Fight Grid
( EAW Intro plays )
( OPEN: Overhead view of the sprawling city of San Francisco, California, beginning with a view of a bustling populated downtown area. )
( The famed hills of San Francisco, the trolleys pushing passengers through Fisherman’s Wharf, locals sitting out at PIER 39, people walking in groups and in couples through Union Square. All of the beautiful events, sights, sounds and gatherings that make San Francisco, San Francisco. )
( Slowly these beautiful events that bring a vibrant city so much culture, and so much life, begin to disappear. )
( The ferris wheel at the PIER 39 carnival stops turning. The stores, one after another, shutter their windows. The doors to Golden Gate Park are now barred. The people begin to vanish from the city. An eerie sight is shown of unmanned Trolleys pushing through the empty streets. )
( The busy roadways and jammed up traffic along the city outskirts and interstate roadways start to clear. Vehicles appear to vanish out of thin air – until all of San Francisco is a ghost town. )
Narrator: We are living in times of uncertainty.
( A billboard is shown: “Stay safe. Stay home.” )
Narrator: But for some.
( Another billboard reads: “The road begins HERE.” )
Narrator: These are times of opportunity.
( Arrive at a desolate Golden Gate Bridge, with unmanned vehicles sitting along the 1.7 mile long structure. The bridge is much more narrow, with clear structural damage. At the opposite end of the bridge is a large, solid gold wall for a “gate” showing the Pain for Pride 13 symbol on its doors. )
Narrator: Who will rise to the occasion?
( A set of footsteps can be heard, signifying the protagonist to claim their opportunity…. this protagonist is none other than…. )
( The Ring Master. )
Narrator: This is not the time to live in fear.
( Ring Master begins his trek across the Golden Gate Bridge, carrying the baton, and is caught off guard by Terry Chambers who attempts to throw him off the Golden Gate Bridge. )
Narrator: This is the time to strike fear.
( Ring Master counters Terry’s attempt, and flings Terry from the bridge to “eliminate” him. )
Narrator: Strike swiftly. Strike hard.
( Ring Master continues his journey, until he’s caught with backhand attacks courtesy of Diamond Cage. )
Narrator: The only “invisible enemy” is the doubt within your head.
( Diamond Cage floors Ring Master with the “Murder Death Kill”, then flings him from the Golden Gate Bridge. )
Narrator: The voice that tells you “no.”
( Diamond Cage takes the baton and walks further along the bridge. )
Narrator: That questions your potential.
( Diamond Cage is confronted by Bronson Daniels who attempts to wrestle the baton out of his hands. )
Narrator: That questions your heart.
( Cage headbutts Bronson Daniels, kicks him in the stomach and hits him with the baton to send him flying off of the Golden Gate Bridge. )
Narrator: In the land of opportunity, all others who inhabit this land are opportunists.
( Cage goes down from a low blow from behind. )
Narrator: Conduct yourself accordingly.
( Courtesy of Charlie Marr. )
Narrator: Remain vigilant.
( Charlie Marr takes the baton and continues along the bridge until he’s tackled into a nearby car, by Korey Gaines. )
Narrator: You may have to use every resource available.
( The two exchange strikes, but Charlie Marr catches him off guard by spiking him in the eye with the baton, and he tosses Korey off of the bridge. )
Narrator: Because in the heat of the gold rush, every resource possible may be used against you.
( Charlie Marr continues walking, but he is rammed in the groin by a pet goat! )
( Ahren Fournier sneaks up on Charlie and flings him from the Golden Gate Bridge. )
Narrator: Our men and women will stop at nothing.
( Ahren Fournier takes the baton and jogs as quickly as he can. His pet goat follows him closely. He is chased by multiple other Elitists participating in the Grand Rampage. )
Narrator: We will take every possible risk, at every cost, to obtain our dream.
( Ahren jumps behind a minivan to hide. )
( The other Elitists corner him, surrounding the car, only to find that nobody’s behind it. )
Elitist 1: Where the hell did he go?!
( THE CAR EXPLODES! The Elitists die. We finally see Ahren operating a tank, laughing maniacally with Jennipurr by his side. )
Narrator: You may think you’re safe.
( He bulldozes over the cars, and is past the halfway point of the Golden Gate Bridge. )
Narrator: You may think you’re unstoppable. But if you get too cocky…
( Someone manages to jump onto the tank and catches Ahren Fournier from behind to throw him from the tank, and off of the bridge…. )
( SOSA Henderson! )
Narrator: Your pride will catch up to you. Fast.
( SOSA Henderson continues down the long and arduous journey. He is surrounded by Ryan Wilson, Shaker Jones, and Shane Gates. )
Narrator: You will find out who you truly are when your back’s against the wall.
( SOSA catches Wilson with a kick, busts Shaker over the jaw with a baton, and throws Shaker into Wilson to send them both off the bridge. Shane Gates jumps onto SOSA’s back for a sleeper hold struggle…. they both teeter dangerously close to the edge… )
Narrator: When pushed to the brink your potential shines through.
( SOSA manages to rip Shane Gates off of him and off of the bridge. SOSA continues his journey. )
Narrator: But is “greatness” something you catch in a bottle like lightning? Or is it a consistent part of your being?
( SOSA is confronted by Rex McAllister, they exchange blows, SOSA delivers headbutts, but Rex catches him off guard with a European uppercut. Rex catches SOSA with a running single legged dropkick, to send him flying from the bridge.
Narrator: Do you have the gumption? Do you have the fortitude to keep going when your power of will is put to the test?
( Rex McAllister is 3/4ths of the way along the Golden Gate Bridge. He is tackled to the floor by Shawn Sturgis. The two wrestle over the baton. )
Narrator: What will you do when somebody hungrier than you are challenges you for what is yours?
( Sturgis has leverage over Rex, attempting to rip the baton out of his hands. Rex uses his legs to kick Sturgis off, and send him flying off of the Golden Gate Bridge. )
Narrator: What have you done to prepare? How well will you bode when confronted with the unexpected?
( Rex McAllister is approaching the finish line. )
Car Horn: “♬La cucaracha La cucaracha ♬
( Rex McAllister is mowed down by TLA’s low rider! )
( The impact of the collision sends Rex flying from the bridge, and sends the baton flying out of his hands, and into the lap of one of TLA’s poons sitting in the backseat. )
Narrator: When everything appears to be smooth sailing.
( TLA laughs, cruising on his lowrider listening to “Gin and Juice” and coasting to the finish line. )
Narrator: When all of your efforts appear to be paying off.
( Somebody jumps into the passenger seat of TLA’S low rider. )
Narrator: Expect the unexpected.
TLA: :dahell: Fuck you doing here homie?
( Sitting in the passenger seat is a smiling Andre Walker. )
( Andre bashes TLA’s head into the steering wheel. The two get in a huge brawl, ending with Andre tossing TLA into his own low rider and sending him off the bridge with a “Blinding Lights” bicycle knee strike. )
Narrator: The land of opportunity is not defined by its abundance. It is defined by the chaos.
( Andre Walker snatches the baton from one of TLA’s poons, and he walks casually to the golden gate at the end of the finish line. )
Narrator: And in times of chaos. Even the end is only just the beginning.
( Andre Walker reaches out his hand to turn the handle of the enormous gates. His head is bashed in to the gates from behind by Kasey Kaos. She flings him from the bridge. )
( Kasey Kaos stands before the golden gates with the baton in her hands. The gates open for her, and a blinding light emerges from the opening. )
( End scene. )
( “Tokyo Drifting” by Denzel Curry & Glass Animals )
Narrator: AND NOW.
( The Grand Rampage graphics pack appears on the screen. )
Narrator: AGAINST ALL ODDS, EAW PROUDLY PRESENTS… RAMPAGE AT THE BAY!!!!!!
( Live feed opens up at Oracle Park, where “Tokyo Drifting” continues to blast over the stadium speakers. )
( Pyro launches from the stage creating a dazzling display. While the stadium is completely empty, a “Golden Gate” themed set has been crafted for this event. The stage is made entire of LED beginning at the dugout, and the elevated ramp to the ring is modeled after the “Golden Gate Bridge”. )
Stew-O: In times of uncertainty, against every obstacle, we bring to you for the thirteenth time, EAW GRAND RAMPAGE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: We are living in interesting times Stew! But if you’re an EAW Elitist or a fan then these are exciting times!
Flannery McCoy: The Grand Rampage is historically one of the most celebrated moments of any EAW season, and for good reason! This event brings the absolute best out of the EAW Elitists and I have a feeling we are going to see that in spades tonight.
Stew-O: We want to thank all of you watching at home for letting us into your lives and allowing us to be your distraction. Thanks to your level of social media interaction this week, we can officially say that tonight is the most anticipated GR in the HISTORY of EAW! This doesn’t happen without every last one of you.
Flannery McCoy: The show won’t be the same without you people here, but our Elitists are going to give you as much if not more of their heart and soul than ever before!
(The first match graphic of the night appears on the screen.)
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(The camera cuts to Stephie Love, who is standing in the middle of the ring.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IT’S FOR THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!
(“Still Waiting” by Sum 41 begins to play throughout the stadium.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 251 POUNDS… SIERRA AND SARAH SUPERGIRLS!!!
(Sierra and Sarah rush the stage, all smiles and full of energy. There’s no doubt that both women are ready for this match and are excited over the possibility of becoming the Unified Tag Team Champions.)
Jake Mercer: This is a hell of a match to kick off Grand Rampage. Sarah Price and Sierra Bradford have absolutely made their intentions clear for tonight. It doesn’t matter who is on the opposite side of the ring from them. They are coming into this match and are planning to win it, and no one is going to stop them.
Flannery McCoy: But is that confidence, or is it bravado? Even with the impressive victories SASS have earned as of late, they haven’t been without a little bit of controversy.
Stew-O: Flannery is right. Last week on Dynasty and Voltage respectively, SASS had the chance to send a message to Drizzy and Vizzy in singles action, but both came up short against their more experienced opponents.
Flannery McCoy: Right, but tag team action is different and there are plenty of unknown variables tonight. Drake King has made his feelings clear about this match and how much he hates this situation. He doesn’t even know his relationship status at the moment. There is going to be emotion in this match, and what I think it’s going to boil down to is which team can manage that better.
(SASS have gotten into the ring and are doing their secret handshake with one another. Both are hyped up and ready to go, and the smiles never waver from their faces as their music fades out.)
(“Immigrant Song” by Led Zeppelin kicks up.)
Stephie Love: AND THEIR OPPONENTS… AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 480 POUNDS… THEY ARE THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… DRIZZY AND VIZZY!!!
(There is no pomp and circumstances tonight because quite frankly, Drake is just not in the mood. Both of the champions walk out, but the expressions on their faces are vastly different. The King of Elite is all smiles and he even lowers his sunglasses to wink at the girls inside the ring. Drake, on the other hand, has a sour look on his face and is clearly still pissed off about this entire situation.)
Stew-O: I think the look on the face of Drake King tells the entire story of this match, guys. This is a situation that was started by Viz and accepted by SASS. I know our double champion is walking to the ring tonight with a lot on his mind. This is the first of Drake’s TWO championship defenses tonight.
Jake Mercer: Sometimes in life, unfavorable situations come up, but honestly, I’m worried about Drake’s mental health. A man can only take so much, and he’s a ticking time bomb as it is. I have no doubt that this match will be ugly. It will be and we can’t sugarcoat that.
Flannery McCoy: As much as I hate you, I completely agree with you on this. We have seen couples square off against one another several times in EAW and it just never seems to go well.
(Drizzy and Vizzy slide into the ring and Drake immediately passes over his championship. Viz takes a moment to pose with his, despite there being no one in the crowd to take his picture. Drake can’t help but roll his eyes, not really wanting this to get drawn out any longer than necessary. The sooner it started, the sooner it could end, and he could move on with his life.)
(Viz finally hands over his title and the referee shows the belts to SASS. They decide it will be Sierra who starts the match and that prompts Drake to march right over to the corner and get on the apron. Viz can’t help but laugh.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(Sierra goes to lock up with Viz, but the King of Elite holds his hand up. He turns to Drake and gives him the sweetest smile.
Vizzy: You sure you don’t wanna start the match and put your bitch in her place?
(Drake looks across the ring and scowls as Sierra blows him a sarcastic kiss.)
Vizzy (Off Mic): Guess not.
Flannery McCoy: VIZ RUSHES TOWARDS SIERRA AND TURNS HER INSIDE OUT WITH AN ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATING LARIAT!
Stew-O: I don’t even think Sierra Bradford saw that coming and look at Viz! He is beaming right now, clearly pleased with what he’s done to get this match started.
Jake Mercer: Well nothing about this match is going to be pretty, that’s for sure. Sarah is looking at Viz in utter shock and she reaches down and tags herself in! Sarah Price is in the ring now as Sierra pulls herself onto the apron, trying to shake the cobwebs out from the rough start she just had. Viz is licking his lips as Sarah circles him, he seems to be taunting her a bit. Sarah is looking for an opening, trying to pick her spot, but Viz is quick to reach out and swipe at her!
Flannery McCoy: Sarah side-steps the attack and continues to be on guard. Viz continues to grin because he thinks this whole thing is a joke. He doesn’t believe that either member of SASS poses a threat to the championship reign of Drizzy and Vizzy. Sarah finally lunges at Viz, but he easily evades her, grabs her behind, and attempts to throw her down with a German! Sarah elbows her way out and Viz is forced to set her back on the ground! Sarah jabs her elbow into Viz’s stomach, and follows it up with a huge right hand to the face! She punches Viz again and unleashes a stiff looking kick right to his gut! Viz drops down to a knee and that allows Sarah to cinch in a side headlock! She tightens her grip, but Viz is back to his feet and he hoists her up with him! Sarah flails about, but Viz nails her with an atomic drop!
Stew-O: The King of Elite follows it up with a clubbing blow to the back of Sarah’s head and he sends her sprawling across the mat!
(An arrogant laugh escapes from Viz as he looks down at Sarah Price and just shakes his head.)
Jake Mercer: Viz slowly pulls Sarah up by the hair and whips her into the ropes!
Flannery McCoy: But Sarah wisely locks her arms around them and that forces Viz to charge forward! Sarah quickly kicks her feet up and nails Viz right in the kisser and she darts past him, hits the opposite set of ropes! Sarah rebounds and attempts to take Viz down with a shoulder block but Viz barely moves! Sarah tries again and once again Viz remains in a standing position! Sarah quickly goes for a third attempt but Viz snatches her by the throat and forces her into the corner! Viz slams Sarah into the corner and stomps her down into a sitting position! Viz prances around the ring and now he’s running to Sarah! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE!
(As Viz backs off, the camera catches a close-up of Sarah. A trickle of blood is falling from her nose and ‘The Guardian Angel’ looks a bit stunned at the moment.)
Stew-O: Viz is pulling Sarah out of the corner by her ankle now, and if he goes for the ‘Viz-Lock’ and is successful, then we can pretty much put this match to bed.
Flannery McCoy: I think Sarah senses that’s what’s going on and she has the presence of mind to start kicking at Viz with her free leg! Viz grabs her ankle and wishbones her! Sarah lets out a cry and Viz kicks her right between the legs! That was completely uncalled for!
Jake Mercer: The referee is admonishing Viz right now, and Sarah is reaching for her partner. Sierra is stretching out as far as she can, but Sarah is too far away to make the tag. Viz grabs Sarah by the hair and pulls her closer to Sierra, holding her up by the hair and forcing her to look at Sierra!
Sierra Bradford (Off Mic): You are such a bastard.
Vizzy (Off Mic): I haven’t even gotten started yet, you miserable cum bucket. Vizzy and Drizzy forever!!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
(The camera catches a shot of Drake, who looks frustrated over the exchange between his partner and the woman who may or may not be his girlfriend right now. There is very little he can do at the moment, which doesn’t help the situation at all.)
Stew-O: Viz is dragging Sarah away from the SASS corner and pulls her back to the center of the ring! He drops an elbow down on her stomach and mounts her, throwing a series of closed-fist punches at her face! Sarah’s nose already sustained some damage thanks to that shot to the face, but Viz is relentlessly pounding on her now and making the situation worse!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra just came rushing into the ring and she tries to put a stop to the beating! The referee has stopped Sierra and they’re arguing and that allows Viz to wrap his hands around Sarah’s neck and start choking her! Hey!
Jake Mercer: Did you know that during his time at the Tijuana State Penitentiary down in Mexico, The Visual Prophet was the leader of a small gang that took out one of the El Chapo’s capos in a sting that was actually organized by some of the prison guards? Apparently Viz jammed his thumbs into the man’s windpipe and watched as all the air left his body before shanking him in the throat just for the hell of it.
Flannery McCoy & Stew-O: :skip:!!!!
Jake Mercer: Meanwhile! Sierra is finally out of the ring and Viz is back to punching the daylights out of Sarah! Voltage’s bright light is a sitting duck at the moment and I have no idea how she is ever going to make the tag.
Stew-O: Viz has Sarah by the hair and is pulling her towards his own corner and he reaches out to Drake!
TAG!
(Drake sighs, clearly put out at the moment. He still can’t believe this match is happening but it’s real and he has no choice but to get into the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: Viz holds Sarah up for Drake and he kicks Sarah in the gut before grabbing her from his partner and spiking her head into the mat with a DDT! Drake with a quick cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Sarah gets her shoulder up!!!!
Stew-O: Drake is quick to pull Sarah up and immediately whips her into the ropes! Sarah manages to duck a clothesline, but Drake looks to take her down on the rebound. BASEBALL SLIDE! Sarah avoids another takedown and scrambles to her feet! She grabs Drake’s arm and sends him into the ropes! Sarah rushes towards Drake and nails him an uppercut! She is able to lock the World Heavyweight Champion in a side headlock and forces him into the corner! Drake fights his way free but Sarah nails him with a knee to the gut and unloads a series of shoot style kicks to Drake! Sarah with a dropkick to a standing Drake in the corner and she grabs him by the hair and bulldogs him into the mat!
Flannery McCoy: Sarah quickly sprints to the SASS corner!!!
TAG!!!
Jake Mercer: :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: Sierra Bradford is in the match now but wait a second… what the hell is SASS about to do?? :lupe:
Stew-O: Sierra has gone to the top rope and has taken a seat on the top turnbuckle! Sarah is climbing up behind her and now she’s climbing onto Sierra’s shoulders :lupe:!!!! SIERRA IS SLOWLY STANDING UP NOW, ELEVATING SARAH EVEN HIGHER IN THE AIR AND SARAH! SARAH WITH A 450 SPLASH OFF SIERRA’S SHOULDERS! SHE LANDS RIGHT ON DRAKE KING AND LOOK! SIERRA IS PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE NOW! SHE WAITS FOR SARAH TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AND THERE SHE GOES! ANOTHER 450 SPLASH CONNECTS ON DRAKE KING AND SIERRA GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: VIZ COMES FLYING IN TO MAKE THE SAVE BUT SIERRA MOVES AND VIZ DROPS AN ELBOW RIGHT ACROSS DRAKE’S CHEST! VIZ IS BACK UP BUT THERE’S SARAH! SARAH WITH ‘ENCHANTMENT BREAKER’ TO VIZ! THE BUKKAKE KNEE TAKES DOWN THE KING OF ELITE AND SARAH THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF DRAKE AND IS UNLEASHING A WEEK’S WORTH OF EMOTION RIGHT NOW! SHE IS BEATING THE TAR OUT OF THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND THROWING EVERYTHING SHE HAS BEHIND THOSE SHOTS TO THE FACE! SIERRA PULLS DRAKE UP AND SLAMS HER FIST RIGHT INTO HIS EYE! NO DOUBT DRAKE IS GUNNA HAVE A BLACK EYE BECAUSE OF THAT! SIERRA GRABS DRAKE AND PLANTS HIM WITH A SNAP SUPLEX, AND DRAGS HIM TO THE CORNER!
Jake Mercer: You guys ever seen a man get dumped during a promotional video and then get his ass beat by his ex during the match? That’s happening right now. Want some popcorn?
(Jake Mercer can be heard munching on popcorn in the background.)
Stew-O: Sierra slips to the outside of the ring, grabs Drake by the legs, and pulls him into the turnbuckle post!
Jake Mercer (Mumbling): I guess there won’t be any makeup sex after this…
Flannery McCoy: Sierra takes Drake’s right leg and slams his knee into the ringpost! She does it several more times before sliding back into the ring to break up the 10-count.
Jake Mercer: You know, we have some abusive fucking females in this company. Drake King never wanted this match and I think everyone seems to be forgetting that! He was actually looking out for SASS when this whole match started to become a thing, but neither one of them showed our champion any sort of gratitude!
Flannery McCoy: Oh brother. If you really believe that Drake was thinking of SASS and their wellbeing, then you are even more delusional than I thought you to be. Drake King doesn’t give a damn about anyone other than himself, and you can’t really argue with me on that. Right now he is getting completely destroyed by one of the women he pissed off this week and it wouldn’t shock me at all to see SASS win this match.
Stew-O: Well Sierra certainly has things under control right now. She is focusing on that right knee of Drake King, and has locked him in a single leg crab. Drake is reaching for the ropes, but Sierra has positioned them firmly in the middle of the ring. This is where Drake needs to use his size and strength advantage, and I see that’s what he’s attempting to do. He is trying to power out of this and force his way to the ropes. Sierra has no choice but to let go because she doesn’t want to give Drake an inch right now and she stomps away on the knee to keep him from moving! Smart girl.
Jake Mercer: Sierra finally relents and backs up, motioning for Drake to get up.
Sierra Bradford (Off Mic): Come on Drakey, get up. You’re so much better than me, why can’t you fight back?
(Hearing the woman he loves taunt him does something to Drake. Despite the fact his right knee is throbbing and hindering him, he forces himself up and turns around to face Sierra. Their eyes clash, and right now, the only shared look between them is one of malice.)
Drake King (Off Mic): You don’t want me to fight back.
Jake Mercer: :lupe:
(Sierra closes the gap between the two of them so that they’re standing right in front of each other. She reaches out and slaps Drake across the face!)
Sierra Bradford (Off Mic): Fight me.
Flannery McCoy: :lupe:
(Drake takes a deep breath, trying his best to calm his rage and not destroy whatever might be left between them.)
Drake King (Off Mic): Sierra… I’m warning you…
Stew-O: :lupe:
(There is no fear in the blue eyes of Sierra Bradford. The only thing she’s experiencing right now is determination and the overwhelming need to prove one hell of a point to the man who spent the entire week doubting her. She slams her forearm into Drake’s face, forcing him back.)
Sierra Bradford (Off Mic): Fight me.
(Drake clenches his fists and narrows his eyes at Sierra.)
TAG!!!
Flannery McCoy: Drake just marched over to the corner and tagged in Viz!
Stew-O: Wow. I can’t even begin to imagine what’s going through the head of the World Heavyweight Champion right now.
Jake Mercer: Well I can pretty much guess what’s going through the head of The Visual Prophet right now. He wastes no time going right for Sierra, but she cuts him off with an absolutely massive chop to the chest! Viz fires back with a chop of his own, and both competitors are going to war! Viz chops Sierra as hard as he can and she nearly drops to her knees! Viz grabs her and the two lock up! Collar and elbow tie up which easily sees Viz get the upper-hand! He bullies Sierra into the corner and looks for a choke, but Sierra catches him with a knee to the stomach, followed up with a forearm shot to the face! Viz fires back with a straight right hand that rocks Sierra!
Flannery McCoy: IKE TURNER SPECIAL! THE SPINNING BACK FIST CONNECTS WITH SIERRA!
Stew-O: Viz pulls Sierra from the corner and lifts her above his head! The King of Elite is walking around the ring with Sierra in his clutches and he makes his way over to his corner! Drake King still has that look of annoyance on his face and he doesn’t even blink as Viz drops Sierra throat first across the top rope! Viz holds his hand out for Drake to make the tag, but Drake doesn’t even flinch.
Vizzy (Off Mic): Suit yourself, my sweet King :wow:
Flannery McCoy: Viz drags Sierra to the middle of the ring and wraps her up in a sleeperhold. Viz is looking to wear Sierra down and take some of the fight out of her. Sierra, to her credit, is trying to pry Viz’s arms apart. Viz maintains control of the sleeper but he gets back to his feet, bringing Sierra up with him. Sierra continues to struggle and try to fight her way free but Viz is ragdolling her now!
Jake Mercer: Viz slings Sierra into the corner and she slams into the turnbuckles!
Stew-O: Viz is down on his knees now and he is eyeing Sierra who is struggling to sit back up. The King of Elite is laying down in the ring on his stomach now, with his chin propped in his hands. He has really just seemed to enjoy this entire process, hasn’t he guys?
Flannery McCoy: Oh there’s no doubt that Viz definitely wanted this match for whatever screwed up reason. I have my guesses, but that’s neither here nor there. What’s important right now, is Sierra has gotten herself into a sitting position in the corner and is staring a hole right into The Visual Prophet.
Jake Mercer: All that’s doing is causing Viz to grin, and now both of them have gotten back to their feet.
Stew-O: SIERRA FLIES AT VIZ LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A BIG BOOT!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ SIDE-STEPS HER BUT SIERRA PUTS THE BREAKS ON BEFORE SHE RUNS INTO THE ROPES! VIZ RUNS FOR SIERRA BUT SHE DROPS DOWN AND SENDS HIM INTO THE ROPES THANKS TO A DROP TOEHOLD! VIZ IS DRAPED ACROSS THE SECOND ROPE NOW AND SIERRA BACKS UP AND RUNS FORWARD! BOOT TO THE BACK OF VIZ’S SKULL! SIERRA SLIPS TO THE APRON NOW, GRABS VIZ BY THE HAIR, AND SNAPS HIS THROAT ACROSS THE ROPE! VIZ IS CLUTCHING HIS THROAT NOW AND SIERRA QUICKLY GETS BACK INTO THE RING! SHE STOMPS ON VIZ’S FACE A FEW TIMES BEFORE GRABBING HIM BY THE HAIR AND PULLING HIM TO THE SASS CORNER!
TAG!!!
Stew-O: TAG TO SARAH PRICE!
Jake Mercer: SASS WORK IN TANDEM TO TAKE VIZ AND THROW HIM INTO THE ROPES! ‘TOTALLY PG MOVE’ BY SASS! SIERRA AND SARAH JUST CAUGHT VIZ ON THE REBOUND WITH RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE STRIKES AND SARAH IS GOING FOR THE COVER ON VIZ!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTT-
Flannery McCoy: VIZZY KICKS OUT!
Stew-O: Sarah knows she has to stay on Viz right now and she pulls him up and locks in a chinlock! She drives her knee into Viz’s back and starts wrenching back on his neck!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE JUST RAN INTO THE RING AND NAILED SARAH IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A KICK! SIERRA IS IN THE RING NOW! SIERRA CHARGES TOWARDS DRAKE BUT THE REFEREE QUICKLY GETS BETWEEN THE TWO! HE IS ORDERING SIERRA AND DRAKE TO GO BACK TO THEIR CORNERS AND HANG ON… DID DRAKE JUST SMIRK AT SIERRA?!
(The slightest hint of a smile has formed on Drake’s face as he points to his head as if to tell Sierra to think instead of acting impulsively. Sierra’s face flushes and she turns her back on Drake, storming back to her corner.)
Flannery McCoy: The trickery from Drake has allowed Viz to get back up. He’s got Sarah now and he puts her down with a T-Bone suplex!!! Sarah sits back up but Viz nails her in the side of the head with a brutal looking kick! He takes Sarah by the hair and drags her towards the corner.
TAG!!!
Stew-O: Drake is in the ring now and he is quick to pick Sarah up! He pulls her up and drops her with a suplex, but maintains control! Drake pulls Sarah back up and hands her off to Viz, WHO DROPS HER WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!!!
Jake Mercer: The champions call that the ‘Suplex Bomb’ and Drake goes for the cover on Sarah!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHH-
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA BREAKS UP THE PIN!!!
Stew-O: Viz is back in the ring and he grabs Sierra by the hair and rips her off Drake! She fends Viz off, but Viz nails her with a forearm and sends her shoulder first into the ringpost! Sierra grabs her shoulder and rolls to the outside, and Drake is in the ring alone with Sarah now. He takes Sarah and throws her towards his corner and now he is stomping away on ‘The Guardian Angel’!!! Drake is targeting the head and face, which is smart considering the damage that was done to Sarah earlier by Viz! He plants his foot right on Sarah’s throat and starts choking her and that prompts the referee to have to step in!
Referee (Off Mic): ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR… FI-
Jake Mercer: Drake releases the choke and turns to argue with the referee and that allows Viz to go back to choking Sarah! Viz is down on the apron with his hand wrapped around Sarah’s throat, and the referee doesn’t see it!
Flannery McCoy: Drake finally pushes past the referee and Viz is back up, acting like nothing happened at all, and Drake drags Sarah over to the opposite corner. He backs her up and slams his fist into her chest! No doubt that just drove all the air out of Sarah’s lungs!
Stew-O: Drake stays on the attack and runs around the ring… RUNNING CORNER CLOTHESLINE!!! Drake backs up and looks for another running clothesline BUT SARAH DROPS DOWN AND DRAKE CRASHES INTO THE CORNER! SARAH GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND AND ROLLS HIM UP!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE KICKS OUT AND IS QUICKLY BACK TO HIS FEET! SO IS SARAH! AND SARAH LEAPS IN THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK! DRAKE ROLLS TO THE ROPES AND STARTS TO PULL HIMSELF UP BUT SARAH FLIES AT HIM WITH A SUPERKI-
Jake Mercer: SHE MISSED! SARAH CRASHES INTO THE ROPES BECAUSE DRAKE MOVED! SHE FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES AND HITS THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Sarah is back up BUT THE CHAMP! THE CHAMP! TOPE CON HILO! DRAKE FLIES OVER THE ROPES AND LANDS ON SARAH! DRAKE GRABS HER AND THROWS HER INTO THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE! SARAH PRICE TAKES OUT LANDERSON, WHO IS DOING COMMENTARY FOR THIS EVENT AND NOW DRAKE IS GRABBING LANDERSON! WE ALL KNOW DRAKE KING IS ABLE TO MAKE A WEAPON OUT OF ANYTHING AND HE JUST SLAMMED LANDERSON DOWN ON TOP OF SARAH!! :damn:!!!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE GRABS SARAH AND THROWS HER AGAINST THE BARRICADES! HE PICKS UP LANDERSON AND USES HIM LIKE A BASEBALL BAT TO HIT SARAH IN THE FACE :damn:!!!! I AM SHOOK!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE JUST FUCKING TOSSED LANDERSON ASIDE AND CLOTHESLINE SARAH INTO THE EMPTY CROWD! HE SPRINTS BACK TO THE RING TO BREAK UP THE COUNT BUT NOW HE IS MAKING HIS WAY BACK OVER TO SARAH! DRAKE REACHES OVER THE RAILING TO GRAB HER BUT SARAH MANAGES TO HIT HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND! DRAKE STUMBLES BACK AND SARAH PUSHES HERSELF TO HER FEET! SHE GETS DRAKE WITH ANOTHER RIGHT HAND! AND ANOTHER! SARAH PRICE FIGHTING BACK WITH ALL HER MIGHT AND DRAKE IS BACKED UP NOW!
Stew-O: SARAH LEAPS ONTO THE RAILING AND HITS DRAKE WITH A DROPKICK!!! THE DOUBLE CHAMP IS DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Dear Gawd! Sarah has made her way over to Landerson now and she is checking on him. :noah: Why is she so nice? She should be capitalizing on the damage she just dished out to Drake King!
Sarah Price (Off Mic): I do sincerely apologize for the disgusting actions of Drake King, Mr. Landerson. I hope you’re okay.
Landerson (Off Mic): Dame, besos.
(Sarah gives Landerson a weird look before slowly backing away. Unfortunately, she backs right into Drake King…)
Jake Mercer: :lupe: Sarah just backed right into Drake and she’s slow to turn ar-
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE JUST SHOVE SARAH AND SUPERKICKS HER RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! HE QUICKLY CATCHES HER BEFORE SHE CAN FALL, WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND HER WAIST… GERMAN SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: :damn: FUCK!
Stew-O: Oh god. The back of Sarah’s head just struck the ring steps and I think she’s out cold…
(The commentators go quiet for a moment as Drake grabs the limp body of Sarah Price and throws her back into the ring. He stands over Sarah’s body and looks across the ring at Sierra, who has a horrified look on her face. Drake shakes his head. There is nothing but anger in his eyes right now.)
Drake King to Sierra Bradford (Off Mic): You two wanted this. Her blood is on your hands, ‘Erra.
(With that, Drake turns and tags in a happy Visual Prophet.)
TAG!!!
Flannery McCoy: I honestly don’t know what to say right now.
Stew-O: I’m not sure if there is anything to say. The referee is going to have to make a decision on whether or not to let this match continue or not. Sarah Price could have a concussion and she’s not really moving all that much.
(Vizzy looks down at the fallen piece of prey and shrugs his shoulders. He places his foot across Sarah’s chest and motions for the referee to make the count.)
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Sarah got her shoulder up!
Stew-O: Sarah Price is a competitor with a lot of heart, but sometimes it’s wiser to just stay down. I don’t think she’s going to be able to defend herself and from the look on Viz’s face, he’s about ready to go for the kill.
Flannery McCoy: Viz grabs Sarah and slaps a kiss right across her forehead. He steadies ‘The Superhero’ on her feet and… ‘KISS TO THE HEAD’!!! THE BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE TAKES DOWN SARAH! VIZ GRINS AND DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: SIERRA RUSHES INTO THE RING TO BREAK UP THE PIN!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE JUST CUT HER OFF WITH A SUPERKICK! DRAKE JUST TOOK OUT SIERRA!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: :dahell: VIZ JUST PULLED SARAH UP????
(Drake shoots a murderous look down at his tag team partner.)
Drake King (Off Mic): :skip: What are you doing? We had the match won?
Vizzy (Off Mic): But Drakey… I’m not done having fun yet.
(Viz smiles sweetly at Drake, who can’t even believe what’s happening right now.)
Drake King (Off Mic): Finish the dang match, Viz.
(Viz rolls his eyes but nevertheless he gets to his feet. He shoves past Drake, kicks Sierra while she’s down, and makes his way over to the ropes.)
Flannery McCoy: Cooler heads seem to be prevailing right now as Viz listens to Drake for once. Viz is up top now and we know he’s about to put this match to bed for good with a ‘Bow to the Heart.’ SASS put forth their best effort tonight, but like Drake’s said all week long, it just wasn’t enou-
Jake Mercer: SARAH ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS VIZ’S ELBOW GOES CRASHING INTO THE MAT!!! SARAH PRICE IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!!! SASS ARE STILL ALIVE!!!!
Stew-O: SIERRA HAS MADE IT BACK TO THE CORNER AND SHE IS URGING SARAH TO MAKE THE TAG! DRAKE HAS SCRAMBLED BACK TO HIS CORNER AND HE WAITING FOR VIZ! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE CRAWLING TO THEIR CORNERS AND IT’S VIZ WHO REACHES HIS FIRST!!!
TAG!!!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE IS IN THE RING BUT SARAH’S HAND BRUSHES SIERRA’S!!!!
TAG!!!
Stew-O: SIERRA IS IN THE RING AND THIS TIME DRAKE DOESN’T HESITATE! HE SWINGS AT SIERRA BUT SHE DUCKS UNDERNEATH, GRABS DRAKE FROM BEHIND, AND ROLLS HIM UP! HE ROLLS THROUGH AND IS QUICKLY BACK UP! HE TRIES TO GRAB SIERRA AROUND THE WAIST, BUT SHE CATCHES HIM WITH AN ELBOW, SNAPMARES HIM TO THE MAT, AND KICKS HIM RIGHT BETWEEN THE SHOULDER BLADES! SIERRA RUNS THE ROPES AND EXECUTES A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK THAT CONNECTS WITH THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD! HIS FACE SLAMS INTO THE MAT AND SIERRA QUICKLY ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE POWERS OUT BUT SIERRA STAYS ON THE ATTACK! FOREARM AFTER FOREARM CONNECTS WITH DRAKE’S FACE! DRAKE FIGHTS SIERRA OFF AND TOSSES HER TO THE SIDE, BUT SIERRA IS RUNNING OFF ADRENALINE RIGHT NOW! SHE HITS A STANDING DRAKE WITH A THESZ PRESS AND UNLOADS A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES! DRAKE STILL FIGHTS HER OFF! SIERRA ISN’T STOPPING! SHE IS BACK UP AND RUNNING AT DRAKE AND DRAKE THROWS HIS KNEE UP! HE HAD NO CHOICE! IT CATCHES SIERRA IN THE CHIN AND SENDS HER BACK INTO THE CORNER! DRAKE LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE BUT SIERRA MANAGES TO GET HER FEET UP AND NAIL DRAKE IN THE RIGHT KNEE!
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA TARGETED THAT LIMB EARLIER AND SHE CLIMBS THE TURNBUCKLES! FLYING DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE!!! DRAKE IS DOWN! SIERRA BACK TO THE ROPES NOW AND SHE IS GOING UP TOP FOR ‘SIERRA MIST’!!!! THE MOONSAULT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO DRAKE KING!!!!
(All of a sudden, Sierra lets out a cry and immediately grabs her left ankle.)
Stew-O: NO! I THINK SIERRA LANDED WRONG AND HURT HER ANKLE!
(Sierra is clutching her ankle and the pain etched across her face is pretty obvious. The referee is down to check on her, but she keeps pushing him away.)
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: The referee is attempting to check on Sierra but she keeps reassuring him she is fine. She crawls over to Drake and makes the cover….
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWW-
Jake Mercer: THE DOUBLE CHAMP KICKS OUT!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra desperately needs to tag out right now because I’m not convinced that her ankle is okay. She is clearly favoring it right now as she’s standing back up. She reaches down to pull Drake up BUT DRAKE DRAGS HER DOWN INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: THE CHAMPIONS RETAIN!
Jake Mercer: NO! SIERRA KICKED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND! EVEN DRAKE KING LOOKS STUNNED AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE HE THOUGHT THAT WAS IT!
Flannery McCoy: Drake grabs Sierra and drags her to her feet! Drake looks to try and set Sierra up for ‘Prelude to Destruction’ but Sierra starts slamming her fist against Drake’s right knee!!! Drake is forced to let her go and that allows Sierra to rise up and nail Drake with a huge punch to the gut! She follows it up with an uppercut and plants him to the mat with a snap suplex!!!!
Stew-O: The heart Sierra is showing right now is something I have a lot of respect for. She knows that this is her best chance to put Drake away and she’s taking her time to really think about her next move. Surely the adrenaline is canceling out the pain right now and Sierra is taking several breaths, while Drake finally gets himself into a sitting position.
Jake Mercer: I have it on good authority that once upon a time, Sierra Bradford severed her thumb while going toe to toe with an alligator. Jake Smith tried to stop the match, but Sierra actually used the broken off piece of her thumb to stab the alligator right in the eye and put him away with a shining wizard! This little ankle problem she has going on is nothing!
Flannery McCoy and Stew-O: :skip:
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA LETS OUT A CRY AND TAKES OFF RUNNING!!! ‘SEEKING MISSILE’ CONNECTS ON DRAKE! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS OUT AND ALL SIERRA HAS TO DO IS MAKE THE COVER NOW!!!!!
Stew-O: I definitely think Sierra used her last bit of strength for that running knee strike. Did you see how her ankle buckled though after the fact? Sierra Bradford is injured, that much is clear. She has got to get over to her corner and tag in Sarah.
Jake Mercer: It’s clear that Sierra is struggling. She’s not even trying to cover Drake. She’s crawled to the ropes and is pulling herself up so she can go and make the tag to Sarah.
(For the first time in the match, Sierra has fear in her eyes. Sarah is standing on the ropes, stretching out, and screaming for her partner to fight through this.)
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: Drake is stirring while Sierra is struggling, and Viz is encouraging his partner to get up and make the tag as well! Drake finally gets up into a sitting position and looks behind him to see Sierra trying to make it to her corner. The double champ forces himself up and he lunges…
TAG!!!
Jake Mercer: VIZZY! VIZZY! VIZZY! VIZZY CUTS SIERRA OFF RIGHT AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO TAG IN SARAH! VIZ PULLS SIERRA AWAY FROM THE CORNER AND DRAGS HER BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! THE HEARTBREAK ON SARAH PRICE’S FACE IS PLAIN AS DAY! VIZ TAKES SIERRA AND ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATES HER WITH ‘VDT’!!! THE REVERSE STO INTO A TWISTING DDT CONNECTS ON SIERRA AND VIZ GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: :damn:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: THERE’S NO CROWD SO I WILL SAY IT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! SARAH PRICE WITH THE ‘HAPPY ENDING’ MOONSAULT TO SAVE THE MATCH!!! VIZ ROLLS OFF SIERRA AND DRAKE FLIES INTO THE RING! ‘THE GUILLOTINE’!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! SARAH AVOIDS THE SICK KICK AND DRAKE IS STUNNED! THAT ALLOWS SARAH AN OPPORTUNITY TO CATCH DRAKE WITH ‘PLOT TWIST’!!! DRAKE IS DOWN THANKS TO THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE AND SARAH KICKS HIM OUT OF THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: BUT VIZ IS BEHIND SARAH!!!! VIZ VICIOUSLY CLOTHESLINES SARAH OVER THE TOP ROPE AND SHE HITS THE GROUND!!! VIZ TURNS HIS ATTENTION BACK TO SIERRA WHO IS TRYING TO GET BACK TO HER FEET! VIZ RUNS AT SIERRA, LOOKING FOR A LARIAT, BUT SIERRA DUCKS! VIZ HITS THE ROPES AND COMES BACK AT SIERRA WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK! SIERRA IS DOWN ON THE MAT AND VIZ GRABS THE INJURED ANKLE! VIZ HAS SIERRA’S LEFT ANKLE! SIERRA IS SCRAMBLING AND PLEADING WITH VIZ, BUT THE KING OF ELITE SHOWS NO MERCY!!! VIZ-LOCK!!!
Stew-O: SIERRA’S SCREAMS ARE ECHOING THROUGH THIS EMPTY STADIUM!!! SARAH PRICE IS PULLING HERSELF BACK UP AND SHE MAKES A LAST DITCH ATTEMPT TO DIVE INTO THE RING AND SAVE HER PARTNER!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE GRABS HER BY THE HAIR AND PUTS A STOP TO IT! SARAH IS FIGHTING LIKE HELL TO GET AWAY FROM HIM! ELBOW AFTER ELBOW CONNECTS WITH THE SIDE OF DRAKE’S SKULL!
Flannery McCoy: MEANWHILE VIZ FALLS BACK AND WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND SIERRA’S!!! THAT’S IT! SIERRA IS TAPPING! SIERRA IS TAPPING!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE ARE YOU WINNERS AND STILL EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… DRIZZY & VIZZY!!!!
Stew-O: VIZ IS NOT LETTING GO OF THE VIZ-LOCK! THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO PULL HIM OFF SIERRA! VIZ IS TWISTING SIERRA’S ANKLE NOW!
(All of a sudden, Sierra lets out a deafening scream.)
(Drake’s attention turns towards the ring and his eyes go wide. He sees Sierra crying and screaming about her ankle being broken, and most of all, he sees Viz refusing to let go of the hold.)
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE DROPS SARAH AND DARTS INTO THE RING! HE GRABS VIZ BY THE HAIR AND RIPS HIM OFF SIERRA!
Drake King (Off Mic): WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU DOING?! THE MATCH IS OVER!!!!!
(Drake shoves Viz into the corner and rushes to Sierra’s side. Sierra is sobbing and holding her ankle, and as soon as Drake is by her side, Sierra rushes into his arms. Drake holds her tightly, whispering in her ear, and finally she pulls away and lets him look at her ankle. Drake gently unlaces her boot and pulls it off, along with her sock, and the camera closes in on the scene. Sierra’s ankle is swollen and turning purple, the extent of the damage not known. Sarah has climbed into the ring and has tears in her eyes, and Drake looks up at Viz, who is leaning against the ropes with nothing but fury in his eyes.)
Vizzy (Off Mic): Drake I didn’t me-
Drake King (Off Mic): Shut up! Just shut up! I told everyone in this ring that this match was a horrible idea and like always, I’m right.
Flannery McCoy: Ladies and gentlemen, it seems like Sierra Bradford has suffered a pretty gruesome injury. Medical officials have come down to the ring, but Drake is waving them off.
(Drake helps Sierra over to the side of the ring before dropping down to the ground. Sierra has pulled herself onto the apron and into a sitting position and Drake scoops her up, cradling her in his arms. Sarah immediately follows them, and the three make their way up the ramp. Sierra has buried her face against Drake’s shoulder, shielding her tears from the viewers, and Viz watches them go.)
(Even after the three disappear behind the curtains, Viz remains in the ring. The referee finally hands him both Unified Tag Team Championships and Viz raises them both in the air. ‘Another One Bites The Dust’ by Queen blasts across the PA system, an appropriate song given what just happened inside that ring. A beaming smile crosses the face of The Visual Prophet because regardless of what just happened, Drizzy and Vizzy are still the Unified Tag Team Champions.)
Stew-O (quietly): Ladies and gentlemen, Grand Rampage will be right back after this commercial break.
(The camera takes one last shot of Viz celebrating before fading into a promotional ad.)
(A promotional ad for the Dynasty exclusive event, Gateway to Glory airs. Catch all your favorite Dynasty Elitists on the final stop before Pain for Pride, live on free-per-view, Saturday, May 16th, 2020!)
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(The lights go out, as a lone spotlight shines at the top of the stage. The sound of a beating heart is heard. After a moment, the sound of that heartbeat turns into a flatline before the chords of “Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi begins to play throughout the arena. Dr. Bethany Blue steps out onto the stage wearing her extravagant Doctor’s coat along with her shiny wrestling gear. She has a stethoscope placed around her neck. Dr. Blue makes her way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for One Fall! And it is for the EAW Specialists Championship! Introducing first.. From Miami, Florida!!! Weighing in at 128lbs!! DOCTOR!!!!! BETHANNNNYYYYY BLUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: And here’s the number one contender for the Specialists Championship, Dr. Bethany Blue! The doctor has had incredible run so far during her time in EAW. She captured the Interwire Championship earlier on this season and had an impressive reign until she lost the belt to Ms. Extreme back at King of Elite. She hasn’t let that slow her down though, as she finds herself back in the title picture with an opportunity to add the Specialists Championship onto her resume!
Jake Mercer: Over the past few weeks, Dr. Bethany Blue has been making Darcy May Morgan’s life a living hell. After Darcy picked up a huge victory with Justin Windgate on Friday Night Dynasty against former world champs, Cage and Chris Elite, Dr. Bethany Blue made her way down to the ring and hit Darcy May Morgan with her Grade C2. She followed up by having her hazmat team come down to the ring and strap Darcy May Morgan down to a stretcher. They would then have Darcy May Morgan remain quarantined in Peru for the next two weeks.
Flannery McCoy: Dr. Bethany Blue would then go on to win a Unique Opportunity in a ladder match on Sunday Night Voltage. With that Unique Opportunity, Blue was able to pick the stipulation of her title match against Darcy May Morgan. Last week on Friday night Dynasty, Dr. Bethany Blue made her way to the ring and announced that she wanted her match for the Specialists Championship right then and there, while Morgan was quarantined. She stated that the stipulation was that if Darcy May Morgan didn’t make her way to the ring within 10 seconds, then she would be crowned the new Specialists Champion. At the count of 9, Darcy came out of nowhere and cracked Dr. Bethany Blue in the back of the head with her Specialists Championship and attacked Dr. Blue. Blue would then get hit by Darcy’s Bicycle Knee, the Don’t Diss Darcy.
Stew-O: Throughout this heated rivalry, Dr. Bethany Blue has been controlling Darcy’s entire life. Darcy has survived a chamber, Sierra Bradford, and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor, but I think this may be her toughest test to date. Nobody has been able to get in the head of Darcy May Morgan the way that Dr. Bethany Blue has. Nobody has damaged the champ’s personal life the way that Dr. Bethany Blue has. And nobody seemed to be as determined as Dr. Blue is right now to dethrone the Leading Lady.
(Dr. Bethany Blue is seen taking her lab coat and stethoscope off, and hands it to the time keeper, as he sets it aside. Dr. Blue then turns and faces the stage. Her music cuts off, as she extends both arms out and gestures that she wants Darcy to come on down to the ring, and that she’s ready.)
(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azaela hits, as the words “D”, “M,” “M,” are heard loud in the arena in Darcy May Morgan’s voice over the start of the track. Out steps two large bodyguards that are wearing all black. They also have sunglasses on, as they keep their facial expression neutral. The bodyguards make their way to the sides of the stage, as there is now one on each side. Darcy May Morgan then steps out wearing some stylish black shades with her Specialists Championship wrapped round her waist and walks right in between both bodyguards. She turns around with her back facing the ring. She places her hands on her hips, then begins to shake them from side to side before turning back around. Darcy then reaches up and grabs her shades from off her face. She tosses them off to the side, then signals her bodyguards to go backstage. Her bodyguards exit from the scene, as Darcy May Morgan continues to walk down the ramp. She looks at Dr. Bethany Blue with disgust, as she points down at her Specialists Championship to remind the Dr. who the champ is.)
Stew-O: And here is the champion, Darcy May Morgan! Darcy May Morgan has had an impressive Specialists championship run since winning the belt from Andrea Valentine earlier this season. She has taken on challenge after challenge, contender after contender, and has found a way to remain on top no matter what gets thrown her way. Dr. Blue has definitely made this more personal than Darcy’s previous contenders, but that doesn’t mean the champion is going into this match with an intention other the retaining her belt and making Blue regret ever trying to mess with her.
Flannery McCoy: That’s true. Darcy May Morgan had her life taken away from her for two weeks. She lost access to her closest friends and family. She couldn’t make it to work. She was forced to stay quarantined in Peru, and those are two weeks that Darcy May Morgan will never get back even though she states that she has had no symptoms of the coronavirus whatsoever. This is a match that Darcy May Morgan wants to win so that she can make a statement out of Dr. Bethany Blue. Dr. Blue is another woman that has been on fire all season, and a win over Dr. Bethany Blue will only add on to the legendary Specialists Championship reign that she has had so far.
(Darcy May Morgan is seen in the ring, as she unstraps her Specialists Championship and hands it to the referee. The referee raises the Specialists Championship in the air, as the camera gets a closeup visual of the belt. The referee then lowers the titlt, as he steps off to the side of the ring and hands the championship belt to the time keeper. The referee then looks at Darcy May Morgan who is hopping up and down to stay warm, and then back over at Dr. Bethany Blue who is using the ring ropes to stretch out before hopping up and down as well. After a second, the referee calls for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And there’s the bell! It’s Darcy May Morgan who charges right at Dr. Bethany Blue and begins firing away with punches! Rights and lefts from Darcy, as she backs Dr. Bethany Blue into the corner! Dr. Blue slides her head under the top rope, as she’s trying to get the referee to get this fight out of the corner and back to the center of the ring.
Flannery McCoy: The referee does in fact get in between both Darcy and Dr. Bethany Blue, as Dr. Blue has a smirk on her face. The referee backs Darcy May Morgan up, as Dr. Bethany Blue begins to walk out of the corner.
