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House of Glass (2014)

The House of Shattered Dreams

( EAW Intro plays )

(A darkness comes up as we see a faint outline of what seems to be glass.)

Narrator: Every person aspires for greatness…

(The moment in Pain for Pride Seven where Mr. DEDEDE became the EAW World Heavyweight Champion by defeating Robbie V is shown.)

Narrator: Every person desires power…

(We see Xavier Williams carrying the broken Dark Demon out of the carnage of War Games, as Zack Crash celebrates in his triumph of being chairman through another.)

Narrator: Everyone looks for a chance to be remembered…

(Lucian Black, Aren Mstislav, and Prince of Phenomenal are shown as the are all looking towards Tyler Parker and the National Extreme Championship)

Narrator: To make an impact…

(The video of Lethal attacking Kendra Shamez after their tag match is shown.)

Narrator: A chance for opportunity…

(Tiberius being attacked by Corrupt and all of the things Cleo has done to him is shows as after we see a frustrated face from Tiberius.)

Narrator: But tonight, those dreams will either be realized…

(We see moments of various extremist being shown in victory and with their respective championships before it immediately turns black again.)

Narrator: Or shattered!

(We hear the sound of shattering glass as you hear a commentator say “BAH GAWD” faintly in the background. Quickly, a montage of glass matches of the past are shown.)

Narrator: To get what you want, you must endure the worst of pains.

(Video from Prince of Phenomenal vs. Colin Kaline in a Glass Wallz Match where Colin Kaline was able to become the Answers World Champion.)

Narrator: To earn your desires, you must do the unthinkable.

(Video of the Red Wallz Match is shown as we saw Drastik pin Ventura for the Answers World Championship and Interwire Championship as he would retire the titles that night.)

Narrator: To attain victory, you must decimate your opponent with GLASS!

(Quick flashes again are shown as we see glimpses of those involved in this year’s Free-Per-View.)

Narrator: These men will do just that. WELCOME… TO DYNASTY’S HOUSE OF SHATTERED DREAMS! DYNASTY PRESENTS AND WELCOMES YOU… TO THE FOURTH ANNUAL HOUSE OF GLASS!!!

(“Something in the Way” by At Sea begins to play as the fireworks blast from all over the stage as the fans are on their feet making their ovation for the show and the camera cuts to HBG and Stew.)

Stew: Welcom-

HBG: WELCOME TO WHAT IS THE MOST DANGEROUS NIGHT OF THE YEAR! WELCOME THE HOUSE OF GLASS, WHERE EVERY MATCH IS CONTESTED WITH THE USE OF GLASS!

Stew: Hey, I wa-

HBG: ARE YOU EXCITED? I AM EXCITED! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT DYNASTY HAS BEEN WAITING FOR? COME ON, STEW! YOU GOT BE EXCITED?

Stew: Well, befo-

HBG: YOU KNOW WHAT? WE DON’T HAVE TIME! YOU’RE READY! I’M READY! THESE FANS ARE READY! LET’S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!

Stew: Fucking hell.

(The camera cuts to the stage as the first match is being put on display for all to see ashttp://i.imgur.com/6cxLBOG.png is shown.)

(Video clips are shown of the rivalry between Christopher Corrupt and Tiberius Jones. The attack on Tiberius before his TI match, learning that Cleo used Corrupt to assault him because Cleo thought Tiberius should not be hear, and the announcement from Devastation and Monroe that this match would happen.)
Stew: Can I talk now?

HBG: What are you talking about?

Stew: You kept on-

HBG: Here we are! The first match of this FPV is going to be Tiberius Jones, the young kid who has still not acquired his contract because of Cleo dangling it in his face and still looks to prove himself to management that he can handle it here in EAW.

Stew: You also have Christopher Corrupt, a man who attacked him and cost him a chance to be New Breed Champion, but still has not gotten off here on the main roster. Tonight, inside Glass Rules, these two will go in a hellacious war to decide who will come out on top.

HBG: Well, breaking news also from the war room of the General Managers, Sebastian Monroe and Kevin Devastation. Monroe personally has sent word that if Tiberius Jones can overcome Christopher Corrupt, Monroe will come out with Devastation and give Tiberius a Dynasty contract!

Stew: If revenge was not enough for Tiberius to want to destroy Corrupt, I think a contract is certainly enough to put everything on the line.

(The camera cuts to the ring as the ring announcer readies himself for the first match of the night.)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is a GLASS RULES MATCH! There will be no disqualifications and the only weapons available are made of glass! The only way to win is by pinfall or submission!

(“The Mission” by Puscifer blasts from the speakers as Tiberius Jones makes his way from the back and is jumping back and forth, pumping himself for this match and it’s dangerous environment.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first… he is from Battle Creek, Michigan… he weighs in at 213 pounds… “THE KOMODO DRAGON”… TIIIIIBERRRIIIUSSSS JOOOOOONNNNEESSS!!!

Stew: Tiberius Jones, the young kid from Michigan, has been on a path to prove himself worthy enough to be an extremist and be on the main roster and I think he can. Look at what he has been through.

HBG: It doesn’t matter what he has been through, as long as he can pick up the wins. Tiberius has been having trouble, I mean last week he couldn’t pick up the win against Corrupt in the tag match.

Stew: Yeah, but Corrupt had to pull the tights of Tiberius to make that work.

HBG: Doesn’t matter, he still lost. The fact is that even if he lost, tonight is what matters because not only can he end this with Corrupt, but he can finally become a full-fledged Dynasty extremist.

(“Revolution Is My Name” by Pantera plays as Christopher Corrupt comes out and he has a glass chair in his hands and walking slowly with a sick smile on his face towards Tiberius.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent… he is from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… he weighs in at 240 pounds… CHRRRIISSSSTOPHERRR “CLASSSSICCC” CORRRRUUPPPTTT!!!!

HBG: Corrupt is a violent and desperate individual, who will resort to any tactic to make sure that he can get his way, so Tiberius better be ready to do the same if he even wants to be on the same level.

Stew: This match was made for Corrupt as you can tell with bringing that glass chair, but Tiberius is an X-Factor as this is his FPV match debut and first glass match. We could see anything from him and that is what I expect from The Komodo Dragon.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew: The bell has sounded and CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT COMES IN WITH THE GLASS CHAIR SHOT! BUT TIBERIUS DUCKS THE BLOW AS HE LANDS A SHOT TO THE FACE! Corrupt drops the chair and Tiberius does a Lou Thesz press as he throws punch after punch into his face. Tiberius stands up and taunts to the crowd as he runs the ropes… Tiberius comes back… Tiberius lands the elbow drop on Corrupt as he goes for the quick pin!

Ref: ONE!!!

HBG: Corrupt quickly kicks out as Tiberius grabs Corrupt’s head again and continues to throw punches. Tiberius lifts Corrupt on his feet as he looks for the snap suplex… Corrupt lands an elbow shot to the abdomen of Tiberius and pulls him in to land a DDT! Corrupt gets back to his feet and walks over to the turnbuckle where he waits for Tiberius and winds up… Tiberius is up to his feet… Corrupt comes in hot as he lands the rolling elbow to the face of Tiberius as he falls flat on his back on the canvas! Corrupt drops down and hooks the leg of Tiberius for the pin!

Ref: ONE!!!

Stew: Tiberius kicks out in a similar fashion to when Corrupt did! Corrupt grabs the head of Tiberius and locks him in the dragon sleeper! Corrupt is trying to wear down Tiberius and attempt for the submission victory! Tiberius is struggling to escape the hold… Tiberius reaching around, but each time, Corrupt pulls him back… Tiberius goes to his feet and… TIBERIUS TURNS TO REVERSE WITH THE REVERSE DDT! Tiberius flips to his feet and jumps for the leg drop to make sure Corrupt stays down!

HBG: Tiberius pulls Corrupt closer to the turnbuckle as he goes for the climb towards the middle rope. Tiberius is situated on the middle rope… he taunts to the crowd and leaps… Tiberius lands the elbow drop! Tiberius locks in the side-headlock as he looks to wear down Corrupt! Corrupt gets to his feet… looks for the back-drop suplex… Tiberius flips off! Corrupt turns around as Tiberius spins for the discus clothesline on Corrupt!

Stew: Tiberius just rocked Corrupt with that clothesline! I think he might have gotten some whiplash from it! Tiberius runs the ropes… Corrupt makes it to his feet… Tiberius comes back and… SPINNING POWERSLAM BY CHRISTOPHER CORRUPT! CORRUPT HAS MADE A COMEBACK IN THE MATCH! Corrupt lifts Tiberius up in a seated position and begins landing elbow after elbow into Tiberius’ sternum! Corrupt brings Tiberius up to his feet as he turns him around to lock in the waist-lock… Corrupt goes for the German suplex… TIBERIUS ONCE AGAIN LANDS ON HIS FEET AS CORRUPT HAS THIS DEVIOUS SMILE THINKING HE LANDED IT!

HBG: CORRUPT BETTER NOT TURN AROUND BECAUSE TIBER-BIG BOOT BY TIBERIUS JONES! TIBERIUS DROPPED CORRUPT AS HE TURNED AROUND! Tiberius begins climbing the top rope… he is looking for Corrupt to stand on his feet… Tiberius takes the leap of faith LOOKING FOR THE MISSILE DROPKICK! HAIL MARY! CORRUPT ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS TIBERIUS LANDS BACK FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS!

Stew: Look where Corrupt rolled to! Corrupt is near that glass chair and he is eyeing it with malicious intent! Corrupt picks up the chair and walks over to Tiberius… Corrupt is stalking him as Tiberius begins to get on all fours… CORRUPT WHACKS THE GLASS CHAIR ON THE SPINE OF TIBERIUS AS HE FALLS BACK TO THE MAT! CORRUPT LANDS A SECOND SHOT… AND A THIRD… AND A FOURTH UNTIL YOU SEE THE GLASS CRACK FROM THE SHOTS! ONE MORE SHOT IS ABLE TO FINALLY SHATTER THE CHAIR AS THE PIECES CRUMBLE ALL OVER THE BACK OF TIBERIUS!

HBG: Corrupt now rolls Tiberius over on his back, with those shards of glass under him, as he looks to pick up the victory!

Ref: ONE!!!… TWO!!!…

Stew: Tiberius kicks out of the pin, but you can hear the screams as it was so painful for him to kick out of the pin with those shards on his back! Corrupt decides to roll outside the ring and look for more weapons made out of glass. He looks under the ring by lifting the tarp on the ring apron… he throws out a glass chair… he throws out another glass chair… he finally comes out with, I can’t believe it, A GLASS LIGHT BULB! ONE OF THOSE LONG LIGHT BULBS THAT I THINK HE INTENDS TO USE LIKE A KENDO STICK!

HBG: Corrupt rolls that in the ring as he grabs another one, just in case the other shatters on him, and he slides into the ring. Corrupt begins holding that kendo stick as if it was a baseball bat… Tiberius is almost to his feet, slowly rising from the beating he has taken… Tiberius turns! TIBERIUS DUCKS AND RUNS OFF THE ROPES! CORRUPT TURNS AS TIBERIUS LANDS A SPINNING HEEL KICK ON HIM!

Stew: Tiberius now picks up the light tube as Corrupt pops back to his feet! Corrupt turns and…TIBERIUS BLASTS CORRUPT WITH THE LIGHT TUBE SHOT AS THE TUBE EXPLODES WITH GLASS COVERING THE FACE AND MAT! CORRUPT FALLS FACE FIRST ON THE CANVAS AS TIBERIUS SHAKES HIS HEAD KNOWING HE IS NOT FINISHED! TIBERIUS PICKS UP THE SECOND LIGHT TUBE AS CORRUPT IS STILL LYING ON THE MAT!

HBG: TIBERIUS LIFTS THE TUBE HIGH IN THE AIR… HE LANDS A SECOND SHOT AS THE TUBE SHATTERS ALL OVER THE BACK OF CORRUPT! Tiberius rolls
him over on the tiny shards of glass from the tubes as he hooks the leg!

