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All good things come at a price…
(The World Heavyweight Championship, The Interwire Championship, The Vixens Championship, The Specialists Championship, and The Hall of Fame Championship are shown all on pedestals.)
And tonight, the price will be paid.
(The titles shatter showing a rain of glittering gold glass before it shows a highlight of things that have went down on Dynasty.)
Tonight, Dynasty and Empire goes through one of their most extreme nights and relive the foundation that they were built upon!
(The members of The Glass Gauntlet and highlights of their victories to earn their way into the match are shown.)
One man defends his greatest treasure, while the other intends to have lightning strike twice on his path to glory!
(Last year’s National Elite Championship match is shown with Tig Kelly holding the championship in victory, with the scene transitioning to present day with him staring down TLA after gaining his contendership.)
A man’s desire to challenge against the best will be tested by the demon that wants to steal it away from him!
(Highlights of the battle between Devan Dubian and Hades is showcased, especially the brawl that went down.)
Three women battle it out for the right to be named champion and make put their beauty on the line as a price to have that glory!
(Scenes from the moments between Kendra Shamez, Tarah Nova, and Sheridan Müller on Empire concerning the EAW Specialists Championship are shown.)
Another two will fight for the chance to decide who will stand on the top of the recent revolution to change the realm of the Vixens Division and stand as the crown jewel of Empire!
(A confident Heart Break Gal is shown, holding the EAW Vixens Championship up in the air with scenes of her dominance shown, while we are shown the determined challenger of Haruna Sakazaki with scenes of her struggles to get the championship playing also.)
A beast that has been unstoppable finally meets what could be his match in the darkest demons that resides in EAW’s most legendary of figures!
(The war between Mr. DEDEDE and Scott Oasis is recounted, showing the eventual reincarnation of Methuselah, and the announcement of their Red Wallz encounter.)
Two former friends turned rivals over the desire to be the best of the business will settle it all inside of a structure that will bring the violence out of them and prove who that is once and for all!
(The tale of Lucian Black and Jacob Senn heading into tonight is shown with both men looking ready to take out the other with the World Heavyweight Championship hanging in between them.)
All of these men and women will look to reach the end and gain their desire… but the price must be paid and it will be paid in blood… AT HOUSE OF GLASS!
(The camera pans into The T-Mobile Arena as pyro explodes all across the House of Glass stage… various colored explosions blast throughout the stage before one grand finale of red pyro with “Bad Vibrations” by A Day To Remember playing in the background until the camera takes it over to Stew-O and Jake Mercer!)
Stew-O: WELCOME TO THE MOST EXTREME NIGHT OF EAW AND THE DYNASTY-EXCLUSIVE EVENT, HOUSE OF GLASS, LIVE FROM THE T-MOBILE ARENA IN LAS VEGAS, NEVADA!
Jake Mercer: It’s going to be an amazing night of the most extreme moments that you can do all year! Tonight, we have a multitude of major matches here tonight, ALL with title implications for the future! Also, the return of Glass Wallz and Red Wallz! This night is going to be insane and I, for one, am a fan of such insanity!
Stew-O: Not only will you be able to see Dynasty’s best here tonight, but Empire has become a part of this night as two title matches are set to be contested under tonight’s stipulation of glass! I don’t know what brings a person to want to go through the pain and suffering that these men and women will have to endure to see their end goal realized, but that’s what tonight is all about!
Jake Mercer: That’s why you’re on this side of the table with me, Stew! These men and women will put it on the line to prove they are the best, hold that championship gold that dictates just that, and let it be known that anyone that tests that is just a fraud! However, it’s time to start things off, SO LET’S GET RIGHT INTO THE CARNAGE THAT’S ABOUT TO ENSUE!
(“Bad Vibrations” by A Day To Remember finishes playing in the background and http://i.imgur.com/mSdRpyg.png is shown on the titantron as the Las Vegas crowd explodes in cheers that almost starts to shake the T-Mobile Arena! The camera shows the descension of the Glass Wallz structure where an array of weapons have been placed on the top and the walls of the cage from glass light poles, glass chairs, glass tables, trash cans, and much more!)
Stew-O: WOW! I can’t believe it, Jake! The match that was scheduled to be our main event of evening WILL BE OUR OPENING CONTEST! Former friends, turned rivals, will fight in one of the most sadistic structures that EAW has to offer for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship!
Jake Mercer: You don’t have to remind me, Stew-O! I was here for it all! Jacob Senn and Lucian Black have brought the pain towards one another all in pursuit of being named the World Heavyweight Champion and the man to represent Dynasty, but they must go through Glass Wallz to be able to achieve that and I’M EXCITED TO SEE WHAT CARNAGE GOES DOWN!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… AND IS A GLASS WALLZ MATCH FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!! There are a variation of weapons that hang throughout the glass structure! There are no disqualifications and no count-outs! The only way to win is by pinfall or submission!
(“Punisher” by Fire and Blood echoes throughout the arena when Jacob Senn steps out with all the confidence in the world while he taunts to the crowd with pyro raining down from the titantron against the wishes of the crowd, showing their hatred towards him. He simply smiles and mocks them while he enters the prison that could be his end.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the challenger, he is from Chicago, Illinois… he weighs in at 218 pounds… “The Dark Knight”… “Indestructible”… “The Punisher” JAACCCOOOOBBBBB SEENNNNNNNN!!!
Stew-O: This is the second time consecutively that Jacob Senn has stepped foot inside a Glass Wallz Match! The last time he stepped into this match, he was in the same position he’s in right now. Fighting the World Heavyweight Champion and hoping that he will be able to become the new champion, but will his desperation for gold yield the same result that he was given last year?
Jake Mercer: I’m telling you, I highly doubt that, Stew! I believe that you’re staring at the new World Heavyweight Champion right there! Lucian Black has represented this brand, but look what’s happening, Stew! Everything is falling apart and you have Showdown and Voltage LAUGHING AT US because of people like him! Well, no more! I think Jacob is about the change that for all of us!
(“Locked and Loaded” by Godsmack blasts from the speakers as Lucian Black steps through the curtain in a pure black version of his attire without any other color to add onto it while he holds the EAW World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder. The fans rally behind him in full support before he lifts the championship in the air and makes his walk to the battleground.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from San Francisco, California… weighing in at 265 pounds… he is THE EAW WOOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLDDDDDD HEEEEAAAAVVVVYYYYWWWWEEEEIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT CHHHHAAAAMMMPPPIIIOOOONNNN… “The Samoan Vanquisher”… “The One True Face of EAW”… “The Top Dog” LUUCCCIIIAAAANNNNN BLLAAACCCCKKKKK!!!
Jake Mercer: Speaking of the World Heavyweight Champion, he has arrived to what could very well be the destination of the end of his championship reign! This will test him in ways that he’s never been tested before in his championship reign, for he might think that Diamond Cage and Eclipse Diemos were formidable opponents, but he’s NEVER beaten Jacob Senn and you have to add the Glass Wallz on top of it!
Stew-O: Give the champion credit, Jake! You might not believe that he will walk out of here the champion, but he’s already lasted longer than people like you have predicted! Everyone thought Scott Oasis, Diamond Cage, and Eclipse Diemos would outmatch him, but they didn’t! Adding the Glass Wallz isn’t going to deter him, but keep the action in the ring the best they can so we can determine a real champion AND end this war between these two!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Our World Heavyweight Championship main event has begun! The Glass Wallz structure has been dropped down to apron level to contain these two hostile warriors and what they intend to do to one another inside of this manifestation of violence and destruction! Jacob Senn, a man who assaulted his friend and partner and believes that his partner doesn’t deserve the championship that he holds currently, intends to go into a brawl against Lucian Black, the World Heavyweight Champion that has been a victim to this man’s heinous and deplorable attacks and will do what he must to not only retain his championship, but be known as the best World Heavyweight Champion!
Jake Mercer: Both Jacob Senn and Lucian Black march around the ring, laying into one another with the verbal assaults, as they talk about the situation that has caused the rift between the two of them ONLY FOR JACOB TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AND RUSH IN TO SEIZE THE OPPORTUNITY! LUCIAN CATCHES HIM IN HIS GRASP AND HOLDS HIM IN FOR THE GRAPPLE! THIS HAS TURNED INTO A TEST OF STRENGTH BETWEEN THESE TWO AND IF THIS MATCH WAS PURELY ABOUT STRENGTH, YOUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION WOULD DEFINITELY BE RETAINING TONIGHT!
Stew-O: LUCIAN BLACK THROWS JACOB SENN NEARLY ACROSS THE RING INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH EASE! THE SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH OF LUCIAN IS PURELY ANIMALISTIC AND A MARVEL TO WITNESS! LUCIAN SPRINTS AHEAD AND LOOKS TO MEET JACOB WITH THE CORNER LARIAT! JACOB ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS LUCIAN HITS THE TURNBUCKLE! NO DICE FOR THE SAMOAN VANQUISHER! Lucian turns around to face Jacob, who bounces up and down the ring on his feet, laughing about being able to outsmart his opponent and screaming about being the best man on the Dynasty roster!
Jacob Senn (no mic): This is my house, Lucian! MY HOUSE! I’m the face of Dynasty!
Jake Mercer: Jacob Senn just continues to walk around the ring, talking up a storm against Lucian Black RIGHT AS BOTH MEN GO RIGHT BACK TO THE GRAPPLE! JACOB NEEDS TO STAY AWAY FROM THESE GRAPPLES BECAUSE HE’S NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO WIN A STRENGTH CHALLENGE AGAINST LUCIAN BLACK! LUCIAN FORCES JACOB INTO THE CORNER AGAIN BEFORE HE LOOKS FOR A CORNER LARIAT! WHOA, LOOK AT THAT! JACOB JUST ROLLED UNDER THE FOREARM OF LUCIAN WITH AMAZING AGILITY AND NOW MOUNTS AN OFFENSIVE OF ELBOW STRIKES AND LEG KICKS TO KEEP LUCIAN IN THE CORNER!
Stew-O: HOLD UP! WAIT A MINUTE! LUCIAN BLACK TOSSES JACOB SENN ACROSS THE RING LIKE A RAG DOLL! HE JUST THREW HIM TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING LIKE HE WAS A FRISBEE! JACOB ROLLS THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE RING AND BACKPEDALS TO THE TURNBUCKLE WHILE LUCIAN RUSHES IN! CORNER LARIAT! HE JUST BURIES THAT LARIAT RIGHT INTO THE THROAT OF JACOB! LUCIAN RESPONDS WITH ANOTHER CORNER LARIAT! A FOURTH! FIFTH! SIXTH! SEVENTH! EIGHTH! NINTH! TENTH!
Jake Mercer: LUCIAN BLACK IS ON A LARIAT TRAIN IN THE CORNER AS YOU CAN ALREADY SEE JACOB SENN BEGIN TO LOOK DAZED AND GROGGY FROM THE ASSAULT! Lucian steps back from his opponent and begins to talk his own smack, motioning with his hand for him to come at him, but Jacob steps out by stumbling RIGHT INTO A LARIAT FROM HIM! NOT SO FAST! JACOB HAD ENOUGH RING PRESENCE TO SEE THAT LARIAT COMING AND DODGES OUT OF THE WAY! JACOB STRIKES WITH THE FOREARMS STRAIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF LUCIAN! ANOTHER! AGAIN! FOURTH ONE! HE’S JUST GOING TO TOWN ON HIM WITH THE ELBOW STRIKES! HE HITS THE TENTH AND FINAL ONE BEFORE RUSHING INTO THE ROPES FOR MOMENTUM! Jacob rebounds off the ropes with a massive amount of speed RUNNING STRAIGHT INTO A DISCUS LARIAT FROM THE CHAMPION! JACOB SPIRALS AROUND IN THE AIR WITH THE VELOCITY OF THAT LARIAT DECIMATING THE PUNISHER AS HE FLIPS AND LANDS RIGHT ON HIS STOMACH TO THE FLOOR!
Stew-O: Lucian Black rattled Jacob Senn with that discus lariat and now looks across the ring to the collection of tools made to destroy the human body inside of this infernal device known as Glass Wallz! Lucian starts to pace around the ring, climbing up to the top of the cage walls, throwing down a multitude of weapons to add into the mix! Light poles, glass chairs, trash cans that sound like they have objects inside of them, and even placing a glass table down on the floor! Lucian Black is bring out all the artillery to start his path on destroying the man that was once his friend and turn his back against him at Territorial Invasion on a road to selfish greed!
Jake Mercer: Greed is the name of the game, Stew! You should know this more than anyone! If you don’t have a bit of greed inside of you, a need to be the World Heavyweight Champion no matter the cost it will have on you or others, then you don’t deserve to be in that ring! I’m sorry, but that’s the truth! Lucian Black has finished gathering his arsenal and looks at his choices GRABBING A GLASS CHAIR FROM THE NEST OF WEAPONS HE’S COLLECTED! Lucian turns his attention back to Jacob Senn, trying to get back to his feet from that disorienting lariat, RIGHT AS HE STRIKES WITH THE GLASS CHAIR TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!
Stew-O: JACOB SENN ONCE AGAIN USES HIS AGILITY TO HIS ADVANTAGE AND ROLLS AWAY FROM THE CHAIR SHOT AS LUCIAN BLACK HITS NOTHING BUT THE CANVAS! Lucian turns around RIGHT INTO A ROLLING ELBOW SHOT FROM JACOB AS HE WOBBLES BACK INTO THE ROPES FROM THE STIFF BLOW! Jacob grabs Lucian by the hair and angrily screams at him BEFORE BASHING HIS FACE RIGHT INTO THE GLASS PANE WALL! YOU CAN SEE THE CRACK IN THE FIRST LAYER OF THE WALL, BUT THESE WALLS HAVE BEEN REINFORCED TO TAKE SERIOUS DAMAGE IN CASE THESE MEN TRY TO ESCAPE FROM THE STRUCTURE! Lucian reels back, holding his face from the impact for his head being driven in hard glass, standing in the center of the ring dazed and confused WHILE SENN SPRINGBOARDS BACK FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CATCHES LUCIAN! PHENOMENON DDT! THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT INTO AN INVERTED DDT! JACOB JUST DOES THAT WITH JUST EASE AND GRACE THAT IT’S A BIT OF BEAUTIFUL DESTRUCTION TO WITNESS! JACOB DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR ONE OF POTENTIALLY MANY PIN ATTEMPTS IN THIS MATCH!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!
Jake Mercer: LUCIAN BLACK POWERS OUT OF THE PIN AS HE THROWS HIS SHOULDER UP IN THE AIR AND JACOB SENN ALMOST COMPLETELY OFF OF HIM! Jacob desires to be world champion once again and you know what they say, Stew! It’s harder to win that second world championship than it is to win the first! Jacob stands over Lucian RAINING DOWN WITH THOSE CONCURRENT STIFF ELBOWS TO THE FACE BEFORE FINALLY ALLOWING LUCIAN TO BE LIFTED OFF THE GROUND AND INTO HIS GRASP! HE HOOKS LUCIAN UNDER HIS ARM AS IF HE WANTS TO DO A SUPLEX OR A BRAINBUSTER OR SOMETHING! OH MY! THE STRENGTH! LUCIAN LIFTS SENN OFF THE GROUND AND TOSSES HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE GLASS WALL! LUCIAN’S STRENGTH IS JUST SOMETHING TO MARVEL AT BECAUSE HE JUST THREW HIM INTO THAT WALL LIKE HE WAS NOTHING!
Stew-O: Jacob Senn collapses in between the ropes and the wall BUT LUCIAN BLACK IS AN ENRAGED BEAST AND IT SHOWS AS HE RIPS HIM OUT OF THE ROPES BACK INTO THE RING! He grabs under the arms of Senn THROWING HIM TO THE LEFT AS HE DRIVES HIM INTO ANOTHER WALL OF GLASS! LUCIAN IS JUST SHOWING NO MERCY RIGHT NOW! JACOB SLUMPS DOWN THROUGH THE RING AGAIN AND HE CONTINUES ON HIS RAMPAGE AGAINST THE PUNISHER! HE SNATCHES SENN OUT OF THE ROPES AGAIN AND GOES TO THE THIRD SIDE OF THE CAGED STRUCTURE! YOU CAN JUST CALL SENN BEING OUT OF IT BECAUSE HIS EYES ARE BARELY OPEN FROM THE ASSAULT HE’S TAKEN RIGHT NOW!
Jake Mercer: THE MASTODON HAS BECOME UNHINGED AND HE’S OUT OF THE CAGE! Like we’ve stated before, a match like this is known to definitely bring the animal out of people! Lucian Black drags a beaten Jacob Senn out through the bottom rope and hoists him up in the air DRIVING HIM INTO THE GLASS DOOR OF THE CAGE BEFORE SPINNING BACK TO DRIVE HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE SPINEBUSTER! AMAZING COMBINATION BY THE WORLD CHAMPION RIGHT THERE! LUCIAN DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS JACOB BY THE LEG AS HE WISHES TO GIVE HIM A MERCY KILLING IN THIS BATTLE BETWEEN THESE TWO!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!
Stew-O: HE POPS HIS SHOULDER UP RIGHT WHEN THE TWO WAS MADE! JACOB SENN WILL NOT LET HIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ASPIRATIONS DIE OUT SO QUICKLY! Lucian Black shakes his head, but shows apathy because I truly believe that he knew that would happen! He knew that Jacob Senn would kick out of that and he wanted that, because that means that he can continue to torture this man with the assistance of Glass Wallz!
Lucian Black (no mic): Don’t say I didn’t give you a chance to quit, Senn.
Jake Mercer: Lucian Black turns his attention to one of the glass chairs that are cluttered around the ring from his mad dash for weapons earlier in the match GRABBING IT AND MAKING HIS WAY BACK TO HIS OPPONENT WHO CONTINUES TO LIE ON HIS BACK! Lucian stands above him STRIKING HIS CHEST WITH THE GLASS CHAIR AS HE REPEATS THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO JUST BASH THAT CHAIR INTO HIS STOMACH! IF LUCIAN WAS UNHINGED BEFORE, HE’S JUST GOING COMPLETELY OFF THE RAILS RIGHT NOW! LUCIAN CONTINUES UNTIL THE CHAIR FINALLY SHATTERS IN HIS HANDS FROM THE IMPACT OF THESE BLOWS! Lucian starts to scan the ring GRABBING ANOTHER GLASS CHAIR BEFORE HE STANDS ABOVE JACOB AND BEGINS TO STRIKE THE EDGE OF THE CHAIR INTO HIS THROAT! HE’S STRIKES ON HIS THROAT A FEW TIMES BEFORE HOLDING IT DOWN! HE’S CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF SENN! HE LITERALLY WANTS TO BRING THE END OF SENN IN THIS MATCH! Lucian pulls back and looks for another chair strike to the throat BUT JACOB CRACKS A LIGHT POLE HE GRABBED FROM THE WALLS RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE OF LUCIAN TO GET HIM AWAY! THE POLE JUST EXPLODES WITH BITS OF GLASS FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH LUCIAN TAKING A STEP BACK AND HOLDING HIS FACE!
Stew-O: Jacob Senn fights his way back to his feet with the remainder of the light pole in his hand, holding his stomach and throat from that savage beating from the glass chair, as he stares with evil intention directly towards Lucian Black, who’s stumbled toward the center of the ring and holding his face from that light pole shot! Jacob walks towards Lucian BASHING HIS HEAD IN WITH A SHOT FROM THE REMNANTS OF THE LIGHT POLE WITH HIM STUMBLING BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! Jacob stands there and you can see a sinister glimmer spark in his eyes as he walks over to the hovel of tools for the destruction of flesh GRABBING A SECOND LIGHT POLE FROM THE MOUND OF WEAPONS WITH OTHERS STILL STREWN ABOUT FROM THE START OF THIS MATCH, COURTESY OF LUCIAN BLACK!
Jake Mercer: Jacob Senn reaches Lucian Black, still lying on the turnbuckle, before placing the light pole between the top rope where his face is! Jacob slaps the taste out of Lucian’s mouth, screaming to him about how he’s the rightful champion, before rushing back to the opposite corner RETURNING WITH A HUGE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! JACOB CRUSHES THE LIGHT POLE INTO THE FACE OF LUCIAN BLACK AS HE COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE FLOOR, STILL LYING ON THE TURNBUCKLE! JACOB TAKES THIS OPPORTUNITY TO BEGIN VICIOUSLY STOMPING STRAIGHT INTO HIS FACE WHILE LUCIAN’S HEAD JUST BOUNCES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE LIKE A HARLEM GLOBETROTTER DRIBBLING A BASKETBALL! Jacob finally ceases the stomps RIGHT BEFORE FLIPPING LUCIAN OFF RIGHT IN HIS FACE BEFORE RUSHING BACK INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! JACOB IS GOING ALL OUT BEFORE RETURNING BACK TO HIS OPPONENT! HESITATION DROPKICK! LUCIAN’S HEAD IS DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WHILE JACOB ROLLS BACK TO HIS FEET AND FRANTICALLY DRAGS LUCIAN OUT OF THE CORNER AND LOOKS TO PUT HIS FORMER FRIEND AWAY!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!
Stew-O: LUCIAN BLACK IS ABLE TO KICK OUT OF THE PIN! HE CONTINUES HIS FIGHT TO KEEP THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IN HIS POSSESSION AS JACOB SENN BEGINS TO LOOK VERY IRRITATED WITH THE REFEREE ABOUT THIS! Jacob tries to calm himself down and returns over to Lucian and squats down to get close enough to his ear!
Jacob Senn (no mic): You’re not good enough to be World Heavyweight Champion, Lucian! You’re a failure! You can’t hold a candle to me, bud!
Jake Mercer: Jacob Senn stomps on the back of Lucian Black’s head before deciding to drag his body up! Jacob may be strong, but Lucian’s a beast and it’s taking a lot from Jacob to bring him up to his feet! However, Jacob finally is able to do it AND RETURNS WITH ANOTHER ELBOW SHOT TO THE FACE OF LUCIAN BLACK! JACOB CONTINUES TO STRIKE WITH HIS ELBOWS BEFORE LANDING A STIFF KICK IN THE STOMACH OF LUCIAN! JACOB TWIST AROUND FOR THE JAW-JACKING BACKFIST TO THE FACE BEFORE ROUNDING IT OUT WITH THE DISCUS LARIAT FOR THE SECOND CITY COMBINATION! WAIT! LUCIAN IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! HE DUCKS UNDER THE LARIAT AND SPRINTS HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES TO BUILD UP A HEAD OF STEAM! JACOB TURNS AROUND TO SEE THE LARGE BEHEMOTH CHARGING TOWARDS HIM! SPEAR! JACOB IS NAILED WITH A DEVASTATING SPEAR THAT RIPS HIM IN TWO! LUCIAN HOLDS HIM DOWN ON THE CANVAS AS HE BELIEVES THAT THIS WILL BE THE MOVE TO PUT HIM AWAY!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: NO WAY! HE CAN’T HAVE! JACOB SENN HAS JUST SURVIVED THE SPEAR FROM LUCIAN BLACK! HOW IN THE WORLD WAS HE ABLE TO PULL THAT OFF? Lucian Black sits up from the pin, stunned that Jacob was able to kick out of the pin, arguing with the referee about the validity of the count! The referee continues to tell him that he was only able to get a two-count off of the pin and now, Lucian is left to wonder what he needs to do to put away this man that has done so much to him! Lucian grabs Jacob by the hair and pulls him up to his feet ONLY TO BE MET WITH A JUMPING ENZIGURI TO THE FACE THAT SENDS HIM STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
Jake Mercer: ALRIGHT, SENN! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! DON’T LET THIS MAN TAKE YOU OUT! Lucian Black has fallen to the canvas while Jacob Senn is able to make it back up to his feet, but showing signs of weakness because from the spear as he stumbles a bit while holding his stomach from the pain! I almost thought for a second that he was done for with that spear! Jacob looks around the ring and searches for his next weapon from those scattered around the ring PICKING UP ANOTHER GLASS CHAIR FROM THE FLOOR! He eyes the glass chair and then turns his attention towards one of the turnbuckles! What’s going through this man’s mind right now?
Stew-O: I don’t know, but it looks like we’re about to find out! Jacob Senn walks over to the turnbuckle corner while Lucian Black starts to recover from the enzuigiri and places the closed glass chair across the top turnbuckle! He turns back to his opponent as Lucian starts to stand STRIKING WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE TO THE FACE TO KEEP IN CONTROL OF THE MATCH! Jacob grabs Lucian AND TOSSES HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE TO DRIVE HIS FACE STRAIGHT INTO THE GLASS CHAIR! NO! LUCIAN SPINS OUT AND LIFTS JACOB OVER HIS HEAD INTO A MILITARY PRESS! WHAT’S HE DOING? WHAT’S LUCIAN BLACK ABOUT DO? OH MY! LUCIAN JUST SENT JACOB FLYING INTO THAT GLASS CHAIR HE SET UP WITH THE LAWN DART! HE JUST THREW HIM HEAD-FIRST INTO THE GLASS CHAIR AND HE HIT THAT CORNER OF THE GLASS WALLZ STRUCTURE REAL HARD!
