.
Flannery McCoy: TLA climbs back over the barricades BUT DRAKE GREETS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK FOLLOWED BY A RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE! TLA SLUMPS TO THE GROUND AND DRAKE SNATCHES HIM UP, AND SLAMS TLA’S FACE OFF THE RING APRON! HE ROLLS TLA BACK INTO THE RING AND QUICKLY GOES FOR A COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: KICK OUT BY THE CHAMPION!
Stew-O: That really seems to have pissed off Drake King!
Flannery McCoy: Drake helps TLA up, but TLA fights him off with an absolutely devastating chop to the chest! That shit just echoed! Drake’s chest is an unflattering shade of red right now, but he strikes TLA in the side of the head with a forearm! TLA with a Very Mexican Uppercut and he follows that up by dropping Drake to the mat with a clothesline! Drake pulls himself up to his knees but TLA stops his attempt to get back up with a double axe handle to the back! Drake reaches for the ropes and looks to pull himself to the outside, but TLA grabs him by the ankle and pulls him into the center of the ring!
Jake Mercer: TLA immediately goes for the legs! I think he is looking to start softening Drake up with ‘AR15’! Drake manages to save himself and connect with a kick to TLA’s knee and that gives Drake a few precious seconds to get back to his feet! TLA has already regrouped, and he comes right at Drake! Drake ducks a clothesline and immediately rushes the ropes! TLA is able to flip over Drake, but The Paragon quickly stops his own momentum and whirls around! He grabs TLA and leaps onto him… PULLING TLA INTO A MODIFIED VERSION OF THE OCTOPUS HOLD! TLA IMMEDIATELY FORCES THEM BOTH INTO THE CORNER AND KNOCKS DRAKE OFF HIM! DRAKE USES THE OPPORTUNITY TO PULL TLA TO THE MAT! DRAKE IS ALL OVER TLA AND HE PULLS HIM INTO A GUILLOTINE CHOKE! TLA GRABS FOR THE ROPES AND THE REFEREE HAS TO STEP IN! DRAKE DOES NOT WANT TO LET GO BUT TLA HAS THE ROPES!
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Stew-O: Drake breaks the choke at the last possible moment but the damage might have already been done! TLA rolls out of the ring and hits the ground, and he is desperately trying to get air back into his lungs! Drake doesn’t waste time though! He is down on the ground as well and immediately nails TLA with a kick to the ribs! TLA attempts to crawl away, but Drake nails him in the ribs again and grabs him up. He whips TLA back first into the ring apron, and nails TLA right in the chest with a shoot style kick! Drake places several more stiff kicks right across TLA’s chest and he takes El Campeon by the hair and rams him face first into the LED ring post! TLA slumps to the ground and the referee shouts at Drake to get the match back into the ring.
Flannery McCoy: Drake does roll in to break up the count and THAT ALLOWS JESSICA TO SNEAK AROUND THE RING AND KICK TLA RIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS! THAT’S NOT VERY LEGAL!
Jake Mercer: The referee never saw it because he was focused on Drake, and now Drake looks to take advantage of the situation! He quickly drops outside the ring and pulls TLA up, throwing him back inside! DRAKE GETS TLA INTO POSITION! MILLER LITE! THE PEDIGREE CONNECTS! DRAKE HOOKS THE LEGS!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEE-
Stew-O: TLA POPS HIS SHOULDER UP! DRAKE IS ANNOYED AND IMMEDIATELY MOUNTS THE CHAMPION! DRAKE WITH THOSE STRAIGHT RIGHT HANDS TO TLA’S FACE NOW! TLA ATTEMPTS TO FIGHT HIM OFF BUT DRAKE SWITCHES TO A CHOKE AND THAT TEMPORARILY SUBDUES TLA! THE REFEREE IS ONCE AGAIN ORDERING DRAKE TO LET GO OF THE CHOKE, AND THIS TIME DRAKE JUST STARTS BASHING THE BACK OF TLA’S HEAD AGAINST THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Drake King is one of the most aggressive members of the Dynasty roster and he is looking to concuss TLA right this minute. TLA finally manages to get his legs up and he hooks Drake’s shoulders, pinning him to the mat! Drake immediately gets himself back into a standing position and TLA does his best to get up as well! But Drake greets him with superki- NO! TLA CATCHES DRAKE BY THE FOOT AND IMMEDIATELY SNAPS HIM TO THE MAT! TLA WITH ELBOW AFTER ELBOW TO DRAKE’S KNEE AND DRAKE IMMEDIATELY GRABS FOR THE ROPES! TLA BREAKS THE HOLD BEFORE THE REFEREE HAS TO GET INVOLVED AND HE GRABS DRAKE, RIPPING HIM RIGHT OFF THE ROPES! TLA GRABS THE LEGS, BUT DRAKE FORCES HIM BACK, AND TLA HITS THE ROPES! DRAKE SPRINGS UP BUT TLA USES THE MOMENTUM HE HAS TO EXECUTE AN ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL ‘CARTEL KICK’!!!! DRAKE IS DOWN AND TLA GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE-
Stew-O: Drake kicks out!
Flannery McCoy: TLA MOUNTS DRAKE AND HE BEGINS THE GROUND AND POUND! HAMMERFISTED SHOTS TO THE SIDE OF DRAKE’S HEAD CONNECT AND TLA IS BACK UP! HE GRABS DRAKE BY THE TIGHTS AND SENDS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!
Stew-O: TLA is following that up with a series of stiff kicks to the shoulder, and he just stomped on Drake’s chest for good measure! TLA backs up for a moment and allows Drake to drag himself back up. TLA charges forward and Drake eats a boot to the face! TLA grabs Drake, turns him around, and plants him with a neckbreaker!!! TLA doesn’t go for the cover! Instead he starts stomping on Drake some more. His boot is connecting with Drake’s face now and that nose that was bloodied earlier in this match looks to be busted once again. TLA slips between the ropes and reaches through to grab Drake by the arm. OH WOW! TLA WITH A MODIFIED DRAPING ARMBAR WHILE HANGING OFF THE ROPES!
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Jake Mercer: TLA breaks the hold and climbs back onto the apron. He grabs the ropes and uses them to springboard himself back into the ring! He lands on Drake’s arm with a diving foot stomp and immediately pulls Drake into the Cross Armbreaker! ‘Crossed Paths’ is locked in and Drake has nowhere to go! Drake is scrambling, fighting, and doing whatever he can to get himself free! TLA is holding on for dear life but look! Drake has gotten his foot on the ropes! Drake has just saved himself and this match because this thing was about to end very ugly for him! But the referee forces TLA to break! The damage could have been done though, because Drake is holding that arm! I don’t know if TLA managed to dislocate it or not, but you have to think that Drake is feeling that right now.
Flannery McCoy: Oh there’s no doubt about that but with the World Heavyweight Championship on the line, as well as a spot in history forever, The Paragon will fight through the pain! TLA is back to the apron now and what’s he setting up for now? Drake is slowly on the rise and TLA leaps onto the ropes! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TO THE INJURED ARM!!!! TLA QUICKLY TRANSITIONS INTO A COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Kick out by Drake!
Stew-O: TLA doesn’t waste any time and keeps the offense rolling! He grabs Drake by that arm and holds on to it, while pulling Drake up into a chinlock! Drake looks to escape and starts pulling at TLA’s fingers with his free hand, but TLA continues to torque that shoulder, and that is causing Drake all sorts of discomfort! Drake has no other choice but to try and use his legs, and he somehow manages to get his knees up under him. He forces himself up, and that makes TLA get up as well, and Drake rams TLA right into the corner! TLA tries to hang on to that shoulder lock, but Drake catches him with a series of elbows to the side of the head! TLA lets go and Drake just rears back and punches TLA right in the face!
Flannery McCoy: Drake puts some space between himself and the champion, and TLA is checking his mouth, making sure there’s no blood. He’s fine and that prompts him to scoot up the ropes and perch himself on the top turnbuckle. TLA waits for Drake to turn around and THERE GOES THE CHAMPION! TLA FLIES! TLA WITH A FLYING BODY SPLASH TO DR-
Jake Mercer: DRAKE JUST SPRANG UP AND CAUGHT TLA WITH A SUPERKICK!
Stew-O: THAT SUPERKICK JUST CAUGHT TLA IN MID-AIR AND THE CHAMPION IS DOWN! HE CRASHED AND BURNED, AND I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE LANDED ON THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! DRAKE SMELLS BLOOD AND BEGINS DROPPING KNEE AFTER KNEE TO THE BACK OF TLA’S HEAD! TLA COVERS UP, BUT DRAKE IS ON HIM AND HE IS THROWING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH! THE REFEREE STEPS IN TO CHECK ON TLA, BUT DRAKE SHOVES HIM OFF AND STARTS THROWING ELBOWS TO THE CHAMPION’S HEAD NOW! I THINK TLA MIGHT BE CONCUSSED!!! :lupe:!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE QUICKLY GRABS TLA AND LOOKS TO FINISH HIM OFF! HE’S GOT TLA IN POSITION! OH MY GAWD! THERE IT IS! ‘DRAWN BY BLOOD’! TLA HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT THANKS TO DRAKE’S SWINGING REVERSE STO AND DRAKE GOES FOR THE COVER! NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! NO! NO! TLA’S FOOT IS UNDERNEATH THE ROPES! THE REFEREE SEES IT AND HE CAN’T AWARD DRAKE THE VICTORY! DRAKE IS FURIOUS! HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! HE LITERALLY JUST HAD THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP WON!
Stew-O: DRAKE GRABS BOTH OF TLA’S LEGS AND GOES FOR ANOTHER COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: TLA KICKS OUT!
Jake Mercer: Drake just punched the mat out of sheer frustration and I don’t blame him! He had TLA finished and should have won the match right there!
Stew-O: You have got to be aware of your in-ring position at all times, Jake, and of your opponent’s as well. Drake should have hooked the legs the first time around!
Flannery McCoy: There’s no sense in arguing because what’s done is done. This match is still on and both men still find themselves with a chance to leave here tonight with the World Heavyweight Championship.
Stew-O: Drake helps TLA up and he unloads a massive knife edge chop to the chest of the champ! TLA grimaces but he has enough fortitude to strike back with a chop of his own! DRAKE A TAKES A SECOND TO RECOVER BEFORE HE CHOPS BACK AND TLA ANSWERS IMMEDIATELY! BOTH MEN ARE CHOPPING THE HELL OUT OF ONE ANOTHER!! DRAKE WITH A CHOP! TLA WITH A CHOP! DRAKE! TLA! DRAKE! TLA! DRAKE! DRAKE! DRAKE CHOPS TLA RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! DRAKE GRABS THE ARM BUT TLA CATCHES DRAKE IN THE NOSE WITH A NASTY LOOKING PALM STRIKE! TLA WHIPS AROUND DRAKE AND LOCKS HIS ARMS AROUND DRAKE’S WAIST, BUT DRAKE BLOCKS THE GERMAN SUPLEX ATTEMPT! DRAKE CATCHES TLA IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH AN ELBOW, REVERSES, AND HE IS ABLE TO GET TLA DOWN WITH A GERMAN! DRAKE HANGS ON AND GOES FOR A SECOND, BUT TLA HAS A LOT OF FIGHT LEFT! TLA LEAPS UP AND THEN DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS FORWARD! HE PULLS DRAKE DOWN AS WELL AND HE HAS HIM IN A PIN! TLA HAS DRAKE PINNED!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE-
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE KICKS OUT!
Jake Mercer: Both men are back to their feet and they lock up! Drake tries to gain the upperhand but TLA immediately latches onto the arm he began working on earlier! Drake tries his best to get free, but TLA locks on a shoulder claw! The shoulder claw is cinched in and TLA wraps his other arm around Drake’s neck! He forces Drake to the mat! Drake maneuvers around, and throws his legs up! He is able to get TLA in a head scissors and he forces the champion onto the mat! TLA rolls backwards to break the hold before the referee can even get down to count and he backs up towards the ropes! TLA runs at Drake… BASEMENT STYLE DROPKICK! TLA IMMEDIATELY GOES BACK TO THE ROPES AND CLIMBS UP TOP! TLA HAS TAKEN NUMEROUS HIGH RISKS IN THIS MATCH ALREADY AND THAT GOES TO SHOW YOU GUYS WHAT HE IS WILLING TO DO IN ORDER TO REMAIN EL CAMPEON!!!
Stew-O: TLA GETS SET AND WE KNOW WHAT’S COMING! ‘420’! ‘420’! THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS CO-
Flannery McCoy: IT DOES NOT CONNECT! DRAKE GOT HIS KNEES UP! TLA IMMEDIATELY CLUTCHES HIS STOMACH AND FALLS OUTSIDE THE RING!
Stew-O: Drake is using this time to really catch his breath. That’s smart from the challenger because TLA is clearly hurting right now. Drake is finally back to his feet and he goes outside, right as TLA is getting back up himself. Drake immediately flies at TLA, wrapping him up in a sleeper hold from behind, and that prompts TLA to force them both back into the ringpost! Drake’s back connects the post and he is forced to let go, but that doesn’t stop him from trying again! TLA manages to catch him with an elbow straight to the jaw, and he whips around… VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! TLA GRABS DRAKE BY THE THROAT AND SLAMS THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD INTO THE POST! DRAKE SLUMPS TO THE GROUND AND NOW THE CHAMPION IS STRANGLING THE CHALLENGER! JESSICA IS RUSHING INTO THE PICTURE AND THAT PROMPTS TLA TO LET GO OF DRAKE! HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO JESSICA, WHO THROWS HER HANDS UP IN SURRENDER!
Jake Mercer: This predator is eyeing Drake’s little sister like she’s some prized piece of lesbian poon, and I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all.
Flannery McCoy: Jessica knows the risks she takes whenever she comes to the ring with Drake, and she already got herself into the match earlier! TLA hasn’t forgotten that, and he also knows that this time around he’s not going to have Serena Bennett on standby, ready to save him from a female associate of his opponent.
Jake Mercer: TLA has closed the gap between himself and Jessica and he seizes her by the arm. Jessica lets out a shriek and TLA pimp slaps the taste right out of her mouth! :damn:
Stew-O: DRAKE GRABS TLA FROM BEHIND AND SPINS HIM AROUND! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! DRAKE QUICKLY GRABS TLA AND PLANTS HIM INTO THE GROUND WITH A TORNADO DDT!
Flannery McCoy: TLA is down and look! Drake is ripping up that protective padding! He is exposing the floor and I shudder to think of what he’s got planned this time.
Jake Mercer: Who the hell knows? Drake is sick and tired of coming up short in world championship matches. He feels like it’s now or never, and he has vowed to do whatever it takes to win here tonight. Drake has pulled TLA up and he suplexes him down onto the unprotected ground! Drake maintains control AND THAT’S WASTELAND! DRAKE JUST LAID WASTE TO TLA WITH THE FALCON’S ARROW! TLA might be broken in half!
Stew-O: Drake is screaming at his sister right now and what the hell is she doing??
Flannery McCoy: Oh no. She just took off that super kewt Gucci belt I was admiring during their entrance and she just handed it to Drake! :lupe:!!!!
Jake Mercer: Drake folds the belt in half and now he’s whipping TLA! Drake is beating TLA like he beat that Poon Palace bitch!
Stew-O: ……………….
(All of a sudden the crowd erupts.)
Jake Mercer: THAT’S STEROID DAWG! SOMEONE GET THAT MANGY MUTT OUT OF HERE!!!!!
Crowd: STEROID DAWG! STEROID DAWG! STEROID DAWG!
Flannery McCoy: STEROID DAWG JUST TACKLED DRAKE AND SANK HER TEETH INTO THAT INJURED ARM! DRAKE IS TRYING TO FIGHT THE DAWG OFF BUT SHE IS TOO STRONK! STEROID DAWG IS ABSOLUTELY MAULING DRAKE KING RIGHT NOW AND EVERYONE SEEMS FROZEN IN FEAR!
Jake Mercer: I HOPE THAT BEAST HAS GOTTEN IT’S FUCKING RABIES SHOT!
Stew-O: StarrStan and a team of EAW officials have come running down to the ring! One of them has a syringe and immediately stabs Steroid Dawg with it! :lupe:!!!! I hope that wasn’t one of Dr. Bethany Blue’s syringes!!!! :lupe:!!!!
(Steroid Dawg lets out a heartbreaking whimper as she goes to sleep and two referees gently gather her up and carry her back to the back.)
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: This crowd is fucking piss right now over what just happened! Steroid Dawg has been carried out but look at Drake’s arm. It’s absolutely mangled right now.
Crowd: FUCK YOU DRAKE! FUCK YOU DRAKE! FUCK YOU DRAKE!
Jake Mercer: HOW ARE THEY GOING TO SCREAM AT DRAKE?! HE DID NOTHING WRONG!!!! HE LITERALLY GOT ATTACKED BY A SNARLY, NASTY, DISGUSTING DOG AND NEARLY HAD HIS ARM TAKEN OFF!!!!
Crowd: FUCK YOU DRAKE! FUCK YOU DRAKE! FUCK YOU DRAKE!
(The referee in charge of the match is checking with StarrStan about what to do next while the crowd riots. Medical officials and Jessica are both tending to Drake right now, who is clearly in a lot of pain and distress.)
StarrStan (Off Mic): The match continues. We have to have a winner between them.
Flannery, Jake, and Stew-O: WHAT?!
Flannery McCoy: StarrStan just said the match continues! There’s gotta be a winner!
Jake Mercer: HOW?! DRAKE’S ARM MIGHT HAVE TO BE AMPUTATED!!!!
Stew-O: That’s one hell of an exaggeration, if you want my honest opinion. Not that the members of the EAW Universe haven’t just been begging for an Amputation Match.
Flannery & Jake: :skip:!!!!
Jake Mercer: What the fuck kind of people do we have watching this production??
Stew-O: :lupe: I think these are mainly Voltage fans.
Flannery McCoy: Say no more. Trashy ass people.
Stew-O: TLA JUST STRUCK DRAKE IN THE ARM WITH A LEADPIPE! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!
Jake Mercer: THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF DRAKE WITH THE LEADPIPE NOW AND NO ONE IS ATTEMPTING TO STOP HIM! STARRSTAN SAID THE MATCH WILL CONTINUE AND I GUESS HE DOESN’T REALLY CARE HOW IT CONTINUES! EVERYONE ELSE HAS SCATTERED AND TLA GRABS DRAKE BY THE HAIR AND BRINGS HIM OVER TO THE EXPOSED FLOOR! TLA GRABS THE ARM AND SLAMS IT DOWN INTO THE CONCRETE AND HE’S GOT THE BELT! TLA HAS THE BELT!
Flannery McCoy: TLA IS WHIPPING DRAKE KING LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS PAYBACK FOR THE POON! THIS IS PAYBACK FOR WHAT WENT DOWN JUST MOMENTS AGO! DRAKE KING IS GETTING A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE AND NOW TLA IS WRAPPING THE BELT AROUND THE ARM! DRAKE’S ARM IS A BLOODY, DISGUSTING, MANGLED MESS AND TLA IS ABOUT TO MAKE THINGS TEN TIMES WORSE FOR THE PARAGON! HE PULLS DRAKE UP BY THE BELT AND SLINGS HIM INTO THE RING STEPS!!!!!
Stew-O: TLA is firmly back in control and he begins to rip those steps apart! He places his foot on Drake King’s neck and slams the steps down Drake’s arm! Drake’s cries of pain are echoing throughout this arena, and how many people right now are happy to see this?! TLA lifts the steps up once again and brings them down on that injured arm! I have no idea how Drake is even going to continue the match at this point. He needs medical treatment immediately, and with all due respect to Steroid Dawg, we don’t know where she’s been. If those bites get infected, Drake could really get sick…
Jake Mercer: Well blame StarrStan for whatever happens next, Stew! He is the one who said this match had to go on no matter what.
Flannery McCoy: The referee is desperately trying to get TLA back into the ring but honestly his hands are kind of tied. We know that this match will continue until someone is the winner. TLA drags Drake over to the Japanese announcer’s table which I guess is because the Spanish announcer’s booth was destroyed earlier during the Interwire Championship match. TLA begins pulling everything apart and he grabs one of the wires, securing it firmly around Drake’s neck. I can’t help but look over at Jessica right now and the concern on her face is pretty clear. I don’t think she necessarily wants to get involved right now because TLA’s handprint is still visible across her cheek.
Stew-O: Well with every moment that TLA spends choking Drake, The Paragon’s hopes of capturing his first ever world championship start slipping away. This was always going to be a war because it’s pretty personal between these two, but I don’t think Drake would have anticipated it getting out of hand like this.
Flannery McCoy: I won’t disagree with that.
Jake Mercer: TLA has Drake in a sitting position and Drake looks out of it. That chord is still wrapped tightly around his throat and his face has turned several shades of purple. TLA isn’t letting up either. He is bashing Drake in the head with his fist, and further cementing the fact that he will do whatever it takes to defend his championship. TLA finally lets go of Drake and gets to his feet and this sold-out crowd of 70,000 plus people are on their feet along with the champion. I don’t blame TLA one bit for taking a moment and soaking it all up. The atmosphere here in Stadio Olimpico is absolutely electric and O…
Flannery McCoy: O.
Stew-O: TLA just made a throat slashing gesture :lupe:!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! NO! TLA JUST GOT DRAKE IN POSITION FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROYER! THIS IS WHAT TOOK DRAKE OUT AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION! DRAKE KING IS BARELY CONSCIOUS AND TLA IS LOOKING TO PUT THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF DRAKE KING!
Flannery McCoy: HE HITS! TLA JUST PUT DRAKE THROUGH THE JAPANESE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE WITH A VERY MEXICAN DESTROYER! TLA HOISTS DRAKE’S LIMP BODY OVER HIS SHOULDER AND WALKS HIM BACK TO THE RING! TLA LETS DRAKE DROP, WHICH SLAMS DRAKE’S FACE INTO THE APRON OF THE RING! AND THAT WAS JUST TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY GUYS! TLA FINALLY THROWS DRAKE INTO THE RING AND HE GOES FOR THE COVER! TLA IS GOING TO RETAIN THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: JESSICA JUST PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING! ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!
Flannery McCoy: THE REFEREE IS ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS BUT JESSICA JUST SAVED HER BROTHER’S CHAMPIONSHIP DREAMS! THE TWO ARE ARGUING AND TLA LOOKS LIVID. THIS IS DEJA VU ALL OVER FOR HIM! THE MAN CAN NOT CATCH A BREAK WHEN IT COMES TO MEDDLING FEMALE FAMILY MEMBERS AND HE IS OUT OF THE RING AND MAKING HIS WAY OVER TO JESSICA! JESSICA QUICKLY GRABS THE REFEREE AND SHE THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO TLA! TLA CATCHES THE REF AND THAT ALLOWS JESSICA A CHANCE TO DART AROUND THE RING. SHE’S REACHING UNDER THE RING APRON AND OH GAWD. THERE IT IS. I JUST KNEW IT WAS GOING TO COME INTO PLAY EVENTUALLY!
Jake Mercer: JESSICA HAS THE BRANDING IRON AND SHE IS POINTING IT AT TLA! TLA DOESN’T SEEM TO CARE! HE FAKES A KICK AND SNATCHES THE BRANDING IRON RIGHT OUT OF HER HAND!
Stew-O: NEITHER OF THEM SEE THAT INSIDE THE RING DRAKE HAS COME BACK TO LIFE! DRAKE IS BLOODED, BATTERED, BROKEN, AND HIS ARM IS LITERALLY DISGUSTING! IT’S LITERALLY JUST HANGING THERE, LIMPLY AT HIS SIDE. DRAKE IS TRYING TO SHAKE IT OFF. HE KNOWS WHAT’S AT STAKE! AND HE SEES THAT TLA IS ABOUT TO BRAND THE SHIT OUT OF HIS SISTER! DRAKE BACKS UP AND TAKES OFF RUNNING! TOPE CON HILO!!!! HE TAKES OUT TLA!!!! THE BRANDING IRON IS LOOSE AND JESSICA GRABS IT… PASSING IT OVER TO HER BROTHER!!! DRAKE TAKES IT AND BEGINS DRIVING THE BLUNT END OF THE OBJECT INTO TLA’S FACE!
Flannery McCoy: The fact Drake King is even in this match right now is beyond my comprehension but over the years we have seen plenty of Elitists go through hell and back, and still manage to keep going. This man is no exception, and who knew that back when Drake debuted a couple of years ago with absolutely no hype that he would become one of the most hated, and most revered Elitists in this company? The evolution of Drake King has been incredible to watch and I don’t even know how the hell this match is going to end.
Jake Mercer: :lupe: Things could be ending quickly for TLA because Drake has just fired up that branding iron! Drake is holding it up in the air and this crowd is livid! They are booing the hell out of this man and Drake goes to drive the branding iron in TLA’s face! TLA gets his hands up and he is gripping the weapon too! Both men are fighting for control of the branding iron! TLA almost had it shoved in his face, but thankfully got his hands up! But Drake is on offense now and he wrestles the branding iron away from TLA! He stomps TLA in the gut a few times and slams his foot right into TLA’s face! Drake jerks TLA up into a sitting position and HE SMASHES THE BRANDING IRON OVER TLA’S SKULL!!!! Drake tried to concuss TLA earlier and this probably isn’t going to help anything! TLA slumps back to the ground and that is one sick ass smile that has just spread across Drake’s face. He takes the branding iron and he brings it down on TLA!
Stew-O: NO! TLA ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AND DRAKE JUST BURNED A HOLE IN THE PROTECTIVE PADDING! TLA SOMEHOW GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND HE SLIDES INTO THE RING BUT DRAKE IS ON HIS HEELS! TLA TRIES TO CUT DRAKE OFF BUT THE BRANDING IRON CONNECTS WITH TLA’S STOMACH! DRAKE BASHES IT OVER TLA’S HEAD ONCE AGAIN AND HE HAS FORCED THE CHAMPION TO HIS KNEES! DRAKE LEAPS OVER TLA AND RUNS THE ROPES… AND HE COMES BACK WITH A FLYING KNEE TO THE BACK OF TLA’S SKULL! TLA FACEPLANTS RIGHT INTO THE MAT AND DRAKE BENDS DOWN, SCREAMING AT HIS FOE TO GET BACK UP! TLA IS STRUGGLING TO PULL HIMSELF UP BUT HERE COMES DRAKE! FALLEN KINGDOM! FALLEN KINGDOM! THE CURB STOMP CONNECTS! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: HOW?! HOW?! HOW DID TLA JUST KICK OUT OF THAT?! I THOUGHT HE WAS DONE?!?!?!?!
Flannery McCoy: THIS CROWD JUST ERUPTED AND I CAN BARELY HEAR MYSELF TALK RIGHT NOW! TLA KICKED OUT ‘FALLEN KINGDOM’ AT THE LAST NANOSECOND! THE HEART OF THIS GREAT CHAMPION WAS JUST ON DISPLAY!!! TLA HAD TO WAIT FOREVER TO BE A WORLD CHAMPION HERE IN EAW AND THAT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM LET THAT GO! DRAKE CAN’T BELIEVE IT! THE SHOCK ON HIS FACE RIGHT NOW IS EVIDENT! HE IS TRULY STUNNED THAT TLA KICKED OUT JUST NOW!
Stew-O: Drake has to go right back to the drawing board and he grips the branding iron in his good hand. There is nothing but pure evil written on the face of Drake King right now. Twice he’s felt he had the match won, and you have to believe he is wondering what it’s going to take to keep a man like TLA down.
Jake Mercer: Well, I guess we are about to find out because Drake King is pulling TLA up by the hair with his good hand. Drake is screaming in TLA’s face and it’s probably for the best that the camera’s can’t pick up what he’s saying, but he’s brought the branding iron up to TLA’s face now :lupe:!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Drake is inching that burning end closer and closer to TLA’s face and I can’t watch this. I really just can’t watch it. Once upon a time Drake burned Raven Roberts’ face off during a match, and something tells me he would hold that thing on to TLA’s face until we saw bone if he had too.
Stew-O: TLA JUST NAILED DRAKE IN THE BALLS! THE BRANDING IRON DROPS FROM HIS HANDS AND DRAKE HITS HIS KNEES! TLA TAKES THE BRANDING IRON AND WHIPS IT ACROSS DRAKE’S FACE! THE CROWD IS CHANTING TLA’S NAME AS THE CHAMPION DIGS DOWN DEEP AND GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET. HE IS EXHAUSTED AND PROBABLY HAS A CONCUSSION, BUT NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP THIS MAN FROM ATTEMPTING TO RETAIN HIS TITLE! TLA TAKES THE BRANDING IRON AND LOOK AT THE SMILE THAT JUST CROSSED HIS WEARY FACE!!!! HE KICKS DRAKE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND DRIVES THE BRANDING IRON INTO THE INJURED ARM!!!!!!
(The screams of Drake King pierce the ears of everyone inside Stadio Olimpico. The smell of burning flesh permeates through the air, making a lot of fans turn their faces away.)
Jake Mercer: TLA IS A MONSTER! HE JUST SEARED DRAKE KING’S OWN INITIALS INTO THOSE WOUNDS CAUSED BY STEROID DAWG!
