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Grand Rampage 2021

[SCREENBAR – Parking Lot, LIVE]

(The camera shot opens up to display a view of the interior parking lot inside of the Globe Life Field, showing car after car after car, the vehicles of EAW Elitists and company workers alike, all packed together in the vehicle version of a mass gathering. Those cars sure as hell aren’t following any guidelines :mjpls:. The camera fades to the shot of a back wheel, clearly more expensive than other cars, before it begins to drive forward, until we get a distant shot of the car. The car pulls up in one of the only parking spots available, before out steps SOSA Henderson, dressed in a very flashy outfit, with his jewelry shining due to the indoors lights. SOSA opens up the trunk of his car, before grabbing his suitcase, and pulling it out. After locking the car, he then begins to march towards the entrance of the arena, heading backstage into the EAW hallways.)

SOSA Henderson: Time to smoke some motherfuckers.

(SOSA takes a confident deep breath as he continues to walk further and further out of the parking lot, as the camera follows his every footstep, being a few steps ahead of him to catch this on air. The cheers of the audience would be heard clearly, because everybody loves SOSA. Well, mostly everybody. SOSA Henderson would be suddenly stopped in his tracks, as he notices something off into the distance, beyond the cameraman itself. The sound of SOSA’s suitcase hitting the floor can be heard, before a familiar voice speaks up.)

???: Hey, SOSA. We are not done here.

(The camera suddenly turns around, before panning over to where the voice came from, revealing Myles and Minerva stood blocking off the entrance to the arena, preventing him from walking through.)

Myles: Those fucking idiots you call allies aren’t here with you. Why is that exactly?

SOSA Henderson: You think I’m gonna need anyone’s help to get through you? Forget Minerva, you’re the bitch around here.

Minerva: I called you a victim of ours earlier this week, and I’m not surprised you backed those claims up. The Voltvengers are nothing compared to New Eden, and as for us stopping the Grand Rampage having a winner? Well… just turn around.

(SOSA Henderson’s eyebrow raises, until suddenly, Drake King runs up behind him, and smashes a steel chain into the back of his knee. SOSA Henderson almost instantly drops down, bending his knee from the impact, before Myles and Minerva begin to gang up on him. Myles and Minerva rush towards SOSA Henderson, before connecting with stereo big boots straight to both sides of his head. SOSA begins to fall, however Myles catches him by the waist, and lifts him up onto his shoulder, in the Canadian Rack position. Minerva hits a superkick to the side of SOSA’s head, pushing him into the Canadian Rack DDT, completing the ‘Pandora’s Kiss’ combination, straight onto the concrete ground, leaving him unconscious. Drake King squats down next to SOSA Henderson, to get down to his level, before talking to him.)

Drake King: Is this what you wanted, SOSA? Did you just want to be left behind in the dust? Did you feel above us to the point of silence? You fought to “defend” Voltage against us, but here you are now; lying down in a heap on the ground. I thought you were supposed to be bigger than this… bigger than us? What happened to that?

(SOSA Henderson begins to slightly wake up, reaching out his arm over to Drake King, trying to grab him by the hair, however, Minerva would grab him by the fingers, before roughly kicking him in his stomach to keep him down.)

Drake King: When all of this is over, don’t act shocked. Don’t act like this is a surprise to you, or a robbery. You were destined to fail from the start.

(Drake King stands back up on his feet, before dropping the steel chain next to SOSA’s head, on the concrete ground. Drake then grabs SOSA by his upper arm, and drags him on top of the large chain. Taking a few steps back, Drake effectively sets SOSA Henderson up for an even bigger blow to the head, as Myles and Minerva lift SOSA off the ground by his arms and legs, not a single part of his body touching the ground. Drake King charges up, before connecting with the ‘Judgement Day’ Curb Stomp straight into the steel chain, with SOSA Henderson elevated off the ground, doing double the initial damage it was going to be with a chain, even with concrete. SOSA falls limp against the ground, as Drake stands back up straight, and adjusts his robes back into position, before walking back over to Minerva and Myles.)

Myles: We told you all along, and now we’re acting on it. Our goal was doubted, but it’s only set to come true, and how serious we are about it came at your expense, SOSA. You’re lying at our feet, and what can you do to stop us? Nothing. And part of me tells me you won’t even be there to try. Goodbye, SOSA. No one but New Eden.

(Myles looks down at SOSA’s body, unconscious, not even moving; completely limp in a heap on the ground after having his head pulverized with the steel chain and the ‘Judgement Day’, and before that, the tag team combinations from Myles and Minerva. The trio stand together, unionized, over SOSA Henderson’s body, before one by one they walk out of frame. First Myles, then Minerva, then lastly Drake, who takes one last look at SOSA Henderson’s unconscious, prone body on the ground, before the camera zooms up on him as well. Medical workers and referees all run over, but it’d be too late for them to stop any conflict; the job was done. As SOSA is treated to, Grand Rampage fades to darkness.)

(EAW Intro plays.)

(We open to find a large Roman style hallway, adorned with red curtains that have a golden trim along the outside hanging down along the upper walls and ornately carved pillars left and right. A black and white checkerboard of tile on the floor leads the pathway up as a faint clinking sound can be heard.)

Narrator: There is an arena known for eradicating the weak. A place where many fail and few stand tall.

(As the camera moves down the hallway we see that there are various marble statues lining the walls. They seem familiar but are too far to tell at the moment.)

Narrator: In this arena, legends are born. Forged solely from the will to survive as legions of foes stand across from one another, battling to the death until only one survivor lives to tell the tale.

(We begin to pass by the various statues and we see the finely crafted stonework, several faces become evident. Carved statues of Masters, Captain Charisma, and Cy Henderson are seen along the hallway.)

Narrator: These powerful warriors, heroes in their own right, a legacy crafted in the pool of blood left around them. Standing above dozens of bodies left behind from the battle. Thirty… forty… it mattered not how many bodies had to suffer. They sought their prize and claimed it.

(Some statues appear to have been smashed, lost to time. But still standing and perfectly shaped are images of Hades The Hellraiser, Johnny Ventura, and Jamie O’Hara.)

Narrator: And then there are those who held this great glory, yet return to taste it once again in the same pit of hell they were cast into and escaped once before.

(The final two statues show Rex McAllister and Impact, both standing directly opposite one another as the camera now turns upward to show a large red cloth over something tall. Near the bottom, the lower half of a human can be seen sticking out, sitting with their head and shoulders under the cloth. The clinking noise from before has grown louder and louder and seems to coincide with the movements of this person under the cloth.)

*CLINK— CLINK CLINK*

(It’s an artist, carving a brand new statue into this memorial hall by hand with the use of a chisel.)

Narrator: Tonight… a new legend will be crafted as this battle will be waged once more. Thirty able warriors will step inside of this legendary arena. Blood will be shed and power will be put on display. A war will be waged amongst And when the dust clears… only one will remain.

*CLINK CLINK— CLINK CLINK*

(We pan over to see a book open on the floor. It’s a book of paintings and artwork. Air seems to be blowing through the hallway as pages begin to flip.)

Narrator: Kings of old will try and reclaim their crowns. And the new age will aim to set itself in stone. A battle of pain and wits, with only one crown to share between the two.

(The book stops on an acrylic painting that shows two men locked in a test of strength amidst a large gladiatorial arena. Charlie Marr stands shirtless, toe to toe with his muscles flexed, trying to force back Xander Payne. Xander appears in Roman armor and seems to be nearly rabid, frothing at the mouth as he tries to tear Charlie apart. The wind begins to pick up and the pages flip again.)

*CLINK CLINK*

Narrator: Warriors new and old will do battle. An aim to test their might against one another. To display their power and capability. To determine who truly is the stronger amongst them.

(The book now stops on a page of two knights stood back to back with their helmets in their arms and swords drawn in their hands. Behind them is a medieval crowd, ready to watch a duel between the two. These knights appear to be Jack Ripley and Xavier Williams. The book’s pages begin to flip back and forth again.)

Narrator: Stalwart defenders, seeking to hold off enemy forces will stand defiant. While the insurgents will attempt to slay those that stand in their path.

(The pages fall now on an image of an old city gate. We see Maxwell dressed in barbaric rags, swinging a rusted falchion down. Beneath the swing of the weapon is Adam Lucas, rising to meet his attacker with his shield in hand. The wind continues to flow through the room, turning the pages further.)

*CLINK CLINK— CLINK*

Narrator: Those who have suffered, who have struggled and strived will seek to tear down the tyrants that rule above them.

(The book now stops on an ornate painting of two women. One stands mid-swing of her sword, a crown upon her head as King Kass is in full regal attire in a throne room. Across from her is Consuela Rose Ava, dressed as a roguish assassin with a hood and cloak. Consuela deflects the sword blow with a dagger in her left hand, lunging forward with another dagger in her right. The wind audibly picks up again, turning the pages faster and faster.)

Narrator: Those with much to prove will target those who have proven. Aiming to stake their claim upon the world, and perhaps stop rising warriors from attaining the glory they can almost grasp.

(The pages stop again to see that Andre Walker is set in leather armor, knelt down over a treasure chest with the name “O’Hara” etched into the front of it. He’s trying to open the lock, but just above him is a cloaked Lisa Wren, swinging a glaive down towards his head to take the treasure for herself. The pages continue to flip.)

*CLINK CLINK CLINK*

Narrator: One who is born of power may seek to take what they feel is rightfully theirs. While one who has attained power, will fight to keep it at all costs.

(The book stops to see two castles in the background, juxtaposed against one another. Between them are two women dressed in royal garb, locked in a fight with each other. Veena Adams tries to claw at the eyes of Darcy May Morgan, while Darcy herself tries to choke Veena with the sash off her dress. The pages flip again.)

Narrator: And those who wish to taste glory for the first time will have to go to battle against those who seek to prove that they deserve what they have laid claim to…

(The pages briefly settle to show Ronan Malosi wearing a crown and red cape over clothing made of rags. In his hand is a scepter seemingly made from fine gold. But there is a blade at his throat as Bronson Daniels stands in front of him in plated armor, threatening to drive the sword forward. The pages flutter once again.)

Narrator: …Just as those who seek to prove they are worthy of their status must do battle against those who once held the same power.

(The pages stop to show Terry Chambers in ornate golden armor with a crown on his head and a sword by his side. Terry sits on a detailed throne but he appears lost in thought. Behind him sits a large looking visage of Malcolm Jones, watching with a knowing smile on his face. The pages turn again, now faster than ever before.)

*CLINK*

Narrator: For this is the day that legacies are crafted. Legends are born and forged in the fiery furnace of battle, with no questions left at the end of who holds the glory.

(The pages flip faster and faster. Not stopping anymore. The camera barely able to catch glimpses of several faces as it goes. We see a number of elitists pass by in the images. Lethal Consequences, Raven Roberts, Ahren Fournier, Jon Kelton, TLA, and Shane Gates are all seen in quick flashes.)

Narrator: Will history be made? Can one who has held power before return to capture glory once again?

(We see quick glimpses of Impact and Rex McAllister within the book.)

*CLINK— CLINK CLINK*

Narrator: Or shall a new name be forever carved into these great halls?

(The book gets faster and faster still as we now see Hikari Kanno, Lucas Johnson, SOSA Henderson, Jonny Airhart, James Ranger, Justin Windgate, and Cage all in rapid succession.)

Narrator: What will happen when forces that seek to upset the balance of the world join together to take glory for their very own?

(We now see New Eden one after the other as Myles, Minerva, and Drake King now show within the pages.)

Narrator: Insurgent forces, trying to shape the world to their desires, will try to rip power away from those that hold it.

*CLINK— CLINK CLINK— CLINK*

(The members of Insurgency that are in the Grand Rampage match now quickly show as we see Limmy Monaghan, Donovan Duke, and finally Jake Smith.)

Narrator: One thing is without doubt. Bodies will fall. Hearts will be broken. And the world will never be the same. For only one person may reign elite over this crucible of combat.

(The book reaches its end as Mary S. Atlas, Ryan Wilson, and Chris Elite are seen in its final images.)

Narrator: The time has come. The hour is upon us…

(The camera pulls back to see the artist now stepping out from under the covering. Standing there, we now see the face of EAW’s Chairman, Mr. DEDEDE, standing with a grin on his face. He’s covered in sweat and stone dust as he’s been carving out his new statue. He reaches out and places a hand on the covering.)

Narrator: It’s time to see… who will stand as the grand winner… of this bloody and brutal rampage.

(Keeping the smile on his face, DEDEDE yanks the covering off of the statue depicting this year’s Grand Rampage winner. The covering falls in front of what we can see. The camera lifts up to see the statue.)

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(The camera cuts to show the screens atop the Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas, as fireworks erupt from the upper stage. The sky is lit in varying shades of red, blue, and gold representing all three brands of EAW before a final display booms through the night to the cheers of the capacity crowd lining the stands.)

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(The screens light up with preview images of EAW’s 2021 Grand Rampage event. After a moment, “AP” by Pop Smoke blares through the speakers and the camera cuts around to show the ring lit by the field lights and the walkway to the ring set from the home team’s dugout where Elitists will make their entrances tonight.)

(The camera then cuts over to the commentary area where we see three desks all adorned in their brand’s matching colors. On the far left side we see Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer at the red Dynasty desk. To the far right we see James Peters, Rich Rusillo, and Persephone at the gold Voltage desk. And the camera pans quickly in to the center where we see Deadprez, Eve, and Gavin Kirkland all at the blue Showdown desk.)

Eve: HELLO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO THE 2021 GRAND RAMPAGE EVENT! My name is Eve and I am joined by my Showdown commentary partners, Gavin Kirkland and the legend himself, Deadprez! And on behalf of our red and gold colleagues, we would like to welcome you all to a historic night here in Elite Answers Wrestling as the main event of Pain for Pride is up for grabs!

Deadprez: It’s all on the line as we will see thirty elitists battle it out inside of one ring for the right to challenge for the title of their choice at the biggest stage in all of EAW. But not just that! Because we also have eight other big time matches set to happen, including seven different championships on the line here tonight!

Gavin Kirkland: And for the first time since the world was sent into lockdown…

(SCREENBAR — SOLD OUT)

Deadprez: EAW would like to welcome back our fans who are in full capacity attendance once again thanks to the brave men and women distributing vaccinations around the world!

Gavin Kirkland: All EAW elitists have been fully vaccinated over the last few weeks as well in preparation for tonight, including Ronan Malosi who’s court appeal about his rights was turned down on account of stupidity.

Eve: We’ve missed having you all here with us and we thank those of you who attended during the socially distanced era! But speaking of Ronan Malosi, no matter his attitude toward vaccinations, he will be in action here as as he defends his Interwire Championship against Bronson Daniels! And on top of that, Dynasty’s Adam Lucas puts his EAW PURE Championship on the line against Maxwell of Insurgency!

Deadprez: And Lisa Wren looks to have a breakout performance here tonight as she finally gets the opportunity she won, a chance to face Andre Walker for the New Breed Championship at one of the biggest stages of the year! Plus a battle between two titans of our sport as we will finally see the collision of Jack Ripley and Xavier Williams, a match that has many thinking it could steal the entire show!

Gavin Kirkland: SCREW THAT! THERE’S MATCHES WITH TITTIES IN THEM! The Universal Women’s Championship is on the line as is every other EAW World Championship! Veena Adams and Darcy May Morgan will go head to head in a fantasy lingerie pillow fight for both the title and my hand in marriage!

Eve: You know that’s not the match, Jackass!

Gavin Kirkland: LET ME DREAM! Anyway, we’ll also see a clash that’s been teased for quite a while as Malcolm Jones returns to the EAW Championship picture to take on the reigning champion, Terry Chambers!

Deadprez: And we’ll have another titanic bout as well when Charlie Marr challenges Xander Payne for the World Heavyweight Championship in a match that promises to be nothing short of brutal!

Eve: But before all of that, we are proud to be kicking things off here with Showdown as the Answers World Championship is up for grabs! King Kass defends her title against Consuela Rose Ava! And that match… IS RIGHT NOW!

(The camera fades into the first match graphic of the night.)

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(The camera fades back to ringside, and Gina Romano is shown in the ring.)

Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A SINGLESSSSS MATCH, SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!!

Crowd: ONE FALLLL!!!!

Gina Romano: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW ANSWERSSSSS WORLDDDD TITLEEEE!!!!!

(The full capacity crowd erupts in cheers as the lights pan to the entrance stage.)

(‘We Appreciate Power’ by Grimes begins to ring throughout the arena as Consuela Rose Ava eagerly makes her way onto the Grand Rampage stage.)

Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST, THE CHALLENGER! WRESTLING OUT OF FRIASSSSSSSS, SPAIIINNNNNNNNNN!!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 120 POOOOUUNNNDDSSSS, SHE IS “THE SOUUUUUUULLLLLLLLL OF SHOWDOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!” CONSUEALLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ROSSSEEEEEE AVVVAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

(The full capacity crowd cheers heavily for Consuela Rose Ava as she elbow bumps fans on her way to the ring.)

Gavin Kirkland: This woman is certainly a fan favorite, but this bitter rivalry with Kassidy Heart has brought out an aggressive side of her that we’ve never seen before. This match truly has some bad blood behind it and for all that Consuela Rose Ava does this for, she’s surely got to want to knock off someone like Kassidy Heart as some added incentive. These two have been at one another’s throats for weeks now and Consuela will finally have her stage to shine on tonight.

Eve: She’s a great competitor, but is she on Kassidy Heart’s level? Make no mistake about it, she’s one of the best regard;ess of brand, but Kassidy Heart’s been on a tear this year. A run of absolute terror, to take her crown from her would be a moment to remember. Though If there’s anyone capable of doing it, it’s this woman. She combines a high-flying and hard-hitting style with a bright attitude and intestinal fortitude like no other, Truly a will of steel. Tonight, she’s got the chance to finally touch the peak of her dreams and manifest her visions into a reality. This is her chance, her moment and her biggest fight of her life.

(Consuela Rose Ava prepares in the ring as the lyrics to Kanye West’s ‘Monster’ sound throughout this arena, replacing the sound as both boos and cheers are heard.)

(“I SHOOT THE LIGHTS OUT, HIDE TIL IT’S BRIGHT OUT” as all the stages lights are focused solely on the entrance ramp, where Kassidy Heart in all her glory, Answers World Championship wrapped around her waist, a white coat with gold lining surrounds her as the crown on her head completes the entrance for one of EAW’s mo0st decorated elitists.)

Gina Romano: AND HERRRRR OPPONENT! WEIGHING IN AT 138.5 POOOUUUNNDDDSSSSS, WRESTLING OUT OF SYDNEY, AUSTRALIAAAAA!!!! SHE IS THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING ANSWERS WORLDDDD CHAMPIIIOOONNNN!!!! KINGGGGGGGGGGGGG KASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

(The full capacity crowd gives a mix of mainly boos with some cheers for Kassidy as she makes her slow and luxurious walk to the ring.)

Gavin Kirkland: You said it best, Eve. She has been on a tear in 2021 and nobody has been able to stop her yet and she’s only getting better? One of the best EAW’s seen to date and undoubtedly one of its most decorated champions active. A living legend if there ever was one and she’s shown zero signs of slowing down. Though she’ll have a tough test in front of her tonight, an unorthodox style and hard-to-break will of Consuela Rose Ava will truly test just what Kassidy is capable of.

Deadprez: Honestly, we’ve seen that she is capable of anything there is. No amount of success can really capture just how talented this woman is. A once in a lifetime talent and if she wins tonight, I’m not sure who I can see stopping her. But a win tonight is an IF because as you said, Consuela Rose Ava is more than someone who just shouldn’t be taken lightly, she’s a true threat. She is an electric and dangerous competitor, who can shut your lights out in a split second. What match we have for our opening match here tonight!

Eve: Only one woman can be King, let’s see who it is!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Gavin Kirkland: HERE WE GO! The Answers World Title match is underway! Kassidy Heart is quick to take the center of the ring, Consuela Rose Ava tries to meet her there, but Kassidy powers her back into the turnbuckle. Putting her forearm against the throat of Consuela and pushing her against the ropes, the referee gives Kassidy Heart a five-count, which she takes full use of! Taking all five seconds to keep that forearm against the neck of her challenger!

Eve: Kassidy with a hard shove now off the break! That shove had malice behind it! Now Consuela Rose Ava turns it around, throwing Kassidy Heart into the corner and unloading with a flurry of strikes to Kassidy Heart, who’s trying to cover up! Consuela has Kassidy covering up amidst this onslaught, showing the champion her own ultra-aggressive side! Consuela now goes to the other side of the ring and charges back towards Kassidy Heart- who stunts her momentum with a drop-toe-hold that plants Consuela face first against the middle turnbuckle!

Deadprez: What a clever move from the champion, going back to basics with that one! Consuela getting back to her feet, but Kassidy Heart is waiting for her! Consuela quickly jolts around and fires off a roundhouse kick, the champion avoids that one and takes Consuela’s back! Now King Kass wrestles Consuela Rose Ava back down to the canvas, her arm in prime position for a signature Kassidy Heart arm stomp! She goes for the stomp!- No! Consuela moves her arm aside just in time, but Kassidy quickly grabs the arm and transitions into position for a camel clutch submission! WOW!

Eve: Kassidy working hard for this camel clutch after she saw the opening from the attempted stomp, but Consuela is trying to keep her other arm away from Kassidy, preventing the camel clutch- WAIT, KASSIDY USES JUST ONE ARM AND MANAGES TO APPLY A MODIFIED VERSION OF THE CAMEL CLUTCH! A MODIFIED CAMEL CLUTCH FROM THE CHAMPION, ALREADY DISPLAYING HER DANGEROUS SUBMISSION ABILITY!

Gavin Kirkland: Consuela is using her one free arm to try and find the bottom rope, she’s almost there! Kassidy’s got the submission in tight, but Consuela is almost at that bottom rope- Look at Kassidy! She gets to her feet and drags Consuela back to the center of the ring! She drags Consuela back, but the challenger gets to her back and tries to kick Kassidy away! KASSIDY CATCHES HER BOOT AND APPLIES A KNEE BAR! OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE, KASSIDY HEART WITH A LIGHTNING QUICK KNEEBAR SUBMISSION, CONSUELA IS IN TROUBLE AGAIN!

Deadprez: SEAMLESS TRANSITIONS FROM KASSIDY HEART, WHO’S FLOWING LIKE WATER RIGHT NOW! SHE’S GOT THIS KNEEBAR SUBMISSION IN DEEP, TWISTING CONSUELA’S KNEE WITH VIOLENT INTENT! CONSUELA ROSE AVA ABLE TO LUNGE WITH A PUNCH THAT DISORIENTS KASSIDY HEART, NOW SCRAMBLING TO THE BOTTOM ROPE! Consuela gets to the bottom rope and Kassidy is forced to release the hold! Consuelas entire body is feeling the effect of just a few minutes inside the ring with King Kass!

Eve: Consuela Rose Ava rolling out of the ring and regrouping against the barricade, Kassidy Heart not even following her, she’s waiting for her inside the ring! That’s her domain, she’s incredibly sharp tonight! Quite possibly EAW’s greatest and most prolific technical wrestler active today, she’s showing why right now!

Gavin Kirkland: She absolutely might be, she’s dangerous everywhere. You won’t win a submission match with Kassidy Heart, you won’t outstrike her, you can’t brawl with more aggression and violence than her, she leaves you zero room to breathe and refuses to let you implement your gameplan. A complete and elite competitor in every regard. She’s shown
Consuela in every exchange just how dangerous she is, though Consuela Rose Ava seems to have regained her composure and isn’t close to done yet.

Deadprez: Consuela Rose Ava rolls back into the ring and charges towards the Answers World Champion! She goes for a clothesline, Kassidy Heart avoids it, but Consuela turns around with another clothesline and that one got through! That one dropped Kassidy Heart to the canvas! Consuela Rose Ava is beginning to find her footing in this match! Kassidy goes for a quick boot to the midsection, the challenger catches it- BANG! A NASTY STEP-UP ENZIGURI FROM KASSIDY HEART! Consuela on wobbly legs! She’s somehow still on her feet, backed up to the ropes! Kassidy Heart now goes back to the whale- WAIT! CONSUELA WAS PLAYING POSSUM! JAWBREAKER TO KASSIDY HEART, THAT ONE SHOOK HER TEETH!

Eve: What a counter from Consuela, baiting Kassidy Heart into that jawbreaker! Now Consuela Rose Ava is feeling the energy of this full capacity crowd! HERE SHE GOES, THAT ELECTRIC STYLE OF HERS! SHE BOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND JUMPS AT KASSIDY HEART FOR A RUNNING FACEWASH- KASSIDY HEART SNATCHED HER OUT OF THE AIR AND SNAPPED HER AGAINST THE CANVAS WITH A COUNTER GERMAN SUPLEX!!! KASSIDY HEART PLUCKED HER CLEAN FROM THE AIR AND SENT HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE CANVAS, WHAT A BRILLIANT MOVE FROM KASSIDY HEART!!

Gavin Kirkland: Kassidy Heart with such a quick counter, that’s our Answers World Champ right there!

Deadprez: Now Kassidy Heart with a wrist lock, she drives Consuela Rose Ava face first into the canvas! Whipping her down to the canvas, now ascending to the second rope, the champ is gonna fly! KASSIDY HEART SOARS OFF THE SECOND ROPE WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY- NO! CONSUELA ROSE AVA ROLLS THROUGH, KASSIDY HEART IN HER ARMS! WHAT POWER FROM THE CHALLENGER! SHE’S UP TO HER FEET WITH KASSIDY IN HER ARMS, NOW SLAMMING KING KASS DOWN ON HER KNEE WITH A BACKBREACKER!!

Eve: CONSUELA ROSE AVA WITH A NASTY BACKBREAKER, NOW BOUNDING OFF THE ROPES AND HOOTS A PENALTY KICK AT THE FACE OF KASSIDY HEART! KASSIDY JUST BARELY EVADES THAT ONE AND SHE ROLLS CONSUELA ROSE AVA THROUGH- BUT CONSUELA POPPED UP TO HER FEET AND NAILED KASSIDY IN THE TEETH WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE FACE!! A SEQUENCE OF COUNTERS FROM THE CHALLENGER HAVE PUT KASSIDY HEART DOWN ON THE CANVAS! HERE COMES CONSUELA ROSE AVA ONE MORE TIME, A RUNNING FACEWSH CONNECTS TO A KNEELING KASSIDY HEART!! THAT ONE SNAPPED HER HEAD BACK AND DROPPED HER!!! CONSUELA ROSE AVA GOES DOWN FOR THE COVER ON THE CHAMPION!!!!

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Gavin Kirkland: THE CHAMP WITH A QUICK AND ASSERTIVE KICK OUT AT ONE, THAT MIGHT’VE BEEN AT ZERO IT WAS SO QUICK! Consuela Rose Ava knew the champion wouldn’t go out so easily, she’s already back to her feet! Delivering a sharp elbow to the face of Kassidy Heart, who quickly fires back with a precise knee strike to the stomach of Consuela! The challenger looks for a big punch to Kassidy, but she avoids it and charges back towards Consuela Rose Ava with a headscissors takedown! That one sent Consuela Rose Ava barreling through the ropes to the outside of the ring!

Deadprez: THE CHAMPION IS GOING TO FLY! KASSIDY HEART ABOUT TO SOAR THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!! HERE SHE CO- WAIT, CONSUELA RUSHES BACK IN THE RING AND TRIES FOR A RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF KASSIDY HEART! It doesn’t take as Kassidy is able to side-step Consuela, now a spinning wheel kick to the back of Consuela’s head! She smacked that boot against the back of Consuela Rose Ava’s skull! That one dropped her to the canvas and Kassidy Heart is trying to work her way into a boston crab!

Eve: SHE’S A SUBMISSION SPECIALIST AND THIS SUBMISSION IS NO JOKE! Consuela Rose Ava is able to scramble onto her back and find her way to the ropes, but Kassidy Heart grabs her boots and sends her soaring into the air- Consuela landed on her feet! Using the ropes to land on her feet, now a stiff back-elbow to the face of Kassidy Heart! What wherewithal from Consuela Rose Ava, WHO KNOW LUNGES OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND TURNS HER BODY AROUND IN MIDAIR, A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY FROM THE CHALLENGER, FLATTENING KASSIDY HEART LIKE A PANCAKE!!!

Gavin Kirland: CONSUELA POPS UP TO HER FEET AND SHE’S FEELING THE ENERGY OF THIS FULL CAPACITY CROWD!!! SHE’S GOT THE CHAMP ON THE ROPES!

Gavin Kirkland: Kassidy Heart is still reeling as Consuela Rose Ava is trying to peel her up to her feet- No! Kassidy Heart with a powerful thrusting side kick that sends Consuela Rose into the turnbuckles hard!! She rushes the turnbuckle, Consuela sends her over the top rope, but she lands on the apron! Kassidy Heart with an enziguri over the top rope, that one sent Consuela stumbling back on unsure legs! NOW THE CHAMPION SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A FLYING KNEE STRIKE TO THE CENTER OF CONSUELA’S FACE!! SHE MIGHT’VE SENT A FEW OF HER TEETH INTO THE NOSEBLEEDS WITH THAT ONE!!!

Eve: Kassidy nearly entered orbit with the height she got there! She quickly crawls over to Consuela Rose Ava and covers the clearly vulnerable challenger! KASSIDY HEART FOR THE WIN!

(ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!)

(TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO-)

Eve: KICKOUT! Big power out from Consuel- LOOK AT KASSIDY HEART! SHE TRANSITIONS INTO A WRIST LOCK AND NOW INTO A BOW AND ARROW SUBMISSION! KASSIDY HEART TOOK THE KICKING OUT CONSUELA ROSE AVA AND ROLLED HER INTO A BOW AND ARROW SUBMISSION! SHE REALLY CAN ANSTCH SUBMISSION ANGLES FROM WHAT SEEM LIKE ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE AND CONSUELA ROSE AVA IS IN DEEP TROUBLE! KASSIDY HEART HAS THIS HOLD LOCKED IN TIGHT!

Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA JUST BARELY ABLE TO THROW AN ELBOW BACK IN THE FACE OF KASSIDY HEART! Who’s forced to release the hold, they both get back to their feet, Kassidy Heart drives a big boot into the jaw of Consuela, WHO LUNGES BACK WITH A POWERFUL CLOTHESLINE! WHAT THE, KASSIDY BARELY BUDGED, THAT CLOTHESLINE WAS SO STIFF AND THE CHAMPION WAS UNPHASED!

Eve: KASSIDY HEART INVITING ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE FROM CONSUELA ROSE AVA, WHO GLADLY AGREES! CONSUELA ROSE AVA IN WITH ANOTHER HUGE CLOTHE- NO! KASSIDY HEART EVADES THAT ONE AND TAKES HER BACK, KASSIDY IN POSITION FOR ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!

Deadprez: Consuela with another jawbreaker that suns Kassidy! A JUMPING SNAPMARE FROM CONSUELA THROWS KASSIDY HEART TO THE CANVAS! THE CHAMP BACK ON HER FEET, BUT CONSUELA COMES OFF THE ROPES AND NOW SENDS KASSIDY TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A HURRICANRANA! CONSUELA ROSE AVA SHOWING US THAT SHE’S MORE THAN CAPABLE OF AN EXCITING HIGH-FLYING STYLE, AND I THINK SHE’S ABOUT TO DO IT AGAIN! SHE’S CALLING FOR THE ‘TOPE CONSUELA HILO’!!!!

Eve: SHE’S GONNA SOAR OVER THE ROPE LIKE A PHOENIX- BUT NOT BEFORE KASSIDY HEART CUTS DOWN HER WINGS! THE CHAMP SLIDES BACK IN THE RING WITH A HEART PUNCH! CONSUELA RAN RIGHT INTO IT AND KASSIDY HEART WENT FULL MIKE TYSON IN THAT STRAIGHT RIGHT! NOW KASSIDY HEART COMES OFF THE ROPES WITH A STRONG BICYCLE KICK TO THE SIDE OF CONSUELA ROSE AVA’S SKULL, YOU COULD HEAR THE BOOT SNAPPING OFF HER HEAD!

Gavin Kirkland: Kassidy Heart sent Consuela Rose Ava rolling to the outside, just trying to regain her breath! Kassidy will offer her no mercy! Kassidy Heart on the apron and she delivers another stinging side kick to the face of Consuela Rose Ava, who can’t catch a break right now! KASSIDY HEART NOW SCALING THE TURNBUCKLES, SHE’S GOING TO THE HIGH-RED ZONE!!! WATCH OUT FOR THE BIRDS KASSIDY, SHE’S ABOUT BE HIGH IN THE SKIES!!!! HERE GOES THE CHAMP, KASSIDY HEART FLIEESSSSSS WITH A MOONSAULT, ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDEEEEEEEEE!!! TOPPLING CONSUELA ROSE AVA AND SENDING HER CRUMBLING TO THE FLOOR, WHAT BRILLIANT ATHLETICISM FROM THE CHAMPION!

(The crowd erupts in awe and cheers.)

Eve: WHAT A MOONSAULT! FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR! JUST WOW!

Deadprez:Go big or go home! Kassidy put all the cards on the table and is going to reap the rewards of it, she’s putting on an absolute clinic right now!

Eve: Kassidy Heart rolls Consuela Rose Ava back in the ring and follows her in. Now positioning her in the corner, OH NO, YOU KNOW WHAT KASSIDY IS THINKING NOW! SHE’S GOT CONSUELA IN POSITION FOR A ‘RAPTURE’! THAT FLYING KICK INTO THE CORNER AND KASSIDY IS LOADING UP FOR IT- Oh my, Consuela Rose Ava drops to the canvas before Kasssidy can even make her way across the ring. She’s exhausted and has almost nothing left-

Deadprez: IT WAS BAIT! CONSUELA CATCHES KASSIDY IN A SMALL PACKAGE ROLL-UP!!! CONSUELA CATCHES KASS IN A QUICK PIN!!!

(ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!)

(TWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!)

(THHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-)

Deadprez: KICKOUT! OH MY GOD, WE ALMOST SAW A CHAMPIONSHIP CHANGE HANDS AT THE HAND OF A SMALL PACKAGE PIN, CONSUELA ROSE AVA WITH A NEAR HEIST OF THE CENTURY! KASSIDY IS ENRAGED, DROPPING A FURY OF FISTS ONTO THE FACE AND BODY OF CONSUELA ROSE AVA! THE CHAMPION IS ABSOLUTELY INCENSED! KASSIDY DROPS A BIG FIRST ONTO THE FOREHEAD OF CONSUELA, SPLITTING OPEN A NASTY GASH! CONSUELA’S DRIPPING BLOOD ALL AROUND THE CANVAS!!

Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART IS PRYING AT THAT CUT ON THE FOREHEAD OF CONSUELA ROSE AVA, RUTHLESS AGGRESSION FROM OUR CHAMPION! CONSUELA KICKS KASS BACK AND SHE FLIES INTO THE REFEREE, THEY JUST KNOCKED THE REFEREE DOWN BY ACCIDENT!

Deadprez: THE REFEREE IS DOWN, CONSUELA JUMPS TO HER FEET AND NAILS KASSIDY HEART WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD! A BIG KICK FROM CONSUELA, THAT ONE SHOCKED KASSIDY, NOW CONSUELA ROSE AVA SHOVES KASSIDY AGAINST THE ROPES, SHE’S SEARCHING FOR THE SPANISH FLY!!!! CONSUELA ROSE AVA ABOUT TO SEND KASSIDY- WAIT, KASSIDY LUNGES INTO CONSUELA WITH A BRUTAL FOREARM TO THE FOREHEAD, SPLATTERING BLOOD ALL OVER THE BOTH OF THEM!!

Gavin Kirkland: Kassidy Heart- OH NO, WHAT IS SHE DOING, WHAT IN GOD’S NAME-

Eve: SHE’S BITING THAT GIANT GASH ON THE FOREHEAD OF CONSUELA! SHE’S GOT HER TEETH SUNK IN LIKE A VAMPIRE, VICIOUSLY RIPPING AT THAT MASSIVE CUT ON THE FACE OF CONSUELA!!! SOMEONE STOP HER, THIS IS HORRIFYING! KASSIDY STILL WITH A FULL SET OF CHOMPERS ON THAT GASH-

Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD, CONSUELA GRABS KASSIDY BY THE HAIR AND DELIVERS A THIRD JAWBREAKER!!! THE TEETH WERE INSIDE THE GASH AS SHE DELIVERED THAT JAWBREAKER, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, H MY GOD!!!! MY SKIN IS CRAWLING FOR BOTH WOMEN AS THEY BOTH FALL TO THE CANVAS!!! KASSIDY CLUTCHING AT HER TEETH AND CONSUELA IS TRYING TO CONTROL HER RAPIDLY BLEEDING CUT!!!

Deadprez: The Champ is the first to her feet and she does not look happy! Consuela could’ve broken one of Kassidy’s pearly whites!

Eve: Forget her teeth, no way was that sanitary!

Deadprez: Moving like Ronan Malosi with that one!

Eve: Kassidy Heart drags Consuela into the corner, the official is finally starting to come to! An irish-whip from Kassidy sends the challenger- Consuela Rose Ava turns it around and sends Kassidy to the other side of the ring! Kassidy is able to stop herself at the turnbuckles and she avoids a jumping clothesline from Consuela Rose Ava! KASSIDY HEART TOOK HER BACK, NOW DRIVING CONSUELA ROSE AVA DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A DRAGON SUPLEX! LOOK AT KASSIDY, SHE ROLLS THROUGH AND PICKS CONSUELA UP ONE MORE TIME!! ANOTHER DRAGON SUPLEX AND THIS TIME SHE BRIDGES INTO THE PIN!!!!

(ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!)

(TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!)

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Gavin Kirkland: KICKOUT! CONSUELA POWERS OUT OF TWO HUGE SUPLEXES FROM HE CHAMPION, WHO’S WASTING ZERO TIME IN SHOCK, SHE’S RIGHT BACK ON THE HORSE! KASSIDY HEART LINES UP FOR A PENALTY KICK!!! SHE’S GOT CONSUELA’S SKULL IN HER SIGHTS! SHE SHOOTS THE KICK OFF- CONSUELA LAYS DOWN FLAT AND AVOIDS IT! NOW UP TO HER FEET, CONSUELA WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!!!! BANG!!!! SHE LANDED THAT KNEE FLUSH ON THE CHIN OF KASSIDY, WHO NEARLY BUCKLES AT THE FEET OF CONSUELA!!!!

Eve: THE CHALLENGER WITH A CRY OF ADRENALINE, SHE BACKS KASSIDY UP AGAINST THE ROPES AND CLOTHESLINES HER OUT TO THE FLOOR!THE CHALLENGER SENDS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION TO THE FLOOR IN A HEAP, CONSUELA ROSE AVA CAN SEE HER OPPORTUNITY AND SHE’S ABOUT TO SHINE UNDER THE BRIGHT LIGHTS!!! SHE STOMPS ON THE CANVAS AND WAVES FOR THIS CROWD TO GET TO THEIR FEET!!! CONSUELA ROSE AVA HAS LIVED HER WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS VERY MOMENT!!! SHE’S SETTING UP FOR THE ‘TOPE CONSUELA HILO’!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: HERE SHE GOES, OFF THE ROPES GOES CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!!!! SHE SOARSSSSSSS THROUGH THE AIR WITH THE ‘TOPE CONSUELA HILOOOOOOOOO”!!!!! AN ABSOLUTE FLIGHT OF GLORY AND SHE TOOK KASSIDY HEART OUT, IT LANDED ON THE BUTTON!!!! WHAT ATHLETICISM FROM CONSUELA, WHO CAN SEE HER MOMENT HERE!!! SHE ROLLS KASSIDY HEART BACK INTO THE RING, CONSUELA EYEING THE ‘LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTE’!!! THE ‘KNEE OF DEATH’ AND IT MAY VERY WELL LIVE UP TO ITS NAME RIGHT NOW IF SHE CAN CONNECT WITH IT!!!

Deadprez: SHE’S BACK ED INTO THE CORNER, KASSIDY HEART’S GOING TO TURN AROUND AND BE MET WITH A GIANT KNEE TO THE CENTER OF HER FACE!!! HERE GOES CONSUELA- SPEAR!!!! SPEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FROM KASSIDY HEART!!! KASSIDY HEART CUT CONSUELA ROSE AVA IN HALF WITH THAT SPEAR FROM ABSOLUTE HELL, ALA MR. DEDEDE!!!! WHAT A COUNTER FROM KASSIDY HEART!!! SHE CRACKED THE RIBS OF CONSUELA ROSE AVA WITH THAT ONE!!!!

Eve: AND NOW IT’S KASSIDY HEART WHO HAS HANGED THE TIDES OF THE MATCH!!! KASSIDY WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE FOREHEAD OF CONSUELA AGAIN, NOW A BIG PUNCH TO THE OPEN WOUND! SHE IS JUST MERCILESS, MAN!!! KASSIDY SCOOPS CONSUELA UP AND QUICKLY SNAPS HER NECK OFF THE TURNBUCKLES WITH A BUCKLE BOMB!!!! THE ‘HELLOFRESH’ ARRIVED RIGHT ON TIME!!!! KASSIDY HEART ABSOLUTELY REVERBERATED THE VERTEBRAE OF CONSUELA OFF THE TURNBUCKLES WITH THAT ONE!! SHE’S NOT EVEN DONE YET!!!

Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART DRAGGING CONSUELA BY THE EAR BACK UP TO HER FEET, PRYING AT CONSUELA’S FACE AND JUST VIOLATING HER WITH PURE DISRESPECT! KASSIDY HEART IS CALLING FOR THE END AND SHE VERY WELL MIGHT BE ON THE CUSP OF IT!! SHE’S ABOUT TO END CONSUELA ROSE AVA WITH ONE FINAL ‘RAPTURE’!!!! KASSIDY HEART GOING FOR IT, SHE FLIES ACROSS THE RING LIKE A THUNDERBOLT-

Deadprez: CONSUELA SIDESTEPPED HER AND TURNS THIS INTO A ‘SUELA LOCK’!!!! THE ‘SUELA LOCK”!!!!!! HER VERY OWN LEBELL LOCK, SHE’S GOT IT IN ALL THE WAY, SHE’S GOT THE ‘SUELA LOCK’ IN SO GUT WRENCHINGLY TIGHT AND KASSIDY HEART IS SUDDENLY IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE!!!

Eve: SHE’S IN MORE THAN A WORLD OF TROUBLE, SHE”S IN DEEP WATERS AND CONSUELA IS LOOKING TO DRAG HER TO THE BOTTOM!!!! KASSIDY HEART HAS NO OPTIONS, BUT SHE’S NOT EVEN WAVING HER HAND IN THE AIR!!! LOOK AT KASSIDY HEART, ZERO QUIT AND ALL PRIDE IN THIS WOMAN, SHE’S SHOWING ZERO SINGS OF TAPPING OUT AND REFUSES TO ALLOW CONSUELA TO SUBMIT HER!! KASSIDY WOULD DIE BEFORE SHE LOST THIS TITLE BY SUBMISSION, BUT SHE MIGHT NOT HAVE A CHOICE, CONSUELA’S ABOUT TO PUT HER TO SLEEP!!!

Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA ROSE AVA TUGGING HARD AT THIS ‘SUELA LOCK’ AND KASSIDY’S FACE IS TURNING PURPLE!! THE ANSWERS WORLD TITLE IS SLOWLY SLIPPING AWAY FROM HER AS THE OXYGEN LEAVES HER BODY!!!! KASSIDY TRYING TO CRAWL HER WAY TO THE BOTTOM ROPE, SHE’S SO CLOSE BUT SHE’S IN SO MUCH PAIN!! HER EYES ARE STARTING TO SHUTTER, SHE’S GOING OUT, CONSUELA IS SECONDS AWAY FROM AN ANSWERS WORLD TITLE REIGN!!!

Deadprez: IS SHE OUT??!? I THINK KASSIDY HEART HAS FADED, HER FACE IS PALE WHITE AND SHE’S BARELY MOVING, THE REFEREE IS ABOUT TO CALL FOR THE BELL-

Eve: KASSIDY WITH ONE FINAL SURGE TOWARDS THE ROPES AND SHE MANAGES TO GET TWO FINGERS AROUND THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! HOW?!?!?! HOW IN THE BLUE HELL DID SHE SURVIVE THAT AWFUL ‘SUELA LOCK’!!!! IT WAS IN FULL EFFECT AND KASSIDY STILL STRUGGLED HER WAY TO THE ROPES, ANY OTHER COMPETITOR, ANY OTHER CHAMPION WOULD’VE TAPPED, KASSIDY HEART IS SOMETHING SPECIAL.

Deadprez: HER FORTITUDE IS SOMETHING ELSE, CONSUELA ROSE AVA CAN’T BELIEVE THAT THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER, SHE THOUGHT SHE HAD THE CHAMPION DEAD TO RIGHTS WITH THAT ‘SUELA LOCK’!!!! Kassidy Heart is using the ropes to get to her feet and Consuela Rose Ava meets her in the center of the ring, OH BOY, HERE WE GO!!!

Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY SWINGS FIRST WITH A BIG PUNCH TO THE FACE, SHE’S GOT THE HOOKS AND THE BITES LIKE MIKE!!

Eve: NOW IT’S THE CHALLENGER WHO FIRES A WILD ELBOW AT THE TEMPLE OF KASSIDY HEART, STUNNED BY CONSUELA!

Eve: KASSIDY HEART WITH A FOREARM NOW!! CRACK!!!! THAT ONE SOUNDED LIKE A BASEBALL BAT AGAINST CONSUELA’S SKULL!!

Gavin Kirkland: Consuela drops to the canvas, still shaken after that brutal forearm from Kassidy Heart! KASSIDY TELING CONSUELA TO BRING IT ON, CONSUELA WITH ANOTHER PUNCH- KASSIDY DUCKS UNDER THAT ONE AND GRABS THE WAIST OF CONSUELA, GERMAN SUPLEX!!! KASSIDY SMACKS THE BACK OF CONSUELA’S HEAD OFF THE CANVAS WITH HAT GERMAN!!! THE CHAMPION ROLLS THROUGH, SHE’S LOOKING TO FINISH THIS SIGNATURE ‘KASSPLODER PLEX’!!! ONE MORE HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX THAT RATTLES THE BODY OF CONSUELA OFF THE GROUND!

Deadprez: KASSIDY IS RAGDOLLING A LIFELESS BODY RIGHT NOW, SHE ROLLS THROUGH ONE MORE DAMN TIME!!! HOW?!?! HOW DOES SHE STILL HAVE THIS POWER IN HER!?!? KASSIDY PULLS CONSUAL INTO THE AIR FOR ONE FINAL GERMAN, TO COMPLETE THE TRIO- NO! CONSUELA WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE HEAD AS SHE FORCES KASSIDY TO DROP HER BACK TO THE CANVAS! AND ANOTHER STIFF ELBOW TO THE JAW OF THE CHAMPION!! THAT ONE SENT KASSIDY REELING!!

Eve: CONSUELA AND KASSIDY HEART ARE BOTH EXHAUSTED, BUT NEITHER ONE WILL GIVE THE EITHER AN INCH OF GROUND, THEY’RE GOING TO FIGHT AT THEIR POSTS UNTIL ONE OF THEM IS DEAD AND BURIED! KASSIDY HEART WITH AN EXPLOSIVE KNEE TO THE CHEST OF CONSUELA ROSE AVA! SHE’S TRYING TO CAVE THE CHEST OF THE CHALLENGER IN! NOW KASSIDY CHARGES TOWARDS THE ROPES, BUT CONSUELA GRABS HER BY THE HAIR AND PULLS HER BACK INTO A SPANISH FLY!!!! SPANISH FLY FROM CONSUELA, SHE PLANTS KASSIDY HEART WITH A SPANISH FLY AND SHOCKS THIS CROWD!!

(The crowd stands on their feet and rings in extremely loud cheers for Consuela Rose Ava.)

Deadprez: THIS COULD BE HER MOMENT, CONSUELA KNOWS KASSIDY WON’T GO OUT TO ANYTHING BUT THE KITCHEN SINK, SO THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT SHE’S ABOUT TO USE!!! CONSUELA ROSE AVCA IS PRIMED FOR AN ATTACK, SHE SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND DOES A BACKFLIP OVER THE KNEELING KASSIDY HEART, AND PULLS HER DOWN INTO A DOUBLE KNEE BACKSTABBER ON THE WAY DOWN!!!! HOLY SHITTTTTTTT!!!!!! WHAT A MOVE FROM CONSUELA ROSE AVA, WHAT A DAMN MOVE!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA ROSE AVA IS ABSOLUTELY UNREAL, SHE SENT SHOCKWAVES UP AND DOWN THE BODY OF KASSIDY HEART, WHO’S BODY IS CONVULSING ON THE CANVAS!!! CONSUELA ROSE AVA PICKS HER UP AND KNOWS SHE HAS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE RIGHT NOW, THIS IS HER CHANCE!!! CONSUELA AMPING UP THIS CROWD AND SHE’S FEELING THE ELECTRICITY! SHE’S ON THE DOORSTEP OF HISTORY RIGHT NOW! SHE GOES TO THE CORNER AND-

Deadprez: RAPTUREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! KASSIDY HEART PULLED THE ‘RAPTURE’ OUT OF NOWHERE AND SNAPPED THE HEAD OF CONSUELA BACK IN THE CORNER, OH MY GOD, KASSIDY WITH A FATAL STRIKE FROM THIN AIR, CONSUELA FALLS INTO HER ARMS!!!

Eve: LOOK AT KASSIDY HEARt, SHE WANTS AN EMPHATIC WIN, SHE POSITIONS CONSUELA IN THE CORNER AGAIN AND DELIVERS ANOTHER POWERFUL ‘RAPTURE’ KICK!!!!!!!! SHE DROVE HER BOOT INTO THE JAW OF CONSUELA AND DROPPED HER DEAD ON THE CANVAS< THAT’S GOTTA BE ALL SHE WROTE, WHAT A STATEMENT FROM KASSIDY HEAT!!! SHE COVERS CONSUELA ROSE AVA, THE CHAMPION TO RETAIN HER TITLE!!!!

(ONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!)

(TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)

(THHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!)

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Eve: KICKOUT! JAKSJAKSSLWOFNBBLANDAWKAWMOMABA!!!!AAMMMDMDKA!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: AKASKFJCJFKDFOFKKLKLDLO!!!!! HOW!??!?!?!?!

(The crowd lets out intense gasp and deafening cheers fill the arena.)

Deadprez: SHE IS STILL IN THIS. THE CHALLENGER WILL NOT BOW OUT WITH ANYTHING LEFT TO GIVE!!!!!

Eve: SHE SHOULDN’T BE CONSCIOUS, LET ALONE STILL IN THIS MATCH!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART DOESN’T CARE, SHE’S ABOUT TO BEAT CONSUELA DOWN UNTIL SHE’S DEAD!!! CONSUELA STILL BLEEDING ALL OVER KASSIDY HEART, THE CANVAS WITH RED SPLOTCHES ALL OVER IT, THIS HAS BEEN A WAR!!!!!

Eve; BUT KASSIDY IS THE FIRST TO HER FEET AND SHE’S CALLING FOR THE END, OH NO, SHE’S SIGNALING FOR ‘THE LOUIS VUITTON OF WRESTLING MOVES’!!! THIS BLOOD CURDLING SUBMISSION THAT WOULD SURELY PUT CONSUELA OUT FOR GOOD-

Deadprez: CONSUELA UP TO HER FEET IN A FLASH, SHE DELIVERS A STIFF CLOTHESLINE AGAIN THAT SNAPS KASSIDY BACK A FEW STEPS, THEN FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE JAW!! SHE CRACKED THE JAW OF KASSIDY AND CONSUELA IS FINDING ONE LAST SURGE OF STRENGTH!!!

Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA ROSE AVA RUNS TOWARDS KASSIDY HEART- THE CHAMPION AVO)IDS HER AND SENDS HER BARRELLING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! NOW KASSIDY HEART STOMPS OUT THE KNEE OF CONSUELA AND DIVES IN FOR A ‘NORVINA LIGHTS’ SPIKE HURRICANRANA!!!!!! KASSIDY SOARS IN- NO! CONSUELA SCOOPED HER UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ‘NORVINA LIGHTS’ AND POWERBOMBED KASSIDY ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD!!! OH MY GOD!!!

Deadprez: CONSULA ROSE AVA NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES WITH ANOTHER RUNNING FACEWASH THAT SENDS KASSIDY CRASHING AGAINST THE MAT! CONSUELA IS FINDING HER FINAL LEGS AND SHE’S CAUGHT A SECOND WIND!!! SHE’S CALLING FOR KASSIDY TO GET TO HER FEET, OH MY GOD, THIS IS IT!! THIS IS IT!! THIS IS IT!!! KAASISY GETS UP AND TURNS TO CONSUELA!!!! CONSUELA ROSE AVA CHARGES ACROSS THE RING WITH ALL HER MIGHT AND DELIVERS THE ‘LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTEEEEEEE’!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ‘KNEE OF DEATHHHHHHHHHHHH’!!!!! THE KNEE LANDED, THE KNEE LANDED!!!!!

Eve: OH MY GOD, SHE SHOOK THE GROUND WITH THE FORCE BEHIND THAT KNEE AND DROPPED KASSIDY TO THE GROUND, CONSUELA ROSE AVA IS ABOUT TO BECOME THE NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! CONSUELA CRAWLS OVER TO KASSIDY HEART AND GRABS BOTH LEGS FOR THE PIN!!!!!!

(ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!)

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Gavin Kirkland: THE CHAMP POWERS OUT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND!!!!!! KICKOUT, SHE KICKED OUT, KASSIDY KICKED OUT, SHE’S ALIVE!!! SHE’S ALIVE, SHE’S ALIVEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Eve: HOW IN GOD’S NAME DID KASSIDY HEART POWER OUT!!! SHE’S KING KASS, THAT’S THE FRACK HOW!!!!!

Deadprez: CONSUELA ROSE AVA CANNOT BELIEVE IT, KASSIDY HEART SHOULDN’T BE IN THIS, BUT SHE IS!!!!

Eve: LOOK AT CONSUELA ROSE AVA, SHE’S GOING TO FINISH THIS MATCH, SHE KNOWS THIS IS HER ONE AND ONLY CHANCE TO PUT KASSIDY DOWN FOR GOOD! CONSUELA PICKS KASSIDY UP OFF THE CANVAS- BUT KASSIDY WITH ANOTHER SHARP ELBOW TO THE FOREHEAD OF CONSUELA! SHE WILL NOT STOP FIGHTING, KASSIDY HEART WAS BORN FOR THIS!!

Deadprez: CONSUELA ROSE AVA NOW WITH A STORM OF PUNCHES TO KASSIDY HEART, SHE’S TELLING THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMP THAT HER TIME IS UP! KASSIDY WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI! GUESS SHE HAD SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT!

Gavin Kirkland: THAT ENZIGURI ROCKED CONSUELA, BUT SHE FIRES BACK WITH HER OWN SHOOT KICK TO THE FACE OF KASSIDY! AND ANOTHER! KASSIDY ABSORBING TWO NASTY SHOOT KICKS TO THE FACE!! KASSIDY HEART GETTING TO HER FEET IN A FIT OF RAGE, SHE RAINS DOWN STRIKES ON CONSUELA ROSE AVA! THESE TWO ARE RUNNING FUMES ALONE RIGHT NOW AND THEY’RE STILL SWINGING FOR THE BLEACHERS!

Eve: KASSIDY HEART DROPS CONSULEA ROSE AVA WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE! KASSIDY SOMEHOW MANAGING TO- CONSUELA ROSE AVA SHOOTS UP TO HER FEET AND FLIES WITH A DEVASTATING LARIAT OF HER OWN!!! KASSIDY HEART SLAMS AGAINST THE GROUND AS CONSUELA TAKES HER GODDAMN HEAD OFF!!

Deadprez: CONSUELA KNOWS THIS IS IT, BUT SHE WANTS TO PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN AND MAKE SURE KASSIDY HEART STAYS DOWN FOR GOOD! CONSUELA ROSE AVA HEADING TO THE TOP! SHE’S GONNA SILENCE ALL DOUBT WITH ONE SWIFT BLOW!!!! KASSIDY HEART IS BARELY STARTING TO STIR, CONSUELA IS HEADING TO THE TOP ROPE!!! HERE IT COMES, ‘THE LEMONLIGHT’ MOONSAULTTTTTTT-

Gavin Kirkland: LOOK AT KASSIDY HEART, SHE SPRINGS UP TO THE TOP ROPE, QUICK AS A CAT!!! SHE GRABS A HOLD OF CONSUELA AND SNEDS HER CRASSSSHHHHIIINGGGG FROM THE TOP ROPE AND NOW LOCKS IN THE ARMBREAKER, ‘GAWD’S GIFT’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ‘GAWD’S GIFFFFTTTTTTTT’!!!!! SHE GOT IT ALL AND HAS THE ARMBREAKER IN, KASSIDY HEART SNATCHED THE VICTORY AWAY FROM CONSEULA ROSE AVA AND NOW HAS HER IN DEEP, DEEP TROUBLE!!!

Eve: CONSUELA DOESN’T WANT TO TAP BUT SHE’S GOT NOTHING LEFT, SHE CAN’T HOLD ON ANY LONGER!!! OH MY GOD, KASSIDY HEART BITING THE FINGERS OF CONSUELA ROSE AVA, THIS HAS TO BE IT!!!! SHE’S BITING AT THOSE FINGERS WITH FULL FORCE, THEY’RE GONNA SNAP!!!!

Gavin Kirlkland; THAT’S IT, CONSUELA CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE, SHE TAPS OUT!!!! SHE TAPS OUT TO KASSIDY HEART, THE CHAMPION RETAINS!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(The crowd erupts in cheers and boos after such a tremendous result.)

Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART GETS THE JOB DONE AFTER AN ABSOLUTE WAR TONIGHT!!!! CONSUELA ROSE AVA PUT IT ALL ON THE LINE AND CAME THROUGH WITH A CLASSIC PERFORMANCE, BUT THE KING’S CROWN CAN ONLY REST UPON ONE HEAD AND THAT HEAD IS STILL KASSIDY HEART’S!!!!

Gina Romano: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, YOUR WINNER….ANDDDDDDDDD STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! THE EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG KASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

(Kassidy Heart is handed the Answers World Title as she rests against the ropes.)

Eve: That match was something else, man. These two redefined warrior spirit and wouldn’t let anything but literal death put them out of this match. Consuela Rose Ava is undoubtedly a future World Champion in EAW and my god, does she have a bright future. She proved why against arguably the greatest active performer in all of Elite Answers Wrestling tonight,

Deadprez: No doubt about it, what a match between these two, but at the end of the night, Kassidy Heart will leave, still the EAW Answers World Champion. A hard fought victory tonight on her side and this match was certainly a statement that if you want to take the title from King Kass, you should have done it yesterday because she’s getting better as every day passes.

Gavin Kirland: The crown truly does only belong to her. What a year she’s had so far. From winning King of Elite, to becoming champion, to now defending in an epic bout against Consuela Rose Ava. Just a star in every sense of the word. My lord this woman is something special.

Eve: They both are, win, lose or draw, these two put every card on the table tonight and risked everything just to call themselves champion. That makes them both champions in a certain sense and I’m sure Consuela’s championship efforts haven’t been for not. You want to be noticed? Having what has been an unreal match at Grand Rampage with the best in the world, Kassidy Heart, is how you do it.

Deadprez: Indeed, it is. However, the throne is only fit for one and that one is still Kassidy Heart! Congratulations, King Kass, on a fantastic defense!

(The final shot of Kassidy Heart standing atop the turnbuckles with the Answers World title is shown, she is surrounded by pyro and lifts her title high in the sky. The shot fades to black.)

(Commercial for Kendrick Lamar vs Drake, the upcoming movie featuring J. Cole as the movie’s antagonist, directed by Impact.)

(Grand Rampage returns from commercial and fades backstage to a quiet, undisclosed area. The New Breed Champion, Andre Walker, is seen stretching and getting mentally prepared for his title defense later on tonight against Voltage’s Lisa Wren. He wears his ring gear, with a hooded sweatshirt thrown over it, and what appears to be an older pair of beat up Beats headphones. He appears to be listening to music, in his zone so to speak, and is completely unaware of exactly who is approaching him. The camera shot widens and the fans inside of Globe Life Field give off a bit of a mixed reaction as familiar face, Albert Hitchman, is seen coming up behind Andre. The notorious manager, who’s been associated with Hall of Famers Xavier Williams and Scott Diamond, is grinning from ear to ear as he taps Andre on the shoulder. Annoyed that someone would interrupt him, Andre pauses his music, removes his Beats, and turns around.)

Andre Walker: Can I help you?

Albert Hitchman: I’m not sure. Can you?

(Hitchman flashes the talented New Breed Champion a disappointed look as he gestures towards the headphones.)

Albert Hitchman: Beats? :mjlol:

Andre Walker: Look man, one of my Airpods broke.

Albert Hitchman: Music’s not that important.

Andre Walker: :mjlol: A bit of PTSD?

Albert Hitchman: :mjgrin: You could say that. Look, I doubt I have to be the one to tell you this, but you are on the cusp of making history and breaking one of the few records in EAW that a lot of people believed could never be touched. A young upstart by the name of Jamie O’Hara once held the New Breed Championship for nearly eight months. That is eight months of pure domination over a single division and we all know what kind of career O’Hara would go on to have. There are whispers, comparisons if you will, when it comes to yourself and some of the all-time greats. Your victory over Mr. DEDEDE back at King of Elite signaled a turning point for you, Andre. I get that Mr. DEDEDE has a reputation for being a hot head. The Chairman is a bit of a sociopath who could very well suffer from multiple personality disorder and borderline schizophrenia, but he’s also an incredible judge of talent. Do you think his interest in the New Breed Championship was accidental? Do you think someone as decorated and as tenured as Mr. DEDEDE would even give something like the New Breed Championship a second thought if not for the person holding it?

Andre Walker: I kind of started that whole thing…

Albert Hitchman: Ahhh. But Mr. DEDEDE could have squashed it at any time. He didn’t have to pursue your championship. He didn’t have to eye it up. He did that because the person holding the belt is someone worth beating.

Andre Walker: :notbad:

(Hitchman wasn’t telling Andre anything he didn’t already know, but the champ definitely didn’t mind being reminded of this. He was well aware of the history he was in the process of making, and as far as Andre was concerned, he wasn’t going to be stopped from breaking said record. Meanwhile, Hitchman continues to lay it on.)

Albert Hitchman: Elite Answers Wrestling has had a lot of New Breed Champions come and go, and I won’t sugarcoat this for you, Andre, because I have a tremendous amount of respect for you even at this stage of your career, but a lot of those former champions have just flat out sucked. It’s been awhile since this company has had someone come in and quietly raise their stock match by match. The world is watching. Your peers are watching. The EAW Universe has been put on notice. We both know that Lisa Wren isn’t going to stop you tonight. A snowball has a better chance of surviving in Hell than she does at winning this match, and then what? Who comes next?

Andre Walker: 🤷🏾‍♂️ Doesn’t matter to me who steps up next. I’m shattering the record regardless.

Albert Hitchman: Oh there’s no doubt. But here’s a question for you. What happens after you break the record?

Andre Walker: I continue pressing forward and doing things my way.

Albert Hitchman: You don’t think that perhaps there’s something missing?

(Andre furrows his brow.)

Andre Walker: Nah. I got it all.

Albert Hitchman: That’s where you’re wrong. Continuing to press forward and do it your way is great, but what exactly does that entail? You’re already shortchanging yourself if you don’t have some type of solid plan to solidify your future. You’ve outgrown the New Breed Championship and its division, and everyone can see that. You’re ready for something bigger… something greater! You just need someone backing you that is going to give you what you’re lacking.

Andre Walker: 🙄 Let me guess. That’s you.

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Andre Walker: :mjlol:

Albert Hitchman: You just need that final piece that is going to catapult you into being the megastar that you’re meant to be.

Andre Walker: No offense, fam, but we all watched your value torpedo when you spent them years hyping up Lucas Johnson. I’m good.

(Hitchman doesn’t take offense to this.)

Albert Hitchman: And because of that mistake, people seem to have forgotten exactly who I am. Look, Andre, you are supremely talented. We all know that and there’s nothing extra I can say or do that will make you any greater than you already are, but what I can do for you is put you in the best position possible to showcase your talent. You are beyond the New Breed division, and I know this company better than anyone, having been around for the various eras. We can downplay my association with Lucas Johnson and even look at it as a low point, but how often did Lucas find himself in the championship picture? He had numerous opportunities to break out, and I got him there. He just didn’t have the talent to make good on my investment.

(Andre can’t argue with that. Lucas might not have won any championships while working with Albert Hitchman, but he certainly had more than his fair share of chances to get that done. Hitchman reaches into the inside pocket of his sport coat and withdraws what appears to be a business card. He holds it out to Andre, who hesitates before eventually taking it.)

Albert Hitchman: Keep an open mind, Andre, and more importantly, keep your options open. You’re going to need someone to manage your business affairs when you become one of the most dominating presences EAW has ever laid its eyes on.

(Hitchman flashes the New Breed Champion a smirk before taking his leave. Andre looked down at the business card in his hand, and thought over the conversation. After a moment or two, he pockets the card in his hoodie, puts his headphones back on, and goes back to preparing for his match.)

(On that note, Grand Rampage fades back to the ringside area.)

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(The camera cuts to Gina Romano in the ring.)

Gina Romano: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Gina Romano: And it is for the EAW Interwire Championship!!!

(An Interwire Championship graphic flashes across the screen.)

(“Runnin” by 21 Savage & Metro Boomin hits as the crowd erupts into cheers.)

Gina Romano: Introducing first the challenger! Currently residing in Brooklyn, New York he is “The Game Changer” BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRONSON DANIELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Bronson Daniels makes his way out to the ring holding a remote control as he skips to the ring and poses for the fans on the top turnbuckle. He is looking serious tonight as he realizes what an opportunity this match is to win the Interwire Championship here at Grand Rampage!)

Gavin Kirkland: This man abuses females! Lock him up!

Eve: You abuse a female every week by sitting out here with me.

Gavin Kirkland: Baby gurl don’t be like dat…

Deadprez: Bronson Daniels has vowed that he will be the one to walk in and out of Pain for Pride as the Interwire Champion! There was that unfortunate incident with Alissa recently but tonight his eyes are set on Ronan and dethroning the man who just dethroned Justin Windgate himself at Under Siege just over a month ago!

Gina Romano: And his oppone-

Bronson Daniels: Nah nah gurl lemme handle this!

(Gina Romano hands Bronson Daniels the microphone.)

Bronson Daniels: Let’s introduce the champion! RONAN MALOSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

(Bronson Daniels clicks the remote as a number of images from Ronan’s past appear on the big screen in quick succession.)

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Bronson Daniels: That’s what that Applebees diet will do to a man. :francis:

(Gina Romano takes the microphone back as Bronson Daniels returns to waiting in his corner.)

(Fire Storm A by Herman’s Langschwert, Wolfgang Killian hits to heavy boos from the crowd.)

Gina Romano: And his opponent… residing in Long Island, New York weighing in at 280 pounds he is the “The Hot Take King” ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAN MALOSIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!

(Ronan Malosi comes out to the stage holding the EAW Interwire Championship tightly in his hands as he is clearly enraged by the pictures Bronson Daniels showed to the entire world before the match.)

Eve: I mean Bronson already showed those earlier this week? Shouldn’t he be used to it by now?

Gavin Kirkland: Bronson is a cruel bully who must be punished! Ronan did nothing to deserve that unprofessional humiliation here in the EAW workplace! We must contact HR!

Deadprez: Ronan Malosi is pissed off and that may or may not be a good thing for Bronson Daniels when that bell rings. Ronan can be a formidable opponent and with the gold on the line tonight more than any night would be the time for him to go all out.

(The referee takes the EAW Interwire Championship from Ronan and raises it high above his head in the ring before calling for the bell to start the match.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Eve: Both men staring each other down as this match is about to get started. Both men glaring at each other with seething hatred and you know that this thing between them has gotten personal. They want to win this match not only for a belt but for themselves. Ronan fighting for Alissa here tonight and fighting to prove he is the dominant champion he says he is. Time to show up and time to throw down.

(Ronan Malosi suddenly laughs at Bronson Daniels as he rolls out of the ring and grabs the EAW Interwire Championship.)

Ronan Malosi: (off-mic) LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Fuck this I’m leaving!

(Ronan Malosi makes his way up the stage with the EAW Interwire Championship as Bronson Daniels is visibly confused.)

Gavin Kirkland: Yes king! Go to that hot ass blonde bitch Alissa! You don’t need Bronson’s bullshit in your life!

Eve: What a cowardly little bitch! Just when I was starting to like and respect him as a wrestler having won a championship he pulls something like this! Now my respect has returned to zero and he basically doesn’t exist to me!

(Ronan Malosi poses on the ramp with the EAW Interwire Championship as he walks backwards making fun of Bronson with fake crying gestures as he leaves the arena.)

(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring numerous local Applebee’s restaurants being shut down due to no customers.)

Deadprez: Wait no! We are back at ringside as Ronan Malosi suddenly returns from the curtain stumbling out and falling on his ass as he drops the title in fear! What the hell is that?!?!?

(The crowd erupts into cheers as Bronson’s kangaroo Miles hops out onto the stage!!!)

Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!?!? IT’S HUGE!

(Ronan Malosi quickly scrambles away as the kangaroo hops closer and closer to him.)

Ronan Malosi: (off-mic) NO! STAY BACK! AHHHH!!!

(The kangaroo grabs Ronan and tries to place him inside its pouch but Ronan breaks free.)

Ronan Malosi: (off-mic) Fine. I’ll wrestle. Damn. :noah:

(Ronan Malosi slowly makes his way back to the ring as he hands back the Interwire Championship and climbs the stairs with an annoyed look on his face to get back into the ring and face Bronson.)

Eve: Well at least he manned up in the end. I wonder if Ronan would have actually fit in the pouch tho? I guess we will never know the answer to the questions that really matter. :wow:

(Bronson Daniels and Ronan Malosi stare across the ring from each other as the referee has shown considerable discretion already in not counting Ronan out. But the referee realizes the importance of this title match and knows the fans want and deserve a conclusive winner.)

Deadprez: The match is now truly underway as Ronan Malosi and Bronson Daniels stare each other down in the middle of the ring. You can feel the tension! You can cut it with a knife! The EAW Interwire Championship match has begun! One of the most prestigious prizes in the history of this company! The lineage! The prestige! It all comes to a head right here tonight!

Gavin Kirkland: Both men back into their corner before charging in! But they side step each other quickly as they turn around to face each other! They lock up suddenly in the ring before breaking it up! Both men lunge at each other with thunderous clotheslines but it is like hitting a brick wall as meat collides with meat. Ronan Malosi hauls off with a hard right hand! But Bronson Daniels throws a hard right of his own! It looks like Ronan’s had more effect as he fires back with another clubbing blow. But Bronson now with the will to participate in this slugging match fires back with a strike of his own! And away they go! Ronan! Bronson! Ronan! Bronson! Ronan! Bronson! Ronan! Bronson! Ronan! Bronson! Ronan! Bronson! Ronan! Bronson! Ronan!

Eve: And you can start to see the toll this slugfest is having on both men! With each strike the time it takes to rebound and fire off their own increases! They are slowly but surely slowing down but the resilience of these warriors to keep at it says it all!

Deadprez: Ronan Malosi with a roar of anger as Bronson Daniels collides his fist with Ronan’s jaw. Ronan slams his head right into the head of Bronson! But Bronson slams his head in as well as they smash heads together in the middle of the ring. The rage is evident on both men’s faces as they seem determined to break the other’s will at all costs!

Gavin Kirkland: Ronan Malosi goes low! A low kick to the gut by Ronan staggers Bronson Daniels who keels over holding his abs in pain. But Ronan is not finished as he grabs Bronson pulling him into a headlock. But Bronson falls back into the ropes giving him the momentum he needs to toss Ronan off of him and send him across the ring. Ronan bounces back off the ropes and comes running into Bronson! Double Palm Slap to the chest sends Bronson back up against the ropes… but Bronson comes charging in wildly with a Running Shoulder thrust knocking Ronan flat on his back for the first time in this match!

Eve: Ronan Malosi sitting up in the ring visibly frustrated that Bronson Daniels managed to take him off his feet. But he has no time to waste as Bronson charges in with a Spinning Roundhouse kick taking Ronan’s head clean off his shoulders!

Deadprez: No! Ronan Malosi leans back falling back flat on the mat to avoid that kick from Bronson Daniels as he quickly rolls to the side and makes his way back to his feet. Bronson turns around but Ronan is already rearing to go as he charges in with a Running Forearm to Bronson! No! Bronson ducks beneath the massive arms of Ronan as Ronan whirls around into a Clothesline from Bronson!

Gavin Kirkland: No! Ronan Malosi ducks under the clothesline from Bronson Daniels this time… but Bronson uses the momentum to fire his body off the ropes as Ronan charges in! Both men collide in the middle of the ring as they both go for Clotheslines! But once again neither man goes down! But this time it is not at all like two brick walls colliding. Both men visibly stagger barely able to stay on their feet from the impact of man colliding with man in that ring. Ronan staggers back into the ropes grabbing the top as Bronson staggers backwards towards the corner taking a quick knee to catch his breath. But Bronson refuses to stay down as he quickly powers back up to his feet with his hands on his knees breathing heavily as he looks to get back into this matchup.

Eve: Ronan Malosi smells blood as he pushes himself up off the ropes to stare down his prey across the ring. Bronson Daniels is worn out as Ronan stands in the middle of the ring yelling at Bronson to get up and come at him. Ronan wants a fair fight with Bronson Daniels here tonight and he wants to prove that he is the EAW Interwire Champion for a reason. Ronan waiting for Bronson to get back up and that may be a bad move in the long term but if he can defeat Bronson here with superior technique the boost to his pride as a professional wrestler may be worth it in the end. Bronson now clenching his teeth as he realizes the only reason he is standing right now is because Ronan allowed it and he is not at all pleased with that being the reality he is currently living in.

Deadprez: Bronson Daniels glares at Ronan Malosi across the ring as the two men pace before immediately locking up. No! The fake out by Ronan who goes low kicking the knee of Bronson and then slamming his fist right into Bronson’s face! And a hard forearm battering the face of Bronson who is just completely rocked and knocked against the ropes by those clubbing blows from Malosi. Ronan grabs the arm of Bronson as he whips him across the ring. Bronson comes back on the rebound as Ronan grabs his arm looking to toss him-

Gavin Kirkland: But Bronson Daniels counters by maintaining his footing on the mat not allowing Ronan Malosi to complete the Arm Drag or toss or whatever move he was looking for there. Instead Bronson uses the momentum to toss Ronan instead dropping him on his back flipping him over to the mat. Ronan immediately begins to get back up as Bronson runs the ropes to the opposite side of the ring… Ronan pulls himself up on the ropes… and Bronson charges in with a Running Clothesline! Ronan flips up over the top rope and tumbles to the outside of the ring landing on his chest as he bounces off the apron to the floor! That had to knock the wind out of him!

Eve: Ronan Malosi lying out here in front of the time keeper’s table as he holds his chest in pain after taking that hard fall landing on the hardest part of the ring. The referee checking on Ronan before beginning to administer the ten count at Bronson’s demand. The referee is reluctant to do a count out in this title match but goes for it anyway. Bronson just waiting inside the ring but he can’t win the title via countout so he may want to do something about this…

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX!

Deadprez: Ronan Malosi getting up on the outside as Bronson Daniels does not look to be interested in leaving the ring and may actually be considering winning this thing by a countout. That may prove to be a smart decision. A win is a win even if you do not get the championship you can always challenge for it another day.

Referee: SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!

Gavin Kirkland: But Ronan Malosi climbs back up to the apron holding his chest in pain as he slowly returns to the ring. Ronan appears to have taken his time in order to recover a bit as he retur-

Eve: But the moment Ronan Malosi climbs through the middle ropes he is met with a clubbing blow over the back by Bronson Daniels! Hard elbow strike to the back of Ronan’s head knocks him down to his knees… And another one from Bronson as that has got to hurt! Bronson grabs the head of Ronan as he Snapmares him down out of the ropes he just entered into the middle of the ring. Chin lock now applied as Bronson wrenches back on the face of Ronan. Bronson lifts one of his hands free before driving his elbow down right into the front of Ronan’s face! Ronan lying flat on the ground as Bronson stomps down hard on his chest taking advantage of that nasty fall that Ronan just suffered to the outside! And a Running Kick to the back of the neck from Bronson to Ronan for good measure!

Deadprez: But Ronan Malosi stands up!

Bronson Daniels: :eek:h:

Gavin Kirkland: Bronson Daniels in shock as Ronan Malosi is back up and staring him straight in the face with hatred in his eyes! Ronan fires off with a hard forearm to the face and snatches Bronson by the head with a hand full of hair! Ronan with the Snapmare Takedown dropping Bronson on his back before hauling back and kicking him right in the spine! Bronson bracing in pain as he definitely felt that one from the giant legs of Ronan. We sometimes forget that this man is 6’8 but he is reminding us here tonight.

Eve: Bronson slaps the mat angrily as he storms back up to his feet… Bronson Daniels with a headbutt right to the forehead of Ronan Malosi! But Ronan ducks beneath. Bronson shoves back Ronan with both hands and slams a hard forearm into his face! Ronan charges in with a headbutt of his own! But Bronson catches him with a forearm as he tries it! Ronan responds with a forearm of his own! Bronson slaps the shit out of Ronan! Ronan responds in kind! Ronan nearly took Bronson off his feet! Ronan grabs a handful of Bronson’s hair in his hand… HARD HEADBUTT CONNECTS RIGHT TO BRONSON! Bronson yells out in pain as skull collides with skull. Bronson paces into the corner holding his head in pain as he looks barely able to stand but Ronan now stalking him to the corner.

Deadprez: Hard back chop in the corner across the chest of Bronson Daniels from Ronan Malosi as Bronson yells out in pain. But Ronan only dishes him another! The sweat from Bronson goes flying off into the crowd in a spray of liquid as clearly a toll has been taken on both men already in this match under the bright lights of this arena. Two hard hitting competitors here as Bronson refuses to just take this lying down! He is fighting out of the corner battering Ronan with repeated Forearm Strikes! He grabs Ronan and shoves him into the turnbuckle instead and begins to pummel him with more forearms in the corner. Ronan fires out of it with a Headbutt! But Bronson meets him with a headbutt as well knocking his opponent into the corner and then delivering even more forearms!

Eve: Bronson Daniels slaps the shit out of Ronan Malosi in the corner!

Gavin Kirkland: But he’s not done! Bronson with a hard kick to the gut of Ronan-

Deadprez: But it has no effect! Ronan Malosi just walks out of the corner staring down Bronson with a look on his face like “that’s all you got?”. So Bronson hauls off with an overhand palm strike to the chest of Ronan who just stares defiantly at Bronson through the pain! That injured chest isn’t going to save Bronson here tonight! Another hard palm strike across the chest from Bronson hitting right where Ronan landed on the apron… But Ronan immediately responds with a back chop across the chest of Bronson nearly taking him off his feet! Bronson sent falling backwards across the ring as Ronan shrugs and stalks his opponent. He shoves the head of Bronson who retaliates with a chop of his own! Now these two men trading chops in the ring. They have traded punches, slaps, clotheslines, might as well trade chops as well!

Eve: But it is clear to anyone watching this match that the real damage being done is being done to Bronson Daniels who can barely hide his pain as he goes to deliver the next chop to Ronan Malosi who just seems to be more angered by the whole ordeal than anything and more than willing to continue to play into this striking game with the smaller man. Bronson may want to consider changing up his gameplan here tonight! The chops are never ending as Bronson seems to be determined to fight back and be the one who wins this thing! Ronan! Bronson! Ronan! Bronson! Bronson! Bronson!

Gavin Kirkland: Bronson Daniels gaining the advantage as he grabs Ronan Malosi and tosses him into the corner. Bronson kicking away at the gut of Ronan who falls down to the bottom of the turnbuckle. Bronson forces him to eat his boot! Shoving his boot right into the face of Ronan in the corner as he keeps the champion grounded. The referee forces him to back away.

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!

Deadprez: Ronan Malosi stands up taking hard shots to the head from Bronson Daniels before firing back with one of his own! Hard forearm! Hard headbutt and you can see the pain on Bronson’s face when he takes those blows from the champion! Bronson fires back with a punch to the face of Ronan! And I think his thumb went right into Ronan’s eye on that one! I don’t know if that was intentional or not… but Ronan certainly felt that one! Ronan keels over to his knees holding his face as Bronson grabs him by the head yanking him back up… Snapmare Takedown as he goes for another chinlock… No! Running Double Knee Strike to the face as Bronson goes in for the first cover of this match on Ronan!

Referee: ON-

Eve: Ronan Malosi kicks out with authority! Bronson Daniels looks on with a coldly dead expression as he realises that Ronan is not even close to giving up that championship just yet. He still has some more work to do before he here the referee declare AND NEWWWWWWWWWW!

Gavin Kirkland: Or even worse for him… AND STILLLLL!!! Bronson has to be thinking about that as he pulls Ronan up by the head only to get bashed in the head by yet another forearm! Bronson backs away into the corner as Ronan stalks him headbutting him repeatedly into the corner. Ronan now just bashing the skull in of Bronson looking to inflict permanent damage here and this might as well almost be a boxing match at this point with the lack of actual wrestling techniques we have seen in favor of raw striking force.

Deadprez: Bronson Daniels suddenly ducks a blow from Ronan Malosi in the corner and turns the tables shoving Ronan into the corner as they begin to trade punches… and you have to wonder just how much more head trauma these two can take and continue to stand! Hard chop across the chest from Ronan as he begins to alternate between forearms, chops ,and hard elbow strikes to the face as Bronson is thrown back into the corner. The tides reversed once more and Ronan is just unleashing an absolute barrage of varied strikes on his opponent before whipping him across the ring. Bronson charges out of the corner… CLOTHESLINE STRIKES!!! AND DOWN GOES RONAN!!!

Eve: Bronson Daniels taking down Ronan Malosi with that Clothesline and Ronan may have attempted one himself but it was Bronson who came out on top this time! Buzzsaw Kick right to the head of Ronan as he begins to get back up on the ground. Ronan shakes it off! Ronan holding his head in pain as he returns to his feet only to get kicked in the chest by Bronson who is now returning to his feet. Repeated high kicks to the chest of Ronan sends him falling back into the corner. Ronan whipped across the ring. Bronson charges in… Jumping Spinning Kick right to the face and chest of Ronan! But still he doesn’t go down as he staggers forward… BRONSON TAKES RONAN DOWN WITH A SUPERKICK! RONAN FALLS BACKWARDS HITTING THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ON THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE!

Gavin Kirkland: Bronson Daniels pulls Ronan Malosi up out of the corner as Ronan struggles but Bronson catches him from behind. Ronan a bit dazed here but he begins throwing some elbow strikes behind him at Bronson who has him in a near Bearhug. Multiple elbow shots collide right into the face of Bronson. Ronan breaks free and charges off the ropes… but Bronson charges off the ropes right next to him to dodge whatever he had planned! Ronan whirls around! Bronson with a Clothesline! But Ronan ducks it! Ronan grabs the arm of Bronson and whips him into the ropes… but Bronson reverses that as well sending Ronan into the ropes. Bronson charges in but instead runs alongside Ronan bouncing off the ropes to the opposite side! Ronan twists around in confusion as Bronson suddenly chooses to run all the way across the ring to the other side rather than engage him off the rope run in some sort of maneuver. Bronson comes running back as Ronan twists around to face him… LEAPING CLOTHESLINE FROM BRONSON!

Deadprez: Ronan Malosi caught off guard for just a second there from that confusing running technique displayed by Bronson Daniels and it cost him! Bronson falls into the cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve: But only a one count there for Bronson Daniels who appears to be flustered and annoyed that Ronan Malosi is proving to be this difficult to dispatch here tonight. Bronson stalking Ronan as he pulls him back up looking to do even more damage to put the champion down. He grabs the head of Ronan and hooks the arm getting him into Suplex position. Can he execute it?!?!?

Gavin Kirkland: No! Ronan Malosi refuses to allow Bronson to execute the Suplex! Ronan using all his weight to remain grounded here as Bronson tries to Suplex him but perhaps it was a bad strategy from the start to attempt such a move on a larger man! But Ronan now attempting to reverse the Suplex! Ronan straining with all his might! He lifts Bronson up off his feet! But Bronson falls back down as he strains to lift up Ronan instead! But he can’t quite do it! RONAN USES ALL HIS STRENGTH TO LIFT BRONSON UP INTO A SUPLEX! AND HE STALLS! A STALLING SUPLEX! RONAN DROPS BRONSON DOWN HARD ON HIS BACK AFTER SEVERAL SECONDS STALLING IN THE AIR!

Deadprez: Ronan Malosi clearly tired out by that move as he gets up slowly breathing heavily before descending on his opponent once more yanking Bronson Daniels up by the hair and whipping him off the ropes. Ronan catches Bronson on the return… SIDE SLAM CONNECTS!!! Ronan slides into the cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve: Kickout by Bronson Daniels as Ronan Malosi scores the first two count of the match in his first attempt! Ronan pulls Bronson back up continuing to bully him punching him back into the corner. Ronan hooks the arm of Bronson possibly going for a Suplex of his own. But he lifts Bronson up to the top rope! Ronan follows Bronson up to the top rope as he hooks him in Suplex position! Both men in a very precarious position on the top! Ronan falls backwards!

Gavin Kirkland: SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE CONNECTS!!! Bronson Daniels’ back smashes off the ground with a thud as he bounces across the ring nearly sliding out of it from the force of the maneuver! But Ronan is quick to capitalize! The cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Deadprez: Bronson Daniels kicks out! Ronan Malosi back up and rubs his boot on the back of Bronson’s head! He pulls Bronson up grabbing him from behind. German Suple-

Eve: No Bronson fighting out of it with repeated elbow strikes to the head! Bronson repeatedly bashing in Ronan’s head somehow still standing not long after taking that Superplex! Bronson counters grabbing Ronan’s head into a headlock and shoving him off of his body. Bronson runs the ropes… but Ronan runs the opposite ropes in order to dodge whatever he has planned! Bronson runs past Ronan who stops and grabs him from behind… GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!!! Ronan drops Bronson right on his head there and that may be the hardest blow to the head he has taken all night!

Gavin Kirkland: But Bronson Daniels somehow gets up and grabs Ronan from behind and hits a German Suplex of his own! Ronan back up as he grabs Bronson and hits another German Suplex! Oh so we just trading Suplexes now. This ain’t choppin’ yo chest boiz you know you gonna kill each other with this shit right here! Ronan! Bronson! Ronan! Bronson! Ronan! Bronson! The will to one up the other is too strong as they are determined to see who breaks first!

