(A black screen is shown right before the light cascades in revealing a sole ornate mirror that hangs on a wall.)
Narrator: What do you see when you look into a mirror? Do you see the person that you were supposed to be or a shattered husk of what could have been?
(A large crack appears on the mirror, stretching all across the mirror into various large pieces, to where inside we see the different elitists that are involved in the event.)
Narrator: Are you a person that will destroy the enemies that have been placed before them or fall to their knees at the trials that have presented themselves?
(The camera zooms in towards one of the large portions of the cracked mirror to reveal Scott Oasis and Tyler Parker inside of the mirror with Sebastian Monroe standing in the background of Oasis.)
Narrator: Are you someone that will be able to find a way to redeem their past failures or be forced to endure the fall off the ladder against an insurmountable foe?
(The camera turns over towards another portion of the damaged mirror, showing the faces of Jacob Senn and Nico Borg, as the Cash in the Vault case hangs high above them.)
Narrator: Does the mirror show you as the one that will seize the opportunity presented to you for future glory or are you just one of the many pieces to discarded like the rest?
(A third portion of the broken mirror is examined to show the individuals that will take part in the Glass Gauntlet Match fighting amongst each other.)
Narrator: Will it show to you to be the champion that you have always been or will it be shown that the next era has risen to the challenge?
(The camera turns over towards another cracked portion of the mirror to where it shows Scott Diamond holding the EAW Hardcore Championship on his shoulder as a confident Darkane stares the championship down.)
Narrator: Does the reflection show you the miracle that you dreamt of, the underdog rising up to the challenge that stands in his path, a destroyer that shall claim what belongs to him, or does it show you broken inside the structure meant to contain the violence that will ensue?
(The final piece of the cracked mirror reveals The Pizza Boy with his EAW Answers World Championship on his shoulder, Nasir Moore with a look of determination on his face, and Eclipse Diemos displaying a face of sadistic glee with the Red Wallz structure seen behind them.)
Narrator: Tonight, you decide the reflection that is cast of you.
(The mirror finally shatters into many tiny pieces, falling like rain down to the floor to where the camera zooms in with “Broken Bones” by CRX playing in the background.)
“Broken bones… Broken bones… ”
(Clips are shown of The Glass Gauntlet competitors including Hurricane Hawk, Ahren Fournier, Target Smiles, and more.)
“Broken bones… Set at home.”
(Clips are shown of Tyler Parker and Scott Oasis leading to their Glass Wallz Match tonight.)
“Broken bones… Broken bones… ”
(Clips are shown of Jacob Senn and Nico Borg on the build towards their struggle over the Cash in the Vault case.)
“Broken bones… Set at home.”
(Clips are shown of Scott Diamond and Darkane in their war towards who should be the EAW Hardcore Champion.)
Narrator: Tonight, you decide whose reflection shall be shattered by your hand… inside HOUSE OF GLASS!
(The glass finally settles down on the floor with the voices of The Pizza Boy and Nasir Moore talking about being the champion as they are tuned out to the sound of laughter from Eclipse Diemos and the House of Glass logo appears from the remains of the glass.)
Male Voice-over: AND NOW… ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING AND DYNASTY PRESENTS… HOUSE OF GLASS!!!
(The camera cuts inside of The Little Caesars Arena with a stellar fireworks display firing off on the stage before you can hear the rabid fanbase erupt from their seats in adulation and excitement for the event! We turn over towards the commentary table with Stew-O and Jake Mercer sitting on the sidelines to call the action!)
Stew-O: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DYNASTY WELCOMES YOU TO ONE OF THE MOST EXTREME NIGHTS OF THE YEAR THAT ALWAYS BRING THE EXCITEMENT! THIS… IS… HOUSE OF GLASS! We are LIVE from The Little Caesars Arena in Detroit, Michigan and let me tell you, this night is going to be filled to the brim with the carnage that all these fans expect from House of Glass!
Jake Mercer: Do you hear this crowd? THEY KNOW IT DOES! You have the EAW Answers World Championship Red Wallz Match between three of the top talents here on Dynasty that will surely display that for them, an EAW Hardcore Championship Match where there are basically NO RULES except for using glass weapons, and we have the match that has turned into a tradition here at House of Glass in the Glass Gauntlet Match!
Stew-O: Don’t forget about the Glass TLC Match that we haven’t seen at this event since 2012 at this event with Ashten Cross and Devan Dubian and it will be for the Cash in the Vault case! However, as you can already see scaled up above the ring right now, it seems that we are going to have our first match in the Glass Wallz HERE RIGHT NOW!
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Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…AND IS A GLASS WALLZ MATCH!!! There are no disqualifications and no count outs! The only way to win is via pinfall or submission!
(“DNA” by Kendrick Lamar hits the speakers as Scott Oasis struts out from backstage with Sebastian Monroe scurrying in tow with a microphone in his hand.)
Sebastian Monroe: Ladies and Gentlemen of the audience! My name is Sebastian Monroe and it is the greatest privilege of my career to serve as the advocate for the most DOMINANT competitor in the Dynasty locker room today or in any era! Allow me to introduce you to this man here. He’s from Baltimore, Maryland and weighing in at 260 pounds… But all that you need to know is that he is THE ICEMAN!!! DYNASTY’S GREATEST SON! THE COLD-BLOODED KILLER WHO IS ABOUT TO STEP INTO THE GLASS WALLZ AND UTTERLY SHATTER WHAT IS LEFT OF THE SHELL OF THE MAN THAT THEY CALL TYLER PARKER! HE IS…SCOOOOTTTTT OOO-
(“Met Gala” by Gucci Mane interrupts an irritated Sebastian Monroe to rapturous applause from the crowd. Tyler Parker spins out onto the stage, back to the ring to show off the American flag stitched into his leather jacket before turning to lock eyes with his adversary in the Glass Wallz.)
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring, from Atlanta, Gerogia… weighing in at 220 pounds… He is TYLER. PAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEERRRRR!!!
Stew-O: THE LITTLE CAESAR’S ARENA IS ON THEIR FEET! And no wonder. It has been MONTHS since we have seen Tyler Parker compete one-on-one in a contest of this magnitude. After the injuries inflicted on him by Lannister last season, I am sure I’m not the only one who doubted we would see the day.
Jake Mercer: Give the guy his due, he defied all the odds just to make it back into the ring. Now the crazy thing is, he’s only been medically cleared for a minute and already he’s standing up to take a man like Scott Oasis INSIDE THE WICKED STRUCTURE KNOWN AS GLASS WALLZ!
Stew-O: Not only that. He CHOSE the stipulation.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell, and both men stand off amidst the cruel structure of Glass Wallz. Up above, all manner of glass weapons hang ominously, just waiting to be brought to bear on human flesh. Glass chairs. Glass tables. Light tubes. Panes of glass. Everything you’d expect as well as a bric-a-brac of ornaments and glass vessels donated by the fans. Tyler turns one eye cautiously upwards, maybe trying to pick a weapon and make plan…
Mercer: BUT OASIS CHARGES IN SENSING OPENING! Parker ready with the dropkick to knock Oasis off his feet. Tyler follows up with a shoulder tackle, or two, to keep the Ice Man from finding steady footing. PARKER WITH THE ROUNDHOUSE! NOOO!!! Oasis ducks underneath and hugs Tyler around the waist from behind. He hauls Parker off his feet into the wheelbarrow… BUT TYLER COUNTERS WITH THE VICTORY ROLL, SHOULDERS DOWN!
Stew-O: A quick kick out and Sebastian Monroe breathes a deep sigh of relief as he watches on from outside the structure. Both men back on their feet AND OASIS WITH A BIG LARIAT! It is too telegraphed through and Tyler dinks underneath. BLACK CHAPTER!!! TYLER SPRINGS OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND CATCHES OASIS FLUSH AROUND THE JAW WITH THE ROUNDHOUSE! A beautifully executed maneuver, but while rocked, Oasis somehow remains on his feet.
Mercer: Tyler quickly presses the advantage, LAUNCHING STRAIGHT INTO A LEAPING CUTTER! But wait! Oasis snaps to, shoving Tyler off into the ropes AND HE POPS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS ON THE REBOUND.
Monroe (Off Mic): YEEEESSSS!!! NOW POWERBOMB THIS HAS BEEN BACK TO HELL!!!
Stew-O: Oasis is looking to follow his animated advocate’s instructions, but Tyler is holding on! Clutching at some of the lower hanging objects suspended above him. What’s that he has gotten his hands around? A vase?
Mercer: A váse.
Stew-O: Right, a váse! HE PULLS DOWN THE VÁSE AND SMASHES IT RIGHT OVER SCOTT OASIS’ HEAD! OASIS LETS OUT A CRY AS BLOOD DRIPS DOWN HIS EAR AND TYLER DROPS FREE BEHIND HIM. Parker pulls him in…INVERTED DDT! The kind of lifting, high angled variety that feels like being rabbit punched by Bruce Lee. Scott Oasis is stunned.
Mercer: Tyler Parker, however, has only just started. While Scott Oasis still struggles to shake off the cobwebs, Tyler climbs the corner turnbuckle, reaching up above himself…AND HE GETS IT! He gets his fingers around a glass chair and he yanks it down. Tyler hops back down to the canvas just as Oasis starts to stagger to his feet. AND TYLER SWINGS FOR THE FENCES! IT CONNECTS!!! THE GLASS CHAIR SHATTERS OVER SCOTT’S SKULL! SHARDS SPRAY IN ALL DIRECTIONS AS OASIS COLLAPSES TO HIS KNEES, BLOOD OOZING DOWN HIS FACE IN A CRIMSON MASK!
Monroe (Off Mic): NOOOOOOOOOO!!! SNAP OUT OF IT! DO SOMETHING! DO SOMETHING!!!
Stew-O: Sebastian Monroe is going insane at ringside. He’s banging his fists into the outside of the Glass Wallz as he desperately attempts to rally his advocate, Scott Oasis on. But I’m not sure Scott can even hear him. I don’t think he even knows where he is right now. Tyler turns to deliver Monroe a disdainful glare before turning back to Oasis and pulling up behind him. TYLER PULLS HIM IN! HE LOOKS BACK AT MONROE AS HE PREPARES FOR IT…ACROSS THE PARK!!!
Mercer: WAIT!!! OASIS BLOCKS IT! OASIS COUNTERS ACROSS THE PARK AND WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE MIDSECTION. GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB CONNECTS! OASIS COLLAPSES WITH THAT MOVES, DIZZIED BY HEAD TRAUMA AND LOSS OF BLOOD, BUT HE DRIVES HIMSELF ON! OASIS FINDS THE MOUNT AND NOW HE IS JUST PUMMELING TYLER PARKER INTO THE CANVAS WITH BOTH FISTS. TYLER IS HELPLESS. THE COMPLEXION OF THIS MATCH UP HAS CHANGED COMPLETELY IN AN INSTANT!
Monroe (Off Mic): NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! NO MERCY! KILL HIM! KILL HIM!!!
Stew-O: Oasis stands back up straight. A seething glare piercing through the veil of scarlet, and I guess you could say that he is seeing red in more ways that one right now. He pulls up Tyler by the waist. OASIS HITS HIM WITH A TEXTBOOK GERMAN SUPLEX! And he doesn’t release there. Oasis rolls back to his feet, hauling a limp Tyler Parker with him. AND THERE’S THE SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! OASIS IS REALLY LOOKING TO DO THE DAMAGE!
Mercer: Oasis once again brings Tyler back to a vertical base, most likely looking for yet another punishing, german suplex. BUT TYLER FIGHTS BACK! TYLER SOMEHOW FINDS THE FIGHT DEEP WITHIN HIMSELF TO DRIVE THE ELBOWS INTO OASIS GUT! BUT SCOTT DOESN’T RELEASE HIM…HE’S HOLDING ON…GERMAN SUPLEX!!! BUT WAIT! TYLER FLIPS OUT ONTO HIS FEET! HE LACKS THE STRENGTH TO LAND FIRM AND STUMBLES ONTO HIS BACKSIDE BUT HE IS QUICKLY TRYING TO SPRING BACK UP.
Stew-O: BUT OASIS TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH THE LARIAT! Tyler lies motionless on the canvas. Sebastian Monroe pumps his fist in celebration, then claps smugly from the outside. Meanwhile, the only thought going through Scott Oasis’ head is how else he can hurt Tyler Parker now. Scott pulls Tyler up by the tights, and drags him across the ring – BIEL TOSS! OASIS LAUNCHES TYLER PARKER HEAD FIRST INTO THE GLASS WALLZ!!! Tyler slumps into a crumpled heap. Meanwhile Oasis climbs the structure, reaching up to bring down a couple of toys to have some fun with.
Mercer: Tyler is at this point still trying desperately to recover. He crawls across the canvas, just trying to find his bearings and press himself up off the canvas. But Oasis stalks him, brandishing a light tube as he stares down with the intensity of a wild beast ready to pounce on his prey. OASIS WRAPS THE LIGHT TUBE ACROSS TYLER’S SHOULDERS, CAUSING HIM TO ARCH HIS BACK AND HOWL IN PAIN!
Stew-O: Oasis grabs him by the head. OH MY GOD! OASIS IS BLASTING TYLER FULL FORCE WITH THE KNEES TO THE SKULL! THIS MAN WAS OUT FOR MONTHS DUE TO THE CONCUSSIONS AND HEAD TRAUMA THAT HE HAD SUSTAINED BUT OASIS DOESN’T CARE. SEBASTIAN MONROE IS LAUGHING AT THE TOP OF HIS BREATH AS THE MAN WHO RETURNED AS PART OF TEAM STARRSTAN TO DEPOSE HIM IS QUICKLY BEING TAKEN APART! Oasis lifts Tyler vertically above his head…BRAINBUSTAAHH!!! SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP THIS!
Monroe (Off Mic): FINISH HIM! JUST LIKE WE SAID!
Mercer: Well there you go, Stew. They are looking to end it, but somehow I still have a bad feeling about this. Oasis leaves Parker to retrieve a glass chair that he had pulled down, and he stands it in the centre of the ring. What is he thinking?
Stew-O: I haven’t a clue. Scott Oasis drags Tyler Parker over to it. Tyler, sensing danger throws the fists at Scott’s gut, but it doesn’t look like there is a lot left on those punches. OASIS SLAMS TYLER’S FACE HARD ON THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR! The subdued Tyler Parker is now positioned kneeling into the chair with his head wedged underneath the headrest. Oasis cooly backs off. But what is going on? What is he…wait…NO WAY!?!?
Mercer: HE CAN’T BE THINKING…CAN HE?
Stew-O: I think he is…Scott Oasis lines himself up, a defenceless tyler Parker left with his head trapped in the chair…OASIS CHARGES IN! THE RELAPSE!!! THE RELAPSE!!! OASIS PUNTS THE TRAPPED HEAD OF TYLER PARKER WITH EVERYTHING THAT HE HAS! THE HEAD SNAPS BACK VIOLENTLY BUT THERE IS NOWHERE FOR IT TO GO! I DON’T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT WHAT KIND OF DAMAGE THAT MIGHT HAVE DONE! THE CROWD IS IN UTTER SHOCK. MONROE IS ALREADY CELEBRATING AT HIS MOST MANIACAL!
Mercer: Scott Oasis pulls a catatonic Tyler Parker free. After a shaky start the match now surely won in a typically dominating fashi-WHAT IN THE HELL!?!?! OASIS HAULS TYLER PARKER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! WHY ISN’T HE MAKING THE PIN!?!?! WHAT IS HE THINKING!?!?!? NO…THE PSYCHO DRIVER!!! OASIS WITH THE PSYCHO DRIVER DRILLING TYLER PARKER HEAD FIRST INTO THE GLASS CHAIR! HE MUST BE TRYING TO KILL HIM THIS IS TOO MUCH! TYLER PARKER LIES MOTIONLESS AND OASIS FINALLY MAKES THE PIN!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“DNA” by Kendrick Lamar hits the speakers as the fans voice their discontent towards Scott Oasis. As Scott celebrates and Sebastian Monroe taunts fans at ringside, EMTs rush into the structure to tend to Tyler Parker.)
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner by PINFALL… SCOTT! OAAAAASSSSSSIIIIIISSSSS!!!
Stew-O: One word. Gratuitous. That is all you need to describe Scott Oasis’ display here tonight.
Mercer: How about murderous? He clearly wasn’t happy with just a win. He and Monroe might have discussed it before the match, but either way Scott Oasis clearly came to give us all the vicious potential that a match like Glass Wallz has. The unfortunate tragedy of this being Tyler Parker. We can’t be sure of his condition right now, but given his prior troubles with head injuries, it is hard not to worry.
Stew-O: We’ll keep a close eye on his condition and post you with updates, but The Little Caesars Arena is packed tonight for House of Glass tonight! We have Michael Belfort out in the crowd meeting face to face with the people here in Detroit and from what I’m being told he’s found someone interesting with a message for EAW.