Crowd: AMP-U-TATION! ? ? ? AMP-U-TATION! ? ? ? AMP-U-TATION! ? ? ?
Jake Mercer: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! STOP CHANTING THAT!!!!
Stew-O: TLA DROPS THE BRANDING IRON AND PICKS DRAKE UP! HE HOOKS HIM! MEXICAN DE-
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!! HOW IN THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?! HOW DID DRAKE MANAGE TO GET TLA UP! DRAKE HAS BEEN THROUGH ABSOLUTE HELL IN THIS MATCH AND HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THE MEXICAN DESTROYER!!!!
Jake Mercer: There is nothing but pure desperation in the eyes of Drake King. Time is running out and he doesn’t have a lot left! His arm is dripping with blood. It has been burned and bitten, and just completely wrecked in this match. The will and desire to be World Heavyweight Champion and finally become the face of EAW is the only thing that is keeping him going at the moment. Drake retrieves the branding iron from the canvas and he has no other choice. He has got to go for broke right now!
Stew-O: But TLA is back up! TLA is back up! He is looking at Drake and he is motioning for him to come at him! Drake grips the branding iron and swings at TLA! TLA ducks and whips around! He catches Drake with the Mandible Claw but Drake kicks TLA below the belt! TLA slumps to his knees and Drake backs up…. RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE! TLA IS DOWN AND DRAKE HAS THE BRANDING IRON! WHAT IS HE ABOUT TO DO?!
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: Right now Drake is stomping on the back of TLA’s head! And I’m sure that’s not helping the fact TLA is likely concussed. Drake has the branding iron again and he slams the blunt end of the object into the back of TLA’s skull! TLA is bleeding from the back of his head now and Drake pulls TLA’s head back by the hair! Drake forces TLA’s mouth open AND DEAR GOD! NO! OH NO! NO! THIS CAN’T BE REAL!!!!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE SHOVES THE BRANDING IRON IN TLA’S MOUTH AND LETS HIM DROP! TLA HAS THAT BRANDING IRON IN HIS MOUTH AND DRAKE COMES FLYING AT HIM WITH FALLEN KINGDOM! FALLEN KINGDOM TO TLA WITH THE BRANDING IRON IN HIS MOUTH! THAT IS SICK!
Crowd: …………..
Flannery McCoy: My stomach just churned.
Stew-O: DRAKE KICKS TLA OVER AND THROWS HIMSELF OVER THE CHAMPION!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE KING DID IT!!!!
(“Ready for War” by Adelitas Way begins to blast across the PA system.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… ‘THE PARAGON’ DRAKE KING!
(Jessica lets out a cry of happiness and snatches the World Heavyweight Championship from the Stephie. She rushes into the ring and throws herself into Drake’s arm(s)??, who has somehow managed to get to his feet.)
Stew-O: WHAT A MATCH!
Jake Mercer: WHAT A MASSACRE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Drake King just scored the biggest win of his life! He has been saying all week that he had to do it and that he would do it, and tonight it finally happened. Three other times Drake has fought for a world championship and come up short, but not on this night!
(Jessica has passed the World Heavyweight Championship over to Drake and all he can do is just look down at it. For all the bitching Drake gets accused of doing, one thing no one can ever say about him is that he doesn’t work hard. Loss after loss, and setback after setback never deterred this particular Elitist. Drake kept going, and he continued to improve, and slowly morphed into one hell of a competitor.)
Jake Mercer: From piss break to World Heavyweight Champion, Drake King has come so far. Now he stands at the top of Dynasty as the new World Heavyweight Champion.
Stew-O: And we can’t take anything away from TLA. He had to be killed tonight in order to be kept down, and seeing him finally win a world championship at House of Glass against arguably the greatest to ever live is a moment I will never, ever forget. There aren’t many people like TLA. People who remain true to themselves no matter what shitty hand they get dealt. Whether it’s something of their own doing, or just an unfair set of circumstances, TLA has always just been himself. You have to respect him and respect the hustle, and there’s no doubt in my mind that he won’t be right back in the world championship picture soon.
Flannery McCoy: But tonight belongs to Drake King. He was left for dead at various points in this match and somehow managed to be the last man standing. I’m not sure what Friday nights are going to be like now with Drake King holding the biggest prize on Dynasty, but I’m sure we won’t have to wait that long to find out.
Jake Mercer: FRIDAY NIGHT CHRISTIANITY! :blessed:! :blessed:! :blessed:!
Stew-O & Flannery: :wow:
(Jessica has stepped back so Drake can have the spotlight to himself. He continues to stare down at the belt and the camera catches a smug smile spreading across his face. Drake finally looks up and with only one arm to raise, he holds that belt high in the air.)
Drake King (Off Mic): I told you so.
(The crowd is booing, clearly unhappy at the result. TLA has already been helped from the ring and looks to be out of it. The primary focus is on Drake King, EAW’s self-proclaimed ‘Paragon’, and more importantly, the brand new World Heavyweight Champion.)
(INTERMISSION)
(‘Holy Grail’ plays up as the cuts to the Stadio Olimpico for King of Elite as the camera pans around at the jam packed arena screaming in support for the show. The camera then slowly pans over past the other announcers desk to the Showdown announcers table as Deadprez, Eve, and Gavin Kirkland sit there ready for another intense show)
Deadprez: WELCOME BACK TO KING OF ELITE! We just went through some intense action but that was only the beginning and now we’re coming back for more as we have more matches that are sure to kick up your heart rate and probably give you a heart attack because of all the blood!
Eve: I certainly feel the same way DP as tonight we cap this beautiful time here in Rome off with some EAW action with the rest of the matches at show. The New Breed, Specialist, PURE Answers World Championship and much more are on the line tonight and I’m sure you wouldn’t want to miss it!
Gavin Kickland: Oh boy I’m so fucking ready. I got all my lotion here to survive the night I can’t wait to see all these fucking tiddies, it’s about to rain down in Rome tonight! FUCK IT! LET’S SEE THOSE MATCHES!
(The lights dim on the stage as a spotlight slowly begins to brighten up at the center of the stage)
Narrator: We all come with a purpose. Some to live, some to thrive, some to survive, some to end. End rule, end tyranny, succeed.
(At the center of the spotlight a small podium begins to rise up. A object is seen on the podium with a curtain covered over it, its unknown what it is)
Narrator: In this World it’s survival of the fittest, natural selection.
(Another spotlight shines down on the far left side of the stage. Band equipment is shown as on the drum a logo is shown ‘Cane Hill’ and as soon as the crowd sees that they begin to jeer as they know who it is. Suddenly holograms of Darkane, Myles, and Mr. DEDEDE arise. Xander Payne is here)
Narrator: Time is at a standstill. Fate weighs upon this sole moment, and **he** will not let it pass without standing tall. Come alive, IT FOLLOWS!
(The holograms quickly dust away to nothing as strobe lights begin to whirl around the arena as Cane Hill is seen and the rift to ‘It Follows’ begins to play as the crowd boos even more. Xander Payne then makes his way out to the stage. He has wanderer clothing over his ring attire as he has a rucksack bag as he raises it in the air to the boos of the crowd. He then peels off the curtain concealing the object. It is seen as an exact wax replica of Cameron Ella Ava’s head. He has a smirk as he takes out what’s in the bag. A large contraption with various locks and blades in a dome shape.)
(“I TRIED TO RUN AND RUN BUT PARANOIA WAITS FOR ME!
MY CLOCK IS COUNTING DOWN AND TIME WONT GIVE IT BACK TO ME!”)
Deadprez: What the fuck is that?
Eve: I think it’s called a reverse bear trap?
Gavin Kirkland: God I’m horny looking at that Cameron head. I feel an urge to just run up there and… nevermind.
(“THE IRON FIST OF DANGER!
ALWAYS SMILING NEVER SLEEPS!”)
(Xander places the reverse bear trap over Cameron’s wax head as it quickly collapses over it and Cameron’s wax head jumps off the podium and falls to the floor. Xander has a smirk as he raises his hand in the air again to the boos of the crowd)
(“THE HAND OF DOOM RESIDES UPON MY OWN WORST ENEMY!”)
Deadprez: That was scary. Imagine if that’s a warning for what’s to come for Cameron. Xander has come with a intent to rush and kill and I’m sure he’s keen on doing that in order to gain the Answers World Championship.
Eve: That’s the goal and I’m sure Xander is going to do anything and everything to gain the Answers World Championship. He’s been very keen on practically spitting on Cameron and I’m sure he wants to back his words more than anything.
(Xander enters the ring and takes off the mask showing his face. He has X’s painted over his face on his eyes to the boos of the crowd as he looks around with a smirk. The spotlight continues to follow him as he raises his hands in the air once more and taking a big bow at the dramatic performance he just put on tonight as the band ceases performance on ‘It Follows’ and Xander goes to his corner)
(“ULTRAnumb (Exterminated Remix)” by Blue Stahli hits to an explosion of cheers as Cameron Ella Ava steps out onto the stage. She wears a blue mechanic style collared crop top with matching shorts and a red bandanna to tie her hair up. She had the Answers World Championship around her waist. Cameron pauses at the top of the ramp, twirling and shaking her hips as she usually does. She pauses with her back turned to the ring, Looking over her shoulder and putting up a muscle to pose and look exactly like Rosie the Riveter.)
Eve: But here comes the champion herself! No need for spectacle, for any of that! All the spectacle she needs is what’s around her waist right there! The gold of her Answers World Championship!
(Cameron walks over to the disembodied was head that’s meant to represent her. She reaches down, picking it up by the contraption that it’s inside of, looking disgusted.)
Deadprez: Cameron obviously not a fan of Xander’s little bit of showmanship. Xander may have sent his message. But he also may have fueled the fire in Cameron!
(Cameron begins to walk down the ramp with the head in hand. Holding it up to Xander with a raised eyebrow before tossing it to the side. Cameron then climbs up and into the ring before climbing up into the turnbuckles. She leans forward, letting her hair fall over her face. She reaches back, unlatched the title, and then whips her hair back behind her while holding the title high, posing for the crowd. She then drops back down into her corner, waiting for the match.)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen… the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Gina Romano: AND IT IS FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Gina Romano: Introducing first… the challenger. From Brampton, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 355 pounds…
Xander Payne (off-mic): 255 POUNDS!!!!!!!
Gina Romano: Oh… well that can’t be right… XANDER PAYNE!!!
(Xander looks pissed off in his corner as the crowd boos.)
Gina Romano: And now… the champion… from Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 130 pounds… she is the reigning… defending… EAW Answers World Champion… CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!
(Cameron grins as she holds up the title, looking out to the cheering fans supporting her. She then hands the title to the referee who calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Eve: And we are underway here with this Answers World Championship matchup! Xander is staring down Cameron from across the ring, but the champion isn’t phased. Both of them just watching the other. Xander pushing himself out of his corner— BUT CAMERON NOW DARTING IN! GODDESS TOUCH!
Deadprez: BUT XANDER CAUGHT HER! LAST SEDATION! THE POP UP POWERBOMB CONNECTS! XANDER HAS THE COVER!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Eve: OH! BUT CAMERON KICKING OUT AT THE LAST SECOND! She tried to go for it all right out the gate and it nearly cost her but it’s going to take more than that to put the Answers World Champion down! Xander grabbing her by the hair now and pulling her over to the corner! Cameron trying to get to her feet but feeling the effects of the Pop Up Powerbomb! Xander dragging her to her feet before she has the chance to do it herself and shoved her back into the turnbuckles! Xander now laying in vicious kicks to the abdomen of Ava and trying to kick through her! Every shot hitting harder than the last! Cameron is slipping back against the corner and slowly falling back to the mat as every shot hits!
Deadprez: Cameron is seated on the mat now with only the turnbuckles propping her up! Xander pulling back! Cameron is dazed! This doesn’t look good for the champion! CANNONBALL!
Eve: OH MY GOD! CAMERON’S HEAD JUST SNAPPED BACKWARDS AND HER BODY WAS CRUSHED ON THAT COLLISION! Xander looking oh so proud of himself now! He looks down at Cameron’s lifeless body and he’s barely broken a sweat! The crowd are booing and Xander now mocking the fans! Laughing at them as they shower the ring in boos!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Gavin Kirkland: But look at Cameron! The wisdom that comes with real titties! Now fake ass moobs like Payne! :blessed:
Eve: CAMERON JUST ROLLED UNDER THE ROPES AND FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE! Cameron still down, still hurting, but that veteran wisdom to get out of the ring shining through! The champion gets herself out of danger and Xander doesn’t even realize it yet! Xander is too busy soaking up all the damage he’s done and he doesn’t see Cameron on the outside!
Deadprez: But now he does! Xander finally turns around to go for Cameron and realizes she’s not there! Cameron up to her knees on the outside, still trying to shake her head clear! Xander looking around and he sees her on the outside! Payne climbing out to the floor and going to grab the champion— BUT CAMERON WITH A PUNCH CLEAR ACROSS XANDER’S FACE!
Eve: Xander is stunned by finally being hit but he’s far from down! Cam getting up to her feet and throwing punches left and right! Fighting against this blob of a behemoth and showing the fight we all know her for! Shot after shot and Xander is wobbling on his feet after every punch! Cam winding up! Going for one more big haymaker! BUT XANDER BLOCKS THIS ONE! HE GRABS CAMERON AND SHOVES HER TO THE SIDE RIGHT INTO THE RING APRON! Xander now grabbing Cameron— XANDER WITH HIS HANDS AROUND CAM’S THROAT AND BENDING HER SPINE BACKWARDS OVER THE APRON AS HE CHOKES HER!
Gavin Kirkland: Damn that’s sexy…
Eve and Deadprez: :dahell:
Gavin Kirkland: I MEAN HOW DISGUSTING!
Deadprez: The referee being very lenient to not start counting yet but Xander pushing the limits as he now starts punching Cameron right in the stomach as he holds her bent backwards on the apron! Now he takes the champion and pulls her off the apron, looking to hurl her into the steel steps— OH BUT CAMERON BREAKING AWAY! SHE KICKS XANDER IN THE BACK OF THE LEG! AND A SHOTGUN DROPKICK SENDING XANDER FACE FIRST INTO THE STEPS! HIS HEAD JUST BOUNCED OFF THE SOLID STEEL! AND HES GOT A GASH RIGHT NEXT TO HIS EYE NOW!
Eve: You call it a gash, Cameron calls it a target because she’s already moving towards him! Cameron standing over Payne now and driving punches directly into the face of the challenger! Targeting that eye! Pounding away and opening that gash! Blood flowing down Xander’s cheek! Cameron dragging him up to his feet! Pulling with all she has to get this large man up to a vertical base! She takes him by the head and told him back into the ring, sliding in after him! Xander is crawling, reaching for the ropes to find his way to his feet but Cameron stands to her feet behind him! Cameron looking to put this match away before it goes any farther! Xander finally getting to the ropes! He pulls himself up! Wobbling on jelly legs but still up! He turns around—
Gavin Kirkland: THE GODDESS TOUCHED HIM!
Deadprez: CAMERON CONNECTS WITH THE GODDESS TOUCH ENZIGURI! RIGHT TO THE ORBITAL BONE OF THAT BLOODY EYE! XANDER IS DOWN! AND CAMERON FALLS ON TOP OF HIM, HOOKING ONE MEATY LEG AS SHE GOES!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Eve: BUT PAYNE POWERS OUT!
Deadprez: Cameron not letting this opening get away from her though! She pops to her feet! Cameron Ella Ava leaping to the top rope and spring back! MOONSAULT! SHE CONNECTS RIGHT ACROSS THE GUT OF XANDER! ANOTHER COVER!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Eve: Barely even a two count this time as Xander Payne looks like he’s getting angry!
Gavin Kirkland: What a stupid move! Everyone knows Xander’s belly is basically body armor!
Deadprez: Cameron dropping on top of Xander now and trying to lay in punches but Payne shoving the champion away! Xander up to his feet and you can see the stream of blood all down his face and neck! Xander snarling as he rushes right after Cameron! BIG CLOTHESLINE! BUT CAMERON DUCKS IT! PELE KICK FROM CAMERON! BUT PAYNE BLOCKS IT AND CAM CRASHES TO THE MAT! PAYNE WITH A SENTON! BUT CAMERON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! CAM WITH A STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO PAYNE AND SPRINGBOARDS INTO THE ROPES! LIONSAULT! BUT PAYNE GETS THE KNEES UP! CAMERON LANDS RIGHT ONTO THE KNEES OF XANDER PAYNE!
Eve: Cameron clutching at her abdomen now as she rolls off and Xander Payne looking to get on the offensive! With murder in his eyes, Xander now stalking Cameron Ella Ava!
Gavin Kirkland: I SHOULD HELP HER! SHE SHOULDN’T BE STUCK IN THERE WITH A MONSTER LIKE THAT!
(Gavin stands up to find his foot has been handcuffed to the commentary desk.)
Gavin Kirkland: WHAT?!?
Eve: After you tried to interfere in the tag match we took precautions during your last nap between sex jokes.
Gavin Kirkland: But what if someone goes through our table? What about my foot?
Deadprez: The doctors put Chris Elite and Kassidy Heart back together after they were blown up. You gon’ be fine.
Eve: BUT XANDER PAYNE NOW WITH A KICK TO THE STOMACH OF CAMERON ELLA AVA AS SOON AS SHE STANDS UP! PAYNE LOOKING TO MAKE A STATEMENT HERE! LOOKING FOR THE PAYNEKILLER! THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER WOULD BE THE END OF CAMERON!
Deadprez: BUT CAMERON KICKING HER LEFT LEG OUT OF THE PACKAGE POSITION! PULLING HER RIGHT LEG OVER! CAMERON WITH A GOGOPLATA CHOKE ON XANDER! SHE COULD CRUSH HIS LARYNX WITH THIS!
Eve: BUT XANDER STILL HAS HER UP! XANDER FIGHTING THE CHOKE! XANDER MOVING BUT HE CAN’T SEE WHERE TO GO! XANDER RUNS FORWARD LOOKING FOR THE TURNBUCKLES BUT HE’S AT THE ROPES! XANDER GRABBING TIGHT ONTO THE ROPES BUT CAMERON SIMPLY LAYING BACKWARDS AND KEEPING THE SUBMISSION APPLIED! LETTING GRAVITY HELP HER APPLY MORE PRESSURE AS SHE DANGLES OVER THE ROPE!
Ref: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
Deadprez: And Cameron finally releasing the hold before she gets disqualified! Cameron dropping to the apron and rolling back underneath the bottom rope as Xander clutches at his throat! Cameron now coming from behind and looking to do some more damage! Going for a chop block— BUT XANDER SIDE STEPPED IT! XANDER DROPPING DOWN WHILE CAM IS VULNERABLE WITH AN ELBOW TO THE SPINE! AND NOW XANDER MOUNTING CAMERON ELLA AVA FROM BEHIND! HE GRABS HER BY THE HEAD AND JUST STARTS SMASHING CAMERON’S FACE INTO THE CANVAS! OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND YOU CAN SEE THE LIGHTS GOING OUT IN THE CHAMPIONS EYES AS XANDER IS NEARLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AT THIS POINT!
Gavin Kirkland: What a disgusting creature! Definitely not what I’d do if I mounted Cameron from behind!
Eve: Cameron trying to catch herself before each connection with the mat but the weight of Xander is forcing her head to collide over and over again! You can already see the bruises forming on her foreheads and over her cheek! I see blood coming from her nose! Cameron fighting so hard to hang on but how much of this can she take?
Deadprez: Xander now turning over! He places a knee right into the base of Cameron’s spine and now wrapping his hands around her chin and bending her backwards! The more damage Xander does to the spine, the more effective that Last Sedation is going to be if he can hit it again! The same for the Paynekiller because of how it compresses the neck! OH! AND NOW XANDER HOLDING HER THERE WITH ONE HAND WHILE CLUBBING THE CHAMPION’S HEAD WITH HIS FREE HAND! XANDER PAYNE LOOKING TO PICK CAMERON APART! PIECE BY PIECE!
Eve: Cameron is crying out in pain now but refusing to give in! The referee keeping a close eye on her but I’m afraid the might of this giant bastard on her back might be too much even for the Goddess! Xander clubbing away over and over again! OH COME ON! Xander grabbing the bloody nose of Cameron and using his finger to pull her backwards with it! This disgusting man just laughing as he does this to the champion!
Deadprez: Xander pulling back on Cameron’s nose and now using his other hand to grip her neck from behind and bend it! He’s going to try to break her spine and put her out of commission like he’s done to so many others in recent times! Xander has Cameron’s blood all over his hand and now his own blood running from his face and dripping and smearing all over Cameron! This is a nasty sight!
Eve: OOF! Xander finally releases the hold but not before bouncing Cameron’s skull right off the canvas yet again! Cameron might be out cold! Both of these competitors are already a bloody mess! And Xander now just grabbing Cameron by the hair! A disgusting smirk on his face! Cameron swinging her arms but she’s barely showing any real life force behind it after that onslaught! Xander now holding Cameron by the roots of her hair—
Xander Payne (off-mic): YOU ARE PATHETIC! YOU ARE WEAK! IT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME TO WIN THE TITLE! IT WAS MY TIME! AND YOU STOLE IT! I WILL NOT LET SOME WOMAN STEAL MY TIME!
Deadprez: XANDER SHOVES CAMERON BACKWARDS! SHE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND BACK AT THE CHALLENGER! HE POPS HER UP! LAST SEDATION! THE POP UP POWERBOMB PLANTS CAMERON HARD ON THAT DAMAGED SPINE AND XANDER HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gavin Kirkland: NEW CHAMPION!
Eve: NO! CAMERON KICKED OUT! SOMEHOW JUST BEFORE THE REFEREE COULD COUNT THREE! XANDER IS DISTRAUGHT! HE’S YELLING AT THE REF THAT IT WAS A THREE COUNT BUT THE REF IS TELLING HIM TWO! XANDER IS INCENSED! HE GRABS CAMERON AGAIN! HE DOESN’T EVEN BOTHER WITH THE ROPES! LAST SEDATION!!!!
Deadprez: CAMERON COUNTERS WITH A HURRICANRANA! XANDER SENT INTO THE ROPES AND IS HUNG UP ON THE SECOND ROPE! CAMERON SEES HIM! SHE POPS TO HER FEET AND SHAKES AWAY THE COBWEBS! TIGER FEINT KICK! SHE CATCHES XANDER RIGHT IN THE FACE! SHE CONNECTED WITH THAT BUSTED EYE AGAIN! XANDER IS KNOCKED BACK TO THE MAT! HE’S RUBBING AT HIS FACE AND I THINK SOME BLOOD FINALLY GOT INTO HIS EYE THERE! HE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO SEE ON THAT SIDE NOW!
Eve: AND CAMERON KNOWS IT! SHE BOUNDS OFF THE ROPES ON XANDER’S BLIND SIDE! RUNNING BOOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! XANDER MAY BE OUT COLD! CAMERON HAS THE COVER NOW!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEE—
Deadprez: But fatass powering out yet again! Cameron looking up at the referee confirming it wasn’t a three and shaking her head! Cameron running her hands back through her hair and trying to clear her head, staying focused! Xander rolling over and still trying to wipe that eye clear! Cameron pulls herself back, staying out of Xander’s view! Xander using the ropes and picking himself up— IN EXCELSIS!
Eve: LAST SEDATION!
Deadprez: XANDER CAUGHT CAMERON JUST BEFORE THE KNEE COULD CONNECT WITH HIS SKULL AND COUNTERED WITH ANOTHER POWERBOMB! XANDER FALLS OVER THE TOP OF THE CHAMPION! THIS COULD DO IT!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Eve: CAMERON GETS A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Deadprez: THE REF COUNTED THREE! ITS OVER! XANDER IS CELEBRATING! WE HAVE A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!
Eve: NO! THE REFEREE SEES CAMERON’S FOOT ON THE ROPE AND HE WAVES OFF THE COUNT!
Deadprez: Xander is too busy celebrating the win and doesn’t realize the match is still going! The referee grabbing him and telling him! Oh no… XANDER LOOKS ABSOLUTELY PISSED!
Xander Payne (off-mic): WHAT DO YOU MEAN FOOT ON THE ROPES?!? YOU COUNTED THREE!!
Eve: The ref counted three but had not called for the bell yet! He has the discretion to wave off the count if he sees something like a rope break! Xander— XANDER JUST GRABBED THE REFEREE! XANDER LIFTING UP THE OFFICIAL! THAT IS NOT A WRESTLER! PUT HIM DOWN!
Deadprez: LAST SEDATION! XANDER JUST POWERBOMBED THE REFEREE FROM THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE! THAT MAN IS NOT TRAINED TO TAKE THAT BUMP! HE COULD BE DEAD!
Gavin Kirkland: But now Xander has Cameron all to himself… and no referee to stop him…
Eve: Cameron barely stirring! Pure instinct saving her with that rope break but she has no idea what’s in store for her right now! Xander— Xander is climbing out of the ring! Oh no… XANDER GOING SHOPPING UNDER THE RING!
Deadprez: He just tossed a steel chair into the ring! And now he’s got some kind of… the fuck is that?
Eve: Something in a big ass case. Who knows with this company. But Cameron is waking up and Xander now pulling himself back into the ring and grabbing the steel chair! Xander— XANDER SMASHING THE CHAIR OVER CAMERON’S BACK!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! I’M SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE TO GIVE CAMERON A BACK SHOT!
Deadprez: XANDER SMASHING THAT CHAIR INTO CAMERON’S SPINE OVER AND OVER! THE CHAMPION IS HURTING! CAMERON LOOKING TO GET AWAY! SHE ROLLS OUT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE! CAMERON TRYING TO RECOVER!
Eve: But Xander not far behind! He takes that chair and runs up behind Cam! Cameron turns around! XANDER DRIVING THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO HER MIDSECTION!
Deadprez: BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! CAM IS HURTING BUT SHES LOOKING RIGHT IN XANDER’S EYES!
Cameron Ella Ava (off-mic): YOU HIT LIKE A BITCH!
Eve: XANDER PULLS THE CHAIR BACK AND SWINGS IT AGAIN— BUT CAMERON WITH A DROPKICK TO THE CHAIR SENDS IT BACK INTO PAYNE’S FACE! PAYNE IS KNOCKED BACK TO THE FLOOR! CAMERON HOPPING UP ON THE APRON NOW AND RUNNING! JUMPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP FROM THE APRON TO XANDER ON THE FLOOR! CAMERON ELLA AVA FIRING BACK UP HERE! CAMERON TAKES THE CHAIR AND SMASHES IT ONTO XANDER! OVER AND OVER! NO REMORSE FOR THE MAN WHO TRIED TO DO THE SAME TO HER JUST MOMENTS AGO!
Gavin Kirkland: Now what?
Eve: Cameron just tossed the chair to the side! What’s she… SHES GOT THE HEAD! THE BEAR TRAPPED WAX HEAD! THE ONE THAT XANDER BROUGHT OUT!
Deadprez: Xander is trying to get up—
Eve: AND CAMERON JUST BLASTED HIM IN THE SIDE OF THE FACE WITH THAT METAL WRAPPED WAX HEAD!
Deadprez: Cameron now grabbing Xander! Trying to pull him up to his feet and— XANDER DRIVING CAMERON BACKWARDS AND SPINE FIRST INTO THE APRON! CAMERON’S SPINE MUST BE IN KNOTS BY NOW! CAMERON YELLING OUT IN PAIN AND XANDER ROLLING HER BACK INTO THE RING!
Eve: But Xander not climbing back in! He’s got that big ass case and slides it into the ring now! Xander looking to utilize whatever the fuck that thing is! He kneels down and opens the case—
Deadprez: Okay… what the fuck even is that?
Eve: Some kind of machine? It’s got pads and a bunch of buttons. Looks medical grade. The pads make me think some kind of electric shock tens unit? Or maybe—
Gavin Kirkland: ITS A LIPOSUCTION MACHINE!
Eve: How the fuck do you know what a liposuction machine looks like?
Gavin Kirkland: I have to maintain my girlish figure.
Deadprez: But what’s so bad about— XANDER JUST PULLED THOSE PADS OFF THE MACHINE AND THEY EACH HAVE A BIG ASS NEEDLE ON THEM!
Gavin Kirkland: Well yeah. It has to get the fat out somehow. I’m just glad Xander realizes his need for— wait… WAIT! NO!
Eve: XANDER DRAGGING CAMERON OVER TO THE MACHINE! HE’S GOING TO DRIVE THOSE NEEDLES INTO CAMERON’S BODY AND TRY TO TORTURE HER AND HUMILATE HER AT THE SAME TIME! HE GRABS CAMERON BY THE ARM AND HOLDS HER UP! XANDER DRIVING THE FIRST PAD NEEDLE RIGHT THROUGH CAMERON’S BICEP!
Cameron Ella Ava (off mic): AAAAAAGGGHHHH!!
Deadprez: Cameron just snapped back to life from the stabbing pain in her arm! The champion trying desperately to pull but Xander keeping her from ripping the needle out!