Stew-O: And there’s Dr. Bethany Blue with a European forearm shot to the top of Darcy May Morgan’s head just as the referee moved out of the way! Darcy couldn’t see that coming! And now Dr. Bethany Blue connects with a knee to the abdomen! Darcy bends over in pain, as the Doctor grabs her by the hair, then connects with a powerful knee shot to her face with her right knee! Darcy May Morgan pops right up from that shot! And now Dr. Bethany Blue with a kick to the abdomen that bends Darcy May Morgan over once more!
Jake Mercer: Dr. Bethany Blue now runs to the ropes! She bounces back and goes for a running knee lift to the face of Darcy May Morgan!!
Stew-O: NO!! Darcy spins out of the way, as Dr. Bethany Blue misses completely!
Flannery McCoy: Look! Darcy from behind!! She’s rolling Dr. Bethany Blue up!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Stew-O: Quick kick out by the Doctor right there, as both competitors quickly get back up to their feet!! Darcy is the first to attack, as she goes for a right hook! NO! Dr. Bethany Blue blocks the arm and pulls Darcy in!! SIDE BACK BREAKER BY THE CHALLENGER!! Darcy May Morgan may have just had her back snapped by the challenger just now, as she lays flat on her back in the center of the ring!
Flannery McCoy: And now Dr. Blue stands up right beside Darcy May Morgan and slaps the champion across the top of her head a couple times! Dr. Bethany Blue then stomps down onto Darcy’s abdomen, as Darcy clutches at her stomach in pain! Dr. Bethany Blue now takes a step back, and kicks Darcy May Morgan right in the side, as it causes Darcy May Morgan to roll over onto her stomach!! Darcy May Morgan curls her body, as she is now on her forearms and knees. BUT IT’S DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH ANOTHER KICK!! THIS TIME IT’S TO THE ABDOMEN OF THE CHAMPION, AND DARCY ROLLS OVER AGAIN AND LAYS FLAT ON HER BACK!!!
Stew-O: The Doctor now walks over to the corner. She climbs up onto the second rope and looks down at the champion! Dr. Blue leaps in the air! KNEE DROP TO THE CHEST BY DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE!!!! NO!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, AS THE DOCTOR’S KNEE SMACKS AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy May Morgan is clutching at her core, as she slowly works her way back up to her feet. Meanwhile, Dr. Bethany Blue is clutching at her knee in pain! The Doctor is reaching for the ring ropes, as she uses them to her assist her up! Darcy May Morgan is now up to her feet, as is Dr. Bethany Blue! The Doctor makes her way over to Darcy May Morgan.. FACE ACHE!!!! SUPERKICK BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!
Jake Mercer: The Dropkick Darling just connected a powerful superkick that sends Dr. Bethany Blue falling back against the ring ropes! Darcy May Morgan runs to the ropes on the other end! She bounces back! WHEELBARROW ARM DRAG BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!
Stew-O: It connects, as Dr. Bethany Blue is instantly brought down to the canvas! The Doctor pops right back up though! Darcy quickly gets back onto the attack with a running knee that catches Bethany in the chest! Darcy now grabs the Doctor by the arm, and irish whips her to the ropes! Dr. Bethany Blue bounces back!! SITOUT SPINEBUSTER BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!! IT CONNECTS!!! Darcy May Morgan hooks the leg!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! THREE-
Jake Mercer: And Dr. Bethany Blue kicks out again! It’s going to take a lot to finish Dr. Bethany Blue. Did you know that she injects herself with some sort of medicine that prevents her from feeling pain?
Flannery McCoy: You can’t be serious..
Jake Mercer: No, seriously! She did it all throughout the indies. She went through each match unharmed. I have proof because no one has ever seen Dr. Bethany Blue get checked on by a doctor for anything before.
Flannery McCoy: Maybe because she’s a Doctor herself? I’m pretty sure she knows when she’s suffered an injury that she can’t manage by herself.. But anyways, back to this match. Dr. Bethany Blue is still down on the canvas, as Darcy May Morgan has just gotten back up to her feet. Darcy grabs Blue by the hair and brings her to her feet!
Stew-O: Darcy now connects with a powerful chop that echoes throughout the arena! Darcy with another! And Another! Dr. Bethany Blue’s chest is beat red after that third chop! Darcy now grabs the doctor by the arm and whips her to the corner!! Dr. Bethany Blue slams back first against the turnbuckles, as Darcy charges right at her!! RUNNING CORNER CLOTHESLINE BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! DOCTOR BETHANY BLUE GETS HER BOOT UP, AS SHE CATCHES DARCY MAY MORGAN IN THE FACE!!! Darcy instantly covers her face, as she was kicked in the jaw by Bethany’s boot!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy May Morgan is turned around by that kick to the face, as she’s still holding her jaw. Dr. Bethany Blue now charges from out of the corner and goes for a running forearm to the champion!!
Stew-O: NO!!!! Darcy May Morgan counters with a kick back into the stomach of Dr. Bethany Blue!! Darcy uncovers her face and turns around to face her challenger!! TTYN!!! THE LEFT HAND KNOCKOUT PUNCH BY DARCY MAY MORGAN CONNECTS AS DARCY LANDS A POWERFUL LEFT HAND RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF DR. BETHANY BLUE’S FACE!!!
Flannery McCoy: That punch forced Dr. Bethany Blue to fall back into the corner!!
Jake Mercer: So far it’s clear to see that Darcy May Morgan has control of this match. After being forced into quarantine by the Doctor, we knew the Leading Lady would come out firing against her.
Stew-O: Darcy May Morgan now makes her way into the corner, as she connects with a powerful right hand onto Dr. Bethany Blue! Darcy then connects with a knee to the abdomen of the challenger as they remain in the corner!!
Flannery McCoy: And now Darcy May Morgan wraps her arms around Dr. Bethany Blue and uses her strength to lift the challenger up and into a seated position on the top turnbuckle! Dr. Blue is now on the top rope, as Darcy slaps the challenger across the face!! Darcy then exits the ring and steps out onto the apron.
Jake Mercer: The Dropkick Darling has the Doctor seated up on the top turnbuckle, as she stands on the ring apron!! Darcy charges at Dr. Bethany Blue!! She leaps up!! HURRICANRANA FROM THE APRON ONTO DR. BETHANY BLUE SEATED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE EXTENDED HER LEG OUT AND CAUGHT DARCY MAY MORGAN IN THE CHEST JUST AS SHE WAS JUMPING UP FOR THAT HURRICANRANA!!! THAT KICK FORCES DARCY BACK FIRST ONTO THE RING APRON!!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy May Morgan is lying flat on the ring apron. She’s looking up at the ceiling in this arena while breathing heavy, as the wind was completely taken out of the champion right there! Bethany is still seated on the top rope, as she looks down at Darcy May Morgan! Bethany now stands up on the top rope!! She leaps in the air! KNEE DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE ONTO DARCY MAY MORGAN ON THE RING APRON!!!! THE KNEE TO THE HEART CONNECTS, AS DR. BETHANY BLUE LANDS ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! DARCY MAY MORGAN FALLS RIGHT BESIDE HER, AS THE MOMENTUM OF THAT KNEE DROP FORCES HER OFF OF THE RING APRON!!!!
Stew-O: Dr. Bethany Blue just drove her knee right into the heart of Darcy May Morgan just now! Not only that, but Darcy was laying on the hardest part of the ring! That’s going to take a lot out of the champion!!
Flannery McCoy: Both Darcy and Dr. Bethany Blue are laying down on the ground at ringside. Dr. Bethany Blue slowly makes her way up to her hands and knees, as she uses the steel steps to assist her. Darcy still down. The champion has rolled off to her side and looks like she’s going to use the ring apron to get up to her feet!
Referee: One…
Two…
Three…
Jake Mercer: Dr. Bethany Blue has just made it up to her feet as she leans against the steel steps. Darcy is on one knee with her hands on the ring apron. Darcy now pulls herself up, as she gets back up to her feet. CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!
Stew-O: The challenger just brought the champion back down to the ringside floor with that shot to the back of the knee!
Referee: Four..
Five..
Flannery McCoy: And now Dr. Bethany Blue rolls into the ring, then quickly rolls back out to restart the count. Dr. Blue walks over to Darcy who’s on the ground, and stomps down onto her abdomen once more!! The Doctor now grabs Darcy May Morgan by the hair and brings her back up to her feet. AND SHE IRISH WHIPS DARCY MAY MORGAN INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!
Referee: One…
Two…
Stew-O: The champion just went chest first into those steel steps! She leans against those steel steps, as Dr. Bethany Blue grabs Darcy May Morgan’s head and slams it right down on the steel steps!!
Jake Mercer: That’s skull against steel! This is not looking good for the Leading Lady!!
Flannery McCoy: Dr. Bethany Blue now grabs Darcy May Morgan and shoves her so that she lands with her chest and quads against the stairs of the steel steps!
Referee: Three..
Stew-O: And now Dr. Bethany Blue grabs Darcy May Morgan by the legs!! FRACTURED!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE LOCKS IN HER EVELATED BOSTON CRAB WITH DARCY MAY MORGANS CHEST AND UPPER BODY AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS!!!
Flannery McCoy: By having Darcy May Morgan’s chest elevated with those steel steps, this Boston Crab is even more damaging to the body! It adds even more pressure to the lower back!!
Stew-O: And the Champion is definitely feeling that pressure in her lower back as she is screaming in pain!!!
Referee: Four..
Five…
Jake Mercer: Dr. Bethany Blue is really wrenching on that lower back, as she leans more into this submission!! Darcy still fighting the pain with all she has!!
Stew-O: AND LOOK!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS NOW WALKING BACKWARDS UP THE STEEL STEPS!! SHE’S ADDING EVEN MORE PRESSURE ONTO DARCY’S LOWER BACK BY ELEVATING HER LEGS EVEN HIGHER!! THIS BOSTON CRAB MAY SNAP THE CHAMPION IN HALF!!!!!
Referee: Six..
Seven..
Stew-O: And Dr. Bethany Blue lets go of the submission hold and steps off of the steel steps while Darcy May Morgan looks lifeless as she leans up against them.
Referee: Eight..
Flannery McCoy: And now Dr. Bethany Blue grabs Darcy May Morgan by the back of the head, and walks her body over to the side of the ring. The Doctor then slides Darcy May Morgan into the ring, then follows right after and hooks the legs!!
Stew-O: WE COULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPION RIGHT HERE!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NOOOO!!!!!!!! THE DROPKICK DARLING KICKED OUT RIGHT BEFORE THE REFEREE TOUCHED THE MAT FOR 3!!!!! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!!!!!
Stew-O: Incredible!!! I can’t believe that the champion managed to kick out after being caught in the Fractured Submission hold moments ago!!
Flannery McCoy: Even the Doctor is in shock! She’s arguing with the referee about that call! She was less than a second away from becoming the New Specialists Champion!
Stew-O: Darcy May Morgan is down on the canvas, as the Doctor stands up beside her. She now turns the champion onto her stomach and steps onto her back!! The Doctor pulls back on Darcy May Morgan’s arms!!!! THE DISLOCATION!!!!! THE DISLOCATION IS LOCKED IN BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!! SHE HAS NO WHERE TO GO!!!! THE DOCTOR PULLS BACK EVEN HARDER AS SHE LEANS BACK MORE AND MORE!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE AMOUNT OF PRESSURE ON THE LIMBS, CHEST, BACK, AND OTHER BODY PARTS IS UNIMAGINABLE, AND THE CHAMPION CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!! SHE NEEDS TO TAP, BUT SHE CAN’T BECAUSE HER ARMS ARE HOOKED!! THE REFEREE IS NOW ASKING DARCY IF SHE QUITS!!!
Referee(Off-Mic): DO YOU GIVE UP!!?!?
Darcy May Morgan(Off-Mic): NO!!!!!! AHHHH!!!!
Jake Mercer: THE CHAMPION ISN’T QUITTING!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE LEANS BACK EVEN FURTHER!!!! DARCY IS NOW SCREAMING EVEN LOUDER!!! SHE’S FIGHTING WITH EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT!!!
Dr. Bethany Blue (Off-Mic): ASK HER AGAIN!!!!
Referee(Off-Mic): Darcy, do you give up?
Darcy May Morgan(Off-Mic): Y-
Darcy May Morgan(Off-Mic): Y-
Darcy May Morgan(Off-Mic): YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR MIND IF YOU THINK I’M GIVING UP AGAINST THIS BITCH!!!!!
Dr. Bethany Blue(Off-Mic): AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: AND DR. BETHANY BLUE ROTATES HER FOOT AND PULLS BACK QUICK!!!! SHE PULLS SO HARD THAT SHE LOSES HER GRIP AND FALLS BACK TO THE CANVAS!!!!!
(POP!!!!!)
Flannery McCoy: AND DARCY MAY MORGAN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!! SHE’S CLUTCHING AT HER SHOULDER!!! SHE’S FREAKING OUT AND ROLLING TO THE CORNER!!!!
Stew-O: IT’S HER SHOULDER!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN’S SHOULDER IS DISLOCATED!!!! SHE’S SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HER SHOULDER IS NOW AN INCH ABOVE HER CHEST!!!!
Jake Mercer: HOLY SHIT!!!
Stew-O: THE CHAMPION IS SCREAMING RIGHT NOW AS SHE SEES HER SHOULDER ON HER CHEST!! Dr. Bethany Blue is enjoying every second of this however!! The challenger now gets up to her feet!
Dr. Bethany Blue (Off-Mic): Call the match ref!! It’s over. She can no longer compete in this match and must forfeit her Specialist Championship!!
(The referee walks over to Darcy May Morgan and checks on her as she sits in the corner. He looks at her shoulder, and it’s clear that her shoulder has been fully dislocated)
Stew-O: It looks like this match is over. The referee is getting out of the corner, as he can’t have this match continue anymore. He looks over at the time keeper and calls for the b-
(POP!!!!!)
Flannery McCoy: DARCY MAY MORGAN JUST POPPED HER SHOULDER BACK IN PLACE!!!!!
Darcy May Morgan(Off-Mic): (Standing up in the corner) I’m… fine…
Jake Mercer: DARCY MAY MORGAN LITERALLY JUST POPPED HER SHOULDER BACK INTO PLACE IN ORDER TO RETAIN HER CHAMPIONSHIP AND CONTINUE FIGHTING!!!
Stew-O: Dr. Bethany Blue is in shock. She can’t believe what she just saw. Darcy May Morgan literally just prevented Dr. Bethany Blue from winning the championship from her just now.
Flannery McCoy: But the referee is asking to check Darcy May Morgan. He wants to make sure that her shoulder is functioning accordingly. The referee is now requesting that Darcy May Morgan rotates her arm and raises it up and down.
(Darcy May Morgan does what is asked. She rotates her arm and raises it up and down. She definitely feels pain, but she has full range of motion)
Jake Mercer: And the referee is allowing this match to continue! Darcy May Morgan slowly steps out of the corner-
Stew-O: TEMPOROMANDIBULAR JOINT DYSFUNCTION!!! THE TJD SUPER KICK BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NOO!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN DUCKS THE KICK AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND, AS DR. BETHANY GOES RIGHT PAST HER AND INTO THE CORNER!!! Darcy runs to the far ropes, she bounces back!! Dr. Bethany Blue steps out of the corner!! DON’T!!!! DISS!!!! DARCY!!!!! BICYCLE KNEE BY THE CHAMPION!!!!!
Stew-O: IT CONNECTS…
Stew-O: …ON THE REFEREE!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE PULLED THE REFEREE IN FRONT OF HER AS DARCY NAILED HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! HE’S OUT COLD ON THE CANVAS OF THE MAT!!!
Flannery McCoy: And Darcy May Morgan is checking up on the referee! She’s trying to see if he’s alright, but he’s clearly knocked out after that shot.
Jake Mercer: AND DR. BETHANY BLUE GRABS DARCY MAY MORGAN BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD!! The Doctor raises Darcy’s arm in the air.. CODE BLUE!!! HEART PUNCH BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN BLOCKS THE PUNCH AND KICKS DR. BETHANY BLUE IN THE STOMACH!!! SHE LIFTS THE DOCTOR UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS IN AN INVERTED FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION!!!! Darcy May Morgan walks to the center of the ring with Dr. Bethany Blue on her shoulders!! Darcy is breathing heavily, barely able to stand… THE CURTAIN CALL!!!! INVERTED GO TO SLEEP BY DARCY MAY MORGAN CONNECTS!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS OUT COLD IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN DROPS DOWN TO HER KNEES, AND LAYS ON TOP OF DR. BETHANY BLUE FOR THE PIN!!!!!
Referee: ……………………………….
Flannery McCoy: THE REFEREE IS STILL OUT COLD!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN IS RESTING ON TOP OF DR. BETHANY BLUE, BUT THERE IS NO ONE TO COUNT!!!!
Referee:……………………………..
Stew-O: Darcy rolls off of Dr. Bethany Blue and lays beside her. The champion is looking up at the ceiling and breathing heavy. She turns her head and looks at the referee who is still out cold. The champion is exhausted right now!
Flannery McCoy: LOOK!!! IT’S NURSE GOLDSTEIN!!!!
Stew-O: Darcy May Morgan stated earlier this week that Dr. Bethany Blue can’t win or have success without the help of Nurse Goldstein! Could that statement come back to haunt her and prove to be true now as well!?! I’m sure the Doctor doesn’t care how it’s done! Just as long as she leaves as the Specialists Champion!!
(Nurse Goldstein is seen up at the stage. She has her nurse’s outfit on and her stethoscope around her neck. Nurse Goldstein runs down the ramp and towards the ring, as Darcy May Morgan is inside the ring, using the ring ropes to work her way up to her feet.)
Jake Mercer: Nurse Goldstein slides into the ring!! Darcy May Morgan gets up to her feet!!! RUNNING CLOTHESLINE BY NURSE GOLDSTEIN!!! SHE SENDS THE CHAMPION BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!! Darcy May Morgan is slowly trying to get back up.
Stew-O: BUT NURSE GOLDSTEIN TAKES HER STETHOSCOPE FROM AROUND HER NECK AND USES IT TO WHIP DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!
Flannery McCoy: NURSE GOLDSTEIN IS CONTINUOSLY WHIPPING THE CHAMPION WITH HER STETHOSCOPE, AS THE METAL BASHES ALL AROUND DARCY MAY MORGAN’S BODY!!!
Stew-O: And now Nurse Goldstein drops her stethoscope and walks to the side of the ring. She rolls under the bottom rope and walks over to the time keeper where she grabs Dr. Bethany Blue’s stethoscope!!! Nurse Goldstein now slides back into the ring and goes over to Darcy May Morgan as Darcy is slowly getting up onto her knees.
Jake Mercer: AND NURSE GOLDSTEIN WRAPS THE STETHOSCOPE AROUND DARCY MAY MORGAN’S NECK!! SHE’S CHOKING THE CHAMPION RIGHT NOW!!! DARCY CAN’T BREATHE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND NURSE GOLDSTEIN IS DRAGGING DARCY MAY MORGAN WITH THE STETHOSCOPE WRAPPED AROUND HER NECK!!! They make it to the side of the ring. Nurse Goldstein grabs Darcy’s head, and places the back of her neck against the bottom rope. Nurse Goldstein grabs her stethoscope, and slides under the bottom rope to ringside. She then uses the stethoscope and wraps it around Darcy May Morgan’s neck. AND NURSE GOLDSTEIN PULLS BACK AS SHE’S CHOKING OUT THE CHAMPION FROM RINGSIDE!!!
Stew-O: And look! It’s Dr. Bethany Blue! She’s made it up to her feet! Dr. Blue sees Nurse Goldstein, and the image of Darcy May Morgan being choked out is bringing a smile to her face! Dr. Bethany Blue walks over and grabs the other stethoscope that’s laying inside the ring. She walks over to Darcy May Morgan who is being pulled back against the bottom rope by Nurse Goldstein, as she has Darcy’s neck wrapped with a stethoscope!!
Jake Mercer: AND DR. BETHANY BLUE BEGINS WHIPPING DARCY MAY MORGAN WITH HER OWN STETHOSCOPE!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN IS BEING HELD DOWN! SHE’S CHOKING AND GETTING WHIPPED BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!
Flannery McCoy: DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH ANOTHER SHOT! AND ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!!!! THESE WHIPS ARE LANDING EVERYWHERE, AS THE METAL BASHES AGAINST DARCY’S BODY OVER AND OVER!!! THIS IS ALL WHILE THE CHAMPION CAN’T BREATHE OR DEFEND HERSELF WITH NURSE GOLDSTEIN CHOKING HER WITH THE OTHER STETHOSCOPE AGAINST THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!
Stew-O: AND ANOTHER WHIP OF THE STETHOSCOPE BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: The Doctor is literally tearing the champion apart right before our eyes.
Stew-O: Nobody has been able rip into the champion the way Dr. Bethany Blue has so far tonight. She’s leaving Darcy May Morgan lifeless in the ring, as she tosses her stethoscope to the canvas. Nurse Goldstein now releases the stethoscope, as Darcy falls to her side onto the canvas of the ring.
Jake Mercer: Dr. Bethany Blue now grabs Darcy May Morgan by the head and walks her to the center of the ring! She makes Darcy stand straight up and.. SAY AHHHHHHHHHH! MANDIBLE CLAW BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN PICKED UP THE STETHOSCOPE FROM OFF THE GROUND AND USED IT TO WHIP DR. BETHANY BLUE BEFORE SHE COULD CONNECT THE SAY AHHHHH MANDIBLE CLAW!!!!!
Stew-O: AND DR. BETHANY BLUE BACKS UP!! DARCY WITH ANOTHER STRIKE WITH THE STETHOSCOPE!!!
(WHIP!)
Darcy May Morgan (Off-Mic): THIS IS FOR ACCUSING ME OF HAVING THE CORONA VIRUS!!!!
(WHIP!)
Darcy May Morgan (off-Mic): THIS ONE IS FOR HAVING YOUR HAZMAT TEAM STRAP ME DOWN AND QUARANTINING ME IN PERU!
(WHIP!)
Darcy May Morgan (Off-Mic): AND THIS ONE IS FOR TAKING AWAY 2 WEEKS OUT OF MY LIFE THAT I WILL NEVER GET BACK!!!
(WHIP!)
Darcy May Morgan(Off-Mic): MY FRIENDS!!
(WHIP)
Darcy May Morgan(Off-Mic): MY FAMILY!!!
(WHIP!)
Darcy May Morgan(Off-Mic): THIS IS FOR ALL OF THAT!!!!!
(WHIP!)
Stew-O: DARCY MAY MORGAN WITH 7 CONSECUTIVE STRIKES WITH THAT STETHOSCOPE!!!!
Jake Mercer: And Nurse Goldstein hops up onto the apron!!!
Stew-O: BUT DARCY CHARGES AT HER AND STRIKES HER WITH THE STETHOSCOPE AS WELL!!! IT LANDS RIGHT ON THE NURSE’S FACE, AS SHE FALLS DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! DARCY HAS GONE MAD!!!!
Flannery McCoy: And Darcy turns back around and connects with another whipping strike at Dr. Bethany Blue with that stethoscope!!! Darcy now drops the stethoscope and runs to the ropes! She bounces back!!!!
Stew-O: DON’T DISS DARCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: THE BICYCLE KNEE CONNECTS ONTO DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN!!!!!!!
Referee: ………………………………………………
Stew-O: THE REFEREE IS CONSCIOUS, BUT HE’S STILL ON THE GROUND AND CONFUSED!!!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy May Morgan rolls off of Dr. Bethany Blue and crawls over to the referee! The champion is exhausted, but she wants this victory!!! She grabs the referee’s arms and drags him over to Dr. Bethany Blue!!!
Stew-O: AND DARCY COVERS DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: ………………………………………………………………….
Referee: TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: ………………………………………………………………….
Referee: TTTTHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea hits, as we see Darcy May Morgan rolling off of Dr. Bethany Blue’s body. The champion is breathing heavily, as we see that she has closed her eyes. For weeks, she has been having to deal with Dr. Bethany Blue controlling her life, and with this victory she has finally overcome her biggest challenge yet)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!!! AND STILL!!! EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!!!! DARCY!!!!! MAY!!!!!!! MORGAN!!!!!!!!
(The referee slowly gets up to his feet, as he stumbles over to the side of the ring. He reaches out and grabs the Specialists Championship from the timekeeper at ringside. Darcy turns onto her hands and knees, and eventually gets up. The referee hands Darcy her Specialists Championship, as she raises it in the air and celebrates her hard earned victory)
Stew-O: What a match that was!
Jake Mercer: You said it!
Stew-O: No matter what Dr. Bethany Blue threw at Darcy May Morgan, the champion found a way to survive it. Whether it was getting locked in the submission hold against the steel steps, dislocating her shoulder, or being double teamed by the Doctor and Nurse Goldstein, Darcy May Morgan found a way to win.
Flannery McCoy: This just proves how incredible our Specialists Champion really is and brings me to ask the question.. Is there any one in EAW today capable of dethroning the Leading Lady?
Stew-O: Who knows? All I know is that whoever the next challenger for Darcy May Morgan is NEEDS to watch this match in order to see what Darcy is capable of and what she’s willing to do remain the champion that she is..
(The broadcast feed transitions to the locker room area of the empty Oracle Park, where Drake King is seen pacing back and forth in front of the camera, wringing his hands nervously as he mumbles incoherently to himself.)
(Still pacing, Drake runs both hands through his luxurious hair down the back of his neck as he lets out a puff of air, visibly stressed as he waits to hear back from Sierra regarding the condition of her ankle. His pacing comes to an immediate halt as the Visual Prophet enters the frame with the Unified Tag Team Title belts in hand.)
(Drake’s crazed stare turns into a hot glare as he watches Viz saunter over to him. Viz flashes a sweet smile and offers Drake his Tag Title belt, but Drake simply scoffs and crosses his arms over his chest.)
Visual Prophet: Drizzy, baby, why the long face?! Did you miss something? We won! Yay! That’s something worth smiling about, no?! Why you cooped up in here, we have a celebration to get to, love! Take your belt and let’s go, we don’t have much time before your match with LC–
Drake King: Viz, please. There is absolutely nothing to celebrate right now. Thanks to you, Sierra could be really hurt, not like you care. I’m waiting to hear back from Sarah about what the medics have to say about her ankle. I don’t have the time to celebrate or do anything of the sort, I want to make sure Sierra is okay. :lupe:
Visual Prophet: Boy, that girl is just fine. She’s a grown ass woman, she can take care of herself, she can handle it, remember? She was ready for the opportunity. Baby girl should have understood the risk she was taking when she stepped into the ring with a competitor like bae, I don’t hold back for nobody.
Drake King: Y’know, this is the *exact* opposite of what I wanted to happen tonight–I always had a really bad feeling about how that match was going to unfold, Viz, but I honestly never did I think that *you* would have been the one to bring it to that point. I…I expected a lot better from you.
(Drake clenches his fists.)
Visual Prophet: :whoa: But Drakey, why are you mad?! I didn’t do anything! There’s nothing to be so worked up about–you better redirect that negative energy elsewhere, ‘cause you still have another title to successfully defend later. C’mon! We retained our titles! Supergirls got their lil’ wish and the chance to share the spotlight with Dynasty’s biggest stars, it’s a win-win for all of us!
Drake King: You can’t be serious. I’m not an idiot. You know exactly what you were doing. Heck, you didn’t even take that darn match seriously, this was all just a joke to you! The entire time! But, for some reason, despite your trolling throughout the entire match, you suddenly decide to go hard on Sierra for absolutely no reason, practically broke her ankle as far as I know. She was helpless. The referee rang the bell, the match was over, you should have just let go…I just wish I had gotten up in time…
Visual Prophet: No need to worry, luv, she’s gonna be alright. Broken ankle, sprain, whatever, this ain’t life or death. Look, buddy, I know this is a lot for you, but you really need to pull yourself together, boo. Getcha head in the game, you still have your World title defense later tonight, don’t let this distract you.
Drake King: Well, what am I supposed to do?! Just completely ignore the fact that my girlfriend–if that’s what she even is anymore–may or may not be out of action for a while. Dang it, Viz, I’m sorry, but I just really need some space–
Visual Prophet: Alright, alright, alright, space?! You out your mind, no need to front though, Drakey-poo, you don’t gotta ask, it’s okay. I’ll be right there with you at ringside later, how’s that sound?! I’ll be your very own personal cheerleader, put Jordie Ripley, Evelyn Ridley, and even Cam Newton to shame!
Drake King: Viz, no, that is the last thing I want–
Visual Prophet: Just lemme make sure I have pompoms on hand, and I gotta make sure they match your gear. Can’t be out there lookin’ foolish and uncoordinated, now. I should have enough time to slip into one of my brand new Fashion Nova jumpsuit as well, the one that goes with your eyes.
Drake King: :snoop:
Visual Prophet: Oh, stop it, you know you love me, don’t you? I know you do, can’t anybody top this bromance, we goin’ undefeated! And that will continue with your victory over Lethal Consequences! See this, this the energy you need, you need me right now, Drizzy, no denying it! We’re unstoppable together, I’m doing all that I can to make sure that you walk out of the Grand Rampage the same way you walked in! #Drizzy2Belts for life, baby! Say it, we’re the best damn Tag Team this company has ever seen! Through thick and thin, together forever, it’s me who truly cares about you, Sierra got nothing on me!
Drake King: JUST LEAVE ME THE FRICK ALONE, VIZ!
Visual Prophet: //thumbs.gfycat.com/LinedAggressiveDavidstiger-size_restricted.gif
(Drake begins pacing slowly again, running his hands through his hair as Viz looks on nervously. Drake waits until he calms down before he decides on what to say to Viz.)
Drake King: Listen to me, very closely. Stay the heck away from me for the rest of the night, I mean it, Viz. I don’t want the pompoms, I don’t want you at ringside, I don’t even want to get a whiff of your cologne. Keep your distance. Give me some space. That’s all I want from you. Please.
(Drake takes one last look at his Tag Team Title belt before he shakes his head slowly and brushes past Viz, exiting the locker room and leaving Viz alone with both belts. Our last shot is of Viz gripping both of the Unified Tag Team Championships tightly as the broadcast feed transitions elsewhere.)
(Grand Rampage fades back in and returns to ringside. The next match graphic flashes across the screen and the Voltage commentary team can be heard talking in the background.)
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James Peters: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to one of the most exciting FPV’s of the year, Grand Rampage! The road to Pain For Pride begins here, the action that unfolds tonight is certain make or break careers. What a night it’s been thus far, but it’s about to be turned up to eleven. The bout that awaits promises to be one of the most gruesome, extreme and wicked matches we’ve seen recently. Coming up next, strap yourselves in, Lars Girer goes to war with Ms. Extreme in a No. Holds. Barred. Match.
Rich Russillo: Oh boy, this match is sure to be a bloodbath and then some. The tumultuous history between these two is more than troubled, the blood spilled tonight will be bad blood. Lars Grier and Ms. Extreme HATE one another, they’ve bled so deeply into each other’s skin and their rivalry looks as if it’s going to explode tonight. The depths both of these competitors would go to in order to not only win this match, but to put the other through the most excruciating and white hot pain possible, are quite horrifying. As much as we love violence, I fear for what awaits these two.
Persephone: Would you two irritating fucks mind doing me a favor and shut the hell up? The only way one of these two is walking out of here tonight is if they kill, dismember, and burn the other. You must leave no stone unturned, no i’s undotted. “Carion” and “The Red Queen” have been presented with the chance of ending the other, once and for all. And tonight, that’s exactly what we’re going to see. The bloody, exhausting, and fierce war between two soldiers with only one goal, to kill the other. So that’s how it must end.
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEXT IS A NOOOOO HOOOLDDDSSSSS BARRRREEEDDDD MATTTCHHHHHH AND IS SEHCUDLED FOR ONE FALL!!!
(“The Joker” by New Years Day begins to play as Ms. Extreme makes her way on stage, draped in her classic leather jacket and ripped jeans..)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF CALABASAS, CALIFORNIAAAAAAA….WEIGHING IN AT 135 POOOUUUNNNDDDSSSSS….SHE IS “THE WOOOMMMMAANNNNNNN ONNNN FIRRRREEEEEEEEE” MMMMSSSSSSSSSS. EEEEEXXXTTRRRREEEMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
James Peters: She’s going to need to live up to the name and more tonight. Ms. Extreme looks to end the career of Lars Grier before he’s seen all he has to see. Ms. Extreme speciliazes in hardcore matches, street fights, cage matches, you name it and Ms. Extreme has survived it. She’s seen the painful side of weapons many of us couldn’t have begun to fathom, but she loves it. Let’s hope for her sake she’s come prepared with that same perseverance and grit that we’ve come to expect from her.
Rich Russillo: She exudes confidence, absolutely reeks of it. Though on every occasion she’s shown us that she’s in no sense all talk, she’ll walk the walk and walk that walk all over your face. Her in your face style is backed by an incredibly versatile skill set. From strong style, to an extreme brawler, Ms. Extreme does it all. Her tremendous skill set is nicely accompanied by her love for matches such as this No Holds Barred match. I have a feeling that even if she doesn’t come away with a win tonight, she’ll live up to her namesake.
(As Ms. Extreme enters the ring, she eagerly glances at the stage, awaiting the arrival of her opponent. The lighting disappears and through the silence a spectral and painful scream pulsates throughout Oracle Park. A bright spotlight highlights a single figure awaiting on the stage, as “CARION IS” begins to sound throughout the stadium. The spotlight dims to reveal Lars Grier awaiting ominously on stage, he begins to make his way to the ring as the glowing luminosity of his pulsating purple eye sets an eerie presence in the air.)
James Peters: What an entrance, “Carion” certainly knows how to make a grand entrance.
Rich Russillo: Indeed, James. Not only does he know how to make an entrance, but he looks to be entering this match as calm and focused as ever. We’ve come to expect such behavior from Grier, it’s an element of his game which makes him so dangerous. But his sinister and ghostly demeanor is only complemented by his deadly skill set and ring IQ. He combines a technical style of striking, to high flying,to becoming a submission specialist. An experienced grappler and roller, there’s not much “Carion” can’t do. He combines his incredible athleticism with devilish intentions and painful maneuvers. A truly special Elitist.
James Peters: That’s exactly right, Rich. Lars aims to use his position and platform to spread his ideologies and thoughts about cruelty in today’s world, though he’s only got one target in his sights tonight. A victory tonight is everything Lars has been looking for. After tearing a warpath through Voltage for months, it’s all amounted to this moment. This moment in which Lars has the opportunity to spread his larger than life theories and ideals throughout all of EAW, but only if he can get through his most fearsome opponent yet, Ms. Extreme.
James Peters: This is it, the time for talking it’s over. We are finally going to see which one of these two… Hey! Wait a minute! Ms. Extreme charges in on Lars just like that! Straight out of the gate, The Red Queen is all over Lars Grier, she has cornered him and she’s unloading on him, lefts and rights! And she still has her leather jacket on! This is insane!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: What did you expect? This is not a Wrestling match, this is going to be a war! Speaking of leather jackets, Ms. Extreme has now taken hers off and she is using it to whip Grier’s back! Lars Grier collapses to his knees as Ms. Extreme is whipping the living hell out of him! The referee isn’t even trying to separate the two! Remember! This is No Holds Barred, anything can and will happen here!
Persephone: When I saw the graphics, my mind went wild with all the possibilities! Yet, what I’m getting is Camille whipping Lars Grier’s back with… her jacket?
James Peters: Don’t worry Persephone! The big guns are coming, I can guarantee you that! Look! Lars just poked Ms. Extreme in the eyes! Nice way to get back the control of the match. Wait! LARS GRIER TOOK HER JACKET AND HE IS NOW CHOKING THE RED QUEEN WITH IT! HE IS GIVING HER A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE!
Rich Russillo: Oof! Ms. Extreme’s face is going to get as red as her hair if she doesn’t find a way to escape this predicament! There we go, I spoke too soon! Stiff elbow to the guts of Lars… and another one! He has to release the hold… OUCH! WHAT A SLAP TO THE FACE OF LARS GRIER! SHE HIT HIM SO HARD HE SPINNED AROUND BY 180 DEGREES… GERMAN SUPLEX!!! GERMAN SUPLEX BY CAMILLE, LARS GRIER HITS THE MAT HARD WITH THE BASE OF HIS NECK!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme slides underneath the bottom rope, possibly looking for some sort of weapon from underneath the ring! I wonder what she is going to bring to the table.
Rich Russillo: Well, James, we all know how proficient she is with Baseball Bats, especially if they have glass shards all over them! Besides, we are at a Baseball Stadium after all. I wonder if we are going to see a Homerun with Lars Grier’s head playing the part of the ball!
Persephone: Stop! Don’t give this red haired psycho any ideas!
James Peters: And it looks like Camille found a chair from underneath the ring. Now things are getting interesting! Ms. Extreme living up to her name, she is wielding that steel chair and she’s ready to get back inside the r…. WAIT A MINUTE! BASEBALL SLIDE BY LARS GRIER! OH NO, HE KICKED THE CHAIR INTO CAMILLE’S FACE! WHAT SICKENING THUD AS MS. EXTREME FALLS DOWN ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR.
Rich Russillo: You should never let your guard down when facing someone as ruthless as Grier but this match goes far beyond wrestling! Ms. Extreme needs to keep her emotions in check or else, this might not go well for her! Lars Grier now picks her up, WHAT AN IRISH WHIP! HE JUST SENT HER CRASHING TO THE STEEL STEPS! But he is not done yet! Grier gets a hold of the chair, he closes it! Ms. Extreme’s head is dangerously leaning on the steel steps, he might want to cave her skull in! NO! LARS WITH THE STEEL CHAI… NOBODY’S HOME! THE STEEL CHAIR HITS THE STEEL STEPS HARD BUT THANKFULLY CAMILLE WAS ABLE TO GET OUT HE WAY JUST IN TIME!
Persephone: Camille just managed to keep her three brain cells safe as she avoided the impact. Now she just kicked Lars Grier on his shin, making fall forwards! He lost his hold of the chair!
James Peters: Veteran move by Camille, she’s showing us why she is the Interwire Champion! That’s for a reason. Now a kick to the guts of Lars, he is stunned… EXPLODER SUPLEX TO THE STEEL STEPS! OUCH! LARS JUST GOT A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE AS WELL! BUT CAMILLE IS NOT DONE YET! WHAT IS SHE THINKING?
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme slides back inside the ring as Lars Grier stumbles back to his feet, he’s stunned! She runs to the ropes, bounces off and she grows herself to the outside in Suicide Dive! WAIT A MINUTE! LARS GOT A HOLD OF THE STEEL CHAIR AND HE JUST USED IT AS A SHIELD! MS EXTREME JUST HIT THE CHAIR HEAD FIRST! SHE NOW TUMBLES DOWN TO THE APRON! WHAT A GREAT COUNTER BY LARS!
Persephone: I am not surprised! Camille moves with the same agility of a drunk elephant, no wonder Lars Grier had all the time in the world to get a hold of the chair and turn things around!
James Peters: Either way, now Lars Grier clearly has the upper hand and he is going to get the most out of it! But he looks like he’s got something else in mind. Grier now puts the steel chair down to the ringside floor, he picks Ms. Extreme by her hair as she is still lying on the apron… NO WAY! LARS GRIER JUST HIT CAMILLE WITH A DDT ON THE STEEL CHAIR! THIS IS INSANE! AND MATCH HAS JUST STARTED!
Rich Russillo: Oh no, it looks like Ms. Extreme was busted up off that Apron DDT on the steel chair. Lars Grier looks on as she is gasping for air at ringside. He is now looking underneath the ring once again, possibly looking for another weapon. Nope, nevermind, I spoke too soon. It looks like he hasn’t found anything interesting. Grier goes back to the steel chair and wraps it around Ms. Extreme’s neck with a devilish look in his eyes…
Persephone: I don’t like the looks of this but I can’t stop watching! I want her to suffer and I can’t even explain why!
James Peters: Because you are an evil bit…. uhm, back to the action! Lars Grier has Ms. Extreme right where he wants her, she’s on the floor, steel chair wrapped around her neck… Lars Grier climbs to the apron once again. LARS GRIER WITH THE STOMP… NO! MS EXTREME GOT OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME! GRIER’S FOOT LANDS AT RINGSIDE BUT THANKFULLY FOR HER, CAMILLE MANAGED TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! SHE QUICKLY GETS THE STEEL CHAIR OFF HER NECK AND SLAMS IT ON THE HEAD OF LARS! OUCH! WHAT A HIT! HE IS GOING TO FEEL THAT TOMORROW!
Rich Russillo: The blood is now starting to cover up the forehead of Camille, although Lars Grier appears to be still “intact”. I wouldn’t worry too much though, we know it’s just a matter of time. Camille now decides to return in kind! SHE WRAPS THE STEEL CHAIR AROUND GRIER’S NECK AND WHAM!!! SHE JUST IRISH WHIPPED HIM TO THE STEEL POST! LARS HIT THE STEEL POST HARD AS THE STEEL CHAIR CRANKED HIS NECK IN THE PROCESS! HE COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND, SCREAMING IN AGONY! HIS NECK MIGHT BE BROKEN! OH NO CAMILLE IS NOT DONE YET!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme has now picked Lars back up and she just threw him back inside the squared circle. But hold on a minute! She glares at the steel steps! Are they going to come into play? Yes! Camille picks them up and throws them inside the ring. She then gets back inside herself and… OH NO, WHAT A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE FROM LARS GRIER! SHE TOOK TOO MUCH TIME AND SHE PAID FOR IT! AND LOOK! HE IS NOT EVEN GOING FOR THE PIN! THIS IS HOW PERSONAL THIS RIVALRY IS! THEY WONT LEAVE THE RING UNTIL ONE OF THEM IS PERMANENTLY INCAPACITATED! THAT’S WHAT I CALL INTENSITY!
Persephone: I wouldn’t call it “intensity”, it’s just plain stupidity. Remember, there’s a Championship on the line. Lars should be trying to pin Camille any chance he gets, but no! He has to prove his point, apparently!
James Peters: This rivalry has scaled far beyond the point of a competitive wrestling match! What did you expect? Lars Grier now turns his attention to the steel steps. Ms. Extreme thought she could use them to her advantage but she might end up on the receiving end of this predicament! OH NO DON’T DO THIS LARS! LARS GRIER JUST PICKED CAMILLE UP IN A PILEDRIVER POSITION! HE NOW DANGEROUSLY APPROACHES THE STEEL STEPS, I AM AFRAID HE IS GOING FOR THE TOLEDO SUNRISE ON THE STEPS! HOLD ON, CAMILLE HAS SOME FIGHT LEFT IN HER! SHE IS STRUGGLING, LARS MIGHT HAVE TO CHOICE BUT TO LET HER GO, AS HE DOES NOT SEEM TO HAVE A FIRM GRIP OF HIS OPPONENT! YES! MS EXTREME MANAGED TO ESCAPE THE PILEDRIVER ATTEMPT, ALTHOUGH SHE STILL LANDED ROUGHLY ON HER NECK DUE TO HER POSITION!
Rich Russillo: No time to catch her breath, Lars is still on her! Whoops! Nevermind! Camille managed to kick his shin and make him fall face first on the steps! Talk about payback! Now Ms. Extreme is back to her feet… SHE CATCHES LARS…. TWIST OF FATE ON THE STEEL STEPS! SHE GOT ALL OF IT! LARS LANDED FACE FIRST ON THE STEEL STEPS AND HE IS NOW BUSTED OPEN! WHAT A MOVE BY CAMILLE!
Persephone: Why isn’t she covering him up?! She is a Champion for Christ sake! What is she thinking!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme stumbles back to her feet, she is stunned. To be fair she landed badly when she freed herself from the Piledriver attempt, I wonder if her history of concussions is coming into play! Hopefully she is alright! Her face is now fully covered in blood, though. The referee is asking her, he wants to make sure she still wants to continue! Yes! She is nodding! Ms. Extreme is far from over! She climbs the top turnbuckle as Lars Grier slowly gets back to his feet… What does she have in mind? OOF DIVING CALF KICK FROM THE TOP ROPE! SHE GOT HIM RIGHT ON THE MUSH! LARS GRIER COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR YET AGAIN AS CAMILLE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! SHE IS LOOKING FOR SOME MORE WEAPONS!
Rich Russillo: Oh no… look at that sadistic smile on her face! SHE FOUND HER FAVOURITE WEAPON! CAMILLE HAS A BASEBALL BAT IN HER HAND! AND NOT YOUR AVERAGE BASEBALL BAT, NO! THIS ONE HAS GLASS SHARDS ALL OVER IT! AND WHAT BETTER PLACE TO USE IT THAN ORACLE PARK IN SAN FRANCISCO!
Persephone: Oh man… She better put that Baseball Bat down, she doesn’t know what she’s doing with it!
James Peters: Lars Grier crawls all the way to the corner, he uses the ropes as leverage and just like that he is back to his feet! He charges in and gets a hold of the baseball bat before Ms. Extreme could swing it. The two are now fighting for the control of the baseball bat, neither one of them wants to let go! NO! LARS GRIER JUST HEADBUTTED THE HECK OUT OF MS. EXTREME! HE GOT CONTROL OF THE BASEBALL BAT, HE SWINGS! NOPE! CAMILLE DUCKED UNDERNEATH JUST IN TIME, SPINNING HEEL KICK! OOOOF! SHE GOT HIM, LARS LET GO OF THE BAT AND CAMILLE QUICKLY GOT A HOLD OF IT…. NOW IT’S PAYBACK TIME!
Rich Russillo: Oh no… Ms. Extreme has Lars Grier in her sight! BOOOM! WHAT A SHOT! SHE JUST SMACKED THE BASEBALL BAT ACROSS HIS FACE! SHE KILLED HIM! I THINK I SAW A TOOTH FLYING! LARS GRIER COLLAPSES TO THE MAT, A PUDDLE OF BLOOD HAS FORMED AROUND HIS HEAD AND… YES! I SAW CORRECTLY, THAT’S ONE OF HIS TEETH!
Persephone: Yikes! That’s disgusting! And now what the heck is she doing! She is… picking up Grier’s tooth? What?! Are you kidding me? Why.. Wha… What the hell is going on here!
James Peters: I am shocked! Lars Grier presumably dead on the canvas, as Camille is examining the tooth she just “extracted” from him. Wh… Now she is looking around the arena. Oh no… I guess I know what she is thinking… Camille just threw the tooth in the air and… BOOM! SHE HIT IT WITH THE BASEBALL BAT! CAMILLE JUST SCORED A HOMERUN WITH LARS GRIER’S TOOTH INSIDE THE ORACLE PARK STADIUM! SHE IS MAKING HIM PAY FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS OF HUMILIATIONS AND MIND GAMES! KARMA IS TRULY A BI… I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM HAVE JUST SEEN AND I HAVE BEEN COMMENTATING VOLTAGE FOR QUITE SOME TIME! THAT IS SAYING A LOT!
Persephone: *Pretends to call someone* Can I please get drafted to Dynasty, thanks?
Rich Russillo: Ms. Extreme is now laughing underneath the crimson mask of blood that is covering her face. She is laughing because she is now toying with Grier, but she should be careful! He is not someone you want to anger! Ms. Extreme wants to end this once and for all, she goes to the top turnbuckle once again… The Red Queen is going for The Blind Fury! She is slow on her feet, the match has definitely took its toll on her body… CAMILLE GOES FOR IT BUT LARS CATCHES HER WITH AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT IN MID AIR! HE GOT HER! CAMILLE LANDS BADLY ON HER BACK AS LARS STUMBLES BACK ALL THE WAY TO THE TURNBUCKLE. WHAT A COUNTER! I TOLD YOU, LARS IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!
James Peters: Ms. Extreme is now crawling to the opposite corner, she gets a hold of the ropes as she tries desperately to regain her balance. She is back to her feet, in the corner and gasping for air. Lars Grier closes in on her and hits her with an Uppercut…. and another one! LARS GRIER IS DEMOLISHING MS. EXTREME WITH A FLURRY OF EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS, HE CALLS THAT THE GRIER MONTAGE! CAMILLE DROPS ON HER BUTT, SHE IS STILL IN THE CORNER… LARS GRIER CHARGES IN FOR A FINAL RUNNING UPPERCUT THAT LEAVES HER ALMOST UNCONSCIOUS!
Persephone: Did you see that? He almost took her head off with that one! She might even look somewhat cute after this unwanted facial reconstruction!
Rich Russillo: See? There’s always a bright side! Lars is done playing games though, he is back to his feet, his face covered in blood. He is going to make her pay. Lars Grier picks up the Baseball Bat yet again and then stares a whole in Camille. He has evil intentions written all over his face! He approaches her yet again, Baseball Bat in his hand. OH NO THIS IS DISGUSTING! LARS GRIER IS JUST GRINDING THE BASEBALL BAT ACROSS CAMILLE’S FACE! REMEMBER THERE ARE GLASS SHARDS SCATTERED ALL OVER IT! THE REFEREE HAS TO DO SOMETHING TO STOP THEM!
James Peters: But what can he do? This is No Holds Barred! This is Camille’s stipulation, it’s her perfect Habitat. I am not saying she asked for this but I am sure she can find a way to turn things around! Lars Grier now plays with the bloodied Baseball Bat, he pretends to hit imaginary balls and score Home Runs, much like Camille did earlier. He appears to be satisfied by his work and by the amount of pain he inflicted on his victim. What in the world is he doing now? He is tearing the glass shards off the Baseball Bat… He just threw the Baseball Bat away… Camille is barely back to her feet. Oh man, I don’t wanna look!
Persephone: Oh come on! Are you that squeamish? This is Voltage! Man up and enjoy the show!
Rich Russillo: No way! Lars Grier just pried Camille’s mouth wide open and… NO! HE IS STUFFING HER MOUTH WITH THE GLASS SHARDS! THIS IS… I AM ABOUT TO PUKE… I CANT…
Persephone: OH YOU ARE A SISSY! LET ME COMMENTATE THIS ONE! LARS GRIER JUST STUFFED CAMILLE’S MOUTH WITH THE GLASS SHARDS! THIS IS TOO MUCH BUT I CAN’T STOP LOOKING! HE NOW PICKS HER UP, SHE IS IN THE PILEDRIVER POSITION ONCE AGAIN! GRIER IS NOW MARCHING TOWARDS THE STEEL STEPS! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! TOLEDO SUNRISE ON THE STEEL STEPS! AND CAMILLE HAD THE GLASS SHARDS IN HER MOUTH TOO! SHE MUST BE DEAD!
James Peters: *Covers his eyes* Guys, just tell me when this is over, please!
Rich Russillo: Ok! Well, I think this is it because Camille looks dead to me! And Lars Grier is about to cover her up off the Tombstone! The referee gets closer, I hope this is it for them, I just can’t imagine what else they would do to each other…
ONEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOO
THR———
James Peters: NOOOOOO! Ms. Extreme somehow kicked out! Yikes! This is disgusting! She is now coughing blood… urgh…. I don’t feel so good….
Persephone: I wish I could do that to you, James! I am sure people would pay to see that!