Deadprez: Ronan grabs Bronson from the front… Belly to Belly Suplex connects as he tosses Bronson across the ring! But Bronson lands on his feet! Bronson off the ropes! Both men collide in the ring with Clotheslines on each other… and both men go down! Fatigue finally setting in as both men are completely laid out in the ring. Bronson flat on his back and Ronan rolling around in pain unable to get back up as the referee begins to administer the ten count!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TE-

Eve: Both Ronan and Bronson pull up in the corner! They charge in at each other both men connecting with hard shots as they bounce off each other and nearly collapse once again in the ring. The clash of force is nearly too much for them to take at this point in the match! They charge in again with a Double Clothesline! But this time both men withstand it! They aren’t going to let the other take them off their feet… Wait Ronan is staggering! Ronan nearly taken down… Bronson kicks the legs of Ronan trying to take him down… but Ronan jumps over them! Ronan runs off the ropes… BIG BOOT TO THE HEAD OF BRONSON!

Gavin Kirkland: NO! BRONSON DUCKS BEHIND IT! CHROME HEART TAGS CONNECTS TO THE HEAD OF RONAN AND DOWN HE GOES! RONAN FALLS CRUMPLED TO THE MAT AS HE HAS BEEN KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!

Deadprez: Bronson stalks Ronan as he grabs him and yanks him up from behind. He yanks the deceased Ronan around and hooks the head and arm… SAVAGE MODE!!!! BRONSON DRILLS RONAN INTO THE MAT AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER TO END THINGS HERE TONIGHT!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve: But Ronan Malosi somehow kicks out! How can this be?!?! Bronson Daniels is shook!

Gavin Kirkland: Bronson Daniels pulls Ronan Malosi back up as he hooks the arm and is going for another Savage Mode! No Ronan is fighting out of it! Hard elbows to the back of the skull repeatedly over and over as he fights out of it! Ronan breaks free! But Bronson grabs him from behind! BRONSON WITH AN OLYMPIC SLAM! HE TOSSES RONAN DROPPING HIM TO THE MAT WITH THAT OLYMPIC SLAM AS RONAN CRASHES DOWN WITH A THUD TO THE MAT! Bronson nearly falling over himself with the force it took him to drop the big man like that!

Deadprez: BRONSON DANIELS LOCKS IN AN ANKLE LOCK ON RONAN MALOSI!!! RONAN SCREAMING IN PAIN AS BRONSON HAS THAT DEADLY SUBMISSION LOCKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!

Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) TAP YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! HAHAHA!

Eve: Ronan Malosi struggling here as he uses all his power to reach the ropes! His title reign is flashing before his eyes as he looks to get to them ropes and break it up! Ronan pulling and dragging himself across the ring! Can he make it?!?!?

Gavin Kirkland: But Bronson Daniels pulls Ronan Malosi back into the middle of the ring as he nearly reached them ropes! Ronan now screaming in pain as he bashes his already damaged head against the mat possibly just to alleviate the pain he is feeling in his ankle! Ronan gritting his teeth and screaming as his entire skull turns bright red from the pain he is being forced to endure! But he is not going to tap out! He worked too hard to get to this championship and he is not going to throw it away not after holding it for only a month!

Deadprez: Ronan Malosi fighting to reach the ropes once more as he scrapes and claws his way to the ropes! He gets a finger on them!!

Referee: Alright break the ho-

Eve: But Ronan Malosi’s finger falls off the ropes as his body goes limp!

Referee: Nvm.

Gavin Kirkland: Bronson Daniels uses this opportunity to drag Ronan Malosi back into the center of the ring! He falls to the mat and wraps his legs around the leg of Ronan as he has grounded the Ankle Lock! Ronan is stuck and he has nowhere to go! He tries to drag Bronson’s entire body across the ring as he reaches out once more to the ropes and begins to pull both of them across! What strength from Ronan to be able to move this much mass in the ring!

Deadprez: RONAN MALOSI TAPS OUT!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Gina Romano: Here is your winner and the NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION… BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRONSON DANIELS!!!

(“Runnin” by 21 Savage & Metro Boomin hits as the referee grabs the EAW Interwire Championship and hands it off to the new champion Bronson Daniels. The crowd erupts into cheers as the arena is nearly shaking from the massive standing ovation.)

Eve: He did it! Bronson has ended Ronan’s reign of terror! Ronan did not have anyone like Alissa to throw in as a shield to defend himself against Bronson here tonight! He had to face him like a man and in the end he fell to Bronson!

Gavin Kirkland: Bronson is a serial abuser! Men and women alike! First Alissa! Now Ronan! :noah:

Deadprez: Ronan Malosi did all he could to back out of this match and now we see exactly why. Bronson Daniels proved to be a formidable opponent that despite his best efforts Ronan Malosi was unable to overcome and now we have a new champion. After nearly a year without a championship Bronson has finally put gold around his waist once again to become the face of the Interwire division here on Showdown!

Eve: Ronan Malosi promised he would walk into Pain for Pride as the Interwire Champion but tonight was a major setback towards that goal. Make no mistake he fought as hard as he could and both men could have easily suffered concussions from the brutal striking exchange we saw throughout much of this match, but in the end it was a technical wrestling submission that did in the former champion.

Gavin Kirkland: I just hope Alissa is okay! I should go check on her!

Eve: Sit down bitch.

Deadprez: Bronson Daniels has ended his drought of no championships as LeBronson has become the new champion!

(Bronson Daniels is shown celebrating on the top turnbuckle with the EAW Interwire Championship as Ronan struggles to stand and needs help from the officials to walk backstage.

(The camera cuts to a commercial for SKA’s top 5 greatest science denials of all time ranked accurately using the scientific method.)

(The scene pans to Ronan Malosi backstage in his personal locker room that he shares with Ryan Wilson. It was a tough night for Ronan, who had lost his Interwire Championship to Bronson Daniels. It was a loss that Ronan was anticipating as he couldn’t find the words to respond to what happened. He was pacing back-and-forth, trying to calm his anger and frustrations down.)

Ronan Malosi: This is complete bullshit! I should be standing as Interwire Champion! I should have been able to defeat Bronson Daniels like I did Justin Windgate! I bodied Bronson all this week! I ethered the fuck out of that punk and now, he’s the Interwire Champion? :wtf: We’re living in the world where that joke Bronson Daniels is Interwire Champion? I can’t fucking believe it!

(A door is heard opening as Ronan Malosi’s attention goes to the door as Ryan Wilson walks into the camera shot. Ronan looks at Ryan with a frustrated look on his face. It seems to be one of the first times that the two of them had been in the same room in over a week.)

Ronan Malosi: Now, you decided to show yourself? Where the hell were you when I needed you? It would have been useful for you to be out there, making sure that I remained as the Interwire Champion?

Ryan Wilson: After last week, why would I? By the way, where the hell were YOU when I was facing Xavier Williams at Under Siege?

Ronan Malosi: Don’t you turn this around on me, Ryan. I’m surprised that you’re even here.

Ryan Wilson: You’re surprised that I’m here? It seems you only want to be around me unless you want something from me. Whether it’s a free meal, paid parking or a personal locker room or numbers of some of the finest trainers, you wanted something from me that is going to benefit you. I gave you everything that you needed to make sure that you got that Interwire Championship on your shoulder. I placed you in that number one contender’s match because I wanted management to get a good look at the talent that is Ronan Malosi. You were always something that got held down by management and I wasn’t going to allow that on my brand. For someone to have gone hell and back with me for half a season, you deserve all the credit in the world to be something great. This season proved that you’re a motherfucking star and that the sky was the limit for you. That Interwire Championship reign wouldn’t be possible without my liking of you, Ronan. You stood by me as a partner and friend and I gave you that opportunity to pursue the Interwire Championship to prove to people that if you stand alongside me, you will be destined for greatness.

Ronan Malosi: Yeah, I’m destined for greatness. Look at how Grand Rampage went for me. :troll:

Ryan Wilson: Just a setback, Ronan. There’s still Pain for Pride, there’s plenty of things to look forward to.

Ronan Malosi: And with the loss, what the hell am I going to do for Pain for Pride?

Ryan Wilson: Remember what I said on Showdown the other week? Chained Fury is still going to be Unified Tag Team Champions. We still have that to look forward too. You are only going to use that setback to motivate you, Ronan. You aren’t the type of person to stay down for long. No, that’s what the suits would want you to do and are you going to do what they want? Hell no! You are going to continue your rise to the top of the industry and I’ll be at your corner, supporting you along the way.

Ronan Malosi: *chuckles* It’s been a while since we last teamed, Ryan. I think that we’re a bit rusty as a team. Besides, are we supposed to believe that IDOL-GUN would want to face us? Those two wouldn’t look twice at our direction. They’ll just pie-face us and tell us that we’re not worth their time. We know how they can be, Ryan. How about Cash in the Vault? We can be co-CITV winners?

Ryan Wilson: As intriguing as that sounds, my friend, I do think that we should stick with the idea of pursuing the Unified Tag Team Champions.

(Ryan Wilson opens the door and holds it open for Ronan Malosi. Chained Fury exit the personal locker room. Ronan is listening to Ryan as he continues to talk.)

Ryan Wilson: As nice as Cash in the Vault would be, we had our hopes on being Unified Tag Team Champions at King of Elite, but we had underestimated Hikari Kanno and Miku Sakai, but it’s something that we shouldn’t have done. Those two are talented as hell and have done a great job with being a great representation as tag team wrestlers, but —

(Chained Fury stops themselves from colliding with whoever are standing across from them. The camera slowly stops on the Unified Tag Team Champions themselves, IDOL-GUN — Miku Sakai and Hikari Kano.)

Miku Sakai: Excuse us, simps! ✋🏻

Ryan Wilson: What a coincidence, we were just talking about you.

Hikari Kanno: Not really surprised. Many Elitists can’t seem to get our names out their mouths.

Ronan Malosi: Seems like the two of you haven’t changed at all.

Hikari Kanno: It seems like something did change with you. I can’t seem to put my finger on it. 🤔

Miku Sakai: I think he lost a couple of pounds. How much did the Interwire Championship weigh?

Hikari Kanno: Maybe, like fifteen, twenty pounds? How am I supposed to know that, Miku?

Miku Sakai: He must have a fast metabolism. He lost the title as fast as he won it.

Hikari Kanno: Imagine losing a championship as quick as Ronan Malosi. That could never be IDOL-GUN. Every now and then, we have the case of charity case champions. Voltage is infested with many of them from TLA and Terry Chambers. It was nothing more than a moment to pat you on the back for your efforts, Ronan. You had done a ‘good’ job in the eyes of people. You were nothing more than someone who was at the right time and place. Just a glorified joke, who thought that he had what it took to be a champion in IDOL-GUN’s company. It was nothing more than your fifteen minutes of fame, Ronan. You had the opportunity to prove that you weren’t the joke that you’re portrayed on Showdown, but you couldn’t even do that. You felt confidence that shit was going to go your way, so you underestimated Bronson Daniels and what he could bring to the table. Now, I got to ask: how did that work out for you, Ronan?

Ronan Malosi: What happened out there was complete bullshit. Unlike the two of you, the company has been out to get me since I didn’t get drafted to any other brand. They had done what they could to bring me down and tonight was another instance of the conspiracy that has been out to get me for months. Am I supposed to believe that THEY wanted me to walk out of Grand Rampage as Interwire Champion? Am I supposed to believe for a second that they were ever going to allow me to reign as champion? No, all of this shit was predetermined for Bronson Daniels to get his dirty hands on MY title. They were planning for my downfall and did everything in the match to stack the odds against me. For example: is not one going to fall out the referee for counting too fast? :wtf: Are we going to ignore the fact that the referee had some sort of favoritism towards Bronson Daniels? Are you sure that this guy is a professional? Also, are we going to ignore that I shouldn’t have competed tonight. There’s no way that I should have been defending my title at Grand Rampage, yet, I was forced by Hurricane Hawk to compete despite everything that was going around me. My jaw is still feeling sore after what it went through on Showdown. It hasn’t been the same since getting hit in the jaw. Then, I have to worry about Alissa after Bronson attacked her. She did nothing wrong. I should be at home, trying to help her feel better. Hawk forced me to compete when I wasn’t in the right mindset. I had so much to worry about, but Hawk didn’t care. My General Manager couldn’t give a shit about the wellbeing of his roster. He knew that a Ronan Malosi with his mind clear is a dangerous Ronan Malosi. It won’t be long until I get another championship.

Ryan Wilson: You’re right, Ronan, you will be a champion again. No one knows how dangerous you can be with nothing in your mind, but winning a championship. No one knows how dangerous Chained Fury can be with nothing holding them back. These are the opportunities that we always crave to have. We never shied away from taking on the best that this company has to offer and we won’t now. We challenge you to a match with those titles on the line. Ronan may have lost his title, but he’ll be sure to have another one soon enough and it will be the Unified Tag Team Championships.

(With the challenge thrown out there by Ryan Wilson, it’s silent as IDOL-GUN look towards each other with serious looks on their faces before looking back at Chained Fury. )

IDOL-GUN: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😂😂😂😂

Miku Sakai: Are they serious? Those two asswipes think that they can dethrone a couple of queens?

Hikari Kanno: Well, some of these people are kind of *does the cuckoo gesture with her index finger* 🤪

Miku Sakai: *looks back at Chained Fury* Yeah, we’re not going to accept your challenge. You two are not *pie-faces Chained Fury* worth our time! 🙄

(IDOL-GUN looks to walk past them, but Chained Fury blocks their way. IDOL-GUN tries to walk to the left, but Ronan Malosi blocks them. IDOL-GUN look at each other before going to the right, but Ryan Wilson blocks them. Basically, Chained Fury are like a wall and prevents IDOL-GUN from getting away.)

Miku Sakai: Is all of this fucking necessary?

Hikari Kanno: What is the point in all of this?

Ryan Wilson: We aren’t going anywhere until you accept our challenge, ladies. If you want us to get out of your faces, accept our challenge.

(Ryan Wilson gets close to Hikari Kanno’s face. Ronan Malosi gets close to Miku Sakai’s face as she begins to make a disgusted look on her face.)

Miku Sakai: Your breath smells like someone took a shit in your mouth. 🤢

Hikari Kanno: All of this is really pathetic, but if you insist on having us put a coffin in your aspirations of becoming Unified Tag Team Champions, then so be it. We’ll accept your little match. It will happen on Voltage next week because god knows that Showdown doesn’t deserve the greatness of IDOL-GUN in their shitty brand. Now, do us the favor and get the fuck out of your faces.

(Hikari Kanno bumps shoulders as she steps out between both members of Chained Fury. Miku Sakai wafts the smell of Ronan Malosi’s breath away from her, almost feeling like she’s going to vomit. Hikari puts an arm around Miku as the Unified Tag Team Champions walk away from the scene. This leaves Chained Fury by themselves, all smiles on their faces, feeling pumped that they managed to get themselves a shot at the Unified Tag Team Championships.)

Ryan Wilson: What did I tell you, Ronan? You stand by me and you’ll be destined for greatness. I have full confidence that you’ll be a champion once again in no time and that the world will bow to Chained Fury.

Ronan Malosi: I like the sound of that. :drakelike:

(Chained Fury walks away as the scene pans elsewhere.)

(Grand Rampage fades back to ringside, and the next match graphic appears on the screen.)

(Grand Rampage fades to the next match graphic.)

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(The camera cuts to Gina Romano in the ring.)

Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH!!!

(‘BxMxC’ by BABYMETAL plays to a positive reaction from the fans as Jack Ripley makes his way out from behind the curtain, laser focused heading into his match with Xavier Williams.)

Gina Romano: Introducing first! Hailing out of Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing in at 202 pounds…HE IS THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER…JACK RIPLEY!!!

Eve: Jack Ripley heads into this match with nothing but focus as he’s looking to get a big win over Xavier Williams tonight in a match that has been very much anticipated by our Showdown fans.

Deadprez: And it’s been anticipated for a reason, I mean, these are two of the best wrestlers we have here on the Showdown brand, and you can check both their track records here in EAW for that. Both former EAW World Champion’s, and accomplished competitors just all around.

Eve: Yep, and tonight we see who the better competitor is out of these two.

(‘BxMxC’ continues to play before it is replaced with “It Has Begun” by Starset to an equally positive reaction from the fans, however, not completely positive as some are mixed on who to root for tonight.)

Gina Romano: And his opponent! Residing in Pensacola, Florida, weighing in at 220 pounds…HE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD…XAVIER WILLIAMS!!

Eve: Xavier Williams just came off a big match with Kassidy Heart, unfortunately for him, he came up short. But a win over Ripley can be the stepping stone to getting another crack in a match with the Answers World Champion.

Deadprez: Yeah, we know Xavier Williams would love to bolster that list of accomplishments even more, and prove that nickname of “best of the world” to be true.

(Xavier Williams gets in the ring as “It Has Begun” fades out and he stares down Jack Ripley from the opposite corner as the referee signals for the bell to ring.)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Eve: It’s not often that we have the opportunity to call a match that’s not based around animosity, but instead competition. There’s nothing on the line tonight between either of these men; just two men looking to jump start their journey towards Pain for Pride by beating the other in a contest where they have to either pin or submit their opponent twice!

Deadprez: Neither man has moved since the bell has rung; they both know that this isn’t a contest that’s going to be over fast; they have both proven how deep they’re able to dig inside that ring, and I have no doubts that both men may have to dig deeper than they ever have to walk out tonight as the winner.

Gavin Kirkland: Both men FINALLY step forward and meet in the middle of the ring; the hint of a smile crosses the face of Xavier Williams as Jack Ripley continues to tell him that he has surpassed him. The two finally lock up and Xavier’s able to take control first with a side headlock!

Eve: Jack Ripley is quickly able to push Xavier into the ropes, trying to pick up momentum to push the Hall of Famer away, but Xavier is able to keep him trapped! Jack, forced to adjust, uses his right foot to push into the back of Xavier’s knee and is successfully able to slip free and locks the waist of Xavier Williams! Jack Ripley tries to take Xavier down to the canvas, but Xavier is able to use his leg to block it!

Deadprez: Xavier with a sharp back elbow which catches Ripley flush on the jaw! Ripley staggers back as Xavier quickly pushes him back into the ropes and uses the momentum gained to send him across the ring! Ripley hits the ropes on the opposite side of the ring and rebounds back! Xavier leapfrogs over the top as Ripley continues to pick up speed! Ripley hits the ropes again as this time Xavier drops down to the canvas!

Eve: Xavier shoots back up and tries to cut Ripley off with a dropkick, but he catches the legs! Xavier Williams hits the canvas as Jack Ripley floats over into the jackknife cover!

ONE!…

Deadprez: Xavier able to use that incredible core strength to power himself up off the canvas and out of the pin attempt, twisting and locking the arms! Xavier Williams is looking for that Death’s Dance early as he powers Jack Ripley up, but Ripley is able to slip over the shoulder of the 2015 Elitist of the Year and lands on his feet!

Gavin Kirkland: YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!

Eve: Xavier turns and catches the boot! Dragon Screw! Xavier violently rips at the right knee of Jack Ripley who’s sent rolling away back into the corner as that smirk returns to the face of Xavier Williams! Jack Ripley with a hand on that knee as his eyes dart back at Xavier.

Deadprez: Xavier may have just shown his hand real early into this contest. We saw Xavier unveil that Oathbreaker to force Ryan Wilson to submit at Under Siege which puts incredible pressure on the leg and knee.

Gavin Kirkland: Xavier signalling for Jack to get back up to his feet. There’s a different look in the eyes of Xavier Williams tonight; one I can’t say that we’ve seen for a long time. The same look from back when he reigned as the EAW World Champion years ago.

Deadprez: The two look to lock up again, but this time Xavier shoots straight towards that right leg and is able to take Ripley back down to the canvas! Ripley tries to get away, but Xavier immediately transitions over Ripley and applies a front facelock!

Eve: Jack needs to make sure that he doesn’t panic; Xavier drives the point of his knee into the top of the head of Ripley. This may not necessarily do much, but with the beginning of contests like these are so harsh mentally. If you’re able to gain that early control it can do wonders later on. Jack grabs onto the arm of Xavier and is able to twist and break Xavier’s grip!

Gavin Kirkland: Jack is free and swings his legs around, trying to trap Xavier’s arm in that omoplata! Ripley has that arm trapped, looking to apply a crossface, but Xavier is able to roll Jack over and onto his shoulders!

ONE!…

Eve: Jack Ripley is quick to release the hold and get his shoulders off the canvas! Jack Ripley tries to shoot back to his feet, but Xavier’s there to meet him with a forearm! Xavier with a second! Xavier forces him back against the ropes and sends him across the ring! Xavier swings with a wild clothesline as Ripley rebounds!

Deadprez: Ripley ducks underneath – but rebounds back straight into a dropkick! Xavier Williams catches him right on the jaw as Ripley rolls out of the ring! Ripley tries to shake out the cobwebs as Xavier begins to pick up momentum! Xavier handsprings as Jack Ripley moves out the way! Xavier hits the ropes and flips back into the middle of the ring! A big smile crosses his face as he knows that he’s won the first exchange!

Gavin Kirkland: Xavier has not won the advantage, but winning that first exchange definitely puts him ahead mentally! Xavier invites Ripley back into the ring, but you can’t blame him for hesitating. He knows that it’s not going to take a lot for Xavier to take advantage, but Xavier takes a step back, showing Ripley that there’s going to be no foul play involved.

Eve: Jack slowly sliding back into the ring, not taking his eyes off of Xavier, who allows him to get back to his feet. Jack said on Showdown a few weeks ago that he has surpassed Xavier Williams and you have to wonder if he came into this match a little overconfident. The two look to meet in the middle with a collar and elbow tie up, but Xavier cuts him off with a kick to the stomach!

Gavin Kirkland: Jack catches the boot and immediately fires with a kick to the hamstring! Jack swings Xavier around and cracks him in the stomach with a spinning back kick! Xavier drops down to a knee and Jack with a third kick! This time a punt to the chest! And now it’s Xavier rolling out of the ring, trying to gain some separation!

Deadprez: But, Jack isn’t going to give him it!

Eve: JACK RIPLEY SHOOTING UNDER THE MIDDLE ROPE AND TAKES XAVIER WILLIAMS OUT WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! Xavier sent straight back into the barricade as Ripley shoots back up to his feet and sends Xavier rolling straight back into the ring. Ripley jumps up onto the apron and begins to make his way up to the top rope! Xavier pushes himself back up to a vertical base as Ripley waits perched!

Deadprez: DIVING MISSILE DROPKICK! XAVIER SENT BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS ROLLING BACK INTO THE CORNER! Xavier pushing himself back up and Ripley cracks him in the jaw with a corner forearm smash! Ripley looks to follow it up with a bulldog, but Xavier’s able to push him away! Ripley turns – SUPERKICK! Xavier stops Ripley from falling, sending him into the corner!

Eve: Xavier looks to follow, but Ripley is able to use the corner to pop himself up and over the head of Xavier! Ripley rolls through and back up to his feet! Xavier shoots back and swings with a wild clothesline! Ripley ducks underneath and hits the ropes! Running Hurricanrana from Jack Ripley! Ripley follows with a dropkick! Xavier stumbling back up to his feet, backing into the ropes and Ripley sends him over the top and back to the outside!

Gavin Kirkland: Xavier landing on his feet – but Ripley follows straight up with a dropkick through the ropes! The referee begins to count, but Ripley surprisingly decides not to follow. Xavier staggers back to his feet, trying to shake out the cobwebs as Jack reaches through the ropes and grabs him by a handful of his hair!

Deadprez: SWINGING ENZIGURI! XAVIER WILLIAMS WITH A BEAUTIFUL KICK TO THE HEAD OF THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! Jack Ripley left slumped on the middle rope as Xavier makes his way up on the apron! Xavier with a kick to the chest and follows with a scissors stomp! Jack Ripley slumps back into the ring! Xavier immediately begins to stalk from the apron as a dazed Ripley slowly pushes himself back up! Xavier springboards off the top rope!

Eve: SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH! XAVIER WITH A PINPOINT STRIKE TO BACK OF THE HEAD OF JACK RIPLEY! Ripley left in a heap as Xavier calls him back to his feet! Xavier could cover Jack, but he wants to make sure he secures the first fall! Jack Ripley gingerly forced himself back up to his feet as Xavier Williams pulls him in!

Gavin Kirkland: Xavier has both arms hooked and powers him up onto his shoulder! NO! JACK RIPLEY IS ABLE TO COUNTER AND FLOAT OVER THE SHOULDER AND TAKES XAVIER DOWN INTO THE SUNSET PIN!!!

ONE!!!!… TWO!!!!… THREE!!!!!

Eve: JACK RIPLEY SCORES THE FIRST FALL!!!!

Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THE FIRST FALL… JACK RIPLEY!!!!

Deadprez: Jack Ripley out of nowhere catches Xavier Williams by surprise!

Eve: The look on Xavier’s face tells the entire story! Jack Ripley is still down on the canvas trying to recover from those shots to the head, but I said it. Xavier could have covered Jack after that forearm to the back of the head and paid for it! The referee is trying to check on Jack, but Xavier doesn’t let them! Xavier rushing Jack and forces him back into the corner!

Gavin Kirkland: It’s been a long time since we’ve seen this kind of aggression from Xavier Williams! Xavier with repeated forearms to the head of Ripley! The referee dragging Xavier back, but Xavier pushes back past – YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!! SUPERKICK FLUSH ON THE JAW OF XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!! HIS LEGS FALLING OUT FROM UNDER HIM!!!! RIPLEY FALLS INTO THE COVER!!!!

ONE!!!!… TWO!!!!… KICKOUT!!!!

Eve: Xavier gets the shoulder up, but his eyes are definitely glazed over! Jack staggers back up as Xavier somehow pushes himself up! DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD! NO, XAVIER CUTS HIM OFF! XAVIER DRIVES HIS SHOULDER RIGHT INTO THE RIGHT LEG OF JACK RIPLEY! JACK SENT FLIPPING AND CRASHES DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Xavier grabs at his jaw, but knows that he needs to fight through it and capitalize completely!

Deadprez: And that’s exactly what Xavier is looking to do! Xavier grabs that right leg of Jack Ripley and drags him over into the corner! Xavier slides out of the ring and drags Ripley back into the steel post! Xavier is looking to some serious damage to the knee of Jack Ripley – AS HE SWINGS THAT KNEE INTO THE RINGPOST! RIPLEY SCREAMING IN PAIN AS THE REFEREE IMMEDIATE CHECKS ON HIM!

Gavin Kirkland: It’s almost like losing that first fall flipped a switch in the mind of Xavier; he said throughout the week that he was treating this match as the biggest of his career and he’s going to do anything that he must to make sure that he doesn’t lose the other two. Xavier rolls back into the ring as immediately begins to stalk!

Eve: Ripley pushing the referee away AND XAVIER FIRES WITH A KICK STRAIGHT TO THE KNEE! That knee buckles out from under Jack as he clutches onto the middle rope! But, that’s as far as Xavier allows him to get, dragging him back to the middle of the ring AND LOOKS TO LOCK IN THAT OATHBREAKER! JACK KNOWS THAT HE CAN’T ALLOW XAVIER TO LOCK THAT INVERTED FIGURE FOUR IN! JACK FIGHTS! JACK RIPLEY WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD OF XAVIER WILLIAMS! JACK WITH A SECOND! XAVIER TRIES TO FIGHT THROUGH IT AND LOCK IN THAT OATHBREAKER, BUT JACK IS ABLE TO PULL HIM INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!!

ONE!!!… TWO!!!… TH-KICKOUT!!!

Deadprez: XAVIER IS JUST ABLE TO GET OUT OF IT!!! Both men scramble back up, but that knee slows Ripley down! Xavier fires with a roundhouse kick, but Ripley avoids it! Ripley with a right hook to the ribs of Xavier! He follows with a kick to the inside of Xavier’s left leg! Xavier drops to a knee – AND JACK RIPLEY WITH A KNEELING SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF XAVIER WILLIAMS!

Eve: Xavier falls back as Jack calls him back up! Xavier forcing himself back to his knee! Jack Ripley with a shoot kick to the chest! A second! A third! Xavier slumped on his knees AND RIPLEY FIRES WITH A STANDING DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME! IT MAY NOT BE THE USUAL WAY THAT RIPLEY HITS THAT KNEE STRIKE, BUT BOY DID HE CONNECT! Jack Ripley calls for the end! It’s time to put an end to Xavier Williams! A dazed and stunned Xavier pushes himself back to his feet as Ripley doesn’t take his eyes off him!

Gavin Kirkland: YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!!

Deadprez: NO! THE KNEE GOES OUT FROM UNDER RIPLEY!!! JACK GRABS AT THAT KNEE AS XAVIER SHOOTS BACK UP!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE!!! ASHES OF THE PHOENIX!!!! SPRINGBOARD CUTTER TO THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!! JACK RIPLEY DRIVEN EMPHATICALLY INTO THE CANVAS!!! XAVIER ROLLS HIM ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!!

ONE!!!!!… TWO!!!!!… THR-KICKOUT!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: XAVIER’S EYES SHOOT TOWARDS THE REFEREE FOR A MOMENT BEFORE GOING BACK TO JACK RIPLEY! XAVIER HAS THAT RIGHT LEG OF JACK RIPLEY – AND LOCKS IN THAT OATHBREAKER!!!! JACK RIPLEY TRAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! JACK MAY HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT!!! JACK RIPLEY SHAKING HIS HEAD, BUT HE HAS TO BE SMART!!! THERE’S STILL ONE MORE POSSIBLE FALL AFTER THIS!!! JACK RIPLEY DEFIANTLY CLAWING HIS WAY BACK TOWARDS THE ROPES!!!! XAVIER APPLYING MORE PRESSURE!!!! JACK GOES TO TAP BUT STOPS HIMSELF!!!! JACK IS INCHES AWAY!!!! XAVIER RELEASES THE HOLD, REALISING THAT JACK IS GOING TO REACH THE ROPES!!!!

Eve: XAVIER POWERS RIPLEY BACK UP AND PULLS HIM IN!!! XAVIER HOOKS BOTH ARMS AND POWERS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER!!! DEATH’S DANCE!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!! XAVIER HAS JUST SECURED THE SECOND FALL!!!! XAVIER HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!!

ONE!!!!!!… TWO!!!!!!!…. THREE!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!

Deadprez: NO HE HASN’T! XAVIER CANNOT BELIEVE THAT RIPLEY KICKED OUT OF THAT DEATH’S DANCE!!! XAVIER PUSHING HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER; THIS HAS BEEN XAVIER’S SEASON IN A NUTSHELL! BIG MOMENTS WHERE HE HASN’T BEEN ABLE TO GET THE JOB DONE! THAT WAS XAVIER’S BEST SHOT! XAVIER REACHING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND PULLS HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET!

Eve: I have no idea what’s willing Jack Ripley on, but I’d hate to think of what condition he’s going to be in going into the eventual third fall! Xavier grabs Jack and lifts him back up to his knees! I think Xavier is willing to hit Jack over and over until he can’t get back up! Jack Ripley somehow pushes himself up back to vertical base! XAVIER WILLIAMS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! TOP ROPE! SUPER ASHES OF THE PHOENIX!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: YOU’LL FLOAT TOO!!!!! JACK RIPLEY WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF THE MIDAIR XAVIER WILLIAMS!!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS CRASHES DOWN TO THE CANVAS IN A BAD WAY!!!! JACK RIPLEY DROPS BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND ROLLS ONTO THE APRON!!!! JACK RIPLEY DRAGGING HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET AND BEGINS TO CLIMB TO THE TOP ROPE!!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS HAS NOT MOVED!!!! RIPLEY IS TRYING TO STEADY HIMSELF!!!!

Deadprez: BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!! JACK RIPLEY WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! THE COVER!!!! RIPLEY HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!!

ONE!!!!!!… TWO!!!!!!…. THREE!!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

(“BxMxC” by BABYMETAL hits as Jack Ripley rolls off of Xavier Williams. He clutches straight back at his right leg as the referee checks on him.)

Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THE SECOND FALL AND THE WINNER OF HIS CONTEST!!!! JACK RIPLEY!!!!!

Eve: WOW! Jack Ripley fights through almost seemingly insurmountable damage to beat Xavier Williams in straight sets!

Deadprez: I was positive that Xavier had done everything that he had needed, but Jack Ripley proved his heart in a massive way! What a comeback after coming off the heels of losing the Answers World Championship just over a month ago!

(The camera shows a dejected Xavier Williams sitting in the corner as Jack Ripley is back to his feet and the referee raises his arm.)

Eve: What has to be going through the head of Xavier Williams?

(Xavier forces himself back to his feet as Jack begins to make his leave.)

Eve: OH MY GOD!!! XAVIER WILLIAMS JUST HIT JACK RIPLEY FROM THE SIDE?! JACK RIPLEY SENT FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES AND CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE! XAVIER HAS SNAPPED! JACK STUMBLING BACK TO HIS FEET – AND XAVIER SENDS JACK RIPLEY HEADFIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!

Gavin Kirkland: This is what he needed to do in the match!

Deadprez: XAVIER ISN’T FINISHED; THE REFEREE TRYING TO DRAG XAVIER AWAY, BUT XAVIER SENDS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE! BLOOD POURING FROM THE HEAD OF JACK RIPLEY!!! XAVIER DRAGGING JACK RIPLEY BACK TO HIS FEET!!!!

Xavier Williams: (off-mic) BEST… IN THE WORLD!!!!

Eve: XAVIER POWERS JACK RIPLEY UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER!!! DEATH’S DANCE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!! MORE OFFICIALS ARE FINALLY OUT HERE TO PULL XAVIER AWAY, BUT THE DAMAGE HAS BEEN DONE!!!

(Xavier backs up the ramp as officials check on Ripley. He stands on the ramp staring down at the damage caused as the hint of a smile crosses his face before the camera cuts elsewhere.)

(The camera fades to a dark, undisclosed area.)

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(The lights cut on as we see none other than Mr. DEDEDE standing in front of a green screen as lasers and dollar signs fly around behind him. Ryan has on his GAWDZILLA PRO Tech sweatsuit with a big hat with his infamous GAWDCOIN symbol on it as he points in the camera.)

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(Mr. DEDEDE begins twiddling his thumbs as a few seconds tick by. He suddenly snatched his phone from his pocket, unlocks it, clicks an app, and goes crazy as he stares at his phone.)

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(The screen is flooded with GAWDCOINS and $GWD symbols as DEDEDE does his iconic pose.)

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(Dollar signs and money with Mr. DEDEDE’s face on it floods the screen.)

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(Mr. DEDEDE’s face transitions as we see a guy with a literal neck beard standing with a Lacoste polo, a Skydweller Rolex, and what looks to be former New Breed Champion Felix Hartley on his right arm.)

Rich Neckbeard Newsome: I can’t believe in such a short time I’ve become rich beyond my wildest dreams. I’ve got a new car, a new house, and the woman of my dreams by my side. To think…I used to Jack off furiously to her pictures and now I can jack off in front of her in person like Louis CK and all of it is thanks to GAWDCOIN!!! Thanks Mr. DEDEDE!

(The video transitions to another testimonial as we see a familiar face on the screen.)

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(We transition once more to see another familiar face.)

???: :dave:

(It’s Lethal Consequences standing with a giant stack of money in his hands as he begins counting it slowly.)

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(We cut back to DEDEDE as we see him digitally and lazily edited into a spaceship as he is wearing a comically large space suit with a cardboard cutout of Kassidy Heart and their kids in the backseat.)

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(The rocket ship blasts off as DEDEDE flies away before landing on his own accord on the moon. Mr. DEDEDE hops out of the space ship and plants a flag with $GWD on it as he floats in little to no gravity towards the camera.)

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(The scene ends as Mr. DEDEDE does the Woo dance in full spacesuit attire as the show continues on.)

(Grand Rampage cuts to the next match graphic.)

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(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the center of the ring.)

Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…ONE FALL!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!

Stephie Love: AND IS FOR THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!

(“If” by Janet Jackson plays Lisa Wren out to the ring as the crowd gives a mixed reaction, some looking to see her walk out victorious, some not. Lisa doesn’t seem phased as she looks laser focused heading to the ring.)

Stephie Love: Introducing the challenger! Hailing out of British Columbia, Canada, weighing in at 130 pounds…LISA WREN!!

Flannery McCoy: Lisa Wren won a unique opportunity against Catalina Flowers and Alexis Chambers to earn her spot in this match. And tonight, she’s more laser focused than ever to win her first championship here in EAW.

Stew-O: This isn’t just winning a championship, this is putting an end to one of the most impressive champions going currently in Andre Walker, who’s close to being the longest reigning New Breed Champion, breaking Jamie O’Hara’s record.

Jake Mercer: Unfortunately for Walker, I don’t think that’s gonna happen. According to the betting odds, Lisa Wren’s chances of winning are higher.

Flannery McCoy: :wtf: Dirt sheets aren’t legitimate.

Jake Mercer: Of course they are, they have all the scoops.

Flannery McCoy: :Roman:

(“If” fades out as “GATTI” by JACKBOYS and Pop Smoke plays to a thunderous ovation for Walker, who heads down to the ring with his New Breed Championship around his waist.)

Stephie Love: And her opponent! Hailing out of Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 205 pounds…HE IS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION…THE NOTORIOUS…ANDRE WALKER!!!

Stew-O: We talked about Lisa Wren’s focus, imagine Andre Walker’s focus. He has every bit of intention breaking that record and he can’t bare to let Lisa Wren stop him before that can even happen.

James Mercer: Champions go into matches focused every day, sometimes it just doesn’t work out for them the way they’d like regardless.

Flannery McCoy: You are right in that regard, I don’t think this boils down to who wants it more, I think this boils down to who’s the more skilled athlete inbetween those ropes.)

(“GATTI” fades out as Andre and Lisa both stare each other down from opposite corners, the referee takes the New Breed Championship and raises it in the air before handing it off and signaling for the bell to ring.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: There’s the bell and this match is officially underway as both competitors lock up! Andre Walker is the first to the upper hand in this matchup as he backs Lisa Wren up against the ropes. The referee comes in and creates some seperation between the two as we get a clean break from both Walker and Wren. Wren heads back over to Andre in the center of the ring and makes a go behind into a rear waistlock, which gets counted by Andre with a snapmare!

Flannery McCoy: The snapmare seats Lisa on the mat and Andre locks in a rear chinlock! Lisa attempts to pry the arm of Andre from around her head area, but Andre has it in tight! Lisa switches game plans and starts to rally back to her feet. She’s successful in that effort as Andre Walker changes to a side headlock on the now standing Wren. But Lisa soon bounces him off the ropes to release herself from his clutches!

Stew-O: AND ANDRE WALKER REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND RIGHT INTO A DROPKICK FROM WREN! The champion retreats into the corner after that, perhaps looking to create a bit of separation, but Lisa isn’t gonna allow that to happen as she follows him in said corner, and begins delivering kicks to the midsection, and even some chops to the chest that start to light up Andre Walker’s chest! Lisa brings him out of the corner and plants him down with a snap Suplex!

ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Jake Mercer: There’s a kickout at one as Andre gets up to one knee before Lisa Wren is on him again with punches to the head! Andre pushes her away and she comes rebounding off the ropes! LISA ATTEMPTS A CLOTHESLINE, BUT ANDRE DUCKS UNDER IT AND BOUNCES OFF THE SAME ROPES LISA DID! BUT LISA USES THAT MOMENTUM AGAINST WALKER TO SEND HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! BUT WALKER HANGS ON THE APRON, MUCH TO LISA WREN’S CHAGRIN! LISA CHARGES IN- BUT GETS CAUGHT WITH A SHOULDER THRUST FROM WALKER THAT LOOKS AS IF IT JUST TOOK ALL THE AIR OUT OF HER LUNGS!

Stew-O: Lisa staggers back from the ropes as Andre Walker begins scaling the top rope! AND A METEORA FROM WALKER FLOORS LISA, HE CALLS THAT ALL OF THE LIGHTS! Andre brings her back to her feet, and this time hits a pendulum backbreaker, showing off his strength! Lisa favors that back before being brought to her feet once more! Andre irish whips her into the corner, well, attempts to! Lisa Wren reverses and Andre goes into said corner instead! BUT ANDRE SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF UP AND OVER THE HEAD OF LISA WREN BEFORE RUNNING OFF THE ROPES WHILE LISA TURNS AROUND!

Flannery McCoy: OH! ANDRE RUNS RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF LISA WREN’S ELBOW! That stuns him as he uses the ropes to assist him in getting back to his feet while he favors that face of his! BUT LISA CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! LISA AWAITS WALKER GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET BEFORE CRASHING INTO HIM WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK! Andre is knocked back into our announcers table off the impact of that, and Lisa Wren grabs a hold of his arm before sending him rib-first into the barricade!

Jake Mercer: Lisa Wren rolls Walker into the ring afterwards and starts to climb to the top rope! AND LISA DIVES OFF WITH A CROSSBODY AND HOLDS IT FOR A LATERAL PRESS PINFALL!

ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWW-

Jake Mercer: Walker kicks out, not gonna let Lisa Wren beat him that easily! And speaking of Lisa Wren, the tables have turned as she’s the one locking in that rear chinlock on the seated Andre now! Walker works his way back to a vertical base and throws the back of his elbow into the midsection of Wren, which causes her to release her hold she had upon Andre! Lisa throws a knee to the abdomen, however, and throws Walker into the corner! BUT ANDRE SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF TO THE APRON, AND ATTEMPTS TO SPRINGBOARD OFF THE TOP ROPE- BUT LISA WREN HAD HIM SCOUTED AND SHOVES HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!

Stew-O: WREN STALKS WALKER ON THE OUTSIDE BEFORE BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES FOR WHAT WOULD’VE BEEN A SUICIDE DIVE! BUT ANDRE NIPS THAT RIGHT IN THE BUD WITH A STRONG FOREARM SMASH JUST AS LISA WREN WAS ABOUT TO SOAR THROUGH THE ROPES! ANDRE JUMPS TO THE APRON AS THE STUNNED LISA WREN USES THE TOP ROPE TO GET BACK TO HER FEET! ANDRE SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF OVER TO LAND A SLINGSHOT DDT ON THE BARELY UPRIGHT WREN!

Flannery McCoy: BUT LISA WREN KEPT A HOLD OF THAT TOP ROPE AS ANDRE WALKER SLIPS OFF AND FALLS TO THE MAT, YOU CAN JUST SEE HOW HIS HEAD WHIPLASHED! LISA WREN STACKS THE DOWNED WALKER UP FOR A COVER!

ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWOOOOOOO-

Flannery McCoy: But Andre still manages to kick out, and again, he wisely brings himself to a seated position, so he can’t be put in a position to be pinned again by Wren! Wren brings him back up to his feet and sends him off the ropes! WREN ATTEMPTS A CLOTHESLINE, BUT ANDRE DUCKS UNDER AND LANDS A SPINNING BACK KICK TO THE GUT OF LISA, WHICH DOUBLES HER OVER IN PAIN! ANDRE RUNS OFF THE ROPES, AND SUNSET FLIPS LISA! BUT LISA ROLLS THROUGH TO HER FEET FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK ON THE SEATED ANDRE!

Stew-O: LISA GETS THE LEGS OF A DOWNED ANDRE AND ROLLS HIM OVER TO HIS STOMACH FOR A REVERSE BOSTON CRAB! ANDRE SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN AS YOUR BODY IS NOT SUPPOSED TO CONTORT THE WAY LISA HAS HIS! ANDRE’S BEST BET RIGHT ABOUT NOW IS MAKING TO THE ROPES FOR A BREAK, WHICH HE SEEMS TO BE DOING! THE HOLD OF LISA LOOKS TO BE FALLING APART WITH EVERY CRAWL WALKER MAKES TO THE BOTTOM ROPE!!

Jake Mercer: LISA TRIES TO REINFORCE IT, BUT IT’S TOO LATE AS ANDRE GETS A GRIP ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! LISA DRAGS ANDRE BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING BY HIS LEG AND MAY BE LOOKING TO PUT HIM IN THAT SUBMISSION HOLD FOR A SECOND TIME! BUT ANDRE BEGINS TO RAPIDLY KICK LISA IN THE FACE, FORCING HER TO RELEASE HIM! ANDRE SCRAMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET AS WREN ONLY ATTEMPTS A PUNCH, ONLY TO END UP ON THE SHOULDERS OF WALKER IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY!

Flannery McCoy: BUT LISA WREN LANDS SOME WELL PLACED ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF WALKER’S FACE THAT LEAVE HER ROOM FOR OPPORTUNITY TO SLIP OUT BEHIND ANDRE! WREN SHOVES HIM INTO THE ROPES! BUT THAT PROVES TO BE A MISTAKE AS ANDRE SPRINGS OFF THE MIDDLE ONE WITH A FLAWLESS MOONSAULT REVERSE DDT ON WREN! WILL THIS BE ENOUGH FOR THE PINFALL VICTORY?!

ONNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!

Stew-O: LISA WREN GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT TWO, ANDRE BRINGS HER BACK TO HER FEET IMMEDIATELY AFTER, WASTING NO TIME AS HE SINGLE UNDERHOOKS HER FOR THE THUNDERBOLT TEMPO! ANDRE TRIES TO BRING HER UP, BUT LISA WREN REMAINS FIGHTING, HOLDING THAT WEIGHT OF HERS DOWN! ANDRE DELIVERS SOME CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE BACK OF WREN BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO BRING HER UP ONCE MORE! BUT AGAIN, LISA WREN CONTINUES TO RESIST IT! SHE KNOWS IF THIS MOVE LANDS THAT COULD END UP BEING ONE NAIL IN THE COFFIN FOR HER!

Flannery McCoy: ANDRE GOES TO ATTEMPT THE THUNDERBOLT TEMPO FOR ANOTHER TRY, BUT ANDRE WALKER ENDS UP THE ONE LIFTED AND PLANTED DOWN AS LISA SUCCESSFULLY LANDS A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX THAT SHE BRIDGES ON!

ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!

Flannery McCoy: The northern lights only garners the count of two before Andre gets that shoulder up! Lisa proceeds to play the waiting game as Andre slowly gets back to his feet! A SUPERKICK ATTEMPT IS MADE BY WREN! BUT ANDRE CATCHES THE BOOT AND SPINS HER AROUND BEFORE DELIVERING A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN, ONLY THIS ONE LANDS IN THE BACK OF WREN’S HEAD! SHE GOES REBOUNDING CHEST FIRST OFF THE ROPES AS SHE STAGGERS BACK INTO A DRAGON SUPLEX FROM ANDRE, THAT DUMPS HER RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD!

Stew-O: ALMOST OUT OF INSTINCT, LISA ROLLS THROUGH TO BOTH KNEES AFTER THAT DRAGON SUPLEX, BUT SHE LOOKS PRETTY MUCH OUT OF IT! ANDRE RUNS TOWARDS WREN, WHO EXPLODES UP FROM KNEELING TO STANDING, AND SHE CATCHES ANDRE WITH A STEP UP ENZIGURI THAT FOLDS HIM OVER! LISA TAKES ADVANTAGE OF ANDRE LIKE THIS TO LAND AN EMPHATIC SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!

Jake Mercer: WALKER SQUIRMS IN THE COVER AS THE REFEREE GETS INTO POSITION!

ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!

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Jake Mercer: WALKER ESCAPES THE COVER BY ROLLING TO HIS FEET AFTER HE THROWS AN AXE KICK TO THE TOP OF WREN’S HEAD! LISA IS CLEARLY STUNNED AS SHE GETS BACK TO HER FEET SHORTLY AFTER WALKER! ANDRE THROWS SOME FOREARM SMASHES TO THE FACE OF WREN, AND THE CONTINUOUS ONSLAUGHT BACKS HER UP INTO THE CORNER! ANDRE KEEPS THE FOREARMS COMING BEFORE SENDING LISA INTO THE OPPOSITE ONE!

Stew-O: WALKER RUNS IN WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE THAT HITS! WALKER RUNS BACK OVER TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER TO HELP PICK UP STEAM FOR ANOTHER CORNER CLOTHESLINE THAT HITS! LISA GETS LIFTED TO THE TOP ROPE NOW, AND THERE ARE NEVER GOOD INTENTIONS USUALLY WITH THAT! WALKER CLIMBS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, DELIVERING PUNCHES TO THE HEAD OF WREN BEFORE HE BEGINS TO START BALANCING HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE!

Flannery McCoy: WALKER HOOKS LISA FOR WHAT’LL PRESUMABLY BE A TOP ROPE SUPERPLEX! BUT LISA SLIDES OUT THROUGH THE LEGS OF WALKER! SHE PULLS HIS LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM AND HE FALLS FACE FIRST ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! WALKER KEEPS HIMSELF PROPPED UP IN THE CORNER AS HE CLUTCHES AT HIS FACE! WREN HEADS OVER TO WALKER BEFORE BEING TOSSED OVERHEAD BY HIM! HOWEVER, SHE LANDS ON THE APRON! ANDRE TRIES TO KNOCK HER OFF WITH A PUNCH, BUT WREN BLOCKS IT AND GIVES HIM A PUNCH OF HER OWN THAT SENDS HIM REELING BACK!

Stew-O: LISA SLINGSHOTS HERSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE FOR A CROSSBODY ONTO WALKER, WHO CATCHES HER IN A CRADLE CARRY! WALKER BRINGS HER UP TO A FIREMAN CARRY POSITION NOW! LISA TRIES TO USE WHAT WORKED EARLIER IN THE ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF ANDRE’S HEAD! BUT ANDRE ENDURES THEM THIS TIME FOR THE USHIGOROSHI!! THE FIREMAN’S CARRY NECKBREAKER MAY HAVE JUST PUT AN END TO LISA WREN’S HOPES OF WALKING OUT THE VICTOR HERE TONIGHT AS WALKER HOOKS BOTH LEGS!

ONNNNEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!

THHHHH-

Jake Mercer: NEAR FALL! And I think that’s the closest anyone has gotten in this match to putting someone away here, this thing has been just about as even as even can be. Andre Walker is looking to change that by bringing Lisa Wren back to her feet! A GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB IS ATTEMPTED AS HE GETS LISA UP! BUT WREN SHOWS SHE STILL HAS SOME FIGHT LEFT IN HER WITH PUNCHES TO THE SKULL OF WALKER! ANDRE LOOKS TO HURRY UP AND SLAM HER DOWN, BUT LISA COUNTERS WITH A HURRICANRANA THAT SENDS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!

Stew-O: WREN RUNS AT WALKER IN THAT CORNER, BUT ANDRE GETS THE BOOT UP! HE GRABS AHOLD OF WREN’S HEAD AND SLAMS HER DOWN FACE FIRST ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE NOW! LISA BATTLES BACK, HOWEVER, WITH A BACK ELBOW SMASH FROM THE CORNER! LISA MANAGES TO GET UP TO THE TURNBUCKLE WHILE WALKER IS STUNNED! BUT SPEAKING OF WALKER, HE LANDS A PELE KICK ON LISA THAT HAS HER STUNNED ON THE TOP ROPE NOW!

Flannery McCoy: WALKER MAKES HIS WAY TO THE TOP ROPE AGAIN! LISA IS ONCE MORE HOOKED FOR THAT SUPERPLEX THAT THIS TIME CONNECTS AND LOOKS TO ALMOST HAVE SHAKEN THE RING WITH IT’S IMPACT! WALKER ROLLS THROUGH FOR A FALCON’S ARROW THAT CONNECTS AS WELL! LISA MIGHT BE DONE HERE AS WALKER HOLDS THE FALCON ARROW FOR A PINFALL!

ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!

THHHHRRRRREE-

Flannery McCoy: LISA MIRACULOUSLY GETS THE SHOULDER UP, AND ANDRE LOOKS TO BE IN DISBELIEF, FEELING AS IF HE HAD THE WIN RIGHT THEN AND THERE! LISA SHOWS SOME RING AWARENESS AFTER THAT PINFALL BY ROLLING OVER TO THE APRON! ANDRE WALKER NOTICES HER USING THE ROPES TO GET BACK ON HER OWN TWO FEET AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES! WALKER LOOKED TO JAM HIS SHOULDER INTO THE MIDSECTION OF LISA, BUT SHE AVOIDED IT AT THE LAST SECOND! WALKER GOES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE, ALTHOUGH, HE LANDS ON HIS FEET!

Stew-O: WALKER TRIES GRAB THE LEG OF LISA TO PULL HER OFF THE APRON! BUT LISA KICKS HIM AWAY, CREATING SOME SPACE BETWEEN HER AND WALKER! LISA USES THIS MOMENT TO THE FULLEST AS SHE SPRINGS OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE TO LAND A BULLDOG ON THE OUTSIDE! AND YOU CAN JUST HEAR THE THUD AS ANDRE WALKER FELL FACE FIRST ON THE OUTSIDE! AND LET ME REMIND YOU, THAT IS VERY THIN PADDING OUT WE HAVE OUT THERE!

Jake Mercer: LISA GRABS ANDRE AND SENDS HIM BACK INTO THE RING! LISA LOOKS TO FOLLOW, BUT ANDRE PENALTY KICKS UPWARD AND INTO HER FACE BEFORE PULLING LISA THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE IN A SINGLE UNDERHOOK! ANDRE BRINGS HER UP FOR THE THUNDERBOLT TEMPO!! THE LIFTING SINGLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS! ANDRE TAKES A MINUTE, STILL FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THAT BULLDOG HE SUFFERED ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT HE EVENTUALLY MANAGES TO ROLL LISA ONTO HER BACK FOR A PINFALL!

ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!

THHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!

Stew-O: WOW! LISA BARELY, JUST BARELY INCHES THAT SHOULDER UP OFF THE MAT! ANDRE BRINGS LISA BACK TO HER FEET AND PROPS HER UP IN THE CORNER! A KNIFE EDGE CHOP FROM ANDRE RIPS THROUGHOUT THE GLOBE LIFE FIELD! AND SOON ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! ANDRE BEGINS SLIPPING IN SOME PUNCHES TO THE HEAD AS WELL, AND THE REFEREE HAS TO SEPARATE HIM FROM LISA WITH THIS BARRAGE OF OFFENSE!

Flannery McCoy: WALKER GOES BACK IN THAT CORNER, ONLY TO GET CAUGHT WITH A BOOT FROM LISA! WALKER SHRUGS IT OFF BEFORE TRYING TO GO AFTER LISA IN THAT CORNER AGAIN! ONLY TO GET CAUGHT WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE THIS TIME! WREN STARTS TO FIGHT OUT OF THAT CORNER WITH FOREARM AFTER FOREARM! LISA SOON LANDS A SPINNING BACKHAND ON WALKER THAT MAJORLY STUNS HIM!

Stew-O: WALKER SHOVES LISA BACK OVER TO THE CORNER, HOWEVER! WALKER CHARGES LIKE A BULL! BUT LISA EVADES WHATEVER HE HAD PLANNED AN AERIAL CARTWHEEL! AND ANDRE GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! HE STUMBLES BACK INTO LISA, WHO TURNS HIM AROUND AND HOOKS HIM FOR THE SWINGING RELEASE FISHERMAN SUPLEX OF HERS! BUT ANDRE FIGHTS OUT OF IT WITH A STOMP TO THE TOE OF LISA WREN WITH HIS FREE FOOT!

Flannery McCoy: LISA DOUBLES OVER TO TREAT SAID FOOT AS ANDRE WALKER BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES FOR AN AXE KICK THAT DOESNT LAND, FOR LISA WREN AVOIDS IT! ANDRE TURNS AROUND TO EAT A DROPKICK TO THE KNEE THAT SENDS HIM DOWN TO ONE LEG! LISA HITS A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF WALKER’S NEXT TO FOLLOW AND HE CRUMPLES DOWN TO THE MAT! LISA GRABS ANDRE’S FOOT AND BEGINS WORKING SOME JOINT MANIPULATION BEFORE PLACING HIS FOOT DOWN WITH HIS HEEL IN THE AIR!

Stew-O: OH NO! LISA LEAPS AND TRIES TO STOMP DOWN ON IT, BUT WALKER SLIDES HIS FOOT OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! LISA APPROACHES THE SIDE OF THE SEATED WALKER BEFORE GETTING CAUGHT IN A SMALL PACKAGE!

ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!

Stew-O: LISA KICKS OUT AS BOTH COMPETITORS QUICKLY GET BACK TO THEIR FEET! THERE’S A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION FROM ANDRE! HE PUTS LISA BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE’RE GONNA SEE THE DRE WALKER 3000!! BUT LISA WREN PERFORMS A BACK BODY DROP BEFORE HE CAN DO SO, HOWEVER, ANDRE TURNS SAID BACK BODY DROP INTO A SUNSET FLIP! BUR REMINISCENT OF EARLIER, WREN ROLLS THROUGH TO HER FEET! A ROUNDHOUSE KICK ATTEMPT IS MADE ONCE MORE, BUT WALKER HAS IT SCOUTED THIS TIME AND DUCKS HIMSELF DOWN SUPINE ON THE MAT TO AVOID IT!

Jake Mercer: LISA WREN 180’S AROUND AFTER MISSING THAT ROUNDHOUSE AND ANDRE USES BOTH FEET TO SHOVE HER THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! WALKER GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES TO LAND A TOPE CON HILO TO WREN ON THE OUTSIDE! ANDRE TOSSES WREN BACK INTO THE RING AS HE’S FEEDING OFF THE CROWD HERE! WALKER GETS ONTO THE APRON AND THIS TIME CONNECTS WITH THE SLINGSHOT DDT THAT SPIKES WREN DOWN ON HER HEAD!

Flannery McCoy: AGAIN, ANDRE ATTEMPTS THE DRE WALKER 3000 ON WREN! BUT LISA JUST COLLAPSES TO THE MAT, UNABLE TO STAND! ANDRE BRINGS HER UP ONCE MORE, BUT THE SAME THING HAPPENS! WALKER MANAGES TO GET WREN UP ON THE THIRD ATTEMPT, BUT SHE COUNTERS THE DRE WALKER INTO A TRIANGLE CHOKE!!! THE TRIANGLE CHOKE IS CINCHED IN! WALKER IS STILL ON HIS FEET, AND HE TRIES TO GET LISA WREN’S SHOULDERS DOWN ON THE MAT! BUT LISA STRATEGICALLY KEEPS HER SHOULDER OFF THE MAT!

Stew-O: SHES WRENCHING IN ON THAT TRIANGLE CHOKE AND WALKER FALTERS TO ONE KNEE! HE’S THROWING BODY BLOWS TO THE RIBS OF WREN, BUT THEY NOTICEABLY START TO GET WEAKER AND WEAKER AS HE FADES MORE AND MORE! WALKER IS LOOKING FOR SOME SIGN OF HOPE AS HE FLAILS HIS ARM IN THE AIR, POSSIBLY LOOKING TO ESCAPE THROUGH ROPE BREAK! BUT LISA WREN MAY HAVE HIM! LISA WREN MAY END UP PUTTING WALKER TO SLEEP HERE, AND ENDING THIS REIGN OF HIS!

Flannery McCoy: BUT LOOK AT WALKER! HE LIFTS WREN UP OFF THE MAT AND SLAMS HER DOWN WITH A POWERBOMB! BUT THE TRIANGLE CHOKE STAYS IN! WALKER GARNERS THE STRENGTH DOES IT ONCE MORE! FOR A SPLIT SECOND, THE GRIP OF LISA ON THAT TRIANGLE CHOKE IS BROKEN, BUT SHE IMMEDIATELY LOCKS IT RIGHT BACK IN! ANDRE WALKER’S EYES ARE BEGINNING TO CLOSE SHUT AS HIS LAST BIT OF HOPE MAY HAVE JUST FADED AWAY!

Jake Mercer: WERE GONNA HAVE A NEW CHAMPION HERE!

Stew-O: NO! ANDRE WALKER GETS TO HIS FEET AND DEADLIFTS LISA UP FOR THE DRE WALKER 3000!! ANDRE REVERSED THE TRIANGLE CHOKE INTO THAT ARM TRAPPED BELLY TO BACK SLAM! AND HE ROLLS LISA OVER FOR THE SITOUT PIN!

ONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!

THHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: HERES YOUR WINNER…AND STILL THE NEW BREED CHAMPION…ANDRE WALKER!!

(Andre releases Lisa out of the pin before standing up and being handed back the New Breed Title, where his hand is soon raised by the ref as ‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS, and Pop Smoke plays.)

Jake Mercer: I can’t believe this, the dirt sheets were wrong. :will:

Flannery McCoy: I don’t know why you buy into that crap anyways, but nonetheless, that was an amazing match between two great athletes here in EAW, and both will continue to have bright futures.

Stew-O: But one future is looking especially bright as Andre Walker encroaches on having his name in the history books for longest reigning New Breed Champion, and to be honest with you, I don’t know who possibly stands a chance at ending said reign, it’s like Andre Walker taps into a new gear every defense, and he just becomes practically unbeatable.

Flannery McCoy: Only time will tell, but as for right now, congratulations to Andre Walker for successfully retaining.

(Andre Walker is seen raising his championship in the air at the stage area before heading to the back as the camera fades to black.)

(Commercial for Ronan Malosi’s ghostwriting services, for whenever you need to meet a deadline but you’re “too busy”.)

(The scene fades to Sierra Bradford walking in the backstage halls, without her usual happy attitude, but instead very stressed as she’s recently started being these past few weeks. She’s mumbling to herself, clearly unhappy with all she’s had to deal with lately.)

Sierra Bradford: Candice Blair thinking Drake King abuses me, all those losses I’ve had to suffer lately, I had so much to deal with that I could barely give a shit about what Harper did at Reckless Wiring. The Realm was a waste of time anyway–

???: Ohhhh, so it was, eh?

(Sierra instantly stops walking, as her former tag partner Harper Lee walks up to her.)

Harper Lee: See? You’re just proving my point.

Sierra Bradford: Harper, please shut the fuck up. Don’t think I forgot about what you did to me at Reckless Wiring, because I didn’t, but I’m in some other mess right now and I do not want to waste any time with you. When I’m done with that annoying bug Candice Blair, I’m coming right after you with a nice receipt-

Harper Lee: LMFAAOOOOO :mjlol: :mjlol:

Sierra Bradford: :comeagain:

(Harper keeps laughing while Sierra looks completely unamused. Just seeing Harper’s face was enough to piss Sierra off, so Harper laughing in her face doesn’t really help.)

Harper Lee: :mjlol: Look Sierra, I’m not worried about you at all. All you do is whine anyway. “booo hoooo Candice Blair is hurting my feelings 😭”. “I couldn’t be Specialists Champion 😭😭”. “Omg Harper how dare you not keep carrying me on your back 😭😭😭”. “Why are you here can’t you see I have food to cook for Drake King as if he didn’t always prefer Sarah Price but now has no choice but to settle for me 😭😭😭😭”. Sierra you should consider yourself lucky that I actually went easy on you, but if you DARE even think about getting some sort of revenge, you’re going to go through something a lot, and I mean A LOT, worse than what you had to go through at Reckless Wiring. I’ll make you look worse than Drake King does after you put the wrong type of ham in his sandwich, k?

Sierra Bradford: Leave Drake the fuck out of this. All you’re doing right now Harper, is bluffing. What you don’t realize is that I’m literally not worried, like, at all. You do not scare me. I don’t fear any single person on this roster and I know I can go against anyone, so YOU? You’re just easy work to me.

Harper Lee: Uhmmm, didn’t you literally just lose to Jonny Airhart on Voltage? And I made easy work out of him on Dynasty. You know it really is amazing how without ME, you CANNOT succeed! It’s seriously fascinating to look at because seeing your downfall just… puts a smile on my face. Seeing you losing to enhancement talent, Candice Blair making you look like a joke pretending to “save” you, and Drake King making you do whatever HE wants, and you know what’s funnier? He didn’t even invite you to be in New Eden. Sierra, your downfall has started a very long time ago and you’re so close to reaching rock bottom and you just have no idea how unbelievably happy I am to see you fail. Literally the only thing that was still holding you before you completely making you collapse was ME. It was me carrying EVERY SINGLE match that The Realm had, and now I’ve realized that I simply don’t need you. Why should I hold myself back to save my friend from completely killing her own career? Screw that. It’s not like you’re any better. If you were in my shoes and you thought I was holding you back, you would have just done the same to me.

Sierra Bradford: :skip:

Harper Lee: What, are you gonna pretend I’m wrong now? The only reason you’re making up excuses as to why you can’t face me right now is because you’re scared of me, and while time passes you’re gonna keep getting yourself into more trouble so that you have to keep dealing with that and so on and so forth all so you never have to go through me, because you know I’ll embarrass you in that ring just like I embarrassed you whenever I had to carry you in tag matches.

Sierra Bradford: You are so full of fucking shit. You know what’s funny? We lost those titles because of YOU. Because YOU couldn’t see Bethany Blue coming, WHEN IT WAS LITERALLY A FATAL 4-WAY, YOUR EYES SHOULD BE EVERYWHERE! But no, you couldn’t see her coming, of course, and what else could you do other than putting the blame on me. Maybe if you didn’t literally kill yourself we wouldn’t have lost to Mary S. Atlas and Holly Arrow of all people. But no, Harper, all you’ve been doing was cost us because you always had to stand out in some way to fulfill your ego’s needs. Maybe if you stopped being so fucking stupid, we wouldn’t have lost to some fucking rookies. But at the end of the day, what can you do? Blame everything on me. All of the Realm’s failures just HAD to be my fault, huh? Sure, maybe I could’ve done better, but you need to realize that none of us are perfect and that the blame falls on BOTH of us because we BOTH just couldn’t do what we wanted to do. I could’ve easily blamed losing at King of Elite on you, I could’ve easily done what you did to me at Reckless Wiring, but you know why I didn’t?

Sierra Bradford: Because I’m a real friend, I’m a real tag team partner, and I was there to support you because I thought we could improve together. But that clearly couldn’t happen because you were way too selfish to give a shit about The Realm. Imagine thinking I’d ever be scared of a coward like you. You couldn’t even attack me head on–

(Harper Lee smirks.)

Sierra Bradford: What?

Harper Lee: Oh, it’s nothing. I’m just the least of your worries now. You should probably look behind you.

(Sierra Bradford turns around and is instantly shook as the camera pans to the six-feet tall Ximena Velasquez standing behind where Sierra originally was with her arms crossed. Sierra’s pretty much speechless seeing the giant.)

(Knowing better than to try to fight her way out of this, Sierra Bradford slowly backs off as Harper Lee walks next to Ximena with a grin on her face. The camera begins to fade to black as the last image shown is Harper Lee and Ximena Velasquez standing side by side.)

(Grand Rampage fades back to ringside, and the final match graphic for the night appears on the screen.)

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(The camera fades to the center of the ring, and Bella Braxton stands there with a microphone in her hand.)

Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the MAIN EVENT of the evening, scheduled for ONE FALL!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

Bella Braxton: And it is for the EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!

(‘Christopher Walking’ by Pop Smoke hits, and the crowd immediately begins to boo for the most part as Malcolm Jones makes his way to the stage, making his first free-per-view entrance since Road to Redemption back in December. The fans continue booing for Malcolm, but it’s pretty obvious that he doesn’t care about the reaction he gets as he makes his way towards the ring in his usual attire. Malcolm is in this match for one thing and one thing only. The EAW Championship.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first…. From Harlem, New York… Weighing in at 230 pounds….. MMMAAAAALLLLCCCOOOLLLLMMMM JJJJOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEESSSSS!!!!

James Peters: This all started back at Shock Value, where Malcolm Jones made his return to EAW costing Drake King the EAW Championship in that High Voltage match! Since then Malcolm has made it clear that he wants the EAW Championship, and there’s a great chance he might just get it.

Persephone: Why does Malcolm only fight for the title at Grand Rampage? Is there a reason for that?

Rich Russillo: Malcolm is the type of competitor that can pretty much do whatever he wants. This time last year and even the year before Malcolm was fighting for that title, and this year he might just win it for the second time in his career.

(As Malcolm Jones waits in his corner of the ring, ‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons begins to play, causing all of the fans to begin cheering for Terry Chambers, who finally walks out to the stage with his EAW Championship around his waist. Terry looks possibly more focused than ever as he keeps his eyes locked on his opponent, and as he continues making his way down the ring for yet another huge Championship defense, Bella Braxton begins to speak.)

Bella Braxton: And his opponent…. Residing in Los Angeles, California… Weighing in at 257 pounds…. HE IS THE EAW CHAMPION, TTTEEEEERRRRYYYYY CCHHAAAAAMMMMBBEEERRRSSSS!!!’

James Peters: It took years for Terry Chambers to finally get this moment for himself, and since then he’s had a rollercoaster of a Championship reign. It’s unfortunate that both of Terry’s title defenses so far ended with controversy, but tonight Terry has the opportunity to get a huge victory for himself!

Rich Russillo: On Voltage Terry would lay Malcolm out with the Random Act of Violence, and if he’s able to connect with that move tonight we may not see that title change hands. Terry Chambers is an incredibly talented competitor, and this might just be what he’s been waiting for all along.

Persephone: Honestly I don’t care about this match.. Or any of the matches that happened during Terry’s title reign. I’m just waiting for the Grand Rampage match, because whether it’s Malcolm Jones or Terry Chambers, Rex is winning the EAW Championship at Pain for Pride.

James Peters: Well with all that said, let’s start the main event of the night!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

James Peters: And here we go! This EAW Championship match between Terry Chambers and Malcolm Jones is underway, and after these past few weeks I just know this is going to be a good one! With all the brawls that’s broken out between the two Elitists and all the harsh words shared between the two there’s no doubt that they were just waiting for the moment that they could get their hands on each other! Both Elitists begin to circle the ring, and it’s clear that they’re both completely prepared for this match as they wait to see who’ll make the first move-

Rich Russillo: RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!!!

Rich Russillo: NO! MALCOLM JONES AVOIDS THE RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AND IMMEDIATELY BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES! WOO WALK!! THE CURB STOMP-

James Peters: DOESN’T CONNECT! TERRY CHAMBERS JUST HOISTED MALCOLM JONES UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION AS MALCOLM WENT FOR THE HUGE RUNNING CURB STOMP! This match has really started off with a bang as both Elitists went for huge moves to no avail, and now Terry has Malcolm up in a powerbomb position but Malcolm is able to jump out of Terry’s grasp and back onto his feet! ENZUIGIRI BY MALCOLM JONES!

Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers stumbled a bit from that enzuigiri, and now Malcolm takes the opportunity to run the ropes as he goes for another move, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE WENT FOR THAT HUGE SUPERMAN PUNCH BUT TERRY CHAMBERS JUST GRABBED MALCOLM’S ARM! TERRY NOW LOOKING FOR A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE, BUT MALCOLM JUST BARELY MANAGES TO AVOID THE CLOTHESLINE AS HE SLIPS BEHIND TERRY BEFORE PUSHING HIM INTO THE ROPES! MALCOLM NOW LOOKING FOR A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX AS TERRY BOUNCES BACK FIRST OFF OF THE ROPES, AND THERE IT IS-

James Peters: TERRY CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW TO MALCOLM’S JAW! Malcolm nearly connected with that German suplex but Terry managed to avoid it- BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND NEARLY TAKING MALCOLM’S HEAD OFF WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE! Malcolm clearly didn’t expect that huge clothesline right after being caught with that elbow, but right now Terry’s size and power might be his biggest advantages! Terry now lifting Malcolm up in a front facelock before lifting Malcolm up in a suplex position- BEFORE TOSSING MALCOLM BACK FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! TERRY JUST SENT MALCOLM INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH A SUPLEX TOSS!

Persephone: The fact that this match isn’t already over is sad. Terry Chambers has probably been one of the worst World Champions of all time and Malcolm is getting thrown around by him. You know who WOULDN’T let Chamburger throw him around like that though?

James Peters: Please don’t say it-

Persephone: REX MCALLISTER :blessed: !!!!!

James Peters: :francis:

Rich Russillo: Malcolm Jones is trying to get back to his feet after he was just tossed almost effortlessly into the top turnbuckle, BUT TERRY DOESN’T GIVE MALCOLM MUCH TIME TO RECOVER AS HE RUNS THE ROPES AND DELIVERS A HUGE BOOT TO THE SIDE OF MALCOLM’S HEAD, CAUSING HIM TO SLIDE OUT OF THE RING!

James Peters: Malcolm Jones is out of the ring, and it’s only been mere minutes and this match has already gotten insanely physical! Malcolm’s starting to get back to his feet, and it looks like Terry is beginning to take notice of this! He doesn’t do this often, but it looks like Terry Chambers might be going high risk here in this EAW Championship match!

Rich Russillo: HE IS!! TERRY CHAMBERS BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES WHILE MALCOLM JONES GETS BACK UP! TOPE CON HILO BY TERRY CHAMBERS!!!

Persephone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! TERRY MISSED!!!! MALCOLM GOT OUT OF THE WAY :mjlol:!!!

James Peters: MALCOLM JONES NOW WITH A HUGE DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF TERRY’S HEAD! Terry Chambers usually connects with that tope con hilo and takes out his opponent, but just now that didn’t seem to work as Malcolm was able to avoid it before hitting him with a huge dropkick! I’m sure stuff like this is exactly why Malcolm’s so confident in his chances tonight.

Persephone: I don’t know how more people don’t avoid that. It’s Terry Chambers diving at you. You should have all the time in the world to move.

Rich Russillo: Malcolm Jones now pulling Terry Chambers back up to his feet- BUT TERRY QUICKLY MANAGES TO POWER MALCOLM INTO THE RING APRON! Terry is still hurt after missing that tope con hilo and receiving the dropkick, but he was able to power Malcolm into the apron to try and even the odds! Malcolm Jones now pulls himself up onto the ring apron, and already it looks like this match is starting to take its toll as these two are just destroying each other! I know we should’ve expected something like this, but I have to admit I’m surprised by what I’m seeing so far!

James Peters: Terry Chambers trying to grab Malcolm by his foot, BUT MALCOLM USES HIS OTHER FOOT TO KICK TERRY AWAY BEFORE JUMPING BACK INTO THE RING! Malcolm now, RUNNING THE ROPES BEFORE SLIDING BETWEEN THE TOP AND MIDDLE ROPES WITH A HUGE DROPKICK! WHAT AN AMAZING MOVE BY THE CHALLENGER, WHO GRABS TERRY CHAMBERS AND SENDS HIM BACK INTO THE RING! Terry Chambers on all fours now as he attempts to get back to his feet, BUT MALCOLM QUICKLY SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE DELIVERING A RUNNING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!

Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers is crawling towards the corner as he attempts to get to his feet, but Malcolm Jones isn’t even giving him a second to recover! Malcolm grabs Terry and gets him in a front facelock, and I don’t like what’s coming next! MALCOLM JONES RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLES, AND THERE’S A TORNADO DDT BY MALCOLM-

James Peters: NO! TERRY CHAMBERS DOESN’T LET MALCOLM CONNECT WITH THE DDT! TERRY IS HOLDING MALCOLM UP- AND HE MANAGES TO TWIST MALCOLM AROUND INTO A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! TERRY CHAMBERS NOW WITH THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH AFTER THAT AMAZING COUNTER!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTWWWWWWWW-

Persephone: :noah: MALCOLM KICKED OUT! Why can’t Terry finish this match yet? EAW really needs to put a time limit on these matches. If they’re not done in three minutes then the match is called off.

James Peters: Let me guess, Rex is exempt from that?

Persephone: Obviously.

Rich Russillo: Honestly, I don’t think that’s a bad idea-

James Peters: :wtf: There’s an EAW Championship match going on! With the looks of things it might be ending soon too, because thanks to Malcolm being hurt from the backbreaker Terry Chambers was able to pull him up onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry, and I think we all know what that usually means! TERRY CHAMBERS GOES FOR THE T-5-

Rich Russillo: BUT BEFORE TERRY COULD SPIN MALCOLM FOR THE MOVE, MALCOLM MANAGED TO POP UP AND DELIVER A HUGE REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER-

James Peters: NO! TERRY CHAMBERS CAUGHT HIM! MALCOLM TRIED TO DELIVER THE REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER BUT TERRY DOESN’T LET HIM! It takes a lot of strength to hold someone up off the ground like that by just their legs, but strength is something Terry has a lot of, AND HE’S ABOUT TO PUT IT TO USE AS HE GOES FOR AN INVERTED ALABAMA SLAM!

Rich Russillo: VICTORY ROLL!! MALCOLM COUNTERS THE REVERSE ALABAMA SLAM WITH A VICTORY ROLL PIN!

OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Rich Russillo: TERRY CHAMBERS KICKS OUT, AND MALCOLM KIPS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS TERRY GETS BACK UP, ALLOWING MALCOLM TO DELIVER A HUGE DROPKICK SENDING TERRY CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!

James Peters: BUT TERRY IMMEDIATELY BOUNCES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A HUGE BIG BOOT, TAKING DOWN THE CHALLENGER! Terry drops down to a knee after that exchange, and I really can’t blame him! Malcolm is down momentarily but this match has already shown just how talented both Elitists are!

Persephone: If Rexy was here the match would be over, just saying. I don’t know why Malcolm Jones has an obsession with EAW Championship matches at this free-per-view of all places, but clearly he’s lost his touch if he hasn’t already squashed Terry. This match should’ve been over ages ago but somehow Terry is actually on his feet right now. He’s pulling Malcolm back up to his feet too, and honestly Malcolm should be ashamed of himself. Terry now uses all the force he can to send Malcolm crashing into the opposite pair of turnbuckles, and this really isn’t looking good for Malcolm. Should’ve just stuck to the tag division.

James Peters: You’re being way too harsh on both Terry and Malcolm. Both of these Elitists are some of the best we have on Voltage which is why this match has been so competitive! Terry pulling Malcolm up yet again, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE WANTED TO SEND MALCOLM CRASHING INTO THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF TURNBUCKLES ONCE AGAIN BUT THIS TIME MALCOLM STOPS HIMSELF BY GETTING HIS FOOT ON THE TURNBUCKLE! TERRY NOW BEGINS CHARGING IN, BUT MALCOLM DELIVERS A BACK ELBOW TO THE CHAMPION! Malcolm now running up to the top rope, BEFORE DIVING OFF FOR A HUGE DIVING FOREARM!

Rich Russillo: Terry falls back thanks to that diving forearm, and that gives Malcolm the time needed to make it back up to his feet! Terry Chambers is finding his way back up, AND NOW MALCOLM JONES CHARGES IN BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE RUNNING HIGH KNEE IN THE CORNER! MALCOLM NOW IRISH WHIPPING TERRY INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE WATER WHIP!! THE IRISH WHIP AND RUNNING KNEE COMBO CONNECTS, AND IT DROPS TERRY DOWN INTO A SEATED POSITION IN THE CORNER!

James Peters: Malcolm Jones now running the ropes, AND NOW HE DELIVERS ONE MORE KNEE, THIS TIME TO THE SIDE OF TERRY’S HEAD! Malcolm dragging Terry away from the corner, and now there’s the cover!

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James Peters: TERRY SHOVES MALCOLM OFF OF HIM FOR THE KICKOUT! That was a devastating combo by Malcolm Jones but it wasn’t enough to get the job done just yet! It’s going to take a lot more than that to take Terry out knowing the type of competitor he is, but I think Malcolm is perfectly fine with that! He’s looking to end this match!

Persephone: Thank God. This should’ve ended way sooner, but I’ll take it.

Rich Russillo: Malcolm Jones is setting up for Shake the Room, BUT TERRY CHAMBERS PUNCHES MALCOLM IN THE SIDE TO FORCE HIM TO LET GO OF HIM! Terry is trying to stop Malcolm from delivering one of the most powerful moves in his arsenal this early on, BUT MALCOLM BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT TERRY’S BACK AND THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! MALCOLM MAKING SURE TERRY DOESN’T HAVE ANY FIGHT IN HIM LEFT, AND NOW HE GOES FOR IT! SHAKE THE ROOM!

James Peters: STILL DOESN’T CONNECT!! TERRY MANAGES TO HOLD MALCOLM UP IN A NORMAL ALABAMA SLAM POSITION THIS TIME, AND TERRY CHARGES TOWARDS THE CORNER- BUT MALCOLM IS ABLE TO GET HIMSELF UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE BEFORE KICKING TERRY AWAY! Terry managed to survive the Shake the Room, but once again Malcolm has found a way to get back on top of this match with a great counter of his own! Terry was stunned a bit thanks to that kick from earlier which allowed Malcolm to get into position, AND NOW MALCOLM GOES FOR A HUGE DIVING-

Rich Russillo: MOMENT OF SILENCE!!!! THE MOMENT OF SILENCE!!! TERRY CHAMBERS CONNECTS WITH THAT HUGE HEADBUTT JUST AS MALCOLM DIVED AT HIM, AND THAT CAUSED TERRY TO ONCE AGAIN DROP TO A KNEE BUT MALCOLM JONES IT OUT! That took a lot out of the Champion, but somehow he manages to pull Malcolm away from the ropes before going for the cover! This might actually be it, how is Malcolm supposed to kick out of something like that!?

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James Peters: THAT’S HOW!! MALCOLM JONES MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP DESPITE BEING HEADBUTTED OUT OF THE SKY! This match is still on, and Terry Chambers doesn’t look too happy about that!

Persephone: Well for the first time in my life it looks like me and Terry are on the same page.

Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers slowly begins backing up into the far corner of the ring, and it looks like he’s getting ready to put the finishing touches on this match! This has been a very competitive and closely contested match, but it might come to an end right here! Malcolm Jones is in the corner starting to get back up, and this one might be all over!

James Peters: TERRY CHAMBERS CHARGES IN! RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!

Rich Russillo: NO! ONCE AGAIN MALCOLM JONES MANAGES TO AVOID IT! MALCOLM JONES AVOIDS THE RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE! Terry Chambers quickly tries to get back up, BUT HE’S MET WITH A HUGE SUPERKICK BY MALCOLM, AND THAT FORCES TERRY TO ROLL OUT ONTO THE APRON! This match nearly came to an end right there but once again Malcolm Jones has found a way to avoid the Random Act of Violence! That’s one of Terry’s most devastating moves and as long as that doesn’t connect Malcolm has a great chance of winning tonight!

James Peters: Malcolm Jones pulls Terry back up to his feet on the apron, and it looks like Malcolm’s trying to set up for a suplex! Malcolm got Terry in the front facelock and is now trying to lift him, but that isn’t going too well!Malcolm is so close to getting Terry up for it, BUT TERRY IS ABLE TO PULL HIS WEIGHT BACK DOWN BEFORE LIFTING MALCOLM UP INSTEAD! TERRY CHAMBERS HAS MALCOLM JONES UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION ON THE APRON, AND THIS CAN’T BE GOOD FOR THE CHALLENGER! TERRY NOW CHARGING TOWARDS THE RINGPOST, AND HE TOSSES MALCOLM STOMACH FIRST ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!

Rich Russillo: NO, MALCOLM MANAGED TO AVOID THAT ROUGH LANDING AS HE GRABS ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES INSTEAD! MALCOLM SOMEHOW MANAGED TO LAND SAFELY AFTER THAT THROW! MALCOLM JONES QUICKLY HEADING UP TOP NOW-

James Peters: BUT TERRY CHAMBERS IS QUICK TO PUSH HIS FEET OUT FROM UNDER HIM! Terry Chambers now looks to be trying to climb up to the middle rope from the apron, and I don’t think I like where this is going! Whatever Terry is thinking of doing here might do some serious damage to BOTH competitors!

Persephone: GOOD! It looks like Terry is setting up for a superplex to the outside of the ring, and in a perfect world this would go badly, both of them would break their necks and die on their way to ringside, and this match gets called off! Malcolm is really trying to stop that superplex, but Terry’s just that fat he’s taking all of Malcolm’s punches and going through with the move anyway! SUPERPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE!!

James Peters: TERRY CHAMBERS AND MALCOLM JONES JUST FELL OUT TO RINGSIDE WITH A HUGE SUPERPLEX! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN! How is this match supposed to continue now, that had to have taken them out!

Persephone: IT DOESN’T! Now we just wait for the count of ten so the referee can ring the bell! Or the referee could just ring the bell now since there’s no way either one of them is getting up to answer the count. Either way, this match is over 🤷‍♀️.

James Peters: Can this match really end like that though? A double countout for the EAW Championship!? I don’t think that’s okay. These two have really taken the fight to each other though, and I’m really not sure if they can continue!

Rich Russillo: Terry is stirring! Terry is finding his way back up to his feet even after hitting that huge superplex, and now he’s able to send Malcolm Jones back into the ring before rolling inside himself! Terry’s past two title defenses have ended controversially and I know the last thing Terry wants right now is to end this match with a countout of all things! That superplex clearly did tons of damage to both Elitists, but somehow it looks like this match is going to continue!

Persephone: WHY?? Why does Terry always have to ruin everything? He took a countout win against Candice Blair of all people, might as well do it when it actually matters.

James Peters: Terry now grabs Malcolm Jones, AND TERRY LIFTS MALCOLM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS BUT MALCOLM IMMEDIATELY BEGINS ELBOWING AWAY AT THE SIDE OF HIS FACE! TERRY HAS MALCOLM IN THE FIREMAN’S CARRY, BUT MALCOLM REFUSES TO LET TERRY CONNECT WITH WHAT I’M ASSUMING IS THE T-5!! MALCOLM WAS JUST HIT WITH A SUPERPLEX OUT TO RINGSIDE MOMENTS AGO, BUT HE’S STILL DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO STAY IN THIS MATCH AS HE KEEPS ELBOWING AWAY AT TERRY!

Rich Russillo: MALCOLM’S ELBOWS BECOME TOO MUCH FOR TERRY, AND THAT ALLOWS MALCOLM TO TRANSITION INTO THE FRONT FACELOCK BEFORE RUNNING UP THE TURNBUCKLES AND CONNECTING WITH A HUGE TORNADO DDT! Both Elitists are down knowing the state they’re currently in, but just like that Malcolm Jones may have evened the odds, bringing himself back into the match just when it looked like it could’ve been all over! Stuff like that is what made Malcolm an EAW Champion in the past, and if he’s able to keep this performance up he’s going to hold that title once again, at the same free-per-view he originally won it!

James Peters: Malcolm Jones is slowly getting back to his feet, but thanks to the time it took for him to recover Terry is managing to do the same! Terry Chambers is using the ropes to try and pull himself up, BUT MALCOLM JONES CHARGES IN AND DELIVERS A RUNNING BOOT TO THE SIDE OF TERRY’S HEAD! Just a bit of payback on Malcolm’s part, and it looks like that did a lot of damage as Terry Chambers drops back down to the mat! Malcolm Jones heading up to the top rope now, and this can’t be good for the Champion!

Rich Russillo: THE RE-UP!! MALCOLM JONES CONNECTS WITH THE DIVING LEG DROP ONTO THE EAW CHAMPION, AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER!

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Rich Russillo: AND STILL TERRY MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! Somehow Terry Chambers survives even after all he’s just received thanks to Malcolm Jones! I don’t think Malcolm’s done yet, but surely there’s some doubt beginning to set in, right?

Persephone: If that’s the case, Malcolm could always just walk out on the match. He usually finds his way to a World title match no matter how long he’s gone anyway.

James Peters: I don’t think Malcolm is the type of competitor to start doubting their abilities. Malcolm’s making his way back up to the top rope, and if that diving leg drop couldn’t finish this match then whatever he’s going for now probably will! FIVE STAR SWAG SPLASH!!!

Rich Russillo: …IS JUST BARELY AVOIDED BY TERRY CHAMBERS!!! TERRY JUST MANAGED TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY, AND THAT CAUSES MALCOLM TO CRASH ONTO THE MAT! Malcolm got a lot of height on that frog splash too! That landing had to hurt him badly, and that’s exactly what Terry Chambers needed!