Ref: ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!

Stew: NO! CORRUPT KICKS OUT! TIBERIUS IS NOW WONDERING WHAT HE MUST DO TO PUT THIS MATCH TO A CLOSE!

HBG: Tiberius rolls to the outside as he grabs the chairs that Corrupt had left outside! He slides in with the chairs as Corrupt has crawled his way to the turnbuckle and is using it to get to his feet! Tiberius picks up one of the glass chairs and waits for when Corrupt faces him… Corrupt turns… TIBERIUS GOES FOR THE CHAIR SHOT TO CORRUPT! CORRUPT LANDS A SHOOT KICK TO THE GUT OF TIBERIUS AS HE DROPS THE CHAIR!

Stew: This is getting good! CORRUPT IS PULLING HIM IN AND LIFTS HIM UP FOR IT! CORRUPTED! HE’S GOING FOR CORRUPTED! TIBERIUS REVERSES AS HE ESCAPES AND LANDS A SIDE KICK TO THE GUT AND RUNS THE ROPES AS HE COMES BACK WITH THE KAMEHAMEHA! DOUBLE PALM THRUST TO THE CHEST OF CORRUPT!

HBG: Tiberius walks over to where his corner was and grabs the jacket he wore during his entrance. He picks up some kind of jug as he pours its contents in his mouth! What in the hell is this guy thinking?

Stew: I don’t know, but it has got to be something. Corrupt is rising from the DDT and Tiberius has whatever was in that jug in his mouth! Corrupt is up and turns around…TIBERIUS SPITS SOME RED MIST INTO THE FACE AND EYES OF CORRUPT! HE IS HOLDING HIS EYES AS HE COLLAPSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!

HBG: Whatever that stuff was he took in his mouth, he just blinded Corrupt with it! Tiberius begins walking over to the chairs as we see red liquid coming from his mouth from using the mist. He opens both chairs and sets them in the middle of the ring as he grabs Corrupt by the legs and lifts him up in the electric chair position! HE SEEMS TO BE GOING FOR IT! THE GAME CLINCHER! THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER THROUGH THE TWO OPENED GLASS CHAIRS! TIBERIUS KEEPS HIM IN THE PINNING POSITION!

Ref: ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“The Mission” by Puscifer plays in the background as Tiberius Jones rises from the carnage of shattered glass chairs and the broken body of Christopher Corrupt as his hand is raised by the referee.)

HBG: Tiberius Jones has done it! He has defeated the hitman of the former GM, Cleopatra!

Stew: Not only that, but from what we heard earlier tonight, he has just earned himself a full-fledged Dynasty contract and will be an extremist!

(“Shepherd of Fire” by Avenged Sevenfold begins to play as Kevin Devastation and Sebastian Monroe come out from the back and make their way to the ring as they get some of the security crews to carry Christopher Corrupt out of the ring and back to the backstage area.)

Sebastian Monroe: Thank you guys for getting him out of the way because we have more important things at hand with your winner of the first match tonight, Mr. Tiberius Jones! Let’s give him a round of applause, people!

HBG: I got to give it to him! The kid did win in a brutal match and it was excellent!

Monroe: Now, let’s get to business. I know that you have been through so much to get to this point. You had a chance to be New Breed Champion taken away from you by that man you just defeated in this ring, you had many times where Cleopatra abused her power to make your time in EAW and Dynasty miserable and how I cannot take any of that back, I would like to try to make it worth it. In my hands, I have a contract for you. All the bells and whistles that an EAW extremist earns and deserves to get this, and all you have to do is sign the dotted line.

Stew: There it is! The Dynasty contract that we all thought would never be given to Tiberius and now, it is right in front of him.

Monroe: Now you can still be bitter about what happened and walk away, go back to whatever gyms, armories, and high school arenas you were performing in before, but this is the chance of a lifetime to truly make good money and work hard in this biggest company this industry has ever created. I cannot force your hand, Mr. Devastation here cannot make you do anything, nor can these people force you to sign that dotted line. It is your choice if you want to stay… or go. Whatever choice you make, it will be the defining moment of not just the rest of your career, but your life. Choose.

HBG: Monroe has now handed the contract to Tiberius and Kevin is now bringing him the pen he can use to sign his fate. Will Tiberius accept the contract or walk out and make this be the high note he leaves on in EAW?

Stew: He is at the page where he signs… He is looking to the crowd as they are cheering for him to sign… Tiberius looks down at the contract and… HE SIGNS! TIBERIUS IS NOW THE NEWEST DYNASTY EXTREMIST!

HBG: Oh, this is just excellent! A great addition to the roster and also, a great moment in the career of Tiberius Jones as Monroe takes the contract and raises the hand of Tiberius in the air as Kevin is just standing by and watching the celebration go down! Monroe’s got the mic again!

Monroe: Glad you could be a part of the Dynasty roster, Tiberius! Let’s just hope you keep on doing what you do best!

Stew: As Monroe and Devastation leave the ring and Tiberius is continuing his celebration of tonight, we can step back a minute and say what a match we witnessed from those two.

HBG: It was excellent and we still don’t know if Corrupt has gotten back up from that The Game Clincher from Tiberius through the chairs. But, congrats to Tiberius for winning the match and getting his contract to be an extremist in EAW!

( Camera fades backstage where the scene opens up with Dynasty’s very own interviewer, Eve! )

Eve: Ladies and gentlemen at this time… please welcome… HALF of the EAW Tag Team Champions… Psycho Brody, and his personal doctor, Erik Vance!

( Erik Vance and Psycho Brody enter into the picture frame, with the tag team championship belt across Brody’s shoulder, as he continues to pet it. )

Eve: Your match is next, so I won’t keep you here for long, but Brody, what are your thoughts about Elite going into this 1,000 shards match-up?

( Brody completely ignores Eve. )

Brody: …But what lies behind the strands of grass. Is it an innocent rabbit? Is it a butterfly, just taking rest? OR IS IT A VENOMOUS SNAK —

Vance: Mr. Brody!

Brody (Startled) : Yes! Yes, Doctor?

Vance: Pay attention, Mr. Brody… this nice, young lady asked you a question. And you ignored her completely. I want you to apologize, first and foremost.

Brody: Psycho Brody… is sorry.

Vance: Mr. Brody! What have I told you? No more of that “P” word… and why have you all of a sudden started to speak in the third person all of a sudden? These aren’t the lessons I’m given you in your upbringing.

Brody: But… but doctor!

Vance: No but’s! I will have none of this, Mr. Brody. Stop using the “P” word, and stop talking in the third person… who does that anyway?

( Eve lets off a silent chuckle, as two figures appear behind Dr. Erik Vance, which are revealed to be Lannister and his agent/lover Cerci. )

Lannister: Ah, Doctor! Lannister thinks it’s so good to see you! How is Lannister’s tag team champion partner doing today, Brody?

Vance: Mr. Brody is doing quite well… just in the middle of an interview.

Lannister: Lannister sees, Lannister sees indeed. Well Brody, are you ready to send Starz Stun and Devon Duban back to Voltage empty handed?

Brody: Yes, Lannister! The belts have been calling out to me, wishing to be defended, and defend we must! THEY CAN’T TAKE WHAT’S MINE!

Lannister (As he laughs) : Lannister knows nothing about that, Lannister’s friend. But fear not! For RAGNAROK will not… crumble to such pretenders. That Lannister, does indeed know.

( Lannister and Brody begin to walk off, only to be interrupted by Eve. )

Eve: Wait! I didn’t even get an answer to a question!

Lannister: You dare force an answer out of my partner here, you American filth?! What does Lannister and his good friend Brody look to you, a charity case? Well guess what, this is not the US of A! RAGNAROK doesn’t give out handouts…

(Lannister throws his tag team championship belt to the floor)

RAGNAROK hands out punishme —

Cerci: Calm down, Sebastian. I will handle this. Eve, is it?

Eve (In a startled tone) : Ye… yes, it is.

Cerci: Well, Eve… you want a few comments out of RAGNAROK, do you? How about this… RAGNAROK has come to the House of Glass tonight with one thing in mind: Destroy. Search and Destroy. And search and destroy at will. Starr Stan and Devan Dubian do not know what they signed up for… and to be completely honest, neither do I. Nobody can ever predict what hellacious punishment this tag team duo can hand out, especially when it comes to the Angel of Debt himself.

But the worst of all, is that this isn’t a debt… it’s not even personal against Elite, even after all the wrong they’ve done this duo. But what I will admit to you, Eve, is this… someone has to pay. And it’s not RAGNAROK… for this is the House of Glass… and Lannister and Brody are simply playing with house money. But make no mistake, a payment will be made Starr Stan and Devan Dubian… and this one’s on the house… and the house, ALWAYS wins.

( The four walk off as Eve looks on a bit disturbed, with the camera fading back to the announce table. )

(The camera cuts to the stage as http://i.imgur.com/hBQ9flD.png is shown signaling for the next match.)

(Video clips are shown of the rivalry between RAGNAROK and Elite. The formation of RAGNAROK… Brian Daniels, Devan Dubian and StarrStan fighting back against RAGNAROK… and the war that has been going on between the two factions.)

Stew: After that stellar match, we come to a match that we all are looking forward to seeing in another phase of this war between RAGNAROK and Elite.

HBG: It is for the Unified Tag Team Championships, too! Lannister and Psycho Brody are forced to defend their titles against former tag team champions, StarrStan and Devan Dubian aka Team Starr!

Stew: This is all in 1000 Shards of Glass, as you can see the tubs and bags of glass shards being placed all over the arena in anticipation for the violence that will ensue.

(The camera shows all of the shard area, see-through tubs of glass by the arenas and bags of shards all over and under the ring area, as the ring announcer is ready to call the match.)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is a 1000 SHARDS OF GLASS MATCH… AND IT IS FOR THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS! There will be no disqualifications and no count-outs! The only way to win is by throwing someone into a 1000 shards of glass!

( Crowd cheers until they are silenced by “Rains of Castamere” as the lights go completely dark, as two single lights shine red and gold down on the entrance ramp. )

Ring Announcer: Introducing first… They are the EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… LANNNNNNISTERRRRRRR AND PSYCHOOOOOO BROOOOOOOOODY… RAAGGGNAAAROOOOOKKKK!!!

Stew: The tag team champions have made their arrival and the crowd is none too pleased about this. Psycho Brody is strapped into his straightjacket as Lannister is rolling him out and Eric Vance is holding the titles for these two men!

HBG: This war between Elite and RAGNAROK has been intense, to say the least! These men are at one another’s throats and there is no telling how the blood will be shed tonight!

(“2nd Sucks” by A Day to Remember sounds off and both StarrStan and Devan Dubian come out of the ring and they quickly dart towards the ring.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing their challengers… STARRSTAN AND DEVAN DUBIAN… TEEEAAAMMMM STTTAAARRRRR!!!

HBG: Starr and Dubian and quickly making their way to the ring and that somewhat tells you how much they want to get their hands on RAGNAROK for all the times they have assaulted them and cost them championships.

Stew: Starr and Dub are in the ring and they are about to start fighting with RAGNAROK before the referee has to try and break them up! Starr and Dub step back as this match is about to be underway!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew: This match is underway and we are in for a treat! The war between these two factions has come to this moment where Team Starr is challenging RAGNAROK for the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships! As both teams are eyeing their opposition in front of them, the rules are 1000 Shards of Glass meaning this match is going to not only be hellacious and bloody, but one man will be in the most excruciating pain I can conceive!

HBG: StarrStan locks up with Lannister and Psycho Brody just bulldozes over Devan Dubian as this match is kicking off! Brody, coming off of that major shoulder tackle, waits for Dubian to get to his feet and he comes back with a decapitating clothesline on Dubian! Brody goes towards Dubian and grabs him by the head as he begins to huge his massive hand as a claw and squeeze the head of Dubian as he begins to torture his skull!

