Fight Grid
( Video package highlights the feuds of Showdown of recent months )
( Jaywalker and Superior Quality 85 attacking each other and other feud moments are highlighed )
( Pyrite attacking Scott and Scott nailing him with a Point Blank Bicycle Kick plays )
( Robbie V attacking Demon, the brawl between Demon and Robbie, Cage’s rage of horror, and others are highlighted )
( Dark Demon is seen in the camera )
Dark Demon: Six months. Six months I have been the reigning champion at Extreme Answers Wrestling. I have defeated Kawajai and Alexander Da Vinci to keep this title with me. I have gone to the extremes of extreme to keep myself on top… And I God damn well have done a good job. I have to face two men tonight… One is a maniac and the other is nothing but a bafoon. I have every capability to keep my streak going, and the months will continue to tally. I can say one thing… I am going to be the champion. That is my Justifed Reckoning.
( Camera fades away and goes to the ramp where blue pyrotechnics blare off in large amounts )
( O’ Canada plays as people stand in attendance. Once it ends pyrotechnics go off again and camera fades to HYC and ETR )
HYC: WELCOME TO JUSTIFIED RECKONING FOLKS! This is the Free-Per-View based exclusively for Showdown, and it’s the last Showdown exclusive of the year!
ETR: We are very happy to say we have a show of a year here folks, and it’ll knock the socks off of your feet! We have so many decisive matches, Jaywalker vs. Superior Quality 85, Pyrite vs. Scott, and that hell of a triple threat to top off the show!
HYC: But let’s start with our opening match, the finals of the Interwire Tournament!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is schedule for one fall and it is the finals of the Interwire championship Tournament!!!!
(Renegade by Eminem and Jay Z play as RNW makes his way out to a mixed reaction from the crowd)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, weighting in at 250 Pounds!!! From Quezon City Philippines ROCKKK, NNNNN WRESTLINGGG CONECTIOONN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Bulls on Parade by Rage against the machine blast through the speakers as Johnny Ventura comes to out a mixed reaction also from the crowd)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 220 pounds… JOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNYYY VENTURA!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)…..
HYC: Here we are with two young extremist ready to see who becomes number one contender at Road To Redemption in December! And I got to say ETR theres a big fight field in this arena, you can really stick a fork in the tension in this building! Johnny and RNW lock up, RNW locks Ventura in an arm bar as Johnny reverses and hits a scoop slam on RNW! RNW back up quickly but Johnny with a dropkick knocking him down onto his back, Johnny now begins to run to the ropes but RNW gets up and jumps over Johnny! What athleticism shown by RNW there as Johnny stops and runs at RNW but RNW with a shoulder tackle! RNW now grabbing him and slams his head right into the top turnbuckle as Johnny Ventura looks to be a little out of his element here as RNW now has taken control of this match.
ETR: RNW now grabs Johnny and Irish-Whips him into the ropes, RNW goes for a clothesline but johnny ducks and hits a kick right into the mid-section. RNW now holding his mid-section in pain as Ventura runs to the ropes and hits a running knee to the side of the head of RNW!!! RNW holding his head in pain as Johnny begins to taunt and now he runs to the ropes and hits a baseball slide dropkick knocking RNW right on his back on the hard floor! Johnny now screaming it’s his time to the fans as he walks out of the ring and grabs RNW by the head and SENDS HIM RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS BACK FIRST AS RNW JUST FALLS DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR!!!! Johnny now stomping on RNW multiple times as he isn’t showing any signs of stopping!!! Johnny finally stops and grabs RNW and USES ALL HIS FORCE TO SEND RNW INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!! BUT WAIT! RNW COUNTERS AND SENDS JOHNNY OVER THE BARRICADE AS HE LANDS IN THE CROWD!!!!!!!!
HYC: Johnny now trying to pull himself up, but RNW now climbing the barricade also and his A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JOHNNY VENTURA KNOCKING HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR!!! Johnny on all floors as RNW sends a kick right into the stomach of Johnny as the fans are getting a little closer to the action than they expected here tonight at Justified Reckoning, RNW now dragging Johnny onto the entrance way as he sets him up or a SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE RAMP!!! AND IT CONNECTS AND JOHNNY HOLDS HIS BACK IN AGONY, RNW now feeling some effects from that move himself but it’s showing the pain he is willing to go through to be the number one contender to the Interwire championship! RNW now grabbing Johnny and just throws him down as Johnny rolls down the ramp crawling trying to pull himself up!
ETR: RNW looks and sets himself as he looks to run as Johnny is using the steps to pull himself up! RNW RUNS AND LOOKS TO SPEARS JOHNNY RIGHT INTO THE STEPS BUT JOHNNY JUMPS AND RNW GOES CRASHING HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS MY GOD YOU CAN SEE THE BLOOD GUSHING OUT OF HIS HEAD QUICKLY AS RNW JOHNNY NOW HOLDING HIS CHEST AS THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE!!!! Johnny now rolls RNW in the ring and now grabs a steel chair! Johnny Ventura has bad intentions here as things are about to get even more brutal here tonight, Johnny now rolls himself inside of the ring and slams the chair into the mat and SMACKS IT OFF THE BACK OF RNW AS RNW IS STILL ON HIS FEET! Johnny Ventura now sets the chair up in a sitting position and now irish-whips RNW AND HITS A DROP TOE HOLD AS RNW GOES FACE FIRST RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!! THAT’S IT JOHNNY IS GOING TO BE THE NEXT NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP AS HE COVERS HIM!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEE…………..TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO………………………..THRRRRRR-KICKOUT!!!!!!
HYC: OH MY GOD! WHAT AN OPENING CONTEST HERE AT JUSTIFIED RECKONING AS I DIDN’T TIHNK RNW WAS GOING TO KICK OUT HERE TONIGHT AT JUSTIFIED RECKONING! Johnny looking shocked as he begins smacking himself in the face screaming come on! Johnny now grabbing that bent up chair and begins SMACKING IT REPEATEDLY OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN YOU CAN SEE THE WELTS ON HIS BACK BEGINNING TO FORM AS RNW IS LAID OUT! Johnny now turns him around and looks to cover him! BUT WAIT RNW WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!!! SMALL PACKAGE!!!! HE COVERS HIM!
ONEEEEEEEEEE………….TWOOOOOOOOOOOO………………………………..KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETR: OH MY GOD ANOTHER KICKOUT SMART MOVE BY RNW BUT IT WASN’T ENOUGH! Johnny Ventura is up and so is RNW and he runs and hits a double clothesline! Both men are out both men struggling to their feet as they are getting up again just to go back at each other and fight again in this physical contest, a bloodied RNW is now up first as JOHNNY HITS A RUNNING STO! BUT RNW DUCKS! BUT JOHHNY SENDS HIS FOOT UP AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK! HE COVERS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE……………..TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO………….THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!….
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)….
( Johnny’s music hits as he celebrates )
Ring Announcer: YOUR WINNER OF THE INTERWIRE TOURNAMENT… JOHNNNNNNNYY VENTURAAA!!
HYC: Congratulations to this young kid…
( Camera fades to Max A. Million is seen running into a locker room as Zack Crash is seen wrapping his wrists up )
Max: Oh my God Zack! Zack! Zack do you have a tag partner? Zack are you ready for the match tonight? Where have you been? Who is your partner?!?!
Zack Crash: Calm down Max… Where do you want me to start again?
Max: Wherever you wan–
Zack Crash: Just stop. I’ll speak for myself… I have considered the many options… I did get desperate at times and asked the most utmost worst options as partners to be my partner… But I actually have came up with a completely different conclusion. If I couldn’t get a partner, I could beat Charlie Brown and Snoopy just as easy as beating Bust-Boy and Pyrite the Perv. I am a legendary man myself, and Brian Titus was a nice supporting piece… But trust me. He was holding me and the legend of The New Age Bandits back… But now I am in the position where if I can’t get a partner, I will carry both of these tag titles on my shoulder, for as long as the sun shines. I am an individual who can take out a tag team division… NO ONE CAN STOP ME. I do miss having a partner like Brian… But I stay to the word that I can handle myself without a babysitter, and I’ll say that til I retire.
Max: So… Do you have a tag team partner?
Zack Crash: Did you listen to anything I just said? I’m going to reveal If I have a partner or not, because it will give an advantage to the two failures. I will go by my word that I can win alone or with a partner, and now the world will just be watching.
( Zack Crash walks away as the camera fades to the ring )
( Camera fades into the ring )
Ring Announcer: The following tag-team contest scheduled for one fall… IS FOR THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!
( “Famous” by Puddle Of Mudd hits as #Hashtag Worthy make their way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challengers, at a combined weight of 443 pounds… MATTTHIIIIASSSS AND CJJJJ CHAOOOOSSS…. HASSSHHHHTAGGGGG WORRRTTHHYYYYY!!
ETR: I’ve never seen a team pursue the championships as Mathias and CJ have, and tonight could very well be the night… but then you have to throw in the X Factor… who did Zack Crash pick to replace Brian Titus?…
( “Adrenaline” by Shinedown hits as Zack Crash makes his way to the ring carrying the complete set of the Unified Tag Team Championships )
Ring Announcer: And their opponents, first from Charleston, West Virginia… weighing in at 225 pounds… HE IS ONE HALF OF THE EAW UNIFED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… ZACCCKKKK CRASSSHHHH!!
HYC: Well ETR, we’re about to find out.
( Crash stops mid-way down the ramp and awaits his partner )
ETR: Rumors have been running rampant all week… who did Cage choose?
( “Boss of all Bosses” by Slim Thug hits as Suicidal VIP meets Crash mid-ramp )
Ring Announcer: And his partner, from Oakland, California… weighing in at 225 pounds… SUIIIICIIDALLLLL V… I… P!!
HYC: VIP?! I wasn’t expecting Crash to choose VIP as his partner, but it’s a very, solid, safe choice…
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ETR: The bell sounds, Crash and Mathias head to the apron, and it looks like CJ will be starting this one off with Crashes hand-picked partner, Suicidal VIP… Chaos and VIP dance around the ring a bit… AND NOW THEY LOCK UP!! VIP quickly transitions into a headlock, but Chaos pushes him off and sends him into the ropes… Chaos now goes for a clothesline but VIP ducks under it and now… SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES!!… AND HE CONNECTS WITH A CROSSBODY!! AND NOW VIP HAS THE LEGS OF CHAOS HOOKED HERE… CAN THIS BE IT?!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… HERE COMES MATHIAS TO BREAK IT UP!!
HYC: Mathias dives on the back of VIP to break it up… BUT LOOK!! HERE COMES ZACK CRASH… AND HE THROWS HIS BODY AT MATHIAS CAUSING THEM BOTH TO TOPPLE OVER THE ROPES AND LAND ON THE FLOOR!! CRASH UNLOADING ON MATHIAS HERE!! UNLEASHING A SIDE OF HIM THAT I’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!! CRASH CONTINUING WITH THE RIGHTS AND LEFTS… AND NOW HE FINALLY LETS UP… BUT NOW WHAT’S HE DOING?! HE LIFTS THE RING APRON UP AND PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR… WHAT DOES CRASH HAVE IN MIND?! HE PULLS MATHIAS UP AND OH NO… HE OPENS THE CHAIR UP AND PLACES IT AROUND THE NECK OF MATHIAS… AND NOW HE CLOSES THE CHAIR… MATHIAS IS FLAILING HIS ARMS AROUND… BUT ITS TOO LATE!! CRASH CONNECTS WITH THE ADRENALINE RUSH! USING THE CHAIR!! AND ON THE FLOOR MY GOD!! HE’S ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED MATHIAS HERE!! AND YOU HAVE TO WONDER… IS THAT RETREBUTION FOR WHAT THEY DID TO BRIAN TITUS?!
ETR: Back in the ring now… Chaos and VIP are exchanging blows… and now it appears to be that Chaos is going to have to do this by himself… medical personnel is down at ringside right now checking on Mathias… AND CHAOS CONNECTS WITH A BACK FIST THAT STAGGERS VIP… AND NOW HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD… AND NOW INTO THE COVER, IS THIS IT?!
ONEEE!!… TW—NO VIP KICKS OUT!!
HYC: Chaos gets VIP to his feet… AND NOW HE PLACES HIM IN A POWERBOMB POSITION… HE LIFTS HIM UP LOOKING FOR THE FINAL BREATH!!… BUT VIP LANDS A FEW PUNCHES TO THE HEAD OF CHAOS WHO RELEASES HIM… VIP LANDS ON HIS FEET… AND THE SUICIDAL SURPRISE CONNECTS!! THE PELE KICK RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE WHICH BRINGS CHAOS DOWN TO HIS KNEES!!… AND NOW CRASH EXTENDS HIS HAND OUT… AND VIP TAGS HIM IN!! CRASH ENTERS THE RING AND GRABS CHAOS… AND YES!! CRASH TEST!! THE CRASH TEST CONNECTS!! DRIVING CHAOS RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!! CRASH INTO THE PIN!!…
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!! AND EMPHATIC VICTORY FOR CRASH AND VIP!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( “Adrenaline” hits as Crash and VIP are awarded the championship belts )
Ring Announcer: Your winners… ZACK CRASH AND SUICIDAL VIP, SUICIDAL ADRENALINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
ETR: Zack and VIP are the champions, and let alone that, they’re a tag team together! This is an outstanding duo in my opinion.