Jake Mercer: So now we’re taking statements from fans now? Who does Belfort think we need to hear from?
(The camera fades to a close shot of Michael Belfort in the crowd.)
Michael Belfort: Well Stew-O, Mercer, you guys might not believe this but I found a familiar face here tonight in Detroit Michigan. He was one of the last men to hold the Elite Championship. He’s a former-
???: Speed up the introduction dude, it’s not like I have a long list of accomplishments with you people.
(The camera zooms out to show Tomi Venus in a suit with two women on his arms receiving cheers from the Detroit crowd.)
Tomi Venus: Honestly, I could do your job better than you. Actually, I have done your job better than you. Remember those days?
Michael Belfort: Yes actually.
Tomi Venus: Well forget them because those days are done. The only reason I’m here is because I’m a guy from Detroit with a couple of bucks to my name and I wanted to see what these bougie losers downtown were replacing the Joe Louis with. I would have been here a week or two ago but I’d rather see a clown like you again than Kid Rock.
Michael Belfort: Well Tomi-
Tomi Venus: Who told you we were on a first name basis? You can call me Mr. Venus. That’s what these ladies call me, and I call them ladies because I don’t know their names.
Michael Belfort: Oh, well Mr. Venus, it’s been years since we’ve seen you in EAW and it seems since then you’ve been quite successful. Designer suit, beautiful women, what exactly have you been doing?
Tomi Venus: I’ll answer that question with a question of my own. Are you with the IRS? Because if you’re not you have no business asking me where I get my money.
Michael Belfort: Well I was just-
Tomi Venus: Oh, I know. I know exactly what you’re thinking and it’s also none of your business what I do with my money… But yes, these are escorts.
Michael Belfort: Oh! Oh, wow.
Tomi Venus: Now if you’ll excuse me, now that I’ve seen this dump, I think I’m going to hit up Greektown, gamble a bit, and take these ladies somewhere and show them a good time. Have fun with your glass show.
(Tomi Venus walks away as the camera fades back towards the commentary table with Jake Mercer and Stew-O.)
Jake Mercer: What do you know, Tomi Venus is still a bum.
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Stew-O: It seems that the Cash in the Vault Glass TLC Match is next! Nico Borg has been put in a position where he must defend his case against a man that looks to use this opportunity to redeem himself from his past failures at Pain for Pride X!
Jake Mercer: Yes and if anyone might be able to put an end to the recent string of victories that Nico has been able to achieve here on Dynasty, it would be none other than Jacob Senn! Definitely going to be an interesting match to unfold between these two!
(The fans start to cheer for the match that is to come when the camera shows the Cash in the Vault case hanging high above the ring and the array of glass variants of tables, ladders, and chairs before making it to the ring announcer inside the ring.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest IS A GLASS TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS MATCH… AND IS FOR THE EAW CASH IN THE VAULT CASE!
(“S.O.A.R” by Devour The Day echoes throughout the arena as we see a very determined Jacob Senn walking out to the stage as he stares out into the sea of people, squatting down to point with his gun taunt, before throwing his hood off of his head and making his way to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 218 pounds… “The Punisher” JAACCCOOOOBBBBB SEENNNNNNNN!!!
Stew-O: Jacob Senn arrives into House of Glass in something that is a bit of unfamiliar territory for him, a moment of where he needs to prove himself all over again inside of this stipulation that is meant to bring out the violence between him and his opponent, all for the potential opportunity to be world champion.
Jake Mercer: This is an avenue of his career that hasn’t been taken in a long time by him, having been the man that has been perceived to be the odds-on favorite in these scenarios, but his recent failures have brought this state that he’s at odds with the crowd.
(“You Want It Darker” by Leonard Cohen plays on the sound system as Nico Borg walks out to a disdainful crowd, staring up in the sky to see his Cash in the Vault briefcase hanging in the balance, as he walks to the ring to meet his opponent.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent, he is from Valetta, Malta… weighing in at 196 pounds… he is the current Mr. Cash in the Vault… “Invictus” NIICCCOOOOO BOORRRGGGGG!!!
Jake Mercer: The unstoppable force that has been on a spree against the talent here on Dynasty now enters once more in the situation to where he not only has to defend the Cash in the Vault case that he won at Pain for Pride X, but he has to do in such a violent stipulation such as this!
Stew-O: Well, he made this match and the stipulation that it will be contested in, but you have to think about this. Did Nico do this out of benevolence like he wants the world to believe or does he know the threat of a lingering foe in the background like Jacob Senn costing him chances to cash in for the EAW Answers World Championship every week? No matter what it was, he’s going to have to fight to keep that case in his possession!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: The match has been called to start by the referee and both men stand in their respective corners, looking up in the air at the Cash in the Vault case that hangs up there, as they look at what they hope to be their prize for enduring the punishment that is to come. Nico Borg looks towards Jacob Senn with confidence as he starts to beckon him to come to him as he marches towards him BUT JACOB JUST SPRINTS IN AND TACKLES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!JACOB SITS ON TOP OF NICO AND STARTS TO RAIN DOWN WITH ELBOW STRIKES INTO THE FACE OF THE UNCONQUERED ONE! JACOB HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THIS TALK ABOUT HIS DAYS OF GLORY BEING OVER AND INTENDS TO MAKE SURE THAT NICO TAKES THE PUNISHMENT FOR IT! Jacob stands back to his feet and grabs Nico by the head to drag him over to the turnbuckle corner DRIVING HIS SKULL RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AS HE BOUNCES IT OFF IT! Jacob Senn is not hesitating for a moment to punishing Nico Borg here tonight for costing him an EAW Answers World Championship opportunity!
Jake Mercer: That’s right! He’s coming for blood against Nico Borg in this match as you can see him slump down a bit with Jacob Senn striking with a kick straight into the chest BEFORE LAUNCHING HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER! NICO TURNS IT AROUND ON SENN AND HOOKS HIM IN BY THE WAIST FOR THE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! IF THIS WAS YOUR ORDINARY MATCH, HE COULD HAVE A PIN RIGHT HERE, BUT I THINK THIS WAS JUST A MOVE OF DESPERATION TO ESCAPE THIS ASSAULT FROM THE PUNISHER! Nico stands back to his feet to see Jacob rolling over towards the corner as we see him climb up to his feet AS NICO SPRINTS IN AND NAILS HIM WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK STRAIGHT INTO THE CHEST! JACOB COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER AS WE SEE NICO ROLL OUT OF THE RING AND START TO RELISH IN THE MOMENT THAT HE HAS RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: The fans aren’t taking too kindly to this braggadocious demeanor of Nico Borg, but can you blame him after the way his run on Dynasty has been going right now? Nico grabs a chair from a stack of weapons set out for these combatants as he slides the glass chair into the ring before grabbing a glass ladder! The thing about these ladders are they are layered with the same glass that surrounds the Red Wallz structure to make it where you can still climb on these ladders, but enough force will bring the ladders to shatter before our eyes! Nico starts to slide the ladder into the ring BUT HE’S MET WITH A GLASS CHAIR SHOT BY JACOB OUT OF NOWHERE AS THE CHAIR SHATTERS ON HIS FACE! THE VIOLENCE IN THIS MATCH HAS ALREADY BEGAN!
Jake Mercer: Nico Borg was just blasted with that glass chair as you see him stumble back into the barricade to where Jacob Senn takes the glass ladder and pulls it into the ring CARRYING IT TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING TO SET IT UP TO CLIMB TO GO FOR THE CASH IN THE VAULT CASE! Jacob has the ladder set up and starts to carefully make the climb to reach the case BUT NICO IS ABLE TO MAKE HIS WAY BACK INTO THE RING AND THROW HIM BACK DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS! Jacob drops onto his feet as we see Nico start to climb his way to the top to try and claim the briefcase BUT JACOB GRABS HIM BY THE TIGHTS AND PULLS HIM BACK DOWN TO CANVAS TO THROW AN ELBOW STRIKE TO HIS FACE! This forces Nico into the ropes to where Jacob grabs him LOOKING TO LAUNCH HIM ACROSS THE RING FOR THE IRISH WHIP INTO THE GLASS LADDER!
Stew-O: NICO BORG SPINS OUT OF THE WHIP AND THROWS JACOB SENN HIMSELF INTO THE GLASS LADDER! NO! JACOB DUCKS UNDER THROUGH THE OPENING IN THE LADDER AND GOES TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING! Jacob bounces off the ropes and returns ONLY TO BE SMACKED BY THE GLASS LADDER AS HE DROPS TO THE CANVAS FROM THE SHOT! Jacob stumbles back towards the ropes and he is stunned by the shot, as we can see a crack start to form on one of the layers of the glass, with Nico holding his jaw from the elbow strike earlier AS HE SPRINTS IN LAUNCHING JACOB OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR WITH A LARIAT! Jacob collapses onto the floor when Nico rolls outside to join him and strikes with stomps to his back before lifting him up SMACKING HIM ACROSS THE FACE TO SHOW THE DISRESPECT HE HAS FOR HIM!
Jake Mercer: Nico Borg walks up the rampway with Jacob Senn where we see a plethora of weapons surrounding them! Nico looks towards a stack of glass chairs on top of a glass table AND JUST TOSSES JACOB STRAIGHT INTO THEM AS THEY SHATTER UPON IMPACT! THE VIOLENCE THAT IS BEING MADE OUT HERE IS JUST INCREDIBLE! NICO SHOWING NO HESITATION IN THAT AS YOU CAN SEE JACOB ROLL AROUND WINCING IN PAIN AS THE GLASS CUTS INTO HIS SKIN! Jacob starts to crawl himself out of the glass remains that litter the floor to where he picks himself up and goes over the barricade towards the crowd BUT NICO IS RIGHT BEHIND HIM AS HE JUMPS THE BARRICADE TO CHASE DOWN HIS OPPONENT! Nico lands with elbow strikes into the face of Jacob, beating him down and hurting him as they fight all around the crowd, only for Jacob to respond with his own! The crowd is eating this all up as both men are lost in the sea of Detroit fans to where we can barely make them out from here! Nico is finally able to gain ground BY LAUNCHING JACOB STRAIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE AS HE FALLS OVER THE TOP ONTO THE FLOOR! Nico is showing the world right here why he’s been undefeated since his draft over to the red brand!
Stew-O: Jacob Senn attempts to bring himself up to his feet with the assistance of the steel steps as Nico Borg climbs on top of the barricade! Jacob stands on his feet as he turns around TO WHERE NICO LEAPS OFF FOR A KNEE STRIKE TO HIM! JUMPING DROPKICK! JACOB DROPKICKS NICO OUT OF MID-AIR AS HE COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR! Nico rolls around in pain as Jacob has gained ground to where he can recuperate from the pain that he has already endured in this contest! Nico rolls over towards the barricade and takes a seated position when Jacob stands up with the help of the steps, turning his attention over towards his opponent, taking a moment to rush in AND STRIKE WITH A HESITATION DROPKICK RIGHT INTO HIS FACE! JACOB NAILS ALL OF IT AS WE SEE NICO COLLAPSE TO THE FLOOR! Jacob starts to get back to his feet and fired up with the crowd before he grabs Nico by his head to pull him up HOOKING HIM FROM BEHIND FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX! BACK ELBOW STRIKE! Jacob stumbles back as Nico spins around to his spine LIFTING SENN UP AND DROPPING HIM BETWEENS HIS LEGS ONTO THE BARRICADE!
Jake Mercer: THAT DEFINITELY IS NOT GOING TO BE HELPFUL LATER TONIGHT FOR HIM! Jacob Senn hangs onto the barricade as we see Nico Borg walk over to pick up another glass chair from the collection of weapons scattered into the arena before he returns TO SWING THE GLASS CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JACOB SENN AS HE COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR! THE GLASS CHAIR SHATTERS IN HIS HAND AS HE TOSSES BEFORE HE TOSSES THE REMAINS ASIDE AND LOOKS UP TO THE CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE THAT HANGS FROM THE CEILING! Nico stares back at his opponent as Jacob starts to try to pick himself up with Nico caught between the two options that are in front of him! Nico turns towards the ring with the glass ladder still there AS HE SPRINTS IN AND GOES TO SET THE LADDER UP TO WHERE HE CAN GRAB THE CASE! Nico has the ladder set up and starts to make his climb to the top of the ladder in hopes to grab the briefcase! HE COULD HAVE IT RIGHT HERE AT TH– WHAT? JACOB TILTS THE LADDER FORWARD TO CAUSE NICO TO DROP OFF OF IT AND HIT THE TOP ROPE ON HIS CHIN!
Stew-O: JACOB SENN WAS ABLE TO SAVE THIS MATCH FOR HIMSELF AS NICO BORG LIES ON THE TOP ROPE! Jacob puts the ladder together as Nico gets out of the ropes WHEN JACOB THROWS THE LADDER STRAIGHT INTO NICO! YOU CAN SEE MORE GLASS CRACK ON THE LADDER AS NICO COLLAPSES ONTO THE CANVAS! Jacob doesn’t waste any time as he drops the glass ladder on the floor before he pulls Nico up to his feet SCOOPING HIM UP TO SCOOP SLAM HIM RIGHT ONTO THE LADDER! Jacob has found an opening and is running with it as sprints to the ropes FOR THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT INTO NICO! JACOB HITS IT ALL AS HE ROLLS UP AND WIPES HIS BROW WHILE NICO HOWLS IN PAIN AND ROLLS OFF THE LADDER THAT IS DEFINITELY SHOWING SIGNS OF DAMAGE! Jacob rolls out the ring and starts to taunt to the Detroit crowd for a moment as he goes to grab a glass chair from underneath the ring and rolls back into the ring with it! What does the two-time world champion have in store for Nico with this chair? He opens it up and places it into the center of the ring while he drags Nico from the canvas and places his head on it! OH NO! This is how he won the EAW World Heavyweight Championship last year here at House of Glass! He points down with the gun taunt as he rushes to the ropes FOR THE SHADOW STEP INTO THE GLASS CHAIR!
Jake Mercer: NO! NICO BORG SLIDES THE CHAIR OUT OF THE WAY AND GRABS JACOB SENN TO TOSS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER! Jacob hits the turnbuckle as he leans on it WHILE NICO DRIVES A KNEE INTO HIS FACE WITH THE CORNER KNEE STRIKE! Jacob is stunned in the corner as Nico turns back to notice the glass chair, walking back to grab it and drag it close to him and Senn, as he turns back to grab his opponent by the neck! He lifts him up in the air as his legs rest on the turnbuckle RIGHT BEFORE DROPPING HIM ON HIS FACE WITH THE ROPE-HUNG REVERSE STO RIGHT INTO THE GLASS CHAIR! THE CHAIR HAS JUST SHATTERED WITH THE FACE OF JACOB BEING BURIED INTO IT! Nico sits up and starts to shake his head back and forth, seeming to not be finished with Jacob by a long shot, as he rolls outside of the ring and goes under the ring to search for the next glass weapon that shall be introduced into this war for the Cash in the Vault case! Nico Borg removes a glass chair from the bottom of the ring and slides it into the ring along with a second one BEFORE HE SUDDENLY STARTS TO PULL OUT A GLASS TABLE TO ADD INTO THE MIX! Nico slides the table into the ring before he rolls back inside to go ahead and start to set the table up!
Stew-O: Nico Borg has gotten a l– GLASS CHAIR SMACKED RIGHT ACROSS THE SPINE OF NICO! JACOB SENN DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE AS HE STILL HOLDS HIS FACE FROM THE CHAIR WHILE NICO DROPS ON TOP OF THE TABLE AND JACOB FEELS THE BLOOD STARTING TO APPEAR ON HIS FACE! Jacob stands on his feet as he stumbles into the ropes as he see the glass particles all around the ring as he climbs out of the ring, almost as if he has an idea of something devious in his mind, as he goes under the ring much like his opponent! It’s almost as if they know that they’ll have to go to the extreme lengths to put their opponent away! Jacob pulls two glass chairs out from under the ring before he grabs a third to join them as he rolls back into the ring with it still in his hand! Jacob stands to his feet and limps towards the center of the ring, opening up the glass chairs that are around him one-by-one, until he has four open glass chairs connected together! Jacob has this plan all thought out as he returns over towards his opponent to lift him up HOOKING HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS AS HE HOPES TO PUT HIM DOWN WITH JACOB’S LADDER INTO THE FOUR CHAIRS! WHAT? NICO USES HIS STRENGTH LIFT JACOB ON HIS SHOULDERS, HOOKING HIM BY THE HEAD WHILE HE’S UP THERE, AS HE TURNS AROUND AND RUNS IN TO PUT HIM THROUGH THE CHAIRS WITH THE MALTESE CROSS!
