(EAW Intro plays.)
Narrator: In the land of the Elite… since the era of the Extreme…
(Several flashes rush by showing the Glass Wallz structure)
Narrator: One thing is synonymous with pain…
(Mr. DEDEDE is seen pouring a pile of glass shards onto the ring mat. He grabs up a brutalized Zack Crash before hitting a reverse STO to drive Crash face first into the glass)
Narrator: One contest of gladiators so violent…
(A bloody Colin Kaline grabs Prince of Phenomenal and slams him back through the glass wall of the structure and snapping a ladder in half on the outside as he crashes into it.)
Narrator: …so high risk… so breathtaking…
(Alexander Da Vinci grabs RRS by the back of the neck and hurls him from the top of the Glass Wallz structure, down over twenty feet through a table covered in broken glass.)
Narrator: That it was cast away as too inhumane to ever occur again…
(The door to the structure is slammed shut.)
Narrator: But now after two long years…
(We see a single frame of TLA’s face followed by a single frame of Impact’s face.)
Narrator: The demonic structure makes it’s inevitable return…
(We get a full panning shot of the Glass Wallz and Red Wallz structures.)
Narrator: …to test a brand new era of warriors…
(We see flashing clips of Kassidy Heart, Drake King, Darcy May Morgan, The Visual Prophet, and Jenny Cien.)
Narrator: For those seeking to break through into greatness…
(Jenny Cien holds up the New Breed Championship as Aniyah Mitchell and Archimedes J. Manson both confront her.)
Narrator: Or those on the path to redemption…
(Flashes of Darcy May Morgan and Osamu Arcichida’s rivalry plays.)
Narrator: Seeking to reclaim what once was…
(We see an old clip of Justin Windgate with the National Extreme Championship before flashing to him challenging Lethal Consequences for the modern day National Elite Championship.)
Narrator: What was once the upstart has now become the established, and now must defy those who stand where they once did…
(The Red Wallz Structure pans by and in the glass we see the clips of the brawls between Drake King and Cage.)
Narrator: Or even those seeking simply to prove a point…
(A thousand shards of glass fall in front of the camera and in each one we see clips of the attacks between Kassidy Heart and The Visual Prophet.)
Narrator: But no matter your purpose or path… all roads have an end…
(The Glass Wallz structure is seen and in its glass we see clips of TLA pinning Darkane at Battle of Egypt, then of Impact voiding and restarting the match before Sienna Jade returned and Impact low blowed TLA to steal the win. We then see TLA stepping out to challenge Impact.)
Narrator: And when the time comes and you reach that end… when you look up from inside this House of Glass…
(Screen cuts to black.)
…will you be torn to pieces…
…or will you rise up and smash through the ceiling?
(The sounds of shattering glass echoes through.)
(“Back Up” by The Seige plays as we open to a packed crowd inside of the Mexico City Arena. The fans are going absolutely wild as they cheer so loud almost nothing can be heard.)
SCREENBAR — SOLD OUT
(We then get a closer look at the fans as the camera pans across the ringside seats. Everyone is ready for the action to come and we see gear featuring various elitists but predominantly TLA merchandise seen throughout the arena. The camera then pans over to see Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer at the commentary desk.)
Stew-O: WE ARE LIVE FROM MEXICO CITY! Hello everyone watching at home, Stew-O here and I’m joined as ever by my broadcast partners, Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer. For the first time in two years, the barbaric stipulations surrounding the history of this event are being brought back to light! Ladies and gentlemen… THIS IS HOUSE OF GLASS!!!
Flannery McCoy: Right you are, Stew! We have an insane amount of action tonight and word is our usual amount of stand-by ambulances has been doubled for tonight! Every single match involves some type of glass stipulation! And our main event features the return of the match that birthed this very show concept as TLA seeks retribution against Impact inside of Glass Wallz with Sienna Jade as the guest referee! The World Heavyweight Championship, the Gawd Contract, and their general health and well-being will all be on the line here tonight!
Jake Mercer: I haven’t seen an event like this since the Razorwire Roundup in Hillbilly Wrestling Alliance ten years ago! Darcy May Morgan, the dropkick darling, going against Osamu Arcichida, the Orchestrator himself, and it’ll be a glass ropes match! Not to mention the most fabulous Glass Shardz match of all time as Kassidy Heart will face the Visual Prophet in what promises to be a bloody and personal battle! Then in the return of the ever brutal Red Wallz match, this ongoing grudge between Drake King and Cage seeks some kind of conclusion as the King takes on Explicit Content one more time!
Stew-O: And as Flannery already alluded to the World Heavyweight Championship, other titles will also be on the line! The National Elite Championship, or National Extreme Championship depending on who you ask, is going to be on the line as Lethal Consequences defends for the first time against Justin Windgate in a Glass Tables match! And the New Breed Championship is also on the line in an exclusive Glass Weapons match as Jenny Cien defends against Aniyah Mitchell and the man arguably responsible for the way Jenny claimed the title in Divide and Conquer, Archimedes J. Manson!
Flannery McCoy: All of this, right here on this one night!
Jake Mercer: Are we ready? Is it time?
Stew-O: I think we are, Jake. Let’s throw to Stephie Love to get the action started here tonight!
Stephie Love: This opening bout is scheduled for
Crowd: UNA CAIDA!!!
Stephie Love: And it is a GLASS TABLES MATCH FOR THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(“El Diablo” by Machine Gun Kelly blasts out the speakers as the fans in attendance rise to their feet. Smoke fills the stage up before appearing through the cloud is Justin Windgate himself. The fans go crazy as, in his hands, Justin is holding a glass object and a lighter as well.)
Stephie Love: Entering first, the challenger…hailing from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 230 pounds…he is THE XTREME CLASSIC…JUUUUUUUSTIN WIIIIINDDDDGAAAATE!!!
Stew-O: Here’s a fun fact: the very first match to ever be competed in at this event was for the National Extreme Championship and here we are once again! Speaking of history, Justin Windgate made an unexpected return to EAW after 8 long years! For context, he disappeared before House of Glass was even a concept as it was introduced later in the year of 2011. It’s only right that we start off the return of this historic event with two VETERANS. A win tonight for Justin however could turn him into a legend! He’s showing up here tonight at House of Glass with a lot of momentum that has been built ever since he returned to EAW. Justin has had some very important wins and great performances each and every week and is looking to turn it all into a win here against Lethal Consequences.
Flannery McCoy: Three straight wins for Justin, including defeating the champion alongside Darcy May Morgan in a tag team match has shown he is capable of knocking off LC. But, this Glass Tables match is one that will end with either man going through and table and it’s so many things to factor in on who has the advantage.
Jake Mercer: I think very HIGHLY of both Justin and LC. I HIGHLY expect both men to SMOKE this match up.
Flannery McCoy: Speaking of smoking, Justin Windgate is lighting that glass object up on stage.
Jake Mercer: That’s not just any glass object…it’s a BONG! That’s a very huge, see through Bong with the initials “XC” on it!
(Justin takes a big toke before letting out smoke and posing on stage. Justin raises the bong high as the fans continue to scream for him. Windgate skips down the ramp before walking to the barricade and high fiving a few fans. Afterwards, Justin rolls under the bottom rope and hops to his feet quickly. Justin surveys the crowd and looks ringside to see several glass tables lining the outside as he wipes his face and realizes the danger he has to go through for a chance to be National Elite champion.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…
(“Friend vs Friend” by Company Flow begins to play as the entire arena begins to boo.)
Stephie Love: On his way to the ring…accompanied by Lindsey Kingsley…hailing from Oakland, California…weighing in at 230 pounds…THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION…LEEEETHAL CONNNNNNSEQUENCESSSSSS!!!
(Out walks Lethal Consequences with Lindsey Kingsley by his side and his National Elite Championship around his waist. Lindsey has her hands behind her back as she smiles and LC mean mugs the crowd and points at Justin from the stage.)
Stew-O: LC lost to Impact at Operation: Doomsday and was banished from challenging him again for his World Heavyweight championship. Ever the adapter, LC took aim at Jack Ripley and defeated him for his National Elite championship after an elaborate screw job by him and Lindsey Kingsley!
Jake Mercer: One that involved Lindsey convincing the world she was lied to and tricked into make a sextape with LC under the notion that she was supposedly going to sleep with Jack Ripley! It was arguably the best storyline this season!
Flannery McCoy: Sounds like a dumbass would think that was good. Anyway…
Jake Mercer: Fuck you Flan…
Flannery McCoy: LC has captured the National Elite championship and renamed it the National EXTREME championship, looking to take the belt and EAW back to a time where LC thrived most. Not to say he hasn’t been great now but it’s clear nostalgia keeps a grip on LC.
Stew-O: Speaking of grips, Lindsey reveals what was behind her back and…she is gripping…ANOTHER BONG! LC points at Justin and shakes his head as he screams out at him.
Lethal Consequences (off mic): Ya bitch. You got baby lungs. Let big ol’ LC show you how we do that Cali kush. :dave:
Jake Mercer: LC TAKES A BIG TOKE NOW! HE BLOWS SMOKE AND…OH NO…LC STARTS COUGHING! Justin is laughing as Lindsey wipes the smoke out of her face. LC tried to one up his opponent and now he is being laughed at by the crowd here!
(LC takes his belt off and shakes his head. Lethal begins sprinting to the ring as Justin stops laughing and clutches his bong.)
Stew-O: LC is sliding in the ring and quickly gets to his feet with his custom bong in his hand. Justin sees this and SWINGS HIS BONG AT LC! Lethal ducks! Windgate turns as Lethal swings his bong right for his stomach and Justin jumps backwards. LC raises his bong high in the air and slams it towards Justin’s head but XC quickly side steps it. Justin leans against the ropes as Lethal charges with the bong above his head again and
Jake Mercer: Kick to the gut by Justin as LC bends forward. Justin raises his bong high above his head now and LC RAMS HIS SHOULDER INTO WINDGATES RIBS AS BOTH MEN ARE BENDING FORWARD! Lethal begins to back up before standing up right. Justin lifts his head up and is standing up as well. Both men are clutching their smoking devices in their hands as EAW’s Cheech and Chong clutch their weed paraphernalia like swords!
Stew-O: BOTH MEN CHARGE TOWARDS CENTER OF THE RING AND SWING BONGS AT EACH OTHER!
Flannery McCoy: Glass goes flying all over the ring as both men swing their bongs and hit them together! Glass begins to riddle the ring as Justin and LC look at the mess they made with their red eyes.
Stew-O: LC snarls before rushing Justin and latching onto him with his arms. Lethal goes for a headlock but Justin slips out and is behind him. Lethal turns and knife edge chop makes a thunderous clap to LC’s chest. Justin winds back up and throws another chop as Lethal begins to backup and away from the pile of glass in the middle of the ring. Justin grabs Lethal’s wrist and Irish whips him to the ropes as LC’s feet crush more glass in the center of the mat. LC bounces off the ropes and comes back and Justin SCOOPS HIM UP IN THE AIR!
Flannery McCoy: JUSTIN HAS LC UP FOR A SCOOP SLAM RIGHT ON THAT BROKEN GLASS AS…ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY LETHAL AS HE QUICKLY SLIDES OFF JUSTIN AND GETS BEHIND HIM! Windgate tried to turn and swing a wild punch at LC but LC SCOOPS HIM UP NOW! LETHAL HAS JUSTIN IN THE AIR AS WINDGATE KICKS HIS LEGS REPEATEDLY TO FREE HIMSELF!
Jake Mercer: This is Chekhov’s gun right here! Somebody is going into that pile of glass and weed!
Stew-O: Justin keeps kicking…and he…KICKS HIMSELF OFF LC’S shoulders and is behind Lehh th al now! Justin turns Lethal around and KICK TO THE GUT BY XC! Justin has Lethal in a piledriver position as he goes and YES! Justin has Lethal up for a powerbomb as he carries the champ right towards that glass pile! Justin is trying to…
Flannery McCoy: Punch by LC! Another punch by LC! LC TAKES HIS THUMPS AND JABS JUSTIN WINDGATE IN BOTH EYES AS JUSTIN IS FORCED TO LET LETHAL GO AND BACKS AWAY FROM THE CENTER OF THE RING! Lethal lands on his feet just short of that pile of glass as Lindsey Kingsley screams for Lethal to attack. LC HITS JUSTIN WITH A STIFF EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT SNAPS HIS HEAD BACK! ANOTHER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AS WINDGATE IS EATING THOSE BICEPS TO THE NECK AND UPPER CHEST!
Stew-O: Lethal winds back and HE THROWS A KNIFE EDGE CHOP…
Flannery McCoy: NO!!!
Jake Mercer: Justin Windgate ducks and runs under LC’s arm and gets back in the middle of the ring! LC quickly turns around and charges his challenger once again as he runs towards Windgate and
Flannery McCoy: HIP TOSS BY JUSTIN WINDGATE!
Lethal Consequences (off mic): MY GOD MY FUCKING BAAAAAAACK!!!
Stew-O: HIP TOSS RIGHT INTO THAT PILE OF GLASS! THE BROKEN BONGS HAVE BEEN IMPLANTED INTO THE SPINE OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AS HE ROLLS ON THE MAT SCREAMING! SHARDS OFF GLASS PIERCES HIS SKIN AND BLOOD INSTANTLY BEINGS TO DRIP OFF HIS BACK INTO THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: Justin wipes his lips with his wrist as he gathers his breath! Jesus Christ that was a gnarly counter by Windgate! Lindsey Kingsley covers her eyes as the crowd is losing its composure at another glass stabbing this evening!
Jake Mercer: Not gonna lie, our medical staff has to be the goat for having to work tonight!
Stew-O: Justin looks down and grabs Lethal Consequences by the hair and drags the champion to his feet as LC still is stiff from that painful slam. Justin sees most of the glass still impaled into LC’s back but begins scooping the remaining pieces with his feet into another small pile in the same area. LC is clearly going through hell as Justin wraps his arms around his head. Justin raises a finger in the sky as he begins running towards that leftover pile of shards with LC’s head under his arm…JUSTIN LEAPS WITH LC’S HEAD IN HIS GRIP AND…BULLDOG!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!!!
Stew-O: GOD! LC PUSHED JUSTIN OFF IN MIDAIR AS JUSTIN SLAMS SIDE FIRST INTO THAT REMAINING GLASS! JUSTIN HOWLS IN AGONY AS PIECES OF THE BONGS ARE NOW IN HIS RIBS! JUSTIN’S RIGHT RIBCAGE IS LITTERED WITH GLASS AS LC WAVES LINDSEY KINGSLEY INTO THE RING AND POINTS TO HIS BLOODY SPINE!
Jake Mercer: Lindsey assists LC by trying to pluck as many pieces of glass out of his back as LC is screaming throughout it all. Justin is kicking and slamming his feet into the mat as he himself desperately tries to snatch some of those glass shards out of his ribs. Lindsey is scrambling too help LC but he looks and sees The Xtreme Classic getting to his feet and simultaneously pulling pieces of glass out of his body. LC sees Justin get up and he watches intently as Windgate clutches his ribs. LC lightly shoves Lindsey away and hobbles over after his opponent.
Stew-O: KNIFE EDGE CHOP BY LETHAL RIGHT TO WINDGATE’S CHEST! Windgate winds up and KNIFE EDGE CHOP RIGHT BACK TO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!
Flannery McCoy: Right hook by LC rocks Justin as WAIT! Justin responds with a jab right to LC’s chin that stuns the champion! Justin leaps and HURRICURANA! Lethal lands right on that bloody back again as Justin rolls and tries to avoid his damaged ribs from touching the mat. Justin moves gingerly as he is on his feet, he drags LC to the center of the ring and goes to lift him up and
Stew-O: KICK TO THE RIBS BY LINDSEY KINGSLEY! RIGHT IN THOSE BLOODY RIBS! JUSTIN INSTANTLY DROPS TO THE GROUND AS LC IS ON ONE KNEE BREATHING HEAVILY! Lindsey watches Justin roll on the ring mat and goes to LC as LC meekly points ringside at…at one of the glass tables!
Flannery McCoy: Justin isn’t just facing the champ and Lindsey Kingsley clearly isn’t going to just let XC have a fair shot at Lethal here tonight!
Stew-O: Lindsey rolls out of the ring and approaches one of the glass tables as she picks it up and folds it up before sliding it under the bottom rope.
Jake Mercer: Yo, where do you even buy a foldable glass table? They got them on Amazon? Who besides wrestlers and coke heads are the target demographic for one of these?!
Stew-O: …Anyway. Kingsley shoves that glass table in the ring and…NO! Justin kicks the table right back out with both feet as the table SMACKS Kingsley right in the face! The table falls ringside along with LC’s manager as he looks and sees Justin on both knees staring back at him!
Flannery McCoy: Quick thinking by Justin as Lindsey is clutching her nose after he kicked that glass table out of the ring and right in her face!
Stew-O: Justin stares down LC as one man clutches his bloody ribs and the other has one hand on his back. Both men slowly get off their knees as they meet back in the middle of the ring. LC grabs Justin by the neck with both hands and starts choking him! No! Windgate breaks the two handed choke and CHOPS LC RIGHT IN THE NECK! LC grabs his neck and begins gasping for air as XC latches onto him. SITOUT JAWBREAKER! Lethal’s chin BOUNCES right off the top of The Xtreme Classic’s skull!
Flannery McCoy: LC feeling the brunt of that one as Justin gets up and takes a look at the corner turnbuckle as the crowd is cheering him on!
Crowd: LEH GO JUH-TUN!!!
CLAP! CLAP! CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!
Crowd: LEH GO JUH-TUN!!!
CLAP! CLAP! CLAP CLAP CLAP!!!
Jake Mercer: They really pronouncing Justin as Juhtun, huh? Fucking Mexicans…
Flannery McCoy: Woah there, pal!
Jake Mercer: It’s okay, I can say it…I have ties to The Cartel :mjpls:
Stew-O: Windgate walks to the turnbuckle and begins scaling it. The fans are on their feet
Jake Mercer: Unlike our National EXTREME champion here!
Stew-O: Windgate is perched on the turnbuckle, staring down at his opponent on his back in the middle of the ring.
Justin Windgate (off mic): X FACTOR, BITCH!
Flannery McCoy: Justin is going for that Shooting Star Press as…WAIT! LINDSEY!
Stew-O: LOOK! On the apron!!
Flannery McCoy: Lindsey! LINDSEY KINGSLEY IS ON THE APRON WITH A BLOODY NOSE FROM THAT TABLE SHOT! KINSLEY IS TRYING TO KNOCK JUSTIN OFF THAT TURNBUCKLE! JUSTIN SQUATS DOWN AND GRIPS THE ROPES SO HE CAN’T FALL AS LINDSEY KEEPS SHOVING HIM!
Stew-O: KICK BY JUSTIN TO LINDSEY KINGSLEY’S FACE AS SHE GOES FLYING OFF THE APRON TO THE RING MAT! Justin looks down as Lindsey looks down and out finally and he can turn his attention back to
Jake Mercer: LOOK! LC IS UP! HE CHARGES JUSTIN!
Stew-O: Justin is stuck on that top turnbuckle as LC grabs him and has him looked in! LC SPRINTS OUT OF THE CORNER WITH JUSTIN WINDGATE’S HEAD LOCKED ONTO HIS SHOULDER!
Flannery McCoy: ACID REIGN! ACID REIGN OUT OF THE CORNER! LC HITS THE DIAMOND CUTTER AND SLAMS JUSTIN FACE DOWN ONTO THE RING MAT AS JUSTIN BOUNCES AND FLOPS ONTO HIS BACK! MY GOD, WHAT A MOVE BY THE CHAMPION!
Stew-O: Lindsey may have taken a glass table and boot to the face but she has helped put LC in a good position to regain his championship following that Acid Reign! LC rolls on his back as carefully as he can and slides out of the ring. He meets Lindsey Kingsley ringside and he helps her to her feet.
Lethal Consequences (off mic): God damn, bitch! Your face bloody like my steaks!
Flannery McCoy: Blood is pouring from Lindsey’s nose as she begins gasping for air and trying to make LC her focused. They both scramble to get that glass table off the ground and lift it up. Justin is still face down in that ring as LC and Lindsey slide the table back into the squared circle. LC gets in and begins to lift and setup that glass table as Lindsey stands over the out cold Justin and berates him loudly.
Lindsey Kingsley (off mic): You pothead pussy! You kicked me? You kicked me in the face? You will NEVER be champion as long as I’m managing LC! Never! Get that table ready, champ!
Jake Mercer: LC begins assembling that table in the corner of the ring as Lindsey wipes her bloody nose in her hands but can’t stop the flow. LC finally has that table leaning into the corner as he and Lindsey both begin to drag the deadweight of Justin to his feet but can’t keep him up. Windgate ate that Acid Reign off the top ropes and has been out ever since as Lindsey raps LC and then points to the table. They both nod as they drag Justin all the way to the corner before scooping him up together and laying him across that glass table leaned against the turnbuckle.
Stew-O: LC begins smiling as he walks slowly to the opposite corner as Lindsey is using her hands to keep Justin on the table. LC laughs as the fans boo his cheating tactics and he mimics smoking a blunt and blowing smoke before throwing the imaginary blunt on the ground and stomping it out with his foot.
Lethal Consequences (off mic): :dave: The inevitable…
Flannery McCoy: LC CHARGES FROM HIS CORNER RIGHT AT JUSTIN AS
Stew-O: WINDGATE WAKES UP! WINDGATE GRABS LINDSEY KINGSLEY BY THE HAIR AND IRISH WHIPS HER RIGHT AT LC! BAM! LETHAL AND LINDSEY COLLIDE AS BOTH HIT FACE FIRST AND THEIR SKULLS CLANG INTO ONE ANOTHER! Justin shakes his head and tries to stay conscious. Lethal turns with his back facing both his manager and his challenger as Lindsey turns around and stumbles towards Windgate. Justin grabs her hair and her tights and lifts the light woman off her feet!
Jake Mercer: Justin has Lindsey looking like a dart as he THROWS HER SHOULDER FIRST RIGHT INTO LC’S SPINE! LC DROPS TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Kingsley is laying next to LC and clutching her shoulder as Justin stumbles before getting his footing. Lindsey is getting up and she turns around
Jake Mercer: SUPERKICK ROCKS LINDSEY KINGSLEY! LINDSEY FALLS BACKWARDS AS LC IS GETTING UP! LC goes after XC and SUPERKICK BY JUSTIN RIGHT TO THE CHIN OF THE CHAMPION! LINDSEY AND LC ARE DOWN AS WINDGATE DROPS TO ONE KNEE AND BEGINS BREATHING HEAVY!
Flannery McCoy: Those ribs are looking a mess, guys! Maybe he punctured a lung when he was slammed onto that glass earlier? Justin needs to end this match soon, I don’t know if this going any longer will be to his benefit if he wants to defeat the champion here tonight!
Stew-O: Windgate goes after LC and is looking to do just that and finish him off as, look…Lindsey is coming to as well! Justin sees this and he hooks LC under his arm and watches as Kingsley sits up. Justin lifts Lethal up and SUPLEX TO LC AS KINGSLEY IS TRYING TO STAND!
Jake Mercer:!JUSTIN WINDGATE KIPS UP AND LOCKS EYES WITH THE MOST VALUABLE MILF! JUSTIN LEAPS! LIGHTS OUT! REVERSE CUTTER PLANTS LINDSEY KINGSLEY DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! JUSTIN IS SLOW TO GET UP AS HE CONTINUES TAKING DESPERATE BREATHS! He sees LC still down on the ground now as he has disposed of his manager!
Flannery McCoy: Justin has to get LC through that table soon! Justin is helping LC up…LC is on both knees and-
Stew-O: LC JAMS A PIECE OF GLASS RIGHT IN THE RIBS OF JUSTIN! LC FOUND ONE LAST PIECE OF GLASS AND HAS JAMMED IT TO THE OTHER SIDE OF JUSTIN WINDGATE’S RIBS AS JUSTIN STANDS BACK IN SHOCK AT WHAT LC HAS DONE!
Flannery McCoy: LC STANDS UP AS HE WIPES HIS RED EYES AND HAS THE BLOOD OF JUSTIN WINDGATE ON HIS FINGERTIPS! JUSTIN PULLS THE GLASS OUT SLOWLY AS HE BEGINS TO BACK UP AND AWAY FROM THE CHAMP! LC rushes Windgate and LARIAT…NO!!!
Stew-O: WINDGATE DUCKS IT AS HE STANDS BEHIND LC WHO IS STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS IN FRONT OF THAT GLASS TABLE IN THE CORNER! Justin leaps and DROPKICK AS LC HITS THE GLASS TABLE AND
Flannery McCoy: IT DOESN’T SHATTER! LC MANAGES NOT TO PUT HIS WHOLE WEIGHT ON IT AS JUSTIN GETS BACK UP!
Jake Mercer: LC is pushing off that table and Justin leaps again…ANOTHER DROPKICK AS LC BOUNCES OFF THE GLASS TABLE AGAIN AND IT MANAGES TO CRACK! JUSTIN GETS UP ONCE MORE AS LC SLIPS OFF THAT LEANING GLASS TABLE AND WATCHES JUSTIN TRY TO ATTACK ONCE AGAIN!
Stew-O: Justin rushes and grabs LC’s head and turns him around so both are facing that table. Justin has his opponents head on his shoulders as he charges the corner…JUSTIN RUNS UP THE GLASS TABLE AS IT CRACKS SOME MORE AND FLOATS ABOVE LC WITH HIS HEAD STILL IN HIS HANDS!!!
Flannery McCoy: RUN IT UP!!! SLICED BREAD NUMBER 2 BY THE X TREME CLASSIC PLANTS THE CHAMP ON HIS SPINE! Justin could have taken LC out with that but he can’t become National Elite champ unless he puts him through a glass table!
Stew-O: Windgate is holding those ribs together with his bare hands and LC is on his back looking for as…OH MY GOD!
Flannery McCoy: She just won’t rest! Lindsey Kingsley is on the apron screaming at Windgate!
Lindsey Kingsley (off mic): HEY WEED BOY! I TOLD YOU! YOU CANNOT WIN!
Stew-O: Justin turns to Lindsey Kingsley and shakes his head. SLAP! My god! Justin Windgate slaps the fire out of Lindsey Kingsley as her bloody nose drips more than before! LINDSEY HAS ONE HAND ON THAT TOP ROPE AS SHE STANDS IN THE APRON OUTSIDE THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: JUSTIN LEAPS FROM INSIDE THE RING OVER THE TOP ROPE! HE GRABS LINDSEY! THE HAIL MARY!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH THE SLINGSHOT DDT FROM INSIDE THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE AS HE DROPS LINDSEY HEADFIRST ON THE APRON! LINDSEY MAY HAVE SURVIVED ALL THE OTHER ATTACKS BUT SHE IS OUT COLD NOW!