James Peters: It’s not like Terry Chambers can just capitalize right away with the state he’s in, but that bad landing did give Terry time to recover as he begins backing away from Malcolm, using the ropes to try and get himself back up! Malcolm Jones is slowly getting back to his feet as well, but you can just see the amount of pain he’s in as he’s holding his stomach, which crashed right onto the mat from God knows how high up in the air!

Persephone: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I don’t know why wrestlers love trying to kill themselves diving off the top rope when there’s like a million other moves they could do.

Rich Russillo: Both Elitists are back up to their feet, AND TERRY CHARGES IN FOR A LARIAT BUT MALCOLM MANAGED TO DUCK IT BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES! MALCOLM MANAGED TO SEE THE LARIAT COMING, AND HE’S USING EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT IN THE TANK TO RUN THE ROPES BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE JUMPING CLOTHESLINE-

James Peters: CAUGHT!! TERRY CHAMBERS CATCHES MALCOLM JONES RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE MANAGED TO GET HIM IN A BEAR HUG! Now this is the last thing Malcolm needs, especially after missing the Five Star Swag Splash!

Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers knew exactly what he was doing here! Malcolm managed to avoid the lariat, but Terry caught him when he tried to attempt that flying clothesline! Malcolm Jones is not a competitor you ever see losing to submissions, but when you’ve taken the punishment Malcolm Jones has and you’re trapped in a bear hug by a nearly seven foot tall, 257 pound monster like Terry Chambers, tapping out seems like the only option! There’s no way Malcolm can get out of this!

Persephone: :blessed: FINALLY! This match is finally going to end! I didn’t expect Chamburger to actually defend his title decisively much less win by submission, but who cares!? We’re one step closer to finally watching the Grand Rampage match, which Rexy is going to win :blessed:!!!

James Peters: MALCOLM JONES HITS TERRY WITH A HUGE ELBOW TO THE FACE! Malcolm is starting to repeatedly hit Terry with whatever strikes he can, and despite the pain he’s in it looks like Malcolm is still not giving up just yet! MALCOLM WITH A FOREARM NOW! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER! It looks like Terry is starting to lose his grasp on the bear hug-

Rich Russillo: SO HE JUST LAUNCHES MALCOLM TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY! Terry Chambers felt Malcolm slipping out of the submission, so Terry tossed Malcolm all the way to the other side of the ring so Malcolm wouldn’t have a chance to recover! That was an extremely smart move on Terry’s part, meanwhile Malcolm Jones is in a ton of trouble! Terry has had an answer to everything Malcolm threw at him in the past few minutes, and at this rate we may not see a new EAW Champion after all!

James Peters: Malcolm Jones is using the turnbuckles to pull himself back up to his feet, AND TERRY CHAMBERS BEGINS CHARGING IN- BUT MALCOLM JONES USES BOTH OF HIS FEET TO KICK TERRY AWAY! Terry Chambers now charging back in, but Malcolm Jones is able to counter Terry with a back elbow this time! Malcolm grabbing Terry with a headlock, AND NOW MALCOLM GOES FOR A RUNNING BULLDOG!

Rich Russillo: NO, TERRY CHAMBERS STOPS THE BULLDOG FROM CONNECTING AND LIFTS MALCOLM UP FOR A BACK SUPLEX!

James Peters: AND MALCOLM MANAGES TO FLIP OUT OF IT ONTO HIS FEET BEFORE GRABBING TERRY AND DELIVERING A HUGE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! WOW! THE STRENGTH OF MALCOLM JONES ON DISPLAY AS HE MANAGED TO TAKE TERRY CHAMBERS OF ALL PEOPLE DOWN WITH THAT HUGE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! That was an amazing move by Malcolm Jones, but you can tell that took a lot out of him! Malcolm’s down on the mat just like the Champion, and he’s the one that delivered the move!

Persephone: I don’t blame him. Lifting 500 pounds would take a lot out of anyone.

Rich Russillo: Malcolm is finally making his way back up to his feet after delivering that huge move, and now he backs into the corner as I think he’s looking to deliver yet another big move! Malcolm’s clearly waiting for Terry Chambers to get back up himself, and I don’t know what Malcolm’s looking for but this has been a very hard hitting match between these two! It’s just been big move after big move, and I don’t know how much more these two can take before it’s time for them to give up!

James Peters: Terry gets up to a knee, AND MALCOLM CHARGES IN! WOO WALK!!

Rich Russillo: TERRY POPS MALCOLM UP AND DROPS HIM WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!! MALCOLM WENT FOR THE WOO WALK AND SOMEHOW TERRY MANAGED TO PUSH MALCOLM UP INTO THE AIR BEFORE CATCHING HIM WITH THE SPINEBUSTER! TERRY CHAMBERS GOES FOR THE COVER, AND THAT HAS TO BE IT! THERE’S NO WAY THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER AFTER THAT!

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James Peters: MALCOLM JONES STAYS IN IT! MALCOLM IS STILL IN THIS MATCH AS HE MANAGES TO KICK OUT JUST BEFORE THREE! That was unbelievable, you don’t usually see things like that but Terry Chambers is digging deep to try and retain his title!

Persephone: We were SO CLOSE to this match finally ending, and they just took it away from us! How did that not end the match!? Terry really is the worst EAW Champion ever. I miss the days when Rexy had that title :mjcry:. That Grand Rampage match can’t come soon enough.

Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers is getting back up to his feet, and honestly he looks just as shocked as us. There’s no way he didn’t think the match would end right there, but Terry needs to keep going and make sure Malcolm doesn’t get back into this!

James Peters: Terry pulls Malcolm back up to his feet before lifting him up onto his shoulders, and Terry has Malcolm in that fireman’s carry once again, but it looks like Terry might have something greater in mind! TERRY STILL HAS MALCOLM IN THE FIREMAN’S CARRY, AND NOW HE’S MAKING HIS WAY UP ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE! OH NO, I THINK TERRY’S SETTING UP FOR AN AVALANCHE T-5!! IF THIS CONNECTS THE MATCH IS OVER, THERE’S NO WAY MALCOLM COULD SURVIVE THIS AFTER EVERYTHING HE ALREADY TOOK IN THIS MATCH!

Rich Russillo: MALCOLM IS ELBOWING TERRY CHAMBERS REPEATEDLY JUST LIKE BEFORE! MALCOLM’S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN IN ORDER TO AVOID GETTING HIT WITH THE AVALANCHE T-5, BUT TERRY ISN’T HAVING IT! TERRY CHAMBERS JUMPS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE!!! T-5!!!!!

James Peters: MALCOLM MANAGES TO JUMP OUT ONTO THE APRON!!! TERRY WENT FOR THE AVALANCHE T-5, AND MALCOLM MANAGED TO GRAB ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND PULL HIMSELF ONTO THE APRON TO STOP THE MOVE FROM CONNECTING! TERRY CHAMBERS MANAGES TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, AND IN TURN HE RECEIVES A HUGE SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE BY THE CHALLENGER! HOW ON EARTH DID MALCOLM SURVIVE THAT!?

Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers gets back up but in the process he stumbles back into the corner, AND MALCOLM CHARGES IN BEFORE DELIVERING A RUNNING SPLASH! Malcolm now looking for an irish whip possibly for the Water Whip, but Terry turns it around and sends Malcolm into the corner before charging in! Malcolm avoids a clothesline from Terry though, AND NOW THERE’S AN ENZUIGIRI! Terry Chambers now stumbles out of the corner, AND NOW MALCOLM JONES CHARGES IN-

James Peters: BEFORE BEING HIT WITH ANOTHER MOMENT OF SILENCE!! THAT HEADBUTT JUST SENT MALCOLM INTO THE ROPES!!

Rich Russillo: AND MALCOLM BOUNCES OFF OF THE ROPES WITH SHAPOOWWWWWWWWW!!!! THE SUPERMAN PUNCH CONNECTS, AND BOTH ELITISTS DROP ONTO THE MAT WITH MALCOLM JUST BARELY LANDING ON TOP OF TERRY!

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Persephone: :patrickboo: BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! CHAMBURGER GOT THE SHOULDER UP AGAIN!

James Peters: Terry only just barely managed to get the shoulder up there! This match was really almost over, but somehow Terry survives! Malcolm was hit with the Moment of Silence headbutt, but him falling into the ropes allowed him to bounce off of them and hit Terry with that devastating Superman punch! That was amazing, but still not enough to put Terry away.

Rich Russillo: Malcolm Jones gets back up, and he’s starting to run out of options here! The Five Star Swag Splash didn’t work. Shake the Room didn’t work. Terry Chambers has found a way to avoid all of Malcolm’s biggest moves just like Malcolm has with Terry’s, so how will this match end!?

Persephone: If it were up to me, it’d end with neither Malcolm nor Terry as EAW Champion. Malcolm seems to have some sort of idea in mind though, so hopefully this means we don’t have to suffer through this much longer.

James Peters: Terry Chambers nearly back to his feet- BUT MALCOLM JONES NOW GOES FOR THE COCAINA CLUTCH! MALCOLM WITH A STANDING VERSION OF THE COCAINA CLUTCH, AND HE’S TRYING TO GET TERRY DOWN TO THE MAT BUT TERRY IS ATTEMPTING TO FIGHT IT! THIS IS WHAT PERSEPHONE MEANT WHEN SHE SAID MALCOLM HAD AN IDEA! MALCOLM IS ABOUT TO TRY AND PUT TERRY CHAMBERS TO SLEEP, AND THE LONGER MALCOLM HAS THIS SUBMISSION IN THE CLOSER TERRY COMES TO LOSING THAT EAW CHAMPIONSHIP! THIS MATCH COULD BE ENDING IN JUST A FEW MOMENTS, THE BELL MIGHT BE RINGING VERY SHORTLY!

Rich Russillo: MALCOLM GETS TERRY ONTO THE MAT, AND THERE’S THE BODY SCISSORS! Terry Chambers is in a lot of trouble right now! There’s no way he could’ve expected Malcolm to follow up that Superman punch with the Cocaina Clutch of all moves! In any other case I’d be able to see Terry Chambers escaping this move, but we’re so far into this match and Terry has taken so much damage! Terry is trying as hard as he can to fight out of this, but he’s clearly fading! The referee might as well just call this now, there’s no way Terry is getting out of this!

James Peters: WAIT WAIT WAIT, TERRY IS GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET! TERRY IS GETTING BACK UP! MALCOLM IS ON TERRY’S BACK AND HE STILL HAS THE SUBMISSION LOCKED IN, BUT TERRY IS SOMEHOW ON HIS FEET! Terry even standing right now is incredible but he’s running out of time and running out of options! Terry is getting weaker and weaker as time goes by, and he’s struggling just to remain standing! I think Terry’s realized this, AND HE BACKPEDALS INTO THE CORNER, SLAMMING MALCOLM JONES INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!

Rich Russillo: BUT MALCOLM STILL HAS THE SUBMISSION IN! MALCOLM MANAGED TO TAKE THE SHOT TO THE TURNBUCKLES JUST SO HE COULD KEEP THE SUBMISSION IN, AND TERRY NOW DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE! THIS IS IT, THIS HAS TO BE IT! TERRY CHAMBERS IS EITHER GOING TO TAP OUT OR PASS OUT IN JUST A FEW MOMENTS!

Persephone: Thank God this awful match is about to end. Someone as big as Terry losing with a submission is hilarious, but it’s fitting for someone as useless as Terry. He had a pathetic Championship reign and now he has a pathetic end to the title reign to match.

James Peters: WAIT, TERRY ONCE AGAIN MANAGES TO PUSH MALCOLM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, AND THIS TIME MALCOLM LETS GO OF TERRY! MALCOLM DIDN’T THINK TERRY HAD THAT LEFT IN HIM, BUT SOMEHOW HE DID! TERRY CHAMBERS NOW RUNNING THE ROPES AS MALCOLM STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER, AND NOW THERE’S THE RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!!! THE RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE CONNECTS ON MALCOLM JONES, AND BOTH ELITISTS DROP TO THE MAT!

Rich Russillo: How, how did Terry Chambers manage that!? Terry is still hurting badly, but somehow he managed to take Malcolm out with the Random Act of Violence! Terry now slowly pulling himself over to Malcolm, and he manages to get the arm over him! This has to be it! Terry Chambers retains the EAW Championship!

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Rich Russillo: WHAT!?!? MALCOLM JONES GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! HOW!?!? MALCOLM JONES NEARLY HAD HIS HEAD TAKEN OFF WITH THAT RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AND YET HE’S STILL SOMEHOW IN THIS MATCH! That should’ve been it! This match should’ve been over right there and somehow Malcolm Jones stopped that! Malcolm Jones stopped Terry Chambers from retaining the EAW Championship by kicking out of one of the most dangerous moves in Terry’s arsenal!

James Peters: Terry Chambers is in genuine disbelief. He was nearly choked out moments ago but somehow he managed to save himself and his chances of retaining his title, just for his best move to not get the job done! You don’t see that very often, but this is an EAW Championship match after all! Malcolm Jones is grabbing onto the ropes, possibly to try and use them to get back to his feet, BUT TERRY CHAMBERS JUST DEADLIFTS MALCOLM UP BEFORE TOSSING HIM ACROSS THE RING WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Terry shaking his head as he gets back to his feet, and Terry’s pissed!

Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers pulling Malcolm back up, AND HE LIFTS MALCOLM UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION BEFORE WALKING ALL THE WAY TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND DELIVERING A STALLING SUPLEX! Terry hasn’t let go of Malcolm though! Instead he pulls him back up, AND DELIVERS A SECOND CONSECUTIVE SUPLEX! Terry is just tearing Malcolm down as he delivers suplex after suplex, AND NOW TERRY GOES FOR A THIRD SUPLEX-

James Peters: BUT MALCOLM CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE TOP OF TERRY’S HEAD! TERRY STUMBLES BACK TOWARDS THE ROPES, AND MALCOLM CHARGES IN BEFORE SENDING TERRY OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Malcolm Jones is hanging onto the ropes just to stand right now, but Terry Chambers is out of the ring!

Persephone: You know, I’m pretty sure this match should’ve been over a while ago. I don’t know why they’re still fighting or why they’re both so bad at keeping their opponent down, but if Rexy was here the match would be over already. Just saying. You guys missed out on another Rexy CLASSIC and now we’re stuck with Terry Chambers and Malcolm Jones fighting for World Championships.

Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers is finding his way back up to his feet, AND NOW MALCOLM JONES RUNS THE ROPES, BEFORE TAKING OUT TERRY CHAMBERS WITH A TOPE CON HILO OF HIS OWN! MALCOLM JONES DOING WHAT TERRY FAILED TO EARLIER IN THE MATCH, AS MALCOLM MANAGES TO HIT A HUGE TOPE CON HILO! Both Elitists are down right now, but you have to give both competitors a ton of credit for what they’ve been able to do tonight! They both survived each other’s biggest moves, and somehow they’re still fighting! How is this not over yet!?

Persephone: I’m wondering the same thing, Rich.

James Peters: Malcolm Jones now pulling Terry Chambers back up to his feet, BEFORE SENDING TERRY FACE FIRST INTO THE CORNER OF THE STEEL STEPS! TERRY’S FOREHEAD WAS JUST SENT CRASHING INTO THE CORNER OF THE STEPS!! TERRY IS HOLDING HIS FOREHEAD ON THE GROUND, AND IT LOOKS LIKE BLOOD IS STARTING TO COME OUT OF TERRY’S FOREHEAD! THAT SHOT TO THE STEEL STEPS BUSTED TERRY’S FOREHEAD OPEN, AND THAT’S NOT WHAT TERRY WANTS! Malcolm rolls back into the ring before rolling back out to restart the count, and this match has just escalated! Malcolm grabbing Terry once again-

Rich Russillo: BUT TERRY GRABS MALCOLM WITH BOTH HANDS BEFORE POPPING HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! POWERBOMB ONTO THE RING APRON BY TERRY CHAMBERS!! Terry immediately drops to the ground after connecting with the powerbomb, and that blood is starting to pour out very quickly! These two have been using their surroundings to their advantage as much as this match allows them to, and right now it’s almost like they just want to injure each other! They both know what it’ll take to win this match, and they’re throwing everything they possibly can at each other!

James Peters: Terry rolls Malcolm back into the ring, but he takes a few more seconds to recover before rolling back into the ring himself! Neither competitor is on their feet just yet after everything they just did to each other, and at this point I’m not sure when or HOW this match is going to end! Terry Chambers has spent this whole time trying to prove that he deserves to be EAW Champion despite everything he’s had to put up with throughout his reign, but Malcolm Jones isn’t any other Elitist. Getting past him was never going to be easy, and as both Elitists get back to their feet I just-

Rich Russillo: :krabs: MALCOLM JUST CHARGED AT TERRY WHILE HE WAS GETTING UP! SHAKE THE ROOM!!! MALCOLM JONES HITS SHAKE THE ROOM BASICALLY OUT OF NOWHERE, BUT MALCOLM WAS JUST POWERBOMBED ONTO THE RING APRON! MALCOLM IS OUT OF IT! THERE’S NO WAY HE’LL EVEN BE ABLE TO COVER TERRY AFTER WHAT WE WENT THROUGH OUTSIDE OF THE RING MOMENTS AGO! Malcolm Jones could’ve had this match won, but there’s just no way he’ll be able to cover him!

James Peters: WAIT, MALCOLM JUST TURNED AROUND ONTO HIS STOMACH, AND HE’S PULLING HIMSELF TOWARDS TERRY! Malcolm Jones wants that EAW Championship, and he’s clearly willing to fight through his pain in order to get it!

Rich Russillo: HE DOES IT! MALCOLM MANAGES TO PULL HIMSELF ON TOP OF TERRY FOR THE COVER! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT!

OOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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James Peters: HE KICKS OUT!!!? TERRY CHAMBERS JUST KICKED OUT OF SHAKE THE ROOM!!!

Persephone: Well what did you think was gonna happen when it took Malcolm years just to pin Terry!?

James Peters: Malcolm Jones was just powerbombed onto the ring apron before hitting that move, I can’t blame him for taking a while to get to the cover.

Rich Russillo: Terry kicking out surprises me either way. Blood has been pouring out of his forehead for the past few minutes and he was caught off guard with the Shake the Room, but somehow Terry managed to survive all of that. Malcolm is grabbing onto the ropes now and using them to get back to his feet, and without hesitation Malcolm begins to slowly drag Terry back up to his feet! He must already have an idea on how to finish this match as he brings Terry towards the corner!

James Peters: I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT RICH! MALCOLM GOES FOR BUCK 50!!! THE TORNADO FACEBUSTER-

Rich Russillo: DOESN’T CONNECT!! TERRY JUST BARELY MANAGES TO PUSH MALCOLM AWAY! MALCOLM CHARGING BACK TOWARDS TERRY-

James Peters: BUT TERRY SCOOPS MALCOLM UP BEFORE DELIVERING THE T-5!!! THAT’S IT!!! TERRY HOOKS THE LEGS!!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!

OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

James Peters: THAT’S IT!!!! TERRY CHAMBERS RETAINS!!!

Persephone: The match is finally over :blessed:!

Rich Russillo: WHAT A MATCH! Malcolm Jones nearly had it won, but somehow Terry Chambers managed… To…. Win..?

James Peters: Why hasn’t the bell rang?

(The camera cuts to the referee talking to Terry Chambers, before showing a replay of Terry’s pinfall over Malcolm, where Malcolm’s foot was just barely able to land on the ropes thanks to Terry hooking his legs.)

James Peters: :lupe:

Rich Russillo: THE MATCH ISN’T OVER!?!?

Persephone: .

James Peters: MALCOLM’S FOOT WAS ON THE MIDDLE ROPE! Terry was so focused on trying to end the match! He had to fight through all of that pain and as soon as he hit the T-5 he hooked Malcolm’s legs to try and get more leverage on the pinfall, not realizing that the middle rope was right there for Malcolm’s foot to land on! Either Terry’s the unluckiest man alive or Malcolm’s the luckiest. Either way, had Terry just been inches away from those ropes this match would be over!

Persephone: Yeah, and if Malcolm pinned Terry faster earlier the match would be over there too. These two just suck. I want to say I’m shocked that Terry messed that up, but I’m not.

James Peters: I don’t think these two have much left in them anymore. T-5, Random Act of Violence, both of those moves connected with Malcolm and this match is still on! Likewise, Malcolm had Terry in the Cocaina Clutch and connected with Shake the Room, but Terry just would not stay down.

Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers slowly drags Malcolm Jones back up to his feet, before delivering a forearm, nearly taking Malcolm off of his feet entirely! Malcolm tries to get back up, BUT TERRY FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! Terry now tossing Malcolm to the ropes-

James Peters: BUT MALCOLM RESPONDS WITH A FOREARM OF HIS OWN AS HE BOUNCES OFF OF THE ROPES! That forearm made Terry stumble, BUT TERRY DELIVERS ANOTHER FOREARM! NOW MALCOLM WITH A RIGHT HAND! NOW TERRY! NOW MALCOLM! NOW TERRY! NOW MAL-

Rich Russillo: NO! TERRY BLOCKED THE STRIKE BEFORE KICKING MALCOLM IN THE MIDSECTION! CHAMBERS OF PAIN!!! THE CHAMBERS OF PAIN CONNECTS ON MALCOLM JONES, AND THIS MATCH COULD BE ENDING VERY SHORTLY THANKS TO TERRY!

Persephone: That might be the best news I’ve heard all day. Terry Chambers actually retaining the EAW Championship is ridiculous and this is probably going to end up one of the most embarrassing losses in Malcolm Jones’ career, but whatever. I don’t really care, PLEASE just end this match already.

James Peters: Terry Chambers slowly manages to make it back to his feet, and right now all the fans are cheering in support for Terry! This is the moment he’s been trying to get all throughout his Championship reign! Terry didn’t appreciate Malcolm just skipping the line and trying to use his Grand Prix win to get a title shot, but in the end Terry accepted Malcolm’s challenge and now we know why! Terry Chambers now dragging Malcolm’s body up, AND TERRY HOISTS MALCOLM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN THE FIREMAN’S CARRY! THIS IS IT, THE MOVE TO PUT MALCOLM AWAY!!

Rich Russillo: :krabs:

James Peters: :krabs:

Rich Russillo: SHAKE THE ROOM!!!

Rich Russillo: TERRY WENT FOR THE T-5, BUT MALCOLM MANAGED TO COUNTER IT BY TRANSITIONING INTO THE “SHAKE THE ROOM” SUNSET FLIP PILEDRIVER! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN, BUT MALCOLM IS CRAWLING OUT TO THE APRON! MALCOLM JONES HAS SOMETHING ELSE IN MIND, AND AT THIS POINT THERE’S NOTHING TERRY CAN DO TO STOP THIS!

James Peters: Malcolm just barely manages to make it up to the top rope, and this looks like bad news for Terry, who still hasn’t moved after getting hit with Shake the Room! MALCOLM DIVES OFF THE TOP ROPE, AND THERE IT IS! FIVE STAR SWAG SPLASH!!!

Rich Russillo: IT CONNECTS!!! THE FIVE STAR SWAG SPLASH CONNECTS, AND MALCOLM QUICKLY PULLS HIMSELF ON TOP OF TERRY!

OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Bella Braxton: Here is your winner….. AND THE NEWWWWWWWWWW EAW CHAMPION…. MMMAAAALLLCCOOLLLLMMMMM JJJJOOOOOOOOOOONNNNEESSSS!!!!

James Peters: MALCOLM DOES IT! MALCOLM JONES IS THE EAW CHAMPION!

Rich Russillo: What an amazing match. Both Elitists gave that everything they had, and I THOUGHT Terry Chambers had it, but in the end Malcolm Jones did everything he said he would do.

Persephone: Terry lost :mjlol:. Of course he did.

James Peters: You have to give Terry credit. He fought as hard as he could, but it’s just like Rich said. Malcolm did everything he said he would. Malcolm Jones is now the EAW Champion!

Rich Russillo: Congratulations, Malcolm Jones!

(‘Christopher Walking’ begins playing once again, and Malcolm Jones slowly finds his way back up to his feet while the crowd gives a mixed reaction, still overwhelmingly filled with boos as a fan favorite like Terry Chambers was defeated. Malcolm Jones is handed the EAW Championship before having his hand raised by the referee, and finally almost two years after his first reign ended, Malcolm Jones holds up the EAW Championship. Terry Chambers is seen still unconscious and his face is covered with blood, and finally the camera begins to fade out with Malcolm Jones celebrating his victory.)

(Grand Rampage opens up with the first match graphic of the night.)

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(The camera fades to an overview shot of Globe Life Field as the fans buzz in excitement.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!

Stephie Love: And is for the Elite Answers Wrestling WWWOOOORRRLLLDDDD HHHEEEEAAAVVVVYYYYWWWWEEEEIIIIGGGGHHHTTTT CCCCHHHAAAAMMMPPPPIIIIOOOONNNNNSSSSSHHHHHIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

(The crowd roars as spotlights focus in on the ring)

(After a brief moment, “Bad Guy” by Morrisson hits and the crowd becomes unglued with a roar of negative jeering. Charlie Marr slowly, methodically even emerges onto the stage, engrossing himself in the loud, vocal response despite its negative reaction. A few steps behind him, Veena Adams follows as the pair head down to the ring with complete and utter focus on Marr’s face)

Stew-O: You don’t have to like it, you don’t have to agree with it, but the fact of the matter is that tonight at Grand Rampage Charlie Marr will compete for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. The Champion faces an incredible task against someone who had an career making run as the EAW World Champion in 2019 and looks to once again ascend to the apex of this company and reign once more.

Flannery McCoy: You have to feel sorry for StarrStan and the bind he’s been placed in. Little to no choice in giving Charlie Marr this match even if he didn’t truly deserve it. But we saw when the contract is signed that Xander Payne isn’t intimidated, he isn’t worried about the threat that Marr possesses. Whether he comes to regret that or not, is something we’ll find out in the next thirty plus minutes.

(“Bad Guy” by Morrisson dies down but the booing remains. Charlie settles into his respective corner of the ring, with Veena talking into his ear. “It Follows” by Cane Hill blasts throughout the stadium’s PA system as the crowd maintains their booing for Xander Payne! The World Heavyweight Champion makes his way to the ring through the crowd with a bunch of security surrounding him, and Xander is wearing red camo pants, as well as his own T-shirt and the shoes he introduced at Reckless Wiring. The Champion makes his way through the crowd and towards the ring as the fans boo heavily.)

Jake Mercer: But can you blame the Champion at all? Can you blame Xander Payne for being so full of confidence heading into his first Championship defense? His two year journey to the pinnacle of this company didn’t just culminate in any match, it did so in a Dome of Death Match! A match that wasn’t even a guarantee of happening! But Payne fought through it all, all the challenges of that match, the surprise, the pain, the suffering and managed to defeat Lethal Consequences to finally become a World Champion in Elite Answers Wrestling.

Stew-O: A promise made on Dynasty this past week that it’s going to take Charlie Marr killing him here tonight in the center of the ring to take the title away from him and while I don’t doubt Marr is capable of walking out of Grand Rampage as the new World Heavyweight Champion, the Champion himself is going to refuse to die wondering what could have been; he won’t allow his reign to end so suddenly, so quickly!!

(Both men settle into their respective corners as “It Follows” by Cane Hill dies down. The boos from the crowd become a collective buzz of excitement as the camera centers on Stephie Love in the center of the ring with a microphone in hand)

Stephie Love: Introducing FIRST! The Challenger. Being accompanied to the ring by Veena Adams. From Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom! Weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds!!! HE IS “THE CONSCIENCE OF EAW”!!!!! CCCCHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRLLLLLLIIIIIIEEEEEEE MMMMMAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR

(Charlie stretches out the arms, soaking in the overwhelmingly negative reaction from the crowd. Their boos broken by the loud cheers of Veena Adams)

Stephie Love: And, his opponent. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at two hundred and sixty three pounds!!! HE IS THE “PAYNEKILLER” AND HE IS!!! THE REIGNING!!!! THE DEFENDING!!!! ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!! XANDER!!!! PPPAAAAAAYYYYYYNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(The crowd maintains their negative reaction as Xander keeps himself calm and composed. His gaze never breaks from Marr who likewise has become focused on the Champion. The referee hoists the World Heavyweight Championship into the air before handing it to a ringside attendant. The referee proceeds to check both men before calling for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: THE BELL RINGS AND WE ARE UNDERWAY! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE! THE CHALLENGER, CHARLIE MARR! THE CHAMPION, XANDER PAYNE IN HIS FIRST TITLE DEFENSE! Payne, looking to cement his reign with validation, to cement his place at World Heavyweight Champion and carry the thrill, the excitement, the euphoria of finally realising that long kept dream of his. Marr, attempting to once again scale the heights of Elite Answers Wrestling and capture the greatest prize there is in our sport. The tension is palpable for this highly anticipated Championship contest and both men stare daggers at one another, remaining calm and composed in their opposing corners.

Flannery McCoy: Both men step towards the center of the ring. Slowly, cautiously awaiting the other to make the first move. And almost at the same time, with the same intentions in mind, both men raise their arms up, looking to contest a test strength but it’s the Champion who pulls his hand away just before their fingertips meet. Instead Xander raises the opposite hand. Charlie watches the eyes of Xander Payne, flicking back and forth between watching his hand and the eyes of his opponent. But Charlie steps away, not feeling confident in taking the chance and that feels like a point in Xander Payne’s favour; his smirk widening as Charlie refocuses. A bit of distance separating the two as they patiently circle the ring once more.

Jake Mercer: They understand the importance of the first move, the first swing of momentum in their favour. Neither man wants to let the other get the advantage right off the bat. And again they step towards the middle of the ring, both raising a hand for a test of strength. Once more there’s a hesitation, as Xander’s gaze focuses on trying to lock the fingers of Charlie Marr– BUT MARR CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK! Right into the inner thigh of Xander Payne who winches slightly and backs away immediately! Xander Payne isn’t smirking now and Charlie keeps the cold, calm demeanor up. Focused intently on keeping the World Heavyweight Champion on his toes.

Stew-O: Xander has the size advantage in this contest and Charlie knows full well that those kicks can chop him down, slow him right, right down. Xander Payne still looking for a test of strength but Charlie quickly shuts that down with another shoot kick to the outside of the leg! Once again Xander steps back, winching a little as Charlie zeros in. He steps forward for a third kick but this time Xander scouts it! He catches the leg and sweeps the other! Both men tumble to the canvas but Xander quickly slides into a side headlock! Driving his challenger to the canvas, dictating the pace of this opening but Charlie quickly pushes back up off the mat and pushes Xander onto the ropes! Both men tied up in the ropes, with Xander raising his hands and motioning for a break.

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! BREAK IT UP!

Stew-O: And Charlie slowly begins to break away, gradually bringing his hands away, signalling that he has no intentions of making a move in this instance. Charlie calmly begins to back away as Xander cautiously lowers his arms — BUT CHARLIE DELIVERS A SWIFT, SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF XANDER PAYNE! And Xander only smiles as he turns back to Charlie, who likewise is beaming. The two drive their skulls against one another, jawing back and forth, begging the other to land the first strike. And it’s Xander who responds with a forearm to the jaw! Charlie brushes it off to deliver a forearm of his own! Xander responds! Charlie responds! It’s quickly breaking down as the two trade blows back and forth. But it’s Xander getting the upper hand! He stuns Charlie with consecutive blows! Charlie staggers back but Xander grabs him by the wrist and whips him into the corner! The impact shakes the ring and Xander looks to follow up! He charges straight at Charlie but instead Charlie drops to the canvas and rolls out of the ring for a breather much to the disappointment of the crowd!

(The crowd heavily boos as Charlie takes his time on the outside. He speaks with Veena on the outside.)

Flannery McCoy: The challenger isn’t interested in racing head first back into the ring and he won’t get any form of disagreement from Veena Adams at ringside. He’s taking his time, pacing back and forth along the outside of the ring, his gaze switching back to Xander who stands in the center of the ring, his arms stretched out and encouraging, nearly demanding Charlie Marr to return to the ring. Charlie however simply isn’t going to oblige, he was no interests in listening to whatever it is that Xander wants. Each plea, each demand returned with Charlie simply telling Xander Payne to calm down. I don’t think it impresses Xander all too much to hear his opponent tell him to calm down but he realises that exiting the ring will only play into Charlie’s intentions. Nor is he too thrilled about the referee blocking him from exiting the ring to chase Charlie!

Jake Mercer: The challenger continues to antagonise the Champion, instructing him to back away and allow him to roll inside the ring. Xander does oblige, if not for the sake of the match continuing. Charlie slowly rolls back into the ring, beneath the bottom rope and rises back to his feet. Now, we’re back to where we were just a few minutes ago! And quite literally as this time it’s Charlie luring Xander in with a contest of strength except he immediately catches the Champion off guard with a kick to the mid section! Xander tips forward clutching the gut but Charlie raises him back up and drives the thumb right into the eye! The official steps in to tell him to break.

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! ENOUGH.

Stew-O: Not looking to get disqualified, Charlie releases but signals to the referee that he still to a count of four! Not happy that the referee would short change him like that but he shrugs it off! Instead he pushes Xander up against the ropes and sends him reeling in the opposite direction. Xander bounces off the ropes and Charlie follows up with a big boot! Except it misses! Xander dodges the boot of Charlie Marr! He rebounds back and instead takes him down with a running back elbow! Eyes widening after being caught off guard by the Champion’s counter but he has little to zero time to recover as Xander Payne presses the attack. Xander gently lifts the head of Charlie Marr up before delivering a chop right across the chest! A stinging blow that sounds more like a gunshot thundering throughout Globe Life Field here in Arlington! The expression dashed across the face of Charlie Marr gives no mystery as to how much air has been driven from the lungs by that chop and how much it continues to sting!

Flannery McCoy: This time Charlie quickly tries to rise to his feet and Xander is right on top of him! He backs into the corner before sending him across to the opposite! Xander chases immediately, not looking to let Charlie escape like last time! But no! Charlie still manages to step out of the way and connect with a Big Boot almost immediately as Xander collides with the turnbuckle! This remains Charlie’s match to control, Xander slumps into the corner and Charlie takes the chance to deliver swift boots to the stomach, to the chest, to the neck of his opponent! Carelessly placed but effective regardless as Xander struggles to cover up! Charlie looks to bring Xander back to his feet but instead just rolls him out from the corner.

Jake Mercer: The brief moment Xander had looked like he was on top in the early goings of this match have quickly faded as Charlie ascends to the top rope! He stares down at Xander who slowly rises to his feet! HIGH RISE DROPKICK! Both feet driven straight into the chest of the World Heavyweight Champion who drops to the canvas below! Charlie rolls him away from the corner wisely and makes the cover!

Referee: ONE!!!!!! TWO–

Jake Mercer: But Xander gets the shoulder up! Xander immediately perks up off the canvas clutching the left side of his neck, perhaps the boots of Charlie Marr landed in a more undesirable spot than just across the chest! Charlie casually rises back to his feet and rolls Xander under the ropes and onto the ring apron, proceeding to step through and place his boot firmly against his temple! Charlie pulls on the middle rope to apply just a bit more pressure to the skull of Xander Payne! Once again the official steps in to instruct Charlie to release, giving him to a count of four! And once more, Charlie releases BUT NOT BEFORE DRIVING HIS BOOT BACK DOWN ON THE SKULL OF XANDER PAYNE! IT BOUNCES SICKENINGLY OFF THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING AND THE CHAMPION COULD VERY WELL BE CONCUSSED!

(Veena Adams cheers loudly on the outside, applauding Charlie for his work as the crowd heavily boos)

Flannery McCoy: That looked awful and Xander again clutches the same area of his neck! He could have tweaked a nerve or two and that discomforting is going to plague him all match long!

Stew-O: If he’s struggling Flannery, then I don’t like the intentions of Charlie Marr! The challenger steps out of the ring and forces Xander to his feet! SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE RING APRON!!! NEARLY, ALMOST A BRAINBUSTER BUT JUST ABOUT THE SAME DAMAGE DONE REGARDLESS.

(Xander Payne bounces off the ring apron and collapses on the outside as Charlie Marr sits, perched on the ring apron looking down on his opponent)

Flannery McCoy: XANDER PAYNE JUST FOLDED LIKE AN ACCORDION!!! CHARLIE MARR NOT GIVING HIM AN INCH IN THIS CONTEST, IT’S WELL AND TRULY IN FAVOUR OF THE CHALLENGER WHO PRESSES THE ATTACK!

Jake Mercer: Indeed he does, Flannery! Charlie drags Xander back to his feet, lays his head along the ringside barricade and drops the elbow! The point of the elbow being driven into the left side of Xander’s neck! Right down onto the muscles, the nerves running down to the shoulder and arm. If he’s dealing with nerve damage, then it’s going to be incredibly uncomfortable to exert his left arm, effectively limiting just what he can do to put Charlie Marr away IF he gets that opportunity.

Stew-O: You’re speculating if he’s even going to have a fighting chance; at this rate I’m concerned Xander Payne isn’t leaving here tonight without a useless left arm for the rest of his life! Charlie rolls Xander back into the ring, who tries to sit back up but Charlie swiftly delivers a shoot kick to the spine! Xander’s back arches as Charlie drops into the cover!

Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Xander gets the shoulder up but was forced to use the less than ideal arm to do so! The World Heavyweight Champion’s back is firmly up against the wall, that nerve damage a clear hindrance on him and you’ve got to wonder just what it’s going to take for Xander Payne to get back into this match. With one arm at full strength, the other we have no idea the limitations of, against an opponent who stands over him, poised and ready to end his reign so suddenly!

Stew-O: Xander sits up off the canvas, shaking that left arm, trying to get some feeling into it as Charlie takes his time rising back up. He’s barely allowed an ounce of offense from Xander Payne so far in this match and the smirk on his face, the confidence that’s flowing, is a reward much deserved at this point. But the Champion, slowly getting to a vertical base, is far from out of it! He fires away with a closed fist to the ribs! But the fitter, the sharper, the more primed Charlie Marr simply brushes them away and connects with a knee! Charlie Marr backs up and races in looking for a running knee lift! But the Champion springs back to life even just for a brief moment as he connects with a still lariat! It stuns Charlie but just for a second as he comes to return serve with a shoot kick to the leg! Xander responds with a headbutt right beneath the jaw!

Jake Mercer: If he doesn’t have the full strength in his left arm then he’ll use his own skull as a battering ram! The headbutt clearly rocking Charlie as Xander connects with a second! Perhaps not ideal for his equilibrium. He’s uneasy on his feet but he’s halted the offense of Charlie Marr! Charlie swings for a lariat of his own but he’s caught! STO! STO FROM XANDER PAYNE DRIVES CHARLIE MARR DOWN TO THE CANVAS!

Stew-O: At the very least Xander Payne has brought himself some time to recover without having to concern himself with his challenger relentlessly applying increasing pressure. How valuable must every deep breath be, how precious must every second he gets to shake some feeling into that arm, roll the shoulder, lift it up and above the neck just to see how limited he’ll be as long as this issue hangs over his head. Both men rise gradually back to their feet, eyes locked and focused on the other. Xander connects with a stiff punch to the jaw! Charlie steps back for a moment but connects with a boot right to left shoulder! Xander winches in pain as he closes the gap and connects with a superkick! The head of Marr snaps back as Xander presses. He shakes that arm once again and successfully whips Charlie across the ring before changing in and meeting him against the ropes with a knee to the ribs!

Flannery McCoy: Charlie Marr’s momentum has quickly vanished as Xander Payne drags Charlie up to his feet! HE DRAGS HIM IN, HOOKS BOTH ARMS AND CONNECTS WITH THE SPINNING DOUBLE UNDERHOOK NECKBREAKER!! XANDER INTO THE COVER!

Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Charlie Marr kicks out!

Stew-O: We’re speculating about the limitations that there may just be on Xander Payne’s strength but he’s fighting through it all to drop Charlie Marr and make his first pin in this contest. The demeanor of the World Heavyweight Champion however has shifted greatly; realising the chance he has to inflict some significant damage back onto Charlie Marr! Xander climbs into a full mount and begins to use his right hand to smack Charlie Marr across the skull! Stress open hands to the temple, to the jaw, to the cheek! More open palm strikes than they are slaps as Charlie desperately tries to cover up. Xander tries to use his left but there’s not as much force behind each strike– BUT HE GRIPS CHARLIE’S BEARD WITH THE GOOD ARM AND DELIVERS A SWIFT HEADBUTT! THAT CRACK, A DISGUSTING CRACK FORCES THE SKIN OF JUST ABOUT EVERYONE HERE TONIGHT AND SURELY AROUND THE WORLD TO CRAWL! AND XANDER WON’T LET GO! HE PULLS HIM BACK UP AND AGAIN CRACKS HIS OWN SKULL AGAINST CHARLIE’S!!!

Jake Mercer: Both men looking a little delirious right now as blood trickles down both skulls from the shere impact! I’m surprised they’re not gushing blood already! As Charlie tries to fight out of this predicament! He fires away with clubbing blows to the right arm of Xander Payne, trying to force his near vice like grip around his beard! But Xander’s grip won’t break, and so Charlie turns to the injured, battered arm; his shots, his fists becoming more zeroed in on the left side of the neck! The nerve damage still bothering Payne greatly– BUT XANDER CUTS HIM OFF WITH A THIRD HEADBUTT!

Flannery McCoy: This one might have just knocked Charlie Marr out cold! He’s laying flat on his back, eyes shut and seemingly out of it as Xander Payne takes the opportunity to continue laying in shot after shot! The elbow being driven into the jaw of the challenger! Each strike taken cautiously, each strike delivered with pinpoint accuracy! Each strike a heavy thud driving Charlie Marr further and further towards being ruled unconscious!

(The referee attempts to intervene but Xander pushes him away)

Stew-O: The World Heavyweight Champion tip toeing the lines of disqualification, not like that would bother him with the Champion’s advantage as he continues to deliver strike after strike to the fallen Marr!

(The referee once again interjects and this time manages to successfully pry Xander away from Marr. Xander backs into the corner as the referee tends to Marr)

Jake Mercer: Talk about lines being cautiously walked, Charlie Marr is thankful the referee felt it was best to step in here! He’s barely able to stir on the canvas as a displeased Xander Payne waits patiently in the corner, his eyes firmly targeted on the challenger’s dire condition. The blood creeping into both men’s eyes, Charlie hopeful that he hasn’t sustained a severe concussion, Xander hoping the time afforded to him has gotten more strength back into that left arm! The referee clears Charlie Marr and this match will continue!

Stew-O: Yeah but for how long? Xander Payne wastes such little time racing back to the center of the ring, nearly deadlifting Charlie Marr up off the canvas and wraps the arm! Still the near lifeless body of Charlie Marr slumps to the canvas but it doesn’t hinder Xander! HE HOISTS CHARLIE UP, DEAD WEIGHT AND ALL TO CONNECT WITH A RIPTIDE!!! THE TWISTING BRAINBUSTER ONCE MORE DRIVING CHARLIE DOWN ONTO HIS SKULL! XANDER COVERS! THIS COULD BE IT!

Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!! TTTHHHRRRREEEEEE–

Stew-O: AND CHARLIE SOMEHOW POWERS OUT BEFORE THE COUNT OF THREE!!!

Flannery McCoy: Marr refusing to let this opportunity go to waste! He’ll fight until the bitter end as stubborn as he can be and that refusal to die wondering bothers Xander Payne! The Champion sitting up and wondering to himself what his next move should be, wondering just what is going to put Marr away. Those headbutts taking their own toll on him as well as his own issues from earlier in this match, the longer it goes the more likely it is that Marr fights back. Regardless of how close he came to knocking him out cold, Xander Payne still carries the greater debilitation of the two!

Jake Mercer: Xander Payne’s look of disbelief can only hinder him for so long. He shakes it off and clutches the wrist of Marr. He drags Charlie back to his feet and signals that it’s over! The Champion’s face telling us the intentions of just a single, lone move: Paynekiller! All the energy he has, all the strength he can pull into his left arm to make this match signed, sealed and delivered; to retain his World Heavyweight Championship! He tries to hoist Charlie Marr up but Marr refuses to budge! Xander releases the right arm and delivers a clubbing blow to the back. It’s enough for Marr to wilt slightly, dropping to a knee, as Xander rehooks the arm and tries once again! But again, Marr tries to counter! Xander once more releases the arm and this time delivers several forearms to the back! Wearing down Charlie’s resistance with each blow! Perhaps this time is it! Xander tries to lift Marr up, trying to put him away with the package piledriver! BUT MARR, STILL TRAPPED, LIFTS XANDER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! CHARLIE MARR WITH AN IMPRESSIVE FEAT OF STRENGTH MANAGING TO HOIST XANDER PAYNE UP AND DROPS HIM ONTO THE TOP ROPE!!! THE LAST JUDGEMENT FROM THE TOP ROPE! THE ROPE HUNG DDT PLANTS XANDER PAYNE DOWN ONTO HIS NECK!

Stew-O: WHAT AN INCREDIBLE COUNTER BY THE CHALLENGER BUT THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ALL HE HAD LEFT IN THE TANK! BOTH MEN EXHAUSTED, SPILLED OUT ON THE CANVAS. BUT WORRYING FOR XANDER PAYNE, TRYING TO BREAK THAT FALL AND THAT LEFT ARM EXTENDING ON THE CANVAS! JUST WHEN HE THOUGHT HE HAD IT ALL, WHEN HE THOUGHT HE WAS BOUND TO SEAL THIS MATCH AND RETAIN, HE’S BACK TO WHERE HE WAS DEALING WITH THAT NERVE DAMAGE.

Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK! CHARLIE CRAWLS OVER AND DRAPS THE ARM! HE MIGHT JUST PUT XANDER AWAY HERE!

Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!! TTTHHHRRRREEEEEE–

Jake Mercer: PAYNE GETS THE FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! But this match has crawled to a snail’s pace, both men taking considerable damage from the other, the World Heavyweight Championship hanging in the balance. Charlie realises that he simply can’t relent, he can’t allow Payne to breath, he can’t let him recover. He pushes himself back to his feet, back to that vertical base and the unease that he has standing up shows the toll of the physicality of this match has taken on him! He stumbles back into the corner, holding himself up by the ropes as Xander slowly rises to his, just as worn down, just as exhausted. Xander is barely able to stand up right as Charlie scoops him up onto his shoulder. Looking for the front powerslam!

Flannery McCoy: But the Champion has the wherewithal to slide off the shoulder as he shoves Charlie into the corner. Woozy on his feet trying to stand up straight but he charges towards the corner! Charlie cuts him off with a stray elbow connecting to the neck! Marr follows it up with a shoot kick once more to the back of the left leg of Xander Payne followed by an uppercut that floors him! He takes the chance to step through the ropes and grip both hands on the top rope! SLINGSHOT ELBOW DROP CONNECTS! MARR INTO THE COVER!

Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Stew-O: Not enough for the count of three. Charlie simply shakes his head, lifting three fingers to argue back with the referee over the two count. The ebb and flow of momentum in this contest has shifted once again back in favour of the Challenger, who tries his utmost to remain calm and poised. Charlie assists Xander back to his feet but Xander takes the first chance he gets to push Charlie back before stepping in to connect with an elbow to the jaw! Charlie responds with a headbutt in kind, blood still trickling down the face of both men and that will do neither any good! But Xander connects immediately with the Superkick! It rocks Charlie who staggers backwards slightly, straight away clutching the jaw where the boot landed flush! Xander shakes the cobwebs from his head a little more, rolling that left shoulder as well before hitting the ropes…he comes charging back– THE HEADMASTER RITUAL! THE SPINEBUSTER DRIVING XANDER PAYNE DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Payne’s back arches on impact and I’m sure it did him no favours with what he’s already been dealing with throughout almost all of this match.

Jake Mercer: The very best position that Charlie Marr has placed the Champion in all match long in order to put this one away and reclaim his place at the pinnacle of Elite Answers Wrestling! His eyes immediately gravitate towards the top turnbuckle, he intends to come crashing down on top of Xander Payne, crushing his midsection, his chest and crushing his dreams in the process. Charlie slowly ascends to the top rope, the exhaustion of this match starting to become blatantly obvious as even Xander Payne remains laid out, not having moved an inch but the steady rise of the stomach shows he’s taking in deep, deep breaths. Charlie readies himself completely poised up high!!! TOUCH!!!! THE!!!! SKY!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO! XANDER ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP MISSES BUT MARR CATCHES HIMSELF FROM CRASHING INTO THE CANVAS AS BOTH MEN BOUNCE BACK TO THEIR FEET! CHARLIE LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH THE BIG BOOT EXCEPT XANDER CATCHES HIM! HE HOISTS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! HE’S LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH AMNESIA!!!

Stew-O: ANOTHER COUNTER! ANOTHER COUNTER THIS TIME FROM CHARLIE MARR! AS HE DROPS BEHIND!!! HE WRAPS THE ARM UNDER THE CHIN OF XANDER PAIN AND TRANQUILITY IS LOCKED IN! THE REAR NAKED CHOKE HOLD CINCHED IN AND THE CHAMPION HAS NOWHERE TO GO! XANDER PAYNE IS STUCK SEATED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, CHARLIE WITH THE LEVERAGE BEHIND HIM. XANDER TRIES TO IMMEDIATELY ROLL TO THE SIDE BUT MARR SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. THE CHALLENGER IS IN COMPLETE CONTROL AND AS HE CINCHES IN TRANQUILITY FURTHER AND FURTHER, THE TITLE SEEMINGLY SLIPS AT AN EVER INCREASING DISTANCE FROM THE CHAMPION’S GRASP! THE FEET BETWEEN HIS PLACE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND THE ROPES SURELY FEEL LIKE SEVERAL MILES AS XANDER TRIES TO FIGHT THROUGH IT.

Flannery McCoy: HIS CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE! EVERYTHING HE’S WORKED SO HARD TO ACHIEVE OVER THE LAST TWO YEARS COULD ALL COME CRASHING DOWN IF HE CAN’T BREAK THIS HOLD. THE INTENSITY IN THE EYES OF CHARLIE MARR HOWEVER SHOW A MAN WHO SIMPLY REJECTS THE IDEA OF LETTING GO! HE CINCHES THE CHOKE IN DEEPER AND DEEPER, HIS EYES WIDENING WITH EACH BIT MORE OF PRESSURE APPLIED. XANDER TRIES TO FIGHT BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE, MOVING UPRIGHT INSTEAD OF LATERALLY, BUT MARR BRINGS HIM BACK DOWN! BUT XANDER IS ABLE TO ROLL CHARLIE ONTO HIS BACK, WHO THEN ROLLS XANDER ONTO THE SIDE AS TO AVOID HIS SHOULDERS BEING FLAT ON THE CANVAS! HOW MUCH TIME DOES THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HAVE LEFT BEFORE THOSE EYES ROLL INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND HIS CONSCIOUSNESS FADES WITH A FINAL FEELING OF BEING CHAMPION?

Jake Mercer: HE MIGHT BE CENTER OF THE RING, IN AN UNDESIRABLE POSITION BUT XANDER PAYNE ISN’T FINISHED! XANDER PUSHES OFF THE CANVAS AND ROLLS BACK OVER THE HEAD OF MARR. THE SHOULDERS ARE DOWN, CHARLIE RELEASES THE HOLD TO AVOID THE PIN, BUT XANDER ELECTS TO DRAG CHARLIE MARR OFF THE CANVAS! HE HOISTS HIM UP!!! NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB! DROPPING CHARLIE BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS NECK FIRST! HE BREAKS THE HOLD AND DELIVERS A STUNNING COUNTER! XANDER PAYNE MAKES THE COVER, BARELY HOOKING THE LEG!! COULD THIS BE IT?!?!

Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!! TTTHHHRRRREEEEEE–

Stew-O: CHARLIE MARR KEEPS THE MATCH ALIVE!!! The rear naked choke hold should have ended Xander Payne but the Champion somehow manages to find a way out of it! It might have just taken whatever he had left in his tank but his Championship remains secured at least for now. Xander and Charlie are sprawled out on the canvas, this match has been a well and truly tiring affair, the exhaustion on display as neither man have any kind of desire to get to their feet and gain an upper hand. Both just willing to take it slow, to take this opportunity to breath, get that evening air into their lungs and recompose themselves. We could very well be heading into the final stretches of this contest.

Flannery McCoy: Both men casually rising to their feet, their eyes locked on the other but allowing the other to get to their feet at their pace. They finally do so, coming face to face, standing toe to toe, center of the ring. Jawing back and forth between one another. Charlie, threatening to take the World Heavyweight Championship away. Xander, daring Charlie to do whatever he can but telling him it will never be enough. The sweat drenching both men, the blood from their foreheads well stemmed but still staining the skin. Charlie fires away with a shoot kick targeting the outside of Xander’s left leg. It forces Xander to buckle ever so slightly before he responds with a backhanded chop across the chest! Beads of sweat flying into the air and like the beginning of this match, a thunderous clap as skin meets skin, flesh meets flesh. It sends Charlie reeling but he comes firing back with a big boot connecting to the left shoulder of Xander Payne! He winches on impact, that nerve doing him no favours but he’s powered through these limitations so far tonight. Xander shakes it and instead connects with a chop right down the middle of the chest of Charlie Marr! No different to the last one, it rocks Charlie Marr, almost taking the wind right out of him.

Jake Mercer: They’re actively encouraging the other to deliver their best blow! Their best strike! Whatever they have left in the tank, they’re begging, pleading the other to give it all they have! These warriors refusing to buckle, refusing to back down from the other. This a test of strength far greater than how this match opened, it’s how much you can take and how much you can return serve!

Stew-O: Charlie responds with a short arm lariat! Connecting flush on the throat, flush on the neck, targeting that same location and it sends Xander Payne down to a knee, clutching that region once more. The discomfort is nearly as painful for those watching. But Xander refuses to go down, he powers back up and looks to connect with a lariat of his own! Charlie ducks and instead fires back with a shoot kick to the leg! A second to the right! It takes Xander Payne off his feet and down to his knees! Charlie connects with a third shoot kick this time to the chest but it does little to take Xander Payne! He absorbs the pain, absorbs the stiff strike. Charlie shakes his head and backs away!! RUNNING KNEE LIFT!! NO!!! XANDER COUNTERS! PARASITE EVE!!!! IT DROPS CHARLIE MARR TO THE CANVAS! HE HOLDS THE POSITION FOR THE PIN!

Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!! TTTHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: CHARLIE POWERS OUT!!! Xander runs his hands through his head as he flops back down to the canvas. Wondering just how much more it’s going to take alongside just how much more he has left to give, how much more he can physically and mentally will himself to do to put this one to bed. He rolls away and looks down at Charlie who barely stirs on the canvas. Xander’s head looks towards the corner and he wastes absolutely zero time. His next move decided almost immediately as he rolls beneath the bottom rope and makes his way over to the corner.XANDER PAYNE PERCHES ON THE TOP ROPE!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT MARR SPRINGS FROM THE CANVAS – PERHAPS PURELY OUT OF DESPERATION AND MANAGES TO CUT HIM OFF! Payne dropping down onto the turnbuckle as Marr sweeps the legs! Charlie slumps on the second turnbuckle, the endurance training surely being tested as he wills himself to climb to the second rope, delivering a closed right fist! And Xander responds with one in kind. Both men going blow for blow on the top turnbuckle! Xander, Charlie teetering high on the top turnbuckle, this match could very well come down to a single moment right here, right now. And Marr gains the upper hand, his rights dealing just a bit more damage to the Champion! Another and another! Xander is stunned and– AND MARR HOOKS BOTH ARMS. THERE’S NO WAY? HE MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR ‘THE QUEEN IS DEAD’ FROM THE TOP ROPE! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT FROM THAT HEIGHT WILL MOST CERTAINLY SPELL THE END OF XANDER PAYNE’S REIGN AS CHAMPION!

Jake Mercer: The Champion refuses to let Marr hook both arms however! Clutching the top rope as the lifesaver it is, the necessity it is for him right now! WAIT NO! CHARLIE!! GAH! HE’S FUCKING BITING THE FOREHEARD OF XANDER PAYNE! CHARLIE MARR’S TEETH SINKING INTO THE SKIN, THAT BLOOD STILL TRICKLING DOWN XANDER’S HEAD STAINING HIS TEETH. I ALMOST FEEL SICK WATCHING THAT! BUT IT DID ITS JOB, XANDER RELEASES HIS GRIP ON THE TURNBUCKLE BUT CHARLIE OPTS FOR A SUPERPLEX INSTEAD! HE LOCKS THE ARM–

Stew-O: BRRRAAAAIIINNNNNBBBBUUUUSSSSSTTTTTTTEEEEERRRRRRRR ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BY XANDER PAYNE! HE COUNTERS IT BY SPIKING CHARLIE HEAD FIRST!!! FUCK! CHARLIE FALLS INTO A HEAP ON THE CANVAS, BARELY CAPABLE OF SHOWING ANY SIGNS OF LIFE IN THAT CRUMBLED MESS BUT XANDER! XANDER REALISES THAT CHARLIE MARR IS GONE! HE’S OUT OF IT! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ISN’T WASTING ANY TIME, HE DRAGS HIS OPPONENT, HIS CHALLENGER TO THEIR FEET. HE HOOKS THE LEGS!!! PAYNEKILLER!!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!! XANDER PAYNE MAKES THE COVER!!!!!!! THE CHAMPION RETAINS!!!
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Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!

Stew-O: THE CHAMPION RETAINS!!!

Referee: TTTHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Flannery McCoy: NO! NO! CHARLIE MARR MANAGES TO LIFT THE SHOULDER UP OFF THE CANVAS IF ONLY BY JUST AN INCH, IF ONLY BY JUST ENOUGH FOR THE REFEREE TO STOP HIS COUNT! THE GASP FROM THE CROWD, CONVINCED AS EVERYONE ELSE THAT THIS WAS OVER, THAT THIS WAS DONE WITH THE PAYNEKILLER. IT ENDED THEIR MATCH LAST TIME ON DYNASTY, BUT IT WASN’T ENOUGH TONIGHT. NOT AT LEAST ONE OF THEM. COULD XANDER PAYNE BE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER?

Stew-O: THE EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE IS A MIX. FRUSTRATION, DISAPPOINTMENT BUT ALSO KILLER INTENT AS THAT MIGHT HAVE JUST BEEN CHARLIE MARR’S LAST GASP. XANDER RISES TO HIS FEET, DRAGGING AN UNWILLING, NEAR INCAPACITATED MARR TO HIS! XANDER SENDS CHARLIE INTO THE ROPES AND HOISTS HIM UP! LAST!!!! SEDATION!!!!!! THE POP UP POWERBOMB INTO THE SITOUT VARIETY DRIVING CHARLIE MARR SPINE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS WITH JUST ABOUT EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN OUNCE OF FUEL LEFT IN THE TANK! IT SHAKES THE RING ON IMPACT, ALMOST SHATTERING THE BOARDS BENEATH!!! XANDER HAS NOTHING LEFT, HE CAN BARELY HOOK THE LEGS BUT HE COLLAPSES INTO THE COVER!!!!

Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!! TTTHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(DING! DING! DING!)

(“It Follows” by Cane Hill hits as Xander Payne rolls away from Charlie Marr. They remain laid out, motionless in the middle of the ring for a moment. Eventually, Xander Payne rises to his feet with the assistance of the referee, who hands Xander his World Heavyweight Championship. The referee begins to raise his left hand in the air the discomfort of the bothersome nerve sees Xander pull his arm away, instead choosing to stand alone in the middle of the ring raising the title in their air)

Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….AAAANNNDDD SSSSTTTIIIIILLLLL THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! XANDER!!!! PPPAAAAAAYYYYYYNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Stew-O: What an absolutely incredible performance by Xander Payne! Charlie Marr took control of this match early, he suffered what seemed to be nerve damage around the left shoulder, he endured several near falls, managing to fight on each and every time and he remains STILL the EAW World Heavyweight Champion.

Flannery McCoy: That brutal back and forth has left both men with battle scars that I have no doubt will be felt for several weeks but that was some impressive effort by Xander Payne. He truly cemented his place at the top of Dynasty, cemented his reign as Champion, with a big first defense like that.

Jake Mercer: But let’s take nothing away from Charlie Marr. He fought until the bitter end but it wasn’t enough. He was able to go just a bit further than their last encounter, but there’s no doubt in my mind that someday we’ll see the “Conscience of EAW” once again be World Champion.

(Veena Adams assists Charlie to his feet on the outside and helps him towards the back. In the ring, Xander continues to celebrate his victory despite the overwhelmingly negative response trying to drown out his music.)

(Grand Rampage fades into the backstage area, where Dynasty backstage reporter, Max A. Million, is standing by.)

Max A. Million: Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few minutes Adam Lucas will defend the PURE Championship against Insurgency’s own Maxwell. This past week, the champion and his very game challenger engaged in a war of words, leaving nothing off the table. There’s no doubt that the PURE Championship means a lot to both men, but there’s another layer that has been added to this match. Our Chairman, Mr. DEDEDE, appointed himself the special guest referee some weeks ago, and that’s led a lot of people to speculate that he’s only in this to screw Maxwell out of a chance to win his first championship here in EAW.

(Max A. Million pauses for dramatic effect, before he continues on.)

Max A. Million: Joining me right now is the referee of the PURE Championship match, Mr. DEDEDE. Welcome, sir.

(The camera shot widens, and the sexy Chairman is seen standing to Max A. Million’s right. Mr. DEDEDE looks like a snack dressed in a specially made Gawdzilla Pro© tracksuit that is solid black pants, with a black top, and the word “referee” has been carefully hand stitched in silver with the finest silk thread that money can buy by some cheap laborer Mr. DEDEDE employs. Mr. DEDEDE has a large smile on his face and he claps Max A. Million on the back.)

Mr. DEDEDE: Good evening! What a wonderful Grand Rampage we are having! 😀

Max A. Million: It has been an exciting event so far! Two new champions have been crowned already in Malcolm Jones and Bronson Daniels, and we’ve seen Xander Payne and your wife, Kassidy, successfully defend their respective world championships! There’s no doubt that the upcoming PURE Championship is going to deliver as well, and I’m sure you will agree on that.

Mr. DEDEDE: Absolutely! Look, we don’t have to beat around the bush, because quite frankly, I would rather have my meat beat right now by my smoking hot wife but duty calls. You already alluded to the speculation over my motives when it comes to this match, and I’m not surprised that the sheep are conforming to the same belief that I’m only in this thing to screw over Maxwell. That couldn’t be further from the truth. You see, I believe in the prestige of the PURE Championship, and after defending Jake Smith in a PURE Rules Match back at Reckless Wiring, it got me thinking about how we should be elevating this championship. The PURE Championship is held by the quote best pure wrestler in the company. That hasn’t always been the case, especially when you look at the list of former champions and see a whale like Harlow Reichert on it, but I digress. I want to make sure we get back to what the PURE Championship represents and that is straight up pure wrestling with no shenanigans.

Max A. Million: So just to make it clear, you’re not going to be out there tonight to screw over Maxwell? You’ve had your problems with Insurgency this season.

Mr. DEDEDE: And those problems were put to rest when I defeated Jake Smith at Reckless Wiring. I don’t have a personal problem with Maxwell. As his boss, I see a lot of potential in him. The kid is marginally talented, but right now, he is being held back by Insurgency. We may never know how truly gifted Maxwell is as long as he remains the least important member of the least important group in EAW history, and that’s one of the biggest reasons I want to be out there presiding over this match. I know the rest of Insurgency are occupied with Grand Rampage, but I don’t trust them. I would hate to see this showcase of two hot, young athletes interrupted and the sanctity of the PURE Championship destroyed yet again.

Max A. Million: So there are no ulterior motives?

(Mr. DEDEDE looks at Max A. Million and firmly shakes his head.)

Mr. DEDEDE: There’s not on my end. The EAW Universe finally has a PURE Champion in Adam Lucas that they can get behind and root for. This guy has everything needed to become a legitimate star for many years to come in this business. I whole-heartedly believe that one day, Adam Lucas versus Maxwell could be a Pain for Pride main event for one of our three prestigious world championships. Tonight is all about showcasing the future of the business, preserving it, and not letting anyone destroy it. Maxwell is getting a chance to prove to the world that he does not need Insurgency and that he can win the PURE Championship on his own. As for Adam Lucas, if he successfully retains his championship tonight, he gets to walk down that ramp at Pain for Pride as a champion of this company. Do you know how many Elitists dream of doing just that? As someone who’s headlined Pain for Pride as a champion, let me tell you Max, it’s an absolute honor. I know that someone as hungry as Adam Lucas wants that honor, and he deserves a fair chance to defend his championship.

(Mr. DEDEDE pauses for a moment, a thoughtful look on his face.)

Mr. DEDEDE: I don’t think it’s any secret that I have taken a huge interest in the future of EAW this season. I dipped my toes in the New Breed Division, squaring off against Andre Walker, and I have to say that he has a big future ahead of him. I have the same hopes for Adam Lucas and Maxwell, and tonight they both get a chance to prove me right. Gawd knows talent, Max, and I can’t wait to see it on display tonight.

Max A. Million: Alright. There you have it, folks. Mr. DEDEDE plans to call this match right down the middle to give both Adam Lucas and Maxwell a chance to show the world how great they can be :wow:. I’m definitely excited for the PURE Championship match! Thank you for joining, Mr. DEDEDE.

Mr. DEDEDE: It was definitely your pleasure!

(Mr. DEDEDE flashes the camera a toothy smile before heading out of the scene. After a few seconds, Max A. Million sends it back down to the ringside area.)

(Grand Rampage fades to the next match graphic.)

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(‘Value’ by A$AP Ferg hits, as Mr. DEDEDE steps out onto the stage in a black and white referee shirt. The crowd cheers for Mr. DEDEDE as he is stepping in as the referee to prevent Insurgency from making a scene in this important PURE Title match. Mr. DEDEDE smiles out, and makes his way down to the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is Set for ONE FALL!! And it is for the EAW PURE Championship!!! Making his way to the ring.. He is the Special Guest Referee.. THE GAWD!!! MR. DEDEDE!!!

Stew-O: Well the Chairman made it known that he wouldn’t allow Insurgency to screw Adam Lucas over in his first title defense. He wants this match to be on an even playing field.

Jake Mercer: Adam Lucas has received a lot of praise from Mr. DEDEDE as of late, and you have to wonder if Mr. DEDEDE is going to pick sides here tonight. If he does, it’s obvious which side he’d take.

(‘Slide’ by Calvin Harris featuring Frank Ocean and Migos hits, as the crowd boos heavily. Maxwell steps out onto the stage wearing a long fur coat. He ignores the crowd and looks at Mr. DEDEDE with an annoyed expression on his face, then continues down to the ring.)

Stephie Love: Introducing the challenger.. From Las Vegas, Nevada.. Weighing in at 231lbs.. He is TOP DOLLAR!!! MAXWELL!!

Stew-O: Now this all started when Maxwell interrupted Adam Lucas’ interview with Michael Belfort on Dynasty a few weeks ago. Maxwell went on to tell Adam that he doesn’t deserve the title, and we also found out that Maxwell was tired of hearing people say that he was the weak link to Insurgency. A victory here will definitely silence his haters.

(‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell hits, as Adam Lucas steps out onto the stage with the EAW PURE Championship wrapped around his waist. The crowd cheers heavily upon his arrival, as he stares out with a smile. Adam then proceeds to make his way down to the ring.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent.. From New York!! Weighing in at 231lbs.. He is the EAW PURE CHAMPION!! NEXT LEVEL!!! ADAM LUCAS!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Adam Lucas has had quite the road to the EAW PURE Championship, but he never kept his eyes off of the prize. He managed to get past both Chris Elite and Limmy Monaghan in one of the most unique and entertaining matches of the year so far, when he secured the first submission inside of the fight pit. But now he’s got another Insurgency member trying to take that title away from him. Let’s see if he keeps the title, or if Maxwell avenges Insurgency and wins the belt here tonight!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE has just called for the bell, and this match is on! In one corner, we have Adam Lucas who worked so hard in order to obtain that EAW PURE Championship. Having to seize the opportunity and submit Limmy Monaghan in a match that he originally wasn’t supposed to compete in.. Then in the other corner, we have Maxwell who has heard people talking about him being the weak link in Insurgency, and tonight, not only does he have the opportunity to shut everyone up, but he also has the chance to walk out as the EAW PURE Champion!!

Flannery McCoy: There is definitely so much on the line and these men know it. Hell, even our Chairman realizes how big of a match this is. You have a talent with so much potential in Adam Lucas competing in a match against Maxwell, so him being the authority figure for this match is perfect. He said he’s here to keep the rest of Insurgency from interfering and swaying the match in Maxwell’s favor, so this is going to come down to who truly is the better of the two!

Stew-O: And here comes the action!! Adam Lucas and Maxwell circle around in the center of the ring and tie up. They both keep a firm grip on the other, but it seems like Maxwell’s strength begins to show, as he forces Adam Lucas back against the corner turnbuckles. The two Elitists are still locked up with one another, but Lucas is getting pressed against the corner. Maxwell slips his right arm out, and delivers a strong forearm to the face of the champion!! Another!! And Another!!

Flannery McCoy: Maxwell now backs up, then holds Adam Lucas into place against those turnbuckles.. KNIFE EDGE CHOP!! WOW!! THAT CHOP CAN BE HEARD THROUGHOUT THIS ENTIRE ARENA!!! Adam Lucas clutches at his chest in pain!! Maxwell now grabs Adam Lucas by the arm and Irish whips him hard towards the side ropes!! Adam bounces back towards Maxwell.. LARIAT BY MAXWELL!!

Jake Mercer: Not quite Flannery!! Lucas ducks underneath the arms and continues running towards the ropes ahead of him! The champion bounces back off of the ropes towards Maxwell who turns around.. AND ADAM LUCAS TAKES MAXWELL DOWN WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE KNEE!!!

Stew-O: That dropkick had to hurt! Maxwell is down on his side as he lays in the center of the ring. Adam Lucas makes his way over to Maxwell and instantly stomps down onto that knee he dropkicked moments ago!! Maxwell clutches at the knee, but soon after, it’s Adam Lucas who performs a knee drop down onto the inside of Maxwell’s knee!! Maxwell has gone on to say that he’s bigger, stronger, more agile, faster, and all of the above than Adam Lucas is. It seems like in response, Adam Lucas wants to dissect Maxwell in order to make those advantages non-existent in this match.

Flannery McCoy: That is a smart strategy by the champion. And actually, look! It seems like he wants to keep the pressure on that leg, as he reaches down and grabs Maxwell’s right leg! Adam Lucas steps in and rotates his body.. Oh no.. ADAM LUCAS DROPS DOWN TO THE MAT AND HAS THE FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!

Stew-O: Maxwell is screaming in pain right now, as the pressure on his leg is increasing with every possible second that passes by!! Mr. DEDEDE gets in position to check on Maxwell. The second Maxwell taps out, DEDEDE will be right there to call this match!

Jake Mercer: Hopefully he’s the same way if Adam Lucas finds himself in a struggling position too.

Flannery McCoy: Don’t you understand, Jake? Mr. DEDEDE is out here to make sure that this match is as fair as it can be! He’s here so Maxwell doesn’t get his Insurgency buddies involved. He’s calling this straight down the middle even though his golden boy is competing in the match because he realizes how big this match for the EAW PURE championship is.

Stew-O: Maxwell is still locked in that figure four leg lock and we can see him freaking out in the center of the ring. Maxwell is clutching at his head tightly, as Adam Lucas begins to elevate his butt off of the ring mat!! Maxwell screams in pain in response!! For those that don’t know, the amount of pressure on the knee and leg is increased if the person performing the move raises their butt from off of the ground. It makes the move much tighter and more excruciating than it already is!!

Flannery McCoy: Mr. DEDEDE looks like he’s about ready to call this match, because Maxwell looks like he’s going to tap out at any moment! Wait no!! Look!! Maxwell is fighting the pain!! He’s reaching his arms out, and trying to reach the ropes!!

Jake Mercer: You can’t grab the ropes if you’re dead center in the middle of the ring. His arms aren’t that long.

Flannery McCoy: This is the rare occasion where you’re actually right Jake!

Jake Mercer: :wow:

Flannery McCoy: And I think Maxwell realizes how pointless it is for him to try and grab the ropes!! Instead, Maxwell uses whatever strength he can muster.. And.. MAXWELL TURNS OVER, AS ADAM LUCAS DOES THE SAME!! BOTH MEN ARE CHEST DOWN TO THE RING MAT, AND NOW THE PRESSURE IS REVERSED INTO ADAM LUCAS!! NOW IT’S ADAM LUCAS WHO IS IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN!!

Stew-O: And look at this. If you notice, Maxwell is pressing his chest up and raising his upper body off of the mat, and in return it’s adding more pressure onto Adam Lucas’s legs similar to how Lucas elevated his butt and increased the pressure on Maxwell moments ago!! Adam Lucas is screaming in pain right now, and we can clearly see Mr. DEDEDE getting in position to call this match if Lucas decides to tap out..

Flannery McCoy: But that’s not happening Stew!! Adam Lucas reaches down.. AND HE UNHOOKS THE FIGURE FOUR!!

Stew-O: Both of these men are down in the center of the ring. They’re both clutching at their knees, as they both scoot their way over to the side ropes at opposite ends of the ring. Adam Lucas is the first to reach up and grab the side ropes, as he uses them to assist him up to his feet. Maxwell is not too far behind, as he does the same at the other end of the ring. Adam, with a slight limp, begins to step his way over to Maxwell, as Maxwell stays holding onto the side rope.. Adam Lucas speeds up his step.. AND GOES FOR A DISCUS PUNCH RIGHT TO THE FACE OF MAXWELL!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!! MAXWELL DUCKS UNDER THE ARM, AS ADAM SPINS ALL THE WAY AROUND!! Maxwell now turns Adam around so that he faces him, kicks him in the abdomen, then pulls him in!! Maxwell then lifts Adam Lucas up into the air in a powerbomb position!! AND MAXWELL CHARGES TOWARDS THE CORNER AND SLAMS ADAM LUCAS BACK FIRST INTO THEM WITH A BUCKLE BOMB!!!

Stew-O: Maxwell drops down to his knee, as Adam Lucas falls to the canvas of the ring after that enormous amount of impact that he felt after hitting those turnbuckles hard! Maxwell rises back to his feet, and slowly makes his way over to the corner. He begins to climb his way up to the top rope, as Adam Lucas remains down in the ring! Maxwell has just made it to the top, and stares down at Adam Lucas. What does Maxwell have in mind here?!?

Jake Mercer: SWANTON BOMB BY MAXWELL!!

Flannery McCoy: IT CONNECTS!!! AND NOW MAXWELL IS HOOKING THE LEGS!! WE MAY HAVE A NEW PURE CHAMPION RIGHT HERE!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHH-

Stew-O: And there’s the kickout by Adam Lucas!! That’s an impressive kickout by Adam. He just had 230+ lbs drop directly into his mid-section. And on top of that, it seems like Mr. DEDEDE truly is calling this one down the middle, as he got into position to call that pin just as fast as any other official in this company.

Flannery McCoy: Adam is hurt, and Maxwell is well aware of that. The combination of the buckle bomb and swanton bomb definitely put a toll on the body of Lucas, and it shows in his facial expression, as his eyes are shut while he clutches at his midsection. Meanwhile, it’s Maxwell who rises up to his feet, and grabs Adam Lucas by the head and hair. He brings Lucas up to his feet.. AND CONNECTS WITH A BRUTAL EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT SENDS ADAM LUCAS FALLING BACK AGAINST THE SIDE ROPES!!! Adam is nearly knocked unconscious after that powerful strike, as he rebounds back towards Maxwell.. SCOOP POWERSLAM!!! MAXWELL JUST SLAMMED ADAM RIGHT BACK INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH TREMENDOUS FORCE!!! Maxwell goes for another pin!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRR-

Stew-O: And there’s another kickout by Adam Lucas!! Adam isn’t giving up that easily. This is his first defense as champion, and it’s against someone like Maxwell. Someone who has told him to his face that he doesn’t even deserve the belt!! If Adam were to get pinned, that would only be the cherry on top of all of Maxwell’s statements towards Adam.

Flannery McCoy: But you need to remember that Maxwell has something he’s fighting for as well. He has people saying things about him too, and he knows that tonight is his chance to shut everyone up, bring the PURE title back into the hands of Insurgency, and gain the respect that he feels that he deserves. This is a battle between two guys that desperately need this victory.

Stew-O: Maxwell looks down at Lucas, then back up at the corner turnbuckle. It seems like Maxwell intends on taking flight once again, as he makes his way over to the corner and begins to climb up to the top rope. Adam Lucas is still down, as Maxwell makes it to the top. Maxwell looks down at Adam Lucas, then pats his right elbow.. Oh no.. This can’t be good.. Maxwell leaps into the air!!! DIVING ELBOW DROP BY MAXW-

Jake Mercer: IT MISSES!!! ADAM LUCAS ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME, AS MAXWELL JUST CRASHED AND BURNED!! Maxwell clutches at his elbow after that painful landing!

Stew-O: Maxwell is down on his knees in pain, as we can see Adam Lucas rolling under the ring ropes and making his way onto the ring apron. Lucas reaches up and uses the ropes to help him up to his feet. Meanwhile, in the ring, Maxwell has just stood up to his feet. Adam pulls back on the top rope, and SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING TOWARDS MAXWELL!! SPRINGBOARD FLYING FOREARM BY ADAM LUCAS!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!!! MAXWELL COUNTERS WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF ADAM LUCAS!!! ADAM WAS CAUGHT IN MID-AIR WITH THAT KNEE STRIKE AND NOW HE’S DOWN!!!

Stew-O: Adam Lucas is clutching at his face, and kicking his legs up and down as that shot definitely caught him off guard! Maxwell is back in the driver’s seat, as he steps over to Adam Lucas, and.. HE GRABS ADAM LUCAS BY THE LEGS AND LOCKS IN A BOSTON CRAB!!!

Jake Mercer: The Boston Crab is locked in the center of the ring, as Adam Lucas’ spine looks like it’s only a few inches from snapping!! Maxwell is truly bringing it to the champion tonight, as he leans back and forces more pressure down onto the lower spine of the champion!! Adam is reaching his arms out, but he’s nowhere near the side ropes! He wants to get a rope break out of this, but it’s going to take a lot of work and effort to make that happen.

Flannery McCoy: Don’t doubt the amount of work that this man is willing to put in to succeed. This may be a hard task, but it’s definitely a task that Adam Lucas won’t shy away from. He’s going to take this challenge head on, because that’s not only the type of champion he is, that’s the type of person he is too!! Look!! He’s slowly crawling his way over to the ropes right now!! He’s still fighting to retain his belt!!

Stew-O: The amount of pain that he is going through. His lower back must be at its limit, but he’s fighting through the pain in order to inch himself closer to the ropes. The only alternative is to give up, and I don’t see Adam doing that anytime soon with the amount of determination being displayed on his face!! Maxwell continues to try to make this much harder for Adam Lucas, but it seems like Adam has gotten his forearms underneath him!! Adam elevates his chest off of the mat in order to take some of the pressure off of his back!! And now.. ADAM LUCAS IS ARMY CRAWLING TOWARDS THE ROPES!! HE’S MOVING MUCH FASTER AND ALMOST THERE!! HE REACHES HIS ARM OUT-

Flannery McCoy HE GRABS IT!!! ADAM LUCAS GRABS THE ROPES, AND MR. DEDEDE IS CALLING FOR A ROPE BREAK!!!

Jake Mercer: He might need to tell Maxwell twice, because Maxwell isn’t releasing that submission hold!! In fact, he’s applying even more pressure, and ends up forcing Adam’s chest back down onto the mat!! Adam Lucas screams in pain, but Mr. DEDEDE is there to step in and begin his referee count on Maxwell!

Mr. DEDEDE: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Fi-

Stew-O: And Maxwell releases the boston crab!! Maxwell steps away from Adam Lucas who looks absolutely broken right now. The Top Dollar steps towards Mr. DEDEDE and looks at him with a smirk on his face, because I think he’s starting to believe that the end is near!! Adam is still down, as Maxwell turns back towards him and grabs him. Maxwell lifts Adam up to his feet, and lifts him up into a fireman’s carry position!!

Flannery McCoy: We know what’s coming next!! Maxwell walks over to the center of the ring with Adam Lucas on his back, and he’s setting up for the Missing Fragment!!!

Stew-O: Wait a second!! Adam just delivered an elbow shot to the side of the head!! Another!! And another!! Maxwell’s knees buckle, as he drops down to his right knee!! It seems that the figure four and strikes to the knee earlier are playing a role in this right now!! Adam Lucas slips off of the back of Maxwell and gets behind the challenger! Maxwell slowly rises back to his feet.. BUT ADAM LUCAS LEAPS ON HIS BACK AND LOCKS IN A SLEEPER HOLD!!! ADAM LUCAS HAS A SLEEPER HOLD LOCKED IN ON MAXWELL RIGHT NOW IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!

Flannery McCoy: Adam Lucas is squeezing that sleeper hold with everything that he’s got!! He’s trying to put away Maxwell right here and now!! Maxwell is trying to pull Adam’s arms away and off of his head, but Adam has such a tight grip on the challenger!! Maxwell once again drops down to his knee, as it looks like he’s beginning to fade!! Mr. DEDEDE checks on him and it looks like the Chairman is about to see if Maxwell is-

Jake Mercer: Wait!! Maxwell fights back up to his feet! He isn’t unconscious!! Adam Lucas is still holding onto that sleeper hold tight, as Maxwell is barely able to stand back up!! Maxwell continues to try and break the hold.. BUT HE JUST DROPS BACK DOWN TO HIS KNEE!!!

Stew-O: AND NOW MAXWELL’S EYES ARE SHUT!! HE’S NOT MOVING!!! Mr. DEDEDE quickly checks on him, then lifts Maxwell’s right arm in the air.. DEDEDE then releases the arm.. AND IT DROPS DOWN!!!

Flannery McCoy: Mr. DEDEDE grabs the arm again, and raises it up.. He then releases it..

Stew-O: BUT MAXWELL STOP HIS ARM FROM DROPPING HALFWAY!! MAXWELL HAS HIS HAND BALLED UP INTO A FIST, AND FIGHTS UP TO HIS FEET!! He slowly rotates his body.. AND DELIVERS A MASSIVE BACK ELBOW TO THE MIDSECTION OF LUCAS!! ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!!! Adam Lucas finally releases the sleeper hold-

Jake Mercer: AND MAXWELL TURNS AROUND, KICKS ADAM LUCAS IN THE GUT, AND CONNECTS WITH A SNAP DDT RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! HE JUST PLANTED ADAM LUCAS’ HEAD STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE RING MAT!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!

Stew-O: These two have fought each other with everything they’ve got, and they continue to keep pushing each other to new limits! Maxwell is the first to make any progress, as he gets to his hands and knees. Soon after, it’s Adam Lucas who gets to his. Maxwell now up to his feet, as Adam Lucas is right there with him!! FOREARM TO THE FACE BY MAXWELL!!

Flannery McCoy: That shot spins Adam Lucas all the way around!! Maxwell then gets from behind Adam, and wraps his arms around him. What’s this.. Maxwell pulls on the arm.. RIPCORD ROLLING ELBOW!!! THAT’S THE MONEYMAKER BY MAXWELL!!!

Stew-O: BUT ADAM LUCAS DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE ARM!!! Maxwell runs to the ropes, and bounces back towards Adam Lucas..

Flannery McCoy: POP UP POWERBOMB BY ADAM LUCAS!!! IT CONNECTS, AS MAXWELL CRASHES HARD INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! ADAM DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEGS!!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Jake Mercer: WAIT NO!! MR. DEDEDE SEES MAXWELL’S BOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!!

Stew-O: I can’t believe what I just saw!! Maxwell managed to get his boot on the bottom rope after that Pop Up Powerbomb, and saved himself from losing this match! Adam Lucas can’t believe it!! He executed that powerbomb beautifully, but it didn’t result in the victory like so many other matches have ended after he hit that move.

Flannery McCoy: Adam Lucas works his way up to his feet, as he stares down at Maxwell. Adam stomps down onto Maxwell’s chest, then grabs him by the head. He brings Maxwell up to his feet, then delivers a mighty chop to the chest!! Another one!! And another!! Maxwell is brought back against the side ropes, as Adam Lucas irish whips Maxwell hard to the opposite end!!! Maxwell hits the ropes-

Jake Mercer: BUT HE DOESN’T REBOUND BACK!! MAXWELL GRABBED THOSE ROPES AND NOW HE’S LEANED UP AGAINST THEM AT THE OTHER END!!

Stew-O: Adam Lucas sees this, as he charges in at Maxwell with a running lariat!!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT MAXWELL COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! Adam Lucas gets launched over the top rope, but he grabs a hold of the ropes and ends up on his feet, behind Maxwell, and on the ring apron!!

Stew-O: BACK ELBOW TO THE STOMACH BY MAXWELL ONTO ADAM LUCAS!! Adam Lucas hangs onto that top rope, then connects with a forearm to the back of Maxwell’s head!! Maxwell turns around, and connects with a forearm shot of his own onto Adam Lucas!! Adam hangs on, then responds with another forearm shot!! And another!! Maxwell takes a few steps back towards the corner, as Adam lucas runs towards him from the ring apron.. AND CONNECTS WITH A STEP UP ENZUIGIRI FROM THE RING APRON ONTO MAXWELL INSIDE THE RING!!!

Flannery McCoy: Adam lands on the ring apron, as Maxwell is groggy in the ring!! He’s definitely seeing stars, as Adam gets back to his feet on the ring apron-

Jake Mercer: BUT MAXWELL STEPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT ONTO ADAM LUCAS THAT DROPS LUCAS DOWN FROM THE RING APRON ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! Maxwell instantly drops down to his hands and knees after connecting with that powerful punch!!

Stew-O: Maxwell connected with that punch off of pure instincts. Just like the rope break that saved him earlier, Maxwell was barely conscious, but it was instincts that managed to get him out of that sticky situation with Adam Lucas on the ring apron! That awareness just shows how bad Maxwell wants to walk out of this arena with the EAW PURE Championship wrapped around his waist!!

Flannery McCoy: Adam Lucas is still down at ringside. Meanwhile, it looks like Maxwell is ready to get back on to the attack, as he rolls under the bottom rope and makes his way to the outside of the ring. He walks over to Adam Lucas who has just gotten up to his hands and knees. Maxwell gets behind him and wraps his arms around his body.. DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX DOWN TO THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! MAXWELL AGAIN WITH ANOTHER BIG MOVE ON ADAM LUCAS!!

Mr. DEDEDE: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Five..

Stew-O: Adam Lucas was nearly broken in half after getting hit with that suplex. The ringside floor is very unforgiving, and although it’s padded, that doesn’t mean that the pain felt from taking a move like that will go away. Lucas clutches at his back in pain, as Maxwell steps over and lifts Lucas back up to his feet!! Maxwell then shoves Adam back against the edge of the ring!! KNIFE EDGE CHOP BY MAXWELL!! ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!!

Mr. DEDEDE: Six.. Seven.. Eight..

Flannery McCoy: Adam clutches at his chest, as Maxwell grabs Adam by the head and hair. He steps off to the side.. SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP BY MAXWELL!!! HE JUST SLAMMED ADAM’S HEAD AND BACK AGAINST THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH TREMENDOUS FORCE!!!