Jake Mercer: GOOD GRACIOUS! JACOB SENN HAS JUST BEEN PUT THROUGH FOUR GLASS CHAIRS WITH THAT MALTESE CROSS AS BOTH HIM AND NICO BORG ARE DOWN FROM THIS! Both of these men have put a lot of passion into this match, but they both want to be the person to hold that case! Nico starts to show a bit of life as he rolls on his fours, pushing himself up as he grabs the open leg of the glass table much like a cane, as he makes it up! Nico looks over towards the turnbuckle corner as we see him drape the table onto the turnbuckle as he could have some vile intentions for that table! Nico marvels at his work before he turns around STRUCK WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE FROM JACOB OUT OF NOWHERE! Jacob nearly collapses from that as Nico stumbles on his feet when Jacob grabs him by the head and turns him towards the table HOOKING HIS LEG IN AS HE THROWS NICO BACK WITH THE EXPLODER SUPLEX INTO THE GLASS TABLE HIMSELF! THE TABLE EXPLODES WITH SHARDS OF GLASS AS BOTH MEN HAVE JUST THROWN CAUTION TO THE WIND IN THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: Nico Borg is in this debris of glass and steel as Jacob Senn looks out of it while he stares up into the sky towards the Cash in the Vault case! That’s the prize you’re fighting for Jacob, now go reach it! Jacob looks across the ring towards the damaged ladder and starts to crawl his way towards it as it will be the only way that he can win this match! I don’t even know if Jacob can walk at this point through the punishment that he along with Nico have done to one another! Jacob starts to make it there BUT SOMETHING HAS GOT HIM BY THE LEG! He turns his head back TO SEE NICO THROUGH THE DEBRIS OF THE TABLE LATCHING ONTO HIS LEG TO PREVENT HIM FROM MAKING IT TO THE LADDER! SENN’S EYES WIDEN BEFORE HE STARTS STRIKING WITH KICKS TO REMOVE HIM OFF OF HIS LEGS! Jacob has to change his plan of actions as he starts to crawl towards the ropes as Nico starts to use the turnbuckle to get back to his feet! It’s a race to see who will be able to get to their feet and take advantage of the situation!
Jake Mercer: Jacob Senn grabs the middle rope and starts to use everything he has to hoist himself up to his feet as he stumbles out of the ropes! He barely stands before he turns around RIGHT INTO AN UPPERCUT FROM NICO BORG ONLY FOLLOWED BY A STRAIGHT JAB TO THE JAW! Jacob is wobbling around on his feet when Nico rushes back into the ropes to gain momentum to return RIGHT INTO A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK FROM JACOB THAT SENDS NICO RIGHT BACK INTO THE ROPES! Jacob stands back on his feet and starts to feel the energy running through him as he turns back STRUCK WITH A REBOUND DISCUS LARIAT FROM NICO TO STOP WHATEVER WAS HAPPENING RIGHT IN ITS TRACKS! Nico starts to get a second dose of adrenaline it seems like as we see him jump back up to his feet and looking up in the air towards the Cash in the Vault case! Nico Borg grabs the layered glass ladder from this match, pulling it up to the center of the ring as you can see shards starting to fall off of it, as Nico is precarious on climbing it! Nico starts climbing slowly towards the top of the ladder, stopping when he starts to notice that the ladder is unsteady, before he starts back when it eases up! He gets near the top and he reaches up LOOKING TO GRAB THE BRIEFCASE AND WIN THE MATCH RIGHT HERE!
Stew-O: LOOK OUT! JACOB SENN SPRINGBOARDS FROM THE TOP ROPE AND FLIES INTO THE LADDER, SHATTERING THE LADDER AND CAUSING IT TO CRUMBLE, AS NICO BORG COLLAPSES ONTO THE FLOOR ALONG WITH IT! Nico lands outside of the zone where the ladder was, while Jacob Senn takes all of the shards and pieces from the glass as the cost for saving this match for himself, as you can see the cuts start to show blood! Jacob rolls around in the glass from the pain, not helping anything at the moment as we see Nico start to roll outside of the ring to be able to stand up quicker! However, he almost collapses into the barricade, but this could be a good thing as he looks through the corner of his eye to see another reinforced glass ladder! Nico Borg limps towards the ladder and grabs it, folding it in half as he slides it into the ring, looking to go back after the Cash in the Vault case after the fall he just took!
Jake Mercer: Nico Borg has the ladder inside of the ring as he rolls back into it himself, standing back to his feet and he grabs the ladder to set it up in the middle of the ring, more confident with this ladder as he starts to make his way to the top of the ladder to get the Cash in the Vault case once again! HE COULD HAVE IT! THIS COULD BE IT! HE– WAIT! JACOB SENN RUSHES UNDER NICO AS HE GETS RIGHT THERE UNDER HIM TO HOOK HIM FOR THE POWERBOMB! HE PULLS NICO AWAY FROM THE LADDER AS HE MAKES HIS WAY OUT… BUT NICO PULLS WITH HIM AS THEY GO TUMBLING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE FLOOR! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE AS A CLEAR PATH TO THE CASE IS STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Both men start to get back to to their feet with Nico able to get to his first AS HE SPINS IN FOR A DISCUS LARIAT TO TAKE OUT THE PUNISHER!
Stew-O: JACOB SENN DUCKS UNDER THE LARIAT AND RESPONDS BACK WITH A PELÉ KICK! NICO BORG’S EYES ARE GLAZED AS WE SEE JACOB ROLL UP TO HIS FEET AND JUMP BEHIND HIM FOR THE REVERSE HURRICANRANA! JACOB SPIKES NICO’S HEAD ON THE FLOOR AS HE STANDS UP ON HIS FEET WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE TO SEE NICO IN THIS STATE! Jacob looks up to the case in the air, but turns his gaze over to an unused table with a stack of glass chairs on top and makes his way over towards them! He puts the glass chairs aside and drags the table towards the ring apron, grabbing Nico from the floor and placing him on it, as he strikes with elbows to keep him there! Jacob walks away and grabs a glass chair before goes towards the steel steps and makes his way back into the ring! What is this man thinking? Jacob enters back into the ring and grabs the ladder to drag closer to the ropes with the rungs closest to them, looking down towards him as he starts to climb up the ladder, with the glass chair in hand! Oh god, he can’t be doing what I think he’s about to do! Jacob up near the top of the ladder and tucks the glass chair under his arm, looking straight to the camera as he does a gunpoint while mouthing the name of Mr. DEDEDE, firing his gunpoint before he looks down! DON’T DO IT! HE DOES! JACOB LEAPS OFF THE LADDER FOR THE WINGS OF HELL ONTO NICO AS A SHOT TOWARDS MR. DEDEDE, THE MAN HE HAS BEEN OBSESSED OVER GAINING REDEMPTION FOR SINCE PAIN FOR PRIDE X!
Jake Mercer: NO! NICO BORG ROLLS OFF OF THE GLASS TABLE AS JACOB SENN JUST CRASHES AND BURNS WITH THE GLASS TABLE SHATTERING UNDER HIM WITH THE GLASS CHAIR UNDER HIS ARM! Jacob Senn has once again let the name of Mr. DEDEDE cost him another opportunity as there’s no way he can recover from something like that! Nico has taken note of this as he rolls back into the ring with the glass ladder, pulling it towards the center of the ring, as he starts to make the climb towards the top of the ladder! Nico Borg takes the climb as he starts to make his way to the top! HE REACHES THE TOP OF THE LADDER AS HE GOES TO UNHOOK THE CASE FOR HIGH ABOVE! HE… HE UNHOOKS IT! THIS MATCH IS OVER, FOLKS!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“You Want It Darker” by Leonard Cohen plays in the background as we see Nico Borg start to clutch the briefcase while he’s on the top of the ladder as Jacob Senn still lies broken on the outside from the failed Wings of Hell attempt.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND STTIIIILLLLLLLLLLL MR. CASH IN THE VAULT… NIICCCOOOOO BOORRRGGGGG!!!
Stew-O: NICO BORG HAS DONE IT ONCE AGAIN AND TALK ABOUT THE STIPULATION TO DO IT IN! Nico Borg has taken the challenge of The Punisher and walked out with the Cash in the Vault briefcase still in his possession! Not only that, but he remains undefeated in singles competition here on Dynasty and I just don’t know who will be able to knock off this man!
Jake Mercer: Well, you had to think that Jacob Senn almost had this match and could have definitely won it, but look what happened? He went for another opportunity to call out our chairman instead of focusing on the task at hand to win the match! Now, he suffers another defeat and falls victim to Nico Borg like the rest that have come to challenge him!
(Nico Borg sits up and looks out to the spiteful crowd as he raises the Cash in the Vault case high in the air to celebrate while the EMTs and staff on hand look after Jacob Senn on the outside before cleaning the destruction of this match up.)
(The camera pans towards the backstage area where we find Scott Oasis walking with an excited Sebastian Monroe following beside him. They are rushed up upon by Michael Belfort and the cameraman, as Scott Oasis gives a glare towards them while Sebastian Monroe situates his tie, preparing for what they have to ask.)
Michael Belfort: Scott Oasis, Sebastian Monroe, we have to say that tonight has been nothing more but a success for the “Big Oasis Brand” and the Monroe brand as we just watched you decimate a legendary figure in this business! The word going around the locker room is that Tyler Parker, the man that you have just defeated soundly in the Glass Wallz Match, will be out of action for an indefinite amount of time due to the injuries that were made by your hands. Scott, how does this feel to have this victory attached to your name?
(Scott Oasis seems visibly irritated by this question as he starts to snap with an answer, but Sebastian Monroe stops him and whispers something to him before he turns to answer the question for his client.)
Sebastian Monroe: My client, The Ice Man that just showed the entire world that you can’t just waltz into this business and demand to be handed opportunity, really feels that this question of yours is something that only a child should ask. Let me ask you something, Michael, are you a child?
Michael Belfort: Obviously not, Monroe.
Sebastian Monroe: I don’t find anything obvious about it, Michael, considering that you have the ignorance of a child to ask that question to my client. The obvious answer that my client has to that question is that he feels just like he did the week before and relieved that there will be no more Tyler Parker to steal the spotlight away from talent like him that is truly deserving of the opportunities that this brand has for him! I told the world that my client was destined to be the next EAW Answers World Champion and this match tonight, it proved that he should be on the path towards becoming the champion once again!
Michael Belfort: Well, the Elimination Chamber Match is right around the corner and the possibility of Scott Oasis being in the match is very possible.
Sebastian Monroe: It’s more than a possibility, Michael, once again showing your ignorance towards the situation that you’ve been asked to interviewer us in. I mean, they might as well get a different interview to bask in the glory of The Ice Man, because you seem LESS than prepared to be asking us anything! It is a certainty that my client will compete in for that EAW Answers World Championship and even though we would love to have the singles championship opportunity that was robbed from us through our current General Manager, we would be willing to negotiate for a position in the Elimination Chamber Match that is bound to happen at Road to Redemption!
Michael Belfort: My final question is that StarrStan, the man that currently holds the position that you held on this brand for years, had to be watching from his office during your match to see what would occur! Do you have any remarks for him on the destruction that your client showed inside of the structure that was made by him and Tyler Parker?
Sebastian Monroe: I don’t believe my client as anything to say to the man that doesn’t have his best interests in mind, but rather his pet projects like The Pizza Boy and Nasir Moore. However, I would like to tell him that he needs to recognize what happened to Tyler Parker here tonight. He needs to keep this annihilation of one of the men that he signed a lucrative contract with, now wasted because of his own actions, in order to have the job he has now. Keep that as a reminder to what will happen if you continue to deny my client of what is due to him because Starr, this is only the beginning. You’re welcome for this interview, Michael, but it’s over now.
(Sebastian Monroe pats Michael Belfort on his head before walking away with Scott Oasis as they continue to discuss something between one another before the camera returns back to the commentary table.)
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Stew-O: THE TIME HAS COME! The traditional Glass Gauntlet Match is about to start and we are about to find out who will be the next challenger to the EAW Hardcore Championship, whether that champion remains Scott Diamond or we have a new champion in Darkane!
Jake Mercer: Eight of the rising stars here on Dynasty are about to enter into this war zone for the chance to be known as the next challenger to the championship! They all want to be champion and are willing to do what it takes to make sure that they are the ones who leave with the title opportunity!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall and is A GLASS GAUNTLET MATCH FOR THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP OF THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!! — This contest will begin with two elitists squaring off and at three minute intervals, a new elitist will enter the match! Each elitist will be allowed to bring their own variation of glass-made weapons! This match can only be decided by pinfall or submission when ALL EIGHT COMPETITORS are introduced into the match!…..
(“No Regrets” By Pusha T hits as the crowd cheer. Hurricane Hawk walks onto the stage with a swagger in his step.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing entrant #1! From Jacksonville, Florida, weighing in tonight at 225 pounds! THE SHOW SLAYER! HUUUURICAAAAANE!!! HAAAAAAAAWK!!!
Stew-O: It seems like the crowd favorite is entrant #1, a big disadvantage but it doesn’t seem like it has affected Hurricane Hawks confidence at all. Hawk was apart of last years Glass Gauntlet match so perhaps some experience will make up for his unfortunate draw. He’ll have some first hand knowledge about the rules of this match.
Jake Mercer: It seems like Hawk may have forgotten the most important rule; you’re allowed to bring your own glass-oriented weapon. Not only is it allowed, it’s encouraged, but it seems like Hawk didn’t get the memo on that.
Stew-O: Maybe he’s confident that he doesn’t need a weapon. A weapon might be encouraged, but that doesn’t mean that you HAVE to bring a weapon.
(“Beat Keeps Callin’” by Royce da 9’5 plays to a huge reaction as Ryan Savage walks onto the stage with a black bag clutched in his right hand.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing entrant #2! From San Diego, California, weighing in tonight at 260 pounds! RYAAAAAN!!! SAAAAAAVAAAAAGE!!!
Jake Mercer: And it looks like we’re going to start this match off with the only two men in this match who have been in the Glass Gauntlet before! Ryan Savage competing in the 2015 Glass Gauntlet match, the first and only tag team variation of the match with the now-commissioner DEDEDE on his side.
Stew-O: Well this year he’s going it alone, but he’s bringing a bag with what I can only assume is glass shards inside. Not a very creative choice of weapon I will say…
(Ryan Savage stops at the end of the ramp and drops the bag in a corner as he proceeds into the ring.)
Stew-O:… but it doesn’t seem like he’s all that interested in using it anyway.
Jake Mercer: I mean the rules said you can bring a glass-based weapon, never said you had to use it. Probably best to bring them out just incase he needs them.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Five minutes on the clock! Ryan Savage with a serious look on his face, Hawk with a smug look on his. The two men circle the ring, looking to get this match stated without bringing weapons into the equation. Probably know that there are still six men to enter the match and don’t want to completely damage themselves in the early stages.
Jake Mercer: Both men go in for the collar and elbow tie-up, but the clear strength advantage of Ryan Savage is on display as he’s quick to push Hawk’s back against the ropes. Hawk raising his hands asking for a clean break, Savage cautious in complying…OH! Whiffs with a right hand at Hawks face as moves his head away from contact! Waist lock by Hawk, pushing Savage’s chest against the ropes, turning him around and launches him off with an Irish Whip.
Stew-O: Hawk goes under as Ryan Savage comes back, then leaps over him as he takes another sprint across. Jumps high for a big dropkick! But Savage holds onto the ropes to stop himself from meeting the feet of Hawk as his back slams against the mat with a thud! Savage runs off the adjacent ropes and with a vertical leap comes down with a big knee drop! Hawk rolls out of the way just in the nick of time!
Jake Mercer: Ryan on one knee as Hawk goes in for a superkick extremely early into the match! Savage ducks under the leg of Hawk and runs off the ropes again as Hawk spins back around from his own momentum! Big Bang Impact Superman Punch!? NO! Hawk swats away Savages hand and grabs Savage by the head in a cravate! LEGACY CUTTER!
Stew-O: Not so fast! Savage with yet another counter! Applying a Rear Naked Choke with Hawk’s back turned! Trying to pull him down to the mat but Hawk tosses him over his own shoulder to get him off! Savage rolls through and the two stare down as the fans cheer at the back and forth between these two!
Jake Mercer: The competitiveness between these two is truly something, both of them are pointing out to each other how close they were to hitting the other with their respective big moves. As they return to a vertical base, the two circle and scout each other up again as they lock up once again. The timer is ticking down, and it looks like we’re getting another competitor into the mix!
Crowd along with timer: 5!…4!…3!…2!…1!… BUUUUUZZZ!
(“Jerusalem” by Sir Willam Blake plays to a chorus of boos as Reginald Dampshaw III makes his way on stage with his butler Crichton Merriweather following behind him with a glass tray carrying a couple of scotch glasses and a glass bottle of Brandy.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing entrant #3! From Ryde, Isle of Wight, England, weighing in tonight at 225 pounds! The Duke of Gold!!! REGINAAAALD!!! DAAAAMPSHAW!!! THEEEEEEEE THIRRRRRRRD!!!