Jake Mercer: JUSTIN LANDS AWKWARDLY ON THOSE RIBS AS HE SCREAMS AGAIN!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!!
Stew-O: Windgate is laid across that apron as the fans are going wild! Justin is living up to the name Xtreme Classic for sure as he tries to roll in the bottom rope. Justin is crawling and getting up as LC!!!
Flannery McCoy: LETHAL GRABS JUSTIN IN A PILEDRIVER POSITION! HE LIFTS WINDGATE UP HITH! LC RUNS TO THE CORNER!!!
Jake Mercer: POWERBOMB INTO THE GLASS TABLE!!!
(Justin’s body smashes through the glass table as it shatters into a million pieces. Lethal collapses and slides away from the corner as Justin’s body is sliced apart from the glass everywhere and he lays balled up against the bottom turnbuckle.)
Stew-O: My god…
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Friend vs a Friend” by Company Flow plays as LC takes a sigh of relief. Lethal is slowly making his way to his feet as a referee enters and brings him his belt.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…
Flannery McCoy: Justin almost had him! Damn that Lindsey Kingsley!
Stephie Love: AND STILL YOUR NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION…LETHAL CONNNNNNNSEQUNCES!!!
Jake Mercer: LC survives the glass tables match after a big assist from Lindsey throughout the match up. Justin was taking on the champ and Kingsley and looking like a formidable opponent. Amazing effort tonight but, LC picked his spots and managed to catch Justin off guard and delivered one of the most explosive power bombs I have ever witnessed!
Stew-O: Great analysis, Jake! Justin was in this the entire way but The Inevitable champion took our National Elite title and The Xtreme Classic to a brutal conclusion here tonight at House of Glass!
(LC limps as he gives Lindsey Kingsley light raps with his for as she lays face down on that apron.)
Lethal Consequences (off mic): Hey, grandma…I did that there. Fuckin…
(LC looks back at his bloody mess of a rival being helped by referees and emt members as they try to remove him from the pile of glass he is stuck in.)
Lethal Consequences (off mic): Tough ass sum’ bitch. Yea…close. Not close enough…
Flannery McCoy: LC Shakes his head as he slowly leaves the ring. He grabs Kingsley and scoops her up on his shoulder and his National Elite title on the opposite side. He did it..he is still champ. For how long? Maybe Lindsey is the key after all!
(We see a final shot of people helping Windgate as LC has his bleeding back to the ring with Kingsley and his championship on both shoulders.)
(Our camera feed transitions backstage where we can hear the popular song “Bidi Bidi Bom Bom” by the late Mexican-American artist, Selena Quintanilla, playing on repeat as La Pantera Sexual dances the salsa with maracas in hand, sombrero on his head while accompanied by a handful of Mexico City poons. Steroid Dawg barks happily in the background as the audience in the arena cheers wildly for the mesmerizing, colorful visual airing on the titantron.)
(As he shakes his maracas along to the beat, TLA smiles widely into the camera, invoking another positive response from those in attendance at the Mexico City Arena TLA’s contagious smile widens as the audience shows great appreciation for their nation’s hero.)
TLA: ¿QUÉ ESTÁ PASANDO, MÉXICO?!?!?!?!
(The crowd in the arena cheers for TLA on the titantron.)
TLA: Damn, mamis, y’all feel that energy?! :whew: I hear you, Mexico City, yes even from way back here, I love you—and I thank you. From the bottom of mi corazón. You all already know how much tonight means to me, but Ima say it again. Tonight is the culmination of a career long journey full of setbacks, obstacles, people tryna tell me no, payasos tryna tell me that I can’t. And guess what, putos? I made it. Despite all that negativity being thrown my way. :wow: So tonight’s all about celebrating, tonight’s about how we finally gonna get the moment we been waiting on. Pero you already know, its right here and right now, it’s finally time for me to capitalize on this opportunity right in front of me. And I’m proud that it’s finally gon’ happen–we gon get our moment here tonight in Mexico City!
(The capacity Mexico City Arena crowd cheers for TLA as he begins to shake his maracas and the poons shake their ass to Selena.)
Steroid Dawg: Rawrf. :dog:
TLA: That’s right, mi amiga, it’s been one hell of a ride! :whew: No matter the setbacks. No matter the beatings. No matter the odds. I keep on getting back up and fighting fiercer and harder than I did each time before. Solo me pongo mejor. The hunger only grows. The complacency never sets in. Not today, not ever. I got that passion for this business that you don’t see in just anybody, I know how to really step it up when it counts. I’m in my element out here. And I’m so damn blessed to be here.
TLA: Shit, meng, it’s an honor and a privilege to be headlining the House of Glass show against Impact for the title. And while I am thankful for this opportunity to showcase to Mexico what it is I’m really about, I know I better not sleep on this either. I owe it to my fans and I owe it to myself to stand up and fight Imp with all I got to make sure I make a statement out there. Mi familia is watching. Mi hermano Angel de Plata watching too if he can see thru that mask.
(TLA winks at the camera and beats his chest twice with his fist.)
TLA: I learned a long time ago that shit ain’t always fair. Shit don’t always turn out the way you want it to, no matter how much heart and effort you put into this shit. But everything happens for a reason. You can blame yourself, you can blame others but in the end that argument really don’t matter none. Cuz in the end, all you are left with the mess and it is your responsibility fair or not to make the most of the hand you are dealt. That’s why I push myself to be better than that. That’s why you put so much of trust in the process. :troll: I knew this day would come eventually, you know, I just ain’t ever know exactly when. All it took was patience and perseverance. I’d have been a fool to quit when I had the chance, ‘cause I’d never have this moment right here—I’d have never been headlining this event here tonight, I wouldn’t have my face on that big ass poster, nah. And all that is cause I believed in myself and kept on pushin through all the bullshit.
TLA: Just look at me. I been thru so much and ain’t been broken. Y’all gotta gimmie some credit for that, no? I been thru so much and I’m still more alive and thriving like I never have before. Just admit it, just go ahead and say what it is Impact don’t wanna admit but what the whole world already knows–that I am unbreakable. That there ain’t shit that can stop me from finally obtaining this goal. Especially not some gutless, passionless crunchy lil old head. He ain’t been no worthy champion and he sure as shit ain’t been no Gawd and that’s the real reason why he ain’t had shit to say to me aaaaaall week long. Cuz he still thinks he is all those things. But he knows deep down that he isn’t and he can’t be.
TLA: I ain’t just like all the other cowards in this business who go run into hiding when the going gets even a little bit rough for them. And that’s gonna be the difference maker inside that Glass Waltz structure. I been fighting to survive my whole career—shit, my whole life. I put my life on the line for these people, for this business, and for that championship. I put myself out there even when I know haters and vipers like Impact are lurking and waiting for they chance to strike cuz I ain’t about to run from a fight. Any fight. Regardless of the outcome. Impact and everyone else can try to spin some sort of narrative about me that I am incompetent or somehow lesser than anyone else in this business. But the truth is the reason that I have that reputation is because I have been willing to throw myself to the wolves and hop in the ring with overwhelming odds time and time again. I test myself and I ain’t never stop. I never give up, I never quit, and I never will. Lucho todos los días y lucho por mi vida. Te ríes de esta burla de un mexicano. Me río de esta burla de un dios.
TLA: I could go on forever, but that won’t do nobody no good. I’m full of so much gratefulness and pride right now that the only thing I have left that I wanna say is thank you—to all my fans, my family, my supporters. No podría hacer esto sin ti. And I promise, when I capitalize, this won’t just be my reward. Everyone who supported me is gonna get to reap the benefits once I make it to the top of this company, just like I always said I would. We gon start here with you, Mexico City—where it all started. Where TLA started his journey to becoming La Pantera Sexual…and where TLA’s journey to the top of the industry will finally come to fruition after I am crowned the new EAW World Heavyweight Champion!
TLA: Make it rain, muchachos!
(The camera cuts back to the inside of the Mexico City Arena, where Selena has now stopped playing and “Ambitionz Az a Ridah” begins to play through the speakers. TLA’s smiling face is shown on the titantron as the crowd rises to their feet in anticipation for whatever it is the said muchachos are going to make rain. Suddenly, the cameras pan up to the ceiling where we get a glimpse of something attached to tiny red, green, and white parachutes showering down from the rafters above the arena…)
Flannery McCoy: Oh! Look at this. How generous of TLA! Free gifts to all in the Mexico City Arena!
Jake Mercer: But what could it be? T-shirts? Money? Used lingerie from the Poon Palace? :mjlit:
Stew-O: Hold on, guys looks around—are all these people eating something???? :scusthov:
(The camera feed cuts quickly to the announce table. A large “thump” is heard as a paper wrapped package lands on the announce desk. Flannery reluctantly reaches for the package, as both Stew and Jake are far too pussy to see what’s inside.)
(Flannery slowly unwraps the paper packaging to reveal a bundle of authentic Mexican tacos—not that Americanized bullshit with the cheese and sour cream, nah, nothing but onions, cilantro, and seasoned steak wrapped inside a tortilla. :dave: )
Flannery McCoy: TACOS!
Jake Mercer How heartwarming. TLA gifting the Mexico City crowd with something they can all appreciate some damn good food—smells a lot like grandma’s recipe, too. Hand me one of those, Flan—
Stew-O: I wouldn’t eat that if I were you, Jake. God only knows where Abuela Pantera’s hands have been, especially if she cooked these up in a Poon Palace kitchen. :scusthov:
Flannery McCoy: I suppose there’s a metaphor of sorts in there somewhere. TLA letting us all know here tonight that his only goal is to capitalize on this opportunity he has here tonight and he’s gonna do it by staying true to himself and to his roots! If and when he does it, TLA is going to be sure to share the wealth and the love with everyone who’s supported him throughout his journey! Just as he did here tonight in front of us. :wow:
(The broadcast feed cuts to various shots of the exuberant fans in the Mexico City arena munching happily on the tacos TLA has blessed them with. The genuine affection and connection between TLA and the Mexican audience here tonight is something that can’t easily be put into words, but the audience tries their best to show their appreciation for the hometown hero as they break into a vigorous T-L-A chant.)
Crowd: T-L-A! T-L-A! T-L-A! T-L-A! T-L-A! T-L-A! T-L-A! T-L-A! T-L-A! T-L-A! T-L-A! T-L-A!
(The chanting turns to cheers as the graphic for the next match flashes onto the screen.)
(‘LLC’ by Nicki Minaj begins to play and Aniyah Mitchell confidently struts out to the entrance ramp as smoke fills the arena. Her shirt reads ‘#thatbitch’ and she points to it and smiles at the camera before beginning to walk to the ring, shaking her ass along the way.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…. ONE FALL!! It is a GLASS WEAPONS MATCH and it is for the NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
(As Aniyah Mitchell makes her way to the ring, the camera pans around the ringside area, showing glass weapons such as light tubes, glass chairs, panes of glass, and other materials stacked on the barricades and down the entry ramp.)
Stew-O: I have a feeling this match is really going to set the pace for tonight and Aniyah Mitchell is pumped up and ready to go here, Flannery.
Flannery McCoy: The excitement in this arena is palpable as these fans in Mexico City are fully ready for some mayhem here tonight.
Jake Mercer: I’ve been wondering all week why we’re in Mexico City, but I have a feeling it is because the sanctioning of this event is now illegal in 47 states!
(‘Applause’ by Lady Gaga plays and Archimedes J. Manson’s ‘Dynasty Dancer’s’ make their way out and begin performing a series of dance moves. Suddenly, firework blasts shoot into the air and Archimedes comes out creepily looking at the crowd. In unison, Archimedes and the Dynasty Dancers do a backflip and Archimedes begins blowing on his trombone tootie as he walks to the ring. One of the Dynasty Dancers hands Archimedes a black felt bag, which he puts in the corner upon getting into the ring.)
Stew-O: I genuinely believe this man is a certified lunatic.
Jake Mercer: You can get a certification in that?!?
Flannery McCoy: Last week, Archimedes was successful in defeating the newly debuted Angel de Plata Jr. This week he will once again vie for the New Breed Championship on free-per-view!
(‘Jenny from the Block’ plays and the crowd stands on their feet. Jenny Cien makes her way to the entrance ramp with the New Breed Championship wrapped around her waste. Jenny does a spin, showing off her attire and booty shorts, before stepping to the ring to the beat of the music and pointing at the two competitors in the ring angrily.)
Jake Mercer: THE NEW BREED BADDIE! This chick is gonna fuck these two up, I can feel it deep inside me.
Flannery McCoy: Last week, Jenny Cien had an unsuccessful effort when she was paired up with TLA to face the Jaded Hearts, suffering the pin. Hopefully, for Jenny’s sake, that isn’t a bad omen for tonight! Now to Stephie Love for introductions!
(The music fades out and Stephie Love steps in the middle of the ring for introductions.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, she is from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 155 pounds, the ‘HBIC’ — ANIYAHHHH MITCH-
Stew-O: THE NEW BREED BADDIE ISN’T WASTING TIME WITH INTRODUCTIONS, SHE JUST DELIVERED A SPINNING KICK THAT SENT ANIYAH MITCHELL FLYING OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE FLOOR! AND NOW SHE’S HAMMERING ARCHIMEDES WITH LEFT AND RIGHT FISTS!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Jake Mercer: A frenetic start to this match, Jenny Cien with a knife edge chop to the chest of Archimedes. Jenny follows up with a another chop, sending Archimedes stumbling into the corner. Jenny Cien CHARGES and CONNECTS with a tornado DDT out of the corner! What a move! And she’s already going for the pin on Archimedes! COULD THIS BE IT ALREADY?!
Flannery McCoy: ANIYAH MITCHELL BROKE UP THE PIN WITH A LIGHTTUBE TO THE BACK OF JENNY CIEN’S HEAD! AND SHE’S GOT THREE OR FOUR LIGHTTUBES IN THE RING! Aniyah picks up another one… AND SHE SWINGS FOR THE FENCES AT ARCHIMEDES-
Jake Mercer: HE DUCKS! Archimedes with a JUST KICKING SUPERKICK TO THE CHIN OF ANIYAH MITCHELL! The Head Bitch in Charge just got knocked the fuck out! Oh, ARCHMEDES WITH THE PIN!
Stew-O: NO! Jenny Cien is already back on her feet and she breaks up the pin with ease. Jenny grabs Archimedes by his ‘fro and throws him to the outside, following him out there. A left and a right hand stumbles the insane one backwards. Jenny Cien runs at Archimedes once again… AND CONNECTS WITH A HURRICANRANA ON THE OUTSIDE! But she isn’t done! She follows it up with a quick standing moonsault, connecting on the sternum of Archimedes. Uh-oh, the baddie is eyeing one of those glass chairs. We’ve seen what damage these things can do in the past. I know it isn’t good news for Archimedes, who’s already dazed! LOOK OUT! ANIYAH MITCHELL FLIES, TOPE SUICIDA-
Jake Mercer: HOLY SHIT! JENNY CIEN JUST THREW THE GLASS CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF ANIYAH MITCHELL AS SHE WAS DIVING TO THE OUTSIDE! SHE STOPPED HER RIGHT IN HER TRACKS!
(The camera pans on Aniyah’s face, showing blood dripping out of the top of her head and onto the mat outside.)
Flannery McCoy: Jenny Cien is starting this match with no mercy, absolutely taking it to these two challengers. Jenny once again violently grabs Archimedes by his hair, jerking him back up to his vertical base. And she slaps him right in the face! Oh my God, Archimedes licks his lips and smiles! AND HE GRABS THE BOOBS OF JENNY CIEN! HE’S TWISTING THE NIPPLES OF THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!
Stew-O: And Archimedes knees Jenny right in her stomach AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A BRUTAL DISCUS ELBOW! Jenny Cien wobbles backwards… JUST KICKING! A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF JENNY CIEN AND SHE FALLS TOWARD ANIYAH MITCHELL, WHO’S BACK ON HER FEET! WHAT THE HELL IS IN HER HANDS?!
Jake Mercer: IT’S A HEMP ROPE DIPPED IN GLASS!! A Japanese weapon that was used on Karajumi HIroshu in 1976 during the classi-
Flannery McCoy: ANIYAH WRAPS THAT ROPE COVERED IN GLASS AROUND THE THROAT OF JENNY CIEN AND TAKES HER TO THE GROUND! SHE’S CHOKING HER OUT! MY GOD, THE VIOLENCE TONIGHT IS ALREADY GROTESQUE!
(Archimedes rolls a table covered with a glass-pane into the ring.)
Stew-O: I’m pretty sure Jenny Cien just got choked out by that rope, but the fall must occur inside the ring here. And Aniyah rolls into the ring, looking for revenge on Archimedes. BUT ARCHIMEDES WAS PREPARED AS HE JUST SMASHED A LIGHTTUBE OVER THE HEAD OF ANIYAH MITCHELL! HE WAS PLAYING POSSUM! Archimedes grabs Tootie from the corner and HITS ANIYAH MITCHELL WITH IT! AND AGAIN! MY GOD, ARCHIMEDES HAS GONE MAD AS HE’S BREAKING THE TROMBONE OVER THE SPINE OF ANIYAH MITCHELL! HE JUST BROKE TOOTIE IN HALF!!!
Jake Mercer: HE’S CRAZY, BUT SMART ENOUGH TO COVER THE HBIC AFTER THAT ASSAULT! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE HELL!! I THOUGHT JENNY CIEN WAS OUT FOR SURE, BUT SHE JUST CAME OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A MOONSAULT, AND SHE HAD A GLASS CHAIR IN HER HANDS AS SHE CAME CRASHING DOWN ONTO BOTH ANIYAH MITCHELL AND ARCHIMEDES! AND THIS PLACE IS GOING NUTS BECAUSE THERE’S GLASS ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE! And Jenny is crawling toward those ropes. The damage has been done for sure as she has to use the ropes for leverage to try and get back on her feet. What can she be thinking here?! Jenny should go for the pin, but instead, she’s setting up that table in the ring!
Stew-O: This is methodical, this is cerebral. Jenny Cien is looking to take out Aniyah Mitchell for good after everything she said on Dynasty last week. The bad blood between these two clearly knows no bounds!
Jake Smith: Jenny picks Aniyah up by her long hair. A SLAP FOR GOOD MEASURE! Jenny places Aniyah on the table, covered with that long pane of glass. SHE’S CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE! SHE’S DEFINITELY LOOKING FOR THE 100% SPLASH! IF SHE CONNECTS, THIS THING IS OVER!!! WAIT, NO! ARCHIMEDES IS ON HIS FEET NOW! AND JENNY SEES THAT! JENNY-
Stew-O: CROSSBODY! NO!!!! ARCHIMEDES CATCHES JENNY IN MID-AIR! AND HE THROWS HER TO THE OUTSIDE, CRASHING INTO A PILE OF LIGHTTUBES SET UP BY OUR RING CREW!! JENNY CIEN HAS ESSENTIALLY BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THIS MATCH! Archimedes has a sick smile on his face and he’s spinning around in the ring now, as if he’s already won this thing! Aniyah is still laying dormant on that table. It looks like… what’s he grabbing? It’s that black bag he had on his way to the ring. Archimedes unzips it…
Jake Mercer: THOSE ARE…. DRAGON BALLS! HE HAS A GLASS DRAGON BALL IN HIS HAND AND HE’S HOLDING IT UP IN THE AIR FOR THE WHOLE ARENA TO SEE!
Archimedes J. Manson: (off mic) POWER LEVEL OVER 9000!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Archimedes… LOOK OUT! ANIYAH MITCHELL IS BACK ON HER FEET AND SWINGS AND MISSES AT ARCHIMEDES. AND ARCHIMEDES REPLIES BY SMASHING THAT DRAGON BALL RIGHT OVER HER HEAD! OH MY GOD! ANIYAH MITCHELL IS A BLOODY MESS ON THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Is that…. JENNY CIEN IS ACTUALLY BACK ON HER FEET AGAIN! THE NEW BREED BADDIE DOESN’T KNOW THE MEANING OF QUIT!
(The camera pans toward the ring apron, with Jenny Cien peaking over it with a face of rage, her face and neck leaking blood.)
Jake Mercer: Jenny rolls right into the ring and SHE BULLDOGS ARCHIMEDES! Jenny actually KIPS UP — I don’t know where this is coming from, but it’s badass! — and SHE KICKS ANIYAH MITCHELL RIGHT IN THE FACE! Aniyah was on her knees, attempting to get back on her feet, but Jenny put a stop to that real quick. Jenny focuses back on Archimedes, this time with a kick to the midsection. She follows it up with a quick uppercut and Archimedes doesn’t know what hit him! Archimedes is backed up into the corner… Jenny Cien lifts him, sitting him up on the top rope. She quickly follows! JENNY CIEN LOOKS FOR A FRAKENSTEINER-
Stew-O: NOPE! Archimedes held on to the ropes and Jenny Cien flipped backwards… but landed right on her feet! SHE RUNS UP TO THE TOP AGAIN! SHE’S LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX! AND SHE CONNECTS!!!! A SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO ARCHIMEDES, WHICH SENT HIM CRASHING TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: Jenny Cien is back on her feet… BUT SO IS ANIYAH MITCHELL! ANIYAH COMES FROM BEHIND WITH A BEAR HUG, SHE’S LOOKING FOR BLACK GIRL MAGIC! BUT JENNY CIEN CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW. ANOTHER BACK ELBOW FORCES ANIYAH MITCHELL TO BREAK HER HOLD ON JENNY. Jenny quickly spins around and smashes Aniyah in the face with a forearm. And she follows it right up with another forearm. Aniyah stumbles toward the ropes… SHE BOUNCES OFF! AND JENNY SMASHES HER IN THE FACE WITH A LIGHTTUBE!
Jake Mercer: OH REVENGE, IT FEELS SO GOOD!
Stew-O: JENNY CIEN WITH THE COVER! SHE LOOKS BOTH LEGS!!
Flannery McCoy: NOOOOO!!!! ARCHIMEDES, OUT OF DESPERATION, JUST THREW ONE OF THOSE DRAGON BALLS AND IT CONNECTS RIGHT ON THE BACK OF JENNY CIEN’S SKULL! SHE ROLLS OFF OF ANIYAH MITCHELL! ARCHIMEDES CRAWLS TOWARD THE BODY OF ANIYAH…. AND DRAPES HIS ARM OVER HER! HE’S GONNA STEAL THE PIN!
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT! KICKOUT! THERE WAS JUST ENOUGH TIME FOR ANIYAH TO RECOVER AND GET HER SHOULDER UP AFTER THE PIN. Archimedes is beside himself, but he thinks this is funny! He’s laughing about this as both Aniyah Mitchell and Jenny Cien lose uncomfortable amounts of blood from their heads. The Animaniac struggles back to his feet and looks around. I think he’s looking for a weapon! But there’s nothing inside except that table, so Archimedes goes to the outside and he grabs that hemp rope covered in glass Aniyah Mitchell used earlier on in this match.
(The camera pans to Aniyah, showing her on the ground scooping something up in her palm.)
Stew-O: Archimedes is swinging this rope in the air and around his crotch region, it looks like he wants to whip these two women with it! This could be ugly, but he’s wasting time boasting to the crowd here!
Archimedes J. Manson: (off mic) I’M GONNA BREAK THAT BITCH!
Flannery McCoy: Aniyah Mitchell is on her knees. ARCHIMEDES SWINGS THAT ROPE… BUT ANIYAH… WHAT THE HELL?! SHE JUST BLEW… I THINK SHE JUST BLEW THE GLASS PARTICLES FROM THOSE LIGHTTUBES INTO THE EYEYS OF ARCHIMEDES!
Stew-O: Archimedes is on the ground flailing around, holding his eyes! I think Aniyah Mitchell just blinded him with dust from those light tubes. And she has a smile on her face! Aniyah finally is back on her feet. SHE LIFTS ARCHIMEDES BACK TO HIS VERTICAL BASE… AND ANIYAH MITCHELL CONNECTS WITH BLACK GIRL MAGIC! SHE HIT THE TIGER BOMB……. AND SHE BRIDGES THE PIN! OH MY GOD! ANIYAH MITCHELL IS ABOUT TO WIN THIS MATCH!!!!
Jake Mercer: JENNNNNNNNYYYYYSAAAAAAAULLLLLLLTTT!! THE BADDIE JUST BROKE UP THE PIN WITH THE JENNYSAULT AND CRASHED DOWN ONTO ANIYAH MITCHELL! ARCHIMEDES ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, STILL BLINDED FROM THE GLASS DUST.
(Jenny Cien grabs Aniyah Mitchell by her hair, dragging her toward the table.)
Flannery McCoy: Jenny Cien is smashing her fist into the face of Aniyah Mitchell. SHE SETS HER BACK UP ON THE TABLE! JENNY CIEN HAS BEEN BRUTALIZED AND EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE HAS FOUND A WAY TO GET BACK UP! And she’s sticking to her game plan here as she climbs, one turnbuckle at a time, to the top rope! Jenny points at her waist, signaling she is in fact the champion! SHE JUMPS!!!!!! 100% SPLASH………….
Stew-O: CONNECTS! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! JENNY CIEN AND ANIYAH MITCHELL ARE OUT ON THE GROUND WITH A PILE OF GLASS AROUND THEM AS THAT 450 IMPLODING SPLASH CONNECTED AND THE GLASS PANE SHATTERED RIGHT UNDERNEATH THE BACK OF ANIYAH MITCHELL! JENNY CIEN…. SHE LAYS ON TOP OF ANIYAH! COUNT IT, REF! COUNT IT!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: JENNY CIEN DID IT! SHE RETAINED THE NEW BREED CHAMPION AND ARCHIMEDES IS JUST FEET AWAY FROM BREAKING UP THE PIN! But he’s still blinded by that glass and couldn’t see where he was going!
Jake Mercer: The story of this match is clear — Jenny Cien will do ANYTHING to ANYONE to ensure she remains the NEW BREED BADDIE and keeps that championship around her waist. An absolutely impressive performance tonight.
Stew-O: This was a match which never quit, all three competitors gave it their all, but at the end of the day — Jenny Cien showed out the most and came through to get the win, despite being brutalized by dragon balls and every other glass material you could think of. An impressive win for the New Breed Baddie!
(The camera pans to Jenny Cien, holding the back of her head, but raising the title in the air on the top turnbuckle proudly.)
(House of Glass fades to commercial.)