Stew: Coming back to StarrStan and Lannister as Starr has a waist-lock on him. Lannister throws a quick elbow and twist into the suplex position as he lifts for the vertical suplex… but Starr drops back down as he lands a forearm to the stomach of Lannister and pushes him off! Starr lands a sharp elbow to the forehead of Lannister and picks him up for a backbreaker! Starr lifts the head of Lannister and begins teeing off on the skull of Lannister!

HBG: Back to Brody still having that claw hold synched tight on the skull of Dubian… but Dubian is beginning to get to his feet as Brody is wondering what to do next! Dubian gets to his feet finally… but Brody slams Dubian’s head hard on the canvas to keep him down! Brody looks over to see StarrStan just furiously punching his partner and he runs in with a boot to the jaw as Starr is launched off of Lannister!

Stew: Starr has been kicked so hard, he is on the outside now! Brody picks his partner up and looks over at Dubian, who is just getting to his feet. Brody lets out a primal scream as he charges at Dubian and tackles him as he is dropped to the mat! Lannister, snapping back from those punches, comes in with an elbow drop to the chest of Dubian after Brody stands back up! Brody snatches Dubian up from the floor and lifts him up for a does the uranage backbreaker on him as he holds him by the chin for a submission! Lannister gets on the middle rope of the near turnbuckle as he taunts at his opponent and leaps… Lannister lands an elbow drop on Dubian who was lying on Brody’s knee!

HBG: What a combination this duo is making in this match! Lannister tells Brody to go to the outside and find one of the bags of shards… LANNISTER BLASTED IN THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR AS STARR IS BACK IN THE RING! BEFORE BRODY COULD FIND THE BAG, HE DARTS INTO THE RING TO ATTACK STARR…BUT STARR LANDS A SHOT ON HIS BACK BEFORE HE COULD COME IN! STARR IS CONTINUALLY BEATING BRODY AS BRODY KEEPS ON TRYING TO STAND!

Stew: Starr has just bludgeoned Brody to where he can’t stand as Starr runs the ropes and
comes back with a baseball slide to the side of Brody! Brody flies outside and on the concrete floor! Starr slides out on the opposite side as Brody rises to his feet slowly…Starr lands a huge clothesline to the back of his head! Starr grabs Brody by the head and he is sprinting towards the barricade as he throws Brody right into the barricade! What violence from the former Elite Champion!

HBG: Brody has just collapsed on the floor as you can see that massive dent in the barricade as Starr comes in and begins to stomp him ferociously to keep him down and out! Dubian and Lannister have made their way to their feet as they are eye-to-eye with one another! Dubian charges and looks for the clothesline… but Lannister ducks it as when Dubian turns around, he lands the kick in the gut! Lannister looks for the snap fisherman suplex… but Dubian grabs Lannister by the waist and charges him into the opposing turnbuckle!

Stew: Dubian pulls Lannister out of the turnbuckle and throws him for the Irish whip… Lannister bounces off and comes back… Dubian lands the clothesline! Lannister pops back up as Dubian runs the ropes… Dubian lands another clothesline on Lannister! Dubian grabs Lannister by the head and pulls him in… snap suplex by Dubian lands its mark! Dubian locks in a side-headlock on Lannister to wear him down as we go back to seeing Starr continue to assault Brody with his series of fists and stomps!

HBG: Starr lifts Brody back on his wobbly legs and he charges and tosses him into the steel steps! It is like witnessing a car wreck right in front of us as Brody flips over the steps and Starr is just taking the fight to him! Starr, feeling like he has done enough damage to keep Brody outside, slides into the ring as Dubian still has Lannister locked in the side-headlock!

Stew: Dubian brings Lannister to his feet as he shoves him towards Starr… Starr locks in the waistlock and goes for the German suplex…GERMAN SUPLEX HITS AS LANNISTER LANDS ON THE MAT AND FLIPS TO THE KNEELING POSITION! DUBIAN RUNS IN AND GRABS LANNISTER AS HE LANDS THE RUNNING DDT! WHAT A COMBINATION FROM TEAM STARR! Starr and Dub are standing over Lannister as they look over to one another… having something devious in mind as they lift Lannister back to his feet!

HBG: They throw Lannister into the ropes as he bounces off… they both grab him and lift him in the vertical suplex position… BRODY COMES IN WITH THE TAG TEAM TITLE AS HE LANDS A SHOT TO THE SKULL OF STARRSTAN! LANNISTER DROPS TO HIS FEET AS HE LANDS A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF DUBIAN! RAGNAROK COMING BACK FROM THE UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCE TEAM STARR PUT THEM IN!

Stew: Lannister lifts Dub in the gutwrench position with a huge amount of strength as Brody drags the limp body of Starr into the turnbuckle as he steps back to prep for the move… LANNISTER LANDS THE GUTWRENCH SUPLEX ON DUBIAN AS BRODY RUNS
IN FOR THE ROLLING SENTON INTO THE TURNBUCKLE ON STARR AS HE IS HIT SO HARD THAT HE SLUMPS DOWN AND ROLLS OUT THE RING!

HBG: Lannister and Brody have come back in a huge fashion as when it looked like Team Starr had this match in their control, RAGNAROK took them out! Brody comes out of the carnage as he takes out of his side something he was able to grab while outside… Brody pulls out a brown bag and pours the contents out… GLASS SHARDS! WHEN BRODY WAS OUTSIDE, HE MUST HAVE GRABBED THAT BAG OUT HERE WITHOUT US NOTICING!

Stew: This is going to be bad for Dubian as Lannister is already directing Brody to finish this by chokeslamming him into the shards of glass! Brody goes over and grabs Dubian by the skull with one big squeeze of his hand… Lannister is behind him as he is devilishly smiles at what he hopes to see… BRODY LIFTS FOR THE CHOKESLAM! DUBIAN GETS OUT OF IT… DUBIAN RUNS TO THE- FEUER FREI BY LANNISTER AS HE MEETS HIM FROM BEHIND!

HBG: Lannister tells Brody to stay with Dubian as Brody locks in a sleeper hold on Dubian and Lannister slides to the outside to meet StarrStan! Lannister stomps the downed Starr as he continues to beat him down on the outside! Lannister grabs Starr by the head and pulls him in the vertical suplex position… leaves him high in the air to let the blood rush to his head… LANNISTER DROPS BACK AS HE LANDS STARR ON THE METAL RAMP AS YOU HEAR THE HOWL OF PAIN COME FROM STARR!

Stew: That metal is not too friendly and it will decimate flesh when they make contact like that, and that is not even the worst object in this match! The 1000 Shards of Glass all over this arena in bags and tubs have yet been used and that is what must be used to end this match! Lannister lifts Starr back up and drags him up as he throws him on the stage as we go back to see Dubian is starting to put up a fight against the monstrous Brody!

HBG: STUNNER BY DUBIAN AS BRODY IS REELING FROM THAT SHOT! Dubian runs the ropes and comes back with a rolling forearm shot to the skull and sends Brody to the ropes! Dubian finally backs up and comes in with a huge clothesline as he sends Brody over the top rope and onto the floor! Dubian looks around at the wild crowd who is on their feet and he is amping himself up… he runs the ropes… HE JUMPS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS A DIVE ON BRODY TO BRING BOTH MEN DOWN!

Stew: Going back to the stage where Lannister has thrown Starr as Starr is getting up to his feet with the help of the mini-tron… Lannister lifts Starr over his head… LANNISTER THROWS STARR RIGHT INTO THE MINI-TRON LIKE A LAWN DART! STARR HAS TO BE UNCONSCIOUS! Lannister looks down at the tub of 1000 Shards of Glass as you know what he is looking to do… DUBIAN COMES IN WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT ON THE SKULL OF LANNISTER! DUBIAN KEEPING THIS MATCH ALIVE FOR TEAM
STARR!

HBG: Dubian goes over to Starr, trying to quickly get him up before Brody is able to get back up from the assault Dubian threw at him, as Starr is able to get to his feet. Dubian targets Lannister as you see he has nothing but evil intentions in those eyes! Dubian grabs the chair and Lannister… he wedges the opened chair into the head of Lannister… DUBIAN JUMPS FOR THE CUTTER! THE MOVEMENT CLOSER ONTO THE STAGE WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR! IT LANDS ON THE STAGE AS LANNISTER HAS TO BE OUT!

Stew: Lannister and Dub landed on the edge of the stage where right below them is the tub of 1000 Shards of Glass and Starr is back on his feet! Dub backs up to the other side of the stage as he looks to be setting up for a punt to the skull of Lannister, still in that steel chair, as Starr… STARR GRABS THE ANKLE OF LANNISTER! ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK APPLIED ON LANNISTER AND DUBIAN IS JUST ANTICIPATING THE END AND LOOKS TO BECOME TAG TEAM CHAMPION!

HBG: DUBIAN MAKES THE SPRINT AS HE LOOKS TO LAND THE PUNT AND SEND LANNISTER OVER THE EDGE AND ONTO THE 1000 SHARDS-CROSSBODY! RUNNING CROSSBODY BY PSYCHO BRODY! DEVAN DUBIAN IS DOWN ON THE MAT AND NOW LANNISTER HAS TO TRY AND FIND HIS WAY OUT OF THE SUBMISSION!

Stew: LANNISTER LIFTS UP AND TURNS TO FACE STARRSTAN AS HE THROWS AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF LANNISTER! LANNISTER GRABS STARRSTAN UP AND OVER HIS SHOULDER AS HE IS LOOKING FOR THE LION’S DEN! LANNISTER TURNS TOWARDS THE TUB OF SHARDS AS HE RUNS AND THROWS STARRSTAN INSIDE OF THE SHARDS!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“Rains of Castamere” plays in the background as Lannister and Brody stand tall as the broken Starr lies in the tub of shards and Dubian begins to try and get him out before it gets any worse.)

Ring Announcer: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS… AND STILL EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… LANNISTER AND PSYCHO BRODY… RAAAGGGGGNNARRRROOKKK!

Stew: Starr has just been destroyed by that throw and RAGNAROK retains the championships!

HBG: RAGNAROK has defeated the former tag team champions of Team Starr, but you know that this war is not over just yet.

Stew: I don’t see how much more these two could do to one another, but I don’t think Elite will stop until they get what they want.

(Erik Vance comes in and hands Lannister and Brody their EAW Unified Tag Team Championships as they walk backstage as we see Dubian finally pull Starr out of the tub of glass as EMTs are checking him.)

(The camera cuts backstage as Eve as they sit there with a smile on their face.)

Eve: Please help me welcome at this time… EAW National Extreme Champion, Tyler Parker!

(Tyler Parker comes into view with his National Extreme Championship on his shoulder as he is staring right at his championship as he is focused intently on it.)

Eve: Tyler, are you concerned about tonight’s title defense against Lucian Black, Prince of Phenomenal and Aren Mstislav in the Glass Tables Match? Isn’t this your first time involved with any glass match?

Tyler: It is, Interviewer. To be honest, I am concerned about this title defense. The three men I face are talented individuals, all hungry for this title that I possess, but I intended to do what I have been doing for the past seven months… win.

Tyler: Those three men have their own paths to walk and they can find someone else to take this off of me, but there is no way in this universe that I am going to lose to those men. This title has been a constant reminder of why I should be the EAW World Heavyweight Champion. It is a constant reminder of why I overthrew Y2Impact at Pain for Pride as The Quintessential Champion. A constant reminder that no one… and I mean NOT A SOUL… on the Dynasty roster can dethrone the Liege of Light. Tonight, someone is going to be put through a glass table and I solemnly swear to you and the fans… it is not going to be me. I am walking out with this belt and continuing to be the greatest National Extreme Champion of All Time.

(Tyler storms off as Eve is left with the camera as they watch him leave to get ready for his match.)

(The camera cuts to the stage as http://i.imgur.com/qt8SrbB.png is shown signaling for the next match.)