Rich Russillo: There’s nothing to be surprised here! We knew this was going to happen! Were you expecting Mat wrestling from these two? Heck no! These two Elitsts are out here to MURDER each other and they won’t stop at nothing until one of them is dead. Lars Grier recognizes this, he knows he needs to kill Ms. Extreme! Rolling to the outside, Lars stumbles to his feet, absolutely exhausted, but not finished yet.
James Peters: He’s got something covered in a sheet…What the hell…LARS UNSHEATHES A CROWBAR!! HIS SIGNATURE WEAPON, LARS DEVILISHLY GLANCING AT THE CROWBAR, HE’S GOING TO END MS. EXTREME!! WIPING HER BLOOD OFF HIS FACE, HE’S COVERED IN IT, THIS LOOKS LIKE A MURDER SCENE!! RE-ENTERING THE RING NOW, LARS STALKING MS. EXTREME, JUST WAITING FOR HIS PREY TO GET BACK TO HER FEET!!! LARS CHARGES WITH THE CROWBAR-
Rich Russillo: MS EXTREME AVOIDS IT AND THRUSTS GLASS SHARDS INTO THE EYES OF LARS GRIER!!!!! HOLLLLYYYY SHIITTTTTT!!!! LARS PRYING THE SPLINTERING SHARDS OF GLASS OUT OF HIS EYES, BLINDED AND STUNNED, MS. EXTREME PICKS UP THE CROWBAR, OH NO!!! SHE SCREAMS ONE MASSIVE “FUCK YOU” AND SMASHES LARS IN THE FACE WITH THE CROWBAR!!!!!!! FNEFEFEQOPEIOFQOQEFNFOEFN!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!! LARS GRIER WAS JUST SMASHED IN THE TEETH WITH THAT CROWBAR, HIS HEAD POURING BLOOD ALL OVER THE CANVAS!!! WE ALL KNEW BLOOD WOULD BE SPILLED, BUT THIS IS NEXT LEVEL!!!
Persephone: STILL COVERED IN STAINED RED GLASS, MS. EXTREME LETS OUT A VIOLENT CRY, IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN, BUT STILL ALIVE, SHE NEEDS TO CAPITALIZE!! Now it’s Ms. Extreme heading to the outside, viciously searching under the apron, tossing bats, chairs and light tubes to the side…What the hell is she looking for…WHAT IN GOD’S NAME IS THAT?!?!?
James Peters: IT’S A BED OF FUCKING NAILS!!!
Rich Russillo: CHRIST IN HEAVEN, WHAT THE HELL IS SHE THINKING!!! THAT MASSIVE WOOD PANEL COATED WITH RUSTY NAILS AND BLOOD STAINS!!! Sliding this unholy contraption in the ring, this will surely end the match. Lars is still down and out after having his head split open by that crowbar. Ms. Extreme now lifting this nail studded table and elevating in the corner, oh no….DON’T DO THIS, SHE’S GONNA KILL HIM, MS. EXTREME LIFTING LARS ON HER SHOULDERS!!! WHAT HAS THIS RIVALRY COME TO, THESE TWO TRULY WANT TO SLAUGHTER EACH OTHER LIKE ANIMALS, AND MS. EXTREME IS ABOUT TO DO JUST THAT!!! DON’T DO THIS….MS. EXTREME CHARGING ACROSS THE RING!!!!! BUT LARS GRIER ESCAPES OUT THE BACK DOOR, AND THEN AVOIDS AN ATTEMPTED HEEL KICK, MS. EXTREME CHARGES AT HIM AGAIN, BUT LARS BACK DROPPPPSSSSS HERRRRR ONTO THAT BED OF FUCKING NAILLLLLLSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!
James Peters: GOOD GOD!!!! FUCKING HELL!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!
Persephone: MS. EXTREME IS DEAD, DRENCHED IN HER OWN BLOOD!!! SHE JUST FELL TO THE CANVAS IN A HEAP, SHE’S DONE!!!! OH MY GOD!!! LARS IS EXHAUSTED, HE CAN’T COVER HER!!! HE’S CRAWLING TOWARDS THE LIFELESS AND BEATEN BODY OF MS. EXTREME, CLAWING AND SCRATCHING!!! HE BARELY MANAGES TO GET HIS ARM OVER HER BODY, THIS IS IT!!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
James, Persephone and Rich Russillo: KICKKKKKKKKKOOOOUUUTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
James Peters: HOW IN THE HELL DID SHE KICK OUT!!! HOW IS SHE STILL LIVING!!!! THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A MUSCLE SPASM, SOMEONE GO CHECK HER FOR A FUCKING PULSE!!!
Rich Russillo: LARS WAS STILL REELING AND MS. EXTREME HAD JUST ENOUGH TIME TO RECOVER AND SOMEHOW SHOOT THAT SHOULDER OFF THE MAT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND!! Both competitors are absolutely lifeless. The canvas ripped and torn, stained red with the violent stories that have unfolded tonight. Both Grier and Ms. Extreme showing signs of life, these two are inhuman. It takes unearthly resolve to continue the fight at this point, but hatred is one of the strongest motivators, and the hate between these two isn’t measurable on the largest of scales. Ms. Extreme using the ropes to hold herself up, Lars stumbling to his feet after dropping to a knee, HOW THE HELL ARE THEY UP!?!?!? LARS SHOWS HER BOTH HIS MIDDLE FINGERS, THE ULTIMATE SIGN OF DISRESPECT, AND HERE THEY GO!!!! TRADING SHOTS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, FISTS AND ELBOWS SLASHING AND FLYING!!! WHO’S BLOOD IS WHO’S?!?! LARS GOING FOR A LARIAT- BUT HE’S CAUGHT, COUNTERED BY MS. EXTREME AND DROPPED ON HIS HEAD WITH AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!!! MORE DAMAGE TO THE NECK OF LARS, HOW IS MS. EXTREME SUMMONING THIS STRENGTH, WHERE IS SHE GETTING THIS FROM?!?! NOW ATTEMPTING A TWIST OF FATE, WHICH IS OFTEN THE PRELUDE TO THE FINISH!!! TWIST OF FAT- NO!! LARS ESCAPED AND FLIES AT HER WITH A JUMPING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE!!! WHAT ATHLETICISM FROM GRIER!!! NOW LARS LOOKING FOR A POWERBOMB, THERE’S NO WAY, HE CAN’T DO IT, HE CANT POWER HER UP….LARS STRUGGGGLLLIIINNNNGGG, SHAKING AND CONVULSING, AND DROPS MS. EXTREME BEFORE BEING ABLE TO POWERBOMB HER, HE’S TOO WEAK…NO WAY, HE’S GOING AT IT ONE MORE TIME, POWERING HER UP INTO THE SKIES, RELEASING A VIOLENT CRY OF PAIN…HE’S GOT HER, LARS HAS HER SET UP!!! HE DRIVES HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A VCIOUS POWEEERBBBOOMMBBBBB!!!!
James Peters: WHERE THE HELL DID LARS FIND THAT WILL, WHAT A SOLDIER!!! NOW FIGHTING HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET, STUMBLING ACROSS THE RING!!! WHAT A SEQUENCE FROM GRIER AND HE STILL ISN’T DONE, HE WANTS TO PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN RIGHT HERE, THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!!! DRAGGING HIS FINGER ACORSS HIS THROAT, LARS IS CALLING FOR THE END!!! IS THIS THE DEMISE OF MS. EXTREME, WILL LARS END HER LEGACY HERE TONIGHT?!?! STRUGGLING TO LIFT THE BODY OF MS. EXTREME, BUT HE’S LOOKING FOR THE TOLEDO SUNRISE, THAT JUMPING PILEDRIVER WHICH MORE OFTEN THAN NOT SETS UP FOR THE FINISH OF THE MATCH!!!
Rich Russillo; LARS HAS GOT HER UP….BUT MS. EXTREME SOMEHOW TRANSITIONS TO BEING ON HER FEET AND NOW HAS LARS IN PILEDRIVER POSITION…THEY COUNTER AGAIN, NOW IT’S LARS, ONCE AGAIN, WHO’S GOT MS. EXTREME IN TROUBLE!!! HE DROPS HER DOWN ON SKULL FIRST ON GLASS SHARDS!!!!! MS. EXTREME SCREAMING AND KICKING, TIGHTLY CLAWING HER HEAD!!! OH MY GOD, A MASSIVE PIECE OF GLASS IS STUCK IN THE HEAD OF MS. EXTREME, BLOOD SHOOTING OUT OF HER SCALP!!! LARS DOESN’T CARE, HE LOVES IT, SMILING AT MS. EXTREME ONE LAST TIME, NOW HE’S SETTING UP FOR “THE DEADLIGHT DRIVE” THAT URANAGE STYLE SLAM TO FINISH THIS MATCH!!!! HE’S GONNA DRIVE HER DOWN AND FINISH THIS WAR!!! LARS GRIER WITH THE DEA- WAIT MS. EXTREME ESCAPED OUT THE BACK DOOR AND COUNTERED INTO A FUCKING TWIST OF FATE!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL, WHERE IS SHE FINDING THIS RESOLVE!!!!! GETTING BACK UP TO A KNEE, SHE RIPS THE MASSIVE SHARD OF GLASS FROM HER SKULL AND MORE BLOOD SPURS UNCONTROLLABLY FROM HER HEAD!!! HER FACE IS TURNING GHOSTLY WHITE FROM THE BLOOD LOSS, SHE APPEARS TO BE GETTING DIZZY, BUT SHE’S FIGHTING THROUGH IT!!! THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE CLASSIC, MY GOD, WHAT A WAR!!!!
Persephone: She’s stumbled outside the ring once again, after everything we’ve seen, what the hell could she be looking for?!?! OH NO!!!….
Rich Russillo: THE BARBEDDDDWIREEEEEEEE!!!
James Peters; Oh God, please no…
Persephone: She’s got that roll of barbwire in the ring…wait…What the hell is she doing? She’s wrapping the barbwire around the crowbar…OH GOD, PLEASE FUCKING NO!!!! NOW WRAPPING THAT BARBED WIRE COATED STEEL ACROSS THE BACK OF LARS GRIER, AND AGAIN!!!! LARS SCREAMING WITH EACH BLOW, BUT MS. EXTREME IS RELENTLESS, NOT LETTING UP!!!! CONTUING TO STRIKE THE BACK OF GRIER UNTIL SHE DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE FROM EXHAUSTION, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! NOW MS. EXTREME MOCKING GRIER, SHOWING HIM THE MIDDLE FINGER, FOLLOWED BY A THROAT SLASH!!!! SHE DROPS DOWN, OH FUCKING NO!!!! SHE LOCKS IN THE “AVA LOCK” WITH THE CROWBAR!!!
James Peters: SHE’S GOT THE BARBED WIRE CROWBAR TEARING OPEN THE MOUTH OF GRIER, THIS IS IT, HE CAN’T GET TO THE ROPES IN A NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH!!! OH GODDD!!!!!
Persephone: THIS IS IT, THAT BARBEDWIRE IS RIPPING OPEN THE MOUTH OF LARS, THE CORNERS OF HIS MOUTH BEGINNING TO SPLIT AND RIP!!! OH MY GOD, TAP ALREADY YOU STUPID FUCK!!!
Rich Russillo: LARS IS ABOUT TO TAP, MS. EXTREME IS ABOUT TO END THIS BRUTALITY IF SHE CAN JUST HOLD ON….BUT SHE’S FADING, THE BLOOD STILL OOZING FROM HER HEAD AND BODY, SHE’S TURNING PURPLE WITH EVERY SECOND OF WORK SHE EXERTS….SHE’S FADING, OH NO….SHE’S OUT!!!! MS. EXTREME PASSED OUT BEFORE LARS COULD TAP, SHE FALLS DEAD ON THE CANVAS, AS LARS GRIER’S MOUTH CONTINUES TO POUR BLOOD!!
James Peters: Grier stumbles his way to a standing base and begins avidly searching for something in his pocket…What the hell is he looking for now…Is that? It’s a picture of Consuela Rosa Ava!!!!
Lars Grier (Off Mic): You never should have gotten involved in this! This was never your fight! This was about me getting my hands on the 24/7 contract. Now because of your stupid, fucking impulsive nature, you are about to lose everything you’ve worked for this season, and you have no one but yourself to blame.
Rich Russillo: HOW FUCKING DESPICABLE, NOW CRUMPLING UP THE PAPER AND STUFFING IT IN THE BLOODY MOUTH OF MS. EXTREME!!! NOW FOLLOWING UP WITH A STIFF KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE!!! WHAT DISRESPECT FROM THE VILE, LARS GRIER!!!
Persephone: HE’S NOT FINISHED WITH HER YET, HE’S GOT SOMETHING SINISTER IN MIND! UNRAVELING THE BARBED WIRE, NOW SPREADING IT ALL OVER THE CANVAS, OH NO…LARS GRIER LIFTS MS. EXTREME FOR ANOTHER POWERBOMB, DON’T DO IT!!! MS. EXTREME IS POWWEEERRRRBOOMMBBBEDDDDD ON THE FUCKKKKKIIINNNGGG BARRRRBEEEDDD WIRRREEEEEEE!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN, HAVE MERCY!!!!! LARS LETTING OUT ONE FINAL SCREAM OF INTENSITY, NOW LIFTING MS. EXTREME FROM THE HEAP, MORE?!?!? FUCKING REALLY?!?!? NOW LIFTING MS. EXTREME TO THE TOP ROPE….FUCKING GOD NO, DON’T DO THIS!!! HE’S GONNA KILL BOTH OF THEM!!! NOW HIGH ATOP THE CANVAS, PERCHED ON THE TOP ROPE!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AIIIIIRRRRRRRRAIIIDDDDDD CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALLLLL THE WAY DOWN ONTO THE BARBEDWIRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT, THIS IS OVER, THERE’S BLOOD EVERYWHERE AND SURELY, MS. EXTREME IS DEAD!!!
Rich Russillo: LARS GRIER TOOK HIMSELF OUT IN THE PROCESS, BUT SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO SACRIFICE EVERYTHING IN ORDER TO SUCCEED AND HE WAS WILLING TO KILL HIMSELF ALL TO KILL MS. EXTREME!!! BUT HE CAN’T COVER HER, HE’S BARELY MOVING!!! LARS USING THE ROPES TO ASSIST HIM TO HIS FEET, HE CAN FINISH IT HERE!!! MS. EXTREME IS DOWN AND OUT, LARS GRIER NEEDS TO SUMMON UP JUST A BIT MORE ENERGY AND HE CAN END THIS BRUTALITY!!!
(That’s when “We Appreciate Power” by Grimes begins to blast across the PA system!)
James Peters: :damn:!!!!
Persephone: :damn:!!!!
Rich Russillo: :damn:!!!!
James Peters: IT’S CONSUELA! CONSUELA IS MARCHING DOWN TO THE RING WITH THE BLACK ROSE SPECTER IN ONE HAND AND THE 24/7 CONTRACT IN THE OTHER HAND!!!
Persephone: LOOK AT THE VIDEOTRON! THE VIDEOTRON JUST CAME ON AND LOOK AT LARS’ FACE!
(The videotron shows Corvus members Levi and Rath laying in a blood heap at the feet of Terry Chambers.)
Rich Russillo: LARS EYES GO WIDE AS CONSUELA SLIDES INTO THE RING AND THROWS HER CONTRACT AT THE REFEREE! SHE IS CASHING IN RIGHT NOW!!!!
James Peters: LARS STUMBLES TOWARDS CONSUELA BUT SHE SLAPS HER SPECTER RIGHT INTO HIS FACE! LARS FALLS TO THE GROUND AND CONSUELA STARTS TO TARGET HIS KNEE! SHE BEGINS SLAMMING THE SPECTER INTO LARS’ KNEE NO DOUBT DOING A TON OF DAMAGE! I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE SEEN CONSUELA ROSE AVA LIKE THIS!!!
Persephone: THE BITCH GOT PUT THROUGH A WINDSHIELD LAST WEEK! HOW THE FUCK WAS SHE SUPPOSED TO ACT?????
Rich Russillo: CONSUELA SLAMS THE SPECTER INTO LARS KNEE FOR A FINAL TIME AND DROPS DOWN TO THE MAT! SHE GRABS HIS ARM AND LOCKS HIM THE SUELA LOCK!!! SHE IS USING THE SPECTER TO WRENCH BACK ON LARS NECK!!!!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME IS WAKING UP AND SHE SEES WHAT’S HAPPENING!!! MS. EXTREME IS TRYING TO PUSH HERSELF UP!
(Consuela’s eyes clash with Camille’s and for a brief moment, there is a hint of sadness in Consuela’s.)
Persephone: LARS IS TAPPING! LARS IS TAPPING! THE MATCH IS OVER! THE MATCH IS OVER!!!!
Consuela Rose Ava to Ms. Extreme (Off Mic): I’m sorry, Camille. This was always my fight.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION… CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!!!
(“We Appreciate Power” by Grimes hits the PA system and Consuela releases her submission. The referee grabs the Interwire Championship and passes it over to Consuela. ‘The Soul of Voltage’ doesn’t gloat. She doesn’t celebrate. She just gives her bewildered and bloodied sister a look of regret.)
James Peters: Holy shit, what a turn of events here. I never in a million years expected this to be the outcome of this match!
Rich Russillo: I don’t even think it’s really registered to Ms. Extreme what just happened. But what I do know is that we have a brand new Interwire Champion.
James Peters: For close to a year, Consuela Rose Ava has held onto that contract, defending it, and waiting for the perfect time to cash it in and use it. I don’t think this scenario ever crossed her mind, but nonetheless she’s captured yet another championship here in Elite Answers Wrestling.
(Consuela has made her made from the ring, not looking back at who she’s left behind. But the videotron shows her face, and it’s clear that she is conflicted about the decision she just made. Camille looks absolutely crushed as she staggers to her feet, using the ropes for support, and perhaps the most haunting image from this whole scene is Lars Grier holding his knee, being attended to by the medics who have come down to the ring.)
(Grand Rampage fades into a promotional ad.)
(A promotional ad for the Showdown exclusive event, Odyssey, airs. See all your favorite Showdown Elitists on their final stop before Pain for Pride, live on free-per-view, Saturday, May 23rd, 2020.)
(The scene reopens to Dr. Bethany Blue locker room. The locker room is empty at the moment and the only person in the camera shot is Bethany. Bethany is not in the most pleasant mood after her loss against Darcy May Morgan. Bethany had put her heart and soul into the match, hoping that the results would fall into her favor, but it seems like the Specialists Champion managed to pull this victory off, leaving Bethany without a clear direction on what to do next. Bethany has her head down in shame as she rubs the temples of her head, almost feeling a headache coming to her.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: I should be the Specialists Champion. I don’t understand where I go all wrong? What did I do to deserve this feeling of failure?
???: You did nothing wrong, Bethany.
(Dr. Bethany Blue looks up as a small smile forms at her face as she sees…the PURE Champion himself, Jake Smith. Jake sits down at the seat next to Bethany and hands a water bottle to her.)
Jake Smith: You looked amazing out there, Bethany. Don’t be so concerned about the result. Yes, Darcy May Morgan was on her A-game tonight, but you are the better competitor overall. Darcy got lucky tonight and if it were another night, the results would be in your favor. I mean, you don’t see someone like Darcy looking to find a cure for COVID-19. You don’t see someone like Darcy juggling being a doctor and wrestler at the same time.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Darcy doesn’t have a good looking guy trying to consult her post match…. 🥰
(Jake Smith scratches the back of his neck nervously.)
Jake Smith: You do have a point. I am the best looking guy in EAW. :mjgrin:
Dr. Bethany Blue: You are. 😍
(Dr. Bethany Blue places her hand on top of Jake Smith’s hand. You can see the loving look on the Doc’s face. With Jake, he has become Bethany’s escape over the last few weeks. He has become someone that has been there for her during her setbacks. She is forever thankful for that. Jake smiles back to her as he tries not to make this moment as awkward as possible.)
???: Oh man, I didn’t need to interrupt.
(The camera pans to Alexis Chambers, who happened to stumble at the sight of Jake Smith and Dr. Bethany Blue. The look of love from Bethany’s face completely transforms to a look of range that Alexis decided to make her presence known. For the first time, the Doc and Alexis are in the same area at the same time and Bethany doesn’t know how to respond to that at all.)
Jake Smith: It’s fine. Do you need something, Alexis —
Dr. Bethany Blue: No, it’s not fine!
(Dr. Bethany Blue rises up from her steel chair and gets closer to Alexis Chambers’ face.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: None of this concerns you, Alexis. I don’t understand what gives you the nerve to walk into this locker room without knocking.
Alexis Chambers: Anyone’s allowed to come into this locker room. It’s not reserved for you, Bethany. Besides, Jake and I were going to discuss strategy for his title defense —
Dr. Bethany Blue: This isn’t about you. GET THE FUDGE OUT!
(Dr. Bethany Blue points at the door as Alexis Chambers holds her hands up in defense. Alexis is not in the mood to get any confrontation, especially with someone like Bethany. Alexis quickly walks out of the locker room, leaving Bethany with Jake Smith again.)
Jake Smith: Was that really necessary, Bethany? Alexis didn’t mean to barge in.
Dr. Bethany Blue: I just put all of my stock in becoming Specialists Champion. This isn’t about her, Jake. This is about me and how I need you during my time of need. I need you to be there for me following this loss. Some bee-itch like Alexis Chambers was more than willing to take you away from me to “discuss strategy.” I don’t buy that at all, Jake.
Jake Smith: I did ask for Alexis Chambers to be at my corner during my match and I can tell you that Alexis and I are JUST friends.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Did you see the way that Alexis looks at you?
Jake Smith: :skip: I understand that you’re upset about your match not going your way, but that doesn’t give you the right to treat someone like Alexis, who didn’t mean to barge into the locker room nor did she expect to see you with me.
Dr. Bethany Blue: This isn’t about Alexis, Jake. Besides, I was fully invested in capturing the Specialists Championship. I really wanted nothing more than to make my unique opportunity mean something.
Jake Smith: Okay, you’re right. I don’t really blame you for acting the way you are, but you’ll regroup and end up being better than ever. I know you will. You are one of the most talented women in this company. Don’t let this loss get to you, Bethany. I know how good you are. You don’t get the credit that you deserve and it will be time that you get another championship. I know it.
Dr. Bethany Blue: You always know the right thing to say to me.
(Jake Smith and Dr. Bethany Blue exchange smiles at each other before they embrace each other as the scene pans to ringside.)
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(“Surfin’ (ft. Pharrell Williams)” by Kid Cudi plays as Serena Bennett makes her way out from the curtain in an all blue attire and her signature glasses. Blue lights are shining all around Oracle Park. She lifts her shades up above her head as she makes her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!
Crowd:
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…. FROM COMPTON, CALIFORNIA…. WEIGHING IN AT 114 POUNDS……. SERENNAAAAAA BENNNNNNNNNETTTTTTTTT!!!!
Stew-O: She’s back and she’s better than ever! She’s proven that since she’s come back and she wants one thing, revenge on the woman who took her out at Road To Redemption, but instead she got her husband.
Jake Mercer: She should be thankful she’s in the presence of the White Mamba! He didn’t have to come back but he wasn’t going to let anybody disrespect Sienna especially not Serena. :wow:
Flannery McCoy: Well these two have had a war of words the past several weeks and we finally get to see it all come to a head tonight, it should be a great fight between two top Dynasty talents Serena said she was ready for a fight with Impact any time anywhere and we’re gonna see it tonight!
(“I Gave You Power” by Nas hits as white lights begin to flash around Oracle. Impact walks out with a shit eating grin on his face. He scans the empty baseball stadium around him before making his way to the ring with Serena not taking her eyes off the 9 time World Champion.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT…FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON……WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS!…..IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTTTTTT!!!!
Jake Mercer: HERE HERE IS! THE WHITE MAMBA HIMSELF! :blessed:
Stew-O: This man has not let up on his words to Serena since she came back, even calling her the most self-centered human being on this planet, and calling her lazy. Also don’t forget he blatantly cost Serena a match with TLA last week in a totally unfair manner.
Jake Mercer: :dahell: He took TLA out too, he was being more than fair. Don’t start with this. Also Serena should take Impact’s words to heart. He’s a nine time World Champion for a reason, he’s an icon. When he talks, you damn well better listen!
Flannery McCoy: Well, the minute he interrupted Serena’s Blue Carpet Treatment he knew he was in for a fight with Serena, and I’m sure he knows what he’s getting himself into trying to bring out this aggressive side of Serena. This should be a great one to watch!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: And HERE WE GO! Both competitors now circle the ring and are waiting for the other to make the first move, and both competitors lock up in the center of the ring in a collar and elbow tie-up! Impact gains control as he has in a side headlock! Impact wrenches down now on the headlock as Serena runs and pushes Impact off her and Impact goes running to the ropes and Serena catches him with a dropkick right to Impact’s face! Impact retreats to the outside taking a quick breather right out of the gate!
(Serena is holding the rope open for Impact to get back in the ring.)
Serena Bennett(no mic): COME ON YOU PUSSY, GET BACK IN HERE!
(Impact has an unamused look on his face as he’s trying to slowly get back in the ring.)
Impact(no mic): TELL HER ASS TO BACK UP!
(Serena steps back as far as she can distancing herself from the side of the ring Imp’s on. Impact slowly walks up the steel steps before stepping back into the ring.)
Jake Mercer: Smart! White Mamba picking his spots and making sure it’s a fair fight and Serena doesn’t cheapshot him as he’s getting back in the ring. Both competitors lock up in the center of the ring once more and Impact uses his hundred plus weight advantage and backs Serena into the corner! Imp now raining down shots to Serena in the corner and the referee is trying to get some separation between the two of them as Impact hasn’t stopped! Impact puts his hands up in defense as the referee backs him from the corner.
Flannery McCoy: Serena steps a few feet towards Impact–
Stew-O: IMPACT JUST SLAPPED THE HELL OUT OF SERENA BENNETT!! :damn:
Impact(no mic): YOU DON’T BELONG IN HERE WITH ME! GO BACK TO COMPTON WHERE YOU BELO–
Flannery McCoy: SERENA TAKES DOWN IMPACT WITH FORCE! SHE’S SNAPPED, IF THERE IS ANYBODY WHO ISN’T GOING TO TAKE THAT, IT’S SERENA! SERENA THROWING SEVERAL LEFTS AND RIGHTS ON A GROUNDED IMPACT AND IMPACT IS TRYING TO COVER UP! IMPACT GRABS THE NEARBY ROPE AND PULLS HIMSELF OUT, BUT SERENA IS RIGHT ON HIS TAIL AS SHE GRABS IMP BY THE HEAD AND SLAMS HIM HEAD FIRST OFF THE STEEL STEPS! SERENA TURNS AROUND IMPACT AND TOSSES HIM FULL STEAM RIGHT INTO THE OPPOSITE STEEL STEPS SHOULDER FIRST! SERENA PICKS UP IMPACT AND THROWS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE OPPOSITE STEEL STEPS! DAMN SHE IS PISSED RIGHT NOW FROM THAT SLAP, I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED IF IMPACT IS REGRETTING THAT MOVE RIGHT ABOUT NOW! THE REFEREE NOW BEGINS HIS COUNT AS BOTH SUPERSTARS ARE BRAWLING ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Jake Mercer: SERENA PICKS UP IMPACT AND TAKES HIM OVER TO THE GERMAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!! SHE BOUNCES IMPACT’S HEAD OFF THE ANNOUNCER’S DESK! SERENA BALANCES IMPACT AGAINST THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE AND BEGINS TO UNLOAD SEVERAL RIGHT HANDS TO THE SKULL OF IMPACT!! IMPACT SLIDES DOWN AGAINST THE TABLE AND IS NOT SITTING ON THE FLOOR LEANING AGAINST THE TABLE, AND NOW SERENA BACKS UP–SHE RAMS HER KNEE RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF IMPACT AGAINST THE ANNOUNCER’S DESK! SERENA BENNETT IS NOT LETTING UP ON THIS ATTACK ON IMPACT AS SHE IS CONTINUOUSLY STOMPING DOWN ON IMPACT NOT ALLOWING HIM ANY TIME TO GET A GASP OF AIR! SERENA LIFTS UP IMPACT AND AND GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD….SERENA THROWS HIM OVER THE GERMAN ANNOUNCE TABLE AND IMPACT GOES CRASHING INTO THE GERMAN ANNOUNCERS!
German Announcer: Heilige Scheiße!!!
FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT!
Flannery McCoy: Serena goes in the ring and breaks up the referee;s ten count and then rolls back out right away to continue staying on the offense against Impact, she knows she can’t let a competitor like Impact to have any room to breathe, otherwise it might come back to end up biting her in the ass. AND OH IMPACT STANDS AND DELIVERS A SPINNING LARIET RIGHT TO SERENA! THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT! IMPACT NOW CHECKS HIS LIP FOR BLOOD AS HE CLEANS OFF THE THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE BEFORE GOING OVER TO SERENA AND DRAGGING HER TO THE ANNOUNCER’S DESK AND PLACING HER ON TOP OF IT! IMPACT THROWING RIGHT HAND AFTER RIGHT HAND TO MAKE SURE SERENA DOESN’T MOVE! IMPACT NOW ROLLS INSIDE THE RING AND MAKES HIS WAY UP TO THE TOP ROPE, WHAT THE HELL IS HE PLANNING TO DO RIGHT HERE?!–
Stew-O: BUT OH MY GOD SERENA BENNETT LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL GETS OFF THE ANNOUNCER’S TABLE AND CLIMBS UP THE APRON AND GOES UP TOP WITH IMPACT! IMPACT LOOKS LIKE HE HAD JUST SEEN A GHOST WITH HOW FAST SERENA MADE HER WAY UP TO THE TOP WITH HIM! BOTH OF THEM ARE JUST EXCHANGING RIGHTS AND LEFTS AT ONE ANOTHER, THIS IS SUCH DANGEROUS TERRITORY RIGHT NOW FOR BOTH OF THEM! SERENA SEEMS TO BET GETTING THE UPPER HAND HERE AS SHE’S DELIVERING MOST OF THE PUNCHES! SERENA IS NOW SETTING UP FOR A SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE–NO!! IMPACT BLOCKS IT AGAIN AND CONNECTS WITH A FOREARM! IMPACT THROWS SERENA’S ARM OVER HIM FOR A SUPLEX–BUT IMPACT PICKS HER UP AND THROWS HER TO THE SIDE TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! SMART, HE DIDN’T WANT TO DO ANY DAMAGE TO HIMSELF!
Jake Mercer: Absolute brilliance and the IQ of the White Mamba bailing him out again in a dangerous spot. LOOK! SERENA BENNETT IS GETTING TO HER FEET ON THE OUTSIDE AND SHE TURNS AROUND—DIVING ELBOW DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE FROM IMPACT TO SERENA ON THE OUTSIDE! IMPACT WIPES OUT SERENA AND NOW HE’S BACK TO HIS FEET WITH URGENCY! HE PLACES SERENA ON THE TABLE ONCE MORE! HE’S CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE AGAIN, SERENA CAN’T GET UP THIS TIME CAN SHE? IMPACT NOW BALANCES HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE–MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP ROPE TO SERENA THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SERENA MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! IMPACT GOES CRASHING AND BURNING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! SERENA LOOKS LIKE HER LIFE FLASHED BEFORE HER EYES BECAUSE IMPACT WAS THAT CLOSE TO CONNECTING! SERENA NOW IS UP TO HER FEET LOOKING DOWN AT IMPACT LYING IN THE RUBBLE!
(Instant replay of the moonsault miss from Impact.)
Stew-O: Serena now tosses Impact back into the ring and she follows suit right behind and Impact is up to one knee and Serena approaches Impact but Impact throws a right hand to the midsection of Serena! Impact is still fighting despite going through that table just a minute ago! Impact now throws a hard uppercut to the throat of Serena causing Serena to stumble back a few steps! Impact now is back to his feet and kicks Serena in the midsection and hooks both of her arms, he’s going for a double underhooker backbreaker, and it connects! Impact follows it up now with the pin! I think Serena wasted a little too much time getting Impact back in the ring and gave him a good enough take to rest up!
ONE!
TWO!!
Flannery McCoy: Serena kicks out and Impact right away picks up Serena and places her in a suplex position, but Serena is blocking it with her foot, but Impact once again uses his weight advantage and gets Serena up in the air! Serena manages to reverse it and slip out from behind! Impact then turns around and walks into a high knee to the nose from Serena Bennett! Impact stumbles back before walking back to Serena and Serena now drops to the mat and locks in the crossface right in the center of the ring!
Jake Mercer: Serena has the crossface locked in deep now and Impact is trying to find his way to the ropes but he’s still a long way from them! Impact isn’t thinking of submitting now is he?! NO! Impact uses the weight advantage and rolls to the other side of the ring and is on one knee! Impact now lifts up Serena from the mat and has her up on his shoulders–BUT SERENA SLIPS OUT AGAIN AND TURNS IT INTO A ROLL-UP!!
ONE!
TWO!!
Stew-O: IMPACT KICKS OUT AND BOTH COMPETITORS ARE UP AGAIN NOW AND SERENA RUNS TO IMPACT AND IMPACT DUCKS LOOKING FOR THE BACK BODY DROP BUT SERENA MONKEY FLIPS OVER IMPACT AND SLAMS HIM BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD INTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE! IMPACT NOW IS HOLDING HIS HEAD IN PAIN AS SERENA IS SCRAMBLING GETTING UP TO HER FEET! IMPACT PULLS HIMSELF UP IN THE CORNER WHERE HE LANDED AND NOW SERENA CHARGES AT IMPACT IN THE CORNER BUT IMPACT COUNTERS IT WITH A BACK BODY DROP TO THE OUTSIDE!–BUT SERENA HELD ON AS SHE’S STANDING ON THE APRON, AND IMPACT TURNS AROUND AND SERENA HITS A HARD FOREARM TO THE FACE OF IMP! SERENA NOW LAUNCHES HERSELF THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A TORNADO DDT!
Flannery McCoy: SERENA ISN’T COVERING THOUGH LIKELY BECAUSE SHE KNOWS THAT ISN’T GOING TO FINISH A COMPETITOR LIKE IMPACT OFF! SERENA PICKS UP IMPACT TO KEEP HER FOOT ON THE GAS BUT IMPACT SHOVES SERENA AWAY–SERENA WALKS TO IMPACT AGAIN BUT IMPACT CONNECTS WITH AN ENZIGUIRI TO THE HEAD OF SERENA! SERENA DROPS TO ONE KNEE AND IMP NOW RAMS HIS KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF SERENA’S HEAD!!
Jake Mercer: TEACH THAT BITCH A LESSON! YES NOW IMP PICKS UP SERENA AND BALANCES HER IN THE CORNER, IMPACT IRISH WHIPS SERENA INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE RUNNING AT HER! BUT SERENA THROWS AN ELBOW TO THE FACE OF IMPACT! SERENA NOW LEAPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND SITS AT THE TOP WAITING FOR IMPACT TO COME TO–SERENA WITH THE CROSSBODY ONTO IMPACT!! BUT NO!–IMPACT CAUGHT HER IN MID AIR AND NOW IMPACT WITH EASE TOSSES SERENA LIKE A RAGDOLL OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING SERENA MAY LAVE LANDED ON THAT ANKLE A LITTLE AWKWARDLY THERE!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT NOW EXITS THE RING AND APPROACHES SERENA WITH A GRIN ON HIS FACE, HE GRABS SERENA BY THE HAIR AND GETS HER TO HER FEET BUT SERENA PULLS IMP BY HIS ARM AND SENDS HIM BACKWARDS AND HIS SHOULDER GOES CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE! SERENA IS BACK UP LIMPING A LITTLE BIT ON THE ANKLE SHE ROLLED–ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM SERENA TO IMPACT AS IMPACT IS BALANCING HIMSELF AGAINST THE BARRICADE! SERENA ROLLS IN THE RING AND MEASURES IMPACT ON THE OUTSIDE, SERENA RUNS FULL SPEED TO THE ROPES–FLY OR DIE FROM SERENA CONNECTS TO IMPACT ON THE OUTSIDE!! THE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA!
Stew-O: SERENA CONNECTS! WHAT ELEVATION SHE GOT THERE! SERENA NOW IS UP TO HER FEET AND PICKS UP IMPACT AND SENDS HIM BACK INSIDE THE RING! SERENA’S BACK IN THE RING NOW AS SHE’S LYING IN WAIT FOR IMPACT TO TURN AROUND AND SERENA RUNS AT IMPACT–BUT IMPACT COUNTERS IT INTO TURNING TIDES! THE FRANKENSTEINER CONNECTS FROM IMPACT AS SERENA RAN AT HIM! IMPACT NOW FOLLOWS IT UP WITH FLIGHT SIGHTS! THE LIONSAULT! IMPACT NOW WITH THE COVER!!
OOONNNEEE!!!!
TTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTHHHRREEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SERENA GETS THE SHOULDER UP! IMPACT NOW STANDS UP AND PLACES HIS HANDS ON HIS HIPS AS HE LOOKS DOWN AT SERENA ON THE MAT TRYING TO MAKE IT TO HER FEET–AND IMPACT NOW KICKING HER IN THE HEAD REPEATEDLY TELLING HER TO STAY DOWN! IMPACT NOW PLANTS HIS BOOT IN THE FACE OF SERENA AND RUBS HIS BOOT IN HER FACE! THE DISRESPECT!!
Jake Mercer: OH COME ON, THERE’S NOTHING DISRESPECTFUL ABOUT THAT AT ALL! IMPACT PICKS UP SERENA BY THE HAIR AND–SERENA BENNETT WITH THE INSIDE CRADLE!!
OOONNNEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTWWWOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHHRREEEEE!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: IMPACT FLIPS IT INTO AN INSIDE CRADLE OF HIS OWN! WHAT RING PRESENCE FROM THE WHITE MAMBA!!
OOONNNEEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHHRREEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SERENA KICKS OUT–BUT IMPACT IS BACK UP IMMEDIATELY AND IS SETTING UP FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT!! HE’S GOT SERENA HALFWAY ON HER BELLY BUT SERENA IS STILL TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS HERE! BUT ONCE AGAIN THE WEIGHT DISADVANTAGE TAKES EFFECT AS IMPACT FLIPS HER ON HER STOMACH!! THE WALLS OF IMPACT IS LOCKED IN DEEP! IS THIS GONNA BE IT FOR SERENA BENNETT HERE?!
Impact(no mic): TAP! TAP YOU STUPID BITCH! TAP!!
Stew-O: SERENA IS REFUSING TO TAP OUT! IMPACT IS SCREAMING FOR SERENA TO JUST GIVE UP AS HE’S GOT THE WALLS OF IMPACT LOCKED IN! SERENA SEES THE ROPE IN FRONT OF HER BUT I DON’T KNOW IF SHE HAS ANYTHING IN HER TO DRAG HER AND ALL TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY POUNDS OF IMPACT! SHE’S REACHING BUT SHE’S STILL FAR AWAY! SERENA HAS TO DIG DOWN DEEP IF SHE HAS ANY HOPE OF ESCAPING THE WALLS! SHE’S USING EVERY IT OF HEART SHE’S GOT RIGHT NOW AS SHE’S SLOWLY BUT SURELY CRAWLING CLOSER TO THE ROPES! SERENA TAKES ONE BIG LUNGE FOR THE ROPES–
Flannery McCoy: SERENA SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPE! IMPACT IS FORCED TO BREAK THE HOLD HERE AS HE LETS GO AND DRAGS SERENA BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING LOOKING TO APPLY IT AGAIN–SERENA ISN’T LETTING IT HAPPEN AS SHE USES HER FEET TO KICK IMPACT AWAY FROM HER! IMPACT RUNS RIGHT BACK AT HER BUT SERENA COUNTERS WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AND IMPACT LANDS FACE FIRST ONTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE PAD! SERENA GETS FULLY TO HER FEET AND SEES IMPACT AS A SITTING DUCK AND SHE WALKS TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER–SHE RUNS AT IMPACT AND DRIVES BOTH OF HER KNEES INTO THE BACK OF IMPACT’S NECK!!
Jake Mercer: SERENA STANDS IMPACT IN AN UPRIGHT POSITION IN THE CORNER AFTER THE KNEES TO THE HEAD BUT IMPACT GRABS THE HEAD OF SERENA AND SWITCHES SPOTS WITH HER! KNIFE EDGE CHOP FROM IMPACT! YOU CAN HEAR THE ECHO FROM EACH ONE IMPACT IS DELIVERING! IMPACT NOW LIFTS SERENA ON THE TOP ROPE! IMPACT CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE WITH SERENA NOW AND BOTH OF THEM ARE FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL TO GET THE UPPER HAND ON ONE ANOTHER UP THERE! EACH ONE IS EXCHANGING PUNCHES WITH ONE ANOTHER! IMPACT IS GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX BUT SERENA IS THROWING BODY SHOTS TRYING TO SAVE HERSELF FROM A DISASTROUS SITUATION RIGHT NOW! SERENA GETS IMPACT TO LOOSEN THE GRIP AND FREES HERSELF, NOW SERENA CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT TO IMP! SHE HITS ANOTHER ONE AND IMPACT IS DANGLING FROM THE TOP ROPE! UH OH–SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB FROM SERENA TO IMPACT FROM THE TOP ROPE!!
Flannery McCoy: SERENA TRANSITIONS BACK INTO THE tTRAP QUEEN!!! THE ANACONDA VICE IS LOCKED IN ON IMPACT, WHAT A SEQUENCE THAT WAS FROM SERENA RIGHT THERE! IMPACT IS IN PAIN RIGHT NOW AS HE’S TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT! IMPACT IS DRAGGING HIMSELF TO THE ROPES AND HE’S TRYING TO REACH WITH ALL HIS WILL! IMPACT IS REACHING–IMPACT THROWS HIS LEG ON TO THE ROPES AND NOW SERENA IA FORCED TO BREAK THE HOLD, WOW IMPACT DODGED A HUGE BULLET RIGHT THERE!
Stew-O: IMPACT CRAWLS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND SERENA RUNS TO THE ROPES–MOONLIGHT!! THE RUNNING NECKBREAKER! IMPACT RISES TO ONE KNEE AND SERENA RUNS AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER MOONLIGHT! SERENA CAN FEEL VICTORY IN HER SIGHTS RIGHT NOW! IMPACT IS WOOZY ON HIS FEET AND SERENA RUNS LOOKING FOR THE CRIP LOCC!
Jake Mercer: BUT IMPACT REVERSES IT INTO A TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER!! BUT SERENA REVERSES THAT INTO AN ARM DRAG THAT SENDS IMPACT ACROSS THE RING! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE UP AND IMPACT RUNS AT SERENA AGAIN–CAPTAIN HOOK!!! SERENA BENNETT CAUGHT IMPACT WITH THE UPPERCUT!! IS THIS GONNA DO IT?!
OOONNNEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHHRREEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: IMPACT WITH THE KICK OUT!! SERENA BENNETT IS UP TO HER FEET NOW AND SHE TRIES PICKING UP WHAT SEEMS LIKE THE DEAD WEIGHT OF IMPACT! IMPACT SLAPS BENNETT’S HANDS AWAY AND THROWS A HEADBUTT TO SERENA! SERENA TUMBLES AROUND AND–FIST OF FURY FROM IMPACT!!!
Jake Mercer: OH SHIT!! SERENA DUCKED IT AND IMPACT GOT THE REFEREE!!! HE’S OUT COLD! IMPACT REALIZES WHAT HE DID BEFORE HE TURNS AROUND–
Flannery McCoy: ANOTHER CAPTAIN HOOKS FROM SERENA BENNETT TO IMPACT! IMPACT DROPS LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES AND NOW SERENA GOES DOWN AND LOCKS IN TRAP QUEEN!! THE ANACONDA VICE…..AND IMPACT IS TAPPING OUT!! IMPACT IS TAPPING OUT!
Stew-O: THERE’S NO REFEREE THOUGH, AND I THINK JUST NOW SERENA REALIZES THAT AS SHE LETS GO! SERENA GOES TO WAKE UP THE REFEREE AND SHE’S HAVING A HARD TIME DOING IT AS THE REFEREE GOT NAILED PRETTY HARD BY IMPACT! SERENA IS LOOKING AT THE SURROUNDING AROUND HER THINKING OF HER NEXT MOVE! IMPACT IS NOW UP AND HE TURNS AROUND NOT HAVING A CLUE WHERE HE IS RIGHT NOW—ANOTHER CAPTAIN HOOK FROM SERENA BENNETT! SERENA BENNETT IS IN FULL CONTROL AND LIKELY WOULD HAVE WON THIS MATCH BY NOW IF THE REF WASN’T HIT ACCIDENTALLY BY IMPACT! SERENA BEGINS TRYING TO WAKE THE REFEREE UP AGAIN–
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE HELL?!?!
( ‘Unfuckwithable’ by Deez Nuts hits.)
Jake Mercer: IS SHE HERE?!?!?!
Stew-O: LOOK!!! BEHIND SERENA IN THE RING AS SERENA IS LOOKING AT THE STAGE!!! SIENNA JADE!!!! SHE’S BACK!! WE HAVEN’T SEEN HER SINCE CLASH OF KINGDOMS!! FOREARM RIGHT TO THE BACK OF SERENA BENNETT’S HEAD!! SIENNA JADE RUNS TO THE ROPES NOW–RAW SIENNA!! THE SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!! SERENA’S OUT!
(Impact is coming to and is on his feet and sees his wife Sienna Jade in the ring, then cracks a smile as she does back to him.)
Stew-O: OH MY GOD!! BOTH OF THEM ARE STOMPING ON SERENA BENNETT!! THIS IS A 2 ON 1 MUGGING RIGHT NOW!! IMPACT LOCKS IN THE WALLS OF IMPACT AGAIN ON SERENA!! SIENNA GETS ON HER STOMACH ON THE MAT AND IS TALKING TO SERENA!
Sienna Jade(no mic): YOU’RE NOTHING! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DECIDE TO KEEP FUCKING WITH ME!! I ENDED YOU ONCE AND I’LL DO IT AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT LETS GO AS HE INSTRUCTS SIENNA TO LIFT US SERENA….SERENA IS DEFENSELESS! SIENNA HOLDS UP SERENA–FIST OF FURY FROM IMPACT!!
(Impact dusts his hands off with a smile on his face as Sierra tries waking up the referee before sliding out of the ring.)
Stew-O: IMPACT HOOKS THE LEG!! WHAT A DAMN SHAME THIS MATCH ENDS THIS WAY!
OOONNNEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHHRRREEEE!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER……IIIIMMPPPAAACCTTTTT!!!
(“I Gave You The Power” by Nas hits as Sienna rolls back in the ring and raises her husband’s hand in the air as they stand over Serena Bennett.)
Stew-O: Impact and Sienna just royally fucked over Serena Bennett tonight, this looked like nothing more than a trap. I would have to take a guess that this is far from over, Serena Bennett won’t go down that easy!
(Impact and Sienna share a slow kiss as they stand over the lifeless Serena Bennett as the camera transitions to the backstage area.)
(Voltage backstage interviewer, Sofia Clarke, is standing by after the scene transition. She is all smiles as the camera zooms in on her.)
Sofia Clarke: It was eight months ago that Malcolm Jones faced off against Charlie Marr in an Electrified Steel Cage of Death Match back at Bloodsport with the EAW World Championship on the line. Malcolm was hoping to successfully retain what was his championship at the time, but the trio of Veena Adams, Jordie Marr, and Charlie had other plans. They worked in tandem to make sure Malcolm did not retain the belt, and after the match, Malcolm would snap. He would beat down Veena Adams to the point where several officials and EAW board members had to intervene, and subsequently ended up getting fired as a result. After making his return at Road to Redemption and waiting patiently for his moment, Malcolm will face off against Andrea Valentine for the EAW World Championship.
(The camera zooms out and shows Malcolm Jones standing beside Sofia.)
Sofia Clarke: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time, ‘Big 092MLBOA’ Malcolm Jones!
(Malcolm’s handsome face twists into a devilish smile as he lowers his sunglasses and gives Sofia a once over.)
Sofia Clarke: Malcolm, what are your thoughts as you head into this match against Andrea tonight?
Malcolm Jones: That I’m about to win my second EAW World Championship. Shawty thinks she gunna fuck my shit up and keep her belt, but she really needs to be enjoying her last couple of hours or whatever with it. That championship never shoulda been taken from me, and now that I have my opportunity to get it back, Imma capitalize and make sure that I’m heading to my third straight Pain for Pride main event. Look, we don’t know what motherfucker is gunna win that clusterfuck of a Grand Rampage, and even though Voltage never did me any favors this season by allowing a cac cunt like Veena Adams to have some type of power to lord over brothers like me because my dick ain’t as small as The Visual Prophet’s, I’m gunna make sure they have a high profile Elitist representing them in whatever their main event ends up being. Trust me, I got an idea of what they want it to be and it’ll be safe as fuck and as boring as that stupid fucking wedding between Rex and Raven we were forced to to endure back at Shock Value before I stole the show as the greatest referee to ever do the damn job. But I promise you, Voltage needs a personality like me and not these bland ass bitches and their fucking cucks who have dragged the brand down into the shitter this season. Malcolm Jones as the EAW World Champion brings a spotlight back to the company that it needs right now, and provides my people with hope and light once again. They all saw me get screwed over months ago and cast aside like a piece of garbage, and now it’s time to right that injustice. Andrea might be the champion that certain people want, but I’m the champion people need right now especially right now when things are looking down and people need that spark of light. I hate it for her, truly I do because she never really wronged me until this past week, but that’s the nature of the game.
Sofia Clarke: You have made your feelings quite clear on your opponent, but I want to switch gears and talk about the elephant in the room. We all know that Charlie Marr is lurking, waiting and watching. If you do capture the EAW World Championship tonight, and Charlie ends up winning Grand Rampage, there will be no doubt the two of you will find yourself on a Pain for Pride collision course.
Malcolm Jones: That ugly little bitch don’t want this smoke and he knows it. Let’s imagine for a minute that Charles Marr wins Grand Rampage. Okay, wait. Hang on. You can’t, because let’s be honest with ourselves. How the fuck is he gunna win a match that his bitch can’t really get involved in? Number 40 or not, he don’t have what it takes to last in a match like Grand Rampage. Sure, he set some record last year or whatever, but was that bland ass field as competitive as this year’s field?
(Malcolm raises an eyebrow.)
Malcolm Jones: Absofuckinglutely not. Charles might have a few cute little moments come Grand Rampage, but I imagine what happens is that whoever’s left in the match whenever he makes his way into it will gang up on him and toss him right on out the ring. That guy stinks, and nobody likes him, and a snowball’s got a better chance at surviving in Kassidy’s hot and bothered pussy when DDD turns his rapist eyes on her then the fucking gremlin does at winning Grand Rampage.
???: Gunna be fucking HILARIOUS when you gotta eat those words.
(The camera shot widens and shows the bearded beauty himself, Charlie Marr, walking into the scene. Jordie is attached to his arm as usual, and both of them look down their noses at Malcolm. Malcolm just laughs, clearly amused that these two would have the nerve to interrupt him.)
Malcolm Jones: The fuckin’ caucacity of this.