( Camera pans backstage to Flashback wearing a purple suit with a microphone in hand )
Flashback: Hello ladies and gentlemen we hope you are enjoying the show tonight and coming up in a few moments is the World Heavyweight Championship match between Dark Demon, Robbie V and Diamond Cage in our main event …With me at this time, the current heavyweight champion of the world …DAARRRKK DEMMMOOON!!!
( Dark Demon steps into the scene with the World Title over his shoulder )
Flashback: Well Demon tonight you will defend your title against two men where you could potentially lose your title without even being pinned –
Demon: The keyword in that is ‘could’, I ‘could’ lose my title tonight without being pinned, I ‘could’ even get pinned by the oh so great Robbie V or maybe Diamond Cage ‘could’ finally show if he is something more than just cover for when Robbie loses but that ‘could’ be for anything. Project E.G.O ‘could’ finally stop being the most dominate stable in history tonight.
Demon: I ‘could’ have lost in the triple threat match at Pain for Pride, I ‘could’ have lost in the triple threat match at King of Extreme when everybody though I would but I didn’t. I don’t lose bigtime matches, I don’t lose when I need to win, I thought everybody would know that by now. Why do you think that Robbie can win this match? Do you know how many times he’s choked during a bigtime match? He’s on Devan Dubian and Eddie Mack level with that.
Demon: And Diamond Cage? Diamond is just a puppet, he’s a complete and utter non-factor in this match, I mean seriously …did you see how many times on Voltage Pyrite owned him and his family (xd)!! Diamond Cage isn’t going to become the next success story, he isn’t going to be for 2013 what me and Kawajai and POP were for 2012, he’s going to a fl—
???: Aye, Aye, Aye Brahs! …
( Mr.Blood, Dark Demons tag team partner from 2010, walks into the scene )
Mr.Blood: Kay Demon, that was a nice little joke and ima let you finish but …ROBBIE V IS THE GREATEST KING OF EXTREME OF ALL TIMES!!!!!! OF ALL TIMES!!!!
Demon: …….
Blood: …*Kanye Shrug*…
Demon: …..Fuck this, man (NO)!!….
( Camera fades to the ring )
(“Dead or Alive” by Bon Jovi plays on the speakers all throughout the arena as Hades the Hellraiser makes his way out to the stage on a Harley Davidson motorcycle and a smug look on his face as he revs up the motorcycle multiple times)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EAW InterWire Championship!!…. First, the challenger, making his way to the ring… From Devil Town, North Carolina!…. Weighing in at 312 pounds!…. He is “The Big Devil”!…. HADES! THE!! HHHHHEEEEEELLLLLLLLRRRRAAIIIIISSSSSEEERRRRRR!!!….
HYC: One could say that the issues between this man and the InterWire Champion and EAW Management in general began only recently, but if you take a look back, this match has been building to this very point ever since Hades decided to lay his hands on the InterWire Champion for several reasons, going as far as calling his opponent a “Paper Champion” and being the center of the chaos last Saturday that led to the shocking confrontation between he and Rami, in which the InterWire Championship itself was dropped into a cold Canadian river!
(“Calm like a Bomb” by Rage Against The Machine plays on the speakers all throughout the arena as Rami makes his way out to the stage in new blue and white attire, no InterWire Championship around his waist, and a look of determination)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. Making his way to the ring… From Djerba, Tunisia!…. Weighing in at 244 pounds!…. He is the EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!…. RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIII!!!….
ETR: One thing is for damn sure heading into this contest and it’s the fact that there is absolutely NO love lost between these two competitors tonight as they aren’t walking into that squared circle to wrestle one another for the prestigious InterWire Championship, these two are going to fight for pride, respect, and domination among other things. This will be a FIGHT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
HYC: And there off just as this contest has begun at the ringing of the bell! Rami and Hades waste absolutely NO time throwing lefts and rights into one another, both looking to gain the upper hand quickly in this match up! The Referee has a look of concern on his face, possibly for the well-being of these two athletes, but he might as well quit while he’s ahead as it seems as though there is nothing that’s going to stop them! The Official seems intent on trying to break this up as it’s quickly turned into nothing more than a brawl between the two competitors in this match up! The Referee gets between both men! AND HE PAYS FOR IT WITH A DOUBLE-TEAM SHOT TO THE FACE BY BOTH HADES AND RAMI!!
ETR: You’ve gotta be kidding me! We’re only over a minute into this contest and the Referee has just been knocked out by both competitors in what will be the only time you’ll ever see them teaming up for something willingly! That Official is out COLD! Hades seems more aggravated than sympathetic for the downed Referee as Rami seems to be showing some mercy as he leans down to check on him… And Hades takes that as a golden opportunity to strike as he nails Rami with a vicious boot straight to the side of the skull! Hades could have very well taken control of this contest through those dirty tactics we’ve been seeing from him more and more over the past few weeks, but it’s definitely working for him as he grabs a hold of the damaged InterWire Champion, navigating him back to his feet…
HYC: Rami is quickly fighting back! He knows exactly what’s going to happen if he manages to give Hades the Hellraiser and leeway in this match, he’s felt exactly what his opponent is capable of in recent weeks through both physical and verbal humiliation! Rami wasted no time breaking free from the grip of Hades and immediately sends a flurry of shots straight into the head and body of the much larger Hades! Hades isn’t having it though as he blocks a shot from Rami and looks to reply with one of his own! But I’m afraid it’s all for naught as Rami has it scouted, blocking Hades shot as well and SWINGS HIS SKULL STRAIGHT INTO THE FACE OF HADES!! Wow! I’ve never seen Rami in this kind of mindset! You can tell he’s willing to do absolutely anything he has to in order to not only defeat his opponent, but break him down physically as well as Hades could very well have a broken nose!
ETR: It doesn’t even matter, Chico, Rami isn’t simply the defending Champion and Hades isn’t simply the challenger anymore, Rami is a possessed alpha male looking to KILL the beast that wants to steal his throne from him! Rami sends Hades dropping down to both knees in the middle of that ring as he continues to lay into him with vicious, thunderous shots that can be heard all throughout this arena and all throughout Canada! I think it’s now apparent that Hades is the first to show blood as it leaks down from his nostril region after that powerful headbutt from the InterWire Champion! Hades looks to be realizing quickly exactly what his abuse to Rami has gotten him as the Champion continues driving his fists straight into him! The Referee seems to still be down as Rami rushes into the ropes, looking for something BIG!
HYC: HERE HE COMES! HADES GETS TO HIS FEET, WRAPPING A HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF RAMI!! WHAT A COMEBACK, HE’S LOOKING TO END IT!! No! Rami breaks away from Hades’ grip once again! HE NAILS HADES WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE! That’s gotta leave a mark! Rami certainly isn’t done with his opponent just yet! Rami runs passed the damaged Hades the Hellraiser, headed straight for the opposite ropes… Hades slowly turns around, wobbly on his feet as Rami comes charging with a full head of steam!! Hades immediately picks up the somewhat rejuvenated Referee off the canvas! He places the Referee right there in front of him as Rami stops dead in his tracks… What a dirty, cowardly move from the challenger! He’s using the Official as some kind of human shield!
ETR: I’m afraid this contest is contested under extreme rules just like any other common contest, Chico, anything goes and nobody is better at exploiting that than Hades as we’re seeing right here and now! Hades has that demented, cocky grin glued to his face that we’ve seen so many times over the past few weeks as a distressed Rami looks on at the fearful Referee begging for Hades to let him go so he can get back to doing his job… Blood continues to flow from the possibly broken nose of Hades the Hellraiser as he looks at the InterWire Champion and seems to be… He’s demanding he get on his knees! Hades seems to believe he’s some kind of King with omnipotent power here as he orders Rami around with such confidence! Rami doesn’t seem to be cooperating… Hades is getting impatient!
HYC: Wait, what did Rami just say? “Sorry”? RAMI DROPKICKS THE REFEREE AND HADES!! The sheer force from that shocking move cause the Official to crack heads with Hades the Hellraiser, but Hades has lost his grip on the once again downed Referee as Hades backpedals into the nearest ropes! RAMI TAKES BOTH HIMSELF AND HADES OUT OF THE RING AND TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A CLOTHESLINE OVER THE ROPES!! What an all out war this has erupted into as both Rami and Hades come crashing down hard into the mat on the outside, both men definitely feeling the damage they’ve both accumulated over not only the past few weeks, but in this brutal contest as well! Both men are now racing to their feet, but it seems Hades is at the disadvantage here as Rami seems to be in control thus far!
ETR: And as predicted, Rami makes it to his feet first as a still damaged Hades is a little bit behind him, using the ring apron to aide him… Rami wastes no time charging! No! Hades catches Rami with a devastating elbow to the face! Rami backpedals as Hades could be looking to take this short moment to recuperate… HADES CHARGES!! HADES SENDS HIMSELF AND RAMI CRASHING THROUGH A SECTION OF THE BARRICADE HERE ON THE OUTSIDE—MY GOD!! Hades continues to bleed profusely as he ends up atop the downed and now possibly injured body of the current reigning InterWire Champion! Rami may have accidentally allowed Hades to regain control! Hades looks more furious than anything else right about now as he slowly rises back to his feet…
HYC: These fans are losing it as they hound Hades, but the challenger doesn’t even seem to care… He looks like he’s in a World of his own as he immediately makes his way over to those steel steps placed here on the outside and rips off the top of them! Hades picks up the bottom of the steps and places them near Rami, still lying atop the wreckage of what’s left of that section of the barricade! A sick and demented Hades the Hellraiser now reaches down and pulls Rami back to his feet, taking him over to those steps that could seal his fate! Hades steps atop the steps… And picks up Rami! MY GOD! DON’T DO IT!! BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! NO! Rami slides off, behind Hades! HADES TURNS AROUND! RAMI DROPS HIM ON HIS BACK, GRABBING A HOLD OF HIS LEGS!! HE’S LOCKING IT IN!!
ETR: SHARPSHOOTER!!!! RAMI WITH THE SHARPSHOOTER ON HADES ON TOP OF THOSE STEEL STEPS ON THE OUTSIDE!! WHAT AN INCREDIBLY PAINFUL MOVE!! HADES IS WRITHING IN PAIN ON THOSE STEPS AS RAMI APPLIES MORE AND MORE PRESSURE!! HE’S TAPPING!!! HADES TAPS OUT! But it’s no good! Hades is tapping out from the pain, but it doesn’t qualify as a victory here on the outside! Rami quickly remembers that as he breaks the submission and signals the end for this contest! Rami hops off those steps… And pulls out a steel chair from under the ring! This isn’t good!
HYC: Rami slides the chair into the ring and grabs a hold of the badly damaged Hades the Hellraiser, sending him rolling back into the ring as Rami follows suit… Look at this! Hades is back up to one knee! He’s got his hands up as if he’s still willing to fight! This man doesn’t want go give up! RAMI PULLS HADES UP AND SETS HIM UP!! PAIN KILLER!!!! RAMI CONNECTS WITH A VICIOUS PAIN KILLER RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS WITH AMAZING FORCE!!! This contest is over! Rami retains—Wait! Rami quickly gets back to his feet, looking down at the possibly unconscious Hades with a deep hatred… The Referee is finally back up, still in pain, but nonetheless…
ETR: Rami seems to be deciding to NOT go for the finish just yet as he picks up that chair from earlier and unfolds it, placing it down on the canvas! This could end badly for someone! Hades seems to have nothing left in his body after the punishment dished out by his opponent! Rami reaches down… And pulls Hades back to his feet… Rami navigates Hades over to the nearest corner and places him on top of it! Rami goes up there as well! HE PICKS HADES UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! NO! DON’T SINK DOWN TO HIS LEVEL, RAMI! DON’T DO THIS! HOLD ON! HADES SLIDES OFF! RAMI TURNS! HADES HAS HIM BY THE THROAT!! NO—NO—CHOKESLAM!!!! HADES CHOKESLAMS RAMI OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND ONTO THAT SET UP CHAIR IN THE RING!!! HADES FOLLOWS UP WITH A SPLASH ONTO THE BODY OF RAMI WITH WHAT HE HAS LEFT AS THE REFEREE GOES DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!………………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Dead or Alive” by Bon Jovi plays on the speakers all throughout the arena as the Referee raises the left hand of a still down Hades the Hellraiser in the ring)
Ring Announcer: YOUR WINNNER… AND NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION, HADES THE HELLRAISERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HYC: Hades is the new champion! This man has worked hard and hard to prove the fraud that Rami is… And he got what he got. Hades will be representing us as Interwire champion, and I just don’t know how to feel about that!
( Camera pans backstage to Max A Million in the interview area )
Max: Ladies and gentlemen, I am standing here at this time with …SUPERIOR QUALITY 85!
( SQ85 steps into the scene wearing a jacket and sunglasses )
Max: SQ tonight you face one of the biggest challengers you have faced in your entire career in Jaywalker in a 30 minute ultimate submission match, any final thoughts or feelings heading into this match?