Xander Payne (off-mic): Lets see if we can make this ugly whore look a little prettier for—
Eve: CAMERON JUST KICKED XANDER RIGHT IN THE DICK! XANDER DROPS CAMERON AND CRUMBLES AS HE HOLDS HIS CROTCH! CAMERON DROPPED TO HER KNEES AND SHE PULLS THAT MASSIVE NEEDLE OUT OF HER ARM! Cameron trying to catch her breath here but now she sees the machine! And she looks over at Xander rolling on the mat! Cameron— CAMERON DRAGGING THE MACHINE OVER! SHE TAKES THAT PAD NEEDLE THAT WAS JUST IN HER ARM AND DRIVES IT RIGHT INTO XANDER’S STOMACH! SHE GRABS ANOTHER AND SHOVES IT INTO HIS LEG! AND ANOTHER! CAMERON GRABBING TWO MORE! SHE SHOVES ONE RIGHT INTO HIS SHOULDER! AND ANOTHER RIGHT INTO THE LEFT CHEEK OF HIS FACE! XANDER SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HE GETS STABBED OVER AND OVER BY THESE NEEDLES! CAMERON FINALLY SATISFIED AND STANDS TO HER FEET!
Cameron Ella Ava (off mic): You’re welcome, fatass.
Deadprez: CAMERON JUST CUT THE MACHINE ON AND IT STARTS TO PUMP! OH MY GOD THIS IS DISGUSTING!
Eve: Cameron using that machine but I don’t think it’s supposed to hurt like that! Xander writhing in pain on the ground as this device of his own choosing tortures him! Cam is not a doctor, but I don’t think she cares so much as she wanted this to hurt him!
Deadprez: Xander reaching up! Ripping and tearing! He yanks the needle out of his face as a trickle of blood streams down! Trying to grab at his shoulder but Cameron turning the power of the machine up! Xander screaming bloody murder now! Xander pulling the shoulder needle out!
Eve: But Cameron is done with this! She wants to win the match! She grabs the last two needle and yanks them out of Xander’s leg and stomach! She tosses the machine, now covered in Xander’s blood, out of the ring as it crashes to the outside!
Gavin Kirkland: But Xander has never been thinner! What a body!
Deadprez: Xander looks enraged but some of those needles may have hit nerves! He’s having trouble getting up! Cameron coming in from behind! IN EXCELSIS!
Eve: Xander down to a knee! He’s not all the way down yet though! Cameron hitting the ropes one more time and— GODDESS TOUCH! XANDER DROPS! HE HAS TO BE OUT COLD! THIS IS IT!
Gavin Kirkland: But who’s gonna count the pin?
Deadprez: CAMERON WAVING TO THE STAGE AND CALLING FOR A REFEREE! FINALLY WE HAVE AN OFFICIAL! HES RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP! THE REF SLIDES INTO THE RING! CAMERON DROPS DOWN ON XANDER!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Eve: BUT THEY TOOK TOO LONG! XANDER RECOVERS AND KICKS OUT!
Deadprez: Cameron not willing to give up yet though! She wipes the blood away from her nose and rolls Xander over! Tying him up and— AVA LOCK! CAMERON GETTING THE AVA LOCK APPLIED! XANDER IS STILL NOT ONE HUNDRED PERCENT AFTER THOSE NEEDLES WERE ATTACHED AND HES NOT LOOKING GOOD RIGHT NOW! XANDER COULD BE FADING! THIS COULD BE IT!
Eve: The referee checking on Payne! Lifting the arm! IT DROPS! He checks the arm again! AND IT DROPS AGAIN! If it drops one more time—
Deadprez: BUT XANDER HOLDS HIS HAND UP THIS TIME! PAYNE THROWING BACK ELBOWS INTO CAMERON! FIGHTING! FLAILING! THOSE ELBOWS CONNECTING WITH CAMERON’S RIBCAGE! CAMERON TRYING TO HOLD ON!
Eve: BUT CAMERON HAS TO RELEASE THE HOLD! THOSE ELBOWS WERE TOO MUCH! WHAT A FIGHT PUT UP BY THE CHALLENGER! Cameron rolling off of Xander now and Payne trying to get himself some space! Hoping to catch his breath! Cameron clutching at her ribs as she tries to stand up again! Xander pressing up to his knees and to his feet! That murderous look returning to his eyes! Xander— XANDER TAKES OFF AND POUNCES CAMERON DIRECTLY INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RUNNING SPLASH IN THE CORNER THAT COULD’VE JUST MOVED THE RING! XANDER NOW WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! HE PULLS CAMERON IN BY THE HAIR AND PUT HER HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS!
Deadprez: Breh… come on…
Eve: Disgusting! He’s just pausing there and now grinding against Cameron’s head! This disgusting freak!
Gavin Kirkland: Can’t blame him.
Eve: Xander finally pulling Cameron up out of that horrific charade! He hooks the legs! LOOKING FOR THE PAYNEKILLER ONCE AGAIN! LOOKING TO PUT THIS AWAY AFTER HUMILIATING THE CHAMPION LIKE THAT! XANDER—
Deadprez: CAMERON PUSHES HERSELF UP AND OVER XANDER NOW! SHE LANDS BEHIND HIM! XANDER IS CONFUSED BUT CAMERON LEAPS UP! HANDS AROUND HIS NECK! STRANGLEHOLD BACKBREAKER!
Eve: AND NOW SHE FOLLOWS IT UP!
(Gavin Kirkland stands to his feet.)
Gavin Kirkland: My god…
Deadprez: STRANGLEHOLD BACKBREAKER INTO A STRAIGHT JACKET CHOKE! CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS XANDER PAYNE TRAPPED IN THE CLEO LOCK! CAMERON DIGGING DEEP! PULLING OUT THE PATENTED SUBMISSION OF ONE OF HER LONGEST RIVALS! THATS HOW MUCH CAMERON WANTS TO KEEP THAT BELT! THATS HOW FAR SHE IS WILLING TO GO! DIGGING DEEP INTO HER OWN HISTORY AGAINST CLEOPATRA FOR SOMETHING TO PUT XANDER AWAY!
Gavin Kirkland(sitting down and sobbing): I just… I need a moment… my dear Cleo… *sobs*
Deadprez: Its okay, buddy. But Cameron has that hold in deep and Xander is struggling to breathe! He can’t possible last long here after being stuck in the Ava Lock just moments ago! Xander struggling! Reaching! Clawing for some kind of escape! Having to move with only his feet from the straight jacket position!
Eve: Cameron has the Cleo Lock in and is tightening her grip with every movement! Looking to choke the remaining life from the challenger! Xander is almost gone! He’s fading!
Deadprez: Can this be it!?!? The move of the woman Cameron battles for so long! Will this be enough to put Xander away?!? Xander digging! Inching his way to the ropes but his face is tomato red and he doesn’t have much left! Xander making one last desperate pull towards the ropes with his feet! He reaches his foot out!
Eve: BUT XANDER’S EYES JUST ROLLED BACK INTO HIS HEAD! HES OUT!
Deadprez: BUT HIS FOOT FELL ONTO THE ROPE! THE REFEREE IS FORCING CAMERON TO RELEASE THE HOLD! XANDER JUST BARELY WAKING UP AS THE AIR FILLS HIS LUNGS AND THE REFEREE SAYS THE MATCH WILL GO ON! Xander rolling himself to the apron to try and recover but Cameron wants to keep the pressure on! She reaches through the ropes to try and grab him! She’s pulling on Xander and trying to drag him into the ring but Xander is flailing all about! Xander pulling his shoulder underneath the top rope!
Xander Payne (off-mic): IM IN THE ROPES! SHES CHEATING!
Deadprez: Oh you have to be kidding me after all this! Now the referee coming to break them up! BUT XANDER REACHING OVER THE REFEREE WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE OF CAMERON! Xander not forgetting about his own blinded eye! But Cameron not being kept down that easily! She moves in and— XANDER GRABBING CAMERON BY THE HEAD AND SNAPPING HER NECK ON THE ROPES AS HE DROPS TO THE FLOOR! Cameron falls back! All that damage to her spine and neck has taken its toll! And now Xander is up on the apron again! And now— XANDER PAYNE CLIMBING HIMSELF TO THE TOP ROPE! XANDER UP AND LOOKING DOWN AT CAMERON CLUTCHING AT HER NECK! HE’S HIT THAT 450 SPLASH BEFORE BUT IT COULD CRUSH CAMERON UNDER ALL HIS WEIGHT!
Eve: Cameron right in the drop zone and—
Deadprez: CAMERON POPPING UP TO HER FEET! SHE WAS PLAYING POSSUM! A BASIC ROPE HANG WASN’T GOING TO KEEP HER DOWN THAT LONG! CAMERON SPRINGBOARDING FROM THE SECOND ROPE! UP TO THE TURNBUCKLE! CAMERON JUST BOUNCED UP TO HIT THE GODDESS TOUCH ON THE TOP ROPE! HOLY SHIT!
Eve: XANDER IS TEETERING ON THE TOP ROPE! CAMERON DROPS DOWN! SHE LOOKS AT XANDER DANGLING THERE! CAMERON HAS SOMETHING IN MIND! CAMERON— CAMERON PULLING XANDER FACE UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS! WHERE IN GOD’S NAME IS SHE GETTING THIS STRENGTH?!?
Deadprez: CAMERON HAS PAYNE UP ON THE ARGENTINE RACK! SHES STRAINING WITH ALL THAT WEIGHT ON HER! CAMERON WITH ONE LAST DESPERATE ATTEMPT! BREAKING BARRIERS! SHE DROPS TO HER KNEES AND HITS THE RACK ATTACK! XANDER DROPS TO THE MAT BEHIND HER!
Eve: CAMERON POSSIBLY FURTHER DAMAGING HER OWN SPINE TO HIT THAT MOVE! SHE FALLS BACKWARDS IN PAIN TO MAKE THE COVER!
Ref: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
…………….
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen… here is your winner… AND STILL THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!
(The referee hands Cameron the title belt, she tries to get to her feet but can’t stand up. The referee helps her up and raises her hand. As her music hits the speakers again.)
Eve: Cameron Ella Ava went to war, putting everything on the line and even having to hurt herself even further to put Xander away! It took every shot she could lay in! But Cameron retains the belt! The champion slays the beast!
Deadprez: But Xander put her through hell to get there! He took an absolute beating and could not be put down! Whoever has to deal with a frustrated Xander Payne after this… fear for them.
(Cameron rolls out of the ring and tried to walk, stumbling to her knees. The referee climbs out and puts her arm around his shoulder, the title belt in her other arm. She raises the belt up as the fans cheer their champion.)
Deadprez: Cameron Ella Ava has worked her entire life to get that title. And she’s willing to sacrifice that life to keep it! That’s a once in a generation talent that we have holding the belt!
Eve: You can say that again! Cameron is a model champion! And she won’t let that belt go without giving her last breath for it!
(Cameron vanishes behind the curtain as the fans continue to applaud her for the victory. The shot focuses on Xander who has barely woken up inside the ring.)
(King of Elite cuts to—
**ILLEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE**
Deadprez: WHAT?!? NO!
Eve: WHERE?!? HOW?!?
(“Illest Motherfucker Alive” by Jay-Z and Kanye West blasts through the arena as everyone goes absolutely wild. Xander is in the ring looking around, confused as he tries to get to his feet.)
Deadprez: LOOK! RUNNING OUT OF THE CROWD! RIGHT THERE!
Eve: SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!
Deadprez: DEDEDE! MR. DEDEDE IS BACK AND HE JUST TORE XANDER IN HALF WITH A SPEAR! DEDEDE NOT STOPPING THERE EITHER! HE SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND DRAGS XANDER OUT WITH HIM! DEDEDE DRAGGING XANDER THIS WAY! OH GOD NO! DEDEDE ROLLING XANDER RIGHT ONTO OUR COMMENTARY TABLE!
Eve: AND NOW HES GOT THAT CHAIR THAT XANDER PULLED OUT EARLIER! DEDEDE CLIMBING UP THE APRON! PULLING HIMSELF UP THE TOP ROPE WITH THAT CHAIR IN HAND! DEDEDE HOLDS THE STEEL CHAIR IN PLACE UNDER HIS ARM! WINGS OF HELL TO THE OUTSIDE COMMENTARY TABLE!
Deadprez: LOOK OUT!
(Eve and Deadprez both leap away from the table as DEDEDE crashed into Xander and through the table.)
Deadprez: HOLY SHIT! DEDEDE JUST DESTROYED THE MAN THAT PUT HIM ON THE SHELF! XANDER PAYNE IS MOTIONLESS IN THE PILE OF RUBBLE!
(DEDEDE stands over Xander as “Illest Motherfucker Alive” picks up again. DEDEDE has a disgusting grin as he begins to make his way back up to the ramp.)
Eve: Gavin! GAVIN! Are you okay! You were still chained to the table!
Gavin Kirkland: I’m still thinking about Cleo…
Deadprez: How the fuck your leg isn’t broken?!?
Gavin Kirkland: Oh. The table broke in the perfect way to snap the chain of the cuffs and set me free.
Eve: But… what’re the odds of that?
Gavin Kirkland: Gavin Kirkland always comes on top.
Deadprez: You mean comes out on top?
Gavin Kirkland: Nope.
Eve: …yuck.
Deadprez: Well as long as you ain’t hurt. But Xander… Gawd only knows…
Eve: DEDEDE is back… and he wants his revenge…
(Medical arrives to help Xander as DEDEDE now stands at the top of the ramp, looking very pleased with his actions before disappearing behind the curtain.)
(Commercial for the EAW Medical Team! Do you want to learn how to defy physics and all medical understanding? Sign up today!)
(King of Elite returns and the Showdown announce is in the background talking.)
Gavin Kirkland (in the background): We move on from the fuckery that we’ve been through tonight so far with a good ole fashion pure wrestling match! Harlow Reichert defends the PURE Championship against former champion, Jake Smith in a so-called “rematch” from Road to Redemption!
Eve (in the background): In the month of January, Harlow Reichert defended the PURE Championship three times in her open invitationals! She has vowed to be a fighting champion and man, has she done that so far?
Deadprez (in the background): She’s been a fantastic champion, but this title is known for having Elitists’ reigns end prematurely. Will Harlow be one of those reigns or will Jake Smith add his name as the second man in EAW history to hold the PURE Championship more than once? Who will leave Rome with the gold? We’re going to find out right now!
(“Toxic Valentine” by All Time Low blasts through the speakers. The crowd boos Jake Smith the moment that he walks out from the back. From the reception, it’s clear that this crowd is pro-Harlow Reichert. Jake has a smirk on his face as he has a swagger to him as he makes his way to the ring.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL–
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Gina Romano: …AND IT’S FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PURE CHAMPIONSHIP…INTRODUCING FIRST….THE CHALLENGER….FROM VENICE, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN 210 POUNDS…HE IS “THE MIGHTIEST ONE”….JAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE SMMMMMMIIIIIIIITTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Eve: The first time that Jake Smith contended for the PURE Championship was back in October during Battle of Egypt. Jake would dethrone Mark Michaels and his four-month reign as PURE Champion. He made an immediate impact on the Showdown brand. However, those have stated that his reign ended way too soon at Road to Redemption thanks to a woman who embodies what pure wrestling is.
Deadprez: I liked how Jake Smith was coming to his own as PURE Champion and you saw new confidence within him. After Road to Redemption, it was a bit unclear where Jake would go, but he got himself an opportunity at the PURE Championship. He wanted a match at this big stage. He didn’t want any of the “petty open challenges” that Harlow did for the month of January.
Gavin Kirkland: In this company’s history, the only man to have gotten a second reign as PURE Champion is none other than Hall of Famer and Dynasty General Manager, StarrStan. I feel like Jake should be determined to add his name to the list.
(“Toxic Valentine” fades as “Eye of the Tiger” by New Found Glory plays as the crowd in the arena gives a standing ovation for Harlow Reichert. Harlow comes out with a smile, but a determined look on her face. The PURE Championship is on her waist as she sets her eye on the opponent in the ring.)
Gina Romano: AND INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT…FROM CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND…SHE IS THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PURE CHAMPION, “MISS CONSISTENCY AND RESILIENCY,” HARRRRRRRRRLLLLLOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW REEEEEIIIIICCCHHHHHEERRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Harlow extra thicc tonight. :noah:
Eve: In the month of January, Harlow Reichert defended the PURE Championship three times. Three times. She has done a fantastic job of elevating the championship and being a better champion than Mr. DEDEDE. Due to her struggle to get an Answers World Championship match and being denied, Harlow made it her mission to be a fighting champion and never deny anyone of an opportunity at challenging her for the title.
Deadprez: Jenny Punk put a bit of a halt to it. Harlow would have liked getting another title defense in, but Jenny was looking out for her and making sure that she doesn’t overwork herself.
Gavin Kirkland: Harlow got that stamina. She can go all night. :wow:
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Eve: HERE WE GO! The rematch is underway here as both competitors circle the ring not taking their eyes off one another. Both competitors now go into a collar and elbow tie-up! Jake has her now in a side headlock, he wrenches down but Harlow runs and pushes Jake to the ropes and Jake rebounds from the ropes and hits a shoulder tackle knocking Harlow down to the mat! Jake gives Harlow a cold look before he runs to the ropes again and Harlow is back up as Jake runs and rebounds off the ropes and Harlow drops down and Jake jumps over and runs off the opposite ropes and Harlow runs at him with a leaping lariat!
Deadprez: Jake is back up and Harlow is wasting no time going for the Irish whip off the rope but Jake reverses it and now Harlow bounces off the ropes and slides under Jake’s legs now facing his backside, and Jake swings his arm backward, but Harlow ducks it and turns it into a spinning neckbreaker! Harlow doesn’t cover as she knows that won’t be enough and she picks Jake up from the mat and she hooks both of his arms up….but Jake reverses it now facing Harlow’s back and he turns it into a snap German suplex and bridging for the pin!
ONE!
TWO!!
Gavin Kirkland: Harlow kicks out and Jake is back up to his feet right away and throws a hard running knee into the ribs of Harlow! He’s throwing several knees into Harlow’s midsection and now he balances Harlow in the corner…shoulder thrust! He now does this repeatedly before the referee gets some separation between the two wrestlers! He steps back a few steps before walking to Harlow again and Harlow throws an elbow to Jake’s face stopping him in his tracks! Harlow takes this time and lifts her legs up and she places her feet on his shoulders by his head….hurricanrana from Harlow! Jake is up and stumbles into the opposite corner now and Harlow charges full speed at him..AND HARLOW CONNECTS WITH A SPLASH IN THE CORNER!
Eve: NO! JAKE CAUGHT HER IN MID AIR..AND HE THROWS HER UP IN THE AIR TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR, AND HARLOW LANDS FACE FIRST OFF THE STEEL STEPS!
Deadprez: I wouldn’t be surprised if Harlow has a concussion from that! Jake takes a second in the ring before he steps outside and picks up Harlow who looks to be unconscious and he smashes Harlow’s head on the ring apron before throwing her back in the ring! Jake climbs up the top rope! Jake sees Harlow barely moving and he balances himself on the top rope setting up for maybe Crossfire?! BUT LOOK HARLOW IS UP QUICKLY AND THROWS HERSELF ON THE TOP ROPE CAUSING JAKE TO LOSE HIS BALANCE ON THE TOP ROPE INJURING HIS JAKE’S SMITH’S..
Gavin Kirkland: Jake is a sitting duck on the top rope now and Harlow goes up top with him…she’s setting up for a belly to back suplex but Jake is refusing to let it happen with all his will! Jake throws a headbutt at Harlow but Harlow is teetering on the top rope and Jake tries it again but Harlow blocks and throws a forearm! HARLOW IS SETTING UP FOR A HURRICANRANA OFF THE TOP ROPE…BUT JAKE IS STILL HOLDING ON!!! HE LIFTS UP HARLOW FROM THE GROUND AND NOW HAS HER IN A POWERBOMB POSITION…..SIT-OUT POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE ON HARLOW RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! JAKE FOLLOWS IT WITH A PIN!
ONE!
TWO!!
Eve: Harlow gets the shoulder up! Jake now picks up Harlow and hooks both of her arms looking for Ride To Hell–But Harlow drives Jake backward into the corner causing Jake to let go of her arms! Harlow backs up and now as she’s fully back up…Jake Smith with a superkick!! BUT HARLOW DUCKED IT…BUT JAKE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS EXPECTING IT AS HE DROPS HER DOWN TO THE MAT! CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN! Harlow is looking at the ropes extending her arm out but Jake ain’t letting up with this submission here!
Jake Smith (no mic): TAP!! TAP!!
Deadprez: Harlow is refusing to tap out here! She’s scrambling and now she’s crawling her way to the ropes and now she extends her arm once again….she gets to the ropes and now Jake is forced to break the hold! Jake releases the hold and now he’s just stomping on the downed Harlow! Jake Smith thinks about what to do next for a second before waiting for Harlow to get up and turn around and lifts Harlow on his shoulders setting up for something but Harlow escapes it and runs to the ropes again BUT JAKE CATCHES HARLOW WITH A PARALYZER SPINEBUSTER!! BUT NO HARLOW COUNTERED IT INTO A TORNADO DDT! JAKE SMITH ROLLS OUT OF THE RING BEFORE HARLOW COULD MAKE THE COVER! HARLOW RUNS TO THE ROPES AND GOES FOR THE SUICIDE DIVE..AND IT CONNECTS TAKING JAKE DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE! The referee begins his count to twenty as Harlow is pumping the crowd up!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
Eve: Harlow picks up Jake to throw him back in the ring but Jake fights off Harlow and he grabs her by the head and throws her back first into the barricade!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
Deadprez: Jake looks up at the referee in the ring counting and he gets on the apron and now he waits for Harlow to get to her feet! Jake now goes for the running forearm off the apron to Harlow on the outside!! But Harlow got her knee up and she hits Jake hard with it! Jake is holding his nose now on the ground and Harlow lifts him up and and lifts him up in the backbreaker! HARLOW’S INFERNO!!! SPINNING TORTURE RACK SLAM TO JAKE RIGHT ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON!!! JAKE IS OUT!! HARLOW GETS BACK IN THE RING NOW!!
EIGHT!
NINE!
TEN!
ELEVEN!
Eve: Harlow is sitting in the ring now just waiting on what Jake’s gonna do. Is he gonna beat the count?! It doesn’t look like it as he looks badly hurt! Harlow now stands up and looks on at Jake from inside the ring leaning on the ropes! Jake is barely and I mean, barely moving!
TWELVE!
THIRTEEN!
Gavin Kirkland: LOOK! HARLOW JUST VOLUNTARILY GOT OUT OF THE RING SHAKING HER HEAD NO! SHE AIN’T GONNA RETAIN THAT WAY! THE CROWD LOVES IT!
Eve: She throws Jake Smith back in the ring and now she’s the one going up top! She is gonna put the finishing touches on this match here and Jake is still down! WUTHERING HEIGHTS!! THE CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS IT CONNECTS BEAUTIFULLY! HARLOW WITH THE COVER!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
….
Eve: JAKE GETS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!! HOW?!?! HARLOW LOOKS ABSOLUTELY STUNNED HERE! BOTH HAVE NOW USED ONE ROPE BREAK! Harlow now just sits there next to Jake wondering what she has to do next! She stands and now waits in the corner for Jake to finally rise to his feet and he does…..LES MISERABL—NO JAKE SIDESTEPPED IT! JAKE ROLLS UP HARLOW!! BUT HARLOW REVERSES IT AND ROLLS THROUGH AND HITS A FRONT DROPKICK TO THE SEATED JAKE SMITH! HARLOW NOW KEEPING UP THE MOMENTUM AND PICKS UP JAKE SMITH AND HAS JAKE IN A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX POSITION! JAKE THROWS HIS ELBOW ON THE HEAD OF HARLOW FORCING HER TO LET GO HALTING HER MOMENTUM! Jake Irish whips Harlow into the other corner! He charges at Harlow…but Harlow throws her elbow up stopping Jake! Harlow! Harlow springboards off the middle rope and goes for the crossbody! BUT JAKE CATCHES HER! JAKE WALKS AND THROWS HER TO THE OUTSIDE ONCE AGAIN TO MAYBE BUY HIMSELF SOME TIME! HARLOW MIGHT HAVE LANDED A BIT AWKWARD THERE!
Gavin Kirkland: Jake Smith is in the ring still recuperating and he looks out and sees Harlow holding her right knee. A smile crosses his face and now he’s like a shark who smells blood in the water! Jake rolls to the outside and walks over to Harlow on the ground…he stomps on the knee! He smiles again as he quickly picks up Harlow and rolls her in the ring just enough as he stays on the outside and he keeps a hold of her right leg and drags her over to the ring post and places her underneath….NO!! HE SLAMS HARLOW’S KNEE INTO THE RING POST REPEATEDLY!!
Deadprez: IS THIS EVEN LEGAL IN PURE RULES?! THE REF ISN’T DOING ANYTHING TO STOP IT! JAKE NOW WRAPS HIS ARM AROUND HARLOW’S KNEE AND HE DROPS AND PLACES HIS LEG AROUND IT IN A SUBMISSION!!! STOP THIS!!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIV– COME ON LET IT GO!!!
Eve: Jake lets go and he’s smiling taunting the crowd as Harlow is crawling desperately away from the corner inside the ring! Jake slowly is taking his time getting back in the ring now! He’s stalking Harlow from behind and picking his spot…HEAD DECAPITATOR, THE SHINING WIZARD CONNECTS TO THE BACK OF HARLOW’S HEAD! JAKE COVERS!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Deadprez: HARLOW KICKS OUT!! Jake Smith arises to his feet again and he grabs Harlow by her hair as he picks her up and hooks her arms as he’s going for the chickenwing facebuster! He has her up…but Harlow reverses it into a pin!
ONE!
TWO!!
Eve: JAKE REVERSES IT INTO A PIN OF HIS OWN!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Eve: HARLOW KICKS OUT AGAIN AND NOW BOTH COMPETITORS ARE UP AND HARLOW RUNS AT JAKE BUT JAKE DODGES AND HARLOW ALMOST RUNS INTO THE REFEREE BUT SHE STOPPED JUST BARELY IN TIME!—-JAKE FROM BEHIND WITH THE SUPERKICK…..BUT HARLOW MOVES AND JAKE GETS THE REFEREE!!! OH NO!!
Deadprez: JAKE TURNS AROUND AFTER REALIZING WHAT HE DID AND HARLOW CHARGES AT HIM BUT JAKE CATCHES HER WITH A PARALYZER SPINEBUSTER!! JAKE looks around him and he realizes the referee is down and now…he slithers out of the ring! He goes underneath the ring and grabs a steel chair! He will do anything to win the PURE Title back tonight! Jake is holding the chair inside the ring now and he looks down at Harlow facing down! Harlow flips over to her back and JAKE RIGHT AWAY LIFTS THE CHAIR UP AND SLAMS IT DOWN ON HARLOW’S INJURED RIGHT KNEE!! OH MY GOD!! HARLOW IS SCREAMING IN AGONY RIGHT NOW! THE CROWD IS BOOING LOUDLY AS JAKE IS SOAKING IT IN!
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE PICKS UP HARLOW AND SLOWLY PUTS HER IN THE DDT POSITION! HE HOOKS THE ARMS…RIDE TO HELL!! THE ELEVATED BUTTERFLY DDT ON TOP OF THE CHAIR!!! NO!! NOT THIS WAY! JAKE THROWS THE CHAIR TO THE CORNER AND HE PICKS THE REFEREE UP BY HIS SHIRT TRYING TO WAKE HIM UP!! HE COVERS! THE REFEREE IS COUNTING VERY SLOWLY NOW!! NO!!
ONE!
TWO!!
Eve: NOT THIS WAY!!
THREE!!!
Deadprez: WHAT A DAMN SHAME!!
….
…..
Eve: HARLOW KICKS OUT!! THE CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!!! THE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP MEANS TOO MUCH TO HER TO LOSE LIKE THAT!!
Deadprez: Jake Smith is at a loss for words right now! Jake rises to his feet and picks the chair up again! The referee isn’t up yet as he’s still shaking the cobwebs out! Harlow is helplessly trying to pick herself up using the ropes! She might not have a clue where she is! Jake now smacks the mat with the chair and he’s about to take another shot at Harlow and Harlow turns around—–JAKE JUST TOSSED THE CHAIR TO HARLOW AND DROPPED TO THE MAT!! WHAT?! THE REFEREE IS UP!! THE REFEREE SEES HARLOW WITH A CHAIR IN HER HANDS!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE REFEREE LOOKS CONFUSED! IF HE WERE TO DISQUALIFY HARLOW THE TITLE WOULD CHANGE HANDS BECAUSE OF HARLOW BREAKING PURE RULES! GENIUS BY JAKE SMITH!!!
Referee (off-mic): WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! DID YOU JUST USE THAT?!?!
Deadprez: HARLOW IS BEGGING AND PLEADING AS HARD AS SHE CAN SHE DIDN’T USE THE CHAIR!! THE FANS IN THE ARENA ARE YELLING AT THE REFEREE, INFORMING OF JAKE SMITH’S DIRTY TRICK!!
Fans: HARLOW’S INNOCENT! :clap: :clap: :clap: HARLOW’S INNOCENT! :clap: :clap: :clap: HARLOW’S INNOCENT! :clap: :clap: :clap:
Harlow Reichert (off-mic): I SWEAR, HE THREW THE CHAIR AT ME! I DIDN’T HIT HIM!