Charlie Marr: You really think I’m just going to stand around and listen to you talk your regurgitated bullshit? You sound like a stupid, bitter ex-girlfriend who’s still pissed many months later because I dumped her and moved on to a better piece. You deserved everything you got back at Bloodsport and Voltage was a better place when I was at the top of it. You didn’t have the declining fucking ratings, or all these dumb cunts running around with championships thinking they actually belonged in the men’s division. I had everything under control and was about to put away the biggest fucking offender when you showed up at Road to Redemption and ruined everything I had been working towards all the season. I was gunna end Andrea, but you had to be a fucking simp and give her a goddamn charity championship reign that no fucking person on this planet ever wanted to see. And you know what the sad thing about this shit is?
Malcolm Jones: I’m sure you about to waste seconds of my life Ima never get back and tell me.
Charlie Marr: Unless something drastic happens at Fight Spirit, that ungrateful and undeserving cunt is going to headline Pain for Pride in a spot that never should have belonged to her.
Malcolm Jones: Now hold on a second, little buddy. The fuck did you just say to me?
(An evil smile crosses Charlie’s face as he shrugs Jordie off and gets in Malcolm’s face.)
Charlie Marr: I got a receipt for the both of you, and that starts with making sure you don’t get back what you stole from me tonight, and then going to Pain for Pride and decimating that stupid fucking bitch and treating her like the whore she really is on the grandest stage we got.
(Malcolm narrows his eyes and for a moment, neither man says anything. The tension between the two is clear, and the situation between them wasn’t even close to being resolved. It’s actually Malcolm who breaks eye contact and scratches his chin.)
(Then he rears back and slams his fist right into Charlie’s jaw!)
Sofia Clarke: OH MY GOODNESS!!!
(A cry escapes from Jordie’s lips and she immediately rushes to her husband’s side. She helps Charlie sit up, and he cradles his jaw, clearly caught off guard and hurting from the shot.)
Malcolm Jones: :mjgrin: Worry about Grand Rampage and not fucking up, you fucking pussy.
(Malcolm strolls out of the scene on that final note and the camera zeros in on Charlie, who’s brilliant blue eyes have narrowed into tiny, angry slits.)
(Grand Rampage fades into a public service announcement.)
(A PSA airs featuring EAW’s resident doctor/wrestler, Dr. Bethany Blue. She lectures everyone on the importance of hand washing and conducts a 10-minute tutorial on how to properly wash your hands and stay germ free while the world fights the spread of COVID-19.)
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Stephie Love: Our next match is scheduled for ONE FALL…and it is for THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!
(‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke blast out the speakers as the lights flow. Out slowly steps Chris Elite, wearing a full BVU inspired attire with a varsity jacket with BVU stitched into the back. Chris hypes himself over and over on the stage before he slaps his hands on the ground and poses as fireworks blare off.)
Stephie Love: Entering first, the challenger…representing Brooklyn, New York…weighing in at 210 pounds…THE LEADER OF THE BOZO VICTIMS UNIT…DETECTIVE SKABLER…MONEY MAKIN BHRIS…GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS HIMSELF…CHHHHHHHRRRRRISSSSSS EEEEEEEEEEEEELITE!!!
Stew-O: The best challenge Kassidy Heart has faced since becoming National Elite Champion, Chris Elite has his eyes on the prize tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Former New Breed Champion, former EAW World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Elite is unquestionably one of the most decorated members of the roster today. A future hall of fame elitist if there ever was one.
Jake Mercer: Big FAX. Even Kass had to admit such, this isn’t NvL and his Vlad persona she is going against. This also isn’t a deathmatch like Kassidy thrives at. Good ol’ fashion wrestling will decide who walks out of here with that belt. Given the fact that he desperately wants to become a Triple Crown champion, winning this match will validate Chris Elite’s already incredible career.
Stew-O: Kassidy is aware of this and she will still die in that ring before she lets Chris make history at her expense.
Jake Mercer: True, but if Chris and that GAWD contract have anything to do with it…she has an uphill battle to remain champion tonight.
(Chris makes his way down the ramp, surveying the arena, and shrugging his shoulders at the lack of fans in attendance. Elite slides in, getting to his feet, and removes his customized jacket. Chris leaves it on the top turnbuckle before scaling it quickly and posing one last time as the lights in the building come up and his music fades out.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent…
(‘Monster’ by Kanye West begins to play as the lights get dark again. A light shines on the stage as the Bon Iver and Rick Ross’s intros to the classic song from the My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Album ramps up.)
“GOSSIP GOSSIP, N*99A JUST STOP IT…EVERYBODY KNOWS I’M A MOTHERFUCKIN’ MONSTER”
Stephie Love: MAKING HER WAY TO THE RING…hailing from Sydney, Australia…weighing in at 125 pounds…SHE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION…THE QUEEN OF ULTRAVIOLENT…THE MAULER…KASSSSSSIDY HEAAAAAART!!!
(Out steps Kassidy Heart, wearing a blood red variant of her usual wrestling attire. Kassidy has her signature bite mask covering her mouth and a confident gaze in her eyes. Her entrance attire also has her wearing her own Fashion Nova ring coat as she keeps her eyes locked on Chris Elite before posing on stage and beginning her slow walk down the ramp. Half way, Kassidy opens her coat and reveals her National Elite title as Chris stands in the ring mouthing obscenities at her.)
Flannery McCoy: I must say, hate them or love them, Lethal Consequences and Jack Ripley were excellent National Elite champions. But, Kassidy has been stupendous and a revelation here on Dynasty since winning that belt from LC.
Jake Mercer: In a perfect world, Big LC would be walking into his title match with Drake King still the National EXTREME champion and unifying the divisions. But, I can’t complain at this outcome because Kassidy has been a solid champion. But, will it all end for her tonight?
Stew-O: The brutalization of Nathan Von Liebert was proof her dominance was real. Former Tag champion, Vixxen’s champion, Universal champion, and current National Elite champion…Kassidy always has a chip on her shoulder even with more success than most elitists in EAW history. It’s that chip that forces her to never settle, never be complacent, and has benefitted her even in match ups where she is somehow considered the underdog.
Jake Mercer: I mean, on paper…how could she not be considered an underdog? Under 5’5, weighs less than the majority of her opponents, half the size of a good portion of the male talent, on paper Kass doing what she has done in the past is almost a miracle. But, when you see her go toe to toe with the likes of LC, Viz, NvL, and beat them all the way she does…you understand how good she is.
(Kassidy slowly slides under the bottom rope, removing her coat, and stands tall in the middle of the ring. Kass removes her title, raises it high with one hand, and slowly removes her designer mask as the camera takes it all in. The lights return to normal as the music fades out. Kassidy tosses her jacket ring side and hands the belt to the referee. The ref raises the belt high as both Kass and Chris remain in their respective corners.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The National Elite Championship is on the line as this title match begins. Kassidy and Chris began circling the ring as Chris remained near the ropes and Kass towards the center. Kassidy seems eager as Chris is taking his time and not rushing to engage just yet. Kassidy is looking very much ready but Chris isn’t biting and is still leasurely making his way around the ring and loosening up.
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy is in the middle of the ring watching Chris as
Jake Mercer: CHRIS CHARGES!
Stew-O: No…He stops midway as Kassidy stands ready to fight. Chris steps back, smiles, and laughs at Kassidy who flinched in anticipation of combat. Chris makes his way back to his original corner as Kassidy starts to relax. Chris has his hands on the turnbuckle and he
Flannery McCoy: LOOK! He just grabbed his entrance jacket that was sitting in that corner! HE THROWS IT AT KASSIDY’S FACE!
Jake Mercer: BUT SHE CATCHES IT! Quick reflexes from our National Elite Champion as
Stew-O: IT WAS A DISTRACTION! Chris Elite charges and 44 BULLDOG! THE SHOTGUN DROPKICK HITS LIKE A SLUG TO KASSIDY’S CHEST AS SHE GOES FLYING BACKWARDS! Chris Elite left his jacket on the turnbuckle and just showed us why as he hurled it at Kass and then caught her off guard with that incredible two footed dropkick! Kassidy rolls backwards on the ground and gets to one knee as she looks up at Chris Elite now standing in the center of the ring.
Flannery McCoy: Finger guns right in her face by Chris as he gives the champion a wink and a cocky smile.
Chris Elite off mic: Fuckin’ Bozo, I’m on your head all night!
Stew-O: Kassidy rises to her feet, rubbing her chest…
Jake Mercer: *lotion gif insert here*
Stew-O: But, she gives a smile back. Almost appreciating the cleverness of the challenger.
Kassidy Heart: Cute. Really cute. You done being a coward? Ready to fight?
Chris Elite: You dick eating…
Flannery McCoy: Chris charges and Kassidy quickly rolls out of the way. Elite stops himself with his foot on the middle turnbuckle and turns as Kassidy gets to her feet and begs him to come after her. Chris obliges as he locks up with Kass in the middle of the ring. Chris is considered a light heavyweight in the male dominated divisions but here he has almost a hundred pounds on Kass and maybe that can play a factor in his strategy against Heart.
Stew-O: Maybe. Chris manages to get Kassidy in a facelock as Kassidy is looking for a way out.
Jake Mercer: Thing is, Chris is one of the greatest high flyers that ever lived. The guy is quick as a cat and smooth as an egg. I once saw him enter a bodega for no more than 2 seconds and leave with all their Hennessy before Ahki even noticed.
Flannery McCoy: Who the fuck writes your notes?
Jake Mercer: AND Chris gets shoved out the way by Kassidy as he is forced to release her from his hold. Kassidy rushes and catches Chris with a mean forearm to the temple and follows it up with a strong kick to the left leg. Kassidy backs up, closes her fist, and throws a punch straight at his Heart. NO! Chris catches her fist with his bare hand. Chris whips Kassidy fully in a 360 spin and as she turns to face him again AXE KICK TO THE FOREHEAD! CHRIS JUST DROPPED A SICKENING KICK TO THE FACE OF KASSIDY HEART!
Flannery McCoy: His flexibility is profound as Kass shakes off that thunderous blow and turns and tries to throw a kick of her own. Swing and a miss as Chris steps back and avoids her thrusting side kick. Chris watches Kassidy as she aims for a more precise punch and he side steps that as well. Chris spins and ROUNDHOUSE KICK CONNECTS AND KASSIDY IS STAGGERED! SHE BACKS UP TO THE ROPES AS CHRIS CHARGES! WOAH!
Stew-O: KASSIDY WAS STUNNED BUT SHE MANAGES TO CATCH CHRIS RUNNING IN AND SCOOPS HIM UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE! SHADES OF TONIGHT’S GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH BUT WAIT! Chris clutches the top rope with both hands and saves himself from hitting the arena floor. Chris uses his cat-like reflexes to pull himself up and back on the apron as Kassidy turns. Kassidy sees Chris on the apron and rushes. SPEAR BY KASS-
Flannery McCoy: NO! CHRIS ELITE LEAPS IN THE AIR, BOUNCES OFF THE RING ROPES, AND SOMERSAULTS INTO THE RING AS KASSIDY MISSES ON THE SPEAR!
Stew-O: Kassidy has her body halfway in between the top and middle rope as Chris is in the middle of the ring. Kassidy quickly backs out and gets upright but Chris is still behind her. Elite wraps his hands around Kassidy and she’s stuck inside his clutches. GERMAN SUPLEX BY CHRIS AS KASSIDY
Flannery McCoy: WOAH! KASSIDY REVERSES THE SUPLEX AND LANDS FLAT ON HER FEET! Incredible quickness by the champ as Chris rolls to his stomach and gets to one knee. Kassidy sees a chance and goes for it. STEP UP ENZIGURI TAGS THE BACK OF CHRIS’S HEAD AND DROPS DETECTIVE SKABLER ON THE GROUND! Kassidy has him down and goes for the pin! COVER!
Referee: OOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEE
TW-NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Way too early for that as Chris gets his shoulder up quickly. Chris says Kassidy was sleeping on him this week but I don’t know, it seems fairly competitive so far as this match continues.
Stew-O: Kassidy helps Chris Elite to his feet, grabbing the back of his head and his tights as she gets him off the ground. Kassidy turns him around, wrapping her arms around his body, looking to hit a german suplex of her own. Kassidy has Chris off the ground ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY CHRIS ELITE FORCES HER TO HALT HER GERMAN SUPLEX! Kassidy’s arms are still wrapped around Elite but BAM! CHRIS JUST SMASHED THE BACK OF HIS HEAD INTO KASSIDY’S NOSE! JESUS WHAT A SICKENING THUD! KASS IS FORCED TO RELINQUISH THE HOLD AS IT LOOKS LIKE BLOOD IS STARTING TO TRICKLE DOWN HER NOSTRILS. CHRIS GIVES A PEEK BEHIND HIM AS HEART IS STUNNED AND HE SQUATS DOWN BEFORE EXPLODING INTO A GRACEFUL BACKFLIP…
Flannery McCoy: HEAD SHOT! HEAD SHOT! CHRIS ELITE’S PELE KICK DROPS KASSIDY AFTER CHRIS PRECISELY CONNECTS HIS FOOT TO THAT POSSIBLY BROKEN NOSE OF KASSIDY HEART! KASS IS DOWN! CHRIS ROLLS TO HIS FEET! CHRIS LOOKS DOWN AT KASSIDY’S BLEEDING NOSE AS SHE TRIES TO COVER IT WITH HER HANDS!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy is bleeding profusely as Chris shakes his head. Chris uses his foot to roll Kassidy over to her stomach as she is really being caught off guard by the blood pouring from her nose. Kassidy is on one hand and both knees as she uses her free hand to wipe the blood splatter from her eyes. Chris is measuring the distance and charges. PENALTY KICK! THE KICK IS DELIVERED TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE AS KASSIDY IS ROCKED AND LANDS FLAT ON HER BACK! CHRIS MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING ROPES, EXITS THE RING, AND STANDS ON THE RING APRON! ELITE LEAPS OFF THE APRON, SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES, TWISTS HIS BODY IN MID AIR, AND
Stew-O: SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRESS! CONNECTS! KASSIDY FEELS THE ENTIRE 210 POUNDS OF BIG BHRIS ELITE AS HE HOOKS HER LEG AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kick out at two! Kassidy is wounded but she isn’t quitting!
Jake Mercer: Shit, not yet! That headbutt to her nose really may have broken her damn nose.
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite has capitalized twice on some not so fair moves. But
Jake Mercer: But? But what? Ok, throwing the jacket was a little dirty…but that headbutt was within the frame of the rules. That was a brutal counter delivered to a woman that’s known for even more brutal moves. Don’t start that feminazi shit tonight, Flan. This could be Chris Elite’s chance to become a triple crown winner!
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, but with Kassidy Heart’s Heart and ability to get more and more savage as the brutality ramps up…he better hope The Mauler isn’t turned on by the sight of her own blood. Because if it is…his blood will be spilled next!
Stew-O: Kassidy managed to kick out but Chris is still in control. He snatches her up by the hair and drags her to the center of the ring and onto her feet. Chris clocks her with some elbow strikes to the side of the head before irish whips her into the corner. Kassidy lands flat back into the turnbuckle as he rushes in and ANOTHER 44 BULLDOG! The two footed shotgun dropkick CONNECTS but this time to KASSIDY’S BLOODY FACE! Blood flies as Kassidy drops down and is now seated in that ring corner.
Flannery McCoy: Chris backs up slowly, enjoying the sight of the champion down and seated in the corner. Chris savors the moment but now he’s back in aggressive mode as he runs in and 357! 357! Running double knee facebuster to the already busted face of the champion as Kassidy is SQUASHED between the bottom turnbuckle and those sharp knees from Brooklyn’s greatest pro wrestler!
Jake Mercer: GLTTTTT!!! YKTV! WOO! Kassidy drops down, rolls out of the ring, and lands face down ringside as Chris Elite begins to turn up alone. The ref begins his count as Kassidy seems really overwhelmed and may be trying to catch her breath.
Chris Elite off mic: I TOLD Y’ALL THIS BITCH WASN’T READY! I TOLD Y’ALL THIS BITCH WAS ALL HYPE!
Referee: 1…2….3…
Chris Elite off mic: LOOK AT HER! LOOK AT HER! TRYNA’ GET DQ’D SO SHE CAN SAVE WHAT LITTLE BIT OF A FACE SHE GOT LEFT! BITCH BLEEDIN’ LIKE A PIG!
Referee: 4…5…
Chris Elite off mic: I’MA SOAK THAT BELT IN HENNY TO GET THE RYAN ADAMS NUT OFF IT! DISINFECT THAT BELT WITH HENNY THEN WEAR IT TO YOUR FUNERAL!
Referee: 6…
Stew-O: Wait…Kassidy is slowly emerging from the arena floor. Chris is in the ring throwing gang signs and he turns to see Heart slowly lift her head off the ground. Her eyes are all he sees as the rest of her is covered by the ring apron.
Referee: 7…
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy lifts her face up more as that bloody nose is still pouring and the dry blood begins to stick to her face and grow darker.
Referee: 8…
Jake Mercer: Oh my fucking god…that smile. That demonic smile is on her face as the blood pours down from her mouth.
Referee: 9…
Kassidy Heart off mic: …
Chris Elite off mic: FUCK
Stew-O: Chris…meet The Mauler!
Referee:…1-
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy slides in the ring half way…then slides back out. Chris stares at her confused as Kassidy begins circling the outside the ring with a snarl on her face. She is showing her teeth as she begins breathing out of her mouth. The Mauler is taking her time now as the referee restarts his count.
Referee: 1…2…
Stew-O: The official has restarted his count due to the fact Kass slid in the ring and back out of it. Chris is watching carefully as Kassidy makes her way around the outside.
Referee: …3…4…
Jake Mercer: This is the part where Big Bhris needs to be his most careful. Kassidy Heart is the Queen of Ultraviolent but when she is pushed into The Mauler persona. Shit, just as Nathan Von Liebert what happens when you make this woman snap.
Flannery McCoy: Spoiler Alert; she punched his face in with glass covered fists then passed out from her own blood loss.
Referee: 5…6…
Stew-O: Chris doesn’t have to worry about this being a hardcore or a deathmatch but…a pissed off Mauler…can be dangerous no matter what the stipulation is.
Referee: 7…8…
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy slowly makes her way up the nearby steel stairs and stands on the ring apron as Chris is in the center of the ring unphased now at this transformation of sorts.
Jake Mercer: He should be. This bitch has bitten half the roster and I don’t think she has had her rabies shots.
Flannery McCoy: The match continues as Heart shakes her head at Chris from the apron. Chris has had enough and he engages. Chris goes for a haymaker but Kassidy blocks it! HEADBUTT FROM KASSIDY TO CHRIS ELITE! THEY GO SKULL TO SKULL AS KASSIDY RETURNS THE FAVOR FROM EARLIER! CHRIS STAGGERS BACKWARDS TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING…KASSIDY RUSHES TO A NEARBY TURNBUCKLE AND CLIMBS IT! KASSIDY SCREAMS AND FLIES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS CHRIS WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY AS
Stew-O: NO! CHRIS CATCHES KASSIDY IN MID AIR! KASSIDY IS HELPLESS AS CHRIS ELITE HAS HER IN HIS ARMS!
Chris Elite off mic: FUCK THE MAULER!!!
Flannery McCoy: FALLAWAY SLAM BY CHRIS ELITE DROPS KASSIDY AGAIN! CHRIS HAS THE UPPERHAND AGAIN! Chris has Kassidy flat on her back in the middle of the ring and he’s not letting up. He gets to his feet, runs up to her downed body, FLOATS IN THE AIR, STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS CONNECTS! CHRIS PUTS HIS WEIGHT RIGHT DOWN ON KASS’S MIDSECTION AS THE CHAMPION IS REALLY IN A BAD WAY!
Stew-O: Usually, when Kassidy flips that switch and unleashes The Mauler, most elist are overwhelmed by her aggression and methodically charged tortuous offense. Chris Elite isn’t like most elitists, he’s GAWD GIFTED GREATNESS personified!
Flannery McCoy: This could be the night. This really could be the night.
Stew-O: Kassidy is being outclassed right now as Chris Elite gets to his feet. Elite has not held championship gold in a very long time but this might be his night. Kassidy is bleeding, she has spent most of this match on the defense, and Chris still looks fresh. Elite drags the champion off the ground as he-
Jake Mercer: SCHOOL BOY! KASSIDY MANAGES TO GET CHRIS IN A SCHOOL BOY!
Referee: ONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stew-O: Chris kicks out but NO! LOOK! BRAZILLIAN HEEL HOOK! KASSIDY COUNTERS HIS KICK OUT!
Jake Mercer: KASSI! KASSI! OI! OI! OI! THE BRAZILLIAN HEEL HOOK IS LOCKED IN! CHRIS IS STUCK IN THE SUBMISSION AS A BLOOD COVERED KASSIDY HEART HAS BHRIS BEGGING FOR HELP! CHRIS IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, CLAWING, REACHING, DESPERATION IN EVERY MOVEMENT TRYING TO ESCAPE!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY NEEDED A BIG COUNTER AND THIS MAY BE IT!
Jake Mercer: SHIT, HE MIGHT TAP OUT! WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS! KASSIDY HAS ONE OF HER MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF SUBMISSION HOLDS LOCKED IN FULLY AS CHRIS ELITE IS USING ALL HIS BODY STRENGTH TO DRAG THE BOTH OF THEM FROM THE CENTER OF THE RING TOWARDS ANY NEARBY RING ROPES!
Kassidy Heart off mic: TAP!
Chris Elite off mic: AAAAH YOU MANGY BITCH!!
Referee: DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?!
Stew-O: Chris continues to drag them both towards any ring ropes he can but Heart continues to twist his left in ways it never was meant to be twisted!
Kassidy Heart off mic: TAP! DAMN IT, CHRIS! TAP!
Chris Elite off mic: YOU HERPES HAVING HOE!
Referee: DO YOU WANT TO GIVE UP?!
Flannery McCoy: Chris is looking for a rope badly but Kassidy keeps ramping up the pressure!
Stew-O: Chris is backwards swimming with all his might trying to get to that bottom rope!
Flannery McCoy: Mere inches away! HE CAN ALMOST TOUCH IT WITH HIS FINGERS!
Kassidy Heart off mic: TAP! TAP! TAPTAPTAP!!!!
Chris Elite off mic: EAT…
Referee: DO YOU WISH
Chris Elite off mic: …A…
Referee: To Cont=
Chris Elite off mic: DICK!!!
BAM!!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE KICKS KASSIDY RIGHT BACK IN THAT BLOODY NOSE AS SHE LOSES THE HOLD!
Jake Mercer: THE BRAZILLIAN HEEL HOOK IS RELINQUISHED AS CHRIS USES THE BOTTOM ROPE TO PULL HIS ENTIRE BODY ONTO THE RING APRON.
Stew-O: Chris begins to use the ring ropes to get to his feet on the apron as Kassidy rolls on the ground holding that bloody nose again. If it wasn’t broken before, it might be now. Kassidy slowly gets to her feet as Chris favors that left leg that was being twisted in that signature move by Kass. Chris slaps it over and over and shakes it before watching Kassidy stand on her feet.
Jake Mercer: Chris LEAPS OFF THE APRON, PLANTS BOTH FEET ON THE TOP RING ROPE, AND SHOOTS HIGHER THAN ANY MAN HAS EVER SHOT IN EAW BEFORE! FUCKER CAN ALMOST TOUCH THE STARS AS HE FLOATS IN THE AIR!
Flannery McCoy: FLYING ELBOW FROM CHRIS E-NO!
Jake Mercer: P.C.S.! POST CONCUSSION SYNDROME! THE HELLUVA KICK CONNECTS! KASS CATCHES CHRIS IN MIDAIR WITH A PERFECTLY PLACED FOOT AS SHE COUNTERS HIS AERIAL ASSAULT! CHRIS CRASHES AND LANDS FLAT ON HIS BACK!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT A COUNTER BY THE CHAMPION AS CHRIS ELITE LOOKS OUT COLD! KASSIDY ROLLS ON THE GROUND AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE LIVES ON! HE KICKS OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND MY GOD WHAT A STAR!
Stew-O: That kick out couldn’t have been any closer to the three count as Kassidy lifts her head stunned at the referee. The Mauler has been put through the ringer tonight as I don’t even think she believed Chris Elite was going to be able to withstand her when she unlocked her more demonic persona. But, Chris Elite is reminding everybody why he is one of the greatest elitists of all time.
Flannery McCoy: The wherewithal to withstand that type of kick after being caught in mid air is astounding.
Stew-O: This National Elite championship match continues as Kassidy gets on her hands and knees and takes a few deep breaths out of her mouth. Kassidy looks down at Chris who starts to move a little bit. Chris gets to his stomach and begins to push himself off the ground. Kassidy gets to her feet and slowly steps back. She begins stalking Chris as he is none the wiser.
Flannery McCoy: Chris shakes his head and tries to get his focus back as Kassidy is seen leaning against the ring ropes. Elite gets to his feet finally and turns but is met with a full steam ahead Heart! BICYCLE KICK!
Jake Mercer: NO! Chris moves out the way as Kassidy runs to the ropes and bounces off them. BOX OFFICE SMASH BY CHRIS ELITE!
Stew-O: NO! KASSIDY DUCKS THE SUPERKICK AND RUNS THE ROPES AGAIN! SHE BOUNCES ONCE MORE AND CHRIS THROWS A BADLY TIMED CLOTHESLINE AND SHE SPINS AROUND HIM!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY HAS HER ARMS WRAPPED AROUND HIS BODY AS SHE STANDS BEHIND ELITE! KASSIDY GETS HIM FINALLY WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: NO! CHRIS FLIPS AND LANDS ON HIS FEET, AVOIDING POSSIBLY MORE GERMAN SUPLEXES FROM KASSIDY’S KASSPLODER PLEX ARSENAL! Chris watches a bloody Mauler get off the ground and rushes him himself. OPEN YA MATA!!!!
Stew-O: NO! KASSIDY AVOIDS THE JUMPING BICYCLE KNEE KICK CHRIS THROWS AND GETS BEHIND HIM AGAIN! SHE GRABS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND PULLS HIM BACKWARDS…STARGAZING!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! THE FALLING INVERTED DDT IS REVERSED AS CHRIS SPINS OUT OF KASS’S INVERTED DDT! CHRIS KEEPS HER WRIST CLUTCHED HOWEVER AND CHARGES AGAIN…OPEN YA MATA!!!!
Stew-O: …IT CONNECTS! Counter after counter but Chris gets the last counter of this exchange as he cracks Kassidy Heart in the face with that Bicycle knee kick! Chris STILL has her wrists clutched! Chris is not done! Kassidy has dropped to both knees but he SNATCHES her off the ground by the wrist. Chris runs to the nearest turnbuckles with her wrist still locked in! CHRIS RUNS UP THE RING ROPES, SPINS IN THE AIR…ELITE CUTTER TO KASSIDY HEART!
Flannery McCoy: THE WRIST LOCKED SPRINGBOARD CUTTER CONNECTS AS KASSIDY IS OUT COLD! CHRIS SLIDES ON THE MAT AND PINS HER WITH HIS BACK ON TOP OF THE MAULER!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
NO-COUNTER!!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY SNATCHES CHRIS ELITE BY THE ARMS AND LEGS! CHRIS ELITE IS ROLLED ALL OVER THE GROUND BY HEART! WAIT!…LOOK!!!!
Jake Mercer: SHE GOT IT!
Flannery McCoy: THE NEIMAN MARCUS OF WRESTLING MOVES! SHADES OF WHAT SHE DID TO LC AND NVL! KASSIDY HAS THE DOUBLE ARM AND LEG SCISSORS APPLIED AS CHRIS ELITE IS NOW IN NO MAN’S LAND! KASSIDY HAS HIM STRETCHED AND STUCK WITH NOWHERE TO GO!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY HAS MADE MANY MEN AND WOMEN TAP TO THIS HOLD! SHE HAS MADE MANY ELITIST PASS OUT FROM THE PAIN OF THIS MANEUVER! SHE CAN BE CLOSE TO DEATH BUT THIS SUBMISSION HOLD HAS SAVED HER FROM PERIL MILLIONS OF TIMES!
Kassidy Heart off mic: TAP! FUCKING TAP!
Chris Elite off mic: AAAAH YOU HERPES HAVING WHORE!
Referee: DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE, CHRIS?!
Stew-O: Chris is stuck! He cannot drag his body to the ropes from this position! Kassidy has her finisher applied and he cannot find a way to the ring ropes!
Kassidy Heart off mic: TAP! I WILL SNAP YOU LIKE A WISHBONE
Chris Elite off mic: I HOPE DDD LEAVES YOU FOR A YOUNGER MAN!
Referee: ARE YOU SUBMITTING?!?
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS BEGINS SCREAMING IN PAIN! HE CAN’T POSSIBLY TAKE ANYMORE OF THIS
Stew-O: CHRIS…HE PLANTS HIS KNEES ON THE GROUND! HE…HE IS FIGHTING TO LIFT HIMSELF AND KASSIDY OFF THE MAT!!
Kassidy Heart off mic: TAP!
Chris Elite off mic: AAAAH YOU MANGY BITCH!!
Referee: DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?!
Stew-O: Chris continues to drag them both towards any ring ropes he can but Heart continues to twist his left in ways it never was meant to be twisted!
Kassidy Heart off mic: NO THE FUCK YOU WILL NOT!
Chris Elite off mic: EAT A DICK, YOU BOZO!
Flannery McCoy: Elite LIFTS HIMSELF AND KASSIDY OFF THE GROUND USING HIS LEGS! CHRIS IS NEARLY TO HIS FEET WITH KASSIDY BUT NO! THAT LEFT LEG BUCKLES! CHRIS HAS KASSIDY WRAPPED AROUND HIS ARMS AND LEGS AS SHE BENDS HIM AND BEGINS TRYING TO FORCE HIM FLAT ON HIS STOMACH AGAIN!
Stew-O: Elite’s leg is still damaged from that brazillian heel hook and Kassidy is slowly wearing him down. His face begins to turn red as…
Jake Mercer: WAIT! CHRIS LETS OUT A SUPER SAIYAN LIKE SCREAM AS HE USES ALL HIS STRENGTH TO GET ALL THE WAY TO HIS FEET! KASSIDY BEGINS PUNCHING HIM OVER AND OVER! SHADES OF WHAT SHE DID TO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES TO BECOME NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION BUT CHRIS ELITE IS EATING EVERY PUNCH!!!
Flannery McCoy: ELITE BEGINS TO SPIN! HE HAS KASSIDY ON HIS SHOULDERS AND BEGINS SPINNING HER AROUND AND AROUND! OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
Stew-O: Chris is using all his momentum to keep spinning! 5 spins turns to 10! 10 to 20! 20 to 50 airplane spins nonstop as Kassidy’s bloody nose is flying all over the ring! Kassidy is dizzy, Chris is dizzy, WE ALL ARE DIZZY!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY RELEASES THE NEIMAN MARCUS SUBMISSION! CHRIS SLOWS DOWN AND DROPS HER TO HER FEET!
Jake Mercer: BOTH CHRIS AND KASSIDY ARE AS DIZZY AS A COW IN A TORNADO!
Stew-O: Kassidy and Chris are confused as they try to time their attacks as they both are hoping to regain their balance. Kassidy throws a punch but nobody is even there. Chris tries to kick Kassidy but misses completely. Both competitors are topsy turvy as they stagger and end up in their own ring corners. Chris stands against the ropes as he shakes his head over and over to regain composure. Kassidy slaps the side of her head to help see straight. Both the champ and challenger finally lock eyes as both instantly send death glares at one another.
Kassidy Heart off mic: You won’t survive tonight. I’m going to break you into millions of pieces.
Chris Elite off mic: Break a million pieces of my dick in your mouth. BOZO!
Flannery McCoy: Chris and Kassidy rush each other in the middle of the ring! HEART PUNCH BY KASSIDY! CHRIS REPLIES WITH A OPEN YA MATA BUT KASSIDY REMAINS ON HER FEET! THRUSTING SIDEKICK BY KASSIDY! THE DICK EATERY STOPPER BY CHRIS! THAT MIKE TYSON UPPERCUT MAKES KASSIDY’S JAW FLY UPWARD! CHRIS SEES HER CHIN AND TAKES A STEP BACK…
Jake Mercer: BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!!!!!
…
Stew-O: NO! KASSIDY CATCHES HIS FOOT BEFORE HE CONNECTS WITH THE SUPERKICK! KASSIDY SPINS HIS LEG AND IS BEHIND CHRIS ELITE…CLUBBING BLOW TO THE BACK OF HIS SKULL..SHE HAS CHRIS IN A STRAIGHT JACKET…
Flannery McCoy: CHANEL N5!! THE STRAIGHT JACKET GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!!!!! Chris is dropped on the back of his head as Kassidy bridges it for a pin!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOoOoOoOOOoooOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE AIN’T QUITTING!
Stew-O: Chris survives! He survives the beautifully executed Chanel N5 by Kassidy! But Kassidy has him still hurt! Kassidy is breathing primarily out of that mouth due to that bloody nose. She has been through alot tonight and she has been using a lot of energy but Chris just cannot be kept down.
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy has been in her most challenging title defense so far.
Jake Mercer: This might be her LAST title defense, Flan. Chris Elite will not quit. Chris Elite isn’t the one bleeding. He hasn’t even hit her with that Box Office Smash yet and if he superkicks that nose, it could be lights out for her.
Stew-O: Kassidy tries to figure out something as she gets to her feet. She grabs Chris, trying to drag him off the ground. WAIT! BITCHMAKER! CHRIS EXPLODES FROM THE GROUND AND SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF KASSIDY HEART’S MOUTH! KASSIDY WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD, CHRIS STEPS BACK LIKE JAMES HARDEN…
Flannery McCoy: BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!!!
Stew-O: NO! KASSIDY DUCKS! SHE RUNS THE ROPES…SPEAR!!!! SPEAR!!!! SPEAR BY KASSIDY HEART FLOORS CHRIS ELITE ONCE AGAIN! SHADES OF MR. DEDEDE AS KASS LAYS ON THE CHALLENGER AND HOOKS THE LEG! COVER!
Referee: OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NOT E-NOUGH! NOT E-NOUGH!
Stew-O: KASSIDY IS ROLLING ON THE GROUND! A HELLACIOUS SCREAM ESCAPES HER MOUTH! THE MAULER IS AT A LOSS FOR WORDS AND SO ARE WE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! CHRIS ELITE KICKS OUT OF THE SPEAR THAT KASSIDY USES IN TRIBUTE TO HER HUSBAND RYAN ADAMS AND ITS OBVIOUS SHE IS AT WIT’S END! WHAT MORE DOES SHE HAVE TO DO? WHAT CAN SHE DO TO END THIS MATCH!?
Jake Mercer: Nothing…we know it’s Chris Elite’s time and he won’t stay down for SHIT! Kassidy is on her hands and knees chanting to herself over and over and over again.
Kassidy Heart off mic: Murder…death…kill…
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy is slowly rising. Chris is on his hands and knees. I don’t even think he knows where he even is anymore.
Kassidy Heart off mic: He’s just like the rest of them. He’s just like the rest…he’s going to…die. He’s just like…
Jake Mercer: Kassidy is on her feet and she is ready. Chris is on one knee and he isn’t. KASSIDY CHARGES CHRIS! NORVINA LIGHTS!
Flannery McCoy: …NO!!! CHRIS CATCHES HER AS SHE GOES FOR THE SPIKED HURRICANRANA AND BLOCKS THE MOVE! KASSIDY FLIPS BACKWARDS AND LANDED AWKWARDLY ON HER FEET. STEP BACK LIKE KYRIE, CHRIS LEAPS…
BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!!
Stew-O: GAWDS GIVEN GREATNESS FINALLY HITS IT! THE SUPERKICK LANDS FLUSH ON KASSIDY’S FACE AS SHE COLLAPSES BACKWARDS ON THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: NEW CHAMPION!!! CHRIS HAS CAUGHT KASSIDY WITH THAT BOX OFFICE SMASH AND HE LANDS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES! KASSIDY IS OUT COLD! THE CHAMPION IS OUT COLD! CHRIS CRAWLS TO THE BODY OF THE MAULER! HE DRAPS ONE ARM OVER HER BODY! COVER!
Referee: OOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
…
…
NOoOoOoOoOoOOoo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: HOW IN THE FUCK!!!!
Flannery McCoy: The Mauler…SHE GOT HER FOOT ON THE ROPES! SHE BARELY MADE IT! SHE WAS NOT KICKING OUT OF THAT PERFECTLY PLACED KICK BUT SHE HAD ENOUGH LEFT IN THE TANK TO SAVE HERSELF ONE…LAST…TIME!
Chris Elite off mic: This…god damn…cum mouth…cunt face…clit licking…FUCK!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Chris begins pummeling the defenseless Kassidy as the referee warns him! Chris has had enough. Chris Elite stares at Kassidy. Chris was seconds away less then a second away from becoming National Elite Champion for the first time! Chris will not quit and neither will Kassidy! These two competitors have taken this National Elite championship to a whole new level here tonight! But, what will decide who leaves with the gold? Kassidy is bloody, she is barely moving, yet she won’t quit. Chris has been thrown through so many counters and moves and submissions yet he also will not quit. This match could go on forever.
Flannery McCoy: I think Chris is planning on ending it right here and right now.
Stew-O: Chris Elite is visibly emotional.
Jake Mercer: I have not seen Chris this angry since Pop Smoke died.
Stew-O: Meanwhile his opponent is barely moving. Chris slowly gets to his feet. He stands over Kassidy before turning to see the corner. She is in a perfect position. Kassidy begins to stir and STOMP TO THE FACE BY CHRIS LAYS OUT THE CHAMPION ONCE AGAIN! Kassidy tried to unleash The Mauler on Chris but he wasn’t afraid. She tried to use her submission against him but he didn’t tap. She tried to do what she did to Lethal Consequences and NvL but he countered and recovered whenever he could. This Chris Elite we are seeing is worthy of being called a champion once again. That is, if he can just finish her off and end this match!
Flannery McCoy: Chris slowly limps to the ring corner, the former World Champion begins to climb the turnbuckle. He is looking to end it in spectacular fashion as Chris gets to the top of the turnbuckle and stares down at Kassidy…
Chris Elite off mic: I got you where I want you beloved…
Stew-O: CHRIS TURNS AROUND ON THE TURNBUCKLE…He’s going for it…
Jake Mercer: YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!! HE’S GOING FOR THE-
*The lights are cut out.*
Flannery McCoy: NOT THIS AGAIN!
Stew-O: We are having trouble with the lights somehow.
Flannery McCoy: This reminds me of King of Elite…
Jake Mercer: BANK$ HRDO AND DEDEDE AIN’T PAY THE POWER BILL!!!!
Stew-O: WAIT! ISN’T THIS WHAT CHRIS ADMITTED TO DOING TO CAGE AT KING OF ELITE?!?!?
*Lights come back on.*
Flannery McCoy: Chris is still on the top turnbuckle confused and startled at what just happened as he stops in his tracks to look around. But… THAT’S JUST ENOUGH TIME FOR KASSIDY TO REGAIN THE CONSCIOUSNESS TO GET UP OFF THE MAT! KASSIDY RUNS BEHIND HIM! SHE PUTS ONE ARM UNDER HIM AND………..
Stew-O: POWERBOMB FROM OUT OF THE CORNER! KASSIDY POWERBOMBS CHRIS ELITE OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND FLATTENS HIM! KASSIDY ROLLS ON THE MAT AND GETS TO HER FEET! CHRIS SLOWLY GETS BACK UP AND IS AS CONFUSED AS ALL OF US AFTER THAT LIGHTS DISTRACTION! CHRIS TURNS TO SEE KASSIDY RUSH HIM AND HE THROWS A CLOTHESLINE! NO ONE THERE! KASSIDY RUNS THE ROPES, CHARGES BACK…BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! KASSIDY DUCKS IT AND HITS THE ROPES ONCE MORE…P.C.S.!!!! POST CONCUSSION SYNDROME! IT CONNECTS! KASSIDY HEART ROCKS CHRIS WITH ANOTHER HELLUVA KICK AND HE DROPS LIKE A SACK OF POTATOES!
Jake Mercer: IT WAS CAGE! CAGE IS GETTING HIS REVENGE ON CHRIS ELITE!!!!
Stew-O: KASSIDY IS STUMBLING OFF THE GROUND AND RUNS TO THE CORNER! KASSIDY IS IN THE CORNER, STOMPING HER FOOT, AND WAITING FOR CHRIS ELITE TO GET UP!!!!
Jake Mercer: CAGE JUST SABOTAGED THIS MATCH! CAGE JUST GOT REVENGE ON CHRIS ELITE!
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS IS UP!!!! KASSIDY FLIES FORWARD AND SMASHES CHRIS’ FACE INTO THE MAT WITH THE CURB STOMP!!!! PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!!!!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE IS OUT AND KASSIDY GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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…
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Monster’ By Kanye West plays as Kassidy Heart rolls off of Chris Elite a bloody mess. Chris Elite is out cold as the referee is handed the National Elite championship.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…AND STILL…NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION…
(Kassidy is barely able to get up. The exhaustion has her seated in the middle of the ring. Chris is slowly coming to but he’s too hurt to get off his back. The referee brings Kass her belt and tries to help her off the ground.)
Stephie Love: THE MAULER…KAAASSSSIDY…HEAAAAAAART!!!
Jake Mercer: God damn it! This was potentially a five star match! Six stars if it was in the Tokyo Dome! Jesus Chris, CAGE RUINED CHRIS ELITE’S NIGHT!
Flannery McCoy: We don’t know that. It could have been a faulty wire or something. Maybe somebody bumped into a switch.
Jake Mercer: Excuse me? Don’t be naive, Flan! This is EXACTLY what happened during Impact and Cage’s match and we ALL know Cage and Chris Elite have a bitter rivalry right now. Chris was robbed of his chance to become a triple crown champion!
Stew-O: Maybe, but the lights didn’t end the match. Kassidy still had to finish him off and she survived everything he had to give. Kassidy Heart pulled it off albeit with a little help from the lights.
Flannery McCoy: I must say, that was the best match I’ve seen from Chris Elite in some time. If those lights don’t go out, if he lands that You Gotta Love it 630 senton…Kassidy Heart is no longer champion.
Jake Mercer: But he didn’t even get a chance to hit her with it! She couldn’t kick out of The Box Office Smash, she needed the ropes to survive that. He hits her with the double moonsault and she’s finished. She’s done. Reign over. New Champion. Now? Now she remains champ and kudos to her…but this smells like foul play!
(Kassidy is a bloody mess. She clutches her National Elite championship to her chest. She stares down at the barely coherent Chris Elite and gives a slight nod to her opponent. After looking up at the titantron seeing the replay showing that the lights went off, her expression turns to utter annoyance as she retained her championship but not in an ideal way.)
Jake Mercer: This is a travesty. Chris Elite deserves better. He did not come to Dynasty to be robbed. If he wanted to be robbed, he could have stayed in Brooklyn with those thugs from there!
Flannery McCoy: Slow your role Jake MAGAcer. Chris Elite fought hard but this is still Kassidy Heart. This is still one of the greatest elitist, man or woman, to ever live.
Jake Mercer: And what does that make Chris Elite? He’s still GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS PERSONIFIED! Yeah, Kassidy is hall of fame bound but so is this guy!
Stew-O: Kassidy Heart leaves this FPV with the belt she walked in with. A small show of respect to her opponent on the way out as Chris Elite is left with several questions and no answers. Was the lights just a coincidence? Was Cage behind it? Will he ever become a triple crown champion?
Jake Mercer: ALL THAT AND MORE ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z!!!!
Flannery McCoy: :snoop:
(The scene ends with a somber Chris Elite finally sitting up, furiously staring up at the lights shining down on him. Kassidy Heart is on stage with her championship draped over her shoulder, looking back at Chris Elite just as furious as the camera fades to black.)
(A promotional ad for the Voltage exclusive event, Fighting Spirit, airs. Catch all your favorite Voltage Elitists on their final stop before Pain for Pride, live on free-per-view, Saturday, May 30th, 2020)
(Grand Rampage fades back in and the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
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(Bella Braxton grins as the camera focuses in on her.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IT’S FOR THE EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
( “Christopher Walking” by Pop Smoke blasts through the speakers, prompting for Malcolm Jones to emerge from the guerilla position. Jones nonchalantly makes his arrival onto the stage, smiling and concentrated as he looks to add a second world championship reign to his career. He takes a confident look at the silent atmosphere before moseying down towards the squared circle. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER! From Harlem, New York, weighing in at 230 pounds… MAAAAAALLLLCOLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMM JOOOONNNNNEEEESSSSSS!!
Rich Russillo: As the 2019 King Of Elite winner and a former EAW World Champion in his own right, Malcolm Jones heads into this more well-rounded and self-assured than ever. Tonight, he has the golden opportunity to make himself a two-time world champion. He has the opportunity to prove that the world revolves around the “Big 092MLBOA”
Persephone: Malcolm Jones has been incorporated in the world championship conversation for months and he finally gets the opportunity to revalidate himself. If you ask me, Andrea Valentine has a huge threat and fight ahead of her tonight. Not that I really give a fuck either way because my Sexy Rexy is not in this match.
James Peters: You really looking forward to the Grand Rampage match itself, aren’t you?
Persephone: Ohmygod, obvi! Anytime Rex is in the ring is the best time either. It’s really gunna be better than this fucking snoozefest of a match between a hoebag and her wannabe pimp.
( As Malcolm prepares in his corner, “Roll With Me” by Charlie XCX” hits throughout the Oracle Park. With the EAW World Championship around her waist, Andrea Valentine steps out to the stage. She confidently smiles and makes her way down towards the ring. )
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Orlando, Florida, weighing in at 110 pounds… SHE IS THE E….. A….. W…… WOOOORRRLLLLLDDDDD CHAAAMPPPIONNNNNN… AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNRRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA VAAAALLLLLLEEENNNNTIIIIINNNNNEEE!!
James Peters: We can talk about the weaknesses of women and the one-hundred pound plus disadvantage she is at all we want, but time after time again, we’ve seen the miraculous Andrea Valentine shock the world. Every-time she’s on the mic and inside those ropes, she proves everyone wrong.
Persephone: I mean, if you wanna call being lucky proving people wrong, then sure, Jan. Andrea Valentine totally proves people wrong. Imagine always being the bitch who’s in the right place at the right time, even if it makes your world championship look like shit in comparison to everyone else’s!
Rich Russillo: :wow:
James Peters: This is definitely Andrea’s biggest test as champion to date. Malcolm Jones knows he never should have lost the EAW Championship to begin with and tonight is his chance to take it back and move on with his career.
(Andrea climbs into the ring and gets her game face on. She passes the belt over to the referee who holds it. Malcolm eyes the gold he once held and cracks his knuckles. With both competitors ready, the referee calls for the belt.)
( DING! DING! DING! )
Rich Russillo: One of the most anticipated matches of this evening is underway; Andrea Valentine defends her EAW World Championship against Malcolm Jones. It has been one-hundred and twenty-five days since Andrea Valentine shocked the EAW Universe by winning the EAW World Championship at Road To Redemption and tonight, she either continues her reign, or it ends, and many believe that this may be the night it concludes.
James Peters: This is definitely going to an intriguing battle between these two styles. These two now jockeying for position, coming off a collar-and-elbow tie-up as they switch various positions. Malcolm wraps Valentine in a waist hold, and Valentine does a standing switch, getting the waist lock on him and throwing him right back into the old-school side headlock. Jones presses her against the ropes and leads her off into the other side.
Persephone: The challenger now telegraphs a back body drop, but Valentine drops down and rolls him over with a sunset flip. Malcolm vaults backwards, right onto his feet as he goes for a penalty kick. Valentine ducks her head, Malcolm attempts a moonsault, misses and lands on his feet before the champion springs off the canvas and FLOORS THE CHALLENGER WITH A KIP-UP HURRICANRANA! Lame.
Rich Russillo: Valentine gets up to her feet and immediately flanks Malcolm Jones a precision dropkick across the face! Malcolm is down as Valentine returns to her feet again and comes off the ropes! The champion moves around the challenger in a tilt-a-whirl fashion! TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS!! VALENTINE SPINS MALCOLM AROUND!!!
James Peters: BUT JONES DROPS DOWN AND CRUSHES VALENTINE’S FACE ONTO THE CANVAS! BRUTAL COUNTER BY THE CHALLENGER NOW AS HE ROLLS UNDER THE ROPE! Malcolm Jones now leaps onto the top rope and springboards off! LEAPING CLOTHESLINE!! Valentine is floored by the challenger as he now caps it off with a SENSATIONAL STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!
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Persephone: KICK-OUT! The challenger Malcolm Jones continued the onslaught, towing Valentine into the corner turnbuckles by her blonde long hair and sitting on the top turnbuckle. He snatches her head from behind and attempts to flip forward. GGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLL- ANDREA HOLDS ONTO MALCOLM! Valentine showing off her underrated feat of strength while she hauls Jones into the center of the ring AND NAILS HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH AN EMERALD FROSION!! LEGS ARE HOOKED! YAY I HOPE THIS IS OVER SO WE CAN GET TO GRAND REXPAGE QUICKER!!!!
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Rich Russillo: JONES POPS HIS SHOULDER UP! Andrea now steps through the ropes and climbs to the top turnbuckle. She stands tall at the top be- MALCOLM LEAPS ONTO THE TOP AND PEPPERS VALENTINE WITH A BOMBARDMENT OF SOUTHPAW OFFENCE! MALCOLM OVERPOWERS HER AND HOOKS HER UP!! SUPERPLEX!! NO!! ANDREA BLOCKS IT!! ANDREA NOW GRABS HIS TIGHTS AND LOOKS TO FLATTEN HIM WITH A SUPER GOURDBUSTER BUT JONES BLOCKS THE CHAMPION’S ATTEMPT
James Peters: Valentine keeps her foundation strong on the top turnbuckle while Jones climbs higher to the side. Jones standing on one side of the ropes, higher than Andrea as ANDREA SWEEPS HIS LEGS FROM BELOW AND SENDS HIM BALLS-FIRST DOWN ONTO THE TOP ROPE!! JONES SCREAMING IN AGONY AS VALENTINE SMILES AND RICOCHETS HIM OFF THE ROPES AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A MISSILE DROPKiCK!
Persephone: This gives the opportunity for the EAW World Champion to now go airborne and she’s taking it! SHE RUNS THE ROPES AND SOARS!!! SUIIICIIIDDDEEE DIVVEE!! WAIT NO!! JONES CATCHES HER RIGHT INTO A SUPLEX AND PLANTS RIGHT ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX!! WHAT A COUNTER I GUESS!! These two have had answers for each other thus far in this match which sucks because they’re really about to make this longer. Malcolm Jones, the challenger, now climbs onto the apron.
Rich Russillo: Jones sprints across the hardest part of the ring and vaults over! SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON VALENTINE!! NO!! VALENTINE ROLLS THROUGH THE APRON SHEETS AND JONES CRASH LANDS ONTO THE CEMENT FLOOR! OUCH! THAT’S GOT TO HURT! Jones clutching his chest in agony as he turns around to Valentine running off the apron and NAILING HIM DOWN ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A LEAPING METEORA!!