Jake Mercer: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! JACOB SENN COLLAPSES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE WITH THE SHARDS OF THE GLASS CHAIR FALLING LIKE SNOWFLAKES AS JACOB JUST SLUMPS IN BETWEEN THE ROPES AND THE WALL! IS HE? YEP! HE IS! JACOB IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN AS YOU CAN SEE THE STREAM OF BLOOD START TO MAKE IT’S WAY DOWN HIS FACE! THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING! JACOB NEEDS TO COME BACK FROM THIS IF HE INTENDS ON WALKING OUT TONIGHT WITH THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! Lucian Black makes it back to his feet and goes over, grabbing Jacob by his hair with drops of blood covering it, as he pulls him out of the ropes where he just hangs there on the middle rope, when Lucian makes a dash for the ropes RETURNING WITH A POINT BLANK DROPKICK STRAIGHT INTO HIS JAW! HE HITS RIGHT WHERE HE INTENDED WITH THAT RUNNING FRONT DROPKICK AS BLOOD FLIES OFF OF SENN’S BROW AS HE TOPPLES DOWN TO THE CANVAS! LUCIAN ROLLS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS IN HOPES TO PUT HIM AWAY IN THIS BATTLE FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP WITH THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Stew-O: AGAIN! ANOTHER KICKOUT BY THE PUNISHER! EVEN WITH BLOOD STAINING HIS FACE FROM THAT THROW RIGHT INTO THE GLASS CHAIR, HE STILL FIGHTS ON TO TRY AND BECOME THE NEXT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Lucian Black shows a look of angst and irritation towards that RIGHT BEFORE GRABBING JACOB SENN BY HIS HEAD AND PULLING HIM UP TO HIS FACE!
Lucian Black (no mic): You think you’re better than me, now? YOU THINK YOU’RE BETTER THAN ME?
Jake Mercer: LUCIAN BLACK LIFTS JACOB SENN BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND PLACES HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS LOOKING TO POWERBOMB HIM STRAIGHT TO THE FLOOR! LUCIAN THROWS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS! JACOB JUMPS OFF! WITH WHATEVER OUNCE OF ENERGY SENN HAS IN HIM, HE JUMPS OFF THE SHOULDERS OFF LUCIAN TO THE FLOOR WHILE STUMBLING A BIT TO FIND HIS FOOTING! Lucian quickly turns around RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK BY THE DARK KNIGHT OF DYNASTY! Lucian collapses to the floor as Jacob drops down to a knee before he’s able to pick himself back up! You can already tell that this Glass Wallz Match is taking a toll on Jacob and the blood loss from his face isn’t getting any better as his face is starting to be drenched in that blood!
Stew-O: Jacob Senn stands back up to his feet and looks up to a trash can that’s still hanging on the top of the cage! That’s one of the few weapons that Lucian Black wasn’t able to grab at the beginning of this match! Jacob climbs on the ropes and grabs the trash can, but he’s just opening the lid? Oh, now I know why… HE PULLS A BARBED-WIRE GLASS CHAIR OUT OF THE TRASH CAN! THE WILD EYES OF JACOB TELL THE STORY AS HE IS ABOUT TO GO TO WORK ON LUCIAN WITH THAT HORRIFIC DEVICE! Jacob drops down to the floor and steps over to Lucian STRIKING WITH THAT BARBED-WIRE GLASS CHAIR RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! JACOB CONSTANTLY CRACKS THAT CHAIR INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! JACOB IS JUST TAKING IT TO THE CHAMPION! HE FINISHES HIS SPREE OF CHAIR SHOTS INTO HIS SKULL AND PLACES THE CHAIR ONTO THE FLOOR, ONLY BEING HELD TOGETHER BY THE BARBED-WIRE THAT’S WRAPPED AROUND IT! Jacob grabs Lucian by the head and places it right onto the folded barbed-wire glass chair in the middle of the ring POINTING WITH HIS GUN TAUNT STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD OF LUCIAN BLACK AS HE LOOKS TO PUT HIM AWAY! HE SPRINTS STRAIGHT FOR THE ROPES AS YOU KNOW WHAT’S COMING NEXT, STEW! GRAVITY FALLS!
Stew-O: THE UPPERCUT! JACOB SENN WAS STRUCK IN THE CHIN WITH THE UPPERCUT BY LUCIAN BLACK AS HE JUST SAVED HIMSELF FROM EATING BARBED-WIRE GLASS CHAIR BY A CURB STOMP! Jacob is stunned and on spaghetti legs before Lucian pulls him HOISTING HIM UP FOR THE SHOUTEN KAI! HE TURNS AROUND AND DRIVES JACOB STRAIGHT DOWN ONTO THE BARBED-WIRE GLASS CHAIR WITH THE SHOUTEN KAI! BRUTAL MOVE RIGHT THERE AS JACOB HOWLS IN AGONY AND ARCHES BACK FROM THE PAIN OF BEING DROPPED ON NOT ONLY BARBED-WIRE, BUT GLASS SHARDS! HIS BACK MUST BE ALL SLICED UP FROM THAT MOVE! LUCIAN PUSHES HIM DOWN EVEN MORE ONTO THE BARBED-WIRE AND GLASS SHARDS AS HE HOLDS HIM DOWN FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Jake Mercer: YES! THANK YOU! THERE’S SOMEONE WATCHING OVER THIS MAN! JACOB SENN JUST KICKED OUT OF THAT SHOUTEN KAI AND LUCIAN BLACK IS LOST! THE SPEAR COULDN’T DO IT, THIS SHOUTEN KAI COULDN’T DO IT, WHAT WILL LUCIAN HAVE TO THROW AT JACOB SENN TO RETAIN HIS CHAMPIONSHIP? Lucian stands up to his feet, shocked about the fight that he has brought in this match, and he turns around and faces the trash can that he brought down in that collection of weapons he gathered in the beginning of the match! Lucian goes towards it and pulls something out of it, something small that fits in his hand, looks like a shot glass! He turns around and focuses on Jacob, who’s attempting to stand back on his feet after that savage Shouten Kai into the barbed-wire glass chair, with that shot glass in hand COCKING HIS FIST UP FOR WHAT LOOKS TO BE A SUPERMAN PUNCH! IS HE? JACOB TURNS AROUND AND I GUESS HE IS! SUPERMAN PUNCH TO BASH THAT SHOT GLASS RIGHT IN HIS FACE!
Stew-O: NO! JACOB SENN DUCKS UNDER THE SUPERMAN PUNCH AS LUCIAN BLACK JUST MISSED THAT PUNCH WILDLY! JACOB TURNS AROUND AND QUICKLY JUMPS ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF LUCIAN FROM BEHIND! HE FLIPS BACK TOWARDS THE BARBED-WIRE AND GLASS SHARDS! REVERSE HURRICANRANA! LUCIAN’S HEAD IS JUST SPIKED ONTO THE GLASS AND BARBED-WIRE WITH LUCIAN JUST ROLLING AROUND IN PAIN AS HE HOLDS HIS FACE! NO ONE CAN SEE HIM! WAIT! HE’S BUSTED OPEN! LUCIAN BLACK HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN BY THE REVERSE HURRICANRANA INTO THE BARBED-WIRE AND GLASS SHARDS! BOTH MEN NOW ARE DONNING THE RED MASK OF BLOOD, BUT JACOB STARES DOWN UPON HIS OPPONENT WITH WRATH IN HIS EYES! JACOB THROWS LUCIAN DOWN ON HIS SHOULDERS AND HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Jake Mercer: HOW? LUCIAN BLACK KICKS OUT OF THE PIN AND JACOB SENN IS JUST LIVID! HE JUST IGNORES THE REFEREE AS HE STANDS OVER LUCIAN AND BEGINS TO STRIKE WITH HIS STIFF ELBOWS! HE’S JUST CAUSING MORE BLOOD TO FLOW OUT OF THE FOREHEAD OF LUCIAN, EVEN GETTING SOME OF THAT BLOOD TO STAIN HIS ELBOW PAD! Jacob finally stands away from Lucian and looks around the ring to try and figure out his next sadistic idea! He steps back and nearly falls out, but catches himself on the ropes as he calls for Lucian to get back to his feet! He’s doing the gun taunt straight to his opponent LOOKING FOR THAT GRAVITY FALLS CURB STOMP ONCE AGAIN! Lucian gets to his hands and knees WITH JACOB RUSHING IN FOR THE KILLSHOT! GRAVITY FALLS!
Stew-O: AMAZING! LUCIAN BLACK CATCHES JACOB SENN ON HIS SHOULDERS AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH THE SAMOAN DROP! LUCIAN HAS FLOORED THE PUNISHER AND NOW, HE CAN LOOK TO FIND A WAY TO PUT HIS OPPONENT AWAY FOR GOOD! WHAT WILL BE THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN FOR JACOB SENN? Lucian fights his way back to his feet and showing signs of the war that these men have put one another through, stumbling around towards the turnbuckle corner, looking back at Jacob with exhaustion on his face LINING HIM UP FOR A SPEAR! IF ONE DIDN’T DO JACOB IN, MAYBE A SECOND ONE WILL! LUCIAN STARTS TO GAIN SOME LIFE BACK INTO HIMSELF AS HE STARTS ROARING IN THE AIR AND STARTS CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO NAIL HIM WITH THE SPEAR! Jacob pushes on the canvas, almost falling back down the floor, before finally getting up to his feet TURNING AROUND FACING RIGHT AT THE CHARGING MONSTER THAT LOOKS TO TEAR HIM IN HALF!
Jake Mercer: SWEET MOTHER OF MARY! THAT’S A HUGE KNEE STRIKE THAT LUCIAN BLACK JUST ATE FROM JACOB SENN! YOU COULD HEAR THE POP FROM THAT KNEE FROM THE CHEAP SEATS! LUCIAN COULD BE KNOCKED SLAM OUT FROM THAT STIFF KNEE TO THE JAW AND YOU CAN TELL WITH THAT GLAZED LOOK IN HIS EYES! Jacob notices this RIGHT BEFORE DOING THE CROTCH CHOP! HE THROWS THE X AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! WEAPON X! MASSIVE STUNNER BY JACOB SENN DROPPING HIM ON HIS NECK AS LUCIAN BLACK COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR! THIS HAS TO BE IT! LUCIAN BLACK CANNOT KICK OUT OF THIS! IT HAS TO BE OVER! JACOB ROLLS LUCIAN ON HIS SHOULDERS AND HOOKS HIS LEG FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!
Stew-O: YES! YES! LUCIAN BLACK KICKED OUT! HE JUST SAVED HIS TITLE REIGN AS HE WAS ABLE TO GET HIS SHOULDER UP IN THE NICK OF TIME! JACOB SENN JUST LOOKS CONFUSED AND BEWILDERED BY THIS! HE JUST CAN’T FATHOM THE FACT THAT HE KICKED OUT OF THE WEAPON X! HE STANDS UP AND LOOKS DOWN AT HIS OPPONENT WITH SOMETHING ON HIS MIND!
Jacob Senn (no mic): WHY CAN’T YOU STAY DOWN? HUH? STAY. DOWN.
Jake Mercer: Jacob Senn starts to pace around and think of what he needs to do to put away his opponent and he turns his attention over to the glass table that hangs up on the wall of the glass structure! Jacob climbs on the top rope and goes to where he’s able to grab the glass table and remove it from the wall! He jumps down and takes it over near a corner, moving away glass shards and debris, before opening the legs and setting it down! He turns over and stomps on the back of Lucian’s head before finally lifting him and throwing him on said table! Jacob strikes with a few shots to the ribs before he starts to make his climb to the top rope! I wonder what in the hell is going through the mind of Jacob Senn?
Stew-O: Jacob Senn stands on the top of the turnbuckle, dried blood covering his face as he stares down his opponent, while he stares out to the crowd SIGNALLING FOR THE VINDICATION! HE WANTS TO HIT THE CORKSCREW SENTON BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE! WAIT! LUCIAN BLACK ROLLS OFF THE TABLE AND GRABS UNDER THE LEGS OF JACOB! WHAT’S HE DOING? NO WAY! LUCIAN JUST SENDS JACOB OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND INTO THE GLASS TABLE WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB WITH HIS NAME WRITTEN ON IT! LUCIAN HOLDS HIM DOWN ON THE GLASS SHARDS AND LOOKS TO END IT RIGHT HERE WITH THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!
Jake Mercer: OH YEAH! JACOB SENN, FROM SHEER INSTINCT, KICKS OUT OF THE PIN AS HE STARTS TO CONVULSE FROM THE PAIN OF HAVING MULTIPLE GLASS SHARDS SLICE THROUGH HIS SKIN! LUCIAN BLACK IS STUNNED! HE’S JUST FLOORED! Lucian Black stands up and begins to argue with the referee himself, but the referee is stating that he got the shoulder up in time! This is just damn impressive! Lucian Black stands back up to his feet and retreats back into the corner again CALLING FOR ANOTHER SPEAR TO PUT THIS MAN AWAY! ALRIGHT, SENN! YOU GOT TO GET YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS! JACOB PULLS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET, IN HARD TIMES FROM THAT SIT-OUT POWERBOMB, BEFORE TURNING AROUND INTO THE SPEAR FROM LUCIAN!
Stew-O: NO WAY! JACOB SENN CATCHES HIM AND HOLDS HIM IN AS HE TURNS AROUND WITH HIS BACK TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE! WHAT’S HE LOOKING FOR? OH MY! EXPLODER SUPLEX! HE JUST TOSSED LUCIAN BLACK STRAIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH THE EXPLODER SUPLEX! LUCIAN HAS FOLDED LIKE AN ACCORDION IN THE CORNER WHILE JACOB GOES UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND STALKS HIS OPPONENT FOR WHAT HE COULD DO NEXT! Lucian rolls around and starts to try to get back into this match, holding his head and back, picking himself back up from the ropes TURNING RIGHT INTO A DIVING HIGH KNEE STRIKE FROM JACOB!
Jake Mercer: SUPERMAN PUNCH! LUCIAN BLACK JUST NAILED HIM STRAIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THE SUPERMAN PUNCH WHILE JACOB SENN ROLLS OVER NEAR THE GLASS WALL AS HE HOLDS HIS FACE! LUCIAN BLACK LOOKS TO HAVE HIT A SECOND RESERVE OF ENERGY AS HE’S FUMING AND ENRAGED! Lucian grabs Jacob by the head and snatches him up from the floor TOSSING HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE GLASS DOOR WITH EASE! LUCIAN FOLLOWS THROUGH BY GRABBING SENN BY THE HEAD AND BASHING STRAIGHT INTO THE GLASS! LUCIAN JUST CONTINUES TO CAVE JACOB’S HEAD INTO THE GLASS DOOR CONSECUTIVELY UNTIL HE FINALLY REOPENS THE WOUND OF JACOB’S FOREHEAD TO BRING THE BLEEDING BACK! Lucian releases Jacob, who slumps and lies right on the glass door that is showing cracks and almost falling apart, while he takes a step back and lines Senn up! HE CAN’T BE! HE WON’T DO IT!
Stew-O: Oh, but he is, Jake! He’s going all-in! Straight for the kill! Jacob pulls on the ropes and gets to his feet, standing in between the ropes and the glass door, with Lucian SPRINTING WITH ALL OF HIS MIGHT TOWARDS HIM! GOOD HEAVENS ABOVE! SPEAR! LUCIAN BLACK HAS JUST SHATTERED THE GLASS DOOR AS HE JUST SPEARED HIMSELF AND JACOB SENN THROUGH THE DOOR TO THE FLOOR ON THE OUTSIDE! THE GLASS DOOR WAS CRACKED ENOUGH FROM THE ABUSE IT ENDURED THAT LUCIAN WAS ABLE TO SPEAR JACOB RIGHT THROUGH IT! LUCIAN AND JACOB ARE BOTH LYING ON THE FLOOR OUTSIDE OF THE RING, BROKEN AND DECIMATED BY THAT HELLACIOUS SPEAR, AS THIS MATCH HAS TRULY TESTED THE LIMITS THEY WILL GO TO IN ORDER TO BRING AN END TO THE OTHER! I MEAN, WE SIMPLY HAVE TO WATCH THAT AGAIN!
(Replay shows Lucian Black sprinting through the middle rope and spearing Jacob Senn through the cracked glass door to the outside of the ring.)
Jake Mercer: A sickening and savage move by the World Heavyweight Champion right there! Both men are down on the outside, haven’t even moved an inch from that spear, as they are out cold! Lucian can’t pin Jacob out here on the floor, so whenever they’re able to stand up, they will have to make it back into the ring! If they even can make it back into the ring, is the real question here! Lucian Black just destroyed himself and his opponent with that destructive spear to do what he had to do to retain his World Heavyweight Championship and now, he must be able to make it back into the ring with Jacob Senn in order to keep that title! However, they’re going to have to be able to stand back on their feet to do that! Just look at the hole in the cage! The jagged edges from the glass door being ripped and shredded by the car crash that those two just went through! Movement is being made and we can see someone start to try and fight their way back to their feet… who is it?
Stew-O: It’s… IT’S LUCIAN BLACK! HE’S CRAWLING ON THE STEPS TO TRY AND GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS JACOB SENN STILL LIES ON THE FLOOR, SHATTERED LIKE THE GLASS DOOR FROM THAT SPEAR THAT HE JUST TOOK! LUCIAN FIGHTS TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET AND FINALLY STANDS UP, FALLING BACK DOWN TO HIS KNEE BEFORE BEING ABLE TO POWER HIS WAY BACK UP! Lucian grabs the edge of the ring and pulls himself up to his feet and turns to see Jacob has yet to move an inch from that spear through the glass door! Lucian walks over and grabs Jacob to pull him up on his feet RIGHT BEFORE BASHING HIS HEAD STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS! He follows behind by tossing him straight back into the ring and begins to climb up to the steel steps to return himself! Lucian Black is barely able to stand right now, but he’s ready to end this once and for all, I know that! He grabs Jacob and lifts him on his shoulders with everything he has left LOOKING TO PUT HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY, I ASSUME! HE WANTS TO DROP HIM ON HIS HEAD WITH THAT SAMOAN DRIVER! LUCIAN CARRIES SENN TOWARDS THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WHILE HE LOOKS TO END IT! INSTEAD OF GOING FOR A PIN, HE WANTS TO BASICALLY END THE CAREER OF A MAN WHO TRIED TO TAKE HIM OUT AT TERRITORIAL INVASION!
Jake Mercer: THERE’S NO WAY! HOW ON EARTH IS HE DOING THIS? JACOB SENN ESCAPES OUT OF THE HOLD AND LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND LUCIAN BLACK! Lucian turns around RIGHT INTO A PELÉ KICK BY THE PUNISHER! LUCIAN DROPS LIKE A TREE BEING CHOPPED DOWN AS JACOB FALLS TO THE FLOOR HIMSELF! BOTH OF THESE MEN HAVE WENT ABOVE AND BEYOND IN THIS MATCH AND IT’S A MIRACLE RIGHT NOW THAT THE EMTs AREN’T BEING CALLED OUT HERE! Jacob and Lucian are both down on the canvas with Jacob showing a bit of life as he starts to crawl over to where a cloth bag has fallen off the glass door from the spear! Jacob reaches it and grabs the bag, grabbing the ropes with his other hand, fighting to get back to his feet!
Stew-O: JACOB SENN STANDS ON HIS FEET, BUT JUST BARELY AS HE STARTS TO ALMOST FALL BACK ON THE FLOOR, BEFORE TURNING AROUND TO SEE LUCIAN BLACK ABOUT TO HIS! Jacob walks over to him STOMPING HIM STRAIGHT IN THE BACK TO FORCE HIM BACK DOWN ON THE CANVAS BEFORE REARING HIS HEAD BACK AND OPENING HIS MOUTH? WHAT’S HE DOING? OH NO! JACOB OPENS THE CLOTH BAG AND POURS ITS CONTENTS INTO THE MOUTH OF LUCIAN! GLASS SHARDS! LUCIAN IS BEING FORCE-FED A MEAL OF GLASS SHARDS RIGHT NOW! JACOB EMPTIES THE BAG AND RUNS THROUGH THE ROPES WHILE LUCIAN KNEELS WITH THE SHARDS IN HIS MOUTH! NO WAY! DON’T DO IT! HE DOES! GRAVITY FALLS! THE CURB STOMP BURIES LUCIAN BLACK STRAIGHT INTO THE CANVAS WITH THOSE GLASS SHARDS STILL IN HIS MOUTH! JESUS! WE NEED EMTs OUT HERE RIGHT NOW! SOMEONE WITH A SOUL NEEDS TO GET OUT HERE! JACOB SENN COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR AFTER THAT CURB STOMP BEFORE ROLLING LUCIAN BLACK ON HIS SHOULDERS AND SIMPLY RESTING HIS ARM ON HIS CHEST FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner AND NNNNNEEEEWWWWWWWWW EAW WOOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLDDDDDD HEEEEAAAAVVVVYYYYWWWWEEEEIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT CHHHHAAAAMMMPPPIIIOOOONNNN… JAACCCOOOOBBBBB SEENNNNNNNN!!!
Jake Mercer: HE DID IT! JACOB SENN IS THE CHAMPION! HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO TAKE HIS TROPHY, HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO PROVE HE WAS THE FACE OF DYNASTY, AND HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO SHOW THE WORLD THE DISGRACE LUCIAN BLACK IS! WHAT HAPPENED, STEW? HE’S DONE IT ALL! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND I CAN’T BE ANY HAPPIER THAN I AM RIGHT NOW FOR IT!
Stew-O: I can’t believe that he actually did it… Lucian Black fought tooth and nail to keep that championship and now, it’s been taken away from him. He worked seven years to get that title in his possession and now, it’s over. Jacob Senn has just ripped that title away from him, but to say that Lucian Black has been a disgrace, I wouldn’t go that far.
Jake Mercer: YOU KNOW IT’S TRUE, STEW! IT WAS PROVEN TONIGHT! JACOB ENDURED EVERYTHING THAT LUCIAN THREW HIS WAY! EVERY WEAPON, EVERY MOVE, EVEN A SPEAR THROUGH THE GLASS DOOR, BUT HE ENDURED AND PREVAILED TO BE CROWNED YOUR NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Stew-O: I wonder what’s next for this man because he’s stated that he will burn everything that Sebastian Monroe has worked for to the ground and now that’s he’s the World Heavyweight Champion, how will he intend to do just that? I hate that this is how we have to start the show, but it looks like we have a new world champion at the helm of Dynasty!
(The referee walks over to Jacob Senn, fighting to be able to stand on his feet, handing him the EAW World Heavyweight Championship and with visible emotion coming off of his face, as he raises the world championship high in the air in victory while leaning on the referee! He drapes the title on his shoulder and looks down at Lucian Black, smiling at his destruction.)
Jake Mercer: This is an amazing moment! A beautiful moment for Dynasty to have such a wonderful World Heavyweight Champion! I’m jus-
(The arena lights go out as you can hear the audience cry out in shock and a few children screaming in fear.)
Jake Mercer: WHAT’S GOING ON? WHY ARE THE LIGHTS CUTTING OUT? ALRIGHT, WHO DIDN’T PAY THE BILL FOR THE T-MOBILE ARENA LIKE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO? This is ridiculous! Who would want to ruin this crowning achievement for the our new face of Dynasty?
Stew-O: I don’t think this is because of avoiding a light bill, Jake. I’m getting word that the lights are about to come on… AND THEY’RE UP! WHOA! WHAT IN THE GOOD LORD IS THIS? SOMEONE’S IN THE RING WITH JACOB SENN! JACOB LOOKS TO THEM WITH SHOCK, MOUTHING THAT HE THOUGHT THEY WERE GONE, AND THEY’RE DRAPED IN ALL WHITE, WITH A TRENCHCOAT AND HAT ON! HE REMOVES HIS HAT… REVEALING HIS FACE TO BE THE HEART BREAK BOY! I THOUGHT THIS MAN WAS DONE WITH ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING! I THOUGHT HE RETIRED! WHAT’S HE DOING BACK HERE IN EAW?
Jake Mercer: I don’t know, but this is a history-defining moment! This is the first time that Jacob Senn and Heart Break Boy have even shared a ring together, let alone in capacity such as this, and I think our newly crowned world champion is just as shocked as all of us! Jacob limps forward to HBB, wondering what he’s doing here, and he meets him STRUCK IN THE FACE WITH THE GOLDPRINT! SUPERKICK STRAIGHT TO THE FACE FROM HBB AS HE’S DROPPED TO THE FLOOR! YOU CAN’T DO THAT! YOU CAN’T DO THAT TO OUR WORLD CHAMPION!