Referee (off-mic): Harlow, I’m looking at what I’m seeing right now. Jake got knocked out somehow and you have a chair in your hands.
Harlow Reichert (off-mic): Can someone reroll the footage? I swear, I didn’t hit him.
Referee (off-mic): Why does it look like you did, though? I’m sorry, Harlow. I have to do my job.
Deadprez: THE REFEREE’S GONNA CALL FOR THE BELL!!
Random little girl in the crowd: :sob:
(NOT! JUST! YET!)
Eve: JAKE SMITH FROM BEHIND CLOCKS HARLOW IN THE HEAD! I THINK THE REFEREE IS STARTING TO BELIEVE HARLOW NOW. JAKE WAS PLAYING POSSUM THE ENTIRE TIME! THIS MATCH IS STILL GOING ON! JAKE TURNS HER AROUND AND SETTING UP FOR RIDE TO HELL ONCE AGAIN!!—–BUT HARLOW TWIRLS OUT OF IT AND HITS A JUMPING ENZIGURI TO JAKE’S HEAD DROPPING HIM TO ONE KNEE! HARLOW HOBBLES BACK A FEW STEPS AND…LES MISERABLES!!!!! THE FLYING KNEE! AND NOW SHE TRANSITIONS IT INTO THE TWISTER SUBMISSION!! IT’S THE SAME EXACT WAY SHE WON THE TITLE! SHE HAS IT LOCKED IN AND JAKE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! JAKE IS REACHING AS FAR AS HE CAN! BUT HE MIGHT HAVE NO CHOICE HERE BUT SUBMIT!
Deadprez: JAKE IS REFUSING TO LOSE LIKE THIS AGAIN THOUGH! HE IS DRAGGING THE WEIGHT OF HARLOW AND REACHING FOR THE ROPES!! HE EXTENDS IT….AND HE GRABS IT! THAT’S HIS SECOND ROPE BREAK OF THE MATCH! These two are killing each other for the right to be called PURE Champion! Harlow is up to her feet and she’s hobbling! Harlow is struggling to get what seems like the dead weight of Jake off the mat with her hurt knee! She finally does and WOAH I THINK JAKE WAS PLAYING POSSUM! HE KICKS HARLOW IN THE MIDSECTION AND HAMMERS AT HER BACK!! HARLOW FIGHTS OUT OF IT AND DELIVERS A HIGH KNEE TO THE FACE OF JAKE KNOCKING JAKE BACK AND JAKE IS BALANCING HIMSELF ON THE ROPES!
Eve: JAKE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPE AND WALKS ONTO HARLOW’S SHOULDERS!—HARLOW’S INFERNO!! BUT NO JAKE SLIDES OFF AND PUSHES HARLOW BACK FIRST FORWARD AND HAS A HOLD OF HER ARM…HE PULLS HER BACK AND CONNECTS WITH A HARD LARIAT! BUT NO HARLOW DUCKED IT AND GRABS JAKE’S HEAD!! ATONEMENT!!!!
Deadprez: JAKE HELD HER IN THE AIR! HE CARRIES HER AND SETS HER ON THE TOP ROPE!! JAKE THROWS SEVERAL ELBOWS TO THE BACK OF HARLOW’S HEAD AND NOW HE GOES UP WITH HER! HE’S RAINING DOWN ELBOW SHOTS TO THE TOP OF HARLOW’S HEAD!! HE;’S GONNA GO FOR BROKEN WINGS FROM THE TOP ROPE!! THIS COULD MAYBE END HARLOW’S CAREER IF HE HITS THIS!! BUT HARLOW IS STILL FIGHTING WITH EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT! NO!!! SHE MANAGES TO FREE HERSELF AND SHE THROWS THE HARDEST HEADBUTT SHE POSSIBLY CAN AT JAKE! JAKE IS TEETERING FROM THE TOP!! HARLOW GRABS HIS HEAD AGAIN!!—–ATONEMENT FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! THE BACKFLIP DDT!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE SMITH IS OUT! THE CROWD IS FIRED UP NOW FOR HARLOW! HARLOW IS FEEDING OFF THE ENERGY AND SHE LIMPS TO THE CORNER AND CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE!! WUTHERING HEIGHTS AGAIN IN THIS MATCH CONNECTS!! SHE HOOKS THE LEG!!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Eye Of The Tiger” hits as Harlow lays on the mat exhausted holding her knee. The referee helps Harlow to her feet as she balances herself on the ropes. The referee then hands her the PURE Championship before she raises it in the air to a loud ovation from the crowd.)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…AND STILLLLLLL THE EAW PURE CHAMPION!!!!….HHHAARRRLLOOWWW RRREIICCHHEERRTT!!!!
Eve: HARLOW DID IT! SHE TOOK EVERYTHING JAKE THREW AT HER TONIGHT AND SHE CAME AWAY VICTORIOUS!! WHAT AN AMAZING PERFORMANCE! Title defense number four is a success for Harlow Reichert. At this rate, who in the hell is going to be able to stop her?
(The camera pans to an exhausted and disappointed Jake Smith sitting back on the barricade. Harlow Reichert looks at Jake resting at the barricade and nods at him before raising the PURE Championship high in the air.)
Gavin Kirkland: Jake Smith thought he had Harlow Reichert with the steel chair spot. He was a bit more aggressive in this match than in his match at Road to Redemption. He thought that this was going to be enough to walk away as a two-time champion. Excellent performance here, but it makes you wonder what is next for him? Regardless of where his path takes him, this is going to lit a fire underneath his ass.
Deadprez: Harlow Reichert fought to keep that PURE Championship in his possession, but Eve is right? Who is going to be able to stop her? Congratulations to Harlow Reichert! Her reign continues here tonight in Rome at King Of Elite!
(Harlow continues to celebrate her win as King of Elite fades into a break.)
(A promotional ad for Clash of Kingdoms airs featuring the Unified Tag Team Champions, Heavenly Hell. Constance Blevins and Minerva will clash in the finals of the Iconic Cup tournament to see who gets an opportunity to compete for a Universal Women’s Championship shot on their terms. This match will come to you next weekend as Clash of Kingdoms emanates from Doha, Qatar, Saturday, February 15th, 2020, only on free-per-view.)
(King of Elite returns and cuts to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: The following match is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Bella Braxton: And it is for the NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!
(The lights go out and the arena is drenched in darkness.)
Rich Russillo: I swear, if they don’t pay this damn bill…
Bella Braxton: Introducing first…
Rich Russillo: Oh.
(Porcelain Black’s ‘King of the World’ cues up and the red and blue lights start flickering all over the arena.)
Bella Braxton: From Lexington, Kentucky… weighing in at 245 lbs…
(“The Machine” Zak Simmons steps out onto the stage wearing a black hoodie and a red skull mask. Simmons pauses at the top of the ramp and looks out over the crowd, scanning it from behind his mask.)
Bella Braxton: “The Machine” ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS!
(Simmons makes his way down the ramp, ignoring every fan that he just looked at with disdain moments ago. He rolls under the bottom rope and into the ring. Standing right up, Simmons walks over to a corner and leans back against it, folding his arms as his music fades away.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent…
(Marilyn Manson’s ‘Beautiful People’ cues through the arena as the lights go out again.)
(Brightly colored lights then begin to flicker all throughout the arena, sending the crowd into a mixed reaction, the boos and the cheers almost evenly accounted for. It becomes even more clear when Shawn Sturgis steps out onto the stage.)
Bella Braxton: From Riverside, California… weighing in at 199 lbs… he is the Fresh Prince of Mid-Air… SHAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWN STUUUURRRRRRGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!
(Shawn Sturgis makes his way down the ramp with all the creepy vibes he can bring on such short notice. Sturgis front slides right into the ring, coming up onto one knee! The lights go out again leaving a single light to illuminate Shawn’s kneeling form. Sturgis raises his head slowly and lifts his hood to reveal his creepy visage as his music fades and the lights return.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponent…
(There’s a cloud of “fog” that emanates from backstage onto the main stage.)
Bella Braxton: From Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 225 lbs…
(As the “fog” fades away, ‘Go Off’ by Lil Uzi Vert, Quavo, and Travis Scott hits, and Justin Windgate is standing at the top of the stage. In his hands is The New Breed Bong and around his waist is the New Breed Championship. Yes, they fucking match.)
Bella Braxton: He is YOUR EAW New Breed Champion… The New Breed Classic… JUUUUUUSSSTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN WIIIIIIIIINDGAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
(Justin Windgate makes his way down the ramp, sometimes showing off the New Breed Championship and other times taking a rip from the New Breed Bong and blowing the smoke into the faces of the fans… who just eat it up. Justin Windgate is all smiles as he climbs in the ring and leaves the New Breed Bong in Bella Braxton’s hands. He turns to hold his hands up to the crowd and they go crazy. Windgate pulls off the belt and hands it to the referee before aiming his finger guns at both Sturgis and Simmons.)
James Peters: We’ve got three fierce competitors putting their bodies on the line tonight for the chance to walk out of here as the New Breed Champion.
Rich Russillo: Two fierce competitors and THE MACHINE!
James Peters: Why must you always side with evil, Rich?
Rich Russillo: Because good is dumb.
James Peters: You’ve been watching Spaceballs again, haven’t you?
Rich Russillo: I admit nothing.
(DING DING DING!)
James Peters: And this is it folks! The New Breed Championship is on the line!
Rich Russillo: It looks like we’re going to start things off here with our three competitors circling each other. A little posturing from The Machine there. Windgate looking focused but smug, and Sturgis looks as ready as he’s ever been. I’ve got a good feeling these three are going to tear each other apart.
James Peters: Why is that a good feeling? Don’t you care about the safety of our Elitists?
Rich Russillo: Ratings, ol’ chap. Ratings.
James Peters: Okay, fair.
Rich Russillo: Here comes The Machine!
James Peters: Zak Simmons rushes for Justin Windgate and hurls a vicious clothesline in the direction of the New Breed Champion!
Rich Russillo: It doesn’t connect!
James Peters: Windgate with the matrix level dodging all the way down to the mat and the kip-up back to his feet! Simmons hits the ropes but stops himself as Sturgis is headed for Justin now! Sturgis tries to lock up Justin from behind but the Champ is slippery enough to slide free and sends Sturgis across the ring with an irish whip! Windgate backing up to give himself some space as Sturgis and Simmons look at each other… and then over at The New Breed Classic.
Rich Russillo: I know that look, JP! I KNOW THAT LOOK!
James Peters: We all know that look, Rich!
Rich Russillo: Zak Simmons and Shawn Sturgis taking off across the ring and racing for Justin Windgate now! Windgate ducks under a right hand from Simmons and spins out of the way of a kick from Sturgis. Windgate trying to steer clear of this deadly collaboration but he’s running out of room! Sturgis and Simmons are backing Windgate into the corner! Windgate looking around as Sturgis and Simmons nod at each other! Double Shoulder Tackle!
James Peters: HOLY SHIT! Justin Windgate leaping up and onto the top rope as Sturgis and Simmons collide with the turnbuckle! Windgate’s airborne and comes back down with a foot on each of their shoulders, pushing off and hitting the mat to roll into a three point stance! Windgate looks up and flips twin birds at Simmons and Sturgis. And that’s the New Breed Champion folks! Taunting his opponents with those middle fingers!
Rich Russillo: Simmons and Sturgis are not messing around so The New Breed Classic better get serious. That New Breed Championship is on the line and from where I’m sitting, both Shawn Sturgis and Zak Simmons would prefer this match up to be between themselves. That has to be why they’re going after the Champ together. They want him donezo.
James Peters: Donezo?
Rich Russillo: I’m bringing it back!
James Peters: Just like Zak Simmons is bringing the fight back to Justin Windgate. Simmons headed for Windgate! Justin meets him halfway and goes for a leapfrog but Simmons catches him and mats him with a vicious belly to belly suplex! Simmons rolls out of the way and there’s Shawn Sturgis with the sharp elbow drop! I hate to say it but it looks like the numbers game is catching up with Justin Windgate.
Rich Russillo: It sure is. Justin’s in a bit of trouble now.
James Peters: Sturgis pulling Windgate up to his feet and sends him into the corner with an irish whip. Sturgis motions for Simmons and the these two are just wailing away at our Champion! Kick after kick! Stomp after stomp as Windgate goes down. They are really looking to put the hurt on Windgate right now.
Rich Russillo: All pain is deserved, JP. Another stomp by Simmons! Another stomp by from Sturgis! Windgate covering up to protect himself and it looks like Sturgis and Simmons are gearing up for another collab! Sturgis and Simmons step in with the twin stomps right in Justin’s fa– NO! WHAT! JUSTIN WINDGATE FLATTENS HIMSELF ON THE MAT AND THOSE TWIN STOMPS HIT NOTHING BUT ROPES! Windgate slides to safety while Simmons and Sturgis try to untangle themselves from each other and the ropes! Windgate’s back up on his feet and racing towards Simmons and Sturgis! DOUBLE DROPKICK! THE New Breed Classic FIGHTING BACK AGAINST THESE TWO!
James Peters: Simmons and Sturgis hit the mat and Justin Windgate backs off to catch his breath. His adrenaline must be pumping because he’s bouncing his heels on the mat and watching both of his opponents closely as he does. Windgate’s looking to turn things around here as Simmons pulls himself back to his feet. Windgate with the in ring baseball slide, taking Simmons’ legs out from underneath him! Simmons lands right on Shawn Sturgis and Windgate has taken control of this match once again!
Rich Russillo: The Freshest of Princes doesn’t look too happy about being used as a mat and shoves Simmons off. This may be the end of a beautiful partnership because it looks like Sturgis is ready to take Windgate out all by himself. Sturgis stomps Simmons as soon as he gets to his feet and then turns to see Windgate aiming a superkick at his face! Sturgis ducks at the last possible second and tackles Windgate away from the corner and Zak Simmons. Windgate manages to stay on his feet and sends an elbow into the shoulder of Shawn Sturgis. Sturgis relents his grip just long enough to spin around Justin’s body and drop him with a swift and decisive neckbreaker!
James Peters: Windgate is down and Simmons is up! Simmons rushing for Sturgis and laying into him with a powerful lariat that has Sturgis on the mat. Simmons beats his chest as he stands over both Windgate and Sturgis for a moment. Simmons pulls Windgate up and goes to work on him with a brutal pumphandle slam! Simmons turns around to reach for Sturgis but he’s no longer on the mat!
Rich Russillo: That’s because The Fresh Prince of Mid-Air is in his kingdom right now. Sturgis sailing off that top rope… HURRICANRANA! Shawn Sturgis with a flawless hurricanrana that sends Zak Simmons across the ring! Sturgis not letting up in the slightest and grabbing Simmons around the waist. Sturgis digs deep, deadlifting The Machine from the mat and crushing him with a german suplex!
James Peters: Wait, Sturgis is not letting go! The Machine’s shoulders are down!
OOOONNNNNE!
KICKOUT!
James Peters: Simmons not about to let this one end early. And neither is Windgate. Sturgis gets caught by an enzuigiri from Justin Windgate. Windgate pulls Simmons up and sends him on an irish whip trip to the ropes. Simmons bounces off them and right back at Windgate! Windgate leapfrogs Simmons but The Machine stops himself and turns right around! Windgate turns and leaps for the hurricanrana!
Rich Russillo: POWERBOMB! The Machine splatters Justin Windgate all over the mat with that incredible powerbomb reversal! Rise of The Machine, baby! WAIT! Shawn Sturgis is right there and he hooks Simmons up from the side! RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP and now The Machine is down! Shawn Sturgis looking to capitalize right here and right now. Shawn’s back up and hits those ropes… springboarding off the second rope! MOONSAULT TO ZAK SIMMONS! STURGIS HOOKS THE LEG!
OOOOOONNNNNE!
TWWWWOOOOOOO!
James Peters: JUSTIN WINDGATE BREAKS UP THE PIN! The stomp to Shawn’s back is enough to keep this match going and Sturgis is up and after Windgate now! Windgate takes him over with a hip toss! Sturgis responds with an arm drag of his own! Both Windgate and Sturgis meet up in the center of the ring to lock up BUT HERE COMES THE MACHINE WITH A DOUBLE LARIAT! Zak Simmons was back online momentarily, but now all three men are down! This match has been nothing but PURE ADRENALINE thus far and I can’t see it being anything less. Each of these men want to walk away with that New Breed Championship around their waist and they are pulling out every fucking stop I’ve ever seen.
Rich Russillo: I’m sure there’s a ton more stops on the road trip to victory these Elitists are taking. And we’re going to be right here through them all! What… it looks like Simmons is stirring first. Simmons getting to his knees and forcing himself to stand.
James Peters: Windgate’s pulling himself up by the ropes right now and Sturgis is rolling to put some space between himself and his opponents as he gets up. All three of these men finally get their feet under themselves as the same time. Simmons rushes Windgate and Sturgis chases after Simmons!
Rich Russillo: Simmons sends Windgate over the top rope and to the outside with a vicious clothesline! As Windgate tumbles to the floor, Sturgis pulls The Machine into a headlock and clamps on the pressure! Sturgis changing positions… and converts that headlock into a DDT and leaves Simmons right there on the mat!
James Peters: Windgate has pulled himself up to the apron and slingshots himself back into the ring! Sturgis turns around and Windgate grabs Sturgis by the head as he descends… WHAT THE FUCK?! SITOUT JAWBREAKER! THE NEW BREED CLASSIC SHOWING HIS INNOVATION ONCE AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: SHIT! That could be all she wrote right there! I don’t think Shawn Sturgis even knows he’s unconscious! And Justin Windgate’s not wasting a moment here as he’s going for the cover! The ref is there for the count!
OOOOOONNNEEEEEEEE!
TTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Rich Russillo: THE MACHINE SNATCHES JUSTIN WINDGATE OFF SHAWN STURGIS TO STOP THE COUNT! And he’s not done! Zak Simmons locking The New Breed Classic into an extreme dragon sleeper right here! And Windgate has nowhere to go!
James Peters: Simmons has that dragon sleeper locked in tight. Windgate fighting to try and get free but he can’t get any leverage. The ref is checking on Windgate but Justin refuses to tap! Windgate is not letting his championship slip through his fingers. Simmons ups the pressure…
Rich Russillo: Shawn Sturgis is on the top rope!
James Peters: Windgate clenching his fist… is he going to tap?!
Rich Russillo: NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW…
James Peters: THE FRESH PRINCE OF MID-AIR FLIES! SHAWN STURGIS WITH THE FLYING LEG DROP ACROSS ZAK SIMMONS AND JUSTIN WINDGATE!
Rich Russillo: The Machine’s hold is broken as he grabs his head in pain!
James Peters: Justin Windgate fights through the pain to roll away and recover!
Rich Russillo: And Shawn Sturgis standing tall in the center of the ring right now. I think the momentum of this match just shifted once again!
James Peters: Shawn Sturgis not making the mistake of gloating here and putting the pressure on Zak Simmons once more. Sturgis lands a pair of elbow drops to soften up The Machine even more before he drags him to his feet. Sturgis locks Simmons up for a belly to belly but Simmons powers free and bell claps Shawn’s skull! Sturgis stumbles and that’s all the hesitation that Simmons needs.
Rich Russillo: The Machine hoists Sturgis up and onto his shoulders. Looks like he’s going for a samoan drop!
James Peters: JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK SENDING SIMMONS AND STURGIS CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT!
Rich Russillo: Windgate is on fire right now!
James Peters: Windgate standing tall in the center of the ring now as Shawn Sturgis and Zak Simmons writhe on the mat. Windgate raising his hands to his lips to give the crowd what they’ve been waiting for here!
Crowd: PUFF! PUFF! PASS!
Rich Russillo: I hate that he does that.
James Peters: When did you get so straight edge?
Rich Russillo: No I hate that he does that… and doesn’t pass it to us! :mjcry:
James Peters: Oh. Same.
Rich Russillo: Sturgis back to his feet now and mixing it up with Windgate again. These two men trading blows in the center of the ring. Sturgis gets the upper hand and spins Windgate into a wrist lock! Windgate twists free after a moment and returns the wrist lock favor. It only takes a moment before Sturgis gets free and the two men lock up! Neither one of them seeming to give any quarter!
James Peters: What’s this!? Zak Simmons with a boot to Shawn’s gut! And a boot to Windgate’s gut! The Machine digging deep here as he locks his arms around BOTH OF THEIR HEADS?! WHAT!? HOW!? ZAK SIMMONS LIFTING BOTH SHAWN STURGIS AND JUSTIN WINDGATE UP! THE MACHINE’S STRENGTH ON FULL DISPLAY HERE!
Rich Russillo: DOUBLE BRAINBUSTER!!!
James Peters: HOW IS THE MAT STILL INTACT AFTER THAT!?
Rich Russillo: Zak SImmons back up and on his feet, standing tall in the center of the ring! The Fucking Machine has just been upgraded!
James Peters: Wait, what’s this? What’s he doing now?!
Rich Russillo: Zak Simmons dropping down to lay an arm over each opponent! The Machine is about to pin both Windgate and Sturgis and walk out of here the New Breed Champion!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!
TTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO–
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–
DOUBLE KICKOUT!
James Peters: JUSTIN WINDGATE AND SHAWN STURGIS KICK OUT AT THE SAME EXACT MOMENT!
Rich Russillo: We called this shit in the beginning! These men are fighting for their lives in this ring tonight! They are fighting for the New Breed Championship and not a single one of them is going to give anything less than everything they have!
James Peters: Shawn and Justin both back on their feet now and this time it’s the pair of them looking at Simmons. Simmons isn’t waiting and rushes the both of them, extending his arms for a double clothesline but the New Breed Classic and the Fresh Prince of Mid-Air are in sync right now and spin out of the way! Windgate doesn’t waste a beat, stepping up and catching The Machine with a superkick right to the skull! Simmons spinning groggily!
Rich Russillo: Uh oh! Windgate is doing it again! And this sold-out crowd is still feeling it!
Crowd: Puff! Puff!
James Peters: The Invisible Blunt is tossed to Shawn Sturgis!
Crowd: PASS!
Rich Russillo: AND SHAWN STURGIS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE OTHER SIDE OF ZAK SIMMONS’ SKULL!
James Peters: Zak Simmons goes down hard and the crowd is losing their fucking minds right now!
Rich Russillo: Simmons rolls out of the ring and Shawn Sturgis ends the truce with a vicious slap to the chest of Justin Windgate! Windgate backs up and Shawn lays into him with a second slap of brutality across the chest! Windgate backs up one more time and into the turnbuckle! Shawn lays into Justin’s chest with a third and final slap… that one echoing like crazy!
James Peters: Alliances don’t last long when the New Breed Championship is hanging in the balance. Windgate elbows Sturgis right in the face to back him up! Sturgis stumbles back and Windgate spins him around into the corner! Windgate hops up onto that second rope, straddling Shawn’s body and rains down a hellfire of right hands onto Shawn’s head. Sturgis drops down to the mat, leaning against the turnbuckle and Windgate climbs through the ropes to the apron. Windgate is calling for it… SLINGSHOT DROPKI–
Rich Russillo: NO! ZAK SIMMONS SNATCHES WINDGATE OFF THE APRON AND TAKES HIM FOR A RIDE! SPINEBUSTER! SPINEBUSTER ON THE BARRICADE! FUCK! I THINK THE NEW BREED CLASSIC’S BACK MIGHT BE BROKEN! HOLY SHIT!
James Peters: Justin Windgate is down and he’s not moving. But Shawn Sturgis is! The Fresh Prince of Mid-Air has recovered from Windgate’s fisting assault…
Rich Russillo: Gross. Don’t say it like that.
James Peters: Flurry of Punches. Better?
Rich Russillo: Much better!
James Peters: Anyway, Shawn Sturgis is up racing to the other side of the ring. Sturgis locks onto his target and races for the ropes across from him. Sturgis leaps, sailing over the top rope and spins in mid-air…
Rich Russillo: Thus why they call him the Prince.
James Peters: SUICIDE BACK ELBOW takes Zak Simmons down to the floor! Shawn Sturgis gets back to his feet and raises a finger to the crowd!
Crowd: HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!
Rich Russillo: Shawn Sturgis grabs Zak Simmons by the head and lifts him up… SNAP SUPLEX! Right into the apron! Sturgis is sending a message to Zak Simmons here.
James Peters: I see movement. Oh thank god, Justin Windgate is moving now and it looks like he’s aiming to get back into this match. Windgate favoring his back but gritting his teeth through the pain. Shawn’s back is to Windgate and here comes the New Breed Classic! BULLDOG! BULLDOG ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! Shawn Sturgis crumpling face first into those steel steps and sliding to the floor!
Rich Russillo: Simmons is up and spinning Windgate around! T-BONE SUPLEX right onto the arena floor! Right onto that already hurt back of Justin Windgate! The Machine is firing on all cylinders here and putting a hurt into the soft human flesh of Justin Windgate! Simmons pulls Windgate up and stomps on Sturgis as he rolls Windgate back into the ring. Simmons seeks to follow, climbing up onto the apron and ducking through the ropes. Sturgis is right up on the apron after Simmons and clubs him in the back of the head! Simmons turns around…
James Peters: SUNSET FLIP! SUNSET FLIP FROM THE APRON! Simmons and Sturgis are down as Justin Windgate stares groggily at his opponents from across the ring. Sturgis stirs and pushes off Simmons to get himself back up to his feet. Sturgis looking to punish Simmons more by grabbing his legs and pulling Zak into a liontamer. Sturgis leans back, putting the pressure on Simmons and digging his knee into Zak’s skull. Sturgis could make Simmons tap right here!
Rich Russillo: Zak Simmons is The Machine! No way he’s tapping out to mere pain! Pain is a human emotion! Zak Simmons is more machine than human!
James Peters: You’ve been trying to fit that in all match haven’t you?
Rich Russillo: … Yes.
James Peters: Well done.
Rich Russillo: The official’s checking in with The Machine to see if he’s going to give up and The Machine, as I predicted, refuses to give up! The Machine’s hand is hovering in the air, fist clenching! Don’t tap, Simmons!
James Peters: BULLDOG! THE New Breed Classic OUT OF NOWHERE with a bulldog to Shawn Sturgis! Simmons rolls away immediately as Windgate pops back up to his feet. Shawn Sturgis is quick to follow but Justin Windgate’s right there with the Pele Kick to send him right back down to the mat! Sturgis recovers and slows Windgate’s momentum down with a quick sweep of the leg! Windgate kips back up! Sturgis hops back up…
Rich Russillo: SAMOAN DROP! Zak Simmons with the stealthy approach and flattening Shawn Sturgis with a massive samoan drop! Windgate tries to capitalize and takes off at Simmons! SPEAR!
James Peters: NO! ZAK SIMMONS CONVERTS WINDGATE’S SPEAR INTO A MAT SHAKING SIDEWALK SLAM!
Rich Russillo: I TOLD YOU! HE’S THE MACHINE!
James Peters: This is the moment! Zak Simmons could end this right here and right now! Simmons pulling the Champion up and Windgate’s too groggy to get free. ELITE ENDING SUPLEX! Windgate crumples against the mat and Simmons pops up with a smug grin on his face!
Rich Russillo: That’s it! This one’s over! Simmons stepping over to make the cover…
James Peters: LIGHTS OUT!
Rich Russillo: WHAT!? NO!!
James Peters: Shawn Sturgis with the sneak attack and planting Zak Simmons into the mat with that inverted double underhook facebuster there! Sturgis making the cover to put this one away!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEE!
Rich Russillo: Windgate’s back on his feet.
TWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!
James Peters: Windgate’s running for the ropes!
THHHHRRRRRRRRRRR–
James Peters: SENTON BOMB! Windgate breaks up the pin!
Rich Russillo: Oh thank god.
James Peters: Windgate’s the first back up to his feet. Simmons follows suit as Sturgis tries to recover from that crushing senton bomb but Windgate is stomping away at his body!
Rich Russillo: Simmons is right there, though and The Machine snatches Windgate up… BACKBREAKER! OH SHIT! Simmons might’ve really hurt Windgate there! After the stress on Justin’s back earlier… this might actually be…
James Peters: Don’t you dare say it!
Rich Russillo: THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMEL’S BACK!
James Peters: I hate you so much.
Rich Russillo: Muah!
James Peters: Justin Windgate is hurting badly and it looks like Zak Simmons is stalking Sturgis now… instead of making the cover on Windgate!
Rich Russillo: The Machine is just making sure that there’s no more surprises! He’s putting a clinic on in there and you’d be wise to pay attention, JP! Simmons pulls Sturgis up to his feet… but Sturgis shoves Simmons back!
James Peters: STUNNER! Shawn Sturgis with a stunner to Zak Simmons! Simmons is–
Rich Russillo: LIGHTS OUT!! Justin Windgate’s own Lights Out sends Shawn Sturgis to the mat like nobody’s business!
James Peters: The New Breed Champion stalks up the turnbuckle, wincing in pain as he climbs! His back is done for!
Rich Russillo: Get up, Machine! Get up!
James Peters: Windgate is up top and he’s calling for it! The crowd is on their feet!
Rich Russillo: Oh no.
James Peters: OH YES! X-FACTOR! SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON ZAK SIMMONS!