(Video clips are shown of the feud between Lethal and Kendra Shamez. It shows the return of Lethal… Lethal’s assault of Kendra to make a statement… and her challenge to Kendra Shamez for tonight’s match.)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is a Taipei Deathmatch and scheduled for one fall! Both women will have their hands both dipped in glue and glass and fight with no holds barred! The only way to win is by pinfall or submission!

(We Hate Everyone by K.Flay plays as Kendra Shamez comes out with a serious demeanor.)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, from Buffalo New York, she is an EAW Hall of Famer….KENDRA….SHAAAAAAAMEZ!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: Kendra seems to be more furious than ever before tonight and who can blame her, she was just a split second away from being crowned Hall of Fame champion last month until Lethal decided to make her presence felt!

HBG: Kendra is definitely out for blood but who knows if she’ll succeed, she’s forced to deal with an amazon like woman such as Lethal, in a TAIPEI DEATHMATCH, the odds don’t seem to be in her favor here.

(“Give in To Me” by Michael Jackson plays to Lethal coming down the ramp.)

Ring Announcer: And her opponent, making her way to the ring from Parts Unknown, she is “The Monster Vixen”………LEEEEEEETHAAAAALLLL!!!!!!!!!!

Stew: I really have no idea what to make of this Vixen. She is unlike any we have seen before, just look at the size of her, she’s bigger than some of our extremists! Not to mention the danger increases when you add the fact she’ll have glass glued to her fists.

HBG: This looks to be quite the uphill battle for Kendra tonight but don’t forget, hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew: The bell rings and- KENDRA SHAMEZ IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR LETHAL! SHOT AFTER SHOT IN THE FACE WITH THOSE GLASS COVERED FISTS, LETHAL IS IN THE CORNER, SHE HAS NOWHERE TO GO, KENDRA IS UNLEASHING THE FRUSTRATION SHE’S HAD EVER SINCE TERRITORIAL INVASION! OH! Lethal manages to push Kendra away and catch her with the big boot! We are already seeing blood in this match as there’s a huge gash right above the eye of Lethal! An angry Lethal walks up to Kendra, pulls her up by the hair and lifts her onto her shoulders, slamming her into the opposite corner and laying in with those strikes! She peppers the exposed midsection with a few shots causing light lacerations, following it up with some knees and a Snap Suplex! Lethal isn’t giving her opponent an inch here, look at her choke away at Kendra!

HBG: Kendra is gasping for air here as the grip seems to be getting tighter and tighter! Kendra is kicking and scratching away but the determined Lethal just won’t let go! Kendra is getting desperate here, she takes her finger nails and digs them deep into the gash of Lethal before pulling it out! The blood begins to pour down the face of Lethal and get in her eyes, forcing her to break the hold! Kendra gets to a knee now and takes advantage of this opening she’s been given: SHINING WIZARD! Lethal has been taken off her feet for the first time since she has come back ! Kendra stomps on Lethal before picking her up for a DDT! Look, Lethal starts to stir almost immediately, is she human?

Stew: The girl is a machine HBG! Kendra now, she stalks her opponent and rocks her with a knee lift, leading to a great set up for a snapmare! Kendra gets Lethal in a one armed chinlock and- JESUS CHRIST SHE USES THE FREE HAND TO PART THE HAIR OF LETHAL AND TEAR AWAY AT HER SCALP WITH THE GLASS! WE GET A YELL FROM LETHAL , THIS IS THE MOST VULNERABLE I’VE SEEN HERE! LETHAL’S SCALP IS GETTING SHREDDED! KENDRA DIGS DEEPER AND DEEPER BUT LETHALMANAGES TO SIT UP AND BREAK FREE WITH A JAW BREAKER! Kendra turns away to hold her jaw in pain only to turn around right into a scoop slam! Kendra makes an effort to get to her feet but is brought down yet again with a vicious clothesline! Kendra crawls as Lethal puts the wounded Vixen between her legs and picks her up for a powerbomb! She holds it for a few seconds….BEFORE RUNNING INTO THE CORNER AND DROPPING HER RIGHT ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE! That has to hurt but it won’t keep this Hall of Famer down as she stands on her feet and charges at Lethal! That goes on to bite her in the ass as Lethal telegraphs it and counters with a Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker!

HBG: Lethal is keeping Kendra on her knee right now, elbowing the face of Kendra. No, God no, wait- She’s taking the glass and stabbing away at the kidney area of Kendra! Kendra tries to throw a few shots but Lethal lifts her up and drops her back down on the knee to take what fight she had right out of her! Kendra continues to yell in pain but it seems to be only an annoyance to Lethal who shoves the other glass hand into the mouth of Kendra, how can you just do this to another human being!? Slowly but surely that white athletic tape is becoming stained in red, this is just hard to watch. Lethal looks on at Kendra and headbutts her repeatedly! Lethal uses this as a transition for her next maneuver ; a Back Suplex. Kendra is brought to her feet and swings once more but it is for naught as Lethal dodges it, puts Kendra on her back in crucifix position and tosses her! Kendra is in a very bad way here and Lethal knows it; COVER!

ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!… THRRRRRRRRRR—-

HBG: KICKOUT! Kendra is not going to give up until she gets her vengeance! Kendra uses the ropes to get to her feet but Lethal isn’t going to let her go that easy! Lethal lunges for her but Kendra gets the knees up! Lethal is pushed back and becomes even more unbalanced with a Dropkick! Kendra is regaining some momentum here, she boxes the ears of Lethal before jumping up onto her head and hitting a Hurricanrana! NO, Lethal counters as Kendra drops her head against the canvas! Lethal grabs ahold of the legs and begins to swing Kendra around! One rotation…..two rotations…….three…….four…….five……Lethal stops the swing, what does she have in mind? She catapults Kendra into the ropes, causing her to land throat first! Kendra grasps her throat and stumbles into Lethal, who continues the onslaught with a flapjack! Lethal grabs Kendra and picks up to deliver even MORE punishment now! She hooks one arm under Kendra’s, hip toss!

Stew: I believe you spoke too soon HBG, Kendra counters and turns it into Arm drag! Lethal shoots up but instinct seems to kick in for Kendra, she can’t let her get back to a vertical basis ; SUPERKICK ON LETHAL! Just look at what’s going on in the ring Kendra is wearing a crimson mask as her blood pours to the canvas, she’s obviously running onpure adrenaline right now so she better finish this quick. She sees the opportunity, this is her moment……BITCH TREATMENT! IT CONNECTS! COVER!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Stew: The foot just barely touched the ropes, this match continues! Lethal rolls away to avoid another pinfall attempt but is stopped with a standing elbow drop to the chest. Lethal leans against the bottom rope, dazed while Kendra runs the ropes. She’s going for a running knee –LETHAL GETS UP AND TOSSES KENDRA OUT OF THE RING ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! THAT WAS INSANE! Lethal looks on and admires her work for a moment before collapsing, both Vixens are down! The toll this match has taken on both women is showing, which one will get up first? Lethal is pushing herself up but falls right back down, and Kendra is motionless. Lethal rolls out of the ring and manages to regain her footing but she’s wobbling. She walks up to Kendra- AND TAKES A DROP TOE HOLD INTO THE STEEL STEPS, CAUSING MORE DAMAGE TO THAT WOUND OF HERS! Lethal rests her head on the steps as Kendra pulls out a chair from under the ring! My god, Lethal’s head is about to become sandwiched between the two objects; KENDRA SWINGS THE CHAIR RIGHT DOWN ONTO LETHAL!

HBG: Lethal moves her head out of the way as Kendra lets go of it and sends it flying into the ring! Lethal picks her spot and rams Kendra into the steel post, following it up with powerslam onto the floor, she’s back in the driving seat! She lifts up Kendra and Military Press Slams her in between the ropes and back into the ring, now that was impressive! She slides back in and gets on top of Kendra, COVER!

ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Stew O: And again a kickout! Lethal is furious here, she leans over and delivers shot after shot on the face of Kendra! LOOK, SHE PUTS HER FIST AGAINST THE SKIN OF KENDRA AND QUICKLY SLIDES IT DOWN, RIPPING UP HER FACE! She grabs Kendra by the hand to bring up and bring her back down with a spinebuster! She keeps the grip and stands up as Kendra is limp in her arms, another spinebuster! And another! And another! Lethal stops the series, grabs the legs and turns Kendra around – BOSTON CRAB! THE BOSTON CRAB IS LOCKED IN! KENDRA HAS NO WHERE TO GO, CENTER OF THE RING! LETHAL ARCHES BACK MORE AND MORE! KENDRA TRIES TO CRAWL AWAY BUT SHE JUST CAN’T MOVE WITH LETHAL ON HER BACK!

HBG: KENDRA HAS HER HAND UP, IS SHE GOING TO TAP? OH GOD, LETHAL IS STOMPING ON THE BACK OF KENDRA’S HEAD AT THE SAME TIME! KENDRA HAS HER HAND UP HIGHER THAN BEFORE, SHE DROPS IT DOWN, SHE’S TAPPED! WAIT NO, SHE DROPS IT ONTO THE ARM OF LETHAL AND PRIES IT OFF HER LEG, SHE’S OUT OF THE SUBMISSION! Lethal goes to do more damage only to get kicked away! Lethal can’t believe it and is having none of that, she turns around – INTO A SPEAR! Kendra is back in this folks! She waits for Lethal to make another move before hitting a hurricanrana, she succeeds this time, sending Lethal’s head down straight into the chair! Lethal clutches her head in pain as Kendra seizes the moment, climbing to the top rope! She waits for Lethal to get up….AND DIVES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! BUT, NO, LETHAL CATCHES HER IN A CHOKESLAM AND BRINGS HER DOWN!

Stew: Kendra just can’t seem to stay in control! Lethal uses one hand to pick up the chair and has Kendra’s hair in the other hand, I think she’s looking to end this once and for all! She yells at her- AND THEN SPITS IN HER FACE BEFORE SMASHING THE CHAIR OVER THE CRANIUM OF KENDRA! NO FREAKING WAY, KENDRA STOPS IT! SHE LITERALLY PUNCHED THROUGH THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR AS LETHAL MET A FACE FULL OF GLASS! WHAT STRENGTH, WHAT ANGER, WHAT PERSEVERANCE! KENDRA HAS BEEN SET OFF AND SHE ISN’T DONE YET! SHE EGGS ON LETHAL TO GET UP! LETHAL IS STIRRING, PULLING HERSELF UP INCH BY INCH, BUT SHE’S DAZED!

HBG: What is Kendra doing? She’s ripping the glass shards off of her hands and onto the floor! Oh my…..Lethal turns around….BITCH TREATMENT!!! BUT NO, LETHAL PUSHES HER AWAY – INTO A BIG BOOT BY VIC VENDETTA!?

Stew: WHAT IN THE HELL IS VIC DOING HERE!? HE PICKS UP KENDRA…CHARLES MANSON ONTO THE SHARDS OF GLASS, HOW SICKENING! VIC HAS HIS EYES LOCKED ON LETHAL NOW! VIC COMES TOWARD LETHAL- AND WALKS OUT OF THE RING? VIC LAUGHS AND HEADS TO THE BACK AS LETHAL FALLS TO HER KNEES AND CRAWLS, GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER UNTIL FINALLY SHE DRAPES HER LIMP ARM ON THE CHEST OF KENDRA! COVER!

ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!… TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!… THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match……LEEEEEEEEEETHAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

HBG: I am just lost for words here….

Stew: Well, I have three: What a match! The blood! The hatred! The intensity! The violence! These two vixens went out to hurt, these two vixens went out to maim but most of all these two went out to show who was the better Vixen and run in or not, Lethal was the better vixen!

HBG: This was definitely a great way to kick off what should be a memorable show, I can’t deny that but it sure has left us with a lot of questions, like why did Vic hit Kendra with the Charles Manson!?