Stew-O: He just did, Jake! Heart Break Boy is back in action and I think we know what his first target is! He’s looking for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship and he aims to take it away from The Punisher! I wonder if Sebastian Monroe has anything to do with this! However, this is definitely a massive turn of events for sure!
(Heart Break Boy stands over the fallen Jacob Senn, picking up the World Heavyweight Championship and staring directly at it, before dropping the belt back onto him before walking out of the broken glass door and making his leave with the fans just screaming over his return.)
( Camera cuts backstage… and we see Methuselah walking side by side with Soothsayer Hamasa, with a look of intensity written all over his face and in his body language. )
( Methuselah and Hamasa suddenly come to a stop and look on ahead… and then Tarah Nova comes into the picture, walking up to Methuselah and brushing her hands on his leather trenchcoat. )
Tarah Nova: Hey there… big night huh? Glad I could see you before our matches. Say… are you sure you don’t want me to come out there with you tonight?
Soothsayer Hamasa: There is no need. Your presence would only prove to be a distraction.
Tarah Nova: I’m sorry, did anybody ask about your opinion?
Soothsayer Hamasa: It is not a matter of opinion. This is an important night, and you have nothing to offer but weakness and frailty, whereas I have given The Monster strength. Unless you are prepared to die for him the line of fire, I strongly suggest that you fight shy of the battlefield. Besides, perhaps you should worry about not losing your own battles before joining Methuselah in his.
Tarah Nova: Look bitch, it’s bad enough you follow him everywhere he goes now, but you don’t get to tell me how I support him, got it? How about you take the night off and piss off you robe wearing whore.
( Hamasa gives Methuselah a look, and Methuselah draws nearer to Tarah, grabbing her hands with his as he wears a twisted smile on his face. )
Methuselah: Listen…. what I’m going to do tonight… to Oasis… the way I’m going to maim him, and dismantle him… the way I’m going to tear him apart… I’m going to do it for you.
( Methuselah gives Tarah a hug and a kiss on the forehead, and scruffles up her hair before walking away laughing. Hamasa follows him, and Tarah watches him leave before the scene fades elsewhere. )
(The camera transitions back to the T-Mobile Arena where the Ring Announcer is standing in the center of the ring)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall and is A GLASS GAUNTLET MATCH FOR THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP OF THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!…. This contest will begin with two elitists squaring off and at five minute intervals, a new elitist will enter the match! Each elitist will be allowed to bring their own variation of glass-made weapons! This match can only be decided by pinfall or submission when ALL SIX COMPETITORS are introduced into the match!…..
Mercer: I’m getting goosebumps, Stew!
(“Power” Remix by Jay-Z and Kanye West plays all throughout the arena as a smug Kevin Devastation slowly makes his way out to the stage, dressed in red and black attire and wielding a glass chair that he casually holds on his right shoulder)
Announcer: First, making his way towards the ring…. From Paradise Island by way of Charlotte, North Carolina!…. Weighing in at 290 Pounds!…. HE IS “THE LONE LEGEND”…. KEVIN DEEEEVVVVVVVAAAAAAASSSSSTTTTTAAAAAATTTTTIIIIIOOONNN!!!….
Stew: It looks as though the veteran, Kevin Devastation, has drew number one what is SURE to be a hellacious bout, if last year has anything to say about it!
Mercer: Kevin Devastation is as clever and merciless as they come, Stew, he’s tasted the InterWire Championship before, and you can tell he’d love to get his hands on it again, even if it means going through five other people to do it.
(“Hate Me Now” by Nas plays all throughout the arena as Ross Vegas proudly makes his way out to the stage in a golden robe with pink and yellow attire underneath, showing off the brass knuckles with shards of glass stuck to them he wields)
Announcer: Next, making his way towards the ring…. From Hollywood, California!…. Weighing in at 235 Pounds!…. “POKER FACE” ROSS VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!….
Mercer: Another very impressive athlete, and absolutely someone I could see as a future InterWire Champion, Stew! Ross Vegas has done nothing but show off just how good he is since coming to EAW, and I’m sure tonight will be no exception.
Stew: An impressive athlete indeed, but he’s got his work cut out for him. This is sure to be a brutal conflict for all parties involved, so it may very well be more about who’s more sadistic than who’s more talented of an athlete.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: This contest is OFFICIALLY underway here and the clock has started counting down before a new elitist enters, but right now it’s between Ross Vegas and Kevin Devastation as both men circle the ring with their weapons in hand… You can tell how cautious Ross is trying to be since Kevin certainly has a greater distance to hit with with that glass chair of his… HE GOES RIGHT IN FOR IT! KEVIN SWINGS WITH THAT CHAIR! NOBODY’S HOME! ROSS DUCKS IT AS KEVIN TURNS AROUND TO MEET A HARD SHOT TO THE SKULL FROM THOSE MODIFIED BRASS KNUCKLES! KEVIN IS BUSTED OPEN IMMEDIATELY FROM THAT AS HE DROPS HIS CHAIR AND GOES REELING INTO THE ROPES! Ross just got the better of the veteran right off the bat here! HE LOOKS TO FOLLOW IT UP AS HE CHARGES! Kevin sees it coming and sends Ross up and over the ropes! Ross catches himself on the apron! Kevin with an immediate elbow into the face of Ross before he can attempt another shot! Another hard elbow connects to the face of Ross as he struggles to hang on to that top rope, trying not to fall from the apron!
Mercer: Blood is running down the forehead of Kevin as he stumbles forward, picking up that glass chair of his! HE CHARGES RIGHT INTO ROSS WITH IT! AND IT’S SUCCESSFUL AS THE CHAIR CRACKS ACROSS THE SKULL OF ROSS, SENDING HIM CRASHING DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE!! It seems as though that chair can take quite a bit of damage as it doesn’t even look CRACKED after that one! Kevin doesn’t look finished by any means! The look of fury on his face as he exits the ring with that chair in hand! Blood still running down the face of Kevin as he stalks his prey… HE SWINGS THAT GLASS CHAIR DOWN INTO THE SPINE OF ROSS AS ROSS TRIES TO GET UP! ANOTHER SHOT TO THAT CHAIR AS IT FINALLY CRACKS UPON IMPACT OF THE BODY OF ROSS VEGAS!! Ross is WRITHING in pain here on the mat! Kevin looks like he’s lost his damn mind! He reaches down, grabbing Ross by his hair, dragging him up… He’s got a hand around the throat of Ross as he takes him over to the ringpost! KEVIN’S GONNA END HIS DAMN CAREER RIGHT HERE AND NOW AS HE SWINGS THAT CHAIR INTO THE SKULL OF ROSS AGAINST THAT RINGPOST!!!
Stew: ROSS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! THE GLASS CHAIR SHATTERS INTO A THOUSAND SHARDS AS IT CONNECTS WITH THE RINGPOST!! Ross can’t even manage to capitalize on a distracted Kevin before it’s too late as a livid Kevin Devastation turns around, pulling him in! Kevin now with rapid clubbing blows to the already damaged spine of Ross! He–
Mercer: BACK BODY DROP!! A BIG BACK BODY DROP OUT OF NOWHERE FROM ROSS AS KEVIN LANDS RIGHT ON THOSE SHARDS LITTERING THE MAT!! KEVIN SITS UP IN PAIN AS YOU CAN SEE THOSE PIECES OF GLASS EMBEDDED INTO HIS FLESH! ROSS HAS A HUGE OPPORTUNITY HERE! He starts climbing up to the apron with Kevin in his sights! Ross still feels those hard shots from that glass chair as he eyes his opponent… HE’S UP AND DIVES RIGHT OFF THE APRON, DRIVING AN ELBOW DOWN INTO THE HEART OF KEVIN DEVASTATION!! THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET FOR VEGAS! HE’S BACK IN CONTROL!
Stew: Ross knows he’s turned the tide here in the early going as he searches for those brass knuckles of his that he lost during the assault by Kevin… He’s got them! Ross almost looks like he’s enjoying what he’s about to do to Kevin with that wicked smile upon his face as he reaches down, clutching the hair of Kevin to pull him up just as Kevin did to him! LOWBLOW!! KEVIN DEVASTATION CATCHES ROSS WITH A LOWBLOW!! Ross drops down in pain, both men kneeling in front of one another! Kevin with a hard shot! Another shot takes Ross down! A bloodied Kevin Devastation seems refuge here as he clutches the apron, pulling himself up and rolling back into the ring! Ross isn’t far behind! He’s not giving up! Kevin makes it back into the ring, struggling to pull himself up as Ross climbs up on the apron with those brass knuckles still in hand! KEVIN SPRINGS UP AS ROSS GETS TO HIS FEET ON THE APRON!! BIG BOOT!! A RUNNING BIG BOOT CONNECTS AS ROSS VEGAS GOES FLYING OFF THE APRON AND ONTO THE GLASS SHARD-COVERED MATS BELOW!!
Clock: 5…. 4…. 3…. 2…. 1….
(“Broken Dreams V2” by Drake Hunt plays all throughout the arena as Anthony Leonhart makes his way out to the stage in red, blue, and white attire, with a glass French Flag in hand)
Mercer: WE’VE GOT OUR THIRD ENTRANT INTO THIS CONTEST AS LEONHART COMES RUSHING DOWN WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! He slides that glas flag into the ring and slides in right behind it as a still battered and bloodied Kevin Devastation swings with a big boot! It’s caught! Leonhart catches the incoming boot of Kevin, throws it down, and nails him with a hard jab! Another! Another! ANOTHER! A RIGHT UPPERCUT CONNECTS TO KEVIN! AND A HUGE LEFT UPPERCUT PROMPTLY FOLLOWS AS THE PAS DE DEUX IS SUCCESSFUL!! KEVIN GOES BACKPEDALING INTO THE ROPES, FALLING INTO THEM, ACCIDENTALLY TRAPPING HIS ARMS IN THEM!! LEONHART COMES CHARGING WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT! A HUGE RUNNING CLOTHESLINE SENDS BOTH MEN TO THE OUTSIDE AND CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT!!
Stew: Things are not looking good whatsoever for Kevin Devastation thus far in this contest, Jake! He’s taken more damage than anyone thus far after having his flesh torn from all of that glass! He needs some sort of saving grace or he may be out of the equation in this one! Leonhart would love to be the one to take him out of this equation too as he rises back up to his feet with a sinister look on his face! He grabs a hold of the big man, dragging him up! Kevin tries to fight back with a shot to the mid-section, but Leonhart fires back with a knee into the skull! LEONHART SCOOPS KEVIN UP.. AND SLAMS HIM DOWN HARD ON THE MAT! Leonhart’s not finished just yet as he immediately climbs up to the apron! He’s got something big in mind as he climbs up to the high rent district that is the top turnbuckle! Kevin is perilous right now! LEONHART’S SIZING HIM UP! POTENTIALLY LOOKING FOR THAT HIGH KNEE DROP!!
Mercer: ROSS VEGAS RUSHES IN, NAILING LEONHART WITH A BIG RUNNING FOREARM! ANOTHER FOREARM! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! VEGAS IS BACK IN THIS WITH A VENGEANCE! HE DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN WHAT LEONHART HAD IN MIND AS HE STARTS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP WITH HIM! I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S LOOKING FOR, BUT ROSS HAS A CLEAR MALICIOUS INTENT HERE AS HE SETS UP ANTHONY LEONHART! ANTHONY’S FIGHTING BACK! A HARD SHOT TO THE BODY OF ROSS! ANOTHER SHOT! HE GETS OUT OF ROSS’ GRASP AND NAILS HIM WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE SKULL! HE MANAGES TO SUCCESSFULLY FORCE ROSS OFF, SENDING HIM FALLING DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Leonhart seems to have changed targets here as he struggles to pull himself back up on that top turnbuckle! He’s focused on Ross Vegas, who slowly makes his way back to his feet! ANTHONY LEAPS FROM THE TOP!!
Stew: ROSS GRABS THAT GLASS FRENCH FLAG AND SWINGS IT STRAIGHT INTO THE INCOMING ANTHONY LEONHART!!! THE FLAG SHATTERS IN THE RING AS LEONHART IS LEFT WRITHING IN PAIN! BLOOD DRIPPING ALL OVER THE CANVAS, STAINING IT RED! ROSS JUST NARROWLY SAVED HIS HIDE WITH THAT ONE, BUT HE COMPLETELY TURNED THE TABLES ONCE MORE IN THIS CONTEST!
(A slow-motion replay is shown of Ross Vegas swinging the glass French Flag into the incoming Anthony Leonhart)
Mercer: An absolutely HELLACIOUS bout this has been so far, but no end in sight just yet as Ross struggles to pull himself back to his feet in the ring, clutching the ropes for support as he eyes a now bloodied Leonhart! Leonhart is doing all he possibly can to fight back to a vertical base while a damaged Ross lurches forward, looking to follow up! LEONHART SPRINGS UP WITH A HARD JAB TO ROSS! HE CATCHES ROSS WITH A SECOND JAB! A THIRD–NO–IT’S BLOCKED! ROSS WITH A SHOT OF HIS OWN! NOBODY’S HOME!! STANDING CROSSFACE CHICKENWING!!! ANTHONY WITH A STANDING CROSSFACE CHICKENWING ON ROSS, BUT IT’S NOT LOCKED IN YET!
Stew: ROSS THROWS HIS HEAD BACK INTO THE FACE OF LEONHART! THE SUBMISSION ATTEMPT IS STOPPED AS ROSS TURNS AROUND AND PULLS ANTHONY IN!! ROYAL FLUSH!!!! A BRUTAL FISHERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AS ANTHONY LEONHART IS DRIVEN INTO THE SHATTERED REMAINS OF HIS GLASS FLAG!!!
Clock: 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
(“Final Boss” by contRoVersy plays all throughout the arena as Drake Jaeger gleefully makes his way out to the stage in his usual dark boots, dark tights, dark wrist tape, and dark jacket, followed by all eight members of The Harem, who all carry different weapons with shards of glass glued to them. Drake takes off his jacket and grabs a broom covered in glass shards before running down to the ring)
Mercer: THE RETURNING DRAKE JAEGER IS NEXT UP IN THIS CONTEST AS HE RUSHES DOWN TO THE RING WITH THAT BROOM OF HIS IN HAND! Ross Vegas sees him coming as he gets back to his feet in the ring! DRAKE SLIDES IN! ROSS CHARGES FORWARD AS DRAKE GETS TO HIS FEET! DRAKE DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY OF THE INCOMING ROSS VEGAS! BOTH MEN TURN AROUND! DRAKE TOSSES THE BROOM TO ROSS?!
Stew: YAMCHA’D!!! DRAKE JAEGER WITH THAT SURPRISE SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF ROSS VEGAS JUST AS ROSS CAUGHT THE BROOM!! WHAT A MOVE! ROSS IS DOWN AND OUT AS DRAKE WASTES ABSOLUTELY NO TIME TAUNTING HIM AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS MATCH! HE PICKS UP THAT GLASS-COVERED BROOM, MOCKINGLY SWEEPING UP ROSS VEGAS BEFORE SWINGING THE SHARD-GLUED STICK OF THAT BROOM DOWN INTO HIS BODY! ANOTHER SWING INTO THE BODY OF ROSS! ANOTHER! BLOOD IS RUNNING DOWN THE BACK OF ROSS HERE AS DRAKE LAYS INTO HIM! DRAKE LITERALLY BREAKS THAT BROOMSTICK ACROSS THE BACK OF ROSS!! ROSS IS LEFT BLOODIED AND BATTERED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS DRAKE SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY MAN STANDING!
Mercer: Hold on there, Stew, he doesn’t even look remotely done! Drake backs up into that nearby corner, stalking Anthony Leonhart now! He’s got him dead in his sights! Drake’s practically foaming at the mouth here! Hold on… He… He seems to be pretending to play Rock, Paper, Scissors?
Stew: DRAKE BURSTS FORWARD IMMEDIATELY AFTER AS SOON AS LEONHART GETS TO HIS FEET! DISCUS PALM STRIKE!!! LEONHART GRABS THOSE SHARDS OF GLASS AND THROWS THEM IN THE FACE OF DRAKE!! LEONHART PUTS A STOP TO THE INCOMING JAJANKEN!! LEONHART PULLS DRAKE IN!! ADIEU TO FRANCE!!!! NO–DRAKE’S FIGHTING THAT VERTICAL SUPLEX SIDE SLAM!! A KNEE TO THE SKULL OF ANTHONY! DRAKE DROPS DOWN BEHIND HIM! ROCK THE DRAGON SUPLEX CONNECTS RIGHT ONTO THOSE SHARDS OF GLASS ON THE CANVAS!! BOTH MEN GETTING THEIR FLESH TORN FROM THAT ONE! A damaged Drake Jaeger struggles to get back to his feet with a look of absolute ANGER as he looks down at Anthony Leonhart! I think he’s not too happy with Leonhart trying to stop his momentum! Jaeger’s got cuts all over his face from those shards Anthony threw at him! Drake’s stalking Leonhart once more… Hold on… No… Drake looks to the outside as Kevin Devastation slowly rises back up… DRAKE’S GOT SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND HERE! HE HITS THE ROPES!!
Mercer: DRAKE WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM! INCOMING!! GODSPEED!!! THE SUICIDE DIVE COMPLETELY MISSES AS KEVIN DEVASTATION MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! DRAKE GOES CRASHING AND BURNING OVER THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE AND INTO THE BARRICADE!! JESUS CHRIST! Drake may have just sealed his own fate with that one! A bloody Kevin Devastation lumbers over to the mess Drake’s made behind the Spanish announce table, clutching him by the hair and dragging him up! He pulls Drake in! PICKING HIM UP!! DIVINE INTERVENTION!!!! DIVINE INTERVENTION!!!! A MASSIVE JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB SENDS DRAKE JAEGER THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! THE TABLE SHATTERS INTO PIECES AS DRAKE IS LAID OUT JUST LIKE THAT!! KEVIN DEVASTATION MAY BE BACK IN THIS! THE HAREM IS TRYING TO CHECK ON THEIR FALLEN HERO, DRAKE JAEGER, BUT THEY’RE QUICKLY FRIGHTENED OFF BY KEVIN! Kevin RIPS away a steel cane glued with shards of glass from one of the girls of The Harem before rolling back into the ring!
Stew: Kevin is back in this with that glass-covered cane in hand as he immediately drives it into the body of a nearby Ross Vegas! Now Kevin drives it down into Anthony Leonhart! He’s just torturing whoever he possibly can by this point! He’s lost so much blood, I’m stunned he’s still even able to keep going in this, but he desperately wants that InterWire Championship shot! He’s willing to end the career of any one of these men to get it! He places the end of that cane in the throat of Ross Vegas, choking him!
Clock: 5…. 4… 3… 2… 1….
(“Tequila Sunrise” by Cypress Hill plays all throughout the arena as Raymundo Rhyse rushes out to the stage in blue and white attire with a thick glass chain)
Mercer: IN COMES ENTRANT NUMBER FIVE: RAYMUNDO RHYSE!! HE TOO RECENTLY CAME BACK TO EAW, AND HE’S JUST AS MUCH LOOKING TO MAKE A NEW NAME FOR HIMSELF BY BECOMING THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING! KEVIN IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR HIM WITH THAT CANE!! ANTHONY LEONHART WITH A CHOPBLOCK TO THE THE RIGHT LEG OF KEVIN FROM BEHIND!! KEVIN DROPS TO ONE KNEE AS RHYSE IMMEDIATELY CLOCKS HIM WITH A SHOT TO THE FACE FROM THAT GLASS CHAIN OF HIS!! KEVIN REFUSES TO GO DOWN LIKE THAT! HE ABSOLUTELY REFUSES! HE WRAPS A HAND IMMEDIATELY AROUND THE THROAT OF RHYSE, LOOKING TO CHOKE THE LIFE OUT OF HIM! ROSS VEGAS IS BACK UP AS HE NAILS KEVIN WITH A SUPERKICK! RHYSE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SECOND DEVASTATING SHOT TO THE JAW WITH THAT GLASS CHAIN!! DEVASTATION IS DOWN AS RHYSE TURNS HIS FOCUS TO LEONHART WITH A BIG SHOT! LEONHART DUCKS IT AND PUSHES RHYSE FORWARD!! ANOTHER LOUD SUPERKICK FROM ROSS VEGAS, THIS TIME TO RAYMUNDO RHYSE!!
Stew: Anthony Leonhart immediately turns a woozy Rhyse around, pulling him in! HE PICKS HIM UP! ADIEU TO FRANCE!!!! IT’S SUCCESSFUL THIS TIME AROUND AS RHYSE IS HIT WITH THAT VERTICAL SUPLEX SIDE SLAM, LANDING HIM HARD ON THE REMAINING SHARDS OF GLASS IN THE RING!! Rhyse may be out after that one! Ross Vegas seems to be fully back in this contest as he rushes Leonhart with a flurry of hard shots! Ross drags a still bloodied and battered Leonhart up, pulling him in! LOOKING FOR A PILEDRIVER RIGHT THERE INTO THE CANVAS!! ANTHONY’S FIGHTING IT WITH ALL THAT HE’S GOT LEFT IN HIM!! HE WON’T LET IT HAPPEN! BACK BODY DROP!! BACK BODY DROP CONNECTS AS ROSS GOES CRASHING HARD TO THE CANVAS!! BOTH MEN SCRAMBLE TO GET BACK TO THEIR FEET! BOTH IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAIN! ANTHONY REACHES FOR THAT GLASS-COVERED CANE KEVIN USED EARLIER! ROSS GRABS THE OTHER SIDE OF IT! BOTH MEN NOW FIGHTING FOR CONTROL OF THAT STEEL CANE COVERED IN GLASS! ROSS MAY HAVE GOTTEN THE YOU-KNOW-WHAT END OF THE STICK THERE AS HE GRABS THE SIDE WITH THE SHARDS OF GLASS, EACH ONE RIPPING AT THE FLESH OF HIS HANDS!!
Mercer: ANTHONY RIPS THE CANE AWAY FROM ROSS’ GRASP! HE SWINGS IT! HE NAILS ROSS IN THE MID-SECTION WITH THAT CANE! LARIAT!! ROSS WITH AN IMMEDIATE LARIAT THAT TURNS LEONHART INSIDE OUT!! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?! HE PULLED THAT ONE OUT OF NOWHERE, BUT THE DAMAGE IS DONE AS BLOOD RUNS DOWN HIS STOMACH AFTER THAT SHOT FROM THAT STEEL CANE!! Every single one of these men are bleeding from one limb or another! Every single one of them have put all they have to take control of this contest, but something’s gotta give! Drake Jaeger seems to be back on his feet on the outside as he yells at The Harem for a weapon! HE GETS A BASEBALL BAT COVERED IN GLASS NOW! THIS IS GETTING GOOD!! DRAKE ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING WITH THAT WEAPON IN HAND!
Stew: This may be going too far! DRAKE LOOKS OUT OF HIS DAMN MIND AS HE ACTS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO HIT A HOMERUN! ROSS IS UP!! DRAKE SWINGS WITH THAT BAT!!! SPINEBUSTER!! ROSS JUST BARELY CATCHES DRAKE WITH A BIG SPINEBUSTER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! Rhyse is back on his feet! He swings with a shot covered in that glass chain of his! Ross blocks it! HE SCOOPS RHYSE UP AND SLAMS HIM DOWN RIGHT ONTO JAEGER!! Ross is back in control here! He picks up that glass-covered bat! He’s got something sadistic of his own in mind! HE GETS TO THAT CORNER, CLIMBING UP! HE’S GOT THAT BAT IN HAND AS HE STALKS HIS PREY FROM THE TOP!! LOOK OUT!! DIVING ELBOW DROP!!!! ROSS VEGAS SUBSTITUTES AN ELBOW WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT AS HE DRIVES IT DOWN INTO BOTH DRAKE JAEGER AND RAYMUNDO RHYSE!!!
Clock: 5…. 4… 3… 2… 1…
(“No Problem” by Chance The Rapper plays all throughout the arena as Hurricane Hawk rushes out to the stage in his usual attire and two black bags in his hands)
Mercer: HERE WE GO! THE FINAL MAN IN THIS CONTEST, AND NOW ALL SUBMISSIONS AND PINFALLS ARE LEGAL! THE FIRST MAN TO GET EITHER WILL WIN THIS WHOLE SHEBANG!! HAWK IMMEDIATELY SLIDES INTO THE RING WITH THOSE BLACK BAGS OF HIS AS ROSS VEGAS IS BACK TO HIS FEET! HAWK IS IMMEDIATELY CAUGHT WITH A BIG KICK TO THE GUT! ROSS PULLS ONE OF THOSE BAGS AWAY FROM HURRICANE HAWK AND SWINGS IT RIGHT INTO HIS SKULL! ANOTHER HARD SHOT WITH THAT BAG! ANOTHER! HAWK IS WRITHING IN PAIN HERE! ROSS DRIVES THAT BAG ACROSS THE BACK OF HAWK AS IT RIPS OPEN, SPILLING OUT THOUSANDS OF SHARDS OF GLASS ALL ACROSS THE RING!!