Stew-O: I know we’ve seen some bizarre weapon choices for this match in the past, but this might be the most outlandish. Reginald Dampshaw is bringing out a literal tray of drinks to this match.
Jake Mercer: Correction! Merriweather is bringing out a tray of drinks, and it doesn’t look like he’s all that interested in spilling a drop of it for this match as he’s heading right to our commentary table! Give him a headset Steve, don’t be rude to our guest!
Reginald Dampshaw III: Is this how you treat a guest, Steven? How impolite.
Stew-O: Reginald, you do know you’re a competitor in this match, right? Shouldn’t you get in the ring and be fighting with the other competitors?
Reginald Dampshaw III: I intend to, Steven. I don’t see a reason to do so right now.
Stew-O: You’re the next entrant, you should be in there right now!
Reginald Dampshaw III: I didn’t like my number, so why get into the action right now? Just because I drew this number doesn’t mean I have to compete until I am good and ready. Besides, it’s more fun to watch these underlings fight it out.
Jake Mercer: Don’t you see, Steven? This is what a strategy looks like! You don’t run into battle as the shots are being fired, you find an opportunity to enter the fray! It’s a brilliant strategy!
Stew-O: Why are you calling me Steven now?
Reginald Dampshaw III: Ah, a man of intelligence! I like you Jacob. Care for a drink? Merriweather! A glass of Brandy for our smart friend over there.
Stew-O: Well… my throat is getting a little parched too, Reginald. May I have a drink too?
Reginald Dampshaw III: Of course not. Isn’t there a match going on that you should be calling?
Stew-O: …Back to the action, I guess. During all that confusion, Hawk has sent Ryan Savage into the corner and charges towards him, connecting with a big body splash! Pulling Savage out of the corner and turns him around, dropping him down with a hangman’s neckbreaker!
Jake Mercer: This is some real quality Brandy… oh right! Erm, Hawk leaps into the air and drops an elbow into the chest of Ryan Savage! The point of the elbow being driven into the sternum! Hawk kips up and looks to be on fire! The crowd are counting down, Stew, you know what that means!
Reginald Dampshaw III: Another commoner enters the squabble.
Crowd along with timer: 5!…4!…3!…2!…1!… BUUUUUZZZ!
(“’The Leaving Song” by AFI plays, Brayden Wolfe being showered in boos as he looks over the crowd with a glass-made chain over his shoulders.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing entrant #4! From Peterborough, Ontario, Canada, weighing in tonight at 215 pounds! BRAAAAYDEEEEN!!! WOOOOOOLFE!!!
Reginald Dampshaw III: Ah, if it isn’t the choke artist himself!
Stew-O: Choke Artist? Brayden Wolfe won the EVO Series, hell even beat you in the finals.
Reginald Dampshaw III: A fluke is a fluke. How did he make use of that win? I don’t see the New Breed Championship around his waist, do you? All the more reason I should have won instead.
Stew-O: Well regardless what you might say, Brayden has been very impressive in his tenure with EAW thus far and tonight is looking to be successful in his FPV debut.
Jake Mercer: A glass-made chain is not all that new of a weapon in this match, but I’ll be damned that is a rather heavy looking glass chain! That doesn’t look all that easy to break either!
Stew-O: Brayden slides into the ring, Hawk turning his attention to the new entrant AS THAT GLASS CHAIN WRAPS AROUND HIS TORSO WITH THAT SWING! THE GLASS DOESN’T BREAK BUT DEAR GOD DID THAT LOOK PAINFUL!
Jake Mercer: The wind might be knocked out of Hawk, but Ryan Savage is on his hands and knees AS THE GLASS CHAIN COLLIDES AND SHATTERS ON HIS BACK WITH A HARD IMPACT! YOU CAN SEE SOME OF THE LACERATIONS ON SAVAGES BACK AS HE WRITHES IN PAIN!
Stew-O: Brayden is going to take everyone out of the equation…and it looks like you’re not an exception Reginald, he’s coming this way and the remaining length of the chain is coming with him as he wraps it around his fist!
Reginald Dampshaw III: Whoa whoa whoa! Let’s be civil now, Brayden! I am just here having a front row seat and enjoying some expensive drinks! There’s no need for this kind of behav–
Jake Mercer: JESUS! A GLASS CUP COLLIDES WITH THE BACK OF BRAYDENS HEAD! CRICHTON MERRIWEATHER COMING TO THE AID OF HIS MASTER BY SMASHING A GLASS AGAINST HIS SKULL!
Reginald Dampshaw III: Excellent work, Merriweather! Now, put that scum back in the ring with the rest of them! Let the other two deal with him!
Stew-O: Merriweather has bought you some time, Reginald, and is now feeding Brayden back to the wolves. No pun intended.
Reginald Dampshaw III: You’re not funny, Steven. Merriweather is just doing the job I pay him to do.
Stew-O: It’s Stew…
Jake Mercer: Don’t argue with the man. Brayden is in a world of trouble at the moment, blood soaking the back of his head as Hawk is finding his way to his feet, and he’s looking around for something.
Stew-O: He’s walking over to the bag Savage brought to the match, and is also digging a hand into the brim of his trunks…
Reginald Dampshaw III: Disgusting…
Stew-O: No, I think he has something in there. I think me might have brought a weapon with him after all…
Jake Mercer: Is that a tube…of glue? Why the hell does Hurricane Hawk carry around a tube of glue? He didn’t bring a weapon with him but brought glue hidden in his trunks?
Stew-O: He’s pouring the glue onto his hand wraps and putting his hand inside the bag…
Jake Mercer: Dear god… His hand wraps are now covered in shards of glass!
Stew-O: He’s measuring up Brayden Wolfe, who has found his way to his feet. Hawk steps in with a big swinging right hand! BRAYDEN HAS THE WHEREWITHAL TO EVADE THE PUNCH, HAWK UNINTENTIONALLY STRIKES A DAZED RYAN SAVAGE! THE GLASS ON HIS FIST LACERATING THE SIDE OF SAVAGES FACE!
Jake Mercer: IT DOESN’T KNOCK SAVAGE DOWN, BUT THERE IS NOW BLOOD TRICKLING DOWN HIS FACE FROM THE CUTS, AND HE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY ENRAGED! SAVAGE SWINGS HIS HEAD INTO THE FOREHEAD OF HURRICANE HAWK! A BIG HEADBUTT THAT KNOCKS DOWN HAWK AND SENDS HIM ROLLING TO THE OUTSIDE IN HOT PURSUIT!
Reginald Dampshaw III: Looks like the neanderthals have gotten into a bit of a fist fight. It’s disgraceful, yet very entertaining. I could enjoy another glass of Brandy to this. And it looks like another neanderthal is going to join them in a few seconds.
Crowd along with timer: 5!…4!…3!…2!…1!… BUUUUUZZZ!
(“Miseria Cantare” by AFI hits to boos as Khamsin is the next to come through the curtains, carrying a large bag over his right shoulder as he walks to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing entrant #5! From Alexandria, Egypt, weighing in tonight at 210 pounds! KHAAAAAMSIIIIIN!!!
Stew-O: Jesus, that is like 5 times bigger than the bag Savage brought to the match. And I can only assume 5 times the contents inside. Brayden Wolfe is the only man in the ring right now, pulling himself up to his feet in the corner as Khamsin tosses the bag into the ring. And the sound confirms that there are definitely shards of glass in there!
Jake Mercer: Khamsin stares a hole through Brayden as he unties the rope that holds the sack closed… and is pouring the contents in the middle of the ring! DEAR GOD THE SIZE OF THOSE SHARDS!
Stew-O: Those are a lot of shards, and they’re quite big shards at that! Khamsin brought a dangerous amount of glass into this match, and he seems very confident in making use of them as he taunts Brayden to come and fight him.
Jake Mercer: He took a pretty hard blow to the back of the head, but he seems eager to fight it out with Khamsin. And they are going to juke it out on top of the pile of broken glass! Trading lefts and rights! On the outside, Hawk and Savage are doing the same as Reginald is —
Reginald Dampshaw III: Observing. The word you’re looking for is observing.
Stew-O: This has turned into a brawl by every definition! Hawk being able to land a right punch to the face of Savage sending him reeling! Hawk charges in for another big right fist BUT IS BACK BODY DROPPED BY SAVAGE, SENDING HIS BACK INTO THE FRONT ROW OVER THE BARRICADE!
Jake Mercer: Meanwhile, Khamsin is in control of Brayden Wolfe! A serious striking combination has Brayden on the ropes, and Khamsin whips him off! Braydens stomps on the glass as he crosses the ring and returns! Khamsin trying to Drop Toe Hold Brayden into the glass but he’s trying to keep his balance! Khamsin can’t make him fall into the glass!
Stew-O: Brayden stomping his foot down to prevent losing his balance, before grabbing Khamsin by his hair and pulling him up to his feet, raking at his eyes! Brayden hooks Khamsins arm over his shoulder, looking for a suplex on the pile of glass! He tries to lift him, but this time it’s Khamsin who refuses! Neither of these men are willing to go crashing into that pile and quite honestly I don’t blame them!
Jake Mercer: Khamsin taking shots at the ribs of Brayden, but Brayden refuses to let up! He gets him up for the suplex! Khamsin slips out behind him and hooks his arms around the waist! Saved his skin and is looking to German Suplex Brayden into the glass! Brayden almost goes over, but saves himself by planting his feet into the mat!
Stew-O: Brayden throws some back elbows into the side of Khamsins head! One elbow has too much velocity behind it, as Khamsin ducks to avoid it and Brayden is grabbed around his front, Khamsin charging Braydens back into the corner!
Reginald Dampshaw III: Yes! Yes! Destroy each other! This is entertaining!
Jake Mercer: Destroy each other is what I think they have in mind, Reginald. And it looks like Khamsin is going to try and destroy Brayden! He pushes him up to the top rope! And he’s joining him up there! This can not be good for either men! KHAMSIN IS LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX! A SUPERPLEX INTO THAT LARGE PILE OF BROKEN GLASS! DEAR GOD! KID, DON’T DO THIS! THINK ABOUT YOUR HEALTH!
Stew-O: KHAMSIN IS TRYING TO SUPERPLEX BRAYDEN INTO THE GLASS, BUT BRAYDEN IS STILL SOMEHOW RESISTING! HE’S HOLDING ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE SUPPORTS BUT HIS FINGERS ARE VISIBLY SLIPPING! THEY ARE BOTH GOING TO GO CRASHING INTO THE GLASS!!!
Reginald Dampshaw III: YES! COME ON ALREADY!
Jake Mercer: HOLD ON! RYAN SAVAGE FINDS HIS WAY BACK INTO THE RING! AND HE’S MAKING HIS WAY TO KHAMSIN! WHAT IS HE PLA– OH NO! HE’S GETTING INTO THE POWERBOMB POSITION! ARE WE GOING TO SEE A TOWER OF DOOM!?!
Stew-O: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!! KHAMSIN AND BRAYDEN BOTH LAND IN THE PILE OF GLASS!!!! THE SHARDS SHATTER UNDER THE IMPACT!!! BOTH MAN SCREAM IN PAIN AS THE GLASS PIERCES THEIR BACK!!! HOLY SHIT CHANTS FILL THE LITTLE CAESARS ARENA!
Jake Mercer: SAVAGE COLLAPSES IN THE CORNER, THE LOSS OF BLOOD AND THE TOLL OF THE PUNISHMENT HE HAS ALREADY TAKEN ARE CATCHING UP! AND AS HE CATCHES HIS BREATH, THE COUNTDOWN IS ALREADY TICKING DOWN!
Crowd along with timer: 5!…4!…3!…2!…1!… BUUUUUZZZ!
(“Love, Sex, Riot” by Issues hits to a loud ovation as Ahren Fournier enters the stage, twirling a glass veriation of his signature police baton.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing entrant #6! From Planet Fournier, weighing in at 220 pounds! THEEE TRILL FAIRY!!! AHHHHREEEEN!!! FOOOOURNIEEEER!!!
Stew-O: Ahren is taking his sweet time coming down to the ring, admiring the carnage that the other 5… well, 4 men have put themselves through!
Jake Mercer: Ahren is in a good position right now! Everyone is at his mercy as he climbs into the ring, twirling a glass baton and measuring up Savage as he gets to his feet! AHREN GOES RIGHT IN ON SAVAGE WITH A HARD SWING OF HIS GLASS POLICE BATON!
Stew-O: SAVAGE GRABS THE BATON TO FOURNIER’S SURPRISE! SAVAGE IS BREATHING HEAVY THROUGH CLENCHED TEETH AND FOURNIER IS TRYING TO CALM HIM DOWN! HE’S PLEADING WITH SAVAGE TO LET GO OF THE BATON! BUT SAVAGE JUST KICKS FOURNIER IN THE MIDSECTION! FORCING HIM TO LET GO OF THE BATON!
Jake Mercer: Savage has the baton, and he’s raising it above his head! He’s going for a mighty swing! HE’S GOING TO BRING THE BATON DOWN ON THE TOP OF FOURNIER’S HEAD!!!
Stew-O: JESUS! WHERE DID HURRICANE HAWK JUST COME FROM!? HAWK JUST SUPERKICKED SAVAGE IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! SAVAGE CRUMPLES TO THE GROUND, DROPPING THE BATON! AHREN IS QUICK TO PICK IT UP AND — OW!!! AHREN STRIKES DOWN ON HAWKS HEAD WITH THE GLASS BATON!!!
Jake Mercer: HAWK FALLS TO THE GROUND UNCONSCIOUS! BLOOD TRICKLING DOWN HIS HEAD NOW! THAT SHOT HAS SPLIT OPEN THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!
Reginald Dampshaw III: I must say, for commoners yourselves, you have a pretty entertaining job. Getting to watch these buffoons damn near kill each other.
Stew-O: Plan on joining them anytime soon?
Reginald Dampshaw III: When I am good and ready! Patience never hurt anyone.
Jake Mercer: That police baton seems to be hurting everyone, however. Ahren is striking the back of Ryan Savage with that police baton and it’s not shattering! That has to be solid glass, a blunt force object that is being slammed into the back of Savage!
Stew-O: Ahren Fournier is complete control of everyone in the ring right now, and he knows it. Kicking around the glass as he pulls Khamsin up to his feet! ONLY TO SCOOP SLAM HIM BACK DOWN INTO THE PIECES! KHAMSINS BACK IS ALL CUT UP FROM THESE SHARDS! BRAYDEN ISN’T SAFE EITHER! AHREN PULLS HIM UP ONLY TO DRIVE HIM BACK DOWN INTO THE SHARDS HIMSELF WITH A SCOOP SLAM OF HIS OWN!
Jake Mercer: Ahren is making full use of being the freshest man in the match and is going to hurt everyone he can! With two men left to enter, he’s going to soften them up for when pinfalls and submissions are in effect! Ahren pulls Hurricane Hawk up to his feet by the roots of his hair, PICKING HIM UP FOR ANOTHER SCOOP SLAM INTO THE GLASS!
Stew-O: HAWK SOMEHOW FIGHTS OUT OF THE CLUTCHES OF AHREN FOURNIER, SLIPPING BEHIND HIM AND DROPPING THEM BOTH DOWN INTO THE GLASS WITH A ZIG ZAG!!! THE GLASS CUT THROUGH THE TRILL POLICE OUTFIT OF AHREN AND LACERATE HIS BACK AS YELLS OUT IN PAIN! HAWK LAYING BESIDE HIM! HIS HEAD AND BACK BLEEDING! THE FANS ARE IN A FRENZY, BUT A FRENZY THAT QUICKLY CHANGES TO A COUNTDOWN!
Crowd along with timer: 5!…4!…3!…2!…1!… BUUUUUZZZ!
(“I Better” by Lorn plays as The Mexican Samurai rushes out, dragging behind him a glass fold-out chair.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing entrant #7! From San Jose, California, weighing in at 210 pounds! THEE!!! MEXXXICAAAAAN!!! SAAAAAMURAAAAAAI!!!!
Stew-O: Mexican Samurai is wasting no time getting into the action! Everyone is getting to their feet and Samurai intends to keep them down for as long as he possibly can! He drives the steel frame of the glass chair into the stomach of a recovering Hurricane Hawk! Turns around, AND DRIVES THE STEEL FRAME INTO THE SIDE OF RYAN SAVAGE’S HEAD!