Rich Russillo: NO!
James Peters: The official drops to count as Windgate makes the cover!
OOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
Rich Russillo: Look! LOOK! Sturgis is stirring!
TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
James Peters: Sturgis crawling and reaching for Windgate’s leg!
TTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE–
EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(DING DING DING!)
Rich Russillo: NO!
James Peters: Sturgis can’t get there in time and JUSTIN WINDGATE RETAINS!
Bella Braxton: Your winner… AND STILL!
Bella Braxton: New Breed Champion…. JUUUUUSSSSTIIIIIIIIIN WIIIIIIIIINDGAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
James Peters: What a performance by these three men! I’ve got to say, if only Sturgis and Simmons decided to work together at least to take out Justin Windgate, we would’ve for sure seen the New Breed Championship come over to Voltage! Instead we saw their partnership dissolve, at least for this match as the two put their partnership to the side on their quest for gold.
Rich Russillo: Well, they knew they weren’t going to be able to work together all match. In the end, there can only be one winner. Unfortunately, the winner ended up being neither of the two men competing from our brand. I guess I should still say congratulations though. Justin Windgate put up another amazing fight.
James Peters: For sure. Simmons and Sturgis should keep their head up after their fight, but tonight it’s Justin Windgate that gets to celebrate. Now, I wonder. What’s next for the New Breed Classic?
(‘Go Off’ starts back up and the crowd is cheering in favor of Justin Windgate. Windgate catches his breath for a moment, before getting back to his feet and being handed his New Breed Championship, and New Breed Bong, before having his hand raised by the referee. He takes the time to celebrate while Zak Simmons is still down, and Shawn Sturgis is outside of the ring, frustrated at the result of the match.)
(Commercial break for Pizza Hut featuring Xander Payne. Nom. Nom. Nom.)
(The show returns and the camera fades into the medical room located in the backstage area of the Stadio Olympico. To the surprise of many Consuela Rose Ava is seen laying down on a bed as the EAW Medical Staff slowly tend on her, despite the little cringes and winces of pain Consuela manages to keep a straight face as she gets assessed the damage of her match against Lars Grier. The camera then pans over to Ms. Extreme, she’s seen rubbing her temple as she looks at Consuela with a face mixed with concern and stress)
Consuela Rose Ava: I’m telling you Camille, I do not want to go to the hospital. I am fine here.
Ms. Extreme: No no, did you not see what happened out there? Are you not hurt? Look at the bruises on your body, for all you know there could be a broken bone left untended that could put you at jeopardy. Lars did a number on you and no offense but I don’t think the medical staff can do so much to help.
Consuela Rose Ava: You’re not one to tell people whether to go to the hospital or not Camille. Why aren’t you there right now? You crashed through a announcers desk off a 20 foot ladder and you’re not raising an eyebrow at that? Hell, here you are right now, still managing to be on your feet and here right now, hell you got involved in my match even when you supposedly under your terms should be in the hospital with me. Don’t get started with this, my answer has been stated.
Ms. Extreme: I-
(Before Ms. Extreme can respond they’re interrupted by the slow creek of the medical room door opening. They turned their heads as they see Terry Chambers walk in. He’s still in his in-ring attire from earlier in the night the only difference being he threw a shirt over him. The battle scars are seen from his match against Andrea Valentine but he looks perfectly fine as seen with the expression on his face. He looks around before catching a glance at the Ava sisters and walking up to them)
Ms. Extreme: What the hell are you doing here?
Terry Chambers: Hey no need to cause a ruckus here and give more damage than we all already have right now. Look I just want to check on Consuela, make sure she’s ok. We as competitors have to make sure of that job in order to keep ourselves in check you get me? How hard would that be to show some gratitude for what she’s been through.
(Ms. Extreme raises a very suspicious eyebrow at what Terry is saying. After the disappointment Terry seemingly put Consuela through after she “let down” Andrea Valentine in their tag match just a few weeks prior, it seems kind of fishy for Terry to be doing this. Ms. Extreme turns to Consuela to see her reaction to this, but instead of seeing a confused look that she expected from Consuela, she sees her cheeks turn to a slight red hue as she blushes a little bit at response)
Consuela Rose Ava: Terry thank you, but it’s safe to say I’ll be good to go by the end of the night. Because one thing I’ll make sure of, is that someone as ridiculous as Lars will never get that satisfaction of keeping me down, not even on a bad day.
Terry Chambers: Sounds good to me, I know you’re tough Consuela. You’re under the umbrella of one of the most tough people I know if we had to be certain here, I know you’ll bounce back because at the end of the day you always do.
(Ms. Extreme looks at both of them quickly in pure shock. At this point she doesn’t even know what’s happening as she mouths “what the fuck”)
(But before anything can be said the door quickly barges open as someone attacks Terry Chambers! The person that can be seen is Rath, a member of The Corvus. Ms. Extreme doesn’t have time to react as Rath quickly clocks her taking her down briefly for a moment. Consuela tries to get off the medical bed to help resist the attack but Rath with pure strength flips the medical bed over and buries Consuela under it! Rath quickly pulls the bed off her as he begins to beat the living shit out of Consuela)
(Quickly though Ms. Extreme pounces onto Rath and quickly begins to strike him multiple times on the side of his head as Rath is forced down to a knee. But Rath manages to grab a hold of Ms. Extreme’s shoulders and throw him across the medical room! But this leaves him open as while he was distracted by Ms. Extreme, Terry was lurking as he quickly locks in Locked In The Chambers! The rear naked choke manages to subdue Rath as he falls to a knee as his eyes slowly flicker to a close as he stops swaying his arms and resisting)
(Terry walks over to Ms. Extreme and pulls her up to her feet. Ms. Extreme is now distraught as with the combined attack of The Corvus and Terry Chambers helping her, she doesn’t even know what’s happening. But out of nowhere Carion comes into frame as he hits Terry with a leaping clothesline out of nowhere! Carion grabs Terry and throws him into the wall! Levi who is another member of The Corvus continues to pick up where Rath left off as he begins to attack Consuela for a moment making sure she stays down before focusing his attention on Terry making sure he stays out of the equation. Terry crumples to the ground as Levi hits him with a knee right to his face knocking him out as his head bounces off the concrete wall. Ms. Extreme quickly runs up to Carion and attacks him. But not today will Carion let that pass like he did last time. Ms. Extreme continues to viciously attack him as Carion is sent down to a knee but he grabs her by the head with both hands and sends her into the wall backfirst! Ms. Extreme falls but still manages to get up as Carion is waiting for her as he mad rushes her and takes her down with a gore!)
(Lars meets up with Levi who helps Rath up to his feet as he’s a bit shaken but he’ll live. The Corvus begin to make their leave as the last shot is of all three Elitists on the floor; Ms. Extreme who not moving, Terry Chambers who is curled up in fetal position grabbing his head, and Consuela Rose Ava who is grabbing her gut with her eyes squinted shut, the damage has been done.)
(King of Elite fades into the next match graphic.)
(“Hey SuperStar” by Madina Lake hits, as the crowd stands up and erupts into cheers! Sierra Bradford makes her way up onto the stage as she high fives several fans on her way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: The following match is set for!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Stephie Love: And it is for the EAW SPECIALIST CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! Introducing the challenger, from San Jose, California… Weighing in at 141lbs!!!! SIERRRRRRRAAAAAAAAA BRADFORDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
Stew-O: Sierra Bradford has definitely been turning some heads ever since she made her debut here in EAW a couple months ago. With the help of Jake Smitch and Drake King, she has developed and grown into an incredible young talent on the EAW roster.
Flannery McCoy: Absolutely! And tonight, she has the opportunity to win her first championship as a member of Elite Answers Wrestling! Over the past few weeks, Sierra Bradford and Darcy May Morgan have been going back and forth. Sierra doesn’t believe that Darcy May Morgan deserves to be champion and that the only reason Darcy is in the position that she’s in right now is because she likes to cut corners and take shortcuts to reach success.. This match right here could be a great opportunity for Sierra to really prove her point against the current Specialist Champion!!
(“Spotlight Saviour” By Iggy Azalea hits, as the crowd boos loudly! Darcy May Morgan steps out onto the stage wearing a pair of shades while holding a pink glitter fan that she waves around in front of her face. Darcy struts down to the ring, as she points at her rival and opponent for tonight, Sierra Bradford, signaling that she’s ready to take her on)
Stephie Love: And her opponent!! From LONDON, ENGLAND!!! Weighing in at 130lbs!! SHE IS THE EAW SPECIALIST CHAMPION!!!!! THE LEADING LADY!!!! DARCY!!!! MAY!!!!! MORGANNNN!!!!!
Jake Mercer: And here she is! The Dropkick Darling!!! Ever since Darcy May Morgan won her championship against Andrea Valentine, there have been many doubters of the credibility of her title reign. Her opponent being one of them.
Stew-O: Darcy and Sierra have definitely built up an incredible back and forth rivalry heading into this match up. Darcy managed to pick up a victory over Sierra Bradford a few weeks agoin a tag team match with a cheap pin by pulling on the tights.. That never stopped Sierra though, as the following week, she cost Darcy May Morgan in a match against the number one contender for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship, Drake King. These two girls have had many encounters as well as words that have been sent back and forth, and tonight we may see the conclusion of it all! This is definitely going to be a good one!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And this Specialists title match is underway! Darcy and Sierra lock up in the middle of the ring! Both competitors driving into each other before Darcy connects with a knee strike to the abdomen of Sierra Bradford! Sierra loosens her grip, as Darcy transitions into a standing side headlock in the center of the ring!
Flannery McCoy: The champion is really squeezing Sierra’s head tight, but Sierra manages to throw some piercing body shots to try to loosen up the hold!! Sierra now wraps her arms around the waist of Darcy, and pulls both of their bodies backwards, as they bounce off of the ropes behind them! Sierra uses the momentum from the rebound to push Darcy off, as Darcy May Morgan loosen her side headlock hold!! Darcy charges over to the other side of the ring, as she rebounds off of the far ropes! RUNNING BICYCLE KICK BY SIERRA BRADFORD ONTO DARCY MAY MORGAN WHO WAS RUNNING FROM THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION!!!
Jake Mercer: No!! Darcy May Morgan dives underneath the leg of Sierra Bradford, as Sierra misses entirely!! Darcy May Morgan quickly back up to her feet, as she gets behind Sierra and grabs Sierra Bradford by the hair and pulls her down hard with a backbreaker!!! Sierra just went back first onto the knee of the champion, as she falls straight down to the mat!
Stew-O: Darcy May Morgan may have just snapped the challenger in half right there!! Darcy gets back up to her feet, as she stomps down onto the back of Sierra Bradford who lays flat on her stomach!! Sierra quickly clutches at her lower back, as Darcy begins to walk around her body and towards her head. Darcy grabs Sierra by the hair, and brings Sierra Bradford up to her feet before connecting with powerful knee strikes to the top of Sierra Bradford’s head!! Right Knee!! Left! Right! Left! Right!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy May Morgan is drilling Sierra Bradford with these knee strikes! Darcy finally lets go of Sierra Bradford’s hair and head, as she takes a step back then punt kicks the chest of Sierra Bradford who was bent over but has just snapped straight up!!
Jake Mercer: Darcy May Morgan is taking it to the challenger in the early part of this matchup as she looks to put it away early here tonight! Darcy takes another step back before coming back with THE FACE ACHE!!! SUPERKICK!!! NO!!! Sierra Bradford manages to catch the leg of Darcy May Morgan!!! Sierra Bradford throws Darcy’s leg straight down as Darcy loses her balance for a second!! PELE KICK!!! PELE KICK BY SIERRA BRADFORD!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: That kick sent Darcy May Morgan falling back up against the ring ropes behind her!! Darcy is stunned, as Sierra Bradford shakes her head as she is just now regaining her focus after all of those knee shots from earlier in this match!!! And Sierra Bradford charges at Darcy May Morgan with a running clothesline as she tries to send Darcy May Morgan over the top rope and down to the ringside floor!!!!
Stew-O: DARCY COUNTERS WITH THE BACK BODY DROP!!!! Sierra goes flying over the top rope, but manages to grab a hold of the rope before being sent over, as she lands on the apron behind her!! Sierra Bradford now connects with a powerful kick to the back of Darcy May Morgan’s knee from the apron, forcing Darcy to fall down to one knee inside the ring!! Darcy May Morgan quickly gets back up to her feet, as she turns around to face Sierra Bradford! FOREARM TO THE FACE BY SIERRA!!! Sierra Bradford now hooks the head of Darcy May Morgan!! SNAP SUPLEX OVER THE ROPE TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR BY SIERRA BRADFORD!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!! Darcy hooks her right foot onto the bottom rope, as she also has a firm grip on the middle rope to prevent herself from going over!! Sierra tries for it again, but is unsuccessful yet again!! Darcy manages to break herself free from Sierra Bradford!! AND DARCY MAY MORGAN SLAPS SIERRA BRADFORD SQUARE IN THE FACE AS SIERRA NEARLY FALLS OFF OF THE RING APRON!!!
Stew-O: And what’s this!?! Darcy May Morgan turns around and runs to the other end of the ring and rebounds off of the far ropes!!! She charges at Sierra Bradford!!! SUICIDE SPEAR!!!! NO!!! Sierra Bradford side steps, as Darcy May Morgan goes flying through the middle ropes and crashes down to the ground at ringside!!! Darcy lays flat on her back as she took that dive at full force!! Sierra Bradford turns around on the ring apron, as she looks down at her opponent then back up to the crowd!! Sierra is smiling!! What does she have on her mind!!! Sierra leaps off of the apron!!! 450 SPLASH!!!! IT CONNECTS ONTO THE CHAMPION!!
Flannery McCoy: What a move by the challenger right there!! Sierra Bradford quickly gets back up to her feet, as these fans are going crazy for her!! Sierra Bradford walks over to some fans standing by the barricade and high fives them, as they are pumping the challenger up!! Sierra Bradford turns her attention back onto Darcy May Morgan who is rolling onto her stomach and struggling to get up to her hands and knees!!! PENALTY KICK!!!! IT CONNECTS!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN JUST HAD HER HEAD BLASTED BY THE BOOT OF SIERRA BRADFORD!!!!!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four..
Jake Mercer: Darcy May Morgan is absolutely out of it, as Sierra Bradford reaches down and grabs her by the head! Sierra helps Darcy May Morgan back up to her feet before connecting with a powerful knife edged chop with her right hand!! And another!! And another!!! Sierra now grabs Darcy May Morgan by the arm and whips her to the ring apron, as Darcy crashes back first up against the ring apron!!! Sierra Bradford charges at Darcy May Morgan and connects with a jumping shoot kick to the chest of the champion!!! Darcy just got all of the air kicked out of her, as Sierra Bradford rolls the champion back inside the ring then follows right after and goes straight for the pin!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THR-
Stew-O: But Darcy May Morgan gets her shoulder up! Sierra Bradford looks down at her opponent, and smiles as she realizes that she was half of a second away from being the new champion right there!! Sierra points up to the top turnbuckle, as the crowd is really getting behind her!! Sierra Bradford climbs up the turnbuckle, as she gets herself set up onto the top rope!! She has her back facing towards Darcy May Morgan, as she leaps into the air!!! THE SIERRA MIST!!!!! MOONSAULT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!! Darcy May Morgan rolls out of the way, as Sierra Bradford stumbles onto her feet from the awkward landing!!! AND WAIT DARCY MAY MORGAN ROLLS SIERRA BRADFORD UP FROM BEHIND!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: DARCY MAY MORGAN PLACES BOTH OF HER FEET ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE FOR LEVERAGE!!!! THE REFEREE DOESN’T SEE IT!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NOOOOOO!!!!!! Sierra Bradford forces a kickout before the referee could hit the mat for the three count!!! Darcy May Morgan can’t believe it!! Darcy gets back up to her feet, as Sierra Bradford follows right after!! Darcy goes for a right hook! But Sierra Bradford blocks it and connects with a kick to the gut! Sierra Bradford pulls Darcy May Morgan in!!! SNAP DDT!!!!
NO!!!!! Darcy May Morgan lifts Sierra Bradford in the air and connects with a sitout spinebuster!!!
Jake Mercer: What a move by Darcy May Morgan!! The Champion quickly gets back up to her feet, as she begins to stalk her opponent!! Sierra Bradford is slowly turning to her stomach, as Darcy connects with disrespectful stomps and kicks all around Sierra’s body, making it harder for Sierra to make her way up to her hands and knees! Sierra finally gets up onto one knee before being slapped off the top of the head by Darcy May Morgan!! The fans are booing the champion right now for the way she is treating the challenger!!! The dropkick darling is only doing what needs to be done to retain her belt! These fans have no respect for this amazing champion!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra Bradford slowly getting back up to her feet now, as Darcy May Morgan quickly grabs her and lifts the challenger up onto her shoulders in a fireman’s carry position!!! Darcy May Morgan is looking to end this one right here!!! CURTAIN CALL!!!! THE GO TO SLEEP!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!!! Sierra back elbows Darcy May Morgan across the side of her head, as Darcy loses her hold of Sierra Bradford!! Sierra gets off the shoulders of Darcy May Morgan and lands right behind her!! Sierra Bradford now steps beside the champion!! RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP BY SIERRA BRADFORD!!! IT CONNECTS!!! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: This has been an incredible back and forth matchup between both competitors! Neither one of them is giving up! The Specialist Championship is on the line and that is ultimate prize that these women want to hold when all is said and done!!
Jake Mercer: These girls are hungry and going for the ultimate prize! The last time I saw anyone this hungry was when Joey Chestnut beat Kobayashi in the hot dog eating contest years ago!!
Flannery McCoy: That’s actually pretty hungry
Jake Mercer: Of course! Who do you think was cooking up those wieners? That’s right, yours truly!!
Flannery McCoy:
Stew-O: Enough about wieners!! Let’s focus in on these women!!
Jake Mercer: You’re right Stew!! And it looks like they are starting to show some life in the center of the ring!! Sierra Bradford is the first to get up to her feet, as Darcy May Morgan follows shortly after!! Sierra connects with a right hand onto the champion!! Darcy with a right of her own onto Sierra Bradford!! Sierra with another!! Darcy with another!! These women are going back and forth!!! The fans are cheering on Sierra and booing Darcy May Morgan after every strike!!! Sierra! Darcy!! Sierra!! Darcy!! Sierra!! Darcy!!! Sierra!! Sierra!! Sierra!!!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra Bradford has the upperhand, as she’s connected with three unanswered right hand punches that forces Darcy May Morgan to stagger back!!! Sierra charges at Darcy May Morgan for one more right hand punch!!! NO!!! DARCY WITH THE TTYN!!!! TTYN!!! LEFT HAND KNOCKOUT PUNCH BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!!! Sierra dips underneath the punch, as she uses the momentum from Darcy May Morgan to lift the champion up onto her shoulders in a fireman’s carry position!!! Darcy is trying to squirm her way out of the fireman’s carry, but Sierra keeps a tight grip and hold onto the champion!!! MISERY BUSINESS!!!!!! THE FIREMAN’S CARRY STUNNER CONNECTS!!!! SIERRA BRADFORD GOES FOR THE PIN!!! THIS COULD BE IT!!! WE MAY HAVE A NEW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT DARCY MAY MORGAN GETS HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! THIS MATCH IS STILL ON!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What does Sierra Bradford have to do in order to put this one away!?!
Stew-O: I don’t know, but I think Sierra has something in mind, as she gets up and yanks Darcy May Morgan’s boot off of the bottom rope!!! Sierra Bradford keeps the leg and immediately locks in the ANKLE LOCK!!!! SHE’S WRENCHING ON THAT ANKLE, AS DARCY MAY MORGAN BEGINS TO SCREAM IN PAIN!!! Darcy has nowhere to go, as Sierra Bradford begins to pull Darcy closer to the center of the ring!! This woman is done with these damn rope breaks!!
Jake Mercer: Darcy May Morgan is trying to kick her leg free, but Sierra Bradford has a tight grip on that ankle!! She has locked in deep into her arm!! There’s no breaking out of this hold right here!! Darcy May Morgan needs the fight the pain, but what’s the use if there’s no way for her to escape!! Darcy is reaching her arms out to try and grab a bottom rope, but there is absolutely none in arms reach of her!! Sierra continues to wrench down onto the ankle of the champion!! She may just snap Darcy May Morgan’s ankle right here!!!
Stew-O: Darcy is clutching at her hair and the top of her head in pain! She’s trying to think of a way to escape this hold! Her championship is on the line and if she taps her reign as specialists champion is all over!!! With every second Sierra Bradford wrenches down harder and hard on that ankle!!! Darcy looks like she’s going to tap!! She has her hand hovering over the mat!!! She’s about to do it!!!! Sierra Bradford is about to make the champion tap out!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO LOOK!!! Darcy May Morgan’s hand that looks like it’s about to tap closes up, as it is now turned into a tight fist!! Darcy May Morgan isn’t quitting, as he uses her free leg to kick Sierra Bradford at the hands!! Sierra’s grip on Darcy May Morgan’s ankle loosens, as Darcy continues to kick hard!!! Another kick by Darcy May Morgan!! And another!!! SHE’S FREE!!! SIERRA BRADFORD LETS GO OF DARCY’S ANKLE AS HER FINGERS COULDN’T TAKE THE IMPACT OF THOSE KICKS!!!
Stew-O: Darcy is trying to crawl forward and away from Sierra Bradford!!! BUT SIERRA BRADFORD QUICKLY GETS BACK ONTO THE ATTACK, AS SHE LEAPS RIGHT ONTO THE DOWNED DARCY MAY MORGAN AND LOCKS IN THE BLOODRUSH!!!! SIERRA BRADFORD NOW HAS DARCY MAY MORGAN LOCKED IN THE CROSSFACE!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: From one submission to the other!!! Darcy May Morgan can’t catch a break!! Sierra Bradford has the arm and head of Darcy May Morgan locked in tight, as the champion is desperately reaching out to try to grab a rope!! It’s no use! Darcy still hasn’t gotten herself close enough to grab any rope!! Sierra is pulling on Darcy’s head and neck with all of her might!! She can taste the championship right here!!!!
Jake Mercer: Darcy is now army crawling her way across the ring! She’s moving inch by inch, but she’s moving in the right direction!!! The Champion is using pure will power to not tap out and to keep crawling!!! Sierra still has the grip tight! I don’t think it’s even possible for her to squeeze and stretch Darcy May Morgan out any more than she is right now!!!
Stew-O: And Darcy is almost there!!! She’s reaching for the bottom rope!!! She’s inches away!!! She’s about to grab the rope!!! Fingertips away!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SIERRA BRADFORD ADJUSTS AND LOCKS IN A SLEEPER HOLD INSTEAD!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN IS TRYING TO FIGHT HER WAY UP TO HER FEET WITH SIERRA BRADFORD BEHIND HER!!! Darcy May Morgan slowly makes it up to her knees, then onto her feet, but the sleeper hold is locked in so tight that Darcy falls back down onto one knee!!! Darcy needs to think fast before she’s knocked out cold!!!!
Stew-O: But look!! Sierra Bradford forces Darcy May Morgan back up to her feet with the sleeper hold still locked in!!! What is she trying to do!?!?! KNOCKOUT IMPEDIMENT!!!! THE SLEEPER HOLD SUPLEX BY SIERRA BRADFORD!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN WAS ABLE TO GRAB ONTO THE TOP ROPE TO PREVENT HERSELF FROM BEING SLAMMED BACK!!! MEANWHILE, SIERRA BRADFORD FALLS A FEW FEET BACK, LANDING BACK FIRST ONTO THE MAT AS SHE LETS GO OF DARCY MAY MORGAN!!! Darcy May Morgan turns around, as Sierra Bradford gets back up to her feet!! Sierra charges at Darcy May Morgan!!! DDD!!! DON’T DISS DARCY!!!! SIERRA JUST RAN INTO THE BICYCLE KNEE BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!! DARCY FALLS DOWN AND HOOKS SIERRA’S LEG!!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea hits, as the crowd erupts into boos. Darcy May Morgan is slow to get up to her feet, and once she does, she stumbles on her ankle due to the damage that was made with the ankle lock from earlier in the match. The referee hands Darcy May Morgan her Specialists Championship and raises her hand in the air, although she is barely able to stand on her own)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner AND STILL EAW SPECIALIST CHAMPIONNNNNNNNN!!!!! THE LEADING LADY!!!!! DARCY!!!!!! MAY!!!!!!!!! MORGANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match! Both of these women gave it their all tonight, but in the end Darcy May Morgan showed everyone why she has been an incredible champion throughout her title reign.
Flannery McCoy: Sierra Bradford nearly won this match on multiple occasions, but Darcy kept fighting to find her way to victory!! There is no way that Sierra Bradford should feel ashamed of this showing here tonight. Her career is still young and after a performance like this, you have to assume that great things are coming her way in the future!!
Jake Mercer: But tonight, it was Darcy May Morgan’s night! The Dropkick Darling did what needed to be done to retain her belt. What a match and performance by the champion!!!!
(King of Elite fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for the XFL… )
(King of Elite returns and the Dynasty announce team can be heard talking in the background.)
Jake Mercer: Oh man! I can’t wait for this match! Cage and Impact have been going back and forth for months, and it’s finally coming to a head tonight.
Flannery McCoy: These two have a lot of history, and the-
(The announcers are cut off as the camera quickly cuts backstage)
Stew-O: WOAH!! LOOK OUT HERE!! CAGE AND IMPACT, THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE UP NEXT BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE NOT WAITING ANY LONGER!! THEY’RE SWINGING AWAY AT EACH OTHER IN OUR BACKSTAGE AREA, RIGHTS AND LEFTS FLYING EVERYWHERE!! CAGE GETS A HOLD IMPACT BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND THROWS HIM INTO THE WALL!! IMPACT COMES BOUNCING OFF IT… AND CAGE LEAPS ON TOP OF HIM FOR MORE RIGHTS AND LEFTS!! IMPACT FIGHTS BACK, A SERIES OF BLOWS ACROSS THE BACK OF CAGE!! IMPACT PUSHES CAGE UP AGAINST A SET OF CRATES AND CONTINUES THE ONSLAUGHT OF BLOWS!!
Flannery McCoy: THIS IS MADNESS!! CAGE IS ABLE TO THRUST HIS KNEE UP INTO THE MID-SECTION OF IMPACT TO GET HIM OFF… CAGE GETS TO HIS FEET NOW AND LOOK AT THIS, HE GRABS ONE OF THOSE CRATES, ON WHEELS AND ROLLS IT RIGHT INTO IMPACT, PINNING HIM AGAINST THE FAR WALL!! AND THOSE CRATES, THEY HAVE ALL SORTS OF EQUIPMENT IN THEM, THEY PROBABLY WEIGH A COUPLE HUNDRED POUNDS!! CAGE NOW RAMMING THE CRATE BACK AND FORTH INTO THE RIBS OF IMPACT!! CAGE NOW CLIMBING UP ON TOP OF THAT CRATE, LOOKING DOWN AT IMPACT!!
Jake Mercer: BUT IMPACT KICKS THE CRATE AWAY, CAGE TRIES BUT IS UNABLE TO KEEP HIS BALANCE AND FALLS STOMACH FIRST ONTO THE TOP OF THE CRATE!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT CAGE WAS PLANNING THERE, AND I GUESS WE’LL NEVER KNOW!! IMPACT NOW CHARGES FORWARD AND SENDS A KNEE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF CAGE WHO COMES TUMBLING OFF THE CRATE AND LANDING ON THE FLOOR!! HOWEVER HE’S QUICK BACK TO HIS FEET, HE LOOKS UP AND IMPACT MEETS HIM… HERE WE GO AGAIN!! PUMMELING INTO EACH OTHER AS THEY MAKE THEIR WAY DOWN THE CORRIDOR!!
Stew-O: A REFEREE RUNS INTO FRAME HERE, AND REMEMBER FOLKS… THIS IS AN UNSANCTIONED MATCH…. THERE ARE ZERO RULES, AND BEING BACKSTAGE THERE’S NO BELL TO RING BUT HE DOES SIGNAL THIS AS THE OFFICIAL START OF THE MATCH!! THESE TWO CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT TO EACH OTHER AND EAW WILL NOT BE LIABLE!! THE REFEREE IS BASICALLY USELESS IN THIS MATCH BUT HE WILL BE THERE TO DECLARE A WINNER, HOW WE’LL GET TO THAT HOWEVER IS COMPLETELY UP TO THE COMPETITORS!! Cage and Impact have fought their way down the hallway and into the catering area… CAGE SENDS A RIGHT HAND BUT IT’S DUCKED BY IMPACT WHO THROWS A FOREARM… CATCHING CAGE AND CAUSING HIM TO STAK BACKWARDS!!… IMPACT NOW COMES CHARGING BUT RIGHT INTO A BACK BODY DROP FROM CAGE, IMPACT LANDING SPINE FIRST ON THAT CONCRETE!!