(The camera fades backstage to Aren Mstislav as prepares for his match. He slowly raises his head and is met by The Nas.)
Mstislav: Well, look what the dog dragged in.
Nas: The dog dragged in? That’s no way for a jabroni to speak to the man that kicked his candy ass all over the arena on Dynasty, those few short weeks ago.
Mstislav: You say that and yet, what I remember is Tyler Parker sticking his nose into somewhere that it did not belong. But in the end, Nas, what’s the point in looking at what happened in the past when tonight, I’m the man that’s going to walk out and win the National Extreme Championship; proving why I was always the better man. I mean, just look at the wonders that have happened since the weight of your career fell from my shoulders.
Nas: Woah, woah, woah; calm down, we don’t want you getting your panties in a bunch. You see, Aren, The Nas has one question for you. Can you feel it?
Mstislav: Feel what?
Nas: Can you feel the electricity in the air, because FINALLY…. THE NAS HAS COME BACK TO TACOMA! You see Aren; this is what The Nas wants you to do. The Nas wants you to do exactly what you believe you will. The Nas wants you to walk out and win that National Extreme Championship, so when the time comes; when it’s time for you to actually grow a pair of nuts and put your money where your mouth is, The Nas can hold his new won National Extreme Championship in one hand and continue to kick your candy ass with the other!
(The hint of a smile crosses the face of Mstislav.)
Mstislav: Are you done? You’ve finished your little game, Nas? Good, you see you’ll get your wish tonight. Tyler Parker’s championship reign comes to end at my hand, but you getting an opportunity at MY championship? No. If you want a chance to face me, you’ll get on your knees, kiss my boots and you will beg. As for now? Get out of my way because I have a championship to win.
(Mstislav pushes his way past Nas as the camera fades back to the ring and the National Extreme Championship graphic appears across the screen.)

(The camera cuts to the stage as http://i.imgur.com/H9z1ERf.png is shown signaling for the next match.)

(Video clips are shown of the competition for National Extreme Championship with Aren challenging Tyler for the title… Aren attacking Tyler out of frustration of not getting the chance… Aren demanding his title shot after the loss against POP and Tyler with Lucian… Monroe making the four-way for the title in a Glass Tables Match.)

(“Imaginarium” – The Veer Union hits as Aren Mstislav makes his way through the curtain and down to the ring.)
RA: This following contest is a GLASS TABLES MATCH FOR THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAAAMMPIONSHIP!!! The only way to win is by placing one of your opponents through a glass table! Introducing first reigning from Calgary, Alberta, Canada… HE IS, AREN MSTISLAV!!!
Stew-O: A great young prospect coming through the ranks of EAW. Former Young Lion’s Tag Cup Holder and a former Unified Tag Team Champion; this man has all the possibilities to become a big name in this company one day. Tonight he has the opportunity to add another accomplishment to the short career he’s had so far.
(“Beast” – Nico Vega hits as Lucian Black makes his way through the curtain and down to the ring.)
RA: Introducing next, he reigns in from San Francisco, California… HE IS, LUCIIIAAN BLAAAACKKK!!!!!!!
HBG: The man once known as George Copeland, he’s career has definitely had both its up and its downs. He’s a man that held both the New Breed Championship and the National Extreme Championship at the same time; he a man that faced Y2Impacy to crown the very first Answers World Champion and tonight, this man is looking to take another step in the right direction.
(“Every Other Freckle” – Alt J hits as Prince of Phenomenal slowly makes his way down to the ring.)
RA: Introducing next, he reigns in from Jacksonville Beach, Florida… HE IS THE PRINCE… OF… PHENOOOMMMENNALL!!!
Stew-O: A man that has main evented Pain for Pride to successfully capture the Answers World Champion, a man that has also held the very championship that these men will compete for. He’s had a terrific comeback to this company, since returning at the end of August, can he grasp onto the National Extreme Championship once again?
(“An Island” by Chevelle hits as Tyler Parker makes his way onto the stage with the National Extreme Championship around his waist. He raises the title into the air before slowly making his way down to the ring.)
RA: And lastly, introducing the champion… he reigns in from Syracuse, New York… HE IS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION…. TYYYLLERR PAARRRKEERRRR!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes the Champion himself, Tyler Parker; this man has held this championship since March and in that reign he has defeated and retired Y2Impact at Pain for Pride VII and defeated one of the men that he will face tonight, in the form of Lucian Black. Can Tyler Parker pull a rabbit out of the hat and walk out of House of Glass tonight with the National Extreme Championship? That’s an answer that I do not know, but one thing that I do know is that we’re about to find out.
(Ding, Ding, Ding!)
Stew-O: The bell rings and this match is now officially underway! All four men scouting the situation, remember only one man needs to be put through a table for us to crown a winner. The odds are stacked against Tyler Parker here, he doesn’t need to be put through one of these glass tables to lose that championship— and these men are wasting little time, Parker and Mstislav trading blows, as are Lucian and POP; rivals pairing off! Tyler Parker quickly gaining the upper hand over Mstislav, backing him up against the ropes; Mstislav trying to cover up, but it seems to be to no avail, these blows breaking through the guard of one of the challengers! Lucian Black has backed the former Answers World Champion into the corner, repeatedly driving his shoulder into POP’s ribs. Lucian grabbing the arm of POP and whips him across the ring, trying to follow it up— BUT POP BURSTING OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE AS TYLER PARKER SENDS AREN MSTISLAV OVER THE TOP ROPE! Lucian Black rolling under the bottom, just leaving two men in the ring; the two former World Champions! Tyler Parker and Prince of Phenomenal both coming nose to nose, we seen as these two clashed a few weeks back, with Tyler Parker coming out as the victory— AND POP THROWS THE FIRST RIGHT AND ANOTHER! BUT TYLER FIRES BACK WITH A RIGHT OF HIS OWN; THESE TWO SLUGGING IT OUT!
HBG: Prince of Phenomenal gaining the advantage over the champion, but Tyler ducks under a hard right, locking the waist of POP; POP though, with quick fire elbows, quickly breaking free from the grip of Tyler. POP whipping Tyler Parker across the ring, swinging for a clothesline, but Tyler’s able to duck once again. Tyler springboarding off the second rope— FINAL CHAPTER! DIASTER KICK! NO, POP CAUGHT HIM! PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL HAS HIM SET…. CROWN OF THORNS! BUT TYLER ABLE TO ESCAPE; TYLER DROPS BEHIND POP, PULLING HIM IN— ACROSS THE PAR— WHERE IS MSTISLAV COME FROM?! MSTISLAV WITH A MISSLE DROPKICK TO THE JAW OF TYLER PARKER, WHICH ALSO DROPS POP ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A REVERSE DDT! GREAT MOVE FROM AREN MSTISLAV! KILLING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE WITH THAT MOVE! Both Tyler Parker and Prince of Phenomenal crawling to separate corners as Mstislav looks to take his pick. Mstislav lining up POP, and hits him with a hard running dropkick to the jaw, and Mstislav, wasting no time doing the same to the champion! But look at Mstislav, hitting the ropes, headed directly for Lucian Black who’s still outside of the ring— AND TAKES HIM OUT WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!
Stew-O: SUPERMAN PUNCH! LUCIAN BLACK JUST TOOK OUT AREN MSTISLAV IN MID AIR WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH! LUCIAN BLACK PLAYING POSSUM, LURING AREN IN AND ALMOST, IF NOT BREAKING HIS JAW! Mstislav just slumping back into the ring, almost unconscious as Lucian grabs him by the leg, dragging him under the bottom rope to the outside. Lucian, dragging the almost unconscious Aren Mstislav to his feet— and sends him head and shoulder first into the barricade! And just like that, Lucian Black may have just taken out of the participants in this match up. Lucian rolling back into the ring as Tyler Parker stumbles back to his feet, and Lucian Black takes him down with a jumping lariat! POP, dragging himself his feet in the corner, using the top rope as Lucian charges AND DRIVES THAT SHOULDER INTO THE RIBS OF THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL! YOU CAN ALMOST SEE THE AIR ESCAPE FROM THE LUNGS OF THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION! Lucian dragging POP out of the corner, picking him up onto his shoulder and drives him down into the mat with a running Powerslam! Lucian Black has quickly and dominantly taken control of this match.
HBG: Tyler Parker dragging himself back to his feet as Lucian Black stalks in wait. Tyler, finally back to a vertical base, but Lucian Black looking to quickly take him back down, letting out a loud roar— ANOTHER SUPERMAN PUNCH! NO TYLER’S ABLE TO AVOID IT! CODEBREAKER! TYLER PARKER WITH A CODEBREAKER, TAKING A PAGE OUT OF THE BOOK OF Y2IMPACT! ALL FOUR MEN ARE DOWN! Tyler Parker rolling under the bottom rope, looking to bring our first glass table into the contest! Tyler slides it under the bottom rope, into the ring and looks to set it up in the corner. Tyler pulls Lucian up to his feet and whips him straight into the table! Tyler looks to line Lucian up— BUT POP CUTS HIM OFF WITH A THUNDEROUS BIG BOOT! HE ALMOST TURNED TYLER PARKER INSIDE OUT! POP looks to turn his attention across to Lucian Black who drags himself away from that table, but drags himself directly into the grasp of the Prince of Phenomenal. POP picking Lucian up— and sends him across the ring with a fall away slam! Lucian rolling under the bottom rope, trying to gain some distance away from the Prince of Phenomenal, who’s made his way out of the ring also. POP has his sights set on Aren Mstislav who right now, may be the most vulnerable man in this match.
Stew-O: Aren, slowly beginning the stir as POP tries to drag him back onto his feet, which he is eventually able to do. POP driving the shoulder under the ribs of Mstislav and sends him spine first into that steel ring post! Aren Mstislav screaming in pain as POP picks him AND SEND HIM INTO THE BARRICADE WITH A FALL AWAY SLAM! BUT LOOK AT LUCIAN BLACK— SPEAR!!! SPEAR TO THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL!! Lucian Black rolls back into the ring, stalking Tyler Parker, whose still down after that huge big boot earlier from the Prince of Phenomenal. Tyler Parker slowly beginning the make his way to his feet, but he’s extremely close to that table which is set in that corner! Lucian Black has him in his sights— SPEAR!! SPEAR RIGHT THROUGH THAT GLASS TABLE!! NO, TYLER PARKER SIDESTEPS HIM; LUCIAN BLACK IS ABLE TO STOP HIMSELF BEFORE HITTING THAT TABLE, BUT TYLER PARKER FROM BEHIND— TYLER HAS HIM SET!! ACROSS THE PARK!! TYLER PARKER WITH THAT ROLLING CUTTER!! LUCIAN BLACK GOES DOWN!! But Tyler doesn’t seem to be finished, rolling under the bottom rope, looking to make his way to the top rope.
HBG: Tyler Parker taking a look down to POP and Aren Mstislav who have made their way back to their feet AND TYLER PARKER— TYLER PARKER TAKING BOTH MEN OUT WITH A MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE! WHAT A MOVE FROM THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION! ALL FOUR MEN ARE DOWN!! Who’s going to be the first to get back to his feet? That was an amazing move from Tyler Parker, but you would have to believe that it took just as much out of him, as it did to both Aren Mstislav and Prince of Phenomenal. It looks like both Tyler Parker and Aren Mstislav are dragging themselves back up to a vertical base. Aren Mstislav jacks the jaw of the champion, but Tyler fires back with a hard right of his own! These two men, rights and lefts, trying to hit each other with anything they can. These two beginning to make their way in front of my announcers table, as Aren gaining the advantage with a discus forearm, and another! Aren Mstislav rolling Tyler Parker onto the apron, looking to make his way up there too. Aren Mstislav pulling Tyler back up onto his feet, pulling him in, but Tyler quickly beginning to fight out of it; hitting Mstislav with a hard kick to the stomach!
Stew-O: Tyler now, setting up Mstislav, looking for something big here. Tyler Parker looking lifting Aren Mstislav high into the air— BRAINBUSTER!! NO, AREN’S ABLE TO DROP BEHIND THE CHAMPION, PUSHING HIM AWAY; TYLER QUICKLY TURNS AROUND—BUT TURNS INTO A BIG TIME SUPERKICK, LANDING FLUSH ON THE JAW! Tyler Parker is in a bag position on the apron as Aren Mstislav makes his way up to the top rope. Lucian tries to cut him off, but Mstislav kick him away AND ALMOST CRUSHES TYLER PARKER AGAINST THE APRON WITH A DIVING DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP! WHAT A MOVE BY AREN MSTISLAV! HE VERY MAY HAVE WELL JUST TAKEN THE CHAMPION OUT OF THE EQUATION! Tyler Parker falling from the apron, clutching at his ribs as Aren Mstislav grabs another glass table, setting it up next to the ring. Aren rolls back into the ring, but Lucian’s there to meet him. Aren trying to fight his way back to his feet, but Lucian with hard boots to the back of the head. Aren finally able to get to his feet as POP also makes his way back into the ring. Lucian sends Aren across the ring and tries to take him down with a Samoan Drop, but Aren fights out of it with vicious elbows to the side of his head. Aren is able to fight his way behind Lucian Black, BUT PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL ALMOST TAKES HIS HEAD OFF WITH A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF HIS SKULL! And POP now with a kick to the stomach of Lucian and takes him down with a snap DDT.
HBG: POP now dragging that glass table out of the corner and into the centre of the ring and sets it up before turning his attention back to the still down Lucian Black. POP grabs a handful of the hair of Lucian, dragging him back to his feet; POP signals that this match is over as he pulls Lucian in, POP lifts Lucian Black high into the air— CROWN OF THORNS!! BUT AREN FROM BEHIND WITH A CHOP BLOCK, TAKING OUT THE BACK OF THE KNEE OF THE PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL AND SAVING HIS CLAIM AT THE CHAMPIONSHIP! POP clutches at his knee as both Lucian Black and Aren Mstislav roll onto to separate sides of the apron, both dragging themselves back to their feet, meeting each other on different sides of the turnbuckle. Lucian Black with a strong right hard to the jaw of Mstislav, but Mstislav fires back with a hard forearm; both men beginning to make their way up the corner, that table set up directly behind Lucian Black, this isn’t the position that he would particularly want to be in. Aren Mstislav with another forearm, and another, but Lucian continuing to fight; Lucian Black with a headbutt, stunning Mstislav! Lucian looks down at that table before pulling Mstislav in for what seems to be a superplex! Lucian trying to send Mstislav over, but Mstislav shifts his weight, able to fight his way back onto top rope AND MSTISLAV WITH A HARD KNEE TO THE JAW OF LUCIAN, LUCIAN HOLDING ONTO THE CORNER WITH JUST THE ONE HAND— BUT LOOK AT MSTISLAV!! SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!!
Stew-O: BUT TYLER PARKER DRAGS THAT TABLE OUT OF THE WAY!! THERE’S STILL LIFE IN THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION, SAVING HIS CHAMPIONSHIP!! TYLER PARKER CLUTCHING AT THOSE RIBS BEFORE HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE BARRICADE— AND HITS THE FINAL CHAPTER AS AREN MSTISLAV GETS BACK TO HIS FEET!! AREN MSTISLAV DROPS TO THE GROUND IN A HEAP AS TYLER PARKER GRABS LUCIAN BLACK AND ROLLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING; TYLER PARKER DRAGGING LUCIAN TO HIS FEET AND PULLS HIM IN— DEPRAVITY!! BUT POP FROM BEHIND, LOCKING THE WAIST OF TYLER!! GERMAN SUPLEX!! NO, TYLER ABLE TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, ROLLING THROUGH— SPEAR!!!! LUCIAN BLACK JUST SPEARED THE LIVING HELL OUT OF PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL!! BUT TYLER— FINAL CHAPTER TO LUCIAN BLACK!! LUCIAN FALLS BACK ONTO THE TABLE; he’s in a bad position as Tyler Parker makes his way to the top rope, BUT LOOK MSTISLAV, HE PUSHES TYLER OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE! TYLER CRASHES AND BURNS!! MSTISLAV IS THE LAST MAN STANDING, PERCHED ON THE TOP ROPE!! 450 SPLASH!! AREN MSTISLAV SENDS LUCIAN BLACK THROUGH THAT GLASS TABLE WITH A 450 SPLASH; WE HAVE A NEW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!
(Ding, Ding, Ding!)
(“Imaginarium” – The Veer Union hits as Aren Mstislav is handed the National Extreme Championship as he pulled himself back to his feet.)
RA: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…. AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!! AREEEENNN MSIIIIITISLAVVVV!!!!!
Stew-O: THE SEVEN MONTH REIGN OF TYLER PARKER IS OVER!! AREN MSTISLAV IS THE NEW NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!! WHAT A WIN FOR THIS MAN!!