(Commercial for Hawaiian Rolls starring The Visual Prophet :mjlit:)
(The scene translations to the ring where We see that the ring crew are three quarters finished swapping out the tradition ropes and installing in their place ropes covered with sharp and jagged pieces of broken glass. In the center of the ring stand Stephie Love to announce the next match.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS A GLASS ROPES MATCH!
( “Datsik” by Sensei starts up over the arena speakers.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Osaka, Japan, weighing in at 235 pounds, THE CONDUCTOR… OOOOOSSSSSAAAAMMMMUUUUU AAAAARRRRCCCCCIIIICCCCHHHHIIIIIDDDDAAAA!!!!!
( Osamu steps through the curtain, his eyes a window into his full focused and confident mindset as he approaches the ring.)
Stew-O: It has been 5 long months since Osamu Arcichida has last had a championship bout, and it ever since that loss to Jack Ripley at Pain For Pride it has been an almost all consuming goal to get another shot at championship gold!
Jake Mercer: And to do so he agreed to compete here tonight in a match where everywhere you go you are surrounded by broken glass that is just waiting to tear into you here tonight! Typically the ropes can be a wrestlers best friend, tonight they will be their worst nightmare and it will be interesting to see them having to fight some of their own instincts and try to avoid the ropes!
Flannery McCoy: You make an excellent point here as both Arcichida and Morgan will not be able to run the rope, springboard, or even get a rope break here unless they want to inflict damage to themselves! And based on his submission repertoire I would have to say that gives an advantage to Osamu Arcichida because all the ways he has to make you tap out and how in this match there is one fewer means of escaping all of them!
( Osamu climbs the ring steps and enters the ring. He examines the ropes from a far not wanting to come anywhere near the pieces of broken glass. As he does his music fades and is replaced by “Spotlight Savior” by Iggy Azalea.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Kent, United Kingdom, weighing in at 130 pounds, THE LEADING LADY… DDDDDDDDDAAAAARRRRRCCCCYYYY MMMMMAAAAYYYYYU MMMMMOOOOORRRRGGGGAAAANNNNN!!!!
(Darcy makes her way out past the curtain with a sly confident grin painted on her face as she walks down the entrance ramp.)
Stew-O: For months Darcy May Morgan was known as one half of the team called The Valkyrie, and as dominant as her and Remi Skyfire were together, you could alway see Darcy May wanting to have the whole spotlight to herself. Tonight she has that chance to grab a brass ring and prove that she could be just as dominant as a singles competitor as she was in the tag ranks!
Jake Mercer: And Of she can do so tonight she will earn a chance at etching her name in the record books whenever that title shot that our General Manager promised comes around! When all is said and done this could be a a night we look back on as a career defining match for both competitors!
Flannery McCoy: For sure and if Darcy May wants to walk away a winner she is not gonna want to trade holds with some as well versed in both Mat and Technical style wrestling as Osamu Arcichida, because of his submission don’t get you his suplexs will! If you are Darcy May Morgan you are gonna want to stick and move which will be a bit harder to do tonight because you can’t use the ropes to build momentum and you can’t change level with big dives off the top, so it will be interesting to see how Darcy tries to manage both distance and tempo here in this one!
( Darcy climbs up the ring steps up on the ring steps and onto the mat, Stephie Love exits the ring before The ring crew hastily finishes putting up the last set of ropes.)
DING DING DING!
Stew-O: This match, for lack of a better term underway, ladies and gentlemen if it was not evident already this one can get very ugly, very fast! And like steam in a pressure cooker it’s only a mater of time before the top pops off and things get messy! Both competitors near the center of the ring, Osamu looking to lock up, Darcy May Circles away not wanting to have to try and overpower an opponent she is giving over a hundred pounds in weight advantage to. Osamu shooting in for the double leg takedown, But Darcy just able to avoid it! Osamu back up and again stalking after Morgan, who thus far has done an excellent job of avoiding both Arcichida coming forward and those ropes which are always just behind you!
Jake Mercer: Arcichida trying to cut off the ring now, Darcy pumps a few jabs that just miss, but Arcichida connects with a leg kick, Darcy didn’t see that coming and is stopped right in her tracks, Osamu dropping down and lands with an upper cut that lands right on the chin! Darcy May stunned by that one, Osamu back up and lands with a knife edge chop that has Darcy stumbling backwards! He lands a second that sends her back a little further! And a third knife edge lands, and now Darcy dangerously close to the ropes! Morgan fighting back with a forearm that connects with Arcichida’s Jaw! Osamu shaking it off and responds with a clothesline, Darcy May ducks underneath, AND WOW! DARCY WITH A BACKFLIP HEAD SCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy May immediately following up with the rear chin lock, and you can see now Darcy really trying to slow down the pace of the Match, she is really trying to put all her weight on that hold while Arcichida gets back to his feet! Darcy switching up to a standing side headlock, Osamu backing towards the ropes, Darcy being mindful of her ring position able to switch her position to both keep the hold and face those shards of glass just eager to tear into flesh! Arcichida still trying to force Morgan into the ropes, Darcy However blocking by getting the sole of her boot on the rope!
Stew-O: No pun intended but Darcy thinking on her feet there! But look out Arcichida lifts her up… AND SLAMS HER DOWN WITH A BACK SUPLEX! Morgan crashing down on her shoulders, neck, and upper back to the mat from that one! Arcichida up to his feet, and lands with the double foot stomp right to the abdomen of Morgan! Darcy holding her abdomen as she gets back up, Arcichida catches her with shoot kick to the leg, a second, OH AMD A BASEMENT DROPKICK THAT LANDS ON THE KNEE! Osamu into the cover, hook of the leg!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWWOOOOOOO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Jake Mercer: Both competitors back up, Arcichida just a step quicker and strikes first with a kick to the gut of Darcy May, Darcy doubled over and Osamu quickly gets her set up for a beautiful snap Suplex! Darcy clutching her lower back from that one as Osamu stays on the offensive by rolling backwards and into the stand up elbow drop that lands right to the heart! And that right there is what makes Osamu such a dynamic competitor in the ring, he is always on the attack and he never wastes motion because he finds such unique ways to combo one move to the next!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy Rolling away trying to get some separation, Arcichida catching her by the ankle, Osamu raises her leg up, AND SMASHES IT AGAINST THE CANVAS! Morgan grabbing at that knee as she tries to get back to her feet, Arcichida from behind lands a forearm to the lower back! Darcy still fighting and gets her legs under her, Arcichida with another forearm to the small of the back, OH AND HE FOLLOWS UP WITH A BACKSTABBER!! Both knees driven right into the back of Darcy May, Osamu quick to make a cover!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: Darcy gets the shoulder up again! Arcichida immediately grabs a waistlock and drags her back up, Osamu with the German Suplex, But Darcy counters with the Wheelbarrow arm drag! That one sending Osamu across the ring and coming inches away from getting caught in the ropes! Arcichida getting back up with a expression on his face that tells yo he realizes how close he came to being opened up by those shards of glass! Arcichida turns to find Darcy May charging right at him, Osamu with a sidewalk slam, BUT DARCY MAY COUNTERS WITH THE TILT A WHIRL HEAD SCISSORS! Arcichida crashes to the mat and Morgan trying to catch him with a pin attempt!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!! KICKOUT!!!
Jake Mercer: Arcichida gets a shoulder up, Darcy May grabs him by the hair and begins to drag him over towards that broken glass! Osamu on his knees as Morgan attempts to force his face into those jagged shards that encircle those ring ropes! Osamu trying to resist, Darcy pressing with all of her might, Arcichida’s eyes go wide as his face is inches away from the glass… Osamu almost-ARCICHIDA WITH A SHOT TO THE RIBS! An uppercut to be more exact! Darcy stunned momentarily but quickly resumes attempting to grind Osamu’s face into the shards! But Osamu still fighting with another uppercut, this one landing to gut! Now a third! And a fourth that gets him free!
Flannery McCoy: Arcichida picking himself back-OH DARCY JUST NAILED HIM WITH THE RUNNING KNEE LIFT TO THE FACE! Arcichida checking his mouth for blood, I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a tooth knocked out from that knee lift! TTYN!! A ROCKET OF ASDT HAND LANDS FLUSH ON THE JAW!! THAT SHOT KNOCKING ARCICHIDA SILLY! OSAMU ON SPAGHETTI LEGS STUMBLING BACKWARDS… AND INTO THE ROPES!!! ARCICHIDA SCREAMS IN PAIN AS HIS BACK IS TORN INTO BY THOSES GLASS SHARDS!
Stew-O: Osamu falling to the mat, Darcy with a sick smile as kneels down besides him and delivers a back rake across the open wounds! Arcichida writhing in pain as Morgan drags him up by the head, Darcy trying to get him up on her shoulders, CURTIAN CALL-NO OSAMU FIGHTING OUT OF IT WITH SEVERAL ELBOWS THAT LAND ON THE TEMPLE! Arcichida from behind lands a chop block on to Darcy’s leg!
Jake Mercer: Smart move to go back to that limb he’s softened up a bit, you can tell that Darcy May is starting to feel some of the effects of those earlier attacks to that leg! Osamu back up, Darcy May limping back to her’s as well! Morgan throws a wild right hand But it misses, Arcichida lands a foot stomp to throw Darcy off balance, Morgan stumbles forward into Arcichida’s waiting arms, OH MY GOD A REVERSE STO INTO THE ROPES!!!! DARCY SENT FACE FIRST INTO THE GLASS AND THERE IS BLOOD RUNNING DOWN HER FOREHEAD!!! MORGAN KICKING AND THRASHING ABOUT FROM THE PAIN! Osamu not much giving a damn as he takes hold of her leg and drops an elbow to her knee!
Flannery McCoy: Osamu with another elbow drop onto that knee and instead of even bothering to try and pin her, he is now beginning to pick a part Darcy May Morgan! Arcichida still controlling the leg as he lands several kicks to the hamstring, Darcy trying to squirm away with each shot but Osamu not allowing her to escape his grasp! Arcichida now stepping over, FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!!! NO WAIT! DARCY KICKING ARCICHIDA OFF AND SENDS HIM CHEST FIRST INTO THE ROPES!! OSAMU SHIVERS FROM THE PAIN RUNNING THROUGH HIS BODY, LOOK OUT DARCY MAY COMING FROM BEHIND, SCHOOL BOY!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!! TTTTHHHHRRRRREEE-KICKOUT!!!
Stew-O: There is still some fight left in Osamu Arcichida as he kicks out just before the three! And both competitors trying to pick themselves up off that bloody mat, Arcichida to his knees, Darcy on all fours trying to wipe away the blood from her eyes, Osamu himself a bloody mess as his torso is covered in claret! Darcy May trying to get up but Osamu stopping her with a right hand to the head! Darcy May ok her knees trying not to go down! Arcichida lands another right! Oh but Darcy fights back with a knife edge chop! Osamu with another punch! Morgan with a another knife edge chop! Another chop!
Jake Mercer: Morgan now lighting up Arcichida with a flurry of those chops! Ric his chest wasn’t red already from the blood it would be from those chops! Darcy May back to her feet and dragging Osamu up by the hair! Oh and Arcichida with a rake of the eyes! Darcy Blinded as Arcichida whips her to the corner, NO WAIT Darcy counters and it’s Osamu that hits the turnbuckles!
Flannery McCoy: Not just that but Osamu getting his arms and legs torn into by those pieces of glass that run right up to the turnbuckles! Look out here Darcy sprints towards him, AND LANDS WITH THE HANDSPRING ELBOW!! THE IMPACT OF THAT MOVE DRIVING ALL THAT GLASS DEEPER INTO THE FLESH OF OSAMU ARCICHIDA!!! Darcy with the momentum on her side, Arcichida looking worst for wear here as you have to wonder if all that blood loss is starting to spell the beginning of the end for him in this match?! Osamu stumbles out of the corner, Darcy charging right at him… DDD!!! DDDDOOOONNNNTTTT DDDDIIIISSSSS DDDDDAAAARRCCCYYYY!!!
Stew-O: BUT ARCICHIDA CATCHES IT!! Darcy May hopping on one leg before Arcichida sweeps it out from under her! Osamu with control of the leg, HE TRIES TO TURN DARCY MAY OVER… AND NOW HE SITS IN A SINGLE LEG CRAB!!! ARCICHIDA WRENCHING BACK ON THAT SUBMISSION AND AFTER ALL THE ABUSE THAT LEG HAS TAKEN IN THIS MATCH DARCY MAY MIGHT HAVE TO SUBMIT HERE AND NOW!
Jake Mercer: DARCY MAY TRYING TO HOLD OUT! YOU CAN SEE HER REACHING OUT INSTINCTIVELY WITH HER HAND FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE BUT IT WOULD NOT DO HER ANY FAVORS IN THIS PARTICULAR MATCH! DARCY THINKING BETTER OF TRYING TO GET A ROPE BREAK BUT IS ULTIMATELY TRAPPED IN THAT SUBMISSION!!
Flannery McCoy: Hang on, Darcy still trying to fight her way out of this single leg crab, look at the blood trickling down her face as she tries to push her way up and out of this hold! Arcichida rearing back however and keeping her from escaping!! Darcy again reaching out with her hand, SHE MAY BE READY TO SURRENDER HERE… NO! SHE PRESSES FORWARD AND ABSOLUTELY REFUSES TO TAP OUT!!
Stew-O: Morgan now reaching behind her and gets a hold of Osamu’s Ankle! Darcy May able to trip Arcichida and that breaks the hold! Both competitors getting back up, but Darcy May having trouble putting any weight on her knee! She turns to face Arcichida,Osamu waiting and scoops her up… HOT SHOT INTO THE GLASS!!!! MY GOD DARCY MAY MORGAN BEING DROPPED THROAT FIRST ACROSS ALL THAT JAGGED EDGED GLASS!!! SOMEONE STOP THIS MATCH!!!
Jake Mercer: I agree this one has gone too far! Osamu going for the cover and thank god it’s over!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!! TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: HOW THE HELL DID DARCY MAY KICK OUT OF THAT PIN ATTEMPT?!?! ARCICHIDA IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR ANOTHER COVER!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!! TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRR-
Stew-O: DARCY AGAIN KICKING OUT!!! Is this more instinct or is the will to win simply that great?! Does a shot at an EAW Championship mean this much, And if it does will there be anything left of either of these warriors after tonight?!
Jake Mercer: Not if Osamu Arcichida has his way right now with Darcy May! Even though he’s on wobbly legs, and every time Either of these competitors hearts beat they lose more blood, He is in a prime position to get himself that long awaited title match he has been looking for since Pain For Pride! Osamu dragging Darcy up by the hair, she barley has enough strength to hold up her own head-FACE ACHE!!! DARCY MAY WITH THAT HUGE SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! OSAMU OUT LIKE A LIGHT FROM THAT ONE! DARCY COLLAPSING AS HER KNEE GIVES OUT ON HER! DARCY TRYING TO CRAWL OVER TOWARDS ARCICHIDA! INCH BY INCH SHE PAINSTAKINGLY DRAGS HERSELF ACROSS THE CANVAS! DARCY JUST ABLE TO REACH OUT AND LAY HER ARM ACROSS THE BLOODY CHEST OF OSAMU ARCICHIDA!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!! TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ARCICHIDA GETTING THE SHOULDER UP!!! Darcy back on all fours pounding the mat in frustration, Osamu dragging himself up to his feet, DMM following suit, Darcy lands a knife edge chop, Arcichida with a leg kick that takes Darcy down to a knee! Osamu taking Darcy by the head, OH AND NOW HE BEGINS DRAGGING HER FACE ACROSS THE TOP ROPE! OSAMU SCRAPPING THE FEATURES OF DARCY MAY MORGAN ACROSS THAT BROKEN GLASS BEFORE HE SETS HET UP AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES! Darcy nearly out on her feet as Osamu sits her on the top turnbuckle, LOOK OUT OSAMU SETTING UP FOR CLASSIC AGGRESSIVE!! But Darcy fighting back before he can get that muscle buster fully set up! Darcy May with a modified muy thai knee strike that lands on the chin knocking Arcichida loopy! Darcy hooking him by the head, AND PLANTS HIM SKULL FIRST WITH THE TORNADO DDT!!! DARCY WITH A COVER!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!! TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE-KICKOUT!!!!
Stew-O: A kickout at 2 and 7/8ths there, Darcy with a look on her face that says what do I have to do to put this man away?! Darcy Dragging Osamu up to his feet, WOAH ARCICHIDA WITH A SUPLEX THAT CAUGHT DARCY OFF GUARD!
Jake Mercer: that’s not just any suplex! THAT’S THE BEST DAMN NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX IN THE BUSINESS!!! Arcichida foregoing the cover, instead he brings Darcy up to her feet, LOOK OUT! ROLLING KNEE BAR!! OOOOOOOSSSSSSSAAAAAMMMMMMUUUUU LLLLLLOOOOOOCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT WAIT DARCY BLOCKS IT BY LOCKING HER KNEES IN A TRIANGLE! SMART WAY TO SCOUT THE BEST MOVE IN ARCICHIDA’S ARSENAL!!! Osamu trying to pry open Darcy’s legs, Looks like he may transition to an Indian Death Lock! OH BUT DARCY WITH A RAKE OF THE EYES!!! Osamu breaking away blindly from Darcy before she can follow up! Arcichida up his feet just as Morgan is able to get to hers, Arcichida turns towards Morgan… DDDDDOOOOONNNNNTTTTF DDDDDDIIIISSSSSSSSSSS DDDDDAAAARRRRCCCCCYYYYYY!!! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE LANDS TO THE JAW!!! ARCICHIDA FALLING RIGHT INTO THE ARMS OF DARCY MAY! AND SHE DRIVES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT WITH A CUTTER! TRANSITIONS TO THE DRAGON SLEEPER!!! TTTTHHHHEEEE EEEENNNNNCCCCCOOOOORRRREEE!!!!! THAT SUBMISSION LOCKED IN THERES NOWHERE TO GO…. AND OSAMU TAPS!!!!
DING DING DING!!!
( “Spotlight Savior” by Iggy Azalea starts up. The ring crew quickly begins to undo the ropes. )
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IS YOUR WINNER… THE LEADING LADY DDDDDDAAAAAAARRRRRRRCCCCCCYYYYYY MMMMMMMMOOOOORRRRGGGGAAANNNNN!!!!
( The crew undo the bottom rope, as soon as they do the medical personnel on scene enter the ring and begin attending to both competitors.)
Stew-O: We said it at the beginning of this match, but I did not think we would see this level of brutality here in this match. Both of these amazing athletes gave their all here tonight and neither backed down and both were willing to pay any price in order to get the win here!
Jake Mercer: Well despite one hell of a run on sentence I have to agree with you Stew, both Darcy May Morgan and Osamu Arcichida went full tilt! And you see Osamu despite his great effort here tonight having to be helped out of the ring and onto a stretcher.
( A paramedic tried to help Darcy up to her feet, she shoos him away before standing up under her own power. The referee raises her hand and despite the crimson mask on her face, she is smiling ear to ear.)
Flannery McCoy: And anybody who had their doubts may well have been silenced here tonight! Darcy May stood tough in a brutal affair proving she’s more than just a pretty face, and for all the people calling her just a tag team specialist, she was able to get the win over a former National Elite Champion on her own! No longer is Darcy May Morgan just the other half of Valkyrie!
( Darcy gingerly makes her exit from the ring flanked by officials and paramedics who are there in case her Shakey legs give out. House of Glass fades into a commercial break.)
(Advertisement for 1-800-FLOWERS featuring The New Breed Champion Jenny Cien.)
(House of Glass cuts to the backstage area where EAW Network host and backstage reporter, Molly Waters, is standing by. Molly smiles into the camera as she starts speaking.)
Molly Waters: Ladies and gentlemen, later on tonight Impact and TLA will face off in a Glass Wallz match for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. Thanks to the power of Impact’s Gawd Contract, the reigning Female Elitist of the Year, Sienna Jade, will be serving as the special guest referee. The majority of the EAW Universe cried foul when this stipulation was announced because obviously it gives the defending champion an unfair advantage in the match. Joining me right now is the special guest referee for that match. Please welcome Sienna Jade.
(The perfection that is Sienna Jade steps into the picture and she has a smile on her face. Her make-up is especially perfect because she’s wearing the brand new Huda Beauty Mercury Retrograde palette. She also wears a cropped referee’s shirt and a pair of tight black bootie shorts. Her blonde locks are flowing across her shoulders in perfect Victoria’s Secret style waves. Sienna flashes Molly a coy little smile.)
Molly Waters: Let’s just start by saying congratulations on your successful in-ring return last week. You stepped back into the ring for the first time since losing the Universal Women’s Championship at Pain for Pride against Serena Bennett and didn’t appear to have lost a step. You joined forces with your tag team partner, Kassidy Heart, and defeated the team of New Breed Champion, Jenny Cien, and Impact’s opponent, TLA.
Sienna Jade: Well OBVIOUSLY the Jaded Hearts beat Jenny Cien and TLA because we literally beat everyone. I mean anyone who actually thought that Sienna Jade and Kassidy Heart, otherwise known as the 2018 Tag Team of the Year, couldn’t beat TLA and his Poon Palace rat needs to have their head examined! I think Kassi-Poo said it best when she said that the match was decided the second it was announced. We were always going to win that match. I’m not sure why people ever thought anything would change! I might have taken some time off after Pain for Pride to have an actual life, but there’s only so many make-up tutorials I can film, and honestly I just got bored. I plainly stated that I did everything I wanted to do in like two weeks and when Battle of Egypt came around, I decided it was time. Time to get back into the swing of things and cause a little trouble. TLA got lucky I couldn’t put my hands on him during that show because unlike Amber Keys, I’m not some uneducated animal who spits on the culture and customs of other people. I’m like totally respectful of foreign crap and whatever.
Molly Waters: Well tonight you are the special guest referee for your boyfriend’s World Heavyweight Championship match against the aforementioned TLA. Can we honestly expect you to be fair and unbiased during the match and call it right down the middle?
(Sienna looks absolutely aghast that Molly would ask her that question.)
Sienna Jade: Ohmygod! Of course I plan to be unfair! Tonight could very well be the most heartwarming and memorable moment of TLA’s career. He could give these dirty Hispanics hope that if they’re able to drag themselves out of poverty someday they too can be a career loser just like their hero! I would never want to hinder TLA’s ability to do what he does best and that is choke when everything he’s ever wanted is within reach! His hopes and dreams live and die by his lack of ability to capture world championships, and I would NEVER be the one the one to stop him.
Molly Waters: :usure:
Sienna Jade: :mjgrin: Look Maggie-
Molly Waters: It’s Molly.
Sienna Jade: Whatever. Potatoe, po-tot-o. It’s the same thing! You and everyone else watching this match can form your own conclusions. I know what’s at stake and I know how serious a Glass Wallz match is. This is for the World Heavyweight Championship and believe it or not, I totally take this responsibility I’ve been given seriously. CLEARLY I am going to call the match right down the middle, and even if it does happen to zig a little bit to the left, I’ll make sure to get things back on track if it’s needed. Honestly, I have nothing to personally gain from helping Impact win the match… unless you count his thick, juicy White Mamba that’s going to be slamming into me from behind later on.
(Molly’s eyes widen but before she can say anything, the champ himself steps into the picture. Sienna and Impact exchange smirks with one another.)
Sienna Jade: Omaiwerd! It’s the World Heavyweight Champion! I bow to the man!
Impact: And after tonight, the White Mamba is still going to be your reigning and defending World Heavyweight Champion. I’m pretty sure the special guest referee I appointed knows what to do and I have the utmost confidence that Sienna Jade will call the match the way it needs to be called.
Sienna Jade: Of course! You can count on me to do the right thing!
(Impact smirks and shoves the EAW World Heavyweight Championship into the camera as the champ and the special guest referee swap spit. House of Glass fades to the ringside area.)
(House of Glass returns and focuses on the Red Wallz structure that is hanging above the ring. Creepy music begins to play as the structure is slowly lowered down to the ring. Once it lands on the apron, the cage explodes begins to radiate the red light that gives it its name.)
(Stephie Love steps forward and raises up the microphone.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A RED WALLZ MATCH! In this match there will be no count outs, no disqualifications, and there must be a winner! There are weapons hanging from the corners of each wall and this glass structure is twice as hard to break due to glass be specially hand-crafted just for this match. You can win by pinfall, submission, or death!
(The crowd gets real excited over that.)
Jake Mercer: :whoa: Well we certainly don’t want anyone to die tonight, but who knows what’s going to happen in this match? EAW is about to stick two men who clearly despise one another inside of this structure, and chances are someone’s not walking out tonight under their own power.)
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana begins to play and crowd erupts as Cage comes walking out.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM EDMONTON, ALBERTA, CANADA… WEIGHING IN AT 227 POUNDS… HE IS THE REIGNING ELITIST OF THE YEAR… CAGE!
Flannery McCoy: Listen to this reaction for Cage! No matter where we go, one thing is for sure. Cage is going to be one of the most talked about and most loved Elitists. This man is as tough as they come and he is looking to take Drake King to task tonight and make him pay for all the sneak attacks!
Stew-O: Cage gave Drake a little taste of what’s in store for him last week on Dynasty when he showed up and cost Drake his match with Viz. I doubt he plans to take it easy tonight. This might end up being one of the worst beatings of Drake’s career, but if he can somehow survive Cage, he might end up launching himself into professional wrestling immortality. But that’s a big if.
(Cage gets into the ring, shrugs off his leather jacket, and gets set for the match. He’s already ready to fight. His music fades out and is quickly replaced with Motorhead’s “King of Kings.” The crowd begins to jeer as Drake King walks out.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…. FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA… WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS… DRAKE KING!
Jake Mercer: :blessed: Sierra Bradford’s favorite Elitist!!!!
Flannery McCoy: I know Drake said last week that this is not the biggest match of his career, but he has to know that a win over Cage will put him right back into the world championship conversation. This match could make or break Drake King, and even though he might not want to admit, Drake has to believe this is his biggest opportunity to show the EAW Universe that he belongs here.
Stew-O: There’s no doubt that Drake has all the talent in the world, but his use of questionable tactics in the past have seemingly derailed his popularity with the EAW Universe. They don’t like this man or what he stands for. Drake has to back up his words and actions tonight, and if he makes one slip, Cage is going to pounce and end Drake King right here in the middle of this ring.
(Drake gets into the ring and he takes a moment to stare at Red Wallz. He seems confident he knows what he’s getting into and when the referee checks with both men, they both agree they’re ready to go!)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: The red light is casting an eerie glow across the ring, engulfing these men and making it look like this structure is on fire. Red Wallz is one of the most barbaric matches EAW has ever seen and there’s no doubt that this rivalry between Drake and Cage will come to an end tonight.