Mr. DEDEDE: Nine..

Stew-O: Maxwell quickly back to his feet, as he slides into the ring, then slides out to restart the count!

Jake Mercer: He could have beaten the champion just then!! There’s no way Adam would have beaten the count!!

Flannery McCoy: You do realize that Maxwell wouldn’t have won the title if he won by count out, correct? It wouldn’t make any sense for him to try and win it that way.

Jake Mercer: Well back in ROA Wrestl-

Flannery McCoy: No.

Stew-O: Maxwell makes his way over to Adam Lucas and stomps down into his midsection. Adam clutches at his stomach in pain, as he pops up to a seated position. Maxwell gets from behind Adam.. AND DELIVERS A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!

Mr. DEDEDE: One.. Two.. Three.. Four..

Flannery McCoy: Maxwell gets back to his feet, and reaches down to grab Adam. He brings Adam to his feet, and slides the champion into the ring. Maxwell then slides in shortly after, and hooks the legs!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRR-

Stew-O: KICKOUT BY ADAM LUCAS!!!

Flannery McCoy: Maxwell is upset!! He wanted to put this one away right there, and now he’s firing away with forearm shots!! They are all landing right onto the head of Adam Lucas!!

Stew-O: Maxwell now rises up to his feet, and brings Adam up with him. He grabs Adam by the arm, and irish whips him straight into the corner!! Adam crashes back first against the turnbuckles!! Maxwell sets himself up at the other end of the ring and charges in.. RUNNING BACK ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF ADAM LUCAS IN THE CORNER!!!!

Jake Mercer: NO!!! ADAM LUCAS DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE ARM, AS MAXWELL CRASHES BACK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!! Adam continues to run to the side ropes!! He bounces back.. STINGER SPLASH RIGHT INTO MAXWELL IN THE CORNER BY ADAM LUCAS!!

Flannery McCoy: Adam Lucas takes a step back and signals for Maxwell to step his way!! Maxwell is very groggy, and stumbles his way towards Adam Lucas.. POP UP POWERBOMB!!! IT CONNECTS AS ADAM SLAMS MAXWELL RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!

Stew-O: Adam Lucas gets up to his knees, and grabs Maxwell by the leg!! And now he’s dragging Maxwell to the center of the ring!! The Champion is making sure that he gets the job done this time!! AND ADAM LUCAS HOOKS THE LEGS!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell hits, as Adam Lucas rises up to his feet. Mr. DEDEDE hands Lucas the EAW PURE Championship, then raises Lucas’ arm in the air, as the fans cheer loudly.)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. AND STILL EAW PURE CHAMPION!!!! NEXT LEVEL!!! ADAM LUCAS!!!

Stew-O: What a match between these two Elitists. It was very back and forth, but in the end, it was the champion who came out on top!!

Flannery McCoy: And on top of that, Mr. DEDEDE called this one down the middle. He made sure Insurgency wasn’t here to cause a distraction or effect the match, and in return, we all received one hell of a PURE title match! Congratulations Adam on an impressive title defense!!

(Adam Lucas is seen standing on the top rope, as he raises his EAW PURE Title in the air. The crowd goes wild for the champion, as he celebrates his victory. Adam Lucas then steps down and turns towards Mr. DEDEDE.)

Stew-O: SPEAR!!! SPEAR MY MR. DEDEDE!!!!

Jake Mercer: MR. DEDEDE JUST SPEARED THE LIFE OUT OF ADAM LUCAS!!! THE CHAMPION IS DOWN, BUT WHY!?!

Flannery McCoy: AND LOOK AT THIS!!! Mr. DEDEDE isn’t done!! He slides out of the ring, and makes his way over to time keeper!! He grabs two steel chairs, and makes his way back into the ring!!

(Mr. DEDEDE places one chair underneath the head of Adam Lucas, then gets a tight grip on the other chair.)

Stew-O: This doesn’t look good at all!! Mr. DEDEDE raises the chair in his hands above his head!!!!! AND SLAMS IT DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF ADAM LUCAS!!! CON-CHAIR TO!!!!! ADAM’S HEAD JUST GOT SANDWICHED IN BETWEEN THE TWO STEEL CHAIRS!!!! ADAM IS BLOODY AND BUSTED OPEN!!! HE’S LIFELESS IN THE RING!!!!!

(Mr. DEDEDE reaches down and grabs the EAW PURE Championship. He looks at the belt, then drops it down onto the lifeless body of Adam Lucas.)

Stew-O: There are so many questions that need to be answered here, but the show must go on!!

(The screen shows Mr. DEDEDE standing over the lifeless body of Adam Lucas. He stares down at Adam, as the crowd boos heavily. The screen then fades to black.)

(The camera fades into Andre Walker backstage walking through the hallway with his New Breed Championship resting on his shoulder. He is making quite the commotion letting everyone know that he just defended his title, and what that means for his reign)

Andre Walker: Easy ass defense, I’m straight high stepping to the New Breed record.. Ay you see this you dumb bitch?

(Random employee with coffee in his hand turns around)

Employee: What?

Andre Walker: Bitch did I stutter?

(Andre slaps the coffee out of the mans hand, and it spills all over his pants, most likely giving him third degree burns)

Employee: Ahhhh! That coffee was for Veena! Shit, I’m going to be in so much trouble..

(The employee scampers away trying to get more coffee as quick as possible. Andre just rolls his eyes and progresses into StarrStan and Veenas office. They seem to be in conversation)

StarrStan: Veena I just don’t think it’s feasible. You act as if anything can be done just because you ask..

Veena Adams: Aw Starr.. I never ask, I tell you. It’s cute that you think that anything you say is actually relevant to any conversation we have. I just would really like you to know that you have no value to this company, and the only reason that you’re still here is because… Uh… Why are you still here?

StarrStan: Well… Oh Andre!

(Andre walks up to them with a cocky look, and glances over at his title)

Andre Walker: Now I know y’all can do better than that. I am the greatest New Breed Champion, and I just put a whooping on Lisa Wren. That’s the best we can do for competition for ya boy? Nah, that record is mine. I beat the last challenger for my title, and I am about to be put into the record books as THE greatest New Breed Champion. So you know what, say it with your chest Starr, tell me how great I am. Congratulate me on all my success; and engrave my name as an all time great. Go on.. I’m waiting.

Veena Adams: Hold o-

Andre Walker: Nah ain’t no more holding, I did the shit. I beat all the challengers, I showed the New Breed division begins, and ends with me, and that’s that. You paraded a bunch of bum ass challengers for this title, and I sent them all packing. I will continue to carry this title, until the end of time, and the record for longest reigning New Breed Champion will forever and always be known as Andre Walker.

StarrStan: We are very proud of you Andre; you did Dynasty very proud. You took on all challengers and showed why you’re one of the best young talents in EAW today. We would like to extend our gratification for your unwavering loyalty to Dynasty and being a pillar to the brand. We couldn’t have the success that we have without you carrying the title the way you have. So in a way, we should thank you Andre..

Andre Walker: You know I do appreciate the praise Boss man, and I will accept your thank you. You know it’s not easy being one of the biggest stars of the brand. It’s not easy being one of the most up and coming Elitists in EAW, it really takes special talent to not only talk shit, but actually back up everything you say. I’ve done that every single week, and I look on the horizon and I don’t even see anyone coming my way that I would even be worried about. Not that it matters, I already have the record, fuck else am I supposed to be worried about?

StarrStan: You know, you’re right. There’s only a handful of people that have a record such as yourself Andre! You know back when I was —

Veena Adams: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP.. Both of you shut the fuck up… Nobody wants to hear about your old war stories you old hack.. And Andre, you have a lot of gall coming in here and acting like you can just do whatever the fuck you wnat. We were literally in the middle of an important conversation; who the fuck do you think you are coming in here, and making me waste breath? All for this pointless charade…

Andre Walker: Fuck you on about?

Veena Adams: Who said you’re not defending your title before now and May 25th? You stupid fuck.

Andre Walker: I don’t need to, I already beat everyone; who the fuck is left? Nobody wants the smoke, I put everyones ass in a casket, and put them 6 ft under with their hopes and dreams.

Veena Adams: So you’re refusing to work? May only just started. You have an entire month to go before you have that record, and as far as I know, you have to do what I say. Do you not understand how a calendar works? You know I don’t want a lazy fuck as my New Breed Champion, it’s not very conducive to the success of this brand.

Andre Walker: You can send anyone my way, I don’t fucking care. You send in the Army, Navy, National Guard, I’ll whoop all their asses. You know why? Because I am the greatest New Breed Champion in history. And we both know you’re full of shit anyway, you know how historic my title reign is, and you wouldn’t want to lose ratings because someone subpar tried to take the reigns from me.

Veena Adams: I’m not letting you get a Mickey Mouse record. And seeing that you’re so confident that you can beat anyone, why don’t we put that to the test? I am going to make sure you earn that record. You’re not going to just coast until it’s handed to you; I want to make sure that you actually are “the best New Breed Champion of all time”. So at Battle of Egypt on May 22nd.. Which would be literally days before he would break the record.. Starr..

(Starr looks shocked)

StarrStan: Oh wow! You mean he didn’t do it already??? I thought he did! He convinced me.

Veena Adams: Fucking moron.. You Andre, are going to have to defend your title against 8 or 9 other Men! In a New Breed Gauntlet match!

Andre Walker: :comeagain: Hell naw, you shitting me? I have been carrying this brand on my back for months now! You can’t do this shit; you owe me!

Veena Adams: I don’t owe you anything you little shit, now get out of my office. Buh-bye!

(Andre pissed off, storms out of their office. Veena turns her attention back to StarrStan.)

StarrStan: Was that necessary? The young man has worked his ass off, and deserves the record. I really think we should reconsider this, and just let it go.

Veena Adams: We? You think WE should reconsider this? Starr you have been useless for as long as I’ve known about you existing. I have been doing your job for months, and now you want to make decisions? Just because we let you slide doing fuck all around here, doesn’t mean we can let Andre do nothing but sit on his ass. I mean of course you agree with that bum, because you see yourself as him. You wish you could get handouts all the time. Don’t act like you give a shit now because you see you at a young age getting shit he doesn’t deserve. The audacity of you ever questioning me. The audacity of you actually thinking you have the ability to disregard MY ruling.. You’re lucky I don’t get Charlie in here to kick your ass you waste of air… AND WHERE THE FUCK IS MY COFFEE!! I swear I can’t find good help anywhere… Move bitch.

(Veena pushes past StarrStan in search for her coffee. Starr looks around to make sure that Veena is in fact gone, before taking out his cellphone, and making a call)

StarrStan: Hello? Is this the Beloved Brother? …. Doc? Is he finally ready? …. Yeah I got some new business for you guys….

(Grand Rampage fades away from the area.)

(SCREEN BAR- BACKSTAGE IN THE MEDICAL ROOM AT THE GLOBAL LIFE FIELD IN ARLINGTON, TX.)

(With the EAW and their campaign to get everyone vaccinated on their roster to fight COVID-19 and the spread, along with the company’s commitment to make sure all their Elitists are safe around the fans that are starting to come back, there are several Elitists who are not in action tonight stand in line as the EAW Doctor is there to administer the first and second shot of the Pfizer Vaccine. We see some in line like Candice Blair, Alexis Chambers, Greg Voltaire, The Woogieman, Ashley Flores and Constance Blevins.)

Candice Blair: It is so important that what we are doing here for ourselves and society as a whole, there are too many non-vaxxers and the worst thing anyone can do is not go and get the vaccine, what is the alternative? Getting C OVID? We need to stand here united and do this together, doesn’t everyone want to hug and kiss their loved ones again? Randomly high five fans? Share a Margarita with your girlfriends? This is such an important step for us all and I commend the EAW for this, and since we are all going to Egypt soon, the conditions there are not like they are here, we need to all be protected, so give yourselves a round of applause for taking this next step during these troubling and uncertain times… I…

(She is quickly cut off.)

Alexis Chambers: No offense, but do you ever shut the fuck up?

Candice Blair: Alexis!? I am trying to rally people here and make them understand what an important step we are taking here!

Ashley Flores: You are so California.

Candice Blair: Hey! Disney Land just opened! Did you cry? I cried! A lot of us cried! Why!? It is happy times for all of us! Think about it for a moment! We are starting to get back to normal here! Aren’t you happy to get the vaccine?

Ashley Flores: I heard it has like bad side effects. Some people say you get blood clots, I heard some turn into lizards.

(There is an awkward silence in the room for a moment.)

The Woogieman: Side effects don’t bother the Woogieman, he was drinking orange juice, grainy stuff inside it, stuck it in Woogie’s white teeth….. Woogie flossed….

(Strawberry Steve tilts his head.)

Strawberry Steve: :francis:

Alexis Chambers: That’s called pulp.

The Woogieman: Woogie pulp anybody to the ground.

Greg Voltaire: Use Dental Floss.

The Woogieman: Floss the dental all the time.

Greg Voltaire: Right. What is taking so long!? I have…. Hmmmm…. Strawberry Steve and the BBB Bhampionship….

(Strawberry Steve slowly turns around, the two stare at one another for a hot minute.)

Constance Blevins: Not here, this is a Medical room.

Alexis Chambers: Why are you even here? Bethany already vaccinated you.

Constance Blevins: I don’t know what she gave me, probably a placebo, so I am here to make sure I have the right vaccine, besides it is mandatory by EAW or I wouldn’t be here.

Candice Blair: Don’t be a non-vaxxer Con….

Constance Blevins: Candice, seriously, shut up.

(Candice rolls her eyes and turns back around whispering in Alexis ear, even though Alexis clearly doesn’t care, and has some issues with Candice right now anyway.)

Candice Blair: What a bitch.

Alexis Chambers: Please don’t speak to me.

Constance Blevins: I heard that.

(As the Elitists wait their turn, one by one they walk in and get their shot. Candice walks out with a smile on her face, Ashely rubs her arm in pain, Strawberry Steve doesn’t have a care in the world, behind him Greg Voltaire has tears in his eyes, it hurt. Woogieman strutting out like he just became Captain America… John Walker of course. Alexis is next, Constance is right behind her.)

Constance Blevins: I hope your girlfriend knows the mistake she made when attacking me.

Alexis Chambers: I hope you know the mistake you made going to her Private Practice off the wrestling clock and getting physical with her at Bethany’s Doctor’s office. That was the mistake. You should not have done that.

Constance Blevins: It’s a shame really, she is not in the Grand Rampage card this year, especially when Super Darcy made an ass out of her last year, I’m sure that really stung for her.

(Alexis turns around, both women staring at each other nose to nose.)

Alexis Chambers: I wouldn’t be acting so brash and cocky right now Connie, she wants that belt, that is the first of two steps to make up for what happened last Grand Rampage. The first she takes the title, and then? Count your lucky stars you are not step 2.

Constance Blevins: She will not even get to step one and when…

(But as Constance is talking, the EAW Doctor steps out of the room and invites Alexis Chambers in.)

EAW Doctor: Alright Alexis, you are next.

Alexis Chambers: Thanks Doc.

(The two ladies again give each other a stare before Alexis goes inside the room and the door closes. After a few minutes, Alexis walks back out, passes Constance who holds the Specialists Championship proud, they give each other a stare before Alexis leaves, the Doctor then comes out and holds the door open for Constance.)

EAW Doctor: Alright Champ, you are the last in line, I need to get some more gauze. I’ll be back in two seconds, please make yourself comfortable.

Constance Blevins: Thank you Doc.

(The Doctor steps out, Constance sits down, she quietly waits for a moment before suddenly…)

Constance Blevins: OWWW! A little warning Doc!

(She turns around to see Dr. Bethany Blue standing there with an empty syringe, her eyes widen as she tries to get up but Bethany grabs her by the hair and throws her off the chair and to the floor. Nurse Goldstein walks in, closes the door, locks it and stands guard allowing no one in as the EAW Doctor and his nurses, officials tries to open it, the Amazon folds her arms and smiles watching them try to open the door. Constance starts to slowly get up, starting to feel very dizzy and woozy, her eyes are starting to blur as Bethany stands in front of her.)

Dr. Bethany Blue: This was never personal! This was simply business, that is it! I liked you! I respected you! I am friends with your former tag team champion partner, and she is one of my patients! I could have helped you, but no! This was about the title, that was IT! I didn’t care if you wanted to come and retaliate, that is part of the game, but noooooooooooooo! You had to be all big bad One-Eyed Great Pirates Blevins Connie and walk into MY Private Practice! My Place of Work as a Doctor where I save lives and after I vaccinated you which I do not understand why you are even here, think it was a good idea to attack me!? You even broke my Keurig, you bitch!

(Bethany kicks Constance in the midsection while Blevins is trying to stand up, she lets out a huge moan and groan. Bethany is there, her baby brown eyes glaring fire and disdain, fists clenched. Constance then tries to stand, lunging at Bethany who moves out of the way. There is fight in Constance as she gets back up and lunges one more time, but Bethany gets out of the way then picks her up and throws Constance across the medical table crashing into the wall and on the floor.)

Dr. Bethany Blue: Then you want to bring up last Grand Rampage? You want to tease and make fun of me for what happened last year!? It wasn’t bad enough I am not even on the goddamn card, yet seeing less deserving, but the silver lining is I get a chance at the Specialists Championship in Egypt because I MADE IT HAPPEN! Now you’re on my clock Constance, you are on borrowed time and there is nothing that I am going to enjoy more than to watching you see me holding up that Specialists Championship over my head and carry it into Pain For Pride!

(Constance still with fight, grabs on to Bethany’s leg, she looks down at her fallen opponent at Battle For Egypt, she could hear everyone trying to break down the door. Finally Constance rolls over, barely conscious obviously given a sedative, she could be heard whispering something as Bethan leans in.)

Constance Blevins: W…. watch…… your….. back…….bitch…..

(Bethany starts to laugh, before dropping to her knee and taking off her Louboutin heel, grabbing Constance and raising her head by the long black locks.)

Dr. Bethany Blue: Before you finally go to sleep, I want to leave this little memory in your mind. I don’t care if you come after me, do your worst, but you made this personal and so, always remember that right now, I can take your other eye and you’ll need a seeing eye dog moving forward.

(Bethany grabs the pointy heel and drives it into Constance’s good eye, she starts to barely scream some when Bethany stops, pulling the heel away and shaking her head.)

Dr. Bethany Blue: No…. no…. no…. no. I am not going to make you blind, matter of fact, I want you to watch every single moment of me becoming the Specialists Champion.

(With a thud, Bethany drops Constance’s head as she finally goes out. The Good Doctor stands back up, slips on her heel and grabs the EAW Specialists Championship that is on the floor, holding it up for a moment, the shine of the belt catching her eye before dropping it on Constance’s body. She turns and nods, Nurse Goldstein opens the door, and everyone rushes to Constance aid, Bethany and Nurse Goldstein walk out, not even turning around. She walks by Alexis and winks, who in turn brandishes her a smile as the camera fades to black.)

(Grand Rampage fades to the next match graphic of the night.)

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(Inside the ring stands Bella Braxton, a smile on her face and a microphone in hand as she prepares to announce the next match!)

Bella Braxton: The following match is a singles match scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Universal Women’s Championship!!!

(“ME” by Taylor Swift feat. Brendon Urie begins to play and the crowd instantly ignites into boos as Veena comes parading out with a smirk on her face.)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first, the challenger… from Greenwich, Connecticut… weighing 128 pounds… VEEEEENNNNNNAAAA AAAADDDDDDAAAAAAMMMMMMSSSS!!!!!

James Peters: Veena awarded herself a Universal Women’s Championship and while plenty of people disagree with her being in this spot for plenty of reasons – whether that’s making the lives of women in the women’s division hell, trying to hold them back, firing them, trying to injure them and put them on the shelf, I mean really I could go on.

Rich Russillo: The point is, people are questioning Veena’s motives and whether or not she should seriously be considered to be in line to be the face of the women’s division!

Persephone: I mean, I’m not sure why? No one wants to say it but I’ll say what we’re all thinking: Veena’s a goddess who deserves this! Unlike all these other sluts in EAW, Veena doesn’t feel the need to try to go after World Titles belonging to men – whores like Ms. Extreme and Minerva should take note and know to stay the fuck out of Rex’s way.

James Peters: …..Anyways.

(Veena enters the ring and takes the time to pose, mocking the crowd before turning to face the stage as “Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea begins to play! Darcy comes out to a positive reception from the crowd and with the Universal Women’s Championship around her waist, Darcy starts down the ramp!)

Bella Braxton: Next, from Kent, United Kingdom… weighing 130 pounds… she is the current Universal Women’s Champion…. “The Leading Lady” DAAAARRRRRCCCCCYYYYYY MAAAAYYYY MOOORRRRGAAAAANNNNN!!!

Rich Russillo: We’ve seen Darcy and Veena cross paths a number of times ever since it was announced that Veena had her sights set on the Universal Women’s Championship, but things quickly became heated when Veena took a cheap shot on Darcy!

James Peters: Veena’s cost Darcy matches and Darcy of course had to retaliate, but above all else, Darcy has made one thing clear and that’s that she’s not about to fall victim to Veena’s abuse!

Persephone: That’s easier said than done, James, because Veena is more than ready to turn the tables on bitches that think they can defy her in literally any way. Just watch and see what happens here!

(Darcy makes her way into the ring and unstraps the championship from around her waist, raising it up as she and Veena get into a war of words unheard over the music! Veena shoves Darcy only to be shoved back, and the referee quickly intervenes to separate them before taking the Universal Women’s Championship and passing it off to ringside as he calls for the bell!)

(DING! DING! DING!)

James Peters: This match is underway- AND THESE TWO ARE RIGHT AFTER EACH OTHER FROM THE VERY START, TRYING TO GET THE UPPER HAND VERY EARLY ON!!

Rich Russillo: DARCY’S SWINGING ON VEENA AND VEENA’S SWINGING AT DARCY; THIS PAST FEW WEEKS HAVE ALL BEEN BUILDING UP TO THIS!! AND THEY BOTH KNOW THAT THE OTHER ISN’T COMING TO PLAY ANY GAMES!!!

Persephone: HA! QUEEN VEENA JUST RAKED DARCY’S EYES – WHAT A SMART MOVE BY SUCH A LEGEND!! 😍

James Peters: AND VEENA QUICKLY FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A BACK HEEL TRIP, SENDING DARCY TO THE MAT! BUT DARCY HAS A HOLD OF VEENA’S HAND A KIPS UP BACK TO HER FEET! VEENA’S CAUGHT OFF GUARD AS DARCY QUICKLY SPRINGS UP TO HER FEET!! DARCY TWISTING UNDER THE ARM AND SHE ENDS UP BEHIND VEENA!!

Rich Russillo: DARCY’S SETTING UP “THE CURTAIN CALL”!!! DARCY’S ABOUT TO END THIS AS SOON AS IT GETS STARTED!!! VEENA IS FLAILING AND TRYING TO GET OUT HER GRASP BUT DARCY LIFTS VEENA UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS FROM BEHIND-

Persephone: BUT VEENA THANKFULLY BREAKS FREE AND GETS DOWN!!! Darcy whirls around as fast as she can because she knows Veena’s a threat and- VEENA SLAPS DARCY AS SOON AS SHE TURNS AROUND :mjlol:!!! Veena proves she’s literally that bitch by nearly knocking Darcy off her feet with that slap alone and she rightfully takes the time to gloat about it in Darcy’s face, telling Darcy she’s about to end her shitty fucking reign :wow:!!!

James Peters: But look at the angered expression on Darcy’s face as she turns her head back to Veena, and now Veena looks like she knows she’s made a huge mistake! Veena starts backing up as Darcy starts coming at her and now Veena starts running, hightailing it from the ring!

Rich Russillo: However, that hasn’t deterred Darcy as she’s in hot pursuit of the challenger! Veena takes off running around the corner of the ring just as Darcy rolls out the ring from under the bottom rope, and Veena rounds another corner with Darcy looking like she might be catching up!

Persephone: Veena rolls back into the ring and Darcy is just behind her trying to do the same- but Veena comes down with a knee drop as soon as Darcy rolled inside! Ugh, her mind :wow:!!!! Veena strikes with fast and repeated knee drops, bringing us that much closer to a Universal Women’s Champion finally worth respecting because God knows its history is abysmal. This British bitch, Minerva, Serena, Kassidy, and that psycho maid who never leaves from mine and Rex’s house 🤢

Rich Russillo: You mean Raven? :mjpls:

Persephone: Huh? What? Am I supposed to know what the fuck that is?

James Peters: Veena ends that attack with a swift kick to the ribs, but she doesn’t look to end there, as she ruthlessly drags the champion by her hair back to the middle of the ring and to her knees before slamming her face-first to the mat! Darcy has no time to react as Veena snatches her up by her hair and does this a second time!

Rich Russillo: The referee comes over reprimanding Veena for her actions just now and warning her to stay off the hair, but it couldn’t be anymore obvious that Veena couldn’t care less! She pushes right past the referee to get her hands back on Darcy and slings Darcy’s neck over the bottom rope to come to stand on the back of her neck, crushing Darcy’s throat with the rope!

Persephone: Darcy’s flailing like an idiot trying to push Veena off of her but it’s literally no use because Veena has a strong hold on the top rope, effectively driving her heels down into her neck! The referee starts counting again but I don’t know why when it’s all in the name of Veena being the one to bring the women’s division some worthwhile attention 🤷‍♀️

James Peters: Who the hell’s trying to see that? :comeagain:

Persephone: Let’s be honest, anyone hating on Veena either lacks taste or they’re inbred – in some cases, it’s definitely gotta be both. No names. Rich.

Rich Russillo: Now why am I in it? :skip:

James Peters: Veena allows that ring official’s count to get dangerously close to five before finally coming off of the Universal Women’s Champion, and Darcy clutches at her throat while using her other hand to pull herself up with the ropes- UNTIL VEENA GRABS HER FROM BEHIND AND THROWS HER FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!!

Rich Russillo: DARCY CRASHES TO THE MAT, GETTING DROPPED ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND NECK OFF THAT GERMAN SUPLEX!! DARCY GRABS AT HER HEAD BUT VEENA FORCES HER SHOULDERS DOWN INTO A COVER!!!

Referee: OOONNNNEEEE!!!

Referee: TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!

James Peters: Darcy gets a shoulder up in time to break the count, but fortunately, the champion still has fight left in her!

Persephone: “Fortunately”? This biased commentary coming from you is literally so fucked right now, I’m not sure how you even have a job.

James Peters: We have to listen to you openly cheer and fantasize about a married man every time we have a damn show to do :skip:

Rich Russillo: And right in front of me, too. All I know is pain. :mjcry:

James Peters: Veena isn’t put off by Darcy kicking out in the slightest, in fact, I’d say that smirk on her face says she’s happy about it but what does that mean for Darcy?! Veena gets a handful of hair to snapmare Darcy to the mat, following up with an immediate kick across the back of the skull before throwing herself down with a forearm to the same spot!

Rich Russillo: Ever since Veena baited Darcy into chasing her after that slap, Veena’s been in control of the match! Veena wraps the seated Darcy May Morgan up in a headlock and she’s got the crowd booing her, but that’s just proving to be motivation for continuing to wear the defending champion down with accompanying elbows to Darcy’s shoulder.

Persephone: Good! Maybe throughout all this she’ll learn to stay down and just let Veena win; honestly, Darcy should just tap out right now and give up so that this can be done with since we’ve still got Rex’s victory in the Grand Rampage Match itself to get to 😄

James Peters: Darcy won’t be doing such a thing, but she’ll definitely be fighting back! Darcy begins pushing herself up while Veena continues to have her hold applied- AND DARCY FINDS HERSELF GETTING THROWN DOWN BY HER HAIR!!

Rich Russillo: VEENA IGNORES THE REFEREE BESIDE HER, OPTING TO PUT ALL HER FOCUS INTO STOMPING THE HELL OUT OF DARCY! DARCY IS ON THE MAT TRYING TO COVER UP TO TRY TO BLOCK THEM BUT SHE HAS NO SUCH LUCK IN FINDING A REPRIEVE!!

James Peters: Veena only puts a stop to the assault as she gets Darcy up and whips her over into a corner of the ring, before running to go after Darcy- DARCY COMES OUT THE CORNER WITH A HUGE LARIAT TO STRIKE VEENA DOWN!!!

Rich Russillo: Darcy gets herself up to find Veena, getting her hands on her before Veena can do anything else- A SNAP SUPLEX BY DARCY! VEENA GETS THROWN TO THE MAT, COMING DOWN AND COLLIDING ON HER BACK! DARCY LOOKS TO KEEP HER ADVANTAGE THOUGH AND DOESN’T RELEASE, INSTEAD TURNING OVER WITH A HOLD STILL ON VEENA AND VEENA ADAMS GETS TAKEN FOR A RIDE AT THE HANDS OF THE CHAMPION, WHO LIFTS HER UP- A BRAINBUSTER!!!

Persephone: EEEEWWWWWW!!! AND THESE FANS ARE CHEERING HOW DARCY JUST WENT AND DROPPED THE NEXT UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION ON HER HEAD?! Poor Veena. I’m pretty disgusted with the way people respond to Veena getting beat up, I’m not gonna lie. Veena rolls to the ropes clearly in need of a break so that she can get herself together, but I doubt that bitch Darcy is going to show the queen any courtesy- AND I’M RIGHT BECAUSE DARCY JUST STRUCK HER IN THE FACE WITH A KNEE STRIKE!

James Peters: DARCY PULLS HER AWAY FROM THE ROPES BUT VEENA THROWS A PUNCH, CATCHING DARCY MAY MORGAN IN THE FACE TO DEFEND HERSELF! VEENA GETS IN A FEW MORE STRIKES BUT DARCY BATTLES BACK, THROWING A HUGE RIGHT THAT CLOBBERS VEENA IN THE FACE! Veena gets sent stumbling back in surprise but she still sees Darcy coming and swings- BUT DARCY CATCHES THE ARM AND PULLS HER IN! SHE KICKS OFF THE ROPES BEHIND HER AND PLANTS VEENA WITH A TORNADO DDT!!

Rich Russillo: A TIMELY COUNTER BY THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION, SPIKING VEENA ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD!! VEENA ENDS UP SPRAWLED OUT ON THE CANVAS AND DARCY TURNS OVER TO MAKE THE PIN ON VEENA!!!

Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!

Referee: TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!

Persephone: Veena gets her shoulder up :blessed:!!! Honestly, anyone thinking that’d ever be enough to put her away is literally insane. I’m not sure why people are so against her winning the Universal Women’s Title anyway, she’d definitely bring some life to the women’s division; maybe then we’d get Ms. Extreme to focus on her just so she can lose and stop trying to stab Rex with a knife like the psycho cunt she is 🙄

James Peters: Other than Charlie Marr and Jake Mercer from Friday Night Dynasty, you won’t be finding too many allies to support you when it comes to Veena. Having described Veena as being cancerous, Darcy is going to do everything within her power to make sure that the Universal Women’s Championship doesn’t end up falling into Veena’s hands.

Rich Russillo: But Veena did promise Captain Charisma that she’d see to it that Dynasty had the better line-up over Voltage going into Pain for Pride, and doing so by headlining a World Championship match as a part of that plan after winning here could prove to be a motivating factor :lupe:!!!

James Peters: Darcy aims to further ensure a Universal Women’s Championship match that sees Veena walking in with the title doesn’t become a reality, by delivering a stomp to the face! Veena turns over to try to cover herself but finds herself in a vulnerable position as Darcy comes down with a boot on the back of her repaired neck; she said she’d have no problem reinjuring Veena if came down to it and we just might see it happen here live!

Rich Russillo: The champ hits another stomp before a knee drop to the head, and then flipping over into a bridging chinlock! Darcy pulls back on Veena’s head and brings Veena’s neck into an uncomfortable position, Veena screaming as Darcy only tightens the hold!

Persephone: This is literally so sick and twisted; Darcy could end Veena’s career before she ever even gets to win her first title! It’s totally a coward move by Darcy but after she gave Holly and Mary a win over Veena, I can’t say I’m surprised.

James Peters: But maybe we’re witnessing just how serious Veena is about trying to win this as she starts trying to drag her way to the ropes! Darcy has yet to let go but that’s not stopping Veena, and Veena trying to make a move for the ropes isn’t causing Darcy to relent! Veena pulls at Darcy’s hands in an effort to try to force a break but I’m not so sure that’ll do it-

Rich Russillo: VEENA STARTS BITING DARCY’S FINGERS :damn:?!?!?!

James Peters: DARCY FINALLY LETS GO BUT SHE’S GOT TO FREE HER HANDS FROM VEENA’S TEETH! THE CHAMPION SHOUTS AND THE RING OFFICIAL FINALLY UNDERSTANDS WHAT’S HAPPENING, AND VEENA IS WARNED ABOUT HER UNSIGHTLY AND ILLEGAL COUNTER!

Persephone: A resourceful queen, yup! 😌 Darcy gets up looking pissed that Veena would even go there, but she’s honestly had it coming for all the shit she dared to speak about Veena in the first place! Veena makes it to the ropes and Darcy comes running at her, only for Veena to lift her out onto the apron! Veena goes to punch the absolute shit out of Darcy- FUCK! DARCY BLOCKS IT AND KICKS HER THROUGH THE ROPES!

Rich Russillo: DARCY GRABS VEENA’S HAIR FROM OUTSIDE THE RING AND TAKES HER OVER INTO THE CORNER, SMASHING HER FACE OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! ONCE, TWICE- A TOTAL OF FIVE TIMES!! VEENA TRIES TO TURN AWAY BUT DARCY PULLS HER BACK TOWARD HERE INTO THE ROPES FOR A SITOUT HOTSHOT!!!

James Peters: VEENA’S HEAD AND NECK SNAP OFF THE TOP ROPE BEFORE SHE COLLAPSES ON THE MAT, AND DARCY ENTERS BACK INTO THE RING! Darcy quickly hoists Veena up and puts her into position by laying her across the middle turnbuckle- AND NOW DARCY SPRINGS UP OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE INTO A DOUBLE KNEE DROP-

Rich Russillo: SHE MISSES! DARCY PLUMMETS DOWN TO THE CANVAS AT FULL SPEED AND ONTO HER KNEES! VEENA PULLED HERSELF THROUGH AND OUT ONTO THE APRON! AND NOW VEENA WITH A WRECKING BALL DROPKICK THROUGH THE ROPES KNOCKS DARCY OUT THROUGH THE ROPES ON OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!!

Persephone: The next Universal Women’s Champion comes around the post as Darcy’s trying to bring herself to stand- BUT VEENA LEAPS OFF AND GETS DARCY IN THE FACE WITH A FLYING KNEE STRIKE!! VEENA DRILLS HER KNEE RIGHT INTO DARCY’S FACE AND DARCY GETS KNOCKED TO THE GROUND! VEENA IS LITERALLY SO BRAVE 😭

James Peters: Her attitude is shitty as hell and it certainly won’t be winning the EAW Universe over any time soon, but Veena has had top-class training and for this to be as important as she’s made it out to be, I can’t say I’d want to be Darcy right now!

Rich Russillo: Veena gets to her feet and grabs Darcy- LIFTING HER UP AND TOSSING HER RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!! VEENA LETS DARCY FLY INTO THAT UNMOVING GUARDRAIL AND DARCY DROPS IN A HEAP RIGHT THERE AT RINGSIDE!! Darcy forces herself to try to get up- BUT NOW VEENA CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE SMASH WITH DARCY’S HEAD AGAINST THE BARRICADE! VEENA’S KNEE COLLIDES WITH THE SIDE OF DARCY’S HEAD AND DARCY’S HEAD GETS SQUASHED!!

James Peters: AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, VEENA HOLDS ONTO THE BARRICADE TO KEEP HER KNEE PRESSED TO DARCY’S HEAD, AS SHE’S GOT NOWHERE TO GO! THE RING OFFICIAL IS CALLING FOR VEENA TO BRING THE ACTION BACK INTO THE RING BUT THE REFEREE MIGHT AS WELL BE TALKING TO A WALL RIGHT NOW!!

Referee: OOONNNNEEE!

Referee: TTTTWWWOOO!

Referee: TTTHHHRRREEE!

Persephone: Veena lets up even though I don’t think she should have, and takes Darcy up by her ratty hair before running her back-first into the apron! The referee once again demands that Veena get into the ring but our queen has other plans, as she takes Darcy to the corner- BOUNCING HER FACE OFF THE POST!! HA! I LOVE IT!!

Referee: FOOOUUUURRR!

Referee: FIIIIIIVVVVVVEEE!

James Peters: Veena lifts Darcy up onto the apron near the corner and now grabbing hold of an arm on either side of the ring post- VEENA PULLS DARCY HEAD-FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST!! DARCY ISN’T MOVING AT ALL, BUT VEENA TAKES IT A STEP FURTHER AS SHE YANKS HER FORWARD, CAUSING DARCY’S SHOULDER TO COLLIDE WITH THE POST!!

Rich Russillo: VEENA IS ALL SMILES AS THE REFEREE STARTS A COUNT FOR A DISQUALIFICATION AND ALL DARCY CAN DO IS LET IT HAPPEN AS SHE HAS NO WAY OUT OF THIS!!!

James Peters: Veena wisely releases the champion knowing she can’t win via disqualification, but that doesn’t stop the official from getting on her for pushing the count once again! Veena brushes him off and rolls into the ring, dragging Darcy away from the apron to make the pin!

Referee: OOOOONNNNNNEEEEE!!!

Referee: TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!

Referee: TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEE-

Persephone: This bitch would have the audacity to kick out, not only preventing a new champion but delaying Rex’s win just that much longer :noah:!!! This is an actual crime against humanity and I’m the one who’s having to suffer!

James Peters: I don’t think there’s any doubt that Darcy wants to avoid being the one who has to say that she lost her championship just before Pain for Pride, let alone be the one who Veena got her first title off of after all they’ve been through over the weeks. Plus, could you imagine how obnoxious Ad Infinitum would be holding the World Heavyweight Championship and Universal Women’s Championship?!

Rich Russillo: Charlie might be Dynasty’s problem now but stop before you speak a Veena victory existence 🤢

Persephone: Yeah, that troll-looking motherfucker Charlie can rot in the fieriest pit of hell for screwing Rex over last season. We are Veena stans and Veena stans ONLY!

Rich Russillo: Who the hell is “we”? :wtf:

James Peters: Meanwhile, Veena’s made it no secret that she’s disagreeing with the referee’s count, arguing with him for a moment before settling on a glare. She goes back to Darcy, clubbing her over the head before dropping down into a vicious set of elbow strikes!

Rich Russillo: Those are trained shots to the head that are gonna have Darcy in all kinds of trouble; getting pulled head-first into the ring post definitely isn’t doing her any favors!

Persephone: Veena’s made it a point that she wants to teach Darcy a lesson, but I think it’s been made at this point. She drags Darcy up in a headlock while raising her knees into the current champion before raising Darcy up and hanging her over the top rope- AND SHE TAKES OFF INTO THE ROPES TO THE SIDE, COMING BACK WITH A DROPKICK TO KNOCK DARCY BACK DOWN!

James Peters: DARCY GETS KNOCKED DOWN TOWARD THE CORNER AND VEENA SETS HER UP IN THE TURNBUCKLES, PULLING DARCY’S ARM AROUND THE TOP ROPE WHILE SHE’S GOT HER FOOT AGAINST THE SHOULDER! DARCY TRIES TO PUSH HER AWAY TO NO AVAIL AND SHE’S ALL BUT HELPLESS AS THE REFEREE CAN ONLY START ANOTHER COUNT!

Rich Russillo: VEENA FINALLY LETS GO BUT THE DAMAGE MAY ALREADY BE DONE! She backs away with her hands raised before five, a smirk on her face before she starts attacking Darcy with kicks and stomps in the corner! But wait! Darcy isn’t about to let her off easy as she starts trying to fight her way out the corner!

James Peters: Darcy’s doing the best she can after all she’s been through but Veena manages to fend her off with a push kick, sending the champion back into ropes and she springs forward back toward Veena, WHO GRABS DARCY INTO A HEADLOCK ON THE REBOUND!!

Persephone: “A DARK TURN”!! A SPINNING HEADLOCK ELBOW DROP FROM VEENA PUTS DARCY DOWN AND VEENA REACHES OVER TO GRAB THE LEG, THE REFEREE SLIDING DOWN INTO POSITION TO MAKE THE COUNT!!

Referee: OOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!

Referee: TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!

Referee: TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEE!!!

James Peters: Darcy kicks out! And there’s frustration forming on the face of Veena, and if she’s letting Darcy’s resilience get to her like this, she surely won’t be enjoying the longer this match stretches out!

Rich Russillo: She gave herself this match seemingly under the impression that she knew what she was in for, but it was just last year here at Grand Rampage when Darcy had her shoulder dislocated and she popped it back into place herself!

Persephone: Don’t get me started on that Super Darcy bullshit 🙄 If it had been Veena doing that, it wouldn’t have ended how it did and she’s already been a victim of Veena practically breaking her arm once, and I know she’ll go there again if she has to!

James Peters: Veena stomps down on Darcy as she gets back to her feet, using the top rope for leverage as she grinds the heel of her boot down against Darcy’s head and face! Veena’s made it clear so far that she’ll stop at almost nothing to achieve a victory tonight, and as she starts climbing the turnbuckles, it’d be hard to tell her that looks to be far off!

Rich Russillo: Veena gets to the top turnbuckle and comes to stand to her feet! Veena motions around her waist for the Universal Women’s Championship while looking down at Darcy! AND NOW A “TWISTED VEENA”!!! VEENA FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND COMES DOWN ONTO DARCY!!!

James Peters: RIGHT DOWN ONTO DARCY’S KNEES!! DARCY GETS HER KNEES UP IN TIME AND VEENA GETS TWO KNEES TO THE GUT!! VEENA BOUNCES RIGHT OFF OF DARCY’S KNEES AND TO THE MAT, CLUTCHING AT HER STOMACH AND DARCY BUYS HERSELF A MOMENT OF TIME!!!!

Rich Russillo: Veena shoves the referee away as he asks her if she’s okay and she forces herself up, looking infuriated that she’s just been countered! Veena struggles to sit up but she does it anyway to get over to Darcy, grabbing her by her hair to sit her up-

Persephone: AND VEENA GETS SLAPPED ACROSS THE FACE?! RUDE! VEENA LOOKS RIGHTFULLY PISSED AND GETS HER HANDS AROUND DARCY’S THROAT, SHE’S GONNA CHOKE THIS SLUT OUT :blessed:!!! BUT DARCY ROLLS AND BREAKS FREE, STARTING TO PUNCH DOWN AT VEENA AND VEENA IS STRUGGLING TO COVER UP!!

James Peters: VEENA COUNTERS BY ROLLING OVER AS WELL, MANAGING TO GET IN AND SEND SEVERAL STIFF PUNCHES TOWARD DARCY’S FACE!! THE REIGNING CHAMPION HAS TO WATCH THOSE STRIKES! BUT DARCY ROLLS OVER- AND THEY FALL OUT THE RING!!

Rich Russillo: The two women hit the floor with a thud, but Veena is the first to move with Darcy starting to get up after her, Veena making her way over to get Darcy-

James Peters: BUT DARCY LIFTS HER UP INTO A FLAPJACK INTO THE APRON!! VEENA’S FACE GETS DROPPED INTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING AND SHE STUMBLES AWAY BUT DARCY ISN’T DONE! DARCY ON THE OUTSIDE GETS HER FROM BEHIND WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG TO TAKE VEENA DOWN!!

Rich Russillo: VEENA STRUGGLES BUT MAKES THE EFFORT TO TRY TO GET HERSELF UP, BUT DARCY HAS HER FIRST! DARCY LIFTING VEENA FROM THE GROUND AND NOW A WHEELBARROW SUPLEX OUT HERE ON THE FLOOR!! THE REFEREE INSIDE THE RING ONCE AGAIN HAVING TO MAKE A CALL FOR THEM TO GET BACK IN THE RING!

James Peters: MUCH LIKE VEENA, DARCY IS CHOOSING NOT TO HEAR IT! DARCY LIFTS VEENA AFTER DROPPING HER ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND SHE WHIPS VEENA INTO THE STEPS!! VEENA HITS THE STEPS AND COLLAPSES DOWN AGAINST THEM- DARCY WITH A METEORA!! THE BACK OF VEENA’S HEAD GETS DRIVEN INTO THE STEPS AND SHE GETS TWO KNEES TO THE FACE ON TOP OF IT!!! AND THE REFEREE STARTS A COUNT AS THEY’RE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!

Referee: OOONNNEEE!!!

Referee: TTTWWWOOO!!!

Referee: TTTHHHHRRRREEE!!!

Persephone: Ugh, this is awful! This match was supposed to be over by now but Darcy refused to fucking stay down 😫

James Peters: Darcy finally looks to heed the referee’s orders as she wants to finish this in the ring, and she tries to bring Veena up into the ring but Veena has the wherewithal to groggily try to shove her away! Veena turns trying to get away, but she won’t get far as taking her eyes off of Darcy proves to be a huge mistake! Darcy grabs her by her hair and lifts her up!

Persephone: WHAT THE FUCK?! SHE JUST LIFTED VEENA UP FOR A BACK SUPLEX AND JUST LET HER FALL BACKWARD INTO THE EDGE OF THE STEPS?! SHE’S LITERALLY TRYING TO BREAK VEENA’S NECK!!

Rich Russillo: I’M SURE THE WOMEN OF EAW AREN’T COMPLAINING, WATCHING HOW THE BACK OF VEENA’S NECK WAS DROPPED DOWN INTO THE SHARP EDGE OF THE SIDE OF THE STAIRS AT RINGSIDE!! VEENA CLUTCHES AT THE BACK OF HER NECK WHILE SHE’S DOWN BUT DARCY ROLLS HER INTO THE RING, MAKING THE COVER!!!

Referee: OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!

Referee: TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!

Referee: TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!

James Peters: VEENA KICKS OUT!!!

Persephone: So valiant, so brave – what an inspiration to women everywhere 😢

Rich Russillo: Darcy doesn’t appear fazed at all with the kick out and climbs onto Veena, coming down with a flurry of punches to the face! After all she was put through by Veena moments ago, her frustration is palpable! But Veena is certainly feeling those punches as she gets her face hammered on by Darcy’s fist!

James Peters: Darcy gets to her feet as the referee warns her about the closed-fist strikes and Veena takes the opportunity to distance herself from Darcy! Fed up with the ring official in her face, Darcy pushes past him and goes after Veena, who’s seated in the corner, and Darcy goes in for her-

Persephone: BUT VEENA PULLS DARCY’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER! VEENA FOLDS HER UP IN JACKKNIFE PIN AND SHE GETS HER FEET ON THE ROPES!!! THE REFEREE DOESN’T EVEN SEE IT!!!!

Referee: OOOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!

Referee: TTTTTTTWWWWOOOOOO!!!

Referee: TTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEE!!!

Rich Russillo: DARCY KICKS OUT AND SHE RUSHES TO HER FEET! VEENA TRIES TO GET UP TO SWING BUT DARCY IS FAST WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE, STUNNING VEENA!!

James Peters: Veena gets pulled to her feet just to be struck in the gut by a boot from Darcy, who lifts Veena off her feet for a slingshot suplex!

Persephone: BUT VEENA SLIPS OUT AND LANDS ON HER FEET BEHIND DARCY!! VEENA WITH A SCHOOLGIRL PIN AND A HANDFUL OF TIGHTS!!!

Referee: OOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!

Referee: TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!

Referee: TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEE!!!

James Peters: VEENA NEARLY STEALS THIS ONE AGAIN! BUT DARCY KICKS OUT AND VEENA SLAPS THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION! SHE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!

Rich Russillo: Veena tries to quickly suppress her anger as she goes to get up, but Darcy is there to meet her head-on, clearly fed up with Veena’s cheating as she starts swinging away on Veena! Darcy holds nothing back as she catches Adams in the face multiple times, knocking Veena back before snapmaring her to mat, THEN TAKING OFF INTO THE ROPES AHEAD OF VEENA AND COMING BACK WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE!!

James Peters: AND WITH VEENA DOWN, DARCY SEES THE OPENING! SHE JUMPS AND FLIPS INTO A MOONSAULT DOUBLE KNEE DROP! DARCY DRIVES THE WIND RIGHT OUT OF VEENA AND VEENA GOES ROLLING FROM THE RING!!! BUT ONCE AGAIN DARCY ISN’T LOOKING TO LET HER GET AWAY!

Rich Russillo: Darcy goes out after her and Veena is just barely getting away, certainly not moving as fast as she was earlier at the start of the match when this happened! Veena rolls back into the ring and goes to stomp Darcy, but Darcy fakes her out! She rolls back off the apron in time and has a hold on Veena’s ankle! Veena tries to shake her off but Darcy trips her up to get her on the mat and Darcy pulls her from the ring!

James Peters: RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER ON THE FLOOR!!! VEENA ARCHES UP OFF THE GROUND IN PAIN AND DARCY LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN POSSESSED WATCHING VEENA WRITHE IN AGONY!

Persephone: Yeah fuck this shit, let me know when Veena’s back in control of the match. I’m not watching Darcy dominate my queen like this 🥱

James Peters: Veena is brought to her feet and sent rolling into the ring, she can barely bring herself to stand after that as Darcy comes in- “FACE ACHE”!!! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION STRIKES WITH A HUGE BICYCLE KICK TO THE FACE AND VEENA GETS STRUCK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! DARCY THROWS HERSELF ONTO VEENA IN A COVER AND THE REFEREE DROPS TO MAKE THE COUNT!!!

Referee: OOOOONNNNNNEEE!!!

Referee: TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!

Referee: TTTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!

Rich Russillo: VEENA KICKS OUT?! Even Darcy looks a little taken aback by Veena getting her shoulder up in time, like Darcy always has, she’ll work through that!

James Peters: Veena’s surely surprised a number of people for having stayed in the match this long, but when she’s set her sights on a goal, she can be quite determined to stick with it. Darcy aims to focus back on the neck, coming down with clubbing blows across the back of it as she has Veena bent over before whipping her into a corner of the ring!

Rich Russillo: Darcy runs in connecting with a corner clothesline before wrapping Veena up and looking to take off with a running bulldog, but Veena shoves her away before she can be brought down! Darcy spins around to go back after Veena, but Veena takes her down with a timely drop toe-hold and Darcy’s face hits off the mat!

James Peters: With Darcy down, Veena plants a foot on her back after getting to her feet and pulls back on the arms- VEENA JUST STOMPED DOWN ON DARCY’S HEAD AND THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION HAD NO WAY TO PROTECT HER FACE AS IT WAS DRIVEN DOWN TO THE MAT!!

Rich Russillo: AND WITH A HOLD STILL ON ONE OF THE ARMS, VEENA LAYS IT OUT AND STANDS ON DARCY’S HAND BEFORE COMING DOWN WITH A DOUBLE KNEE DROP TO THE ARM!! DARCY TAKES THE FULL IMPACT OF THAT AS SHE CAN’T PULL AWAY WITH VEENA STAYING DOWN ON HER ARM!!

Persephone: Thank Gawd :blessed:!!! I was honestly so concerned there for a moment but Veena proves exactly why we never should’ve doubted her in the first place! Veena finally comes off the arm and drags Darcy up, dropping her with a hammerlock scoop slam and Darcy comes crashing down on her own arm!

James Peters: Darcy cradles that arm close but Veena sees a target and she’s going after it! She wrenches Darcy’s out from under her and kicks Darcy over :lupe:!!

Rich Russillo: “KILLER QUEEN’S RHAPSODY”!!! THE KIMURA LOCK!! VEENA HAS THAT KIMURA LOCK APPLIED AND THIS IS HOW SHE ENDED UP STANDING TALL IN THE END AGAINST DARCY A NUMBER OF WEEKS AGO ON DYNASTY WHEN SHE BLINDSIDED DARCY!!!

James Peters: DARCY IS SCREAMING AS VEENA WRENCHES ON THE ARM AND I DO BELIEVE THAT’S THE SAME SHOULDER THAT WAS POPPED OUT OF PLACE LAST YEAR :lupe:!!!

Persephone: SHE MIGHT AS WELL TAP OUT NOW BECAUSE VEENA’S GOING TO BREAK HER ARM AND THE MYTH OF SUPER DARCY ALL IN ONE MOVE! SHE’S CALLING FOR DARCY TO GIVE UP BUT ALL DARCY IS DOING IS YELLING; GIVE UP AND THIS MATCH WILL FINALLY BE OVER!!!

Rich Russillo: DARCY IS STRUGGLING HERE AND I’M NOT SURE HOW SHE GETS OUT OF THIS ONE!! DARCY IS WAILING AS SHE CAN FEEL HER ARM BEING CONTORTED AND HER CHAMPIONSHIP SLIPPING AWAY!

Persephone: AND RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF VEENA ADAMS :blessed:!!!

James Peters: THE CHAMP SCREAMS OUT AS SHE TURNS THE REST OF HER BODY BUT VEENA ISN’T LETTING GO!! VEENA CALLS FOR HER TAP OUT ONCE AGAIN-

Rich Russillo: BUT DARCY GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPES!! DARCY HOOKS A FOOT AROUND THE BOTTOM ROPE AND VEENA’S COMPLETELY UNAWARE UNTIL THE REFEREE STARTS COUNTING!

James Peters: BUT VEENA ISN’T LETTING GO?! VEENA’S ONCE AGAIN ABUSING THE FIVE COUNT AND VEENA’S EVEN COUNTING ALONG WITH HIM! VEENA HAS A TWISTED GRIN ON HER FACE AS SHE KEEPS THE SUBMISSION APPLIED!

Rich Russillo: She FINALLY lets go but who knows how much Darcy has left after that! Darcy clutches her arm and the referee is checking on her, but Veena puts a stop to that as she forces her down into a pin!

Referee: OOOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!

Referee: TTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!

Referee: TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEE!!!

Persephone: WHY DID DARCY HAVE TO KICK OUT?! :noah:

James Peters: It seems Veena is wondering the same thing as she screams at Darcy to stay the hell down, but I don’t think that’s going to do it for her either! Veena thought for sure that Darcy wouldn’t continue to risk her health over the Universal Women’s Championship, but we’re about to see how far Darcy’s willing to push herself!

Rich Russillo: Veena raises Darcy up and runs her into the turnbuckles, delivering a furious series of shoulder thrusts in the corner once she gets there! She’s looking to start beating the shit out of Darcy at this point if she won’t tap out, and at this point, I’m not sure how it’s gonna turn out!

James Peters: People thought Darcy was going to come in and dominate this match, but much like a few instances leading up to this, Veena’s taken Darcy by surprise – and now instead of costing Darcy matches, she’s looking to make sure her actions cost Darcy the Universal Women’s Title!

Persephone: Veena is battering this bitch in the corner and I can totally relate to how Veena’s feeling right now, because there’s no way this shit should still be going on! I mean, hello, we still have to watch Rex win the Grand Rampage?!

Rich Russillo: Veena Adams is definitely frantic right now trying to beat Darcy into submission- BUT DARCY DUCKS AND COMES OUT THE CORNER, SHOVING VEENA IN AND SHE STARTS RETURNING ALL THE FIRE SHE JUST GOT!!!

James Peters: DARCY IS DEFINITELY FEELING THE URGENCY OF THE MOMENT AFTER WHAT SHE JUST HAD HER ARM PUT THROUGH, KNOWING SHE CAN’T GET CAUGHT UP IN THAT AGAIN!! DARCY WITH A STEP-UP KNEE IN THE CORNER AND VEENA’S HEAD PRACTICALLY SNAPS BACK!!!

Rich Russillo: Darcy gets a hold of Veena and hoists her up onto the top turnbuckle before starting to climb up after her, pounding at her head with punches on the way up! Veena looks out of it as Darcy is perched over her on the top rope and she reaches down to try to bring Veena up! But Veena knocks Darcy’s legs out from under her and Darcy gets caught upside down!

James Peters: Darcy flails in that vulnerable position and Veena realizes that she’s got a moment of opportunity once again! Veena comes to stand up on the top turnbuckle as Darcy manages to grab the top rope to pull herself up!

Rich Russillo: AND DARCY JUST PULLED HERSELF INTO THE PERFECT POSITION FOR VEENA!! “LEAVE YOUR BREATHLESS”!! VEENA JUMPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE INTO A STOMP!!

James Peters: DARCY LEANED HERSELF BACK OUT THE WAY AND VEENA COMES DOWN ON THE MAT!! VEENA STAYS ON HER FEET AND TURNS BACK AROUND TO CHARGE FOR A DROPKICK IN THE CORNER!

Persephone: BUT DARCY GOT OUT THE WAY AGAIN BY PULLING HERSELF UP?! FUCK! VEENA CRASHES IN THE CORNER AND TRIES TO BRING HERSELF TO STAND, BUT DARCY’S FAT ASS ROLLS DOWN HER BACK AND INTO A SCHOOLGIRL PIN!!!

Referee: OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!

Referee: TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!

Referee: TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!

Rich Russillo: VEENA MANAGES TO ESCAPE THE PIN BY ROLLING OUT! VEENA TURNS OVER ONTO HER FEET AS DARCY’S STILL DOWN! VEENA GETS A RUNNING START-

James Peters: BUT VEENA MISSES THE PUNT KICK AND STRIKES THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE AS DARCY PUSHES HERSELF OUT THE WAY! VEENA STUMBLES BACK, HOBBLING ON ONE LEG BUT DARCY RUNS AT HER AND TILT-A-WHIRLS HER WAY INTO A DRAGON SLEEPER ON VEENA!!!

Rich Russillo: DARCY PULLS BACK ON VEENA’S HEAD AND NECK, BENDING THEM BACK INTO A CRUEL POSITION BUT SHE’S ABOUT TO WEAR VEENA DOWN INTO TAPPING OUT! VEENA REACHES OUT BLINDLY FOR THE ROPES BUT HAVING TO CARRY DARCY ON HER BACK ISN’T MAKING THAT EASY!

James Peters: THE DEFENDING CHAMPION IS THE ONE CALLING FOR HER CHALLENGER TO TAP OUT NOW, BUT VEENA ISN’T READY TO GIVE UP JUST YET! VEENA STUMBLES BACK TRYING TO STAY ON HER FEET AND SHE’S HEADED RIGHT FOR THE ROPES-

Persephone: BUT DARCY KICKS OFF THE ROPES TO SEND THEM BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! DARCY REAPPLIES THE BODY SCISSORS AND THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT; DON’T TAP OUT VEENA 😭

James Peters: VEENA IS STRUGGLING TO REMAIN STANDING AND DARCY WRENCHES ON THE HOLD!! VEENA DROPS TO A KNEE AND DARCY HASN’T MOVED AT ALL! VEENA STILL REACHES OUT FOR THE ROPES- NO! SHE’S TRYING TO PUSH HER WAY BACK UP TO HER FEET AND IN HER DESPERATION, SHE STUMBLES OVER AND FALLS TO THE ROPES!!

Rich Russillo: VEENA HAS THE BOTTOM ROPE WHILE ON THE MAT AND DARCY IS FORCED TO BREAK! She isn’t here to retain via a DQ and that much is clear! Darcy lets go and is backed away from Veena by the referee, but she isn’t looking to wait! Darcy wrangles her up and beats her back to the ropes before whipping her across the ring!

James Peters: Veena bounces back and just narrowly evades a clothesline before trying for a kick as Darcy turns around but Darcy throws her leg, spinning her around and lifting her up! DARCY WITH A SUPLEX DROPPED INTO A BACKBREAKER!! VEENA GRABS AT HER BACK AS SHE TRIES TO ROLL AWAY BUT DARCY LEAPS AND JUMPS DOWN ONTO HER WITH A SENTON, CRUSHING VEENA BENEATH EHR!!

Persephone: FUCKING FAT BITCH, GET OFF OF HER! 😭 This is so awful for Veena right now! She literally isn’t even giving Veena a fair chance as Veena rolls to the ropes afterward and Darcy goes right after her- but Veena sends her out onto the apron through the top and middle ropes!

James Peters: And reaching back inside the ring, Darcy’s got a handful of hair! Darcy drags Veena out over the bottom rope and pulls her to her feet, bashing her in the face with a forearm! Darcy clobbers her again and Veena stumbles back only to swing back at Darcy! Veena with a kick to the gut before she pulls Darcy in for a suplex but Darcy wriggles her way back down to her feet!

Rich Russillo: Darcy now looking to counter with a lift of her own but Veena’s ring awareness sees her latching her arm around the top rope! Darcy shoves her off and looks for a kick but Veena catches the leg under her arm- AND BOUNDS FORWARD INTO A LEAPING CLOTHESLINE!! DARCY GETS STRUCK DOWN TO THE APRON AS VEENA JUMPS DOWN!!!

Persephone: Veena takes the time to pat herself on the back for her quick thinking despite this crowd booing the shit out of her; an unfazed icon! She comes back for Darcy- but gets a kick to the face?! Darcy pulls herself up as Veena is determined to go after her but gets kicked down again!

James Peters: Darcy comes to stand to her feet as Veena starts getting up- DARCY LEAPS FOR THE DIVING METEORA FROM THE APRON BUT VEENA DUCKS!! DARCY COMES DOWN TO THE GROUND AND ROLLS THROUGH AS SHE REALIZES SHE’S MISSED, AND VEENA CHARGES AT HER FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT DARCY DUCKS!

Rich Russillo: VEENA TURNS AROUND INTO HUGE RIGHT HAND AND DARCY DELIVERS A KICK TO THE GUT! DARCY LOOKS TO LIFT VEENA UP INTO A POWERBOMB ON THE OUTSIDE AND SHE GETS HER ON HER SHOULDERS BUT VEENA STARTS PUNCHING AWAY AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD!!

James Peters: VEENA JUST STOPPED HERSELF FROM GETTING LAUNCHED INTO THE POST AND SHE DROPS DOWN TO HER FEET, PULLING DARCY BY HER HAIR AND FACE-FIRST INTO A KNEE LIFT!! THE POP OF HER KNEE STRIKING DARCY IN THE FACE COULD BE HEARD ALL OVER THE ARENA!!

Rich Russillo: VEENA STRIKES WITH AN UPPERCUT AND DARCY GETS KNOCKED BACKWARD!! DARCY STUMBLES BACK HOLDING HER JAW AND VEENA COMES BARRELLING RIGHT AT HER!!! VEENA LEAPS GOING FOR A SPEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!

James Peters: AND DARCY SIDESTEPS HER AND SHOVES HER RIGHT INTO THE STEPS!! VEENA CRASHES HEAD-FIRST INTO THE STEPS AS DARCY TIMED A PERFECT COUNTER AND BROUGHT THE STEPS INTO PLAY ONCE AGAIN!!

Persephone: :mjcry:

Rich Russillo: Veena struggles to bring herself up, grabbing at her neck after that collision! She’s clearly in pain as she tries to use the steps to pull herself together and up, and Darcy comes from behind not looking take any chances, lifting Veena up onto her shoulders-

James Peters: AN INVERTED ALABAMA SLAM ONTO THE FRONT OF THE STAIRS!! DARCY FLINGS VEENA FACE-FIRST INTO THE JUTTED STEPS AND VEENA APPEARS TO BE OUT OF IT AFTER GETTING LAUNCHED THE WAY SHE DID!!!

Rich Russillo: Darcy peels her off the steps and rolls a knocked out Veena into the ring! Darcy drags Veena up and gets her on her shoulders!!! “THE CURTAIN CALL”!!! DARCY PUTS AN EXCLAMATION POINT ON THIS AS VEENA IS DOWN ON THE MAT AND DARCY MAKES THE PIN!!!

Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEE!!!

Referee: TTTTTTWWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!!

Referee: TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea begins to play and Darcy is assisted to her feet by the referee, who hands her the Universal Women’s Championship and raises her free hand as she’s declared the winner!)

Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNNER, AND STILLLLL THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…. DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!

James Peters: Darcy May Morgan once again retains the Universal Women’s Championship, defeating a very ready Veena Adams, who didn’t hold anything back herself!

Rich Russillo: It was looking wary for Darcy at times as Veena took her by surprise, but Darcy ultimately pulls through and proves that Veena just wasn’t as ready as she thought herself to be! Having gone as far as to use some illegal pins, Veena knew what she was up against and just about brought everything to the table, but Darcy’s will to reign was too much!

Persephone: Laaaaaame! I was totally rooting for Veena, but whatever. At least I know that Rex won’t let me go home from this shithole angry and upset; he can do absolutely no wrong whatsoever 😌

(Inside the ring, Darcy raises the Universal Women’s Championship as the referee attends to Veena after the fall into the steps she took, but Veena hasn’t moved from her spot on the mat.)

James Peters: Whoever steps up next to challenge has to know that they’ll be in for a fight, as Darcy continues her reign as Universal Women’s Champion!

(Darcy climbs the turnbuckles to cheers from the crowd as she celebrates her victory over Veena, a grin on her face as she holds the Universal Women’s Championship over her head! With the final shot being Darcy looking rightfully proud of herself before she hugs the championship close, the scene fades out.)

(Grand Rampage fades to a commercial for Gawdcoin, with Lethal Consequences and Impact.)

(The camera pans back to Globe Life Stadium. The flashing white and red lights of the show shine bright. Gina Romano stands center of the ring with a microphone in hand)

Gina Romano: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… …THE ACE OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING!!! JAMIE!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOO’HHHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd erupts in a chorus of cheers as “Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin hits. The camera slowly pans around the stadium, capturing the elation of the fans before zeroing on the stage as Jamie O’Hara slowly steps out towards the center of it. He soaks in the reaction and the atmosphere before making his way down to the ring with a wide grin on his face)

Deadprez: It has been over four months since we last saw Jamie O’Hara here in Elite Answers Wrestling but the Ace is finally back! This crowd is on their feet for the former Answers World Champion!

Gavin Kirkland: I’M BLESSED, YOU’RE BLESSED, THEY’RE BLESSED, WE ARE ALL BLESSED WITH THE PRESENCE OF THE MOST HANDSOME MAN ALIVE!!! I’VE SUFFERED FOR MONTHS WITHOUT HIM :mjcry:

Eve: I think I speak for many, many others when I say that we have waited to hear, to see what Jamie O’Hara does next in his illustrious career. And it doesn’t seem like he’s spent the last several months doing anything less than keeping himself in fighting condition.

Gavin Kirkland: EVE SHUT UP HE LOOKS FANTASTIC!!! IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HE WILL BE HAVING A DAD BOD ANYTIME SOON; I CAN TELL BENEATH THAT SILKY CLOTH HE’S WEARING THAT HE’S AS RIPPED AS EVER STILL WITH THOSE WASHBOARD ABS.

(Jamie settles in the ring, with a microphone in hand. “Kashmir” dies down as the rowdy crowd continues to cheer)

Crowd: Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back!

Jamie O’Hara: Thank you…thank you. It’s wonderful to be back standing in the middle of this ring once again, I’ve been given this time by EAW and I promise I won’t take up much of it; I know you’re all looking forward to the Grand Rampage match later on and I’ll do my best not to keep you all waiting. For the first time in my career I’ve spent weeks at home for reasons that weren’t injury related and I feel fortunate to have done so. I consider myself lucky to have watched my son grow up over these last few months and the more I watched him, the more I spent time with him and my wife Cameron…

(O’Hara pauses mid sentence, collecting his thoughts before starting again, this time changing the topic of the sentence)

Jamie O’Hara: Look, there’s no disappointment about what happened at Road To Redemption. Jack Ripley defeated Jamie O’Hara and I can’t be too upset about that. My reign as the Answers World Champion fell shorter than I had hoped and my ambition of getting one more Extreme Elimination Chamber victory under my belt was swept away but it is what it is. I’m not here tonight to make some massive promise, I’m not here tonight to declare that I’m once again back, make some statement about becoming the Answers World Champion again. No, it’s none of that. I was given this time tonight to speak rather openly and honestly as the fact of the matter is…there comes a point where you know it’s time.

(The crowd hushes with a slight confusion)

Jamie O’Hara: The more time I spent at home, the more I realised how appropriate this decision is. I walked into this company nearly seven years ago and immediately made an impact. I won the New Breed Championship and until now, nobody has come close. I’m happy for that record to finally be broken, I only hope the man breaking it makes it to the pinnacle of this business later down the line. I won Cash In The Vault just a year into my career and I eventually became the EAW World Champion not long after. I met my wife…my wonderful, incredible soulmate who on more than one occasion saved me and saved me in more ways than I can ever imagine. I became the World Heavyweight Champion and I reigned longer than anyone else has ever reigned; THAT is success that I know will never be replicated. Nearly an entire year of dominance, breaking undefeated records and standing tall over so many. Nobody will ever surpass what I did, not even the greats. And for the last two years I fought the “War to End All Wars”, the battle that everyone wanted to see, Gawd versus Ace and Ace won.

(The crowd erupts in cheers once more. Not simply to pay respect for his accomplishments, but the victory over Mr. DEDEDE and the personal vendetta between the two coming to an end)

Jamie O’Hara: But above being at the very top, above being the best in the world today, above becoming the Ace of this company, above the history I’ve carved out, the legacy that’s tied forever to my name. Above ALL of that and most importantly, I **HAVE** it all. The greatest achievement in my life isn’t any Championship or any record, any feat, any main event, any accolade, any award. It’s my amazing, incredible baby boy back home with his wonderful mother. The last several months have made me realise that all the blood, all the sweat, all the tears and the lonely nights were all worth it. That every morning that I woke up feeling broken and wanting to give up, when I wasn’t me, when I wasn’t the Ace of this company, that each painful trip that I took to come to work regardless of the brand I was on was worth it. Because it led me to this very moment.

Jamie O’Hara: Where I can say that I have had the perfect career and I now have the perfect life. There’s this hunger and desire for people to go out on their “own terms”, some big, grandiose victory at Pain For Pride, they want that heroic sendoff with the crowd chanting their name, begging them to not go. People want to manufacture their exits…but that never does come to pass. People have been texting me, wanting me to come back because of what happened at Road To Redemption, that Jamie O’Hara deserves to “go out better”. As far as I’m concerned, I already got the perfect moment to signal the end of my career. Standing tall at Pain For Pride last year, holding my wife, at the end of the most challenging, bitter war I could have ever imagined. On that night I cemented my place as the very best in this business, the Ace stood tall over Gawd; a six year journey reached it’s wonderful, undeniable and perfect climax. How can it get any better than that? I could drag my career along for years to come but the truth is there will never be a greater final chapter to end it all on.

Crowd: PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO! PLEASE DON’T GO!

Jamie O’Hara: These are my terms. I’m walking away having completed a story that I feel is more fitting for Hollywood than it is this business. I grew from a nobody and rose to the pinnacle of this business. I went from an immature young adult, into a man with an incredible family, more valuable than anything I achieved in this ring. There are no more mountains for me to climb, there are no Championships that interest me and every flaw, every failure of my career that remains never to be corrected is a bittersweet reminder that I was always human…just the very fucking best to ever do it. This is perfection and this is where I say goodby–

(Before Jamie could finish…”Monster” by Kanye West interrupts him to a chorus of boos)

Deadprez: …

Eve: …

Gavin Kirkland: …

(After a moment, King Kass emerges onto the stage with her Answers World Championship draped over her shoulder. She wastes little time heading to the ring, already with a microphone in hand)

Deadprez: There isn’t a need for this! I’ve watched this man’s career over the years, from beginning to this apparent end and Jamie O’Hara has done enough to earn this moment. If he feels like it’s time to walk away, then there shouldn’t be anyone to stand in his way of saying goodbye.

Eve: I get that King Kass might be riding high after her successful title defense against Consuela Rose Ava but this is overstepping a boundary or two.

Gavin Kirkland: …I hate this woman with every fiber of my being. I can’t even yell, I can’t even raise my voice, it’s taking everything in me to just sit here, headset on and talk calmly and rationally as this woman makes my suffering even worse.

(“Monster” dies down as King Kass and a less than thrilled Jamie O’Hara stand off in the middle of the ring. The vocal cacophony of booing nearly deafening)

King Kass: I’m really not sure what’s more pathetic about all of this. The fact that you’re trying to dupe these people into thinking that you’re done, that you’re finished, that you have wrestled your final match or the fact these people are chewing it. Real tear jerker this one, Jamie, you’ve always had such a great way with words! But I don’t think a wordsmith like yourself can truly convince everyone, yourself included, that you’re walking away from this company. How could we? You’re the Ace! You’re Jamie O’Hara! The man who has spent year after year of his career chasing World Championships! The man who built a legacy by relentlessly maintaining his spot at the top! And…this…is how you’re going to leave? This pathetic whimper?

Jamie O’Hara: Listen…Kass…this isn’t the time for this–

King Kass: Why would any other time be more appropriate for calling you out for the coward that you are?

(O’Hara rolls his eyes but motions Kass to continue)

King Kass: I don’t think I’m saying anything that you’re not aware of. Nearly everyone in this building tonight and millions around the world look up to you. You have inspired so many of the fans and so many of your own peers. You were a tremendous idol for so many, for so long, a beacon for what is possible. That’s what the Ace became, didn’t it? The Ace was a symbol of joy and hope for so many and that symbol motivated so many backstage to want to become better, to be more in this company. What you did to Ryan at Pain For Pride is something that I will never forgive you for; I will never forgive you for the humiliation you caused him and myself on that night. But you said it yourself, Ace defeated Gawd and in the minds of so many this stopped being Ryan’s world and it became yours–

Jamie O’Hara: Look, I’ve got a flight to catch and I’d rather see my wife and child so if you would excuse me…

(King Kass steps in the way, blocking his exit)

King Kass: The point is that’s pressure that you can’t deal with. You made promises, Jamie. You swore that you would outlast him, you swore that you would continue to reign and continue to stand at the top of this company…and yet you’re walking away. You’re breaking every promise you made to everyone and even him. Actually, how is your son, Hathaway, is going to react when he grows up to learn that his daddy tucked his tail between his legs and left when it got a little too much for him? Nobody can outlast Gawd but maybe, just maybe you were always a possibility. Maybe you were always that slim chance of being the exception but it turns out, in the end, you only ended up like everyone else. Everyone else who has tried to test Ryan and even those who defeated him in humiliating fashion, you all ended up the same way; Gawd always wins.

(Jamie nods, shrugging his shoulders. Despite the promise he made to outlast Mr. DEDEDE, he realises it will just become broken.)

King Kass: I’m sure it’s going to hurt you to hear this but this company doesn’t need you. It never really did. You were always replaceable, even when people feared what Showdown was going to become without you at the helm, look who stands on top of it now as Champion. Ever since Reasonable Doubt, nobody has been able to touch me, nobody has come close to being on my level. I ran roughshod over the King of Elite tournament, I ended Jack Ripley’s reign before he could ever feel like a Champion and now I have defeated your sister in law. You’re parading yourself around as if losing you means anything, as if there’s going to be the same void you left last time. No, I already filled that and I didn’t have to steal your moniker of ‘Ace’ to do so. I’m unopposed on Showdown; I rule over it with an iron fist. I took whatever world you built, whatever world you had and I made it my kingdom. There’s a new King who can be idolised. There’s a new King who can be that source of inspiration for everyone, from the fans to our peers. We’ve already moved on without you, Showdown is fine without you and EAW will be fine as long as there is an Adams reigning at the very top of it.

(The crowd heavily boos)

King Kass: Nobody in the back needs you.

(The crowd’s boos intensify)

King Kass: Nobody in this crowd needs you.

(The crowd’s boos become almost deafening, however, Kass hesitates for a second, her confident grin deteriorating slightly as she clearly wrestles with her mind for a moment)

King Kass: But…in one way or another…I do.

Jamie O’Hara: :lupe:

Crowd: :lupe:

King Kass: You have no idea of what I’ve gone through to get here. You have no idea how much I deserve what I have. The title in my hands, to be the King of this company, to be well on my way to becoming the very fucking best of all time. All the people that I had to watch pass me by, get what they didn’t deserve at my expense. No matter how close I’ve come to quitting, Jamie, I’m still here and I still, in spite of everything that I have had to put up with, what I’ve had to simply “accept”, here I am as the Answers World Champion and I’m going to be getting my headline match at Pain For Pride. But none of it is going to mean anything if this title isn’t defended in the most prestigious of matches. That match, what I truly deserve, shouldn’t become an afterthought because there isn’t a viable, respectable opponent that I haven’t already beaten to a pulp or simply bested already. This is my year, this is my moment to finally cement my place at the top. No more being overlooked, no more being underappreciated. You want to talk about how everything has led you here? You didn’t best me at Reasonable Doubt. The match that simply should have been you versus me. You didn’t pin me, you didn’t make me quit. It wasn’t me that you stood over so I refuse to think that I can’t defeat you, that I can’t right the wrong that was Pain For Pride 13. I deserve to face the best and face the best without anyone else standing in my way. **I deserve to face you– I deserve to face and defeat the Ace.**

(Kass looks back at the Pain For Pride logo splashed on the stadium video board before looking back at Jamie. The crowd roars at the idea of King Kass versus Jamie O’Hara at Pain For Pride. But Jamie simply chuckles and shakes his head ever so slightly)

Jamie O’Hara: You know what? You’re right about a lot of things, Kass. I made a number of promises, I made all those grand claims about being here on top forever. I said that the Ace would outlast Gawd. I said that this was my era, this is now my world and I’m walking away from all of that. Because so much of this business is fleeting, Kass. That title on your shoulder, place at the top of Showdown and at the top of EAW as a whole, your “King” moniker, it’s all fleeting but what I’ve done? What I’ve done lasts forever. I’ve achieved what so few others can ever say they even came close to achieving let alone actually having it themselves and that is a sense of immortality in this business. Nothing is going to change what I’ve done; I simply don’t want to chase anything more. I’ll walk away and shoulder the criticisms, the disappointments and the anger because even those – your own emotions included – are just fleeting. Kass, I have something else in my life that I would rather give the time and dedication I gave this business to, I’m not coming back. You and everyone else will simply need to accept that there is no last hurrah, there is no comeback, there is no “one more match”. Whatever you believe you deserve, you’re just going to have to live with the reality that you won’t be getting what you want, what you feel you deserve.

(The crowd boos heavily as King Kass’ attempted calm and composed poise becomes less and less maintained. However, a wide smirk appears on Jamie’s face)

Jamie O’Hara: But you interrupting me and holding onto all of that just gives me more and more satisfaction in my decision. It reminds me of all the wars that I’ve won yet those I’ve defeated still cling to face me again, never to do so, never to get their desired victory over me. That satisfaction is no more palpable than right here, in this moment. What you believe you deserve is merely a mask hiding what truly lies beneath; you couldn’t defeat me and you can’t live with that. I’ve won my war, I’ve finished fighting and I have no intentions of coming back for the sake of someone else’s desires. In the end, Kassidy, when it comes to you and I at the very least, you’re simply going to have to cope with the finality of it, that I…

(Jamie steps closer, right to the ear of Kassidy Heart)

Jamie O’Hara: **…I won it all.**

(“Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin hits the stadium’s PA system and a loud thud booms as Jamie O’Hara simply drops the microphone to the canvas. He holds his position and the confident smirk on his face, jawing something inaudible into the ear of King Kass. Her demeanor only becomes more and more stoic before Jamie brushes past her and makes his exit from the ring.)

Deadprez: I…I don’t quite know where to begin here. King Kass has made her ambitions known but this might just be the last time that Jamie O’Hara is ever seen in an EAW ring. The seven year career of Jamie O’Hara…is…well as far as we know, over and King Kass is going to have to forget any hopes of facing the Ace at Pain For Pride.

Eve: Is there really anything else to say? King Kass spoke with such conviction that I’m not sure this is all that we will hear about her desire to challenge Jamie but his words were so moving that I’m truly convinced this is it. Are you okay Gavin?

Gavin Kirkland: Life is utterly meaningless. I’ll never know love again. :mjcry:

(Jamie waves to the crowd along the aisle before reaching the top of the stage. At the top, he pauses and takes one second to himself. He turns to the crowd and soaks in the reaction, holding back emotion as he truly believes this is the last time he’ll ever truly be. King Kass remains stoic in the middle of the ring, staring up at the big screen and the Pain For Pride logo as she refuses to turn around. The camera eventually fades to black)

(Grand Rampage fades to a PSA encouraging people to go outside after spending the entire week promoing.)

(Grand Rampage returns from its final break and cuts down to the ringside area. Out of nowhere, legendary announcer Michael Buffer appears dressed in a nice tuxedo.)

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Michael Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. It is now time for the Grand Rampage Match!

Crowd: SLDKJFLSDKFJ SDLFKJS LDKFJ SLDFK SLDKFSLDLFSDF!!!!!! KJDFLSDKFJ S!!!!  AKFHJS LDKFJ SLDKFJS!!!!!

(Needless to say, they are marking the fuck out for this.)

Michael Buffer: The rules are as follows… two participants will be in the ring to start the match with the objective being to throw each other over the top rope. In order to be eliminated, each person’s feet must hit the floor. Every two minutes, a new person will enter the match, and this year there will be NO SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!

Crowd: FUCK YOU, COVID!!! 👏👏👏 FUCK YOU, COVID!!! 👏👏👏 FUCK YOU, COVID!!! 👏👏👏

Michael Buffer: The last remaining participant in the ring will be declared the winner and have their ticket stamped to Pain for Pride!!

Michael Buffer: The time has come. EAW UNIVERSE…… ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

Crowd: HGJGKIGJFJBFJGGHFGHGGD

Michael Buffer: For the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching around the world.. live from Arlington Texas…. Ladies and gentlemen……..

Michael Buffer: —–LEEETSSS GET READY TO RAMPAGGGGEEEEEE!!!!!

(The crowd goes nuts and becomes unglued after hearing Michael Buffer’s iconic line)

(Anticipation was high as the crowd fell silent after a few seconds, waiting to see who the number one entrant for this year’s Grand Rampage would be. Drawing number one would be considered a death sentence for most Elitists, as it surely puts you at a disadvantage the longer the match lasts.)

Persephone: :lupe: You know for once, I don’t really wanna see Rex right away. Drawing number one would fucking suck.

Gavin Kirkland: Not necessarily. Last year, Cage and some piece of shit almost went the distance from the first and second spots respectively, in a match that involved more people than this one.

Stew-O: And lets not forget that Impact has won the match from the first spot before.

Persephone: Okay, but this is about Rex, and I don’t want him out first.

Gavin Kirkland: :wow: Fair enough. The odds are certainly stacked against the first person to enter the match. They become an automatic target for everyone who makes their way out afterwards.

(The camera scans the crowd and settles on the Pain for Pride sign as Gavin, Stew-O, and Persephone talk. Finally, it comes full circle and once again, the ring is shown.)

Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE PERSON WHO DREW NUMBER ONE THIS YEAR IS….

Crowd: :lupe:

Persephone: :lupe: notrexnotrexnotrexnotrex plz notrex.

Stew-O: :lupe:

Gavin Kirkland: //tenor.com/view/lotion-gif-10403352

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(“Taking A Stand” by Henry Jackman begins to blast across the PA system and that sends the crowd into an absolute frenzy of boos.)

Persephone: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Stew-O: Oh boy…

Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST… HAILING FROM THE DEAD SEA… WEIGHING IN AT 225 POUNDS… HE IS DRAKE THE REDEEMER!!!

(An absolutely annoyed Drake King walks onto the stage, with his face twisted into a scowl. He has a microphone in hand, and upon seeing that, the crowd’s boos nearly drown out his theme music.)

Drake King: I DON’T MIND SHOUTING! YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME!

Crowd: :noah:

(They know he is right.)

Drake King: I dare someone to try and tell me that there’s no conspiracy, that New Eden is just being paranoid, and that we are making something out of nothing. Of all the numbers in this match that haven’t been taken, how did I manage to draw the first one? Can someone please explain that to me? Of course the odds are going to continue being stacked against New Eden, because this company is scared of change.

(Drake has started to make his way to the ring as he continues talking.)

Drake King: This company doesn’t want to accept that New Eden’s vision is the correct vision. We are working for the greater good and I don’t understand why none of you can see that. Matches like Grand Rampage are a joke. All week long people have talked and talked and talked about how they need to win this in order to get to Pain for Pride. Why? Why should a single match determine someone’s future? Why doesn’t good old fashioned hard work and effort over the course of a year determine someone’s future? This match is full of disgusting, undeserving, egomaniacal people who see championship gold and literally nothing else. Someone who hasn’t done anything all year but lose could very well luck their way into a win tonight and that would be sad. That is why things like Grand Rampage should be canceled. The whole world has been begging for New Eden to be canceled, which really just sums everything that is wro-

Stew-O: IT’S DYNASTY’S JAKE SMITH! JAKE SMITH JUST CLOBBERED DRAKE KING FROM BEHIND AND THROWS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL RING STEPS!!!! I GUESS JAKE IS THE SECOND PERSON TO ENTER THIS MATCH BUT RIGHT NOW HE IS BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF DRAKE KING ON THE OUTSIDE!!!

(Jake has taken the microphone and slams it into Drake’s skull.)

Jake Smith: SHUT…

(He slams the microphone into Drake’s skull a second time.)

Jake Smith: THE…

(He slams the microphone into Drake’s skull a third time.)

Jake Smith: FUCK…

(He slams the microphone into Drake’s skull a fourth time.)

Jake Smith: UP!!!!

(Jake slams the microphone into Drake’s skull for a fifth and final time and throws him into the ring.)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

GAVIN KIRKLAND: JAKE HAS DRAKE, HIS FORMER BEST FRIEND AND TAG TEAM PARTNER, AND HE SENDS HIM RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!

Persephone: BUT DRAKE MANAGES TO HANG ON! DESPITE THE BEATING HE JUST TOOK AT THE HANDS OF INSURGENCY’S LEADER, DRAKE GRABBED THE TOP ROPE ON HIS WAY OVER AND IS HANGING ON!

Stew-O: JAKE HAS HIS BACK TURNED, AND DOESN’T SEE THAT DRAKE IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! TURN AROUND, JAKE!

(Jake is celebrating, thinking he really just eliminated Drake from the match. Drake is able to slide back in, and takes his time getting back to his feet.)

Persephone: Walmart Jesus is back into the ring and he seems content to wait for Jake to turn around and realize what happened. This should be fun…

(It finally dawns on Jake that no announcement was made about Drake being eliminated. A puzzled look crosses his face and slowly, he turns around.)

Gavin Kirkland: THE GUILLOTINE!!! THE SICK KICK JUST TOOK OUT JAKE SMITH!!!!

Stew-O: :damn: JAKE DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING AT ALL AND WAS A SITTING DUCK FOR THE OPPORTUNISTIC DRAKE THE REDEEMER!

Persephone: Drake is standing over the fallen body of Jake Smith now, and I wonder if it ever crosses his mind about the dirty and disgusting things Jake and Sierra likely did back when they were together?

Gavin Kirkland: It certainly crosses my mind from time to time. I bet he defiled her and destroyed her :mjlit:

Persephone: 😍 I love violent sex and snuff films. It’s literally my fantasy to have Rex end my life by fucking me to death.

Stew-O: …

Persephone: Anywho, Drake is standing over the fallen body of Jake Smith and he picks him up by the hair, and…DRAKE THROWS OUT HIS FORMER ROUND TABLE STABLEMATE!