SQ: Ya know, there isn’t a single person who honestly thinks I can win tonight …that’s it just a formality that Jaywalker is going to make me tap out a couple of times, maybe the score will be Jaywalker 69 – SQ 0. Who knows, but my track record speaks for itself, I’m the king of submissions, I’m the GREATEST Submission wrestler of all time, I’ve won that title and I’ve backed it up time after time, I’ve beaten wanker after wanker, I’ve made shitstain after shitstain tap out and Jaywalker is just going to be the next shitstain, the next cumstain, the next wanker to tap out to me.
SQ: Jaywalker may be undefeated in EAW since returning but he’s only undefeated because he’s wrestled in matches that have suited his style, he’s only wrestled in matches that suit him where he can brawl around like a headless chicken on a farm and pin his opponents. He doesn’t have that luxury tonight. Sure he could brawl with me, he could use weapons on me but just like CM Banks and The Heart Break Bitch found out; I can do the exact same thing back.
SQ: Tonight I’m not gonna just snap Jays streak, I’m break his bones, I’m gonna break his spirit, I’m gonna make him look like Jenny on a good night. Jaywalker is gonna tap out tonight. Superior by force, quality at its very best – I’m in it, to win it.
( SQ smirks before walking off )
( Camera fades to the ring )
(The Steel Cage raised above the ring is slowly lowered down)
ETR: We know what this means, we’re about to see a rare sight as the Vixens Championship is contested inside that deadly structure of mesh and steel!
(“Rumors” by Lindsay Lohan plays on the speakers all throughout the arena as Cameron Ella Ava makes her way out to the stage in new black and yellow attire with a confident smile)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EAW VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP!!…. First, making her way to the ring, the challenger…
From Los Angeles, California!…. Weighing in at 125 pounds!…. CAMERON! ELLA!! AAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAA!!!…
HYC: You can tell, just as usual, this young and beautiful lady has both determination and confidence practically radiating off of her as she makes her way to the ring and that’s something you have to appreciate, because a strong mindset could very well be all it takes to give you an advantage in this contest that’s been known to end careers when you need it the most!
(“Mercy” by Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne plays on the speakers all throughout the arena as Cleopatra makes her way out to the stage in custom EGO-themed white and red attire with the EAW Vixens Championship around her waist)
Announcer: And her opponent!…. Now making her way to the ring… From Montreal, Quebec, Canada!…. Weighing in at 107 pounds!…. SHE IS THE EAW VIXENS CHAMPION!!…. CCCCCLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPAAAATTTRRRAAAA!!!…
ETR: Speaking of radiating confidence and determination, look no further than the reigning Vixens Champion as she makes her way down to the ring, proudly displaying both that beautiful Vixens Championship she’s worked so hard thus far to keep around her waist and her heritage as she is one of a few home-country heroes tonight as this packed Canadian crowd ignores her actions as of late and her involvement in Project E.G.O and cheer her on loud and clear!
(DING! DING! DING!)
HYC: There’s the bell and this contest is officially under way as both of these women circle the ring… You can tell right from the get-go that this isn’t going to be for the faint of heart, whether you’re a man, woman, child, or embryo as both Cameron and Cleopatra rush in to lock up in the middle of the ring! Both women looking to overpower the other in this contest of strength, but it seems rather even as—Cleopatra sidesteps Cameron and sends her opponent crashing down to the canvas by her hair! Cameron seems none too happy about that at all as Cleopatra seems to be playing with her, laughing at what she just did to her challenger…
ETR: However, this proud Canadian crowd stays firmly behind the defending Champion nonetheless as Cameron hurries back to her feet and both women get back to where they began as they lock up once more… Cameron is quick to drop to her knees and pick up Cleopatra on her shoulders! Fireman’s carry connects firmly into the canvas as Cameron immediately transitions into a headlock to the downed Champion! Cameron seems to be playing games of her own on Cleopatra, outwrestling her in a very short amount of time, trying to humiliate her opponent in her own personal way! Cleopatra seems to be taking notice of this as she’s doing whatever she can to struggle out of this and take back control…
HYC: The crowd is on their feet for the Champion, clapping to egg her on to fight back to her feet as she looks to be doing just that! However, it would seem Cameron is doing a good job of keeping Cleopatra from getting out of this as she keeps the Champion in that headlock on her back, making just that much more tough to escape from… Cleopatra’s up nonetheless as she uses that incredible flexibility of hers to arch her back to get up to her feet! Cleopatra immediately uses this opportunity to her advantage as she turns herself around, still under the arm of Cameron—NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! Executed perfectly by the Champion and kicked out almost immediately by the challenger as both women race to their feet!
ETR: They’re up! Cleopatra swings with a powerful roundhouse! Cameron dodges it and swings with a powerful elbow straight to the jaw of the Champion! But Cleopatra manages to evade the counter and attempts one of her own as she pulls in Cameron by her hair! Cleopatra isn’t looking to keep up that showing of technical prowess as she’s got nothing but victory on her mind as she RAMS Cameron face-first into that mesh of the cage! Cameron immediately replies with a vicious elbow to the jaw of the Champion! A furious Cleopatra sends back a forearm, connecting with the back of Cameron’s skull as she once again collides face-first into one of the four steel cage walls! CLEOPATRA WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF CAMERON’S HEAD!! Now THAT was devastating as Cameron’s skull bounces off the wall of the cage again!
HYC: Cleopatra rushes back to her feet as Cameron drops down to the canvas like a statue! Cleopatra could be looking to go for a cover, looking to achieve the early victory in this contest! But hold on a second… The Champion’s got something in her eyes as she looks down at the now defenseless Cameron Ella Ava… Cameron’s looking to rise back to her feet—Cleopatra stops her dead in her tracks with a sickening boot to the joints in her right elbow! Cleopatra immediately sends a stomp to the other elbow of Cameron! Now to the right knee of Cameron! The left! Cleopatra is showing off a tribute to her fellow E.G.O member, Jaywalker, as she lays into Cameron with the notorious act of Jaywalking!! Cleopatra finally puts a stop to the vicious attack and seems to be chuckling to herself as Cameron cringes, in a great amount of pain!
ETR: I’m afraid it’s going to take a lot more than that to keep Cameron down, this young lady has a great amount of resilience if anything else as she’s already looking to climb back to her feet… Cleopatra cuts her off once again, this time with a powerful kick straight to the ribs! You can see Cameron has a busted lip from that dropkick into the cage wall from earlier, but that seems to be only a part of the damage Cleopatra is looking to inflict onto her opponent as she lays into Cameron with several more rib-crushing kicks! Cleopatra isn’t just looking to defeat her opponent, she wants to HURT her! Cleopatra kicks Cameron over, onto her belly and sits atop her back, down on the canvas as she’s looking to further damage and humiliate Cameron! Cleopatra reaches over, grabbing Cameron by her hair… And nails her with a crossface shot! Another crossface! Cleopatra is unloading a series of vicious crossface shots into the badly damaged Cameron Ella Ava! This is sickening!
HYC: Cleoptra FINALLY puts a stop to her unrelenting attack on her Challenger as she seems to finally be getting serious about ending this contest as she… Cleopatra signals the end for this match as this Canadian crowd roars in applause for the Vixens Champion! Cleopatra reaches down, slowly dragging Cameron to her feet! SHE PULLS CAMERON IN!! THIS COULD BE IT!! BRUTALITY!!!! No! Cleopatra seems to have only been teasing it, to the dismay of this crowd tonight as she instead grabs a hold of Cameron and sends her slamming into the nearest cage wall! Cleopatra is RUBBING the face of Cameron across that cage wall! What a showing of disrespect! This Canadian crowd may have great respect for Cleopatra, but she sure as hell isn’t returning the favor! Cleopatra pulls Cameron away from the cage wall and connects with a shot to the gut! SHE PULLS CAMERON IN!! THIS IS IT!! BRUTALITY!!!!
ETR: IT CONNECTS!!! NO! NO—WAIT—CAMERON LANDS ON HER FEET AS CLEOPATRA LANDS ON HER BACK! Cameron miraculously landed on her feet as Cleopatra has suddenly entered panic mode!! Cameron’s got a hold of both of Cleopatra’s legs!! She’s looking for something big! Cleopatra is doing everything in her being to get out of this, but it seems the determination of the challenger if far too much as she quickly rolls Cleopatra onto her stomach—IT’S LOCKED IN!! SHARPSHOOTER!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER ON THE VIXENS CHAMPION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS THIS CROWD ERUPTS WITH BOOS!!! I don’t think doing this was even intentional on Cameron’s part, but nonetheless, it’s not like this crowd liked her any better before anyway!
HYC: Cleopatra is WRITHING in agonizing pain in the middle of the ring as Cameron applies more and more pressure to this historic hold as this crowd continues to fill the arena with boos!! Cleopatra could very well be on her way to tapping out and leaving this arena and country in defeat in what could be the most humiliating defeat possible!! Cleopatra may have no other choice, no ropes can save her at this point! Cameron is intent on winning this! Hold on a second! Don’t count out the Vixens Champion just yet as it seems she’s using whatever she has left to fight out of this deadly submission!! She’s doing it! Cleopatra slowly… She rolls back onto her back! Cameron breaks the hold! But she’s not letting go just yet!
ETR: Cleopatra continues to panic as Cameron sets her up!! SLINGSHOT!! CLEOPATRA IS SENT CRASHING INTO THE CAGE WALL!!! What a match thus far that these two young Vixens are putting on in this steel cage! Neither wants to lose and they’re doing everything possible to keep that from happening! Cleopatra has fallen into no-man’s land, stuck between the ropes and that unforgiving cage wall as both she and Cameron slowly rise back to their feet… Cameron stumbles her way over to the Vixens Champion—Cleopatra sends a forearm into the face of Cameron! Cameron retaliates with a LOUD knife-edge chop across the chest of Cleopatra! Cleopatra sends back a sickening open-fist shot across the face of Cameron! CAMERON SENDS CLEOPATA OVER THE ROPES BY HER HAIR!!
HYC: LOOK AT THIS! CLEOPATRA’S ARMS ARE CAUGHT IN THE ROPES!! THIS IS BAD! THIS IS VERY BAD!! Cleopatra is EXACTLY where you DON’T want to be!! Cameron Ella Ava looks at her trapped opponent and with a proud smile, begins to take her leave to victory as the Referee opens the door for her on the outside! Cleopatra is LIVID!! She’s completely stuck in a position in which she may not be able to escape in time as Cameron is literally moments away from walking out of this cage with the Vixens Championship once again around her waist!! THIS IS IT! THE REFEREE OPENS THE DOOR!! CLEOPATRA IS RACING TO ESCAPE FROM THE ROPES!! CAMERON’S OUT!!!! NO!! NO—CHRISTY CRUISE OUT OF NOWHERE! CHRISTY CRUISE STOPS CAMERON BY SLAMMING THAT CAGE DOOR STRAIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF CAMERON!!!
ETR: A dazed Cameron Ella Ava backpedals… Cleopatra has escaped the ropes!! CLEOPATRA CHARGES AS CAMERON TURNS AROUND!! But Cameron ducks the lariat from Cleopatra! Cleopatra turns around and both CHARGE!! BOTH COLLIDE WITH ONE ANOTHER WITH INDIVIDUAL RUNNING CROSSBODIES!!! Both of these women are down and out! This could very well be ANYONE’S game by this point as they seem equal in both offense, defense, damage, any statistic, you name it! Christy Cruise is on the outside, cheering for Cleopatra to get up as it seems Cameron is rising just a little bit quicker! Cameron is up as Cleopatra isn’t far behind! CAMERON’S CLIMBING UP THE CAGE!! SHE’S LOOKING TO ESCAPE ANOTHER WAY!! Cameron isn’t giving up just yet! Cleopatra is chasing for her!
HYC: This is practically neck and neck! Both of these women are racing to the top, but it seems Cameron is a little bit closer to the ultimate goal! CAMERON’S UP AT THE TOP!! No! Cleopatra grabs a hold of Cameron’s tights and pulls her back down as both women are on standing on the ropes! Cleopatra sends a devastating kick to the body of Cameron! Another! ANOTHER! CLEOPATRA IS UNLOADING INTO A DAMAGED CAMERON WITH SEVERAL POWERFUL KICKS!! This is looking bad for the challenger! CLEOPATRA SENDS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK STRAIGHT TO THE SKULL OF CAMERON ELLA AVA!!! NO! Cameron catches the foot of Cleopatra! CAMERON LODGES THE FOOT OF CLEOPATRA INTO A HOLE OF THE CAGE WALL!! CAMERON IMMEDIATELY CONNECTS WITH THE GODDESS’ TOUCH!!!!
ETR: Cameron drops awkwardly back down to the canvas! BUT LOOK! CLEOPATRA IS RENDERED UNABLE TO CLIMB OR ANYTHING AS SHE’S HANGING UPSIDE DOWN BY HER FOOT STUCK IN THE CAGE WALL!!! THIS IS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY FOR THE CHALLENGER!! Cleopatra is still dazed from that Goddess’ Touch by her opponent, but she’s slowly coming to her senses as Cameron, despite her damage, is crawling towards the door for victory!! Cleopatra is shaking the cobwebs out as Cameron inches her way to the door! CLEOPATRA IS PANICKING, TRYING TO GET HERSELF OUT!! Cameron is so CLOSE! CLEOPATRA’S TRYING!! Christy Cruise is awaiting Cameron on the outside—This is bad!!