Jake Mercer: It takes a lot of weight and sheer force to break regular glass, but when it comes to Red Wallz and this unforgiving structure, it takes about double that amount and effort. What we’re about to see in this match won’t be for the faint of heart. Both of these men have proven they have what it takes to thrive and survive under these circumstances. I can’t wait to see how this one plays out.
Stew-O: DRAKE IMMEDIATELY SWINGS THE BRANDING IRON AT CAGE AND CATCHES HIM IN THE GUT!
Flannery McCoy: Cage doubles over and that allows Drake to bring the branding down across Cage’s back! Drake immediately rushes towards the corner and climbs the turnbuckles, looking to quickly introduce more weapons into this match! Cage is back to his feet and he sprints to the corner, clubbing Drake in the back and dropping him! Drake lands on the top turnbuckle and Cage grabs him by the hair and pulls him down into a Tree of Woe position! Cage with several vicious stomps to the face and chest of Drake King, while Drake is hanging upside down! Cage backs up to the opposite side of the ring and takes off running… dropkick to the face of Drake King! Drake falls from the Tree of Woe position and Cage is quick to snatch up the branding iron! :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Drake King has made plenty of people feel the burn of that weapon, and it seems like Cage is about to make him eat it! Cage twirls the branding iron between his fingers and motions for Drake to get back to his feet. Drake staggers up and Cage takes the blunt end of that weapon and slams Drake right between the eyes with it! That’s opened up a small wound and blood is streaming down the face of Drake now, however I’m more concerned with the fact that Cage is pointing the sizzling end of that branding iron towards Drake now. CAGE BRINGS THE BRANDING IRON DOWN ON DRAKE BUT DRAKE GETS HIS HANDS UP! DRAKE CATCHES THE BRANDING IRON AND HE’S TRYING TO WRESTLE IT AWAY FROM CAGE! CAGE STOMPS ON HIM A FEW TIMES AND RIPS THE BRANDING IRON FROM DRAKE! CAGE HAS CONTROL OF THE BRANDING IRON AND HE JUST SLAMMED IT INTO THE PECTORAL MUSCLE OF DRAKE!
Flannery McCoy: CAGE IS LAUGHING AS HE BURNS THE FLESH FROM DRAKE’S BODY! DRAKE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY RIGHT NOW! Drake King uses the ropes to pull himself onto the apron and he manages to struggle into a sitting position. His hands are shaking as he looks down at the bloody burn on his chest, and you know he has to be in sheer agony right now. Cage has ditched the branding iron, but he’s making his way back over to Drake. He grabs Drake by the hair and pulls him up. Both men are in standing positions now, and Cage throws a forearm that catches Drake right across the jaw! Cage follows it up with a kick that connects with Drake’s wounded chest and that sends Drake back first against the Red Wall. Cage backs up and waits for Drake to return to an upright position AND CAGE GOES FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!
Stew-O: BUT DRAKE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND CAGE CRASHES HEAD FIRST INTO THE RED WALL! That could be the opening Drake needs because this match has not started off great for him! I want everyone to take note that Cage crashing head first into the red wall didn’t even cause a crack to form in it. This structure is absolutely no joke and there’s a good chance both of these Elitists end up hurt tonight. Drake looks down at Cage and decides to scale the turnbuckles and grab a weapon. The only way this match is ever going to be decided between these two is if they hurt one another, and Drake has just unhooked a glass chair from the top of the wall. Drake tucks the glass chair under his arm and grabs Cage by the hair, pulling him back inside the ring. Cage fights back with a series of punches to Drake’s mid-section, but Drake raises the chair in the air and brings it crashing down onto the head of Cage! Glass is flying everywhere and Cage is bleeding now! Drake quickly drops down and goes for the cover on Cage!
Jake Mercer: KICK OUT AT ONE! Drake actually looks a little surprised but I’m not. Diamond Cage is the competitor he is today because of matches just like this. When you look at what’s happened in the opening moments of this match and compare it to everything Cage has gone through in his career so far, this is NOTHING! Drake King is going to have to murder this man tonight if he plans on winning this match.
Flannery McCoy: Drake gets back to his feet and pulls Cage up with him. They lock up for the first time in this match and Drake is able to force Cage into the corner. Drake pulls back and nails Cage with several shoulders to the gut, before following up with a stiff European style uppercut. Cage’s head snaps back and Drake leaps up, clocking Cage with a brutal knee to the face! Drake grabs Cage, runs him to the center of the ring, and bulldogs him into a pile of shattered glass! Drake turns Cage over and goes for another cover!
Stew-O: Another kick out at one!
Jake Mercer: A glare settles over the face of Drake King and he mounts Cage, unloading vicious right hands to the face of the former world champion! Drake is relentlessly hammering away on Cage, causing those superficial wounds to open up even further. This match was never going to be a classic, and in fact, I fully expected it to be bowling shoe ugly. Cage just blocked another punch, and Cage’s other hand shoots out, gripping Drake around the throat! Cage maintains his hold on Drake as both men make their way back to their feet! Cage drives his knee into Drake’s gut and looks to drive him headfirst into the Red Wall, but Drake gets his hands up to block! Drake catches Cage with an elbow and whirls around, hitting Cage with a right! Drake with a kick to the stomach and he forces Cage into the corner! Drake stomps Cage into a sitting position before catching him with a knee to the jaw! He grabs Cage and whips him into the opposite corner! Cage slams against the turnbuckles BUT HE USES THE MOMENTUM TO EXPLODE OUT OF THE CORNER AND TAKES DRAKE OFF HIS FEET WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Flannery McCoy: Cage grabs Drake, lifts him up, and throws him over the top rope and into the red wall! Cage pauses long enough to unwrap some of the tape around his wrist, and he’s rewrapping his knuckles. Oh I see what he’s done! Cage rewrapped the tape sticky side out because he’s just slammed his fist into some of the discarded glass from the broken chair. Drake is crawling back through the ropes now and back towards Cage, and ‘Explicit Content’ greets Drake with a kick to the skull! Drake falls back and Cage drops down, grabbing Drake by the hair and slamming his loaded fist into Drake’s face! Drake was already busted open from earlier, having taken the branding iron right between the eyes, and now Cage is turning the King’s face into a crimson mask!
Stew-O: Cage quickly turns his attention to that ugly looking burn he caused earlier and he is slamming his fist into it now! Drake King is in a lot of trouble right now, and Cage doesn’t appear to be letting up. Cage digs his knuckles into that brand and twists, glass just ripping it open the scabbing and causing blood to pour out of it. Drake King is powerless right now, and Cage is just toying with him. Cage is back up and he grabs Drake by the ankles. He stomps him in the mid-section a few times before hooking the legs and catapulting Drake into the red wall! Drake slams face first into the wall and slides back down onto the ring apron. Cage rolls to the apron and takes Drake’s face, places it against the wall, and uses his foot to keep it there! Drake’s face and head are both being crushed against the side of the wall.
Jake Mercer: Cage finally lets up and pulls Drake back up. He punches him a few times before grabbing him by the hair and slamming him face first into the wall! Cage does it again… and again! Cage is showing absolutely no chill as he slams Drake’s face into the wall for a final time! The wall has cracked for the first time tonight and Cage seems pleased with the fact he used another man’s face to do so. He throws Drake back into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. This audience is on their feet as Cage flies and lands a driving headbutt right on Drake! Cage takes a moment to collect his bearings and now’s hooking the leg for the cover!
Flannery McCoy: Drake kicks out!
Stew-O: Cage quickly transitions into the crossface! There’s nowhere for Drake to go right now, and even if he did make it to the ropes, there’s no rope breaks. He’s completely at Cage’s mercy and honestly, he should probably think about looking at the big picture right now. Road to Redemption is coming up next month and Drake King needs to be thinking about the possibility of competing in the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Surely he would be a favorite to get into that match and compete against either TLA or Impact for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Flannery McCoy: I see your point, Stew, but we also know that Drake King is no quitter and he came to House of Glass with a point to prove. He didn’t mince words this week when he told us how he felt about Cage and Cage’s legacy, and after all the crap he talked, he HAS to find a way to survive and win this match.
Jake Mercer: Drake is clawing at Cage’s hands, trying to break the grip, but Cage just continues to pull back on Drake’s neck. Drake desperately grabs for Cage’s fingers and tries to pull them apart but Cage lets go of the crossface! Drake’s face slams into the mat and Cage begins peppering him with forearms to the back of the head! Cage goes to grab Drake into the crossface again, but Drake somehow manages to grab Cage by the thigh and roll him over into a pin!
Flannery McCoy: Cage quickly powers out and jumps to his feet, but Drake forces himself to his knees and nails Cage with a low blow! Cage drops to his knees, and Drake is back up! He rushes the ropes and comes back…. KNEE TO THE FACE! Cage is taken down and Drake FINALLY seems to be gaining a little bit of momentum in this match.
Stew-O: Drake grabs Cage up by the hair, hooks the neck and snaps Cage into the mat with a DDT! Cage is down and Drake uses the opportunity to head to another corner and climb the turnbuckles! There’s a black bag hanging from the top of Red Wallz in that corner and Drake has that bag in hand!
(Drake drops down to the mat and quickly opens the bag, promptly spilling the contents onto the mat. Hundreds of thumbtacks, glass shards, a roll of barbed wire, fishing lures, a cheese grater, and some other kitchen utensils fall to the mat.)
Flannery McCoy: I’m pretty sure the only thing missing from that mess on the mat is an actual knife, guys.
Jake Mercer: Well if you remember the email that went out a few months ago, the use of knives in competitive wrestling matches is banned thanks to what went down at Bloodsport.
Flannery McCoy: Drake King is seemingly surveying his options right now and I’m not sure how I really feel about what’s about to happen.
(Drake snatches up two fishing lures and makes his way back over to Cage.)
Jake Mercer: Drake puts the boots to Cage and drags him over to the ropes. He tosses Cage over the bottom one and reaches through the middle one, grabbing a handful of hair and bending Cage back.
Flannery McCoy: OMG NO!
Jake Mercer: O.
Stew-O: DRAKE IS HOOKING THE FISHING LURES ON BOTH SIDES OF CAGE’S MOUTH! DRAKE HAS THEM HOOKED AND HE IS PULLING BACK ON THEM NOW! :damn:!!!!!!!! THE INSIDE OF CAGE’S MOUTH IS FILLING UP WITH BLOOD AS DRAKE CONTINUES TO PULL BACK! CAGE DESPERATELY KICKS HIS LEG BACK AND CATCHES DRAKE IN THE THIGH! DRAKE STUMBLES BACK, LETTING GO OF THE HOOKS, AND MY GAWD. THEY’RE JUST HANGING FROM THE MOUTH OF THE REIGNING 2018 ELITIST OF THE YEAR!
Flannery McCoy: Cage is spitting out blood and cursing up a storm, and he’s trying to dig those hooks out of his mouth! Drake comes flying at him, looking to catch him with a running knee but Cage is able to duck and he lifts Drake up…. slinging him into the side of red wallz! The walls crack again, but they’re still not broken and Cage is finally able to rip both of the lures out of his mouth! He looks fucking pissed and he spits blood on Drake, before grabbing him and pulling him back inside the ring! Cage kicks at the thumbtacks and glass, spreading the mess out with his foot. He turns Drake around, locks his arms around Drake’s waist and brings him down with a german suplex! He bridges for a pin!
Jake Mercer: Drake gets the shoulder up, but Cage maintains control of the hold! He deadlifts Drake up and this time hits a release German suplex that sends Drake crashing into the turnbuckles! Drake’s head snaps against the ropes, and Cage grabs the cheese grater. He slams it into Drake’s face multiple times before raking it across Drake’s head! Drake’s forehead is sliced to ribbons and the blood is blinding Drake at the moment. Cage continues to pound that metal grater into Drake’s skull and he drags Drake over to the thumbtacks and glass! He throws him face first into it and backs up a bit! CURBSTOMP! DRAKE’S BLOODY FACE IS NOW COVERED WITH THUMBTACKS AND GLASS!
Flannery McCoy: Drake continues to fight through all this abuse, though! He’s back to his knees but here’s Cage with another curbstomp! Cage takes the roll of barbed wire and forces Drake’s mouth open, shoving it between the man’s teeth! CAGE WITH A THIRD CURBSTOMP FORCING DRAKE TO BITE DOWN ON THAT BARBED WIRE BALL! CAGE KICKS DRAKE ONTO HIS BACK AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
Jake Mercer: HOW?!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE KING KICKED OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND AND FOR SOME REASON CAGE IS SMILING ABOUT IT!
Jake Mercer: :lupe: I feel like Cage just sees this as an opportunity to do more damage to Drake. He’s ripped the barbed wire roll from Drake’s mouth and is starting to unravel it. Cage wraps his entire arm with that barbed wire and tosses the empty roll to the side. He watches as Drake tries to use the ropes and pull himself up, and he charges forward nailing Drake in the back of the head with his barbed wire wrapped arm! Drake slides to the mat and Cage wraps him up in a choke, forcing his wrapped arm around Drake’s throat. Cage is making Drake pay for all the attacks and all the shit verbal shit he tossed around this week, and ‘The King’ might be in over his head tonight. As great as a wrestler as Cage is, no rules and free reign to do whatever he wants inside a ring is where he thrives. He has unleashed a special kind of Hell on Drake tonight and as big of a fan as I am of the former Interwire Champion, I’m not sure if he’s going to be able to escape this match with a victory.
Flannery McCoy: It doesn’t look great. Underneath all blood, Drake appears to be fading away. Cage is screaming at the referee to check on him and he raises Drake’s arm in the air. The referee lets it drop, and indeed Drake’s arm is limp. Cage tightens his grip around Drake’s neck and the referee grabs Drake’s arm for a second time and raises it up. It drops again and if that arm drops for a third time, this match is over.
Stew-O: This crowd is holding their breath, waiting to see if Drake is truly out of this. The referee raises Drake’s arm for a third time and it dr- NO! Drake clenches his fist and this crowd erupts. A sick smile crosses the face of Cage and he lets go of Drake. Drake is gasping for breath and trying to suck some air back into his lungs, and Cage is slowly getting back up to his feet. He grabs Drake by the hair and begins to hammer away at the bloodied face of his opponent. Drake fires back with a weak looking shot to Cage’s gut, but Cage drives his knee into Drake’s face and knocks him back on the mat. Cage starts pulling the barbed wire off his arm and starts choking Drake with it!
Flannery McCoy: Drake is kicking and thrashing, and grabbing at Cage’s arms. He’s trying everything in his power to get free. He gets his legs up and catches Cage around the neck and uses the last bit of his strength to force Cage onto his side. As a result, Cage is forced to release the choke and Drake releases the leg scissors and rolls to his side. He forces himself up as Cage returns to his feet, and DRAKE HITS CAGE WITH A LOW BLOW! CAGE IS STILL UP SO DRAKE DOES IT AGAIN AND JUST OUT OF SPITE HE NAILS CAGE FOR A THIRD TIME! CAGE IS DOWN AND DRAKE FALLS BACK!
Jake Mercer: Cage is in sheer agony having just taken three shots to the balls, and Drake is sprawled out on his back trying to recuperate. This match has been brutal, and Drake has taken a lot of punishment. He’s got to find a second wind right now and capitalize on the fact Cage is finally down on the mat.
(With both men down, the sold-out crowd does their best to rally behind both of them. They stomp their feet and clap their hands, and everyone is out of their respective seat.)
Flannery McCoy: It’s Cage who is back to his feet first and he heads towards Drake. Cage bends down to pull Drake up and WHOA! DRAKE JUST STABBED CAGE IN THE EYE WITH A FORK! CAGE IS GRABBING AT HIS EYE AND DRAKE KIPS UP! HE STABS CAGE IN THE FACE AGAIN AND AGAIN! DRAKE CATCHES CAGE IN THE GUT AND WHIPS HIM INTO THE ROPES! CAGE SOMEHOW HOOKS HIS ARMS BUT DRAKE WITH A RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE! CAGE IS SENT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SLAMS INTO RED WALLS!!! DRAKE DARTS BETWEEN THE ROPES AND DRIVES THE FORK INTO CAGE’S FACE AGAIN! BLOOD IS POURING DOWN CAGE’S FACE NOW!
Stew-O: Drake is showing no mercy as he just raises that fork above his head and drives it down into Cage’s head over and over again! This is Drake’s opportunity to get some revenge on Cage for all the torture he inflicted on him earlier and he seems to be taking advantage of it. Drake looks up at the Red Wallz structure and spies a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat hanging from that left corner. Drake drapes Cage’s arms over the ropes and pulls up the bottom one, trapping Cage on the apron! Drake slams the fork into Cage’s head one more time and it sticks :damn: that fork is just protruding out Cage’s head now!
Jake Mercer: Drake quickly climbs the ropes and retrieves the baseball bat and oh man. The tides of this match have certainly turned. Cage was dominating only moments ago, but Drake’s heart and resilience have been on full display. Drake stands behind Cage now and he takes the bat and presses it against Cage’s forehead! Drake places his knee on the back of Cage’s head for leverage and dear Gawd. Cage is being tortured right now! Cage is kicking his legs out and trying to work his arms free, but Drake is keeping him in place thanks to his own knee and the bat! Cage is still fighting like a trapped animal, and Drake lowers his knee…. only to slam it into the back of Cage’s skull! Cage slumps in his bonds and Drake climbs onto the apron. He looks at the Red Wall that stands in front of him and he slams the bat into it! Drake is using the bat to break the wall and look! It’s cracking! Drake takes one last swing at the red wall AND IT SHATTERS! THAT RED WALL JUST SHATTERED AND GLASS IS RAINING DOWN ON DRAKE AND CAGE NOW! DRAKE TOSSES THE BAT TO THE SIDE AND SLIPS OUT OF THE RING! HE PULLS UP THE SKIRT AND BEGINS PULLING OUT MORE GLASS CHAIRS!
Flannery McCoy: THERE’S A GLASS LADDER! DRAKE SLIDES EVERYTHING INTO THE RING BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING ELSE HE’S LOOKING FOR!
(All of a sudden a smile crosses the bloodied, battered face of Drake King. The crowd gasps as he withdraws the weapon he was looking for.)
Stew-O: THAT IS A DAMN LEGO TABLE MADE ENTIRELY OF GLASS! WHAT KIND OF MONSTER PUTS TOGETHER A TABLE OF GLASS LEGOS?!?!?!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE SLIDES THE LEGO TABLE INTO THE RING AND SETS IT UP RIGHT! HE TAKES ONE OF THE GLASS CHAIRS AND SLAMS IT ACROSS THE FACE OF CAGE! DRAKE GRABS ANOTHER GLASS CHAIR! HE SLAMS THAT ONE ACROSS CAGE’S FACE! DRAKE GRABS A THIRD CHAIR AND HE SLAMS THAT ONE ACROSS CAGE’S FACE AS WELL! THAT’S THREE STRAIGHT GLASS CHAIRS TO THE FACE OF CAGE AND DRAKE IS FEELING IT RIGHT NOW! HE FREES CAGE FROM THE ROPES AND PICKS HIM UP, LAYING HIM ACROSS THE LEGO TABLE! CAGE LOOKS DEAD TO ME AND DRAKE GOES FOR THE ROPES! DRAKE GETS SET FOR A MOONSAULT BUT WAIT! DRAKE IS TAKING THIS A STEP FURTHER AND HE IS CLIMBING THE TOP OF THE RED WALL! IS HE SERIOUSLY ABOUT TO FUCKING LEAP OFF THE TOP OF THE RED WALL?!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE IS ON TOP OF THE WALL NOW AND HE RAISES HIS HANDS IN THE AIR! DRAKE TAKES OFF! PHOENIX SPLASH OF THE TOP OF RED WALLZ! PHOENIX SPLASH!
Flannery McCoy: :damn:!!
Jake Mercer: :damn:!!!
Stew-O: CAGE DROPS TO THE MAT AND DRAKE CRASHES THROUGH THE GLASS LEGO TABLE! I THINK DRAKE KING IS DEAD!!!
(A replay shows Drake King diving off the top of the intact corner of Red Walls in slow motion and trying to hit a Phoenix Splash on Cage. Cage rolls off the table and hits the mat, which causes Drake to crash through the table. The slow motion replay is shown three times because it’s kind of hilarious sad. :wow:)
Flannery McCoy: Ohmygod! Neither of them are moving and the referee isn’t sure what he’s supposed to do. There has to be a winner in this match!
(Several moments pass before Cage begins to move.)
Jake Mercer: It’s the King of the Deathmatch that begins to move first. Cage struggles into a sitting position and wipes the blood from his face. This crowd is going nuts as Cage looks around at the carnage and destruction that surrounds him in the ring. The former world champion forces himself to his feet and stumbles over to the glass ladder that Drake slipped inside the ring. Cage grabs a hold of the ladder and drags it towards the corner. He starts climbing up it and gets himself positioned at the top.
Stew-O: But Drake is back up now too! He somehow finds the wherewithal to rush towards the ladder and he begins climbing up the other side! Somehow this glass ladder is holding both men and as they both stand at the top, their eyes lock! Words are exchanged between the two that our cameras aren’t able to pick up but Cage is the first man to throw a right hand! Drake fires back with a right of his own. Now Cage! DRAKE! CAGE! DRAKE! CAGE! DRAKE! CAGE! CAGE! CAGE! CAGE REARS BACK AND CATCHES DRAKE WITH A PUNCH RIGHT TO THE CHEST BRAND AND DRAKE SLIPS FROM THE LADDER! DRAKE SLIDES DOWN THE RUNGS, HIS CHIN SLAMMING INTO ONE OF THOSE RUNGS. THE LADDER CRACKS WHICH CAUSES CAGE TO SLIP, BUT HE RIGHTS HIMSELF AND CLIMBS TO THE VERY TOP! DRAKE LOOKS UP AND SEES CAGE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING RISKY AND DRAKE GRABS THE LEGS OF THE LADDER!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE SHOVES THE GLASS LADDER AND IT TILTS, AND THE LADDER AND CAGE GO CRASHING INTO RED WALLZ! THE LADDER SHATTERS! THE SIDE OF RED WALLZ SHATTERED AND CAGE JUST GOT BURIED UNDER A PILE OF GLASS!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE PULLS HIMSELF UP AND DIGS CAGE OUT OF THE WRECKAGE DRAGGING HIM BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING! DRAKE LOOKS AROUND WILDLY AND SPIES HIS BRANDING IRON. HE RUNS TO IT AND GRABS IT AND BRINGS IT OVER TO CAGE! HE SLAMS IT DOWN INTO CAGE’S STOMACH REPEATEDLY UNTIL CAGE IS COUGHING UP BLOOD! DRAKE CRACKS IT ACROSS THE BATTERED FACE OF CAGE AND PULLS CAGE INTO A SITTING POSITION. DRAKE RUNS THE ROPES AND COMES FLYING AT CAGE! THE GUILLOTINE! THE SICK KICK CONNECTS WITH CAGE AND DRAKE THROWS HIS BODY OVER CAGE FOR THE COVER!
Stew-O: NO! NO! CAGE GOT THE SHOULDER UP! CAGE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!
Jake Mercer: Pardon my language BUT HOW IN THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT?! HOW DID HE JUST KICK OUT THE GUILLOTINE! DRAKE IS BESIDE HIMSELF RIGHT NOW! HE THOUGHT HE HAD THE MATCH WON AND CAGE PUT AWAY! DRAKE GIVES THE REFEREE A LOOK OF PURE ANGUISH AND ALL THE REFEREE CAN DO IS JUST SHRUG HIS SHOULDERS! DRAKE SLOWLY GETS BACK UP AND HE DRAGS CAGE BACK INTO A SITTING POSITION! THE EXPERIENCE AND PAIN TOLERANCE AND JUST THE OVERALL TOUGHNESS OF CAGE JUST SAVED THIS MATCH! DRAKE PULLS CAGE UP! CAGE FIRES BACK SEVERAL SHOTS TO DRAKE’S RIBCAGE AND RAKES HIM ACROSS THE FACE! CAGE IS USING EVERY BIT OF HIS RESOLVE AND STRENGTH RIGHT NOW AND HE GRABS DRAKE, WHIPPING HIM ACROSS THE ROPES! DRAKE DUCKS A LARIAT AND WHIRLS AROUND, THROWING UP A SPINNING HEEL KICK! CAGE DUCKS THE KICK, LEAPS IN THE AIR, BUT DRAKE BRUSHES OFF THE DROPKICK! DRAKE BENDS DOWN TO GRAB CAGE BUT CAGE JERKS HIM DOWN AND ROLLS HIM UP FOR A QUICK PIN!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE IS ABLE TO KICK OUT! CAGE IS UP! DRAKE IS UP! THEY RUSH TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER! CAGE SWINGS WILDLY AND LANDS A LEFT HOOK! CAGE WITH A FOREARM SHOT! DRAKE QUICKLY RECOVERS AND CATCHES CAGE WITH AN UPPERCUT! CAGE STAGGERS BACK! DRAKE WITH ANOTHER UPPERCUT! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! DRAKE SNATCHES CAGE UP AND PUTS HIM A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION! CAGE WIGGLES FREE AND GRABS DRAKE AROUND THE WAIST! CAGE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! NO! DRAKE LANDS ON HIS FEET! DRAKE WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF CAGE’S HEAD AND CAGE SLAMS INTO THE CORNER! DRAKE ROLLS HIM UP BUT CAGE ROLLS THROUGH! CAGE LOOKING FOR A NECKBREAKER BUT HE’S UNABLE TO HANG ON! DRAKE WITH ELBOWS TO THE GUT! DRAKE CATCHES CAGE WITH A KICK TO THE GUT AND QUICKLY HOOKS HIM IN THE MILLER LI- NO! CAGE LIFTS DRAKE UP AND DROPS HIM TO THE MAT! CAGE GOES FOR THE ANKLE LOCK BUT DRAKE GRABS ONE OF THOSE STRAY SHARDS OF GLASS AND STABS CAGE IN THE LEG WITH IT! THE GLASS IS STICKING OUT OF CAGE’S LEG NOW AND HE’S HOPPING ON ONE FOOT! DRAKE WITH A SUPERKICK AND THAT SLAMS CAGE INTO THE CORNER! CAGE COMES STUMBLING OUT OF THE CORNER ON ONE LEG AND DRAKE GRABS HIM INTO THE FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION AGAIN!