Stew-O: JAKE HOLDS ON! DRAKE IS CELEBRATING AS THE TABLES TURNED AS HE ISN’T PAYING ATTENTION! The crowd is pointing to Drake to turn around, and Drake finally does, and he sees Jake on the apron! AND DRAKE CHARGES–

Gavin Kirkland: JAKE CATCHES DRAKE WITH A ELBOW TO THE MIDSECTION STOPPING HIM IN HIS TRACKS! AND THEN JAKE LEAPS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING TORNADO DDT! Jake walks over to Drake..AND HE GOES TO THE GROUND AND CHOKES THE LIFE OUT OF DRAKE AND BANGS HIS HEAD AGAINST THE MAT!

Jake Smith: (off mic) YOU WERE ALWAYS USING ME! YOU STOLE WHAT WAS MINE!

Persephone: I don’t pay attention to much of anything if my Sexy Rexy isn’t involved, but I don’t think she was “his.” :comeagain:

Gavin Kirkland: Bring on the women damn, I’m already sick of this fucking sausage fest. :skip: I forgot how fucking annoying Jake is.

Stew-O: Jake now picks up Drake from the mat, but Drake is fighting back–AND DRAKE CONNECTS WITH A HIGH KNEE ACROSS THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE OF JAKE SMITH! And look…JAKE’S NOSE IS BUSTED OPEN! HE’S LEAKING ON THE MAT!

Persephone: Ewww gross.

Stew-O: Jake’s blood just flowing out of his nose, and Drake…DRAKE CONNECTS WITH SEVERAL KICKS AND A BACKHANDED ELBOW TO THE HEAD OF JAKE SMITH, AND NOW–DRAKE RUNS OFF THE ROPES, BUT JAKE RETALIATES AND BOTH MEN RUN INTO A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN NOW!

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..

*BUZZ*

(“How You Like That” by BLACKPINK, and Ahren Fournier walks out with his signature umbrella, and slowly makes his way to the ring.)

Gavin Kirkland: Rats. I mean….ayyyy it’s Ahren. No Jennipurr?

Persephone: Perhaps he knows you’ll simp over any kind of species as long as it’s female.

Gavin Kirkland: :comeagain:

Stew-O: Ahren finished in the final four a year ago but he’s got his work cut out for him as he sets his umbrella down, and slides inside the ring. Drake is up and runs into a clothesline from Ahren! Jake is up and he runs into a clothesline from Ahren!

(Ahren tries his hardest to get Jake’s blood off his skin with disgust.)

Persephone: I mean, I don’t blame him. :mjlol:

Stew-O: Ahren now walks back into Drake and irish whips Drake into a corner, and now he irish whips Jake Smith right into Drake in the corner, and Ahren takes a few steps back before charging–AND AHREN LANDS THE SPLASH IN THE CORNER ON BOTH JAKE AND DRAKE! Both Drake and Jake remain in the corner. AND WOAH, AHREN GRABS THE HEAD OF JAKE AND SMACKS IT INTO DRAKE’S BEHIND HIM! AND HE DOES IT REPEATEDLY! DAMN! It just seems like Ahren is just toying with the two at this point as both remain in the corner together.

Gavin Kirkland: Always knew those two were gay for each other. :skip:

Stew-O: Ahren now backs up and goes for another splash–BUT JAKE SIDESTEPS AND AHREN CONNECTS WITH IT ON DRAKE! Drake falls down in a seated position in the corner, and now Jake turns around Ahren and kicks him in the midsection looking for perhaps a DDT of some sort, but Ahren manages to twirl out of it, and then connects with a stiff forearm to the face of Jake! But Jake catches the arm of Ahren, and then Jake with some strength shoves Ahren to the side, and then goes for a high enziguri kick…BUT AHREN CATCHES THE LEG AND DROPS JAKE BACK FIRST TO THE MAT!

Persephone: WOAH!! AHREN LAUNCHES JAKE BACKWARDS AND JAKE COLLIDES WITH DRAKE AS DRAKE WAS PULLING HIMSELF UP IN THE CORNER! Jake takes a few steps back, and Ahren is like a predator stalking its prey, and a chop block from Ahren Fournier! Jake is on one knee now as he is a sitting duck in the middle of the ring, and Ahren sees that as he goes and runs off the ropes, and HE IS GOING FOR THE STORYBOOKING ENDING CURBSTOMP!!

Persephone: AND IT CONNECTS! Now just throw him over the top rope please….Oh, but he turns his attention over to Drake trying to stir to his feet–AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE STORYBOOK ENDING ON DRAKE AS WELL! Ahren is in control early, but he does know he’s gotta throw them over the top to win the match right?

Gavin Kirkland: Don’t tell the GOAT how to do his job. But now his attention goes back to Jake who’s  trying to recover from the “Storybook Ending” Ahren just gave him moments ago. AND AHREN MEASURES JAKE MAYBE FOR JAKE’S FINAL NAIL IN HIS COFFIN! STORYBOOK ENDING–

Stew-O: BUT JAKE POPS UP AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE–BUT AHREN WAS READY FOR IT! AHREN WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BEFORE DRIVING HIS KNEE INTO THE ALREADY INJURED NOSE OF JAKE, AND JAKE SMITH FALLS ON HIS KNEES ONCE MORE AND THIS TIME WITH SOME URGENCY, AHREN FOURNIER RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER FROM THE GOAT!

Gavin Kirkland: I kinda miss Ahren on Showdown.

Persephone: You can have him. My Rexy wrestling a broomstick for two hours would shatter ratings. :heart_eyes:

Stew-O: Ahren isn’t stopping there as he has his eyes fixed over on Drake as Drake tries pulling himself up in the corner once more, and Ahren once again charges–BUT DRAKE REVERSES WITH A BACK BODY DROP SENDING AHREN OVER! BUT AHREN HOLDS ON, DRAKE TURNS AROUND AND–

Stew-O: Ahren wraps his arm around the head of Drake King and pulls him to the opposite side of the ring with him, and Drake is holding onto that rope for dear life as both men stand in a vulnerable spot. :lupe:

Persephone: Both of them should just drop to the floor and save their health and energy because it’s a waste of time when Rex gets in there.

Stew-O: Both men are going back and forth on that apron as both Ahren and Drake are exchanging shots with one another, both clenching onto that rope! AHREN! DRAKE! AHREN! DRAKE!

Persephone: Ughhh, it looks like Drake is getting the upper hand….AND A SUPERKICK FROM DRAKE! THAT SUPERKICK CAUSES AHREN TO STUMBLE BACKWARDS AND THE BACK OF HIS HEAD COLLIDES WITH THE LED RING POST! Ahren is still barely holding on as Drake slithers back in the ring!

Gavin Kirkland: Drake sees Ahren in a vulnerable spot, and he walks over and reaches for Ahren over the top to the opposite end of the ring apron–

Gavin Kirkland: AHREN SWINGS HIS UMBRELLA AT THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF DRAKE KING!  AHREN GRABBED THE UMBRELLA! :damn:

Persephone: Jesus, concussion city. And look at Ahren now as he steps back in the ring and Drake looks like his ears are ringing, and Ahren uses the end of the umbrella and smashes it into the stomach of Drake! AND NOW HITS DRAKE ACROSS THE BACK WITH IT! Drake is screaming in pain as Ahren turns around and sees Jake lingering….AND AHREN HOLDS THE CLOSED UMBRELLA AND RUNS AND HITS JAKE IN THE FACE WITH THE SHARP END OF THE UMBRELLA!

Persephone: Poor Jake and his ugly ass face tonight. :mjlol:

Ahren Fournier: (off mic) BOW DOWN TO YOUR GOAT!

Persephone: Rex isn’t in the match yet.

Stew-O: Now Ahren is the only one standing in the ring right now as both Drake and Jake are knocked out, and Ahren puts the umbrella down as he looks back and forth on who he wants to target, and it looks like it’s going to be the more weakened Jake Smith! Ahren grabs the hair of Jake to pull him up as Jake lets out a big scream!

Gavin Kirkland: Screams like a chick. :mjlol:

Persephone: The greasy bloody little fucker is fighting back tho as he throws a few shots to Ahren’s midsection, and he manages to get Ahren to let go of him as Ahren takes a few steps backward, and then JAKE RUNS AND LEAPS AT AHREN! JAKE IS RAINING DOWN SHOTS AT THE HEAD OF AHREN FOURNIER AS AHREN IS TRYING TO COVER UP AND HE DRIVES AHREN INTO THE CORNER! AND AHREN MANAGES TO GRAB THE HEAD OF JAKE AND SWITCH PLACES WITH JAKE NOW IN THE CORNER, AND AHREN BEGINS GOING OFF WITH THE BODY SHOTS! JAKE IS TRYING TO SWING AT THE HEAD OF AHREN, BUT AHREN HAS IT SCOUTED AND DUCKS THEM AND THROWS REPETITIVE ELBOW SHOTS OF HIS OWN!

(Ahren shoves Jake by the head.)

Ahren Fournier: (off mic): You’re out of your own league bucko.

Stew-O: AND JAKE SMITH JUST SPIT IN THE FACE OF AHREN!

Persephone: EWW!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: AHREN IS NOT HAPPY AS HE SWINGS AT JAKE’S HEAD, BUT JAKE REVERSES AND FACES AHREN’S BACKSIDE, AND DROPS HIM WITH A KNEE AND NECKBREAKER COMBO! IT SEEMS JAKE HAS THE MOMENTUM NOW IN THIS GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH! BUT LOOK-

Persephone: DRAKE COMES FROM BEHIND AND THROWS JAKE OUT!

Gavin Kirkland: LOOK AT JAKE! HE HOLDS ON AGAIN! AND WHAT THE HELL?! JAKE SMITH IS TRYING TO SKID THE CAT! :comeagain:

Stew-O: Well, don’t adjust your TV sets, because he just–DRAKE WAS WAITING FOR IT WITH HIS ARMS CROSSED AND HITS A SOCCER STYLE KICK TO THE GROIN OF JAKE!  JAKE COLLAPSES BACK INSIDE THE RING IN PAIN AS DRAKE JUST SITS THERE AND LAUGHS! Drake once again poses for the crowd, before turning his attention back over to Ahren sitting in the corner, and now Drake reaches down for Ahren–BUT AHREN GRABS A HOLD OF DRAKE’S ARM AND YANKS HIM BACK AND DRAKE’S SHOULDER GOES INTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!

Gavin Kirkland: Drake and Ahren are opposite of one another as both rise to their feet, and both men exchange blows with one another, AND AHREN SWINGS AT DRAKE, BUT DRAKE DUCKS, PULLS IN AHREN AND CONNECTS WITH A RIPCORD KNEE THAT KNOCKS AHREN BACK–AND AHREN IS STUNNED LEANING AGAINST THE ROPES–AND DRAKE RUNS AND CLOTHESLINES AHREN OVER THE TOP ROPE LOOKING FOR HIS FIRST ELIMINATION!

Stew-O: NO! The GOAT stays in it as Drake collapses to his knees and Ahren hugs the bottom rope on the apron.

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..

*BUZZ*

(“Gangsta” by New Years Day blares throughout the speakers as the crowd goes crazy.)

Persephone: Oh, it’s just her. Carry on.

Stew-O: MS. EXTREME FROM VOLTAGE IS ENTRANT FOUR! The fans are going nuts for her! She looks fired up as she makes a beeline for the ring!

Gavin Kirkland: Drake and Ahren are stirring in the ring, and Drake right away knows what’s about to come for him. CAMILLE ENTERS THE RING AND WASTES NO TIME GOING AFTER DRAKE! DRAKE IS TRYING TO PLEAD TO CALM HER DOWN!

Drake King: (off mic) Now Camille, just lis-

Stew-O: MS. EXTREME LAYS OUT DRAKE WITH A STIFF ELBOW SHOT TO THE FACE! AND MS. EXTREME GOES ON THE ATTACK ON THE GROUNDED DRAKE KING AND BEGINS HAMMERING AWAY AT HIS FACE AS DRAKE TRIES TO COVER UP! Camille stands now and is feeling fired up as Drake is trying to crawl away, but Camille grabs the hair and pulls him back to his feet, and she turns Drake around to face towards her, and she grabs him by the neck, and she goes for the Twist Of Fate!

Gavin Kirkland: AND DRAKE TWISTS OUT OF IT, AND SHOVES CAMILLE FORWARD! CAMILLE AND DRAKE THEN RACE TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER BUT DRAKE RUNS INTO A HARD RIGHT HAND FROM THE RED QUEEN! DRAKE SEEMS A BIT WOOZY AS MS. EXTREME THEN GOES FOR THE TWIST OF FATE ONE MORE TIME…AND IT CONNECTS ON DRAKE KING!! MS. EXTREME THEN PICKS UP THE LIFELESS DRAKE AND GOES TO TOSS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Persephone: DAMN! DRAKE HOLDS ON AS HE LAYS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE APRON UNDER THE ROPE, AND NOW MS. EXTREME USING HER FOOT, TRIES WITH ALL HER MIGHT TO PUSH DRAKE OUT OF THE RING, BUT DRAKE IS HOLDING ON TO THAT BOTTOM ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE!

Stew-O: FROM BEHIND!! AHREN FOURNIER FLIPS MS. EXTREME OVER THE TOP ROPE– MS. EXTREME MANAGED TO HOLD ON, AHREN RUNS TO GO FOR A SPEAR TO ELIMINATE MS. EXTREME, BUT CAMILLE SIDESTEPS IT, AND THEN DELIVERS A SOCCER STYLE KICK TO THE FACE OF AHREN THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE DRIVING AHREN BACK INTO THE RING AND ONTO THE MAT AS MS. EXTREME TAKES A SIGH OF RELIEF.

Gavin Kirkland: Ay, I’m just happy we finally got some boobs in this match. Not the biggest, but it’ll do.

Stew-O: DRAKE IS RIGHT BESIDE CAMILLE ON THAT APRON AND TRIPS HER OFF HER FEET AND SHE LANDS BACK FIRST ON THE APRON! THIS TIME IT’S DRAKE KING INSIDE THE RING USING HIS FOOT TRYING TO KICK MS. EXTREME OUT OF THE RING, BUT MS. EXTREME ISN’T BUDGING ONE BIT! AND AFTER A WHILE, DRAKE GIVES UP OUT OF FRUSTRATION!

Drake King: (off mic) RATS!

Persephone: The annoying redhead rolls back inside the ring, and Drake goes to pick her up–BUT A LOW BLOW FROM MS. EXTREME! AND MS. EXTREME CONNECTS NOW WITH A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! CAMILLE NOW ROLLS AWAY FROM DRAKE AS SHE PULLS HERSELF UP WITH THE ROPES!

Gavin Kirkland: The fiery redhead is up as he grabs Drake by the head and brings him to his feet, AND NOW SEVERAL FOREARM SHOTS TO THE FACE OF THE REDEEMER! MS. EXTREME RUNS TO THE ROPES– AND SHE EATS A SUPERKICK FROM DRAKE KING!! Camille’s down now as Drake has that shit eating smile on his face. He now grabs Ms Extreme by the head on the mat.

Drake King: (off mic) YOU DON’T DESERVE THIS! NOBODY DESERVES IT!! NONE OF YOU WILL WIN, DO YOU HEAR ME?!

Persephone: Just watch my Rexy–ANOTHER LOW BLOW FROM MS. EXTREME ON DRAKE AND NOW MS. EXTREME POPS BACK UP TO HER FEET AND DELIVERS A SNAP SUPLEX ON DRAKE!

Stew-O: LOOK!! CAMILLE PICKS UP THAT UMBRELLA THAT AHREN BROUGHT INTO THE MATCH EARLIER AND DROPS DOWN TO DRAKE! SHE PUTS IT AGAINST DRAKE’S THROAT……RED HANDEEEDD!!!! THE STF IS LOCKED IN WITH THE UMBRELLA CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF DRAKE!! :damn:

Ms. Extreme: (off mic): JUST WATCH ME, YOU DELUSIONAL MOTHERFUCKER! THIS IS MINE!!

Stew-O: We know just how much Ms. Extreme wants to make sure New Eden doesn’t win this match, and it starts with Drake right now. She wants to eliminate him from the equation as soon as possible.

Gavin Kirkland: Ms. Extreme lets go of Drake as Drake crawls to the nearest corner near him and gasps for some air, while Camille smiles as she is back up to her feet. She turns around and–SHE STANDS FACE TO FACE WITH THE BLOODY MESS THAT IS JAKE SMITH!

Jake Smith: (off mic) I have been waiting for this moment for a LONG time. :mjgrin:

Ms. Extreme: (off mic) Oh, I’m adopted right? Haha, how fucking original. Take a swing cuckboy!

Stew-O: AND JAKE DOES JUST THAT, BUT CAMILLE DUCKS IT AND BEGINS HAMMERING AWAY AT JAKE WITH SEVERAL RIGHT HANDS! BUT JAKE SMITH CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION CUTTING HER OFF! AND JAKE SMITH RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A SWINGING NECKBREAKER–AND IT CONNECTS! NOW WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!

(Jake Smith crawls to the edge of the ring and reaches for something underneath the ring.)

Gavin Kirkland: Are those?! THE AVA ADOPTION PAPERS WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE! AND JAKE SMITH APPROACHES CAMILLE WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE!

Persephone: Jesus, this is terrible. But Jake has the papers–AND HE SLAPS CAMILLE ACROSS THE FACE WITH THEM! AND HE DOES IT ONCE MORE! AND NOW- HE GRABS THE HEAD OF MS. EXTREME AND SMASHES THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED PAPER IN HER FACE AND RUBS IT AROUND HER FACE! THE BARBED WIRE JUST SLICING HER SKIN!

Jake Smith: (off mic) ADMIT IT!

Persephone: IT’S PAPER FOR FUCK’S SAKE! :skip:

Gavin Kirkland: Jake throws the papers aside, as he begins to stomp on the grounded body of Ms. Extreme before delivering countless elbow drops! Jake now mounts Camille and delivers several rights and lefts to the face of Ms Extreme. Jake stands and takes a few steps back, like a shark who smells blood waiting to strike on Camille. And now Ms. Extreme gets on one knee, and Jake Smith has a smile on his face, as he runs off the ropes, and he drives his knee into the side of Ms. Extreme’s head as hard as he possibly can! That sounded like a damn gunshot! And he goes to pick up–

Stew-O: AHREN FOURNIER RUNS FROM OUT OF NOWHERE AND TRIES TO THROW JAKE OUT! BUT FOR LIKE THE FOURTH TIME IN THIS MATCH, JAKE MANAGES TO HOLD ON, AND AHREN TRIES TO THROW PUNCHES TO GET JAKE OFF THE APRON, BUT JAKE CATCHES THE HAND OF AHREN, AND THEN–A THUMB TO THE EYE IT LOOKS LIKE FROM JAKE! JAKE RUNS TO HIS SIDE TO THE TURNBUCKLE NEXT TO HIM AND CLIMBS UP THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND JAKE STANDS TALL ON THE TOP ROPE–AND HE GOES FOR A CROSSBODY!!

Persephone: OUCH!! AHREN PICKED HIS UMBRELLA UP AND WHIPPED IT ACROSS THE STOMACH OF THE AIRBORNE JAKE SMITH!! HOLY FUCK, DID YALL HEAR THAT? IT SOUNDED LIKE A FIRECRACKER!

Stew-O: Ahren takes a second to catch his breath, as he then looks at his surroundings, and sees Ms. Extreme trying to get up, and he approaches her, and then puts her arm over his head, and it looks like he’s going to try and suplex Ms. Extreme out of the ring, BUT MS. EXTREME DRIVES A KNEE TO THE HEAD OF AHREN IN MID AIR, AND THEN SLIPS OUT FROM BEHIND AHREN, AND THEN CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING NECKBREAKER TAKING THE HALL OF FAMER DOWN! ALL COMPETITORS ARE DOWN ONCE MORE AS MS. EXTREME SEEMS TO HAVE GAINED THE UPPER HAND OF THE FOUR HERE!

Gavin Kirkland: The girl is all standing alone and she has her choice on who to target, and without any hesitation…SHE CHARGES AT DRAKE–BUT DRAKE PULLS THE ROPE DOWN AND CAMILLE GOES FLYING OVER!!

Stew-O: MS. EXTREME SOMEHOW HELD ON DESPITE HOW FAST THAT HAPPENED! DRAKE IS TRYING TO RELEASE THE GRIP OF CAMILLE’S FINGERS AND KICK HER OFF THE APRON, BUT IS HAVING NO LUCK!

Drake King: (off mic) GET OUT! GET OUT!! GET OUT!!!

Persephone: I feel you on that one Drake.

Stew-O: Drake out of frustration steps back and waits for Camille to roll back inside the ring under the rope, and DRAKE CHARGES LOOKING FOR “JUDGEMENT DAY”!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT MS. EXTREME SAW IT COMING AND DELIVERS A DEVASTATING SPINEBUSTER DROPPING DRAKE RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!

Stew-O: Damn, this match has only just begun and the action is already fast and furious.

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*BUZZ*

(“Raise Up The Lights” (ft. The Siege) hits as the crowd cheers, as James Ranger walks out pumping himself up before making a sprint to the ring.)

Gavin Kirkland: Ay, our first Showdown rep. A guy who wears his heart on his sleeve and has been on a mission to show he’s got what it takes, and Hawk gave him this chance to do it, is he going to make the most of it? Let’s hope so.

Persephone: This random dude I barely know the name of rushes inside the ring, and he sees Ahren on his feet, and he comes in and takes him down with a knife edge chop! Ahren is back up and James connects with another one! James turns his attention to his side and he sees Drake in the corner, AND JAMES RANGER RUNS AT DRAKE AS FAST AS HE CAN! JAMES RANGER CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE OF DRAKE KING INSIDE THE CORNER!

Stew-O: THEN JAMES RANGER FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BULLDOG IN THE CENTER OF THE RING FROM THE CORNER! JAMES RANGER IS IN CONTROL NOW AS HE LOOKS AT HIS SURROUNDINGS ONCE MORE, AND JAMES RUNS AND TARGETS JAKE SMITH NEAR THE ROPES, AND HE TRIES TO LIFT JAKE UP GOING FOR THE ELIMINATION, BUT JAKE IS FIGHTING IT NOT TO GO OVER THE TOP ROPE! JAKE SMITH RAINS DOWN SOME ELBOW SHOTS TO THE SHOULDER OF JAMES, AND HE MANAGES TO GET JAMES TO RELEASE HIM SETTING HIM BACK ON THE GROUND!

Persephone: Jake now throws an elbow shot to the side of James head and is able to create some separation, but now for long as James Ranger runs up behind Jake and he goes for a german suplex! Jake blocks again using his foot, and he manages to reverse and face James back. Jake looks to go for a back suplex…BUT JAMES THROWS A SHOT TO JAKE’S HEAD BREAKING THE HOLD! JAMES NOW DRIVES JAKE BACK INTO THE CORNER! SHOULDER THRUST FROM JAMES, AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND JAMES LIFTS JAKE UP AND SITS HIM ON THE TOP ROPE, AND JAMES JOINS HIM UP TOP THERE…WHAT ARE THESE FUCKING IDIOTS DOING?!

Gavin Kirkland: Beats me, but I trust James knows what he’s doing up there, and now James and Jake are battling for control on the top rope. A shot from James! A shot from Jake! Back and forth! James….JAMES THROWS A HEADBUTT! THAT WAS UNEXPECTED! AND UH OH-

Stew-O: JAMES RANGER SUPERPLEXES JAKE SMITH–AND THEY LAND RIGHT ON TOP OF MS. EXTREME, DRAKE, AND, AHREN WHO WERE ALL STIRRING TO THEIR FEET! AMAZING!

Persephone: All five competitors roll in different directions around the ring. James Ranger stands holding his head thanks to the collision, but he’s not wasting any time. He takes a look around, and Ms. Extreme is the only one who’s close to getting to her feet–AND JAMES RANGER RUNS AT CAMILLE LOOKING FOR THE FIRST ELIMINATION OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH! YES PLEASE!

Stew-O: AGAIN, CAMILLE SIDESTEPS AND SENDS RANGER OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT RANGER HOLDS ON, AND NOW CAMILLE BEGINS TO THROW RIGHT HANDS HOPING TO KNOCK JAMES RANGER OFF THE APRON, BUT RANGER IS FIGHTING AS HARD AS HE CAN! JAMES RANGER SLIDES UNDERNEATH THE APRON TO AVOID ELIMINATION, CAMILLE TURNS AROUND AND RUNS INTO AN ENZIGURI KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD FROM JAMES AS SHE COLLAPSES TO THE MAT! JAMES RANGER IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW!

Gavin Kirkland: And he looks to keep it rolling, as he now approaches Jake again but Jake throws a side kick to the midsection of James, and it causes James to take a few steps back, and Jake doesn’t waste any time as he steps up to James Ranger…AND JAKE SMITH DELIVERS A REVERSE STO DROPPING JAMES RANGER TO THE MAT! All five competitors are down in this match and Jake sees that, and he turns his attention right back to James Ranger, and he picks up Ranger and gets him in position to throw him over the top rope-

Stew-O: BUT JAMES RANGER REVERSES AND TURNS IT INTO A BACK BODY DROP! BUT NO!! JAKE SMITH REVERSED THAT INTO A CROSSBODY IN MID AIR! JAKE SMITH IS BACK ON HIS FEET NOW FEELING PROUD OF HIMSELF–BUT LOOK BEHIND HIM! MS. EXTREME WAS LYING IN WAIT AS SHE DELIVERS A HARD FOREARM SHOT TO THE BACK OF JAKE SMITH’S HEAD! MS. EXTREME RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BOUNCES BACK TO JAKE–BUT JAKE SMITH CATCHES HER WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! JAKE LOOKS EXHAUSTED AS HE TRIES TO CATCH HIS BREATH, BUT HE DOESN’T HAVE ANY TIME AS RANGER IS BACK UP AND HE TARGETS JAKE!

Persephone: Two ugly people slugging it out. What a sight to see ladies and gentlemen.

Stew-O: RANGER GOES FOR A DDT, BUT JAKE REVERSES IT AND FACES RANGER AT HIS BACK, AND JAKE GOES FOR THE FULL NELSON SLAM–BUT JAMES RANGER REVERSES IT AND NOW HE FACES JAKE’S BACK, AND HE GOES FOR THE FULL NELSON SLAM, AND IT CONNECTS ON JAKE SMITH!

Gavin Kirkland: Repping Showdown not too bad so far, and he sees Drake King as a sitting ducks standing in the corner, and James comes charging at Drake–AND JAMES DRIVES BOTH OF HIS KNEES RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF DRAKE KING! AND NOW JAMES RANGER FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A MONKEY FLIP IN THE CENTER OF THE RING–BUT DRAKE LANDED PERFECTLY ON HIS FEET! AND WOAH!!! MS. EXTREME COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND DELIVERS A LEAPING CLOTHESLINE TO DRAKE TAKING HIM DOWN!

Stew-O: Ms. Extreme feels fired up as she goes up to the top rope…I don’t know how wise this is! :lupe: SHE’S GOING FOR BLIND FURY!!! SHE STANDS TALL…BUT LOOK! JAMES RANGER RUNS UP TO THE TOP WITH MS. EXTREME LIKE SPIDER MAN OR SOMETHING, AND HE DELIVERS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX FROM THE TOP! CAMILLE NOW HOLDS HER BACK IN PAIN AS SHE ROLLS UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE!

Persephone: Why didn’t he just push her off when he got to the top rope with her? :skip:

Gavin Kirkland: Fine with me, saves us from a huge sausage party.

Stew-O: BUT JAMES RANGER IS BACK UP AND NOW HE’S THE ONE GOING TO THE TOP ROPE, AND HE LOOKS DOWN AT DRAKE KING BELOW HIM–AND JAMES RANGER FLIES HIGH GOING FOR A FROG SPLASH! BUT DRAKE KING GOT HIS KNEES UP! THAT MIGHT END UP COSTING JAMES HERE!

Persephone: DRAKE KING PICKS UP JAMES RANGER NOW AND PLACES HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS OF JAMES–ASCENSION!!!!!! THE PEDIGREE CONNECTS TO JAMES IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, DRAKE THOUGH IS ON BOTH KNEES AND NOT IN ANY HURRY TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! BUT BEHIND DRAKE–AHREN FOURNIER COMES AND HITS DRAKE RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!

Gavin Kirkland: Ahren looks down at Drake down and out, JAKE SMITH TURNS AHREN AROUND–BUT AHREN JUST PUNCHES THE SHIT OUT OF JAKE WITH A STIFF RIGHT HAND! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION NOW, AND AHREN PICKS UP JAKE IN A POWERBOMB POSITION…HE’S GONNA THROW JAKE OVER THE TOP ROPE…BUT JAKE LEAPS HIGH LANDS ON HIS FEET BEHIND AHREN! AHREN TURNS AROUND AND SEES JAKE SMITH RUNNING AT HIM AND JAKE DROPKICKS AHREN OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

Stew-O: THIS TIME IT’S AHREN WHO MANAGES TO HANG ON! JAKE APPROACHES AHREN ON THE APRON, BUT DRAKE STOPS THAT FROM HAPPENING AS HE TURNS JAKE AROUND TO FACE HIM, AND DRAKE GOES FOR A RIGHT HAND, BUT JAKE BLOCKS IT! JAKE GIVES A “NO” LOOK TO DRAKE, AND A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION….”ULTIMAAAA”!!!!!  THE IMPALER DDT CONNECTS ON DRAKE KING! JAKE SMITH LOOKS PROUD OF HIMSELF AS HE PICKS UP THE LIFELESS DRAKE AND POINTS OVER THE TOP ROPE…AND HE SENDS DRAKE FLYING!!

Persephone: BAI BITCH!!!

Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE KING STAYS ALIVE AS HE HOLDS ON!

Persephone: :will:

Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE FALLS TO THE APRON AND HUGS THE ROPE, AND JAKE SMITH TURNS AROUND TO SEE DRAKE IS STILL IN THE MATCH.

Jake Smith: :noah:!!

Stew-O: JAKE ONCE MORE GOES TO APPROACH DRAKE–BUT AHREN COMES UP BEHIND HIM AND DELIVERS A GERMAN SUPLEX DAMN NEAR SENDING JAKE ACROSS THE RING! WHAT STRENGTH THERE FROM THE GOAT!

Gavin Kirkland: You guys said it, we’re only five entrants in and it looks like all these competitors have been through a car wreck as Jake Smith is still bleeding from his nose and all five competitors are down. No eliminations in the match yet and all competitors try to make their way up to their feet, and our next entrant is about to be revealed!

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*BUZZ*

(‘Where’s My Wonderland’ by Blood on the Dance Floor hits as the crowd begins to boo. Mary. S. Atlas makes her way out to the ring slowly soaking in the boos before sliding inside of the ring.)

Stew-O: Dynasty’s own, and young upstart–

Gavin Kirkland: More boobs! :blessed:

Stew-O: Young upstart with a bright future ahead of her. She’s been trying to find her groove over here on Dynasty, but tonight is a golden opportunity to showcase her talents as she’s said throughout the week!

Persephone: Yall just giving more time for my Rexy to stay fresh to be a back to back winner. :mjgrin:

Stew-O: Mary is inside the ring, and she sees the handful of other Elitists in the ring and is deciding who to target. Three different competitors are standing in the corner, and she looks around, and Mary runs and drives her elbow into the midsection of Ms. Extreme in a corner! Mary runs and delivers another one to Ahren standing in a corner, and then Jake Smith! Drake King is up against the ropes, and she approaches Drake and begins to deliver rights and lefts before backing off, and then Drake slithers himself over to the free corner, and Mary runs full steam at Drake–BUT DRAKE THROWS AN ELBOW TO HER FACE STOPPING HER IN HER TRACKS! AND DRAKE HOPS ON THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE, AND THEN LAUNCHES HIMSELF–BUT MARY CATCHES HIM WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE IN MID AIR!

Persephone: She’s quite ugly, but she’s got some fire. She’s got a smile on her face as she picks Drake up off the mat and balances him up against the ropes, and she tries to lift Drake up for the elimination, but Drake is trying to fight it off. She manages to get both of Drake’s feet off the ground as Drake is back first against the ropes…But Drake kicks Mary several times in the face causing her to let go of him. Mary takes a step back and checks her lip for blood before turning her attention back to Drake..and she goes for a hard clothesline–BUT DRAKE KING DUCKS IT AND KICKS HER IN THE MIDSECTION, DRAKE HOOKS THE LEGS OF MARY GOING FOR “ASCENSION”…BUT MARY FIGHTS IT OFF AND BACKS DRAKE UP INTO A CORNER!

Stew-O: Drake holds his ribs in some pain, and Mary notices that and she begins to throw the kicks to the ribcage of Drake! Kick after kick after kick! And now Mary goes for an irish whip, but Drake King counters it and AND WHOA! MARY RUNS RIGHT INTO A BACK BODY DROP FROM JAMES RANGER! DRAKE TRIES TO TAKE ADVANTAGE WHILE JAMES’ BACK IS TURNED, AND DRAKE KING PULLS IN JAMES BY THE ARM AND CONNECTS WITH A RIPCORD KNEE!

Gavin Kirkland: On the other side of the ring, Jake Smith is trying to work on eliminating Ms. Extreme in the corner, and it looks like he almost has her over, but Camille is clinging to the ring post…but it doesn’t help much longer as Jake throws her over–BUT CAMILLE STILL MANAGES TO STAY ALIVE! Jake reaches over the top rope and pulls Ms. Extreme up, and Ms. Extreme fights back and grabs Jake by the head and drives her knee into his already injured nose that drops him like a sack of potatoes. Ms. Extreme climbs the turnbuckle next to her and looks down on Jake on the mat–AND MS. EXTREME CONNECTS WITH A ELEVATED LEGDROP RIGHT ON THE NECK OF JAKE!

Stew-O: OH MY! DRAKE KING AND AHREN ARE GOING AT IT AT THE OPPOSITE END! BOTH ARE NEAR THE ROPES, AND AHREN CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION OF DRAKE! DRAKE NOW FINDS HIMSELF BALANCED ON THE ROPE, AND AHREN NOW CONNECTS WITH A BODY SHOT ACROSS THE CHEST OF DRAKE! AND AGAIN! DRAKE IS TEETERING FROM GOING OVER THE TOP ROPE! AND AHREN WITH ONE FINAL SHOT CLOTHESLINES DRAKE OVER, BUT ONCE AGAIN, DRAKE MANAGES TO STAY IN THE MATCH! AHREN GRABS AHOLD OF DRAKE AND DRAKE IS TRYING TO FREE HIMSELF FROM THE GRIP OF AHREN, AND HE DOES WITH A SHOULDER THRUST TO THE MIDSECTION OF AHREN THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE, AND NOW DRAKE LOOKS TO BE MEASURING AHREN AS DRAKE STANDS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE APRON!

Persephone: THE POSTER CHILD FOR VIRGINITY SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF AT AHREN FOURNIER–PROTECT YA NECK!!!! THE CLOTHESLINE CATCHES DRAKE IN MID AIR!! DRAKE LOOKS TO BE OUT LIKE A LIGHT!

Stew-O: Ahren is trying to get Drake off the mat to get him over the top rope, but Drake just seems to be dead weight at this point. AND FROM BEHIND MARY S. ATLAS COMES IN WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF AHREN! AHREN GOES CHEST FIRST INTO THE CORNER, AND THEN TURNS AROUND TO SEE MARY CHARGING AT HIM–BUT AHREN COUNTERS WITH THE BACK BODY DROP, BUT MARY LANDS ON HER FEET, AND AHREN IS UNAWARE OF THAT, UNTIL AHREN TURNS AROUND– MARY S. ATLAS GOES FOR THE “HEADSHOT”!! BUT AHREN CATCHES THE LEG!

Gavin Kirkland: AHREN SPINS MARY AROUND WITH HER LEG, AND THEN MARY TURNS IT INTO A DOUBLE LEG LARIAT TO THE FACE! MARY IS TAKING IT TO THE HALL OF FAMER RIGHT NOW!

Stew-O: MARY ATLAS IS MEASURING UP AHREN! SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE SMELLS BLOOD, AND SHE WANTS TO MAKE A NAME FOR HERSELF, AND WHAT BETTER WAY THAN TO POTENTIALLY TAKE OUT A HALL OF FAMER?

Persephone: So we’re just gonna act like Ahren Fournier is still a big deal? Only thing he’s done recently is just take out a big boy and watch him burn.

Stew-O: #RIPMyBigHomieAzrael :mjcry:

Gavin Kirkland: Anyways, Mary is waiting for Ahren to turn around,  SHE LEAPS UP AND GOES FOR WHAT SHE CALLS “WELCOME TO MARYLAND”!! THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER…BUT AHREN HOLDS MARY UP IN THE AIR BEFORE SHE COULD COMPLETE THE MOVE! AND NOW MARY LOOKS A BIT NERVOUS UP THERE, AND AHREN WALKS HER OVER TO THE TOP ROPE TO TRY AND THROW HER OVER!

Persephone: OH, IT LOOKS LIKE MARY IS CHANGING GEARS IN MID AIR, AND SHE TRANSITIONS INTO A SUBMISSION! OH MY LORD!!! AHREN IS DANGLING MARY OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT MARY IS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF AHREN AS SHE DANGLES OVER THE TOP ROPE! AHREN IS TRYING HIS BEST TO ESCAPE THE HOLD, BUT MARY IS APPLYING MAXIMUM PRESSURE HERE AS SHE IS DESPERATE TO SAVE HERSELF IN THIS MATCH!

Stew-O: MARY IS ABLE TO REPOSITION HERSELF A LITTLE BIT, AND NOW SHE IS GOING TO TRY AND ELIMINATE AHREN BY PULLING HIM OVER USING THE CHOKEHOLD SUBMISSION HOLD! AHREN SEEMS TO BE FADING IN THE SUBMISSION AS MARY SEEMS TO HAVE AHREN TEETERING ABOUT TO HAVE HIS FULL WEIGHT GO OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND AHREN GOES OVER!!

Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! AHREN SOMEHOW HANGS ON!!! MARY ROLLS BACK INSIDE THE RING AND CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WASN’T ENOUGH TO ELIMINATE THE HALL OF FAMER! SHE SCREAMS IN ANGER!, AND DAMN, THAT’S KINDA HOT. :notbad:

Stew-O:  Still no eliminations yet in this match despite the many close calls we have seen so far. She’s a rookie but she can’t let that stuff get to her and I think she knows that as she tries to go back on the attack on Ahren, but it’s too late as Ahren has already made his way back inside the ring, and she stomps away at him, and on the other side of the ring, we see James Ranger throwing several kick to Ms. Extreme in the corner, and and he begins to try eliminating her, but Ms. Extreme fights it off with several elbows to the side of Ranger’s head! Those elbow shots caused Ranger to step back a few steps, and Ms. Extreme steps up to the second turnbuckle–AND MS. EXTREME CONNECTS WITH THE LEAPING DROPKICK FROM THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE THAT DROP JAMES RANGER!

Gavin Kirkland: Action is going nonstop, as the bodies are starting to pile up inside of the ring, and we get ready for our next entrant in this year’s Grand Rampage match!

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*BUZZ*

(‘Pretty Boy Swag’ by Souja Boy hits as the crowd boos, and Jonny Airhart walks out with that arrogant smile and strut. He begins to walk to the ring slowly before climbing up.)

Stew-O: Go from one promising young talent to the next, and both represent the red brand. :wow: The ring is getting a lot more crowded now that we’re at the seventh entrant with no eliminations yet.

Gavin Kirkland: Heard some stuff about this fellow, he’s been showing up and showing out ever since his debut and tonight, he can finally put his name on the map and get that recognition and fame he really wants.

Stew-O: Jonny doesn’t seem to be wasting time as he steps onto the apron, launches himself through the second rope, AND DELIVERS A TORNADO DDT TO MS. EXTREME TAKING HER DOWN! DRAKE WALKS UP TO JONNY, AND JONNY CONNECTS WITH A SPIN KICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF DRAKE, AND NOW JONNY LEAPS OVER DRAKE, AND CONNECTS WITH A SUNSET FLIP–BUT DRAKE MANAGES TO ROLL THROUGH IT, AND DRAKE GOES FOR A SIDE KICK TO THE SIDE OF JONNY’S HEAD, BUT JONNY DUCKS IT, ROLLS UP DRAKE, BUT LETS GO RIGHT AWAY, AND BEATS DRAKE TO HIS FEET! HE CONNECTS WITH A STANDING DROPKICK TO THE FACE!

Persephone: More rest for Rexy. Just keeping him fresh.

Stew-O: NOW IT’S MARY WHO RUNS AT JONNY! JONNY LEAPS OVER MARY! MARY TURNS AROUND AND WALKS RIGHT INTO A STANDING SPANISH FLY FROM JONNY AIRHART!! WHAT A MOVE RIGHT THERE FROM THE YOUNGSTER! AND NOW JONNY LOOKS OVER AND SEES JAMES RANGER OUT ON THE MAT, AND HE RUNS AND GOES FOR A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS– IT CONNECTS! JONNY SHOWING OFF HIS ATHLETICISM EARLY HERE IN HIS TIME IN GRAND RAMPAGE, AND NO WONDER SOME PEOPLE CONSIDER THIS GUY A PIECE OF THE COMPANY’S FUTURE! ONLY ON FRIDAY NIGHTS BABY!

Gavin Kirkland: This dude just oozes arrogance, and right now, he looks for his next target in the ring full of Elitists. he chooses to go after Ms. Extreme who is seated in a corner AND HE RUNS FULL SPEED, DRIVING BOTH KNEES INTO THE FACE OF THE SEATED CAMILLE IN THE CORNER! CAMILLE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND JONNY CRASHES AND BURNS! BUT LOOK!!! LOOK!! AHREN ALMOST HAS JAKE OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Stew-O: JAKE WRAPS HIS ENTIRE BODY AROUND THE ROPE TO SAVE HIMSELF!

(Jake is indeed hanging on for dear life.)

Stew-O: Ahren eventually gives up, and backs up a few feet before running at Jake, but Jake throws an elbow at the face of Ahren! Jake runs at Ahren now and Ahren goes for the clothesline but Jake ducks runs off the opposite ropes AND JAKE GOES THROUGH THE LEGS OF AHREN TO HIS BACKSIDE… AND JAKE CLAPS AHREN’S EARS WITH HIS HANDS BEFORE TURNING AHREN AROUND, AND HE PLACES AHREN BETWEEN HIS LEGS! WHAT THE HELL DOES JAKE HAVE IN MIND HERE?!

Gavin Kirkland: AHREN COUNTERS IT WITH A BACK BODY DROP AND THEN FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT AS JAKE TRIES TO CRAWL AWAY FROM ALL THE MADNESS! WE HAVE ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE MARY ATLAS TRYING TO DO A NUMBER ON MS. EXTREME! MARY LIFTS A LEG OF CAMILLE ON THE SECOND ROPE TRYING TO LIFT HER UP, BUT CAMILE ISN’T LETTING IT HAPPEN, BUT MARY AGGRESSIVELY BEGINS TO HAMMER AWAY AT MS. EXTREME’S FACE WITH FOREARMS! SHE’S GOT MS. EXTREME’S UPPER BODY OVER THE TOP ROPE! AND LOOK!!

Persephone: DRAKE COMES RUSHING OVER TRYING TO HELP MARY!

Drake King: (off mic) PUSH! COME ON EVERYBODY ELSE! GET HER OUT!

Persephone: :mjlol: This little fucker is relentless.

Stew-O: Nobody is coming over to help but he’s trying with what strength he has along with Mary to try and get Ms. Extreme out of this Grand Rampage match, but Camille’s not going to go down without a fight.

Gavin Kirkland: MS. EXTREME IS FIGHTING OUT OF THIS TWO ON ONE SITUATION! SHE BEGINS KICKING FOR HER LIFE…AND OH MY GOSH! I THINK SHE PROLLY JUST KICKED A TOOTH OUT OF DRAKE’S MOUTH AS HE FALLS ON HIS KNEE BACKWARDS, AND PUSHES MARY BACK WITH HER FOOT TO CREATE ENOUGH SEPARATION TO SAFELY GET HERSELF BACK IN THE RING!

Persephone: We gotta shift our focus to the other side of the ring as James Ranger is exchanging shots with Jake Smith! James tries to go for a high knee, but Jake catches the leg of James and connects with a dragon screw! Jake picks up James right away and wraps his arm around his head…I THINK HE MIGHT BE SETTING UP FOR BROKEN WINGS! BUT A SHOT TO THE MIDSECTION FROM JAMES! AND ANOTHER SHOT! BUT NOW IT’S JAKE WHO BEGINS TO HAMMER AWAY AT THE BACK OF THE RESILIENT JAMES RANGER! NOW JAKE LOOKS TO GO FOR IT ONCE MORE–

Stew-O: NO!!! JAMES MANAGES TO TWIRL OUT OF IT AND GERMAN SUPLEX FROM JAMES INTO JAKE SMITH! JAKE SMITH LANDED HEAD FIRST ON THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE BEHIND THEM! Jake’s entire head has been through hell tonight…and we’re only seven entrants in. :mjlol:

Gavin Kirkland: RIGHT AFTER JAKE LANDED IN THE CORNER FROM THE GERMAN, MS. EXTREME COMES IN OUT OF NOWHERE AND DRIVES HER BOOT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JAKE! JAKE LOOKED ABSOLUTELY DAZED SITTING IN THAT CORNER, AND NOW MS. EXTREME BEGINS TO STOMP AWAY AT THE BODY OF JAKE SMITH! JAKE IS HELPLESS RIGHT NOW, AND NOW MS. EXTREME GOES TO PICK UP JAKE AND MARY S. ATLAS ONCE MORE BLINDSIDES CAMILLE FROM HER BACKSIDE!

Stew-O: MARY GRABS MS. EXTREME AND IRISH WHIPS HER INTO THE ROPES, AND MARY RUNS THE OPPOSITE ROPES OF CAMILLE, AND CAMILLE TAKES DOWN MARY WITH A LEAPING SPINNING ELBOW RIGHT TO THE FACE! CAMILLE DRAGS HERSELF UP USING THE ROPES, AND SHE BEGINS TO MEASURE UP MARY… SHE GOES FOR THE TWIST OF FATE BUT MARY LIFTS UP MS. EXTREME AND SHE TRIES TO SPEED WALK OVER TO THE ROPES TO THROW CAMILLE OUT–

Gavin Kirkland: NO!!!! BOTH OF YOU STOP! YOU BOTH NEED TO STAY!! ::mjcry:

Persephone: I personally don’t give a shit, and I’m glad I don’t work with you more often. I really can’t stand you. And I work with Rich Russillo.

Gavin Kirkland: :mjlol: Well that was an extreme mood swing considering we were talking about our love of snuff films earlier.

Stew-O: CAMILLE CHANGES GEARS AND TURNS IT INTO A DDT, SPIKING MARY ATLAS’ HEAD RIGHT INTO THE MAT BEFORE SHE COULD GET THROWN OVER, SAVING HERSELF! NICE IMPROVISING THERE FROM THE RED QUEEN!

Persephone: Rex better.

Gavin Kirkland: OVER ON THE OTHER SIDE, WE SEE AHREN WORKING ON THE NEW GUY, JONNY AIRHART AS HE IS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF HIM WITH HIS FOOT IN THE CORNER! I THINK AHREN HAS HAD ENOUGH OF ALL OF THIS AS HE PICKS UP JONNY WITH SOME URGENCY AND TRIES TO THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT JONNY DOESN’T GO OVER AS HE HOLDS ONTO THE ROPE IN FRONT OF HIM! AHREN BEGINS TO HAMMER AWAY AT THE BACK OF JONNY! HE PICKS HIM UP IN A BACK SUPLEX POSITION.. AND HE’S GONNA THROW OUT JONNY FOR OUR FIRST ELIMINATION OF THE NIGHT!!!! BUT JONNY SOMEHOW MANAGES TO REVERSE IT INTO A SPINNING HURRICANRANA! AHREN IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND NOW JONNY CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE!

Stew-O: JONNY TAKES A LOOK AS HE SEES AHREN DAZED, AND HE RUNS TO THE ROPES, SPRINGBOARDING OFF THE SECOND ROPE!!!! ENZIGURI KICK TO THE HEAD OF AHREN FOURNIER!!!!!! AHREN DROPS TO ONE KNEE NOT HAVING A CLUE OF WHERE HE IS!!! JONNY RUNS THE ROPES AND HE CONNECTS WITH A HURRICANRANA DDT THAT SPIKES AHREN’S HEAD INTO THE MAT! WHAT A SEQUENCE THAT WAS FROM THE UP AND COMER!  HE HAS THE SMILE AGAIN ON HIS FACE AS HE TURNS AROUND AND OH GOD-

Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE KING CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERKICK!!! JONNY AIRHART IS DOWN NOW AND DRAKE LIFTS HIM UP, AND DRAKE THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP!! NO!! JONNY HANGS ON, AND DRAKE CAN’T BELIEVE IT AS HE TRIES TO SPEAR JONNY OFF THE APRON TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR, BUT JONNY SIDE STEPS IT, AND THEN KICKS DRAKE ACROSS THE FACE THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE! JONNY NOW LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR THE SUNSET FLIP, BUT DRAKE ROLLS THROUGH IT TO HIS FEET, AND THEN DELIVERS A HARD KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE SEATED JONNY AIRHART! Drake takes a second to recuperate and find a space where he’s not part of all the madness going on in the match at the moment. Everybody in the match is trying to eliminate one another, but we still haven’t had any eliminations yet so far.

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1…

*BUZZ*

(“Blood, Milk & Sky” by White Zombie plays throughout the stadium speakers. The crowd immediately boos. Minerva walks out from behind the curtain and makes her way to the ring with a determined walk. An exhausted Drake notices from inside the ring.)

Drake King: :blessed:!!!

Stew-O: IT’S MINERVA! She’s next into the Grand Rampage, and you can see the joy on Drake’s face already because he has some backup. Their sole purpose is for one of them to win this match just so nobody else can have it, and here we go! James Ranger blindsides Drake from behind, and he has Drake up high for a suplex…BUT MINERVA PULLS DRAKE DOWN AND SETS HIM ASIDE, AND NOW MINERVA IS TRADING SHOTS WITH SHOWDOWN’S JAMES RANGER!

Gavin Kirkland: JAMES SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN THE UPPER HAND ON THE FRESH MINERVA!!! HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND MINERVA CATCHES JAMES RANGER WITH A SPINEBUSTER TAKING HIM DOWN! Minerva mounts James and begins to rain down haymakers, and Drake is sitting in the corner just watching it happen with that sinister smile on his face. Drake stands up, and both of them begin to stomp away on James Ranger. Everyone else is occupied with something else and James is in a two-on-one predicament!

Persephone: They pick up Ranger, and bring near the ropes, and both of them are about to throw James Ranger out of the Grand Rampage!!!

Stew-O: MS. EXTREME!! SHE PULLS JAMES RANGER DOWN AND BEGINS TO GO GUNS BLAZING AGAINST THE TWO MEMBERS OF NEW EDEN!

Persephone: James Ranger is her competition, why would she help him? :skip:

Stew-O: She and the rest of the Voltvengers aren’t going to let New Eden get away with what they planned out here tonight, and now the numbers game is catching up with Camille right now, as Minerva grabs both arms of Camille, as Drake stands front in center in front of her still with that smile on his face.

Drake King: (off mic) YOU SHOULD’VE LISTENED! THIS IS YOUR OWN FAULT!

(Ms. Extreme spits in the face of Drake King.)

Drake King: (off mic) THAT IS NOT SANITARY!

Stew-O: MINERVA LIFTS UP CAMILLE WITH BOTH OF HER ARMS HOOKED FROM THE BACK…BUT SOMEHOW CAMILLE REVERSES IT AND COUNTERS IT INTO AN ARM DRAG! MINERVA RACES BACK TO HER FEET AND CHARGES AT CAMILLE BUT CAMILLE SIDESTEPS AND SENDS MINERVA SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST THROUGH THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE, TAKING HER OUT OF THE EQUATION FOR AT LEAST A MOMENT! CAMILLE TURNS AROUND INTO A SUPERKICK FROM DRAKE! BUT WAIT…MS. EXTREME CAUGHT THE LEG OF DRAKE!

Persephone: Drake now has his hands up begging for some mercy, but Camille shakes her head before flipping Drake backwards using his foot, but Drake lands on his feet, and he runs into Camille BUT CAMILLE REVERSES AND TAKES DRAKE DOWN TO THE MAT, AND SHE’S GOT RED HANDED LOCKED IN! THE ARMBAR IS LOCKED IN ON DRAKE! DRAKE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! NO SUBMISSIONS BUT HEARING DRAKE’S CRIES AND MAKING HIM SUFFER IS FUN TOO!

Gavin Kirkland: WHAT THE HELL?!!?! AHREN FOURNIER BREAKS UP THE SUBMISSION AND MINERVA RUNS AND KNEES MS. EXTREME IN THE FACE!  DRAKE CRAWLS AWAY UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING HOLDING HIS ARM, AND REMEMBER, DRAKE KING HAS NOT BEEN ELIMINATED AS HE ROLLED UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE!

Stew-O: Meanwhile, the action inside the ring is still going on fast and furious. We have Jake Smith battling it out with fellow Dynasty roster member Mary S. Atlas, and James Ranger exchanging blows with Jonny Airhart near the ropes facing the stage. Mary is trying to lift Jake over the top rope, but Jake easily escapes dropping elbows on the back of Mary’s neck. Jake takes this time to climb the top rope behind him, and he dives at Mary AND CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING NECKBREAKER! JAKE STANDS AND IS MET WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE FROM AHREN FOURNIER!

Gavin Kirkland: JONNY AIRHART RUNS UP BEHIND AHREN AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

Stew-O: AHREN HANGS ON AND SLIDES BACK IN THE RING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! STILL NO ELIMINATIONS SO FAR AS EVERYCOMPETITOR HAS HELD THEIR OWN IN THERE.

Persephone: I hope they all get COVID in there.

Stew-O: But then Rex would get COVID :wtf:

Persephone: Rex is vaccinated :drakelike:

Stew-O: MINERVA IS BACK IN THIS, AND SHE CLOTHESLINES JAMES RANGER! MARY ATLAS RUNS AT HER AND MINERVA HITS HER WITH THE BACK BODY DROP! NOW IT’S JONNY WHO RUNS INTO A KNIFE EDGE CHOP! MARY IS IN A CORNER AND MINERVA HAS HER SIGHTS LOCKED ON HER, AND NOW MINERVA CHARGES AND GOES FOR THE LEAPING FOREARM BUT MARY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND! AND NOW MARY GOES FOR A LEAPING ZIG ZAG ON MINERVA! MINERVA HOLDS ON TO THE ROPES AND MARY FALLS TO THE MAT! MINERVA IS LYING IN WAIT AS SHE RUNS AND DRILLS MARY S. ATLAS WITH A RUNNING STO!

Gavin Kirkland: LOOK!! THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! AHREN AND JONNY AIRHART ARE WORKING TOGETHER AND TRYING TO ELIMINATE JAKE! JAKE HAS BEEN IN THIS SITUATION PLENTY OF TIMES TONIGHT AND HE’S GOTTA BE TIRED OF IT BY NOW, AS ONCE AGAIN HE’S HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE, THIS TIME IN A TWO ON ONE SITUATION! AHREN BEGINS TO HAMMER AWAY AT THE BACK AS JONNY TRIES TO GET JAKE’S LEGS OVER THE TOP ROPE! JAKE FIGHTS OUT OF IT WITH ELBOWS TO BOTH MEN! AS SOON AS JAKE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET, AHREN CLOTHESLINES JAKE OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Persephone: And he still hangs on! What is it going to take to get these people out of here? They’re all just wasting their time anyways because we all know Rexy is gonna go back to back :heart_eyes:

Stew-O: MARY IS BACK UP AND SHE GOES AFTER MINERVA! SHE HOPS ON MINERVA’S BACK AND HAS A CHOKEHOLD LOCKED IN, AND MINERVA IS TRYING TO FIGHT IT, BUT MINERVA DROPS TO A KNEE, AND BUT NO! MINERVA IS BACK UP TO BOTH FEET AND SHE DROPS MARY ON HER BACK WITH A SUDDEN SURGE OF STRENGTH! BUT LOOK!

Persephone: The snake slithers back inside the ring, and Drake is back in the match and he right away goes to help Minerva out, and they both pick Mary up, and Mary tries to fight back with several elbow shots to the midsection of Minerva to free Minerva’s grip, and she throws a hard forearm at Drake’s face, AND UH OH!! SUPERKICK FROM DRAKE KING!!

Gavin Kirkland: MARY ATLAS MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND HOLY SHIT!! DRAKE KING ACCIDENTALLY HITS MINERVA WITH THE KICK! AND HE IMMEDIATELY IS BEING APOLOGETIC SAYING HE DIDN’T MEAN IT…BUT OH NO!! MARY ATLAS TURNS DRAKE KING AROUND–

Stew-O: WEELLLCCOMMEEE TTOO MARRRYLLANNNDDD!!!! THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER!!

Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE IS STUNNED!! AND MARY BACKS  AFEW FEET UP…AND SHE CLOTHESLINES DRAKE OVER THE TOP ROPE!! NO WAY!!!!

Stew-O: DRAKE KING STILL HOLDS ON!!! SOMEHOW!!! MARY TRIES TO PRY DRAKE’S FINGERS OFF THE ROPES, BUT NO LUCK!! DRAKE SAFELY ROLLS BACK IN THE RING, AND ONCE AGAIN, WE ARE LEFT WITH NO ELIMINATIONS! BUT OH WAIT–

Stew-O: JONNY AIRHART FROM BEHIND IS GONNA TOSS OUT MARY!!!

Persephone: :noah:

Gavin Kirkland: :blessed:

Stew-O: MARY STILL STAYS ALIVE! What a performance for her so far. And this match is just getting crazier and crazier.

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1…

*BUZZ*

(“Enemy Strike” by Yuki Hayashi plays as the crowd once again boos. Myles walks out simply doing nothing but walking to the ring, focusing on the task at hand,New Eden making sure they win Grand Rampage so nobody else can enjoy it.)

Stew-O: IT’S THE FINAL PIECE OF THE NEW EDEN PUZZLE! ALL THREE OF THEM ARE TOGETHER IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE NOW, AND WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO STOP THEM?

Persephone: Someone.

Gavin Kirkland: Myles runs in and goes after  Jake Smith who is going back and forth with Minerva! Myles is hammering HARD on that back of Jake, and he throws Jake into a corner before delivering constant kicks to the midsection before delivering several body blows! Jake slips all the way down and is in a seated position, and Myles takes this chance to go to the opposite corner…AND DRIVES HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF JAKE!

Stew-O: LOOK AT DRAKE! He has his hands on both of them with a smile, and he directs an order, AND ALL THREE OF THEM GO JONNY AIRHART IN  A THREE ON ONE ASSAULT! ALL THREE OF THEM ARE MUGGING ON HIM LIKE A PACK OF WILD DOGS! AND NOW…OH JEEZ!!

Gavin Kirkland: MS. EXTREME AND JAMES RANGER JUMP NEW EDEN FROM BEHIND! THEY’RE NOT ABOUT TO SEE NEW EDEN DOMINATE THE MATCH TOGETHER! MS. EXTREME GRABS MINERVA AND THROWS HER IN A CORNER AND STARTS TO THROW BODY SHOTS AT THE MIDSECTION, AND JAMES RANGER TAKES DOWN MYLES WITH A CHOP BLOCK! JAMES FOLLOWS THAT UP BY RUNNING THE ROPES AND CONNECTING WITH A BULLDOG IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! DRAKE TRIES TO STOP IT BUT–

Persephone: WALMART JESUS DOESN’T LIKE THIS, AND HE’S ABOUT TO PUT A STOP TO–AHREN FOURNIER HOOKS BOTH OF DRAKE’S ARMS FROM BEHIND IN THE FULL NELSON, AND OH NO, DRAKE MANAGES TO FREE ONE OF HIS HANDS…BUT AHREN DOESN’T LET GO, AND AHREN CONNECTS WITH A HALF NELSON SLAM! AND MEANWHILE IN THE CORNER, MINERVA MANAGES TO GET SOME SEPARATION BETWEEN HERSELF AND MS. EXTREME…AND MS. EXTREME RUNS AT MINERVA–ONLY TO GET SLICED IN HALF WITH A SPEAR FROM MINERVA!

Stew-O: Now Minerva knees next to Camille, and then grabs the hair and pounds it into the mat as hard as she can before picking her up off the mat, and mInerva places Ms. Extreme on her shoulders, and we have no idea what she could be setting up for…But Ms. Extreme is trying with everything in her power to get out of this, and she throws an elbow to the side of the face of Minerva, and then another one! Camille then slips out from behind, and then connects with a side russian leg sweep on The Gypsy Moth! AND MS. EXTREME FOLLOWS THAT UP RIGHT AWAY WITH A STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE HEART OF MINERVA!

Stew-O: OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! JONNY HAS MARY BALANCED UP AGAINST THE ROPES, AND JONNY DELIVERS SEVERAL KICKS TO THE LOWER BODY OF MARY, AND NOW HE TAKES A FEW STEPS BACKWARDS…AND HE HOPS ON THE SHOULDERS OF MARY, JONNY REPOSITIONS HIMSELF AND HAS MARY IN PRIME POSITION HERE…AND JONNY WITH THE HURRICANARANA HOPING TO PUT AN END TO MARY’S GRAND RAMPAGE DREAMS!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT MARY LIVES TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY! AND JONNY SEES THIS AND HAS THAT FRUSTRATED LOOK ON HIS FACE THAT DIDN’T END MARY’S NIGHT, AND NOW HE RUNS AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE GOING FOR AN ENZIGURI TO KNOCK MARY OFF THE APRON, BUT MARY DUCKS IT! MARY NOW CLIMBS UP THE TOP TURNBUCKLE NEXT TO HER AND WAITS FOR JONNY AIRHART TO RISE TO HIS FEET AND TURN AROUND TO FACE HER–

Stew-O: MYLES OUT OF NOWHERE TRIES TO CHARGE AT MARY TO PUSH HER OFF THE TOP ROPE, BUT MARY AVOIDS IT JUST IN TIME LEAPING OVER MYLES ROLLING THROUGH, AND MYLES TURNS AROUND AND CHARGES AT MARY–SLINGBLADE FROM MARY S. ATLAS!! MYLES IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET RIGHT AWAY, AND NOW MARY CONTINUES ON WITH HER OFFENSE…BUT MYLES CATCHES HER WITH A KNEE FLIPPING HER OVER! AND FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A STIFF KICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF MARY! MYLES PICKS UP MARY, AND SIMPLY THROWS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT SHE HOLDS ON TO THE TOP ROPE BEFORE HE CAN GET THE CHANCE!

Gavin Kirkland: It seems everybody wants the chance to be the one to headline Pain for Pride as eliminations so far ain’t coming so easy, no matter who they are, which makes this even better, because the eventual winner will know they earned every little bit of it.

Persephone: I know I said I want Rex to have all the rest he can, but can he come out soon? I am bored out of my damn mind. :noah:

Stew-O: Meanwhile, Drake is in the corner with Ahren trying to fend him off as Ahren delivers several shoulder thrusts to the midsection of him. Drake now throws a right hand at Ahren before throwing another one and another one, and eventually Ahren lets up and gives Drake a little bit of space to work with, and now it’s Drake who runs at Ahren in the center of the ring–BUT AHREN PICKS UP DRAKE IN A POWERSLAM POSITION AND WALKS TOWARDS THE ROPES!

Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE IS HOLDING ONTO THAT ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE AS AHREN IS TRYING TO DUMP HIM OVER..WILL HE DO IT? NO! DRAKE SLIPS OUT FROM BEHIND AND FALLS BACKWARD, AND AHREN APPROACHES DRAKE ONLY TO BE KICKED IN THE MIDSECTION AND DRAKE GOES TO HOOK THE ARMS OF AHREN, AND WE KNOW WHAT HE’S TRYING TO SET UP–BUT AHREN IS FIGHTING IT, AND AHREN MANAGES TO PUSH DRAKE BACK A FEW STEPS BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A BOOT TO ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! AND DRAKE FALLS TO ONE KNEE…AND I THINK AHREN IS SETTING UP FOR THE STORYBOOK ENDING!!

Stew-O: BUT DRAKE KING MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! AND DRAKE KICKS THE KNEECAP OF AHREN, WHICH DROPS HIM TO A KNEE! A SUPERKICK CONNECTS TO AHREN ON ONE KNEE WHICH DROPS HIM TO TWO! AND NOW DRAKE IS SETTING UP FOR JUDGEMENT DAY!!! IT’S PRETTY MUCH THE BATTLE OF THE CURB STOMPS RIGHT NOW!

Gavin Kirkland: NOW IT’S AHREN WHO MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! BUT IT SEEMS DRAKE WAS EXPECTING IT AS DRAKE RUNS OFF THE ROPES–GUILLOTINE!!!!!! RIGHT TO THE FACE OF AHREN!

Stew-O: JONNY AIRHART CHARGES AT DRAKE–AND DRAKE COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

Persephone: JONNY AIRHART STILL HANG ON THO DESPITE THE ELEVATION DRAKE GOT ON THAT BACK BODY DROP!! DRAKE ISN’T AWARE JONNY HELD ON, AND JONNY GRABS DRAKE FROM BEHIND! HE PICKS UP DRAKE IN A REVERSE SUPLEX!! DRAKE IS ABOUT TO BE ELIMINATED HERE!!

Stew-O: OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE!! MYLES COMES IN AND PULLS DRAKE OUT OF THE GRASP OF JONNY BACK INTO THE RING! DRAKE WAS FOR SURE DONE RIGHT THERE!

Persephone: And now the crappy Australian takes a swing at Jonny on the apron, but Jonny ducks it and slides underneath the bottom rope back into the ring to safety, and now Jonny begins to use his speed once more, and runs off the ropes, and Myles goes for a back body drop, BUT JONNY LEAPS OVER HIS BACK! DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF MYLES; BACK, AND MYLES WALKS RIGHT INTO “BROKEN WINGS” FROM JAKE SMITH!!!! AND OH NO–

Stew-O: MS EXTREME COMES FLYING OFF THE TOP ROPE!! A BLIND FURYYYYY!!! THE DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP TO THE BLACK HEART OF MYLES!!

Gavin Kirkland: AND NOW LOOK AT THIS, MS. EXTREME IS TALKING WITH BOTH JONNY AND JAKE, AND THEY BOTH SHRUG THEIR SHOULDERS. THEY ALL THREE PICK UP MYLES MOTIONLESS BODY, AND THEY’RE GONNA DUMP MYLES OVER THE TOP ROPE!! MYLES IS GONE!!!!

Stew-O: MINERVA AND DRAKE RUSH IN WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM AND ATTACK THE THREE FROM BEHIND CAUSING THEM TO DROP MYLES!! MINERVA AND DRAKE SAVE THEIR RUNNING MATE, AND ALL THREE MAIN IN THE MATCH TOGETHER, AT LEAST FOR NOW!

Persephone: THE REDHEAD CHARGES AT THE GOTH CHICK–BUT MINERVA COUNTERS WITH A FLAPJACK AND CAMILLE BOUNCES THROAT FIRST OFF THE TOP ROPE, AND SHE IS LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER TRYING TO GASP FOR AIR AT THE MOMENT! JAKE RUNS AT DRAKE AND DRAKE CATCHES HIM WITH A HIP TOSS AND NECKBREAKER COMBO! AND NOW JONNY JUST GOES AND PICKS A FIGHT WITH JAMES RANGER IN THE CORNER, DRAKE AND MINERVA GO TO CHECK ON THE HURT ON THE STIRRING MYLES!

Stew-O: It’s pretty much New Eden against the world.at the moment, and honestly, what else did they expect?  That was a close call though, and you just know the rest of the Grand Rampage field will be trying to do similar stuff to make sure none of them walk out the winner.

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1…

*BUZZ*

(‘Attack On Titan’ by Hiroyuki Sawano plays as the crowd boos Limmy Monaghan into oblivion. He embraces the boos though as he struts to the ring.)

Stew-O: The next piece to the Insurgency puzzle is here, Limmy Monaghan, and Jake Smith finally has some backup in this match where he’s taken SO much damage, especially to the head. :mjlol:  This should definitely be most interesting.

Gavin Kirkland: Limmy slides in the ring and right away goes after James Ranger who was trying to eliminate Jake Smith in the corner, and now it’s Jake who hooks both of the arms James, and it’s Limmy who is delivering shots to the midsection of James–AND NOW JAKE PUSHES JAMES FORWARD AND LIMMY CATCHES JAMES RANGER WITH A SAMOAN DROP! LIMMY MOUNTS OVER JAMES AND BEGINS TO RAIN DOWN SHOTS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE JAMES IS CUT THANKS TO AN ELBOW FROM LIMMY!

Stew-O: Jake is now talking inaudibly to Limmy, and Limmy picks up James, and both members of Insurgency try to eliminate Ranger by dumping him over the top rope, but the seasoned vet isn’t letting it happen without a fight as he tries to elbow Limmy, and holds on tight hugging the top rope…AND UH OH! LIMMY SPREADS THE LEGS OF JAMES AS JAMES IS BALANCED ON THE TOP ROPE…AND A SHOT TO THE GROIN FROM LIMMY!

Persephone: His wife is likely gonna need a sperm dono–Wait no, it’s fine cause any kids won’t be his cause she’s obviously cheating.

Stew-O: :wtf: But look, as Jake is watching the encounter go down, MINERVA COMES  BEHIND JAKE AND TRIES TO GO FOR A GERMAN–BUT JAKE MANAGES TO REVERSE IT, AND HE SHOVES MINERVA RIGHT INTO LIMMY! AND LIMMY CONNECTS WITH A BACK BODY DROP SENDING MINERVA OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

Gavin Kirkland: NOT MY GOTH QUEEN! SHE HOLDS ON, THANK GOD! BUT OH NO! JAKE AND LIMMY ARE RIGHT ON MINERVA AS BOTH OF THEM ARE SHOVING MINERVA DOWN, AND MINERVA IS SCREAMING AS HER FINGER STARTS TO PEEL OFF THE ROPES, MYLES AND DRAKE ARE ON THE OPPOSITE END OF THE RING OCCUPIED AND SHE HAS NOBODY TO SAVE HER–AND OH MY LORD!!

Stew-O: SHE BITES THE HAND OF LIMMY, WHICH CAUSES LIMMY TO LET GO AND TAKE A FEW STEPS BACK, AND JACK LOOKS LIKE HE’S SEEN A GHOST AS MINERVA CLOCKS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE, AND MINERVA STEPS BACK INTO THE RING, AND SHE MEASURES JAKE–THE DEVIL’S TOUCH!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: The superkick drops Jake like a sack of potatoes, and now Minerva tries to lift the dead weight of Jake up and over the top rope, but is struggling. Myles turns around to go to help, but Ahren Fournier turns him back around and switches places with him in the corner, and he delivers several strikes to the face before lifting Myles to the top rope, and he climbs up top with him! With the ring full like this, you know that is the worst place to be for both men. :lupe:

Persephone: Idiots. But anyways, Ahren is trying to go for a superplex, but Myles is refusing, as he throws a few shots to the ribs of Ahren, and now Myles throws a couple of headbutts! AND NOW IT’S MYLES WHO TRIES TO GO FOR A HURRICANRANA–BUT AHREN CATCHES THE BODY OF MYLES! MYLES IS IN A TREE OF WOE DANGLING, AND NOW AHREN PULLS HIM BACK UP TO SIT ON THE SHOULDERS…AND OH NO!!! SITOUT POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE AND HE THROWS MYLES ON TOP OF DRAKE KING AS THEY COLLIDE!

Stew-O: MYLES ROLLS AWAY FROM THE CARNAGE AS AHREN DECIDES TO GO FOR DRAKE ONCE MORE IN THIS MATCH! AND AHREN TRIES TO THROW DRAKE OVER THE TOP ROPE–BUT DRAKE REVERSES AND WITH FULL SPEED THROWS AHREN OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

Gavin Kirkland: AHREN HANGS ON ONCE AGAIN! AND DRAKE LOOKS ANNOYED BY THIS AS HE GRABS THE HEAD OF AHREN–AND AHREN ONCE AGAIN GRABS THAT UMBRELLA THAT WAS ON THE EDGE OF THE MAT!! AND HE USES THE END AND STABS DRAKE RIGHT IN THE HEART WITH IT!! AHREN SAVES HIMSELF…BUT WAIT–

Stew-O: MYLES RUNS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM AND GOES TO KNOCK AHREN FOURNIER OFF THE APRON! AHREN COULDN’T REACT QUICK ENOUGH!!

Gavin Kirkland: AND HE’S OUT!! MYLES ELIMINATES AHREN FOR OUR FIRST ELIMINATION OF THE NIGHT!

Bella Braxton: Ahren Fournier has been eliminated!

Stew-O: Ahren looks disappointed as all hell right now, but we shift our focus back inside the ring, and Myles checks up on Drake as Drake holds the right side of his upper body from the umbrella poke, and Myles turns around and goes for a leaping double leg lariat on Mary Atlas who tried to sneak up on him–AND IT CONNECTS! NO!! MARY SIDESTEPPED AT THE LAST SECOND AND NOW MARY GOES FOR A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF MYLES, BUT MYLES THIS TIME COUNTERS IT, AND MYLE QUICKLY STANDS AND FACES THE BACK OF MARY…AND HE CONNECTS WITH A VICIOUS BACKSTABBER!!

Gavin Kirkland: And meanwhile on the other end of the ring, we have Limmy going at it with Ms. Extreme! Limmy has Ms. Extreme cornered…and a hard uppercut to the throat of Camille from Limmy! Limmy drags Ms. Extreme out from the corner and…HE GOES FOR THE SKULL CRUSHING FINALE AS HE HOOKS THE ARMS OF MS. EXTREME–

Stew-O: BUT CAMILLE FIGHTS OUT OF IT AND DROPS TO HER KNEES CAUSING LIMMY TO ROLL THROUGH, AND LIMMY RACES TO HIS FEET…AND HE’S MET WITH A HARD UPPERCUT THAT ROCKS HIM A FEW FEET BACK, AND LIMMY BENDS FORWARD, AND CAMILLE SEES THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY AS SHE CHARGES AND DELIVERS A HARD KNEE UNDERNEATH TO THE FACE OF LIMMY! AND LIMMY IS EVEN MORE STUNNED AS HE WALKS RIGHT INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY ON MS. EXTREME’S SHOULDERS, AND SHE IS GONNA TRY TO DUMP HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!

Persephone: The ugly muthafucka is holding onto the rope…BUT CAMILLE THROWS LIMMY OVER OFF HER SHOULDERS ANYWAYS WITH SOME SERIOUS ELEVATION! BUT LIMMY LANDS ON THE OUTSIDE APRON, CAMILLE NOTICES BUT SHE WALKS RIGHT INTO A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AND SHE DROPS TO A KNEE, AND LIMMY QUICKLY STEPS BACK INTO THE RING AND RUNS THE ROPES–BICYCLE KICK TO MS. EXTREME!! THE BITCH MAY BE MISSING A TOOTH. :yikes:

Gavin Kirkland: Limmy has the smile on his face just taunting to the crowd as they shower him in boos….LOOK!!!

Stew-O: JONNY AIRHART FROM BEHIND TRIES TO THROW LIMMY OUT OF THE RING! BUT LIMMY BARELY HOLDS ON! YOU ALWAYS GOTTA BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH, AND NOW JONNY DOESN’T LOOK TO WASTE THIS OPPORTUNITY AS LIMMY IS IN A VULNERABLE POSITION ON THE APRON, AND HE BEGINS TO THROWS A FEW RIGHT HANDS–BUT LIMMY ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE HITS LIMMY WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!! JONNY IS OUT!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT ONLY ONE FOOT TOUCHED! HE QUICKLY POPS BACK UP ON THE APRON NEXT TO LIMMY! AND NOW BOTH MEN BEGIN EXCHANGING BLOWS…AND AN EYE RAKE FROM LIMMY TO JONNY! JONNY IS STUNNED AS LIMMY BACKS UP–AND LIMMY MONAGHAN GOES FOR A BICYCLE KICK TO KNOCK JONNY LEAPFROGS OVER LIMMY’S HEAD AND LIMMY’S LEG GOES RIGHT INTO THE LED RING POST!! LIMMY IS SITTING ON THE APRON IN PAIN NOW…AND JONNY DELIVERS A HARD KNEE TO THE FACE–AND LIMMY IS GONNA DROP TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR AND BE ELIMINATED!!

Stew-O: WHAT?!?! LIMMY WAS ABOUT TO ROLL OFF THE APRON HAVING NO CLUE WHERE HE WAS…AND HIS INSURGENCY CO-FOUNDER JAKE PULLS HIM BY THE ARM FROM INSIDE THE RING, USING ALL OF HIS STRENGTH AND PULLS LIMMY BACK INSIDE THE RING FROM UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE!

Persephone: WHAT’S WITH ALL THESE SAVES?!?!?! THIS IS NOT A TEAM MATCHUP! PUNCH YOUR FUCKING TICKET TO THE MAIN EVENT OF PAIN FOR PRIDE FOR GOD’S SAKE!

Stew-O: :whoa:

Gavin Kirkland: JONNY SEES THIS AND ISN’T TOO HAPPY AND HE ROLLS BACK IN AS WELL, AND HE LOOKS TO CHARGE AT JAKE–BUT JAKE CATCHES JONNY WITH A SPINEBUSTER!! BUT JONNY IN MID AIR TRANSITIONS SOMEHOW AND GOES FOR A TORNADO DDT!!!

Stew-O: BUT JAKE MANAGES TO HOLD THE WEIGHT OF JONNY UP! AND HE TRIES TO RUN AND THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE–BUT JONNY IMPROVISES AND WRAPS THE LEGS AROUND JAKE AND HAS A SLEEPER LOCKED IN! HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN TIGHT AS JAKE FALLS TO ONE KNEE, AND JAKE IS TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS SITUATION–BUT LIMMY’S BACK UP AND DELIVERS A HARD KNEE TO THE FACE OF JONNY BREAKING IT UP! LIMMY FALLS DOWN NEXT TO JAKE AS THE ACTION IN THIS MATCH KEEPS ON ROLLING!

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*BUZZ*

( ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ by Nirvana blasts through the speakers to a huge pop. Cage comes rushing out of backstage and runs down the ramp like a man on a mission. He stops on the stage and points finger guns onto everyone into the ring, locking in his target, and sliding under the bottom rope and into the ring. )

Stew-O: LIMMY MONAGHAN AND JAKE SMITH HAVE JUST GOTTEN UP TO HIS FEET AS THE ELEVENTH ENTRANT COMES STORMING FROM BEHIND!! Exhaustion should be settling in for the respective New Eden and Insurgency, but Monaghan and Smith came into this match with a whole lot of ammunition to unload onto the competition! Cage enters the ring and is immediately met with a kick courtesy of the Industry Rule. However, Cage grabs his foot and throws it into the midsection of Monaghan. Monaghan is able to grab Smith’s foot, holding it up, as Cage uses the opening to drive his foot into the midsection of Smith! Smith reels away as Monaghan charges in anger! Cage ducks the bicycle kick attempt and grounds him with a jumping knee strike! Man down as SMITH IMMEDIATELY CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER!! CAGE IS IN TROUBLE AS HE TURNS AROUND WITH LITTLE TO NO AWARENESS!!

Gavin Kirkland: CAGE SEES CAKE SMITH AND PICKS HIM UP INTO A SCOOP SLAM POSITION!! HE DROPS HIM OVER AND HAS HIM IN THE INVERTED DDT POSITION!! LIMMY IS IN TROUBLE AS JAKE GOES OVER TO SAVE HIM!! CAGE KICKS THE MIDSECTION AND SNATCHES HIS FACE FROM THE FRONT!! AND HE DRILLS BOTH MEMBERS OF INSURGENCY WITH DDTS!! GREAT THINKING FROM THE EXPLICIT MASTERMIND AS CAGE GETS UP TO HIS FEET! Cage looks around the landscape and sees the scattered bodies. He sees Myles standing in the center of the ring as both lock eyes here in the Grand Rampage!

Persephone: Yawn. Two boring wrestlers with no personality whatsoever confronting each other in this match. Is it anything new?

Stew-O: Cage and Myles are standing face-to-face in the center of the ring as this is an interesting clash of styles! These two are definitely far from boring performers as they start to face off! BUT VOLTAGE’S MARY S. ATLAS AND JAMES RANGER STICK AN ELBOW INTO THE BACK OF THEIR HEADS!! RANGER BACKS MYLES INTO THE CORNER AND CAGE GETS OVERWHELMED WITH STRIKES FROM MARY S. ATLAS! ATLAS PEPPERS HIM WITH ROUNDHOUSE KICKS TO THE MIDSECTIONS WHILE RANGER CARRIES OUT OLD-SCHOOL STOMPS INTO THE RIBCAGE OF NEW EDEN’S MYLES!!

Gavin Kirkland: YES!!! FIST THE SHIT OUT OF MYLES!

Persephone: LOOK! That homeless man eventually turns the tide on Atlas and elbows her face! Atlas is staggered while Cage grabs her wrist and Irish whips her into the other corner. Ranger continues to punch down onto Myles. Ranger sees Atlas coming in and steps out of the way. ATLAS ADAPTS AND LEAPS ONTO MYLES!! MEANWHILE, CAGE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND ROTATES RANGER AROUND!! AND HE TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH THE MURDER, DEATH, KILL!! A DANGEROUS RIPCORD LARIAT AS ATLAS HAS BOTH LEGS ON HIS CHEST AS SHE GOES DOWN!! ATLAS WITH A MONKEY FLIP THAT SENDS MYLES FLYING ACROSS THE RIN-!

Gavin Kirkland: THE FLYING AUSTRALIAN MANAGES TO GRAB CAGE IN MID-AIR WITH THE FRONT HEADSCISSORS AND FLOORS HIM WITH A HURRICANRANA!! MYLES ADAPTED IN MID-AIR FROM THE DISTANCE ATTAINED WITH THE MONKEY FLIP AND MANAGED TO PULL CAGE DOWN WITH VIA SOME SORT OF HURRICANRANA!! Atlas can’t believe it! She gets up to her feet and recollects her thoughts. She charges into Myles! MYLES POPS HER UP INTO THE AIR!! ATLAS GOES SOARING OVER HIS SHOULDERS AS HE GRABS CAGE’S HEAD AS SHE COMES DOWN!! AND DRILLS HIS HEAD INTO CENTER OF THE CANVAS WITH A SIT-OUT FACEBUSTER!! WHAT A FACEBUSTER AS CAGE IS DOWN!! MYLES IMMEDIATELY SPRINTS TOWARDS ATLAS!

Stew-O: This is what Grand Rampage is all about as everyone is going to war as of this moment as Myles goes for his patented running knee strike! Atlas rolls under and circumvents the knee. She comes off the ropes, ducks the clothesline and rebounds off! MYLES PICKS HER UP AND ATLAS MANEUVERS AROUND WITH THE TILT-A-WHIRL DDT!! MYLES MIGHT HAVE FRACTURED HIS SKILL WITH THE SHEER IMPACT OF THAT DDT AS ATLAS ISN’T DONE YET!! ATLAS CONTINUES TO APPLY PRESSURE TO THE GAS PEDAL AS SHE WAITS FOR MYLES TO GET UP OFF ONE KNEE!! SHE RUNS AND JUMPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE! THE SELF-PROCLAIMED MOST WANTED ELITIST SHOWS OFF HER ATHLETIC ABILITY WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT OFF THE SECOND ROPE!

Persephone: DRAKE KING WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK TO THE LOWER THIGH OF ATLAS!! MARY S.ATLAS IS CAUGHT UP ON THE ROPES AND DANGLES UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE SECOND ROPE AS KING TURNS AROUND!! Cheapskate Jesus appears out of nowhere with that superkick while Myles is still staggered from that tilt-a-whirl DDT from earlier. It is now King’s turn to take this aerial as he jumps onto the second rope! DRAKE IS AIMING FOR A SECOND-ROPE MOONSAULT OF HIS OWN ONTO THE ROPE-HUNG MARY S. ATLAS!!

Stew-O: MS. EXTREME STRIKES WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE BACK OF HIS LEG!! BOTH DRAKE KING AND MARY S. ATLAS ARE SUSPENDED UPSIDE DOWN FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE AS CAMILLE LOOKS AT BOTH OF THEM, WONDERING WHO TO STRIKE NEXT! MYLES GETS A GRIP ON HIMSELF AFTER THAT DDT AND EMERGES FROM BEHIND!! CAMILLE TURNS AROUND AND GETS KNOCKED OUT WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! BUT CAMILLE DUCKS HER HEAD AND HOOKS THE ARM!! WHAT THE!??! WHAT IS CAMILLE THINKING TO DO HERE AS SHE HAS THE AUSTRALIAN SUPERSTAR HOOKED BY THE SIDE IN AN EXPLODER SUPLEX-LIKE POSITION.

Persephone: THE REDHEAD THROWS MYLES UP AND OVER!! AND SENDS HIM COLLIDING INTO THE ROPE-HUNG DRUG ADDICT WITH A RELEASE EXPLODER SUPLEX! The two New Eden-ists with an ugly deserved collision into one another, courtesy of that natural redhead as she turns around. OH! THAT GYSPY WEIRDO COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SENDS HERSELF AND CAMILLE OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CROSSBODY!! MINERVA JUST ELIMINATED HERSELF WHILE ALSO ELIMINATING MS. EXTREME IN THE PROCESS!

Gavin Kirkland: NOPE!! Ms. Extreme and Minerva are able to hold onto the second rope to lift themself up onto the apron. They begin to exchange strikes in a very precarious position while Cage gets up and deals with Mary S. Atlas, who is still stuck in a tree-of-woe from the second rope! Cage grabs her hands and tries to pull her off the second rope. Atlas struggles and keeps her foot hooked over the second rope. Cage is having a lot of difficulty pulling her up! James Ranger is standing on the apron, ready to take flight! What is the almighty is happening right now! RANGER SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE WHILE CAGE CONTINUES TO TRY TO DETACH MARY OFF THE SECOND ROPE!

Stew-O: JAMES RANGER WITH A 450 SPLASH ONTO THE ROPE-HUNG ATLAS!! CAGE DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING AS HE GOES OVER TO GRAB RANGER FROM BEHIND!! RANGER HOLDS HIS CHEST IN PAIN IN RESULT OF THAT SPRINGBOARD 450 AS CAGE GOES OVER TO FINISH HIM OFF!! BUT JONNY AIRHART FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!! AIRHART LEAPS ONTO THE BACK OF CAGE!! CAGE IS SCRAMBLING AS HE NOW JUMPS AND LANDS ACROSS THE CHEST OF RANGER WITH A JUMPING SENTON SPLASH!! CAGE WITH A TWO-FOR-ONE SENTON AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET!!! LIMMY AND JAKE INSERT THEMSELVES BACK INTO THE FOLD AS WE’VE GOTTEN OURSELVES BACK INTO THE POSITION!

Persephone: Insurgency’s Jake Smith and Limmy Monaghan are back into the conversation as they circle Cage! Cage says fuck it and charges it into both of them! What a horrible idea by such an idiot as Smith and Monaghan lay the beating! AND HERE COMES DRAKE AND MYLES!! NEW EDEN IS STICKING THEIR NOSE INTO THIS BUSINESS NOW AS ALL FIVE COMPETITORS BRAWL INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! IF REX WAS HERE, HE WOULD SIMPLY CARRY ALL OF THEM AND THROW THEM OUT! BUT HE ISN’T HERE TO END THIS EXISTENTIAL MISERY!!