Flannery McCoy: And every time Cage turns towards the camera, you can see him donning a t-shirt in memory of Kobe Bryant. Both of these men were such huge fans of the NBA legend, and I’m just about sure that’s all they had in common. Cage, after taking a short breather turns his attention back to Impact… WHO TOSSES A PLATTER OF SHRIMP COCKTAIL RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF CAGE!! IT CONNECTS FLUSH, SHRIMP ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE!! AND CAGE SCREAMS… WHAT THE? SURELY THAT COULDN’T HAVE HURT TOO MUCH!! HE DROPS TO HIS KNEES, STILL SCREAMING IN AGONY!!
Jake Mercer: IT’S THE SAUCE!! THE HORSERADISH IN THE COCKTAIL SAUCE IS BURNING HIS EYES!! CAGE RUNS OVER TO ONE OF THE TABLES HERE AND GRABS A WATER BOTTLE, POURING IT ALL OVER HIS FACE!! TRYING TO GET THE SAUCE OUT OF HIS EYES!! IMPACT LOOKS ON, GRABBING ANOTHER TRAY… THIS ONE CONTAINING MASHED POTATOES!! Cage washes himself down with a second bottle of water, he blinks his eyes a few times… now looking down at his shirt which has been stained by the sauce…. AND THE EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE HAS CHANGED, HE’S ANGRY… AND AS HE LOCKS EYES WITH IMPACT, IMPACT KNOWS THAT!!
Stew-O: IMPACT DOESN’T EVEN BOTHER WITH THE MASHED POTATOES, HE TOSSES THEM ASIDE AND BEGINS BACKING OUT OF THE CATERING AREA AND DOWN THE HALLWAY AGAIN AS CAGE FOLLOWS HIM, ON THE HUNT!! IMPACT CONTINUES BACKING DOWN THE HALL, HE GRIPS A STEEL CHAIR THAT WAS LEANING UP AGAINST ONE OF THE WALLS… CAGE REMAINS UNFAZED AS HE REMAINS ON THE CHASE!! IMPACT STOPS AND HE TAKES A SWING WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR… IT CONNECTS, HITTING CAGE FLUSH IN HIS SIDE, BUT HE DOESN’T EVEN FLINCH!! CAGE JUST GOT WALLOPED BY THAT STEEL CHAIR AND HAD ALMOST ZERO REACTION!! IMPACT’S EYES GO WIDE AS HE NOW STARTS FAST WALKING DOWN THE HALLWAY, WITH IMPACT RIGHT BEHIND HIM!!
Flannery McCoy: Cage enraged that Impact got cocktail sauce all over his Kobe shirt! He–
Jake Mercer: I would say, you know, don’t wear a shirt that you don’t want to get dirty IN AN UNSANCTIONED MATCH!… but that’s just me…
Flannery McCoy: Impact takes a turn down another hallway, currently out of view of the pursuing Cage… who now turns that same corner… AND GETS LEPT ON BY IMPACT, BUT CAGE HAD IT SCOUTED… HE CATCHES IMPACT, GRIPPING HIM UNDER HIS ARMS AND THROWS HIM INTO A NEARBY TABLE, BREAKING THE TABLE!! IMPACT EMERGES FROM THE WRECKAGE, ON HIS KNEES AND GRABBING HIS LOWER BACK, CAGE LOOKS TO GRAB HIM BUT IMPACT FIRES AWAY WITH A STRAIGHT PUNCH, RIGHT TO THE GUT!! Impact is able to get back to his feet, and this game of cat and mouse will continue as Impact goes on the run again!
Jake Mercer: I take issue with your description of the situation Flannery, Impact isn’t running away, okay? Impact is among the smartest elitists in the history of EAW, and I don’t think it’s a stretch to say he’s THE smartest! He’s an auteur in the ring… this, this backstage nonsense is for Cage and all of the neanderthals like him. Running away? No, Impact is trying to lure Cage out of this backstage area and into the ring… and he’s almost done that! And as he takes yet another turn, you can see he’s done almost just that! Now approaching our interview area, which isn’t far off from where the curtain to the stage is! Brilliant! How does Impact know the layout of this stadium so well?
Stew-O: CAGE MAY HAVE SENSED WHAT IMPACT HAD IN MIND, HE WANTS TO KEEP THIS MATCH BACKSTAGE FOR AS LONG AS HE CAN!!… HE QUICKENS HIS PACE, TRYING TO CATCH UP WITH IMPACT…OH BUT LOOK AT IMPACT… IMPACT GRABS MAX A. MILLION!! MAX A. MILLION WHO WAS STANDING BY IN THE INTERVIEW AREA, IMPACT HAS GRABBED HIM AND HE’S USING HIM LIKE A SHIELD!! NOW PUSHING HIM FORWARD WHERE HE GETS DECKED BY A FOREARM!! CAGE KNOCKS MAX SENSELESS, BUT BEFORE HE COULD DROP TO THE FLOOR, CAGE GRABS MAX AND THROWS HIM INTO IMPACT… KNOCKING HIM DOWN!!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW CAGE POUNCES ON IMPACT, RIGHTS AND LEFTS… CATCHING HIM ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD, IMPACT TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY, BUT THERE’S NOTHING FOR HIM TO GRAB ONTO, IT’S JUST FLOORS AND WALLS!! IMPACT IS ABLE TO GET HIS HANDS UP TO BLOCK SOME OF THE PUNCHES, NOW TRYING TO SHIFT HIS WEIGHT, WHICH HE’S ABLE TO DO!! SWITCHING POSITIONS AND QUICKLY GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET!! IMPACT NOW GRABS MAX AGAIN, PULLING HIM TO HIS FEET… AS CAGE DOES THE SAME, IMPACT HOLDING MAX OUT LIKE A RAG DOLL!! CAGE SWINGS WITH A RIGHT HAND BUT IMPACT MOVES MAX IN FRONT OF IT… CAGE NOW GOES FOR A LEFT BUT AGAIN, CONNECTS WITH MAX!!
Jake Mercer: IMPACT HAS SUCCESSFULLY BEEN ABLE TO DUCK AND HIDE BEHIND MAX A. MILLION… BUT CAGE SWINGS HIS LEG UP AND CONNECTS WITH A LOW BLOW!! A LOW BLOW THAT LANDS ON BOTH MAX AND IMPACT!! MAX IS LIFELESS AS HE CRUMPLES TO THE FLOOR, IMPACT FEELS THE PAIN IMMEDIATELY AND BACKS UP AGAINST A WALL… HOLDING HIS GROIN!! CAGE NOW COMES CHARGING… BUT IMPACT MEETS CAGE WITH A KICK TO THE MID-SECTION… NOW WRAPPING HIS ARM AROUND CAGE’S HEAD… AND GOD… DRIVING IT INTO THE WALL!! IMPACT JUST DDT’D CAGE’S SKULL INTO A CONCRETE WALL!! CAGE COLLAPSES, HIS HEAD STILL UP AGAINST THAT WALL, BLOOD BEGINNING TO POUR FROM HIS HEAD!!
Stew-O: Impact drops to a knee, clearly still feeling the effects of that low blow but he can’t help but smile as he sees the state Cage is currently in. He rises to his feet, looking to get out of this area as he walks over to the curtain, now walking through it… onto the side of the stage in view of the crowd where he’s greeted with a loud mixed reaction. The smirk on Impact’s face remains as he begins to scan his surroundings. What’s in this area is similar to what you would’ve found backstage. Crates, tables, loose chairs… a playpen of pain!
Flannery McCoy: Jake, you said earlier that Impact would want to get out of the backstage area and into the ring where he feels more comfortable, but it doesn’t look like he has any plans of doing that just yet! He begins rearranging a few things, moving crates and chairs… it seems like he has something specific planned… in addition to what’s scattered around on the floor, there’s a giant light structure, a tower that is at least 40 feet high! And it looks like Impact is trying to clear the area around it! Whatever he has in mind involves that structure!
Jake Mercer: Here comes Cage, staggering out from behind the curtain… BUT IMPACT SEES HIM AND KNOCKS HIM DOWN WITH A RIGHT HAND!! CAGE THOUGH NOT WANTING TO STAY DOWN, HE PUTS HIS WEIGHT ONTO ONE OF THE CRATES AND PULLS HIMSELF UP… ONLY TO BE MET WITH ANOTHER RIGHT HAND!! This time however Impact doesn’t allow Cage the luxury of making it back to his feet by his own free will, he drags him back up and brings him over to that lighting fixture… whatever plan Impact might have, it looks like he’s about to execute it!
Stew-O: IMPACT APPLIES A FRONT FACELOCK, NOW BRINGS CAGE’S ARM UP AND OVER HIS HEAD… LIFTING HIM UP, ALMOST AS IF FOR A VERTICAL SUPLEX… AND HE’S TRYING TO GET CAGE’S LEGS THROUGH THE HOLES ON THE LIGHTING TOWER!! TRYING TO ANGLE IT THE RIGHT WAY… AND HE’S ABLE TO DO IT!! CAGE’S LEGS HAVE GONE THROUGH THE HOLES IN THE STRUCTURE AND NOW IMPACT LEAVES HIM DANGLING!! Cage dangling upside down, Impact walking over to the other side and climbing up a few rungs… HE NOW GRABS CAGE’S LEGS AND PULLS THEM INTO HIM, NOW HE TAKES A STEP DOWN… APPLYING WHAT LOOKS TO BE A MODIFIED LIONTAMER!!
Flannery McCoy: CAGE’S LEGS BEING PULLED… THE PRESSURE, THE MUSCLES AND TENDONS BEING CRUSHED AGAINST THE METAL OF THE THIS LIGHTING TOWER!! CAGE’S FACE, CAGE IS FRANTICALLY TRYING TO ESCAPE HERE, I CAN’T IMAGINE THE PAIN HE’S IN!! IMPACT TAKES ANOTHER STEP DOWN, APPLYING EVEN MORE PRESSURE, THE REFEREE NOW BEGINS TO CLIMB THE STRUCTURE, GETTING CLOSE TO CAGE AND ASKING HIM IF HE WANTS TO QUIT OR GIVE UP, CAGE SHAKES HIS HEAD NO BUT YOU HAVE TO WONDER HOW LONG CAGE CAN WITHSTAND SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!
Jake Mercer: IMPACT IS SCREAMING AT CAGE TO GIVE UP, THE REFEREE AGAIN ASKS CAGE, BUT CAGE SHOVES HIM AWAY AND THE REFEREE TAKES A TUMBLE OFF THE TOWER!! CAGE KNOWS HE HAS TO DO SOMETHING, HE GRIPS ONE OF HIS HANDS ONTO THE TOWER… HE’S TRYING TO WIGGLE ONE OF HIS FEET FREE… BUT IT’S HARD IMPACT HAS SUCH A TIGHT HOLD AROUND HIS LEGS… IF CAGE CAN’T GET ONE OF HIS FEET FREE, THIS IS ALL BUT OVER!!… IMPACT TAKES YET ANOTHER STEP DOWN, HE’S ALMOST AT THE BOTTOM NOW, AND WITH EACH STEP THAT IMPACT TAKES, THE BACK OF CAGE’S KNEES AND HIS CALVES DIG FURTHER INTO THAT METAL!!
Stew-O: OH BUT WAIT… IMPACT HAS SUDDENLY HAD AN IDEA… HE TAKES A STEP UP, AND NOW A SECOND STEP, HE’S GONNA TRY TO GO THE OTHER WAY! AND THIS COULD BE EVEN WORSE FOR CAGE, IF IMPACT MOVES UP FURTHER ENOUGH, HE COULD BREAK CAGE’S KNEES AND COMPLETELY TEAR EVERY LIGAMENT IN THEM!! HE’S ABOUT LEVEL WITH CAGE HERE… HE TAKES ONE STEP UP… AND NOW THE PRESSURE HAS BEEN REVERSED, IMPACT TAKES A SECOND STEP UP…. AND LOOK AT CAGE’S LEGS, LOOK AT THE ANGLE OF THEM!! IF IMPACT TAKES ONE MORE STEP UP, THAT’S IT… CAGE’S KNEES ARE DONE FOR!! IMPACT LOOKS UP, REGRIPPING CAGE’S LEG BEFORE STEPPING… OH!! CAGE!! CAGE WAS ABLE TO SLIP ONE FOOT OUT!! HE LOST A BOOT IN THE PROCESS BUT CAGE HAS MANAGED TO GET ONE OF HIS FEET FREE… AND HE KICKS IT INTO IMPACT’S OWN KNEE… IMPACT’S BODY SWINGS BACK AND COLLIDES WITH WITH THE STRUCTURE, CAUSING HIM TO LOSE HIS GRIP AND FALL!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IMPACT WAS ABLE TO SAVE HIMSELF AT THE LAST MOMENT, HE GRIPPED ONTO THE SIDE AND DROPPED TO HIS FEET… CAGE STILL ISN’T OUT OF THE WOODS HERE, HE MAY HAVE ONE FOOT FREE BUT HIS OTHER FOOT STAYS TRAPPED, AND IF HE PULLS THAT OUT HE’S GONNA DROP ONTO HIS HEAD!! IMPACT MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THE SIDE THAT CAGE IS ON, CAGE HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FIRES A SHOT INTO THE SKULL OF IMPACT!!… IMPACT FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN… CAGE RETALIATES!! CAGE IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN AND HE’S GOING TOE TO TOE, BLOW FOR BLOW WITH IMPACT!! IMPACT REARS BACK AND FIRES ANOTHER SHOT, BUT CAGE IS ABLE TO DODGE THIS ONE, IMPACT’S HAND CONNECTS WITH THE STRUCTURE!!
Jake Mercer: AND NOW CAGE WITH A HEADBUTT!! A HEADBUTT TO IMPACT WHO’S STAGGERED… CAGE FINALLY HAS SOME TIME, HE GRABS ONTO THE STRUCTURE, TRYING TO FREE HIS OTHER LEG, WHICH HE’S ABLE TO DO, CAGE HAS FREED HIMSELF OF THIS PREDICAMENT BUT IMPACT’S BACK… CAGE HOWEVER ABLE TO KICK HIM AWAY, AND HE DOES IT A SECOND TIME… AND OH MY GOD, WHAT’S CAGE DOING?!?! HE’S CLIMBING!! CAGE IS CLIMBING THIS 40 FOOT LIGHT TOWER… IMPACT LOOKS ON AS CAGE CONTINUES TO CLIMB TO THE TOP, AND GUYS I THINK 40 FEET MIGHT BE A BIT CONSERVATIVE, CAGE IS AT THE TOP NOW AND THAT LOOKS CLOSER TO 50 OR 60 FEET!!
Stew-O: CAGE IS AT THE TOP OF THIS STRUCTURE, AND HE’S WALKING ACROSS IT, LOOKING DOWN AT IMPACT!! ONE OF TWO THINGS IS GONNA HAPPEN HERE, EITHER IMPACT IS GOING UP OR CAGE IS COMING DOWN… AND IMPACT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HE HAS ANY INTEREST IN GOING UP!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT WHAT HAPPENS HERE?! WE’RE AT A STALEMATE!! CAGE IS LITERALLY SITTING ON TOP OF THIS STRUCTURE, LOOKING DOWN AT IMPACT AND SMILING AT HIM!! Impact darts his eyes around, maybe an idea has popped into his head! He walks towards a table, wipes everything off it, grabs him and brings it over with him… setting it up under Cage… he goes and finds a second table and does the same thing! There’s one last table in the surrounding area, he takes that too and sets that up next to the other two! Three tables lined up, one in front of the other… Impact standing in front of them… HE SPREADS HIS ARMS OUT WIDE AND TELLS CAGE TO JUMP!!
Jake Mercer: Cage shakes his head no and instead motions for Impact to come up and join him… God Impact no, don’t do that! Just wait it out… Cage is impatient, he can’t take this for much longer, he’s gonna jump! CAGE RISES TO HIS FEET, PACING BACK AND FORTH ON TOP OF THE TOWER!! IMPACT CONTINUES TO GOAD HIM, TELLING HIM TO JUMP… C’MON CAGE… DO IT AND THIS ONE IS OVER!!
Stew-O: IMPACT… THE TABLES… IT MAY ALL BE TOO ENTICING FOR CAGE WHO STOPS PACING, RIGHT IN FRONT OF WHERE IMPACT IS STANDING… CAGE EXHALES A DEEP BREATH, OH MY GOD… HE’S GONNA DO IT!! CAGE… LEAPS OFF THE 50 FOOT STRUCTURE!!…
Flannery McCoy: AS IMPACT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, TO HIS RIGHT!!…
Stew-O: BUT CAGE PREDICTED IT!! CAGE PREDICTED THE MOVE BY IMPACT AND LANDS ON TOP OF HIM, TAKING HIM BOTH OUT!! OH MY GOD, A 50 FOOT FALL, A 50 FOOT LEAP FROM CAGE, CRASHING DOWN ONTO IMPACT!! BOTH MEN ARE OBVIOUSLY DOWN, THE CROWD IS IN STUNNED DISBELIEF, THE REFEREE IS FINALLY COMING TO AND SEEING THE CARNAGE!! THERE WAS NOTHING TO BREAK CAGE’S FALL… LANDING ON HARD, UNFORGIVING CONCRETE, EVEN THE TABLES WOULD’VE BEEN BETTER!! THE DISBELIEF OF THE CROWD HAS MORPHED INTO A “HOLY SHIT” CHANT AS CAGE BEGINS TO STIR, HOW IS HE MOVING?!
Jake Mercer: NO, THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!! CAGE CAN’T BE MOVING ALREADY, THERE’S JUST NO WAY!! HE’S CRAWLING, CRAWLING OVER TO THE BARRICADE, PULLING HIMSELF TO HIS FEET AS THE CROWD PAT HIM ON HIS BACK AND SHOULDERS, A SIGN OF APPRECIATION!! YOU SHOULDN’T BE APPRECIATING THAT, YOU SHOULDN’T BE APPLAUDING THAT!! HE COULD’VE KILLED HIMSELF, OR WORSE… HE COULD’VE KILLED IMPACT!! HE MIGHT’VE KILLED IMPACT, HE STILL HASN’T MOVED!!
Stew-O: Cage looks at the tables that Impact set up and gets a look in his eye, he grabs Impact by the hair, pulling him up to his feet and throws him on top one of the tables… now climbing on them himself he again pulls Impact up… HOOKING HIM… MERCY RULE!! A MERCY RULE THROUGH THE TABLE!!… BUT CAGE STILL HAS TWO OTHER TABLES TO WORK WITH!! HE PULLS HIM UP AGAIN, TOSSING HIM ON THE SECOND TABLE… CAGE FOLLOWS… HOOKS HIM AGAIN… A SECOND MERCY RULE!! AND AS CAGE LOOKS AT THE TABLE AND GETS IMPACT UP FOR A THIRD TIME, IT’S NO SECRET WHAT HE HAS PLANNED… A THIRD MERCY RULE THROUGH THE TABLE!! CAGE HAS DRIVEN IMPACT SKULL FIRST THROUGH EACH OF THE THREE TABLES!!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT IS MOTIONLESS, HE’S BLOODIED, THE REFEREE IS IN TO CHECK ON HIM, IMPACT ISN’T RESPONDING TO ANYTHING AND… WHAT ARE THE RULES HERE GUYS? IN AN UNSANCTIONED MATCH DOES THE REFEREE EVEN HAVE THE POWER TO STOP A MATCH?! I DON’T THINK HE DOES… AND CAGE DOESN’T WANT THIS TO END JUST YET!! HE’S MAKING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE RING NOW!!
Jake Mercer: AS IF HE HASN’T DONE ENOUGH!! CAGE IS STROLLING DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA… FLIPPING UP ONE OF THE APRONS… AND HE BRINGS OUT A KENDO STICK… NOT JUST ONE, OR TWO… OR THREE… BUT FOUR!! FOUR KENDO STICKS!! CAGE WITH ONE KENDO STICK IN HIS RIGHT HAND, THE THREE OTHERS GRIPPED IN HIS LEFT… HE BRINGS THEM BACK OVER TO WHERE IMPACT IS!!
Stew-O: IMPACT HAS STILL YET TO MOVE!! CAGE WENT ALL THE WAY FROM THE STAGE TO THE RING, LOOKED UNDER THE RING, WENT BACK TO THE STAGE… MIND YOU WE ARE IN A STADIUM!! AND IMPACT STILL HASN’T MOVED!! He wraps his hand around the kendo stick in his right hand and raises it high above his head… BEFORE WHIPPING IT DOWN ACROSS THE BACK OF IMPACT, AND THAT GETS A REACTION OUT OF THE 9 TIME WORLD CHAMPION!! IMPACT SCREAMS IN AGONY AS HE STARTS TO CRAWL… OR AT LEAST MAKES AN ATTEMPT TO, AS CAGE BRINGS THE KENDO STICK DOWN ACROSS THE BACK FOR A SECOND TIME!!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT, ALMOST WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES AS HE CRAWLS AWAY FROM CAGE… BUT CAGE WITH A THIRD KENDO STICK SHOT TO THE BACK!! IMPACT DOESN’T DARE LOOK BACK, HE JUST KEEPS CRAWLING, CAGE KEEPS FOLLOWING… A FOURTH!! CAGE TOSSES THAT KENDO STICK ASIDE AS IT WAS BEGINNING TO COME APART, HE GRABS ONE OF THE ONES FROM HIS OTHER HAND AND GRIPS IT AS IMPACT REACHES THE BARRICADE… HE TRIES PULLING HIMSELF UP… AS CAGE DELIVERS THE FIFTH SHOT WITH THAT KENDO STICK!! IMPACT CRIES OUT IN PAIN AS HE GETS TO HIS FEET AND THROWS HIMSELF OVER THE BARRICADE, PLOPPING ONTO THE FLOOR… CAGE FOLLOWS… SIXTH KENDO SHOT!!
Jake Mercer: THIS ISN’T GONNA STOP UNTIL CAGE HAS USED UP ALL OF THOSE KENDO STICKS ISN’T IT?! IMPACT IS TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY, BUT CAGE IS WALKING RIGHT BESIDE HIM… ALMOST TOYING WITH HIM, TAUNTING HIM… CAGE CRACKS A SEVENTH KENDO SHOT!! Impact has his hands on the apron and is using it to pull himself to his feet… he rolls himself into the ring… Cage looks to follow… BUT NOT BEFORE PULLING UP THE RING APRON AGAIN, C’MON NOW!! HE PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR AND THROWS IT INTO THE RING BEFORE ENTERING HIMSELF!!
Stew-O: It’s crazy, you think about all that’s happened so far… and we’re just now getting into the ring for the first time in this match!! AND NOW IN THE RING, CAGE BEGINS GOING CRAZY WITH THAT KENDO STICK!! LASHING IT ACROSS THE BACK OF IMPACT IN RAPID SUCCESSION BEFORE THROWING IT AWAY!! NOW GRABBING THE THIRD KENDO STICK AND DOING THE SAME, I’VE LOST COUNT OF HOW MANY TIMES HE’S BROUGHT IT DOWN ACROSS THE BACK OF IMPACT… HE THROWS AWAY THE THIRD KENDO STICK AND NOW GRIPS THE FINAL ONE IN BOTH HANDS… HE CONNECTS WITH THE SIDE OF IMPACT’S NECK!! THIS CAUSING IMPACT TO KNEEL UP… EXPOSING HIS STOMACH, WHICH CAGE CONNECTS WITH FLUSH!!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW ACROSS THE BACK AGAIN, ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, FOUR TIMES, FIVE TIMES, SIX TIMES, SEVEN TIMES… OH I GIVE UP!! CAGE TURNING THAT KENDO STICK INTO BAMBOO TWIGS… NOT TOSSING IT UNTIL IT IS COMPLETELY USELESS!! FINALLY HE GIVES UP, THROWING IT INTO THE CROWD… CAGE IS TRIUMPHANT AS HE STANDS OVER IMPACT WHO’S WRITHING AROUND IN PAIN ON THE CANVAS… AND AS THE CAMERA FOCUSES IN… LOOK AT IMPACT’S BACK, THE WELTS THAT ARE FORMING ACROSS THE SPINE, SOME OF THEM DRAWING BLOOD, IMPACT ISN’T GONNA BE ABLE TO LAY ON HIS BACK FOR WEEKS!!
Jake Mercer: Um, are you implying Impact is a botto–
Stew-O: AND NOW CAGE GRABS THE CHAIR… HE DRAGS IMPACT BY THE ARM AND SETS HIM UP IN A SEATED POSITION IN THE CORNER… CAGE RAISES THE STEEL CHAIR HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD… AND LANDS IT ON TOP OF IMPACT’S SKULL!! MY GOD WHAT A CHAIR SHOT!! NOW DRIVING INTO THE CHEST… OVER THE HEAD AGAIN… INTO THE CHEST… OVER THE HEAD!!… CAGE IS BECOMING UNHINGED, STRIDING AROUND THE RING… HE COMES CHARGING… WITH THE CHAIR… AND MY GOD!! A FLUSH SHOT RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE OF IMPACT!! IMPACT DIDN’T EVEN REACT TO THAT FINAL CHAIR SHOT, HIS FACE, BEHIND THE LAYER OF BLOOD, THOSE EYES ARE CLOSED!!
Flannery McCoy: CAGE PULLS IMPACT OUT OF THE CORNER, THE REFEREE UP IN CAGE’S FACE NOW, ASKING HIM IF HE’S DONE… I’M NOT SURE IF I’VE EVER SEEN THIS BEFORE, THE REFEREE IS ASKING A COMPETITOR IF HE WANTS TO STOP PUNISHING AN OPPONENT!! CAGE SHAKES HIS HEAD NO AND PUSHES THE REFEREE ASIDE, HE LOOKS AT HIM, HOLDS UP HIS INDEX FINGER AND MOUTHS THE WORDS, “ONE MORE THING!” CAGE, LOOKING TO PUT THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN… MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO IMPACT AND…
*The lights are cut out*
Jake Mercer: UMM… HELLO?! WHAT’S GOING ON?!
Stew-O: Not quite sure what’s going on here… we can’t see a thing going on in that ring ladies and gentlemen, I sure hope this gets solved quickly.
Flannery McCoy: Cage signals that he’s about to end Impact and the lights cut out… suspicious much?!
Jake Mercer: Nothing more than a coincidence!
*The lights come back on*
Stew-O: Here we go! Back to the action, the crowd shows their appreciation as the lights are turned back on. Cage stands in the center of the ring, defensive with his fists clenched… but it doesn’t look like there anything fishy going on. Perhaps just some genuine technical difficulties! Cage focuses his attention back on Impact… pulling him to his feet… EVISCERATION!! IMPACT WITH THE EVISCERATION!! IMMEDIATELY INTO THE COVER!! NO WAY!!
Flannery McCoy: NOT LIKE THIS!!
Jake Mercer: YES!!
ONEEEE!!… TWOOOO!!… THREEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Can I Live” begins to play. Impact sits up, he a shit-eating grin on his face before collapsing again, motionless)
Stephie Love: Your winner… IIIIMMMMMMMMPPPPAAAACCCCCCTTTTT!!
Stew-O: I’LL TELL YOU WHAT… IF THERE WAS A GENUINE PROBLEM WITH THE LIGHTS, IMPACT IS THE LUCKIEST MAN ON EARTH!! THE DISTRACTION PROVIDED JUST ENOUGH TIME FOR IMPACT TO MUSTER UP THE ENERGY FOR ONE MOVE, ONE FINAL MOVE!!
Flannery McCoy: I’M NOT BUYING IT FOR A SECOND, THIS IS ROBBERY!! THERE’S SOMETHING AFOOT HERE!! CAGE HAS BEEN SCREWED TONIGHT, HE DOMINATED THE CLOSING STAGES OF THIS MATCH IN A WAY THAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE, HE DESERVED THIS VICTORY!!
Jake Mercer: Well… unlike my other two colleagues I’m not going to attempt to blow out your eardrums. If Cage deserved the victory here tonight, he would’ve gotten it. Nothing afoot, no conspiracy, just the greatness of Impact on full display.
(Cage makes it to his feet before Impact. He looks in his direction with an irate look on his face though. It appears as if he may go on the attack but instead he exits the ring and heads up the ramp angrily)
(King of Elite fades into a final commercial break.)
(Commercial break for Friday Night Christianity featuring Drake King.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: ONE FALL! And it is the finals of the KING OF ELITE TOURNAMENT! Introducing first..
(‘It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta hits to one of, if not the most negative reception throughout the entire night. The boos nearly completely overshadows the music as Charlie Marr slowly makes his way out to the stage with what can only be described as an evil grin. Jordie Marr is of course with Charlie which doesn’t make the crowd reaction any more positive, and the two slowly begin making their way down to the ring. Despite the look on Charlie’s face, it’s clear he’s ready for this. In his eyes, he only lost his EAW Championship thanks to the interference of Malcolm Jones after eliminating all of the competitors except for Andrea Valentine at Road to Redemption’s Voltage Elimination Chamber, and now Charlie has been on a tear in his road to reclaiming his throne. The two pay no attention to the booing as they make their way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring.. Accompanied by Jordie Marr…. From Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom.. Weighing in at 240 pounds… THE LIBERTINE, CHHAAAAARRRLLIIIIEEEE MMAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!
Stew-O: I’ve got to admit, it’s very impressive that this man was just EAW Champion three months ago, and now he has a chance to become King and possibly win that Championship back. I know I represent Dynasty, but you can’t take anything away from this man here. He doesn’t always get the job done the right way, but he’s still one of the most talented Elitists Voltage has.