Jake Mercer: Hold on! Samurai hasn’t noticed Fournier yet! Fournier charges in, SWINGING HARD FOR THE CHECK YA NECK! SAMURAI DUCKS THE ONCOMING CLOTHESLINE JUST IN TIME, RAISES THE CHAIR ABOVE HIS HEAD AND DEAR! GOD!!! THE CHAIR SHATTERS ON THE SKULL OF AHREN, THE STEEL FRAME WRAPPED AROUND HIS NECK AND HE FALLS TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: THE RING CANVAS IS COVERED IN GLASS AND STAINED WITH BLOOD! MEN INSIDE AND OUTSIDE OF THE RING, LACERATED AND BLEEDING! Brayden Wolfe and Khamsin have rolled to the safety of one side of the ring, Hurricane Hawk and Ryan Savage in another. Samurai has Fournier all alone in the ring and is taking full advantage of the situation! Samurai scurries out of the ring, but what for?
Jake Mercer: He’s looking under the ring for something what could he possibly find under th— ooooooooooh looooooord! That is a glass table!!!
Stew-O: Samurai didn’t bring just one weapon, he had another one waiting in the wings! He slides the table into the ring! There is no one to stop him from doing whatever it is he has on his mind! Samurai props up the table into a corner of the ring! Adjusting it, making sure it’s in the ideal position for whatever it is he’s planning to do!
Jake Mercer: Well he better do it quick, the timer for our final entrant is only 30 seconds away!
Stew-O: Samurai pulls Ahren up by the steel framing of the glass chair around his neck, pulls it off of him and tosses it aside as he hooks Ahrens arm over his shoulder! He’s not going to do this is he?! He’s going to try to put Ahren through the glass table with the Mexican Maelstrom!? He’s calling for it as the crowd are in awe of what might come next!
Crowd along with timer: 5!…4!…3!…2!…1!… BUUUUUZZZ!
(The crowd come unglued as “Smile” by Vince Staples hits as Target Smiles comes down the rampway with numerous light tubes under his arm.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the final entrant! From Parts Unknown, weighing 200 pounds! TAAAARGEEEET!!! SMIIIIIILEEEEEESSS!!!
Stew-O: Target Smiles is the eighth and final entrant and Samurai shoves Fournier away as Smiles slides a majority of the light tubes under the bottom rope before sliding in himself! Samurai is ready to jump him with a high knee strike! Target evades the strike, picks up one of the light tubes AND CRACKS IT ACROSS THE HEAD OF SAMURAI! THE MERCURY-VAPOR EXPLODES OUT OF IT ON IMPACT! SAMURAI FALLS TO THE CANVAS AS SMILES DROPS WHAT REMAINS OF THE LIGHT TUBE!
Jake Mercer: Target Smiles analyses the situation! Pinfalls and Submissions are legal now and it looks like he wants to clear out everyone else from the equation! Smiles runs off the ropes and DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A BIG SUICIDE DIVE INTO BOTH BRAYDEN WOLFE AND KHAMSIN! WITHOUT HESITATION HE RUNS BACK INTO THE RING AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF THROUGH THE OPPOSITE ROPES WITH A SECOND SUICIDE DIVE ONTO RYAN SAVAGE AND HURRICANE HAWK!
Stew-O: Target Smiles came in like a house of fire and is looking to pick up the win anyway he can! He slides back into the ring for the awaiting Ahren Fournier! He’s scouting him as he begins to stir, going for a finishing blow!!! —
Jake Mercer: WAIT! WE FORGOT ABOUT REGINALD DAMPSHAW!!! DAMPSHAW TOOK OFF HIS HEADSET WHILE WE WERE CALLING THE ACTION AND HAS MADE HIS WAY INTO THE RING! AND HE JUST SMASHED THAT BOTTLE OF BRANDY ACROSS THE BACK OF TARGET SMILES HEAD! GLASS AND BRANDY SHOWERING THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: NO WAY! DAMPSHAW IS GOING TO STEAL THE VICTORY! DAMPSHAW WAS BIDING HIS TIME AND WAITING! HE’S GOT HIS FOOT ON THE CHEST OF TARGET SMILES AS THE REFEREE FINALLY GETS INVOLVED AND GOES FOR THE COVER! NOT THIS WAY!!!
Referee: ONE!!!… TWO!!!…. TH–!!!
Stew-O: TWO LIGHT TUBES SMASH INTO EITHER SIDE OF DAMPSHAWS HEAD!!! MEXICAN SAMURAI AND FOURNIER BOTH JUST SAVED THE MATCH FOR THEMSELVES AS DAMPSHAW FALLS TO HIS KNEES!!!
Jake Mercer: Crichton Merriweather is on the outside, verbally berating the two men! He’s on the apron, telling both of them off!!!
Crichton Merriweather (no mic): You dare attack Master Dampshaw?! You scoundrels will pay for this! Just wait until Master Dampshaw gets back u–
Jake Mercer: Hold on! Brayden Wolfe just pulled Merriweather off the apron! Merriweather looks terrified as Brayden points a finger at him! Payback must be on his mind! Merriweather smashed a glass against the back of his head earlier and it doesn’t look like Brayden has forgotten about it!
Stew-O: Justice! Merriweather is cowering! Backing himself against our announcers table! … Hold on! He’s reaching for that glass tray! Brayden doesn’t know! Brayden look out!!!
Jake Mercer: TOO LATE! CRICHTON MERRIWEATHER SMASHES THE GLASS TRAY OVER THE HEAD OF BRAYDEN WOLFE!!! THIS IS JUSTICE, STEW!!! YOU DON’T THREATEN THE HELP!!! YOU DON’T THREATEN THE BUTL–
Stew-O: I THINK YOU’VE SPOKEN TOO SOON, JAKE! BRAYDEN DOESN’T SEEM AFFECTED BY THE GLASS TRAY SMASHING AGAINST HIS HEAD! IN FACT, I THINK IT ONLY PISSED HIM OFF!!!
Jake Mercer: NO, YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN! BRAYDEN! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE DOING! HE’S GRABBING MERRIWEATHER BY THE SCRUFF OF HIS NECK WITH A FIST CLENCHED AS MERRIWEATHER IS BEGGING FOR MERCY! HAVE SOME COMPASSION, BRAYDEN!!!
Stew-O: The fans want to see it, and Brayden is going to oblige!!! HE PULLS MERRIWEATHER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AS HE IS TRYING TO WRIGGLE FREE!
Jake Mercer: HE’S 80 YEARS OLD! STOP THIS BRAYDEN! STOP THIS BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!
Stew-O: I THINK IT IS ALREADY TOO LATE! BRAYDEN HAS MADE UP HIS MIND!!! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ON THE FLOOR!!!
Jake Mercer: THIS IS DISGUSTING!!! HE DIDN’T DESERVE THAT!!! WE NEED EMT’S STAT!!!
Stew-O: Back inside the ring! Samurai has jumped onto the back of Ahren, applying the Rear Naked Choke! Submissions are legal now! Ahren is fading! Samurai is using the frame of what remains from his glass chair around the neck of Ahren to choke him out! Ahren is losing consciousness! Mexican Samurai could have this! HAWK IS BACK IN THE RING! SNEAKING UP FROM BEHIND! HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND SAMURAIS NECK!! LEGACY CUTTER CONNECTS!!! BOTH SAMURAI AND FOURNIER ARE DOWN FROM THAT ACE CRUSHER!!!
Jake Mercer: HAWK HAS TO CAPITALIZE AND FAST, BUT HE NOTICES KHAMSIN ROLLING INTO THE RING AND NOW HAS HIM SCOUTED! HE SLICKS BACK HIS BLOOD SOAKED HAIR AND PULLS KHAMSIN ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! GO! TO! RETIREM–HOLY SHIIITTT!!!!
Stew-O: WHERE THE HELL DID RYAN SAVAGE COME FROM!? SAVAGE CHARGED RIGHT AT HAWK AND SPEARED BOTH HIM AND KHAMSIN THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE THAT WAS PROPPED INTO THE CORNER!!! THE GLASS SHATTERS AS THE FANS GO CRAZY!!! THE WIDOW’S WAIL JUST TOOK ALL THREE MEN OUT!!!
Jake Mercer: Dampshaw is finding his way to his feet! This is his opportunity! No one is there to get in his way right now! He pulls Khamsin out from the wreckage! He’s going for the coOOOO!!!! TARGET SMILES!!! SMILES LANDS A SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! TARGET SMILES GOT HIM FLUSH!!! DAMPSHAW IS OUT!!! THE CROWD ARE CHANTING SMILES NAME!!! HE’S GOING TO WIN!!! SMILES CRAWLS INTO THE COVER!!!
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL!? BRAYDEN WOLFE!? BRAYDEN JUST GRABBED TARGET SMILES’ LEG FROM OUTSIDE THE RING AND PULLED HIM OFF OF DAMPSHAW!!! TARGET SMILES IS TRYING TO FIGHT BRAYDEN OFF BUT BRAYDEN PULLS HIM OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! SMILES HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES! HE’S TRYING TO FIGHT BACK INTO THE RING TO GET THE COVER AS HE TRIES TO KICK BRAYDEN OFF HIS ANKLES!!!
Jake Mercer: THE KICKING INTENSIFIES AS TARGET CAN SEE RYAN SAVAGE!!! SAVAGE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS KHAMSIN!!! HE’S ALMOST THERE!!! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DRAPE AN ARM OVER KHAMSINS CHEST AND GET THE WIN!!! HE’S ALMOST THERE!!! HE JUST HAS TO CRAWL OVER THESE LIGHT TUBES AND HE HAS THIS WO–
Stew-O: AHREN!!! AHREN’S FOOT JUST DROVE SAVAGES FACE INTO THE LIGHT TUBES!!! A STORYBOOK ENDING!!! AHREN IS GOING TO PICK UP THE SCRAPS!!! AHREN ROLLS SAVAGE ONTO HIS BACK AND LAYS ONTOP OF HIM! TARGET SMILES IS KICKING AND SCREAMING!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Love, Sex, Riot” by Issues hits to a loud ovation as Fournier sits up, catching his breath as the referee raises his hand in victory. Target Smiles falls to his hands and knees on the outside.)
Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND THE NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER TO THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP… AHREN FOURNIER!!!
Jake Mercer: We’re going to need a clean-up crew, there is blood and broken glass everywhere! WHAT CARNAGE!!! We just witnessed a crazy competitive Glass Gauntlet match! But in the end, Ahren Fournier is the number one contender for the EAW Hardcore Championship, and is looking towards becoming a two-time champion!
Stew-O: Ryan Savage came close, but I don’t think anyone was closer to victory than Target Smiles! Thanks to Brayden Wolfe, Smiles just saw a shot at the Hardcore Championship slip through his fingers! That can’t sit too well emotional for Target Smiles. Nonetheless, congratulations to the number one contender, Ahren Fournier!
(Ahren Fournier finally is able to make it up to his feet as he walks over towards the turnbuckle, standing onto it as he just taunts about the victory while we see the heartbroken Target Smiles mourn the loss at ringside.)
(The camera goes to the backstage area where we are in front of the doctor’s room, watching the door swing open to where we see Jacob Senn limping out of the room with a brace on his back and a plethora of cuts all over his body, as he starts to make his way towards the locker room. He notices the sight of Michael Belfort and the cameraman, rolling his eyes in disgust while holding an ice pack to his head, as they rush to start an interview with him.)
Michael Belfort: Jacob Senn, tonight has been a night to where you could have been Mr. Cash in the Vault in the eyes of this Detroit audience and around the world. However, you allowed another moment where you decided to make a shot out towards Mr. DEDEDE instead of going for the victory. Do you regret attempting The Wings of Hell in order to get a rise out of Mr. DEDEDE and why did you decide to do so during the match?
(Jacob Senn doesn’t answer as he walks over to the equipment and takes a seat as he is definitely feeling the effects of the Glass TLC match, placing the ice pack down, as he sighs in irritation.)
Jacob Senn: I told Mr. DEDEDE the first night that I appeared on an EAW screen since our encounter that I wasn’t finished with him. I told him that I would get my redemption for what he did to me and what did he do? Not only did he vacate that championship he beat me for on the biggest stage in EAW history, but he decided to ignore my challenges towards him and decide to take on Chris Elite instead of me! CHRIS ELITE! A man that hasn’t been able to reach the levels that I have reached or could reach in his wildest dreams is able to get a rise out of him, but not me? He didn’t just spit in my face once at Pain for Pride X, twice by vacating that championship, BUT THREE TIMES HE HAS DISRESPECTED ME! So I decided that I would attempt to force him to listen to me, but as you can see, that hasn’t worked out too well considering the result. I was hoping to end the match right there, but it seem that it once again bit me back in the worst way.
Michael Belfort: Well, all of this focus that you have placed onto getting the attention of Mr. DEDEDE has led to what many are calling the end of the era of Jacob Senn. Many are calling this the end of your career and to be honest, this match didn’t really help the case against that. My question is that do you personally believe that your obsession that you have with Mr. DEDEDE since that defeat you suffered from him has been a detriment to you?
Jacob Senn: People might have a point about it because just look at what happened to me because of it, but to be honest with you, I don’t care. I have been disrespected by this man for FAR too long and I would have been fine with just getting my hands on him, but now it has become personal. I will piss on everything that he stands for, I will bring ruin to anything that he has touched on this industry with his divine glory, and I will burn everything to the ground to where he’s nothing but a footnote in the history of this company! If that costs me matches, if it costs me championship opportunities, if it costs me the legacy that I’ve created for myself through the years of service I’ve given this place, so be it.
Michael Belfort: Are you saying that championships, your accomplishments, and even your legacy will be left aside in this quest for vengeance?
Jacob Senn: Yes. My vengeance against Mr. DEDEDE is all that matters to me and I will keep making that message clear until I get my answer. So until then, I want him to just know one thing. DEDEDE… I’m not finished with you!
(Jacob Senn slowly rises off of the equipment with his ice pack, holding it on his neck this time, as he walks away from Michael Belfort and the cameraman, as the camera goes back to the commentary table.)
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Jake Mercer: The EAW Hardcore Championship match is coming up next and let me tell you, this is about to be the epitome of what it means to be Hardcore! Scott Diamond, one of the men that has been able to create a resurgence for his storied career through this division, will compete against Darkane as one of the top rising stars here in EAW!
Stew-O: Don’t forget that this will be against a man that can definitely delve into the extreme that it will take to get the EAW Hardcore Championship in his possession! All I know is that under Glass Rules, this match is going to be a spectacle of blood and glass!
(“Born Too Late” by Saint Vitus hits to a chorus of boos from the crowd. Darkane comes out takes one curt look around the arena, then stares straight down to the ring and walks down to the ring.)
Stew-O: The last title opportunity this man had was in a Last Man Standing match against Rex McAllister for the National Elite Championship back in May! Things are drastically different this time around, with Darkane going head to head with the Hardcore Championship in what many fans believe is a title made FOR Darkane! Regardless, this has the potential to be the most brutal match of his career to date… And if Darkane manages to make it past this Hall of Famer tonight, he will walk out of House of Glass as Hardcore Champion!
(“Reminder” by Jay-Z hits to a mostly positive reaction from the Detroit crowd. Scott Diamond walks out to the stage with the Hardcore Championship resting on his shoulder. Diamond and Darkane stare down across the ramp while Diamond makes his way into the ring.)
Mercer: THE CHAMP!!! THE GOAT!!! I’m not going to lie; a part of me is rooting for Darkane to win this one and solidify himself as Hardcore Champion. BUT THIS IS SCOTT FUCKING DIAMOND!!! He’s just getting started with this soon-to-be legendary Hardcore title reign… and as much as Darkane is ready for that spot, he just isn’t getting past Scott tonight.
(Scott Diamond holds his title up to Darkane’s face and the two butt heads. The referee pulls the two apart and they stare down across the ring while the announcer begins the introductions.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall and will be contested under GLASS RULES!!!!… AND IT IS FOR THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! First, the challenger, from New Orleans, Louisiana, weighing in at 243 pounds… THE GRAVEWORM!!!!… DARKANE!!!!
(Darkane walks up and spits at Scott Diamond’s face. Diamond lunges for Darkane but the referee holds him back while Darkane laughs.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Long Island, New York, weighing in at 265 pounds… HE IS THE CURRENT EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!!!… THE NOBLE TRUTH!!!!… SCOTT —
Stew-O: OH MY GOD!!!! SCOTT ISN’T GOING TO WASTE ANOTHER SECOND MORE!!!! THE POINT BLANK BICYCLE KICK!!!!! SCOTT GOING FOR THE EARLY — DARKANE DUCKS IT!!!! SCOTT WHIFFS AND DARKANE GRABS HIM FOR THE DOUBLE LEGGED TAKEDOWN, AND BOTH MEN COLLIDE IN A FRENZIED BRAWL ON THE MAT!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: THE MATCH HAS NOW OFFICIALLY STARTED BUT THE ACTION IS ALREADY UNDERWAY!!!! DARKANE HAS SCOTT PINNED ON HIS BACK ON THE MAT AS HE SWINGS WITH FIST AFTER FIST!!!! SCOTT DIAMOND IS HOLDING HIS GROUND, SWINGING BACK – SCOTT CATCHES DARKANE ON THE JAW WITH A SWINGING RIGHT, AND PUSHES HIM OFF, BEFORE SLAMMING DARKANE INTO THE MAT ON HIS BACK, AND NOW SCOTT DIAMOND HAS THE REIGNS!!!!