Gavin Kirkland: THE FUCK IS THE BRAINDEAD REDHEAD AND THE WEIRDO DOING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE.

( While Jake Smith, Limmy Monaghan, Drake King, Myles, and Cage are brawling in the center of the ring, Ms. Extreme and Minerva have fought their way up to the top turnbuckle. Extreme overpowers Minerva and grabs her by the side. )

Stew-O: OH MY GOD!! MS. EXTREME SENDS HERSELF AND MINERVA CRASHING DOWN ONTO EVERYONE IN THE RING WITH A SPANISH FLY!! A SUPER SPANISH FLY DESCENDING FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS EVERYONE IN THE RING IS DOWN-AND-OUT! ABSOLUTE MAYHEM HERE IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH AS IT STARTS COUNTING DOWN!!

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*BUZZ*

( ‘Young and Bitter’ by Hot Tag Media echoes throughout the Globe Life Field and is accompanied by boos. Lucas Johnson approaches the entranceway, poses and moseys his way down the entranceway with confidence. Cage has a partial look of relief on his face as he smiles at the arrival of his comrade. Johnson slides under the bottom rope and immediately targets James Ranger. )

Gavin Kirkland: VANILLA CREATE-A-WRESTLER 2109480 HAS ARRIVED AS HE STARTS ASSAULTING JAMES RANGER!! Johnson is beginning to stomp and kick down onto Ranger. Airhart comes from behind and tries to take him out, but Johnson instinctively backhands him right in the musher! Airhart reels into the adjacent corner turnbuckles and Johnson focuses his attention back onto Ranger! RANGER WITH A KICK TO THE FACE!! JOHNSON STUMBLES AND FALLS INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! RANGER SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND ATTEMPTS A MOONSAULT!

Persephone: Johnson slides out of the way, but Ranger lands on his feet like a cat! JOHNSON CHARGES IN!! BUT HE GETS WIPED CLEAN WITH A JUMPING SPINNING SOLE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! JOHNSON IS FLOORED ON THE CENTER OF THE RING AS RANGER QUICKLY HOPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! RANGER IS PERCHED ON THE TOP!! AND HE SOARS OVER!! A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! JOHNSON ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND RANGER LANDS ON HIS FEET AND ROLLS INTO THE RIN-

Stew-O: WELCOME TO MARYLAND!! RANGER ROLLS RIGHT INTO THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER FROM MARY S. ATLAS! James Ranger literally just got obliterated with Welcome To Maryland! BUT LOOK!! LUCAS JOHNSON IS GOING FOR THE CLAYMORE KICK!! CLAYMORE KICK!!

Persephone: DRAKE KING WITH A SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE!! THE MESSIAH WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK WHILE WAS IN MOTION FOR THE CLAYMORE KICK!!! Johnson isn’t going down as he rebounds off the second rope! King is unaware as JOHNSON CIRCLES AROUND AND BASHES HIS HEAD IN WITH A DISCUS ELBOW SMASH!! ROLLING ELBOW FROM LUCAS JOHNSON!! KING ISN’T DOWN YET AS WELL AS HE REBOUNDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE! MEANWHILE MARY PUSHES RANGER INTO THE CORNER WHILE JONNY AIRHART SNEAKS UP FROM BEHIND!! MARY WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI TO LUCAS JOHNSON!! ABSOLUTE MAYHEM HERE RIGHT NOW!

Stew-O: CASH MAKER JONNY AIRHART FROM BEHIND WIT THE JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG ONTO MARY!! BUT A CLAYMORE KICK AND GUILLOTINE AT THE SAME TIME!!! HOW IN THE WORLD!! While Airhart hit his jumping reverse bulldog, Johnson stormed out of the corner and hit him with the Claymore kick while Drake King came out of nowhere and Guillotine kicked Johnson at the same time! All four people are down as a result of such an incredible sequence! Drake King got the least burnt out of the exchange as he got up to his feet! He is getting ready to stomp someone’s brains out! He looks around the ring. He has a choice between Jonny Airhart, Lucas Johnson, James Ranger, or Mary S. Atlas! WHO SHOULD HE CHOOSE!!

Persephone: HIM! DRAKE QUEEN COMES OFF THE CORNER AND JUMPS OVER TO CURB STOMP LUCAS JOHNSON!

Gavin Kirkland: CAGE!! CAGE GRABS DRAKE’S FOOT IN MID-AIR AND HOLDS IT UP!! DRAKE DIDN’T SEE CAGE COMING AS CAGE TAKES HIM DOWN BY THE OTHER FOOT AND HAS HIM DOWN ON THE GROUND!! Cage is trying to slingshot him across the ring, but Drake holds onto the bottom rope for dear life! Cage tugs him on him and it slingshots Drake onto his feet! CAGE PULLS HIM UP AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS! OH NO!! DRAKE JUST FLIPPED RIGHT INTO THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT! BUT DRAKE GOES AROUND THE WAIST, GETS THE WRIST AND SPINS HIM AROUND!! DRAKE WITH HIS OWN VERSION OF THE RIPCORD LARIAT!

Stew-O: DENIED!! CAGE INTERCEPTED IT WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE!! I THINK I JUST SAW A TOOTH FLY AS CAGE NOW GETS THE WRIST LOCK IN!! HE SPINS HIM AROUND AND GOES FOR HIS RIPCORD LARIAT!! MURDER! DEATH! KILL!! BUT MYLES OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKES JUST AS CAGE WAS ABOUT TO PULL HIM IN!! CAGE IS SWAYING SIDE TO SIDE, BACK AND FORTH AS DRAKE NOW PULLS HIM IN!! AND GRABS THE HEAD!! HE HAS HIM CLUTCHED FOR THE SWINGING REVERSE STO!! AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE OVERHAUL!!

Gavin Kirkland: LUCAS JOHNSON OUT OF NOWHERE INTO DRAKE KING!

Persephone: MINERVA WITH THE SUPERKICK TO THE MUSHER OF LUCAS JOHNSON!

Gavin Kirkland: SWINGING REVERSE STO COURTESY OF DOPPELGANGER JESUS! Cage is out like a light as Myles helps Drake back up to his feet. All three New Eden members focus their full attention onto Lucas Johnson and Cage as they aim to throw both of them out! Myles and Minerva focus on Cage while Drake nonchalantly pulls Lucas Johnson up to their feet! Could be this a double elimination right here! THEY THROW BOTH LUCAS JOHNSON AND CAGE OUT OF THE RING!

Limmy Monaghan and Jake Smith: (off-mic) HEY BITCHES!

Stew-O: It is Jake Smith and Limmy Monaghan back to their feet! New Eden let go of both Lucas Johnson and Cage at the last second and turned their full, undivided attention onto Insurgency! This is a bold move to step up to New Eden, especially when they don’t have Donovan Duke at their disposal! Limmy Monaghan and Jake Smith are standing tall across the ring, smiling as they are confident that they would survive despite their three-on-two disadvantage! Drake King, Myles, and Minerva have colossal smirks planted across their face as they step away from the ropes and look face to face! Stand-off of the decade as these two stables are beacons of the future! They are just staring menacingly into each other as they close into each other’s faces! This is about to get real personal in a second!

Persephone: BUT BEFORE THEY COULD LAY HANDS ON EACH OTHER, MS. EXTREME CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE-AXE-HANDLE TO MYLES FROM HIS RIGHT!! DRAKE KING AND MINERVA ARE CAUGHT OFF GUARD AS HERE COMES JAMES RANGER AND JONNY AIRHART FROM BEHIND THEM!! MEANWHILE, INSURGENCY LOOK AT THE CHAOS WITH SMIRKS ON THEIR FACE AS THEY TURN BEHIND THEM! MARY S. ATLAS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! AND ATLAS GROUNDS BOTH INSURGENCY MEMBERS WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!! TWO-FOR-ONE SPECIAL ON THAT MISSILE DROPKICK!! KING AND MINERVA START TO SUCCESSFULLY FIGHT OFF RANGER AND AIRHART WHILE MYLES IS TRYING TO PUSH EXTREME OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Gavin Kirkland: Atlas with an open-hand chop onto Limmy Monaghan! I’d die to get chopped by Mary S. Atlas :weary:! She holds onto Limmy’s hand as she moves up the ropes! Why would you go high up in an over-the-top-rope battle royale match! ATLAS SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND SENDS LIMMY MONAGHAN FLIPPING RIGHT ONTO HIS BACK WITH A SENSATIONAL ARM DRAG!! I MIGHT TAKE BACK MY WORDS AS JAKE GRABS ATLAS FROM BEHIND!! JAKE THROWS HER OVER WITH A BACK SUPLEX, BUT ATLAS LANDS RIGHT ONTO HER FEET!!

Persephone: Cake Smith with a back elbow! All that cake into the back elbow, but he still missed! Atlas ducked that elbow as she now springs off the second turnbuckles! ATLAS JUMPS ONTO HIM WITH A WHEELBARROW!! BUT JAKE SMITH TURNS IT AROUND!! HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS AND SENDS ATLAS ACROSS THE RING WITH A HALF-AND-HALF SUPLEX!!! ATLAS GOT DECIMATED WITH THAT HALF-AND-HALF AS LIMMY AWAKENS AND TAKES ADVANTAGE!! HE PULLS ATLAS UP!! AND DRIVES HER DOWN WITH THE SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX!! ATLAS WAS CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE RIGHT THERE AS BOTH INSURGENCY MEMBERS CONTINUE TO TRAMPLE ONTO HER!! LIMMY PICKS ATLAS UP!! INTO A SUPLEX POSITION!! JAKE GOES FOR THE SUPERKICK ONTO HER!!

Stew-O: DRAKE KING INTENTIONALLY SHOVES JAMES RANGER RIGHT INTO JAKE!! RANGER WITH AN UGLY COLLISION INTO JAKE AS LIMMY STILL HAS HER UP INTO THAT BRAINBUSTER POSITION!! MINERVA TRIES TO INTERFERE WITH IT, BUT THE PERSISTENT JONNY AIRHART PULLS HER TIGHTS IN AND CLOCKS HER WITH A FOREARM SMASH!! CLEAN FOREARM SMASH TO THE JAW AS JONNY AIRHART GOES OVER TO LIMMY!! LIMMY IS JUST EFFORTLESSLY HOISTING MARY S. ATLAS INTO THE CENTER OF THAT RING AS JONNY GOES TO KICK HI!M! BUT MINERVA GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THAT ELBOW DROP INVERTED DDT!! MINERVA DRIVES THE ELBOW OVER JONNY’S FACE AS DRAKE AND MINERVA GO TO LIMMY!! JAMES RANGER AND JAKE SMITH JUMP BOTH OF THEM AS THEY SEND THEM REELING INTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!! LIMMY CONTINUES TO HAVE MARY UP IN THE AIR!! WHAT BRUTE STRENGTH FROM THE ICON OF SIN!

Persephone: RANGER ON KING!! SMITH ON MINERVA!! THIS IS BRUTAL HELL!! EXTREME AND MYLES ARE UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE NOW!! EXTREME IS TRYING TO REPEAT A SEQUENCE FROM EARLIER AND POSSIBLY EXECUTE A SUPER SPANISH FLY ONTO EVERYONE IN THE RING!! BUT MYLES WITH HEADBUTTS TO THE FACE BEFORE HE SLIDES OVER THE SHOULDERS OF EXTREME!! EXTREME HOLDS ON AND CLINGS ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES AS MYLES GIVES UP ON DETACHING HER FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! MYLES GRABS HER HAIR AND PULLS HER HEAD IN!! AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK!! A SUPERKICK TO THE HEAD OF CAMILLE!! A BATTLE OF REDHEADS HERE AS MYLES NOW PULLS HER INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A POWERBOMB!! HERE HE GOES!

Gavin Kirkland: MYLES HOISTS EXTREME UP FOR FURTHER ELEVATION!! AND EXTREME COUNTERS IN MID-AIR WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!! WHAT THE!?! HOW DID THE NATURAL REDHEAD DO THAT!! AS MYLES LIFTED HER UP HIGHER FOR THE POWERBOMB BY THE TIGHTS, EXTREME USES THE ELEVATION TO GET BOTH FEET ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND STOMPS HIM DOWN WITH AUTHORITY!! A STRANGE VARIATION OF BLIND FURY AS EXTREME GETS UP TO HER FEET!! EXTREME FOCUSES HER CROSSHAIRS ONTO DRAKE AND MINERVA!

Persephone: MINERVA GOES FOR A SUPERKICK ONTO SMITH!! SMITH GRABS HER FOOT AND SPINS HER AROUND!! SMITH WITH A SUPERKICK!! BUT MINERVA DUCKS THAT AND MISSES HER SUPERKICK AS WELL!! SUPERKICK ATTEMPT AFTER ATTEMPT FAILING!! SMITH KICKS THE MIDSECTION!! AND GOES FOR HIS SPINNING NECKBREAKER!! BUT MINERVA COUNTERS IT AND GOES FOR THE INVERTED DDT!!!! BUT JAKE THROWS HER OVER HER SHOULDERS!! JAKE REELS INTO THE CORNER AS MINERVA CHASES AFTER HIM!

Stew-O: EXTREME COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND SHOTGUN DROPKICKS MINERVA INTO BEHIND!! AND THAT SENDS MINERVA HEAD-FIRST INTO A SUPERKICK FROM JAKE SMITH!! JAKE SMITH WITH A DEVASTATING SUPERKICK AS EXTREME JUST INADVERTENTLY HELPED HIM!! SMITH AND EXTREME START OFFING ON EACH OTHER AS RANGER IS ON THE VERGE OF ELIMINATING DRAKE KING ON THE APRON!! RANGER GOES FOR A SHOULDER THRUST, BUT DRAKE ADAPTS AND SLINGSHOTS BY THE TOP ROPE!! AND LANDS A LEG DROP ONTO THE BACK OF RANGER’S HEAD TO COUNTER IT!!

Gavin Kirkland: EXTREME GOES FOR HER SPINNING NECKBREAKER!! TWIST OF FATE!! NO!! JAKE COUNTERS AND GOES FOR HIS SWINGING NECKBREAKER!! BUT EXTREME SHRUGS HIM OFF AS BOTH CLOCK EACH OTHER WITH FOREARMS AT THE SAME TIME!! NOW HERE COMES DRAKE KING!! THE DOLLAR BRAND MESSIAH SPRINGS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! JAKE PUSHES EXTREME INTO THE LANDING ZONE AND ROLLS INTO THE CORNER AS EXTREME AND KING COLLIDE IN THE AIR!!\

Stew-O: EXTREME SIDE STEPS DRAKE AND GRABS HIM BY THE WAIST!! German suplex from Ms. Extreme! King slaps the wrist, throws his elbow back and misses! Extreme grabs him from the front! AND FLIPS HIM OVER!! AND DRILLS HIM DOWN WITH A BRIDGING NORTHERNS LIGHT SUPLEX!! THERE ARE NO PINFALLS IN THIS MATCH AS EXTREME CHOOSES TO BRIDGE OVER AND BRING KING UP FOR ANOTHER NORTHERNS LIGHT SUPLEX!! AND SHE DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH ANOTHER NORTHERNS LIGHT SUPLEX.. AND MAINTAINS THAT ARCH!

Gavin Kirkland: THAT ARCH :weary:

Persephone: THAT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO REX’S ARCH!

Stew-O: EXTREME BRIDGES OVER AND DEADLIFTS DRAKE INTO ANOTHER NORTHERN LIGHT SUPLEX!! EXTREME SEES JAKE COMING!! BUT JAKE RUNS INTO HER CLUTCH AND EXTREME HOISTS BOTH COMPETITORS UP!! AND SHE DRILLS BOTH JAKE SMITH AND DRAKE KING AT THE SAME TIME WITH A DOUBLE NORTHERNS LIGHT SUPLEX!! STILL WITH THAT BRIDGE!! EXTREME BRIDGES OVER AND PULLS THEM UP TO THEIR FEET!! SHE HAS STRUGGLE LIFTING BOTH OF THEM UP, BUT MUSTERS THE STRENGTH TO THROW THEM DOWN WITH ANOTHER NORTHERNS LIGHT SUPLEX!! THIS TIME EXTREME RELEASES BOTH OF THEM!! WHAT DISPLAY OF STRENGTH FROM CAMILLE AS SHE JUST MANHANDLED BOTH DRAKE AND JAKE! Ms. Extreme with great display of power and athleticism just now as he gets up to her feet.

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*BUZZ*

( ‘Overlord’ by Suicide Silence plays to an eruption of boos. In no hurry, Shane Gates gradually makes his way down the ramp. He keeps his eyes concentrated on the competition across the venue as chaos continues to ensue in the squared circle. )

Stew-O: Voltage’s own Shane Gates enters at number thirteen as he is taking his time making his way down to that ring. Extreme stands in the center of the ring and waits for Gates to hurry his behind on over.!

Persephone: BUT THE GYPSY WOMAN FROM BEHIND!! SHE GRABS EXTREME’S TIGHTS AND THROWS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING!

Stew-O: NO!! EXTREME HOLDS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND PULLS HERSELF UP ONTO THE APRON!!! CLOSE CALL FOR CAMILLE THERE AS MINERVA LOOKS TO FINISH THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!! MINERVA SPINS AROUND AND SHOOTS FORWARD FOR THE SUPERKICK!! IT DOESN’T CONNECT!!! MINERVA GETS HER FOOT CAUGHT UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE AS EXTREME GRABS IT AND DRIVES IT AGAINST THE TOP ROPE!! MINERVA HOLDS HER LEFT FOOT IN PAIN AS EXTREME TRIES TO ENTER THROUGH THE ROPES!! BUT MINERVA RETALIATES WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF EXTREME!! EXTREME IS STUNNED AGAINST THE ROPES!! MINERVA HAS A SMIRK ON HER FACE AS SHE NOW RUNS THE ROPES!! THIS IS LOOKING BAD FOR THE RED QUEEN!!

Persephone: MINERVA JUMPS HIGH UP INTO THE AIR FOR A JUMPING FOREARM SMASH!!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT THE NATURAL REDBITCH HAS THE WHEREWITHAL TO JUMP THROUGH THE ROPES AND COMPLETELY AVOID MINERVA!!

Stew-O: MINERVA IS ELIMINATED!!

( As Shane Gates was slowly making his way into the ring, he catches Minerva. )

Stew-O: WHAT THE!??! SHANE GATES CAUGHT MINERVA IN MID-AIR AS SHE HOLDS HER UP AT RINGSIDE!! MINERVA IS TELLING TO PUT HIM DOWN BUT GATES IS NOT LISTENING!!

Minerva: (off-mic) PUT ME DOWN, YOU HEATHEN!!

Persephone: SHANE GATES HOLDS HER ACROSS HIS SHOULDERS AND DRIVES HER INTO THE RINGPOST!! GATES SPINS AROUND AND DRIVES INTO THE OTHER RINGPOST!! GATES LITERALLY JUST WOKE UP AND CHOSE VIOLENCE AS HE NOW SCOOPS HER UP!! AND PLOPS HER DOWN ONTO THE TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS WITH A SCOOP SLAM!! WAS IT DESERVED!! MIGHT BE!! GATES IS SMILING AND KEEP IN MIND THAT MINERVA HAS YET TO BE ELIMINATED!! MINERVA’S FEET NEVER TOUCHED THE FLOOR!! HOWEVER, THAT MAY BE ENOUGH FOR MINERVA AS GATES MIGHT HAVE JUST PUT HER OUT OF COMMISSION WITH THAT SERIES OF MANEUVERS!

Stew-O: Shane Gates stands in front of the ring and looks at how chaos begins to ensue even more. Ms. Extreme has focused herself onto Myles and as she tries her best to maintain him and King both of them into both corners. Meanwhile, Shane Gates stares right into the eyes of Jonny Airhart. Airhart realizes this and starts mocking him! I don’t know if that is a wise decision to mock someone the size of Shane Gates. Gates looks offended as she grabs the second rope and steps onto the apron to approach Airhart. He ste-

Gavin Kirkland: JONNY AIRHART WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF SHANE GATES!! THAT SENDS GATES OFF THE APRON AS GATES IS PISSED OFF!! AIRHART WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE AS HE CONTINUES TO MOCK GATES!! GATES DECIDES TO WALK UP THE STEEL STEPS AS HE GRABS THE GYPSY MOTH!! WHAT THE HELL IS GATES GOING TO DO WITH MINERVA?!?! MINERVA IS LITERALLY DECEASED FROM THAT ASSAULT EARLIER AND GATES IS GOING TO DO FURTHER DAMAGE!!

Persephone: IS GATES AWARE THAT ALL HE HAS TO DO IS THROW MINERVA ONTO THE FLOOR TO ELMINATE HER!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IDIOT DOING HERE!??! JUST THROW HER ONTO THE DAMN FLOOR SO WE CAN GET DONE AND OVER WITH!! HOW GODDAMN STUPID ARE YOU!!?!? HELLO!?!? HELLO!?? EARTH TO GATES!! EARTH TO GATES!!

Stew-O: I DON’T THINK SHANE GATES CARES ABOUT ELIMINATING MINERVA OR NOT!! HE CAME HERE TO DEVASTATE ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THAT HE SEES IN HIS SIGHTS!! JONNY AIRHART STARTS TO GET CONCERNED AS GATES LIFTS MINERVA UP!! RANGER COMES FROM BEHIND AND STARTS EXCHANGING PUNCHES WITH AIRHART!! GATES STARTS ASCENDING THE TURNBUCKLES WHILE HE HAS MINERVA ON HIS SHOULDERS IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION!! GATES STANDS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE THINKING HERE!

Persephone: Shane Gates holds Minerva up on the top turnbuckle in a gorilla press…. AND HE TOSSES HER OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!

Gavin Kirkland: DOWN GOES JAMES RANGER AND JONNY AIRHART!! KING MANAGES TO SEND EXTREME REELING INTO THE CORNER WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK AS HE NOW FOCUSES ONTO SHANE GATES!! GATES IS POSING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, LOOKING DOWN ONTO THE THREE COMPETITORS HE TOOK OUT HIMSELF AS DRAKE KING COMES OUT OF NOWHERE!! GATES IS FROZEN AS DRAKE LEAPED OFF THE CANVAS AND STRAIGHT ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! OH NO!! OH NO!! DRAKE HAS HIS ARMS HOOK! HE IS GOING TO GO FOR HIS INFAMOUS SUPERPLEX FALCON ARROW COMBINATION!!

Persephone: BUT NO!! THE BIG MOTHERFUCKER CLAWS HIS HEAD INSTEAD AND TOSSES HIM AS WELL OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH THE IRON CLAW CHOKESLAM!! GATES JUST MURDERED DRAKE WITH THE RECKONING FINISHING MANEUVER!!

Stew-O: HUH!! DRAKE FLIPS OFF THE CHOKESLAM AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!! GATES IS UNAWARE AS DRAKE RUNS IT UP AND JUMPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE FOR THE SECOND TIME!! IS IT SECOND TIMES, THE CHARM FOR THE LAST MESSIAH!?! DRAKE HOOKS THE TIGHTS AND IS ABLE TO LIFT HIM OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND HE SUCCESSFULLY DRIVES HIM DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A SUPERPLEX!! DRAKE NOW ROLLS THROUGH AND LIFTS HIM UP INTO ANOTHER!! AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH THE FALCON ARROW!! THE COMBINATION IS A SUCCESS AS IT IS ALWAYS A MARVELLOUS EXPERIENCE TO SEE IT!

Persephone: Well, no matter how much the world loathes Drake King, that combination is always a sight to see. But, no matter what. DRAKE KING FUCKING SUCKS!!

Gavin Kirkland: :drakelike:

Stew-O: Drake King emerges to his feet as he looks around the atmosphere. Finally for once in this match, things have died down in the Grand Rampage. King with a smirk on his face before he realizes Ms. Extreme is nearly about to eliminate Myles via the corner turnbuckles. He focuses on helping Myles out of the hole he is in. In one side of the ring: James Ranger, Jonny Airhart, and Minerva are laid out and have yet to move. Diagonally across from them: Lucas Johnson and Cage regroup. Scattered beneath the bottom rope is Jake Smith, Limmy Monaghan and Mary S. Atlas. There has not been a lot of eliminations in this match thus far and all of these people have to give at one point! Only one person can win this match and you got to ask. Is it better to possibly walk out of this match to never wrestle again, or is the prize too good to risk your life for? We are not even fifteen entrants in and we have already seen so much happen!

Persephone: Drake separatesCamille from Myles and is now trying to get out of the ring instead. Myles is trying to do so as well as other elitists begin to follow! James Ranger and Mary S. Atlas are quick to take advantage of the opportunity and try to help them eliminate Ms. Extreme! Might as well free up space in the ring to your advantage! But, it is not enough! Extreme is holding on for dear life! CAN U JUST FUCKING LET GO AND LET YOURSELF BE ELIMINATED DAMN!! AND NOW HERE COMES JAKE AND LIMMY TO ENTER THEMSELVES INTO THE FOLD!!

Gavin Kirkland: The cake specialists have arrived as they attack New Eden. They are clearly salty from the previous altercations they specifically target Drake and Myles. Myles sending Jake back as Drake turns his attention to Limmy and runs towards him, BUT LIMMY WITH A SLING BLADE AS JAKE TAKES MYLES DOWN WITH A SUPERKICK!

(Jake turns to Limmy and yells as he points down at Drake with a smirk)

Jake Smith: (Off-Mic) Get him up to his feet!

Limmy Monaghan: (Off-Mic) Excuse me?

Jake Smith: (Off-Mic) You fucking heard me get him up to his feet.

Limmy Monaghan: (Off-Mic) I don’t take so kindly to orders… “leader.”

Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: That definitely does not look like a good situation as both members of Insurgency going their different paths for the timebeing. Ranger and Atlas ignore both teams as they continue to get Extreme out of the ring. But, Extreme manages to kick Ranger in the face and turns the table on Atlas! Ms. Extreme managed to pull Atlas by the head over the top rope as they both fought it out on the apron! Extreme with a kick to the midsection! Camille tries to throw her, but Atlas grabs her by the air and pulls her in for a knee to the face! Camille is stunned as Atlas now tries to throw her off the apron!

Stew-O: SHANE GATES THRUST BOTH COMPETITORS OFF THE APRON!

Persephone: DAMNIT!! EVERYONE ON VOLTAGE IS USELESS!! GATES MISSED THAT SHOULDER THRUST THROUGH THE ROPES AS CAMILLE AND ATLAS NAIL HIM WITH SIMULTANEOUS KICKS!! They push him back into the ring and grab him by the head! They grab his head together and start working together! Ms. Extreme and Mary S. Atlas has him in the guillotine choke hold as this could eliminate the biggest man in the match! Large men are always a huge target in this match and Shane Gates is getting the worst end out of it! Extreme and Atlas have him almost down to the second rope! If someone could just help them, it would be greatly appreciated :D!!!

Gavin Kirkland: SHANE GATES RECEIVES SECOND WIND AND PICKS BOTH THEM UP!! HE IS HOLDING BOTH MARY S. ATLAS AND MS. EXTREME UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! THE BRUTE STRENGTH OF THAT MAN IS UNREAL! GATES IS PICKING THEM UP WITH EFFORT AS HE CARRIES BOTH WOMEN INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! WHAT IS THIS!! JONNY AIRHART GETS OUT FROM THE BOTTOM ROPE AND JUMPS UP ONTO THE BACK OF SHANE GATES!! JONNY AIRHART FROM OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTS WITH THE CASH MAKER!! THE JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG AND GATES DRIVES ATLAS AND EXTREME INTO THE CANVAS AT THE SAME TIME WITH DOUBLE EXPLODER SUPLEX OF SORTS!! GREAT IN-RING AWARENESS FROM AIRHART AS HE TAKES TWO MEN OUT AT THE SAME TIME!

Stew-O: AIRHART NOW QUICKLY GRABS GATES BY THE TIGHTS AND STARTS WORKING TO SEND HIM OUT OF THE MATCH!! Airhart grabs one leg and tries to get him over the top rope with it, but these eliminations don’t come easy! Gates starts fighting out of it with elbows to the back of the head, but Airhart hooks the legs and TWISTS IT AGAINST THE ROPES WITH A DRAGON SCREW!! BRILLIANT FROM AIRHART AS HE IS BACK ON THE ATTACK!! Jonny Airhart has been impressive tonight as he is on the verge of eliminating the colossal titan that is Shane Gates!

Persephone: LUCAS JOHNSON AND CAGE INTERJECT THEMSELVES INTO THE CONVERSATION AND JUMPS JONNY AIRHART FROM BEHIND! FOR FUCK SAKES!! CAN PEOPLE NOT HELP EACH OTHER AND TAKE OUT THESE THREATS FOR ONCE IN THIS MATCH!

Gavin Kirkland: JOHNSON AND CAGE PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF JONNY AIRHART AS THEY NOW GRAB HIM FROM SIDES!! THEY CARRY HIM ACROSS THE RING AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE DIRECTION OF JAMES RANGER, MINERVA, AND NEW EDEN!! THEY ALL GET PANCAKED INTO THE CANVAS AS CAGE AND JOHNSON TURN BACK INTO SHANE GATES!! Cage and Johnson grab both of his legs and starts flipping him over! Shane Gates is in trouble as he starts fighting out of it! Gates uses his power to propel them away! Gates uses the ropes to get back into the ring but he is IMMEDIATELY CLOCKED RIGHT IN THE JAW WITH A PUNT KICK AGAINST THE ROPES!! LUCAS JOHNSON WITHE PUNT AS JOHNSON THROWS HIM INTO THE DIRECTION OF CAGE!! CAGE FOLDS HIM LIKE AN ACCORDION WITH A DISCUS LARIAT!!

Persephone: SHANE GATES IS OUT AS BOTH CAGE AND LUCAS JOHNSON ATTEMPT TO GET HIM OUT OF THE RING NOW! THEY GRAB BOTH LEGS AND IT IS MUCH EASIER THAN LAST TIME!! YES! ELIMINATE GATES!! FUCK OUT OF HERE!! CAGE AND JOHNSON THROW HIM BY THE LEGS AND DEPOSITS THE DOLL FUCKER HARD ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! YESSIR!!

Bella Braxton: Shane Gates has been eliminated!

Persephone: WHAT THE!! LIMMY MONAGHAN AND JAKE SMITH CRAWL UP FROM BEHIND, SNATCHES THEM BY THE LEGS AND SENDS THEM BOTH OVER THE TOP ROPE AND FEET TOUCHING THE FLOOR AS WELL!! WHAT A SWERVE OUT OF NOWHERE!! THEY TRICKED US TO MAKE US THINK THEY WERE BEEFING BUT THEY WERE ONLY BEING SNEAKY LITTLE FUCKS AS IT WAS ALL A PLOY AND IT PAID OFF

Bella Braxton: Cage and Lucas Johnson have been eliminated!

Stew-O: Cage and Lucas Johnson were about to successfully eradicate the Grand Rampage of the problem that is Gates, but Insurgency came up from behind and threw out all three competitors! Insurgency now shares three shared eliminations for the team through Cage, Lucas Johnson, and Shane Gates! Cage and Lucas Johnson with great performances in the Grand Rampage, but they were defeated by the element of surprise. Shane Gates with an impressive performance also as he dominated various competitors with his strength. Jake Smith and Limmy Monaghan seem more confident than ever as they target everyone in the ring!

Gavin Kirkland: Jake Smith with a superkick to James Ranger! Limmy Monaghan whips Mary J. Atlas into Jonny Airhart. Both competitors knock Minerva and Myles through the ropes. They regroup in the center of the ring before Drake King comes springboarding off the top turnbuckles! MONAGHAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND SMITH GETS KNOCKED WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE!! SPRINGBOARD KNEE FROM DRAKE!! MONAGHAN IS APOLOGETIC TO THE LEADER OF INSURGENCY AS HE GRABS KING FROM BEHIND AND SENDS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!!

Persephone: WHAT AN IDIOT!! THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE INSTEAD! Drake King went crashing shoulder-first into that LED ringpost as Limmy Monaghan is trying to wake Jake Smith back up from that knee! He is having difficulty in doing so as Monaghan pulls Jake Smith up to his feet. Everyone else in this match is down on the ground. Drake, Myles, and Minerva are regrouping at ringside, while Mary J. Atlas, Jonny Airhart, and James Ranger pull themselves up the ropes to their feet. Limmy Monaghan gets Smith successfully up onto his feet as both Insurgency-ists look up to the titantron as the clock starts ticking!

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1…

*BUZZ*

( A humongous pop echoes throughout the Globe Life Field as ‘Pure Water’ by Skepta blasts through the arena speakers. Limmy Monaghan looks at the titantron nameplate in shock as he drops down on both knees in both exhaustion and astonishment. Dray Fontana makes his fear appearance on Elite Answers Wrestling television in months as he comes down to the ring in hurry and slides beneath the bottom rope to immediately engage with Insurgency. )

Stew-O: DRAY FONTANA!! THE PRINCE OF DYNASTY IS BACK ON ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PROGRAMMING AS HE GOES GUNS-BLAZING INTO THE GRAND RAMPAGE WITH A LOT OF UNFINISHED BUSINESS WITH INSURGENCY, ESPECIALLY WITH LIMMY MONAGHAN IN PARTICULAR!! FONTANA DUCKS JAKE’S SUPERKICK ATTEMPT!! AND HE SENDS HIM EXPLODING INTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING WITH A DISGUSTING FOREARM SMASH!! FONTANA JUST OBLITERATED JAKE AS HE NOW TURNS AROUND AND LOCKS HORNS WITH LIMMY MONAGHAN!! LIMMY IS THE MAN THAT DETHRONED THE PRINCE OF HIS PURE POSSESSION A COUPLE MONTHS BACK AND DRAY IS ALWAYS LOOKING TO AVENGE THAT LOSS!

Gavin Kirkland: THEY CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER AND UNLOAD PUNCHES ONTO EACH OTHER!! RIGHTS AND LEFTS FROM FORMER EAW PURE CHAMPIONS!! CHEESE FONDUE-ANA IS STARTING TO OVERPOWER THE KING!! KING VERSUS PRINCE HERE IN THE CENTER OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE SPOTLIGHT AS PRINCE TURNS AROUND!! Fontana spins around for a discus strike of sorts! LIMMY DUCKS IT, KICKS THE LEFT UPPER THIGH, AND NAILS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION WITH A KICK!! FONTANA IS STUNNED AS MONAGHAN LOOKS MORE PISSED OFF THAN EVER!! MONAGHAN RUNS INTO THE ROPES!!! NO!! FONTANA TURNS HIM AROUND AND NAILS HIM WITH AN ENZIGURI!!! MONAGHAN IS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE AS HE TURNS AROUND!

Persephone: PELE KICK TO THE CROWN OF FONTANA’S HEAD!! NO!! FONTANA GRABS HIS FOOT IN MID-AIR AND PUTS HIM RIGHT INTO THE ANKLE LOCK!! IF ONLY I HAD A HANDFUL OF REX’S FOOT RIGHT NOW! FONTANA HAS HIS SPECIAL ANKLE LOCK CINCHED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS JAMES RANGER GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND INTERVENES!! Dray Fontana sees James Ranger approaching! Ranger with a superkick! Fontana manages to grab his foot and puts him in the ankle lock! Ranger with a double ankle lock administered in the center of the ring! An actual impressive submission hold in the center of the ring as it doesn’t last lock!

Gavin Kirkland: HERE COMES JAKE SMITH WITH A SUPERKICK!

Persephone: WHAT!! FONTANA ALSO GRABS HIS FOOT AS HE LOOKS TO APPLY A TRIPLE ANKLE LOCK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!

Stew-O: IT ISN’T!! JAKE SMITH IS ABLE TO FREE HIMSELF OUT OF HIS CLUTCH AND GETS FAR AWAY FROM THE CENTER OF THE RING AS POSSIBLE! LIMMY MONAGHAN AND JAMES RANGER ARE SCREAMING IN PAIN, BUT THESE SUBMISSIONS DON’T REALLY MATTER IN A BATTLE ROYALE MATCH! SMITH IS ABLE TO SNEAK AROUND AND COMES FROM BEHIND!! JAKE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST AND FLIPS HIM OVER!! AND DROPS LIMMY ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX-

Persephone: Fontana lands on his feet off that german suplex! AND LIGHTS UP THE BACK OF CAKE SMITH’S HEAD WITH A HUGE ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! SMITH DID NOT SEE THAT COMING AS FONTANA SEES MONAGHAN AND RANGER GETTING UP TO THEIR FEET!! Monaghan and Ranger emerge to their feet as Fontana comes off the ropes! FONTANA GRABS RANGER BY THE SIDE!! AND MOVES UPWARDS FOR THAT TILT-A-WHIRL REVERSE DDT!! MONAGHAN SEES THAT FONTANA IS GOING FOR HIM TOO AND ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! FONTANA 97’ CONNECTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING ON JAMES RANGER!!

Gavin Kirkland LIMMY MONAGHAN COMES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!

Persephone: DRAY FONTANA SEES HIM COMING AND DUCKS! AND HE GRABS HIS FOOT IN THE PROCESS!! AND PULLS HIM UP RIGHT INTO THE ANKLE LOCK!! ANKLE LOCK!! BUT LIMMY MONAGHAN TWISTS AND THRUSTS THE PRINCE TOWARDS THE CORNER OF THE RING!! Dray Fontana charges into Monaghan! Monaghan circles around the waist, and puts his head down! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT!! DECODE NO!! Fontana hops out of his arms, circles around the waist and moves up for the Fontana 97’!! MONAGHAN SHRUGS THE TILT-A-WHIRL INVERTED DDT ATTEMPT AWAY AND KICKS THE MIDSECTION!! HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS AND GOES FOR THE DECODE AGAIN!! DECODE!! DECODE!!

Stew-O: RIGHT AS MONAGHAN HOISTED HIM UP FOR THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK, FONTANA MANEUVERS OVER THE WAIST AND FOLDS HIM OVER WITH THE SCHOOL BOY!! There are no pinfalls in this match as Fontana immediately transitions the school boy pin into the ANKLE LOCK!! ANKLE LOCK FOR LIKE THE FOURTH TIME IN THIS MATCH AS FONTANA IS TRYING TO WEAKEN DOWN HIS OPPONENTS IN HIS FIRST APPEARANCE BACK IN MONTHS!! MONAGHAN TRIES TO PUSH HIM AWAY, BUT FONTANA SIMPLY STEPS TO THE SIDE AND AVOIDS THE KICKS!! IF MONAGHAN GETS HIS ANKLE BROKEN HERE, THEN HE MIGHT AS WELL KISS HIS CHANCES OF MAIN EVENTING PAIN FOR PRIDE GOODBYE IF HE CAN’T STAND ON BOTH FEET!

Gavin Kirkland: JAKE SMITH FROM BEHIND!! HE STICKS HIS ELBOW ON THE BACK OF FONTANA’S HEAD!! FONTANA FALLS TO THE GROUND AND RELINQUISHES THE ANKLE LOCK AS SMITH PICKS HIM UP!!! SMITH WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! FONTANA MIGHT BE OUT FOR GOOD IF HE CONNECTS WITH THIS!

Persephone: The Industry Shitter has both arms hooked as he kicks his foot back for the FAMOUS LAST WORKS!! THE SNAP SWINGING DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!

Gavin Kirkland: ANKLE LOCK!! FONTANA GRABBED HIS FOOT AS HE WAS SWINGING IT FOR THE MOMENTUM AND TAKES HIM DOWN FOR THE ANKLE LOCK!! Limmy Monaghan gets up to his feet and attempts to break it up! MS. EXTREME COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND PULLS HIM DOWN BY THE ARM!! AND TRANSITIONS HIS ATTEMPT RIGHT INTO THE SEATED FUJIWARA ARMBAR! TWO SUBMISSION HOLDS AT THE SAME TIME!! I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS NECESSARY OR NOT!! FONTANA HAS THE ANKLE LOCK IN ON JAKE SMITH WHILE MONAGHAN IS CAUGHT UP IN THE RED HANDED!!!

Persephone: MARY S. ATLAS TRIES TO STICK HER NOSE INTO BUSINESS AND ROUNDHOUSE KICKS EXTREME!! EXTREME SEES IT COMING AND GRABS HER FOOT! She relinquishes Red Handed in the process, causing for Smith to roll out of the ring in pain while Extreme takes Mary down by both legs and slingshots her over the top rope! MARY S. ATLAS MANAGES TO GRAB THE TOP ROPE IN MID-AIR AND HOLDS ON!! EXTREME GETS UP TO HER FEET AND TRIES TO PUSH HER OFF!! BUT ATLAS DISPLAYS ENOUGH RESISTANCE TO STUN EXTREME WITH A KICK TO THE FACE!! BOTH COMPETITORS COLLAPSE TO THE CANVAS AS JONNY AIRHART GETS UP TO HIS FEET!!

Stew-O: Jonny Airhart comes from the shadows yet again! AND DRIVES FONTANA ONTO THE BACK OF HIS NECK WITH THE JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG!! FONTANA GETS PLANTED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS AIRHART KIPS-UP AND TALKS TRASH!! AIRHART IS BELITTLING THE PRINCE AND IS ON THE VERGE OF SPOILING HIS RETURN AS HE GOES OVER TO GRAB AIRHART!

Persephone: JAMES RANGER GRABS AIRHART’S TIGHTS AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! BUT AIRHART TURNS IT AROUND AT THE LAST SECOND AND RANGER GOES OVER INSTEAD!! RANGER HOLDS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE AS AIRHART TRIES TO KICK HIS HANDS AWAY! RANGER IS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE NOW AS EXTREME COMES FROM BEHIND!! AIRHART TURNS AROUND AND GETS KNOCKED THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A PICTURE-PERFECT DROPKICK CARRIED OUT BY CAMILLE! THE REDHEAD WITH THAT DROPKICK DAMNIT!

Stew-O: KEEP IN MIND THAT AIRHART FELL THROUGH THE ROPES AND WAS NOT ELIMINATED!! RANGER STANDS ON THE APRON AS ATLAS CHARGES INTO HER!! ATLAS GETS CLOCKED IN THE JAW WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI!!!! RANGER IS FIGHTING THROUGH THIS AS EXTREME SPINS AROUND FOR A FOREARM!! RANGER STICKS HIS HEAD THROUGH THE ROPES AND NAILS EXTREME IN THE MIDSECTION WITH A SHOULDER THRUST!!

Persephone: RANGER NOW SLINGSHOTS HIMSELF INTO THE RIN-

Stew-O: JONNY AIRHART GRABS RANGER’S FEET AND YANKS HIM OFF THE APRON!! BRILLIANT!! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT THINKING BY THE RICH PRETTY BOY!

Bella Braxton: James Ranger has been eliminated!

Stew-O: Ranger with a grotesque impact onto the hardest part of the ring and onto the ringside floor as Jonny Airhart is laughing right down at him! Extreme is demanding Airhart to get back into the ring. Airhart is dancing over Ranger’s body and mocking Extreme. New Eden members are starting to get up to their feet on ringside. They have been recuperating at ringside for a while as they start to silentl lurk around ringside. Extreme continues to scream down on Ranger as Atlas gets up to her feet and comes from behind! ATLAS THROWS EXTREME, BUT EXTREME MOVES IN MID-AIR AND ENDS UP GOING THROUGH THE ROPES INSTEAD!! JONNY AIRHART JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY TO AVOID THE COLLISION!! BUT EXTREME CAN’T BE ELIMINATED AS SHE WENT THROUGH THE ROPES AS SHE PULLS HERSELF UP ONTO THE APRON!!

Persephone: EXTREME SLINGSHOTS HERSELF BACK INTO THE RING!! BUT LOOK!! JONNY AIRHART IS LOOKING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE!! BUT I DON’T THINK HE IS AWARE!

Gavin Kirkland: AIRHART YANKS HER DOWN, BUT EXTREME KICKS HIM AWAY!! AIRHART IS STAGGERED ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AS EXTREME RUNS ACROSS THE APRON!! AIRHART LEAPS IN MID-AIR AT THE SAME TIME! BOTH COMPETITORS GO CLASHING INTO EACH OTHER!! BOTH WERE GOING FOR THE SAME THING AT THE SAME TIME AND IT RESULTED IN AN UGLY COLLISION!! WHAT A DEVASTATING COLLISION RIGHT THERE!!

( Drake King, Myles, and Minerva circle around the ring and jumps Ms. Extreme and Jonny Airhart at ringside. )

Stew-O: NEW EDEN IS LAYING THE ASS WHOOPING ON EXTREME AND AIRHART AS THEY JUST STOMP DOWN ON THEM LIKE RABID DOGS!! NEW EDEN IS PICKING UP THE SCRAPS AT THIS POINT!! DRAKE THROWS AIRHART FACE-FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST WHILE MYLES AND MINERVA THROWS EXTREME ONTO THE APRON! EXTREME HAS TO BE OUT AT THIS POINT AS DRAKE LEAVES AIRHART ONTO THE APRON AND FOCUSES HIS ATTENTION ONTO EXTREME. AIRHART AND EXTREME IS IN AN UNLIKELY SITUATION!! THEY ARE IN A THREE-ON-TWO DISADVANTAGE AS NEW EDEN CONTINUE TO STOMP DOWN ON THEM AT RINGSIDE!

Stew-O: MARY S. ATLAS WITH A SUICIDE DIVE ONTO NEW EDEN!! MARY S. ATLAS DOVE THROUGH THE ROPES AND FLATTENED EVERYONE AT RINGSIDE AS HE THROWS MYLES BACK INTO THE RING!! KING AND MINERVA FALL ONTO ONE KNEE AS MARY S. ATLAS IS LOOKING TO MAKE A HUGE STATEMENT IN THIS MATCH AND ELIMINATING THE PRESENCE OF NEW EDEN WILL SURELY DO THAT!! ATLAS SLIDES INTO THE RING AND INSERTS HERSELF BACK INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE TO SOLVE THE MYLES EQUATION!

Gavin Kirkland: AS MARY S. ATLAS REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES, DRAKE GRABS HIS FEET AND TRIPS HER!! ATLAS FALLS FLAT ON HER FACE AS THE AUSTRALIAN REDHEAD LOOK TO PICK UP THE PIECES!! BUT LOOK AT RINGSIDE!! MS. EXTREME IS STARTING TO FIGHT AGAINST ALL ODDS AND OVERWHELM DRAKE AND MINERVA AT RINGSIDE!! MYLES TRIES TO GO DEAL WITH THE PROBLEM, BUT JONNY AIRHART COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND GOES FOR THE JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG!!! AND IT CONNECTS!! JONNY AIRHART WITH YET ANOTHER CASH MAKER IN THIS MATCH AS HE PICKS MYLES UP AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!

Persephone: MYLES TURNS IT AROUND AND SENDS JONNY AIRHART OVER THE TOP ROPE INSTEAD!!! JONNY AIRHART IS OUT!

Bella Braxton: Jonny Airhart has been eliminated!

Stew-O: JONNY AIRHART ENTERED INTO THIS MATCH AT NUMBER SEVEN AND PULLED THE PERFORMANCE OF HIS CAREER, BUT HIS EFFORTS WASN’T ENOUGH TO ELIMINATE NEW EDEN AS A WHOLE!! MYLES WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE AS MARY S. ATLAS SLIDES INTO THE RING!! MS. EXTREME CONTINUES TO FEND OFF DRAKE KING AND MINERVA SOMEHOW AT RINGSIDE AS ATLAS CONNECTS WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK STRAIGHT TO THE JAW!! ATLAS CONNECTS WITH THE HEADSHOT AS SHE NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES!! ATLAS COULD ELIMINATE ONE-THIRD OF NEW EDEN RIGHT HERE!!

Persephone: ATLAS JUMPS UP FOR THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!! WELCOME TO MARYLAND!! WELCOME TO MARYLAND!

Gavin Kirkland: OH!! KANGAROO KILLER!! YESSIR!! ANIMAL BRUTALITY FOR THE WIN!! MYLES POPPED ATLAS UP IN THE AIR AT THE LAST SECOND AND CLOCKED HER RIGHT IN THE JAW WITH THE KNEE!! THE REDHEAD MIGHT HAVE BROKEN HER JAW FOR LIFE AS HE GRABS ATLAS BY THE TIGHTS!! AND HE TOSSES MARY S. ATLAS RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE! MARY S. ATLAS IS OUT OF THE MATCH!

Bella Braxton: Mary S. Atlas has been eliminated!

Persephone: ATLAS IS OUT!! Myles goes through the ropes and BULLDOZES THROUGH MS. EXTREME WITH A DROPKICK!! NEW EDEN ARE BACK ON TOP AS THEY THROW EXTREME BACK INTO THE RING AND PUMMEL HER! New Eden continue to stomp a mudhole into the defenceless body of Ms. Extreme as the countdown begins! Who will enter at number fifteen! New Eden turns their attention to the stage!

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1…

*BUZZ*

Minerva: :comeagain:

Myles: :comeagain:

Drake King: (off-mic): :krabs: !!!!

The Visual Prophet (off-mic): :drakeee:

( ‘Don Life’ By Big Sean feat. Lil Wayne blasts through speakers to a huge pop as Drake King’s jaw immediately drops to his appearance. The Visual Prophet jerks the curtain and makes his appearance known on the stage. Drake momentarily receives PTSD from looking at the Prophet, but all of New Eden obtain a random influx of confidence as they know it is a three-on-one advantage. The Visual Prophet points directly at Drake King as he nonchalantly makes his way down the aisle and ringside)

Stew-O: DUE TO SOSA HENDERSON UNABLE TO BE CLEARED FOR THIS MATCH, EAW MANAGEMENT SCRAMBLED TO FIND A SUITABLE REPLACEMENT FOR NUMBER FIFTEEN AND IT SEEMS LIKE THEY HAVE GOTTEN A HUGE GAME CHANGER OF AN ENTRY!! ANOTHER HUMONGOUS RETURN OF A DYNASTY ELITIST AS THE VISUAL PROPHET IS BACK IN ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING, EVIDENTLY TO THE CHAGRIN!! NEW EDEN ARE TRYING TO HIDE IT, BUT THEY HAVE TO BE OFF THEIR GAME WITH THE ARRIVAL OF BIG VIZ! BIG VIZ STARES RIGHT INTO THE EYES OF EACH MEMBER OF NEW EDEN AND SLIDES INTO THE RING!

( As The Visual Prophet slid into the ring, King attempted to immediately grab him. However, he fakes it at the last second and grabs King by the hands and pulls him from beneath the bottom rope and out of the ring. )

Gavin Kirkland: UH-OH!! BIG VIZ WAS ABLE TO PULL DRAKE KING OUT OF THE RING AS BOTH FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS FIGHT IT OUT AT RINGSIDE!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE A TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE OVER FOR KING!! PUNCHES RAIN DOWN BY THY SOVEREIGN AS DRAKE KING TRIES TO PUT HANDS UP TO BLOCK THE STRIKES!! MEANWHILE, IN THE RING, MS. EXTREME COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND NAILS MYLES WITH A BIG KICK!! MINERVA GRABS HER FOR THE INVERTED ELBOW DROP DDT, BUT EXTREME TURNS AROUND AND GRABS THE HEAD! EXTREME STEPS UP THE ROPES WITH IT, SPINS AROUND, KICKS MYLES IN THE JAW IN THE PROCESS, AND NAILS MINERVA INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH THE DDT!! MS. EXTREME IRISH WHIPS KING IS ABLE TO PUSH VIZ TO THE POINT WHERE HE SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING!! VIZ PUNCHES DRAKE OUT AT RINGSIDE AS MS. EXTREME IS TRYING TO MAKE GOOD OUT OF THE TWO-ON-ONE SITUATION!

Stew-O: MYLES POPS MS. EXTREME UP INTO THE AIR FOR THE POP-UP KNEE STRIKE!! MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO GO AROUND THE WAIST IN MID-AIR AND ROLLS HIM UP INTO A SCHOOL BOY. MYLES ROLLS OFF THE SCHOOL BOY AND GOES FOR A SUPERKICK TO THE KNEELING EXTREME!! EXTREME TURNS HIM AROUND AND GOES FOR A PUNCH. MYLES DUCKS IT AND GOES FOR THE SCHOOL BOY!! MYLES IS LOOKING TO GO FOR HIS DEADLIFT POWERBOMB COMBINATION!

Persephone: BUT EXTREME TRANSITIONS MYLES’ SCHOOL BOY RIGHT INTO THE SEATED FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! HOW IRONIC THE REDHEAD AS THE OTHER REDHEAD CAUGHT IN THE RED HANDED SUBMISSION HOLD AS EXTREME HAS IT LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! I DON’T SEE THE PURPOSE OF USING A SUBMISSION HOLD IN A MATCH LIKE THIS, BUT A+ FOR EFFORT!! REXY SEXY WOULDN’T DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS STUPID EVER AGAIN!

Stew-O: DRAKE MANAGES TO FEND VIZ OFF FOR A SECOND AS HE RUNS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF RINGSIDE AND GETS GOOD DISTANCE BETWEEN HIM AND VIZ!! EVERYTIME DRAKE SEES BIG VIZ, HE GETS REMINDED OF HIS PAST SELF AND I AM DAMN SURE THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT NEW EDEN NEEDS RIGHT NOW!! THE VISUAL PROPHET ENTERING AT NUMBER FIFTEEN MAY BE THE CHINKS IN NEW EDEN’S ARMOUR RIGHT NOW!! IT COULD BE USEFUL IN TAKING THEM OUT OF GRAND RAMPAGE AS DRAKE KING SITS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS VIZ STOMPS UP THE STEEL STEPS.

The Visual Prophet: (off-mic) COME HERE, BOY!! YOU CAN’T HIDE FOREVER!!

Persephone: Maybe this is Drake King being a pussy and intimidated by The Visual Prophet. I mean, it is well known that he is a bonafide pussy in the flesh. But, who knows! Maybe this is smart, but this is not helping this match any better! Just simply extend your hand, grab a handful of The Visual Prophet’s tights and throw him over the top rope, and don’t be an idiot like everyone in this match since it started and actually look whether their feet has both touched the floor.

Gavin Kirkland: Could you imagine all of that black chocolate thunder behind those tights?

Persephone: ??????

Gavin Kirkland: WHAT? AM I NOT THE ONLY ONE THINKING THAT!!

Stew-O: Big Viz’s inclusion in the 2021 Grand Rampage match is official as he inserts himself into the squared circle. He decides to go straight after Jake Smith as Drake has some sort of relief in his eyes! BUT NOT FOR LONG AS DRAY COMES RUNNING IN FROM THE SIDE!!! THE PARAMOUNT!! NO!! DRAY NEARLY DECAPITATED THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION WITH HIS V-TRIGGER KNEE AS DRAKE FIGHTS HIM OFF!! DRAKE WITH MULTIPLE PUNCHES TO THE CROWN OF THE HEAD BEFORE HE COMES OFF THE ROPES!! THE VISUAL PROPHET STOMPS DOWN JAKE SMITH AS DRAKE REBOUNDS OFF!! DRAKE WITH THE GUILLOTINE!!! DRAKE WITH THE GUILLOTINE ON DRAY FONTANA!!

Persephone: DRAY FONTANA LEAPS IN MID-AIR AND COUNTERS THE GUILLOTINE ATTEMPT WITH A LEAPING FOREARM SMASH!! WHAT A COUNTER AS DRAY GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! HE GRABS DRAKE AND PULLS HIM UP TO HIS FEET!! DRAY IS GOING FOR THE TILT-A-WHIRL REVERSE DDT!! BUT DRAKE SLAPS HIS WRISTS AND HITS THE ROLLING GAMENGIRI KICK!! BUT FONTANA GRABS HIS FEET!! HE GOT HIS LEFT FOOT IN THAT GAMENGIRI AND GOES FOR THE ANKLE LOCK!

Gavin Kirkland: YUMMY FEET LOCK!! YESSUH!!

Stew-O: DRAKE IS ABLE TO ESCAPE OUT OF IT FOR A SLIGHT SECOND, BUT FONTANA PULLS HIM IN FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!! DRAKE LANDS ON HIS FEET!! FONTANA TURNS AROUND AND GETS STUFFED WITH A GAMENGIRI KICK!! THE PRINCE OF FRIDAY NIGHTS IS DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE AS DRAKE GOES FOR THE SUPERKICK!! Superkick to the kneeling Dray Fontana denies it with another forearm smash! Fontana gets up to his feet, moves around the waist and jumps up for the tilt-a-whirl inverted DDT! FONTANA 97’ FONTANA 97!! FONTANA FUCKING 97!!

Persephone: NO!!! CROWN OF THORNS!! DRAKE COUNTERED IT INTO THE HALF NELSON BACKBREAKER IN MID-AIR AS DRAY FONTANA REELS INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!

( On the top of one of the corner turnbuckles, Jake Smith and The Visual Prophet are exchanging strikes. Prophet bellclaps him and puts him in a back superplex position. )

Persephone: LOOK!! The Visual Prophet is trying to back superplex Jake Smith off the top turnbuckle and that could be an extremely devastating hit to the infrastructure of Insurgency! Jake is sending down elbows to resist, but who knows how long it will take for that cake to crumble apart at the seams :mjgrin:!! The Visual Prophet tries his best to get the back superplex! Drake King decides to join the conversation and attacks Prophet from behind! The Visual Prophet, Drake King, and Jake Smith are on the top turnbuckle. Drake King is trying to throw The Visual Prophet off, but Jake insists on stomping down on both of them! A stupid exchange on the top turnbuckle right now as they all continue to struggle on the top turnbuckle!

Gavin Kirkland: Myles is still locked in Red handed before Minerva comes from behind and connects with a superkick to the back of Extreme’s head! It connects as she throws Ms. Extreme back into the corner. Myles goes over to help the situation as she climbs onto the second turnbuckle in hopes that he can suplex The Visual Prophet off the top turnbuckle! Things are about to get ugly in this match as I don’t know how everyone has fallen off the top turnbuckle yet! Minerva tries to deal with Extreme in the corner! She irish whips her into the ropes! MINERVA SWINGS FOR THE STO!! EXTREME GOES AROUND THE WAIT AND SUCCEEDS WITH A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX!! MINERVA IS SNAPPED IN HALF AS EXTREME GOES OVER TO ADDRESS THE SITUATION!

Stew-O: Ms. Extreme climbs onto the right side of the second turnbuckle and grabs Drake King from down under. This is crazy right here! The Visual Prophet and Jake Smith are now trying to back superplex Drake King. However, from down below, Myles is trying to back suplex The Visual Prophet and Ms. Extreme is trying to take down Jake Smith in the process. This is a clusterfuck of a situation here as Limmy Monaghan slides back into other ring! LIMMY MONAGHAN GETS UP TO THEIR FEET AND SO DOES DRAY FONTANA!! WHAT IS THIS NOW!! DRAY FONTANA SLIDES BENEATH MYLES WHILE LIMMY MONAGHAN GOES UNDER MS. EXTREME!! WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING HERE IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE!

Gavin Kirkland: OHHH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Stew-O: AN EPIC BACK SUPLEX CONTRAPTION INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AS DRAY FONTANA AND LIMMY MONAGHAN’S POWER LEAD TO EVERYONE FALLING DOWN ONTO THE RING IN A HUGE CAR ACCIDENT-LIKE PILE UP!! WHAT A DANGEROUS SEQUENCE AS LIMMY MONAGHAN AND DRAY FONTANA ARE THE ONLY ONES UNFAZED BY THE BACK SUPLEX CONTRAPTION!! BUT THEY BOTH COLLAPSED IN EXHAUSTION FROM THE MATCH!

Persephone: WHAT A STUPID SEQUENCE!! THE PURPOSE IS TO THROW YOUR OPPONENTS OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT THROW THEM OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BACK INTO THE RING!! IS EVERYONE HERE FUCKING STUPID!! FOLLOW THE DAMN RULES FOR ONCE!!

Gavin Kirkland :yikes: -WHAT THE?? WHO THE HELL IS THAT ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!

( However, there was one person who remains on the top turnbuckle, unaffected by the back suplex contraption. )

Drake King: :mjlol2: :blessed:

( The camera pans in on Drake King spreading his arms in relief. He smiles and laughs down at the competition as he was able to hook his leg over the top rope and remain intact on the top turnbuckle. )

Gavin Kirkland: HOW THE HELL DID DRAKE KING MANAGE TO STAY ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! DRAKE KING LOOKS MORE RELIEVED THAN EVER AS EVERYONE ELSE CURRENTLY IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE RING ARE DOWN-AND-OUT SCATTERED THROUGHOUT THE RING!!!! DRAKE KING HOPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND RECONNECTS WITH MINERVA!! MINERVA AND DRAKE KING RANDOMLY STOMP ON PEOPLE THROUGHOUT THE RING AS WE HAVE JUST GOTTEN WORDS THAT NUMBER SIXTEEN IS WITHIN TWENTY SECONDS!

Stew-O: DRAKE GRABS FONTANA AND THROWS HIM OUT!! BUT FONTANA FIGHTS HIM AWAY WITH A PELE KICK!! FONTANA WITH A PELE KICK TO THE CROWN OF THE HEAD AS DRAKE REELS INTO THE ROPES. FONTANA STUMBLES ONTO THE ROPES, CATCHES HIS BREATH AND RECUPERATES FROM ACROSS THE RING!! DRAKE RETALIATES!! BUT FONTANA NAILS HIM WITH ANOTHER YAKUZA KICK!! MINERVA COMES FROM HIS LEFT AND GOES FOR A SUPERKICK!! THE DEVIlL’S TOUCH FONTANA PUTS HIS HANDS UP TO BLOCK IT!!

Persephone: MINERVA FAKED IT AND AIMS LOW!! AND SHE LANDS A SUPERKICK RIGHT INTO THE DICK!! INTO THE COCK!!! YES!! GO! GO! GO! PLEASE!! PLEASE!! PLEASE!! FOLLOW THE RULES FOR ONCE IN THIS MATCH!!ELIMINATE SOMEONE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIVES!!

Stew-O: DRAKE KING FEELS THE EFFECTS OF THOSE YAKUZA KICKS AND FOREARM STRIKES AS HE ANGRILY COMES OFF THE ROPES!! AND HE FASTILY MARCHES TOWARDS THE FORMER EAW PURE CHAMPION!! HE JUMPS UP AND GETS HIS FOOT ACROSS THE SKULL OF DRAY FONTANA!! THE GUILLOTINE!! DRAKE THE REDEEMER KICKS DRAY FONTANA OUT OF THE RING AND OVER THE TOP ROPE!! DRAKE KING WITH HIS FIRST ELIMINATION THIS MATCH WITH THE ASSIST OF MINERVA!!

Bella Braxton: Dray Fontana has been eliminated!

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1…

*BUZZ*

( New Eden looks up at the titantron in shock once again. )

Stew-O: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! A THIRD RETURN IN THE ROW.

( ‘I Hope You Suffer’ by AFI echoes throughout the Globe Life Field as Theron Nikolas stands on the stage. Arguably one of the biggest pops in Grand Rampage in history, Theron basks in the spotlight while he marches his way down to the ring. )

Persephone: WHATS WITH THE POP?? I DON’T SEE REX!

Stew-O: THE LONGEST REIGNING EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION IS BACK ON ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING SOIL AS WE RECEIVE A THIRD SURPRISE IN A ROW. FIRST IT WAS DRAY FONTANA, BIG VIZ, AND NOW THE GOD EMPEROR HAS RE-EMERGED!! THIS IS THE SAME MAN WHO MADE JAMIE O’HARA KNEEL!! THE SAME MAN WHO SINGLE-HANDEDLY RETIRED CM BANKS FROM IN-RING WRESTLING AND NOW HE IS BACK WITH THE PAIN FOR PRIDE MAIN EVENT IN HIS CROSSHAIRS!

Persephone: THIS MAN SLIDES INTO THE RING AND IMMEDIATELY GOES AFTER DRAKE KING AND MINERVA!! DRAKE GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE!! NIKOLAS GOES AROUND THE WAIST AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A SNAPDRAGON!! MINERVA ATTEMPTS TO PUT THERON DOWN, BUT SHE GETS DRIVEN DOWN WITH A SNAPDRAGON!! TWO SNAPDRAGON SUPLEXES TO TWO-THIRDS OF NEW EDEN MINERVA AND WALMART JESUS ARE DOWN ON THE GROUND AS THERON NIKOLAS FOCUSES ON OTHER COMPETITORS IN THE MATCH!

Gavin Kirkland: PUBLIC HEAD!

Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan with a bicycle kick to the back of Theron’s head! He calls that the Public Beheading as Theron descends onto one knee! Monaghan came out of nowhere with the Public Beheading as he came off the ropes! AND HITS HIM WITH ANOTHER BICYCLE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! TWO CONSECUTIVE PUBLIC BEHEADINGS IN A ROW AS LIMMY MONAGHAN MIGHT SPOIL THE GOD EMPEROR’S RETURN TO ELITE SOIL!! Monaghan hints at throwing him out, but instead keeps him standing in the center of the ring.

Limmy Monaghan: :mjlit:

Persephone: LIMMY MONAGHAN IS SIGNALLING FOR SOMETHING!! AS LONG AS IT GETS MORE PEOPLE OUT OF THE MATCH, THEN HE WILL FINALLY BE A USEFUL MEMBER TO SOCIETY!!

Gavin Kirkland: Perse, I think he is going for the one-handed electric chair driver! I believe Monaghan is electing to connect with it instead of throwing him out as an insult to injury! Theron Nikolas’ finishing maneuver is also the one-handed electric chair driver and this would be the ultimate sign of disrespect to eliminate him with it! Limmy signals for it as he pulls Theron Nikolas up to his feet! LIMMY WITH THE FINAL SIGNAL AS HE DOES THE CUTTHROAT TAUNT!! IT IS NEAR!

Stew-O: LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH SHINIGANI!!! ONE-HANDED ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVAHH-

Stew-O::WHAT THE!?!? THERON NIKOLAS COUNTERS IT OUT OF NOWHERE AND LIFTS MONAGHAN INTO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR INSTEAD!! AND HE DRIVES MONAGHAN ONTO THE BACK OF HIS NECK WITH HIS OWN ONE-HANDED ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER!! THERON NIKOLAS!! KING’s REQUIEM CONNECTS!! THERON NIKOLAS OUT OF THE BLUE WITH THE ELECTRIC CHAIR AS THAT ABSOLUTELY BACKFIRED ON THE END OF LIMMY MONAGHAN!

Persephone: YESS!! THERON NIKOLAS WHIPS LIMMY MONAGHAN OUT OF THE RING AND HE IS ELIMINATED!

Gavin Kirkland: CAKE SMITH RE-EMERGES FROM THE FROSTING AND CLOCKS THERON IN THE HEAD WITH A SUPERKICK!! THERON IS UNABLE TO THROW LIMMY OUT AS JAKE JUST SUBDUED HIM FOR THE TIME BEING!! Jake Smith drops onto all fours and crawls over to Monaghan to check over his boyfriend! Monaghan is out like a light right here as Jake is trying to wake him up after that King’s Requiem. Smith bends over and tries to scream at him, but Limmy is having a hard time getting up to his feet. Limmy is on all fours as Jake grabs his hand to pull him up to his feet. This looks just like the porno I watched last night!

Stew-O: MINERVA DRIVES JAKE SMITH INTO LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH TWILIGHT!! WHERE DID SHE COME FROM!! Minerva snatched Smith from behind, held him over Monaghan’s back with the inverted facelock, throw over her shoulder, drove it into the chest of Smith and smashed him right into the back of Monaghan! Minerva with an interesting take on her Twilight submission maneuver. Both Smith and Monaghan grab their backs in pain as they roll over to the opposite corner of the ring from Minerva. Minerva turns around and sees Ms. Extreme!

Gavin Kirkland: THE NATURAL REDHEAD TURNS THE E-GIRL INSIDE OUT WITH A LARIAT!

Stew-O: MINERVA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! AND BIG VIZ EMERGES TO HIS FEET AND GRABS EXTREME FROM THE ARM!! AND EXTREME GOES RUNNING RIGHT INTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!! EXTREME GOES CRASHING HARD INTO THE TURNBUCKLES FROM THE ARM DRAG OF THE FORMER EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AS MINERVA CONNECTS WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI TO THE CROWN OF BIG VIZ!! The Visual Prophet is on spaghetti legs as Minerva gets up to her feet! MINERVA CHARGES INTO THE VISUAL PROPHET!

Persephone: THE GOTH BITCH WITH THE TOUCH OF A THOUSAND STDS WITH THAT SUPERKICK TO THE VISUAL PROPHET’S JAW!

Gavin Kirkland: MAIN EVENT MIZ GRABS MINERVA IN MID-AIR AND TOSSES HER OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! AND SENDS HER CRASHING DOWN INTO MS. EXTREME IN THE CORNER WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! EVEN IF MINERVA HAD A THOUSAND STDS, I’D STILL GO THROUGH ALL THAT PAIN NONETHELESS!

Stew-O: JAKE SMITH GETS A RANDOM SURGE OF ENERGY AND TURNS VIZZY AROUND!! BIG VIZ PICKS SMITH UP AND PLANTS HIM WITH A DEVASTATING SPINEBUSTER!! THE POWER OF THE PROPHET AS JAKE SMITH SCREAMS IN PAIN LOUDER THAN EVER! VIZZY ROLLS OFF THE CANVAS AND UP ONTO HIS FEET AS HE RUNS THE ROPES!! JAKE SMITH IS UP AGAINST THE ROPES AS IT APPEARS THAT THE PROPHET IS LOOKING TO TAKE HIM UP OVER THE TOP ROPE TO ELIMINATE HIM! THE VISUAL PROPHET MIGHT ELIMINATE THE INDUSTRY RULER!

Persephone: MYLES KNEES THE MIDSECTION OUT OF NOWHERE!! ANOTHER ONE OF THE GINGER FUCKS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A KITCHEN SINKER KNEE AS THE VISUAL PROPHET IS STUNNED!!

Stew-O: The Visual Prophet and Myles have history that traces back to 2019, with Prophet being the holder of the first championship Myles went for! Myles hooks the arms and goes for DE FACTO WITH THE VISUAL PROPHET!! DE FACTO!! DE FACTO!! NO!! THE VISUAL PROPHET HOVERS OVER HIS HEAD OFF THE DE FACTO AND GRABS HIS HEAD!! HE PULLS HIM DOWN INTO THE REVERSE STO, HE HOOKS HIS ARMS AROUND HIS HEAD!! AND GOES FOR THE TWISTING DDT! VDT!! VDT!!

Persephone: MYLES GOES AROUND THE WAIST AND CIRCUMVENTS THAT DDT!! Myles shoves him into the ropes, Viz rebounds off and goes for a yakuza kick! Big Viz misses that by a long shot as Myles turns him around!! AND PULLS HIM FOR THE KNEE!! PROPHET MEETS HIM HALFWAY AND HOISTS HIM UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! OH NO!! PROPHET NOW FLIPS OVER AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A ROLLING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER RIGHT THERE!!

Gavin Kirkland: PROPHET DRIVER!

Stew-O: MYLES TURNS HIM AROUND AND ROLLS HIM UP WITH A CRUCIFIX!! HE COUNTERS THE PROPHET DRIVER AND ROLLS OFF THAT CRUCIFIX PIN!! HE GRABS HIM BY BOTH WRIST AND PULLS HIM IN FOR THAT KNEE STRIKE!! BUT VIZ GRABS HIS HEAD OUT OF NOWHERE!!! HE HOOKS THE ARM OVER THE HEAD!! AND FINALLY CONNECTS WITH THE VDT!! THE VISUAL PROPHET JUST SPIKED THE MANIFEST ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH THE TWISTING DDT AS HE GETS UP THIS FEET!

Gavin Kirkland: JESUS FLIES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND GRABS THE VISUAL PROPHET’S HEAD!! AND SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH THE BLOCKBUSTER!

Persephone: NOPE!! The Visual Prophet catches him in mid-air right into a suplex position! He lifts him over and drops him into the swinging reverse STO position! THE VISUAL PROPHET IS ABOUT TO USE DRAKE KING’S FINISHER RIGHT HERE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! DRAKE IS SCRAMBLING TO GET OUT OF THE HOLD AS PROPHET SWINGS HIM AROUND AND LOOKS TO SLAM HIM DOWN WITH HIS OWN TAKE OF OVERHAUL!! DRAKE KING BITES THE DUST!

Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE KING GETS OUT OF THE POSITION AND SHRUGS BIG VIZ AWAY!! JAKE SMITH GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND IMMEDIATELY IS CAUGHT IN THE RECEIVING END OF AN ACCIDENTAL ELBOW SMASH BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!! VIZZY DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THAT HE CLOCKED JAKE SMITH!! Cakepop Smith stumbles and slowly rebounds off the ropes as VIZ TURNS AROUND!! DRAKE KING IS GOING FOR THE GUILLOTINE KICK!! PROPHET COUNTERS WITH A BIG KICK AS HE NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES!! AND HE LEAPS INTO THE SKIES!! FOR A HURRICANRANA THAT SENDS KING INTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING!!

Stew-O: AIR PROPHET GETS COUNTERED IN MID-AIR AS KING CATCHES HIM INTO THE POWERBOMB POSITION!! KING IS HOLDING HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! HE RUNS ACROSS THE RING WITH HIM ON IT!! AND HE TOSSES THE VISUAL PROPHET INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH THE POWERBOMB!! WHAT A POWERBOMB AS THE VISUAL PROPHET REBOUNDS OFF AND IMMEDIATELY GRABS KING!! AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE PROPHET DRIVER!! THE VISUAL PROPHET WITH A BOOST OF ADRENALINE WITH THE ROLLING DEATH VALLEY DRIVER FROM OUTTA NOWHERE AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET!!

Gavin Kirkland: JAKE SMITH STUNS BIG VIZ FROM BEHIND WITH A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!! PROPHET REELS INTO THE CORNER AS SMITH SEES MINERVA COMING IN!! HE KICKS HER MIDSECTION AND GRABS THE ARMS!! HE GOES FOR THE KICKBACK INTO THAT SINGLE UNDERHOOK SNAP DDT!! FAMOUS LAST WORDS, BUT NOT YET AS HE PULLS DRAKE UP TO HIS FEET! JAKE SMITH HAS BOTH ARMS HOOKED AS HE GOES FOR A MODIFIED VERSION AND LOOKS TO DDT BOTH DRAKE KING AND MINERVA AT THE SAME TIME!!

Stew-O: Myles runs out of his corner and slides under and through the legs of Insurgency’s Jake Smith! Jake Smith gets confused as he lets go of both Minerva and King. BAD IDEA AS MYLES’ SPEED OUTBEAT HIM AND SMITH GETS FLIPPED OVER ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH A INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER!! BUT LOOK!! SMITH IS ON A SECOND WIND RIGHT NOW AS HE IS ABLE TO INSTINCTIVELY GET UP ONTO HIS FEET OFF THE FRANKENSTEINER AND COMES OFF THE ROPES!

Persephone: JAKE SMITH WITH THE SHINING WIZARD KNEE STRIKE!! BUT MYLES KICKS THE MIDSECTION AND THROWS HIM UP INTO A CANADIAN RACK!! AND HE THROWS HIM OVER TO GRAB HIS HEAD FOR THE DDT!! WRATH OF PANDORA!! NO!! JAKE COUNTERS IN MID-AIR AND GOES FOR THE SINGLE UNDERHOOK SNAP DDT! BUT MYLES TWISTS OUT OF THE HOOK AND THROWS HIM INTO THE ROPES!

Stew-O: Smith comes off the ropes, ducks Myles’ clothesline and rebounds off! Myles runs past Smith! Jake Smith traces his steps and sprints into Myles as they both meet in the center of the ring! BOTH JUMP IN AT THE SAME TIME AND GRAB EACH OTHER’S HEAD!! AND SLAM EACH OTHER’S FACES DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH SIMULTANEOUS FACEBREAKERS!! THEY WERE BOTH THINKING OF THE SAME THING AT THE SAME TIME

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1…

*BUZZ*

( ‘The Outsiders’ by Eric Church plays to an eruption of boos. The camera picks up Jake Smith and Limmy Monaghan with nasty smiles on their face as it means Insurgency will finally be at full strength in this match. Donovan Duke appears on the entranceway and sprints down the ring to the aid of his stablemates. )

Stew-O: DYNASTY’S AND INSURGENCY’S DONOVAN DUKE ENTERS AT NUMBER SEVENTEEN AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING IN A MATTER OF SECONDS! DONOVAN DUKE INSERTS HIMSELF INTO THE RING AND AVOIDS BOTH THERON AND MINERVA!! DUKE DUCKED THEM AND RUNS RIGHT INTO MYLES!! MYLES TURNS AROUND AND GETS TURNED INSIDE OUT WITH A HURRICANRANA!! SENSATIONAL HURRICANA COURTESY OF THE GENTLEMEN AS DONOVAN DUKE GETS CHARGED BY THERON NIKOLAS AND MINERVA!! DUKE DUCKS NIKOLAS, ROLLS INTO THE GROUND, LOCKS IN THE HEADSCISSORS, TWISTS AND SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO MINERVA’S HEAD WITH THE HEADSCISSORS!!

Persephone: DONOVAN DUKE COMING IN WITH THE ENERGY THAT MIGHT BE WAKING ME UP FROM THIS DEAD MATCH!!

Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE KING FROM OUT OF NOWHERE GOUGES HIS EYES!! THAT MADMAN DIGS HIS DIRTY FINGERNAILS INTO THE EYES OF DUKE AS HE NOW GRABS HIS TIGHTS AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Stew-O: DUKE ENDS UP SPRINGING OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE!! AND HE SENDS DRAKE KING EXPLODING INTO THE AIR WITH THE SLINGSHOT STUNNER!! DONOVAN DUKE WITH A DEVASTATING STUNNER!! DONOVAN DUKE WITH THAT STUNNER AS HE HAS HIS CROSSHAIRS AIMED TIGHT ON MINERVA NOW! DONOVAN DUKE TOOK OUT THE REDEEMER AND NOW THE BLACK ROSE OF NEW EDEN!! DONOVAN GRABS MINERVA AND PICKS HER UP FOR THE MICHINOKU DRIVER!! IF DONOVAN HITS THIS, SHE COULD BE OUT FOR THE TAKING!

Gavin Kirkland: MINERVA SLIDES OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! AND HE GOES FOR A LOW BLOW TO DONOVAN DUKE FROM BEHIND!!! YESSIR!! FIST THEM NUTS!!!

Stew-O: MS. EXTREME WITH A COAST-TO-COAST DROPKICK TO THE ARM OF MINERVA BEFORE SHE COULD CONNECT WITH THE LOW BLOW!! I DON’T WHERE IN THE ALMIGHTY SHE JUST CAME FROM AS SHE STOPPED FROM THAT LOW BLOW IS CONNECTING!! SHE JUST SAVED DONOVAN DUKE FROM NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE FUTURE, BUT I DON’T THINK IT WAS INTENTIONALLY TO HELP INSURGENCY, BUT TO JUST STOP FROM NEW EDEN MAKING ANY FURTHER ADVANCES IN THIS MATCH!

Persephone: Donovan Duke looks down in confusion to what just happened behind him as he goes around. THERON JUMPS UP FOR THE KNEE. DUKE GRABS HIS LEGS AND HOLDS HIM UP BY BOTH OF THEM!! DUKE IS GOING FOR THE GIANT SWING! BUT THERON IS ABLE TO TWIST AND GET OUT OF IT!! BOTH MEN GET UP TO THEIR FEET! DUKE WITH THE SPINNING BACKFIST! DEALER’S CHOICE CONNECTS!! NO!! THERON DUCKS IT AND CONNECTS WITH THE SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX!

Stew-O: WAIT!! DUKE WITH A VICTORY ROLL!! HE STEPS THROUGH AND LIFTS HIM UP BY BOTH WORDS!! AND HE STARTS SWINGING THERON AROUND!!! THERON NIKOLAS HAS BEEN CAUGHT IN THE FIRE OF THE GIANT SWING!! HE CALLS THIS THE GENTLEMAN’S ROULETTE AS SURELY THERON NIKOLAS IS GOING TO BE SEEING THINGS AFTER THIS SWING!! FIVE!! SIX!! SEVEN!! EIGHT!!! NINE!!! TEN!! ELEVEN!! DUKE IS ON FIRE!

Persephone: JUST THROW HIM THE FUCK OUT DAMN!! DUKE LETS GO OF NIKOLAS!! NOW! THROW HIM OUT! NO!! HE GRABS BOTH OF HIS LEGS FOR ANOTHER SWING!!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT MYLES INTERVENES AND TURNS HIM AROUND!!

Stew-O: DUKE TAKES HIM DOWN BY BOTH LEGS AND PICKS HIM UP INTO THE AIR!! MYLES IS NOW CAUGHT IN THE GENTLEMEN’S ROULETTE AS DONOVAN DUKE IS JUST EFFORTLESSLY SWINGING DOWN HIS OPPOSITION THIS MATCH!! INSURGENCY DEFINITELY HAS GAINED A HUGE ADVANTAGE IN THIS MATCH WITH THE ADDITION OF DONOVAN DUKE AS HE CONTINUES TO SPIN MYLES AROUND FOR THE FIFTH, SIXTH, SEVEN, EIGHT, AND NINE, AND TENTH TIME!!

Gavin Kirkland: Donovan Duke drops Myles onto the back of his head off the giant swing as he turns around! Duke is dizzy as he is not used to using this in high-pressure situations! THE VISUAL PROPHET CHARGES IN FOR THE BULL HAMMER ELBOW!! BUT DUKE SEES IT COMING AND TAKES HIM DOWN BY BOTH LEGS!! BIG VIZ IS NOW IN TROUBLE AS DUKE NOW SPINS HIM AROUND!! THE STRENGTH OF THE GENTLEMEN AS HE SPINS VIZ AROUND!! FOR THE SECOND.. THIRD.. FOURTH.. AND ONLY FIVE TIMES AS HE IS QUICK TO RELINQUISH THE GIANT SWING WITH THE VISUAL PROPHET.. RIGHTFULLY SO!

Persephone: Look at this idiot! Due to his swings, he doesn’t even know what town we’re in! Someone comes up from behind and eliminate him already! Can someone in this match hear my pleads for once :noah:

( Since Donovan Duke vision is disorientated, he turns around and takes down the legs of the person near him. )

???: (off-mic) whoa: !!!

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( The camera reveals Donovan Duke with Jake Smith’s legs in his clutch. )

Jake Smith: (off-mic) NO!! PUT ME DOWN!! DONNY, SNAP OUT OF IT! HELLO!! IT’S ME, JAKE!!

Persephone: SWING HIM!! SWING HIM!! SWING HIM!! SWING HIM!! EVERYONE HERE AT THE COMMENTARY TABLE SAY IT WITH ME!! SWING HIM SO WE CAN GET THROUGH THIS MATCH FASTER!! YES YES!!

Stew-O: Well.. It is every man for himself.

( The crowd cheers and encourages Donovan Duke to swing Jake Smith, while Jake Smith is desperately pleading for him to realize it’s not him. )

Donovan Duke: (off-mic) Oh shit.

( Donovan Duke gains full consciousness of his surroundings, lets go of Jake Smith and apologetically helps him up to his feet. )

Jake Smith: (off-mic) What the hell were you thinking? Never do that again.

Donovan Duke: (off-mic) SOR-

Stew-O: DRAKE KING COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GRABS BOTH OF THEIR NECKS!! AND HE SLAMS BOTH DONOVAN DUKE AND JAKE SMITH WITH A DOUBLE BLOCKBUSTER NECKBREAKERS!

Persephone: WAIT!! WHAT!! DONOVAN DUKE AND JAKE SMITH USE THEIR TEAM EFFORT TO GRAB DRAKE KING IN MID-AIR AS THEY HOLD HIM UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION!! DRAKE KING IS IN TROUBLE HERE AS THEY LOOK TO SLAM THE NEW EDENIST INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX OF SORTS!

Stew-O: MS. EXTREME JUMPS OFF THE BACK OF THERON NIKOLAS, PROPELLING HERSELF INTO THE RING AND FLATTENING DUKE, SMITH, AND KING WITH A SUPER CRAZY CROSSBODY!! A CROSSBODY TAKES ALL THREE OF THEM DOWN AS EXTREME GETS UP TO THEIR FEET!! SHE POUNDS HER CHEST IN CONFIDENCE AND TALKS DOWN ON NEW EDEN AND INSURGENCY AS SHE TURNS AROUND AND GETS CLOCKED INTO THE JAW WITH THE BULL HAMMER!! KISS TO THE HEAD STRAIGHT FROM THE ELBOWS OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!

Gavin Kirkland: RED HANDED!! RED HANDED!!!! RED HANDED!! MS. EXTREME CAUGHT HIS ELBOW IN MID-AIR AND ROLLED HIM UP INTO THE SEATED FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! WHAT A COUNTER AS THE REDHEAD AS HIM TRAPPED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! But, not for long as The Visual Prophet rolls her over! AND HE DEADLIFTS HER OFF THE CANVAS!!! AND RIGHT INTO A GORILLA PRESS HOLD!! THE POWER OF THE PROPHET ON DISPLAY ONCE AGAIN!

Stew-O: THE VISUAL PROPHET MOMENTARILY HAS HER UP IN A GORILLA PRESS FOR ELIMINATION BEFORE LIMMY COMES FROM BEHIND AND KICKS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE LEG!! A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, SENDS HIM DOWN ONTO ALL FOURS AS LIMMY GOES FOR THE ONE-HANDED ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER!! BUT VIZ REACTS WITH A BACKHAND TO THE FACE!! LIMMY IS STUNNED AS THE VISUAL PROPHET PICKS HIM UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!! LIMMY MONAGHAN IS TRYING TO REACH FOR THE ROPES BUT BIG VIZ’S PLANS SAY OTHERWISE!! HE CARRIES HIM INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND STARTS SPINNING AROUND!! AND TAKES HIM FOR AN AIRRRRPLANNNE SPINN!!

Stew-O: THE VISUAL PROPHET HAS AIR BAE AS HE SPINS LIMMY MONAGHAN FOR THE SECOND… THIRD… FOURTH.. FIFTH… SIXTH…

( While The Visual Prophet airplanes spins Limmy Monaghan, he unintentionally is able to strike down Jake Smith, Ms. Extreme, Theron Nikolas, Minerva, and Myles in the process with Monaghan’s feet. )

Stew-O: AND THE TENTH!! VIZZY MOMENTARILY STOPS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS HE SEES DRAKE KING GETTING UP TO HIS FEET!! DRAKE KING WAS ONE OF THE VERY FEW PARTICIPANTS WHO AVOIDED THE CROSSFIRE OF THAT AIRPLANE SPIN AS VIZZY COMES FROM BEHIND AND GRABS HIS LEGS!! AND HE TAKES HIM DOWN BY THE LEGS!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!! The Visual Prophet continues to have Limmy Monaghan up on the fireman’s carry while he holds Drake King up by both legs!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: AND THE MAN STARTS SPINNING ONCE AGAIN!! THE VISUAL PROPHET WITH THE POWER ONCE AGAIN AS HE SWINGS BOTH MONAGHAN AND KING IN THE AIR AT THE SAME TIME!! FIVE!! SIX!! SEVEN!! EIGHT!! NINE!! TEN!! ELEVEN!! TWELVE!! THIRTEEN!! FOURTEEN!! FOURTY-FIVE!!! EIGHTY-NINE!! ONE-HUNDRED AND TEN!! ONE MILLION AND A THOUSAN-

Persephone: BITCH, HE’S ONLY SWUNG THEM EIGHTEEN TIMES!!