HYC: LOOK OUT!! CHRISTY CRUISE IS TAKEN DOWN BY SASHA FIERCE OUT OF NOWHERE!! THIS IS IT!!! CAMERON IS MERE INCHES AWAY!! CLEOPATRA ESCAPES FROM THE CAGE WALL!!! CAMERON IS ALMOST OU—CLEOPATRA GRABS HER FOOT AND TRIPS HER TO THE MAT, AND SHE QUICKLY SCURRIES OUT OF THE DOOR! CLEO WINS, BUT JUST BARELY!
(DING! DING! DING!)
( She Will by Lil Wayne plays all throughout the arena as the Referee hand Cleo the Vixens Championship on the outside and Cameron looks on in shock inside the cage)
Announcer: The Winner of this match and STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EAW VIXENS CHAMPION OF THE WWWWOOOOORRRLLLDDD!!!…. CLEOOOOOOOOOPATRAA!!
ETR: This was… Just almost a screwjob. Cameron had that match won, and Cleopatra pulls it out from under her. This is just pure outrage folks… But who knows. It will continue some day.
( House of Glass DVD Preview )
( Camera fades backstage where Cleopatra walks into the locker room as POP and HBB yell congratulations and Troy Conway opens a bottle of wine )
Dark Demon: Good job, Cleopatra. You’re going to be setting the trend of E.G.O. winning tonight.
POP: Yeah dude, that was an outstanding match and we knew you’d have it in you the whole time.
Christy: I know I got banged up a little bit, and so did you, but me and Cleopatra are proud to say we’re E.G.O. victors.
( Jaywalker is seen straining his fingers in his hair from the corner )
Cleopatra: Jaywalker, what’s wrong?
HBB: Yeah, what’s your issue? You should be happy for Cleopatra here.
Jaywalker: ( Groaning ) I am happy. But I can’t interpret the fact she won without any interference to Cameron Ella Ava herself. I see her winning these matches on her own and it makes me, actually jealous. I am speaking out right now to tell you guys to not interfere in my match.
Demon: What if there’s an issue? 3 moments left and you’re losing? You expect us to watch you lose?
Jaywalker: Uh, Yeah I do. Cleopatra won without any help, and damn well so can I. Just listen to me for once, and do not even get near the ring. I want this to be all natural, and all me. Congratulations Cleopatra, good job.
( Jaywalker shuffles out of the room as everyone else celebrates)
( Ding Ding Ding )
Ring Announcer: The following match will be an Elite Rules match… AND IT IS FOR, THE EAW ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!
( Reminder by Jay Z plays as Scott Diamond comes out in a new blue and pink Scott Diamond shirt )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger… From Long Island, New York… Weighing in at 270 pounds… SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DDDIIIAMMMONNNNNNDDD!!!
HYC: Since his return, there has been quite a bit of bad blood between him and Pyrite… And it’ll probably be settled here tonight, let’s watch.
( Immaculate plays as Pyrite walks out with the Elite title around his waist and he’s wearing a plain black shirt saying ”I am better than you.” )
Ring Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 285 pounds… HE IS THE EAW ELITE CHAMPION, PYRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( Ding Ding Ding )
ETR: AND PYRITE CHARGES AT SCOTT DIAMOND AND STARTS UNLOADING RIGHT AND LEFT HANDS ALL OVER HIM! Pyrite continues with the attac– SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A SNAP KICK TO HIS GUT! Scott Diamond is hammering elbows repeatedly into the spine of Pyrite, and Scott Diamond grips him in the side… AND HOISTS HIM INTO THE AIR WITH A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX… AND CONNECTS! Scott Diamond has an early and noticeable advantage here folks… Scott Diamond picks him up again, and starts hammering more fists into his face as he hooks him in… AND SCOTT DIAMOND GOES FOR A SUPLEX! BUT PYRITE WEIGHS HIMSELF DOWN TO THE MAT AND SENDS AN UPPERCUT TO SCOTT DIAMOND! Scott is leaning back a little bit… AND PYRITE FLATTENS HIM WITH ONE GLORIOUS CLOTHESLINE! This has already been a nice back and forth match, but Pyrite falls to his knees and is hammering Scott into the mat over and over again! Pyrite finally gets up and backs up a little bit… He taunts for Scott to get up… AND PYRITE CHARGES FOR A SPEAR! BUT SCOTT DIAMOND SIDE STEPS, AND PYRITE STOPS HIMSELF IN THE CORN—SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A POWERFUL CORNER SPLASH! Scott Diamond backs up as Pyrite comes tumbling out of the corner… AND SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A BEAUTIFUL BACK BODY DROP… THE BIG CHAMPION IS DOWN ON THE MAT!
HYC: Scott Diamond comes up behind the groggy Pyrite and wraps his arms around… AND HE IS LOOKING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT PYRITE REACHES AROUND AND FALLS TO THE MAT, HITTING A JAWBREAKER ON SCOTT! Pyrite quickly rolls back over to his feet as he starts to go over to Scott, and he yanks him up… Pyrite is hammering right hands into Scott, and Scott falls back into the corner… AND PYRITE CHARGES AND CONNECTS WITH A TACKLE INTO THE CORNER! Pyrite is driving his shoulder repeatedly into Scott’s stomach, again, again, and again! Scott Diamond is coughing up something fierce here folks, and Pyrite grabs him and spins him onto his shoulders… AND PYRITE WITH AN EXCELLENT RUNNING POWERSLAM! Pyrite quickly picks up Scott Diamond again… AND HITS A SUPLEX ON THE BIG MAN! These two giants are just manhandling each other… Scary to think what they would do to the lightweights… Pyrite grabs Scott and tosses him in corner… AND PYRITE CHARGES FOR ANOTHER CORNER CLOTHESLINE! BUT SCOTT DIAMOND DUCKS AND TURNS AROUND… AND CONNECTS WITH A THUMPING BACK SUPLEX ON PYRITE! Scott Diamond gets on his back and starts driving his elbow into his spine, maybe he calls that move the Massage from Hell!
ETR: Well I don’t know and I don’t care what he calls it, but it’s effecting Pyrite noticeably…. Pyrite is trying to crawl towards the rope…. AND HE GETS A HAND ON IT! The referee forces Scott off of Pyrite, and Pyrite gets back to his fee— SCOTT DIAMOND CHARGES AND HITS A LOU THESZ PRESS ON PYRITE! HE IS HAMMERING PUNCHES ALL OVER HIM AGAIN AND AGAIN, AND PYRITE GRABS THE ROPE TRYING TO FORCE HIM OFF… BUT SCOTT KEEPS GOING! The referee is counting, and he’s already at four as Scott stops the attack… Pyrite gets to his feet again and he grips the rope… AND SCOTT DIAMOND CHARGES AT HIM AGAIN! BUT PYRITE TAKES HIM TO THE GROUND WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK! Scott Diamond holds his chest as he groans, and Pyrite starts kicking him in the spine over and over again… Pyrite climbs up onto the top rope… He taunts the crowd as Scott gets up… AND HE LEAPS FOR A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE! BUT SCOTT KICKS HIM IN THE GUT MIDWAY THROUGH! AND HE GETS HIM IN THE SUPLEX POSITION AS HE LIFTS HIM UP… AND CONNECTS WITH A GLORIOUS DEAD LIFT DDT! Scott Diamond is laughing in joy here as he lifts Pyrite up to his feet and grabs his arm…
HYC: Scott Diamond goes for an Irish whip into the corner! BUT PYRITE REVERSES AND SENDS SCOTT DIAMOND RATTLING INTO THE CORNER… PYRITE CHARGES AT SCOTT FULL SPEE—SCOTT WITH THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK! SCOTT DIAMOND JUST FLATTNED THE CHAMPION OUT OF NO WHERE, AND SCOTT FALLS TO THE MAT HOOKING HIS LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
KICCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKOUTTT!!!
ETR: PYRITE JUST KICKED OUT OF THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!?!?!? Pyrite just took a huge hit, and he is showing how much this title means to him here, folks… Scott Diamond pulls Pyrite up to his feet again, but Pyrite reacts instantly with an uppercut, and now he is sending elbows and knees all over Scott Diamond! Scott Diamond falls back against the ropes, and Pyrite is hitting some nasty chest chops, and he is putting more and more power into the chops, and the pale chest of Scott Diamond is swelling severely… IT’S RED AS BLOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE! Pyrite quickly backs up as he taunts Scott Diamond to come at him… AND PYRITE WITH A HIP TOSS ON SCOTT DIAMOND! Pyrite leans back against the rope in pain, but with no time to waste he charges at Scott Diamond and hits a propelling knee drop right on his skull! He locks in a very sturdy sleeper hold on Scott Diamond… He squeezes very tight as Scott loses motion and is very still… Pyrite pulls Scott up to his feet while still holding the sleeper hold… AND OH MY LORD! PYRITE LIFTS HIM IN THE AIR AND SPINS WITH A URINAGI! Pyrite is grinning a lot here as he grabs Scott Diamond and he hoists him up on his shoulders… AND PYRITE SPINS FOR THE F-5! THE FINISHING MANEUVER THAT MAY WIN HIM THE MATC—SCOTT DIAMOND LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND HE HOISTS HIMSELF UNDER… REVERSE SPINNING STO!
HYC: Pyrite is down on the mat holding his neck, and Scott Diamond yanks his arm between his legs and sits on it… AND HE LOCKS IN A CROSSFACE! SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A CROSSFACE MOVE HERE AS PYRITE IS GROANING IN INDECISIVE PAIN HERE! Pyrite continues with the heavy groans, but now he is turning it to motivation, and the motivation is giving him strength… He gets on one knee… AND NOW PYRITE IS STANDING WHILE HOLDING SCOTT DIAMOND AS HIS SIDE… AND DROPS HIM WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM! HOLY HELL PYRITE ESCAPED THE CROSSFACE! Pyrite is the definition of pure utter will here folks, and he lifts up Scott Diamond and whips him into the ropes… PYRITE CHARGES AS SCOTT RICOCHE—SCOTT DIAMOND WITH A POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK AGAIN! PYRITE IS KNOCKED OUT COLD ON THE MAT, AND SCOTT DIAMOND DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS HIS LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
ETR: BUT PYRITE KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND! PYRITE HAS KICKED OUT OF TWO BICYCLE KICKS HERE… OH MY GOD! Scott Diamond is rubbing his hair in frustration, and he’s running out of options for this pure monster Pyrite here… Scott Diamond lifts up Pyrite and pulls him between his legs… He underhooks both arms here as he is looking for the Cold Hard Justice… AND HE HOISTS HIM U—PYRITE CHARGES HIM INTO THE CORNER! PYRITE JUST SMASHED SCOTT DIAMOND WITH PURE FORCE INTO THE CORNER! Scott Diamond is slumping over, and Pyrite is positioning him up on the top turnbuckle… Oh my God, Pyrite climbs up there as he hooks Scott’s arm around his neck… PYRITE IS LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX! AND HE LIFTS HIM UP… WAIT! HE IS IN MID AIR MOVING OVER SCOTT’S BODY… WHAT THE HELL… HE JUST DID A SUPER-JACKERHAMMER! A JACKHAMMER ON SCOTT DIAMOND OFF THE TOP ROPE! PYRITE HAS THE MATCH IN HIS HAT NOW FOR SURE! HE HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
HYC: THE CHAMPION RETAI—THE REFEREE SAYS SCOTT DIAMOND GOT HIS LEG ON THE ROPE AT THE LAST SECOND, OH MY DEAR LORD! THIS MATCH IS INSANE HERE FOLKS! Pyrite is getting very very frustrated here… He quickly gets up and lifts up Scott Diamond… AND HE IS STARTS SMASHING SCOTT’S FACE INTO HIS KNEE OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Pyrite is getting very angry as he is breathing heavy, and he puts Scott in position for… A URINAGI! AND HE DROPS THE URINAGI RIGHT ON HIS KNEE! PYRITE WITH THE URINAGI ON THE KNEE! Scott Diamond is losing balance as he barely stands… AND PYRITE GOES RUNNING OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES… HE IS LOOKING FOR THE SPEAR! AND… SCOTT DIAMOND WITH ANOTHER POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK! I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SUSPECT, BUT HE HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
( Ding Ding Ding )
( Reminder by Jay Z plays as Scott rolls over onto his buttocks as is handed the title, he starts celebrating instantly )
Ring Announcer: Your winner, and new EAW ELITE CHAMPION… SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DDDIIAMMMONNDDDDDD!!
ETR: I can tell you right now, that after all the power and upsets that Pyrite exhibited, I had no idea if Scottt was going to win or not… But now, representing the Elite division, we have a new champion.