James Peters: The EAW World Champion slides the challenger back into the squared circle and grips the top rope with both hands! ANDREA SLINGSHOTS OVER THE TOP!! AND GRABS JONES’ HEAD ON THE WAY DOWN!! SLINGSHOT DDT!! NO!!! Jones holds onto Valentine, startling her and hoisting the champion up into a suplex! VALENTINE SLANTS DOWN AND ROLLS JONES INTO A INSIDE CRADLE!!
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Rich Russillo: JONES ESCAPES! Both competitors get up to their feet and Andrea connects first with a spinning heel kick to the gut. Andrea yanks the arm and floats over for the cross arm breaker! Malcolm pulls out at the last second and decks the champion with a step-up enziguri! A well-placed kick onto the EAW World Champion as Malcolm now shoots onto his feet and rebounds off the ropes! VALENTINE SPROUTS OFF THE GROUND AND TAKES THE CHALLENGER DOWN WITH A HURRICANRANA!
James Peters: Malcolm Jones lurches into the corner turnbuckles as Valentine cartwheels from the opposite corner! CARTWHEEL ELBOW DROP!! NO!! MALCOLM CATCHES HER IN MID AIR AND HOLDS HER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! HE QUICKLY SPINS AROUND!! AND ANDREA VALENTINE SEIZES THE ARM AND COUNTERS THE BLUE THUNDER BOMB INTO AN ARMBAR!!
Persephone: Jones was ready and prepared for this kind of offence as he immediately lifts the champion off the ground. Valentine stunned by the deftness of the challenger as Jones slingshots her off the middle rope and SLAMS HER DOWN WITH A RELEASE POWERBOMB! What a powerbomb as that momentarily gets Valentine off of Jones. Jones now pulled himself up to his feet, scanning the landscape before rebounding off the ropes and BLASTING THE CHEST OF VALENTINE WITH A PK!! A PENALTY KICK ACROSS THE CHEST AS JONES ATTEMPTS A PINFALL! YES IT IS FINALLY OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Persephone: DAMMIT!
Rich Russillo: KICK-OUT! Malcolm now pulls on her blonde locks, using it to get her up before she grabs her tights and PROPELS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE! ANDREA JUST GOT ELIMINATED! Malcolm now mocks the champion from within the squared circle as the referee instructs for Valentine to get back into the ring.
James Peters: She is not flinching as MALCOLM NOW DASHES THROUGH THE CANVAS AND SOARS INTO THE AIR AND OVER THE SHOULDERS OF THE OFFICIAL!! TOPEEEE CONNNNNNN HILLLOOOOOOO ONTO THE UNSUSPECTING VALENTINE!!
Persephone: The champion was not expecting that as Jones now quickly grabs her tights and throws her into the ring. Malcolm is startled by the amount of distance and height he was able to attain as he climbs the apron and steps through the ropes. VALENTINE FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, LOCKING JONES IN A HANDSTAND HEADSCISSORS! MALCOLM IS CAUGHT AS SHE ATTEMPTS THE VALENTINE’S MASSACRE!! END HIM FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I WANT THIS TO BE OVEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM THROWS HER OFF HIS SHOULDERS, PUSHING HER AWAY AND DECKING THE CHAMPION WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI! The challenger has her in his sights as he leaps and springboards off the top! Andrea ducks down, Malcolm rolls through, and Andrea circles around and gets his foot onto his neck! BRINGING HIM DOWN FOR THE INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER!!
James Peters: JONES HOLDS ONTO HER FOOT, ROLLING HER OVER ONTO HER KNEES AND DRIVING HIS KNEE INTO THE JAW! MALCOLM NOW HOOKS THE ARM AND PLUCK THE CHAMPION OFF HER KNEES AND DROPPING HER WITH A DEADLIFT SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! THE FEET ARE OVER THE ARMS AS THE SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
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Persephone: KICK-OUT!! Jones now rises up to his feet and pulls Valentine’s head in between his legs. SHAKE THE ROOM!!! VALENTINE ROCKS JONES WITH A POTENT ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! A well-placed roundhouse kick, faltering the challenger as the CHAMPION PROCEEDS TO HANDSPRING OFF THE ROPES!! HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW!! NO!! JONES CATCHES HER AND HOLDS HER IN A WAIST-LOCK. He looks for a German, but Valentine shoots up and bunks Jones with an inside cradle!
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Rich Russillo: JONES ESCAPES! Both individuals get up to their feet as Malcolm swings forward for a southpaw. Valentine blocks the punch and clocks him with a spinning back fist. Jones is faltering as he DRILLS HER KNEE WITH A KNEECAP SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE AND GOES FOR A KNEELING SUPERKICK. The champion grabs the foot before he could connect, throws it down and twists around; SPINNING BACK FIST! JONES DUCKS DOWN AND SENDS VALENTINE DOWN ONTO HER KNEES WITH A JAW-SHATTERING KNEE STRIKE!!
James Peters: The champion is down-and-out on her knees, slouched and unconscious, presenting the opportunity for Jones to get his head back in the game. He turns around, moonsaults over her shoulders and PLUCKS HER OFF THE GROUND WITH A DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX!! WOW!!! WHAT AN INNOVATIVE VARIATION OF THE GERMAN SUPLEX AS HE PINS HER DOWN WITH AN ARCHING BRIDGE!
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Persephone: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE POPS HER SHOULDER OFF! :noah:!!!!!!!!!! Jones riddles the champion’s chest with a few open-hand chops before Irish whipping Valentine into the corner. Valentine collides into the buckles, bouncing back into the direction of Jones as he comes off the ropes! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!! JONES LOOKING TO COMPLETE THE WATER WHIP KNEE STRIKE, BUT VALENTINE EVADES AND ADVANCES ONTO THE CHALLENGER WITH A WHEELBARROW. SHE GRABS HIS HEAD AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A WHEELBARROW BULLDOG!!
Rich Russillo: HE SHRUGS HER OFF AT THE LAST SECOND! Valentine comes off the ropes and back into the ropes. She steps up all over his body and backflips off. JONES DECKS HER WITH AN ENZIGURI AS SHE WAS DROPPING DOWN! VALENTINE REELS INTO THE ROPES, BOOMERANGING BACK INTO THE CHALLENGER AND DRILLING JONES WITH A DOUBLE-KNEE BACKSTABBER!! VALENTINE WITH AN INSTINCT MANEUVER ONTO MALCOLM JONES AS SHE NOW SITS IN THE CORNER.
James Peters: Jones gingerly rises up to his feet as Valentine looks to put a bullet in the chamber. She rolls through the canvas, shooting off the ground and into the claws of the challenger. JONES SNATCHES HER AND PLANTS HER WITH SPIN THE BLOCK! THE SPINNING SIT-OUT SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS AS HE HOOKS HER SHOULDER DOWN!! FOR A NEW CHAMPION!
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Persephone: FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!! VALENTINE POPS HER SHOULDER UP! STOP. KICKING. OUT. That was nearly it for the EAW World Championship reign of Andrea Valentine as Jones now muscles her into the corner. Why is this still going on??? I hate it here! Malcolm sticks his knee into the midsection before Irish whipping her into the opposite turnbuckles. Valentine whiplashes off, Jones comes off the adjacent ropes AND FLATTENS THE CHAMPION WITH THE WATER WHIP KNEE STRIKE!! THAT HAS TO BE IT!! COVER!
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Rich Russillo: Malcolm yelling at the referee to count faster, beginning to be infuriated by the onset of resilience by the EAW World Champion as he starts to ascend the turnbuckles. Valentine emerges from thin air and attempts to take Malcolm off his foundation. He joins him on the tippy-top, but Malcolm however, hooking her tights and SLAMMING HER CHEST-FIRST SEVERAL FEET INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SUPER GOURDBUSTER!
James Peters: Jones now perched like a phoenix, ready to take flight, BUT ANDREA RECOVERS QUICKLY AND SWEEPS OUT HIS LEGS!! Malcolm plummets hard onto the top turnbuckle whereas Andrea steps up to join him once again. She needs to be careful because the last time she was on the top, she got dropped. Jones is in distress and Andrea now hooks the side, possibly looking for a super spanish fly?
Persephone: AND REPEATED ELBOW SHOTS TO THE BACK OF THE NECK! The tables have turned now as Andrea is the individual in danger. Both individuals in a precarious position anyway as putting both of yourselves on the top turnbuckle is a gamble in itself. Andrea has her feet planted on both sides of the ropes. Her head is between the thighs of Jones, just where he wants them because he’s a perv :mjlit: as he continues to club the back with hammerfists. JONES NOW HOISTS VALENTINE UP INTO A POWERBOMB CLUTCH ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! HE HOLDS HER UP IN THE AIR BEFORE STEPPING OFF!! SUPERRR POWWEERRRRRBOMMM-
Rich Russillo: A HURRICANRANA!! VALENTINE TURNS IT INTO A SUPER FRANKENSTEINER AT THE LAST MILLISECOND! WHAT A COUNTER BY THE CHAMPION, SHOCKING HER CHALLENGER AS SHE NOW RUSHES IN FROM THE CORNER!! SHE SEIZES THE NECK AND FLIPS OVER!! LOVVVEEEE HAZZZEEE!!!
James Peters: THE LOVE HAZE IS COUNTERED INTO THE CUBAN LINK!! THE CUBAN LINK COBRA CLUTCH IS TIGHTENED ON THE CHAMPION AS WE COULD BE ON THE VERGE OF A NEW CHAMPION BEING CROWNED VIA SUBMISSION! But Valentine easily fights out of it, kneels down and capsizes Malcolm Jones over by her shoulders!!!
Persephone: VALENTINE RISES UP TO HIS FEET, BUT JONES SHOOTS THE KICK AND ADVANCES FOR A SNAP DDT! VALENTINE GRABS THE WRIST, TWISTS AROUND AND IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE CORNER BEHIND INSTEAD!! A counter by the world champion as Valentine now shifts her attention back onto him. She steps on the gas and dashes into Jones in the corner. STOP COUNTERING EVERYTHING FFS!
Rich Russillo: JONES MEETS HER HALF-WAY, PICKING HER UP AND PLACING VALENTINE ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE. Jones leans onto the ropes and JUMPS UP FOR A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI!! BUT LOOK! Valentine grabs the incoming foot, gets off the buckle and pulls him by the foot into the center. She pierces him with a spinning back fist! The fist connects as Jones is faltering onto his feet!
James Peters: Valentine has Jones for the easy pickings! SHE MAY HAVE IT IN THE BAG!! SHE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND CHARGES INTO JONES!! JONES PICKS HIM UP!!! THE FIREMAN’S CARRY!! VALENTINE STRUGGLING TO ESCAPE AS JONES POPS HER UP. VALENTINE LOCKS THE LEGS AROUND THE HEAD IN MID-AIR, TURNS OVER AND SPIKES THE CHALLENGER WITH A HEADSCISSORS DRIVER!! THE VALENTINE’S MASSACRE!! WHAT A COUNTER!! THE SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
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Persephone: KICK-OUT!! Valentine cautiously rises up to his feet, thinking of what to do next as Jones has made his way to the outside. The EAW World Champion slides underneath the bottom rope, on the pursuit to vanquish the recuperating challenger, Malcolm Jones, who is catching a breath before getting turned around and EATING A POUNDING OPEN-HAND CHOP TO THE CHEST!!
Rich Russillo: A ringing chop by Valentine that was certainly heard around the Milky Way Universe as Malcolm attempts to distance himself around ringside, but Valentine turns him around and CLOCKS HIM CLEAN WITH A CHOP BENEATH THE JAW! Valentine pulls him in by the tights, kicking the chest before hooking his belt. The champion elevates him into a suplex in front of the corner barricade, perhaps seeking a vertical into the barricade?
James Peters: Jones able to use his weight advantage to tilt Valentine into a suplex of his own! AND DUMPS HIS MIDSECTION ONTO THE EDGE OF THE BARRICADE WITH ANOTHER GOURDBUSTER!! VALENTINE IS DANGLING CHEST-FIRST ATOP THE BARRICADE AS JONES DAZES HER WITH A KNEE TO THE TEMPLE FOR GOOD MEASURE!! Andrea Valentine has found herself in a horrible dilemma as Malcolm Jones is walking a tightrope across the top of the barricade! What is going through his mind right now?!?! HE RUNS ALOFT THE BARRICADE AND LEAPS OFF! DIVING KNEE DROP ONTO THE BACK OF THE HANGING ANDREA VALENTINE!! Malcolm Jones quickly brings her into squared circle and mounts onto the top turnbuckle! VALENTINE IS OUT!! THE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-UPPPPPPPPPP!!! THE DIVING LEG DROP ACROSS THE CHEST CONNECTS AS HE GOES FOR THE WIN!!
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James Peters: VALENTINE BRINGS HER SHOULDER UP! Jones almost dethroned Andrea Valentine! He pulls her up to her feet, hooks her tights and drops her belly-first onto the top rope! Valentine is dangling once again! She is hung over the top rope, defenceless as Jones steps through the ropes and climbs the turnbuckles. Is it the knee drop once again?!!? JONES SOARS AND LIFTS THE KNEE!! SECOND TIMES THE CHARM!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! VALENTINE MOVES BACKWARD, FORCING JONES TO DRIVE HIS KNEE UNPROTECTED INTO THE CANVAS!! Jones is momentarily clutching his knees in agony while Valentine uses the ropes to pull herself up to her feet! She grips the ropes with both hands before using it to slingshot over! SLINGSHOT DDT!! JONES IS SPIKED AS VALENTINE COVERS!!! SHE RETAINS!
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Persephone: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW KICK-OUT!! Malcolm Jones went for the well way too many times and Valentine had the knee drop well-scouted, but that skull-crushing DDT was still not enough. The EAW World Champion now proceeded to capture the arm and sink in the Octopus Stretch! The old-fashioned octopus stretch is implemented as Malcolm attempts to fight out of it. For the love of fucking God I am so over this.
James Peters: Jones quickly forces her to relinquish the hold and transitions her into a powerslam hold! MAYBE A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER?!?! NO!! VALENTINE TURNS HIM AROUND INTO A GUILLOTINE CHOKE!! VALENTINE HOLDING ONTO HIM FOR DEAR LIFE AND ATTEMPTS TO CHOKE OUT THE CHALLENGER TO DEFEND THE TITLE HERE TONIGHT AT GRAND RAMPAGE!!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm may be fading and about to go to sleep! He isn’t going to let that happen! Jones knows that this is an opportunity that doesn’t come by often! He clenches the tights and hoists him up into a suplex! VERTICAL SUPLEX INCOMING!?!? NO!! VALENTINE MANEUVERS OVER THE SHOULDERS AND MOUNTS ONTO HIM WITH A BACKPACK SLEEPER HOLD!! JONES STUCK IN AN AFFAIR OF SUBMISSION LOCK AFTER SUBMISSION LOCK AS VALENTINE REFUSES TO GIVE UP!!
Persephone: There’s the grit and determination of our EAW World Champion not that it really matters to me because Grand Rexpage is literally the only fucking thing I want right now. Andrea will do whatever it takes and will go through hell and high water to retain her spot at the throne! Jones, however, will not stop on his quest to the EAW World Championship because the whole world is against me and wants to see this match continue. Malcolm backs her up into the corner turnbuckles. He smashes her into the corner and she finally lets go of the sleeper hold! Jones taking huge gasps of breath before turning around to AIR VALENTINE!! TOP ROPE METEORA!!
James Peters: MALCOLM WITH A ONE-LEGGED BOSTON CRAB!! HE WAS ABLE TO ROLL THROUGH AND TURN THE METEORA DOUBLE-KNEES INTO A CRAB SUBMISSION HOLD!! Jones returns the trifecta of submissions back to Valentine as he applies stress and agony to the lower back of the world champion! Valentine quickly turns her body inside out, twisting and turning to connect with repeated upward kicks to the jaw!
Rich Russillo: The upward shots to the face force Malcolm to relinquish the crab before he quickly reels into the corner turnbuckles. Valentine slowly ascends to her feet ONLY TO BE PUT RIGHT INTO THE COCAINA CLUTCH! Malcolm Jones wrapping his arms around the neck of the champion and cinching in the Cocaina Clutch! BUT VALENTINE LOOKS TO COUNTER IT AS SHE WALKS UP THE TURNBUCKLES.
Persephone: BUT MALCOLM EXCAVATES HER WITH A TURNBUCKLE-HUNG BACKSTABBER, TIPPING HER OVER INTO A GROUNDED CROSSFACE!! OMG MY VOCABULARY USING THE WORD ‘EXCAVATE’ :D!!! A CRIPPLING CROSSFACE CLINCHED IN ON VALENTINE AS SHE IS TRAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! THE CHAMPION HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! THE CHAMPION IS ON THE BRINK OF REACHING HER BREAKING POINT!!
James Peters: SHE TILTS OVER AND PINS MALCOLM DOWN!! OH NO!!
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Rich Russillo: MALCOLM PUTS HER BACK INTO THE CROSSFACE!! NOW TURNING IT INTO THE ARM-TRAPPED VARIATION!! There is only so much life and energy left inside the EAW World Champion and it is being put to the extreme test right here, right now! Valentine continued to scratch and claw to the bottom rope, trying her best to ignore the pain.
Persephone: PLEASE TAP SO WE CAN MOVE ON!!!!
Rich Russillo: Jones is culminating every ounce of energy and hatred for Valentine into this cross-face! The World Champion is now losing life! Her body’s becoming flimsy and weak as she abruptly drops her arm? Andrea Valentine’s championship reign is about to be put out by Malcolm Jones at Grand Rampage as the referee lifts up the hand of Valentine! IT DROPS THE FIRST TIME!!
James Peters: NOW THE REFEREE CAUTIOUSLY LIFTING UP THE HAND FOR THE SECOND TIME!! IF SHE DOESN’T KEEP IT UP, THE REIGN ENDS!! Malcolm with a sadistic smile on her face, about to add another world title to his collection by submission! THE REFEREE LETS GO!!
Rich Russillo: …..
James Peters: …
Persephone: SHE’S OUT!! THANK GOD! RING THE BELL! RING THE BELL!
Rich Russillo: NO!!
Persephone: :noah:!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA VALENTINE IS STILL IN IT!! SHE ROLLS OVER, ESCAPES THE HOLD AND NAILS THE MIDSECTION OF MALCOLM WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP. MALCOLM IS DOWN AS I AM CLUELESS ON WHERE VALENTINE IS GETTING ALL THIS ENERGY FROM!! Jones gets up to his feet and EATS A FLUSH KICK TO THE JAW!!
James Peters: Malcolm is downed onto one knee as Valentine has a new flame in her eyes! SHE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND GRABS THE HEAD FOR THE SPINNING NECKBREAKER!!!! YESS!!!!! LOVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: THE C-NOTE!!! MALCOLM FLANKS THE CHAMPION WITH THE C-NOTE SPEAR THAT SPLITS HER IN HALF!!! COVER!!
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Rich Russillo: KICK-OUT!! Malcolm quickly moves into the corner and starts to ascend! We know what he’s going for, but the question is, can he reach that amount of distance? Malcolm Jones is two-thirds away from the World Champion, but at this exhausting point in the match, Malcolm might not have what it takes to attain such a ridiculous advantage.
James Peters: You can never, ever underestimate the god-like capabilities of the uber-talented Malcolm Jones because he is limitless when it comes to the squared circle! He is seconds away from closing in on this championship as he decides to walk the rope. What in the world is he thinking? A COAST-TO-COAST FROG SPLASH!!! OH NO!! THE FIVE STAR FROSH SPLASH!!!
Rich Russillo: BUT ANDREA SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE BEFORE JONES COULD TAKE FLIGHT!! Malcolm exhaustedly hops off the top turnbuckle, disappointed before he gingerly steps through the ropes. I don’t even think Valentine knows what country we’re in! Jones now places her head between his legs, hunches over and wraps his arms around the waist. A CANADIAN DESTROYER ONTO THE APRON!!??!?!?!
Persephone:VALENTINE URGES UPWARDS AND THROWS MALCOLM JONES OVER HER SHOULDERS!! JONES GOES CRASHING ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING!! L-O-L THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!!!!!! Malcolm is arching his back in excruciating pain, screaming as Valentine rests against the ringpost! This has been a hard-hitting affair between these two thus far! The challenger is seated face-first against the ringpost as the champion has him in her sights! VALENTINE RUNS ACROSS THE APRON FOR A RINGPOST METEORA!!
James Peters: MALCOLM JONES SIDESTEPS AND VALENTINE SMASHES HER KNEES INTO THE RINGPOST!! VALENTINE SHATTERS BOTH OF HER KNEES AS MALCOLM JUMPS ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES TO PULL THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION UP TO THE TOP!! WHAT THE HELL DOES JONES HAVE IN MIND HERE?!?
Rich Russillo: Malcolm isn’t just looking to just end the reign of Andrea Valentine; he’s looking to end her whole damn career! She places her head between his legs on the top turnbuckle and hunches over for the waist lock! The champion is defenceless! The champion is trying the best to fight out of it, but it is useless! No… It can’t be… NO!! DON’T DO THIS!! HOLLLLYYYY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone:SSSSSSSSSSSSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE THEEEEEEEEEE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!! THE CANADIAN DESTROYER OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! WHAT THE FUCK!! THAT HAS TO BE IT!!
James Peters: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! MALCOLM JONES MAY HAVE JUST MURDERED VALENTINE IN COLD-BLOOD! The referee is now checking on the harmed Valentine and can you see that? Valentine’s blonde hair is starting to become reddish. The blood flowing out of the head, possibly rooting from the sheer impact of that death-defying Shake The Room a moment ago.
Persephone: Malcolm calculates the scene and discreetly inserts the EAW World Champion into the squared circle. He climbs onto the apron, ascends buckle-by-buckle and poles on the top turnbuckle! He’s in where he’s most comfortable! HERE WE GO!! MALCOLM GOESSS AIRRRBORRRNNNE!!! FIVVEEEE STARRR FROGG SPLASHH!!
Rich Russillo: VALENTINE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! BUT MALCOLM LUCKILY MANAGES TO LAND SAFELY AND ROLL INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING!!! THE CHALLNGER AND CHAMPION NOW COLLIDE INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! Valentine goes for the roundhouse kick and Jones ducks. Andrea however, immediately spins around and recovers with a spinning roundhouse kick smack-dab onto the ear of Malcolm Jones! Malcolm is staggering as Valentine runs the ropes! SHE VAULTS FORWARD AND HANDSPRINGS OFF THE ROPES!! BACK INTO JONES FOR A BACK ELBOW!! BUT MALCOLM SNATCHES HER AND FLATTENS HER WITH A BURNING HAMMER!! OH MY GOD!! NOW A COVER!!
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James Peters: Malcolm Jones with an emphatic counter as he is now seated on the top turnbuckle while Andrea gets up to her feet! HE SOARS OFF AND SPINS FOR THE TORNADO FACEBUSTER!! BUCKKKK FIFFFTTTYYYYY!! BUT VALENTINE WITH THE IMPECCABLE TIMING AND INTERCEPTS WITH A CLEANING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE!! AMAZING COUNTER!!
Rich Russillo: A last desperation maneuver from the EAW World Champion as this time provides the opportunity for the champion to recover and recalibrate. Malcolm instinctively finds himself on the apron as Valentine finds out and hovers over the top rope. She runs across the apron and charges into Jones! JONES INTERCEPTS WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK TO THE JAW! AND VALENTINE RESPONDS WITH A KICK OF HER OWN!
Persephone: VALENTINE JUMPS INTO THE ARMS OF JONES, TWIRLS AROUND AND FORCES MALCOLM JONES FLYING OFF THE APRON WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS!! JONES WITH A BIG TIME SPLATTER ONTO THE RINGSIDE AS VALENTINE QUICKLY CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! SHE’S REACHING TO THE HIGH RENT DISTRICT!!
James Peters: MAAAAAAAGIIIIICCCC HOOOUUURR!! THE ROUNDING MOONSAULT, GROUNDING MALCOLM JONES AT RINGSIDE AS SHE GRABS HIM AND THROWS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!! THE MAGIC HOUR MOONSAULT CONNECTED AND VALENTINE LOOKS TO PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES AS SHE’S PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! THE CHAMPION FLIPS OVER!! ATOMMMMMMMMMMMIIIICCCCCC BLONNNNNNDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: CCCCCCCCC-NOOTTTTE!!! THE C-NOTE!!! MALCOLM COUNTERS THE SOMERSAULT SENTON WITH HIS PATENTED SPEAR IN MID-AIR AS HE PUTS HIS ARMS OVER HIS BODY!! NEW CHAMPION!!
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Persephone: NO! NO! NO! FUCK YOU ANDREA!!! VALENTINE KICKS OUT AND THIS EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH CONTINUES TO RAGE ON MUCH TO MY UTTER ANNOYANCE! MALCOLM JONES IS BESIDE HIMSELF!! HE IS APOPLECTIC TO THE FULLEST, BUT HE’S GOT TO STAY SANE IF HE WANTS TO WALK OUT OF ORACLE PARK WITH CHAMPIONSHIP GOLD!
James Peters: It seems like Jones is going to do the exact opposite as he shoves the referee away and throws Andrea through the ropes. The challenger slides out, grabs Andrea’s tights and SLAMS HER RELENTLESSLY INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! AND THEN HE PULLS HER UP ONCE AGAIN AND DRIVES HER FACE FIRST INTO THE LED RINGPOST! Malcolm now grabs her hair and tights and PROPELS HER OVER OUR ANNOUNCER’S DESK!!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm clears out our table before reaching over to pull Valentine up to the desk by her hair. He hoists Andrea up to his shoulders in a fireman’s carry predicament. The referee warned Jones that he’ll disqualify him, but quite frankly, I don’t think anyone can convince Malcolm to stop from putting Valentine through our announce table! MALCOLM NOW POPS HER UP!!
James Peters: ATOMMMIIICCCCC BLOOOONNNNNNNNDDDDEEEEE!!!!! VALENTINE COUNTERS THE FIREMAN’S CARRY INTO AN INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER OFF THE TABLE AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! GOD DAYUM!! VALENTINE NOW GINGERLY RETURNS TO HER FEET AND BRINGS MALCOLM INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE.
Persephone: She follows closely behind and comes off the ropes! MALCOLM IS IN POSITION!! LOVVVVEE HAAAAAZZZZZEE!!! VALENTINE DRILLS MALCOLM WITH LOVE HAZE!!! THE SWINGING NECKBREAKER CONNECTS AS ANDREA VALENTINE RETAINS!!
ONE……
TWO….
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM POPS HIS SHOULDER UP!!!! Malcolm shows that he is as tough and resilient as they come! Andrea Valentine was equally as dumbfounded as Malcolm a few moments ago. What will it take for one of these two to finally put each other out? Valentine makes sure with the referee that he kicked out before placing Malcolm up on the top turnbuckle.
James Peters: She places him high on the buckles and comes from below. Malcolm is in La-La-Land and soon he’s going to be in hell or heaven once Valentine executes this! The EAW World Champion now on the top turnbuckle with the challenger! SHE JUMPS UP AND GETS THE HEADSCISSORS AROUND MALCOLM’S HEAD!! SHE TILTS DOWN!! SUPPPPPPPPPPPPERRRRR ATOMMMMMMMMICCCCCCC BLONNNNNNNNNNNDDDEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Persephone: NO!!!! MALCOLM LANDS ONTO HIS FEET!! VALENTINE WENT FOR THE SUPER INVERTED HURRICANRANA, BUT MALCOLM WAS ONE STEP AHEAD!! VALENTINE TURNS AROUND AND GETS CLEANED BY A FLUSH SUPERKICK!!! A SUPERKICK FROM MALCOLM JONES AS HE NOW COMES OFF THE ROPES AND FLIPS VALENTINE OVER!!
Rich Russillo: SHAKKKKEEEEEEEEEE THE ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
James Peters: VALENTINE MANAGES TO SAFELY FLIP RIGHT ONTO HER FEET AS WELL!! MALCOLM IS SHOCKED AS VALENTINE JUMPS DOWN AND CLOCKS HIM WITH A BASEMENT SUPERKICK! VALENTINE WITH A PRECISION SUPERKICK TO THE MUSH SHE NOW TURNS AROUND TO ASCEND THE TURNBUCKLES! Malcolm Jones is the landing district! But, he isn’t standing. The Somersault Senton is meant for standing opponents. What is she thinking here?
Persephone: SHE JUMPS UP!! ANDREA WITH THE FIIIIVEEE STARRR SWAAAAGGG SPPLASSSSSH!!
Rich Russillo: BUT SHE MISSES!! VALENTINE PLUMMETS TO THE CANVAS AS MALCOLM IS NOW ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! THE BLOODY ANDREA VALENTINE GETS UP TO HER FEET TO MALCOLM FROM ABOVE!!
James Peters: ATOMMMMMMMMMMMMICCCCCCCC BLONNNNNNNNDEEEE!!!! MALCOLM WITH A DIVING SOMERSAULT SENTON ONTO ANDREA VALENTINE! THE IRONY!! THE IRONY!! COVER!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: ANDREA VALENTINE GETS HER SHOULDER UP!! HER CHAMPIONSHIP REIGN STILL CONTINUES AS MALCOLM IMMEDIATELY CINCHES IN THE COCAINA CLUTCH!! VALENTINE IS LOCKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS SHE TRIES HER BEST TO BREAK THE GRIP OF THE COCAINA CLUTCH!
Rich Russillo: The EAW World Champion doing her best to not be put into the complete form of the Cocaina Clutch. She continues to keep her ground but it’s obvious that the champion is fading! The challenger is going to put her to sleep!
Persephone: Why did Malcolm release the hold?!?!
( Malcolm Jones eyes light up to the entranceway, prompting for him to release the Cocaina Clutch. )
James Peters: IT’S CHARLIE MARR!! CHARLIE MARR IS HERE TO AVENGE WHAT HAPPENED EARLIER IN THE SHOW!!
Rich Russillo: He’s about to ruin a perfectly good match if he slides into that ring!
( Malcolm grabs the referee and throws him into the direction of Marr as he gets into the ring. )
Persephone: The referee collides with Marr!
James Peters: Marr was slightly affected by the impact as the referee gets up to his feet and calls for the bell! NO!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( Silence follows as the referee exits the ring to inform Bella Braxton of his decision )
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, I have been informed that this EAW World Championship match has been ruled a no contest.
Rich Russillo: A NO CONTEST!?!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?
Persephone: YES!! MARR DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE FACE OF MALCOLM THAT BACKS HIM UP IN THE CORNER! Charlie Marr now riddling and peppering Malcolm Jones with punches and stomps. He overpowers him before Malcolm pushes him away and CLOCKS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK!! MARR REELS INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AS MALCOLM RUSHES IN FROM THE CORNER.
James Peters: CHARLIE WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN THAT FLATTENS JONES!! BOTH NOW EXCHANGING LEFTS AND RIGHTS ON THE GROUND, TRYING TO TIRE EACH OUT BEFORE THEY GET UP TO THEIR FEET!! FOREARM SMASH BY MARR!! AND MALCOLM WITH ONE OF HIS OWN!!
Persephone: CHARLIE MARR DIGS HIS NAILS INTO THE EYE SOCKETS OF MALCOLM!
Rich Russillo: Malcolm is temporarily blinded while Marr lifts up his foot and GOES BENEATH THE BELT WITH A LOW BLOW TO MALCOLM JONES!! JONES STOPS IN PAIN whereas Marr has a sadistic smile. He runs and rebounds off the ropes! HE TWISTS AROUND!! THE CHARING CROSS DISCUS LARIAT!!
James Peters: MALCOLM WITH A LOW BLOW OF HIS OWN!! BOTH MEN SCREAMING IN PAIN, HOLDING ONTO EACH OTHER AS THEY CONTINUE TO SOMEHOW EXCHANGE STRIKES!! WHERE DOES IT STOP WITH THESE MEN!??!
Persephone: LOOK!! IT’S ANDREA!!!
Rich Russillo: The bloodied, aggravated EAW World Champion is perched on the top turnbuckle while the two men continue to brawl! SHE FLIES INTO THE AIR!!
James Peters: ATOMMMMIIIIICCCC BLONNNNDDDDEEEEE!!!! THE SOMERSAULT SENTON THAT TAKES OUT BOTH MARR AND JONES TO THE GROUND!! THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT!!
Persephone: Andrea Valentine’s championship reign gets to live another day, but I assure you, she is just as unhappy and upset as Malcolm Jones and the rest of the EAW Universe who wanted a definite result between Valentine and Jones. But hey, at least this shit is finally over :wow:!!!!!!!!!!! We are one match closer to… GRAND REXPAGE!!!! :blessed:!!! :blessed:!!! :blessed:!!!
( The camera pans to Andrea Valentine on the stage looking towards the squared circle at the down-and-out Charlie Marr and Malcolm Jones with the EAW World Championship draped across her shoulder. She shakes her head in disappointment and frustration before walking to the back. )
(Intermission.)
DAY 2
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(“Mark My Words” by Doll Skin blasts through the speakers. Out comes Raven Roberts who takes in the empty scenery around her. Despite there not being a crowd, it’s not going to stop Raven for putting out an amazing performance.)
Eve: At Under Siege, Raven Roberts lost her Universal Women’s Championship to Minerva via the cash in of the Iconic Cup. It didn’t stop Raven from getting her rematch right after on Voltage the next night. I don’t think that Raven saw herself losing the title at Under Siege, but she’s going to stop at nothing to reclaim her title.
Deadprez: Raven Roberts is the longest reigning Universal Women’s Champion. Raven is the first female New Breed Champion. First woman to win Cash in the Vault. Part of the first female tag to win a War Games Match. For being here just a few years, this young woman has a pretty good resume and it’s only going to grow. She might make history by becoming the first two-time Universal Women’s Champion!
Gavin Kirkland: Wouldn’t it be amazing to see Raven Roberts reclaim her championship and have her husband win Grand Rampage? Just think of the victory sex.
Eve: I would rather not. Raven Roberts is more than her husband. She’s an amazing competitor in her own right, but Minerva is no slouch as well and I can see this being the match to talk about when Grand Rampage is over!
(“Children of the Son” by Pipe Choir replaces “Mark My Words” as Minerva comes out with the Universal Women’s Championship on her waist. Minerva’s eyes are focused on Raven Roberts in the ring. Raven seems to be focused on Minerva, demanding her to get to the ring as fast as possible, but Minerva is going to take her sweet ass time.)
Deadprez: Raven Roberts may pride herself in being the longest reigning Universal Women’s Champion, but you’re looking at one-half of the longest reigning Unified Tag Team Championships! Minerva is the last Empire Tag Team Champion! Former Unified Tag Team Champion! Iconic Cup holder and current Universal Women’s Champion. She has a pretty good resume so far!
Gavin Kirkland: Both of these women are remarkable in their own ways and it’s such a shame that one of them has to lose to night. As the Showdown bias I am, I’m leaning towards Minerva on retaining! Mostly because it’s a gorgeous sight of seeing Minerva with any title. :heart_eyes:
Eve: Raven Roberts nailed Minerva with a Talon a few weeks ago on Voltage! I wouldn’t blame Minerva if she has that moment embedded in her mind, but I think that Minerva is going to do everything in her power to make sure that she does not fall victim to the Talon in this match up!
(Three spotlights are inside the ring. One of them is Gina Romano in the middle. The second one near Raven Roberts on the right side of the viewers at home and the last one on Minerva, who is on the left side of the viewers at home.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL…AND IT’S FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…THE CHALLENGER…FROM LAS VEGAS, NEVADA… SHE IS ‘THE BIRD OF PREY’…RAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN ROOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBEEEEEERRRRRRRRTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
(Raven Roberts poses for the crowd at home while gesturing for the title on her waist. She gets back to her corner as Minerva is waiting for her introduction.)
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING HER OPPONENT…FROM COYOTE FLATS, TEXAS…SHE IS THE CURRENT ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION … ‘THE GYPSY MOTH’…MIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEERRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
(Minerva unhooks the Universal Women’s Championship from her waist and raises the title towards Raven Roberts, getting closer to her face, but the official manages to back up the champion away from the challenger. The official takes Minerva’s title before raising it high in the air before handing it to the timekeeper. The official asks Raven and Minerva if they’re ready to go as they both nod. The official rings the bell, letting this match begin!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Gavin Kirkland: This Universal Women’s Championship bout is underway! Raven Roberts is determined for a chance to regain the championship that Minerva took from her at Under Siege! Minerva is looking to continue her championship win!
Eve: The two women are looking for the perfect opportunity to lock up and get this match underway.
Deadprez: The two women begin to lock up, but Raven Roberts, the former champion, manages to get Minerva by her and goes for a wristlock. Early on, the champion finds herself in a bit of trouble. Raven manages to get a headlock on Minerva, but Minerva looks to push Raven towards the set of the ropes while releasing the headlock! With that bit of separation, Minerva takes a step back before running towards the champion and connecting with a dropkick, which drops Raven to one knee! Minerva gets to her feet as she begins to throw some stiff punches to the top of Raven’s forehead!
Gavin Kirkland: NOW, SHE’S DIGGING HER NAIL INTO THE EYE SOCKET OF RAVEN ROBERTS! MINERVA IS BACKED RIGHT AWAY BY THE OFFICIAL!
Eve: That was a nice call by the official, who is going to do everything in his power to call this match down the middle! He separates Minerva from Raven Roberts for a moment! Raven is going to use this opportunity to get herself back to her feet. ‘The Bird of Prey’ has her right eye shut for the moment as Minerva ends the confrontation between her and the official a bit early! Minerva rushes towards the champion and looks to go for a tilt-a-whirl headscissors takedown, but Raven manages to use Minerva’s momentum against her before connecting with a backbreaker on the champion!
Deadprez: You can still see that Raven Roberts’ eye is still a bit shut. She is most likely still feeling the stinging sensation thanks to Minerva digging her nail into Raven’s eye socket. However, Raven is not going to let it hold her back as she gets Minerva by her arm! Raven Irish whips Minerva to the corner! Minerva is able to clutch onto the set of ropes at the corner! RAVEN RUSHES TOWARDS THE CHAMPION WITH A HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW TO HER FACE! MINERVA IS CLUTCHING TO HER FACE AS RAVEN MANAGES TO GET MINERVA BY ONE OF HER ARMS AND CONNECTS WITH A JUDO THROW!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts still has possession of Minerva’s arm before connecting with another judo throw! Minerva lands on a seated position as Raven stands behind the champion! Raven connects with a harsh looking shoot kick to the back of Minerva’s head, which was enough to make Minerva yelp. Raven rushes to Minerva, gets on her knees before applying chin lock! Minerva is looking to find some strength to get back to a vertical base, but Raven is doing pretty good with keeping the champion grounded!
Eve: It seems like Raven Roberts is transitioning that chin lock to a guillotine choke! The challenger manages to get the body scissors locked in! I highly doubt that Minerva is going to submit here, but it seems like Raven is looking to wear down ‘The Gypsy Moth’ as much as possible!
Deadprez: MINERVA MANAGES TO PIN RAVEN ROBERTS’ SHOULDERS DOWN! SHE’S LOOKING TO STEAL THE VICTORY HERE!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: The challenger manages to lift her shoulder up! She still maintains hold of the guillotine chokehold with the body scissors on Minerva! Minerva needs to think of a way out before she passes out to this hold!
Eve: MINERVA JUST BIT RAVEN ROBERTS’ ARM! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Deadprez: Right away, Raven Roberts releases the chokehold from Minerva! Minerva scurries away to the ropes! Raven checks on her left arm as she can see the bite marks that the champion left on her!
Gavin Kirkland: Those aren’t the bitemarks that Rex McAllister left on her on their wedding night.
Eve: Gavin, please. Minerva uses the set of ropes to help her back to her feet! Biting her challenger is only going to piss her off even more! A pissed off Raven Roberts becomes a determined Raven Roberts! If your opponent is those versions of Raven, then you are going to regret pissing her off in any way.
Deadprez: Raven Roberts is a fighter, ladies and gentlemen! It’s going to take a lot to keep her down! Even when Minerva was cashing in the Iconic Cup, The Princess Killer was not enough to keep her down! Minerva needed to connect with a Paradise Lost to win her the championship! Deep inside, I think Minerva knows the challenger that Raven is!
Gavin Kirkland: We can’t underestimate the champion either, Deadprez! Minerva knows a thing or two about scratching and clawing! She busted her ass to secure the Iconic Cup! There are a ton of people, including me, who believed that Minerva would be in this position! Look at that smirk from Minerva, guys. I have a small idea of what Minerva’s strategy in this match is going to be. These mind games from the champion could be the one thing that helps her keep this championship for as long as she can.
(Minerva does the “come hither” gesture as seductively as possible, which only seems to rally up Raven Roberts.)
Eve: ‘THE BIRD OF PREY’ RUSHES TOWARDS THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION, BUT MINERVA STOPS RAVEN ROBERTS IN HER TRACKS WITH A JUMPING STO! MINERVA GETS ON TOP OF RAVEN FOR THE COVER! LOOKING TO END THE MATCH HERE!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Deadprez: THE CHALLENGER MANAGES TO KICK OUT! MINERVA STRADDLES ON TOP OF RAVEN ROBERTS AND PINS HER SHOULDERS DOWN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts manages to shove the champion off of her! But, Minerva doesn’t stay away from Raven for too long! The two competitors in this match are standing on their feet! Minerva swings a punch towards her challenger, BUT RAVEN MANAGES TO DUCK THE PUNCH, BUT GETS A FISTFUL OF MINERVA’S HAIR AND DROPS HER TO THE CANVAS! RAVEN BEGINS TO THROW SOME PUNCHES TO THE HEAD OF THE CHAMPION! NOW, SHE’S BEGINNING TO NAIL ‘THE GYPSY MOTH’ WITH SOME FOREARM STRIKES! MINERVA IS DOING EVERYTHING IN HER POWER TO BLOCK THESE SHOTS, BUT RAVEN IS NAILING HER WITH EACH ONE!
Eve: Raven Roberts gets back to her feet as she gets Minerva back to her feet by her hair! Raven pushes Minerva towards the ropes! Minerva manages to stop her momentum! Raven rushes towards the champion, but Minerva holds one of her feet up, hoping to stop Raven in her tracks, but Raven manages to get Minerva’s right leg before connecting with a side Russian leg sweep! BUT, WE SEE THAT RAVEN HAS MAINTAINED POSSESSION OF MINERVA’S RIGHT LEG BEFORE NAILING MINERVA WITH AN ELBOW DROP TO THE BACK OF HER RIGHT KNEE! MINERVA WIGGLES AROUND LIKE A FISH OUT OF THE WATER AS SHE CLUTCHES TO HER RIGHT KNEE! IT SEEMS LIKE RAVEN HAS SOMETHING GOING FOR HER IN THIS MATCH! RAVEN MANAGES TO GET AHOLD OF MINERVA’S RIGHT LEG AGAIN, RAISING IT UP BEFORE SLAMMING THE BACK OF HER LEG AGAINST THE CANVAS!
Deadprez: Once again, you can hear the sound of cries from Minerva! Raven Roberts is not planning to hold back in this match up! She gets Minerva by her leg before connecting with a single leg DDT on her! I am looking into the eyes of a woman who wants to regain the Universal Women’s Championship! Raven gets up Minerva on her shoulders before shifting her body towards the corner! Raven places Minerva in a tree of woe position at the corner! Minerva is hanging upside down like a monkey in a tree! Raven is taking a few steps back before —
Gavin Kirkland: A BEAUTIFUL RUNNING DROPKICK BY ‘THE BIRD OF PREY!’ MINERVA COLLAPSES OFF THE ROPES! RAVEN ROBERTS GETS HER BOOT AND PRESSES IT AGAINST THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! MINERVA IS TRYING TO GET RAVEN’S BOOT OFF OF HER FACE, BUT THE PRESSURE MAY BE TOO MUCH FOR HER AT THE MOMENT!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Eve: Raven Roberts gets her boot off the champion! She is aware that she can’t cost herself the championship in this match! She backs away from Minerva for a small moment, allowing ‘The Gypsy Moth’ to get back to her feet! Minerva is clutching the side of her face as she gets to her feet! SHE HAS HER BACK AGAINST THE CORNER AS RAVEN RUSHES TOWARDS MINERVA AND NAILS HER WITH A FLYING FOREARM! MINERVA STAGGERS FORWARD IN RESPONSE TO THE FLYING FOREARM TO THE CORNER, BUT RAVEN GETS A GOOD HOLD OF MINERVA BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A FLAWLESS NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX WITH A BRIDGE! RAVEN IS IN THE PERFECT SPOT FOR A COVER AS SHE DOES THAT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOO —
Deadprez: Minerva manages to bridge herself out of the northern lights, before turning herself around and nailing her challenger with a forearm of her own! Minerva takes a few steps back before rebounding off the ropes! She charges in Raven’s direction with a clothesline, but Raven manages to duck the clothesline before rebounding herself off those same set of ropes that Minerva did just a moment ago! Minerva turns around as Raven manages to drop her down with an axe handle clothesline! The former champion manages to get back to her feet, feeling fired up! She gets Minerva back up before spinning herself around and connecting with a back kick! Minerva holds onto her stomach in response as RAVEN GETS MINERVA BY HER NECK AND FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SPINNING NECKBREAKER! MINERVA IS CLUTCHING THE BACK OF HER NECK! RAVEN SPRINGBOARDS HERSELF FROM THE SET OF ROPES IN FRONT OF HER AND CONNECTS WITH A LIONSAULT!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva manages to get her knees up as Raven Roberts’ stomach collides with them! Raven is clutching her stomach in pain! It seems like Minerva found her opening there, but she’s going to need to get back to her feet as well! Minerva gets to her knees as she looks at Raven who is clutching to her stomach as she finds her way to her knees! Minerva forms a smirk on her face as Raven has a look of anger on her face! Both competitors are inches away from each other! BOTH ARE TRYING TO LOOK FOR THE ENERGY TO GET BACK TO THEIR FEET! MINERVA CONNECTS WITH A CHOP TO RAVEN’S CHEST! RAVEN CONNECTS WITH A CHOP TO MINERVA’S CHEST! MINERVA CONNECTS WITH A CHOP TO RAVEN’S CHEST! RAVEN CONNECTS WITH A CHOP TO MINERVA’S CHEST! MINERVA! RAVEN! MINERVA! RAVEN! MINERVA! MINERVA! MINERVA!
Eve: MINERVA LANDS A NASTY LOOKING HEADBUTT TO THE FOREHEAD OF RAVEN ROBERTS! THE HEADBUTT STAGGERS BACK THE CHALLENGER FOR A MOMENT BEFORE RAVEN MANAGES TO NAIL MINERVA WITH A NASTY LOOKING HEADBUTT AS WELL! MINERVA IS NOT HOLDING BACK AS SHE NAILS RAVEN WITH A HEADBUTT AS WELL! THESE TWO WOMEN ARE NOT HOLDING BACK WHATSOEVER! BOTH OF THEM WANT NOTHING MORE THAN TO CALL THEMSELVES THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION! MINERVA NAILS RAVEN WITH ANOTHER HEADBUTT! HEADBUTT! HEADBUTT! That headbutt manages to take the challenger down to her back as Minerva is shaking her head, trying to regain her focus in this match up! Minerva is using the ropes to help her to her feet, but it seems like some of the headbutts took a bit of the wind from Minerva!
Deadprez: Minerva gets her boot and presses it against the face of Raven Roberts, getting her back from Raven doing that earlier in this match up!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! GET OFF OF HER, MINERVA!
Gavin Kirkland: ‘The Gypsy Moth’ gets her boot off of Raven Roberts before getting Raven back to her feet by her hair! MINERVA THROWS RAVEN HEADFIRST AGAINST THE CORNER BEFORE BEGINNING TO STOMP ON THE FORMER CHAMPION IN THE STOMACH! MINERVA EXTENDS HER FOOT WITH A CORNER FOOT CHOKE ON RAVEN! THAT FLEXIBILITY! :whew:
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Eve: Minerva gets the corner foot choke off of Raven Roberts, who takes a moment to recover and process whatever the hell is happening to her! But, it seems like Minerva is not going to give Raven an opportunity to recover! She begins to connect with some shoulder thrusts to Raven at the corner! Raven doesn’t have an opportunity to break free! Minerva gets Raven in a seated position on the top turnbuckle, but Raven connects with a punch, hoping that it distances Minerva from her, but Minerva doesn’t stagger back a bit! She ends up meeting Raven on the top turnbuckle! Minerva connects with some punches of her own, but RAVEN IS FIRING BACK WITH PUNCHES AS WELL! MINERVA! RAVEN! MINERVA! RAVEN! RAVEN! MINERVA WITH A HEADBUTT TO RAVEN! MINERVA WITH ANOTHER HEADBUTT TO RAVEN!
Deadprez: MINERVA THROWS RAVEN OFF THE TOP ROPE!
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN ROBERTS HAS A HOLD OF MINERVA AS SHE FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE HERSELF!
(Raven Roberts and Minerva manage to land at ringside. Minerva manages to land on the edge of the apron. Raven crashes down to ringside, probably taking the worse of the landing. Both women are down for the time being. If there were fans in this arena, they would probably be concerned.)
Eve: An awful landing from the two of these women, but Raven Roberts had a bigger impact as she landed from the top turnbuckle to ringside. Somehow, Minerva manages to catch herself on the apron. It seems like the official in this match is going to be a bit flexible with this title defense, giving these two women all the time they need at ringside. Once the match is inside the ring, the official will be a bit more in control.
Deadprez: It seems like the Universal Women’s Champion is going to be the first one back to a seated position! She sits on the apron and looks at Raven Roberts, who is still on her back after the harsher landing out of the two women in this match up! MINERVA STEPS OFF THE APRON AND GETS RAVEN UP BY HER HAIR BEFORE THROWING HER TOWARDS THE STEEL STEPS! RAVEN CRASHES HEAD FIRST AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS! I’M NOT SURE HOW MUCH THAT SPOT IS GOING TO FACTOR IN AS THIS MATCH PROGRESSES, BUT MINERVA IS LOOKING TO REALLY HURT RAVEN ENOUGH TO RETAIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva is as ruthless and cunning as they come! She is going to look for any way to retain tonight! Minerva runs towards the challenger as she connects with a knee strike to the skull of Raven! At the same time, Raven’s head bounces back against the steel steps! MINERVA SEPARATES THE STEEL STEPS FROM THE RING POST AND SANDWICHES RAVEN’S HEAD IN BETWEEN THE STEEL STEPS AND RING POST! OH MY GOD, IS SHE GOING TO KICK IN THOSE STEEL STEPS! :lupe:
Eve: MINERVA WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE SKULL OF RAVEN ROBERTS!
Deadprez: Raven Roberts manages to get her head out of that position! If Minerva were to have executed that move, I would have no idea how Raven would have continued on with the match! Raven might have just saved the match for herself!
Gavin Kirkland: Look at this though! Minerva caught her right leg in between the steel steps and ring post! RAVEN ROBERTS IS BACK TO HER FEET AS SHE MANAGES TO DELIVER A DROPKICK, KICKING IN THOSE STEEL STEPS! MINERVA’S LEG FEELING THE IMPACT OF THE SPOT FOR SURE! EARLIER IN THIS MATCH, RAVEN WAS WORKING ON MINERVA’S RIGHT LEG/KNEE! I wouldn’t be shocked if it was injured a bit more! Raven is aware that she needs to keep Minerva down as much as possible! A Minerva at her best may be the worst thing to happen to Raven in this title defense!