Gavin Kirkland: Sorry, got mesmerized by them beautiful Vizzy thighs for a few. :wow: !!!

Stew-O: Okay, uh. Back to in-ring action! The Visual Prophet has swung them at the same time for twenty-five times before he stops applying pressure on the gas pedal. The Visual Prophet lets go of Drake King, swinging and sending him into the other side of the ring, while he maintains the fireman’s carry and DRIVES LIMMY MONAGHAN INTO THE CANVAS WITH THE PROPHET DRIVER!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THE VISUAL PROPHET IS STILL UP TO HIS FEET AS HE ROLLED OFF THE PROPHET DRIVER RIGHT INTO A POSE!! WHAT A BRILLIANT PERFORMANCE BY BIG VIZ AS WE NOW APPROACH OUR EIGHTEENTH ENTRANT!!

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*BUZZ*

( ‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac hits to a huge pop as TLA immediately appears on the stage. He poses with the EAW National Elite Championship high over his head, before dropping it on the floor and running straight to the ring. )

Gavin Kirkland: IT IS THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHA-

Stew-O: MINERVA COMES FROM BEHIND AND ELIMINATES THE VISUAL PROPHET OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Persephone: FUCK!! WHY DOES THE VISUAL PROPHET HAVE TO HOLD ONTO THE TOP ROPE!!!!

Stew-O: TLA SLIDES INTO THE RING AND IMMEDIATELY WIPES MINERVA OUT WITH A POWERFUL MEXICAN UPPERCUT!! MINERVA GOES BLASTING THROUGH THE ROPES, NOT ELIMINATED HOWEVER, AS TLA TURNS AROUND AND CHARGES INTO MS. EXTREME!! TLA WITH A PICTURE-PERFECT TO MS. EXTREME BEFORE HE KIPS-UP TO HIS FEET AND IMMEDIATELY TRANSITIONS INTO A CLEAN PELE KICK AT THE TOP OF DONOVAN DUKE’S HEAD!! DUKE REELS INTO THE CORNER AS TLA NOW GETS BACK UP ONCE AGAIN AND DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT OF MYLES!! THESE TWO HAVE HISTORY TOGETHER!! TLA SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE, TWIRLS IN FLIGHT AND FLOORS THE FORMER EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION WITH THE VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT!!

Persephone: TLA, is how you say it. EN FUEGO!! BUT STILL, NOT FIRE ENOUGH TO THROW THEM OUT!! THROW THEM OUT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!

Gavin Kirkland: Finally, we have some hispanic representation here in the Grand Rampage! It is time that this match needed more diversity and equality!

Persephone & Stew-O: :mjpls:

Gavin Kirkland: WHAT YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR? TLA GRABS MYLES AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! BUT MYLES HOLDS ONTO THE TOP ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE!! TLA TRIES TO SLAP HIS WRISTS AWAY, IN HOPES THAT HE LOSES GRIP AND FALLS ONTO THE FLOOR, BUT MYLES IS NOT LETTING THIS MATCH GO JUST LIKE THAT!

Persephone: DRAKE KING COMES IN TO SAVE MYLES FROM THIS STICKY SITUATION!! STICKY LIKE RE-

Stew-O: TLA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND DRAKE GOES JUMPING OVER THE TOP ROPE OVER MYLES’ SHOULDERS!! DRAKE KING IS ELIMINATED!! DRAKE KING JUST ELIMINATED HIMSELF!

Persephone: :mjlol2: WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT!!

( However, while Myles holds onto the top rope, Drake King is able to hold onto his legs in a sunset-flip powerbomb-like motion.

Stew-O: WAIT!! FALSE ALARM!! FALSE ALARM!! AS DRAKE KING FLIPPED OVER HIM, HE WAS ABLE TO GRAB HIM IN A MOTION TANTAMOUNT TO THE SUNSET-FLIP POWERBOMB, BUT THE INNER CORE OF DRAKE IS ALLOWING HIM TO KEEP HIMSELF PULLED ABOVE THE GROUND HERE AT RINGSIDE!! MYLES IS A POWERHOUSE IN HIS OWN RIGHT, BUT HOW MUCH WILL IT TAKE TO DRAIN NEW EDEN OF ITS ENERGY AND RESOURCES?!?! THEY CANNOT BE STOPPED!

Drake King: (off-mic) AHHH!!!! LET ME THE FREAK UP!

Myles: (off-mic) BLOODY STOP PULLING DOWN ON MY PANTS!!

Persephone: TLA GOES OVER TO TAKE BOTH OF THEM OFF THE APRON!! BUT HERE COMES DONOVAN DUKE OUT OF NOWHERE!! DUKE GRABS BOTH OF LEGS AND TAKES THEM DOWN BY THEM!! DONOVAN DUKE IS GOING TO SWING THE MEXICAN NUISANCE AROUND THE WORLD NOW!! BUT, DUKE SEES LIMMY AND JAKE BEHIND HIM. Donovan Duke tells his boyfriends to brace cover and get ready for impact as he slingshots TLA into them!

Stew-O: TLA COMES OFF THE SLINGSHOT… AND DRILLS LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH THE MEXICAN DESTROYER!! THE FLIP PILEDRIVER ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN AS JAKE AND DONOVAN PULL HIM UP TO HIS FEET!! THEY TRY TO DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE, BUT TLA ROLLS THROUGH!! TLA JUMPS UP AND CLOCKS BOTH OF THEM IN THE JAW WITH A DOUBLE PELE KICK!! TWO CARTEL KICKS AT ONCE AS TLA JUST TOOK OUT THE ENTIRETY OF INSURGENCY AT ONCE!

( After maneuvering himself away from the sunset position, Drake King gets out of the position and leaps onto Myles shoulders. He hops onto the top rope for a springboard onto TLA. )

Stew-O: VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT!! VERY MEXCIAN UPPERCUT IN MID-AIR AS DRAKE KING LEAPED OFF THE SHOULDERS OF THE MANIFEST!! THE FORMER EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION TRIED TO ASSIST THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION, BUT TLA IS TOO SMART!! TLA SAW IT COMING AS HE GOES OVER TO PICK HIM UP AND THROW THE LAST MESSIAH OUT OF THE RING!! WILL THIS WORK NOW!

Persephone: MYLES TURNS TLA AROUND AS THEY BOTH LOCK EYES INTO EACH OTHER!! BOTH ARE GAZING INTO EACH OTHER EYES AS MYLES CLEARLY STILL HAS SOME BITS OF SALTINESS LEFT AFTER DROPPING THAT EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP TO LA PANTERA SEXUAL!

Gavin Kirkland: JUST KISS ALREADY!

Stew-O: MYLES SLAPS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! TLA NOT TAKING ANY KIND OF RESPECT TO THAT SLAP AS THEY START BRAWLING!!! RIGHT FROM TLA!! LEFT FROM MYLES!! RIGHT FROM TLA!! RIGHT FROM MYLES!! BOTH MEN SWINGING IN THE SAME DIRECTION BEFORE MYLES PULLS HIM IN FOR THE CLOTHESLINE! TLA flips over his arm and goes for the Mexican Destroyer. Myles throws him away and goes for the knee! TLA moves around his knee and rolls him up! HE HOISTS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB!! BUT MYLES IS ABLE TO GET OUT OF THE POWERBOMB POSITION WITH EASE!! BOTH MEN ARE JOCKEYING FOR POSITION AT THIS POINT!

Persephone: TLA WITH THE PIMP SLAP!! MYLES GETS CLOCKED WITH A SLAP FROM TLA AS BOTH MEN START SLAPPING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER!! THIS IS A BRUTAL FIGHT AND WILL SURELY GET US CLOSER TO THE END OF THIS MATCH!! TLA WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! NO!! MYLES GRABS HIS ARMS AND MOVES UNDER!! HE GOES FOR DE FACTO!! DE FECATO!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT TLA THROWS HIM OVER!! TLA RUNS PAST HIM AND SENDS HIM AROUND WITH A HURRICANRANA!! MYLES FLIPS FORWARD AND FLIPS RIGHT ONTO HIS FEET!! HOWEVER, TLA CHOPS HIM DOWN BY THE LEGS AND PULLS HIM UP INTO A SUPLEX!! MYLES COUNTERS IT INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!! NO PINFALLS IDIOT, AS MYLES DEADLIFTS HIM UP INTO A SUPLEX!! AND DRILLS HIM DOWN WITH A BRAINBUSTER!! THAT MAY BE AN EXCHANGE AS MYLES NOW SETS HIM UP FOR THE FINAL STRIKE!!

Persephone: MYLES CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER FOR THE RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!!

Gavin Kirkland: THE GINGER REDHEAD GETS POPPED UP INTO THE AIR!! POP-UP VERY MEXCIAN UPPERCUT!

Stew-O: WHAT!! MYLES COUNTERS THE UPPERCUT IN MID-AIR AND PULLS HIM DOWN WITH A LANDSLIDE PIN!! HE GRABS BOTH ARMS OFF THE PIN AND PULLS HIM IN FOR THE KNEE!! TLA SIDESTEPS THE KNEE, TWIRLS HIM AROUND AND PLACES HIS HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS!! AND FLIPS HIM OVER FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROYER!! NO! NO!! MYLES BACK BODY DROPS HIM OVER AND COUNTERS THE FLIP PILEDRIVER ATTEMPT!

Gavin Kirkland: TLA MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET FROM THAT BACK BODY LAND DROP AS HE TURNS AROUND!! AND GETS KICKED IN THE MIDSECTION!! MYLES HOOKS THE ARMS AND HOISTS HIM UP!! DE FACTO!! DE FACTO!! WAIT NO!! TLA WITH THE MEXICAN DESTROYER IN MID-AIR!! TLA COUNTERED THE DE FACTO WITH THE FLIP PILEDRIVER IN MID-AIR!! HE JUST ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED THE FORMER EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION AS TLA GETS UP TO RECUPERATE!! WHAT A SEQUENCE!!

Stew-O: TLA NOW SEES JAKE SMITH GETTING UP TO HIS FEET!!

Persephone: AND HE DROPKICKS THE CAC FROM BEHIND AND SENDS HIM INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE!! JAKE SMITH IS LEANED UP AGAINST THE SECOND ROPE AS WE KNOW WHERE TLA IS GOING WITH THIS NOW!! TLA DIALS IT UP!!

Gavin Kirkland: THE THREE OH’ FIVE!!

Stew-O: DENIED!! JAKE GRABS THE TIGER FEINT KICK ATTEMPT AND RUTHLESSLY TOSSES HIM IN BACK INTO THE RING!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT JAKE IS STILL THIS DOMINATING CONSIDERING HE CAME IN THIS MATCH AS APART OF THE FIRST TWO! The Industry Ruler now grabs his head from behind! ROLLING CUTTER!! ROLLING CUTTER!! NO!! HUMILITY DOESN’T CONNECT AS TLA PUSHES HIM INTO THE ROPES!!

Stew-O: JAKE SMITH CHARGES INTO HIM!! SMITH WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! BUT, TLA ALSO COLLIDES INTO HIM WITH A MEXICAN UPPERCUT AS BOTH COMPETITORS HIT EACH OTHER AT THE SAME TIME WITH THEIR RESPECTIVE UPPERCUTS!

Gavin Kirkland: :damn:! Both competitors drop down like a sack of potatoes as we get closer and closer to number twenty with our nineteenth entrant in this match! WHO WILL IT BE!

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*BUZZ*

( ‘Dream In Drive’ The Oral Cigarettes blasts through the P.A speakers to a huge rumbling in the Globe Life Field. With the EAW Unified Tag Team Championship over her shoulder, she steps onto the stage alone. She raises her championship high up in the air before sprinting into the squared circle. )

Stew-O: One half of the current EAW Unified Tag Team Champions, IDOL-GUN, Hikari Kanno has been on a huge uprising and winning the Grand Rampage would ultimately skyrocket her career to the very top! Kanno slides into the ring and goes straight for TLA! Kanno is stomping down on TLA and other foes such as Extreme, Minerva, and Big Viz! KANNO BLASTS JAKE AND DRAKE WITH TWO ROUNDHOUSE KICKS BEFORE SPINNING AROUND!! AND TARGETING LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!! HIKARI KANNO IS GOING MONKEY CRAZY RIGHT NOW AS SHE CHARGES INTO MINERVA!!

Persephone: MINERVA GRABS HIKARI AND PUTS HER INTO THE TOMBSTONE POSITION!! OH MY GOD!! MINERVA MIGHT PUT AWAY HIKARI RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW!! MINERVA GOES FOR HER SPINNING TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!! BUT HIKARI ROLLS HER UP WITH THE WHEELBARROW VICTORY ROLL!! AND JUMPS UP AND STOMPS DOWN ONTO THE LIVER AREA OF THE BLACK ROSE!! MINERVA JUST GOT HER INTESTINES LITERALLY STOMPED OUT AS HIKARI KANNO IMMEDIATELY GETS UP TO HER FEET!

Stew-O: Hikari Kanno continues the fast-pace action of this match as Donovan Duke comes from behind! KANNO GOES AROUND THE WAIST AND DROPS THE GENTLEMAN WITH A DEVASTATING HIGH ANGLE URANAGE SLAM!! One-half of the tag team champions with the BRIGHTSTAR DRIVER AS KANNO NOW KICKS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! DONOVAN IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO STAY ON THE APRON WITHOUT FALLING! Donovan helps himself up via the ropes as Kanno runs the ropes to kick him off once again!

Persephone: JAKE SMITH WITH A KICK OUT OF NOWHERE!! Jake teleported from some dimension as he stopped Hikari Kanno was taking out his stable mate! Kanno is taken back a bit as Jake checks on Duke! Jake Smith has been a great friend to his Insurgency comrades this match, and you’ve got to think. When will he tick and absolutely murder Limmy Monaghan and Donovan Duke. I AM ALMOST DYING FOR IT THE HAPPEN!

Stew-O: HIKARI WITH A THRUST KICK TO JAKE.. AND JAKE COLLIDES INTO DONOVAN DUKE ON THE APRON!!

Gavin Kirkland: NO!!! JAKE STOPS HIMSELF FROM COLLIDING INTO HIM AS QUEEN HIKARI COMES FROM BEHIND!! JAKE SEES HER AND BACK BODY DROPS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE.. HIKARI SLINGSHOTS OFF THE MERE BACK OF DONOVAN DUKE, BACK INTO THE HANDS OF JAKE, AND SPINS THE INDUSTRY RULER INTO THE DDT!! WHAT A TILT-A-WHIRL DDT!! AND HIKARI IMMEDIATELY GETS CLOCKED IN THE BACK BY TLA!!

Stew-O: TLA with an Mexican Uppercut to the back as he runs with Hikari Kanno and whips her into the ropes! HIKARI TURNS IT AROUND AT THE LAST SECOND AND DISCUSES TLA INTO THE ROPES INSTEAD!

Persephone: HUH!?! TLA purposefully lunges into and situates himself between the bottom and top ropes! TLA chills on the ropes as Hikari Kanno looks at him in confusion.

TLA: :lick:

Stew-O: TLA continues to chill on the second rope as Hikari turns around! IT IS MS. EXTREME!! CAMILLE WITH A GAMENGIRI KICK TO THE CROWN OF HIKARI’S HEAD AS SHE NOW IRISH WHIPS HER INTO THE ROPES!! TLA literally spectates this match on the ropes still as CAMILLE RECEIVES HIKARI OFF THE ROPES!! CAMILLE POPS THE TAG TEAM CHAMPION INTO THE AIR!! BUT HIKARI USES THE OPPORTUNITY TO FLOAT OVER HER AND CLOCK TLA RIGHT IN THE MUSHER WITH A DROPKICK!! TLA SPLATTERS ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!

Persephone: I don’t think that’s what Hikari was intending to do, but hey, she hit someone out of the ring for once in this damn match. Hikari turns around and walks RIGHT INTO AN EXPLODER SUPLEX FROM EXTREME!! AND HERE COMES MINERVA!! MINERVA WITH THE SUPERKICK!! DEVIL’S TOUCH!! WAIT!!! EXTREME DUCKS IT AND SPINS HER AROUND!! AND FLIPS MINERVA OVER FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!! EXTREME LANDS ONTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!! OUC- ACTUALLY NEVER MIND!! THAT’S WHAT YOU GET!!

Stew-O: LIMMY MONAGHAN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!! HE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HER HEAD AND DRILLS HIKARI KANNO OVER WITH A SNAP SLEEPER SUPLEX!! MONAGHAN CONNECTS WITH HIS PATENTED CUTTHROAT SUPLEX AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! MINERVA CHARGES INTO HIM FOR THE SUPERKICK!! BUT MONAGHAN GRABS HER FOOT AND TURNS HER AROUND!! MONAGHAN GRABS HER HEAD AND GOES FOR THE SNAP SLEEPER SUPLEX ONTO MINERVA!! WILL THIS CONNECT!! CUTTHROAT SUPLEX ONTO MINERVA!

Gavin Kirkland: MINERVA LANDS ON HER FEET!! MONAGHAN TURNS AROUND AND GETS STUFFED WITH THE SUPERKICK!! NO!! MINERVA MISSES THE DEVIL’S TOUCH AS LIMMY SIDESTEPPED THE ATTEMPT!! HERE COMES THERON NIKOLAS!! THERON NIKOLAS CHARGES AND DUCKS MINERVA’S SUPERKICK ATTEMPT!! NIKOLAS STEPS UP THE TURNBUCKLES AND MOONSAULTS OVER MINERV-

Stew-O: OH!! MINERVA WITH THE DEVIL’S TOUCH IN MID-AIR!! SUPERKICK WHILE NIKOLAS WAS IN FLIGHT FOR THAT MOONSAULT EVASION AS SHE NOW TURNS AROUND!! MINERVA TURNS AROUND AND GETS CLOCKED WITH THE PELE KICK!! IT CONNECTS AS MINERVA IS SWAYING SIDE TO SIDE, BACK AND FORTH!! LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH THAT PELE KICK AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND PICKS MINERVA UP!! FOR THE SOULRENDER!!!! THIS COULD NOT LOOK WELL FOR NEW EDEN!

Persephone: SOULLRENDER!!!

Gavin Kirkland: MINERVA FLIPS OVER ONTO HER FEET!! LIMMY TRIES TO FIX THE SITUATION AND TURNS MINERVA!! MINERVA TURNS AROUND AND NAILS LIMMY WITH A HEADBUTT!! I DON’T KNOW IF THAT WAS INTENTIONAL OR NOT, BUT MINERVA LUNGED AT THE LAST SECOND AND CAUGHT LIMMY IN THE END OF IT WITH A DEVASTATING HEADBUTT! LIMMY IS STUNNED, STILL ON HIS FEET, AND TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF HIMSELF AS MINERVA GETS UP TO HER FEET!

Stew-O: JAKE SMITH SUPERKICKS THE KNEE OF LIMMY MONAGHAN!! MINERVA MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AS SMITH SENDS MONAGHAN DOWN ONTO BOTH KNEES!! MINERVA MOVES DOWN AND SWEEPS THE LEGS OUT BENEATH JAKE SMITH!! Both Insurgency members are down on both knees as Minerva looks to do more damage! MINERVA JUMPS AND STOMPS DOWN ON BOTH HANDS!! SMITH AND MONAGHAN INSTINCTIVELY HOLD THEIR HANDS IN PAIN AS THIS LEAVES THEIR HEADS VULNERABLE!! MINERVA GOES FOR THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD!

Persephone: JAKE SMITH DUCKS HIS HEAD!!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT MINERVA ENDED UP CLOCKING LIMMY MONAGHAN IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! WHAT A DAMN FUCKING ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! JAKE SMITH JUMPS UP OFF THE CANVAS AND LEAPS ONTO HER FOR A DOUBLE KNEE BACKSTABBER!! BUT MINERVA CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE NOSE!! SMITH’S NOSE MIGHT BE ALREADY MORE DEFORMED THAN IT IS AS MINERVA COMES OFF THE ROPES!! FOR THE SUPERKICK!! BUT JAKE COUNTERS IT!! HE SPINS HER FOOT AROUND AND GOES FOR A SUPERKICK OF HERE OWN!! AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERKICK!!

Persephone: BUT, MINERVA CONNECTS WITH HER SUPERKICK AT THE SAME TIME AS BOTH COMPETITORS FALL TO THE GROUND!

Stew-O: Another damn amazing sequence in this match as both Minerva and Jake Smith hit each other with that superkick at the same time! I honestly cannot believe that Jake Smith is even still functioning at this point in the match! Minerva and Smith haven’t moved an inch yet and it is about time someone takes advantage of that!

Persephone: IT IS DONOVAN DUKE OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HE SOARS OFF AND SPLASHES DOWN ONTO MINERVA WITH THE PHOENIX SPLASH!! STACK THE DECK AS THE GENTLEMAN, NOT AS GENTLE AS REXY SEXY, HOLDS HIS RIBS IN PAIN IN RESULT OF THAT DEATH-DEFYING PHOENIX SPLASH!!!

Gavin Kirkland: AND NOW LOOK!! THE AUSTRALIAN WARLORD DESCENDS FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND CRASHES DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF THE GENTLEMAN WITH A SENSATIONAL FROG SPLASH!! IMAGINE ALL OF MYLES’ TIDDIES JUST DESCENDING DOWN ONTO YOUR BACK!! ABSOLUTELY RUTHLESS MANEUVER FROM ONE-THIRD OF NEW EDEN AS HE TOO, GRABS HIS RIBS IN PAIN FROM THAT DIVING MANEUVER!

Persephone: STOP GOING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, DAMN!!

Stew-O: AND NOW LOOK!! TLA IS BACK IN THE FRAY AS HE STEPS UP TOWARDS TEH TOP TURNBUCKLE!! MYLES IS LYING HIGH AND DRY IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! AND TLA FLIPS OVER!! AND FLATTENS THE UPPER CHEST OF MYLES WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM TLA!! THE 420 SPLASH AS EVERY DAMN PERSON IN THIS MATCH IS RISKING THEIR LIFE ALL FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAIN EVENT PAIN FOR PRIDE!! WHAT A GRAND RAMPAGE THIS HAS BEEN!

Gavin Kirkland: THIS SEQUENCE ISN’T DONE YET!! DRAKE KING IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, POISED AND READY TO STRIKE!! DRAKE KING HAS HIS ARMS SPREAD WIDE OPEN ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AS HE IS LIKE DESCENDING FROM HEAVEN LIKE THE CHEAPSKATE GOD HE IS!! DRAKE KING IS READY TO TAKE FLIGHT!!

Persephone: DRAKE KING SOARS-

Stew-O: DRAKE STOPS HIMSELF AS HE NOTICES THE VISUAL PROPHET GYRATING HIS HIPS ON THE CORNER ACROSS FROM HIM!! DRAKE KING LOOKS AT HIM IN DISGUST AS DRAKE DEMANDS HIM TO STOP AND GET DOWN FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!

Drake King: (off-mic) NO!! TLA IS MINE FOR THE TAKING!! STOP DOING THAT TO YOUR HIPS!!! THAT IS UNORDERLY CONDUCT!! THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE!! YOU FREAKIN’ HEATHEN!! UGH!!

The Visual Prophet: :mjlit:

( While The Visual Prophet continues to mock Drake King from opposite ends of the ring, Ms. Extreme and Hikari Kanno emerge from the canvas, and up to their respective corners. )

Stew-O: HUH!!?!? MS. EXTREME SENDS DRAKE KING SOARING OFF THE CANVAS AND ONTO TLA WITH A SUPER HURRICANRANA!! SUPER RANA DELIVERED BY CAMILLE WHILE HIKARI KANNO HAS THE VISUAL PROPHET STUNNED IN THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING!! HIKARI KANNO WITH A SUPER HURRICANRANA OF HER OWN AS WELL!! BOTH MS. EXTREME AND HIKARI KANNO WITH BEAUTIFULLY EXECUTED HURRICANRANAS AS BOTH COMPETITORS SLOWLY EMERGE TO OUR FEET!! AND WE NOW APPROACH OUR TWENTIETH PARTICIPANT!!

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*BUZZ*

( ‘The Only Thing They Fear is YOU’ from Mick Gordon begins to thunderous boos. Ryan Wilson walks out to the entranceway with smug and confidence. He has as a huge smirk on his face as he nonchalantly marches his way down to the ring. )

Gavin Kirkland: IT IS THE FORMER SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER, RYAN WILSON!!

Persephone: OH MY GOD!! IT IS RYAN WILSON!! RYAN WILSON!! WOO HOOOO!!! I AM SO EXCITED!! THIS IS THE TIME OF MY LIFE!! IT IS RYAN WILSON!! HE IS DEFINITELY GOING TO MAKE THIS MATCH BETTER!

Gavin Kirkland: YESSSIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

Persephone: Oh, shut the fuck up. I’m being sarcastic.

( Instead of entering the ring, Ryan Wilson takes a look at the ring and decides to stay outside. He rests on the apron and talks to fans at ringside and leaves the match to everyone else currently in the ring at the moment. )

Stew-O: LOOK! In the center of the ring, Ms. Extreme and Hikari Kanno engage strikes. RIGHT FROM EXTREME!! LEFT FROM KANNO!! AN ELBOW SMASH FROM EXTREME!! A HUGE HAYMAKER FROM KANNO!! KANNO SPINS AROUND AND GOES FOR A DISCUS ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! EXTREME GRABS HER FOOT, MOVES UNDER AND HOISTS HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB!! KANNO GOES OVER HER SHOULDERS IN A SUNSET FLIP!! NO PINS IN THIS MATCH AS KANNO PULLS EXTREME UP TO HER FEET!! AND HOISTS HER UP INTO A GUTWRENCH SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!!!!!!! AND SHE DROPS EXTREME DOWN INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH THAT GUTWRENCH!! KANNO SUPER BUSTER CONNECTS AS THERON NIKOLAS IS SIZING HER UP IN THE CORNER! NIKOLAS HAS HER IN HIS SIGHTS!

Gavin Kirkland: NIKOLAS SLIDES DOWN FOR THE V-TRIGGER!! BUT HIKARI ROLLS HIM UP WITH THE COUNTER!! AND HE PULLS NIKOLAS UP FOR THE GUTWRENCH SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! The God Emperor counters the Kanno Super Buster :dame: into a hurricanrana! Hikari reels into the other side of the ring as NIKOLAS GOES FOR THE KNEE STRIKE ONCE AGAIN!! Kanno rolls out of the way and grabs him by the waist! HIKARI WITH THE SNAP SAITO SUPLEX!! NIKOLAS GETS DROPPED ONTO THE BACK OF HIS NECK!!

Stew-O: BUT LOOK!! NIKOLAS SCREAMS IN ANGER AS HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST ABSORBED THE SNAP SAITO SUPLEX!! NIKOLAS GRABS KANNO FROM BEHIND!! HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS AND HITS DRAGON RUSH!! The SnapDragon Suplex connects in the center of the ring as Nikolas comes off the ropes! Nikolas with an adrenaline rush! HE CLOCKS THE SIDE OF HER HEAD WITH THE V-TRIGGER!! THE V-TRIGGER FINALLY CONNECTS AS NIKOLAS PICKS HER UP AND GOES FOR THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER!

Gavin Kirkland:  HE HOLDS HER FROM BEHIND!!

Persephone: DOUBLE TOP ROPE STUNNER!!!!! MS. EXTREME OUT OF NOWHERE STUNNED BOTH NIKOLAS AND KANNO AT THE SAME TIME WITH THE SAME MOVE SHE ADOPTED FROM CAMERON ELLA AVA!! THE SLUT THAT GOT PREGNANT PATENTED MANEUVER DOES CAMILLE SOME JUSTICE IN THIS MATCH AS SHE JUST OBLITERATED THERON NIKOLAS AND HIKARI KANNO AT THE SAME TIME!! GLASS CEILING CONNECTED AS MS. EXTREME PICKS UP THE PIECES AND TRIES TO GET UP TO THE BEST OF THEIR ABILITY!! AIN’T NO WAY THAT NIKOLAS AND KANNO ARE GETTING UP ANYMORE AFTER THAT!

Gavin Kirkland: Ms. Extreme looks to throw Theron Nikolas out!

Persephone: OH MY GOD!! RYAN WILSON RUNS INTO THE RING AND THROWS HER OUT OF THE RING!!

Stew-O: RED HANDED!! EXTREME SAW IT COMING FROM A MILE AWAY AND PUTS RYAN WILSON IN THE SEATED FUJIWARI ARMBAR!! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!! BUT LOOK AT WILSON GO!! WILSON IS USING HIS FRESH POWER IN THIS MATCH TO DEADLIFT EXTREME UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! EXTREME RELINQUISHES THE FUJIWARI ARMBAR AS WILSON MANAGES TO TURN IT INTO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR!! THE POWER OF THE FORMER SHOWDOWN GENERAL MANAGER AS WILSON DOESN’T KNOW WHERE TO DUMP EXTREME!! WILSON DIDN’T PLAN ON GETTING IN THIS POSITION FROM WHAT I ASSUME!

Persephone: RYAN WILSON HAS CAMILLE IN THAT ELECTRIC CHAIR!

Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD!! TLA HOPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND JUMPS ONTO MS. EXTREME ON THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!! SHE SENDS MS. EXTREME OFF RYAN WILSON’S SHOULDERS WITH A HURRICANRANA!! WILSON FALLS TO THE CANVAS AND IMMEDIATELY ROLLS UNDER THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING AS TLA TRIED TO GET AHOLD OF HIM!

Stew-O: Ryan Wilson got out of hell right there as TLA turns around and engages with The Visual Prophet. The Visual Prophet with rapid-fire knife-edge chops to TLA! TLA blocks one of them and muscles the Prophet into the ring. AND LIGHTS HIM UP WITH ONE HUGE OPEN-HAND CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!! RIGHT BENEATH THE JAW AND ACROSS THE CHEST AS U COULD HEAR THAT CHOP ACROSS THE WORLD! The Prophet sucks in the pain of the chop and responds with a chop of his own! Prophet pounds him with another one before grabbing his head and turning him around with the snap more.

Persephone: TLA FLIPS OFF THE SNAPMARE AND ONTO HIS FEET!! TLA twists like a churro and sends Vizzy into the other side of the ring with arm drag! Big Viz goes for a clothesline! TLA ducks it and jumps onto the second rope! TLA SPINS AROUND FOR THE SPRINGBOARD MEXICAN UPPERCUT!! VIZZY CATCHES HIM INTO A POWERSLAM POSITION!! AND DROPS HIM ONTO THE TOP OF HIS KNEE!! TILT-A-WHIRL SIDESLAM ONTO THE KNEE AS VIZZY WAITS FOR HIM TO GET UP TO HIS FEET!

Stew-O: Vizzy clocks him with a sole kick to the midsection before he goes off and runs into the corner! HE MANEUVERS UP THE TURNBUCKLES AND SPINS OFF!! AND GOES FOR THE SPINNING CROSSBODY DESCENDING FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! THE CROSSBODY CONNECTS, BUT THE POWER OF TLA CANNOT BE UNDERESTIMATED!! TLA ROLLED OFF THE CROSSBODY AND DEADLIFTS HIM OFF THE CANVAS!! TLA HAS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!! HE LIFTS HIM UP!! AND THROWS HIM NEAR THE CORNER WITH A FALLAWAY SLAM!! TLA LOOKING MORE CONFIDENT THAN EVER AS HE RUNS THE ROPES!! AND SENDS VIZZY OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A BIG BOOT!

Persephone: VIZZY DUCKS DOWN AND TLA GETS HIS FOOT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TRIPS ONTO THE APRON!! TLA remains alive on the apron as VIZZY CHARGES INTO HIM!! TLA WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI BEFORE HE SLINGSHOTS OVER THE TOP ROPE!! BUT VIZZY GRABS HIM IN MID-AIR WITH THE GORILLA PRESS!! OH YES!! WE ARE GONNA HAVE OUR FIRST ELIMINATION IN A WHILE!!

Stew-O: TLA ESCAPES THE GORILLA PRESS AND ROLLS OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! HE ROLLS HIM UP WITH THE SUNSET FLIP AND PULLS HIM UP!! HE PLACES HIS HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND FLIPS HIM OVER!! MEXICAN DESTROYER!! MEXICAN DESTROYER!! NO!! THE VISUAL PROPHET PICKS HIM UP AND GOES FOR THE PROPHET DRIVER!! BUT TLA GETS OUT OF IT AND NAILS HIM WITH THE UPPERCUT!!! THE VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT AS THE VISUAL PROPHET STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND LOOKS TO END IT HERE!!

Gavin Kirkland: Ryan Wilson jumps onto the apron! BUT PROPHET KICKS HIM OFF IT!! Wilson with a hard fall at ringside as he now reels throughout the ringside area. Prophet is now fully perched on the top turnbuckle! TLA IS IN THE LANDING ZONE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! THE VISUAL PROPHET WITH AN ASTRONOMICAL SMIRK AS HE NOW SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!

Stew-O: WHAT THE!?!? RYAN WILSON LEAPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE!! HE JUMPS WITH THE VISUAL PROPHET!! AND DRIVES HIM DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH AN AVALANCHE CUTTER!! AVALANCHE CHAOS THEORY AS RYAN WILSON JUST INSERTED HIMSELF FULLY INTO THIS MATCH WITH THE MOST EPIC WAY POSSIBLE!! WHAT A DAMN CUTTER AS WILSON GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND CHARGES TLA!

Persephone: TLA ROLLS INTO THE CANVAS AND JUMPS ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!! TLA FLIPS BACKWARDS FOR A MOONSAULT!! WILSON CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR!! AND COUNTERS THE MOONSAULT INTO THE CUTTER!! CHAOS THEORY ONCE AGAIN AS HE SEES DONOVAN DUKE ROLLING THROUGH THE ROPES!! DONOVAN DUKE WITH A ROLLING THUNDER- NO!!! WILSON COUNTERS IT IN MID-AIR WITH A CUTTER!! THREE CONSECUTIVE CHAOS THEORIES AS MYLES NOW SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!

Stew-O: MYLES WITH A SPRINGBOARD METEORA!!

Gavin Kirkland: WILSON COUNTERS IT IN MID-AIR WITH THE CUTTER!

Stew-O: NO!! MYLES FAKED IT! MYLES PULLS HIMSELF BACK ONTO THE APRON AND WILSON JUMPS AND CRASHES UNPROTECTED ONTO THE CANVAS WITH THE CUTTER COUNTER ATTEMPT. Myles with a smirk on his face as he now leaps onto the top rope once again! HE SPRINGS AND SOARS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! AND DOES A SPRINGBOARD DOUBLE KNEE METEORA ONTO THE SEATED RYAN WILSON!! AND IT CONNECTS!! MYLES FOR THE WIN!

Persephone: WAIT NO!! MYLES MISSES IT AS HE ROLLS INTO THE RING!! WILSON GETS UP TO HIS FEET AND POPS HIM UP INTO THE AIR!! AND KILLS HIM WITH THE CHAOS THEORY AS HE COMES DOWN!! CHAOS THEORY CITY! IT IS CUTTERVILLE HERE IN TEXAS AS RYAN WILSON CAME INTO THIS MATCH WITH VIOLENCE IN MIND!! EVERYONE IN THIS MATCH IS DOWN-AND-OUT AS RYAN WILSON STANDS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AWAITING THE TWENTY-FIRST ENTRY!!

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*BUZZ*

( ‘Mob Ties’ by Drake plays up to a mixed reaction from the crowd as Jon Kelton immediately bursts out from the curtain and runs down to the ring. He’s clearly motivated and looking to win the Grand Rampage match for the Showdown brand tonight as he wastes no time getting to the ring and going going work)

Persephone: *groan* A Showdown entry, it’s like we care about that brand nowadays.

Stew-O: Well here comes Jon Kelton who was on a roll the week leading up to Grand Rampage looking to win this for Showdown! AS KELTON SLIDES IN HE’S NOT WASTING ANYTIME AS HE FOCUSES HIS ATTENTION ON RYAN WILSON! RYAN MAKES AN ATTEMPT TO RUN TOWARDS HIM BUT IT’S KELTON LAUNCHING THROUGH THE AIR AS HE TAKES RYAN DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH!

Gavin Kirkland: Thank God we took down the ugly leprechaun while we had the chance! Kelton is back up to his feet and it’s right back to work for him as he begins to focus on someone else. Limmy immediately runs towards him as Kelton begins to take notice, AS HE GRABS HIM AND GOES FOR A NECKBREAKER! But it’s Kelton that shoves away, BUT JAKE IS IN THE EQUATION NOW AS HE STEPS BACK AND GOES FOR A SUPERKICK TO A RECOVERING KELTON!

Persephone: But the short midget misses by a mile as Kelton manages to duck under the kick and run to the ropes and back. Before taking down Dobby with one of the worst Dropkicks I’ve ever seen in my life.

Stew-O: Kelton is on a roll so far as Limmy turns himself around and runs towards him, BUT KELTON CATCHES HIM WITH A SMOOTH ROLLING CUTTER TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT FOR THE TIME BEING! Here comes Theron though as he grabs him by the arm and sends him towards the ropes and back, AND BEFORE KELTON CAN BRACE FOR ANYTHING THERON GOES FOR A BIG KNEE TO SEND KELTON OUT OF THE RING!

Gavin Kirkland: But he manages to hold on! Kelton fighting for his life as Theron makes an attempt to go for an elimination, meanwhile it seems TLA is recovering in the corner right now making an attempt to get back into this matchup! BUT IT’S HIKARI THAT COMES IN AS SHE LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR AND CRUSHES TLA IN THE CORNER WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! TLA most definitely didn’t expect that but manages to keep himself up on his feet as he stumbles towards the center of the ring, BEFORE HIKARI TURNS AROUND AND RUNS FORWARD GOING FOR A RUNNING BULLDOG! But TLA grabs her while she’s in the air, AND DROPS HER RIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Persephone: TLA showing why his ceiling his beating up smol women, as look here comes Jesús as he runs forward and takes him down to the ground with the least impactful Slingblade ever.

Stew-O: DRAKE RUNNING IN AND NOT WASTING ANYTIME TAKING TLA DOWN WITH THE SLING BLADE! As now he grabs him into a Side Headlock and is absolutely teeing off with punch after punch towards his face though! But it’s TLA that grabs Drake with his legs and manages to take him down into a Headscissors! Drake is locked in for the moment but quickly rolls out and skips skips as TLA sits up, AS DRAKE CONNECTS WITH A SOLID SIDE KICK TOWARDS THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE!

Persephone: If it wasn’t any worse. Now we’re doing pure wrestling. :mjcry:

Stew-O: Drake managing to keep TLA at bay as meanwhile it looks like in the meanwhile Minerva had made his way towards Myles as she helps him recover back up to his feet. 2/3ths of New Eden are back in as their making their way over to Donovan Duke taking a breath against the ropes! Donovan I think realizes the tricky position he’s in, AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR CONNECTING WITH A JUMPING KNEE TOWARDS THE FACE OF MINERVA! Minerva sent backwards as Myles makes his way towards Donovan, but it’s Donovan that steps back and sends a back elbow towards his face as well! Donovan is fending them off pretty well at the moment but it won’t be long before they find their bearings and get back into the match!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT WAIT! MYLES WITH A RUNNING JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF DONOVAN’S HEAD! AS DONOVAN STUMBLES FORWARD AND MINERVA BARELY MANAGES TO CATCH HIM INTO A REVERSE STO! SIN EATER CONNECTS!

Persephone: THEY’RE GONNA THROW SHORTY D OUT! HAH!

Stew-O: WAIT! WAIT! JAKE WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF MYLES’ HEAD! Minerva realizing this and immediately dropping Donovan down as she makes her way over to Jake, BUT LIMMY WITH ARMOR BREAKER TO THE SIDE OF MINERVA’S HEAD! SUPERKICK CONNECTS AS INSURGENCY HAVE COME INTO FEND OFF NEW EDEN!

Gavin Kirkland: THE SEXY MANBOOB GOD IS BACK UP THOUGH AS HE GOES FOR A BICYCLE KICK TO THE HEAD OF JAKE! Jake sent back towards the ropes as Limmy turns around, AND SPINS AROUND AS HE GOES FOR A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! But Myles ducks under that as Limmy is sent stumbling forward towards the ropes! Myles managing to fend off Insurgency as Donovan makes his way over, BUT MYLES MAKES AN ATTEMPT TO GRAB HIM AND SEND HIM OVER THE TOP!

Persephone: BUT THE SMALL FUCKER LANDS ON THE TOP ROPE!

Stew-O: Donovan lands on the top rope as he jumps down onto the apron waiting for Myles to turn around to face him! AS DONOVAN LAUNCHES OFF THE ROPES TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE!

Gavin Kirkland: WAIT! MINERVA COMING IN OUT OF NOWHERE! AND TRIPPING THE LEGS OF DONOVAN DUKE AS HE LAUNCHES OFF THE ROPES! DONOVAN JUST TUMBLED TO THE OUTSIDE! HE’S ELIMINATED!

Bella Braxton: DONOVAN DUKE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!

Persephone: LOOK AT INSURRECTION! THEY’RE ABSOLUTELY LIVID! THEY’RE GOING TO BEAT NEW EDEN UP LIKE THEY’RE THE CAPITOL!

Stew-O: Even with Duke’s elimination there’s still a whopping 12 people left in this match! AND JAKE AND LIMMY JUST LAUNCH TOWARDS MYLES AND MINERVA AS A BRAWL HAS ENSUED LOOKING TO AVENGE THEIR BRETHREN! Meanwhile it looks like Theron has retreated away from Kelton momentarily who’s resting on the apron! AS HE GOES FOR THE VISUAL PROPHET LOOKING TO NAIL HIM IN THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD WITH A SUPERKICK! But Viz manages to push the leg away just in time as Theron retreats backwards after seeing that! Theron keeps his ground though as he makes his way over to Viz once more, BUT VIZ GRABS HIM AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BIG SPINEBUSTER!

Gavin Kirkland: Theron taken down to the mat as now Big Viz is back in this matchup! BUT LOOK! MS. EXTREME ON THE TOP ROPE AS SHE LEAPS OFF AND TAKES VIZ DOWN TO A KNEE WITH A FLYING KNEE! Ms. Extreme keeping cautious as she knows one wrong move and Viz has her right in his grasp! She makes her way over to Viz, but it’s Viz that sends an uppercut to her jaw! Ms. Extreme is sent back as Viz manages to get back up to his feet, but the petite redhead goes for kicks aimed right towards his kneecap making sure that Viz is kept down on a knee! Viz ultimately is forced to drop down again but is wasting no time getting right back up! BUT NOT BEFORE MS. EXTREME RUNS FORWARD AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BIG METEORA!

Persephone: Can she just throw herself out already damn it’s not like anyone cared to begin with if she does or not.

Gavin Kirkland: Drake might. :mjgrin:

Persephone: :mjlol2:

Stew-O: Viz is down as Ms. Extreme turns his attention towards the rest of the action, AS SHE LAUNCHES HERSELF FORWARD AND TAKES DOWN MYLES WHO WAS FOCUSING HIS ATTENTION ON LIMMY MONAGHAN FOR THE MOMENT! Ms. Extreme looking to pick off New Eden one by one as Myles grabs her by the arm and sends her towards the corner! Ms. Extreme backed up as Myles takes a run towards him, but Ms. Extreme with a back elbow just barely! Now she makes her way up to the top in a very precarious position as Myles gets up, AND SHE LAUNCHES OFF OF THE TOP ROPE TAKING DOWN MYLES WITH AN EXTRAORDINARY STUNNER FROM THE TOP!

Gavin Kirkland: Meanwhile it seems the numbers are beginning to dwindle down again! Who is going to be entrant number twenty-two joining this already STACKED matchup?!

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*BUZZ*

(‘In My Bones’ by The Score then plays up to loud cheers as Raven Roberts makes her way out to the stage. Looking at the ring with a straight look on her face she takes off her entrance robe and immediately begins to run down the ramp and make her way towards the ring with intensity on her face, looking to get the job done)

Persephone: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: I WAS RIGHT! SPEAKING OF STACKED HERE’S RAVEN!

Stew-O: FORMER UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION HAS BEEN ON FIRE THIS WEEK LET’S SEE IF SHE CAN PUT HER WORDS TO ACTION IN THIS MATCHUP! AND HERE COMES KELTON WHO IMMEDIATELY RUNS TOWARDS HER AND GOES FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE SIDE OF HER HEAD! But Raven ducks under as she grabs him, AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP!

Gavin Kirkland: Kelton landing on the apron but Raven can’t take advantage of the situation for long as Minerva is already making her way over and absolutely teeing off! Both going back and forth as Minerva grabs her by her head and sends a knee towards her gut! BUT IT’S RAVEN THAT RUNS FORWARD AND LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR TAKING MINERVA DOWN WITH A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!

Persephone: The ring is beginning to fill up, my lord have these people ever heard of COVID?! Hell I feel nauseous even being here next to all you whores anyways so this doesn’t help.

Stew-O: :mackie: Raven back up to her feet as now Jake is making her way towards her, but Raven grabs him by his leg and pulls him in! BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN INTO A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Jake quickly retreating away as Raven is back up to her feet, BUT RYAN FROM BEHIND WITH A SHARP ELBOW TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD! Raven stumbles forward managing to keep herself on her feet, AS RYAN STEPS FORWARD NOW AND GOES FOR A CHOP BLOCK THIS TIME TO SEND RYAN DOWN TO A KNEE! AS RYAN TURNS AROUND!

Gavin Kirkland: WHAT IN THE WORLD! HE’S RUNNING TOWARDS RAVEN AND GOING FOR THE TALON! CLAYMORE KICK AIMED TOWARDS THE FACE OF RAVEN AS THIS COULD BE INSULT TO INJURY IF THIS CONNECTS!

Persephone: BUT HE’S STUPID SO LUCKY CHARMS MISSES THE KICK!

Stew-O: Ryan drops down to the ground as he grabs his back in pain dragging himself up to his feet! BUT WAIT! KELTON IS BACK IN! HE JUST TOOK RYAN DOWN WITH A SPOILER ALERT OUT OF NOWHERE! SKULL CRUSHING FINALE DRIVES RYAN TO THE GROUND!

Gavin Kirkland: Kelton on the offense as he goes to eliminate Ryan but meanwhile TLA and Drake are going back and forth on one another! TLA is sent backwards by a spinning gut kick as he makes an attempt to focus back in on Drake before anything else can happen! Drake running forward now, AS HE GOES FOR A DISCUS ELBOW TO TLA! But TLA manages to duck under it as he grabs Drake by his waist, AS HE LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BACK SUPLEX! Drake in a world of hurt as he drags himself up to his feet, BUT TLA JUMPS ONTO HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A BIG FRANKENSTEINER!

Persephone: Ugh where’s the interesting shit again, I expected MORE! So you know what you need to give me? You need to give me MORE!

Stew-O: While TLA has the advantage on Drake both Hikari and Ms. Extreme are absolutely hammering away at one another right here! They’re trading punches viciously as both of them don’t seem to want to let up in this match, but look at Hikari going low as she stomps the foot of Ms. Extreme to take her off her game for a slight second! AND I THINK A SECOND IS ALL SHE NEEDS AS HIKARI TAKES MS. EXTREME DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT!

Gavin Kirkland: Ms. Extreme sent down to the mat now, AS THE ASIAN BEAUTY RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE DROP TOWARDS HER HEAD! While that’s happening the facefuckers Minerva & Myles are still working as a cohesive unit dropping whoever is in their way! And I think they’ve focused their attention on Limmy Monaghan who’s backed up against the corner! Limmy realizes the situation he’s in as Jake finds himself occupied with Viz backed up in the opposite corner, Limmy is on his own!

Persephone: Just beat him up already and toss him out, numbers advantage right?! STOP BEING A BUNCH OF DUMBASSES!

Stew-O: BOTH MINERVA AND MYLES GOING FOR LIMMY! But Limmy quickly retreats out of the corner to save himself! Minerva makes her way over to Limmy, but it’s Limmy that grabs the arm of Minerva! AS HE SENDS MINERVA INTO AN IRISH WHIP AS SHE COLLIDES WITH VIZ IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER! Viz turning around now as he’s focusing his attention on her giving Jake a breath of fresh air, which is exactly what Limmy wants!

Gavin Kirkland: Now look how the tables have turned for the Australian God! AS NOW JAKE AND LIMMY BOTH CONNECT WITH DOUBLE SUPERKICKS TOWARDS HIS JAW TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Jake and Limmy are just stomping down on Myles now making sure that they can inflict as much damage as they can before Minerva or in fact any member of New Eden can focus their attention back on them!

Persephone: But they’re fucking stupid, you know why?! THEY AREN’T FUCKING ELIMINATING HIM! WHAT’S WITH THESE PEOPLE! ELIMINATE SOMEONE FOR FUCK SAKE!

Stew-O: BUT IT’S TOO LATE AS DRAKE COMES IN AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING JUMPING KNEE TO LIMMY TO TAKE HIM OUT! Jake distracted for the moment as this allows Myles to grab him, AND LIFT HIM UP AS HE MANHANDLES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT BEFORE RAINING PUNCHES DOWN ONTO HIS FACE! New Eden and Insurgency once again teeing off on one another again as meanwhile it looks like something is happening on the other side of the ring! AS JON KELTON LOOKS TO DUMP OUT THERON NIKOLAS!

Gavin Kirkland: Theron keeping his ground as he allows himself to fall onto the apron but quickly drops back down as he rolls back into the ring! Kelton making an attempt to stomp down on him but Theron keeps a grip on the bottom ropes in hopes that he can keep himself there! Kelton growing frustrated as he grabs him and lifts him up into a Fireman’s Carry! Kelton is trying to find out ways to eliminate the greasy Canadian bitch, but it’s not like Theron is going to give up so easily as now he’s sending elbows towards the side of his head! Kelton forced to bring him down now, AS HE JUST GRABBED KELTON! TOUCH OF HEROINE! RIPCORD LARIAT TAKES HIM DOWN!

Persephone: How long has it been since this bitch has been in the ring? He got the shit beat out of him last year or something like that and this dude Kelton is having trouble with him, WHY THE HELL IS HE STILL IN THIS MATCH?!

Stew-O: Kelton taken down to the mat but he’s slowly beginning to get up as Theron shifts his attention elsewhere. WAIT! JAKE SMITH WITH A SHINING WIZARD OUT OF NOWHERE TO THE BACK OF KELTON’S HEAD!

Gavin Kirkland: But Kelton manages to duck under! Jake falls against the ropes in hopes of recovering as Kelton is back up, AND RUNS FORWARD IN HOPES TO CLOTHESLINE HIM OUT OF THE RING! Kelton lands on the apron as Jake keeps his ground, AND GOES FOR A ENZUIGIRI TO KNOCK HIM OUT OF THE RING!

Persephone: I DON’T EVEN CARE ANYMORE! USE YOUR LEPRECHAUN POWERS TO ELIMINATE HIM! ELIMINATE SOMEONE FOR GOD SAKE!

Stew-O: BUT KELTON GRABS JAKE AND DRAGS HIM ONTO THE APRON WITH HIM! Both of them are on the apron now as they’re trading punches absolutely relentlessly with one another! Back and forth! AS KELTON RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A SPEAR! SPEAR!

Gavin Kirkland: WAIT! WAIT! NO WAY! JAKE WITH HELL ABOVE! CANADIAN DESTROYER ON THE APRON DROPS KELTON OFF THE APRON AS JAKE BARELY MANAGES TO HOLD ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE AND SAVE HIMSELF FROM ELIMINATION!

Bella Braxton: JON KELTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: YES!

Jake Smith: (Off-Mic) :mackie:

Stew-O: AND THE TIME NARROWS DOWN FOR NUMBER TWENTY-THREE TO ENTER THE MATCH! WHO WILL IT BE?!

Persephone: WHAT THE FUCK?!

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1…

*BUZZ*

(‘Champion’ by Barns Courtney plays up)

Persephone: ALDKNSLKNDLKNLSANLKSAJAJKLSANJAJDNJASJS

(In an instant the majority of the competitors in the ring turn their head as Rex McAllister makes his way out to the stage. He has a fierce look of determination on his face as he runs down the ramp and towards the ring looking for one thing and one thing only, and that’s to win the Grand Rampage match once more)

Stew-O: SHIT JUST GOT REAL! REX SLIDING INTO THE RING AND IMMEDIATELY THE MEMBERS OF NEW EDEN ARE RUNNING RIGHT FOR HIM! BUT REX GRABS MYLES AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A SPINEBUSTER! DRAKE RUNNING FORWARD BUT REX GRABS HIM AND SENDS HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING! BEFORE TAKING DOWN MINERVA WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE! REX IS ON A ROLL!

Gavin Kirkland: Now it looks like everyone wants a piece of Rex as Hikari runs over, AND GOES FOR A BICYCLE KICK TOWARDS HIS JAW! It connects as Rex stumbles back, BUT THIS TIME CONNECTS WITH A BICYCLE KICK OF HIS OWN TO SEND HIKARI BACK TOWARDS THE ROPES! Now here comes Jake who’s recovered back into this match as he goes right for last year’s Grand Rampage winner! BUT WAIT! REX CATCHES JAKE INTO A ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION AS HE TURNS HIS POSITION!

Persephone: YES REXY! SLAY! SLAY!

Stew-O: FALLING STAR! RAVEN JUST JUMPED UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND TOOK JAKE OFF OF REX’S SHOULDERS WITH THE ECLIPSE STUNNER! FIRE AND ICE ARE HERE AND THEY’RE READY TO DOMINATE THE GRAND RAMPAGE!

Persephone: FUCK FUCK FUCK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Stew-O: Meanwhile TLA and Ryan are trading punches back and forth as Ryan has managed to push TLA against the ropes! Ryan sending knees to the gut of TLA as TLA is making an attempt to fight it off as best he can do at the moment is shove him away! BEFORE RYAN RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! HE’S GOING TO ELIMINATE TLA!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A CARTEL KICK BY TLA! PELE KICK KNOCKS RYAN DOWN AND OUT ON THE GROUND FOR THE TIME BEING AS TLA FOCUSES HIS ATTENTION ON ELSEWHERE! AS MEANWHILE LIMMY TAKES OUT THERON WITH A CUT-THROAT SUPLEX! Theron is sent down to the mat as Limmy waits patiently for Theron to get up, and slowly but surely that happens!

Persephone: The two doppelgangers are just as boring as one another as Limmy goes for that one stupid move he does where he slits his wrists or whatever.

Stew-O: HE’S GOING FOR BLADE OF INSURGENCE! LIMMY GOING FOR THE SPIKE SWINGING COMPLETE SHOT ON THERON TO NAIL HIM ONTO THE MAT!

Gavin Kirkland: But Theron manages to slip out! AS HE PUSHES LIMMY TOWARDS THE ROPES IN HOPES OF THROWING HIM OUT OF THE RING! But Limmy begins to slam down punches in hopes of keeping him away as he grabs Theron by the arm and throws him to the ropes and back, AS BOTH OF THEM COLLIDE WITH ONE ANOTHER WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN ON THE MAT!

Persephone: They hit each other?! :comeagain: These people are a bunch of idiots and we still have 85 more entrants to go I hate this fucking match.

Stew-O: Meanwhile it looks like Hikari, Minerva, and Ms. Extreme are having a battle with one another as Ms. Extreme makes her way up to the top rope! AS HIKARI QUICKLY JUMPS UP AND IS SENDING UPPERCUT AFTER UPPERCUT TO THE JAW OF MS. EXTREME! Ms. Extreme trying her best to keep her ground as she sends punches of her own as both of them are looking to preserve their survival at the moment! But Minerva is in this as she grabs Hikari and pulls her off of the top rope looking to handle Ms. Extreme herself, AS SHE LEAPS UP AND GOES FOR A JUMPING KNEE!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT MS. EXTREME KICKS HER AWAY! THE FIERY GODDESS SOARS THROUGH THE AIR AS SHE TAKES BOTH OF THEM DOWN WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK! WHAT A MOVE BY MS. EXTREME TO SAVE HERSELF IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH!

Persephone: 🙄 Can we cut the camera towards Rex plz.

Stew-O: Meanwhile Viz and Myles have met each other at the center of the ring!

Persephone: FUCK!

Stew-O: AS MYLES RUNS FORWARD WITH A KNEE TOWARDS THE GUT OF VIZ TO DROP HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! But Viz looks completely unphased as he brings himself back up to his feet!

The Visual Prophet: (Off-Mic) That all? :russwtf:

Gavin Kirkland: Well it’s clear that pissed Myles off as he steps back, AND RUNS FORWARD AS HE GOES FOR A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HIS JAW TO TAKE HIM DOWN! BUT VIZ KEEPS HIS POSITION PROPPING HIMSELF UP ONTO A KNEE!

The Visual Prophet: (Off-Mic) Jessica Miller hit harder than you. :camby:

Persephone: Myles does have the boobs of a woman, but do you know who has a better chest?! Rex McAllister-

Stew-O: ANYWAYS! SPEAK OF THE DEVIL! DRAKE COMES RIGHT IN AS HE HEARS THAT AND SENDS A SUPERKICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! LOOK AT THE ANGER IN HIS EYES AS HE GRABS VIZ AND LIFTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR WITH ALL OF HIS STRENGTH BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN INTO A FALCON ARROW!

Gavin Kirkland: Enough playing around for the long haired beauty as something has snapped inside of him! Drake grabs Viz as he drags him up to his feet and now is shouting at Myles! AS HE THROWS VIZ TOWARDS THE ROPES AND MYLES RUNS FORWARD BEFORE CONNECTING WITH HIS ROPE TRAPPED RUNNING KNEES! Viz is completely stunned as Myles grabs him and throws him towards Drake! WHO TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A HALF NELSON BACKBREAKER! CROWN OF THORNS BY DRAKE! THE GRAIL BY NEW EDEN!

Persephone: Thank god how about you toss him over the top rope now and we can continue with this absolutely horrible match until Rex wins okey?

Stew-O: AND THAT’S WHAT THEY PLAN TO DO AS BOTH MEMBERS OF NEW EDEN GRAB VIZ AND LOOK TO DUMP HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Persephone: :blessed:

Stew-O: BUT VIZ GRABS THE ROPES JUST IN TIME AS HE MANAGES TO STAY IN THIS MATCH FOR THE TIME BEING!

Persephone: You all fucking suck.

Stew-O: Viz holding on for dear life as both Drake and Myles attempt to make sure he releases the top rope, BUT LOOK! TLA WITH A BACKSTABBER TO MYLES OUT OF NOWHERE! Drake is distracted momentarily as Viz manages to use his flexibility to kick him right in the face before entering into the ring! Drake battles Viz as Myles battles TLA!

Gavin Kirkland: Myles manages to get the advantage as he sends him into an Irish whip towards the ropes! BUT TLA MANAGES TO LAUNCH FORWARD AND TAKE MYLES DOWN WITH A SPINNING WHEEL KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE! TLA using that momentum to capitalize as he grabs Myles and throws him into the corner! TLA setting him up into a tree of woe position as this does not look good whatsoever! He climbs up to the top rope as Myles is set up! AND HE LAUNCHES OFF CONNECTING WITH A TREE OF WOE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP COMPLETELY KILLING MYLES!

Persephone: :mjlol2: Beat the cunt’s ass. Shrimp on the barbie bitch.

Stew-O: TLA climbing up once more as he positions himself on the top rope ready to fly, as I think we know what he’s going for right now! AS TLA LAUNCHES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR BURNOUT! CORKSCREW 360 SENTON!

Gavin KIrkland: MYLES GETS THE KNEES UP! TLA lands horribly as he stumbles up to his feet trying to fight through the pain, AS MYLES GRABS HIM AND IS LOOKING TO THROW HIM OUT OF THE RING! BUT TLA TURNS IT AROUND AS HE SENDS BOTH OF THEM OUT OF THE RING WITH A CACTUS CLOTHESLINE AS THEY BOTH LAND ON THE APRON! THEY BOTH FIND THEMSELVES IN A STICKY POSITION RIGHT NOW!

Persephone: It would just be absolutely hilarious if they just eliminated themselves right then and there, it’d make this match go faster too!

Stew-O: Both of them are trading punches now as TLA and Myles know that they’re seconds away from elimination! AS TLA WITH COMPLETE BALANCE AND STABILITY CONNECTS WITH A HEEL KICK TOWARDS THE SIDE OF HIS FACE! Myles collapses down as he finds himself leaning against the ringposts for stability! TLA knows what he needs to do as he backs up and braces himself! RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A DOUBLE KNEE STRIKE WHICH COULD SANDWICH MYLES’ HEAD BETWEEN HIS KNEES AND THE RINGPOST TAKING HIM OUT OF THE MATCH!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT MYLES MANAGES TO ROLL INTO THE RING AS TLA COLLIDES WITH THE RINGPOST! Myles stumbling away, BUT TLA! TLA MANAGES TO LAND IN A HANDSTAND BEFORE HE LANDS ON HIS FEET ON THE OUTSIDE! TLA JUST SAVED HIMSELF FROM ELIMINATION RIGHT THERE!

(TLA walks on his hands as he makes his way over to the barricade and lands onto it before Myles can do anything about it, looking absolutely livid inside the ring. TLA jumps into the crowd as he crowd surfs the fully jam packed sold out crowd, so much for COVID)

Persephone: NO! YOU PENDEJO! GET ELIMINATED ALREADY DAMN!

Stew-O: :mjpls:

Persephone: What?

Stew-O: Well then, ANYWAYS! The clock is counting down to number twenty-four! Who’s going to be the next entrant into the Grand Rampage match now?!

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1…

*BUZZ*

(‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX plays up to a very surprised reaction from the crowd)

Gavin Kirkland: Welp, didn’t want to do this. //media.giphy.com/media/3o7TKra9XDoRiC6dQ4/source.gif

(Andrea makes her way out to the stage as she has her hands raised in the air with a smirk on her face as she scans the arena who’s showing their support for her. She focuses on the ring with a straight look on her face as she takes her walk down the ramp and towards the ring taking her time before entering into the Grand Rampage match)

Stew-O: FORMER WORLD CHAMPION! FORMER SPECIALISTS CHAMPION! ANDREA VALENTINE IS BACK!

Persephone: My life sucks.

Stew-O: ANDREA SLIDING INTO THE RING AS IMMEDIATELY SHE RUNS TOWARDS HIKARI KANNO AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! SHE’S SLAMMING PUNCHES TOWARDS HER FACE TO ABSOLUTELY TAKE HER OUT OF THE EQUATION FOR THE TIME BEING! Minerva is back up as she runs towards the former Beating Heart of Voltage, BUT ANDREA SPINS AROUND AS SHE TAKES HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST!

Gavin Kirkland: Bae on the attack as she’s right back up as she finds herself looking at two familiar faces! Oh my god it’s like my wet dreams come true! :blessed:

(Andrea finds herself faced with Ms. Extreme and Raven Roberts who are standing across from her. Both Raven and Ms. Extreme have unsure looks on their face as Andrea nods her head with a smirk still plastered onto her face as all of them realize what’s going down right now)

Persephone: Oh my god it can’t get worse from here.

Stew-O: AND HERE COMES DRAKE WHO SOARS THROUGH THE AIR WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF MS. EXTREME! BUT THE BEATING HEARTS OF VOLTAGE ARE ON THE ATTACK AS ANDREA AND RAVEN FEND DRAKE OFF! BUT THAT’S NOT STOPPING THE REST OF NEW EDEN FROM RUNNING OVER AS MYLES AND MINERVA QUICKLY RECOVER AND BEGIN TO SPLIT THE TRIO APART FOR THE TIME BEING! MYLES GOING FOR RAVEN AND MINERVA GOING FOR ANDREA!

Gavin Kirkland: THE HOLY BAPTIST CHURCH ARE ATTACKING MY KWEENS AS THERE’S A BRAWL ON OUR HANDS! Unfortunately due to them not wanting me to make any more “profane” comments they’re apparently cutting the cameras away as now we’re focused at Ryan and Rex having an absolute brawl with one another! Rex is backed up in the corner as Ryan quickly runs forward, but Rex manages to slip out of the way just in time! Ryan is backed up now as Rex takes a complete 180 and runs towards him, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HIS HEAD TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!

Persephone: YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! REXY! BEAT HIS ASS! SEND HIM BACK TO THE DUMPSTER WHERE THAT HOMELESS BOZO FUCKING BELONGS!

Stew-O: Ryan falls back against the corner in hopes of recovering but Rex isn’t done yet as he takes a step back and runs towards him, BUT RYAN MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS REX’S SHOULDER COLLIDES WITH THE RINGPOST! NOW THAT HAD TO HURT! Rex is out of the equation as Ryan turns his attention to elsewhere, BUT HIKARI IMMEDIATELY TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK! RYAN DID NOT EXPECT THAT!

Gavin Kirkland: Meanwhile Viz is back up to his feet as he looks to rejoin the action, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT CAME TO HIM AS THERON OUT OF NOWHERE COMES IN WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF HIS KNEE! Viz drops down as Theron quickly drags him up to a knee and locks in a headlock! Theron is trying to keep Viz down as much as he can but Viz isn’t having it as he pulls himself up to his feet, and now is just slamming elbows into his gut! Theron letting go as he focuses back in on the target, BUT VIZ GRABS HIM AND LIFTS HIM INTO A MILITARY PRESS BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN ON THE GROUND! AND YOU CAN TELL BY THE SOUND OF THAT IMPACT THAT IT JUST HURT FOR THE LONGEST REIGNING ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!

Persephone: And just one question for you Gavin. Does it look like we care?

Stew-O: Meanwhile Andrea and Minerva are still hammering away at one another as Andrea manages to send her backwards with a kick aimed towards her gut! Minerva stumbles back, BUT QUICKLY CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST TO THE BRIDGE OF HER NOSE WHICH TAKES ANDREA DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION! Minerva isn’t done though as she runs to the ropes and back, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A PENALTY KICK STRAIGHT TO THE NOSE OF ANDREA WHICH SENDS HER DOWN TO THE MAT!

Gavin Kirkland: Andrea grabs her nose as she retreats away meanwhile Myles and Raven are still going at it! Raven has Myles down as she grabs him back up to his feet, but Myles out of desperation pushes her towards the ropes! Myles using that to his advantage to try and dump her over the top, but Raven stops him just in time with an elbow strike to his face to send him backwards! Myles stumbles backwards to the center of the ring as Raven runs towards him!

Persephone: :patrickboo:

Stew-O: MYLES CATCHES HER AND TAKES HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH WRATH OF PANDORA! CANADIAN RACK INTO A DDT CONNECTS!

Gavin Kirkland: Meanwhile the beautifully combed long haired Insurgency are helping each other as Jake pulls Limmy up to his feet, thinking the coast is clear for the time being as the effects of the Grand Rampage match are beginning to set in for not just them, but everyone in this match! EXCEPT ONE PERSON! TLA JUST JUMPED ONTO THE APRON FROM THE BARRICADE! HE LOOKS AT INSURGENCY AS HE SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND TAKES THEM BOTH DOWN WITH A BIG SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! TLA IS BACK INTO THIS MATCH!

Persephone: ONE OF YOU GUYS JUST GET ELIMINATED ALREADY DAMN I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN HERE BUT I’M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS FUCKING MATCH!

Stew-O: :picard:

Persephone: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Stew-O: :wtf: Anyways Drake has Ms. Extreme backed against a corner as he’s sending punches towards her gut relentlessly! Ms. Extreme forces Drake back with a shove as she runs towards him now, BUT DRAKE GOES FOR A SUPERKICK TO HALT ANY SORT OF MOMENTUM THAT SHE WAS GOING TO GAIN OUT OF IT! But Ms. Extreme knows better as she ducks under it and runs to the ropes and back! AS SHE DROPS DOWN AND TAKES DRAKE BY SURPRISE WITH A RUNNING ARM DRAG!

Gavin Kirkland: Drake rolls to a kneeling position but turns around, AND IS CAUGHT AS MS. EXTREME KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BIG TWIST OF FATE! MS. EXTREME CATCHING THE LAST MESSIAH JUST IN TIME AND TAKING HIM DOWN WITH AUTHORITY!

Persephone: :mjlol: He’s getting the shit beaten out of him by a smol girl.

Stew-O: It looks like on the other side of the ring Hikari Kanno and Ryan Wilson are still going at it as well! Ryan has Hikari back up as he’s managed to get the advantage so far sending chops towards her chest! Hikari moving backwards in order to get some room but Ryan isn’t giving in just yet as he makes his way towards her, BUT HIKARI OUT OF NOWHERE DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A THRUST KICK!

Gavin Kirkland: Hikari wasting no time getting him up to his feet, BUT RYAN! RYAN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH HIS LAST OUNCE OF BREATH CONNECTS WITH A SUPERMAN PUNCH AS BOTH OF THEM COLLAPSE DOWN TO THE GROUND IN A COMBINATION OF PAIN AND EXHAUSTION!

Persephone: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE SO BORING! GET UP REXY! ELIMINATE ALL OF THEM ALREADY!

Stew-O: While they’re both down TLA and Jake are going at it! Both of them sending punches to one another back and forth in hopes that something will give for either of them! TLA sends a knee towards the gut of Jake as now he sends punches raining down onto him! But Jake manages to shove him away allowing some space, BEFORE HE CONNECTS WITH A SWIFT BICYCLE KICK TOWARDS HIS JAW TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!

Gavin Kirkland: TLA falls into a seated position as Jake brings him up, THIS TIME GOING FOR A BRAINBUSTER! But it’s TLA that lands on his feet behind Jake! Jake quickly turns around unexpecting what’s to come, AS TLA CONNECTS WITH A VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT WHICH TAKES JAKE DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Persephone: This man got knocked out by a fucking uppercut and he calls himself the future of EAW. There’s only one future and that’s my Rex McAllister damn.

Stew-O: TLA makes his way up to the middle rope now as Jake barely manages to recover! TLA waiting for him as he has his sights set getting ready to fly! AS HE GOES FOR A MEXICAN DESTROYER! FLIP PILEDRIVER COULD COMPLETELY SHATTER JAKE’S CHANCES RIGHT HERE!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT JAKE JUST KICKED TLA RIGHT IN THE CAJONES BEFORE HE COULD EXECUTE IT!

Persephone: :mjlol:

Stew-O: TLA stumbles off of the middle rope as Jake looks to follow up, BUT WAIT! MYLES! MYLES! HE SHOVES JAKE AWAY AND CONNECTS WITH A BICYCLE KNEE TOWARDS HIS FACE BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP!

Gavin Kirkland: DE FACTO! BIG BOOBY MAN TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SPINNING PUMPHANDLE SAMOAN DROP AS HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS HIM AND TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING! TLA IS OUT! TLA IS ELIMINATED FROM THIS MATCHUP! AND REVENGE IS SWEET FOR MYLES AS HE RACKS UP HIS THIRD ELIMINATION IN THE MATCH!

Bella Braxton: TLA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: :mjlol2: How many people left to eliminate? Well, I don’t know and I don’t really care, but I anticipate when we get to that point.

Stew-O: Meanwhile it looks like The Beating Hearts are still going strong as Raven manages to recover at the center of the ring and converge with Andrea and Ms. Extreme as now we begin to countdown again! Here comes our twenty-fifth entrant, who may it be?!

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1…

*BUZZ*

(‘ULTRAnumb’ by Blue Stahli blasts through the speakers to the shock of the crowd in attendance and everyone in the ring as immediately they burst into cheers)

Gavin Kirkland: SHIT JUST GOT BUSTY BAY BEE!!!

(To the excited anticipation from the crowd Cameron Ella Ava makes her way out to the stage with a smile on her face as she looks around, putting a hand on her heart as she smiles. She twirls around before looking at the ring, her look of pure joy turns into a serious look as she has her targets set, and runs down to the ring)

Stew-O: WE COULD GO ON AND ON ABOUT THIS WOMEN’S ACCOMPLISHMENTS IN EAW, BUT IT’S SELF EXPLANATORY IN THE NAME! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS HERE! SHE’S MAKING HER RETURN INTO THE RING TONIGHT IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH!

Gavin Kirkland: AND SHE’S NOT WASTING TIME GOING AFTER ONE THERON NIKOLAS AS SHE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND AND BEGINS TO ABSOLUTELY PUMMEL HIS FACE IN WITH NO REMORSE!

Stew-O: WE ALL KNOW THE HISTORY THAT CAMERON HAS WITH THE FORMER ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AND ANOTHER PERSON WHO HASN’T ENTERED INTO THIS MATCH JUST YET AS CAMERON GRABS THERON BY HIS ARM AND SENDS HIM TO THE ROPES AND BACK! AS SHE TAKES DOWN THE MAN WHO MADE HER LIFE A LIVING HELL WITH IN EXCELSIS! RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TAKES THERON DOWN TO THE GROUND AND THAT’S A MOVE HE KNOWS ALL TOO WELL FROM A FAMILIAR FACE THAT WE SAW EARLIER IN THE NIGHT!

Gavin Kirkland: Ms. Extreme is looking with a smirk as she sees what’s going on before continuing into the match! She makes her way over to Minerva who’s taken down Raven at the moment and begins to help her friend as she pries Minerva off of her and begins to send punch after punch towards her face to stun her! Minerva makes an attempt to fend it off but Ms. Extreme has her by her arm and sends her towards the ropes! AND TO HER SURPRISE RAVEN COMES IN AND CONNECTS WITH THE FACELIFT! SPINNING HEEL KICK TAKES MINERVA DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Persephone: It’s contagious how stupidly blonde they are I’m suddenly beginning to lose my train of thought. Please make all of this end.

Stew-O: WAIT! WAIT! LOVE HAZE TO MS. EXTREME! ANDREA JUST TOOK HER DOWN WITH THE RUNNING CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER! THIS WAS ALL A PLOY BY ANDREA AS SHE JUST STABBED HER AND RAVEN IN THE BACK!

Gavin Kirkland: And immediately Raven turns around in shock but she expected it at some point as she makes her way over towards Andrea! BUT ANDREA QUICKLY SHIFTS HER ATTENTION TOWARDS RAVEN AS SHE GRABS HER BY HER HEAD AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A BULLDOG! Andrea finds herself in a 2-on-1 situation once one or the other recovers but meanwhile Insurgency has their hands full as Jake has turned her attention to a fresh Cameron and Limmy is fending off Myles with an approaching Drake nearby!

Persephone: It’s like these guys don’t have the competency to throw one or the other out, it’s so stupid dude.

Stew-O: Limmy with a back elbow towards Myles as he quickly jumps up to the top rope, BUT DRAKE COMES IN AS HE SENDS A UPPERCUT TO THE JAW OF LIMMY AND SENDS HIM FLYING OFF THE TOP AND CRASHING TOWARDS THE FLOOR! Jake takes their place as he grabs Cameron and sends her into the corner, now just going off with punches towards her gut to make sure that she’s weakened considering we have a long way to go in this matchup! Jake quickly backs up as Cameron is making an attempt to stir, BUT CAMERON! OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A WONDER WOMAN PUNCH! FOREARM SMASH COMPLETELY KNOCKS THE LIGHTS OUT OF JAKE!

Persephone: First an uppercut knocks him out now a forearm? This is getting stupid, I can’t believe he’s some people’s pick to win this match.

Stew-O: Who? :comeagain:

Persephone: Himself.

Stew-O: :lupe: Well anyways moving on there’s action spilling out all around the ring! Hikari and Rex are going at it while The Visual Prophet is up and focusing his attention on Ryan Wilson who is leaning against the corner taking a breather! AS VIZ LOOKS TO TAKE HIM BY SURPRISE AND ABSOLUTELY SQUASH HIM IN THE CORNER! But not before Ryan moves out of the way as he waits for Viz to turn around, AS HE LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER TO VIZ!

Gavin Kirkland: Viz manages to keep himself upright as he uses the ropes to drag himself away from harm’s way, but Ryan isn’t letting up as he runs towards him! BUT VIZ GRABS HIM AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BIG URANAGE! Viz waiting for Ryan to get up as I think he’s looking to eliminate him at the moment! AS VIZ GRABS HIM AND LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND, LOOKING TO THROW HIM OUT OF THE RING!

Persephone: I hope he splats to the ground like a fly and dies, it’ll be entertainment at the very least.

Stew-O: BUT RYAN HAS THE EYES! RYAN RAKES THE EYES OF VIZ FORCING HIM TO BRING HIM DOWN BEFORE ANYTHING CAN PUT HIM INTO HARM’S WAY! Viz stumbles backwards but quickly makes his way towards Ryan, AS RYAN USES THE ROPES TO KICK VIZ DEAD IN HIS FACE FORCING HIM TO STUMBLE DOWN TO THE MAT!

Gavin Kirkland: As mentioned before Rex and Hikari are going at it as Rex leans on the bottom rope in hopes of recovering before Hikari can get to him! As Hikari grabs him and drags him up to his feet, BUT IT’S REX THAT GRABS HER BY HER HEAD AND JUMPS INTO THE AIR TAKING HER DOWN WITH A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK!

Persephone: YESSS! REXY! THROW HER OUT NOW! THROW THAT BITCH OUT NOW! DO IT! BEAT THAT LITTLE SHIT UP AND SOLIDIFY YOUR STANCE AS THE BEST DADDY!

Stew-O: Hikari stumbles back as she’s forced down to a seated position! She makes an attempt to recover, BUT IT’S REX THAT RUNS FORWARD AND TAKES HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BIG RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! Rex is not stopping the momentum as he knows that Hikari isn’t going to stay down for long, running to the ropes and back! AS HIKARI GETS UP SHE’S ABOUT TO GET MET WITH THE REX EFFECT!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT HIKARI CATCHES HIM JUST IN TIME AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH THE KANNO SUPER BUSTER! GUTWRENCH SITOUT POWERBOMB DRIVES REX DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!

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Stew-O: While that’s happening it looks like Andrea is still making an attempt to fend off both Ms. Extreme and Raven who are both very unhappy considering her backstabbing them! AS RAVEN RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A UPPERCUT IN THE CORNER SENDING ANDREA DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION! AND MS. EXTREME RUNS FORWARD GOING FOR A BOOT TOWARDS HER FACE THAT COULD KNOCK HER OUT COLD FOR THE TIME BEING!

Gavin Kirkland: But Andrea manages to move out of the way! Ms. Extreme collides with the corner now, AS ANDREA RETURNS THE FAVOR AND GETS UP TO HER FEET BEFORE SENDING A BIG BOOT TOWARDS THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE MAT! Raven sees this and makes her way towards her, but Andrea connects with a kick towards her kneecap before climbing up to the top rope!

Persephone: :noah: It’s not like she’s talented or anything can she just give up and we can go on with our lives already?

Stew-O: AS SHE CONNECTS WITH V-DAY! DIVING SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON TAKES RAVEN DOWN TO THE MAT NOW! ANDREA MANAGING TO GET HERSELF BACK IN THE MATCH FOR THE MOMENT BUT HOW LONG CAN SHE KEEP THE MOMENTUM?!

Gavin Kirkland: While my blonde beauty continues to do her business Ryan still has his attention set on Viz as he makes his way over to him! But Viz manages to send a back elbow to his gut before he can do anything else! Ryan stumbles backwards but he takes a wild swing, WHICH VIZ DUCKS UNDER AS HE GRABS RYAN AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEET! Ryan grabbing the back of his head as Viz isn’t done, running to the ropes and back! AS HE SPLASHES DOWN ONTO RYAN ABSOLUTELY CRUSHING HIM!

Persephone: Crushing someone? Last I checked Terry Chambers doesn’t look like that, then again he looks like alot of people…

Stew-O: Well while that happens we count down again to our twenty-sixth entrant! Who is going to be the lucky person to join the already packed Grand Rampage match right here! Oh I just can’t wait!

Persephone: Shut the fuck up.

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1…

*BUZZ*

(‘Smoke and Drive’ by Mike Posner ft. Big Sean, Donnis, & Jackie Chain plays up to a loud pop from the crowd as Justin Windgate makes his way out to the stage. He has his hands on his hips as he scans the arena before focusing on the ring and not wasting anytime running down the ramp to join the action)

Gavin Kirkland: IT’S MY FELLOW WEED SMOKER! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:

Stew-O: IN HIS FIRST BOUT SINCE LOSING THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP AT UNDER SIEGE, JUSTIN WINDGATE IS HERE AND IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH! Justin immediately slides into the ring as he’s met with Rex running right towards him! WHICH JUSTIN QUICKLY CATCHES AS HE KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A DDT!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE THERON CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK TO HIS BACK! The crowd’s reaction has gone sour as Theron grabs him and throws him to the ropes, AS HE GOES FOR A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS THE HEAD OF JUSTIN TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!

Persephone: BUT NO! THAT IDIOT IS FUCKING BLIND!

Stew-O: AS JUSTIN MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND AND CATCH THERON INTO RUN IT UP! SLICED BREAD #2 CONNECTS DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT AS HE WAITS FOR THERON TO GET BACK UP TO HIS FEET! BEFORE GOING FOR CLASSIC ENDING! REVERSE CUTTER TO TAKE THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION DOWN TO THE MAT!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT THERON MANAGES TO KEEP HIM GROUNDED AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH DRAGON RUSH! SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX DROPS JUSTIN DOWN ONTO HIS NECK AS IT COMPLETELY STOPS ALL OF HIS MOMENTUM!

Persephone: There is a 99% chance this dude is probably high and despite that he manages to beat these guy’s asses. A whole new definition of stupid.

Stew-O: Ms. Extreme on the other hand has managed to create some distance from Andrea in order to get back into this match! BUT IT’S RYAN WILSON THAT ALSO SEES THAT AS HE GOES FOR CHAOS THEORY! JUMPING CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE TO TAKE MS. EXTREME DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE SHE CAN EVEN GET UP!

Gavin Kirkland: But Ms. Extreme manages to shove him away as she turns him around! AS SHE CONNECTS WITH TWIST OF FATE! Ms. Extreme isn’t done though as she makes her way up to the top rope and I think we know what she’s going for here! AS SHE LOOKS TO LAUNCH OFF THE TOP AND GO FOR A BLIND FURY! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO TAKE RYAN OUT OF THE EQUATION!

Persephone: BUT SHE’S SHOVED OFF! ELIMINATE HER! ELIMINATE HER!

Stew-O: RYAN JUST IN TIME MAKING AN ATTEMPT TO PUSH MS. EXTREME OFF THE TOP ROPE BUT SHE BARELY MANAGES TO HANG ON! Ryan joins her on the top rope as both of them are trading punches hoping to keep themselves afloat for the time being! Ryan steps a foot up to the top rope as he connects a swift knee to the bridge of Ms. Extreme’s nose stunning her! AS RYAN LOOKS TO GO FOR CHAOS THEORY OFF THE TOP ROPE! THIS COULD COMPLETELY TAKE OUT MS. EXTREME!

Gavin Kirkland: WAIT! WAIT! MS. EXTREME COUNTERS IT LIKE BEFORE! NOT AIMING FOR THE RING AS SHE SHOVES RYAN OFF THE TOP ROPE AS HE’S SENT TUMBLING OUT OF THE RING! RYAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Bella Braxton: RYAN WILSON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: :mjlol: Thank the lord we finally got an elimination in, I was about to go into there and do it myself if nothing was going to happen.

Stew-O: Great showing from the former Showdown General Manager, but the match continues on regardless! We focus back in on the action as Cameron and Minerva are absolutely unloading on one another! Cam has Minerva backed against the corner as Minerva shoves her away and runs to the ropes and back! BUT NOT BEFORE CAM GOES FOR A SUPERKICK! Which is ducked under by Minerva! AS MINERVA GRABS HER AND GOES FOR A BACK SUPLEX TO DROP HER DOWN ONTO THE MAT!

Gavin Kirkland: MEANWHILE I THINK WE MIGHT BE CLOSE TO AN ELIMINATION HERE AS BOTH DRAKE KING AND MYLES OF NEW EDEN LOOK TO TAKE OUT A BIG PLAYER IN THIS MATCHUP AS JAKE SMITH FINDS HIMSELF ON THE APRON! Jake is making an attempt to fight them both off but both of them are so close to prying his fingers off of the top rope and shoving him off of the apron! AS THEY MANAGE TO FORCE JAKE TO LET GO! HE MIGHT JUST BE OUT RIGHT HERE!

Persephone: HAH! LET’S GO! GET THESE FUCKERS OUT! I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE AT THIS POINT!

Stew-O: BUT JAKE MANAGES TO GRAB DRAKE JUST IN TIME AS HE USES HIM FOR LEVERAGE WHILE ALSO DRAGGING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE APRON AS WELL WITH HIM! Myles seeing this and quickly targeting Jake, BUT JAKE WITH A HEADBUTT AGAINST THE SKULL OF MYLES SENDING HIM BACK! As Drake slowly drags himself up and leans against the apron, AS JAKE STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TOWARDS HIS JAW! JAKE JUST SAVED HIS CHANCES IN THIS MATCH FOR THE TIME BEING! WHAT A DISPLAY FROM THE INDUSTRY RULER!

Gavin Kirkland; While that’s happening there seems to be a brawl between Limmy, Viz, and Hikari as it’s a complete free-for-all between the three of them! HIKARI STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE KNEE OF VIZ TO DROP HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! As Limmy grabs her and turns her around, which isn’t taken so kindly as Hikari grabs Limmy this time and sends a knee into his gut! Hikari fending off two people at the same time as she turns around! BEFORE BEING CAUGHT BY A IKE TURNER SPECIAL COURTESY OF THE VISUAL PROPHET! SPINNING BACK FIST FINALLY DROPS HIKARI DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Persephone: Can we just acknowledge the fact that two men just got the shit kicked out of them by a woman? Gotta love women, aka only Veena Adams and myself.

Stew-O: Limmy dragging himself up as now it’s both him and Viz going at it with Hikari out of the equation for now! As now we look towards Raven and Andrea as both of them haven’t let up ever since Andrea dropped her down to the mat with V-Day! Raven has Andrea down on a knee as she has her by her hair and is sending forearm strike after forearm strike towards his head! BUT NOT BEFORE ANDREA USES HER SHOULDER TO RAM INTO THE GUT OF RAVEN! That definitely took the air out of her body as Raven stumbles forward making an attempt to keep the offense, BUT ANDREA CATCHES HER AS SHE LAUNCHES INTO THE AIR AND TAKES HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A HURRICANRANA!

Gavin Kirkland: Meanwhile Justin focuses his attention on Rex as both of them recover and get up to their feet! AS REX RUNS FORWARD AND LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR GOING FOR A JUMPING KNEE! But it’s Justin that manages to slide under it as Rex stumbles on his feet! Rex turns around now as Justin runs towards him, BUT REX SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! Justin lands on the apron as Rex turns his attention towards him, BUT IT’S TOO LATE AS JUSTIN SPRINGS HIMSELF OFF THE ROPES AS HE TAKES DOWN REX!