Deadprez: I’ve got to admit, you’re not wrong about that. Charlie had an amazing run as EAW Champion, and if Charlie continues performing the way he has, he could very well not only win tonight, but go on to become a two time EAW Champion. I’m sure that’s something not a single person on the Voltage brand wants to see that happen, and I’m sure neither of Charlie’s opponents tonight will allow it to.
Stew-O: You’re right. Neither Jamie nor Viz will make this an easy fight, especially Viz. To be honest, I’m very interested to see Charlie and Viz interact in this match. It’s been a very long time since these two have been in the ring together, and they’ve both come a long way since then. This should definitely be a great match, to be honest I don’t know if I’m even ready for this.
Deadprez: Oh, there’s no mistaking it. I know I’m not ready.
(‘Another One Bites the Dust’ by Queen follows and the crowd begins cheering as pink and purple smoke begins to fill up the stage. The music continues playing, and after a short while the Visual Prophet makes his way out to the stage, revealing himself through the smoke. He has a purple and gold crown on his head, and is wearing an attire full of the colors purple, black, and gold, completed with a royal robe. The crowd continues cheering as the Visual Prophet makes his way down the ramp, and it’s clear to see why. Last year’s King of Elite tournament, the Visual Prophet didn’t go far as he was eliminated by Daryl Kinkade. This was during a time where Viz wasn’t liked much, and went on to be on Veena Adams’ good side. This year, things are different. The Visual Prophet has come far in one year, and now he looks to redeem himself, doing what he couldn’t last time around.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… Residing in Engadine, Michigan… Weighing in at 240 pounds… THE VISSUUUUUUAAAAAALLLLL PPRRROOOOOOOPPPPPHHEEEEETTT!!!!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet has always been one of the most unique stars we’ve seen in EAW since his debut, but he’s also been one of the most talented. I’ll say without a doubt that it was pretty surprising to not see the Visual Prophet go further than he did the first time he competed in the King of Elite tournament, but he’s already more than made up for it as he now finds himself in the finals this year. Now he looks to go the extra mile, and I’ll say if he wins it’d certainly make an interesting dynamic.
Deadprez: Oh yeah. Drake King’s the World Heavyweight Champion. Honestly I still don’t get the relationship between them, but I’ve got no doubt that if the Visual Prophet wins this he won’t hesitate to use his World Championship opportunity to get a match with Drake King once the time is right. Honestly, I’d be surprised if things don’t head that way.
Stew-O: Well, that’d certainly make the most sense, although I think we forget who we’re talking about here. The Visual Prophet is, a very interesting character to say the least. Anyways, I don’t think we can say we know for sure what Viz will do if he wins, but it’s clear to see that he’s very confident in his abilities tonight. He’s already wearing a crown and robe, hopefully that confidence doesn’t get the best of him.
Deadprez: It’d be a shame if Viz lost because he was overconfident, but I don’t think Viz is the type to not understand what he’s getting himself into. These three are some of the best their brands have to offer, and I think Viz knows that. It looks like he just believes he will be the better man tonight.
Stew-O: I’m looking forward to King Viz.
(After ‘Another One Bites the Dust’ dies down, the Visual Prophet and Charlie Marr both stand outside of the ring, looking directly at each other. Soon after though, ‘Ultimate Battle [EAW Edit]’ by ZENTA hits, and in turn is possibly the loudest crowd reaction throughout the whole night. Everyone is on their feet cheering as Jamie O’Hara makes his way out to the stage, causing the two competitors who already entered to turn their attention to him. Since returning, Jamie O’Hara has had a rocky road. He lost to Theron Nikolas just last year at this same FPV. He won the Grand Rampage of 2019, but ended up having his moment taken away by Mr. DEDEDE at Pain for Pride. He came so close to winning the Answers World Championship at Road to Redemption 2019, just to unfortunately lose to his own wife, Cameron Ella Ava. Now Jamie has a new goal, to become King. After eyeing all the fans in the arena, Jamie shifts his attention to the ring, and makes his way down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: Also making his way to the ring.. Residing in Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 190 pounds…. THE ACE OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING, JAAAAAAAAAMIIIEE O’HAAAAAARRAAAAA!!!!!
Deadprez: Now this is my pick to win right here.
Stew-O: I wonder why… Anyways, it doesn’t take much research to know that Jamie O’Hara is the most accomplished man in this match, as he’s done almost everything he can possibly do in his career. Tonight though, he looks to add one more accolade to his resume, in King of Elite. As we all know he lost to Theron Nikolas in a match for the Answers World Championship at this very event last year, this year he’s looking for a different result.
Deadprez: I think it was because he was on the red brand. Since moving to Showdown Jamie has gotten as close as he can possibly get to that Answers World Championship, and at Road to Redemption he nearly had it won, but in the end Cameron Ella Ava walked out with the title. If Jamie wins tonight, I think he’ll do it. I think Jamie will go on to win the Answers World Championship, assuming that’s the title he goes for.
Stew-O: Of course, he could’ve been walking into this event with the Championship in the first place, but in the end he only actually made it into the finals due to being attacked by Xander Payne. Of course the other two competitors in this match didn’t hesitate to point out the fact, but I’m sure Jamie tonight wants to let it be known that he deserves to be here.
Deadprez: I still think it’s insane that we’re even seeing a match like this between these three. I’m sure the fans are going to enjoy this one.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(All three men are standing in the center of the ring and Charlie arrogantly raises his hands in the air.)
Charlie Marr (Off Mic): All hail the King of EAW! ‘The Libertine’ CHARLIE MARR!
(Jamie and Viz look at one another and they roll their eyes. A lazy smile crosses Viz’s face and he puts his finger over Charlie’s lips to silence him.)
Jamie O’Hara (Off Mic): You’ve done enough talking you fookin’ flog.
Stew-O: VIZ AND JAMIE JUST KICKED CHARLIE IN THE GUT! THEY HOOK HIM AND BRING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX! BOTH JAMIE AND VIZ GRAB CHARLIE AND TOSS HIM RIGHT OUT OF THE RING!
(The crowd pops as Charlie Marr is dumped outside the ring and right at Jordie’s feet. The blonde looks absolutely astonished over the fact Viz and Jamie would be so horrible to her bae.)
Deadprez: VIZ GRABS JAME FROM BEHIND AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! HE’S QUICKLY BACK UP AND RUNS THE ROPES! ELBOW DROP RIGHT TO THE HEART! VIZ QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEGS!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTT-
Stew-O: CHARLIE IS BACK INTO THE RING AND HE BREAKS UP THE COVER! HE SNATCHES VIZ UP BY THE HAIR AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER! CHARLIE WITH SEVERAL SHOULDER THRUSTS TO VIZ’S MIDSECTION AND HE FOLLOWS UP WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! VIZ’S HEAD SNAPS BACK AND CHARLIE QUICKLY GRABS VIZ AND PLANTS HIM INTO THE MAT WITH A DDT!
Deadprez: BUT JAMIE IS UP AND BEHIND CHARLIE! HE WHIRLS MARR AROUND AND NAILS HIM WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! THAT CAUGHT MARR RIGHT IN THE JAW AND JAMIE IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP! HE MAINTAINS CONTROL OF THE LEG AND TRANSITIONS INTO A KNEEBAR BUT CHARLIE IMMEDIATELY GRABS FOR THE ROPES!
Stew-O: IT’S A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH THOUGH, SO REACHING FOR THE ROPES WON’T DO THE TOP BOY ANY GOOD! JAMIE CAN HANG ON TO THIS KNEEBAR FIVEVER IF HE TRULY WANTS TOO!!!!
Deadprez: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING, STEW-O?
Stew-O: I JUST WANT TO BE LIKE JAMIE O’HARA CIRCA PROMO VIDEO NUMBER FIVE WHEN HE SNAPPED AND JUST STARTED YELLING AT EVERYONE IN HIS MELODIOUS AUSTRALIAN VOICE!!!
Deadprez: GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!!!
Stew-O: VIZ IS BACK UP AND HE NAILS JAMIE WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE TO THE CHEST! THAT BREAKS THE SUBMISSION AND CHARLIE QUICKLY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING TO REGROUP! VIZ GRABS JAMIE UP BUT JAMIE QUICKLY STARTS NAILING VIZ WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS TO THE MID-SECTION! VIZ SHOVES JAMIE BACK AND JAMIE RUNS AT HIM…. IN EXCELSI-
Deadprez: NO! VIZ SIDE-STEPS AND JAMIE CRASHES INTO THE ROPES! VIZ GRABS JAMIE AND ROLLS HIM UP!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTT-
Stew-O: THE ACE KICKS OUT!
Deadprez: VIZ GRABS JAMIE BY THE HAIR AND LOOKS TO THROW HIM INTO THE CORNER! JAMIE PLANTS HIS FEET AND NAILS VIZ WITH A FOREARM! VIZ STUMBLES BACK AND JAMIE LANDS ANOTHER JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! VIZ IS ROCKED AND JAMIE FIRES OFF A SERIES OF MACHINE GUN BACKHAND CHOPS! VIZ FIGHTS BACK WITH A WELL PLACED KICKED THAT CATCHES JAMIE IN THE THIGH!!!
Stew-O: HE FOLLOWS UP WITH A STIFF FOREARM TO THE FACE OF THE ACE!! BARS!!!
Deadprez: :usure:
Stew-O: :smugcena:
Deadprez: JAMIE UNCORKS A SHOOT STYLE KICK THAT NAILS VIZ IN THE RIBS, AND VIZ THROWS A RIGHT HAND! JAMIE AND VIZ GO AFTER ONE ANOTHER, EXCHANGING PUNCHES, AND IT’S VIZ WHO FINALLY GRABS JAMIE IN A SIDE HEADLOCK! HE HITS THE ROPES BUT JAMIE PUSHES HIM OFF AND RUNS THE ROPES! VIZ DROPS DOWN, FORCING JAMIE TO LEAP OVER HIM, AND WHEN HE COMES BACK, VIZ LEAPFROGS OVER HIM! JAMIE HITS THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN BUT VIZ IS WAITING! HUGE LARIAT TAKEDOWN TO THE ACE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! VIZ PULLS JAMIE UP… SITOUT POWERBOMB!!!!!
Stew-O: CHARLIE IS BACK INTO THE RING AND HE HITS A DROPKICK THAT CONNECTS WITH THE BACK OF VIZ’S HEAD! VIZ DROPS TO THE MAT AND CHARLIE STARTS PUTTING THE BOOTS TO HIM! CHARLIE STOMPS AWAY AND GRABS VIZ, LOOKING TO HOOK HIM FOR ‘THE QUEEN IS DEAD’! VIZ FIRES BACK WITH PUNCHES TO THE RIB CAGE AREA, AND CHARLIE LETS HIM GO! VIZ SWINGS AT CHARLIE, BUT CHARLIE DUCKS AND CATCHES VIZ WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! CHARLIE WITH A SERIES OF FOREARMS AND HE FORCES VIZ INTO THE CORNER! CHARLIE IMMEDIATELY BEGINS TO CHOKE THE VISUAL PROPHET AND HEADBUTTS THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!
Deadprez: JAMIE! JAMIE! JAMIE IS BEHIND CHARLIE! HE WHIRLS CHARLIE AROUND AND SLAPS THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM! JAMIE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BACKHAND CHOP AND A SHOOT STYLE KICK THAT CATCHES CHARLIE SQUARE IN THE CHEST! JAMIE WITH ANOTHER BACKHAND CHOP AND HE TAKES CHARLIE BY THE BEARD AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER! FLYING FOREARM CONNECTS WITH CHARLIE! JAMIE WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! UPPERCUT! SPINNING BACKHAND CONNECTS!!! :damn:
Stew-O: JAMIE IS JUST FUCKING UP CHARLIE RIGHT NOW!!!
Charlie Marr Fangirls: :mjcry:!!!!!
Deadprez: YOU RIGHT! ‘THE ACE’ IS TAKING IT TO MARR! CORNER HIGH KNEE CONNECTS WITH CHARLIE! JAMIE GRABS CHARLIE AND PULLS HIM TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! ‘VISUAL IDENTITY’! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX INTO A PILEDRIVER CONNECTS! JAMIE WITH THE CO-
Stew-O: VIZ JUST THREW JAMIE OUT THE RING AND QUICKLY CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE! ‘BOW TO THE HEART’!!!! OH SHIT! VIZ JUST PLANTED HIS ELBOW RIGHT INTO CHARLIE MARR’S HEART! VIZ WITH THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE-
Deadprez: JAMIE DIVES BACK INTO THE RING AND BREAKS UP THE PIN! VIZ NEARLY STOLE THE KING OF ELITE CROWN AND WE HAVE BARELY EVEN GOTTEN STARTED!
Stew-O: VIZ AND JAMIE ARE BOTH BACK TO THEIR FEET AND IMMEDIATELY LOCK UP WITH ONE ANOTHER! VIZ HAS THE SIZE AND STRENGTH ADVANTAGE AND HE EASILY MUSCLES JAMIE INTO THE CORNER! VIZ MOUNTS THE ROPES AND BEGINS PUNCHING JAMIE IN THE HEAD!
Deadprez: JAMIE SHOVES HIM OFF AND IS ABLE TO SHOVE VIZ INTO THE CORNER! VIZ FIRES BACK WITH A BACK ELBOW, LEAPS ON THE ROPES, AND FLIES OFF WITH A BEAUTIFUL DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE! JAMIE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO KEEP HIS BALANCE BUT VIZ GRABS HIM BY THE LEGS AND JAMIE HITS THE MAT! VIZ GOES FOR THE ANKLE! VIZ-LOCK! VIZ HAS THE ANKLE LOCK SUBMISSION LOCKED ON JAMIE, AND HE IS LOOKING FOR A TAP OUT RIGHT NOW! JAMIE TRIES TO FIGHT HIS WAY FREE AND MANAGES TO USE HIS FREE LEG TO LAND SEVERAL NASTY KICKS TO VIZ’S KNEE! VIZ IS FORCED TO LET GO AND JAMIE GETS TO HIS KNEES AND LEAPS! CHOP BLOCK BRINGS VIZ DOWN AND JAMIE LOOKS FOR A KNEEBAR! VIZ ROLLS TO THE SIDE AND CATCHES JAMIE IN THE HEAD WITH HIS FOOT! THAT ALLOWS VIZ TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION AND HE PULLS JAMIE INTO A REAR-NAKED CHOKE!
Stew-O: CHARLIE JUST NAILED VIZ IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND THAT CHOKE HOLD IS NOW BROKEN!
Deadprez: JAMIE ROLLS TO THE ROPES WHILE CHARLIE PULLS VIZ UP! VIZ IS ABLE TO SHOVE CHARLIE BACK, AND NOW JAMIE IS BACK TO HIS FEET AS WELL! ALL THREE KING OF ELITE FINALISTS ARE LOOKING AT ONE ANOTHER AND OH MAN…
Stew-O: :lupe:
Deadprez: :lupe:
Stew-O: ALL THREE MEN DIVE OUT OF THE RING AND START SEARCHING UNDER THE RING APRON! JAMIE PULLS OUT A BARBED WIRE WRAPPED DIDGERIDOO! VIZ PULLS OUT A PAIR OF NUNCHUCKS! CHARLIE PULLS OUT A RAILROAD SPIKE! ALL THREE MEN SLIDE BACK INTO THE RING AND FACE ONE ANOTHER WITH THEIR WEAPONS IN HAND!!!
Deadprez: BUSINESS ABOUT TO PICK UP!!!!
Stew-O: CHARLIE MAKES THE FIRST MOVE! HE LUNGES FOR JAMIE WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE BUT VIZ WHIPS THE NUNCHUCKS INTO CHARLIE’S FACE! JAMIE SWINGS THE DIDGERIDOO AND CONNECTS WITH VIZ’S MID-SECTION! VIZ DOUBLES OVER AND JAMIE RAISES THE DIDGERIDOO IN THE AIR! HE LOOKS TO BRING IT DOWN ACROSS THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET BUT CHARLIE IS BACK INTO THE MIX! HE STABS JAMIE BETWEEN THE SHOULDER BLADES WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE AND KICKS THE DIDGERIDOO OUT OF THE RING! CHARLIE TURNS TO VIZ AND LUNGES AT HIM! VIZ EVADES GETTING HIT WITH THE SPIKE AND HE TWIRLS THE NUNCHUCKS, LOOKING TO TAKE CHARLIE OUT WITH THEM! VIZ SWINGS BUT CHARLIE DUCKS, AND MANAGES TO COME BACK WITH A KICK THAT KNOCKS THE WEAPON OUT OF VIZ’S HANDS! CHARLIE SWINGS AT VIZ, BUT VIZ MANAGES TO DUCK AND RUNS THE ROPES! CHARLIE TURNS AROUND JUST IN TIME AND HE NAILS VIZ RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES WITH THE SPIKE! :damn:
Deadprez: YIKES!!!!
Stew-O: CHARLIE GRABS VIZ AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING WHICH LEAVES HIM IN THERE ALONE WITH JAMIE! JAMIE HAS MADE IT BACK TO HIS FEET BUT OBVIOUSLY HE’S HURTING JUST A BIT HAVING BEEN STABBED IN THE BACK AND CHARLIE PLANTS HIM WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE! HE DROPS DOWN AND WRAPS JAMIE IN A HEADLOCK AND WASTES ABSOLUTELY NO TIME TAKING THAT RAILROAD SPIKE TO JAMIE’S FOREHEAD! JAMIE IS CUT OPEN AND CHARLIE FORCES HIM TO THE MAT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Deadprez: JAMIE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
(Charlie switches to a sleeper hold, obviously looking to slow down the pace of the match. Time and time again people have underestimated Charlie and just how methodical he can be. Charlie always seems to thrive in big match situations and when the stakes are at their highest, and it’s obvious how skilled he is when it comes to hardcore matches. Charlie is brutal, calculating, and relentless. All qualities that a King of Elite should possess.)
Stew-O: BLOOD IS POURING FROM JAMIE’S FOREHEAD BUT HE IS FIGHTING! THIS CROWD IS SOLIDLY BEHIND THE ACE OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING AND I’M PRETTY SURE THEY ALL WANT TO SEE JAMIE MAKE HISTORY! NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF THIS COMPANY HAS EVER WON ALL THREE ‘BIG THREE’!
Deadprez: THAT WOULD BE ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING ACCOMPLISHMENT FOR JAMIE O’HARA! THAT WOULD ONLY FURTHER CEMENT JAMIE’S CLAIM TO BE ONE OF, IF NOT THE BEST OF ALL TIME!
Stew-O: JAMIE THE BOAT!!! :wow:
Deadprez: :skip:
Stew-O: B.EST O.F A.LL T.IME. BOAT. GET IT DEADPREZ??
Deadprez: :wow:
Stew-O: JAMIE IS REACHING AND CLENCHING HIS FISTS, AND HE STARTS USING HIS LEGS TO LIFT HIM UP! THAT FORCES CHARLIE TO RISE AS WELL!!! JAMIE STARTS ELBOWING HIS WAY OUT OF THE SLEEPER AND CHARLIE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO LET GO! JAMIE GRABS CHARLIE BY THE ARM AND TRIES TO WHIP HIM INTO THE ROPES! CHARLIE PLANTS HIS FEET, REVERSES, AND SENDS JAMIE INTO THE ROPES! CHARLIE CATCHES JAMIE ON THE REBOUND!!!! ‘HEADMASTER’S RITUAL’!!! WHAT A DEVASTATING SPINEBUSTER!!!!
Deadprez: CHARLIE DROPS A KNEE DOWN ACROSS JAMIE’S BLEEDING HEAD AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR A COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWW-
Stew-O: VIZ BREAKS UP THE COVER!
Deadprez: VIZ PULLS CHARLIE UP AND TOSSES HIM RIGHT INTO THE RING POST! HE DROPS DOWN FOR A COVER ON JAMIE, BUT JAMIE IS ALREADY KICKING OUT! VIZ QUICKLY PULLS JAMIE UP, BUT JAMIE NAILS HIM RIGHT IN THAT STAB WOUND WITH AN OPEN-HANDED PALM STRIKE! VIZ STUMBLES BACK BUT MANAGES TO DUCK AS JAMIE LOOKS TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A LARIAT! VIZ LEAPS IN THE AIR AND LOOKS FOR A DROPKICK, BUT JAMIE BRUSHES IT OFF! VIZ IS ON THE MAT AND JAMIE GRABS FOR THE LEGS LOOKING FOR A KNEEBAR, BUT CHARLIE NAILS JAMIE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! VIZ QUICKLY GETS BACK UP AND GOES FOR JAMIE, BUT JAMIE DUCKS AND CHARLIE CATCHES VIZ! CHARLIE HOISTS VIZ UP, BUT VIZ FIGHTS HIS WAY BACK DOWN! HE CATCHES CHARLIE WITH A FOREARM AND THAT KNOCKS CHARLIE INTO JAMIE!
Stew-O: JAMIE NAILS CHARLIE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! VIZ CATCHES CHARLIE IN THE FACE! VIZ AND JAMIE ARE NOW DOUBLE TEAMING CHARLIE! THEY BEAT CHARLIE DOWN AND START STOMPING ON HIM! VIZ PUSHES JAMIE BACK JUST A BIT AND SCOOPS UP CHARLIE IN THE SIDEWALK SLAM POSITION AND JAMIE QUICKLY MAKES HIS WAY TO THE TOP ROPE! :lupe:!!!!
Deadprez: GENKI CANNON TO THE FACE OF CHARLIE MARR AS VIZ DROPS CHARLIE BACK FIRST ACROSS HIS NECK!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! :damn:!!!! THEY MIGHT HAVE JUST BROKEN MARR IN HALF!!!!
Stew-O: VIZ GRABS THE NUNCHUCKS AND WRAPS THEM AROUND THE THROAT OF CHARLIE! MEANWHILE JAMIE HAS RETRIEVED THE DIDGERIDOO!!!! JAMIE WINDS UP AND SLAMS THAT THING RIGHT INTO CHARLIE’S FACE! VIZ MAINTAINS CONTROL OF THE CHOKE AND JAMIE HITS CHARLIE IN THE FACE AGAIN! AGAIN! AND AGAIN! JAMIE SWINGS FOR A FOURTH TIME AND I SWEAR TO GAWD I THINK I JUST HEARD BONES CRACK! CHARLIE’S NOSE IS LIKELY CRUSHED AND VIZ FINALLY LETS GO OF THE CHOKE!
Deadprez: :damn:!!!!!!!
Stew-O: JAMIE JUST SLAMMED THE DIDGERIDOO INTO VIZ’S FACE AND VIZ FALLS BACK ONTO THE MAT! JAMIE IS BEATING THE VISUAL PROPHET NOW! THAT TEAMWORK DIDN’T LAST LONG! JAMIE WRAPS THE DIDGERIDOO AROUND VIZ’S THROAT AND FALLS BACK INTO A MODIFIED REAR NAKED CHOKE WITH THE DIDGERIDOO!!!! VIZ IS FLAILING AND FIGHTING, AND MANAGES TO HOOK HIS FEET ON THE ROPES BUT AS WE ESTABLISHED EARLIER, JAMIE DOES NOT HAVE TO LET GO OF THIS!
Deadprez: BUT VIZ IS ABLE TO USE HIS LEG STRENGTH TO PULL THEM BOTH OUT OF THE RING! THEY HIT THE FLOOR BUT JAMIE STILL HAS THE CHOKE IN! VIZ IS TRYING HIS BEST TO STAY ALIVE RIGHT NOW AND IS REACHING UNDER THE RING APRON!!! VIZ IS TRYING TO GRAB WHATEVER HE CAN GET HIS HANDS ON BUT IT’S NO USE! JAMIE IS PUTTING THE VISUAL PROPHET TO SLEEP!
Stew-O: VIZ MAKES ONE LAST ATTEMPT TO FREE HIMSELF AND MANAGES TO FLIP HIS BODY OVER! HE GETS TO HIS KNEES AND USES WHATEVER STRENGTH HE HAS LEFT AT THE MOMENT TO GET UP AND SLAM JAMIE INTO THE RINGPOST! JAMIE DROPS AND VIZ COLLAPSES TO HIS KNEES, DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET THE AIR BACK INTO HIS LUNGS RIGHT NOW!
Deadprez: INSIDE THE RING CHARLIE MARR IS SHAKING OUT THE COBWEBS! HE HAS LOCATED HIS RAILROAD SPIKE AND ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING. HE SEES JAMIE CRAWLING TOWARDS VIZ AND CHARLIE SPEEDS UP… AND HITS JAMIE WITH A RUNNING KNEE LIFT!!! JAMIE FALLS BACK AND CHARLIE JAMS THE SPIKE INTO JAMIE’S FOREHEAD ONCE AGAIN! VIZ IS BACK TO HIS FEET AND HE STUMBLES OVER TO CHARLIE! CHARLIE CATCHES VIZ WITH THE SPIKE, GRABS HIM BY THE ARM, AND THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE RINGSTEPS! CHARLIE QUICKLY PULLS THE STEPS APART AND OH NO! OH NO!!!
Stew-O: CHARLIE SANDWICHES VIZ’S HEAD BETWEEN THE RING POST AND STEPS! HE BACKS UP… BASEMENT STYLE DROPKICK! I THINK THE VISUAL PROPHET MIGHT BE DEAD!!! SURELY HIS HEAD JUST GOT CAVED IN!!!
Deadprez: CHARLIE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO JAMIE AND GRABS HIM UP! HE HOISTS JAMIE UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION!!! CHARLIE RUNS WITH JAMIE AND FUCK! MOVE STEW-O!!!!!
Stew-O: CHARLIE MARR WITH A RUNNING FIREMAN’S CARRY MICHINOKU DRIVER RIGHT INTO OUR BOOTH!! I JUST SAW MY LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES, DEADPREZ!!!!
Deadprez: OH GOD. CHARLIE IS USING THAT SPIKE TO OPEN UP JAMIE’S FOREHEAD EVEN FURTHER! CHARLIE TAKES JAMIE AND DRAGS HIM BACK TOWARDS THE RING! HE SLAMS JAMIE’S FACE OFF THE APRON AND ROLLS HIM BACK INSIDE! CHARLIE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEE-
Stew-O: JAMIE POPS HIS SHOULDER UP!
Deadprez: THAT INFURIATES CHARLIE AND HE MOUNTS JAMIE, SLAMMING HIS FIST INTO THE AUSSIE’S FACE! JAMIE IS PRETTY DEFENSELESS AT THE MOMENT AND CHARLIE IS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYING HIM RIGHT NOW! CHARLIE DRAGS JAMIE OVER TO THE ROPES AND TOSSES HIM ACROSS THE BOTTOM! HE JAMS HIS KNEE INTO THE BACK OF JAMIE’S NECK AND STARTS CHOKING HIM! THE LOOK OF PURE GLEE ON CHARLIE’S FACE RIGHT NOW IS PRETTY TELLING. HE ENJOYS THIS SHIT, AND HE LOVES TO INFLICT PAIN ON HIS OPPONENTS. THERE IS NO GREATER OPPONENT THAN JAMIE O’HARA AND TO HAVE HIM IN THIS KIND OF POSITION IS TRULY REMARKABLE!
Stew-O: CHARLIE FINALLY LETS UP AND PULLS JAMIE UP. OH!!! ‘CHARRING CROSS’!!!! DISCUS LARIAT TAKES DOWN JAMIE AND CHARLIE MARR IS ABOUT TO BECOME THE KING OF ELITE!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHH-
Deadprez: THE REFEREE SEES JAMIE’S FOOT ON THE ROPES!!! THE MATCH CONTINUES!!!!
(Charlie looks down at Jamie in disbelief, but there’s not a single fan of Jamie O’Hara who is shocked right now. Jamie is a warrior whenever he’s inside the ring. He is battle tested, having been through plenty of wars and winning the majority of them. He’s been through nearly every situation an Elitist could possibly find themselves in, and he’s come out better for it. King of Elite, the crown and the event itself, is something that’s been a bit of a hindrance to Jamie. This event has never been that kind to him. Tonight could finally be his night, even though in the eyes of many, Jamie O’Hara was already a king.)
Stew-O: CHARLIE GETS UP AND WALKS TO THE RINGPOST! HE IS UNDOING THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING AND EXPOSING THE STEEL!
Deadprez: BUT HOLY SHIT! LOOK! IT’S VIZ! VIZ HAS CRAWLED BACK INTO THE RING! VIZ USES THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF UP AND HE MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO CHARLIE! HE TAPS CHARLIE ON THE SHOULDER AND OH!!! OH!!!!! ‘IKE TURNER SPECIAL’!!! SPINNING BACK FIST!!!! AND VIZ IS WEARING A PAIR OF DIAMOND ENCRUSTED KNUCKLES!!! CHARLIE MARR HAS BEEN KNOCKED OUT AND VIZ QUICKLY FALLS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: JAMIE JUST THREW HIMSELF ONTO VIZ! THE MATCH IS STILL ON!!!!