Eve: The official is exiting the ring in order to check on Minerva! Raven Roberts is using the opportunity to recover for such a moment. I don’t believe that the official would call off the match? What happens in this situation? Does Raven regain the championship?
Deadprez: It’s not something that I want to know! I highly doubt that Raven Roberts would love to win the championship underneath this situation! I don’t believe that Minerva would want to throw in the towel as well! Minerva has promised that the Universal Women’s Championship is going to take her to Pain for Pride! But, at this point, it seems like she may join Constance Blevins in the sidelines!
Gavin Kirkland: Don’t say that, Deadprez! There’s no way that Minerva is going to let this championship slip from her grasps. Minerva is using the ring post to help her back to her feet, but you can see that the left knee of Minerva is giving her problems for the time being! The official is asking Minerva is she wants to call off this match, but Minerva is shaking her head “no.” Minerva wants to continue with this match! She wants to continue to be Universal Women’s Champion! She wants to be able to defeat Raven Roberts! Minerva knows that she’s better than Raven!
Eve: Raven Roberts approaches with Minerva and throws a punch her way! It staggers Minerva a bit, but Minerva manages to throw a punch towards Raven! Raven only staggers a bit, but she knees Minerva in the stomach! Raven gets Minerva by her arm and whips her towards the barricade! Minerva manages to hold onto the barricade! Raven runs towards Minerva and connects with a giant big boot to Minerva’s face!
Deadprez: Minerva is flipped over to the empty seats that our EAW Universe was supposed to be seated at! Well, at least, there’s no need for people to get worried about getting hurt! Minerva ends up landing in a bunch of steel chairs! Raven Roberts climbs over the barricade and into what is supposed to be a seat of EAW fans, but reasons. :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: That fucking coronavirus.
Eve: Raven Roberts catches up to wherever Minerva is at! Minerva is crawling in an all-fours position, trying to pick herself up from the chairs that are laying all around! Minerva finds a chair as she sits on it! Maybe, Minerva can catch her breath for a moment!
Deadprez: BUT, WAIT! RAVEN RUNS TOWARDS MINERVA!
Gavin Kirkland: TALON!!!!!!! THE CLAYMORE KICK BY ‘THE BIRD OF PREY!’
Eve: Minerva falls back on her chair! The former champion just nailed the current champion with a Talon! If Minerva wasn’t out then, she’s more than likely out of it in this match up! But it seems like Raven doesn’t want to put Minerva away at this moment! I would think it would be smart for Raven to take Minerva back to the ring and go for the cover, but the time to get there may not be enough to have Minerva down for the three count! RAVEN PICKS UP MINERVA TO HER FEET BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A HUNTRESS BOMB! THE SIT-OUT SPINEBUSTER! MINERVA LANDS ON THOSE GROUPS OF STEEL CHAIRS!
Deadprez: Man, I think I saw Minerva’s head bouncing back awkwardly when Raven Roberts executed the Huntress Bomb, but hopefully, it’s nothing severe. Minerva has been able to take whatever the challenger has thrown on her! Raven has been looking fantastic all throughout this match up! Raven gets Minerva up before throwing her back to ringside! It seems like Raven is focused on putting Minerva away and reclaiming the Universal Women’s Championship! Raven gets herself over the barricade and back to ringside as well! She rolls Minerva back inside the ring, but we don’t see Raven sliding back into the ring! Raven is going for the top rope! She’s waiting for Minerva to get back to a vertical base!
Gavin Kirkland: Why not just go for the cover, Raven? You could have ended this match in three seconds!
Eve: It seems like Raven Roberts wants to make sure that Minerva stays down for sure! Raven is stalking Minerva up to her feet on the top rope! Raven from the top rope —
Deadprez: AERIAL ACE— THE SHOOTING STAR KNEE DROP ON A STANDING MINERVA!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva drops down as Raven Roberts races for the cover! Will this be enough to have Raven reclaim her title?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THR—
Eve: The Universal Women’s Champion manages to kick out! Raven Roberts is on her knees in disbelief! After all the abuse that Minerva took in the last several minutes in this match, she manages to power through! Raven is trying to remain as calm as possible! Raven gets Minerva and connects with an abdominal stretch on her! Perhaps, a way to weaken her a bit more! You can see a bit of struggle on Minerva’s face! This isn’t a position that she would like to be in this match up!
Deadprez: The most important thing that Minerva can do is figure out a way to get out of the situation that she’s in at the moment! Minerva is looking to use whatever strength she has to get out of the abdominal stretch! Raven Roberts eats an elbow to the face! Minerva used her available hand to deliver a back elbow to Raven’s face! Raven doesn’t release the abdominal stretch, but Minerva continues to elbow the hell out of her challenger! She’s able to break herself out of the abdominal stretch! Minerva manages to connect with a drop toe hold on ‘The Bird of Prey.’ Raven falls face first, but Minerva begins to elbow Raven’s face! Minerva gets Raven by her hair and pushes her towards the horizontal ropes! RAVEN MANAGES TO REBOUND HERSELF OFF THOSE ROPES, BUT MINERVA MANAGES TO GET A GOOD HOLD OF RAVEN, BUT RAVEN IS ABLE TO USE HER MOMENTUM AND CONNECT WITH A BREAK BREAKER! THE BEAUTIFUL TILT-A-WHIRL STUNNER ON THE CHAMPION! RAVEN TAKES DOWN MINERVA, WHO SEEMS TO BE A BIT DIZZY AT THE MOMENT!
Gavin Kirkland: This could be the opening that the challenger needs to get herself back in the match! Minerva finds herself in a seated position, but Raven Roberts goes towards her, connects with a back handspring before dropkicking Minerva in the face! Raven charges for the cover!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Eve: Minerva gets a shoulder up! Raven Roberts gets Minerva up before having her back towards the corner! Raven with an exploder suplex on Minerva! Minerva crashes to the corner, but Raven gets up, needing to stay with the offense on Minerva! Minerva clutches to her lower back as she gets back to her feet, but Raven rushes towards Minerva at the corner before connecting with a meteora! Minerva falls into a seated position! Raven gets Minerva before connecting with a monkey flip sending her flipping onto a seated position! Raven races in front of the Universal Women’s Champion, nailing her with a dropkick to the face! Raven begins to apply a headscissors to the neck of the champion, trying to keep her grounded as much as possible! Minerva is trying to get Raven’s legs off her neck!
Deadprez: It seems like Minerva finds herself in a bit of trouble, as she’s trying to roll herself to her knees, but Raven Roberts, the challenger, is making that a bit difficult for her! It seems like Minerva’s only hope at the moment would be to get a foot on the bottom rope! It seems like she’s trying to drag her body in order to get just a toe on the bottom rope! Anything would be useful for the champion at this stage in the match! The official is asking Minerva if she wants to quit this match, but Minerva is shaking her head no! Minerva is not going to quit this match whatsoever! I don’t think that even the challenger is expecting for Minerva to quit! She knows that Minerva is a whole different breed and won’t be able to absorb pain the same way that the typical opponent for Raven would.
Gavin Kirkland: Raven Roberts isn’t the type of opponent to let pain stop her as well. There may be occasions where Raven WELCOMES the pain in her matches. Who knows how long this match is going to last for? Right now, we see Minerva trying to drag her right foot to the bottom rope. Raven begins to feel her grasp on Minerva’s neck slipping away from her! Minerva continues to drag her body as she manages to make it to the bottom rope! Raven needs to release the hold!
Eve: It seems like Raven Roberts is not going to hold onto the move as she gets back to her feet! Minerva slowly makes her way back to her feet! Raven goes right after her, but Minerva stops her with a kick to the stomach! Minerva gets a fistful of Raven’s hair before slamming her against the canvas! Raven is holding the back of her head as Minerva gets her challenger back to her feet! BUT, RAVEN MANAGES TO POP BACK TO HER FEET AS SHE THROWS A PUNCH TO MINERVA! THE PUNCH STAGGERS BACK THE CHAMPION! RAVEN CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER PUNCH, WHICH STAGGERS MINERVA EVEN MORE! AND ANOTHER ONE! ANOTHER ONE! MINERVA IS BACKED AWAY TO THE HORIZONTAL ROPES AS THE CHALLENGER RUNS TO THE CHAMPION AND NAILS HER WITH A JUMPING KNEE! Minerva falls forward, but Raven catches her with a back kick to her stomach. Raven rebounds off the vertical set of the ropes before connecting with a spinning neckbreaker! Raven is back to her feet as she stalks Minerva back to her feet! By the smirk on the challenger’s face, it may be safe to say that she’s looking to wrap up this match and reclaim her championship!
Deadprez: MINERVA MIGHT HAVE NO IDEA OF WHAT IS AHEAD OF HER, BUT RAVEN ROBERTS RUSHES TOWARDS HER —
Gavin Kirkland: TALON!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: NO! MINERVA MANAGES TO GET RAVEN ROBERTS! SHE HAD THE CHALLENGER BY BOTH OF HER FEET AS SHE HAS HER BACK BEHIND THE CORNER! MINERVA CATAPULTS RAVEN FACE FIRST AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE! RAVEN FALLS BACK, BUT MINERVA STANDS UP TO QUICKLY CATCH HER WITH A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER! BUT, IT SEEMS LIKE MINERVA ISN’T DONE THERE! SHE BEGINS TO PICK UP ‘THE BIRD OF PREY.’ MINERVA GETS RAVEN IN POSITION FOR A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! MINERVA CALLA THIS MOVE ‘THE PRINCESS KILLER!’
Deadprez: THE PRINCESS KILLER CONNECTS! MINERVA GOES FOR THE PIN ON RAVEN ROBERTS!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN ROBERTS KICKS OUT!!!!
Eve: You can see the annoyed look on her face, Gavin! Minerva was expecting for The Princess Killer to put away Raven Roberts, but Raven is still not going down!
Deadprez: She’s the former Universal Women’s Champion for a reason, Eve! She’s too stubborn to keep down!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva rapidly slaps Raven Roberts across the face a few times! Minerva gets Raven back to her feet and it seems like she’s going to go for ANOTHER The Princess Killer? Will this be enough to help her retain?
Eve: No! Raven Roberts is preventing the move from connecting! She felt this move once and she’s not going to feel it again! RAVEN MANAGES TO GET DOWN FROM THE TOMBSTONE BEFORE NAILING MINERVA WITH A NASTY HEADBUTT! RAVEN RUSHES TOWARDS MINERVA! TALON!!!!!!
Deadprez: THE TALON NAILS MINERVA IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD! RAVEN ROBERTS RACES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Gavin Kirkland: MINERVA KICKS OUT!!!!!!
Eve: Minerva kicks out of Raven Roberts’ Talon! Now, you can see a bit of an annoyed look from Raven’s face! I think she thought that she was going to get the win there, but this match is still going! But, with Minerva already down, Raven moves Minerva closer to the rope before getting on the top turnbuckle! THIS IS THE ONE MOVE THAT WON THE MATCH FOR RAVEN AGAINST MINERVA’S PARTNER, CONSTANCE BLEVINS! THE SPIRAL TAP, RAVEN’S WINGS! FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Deadprez: MINERVA MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND!!! Raven Roberts crashes onto the mat as it seems like Minerva was playing possum for a bit! MINERVA PICKS UP HER CHALLENGER BEFORE GETTING HER IN POSITION BEFORE CONNECTING WITH TWILIGHT! RAVEN MANAGES TO GO DOWN! MINERVA IS UP TO HER FEET AS SHE GOES TOWARDS ONE OF THE TURNBUCKLES AND BEGINS TO TAKE THE PADDING OFF OF THEM! :lupe:
Gavin Kirkland: She really wants to retain, but using that exposed turnbuckle is going to make sure that Raven Roberts stays down! The ref is yelling at Minerva, telling her to stop trying to untie the turnbuckle!
Eve: Minerva’s getting to the officials face! Minerva has played a bit dirty throughout the match and using that exposed turnbuckle would be her way of doing that! BUT, LOOK AT RAVEN ROBERTS!
Deadprez: THE CHALLENGER IS SCRAMBLING UP TO HER FEET! MINERVA IS UNAWARE AS SHE SEEMS TOO PREOCCUPIED BY THE OFFICIAL! RAVEN CHARGES TOWARDS MINERVA —
Gavin Kirkland: JUMPING CLOTHESLINE TO MINERVA!
Eve: NO! MINERVA MANAGES TO GET OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND! RAVEN ROBERTS’ FACE COLLIDES WITH THE TURNBUCKLE! RAVEN FALLS BACK!
Deadprez: MINERVA GETS A HOLD OF RAVEN ROBERTS — PARADISE LOST! THE BACK OF RAVEN’S HEAD IS DRIVEN BACK AGAINST THE MAT! MINERVA GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: RAVEN ROBERTS GETS HER FOOT UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Eve: THE REFEREE FAILED TO SEE IT! HE GOES FOR THE BELL! MINERVA RETAINS!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Children of the Son” plays again as Minerva gets to her knees after a well fought battle. The official gets Minerva her Universal Women’s Championship before helping her up to her feet.)
Gina Romano: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH AND STILL ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…. MINNNNNNEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVVAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Deadprez: Are we supposed to ignore Raven Roberts’ foot on the bottom rope? She had that there before the three count!
(REPLAY: Minerva connects with Paradise Lost and goes for the cover. Before the three count, Raven Roberts gets her foot underneath the bottom rope.)
(It pans back to the ring with Raven Roberts sitting down as she’s arguing with the official about the footage. Minerva shakes her head and raises the Universal Women’s Championship above her head, letting Raven get a good look at the title. The gesture only infuriates Raven even more.)
Gavin Kirkland: The official didn’t see it, Deadprez! It’s his call! Minerva successfully retains the Universal Women’s Championship!
Deadprez: It was an excellent effort from the challenger! Minerva played dirty for a good portion of the match, but Raven showed that she wasn’t going to accept any of that! I’m curious to see how Raven regroups after this loss and where her road to Pain for Pride will take her!
Gavin Kirkland: It seems like Minerva is on the right track to heading to Pain for Pride as champion! Congratulations to Minerva!
(Minerva places the Universal Women’s Championship on her shoulder before exiting the ring. In Raven Roberts’ heart, she was screwed out of this win. She glares at Minerva who is walking backwards up the ramp, raising the title above her head once more as the scene pans backstage.)
(The camera cuts backstage to Kyra Phillips standing with a pleasant smile on her face and a microphone in hand.)
Kyra Phillips: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome at this time… Albert Hitchman and Lucas Johnson.
(The camera pans across to Albert Hitchman and Lucas Johnson who both stand confidently.)
Albert Hitchman: I don’t believe that you understand the importance of the situation that you’re in now, Kyra. The eyes of the world locked solely on forty competitors to see which is going to be able to cement their name down in history as the one to conquer the Grand Rampage and begin their journey down the road to the main event for Pain for Pride for a World Championship of their choosing. We’ve heard all of the names that the world profess is going to be the last one standing tonight. Those names with greater expectations than I certainly believe that they’re not going to be able to meet. But, that’s the mystery that surrounds this event, Kyra. The world holds their expectations, but rarely those expectations are met. You have your Rex McAllister, your Diamond Cage, Ahren Fournier, Charlie Marr, TLA – all names that have stood at the top of that proverbial mountain, and are expected to be the last few standing when it comes down to taking what you want. But, unfortunately with that it’s taking your eyes off somebody that’s hungrier than they are. Someone who the world simply refuses to acknowledge as the competitor that he is.
(Hitchman turns his head towards his client as the hint of a smile crosses his face.)
Albert Hitchman: This reminds me of a story from EAW’s past. A story about this very event. Everyone should know the name Cyclone. A man that walked out in front of the world as a relatively unknown, drove his flag into the soil and shocked the entire world. In an instant – the man had the world sitting in the palm of his hand. Cyclorella found his glass slipper and ran straight off to the ball. That’s the benefit of tonight. The world has their names. The world will wave their flags, but none of their heroes are going to the main event of Pain for Pride. Tonight is about a man that has been striving for years. Tonight is a man that’s going to throw everyone that stands in his way over the top rope, go onto Pain for Pride and conquer the champion that has the unfortunate task of standing across the ring from my client. My history has proven itself. I create champions. I create legends…
(Suddenly, Hitchman stops speaking for just a moment as his attention wavers. He turns his head and looks past Lucas as a big smile crosses his face.)
Albert Hitchman: And speaking about legends…
(The camera pans across to Xavier Williams sitting on a steel production crate. He has his beats on and his eyes are closed as Hitchman quickly approaches placing his hand on Xavier’s shoulder.)
Albert Hitchman: Lucas now has the opportunity to see where he’s at and what he’s going to become after he conquers the Grand Rampage.
(Xavier opens and rolls his eyes the moment that he sees the man that once used to stand by his side. Albert takes a step back as Lucas quickly makes his way across and stands next to his advocate.)
Albert Hitchman: I understand that the last time the two of us were this close to each other that it didn’t necessarily end well, but rather than dwelling on a situation surrounded by negativity – I’m going to look at this as a sign of positivity.
Xavier Williams: You even think about putting your hands on me again, Albert – a broken arm is going to be the least of your troubles.
(Albert puts both his hands up as he takes a step back.)
Albert Hitchman: What happened between the two of us is in the past, Xavier, and as the saying goes; time heals all wounds. I’m not going to lie; when we saw you last week – my eyes lit up. I felt an opportunity; the opportunity to recreate. Just think about it. You’re a smart man, Xavier; I never would have taken you under my wing and helped turn you into once the hottest property in the business if I didn’t know the potential that you once… that you still do hold. I know that we didn’t end on the best of terms, but you’re certainly not going to turn down an opportunity that guarantees success. You, alongside the man that’s going to win the Grand Rampage with the man that once helped you take the world and is turning Lucas Johnson into this company’s next crown jewel.
Xavier Williams: Albert, how many years have you tried to convince yourself that Lucas is going to be another success story? Three years? I’ve been out of the loop with EAW for a while, but I can’t recall Lucas doing anything noteworthy since aligning with you. But, I get it. You’ve preached about a man that’s already met the world’s expectation of being a disappointment repeatedly that he’s going to break into that top tier of talent so much now that you can’t really walk away now. We both know that the two of you aren’t walking out of here with your eyes set on the Pain for Pride main event; you’ll both walk out of here hoping that you’re at Pain for Pride at all.
Lucas Johnson: I don’t think a man that’s proven to be the epitome of wasted potential is in any position to judge anyone.
(Xavier laughs as Lucas Johnson steps forward, but Albert Hitchman quickly gets in front of him.)
Albert Hitchman: Woah, Lucas – allow me to handle this. Xavier, everyone knows that you’re an all-time great. You were one of few people that could themselves the Best in the World and it was believable. You may laugh at the proclamation of Lucas Johnson, but he has all the tools into becoming this company’s next crown jewel. It’s one of the reasons that I’ve stayed with him because I see something in Lucas that the rest of the world hasn’t seen in him yet. The world will finally see what Lucas Johnson is capable of as he wins Grand Rampage and fulfills his destiny by becoming the top wrestler in Elite Answers Wrestling.
Xavier Williams: Maybe you’re right, maybe you’re not. I don’t know and I don’t really care. All the best tonight, Lucas, but I’d honestly rather shit in my hands and clap than continue to deal with either of you right now.
(Xavier Williams looks at Lucas Johnson for a moment.)
Xavier Williams: Good luck, Lucas. You’re going to need it.
(Xavier Williams puts his beats back on before walking away from the scene, leaving Lucas Johnson and Albert Hitchman by themselves. Lucas seems to have a pissed off look on his face as Albert tries to calm him down. The scene pans elsewhere.)
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Gavin Kirkland (in the background): HERE WE GO! WITH A PURE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH! Champion Jake Smith looks to take down a man who has been a thorn on his side, Lance Blackfyre! Their issues with each other have gone beyond Under Siege, but it’s looking to go down tonight at Oracle Park!
Eve (in the background): For those that may not be familiar with the issues between these two men, watch this video package!
(PROMO PACKAGE: The video highlights some of the issues between Jake Smith and Lance Blackfyre. It begins with a simple tag team match with Jake Smith and Harper Lee vs. Alexis Chambers and Lance Blackfyre. Lance ends up in a 2-on-1 disadvantage as Jake and Harper pick up the victory. Next week, we see an interaction between Lance and Jake. Lance announces his part in the PURE Gauntlet Match at Under Siege. Jake sarcastically tries to be supportive, but ends up big leaguing Lance due to Jake finding himself in his first main event match this season, almost like he’s better than him. It pans forward to later in the night with Jake teaming with Xander Payne to face The ILLIONAIRES. Near the end of the match, Lance ends up connecting with a Shattered Joy on Jake, making Xander leave in the process while The ILLIONAIRES and Jake.)
(CONTINUES: The week after, Jake announces his entrant in the PURE Gauntlet, planning to kill two birds with one stone at Under Siege. Goes forward to the event and we see Lance Blackfyre causing the most damage to Harlow Reichert before Jake comes out and capitalizes on it, recapturing his second PURE Championship. It fasts forwards to Jake Smith’s match with Santo Muerte where Lance costs him the match again [Jake, I’m sorry. Ily]. The week after, we see Lance decimate his two opponents before challenging Jake for a match at Grand Rampage. On the go home show, Jake is being interviewed where he denies Lance the match, but Lance tries to give Jake a reason to accept the challenge, claiming that he was the one that inflicted the most pain on Harlow. If there was no one else after Jake, Lance would be standing as PURE Champion. Jake still denies Lance the match, but Lance gets a hold of Jake’s throat until he accepts the challenge, which Jake ends up doing, but Lance connects with a Titanic Plunge and sends Jake crashing down. The recap ends with Jake holding back his throat with rage in his eyes.)
(“Old Town Road” hits as Lance Blackfyre emerges from behind the curtain. He has a focused look on his face as he has his eyes set on the ring. He begins marching to the ring with a purpose.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR…
Gina Romano: AND IT IS FOR THE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP!!
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST THE CHALLENGER….FROM CHICAGO ILLINOIS….WEIGHING IN AT THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY FIVE POUNDS….LLLLAAANNNCCEEE BBBLLLACCCKKFFFYYRRREEEEE!!!!!
Eve: This is what Lance has been waiting for for a long time, a chance to get his hands on Jake Smith, and a one on one shot at a singles championship! If there’s anybody who can pull this off tonight, it’s THIS guy. He wasn’t shy in letting Jake know what he thought about this opportunity throughout the week. We all know it’s a matter of time until he becomes a champion, is tonight gonna be the night?
Gavin Kirkland: I’m not sure about Jake’s chances going into this title defense. Things are not looking good at paper, but this is going to be the matter of Jake trying to outsmart Lance Blackfyre as much as possible.
Eve: Jake Smith is a two-time PURE Champion. He’s taken down Lance Blackfyre a few times, but it’s a new Lance inside the ring tonight and that may be something that Jake is not prepared for whatsoever.
(“War” by Grandson hits as Jake Smith walks out onto the stage with the PURE Championship wrapped around his waist. Jake walks out and then looks behind him, sees something wrong and goes back behind the curtain and pulls Alexis Chambers by the wrist dragging her out here with him. Alexis wearing a black crop top with jeans being dragged by her wrist.)
Gina Romano: AND HIS OPPONENT….FROM VENICE, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS…..HE IS THE REIGNING EAW PURE CHAMPION……ACCOMPANIED BY ALEXIS CHAMBERS…..JJAAAKKKEEE SSSMMIITTTHHH!!!!!!
Eve:….Was Alexis even supposed to be out here tonight? It doesn’t look like she wants to be out here.
Gavin Kirkland: When you’re learning you need to watch up close, especially a championship defense.
Deadprez: Lance Blackfyre has been a thorn in Jake’s side even before he won back the PURE Championship. Jake looks to vanquish Lance and put him in his side view mirror.
(Alexis is as still as a statue as Jake is barking instructions at her.)
Jake Smith(no mic): Stay here and watch! If I say to do something, do it, you hear me?!
Eve: How brainwashed has this woman become over the last few weeks by this man?!
Gavin Kirkland: I think she likes it. :mjlit:
(The referee raises the PURE Championship high in the air.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Eve: THIS ONE IS UNDERWAY! Jake and Lance both step foot in the center of the ring and just look at the size difference between these two guys! Jake Smith starts to throw right hand after right hand but it’s not fazing the giant! Lance Blackfyre grabs Jake by the head and throws him into the corner! Lance Blackfyre now holds Jake in the corner with one hand….HAND SLAP RIGHT INTO JAKE’S CHEST! OW!!
Deadprez: Lance holds him back up and connects with another slap again to the chest! And then he does it a third time! Can you hear that?! Lance grabs him by the ribcage and the head and tosses him all the way across the ring! Lance is manhandling the PURE Champion right now, Jake better figure out something quickly here! Lance walks over to Jake and Jake once again tries to throw a right hand, but Lance catches the hand of Jake Smith, and he’s squeezing the fist of Jake as hard as he can, Jake is down to his knees begging for Lance to Let go!
Gavin Kirkland: Lance now with a vicious headbutt to Jake Smith and Jake falls into the corner. Lance with a shoulder thrust into the midsection of Jake in the corner! Lance hits it again! LANCE NOW SPEED OVER TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND RUNS AT JAKE SMITH LOOKING FOR A BIG SPLASH–But Jake avoids disaster as nobody is home! Jake from behind chop blocks Lance behind the knee dropping him to a knee, Jake grabs Lance by his head and throws his knee into the face of Lance several times but it still isn’t working as the big man is still on one knee, Jake Smith runs to the ropes–AND LANCE BULLDOZES JAKE!! JAKE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING IN RETREAT AS LANCE TAUNTS INSIDE THE RING! THIS MAY BE THE SMART THING FOR THE CHAMPION TO DO! HE’S GETTING HIS ASS BEAT BY LANCE IN THE EARLY STAGES OF THE MATCH! HE COULD USE ALL THE HELP THAT HE CAN GET!
(Jake Smith crawls around on the outside of the ring and is at Alexis Chambers feet.)
Jake Smith(no mic): HELP ME! HELP ME ALEXIS!
(Alexis Chambers takes her phone out of her back jeans pocket and begins scrolling through it as Jake looks on shocked.)
Gavin Kirkland: I’m still trying to see what Dr. Bethany Blue said with how Alexis looks at Jake Smith? It seems like she’s ignoring Jake at the moment. :thinking:
Eve: Maybe, she’s confident that Jake will be able to pull this off?
Deadprez: Damn, Alexis is giving no shits right now–AND LANCE GRABS THE HAIR OF JAKE SMITH FROM BEHIND A SHE PULLS JAKE SMITH UP TO HIS FEET! JAKE THROWS AN ELBOW TO THE RIBS OF LANCE AND LANCE LETS GO AND TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK–BUT ONLY FOR A SECOND BECAUSE LANCE COMES CHARGING AT JAKE BUT JAKE SIDESTEPS AND LANCE GOES FLYING OVER THE STEEL STEPS! JAKE WALKS OVER TO LANCE AND TRIES TAKING ADVANTAGE OF A DOWNED LANCE BLACKFYRE! JAKE DROPS HIS KNEE ONTO THE FACE SEVERAL TIMES OF LANCE! JAKE SMITH NOW ROLLS INTO THE RING TO BREAK UP THE TEN COUNT AND THEN HE STANDS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE APRON….DIVING ELBOW DROP FROM JAKE ONTO LANCE FROM THE APRON TO THE OUTSIDE!
Eve: JAKE WAITS FOR LANCE TO GET UP AND HE ASSISTS THE BIG MAN BACK IN THE RING BUT WAIT–JAKE SMITH IS GOING UNDERNEATH THE RING FOR A WEAPON?!?! THIS IS PURE RULES, WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?! JAKE SMITH PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR!! I DON’T THINK HE CARES! HE JUST WANTS TO GET OUT OF THERE! BUT, IF HE GETS DISQUALIFIED, HE LOSES THE TITLE! I DON’T THINK HE’S THINKING THIS THROUGH!!!! :damn:
Gavin Kirkland: OH! ALEXIS JUST GRABBED THE CHAIR FROM JAKE’S HANDS! JAKE IS NOT HAPPY AS ALEXIS IS POINTING FOR JAKE TO GET BACK IN THE RING! JAKE IS SCREAMING AT ALEXIS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE’S NOT FOLLOWING ORDERS! HOW DARE HE TALK TO SUCH A BEAUTIFUL SOUL LIKE THAT!!!
Eve: LANCE FROM INSIDE THE RING REACHES OVER AND GRABS JAKE BY THE HAIR AND PULLS HIM UP THE APRON! JAKE GRABS AHOLD OF LANCE’S HEAD AND DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR SLINGSHOTTING LANCE OFF THE ROPES! JAKE SMITH IS BACK IN THE RING–SUPERKICK FROM JAKE SMITH! THE BIG GUY IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS…ANOTHER SUPERKICK FROM JAKE AND NOW THE BIG MAN IS DOWN TO ONE KNEE–A THIRD SUPERKICK FROM JAKE SMITH AND THE BIG MAN IS FINALLY DOWN! A TRIFECTA OF SUPERKICKS, AND NOW JAKE SMITH GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOOONNNEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWOOOO!!!!!!
Deadprez: LANCE KICKS OUT WITH EASE! JAKE LOOKS A BIT SURPRISED, AND NOW JAKE LOOKS AROUND WHAT TO DO–JAKE GOES DOWN AND PUTS ON A HEADLOCK! I GUESS JAKE WAS PANICKING AS THE BIG MAN WAS GETTING TO HIS FEET!
Alexis Chambers(from the outside): :wtf:
Eve: JAKE IS TRYING TO LOCK IN THE SLEEPER AS HARD AS HE POSSIBLY CAN HERE, BUT THE BIG MAN IS RECOVERING RATHER QUICKLY HERE AND HE’S ALREADY TO HIS KNEES–AND NOW LANCE IS UP TO BOTH FEET AND HE LIFTS JAKE SMITH AS HIGH AS HE CAN IN THE AIR….AND THEN DROPS HIM RIGHT DOWN TO THE MAT STOMACH FIRST! JESUS THAT WAS A LONG DROP FOR JAKE THERE! JAKE IS UP IN THE CORNER HOLDING HIS STOMACH IN PAIN AND UH OH HERE COMES FREIGHT TRAIN RUNNING FULL SPEED AT HIM–SPLASH FROM LANCE BLACKFYRE ON JAKE IN THE CORNER! LANCE BRINGS JAKE OUT OF THE CORNER AND LIFTS HIM UP IN A POWERSLAM POSITION–RUNNING POWERSLAM CONNECTS! NOW LANCE WITH THE COVER!!
OOONNNEEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: JAKE SMITH KICKS OUT! LANCE BLACKFYRE NOW TAKING HIS TIME NOW AS HE PICKS UP JAKE SMITH SLOWLY AND PUTS HIM IN THE POWERSLAM POSITION AGAIN–BUT JAKE SMITH SLIPS OUT FROM BEHIND LANCE AND SENDS THE RUNNING LANCE SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST THROUGH THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE! LANCE STEPS OUT OF THE TURNBUCKLE AND JAKE WITH TRIES TO ROLL UP LANCE……BUT IT DOESN’T WORK AS LANCE IS STILL STANDING! LANCE PICKS UP JAKE BY THE THROAT AND PULLS HIS UP, AND NOW LANCE PICKS UP JAKE BY HIS THROAT WITH BOTH HANDS AND SETS HIM ON THE TOP ROPE!! RIGHT HAND FROM LANCE BLACKFYRE TO JAKE ON THE TOP ROPE!
Referee: HEY THAT’S A WARNING! WATCH THE CLOSED FIST PUNCHES!
Lance Blackfyre (no mic): DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU FUCKING ZEBRA!!
Deadprez: LANCE HAS GOTTA BE CAREFUL OR ELSE HIS ANGER IS GONNA COST HIM HIS TITLE SHOT! HE IS KNOWN FOR HAVING A BIT OF AN EXPLOSIVE TEMPER IN THE RING! ONE WRONG MOVE AND IT WILL COST HIM THE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP! THAT’S SOMETHING THAT LANCE CANNOT HAVE HAPPENING! IT’S ONE OF THE FIRST ONE-ON-ONE OPPORTUNITIES HE’S GOTTEN FOR A CHAMPIONSHIP! WHO KNOWS WHEN THE NEXT TIME AN OPPORTUNITY LIKE THIS IS GOING TO COME TO HIM? LANCE GOES UP TO THE TOP ROPE WITH JAKE SMITH AND IS GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX! IF THIS MOVE CONNECTS, JAKE IS GOING TO BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE, BUT JAKE SMITH IS TRYING HIS VERY BEST TO AVOID THIS AS HE’S SQUIRMING AND THROWING REPEATED BODY SHOTS! JAKE SMITH NOW THROWING REPEATED HEAFBUTTS AT LANCE BLACKFYRE! JAKE IS GOING TO EXTREME MEASURES TO MAKE SURE HE RETAINS! AND OH MY GOD–SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB FROM JAKE SMITH ON LANCE BLACKFYRE FORM THE TOP ROPE!!
Eve: JAKE SMITH WASTES NO TIME IN GOING UP TO THE TOP ROPE NOW–CROSSFIRE!!! THE FALCON ARROW CONNECTS BEAUTIFULLY ON LANCE AND NOW JAKE HOOKS THE LEG!
OOONNNEEE!!!!
TTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHRRRRRREEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: LANCE BLACKFYRE KICKS OUT AGAIN!! JAKE SMITH SCOOTS OVER TO THE CORNER AND PULLS HIMSELF UP AND NOW WAITS FOR LANCE TO GET UP! LANCE IS ON TWO KNEES HERE, JAKE SMITH RUNS NOW AND–SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT!! THE KINSHASA TO THE BACK OF LANCE BLACKFYRE’S HEAD! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT!
OOONNNNEEEE!!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!!!
TTTHHRREEEE!!!!
Eve: LANCE KICKS OUT AGAIN! HE WON’T STAY DOWN AND JAKE IS BESIDE HIMSELF!! JAKE NOW, JAKE IS TRYING TO LIFT LANCE BLACKFYRE OFF THE MAT BUT HE’S HAVING A VERY HARD TIME BECAUSE LANCE IS PRETTY MUCH DEAD WEIGHT AT THIS MOMENT! JAKE TRIES TO HOOKS THE ARMS OF LANCE FOR RIDE TO HELL–BUT LANCE OVERPOWERS JAKE AND COUNTERS IT INTO A BACK BODY DROP! LANCE TAKES A SECOND TO BREATHE BEFORE WALKING BACK UP TO JAKE WHO IS HOLDING HIS BACK IN PAIN–BUT JAKE HITS A FRONT DROPKICK DROPPING BIG LANCE TO HIS KNEES AGAIN AND JAKE RIGHT AWAY RUNS TO THE ROPES AND LOOKS FOR SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT ONCE MORE–
Deadprez: BUT LANCE STANDS AND CATCHES JAKE IN HIS TRACKS BY THE THROAT! JAKE’S FACE IS TURNING RED AS LANCE HAS HIM BY THE THROAT! LANCE NOW LIFTS JAKE UP HIGH IN THE AIR FOR TITANIC PLUNGE–BUT JAKE REVERSES BY STEPPING FROM BEHIND LANCE AND HITS ANOTHER CHOP BLOCK DOWN LOW! THAT’S PRETTY MUCH ALL JAKE CAN DO TO GET LANCE DOWN TO HIS SIZE AND NOW LANCE STEPS IN FRONT OF LANCE AND SPIKES LANCE’S HEAD TO THE MAT WITH A VICIOUS DDT! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN NOW, WHO WANTS THIS MORE?! BOTH MEN ARE STIRRING NOW AND BOTH MEN BEGIN CRAWLING TO OPPOSITE CORNERS!
Gavin Kirkland: BOTH MEN ARE PULLING THEMSELVES UP ON OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE RING, AND JAKE SMITH IS UP A TAD BIT FIRST AS HE RUNS TO LANCE–BUT LANCE RUNS AND HITS A HUGE BIG BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE OF JAKE! JAKE IS DOWN! LANCE CAN TASTE THAT PURE CHAMPIONSHIP NOW AS HE HAS JAKE SMITH EXACTLY WHERE HE WANTS HIM RIGHT NOW! LANCE PICKS UP JAKE AND GOES FOR TITANIC PLUNGE ONCE MORE–JAKE SMITH WITH AN EYE RAKE! THE REFEREE DIDN’T SEE IT! JAKE SMITH THROWS SEVERAL FOREARMS TO THE HEAD OF LANCE BLACKFYRE BEFORE RUNNING TO THE ROPES ONCE MORE–SUPERMAN PUNCH FROM LANCE BLACKFYRE!! LANCE CALLS THAT THE OMEN OF DOOMSDAY! LANCE IS BALANCING JAKE AGAINST HIMSELF NOW, JAKE IS ABSOLUTELY OUT COLD!!
Eve: LANCE PLACES HIM BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND LIFTS HIM UP! JAKE IS TRYING TO FIGHT BUT HE’S TOO WEAK!!! RUNNING FEARS ORIGIN!! THE SITOUT POWERBOMB CONNECTS!!! WE’RE GONNA HAVE A BRAND NEW PURE CHAMPION!!!
OOONNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHHRRREEEE!!!!!
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Deadprez: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?! ALEXIS CHAMBERS JUST PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!! I AM IN DISBELIEF! I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!
Eve: WHY THE HELL DID SHE JUST DO THAT?!?!
Referee: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOI–
Eve: WHAT?!! ALEXIS JUST CLOCKED THE REFEREE WITH A PUNCH TO THE FACE!! THE HELL HAS GOTTEN INTO HER RECENTLY?! WE SAW THIS REACTION FROM HER DURING HER MATCH AGAINST HARLOW REICHERT ON SHOWDOWN LAST WEEK! IT’S STILL UNCLEAR ON WHY SHE WOULD DO ANY OF THAT STUFF???!??!?
Deadprez: MEANWHILE, LANCE SEES THIS AND HE IS JUST ABOUT AS SHOCKED AS EVERYBODY BECAUSE OF HOW JAKE WAS TREATING ALEXIS! LANCE KNOWS THAT HE HAD THAT MATCH IN THE BACK AND IT’S SAFE TO SAY THAT ALEXIS MIGHT HAVE COSTED LANCE BLACKFYRE THE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP! LANCE LOOKS DOWN AT ALEXIS ON THE OUTSIDE AND HE BEGINS TO FUME IN ANGER! ALEXIS PUTS HER HANDS UP IN INNOCENCE BUT LANCE DOESN’T CARE AS ALEXIS BEGINS RUNNING AND LANCE CHASES AFTER HER! ALEXIS TRIES HOPPING THE BARRICADE–BUT LANCE GRABS HER BY THE HAIR STOPPING HER IN HER TRACKS! HE’S GONNA MAKE HER PAY! THIS IS KINDA WHAT ALEXIS GETS FOR STICKING HER NOSE WHERE IT DIDN’T BELONG! EVEN THOUGH, JAKE TRIED TO GET SOME ASSISTANCE FROM HER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH UP, ALEXIS DIDN’T WANT TO GET INVOLVED! IT SEEMS LIKE SHE NOW WANTS TO BE INVOLVED, BUT SHE DOESN’T WANT TO GET THE CONSEQUENCES OF THAT WHATSOEVER!
Gavin Kirkland: NOT THE HAIR, LEAVE THE POOR HAIR ALONE! :mjcry:
Alexis Chambers(screaming): PLEASE! YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! IT WASN’T PERSONAL!!! :whoa: :whoa: :whoa:
Eve: JAKE SMITH FROM BEHIND SMACKS LANCE BLACKFYRE WITH A STEEL CHAIR! HE’S REPEATEDLY SLAMMING THE STEEL CHAIR ONTO THE BACK OF LANCE! LANCE IS UP–CHAIRSHOT TO LANCE’S HEAD! IT SOUNDED LIKE A GUNSHOT! THIS IS BULLSHIT, LANCE LITERALLY HAD THE TITLE WON AND IT GOT STOLEN AND NOW THIS HAPPENS! IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE PURE RULES!! JAKE HAD TRIED TO USE THAT STEEL CHAIR AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH UP, BUT ALEXIS DIDN’T LET HIM THROW AWAY THE MATCH FOR HIM! IF JAKE WOULD HAVE USED THAT STEEL CHAIR IN FRONT OF THE OFFICIAL, THE MATCH WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER AT THAT POINT! THERE IS NO REFEREE THAT IS SEEING WHAT JAKE IS DOING! JAKE CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS!
Deadprez: JAKE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GET JAKE LANCE BACK IN THE RING AND JAKE IS LOOKING AROUND….AND NOW HIM AND ALEXIS EXCHANGE LOOKS! WHAT IS ALEXIS DOING?!
Eve: ALEXIS JUST PULLED OUT THE “CHAMBERS FAMILY PTSD INVOKER” FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE “TERRY KILLER!!”
Deadprez: THE SAME WEAPON THAT ALMOST KILLED HER OLDER BROTHER BY THE MAN SHE’S HELPING RIGHT NOW…..SHE JUST SLID THE WEAPON IN THE RING AND NODDED TO JAKE! WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! JUST A YEAR AGO, JAKE PLAYED A PART IN TAKING OUT TERRY CHAMBERS! NOW, YOU HAVE HER SISTER HELPING SOMEONE THAT TOOK OUT HER OLDER BROTHER RETAIN HIS CHAMPIONSHIP! WE’VE SEEN WHAT THIS WEAPON CAN DO IN THE PAST, BUT I THINK THAT WE’RE GOING TO GET A REMINDER OF THAT NOW! :lupe:
Eve: I’M SO DISAPPOINTED IN THIS LADY! THIS ISN’T ALEXIS CHAMBERS WHATSOEVER! THIS IS PROBABLY THE ALEXIS CHAMBERS THAT WE GOT ON SHOWDOWN LAST WEEK, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE SHE DOESN’T CARE AT THIS POINT! AS LONG AS JAKE WALKS OUT WITH THE PURE CHAMPIONSHIP, IT’S ALL FINE TO HER! THIS WHOLE DYNAMIC IS INTRIGUING, BUT CONFUSING AT THE SAME TIME! NOW, IT SEEMS LIKE LANCE IS GOING TO EXPERIENCE A BRUTAL BEATING AT THE HANDS OF THIS DUO! JAKE PICKS IT UP AND SWINGS IT AT THE STOMACH OF LANCE!! HE SWINGS IT AT THE BACK OF LANCE NOW!! ALEXIS THROWS THE REFEREE BACK IN THE RING AND HE WAKES UP! THE REFEREE SEEMS CONFUSED AT THIS POINT! I DON’T THINK THAT HE RECALLS ALEXIS KNOCKING HIM OUT! HE SEES THAT JAKE IS ALMOST READY TO COVER LANCE AND GETS INSIDE THE RING! JAKE RUNS AND HITS ANOTHER SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT! IT’S OVER!!
OOONNNEEEE!!!!
TTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHRREEEEE!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: LANCE KICKS OUT AGAIN! HOW?!?! JAKE IS NOW POUNDING THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION RIGHT NOW! ALEXIS SHRUGS HER SHOULDERS FROM THE OUTSIDE! NO ONE SEEMS TO HAVE A SINGLE CLUE ON WHY LANCE BLACKFYRE IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! THESE TWO HAVE NO IDEA ON WHAT THEY NEED TO DO IN ORDER TO TAKE LANCE OUT FOR GOOD! THIS IS WHERE IT’S GOING TO GET UGLY AND I’M NOT SURE IF THAT’S GOING TO WORK IN LANCE’S FAVOR OR JAKE’S?!?!?
Eve: JAKE GOES TO THE TOP ROPE AGAIN HERE, HE GOES FOR THE FALCON ARROW AGAIN–BUT NOBODY HOME! LANCE BLACKFYRE IS BACK TO HIS FEET AGAIN AND GRABS JAKE SMITH BY THE THROAT…TITANIC PLUNGE! THE ONE HANDED CHOKESLAM CONNECTS ON JAKE SMITH AND LANCE LOOKS AROUND HIM BEFORE HE HOOKS THE LEG!!
OOONNNEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHHRREEEEE!!!!
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Deadprez: ALEXIS SETS JAKE’S FOOT ON THE ROPE!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO HER ACTING THIS WAY?!
Gavin Kirkland: Is the dick that good? :oh:
Deadprez and Eve: :skip:
Eve: THAT’S JAKE SMITH’S FIRST ROPE BREAK OF THE MATCH, ABSOLUTE SHAME THIS GUY IS OUR PURE CHAMPION! THAT IS NOT MY PURE CHAMPION! HARLOW REICHERT WAS A BETTER PURE CHAMPION THAN THIS MAN COULD DREAM OF BEING! WE USE TO CALL THIS ALEXIS CHAMBERS WOMAN AN ASSET TO THIS BRAND! THIS WOMAN HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE ON THIS BRAND, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE SHE’S FALLING IN WITH THE WRONG CROWD THAT WE CALL “JAKE SMITH.” WE ALL SUSPECTED SHE WAS BRAINWASHED, AND RIGHT NOW IT’S PROVING TO BE TRUE! THAT’S TWICE NOW THAT LANCE HAS HAD THE TITLE WON BUT IT JUST GOT RIPPED AWAY FROM HIM! LANCE BLACKFYRE PICKS UP THE LIFELESS BODY OF JAKE SMITH AND EASILY THROWS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDER…..LANCE RUNS–BUT JAKE SLIPS OUT AGAIN AND HITS ANOTHER CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF LANCE’S KNEE! SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF LANCE BLACKFYRE’S HEAD!! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN AGAIN!
Eve: LOOK! JAKE IS CRAWLING TO “THE TERRY KILLER”!!! THE REFEREE IS BEGGING HIM NOT TO USE IT AND LANCE IS BACK TO HIS FEET ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING–
Deadprez: WHAT THE HELL?!?! LOW BLOW FROM ALEXIS ONTO LANCE BLACKFYRE!! ALEXIS CRAWLED ON HER HANDS AND KNEES AND SNUCK UP ON LANCE AND HIT A LOW BLOW AND DISAPPEARED FROM SIGHT! THIS IS ONE OF THE WAYS THAT JAKE HAS TAKEN DOWN LANCE IN THE PAST AND IT SEEMS LIKE ALEXIS MIGHT HAVE PICKED UP A THING OR TWO ALREADY BY BEING UNDERNEATH JAKE’S WING! WE’RE GOING TO SEE IF THIS IS GOING TO BE IT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AT HOME!
Gavin Kirkland: OHH SHITTT!!! ALEXIS WAS IN AND OUT OF THERE, AND NOW JAKE RIGHT AWAY DROPS THE WEAPON AND GOES ON THE ATTACK! HE HAS LANCE IN POSITION–BROKEN WINGS!! THE SNAP SWINGING NECKBREAKER FROM JAKE ONTO LANCE AFTER THE LOW BLOW DISTRACTION FROM ALEXIS! JAKE NOW INTO THE COVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!
OOOONNNEEE!!!!!!
TTTWWWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRREEEEE!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gina Romano: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…AND STIIILLLLLL EAW PURE CHAMPION….JJJAAAKKEEE SMMMMMIITTTHH!!!!!
(“War” by Grandson hits as Jake Smith is awarded the PURE Championship.)
Eve: What a pathetic display! Lance had the title won on several occasions tonight, but Jake brainwashed Alexis into doing his dirty work for him tonight, SHE was the reason he escaped with his title tonight.
Gavin Kirkland: Gotta give the guy credit tho, he’s smart and found a way to win. Also, he bagged both Alexis and Bethany, nothing but respect for the guy. :wow:
Deadprez: Gotta feel for Lance but you just know this isn’t gonna be the end of the line for him, it’s only the start of his journey and this was his first major setback and I know he can bounce back from this. Remember he had the title won several times before Alexis saved Jake.
(The camera pans to a disgusted Harlow Reichert backstage, who was watching the match through the monitor. The actions seen in this matchup went against PURE rules and it almost felt disgusting for her to witness this match and see the PURE Championship go down a horrible path with Jake Smith as the champion. She’s even disgusted and upset about Alexis Chambers’ role in the match, not believing that this is Alexis at all, but what does she know?)
(The scene goes back to ringside. Alexis Chambers joins Jake Smith in the ring beside him and cracks a slight smile. Alexis raises Jake’s hand before he returns the favor to her. Jake smiles back at her as he throws his arm around her in a friendly way.)
(Jake Smith lets the ropes open for Alexis Chambers first as they leave the ring and then lets Alexis walk first up the ramp as they exit the arena together.)
…(//i.imgur.com/mmYvJOQ.jpg flashes across the screen before the camera cuts to Jalyn Garcia stretching before the match look super focused and determined as ever)
Stew-O: That young man right there, it hasn’t been an easy road but he finds himself at one of the biggest events of the year where he can forget about all the things that went wrong in his career prior if he can somehow walk out of here with the New Breed Championship!
(Camera then pans to the New Breed Champion, Justin Windgate in his locker room rolling up a blunt, as he finishes he puts his blunt down before he grabs the New Breed Championship as his focus switches)
Flannery McCoy: This man isn’t no stranger to having a road that wasn’t easy, he’s a former National Elite Champion, came back and he’s looked better than ever and he’s now the face of the New Breed division. Tonight he looks to keep his seat at the top of the division! The contrast of styles in this upcoming match lets you know that both men can go aerial if they need to but they can also flat out technically wrestle!
Jake Mercer: Either way, Windgate is winning this one for Dynasty. Just like someone from the Dynasty roster is going to win the Grand Rampage!
Stew-O: Let’s look at the tale of the tape.
(A graphic appears on the screen with a split-screen between the champion and challenger, highlighting Justin’s accomplishments, move set, height and weight, it also is shown highlighting Jalyn’s Height, Weight and finishing move)
Stew-O: The New Breed Championship has always been about no limits and we see Windgate has a weight and height advantage over his opponent but the heart of Jalyn could be a factor and could be tested! Let’s send it to Stephie Love as we get ready to add another historic chapter to the New Breed Championship!
(Camera pans to Stephie Love standing in the ring as she prepares to make her announcement)
Stephie Love: The following contest… IS SET FOR ONE FALL!!! AND IT IS FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(‘Martyr’(Waves) By Polaris blast throughout the speakers as Jalyn Garcia makes his entrance down the ramp donning a custom ‘Wildheart’ fur vest as he continues his strut down from the stage to the ramp as he currently enters the ring)
Stew-O: We talked about his journey and you have to wonder, being involved in one of the marquee events of the year, will Jalyn finally be able to hold one of the most prestigious championships in all of EAW! A title held by many former World Heavyweight Champions and his mentor, Jamie O Hara!