Persephone: NO! COME ON REXY! YOU CAN’T GO DOWN LIKE THIS! FIGHT HIM! BEAT HIS ASS!

Stew-O: Rex is down as Justin recovers and looks to drag him back up to his feet! BUT WAIT! MS. EXTREME! I DON’T KNOW HOW SHE’S STAYED ON THE TOP ROPE FOR THAT LONG WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING BUT SHE MANAGED TO CATCH HER BREATH JUST ENOUGH TO LAUNCH OFF THE TOP AND TAKE JUSTIN DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A TOP ROPE METEORA BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE!

Gavin Kirkland: Ms. Extreme taking action as meanwhile somewhere else Hikari Kanno is recovering against a corner! You can tell that the fatigue is beginning to kick in for anyone and God knows how long they’re going to last for! As Hikari immediately makes her way over to Myles and looks to dump him over the top rope! Myles taken by surprise but he isn’t going to go down so easily as he drops his elbow down onto the side of his face! This sends Hikari back as Myles runs forward! BUT IT’S HIKARI THAT CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT WHICH SENDS MYLES BACKWARDS AND AGAINST THE ROPES!

Persephone: Great, and I’m asking kindly for this. Please toss his crooked teeth headass out of the ring for me… p-pl-please?

Stew-O: Hikari making her way over now, BUT MYLES GRABS HER AND SENDS HER OVER THE TOP! But it’s Hikari that lands on it as she begins to send forearm after forearm towards his face! Hikari waiting now as Myles stumbles back, AS SHE LAUNCHES THROUGH THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A BIG SLINGSHOT SPEAR RO TAKE MYLES DOWN!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT MYLES JUST CAUGHT HER WITH A BICYCLE KNEE TO HER FACE AS SHE GOES THROUGH THE ROPES! MYLES GRABS HER NOW AS SHE LIFTS HER UP! BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH DE FACTO! MYLES PICKING UP THE PIECES AS HE SENDS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE! THAT’S HIS FOURTH ELIMINATION OF THE NIGHT!

Bella Braxton: HIKARI KANNO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: THIRTEEN PEOPLE IN THE RING AS THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS FOR ENTRANT TWENTY-SEVEN! WHO WILL BE THE NEWEST ADDITION TO THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCHUP?!

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1…

*BUZZ*

(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P ft. Killer Mike & Despot plays up to a mixed reaction from the crowd as Lethal Consequences makes his way out to the stage. With a no-nonsense look on his face he takes his time making his way down the ramp and headed towards the ring ready for action tonight)

Gavin Kirkland: And here he comes! The shiny bald man in the form of former World Heavyweight Champion, Lethal Consequences! LC SLIDES INTO THE RING AS IMMEDIATELY HE FOCUSES HIS ATTENTION ON JAKE SMITH TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A QUICK SPINNING WHEEL KICK! Limmy takes notice of this as he’s up to his feet, BUT IT’S LC THAT RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS!

Persephone: Imagine being bald. If there’s one thing I don’t disagree with when it comes to Veena it’s her French kissing Charlie Marr of all people when he has the shiniest head in this entire company.

Stew-O: While LC is absolutely going ham it seems like there’s an entirely new battlefield at the moment! Drake and Viz! Jake and Minerva! Myles and Ms. Extreme! Limmy and Raven! Theron and Rex! Andrea and Cameron! And Justin making his way towards LC right now! This is absolute mayhem at the moment and we’re not even done with the entrants at the moment!

Gavin Kirkland: Myles and Ms. Extreme are trading punches with one another, AS MS. EXTREME STEPS BACK AND GOES UNDER TRYING TO SWEEP THE LEG OF MYLES! But Myles jumps over it as he stomps on the back of her head! Myles bringing her back up now as he sets her up, BEFORE LIFTING HER UP GOING FOR A BRAINBUSTER! BUT MS. EXTREME COUNTERS IT AND INSTEAD TURNS IT AROUND AND DROPS THE FORMER NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION INTO A STUNNER!

Persephone: They’re doing acrobatics in mid-air its like they’re all on drugs.

Stew-O: Meanwhile Cameron is backed against the ropes as Andrea grabs her and sends her into an Irish whip towards the opposite pair of ropes! BUT CAMERON USES THAT MOMENTUM TO HER ADVANTAGE AS SHE RUNS FORWARD AND TAKES ANDREA DOWN WITH A BIG CROSSBODY! Andrea is down on the ground as Cameron waits patiently for her to get up, GODDESS’ TOUCH! CAMERON LOOKS TO KNOCK ANDREA OUT WITH A RUNNING ENZUIGIRI!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT ANDREA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND DROPS A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ON HER ABDOMEN! Andrea climbing up to the top rope as she waits for Cameron to get back up to her feet, this definitely is not looking so hot for the former Answers World Champion as Andrea has her right in her sights! BEFORE LAUNCHING OFF THE TOP AS SHE GOES FOR V-DAY!

Persephone: BUT THE ADOPTED AVA SAVES THE NOT ADOPTED AVA!

Stew-O: MS. EXTREME LEAPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE HEAD OF ANDREA! Cameron taking the opportunity as it comes quickly jumping up to the top rope as she grabs Andrea! BEFORE SHE CONNECTS WITH GLASS CEILING! TOP ROPE STUNNER CONNECTS! THE AVA’S HAVE ONE ANOTHER’S BACKS!

Gavin Kirkland: Theron and Rex are absolutely relentless as Rex is forced to drop to a knee but that’s not stopping him from sending shots towards his gut while Theron rains punches down on the back of his head! Rex is forced to succumb as Theron grabs him and lifts him off his feet, GOING FOR ANOTHER DRAGON RUSH! BUT SOMEHOW REX MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF THE SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Theron stumbles backwards as Rex runs to the ropes and back, AND TAKES THERON DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A QUICK BASEMENT DROPKICK!

Persephone: YASSSSSSSSSS! NOW WE’RE TALKING SEXY REXY! BEAT HIS ASS! BEAT HIS ASS! YOU CAN MAKE ME KNEEL AFTER YOU WIN!

Stew-O: Theron dropping down to the ground as Rex waits for him to get back up to his feet! Theron falling forward against the ropes as he turns around knowing the task at hand, BUT HE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO SEE REX GRABBING HIM AND GOING FOR THE REX EFFECT TO DRILL HIM TO THE CANVAS AND POSSIBLY TAKE HIM OUT FOR GOOD!

Gavin Kirkland: WAIT! WAIT! THERON WITH KING’S REQUIEM! THERON CATCHES REX AND DRILLS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER! WHAT A SAVE!

Persephone: I hate this match with a passion.

Stew-O: On the apron Justin lands as LC throws him out of the ring! LC makes his way towards him, BUT JUSTIN CATCHES HIM WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI! LC is taken back as he drops down to a knee but looks to recover! BUT JUSTIN JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS HE FOCUSES HIS SIGHTS ON LC AND LEAPS OFF TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA! WHAT A MOVE BY THE XTREME CLASSIC!

Gavin Kirkland: While that’s happening Insurgency is trying to fend off the herd! We have Jake trying to fight off Minerva while Limmy has Raven in his sights! AS JAKE GOES FOR A SUPERKICK TO MINERVA! BUT MINERVA STEPS OUT OF THE WAY AND KICKS THE BACK OF HIS KNEE TRIPPING HIM!

Persephone: This man is getting his ass kicked yet we want to believe he’s actually doing good? You guys are fucking stupid.

Stew-O: Jake grabbing his face in pain as Minerva quickly brings him back up to his feet, BUT IT’S JAKE WITH AN ENZUIGIRI! Minerva sent back, AS SHE FALLS INTO LIMMY WHO IRISH WHIPS HER INTO RAVEN! STARTING A BRAWL BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM AS INSURGENCY GETS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR!

Gavin Kirkland: And while that’s happening the countdown has begun! The clock begins to dwindle down as we get to figure out who number twenty-eight is! I hope it’s a woman!

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1…

*BUZZ*

(’44 Bulldog’ by Pop Smoke plays up to cheers as Chris Elite makes his way out to the stage. Standing at the center of the ring he poses for a moment before his face turns cold and he runs down the ramp and towards the ring ready to enter this match)

Persephone: If there wasn’t enough short and bald dudes in the Grand Rampage match, here we are.

Stew-O: HERE COMES CHRIS ELITE AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND IMMEDIATELY GOES AFTER INSURGENCY! BOTH JAKE AND LIMMY RUN TOWARDS HIM BUT CHRIS LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CATCHES THEM BOTH WITH A DOUBLE JUMPING CLOTHESLINE!

Gavin Kirkland: Chris running to the ropes now as he’s not letting up, catching sight of the brawl between Ms. Extreme and Andrea! AS HE CONNECTS WITH OPEN YA MATA TO THE SIDE OF MS. EXTREME’S HEAD! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS!

Chris Elite: (Off-Mic) WOKE UP CHRIS BREEZY!

Persephone: Disgusting.

Stew-O: WELL CHRIS BREEZY IS GOING TO HAVE TO WATCH HIS BACK AS ANDREA GRABS HIM AND SENDS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! That had to hurt as Andrea drags him out now, BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SNAPMARE! Chris making an attempt to recover right now, BUT ANDREA STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TOWARDS THE HEAD OF THE HALL OF FAMER TO TAKE HIM DOWN!

Gavin Kirkland: While that’s happening the battle between Drake and Viz hasn’t stopped! Viz has Drake in the corner as he just continuously stomps down onto his chest in hopes to hurt him even more than he’s already been hurt! Mind you, Drake’s been in this match since the first entrant! But Drake manages to grab the foot of Viz to his surprise! Drake using all the strength that he can to pull himself to his feet as he keeps ahold of Viz’s foot, forcing him to hobble around in hopes of escaping! AS DRAKE SWEEPS HIS LEG TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!

Persephone: I thought this man was like Jesus, didn’t Jesus not like violence? Well have you ever considered tossing yourself out as a form of protest Drake?

Stew-O: Viz is down on the ground as Drake falls against the ropes, with his target in sights I think he looks to put the nail in the coffin! AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR JUDGEMENT DAY! CURB STOMP INCOMING COULD KNOCK THE VISUAL PROPHET OUT COLD!

Gavin Kirkland: But Viz manages to move out of the way! Drake stumbles forward! AS HE FALLS INTO KISS TO THE HEAD! ELBOW STRIKE TAKES THE LAST MESSIAH OUT OF THE EQUATION FOR THE TIME BEING!

Persephone: An elbow strike now? Jesus all of these people are such pussies they can be taken down by basic moves its so stupid, my Rex could never.

Stew-O: Myles is recovering from his position at the other side of the ring, BUT DEFINITELY DIDN’T EXPECT CAMERON ELLA AVA TO RUN TOWARDS HIM AND TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HIS FACE! Myles grabbing his head in pain as Cameron brings him up grabbing him by his arm! AND GOING FOR THE WONDER WOMAN PUNCH! FOREARM SMASH TOWARDS THE FACE OF MYLES!

Gavin Kirkland: But Myles manages to duck under it just in the nick of time! AS CAMERON TURNS AROUND BEING MET WITH A SUPERKICK ACROSS HER JAW TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE MAT! Myles isn’t done as he grabs her and sets her up! BEFORE LIFTING CAMERON OFF THE GROUND AND DROPPING HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BIG SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!

Persephone: After further inspection, yeah, Myles has the bigger boobs between the two of them.

Stew-O: It looks like while that’s happening Jake and Theron have found one another, AS THERON GOES FOR A RUNNING BIG BOOT TO THE HEAD! BUT JAKE DUCKS UNDER AS HE TURNS HIM AROUND AND GOES FOR A NECKBREAKER! But Theron shoves him away! Jake stumbles forward before Theron grabs him, AND LAUNCHES HIM INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! AS JAKE LANDS BEHIND THERON! CROSS RHODES POSITION!

Jake Smith: (Off-Mic) LEGEND! KILLER!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT JAKE IS STUPID AND AS HE WAS SHOWBOATING THERON MANAGED TO SLIP OUT AS HE GRABS JAKE INTO KINGS REQUIEM!

Persephone: This man really is a fucking idiot isn’t he? :mjlol:

Stew-O: BUT JAKE SLIPS OUT AS THE FIGHT CONTINUES! Both Raven and Minerva are still going at it just like they’ve found themselves doing multiple times throughout the match! Raven pushes Minerva towards the ropes as now she sends rapid fire knee strikes towards her gut to weaken her! Minerva shoving her away as Raven steps back but runs towards her! AS MINERVA SENDS A KNEE OF HER OWN BEFORE LOOKING TO THROW HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ELIMINATE HER!

Gavin Kirkland: But Raven with a elbow to the side of Minerva’s head saves her just in time! Raven falls back against the corner as Minerva runs towards her, but is met with a boot towards her face by Raven! MINERVA DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE AS RAVEN RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR THE TALON! CLAYMORE KICK INCOMING!

Persephone: BUT WE ALL KNOW PEOPLE WITH CLAYMORE KICKS AS THEIR FINISHERS ARE FUCKING STUPID ASS BITCHES IFUCKINGHATEYOURAVEN!

Stew-O: BUT MINERVA DUCKS UNDER IT AS RAVEN DROPS DOWN ONTO THE GROUND! Raven staggering up to her feet definitely not expecting to miss the Talon! AS MINERVA GRABS HER AND DROPS HER INTO ATLAS FALLS! WHAT A REBOUND!

Gavin Kirkland: And we have our twenty-ninth entrant into this match being counted down! The clock is ticking, who will be entering the Grand Rampage match!

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1…

*BUZZ*

(‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi plays up to a mixed reaction as Impact makes his way out from the backstage area with a smug look on his face. New Eden begin to recollect at the center of the ring as Impact points at them with a smirk on his face, seeing that he’s their new target)

Persephone: FATPACT! FATPACT! FATPACT!

Stew-O: AND HERE HE COMES! IMPACT WHO ALREADY KNOWS EXACTLY WHO HE’S GOING FOR AS HE SLIDES INTO THE RING! MYLES RUNS FIRST AS HE GOES FOR A LARIAT! BUT IMPACT DUCKS UNDER AS HE TURNS HIM AROUND AND TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH A LARIAT OF HIS OWN IN RESPONSE! MINERVA MAKING HER WAY OVER NOW, BUT IMPACT TAKES HER DOWN BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING WITH EVISCERATION! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER CONNECTS! BEFORE FINALLY DRAKE RUNS OVER!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT IMPACT GRABS HIM BY HIS LEGS, HE’S GOING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT! THE LIONTAMER AS DRAKE IS REFUSING TO BE LOCKED INTO THE SUBMISSION HOLD BUT IMPACT IS RELENTLESS!

Persephone: These dudes are apparently the “best” on Voltage and they’re being best up by crater chest bozo.

Stew-O: I DON’T THINK IMPACT NOTICES THOUGH THAT MYLES RUNS IN AND CONNECTS WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO HIS SKULL FORCING IMPACT TO LET GO OF THE HOLD BEFORE HE CAN FULLY CINCH IT IN! New Eden helping one another up, BUT THE CALVARY IS HERE AS MS. EXTREME AND REX MCALLISTER JUMP IN AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IMPACT’S ASSIST AS THEY BRING THE FIGHT TO NEW EDEN!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT IMPACT ISN’T GOING TO CATCH A BREAK AS CAMERON ELLA AVA IMMEDIATELY RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND BEGINS TO ABSOLUTELY ASSAULT HIM! IF THERON WASN’T ENOUGH IN THIS MATCH FOR CAMERON! IMPACT IS HERE AS WELL AND I THINK WE ALL KNOW THE HISTORY BETWEEN THESE TWO ELITISTS!

Persephone: Two losers fighting one another doesn’t make this any better of a match. Quotes from Persephone.

Stew-O: Impact is being dragged up to his feet as Cameron isn’t stopping with the forearm assault making sure that Impact remembers everything! BUT IT’S IMPACT THAT STEPS BACK TO GET SOME BREATHING ROOM AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST TO THE FACE OF CAMERON! Cameron managing to keep her ground as she looks towards Impact, WHO FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BIG HEADBUTT AGAINST HER SKULL AS SHE COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE MAT!

Gavin Kirkland: Meanwhile Chris Elite has Ms. Extreme in her grasp as he grabs her and sends her towards the ropes! Ms. Extreme grabs onto the ropes though forcing Chris to run over, BUT NOT BEFORE MS. EXTREME MEETS HIM WITH A KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Chris drops down to a knee but makes an attempt to get back up once more, BUT MS. EXTREME TAKES HIM DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION WITH A SNAPMARE! BEFORE MS. EXTREME RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A STIFF KNEE TOWARDS HIS HEAD!

Persephone: I’m so excited for when his shiny head splits open like Humpty Dumpty at this point.

Stew-O: Ms. Extreme climbs up to the top rope now as she positions herself on the top! Chris is in a world of hurt as she sets herself up! STANDING ON THE TOP AS SHE GOES FOR A BLIND FURY! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!

Gavin Kirkland: WAIT! MINERVA OUT OF NOWHERE COMING IN AND TRIPPING THE LEGS OF MS. EXTREME! SHE TAKES THE ADVANTAGE AS IT COMES AS MS. EXTREME FINDS HERSELF FALLING ONTO THE APRON! MS. EXTREME DIDN’T EXPECT THAT BUT BEFORE SHE CAN GET HER BEARINGS SHE’S MET WITH A SUPERKICK! MINERVA HAS JUST ELIMINATED MS. EXTREME!

Bella Braxton: MS. EXTREME HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: WOOOOOO! YEAH BABY! ONE DOWN! NOW GET THE OTHER AVA OUT AND MY LIFE CAN BE COMPLETE!

Stew-O: Amazing showing from Ms. Extreme who was in this match as the fourth entrant! I’m sure this has to be a bummer for her especially with New Eden still in the match but we push forward! Chris with a big smirk on his face seeing Minerva just saved him as he gets back into this match, BUT LIMMY FROM BEHIND TURNS HIM AROUND AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A STO! Limmy takes advantage as he grabs Chris and brings him up to his feet!

Gavin Kirkland: BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN WITH SOULEATER! SOLE FOOD CONNECTS KNOCKING CHRIS ELITE OUT COLD! LIMMY IS ABOUT TO ELIMINATE CHRIS NOW!

Persephone: YES! IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER!

Stew-O: BUT CHRIS ELITE HOLDS ON! Jake sees this and makes his way over to help Limmy as they both make an attempt to eliminate Chris from this match! LC and Viz are at the other side of the ring trading blows as Viz manages to get the offense with his strength advantage and grabs him by his arm, AND PULLS HIM INTO A KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HIS GUT!

Gavin Kirkland: LC drops down to a knee as he makes an attempt to catch his breath, slowly dragging himself up to his feet before Viz can do anything else! BUT IT’S SOO LATE AS VIZ SPINS AROUND GOING FOR THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL! VIZ GOING FOR THE SPINNING BACK FIST!

Stew-O: WHICH CONNECTS BUT WITH THE LAST OUNCE OF ENERGY HE HAS LEFT LC DROPS VIZ INTO DEAD EXECUTIVE! STUNNER CONNECTS!

Gavin Kirkland: Meanwhile while that happens the thicc goddess Raven goes after Theron in a rematch that I’m sure we’re all familiar with from Bloodsport!

Persephone: Yeah and that match from Bloodsport was so good. 🙄

Stew-O: Both Theron and Raven are trading punches as Raven grabs him by the arm and sends him towards the ropes! But she can’t as Theron drops her weight! AND THERON PULLS HER IN CONNECTING WITH A CHOP ACROSS HIS CHEST!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT HE ISN’T DONE AS HE KEEPS HER UP AND CONNECTS WITH A TASTE OF HEROINE! RIPCORD LARIAT TAKES HER OUT!

(Theron drags himself to the center of the ring as he gets up to his feet and sees the countdown timer counting down. He waits patiently at the center of the ring as the thirtieth entry is about to come out)

Persephone: Good news, last person! Bad news, more people.

10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1…

*BUZZ*

(‘Shock The World’ by Lloyd Banks plays up as EVERYONE is left agasp at the theme that is sounding through the Globe Life Field)

Stew-O: NO WAY! NO WAY! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 3 YEARS! RONN BANKS IS BACK IN AN ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING RING!

(None other than Ronn Banks makes his way out to the stage as he looks around with the biggest smirk on his face seeing everyone left in absolute shock. He looks towards the camera before looking towards the ring, mouthing one phrase only. “Change the culture.”)

Gavin Kirkland: :oh:!!! AND HERE HE COMES! HE’S SLIDING RIGHT INTO THE RING AND HAS MADE A B-LINE TOWARDS AN ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED THERON NIKOLAS!

(Banks slides into the ring as each Elitist in the ring freezes. He looks towards Theron who has waited patiently in the ring and finds himself just as shocked as everyone else. It isn’t long before a smirk grows on his face as he stares down Banks)

Stew-O: BANKS NAILS THERON  WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING AS ALREADY HE’S SLAMMING PUNCHES DOWN ON HIS SKULL! HE’S ABSOLUTELY BATTERING THE SHIT OUT OF THERON NIKOLAS AS YOU CAN FEEL THE RESENTMENT FROM PAIN FOR PRIDE! THERON SHOVES HIM AWAY AS HE STUMBLES AWAY AND FALLS AGAINST THE CORNER, BUT BANKS RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A SHINING WIZARD BEFORE FOLLOWING IT UP AND DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH A BULLDOG!

Gavin Kirkland: Theron stumbling up as he’s clearly oblivious to where he is right now! AS BANKS GRABS HIM AND PUTS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! HE’S GOING FOR THE GO TO RETIREMENT! GO TO RETIREMENT!

Stew-O: But Theron slips off his shoulders just in time and manages to escape! He falls against the bottom rope as Banks turns around and makes his way towards him, but Theron with a back elbow to find himself out of the predicament he’s in! Banks stumbles back as he turns around, AS THERON TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A NECKBREAKER! Theron getting over the initial shock and realizing that he needs to get back to work as he runs to the ropes and back, BEFORE DROPPING DOWN ONTO BANKS’ HEAD WITH A JUMPING KNEE!

Gavin Kirkland: Banks grabbing his head but mind you he’s still fresh into this match as he already pulls himself up to his feet as Theron waits at the center of the ring for him to do just that! AS THERON GRABS HIM AND LIFTS HIM UP INTO KINGS’ REQUIEM! THERON IS GOING FOR THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER TO FINISH OFF BANKS IN THE EARLYGOING!

Stew-O: BUT BANKS STEERS HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES AND GRABS THE TOP ROPE AND TIPS THEM BOTH OVER AS THEY TOPPLE DOWN ONTO THE APRON NOW!

(They both find the standoff being on the apron as both of them are slowly recovering. Theron and Banks haven’t kept their eyes off of one another as they patiently drag themselves up to their feet)

Gavin Kirkland: THERON GOES FOR A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! BUT BANKS GRABS THE KNEE AND PUSHES IT AWAY! BANKS GOING FOR ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE KICK! BUT THERON DUCKS UNDER AND LIFTS HIM UP INTO POWERBOMB POSITION! BUT IT’S BANKS THAT SLIPS OUT OF IT AND KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! BUT THERON TURNS HIM AROUND AND HAS HIM UP IN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION!

Stew-O: BUT BANKS SLIPS OUT FROM BEHIND AND TURNS HIM AROUND! GO TO RETIREMENT! GO TO RETIREMENT CONNECTS AS THERON SLIPS OFF OF THE APRON AND COLLAPSES TO THE RINGSIDE AREA! HE’S OUT! BANKS HAS GOTTEN HIS REVENGE!

Bella Braxton: THERON NIKOLAS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!

(Theron is knocked out at ringside as Banks falls to a seated position on the apron, he simply shrugs as he drops down and rolls back into the ring and gets back into the match, where the Elitists inside the ring continue to look at him in astonishment)

Gavin Kirkland: Excellent showing from Banks as he hasn’t slowed down one bit! But we have a Grand Rampage match to focus on as this match continues! Everybody’s going after someone as Insurgency are right back at fending off the herd of New Eden! LC and Viz are right back at it with the assault! Raven has shifted his attention towards Impact as both of them are going after one another! Andrea and Justin! Cameron and Chris! And Banks and Rex!

Persephone: :noah: So many people, can we just end the show already?

Stew-O: BANKS AND REX ARE GOING AT IT NEAR CAM AND IMPACT AS CAM STEPS FORWARD AND TAKES CHRIS DOWN WITH A KNEE STRIKE! Rex is down on a knee as Banks turns towards Cam and drags Rex up to his feet! AS BOTH OF THEM STEP FORWARD AND TAKE DOWN REX WITH DOUBLE KICKS TOWARDS HIS FACE TO TAKE HIM OUT!

Gavin Kirkland: Chris making his way over to the two of them now as Banks grabs him and sends him into an Irish whip towards the corner! Chris finds himself backed up, AS BANKS RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH THE SHINING WIZARD ONCE MORE TOWARDS HIS HEAD! Chris is stunned as Banks grabs him and Irish whips him, AS CAMERON TAKES HIM DOWN WITH GODDESS’ TOUCH! RUNNING ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS!

(Cam falls against the ropes catching her breath as she looks towards Banks who simply nods with a smile on his face as both of them go their separate ways)

Persephone: Are they having a deal on hearing aids is that why all these old people are here?

Stew-O: And once again an Insurgency and New Eden standoff is happening as Jake and Limmy once again find themselves outnumbered by the team of Drake, Myles, and Minerva which definitely spells trouble for them, but they know if they want to win the Grand Rampage match then this is exactly what it’s going to take! AS JAKE LAUNCHES HIMSELF TOWARDS DRAKE AND LIMMY TAKES ON BOTH MYLES AND MINERVA AS THEY’RE TAKEN BY SURPRISE! WHAT A SHOWING BY ALL FIVE OF THESE COMPETITORS SO FAR WHO HAVE BEEN IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE FOR THE LONGEST!

Gavin Kirkland: Justin and Impact have found one another as once again, Raven and Andrea meet in the ring! You already know that this has reached the tipping point, AS ANDREA RUNS FORWARD AND GRABS RAVEN BY HER HEAD GOING FOR A BULLDOG TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE MAT! BUT RAVEN GRABS HER AND DROPS HER DOWN TO THE MAT! Raven quickly making her way over, but it’s Andrea that kicks her in the face! Raven stumbles away as Andrea gets up to her feet, AND CONNECTS WITH AN ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL POISONRANA!

Persephone: I didn’t know she could actually wrestle?! This is an astonishing find considering she’s absolutely garbage to begin with!

Stew-O: ANDREA GRABS RAVEN AND TOSSES HER OUT OF THE RING! But Raven holds on and finds herself situated on the apron! AS ANDREA RUNS FORWARD LOOKING TO TAKE HER OUT OF THE MATCH! IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S GOING FOR XOXO! THE INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER COULD LAUNCH RAVEN OFF THE APRON!

Gavin Kirkland: NONONO! NOT ANDREA! RAVEN DROPS DOWN THE TOP ROPE AS ANDREA FALLS OVER IT! BUT SHE GRABS ONTO THE TOP ROPE! SHE GETS UP ONTO THE APRON! BUT RAVEN CONNECTS WITH THE TALON! CLAYMORE KICK! ANDREA IS OUT! FUCK!

Bella Braxton: ANDREA VALENTINE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!

Persephone: HAH! LOOK AT GAVIN CRYING LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH HE IS!

(Andrea stirs at ringside as she grabs her head, absolutely furious that she was eliminated by Raven. She stands up and begins to make her way to the backstage area, accepting of the fight she put on tonight in her return to the ring)

Stew-O: Raven has the biggest smirk on her face as she knows- WAIT! WAIT!

Gavin Kirkland: ANDREA HAS SNAPPED AS SHE ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING AND TOSSES RAVEN OVER THE TOP ROPE IN A PURE FIT OF ANGER! I LOVE AN ANGRY BAE! 😍😍😍

Bella Braxton: RAVEN ROBERTS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: FUCK HE’S NOT CRYING ANYMORE!

(Andrea rolls out of the ring as she makes her way up the ramp and towards the backstage area. Raven is completely shocked unknowing of what just happened at the moment before connecting the pieces and chasing after Andrea who has already disappeared through the backstage area)

Stew-O: :lupe: Well while that’s happening I think we have a very interesting scenario going on in the ring don’t we?

(New Eden recollect at the center of the ring as all three of them are tired out as they stare a hole at Ronn Banks who is recovering right across from them against the ropes. He finds himself completely outnumbered, before yelling at them to bring it)

(Only before none other than Lethal Consequences and Impact stand beside Banks, otherwise known as the collective unit of Generation Genesis)

Gavin Kirkland: AND SHIT JUST GOT REAL AS GENERATION GENESIS IMMEDIATELY CROWD AROUND NEW EDEN AND ABSOLUTELY BOMBARD THEM WITH AN ATTACK! BANKS! IMPACT! LC! THEY’RE BACK TOGETHER! BANKS ATTACKING DRAKE! IMPACT AND MYLES! AND LC AND MINERVA!

Persephone: Where’s my Rexy?! I couldn’t be more disappointed at the moment. It’s just a bunch of people I don’t care about fighting or something like that.

Stew-O: BANKS HAS DRAKE IN GO TO RETIREMENT POSITION BUT DRAKE SENDS A KNEE TO HIS FACE TO ESCAPE! Drake grabs him and sends him into an Irish whip towards the ropes, BUT NOT BEFORE BANKS RUNS BACK AND SENDS A CALF KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE!

Gavin Kirkland: Meanwhile both Impact and LC have joined together as they’re going after Minerva and Myles! LC grabs Myles as he sends a knee towards his gut before throwing him against the ropes looking for the elimination! BUT MINERVA SHOVES AWAY FROM IMPACT AND GRABS AT HIS LEGS LOOKING TO TOSS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Persephone: YES! ELIMINATE MORE PEOPLE PLEASE I BEG TO YOU!

Stew-O: LC finds himself on the apron as Impact comes in with the save dragging Minerva away just in time! Impact forces her into the corner as he splits her away from Myles! In the meanwhile LC leans against the ringpost in hopes of coming back from this predicament! He tries to enter back into the ring, BUT WAIT! MYLES WITH A KNEE TO THE HEAD OF LC! LC drops down to a seated position on the apron as Myles sees the opportunity as it comes! LC makes an attempt to drag himself up!

Gavin Kirkland: AS MYLES CONNECTS WITH A METEORA TO THE FACE OF LC TO SEND HIM FLYING OFF OF THE RING APRON! THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS ELIMINATED AS MYLES GETS HIS FIFTH ELIMINATION IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCHUP RIGHT HERE!

Bella Braxton: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: OH MY GOD HE JUST FELL IN FRONT OF ME NOW I’M BLINDED BY THE BALDNESS OF HIS HEAD WHAT THE FUCK!

Stew-O: 12 PEOPLE LEFT IN THIS MATCH! As we move onto Rex and Justin who are going off on one another once again! Justin grabs Rex by his arm as he pulls him in, BEFORE JUMPING UP AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE TOWARDS HIS HEAD! Rex manages to keep himself up this time, AS HE GRABS JUSTIN AND PULLS HIM IN CONNECTING WITH A KNEE OF HIS OWN!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT JUSTIN BARELY KEEPS HIMSELF UP AS HE GRABS HIM AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH SLICED BREAD #2! Rex slowly getting up as he falls against the corner now making an attempt to get back into this match, BUT JUSTIN RUNS FORWARD TOWARDS REX! BUT REX GRABS HIM AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TURNBUCKLE AND ONTO THE APRON! Justin sending a forearm to the face of Rex as he’s sent back, Justin quickly climbs up to the top rope!

Persephone: REXY COME ON, USE YOUR SUPERPOWERS THAT YOU USE IN BED!

Stew-O: BUT REX RUNS TOWARDS JUSTIN AS HE’S CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND SENDS A KNEE TOWARDS HIS FACE SENDING HIM FLYING OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND TO THE GROUND BELOW! JUSTIN IS ELIMINATED!

Bella Braxton: JUSTIN WINDGATE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: Excellent showing from Justin especially right off of an injury! The former Interwire Champion has shown more than exceptional work tonight!

Persephone: Don’t lie to them.

Stew-O: Cameron Ella Ava and Chris Elite are back trading punches with one another as Chris connects with a boot to the gut dropping her down to a knee! Now Chris is just stomping down on her chest relentlessly trying to weaken her as much as she can! Cam is completely stunned but is making an attempt to recover as Chris steps back, AND GOES FOR THE BOX OFFICE SMASH!

Gavin Kirkland: WHICH CONNECTS! HE COULD POP A TITTY FUCK! Cam falls to the ground as Chris waits for her to get back up to her feet again as this could be the chance he needs to add another elimination to his notch! AS HE GOES FOR ONE MORE BOX OFFICE SMASH! SUPERKICK TOWARDS THE JAW OF CAM!

Persephone: WAIT WHAT’S MOPHEAD DOING HERE?!

Stew-O: BLADE OF INSURGENCE! SPIKE SWINGING COMPLETE SHOT NAILS CHRIS AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! BUT LIMMY ISN’T DONE AS HE LIFTS CHRIS UP TO HIS FEET! BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SKULL CRUSHING FINALE! FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER CONNECTS!

Gavin Kirkland: AS LIMMY THROWS CHRIS OUT OF THE RING! CHRIS ELITE IS ELIMINATED FROM THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH!

Bella Braxton: CHRIS ELITE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: 9 more people left to eliminate before my Sexy Rexy gets his second Grand Rampage victory in a row! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:

Stew-O: Cameron barely saved from Limmy as she drags herself away and leans against the ropes, seeing as she has a long way to go before she can solidify a Grand Rampage victory! BUT WAIT! REX COMING IN AND NOT WASTING ANYTIME SENDING A KNEE TOWARDS HER FACE!

Gavin Kirkland: Both Cameron and Rex are going at it as they both know exactly what they want to do and that’s main event Pain For Pride! REX SHOVES CAM BACK AND CONNECTS WITH A YAKUZA KICK TOWARDS HER FACE! BUT CAMERON SPINS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A PELE KICK TOWARDS HER FACE! MY GODDESS HAS REX AS SHE COULD POSSIBLY ELIMINATE HIM RIGHT HERE!

Persephone: NONONONO! ELIMINATE ANYONE BUT REXY YOU PROSTITUTE!

Stew-O: AS CAMERON LIFTS HER UP AND GOES FOR BREAKING BARRIERS! RACK ATTACK INCOMING!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT REX IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO GRAB ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND DUMP CAMERON OVER THE TOP ROPE AS HE DRAGS HER OVER WITH HIS LEGS! REX JUST ELIMINATED CAMERON ELLA AVA!

Bella Braxton: CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: WOOOO! BEAT THEIR ASS REXY! ELIMINATE THEM ALL!

Stew-O: 9 PEOPLE LEFT IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH!

Gavin Kirkland: Meanwhile the remaining two members of Generation Genesis are fending off the herd as Banks is going after Viz and Impact is fighting off Myles! Banks grabs Viz as he sends a knee towards his face! Viz takes a step back as he stands at the center of the ring! Banks quickly running forward, AS VIZ GRABS HIM AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BIG SPINEBUSTER!

Persephone: Careful! He might break his back if you do anymore!

Stew-O: Banks grabbing his back in pain as he drags himself up, BUT VIZ GRABS HIM AND GOES RIGHT FOR THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER TO KNOCK HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! But it’s Banks that slams a elbow down on the side of his face forcing Viz to drop him down to the ground! As Viz quickly runs over now, BUT BANKS GRABS HIM AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A BIG NECKBREAKER!

(Banks gets up to his feet as he finds himself meeting with one Drake King. Drake has a straight look on his face as he simply stares him down. Banks takes a few deep breaths as he circles around the ring)

Gavin Kirkland: AND IMMEDIATELY BANKS GOES FOR A SIDE KICK TOWARDS HIS CHEST! BUT DRAKE REBOUNDS WITH A SPIN KICK TOWARDS ABDOMEN! BANKS STEPS FORWARD AND CHOPS THE SIDE OF HIS NECK BEFORE JUMPING UP AND SENDING A KNEE TO HIS FACE! BANKS GOES FOR ONE MORE BUT DRAKE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TOWARDS HIS JAW!

Persephone: Ugh so boring, come on Rex just toss both of them out please!

Stew-O: Banks manages to keep his ground, AS HE GOES FOR ONE MORE ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! Which Drake ducks under! AS HE KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! AND CONNECTS WITH ASCENSION! DRAKE QUICKLY DROPS BANKS DOWN WITH THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER!

Gavin Kirkland: Banks surprisingly pulls himself up using the ropes as he still has some fight left in him! If he’s going to wrestle for the first time in 3 years then he’s going to put on a show like no other! And Drake realizes that, BUT HE’S NOT WAITING FOR BANKS TO RECOVER! GUILLOTINE TO HIS HEAD! SICK KICK CONNECTS SENDING BANKS OVER THE TOP ROPE! RONN BANKS IS ELIMINATED!

Bella Braxton: RONN BANKS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!

(A standing ovation is heard as Banks drags himself and leans against the barricade. He has a smile as he looks around recovering from the action inside the ring. Banks from there, makes his way up the ramp and towards the backstage area as the crowd chants his name)

Stew-O: What a showing by the EAW Hall of Famer and the fact that Drake King eliminated him too?! That has to be monumental in an already amazing career! But there are 8 people left in the Grand Rampage match now! Jake and Limmy of Insurgency! The entirety of New Eden! The Visual Prophet! Rex McAllister! And Impact!

Gavin Kirkland: NOT WASTING ANYTIME, VIZ RUNS FORWARD AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF FORWARD CRUSHING DRAKE WITH A RUNNING CROSSBODY! AND THEN IMMEDIATELY MYLES AND MINERVA ATTACK VIZ AS JAKE AND LIMMY MAKE A B-LINE FOR REX AND IMPACT AS THIS MATCH CONTINUES ONWARD!

Stew-O: VIZ FIGHTS OFF MYLES WITH A BACK ELBOW BEFORE GRABBING MINERVA AND SENDING HER ACROSS THE RING! Viz is fighting off New Eden, AS MYLES RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A BICYCLE KICK! BUT VIZ CATCHES HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A POWERBOMB!

Gavin Kirkland: Minerva scrambling up as she runs towards Viz from behind! BUT VIZ STEPS BACK AND CATCHES HER WITH THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL AS HE CATCHES HER WITH THE SPINNING BACKFIST!

Persephone: :notbad: Keep doing the dirty work for Rex it’s not like you’re going to win anyways.

(Drake slowly recovers as he looks towards Viz, blinking his eyes a few times as Viz rubs his hands together)

The Visual Prophet: (Off-Mic) :adpeek:

Stew-O: DRAKE IS NOT HERE TO PLAY GAMES THOUGH AS HE SPRINTS TOWARDS HIM AS HE GOES FOR A JUMPING KNEE! BUT VIZ MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS HE GRABS HIM AND GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT IT’S DRAKE THAT LANDS ON HIS FEET AS HE GRABS VIZ AND BRINGS HIM UP GOING FOR A QUICK DDT TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT VIZ GRABS HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Viz grabs him now, AS HE THROWS DRAKE THE REDEEMER OUT OF THE RING!

Stew-O: BUT DRAKE JUST IN TIME LANDS ON THE APRON! Drake is completely stunned as he drags himself up using the ropes and clutches onto them for dear life, BUT NOT REALIZING VIZ COMING TOWARDS HIM AS HE KNOCKS HIM OFF OF THE APRON!

Gavin Kirkland: WAIT! MINERVA AND MYLES WITH THE SAVE AS THEY BOTH SEND KICKS TOWARDS THE HEAD OF VIZ! Viz drops down to a knee as both Myles and Minerva grab Viz and prop him up! AS DRAKE ENTERS INTO THE RING AND DROPS VIZ DOWN WITH THE JUDGEMENT DAY CURB STOMP! AS BOTH MYLES AND MINERVA GRAB VIZ AND BRING HIM UP TO HIS FEET AS BOTH OF THEM DUMP HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! VIZ IS OUT OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH NOW!

Bella Braxton: THE VISUAL PROPHET HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: :blessed: :blessed: 7 PEOPLE LEFT! YOU GOT THIS REX!

Stew-O: THE CROWD IS SHOWERING BOOS BUT BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE CAN HAPPEN INSURGENCY QUICKLY TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM! JAKE JUMPS DRAKE AS LIMMY ONCE AGAIN SEPARATES MYLES AND MINERVA FROM THE FRAY!

Gavin Kirkland: BOTH JAKE AND DRAKE ARE TRADING PUNCHES AS BOTH OF THEM HAVE EXTENSIVE HISTORY WITH ONE ANOTHER! JAKE GETS THE BEST OF DRAKE AS HE KICKS AT HIS KNEECAP! JAKE KICKS HIM IN THE KNEECAP ONE MORE TIME AS HE RUNS FORWARD GOING FOR A SHINING WIZARD!

Stew-O: BUT BEFORE HE CAN EXECUTE IT DRAKE CATCHES HIM WITH OVERHAUL! SWINGING REVERSE STO TO JAKE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! DRAKE IS ABOUT TO ELIMINATE JAKE RIGHT HERE AND NOW!

Gavin Kirkland: ARMOR BREAKER! SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD BY LIMMY MONAGHAN! LIMMY JUST SAVED HIS FELLOW INSURGENCY TEAMMATE IN THIS MATCH BY A HAIR!

Persephone: How about they both eliminate one another damn, I’m tired of this shit.

Stew-O: Jake plops down to the ground as Limmy goes right after Drake! Beating the ever living shit out of him before grabbing him by his head and sending him towards the ropes and back! BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A BICYCLE KNEE TOWARDS THE HEAD OF DRAKE TO TAKE HIM OUT!

Gavin Kirkland: HE CONNECTS! BUT MYLES FROM BEHIND CONNECTS WITH DE FACTO! MINERVA AS WELL CONNECTS WITH HELL’S BELLS OFF THE TOP TO FOLLOW IT UP! EXEGESIS CONNECTS AS THE NUMBERS ADVANTAGE HAS JUST GOTTEN THE BEST OF LIMMY MONAGHAN! AS MINERVA GRABS HIM AND DUMPS THE FORMER PURE CHAMPION OVER THE TOP ROPE! LIMMY IS OUT! JAKE IS ON HIS OWN!

Bella Braxton: LIMMY MONAGHAN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Persephone: LET’S GO! 5 MORE PEOPLE REX! 5 MORE PEOPLE LEFT TO ELIMINATE!

(Jake barely recovers as he sees Limmy get eliminated, in complete shock as he grabs the bottom rope. New Eden turn their attention towards Jake as they begin to approach him)

Stew-O: REX AND IMPACT RUN IN AND ATTACK THEM! REX GOING FOR DRAKE! IMPACT GOING FOR MYLES! AND JAKE JOINING THE ATTACK AND GOING FOR MINERVA! PEOPLE THAT ABSOLUTELY HATE EACHOTHER BANDING TOGETHER FOR A COMMON CAUSE!

Gavin Kirkland: Rex and Drake trading punches now, BUT DRAKE SPINS AROUND AND TAKES REX BY SURPRISE WITH A BIG DISCUS CLOTHESLINE KNOCKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Rex slowly stumbles up as he grabs his head, Drake with a smirk on his face as he makes his way over! GOING FOR ASCENSION! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER!

Persephone: NO! COME ON REX YOU GOT THIS!

Stew-O: BUT REX SLIPS OUT AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH AN OLYMPIC SLAM! Rex falls against the ropes as he makes his way over and grabs Drake, HE’S GOING FOR THE REX EFFECT! REX EFFECT TIME! BUT WAIT! DRAKE WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX POSITION AS HE SENDS REX ONTO THE APRON THANKFULLY GRABBING ONTO THE ROPES TO SAVE HIMSELF FROM ELIMINATION! BUT HE MIGHT NOT HAVE LONG AS DRAKE IS GOING TO ELIMINATE REX MCALLISTER RIGHT HERE!

Gavin Kirkland: WAIT! JAKE ON THE TOP ROPE! HELL ABOVE! FLIP PILEDRIVER TO REX TAKES HIM OUT AND KNOCKS HIM OUT COLD OUT OF NOWHERE! HOLY SHIT! JAKE JUST ELIMINATED REX MCALLISTER!

Bella Braxton: REX MCALLISTER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Persephone: …

(Jake with the biggest smirk in the world finds himself leaning against the ropes, with a look of satisfaction knowing he tossed out last year’s Grand Rampage winner. But the task at hand is still to come as New Eden looks absolutely pissed, seeing Jake steal their elimination like that)

Stew-O: FINAL FIVE! FINAL FIVE! AND LOOK! NEW EDEN IS FURIOUS AS THEY GRAB IMPACT AND TOSS HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! THEY WANT JAKE ALL TO THEMSELVES!

(New Eden begin to surround the Insurgency member as Jake catches his breath and nods his head, knowing the lengths he’s going to have to go to in order to win)

Gavin Kirkland: JAKE STEPS FORWARD AND SUPERKICKS DRAKE! BUT IMMEDIATELY IMMEDIATELY THE REST OF NEW EDEN GO AFTER HIM AS MYLES AND MINERVA TEAM UP TO TAKE HIM OUT! GRABBING HIM AND THROWING HIM TO THE ROPES!

Stew-O: BUT JAKE STOPS HIMSELF AND GRABS MYLES TAKING HIM DOWN WITH HUMILITY! ROLLING CUTTER CONNECTS!

Gavin Kirkland: JAKE GRABS HIM AND LOOKS TO THROW HIM OUT OF THE RING! BUT MINERVA STOPS HIM WITH A CHOP BLOCK! MINERVA GRABS HIM AND TURNS HIM AROUND NOW! AS SHE CONNECTS WITH THE DEVIL’S TOUCH! SUPERKICK OF HER OWN CONNECTS!

Persephone: Damn they getting their ass kicked from the IHOP waiter that served Ronan Malosi. AND HE ELIMINATED MY REZYSBSKSBWOWBWISJ!

Stew-O: Drake slowly getting back up to his feet as he’s waiting for Jake to get up, finding himself in the perfect position as he runs forward! JUDGEMENT DAY! CURB STOMP CONNECTS!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT THEY AREN’T DONE AS MYLES LIFTS HIM UP AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH DE FACTO! SPINNING PUMPHANDLE SAMOAN DROP!

Stew-O: BUT MINERVA FOLLOWS UP AS SHE CONNECTS WITH ATLAS FALLS AS WELL TO KNOCK JAKE OUT COLD! BEFORE THEY THROW HIM OUT OF THE RING! JAKE IS OUT!

Gavin Kirkland: WAIT!

(Jake is thrown over the top rope as he barely grabs the top rope and collapses down to the apron. He keeps himself up as he drags himself up and looks at all three members of New Eden)

Jake Smith: (Off-Mic) I’M FUCKING WINNING! YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO FUCKING KILL ME!

(New Eden look in partial shock but they have no problem with finishing Jake, it’s clear he’s trying to stall the inevitable, he can’t last that long)

Gavin Kirkland: BUT BEFORE NEW EDEN CAN DO ANYTHING IMPACT QUICKLY SLIDES IN AND CONNECTS WITH A FIST OF FURY! RIGHT HOOK SENDS JAKE OFF THE APRON AS IMPACT JUST STOLE THE ELIMINATION! JAKE SMITH IS OUT OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH!

Bella Braxton: JAKE SMITH HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: NEW EDEN ARE PISSED! THEY WANTED JAKE SMITH ALL TO THEMSELVES FOR STEALING REX MCALLISTER’S ELIMINATION FROM THEM!

Stew-O: And just like that, there were four.

(Jake Smith takes a minute to collect himself and gets out of the ring. It was the best performance of his career so far, but the pain of coming up short is written all over his face. He takes his leave, and shockingly enough, the crowd applauds his efforts. He will never win a popularity award, but if this week proves anything, it’s that Jake Smith will reach that next level.)

(The camera transitions back into the ring where New Eden is regrouping. All that stands between them and their vision for Grand Rampage coming to fruition is Impact. The decorated Elitist stands in the middle of the ring, while New Eden drag themselves up and start to circle him.)

Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: Well, the odds certainly aren’t in Impact’s favor right now.

Persephone: I stopped giving a shit once Jake got rid of my Rexy :mjcry:

Stew-O: If there is anyone who can possibly stop New Eden from winning this Grand Rampage, it will be Impact.

(Impact throws his fists up, ready to fight for yet another Pain for Pride main event, but New Eden have other plans.)

Gavin Kirkland: :skip: New Eden just looked at one another and they’ve bailed! Drake, Myles, and Minerva slip out of the ring through the bottom ropes and they are all digging under the ring!

Persephone: MYLES JUST THREW A LADDER INTO THE RING :blessed:!!!! WE’RE ABOUT TO GET VIOLENT!!!! MAYBE GRAND RAMPAGE WITHOUT REX WON’T BE SO BAD IF WE SEE SOMEONE GET DISEMBOWELED!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: :ciampa:

Stew-O: MINERVA HAS A METAL TRASH FULL OF STUFF AND SHE PULLS OUT A NAIL GUN!!!! SHE SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING, LICKING HER LIPS AT IMPACT, WHO IS WELL AWARE THAT MYLES JUST SLIPPED IN ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE! MINERVA FLIES AT IMPACT, LOOKING TO BASH HIM ACROSS THE FACE WITH THE NAIL GUN, BUT IMPACT QUICKLY THROWS HIMSELF TO THE MAT! MINERVA NEARLY COLLIDES WITH MYLES AND THAT ALLOWS IMPACT TO GRAB THE LADDER!

Gavin Kirkland: IMPACT HAS THE LADDER AND HE IS USING IT AS A BATTERING RAM! HE WHIRLS AROUND AND THE LADDER SLAMS INTO MYLES AND MINERVA! BOTH OF THEM HIT THE GROUND AND IMPACT SLAMS THE LADDER DOWN ON TOP OF THEM! HE QUICKLY SPRINTS ACROSS THE RING AND USES THE ROPES AS A SPRINGBOARD! ‘FLIGHT SIGHTS’!!! THE LIONSAULT CONNECTS TO THE TOP OF THE LADDER, SQUASHING MYLES AND MINERVA UNDERNEATH!

Persephone: :francis: That fat fuck hurt himself though. Impact has rolled onto his side and he’s clutching at his ribs right now. That probably did more harm than it did good, and we’re really supposed to believe this man has a MENSA level IQ. :mjlol:

Stew-O: Desperate times call for desperate measures, Persephone, and Impact had to do something. If he allows New Eden to rest, that will be an absolute disaster for him. Impact is one of the greatest professional wrestlers this sport has ever seen, but he’s not invincible. Three-on-one odds don’t favor the odd man out.

Gavin Kirkland: ‘The Messiah’ is back in the ring now and he’s brought with him a branding iron :lupe:. We’ve seen Drake use this weapon to terrorize people so many times, and it appears he plans to leave his mark on Impact tonight. Drake puts the boots to Impact, stomping all over the Dynasty Elitist’s ribs. He’s definitely softening him up, guys.

Persephone: Not sure how someone that big could get any softer but okay.

Stew-O: Myles and Minerva have managed to crawl out from under the ladder, although both of them look to be a little worse for the wear. It’s Minerva who forces herself up first and she joins Drake. They both kick and stomp Impact, and of course, here comes Myles. This is an absolute mugging at the moment

Gavin Kirkland: Drake kicks Impact in the ribs one final time and he signals for Myles and Minerva to grab Impact! Myles and Minerva both grab one of Impact’s arms and they force him to his knees. Impact still has fight left in him, and he is doing whatever he can to try and break free. Myles begins to destroy him with several clubbing blows to the back of the head, and that puts a stop to Impact’s offense, for now anyway.

Drake King: (off mic) It’s fitting that you’re the one who stands between New Eden and their goal of winning this absolute farce of a match. You’ve always been the antithesis of what New Eden stands for. You are the embodiment of the seven deadly sins; pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth. You won’t quit, despite your time being up, because your pride will not allow it. Your greed continues to drive you because you lust after these stupid championships. You envy those who are new and come in with hype behind them, and do whatever you can to bring your wrath down upon them. You want everything because you’re a fricking glutton but the lack of effort you sometimes display is nothing more than sloth like behavior.

Persephone: Well damn, fam. Tell the man how you really feel.

Drake King: (off mic) You’re disgusting, Impact. I really wish I would have ended you at Reckless Wiring. I tried. I know I did. However, your ridiculous dream of main eventing yet another Pain for Pride comes to an end now, and you’re going to be marked by New Eden forever.

Stew-O: NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! DON’T DO THIS, DRAKE! THAT MAN IS THE MOST DECORATED ELITIST IN EAW HISTORY! IMPACT IS AN ICON!!!

Persephone: 🍿🍿🍿

Gavin Kirkland: THAT’S ONE SICK SMILE THAT JUST CROSSED DRAKE KING’S FACE! HE HAS THE BRANDING IRON UP IN THE AIR AND HE’S ABOUT TO LEAVE HIS MARK ON IMPACT!!!

Stew-O: NO HE’S NOT! 😾😾 IMPACT JUST LEANED OVER AND BIT MINERVA, FORCING A SCREAM TO ERUPT FROM HER THROAT! SHE LOSES HER GRIP ON IMPACT, AND HE IS ABLE TO NAIL MYLES RIGHT IN THE CROTCH WITH THE ‘FIST OF FURY’!!! DRAKE SWINGS THE BRANDING IRON BUT IMPACT CATCHES IT! THEY ARE WRESTLING FOR CONTROL AND IMPACT RIPS IT RIGHT FROM DRAKE’S HAND! HE KICKS DRAKE IN THE MID-SECTION AND HE SNATCHES MINERVA BY THE HAIR! IMPACT HAS MINERVA AND HE’S QUICKLY SPIKES HER INTO THE MAT WITH A DDT!!!! IMPACT PLACES HIS FOOT ON THE SMALL OF MINERVA’S BACK AND HE POINTS THE BRANDING IRON AT HER!!!!

Drake King: (off mic) :whoa: Hold on now…

Persephone: :gladbron: DO IT FATPACT! BRAND THAT REX HATING CUNT!!!!

Impact: (off mic) Fuck New Eden.

Stew-O: IMPACT DRIVES THE BRANDING IRON DOWN INTO MINERVA’S SHOULDER!!!!! HER SCREAMS ARE PIERCING THE NIGHT HERE AT GLOBE LIFE FIELD! DRAKE KING IS BESIDE HIMSELF AS IMPACT SEARS DRAKE’S OWN INITIALS INTO MINERVA’S PALE SKIN!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: MINERVA’S CRIES AWAKENED MYLES AND HE CUTS IMPACT IN HALF WITH A SPEAR! THE BRANDING IRON GOES FLYING OUT OF THE RING AND MYLES IS BLINDED BY RAGE RIGHT NOW! HE IS PUMMELING IMPACT RIGHT NOW! OVER AND OVER HIS FISTS MEETS IMPACT’S FACE, AND NOW DRAKE IS HELPING HIM! THEY ARE FUCKING UP IMPACT, AND THERE IS VERY LITTLE IMPACT CAN DO RIGHT NOW! HE IS AT THE ABSOLUTE MERCY OF THESE TWO PISSED OFF, COLD-BLOODED FIGHTERS, AND THEY HAVE BUSTED HIM OPEN!

Persephone: :blessed: THIS IS FANTASTIC! THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD BE BETTER IS IF NORTH KOREA HAD ANOTHER NUKED BROADCAST TABLE THAT ALL FOUR OF THEM COULD GO THROUGH :blessed:

Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE AND MYLES SNATCH UP IMPACT AND THROW HIM INTO THE CORNER! DRAKE TAKES OFF RUNNING AROUND THE RING, AND HE USES ALL THAT MOMENTUM TO NAIL IMPACT IN THE FACE WITH A BRUTAL, RUNNING JUMPING KNEE! IMPACT’S HEAD SNAPS BACK AND MYLES IMMEDIATELY UNLOADS CLOSED-FIST PUNCHES TO THE GUT AND RIBS OF IMPACT! DRAKE TAKES OVER ON THE BEATING NOW AS MYLES TAKES OFF AROUND THE RING! DRAKE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS MYLES RETALIATES WITH A RUNNING, JUMPING KNEE STRIKE OF HIS OWN!!!!

Stew-O: MYLES IMMEDIATELY GRABS IMPACT BY THE HAIR AND DRAGS HIM TO THE ROPES! HE WORKS WITH DRAKE TO TIE UP IMPACT AND HE’S NOT ABLE TO BREAK FREE! MYLES RUNS THE ROPES, USES THE MOMENTUM TO PROPEL HIMSELF FORWARD, AND IMPACT EATS ANOTHER KNEE TO THE FACE! DRAKE FOLLOWS SUIT, AND IMPACT TAKES ANOTHER KNEE TO THE FACE! MYLES AND DRAKE CONTINUE TO DISMANTLE AND DESTROY IMPACT, AND THERE’S NO ONE WHO CAN STOP THEM. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! NEW EDEN NEED TO BE STOPPED!

Persephone: And just who is going to stop then, Stew? Like, I don’t know if you are aware of this, but Impact is probably going to die soon.

Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: Especially with Minerva back up.

Persephone: 🍿🍿🍿

Stew-O: This is not going to end well for Impact, is it?

Persephone: NOPE 😁😁😁

Stew-O: Minerva is holding her burned, branded shoulder as she staggers towards Drake and Myles. Myles just nailed Impact with yet another knee strike, and Impact’s basically out of it at this point. Blood is coming from his nose and mouth, and he’s basically dead weight at this point.

Persephone: Which is why they should just toss his ass out of the ring and be done with it.

Gavin Kirkland: Then what? All three win? They play rock, paper, scissors to determine who leaves the ring?

Persephone: How the fuck should I know? I really told you that I stopped giving a shit after Rex was eliminated.

Stew-O: Minerva has retrieved that nail gun and I don’t even want to think about what is going to happen now. We have to get a referee or something in there, like now.

Gavin Kirkland: Well, I’m not even sure if that’s going to help. There are no real rules for a match like this other than you have to throw your opponent over the top rope.

(Drake gets set for another knee strike, but Minerva puts a hand on his arm. Myles looks at her with nothing but concern in his eyes, but a smile small despite the obvious agonizing pain Minerva is in is enough to reassure him that she’s okay. Drake takes a step back and motions for Minerva to do what must be done, and she makes her way over Impact. The Gypsy Moth bends down, cupping Impact’s battered face in her hands, and she mumbles a few words to him.)

Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: Do you think she just cursed him?

Persephone: MINERVA JUST SHOT IMPACT IN THE SHOULDER WITH THE NAIL GUN!

Stew-O: BUT THAT SHOT OF PAIN NO DOUBT JUST WOKE IMPACT UP! HE IS THRASHING WILDLY NOW, TRYING TO FREE HIS ARMS, AND MINERVA SHOOTS ANOTHER NAIL INTO THE OPPOSITE SHOULDER! DRAKE AND MYLES DESCEND ON IMPACT BUT HE IS KICKING WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS LEFT IN HIM! HE MANAGES TO SEND DRAKE ACROSS THE RING!

Gavin Kirkland: AND HE’S KICKED THE NAIL GUN FROM MINERVA’S HANDS!

Persephone: IMPACT RIPS HIS ARMS FROM THE ROPES AND ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! HE WENT THROUGH THE BOTTOM ROPE, SO HE HAS NOT BEEN ELIMINATED, BUT HE IMMEDIATELY COLLAPSES TO HIS KNEES! BLOOD IS POURING FROM BOTH OF HIS ARMS NOW AND HE JUST RIPPED THE NAIL RIGHT OUT OF HIS SKIN!!!! SLDKFJSLDKFJSDKFJS SDLKFJS LDKJ SLKFJ SLDKJ!!!

Gavin Kirkland: I think I’m going to be sick.

Persephone: IT LOOKS LIKE THERE’S TISSUE HANGING FROM IT 😍😍

Stew-O: IMPACT HAS PULLED THE SECOND NAIL OUT AND HE’S BACK TO HIS FEET RIGHT AS DRAKE COMES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: IMPACT SIDE-STEPS! DRAKE HAS CRASHED TO THE GROUND! MYLES AND MINERVA ARE OUT OF THE RING NOW AND WITH NO OTHER CHOICE, IMPACT HAS TO THROW HIMSELF BACK IN! IMPACT IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE LADDER!!!

Impact: (off mic) LET’S FUCKING GO!

Stew-O: IMPACT IS SCREAMING AT NEW EDEN TO GET BACK INTO THE RING, AND WHAT CHOICE DO THEY HAVE??? ALL THREE MEMBERS HEAD TO OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE RING, BUT IT MEANS NOTHING TO IMPACT! HE SLAMS THE LADDER INTO MYLES, KNOCKING HIM BACK TO THE GROUND! MINERVA IS NEXT TO GET HIT WITH THE LADDER, AND SHE’S UNABLE TO GET BACK IN THE RING SUCCESSFULLY! IMPACT STARES AT DRAKE AND THROWS THE LADDER DOWN, TELLING HIM TO COME ON!!!

Persephone: DRAKE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND IS GREETED WITH SEVERAL KICKS TO THE BACK! IMPACT IS DOWN AND HAMMERING AWAY ON DRAKE! DESPITE THE ABSOLUTE BEATING IMPACT HAS SUFFERED HERE AT THE HANDS OF NEW EDEN, HE IS STILL ABLE TO BEAT THE TAR OUT OF DRAKE, WHO BEGAN THIS MATCH FROM THE NUMBER ONE POSITION!

Gavin Kirkland: YEAH BUT THERE’S MYLES AND MINERVA FROM BEHIND! THE NUMBERS GAME IS JUST TO MUCH FOR IM-

Stew-O: NO IT’S NOT! IMPACT JUST FOUGHT OFF BOTH MYLES AND MINERVA!!! IMPACT IS TELLING THEM TO BRING IT, AND HERE. THEY. GO! MYLES TRIES TO HIT IMPACT WITH A RUNNING LARIAT, BUT IMPACT DUCKS, RUNNING RIGHT INTO MINERVA! IMPACT BLOCKS A FOREARM SHOT FROM MINERVA, KNEES HER IN THE STOMACH, AND DRIVES HIS ELBOW INTO HER BURNED SHOULDER!

Persephone: DRAKE COMES AT IMPACT, LOOKING FOR ‘THE GUILLOTINE’, BUT IMPACT STEPS TO THE SIDE AND DRAKE CRASHES INTO THE CORNER! MYLES FROM BEHIND, LOOKING FOR A GERMAN, BUT IMPACT ELBOWS HIS WAY FREE, GRABS MYLES, AND DROPS HIM WITH A NASTY LITTLE JAWBREAKER! MINERVA REGROUPS WITH DRAKE AND THEY CHARGE FORWARD, LOOKING FOR A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE, BUT IMPACT DUCKS, RUNS THE ROPES, AND COMES BACK AT BOTH OF THEM! DRAKE AND MINERVA AVOID THE TAKE DOWN, BUT IMPACT GRABS THEM BOTH, SLAMS THEIR HEADS TOGETHER, WRAPS THEM UP, AND SPIKES THEM BOTH WITH A DOUBLE DDT!!!!

Stew-O: IMPACT IS THE ONLY ONE PERSON STANDING IN THE RING RIGHT NOW :blessed:!

Gavin Kirkland: THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY SEEING THE LEGENDARY IMPACT TAKE OUT ALL THREE MEMBERS OF NEW EDEN! HE HAS SOMEHOW MANAGED TO OVERCOME THE ODDS!!!!

Persephone: IMPACT GRABS DRAKE BY THE HAIR AND HE DRAGS HIM TO THE ROPES! HE’S GOING TO ELIMINATE ‘THE MESSIAH’ NOW!!!!

Stew-O: DRAKE IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK, BUT IMPACT WITH HAMMER-FISTED SHOTS TO THE SKULL! HE’S PUT A TEMPORARY STOP TO DRAKE’S FIGHT AND HE’S ABOUT TO DUMP HIM RIGHT OVER THE ROPES!

Persephone: LOW BLOW! MINERVA WITH THE LOW BLOW! MYLES FOLLOWS UP WITH A BACKSTABBER, AND MINERVA PULLS DRAKE BACK INTO THE RING!

Drake King: (off mic) End him. I want him gone for good.

Gavin Kirkland: :lupe: Ummm, what does that mean?

Stew-O: …

Persephone: Death, I hope.

(Myles and Minerva go for the ladder, and they set it up in the middle of the ring. Drake drags Impact up by the hair, and Minerva quickly scales the ladder, turns around, and motions for them to hand her Impact. Myles climbs up the ladder behind Minerva, and with some help from Drake, drags Impact up and places him in Minerva’s clutches. Myles carefully moves around the ladder, so that he is now standing on the opposite side to spot Minerva if needed. Drake is standing down below, so he can quickly sprint up the ladder if need be.)

Gavin Kirkland: Well…

Stew-O: …

Persephone: Minerva is perched at the very top of the ladder and it looks like New Eden are about to end Impact’s career with a TPK off the top of the ladder! She has Impact in position for that tombstone piledriver finisher of hers and an eerie silence has come across this crowd. Minerva is smiling!!!!

Stew-O: IMPACT! IMPACT! IMPACT LIFTS MINERVA UP AND THROWS HER RIGHT OFF THE LADDER!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: BUT SHE PRACTICALLY LANDED IN DRAKE’S ARMS AND MYLES HAS ALREADY STARTED HAMMERING AWAY ON IMPACT! IMPACT IS FIRING BACK, AND THE TWO ARE FIGHTING AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER! IMPACT WITH A RIGHT! MYLES FOLLOWS UP! IMPACT AGAIN! NOW MYLES! IMPACT! MYLES! IMPACT! MYLES! IMPACT! IMPACT! IMPACT! IMPACT! IMPACT WITH A MASSIVE HEADBUTT THAT SENDS MYLES SLIDING DOWN THE LADDER, BUT MINERVA IS BACK UP! SHE SLIPS UNDER IMPACT AND TRIES TO LIFT HIM UP, BUT HER SHOULDER! SHE BUCKLES! SHE CAN’T DO IT! SHE SLIPS, BUT SO DOES IMPACT! DRAKE IS TAKEN OUT AS IMPACT FALLS FROM THE LADDER, AND MINERVA MANAGES TO HANG ON!

Stew-O: MYLES AND MINERVA BOTH MEET BACK UP AT THE TOP OF LADDER BUT LOOK! IMPACT! IMPACT HAS THE LADDER!!! HE TILTS IT OVER! MINERVA LOSES HER FOOTING! SHE IS ABOUT TO FALL OFF THAT 20-FOOT LADDER AND OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!

(Seeing Minerva about to slip, Myles throws himself over the top of the ladder. He has managed to secure himself and Drake has taken Impact down from behind. Myles hand brushes Minerva’s as she falls. Myles clutches her fingers, and he desperately tries to get a grip around her wrist. Myles does grab his girlfriend’s hand, but it’s the arm attached to the badly burned, branded shoulder. Minerva dangles in the air, as Myles tries to keep his balance and pull her back up. The pain is excruciating, and neither of them can keep Minerva from slipping, even though they’re desperate too.)

Myles: (off mic) Just hold on.

Minerva: (off mic) No one *BUT* New Eden, my love.

(Minerva surrenders to the pain and with her weight gone, the ladder tilts back, and Myles hits the mat back inside the ring, while Minerva hits the ground on the outside of the ring, slamming her head into the ground and busting the back of it open.)

Bella Braxton: MINERVA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Gavin Kirkland: (sniffling) Well damn…

Persephone: Are you fucking crying??

Gavin Kirkland: I LOVE LOVE OKAY???

Persephone: Pussy.

Stew-O: I… wow.

(Silence has fallen across Globe Life Field as officials and medical staff rush to Minerva. Meanwhile, back inside the ring, Impact has just hit Drake with ‘Evisceration’.)

Persephone: So anyways, since my two colleagues are stunned stupid right now, Drake King is down and out. Myles is favoring his right leg, having landed on it after tumbling from the ladder. Impact is still fat and bloody, but has somehow summoned his inner Superman, not that he could ever be as flawless as Chris Pine.

Gavin Kirkland: So you do find other men attractive not named Rex?

Persephone: You still don’t have a chance.

Stew-O: I can’t believe Impact is still alive in this match. This is a true testament to how much punishment he is willing to take to get exactly what he wants. New Eden left him for dead, and he has somehow managed to fight back. I don’t even know what else can happen in this match, to be honest.

Persephone: Well, someone not named Rex is going to win, which sucks.

Gavin Kirkland: Well with Drake down and out, Impact has now turned his attention to Myles. He’s stomping on the right leg, which Myles is clearly favoring now, and this is going to be the only way Impact has a chance at surviving this. He has to either injure or get rid of at least one more member of New Eden to get the numbers game off the table.

Stew-O: That’s easier said than done, but I believe in Impact. He’s seen it all and done it all in his storied career.

Persephone: It seems like Impact is going for the injury option because he just wrapped Myles up in the ‘Walls of Impact’. That variation of the Lion Tamer is cinched in pretty good, and he’s right in the center of the ring.

Gavin Kirkland: Ring positioning doesn’t mean a whole lot anyway, unless you’re teetering on the top rope. There’s no breaks or anything like that, so Myles just has to find a way to survive this.

Stew-O: The former National Elite Champion is clearly suffering, though. He’s trying to find his way to the ropes, but Impact has placed his knee firmly across Myles’ neck. He is going to break Myles’ leg at this rate, and quite frankly, that might be his best option.

Persephone: SUPERKICK!!!

Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE JUST SAVED MYLES WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL!!!!

Stew-O: Myles drags himself out of harm’s way, and into the corner, and Drake quickly picks up Impact! He attempts to throw Impact over the top rope, but Impact hangs on! Drake immediately kicks Impact’s hand, and Impact loses his grip! He manages to keep himself on the apron of the ring, and Drake tries to use his foot to finish off Impact, but Impact refuses to go!

Persephone: IMPACT TAKES HIS HANDS OFF THE ROPES, LEAVING HIMSELF VULNERABLE ON THE APRON, BUT THAT ALLOWS HIM TO CATCH DRAKE’S FOOT! IMPACT HAS DRAKE’S FOOT! IMPACT CAREFULLY REACHES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND HE SNAPS DRAKE’S ANKLE ACROSS IT!

Gavin Kirkland: WOW! DRAKE FALLS BACK, GRIPPING AT HIS ANKLE, AND IMPACT IS ABLE TO SLIDE BACK INTO THE RING! JUST WHEN YOU THINK IMPACT IS DONE, HE CONTINUES TO FIND CLEVER WAYS TO FIGHT BACK! IMPACT STOMPS ON DRAKE’S ANKLE AND QUICKLY TIES IT UP IN THE ROPES! HE RUSHES OVER TO MYLES AND QUICKLY TIES HIM UP IN THE ROPES! BOTH MEMBERS OF NEW EDEN HAVE BEEN NEUTRALIZED!!!!

Stew-O: IMPACT DOESN’T STOP TO GLOAT! HE GOES RIGHT TO WORK, ASSAULTING MYLES! MYLES IS DEFENSELESS AND IMPACT TARGETS HIS KICKS ON THAT RIGHT LEG! MYLES BARELY HAS ANY ENERGY LEFT AT THIS POINT AND HE IS A SITTING DUCK! IMPACT SWITCHES TO STOMPS TO THE CHEST, AND FINALLY NAILS MYLES WITH A KICK TO THE FACE!

Persephone: DRAKE IS STRUGGLING TO SIT UP, AND FREE HIS ANKLE, AND IMPACT SEES THIS! HE QUICKLY RUSHES OVER TO THE REIGNING ELITIST OF THE YEAR, AND BEGINS TO STOMP AWAY ON HIM NOW! IMPACT CRUSHES BOTH OF DRAKE’S HANDS BENEATH HIS BOOT, MAKING SURE DRAKE WOULDN’T TRY AND FREE HIS ANKLE AGAIN, AND NOW IMPACT BEGINS TO SYSTEMATICALLY PICK APART THAT LIMB NOW! HE KICKS THE ANKLE OVER AND OVER AGAIN, RENDERING IT USELESS, AND DRAKE CAN DO NOTHING BUT TAKE THE ABUSE LIKE THE BITCH HE REALLY IS!

Gavin Kirkland: IMPACT FINALLY TAKES A STEP BACK TO SURVEY THE DAMAGE DONE! MYLES IS BARELY MOVING, AND DRAKE HAS HIS EYES CLOSED! I THINK ‘THE MESSIAH’ IS OUT OF IT, GUYS! IMPACT TAKES A WILD LOOK AROUND THE RING AND HIS EYES SETTLE ON THAT NAIL GUN THAT MINERVA USED TO TORTURE HIM WITH EARLIER IN THE MATCH.

Stew-O: That’s a nasty looking sneer that just crossed Impact’s battered face and he wastes no time grabbing that weapon. He makes his way directly over to Drake King, and kicks him in the face, forcing Drake’s eyes to open.

(Impact takes great delight in showing Drake the nail gun, and immediately a rush of adrenaline kicks in for Drake.)

Persephone: DRAKE HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO FIGHT FOR HIS LIFE RIGHT NOW BUT I DON’T EVEN THINK IT MATTERS! THAT SICK FUCK IMPACT JUST PLANTED HIS BOOT SQUARELY IN DRAKE’S CHEST! THAT STOPS DRAKE FROM KICKING AND THRASHING, AND IMPACT LEANS DOWN, WRAPPING HIS FREE HAND AROUND DRAKE’S THROAT! HE IS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF DRAKE RIGHT NOW! DRAKE HAS HIS HANDS WRAPPED AROUND IMPACT’S ARM! IMPACT AIMS THE NAIL GUN AND HE SHOOTS A NAIL RIGHT THROUGH DRAKE’S UPPER EAR!

Stew-O: Drake’s eyes just went wide and his entire body stills :lupe: Impact lets go of his foe’s throat, and moves back, looking down at the man he just nailed to the mat.

Gavin Kirkland: I have no words, not a single one. I watched Reckless Wiring, and I thought that ending was bad.

Persephone: Hmmmm. I like this. I like this a lot. There is no way Drake can even move unless he rips off a part of his own ear. :drakelike:

Stew-O: Myles just watched all of that unfold, absolutely powerless. He knows that he’s next and there’s nothing he can do. Impact is basically taunting the Australian now, twirling the nail gun in his hand. Myles remains stoic. Whatever emotion he is feeling right now, he refuses to show it. All he can do is wait for Impact to make his move.

Persephone: AND THERE GOES IMPACT! IMPACT WITH A BASEMENT STYLE DROPKICK RIGHT TO MYLES’ KISSER! MYLES’ HEAD SNAPS AGAINST THE ROPES AND IMPACT IS UP, TARGETING THE RIGHT LEG AGAIN! HE KICKS MYLES OVER AND OVER AGAIN, RAISES THE NAIL GUN IN THE AIR AND SLAMS IT DOWN ACROSS MYLES’ HIP! IMPACT AIMS THE NAIL GUN AND HE SHOOTS UP MYLES! I DON’T KNOW HOW MANY NAILS HE JUST SHOT INTO MYLES’ RIGHT HIP, BUT RIGHT NOW MYLES IS CRYING LIKE A WOUNDED ANIMAL! IMPACT KICKS MYLES ONE FINAL TIME IN THE FACE AND TOSSES THE NAIL GUN DOWN!

(Exhausted, Impact falls back against the ropes, and takes a moment to collect himself. For the first time in a year, EAW is in front of a capacity crowd, but their silence is deafening. Time and time again, the men and women of EAW defy death, and somehow prove to be superhuman, but this has been on a different level. The ring is stained in blood and there’s carnage everywhere. Drake King and Myles are incapicitated, and New Eden looks to be done.)

Stew-O: Impact has got to get them both out of the ring now. He heads to Myles first and begins to untangle him from the ropes. I know Impact is spent, and I know he has been through Hell in this match, but the finish line is well within sight.

Gavin Kirkland: Impact’s got Myles out of the ropes and he drags him up. Look at all the blood that is dripping down Myles’ leg and pooling on the ground :lupe:. It wouldn’t shock me if Impact did permanent damage to Myles’ hip.

Persephone: Myles’ eyes flutter open as Impact forces him back against the ropes. How the hell Myles, a one-name freak of a fucking person, has the wherewithall to hook his leg at this moment in time is beyond me.

Stew-O: It’s that bad leg though, and Impact is hammering away at it! Myles’ leg buckles underneath the attack and Impact finally gets him up!

(All of a sudden, the crowd starts to freak the fuck out. A bloodied, limping, and clearly injured Minerva has come rushing from the back with a flaming chair in her hands!)

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD! MINERVA JUST CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND CRACKED IMPACT ACROSS THE HEAD WITH THAT FLAMING CHAIR!

Stew-O: I THINK THAT WAS ALL THE ENERGY THE FORMER UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION HAD LEFT IN HER BODY! WHEN SHE FELL FROM THAT 20-FOOT LADDER, SHE CRACKED THE BACK OF HER HEAD OPEN! HER HAIR IS MATTED WITH THE BLOOD FROM THAT FALL AND SHE JUST COLLAPSED HERE AT RINGSIDE, BUT NOT BEFORE SHE SAVED HER MAN FROM GETTING THROWN OUT OF THE RING! IMPACT IS OUT COLD AND MYLES, HOLDING HIS LEG, DRAGS HIMSELF OVER TO DRAKE!

Persephone: Oh man… this is about to get real fucking interesting.

Gavin Kirkland: Drake is conscious but he has not moved a muscle since having his ear nailed to the mat. Myles fumbles with the ropes and frees Drake’s ankle, but what the fuck can they do now???

(Myles is down by Drake’s side, clearly unsure of what to do to free his stablemate.)

Drake King: (off mic) Pull it out.

Myles: (off mic) :lupe: But Dr-

Drake King: (off mic) It’s fine.

Stew-O: Myles shuts his eyes and grabs the nail, pulling at it with all his might! It doesn’t want to budge, leaving Drake trapped to the mat. Jesus Christ, maybe we should put a stop to this… :lupe: In all my years of working for this company, I have never seen a Grand Rampage go down like this one.

Persephone: I mean, I kinda think this is great. If Drake wanted to be free so bad, he would just rip his ear open. All Impact did was basically give him a really big cartilage piercing.

Gavin Kirkland: :mjlol:

Stew-O: Impact has started to stir. I have no fucking clue how. He really just took a flaming chair to the skull, on top of all the other abuse he’s been dealt tonight. Myles sees Impact and becomes more desperate to free Drake!

Myles: (off mic) Dude…

(Drake closes his eyes. With no other choice, he gathers all of his strength and pulls, splitting a portion of his ear open. Several people in the crowd have to turn away, and Gavin Kirkland himself begins to wretch.)

Persephone: Oh brother, you guys are weak. We’re not about to act like a little plastic surgery won’t fix that up and Drake won’t be perfectly fine in a couple of weeks. :pacspit:

Stew-O: HERE COMES IMPACT! DRAKE SHOVES MYLES OUT OF THE WAY AND EATS A DROPKICK TO THE FACE! IMPACT MOUNTS DRAKE AND BEGINS TO PUNCH HIM IN THE EAR! MYLES SLAMS INTO IMPACT! THEY’RE ROLLING AROUND ON THE MAT NOW! I DON’T KNOW HOW ANY OF THESE MEN HAVE ANYTHING LEFT, BUT IMPACT SOMEHOW GETS ON TOP OF MYLES, AND HE BEGINS TO PUNCH MYLES’ HIP! DRAKE, HOLDING HIS EAR, USES THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF UP AND HE DIVES AT IMPACT! IMPACT ROLLS OFF MYLES, AND BEGINS TO THROWING HANDS AT DRAKE! DRAKE FIGHTS BACK AS BEST HE CAN, AND THEY BEGIN TO BRAWL ALL OVER THE RING! THEY ROLL INTO THE CORNER, AND IT’S IMPACT WHO IS ABLE TO MAKE IT TO HIS FEET! HE PINS DRAKE AGAINST THE CORNER, USING HIS FOOT ON THAT DAMAGED EAR TO HOLD DRAKE IN PLACE!

Gavin Kirkland: MYLES COMES INTO THE MIX, BUT IMPACT CHECKS BEHIND HIM AND MYLES EATS AN ELBOW TO THE FACE! MYLES TRIES AGAIN, BUT HE IS MET WITH ANOTHER ELBOW! HIS HIP BUCKLES ONCE AGAIN AND IMPACT LETS GO OF DRAKE JUST LONG ENOUGH TO RUSH TOWARDS MYLES, GRAB HIM BY THE HAIR, AND PLANT HIM WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG!

Persephone: DRAKE HAS PULLED HIMSELF UP BUT IMPACT WITH A BURST OF SPEED! RUNNING CORNER CLOTHESLINE!!!! IMPACT GRABS DRAKE BY THE HAIR, SPINS THEM BOTH AROUND, AND HE TOSSES DRAKE OUT OF THE RING!!!!!

Stew-O: NO! DRAKE SOMEHOW GRABS THE ROPES! ONE FOOT BRUSHES THE FLOOR BUT DRAKE SWINGS HIS OTHER LEG UP ON THE APRON! IMPACT HAS GRABBED MYLES, BUT AS HE TURNS AROUND, HE SEES DRAKE SLIDE HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING!!!!

(Needless to say, Impact drops Myles. Drake uses the ropes to pull himself up and Impact starts walking towards him.)

Gavin Kirkland: :lupe:

Stew-O: :lupe:

Persephone: 💅

Stew-O: It’s all on the line right now. Drake King and Myles are both injured. Impact is the freshest competitor in the ring but he’s taken so much abuse. I don’t know how this is going to end, but I’m just going to sit back and watch it all unfold.

Gavin Kirkland: WELL IT’S DRAKE WHO FIRES THE FIRST SHOT! HE KICKS IMPACT IN THE GUT AND HITS HIM WITH A CLUBBING BLOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! IMPACT IS DROPPED TO HIS KNEES BUT HE’S COME TO FAR TO GIVE UP NOW! DRAKE IS FORCED TO EAT SEVERAL FOREARMS TO THE MID-SECTION, AND THAT ALLOWS IMPACT TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! HE FIRES RIGHT HAND AFTER RIGHT HAND TO DRAKE, AND DRAKE MATCHES EVERY PUNCH! IT’S A SHOT TO THE DAMAGE EAR THAT FINALLY SUBDUES DRAKE, AND GIVES IMPACT THE OPENING HE WANTS!!!!

Persephone: IMPACT GRIPS THE EAR AND HE TWISTS IT, FORCING DRAKE DOWN TO HIS KNEES! IMPACT MAINTAINS CONTROL OF DRAKE’S EAR AND BEGINS TO HEADBUTT HIM OVER AND OVER AGAIN! IMPACT IS ATTEMPTING TO RENDER DRAKE UNCONSCIOUS, BUT HE STUMBLES BACK HIMSELF! DRAKE TRIES TO STAND, BUT HE IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS RIGHT NOW, AND IMPACT GOES FOR THE THROAT! HE GRABS DRAKE BY HIS THROAT AND FORCES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Stew-O: ALL THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT IN FRONT OF MINERVA! SHE HAS BEEN SITTING AT THE VERY EDGE OF THE RAMP FOR SEVERAL MINUTES NOW, ATTEMPTING TO GET SOME OF HER ENERGY BACK! SHE WAS THE FIRST MEMBER OF NEW EDEN ELIMINATED, BUT SHE SAVED MYLES FROM SUFFERING THE SAME FATE! THE LOOK ON HER FACE SAYS IT ALL! SHE SO BADLY WANTS TO HELP DRAKE, BUT SHE CAN’T DO IT. SHE’S BEEN BRANDED. SHE’S DEFINITELY CONCUSSED. SHE FOUGHT HARD IN THIS MATCH AND FOR NEW EDEN, BUT SHE HAS NOTHING LEFT IN HER TANK!!!!

Minerva: (off mic and barely a whisper) Get up, Myles, get up…

Gavin Kirkland: DRAKE KING IS ON THE BRINK OF ELIMINATION! IMPACT NEARLY HAS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!

(From his spot in the ring, Myles eyes clash with Minerva’s. The two of them are so in tune with one another, that they don’t even need to speak. She nods her head, and Myles forces himself up. He sees Impact about to deposit Drake over the top rope, and he takes a deep breath.)

Myles: (off mic) No one BUT New Eden…

Persephone: :krabs:

Gavin Kirkland: Holy shitballs…

Stew-O: TOPE CON GIRO!!! MYLES WITH THE SUICIDE DIVE, SPRINGBOARDING OFF IMPACT’S HEAD, AND FLIPPING ALL THREE MEN OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! MYLES LANDS IN A HEAP RIGHT AT MINERVA’S FEET!!!!

Bella Braxton: MYLES HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!

Gavin Kirkland: IMPACT IS SLUMPED ON THE APRON, ONE FOOT ON THE FLOOR! DRAKE’S WRIST IS TANGLED IN THE ROPE, KEEPING HIM FROM HITTING THE FLOOR! DRAKE USES WHAT’S LEFT OF HIS STRENGTH TO GET HIS FEET ON THE APRON AND IMPACT’S GOT HIS HAND ON THE ROPE, PULLING HIMSELF IN A SITTING POSITION!!!!

Stew-O: BOOK OF DRISTIANITY!!!! THE BOOK OF DRISTIANITY! DRAKE SKULL PUNTS IMPACT AND HE FALLS TO THE GROUND!!!!!

Bella Braxton: IMPACT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR 2021 GRAND RAMPAGE WINNER… DRAKE KING!!!!

(Drake free his wrist from the ropes and drops to the ground, rolling towards his New Eden teammates. Minerva, who was cradling Myles after his sacrifice, pulls Drake into her arms as well, whispering words to both of them that is not picked up by the camera. “Taking A Stand” by Henry Jackman begins to blast across the public address system and the crowd is incensed. Several have gotten up and have started to leave, and the fans at ringside start hurling their trash down at ringside.)

Stew-O: As I already said, I have never in my life witnessed a Grand Rampage quite like this. New Eden made a promise to ruin this match for the 27 other competitors who put their Pain for Pride dreams on the line for a shot at main eventing, and they did exactly that. I’m not happy. I’m downright pissed off about it. But it’s done. They did everything they said they were going to do this week, and they did it. I can’t believe it.

Persephone: Well believe it because the most annoying group of people to ever walk the face of the Earth besides Raven Roberts are never going to shut up about this shit. Gawd.

Gavin Kirkland: All I can say is that this was one hell of a match. I will never forget the things I saw in this Grand Rampage. I have to tip my hat to Drake King, Myles, and Minerva. New Eden reign supreme tonight.

(Drake has positioned himself between Myles and Minerva, and has an arm wrapped around each of them. They’re being booed, berated, and showered with soda, beer, water, and whatever else the fans can throw, but they do not care. They stuck together, stuck to their principals, and worked as a perfect tandem to destroy so many Elitists who wanted so badly to win Grand Rampage and stamp their ticket to Pain for Pride. Myles and Minerva both embrace Drake, intertwining their fingers together behind his back. They stare up at the Pain for Pride sign, knowing the statement they just made. It costs them each mentally, physically, and emotionally, but it was worth it. Drake King was going to main event Pain for Pride, leaving every hopeful Voltage main eventer out in the cold, forced to find some other way to get themselves on the card.)

(The image of New Eden looking up at the Pain for Pride sign is the final shot of the night as Grand Rampage fades to black.)

(EAW logo buzzes.)

Written by Fight Grid

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