( Road to Redemption Lengthy preview )
( Jaywalker is seen in the aisle warming up as the camera fades to the ring )
( The camera pans to the arena with an aerial view of the ring announcer in the ring. It slowly zooms in to the announcer )
Ring Announcer: This following contest… will be a 30 MINUTE ULTIMATE SUUUUUUUBMISSION MAAATCH!!! For thirty minutes, falls will only be accounted for by submission, and the competitor who tallys the majority of falls will be called the winner! Submission falls will only be counted when the submissions are taking place inside the ring, or if a contestant is able to submit by tapping out on the mat; and rope breaks ARE eligable for the bottom rope only! ..
( ‘I Will Not Bow’ – Breaking Benjamin hits over the loudspeakers )
*Superior Quality walks out from the back, shaking off the jitters as he walks to the ring appearing antsy*
Ring Announcer: Introducing first–from Fife, Scotland, weighing in at 227 POOOOUNDSSS.. SUUUUPERIORRRRR QUALITYYYYYY 888888 5555555!!!!!
HYC: It’s almost expected when SQ makes his entrance that you are in store for a treat. But tonight that expectation is raised.
ETR: Chico, I must point this out. Tonight could be the biggest match in SQ’s career, and im saying this not only because he is facing the sole EAW Original, Jaywalker but because of what the win will do for him. Winning this match will immediately elevate him to the top of Showdown, a place he hasn’t been in a while and to be victorious in a bout as personal as this, ironically could do him wonders professionally.
HYC: SQ has it in him to do so. He’s made his mark as a technical wrestler.
( ‘Play for Keeps’ – BOB hits )
*Jaywalker makes his entrance in his robe. He is suited in a chainlinked design robe with a bold lettering saying “Tap” on the back of his robe, as he walks down the ramp and exhibits his logo by walking backwards to the ring with SQ not taking his eyes off of him.*
Ring Announcer: And his opponent.. from Scarborough, Canada, weighed in at 240 POOOOOUNDDSSS.. REPRESENTING PROJECT EGO, JAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYWALKEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!
HYC: Look at that. The intimidation factor, the mindgames that Jay displays in his very attire tell the story! This has been a chess game between these two competitors and the final round is here tonight, when things get as mentally strenuous–
ETR: Yes! That’s EXACTLY what this is, a chess game! We’re going to witness a war and it’s a war of the mind–the winner wont be the strongest, fastest, youngest or any of that it is solely the MIND and how you can use it and you can apply it–THAT is going to decide tonight. And these two are two of the greatest wrestling minds in EAW history, especially Jaywalker, and while this is an uphill battle for SQ, Jaywalker could end up meeting his match.
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
**Jaywalker hands his robe to a ringside worker as both men close in and SQ extends his hand infront of Jaywalker, staring at him with a grin. Jay looks down at SQ’s hand, grins and shakes it**
HYC: MISTAKE NUMBER ONE!!! SQ PULLS JAY IN FOR THE CLOTHESLINE!!!
ETR: NOPE, Jay ducks RIGHT under it, turns around to SQ and waves his finger symbolizing what this match is going to mean! **The timer appears at the bottom of the screen, counting down from 30 minutes**
And now that timers on, NOW this is when the factor of preserving energy is applied and both competitors tie up right int he center of the ring, as SQ pushes Jay back into the turnbuckle, but before Jay hits it he shifts around and has SQ pressed back into the turnbuckle. Jay ducks down and THRUSTS HEAVY SHOULDERS INTO SQ’S ABDOMIN, but SQ delivers a MEAN shot with the uppercut, a MEAN kick into the sternum of Jay and as Jay is stood up clutching his chest SQ sends Jay down with an ANGRY european uppercut!
HYC: And Jay rolls to the turnbuckle corner after hitting the mat, as SQ follows suit and is stomping a mudhole into Jay’s upperbody, including one UGLY kick into the mouth of Jay!!! And the ref backs SQ away as Jay’s lip looks like it’s been busted open! But this wasn’t going to be a clean fight in the first place, and it damned sure wasn’t going to be civil. Jay is turned around seeemingly clutching his face as SQ approaches Jay… but Jay TRIPS SQ, AS SQ IS PLANTED JAWFIRST INTO THE EXPOSED MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! SQ had his guard down for a SECOND and Jay is going to capitalize as he backs into the ropes and LEAPS FOR A JUMPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, BUT SQ ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS JAY ENDS UP CRASHING! Jaywalker is hung upside down in somewhat of a tree of woe position with him propped upside down on the middle rope–
ETR: AND SQ GRABS BOTH OF JAYS ARMS, STEPS BOTH OF HIS FEET ON JAY’S CHEST AS JAY IS UPSET DOWN AND PULLS HIMSELF UP WITH JAY’S ARMS, AS JAY IS BEING STRETCHED UP FROM THE GROUND, HUNG ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AND SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE AS THAT VICIOUS, INNOVATIVE CORNER SUBMISSION IS LOCKED IN!!! IMAGINE THAT, IMAGINE THAT HAPPENING TO YOUR BODY! FOLKS, JAYWALKER IS IN SOOOO MUCH TROUBLE AS HE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND THE REF IS ASKING IF HE WOULD LIKE TO SUBMIT! JAY’S ARMS ARE GOING TO BE RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKETS! AND SHOCKINGLY, JAY NODS HIS HEAD IN SUBMISSION! SQ HAS GOTTEN A FALL!
*Score = SQ: 1, Jay: 0*
HYC: Man.. this has brought Jaywalker to his limits ALREADY! And LOOK AT SQ, AS THE REF TRIES PULLING HIM AWAY SQ ELBOWS THE REF, AND CONTINUES THIS SURFBOARD LIKE STRETCH IN THE CORNER… But now Jay finds a way to shift his right leg where his left is, get both his feet to the apron since SQ lost some footing and JAY WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT, THANKS TO HIS VERTICAL BASE USES HIS UPPERBODY, POKED FROM THE APRON IN THE RING, UPPER BODY STRENGTH TO DUMP SQ OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! AND SQ LANDS AWKWARDLY ON HIS SHOULDER AS HE CLUTCHES IT FROM HITTING THE GROUND! Jaywalker made a sacrifice to let SQ get off of his guard for a split second, and he capitalized giving himself a verticle balance and use his strength to do the rest! Jay’s torso has gotta be hurting, but as Jay winds up his arms and steps down the canvas its SQ whos no longer in the drivers seat!
ETR: Jay prevented collateral damage by using his wit to make the sacrifice and now Jay pulls SQ up, BASHES HIM FACE FIRST INTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE! And Jay grabs SQ’s body and TOSSES HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! That VERY shoulder that SQ akwardly landed on is being tortured as Jay uses that very arm.. SQ is leaned over the apron and Jay does an ARMWRENCH WRAPPING SQ’S ARM BACKWARDS AROUND THE RINGPOST, UNDERNEATH THE FIRST TURNBUCKLE!! AND WITH SQ’S OTHER ARM, JAY GRABS THAT AND WRENCHES BACK WITH BOTH ARMS AND LEANS ALL OF HIS WEIGHT PULLING BACK ON BOTH OF SQ’S ARMS! SQ’S HURT SHOULDER IS PAYING THE PRICE AS IT IS BEING PRESSED INTO THE COLD POST AND THOUGH SQ CANNOT SUBMIT SINCE HE ISN’T IN THE RING AND CAN’T TOUCH THE CANVAS TO TAP, JAY IS POSSIBLY CRUSHING SQ’S CHANCES OF WINNING THIS MATCH!!!
HYC: SQ is grunting in pain and Jay using alllll of his might to apply pressure on that shoulder!
**The timer shows 24:24 left on the clock**
And if you look at the time it’s been 6 minutes into this match; 24 minutes are left on the timer as Jaywalker has had this wrench locked in for about 40 SECONDS! And Jay finally lets go as SQ rolls into the ring… and whenever SQ rolls on his hurt right shoulder he lets out a cry of pain indicating the damage that has been done! This only prompts Jaywalker to reenter the ring as JAY IMMEDIATELY KNOWS WHAT TO DO, HE CONTORTS THE LEGS AND SWIFTLY APPLIES THE REGAL STRETCH!!!!! THE REGAL STRETCH!!!!! HOW AUTHENTIC IS THAT?! HE’S DOING DAMAGE TO THAT RIGHT ARM AND APPLYING THAT CROSSFACE AS WELL, THIS IS THE PERFECT SUBMISSION AT THE PERFECT TIME AND WITH SQ’S SIGHT IMPAIRED FROM THE CROSSFACE AND THAT SHOULDER BEING DESTROYED, SQ IS BEING PUT AT SERIOUS ODDS! Jaywalkers sacrifice would be in VEIN if he didn’t make SQ tap!
ETR: You’re so absolutely right Chico, this is RETRIBUTION! This is a sacrifice that only a submission could sanctify and SQ is reaping what he sowed from that ONE, ONE dismal yet costly lapse of focus! And SQ is STILL screaming in pain but oddly enough he has yet to submit!!! Jay is continuing to wrench the hold, as SQ is in such a dire situation but is REFUSING to submit and this could be a very, VERY costly mistake! This is a no-win situation, but he should have submit by now and SQ is REFUSING to! And because of that Jaywalker releases the Regal Stretch which was beautifully applied and CONVERTS THE CROSSFACE INTO A SURFBOARD STRETCH, AS JAY PULLS SQ UP AND JAY FALLS ON HIS BACK AS JAYWALKER APPLIES THE ROMERO SPECIAL SURBOARD STRETCH!!!!!!!!!! THE LEGS LOCKED, THE ARMS BEING PULLED BACK AND SQ BEING HOISTED IN THE AIR, SCREAMING IN SHARP PAIN AS THE REFEREE ASKS AGAIN, AND AGAIN IF SQ WANTS TO QUIT!! AND SQ ISNT RESPONDING, HES ONLY SCREAMING….. AND EVENTUALLY HE NODS HIS HEAD IN SUBMISSION!
*Score = SQ: 1, Jay: 1*
HYC: He finally evens the score. Jay releases the hold, and sits up, crossing his legs and thinking about his next approach. Around 22 minutes on the clock, SQ has basically been tortured for the last 2-3 minutes without reprieve and SQ is rolled on the apron grabbing his right arm… SQ’s strength has been cut down, if SQ is to get another hold it would not be as strong, Jaywalker has cut SQ down to size as he is standing over SQ and delivers a STOMP to the right arm… STOMP to the left leg… STOMP to the right knee… STOMP TO THE FACE, JAYWALKING ALL OVER SQ’S DOWNED BODY, AND FINISHES IT WITH A KNEEDROP TO THE INJURED RIGHT SHOULDER OF SQ!! AND SQ SQURMS IN PAIN AND SHOCK!!! That was so sickening, and SQ is slowly returning to his feet as Jay holds his arms out in a crucificial stance… now he SLAPS BOTH HANDS AROUND SQ’S THROAT, GOING FOR THE CHOKEBOMB!! CHOKEBOMB PIN!!!
ETR: But SQ with both arms smacks away Jays hands, and hits a SIT-OUT JAWBREAKER, as Jay stumbles to the mat and SQ buys himself some time and Jay rushes over to SQ as SQ HITS AN UPPERCUT INTO THE GROIN OF JAYWALKER, AND LIFTS HIM UP… RUNNING POWERSLAMMM… NOPE, OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE, MAKING JAYS BODY SMACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, but instead of hitting a powerslam DROPS JAY JAWFIRST, RIGHT INTO THE EXPOSED MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! Alot like Deja Vu, but Jay is the one truly tasting steel as now we can see Jay’s lip busted wide open, it’s a real gusher… and SQ grabs Jay again LIFTING JAY FOR THE QUALITY DRIVER!!!! SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER!!!!! BUT JAY GETS AN ARM FREE AND ELBOWS SQ DIRECTLY IN HIS HURT SHOULDER! And SQ releases Jay as Jay is on his feet and nails ANOTHER blow into that injured shoulder, grabs the arm and IS ATTEMPTING THE CROSS ARMBREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYC: HE’S GOT IT, SENDING SQ FLIPPING TO THE MAT AND WRENCHING ON THAT RIGHT ARM, BUT SQ WILL BE DAMED IF HE LETS IT GET FURTHER THAN THAT, SQ WITH HIS LEFT ARM TWISTS AND NAILS A SHOT INTO JAY’S MOUTH! JAY IMMEDIATELY LETS GO!