Stew: THIS TURF JUST GOT THAT MUCH MORE DANGEROUS! HAWK DROPS THAT SECOND BAG PRESUMABLY FILLED WITH JUST AS MANY SHARDS OF GLASS AS ROSS PULLS HIM IN!! HE’S GOT HIM SET UP!! MY GOD–PILEDRIVER!!! A SICK, SICK PILEDRIVER CONNECTS ON HURRICANE HAWK AS HIS SKULL IS DRIVEN DOWN INTO THOSE SHARDS, IMMEDIATELY RIPPING HIM OPEN!!
Mercer: THAT MAY BE THE END OF THE NIGHT FOR OUR FINAL ENTRANT THERE AS ROSS SEEMS TO BE THE ONLY MAN LEFT STANDING! HE HAS A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO FINISH THIS! ROSS IMMEDIATELY COVERS HAWK!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!
Stew: IT’S BROKEN UP BY KEVIN DEVASTATION!! DEVASTATION REFUSES TO LET THIS END! HE REFUSES TO LOSE THIS! Ross immediately lays into Devastation, who fires back with shots of his own! Anthony Leonhart joins in on the fray as he throws shots of his own into Devastation and Vegas! A damaged Drake Jaeger crawls into the chaos with his own series of lefts and rights! All four men woozily struggle to get back to their feet as they lay into one another! Hawk drops to the outside, bleeding profusely as these four competitors go at it! ALL OF THEM ERUPTING INTO A STORM OF SHOTS!! ALL OF THEM LAYING INTO ONE ANOTHER! LEONHART TAKES OUT DRAKE WITH AN UPPERCUT! KEVIN DEVASTATION NAILS ROSS WITH A BIG BOOT! DEVASTATION AND LEONHART IMMEDIATELY START GOING AT IT, BRAWLING THERE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, SURROUNDED BY THIS WARGROUNDS THEY’VE CONTRIBUTED IN FILLED WITH SHATTERED GLASS AND BROKEN MEN!! LEONHART SEEMS TO BE TAKING CONTROL! HE SENDS KEVIN INTO THE ROPES WITH A JUMPING KNEE! SHADES OF EARLIER IN THIS CONTEST AS LEONHART CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR KEVIN!! KEVIN GRABS RHYSE’S GLASS CHAIN NEARBY HIM AND NAILS THE INCOMING LEONHART WITH IT! ANOTHER SHOT WITH THAT CHAIN CONNECTS! KEVIN WRAPS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF ANTHONY LEONHART!!
Mercer: KEVIN’S CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF THIS MAN! LEONHART PUSHES HIMSELF FORWARD WITH EVERY LAST BIT OF ENERGY HE’S GOT AS BOTH MEN GO OVER THE ROPES!! THEY BOTH CATCH THEMSELVES ON THE CANVAS AS LEONHART BARELY SAVES HIMSELF FROM BEING CHOKED OUT! THEY CLUTCH THE ROPES TO DRAG THEM BACK UP! KEVIN’S STILL GOT THAT CHAIN! LEONHART WITH A LOUD LEFT UPPERCUT TO KEVIN! HE PULLS THAT CHAIN AWAY! KEVIN RUSHES IN! HE’S NAILED WITH THE CHAIN! ANOTHER SHOT WITH THAT CHAIN! ANOTHER FROM LEONHART!! ANTHONY LEONHART DROPS THROUGH THE ROPES, BACK INTO THE RING AS KEVIN BARELY HANGS ONTO THE TOP ROPE TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM FALLING! LEONHART’S BACK UP! HE SWINGS THAT CHAIN INTO KEVIN! KEVIN’S FALTERING!! LEONHART SWINGS THE CHAIN ONE MORE TIME AS IT SHATTERS ACROSS THE SKULL OF KEVIN DEVASTATION!!! KEVIN GOES DROPPING LIKE A STONE TO THE OUTSIDE, BLEEDING ALL OVER THE PLACE!!
Stew: Anthony Leonhart is finally back in control in this contest! He’s got his pick of any one of his opponents, but he needs to act quickly! Anthony turns his focus to Ross Vegas as he grabs a hold of him, pulling him up! ANTHONY WANTS TO FINISH THIS! HE’S GOT HIM SET UP! ADIEU TO FRANCE!!!! DRAKE JAEGER WITH THAT SECOND BAG OF SHARDS!! JESUS CHRIST!!! DRAKE JAEGER PUTS THE ENTIRE BAG AROUND THE HEAD OF ANTHONY LEONHART!!! HE PUT THE WHOLE BAG OF BROKEN GLASS AROUND HIS SKULL!! LEONHART IS FRANTIC!! SUPERKICK!!! SUPERKICK FROM ROSS VEGAS TO THE BLINDED LEONHART AS HE DROPS TO HIS KNEES!! YAMCHA’D!!! A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL FROM DRAKE JAEGER!!! LEONHART IS DOWN! HE’S MOTIONLESS!! ROSS IMMEDIATELY TAKES DRAKE OUT WITH A BIG LARIAT!! HE KNOWS WHAT’S AT STAKE! HE’S GOT TO END IT HERE AND NOW!! HE PULLS DRAKE BACK UP!! ROYAL FLUSH!!!! THE ROYAL FLUSH CONNECTS!!! ROSS COVERS DRAKE!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!………..
Mercer: RHYSE BREAKS IT UP AS HE DRIVES THAT GLASS-COVERED BASEBALL BAT INTO THE SPINE OF ROSS VEGAS!! A WRITHING ROSS SHOOTS UP TO HIS KNEES IN PAIN!! LOAN SHARK!!! A BRUTAL BULL HAMMER CONNECTS TO ROSS FROM RHYSE!!! ROSS DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE AS RHYSE COVERS DRAKE!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……… TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!
Stew: DRAKE KICKS OUT! HE KICKS OUT JUST BEFORE THREE! HE’S STILL IN THIS! RHYSE LOOKS FURIOUS! HE WANTS TO FINISH THIS! HE WANTS A SHOT AT THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP! HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, STALKING THE BATTERED DRAKE JAEGER! HE’S PRACTICALLY SALIVATING HERE AS DRAKE STRUGGLES TO GET BACK UP! RHYSE STALKS HIS PREY! DRAKE IS UP AS RHYSE COMES CHARGING!! SPEAR!!!!!
Mercer: DEVIL TRIGGER!!!!! DRAKE JAEGER WITH THAT BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE INCOMING RHYSE OUT OF NOWHERE!!! DRAKE LOSES HIS BALANCE, BUT FALLS INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE TO KEEP HIM UP!! DRAKE IS STILL ALIVE!! HE’S NOT FINISHED JUST YET!! RHYSE IS SCRAMBLING AFTER TAKING THAT KNEE!! HE’S UP AGAINST THE OPPOSITE ROPES AS DRAKE FORCES HIMSELF FORWARD!! HE’S CHARGING!!! DEVIL TRIGGER!!!! A SECOND BICYCLE KNEE CONNECTS TO THE SIDE OF RHYSE’S SKULL AGAINST THE ROPES!!! HE PULLS RHYSE UP!! HE’S GOT HIM!! NOBLE PHANTASM!!!!! THAT BEAUTIFUL BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX FLIPPED INTO A SPIKE DDT PLANTS RHYSE INTO THE CANVAS AS DRAKE COVERS HIM!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!……….. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Final Boss” by contRoVersy plays all throughout the arena as The Harem jumps for joy and goes to help Drake in the ring while the Referee raises Drake’s right hand)
Announcer: The Winner of this contest by pinfall AND NEEEEEEEWWWW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP…. DRAKE JAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGEEERRRRRR!!!!
Mercer: That contest was every bit as brutal as we knew it could be, Stew, and I loved it! Wow!
Stew: These men put their LIVES on the line just for a shot at the InterWire Championship here tonight! They gave it all they had and put their bodies through agonizing pain as literally every single one of them is walking out of here with a laceration somewhere on their person!
Mercer: Absolutely! That was a heinous encounter between every single guy involved, and they all did everything they possibly could, but only one could walk out of here victorious tonight, and that happens to be the returning Drake Jaeger!
Stew: Agreed, a HUGE return for Drake Jaeger as he celebrates his victory with his… Valets.
(A still bloody and battered Drake Jaeger has two of the girls of The Harem help him walk as he proudly gloats)
Mercer: Congratulations to Drake Jaeger and his lovely Harem!
(The camera shows up in the doctor’s room where Jacob Senn sits on the chair with the doctor finishing up closing the wound in his head while Jacob holds the World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder and holds the back of his neck. The camera burst into the door with Michael Belfort following behind him with a microphone in hand.)
Michael Belfort: Jacob Senn, congratulations on becoming the new EAW World Heavyweight Champion and after you defeated Lucian Black to become the champion, Stew-O asked the question about how you will do what you said you would do in “burning Dynasty to the ground”?
Jacob Senn: I don’t need your congratulations, Mike. I don’t need anyone’s congratulations because I told each and every single one of you what was going to happen tonight. I told you that I was going to be the EAW World Heavyweight Champion. I told you that I would reveal what a disgrace Lucian Black truly was to this company and now, I’m the face of Dynasty. I got my trophy and now, I’m in the history books as your World Heavyweight Champion.
Michael Belfort: Another interesting situation happened after your match with Lucian Black, we saw the return of one of the biggest names in EAW history, The Heart Break Boy. He nailed you with an impressive Goldprint and made it clear that he wants the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. What do you have to say about that?
Jacob Senn: I have to say that on Dynasty, I’ll talk about that during my victory speech. However, I just went through so much destruction and carnage in that ring that I need to rest up because the man holding the biggest trophy now isn’t going to be some emotional loser that can’t handle the pressure, but he’s going to be THE FACE THAT RUNS THIS PLACE! LEARN IT, LIVE IT, AND LOVE IT, MIKE! FOR IT’S NOT CHANGING ANY TIME SOON! Now get out of here!
(Jacob Senn motions for Michael Belfort to get out of the doctor’s room and him and the cameraman leave the room while the camera fades away.)
(The camera returns back to ringside with the ring announcer standing in the ring surrounded by glass ropes.)
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IS A GLASS ROPES MATCH FOR THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!…
(The crowd erupts into cheer)
SG1: Tensions have really been running high for this match! From the stiff competition between Tarah Nova and Sheridan Müller to Kendra Shamez’ beef with both of these women, it’s become clear that the Specialists Championship isn’t just a fancy gimmick; THIS IS SERIOUS. Which is why all three of these women are competing tonight in the returning glass ropes match!
Starr: We haven’t seen this match in THREE years, that’s how brutal this kind of match is and it’s the reason we haven’t seen it again until now and you just know that these Vixens are going to put each other through hell. No matter who makes it out of this as Specialists Champion you just know all three of these women are going to be lucky to even escape this nightmare.
(“Heathens” by Twenty One Pilots hits on the P.A. System to a huge reaction filled mostly with loud cheers as Tarah Nova walks out to the ring with an air of confidence about her as she makes her way down the ramp.)
Announcer: INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM DETROIT MICHIGAN… REPRESENTING THE SIRENS, SHE IS THE LEADER OF THE VIXENS… TAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRAH NNNNOOOOOOOOOVAAAAA!!!
SG1: You know, I’m starting to buy this friendship between The Sirens less and less by the minute. If these Vixens supposedly “have each other’s backs” where the hell are they now?!
Starr: Don’t be so petty, SG1! Tarah Nova, Cailin Dillon and Aria Jaxon are in alignment, that much is true, but they’re also forces of nature in their own right! Tarah Nova can more than handle herself and her partners know that. If she needed them right now they’d be out here but they’re not. Just look at the confidence in her face, doesn’t that tell you enough?
SG1: Hmph. Fair enough. Go Tarah. (roll)
(“Surfacing” by Slipknot blasts as Sheridan Müller makes her way through the curtain to a myriad of both cheers and boos alike. She keeps her focus on Tarah Nova as she walks down the ramp with haste.)
Announcer: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT, FROM MUNICH GERMANY… SHE IS THE PERSONIFICATION OF GERMAN EFFICIENCY… SHEEEEEERIDAAAAAAAAAAN MÜÜÜÜÜÜÜLLEEEEEEEEER!!!
Starr: Sheridan Müller is looking the most focused I’ve seen her since her match against Cameron Ella Ava in the finals of the Vixens Cup Tournament, an accomplishment she still carries with her today, capable of cashing it in whenever she wishes. You have to think that if she gets screwed out of her opportunity here that she still has that plan B!
SG1: That’s definitely true, Starr. Whether it’s involvement by The Sirens or Kendra Shamez with yet another trick up her sleeve, they can’t keep their backs turned for too long because Sher is going to be there stalking them if they’re not careful… but who knows, today might just be her day and she may not even need that Vixens Cup to come out of this match as new Specialists Champion. I definitely think that’s a strong possibility!
Starr: I for one am not staying at this commentary table a moment longer if we dare let a GERMAN hold one of EAW’s prestigious championships. I would be absolutely disgusted–
(Starr is cut off as “We Hate Everyone” by K.Flay interrupts him and the crowd immediately responds with the loudest jeers they can muster. Kendra Shamez walks onto the stage and gives a smug smile to the audience before strolling towards the ring, keeping constant eye contact with Tarah and Sheridan, carrying the Specialists Championship over her shoulder.)
SG1: Thankfully our Specialists Champion is here to cut off any possibly bigoted speech from my broadcast partner but, judging by the look on her face, do you think she’s taking this match seriously enough?
Announcer: FINALLY, INTRODUCING FROM BUFFALO, NEW YORK… SHE IS THE OG VIXEN AND THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…. KEEEEEEEEEEENDRAAAAAAAAAA SSSSHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!
Starr: I think she’s taking it as seriously as she believes she needs to! This woman has won multiple championships and has had a storied career in EAW so naturally she believes that any Vixen who steps up to her, whether that be Tarah Nova, Sheridan Müller or whoever it may be is below her. Even something as little as her interrupting me is proof of that.
SG1: She’s definitely vain, I’ll give you that much.
(Kendra removes her championship from her shoulder and hands it over to the referee as he raises it up to the audience as the screen transitions to a Specialists Championship graphic. The crowd cheers in excitement. The referee hands the championship belt over to ringside and calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
SG1: The bell rings and immediately both challengers have their eyes set on the Specialists Champion… but she says she’s willing to take on all comers! Both women oblige and they seem to be slowly but surely backing her into a corner. She better stay clear from those ropes or this could be over sooner than expected! KENDRA LUNGES FORWARD WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO THE JAW OF SHERIDAN MÜLLER! AND ONE TO TARAH NOVA! SHE’S DOING HER DAMNEDEST TO TRY AND KEEP HER OPPONENTS AT BAY BUT THEY’RE CLOSING IN! SHERIDAN IS ABLE TO DUCK A FOREARM JUST IN TIME AND SHE USES ALL OF HER MIGHT TO GRAB KENDRA FOR THAT DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! ELBOW AFTER ELBOW THE FOREHEAD OF KENDRA SHAMEZ! Tarah pulls Sheridan off before she can do any real damage to the champion! The two of them now seem to be at odds and they’re sizing each other up as a slightly dazed Kendra looks on in the far corner of the ring. This is exactly what she wanted!
Starr: Of course it is, SG1! She wants these two to tear each other apart and that’s exactly what they’re doing! Sher with an American uppercut to Tarah– but Tarah spins away and locks the arms for the backslide before releasing her and she almost allows Sher to rise to her feet but she sends her back down to the mat with a big boot flush on the nose, sending Sheridan under the bottom rope and out of the ring! KENDRA SHAMEZ FROM BEHIND AS SHE PUSHES TARAH NOVA INTO THOSE GLASS-COVERED ROPES, SKIN MEETING FLESH FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH AND SHE ROLLS TARAH UP WITH THE SCHOOLGIRL ON THE REBOUND!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!
Starr: KENDRA ALMOST HAD THE WIN RIGHT OFF THE BAT AS SHE TAKES THE FORMER SPECIALISTS CHAMPION BY SURPRISE BUT IT’S GOING TO TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT TO TAKE OUT A VIXEN LIKE TARAH NOVA! TARAH IS FURIOUS THAT SHE ALMOST GOT CAUGHT LIKE THAT! TARAH WITH A SWIFT KICK TO THE ABDOMEN AS SHE MAKES A DDT ATTEMPT– BUT KENDRA GRABS TARAH BY THE WAIST FOR A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX– BUT THIS TIME TARAH REVERSES AND USES ALL HER WEIGHT TO PULL KENDRA FORWARDS AND ROLLS THROUGH!
SG1: Tarah has Kendra’s arms trapped and she’s just wailing on her! SHERIDAN IS BACK IN THE RING THOUGH AND SHE GIVES HER ADVERSARY A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE WITH THAT BIG BOOT! Tarah goes down and the German native turns her attention to the Specialists Champ… and delivers a devastating shoot kick to the chest! That’s gonna cause some bruising! Kendra has been on the receiving end very early on in this match but she’s showing no signs of giving up just yet as she grabs Sheridan under her knee and takes her down with the dragon screw! The Tigress however pounces straight back to her feet ONLY TO BE MET WITH A SPINE-SHIFTING POWERSLAM! AND NOW KENDRA GOES HIGH RISK AS SHE ATTEMPTS A LIONSAULT, JUST BARELY WITHSTANDING THE DAMAGE DONE TO HER HANDS BY THE GLASS!! SHE NAILS IT!
Starr: Kendra’s hands are already slightly bloodied from those ropes but it doesn’t seem to phase her! She’s intent on keeping that Specialists Championship tonight, no matter what the cost! She continues her offense with strong knees to the ribs and abdomen of Sheridan Müller! That’s smart as Sheridan’s greatest strength is arguably her extensive stamina and damage like this is going to make it increasingly difficult for her to breathe! Meanwhile while all of this has been going on Tarah Nova has taken to the outside and seems to be looking for a weapon of some kind! What has she grabbed from underneath the ring?! No way… that can’t be! That’s a barbed wire baseball bat– AND ON TOP OF THE BARBED WIRE IT’S RIDDLED WITH GLASS SHARDS! TARAH MUST HAVE BEEN KEEPING THIS UNDER THE RING FOR SAFEKEEPING! SHE SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING AND KENDRA IS NONE THE WISER AS TO WHAT’S GOING ON BEHIND HER BACK! SHE TURNS AROUND AND IMMEDIATELY TARAH SWINGS FOR THE CHAMPIONS GUT WITH AGGRESSION! KENDRA CAN BARELY BRING HERSELF TO SPEAK AS SHE LETS OUT A WHIMPER IN PAIN! TARAH HAS A SADISTIC LOOK OF RAGE ON HER FACE!
SG1: Kendra is barely standing but this isn’t going to stop Tarah from delivering the utmost pain… AND SHE SWINGS THE BAT DIRECTLY INTO HER STOMACH AGAIN! THE CHAMP FALLS TO HER KNEES AS SHE CAN BARELY HOLD HERSELF TOGETHER! AND… and Tarah drops the bat by her feet! What on Earth could she planning on doing next?! Hold on… she’s stalking the Specialists Champion! WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS! SHE PICKS KENDRA UP FOR THE MURDER CITY PLUNGE! SHERIDAN GRABS TARAH FROM BEHIND! SHERPLEX!!! SHERPLEX CONNECTS ON TARAH NOVA AS KENDRA SHAMEZ SIMULTANEOUSLY IS THE VICTIM OF AN INDIRECT SAMOAN DROP! SHER BRIDGES FOR THE PIN COUNT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! —–
KICKOUT!!!!!!
Starr: SOMEHOW, SOME WAY, TARAH NOVA KICKS OUT OF THE SHERPLEX!! SHERIDAN IS IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK! SHE IMMEDIATELY GETS BACK UP TO HER FEET AND KICKS THE BASEBALL BAT FROM OUT OF THE RING IN A FIT OF RAGE! She sees Tarah rising back to her feet and rushes back over– AND IS MET WITH THE CRAZED DAZE! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS AND BOTH WOMEN COLLAPSE TO THE MAT! That was pure instinct on Tarah Nova’s part as she barely managed to stop the efficiency of Sheridan Müller dead in it’s tracks. Kendra appears to be the only one who knows where she is now and she’s calculating her next action carefully. Sheridan is the first one up to her feet, that Crazed Daze by Tarah Nova seemingly not enough to take her out for good just yet in this match but she has no idea what she has in store for her! Hell, neither do we!
SG1: Kendra has sauntered over to the corner and she seems to be trying to remove the turnbuckle pad… and she pulls out a pair of brass knuckles! I guess Tarah Nova wasn’t the only one to come prepared tonight and Kendra’s sizing up Sher who has no idea where she is right now! KENDRA THROWS A MASSIVE PUNCH BUT SHERIDAN STUMBLES UNDER IT, JUST BARELY KEEPING HER HEAD ON HER SHOULDERS! KENDRA SPINS AROUND FOR ANOTHER ATTEMPT BUT SHERIDAN GRABS HER ARM! CROSS ARMLOCK!! SHERIDAN LOCKS THE SUBMISSION IN ON THE CHAMPION AND SHE HAS NOWHERE TO GO! THERE ARE NO ROPE BREAKS! EVEN IF THERE WAS, THOSE ROPES ARE DEADLY! HER ONLY ESCAPE NOW IS TO TRY AND FORCE HER WAY OUT OR HOPE THAT TARAH NOVA CAN COME IN FOR THE SAVE!
Starr: There might be NO escape, SG1! Sheridan has that cinched in and she’s showing no signs of letting up! The champ may just have to tap if she wants to leave with both of her arms– BUT I MAY HAVE JUST JINXED IT THERE AS TARAH COMES IN AND BREAKS UP THE SUBMISSION! Kendra rolls out of the ring to recover, still keeping those brass knuckles tight in her fist as the Murder City Vixen takes the fight to Sher! She grabs the German in a front facelock but Sher uses what strength she has left to ram Tarah into the opposing turnbuckles! Tarah responds by slamming Sheridan’s face into the buckle that had previously been exposed! AND NOW SHE TRIES TO RUN SHERIDAN’S FACE ACROSS THE ROPES! SHERIDAN GRABS A TIGHT HOLD OF THE ROPES WITH BOTH HANDS, THE GLASS SHARDS CUTTING INTO HER PALMS BUT THIS HAS TO BE A BETTER FATE THAN LITERALLY COMING FACE TO FACE WITH THOSE GRUESOME ROPES! Tarah is still trying to force Sheridan’s face down but I don’t think either Vixen has much strength left! Sheridan with a back elbow to her opponent’s abdomen! Another! Another! Tarah is forced to release Sher’s head and this gives Sher the space she needs to send a message to her rival!
SG1: She nails a European uppercut!
Starr: AMERICAN.
SG1: Tarah stumbles and collapses in the corner… AND THIS HAS SET HER UP PERFECTLY! SHERIDAN’S PACING BACKWARDS! SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE’S GOING FOR NEXT! CANNONBALL SENTON!! TARAH’S FACE MAY HAVE JUST BEEN TURNED TO MUSH! SHERIDAN GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!
Starr: THAT’S STILL NOT ENOUGH TO TAKE OUT TARAH NOVA! SHE HAS TOO MUCH LEFT IN THE TANK TO LET THIS BE THE END OF HER! Tarah is barely conscious but she’s still trying to pull herself back up to her feet meanwhile Sheridan is livid! She’s done everything in her power to try and end this and it hasn’t been enough! She’s pacing in the ring, trying to gather her thoughts and decide what to do next but Tarah just won’t stay– KENDRA MAY HAVE JUST KNOCKED OUT SHERIDAN MÜLLER RIGHT THEN AND THERE WITH THAT PUNCH! THE BRASS KNUCKLES FINALLY COME INTO EFFECT AS SHE CATCHES HER GERMAN CHALLENGER OFF GUARD! TARAH PULLS HERSELF BACK UP TO HER FEET AND SHE TOO IS VICTIMIZED BY KENDRA SHAMEZ! BOTH VIXENS ARE DOWN AND OUT FOR THE COUNT, SOMETHING KENDRA LOOKS TO PROVE AS SHE GOES FOR THE PIN ON TARAH!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
KICKOUT!!!!!!
SG1: TARAH KICKS OUT! KENDRA CAN’T BELIEVE IT! SHE GOES FOR THE COVER ON SHERIDAN NOW!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
KICKOUT!!!!!!