( Martyr fades off as Jalyn stands in the ring waiting for the champion before, ‘Smoke & Drive’ by Mike Posner, comes on as Justin Windgate confidently makes a stride down from the ramp donning a custom new green and grey attire as he reveals his jacket donning the New Breed Classic before he continues his strut down the ramp and enters the ring before raising the New Breed Championship above his head as Jalyn continues to ready himself)
Flannery McCoy: This man has been determined, setting a goal to elevate this division and he’s been a fighting champion! He wants to continue that, and put this division in places it’s never seen and he intends to do it as the New Breed Champion! This match has quite the big fight feel!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, in the corner to my right! Weighing in tonight at 150 Pounds!! From Sacramento, California! ‘WildHeart’ JAAAAAAAALLLLYNNNNNNNN GAAAARRRRRCIAAAAAAAAAA….!!!
(Jalyn stares with a focused look at his opponent as Windgate looks on focused as well as he stands with his championship in his hand)
Stephie Love: Introducing, the champion! From, Detroit, Michigan! Weighing in at 225 Pounds.!!! He is the E! A! W! NEW BREED CHAMPIONNNNN!!!!! “The New Breed Classic” JJJUSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNN..WINDDDDGAAAAAATTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(Windgate raises the championship high in the air before he hands it to the referee who holds the championship above his head for display before handing it to the timekeeper as he gets ready to signal for the bell as both competitors are ready)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The bell signals for the start of this match as both competitors, a bit hesitant to start circling one another, before they lock up for a collar and elbow tie-up! A strong lock up between both competitors! Both man not trying to let the other get the best of one another! Windgate utilizing his advantage in strength as he begins pushing Jalyn’s back into the nearest corner turnbuckle! The referee quickly getting in the middle of them signaling for the clean break as it is respected by both competitors as Windgate backs off to the center of the ring once again as they look to clinch up again! Jalyn not hesitant this time as they lock up once again for another strong collar and elbow tie up! Jalyn, quickly grabbing the arm of Justin Windgate and wrings it! Twisting and going under the arm applying some significant pressure that is targeting the shoulder joint of the New Breed Champion! He then applies a hammerlock behind the back of the champ! The champ though, quickly spinning out of this as he trips up Jalyn and applies an armbar! Windgate pulling at the arm of Jalyn as the referee quickly as if he wants to submit but he gets no answer as Jalyn is more focused on getting out of this armbar! Windgate applying more pressure! But Jalyn rises up just enough to roll out of the armbar! Both men quickly stirring to their feet! Arm-drag! Windgate with an arm drag and now has his knee on the face of Jalyn as he gets back into the dominant position with that arm at his disposal! Jalyn not letting that affect him as he begins rising up to his feet but Windgate still has his arm and tries to intensify the pressure to bring the challenger back down to his knees!
Jake Mercer: Jalyn though manages to rise to his feet! He’s up! And he fires an elbow to the body of the champion! Instantly breaking the grasp! Jalyn, quickly snapmare’s Windgate down to the canvas and applies a headlock working over the champion! Jalyn! Tightening his grip over the neck of the champion! Windgate trying to use his hands to cut off the pressure to avoid getting himself choked out in this championship match! Windgate rising! But Jalyn jumps on the back of Windgate! Looking to transition the headlock into a sleeper hold! Windgate having none of it as he runs backward driving the back of Jalyn crashing into the corner! Breaking the attempt at a sleeper hold! Windgate turns as he chins up Jalyn! AND HE DELIVERS A STINGING KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST OF THE CHALLENGER! The chest of Jalyn immediately turns red off impact! Windgate isn’t done as he once again this time just delivers an open palm slap to the chest of Jalyn! Windgate delivering punishment to the torso but pulls Jalyn out of the corner! Grabbing him by his head and delivers a big European uppercut! Jalyn though firing back with a short inside leg kick to Windgate! Windgate firing back with a short inside leg kick of his own! Jalyn! FIRES BACK WITH AN INSIDE LEG KICK! Windgate daring him to kick him again! AND JALYN OBLIGES WITH ANOTHER INSIDE LEG KICK!
Flannery: AND ANOTHER KICK! Jalyn teeing off with these inside leg kicks! Before Windgate checks one of the kicks! Blocking! And Windgate grabs the opposite leg of Jalyn as he tried to fire off a kick with his other leg! Justin spins him around and goes for a clothesline! Jalyn ducks the incoming clothesline and runs off the ropes! Windgate turns! AND HE LEAP FROGS OVER JALYN! Jalyn running once again as Justin drops to the canvas forming a hurdle as Jalyn jumps right over him! Windgate pops up to his feet! Jalyn running forward again as Windgate goes a back elbow to stop the challengers momentum! Jalyn quickly switches over for a waist lock grabbing the champion! Windgate struggling before he delivers an elbow to the jaw of Jalyn! Jalyn hunched over from the shot as Justin runs off the ropes! And comes forward! BUT HE GETS CAUGHT BY A BEAUTIFUL STANDING DROPKICK FOR JALYN GARCIA KNOCKING HIM DOWN!! Jalyn stopping the champion as Windgate quickly rises up to his feet scrambling almost as Jalyn begins returning the favor from earlier as he delivers a stinging Knife Edge Chop! Followed by another stinging knife-edge chop! Windgate backed into the ropes as Jalyn grabs him by the arm for an Irish-whip! Windgate counters with a reverse Irish-whip this time sending Jalyn into the ropes again! Jalyn coming forward! Jumping on Windgate! SPINNING FOR A TILT A WHIRL HEADSCISSORS!!! AND HE SENDS THE CHAMPION CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: Windgate rising! As Jalyn runs! RUNNING DROPKICK INTO THE CORNER!! Soon as Windgate got up! Jalyn applying the pressure with the running Dropkick! Jalyn running, with Windgate in his sights! AND HE RUNS ONCE AGAIN!! RUNNING HESITATION DROPKICK TO THE CORNER ON THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!!! HE CAUGHT WINDGATE ON THE FACE! Jalyn as quickly swayed momentum in this match! He grabs Windgate up to his feet! Before he quickly applies a front facelock! He’s looking to go for a snap suplex! Windgate, however, lifting Jalyn up showcasing his strength! He lifts him high in the air vertically and walks him over and drops him on the apron! Jalyn catches himself on the apron! Jalyn fires a forearm to the face of Justin Windgate! Windgate turned around from the shot! BUT WINDGATE FIRES WITH A JUMPING ENZIGURI KNOCKING JALYN OFF THE APRON AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! Windgate catching himself a breather after the challenger was starting to hit a point where he was delivering nonstop offense! Windgate rises up to his feet, as Jalyn is gathering himself picking himself up off the floor! Windgate spots his challenger rising! AND JUSTIN!! TAKING TO THE AIR AFTER RUNNING OFF THE ROPES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE CRASHING INTO JALYN!!! Justin picking up his challenger as both men are on the outside floor! Justin grabbing him as he sends him back inside the ring! Windgate quickly crawls into the cover!
Referee: OONNNEEEEEE….TWOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: Jalyn pops his shoulder off the canvas for a near fall! Jalyn sitting up in a sitting position on the canvas as Windgate quickly putting his knee in the spine of the challenger before pulling both his arms backward! Torturing the challenger as he apps more tension to the spine with his knee and pulls on the arms for more leverage! The referee in the face of Jalyn asking him if he wants to give up the match! He once again ignores the referee! As he is trying to figure out a way to get out of this but Windgate pulling once more as Jalyn grimaces on his face obviously in pain! Windgate not giving an inch! But Wildheart continues to fight on! He switches his weight! Fighting up to his feet!! And frees one of his arms! And uses the free arm for a strike to the face of Windgate! Windgate rocked after the punch but comes back with a huge right hand of his own! Jalyn isn’t done as he once again delivers another forearm smash to the face of Windgate! Windgate rocked from that shot but comes forward with a forearm smash of his own! Both men trading here! But Jalyn! ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE MID-SECTION! Windgate eating that shot as both men are engaging in a striking battle as Windgate comes back with a SPINNING BACK KICK! Jalyn hunched over! Windgate tries lifting him on his shoulders in a powerbomb position! But Jalyn drops down behind the champion as Windgate turns! Boot the mid-section! Jalyn with a forearm! And he then whips Justin into the corner! Jalyn! Running at Justin! BUT JUSTIN GETS HIS BOOTS UP INTO THE FACE OF JALYN! The challenger stopped! But Windgate grabs him and places Jalyn in the corner! Before lifting him to the top turnbuckle! Windgate climbing as well, delivering a headbutt to Jalyn! AND ANOTHER HEADBUTT! Windgate rising up to the top as he applies a front facelock! SETTING UP FOR A SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! But Jalyn! Fires a right hand to the mid-section! And he fires another! Both men fighting on the top turnbuckle, a precarious position! Windgate still fighting for the Superplex! But Jalyn blocking! And he sends a headbutt of his own knocking the champion off the top turnbuckle! Windgate scrambling up to his feet as Jalyn rises up! Perched high!
Jake Mercer: AND JALYN FLIES FOR A DIVING CROSSBODY!!! Windgate catches him after rolling through and begins rising up with the challenger in his grasp! Windgate showing his strength being able to catch him! He’s up with the challenger before Jalyn! Continuing to fight firing his elbow to the side of the jaw of Windgate! Windgate ignoring though AS HE RAISES JALYN ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! Windgate with Jalyn on his shoulders as Jalyn continues to try and struggle out of the position! Jalyn forcing himself to the ropes hanging on for dear life to avoid whatever move Windgate had planned! Windgate though drops Jalyn! And runs at him! JALYN PULLS DOWN THE ROPES AS WINDGATE FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Windgate rising up though! AS JALYN! RUNS!!! FOSBURY FLOP OVER THE ROPES CRASHING DOWN ONTO JUSTIN WINDGATE!! A BEAUTIFUL MOVE DELIVERED BY THE CHALLENGER! Jalyn quickly stirring up to his feet as he quickly grabs Windgate up! And he sends him inside the ring just enough but leaves the champion’s neck hanging across the apron! Jalyn climbs onto the apron and makes his way to the turnbuckle! The neck of Windgate hanging off the apron! AS JALYN! HE JUMPS WITH A GUILLOTINE LEG DROP BRING HIS LEG DOWN ACROSS THE NECK OF JUSTIN WINDGATE WHOSE UPPER BODY AS HANGING ON THE APRON!!! WINDGATE HAS TO BE FINISHED AFTER THAT! Jalyn pushes the hurt Windgate further inside the ring as he rolls to the center! Jalyn climbing to the top turnbuckle! Windgate in his sights! AND JALYN FLIES FOR A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS CRASHING DOWN ONTO JUSTIN WINDGATE AS JALYN HOOKS THE LEG!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEEE……….TWOOOOOOOOOO…….
Stew-O: HE KICKS OUT!! The champion managing to stay alive in this match! Even after the devastating offense delivered by the challenger! Jalyn asking the referee if he’s sure he didn’t win the match right there! But the champion continuing to show amazing resilience! Windgate is hurting though, he has to be! Jalyn pulling Windgate up to his feet! And drives him into the corner! Muscling him up to the top turnbuckle! Before he fires off a chop to the chest of Windgate who is reeling! Jalyn climbing up! AND HE JUMPS FOR AN AVALANCHE HURRICANRANA!!! BUT WINDGATE HOLDS ONTO HIM!! Holding onto his legs! WINDGATE!! HE DROPS DOWN!! AND HE APPLIES A BOSTON CRAB!! BOSTON CRAB LOCKED IN!!! AND HE SITS DOWN ON THE BACK OF JALYN!!! JALYN!! STRUGGLING!!! SCRAMBLING ON THE CANVAS AS WINDGATE BEGINS PULLING!! THE CHAMPION SHOWING HE’S STILL IN THIS MATCH!! The Boston crab applied to stop the hurricanrana! JALYN TRYING TO CRAWL!! TO THE ROPES!!! THAT MAYBE HIS ONLY SALVATION!!! HE PUSHES HIMSELF OFF THE CANVAS!!! PUSHING HIMSELF UP AS HE TRIES TO INCH TOWARDS THE ROPES!!! BUT HE COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! WINDGATE PULLING BACK EVEN MORE AS THE BACK OF THE CHALLENGER HAS TO BE GETTING TORTURED BY THIS SUBMISSION HOLD!! BUT THE CHALLENGER PUSHES HIMSELF OFF THE CANVAS ONCE AGAIN!!! HE PUSHES UP!!! CRAWLING! CLAWING!! TRYING TO GET TO THE ROPES!! BUT!!! WINDGATE!! DRAGS HIM RIGHT BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! He’s been in this Boston crab for a very long time! This move could be the significant ending of this match and the dreams of Jalyn winning the New Breed Championship! He pulls back! PULLING BACK EVEN MORE!! Jalyn shouting out in pain and agony as the referee once again gets into his face! Asking him if he wants to quit! BUT JALYN ONCE AGAIN IGNORING THE REFEREE’S!! HE’S IGNORED THE REFEREE THREE TIMES IN THIS MATCH!! QUITTING IS CERTAINLY NOT AN OPTION TONIGHT!!! JALYN PUSHES HIMSELF UP ONCE AGAIN!! HE RISES UP!!! AND HE’S GOING TO THE ROPES AGAIN!! PAIN!! OR DESIRE!!! PUSHING HIM ON!! He’s going! He’s!! AND JALYN FINALLY GRABS THE ROPES TO BREAK THE SUBMISSION HOLD!!! Windgate TRYING TO PULL HIM OFF THE ROPES AGAIN!!! The referee signaling the Windgate breaks the hold! And he obliges!
Flannery McCoy: Jalyn manages to survive! Windgate! Holding onto the ropes because he’s winded. Jalyn rolling to the outside of the ring! As he falls out to the floor! Windgate though, rolling to the outside of the ring! Jalyn holding at his lower back as Windgate grabs him front facelock! AND JUSTIN WINDGATE DELIVERS A SNAP SUPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!! Jalyn shouting out in pain once again as his back his now the focal point of attack after being in the Boston Crab for a long time. The referee yelling at both men to get back inside the ring! Windgate though! Pulling the challenger by his hair up once again! As he sends a boot to the mid-section! And he lifts him on a powerbomb! Windgate turns! AND HE POWERBOMBS JALYN ONTO THE BARRICADE!! THE LOWER BACK OF THE CHALLENGER HITTING THE EDGE OF THE BARRICADE!!! Jalyn immediately falls to the canvas! Windgate quickly rolling himself back inside the ring breaking the referee’s count! He doesn’t want to win this way! He wants to win decisively! Windgate grabbing the down challenger and he sends him inside the ring! Windgate slides in! Jalyn! On all floors! But sits up just enough! AS WINDGATE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE GROUNDED JALYN!!! Jalyn didn’t go down! BUT WINDGATE!! DELIVERS ANOTHER SUPERKICK!!! Jalyn still didn’t completely go down! Windgate relentless as he once again A FINAL THIRD SUPERKICK AND FINALLY JALYN DROPS!! Jalyn showing fighting spirit in this match but Windgate begins making his way to the apron, as he leaves the ring and climbs up to the top turnbuckle! Windgate! Up to the very top as he is perched high in the air! WINDGATE JUMPS!!! FOR A FROG SPLASH!!! HE CRASHES BODY TO BODY WITH JALYN!!! AND HE COVERS THE LEG!!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEEEE……TWOOOOOOOOOO…..TH-
Jake Mercer: JALYN KICKS OUT!!! Windgate! He’s shocked! He thought he had it right there! Windgate though he put the final nail in the coffin of Jalyn! Windgate isn’t wasting time, he’s in the mindset that he has to put the challenger away now and he’s going to do just that! Windgate looking down at the prone Jalyn! Before he gives the taunt for the Smoke Bomb! Windgate backing himself up just enough! Before he dives!! And he connects WITH THE SMOKE BOMB!! ROLLING THUNDER CONNECTING!!!! SENTON CRASHING INTO THE BODY OF JALYN!! Jalyn holding his mid-section! He’s struggling! Fighting! But Windgate grabs him up and hooks him by his head! And Windgate runs! AND RUNS UP THE ROPES FOR THE RUN IT UP!!! SLICED BREAD NUMBER TWO!!!! BUT JALYN!! STOPS HIM AND HE PUSHES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE AS WINDGATE GOES CRASHING TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! WINDGATE CRASHING AND BURNING TO THE OUTSIDE!! Windgate hitting the ground hard as Jalyn crashes down to the floor! Windgate pulling himself up with use from the apron slowly! He climbs onto the apron! Jalyn spots him, AND HE RUNS!! JALYN CONNECTS WITH THE RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE TO THE FACE OF JUSTIN WINDGATE!! KNOCKING HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! Windgate, down on the canvas! Jalyn! Spots the down champion! BEFORE HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES!!! AND JUMPS FOR THE TRIANGLE MOONSAULT CRASHING DOWN BODY TO BODY ON JUSTIN WINDGATE!! TRIANGLE MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!! WHAT A MOVE BY JALYN GARCIA!! PUTTING IT ALL ON THE LINE FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!! Windgate is coughing up a lung! He may have broken ribs! Jalyn grabbing Windgate up and he sends him inside the ring! Windgate is prone! As Jalyn rolls inside the ring! This is his moment! He grabs Windgate up! AND HE BEGINS LIFTING HIM FOR THE STAR CHASER!! SINGLE UNDERHOOK DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!!!!! WINDGATE SOMEHOW FIGHTING OUT OF IT!! Before it’s able to land! Jalyn GOES FOR ANOTHER RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE!! WINDGATE DUCKS!! HOOKS HIM FROM BEHIND WITH A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX!!! WINDGATE CONNECTS WITH THE SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Stew-O: Windgate drops holding his mid-section! I genuinely believe he might have broken ribs, Windgate though still trying to fight on! Defend his championship! Jalyn rising up! Windgate wasn’t able to capitalize on the snap german suplex! Windgate rising, and Windgate with a forearm to the face of Jalyn! Jalyn! Fighting back as he delivers another big right hand! Windgate, UNLOADING! SPINNING BACK FIST!!! INSIDE LEG KICK!! FOREARM! Jalyn dazed from this onslaught! And turned inside out! AS WINDGATE CONNECTS WITH LIGHTS OUT!! REVERSE CUTTER BRINGING JALYN DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! WINDGATE HOOKING THE LEG!!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEE….TWOOOOOOOOOO…THRRE….
Flannery McCoy: HE KICKS OUT!!! I’m SHOCKED! THOUGHT WINDGATE PUT THIS MATCH TO BED BUT JALYN MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF THE LIGHTS OUT!!! Windgate, he isn’t wasting time! Windgate is in pain though but he climbs outside to the apron again! And he begins making his way to the top turnbuckle once again, Windgate! He is going to put this match to rest one way or another! Windgate is perched! Rising gingerly with the abuse he’s taken from his mid-section! BUT HE BRINGS THE X UP TO HIS FACE!!! WINDGATE JUMPS FOR THE X FACTOR!!!
Jake Mercer: WINDGATE FLIES!!! AND!!!! JALYN MOVES!!! BUT WINDGATE LANDS ON HIS FEET SOMEHOW!! WINDGATE LANDING ON HIS FEET AS JALYN RISES!! AND FROM BEHIND DELIVERS A REVERSE POISON RANA!!! SPIKING JUSTIN WINDGATE ON HIS HEAD!!! GOD!!! WHAT A MOVE!!! Windgate doesn’t even drop! As Jalyn grabs him, setting him up for the Star Chaser! LIFTING SINGLE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBREAKER CONNECTS!!! STAR CHASER CONNECTING!!! AND HE FALLS TO THE COVER!!! THIS HAS TO BE THE END OF IT!!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOOOO……THREEEEE!!!
Stew-O: IT’S NOT OVER!!! HE KICKS OUT!! WINDGATE KICKING OUT OF THE STAR CHASER!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! Jalyn can’t believe it, pleading with the referee! He may have just delivered his best shot! Jalyn, he has to capitalize if he wants to win the New Breed Championship tonight! Doubt might be creeping into the mind! What a match these two have put on for this championship! Elevating this championship once again! Windgate trying to pull himself up! Jalyn! Setting his sights on Windgate! AND HE RUNS!!! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE ONCE AGAIN!! JUST BEFORE WINDGATE WAS ABLE TO GET UP TO HIS FEET! Knocking him back down! Jalyn grabbing Justin Windgate and sends the dazed champion into the corner! As Windgate is lifted! He’s sitting on the top Windgate! Jalyn, climbing up once more! He’s looking to go for that avalanche super hurricanrana! He’s rising! He’s jumps for it! WINDGATE HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES!! JALYN CRASHES AND BURNS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! THE BACK OF JALYN!!! EXPOSED! WINDGATE RISING UP!!! AND HE JUMPS FOR THE X-FACTOR!!! SHOOTING STAR PREEESSS CONNECTING ON THE SPINE OF JALYN GARCIA!!!! WINDGATE!! HE’S SLOW TO THE COVER!!! BUT HE GETS THERE!!! AND HE HOOKS THE LEG AFTER TURNING HIM OVER!!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEE….TWOOOOOOOOOOOO…..
Flannery McCoy: FOOT ON THE ROPE!!! JALYN GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE!!! THE REFEREE POINTING IT OUT TO WINDGATE WHO IS ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED!! HE THOUGHT HE HAD IT RIGHT THERE!! Windgate looking on! A bad break for the champion! Jalyn being aware of his positioning of the ring! Windgate rising up, as he waits for Jalyn to get on his feet or at least close to it! Jalyn pushing himself up, he has to be hurting, both men are hurting in this fight for the New Breed Championship! Windgate! SPOTS THE CHALLENGER JUST GETTING TO HIS FEET AS HE SHOOTS FOR A SUPERKICK!! Jalyn ducks, BICYCLE KNEE SENDING WINDGATE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! THIS MATCH ONCE AGAIN TAKEN TO THE OUTSIDE!! Jalyn! Making his way to the apron! Windgate, just gathering himself, shaking the cobwebs! Jalyn set! HE JUMPS FROM THE APRON!! JUMPING CANADIAN DESTROYER ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOOR!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! HE MAY HAVE JUST BROKEN JUSTIN WINDGATE’S NECK!!! WINDGATE FALLS TO THE FLOOR!!! JALYN!! HE MAY HAVE JUST WON THIS MATCH RIGHT THERE!!! Jalyn! He’s slowly getting up, he has the champion dead to rights! Jalyn, he grabs the champion, who is dead on his feet and he sends him inside of the ring! Jalyn! Climbing the top turnbuckle! He’s been through a war tonight but he’s still in the fight and going to do everything he can to take home that New Breed Championship! He’s climbing the rope slowly! But he surely gets up to the top, he’s perched high! Windgate is down and out! This is his moment! KINGS REGNUM!!! PHOENIX SPLASH CONNECTS ONTO JUSTIN WINDGATE!!!! JALYN MAY HAVE JUST WON THE MATCH RIGHT THERE!!! HE MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO WINDGATE!!! AND HE HOOKS THE LEG!!!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEE….TWOOOOOOOOOOO…THRREEEE!!!
Stew-O: NO!! IT’S NOT OVER!!!! WINDGATE ONCE AGAIN KICKS OUT!!! THESE TWO MEN HAVE BROUGHT THE BEST OUT OF ONE ANOTHER!! Jalyn! He looks like he’s lost! Backing away from Windgate! He can’t believe that the phoenix splash didn’t gain him the victory right there! Jalyn! Grabbing Windgate! From behind pulling him up from behind! PRAGRESUSS!!! RIPCORD KNEEE!!!!!!! HE CONNECTS!!!!!! BUT HE HOLDS ONTO WINDGATE!!! AND HE DELIVERS ANOTHER KNEE!!! AND ANOTHER KNEE!! ANOTHER KNEE!!!! PULLING WINDGATE’S HEAD REPEATEDLY INTO VICIOUS KNEE STRIKES AS WINDGATE JUST DROPS!!! AND JALYN!! RELENTLESS!! HE PULLS WINDGATE UP ONCE AGAIN!!! AND HE DELIVERS ANOTHER FINAL KNEE STRIKE AND FALLS TO THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE…..TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Martyr’ By Polaris hits as a winded Jalyn Garcia is helped by the referee before being handed the New Breed Championship as he emotionally embraces the championship and crouches down before raising it high in the air)
Stephie Love: HEEEEEEREEEE IS YOUR WINNNER AND THE NEEEEWWWWWW!!!!! E! A! W! NEEWWWW BREEED CHAMPIONNNNNNNN…!!!! JAAAALLYNNNNNN GARCCIAAAAAAAA….!!!
Jake Mercer: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! WE LOST TO THE VOLTAGE SCUM!!! DAMN IT!!!
Stew-O: I’m not happy about Dynasty losing the New Breed Championship BUT WHAT A MATCH BETWEEN TWO GREAT ATHLETES AND NOTHING BUT RESPECT FOR JALYN GARCIA WHO PULLS AWAY AS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION TONIGHT AT THE GRAND RAMPAGE IN A THRILLER OF A MATCH!!
Flannery McCoy: Windgate put on a hell of a performance but Jalyn relentless with those knees, they took a toll, Windgate fought like hell but in the end, Jalyn wanted this so bad and you can just see the emotion in his eyes as he celebrates this big win for not only him but the New Breed Division! These two men really set the standard!
(Camera shows Jalyn celebrating with the New Breed title as officials tend to Justin Windgate before it fades elsewhere)
(Commercial for the ESPN special “The Last Dance” airs showing Visual Prophet talk about just how important this documentary is for people to realize that Michael Jordan is the GOAT and Lebron James is a frontrunning bozo who will never come close in his life.)
(A “Liberate America” PSA airs starring Kensingten Calhoun-Astor as she makes her plea to open the economy back up because America is a hard working proud country who will not hide from some Chinese virus!)
(‘Friend vs Friend’ by Company Flow begins to play as the ‘Inevitable’ Lethal Consequences makes his way out from the curtain. He’s wearing his trademark wrestling gear, and showing an arrogance about himself as he taunts on his way down to the ring, clearly full of himself.)
Stew-O: A huge opportunity coming up for this man that’s been weeks in the making ever since he made his intentions known.
Flannery McCoy: Yes, that’s right Stew. Lethal Consequences is back in the World Heavyweight Championship conversation, and has the chance to finally get back to the top with a victory tonight. He may have caught a break tonight as well with the champion, Drake King, out of sorts over what happened earlier on in the show.
Jake Mercer: Well, it’s certainly a very unfortunate thing to happen, but there’s no way Drake can let that affect how he approaches this match because there’s no way LC gonna give one bit of sympathy for Drake King’s problems. If anything he may use that to his advantage.
(‘Zero’ by Crown The Empire starts up in place of ‘Friend vs Friend’ and plays throughout Oracle Park as a few anxious seconds go by, but no sign of the World Heavyweight Champion Drake King.)
Stew-O: Well, that’s supposed to be the sound to indicate the arrival of the current World Heavyweight Champion, Drake King! Conspicuous by his absence, folks at home, Drake King is expected to defend the World Heavyweight Championship. There’s been no reports to my knowledge that the match has been cancelled. The show will go on.
(Finally after a minute or two has gone by the World Heavyweight Champion slowly makes his way out from the curtain. There is no Unified Tag Team Championship in sight as he left it with his partner Visual Prophet earlier in the night. He’s wearing only the World Heavyweight Championship which is draped over his left shoulder. He’s paused on the stage, just standing there for a moment not even looking toward the ring. He runs his free hand through his hair, many emotions coursing through his mind are also clearly worn on his face. Feelings of anger and frustration cloud his mind.)
Flannery McCoy: And the champion has finally arrived, and as one could possibly imagine his mind doesn’t look like it’s all the way here on his upcoming match right now. He’s certainly got emotions running amok considering what happened earlier in the evening when Drizzy & Vizzy defeated the team of Sarah Price and Drake’s girlfriend, Sierra Bradford. But after the bell the Visual Prophet refused to allow Sierra out of his finishing submission maneuver. This of course caused a tense moment between the duo before Drake left carrying Sierra in his arms. The things that that man must be thinking about right now.
(Drake finally turns his attention towards the ring where Lethal Consequences, who is arguing with the referee who holds him back from going out after the World Heavyweight Champion. Drake inhales deep and then exhales before he begins his long march to the ring.)
Jake Mercer: Be that as it may, Drake and Visual Prophet simply did their jobs, and they did it better I might add which is why they’re still the Unified Tag Team Champions! Drake needs to pull it together or it could all be over tonight!
(Drake makes his way up the steps to the ring apron until he stops. The events from earlier in the night in his successful tag team title defense along with the Visual Prophet weigh heavily on Drake’s mind. Drake finally steps through the ropes. The referee is still holding back Lethal Consequences from getting at Drake King. Drake removes his World Heavyweight Championship from his shoulder and holds the belt at his side, looking down in disgust for a moment and then up at Lethal Consequences with a glare in his stare.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!…And it’s for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first, he’s the Challenger…. hailing from Oakland, California….he weighs in at TWO HUNDRED THIRTY POUNDS… HE’S ‘THE INEVITABLE’….LETHAL!!!!!!!!! CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!
(Lethal Consequences holds his hands up in a victory pose while taunting the World Heavyweight Champion, clearly not too fazed by him.)
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent, he’s the Champion…. hailing Charlotte, North Carolina….he weighs in at TWO HUNDRED TWENTY POUNDS…. HE’S THE CURRENT ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… HE’S ‘THE PARAGON’….DRAKE!!!!! KING!!!!!
(Stephie Love steps through the ropes and leaves the ring. Drake King continues to hold his world title at his side, still wearing the same ice cold stare as he eyes his opponent. The referee is handed the World Heavyweight Championship. The referee takes it and shows it to Lethal Consequences. The referee then holds it up as the main camera captures a shot of the shining plate of the World Heavyweight Championship.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Lethal Consequences immediately walks up the current World Heavyweight Champion with an arrogant expression worn on his face while Drake King stands there realizing he needs to focus in now on the match at hand and take his mind off the events that took place earlier involving his girlfriend, Sierra Bradford.)
Stew-O: The bell has rang and both of these men are already in each other’s faces. Oh, man. Anything can happen here folks, this could turn into a very volatile situation here.
LC (off mic): Awww! What’s wrong young buck? Cheer up. Why you looking all pouty and in you’re feelings for?
Drake King (off mic):…
LC (off mic): I’ve never seen anything more bland in my life. For once your mouth is sharper than your brain, I can see.
Drake King:….
LC (off mic): I’d take that nerdy little, pengting, basic bitch right now that your partner was slapping around earlier instead of your dull ass. (The rage in Drake has built up listening to LC make use of derogatory slurs obviously referencing to his girlfriend.)
Drake King (off mic):…
LC (off mic): Except when I was finished with her she’d look like Rihanna after Chris Bro-
Flannery McCoy: AND DRAKE KING, THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, HAS HAD ENOUGH! DRAKE UNLOADING ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! LC ALREADY REELING AS DRAKE CONTINUES TO STRIKE LC SENDING HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER! LC HAD IT COMING! HE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT IT WOULD TAKE TO SET DRAKE KING OFF BUT I DON’T THINK HE COULD’VE POSSIBLY EXPECTED THIS!! KING REFUSES TO STOP! IT’S BLIND RAGE, AND THE REFEREE REACHES HIS MANDATORY COUNT FIVE COUNT! BUT DRAKE SIMPLY REFUSES TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE REFEREE!
Drake King (off mic): I COULD KILL YOU!!
Referee: Come on, Drake! Let him out!
Jake Mercer: THE REFEREE TRIES GRABBING DR-OH MY GOODNESS! DRAKE KING IN HIS BLIND RAGE TURNS AND SHOVES THE REFEREE TO THE CANVAS AND SHOOTS THE REFEREE A DEATH STARE! THE REFEREE IS IN SHOCK, AND SO AM I! HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
Drake King (off mic): DO NOT TOUCH ME!
Stew-O: DRAKE KING HAS SNAPPED! DRAKE WITH FULL BODY SHOTS TO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! SHOTS TO THE MIDSECTION AND THE FACE! ALTERNATING COMBINATIONS OF THE TWO AS LC SEEMS POWERLESS EVEN WITH TRYING TO COVER UP! DRAKE FINALLY LETS UP FOR A SECOND BUT ONLY TO GRAB LC AND TOSS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER! LC LANDS ON CANVAS! BUT HE’S BACK UP AND CATCHES A FLYING FOREARM TO THE JAW FOR IT!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE STARTING OUT ON FIRE AS HE WHIPS LC TO THE ROPES AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A THUNDEROUS CLOTHESLINE! DOWN GOES LC! DRAKE YANKS LC UP AND GOES FOR A SUPERKICK! BUT KING MISSES HIS INTENDED TARGET! Drake turns back but he’s too late to react as LC gets some hard let’s in face of Drake King! Drake staggers back! European uppercut, Drake staggers back again! Step up enzigiri by LC to Drake King! Drake King is knocked down to a knee, but he’s back up! But LC keeps coming, and Drake sees it coming but he seems powerless to stop it all from occurring as LC forces Drake into the corner! Knife edged chops by LC consecutive times, and Drake feels both! LC now has a boot to the throat of Drake! The referee is right there to make the count! But now this time it’s LC that won’t let up on Drake! This time though, LC let’s up and then he grabs Drake King forcefully by his hair and tosses Drake through the ropes to the outside where Drake falls to his knees! LC hops out to the floor after Drake King! But Drake recovers just enough as LC was trying to grab up Drake, and Drake fires a shot to the midsection of LC! Now another shot! Drake fights his way back to his feet again! Now he forces LC back!
Drake King (off mic): Ahhhhhhhhh!!
Stew-O: Oh my! And the back of LC crashes against the ring apron, and now Drake launches more hard and vicious shots to the face of LC! And Drake is still not done, his blind rage is still there! But is it doing him better at this point or only serving to work against him!!?? Drake grabs LC by the arm and whips him toward the ring steps but it’s reversed instead and it’s Drake King who’s knees connect with the steel ring steps and King goes flying over the ring steps where he lands on the other side on the floor! Drake favors his knees! The referee being awfully lenient, letting both men go a little and not wanting to throw this match out! LC clearly the one in control here. He’s not a two time Hall of Famer for nothing, he knows what he’s doing in these types of situations! You give someone like LC a chance, and that’s already one too many! LC grabs up Drake King by his hair and forces him up to his feet! LC launches Drake into the ring post! And the body of Drake King connects with the ring post!
LC: What was your dull pengting loving ass thinkin’, that I couldn’t slap you around!!?? I’m inevitable, and so is this ass whoopin’ before I take your title!
Jake Mercer: LC is laying boots to Drake King who tries to block the blows to his head out! He’s trying to absorb these shots! But he’s not fighting back!!?? His mind appears to be somewhere else!!?? And King back down again! LC collects up Drake King and then launches him into the barricade at ringside to the right! Drake is stunned! I know you get to a point where you all want to do, is leave and go to be at the side of the one you care for, but you got a world championship match here with everything on the line! If your head is not right, just like Drake’s is not, this could end up being a very short affair where the referee will eventually need to make a business decision! Doing what’s best for business! Drake gets to his feet but LC is right there from behind digging his nails into the back of Drake and scratches the back of Drake King who felt that one! LC grabs Drake and forcefully rolls him into the ring! LC wasting no time taunting or anything close to it! LC sees his prey and he smells blood in the waters right now!
Stew-O: Indeed. Folks this has not been a wrestling match. This has been a fight right from the beginning, where at first we saw the current World Heavyweight Champion, Drake King launch an attack on his challenger for the World Heavyweight Championship but it was out of pure adrenaline from all the pent up anger he was trying to contain from what we can all presume by now stemmed from what happened earlier his and The Visual Prophet’s successful Unified Tag Team Championship defense against his girlfriend, Sierra Bradford and Sarah Price of SASS earlier in the night! LC sends a flying forearm smash to Drake who was leaning on the ropes but Drake avoids the contact! Pele kick by Drake King to the head of LC! Falcon arrow delivered by Drake to LC! Drake goes for the cover!
Ref: ONE!!!! TWO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: LC kicks out at two! Drake grabs up LC but LC with a rake of the eyes, and this is followed up with a lariat by LC that takes Drake King back down! LC grabs up the leg of Drake and drops a knee on the leg of Drake! He felt that one, man. LC grabs the leg of Drake once more and drops another knee on the leg of Drake! LC now looking for the figure four leg it would seem but Drake kicks LC away with the opposite leg! Drake struggles a bit to get back to a standing vertical base, but once he does LC is right there with a European uppercut! This sends Drake King’s momentum into the ropes as Drake launches himself at LC but LC catches Drake! FLASHBACK!! NO! Drake King with a couple of elbows to the side of the head of LC which staggers the challenger back! LC comes back and a roundhouse kick by Drake! LC back to his knees! Drake attempts a midsection superkick! It’s blocked by LC! LC trips up Drake King and drops another knee on the same area he did earlier and Drake yells out in agony! Drake rolls away from the scene near to the ropes holding his lower leg that LC has been attacking!
Jake Mercer: LC now laying some boots to the head of Drake King! Now LC drops down and blatantly chokes Drake with his free hand while holding himself up! The referee counts to five and then admonishes LC before he lets up! LC kicks the grounded Drake King and Drake goes rolling under the bottom rope to the floor again! Drake hits the floor and LC rolls out to the floor! He grabs up Drake King now but Drake fights back! Now both men trading blows with each other! But now a thumb to the eye by LC to Drake King stops Drake’s short run, and that seems too smart a bit! Now LC grabs Drake by his hair and takes him over close to us here at our announce table, and again our referee has been very lenient for the most part! Fans at home deserve a winner in this matchup! The World Heavyweight Championship is up for grabs here at the Grand Rampage, and now LC sends the head of Drake King right into the front of the announce table, and his head bounces off it! LC does this again and then tries it again, but it’s blocked! Drake King grabs LC, but LC shows the wherewithal to avoid the same treatment and instead grabs Drake King in a bearhug and immediately has Drake up off his feet and then runs toward the ring post, and Drakes back is jarred against the ringpost! LC doesn’t let go though, and instead takes a couple of steps back and repeats the same process and gets the same result! LC drops Drake who crumbles to the floor!
Stew-O: LC is taking it right to the champion, Drake King, and you have to wonder at what point does it take its toll when you think of the current champion. His mind wasn’t in it from the start. I mean, he’s shown flashes of what we are more accustomed to but for the most part this has not been the same Drake King! Now LC grabs a cable from the ground and wraps it around the neck of Drake! Drake struggling to breathe, LC yanks Drake over to the announce table as the referee orders LC to remove the cable from around Drake’s neck! LC picks up Drake King and slams him on the top of the announce table! LC reigning down fists on Drake to make sure he’s incapacitated enough until he’s sure of it! Drake is laid out on our announce table and LC, he’s feeling good right now like he’s in the right position at the right time! I tell ya, if he gets to that point where he can put this thing away we’ll all be seeing a new World Heavyweight Champion! LC looked like he was going to launch himself from the ring apron onto our announce table with Drake King on it! Thank God he thought better of it. Or did he? What is LC going to do here! This could be a major risk! This could mean your career if this goes wrong, but this is what they mean when they say by any means necessary! LC climbing to the top corner turnbuckle! LC measures Drake who’s still out! LC FLIES! FLYING ELBOW DROP OFF THE TOP CONNECTS RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF DRAKE KING!! And focus we to move out to give him room!
Flannery McCoy: For the love of God, I think they both may need some major assistance here because both men have just been destroyed! You’d think LC braced his fall somehow but that does look to be the case at all as Drake is out and LC hardly even moving at the moment! There’s no fans, but surely that was a moment even from watching at home that they just wouldn’t try, giving way to the actual shocking moment!
Jake Mercer: I’m still on, Stew-O, and Flannery are still on even after that flying elbow drop off the top turnbuckle by LC onto the current World Heavyweight Champion we are still online with the action. The referee is probably going to fired for at least not reeling these two egos in a little. He could count both men out, but I’m sure he has already been given strict orders by GM Starr Stan to make sure this match has a winner. LC and Drake King are starting to move now, although LC appears to be the one that is able to rise under his own power! He’s on his feet and he slowly grabs up Drake King and drag him toward the ring! Drake being rolled in the ring and it could be all academic from here! LC immediately going for the cover! This could be it! NEW CHAMP!!!
Ref: ONE!!!!! TWO!!!!!! THRE-KICKOUT!!
Stew-O: LC IS SURPRISED DRAKE HAD THE POWER TO KICK OUT!! HE AGGRESSIVELY HOOKS THE LEG AGAIN!!
Ref: ONE!!!! TWO!!!! KICKOUT….
Flannery McCoy: LC NOW SITS UP QUICK AND OUT OF FRUSTRATION CLIMBS OVER DRAKE AND MOUNTS HIM AND BEGINS LEVELING THE CURRENT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION WITH PUNCHES!! I MEAN HE’S JUST REIGNING THEM DOWN ON DRAKE KING ONE AFTER ANOTHER RIGHT NOW!! DRAKE CAN’T DEFEND HIMSELF, BUT LC DOESN’T STOP!! AND NOW HE DOES! BUT ONLY LONG ENOUGH TO LOCK HIS LEGS IN DRAKE’S TO WHERE HE’S GOT DRAKE LOCKED INTO THE MODIFIED SHARPSHOOTER WITH THE HEADLOCK APPLIED! LC CALLS IT THE BLACKOUT!!! DRAKE LOOKS TO BE BLEEDING FROM HIS NOSE, BUT I THINK THE BIGGER CONCERN RIGHT NOW IF YOU’RE A DRAKE KING FAN AT HOME IS THE FACT THAT KING IS NOW WEAKENED AND HE’S TRYING TO ESCAPE THE FATE THAT SEEMS DESTINED!! IF DRAKE KING CAN’T ESCAPE THIS PREDICAMENT WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!
Jake Mercer: BUT DRAKE IS STARTING TO FIGHT!!! WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS HE’S TRYING TO INCH HIS WAY TOWARD THE ROPES!! DRAKE KING YELLING OUT, HIS BACK MUST BE SCREAMING IN PAIN! HE HAS LC RIDING HIS BACK BUT DRAKE KING, HE’S TOUGH AS NAILS! THIS ISN’T HOW HE’S GOING OUT!! DRAKE INCHES EVEN CLOSER NOW! HE’S ALMOST THERE TO THE ROPES! HE’S JUST INCHES AWAY! AND HE’S GOT THEM!! DRAKE JUST SAVED HIS TITLE HOPES! HIS PAIN FOR PRIDE MAIN EVENT SPOT IS STILL OPEN!!
Stew-O: The referee stepping in now! LC argues with the referee, telling him that should’ve been it and that he needed to do his job! But there was nothing more that you could do! Drake King is proving to be quite resilient, probably more than we’ve given him credit for. I mean he had to endure the haunting scene of watching his partner try to destroy the career of his girlfriend in his match earlier in the evening against Sierra and Sarah of SASS, which was one that ONLY Drake himself never wanted to happen! Now he carried a heavy heart into this match, but that sheer drive to win it seems has come and gone in this match! Now he’s a bloody mess from his nose! And now he’s on his back as LC still argues, and he’s-Oh he’s smiling! Drake King is smiling through his bloody misery!
Flannery McCoy: LC finally lets up and shoves the referee away as his argument seems to be going nowhere and goes back to focusing his attention to Drake King! AND A LOW BLOW!! DRAKE KING JUST LANDED A SHOT BELOW THE BELT ON LC! LC CRUMBLES TO HIS KNEES AND DRAKE RISES BACK UP WITH AN EVIL SMIRK ON HIS FACE! HE GRABS UP LC FROM HIS KNEES AND IMMEDIATELY SENDS LC TOWARD THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE SHOULDER FIRST AND IT CONNECTS!! DRAKE IS LIMPING TOWARD LC NOW! HE”S FAVORING HIS RIGHT LEG WHICH HAS BEEN ATTACKED AT DIFFERENT POINTS DURING THE MATCH!! LC MAY HAVE ALREADY ELIMINATED ANY POSSIBLY OF THE FALLEN KINGDOM! DRAKE GRABS LC FROM BEHIND FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX THAT IS TURNED INTO A BRIDGING SUPLEX PIN!!! THE REFEREE IS IN POSITION!!
Ref: ONE!!!! TWO!!!! TH-KICKOUT
Jake Mercer: And the Inevitable kicks out! That’s why he’s the man around here on Dynasty, a two time Hall of Famer, but he needs to put it together again so he can put himself in the best position to win this match! Drake is trying to stand again but it’s pretty obvious the attacks earlier by LC has rendered a lot of Drake’s signature offense almost useless, and perhaps that was the game plan by LC coming into this! Look at LC! He’s stalking Drake King from behind! And a chopblock to the weakened leg of Drake King and King crumbles back falling to his back! LC now pulling Drake away from the ropes and now looks for a single leg crab! And he’s got it! Drake in another submission predicament! But Drake is able to quickly counter this by reaching for the left leg of LC and tripping him up and quickly maneuvers his way around to apply the crossface on Lethal Consequences! How Drake managed to pull off such a quick counter like that, I’ll never know!
Stew-O: LC IS STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! HE’S TRYING TO FIND HIS WAY OUT OF THIS, BUT IS HE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! DRAKE IS CINCHING BACK, JUST WRENCHING AWAY! LC MANAGES TO TURN HIMSELF SLIGHTLY TURNING HIMSELF! HE SEEMS TO HAVE POSITIONED HIMSELF TO A BETTER SPOT! HE HAS-AND LOOK AT THIS! HEADBUTT BY LC RIGHT TO THE FACE OF THE UNSUSPECTING DRAKE KING! King releases the the crossface and now both men trying to find the strength to rise back to their feet! And now they’re both up and they begin trading forearm strikes to the head! KING WITH A FOREARM! LC WITH A FOREARM! KING WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! NOW LC STRIKES WITH A FOREARM ONE MORE TIME! LC GOES FOR ANOTHER STRIKE BUT KING DUCKS THE ATTEMPT! HE’S GOT LC FROM BEHIND! HE MAY BE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX BRIDGING PIN ATTEMPT! BUT LC INSTINCTIVELY THROWS A BOOT BACK INTO THE WEAKENED LEG OF DRAKE KING WHO IMMEDIATELY COILS OVER! LC GRABS KING UP! HE’S LOOKING FOR GTJ!! BUT KING ESCAPES! KING LOOKING FOR-TOO LATE! LC GRABS DRAKE AND DELIVERS A SLEEPER SLAM BACKBREAKER! THE FLASHBACK!!! LC WITH THE COVER!!
Ref: ONE!!!! TWO!!!! KICKOUT
Flannery McCoy: And Drake King shoots a shoulder up! A gouge of the eyes by Drake to LC! Drake slowly rises still noticeably favoring that left leg that appears to be damaged due to the calculated attack on it from Lethal Consequences! Drake forces LC into the corner! Oh my! Drake yanks LC by his hair! His anger seems to have returned!
Drake King (off mic): I own you. (Slapping LC) YOU HEAR ME!!?? I OWN YOU!! (HE LOOKS AROUND) ALL THIS IS MINE!!(Slapping LC) AND IF YOU EVER ANYTHING ABOUT ANYONE I CARE ABOUT YOU WON’T EVEN SEE ANOTHER MATCH AFTER THIS!!!
Jake Mercer: LC RETALIATES WITH A COUPLE OF STIFF FOREARMS! BUT DRAKE STRIKES WITH A FOREARM BUT IT MISSES! LC CHARGES AT THE CHAMP FULL STEAM AND FORCES HIM INTO THE CORNER! LC SITS DRAKE UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND NOW CLIMBS UP AFTER! LC LOCKS THE ARM OF DRAKE!! SUPERPLEX BY LC TO DRAKE KING AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!
Stew-O: You gotta give it up to both men, they’re really doing anything to take advantage of these lax rules, given that the Universe wants to see a winner, and I know we do too. The referee is, however counting both men down right now! Referee reaches the count of five and they both start stirring.
Ref: SIX!!!! SEVEN!!!! EIGHT!!!! NINE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Both men begin making their way up to their feet! LC whips the limping Drake King to the ropes and a drop toe hold coming back trips up Drake and he hits the canvas! LC wastes no time in locking his leg with Drake’s! LC drops back, oh my goodness! Modified grapevine and more pain shoots through Drake’s left leg, causing him to yell out, adding to the previous stress it had underwent as he holds it in agony! LC stomps his boot to the face! Lethal Consequences hasn’t been a World Champion since 2012, but that drought could be ending here tonight!
Jake Mercer: No, Flannery, don’t misguide your little feeble mind like that. Let’s not get too carried away. You realize that this is the best wrestler in World. Not just on Dynasty, but THE WORLD! This man could move mountains if he wanted to, don’t you dare doubt that man. You may not like his methods but there’s nobody else who can do this better than Drake King! He’ll be back in this before you know it.
Stew-O: Drake using the ropes to pull himself back up, and LC fires a forearm to the back of Drake, but Drake turns and fires a punch to the face of LC! SUPERKICK by Drake that sends LC to the canvas! Drake falls on LC!
Ref: ONE!!!! TWO!!!! THRE-KICKOUT
Flannery McCoy: The two time Hall of Famer kicks out just in a nick of time! Drake slaps the canvas in disgust now as you can see he’s finally in this match emotionally, but signs of frustration are unmistakable as he’s trying to finish things off! Drake just stomped on the hand of LC and now the face, getting a measure of retaliation on his part! Drake grabs up LC and sends him to the ropes! Another superkick by Drake is ducked by LC! Drake turns around! Drake avoids the LCR! That devastating spinning back elbow! Sleeper hold applied by Drake! But LC immediately counters with a jawbreaker! Drake is stunned for a moment! LC RUSHES DRAKE BUT DRAKE WAS READY FOR IT AND SENDS LC CRASHING INTO THE CORNER! SNAP DDT BY DRAKE KING! DRAKE WITH COVER, THIS COULD BE IT!!!
Ref: ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE! KICKOUT
Jake Mercer: LC kicks out! Drake King is back to it this time, he’s looking to try and end this somehow someway! Drake grabs up LC, but LC SUDDENLY COMES WITH A BURST OF ENERGY AND GRABS DRAKE BY SURPRISE AND JUST LIKE THAT CONNECTS WITH THE ROWS PEDAL! THE SWINGING REVERSE STO! WHICH IS ACTUALLY THE CHAMPION’S FINISHER THE MIRRORS EDGE!! THE DISGRACE!! AND HE DIDN’T EVEN DO IT HALF AS GREAT AS DRAKE BECAUSE HE JUST KNOCKED THE REFEREE OUT!! LC FALLS ON DRAKE FOR THE COVER!! WE COULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!
……….(LC looks around to see the referee is out.)
Stew-O: The referee is down. Anything can happen right here. And just as I say that, as if right on cue, we have company! WHAT IS THE VISUAL PROPHET DOING HERE!!?? DRAKE KING HAD ALREADY MADE IT LOUD AND CLEAR THAT HE WANTED NOTHING MORE TO DO WITH VIZ TONIGHT! VIZ IS AT THE RINGSIDE AREA, AND ONE CAN ONLY SUSPECT WHAT HE HAS IN STORE FOR THIS UNLIKELY APPEARANCE I’M SURE WE’LL SOON FIND OUT!