(The camera shows Aren Mstislav with the National Extreme Championship held high at the stage as he leaves the wreckage that the four-man war has caused as Tyler Parker holds the back of his head with cold eyes at Aren.)

(EAW Presents: Shock Value. November 22nd)

( Screen shows a dark room, as ominous music plays in the background )

( On the screen suddenly appears Mr. DEDEDE, wearing his signature trenchcoat with his title on his shoulder and a grown out beard, grinning at the camera )

Mr. DEDEDE: You think you’ve won.

( Zack Crash appears in a separate black room, in place of DEDEDE, looking grimly at the screen and shaking his head )

Zack Crash: Don’t you understand you’ve lost?…

( Camera switches to each man as they speak )

DDD: Surprised to see me like this? Don’t be mistaken, this isn’t who you think it is. But I just thought maybe.. maybe you’d need a reminder.

Crash: You had the gall to challenge me to a shot at YOUR championship DEDEDE? Like I wouldn’t accept? As if I’d turn you down? Did you REALLY think I won’t take away everything you have??

DDD: I want you to know that you haven’t taken anything from me Zack Crash… I want you to understand why we’re here. House of Glass always felt like a funeral of sorts, all because of two years back when I was sent to my doom with a 75 foot fall at TI. This show was the show that followed it, and it was as if EAW danced on my grave. Truth be told I never forgave that… I never forgot how EAW forgot me… how it moved on from me… as if I was nothing. But the only reason, THE ONLY REASON I stepped out of that pile of cable, table and ash.. was for THIS. THIS TITLE.

Crash: How long are you going to kid yourself before you understand you have no place here anymore? You haven’t been put through enough suffering? You really want to continue to defy me, as if I haven’t robbed you of your purpose already!? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH POWER I POSSESS??

DDD: YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME ZACK CRASH! IN CASE YOU FORGOT, I DIDN’T RETURN FOR ANY OF THESE PEOPLE! I DIDN’T COME HERE TO SAVE EAW! I DIDN’T COME BACK TO BE A HERO, OR TO VANQUISH THE MONSTER, OR TO SAVE THE FUCKING CHILDREN! I CAME BACK TO BE A GOD!

Crash: You weak… feeble pathetic man. You shouldn’t have overplayed your hand. Now tonight I’ll make you pay for that. I’ll make you pay dearly.

DDD: And… and it took me some time… but I got what I came for..

( DDD holds up a crown, and places it on his head revealing it to be the World Heavyweight Championship grown, with the eye of Horus placed on the front of it )

DDD: Let me remind you who I am.

Crash: Let me remind you of who I am.

DDD: I am the eye in the sky.

Crash: I am your usurper. Yeah DEDEDE, you were right about me, you were right all along. I was never here to save any of these people. I never came for the betterment of EAW. Congratulations, you got me, but unfortunately that means absolutely nothing.

DDD: I am the maker of rules. I am the light through the fog. I am the sun in the sky. I AM what I say I am, because I’ve proven it.

Crash: You know the truth, you were powerless to stop me. As great as you say you are… you were nothing more than a helpless child getting his toy castle taken away from him. How sad.

DDD: I am not a protector.. I am a RULER! I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU DO TO THESE PEOPLE BUT THE REASON WHY I CHALLENGED YOU IS SIMPLE.. ITS BECAUSE YOU’RE LIVING IN AN IMAGINARY WORLD PLAYING AS A PRETEND GOD! AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT THIS IS MY WORLD!

Crash: You sit in your glass rocking chair drinking from your glass cup, hiding behind your glass closed doors, staring at your glass portrait of your fragile, glass glory. YOU LIVE IN A HOUSE OF GLASS MR. DEDEDE! AND THAT HOUSE OF GLASS COMES TUMBLING DOWN ON YOU TONIGHT!

DDD: TONIGHT, ZACK CRASH..

Crash: TONIGHT DEDEDE,

DDD: THERE ARE NO EXCUSES!

Crash: THERE’S NO MORE HIDING!

DDD: TONIGHT CRASH,

Crash: TONIGHT DEDEDE,

DDD: I SHOW YOU WHY I’M THE BEST!

Crash: I PROVE YOU’RE NOTHING AT ALL! TONIGHT…

(SPLIT-SCREEN)

Crash & DEDEDE: TONIGHT.. YOUR TRUMAN’S SHOW BOAT HITS ITS WALL!

( The images of both men fade out, and the House of Glass logo appears on the screen and the screen shatters, as it goes to the arena where the fans are cheering on and http://i.imgur.com/Rwp7Br5.png shows up signaling for the match. )

( Camera returns to the arena, where the RA is standing in the center of the ring )

Ring Announcer: The following is a GLASS WALLS match.. contested for the WOOOORLLLD HEAVVYYYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOONSHIP!!! This match can only end simply by pinfall or submission!

( The RA quickly leaves the ring, and ominous music begins to play as the Glass Walls from above slowly rises and surrounds the ring )

HBG: This thing never ceases to amaze me man..

Stew: The blue tint and mystifying aura of that fear imposing structure.. four sides of jagged glass walls 15 foot high with glass panels being held together by breakable material. Not to mention a small array of weapons at the disposal of the contestants. Eighteen men have ever stepped foot of this structure before in an EAW ring, and only four of them are still active competitors.

( “Outlaw” by Disciple hits, and Zack Crash comes out from the back in ring gear with his eyes set on the Glass Walls )

Ring Announcer: Introducing the CHALLENGER.. from Charleston, West Virginia weighing in at 225 POOOOUNNNNDSSS, HE IS THE CHAIRMAN OF EXTREME ANSWERS WRESTLINGGGG… ZAAAAACCKKK CRRRAAAAAAASHHHHH!!

HBG: I don’t know about you Stew, but I’m watching my mouth during this match. I don’t need any of that Quality Control headed my way, no thanks.

Stew: Zack Crash is being called the challenger by the ring announcer, but in all actuality it was he who was challenged to this match by DEDEDE himself on Dynasty. Crash has done good on asserting his authority, but there’s still been a power struggle of sorts between he and Mr. DEDEDE, and in a match as destructive and personal as this, the pressure’s on even for the Chairman!

( “Till I Collapse” by Eminem hits, and Mr. DEDEDE comes out with the World Heavyweight title belt, in his trenchcoat with the WHC crown on his head )

Ring Announcer: His opponent… from FT. LAUDERDALE, FLORIDA, weighing 229 POOOOOOOUNNDSSSS.. HE IS THE WOOOOOORLDDD HEAVYYYWEEEEIGHT CHAMPIOOOOONNNNN… MISSTTEEEEEERRRRRRRR .. DEEEEEEDEEEEEEEDEEEEEEE!!!!

HBG: Here’s a man who knows how to work under pressure! The five time World Champion, five time Match of the Year winner, EAW hall of famer!

Stew: There’s no telling the mind set of this man heading into this.. he’s willingly stepped into the Glass Walls match, a match neither of these men have ever stepped foot in before in an EAW ring because he wants to make SURE it’s just him and Crash!