SG1: SHERIDAN HAD TOO MUCH TIME TO RECOVER AND SHE KICKS OUT AT TWO AND THREE QUARTERS AND IT SEEMS KENDRA HAS HAD ENOUGH! SHE’S DRILLING HER FIST DIRECTLY INTO SHER’S RIBCAGE OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! SHE’S GOING TO BREAK SOMETHING REAL SOON AND SHE’S TAKING ADVANTAGE OF SHERIDAN’S BRUISED BODY WITH THAT CAMEL CLUTCH! SHER’S NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO TAKE IT MUCH LONGER AS KENDRA CONTINUES TO PUNCH THOSE WEAKENING RIBS WITH THE SUBMISSION LOCKED IN TIGHTLY! Kendra’s shuffling now though… what could she be trying to do?! Sher’s using this chance to try and scramble out of the submission and pulls herself up to her hands and knees– but Kendra hooks the leg over and grabs her arm! KENDRA HAS THE SUNSET PEAK LOCKED IN! THIS IS IT!! SHERIDAN’S GOING TO TAP OUT TO THE SUNSET PEAK!! KENDRA CAN SEE HER HAND RAISED READY TO TAP TO THE SUBMISSION HOLD AND SHE HAS A WIDE GRIN SPREAD ACROSS HER FACE– BUT SHERIDAN SOMEHOW MANAGES TO ROLL THROUGH AND ESCAPES UNDER THE ROPES!
Starr: Sheridan barely escapes but she’s expended the last of her energy! Kendra is in absolute shock as the idea of anyone escaping that devastation hold was unfounded to her! She scrambles up– RUDE AWAKENING!!! TARAH NOVA WITH THAT TEETH-SHATTERING CURB STOMP ON KENDRA SHAMEZ! SHE’S OUT COLD! TARAH WITH THE LATERAL PRESS NOW!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
KICKOUT!!!!!!
Starr: A MILLISECOND FROM DEFEAT, KENDRA SHAMEZ SOMEHOW KICKS OUT TO RETAIN HER CHAMPIONSHIP FOR NOW!! Kendra falls to the outside, whether that’s through strategy or just straight up instinct we don’t know but it’ll save her from losing her championship for now! Sheridan is still recovering on the outside, her ribs and back still swollen and bruised as Tarah also makes her way to ringside. Things could get even more hellacious if these three Vixens stay out here for too long! Tarah can see Kendra’s limp, almost lifeless body but she’s not interested in the champ anymore. Throughout this whole match Sheridan Müller has been able to escape her grasp and now she finally has the chance to send her on a one way ticket back to Germany! The referee sees this as a chance to clean up all the blood that has been left behind by both Sheridan and Kendra now but Tarah snaps her attention to him with a wicked scowl on her face.
SG1: Tarah turns her attention back to Sher and right on time as the self professed leader of the Vixens division slams Sheridan’s face right on to the steel steps! There’s no give in those whatsoever, just brittle bone meeting cold steel! Tarah slams her over and over until she’s almost certain that Sheridan can’t stand on her own two feet and drags her up onto the apron! She pulls Sher up to her feet… AND IS GRABBED BY HER HAIR AND THRUST FACE FIRST STRAIGHT INTO THE TOP RING ROPE! SHERIDAN SCRAPES TARAH’S FOREHEAD AGAINST THE CHIPS OF GLASS AND SHE’S BLEEDING LIKE A STUCK PIG!! TARAH’S LITERALLY SEEING RED AS BLOOD OOZES DOWN HER FACE! SHER WITH THE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX INTO THE RING POST AND MY GOD, TARAH MAY BE SERIOUSLY HURT AFTER THAT AS SHE COLLAPSES ON TO THE STEEL STEPS AND DOWN TO THE THIN PADDING!!
Starr: Kendra has barely pulled herself back in the ring but Sheridan isn’t giving her any time to breath! She’s back on the offense now with a stiff clothesline sending the Specialists Champion down to the mat! She hits a second! Kendra still forces herself back up and Sher whips her rebounding off of the ropes with incredible force! Kendra screams in pain from the sharp glass digging into her spine and Sheridan catches her with a belly to belly suplex! She barely pulls herself back up to her feet as you can tell she’s on her last legs! Sher needs to find a way to finish this and finish it fast! Kendra gathers herself near the ropes BUT SHERIDAN SHOVES HER FRONT FIRST INTO THE RING ROPES!! CHAOS THEORY RELEASE SHERPLEX!!! SHE SENDS KENDRA ALL WAY TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING AND DROPS HER NECK AND BACK ONTO THE GLASS-COVERED ROPES!!! SHERIDAN’S UP TO HER FEET WITH NEW FOUND ADRENA– EVISCERATION!!???
Starr: THE HEART BREAK GAL HAS JUST RUN INTO THE RING AND HIT THE EVISCERATION ON SHERIDAN MÜLLER!! THIS WAS SHERIDAN’S MOMENT!! THIS WAS HER CHANCE TO BECOME SPECIALISTS CHAMPION AND THE HEART BREAK GAL HAS JUST DESTROYED HER HOPES AND DREAMS FOR THE SAKE OF HER FRIEND!! A HALF-CONSCIOUS KENDRA SHAMEZ IS BARELY DRAGGING HERSELF TO THE CENTER OF THE RING FOR THE PINFALL!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION…. KEEEEEEEEEEENDRAAAAAAAAAA SSSSHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEZ!!!!!!
SG1: THE HEART BREAK GAL HAS JUST SAVED HER BEST FRIEND FROM IMMINENT DEFEAT AND NOW KENDRA SHAMEZ IS STILL YOUR SPECIALISTS CHAMPION! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!
Starr: WHO CARES? THAT DIRTY GERMAN DIDN’T GET TO TOUCH AMERICAN GOLD AND THAT’S WHAT MATTERS! I DON’T CARE HOW IT WAS DONE, I COULDN’T BE HAPPIER AT THE RESULT!
(The crowd immediately causes an uproar at the result of the match as kneeling and bloody Kendra Shamez is handed her Specialists Championship with the Heart Break Gal eagerly waiting by her side. She raises her championship up in victory and gives a light-headed yet arrogant smile as EMTs tend to Tarah Nova on the outside and check on Sheridan Müller who is still unconscious.)
(The camera transitions backstage to a reluctant-looking Max A. Million in a suit with a microphone in hand)
Max: T-Thank you all for joining me… As you know, tonight has been… Well, it’s been a very–
???: Come on! Just lift me up! You can’t possibly be that weak!
Max: It’s been a very hellacious night, you could say… We’ve seen–
???: LIFT! LIFT!
Max: I’m sorry, do you need help or something?
(The camera pans to the left to show Drake Jaeger – still in his wrestling attire and sweaty with bandages over his minor cuts and lacerations – trying to climb up onto the shoulders of the girls of The Harem)
Drake: GET that camera off of me! I said to wait until I’m triumphantly brought into view!
(Max sighs)
Max: I’m sorry, but we sort of have a time limit to these. Do you think we could just–
Drake: What?
(Drake stops trying to climb onto the shoulders of The Harem and makes his way over to an uncomfortable-looking Max)
Drake: Do I think we could just what, Max?
Max: …. I-I just think, you know, maybe–
Drake: Oh, I see. You just think, you know, maybe. I feel like you’re not getting all of the words out. Let me help. You think we should, just, YOU KNOW, hurry this up, right?
(Max slowly nods as Drake stares at him)
Drake: Hurry this up. Hurry this up…. Do you know what THIS is, Max?
Max: I don’t know, a–
Drake: WRONG. It’s a celebration! We’re celebrating! In case you were too busy jerking off to the Vixens match, I should probably let you know that I TOO was in a match, and you know what? I won it. Are you proud of me, Max? You don’t look proud.
Max: … Yes.
Drake: Yes what?
Max: Yes, I’m… Proud.
Drake: No, say “I’m PROUD of you, Drake.” We’re old friends, right? Don’t I deserve just a little bit of respect from you of all people?
Max: ……. I’m proud of you… Drake.
(Drake shakes his head, disappointed)
Drake: I don’t believe you.
(Max remains silent)
Drake: I fought tooth and nail to get back here and make this triumphant return and victory. I busted my ass in the gym. I did yoga. I did crossfit. I did squats and thrusts! I DID KEGELS! But you… You just don’t care, do you? You’re so preoccupied with the past that you just can’t find it in yourself to be HAPPY for me. Get on your knees.
Max: What?
Drake: Your knees. Get on them. Beg for my forgiveness.
(Max looks at the camera man with a confused expression)
Drake: I SAID GET ON YOUR KNEES! GET ON YOUR F*CKING KNEES!
(A frightened Max starts to drop to his knees)
Drake: Jesus Christ, Max, I’m KIDDING!
(Drake pulls Max up, putting an arm around him with a big smile on his face)
Drake: Pull the pad out of your ass, Maxi! It’s a HAPPY day! It’s a WONDERFUL day! I just beat a bunch of people I’ve already forgotten and got a shot at the Interpromotional Championship! I don’t know about you, but I’m freakin’ ecstatic! Look at these girls, Max! Look at them!
(Drake moves the camera to the happy members of The Harem)
Drake: Look how happy they are!
(Drake moves the camera back on himself and Max)
Drake: I think we all learned a valuable lesson here tonight. No matter how many tables you put me through or weapons you hit me with or RASSLIN you use – it’s just not good enough. Five men put everything on the table, and I got the pleasure of taking it from them, Max, but that’s NOTHING compared to what’s to come. OOOHHHH YEEEAAAHH, as my good friend Ross Vegas would say. The best is yet to come, because be it the Mexican or the Irishman or really anyone else, I got a guaranteed Title shot. I don’t care which one it is that walks out with the Title by the end of the night, because they’re just keeping it warm for me. Go ahead and call that ignorance. Call me a foolish man. I’m gonna keep taking everything you people hold so valuable and throwing right there on the f*cking ground, and not to send some kinda message. I don’t want to take over this place and or enforce any ideals or some bullshit like that. I just like it. I get off on pissing you people off, and there’s no greater high than winning when you all put your fat little hands up in the air and cheer on whoever’s in front of me. I love it.
(Drake shrugs)
Drake: I’m not gonna lie, I won’t be watching this match for this Title I’m about to take. I don’t need to. I don’t want to. I don’t care who wins, I don’t care who loses. I don’t need to scout anyone. I’m the best. I don’t need to work at it. You know who worked at being the best? Every single asshole I just beat here tonight! Every piece of trash that walks these halls, constantly falling flat on their faces! Constantly wondering why they’re just not good enough, and I’m the guy with the balls to tell you the answer to that question: YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE ME! WHAT A NIGHT!
(Drake loudly slaps Max on the back before walking off, celebrating with The Harem as they can be heard down the hall as Max looks on)
(The camera returns to the ring with the massive crowd all ready for the next battle to be waged! The titantron is shown with http://i.imgur.com/NA85QNn.png being shown… the crowd gives out a bosterous cheer for the match that is about to go down while the camera turns over to Stew-O and Jake Mercer!)
Stew-O: It’s time for the Interwire Championship Match! You have the current Interwire Champion in TLA defending his championship against the man that looks to repeat history and win his second championship at House of Glass, Tig Kelly! These men fight for pride and championship glory inside a Glass Rules Match!
Jake Mercer: Both of them will do everything possible to be able to be called EAW Interwire Champion, but only one will be able to walk out with the championship in their possession! Instead of talking more about it, let’s get ready to go at it!
Ring Announcer: The following contest is A GLASS RULES MATCH… FOR THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! There are no disqualifications, no count-outs, and all glass weapons are legal! The only way to win is by pinfall or submission!
(“Wild Eyes” by Parkway Drive blasts from the speakers as Tig Kelly steps out with brand new jacket as he turns around to show a target on the back, shattered like glass, with the words “The Ender” emblazoned on it when he turns to face the crowd and taunts before walking to the ring.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing the challenger, he is from Galway, Ireland… he weighs in at 212 pounds… “The Ender” TIIIGGGGG KEELLLLLLLYYYYY!!!
Stew-O: Tig Kelly tonight looks to repeat history! Last year at House of Glass, he struck gold against a man that was undefeated and now, he looks to do the same in being crowned the new champion by dethroning one of the most talented individuals on the entire Dynasty roster! The question is, will he be able to do it?
Jake Mercer: If anyone can dethrone TLA, it will be this man in my honest opinion, because of what I know he’s able to do in that ring! Tig Kelly has the potential to be the next world champion, the potential to make something of himself, but he needs to start taking those opportunities and showing why he’s the future of this company!
(“Ambitionz Az A Ridah” by Tupac hits the speakers as a car horn is heard to where a low rider arrives from the side of the stage, bouncing up and down, with spinning golden rims on the side before it stops with TLA stepping out in his ring gear with the EAW Interwire Championship around his waist with the crowd in a standing ovation for him and his fans, before stepping on the stage and taunting to the crowd.)
Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent, he is from The Poon Palace in Miami, Florida… weighing in at 220 pounds… he is THE EAW INNNNNTTTEEEERRRRRWIIIIRRRRREEEE CHHHHAAAAMMMPPPIIIOOOONNNN… “The Feastin’ Fighter”… “The Beastin’ Badass”… “La Sexual Pantera” TTT-LLL-AAA!!!
Jake Mercer: THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION IS HERE AND LET ME TELL YOU, HE’S COMING IN STYLE! A low rider being brought into the ring? Man, that’s definitely going to be a highlight of the night, Stew! I can’t believe he brought that!
Stew-O: TLA has always been a man that has been regarded of having a lot of flair to him, but tonight, it’s all about that EAW Interwire Championship he has around his waist! TLA wants to represent this division with all of the class and prestige it deserves and that’s definitely what we’ll get in this match tonight!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Here we are! It’s our Interwire Championship Match and both Tig Kelly and TLA both look to be ready for a fight here tonight! Tig stands up out of his corner right as TLA starts to walk forward with both men deciding to shake one another’s hand! What a show of respect between these two! No matter what happens in this match, the pain and suffering they will give to one another, it is known that these two men to share a respect for another’s talents! WAIT! TLA ROLLS DOWN TO THE FLOOR AND BRINGS HIM DOWN ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE ROLL-UP PIN!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Jake Mercer: TIG KELLY QUICKLY KICKS OUT OF THE PIN AND ROLLS BACK TO HIS FEET WHEN TLA HOLDS HIS HANDS BACK! TLA starts to trying to talk down Tig, talking about how he really can’t blame him, but I don’t think Tig is taking any of it! Tig rushes in LOOKING FOR THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE OF TLA! TLA DUCKS UNDER THE KICK AND TURNS AROUND TO STRIKE WITH THE JAB STRAIGHT IN HIS JAW! Tig teeters back as TLA pulls him in LIFTING HIM UP IN THE AIR FOR THE VERTICAL SUPLEX! HE DROPS TIG KELLY STRAIGHT ON HIS BACK AS HE ROLLS TIG ON HIS SHOULDERS FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!…
Stew-O: TIG KELLY POPS HIS SHOULDER UP AS IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO GET HIM DOWN! TLA stands up and taunts to the crowd to get them all riled up before he rolls to the outside, looking under the ring, scavenging around until HE GRABS A GLASS CHAIR FROM THE RING AND SLIDES IT INSIDE THE RING! TLA rolls back into the ring himself with Tig starting to stand back up LANDING A HUGE GUT KICK TO HIS STOMACH! TLA grabs Tig by the head and starts to pull him up to his feet BUT TIG NAILS HIM WITH A MASSIVE ELBOW STRIKE TO THE FACE! TLA reels back from the blow as Tig starts to lay into his legs and body with the leg kick combination!
Jake Mercer: TLA starts to step into the ropes until Tig Kelly grabs him to throw him down to the canvas with the snapmare! Tig rushes the ropes RETURNING WITH A HUGE PENALTY KICK STRAIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF TLA! TLA COULD FEEL THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HIM WITH THAT MASSIVE KICK TO THE CHEST AND ROLLS AROUND ON HIS STOMACH WHILE TIG KELLY TURNS AROUND AND GRABS TLA BY THE WAIST! COULD HE BE LOOKING FOR IT? HE LOOKS TO THROW TLA BACK WITH THE DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX!
Stew-O: TIG KELLY LIFTS TLA UP… BUT TLA DROPS DOWN ON HIS FEET AND THROWS A BACK ELBOW TO SEND TIG REELING BACK FROM THE BLOW! TLA turns around and grabs Tig Kelly LAUNCHING HIM WITH FEROCIOUSNESS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! TIG HITS THE TURNBUCKLE HARD WITH ON HIS CHEST AND STOMACH AS HE STUMBLES BACK! TLA RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND ON HIS OPPONENT! YOU’RE DONE! JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! COULD THIS BE IT? TLA HOOKS TIG KELLY BY THE LEG IN HOPES OF ENDING THIS CONTEST BEFORE ANY GLASS WEAPONS ARE NEEDED!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!
Jake Mercer: NO WAY JOSE! TIG KELLY KICKS OUT OF THE PIN ATTEMPT, STILL HAVING THE DESIRE TO FIGHT IN THIS MATCH! TLA isn’t going to let that slide as he stands on his feet and takes a few steps back while he waits for Tig to get back to his feet! Tig rolls on his hands and knees and starts to stand up WHEN TLA RUSHES IN FOR THE SUPERKICK TO KNOCK HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF HIS SHOULDERS! TIG DUCKS RIGHT UNDER THE SUPERKICK AND WRAPS HIS HANDS AROUND THE WAIST OF TLA! GERMAN SUPLEX! TIG DROPS TLA RIGHT ON HIS NECK AND SHOULDERS ONTO THE CANVAS! TIG DOESN’T HOLD HIM DOWN FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT, HOWEVER!
Stew-O: No, Tig Kelly seems to have some other plans in mind than to end things like this! Tig steps out through the middle rope onto the apron as he rushes to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top! Tig stands tall on the top LOOKING TO MAKE THE LEAP FOR THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP STRAIGHT INTO THE HEART OF TLA! WHOA! TLA QUICKLY JUMPS TO HIS FEET BEFORE TIG CAN MAKE THE JUMP AS HE RUSHES TO THE TURNBUCKLE HE’S ON! STEP-UP TURNBUCKLE ENZIGURI! TLA STEPS UP TO THE TOP RUNG AND ROCKS TIG WITH THE ENZIGURI WHEN TIG FALLS RIGHT OFF THE TOP AND DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR! WHAT A SPILL FROM THE ENDER!
Jake Mercer: TLA stands back to his feet and watches Tig Kelly crawl over to the announce table as he starts to taunt to the crowd to get them riled up! Tig starts to get back to his feet when TLA rushes the ropes FLYING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH THE SUICIDE DIVE! PANTHER PLUNGE! WATCH OUT, GUYS! WE HAVE A FLYING TACO STRAIGHT FROM MEXICO COMING TO HIT TIG WITH ALL THE SPICE! TLA HITS ALL OF THE SUICIDE DIVE AS TIG IS FLUNG BACK INTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! TIG ROCKS OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE HARD WITH HIS BACK AS TLA JUST STANDS ON HIS FEET AND TAKES IT ALL IN!
Stew-O: TLA grabs Tig Kelly by the head and looks over to the barricade before lifting him on his feet LAUNCHING HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE TO CAUSE MORE DAMAGE TO HIM! NO! TIG SPINS AROUND AND PULLS TLA IN FOR THE RIPCHORD ELBOW! HARD SHOT TO THE JAW OF TLA AS HE’S FORCED BACK INTO THE BARRICADE! TIG KELLY HAS TAKEN THE ADVANTAGE AS NOW THE BALL IS IN HIS COURT! Tig strikes with another elbow into the face and grabs his head DRIVING IT INTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE BARRICADE! Tig keeps TLA in his hands and hooks him under his arm DROPPING HIM ONTO THE BARRICADE WITH THE FRONT SUPLEX! TLA LANDS STRAIGHT ONTO HIS STOMACH AS HE IS LEFT DANGLING ON THE BARRICADE! Tig steps back BEFORE STRIKING WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF TLA TO SEND HIM FLYING OUT INTO THE CROWD!
Jake Mercer: The action has now spilled into the crowd with Tig Kelly jumping the barricade while TLA is trying to keep his distance from The Ender as he runs up the steps! Tig catches him from behind POUNDING HIS FACE INTO THE RAILING BEFORE THROWING HIM INTO THE CROWD! THE RABID FANS CATCH ONE OF THEIR FAVORITE DYNASTY ELITISTS AS HE STARTS TO GO THROUGH THE CROWD TO ESCAPE TIG KELLY! Tig chases after TLA like how Donald Trump would love to chase TLA’s familia out of our country, until they reach the steps once again WHERE TIG CATCHES HIM WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!
Stew-O: TLA flies back into the railing and Tig Kelly grabs him by the head LIFTING HIM UP AND DRAPING HIS FEET ON THE STEPS RAILING! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE DDT ON THE CONCRETE STEPS! NOPE! TLA DROPS DOWN TO THE STEPS AND STRIKES WITH PUNCHES AND ELBOWS INTO THE STOMACH! HE SPINS TIG AROUND AND HOOKS HIM BY HIS ARMS! PANTHERPLEX! TIGER SUPLEX STRAIGHT INTO THE STEPS RAILING! TIG IS DRIVEN STRAIGHT ON HIS NECK AND SHOULDERS! TLA HAS HIM NOW WHERE HE WANTS HIM AS HE PULLS HIMSELF UP FROM THE WRECKAGE OF THAT MOVE! I THINK TLA EVEN DENTED THE RAILING BECAUSE OF THAT!
Jake Mercer: TLA grabs Tig Kelly by his head and throws him down the stairs to make his way back to the ring! Tig tumbles down the concrete stairs and reaches the bottom while TLA follows and picks him back up! TLA tosses Tig straight into the barricade before taunting to the crowd RUNNING IN FOR THE RUNNING SENTON INTO HIM ON THE BARRICADE! THE BARRICADE COLLAPSES UNDER THE WEIGHT OF BOTH TIG AND TLA AS IT LOOKS LIKE A CAR CRASH AFTER THIS! TLA ROLLS BACK TO HIS FEET AND STARTS TALKING SMACK ONCE MORE WHILE TIG ROLLS AROUND ON THE FLOOR IN PAIN! TLA grabs Tig by the head and pulls him up before tossing him straight back into the ring and then looking under the ring to bring some more toys into the equation! He slides in a glass chair, glass pane, pulls out a cloth bag and places it in the corner, with finally pulling out a large glass table before setting it in the ring!
Stew-O: TLA rolls back into the ring while Tig Kelly is still recovering from the abuse he has taken from the EAW Interwire Champion and starts to set up the glass table near the turnbuckle! TLA finally gets it set up and turns around to see Tig starting to get back to his feet NAILING HIM WITH A STOMP TO THE SPINE TO DROP HIM BACK TO THE FLOOR! TLA pulls him straight back up to his feet with something devious in mind BUT TIG SURPRISES HIM WITH A HIGH ROUNDHOUSE TO THE JAW FOLLOWED UP BY A KNEE STRIKE TO THE MOUTH! TLA IS DAZED AND CONFUSED AS HE STUMBLES AROUND THE RING! Tig walks over and picks up the glass pane before turning behind TLA PULLING HIM BY HIS SHOULDERS AS HE DROPS HIM ON HIS KNEES WITH THE GLASS PANE IN BETWEEN! BACKSTABBER WITH THE PANE OF GLASS! GREAT MERCY! HAVING GLASS SHARDS DIG INTO YOUR SPINE LIKE THAT, IT COULD PUT ANYONE AWAY! TIG TURNS TLA BACK ON HIS SHOULDERS AS HE HOPES TO PUT HIM AWAY FOR THE VICTORY!
Referee: ONNNEEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!…
Jake Mercer: TLA GETS THE SHOULDER UP IN TIME! HE IS DOING WHATEVER HE CAN TO NOT LOSE HIS EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP TONIGHT! Tig Kelly slams his fist into the mat for he believed that he would be crowned the next Interwire Champion right there! Tig stands back to his feet and grabs TLA with him SLAMMING HIS HEAD INTO THE GLASS TABLE BEFORE THROWING HIM ON THE GLASS TABLE! Tig walks through the middle rope and makes his climb up to the top rope! What’s Tig Kelly thinking about doing right here? He stands on the top rope and looks out to the cheering crowd LEAPING IN THE AIR FOR THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! BOTH BOOTS OF TIG DRIVE THROUGH THE CHEST OF TLA WITH HIM BEING SENT RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE WITH SHARDS PIERCING HIS SKIN! TIG TURNS AROUND AND DROPS ON TLA FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT RIGHT HERE!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!