**The timer shows 17:55 left on the clock**
HYC: SQ grabs the legs of Jaywalker TO SWIFTLY APPLY THE TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!!!!! SQ HAS TURNED THIS AROUND IN A HUGE, HUGE WAY AS JAY SIDETRACKED FROM HIS HURT JAW HAS ALLOWED SQ TO DELIVER THE TEXAS CLOVERLEAF AFTER SQ MADE SEVERAL DESPERATE PLOYS TO GET BACK INTO THE MATCH!!! AND HES GOT IT, AS JAY’S FACE IS KISSING THE CANVAS AND THAT HIGHLY ELEVATED SUBMISSION IS BEING APPLIED IN FULL FORCE! AND THE EXPERTISE OF JAY HAS HIM USING HIS LEGS TRYING TO USE HIS LEGSTRENGTH AS BEST AS HE CAN, BUT SQ REFUSES TO LOSE FOOTING!! JAY IS SO DESPERATE NOW BECAUSE SQ IS GROUNDED AND HAS NO LETUP, AND IM SURE JAY REFUSES TO EVER SUBMIT TWICE IN ONE NIGHT BUT SQ IS REALLY ENFORCING IT… SQ NOW DELIVERS A KICK WITH THE TIP OF THE BOOT INTO THE BACK OF JAY’S SKULL WHILE MAINTAINING THE LOCK, AS YOU CAN SEE BLOOD ON THE MAT FROM JAY’S BLEEDING MOUTH! Jaywalker is now trying to wriggle his body like a worm on crack, and with this SQ LOSES FOOTING FOR A SECOND BUT HAS THE HOLD STILL HELD…
ETR: But Jay twists his body and is able to TURN, to hook his right arm in between SQ’s legs… and now JAY ROLLS SQ ONTO HIS BACK AS SQ RELEASES THE LEGLOCK! SQ has lost his balance! SQ is pulled to the ground on his back by Jay and Jay grabs the leg of SQ, pulls it as SQ FLIPS to his front, laying on the mat on his front and JAY STOMPS ON SQ’S HURT SHOULDER WHILE KEEPING A HOLD ON SQ’S LEGS!!! AND JAY GRABS SQ’S OTHER LEG TO NOW APPLY THE INDIAN DEATHLOCK—- ONLY TO CONVERT INTO THE DEATHLOCK STF!!!!!!!! THAT’S SQ’S FINISHER!!!!!!!! Jay is using SQ’S OWN FINISHER AND HAS IT APPLIED AS SQ IS IN HUUUUUUUUGE, HUUUUUUUUUGE TROUBLE! THE PERIL THAT JAY HAS GOTTEN HIMSELF OUT OF BY JUST ONE QUICK INSTANCE IS ASTOUNDING. JAY HAS THINGS IN HIS FAVOR AS SQ IS BEING PSYCHOLOGICALLY RIPPED THE HELL APART, AND SQ TAPS OUT!!! SUPERIOR QUALITY TAPS OUT!!!
*Score = SQ: 1, Jay: 2*
**The timer shows 14:05 left on the clock**
HYC: Jay CONTINUES the hold as the referee pulls Jay off of SQ! Jaywalker knows what he did and this match is over half way over, but the fatigue factors sets in now after all that they’ve put eachother in the past 17 minutes! Jaywalker pulls SQ by his arm into the center of the ring, and STOMPS back on that arm, man this is such punishment that a man shouldn’t have to endure.. Jay has slid out of the ring now, is coming next to our desk and pulls an unoccupied steel chair with one hand, as hes holding his messed up lip with the other… Jay returns to the ring as SQ is sitting up, and Jay KICKS SQ in the face sending SQ back on his back! And Jay opens the flap of the chair, STICKS SQ’S ARM THROUGH IT AND RE-APPLIES THE CROSS ARMBREAKER FROM BEFORE!!!! IT’S ALL LEGAL IN EAW BUT THIS IS SICK, THAT RIGHT ARM THAT HAS BEEN TORTURED AND IS VIRTUALLY USELESS HAS A CHAIR-EQUIPPED CROSS ARMBREAKER LOCKED IN AS JAY IS RENCHING BACK AT THAT ARM LIKE ITS NOBODY’S BUSINESS, JAY IS SMIRKING EVER SO SLYLY WHILE SQ IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! We’ve both competed in this business and we both know, ETR, that there is no preparing yourself whatsoever for brutality like that!
ETR: Absolutely not! SQ is screaming in pain, and is now shifting his body, trying to shift its position as he gets ONE FOOT OVER THE ROPES! And in EAW, any contact with the bottom rope means a ropebreak from pinfall or submission, which is why the ref is forcing Jaywalker away from SQ! Jay could have been well on his way to a 3-1 ruling but now Jay has to release the hold’; he finally does after insubordination! SQ pulls his arm out of the chair as Jay rolls to the apron and is waiting for SQ to return to his feet, as Jay may go for the Springboard Flying Forearm Smash!!! AND SQ IS UP, HOLDING HIS ARM AS JAY SPRINGS OFF AND CONNECTS!!! BUT SQ QUICKLY PICKS UP THE STEEL CHAIR AND SWINGS AT JAY IN MIDAIR, CONNECTING DIRECTLY INTO JAY’S FOREARM!!!! AND JAY IS CLUTCHING HIS FOREARM IN PAIN, SQ SWATTED THAT BIG SHOT AND JAY IS GOING TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
HYC: You’re DAMN RIGHT he will, because SQ heads over to Jay and grabs the both of his arms TO APPLY THE SCISSORED ARMLOCK! IMPORTANT MANEUVER, AS ITS SNAPPED DEAD IN THE RING WITH NO CHANCE OF ESCAPE FOR JAY! BOTH ARMS ARE PULLED BEHIND JAYS HEAD, AS SQ HOLDS THAT SCISSORED ARMLOCK IN TIGHT! And while that armlock is applied, SQ thrusts Jay towards the ring ropes as SQ pulls Jay’s head underneath the 2nd rope! And SQ releases the hold as he seems to be going for something else..
ETR: Jay’s head is under the 2nd rope and now SQ steps onto the apron, hangs his weight on the third highest ring rope and pulls it UNDERNEATH JAY’S THROAT THAT IS UNDER THE 2ND ROPE, CAUSING THE RING ROPES TO MAKE A GUILLOTINE CHOKEHOLD ON JAYWALKER!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS MANIACAL, ABSOLUTELY MANIACAL!! AND THE REF IS TELLING SQ NOT TO DO THIS, BUT SQ IGNORES HIM AS HE HOPS OVER THE ROPES INTO THE RING, PULLS UP JAY’S LEGS AND APPLIES THE ELEVATED TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!!!!! JAY IS TURNING PURPLE, LOOK AT HIS FACE HE IS CHANGING COLOUR AND THE REFEREE IS BEGGING JAY TO SUBMIT! JAY IS TRYING DESPERATELY TO UNTIE HIMSELF FROM THAT CHOKEHOLD BUT NOTHINGS WORKING, SQ HAS CAUGHT JAY IN A DIABOLICAL POSITION AS WE ARE APPROACHING THE 10 MINUTE MARK OF THE CONTEST, AND JAYWALKER WHO HAS BEEN CUT DOWN TO SIZE FINALLY FREES HIMSELF FROM THE GUILLOTINE LOCK OF THE RING ROPES… BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER, BECAUSE SQ DRAGS HIMSELF AND JAY TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND CONTINUES THE TEXAS CLOVERLEAF SUBMISSION AS THE EFFECTIVENESS OF THE ACTUAL SUBMISSION IS WORSENED, AND JAYWALKER BANGS HIS PALMS ON THE MAT! JAY SUBMITS!!!
*Score = SQ: 2, Jay: 2*
**The timer shows 9:11 left on the clock**
HYC: Fatigue has made this match its resting place. Both of these competitors are laid out in this ring, SQ in pure exhaustion, Jay in obliteration. These two guys have unleashed the unthinkable on eachother and the job is still far from over, as the score is only merely evened!
*A moment passes*
Both of these competitors have been laid out for some time as theres eight minutes forty seven seconds, forty six seconds and SQ finally returns to his feet after assumingly resting, and Jaywalker is on his forearms as SQ runs and connects a BASEBALL SLIDE to the side of Jay’s skull, sending his lights back out! SQ hovers over Jay to maneuver an armbar; notice that SQ is using his left arm to lock in Jay’s left arm and is using his right arm to deliver harsh elbows into Jay’s trapped arm! SQ cannot perform an effective submission with the right arm alone! Jay has done his job and has made things that much harder in this sweat dripping nail biting war of the minds! And now Jay with a SURGE gets up from his seated position, gets to a vertical base and SWINGS WILDLY at SQ, but SQ ducks under it and CLIPS THE BACK OF JAY’S KNEE, THE LEFT KNEE WITH HIS OWN INJURED RIGHT SHOULDER! SQ clutches his shoulder in pain after hitting that but now Jay is down and is embracing his knee!
ETR: Rookie mistake! Jay is going to pay for exposing that weakspot as SQ pulls down Jay’s kneepad…. stands over Jay and STOMPS on Jaywalker’s left knee!! Softening it and turning it into a target! As SQ lifts that left leg with his right hand and drops an ELBOW to the knee! He returns to his feet, drops ANOTHER ELBOW to the knee! Returns to his feet, ELBOW to the knee! Returns to his feet, ELBOW, DEAD INTO THE EXPOSED KNEE! Superior Quality taunts to the crowd… and now SQ BEGINS COPYING JAYWALKERS JAYWALK MANEUVER, SENDING STOMPS ALL OVER OPEN AREAS OF JAY’S BODY! AND FINISHES IT WITH A KNEEDROP TO THE SKULL OF JAYWALKER! AND NOW SQ IMMEDIATELY BACKS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, CLIMBS UP TO THE 2ND ROPE…. AND DROPS DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE–NOPE! Jay ROLLS out of the way as SQ thuds both of his arms to the mat and Jay gets back to his feet.. but COLLAPSES as that left knee of his has been neutralized! And now Jay, a dazed, exhausted man who is seeing through tunnel vision looks up at the damaged SQ, who has the steel chair in his hands and SQ MERCILESSLY STARES INTO JAY’S EYES AND SWINGS THE CHAIR DIRECTLY INTO JAY’S SENSITIVE LEFT KNEE! Jay lets out a scream in pain and SQ BASHES THE CHAIR OVER THE BACK OF JAY’S SKULL, LAYING HIM OUT! BUT IT ONLY GETS WORSE, AS SQ LIFTS UP THAT MESSED UP LEFT KNEE AND LOCKS IN A SINGLE LEGGED BOSTON CRAP!!!
HYC: Ligaments are surely being torn from this one as SQ is wrenching all the way back, but Jay after a moment is able to forcibly turn to his back and KICK SQ AWAY FROM HIM! But SQ returns with a STOMP into the midsection of Jay, as SQ lifts up both of Jay’s legs and is GOING FOR THE INDIAN DEATHLOCK!!!! AND HE’S GOT IT, AND IS GOING TO FINISH THE JOB WITH THE DEATHLOCK STF!!!!!! BUT JAY GRABS THE NEARBY STEEL CHAIR AS SQ LOOKS FRIGHTENED AND JAY CRACKS IT OVER SQ’S SKULL!!! Both men fall to their backs now, but the hold is loose and Jay removes his legs… Jay drags himself to the ropes as he pulls himself up with them, barely able to stand and SQ is a groggy mess as Jay approaches SQ… pulls him up noticeably by that hurt right arm and SQ LEAPS BEHIND JAY, LEAPS ONTO HIS BACK, HOLDS THE BODY SCISSORS AND APPLIES THE STANDING DRAGON SLEEPER!!!! JAY WAS CAUGHT OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THAT ONE! AND NORMALLY, JAY WOULD BE ABLE TO SUSTAIN THE DAMAGE BEING DISHED OUT BUT JAY IS AT A WEAKENED STATE AND CAN’T EVEN SUPPORT HIMSELF, AS HE TUMBLES TO THE GROUND AND SUPERIOR QUALITY HAS JAY RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM!!! AND WE HAVE PASSED THE FIVE MINUTE MARK, FOUR MINUTES THIRTY SECONDS LEFT TO GO AS SQ IS AT HIS FINAL DESPERATE ATTEMPT OF SEALING THE VICTORY! JAY IS SLIPPING, HE’S BEING BROUGHT PAST HIS BREAKING POINT, HE’S DONE FOR HE’S DONE FOR HE’S DONE FOR, JAY IS MOTIONING TO TAP…. BUT HE STOPS HIMSELF!
ETR: AND HE DRAGS HIMSELF WITH EVERY OUNCE THAT HE HAS TO LEAP OVER THE BOTTOM ROPE, AS SQ RELEASES THE HOLD AND ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
**The timer shows 3:40 left on the clock**
The time is passing by quicker and quicker as moments fly, we have Jaywalker slumped over the ropes who is struggling to keep consciousness, let ALONE plot how things are going to finish and how he can win the match. Superior Quality is outside on his knees, clutching his shoulder, looking at the ground and panting heavily after I guess dumping all of his reserves into that Dragon Sleeper…
*A moment passes*
HYC: THREE MINUTE WARNING! THREE MINUTES LEFT IN THIS MATCH, this is getting CRUCIAL! As if it hasn’t been crucial all match! SQ rolls back into the ring after looking at the clock and now SQ wraps his legs around the downed Jaywalker again and is going for the LEG-SCISSORED GROUNDED CAMEL CLUTCH… But Jay reaches back and SNAPMARES SQ into the ring, as its no dice! Jay gets back to his feet, falls back to the ropes and SQ seems to have snapped as he runs fullspeed towards Jay to CLOTHESLINE HIM OUT OF THE RING.. BUT JAY COUNTERS WITH A DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER!!! THE BEST SPINBUSTER IN THE GAME, BUT SQ LANDS DIRECTLY ON HIS RIGHT SHOULDER WHICH SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN WHAT JAY HAD IN MIND, AS SQ IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND SQUIRMING ALL OVER THE RING! He tilted that Spinebuster, converted it so that the shoulder would get full damage and now Jay stumbles, not walks, stumbles behind SQ as SQ is writhing in pain and getting back up out of reflex….. OH BOY!!!