Deadprez: JAMIE ROLLS OFF VIZ AND VIZ IS SLOW TO GET TO HIS FEET. HE LOOKS AND SEES JAMIE STRUGGLING TO GET INTO A SITTING POSITION! VIZ SIZES UP JAMIE AND WAITS FOR HIM TO GET UP… AND HE SENDS JAMIE OVER THE TOP ROPE! JAMIE SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY LANDS ON HIS FEET BUT VIZ IS RIGHT THERE! VIZ WITH A LARIAT THAT SENDS JAMIE SPRAWLING ONTO THE APRON!!! VIZ LOOKS BACK AT CHARLIE, WHO IS COMPLETELY MOTIONLESS INSIDE THE RING, AND HE LOOKS BACK AT JAMIE! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING THROUGH HIS MIND RIGHT NOW?!
Stew-O: :lupe:!!!! I THINK VIZ WANTS TO MAKE SURE JAMIE O’HARA STAYS OUT OF HIS BUSINESS, DEADPREZ! VIZ IS SCALING THE ROPES AND I DON’T THINK HE IS ABOUT TO END CHARLIE RIGHT NOW! VIZ GETS SET AND TAKES TO THE SKIES! ‘BOW TO THE HEART’!!! VIZ HITS JAMIE WITH A ‘BOW TO THE HEART’ RIGHT THERE ON THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING!!! JAMIE COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND AND VIZ QUICKLY GRABS HIM UP! ‘PROPHET DRIVER’!!! THE DREAM VALLEY DRIVER CONNECTS ON JAMIE TO THE OUTSIDE!!! VIZ GRABS JAMIE AND THROWS HIM INTO THE BARRICADES AND SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING!
Deadprez: VIZ GRABS THE DIDGERIDOO AND SLAMS IT DOWN ONTO CHARLIE’S MID-SECTION! HE BEGINS BEATING MARR WITH THE DIDGERIDOO AND ALL CHARLIE CAN DO IS JUST TAKE THE BEATING AT THE MOMENT! VIZ FINALLY STOPS AND UNWRAPS THE BARBED WIRE FROM THE DIDGERIDOO! HE TAKES THE BARBED WIRE AND WRAPS IT AROUND THE FACE AND HEAD OF CHARLIE MARR!
Stew-O: :damn: CHARLIE LOOKS LIKE A REALLY FUCKED UP VERSION OF PINHEAD RIGHT NOW AND VIZ PULLS CHARLIE UP AND SLAMS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL OF THE RINGPOST! :damn:! :damn:! :damn:! WHY??
Deadprez: VIZ HOISTS CHARLIE UP ON HIS SHOULDERS BUT WAIT! JORDIE MARR IS ON THE RING APRON NOW!!!! JORDIE SCREAMS AT VIZ AND HE TURNS AROUND, LOCKING EYES WITH CHARLIE’S MISSUS!!! VIZ CARELESSLY LETS CHARLIE DROP AND MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO JORDIE!
Stew-O: JORDIE IS SCREAMING AT VIZ AND SHE RAISES HER HAND, LOOKING TO STRIKE THE VISUAL PROPHET IN THE FACE! VIZ CATCHES HER BY THE ARM, GRABS HER BY THE HAIR… AND HE JUST PLANTED HIS LIPS ON HERS!!! VIZ IS KISSING CHARLIE’S WIFE!!!!
Deadprez: JORDIE PUSHES VIZ BACK BUT HE GRABS HER! VIZ PLANTS A KISS ON HER FOREHEAD THIS TIME! AND THERE IT IS! KISS TO THE HEAD! BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE TAKES JORDIE MARR OUT!!!
Stew-O: VIZ TURNS AROUND AND :damn:!!! THERE’S CHARLIE!! CHARLIE SLAMS HIS BARBED WIRE WRAPPED HEAD INTO VIZ’S!!! CHARLIE WITH ANOTHER HEADBUTT! VIZ IS BACKED AGAINST THE ROPES AND CHARLIE HEADBUTTS HIM AGAIN! VIZ IS BUSTED OPEN ONCE AGAIN AND CHARLIE GRABS VIZ BY THE HAIR AND THROWS HIM INTO THE EXPOSED CORNER! VIZ’S BACK HITS THE STEEL AND CHARLIE RUNS TOWARDS HIM! LEAPING CORNER CLOTHESLINE CONNECTS WITH VIZ! VIZ IS ROCKED! CHARLIE BACKS UP AND RUNS FORWARD AGAIN! ANOTHER LEAPING CORNER CLOTHESLINE! CHARLIE WITH A MASSIVE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT SNAPS VIZ’S HEAD BACK AND HE GRABS VIZ BY THE HAIR! CHARLIE BULLDOGS VIZ INTO THE MAT!!! CHARLIE PULLS VIZ AND HOOKS HIM! ‘THE QUEEN IS DEAD’! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT CONNECTS! CHARLIE IS GOING TO WIN THE MATCH!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: ‘GENKI CANNON’ TO THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S HEAD! CHARLIE’S BARBED WIRE WRAPPED FACE JUST GOT SMASHED INTO THE MAT THANKS TO JAMIE O’HARA! JAMIE JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND BECAUSE OF THAT HIS CHANCE TO FINALLY BECOME THE KING OF ELITE IS STILL ALIVE!!!!
Stew-O: JAMIE HAS THE RAILROAD SPIKE AND HE IMPALES CHARLIE WITH IT! HE IS CARVING UP CHARLIE’S HEAD WITH IT AND CHARLIE IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES! JAMIE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND CHARLIE’S WAIST AND DEADLIFTS HIM UP! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S HEAD SLAMS INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE AND CHARLIE IMMEDIATELY ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Deadprez: JAMIE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO VIZ AND HE IMPALES HIM WITH THE RAILROAD SPIKE AS WELL! JAMIE RAISES HIS HAND TO DO IT AGAIN BUT VIZ MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AND THE SPIKE GETS STUCK INTO THE MAT! JAMIE PULLS IT OUT BUT VIZ HAS ROLLED TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AS WELL! THE TWO MEN WHO STAND IN JAMIE’S WAY OF DOING SOMETHING NEVER DONE BEFORE IN THIS SPORT ARE BOTH ON THE FLOOR NOW. CHARLIE IS SITTING UP AND RIPPING AT THE BARBED WIRE THAT CAGES HIS FACE RIGHT NOW, AND VIZ IS ONLY ABOUT A FOOT AWAY FROM HIM TRYING TO GATHER HIS BEARINGS. THIS CROWD IS URGING JAMIE TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE MATCH AND FULFILL WHAT MANY BELIEVE IS HIS DESTINY HERE TONIGHT.
Stew-O: CHARLIE SEES VIZ AND STARTS TO GET TO HIS FEET. VIZ IS BACK UP AS WELL AND BOTH OF THEM LOCK EYES! THERE IS NO LOVE LOST BETWEEN THE VISUAL PROPHET AND CHARLIE MARR AND BOTH MEN START THROWING HANDS! IT’S VIZ WITH A RIGHT! CHARLIE FIRES BACK WITH A RIGHT OF HIS OWN! VIZ! CHARLIE! VIZ! CHARLIE! VIZ! CHA-
Deadprez: LOW-PE SUICIDA FROM JAMIE! HE TAKES OUT VIZ AND CHARLIE!
Stew-O: JAMIE IS BACK TO HIS FEET AND HE GRABS BOTH VIZ AND CHARLIE! HE SLAMS THEIR HEADS TOGETHER AND THEN SLAMS BOTH OF THEIR FACES INTO THE RING APRON! JAMIE RAMS CHARLIE INTO THE RINGPOST AND THEN TAKES VIZ AND RAMS HIM INTO THE OTHER ONE! THIS CROWD IS GOING NUTS RIGHT NOW AND THEY SENSE THAT JAMIE O’HARA IS FEELING IT RIGHT NOW! THEY ARE CLAPPING THEIR HANDS AND STOMPING THEIR FEET, CHANTING ‘ACE, ACE, ACE’!!!! JAMIE GRABS CHARLIE AND HE THROWS HIM BACK INTO THE RING! JAMIE SLIDES IN AND GRABS THE LIBERTINE! HE THROWS CHARLIE INTO THE ROPES… AND THERE IT IS! IN EXCELSIS CONNECTS! CHARLIE MARR IS DOWN BUT JAMIE’S NOT GOING FOR THE COVER!
Deadprez: OF COURSE NOT! FOR ALMOST A YEAR, CHARLIE HAS BRAGGED ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN HIMSELF AND JAMIE ON DYNASTY LAST SEASON! THE MATCH HAD TO BE STOPPED BECAUSE CHARLIE WAS ABOUT TO INJURE JAMIE! NO DOUBT JAMIE WANTS TO DESTROY CHARLIE HERE TONIGHT AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHY HE IS GOING FOR THE KNEEBAR! JAMIE HAS CHARLIE IN THE KNEEBAR! CHARLIE IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES BUT JAMIE HAS HIM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! THE PAIN ON CHARLIE’S FACE IS EVIDENT, AND JAMIE LOOKS DETERMINED TO RIP EVERY SINGLE LIGAMENT IN THAT KNEE RIGHT NOW! CHARLIE CAN’T REVERSE IT AND HE IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN! THE REFEREE IS ASKING CHARLIE IF HE WANTS TO QUIT AND CHARLIE SHRUGS HIM OFF BUT HOW MUCH LONGER CAN CHARLIE HANG ON, STEW?!
Stew-O: JORDIE IS ON THE APRON AND SHE SEES WHAT’S GOING ON! THE KISS TO THE HEAD DIDN’T KEEP HER DOWN FOR LONG! SHE IS TRYING TO GET THE REFEREE’S ATTENTION AND RIGHT NOW SHE LOOKS DEVASTATED. CHARLIE IS FADING AWAY! LOOK! HE HAS NO FIGHT LEFT! JAMIE IS GOING TO DO PERMANENT DAMAGE TO THAT KNEE IF SOMEONE DOESN’T STOP THIS MATCH! CHARLIE MARR IS NEVER GOING TO SUBMIT OR QUIT! WE BOTH KNOW THAT!
Jordie Marr (Off Mic): STOP THE MA-
Deadprez: VIZ PULLS JORDIE OFF THE APRON AND THROWS HER INTO THE BARRICADES! SHE WAS ABOUT TO VERBALLY SUBMIT FOR CHARLIE AND SAVE HIM BUT THAT WOULD HAVE ENDED THE MATCH! VIZ THROWS HIMSELF INTO THE RING AND LANDS ON TOP OF THE JAMIE! THE KNEEBAR IS RELEASED BUT I REALLY THINK IT’S TOO LATE FOR CHARLIE! VIZ PULLS JAMIE UP AND GETS HIM POSITION FOR THE PROPHET DRIVER BUT JAMIE SLAMS HIS ELBOW INTO VIZ’S TEMPLE! JAMIE RELENTLESSLY POUNDS ON VIZ’S SKULL UNTIL VIZ HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO LET HIM GO! JAMIE HITS THE MAT BUT HE IMMEDIATELY LANDS A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF VIZ’S KNEE! VIZ COLLAPSES TO HIS KNEES AND JAMIE GETS UP AND RUNS THE ROPES!!!!
Stew-O: IN EXCELSIS TO VIZ!!!! VIZ IS DOWN AND JAMIE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: :damn: VIZ JUST BARELY KICKS OUT!!!!
Jamie O’Hara: :noah:
Stew-O: JAMIE KNOWS HE CAN’T WASTE ANY TIME AND HE GRABS VIZ BY BOTH WRISTS. WE KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!!! STARDUST BREAKER!!!! JAMIE’S KNEE CONNECTS WITH VIZ’S JAW AND JAMIE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: JAMIE IS FINALLY GETTING HIS CROWN!!! :blessed:! :blessed:!! :blessed:!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
CRACK!!!
Stew-O: CHARLIE JUST BROKE THE DIDGERIDOO OVER THE BACK OF JAMIE’S SKULL!!!!
Deadprez: :damn:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: THIS CROWD IS SHOOK!
Deadprez: CHARLIE IS FAVORING HIS LEG BUT HE FIGHTS THROUGH THE PAIN AND PULLS JAMIE UP!!! HE BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH A SNAP SUPLEX! CHARLIE TAKES A HOLD OF JAMIE ONCE AGAIN AND HE’S GOT IN POSITION FOR ‘THE QUEEN IS DEAD’!!! IT CONNECTS! IT CONNECTS!! CHARLIE FALLS ON TOP OF JAMIE AND THE REFEREE STARTS THE COUNT!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: NEW KING! NEW KING!
Stew-O: NO! JAMIE’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPES! CHARLIE TURNS HIS HEAD AND LOOKS AT JAMIE’S FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE AND HE JUST SHAKES HIS HEAD IN DISBELIEF! HE CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT JAMIE JUST GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES.
Deadprez: CHARLIE FINALLY GETS TO HIS FEET BUT HIS KNEE BUCKLES! CHARLIE IS DOWN ON ONE KNEE AND I THINK HE REALLY IS INJURED! CHARLIE CAN’T PUSH HIMSELF BACK UP RIGHT NOW AND HERE COMES VIZ! VIZ LEAPS OVER CHARLIE, HITS THE ROPES, AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO CHARLIE’S FACE! VIZ QUICKLY PULLS CHARLIE UP AND HITS ‘VTD’!!!! THE REVERSE STO INTO A TWISTING DDT HAS PUT CHARLIE DOWN, AND VIZ QUICKLY HEADS FOR THE TOP ROPE! VIZ IS STANDING TALL, ALL THESE FANS ARE HOLDING THEIR BREATH AND WAITING TO SEE IF HE CAN PUT CHARLIE MARR AWAY AND CAPTURE THE KING OF ELITE CROWD!!!
(Viz stands there for a split second, looking down at Charlie. On Voltage last season, the two names that constantly came up in every conversation were Viz and Charlie. Viz was never supposed to take a backseat to Charlie, but in a way, he kind of did. Charlie was able to thrive on Voltage this season while Viz floated between Showdown and Dynasty. But when the new year hit, Viz’s focus had never been more clear. For The Visual Prophet, it was about finally capturing the moment. It wasn’t about taking a backseat, or allowing other people into the spotlight. It was all about showing the world he was one of the greatest wrestlers alive, and someone who was most certainly a sovereign.)
Stew-O: VIZ FLIES THROUGH THE AIR! ‘BOW TO THE HEART’!! VIZ CONNECTS WITH HIS FINISHER ON CHARLIE AND HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: JAMIE JUST WRAPPED THE NUNCHUCKS AROUND VIZ’S THROAT! HE’S CHOKING THE VISUAL PROPHET! VIZ IS BACK UP BUT JAMIE TIGHTENS THE HOLD AND WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND VIZ’S WAIST! VIZ REACHES BEHIND HIM TO GRAB JAMIE, BUT JAMIE SWITCHES TO ONE HAND AND BEGINS TO BATTER VIZ WITH ELBOWS! VIZ IS TRYING HIS BEST TO SHAKE OFF JAMIE BUT JAMIE IS NOT LETTING GO! VIZ HAS NO OTHER CHOICE BECAUSE HE’S STRUGGLING TO BREATH RIGHT NOW! HE FALLS BACK AND THAT SLAMS JAMIE INTO THE CORNER! THE CHOKE IS BROKEN AND BOTH MEN LUNGE FOR THE NUNCHUCKS! IT’S VIZ WITH THE LONGER REACH WHO MANAGES TO GRAB THEM AND HE WHIPS THEM INTO JAMIE’S FACE! THE BACK OF JAMIE’S HEAD STRIKES THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE AND BREAKS THE SKIN, AND HE IS BLEEDING PRETTY BADLY RIGHT NOW :lupe:!!
Stew-O: VIZ UNDERSTANDS THAT HE HAS TO SHOW NO MERCY RIGHT NOW! HE WRAPS THE CHAIN PORTION OF THE NUNCHUCKS THROUGH HIS FINGERS AND STARTS BEATING THE BACK OF JAMIE’S HEAD! JAMIE IS GOING TO LOSE CONSCIOUSNESS IF THIS KEEPS UP, DEADPREZ!
Deadprez: JAMIE IS ATTEMPTING TO DEFEND HIMSELF BY THROWING SEVERAL PUNCHES TO VIZ’S GUT! VIZ PULLS HIM UP AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! JAMIE HITS HARD BUT REMAINS ON HIS FEET, AND VIZ TAKES OFF RUNNING! JAMIE GETS HIS FEET UP AND VIZ STUMBLES BACK! HE FALLS RIGHT OVER CHARLIE MARR WHO IS STRUGGLING TO STAND! JAMIE COMES AT CHARLIE, BUT CHARLIE TRIPS HIM UP! JAMIE STUMBLES BUT TURNS IT INTO A SOMERSAULT AND GETS BACK TO HIS FEET! CHARLIE IS STILL STRUGGLING TO STAND UP, AND VIZ IS BACK TO HIS FEET TOO!
Stew-O: CHARLIE MARR MIGHT BE A SITTING DUCK FOR THEM RIGHT NOW!
Deadprez: VIZ AND JAMIE ARE EXCHANGING WEARY LOOKS WITH ONE ANOTHER! I THINK BOTH OF THEM ARE THINKING THE SAME THING. IF THEY TAKE CHARLIE MARR OUT OF THE EQUATION THEN BOTH OF THEM CAN DUKE IT OUT FOR THE CROWN! VIZ GOES FOR THE ROPES! JAMIE GOES FOR THE ROPES! BOTH CHARGE TOWARDS MARR! IN EXCELSIS FROM JAMIE TO THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S HEAD! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW OF MARR FROM VIZ! CHARLIE SLUMPS TO THE SIDE AND BOTH JAMIE AND VIZ TOSS HIM OUT OF THE RING!!!!
(That leaves The Visual Prophet and Jamie O’Hara standing in front of one another. Both men are tired, breathing heavily, and covered in blood.)
Stew-O: I kind of want to stop screaming for this :lupe:
Deadprez: I don’t even think we need to speak. This is a dream match for many.
(Everyone inside of Stadio Olimpico sits on the edge of their seats, holding their breath. Viz and Jamie circle one another, and it’s Viz who makes the first move! He initiates the collar and elbow tie up and both men jockey back and forth for positioning. It’s Jamie who manages to get the upperhand because he slips out of the tie up and takes Viz by the waist! He wrestles him to the mat and wraps him up in a front facelock. Viz is able to get his arms around Jamie and he uses his strength and size advantage to force Jamie over onto his side. Jamie pulls at Viz’s hands and goes for the legs, but Viz nails him with a kick and gets back to his feet.)
(Jamie lunges for Viz’s legs, but Viz catches him by the arms and transitions into a wristlock. Jamie is back to his feet and he tries to reverse, but Viz hangs on and torques the wrist even more. Jamie drops down and rolls through, which allows him to gain the advantage, and he is in control of The Visual Prophet now. Jamie switches to a side headlock, and their momentum sends them both back against the ropes. Each man is fighting for control and they both end up in the corner. Viz presses Jamie back against the turnbuckles and unloads a massive chop to Jamie’s chest. The red handprint immediately appears and Jamie unloads a chop that does just as much damage to Viz! What follows is a series of chops between the two men that leaves both of them gasping for breath.)
(Jamie nails Viz with a right hand, and follows it up with a knee to the stomach! He looks for a forearm, but Viz is able to block it and he sends Jamie back into the corner. Viz flies at Jamie, looking for a corner clothesline, but Jamie dives underneath of Viz, springs up, and hits Vizzy with a dropkick to the back of the head. Viz hits chest first which allows Jamie to quickly roll him up for a pin! However, before the referee can make the count, Viz rolls through! Both warriors quickly get back to their feet and once again they stare at one another.)
Deadprez: :wow:
Stew-O: :wow:
(Something catches Jamie’s eye and he turns to the side. Two bloody hands have appeared on the ring apron. Viz looks as well and shakes his head. It’s Charlie Marr and he has pulled himself back up to his feet. Charlie’s cold blue eyes narrow at Jamie and Viz and how he’s actually standing right now is anyone’s guess. Charlie slowly lets go of the apron and even though he’s on one leg, he still has an arrogant look on his face. Pure malice for Viz and Jamie flash in his eyes and he raises both of his hands up. Two middle fingers go up and Charlie lets out a laugh.)
Charlie Marr (Off Mic): Suck my dick, faggots.
Deadprez: VIZ AND JAMIE HIT THE ROPES AND SLIDE UNDERNEATH THE RO-
Stew-O: NO! CHARLIE CAUGHT THEM WITH THE RING SKIRT! JORDIE THROWS HIM A KENDO STICK AND HE BEGINS BEATING JAMIE AND VIZ BOTH! CHARLIE SLAMS THE KENDO STICK INTO JAMIE’S FACE AND NAILS VIZZY OVER THE HEAD WITH IT! HE ALTERNATES SWINGS! MAKING SURE HE BEATS BOTH MEN BLOODY! JUST LIKE THAT CHARLIE HAS GOTTEN HIMSELF RIGHT BACK INTO THIS MATCH!
Deadprez: CHARLIE SLIPS BACK INTO THE RING AND HOOKS BOTH VIZ AND JAMIE AROUND THE NECK WITH THE KENDO STICK! HE DRAGS THEM BOTH BACK INTO THE RING AND CONTINUES BEATING THEM! CHARLIE SMASHES THE KENDO STICK ACROSS JAMIE’S BACK AND DOES THE SAME TO VIZ! VIZ MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE CHARLIE CAN STRIKE HIM AGAIN AND JAMIE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO DO THE SAME! BOTH OF THEM GET BACK TO THEIR FEET, BUT THEY ARE ON SPAGHETTI LEGS! CHARLIE STILL HAS THE KENDO STICK AND HE IS DARING JAMIE AND VIZ TO COME AT HIM! JAMIE AND VIZ OBLIGE AND THEY BOTH MANAGE TO AVOID THE KENDO STICK! THEY HIT THE ROPES AND COME FLYING BACK AT CHARLIE! HE WHIRLS AROUND RIGHT AS VIZ AND JAMIE LOOK TO CLOTHESLINE HIM, AND CHARLIE MANAGES TO BRING THEM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE TOO! ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN!!!!
Stew-O: ALL THREE ARE EXHAUSTED AND JUST LAYING THERE ON THE MAT! BOTH VIZ AND JAMIE HAVE THEIR ARMS ON CHARLIE, AND CHARLIE HAS ONE ARM ON JAMIE AND ONE ON VIZ! THE REFEREE LOOKS CONFUSED!
Deadprez: THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GETTING DOWN TO COUNT! :dahell:
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: ………
Deadprez: ………..
(None of the three men have moved, and clearly there can’t be a triple pin and three winners, despite the fact all three of them deserve it. The referee scratches his head and everyone starts booing him.)
Referee: :lupe:
Stew-O: THE REFEREE CLEARLY CAN’T CALL FOR THE BELL BECAUSE THERE’S NO WAY THIS MATCH CAN END LIKE THIS! WE HAVE TO HAVE JUST ONE WINNER!
(It’s Jamie who sits up first.)
Deadprez: JAMIE IS SLOW TO RISE BUT HE LOOKS DOWN AT VIZ AND CHARLIE WHO AREN’T MOVING. JAMIE GRABS FOR THE CLOSEST MAN AND THAT’S CHARLIE! HE DRAGS HIM AWAY FROM VIZ AND HOOKS THE WRISTS!!!!
Stew-O: CHARLIE IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE AND STRUGGLING TO STAND UP BUT JAMIE MERCILESSLY KICKS THAT INJURED KNEE! CHARLIE IS BACK DOWN AND JAMIE DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME! HE GRABS CHARLIE BY THE ARMS! STARDUST BREAKER!!!! JAMIE GOES FOR TH-
Deadprez: VIZ FROM BEHIND! HE WHIRLS JAMIE AROUND AND ‘IKE TU-
Stew-O: JAMIE BLOCKS THE SPINNING BACK FIST! HE SHOVES VIZ BACK AND RUNS AT HIM! IN EXCELSIS! VIZ EATS ANOTHER IN EXCELSIS AND JAMIE TURNS BACK TO CHARLIE! CHARLIE IS BACK TO HIS KNEES BUT JAMIE GRABS HIM! JAMIE HAS CHARLIE! JAMIE HOOKS THE WRISTS ONCE AGAIN! ANOTHER STARDUST BREAKER! JAMIE GOES FOR THE PIN BUT JORDIE JUST THREW HERSELF INTO THE RING! JAMIE IS LIVID! JAMIE GOES FOR JORDIE! IN EXCELSIS! JORDIE IS DOWN!
Deadprez: THIS PLACE IS COMING UNGLUED! JAMIE O’HARA GOES BACK TO CHARLIE MARR ONCE AGAIN! THERE’S NOT MUCH LEFT BUT THE EMOTION IS WRITTEN ALL OVER JAMIE’S FACE! EVERYTHING HE HAS BEEN THROUGH SINCE HIS RETURN HAS LEAD UP TO THIS MOMENT! THE DISAPPOINTMENT THAT WAS LAST YEAR’S KING OF ELITE! THE ABSOLUTE HEARTBREAK THAT WAS PAIN FOR PRIDE! THE WAY HE SELFLESSLY CROWNED HIS WIFE THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AFTER THE CHAMBER WAS OVER!
Stew-O: JAMIE SNATCHES CHARLIE UP BY THE WRISTS ONE MORE TIME AND HITS HIM WITH A THIRD STARDUST BREAKER!
Deadprez: HE DOESN’T GO FOR THE PIN THOUGH! JAMIE MAINTAINS THE WRISTLOCK AND BEGINS DRIVING HIS KNEE INTO CHARLIE’S FACE OVER AND OVER AGAIN! STARDUST FOREVER! CHARLIE’S FACE IS DESTROYED AND THE REFEREE IS DOWN TO CHECK ON CHARLIE! CHARLIE IS OUT! JAMIE HAS THIS MATCH WON! JAMIE O’HARA IS THE NEW KING OF EL-
Stew-O: BOW TO THE HEART! BOW TO THE HEART! BOW TO THE FUCKING HEART! VIZ JUST LANDED ON TOP OF JAMIE! HE THROWS JAMIE OUT OF THE WAY AND GOES FOR THE PIN ON CHARLIE! NO WAY! NO FUCKING WAY!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez: Oh my god….
(Stadio Olimpico reacts in a mix of shock, disbelief, and excitement as “Another One Bites The Dust” begins to blast across the public address system.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOU WINNER AND THE 2020 KING OF ELITE WINNER… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!
Stew-O: THE VISUAL PROPHET JUST STOLE THE CROWN WITH A ‘BOW TO THE HEART’ OUT OF NOWHERE! THE REFEREE WAS ABOUT TO CALL FOR THE BELL BECAUSE JAMIE O’HARA HAD TKOED CHARLIE MARR!
Deadprez: Look at Jamie’s face, Stew. He’s just sat up and I think he just realized that Pain for Pride basically repeated itself…
(Jamie’s face is completely blank but his eyes tell a much different story. He had the match won, but once again, the moment had been taken from him.)
(The referee is raising Viz’s hand and Viz almost looks like he doesn’t quite believe what he just did. For all his talk and all his antics, people seem to forget that The Visual Prophet is a damn good wrestler. He’s a hard worker and always puts forth his best effort. Bella Braxton gets into the ring and she presents the King of Elite crown. She places it on Viz’s head and purple confetti starts to rain down.)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, what a match between these three warriors. At any given moment, any of them could have won but tonight belongs to The Visual Prophet. Since his arrival here in Elite Answers Wrestling, it’s been said that Viz has what it takes to become an all-time great. Time and time again he has separated himself from the pack, and has already stood toe to toe with the all-time greats. He has fought in many matches, and waged a lot of wars, and tonight everything has come to fruition as Viz stands in front of us as the King of Elite.
Deadprez: With that crown comes a world championship shot of Viz’s choosing, whenever he wants it. The past two Kings, Theron Nikolas and Malcolm Jones, have successfully used their crowns to become the champion of their respective brands. Theron dethroned Darkane back at Operation: Doomsday a few years ago and went on to have a record breaking Answers World Championship run. Last year, Malcolm Jones defeated Ahren Fournier, Chris Elite, and TLA at Grand Rampage to win the EAW World Championship. I got no doubts that he would have broken records as well if Charlie Marr and Veena Adams hadn’t cut his championship reign short. The Visual Prophet has everything needed to become a world champion. He has every gift. He possesses everything that you can’t teach. I can’t wait to see this man call his shot and set up his future world championship match because Stew, you know it’s going to be special.
(Viz continues to soak up the atmosphere and appreciate his moment. He’s climbing the turnbuckles and is posing for everyone who is cheering right now. Jamie might have been the favorite of the EAW Universe, but every single fan is on their feet for The Visual Prophet.)
Stew-O: What a night.
Deadprez: Congratulations to Kassidy Heart, Ms. Extreme, and Drake King for becoming champions tonight!
Stew-O: And of course, congratulations to The Visual Prophet who just won one of the most coveted prizes in this company. For all of our broadcast colleagues, I am Stew-O.
Deadprez: And I am Deadprez. Goodnight.
(The camera takes a final shot of Viz who is back to the middle of the middle of the ring. He is down on his knees and looking up at the sky, the glimmer of the lights illuminating him. He closes his eyes, smiles with a brilliant smile, and clenches his fists in the air.)
(All hail King Viz.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