( DEDEDE hands his belongings to a ringside official, and enters ring through the glass door and he and Zack Crash face off in the middle of the ring, surrounded by Glass Walls and his music dies down )

HBG: This is easily the most dangerous structure in pro wrestling history, this risk factor is off the charts! Which is why even the ringside barriers had to be pushed back for the fans safety. BUT THIS ISN’T ABOUT SAFETY, THIS IS ABOUT BRUTALITY, SO LET’S GET IT ON!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: BOTH MEN RUSH RIGHT INTO IT, RIGHT HANDS BEING TRADED IN THE OPENING TO THIS GLASS WALLS MATCH UP FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! NO LET UP FROM EITHER OF THEM, AND CRASH STAGGERS BACK.. DEDEDE CONTINUES WITH THE PUNCHES, BUT CRASH TAKES DEDEDE’S MOMENTUM AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE GLASS WALL! NO, DDD stops himself and hits an elbow followed by a BACK FIST sending Crash stumbling into the corner, ROUNDHOUSE blocked by Crash and DEDEDE hits those corner lunges into the midsection, sending the shoulder blade into the ribs!

HBG: DEDEDE whips Crash across the ring, but Crash reverses the whip, but DDD counters the reversal with his own whip into the knee, followed by a jumping knee to the face! AND DDD PULLS UP ZACK CRASH AND SENDS HIM FLYING THROUGH THE RING ROPES, HEAD SMACKING INTO THE GLASS WALL! Crash blocked some of it and DEDEDE pulls him in and looks for a headlock takedown, but Crash gets the head-scissors, both men return to their feet — WILD swing by Crash, ducked by DDD, BIG BOOT BY DDD, ducked by Crash and Crash bounces off the ropes and hits a SIDE-BODY TAKEDOWN FOLLOWED BY GROUNDED PUNCHES!

Stew: DDD gets to a knee quickly after those unprotected hits and Crash keeps the headlock, runs up the ropes, up the wall and flips behind DEDEDE and turns for PERHAPS THE CRASH COURSE ALREADY, SPINNING UNPRETTIERRR but DDD spins out of that deadly move and both men back into the ropes, DDD GOES FOR THE SPEAR, but Crash counetrs with the hip toss! DDD rises, Crash with another hiptoss, but DEDEDE stops it and hits the SHORT-ARM TWIST LARIAT! DDD yanks him back up by that arm and YANKS HIM INTO THE KNEE TO THE FACE! DDD with ahold of Crash now hits the BACK-ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEX THROW INTO THE WALLS! ZACK CRASH’S BODY SMACKS INTO THE WALLS AND ZACK IS SEATED ON THE TOP ROPES, LEANED BACK ON THE WALL AS DDD RUNS THE ROPES AND HITS THE BIG BOOT!

HBG: Crash collapses between the ropes and the wall, a dangerous position for most people who compete in this thing.. and DEDEDE TAKES OFF WITH A SPEAR TO CRASH, BUT CRASH LIFTS THE KNEE! Crash enters the ring and floors DEDEDE with a powerful clothesline, yanks DDD up by his hair and hits the russian legsweep, NO DEDEDE SPINS INTO THE GRAND SLAM! But Crash counters that into the armbreaker, and counters with the CROSSFACE! Not so fast, DDD rolls through into a pin, but Crash quickly kicks out and DEDEDE from that position attempts the Meth Lock!!

Stew: Crash REFUSES to be trapped, he shoots to his feet and DEDEDE wants the neckbreaker, but Crash turns and looks for a STRAIGHTJACKET GERMAN SUPLEX! No, DDD escapes, turns around, COUNTERS FOR THE DEDEDE DDT! No, Crash hoists DDD and seats him on the ring ropes and hits a DROPKICK SENDING DDD’S HEAD SMACKING INTO THE WALL, CRACKING A PANEL AND HE COLLAPSES TO THE APRON! Now DDD getting himself back up gets hit with a SPEAR BY ZACK CRASH! Crash runs the ropes again… SPEAR AGAIN! Crash runs the ropes once more… DDD SIDE-STEPS, AND CRASH HITS THE WALL! That part of the wall cracks and Crash is hung over the middle rope, totally rattled. DDD slightly climbs and reaches a trashcan from the top of one of the walls, and puts it underneath Crash’s face… and DDD climbs the ropes with support from the Glass Wall and hits A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP SENDING CRASH’S FACE INTO THE TRASHCAN!!! WHAT A NASTY STOMP!

HBG: OOUCH! Now DDD drags Crash to the center of the ring and covers!

Ref: OOOOOONNNEE… TWOOOOOOO,

HBG: KICK OUT! DEDEDE pulls Crash up now, and SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES WITH HIS FACE SMACKING INTO THE WALL, CRACKING SOME OF IT! Crash knocked back to the ground and DDD hooks the legs… LOOKING TO SLINGSHOT CRASH INTO THE WALL.. But wow, Crash catches himself, balances on the ropes and hits a MOONSAULT, HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!

Ref: OOOOOONEE!! TWOOOOOOO!!!

Stew: KICK OUT! DDD and Crash rise at the same time, and a european uppercut from DEDEDE, and its followed by a discus forearm, sending Crash leaning back on the ropes.. and DDD goes running towards him, Zack catches him with the legs for the HURRICANRANA! DDD sent flying into a wall, recovers and Crash reels him in and hits the SIDE EFFECT, AND THE HOOK OF THE LEG.

Ref: OOOOOOONEEE.. TWOOOOOO,

HBG: Kick out at two. Zack Crash shaking off cobwebs and he grabs DEDEDE again and hits a BACK SUPLEX into the Glass Wall! And Crash with ahold of the champ now DRIVES HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE GLASS WALL, SMASHING HIS HEAD DAMN NEAR THROUGH IT! Listen to the sound of DDD’s head smacking against the glass, look at how damaged the glass is… And CRASH HAS DEDEDE UP IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP AND RUNS BACKWARD SENDING DDD’S SPINE INTO THE SAME WALL, SHATTERING IT AN HITTING AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP IN THE CANVAS! Crash now heads over to one of the walls grab himself one of the few weapons hanging from it.. and he’s got himself a BARBEDWIRE BASEBALL BAT, HIS FAVORITE! DDD up, and CRASH SWINGS IT INTO HIS RIBS, AS DDD BACKS INTO THE ROPES GROANING IN PAIN… CRASH SWINGS AT HIS HEAD FOR THE FENCES, BUT DDD DODGES AS THE BAT SMASHES THROUGH THE WALL! Crash yanks it out and SWINGS FOR DDD AGAIN, BUT THE BAT HITS THE TURNBUCKLE AND THE BARBEDWIRE GETS CAUGHT ON IT! Now DDD yanks a Kendo stick from the wall and SWATS IT INTO CRASH FRANTICALLY, CRASH now on the retreat! DDD pulls Crash up and looks for the DDD-O-MATIC! BUT CRASH SENDS BACK ELBOWS AND COUNTERS WITH A SNAPMARE, AND SNAPS THAT KENDO STICK DAMN NEAR IN TWO OVER DDD’S HEAD!!

Stew: The World Champ clutching his head, he’s in a bad way here and Crash gets up, and STOMPS repeatedly on DEDEDE’s head, screaming at him!

Crash: YOU ASKED FOR THIS! YOU ASKED FOR THIS DEDEDE!

Stew: Crash getting a few things off his chest and now he brings DDD to the apron and covers his torso with the trash can. Now Crash heads back to the other corner and rips the barbedwire bat from the padded turnbuckle, and heads over to DDD… ANOTHER SHOT WITH THAT BARBEDWIRE BAT INTO THE RIBS! AND ANOTHER SHOT INTO THE TRASHCAN, DDD TRYING TO MOVE AWAY ON THE APRON, BUT CRASH CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLE AND SWINGS DOWN THAT BARBEDWIRE BAT TO THE TOP OF DEDEDE’S TRASHCAN COVERED HEAD! Now Crash climbs up that wall even further to the top while DDD can barely react, can barely stand.. and CRASH LEAPS OFF FOR HIS OWN DOUBLE FOOT STOMP INTO THE TOP OF DDD’S TRASHCAN COVERED TORSO!!!!!! AND CRASH HURTS HIMSELF, CRASHING INTO THE WALL, BREAKING SOME OF IT! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, BUT DEDEDE WAS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED!!!

HBG: THAT WAS CRAZY! WE’VE GOT A REPLAY SHOWING OF THAT RIGHT NOW ON THE DOUBLE SCREEN, THAT DESERVES ANOTHER LOOK! That was nuts dude, that could have broken the mans neck! Crash eventually rolls DDD to the center of the ring, trashcan off him and covers!

Ref: OOOOOOOONEE… TWOOOOOOOOO…..

HBG: THE KICK OUT! Huge move, but it just wasn’t enough. Just look at Crash’s back, it’s sliced open due to the contact he made with the wall during that stomp! This match is so dangerous people, it can’t be stressed enough what dangers lie in this thing. Crash pulls DDD up and brings him to a seated position on the turnbuckle.. Crash follows him up there and pulls him up to his feet, and WAIT, IS HE LOOKING FOR A FLIP BOTTOM!!? NO, NO WAY, HE’S NOT GONNA NAIL THE C4! NOT FROM THERE!

Stew: DDD counters with punches, desperately trying to evade that and, standing on the ropes he kicks Crash in the midsection… but now DEDEDE IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP OF THE GLASS WALLS, AND CRASH FOLLOWS HIM AND EVENTUALLY BOTH MEN ARE STOOD RIGHT AT THE TOP! THEY’RE EXCHANGING BLOWS TO THE BODY AND THE FACE, PUNCHES GALORE, AND CRASH HAS DDD HOOKED FOR SOMETHING…. BUT DDD SHOVES CRASH OFF THE TOP AS HE LANDS RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! THE CHAIRMAN TAKES THAT LONG FALL TO THE RING, AND DDD’S STILL STANDING AT THE TOP…. DDD NOW GRABS HIMSELF A STEEL CHAIR HUNG NOT TOO FAR FROM THE TOP OF THE WALL AS CRASH LOOKS TO RISE, AND TUCKS IT UNDER HIS ARM!!! THE CRAZED LOOK IN HIS EYE! WE ALL KNOW WHATS COMING…. OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!!! WINGS OF HELL FROM THE TOP OF THE WALLS!!!! A NEARLY 15 FOOT WINGS OF HELL SENT INTO ZACK CRASH’S SPINE!!! WHAT AN IMPACT, CRASH ABSOLUTELY CRINGING IN PAIN! ….

HBG: UNREAL, THAT MAY HAVE BEEN THE BIGGEST WINGS OF HELL EVER! AND NOW AFTER A MOMENT DDD HAS CRASH ROLLED TO HIS BACK AND DDD DROPS AN ARM OVER HIM!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!! .. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ….

HBG: CRASH SHOOTS A SHOULDER UP! That Wings of Hell was one for the highlight reels! Crash was on the cusp of gaining a real serious advantage, but he just took a couple of major, major blows.. DEDEDE’s got a deadly look fixated on his opponent.. he eventually grabs Crash by the head and SENDS HIS BODY FLINGING INTO THE GLASS WALL! Now DEDEDE grabs Crash again.. and SENDS HIM RIGHT INTO THE GLASS DOOR, AND IT SWINGS OPEN AND SLIGHTLY CRACKS AS CRASH COLLAPSES ON THE STEEL STEPS! The champ giving a menacing look at the chairman as he steps onto the steel steps and descends to ringside. DEDEDE pulls Crash up to his feet and hits a harsh knife edged chop, followed by punches into his skull at ringside, as Crash can barely keep footing and blood is trickling down his face! DEDEDE sends some calculated shots right into the wound, bringing Crash down and DEDEDE digs under the ring… AND PULLS OUT… WHAT THE FUCKING HELL? IS THAT A GLASS GUITAR?? GLASS FORMED IN THE SHAPE OF A GUITAR, AND YOU CAN SEE THUMBTACKS AND SHARDS OF GLASS PACKED INTO IT…

Stew: WHAT IN GODS NAME HAS MR. DEDEDE BROUGHT INTO THIS MATCH… THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE….. DEDEDE WINDS UP THE GLASS EQUALIZER AND WANTS TO SWING THAT FUCKING THING AT CRASH’S HEAD!!!! THAT’S TWISTED!!!!