Mercer: DIAMOND TWISTS DARKANE’S NECK TO THE RIGHT AND RAMS HIS ELBOW DOWN ON THE LEFT SIDE OF DARKANE’S HEAD!!!! DARKANE IS FLAILING AND THRASHING BUT SCOTT HAS FIRMLY HELD DOWN — DARKANE REACHES AN ARM UP AND GRABS SCOTT BY THE EAR, FORCEFULLY YANKING HIS HAND DOWN — AND OH MY GOD!!!! DARKANE WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE!!!! THAT’S THE SEPARATION DARKANE NEEDED AS HE SHOVES SCOTT OFF OF HIM AND PUSHES HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET!!!!
Stew-O: Scott picks himself back up – DARKANE KNOCKS HIM FOR A LOOP WITH A SNAP JAB TO THE MOUTH!!!! Scott staggers back and Darkane LUNGES WITH ONE MORE!!!! SCOTT SWINGS OUT OF THE WAY!!!! ELBOW SMASH TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!!! DARKANE FALLS INTO THE ROPES AND SCOTT TAKES A STEP BACK BEFORE COMING FORWARD WITH AN IMPACTFUL CLOTHESLINE THAT SENDS BOTH MEN OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!! Darkane drops to the floor while Scott hangs on the apron, looking down as Darkane pushes himself to his feet… ONLY FOR SCOTT TO LEAP FROM THE APRON WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK!!!! SCOTT CRASHES INTO DARKANE SENDING HIM STUMBLING INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!
Mercer: Scott picks himself off of the floor while Darkane recovers against the barricade, but Scott kicks the top half off the steel steps, picking it off of the ground while he approaches Darkane… DARKANE COMES FORWARD WITH A KICK TO THE GUT BUT SCOTT SAW IT COMING!!!! SCOTT BRINGS THE STEPS DOWN AND BASHES IT OVER DARKANE’S KNEE!!!! DARKANE COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND CLUTCHING HIS LEG AND SCOTT DIAMOND TAKES ADVANTAGE OF HIS VULNERABILITY, BRINGING THE STEPS DOWN RIGHT OVER HIS RIBS!!!!! DARKANE MUST BE STRUGGLING TO BREATHE BUT SCOTT PICKS HIM UP IN POSITION FOR THE VERTICAL SUPLEX!!!!… AND SCOTT DROPS DARKANE ON HIS BACK OVER THE STEEL STEPS!!!!
Stew-O: Scott Diamond is effectively demonstrating his veteran awareness here, keeping an almost absolute control of the momentum since the start! If that Bicycle Kick would’ve hit at the start, this match may have very well been over! Darkane lays writhing on the mat while Diamond checks under the ring… PULLING OUT A GLASS TABLE!!!! Diamond sets the table up next to the apron and pulls out a glass kendo stick… They have those?
Mercer: DARKANE’S ABOUT TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION FOR YOU!!!! SCOTT SWINGS AT THE STILL-LYING DARKANE — HE WAS PLAYING POSSUM!!!! DARKANE ROLLS AWAY AND RISES UP TO HIS FEET WITH A SWIFT KICK TO THE GROIN!!!! SCOTT DOUBLES OVER AND DARKANE DROPS THE BIONIC ELBOW ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!! Scott drops to his knees and swings up at Darkane, but Darkane catches the fist and twists Scott’s wrist back in an unnatural angle… DARKANE COULD SNAP SCOTT’S WRIST HERE AND THERE’S NOTHING SCOTT CAN SEEMINGLY DO!!!!… OH MY GOD!!!! SCOTT REACHES OVER AND GRABS THE GLASS STICK!!!! SCOTT SWINGS UP AS HARD AS HE CAN AND NAILS DARKANE ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!!!
Stew-O: DARKANE FALLS AGAINST THE APRON, SCREAMING AS BLOOD STARTS SEEPING OUT OF THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! THE BAT SHATTERED AT THE TIP, LEAVING A SPIKY GLASS EDGE… Scott looks down at the lethal weapon and back at Darkane who rolls into the ring for safety… Scott looks under the ring and pulls out a glass chair, sliding into the ring with it while Darkane wipes the blood off of the side of his head before pushing himself up to his feet. You have to respect Darkane for staying on his feet after a brutal shot like that… BUT THERE ARE MORE TO COME!!!! SCOTT SWINGS WITH THE CHAIR — THIS TIME DARKANE IS READY!!!! DARKANE SIDE STEPS THE SHOT AND LEAPS AT SCOTT WITH A SPEAR!!!!! DARKANE FOLDS SCOTT IN HALF AND PRESSES HIM INTO THE MAT TO NAIL HIM WITH A RABID BARRAGE OF FISTS!!!!
Mercer: DARKANE TARGETS THE NOSE SPECIFICALLY, BUSTING SCOTT OPEN, REPAYING THE FAVOR FROM THE GLASS KENDO STICK SHOT EARLIER!!!! DARKANE HAS SCOTT BLEEDING PROFUSELY FROM THE NOSE AND CONTINUES TO RAIN THE FISTS!!!! SCOTT BRINGS HIS ELBOW UP AND NAILS DARKANE IN THE FACE!!!! MOMENTARY SEPARATION ALLOWS SCOTT TO DRAG HIMSELF AWAY TOWARDS THE GLASS CHAIR… DARKANE POUNCES ON SCOTT AND SLAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE MAT!!!!… OH MY — NO!!!! THIS MAN HAS A FAMILY!!!! THIS MAN HAS A SON!!!! DARKANE HAS HIS THUMBS PRESSED INTO SCOTT’S EYES!!!! HE’S GOING TO BLIND HIM!!!!
Stew-O: JUST GIVE UP SCOTT!!!! IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!!! IT’S NOT — HOLY — WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! SCOTT REACHES BACK AND GRABS THE CHAIR!!!!! SCOTT BASHES THE STEEL CHAIR OVER THE BACK OF DARKANE”S HEAD!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!! THE BRUTALITY!!!! DARKANE SLUMPS OVER WITH SMALL PIECES OF GLASS VISIBLY STUCK TO THE MATTED BLOODY MESS OF HIS HAIR, AND SCOTT DRAPES ONE ARM OVER TO MAKE THE PIN!!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!…. TWO!!!!!…… THREE —
Mercer: HE KICKED OUT!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHERE IS HE BRINGING THIS RESILIENCY FROM?!!! DARKANE’S GOTTA BE BLEEDING FROM AT LEAST EIGHT DIFFERENT PARTS OF HIS HEAD BUT HE WON’T STAY DOWN!!!
Stew-O: Scott’s own hands are cut open and bleeding from that chair shot too – this is exactly what Darkane does to his opponents. He forces them to go to the darkest depths of their souls and do horrible things to survive. Scott’s ego wouldn’t have allowed him to surrender to the thumbs in his eyes, so if he didn’t resort to the chair he could’ve been blind right now! We’ve seen in the past the evil things Scott has done at his most vicious self, and Darkane is about to learn too! Darkane pushes himself up to his knees, shaking as he tries to find a vertical base – an assault like that with a glass weapon should have left him catatonic, but Darkane is somehow still moving!
Mercer: I don’t think that’s going to be the case for long now as Scott Diamond gets a fistful of Darkane’s hair while Darkane tries to wipe some of the blood off of his face – AND DARKANE SLAPS SCOTT IN THE MOUTH WITH THE BLOODY HAND!!!! SCOTT RETALIATES WITH A HEADBUTT!!!! DARKANE’S LIP GETS SPLIT OPEN AND DIAMOND SHOVES HIM BACK INTO THE ROPES NOW, RUNNING WITH THE DISCUS HEEL KICK!!!! NO!!! DARKANE CATCHES THE LEG AND SPINS SCOTT AROUND BEFORE PULLING HIM BACK IN!!! BELLY TO BACK GUTBUSTER!!!! DARKANE IMPALES SCOTT WITH THOSE BRUTAL KNEES BEFORE ROLLING HIM OUT ONTO THE APRON!!!
Stew-O: The glass table lies next to Scott, still set up on the floor while Darkane begins to pick him up… BACK RAKE!!!! DARKANE PULLS SCOTT IN!!!!!… ENTER THE GRAVE!!!!! EVENFLOW DDT — NO!!!! SCOTT REVERSES THE HOLD!!!! SCOTT PICKS DARKANE UP HIGH!!!!… URANAGE BACKBREAKER!!!!! DARKANE SLUMPS TO THE APRON BUT SCOTT PICKS HIM RIGHT BACK UP!!!!… GUTWRENCH FALLAWAY!!!! — NO!!!! BACK AND FORTH THEY GO!!!! DARKANE GROUNDS HIMSELF ON THE APRON AND HITS ENTER THE GRAVE!!!! THE EVENFLOW DDT CONNECTS PLANTING SCOTT DIAMOND ON HIS HEAD ON THE APRON!!!!
Mercer: Darkane reaches under the ring… He steps back out with a huge smile on his face… That can’t be good… DARKANE JUST PULLED OUT A LADDER!!!! A FREAKING LADDER!!! UNBELIEVABLE!!!! DARKANE’S SETTING THE LADDER UP!!!! DARKANE GOES BACK DOWN UNDER THE RING AND THIS TIME COMES OUT WITH A METAL BASEBALL BAT!!!! SCOTT DIAMOND IS UP ON HIS FEET AND SEES DARKANE SWING AT HIM WITH THE BAT!!!! SCOTT DUCKS OUT OF INSTINCT AND ROLLS TOWARDS THE BARRICADE!!!! SCOTT SEES THE SHARP EDGED GLASS KENDO AND REACHES FOR IT!!!!!
Stew-O: DARKANE COMES BEHIND HIM AND SWINGS THE BAT AT HIS HEAD BUT SCOTT SWINGS THE GLASS UP AT THE SAME TIME — OH MY GOD!!!! THE GLASS EXPLODES, SHATTERING INTO AN UNCOUNTABLE AMOUNT OF PIECES!!!!! FRAGMENTS OF THE GLASS FLY AT DARKANE’S FACE, ONE SEEMINGLY HITTING HIM NEAR THE EYE, AND SCOTT RISES UP TO HIS FEET!!!!… SCOTT LUNGES AT DARKANE!!!! SPEAR!!!! AND SCOTT USES THE MOMENTUM TO LIFT DARKANE UP INTO THE SPINEBUSTER!!!! WHAT POWER!!!!! SCOTT DRIVES DARKANE THROUGH THE LADDER INTO THE STEEL RING POST!!!!! SCOTT GRABS THE LADDER AND BASHES THE FLAT END OF IT AGAINST DARKANE!!!!!
Mercer: SCOTT TAKES THE LADDER AND SLAMS IT ONE MORE TIME — DARKANE GRABS THE LADDER BY BOTH LEGS, PUSHING SCOTT BACK!!!!… SCOTT OVERPOWERS HIM AND SHOVES THE LADDER FORWARD — DARKANE TAKES ONE LAST STAND AND SHOVES WITH ALL HE HAS!!!! THE LADDER DROPS TO THE SIDE AND SCOTT FALLS INTO THE BARRICADE, BUT DARKANE QUICKLY SCOOPS THE BASEBALL BAT OFF OF THE GROUND WHILE SCOTT COMES BACK AT HIM!!!!!… DARKANE CRACKS SCOTT IN THE RIBS WITH THAT BAT!!!! AND ANOTHER HARD SHOT OVER THE BACK!!!!!
Stew-O: Darkane walks over to the ringside area now… Oh this can’t be good… Darkane grabs the Hardcore Championship and brings it over. Darkane holds the title up… AND SPITS ON IT BEFORE DROPPING IT ON SCOTT – WHO CATCHES THE BELT AND KICKS DARKANE’S KNEE OUT!!!! DARKANE GOES DOWN AND SCOTT SWINGS WITH THE TITLE BELT, ONLY CATCHING DARKANE’S SHOULDER, BUT THAT DID ENOUGH TO DROP DARKANE TO THE FLOOR ON HIS BACK!!!! Scott crawls back towards the apron and picks himself up now, looking down at Darkane who rolls himself over towards the ring. Scott takes the title and approaches Darkane now… DARKANE WITH THE LOW-BLOW!!!!! SCOTT DOUBLES OVER AND DARKANE PULLS HIM DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!!
Mercer: DARKANE REACHES UNDER THE RING NOW… OH MY GOD!!!! HIS SIGNATURE SHOVEL!!!! NO GLASS HERE!!!! JUST RUSTED METAL AND SPLINTERED WOOD!!!!! DARKANE PICKS THE SHOVEL UP AND LIFTS IT HIGH IN THE AIR!!!!… DON’T DO IT!!!!! DON’T DO IT DARKANE – HE SWINGS!!!!! BUT SCOTT ROLLS AWAY!!!!! AND DARKANE BRINGS THE SHOVEL DOWN HARD ON THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT THAT WAS UNDER SCOTT DIAMOND!!!!! SCOTT SEES WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO HIS TITLE AS HE ROARS AND RISES TO HIS FEET, CHARGING AT DARKANE!!!!… COLD HARD JUSTICE!!!!! THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB!!!!! SCOTT SCOOPS DARKANE UP OFF OF HIS FEET AND CARRIES HIM TOWARDS THE TABLE!!!!…
Stew-O: DARKANE TURNS HIS HEAD OVER AND PULLS SCOTT’S ARM TOWARDS HIS FACE… DARKANE BITES THE WRIST!!!! DARKANE JUST BIT HIM!!!! SCOTT BREAKS THE HOLD!!!! DARKANE PICKS THE LADDER UP OFF THE GROUND WHILE SCOTT TURNS — AND DARKANE DRIVES THE HILT INTO SCOTT’S MIDSECTION!!!! DARKANE ROLLS SCOTT INTO THE RING AND FOLLOWS AFTER HIM, READY TO END IT!!!! Scott slowly pushes himself up now… DARKANE RUNS THE ROPES!!!! BUILDING UP MOMENTUM FOR THE DEVIL MAY CRY… HERE HE — NO!!!! SCOTT FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES AND PULLS THEM DOWN!!!! DARKANE COULD CRASH INTO THAT GLASS — WAIT!!!! DARKANE CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE APRON AND PULLS SCOTT OVER!!!!! DARKANE STEPS BACK… YAKUZA KICK TO THE BACK OF SCOTT’S HEAD!!!!
Mercer: UNBELIEVABLE!!!! DARKANE DRAGS SCOTT OVER TO THE MIDDLE OF THE APRON NOW… NO WAY!!!! DARKANE LIFTS SCOTT OFF OF THE APRON AND ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!!! NO!!!!…. DON’T DO IT DARKANE — OH MY GOD!!!! CAUSE OF DEATH!!!! BRAINBUSTER OFF THE APRON THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE!!!!
Stew-O: DARKANE HAS JUST PUT HIMSELF AND SCOTT DIAMOND THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE WITH THE CAUSE OF DEATH! Scott is out cold with Darkane arching his back in agony from putting him through the glass table! Darkane rolls over towards the ring apron and uses it to pick himself back to his feet as you can see him look down towards the broken and disheveled body of his opponent! Darkane drags Scott up to his feet and rolls him back into the ring, literally crawling himself back into the ring, as he rolls Scott on his shoulders DRAPING HIMSELF OVER THE BODY OF SCOTT AS HE HOPES TO END THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Born Too Late” by Saint Vitus plays in the background as we see Darkane sit up in a seated position, exhausted from the fight he just had, as he is handed the EAW Hardcore Championship by the referee.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND NEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW EAW HAAAARRRRDDDDCCCCOOORRRREEEE CHAMPION… DAAARRRRKKKKAAAAANNNNEEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: WE HAVE A NEW EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND IT’S THE GRAVE WORM HIMSELF! DARKANE HAS BEEN CROWNED A CHAMPION UNDER EAW AND IT’S IN A DIVISION WHERE HE IS SURELY GOING TO DOMINATE, ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING THE MATCH WE JUST WITNESSED!
Stew-O: The match was definitely more than what we had expected it to be, but now we have a new EAW Hardcore Champion to represent the brand! Scott Diamond put in a hell of an effort to put away the challenger, but the endurance that Darkane was able to have pushed him over the limit to where he was able to become the champion that he hoped to be! Congratulations on th– RUNNING KNEE STRIKE FOR OUT OF NOWHERE!
Jake Mercer: DARKANE HAS BEEN STRUCK WITH THE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE, BUT THE QUESTION REMAINS WHO DID THIS TO HIM? They bend down and grab the EAW Hardcore Championship, lifting it up beside their head, as it’s… it’s… IT’S MAERO! MAERO HAS RETURNED FROM HIS PUNISHMENT FROM THE SANATORIUM AND HAS JUST MADE A TARGET OUT OF THE EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION!