Stew-O: CAGE ONCE AGAIN FREES HIMSELF BUT DRAKE WISELY SWEEPS CAGE’S FEET OUT FROM UNDERNEATH OF HIM AND STOMPS ON THAT PIECE OF GLASS THAT’S STUCK IN CAGE’S LEG! BLOOD IS POURING FROM THAT WOUND NOW AND DRAKE CONTINUES TO USE HIS FOOT AS A HAMMER AND DRIVE THAT GLASS FURTHER INTO CAGE’S LEG! DRAKE GRABS CAGE INTO THE FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION FOR THE THIRD TIME!!! FIREMAN’S CARRY KNEESTRIKE! CAGE IS DOWN ON HIS KNEES! DRAKE SPRINTS TO THE ROPES AND SCURRIES UP! HE DOESN’T EVEN HESITATE! HE JUMPS OFF THE TOP AND CAGE EATS A CURBSTOMP! HIS FACE IS SLAMMED INTO ALL THE GLASS, THUMBTACKS, AND DEBRIS THAT COVERS THE RING! HARSH PUNISHMENT HAS JUST TAKEN CAGE OUT OF THIS MATCH AND DRAKE MAKES THE COVER!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOU WINNER…. DRAKE KING!
(“King of Kings” by Motorhead begins to blast across the PA system and the referee rushes to Drake’s side to help him.)
Stew-O: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! DRAKE KING JUST SCORED ARGUABLY HIS BIGGEST WIN HERE IN EAW! He just defeated a bonafide Hall of Famer and the reigning Elitist of the Year, Cage!
Flannery McCoy: What a brutal, barbaric match we just witnessed between these two men who have no respect for one another. The referee is having to help Drake up to his feet and Drake is hardly able to stand.
(Drake has to be helped to the ropes and he gingerly gets out of the ring and begins limping his way up the ramp.)
Jake Mercer: That was a hell of a performance by Drake King just now. You can call him bland, boring, generic, or whatever else. But one thing is for sure, that man is a future world champion and is well on his way to becoming one of the great ones. The fact he was willing to go for broke tonight just shows how badly this man wants to be here and how hard he is willing to work to make sure his dreams here in EAW come true. Congratulations to Drake King!
(The camera takes another shot of the victorious Drake King, who has stopped halfway down the entrance ramp. He’s watching the replay of himself ending the match with ‘Harsh Punishment’ and there’s no mistaken the smile of arrogance that slides across Drake’s face. He gives himself a pat on the back much to the crowd’s annoyance and disappears behind the guerilla curtain. House of Glass fades into a break.)
(Commercial break for Taco Bell featuring Jamie O’Hara and a disgusted Cameron Ella Ava.)
(House of Glass returns and the next match graphic flashes on the screen.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love on the outside of the ring, the ring is absolutely scattered with glass shards, some of it spills out to the ringside area, it looks like a dangerous hazmat zone as not even the Ref is in the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a 1000 SHARDS MATCH!!!
Stephie Love: And it is scheduled for…
Stephie Love: I’ll take that…
(“Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen plays to an astounding ovation as The Visual Prophet enters the ring on a purple leather couch with Valets carrying it. A lone purple spotlight shines down on him as smoke emits everywhere and he’s seen wearing wearing a glass crown and spreads his arms out to the crowd blowing kisses as the valets carry him along)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 230 pounds… THE VISUALLLLLL PROOOPPPHHEETTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: It all started on Dynasty, when The Visual Prophet attacked Kassidy Heart after he lost to her husband, Ryan Adams.
Flannery McCoy: It’s clear to see Viz isn’t holding back on anything. He’s had no problem trash talking his opponent and opposing her on every single word she said. Viz has been anticipating the day where he can stick it to the boss, and to his wife as well, this is his chance, he’s gonna thrive.
(The Visual Prophet is put down and helped out of his couch as he waves royally to the crowd with a grin. He gets into the ring and kicks the glass away from his corner as he wants the spotlight to shine down on him and only him. He spreads his arms out and spins as “Another One Bites The Dust” fades out.)
(“Put Em Up” by Lupe Fiasco then plays to cheers as the smoke clears and the lights shine bright on Kassidy Heart. She sports skinny jeans, combat boots, and a modified “Jaded Hearts” shirt. She looks determined as she warms up and makes her way to the ring with pure anger on her face)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Sydney Australia, weighing in at 125 pounds… THE MAULER, KASSSIIIDDDDYYYYY HEEEAAARRTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Guys, I don’t think plastic mixes well with glass does it? I mean just look at her, she looks like a toy from the next Toy Story movie, or maybe she’s the next Ariel in the live action Little Mermaid movie, but there’s already too much plastic in the sea-
Stew-O: :skip: Visual Prophet wanted a fight? I’m damn sure he got one. If Kassidy Heart hasn’t already snapped, she certainly did now. She didn’t hold back in the weeks leading up to House Of Glass, I don’t think she’s gonna let Viz get out easy after their war of words.
Flannery McCoy: A cut up face, swollen and battened mouth, brutalized, looking like she came out of a horror film. Kassidy Heart has not forgotten what has happened at the hands of The Visual Prophet and what he’s done to her, terrorized, angered her to a point where there’s no sympathy left her in body. The Hannibal Lecter of EAW, The Mauler has arrived AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S READY FOR A FIGHT EARLY! OH MY GOD!
(Kassidy Heart quickly slides into the ring as “Put Em Up” fades away and hits The Visual Prophet with a suicide dive to the outside of the ring. Kassidy starts to absolutely beat the living shit out of Viz as the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY IS GOING OFF ON VIZ AS HE’S THROWN RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! KASSIDY SLAMMING HER FIST DOWN ON VIZ! Viz trying to irish whip Kass into the ring but Kass stops herself as she doesn’t want to be the first one to be in contact with the glass shards in the ring just yet! VIZ RUNNING AT KASS AND KNOCKING HER DOWN WITH A STIFF PUNCH RIGHT TO HER CHEEK! Viz looking to the ring as he seemingly has a idea! HE’S TRYING TO PILE KASS ALREADY ON THE SHARDS! BUT KASS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND GETS TO HER FEET! SHE RUNS! BUT VIZ LIFTING HER UP! I THINK HE’S GOING FOR A SNAKE EYES ATTEMPT! WAIT THERE’S A GLASS SHARD STICKING UP! DONT DO THIS NOT YET! SNAKE EYES!
Stew-O: VIZ SLAMS KASSIDY’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE APRON AS A GLASS SHARD IMPALES HER RIGHT ON THE FOREHEAD! Kass is down as she’s clutching her head rolling around repeatedly! Viz bringing Kass up! KASS! KASS HEADBUTTING VIZ RIGHT ON THE HEAD! THE GLASS SHARD TRANSFERS FROM KASS’ HEAD TO VIZ’S! THIS MATCH IS ALREADY CARNAGE! Kass stomping away at Viz making sure he stays down as long as possible! Viz trying to fight back but the only thing he can do is retreat as he’s trying to pull that glass shard out of the top of his head! What is Kass doing! KASS DOING THE WORK FOR HIM AS SHE’S PULLING THE GLASS SHARD OUT OF HIS HEAD WITH HER TEETH! VIZ IS SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE AS KASS PULLS IT OUT AND CLUTCHES IT BETWEEN HER TEETH! THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT KASSIDY HEART HAS BECOME THESE PAST MONTHS!
Jake Mercer: Kass pulling Viz up to his feet as he’s very stunned! VIZ WITH A HEADBUTT! KASS FALLS TO A KNEE AS VIZ IS PULLING SOMETHING OUT OF THE RING! WHAT?!? A BARBED WIRE CHAIR! HOLY SHIT! FLESH MEETS BARBED WIRE AS VIZ SLAMS THE CHAIR RIGHT ON KASS’ HEAD! WE KNOW KASS’ LONG LONG HISTORY WITH HEAD INJURIES AND HOW MULTIPLE PEOPLE TARGET THE HEAD! THE VISUAL PROPHET IS NO EXCEPTION! Viz already rolling Kass into the ring as Kass rolls around in glass shards! Viz pries the barbed wire chair off Kass and goes for the pin!!!
Rich Russillo: KASS KICKS OUT! Kass has had her experience with death matches so it’s going to take a lot to keep her down at this point. Viz dragging Kass up to her feet! BUT KASS PUSHING VIZ RIGHT INTO THE CORNER! KASS RAMMING HER SHOULDER RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF VIZ! Viz pushing away! BUT KASS WITH A JUMPING HIGH KNEE RIGHT TO HIS FACE! BUT VIZ FIRING BACK WITH A PUNCH FORCING HER BACK! Viz going to the top rope this isn’t safe!
Flannery McCoy: KASS JUMPING UP TO THE TOP ROPE JOINING VIZ! BOTH OF THEM ENGAGED IN A BACK AND FORTH! VIZ WITH A STIFF PUNCH AS HE CONTINUES GOING! Kass about to fall but it looks like she’s keeping her balance! VIZ GRABBING HER! SPINEBUSTER!!! KASSIDY LANDS WITH THE GLASS SHARDS STABBING INTO HER BACK! Viz up as he shoves his foot into the gut of The Mauler! THOSE SHARDS DIG DEEPER AS KASS TRIES TO PRY THE FOOT OFF! KASS GRABBING THE FOOT! ANKLE LOCK! VIZ’S FOREARMS STAB INTO THE GLASS! VIZ CRAWLING AS HE SCREAMS IN PAIN!
Kassidy Heart (Off-Mic): Say MY name!
Jake Mercer: KASS SLAMMING VIZ’S LEG RIGHT INTO THE GLASS SHARDS!
The Visual Prophet (Off-Mic): YOU WHORREEEE!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Viz squirming around on the mat as Kass bringing him up! Kass irish whipping Viz! VIZ WITH A SHOULDER BARGE! VIZ BRINGING KASS UP QUICKLY! BUT KASS OUT OF NOWHERE! THE BRIGHTON FLY-
Flannery McCoy: NO! VIZ ELBOWS HER! KNEELING SIDE SLAM!!! Viz raising a eyebrow as he looks down at Kassidy Heart who is unresponsive to the Ref! Viz grabbing her by the hair and pulling her up! FIREMAN’S CARRY! PROPHET DRIVER TIME! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER- NO KASS SLIPS OUT AND FLIPS TO HER FEET! VIZ RUNNING! KASS PULLING DOWN THE ROPES THROWING HIM OVER AND OUT TO RINGSIDE! Kass rolling out as well and looking under the ring showing the glass shards in her back! WHAT IS SHE PULLING OUT! A GLASS TABLE!!!
Jake Mercer: Oh my :lupe:
Stew-O: Kass drags the glass table up with disgust as she clearly hates the sight of it. Kassidy propping the table up as Viz gets up to his feet! VIZ FIRING A PUNCH OUT OF NOWHERE! Viz stepping back now as he looks to spear Kass through the table! BUT KASS GRABBING VIZ CATCHING HIM IN A HEADLOCK! KASS GOING FOR A SUPLEX! BUT VIZ DROPPING HIS WEIGHT AVOIDING THE GLASS TABLE!!! Viz dragging Kass away with force trying to divert away from the table! KASS SLAMS VIZ BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! Viz crumbles to the ground as Kass leans against the barricade waiting for Viz to get up to his feet! KASS RUNNING WITH A SOLID KNEE RIGHT TO THE GUT OF VIZ! KASSIDY ROLLING VIZ INTO THE RING AS SHE FOLLOWS! VIZ TRYING TO GRAB KASS BUT SHE SLIPS RIGHT THROUGH AND RUNS TO THE ROPES! SPEAR!!! KASSIDY LEGITIMATELY NAILING VIZ TO THE GROUND AS SHE GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ KICKS OUT!!! Kass sighs as she gets to her feet! She falls right into the corner kicking shards away as she waits for Viz to get to his feet! KASS GOING FOR ANOTHER?! SPEAR- NO VIZ COLLAPSES OUT OF THE WAY AND QUICKLY ROLLS TO HIS FEET! Viz stumbling right into Kass but Kass is too dazed to realize! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! Viz moving in on Kassidy in pain as he tries to pull out the glass shards lodged into his body! VIZ GRABBING KASS BY THE HAIR NOW! VIZ SLAMMING KASS FACE FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS! SHARDS ARE SCATTERED EVERYWHERE AS KASS IS SURE TO HAVE SOME STUCK IN HER FACE NOW! Kass trying to roll out of the ring but Viz is pulling her right up and shoves her into the corner! VIZ UNLOADING ON KASS PUNCH AFTER PUNCH! Wait what is he looking at?!
Jake Mercer: OH MY! HE’S LOOKING AT THE GLASS TABLE! VIZ GRABBING KASS AND LOOKING TO THROW HER ONTO THE APRON! BUT KASS STANDS HER GROUND! KASS JUMPING UP TO THE TOP ROPE BUT AGAIN VIZ IS JOINING HER UP THERE! ARE WE LOOKING TO SEE ANOTHER LEAP OFF THE TOP ROPE! OH MY! KASS GRABS VIZ! SHE’S NOT LOOKING TO PLANT VIZ INSIDE THE RING NO! SHE’S AIMING FOR THE GLASS TABLE!
Stew-O: SUPERPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE!!! KASSIDY CRASHES VIZ INTO THE GLASS TABLE!!! KASS THROWING VIZ INTO THE RING! PIN ATTEMPT!!!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ POWERS OUT ONCE AGAIN! KASS SITS UP IN SHOCK! SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO TO KEEP THE SOVEREIGN DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!! Kass stumbles up to her feet as she pulls Viz up as well! Kass picking up a handful of glass shards- VIZ SMACKING KASS STUNNING HER! VIZ PUSHING KASS’ HAND UP TO HER MOUTH! THE GLASS SHARDS ARE BEING SHOVED DOWN KASS’ THROAT AGAIN!!! KASS TRYING TO GET THEM OUT OF HER MOUTH BUT VIZ IS STEPPING BACK!
Jake Mercer: SPINNING BACKFIST! THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL CONNECTS AS KASS HAS GLASS SHARDS STABBING LEGIT THROUGH HER CHEEK FROM THE INSIDE OF THE MOUTH TO THE OUTSIDE! KASS IS DOWN! VIZ TRYING TO GO FOR A DESPERATE PIN ATTEMPT!!!
Stew-O: KASS KICKS OUT!!! THE HEART OF KASSIDY LIVES ON!!!
Jake Mercer: Haha, HEART of Kassidy HEART! I get it.
Flannery McCoy: :wow: Viz going up to the top rope! But Kass is already stumbling up to her feet! He was about to make sure Kass Bows To The Heart-
Jake Mercer: Haha-
Flannery McCoy: Shut up. Kass draped across the middle rope as Viz looks to jump and land on her back! VIZ LEAPS- KASS WHACKS VIZ IN THE HEAD IN MID AIR CATCHING HIM! WAIT! WHAT DOES KASS HAVE IN HER HAND!!!
Jake Mercer: BAH GAWD THAT’S THE CATTLE PROD KASS USED AT UNDER SIEGE WHEN SHE ACCOMPANIED AHREN FOURNIER AGAINST THAT COKE SNORTER!!!
Stew-O: THAT’S ONE WAY TO SAY IT! KASS SHOCKING VIZ AS HE’S SHAKING AROUND HELPLESSLY! VIZ IS BEING SHOCKED TO DEATH AS KASS LOOKS DOWN WITH A GRIMACE!!! VIZ PUSHING IT AWAY FINALLY BUT AT A HIGH PRICE! VIZ SHAKES AS KASS BRINGS HIM UP! NORVINA LIGHTS!!! THE SPIKE HURRICANRANA CONNECTS AS KASS GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
Flannery McCoy: VISUAL, PROPHET!!! HE GETS THE SHOULDER UP AS KASS IS FURIOUS! SHE SLAMS THE MAT AND GETS TO HER FEET AS NOW SHE HAS THE CATTLE PROD IN HER HAND AGAIN! Kass yelling at Viz to get up as he reluctantly does so! KASS CHARGING AT VIZ! NO! NO! VIZ STABS A GLASS SHARD RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF KASSIDY HEART!!! SORRY GAVIN!
Jake Mercer: KASS IS STOPPED RIGHT IN HER TRACKS AS SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN! VIZ YANKING THE CATTLE PROD OUT OF HER HAND! HE SWINGS- KASS DUCKS! BUT VIZ!
Stew-O: VIZ KNOCKING HER DOWN WITH THE SIDE OF THE CATTLE PROD!!! VIZ SLAMMING THE CATTLE PROD OVER AND OVER ON KASS! KASS THOUGH! SHE GRABS A HOLD OF THE CATTLE PROD! Kass barely stumbling up to her feet! SHE YANKS THE CATTLE PROD OUT HIS HAND AS IT SLIDES OUT OF THE RING! Kass with a well targeted fist right to the face of Viz! KASS SLAMMING HER FIST INTO THE FACE OF THE VISUAL PROPHET MULTIPLE TIMES! IF THERE’S ANYMORE GLASS ON HIS FACE IT’S INSIDE HIM NOW!!! Viz falls to the ground! Kass rolling out of the ring and going under again!
Jake Mercer: Kass channeling that inner Japanese Deathmatch style that she has during a untaped Voltage Bloodsport dark match where she faced Jean Claude Van Damme!
Stew-O: I dont know, I believe that. What is she pulling out! A GLASS WINDOW! FLUORESCENT LIGHTS! THIS IS REALLY A DEATHMATCH! CHAIRS! MORE GLASS! BARBED WIRE! KASS ISNT STOPPING AS VIZ LOOKS IN SHOCK! NAILS! THUMBTACKS! VIZ HAS SEEN ENOUGH AS HE LEAVES THE RING! BUT KASS SWEEPS HIM MAKING HIM FALL FLAT ON THE APRON! KASS LIFTING HIM! KASS THROWING HIM INTO A STEEL CHAIR!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE STEEL CHAIR UNFOLDS AS VIZ SCREAMS IN PAIN! BUT THAT’S PROBABLY THE LESS EFFECTIVE OF THE THINGS KASS HAS PULLED OUT AS SHE ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING! Kass grabbing a glass shard! What is she thinking! KASS IS CUTTING THE CANVAS! KASS IS LOOKING TO EXPOSE THE RING AS THE WOOD IS STARTING TO SHOW! Kass pulling the canvas apart as Viz slowly gets up! VIZ! VIZ GRABBING KASS’ ARM AS KASS IS ON THE OUTSIDE! ARMBAR! KASS HANGING FROM THE APRON! VIZ IS LOOKING TO RIP THE ARM OUT OF THE SOCKET AS HE TRIES TO SQUIRM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING IN PAIN AND AGONY! KASS GRABS A HOLD OF THE ROPES AND MANAGES TO PULL HERSELF INTO THE RING! WITH THAT MOMENTUM KASS GETS UP! KASS SLAMS VIZ BACK FIRST INTO THE SHARDS!!!
Jake Mercer: With that can we just look at how mutilated both their backs are? They’re bleeding excessively yet none of them seem to give up, if this match goes on any longer they might actually die, and I don’t think I’m lying, despite what some people think :mjcry:.
Stew-O: Kass reaching out of the ring! SHE HAS ALL THE FLUORESCENT LIGHTS IN HER HAND! SHE DROPS SOME AS SHE GRABS ONE LOOKING TO TAKE VIZ DOWN FOR GOOD! SHE SWINGS- VIZ DUCKS UNDER! KASS RUNS THE ROPES THROUGH LOOKING FOR ROUND 2-
Flannery McCoy: VIZ! VIZ SLAMS A FLUORESCENT LIGHT RIGHT ONTO THE SIDE OF KASS’ HEAD! AS DUST FLIES EVERYWHERE! IT’S HARD TO SEE WHERE EVERYONE IS AS THE DUST SWARMS THE RING! The dust is clearing! OH MY! VIZ HAS KASS UP! PROPHET DRIVER! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER CONNECTS AS VIZ GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY KICKS OUT!!! THE MAULER LIVES!!! Viz grabbing at his head as he gets onto one knee! Viz grabbing Kass by the hair once more pulling her up to her feet by force! VIZ LIFTING HER UP! VIZ POSITIONING HIMSELF NEAR THE FLUORESCENT LIGHTS! NO! SUPLEX- KASS DROPPING DOWN! VIZ RUNNING! KASS! SPEAR INTO THE FLUORESCENT LIGHTS! BOTH OF THESE ELITIST ARE DOWN! BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE AS DUST IS YET AGAIN FILLING THE RING!!!
Stew-O: I don’t think either Viz or Kass wants to get up after what happened! Kass putting a hand on the bottom rope as she struggles to take hold of the middle! Kass barely pushing herself up as Viz’s eyes flicker on! Kass grabbing her head as those head injuries come into play now! Kass stumbling up as she grabs at her head once more! Kass isnt stopping through as she’s continuing to peel that ring canvas off! Viz finally grabbing a hold of the middle rope as he’s trying to take a break in this match! Viz is up as Kass breaks into a run! KASS WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING VIZ OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ IS SENT TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! VIZ IS SOMEHOW MANAGING TO GET BACK INTO THIS MATCH AS HE STUMBLES UP TO HIS FEET, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE KASSIDY IS NOT WILLING TO GIVE VIZ ANY CHANCE TO RECOVER AS SHE BEGINS SPRINTING OFF OF THE OPPOSITE ROPES DESPITE ALL THE DAMAGE DONE TO THESE TWO SO FAR! SUICIDE DIVE BY KASSIDY HEART, THE FORMER UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN, BUT IT’S OBVIOUS THAT THE VISUAL PROPHET TOOK MOST OF THE DAMAGE AS KASSIDY IS TRYING TO GRAB ONTO THE STEEL STEPS TO HELP HER GET UP!
Jake Mercer: This match has taken a huge toll on both competitors so far, which is clear to see as Kassidy on top of the steps, seemingly admiring the damage she just dealt to the Visual Prophet! Wait, no! It looks like she’s got an idea instead as now she’s climbing up to the top rope! Viz is slowly but surely managing to get back to his feet with the help of the barricade, but I don’t think Kassidy cares! These two are putting their bodies on the line in this match, and right now I fear for the safety of both Kassidy and Viz as Kass is perched on the top rope! Viz doesn’t know where she is and now Kassidy flies! DIVING CROSSBODY TO THE VISUAL PROPHET ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN, HOLDING THEIR STOMACH AFTER SUCH A CROSSBODY!
Stew-O: It’s starting to become clear that Kassidy doesn’t care about her own health right now as long as she takes out the Visual Prophet! Kassidy is trying to pull herself to the apron, but I’m sure there’s no way she’d be able to capitalize so quickly after everything that’s transpired here! Kassidy has been shown to be able to take a whole ton of punishment many times in the past, but she’s still human!
Flannery McCoy: The fact that she’s pushing on this quickly is a shocker! Viz grabs a handful of the apron curtain as he tries to pull himself up! Kass helping him as she grabs him by the head and pulls him up! Viz is trying to grab Kass and pull her down but Kass simply responds with a kick to the head forcing him back! BUT VIZ QUICKLY ON THE APRON! KASS! THE BRIGHTON FLY-
Jake Mercer: VIZ BARELY REVERSING BEFORE KASS CAN FLY! NO! DON’T DO THIS!!! PROPHET DRIVER! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ON THE APRON! VIZ PUSHES KASS INTO THE RING AND GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY KICKS OUT ONCE MORE!!! Viz quickly grabbing the head of Kassidy in frustration but his frustration is quickly turning into a smirk of unpredictability! Oh no Viz is kissing Kass on the head! He looks to be going for the Kiss to the Head! RUNNING ELBOW STRIKE-
Flannery McCoy: KASS DUCKS UNDER AND GRABS VIZ FROM BEHIND! GERMAN SUPLEX! Both of them are down again and after all they’ve been through in this match it’s for good reason. Kass is slowly pulling herself up as Viz is trying to follow but as this match progresses it’s starting to become harder and harder to do so! Both of them are up! Viz is still a bit stunned though as he thought that would be the end of it but Kassidy Heart perseveres! Kass running at Viz! BUT VIZ MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND THROWS KASS INTO THE CORNER! VIZ WITH A LEAPING FOREARM BUT KASS RETALIATES WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT FORCING HIM ONTO A KNEE!
Jake Mercer: Kass grabbing a hold of the arms of The Visual Prophet and landing a few kicks down weakening him! Kass dragging Viz out of the corner specifically aiming for the glass shards as he kicks some shards in his way! Viz grabbing Kass I think he’s looking for a DDT! HE CONNECTS! THE GLASS SHARDS STAB INTO THE TOP OF KASSIDY’S HEAD AS SHE BEGINS TO CURL UP IN PAIN!!! Viz mockingly putting a foot on top of him but I’m sure Kass would like to disagree with him being superior in this match. Kass finally pushing Viz’s foot away as Viz’s grin turns into a serious face. Viz moves back letting Kass have some time to get to her feet.
Stew-O: Kassidy now managed to get to one foot- BUT THERE’S A KNEE TO THE FACE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET! Viz isn’t letting her fall though! Viz is holding Kassidy up by her head, and I don’t like where this is going! VIZ WITH A SECOND KNEE TO THE FACE! AND A THIRD! AND A FORTH! VIZ IS REPEATEDLY KNEEING KASSIDY IN THE FACE AND SLOWLY HER FACE IS BEGINNING TO BE COVERED WITH BLOOD AS VIZ SEEMS RELENTLESS HERE! KASSIDY IS TRYING TO PROTECT HERSELF BUT IT’S GROWING MORE AND MORE DIFFICULT WITH EVERY KNEE! VIZ NOW FINALLY LETTING GO, AND KASS HAS JUST DROPPED RIGHT ONTO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: Viz now picking Kassidy up, and it looks like he’s bringing her to the top rope! If Viz is planning to do what I think he is, this isn’t going to end well! Viz now slowly making his way up to the top rope, and it looks like he’s setting up for a superplex- BUT KASSIDY IS FIGHTING! VIZ HAS KASSIDY BY THE HEAD, BUT KASSIDY IS USING HER LEFT ARM TO PUNCH VIZ IN THE MIDSECTION AS HE’S TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO HOOK HER RIGHT ARM! VIZ IS LOSING HIS GRIP ON KASSIDY, SOMEHOW SHE’S MANAGED TO FIND HER WAY BACK INTO THIS MATCH AFTER DAWNING A CRIMSON MASK MERE MINUTES AGO!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY SLIPS OFF THE TOP ROPE FROM UNDER VIZ, AND NOW SHE’S TAKING HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE AS WELL! KASSIDY’S GOT VIZ IN A POWERBOMB POSITION, AND YOU’VE GOT TO ADMIRE THIS STRENGTH OF HERS AS SHE’S CHARGING TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE CORNER! POWERBOMB INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, AND BOTH COMPETITORS HAVE COLLAPSED! THAT MUST’VE TAKEN A LOT TO PULL OFF, JUST IMAGINE HOW KASSIDY AND VIZ MUST BE FEELING RIGHT NOW! THERE’S NO WAY THEY CAN CONTINUE! KASS NEEDS TO GO FOR A COVER, SHE HAS THE MATCH WON!