ETR: JAY!!!! JAY IS LOOKING FOR THE ABOLISHER!!!!!!!!!!! CROSSFACE CHICKENWING!!!!!! CROSSFACE CHICKENWING!!!! BUT SQ REVERSES WITH AN ARMWHIP/TAKEDOWN, AS JAY HITS THE MAT AND BANGS HIS FIST ON THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION, JAY IS RETURNING BACK UP AS SQ RUNS TOWARDS JAY FOR A SPEAR— DIRECTLY INTO JAY’S BAD LEFT KNEE! And Jay falls to the ground, as SQ lifts up Jay’s leg and is going for the STF!!! MODERN STF, APPLIED IN THE RING AS THERE IS ONLY ONE MINUTE AND THIRTY SECONDS LEFT!!! AND JAY IS TRYING TO CRAWL TO THE APRON!!! JAY IS AT THE EDGE, HE’S GOING TO TAP OUT, HIS HAND IS UP… AND JAY TAPS!!! NO! NO HE DOENS’T! HE DOESN’T TAP, MY MISTAKE, HES MAKING ANOTHER EFFORT TO WILL HIMSELF ON, HE’S BANGING HIS FISTS INTO THE CANVAS AND CLAWING TO THE RING APRON, AND HE MAKES IT THERE!!! AND THE REF TRIES PULLING SQ OFF, BUT SQ REFUSES TO RELEASE, AS JAY CLAWS UNDER NEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE AND IS HALFWAY OUT OF THE RING! But SQ see’s what Jay is doing as Jay turns around on the apron, and SQ stands up and is trying to pull Jay in the ring… but Jay DROPS SQ FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP ROPE!
HYC: SQ turns around as Jay enters the ring and leans back on the turnbuckle… and SQ CHARGES TOWARDS JAY— BUT JAY DODGES OUT OF THE WAY, BEHIND SQ AS SQ HITS THE CORNER, AND JAY FROM BEHING HITS THE TRANSCENSION LARIAT INTO THE BACK OF SQ’S SKULL!! AS SQ HITS THE CORNER HARSHLY, DAMN NEAR BEING SENT OVER THE CORNER TO THE OUTSIDE, BUT JAY WILL NOT ALLOW IT AS JAY GRABS SQ AND APPLIES THE ABOLISHER AGAIN!!!!! CROSSFACE CHICKENWING!!!!!!! THERE ARE ONLY THIRTY SECONDS LEFT!!! TWENTY NINE, TWENTY EIGHT, TWENTY SEVEN, TWENTY SIX, TWENTY FIVE SECONDS LEFT, AS SQ IS REFUSING TO TAP! HE’LL DO ANYTHING BUT IT! JAY IS LITERALLY ON ONE LEG, BUT JAY IS SWINGING SQ AROUND WITH THAT CROSSFACE CHICKENWING HOLD, AND WHAT IS SQ GOING TO USE TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOLD, HIS INJURED RIGHT ARM??? I THINK NOT! FIFTEEN SECONDS LEFT, AND SQ ELBOWS WITH HIS HURT ARM THE SIDE OF JAY’S BODY, AND HITS A HEADBUTT INTO JAY’S FACE! TEN SECONDS LEFT! AS SQ RUNS FULLSPEED TOWARDS JAY…… BUT JAYWALKER SPINS BEHIND SUPERIOR QUALITY AND LIFTS HIM UP FOR THE TORTURE RAAAACK!!!!!!! HE HAS HIM!!!!!!! FIIIVE! FOOOOUR!!! THREE!!!!! TWOOO!!! OONNNEE!!!! ..
**SQ taps out**
( BUZZ!!!!!! )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! ) ..
*Jay immediately releases the torture rack and falls to the mat, and SQ falls lifelessly off of Jay’s shoulders to the ground*
Ring Announcer: Here is your winneeeerr… JAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYWALKEEEEEERRRRR!!
( ‘Play for Keeps’ – BOB hits )
*Score = SQ: 2, Jay: 3*
ETR: Jaywalker wins! This emotional rollercoaster comes to an end!!!
*The referee helps Jaywalker up and raises his hand, as Jay steps onto the apron, down to the ringside and stumbles favoring his knee but eventually walks up the ramp without turning back*
HYC: That was easily the best submission match I’ve ever seen, and overall one hell of a contest that will be almost an impossible act to follow!
ETR: You’re tellin me, I watched the whole thing! And if you watched it, you saw what we meant when we called this a battle of the mind, because that’s what it WAS as the mind was tested both in quickness and resiliency! All doubt HAD to be removed and it looked like frustration would have gotten the best of Jaywalker! But the quickest thinker won, and at the final moment Jaywalker was that guy!
HYC: So many moments and so much innovation was put into this… and though Jaywalker isn’t sticking around to celebrate, he is limping up that ramp a proud winner and perhaps the greatest wrestling mind of all time. UNDEFEATED since returning, ladies and gentlemen. You don’t have to like it, but you have to respect him.
( Dynasty and Showdown Recaps )
( Highlights of WHC Triple Threat plays )
( Dark Demon is seen walking down the aisle towards the entrance ramp )
( Jaywalker appears in the hallway and slowly walks up to Dark Demon )
Jaywalker: ( Grinning ) Swerve.
( Jaywalker does the Swerve taunt by Demon keeps walking by )
( Dark Demon is seen looking down as he starts warming up )
( House of Glass DVD Promo )
( Ding Ding Ding )
Ring Announcer: The following match is your main event… AND IT IS FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
( Everythang’s Corrupt rings through the arena as Robbie V comes jogging out in a silver and blue attire, and then sprints down to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, a challenger, from Las Vegas, Nevada… Weighing in at 237 pounds… SEKAIICHI, ROBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE V!
ETR: This man has gone through a lot since his impacting return at House of Glass. He has taken down pieces of competition, and battled the World Heavyweight Champion to a brittle stop… But he also took bleach to his eyes and a 20 foot fall… Nonetheless, it look’s like he’s out here ready to fight!
( Come as You Are plays as Diamond Cage comes wandering out through the crowd with a blank face, although sporting some white and yellow tights )
Ring Announcer: And another challenger, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 225 pounds… DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAMONDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD CCCCCCAGGEEEEE!!!
HYC: Oh wee! Quite a few weeks ago he returned from suspension, but with a new attitude… He is a walking and real life Frankenstein almost, and inside the ring he’s a complete psychopath and maniac! He has spit, bashed open, bit, and basically killed countless numbers of men night after night.
( Threat by Jay Z blares as Dark Demon walks out in a white attire with a lion across his buttocks, holding the World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder )
Ring Announcer: And the champion, from Galway, Ireland, weighing in at 225 pounds… HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, DARKKKKKKKKKKKKKK DDDDEMMOOOONNNN!!!
ETR: We don’t have to give a speech about him, because he’s exactly what he has always been, a great champion. We have witnessed him defend this title successfully FPV after FPV, and he still has not fallen off. He continues with the great admiration he has always had for this blood-sport, but he still keeps fighting. This will probably be one of his hardest challenges to date, though.
( Ding Ding Ding )
HYC: And to no utter surprise, Robbie and Cage go charging at the World Champion! Robbie is unleashing brutal fists all over his face, and Cage comes out of no where with a brute-kick to his gut! Dark Demon is bent over as both men are hammering down on his spine, Robbie tells something to Cage… AND CAGE AND ROBBIE WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX ON DARK DEMON! Robbie is telling something else to Cage… BUT CAGE KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! If you expected an alliance with Cage, you’re far from smart. Diamond Cage starts hammering down elbows to his spine, and he quickly pulls him up, whips him into the ropes… AND ROBBIE V COMES OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK! Cage falls against the ropes, and Robbie goes chargin—DARK DEMON GRABS ROBBIE’S FOOT AS HE FALLS FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT! AND DIAMOND CAGE RUNS FORWARD WITH AN ELBOW DROP! Diamond Cage pops immediately back up to his feet, and he starts stomping viciously all over Robbie V’s shoulder! Robbie is groaning in pain, and Dark Demon grabs his other arm and quickly starts wrenching back on his elbow… BUT DIAMOND CAGE HITS A PUNT KICK TO DARK DEMON’S SKULL! Demon tumbles back and is leaning on the middle the rope… DIAMOND CAGE CHARGES! BUT DARK DEMON DROPS THE MIDDLE ROPE AND DIAMOND CAGE’S LEG JUST FLEW OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE, OUCH! Dark Demon is laughing like a maniac, and he quickly grabs Cage… AND SENDS HIM DOWN WITH A NECKBREAKER!
ETR: Robbie V is back to his feet, and he quickly comes up to Dark Demon and starts ripping out some left and right forearms! Dark Demon isn’t going to take it, and he starts reacting with roundhouses to the ribcage of Robbie V, and Robbie is right back into the offense as he delivers two hard chest chops, and a spinning heel kick that lands hard into Dark Demon’s gut! Robbie V goes running off the ropes… AND DARK DEMON WITH A BACK BODY DROP! BUT ROBBIE V LANDS ON THE APRON AND HE GRIPS THE TOP ROPE… AND HE HITS AN AMAZING CROSSBODY! BUT DARK DEMON CATCHES ROBBIE V… He’s carrying him around the ring… AND OUT OF NO WHERE, DIAMOND CAGE GOES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES DARK DEMON WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Robbie V and Dark Demon is gassed out down on the mat, and Diamond Cage rolls out of the ring and he quickly snatches a chair from under the ring… He rolls back in, and he is spending some time trying to wedge it between the middle and top turnbuckles… He is on one knee trying to get it wedged in nice and tigh—ROBBIE V COMES OUT OF NO WHERE AND HITS A DROPKICK, DRIVING DIAMOND CAGE’S SKULL HARD INTO THE CHAIR! Robbie V understands exactly what is going on, and he quickly grabs the chair and spins around, smashing it into the running Dark Demon! Robbie V understands how much of an engine Dark Demon has running inside of him, and early attacks may ware him down, hence him slamming this chair into the champion repeatedly.
HYC: Robbie V is continuing this attack here, and he finishes it off with one last smash into Demon’s face! He sets the chair up on Dark Demon’s face… He starts to climb to the top turnbuckle… HE IS LOOKING FOR A DOUBLE LEG DROP FROM THE TOP! BUT DIAMOND CAGE GETS UP ON THE SECOND ROPE, AND REELS OUT A HUGE UPPERCUT! Robbie V is slightly groggy here… AND DIAMOND CAGE QUICKLY HOOKS HIM IN FOR A SUPERPLEX! Robbie V is refusing, as he starts sending in some knees to Diamond Cage’s gut, and after minutes of failing to get back in control, Diamond Cage bites him in the shoulder! Robbie V let’s out a very appropriate squeal, and Diamond Cage hooks him in once more… AND HE’S GOING FOR THE SUPERPLE—DARK DEMON IS UP AND HE SETS CAGE UP ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND POWERBOMBS HIM! THE TOWER OF DOOM STYLED MOVE! The champion is very intelligent, as he should be, but right now he is out of breath… The champion quickly rolls out of the ring, and tosses up the apron… He quickly pulls out a garbage can full of goodies, and he tosses it into the ring… AND HE PULLS OUT A TABLE! Dark Demon quickly whips the table into the ring, and he rolls into the ring himself… He opens the garbage can and he pulls out a kendo stick! He is rubbing his hand up and down it, and he starts to take aim… AND HE CRACKS IT OVER THE BACK OF ROBBIE V! THE KENDO STICK BREAKS ON ITS FIRST STRIKE! Now that’s a weak stick, or a powerful hit…. Or probably both.
ETR: Dark Demon is far from over here as he grabs a baseball bat, and he swings down hard on the kneecap of Diamond Cage! He keeps striking over and over, and he eventually goes over… AND HE LOCKS IN A SINGLE LEGGED BOSTON CRAB! He is wrenching back on the weak knee of Diamond Cage, he is pulling with all his force! Dark Demon is screaming now, as he wrenches back farther and farther… AND ROBBIE V COMES UP BEHIND HIM, AND QUICKLY LOCKS IN A SLEEPER HOLD! Dark Demon isn’t fading yet, but his grip is loosening on Diamond Cage… Robbie V is squeezing very, very, very hard! Dark Demon is actually fading now, and Diamond Cage pulls himself out of his grip and starts to crawl away, but now Robbie V is nearly killing Dark Demon! Dark Demon may have an engine of a locomotive train, but no man can deal with no blood flow to the head… OH MY GOD! OUT OF NO WHERE DIAMOND CAGE HITS A LARIAT FROM BEHIND ROBBIE V, AND QUICKLY TRANSITIONS IT INTO A CRIPPLER CROSSFACE! DIAMOND CAGE HAS IT, THIS COULD BE HIS OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME A WORLD CHAMPION! HE IS WRENCHING BACK SO POWERFULLY HARD, AND ROBBIE V CAN’T MOVE ANYWHERE, THIS IS A WORSE CASE SCENARIO HERE… DIAMOND CAGE IS PROBABLY SECONDS AWAY FROM WINNING, BUT ROBBIE V ISN’T TAPPING, HE WON’T LET IT HAPPEN! Robbie V is just starting to fade away, just as he was making Dark Demon doing… Robbie V is in a load of pain here, but it isn’t making him tap…
HYC: WAIT! DARK DEMON OUT OF NO WHERE JUST SMASHED A GARBAGE CAN OVER THE SKULL OF DIAMOND CAGE! Dark Demon must have knew his championship was in risk, and now he’s in his oh-so common second gear! He is smashing that garbage can down repeatedly all over the body of Diamond Cage, and Robbie V rolls out of the ring… Dark Demon starts unfolding the table, and he sets it up in the middle of the ring… He quickly grabs a bag he had gotten from the garbage can… AND HE DUMPS OUT A MIXTURE OF NAILS, GLASS, AND TACS ALL OVER THE TABLE! Whoever goes through that, might as well be dead! Dark Demon is starting to laugh like a maniac, and he lifts up Diamond Cage… AND DIAMOND CAGE TRIES TO COME OUT OF NO WHERE WITH AN UPPERCUT, BUT DARK DEMON IS NOT EFFECTED… AND OUT OF NO WHERE, HE HITS A HANGMANS ELBOW! Dark Demon wasn’t expecting to hit such a vital move so early, but he drops to the mat and hooks Diamond Cage’s leg!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ANDDDDDD
KICKOUTTTTTT!!