Stew-O: NO! TLA WAS KICKS OUT AT THE NICK OF TIME WITH TIG KELLY HAVING A LOOK OF DISBELIEF WASH OVER HIS FACE! TIG IS SO CLOSE TO BECOMING THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION AND HE JUST NEEDS TO GIVE ANOTHER PUSH TO ATTAIN THAT GOAL! Tig grabs TLA by the head and hoists him up on her feet HOOKING HIM BY THE NECK AS HE LOOKS TO END IT WITH THE KILL CONFIRMED! CUTTER TO KICK IT OFF! NO! TLA SPINS OUT AND HOOKS HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS! THIS COULD BE IT! MEXICAN DESTROYER! FRONT-FLIP PILEDRIVER! TLA SPIKES TIG KELLY ON HIS HEAD WITH THE PILEDRIVER AND GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Referee: ONNNEEE!!!… TWWWOOO!!!… THHHRRREEE!
Jake Mercer: YES! YES! TIG KELLY IS ABLE TO KICK OUT OF THE PIN! TLA IS STUNNED! HE’S CURSING IN SPANISH TO THE REFEREE ABOUT THE KICK OUT FROM THE PIN, BUT THE REFEREE IS LETTING HIM KNOW THAT HE DIDN’T GET THE WIN! TLA turns around and grabs the glass chair with a cocky smile arising from his face! TLA has something in mind and I don’t know what it is, but it’s gotta be bad with that chair on his mind! He goes over and wraps the glass chair around the arm of Tig PULLING IT BACK AS HE LOCKS HIM IN THE CROSSED PATHS WITH THE CHAIR WEDGED BETWEEN HIS ARM! THE CROSS ARMBREAKER JUST LOOKS PAINFUL AS TIG IS HOWLING IN PAIN FROM THIS! TIG SCRATCHES AND CLAWS TO TRY AND TO FIND AN ESCAPE, BUT I THINK HE CAN’T GET OUT! THE PAIN IS TOO UNBEARABLE FOR HIM! TIG HAS TO SUBMIT! HE TAPS OUT! HE TAPS! HE TAPS!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner AND STTTTIIIIILLLLLLLLL EAW INNNNNTTTEEEERRRRRWIIIIRRRRREEEE CHHHHAAAAMMMPPPIIIOOOONNNN… TTT-LLL-AAA!!!
Jake Mercer: TLA has done it! Tig Kelly could not reach the dream that he was hoping for, but man did he put up a fight! This match was an incredible Interwire Championship Match and it showed why it’s one of the prized titles in EAW and Dynasty!
Stew-O: TLA continues to prove why he’s the man of the hour, why he’s the champion and he will continue to reign, but the next challenge is already laid out before him with Drake Jaeger! Soon, that will be the man that he must face to defend his championship and when will that be? Only time will tell!
(TLA takes his EAW Interwire Championship from the referee before holding it high in the air with the crowd fully behind him as he helps Tig Kelly up to his feet and raises his hand too, showing a respect between both men for the battle they have just given one another in the ring.)
(The camera pans backstage to show the EAW Unified Tag Team Championship laying on a red-cloth pedestal with the camera panning back to show Sebastian Monroe standing beside the pedestal with a smile on his face.)
Sebastian Monroe: There are multiple announcements that I have for tonight, but I’m going to start with a shocking one. Last night, I got off the phone with the former EAW Tag Team Champion Jamie O’Hara. Due to contract negotiations falling through, Jamie O’Hara has been released from his EAW contract and revoked of his title opportunity that he earned at Territorial Invasion. Now, to the situation about these prestigious titles, and what will happen to them.
The tag team championships are an integral piece to the machine that is Elite Answers Wrestling. It represents a bond between two men that are strong enough to rule an entire division! It puts a spotlight on people that if not before, might not have gotten the opportunity to showcase those skills, and make their way to the top of the food chain! That’s what we want to do for the tag team division, bring forth a showcase for them to show us what they have. That’s why starting now, we will hold sign-ups for tag teams to take part in the return of the Tag Team Grand Prix that will begin on the first show after Shock Value! The finals will be held at Road to Redemption and the winner of this tournament WILL BE CROWNED OUR BRAND NEW EAW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! So, if you want to add a notch to your belt or you’re an aspiring tag team that wants to prove that you are the best in the world, sign up with your respective brands! This challenge is open to ALL members of the EAW roster! Champion or no champion, Showdown or Dynasty or Voltage, and you can even be either elitist OR vixen as Empire will join as a part of this tournament! That’s all the announcements that I have for today and I wish all the people who do sign up the best wishes towards capturing the tag team titles!
(Sebastian Monroe smiles ear-to-ear because of this huge announcement he has made concerning the tag team division while the camera directs its attention over to the EAW Tag Team Championships.)
(The camera returns from the backstage to ringside… )
Ring Announcer: The following contest… is a GLASS DEATHMATCH for a Hall of Fame Championship Opportunity!
(“This Means War” by Avenged Sevenfold plays as the crowd erupts in rapturous delight. Devan Dubian walks out to the stage but lingers as if deep in the sense of the occasion. He rubs his wrist and cracks his knuckles, before tilting his head up to deliver a caddish grin as he struts down confidently to the ring)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, he is from Leicester, England, United Kingdom… weighing in at 230 pounds… “The Amazing Emir” DEEVVVAAAANNNNN DUUBBBIIIAAAANNNNN!!!
Stew-O: He’s smiling now, but you could see him pause for a moment there, he knows exactly what is coming. This is a Glass Deathmatch. There are no pinfalls, no submissions, no disqualifications. There are no shortcuts to ending this kind of contest, no matter how much either man wishes it be so. Glass and bones will be shattered. Flesh will be torn and blood will be spilt.
Jake Mercer:That’s right. But you can tell that this man wouldn’t have it any other way. these men are about to take each other to hell and back until one man is left standing, while the other simply cannot get back up.
(GONG)
(The crowd erupts into a new vociferous frenzy)
(GONG)
(The acoustic version of “Wanted Man” by Rev Theory plays as a heavy mist rises to canvas the stage and a bright light shines from behind the curtain…Scarcely concealing the gigantic hulking figure of Hades stepping through.)
Ring Announcer: And his opponent…From Devil Town, North Carolina… weighing in at 325 pounds…The BIG DOG…HADES….THE…HEEEELLLLRRRAAIIIISSSEEERRRRR!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Hades stops his slow descent to the ring at the bottom of the ramp. He coolly stares off his opponent as an all too eager Devan Dubian gestures frantically for Hades to join him in the ring)
Stew-O: My god, the tension in the arena this evening. These men are staring daggers at each other. If looks could kill…
Jake Mercer: Something tells me that Devan wishes they could. He’s getting impatient now and he’s not afraid to show it. He thinks that Hades has taken enough time getting down the ramp. He’s goading him on to get the action started.
Stew-O: That is right. He couldn’t wait to get his hands on Hades last week on Dynasty, and not much seems to have changed since then. He looks just about ready to explode.
Jake Mercer: Hades, by contrast, cuts a much more composed figure. But he calmly obliges. He has been looking forward to this moment just as much as Dubian has. Climbing up now on the apron, he steps through the rope-DEVAN DUBIAN WASTES NO TIME!!! Dubian rushes in to catch Hades on the ropes with hard rights to the skull… And a sickening high knee rattles Hades’ jaw. Dubian is relentless. Does Hades know where he is right now!?
Stew-O: He better wake up soon. Dubian now wraps his arm around the head and pulls him man in. OH NO. He’s Looking for it. He’s looking for that trademark rope-hung DDT already. He’s looking to turn the match in his favor in the early stages…
Jake Mercer: JUST LOOK AT THAT SICK SMILE. He’s been fantasising about this. HERE IT COMES…NO! Hades powers out. Pushing Dubian away through nothing more than instinct and brute strength. It’s going to take a lot more punishment than that to bring The Big Dog down.
Stew-O: Yet Dub shows no signs of slowing. He lunges once more at the monster before him and now both men are trading wild Strikes with reckless abandon…OWW!!! Hades getting the better of this one with a stiff uppercut sending Devan Dubian reeling back towards the ropes…BUT DUBIAN REPLIES WITH AN IMPACTFUL DISCUS ELBOW! Hades is stopped right in his tracks.
Jake Mercer: But what’s this, Stew? Hades is still on his feet! He Hasn’t moved an inch!
Stew-O: We’ll see. Dubian opts to try this one again. He backs himself into the ropes and returns to – HADES LEVELS HIM WITH THE HARD LARIAT!! He DAMN NEAR takes his head off with that one.
Jake Mercer: Devan Dubian quickly kips back up to his feet…
Stew-O: Only to be knocked down by another clothesline…
Jake Mercer: He’s up again!
Stew-O: …And down… Hades now tired of the games grips Dubian, dragging him up and in to a HARD KNEE TO THE GUT! DUBIAN WINCES IN PAIN! O! AND ANOTHER HARD KNEE TO THE ABDOMEN. YOU COULD ALMOST HEAR HIS RIBS SHATTER THERE!
Jake Mercer: Veteran move. This is why Hades is in the Hall of Fame. Work the body. Knock the wind out of his sails. Dubian came out here and brought a lot of energy with him. This will surely slow him down.
Stew-O: Right. The match now takes a more methodical pace as Hades systematically goes to work on the mid-section. DAMN! ANOTHER HARD KNEE, followed by some calculated punches right in that stomach. Dubian is finding it hard to stand.
(Hades wraps a large hand around Devan Dubian’s chin, turning the grimacing emir’s face to meet his own)
Hades (off-mic): Is that all? Let me give you something to frown about…
Stew-O: Hades bats Dubian’s face with an open-handed slap, adding insult to injury.
Jake Mercer: What Disrespect.
Stew-O: But Dubian has bigger issues on his plate. Hades is lifting him up…PUMPHANDLE SLAM CONNECTS…Dubian’s laid out in the centre of the ring.
Referee: 1…
Stew-O: But Hades isn’t finished yet! He pushes the official aside and delivers a heavy stomp to the midsection which shakes the man and the mat alike. This is sickening to watch…And Hades lifts his boot even higher now. IT CRASHES DOWN… Flat on the mat. Dubian with a narrow escape as he rolls out to the apron. He is taking a moment to catch his breath now, but he hasn’t got too long. Hades follows close behind him. A big hand reaches over the ropes, but Dubian stuns him with a sharp shoulder thrust to Hades’ own midsection… And look at this… Dubian drops down to the outside, taking Hades’ throat down hard onto the rope as he goes.
Jake Mercer: Wisely done by Devan Dubian, he’s bought himself some valuable recovery time with that maneuver… but just how much?
Stew-O:Not a great deal. An angered Hades exits the side of the ring to join Devan Dubian outside. But Dubian circles around maintaining distance. A surprisingly passive move from the multiple time champion.
Jake Mercer: Do you blame him? Anyway, I think he heard you because I don’t think there is anything passive about what he’s planning right now. He turns to inspect the multitude of glass ‘props’ laid out for his disposal. Dubian quickly bends down to pick up something he likes. He pops back up raising a GLASS CHAIR high above his head to the almost instinctive roar of the crowd around him. He slides a couple into the ring for good measure.
Stew-O: Not to be outdone. Hades has found his own toy,sliding a glass table into the ring. He follows it inside and lays it out, running his fingers across it’s surface, gently caressing it before wrapping it with his knuckles. He points over to Dubian over on the outside of the ring while drawing his other hand across his neck in a cutthroat gesture. I think we all know what that means. Both men have made their intentions clear as crystal glass. I’m not sure I really want to watch what happens next.
Jake Mercer: It’s going to be ugly. That’s for sure. Devan Dubian slides back Into the ring but this time it is Hades who quickly charges to intercept him. Another big knee-NO DUBIAN HAS CAUGHT IT, Devan Dubian has caught Hades by the leg and now he pushes forward to tilt The Big Dog off his balance for the takedown. Dubian with the momentum now. He scrambles into the mount and swarms Hades with wicked hammerfists. WOAH. Dubian getting some brief air time as Hades tosses him off with unbelievable power.
Stew-O: He is the first back to his feet though, and he’s already bouncing himself off the ropes as Hades staggers to his fee-ROLLING CUTTER… ROLLING CUTTER CONNECTS as Devan Dubian once again outworks his larger opposition. He follows it up by dropping the knee onto the face of Hades. And again. And Dubian takes a leap… Leaping Knee Drop lands with a thud causing Hades to roll prone covering his battered face.
Referee:1… 2…
Jake Mercer: Hades quickly makes it back to his feet with the help of the ropes, but Devan Dubian is really feeling it now. Dubian has somehow managed to turn the tide of this match back in his favor, and knowing him he already has his next move planned.
Stew-O: We’re about to find out. Hades lunges out, grabbing Dubian by the wrist, but the latter breaks the hold with a swift kick to the shin before returning with a stiff European uppercut. An enraged Hades throws a wide lariat…but Dubian ducks it. He rebounds of the ropes before going in for another big strike…BUT OH! SNAKE EYES! WHAT A COUNTER!!! Hades deadlifted the oncoming Devan Dubian and dropped him down face first on the turnbuckle. Dubian is still dizzy, he’s in real trouble now…OH! MY! JEEEZZZUUUSSS!!! A CHOKESLAM! DEVAN DUBIAN HAS BEEN CHOKESLAMMED THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE! THIS COULD BE IT. IT COULD BE ALL OVER RIGHT HERE, FOLKS!
Referee: 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6…
Jake Mercer: WAIT! Stew, do you see what I see?!?!
7…
Stew-O: Devan Dubian’s still moving. He’s actually getting up
8…
Jake Mercer: HE’S DONE IT! Dubian has beat the count. If only by pulling himself up to the ropes. He can’t walk on those legs unassisted, but somehow, someway Devan Dubian is still in this.
Stew-O: Dubian stabilises himself in the corner as Hades looks on in disbelief. What does it take to put this man away?
Jake Mercer: Uh-Oh…I think Hades has an idea.
Stew-O: Hades flattens Dubian with a corner splash. Devan Dubian doesn’t really look like he’s still with it anymore, but Hades isn’t taking that chance anymore. He goes straight back in, mounting Dubian and hammering down on his skull with those savage corner punches. Dubian isn’t even trying to defend himself, let him take the count again for God’s sake.
Jake Mercer: Hades has other Ideas. He drags Dubian out of the corner towards the centre, and tosses the man damn near half ring right into the opposite corner. He’s lining up. He’s getting ready for another big corner splash. Here he comes…DUBIAN EVADES! HADES COMES CRASHING HARD ON THE TURNBUCKLE. This could be Dubian’s chance! He looks to take the dazed Hades down from behind with-TILT-A-WHIRL SIDE SLAM-excellent recovery by Hades. And now he’s looking to finish it. Hades looking for the chokeslam as as Devan Dubian fights to get back to his feet. Don’t do it, Devan. Don’t turn around now. BBAAAAHHH GAAAWWWDD!!! THE CHAIR! THE CHAIR! DEVAN DUBIAN WITH THE GLASS CHAIR LANDING FLUSH ON HADES’ FOREHEAD!!! HOW ON EARTH IS THE BIG DOG STILL STANDING?!?!? THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE! I DON’T THINK HE KNOWS WHAT HIT HIM! NOW DUBIAN TO CAPITALISE. OFF THE ROPES…DISCUS ELBOW LANDS…AND THIS TIME IT SENDS HADES REELING BACK THE LENGTH OF THE RING…HADEES FALLING OFF BALANCE INTO THE ROPES AND STUMBLES FORWARD…BLEEDING EDGE!!!! THE JUMPING CUTTER BY DEVAN DUBIAN AND THAT MIGHT JUST BE THAT!!!
Referee: 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6…7…8…9…10…
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“This Means War” by Avenged Sevenfold fills the entire arena. A battered, cut and exhausted Devan Dubian lays arms wide smiling at the ceiling as medics enter the ring to attend to his, and more pertinently Hades’, wounds. After a few moments, he rises up to enjoy his moment and the adoration of the fans.)
Referee: And your winner of this contest, via knockout… DEEEVVVVAAAAANNNNN DUUUUUUBBBBBIIIIIIIAAAANNNNNNNNN!!
Stew-O: He has done it. I can scarcely believe it.
Jake Mercer: It was touch and go at times but Devan Dubian showed a tremendous amount of resilience to weather the storm and come out of this having earned the right to Hall of Fame Championship opportunity.
Stew-O: Perhaps just as importantly, he proved just what a resourceful competitor he is. He had a plan the whole time and kept one last trick up his sleeve which ended up being the difference when he really needed it. It’s why he’s won multiple titles. It’s why he has earned his place in the Hall of Fame. And it is why he is ultimately worthy of a chance at the most prestigious EAW Hall of Fame Championship!
Jake Mercer: Couldn’t have put it better myself.
(On November 19th, 2016, lightning strikes once more as Shock Value returns LIVE FROM THE CHESAPEAKE ENERGY ARENA IN OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA! TUNE IN ON THE EAW NETWORK LIVE FOR THIS VOLTAGE-EXCLUSIVE EVENT!)
(House of Glass comes back from commercial as https://i.imgur.com/0lfXUZf.png appears on the screen. The crowd begins to give massive cheers as the camera focuses in the middle of the T-Mobile arena. Glass tables are seen placed unfolded on the outer exterior of the ring as it gives an eerie feeling to the setting.)
(Suddenly the lights dim and the arena is left in complete darkness. A big red X is shown on the screen. Those in attendance turn on their red light sticks and imitate the X shown. After a few seconds of silence “Brand New Story” by Tokyo Performance Doll suddenly blares throughout the arena as two spotlights focus on the entrance ramp. Haruna Sakazaki slowly walks to the front as she too has two light sticks in her hands. She begins to make her way down the ramp towards the ring as the two spotlights follow.)
Starr: The sight we’re seeing right now is amazing. Everyone in attendance is showing their support for the number one contender.
SG1: We can already see who is clearly the favorite to win in this matchup. The crowd is backing Haruna up and they WANT to see her come out victorious after years of so much downfall. We may witness the Cinderella story unfold tonight!
(Haruna jumps on the ring apron as she salutes the audience. She hops in the ring and places her red sticks on the ground as she begins to warm up.)
(Haruna’s theme dies down as harsh white mists goes off in the entrance way. The following words appear on the titantron as it’s sung from a singer from a very familiar theme song.)
“You should’ve known what I was all about…Do not test me…”
(The beginning of “King of the World” by Porcelain and the Tramps continues to play as the Heart Break Gal emerges wearing her signature iconic red trench coat over her wrestling attire. A windy effect goes off as she is walking down the ramp. The bottom portion of her coat begins to flow beautifully as she slowly takes it off. She slides into the ring and hops on the nearest turnbuckle. She poses for the camera as she raises her prestigious Vixens World Championship into the air.)
Starr: The Las Vegas fans are DEFINITELY not a fan of our Vixens Champ. They’re booing tremendously as HBG doesn’t seem to give a care in the world! She is mesmerized by championship gold which she won a couple months back at Pain for Pride 9 against Aria Jaxon. The Greatest Vixen of all Time is focusing on her championship, analyzing every single detail on it! This woman that stands before us is the first ever Vixen to have held that prestigious championship not once, not twice, but FOUR times! If that doesn’t prove that she’s the best athlete in EAW at the moment, then I don’t know what will!
SG1: HBG takes pride into being Empire’s Vixens World Champion, however, this can very well be the last time we see her with the title. Haruna has shown immense passion week after week in the ring JUST to be taken into consideration as a worthy contender for that championship. A championship so many women have cried over, a championship that so many women have almost died for! And this is her chance! This is Haruna’s moment. GO HARU!!!!!!!!!!
(SG1 stands up from her seat as she begins to clap at the sight of the two Vixens in the ring. Both Haruna and HBG stand on opposite corners of the ring as the ring announcer takes the center.)
RA: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a GLASS TABLES MATCH and it is scheduled for ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
RA: And it is for… the EAW VIXENS WOOOOORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!
(The crowd begins to cheer as Haruna is all smiles while HBG holds her title tight to her chest.)
RA: Introducing first, THE CHALLENGER! Hailing from Akihabara, Japan… SHE IS THE CATALYST AND THE FIGHTER OF A THOUSAND DREAMS…. HARUNA SAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAKIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Haruna bashfully takes the center as the crowd begins to excitedly cheer.)
RA: And from Dallas Texas, she is the E A W VIXENS WORLD CHAMPION… THE GREAT RED DRAGON… THE HEAAAAAAAAAARRTT BREAK GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(HBG confidently walks towards the middle and lifts her championship in the air as the crowd receives her with boos. HBG brushes the negative reaction off as she simply rolls her eyes and begins to laugh as she hesitantly hands her title to the referee. The ref lifts the title in the air as he signals for the bell to be rung.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Starr: And this match is starting off and IMMEDIATELY the Vixens World Champion charges at the number one contender! HBG jumps on Haruna, taking her down in the process nailing the Lou Thesz press! She is giving her forearms after forearms but the ref can’t say anything about it! Remember folks, no DQ and anything goes in this type of matchup. HBG stops her vicious attack as Haruna quickly pushes her off! They both rise to their feet but the quickness of the Vixens champ seems to be no match as she quickly kicks Haruna in the gut and delivers a SICKENING SNAP DDT! Haruna’s entire face was squished onto the mat as HBG continues to land strike after strike at the back of Haruna’s head!
SG1: BUT HARUNA POWERFULLY SHOVES HBG ASIDE WITH A FEW FOREARMS OF HER OWN! Don’t count Haruna out just yet because she’s DEFINITELY keeping up with the pace despite the rocky start! Haruna is grasping her nose and you can just see the pain in her eyes. HBG looks like a demented psycho as she angrily lifts Haruna up by her hair BUT HBG IS STOPPED DEAD IN HER TRACKS AS HARUNA QUICKLY STEPS BACK AND… A JUMPING ROUNDHOUSE KICK! LANDED RIGHT ON HBG’S SIDE AS SHE FALLS TO ONE KNEE! MAN, YOU SHOULD’VE HEARD THE NOISE THAT CAME FROM HARUNA’S BOOT MEETING WITH HBG’S SHOULDER! HBG is grabbing her shoulder as Haruna steps back… SHINING WIZARD!! LANDED RIGHT ON THE TEMPLE OF HBG’S HEAD! One of the most prominent members of the OG Vixen’s stable seems like she just got KNOCKED OUT by that disturbing knee to the skull! Haruna takes advantage as she quickly rolls out of the ring!
Starr: Haruna is walking along the external area the ring, trying to catch her breath as she finally grabs the glass table of her choosing. She grasps the glass table and slides it into the ring. She’s beginning to climb back into the squared circle but SHE’S MET WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE PERFORMED BEAUTIFULLY BY HBG! Haruna falls onto the hard floor as HBG slides completely out. HBG is pacing back and forth until she finally decides to crawl under the ring. It looks as if she’s searching for something in particular! Oh god…
SG1: OH GAWD IS RIGHT! HBG takes out a bag made out of wool that seems to be filled in with something. I don’t like the look on HBG’s face, Starr! HBG is giving the most sinister smile as she begins to play with the bag in her hands… HBG opens up the bag and begins to pour out the contents… GLASS SHARDS! The glistening of the shards is straight up blinding! HBG is walking towards Haruna as she leaves a trickle of glass shards behind her… HBG IS POURING THE SHARDS ALL OVER HARUNA! OH GOD, DON’T DO THIS HBG! Millions of pieces of glass are spread along Haruna and she is desperately trying to shake them off! HBG THROWS THE REMAINDER OF THE BAG INTO THE RING BUT LOOK AT HBG! SHE IS NOW USING HER RUBBER BOOT AND IS MAKING SURE THAT THE SHARDS THAT FELL ON HARUNA’S SKIN ARE PROPERLY MAKING CONTACT! She is scraping the heel of her boot on her leg and Haruna is yelling out in pain! Haruna’s calf is slowly beginning to show red, small lines that are increasingly becoming more vibrant! A few seconds have gone by and Haruna’s left calf is DRIPPING in blood! The shards have definitely taken effect as Haruna is urgently trying to stop the bleeding!
Starr: The Great Red Dragon shows no mercy as she throws Haruna back into the ring! Haruna is grabbing her bloody calf but rises to her feet regardless even though she’s wincing in pain! Now that is a true prize fighter! She is still putting up a fight DESPITE her obvious injury. HBG also slides into the ring and instantly Irish whips Haruna onto the ropes and DELIVERS A CLOTHESLINE! Haruna rapidly gets up but is quickly taken down as HBG PERFORMS A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!
SG1: NO! YOU’RE WRONG! HARUNA COUNTERS WITH DROP TOE HOLD! HBG IS NOW LYING FACE DOWN ONTO THE MAT AND HARUNA QUICKLY APPLIES AN ARMBAR! HBG’S ARM IS BENT BACKWARDS AS HBG IS FLAPPING HER ARM WILDLY AROUND THE RING TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE HOLD BUT NOTHING IS WORKING!! REACHING OUT TO THE ROPES IS USELESS AND SO IS TAPPING OUT, BUT HARUNA IS SLOWLY BREAKING DOWN HER OPPONENT!