Stew-O: Yes, but we have already named the number one contender to the EAW Hardcore Championship in Ahren Fournier! What will this mean for him in the future and how does he intend to make that championship his when the path has been determined? I guess all of that is a matter of waiting, but this is an unexpected welcome back to Maero into EAW!
(Darkane and Scott Diamond are both laid out in the middle of the ring with Maero holding the EAW Hardcore Championship in his possession, before he drops the championship onto the body of Darkane, as he makes his exit from the ring.)
(EAW Presents: ROAD TO REDEMPTION! The 100th FPV of the entire company is on the horizon and the Elimination Chamber shall return to take more bodies for its sadistic lust of pain! Tune in on October 28, 2017 on the EAW Network where you can watch LIVE as it emanates from The U.S. Bank Stadium in Minneapolis, Minnesota!)
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Stew-O: The time has come, Jake! The Red Wallz Match has finally arrived and our combatants will fight for the richest prize that Dynasty can offer unto them: the EAW Answers World Championship!
Jake Mercer: Three men are about to go into a brutal and destructive war over who should be named the EAW Answers World Champion and if you don’t believe me, you should just wait because the fun is just about to start!
(A video package begins to play highlighting the feud between The Pizza Boy, Eclipse Diemos, and Nasir Moore along with the ominous Red Wallz structure that they will fight inside.)
(After a few moments, the camera returns into the ring with the lights focused on the Red Wallz structure as it descends down closer to the ring and the ring announcer is heard from the background.)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is A RED WALLZ MATCH… AND IS FOR THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(The lights go pitch black to where the crowd goes silent before “You Are My Sunshine” by Alone creeps onto the sound system as Eclipse Diemos walks out to the stage with a sole spotlight shone upon him. He paces his way down the ramp with a smile on his face as he stares at the ruby structure before him, walking up the steel steps and through the door, before he spins around to take all of this in.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from Prescott Hills Sanatorium, Arizona… weighing in at 286 pounds… “Fear Incarnate” ECCLLLIIIPPPSSSSEEEEE DIIEEEMMMOOOOSSSSS!!!
Stew-O: One of the most destructive, eerie, and downright terrifying elitists to ever step foot into an EAW ring has now entered the domain of House of Glass for the first time in his career! Not only that, but his first match will be inside of the Red Wallz structure to where there’s no escape, no entry once the structure fully descends, and only one way to victory!
Jake Mercer: Only pinfall and submission is the way to gain victory in this match and if there is one man that could remain calm and focused enough in the intense situation that this match will be, it will be none other than Eclipse Diemos! You might as well call this a second home for him considering what The Sanatorium and him represent!
(“I Am Electric” by Heaven’s Basements hits on the speakers as the crowd jumps to their feet to where we see Nasir Moore rush out to the stage, holding the double peace sign hands up in the air, as he walks down the ramp before meeting with the Red Wallz structure. He looks with trepidation in his eyes before he walks into the ring, taunting towards the crowd, before he goes into his corner.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent, he is from Newark, New Jersey… weighing in at 212 pounds… “The Man of Miracles” NAASSSIIIIRRRRR MOOOOORRRREEEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: One of the heroes of the Dynasty audience here will be walking into what could be a career-shortening match, walking into his first EAW Answers World Championship match AND first Red Wallz Match! I have to say that he will definitely have a challenge set before him in this match being locked in there with not only Eclipse, but the champion that has been known to get out of situations like this on top!
Stew-O: Nasir Moore is in uncharted territory when it comes to his career, but he’s been able to achieve such success in scenarios that he hasn’t necessarily been able to do that in before! From Aren Mstislav, CM Banks, the Divide and Conquer Match, Nasir Moore has been on a roll and it might bring him his first world championship here tonight in this match!
(“Crippled By Pizza” by Horse The Band blasts from the speakers when the crowd explodes in a deafening cheer as The Pizza Boy walks out in a Dynasty red-colored jacket and tights, wearing glass-shattered shades, as he cradles the EAW Answers World Championship on his shoulder. He walks towards the ring where he removes his shades to look up at the structure, staring at it with determination before he enters the ring, raising the championship up in the air as he takes in the adulation from the fans!)
Ring Announcer: Introducing their opponent, he is from New York City, New York… he weighs in at 175 pounds… he is the current EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… “The Somebody” THHHEEEEE PIIZZZZZZZAAAAA BOOOYYYYYY!!!
Stew-O: The underdog champion of Dynasty has made his way to what will be the most arduous challenge in his career as he has to face two of the top contenders that Dynasty has to offer! Not only that, but he has to do it inside of this behemoth of a match known as Red Wallz! In his first outing in this match, can he be able to defy the odds and remain the EAW Answers World Champion?
Jake Mercer: Every single time that I have stated that the odds would catch up to him, The Pizza Boy has proven me to be wrong and made me eat my words. So, can he defy the odds in this match? Absolutely! However, do I think that it will happen? I don’t know, but it will be surprising to me if he does.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: This is the moment of truth and where there will finally be a DEFINITIVE EAW Answers World Champion here tonight! Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, and no outside interference from the likes of The Sanatorium to try and make his match go into the favor of Eclipse Diemos! This is all just those three fighters in the ring in The Pizza Boy, Nasir Moore, and Eclipse Diemos to go to war within the confines of that structure for the right to be named the champion of this brand! Pizza Boy and Nasir both look around the ominous structure with trepidation in their eyes as Eclipse seems to be relatively at ease inside of this creation of violence almost as if he was home! An eerie scene to see as Eclipse just chuckles at the way these two enter this behemoth to where both his opponents look to one another before looking back towards Eclipse! Eclipse calls for them to fight him and show them what they have to offer him WITH BOTH MEN GOING STRAIGHT AFTER THE PATRIARCH HIMSELF THROWING ELBOWS AND KICKS RIGHT INTO HIM! PIZZA BOY AND NASIR ARE WORKING TOGETHER TO TAKE OUT THE COMMON ENEMY THAT POSES A THREAT TOWARDS THEIR ASPIRATION TO BE KNOWN AS WORLD CHAMPION!
Jake Mercer: They know what is at stake inside of the Red Wallz Match and they will not let Eclipse Diemos be given an opportunity to be able to strike against them to take a serious advantage in this match! The Pizza Boy and Nasir Moore are able to work Eclipse down to where he’s on his knees and look towards one another with a nod! Pizza Boy steps back while Nasir rushes to the ropes WHERE PIZZA BOY LANDS WITH A SUPERKICK FLUSH ONTO THE CHIN OF ECLIPSE RIGHT WHEN NASIR SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND FLIPS BACK FOR THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! NASIR LANDS ALL OF IT! NASIR HITS RIGHT ONTO THE STOMACH OF ECLIPSE AS HE CLIMBS UP TO HIS FEET AND TAUNTS TO THE CHEERING CROWD THAT ARE LOVING THIS COMBINATION BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM! Eclipse isn’t done yet as he starts to roll on his stomach to be able to rise back onto his feet to be able to fight off the offense that these two have been able to do together at this moment! Nasir starts to call Eclipse to get up to his feet so that he coul– WHAT’S THIS? PIZZA BOY GOES UNDER NASIR AND ROLLS HIM UP TO WHERE HIS SHOULDERS ARE ON THE MAT! PIZZA BOY HAS HIM FOR THE PIN AS THE REFEREE SLIDES IN FOR THE COUNT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: NASIR MOORE QUICKLY POPS OFF THE CANVAS FLOOR AND KICKS OUT OF THE PIN ATTEMPT AS WE SEE HIM QUICKLY ROLL UP TO HIS KNEES! Nasir has a smile on his face as he knows that The Pizza Boy was hoping to end this early to secure the EAW Answers World Championship, but he won’t have any of it! The Pizza Boy has a look of disappointment for not being able to put him down as both men stand up BUT ECLIPSE RUSHES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF THE CHAMPION’S SKULL! HE JUST LAID OUT THE CHAMPION WITH THAT LARIAT AS NASIR RUSHES TOWARDS HIM TO BE ABLE TO GET HIM DOWN BEFORE ANYTHING WORSE CAN HAPPEN! Nasir strikes with elbows and punches to do what he can BUT ECLIPSE GRABS NASIR BY HIS SHOULDERS AND FLINGS HIM RIGHT INTO THE RED GLASS WALLS THAT SURROUNDS THE RING! THE SMACK AGAINST THAT LAYERED GLASS WAS ROUGH AS YOU CAN SEE NASIR SLUMP DOWN TO THE CANVAS WHILE ECLIPSE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO THE RISING PIZZA BOY!
Jake Mercer: This doesn’t bode well for the champion as Eclipse Diemos has just taken firm control of this contest due to the slight mistake from The Pizza Boy in that roll-up attempt! Eclipse grabs Pizza Boy by his neck and stands him straight, laughing at him to where he tells him that there’s nothing stopping him from breaking him now, as Pizza Boy ANSWERS WITH A RIGHT ELBOW STRIKE TO THE JAW! THE PIZZA BOY IS JUST TELLING HIM TO DO HIS WORST AS HE’S NOT GOING TO BACK DOWN FROM HIM IN THE SLIGHTEST! Eclipse nods his head in acknowledgement of this CHUCKING PIZZA BOY HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING RIGHT INTO THE RUBY GLASS WALL IN FRONT OF THEM! THE SOUND OF FLESH MEETING GLASS HAS BECOME ALL TOO FAMILIAR IN THIS EVENT, BUT IT HASN’T DULLED THE EFFECT AS WE CAN SEE FROM THE HOWLING OF PAIN COMING FROM THE PIZZA BOY! Eclipse turns his attention around to see Nasir rushing back into the fight BUT ECLIPSE QUICKLY CATCHES HIM AND THROWS HIM ONCE MORE INTO THE GLASS WALL! Eclipse sprints back into the ropes and returns over to Nasir, standing himself back up to his feet AS WE SEE ECLIPSE DO A SPLASH RIGHT INTO NASIR AS HE IS DRIVEN RIGHT BACK INTO THE GLASS! NASIR SLUMPS DOWN ONTO THE RING APRON AS ECLIPSE TAKES DELIGHT IN PUNISHING THESE TWO FOR STANDING IN HIS WAY OF REIGNING OVER THE DYNASTY BRAND WITH DESTRUCTION MUCH LIKE THIS!
Stew-O: Eclipse Diemos turns around to find The Pizza Boy trying to pick himself back up to his feet with Eclipse making note of this SPRINTING IN TO LOOK FOR ANOTHER SPLASH TO FORCE HIM INTO THE GLASS WALL! ENZIGURI! PIZZA BOY POPS UP WITH AN ENZIGURI INTO THE FACE OF ECLIPSE AS HE STUMBLES BACK FROM THE SHOT! The Pizza Boy leaps onto the top rope AS HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF TO GRAB ECLIPSE FOR THE SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT! ECLIPSE’S HEAD IS SPIKED ONTO THE CANVAS AS WE SEE ECLIPSE ROLLS TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE AND AWAY FROM PIZZA BOY TO PREVENT A PIN ATTEMPT! Pizza Boy starts to shake off being tossed around like a rag doll into the wall from Eclipse as he stands on his feet, noticing that Eclipse has grabbed the middle rope, to where Pizza Boy sprints in LOOKING TO STRIKE WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! HE LANDS IT ALL! ECLIPSE IS STRUCK WITH THE DROPKICK INTO THE CHEST THAT FORCES HIM TO BE PUSHED INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AS WE SEE PIZZA BOY ROLL BACK ONTO HIS FEET TO COME BACK WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW! Pizza Boy could have made the eyes roll into the back of Eclipse’s head with that knee strike as he starts to climb up to the top rope LOOKING TO THROW ECLIPSE BACK WITH THE HURRICANRANA!
Jake Mercer: LOOK AT THIS! ECLIPSE DIEMOS AWAKENS FROM THE SLUMBER THE KNEE MIGHT HAVE CAUSED AND HOOKS THE PIZZA BOY IN WHILE HE WALKS TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING FOR THE POWERBOMB! HE DROPS THE PIZZA BOY FROM THE SKY TO THE GROUND WITH THE DEVASTATING POWERBOMB RIGHT THERE AS HE DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS HIM IN FOR A PIN ATTEMPT TO SEE IF HE CAN BECOME THE NEW CHAMPION RIGHT HERE AND NOW!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!
Stew-O: SHOULDER UP FROM THE CHAMPION! THE PIZZA BOY WILL NOT LOSE THE CHAMPIONSHIP THAT EASILY AS ECLIPSE DIEMOS STANDS BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE NEEDS TO REFOCUS ON WHAT TO DO NEXT IN THIS MATCH! Eclipse Diemos walks over towards the champion and starts to stomp down on his stomach before he sprints to the ropes ONLY TO BE NAILED WITH A LARIAT FROM NASIR MOORE THAT DROPS ECLIPSE DOWN TO THE FLOOR! NASIR HAS PICKED HIS SPOT TO COME BACK INTO THIS MATCH AND WHAT A PERFECT TIME FOR HIM TO DO SO! Eclipse starts to stand back on his feet with fury over this and turns around WHEN NASIR COMES IN HOT WITH A KITCHEN SINK STRAIGHT INTO THE STOMACH OF THE LEADER OF THE SANATORIUM! Eclipse rolls back up to his feet as quickly as possible BUT IS MET WITH ANOTHER KITCHEN SINK FOR HIS TROUBLE AS NASIR IS BUILDING UP MOMENTUM TO GET BACK IN THE FIGHT IN THIS MATCH!
Jake Mercer: He’s doing quite a good job of that, Stew, as Nasir Moore rushes back to the ropes and rebounds back BUT ECLIPSE DIEMOS LOOKS TO DROP NASIR WITH A ROOM 13 IN THE RUNNING BIG BOOT! NASIR AVOIDS IT AND ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY TO MAKE HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES TO BOUNCE RIGHT OFF OF THEM! Eclipse quickly turns around MET WITH A LEAPING CLOTHESLINE FROM NASIR MOORE TO DROP ECLIPSE ONCE AGAIN! Nasir is fired up now as he walks over towards the turnbuckle CALLING ECLIPSE TO GET TO HIS FEET AS HE STARTS TO BUILD UP FOR THE RASENGAN AS HE HOLDS HIS FIST BY HIS SIDE! HE’S JUST WAITING TO KNOCK THE LIGHTS OUT OF ECLIPSE WITH HIS PUNCH AS HE STARTS TO PUSH HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET WHEN NASIR SPRINTS IN FOR THE RASENGAN! THE SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Stew-O: RUNNING ENZIGURI! THE PIZZA BOY INTERCEPTS WITH A RUNNING ENZIGURI RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF NASIR MOORE! Eclipse continues to make his way up to his feet when we see The Pizza Boy start to hook the arms of Nasir in LIFTING HIM UP TO IN THE AIR AS HE HOPES THAT THIS COULD PUT HIS CHALLENGER AWAY! DELIVERY DRIVER! THE PIZZA BOY DROPS NASIR MOORE TO THE CANVAS WITH THE TIGER DRIVER AS HE HOLDS HIM DOWN FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT ONCE MORE IN HOPES OF PUTTING THIS MATCH AWAY!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!