ETR: DIAMOND CAGE KICKED OUT! SOMEHOW! Dark Demon is completely enraged as he picks up Diamond Cage and tosses him into a corner! He starts unleashing these nasty forearms, elbows, punches, and now he is driving his shoulder into his gut repeatedly! Dark Demon backs up a few steps… BUT LOOK! ROBBIE V GOES SPRINGBOARD AND HE’S LOOKING FOR A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE SMASH! BUT OUT OF NO WHERE, DARK DEMON HITS A STUNNING MID-AIR BICYCLE KICK! Dark Demon is stroking his hair backwards, and he quickly grabs Robbie V and pulls him up between his legs… HE HURLS HIM INTO THE AIR FOR A POWERBOMB! AND HE POWERBOMBS HIM THROUGH THE TABLE WITH GLASS, TACS, AND NAILS… OH MY GOD, ROBBIE V IS A BLOODY MESS! HIS BACK AND CHEST ARE JUST FLOODING WITH BLOOD… BUT WHAT THE DEAR LORD? ROBBIE V HAS DARK DEMON IN A TRIANGLE CHOKE! ROBBIE V MUST BE IN A LOAD OF PAIN, BUT HE ISN’T LETTING DARK DEMON GET OUT THAT EASILY! Robbie V is squeezing with all power he has, and Dark Demon is squirming, trying to escape… Oh my Lord… This is outstanding as Dark Demon starts to lift Robbie V back up into the air… AND HE POWERBOMBS HIM DOWN AGAIN, BUT ROBBIE V RELEASES THIS TIME! Dark Demon stands up again, and he has blood trickling from the corner of his mouth—OUT OF NO WHERE DIAMOND CAGE JUST SMASHED A BOTTLE OVER DARK DEMON’S SKULL! Dark Demon falls back against the ropes, on the bridge of unconsciousness… BUT DARK DEMON COMES OUT OF NO WHERE WITH A ROLLING ELBOW! CAGE STUMBLES BACK… ROBBIE V QUICKLY SNATCHES IN A ROLL UP ON CAGE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!
HYC: BUT DARK DEMON IS THERE TO BREAK IT UP AS HE KICKS ROBBIE V HARD INTO THE GUT! Dark Demon pulls Robbie V to his feet, and he hooks him into a suplex position.. He hoists him into the air… BUT DROPS HIM WITH A DDT! What an innovative move there, and he quickly goes over to Diamond Cage, and he grabs his feet… IRISH CLOVERLEAF! DARK DEMON HAS ANOTHER SUBMISSION MANEUVER LOCKED IN, AND HE IS WRENCHING BACK WITH ALL THE FORCE HE HAS! Diamond Cage is probably at his weakest here, but he isn’t tapping yet… ROBBIE V OUT OF NO WHERE SHOUTS ”DELETE” AND HITS A VAN DAMINATOR ON DARK DEMON! HE JUST HIT HIS FINISHING MOVE ON THE CHAMPION, AND HE GOES OVER TO PIN HIM! BUT DIAMOND CAGE POPS UP AND TACKLES HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER! HE STARTS UNLEASHING BRUTAL RIGHT HANDS ALL OVER ROBBIE V! Diamond Cage backs up… AND HE CHARGES AGAIN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! He backs up again as he taunts Robbie V to come at him, but Robbie is laying back in the corner… DIAMOND CAGE CHARGES AT ROBBIE V! BUT ROBBIE V HOPS OUT OF THE WAY, AND HE GRIPS DIAMOND CAGE’S WAIST… AND HITS A GLORIOUS GERMAN SUPLEX! He rolls back to his feet again… AND HITS ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX ON CAGE!… Robbie V gets back to his feet again… HAT TRICK! THE THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AS CAGE THUDS TO THE MAT!
ETR: Robbie V is in complete control here, and he isn’t going to stop. He picks Diamond Cage up and starts unleashing all kinds of roundhouses… AND HE SNAPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT, AND HE STARTS DRIVING HIS KNEE INTO THE MIDDLE OF HIS SPINE! He wrenches that move back for quite a while, and now he moves upward and has him in a reverse side headlock… He lifts him up in the air as he starts marching around… AND HE TRANSITIONS IT INTO A PILEDRIVER, RIGHT INTO THE GLASS AND NAILS! Diamond Cage’s skull is cut wide open here folks, and he is bleeding like a pig! Robbie V getting to his feet hre… AND DARK DEMON COMES CHARGING FROM BEHIN—ROBBIE V WITH ANOTHER DELETE! HE JUST NAILED THE CHAMPION RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES! Robbie V is wasting absolutely no time here as he rolls out of the ring and pulls out a ladder… He sets it up outside the ring and he starts climbing to the top… ROB-BIE-V! HE GOES FOR A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH ON DARK DEMON! AND… DARK DEMON HAD HIS KNEES UP! ROBBIE V POPS UP HOLDING HIS GUT, AND DEMON GOES OVER… HANGMANS ELBOW CONNECTS! DARK DEMON HOOKS THE LEG OF ROBBIE V, AND DIAMOND CAGE IS STILL KNOCKED OUT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE—ROBBIE KICKS OUT AGAIN!
HYC: These men are fighting with all their life for this title, and every one of them wants to win just as much as the other. I don’t know who will win this at this point… This is just purely a flip of a three sided coin here… Dark Demon gets back to his feet as he grabs Robbie V and pulls him up to his feet, and he starts unleashing some brutal right hands… Robbie eventually falls back into the corner as Dark Demon starts smacking some chest chops into the champion, mirroring The Heart Break Boy before our eyes… Dark Demon is taking a noticeable edge over Robbie, but Robbie V starts coming out of no where with powerful left and rights, and he spins around with an elbow to his head, a knee to his gut… PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK FROM ROBBIE V! Robbie V is taking back control here as he starts bashing some powerful forearms into his face, and… ROUNDHOUSE OUT OF NO WHERE! Dark Demon is getting mad and he charges.. AND ROBBIE V WITH A LEAPING REVERSE STO! Robbie V rolls out of the ring and he grabs the ladder he previously set up and he tosses it into the ring… He rolls into the ring and grabs Diamond Cage… AND HE IS LOOKING FOR A BODYSLAM ONTO THE STEEL CHAIR! BUT DIAMOND CAGE FRONTFLIPS AND HITS A STUNNER! Robbie V grips his jaw as he pops back into the corner, coughing up vicious amounts of blood… And Diamond Cage goes over and grabs the champion by his hair… AND HE TOSSES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! Diamond Cage rolls out of the ring as he starts driving some nasty kicks into his ribcage… Diamond Cage pulls Dark Demon to his feet… AND FLATTENS HIM AGAIN WITH A NASTY UPPERCUT!
ETR: Diamond Cage pulls him up again and starts sending some gnarly roundhouses to his sides, and now Diamond Cage is hammering down fists upon fists to the top of Dark Demon’s skull… Demon falls to one knee… AND DIAMOND CAGE DRIVES A POWERFUL KNEE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! Demon falls to the padding, and he has blood tripping down the side of his mouth… Diamond Cage pulls Dark Demon to his feet and he drags him over to the announce table here… AND HE TOSSES DARK DEMON ON TOP OF IT! Diamond Cage himself climbs up on the announce table, and he pulls Dark Demon to his feet… He pulls him between his legs… OH MY LORD! DIAMOND CAGE WITH A PILEDRIVER THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! DARK DEMON IS NOT MOVING AT ALL FOLKS! DARK DEMON, THE CHAMPION, IS OUT LIKE A LIGHTBULB! Diamond Cage very slowly gets to his knees, and regains balance as he gets to his feet… Dark Demon may be out, but Diamond Cage is running into the ring! He slides in, but Robbie is up and he quickly charges at Cage! They are both exhibiting such skill with precise punches and kicks, and out of no where Cage tackles him into the corner! He starts hammering his elbow into Robbie’s shoulder repeatedly… Diamond Cage is very far from tired here as he starts stomping all over Robbie’s inner thigh, and he pulls Robbie to his feet… He hooks him in… AND HITS AN AMAZING FALLAWAY SUPLEX SLAM!
HYC: Diamond Cage grabs the ladder and he lays it against the top rope… What?!?! DARK DEMON IS ON HIS FEET! HE LEANING AGAINST THE BARRICADE, VERY WINDED! Diamond Cage understands completely what is going on as he backs up… AND HE RUNS UP THE SLANTED LADDER… AND GOES FOR A SENTON ON DARK DEMON! AND THE SENTON CONNEC—DARK DEMON SIDE STEPS IT! AND DIAMOND CAGE JUST BROKE RIGHT THROUGH THE BARRICADE! OH MY GOD!!! Dark Demon quickly gets to his feet again as he looks over Diamond Cag— ROBBIE V RUNS OFF THE LADDER AND LEAPS AT DARK DEMON FOR A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE! BUT DARK DEMON SIDE STEPS IT YET AGAIN! OH MY LORD… HOW? ROBBIE V JUST TRANSITIONED INTO A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH MID AIR, AND HE HITS IT GLORIOIUSLY ON DIAMOND CAGE! THIS IS JUST A PURE, UTTER MIND BLOWING MATCH HERE FOLKS! Robbie V is slowly getting up,and he is holding his gut… BUT DARK DEMON COMES UP BEHIND HIM, AND PULLS HIM BACK WITH ANOTHER GREAT GERMAN SUPLEX! Dark Demon rolls over to his knees, and he quickly grabs a steel chair from the announce table area… He goes over to Robbie V… AND HE STARTS SMASHING THE STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS LEGS REPEATEDLY! HE IS SLAMMING THE CHAIR OVER AND OVER AGAIN! He opens it up and slides it over Robbie V’s ankle… AND HE GOES TO STOMP ON IT! BUT ROBBIE V ROLLS OVER, AND HE KICKS THE STEEL CHAIR INTO DARK DEMON’S LEG! Demon falls to the mat and he is groaning in pain…
ETR: Robbie V gets to his feet as he tosses the steel chair into the ring, and he grabs Dark Demon and pulls him into the ring! He quickly grabs Dark Demon… AND HE IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER! BUT DARK DEMON REVERSES AND SENDS ROBBIE V INTO THE CORNER! Dark Demon charges with all his force… AND ROBBIE V LEAPS OUT OF THE WAY, AND DARK DEMON LANDS IN THE CORNER! Robbie V quickly grabs the steel chair and he tosses it to Demon… DEMON CATCHES IT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE… OH NO… AND ROBBIE V GOES FOR THE DELETE! THE VAN DAMINATOR… MISSES! DARK DEMON MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AS ROBBIE LANDS, AND DARK DEMON TOSSES THE CHAIR TO ROBBIE… ROBBIE CATCHES RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FACE… AND DARK DEMON HITS A ROLLING ELBOW INTO THE STEEL CHAIR! ROBBIE V FALLS TO THE MAT, BLOOD POURING OUT OF HIS NOSE… AND DARK DEMON HOOKS THE LEG!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( Ding Ding Ding )
( Threat by Jay Z plays as Demon sits into the corner, tired but grinning )
Ring Announcer: AND YOUR WINNER! AND STILL EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… DARKKKK DEEMMONNN!!
ETR: Folks… We have just witnessed Dark Demon retain his title… This was an absolutely great match, and had the crowd going bonkers at some points!
HYC: We can’t say it enough when we say that Dark Demon is the legitimate deal here in EAW. He has gone through opponents like a lawn mower, and he is far from beatable.
ETR: Well representing E.G.O. tonight, Cleopatra won, Jaywalker won, and Dark Demon won. This is an outstanding group of extremists in this company, and the energy in this building is intense. We have a champion for another month… But once Road To Redemption comes along, Dark Demon will be defending against five men…
HYC: This has been Justified Reckoning folks, and we thank you for witnessing it all with us.
( Camera fades from Dark Demon smiling with the World Heavyweight Championship in his lap to black )
( EAW logo buzzes )