Starr: HBG’S ARM IS GOING TO GET RIPPED OFF IF THIS CONTINUES ANY FURTHER! BUT HBG IS ABLE TO GRAB THE REMAINDER OF THE BAG WITH GLASS SHARDS! SHE GRABS A HANDFUL AND SHE MANAGES TO RUB THE SHARDS ON HARUNA’S FACE! HARUNA IS MORTIFIED! HBG’S HAND IS ALSO CUT FROM THE GLASS AS SHE IMMEDIATELY REGRETS HER DECISION! IT ISN’T UNTIL THEN WHEN HARUNA DECIDES TO LET GO AS SHE BEGINS TO FEEL HER FACE! LOOK, SG1! HARUNA IS PICKING OUT GLASS THAT HAS SEEMED TO PENETRATE WITH HER CHEEKS! HARUNA IS IN SHOCK! THAT IS DEFINITELY GOING TO LEAVE A MARK.
SG1: A BIT OF BLOOD CAN ALSO BE SEEN FROM HBG’S HAND BUT THAT ISN’T STOPPING HER FROM SETTING UP THE GLASS TABLE THAT WAS FIRST PUT IN BY THE JAPAN NATIVE! HBG sets the table in the middle of the ring and then charges towards Haruna once more! Before making contact, HBG starts to stomp on Haruna’s back as she seems to still be in shock! HBG grabs Haruna’s stiff body and sits her right on the table. But NO! Haruna grabs a hold of HBG’s head and she SLAMS IT AS HARD AS SHE CAN ON THE TABLE LEAVING A SMALL CRACK WITHIN THE GLASS! HBG FALLS TO HER KNEES AND FEELS THE FRESH BRUISE ON HER FOREHEAD BEGINNING TO PULSE FROM PAIN! HARUNA MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING ONCE MORE IN SEARCH FOR A DEVILISH ITEM, READY TO PUNISH THE VIXENS WORLD CHAMPION! Before she begins her search, Haruna takes a moment and looks directly in the camera. The audience at home is getting a full view of Haruna’s badly bruised up face. She has glass shards stuck on her porcelain skin that is now turning purple.
Starr: Haruna doesn’t seem too phased as she goes in search for her item… She reaches underneath the ring and pulls out… A GLASS TUBE! 18 INCHES OF PAIN READY TO PENETRATE THE BODY OF THE HEART BREAK GAL!
SG1: A BIT TOO DESCRIPTIVE, STARR, BUT YOU’RE CORRECT!
Starr: The crowd is going wild! Finally, Haruna is ready to play dirty just as the Vixens champ as she jumps back into the ring. Haruna is in a baseball stance ready for HBG to come forward. A dazed and confused HBG gradually regains the realization of what’s going on as she turns towards Haruna! HBG begins to stumble her way against Haru… BUT HARUNA SWINGS!!!! RIGHT AT THE TOP OF HBG’S HEAD! THE GLASS TUBE SHATTERS IN THE PROCESS! HBG FALLS ONTO HER FEET AND WE DON’T EVEN KNOW IF SHE’S CONSCIOUS! CAN SOMEONE GO OUT THERE AND MAKE SURE?? THE IMPACT OF THE GLASS TUBE AND HBG’S SKULL WAS SO POWERFUL AND OVERALL CRUEL TO WATCH!
SG1: DESPITE THE GORY, GRUESOME ACT WE JUST WITNESSED, THE CROWD IS GOING WILD! THEY’RE DEMANDING HARUNA TO GET THIS MATCH DONE AND OVER WITH!
Starr: HARUNA IS COMPLYING AS SHE GRABS YET ANOTHER GLASS TABLE! SHE SETS IT UP AT THE CORNER OF THE RING AND IS READY TO END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL! Haruna is about to approach HBG… but she suddenly stops… HUH, WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?! Haruna jumps out of the ring and goes under it one more time as she retrieves… ANOTHER BAG MADE OUT OF WOOL! I THINK WE ALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT’S IN THERE THIS TIME! She wants HBG to feel the same pain she felt and she begins to sprinkle MORE glass shards onto the table!
SG1: Haruna is taking her time and making sure the placement of the table and its contents is perfect as she turns around and finally goes for HBG —-
EVISCERATION! THE EVISCERATION OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE! WHAT!?
SG1: THE CROWD IS SHOCKED! OUT OF NOWHERE HBG STANDS ON HER FEET AND DELIVERS A CODEBREAKER! BOTH OF THESE WOMEN ARE COMPLETELY DONE. THEIR ENERGY LEVELS ARE IN THE NEGATIVE ZONE AND I THINK BOTH ARE READY TO THROW IN THE TOWEL. PFFT, WEAKLINGS! I WOULD’VE LASTED LONGER THAN THIS!
Starr: DON’T UNDERESTIMATE THESE TWO VIXENS! REGARDLESS OF THE OUTCOME, THESE TWO ARE THE FACES OF EMPIRE. NOT EVERYONE ON THAT ROSTER CAN DO WHAT THESE TWO HAVE DONE TONIGHT! Moments have gone by and none of these two have moved! A health official slides into the ring and checks on both Empire Vixens. He’s speaking with the both of them individually and we’re all anxiously waiting to see what his response is. He’s throwing up an X? He is! Someone is seriously hurt and I can’t tell who! I think he’s about to call off the match!
SG1: Is he?! He’s pacing back and forth but… but he slides out of the ring as HBG begins to regain consciousness! Phew! That was a close one! For a second I thought both of them were dead and gone! Regardless, HBG is pulling herself up with the ring ropes that are right beside her. A trickle of blood is running down her cheek from the top of her head but she simply ignores it. HBG uses the turnbuckle for support and rests for a while as she waits for Haruna to do the same.
Starr: You can tell that Haruna only has a certain amount of fuel left in her tank. She must be running purely on fumes at this point! She PULLS herself to her feet with all her might! Haruna balances on her two feet… And we can see HBG BEGGING for Haruna to stand! Haruna shakes her head, trying to gain balance … BUT SHE IS MET WITH A SPINNING HEADSCISSORS THAT’S TURNED INTO A GRUELING FACEBUSTER!! MY QUESTION IS HOW?! HOW DID HBG MANAGE TO PULL THAT MOVE THAT REQUIRED A GREAT AMOUNT OF ENERGY WHEN SHE’S READY TO GO IN HER CASKET AS WE SPEAK?! THIS IS INSANE. SEE, SG1, THIS IS WHY SHE’S A FOUR-TIME VIXENS CHAMP! THIS IS WHY SHE’S THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!
SG1: Put it back in your pants, Starr, and focus! HBG is trying her best to stand on her own two feet but simply delivering that move had as much of an impact on her as it did on Haruna! HBG uses her strength and drags Haruna’s body onto the table that Haruna herself set up! YOU CAN SEE THE GLASS SHARDS STICKING ON HARUNA’S ELBOWS AS HBG ALIGNS HER THE WAY SHE WANTS HER TO BE! HBG SLOWLY BUT SURELY MAKES HER WAY TO THE NEAREST TURNBUCKLE!
Starr: BUT LET’S TAKE A MOMENT AND RECOGNIZE THE BATTLE WE ARE WITNESSING! HARUNA IS LYING ON THE GLASS TABLE AS HBG GOES TO THE TOP ROPE. BLOOD IS DRIPPING FROM THE FOREHEAD OF THE VIXENS CHAMPION COVERING HER EYES IN THE PROCESS! HBG WIPES AWAY THE BLOOD AS SHE REGAINS HER BALANCE…. HBG FLIES HIGH AS…
THE INTERSTELLAR! EXECUTED! IT WAS EXECUTED ON HARUNA’S BODY!!!!
SG1: NO!! HBG BARELY MISSES AS HARUNA MANAGES TO TILT HER BODY TO THE SIDE CAUSING HER AND THE TABLE TIP OVER AT THE RIGHT MOMENT! HBG LANDS ON THE SIDE OF THE TABLE HAVING THE SHARP EDGE IMPALE HER RIBS ON HER LANDING! HOW DEVASTATING! HBG IS MOTIONLESS!
Starr: THIS IS HARUNA’S CHANCE! THIS IS HER MOMENT! SHE’S REALIZING IT SLOWLY THAT THIS IS HER ONLY OPPORTUNITY TO SWITCH THINGS AROUND! Haruna is crawling over the table and grips it as hard as she can and slowly lifts herself up. Haruna is limping on one leg but still manages to set up the daunting table vertically thus having it lean on the turnbuckle! BOTH of these two athletes are exhausted but HBG IS SOMEHOW MOVING AFTER THAT OVERWHELMING BLOW TO THE SIDE! Haruna grabs yet ANOTHER table and sets it up normally near a turnbuckle. Haruna is quickly learning from her past mistakes and grabs HBG the moment she started showing signs of life! Haruna sits HBG on the table as Haruna sits as well but then quickly stands on her feet. Haruna is standing on the glass table and FORCES HBG to stand as well! What is Haruna planning?! Haruna looks dead into HBG’s eyes and begins yelling in Japanese! Can we get a translator out here?! Haruna is showing yet again the vicious side that was the reason for HBG’s huge gash on the top of her head! Haruna lands a HUGE SLAP ON THE FACE OF HBG! AND ANOTHER! YOU KNOW THIS MOVE, SG1! DANCE FLOOR SHREDDER! A COMBINATION OF PUNCHES AND SLAPS ON HBG! AND IT SEEMS TO BE TAKING AN EFFECT AS HBG’S BODY AND STANCE BEGIN TO DWINDLE!
SG1: Haruna is gaining momentum! She turns around and attempts to hop on the nearest turnbuckle – TRAMP STAMP! SUPER KICK OUT OF NOWHERE!!! RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HARUNA’S HEAD! HARUNA IS ABOUT TO FALL BUT HBG CATCHES HER! SHE LIES HER DOWN AND HBG GOES FOR THE TOP ROPE! THE INTERSTELLAR! DID IT HIT?! DID IT CONNECT?!
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STARR: OH MY GOD! IT DID! HBG LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF HARUNA AND THE TABLE BREAKS! THE MATCH IS OVER!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“King of the World” by Porcelain and the Tramps picks up where it left off as the crowd is in complete shock! The referee immediately aids HBG and Haruna after their grueling match.)
RA: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER… AND STILLLLLL YOUR E A W VIXENS WOOOOOOOOORLD CHAMPION…. THE HEART BREAK GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!
Starr: HBG DID IT! SHE’S STILL OUR VIXEN’S CHAMPION! AFTER TONIGHT, NO ONE CAN DOUBT THE WORK THAT THIS WOMAN PUTS IN DAY IN AND DAY OUT!
SG1: I AM LEFT SPEECHLESS. Can we take a look at these two competitors right now?! They’re bruised, they’re battered, they’re on the verge of being lifeless! Both of these Vixens gave it their all and despite the results, I am CERTAIN that no one is a loser tonight. Not even due to the f—
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(“Surfacing” by Slipknot begins to play…)
SG1: No… Oh, god no. THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE, RIGHT?
Starr: IT’S SHERIDAN MÜLLER! SHE’S RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP WITH THE VIXENS CUP IN HER HAND! IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF HER STUPID PRANKS?! IS THIS THE MOMENT WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR?! I’M AT THE EDGE OF MY SEAT, I CAN’T HANDLE THIS! DAMN FOREIGNERS!!!
(Sheridan slides into the ring and hands over the Vixens cup to the referee that’s attempting to aide HBG! The referee is hesitant but he has no choice and retreats the Vixens cup! He walks over to the ring announcer and the ring announcer begins to speak.)
RA: Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that… SHERIDAN MÜLLER IS CASHING IN HER VIXENS CUP TROPHY FOR THE EAW VIXENS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Starr: THE MATCH HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! SHERIDAN HAS JUST CASHED IN HER VIXENS CUP TROPHY AND HBG HASN’T EVEN REALIZED IT! YOU CAN JUST TELL THAT SHERIDAN IS RUNNING ON PURE ADRENALINE RIGHT NOW! SHE’S ACHING TO GET HER HANDS ON HBG! IS… IS HBG LAUGHING?! HBG IS HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING AS HER LAUGHTER QUICKLY TURNS INTO ANGER!
HBG: (Without a mic) YOU WANT TO BE A COWARD AND WEASEL YOUR WAY INTO THIS MATCH?! YOU THINK THAT THIS IS YOUR FORM OF REVENGE?! IT’S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! YOU’RE DEA—
Starr: SHER QUICKLY SHUTS HBG UP AS SHE HITS HER WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE! HBG FALLS ONTO HER KNEES AS BLOOD IS POURING OUT OF HER MOUTH! DESPITE THE OBVIOUS PAIN, HBG IS SMILING ONCE MORE! SHE ISN’T GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! THAT VIXENS CHAMPIONSHIP IS HER MOST PRIZED POSSESSION! IT’LL BE LIKE TAKING AWAY HER CHILD!
SG1: Sher is about to reach over BUT HBG WITH THE PELE KICK! RIGHT ONTO THE BANDAGED UP HEAD OF THE SPOKESPERSON OF GERMAN EFFICIENCY! You can tell that the vicious kick has reopened wounds because the white of the bandage is quickly turning into red! HBG spots the vertical table that was put up by Haruna earlier in the match and quickly gravitates towards the opposite turnbuckle. HBG is waiting for her prey to get in front of the table… SHERIDAN STANDS RIGHT ON THE TARGET AND HBG CHARGES TOWARDS SHER! SPEAR! SPEAR TOWARDS THE TABLE! IT CONNECTED! IT CONNECTED! THE VIXENS CHAMPION HAS RETAINED HER THRONE!
Starr: NO!!!!!! AT THE VERY MOMENT SHERIDAN COUNTERS with ANOTHER BIG BOOT TO THE FACE! SHERIDAN WRAPS HER HANDS AROUND HBG’S WAIST AND… SHERPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!! SHERPLEX AGAINST THE TABLE! DID IT CONNECT? DID IT?!
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Starr: YES! IT DID! HBG’S BODY WENT THROUGH THE TABLE! OH MY GOD! ITS OVER!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Surfacing” by Slipknot begins to blast throughout the entire arena as the crowd meets Sheridan with a standing ovation. The referee hands Sheridan the Vixens World Championship as Sheridan can’t help but to fall on her knees with the championship grasped tightly in her hands.)
RA: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW E A W VIXENS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD CHAMPION…. SHERRIIDAAAAAAANN MÜÜÜÜLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
SG1: MONTHS AFTER TAUNTING HER CASH IN AND SHE FINALLY DID IT! WE HAVE A NEW VIXENS CHAMPION! WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS! I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE IT! THIS NIGHT HAS HAD SO MANY UPS AND DOWNS BUT AFTER SEEING THIS – I’M NOT SURE IF THIS IS A GOOD THING OR A BAD THING.
Starr: WAIT, SG1! BEFORE WE GET ANOTHER WORD IN, IT SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE IS JOINING SHERIDAN IN THE RING! CAILIN DILLON JUST JUMPED OVER THE BARRICADE! DON’T TELL ME IT’S ANOTHER SORT OF CASH IN! MY HEART CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MUCH.
(Cailin hops into the ring wearing street clothes and confronts Sheridan with her Empress of Elite crown in her possession. Sheridan becomes defensive as she slowly steps back… but she is met with an extended handshake from the Empress of Elite herself. Sheridan is hesitant, but in the heat of the moment accepts. The crowd begins to cheer as Cailin raises Sheridan’s arm high in the air.)
SG1: LOOK AT THE SPORTSMANSHIP! THIS IS WHAT BEING A VIXEN IS ALL ABOUT!
(Cailin quickly removes her hand in an aggressive manner and simply smiles as she slowly exits the ring….)
SG1: THE EMPRESS OF ELITE, WITHOUT SAYING A WORD, HAS JUST SENT A POWERFUL MESSAGE TO THE NEW EAW VIXENS WORLD CHAMPION. THERE IS A MIXTURE OF EMOTIONS EMITTING FROM EVERYONE! WHAT A MATCH, WHAT ATHLETES. ONLY THE BEST ON THURSDAY NIGHT EMPIRE.
(The camera fades onto commercial.)
(A night of redemption… a night of celebration… FOR THE TENTH-ANNUAL ROAD TO REDEMPTION ARRIVES TO THE LUCAS OIL STADIUM IN INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA! JOIN US LIVE ON THE EAW NETWORK FOR THIS MASSIVE EVENT THAT WILL UNFOLD!)
( The camera focuses on the Red Walls structure hanging above the ring. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall… and will be contested in a RREEEED WAAAALLLLSSS MATCH!!!! In this contest there is no count out, no disqualification. There will be limited weapon options hanging on the walls, and the glass structure will be twice as difficult to break, with the glass being twice more impervious to damage. The only way to win is by pinfall or submission; and there MUST be a winner!
Introducing first!
( The lights in the arena cut out, and the stage lights blink red along to the tune of the following lyrics. )
“IIII shoot the lights out…”
“Hiiide till’ it’s bright out…”
“Ohhh, just another lonely night…”
“Are you willing to sacrifice your life?”
( “Monster” by Kanye West hits as smoke billows from the stage to almost completely enshroud it in smoke. Soon after, Soothsayer Hamasa walks through the smoke holding up a staff with the Evil Eye symbol shining through the dark arena. Soon after that, Methuselah walks through the smoke dressed in his ring gear and ready for battle. )
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… weighing in at 236 POOOUNNNNDS… HE IS “THE MONSTER” … MEEEEEEEEEEEETHUUUUUUSELLLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
( Methuselah stops at the center of the ramp where the LED surface beneath him shows the evil eye beneath his feet, and he throws up the double corna prompting an eruption of pyro to come up from the stage. )
Stew-O: THE MONSTER IN HIS PREFERRED ENVIRONMENT, IN HIS PREFERRED STAGE, AND THAT IS UNHINGED!
Jake Mercer: Methuselah has competed only once before in a Glass Walls match, however this should be for many reasons considered untraveled roads for both competitors! This man, who’s seen it all, who’s experienced as well as dished out every level of torment you can imagine, is not in an environment perhaps unlike anything he has ever faced!
Stew-O: But yet he walks not with fear, but with resolve! An uncompromising rage burning within “The Monster”, as he enters the battlefield and awaits what may turn out to be the biggest challenge of his career!
( Methuselah’s music dies down as he paces around the ring, and Soothsayer Hamasa stands by at ringside holding up her amulet hung from a staff which now radiates the yin-yang symbol. )
( “Bad Guy” by Eminem hits as Scott Oasis walks out through the curtain and slowly walks down the ramp, looking unafraid of the threat that lies ahead. )
Ring Announcer: His opponent… from Baltimore, Maryland weighing in tonight at 252 POOOUUNNNDSSS… “THE ICE MAN” .. SCCCCOOOOOOTTTT OOOOAASSSIIIIIIIISSSSSSS!!!
Stew-O: Scott Oasis appears to be one of the few in my long history of calling EAW action that I’ve witnessed walk into an environment with Methuselah and show absolutely no fear and trepidation! Not even a little hesitant!
Jake Mercer: This is a man who’s walking into the 7th layer of hell as if he were walking into his living room! He has undertaken a brand new identity for himself, and he has made sure to put this entire company on notice! Most men are rattled by Mr. DEDEDE, and the men who aren’t, are petrified by Methuselah – and for good reason! But Scott Oasis is here to prove that he’s not like most men!
( Oasis enters the ring, staring down at Hamasa, walking to the corner and raises both fists into the air as he climbs up the turnbuckle, taunting before the fans. Methuselah is stood by at the corner of the ring with a fixed stare at his opponent. Oasis drops down to the canvas, and he turns around to engage in a tense staredown … )
( Ominous music plays as the Red Walls structure lowers to the ring ever slowly, and the structure, once brought down to the apron, begins to emit a devilish red glare as the glass itself is lit up to give off the appearance of being on fire. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: NO FEAR FROM THE TWO COMBATANTS, AS THE MAIN EVENT OF HOUSE OF GLASS 2016 IS UNDERWAY! The sold out T-Mobile Arena all sitting at the edge of their seats as the two behemoths – in size and in presence – are closing in with their fists raised and looking for an opening… AND SCOTT DRIVES RIGHT INTO METHUSELAH AND TAKES HIM TO THE ROPES! METHUSELAH SWINGING WILDLY WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS, BUT OASIS HAS HIM BACKED INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE! OASIS GOING FOR SHOULDER THRUSTS RIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF METHUSELAH!
Jake Mercer: But Meth is not making it easy, he’s got Oasis down to his knees and METHUSELAH KEEPS TEEING OFF WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS, FORCING OASIS TO COVER HIS HEAD AND GO ON THE DEFENSIVE! METHUSELAH IS HOVERED OVER OASIS, STRIKING OFF, AND THE REFEREE CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT! But instead that forces Oasis to sprint to his feet and get some leverage, hoisting Meth up onto his shoulder and BRINGING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! That elevated bodyslam-like maneuver forces Meth to wrestle for leverage, as the two are on their knees, and Meth with a WILD UPPERCUT SLAP TO THE JAW! OASIS AGAIN FORCED TO COVER UP, AND METH RUSHES TO HIS FEET AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS TO HIT A KNEE TO THE JAW WITH THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK! AND AN OPPOSITE KNEE TO THE JAW! Oasis shoots to his feet, still in the underhook, and OASIS MANAGES TO COUNTER OUT WITH A BACK BODY DROP SENDING METH INTO ONE OF THE WALLS! METH’S BODY GOES CRASHING INTO THE JAGGED GLASS WALL!
Stew-O: Methuselah manages to land on his feet on the apron despite hitting the glass with a ton of spee– LOOK OUT! SCOTT OASIS GOES CHARGING ACROSS THE RING AFTER RUNNING THE ROPES, AND HITS A RUNNING SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES! That brings Methuselah to a knee, and he’s quickly using the glass panels to trying to pull himself up — OASIS SPRINTS ACROSS THE RING AGAIN, AND COMES BARRELLING BACK WITH A JUMPING SHOULDER BLOCK! THAT ENTIRE WALL ALMOST MOVED FROM THAT ONE! METHUSELAH CRUSHED BETWEEN THAT RIDICULOUSLY POWERFUL ATHLETE AND THE MERCILESS RED WALLS!!! AND OASIS RUSHING UP TO HIS FEET, RUNNING THE ROPES YET AGAIN JUST AS METHUSELAH CAN PULL HIMSELF BACK UP, ANOTHER JUMPING SHOULDERBLOCK!!! NOBODY HOME, METH YANKS THE ROPES DOWN AND OASIS GOES CRASHING INTO THE RED WALL!!!
Jake Mercer: What a nasty impact into the glass structure! Oasis goes tumbling back into the ring, holding that possibly separated shoulder! Methuselah saved his skin, as you can already see a few cracks on one of those glass walls! Do NOT underestimate the durability of the Red Walls, it takes approximately 1500 pounds per square inch to break a moderately sized hole through a regular glass wall, and for the Red Walls structure it takes a little over DOUBLE the strength! To smash through that you’d need RIDICULOUS force, and another one of those shoulders could have sent Methuselah to the ringside area!
Stew-O: Methuselah’s got Scott Oasis cornered as Scott’s still holding that shoulder, and Methuselah hits a right hook to the face! CRIPPLING body shots to the ribs of Scott Oasis who’s now protecting his face, and a LOUD ROUNDHOUSE WITH THE BOOT SMACKING OFF OF THE RIGHT SHOULDER OF OASIS!!!! BUT LOOK AT THAT, OASIS, WITH METH’S BOOT STILL DRAPED OVER HIS SHOULDER, LIFTS METHUSELAH UP FROM THE GROUND SLIGHTLY AND TURNS AROUND TO HIT A MODIFIED BELLY TO BELLY OVERHEAD RELEASE SUPLEX!!! BUT METH FREES HIS LEG FROM THE CLUTCHES OF OASIS AND HITS A REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE! OASIS BLOCKS IT WITH A FOREARM! METH SPINS OUT OF THAT, DUCKS A SHOT FROM OASIS, AND COMES UP WITH A ROLLING BACKFIST!!!! FIST BOUNCING OFF THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF OASIS!!! METHUSELAH RUNS OFF THE ROPES NEARBY, AND COMES BACK WITH A RUNNING SPINNING BACKFIST!!! OASIS DUCKS! METH FAKED HIM OUT, HE ONLY SPINS HALFWAY AND SWITCHES SPINNING DIRECTION TO HIT AN INVERTED SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE!!! MY GOD WHAT FOOTWORK, OASIS IS STAGGERING OVER TO THE ROPES, AS METHUSELAH BACKS AWAY AND TAKES OFF!!! FULLSPEED!!!!! RAPTURE!!!!! HELLUVA KICK STRAIGHT TO THE HEAD, FORCING OASIS TO GO FLYING HEAD FIRST INTO THE RED WALL!!!! HIS FACE DRIVEN ACROSS THE GLASS, DID YOU HEAR THAT SOUND!?!? THERE’S THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOONNEEEEEE!!!! TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: KICK OUT BY OASIS!!! RIDICULOUS OFFENSE BY METHUSELAH, WHAT THE HELL!