HBG: LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK!!! FROM BEHIND, RUNNING TO RINGSIDE, IT’S QUALITY CONTROL! THE RIOT POLICE RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP, AND ONE OF THEM SNATCH THE GUITAR AWAY AS THEY ALL START TAKING DOWN DEDEDE!

Stew: NOT AGAIN! NOT AGAIN! THAT DAMN QUALITY CONTROL! THEY’RE PUTTING THE BOOTS TO DEDEDE AND SAVING CRASH’S ASS FROM UTTER DESTRUCTION!!! AND NOW THEY’RE PICKING DEDEDE UP, SEVERAL OF THEM HAVE HIM HOISTED.. AND THEY DRIVE DEDEDE’S BODY THROUGH THE GLASS WALLS, SENDING HIM BACK INTO THE RING! THIS GLASS WALLS MATCH WAS SUPPOSED TO KEEP QUALITY CONTROL OUT, BUT IT’S DONE NOTHING OF THAT SORT! Crash, with a smug look on his face wipes blood off his brow and is climbing the Glass Walls from the outside with that glass Equalizer in one hand.. and in the ring a couple members of Quality Control are restraining DEDEDE as he’s fighting all he can to escape! OH MY GOD NO, NO NO NO NO NO CRASH!!! CRASH IS STANDING AT THE TOP OF THE GLASS WALLS WITH THAT EQUALIZER IN BOTH HANDS, LOOKING DOWN SADISTICALLY AT THE WORLD CHAMPION!!! DON’T DO THIS! DON’T DO THIS!!!

HBG: WAIT A SECOND SOMEONE’S BEHIND HIM!!! WHAT THE HELL.. THAT’S… THAT’S DIAMOND CAGE!!!!!

( Crash turns and sees Cage behind him and looks on in shock, as Cage begins laughing )

Diamond Cage: PAYBACK YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

HBG: CAGE!!!!! CAGE SHOVES ZACK CRASH OFF THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE CRASHING INTO QUALITY CONTROL, FLOORING ALL 8 OF THOSE MEN!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!

Stew: WHERE DID HE EVEN COME FROM!?!?!?

HBG: MY GOD CAGE GOT UP THOSE WALLS SO QUICKLY AND SENT CRASH DOWN!

Stew: THE ECCENTRIC DIABLO DIAMOND CAGE HAS GOTTEN INVOLVED, WHAT ON EARTH DROVE HIM TO DO THIS!?

HBG: I GUESS HE’S REPAYING THE FAVOR FROM TI WHEN CRASH HAD QUALITY CONTROL BRUTALLY ASSAULT HIS OWN TEAM.. LOOK STEW, THE OTHER TWO MEMBERS OF QUALITY CONTROL ARE HEADED TOWARDS DC NOW AND ARE POINTING THEIR TASERS AT HIM… AND THEY TASE DC! DEAR GOD!

DC: THOSE THINGS DON’T WORK ON ME YOU STUPID PIECES OF FUCK!!

HBG: DC LEAPS OF THE TOP AND TAKES DOWN BOTH MEN!!! BOTH MEN TRYING TO GET THE UPPER HAND, AND A UNSCATHED MEMBER OF QALITY CONTROL FROM THE OUTSIDE RUNS INTO THE RING…. SPEAR FROM DEDEDE!!! AND DC BEING DOUBLE TEAMED, BUT THERE’S THE SPEAR FROM DEDEDE ON ANOTHER ONEOF THE RIOT POLICE! CAGE NOW HOISTS THE OTHER ONE UP… MERCY RULE!!! DRILLING HIM INTO THE MAT!

( DC and DEDEDE stand across from each other, staring coldly at each other and DC spits at the floor in front of DDD )

Stew: BITTER ENEMIES, AND THAT MAY NEVER CHANGE BUT DEDEDE REPAYING THE FAVOR! AND DEDEDE GRABS ONE MEMBER OF QUALITY CONTROL AND DRIVES HIM THROUGH THE GLASS WALL TO THE OUTSIDE! DEAR LORD! DEDEDE GRABS ANOTHER… SENDS HIM THROUGH ANOTHER WALL AS WELL! Cage tosses his man through the glass doorway as that riot policeman land on the steps!!! Now thankfully EMT’s and security getting the riot police out of here, GOOD RIDDANCE!

( Diamond Cage at ringside sends Crash back into the ring, and shuts the glass door behind him before exiting through the depths of the crowd without looking back )

HBG: Cage has gotten in the way of Crash’s death blow, and CLEARLY he’s done it to send a message to the Chairman! Crash has taken two MAJOR falls in this match, and DEDEDE’s back at ringside dragging a weary Zack Crash from the ground and DRIVING HIM RIGHT INTO THE WALLS, AND DEDEDE SMASHES HIS FACE SEVERAL TIMES INTO THE WALL OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER, SMASHING SEVERAL PANELS IN THE PROCESS! Crash is completely out of it, he barely knows where he is, he barely knows what to do, and DEDEDE SENDS HIM ACROSS THE RING WITH A HARD IRISH WHIP SENDING CRASH’S BODY SMACKING INTO THE WALL, AND COLLAPSING TO RINGSIDE! NOW DEDEDE GETS TO THE CORNER, DROPS TO A KNEE AWAITING FOR CRASH TO RISE….. AFTER A MOMENT HE DOES… TURNS AROUND….. AND DEDEDE TAKES OFF WITH THE SPEAR!! CRASH TURNED INSIDE OUT FROM THAT SPEAR LANDING ON THE BACK OF HIS NECK, HOOK OF THE LEG!

Ref: OOOOOOOOOONEE!!! .. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! …. THRRREE

Stew: KICK OUT!!! KICK OUT, RIGHT BEFORE THREE! I’LL HAVE TO ADMIT, THAT IS IMPRESSIVE! No one ever denied the great fighting spirit by Zack Crash, even if he is a snake, even if he is the devil! DEDEDE rises and climbs up the wall, snatching a steel chair from the top as Zack Crash struggles to recover from that spear… and DEDEDE LAYS IN A STIFF CHAIRSHOT TO THE ARM. AND ANOTHER SHOT HITS THE SPINE AS ZACK WAILS IN PAIN, AND DEDEDE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A CONCHAIRTO! Crash holding his head, that may have unleashed the floodgates and busted him back open… Now DEDEDE unfolds the chair and pulls CRASH IN FOR THE DEDEDE DDT THIS TIME! NO! NO A LOW BLOW FROM CRASH.. AND A HUGE SPIT-KNOCKING UPPERCUT!

HBG: You can tell the Chairman’s completely desperate here, but desperate times call for desperate measures! Crash sending in rights and lefts on his knees right before a grounded DEDEDE… now both men exchanging right hands, trying to block and trying to counter… and after a moment CRASH PULLS DEDEDE UP AND IS GOING FOR THE CRASH COURSE!!!! SPINNING UNPRETTIER INTO THE CHAIR– BUT NO, DURING THE SPIN DEDEDE BACKFLIPS BEHIND CRASH AND ATTEMPTS THE GERMAN! NO CRASH TWIRLS BEHIND DEDEDE AND HITS THE CHAOS REIGN! SKULL CRUSHING FINALE INTO THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR!

Stew: WHAT A RUSH, BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, THAT CHAIR’S BEEN DESTROYED, THEIR BODIES ARE DESTROYED!

( Several replays air of the sequence, ending with DEDEDE going face first into the seat of the chair )

Stew: The cover!

Ref: OOOOOOONNNEEEE… TWOOOOOOOOOOO… THRRRR–

Stew: KICK OUT! DEDEDE’s not done yet, but it seems to be getting really close! Crash is still trying to shake off the pain, but now he’s come-to and pulls DEDEDE up.. and sends him SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE GLASS! DEDEDE in the corner holding his arm that looks lacerated, and Zack walks over and climbs over him, and reaches to the top of the corner of the GW to get a burlap bag down!! Oh god, Crash going for broke here! LOOK LOOK, DEDEDE GRABS HIM AND HAS HIM HELD FOR THE POWERBOMB, BUT ZACK CRASH TEEING OFF PUNCHES! DEDEDE TAKES CRASH OUT OF THE CORNER, BUT CRASH GRABS ANOTHER KENDO STICK OFF THE WALL AND SWATS DEDEDE WITH IT! DEDEDE collapses, and Crash HITS ANOTHER RUTHLESS SWAT ON HIS ARMS, AND HIS BACK, AND THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! ANOTHER SWAT! ANOTHER! SEVERAL MORE TO THE MIDSECTION, AND CHOKES HIM OUT WITH THE KENDO STICK FROM BEHIND! CRASH HAS THE CAMEL CLUTCH IN WITH THE KENDO STICK CHOKING DDD OUT…

HBG: DDD shoots to his feet, but he’s still being choked out by that Kendo Stick!! OH! Look, DDD SWINGS HIS HEEL BACK INTO THE GROIN!! Crash wincing in pain, completely letting go and DDD SWATS A KNOCKOUT BLOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, sending Crash collapsing into the ring ropes… now DEDEDE PICKS UP THAT BAG AND EMPTIES THE SHATTERED GLASS ON THE CANVAS!! DEDEDE GRABS CRASH NOW AND HITS THE REVERSE STO PLANTING HIM FACE FIRST INTO GLASS!!! OH GOD!!! OH OH LOOK DDD SNATCHES THE KENDO STICK FROM THE GROUND AND YANKS CRASH VERTICALLY FOR THE METH LOCK!!!!

Stew: OH MY GOD, THE METH LOCK EQUIPPED WITH THE KENDO STICK TO CHOKE HIM OUT!!! GOOD GRIEF, BLOOD POURING DOWN BOTH MENS FACES, BUT IT’S RUSHING DOWN CRASH’S BLOODIED FACE WITH GLASS DRIVEN INTO IT AND CRASH IS TURNING PURPLE, HE’S LOSING IT! HE’S FADING QUICKLY, AND DEDEDE IS REARING BACK MORE!!!! AND CRASH TAPS OUT!!!!! ZACK CRASH TAPS OUT!!!! IT’S OVER!!! MR. DEDEDE IS STILL YOUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( ”Till I Collapse” hits and DEDEDE releases the hold and drops to all fours )

Ring Announcer: Here is your winnerrr AND STILL WOOORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOONNNN… MMMMMIISSTEEEEEERRRRR DEEEEEEDEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Stew: DEDEDE CLINGS ON TO HIS CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN FOR DEAR LIFE, AND HE COMES AWAY THE VICTOR IN THIS HELLACIOUS BATTLE!

( The ref hands the World Heavyweight title to DEDEDE, raising his hand as DEDEDE drops besides Crash and gets in his face, showing off the belt )

HBG: DEDEDE letting crash hear it now! Man that was a HELL of a main event! These guys beat the absolute HELL out of each other! That Glass Walls fucked the both of these guys up as bad as I thought it would, but DEDEDE was able to find his victory through a crack by snapping in the Meth Lock, and he had it from there.

Stew: And how about Diamond Cage? I never even considered the ramifications to what he did truthfully, he took out Quality Control and shockingly helped out Mr. DEDEDE, one of his mortal enemies eventually even the odds!

( DEDEDE climbs to the top of the Glass Walls, and celebrates lifting the corna and holding the title up relishing in his victory )

Stew: In as usual one of the most destructive FPVs in EAW today, the World title is retained in an emphatic way!

HBG: It looks like that’s all she wrote! Stay tuned tomorrow for Showdown and Voltage, and of course next week on Dynasty for the developments in the excitement! Only in EAW! For Stew-O, I’m HBG, Goodnight from the Tacoma Dome!

( DEDEDE holds up the WHC crown and the WHC title while standing at the top of the Walls, and that is the scene until the camera fades to black )

( EAW logo buzzes )

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