Jake Mercer: A MASSIVE PUNT KICK TO THE SPINE OF THE PIZZA BOY FROM ECLIPSE DIEMOS AS HE SAVED THE MATCH FOR HIMSELF IN THE PREDICAMENT! Pizza Boy rolls away from Nasir Moore when Eclipse grabs him and lifts him up BUT PIZZA BOY STRIKES WITH A KICK TO THE LEG AND STOMACH OF ECLIPSE TO FIGHT HIM OFF FROM HAVING CONTROL OF THE MATCH! Pizza Boy finally does a thrust kick to the stomach of before he sprints to the ropes REBOUNDING BACK FOR THE SLINGBLADE ON ECLIPSE! WHAT? ECLIPSE HAS CAUGHT PIZZA BOY IN MID-AIR AS HE CHARGES TOWARDS THE GLASS WALL! CHARGING SPINEBUSTER INTO THE GLASS WALL AS YOU CAN SEE THE ENTIRE WALL CRACK FROM THE SPINEBUSTER! ECLIPSE SPINS AROUND AND DROPS THE PIZZA BOY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH A SECOND SPINEBUSTER WHILE HE CONTINUES TO HAVE HIS LEGS IN HIS POSSESSION! Eclipse turns to look at the vast amount of people that fill the arena as he chuckles towards the fallen hero SPINNING AROUND THE RING WITH HIM TO DO INSANITY’S CRADLE! THE GIANT SWING AS HE JUST SPINS ALL AROUND THE RING AS THERE SEEMS TO BE NOTHING THAT COULD STOP THIS MAN RIGHT NOW AS HE HAS CLEARED HOUSE IN THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: LOOK OUT! NASIR MOORE FLIES FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE FOR THE DIVING CROSSBODY INTO ECLIPSE DIEMOS! HE LANDS ALL OF IT AS ECLIPSE HITS THE CANVAS, CAUSING THE PIZZA BOY TO SLINGSHOT UP AND ACROSS THE RING TO THE OPPOSITE TURNBUCKLE, AS WE SEE NASIR ROLL UP TO HIS FEET! Nasir crouches down and holds his fist by his side while Eclipse climbs his way back to his feet before he turns around RIGHT INTO A RASENGAN BY NASIR! THE SUPERMAN PUNCH CONNECTS AS YOU CAN SEE SPIT FLY OUT OF FEAR INCARNATE MOUTH TO WHERE HE STUMBLES AT THE CENTER OF THE RING! Nasir spins behind Eclipse and hooks him in THROWING HIM BACK WITH THE ANGELIC FURY! BACK ELBOW STRIKE! ECLIPSE STUNS NASIR BEFORE HE TURNS AROUND AND HOOKS HIM IN FOR THE MOTHER’S PRAYER! THIS COULD BE IT! NO! NASIR KIPS UP AND HOOKS HIS LEGS ON THE ARMS OF ECLIPSE FOR THE CRUCIFIX PIN! WE COULD HAVE A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION RIGHT HERE AND THE PIZZA BOY WON’T EVEN BE INVOLVED IN THE PINNING PREDICAMENT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Jake Mercer: THE PIZZA BOY SPRINTS IN FOR THE ELBOW DROP ONTO BOTH NASIR MOORE AND ECLIPSE DIEMOS TO PREVENT THE LOSS OF HIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! Pizza Boy sits up as you can see a sense of relief wash over him, but he needs to quickly turn his attention back to his opponent as Nasir stands back to his feet, as both men stare with intense determination to become champion between one another. Both of these men desire nothing more than to be the world champion and right now with Eclipse out of the equation for the moment, we could see a battle between these like we might never see before! Nasir start to mouth something about the pin attempt that he had made earlier in the match while Pizza Boy explains what he did it for ONLY FOR NASIR TO RESPOND WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE TO THE FACE FOR HIS FRUSTRATIONS! The Pizza Boy reels back from the shot ONLY TO RESPOND WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE LEG AS NASIR LIMPS BACK! ELBOW! KICK! ELBOW! PUNCH! BOTH MEN FIGHTING BETWEEN EACH OTHER FOR WHO WILL WALK OUT OF HERE WITH CHAMPIONSHIP GLORY AS THEIRS! Nasir goes in for the lariat BUT PIZZA BOY DROPS DOWN TO AVOID IT AND SPRINTS INTO THE ROPES TO GAIN SOME SPEED AS HE REBOUNDS BACK FOR THE SLINGBLADE!
Stew-O: THE PIZZA BOY DROPS NASIR MOORE WITH THE SLINGBLADE AS HE KIPS RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS STARTS TO FEEL THE ELECTRICITY OF THE CROWD SURGE THROUGH HIM! Nasir starts to pull himself up BUT IS STOPPED BY THE SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST FROM PIZZA BOY AS HE STARTS TO KNEEL BEFORE HIM! PIZZA BOY STARTS TO CONTINUE WITH THE BARRAGE OF SHOOT KICKS INTO HIS CHEST AS THE CRACK FROM THOSE KICKS IS INTENSE! Pizza Boy finally backs up from the final kick to the chest as he starts to line Nasir up RUSHING BACK IN FOR THE SUPERKICK TO THE FACE! NASIR ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS PIZZA BOY WILDLY MISSES WITH THE KICK WHEN HE SHOOTS UP TO HIS FEET TO HOOK PIZZA BOY FROM BEHIND! ANGELIC FURY! NASIR THROWS PIZZA BOY BACK WITH THE HALF-AND-HALF SUPLEX INTO THE CANVAS AS WE SEE PIZZA BOY ROLL BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Nasir marches his way over towards the opposite turnbuckle as we see Nasir grip onto the ropes CALLING FOR PIZZA BOY TO STAND UP AS HE WANTS TO PUT HIM AWAY WITH THE ETHER! YOU CAN SEE THE SPARK OF PASSION FILL THE EYES OF NASIR AS HE WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO BE CHAMPION, EVEN IF IT MEANS BRINGING THE END TO A REIGN LIKE HIS, AS HE SCREAMS FOR HIM TO GET TO HIS FEET! Pizza Boy starts to drag himself up to his feet as he finally reaches it WHEN NASIR SPRINTS IN WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS FOR THE ETHER!
Jake Mercer: OH MY GOODNESS! ECLIPSE DIEMOS JUST MOWED THROUGH NASIR MOORE WITH A RUNNING CROSSBODY TO INTERRUPT HIS PATH TOWARDS THE PIZZA BOY! Nasir collapses onto the canvas as we see Eclipse stand back to his feet SPRINTING BACK TOWARDS THE CHAMPION WITH A RUNNING CORNER SPLASH STRAIGHT INTO HIM TO KEEP HIM ON THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER! Eclipse has the ball right back into his court as he returns back over towards Nasir, kicking him in the face with no trouble to him, as he calls for him to stand back to his feet while mocking the spirit that he has put on display! Nasir tries to climb his way back to his feet, looking with furious passion towards the monster that is Eclipse, as Eclipse strikes with a heavy jab straight to his face! Eclipse lifts Nasir to his feet as he hooks Nasir by his neck LIFTING HIM UP FOR THE URANAGE TO DRIVE HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS WITH AUTHORITY! YOU CAN SEE THE AIR ESCAPE THE LUNGS OF NASIR FROM THAT WHEN ECLIPSE RUSHES TO THE ROPES TO GAIN SPEED! Eclipse rebounds off the ropes to return RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK FROM THE PIZZA BOY FLUSH ON THE CHIN! Eclipse looks rattled from this when we see Pizza Boy hook him by the neck LEAPING IN THE AIR FOR THE LAST SLICE! THE STANDING ASAI DDT DROPS ECLIPSE DIEMOS TO THE CANVAS WHEN PIZZA BOY HOOKS HIM BY HIS LEG AS HE HOPES THAT THIS COULD BE THE END TO WHERE HE COULD BE KEEP THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST ALL THE ODDS!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: NASIR MOORE SLIDES IN AND IS ABLE TO STOP THE PIN FROM THE PIZZA BOY ON ECLIPSE DIEMOS, RETURNING THE FAVOR FROM EARLIER WHEN PIZZA BOY PREVENTED HIM FROM GETTING THE PIN, AS YOU CAN SEE A GLARE FROM PIZZA BOY TOWARDS NASIR! All three of these men have been putting each other to the test and just when one person believes that they have this match won for themselves, someone rushes into the fray to prevent them from being crowned champion. The Pizza Boy stands up and grabs Nasir by the head to pull him up to his feet BUT NASIR LEAPS UP IN THE AIR AND LANDS WITH A JUMPMAN DROPKICK TO HIS CHEST! THE FALLING DROPKICK CONNECTS AS WE SEE THE PIZZA BOY STUMBLE BACK INTO THE ROPES TO BOUNCE BACK WHILE NASIR STANDS UP TO HIS FEET! Pizza Boy returns to Nasir WHO CATCHES HIM BY THE WAIST AND LIFTS HIM TO SPIN HIM AROUND FOR THE PULSE BOMB! THE BLUE THUNDER BOMB RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS AS NASIR MOORE TAKES THE MOMENT TO HOLD HIS HAND ON THE CHEST OF THE PIZZA BOY FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT RIGHT THERE!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Jake Mercer: OF HIS OWN VOLITION, THE PIZZA BOY IS ABLE TO THROW HIS SHOULDER UP IN THE AIR AS WE SEE HIM KICK OUT OF THE PULSE BOMB FROM NASIR MOORE! Nasir stands on his feet, but he turns his attention over towards Eclipse as he starts to stand on his feet from The Last Slice, as Nasir marches over towards him STRIKING WITH A STIFF KICK TO THE CHEST TO GET HIM UP! Eclipse rises up and we see him stumble from the shot as Nasir continues to strike with kicks into his chest BEFORE HE STEPS BACK TO SPIN FOR THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK STRAIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! ECLIPSE’S EYES ARE GLAZED OVER FROM THAT ROUNDHOUSE KICK AS NASIR THROWS HIM INTO THE ROPES AS HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR A SECOND PULSE BOMB TO PUT ECLIPSE AWAY! Eclipse rebounds off the ropes as Nasir awaits to catch him BUT ECLIPSE CATCHES HIM WITH THE SWINGING NECKBREAKER TO DROP HIM TO THE CANVAS AND AVOID THE PULSE BOMB! Eclipse climbs back to his feet and watches as Nasir rolls up to his STRIKING WITH AN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW BEFORE HE HOOKS HIM UNDER HIS ARM FOR THE BRAINBUSTER!
Stew-O: HE WAS SPIKED RIGHT ON HIS HEAD! NASIR MOORE SLUMPS ONTO THE CANVAS WITH ECLIPSE DIEMOS FAR FROM FINISHED WITH HIM AS HE HOISTS HIM UP TO HIS FEET! Eclipse hooks him by the neck and motions to the crowd that this over SWINGING BACK FOR THE MOTHER’S PRAYER! WHAT? NASIR JUST AWAKENS IN A BURST OF ADRENALINE AS HE SPINS ECLIPSE AROUND TO FORCE HIM TO THE GROUND! HE APPLIES A LEG SCISSORS ON HIS ARM BEFORE HE HOOKS HIS HAND AROUND HIS NECK FOR THE OMOPLATA CROSSFACE! THE FOURTH SEAL HAS BEEN APPLIED BY NASIR AS THIS COULD BE IT! NASIR REARS BACK ON THE SUBMISSION AS HE HOPES TO PUT ECLIPSE AWAY WITH THIS HOLD! NO ONE HAS BEEN ABLE TO ESCAPE FROM THIS SUBMISSION SINCE NASIR HAS TAKEN THE PRIVILEGE OF USING IT IN HONOR OF BRIAN DANIELS! ECLIPSE IS REACHING OUT AND DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO BE ABLE TO MAKE HIS WAY OUT OF THIS SUBMISSION, BUT THERE’S NOWHERE HE CAN GO! THERE’S NO ROPE BREAK, HE’S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND NASIR HAS THE SUBMISSION SYNCHED IN TIGHT! ECLIPSE STILL WILL NOT LET THIS DIE AS HE STARTS TO CRAWL HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES, DOING EVERYTHING IN HIS POWER TO MAKE IT THERE AS HE CRAWLS TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE, CAN HE MAKE IT? NASIR PULLS BACK AS FAR AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT TIPPING OVER FOR A PIN ATTEMPT AS ECLIPSE IS ON THE VERGE OF SUBMITTING AS YOU CAN SEE HIS HAND WAVER IN THE AIR TO TAP!
Jake Mercer: WATCH OUT! FAZBEAR FLOP! THE PIZZA BOY LEAPS FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO FLY WITH THE TOP ROPE BACK SENTON OUT OF NOWHERE ON BOTH NASIR MOORE AND ECLIPSE DIEMOS! PIZZA BOY HAS JUST SAVED HIS CHAMPIONSHIP FROM POTENTIALLY GOING INTO THE HANDS OF NASIR WITH THAT LEAP OF FAITH RIGHT THERE! Pizza Boy rolls up to his feet as we see Nasir start to go to his AS PIZZA BOY STRIKES WITH A SUPERKICK FLUSH ON THE CHIN OF NASIR AS HE’S SEEN KNEELING AND ALMOST KEELING OVER! Nasir is still on his knees as Pizza Boy backs up again STRIKING WITH A SECOND SUPERKICK TO WHERE NASIR IS STILL NOT GOING DOWN TO WHERE HE CALLS FOR PIZZA BOY TO GIVE HIM HIS BEST SHOT! Pizza Boy nods and makes one final step back BEFORE BLASTING NASIR WITH EVERYTHING THAT HE HAS INTO A THIRD SUPERKICK THAT FORCES HIM TO COLLAPSE ONTO THE CANVAS! THIS COULD BE IT! THE PIZZA BOY COULD BE– WAIT! ECLIPSE IS UP AND SNATCHES HIM FROM BEHIND AS HE HOOKS HIM IN FOR THE MOTHER’S PRAYER! SWINGING REVERSE STO!
Stew-O: THE PIZZA BOY SPINS OUT OF THE SWINGING REVERSE STO AND SHOVES ECLIPSE DIEMOS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Eclipse catches himself as we see Pizza Boy rush in from behind FOR THE RUNNING CORNER DROPKICK! ECLIPSE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS THE PIZZA BOY STOPS HIMSELF! Eclipse stands on his feet and sprints in for the corner splash ONLY FOR PIZZA BOY TO JUMP IN THE AIR FOR A LEAPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW! ECLIPSE IS DAZED AS THE PIZZA BOY CLIMBS TO THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE! THE PIZZA BOY STANDS ON HIS FEET AND LEAPS OUT TOWARDS ECLIPSE! THE FINAL DELIVERY! THE DIVING CORKSCREW STUNNER CONNECTS AS YOU CAN SEE ECLIPSE COLLAPSE TO THE FLOOR! THE PIZZA BOY CRAWLS OVER TOWARDS HIM AND HOOKS HIS LEG IN FOR THE PIN!
Jake Mercer: LOOK! NASIR MOORE IS STIRRING AS HE STARTS TO CRAWL HIS WAY TO THE BOTH OF THEM!
Stew-O: COME ON, NASIR! YOU CAN MAKE IT! YOU CAN STOP THIS!
Jake Mercer: NO! JUST FINGERTIPS AWAY! HE SLAPS HIS HAND JUST FINGERTIPS AWAY FROM THE BOTH OF THEM AS THE REFEREE COUNTS THE THREE-COUNT! THE MATCH IS OVER!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Crippled By Pizza” by Horse The Band plays in the background as the Red Wallz structure rises from the ring to where we see Pizza Boy lift himself up to a seated position as the referee is able to hand him the EAW Answers World Championship.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… AND STTTIIIILLLLLLLLL EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… THHHHHEEEEEEE PIIIZZZZZZAAAAA BOOOOOYYYYYYYY!!!
Jake Mercer: THE PIZZA BOY HAS DONE IT! AGAINST ALL THE ODDS THAT STOOD BEFORE HIM IN THIS MATCH, HE HAS RETAINED THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP INSIDE ONE OF THE MOST BRUTAL STRUCTURES IN THE EVENT! I can’t believe that he was actually able to do it and against two men that could have been prime contenders to be champion, it’s just wasn’t their night!
Stew-O: The match this has been was a phenomenal match between the two, but the championship remains in the possession of EAW’s resident underdog, The Pizza Boy! Well, th–
(“You Want It Darker” by Leonard Cohen plays on the sound system as the crowd jumps to their feet in shock as we see Nico Borg walk out to the stage with the Cash in the Vault briefcase in his hand.)
Stew-O: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME! AFTER A GLASS TLC MATCH WITH JACOB SENN EARLIER TONIGHT, NICO BORG IS ABOUT TO CASH IN HIS CASH IN THE VAULT BRIEFCASE AGAINST THE PIZZA BOY! I CAN’T BELIEVE HE HAS CHOSEN NOW TO DO THIS!
Jake Mercer: We could have a new EAW Answers World Champion right here and there’s nothing that any of these people can do! The undefeated and unconquerable enigma that is Nico Borg is about to steal this championship from right under The Pizza Boy’s nose all over again!
(Nico Borg walks up the steel steps and onto the ring apron as he looks to the exhausted Pizza Boy in the ring with a smile on his face… only to hop off the ring apron and hold the case high as he departs from the ring! He points to his temple and back to the champion to make note of the deceitful trick he has just played.)
Stew-O: Nico Borg is walking away from cashing in on The Pizza Boy as this was not a moment that he decided to become the champion, but a chance to get inside the mind of The Pizza Boy to let him not forget that any time he deems it so, he can cash that case in! Whenever, wherever, The Pizza Boy needs to keep his attention locked on him!
Jake Mercer: The mind games that Nico Borg is playing is smart because if he’s able to use this to be able to force another participant to become champion, go against them right after they win the championship, that would be a page out of the book to where Nico could snatch the belt! However, he could be just letting him know now that the time is soon and he still has the chance to take that belt when he wants it!
Stew-O: However, that’s all the time we have for you here in The Little Caesars Arena from Detroit, Michigan! I’m Stew-O and this has been House of Glass! Goodnight everyone and see you next time on Dynasty to witness the fallout of the events that have transpired here tonight!
(Nico Borg walks until he’s on the stage, continuing to flaunt the Cash in the Vault briefcase to everyone in the arena including The Pizza Boy, who clutches onto the EAW Answers World Championship as the camera fades to black… )
( EAW logo buzzes )