Stew-O: I don’t know if that’s something I really want to imagine! Kassidy not too long ago was kneed in the face until her forehead was completely busted open, and Viz just received a buckle bomb from across the ring! It’s a shame Kassidy can’t seem to capitalize right now, as this would be a great time to go for the cover as Viz hasn’t been showing any signs of getting up! Even so, I still can’t really complain as these two have been through a lot, and it’s only going to get worse as the two are slowly managing to get back up once again! Kassidy using the ropes to pull herself back up, meanwhile Viz is doing the same using the turnbuckles!
Flannery McCoy: Kass and Viz are up as both of them square up! These two have been through so much, and they’re still not willing to give up! KASS FIRES A PUNCH! That punch had to hurt as Viz seems to be on spaghetti legs, BUT VIZ FIRES A PUNCH BACK! NOW IT’S KASSIDY WITH A PUNCH! NOW VIZ! NOW KASS! THIS IS A BACK AND FORTH NOW BUT VIZ SEEMS TO HAVE GAINED CONTROL RELATIVELY QUICKLY! VIZ PUSHING KASS INTO THE ROPES BUT KASS FIRES BACK!!! THE MAULER NOW GIVING HER FAIR EXCHANGE OF PUNCHES!!!
Jake Mercer: VIZ WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT FOLLOWED BY AN AXE HANDLE THOUGH AS KASS FALLS TO A KNEE! KASS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK LANDING SOME WELL PLACED SHOTS TO THE GUT!!! Viz shaking his head as he starts to landing forearm after forearm down on Kass! None of them want to give up in this back and forth as none of them seem to want to stop till either one of them gets the momentum that they truly need this far into the match! KASS PUSHING AWAY FOR GOOD! VIZ RUNNING!!!
Stew-O: VIZ CRACKED RIGHT IN THE HEAD BY KASS WITH A CHAIR!!! Kass drops the chair and rolls out of the ring! What is she doing! KASS HAS THE GLASS WINDOW! KASS PUNCHES IT!!! WHAT! KASS WITH GLASS SHARDS ALL OVER HER KNUCKLES AS SHE ROLLS INTO THE RING AND VIZ GETS! KNOCKOUT PUNCH!!! VIZ IS DOWN WITH GLASS ALL OVER HIM AS KASS GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!!! IS THAT IT!? IS THE MATCH FINALLY OVER!?
Flannery McCoy: VIZ KICKS OUT!!! WORDS CAN’T DESCRIBE KASS’ FACE AS SHE GETS TO HER FEET!!! Kass rolling out if the ring! But what else can she find that can truly take out The Visual Prophet for good?! I could also say the same for Viz but wait Kass is tearing through all the weapons that she pulled out of the ring and oh my a grin has emerged from The Mauler’s bloodied face. SHE’S GOT A ROLL OF BARBED WIRE! Kass tearing out a bit as she rolls into the ring! Viz crawling to the ropes but Kass raking the eyes! OH MY!!! KASS CHOKING VIZ OUT WITH THE BARBED WIRE!!! THE BARBED WIRE SCRAPES ACROSS THE THROAT OF THE VISUAL PROPHET AS HE SCREAMS IN AGONY!!! Viz trying his very best to crawl to the ropes to at least gain a little leverage to escape this brutal hold!!! VIZ HAS A HOLD OF THE ROPES! VIZ PULLING HIMSELF OUT! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!!! KASS IS ANGERED ONCE MORE AS SHE’S WRAPPING THE BARBED WIRE OVER HER HAND!
Jake Mercer: Kass fighting through the pain the barbed wire is putting her through as Viz is down and out on the ground as Kass rolls out of the ring to grab him and surely knock him out! KASSIDY SWINGING FOR THE FENCES- VIZ! WHAT! VIZ SLAMMING A PUMPKIN RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF KASS! HOW IS THAT EVEN UNDER THE RING! KASS’S HEAD IS UNDER THE PUMPKIN LIKE A JACK-O-LANTERN AS VIZ SMIRKS AT THE SIGHT! KASS IS BLINDED AS SHE STUMBLES INTO THE STEEL STEPS! WAIT! VIZ! SPEAR! KASSIDY GETS SLAMMED INTO THE STEEL STEPS AS SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN!!! VIZ THOUGH! HE STANDS UP ONTO THE STEEL STEPS! KASSIDY IS STILL ON IT! NO!!!
Stew-O: VIZ JUMPING AND SLAMMING HIS FOOT RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF KASSIDY AS SHE GETS LODGED BETWEEN VIZ AND THE STEEL STEPS! NOT THE HEAD, NOT AGAIN! THE WOMAN HAD A HISTORY OF CONCUSSIONS, AND RIGHTN NOW I HONESTLY THINK SHE’S BRAINDEAD AS VIZ THROWING KASS INTO THE RING! PIN ATTEMPT!!!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY, HEART!!! HOW?! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! THE FACT THAT SHE’S EVEN BREATHING AT THE MOMENT SURPRISES ME!!! VIZ IS TRYING TO ARGUE WITH THE REF THAT THE MATCH IS OVER BUT THE REF IS CONFUSING AS KASSIDY HEART GOT HER SHOULDER UP RIGHT IN TIME!!! Viz is still at a loss for words as Kass is starting to move around at the moment! Kass finally getting herself up as Viz is trying to think of what to do next at this moment! VIZ REELS BACK GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE- BUT KASS DUCKS! WAIT! VIZ GRABS KASS AND TURNS HER AROUND! RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE! KASS IS STILL UP THOUGH AS VIZ SENDS HER INTO A IRISH WHIP! KASS THOUGH USING IT AS MOMENTUM! WHAT?!
Jake Mercer: HOLY CRAP!!! KASS AND VIZ SLAM THROUGH THE WOOD PANELING AFTER KASS HITS A SPEAR ON VIZ!!! KASS AND VIZ HAVE CRASHED THROUGH THE RING AS THEY BOTH SEEM TO BE BURIED IN WEAPONS, AND GLASS SHARDS! The Ref quickly rolling into the ring and checking on both of them trying to ask if they can continue this match in any way shape or form! They might be unresponsive! The Ref going over to Stephie Love, this doesn’t look good!
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, by order of the Referee, THIS MATCH IS A NO CONTEST!!!
Crowd: WHAT THE FREAK! WHAT THE FREAK! WHAT THE FREAK!
Stew-O: WHAT?! This is surely a shocker. I understand the outcome, but after all they’ve been through, why did it have to end without a winner?! I mean, even the fans cant believe it and I believed that we would come out with a winner also.
Flannery McCoy: I’m certainly sure StarrStan will address this, but Kass and Viz have went through hell and given it all, the match ending in a no contest shows that none of them wanted to give up and there is no true winner because both of them just worked so hard! But in my opinion I’d love to see a rematch between them sooner or later!
Jake Mercer: This looks familiar… :mjgrin:
(Medical Personnel quickly run down to help Kassidy Heart and The Visual Prophet onto stretchers as the ring crew fix everything and get ready for the next match, the crowd is unresponsive and in shock as the camera fades out.)
(Commercial break for KY Jelly featuring Gavin Kirkland. No questions asked.)
(15 Minute Intermission.)
(Camera returns to find Stephie Love standing just outside the ring as the lights all center on the Glass Wallz structure hanging just overhead. A cage made of breakable plastic bars with glass paneling the entire thing looms as it slowly begins to lower to the ring. A number of weapons surround the top of the structure.)
Stew-O: The time has come, folks. Glass Wallz is back and we are prepped for an intense matchup!
Jake Mercer: This match will be massively violent and I can’t wait! Not just the structure, but all those weapons up top are entirely fair game! I see a chair, a couple pouches, something… metallic? Not sure. Couple of kendo sticks. Haha! This is the kind of shit that would get Voltage permanently cancelled!
Flannery McCoy: Anything goes here in this match! Even if you escape the structure, the match will proceed! Pinfall or submission is the only way to win!
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… Damas y Caballeros… the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ¡UNA CAÍDA!
(The graphic then appears on the tron screen.)
Stephie Love: AND IT IS A GLASS WALLZ MATCH FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Crowd: T-L-A! T-L-A! T-L-A!
(“Unfuckwithable” by Deez Nuts hits as Sienna Jade struts our wearing wrestling boots, a pair of black shorts, and a cropped referee top. The crowd showers her in boos and she simply grins, loving their hatred as she walks to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Please welcome our special guest referee for this contest… SIENNA JADE!!
Stew-O: Sienna Jade returned back at Battle of Egypt when she played the distraction in… I suppose we have to call it the official matchup that occurred. Impact called off the original match and Sienna was there to distract TLA in the sham of a match that followed it.
Flannery McCoy: And tonight we have to trust her to be the referee for the World Heavyweight Championship. I’m sure that’ll go over well.
Jake Mercer: I agree, Flan! So glad to hear you on the right side of things!
Flannery McCoy: :dahell:
(Sienna climbs up and into the ring, posing with her arms out mockingly as she makes fun of the crowd booing her.)
(“Ambitionz Az a Ridah” by Tupac hits to a massive explosion of cheers. Nothing happens for a moment but the crowd doesn’t calm down and after a few seconds TLA rides out in his low rider with Steroid Dawg riding with him, bouncing on the hydraulics.)
Stew-O: And here comes the hometown hero himself! Not so much hometown as TLA is from Tlaxcala but the fans in Mexico City love him all the same! TLA coming in tonight after having the World Heavyweight Championship stolen from him at Battle of Egypt!
(TLA ties Steroid Dawg’s leash to the car before climbing out of the car and walking down to the ring.)
Jake Mercer: Stolen? Are we still on that narrative? It was all legal within the confines of the Gawd Contract so I think TLA should’ve moved on and dealt with his loss.
Flannery McCoy: Well I for one know that the entire EAW Universe saw TLA about to win the title, and do it the right way. And just when the pinfall was happening, Impact pulled the most desperate move I’ve ever seen. TLA is here not just fighting for the title, not just to nullify the Gawd Contract, But for his own retribution after the actions of the champion!
(TLA rolls into the ring, posing on the apron for the crowd as goes. He stands up in the corner briefly for the camera before pausing and loosening up.)
Stew-O: The challenger looks ready! Let’s find out if he truly is!
(“Can I Live” by Jay-Z hits as Impact walks out to a chorus of boos. As per usual, he is unbothered by the boos of the fans. He wears the EAW World Heavyweight Championship around his waist and he carries a leather folder with him.)
Jake Mercer: And here’s the champion! Not just the reigning champion! But the most watched champion in EAW history! Impact is the man who not only holds the world title reign record, but broke his own record at Pain for Pride this past year to reach nine! And as things have been going, I’d say no one will be dethroning him!
Stew-O: I’ve called many of Impact’s matches over the years. He is without a doubt one of the greatest this company has ever or will ever see.
(Impact pauses, and with a grin on his face he open the leather folder and holds it up, displaying his Gawd Contract. He then puts it back under his arm before continuing his path down to the ring.)
Stew-O: And there it is! The document that has allowed Impact to throw his weight around just as much if not more than ever before! The source of his power during this reign!
Flannery McCoy: Well that contract is also on the line tonight. So the question is will he even be able to leave with it in tact?
(Impact walks around the ring, setting the contract folder over by the timekeepers area. He then climbs up and steps into the ring, removing the title and holding it up while getting in TLA’s face before stepping back to his corner. Sienna walks over, wrapping her arms around Impact and putting her leg around him in a sexual manner. He then hands her the title as she steps towards the center of the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… the challenger. From Tlaxcala, Mexico by way of Miami, Florida… weighing in at 210 pounds… T! L! A!
(The crowd explodes for their hero. TLA steps up into the corner, leading the crowd in a brief cheer and beating his chest before hopping down.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 240 pounds… he is the reigning EAW World Heavyweight Champion… EAW Hall of Famer… IMPACT!!!
(The crowd boos as Impact leans back in his corner with his arrogant grin on his face. He brushes off the hate from the fans.)
Stew-O: It’s finally time to settling things between these two! And we will settling inside of Glass Wallz!
(Sienna holds the championship high in the air for the camera to see before handing it to another official on the outside. She then signals for the structure to finish lowering down onto the ring. Once the structure is in place, the outside officials check the doors and Sienna calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: THE CROWD HERE IN MEXICO CITY IS ELECTRIC FOR THIS MATCHUP! WE ARE UNDERWAY HERE FOR GLASS WALLZ AS TLA AND IMPACT BOTH EYE EACH OTHER! IMPACT STANDING THERE WITH HIS SIGNATURE COCK-SURE GRIN! TLA IS FIXATED ON THE CHAMPION! NOT EVEN BLINKING!
Flannery McCoy: Both men now moving to the center of the ring as sits perched on the turnbuckle with her legs crossed. She looks to have that devilish look in her eyes that I saw far too many times back on Empire. And now you have to believe she’s looking for her opportunity to end TLA’s chances here tonight.
Jake Mercer: Sienna Jade is an unbiased party as our referee here tonight! How dare you question her, Flannery!
Stew-O: Well bias or no bias we have a match here! TLA is at the center of the ring, and he’s pointing for Impact to stand toe to toe with him! Impact laughs at him before doing exactly that! TLA better be careful! Impact may my be above dirty tactics but he didn’t get to a ninth world title reign without world class skill!! Impact now circling in— AND HE SLIPS IN AND SCOOPS THE LEG! DRAGONSCREW TAKEDOWN AND WE HAVE OUR FIRST ACTION IN THIS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! Impact now driving knees repeatedly into the rib cage of TLA! TLA pops his hips and now rolls through to his side but still struggling to cover up from those driving knees! Impact not letting up either! BUT TLA MANAGES TO BLOCK A STRIKE!
Flannery McCoy: TLA manages to drive Impact backwards and now dropping fists into the face of the champion! Looking to unleash everything that’s been pent up since Battle of Egypt! Looking to take the title and end the tyranny of Impact’s Gawd Contract driven title reign! Shot after shot as TLA fires away!!
Jake Mercer: But Sienna Jade is here to get things back in order here! She shoves TLA off of Imoact and reprimands him! This is for the world title! Get it together TLA!
Sienna Jade (off-mic): Theres no closed fists allowed in wreslting!
TLA (off-mic): It’s no DQ, puta!
Stew-O: BUT IMPACT NOW COMES IN FROM THE SIDE AND SCOOPS TLA UP! DRIVING HIM BACKWARDS AND SMASHING HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! IMPACT DRIVING HIS SHOULDER INTO TLA’S MIDSECTION! WEARING DOWN THE CHALLENGER HERE IN THE EARLY GOINGS OF THIS MATCHUP! IMPACT GRABS TLA BY THE HEAD! HE POPS HIS FEET UP ONTO THE SECOND ROPE AND SWINGS OUT INTO A TORNADO DDT! IMPACT ROLLS OVER ON TOP AND WE HAVEPIT FIRST COVER! SIENNA JADE DROPS DOWN TO COUNT THE PIN!
Sienna Jade: ONEEEEEEEEEE!
Flannery McCoy: But TLA with a quick Kickout! Sienna’s hand was coming down pretty quick there so TLA better keep his head about him! Impact looks amused though! Almost like an animal toying with its prey… multiple time Hall of Famer or not he shouldn’t overlook TLA. Impact grabbing TLA by the hair and pulling him up— BUT TLA NOW FIRING WITH SHOTS TO THE GUT OF THE CHAMPION! TLA KNOCKS IMPACT’S GRIP AWAY AND NOW FIRES AWAY! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT!
Stew-O: TLA LAYING INTO IMPACT! VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! TLA HITS THE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT AND IMPACT IS STUMBLED! TLA FOLLOWS UP WITH A STEP UP ENZIGURI! IT CATCHES IMPACT RIGHT ON THE EAR! IMPACT FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES! BUT TLA MEETS HIM THERE! LEAPS INTO THE CHAMPION AND PULLS HIM BACK! MONKEY FLIP! IT SENDS IMPACT CRASHING INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING! IMPACT GRABBING AT HIS BACK AFTER THAT LANDING BUT TLA NOT STOPPING!
Flannery McCoy: TLA is lining up and you know he has to be thinking about the Mexican Destroyer! He’s stalking Impact! The champion is up! KICK TO THE GUT FROM TLA! HE PLACES IMPACT’S HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS! HE’S GOING FOR IT!
Jake Mercer: BUT IMPACT STANDS STRAIGHT UP AND SENDS TLA UP AND OVER! The wiley veteran had it scouted! Impact still has that same grin on his face! He bolts over to the side! IMPACT HOPS ONTO THE ROPES! FLIGHT SIGHTS! THE LIONSAULT!
Stew-O: RIGHT INTO THE KNEES OF TLA! Both men have each other very well scouted in this matchup! And neither is going to be willing to give an inch! TLA now rolling over! He grabs Impact by the legs as he moves! TLA looking to apply the AR-15!!! Tying the champion up— HE HAS IT! AR-15!! THE LASSO FROM EL PASO IS LOCKED IN! TLA BENDING BACK ON IMPACT AND APPLYING ALL THE PRESSURE HE CAN! IMPACT CRAWLING! PRESSING HIMSELF UP! LOOKING FOR HIS ESCAPE!
Flannery McCoy: Impact is teaching for the ropes but that’s not gonna do him any good in this matchup! Impact crawling! He reaches up! Impact grabs the ropes but still it’s not going to—
Sienna Jade (off-mic): HE HAS THE ROPES! LET GO!
Flannery McCoy: Oh yeah.
TLA (off-mic): NO ROPE BREAKS! NO DQ! ¡CÁLLATE!
Stew-O: SIENNA JADE JUST YANKED IMPACTS LEGS OUT OF TLA’S HANDS AND KICKED HIM RIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS! RIGHT UP MAIN STREET! SHADES OF BATTLE OF EGYPT! IMPACT TWISTS AROUND AND ROLLS TLA UP FROM BEHIND! SIENNA JADE COMING IN FOR THE COUNT!
Sienna Jade: ONEEEEEEEEEE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT TLA POWERED OUT! NOT GONNA DO IT THIS TIME! Impact now kneeling next to TLA and grabbing him by the face! The champion— IMPACT LIFTING TLA’S HEAD UP AND SMASHING HIM BACK OVER AND OVER AGAIN INTO THE MAT! He rises to his feet and— IMPACT JUST SPIT DOWN ONTO THE FACE OF THE CHALLENGER!
Stew-O: Utter disrespect from the champion. Impact looks up and begins to eye the weapons hanging around at the top! He sees something that catches his eye and he steps over to the turnbuckles! Impact checks his footing on the plastic structure holding those glass plates and he slowly begins to ascend! Impact looking to take this match to the next level! He’s going and—
Flannery McCoy: TLA! TLA CLIMBS UP THE TURN BUCKLES AND GRABS AHOLD OF IMPACT BY THE TIGHTS! KEEPING THE CHAMPION FROM GOING ANY HIGHER! TLA OBVIOUSLY NOT HAPPY ABOUT THE CHAMP SPITTING IN HIS FACE AND NOW LOOKING TO MAKE HIM PAY! TLA PULLING BUT THE CHAMPION NOT LETTING GO! IMPACT MAINTAINING HIS GRIP ON THE STRUCTURE! TLA NOW REPOSITIONING HIMSELF! TLA TURNING AROUND AND STANDING WITH HIS FEET ON THE TOP ROPE! HE HAS IMPACT’S LEGS ON HIS SHOULDERS! PULLING AND PULLING!! TLA HAS IMPACT IN POWERBOMB POSITION! THIS KIND OF FALL COULD BREAK HIS BACK! TLA PULLS ONCE MORE— AND IMPACT’S GRIP BREAKS! TLA HAS HIM! POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: IMPACT CRASHING TO THE MAT HARD AS I’VE EVER SEEN! But now TLA has a choice to make! He glances around himself and sees where he is! But he also sees Impact laying on the mat! TLA has one clean shot! He lines up! 420!!
Flannery McCoy: HE HITS IT! THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS CONNECTS! TLA MAKES THE COVER! AND SIENNA JADE ACTUALLY DROPS DOWN TO MAKE THE COUNT!
Sienna Jade: ONEEEEEEEEEE!
Stew-O: BUT THE CHAMPION GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! TLA pounding his fist into the mat! He knows he isn’t going to get another shot that wide open again! I have to wonder if he went for the shooting star press because of the forward momentum versus the possibility of his legs kicking back and catching on the structure with his Burnout?
Flannery McCoy: Could very well be but he still needs to keep focused on the match at hand! He can’t afford to get lost in what ifs! TLA now back to his feet and looking to keep this offense up! He stomps into the body of Impact now! Putting the boots to him as he tries to find some weakness to exploit in the champion!! Impact trying to cover up under these stomps and now rolling over towards the ropes! TLA runs after him though! Aiming for a penalty kick! TLA lines up with Impact’s head! HE SWINGS—
Stew-O: BUT IMPACT DODGED OUT OF THE WAY! TLA IS OFF BALANCE! HE PUT EVERYTHING INTO THAT KICK! IMPACT NOW SHOVING HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET! HE SCOOPS TLA ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! MICHINOKU DRIVER CONNECTS! THE ABSOLUTION IS HIT! TLA IS DOWN AND IMPACT HAS THE PIN!
Sienna Jade: ONEEEEEEEEEE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANOTHER KICKOUT FROM THE CHALLENGER! TLA not willing to go down without a fight here tonight!! But Impact already transitions over and— HE HAS IT! EYES WIDE SHUT! IMPACT HAS THE TRIANGLE CHOKE APPLIED ON TLA! TLA FLAILING HIS FEET AND ONE FREE ARM! LOOKING FOR AN ESCAPE AS HE REALIZES HIS SITUATION! IMPACT ROLLS OVER AND NOW THEY’RE ON THEIR SIDES! IMPACT USING THE GRAVITY OF THE ROLL TO SINK THE CHOKE IN A LITTLE DEEPER! TLA CANNOT STAY IN THIS FOR VERY LONG OR HE’LL BE OUT COLD! HE NEEDS TO FIND AN ESCAPE!
Stew-O: HIS EYES DARTING TOWARDS THE ROPES BUT THOSE WON’T DO ANY GOOD!! TLA IN A BAD WAY HERE! TRYING TO FEEL FOR AN OPENING THAT ISN’T THERE!
Jake Mercer: He tried to fuck with the most watched champion in EAW history. It’s his own fault that… wait…
Stew-O: TLA USING WHAT STRENGTH HE HAS LEFT TO PUSH OVER AND GET IMPACT ONTO HIS BACK! TLA PUSHING UP WITH HIS LEGS! HAS IMPACT STACKED UP! TLA GETTING HIS FEET UNDERNEATH HIM NOW! HE HEAVES UPWARD! HE HAS IMPACT LIFTED UP! GOING TO EXECUTE ANOTHER POWERBOMB!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IMPACT JUST RELEASED THE HOLD AND ROLLED OVER THE TOP OF TLA! VICTORY ROLL PIN! IMPACT GONNA RUN AWAY WITH IT!
Sienna Jade: ONEEEEEEEEEE!
Flannery McCoy: STILL ONLY A TWO COUNT AS TLA KICKS OUT! AND THATS EVEN WITH SIENNA JADE’S QUESTIONABLE COUNT SPEED! TLA ROLLS THROUGH OUT OF THE PIN AND IS QUICK TO HIS FEET! IMPACT STILL ON THE MAT! TLA THROWING A ROUNDHOUSE RIGHT AT HIS SKULL!
Stew-O: BUT IMPACT BLOCKED THE KICK! HE GRABS TLA’S LEG AND SHOVES HIM BACK INTO THE ROPES! TLA BOUNCES OFF AS IMPACT QUICKLY HOPS TO HIS FEET! THE CHAMPION CATCHES TLA AROUND THE WAIST! OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX CONNECTS! TLA CRASHING HARD! TRYING TO GET TO HIS FEET AGAIN! BUT IMPACT IS ALREADY BACK UP! STALKING FROM BEHIND HIM! TLA GETTING HIS FEET UNDER HIM— BUT IMPACT WITH THE TURNING TIDES! THE FRANKENSTEINER CRASHES TLA RIGHT ONTO HIS SKULL!
Jake Mercer: But look at the champion! Not even attempting a pin! He knows this isn’t going to do the job! Or maybe he just wants to hurt TLA some more! Who knows? But he’s got his eyes back on those weapons again! Impact climbing up the corner turnbuckles! He reaches up and begins to climb the structure!
Flannery McCoy: TLA is still down and not moving! Impact has a clear path to the top! Keep in mind folks, while this structure looks comparable to a steel cage, you can only win by pinfall or submission. Impact now reaching the top of the structure and he looks around himself! He grabs a kendo stick and tosses it down into the ring! There’s one of those pouches! He tosses that down as well! Impact now sliding over along the structure as he grows his collection of pain and suffering! There’s the other kendo stick! Impact just filling the ring with weapons now! He grabs that baseball bat and tosses it down! He tosses down a… is that a monkey wrench? Seriously? And now Impact pulling down that chair wrapped in barbed wire!
Stew-O: Yeah… But he isn’t tossing it down this time. Impact staring at the chair and looking down at TLA who hasn’t gotten up yet! Impact now looking like he’s got some evil intentions in mind! He keeps that chair in his hands and he pulls himself down onto the top rope! Impact lining something up—
Jake Mercer: IMPACT JUST JUMPED FROM THE TOP ROPE AND RODE DOUBLE KNEES ON THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR RIGHT INTO TLA’S CHEST!
Flannery McCoy: Impact rolling off now! That barbed wire cut into the pants of his gear but no major damage to the champion! But Impact now reaching down and grabbing the chair again! He pulls it— OH GOD! TLA IS A BLOODY MESS UNDER THAT CHAIR! CUTS ALL ALONG HIS CHEST AND STOMACH FROM THE BARBED WIRE!
Stew-O: IMPACT TEARING TLA TO PIECES WITH THAT BARBED WIRE WRAPPED CHAIR! SHOT AFTER SHOT AND EACH ONE DRIVES THOSE BARBS INTO HIS FLESH! IMPACT SHOWING NO MERCY! TLA TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY AS EVERY HIT LEAVES HIM WRITHING IN PAIN! IMPACT NOT LETTING UP! HE HITS HIM IN THE BACK! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: Impact finally stepping back, looking at the shredded flesh of his victim as TLA tries to get some distance between them! TLA has his hands on the ropes and is trying to get to his feet and Impact looks like he’s just enjoying this, relishing in the pain he’s causing here tonight! He said this week that he didn’t give a damn about TLA but that he was going to make this match a major “fuck you” to all his haters and nay-sayers! TLA is serving as the outlet for that expression! TLA finally getting to his feet, grimacing as he feels the pain in his abdomen! TLA tries to come off the ropes! Gonna try something here and— IMPACT CRACKING THAT BARBED WIRE WRAPPED STEEL CHAIR RIGHT OVER THE SKULL OF THE CHALLENGER! TLA IS DOWN! IMPACT MAKES THE COVER! THE CHAMPION IS ABOUT TO RETAIN!