Stew-O: Scott Oasis is on the ground realizing he’s in a whole nother world right now! If he ever had his doubts about what Methuselah is truly all about, let these doubts be settled! Oasis is more than likely trying to make sure he’s still conscious, especially after that ear ringing sound that you heard — which came from Scott Oasis’ head smacking off of the Red Walls! Oasis is back up to a knee while Methuselah looks to Hamasa for guidance… and Hamasa’s Amulet lights up into the Nazar symbol, which prompts Methuselah to go over to Oasis and attempt the Nazar Lock, also known as the Muta Lock! BUT OASIS QUICKLY TURNS AROUND AND GOES FOR A BELLY TO BELLY! OASIS RUSHING UP TO A STANDING POSITION, WAISTLOCK APPLIED, AND GOING FOR AN OVERHEAD RELEASE … BUT METHUSELAH HAMMERS OFF SHOTS WHILE BEING HELD UP BY OASIS! Oasis is forced to release, and back into the corner, while Methuselah lets off palm strikes to the exposed torso of Oasis! Now Meth sprints back across the ring and rushes right back over… but OASIS POPS METHUSELAH UP, AND COUNTERS WITH THE POP-UP POWERBOMB!!! RING RATTLING POWERBOMB FROM SCOTT OASIS, AND METHUSELAH IS ALREADY BACK UP TO A KNEE! OASIS PULLS METHUSELAH IN AGAIN, METHUSELAH STARTS THROWING PUNCHES INTO THE RIBS, BUT OASIS IGNORES THE PUNISHMENT AND HOISTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM WITH A SECOND POWERBOMB!!! HAMASA YELLING ORDERS AT METHUSELAH, BUT OASIS PICKS HIM UP FROM THE MAT BY HIS LEGS, AND HAS HIM BACK ON HIS SHOULDERS! METHUSELAH SENDING DOWN STRIKES, BUT OASIS DROPS HIM AGAIN WITH A THIRD POWERBOMB!!! OASIS WITH A COVER!
Ref: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEE!!! TWO-
Jake Mercer: BARELY A TWO COUNT FOR OASIS! Scott Oasis drops to a knee, but understands the implications of the attack he just laid out! Oasis gets right back up quickly and pulls Oasis up from the canvas before yanking him in, hoisting him up, POSSIBLY GOING FOR A FOURTH POWERBOMB! … BUT AS HAMASA LIGHTS UP THE AMULET TO DISPLAY THE SYMBOLOF THE EVIL EYE METHUSELAH LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND OASIS, AND IMMEDIATELY COUNTERS WITH THE KATAHAJIME!!!! KRISHNA LOCK!!!! KRISHNA LOCK APPLIED!!!! KRISHNA LOCK APPLIED!!!! AND HE’S TRYING TO PULLS OASIS DOWN TO THE MAT TO FINISH THIS CONTEST….. BUT OASIS RUNS FORWARD AND SLINGS METH OVER HIS SHOULDER, OVER THE ROPES, TO CRASH HEAD FIRST INTO THE RED GLASS WALL, AND TUMBLE DOWN TO THE APRON!!!
Stew-O: Methuselah is in a precarious position, but come to think of it considering the level of talent Scott Oasis, just being in the ring with Oasis is considered a precarious position! Right now he is in a world of trouble! Oasis drags Methuselah up after he rolls back into the ring from the apron… and he’s got a fist full of hair and just yanks him in and hoists him up for ANOTHER POWERBOMB… AND NAILS IT!!! FOURTH POWERBOMB!!! OASIS IS TRYING TO HOIST METHUSELAH BACK UP, BUT METHUSELAH SHOWS SIGNS OF LIFE BY THROWING FISTS WHILE STILL ON THE GROUND… BUT IT’S ALL FOR NAUGHT, OASIS HOISTS HIM BACK UP AND HITS A RUNNING JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB INTO THE GLASS WALLS!!!! GOOOOSH WHAT A FREAKING HIT! METHUSELAH’S ENTIRE BACK AND HEAD JUST SMACKS INTO THAT WALL, PUTTING CRACKS IN SOME OF THE GLASS PANELS, AS METHUSELAH TUMBLES BACK TO THE CANVAS AFTER BEING BRIEFLY HELD UP BY THE ROPES! JUST NO GIVE WHATSOEVER FROM THE ICE MAN! AND NOW A COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOONEEEEEEEE!!! TWO-
Jake Mercer: ANOTHER kick out from Methuselah, and this one was just as quick as the last! Methuselah is refusing to show give even when he’s in the clutches of defeat! Gotta admire that… but Oasis from behind hooks Methuselah up, and is going for the DEADLIFT WHEELBARROW SUPLEX!!!! AND HE MMMMUSCLES METHUSELAH UP, ONLY FOR METH TO THROW BACK A COUPLE OF ELBOWS, BRINGING OASIS TO A KNEE… BUT OASIS RUSHES RIGHT BACK UP AND FINISHES OFF THE WHEELBARROW SUPLEX, SMACKING METH’S HEAD INTO THE RED WALLS YET AGAIN, AND THIS TIME SHATTERING A COUPLE OF GLASS PANELS FROM THAT MESH WALL!!! METHUSELAH’S HEAD HAS LITERALLY SMASHED THROUGH A PANEL, AND NOW OASIS ISN’T FINISHED! OASIS BACKS AWAY WITH METH STILL IN A WAISTLOCK, AND HE FINISHES HIM OFF WITH A WHEELBARROW NECKBREAKER, AND FOLDS HIM IN HALF WITH A HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!
Ref: OOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: KICK OUT AT TWO! Scott Oasis is taking this one out on the ref now, arguing with the official about the two count. You can tell Oasis hit those moves with the intent of putting Methuselah away, but that just wasn’t enough! Scott Oasis stands up and dusts himself off before looking up at the corner of the red wall structure to see a barbedwire baseball bat… I have no earthly idea why a mastodon like Oasis would need a weapon as grotesque as that considering all of the damage he can do with his bare hands, but he’s looking like he’s fancying that one in particular as he climbs up to the corner! Hamasa, meanwhile at ringside, gets into a position where Methuselah can see her and she holds up her amulet and the LED charm emits the radiant blue Nazar symbol… prompting Methuselah to rush to his feet and come after Oasis who’s climbing up the corner of the Red Walls symbol to grab for that weapon… and there’s a SHOT TO THE SPINE FROM OASIS! Oasis sends a stomp down to the head of Methuselah, and turns around, but Methuselah rushes up to the middle turnbuckle and is hitting shots into the midsection! Methuselah climbs up to the top rope, balancing himself on it with support from the wall, and hits punches into the skull of Scott Oasis! Oasis can’t believe how quickly Methuselah is back up after that assault! Oasis is now standing at the top rope, and Methuselah pulls him in… PERHAPS GOING FOR THE REVERSE STO FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! OASIS TRYING TO HOLD HIS GROUND, USING ONE OF THE WALLS FOR SUPPORT WHILE SENDING PUNCHES INTO THE RIBS!!! BUT METHUSELAH BATTERS FIST INTO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD UNTIL OASIS HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO LET GO, AND HE GOT IT!!! REVERSE STO FROM THE TOP ALL THE WAY TO THE CANVAS!!!! AND METHUSELAH REARS HIS LEG BACK FOR THE METH CLUTCH!!!! KOJI CLUTCH IS APPLIED ON THE ICE MAN!!!! WHAT WILL OASIS DO!?!?
Jake Mercer: WELL SCOTT OASIS IS ALREADY MUSTERING UP SOME LEVERAGE, WHICH I HONESTLY CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE MYSELF! OASIS IS DRAGGING HIS WAY TO THE ROPES, AND METH IS GRUNTING AND YELLING AT HIS OPPONENT WHILE TIGHTENING UP THE HOLD, BUT OASIS HAS ALREADY GOT AHOLD OF THE BOTTOM ROPE! METHUSELAH REFUSES TO LET GO, HE WANTS TO KEEP ZAPPING THE LIFE OUT OF HIS OPPONENT, BUT OASIS IS STARTING TO THROW SOME SHOTS TO THE FACE OF THE MONSTER, AND NOW HE’S ACTUALLY GETTING UP TO ONE KNEE….. AND SCOTT OASIS DEADLIFTS THE 230 POUND METHUSELAH UP FROM THE GROUND AND DROPS HIM BACK DOWN WITH THE SAMOAN DROP! THUNDEROUS SAMOAN DROP, LEAVING METHUSELAH’S LEGS PROPPED UP AFTER HITTING THE MAT SO HARD… AND OASIS LIFTS METH RIGHT BACK UP, DEADLIFTING HIM FROM THE MAT AND UGHHH!!!! DROPPING HIM ON HIS NECK WITH THE GANSO BOMB!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS!!!!! THAT MUST HAVE KILLED HIM!!!! ADD OASIS HOVES OVER HIM WITH A GROUND AND POUND ASSAULT, FISTS AND ELBOWS COME IN A FLURRY INTO THE FACE OF METHUSELAH! THE MONSTER CAN BARELY DEFEND HIMSELF! SCOTT OASIS PULLS THE GLOVES OFF, AND GETS BACK TO WORK, SENDING PUNCHES INTO THE SKULL AND BUSTING METHUSELAH OPEN WITH HIS BARE HANDS! OH DEAR GOD, OASIS OPENS UP THE CUT EVEN FURTHER WITH SOME RUTHLESS POINTED ELBOWS, AND HE IMMEDIATELY DROPS OVER WITH THE COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: METHUSELAH ROLLS THE SHOULDER UP!
Jake Mercer: -shudders- Holy fucking hell, that was MOROSE! Methuselah has been busted open by that assault and battery from the Ice Man, and you can see him grabbing a hold of the ropes with blood streaming down his face and onto the floor. DISGUSTING assault, and trust me, I’m not mad at it at all! Scott Oasis HAS to revert to this, he has no choice! On Dynasty Methuselah signed his life away, and THIS IS WHY! SCOTT OASIS HITS A FLURRY OF KNEES TO THE CHEST OF METHUSELAH JUST AS HE’S ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF UP TO A KNEE, AND OASIS YANKS METHUSELAH IN, BELLY TO BELLY OVERHEAD RELEASE SUPLEX, FLINGING METHUSELAH OVER THE ROPES AS HIS BODY CRASHES INTO THE UNFORGIVING STRUCTURE!!!! IF HE HIT THAT ANY HARDER, METHUSELAH WOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE RAMP! BUT NOW HE’S DOWN ON THE APRON, AND SCOTT OASIS CHARGES ACROSS THE RING AND STALKS HIS PREY…… OH NO…. OHHHH NO!!! NO PLEASE NO!!! DON’T DO IT!!!
Stew-O: METHUSELAH IS BARELY STIRRING, BUT OASIS IS PRACTICALLY FROTHING AT THE MOUTH FOR WHAT HE’S ABOUT TO DO!!!! AND OASIS TAKES OFF!!!!! RELAPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUNT KICK TO THE SKULL FROM OASIS!!!!! NO METH JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY, AND OASIS’ FOOT CRASHES THROUGH THE WALL, SENDING SEVERAL PANELS CRASHING DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! SCOTT OASIS LITERALLY KICKED THROUGH THE WALL, AND HE DROPS TO THE MAT HOLDING HIS FOOT IN AGONY! HE MAY HAVE BROKEN AN ANKLE, CRUSHED AT LEAST A FEW BONES; IF YOU DON’T LIKE STUBBING YOUR TOE ON THE EDGE OF THE BED, IMAGINE HOW MUCH PAIN OASIS MUST BE IN RIGHT NOW!
Jake Mercer: Oasis is holding that right ankle with an expression of agony on his face, but he’s still pulling himself back up to a standing base — SPPPPEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! METHUSELAH WITH THE SPEAR FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!! THERE’S THE COVER!!!!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!! TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THR-
Stew-O: OASIS SHOVES METHUSELAH OFF OF HIM, LITERALLY POWERING HIS OPPONENT OFF HIS BODY! WHAT A WICKED SPEAR, BUT IT WASN’T ENOUGH!
Jake Mercer: THAT ALONE MUST HAVE TAKEN SO MUCH OUT OF METHUSELAH! Meth can hardly even follow up! He’s on the ground after that one holding his lower back, and as he moves around he’s grabbing at his neck! The kind of offense dished out is meant to make hitting the spear as taxing as possible, and I don’t think he’s got too many fully powered spears left in the tank! Scott Oasis is dragging himself over to the door of the Glass Walls where competitors can exit, and it looks like he wants to get the hell out of there!
Stew-O: BUT METHUSELAH GRABS BACK UP, JUST AS OASIS IS LEANING OVER THE GLASS EXIT DOOR, AND HITS ANOTHER SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!! ANOTHER SPEAR, PUTTING CRACKS INTO THE GLASS DOOR AS OASIS’ BODY IS DRIVEN INTO IT!!!!!! AND METHUSELAH, PANTING, HEAVING, GASPING, DRAGS HIMSELF UP AGAIN AND RUNS THE ROPES TO GET AS MUCH MOMENTUM!!!! AND WITH ALL HE’S GOT!!!!! A THIRD SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIRD SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY BOTH SMASH THROUGH THE GLASS DOOR, AND CRASH OVER THE STEEL STEPS TO TUMBLE DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!! AN AWKWARD LANDING FOR BOTH, BUT AN ESPECIALLY HORRENDOUS IMPACT FOR SCOTT OASIS WHO’S TAKEN THE BRUNT OF THE DAMAGE!!!
( Replays air, showing the three spears — especially the third, with a multi-angle shot of the spear sending Scott Oasis through the glass door. We return to ringside, and see Scott Oasis crawling with several gashes on his back with blood pumping out of it, along with glass fragments all over him. Methuselah is pulling himself up using the barricade, with blood covering half of his face. )
Stew-O: What a morbid scene we’re seeing out here at ringside! Methuselah, the aggressor of this violent onslaught, has still found himself hardly able to even stand considering all he’s been put through!
Jake Mercer: Wait a second, take a look at Soothsayer Hamasa! Hamasa is digging underneath the ring and is pulling out two chairs, one steel chair and another chair completely made out of glass! And she’s sliding these weapons right into the ring! That witch had better not get too involved in this, this is between Meth and Scott, nobody else dammit! Now Hamasa is going back over to Methuselah, and she’s informing him of the weapons she’s entered into the ring and is giving him commands to stay on Oasis… Oasis is around the corner, crawling up to his feet somehow following that spear! He’s already leaned against the barricade, and Methuselah rushes around the corner and barrels straight at Oasis… AND IS GOING FOR AN ATTACK, BUT OASIS CUTS HIM OFF AND SENDS METHUSELAH’S MOMENTUM CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE! NOW OASIS DRAGS METHUSELAH UP… AND HOISTS HIM UP LIKE A CHILD!!! LIKE A CHILD!!!! AND FLINGS HIS BODY INTO THE GLASS WALL, NEARLY SHATTERING THE WALL AND SENDING METH THROUGH IT! Meth drops to a knee, and Oasis backs up into the barricade waiting for Meth to pull himself back up… and Oasis comes right back at him, slings him over the shoulder to DRIVE HIM INTO THE APRON, BUT METH HAMMERS OFF SOME PUNCHES! OASIS WITH THE FRONT WAISTLOCK, BUT METHUSELAH IS HITTING CHOPS TO THE SIDE OF THE NECK, AND SEVERAL RIGHT HANDS! BUT OASIS SHAKES OFF THE PAIN COMPLETELY, TURNS AROUND, HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! OVERHEAD RELEASE BELLY TO BELLY!!!!!!!!!!! THAT SENDS METHUSELAH CRASHING THROUGH THE GLASS WALL AND ROLLING BACK INSIDE THE RING!!!!!!
Stew-O: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHAT A COLLISION, WHAT A CRASH! Methuselah is rolling around the ring frantically, causing Hamasa to re-enter the ring and check on her guardian! Scott Oasis collapses to his knees, still trying to regain some feeling in his ribs after being nailed with three brutal spears in a row! Oasis digs underneath the ring apron and pulls out a wooden table, and manages to slide it through the hole where Methuselah’s body just went through. All while Hamasa in the ring is tending to Methuselah’s wounds and is sitting on a steel chair while wiping blood out of Methuselah’s face. Now Oasis limps around the ring and slowly drags himself over to the ringside door…. uh oh… he crosses paths with Soothsayer Hamasa, who was just exiting the ring after coming to Methuselah’s aid, and OASIS GRABS HAMASA AND SCOOPS HER UP TO HIS SHOULDERS!!!! SEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!!!!! AND!!!!!!!!! DESTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!! PSYCHO DRIVER RIGHT ONTO THE STEEL RING STEPS!!!!! HAMASA HAS BEEN MURDERED!!!!!!! YIKES WHAT A GRUESOME CRASH HAMASA JUST TOOK, SHE’S GONNA NEED SOME MEDICAL HELP! AND NOW SCOTT OASIS DRAGS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING, ABOUT TO FEED ON A HELPLESS METHUSELAH, AND HE CLOSES IN — WHAM!!!! METHUSELAH CLOCKS SOMETHING IN BETWEEN THE EYES OF OASIS!!!! THAT LOOKS LIKE THE NAZAR CHARM OF HAMASA’S!!! HE’S DRIVEN THAT METAL CHARM OVER THE HEAD OF OASIS, SENDING HIM STAGGERING INTO THE ROPES, AND FORCING A STREAM OF BLOOD DOWN HIS FACE! I’M SURPRISED THAT DIDN’T KNOCK HIM OUT! METHUSELAH RUSHES OVER TO THE ROPES AND COMES BACK…. ANOTHER SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!! OASIS JUMPS IN PLACE AND CATCHES HIM BETWEEN THE LEGS, HOISTS HIM, AND DROPS HIM WITH A PILEDRIVER!!!!!!! THUNDEROUS PILEDRIVER, DAMN NEAR SENDING THE HEAD OF METHUSELAH THROUGH THE CANVAS!!!! AND A COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: KICK OUT!!! OUT OF ONE!!!!! HE KICKED OUT AT ONE FROM A FUCKING PILEDRIVER!!! THIS SON OF A BITCH IS MADE OF TEFLON!!!
Stew-O: AND AN ENRAGED SCOTT OASIS SCRAPES METHUSELAH UP FROM THE MAT, DRAGS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, AND HITS THE SEEK AND DESTROY ONTO THE NEAREST SET UP STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! METHUSELAH’S BODY LANDS CONTORTED ON THAT CHAIR, AND OASIS COVERS HIM YET AGAIN!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: THE MOTHERFUCKER KICKS OUT AGAIN!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!
Stew-O: SCOTT OASIS HAS ABSOLUTELY LOST IT! HE’S GOT HIS HANDS AROUND THE REFEREE’S THROAT, BLOOD COVERING HIS FACE AND DRIPPING DOWN HIS TORSO, BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN HIS BACK, BUT NEVER HAVE I SEEN A MAN SO DESPERATE LOOK SO ENRAGED! HE TRULY THOUGHT HE HAD HIM! THE REFEREE IS BEGGING OASIS FOR MERCY, AND OASIS TURNS BACK TO METHUSELAH AND PICKS UP THE CHAIR FROM THE GROUND AND FOLDS IT… JUST TO SMASH IT OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER THE BACK OF HIS FALLEN OPPONENT! SCOTT OASIS BRINGING DOWN THE CHAIR, LITERALLY BENDING IT OVER THE BACK AND THE ARM OF METHUSELAH AS HE SWINGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN! SCOTT OASIS WITH HIS SIXTH CHAIR SHOT! SEVENTH! EIGHTH! AND HE THROWS THE CHAIR TO THE SIDE! I HAVE NEVER SEEN SCOTT OASIS LIKE THIS, I NEVER THOUGHT I’D EVER SEE OASIS LIKE THIS! HE’S LIKE A MAN POSSESSED!
Jake Mercer: OASIS IS KNEELED IN THE CORNER….. AND HE’S STOLEN METHUSELAH’S MANNERISMS! HE’S PULLING AT HIS BEARD, BEGGING FOR METH TO RISE! OASIS IS COMPLETELY SEEING RED! HE’S GOT BLOOD COVERING SOME OF HIS VISION, BUT HE DOESN’T CARE, HE’S IN COMPLETE SAVAGE MODE RIGHT NOW, AND METHUSELAH HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S GONNA HIT HIM! METHUSELAH STANDS UP, TEETERING ON HIS FEET, AND TURNS AROUND………… SPEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! FROM SCOTT OASIS!!!!!!
Stew-O: METHUSELAH GRABS THE GLASS CHAIR FROM THE GROUND, TURNS AROUND AND HOLDS IT IN FRONT OF HIMSELF!!!!!!! AND SCOTT OASIS HITS THE SPEAR THOUGH THE GLASS CHAIR, KNOCKING METHUSELAH ACROSS THE RING!!!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!! SCOTT OASIS’S ARM AND SHOULDER DORNS A GIGANTIC, BLOODY GASH, AS HE ROLLS AROUND THE RING SCREAMING IN PAIN!!!! METHUSELAH WITH THE TIMELY SAVE! I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF YOU WANT TO CALL IT A SAVE, MORE LIKE A LAST DITCH EFFORT — AND BY THE WAY OASIS IS SUFFERING IN AGONY, THAT LAST DITCH EFFORT WAS NOT FOR NAUGHT!
Jake Mercer: DAMN IT OASIS SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING! HE WAS TOO EXCITED, AND IT MIGHT HAVE COST HIM!
Stew-O: Methuselah is finally able to move, able to drag himself over to the ropes! He didn’t exactly get off easy on that spear either, but it’s peanuts compared to what Scott Oasis just went through! Methuselah picks up the table dragged into the ring by Scott Oasis, and he sets it up at a convenient position in the ring… now he turns around and climbs up one of the Red Walls and is grabbing a steel chair hanging all the way from the top, and he drops it to the mat before descending from the top of the wall! Scott Oasis can still hardly believe what just happened to him, he’s standing, but he’s holding that lacerated right shoulder still and turns around… JUST TO MEET A CHAIR SHOT TO THE MIDSECTION, FOLLOWED BY ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT CRACKING DIRECTLY OVER THE HEAD OF THE ICE MAN!!!! THAT SENDS OASIS LEANING OVER THE TABLE!!! AND METHUSELAH MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THE TURNBUCKLE, AND CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!! NOW METHUSELAH CONTINUES THE CLIMB, PUSHING HIMSELF UP WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT UP TO THE TOP OF THE RED WALLS STRUCTURE, UNTIL HE IS STANDING 15 FEET OVER THE RING!!!!!
Jake Mercer: OH MY GOD!!!! HE CAN’T!!!!!! HE CAN’T!!!!!!
Stew-O: METHUSELAH TUCKS THE CHAIR UNDER THE ARM!!!! SCOTT OASIS SHOWS NO SIGNS OF MOVING!!!!! OHHH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!! WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!! OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STRAIGHT TO THE FACE!!!!!! A WINGS OF HELL FROM THE TOP OF THE GLASS WALLS, STRAIGHT TO THE FACE, AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!! METHUSELAH COLLAPSES OVER THE STERNUM!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
(“Monster” by Kanye West plays in the background with Methuselah standing back to his feet from the carnage that he has left Scott Oasis in with the referee holding his hand up high in the air to signal his victory to the fans.)
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner… MEEEEEEEEEEEETHUUUUUUSELLLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Stew-O: AFTER ALL THAT THESE MEN HAVE PUT ONE ANOTHER THROUGH, METHUSELAH HAS BEEN ABLE TO SLAY THE MONSTER OF SCOTT OASIS INSIDE OF THIS DESTRUCTIVE MATCH! Hopefully now, he can put this rivalry with Scott Oasis behind him and put his attention towards the Hall of Fame Championship because he now has a new contender for the championship!
Jake Mercer: You’re right, but I’m still reeling from this amazing main event! What a way to end the show! No matter who you are, no matter what you do, Methuselah always comes out on top at the end of the day and I hate to say it because I felt like Scott Oasis was going to be the man to topple this challenge once and for all!
Stew-O: With that said, that’s all the time we have for you here at House of Glass! It has been a demolition derby of human bodies here tonight, just like it always is! We’ve crowned a new champion, new contenders, and have settled the scores here tonight! I’m Stew-O and we bid you so long, good night, and SEE YOU NEXT WEEK ON FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!
(The camera shows Methuselah standing in the middle of the ring, viewing the carnage and destruction that has been laid out before him, with him standing in the ring and holding up the corna taunt to take in this victory he has fought for as the camera fades to black… )
(EAW logo buzzes )