Sienna Jade: ONEEEEEEEEEE!
Stew-O: TLA POWERS OUT AGAIN! THAT WILL TO SURVIVE! THAT FIGHTING SPIRIT ON DISPLAY HERE!
Jake Mercer: I think Fighting Spirit was in May.
Stew-O: :russwtf: TLA powered out and Impact is shrugging it off. This match continuing means he simply has the chance to inflict even more pain into the Mexican hero. This crowd is going wild after that Kickout but I feel like they’ll not be too pleased if Impact keeps going. Impact now taking the chair… what’s this? He’s unwrapping the barbed wire from around the chair? There’s several strands of barbed wire wrapped around the chair and now Impact yelling them all off. I don’t understand. He’s removing half the damage the weapon was causing and… wait… OH GOD NOT THIS!!
Flannery McCoy: Impact is balling up one of those barbed wire strands— AND HE JUST SHOVED IT BETWEEN TLA’S TEETH!
Stew-O: And now look at the arrogance of this! Impact taking the chair and unfolding it! The champion taking a seat right there in front of TLA! Impact calling for the challenger to stand but TLA took the hit of Impact basically riding that chair down from the top, all those shots and even the hit to the head! Instinct and will to win aside, is anyone even at home in his head? TLA trying to find his bearings and get to his feet! BUT IMPACT JUST REACHED DOWN AND SLAPPED TLA IN THE FACE! Oh god and now some blood trickling from his mouth with that barbed wire inside! TLA still trying to get to his feet! He presses himself up! He gets his knees under him! He’s up but he stumbles to the ropes! TLA getting his balance! He turns around—
Jake Mercer: EVISCERATION!
Flannery McCoy: NO! TLA STOPPING IMPACT FROM PULLING HIM DOWN INTO THE CODEBREAKER!! TLA STEPPING FORWARD AND SLAMMING IMPACT SPINE FIRST ACROSS THE BACK OF THAT CHAIR! IMPACT’S BACK JUST BENT ALMOST 270 DEGREES! THE CHAMPION JUST FELL OFF AND FLOPPED TO THE MAT! HOW DID TLA HAVE THE WHEREWITHAL TO BLOCK THAT ATTEMPT?
Stew-O: I don’t know but he sees what he just did! A bloody TLA now shaking his head clear! He pulls that barbed wire out of his mouth and spits a mouthful of blood out! TLA now stumbling over to that chair! He balances himself by grabbing the back before picking the chair back up and folding it! TLA SMASHING THAT CHAIR OVER IMPACT! AND AGAIN! TLA TRYING TO RETURN HIS OWN PUNISHMENT TO IMPACT RIGHT NOW! TLA now taking that chair and he’s opening it up again… AND HES PLACING IT ON IMPACT’S ARM! TLA WRAPPING THAT CHAIR AROUND IMPACT’S ELBOW!
Jake Mercer: TLA with some evil intentions for Impact right now! He’s going to break the champion’s arm! TLA beginning to climb the turnbuckles! Gaining some elevation—
Sienna Jade (off-mic): NO!! NO YOU GET DOWN RIGHT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: Sienna Jade trying time ward off the attack by TLA but the challenger looks like he doesn’t give a damn! Sienna waving her arms— BUT TLA LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE RIGHT OVER HER! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE LEGS OF THAT CHAIR! IMPACT’S ARM IS BENT EVERY DIFFERENT WAY! THE CHAMPION WRITHING IN PAIN NOW! HIS ARM COULD EASILY BE BROKEN!
Stew-O: AND TLA IS ABOUT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE! HE YANKS THAT CHAIR OFF OF THE ARM OF IMPACT AND DROPS DOWN! CROSSED PATHS! THE CROSS ARMBREAKER! HE HAS IT LOCKED IN AND IS CRANKING BACK ONTO THAT INJURED ARM! IMPACT IS IN SERIOUS PAIN!! THAT ARM IS—
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA JADE JUST POURED SOMETHING INTO TLA’S EYES! SHE JUST PULLED SOME KIND OF BOTTLE OUT OF HER REFEREE UNIFORM AND POURED SOME BLACK LIQUID INTO THE CHALLENGER’S FACE!
Stew-O: It looks like it’s burning! That could be squid ink!! Highly acidic and it could blind TLA if he doesn’t get it out! TLA rubbing at his eyes! But Impact is back up and he is clutching that arm! He looks upset and his sights are firmly on the blinded TLA!
Flannery McCoy: The challenger still trying to blink and wipe that ink from his eyes but Impact now has TLA by the hair with his good arm! Impact taking TLA— AND RUNNING HIM THROUGH THE ROPES AND CRASHING IN TO THE SIDE OF THE GLASS STRUCTURE! TLA BOUNCED OFF OF THE WALL HEAD FIRST, SO HARD, WITH NO GIVE! IMPACT ISN’T FINISHED, IMPACT SCRAPES TLA UP FROM THE FLOOR, HOISTS HIM BY THE NAPE OF THE NECK—
Stew-O: DEAR LORD!!!
Flannery McCoy: GLASS SHARDS AND PIECES OF THAT PLASTIC BARRIER GO FLYING AND TLA CRASHES TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: This place has just lost their collective minds over that! Impact now climbing his way out of the structure as well and TLA is just covered in glass shards! He was already torn up but now he’s beginning to look like ground meat!
Stew-O: Thats… that’s a disgusting visual, Jake. Please stop talking.
Flannery McCoy: TLA wiping at his eyes and trying to get his sight back! Sienna Jade just shoves the ringside doctor away! She grabs a kit and cracks it open! She pulls out some medical tape and now trying to wrap up the elbow of Impact’s injured arm! She finishes applying the tape and Impact turns his attention back to TLA! TLA crawling around the corner of the ring! Impact marching towards the challenger—
Stew-O: BUT TLA POPS UP FROM THE GROUND AND BLASTS IMPACT WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER! TLA GRABBED THAT HAMMER FROM UNDER THE RING AND PUT IT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES OF THE CHAMPION! IMPACT IS DROPPED AND THERE IS NO WAY HE IS CONSCIOUS RIGHT NOW! TLA PULLING SHARDS OF GLASS OUT OF HIS SKIN AND NOW LOOKS LIKE HES GOING TO END THINGS RIGHT HERE! TLA RAISES THE HAMMER AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: HE SWINGS THE HAMMER DOWN RIGHT INTO THE INJURED ARM! TLA MAKING SURE THAT ARM ISN’T GOING TO FUNCTION AGAIN ANYTIME SOON AND THAT HIT SHOCKS IMPACT’S BODY BACK TO LIFE! THE CHAMPION ROLLING IN PAIN AS HE CLUTCHES THAT ARM!! BUT TLA DOESN’T LOOK DONE YET! HE RAISES THE HAMMER AGAIN! HE’S ABOUT TO DROP IT RIGHT INTO IMPACT’S FACE—
TLA (off-mic): AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
Stew-O: SIENNA JADE JUST STABBED TLA IN THE BACK WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS! SHE DROVE THE SCISSORS RIGHT INTO HIS BODY NEAR THE SHOULDER! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT EVEN COME FROM?
Jake Mercer: ITS THE MEDICAL SCISSORS FROM THAT KIT SHE USED TO WRAP IMPACT’S ARM!!
Flannery McCoy: TLA feeling the pain as he reach back! TLA now puking the scissors out from his flesh and looking at the blood soaked tool, and then up at Sienna Jade who has already stopped him several time in this matchup— TLA CHARGES SIENNA JADE!! HE TACKLES HER TO THE GROUND AND HOLDS HER DOWN WITH A BLOODY HAND ON HER FACE! HE HAS THOSE SCISSORS IN HIS HANDS!
TLA (off-mic): ¡TIEMPO PARA UN CORTE DE PELO!
Stew-O: TLA GRABBING A FISTFUL OF SIENNA’S BLONDE HAIR! HE’S GONNA CUT IT OFF! HE HAS THOSE SCISSORS RIGHT THERE AND HE IS ABOUT TO HUMILIATE THE WOMAN THAT HAS HELPED IMPACT THESE LAST TWO MATCHES!
Jake Mercer: NO! DON’T DO IT! SHE’S GONNA LOOK LIKE MY BARBIE DOLLS AFTER MY BROTHER GOT HIS HANDS ON THEM!
Jake Mercer: I MEAN SHE’S GONNA LOOK LIKE MY SISTER’S BARBIE DOLLS AFTER MY BROTHER GOT HIS HANDS ON THEM!
Stew-O: IMPACT GRABBED ONE OF THOSE KENDO STICKS FROM IN THE RING AND JUST CRACKED IT OVER TLA’S BACK! SWINGING WITH ALL HE HAS IN THAT GOOD ARM! HE BEINGS IT DOWN AGAIN AND A SPLINTERING CONNECTION ON THE CHALLENGER! THESE TWO MEN WILL EITHER LEAVE WITH THE TITLE OR ON A STRETCHER! TLA DROPS THE SCISSORS AND SIENNA JADE NOW KICKING THEM AWAY!
Flannery McCoy: Impact still favoring that bad arm as he pulls TLA up and now looks to drag him back to the ring! Impact rolling TLA back into the ring through the hole he made in the structure and Sienna Jade yelling at one of the outside officials to open the side door! Impact walks over and crawls back in through the door of the structure! Impact sees TLA trying to get back up yet again and now Impact grabs that baseball bat! HE SMASHES TLA RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF THE RIBCAGE WITH THAT WOODEN BASEBALL BAT! HE HITS IT RIGHT ACROSS TLA’S BACK NOW! TLA crawling! Reaching for anything to even the odds! He tries to grab that monkey wrench but Impact just kicks it away! Impact now putting the bat underneath TLA’s chin! Lifting the challenger up! TLA getting groggily to his feet! AND IMPACT FORCING THE HANDLE OF THAT BASEBALL BAT INTO TLA’S MOUTH!! EVISCERATION!
Stew-O: IT CONNECTS! TLA MAY HAVE JUST LOST A COUPLE TEETH AS WELL AS IMPACT NOW ROLLS OVER TO MAKE THE COVER!
Sienna Jade: ONEEEEEEEEEE!
Jake Mercer: THE REIGN CONTINUES!
Flannery McCoy: NO! TLA MANAGED TO KICKOUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE INSTANT! BOTH SIENNA AND IMPACT ARE SHOCKED! TLA putting on the fight of his life here tonight in front of the Mexican audience but you have to wonder where the line is that his will might break? He’s lost a lot of blood already! And Impact isn’t letting up the punishment! Impact now putting the boots to TLA again! Sienna has picked up that pouch that Impact pulled down earlier and hands it to her man! Impact feels the pouch and looks inside with a sadistic grin! What is it? Thumbtacks?
Stew-O: He pours it out… THOSE ARE NOT THUMBTACKS! THOSE ARE QUARTER INCH SCREWS! IMPACT LITTERING THE MAT WITH THOSE SCREWS AND HE HAS SOMETHING TWISTED IN MIND! IMPACT GRABBING TLA BY THE HEAD! PULLING HIM UP TO HIS KNEES! TLA IS CAUGHT IN THE FRONT FACELOCK! IMPACT LOOKS SO DISGUSTINGLY PLEASED WITH HIMSELF! DDT!
Flannery McCoy: BUT TLA FORCES HIS WAY OUT OF THE FRONT FACELOCK! IMPACT TRIES TO REGAIN IT! BUT TLA WITH A PUNCH TO THE GUY! AND NOW TLA STANDS! AND HE KICKS IMPACT RIGHT IN THE CROTCH! PAYBACK FOR BATTLE OF EGYPT! IMPACT IS DOUBLED OVER! TLA PULLS HIM INTO POSITION! MEXICAN DESTROYER!
Jake Mercer: HE HIT IT! TLA DRIVES THE CHAMPION’S SKULL RIGHT INTO THOSE SCREWS! I CAN ALREADY SEE BLOOD FLOWING FROM
IMPACT’S HEAD AS TLA HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
Sienna Jade: ONEEEEEEEEEE!
Stew-O: Wait… what? Sienna Jade stopped the count right before her hand hit for three? TLA looks up at her demanding that she count the fall! But Sienna just makes a mocking crying motion at TLA! She won’t let him walk out with Impact’s title!
Jake Mercer: We Stan a loyal queen!
Flannery McCoy: What happened to “she’s an unbiased official?”
Jake Mercer: The Jake has no memory of that.
Flannery McCoy: TLA not happy with this decision and he confronts Sienna directly! Yelling at her to count the pin but Sienna just sticks her tongue out! TLA SWINGS! BUT SIENNA DUCKS IT AND SHE HITS THE WITCHES HAMMER! THAT ROLLING ELBOW HITS TLA RIGHT INTO THE JAW! TLA IS STAGGERED BUT HE DOES NOT DROP! SIENNA GRABBING TLA BY THE HEAD! SHE’S GONNA TRY TO HIT HIM WITH THE RDG! SHE HOOKS THE LEG! LIFTS!
Stew-O: TLA BLOCKS IT! TLA MANAGED TO KEEP HOLD OF SIENNA AND KEEP HER FROM LIFTING UP! SHE TRIES AGAIN BUT TLA BLOCKS AGAIN! TLA LIFTS HER UP! VERTICAL SUPLEX! NO! TLA STOPS! HE HAS SIENNA HELD UP VERTICALLY! AND HE TOSSES SIENNA FORWARD INTO THE GLASS SHARDS FROM THE WALL BREAKING EARLIER!
Jake Mercer: NO! HOW DARE HE! SIENNA IS CUT UP FROM THOSE GLASS SHARDS! TLA IS A MONSTER! DISQUALIFY HIM! THROW THE MATCH OUT!
Stew-O: No stoppage in Glass Wallz. We get a winner, one way or another. But we do need a referee to be able to make the count! And Sienna is rolling on the mat as she tries to get herself away from all that glass! TLA now turning his attention back to Impact who still hasn’t moved since that Mexican Destroyer onto the screws! TLA going to try and continue mounting this assault onto the champion! He grabs Impact by the hair! Pulling him up to his feet! TLA grabbing Impact by the wrist and twists through! Looking to pull him in! RIPCORD LARIAT!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IMPACT DUCKED UNDERNEATH IT! IMPACT WITH A SIDE KICK TO THE SHIN OF TLA! DROPS TLA TO ONE LEG! IMPACT HITS THE ROPES! SHINING WIZARD!
Jake Mercer: BUT THE WOMAN BATTERING TLA DROPPED DOWN UNDER THE SHINING WIZARD! TLA GRABBING IMPACT FROM AROUND THE WAIST! REAR WAISTLOCK! LOOKING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Stew-O: BUT IMPACT HOOKS HIS LEG BACK AROUND TLA’S AND BLOCKS THE SUPLEX! IMPACT RUNNING TLA BACKWARDS AGAINST THE ROPES! IMPACT WITH A REVERSE HEADBUTT TO BREAK TLA’S GRIP! TLA DOESN’T STAY OFF LONG THOUGH! COMES IN AGAIN! BUT IMPACT DROPS DOWN AND GRABS THAT SECOND KENDO STICK! IMPACT SWINGS THE WEAPON!
Flannery McCoy: BUT TLA CATCHES THE KENDO STICK OUT OF IMPACT’S HAND! TLA WITH A FOREARM TO THE INJURED ARM OF IMPACT AND RIPS THE THE WEAPON AWAY! TLA SNAPPING THAT KENDO STICK OVER HIS KNEE AND TOSSES IT ASIDE! TLA LOOKING FIRED UP! AND HE THROWS A PUNCH ACROSS THE JAW OF IMPACT! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! AND A SWAG SHOT! HE JUST PIMP SLAPPED THE CHAMPION! TLA HITS THE ROPES! RETURNS WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE AND DROPS THE CHAMPION! BUT IMPACT QUICK BACK TO HIS FEET! TLA HITTING THE ROPES AGAIN! GOING FOR ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE! BUT IMPACT DUCKS THIS ONE! BUT TLA PLANTS HIS FOOT AND SWINGS BACK! CARTEL KICK! IT CATCHES IMPACT RIGHT IN THE TEETH! THE CHAMPION IS STAGGERED! TLA WITH A KICK TO THE STOMACH OF THE CHAMPION! PLACING HIS HEAD IN POSITION! MEXICAN DESTROYER!
Stew-O: BUT IMPACT STANDS AND LIFTS HIM UP AND OVER! TLA DROPS FLAT ONTO THOSE BARBED WIRE STRANDS THAT IMPACT TOOK OFF THAT CHAIR EARLIER! TLA HAS ALREADY LOST SO MUCH BLOOD AND NOW HES JUST GETTING CUT UP EVEN MORE! HOW FAR WILL HE PUSH HIMSELF TO WIN HERE TONIGHT? CAN HIS BODY HOLD UP?
Jake Mercer: It’ll take everything he has if he wants to stop Impact. To take the title off of Impact without some kind of cash in is a rare feat. TLA is trying to do something very few have ever managed to accomplish! People get annoyed at Impact being arrogant or flexing his power and legacy. But no one can argue the fact that he’s earned every right to do so!
Stew-O: Speaking of the champion, he’s trying to massage that arm that TLA was working over earlier! Getting some blood flow through all that swelling in his elbow! Now stepping over to the challenger as he looks to get some momentum back in this matchup! Impact walking over— AND JUST STEPPING RIGHT ON TLA’S FACE! JUST PURE DISRESPECT! GRINDING HIS BOOT INTO THE CHALLENGER’S NOSE AS THE CROWD BURIES THE RING IN BOOS!
Flannery McCoy: But Impact does not care! He pulls his foot up off of TLA’s face— AND JUST STOMPED ON TLA’S HEAD! A SECOND TIME! A THIRD TIME! TLA IS IN TROUBLE!
Stew-O: AND SIENNA JADE IS BACK IN PLAY! What’s she doing now? She walks up to Impact and just hands him that empty pouch that held the screws and is telling Impact something! What’s going on? Impact is grinning, he seems to like what she’s saying! Impact now reaching down and grabbing TLA’s arm! He rolls the luchador over to his stomach! And… what the fuck? He’s… drying TLA’s back off?
Flannery McCoy: He’s using the cloth of that pouch to wipe off the shoulders and arms of TLA but why? Sienna reaching into the pocket of her referee uniform… What is that?
Stew-O: I have no idea but she just pulled some kind of bottle out and handed it to Impact. Impact bites the end off of the bottle and now pouring some kind of translucent substance onto TLA’s back and arms… AND NOW BOTH SIENNA AND IMPACT PULLING TLA UP! HE’S STILL ROCKED FROM THOSE STOMPS! IMPACT AND SIENNA PRESSING TLA AGAINST AN UNBROKEN WALL OF THE GLASS STRUCTURE! THEY’RE… just holding him there? What gives?
Flanner McCoy: WAIT! ITS SUPERGLUE! IMPACT JUST COVERED TLA IN SUPERGLUE AND STUCK HIM TO THE GLASS! THEY STEP AWAY AND TLA IS HUNG THERE WITH HIS ARMS OUT AND UNABLE TO MOVE THEM! IMPACT NOW FORCING TLA’S LEGS BEHIND THE ROPES! TLA HUNG UP THERE ALMOST LIKE A CRUCIFIXION AND NOW IMPACT HAS A DISGUSTING GRIN ON HIS FACE YET AGAIN!
Jake Mercer: WHAT INGENUITY BY THE CHAMPION AND HIS LOVELY PARTNER! THEY USED THE POUCH TO DRY TLA SO THE GLUE WOULD HOLD! HAHA! AMAZING!
Stew-O: I don’t know if amazing is the word I would use but now Impact holds his hand out to Sienna and she grabs that monkey wrench and hands it to him! AND IMPACT SWINGS THE METAL WRENCH RIGHT INTO THE EXPOSED STOMACH OF THE CHALLENGER! THE SHOCK STARTLES TLA BACK TO REALITY AND HE NEARLY VOMITS FROM THE HIT BEFORE NOW REALIZING HIS PREDICAMENT! TLA IS TRAPPED! NOWHERE TO GO! HES STRUGGLING AGAINST WHATS HOLDING HIM BUT HIS ARMS ARE FULLY ADHERED TO THE STRUCTURE! HIS FEET ARE JUST OFF THE GROUND SO HE CANT PRESS UP WITH HIS LEGS OR FREE THEM FROM THE ROPES! TLA STRUGGLING! FIGHTING AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SIENNA NOW IN WITH THE WOODEN BASEBALL BAT! RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF TLA! IMPACT AND SIENNA NOW TAKING TURNS TO WRECK THE CHALLENGER! IMPACT WITH THE WRENCH! SIENNA WITH THE BAT! IMPACT! SIENNA! IMPACT! SIENNA! IMPACT! SIENNA!
Stew-O: TLA IS ABSOLUTELY HELPLESS! THE CHALLENGER NOW COUGHING UP BLOOD! YOU CAN SEE THE BRUISING FORMING AROUND HIS ALREADY CUT UP ABDOMEN! ALL THAT INTERNAL BLEEDING AND ONLY BEING AMPLIFIED BY THIS ONSLAUGHT BY THE CHAMPION AND SIENNA JADE! AND THEY SHOW NO INTENT OF STOPPING ANYTIME SOON! MAKING AN EXAMPLE OF THE CHALLENGER HERE IN FRONT OF HIS NATIVE AUDIENCE!
Jake Mercer: Find yourself a woman who helps you the way Sienna helps Impact. I’m just sayin. That’s a real one.
Flannery McCoy: Fuck you, Mercer. Sienna and Impact are dissecting the man who had the Battle of Egypt match won! And they are still going with these shots! Impact with the wrench! Sienna with the bat! This is disgusting!
Stew-O: TLA looks like he may be fading! If he goes properly unconscious then Sienna will call this matchup! TLA trying to hold on! Fighting with all he has to battle against his predicament but it’s a losing contest! There’s nothing he can do! Shot after shot! Both of them continuing this beating! This is wrong! This is disgraceful! This is—
(The lights cut out through the arena.)
Flannery McCoy: What the hell is happening now? What’s this?
(The tron screen cuts on and we see video footage of Serena Bennett backstage at Dynasty in Atlanta, beaten and brutalized with medics surrounding her.)
Stew-O: This is from Dynasty on September 27th! Back when Serena Bennett was taken out and put on the injured list! But why is this showing now?
(The footage then suddenly rewinds and is a bit of a blur until it stops and begins to play again. Serena is seen backstage on her phone before a hooded attacker hits her with a steel chair from behind. Serena tried to turn back and fight but the attacker grabs her and runs her face first into a brick wall. They then grab the chair and drive the leg of it into the side of her face, causing her to bleed more and be knocked unconscious. The attacker then tosses the chair to the side and runs off. Moments later a referee finds Serena and calls for the medical staff.)
Stew-O: We have footage of the incident? I’ve never seen this!!
Jake Mercer: I’m confused!! what’s going on?
(The feed then cuts to a new camera which shows the attacker removing the hoodie and tossing it into a garbage can but keeping their face hidden as they run out a door. We then cut to another camera outside where we see a car parked. The attacker goes to get in the car. Turning to open the door just long enough for us to see the face of Sienna Jade.)
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA JADE IS THE ONE WHO ATTACKED SERENA!
(The lights come back up and the crowd is going wild. Impact and Sienna are both still looking at the tron but the camera pans to show something else.)
Stew-O: ITS SERENA BENNETT!! SERENA IS BACK AND SHES HERE IN THE RING! SIENNA DOESNT SEE HER!
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA AND IMPACT TURN BACK AROUND BUT THEY HAVE NO IDEA WHATS RIGHT THERE!
Stew-O: SERENA SPEARS SIENNA THROUGH THE GLASS WALL! BOTH WOMEN CRASH TO THE FLOOR COVERED IN GLASS! SERENA BENNETT TEARING SIENNA JADE TO SHREDS! THE INAUGURAL UNIVERSAL WOMENS CHAMPION GETTING RETRIBUTION ON THE FINAL UNIFIED WOMENS WORLD CHAMPION! SIENNA JADE TRYING TO COVER UP BUT SERENA IS LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL! SERENA STANDS UP AND GRABS THAT SLEDGEHAMMER! SERENA SWINGS THE HAMMER DOWN TRYING TO KILL SIENNA!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SIENNA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! SHE SCRAMBLES TO HER FEET AND MAKES A BREAK FOR IT UP THE RAMP! SIENNA WANTING NO PART OF SERENA BENNETT RIGHT NOW! BUT SERENA NOT LETTING HER GET AWAY! SHE CHASES JADE UP THE RAMP AND BOTH DISAPPEAR THROUGH THE PRODUCTION EXIT! THIS IS ABSOLUTE CHAOS!
Stew-O: Impact has no idea what to make of all this! He looks as confused as the rest of us! OH! WAIT! SHIT!
Flannery McCoy: TLA MANAGED TO SWING AND GET HIS LEGS FREE WHILE EVERYONES BACKS WERE TURNED! TLA WITH HIS FEET ON THE BOTTOM ROPE NOW! THROWING HIS LEFT LEG UP AT HIS LEFT ARM! TRYING TO FIND HIS WAY OUT! IMPACT TURNS AND SEES WHATS HAPPENING! HE LUNGES FOR TLA!
Stew-O: BUT TLA THROWS BOTH FEET UP INTO IMPACT’S FACE! THE CHAMPION IS KNOCKED BACK! TLA THROWS HIS KNEE UP AGAIN! AND HE MANAGES TO STRIKE HIS OWN LEFT ARM! HE SHATTERS THE GLASS BEHIND HIS ARM! SHARDS STILL GLUED ALL OVER THAT ARM BUT HE’S MANAGED TO FREE IT!
Flannery McCoy: THIS IS THAT WILL TO SURVIVE WE TALKED ABOUT BEFORE! TLA NOW USING THAT FREE HAND! HE GRIPS THE HAND THATS STILL GLUED! HE PULLS ON IT! DOING WHATEVER HE CAN! OH MY GOD!
Jake Mercer: DISGUSTING! TLA JUST RIPPED A LAYER OF HIS OWN SKIN OFF AS HE FINALLY PEELS HIS ARM OFF THAT WALL! BUT THAT FLESH IS STILL GLUED TO IT! AS IF TLA WASN’T BLEEDING ENOUGH BEFORE HE’S NOW BLEEDING FROM THAT TORN ARM! BUT HE WANTS TO KEEP FIGHTING!
Stew-O: We don’t have a referee but both men are on their feet now and this match is still on! Here comes Impact! BIG HAYMAKER PUNCH! BUT TLA DUCKED UNDERNEATH! AND HE PLACES A SUPERKICK RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION! IMPACT KNOCKED TO THE MAT AGAIN! BUT TLA ISN’T MAKING THE COVER!
Jake Mercer: Theres no referee in the ring for a cover! That nasty bitch Serena chased away our perfect and unbiased referee!
Flannery McCoy: :skip:
Stew-O: TLA looks like his attention is up along the top of the structure! There’s still a couple weapons up there and something tells me TLA wants tear into impact similar to how Impact has done to him! TLA climbing the turnbuckle now near the only wall that hasn’t been busted into! Climbing up and clutching onto that last strong wall! He’s on top and now trying to scale that wall— BUT TLA SLIPS OFF!
Flannery McCoy: BUT HE CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE! TLA still hurting! All those bruises forming on his midsection have gone completely purple! He’s still in massive pain from the attacks of Impact and Sienna! His core strength gave out while climbing! But that isn’t going to stop a man like TLA! La Pantera Sexual begins to climb that turnbuckle again! Steadying himself as he ascends! But Impact has had time to recover! He’s crawling over to the corner! Pulling himself up as he follows TLA up those turnbuckles! All of this for the World Heavyweight Championship and the fate of Impact’s Gawd Contract! TLA reaching up! Trying to grab for something!
Jake Mercer: BUT THE CHAMP IS THERE! IMPACT PULLING AT TLA! TRYING TO BRING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! TLA TRYING TO KICK DOWN AT IMPACT!! TRYING TO KNOCK HIM AWAY BUT IMPACT REFUSING TO RELENT! TLA GRABBING FOR SOMETHING! HE REACHES OVER TO THE SIDE! TLA RIPS ONE OF THOSE PLASTIC PIPES AWAY FROM THE STRUCTURE! HE BREAKS AWAY A PIECE OF IT AND SWINGS IT AT IMPACT’S HEAD!
Stew-O: IT CONNECTS BUT IMPACT DOESN’T FALL! HE CONTINUES TO REACH FOR TLA! RAKING AT THE SHREDDED FLESH OF THE CHALLENGER’S BACK! TLA KEEPS SWINGING THE PLASTIC PIP BUT IT GETS HIM NOWHERE!
Flannery McCoy: TLA tossing that pipe away and now trying to pull himself up! The pain in his body slowing him and Impact is climbing right up his back! TLA reaching— TLA GRABS THAT STOP SIGN AND SWINGS IT DOWN! HE DENTS IT OVER THE SKULL OF THE CHAMPION! IMPACT LOOKS STUNNED— AND HE COLLAPSES BACK TO THE MAT! TLA DROPPING THAT STOP SIGN BUT NOW HE HAS AN OPENING! IMPACT NOT STAYING DOWN LONG THOUGH! HE IS ALREADY PRESSING UP AND CRAWLING! TLA LOOKING OVER! HE SLIDES HIMSELF DOWN ALONG THE RING ROPE AND REACHES UP! HE HAS A HAND ON THAT SECOND POUCH!
Stew-O: TLA opening that pouch up and looking inside, investigating its contents—
Stew-O: BUT IMPACT HAS THAT STEEL CHAIR AGAIN AND IS SWINGING IT UP AT TLA! SMASHING INTO HIS BACK! HE SWINGS UP AGAIN! AND IT CONNECTS! TLA’S MIDSECTION GIVES OUT AGAIN AND THE CHALLENGER DROPS FROM THE STRUCTURE DOWN TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: TLA hit hard! He’s huddled in a heap on the mat now! Impact stalking his prey! Looking to make this the ending shot! Impact raises the chair again— BUT TLA BLASTS HIM IN THE GUT WITH BRASS KNUCKLES! IMPACT IS DOUBLED OVER! TLA RISES UP AND CONNECTS WITH A POWERFUL BOXING STYLE UPPERCUT TO THE CHIN OF THE CHAMPION! IMPACT IS DOWN AND BLOOD FLOWING OUT FROM HIS MOUTH! TLA STRUGGLING BUT RISING TO HIS FEET! HE LOOKS OVER AND DECIDES TO CLIMB THE TURNBUCKLE ONCE AGAIN! TLA SEES HIS OPENING! THIS COULD FINALLY DO IT! TLA DRAGGING HIMSELF TO THE TOP ROPE! KICKING AWAY AT WHAT REMAINS OF THE STRUCTURE BEHIND HIM!
Stew-O: YEARS OF WORK! SACRIFICE! SUFFERING! ALL FOR THIS MOMENT! TLA RISES! HE LOOKS AT IMPACT ON THE MAT! TLA TAKES IN A DEEP BREATH! AND HE LEAPS— BURNOUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: IT HITS! THE CORKSCREW 360 SENTON HITS! BUT TLA IS WRITHING ON THE MAT IN PAIN! ALL THAT DAMAGE FROM EARLIER DONE! COVER HIM TLA! COVER HIM! AFTER ALL THIS TIME JUST COVER HIM! TLA ROLLING HIMSELF OVER! STILL CLUTCHING AT HIS STOMACH! HE FINALLY LAYS A HAND OVER THE BODY OF THE CHAMPION!
Stew-O: ONE OF THE OUTSIDE OFFICIALS SLIDES INTO THE RING THROUGH ONE OF THE OPENINGS! HE RUSHES TO THE TWO ON THE MAT! WE HAVE A REFEREE AGAIN! AND A COUNT!
Stew-O: BUT IMPACT GOT HIS SHOULDER UP!
Flannery McCoy: HOW?!? JUST HOW?!? AFTER EVERYTHING THEY HAVE PUT EACH OTHER THROUGH?!? HOW DID HE KICKOUT?!?
Jake Mercer: THAT IS WHAT YOU ALL GET FOR DOUBTING THE WHITE MAMBA! HAHAHA!
Stew-O: TLA is not moving on the mat but his expression is heartbroken! He thought he finally had his moment! He thought he finally hit the homerun ball! But this match will continue! TLA now trying to roll over! He has to get to his feet is he’s going to press on anymore! He tries to press up with his arms!
Jake Mercer: TLA looks like he’s beginning to fade! He’s lost quite a lot of blood already! It’s a ticking time bomb until he passes out and can’t continue!
Flannery McCoy: You say not to count out Impact but I say the same for TLA! The luchador shakes his head clear and now pressing up to his knees! Impact now beginning to roll over! TLA now crawling towards Impact! Pressing slowly to his feet as he follows! TLA reaches down to grab Impact— BUT IMPACT THROWS A FIST FULL OF GLASS SHARDS INTO TLA’S FACE! TLA falls back, clutching at his face as Impact now pulling his way to his feet! The mat now coated in the blood of these two men! Impact is up to his feet! He grabs TLA by the head— PLANTING HIM WITH A QUICK DDT!
Stew-O: Impact now dragging TLA’s body towards the corner! Shaking that bad arm loose! Trying to get some more function out of it! He pulls TLA to the turnbuckles! He grabs TLA up and puts him in position! He lifts him up! PILEDRIVER POSITION! IMPACT BEGINNING TO CLIMB THOSE TURNBUCKLES STEP BY STEP WHILE HOLDING TLA! HE’S GONNA HIT THE GUNSMOKE! THAT ELEVATED PILEDRIVER! IMPACT UP! ON THE MIDDLE ROPE NOW! HE ISN’T DONE! HE STEPS UP AGAIN! HE’S UP ON THE TOP ROPE NOW! THIS COULD NOT ONLY END THE MATCH BUT TLA’S CAREER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT TLA COMING TO! HE KICKS HIS BOOT INTO THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION! AGAIN AND AGAIN! FIGHTING TO SURVIVE! TLA THROWING EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT INTO THOSE KICKS! AND HE MANAGES TO BREAK IMPACT’S GRIP! TLA DROPS DOWN TO THE MAT AND LANDS ON HIS KNEES! BUT HE POPS BACK UP!
Stew-O: AND HE SHOVES IMPACT BACK! IMPACT BOUNCING OFF THE PLASTIC OF THAT LAST SOUND WALL! MANAGING NOT TO GO THROUGH THE GLASS! BUT TLA NOW CLIMBING THE TURNBUCKLES TO MEET HIM! TLA FIRING AWAY WITH PUNCHES TO KEEP IMPACT AT BAY! TLA SHOVING IMPACT BACK YET AGAIN! Oh god… OH GOD! NO! LOOK OUT!
Flannery McCoy: THE PLASTIC OF THAT LAST GOOD WALL SPLINTERING AND BREAKS AWAY FROM THE REST OF THE STRUCTURE! IT FALLS AND BOTH MEN LOSE BALANCE!! THEY GO CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE THROUGH ALL THAT PIPING AND GLASS! BOTH MEN CRASH HARD THROUGH IT AND TO THE FLOOR! SOMEONE CHECK ON THEM! THEY COULD BE DEAD! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
(Slow motion replay shows the wall slowly splinter and fall away, the structure of it catches on the barricade and both men crash through it and to the floor.)
Stew-O: A bloody and beaten Impact is trying to crawl over to the side now! TLA is barely moving as Impact seems to have his sights set on something! Impact now reaching the barricade as he begins to pull himself up! He slides over and uses the barricade to hold himself up as he walks! TLA now beginning to press up! Trying to go after Impact! But the champion now making it to the timekeeper’s area!
Impact (off-mic): GIMME A DAMN MICROPHONE!
Flannery McCoy: NO! We have seen this before! IMPACT IS GOING TO TRY TO ESCAPE THIS AGAIN! NO! HE HAS A MICROPHONE!
Impact (breathing heavy): I… I still have an active Gawd Contract…
Stew-O: NOT LIKE THIS!
Impact (breathing heavy): Yeah… this match… I want this match to be—
Stew-O: TLA JUST BLASTED IMPACT THROUGH THE BARRICADE INTO THE TIME KEEPER’S AREA! TLA grabbing that microphone and throwing it clear across the ringside area! Getting it somewhere far away from Impact! TLA watches the microphone crash and break as a static sound cuts through the arena— BUT IMPACT GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND! STRAIGHT JACKET HOLD! STRAIGHT JACKET GERMAN SUPLEX THROWS TLA INTO ALL THAT PRODUCTION EQUIPMENT BACK THERE!
Flannery McCoy: Impact obviously not able to end the match with his contract there but he has managed to gain an advantage! He said himself! Anything and everything he does is to keep the title around his waist! He now takes TLA and drags him to his feet out of the rubble he was just thrown into! Impact heaving the challenger up onto his shoulders! He rolls TLA back into the ring and follows quickly behind! TLA trying to get going again— BUT IMPACT BREAKS A GLASS PANEL OFF WHAT REMAINS OF THE STRUCTURE AND SMASHES IT OVER TLA’S HEAD!
Stew-O: Impact not wasting any time as he is looking to put this match away ASAP! He grabs TLA by the wrist and yanks him up! Pulling him to his feet! Impact scooping TLA onto his shoulders! ABSOLUTION! THE MICHINOKU DRIVER—
Flannery McCoy: IT HITS! IT LANDS TLA FLAT ONTO THAT PILE OF SCREWS FROM EARLIER! JUST MORE AND MORE PUNISHMENT NOW AS BLOOD CONTINUES TO FLOW FROM THE BODY OF TLA! TLA writhing in pain! He rolls over clutching at his back! Trying to get back up! Trying to fight back! TLA up to his feet! Still in so much pain— EVISCERATION!
Jake Mercer: IMPACT CONNECTS WITH THE EVISCERATION! TLA IS DEAD! THAT’S ALL SHE WROTE! IMPACT FALLS OVER HIM! HE HOOKS THE LEG!
Jake Mercer: THE POWER OF A GAWD!
Flannery McCoy: BUT TLA KICKED OUT AT THE ABSOLUTE FINAL INSTANT!
Stew-O: How does TLA have that in him still? All this punishment and he still keeps going! The resiliency of the challenger is unbelievable! Impact is pounding on the mat! He’s telling the ref it was a three count!! He refuses to accept that TLA won’t be put away!! Impact now climbing on top of TLA! Raining punches down from the top!
Impact (off mic): JUST STAY DOWN YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!
Flannery McCoy: Impact driving his fist onto the face of the challenger and trying to put an end to all of this! TLA barely covering up! Is he still conscious? Has the blood loss gotten to him? He— TLA CATCHES IMPACT BY THE BAD ARM AND TORQUES IT! TLA GOING FOR A SHOULDER LOCK! BUT IMPACT SLIPS HIS ARM OUT AND FORCES HIS WAY OUT! HE BACKS AWAY, CLUTCHING THAT ARM AS TLA NOW RISES TO HIS FEET YET AGAIN!
Stew-O: Both men have endured so much pain and punishment! How can they keep going at this point? But that’s how far they’ll go for the World Heavyweight Championship! Both of them pushing the limits of the human form! Pushing the limits of their very own humanity! Doing whatever it takes to ascend to that next level! They’ve locked eyes! TLA wiping glass and blood from his face! Impact shaking life into that arm! AND HERE THEY GO!
Jake Mercer: BOTH OF THEM MEET IN THE MIDDLE AND FIRE AWAY! TLA WITH A MASSIVE RIGHT HAND! IMPACT FOLLOWS WITH A HEADBUTT! TLA THROWS A ROUNDHOUSE! BUT IMPACT DUCKS IT! IMPACT GOES FOR A TACKLE! BUT TLA DRIVING AN ELBOW INTO THE BACK OF THE CHAMPION! IMPACT RELEASES THE GRIP! HE TRIES TO SWING AGAIN AT TLA—
Stew-O: SWAG SHOT! TLA WITH A SWAG SHOT USING THE BACK OF THAT LEFT HAND THAT HAS ALL THE GLASS SHARDS STILL GLUED TO IT! IMPACT’S FACE IS SLICED OPEN! BLOOD FLOWING FROM THAT CHEEK NOW! IMPACT FEELS THE SEARING PAIN ON HIS FACE AS THE SHOT TURNED HIM AROUND! TLA WITH A CLUBBING FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! IMPACT STUMBLES AWAY AND CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE ROPES! TLA NOT LETTING HIM GET AWAY THOUGH!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THE CHAMPION WAS PLAYING POSSUM! IMPACT PUSHES OFF THE ROPES AND SLIPS BEHIND TLA! THE HAIL MARY!! THE FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER PLANTS THE CHALLENGER! TLA IS DOWN!! IMPACT NOT WASTING ANY TIME! HE HAS THAT BASEBALL BAT! AND NOW CRACKING IT INTO THE SPINE OF TLA! OVER AND OVER! RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE BACK! TLA’S BACK AND MIDSECTION HAVE ALREADY BEEN HEAVILY PUNISHED!
Stew-O: You’re right Flannery. TLA is already brutalized and now Impact looking to make a statement! He tosses the bat aside and grabs TLA by the legs— WALLS OF IMPACT! THE LIONTAMER IS APPLIED TO THE CHALLENGER! BENDING TLA BACK ON HIS DAMAGED SPINE AND STRETCHING HIS TORTURED ABDOMEN! TLA IS IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE HERE! SCREAMING IN PAIN AS IMPACT SITS BACK DEEPER INTO THE HOLD! TLA LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO GET HIM OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT BUT THERE’S NO ROPE BREAKS TO HELP HIM! TLA SCRATCHING AND CLAWING! MAYBE IF HE CAN CRAWL OUT OF THE RING HE CAN MANAGE AN ESCAPE!
Jake Mercer: BUT IMPACT WALKS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! IMPACT NOT GOING TO LET TLA GET OUT OF THE HOLD!! TLA SCRAMBLING! SCRATCHING! CLAWING FOR HIS ESCAPE! HE TRIES SWINGING AND ARM BACK AT IMPACT BUT IT GOES NOWHERE! IMPACT NOW DEMANDING THAT HE TAP! TELLING THE REFEREE TO ASK TLA TO GIVE UP! TLA REFUSING! BUT HE CANNOT STAY IN THIS FOR LONG! ALL THAT DAMAGE TO HIS INTERNAL ORGANS! ALL THAT BLOOD LOSS!
Stew-O: It’s all beginning to catch up with him! He’s digging deep and trying to keep going but this could be it for the challenger! TLA pulling himself! Dragging both men with what strength he has left! Impact cranking back deep on the hold! TLA’s face is writhing in pain! Pulling at his hair! He digs and presses up again! Trying to find something he can do! The referee checking on him again! TLA RAISING HIS HAND UP! HE’S GOING TO TAP!
Flannery McCoy: BUT TLA REACHES THAT HAND OUT AND HE GRABS THAT MONKEY WRENCH! HE SWINGS IT BACK! HE SMASHES IT INTO IMPACT’S LEG! AND HE SWINGS IT AGAIN! TLA FREES HIMSELF AS IMPACT RELEASES THE HOLD!
Stew-O: TLA backing himself into the corner! TLA clutching at his spine after being in the walls of impact for so long! The bruising and the cuts all over his body apparent now more than ever! TLA using the turnbuckles to pull himself up! Getting his feet back underneath him! Impact not gone for long though! He’s limping from that hit to the leg but he’s marching right for the challenger! TLA swinging that wrench— BUT IMPACT BLOCKS IT!!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT DEFLECTING THAT WRENCH! THE CHAMPION HAS AN OPENING! HE LEAPS UP! EVISCERATION!
Stew-O: BUT TLA LEANS BACK INTO THE CORNER AND SHOVES IMPACT OFF! IMPACT HITS THE MAT AND GETS QUICKLY TO HIS FEET— BUT TLA WITH THAT WRENCH ACROSS THE FACE! IMPACT IS STUMBLED! AND TLA FOLLOWS UP WITH A LEFT FOREARM! USING THAT GLASS GLUED TO HIS ARM TO SMASH SHARDS INTO THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION! IMPACT IS DOWN!
Jake Mercer: TLA looking down at the champion! He looks at the wrench it looks like he just had an idea! TLA now grabbing the wrench and unscrewing the mouth! TLA opening up that monkey wrench! Impact now trying to shake his head clear! TLA comes in from behind! He bashes the handle of the wrench into the back of Impact’s head! TLA now placing the mouth of the wrench around the elbow of that injured arm! TLA CLAMPING DOWN ON THAT ARM WITH THE WRENCH! NO! DON’T DO THIS! THAT’S A HALL OF FAMER!
Stew-O: TLA CRANKED THAT WRENCH BACK YOU HEARD THE BONE SHATTERING SNAP THAT JUST ECHOES FROM THE CHAMPION’S ARM!! TLA DOING EVERYTHING TO DESTROY THAT ARM! NOW CRANKING BACK AND FORTH AS IMPACT IS SCREAMING ON THE MAT! WRITHING IN PAIN AT THE MERCY OF THE CHALLENGER! TLA TORQUING THAT WRENCH! IMPACT FLAILING!
Flannery McCoy: Impact manages to yank his arm away! But how much more damage did that just do? He pulls away and is seething as he pulls the wrench off his arm and hurls it at TLA! TLA tries to catch it and— IMPACT JUST PLOWED THROUGH TLA! LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL AS HE TACKLES THE CHALLENGER TO THE GROUND! IMPACT FIGHTING WITH MADNESS OFF THE PAIN IN HIS ARM! IMPACT POUNDING WITH HIS GOOD ARM INTO TLA’S BLEEDING FACE! TLA TRYING TO COVER UP AND DEFEND BUT IMPACT’S SHOTS ARE LANDING! THOSE LACERATIONS ON HIS FACE OPENING UP MORE AND MORE!
Jake Mercer: BUT IMPACT NOT STOPPING THERE! THE BLOODLUST TO PAY THIS PAIN BACK! THE ADRENALINE COURSING THROUGH HIS BODY! SOMETHING FURLING HIM! HE REACHES OVER WITH THAT BAD ARM SOMEHOW— IMPACT HAS A MASSIVE SHARD OF GLASS FROM THE BROKEN WALL! HE DRIVES IT DOWN! HE’S GOING TO KILL TLA RIGHT HERE!
Stew-O: TLA SEES IT COMING! HE GRABS THAT ARM AND STOPS THE ATTACK! BUT NOT COMPLETELY! THE EDGE OF THAT SHARD HAS PIERCED THE FLESH OF HIS STOMACH! TLA GRIPPING IMPACT BY THE WRIST! JUST HOLDING THAT GLASS AWAY FROM DRIVING INTO HIS ABDOMEN!
Flannery McCoy: BOTH MEN IN A BATTLE OF WILLS! IMPACT TRYING TO DRIVE THAT SHARD DOWN AND TLA FIGHTING TO SURVIVE! IMPACT STILL CONNECTING WITH PUNCHES FROM HIS OTHER ARM! TLA WON’T HOLD OUT FOR LONG HERE! IMPACT IS FIGHTING LIKE A CORNERED ANIMAL AFTER THAT ARM BREAK! THAT SHARD DRIVING SLOWLY INTO TLA’S ABDOMEN! THE BLOOD STARTING TO FLOW OUT OF THE CUT! TLA—
Stew-O: TLA POPS HIS HIPS THROUGH!! HE WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND IMPACTS INJURED ARM!! HE USES HIS LEGS TO ROTATE IMPACT’S BODY— CROSSED PATHS! TLA HAS THE CROSS ARMBREAKER APPLIED TO THE CHAMPION! TLA BENDING THAT INJURED AND SWOLLEN ELBOW BACKWARDS!!
Jake Mercer: BUT TO DO THAT HE HAS TO PULL IMPACT’S ARM INTO HIM! IMPACT DRIVES THAT SHARD DEEP INTO TLA’S ABDOMEN! THE BLOOD POURING FROM THE CHALLENGER AND HE’S ALREADY LOST SO MUCH BLOOD AS IT IS! IMPACT WORKING THAT SHARD AND OPENING THAT WOUND MORE AND MORE! IMPACT HAS THAT BROKEN ARM FULLY CRANKED BACK BY TLA BUT CAN TLA STAY ALIVE LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE IT WORK?!?
Flannery McCoy: I don’t know but TLA doesn’t look good right now! That wound won’t hold up but what about Impact’s arm?
Jake Mercer: It won’t matter if TLA passes out from blood loss! Impact just has to hold on long enough for that!
Stew-O: Both men in serious pain right here! I CAN SEE TLA FADING! HIS GRIP IS WEAKENING AND THE LIGHT FADING FROM HIS EYES!
Flannery McCoy: The Referee is kneeling down between both men! He’s watching and asking Impact if he wants to submit! Impact not tapping!
Stew-O: But now the referee checking TLA! NO! TLA CONTINUING TO FADE FROM BLOOD LOSS! NOT LIKE THIS!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The referee leans through one of the broken holes in the glass structure and Stephie Love steps towards him, hearing what he’s saying.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… the referee has determined one of the competitors has lost consciousness…
Stephie Love: Therefore… your winner…
Stephie Love: And…
Stephie Love: **NNNNNEEEEWWWWWW EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION**
**TTTTT!!! LLLLL!!! AAAAA!!!**
(The crowd absolutely erupts as “Ambitionz Az a Ridah” hits again and we see TLA inside the ring, barely holding onto consciousness and releasing his hold as Impact is out cold in the ring.)
Stew-O: WHAT?!? AMAZING!!!! TLA MANAGED TO HANG ON LONG ENOUGH FOR IMPACT TO PASS OUT FROM THE PAIN IN THAT BROKEN ARM! TLA IS BLEEDING AND NEEDS MEDICAL HELP! BUT HE IS OUR NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
(Medics rush the ring and begin to care for both men. But as a doctor is patching the wound where Impact was stabbing him, the referee kneels down next to TLA and puts the championship into his hands. A world of emotion seems to hit TLA as he holds the gold in his hand. He looks out to see the Mexico City crowd in absolute elation as fireworks set off around the arena.)
Crowd: ¡CAMPÉON! ¡CAMPÉON! ¡CAMPÉON!
Flannery McCoy: AFTER YEARS OF FIGHTING! AFTER MAKING HIS WAY BACK TO THE COMPANY! TLA HAS FINALLY DONE WHAT HE LONG PROMISED TO DO! HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAIN! TLA IS A WORLD CHAMPION!
(The medic applies some crude bandages to TLA but the newly crowned champion can’t sit still any longer. TLA rises to his feet, clearly in excruciating pain. But he holds the title high and the crowd goes utterly insane for him.)
Jake Mercer: I didn’t think anyone would ever unseat Impact!
Stew-O: Believe it! It happened! And for TLA you have to know this was a long time coming!
(TLA climbs out of the ring, one hand holding the title and one hand holding his abdomen. He grabs the leather folder with Impact’s Gawd Contract inside. TLA pulls out the contract document and holds it up to the fans. He places the championship over his shoulder as he reaches over the production crates behind the timekeeper’s area.)
Flannery McCoy: Not only is TLA the champion! But by winning he has officially nullified Impact’s Gawd Contract! The reign of terror is over! And the reign of La Pantera Sexual has only just begun!
Jake Mercer: What the hell is he about to do?
(TLA pulls out a pack of matches. He strikes one match and lights it, holding it to the paper.)
Jake Mercer: NO! ACTIVE OR NOT THAT IS A GAWD CONTRACT! HOW DARE TLA DO THIS!
Stew-O: TLA sending a message and I have to say it’s a welcome one! Dynasty is no longer under a tyrannical champion! TLA has won!
(The new champion holds the burning paper up for the fans to see. He watches it burn until almost all of it is gone. He then drops it to the floor and watches the last burn away before stamping on the ashes with his boot. TLA reaches out to a fan who was holding out a Mexican flag. TLA puts the flag over his shoulders and wears it proudly in his moment of victory.)
Flannery McCoy: Ladies and gentlemen, that was House of Glass 2019! What an absolutely amazing experience!
(TLA looks out from the ramp, holding the title up one more time for every fan to see. He steps over to his low rider, giving Steroid Dawg a pat on the head and a hug.)
Stew-O: What an absolutely insane night this has been! And congratulations to TLA! What a win! What a match! What a moment! This has been a House of Glass that we will never forget! That’s all we have for now, folks! Thank you so much for tuning in! I am Stew-O! And for Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer, we will see you next week for Friday Night Dynasty!
(The final shot shows TLA standing on the center of the stage. He drops to his knees and lays the title directly in front of him, staring at it, studying it. He then looks out to the cheering fans and uses both hands to lift the Mexican flag high over his shoulders.)
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