Flannery McCoy: LC recovering and has made it to his feet! He notices that Drake and the referee are down, and he definitely sees his chance at finally finishing this match off and finally claiming his spot back at the top to end a near eight year drought since his last World title reign! AND THE VISUAL PROPHET IS IN THE RING AND HE HOLDS HIS UNIFIED TAG CHAMPIONSHIP BELT UP WITH EVIL INTENTIONS IN MIND FOR LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! LC SENSING THE PRESENCE OF ANOTHER IN THE RING LC’S ATTENTION SHOOTS TOWARD DIRECTION OF VIZ! VIZ LUNGES AT LC AND SWINGS THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP BELT AT LC BUT THE STRIKE MISSES ITS MARK!! LC AVOIDED THE CONTACT!!! LC LIFTS UP VIZ OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! HE’S GOT HIM!! NO!! VIZ ESCAPES!! IT LOOKED LIKE LC WAS GOING FOR THE GTJ!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!??
Jake Mercer: SOME SORT OF BLINDING POWDER THAT WAS JUST THROWN INTO THE EYES OF LC!! LC BEGINS FLAILING WILD PUNCHES AT THE AIR BECAUSE THE SENSATION OF THE BLINDING POWDER HAS COMPLETELY SENT HIM INTO A STATE OF PANIC!!
LC: You son of bitch, I can’t see!
Viz: Yeah, ya can’t see this either. What goes around comes around.
Stew-O: AND A LOW BLOW BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! VIZ JUST KICKED LC IN HIS FAMILY JEWELS!!! LC COILS OVER IN AGONY BUT HE’S STILL ON HIS FEET!
Flannery McCoy: KISS TO HEAD!!! THE BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CONNECTS!! LC IS OUT!!! VIZ DARTS FROM THE RING! DRAKE KING IS COMING TO AND BEGINS PULLING HIMSELF UP WITH THE ROPES! LC IS TRYING TO RECOVER STILL REELING FROM THAT ATTACK BY DRAKE’S UNIFIED TAG TEAM PARTNER, THE VISUAL PROPHET! BUT I DON’T THINK DRAKE HAS ANY IDEA, AND LOOK AT THE VISUAL KNEELING AND HIDING AT THE RINGPOST AT RINGSIDE!! DRAKE TOLD HIM NOT TO COME OUT HERE, BUT THE VISUAL PROPHET HAS GONE AGAINST DRAKE’S WISHES!!
Jake Mercer: Well, if you wanted my opinion, I believe Viz did what was best here. Drake King has not been himself throughout this match, and we quite frankly we need our Paragon here to be on top of Dynasty! If you’d open your eyes you’d see that just like the Visual Prophet has. He’s doing what’s best for Drake and Dynasty! I applaud and approve of this!
Stew-O: You would, Jake. Of course you would. Drake has been able to get to his feet finally, and he forces the referee to his knees and then limps over to the still disoriented Lethal Consequences who’s still suffering from the effects of the blinding powder and the physical attack by the Visual Prophet! Drake grabs LC! MIRRORS EDGE!!! THE SWINGING REVERSE STO!!! DRAKE KING WITH THE COVER!!! NOT LIKE THIS THOUGH!!! THE REFEREE IS OUT OF POSITION, BUT HE’S BARELY ALL THERE IT SEEMS SINCE GETTING KNOCKED OUT!!! HE SLOWLY STARTS THE COUNT!!! DAMMIT!!!
Ref: ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!! TWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Zero’ by Crown The Empire begins to play as the bloody, beaten up, still filled with all the emotion that clouded his mind right through the match that carries over from earlier in the evening, Drake King is victorious. He’s sat up with his back to the entrance ramp where the Visual Prophet is shown at the entrance ramp suddenly. He’s gyrating and shoots both arms out while pointing to his partner in the ring. Drake looks back and finally notices Viz, while clearly confused as to why he is there and has an annoyed look on his face. However, he is also just glad to be done with the match having made his second successful defense, but that was the furthest thing from his mind with his girlfriend’s health in limbo. He finally picks himself up off the canvas and the referee raises Drake’s hand)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner….AND STILL THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…..DRAKE!!!!!!! KING!!!!!!
Visual Prophet (off mic): IT’S ALL YOU DRIZZY! IT’S ALL YOU!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think Drake realizes how exactly he just won this match. You have to wonder what would’ve happened had the Visual Prophet not come out to the aid of Drake King, because he looked as though Lethal Consequences looked like he was ready to finish off Drake and end his reign! Jake take it.
Jake Mercer: Who cares how he won? I’m just happy our double Champion is still a double Champion! Did the Visual Prophet go against the wishes of his partner, Drake King? Sure, but are we going to really overlook the fact that he ensured Drake retained and makes it one step closer to Pain For Pride as the World Heavyweight Champion? YOU BET HE DID! And I know our great Paragon, Drake, can find it in him to forgive his partner saving him. He was just making up for his mistake earlier in the night. Nobody’s perfect, sheesh!
Stew-O: Yeah well tell that to Drake when he finds out how exactly this just played out… because he doesn’t look happy to see Viz out there as it is.
(Drake has finally retrieved his World Heavyweight Championship as The Visual Prophet looks on. Drake, annoyed at the presence of Viz, waves him off and brings his attention to the camera.)
Drake King (off mic): What are they gonna say now? I earned that.
(He makes his way out out the ring as Viz tries to approach him only for Drake to tell him off)
Drake King (off mic): Why are you out here? I told you to leave me alone for the rest of the night!
Visual Prophet (off mic): Bbbut, my king I–
Drake King: GO. AWAY.
(Viz just points up the titantron as a playback of the match highlights the Visual Prophet from the time he entered the ring and through the use of powder to the eyes of Lethal Consequences and the ‘Kiss To The Head’ , Drake finally realizes he didn’t earn the win himself. His jaw drops in shock, and then the anger that he has for Viz intensifies even more as he shoots daggers in the direction of his partner who had just seen the highlights as well, staring a hole right through him. The Visual Prophet backpedals up the rest of the way and concern for his partner’s state of mind seems to be showing at first, and then he flashes a smirk before leaving to the back as a steamed Drake King starts limping up the ramp as quickly as his battered and beaten body will allow him to.)
Stew-O: As we speculated, Drake King is not happy at the way this turned out. On one hand, Viz went against his demands of staying away from him and his business for the rest of the night, but on the other hand an argument can very well be made that had Viz not gone against those commands, Drake King would not be walking out as the World Heavyweight Champion. Nonetheless, there could be trouble in paradise, folks, as the World Heavyweight Champion may have retained, but now he’s just found out that he didn’t get the job done by himself, and he’s far from happy. Lethal Consequences came in from the start almost with a game plan to immobilize the Champ Drake King, and he succeeded for the most part in doing so. We have to give a lot of credit where it’s due to LC. He’s a veteran of the ring wars. He understands exactly what it takes to win in these situations, but with the interference of the Visual Prophet we’ll never know if he would’ve capitalized.
Flannery McCoy: That’s right, Drake came into his World Heavyweight Championship match tonight with his head not very clear. He had every intention of doing things on his own, and despite all the emotions running through him and this being far from his best from a pure wrestling standpoint in his second match of the night, he was in there the whole time doing everything he could to retain. But again, with the Visual Prophet’s interference may have just changed the course of history, and we’ll have to see how this growing intense and volatile situation unfolds from here.
(Commercial)
(Grand Rampage returns and the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
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(Gina Romano is standing in the center of the ring.)
Gina Romano: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL AND IT’S FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
( The scene switches to an aerial shot outside of Oracle Park. The night’s sky is lit up by downtown San Francisco’s buildings. The calmness of the stars and bright city lights last for a few seconds, until…a brightly lit helicopter flies into frame.)
Gavin Kirkland: Somebody called in the coast guards?
Eve: Anybody know what’s going on?
DeadPrez: It’s Martial Law. Trump about to cancel EAW…
( The Helicopter floats around the skyline just below the clouds as the red and black chopper begins to shoot red and black lasers from underneath it. We see the camera getting different angles of this brightly lit helicopter until we get a zoomed-in image of what’s on the side of it. )
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DeadPrez: Yo, that’s Xander Payne!
( Indeed, Xander Payne is then shown inside the helicopter smiling devilishly as he flies himself over the buildings and towards the stadium. )
Eve: This man is insane. He better not crash that damn thing!
( Xander Payne begins to hover above the park, swaying back and forth as we get shots of him inside the helicopter laughing maniacally. Xander’s greatest achievements begin to fill the screens and the broadcasts.
( Xander Payne winning the EAW New Breed Championship. //i.imgur.com/OGtpsiF.jpg )
( Xander Payne winning the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships by himself. //i.imgur.com/ZjZ6BQl.jpg )
( Payne defeating Mr. DEDEDE. Xander Payne destroying many foes and opponents. Xander Payne’s face on advertisements. Xander Payne’s name on marquees. Xander Payne merchandise.)
( Xander Payne’s own brand of ice cream “Paynesicles” is shown as the noisy chopper that begins to descend into the arena. //i.imgur.com/dybzX3h.png )
Xander Payne: THIS IS ALL FOR ME!
( Xander begins to land the massive helicopter onto the empty seats of Oracle Park. )
Xander Payne: ‘IM TAKING THAT BELT TO PAYNE FOR PRIDE! IT’S MY TIME! MINE!
( Xander successfully pilots and lands the helicopter without damaging anything but the seats it lands on. )
Xander Payne: MY TIME!
DeadPrez: Jesus, why couldn’t Payne be the one that crashed in the helicopter and not Kobe…
( Xander steps out of the copter as the blades begin to slow down. The wind created from the blades blow against him and he stands on the seats in the crowd as he stares at himself on the side of the chopper. )
Gina Romano: INTRODUCING FIRST, THE CHALLENGER… MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING…FROM TORONTO, ONTARIO, CANADA…HE IS THE PAYNEKILLER…XAAAAANDER PAYNE!!
( Xander basks in his own beautiful face, giving the helicopter with his face plastered on it with black and red colours a final kiss before turning and climbing over all the empty seats and making his way out of the crowd. )
Gavin Kirkland: I have seen some obnoxious entrances. Some cringe-worthy ones as well. But this
Eve: Yeah, he is so full of himself.
Gavin Kirkland: What? Excuse me?! This is the greatest entrance I’ve ever seen and I don’t even like this fat piece of shit! What an intro to what could be his biggest night ever! This is the biggest match of his career! What a way to let everyone know you are ready to swoop in and steal the show!
DeadPrez: And steal that World Championship from Cam or DEDEDE!
(Xander climbs into the ring and gets set. He is focused, confident, and ready for this match.)
(“Let It Go” by A$AP Ferg begins to play next and Mr. DEDEDE emerges onto the stage with the National Elite Champion, Kassidy Heart, by his side. Despite the beating she took earlier at the hands of Chris Elite, her nose is only slightly swollen and copious amounts of Shape Tape concealer no doubt hide some of the other bruising caused by what is either a break, or at the very least a fracture. She’s also changed into street clothes and flat, knee high boots. DEDEDE takes Kassidy’s hand and they begin to make their way to the ring.)
Gina Romano: AND THE CHALLENGER… BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION, KASSIDY HEART… HAILING FROM THE RYAN ADAMS ESTATE IN SANTO DOMINGO, THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC… MR. DEDEDE!
Gavin Kirkland: Look at them little cheeks DEDEDE gets to spank peeking out of Kassidy’s shorts :noah: He is sooooooooooo lucky!!!
Deadprez: I’m not sure how lucky he’s going to be tonight once Xander Payne gets his hands on him. For months, this rivalry between Xander Payne and Mr. DEDEDE has been brewing and it’s about to come to a head tonight. Xander has done some dirty things to Mr. DEDEDE, don’t get me wrong, but Mr. DEDEDE crossed a damn line when he brought Xander’s family into the picture.
Eve: Well we know that DEDEDE won’t hesitate to bring families into the picture. We have seen him do it time and time again. There is no line he won’t cross which is why he is one of the most despicable men on the planet. Our Answers World Champion knows that first hand.
(Mr. DEDEDE gets into the ring and takes his corner, while Kassidy stands on the apron, whispering sweet nothings in his ear. Xander can’t help but give them a look of disgust.)
(“ULTRAnumb (Exterminated Remix by Exterminated)” by Blue Stahli plays next and after a moment, Cameron Ella Ava walks out. She is all smiles as she holds up the Answers World Championship and poses.)
Gina Romano: AND THEIR OPPONENT… FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA… SHE IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… ‘THE GODDESS’ CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!
Eve: It goes without saying that one of the best EAW moments in recent history is when Cameron Ella Ava overcame every single demon and every single setback that has haunted her in her decade long career to capture the Answers World Championship back at Road to Redemption. She had to go through hell in the Extreme Elimination Chamber in order to win the title, and she left everything she had in the ring in that match.
Gavin Kirkland: Cameron has been a fighting champion, one that Showdown can most certainly be proud of, and tonight she looks to get one step closer to that coveted Pain for Pride main event spot.
Deadprez: Xander Payne has been knocking on the door of greatness, showing us flashes of brilliance and why he is the future. Mr. DEDEDE is Mr. DEDEDE, but something tells me that Cameron is going to be more than prepared for the challenges these two will present to her. There is a lot on the line tonight for all three of these competitors, but for Cameron, tonight means the world to her.
(Cameron gets into the ring and holds the belt up. After a moment, she gives it one final smile before passing it over to the referee, who shows it to the competitors.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(There’s no immediate movement as the bell rings. Mr. DEDEDE, Xander Payne, and the champion herself, Cameron Ella Ava, take a moment to stare one another down. All three of these competitors have a history with one another and it’s been filled with nothing but personal shots, mindgames, and everything else in between. No one has to tell them what’s on the line. No one has to tell them the stakes in this match are at an all-time high.)
Eve: I’m kind of surprised that no one is making a move. With the amount of talking the three of them have done this week, and everything we know that makes up their respective histories with one another, I fully expected them to all come out guns blazing.
Deadprez: I think all three of them are weary of one another at the moment. The history between Mr. DEDEDE and Cameron is well documented. Then you have to factor in the fact Xander Payne has gotten the better of Mr. DEDEDE several times, which prompted the Chairman to drag Xander’s family into the mix and make it personal…
Gavin Kirkland: And of course, that piece of shit has never hidden his misogynistic feelings for Cameron. Imagine someone like Xander being sexist and thinking all women are objects. Could never be me!
Eve: :skip:!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :D!
Deadprez: The point is, all three competitors have their reasons for wanting to win this match. I don’t expect this to be pre-
Eve: XANDER MAKES THE FIRST MOVE AND NAILS MR. DEDEDE WITH A SPEAR! XANDER JUST CUT THE CHAIRMAN IN HALF WITH HIS OWN MOVE! XANDER IS BACK TO HIS FEET AND CAMERON COMES FLYING AT HIM WITH THE WONDER WOMAN PUNCH! FLYING FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS WITH XANDER’S FACE AND SENDS HIM INTO THE CORNER! CAMERON CHARGES XANDER AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING LARIAT AND XANDER SLUMPS TO THE GROUND! THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION RUNS AROUND THE RING AND COMES BACK AT XANDER… CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING HIGH KNEE STRIKE! CAMERON GRABS XANDER, RUNS TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND BULLDOGS HIM RIGHT INTO THE MAT! CAMERON JUMPS TO HER FEET AND CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE! SHE SCREAMS AT XANDER TO GET UP!
Deadprez: XANDER STAGGERS BACK TO HIS FEET AND THERE GOES CAM! ‘GLASS CEILING’!!! THE TOP ROPE STUNNER CONNECTS ON XANDER AND CAMERON GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: MR. DEDEDE GRABS CAMERON BY THE HAIR AND THROWS HER OFF XANDER! HE BEGINS PUTTING THE BOOTS TO XANDER HIMSELF! CAMERON IS QUICKLY BACK INTO THE MIX AND SHE ALSO JOINS IN ON THE BEATDOWN OF XANDER PAYNE! MR. DEDEDE AND CAMERON ELLA AVA ARE BOTH STOMPING THE HELL OUT OF XANDER AND IT’S CAMERON WHO SHOVES DEDEDE BACK AND GRABS XANDER UP! SHE ATTEMPTS TO WHIP HIM ACROSS THE RING, BUT XANDER PLANTS HIS FEET, AND REVERSES! CAMERON IS SENT INTO THE ROPES BUT SHE DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE BY XANDER ONLY TO RUN INTO A BIG BOOT FROM DEDEDE! XANDER CHARGES DEDEDE, BUT DEDEDE DUCKS AND RUNS THE ROPES! HE COMES FLYING AT XANDER AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! THE FATTEST MAN ALIVE IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT AND DEDEDE SNATCHES UP CAMERON WITH RELATIVE EASE! HE LIFTS HER OVER HIS HEAD AND DROPS HER THROAT FIRST ACROSS THE TOP ROPE!
Eve: CAMERON CLUTCHES HER THROAT AND DEDEDE PICKS HER UP AND PLACES HER IN THE CORNER! HE IS ABSOLUTELY UNLOADING THOSE BOXING STYLE PUNCHES TO CAMERON’S MIDSECTION NOW! HE IS TEARING HER UP AND THERE IS VERY LITTLE ‘THE CENTERPIECE’ CAN DO AT THE MOMENT! SHE IS FORCED TO ENDURE THIS BEATING AND DEDEDE SEEMS TO BE TAKING A LOT OF PLEASURE IN IT! DEDEDE BACKS UP AND COMES RUNNING BACK AT CAMERON… ‘RAPTURE’!!! THE HELLUVA KICK ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AND DEDEDE DRAGS HER OUT OF THE CORNER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: FLYING WALRUS! FLYING WALRUS! XANDER COMES FLYING OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A TWISTING MOONSAULT!!!!
Deadprez: DEDEDE MOVES!!!
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER PAYNE ABSOLUTELY CRUSHES CAMERON!!!! SHE IS PROBABLY DEAD FROM HAVING A TON OF BRICKS JUST LAND ON HER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTW-
Eve: DEDEDE GRABS XANDER BY THE HAIR AND TOSSES HIM TO THE SIDE! HE GOES FOR THE COVER ON CAMERON!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTT-
Deadprez: XANDER WITH A DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE TO THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S HEAD! HE BEGINS WAILING AWAY ON DEDEDE! YES! THIS THE BEATING DEDEDE DESERVES FOR DRAGGING XANDER’S CHILDREN INTO THIS AND MAKING IT MORE PERSONAL THAN IT NEEDED TO BE! XANDER FINALLY RELENTS AND PULLS DEDEDE UP! DEDEDE IS WOOZY FROM HAVING THE SHIT BEAT OUT OF HIM BY XANDER! XANDER SPITS IN THE CHAIRMAN’S FACE AND WHIRLS AROUND… ‘SATURATE’!!! DISCUS PALM STRIKE! DEDEDE CRUMBLES TO THE GROUND AND LOOK! CAMERON IS BACK TO HER FEET! SHE MAKES HER WAY OVER TO WHERE DEDEDE IS DOWN AND BEGINS STOMPING AWAY ON HIM! XANDER STARTS STOMPING ON DEDEDE! HERE IS SOMETHING I DIDN’T THINK I WOULD SEE! CAMERON AND XANDER ARE WORKING OVER DEDEDE AND BOTH BEND DOWN… PICKING HIM UP AND HOISTING DEDEDE IN THE AIR!!!
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER AND CAM SLAM DEDEDE TO THE MAT AND XANDER RUNS THE ROPES! SOMERSAULT LEG DROP CONNECTS ON DEDEDE! CAMERON FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT! XANDER AND CAM ARE BOTH BACK UP AND THEY GRAB DEDEDE AND THEY TOSS HIM OUT OF THE RING AND RIGHT AT KASSIDY HEART’S FEET!
(Kassidy Heart drops down and immediately begins tending to her husband, while the action inside the ring focuses on Xander Payne and Cameron Ella Ava.)
Eve: XANDER WITH A THUMB TO THE CHAMP’S EYE AND HE GRABS HER BY THE NECK… DRILLING HER INTO THE MAT WITH A DDT! XANDER STOMPS ON CAMERON A FEW TIMES BEFORE GRABBING HER BY THE HAIR AND THROWING HER INTO THE CORNER! XANDER WITH A BRUTAL SHOULDER THRUST TO CAMERON’S MIDSECTION! HE HITS HER WITH ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! XANDER CATCHES CAM WITH AN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW THAT SNAPS HER HEAD BACK! HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A STIFF KNEE TO THE STOMACH AND HE PULLS CAM OUT OF THE CORNER! REVERSE JUDO TAKEDOWN INTO A KNEE STRIKE! CAMERON IS SPRAWLED OUT ON THE MAT!
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: NO! HE’S GOING UP TOP AGAIN!
Deadprez: XANDER PAYNE IS BACK ON THE TOP ROPE AND HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF! 450 SPLASH! IT CONNECTS ON THE CHAMP! XANDER QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEGS FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRR-
Eve: MR. DEDEDE BREAKS IT UP! DEDEDE BACK INTO THE RING AND HE PULLS UP XANDER! XANDER SHOVES HIM BACK! THE TWO MEN ARE EXCHANGING LEFTS AND RIGHTS NOW! DEDEDE! XANDER! DEDEDE! XANDER! DEDEDE! XANDER! DEDEDE SWITCHES IT UP AND NAILS XANDER IN THE STOMACH!
Gavin Kirkland: BE CAREFUL! HIS STOMACH HAS TEETH!
Deadprez: XANDER DOUBLES OVER AND DEDEDE SLAMS HIS FIST INTO THE BACK OF XANDER’S NECK!
Gavin Kirkland: BE CAREFUL! HIS NECK ROLLS HAVE TEETH TOO!
Eve: XANDER IS DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND DEDEDE IS KNEEING HIM IN THE FACE OVER AND OVER! XANDER’S ENTIRE WORLD IS BEING ROCKED RIGHT NOW AND DEDEDE RUNS THE ROPES! RUNNING HIGH KNEE STRIKE!!! XANDER PAYNE IS FLAT ON THE MAT NOW!
Gavin Kirkland: DEDEDE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO CAMERON NOW, WHO IS STRUGGLING TO SIT UP AFTER THAT FAT FUCK CRUSHED HER RIBCAGE! DEDEDE CIRCLES CAMERON, LICKING HIS LIPS, AND RUNNING HIS FINGERS THROUGH HIS HAIR, AND RUNS AT HER! DEDEDE LOOKING FOR A BIG BOOT BUT CAMERON MANAGES TO CATCH HIS FOOT! DEDEDE IS HOPPING AROUND NOW AS CAMERON GETS BACK TO HER FEET! CAMERON SPINS DEDEDE AROUND AND DROPS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE! SHE STOMPS ON DEDEDE’S FACE A FEW TIMES BEFORE PULLING HIM UP AND THROWING HIM IN THE CORNER!
Deadprez: CAMERON TAKES OFF RUNNING… ‘WONDER WOMAN PUNCH’!!! SHE HIT DEDEDE AS HARD AS SHE COULD WITH THAT RUNNING FOREARM SMASH! CAMERON FOLLOWS IT UP WITH SEVERAL STIFF KICKS TO DEDEDE’S RIBS, THIGHS, AND LEGS! CAMERON PULLS DEDEDE OUT OF THE CORNER, GRABS HIM BY THE NECK, AND SNAPMARES HIM DOWN INTO A SITTING POSITION!
Eve: CAMERON SCRAMBLES TO THE TOP ROPE AND SHE DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME JUMPING! ‘A BLIND FURY’!!! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP CONNECTS WITH DEDEDE’S HEAD, SLAMMING HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT! THE ODE TO HER SISTER MS. EXTREME HAS SEEMINGLY DONE THE JOB AND CAMERON GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-
Deadprez: XANDER PAYNE MAKES THE SAVE!!!
Eve: XANDER PULLS CAMERON OFF DEDEDE AND SLINGS HER TO THE SIDE! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-
Gavin Kirkland: CAMERON DIVES ON XANDER TO BREAK UP THE PIN!!!
Deadprez: CAM AND XANDER ARE BACK UP AND EXCHANGING STRAIGHT RIGHT HANDS! THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO LOVE LOST BETWEEN THESE TWO INDIVIDUALS. XANDER MANAGES TO GET THE BETTER OF CAM IN THE EXCHANGE AND HE GRABS HER BY THE HAIR AND TOSSES HER OUT OF THE RING!
Eve: CAMERON LANDED HARD, BUT XANDER IS ON THE APRON NOW. HE WAITS FOR ‘THE GODDESS’ TO GET UP AND THERE HE GOES! XANDER WITH A RUNNING CANNONBALL OFF THE APRON AND HE TAKES DOWN CAMERON!!! XANDER QUICKLY GRABS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION AND THROWS HER HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGSTEPS!
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER IS DIGGING UNDER THE RING NOW AND I DON’T THINK HE’S GOING TO FIND A BUCKET OF CHICKEN OR CHOCOLATE CAKE UNDER THERE!!!
Deadprez: I REALLY DON’T THINK HE’S LOOKING FOR FOOD :dahell:!!! XANDER IS LOOKING FOR A WEAPON!!!
Eve: THIS IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH, WHICH IS WHY WE HAVE BEEN YELLING THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE IT’S SO EXCITING, AND ANYTHING GOES!!! OH MAN!!!! I THINK XANDER HAS FOUND WHAT HE WAS LOOKING FOR!!!!
(Xander Payne pulls out a barbed wire wrapped bowling ball and looks at it with a smile on his face.)
Gavin Kirkland: You know, he looks like someone who would be in a bowling league. Fat, gross, and probably thinks rolling a ball down a lane is actual exercise…
Deadprez: :mjlol:
Eve: XANDER IS POINTING THE BOWLING BALL RIGHT AT CAMERON ELLA AVA!!! :lupe:!!! XANDER AIMS THE BALL, SLINGS IT, AND HITS A PERFECT STRIKE! THAT BOWLING BALL JUST CONNECTED WITH CAMERON’S FACE AND SHE’S BUSTED OPEN! XANDER IS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY BUT HE DOESN’T SEE THAT DEDEDE IS BACK TO HIS FEET INSIDE THE RING!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: VINTAGE DEDEDE!!!!
Deadprez: THE RUNNING SOMERSAULT OVER THE TOP ROPE JUST FLATTENED XANDER PAYNE! DEDEDE SNATCHES THE BOWLING BALL UP NOW AND HE THROWS IT AT CAMERON!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: ANOTHER STRIKE! THE BALL ONCE AGAIN SLAMS INTO CAMERON’S FACE AND DEDEDE GRABS XANDER BY HIS NECK FAT AND RUNS HIM INTO THE LED RINGPOST! XANDER HITS THE GROUND AND DEDEDE IS CHECKING UNDER THE RING NOW! WHAT’S HE GUNNA FIND?!
(DEDEDE pulls out your generic, average, everyday steel folding chair.)
Eve: DEDEDE GRABS A CHAIR AND HE IMMEDIATELY BEGINS TO LAY WASTE TO XANDER PAYNE! DEDEDE SLAMS THE CHAIR DOWN ACROSS XANDER’S BACK OVER AND OVER AGAIN! HE FINALLY GETS BORED AND HE PULLS XANDER UP, PLACING HIM AGAINST THE RINGPOST!!! DEDEDE BACKS UP JUST A BIT AND HE SWINGS THE CHAIR!!!!
Deadprez: :damn: THE CHAIR CONNECTS AND XANDER’S HEAD IS ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED BETWEEN THE CHAIR AND THE RING POST!
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER IS DEAD AND DEDEDE THROWS THE CHAIR AT CAMERON, WHO IS STILL TRYING TO RECOVER FROM BEING HIT TWICE IN THE FACE WITH A BARBED WIRE WRAPPED BOWLING BALL! DEDEDE GRABS ALL 354 POUNDS OF XANDER’S DEADWEIGHT AND BASICALLY CEMENTS HIMSELF AS THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS HOLDER FOR STRONGEST MAN ALIVE AS HE THROWS XANDER BACK INTO THE RING! DEDEDE SLITHERS INSIDE AND THROWS HIMSELF OVER XANDER FOR A COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Eve: NO!!!!! XANDER SOMEHOW KICKED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!
Deadprez: THAT WAS HELLA IMPRESSIVE FROM XANDER PAYNE, BUT I’M PRETTY SURE ALL THAT DID WAS PISS DEDEDE OFF! DEDEDE HAS BACKED UP INTO THE CORNER NOW AND HE IS SCREAMING AT XANDER TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! XANDER IS CLEARLY OUT OF IT, BUT HE IS SITTING UP AND DESPITE HAVING SPAGHETTI LEGS RIGHT NOW, HE’S TRYING TO STAND BACK UP! I HOPE HE’S NOT CONCUSSED :lupe:!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: WITH THAT FAT HEAD?! GIVE ME A BREAK, DEADPREZ!
Eve: SPEAR FROM DEDEDE!!! THE CHAIRMAN JUST CAUGHT XANDER WITH A SPEAR AND HE IS GOING FOR THE COVER! THIS COULD BE THE END OF THE MATCH!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE-
Deadprez: CAMERON JUST BROKE UP THE PIN BY THROWING THE BOWLING BALL INTO THE RING!
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: LOOK AT HER FACE! I BET WHEN HER ONLYFANS GETS REACTIVATED THERE WON’T BE ANY PICTURES OF WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE RIGHT NOW!!! YIKES!!!
Eve: CAMERON IS BACK INTO THE RING AND SHE’S GOT DEDEDE BY THE HAIR! SHE DRAGS HIM TOWARDS THE BOWLING BALL AND BOUNCES HIS FACE OFF IT!!! DEDEDE IMMEDIATELY ROLLS TOWARDS THE ROPES AND DROPS TO THE GROUND, WHICH LEAVES CAMERON IN THE RING ALONE WITH XANDER! CAMERON HAS AN EVIL LOOK ACROSS HER FACE :lupe:
Deadprez: CAMERON PICKS UP THE BOWLING BALL AND SLAMS IT DOWN ONTO XANDER’S GROIN!!! DEAR GAWD! I GUESS AMEER AND SENECA WON’T EVER HAVE ANY SIBLINGS!!! :damn:!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CAMERON RAISES THE BOWLING UP ONCE AGAIN AND THIS TIME SHE IS AIMING FOR XANDER’S FACE!!!!
Eve: XANDER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND THE BOWLING BALL SLAMS INTO THE MAT! XANDER DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, CLUTCHING HIS BALLS, AND BOTH OF THE CHALLENGERS HAD BEEN RAN OUT OF THE RING BY CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!
(A determined look crosses the battered face of Cameron Ella Ava and she slips to the outside of the ring.)
Deadprez: CAMERON MARCHES TOWARDS XANDER AND SNATCHES HIM UP BY THE HAIR! SHE DRAGS HIM OVER TO WHERE DEDEDE AND KASSIDY ARE!!! SHE SCREAMS AT KASSIDY TO MOVE, BUT THE MAULER STANDS HER GROUND AND BASICALLY ENCOURAGES CAMERON TO COME AT BOTH OF THEM!
Gavin Kirkland: CAMERON JUST SHRUGS… BUT WAIT! DEDEDE SHOVES PAST KASSIDY, LEAPS UP, AND NAILS CAMERON IN THE FACE WITH A MASSIVE RIGHT HAND!!!! CAMERON GOES DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS AND THAT’S BECAUSE DEDEDE HAS A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES ON HIS HAND!!!
(Kassidy and DEDEDE exchange conspiratorial smiles.)
Eve: DEDEDE TURNS HIS ATTENTION ON XANDER, WHO CATCHES THE CHAIRMAN IN THE GUT WITH A WEAKENED RIGHT HAND! DEDEDE RETALIATES WITH A KNEE TO THE FACE! XANDER THROWS ANOTHER PUNCH, AND THIS TIME WITH MORE BEHIND IT! DEDEDE WITH ANOTHER KNEE STRI- NO! XANDER BLOCKS THE SHOT AND SEIZES DEDEDE’S LEGS! HE PULLS THE CHAIRMAN DOWN AND QUICKLY PEPPERS HIM WITH SEVERAL VICIOUS FOREARM SHOTS!
Deadprez: XANDER ROLLS OFF DEDEDE AND RETURNS TO HIS FEET, LOOKING AROUND LIKE A MAD MAN! XANDER’S EYES SETTLE ON THE HELICOPTER AND A SMILE COMES ACROSS HIS FACE. OH GAWD… WHAT THE FUCK IS HE GUNNA DO??
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER GRABS DEDEDE BY THE HAIR AND BEGINS TO DRAG HIM TOWARDS THE HELICOPTER! DEDEDE USES HIS FISTS TO FEND XANDER OFF, AND WHEN XANDER TURNS AROUND TO GRAB HIM AGAIN, DEDEDE CATCHES HIM WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! DEDEDE MOUNTS XANDER’S FAT BELLY AND BEGINS TO STRIKING HIM WITH THAT LOADED FIST! HE’S BUSTED OPEN THE FOREHEAD OF XANDER PAYNE AND CONTINUES TO HIT HIM. BLOOD IS FLYING EVERYWHERE RIGHT NOW! HE IS TURNING XANDER’S FACE INTO HAMBURGER MEAT! I WONDER IF XANDER WILL TRY TO EAT HIMSELF LATER ON????
Eve: :mjlol:
Deadprez: DEDEDE FINALLY RELENTS AND GETS BACK TO HIS FEET. HE SHAKES THE BRASS KNUCKLES OFF HIS HAND AND HAULS XANDER BACK TO HIS FEET! DEDEDE GRABS XANDER AND HOISTS HIM IN THE AIR AND TAKES OFF RUNNING! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Gavin Kirkland: :damn: :damn: :damn: :damn:
Eve: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: I AM FUCKING SHOOK! MR. DEDEDE JUST THREW THE STAR OF MY 600 LBS. LIFE INTO THE SIDE OF THE HELICOPTER LIKE HE WAS A FUCKING JAVELIN!!!!
Eve: DEDEDE TOO STRONK! :dead:
Deadprez: I AM PRETTY SURE XANDER PAYNE IS DEAD BUT MR. DEDEDE ISN’T DONE WITH HIM! DEDEDE MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO WHERE XANDER IS SPRAWLED ACROSS THE BROKEN CHAIRS AND HE PULLS HIM UP BY THE HAIR! DEDEDE SLAMS XANDER’S FACE INTO THE SIDE OF THE HELICOPTER SIX TIMES IN A ROW!!!!
CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: IT’S CAMERON!!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA JUST SLAMMED A STEEL CHAIR ACROSS THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S SKULL! DEDEDE FALLS TO HIS KNEES AND CAMERON SLAMS THE CHAIR DOWN OVER THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! DEDEDE LOOKS TO BE OUT AND CAMERON BEGINS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF HIM WITH THE CHAIR! CAMERON CAME INTO THIS MATCH WITH A POINT TO PROVE TONIGHT AND IT WAS THAT NEITHER OF THESE MEN WERE GOING TO TAKE THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FROM HER! FOR YEARS SHE HAS STRUGGLED TO GET BACK TO THE TOP AND WIN A MALE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP… WATCHING AS UNDESERVING PEOPLE LIKE THE HEART BREAK GAL GET WHAT CAMERON HAS ALWAYS BELIEVED BELONGED TO HER! HER WIN AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION WAS ONE OF THE MOST FEEL GOOD MOMENTS IN EAW HISTORY AND FROM THE WAY SHE IS DESTROYING DEDEDE RIGHT NOW, SHE’S DETERMINED TO CONTINUE LIVING HER DREAM!
Deadprez: CAMERON FINALLY STOPS THIS BRUTAL BEATDOWN AND SHE PULLS THE CHAIR APART! CAMERON PLACES DEDEDE’S HEAD THROUGH THE CHAIR AND I THINK SHE IS ABOUT TO TRY AND END DEDEDE’S CAREER! 😐
CRACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: KASSIDY HEART JUST SMASHED CAMERON ELLA AVA IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! SHE THROWS THE BELT DOWN, GRABS CAMERON, AND DESTROYS HER WITH A STRAIGHT JACKET SUPLEX! CHANEL NO. 5!!!!!
Eve: KASSIDY MIGHT HAVE JUST SAVED HER HUSBAND’S CAREER BECAUSE WE DON’T KNOW WHAT CAMERON WAS PLANNING TO DO TO DEDE-
Deadprez: ‘SATURATE’!!! THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE FROM XANDER BUSTS KASSIDY’S NOSE OPEN AGAIN AND SHE’S DOWN!!!! XANDER PAYNE IS THE ONLY PERSON STANDING AT THE MOMENT AND HE LOOKS DOWN AT THE DISCARDED ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
(Xander picks the belt up and raises it in the air, almost as if he just won the match.)
Gavin Kirkland: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, PLEASE DON’T LET THIS TUB OF LARD WIN THE MATCH! :lupe:!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eve: JUST IMAGINE HOW BIG THIS MAN’S EGO WILL GROW IF HE DOES WIN THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP! :wow:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: WELL, WHAT XANDER NEEDS TO REALIZE RIGHT NOW IS THAT BOTH DEDEDE AND CAMERON ARE SITTING UP AND TRYING TO SHAKE THE COBWEBS OUT!
Gavin Kirkland: IT’S CAMERON WHO MANAGES TO GET TO HER FEET FIRST! XANDER LUNGES AT HER WITH THE TITLE BUT CAMERON KNOCKS IT OUT OF HIS HAND WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! XANDER TRIES FOR ANOTHER DISCUS PALM STRIKE BUT CAM THROWS HER HANDS UP TO BLOCK AND LETS XANDER STOMACH EAT HER FOOT!!!!
Eve: XANDER STUMBLES BACK, BUT HE IS QUICK TO REGAIN HIS BALANCE AND DODGES A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE FROM CAMERON! CAMERON HAS TO PUT THE BRAKES ON BEFORE SHE SLAMMED INTO THE SIDE OF HELICOPTER BUT XANDER CATCHES HER IN THE BACK WITH A DROPKICK! XANDER GRABS CAMERON, BUT DEDEDE JUST CLUBBED XANDER FROM BEHIND! XANDER DROPS CAMERON, AND DEDEDE GRABS XANDER AROUND THE NECK AND ATTEMPTS TO DDT HIM! XANDER BLOCKS, HOOKS THE TIGHTS, AND SENDS DEDEDE UP AND INTO THE SIDE OF COPTER!!! THE FUCK IS XANDER DOING NOW?!
Gavin Kirkland: :mjlol: THIS FAT ASS IS CLIMBING UP THE GODDAMN HELICOPTER!!!!
Deadprez: :skip: XANDER PAYNE IS SCALING THE HELICOPTER NOW AND PULLS HIMSELF ONTO THE TAIL OF IT. CAMERON HAS RECOVERED ENOUGH TO SEE WHAT’S GOING ON AND :skip:!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS CLIMBING UP AFTER HIM?????
Eve: 😐 CAMERON PULLS HERSELF ONTO THE TAIL OF THE HELICOPTER AND BOTH SHE AND XANDER ARE STARING AT ONE ANOTHER! NEITHER OF THEM APPEAR TO BE THAT STEADY BUT THEY ARE INCHING THEIR WAY TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER :lupe:!!!!
Deadprez: XANDER AND CAMERON ARE FACE TO FACE NOW AND CAMERON THROWS A CHOP THAT NEARLY SENDS XANDER TUMBLING TO THE GROUND! HE STEADIES HIMSELF AND THROWS A CHOP OF HIS OWN, AND IT’S CAMERON WHO HAS TO MAKE SURE SHE KEEPS HER BALANCE! BOTH OF THESE ATHLETES HAVE PUT THEMSELVES IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION, BUT BOTH OF THEM ALSO SEEM CONTENT TO CHOP THE HELL OUT OF ONE ANOTHER! XANDER AND CAMERON ARE EXCHANGING CHOPS RIGHT NOW, AND IT’S CAMERON WHO THROWS ALL HER WEIGHT BEHIND HERS AND KNOCKS XANDER OFF BALANCE!!! XANDER IS FLAILING AND CAMERON GOES TO SHOVE TO HIM OFF THE HEL-
Gavin Kirkland: THIS MOTHER FUCKER JUST GRABBED ONTO ONE OF THE PROPELLERS!
Eve: :dead: I HAVE FUCKING SEEN IT ALL!
Deadprez: XANDER PAYNE IS DANGLING FROM THE HELICOPTER PROPELLERS AND CAMERON ISN’T SURE WHAT TO DO RIGHT NOW! XANDER BEGINS SWINGING BACK AND FORTH AND HE CATCHES CAMERON RIGHT IN THE CHEST! CAMERON FALLS FROM THE HELICOPTER AND SHE JUST FUCKING LANDED ON MR. DEDEDE, WHO HAD JUST GOTTEN BACK TO HIS FEET!
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER IS STRETCHING THOSE HAM HOCK LEGS OF HIS OUT AND TRYING TO GET BACK ONTO THE TAIL OF THE HELICOPTER! HE’S GOT HIS FEET PLANTED AND HE FINALLY LETS GO OF THE BLADE! HE FLAILS HIS ARMS A BIT BEFORE HE CAN REGAIN HIS BALANCE AND HE LOOKS DOWN AT CAMERON, WHO’S LAID OUT ON TOP OF DEDEDE! A SINISTER SMILE CROSSES XANDER’S FACE AND DFLKSJDFLJSD! SDLKJFSLKDJFSD! SDLFJSDLFJSDF!!!!
Eve: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Deadprez: XANDER PAYNE WITH A CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE HELICOPTER AND HE LANDS RIGHT ON TOP OF MR. DEDEDE AND CAMERON! HOW IN THE HELL….
Eve: BRUH! I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.
(Xander finally rolls off Cameron and DEDEDE, and staggers back to his feet.)
Gavin Kirkland: Can we stop yelling now? I’m getting hoarse.
Deadprez: This last few minutes of this match have really defied logic if we being honest with ourselves. Never in my life did I think a helicopter would get used as a weapon, but here we fucking are.
Eve: This is no less ridiculous than the liposuction machine…
Gavin Kirkland: :wow: Showdown… forever the ‘A’ show.
Deadprez: Either way, there has to be a winner in this match and I think the referee has just given up at this point when it comes to trying to maintain order. But one thing is still certain in this match… it can only be won inside the ring.
Eve: That’s why Xander has grabbed Cameron and is bringing her back ringside. He dumps her back into the ring and pulls himself up on the apron. XANDER IS CLIMBING UP THE ROPES NOW AND I THINK HE IS ABOUT TO DEFY LOGIC ONCE AGAIN! XANDER GETS HIMSELF SET! XANDER FLIES! ANOTHER CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CAMERON GETS HER KNEES UP!!! XANDER’S BEACHBALL BODY BOUNCES OFF CAMERON’S KNEES AND HE ROLLS TO THE SIDE, CLUTCHING HIS BIG FAT GUT! CAMERON SAVED HERSELF FROM A SURE DEATH AND THAT’S THE KIND OF CHAMPION THIS WOMAN HAS ALWAYS BEEN! NO ONE HAS GONE THROUGH WHAT CAMERON ELLA AVA HAS! SHE IS BATTLE TESTED. SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH COUNTLESS WARS. FOR AS HARD AS SHE FOUGHT TO FINALLY WIN THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, SHE ISN’T ABOUT TO LET IT SLIP THROUGH HER FINGERS NOW!
Deadprez: CAMERON ROLLS TO HER SIDE AND GETS TO HER KNEES. SHE IS BREATHING HARD, HURTING, AND NO DOUBT EXPERIENCING A LOT OF EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW. SHE SO DESPERATELY WANTS TO HEADLINE PAIN FOR PRIDE THIS YEAR AS THE CHAMPION AND NOW IS HER BEST CHANCE TO GET THAT DONE.
Eve: CAM CRAWLS OVER TO XANDER AND SHE PULLS HIM INTO THE AVA LOCK! THE MODIFIED STF IS LOCKED IN ON XANDER AND HE IS FREAKING OUT! XANDER IS POUNDING HIS FOREARMS ON THE MAT AND TRYING TO CRAWL TOWARDS THE ROPES! HE HAS AN OBVIOUS SIZE AND STRENGTH ADVANTAGE OVER CAMERON AND THAT IS WHAT HE IS RELYING ON RIGHT NOW! HE IS DIGGING DEEP AND FORCING HIS WAY TO THE ROPES! WE ALL KNOW THAT CAMERON WILL NEVER, EVER LET THIS HOLD GO! XANDER REALLY IS GOING TO HAVE TO BREAK IT AND THAT’S WHY HE IS STRETCHING AS FAR AS HE CAN TO REACH THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: :skip: IT’S A TRIPLE THREAT, RIGHT? EVEN IF THIS DIABETES POSTER CHILD REACHES THE ROPES CAMERON DOESN’T HAVE TO BREAK!
Deadprez: :lupe:
Eve: BUT XANDER SURE CAN DO WHAT HE JUST DID AND USE THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING!
(Sure enough, Xander grabbed the ropes and was able to use his strength to pull himself forward and throw Cameron into the ropes.)
Gavin Kirkland: SPEAR!!!!!
Eve: FUCK! DEDEDE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE SPEAR TO CAMERON AS SHE WAS GETTING BACK UP! HE SPEARED HER RIGHT IN THE SPINE AND CRUSHES HER AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!!! DEDEDE JERKS HER OUT OF THE CORNER AND QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER! NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Deadprez: XANDER PULLS DEDEDE OUT OF THE RING RIGHT BEFORE THE REFEREE’S HAND CAN HIT THE MAT! THIS MATCH IS NOT OVER!!!
Eve: XANDER AND DEDEDE ON THE OUTSIDE NOW THROWING HANDS! A BRAWL HAS ERUPTED BETWEEN THESE TWO MEN AND IT’S XANDER PAYNE WHO IS GETTING THE BETTER OF THE EXCHANGE RIGHT NOW! REMEMBER, MR. DEDEDE HAS BEEN TORTURING XANDER’S FAMILY FOR THE LAST FEW WEEKS AND THIS IS EVERYTHING DEDEDE DESERVES AND MORE! XANDER WITH A HUGE UPPERCUT AND HE GRABS DEDEDE AND THROWS HIM INTO THE RINGPOST!!!
Gavin Kirkland: NO HE DOESN’T! THE CHAIRMAN GOT HIS FOOT UP! XANDER TRIES AGAIN, BUT DEDEDE NAILS HIM WITH A BACK ELBOW, WHIRLS AROUND, AND SLAMS XANDER TO THE GROUND WITH A LARIAT! DEDEDE WAITS FOR XANDER TO RISE AND HE GOES FOR ‘PAINFULLY EVER AFTER’!!! KASSIDY HEART’S CURB STOMP!!!!
Deadprez: XANDER ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY THOUGH! DEDEDE PUTS THE BRAKES ON BEFORE HE CRASHES INTO THE OPPOSITE RING POST! HE TURNS AROUND BUT XANDER RUNS RIGHT AT HIM! XANDER TRYING TO BATTERY RAM DEDEDE, ONLY FOR DEDEDE TO GRAB HIM BY THE NECK AND SEND HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!! DEDEDE LOOKS TO CAPITALI-
Eve: TOPE CON HILO!!!! CAMERON ELLA AVA FLIES AND TAKES OUT MR. DEDEDE! CAMERON WITH PUNCHES TO THE CHAIRMAN! DEDEDE FLINGS HER OFF AND SCRAMBLES TO HIS FEET! CAMERON RUNS RIGHT AT HIM AND LEAPS IN THE AIR BUT DEDEDE CATCHES HER AND SLAMS HER RIGHT DOWN INTO THE GROUND!!!
Gavin Kirkland: MR. DEDEDE GRABS BOTH CAMERON AND XANDER AND THROWS THEM BACK INTO THE RING! BOTH ARE DOWN AND DEDEDE SLIPS INSIDE THE RING AND SLOWLY CIRCLES BOTH OF THEM :lupe:! I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT’S GOING THROUGH HIS MIND RIGHT NOW BUT HE’S LOOKING AT KASSIDY.
(DEDEDE and Kassidy don’t really need words to communicate. The National Elite Champion drops to the ground, digs under the ring, and produces a pair of handcuffs. She tosses them to DEDEDE and he quickly handcuffs Cameron and Xander together.)
Deadprez: Well this just took a turn for the worst…
(DEDEDE goes to the corner and takes a seat on the top turnbuckle, waiting for Cameron and Xander to stir.)
Eve: It’s Xander who is the first to sit up and he is just now noticing that he is attached to the Answers World Champion.
(Xander’s eyes go wide and a string of swear words erupt from his lips. Cameron is sitting up now too and she looks down in horror at her wrist handcuffed to Xander’s.)
Gavin Kirkland: Mr. DEDEDE is sitting in the corner laughing his ass off as Cameron and Xander start fighting to get the cuffs off! This is not what either of them ever pictured for this match, and the last thing they both want is to see DEDEDE get the last laugh :lupe:
Deadprez: Xander is screaming at Cameron as if this was somehow her fault and as he gets back to his feet, he drags Cameron up too. Xander is still berating the Answers World Champion and Cameron hauls off and slaps him right across the face with her free hand! Xander’s face flushes with anger and he throws a forearm!
Eve: BLOCKED! CAMERON BLOCKS THE SHOT AND THROWS ANOTHER SLAP AT XANDER! XANDER TRIES TO FIGHT BACK WITH A FOREARM, BUT SHE BLOCKS IT AGAIN! ANOTHER SLAP! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! CAMERON IS SLAPPING THE SHIT OUT OF XANDER PAYNE WHILE MR. DEDEDE WATCHES ON FROM THE CORNER! CAMERON KICKS XANDER IN THE STOMACH AND DRIVES HER KNEE INTO HIS FACE OUT OF SHEER ANGER! XANDER STUMBLES, BUT HE DOESN’T FALL, AND HE RESPONDS BY CRACKING HIS FOREHEAD AGAINST CAMERON’S!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: THAT HEADBUTT KNOCKS THE CHAMP ALL THE WAY BACK INTO THE ROPES AND XANDER BEGINS CHOKING HER! CAMERON SCRATCHES AND CLAWS AT XANDER TO GET HIM AWAY FROM HER, BUT HE PRESSES HER THROAT AGAINST THE BOTTOM ROPE AND JAMS HIS KNEE INTO HER SPINE!
Deadprez: DEDEDE SEEMS CONTENT TO LET THIS THING PLAY OUT AND XANDER FINALLY PULLS CAMERON AWAY FROM THE ROPES! HE DRAGS HER TOWARDS THE CORNER AND SLAMS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! CAMERON SLUMPS DOWN INTO A SITTING POSITION AND XANDER STOMPS ON HER A FEW TIMES. NOW HE TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING AND HE STARTS TO UNLACE IT. XANDER PULLS THE PADDING OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND STARTS TO WORK ON THE SECO-
Eve: LOW BLOW FROM CAMERON! CAMERON GOT XANDER WITH A DESPERATION LOW BLOW! XANDER FALLS TO THE GROUND AND CURLS INTO THE FETAL POSITION AND LIKE A RABID DOG CAMERON BEGINS TO THROW CLOSED FISTED SHOTS AT THE SIDE OF XANDER’S HEAD! SHE STRIKES HIM OVER AND OVER AND IS CONNECTING WITH HIS EAR! THE MAN HAS GOT TO HAVE A BUSTED EARDRUM AT THIS POINT BECAUSE I THINK I SEE BLOOD STARTING TO TRICKLE OUT OF HIS EAR! CAMERON IS LETTING GO OF ALL HER EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW AS SHE BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF XANDER PAYNE! I BET NEXT TIME HE WILL THINK TWICE BEFORE BEFORE UTTERING SOME KIND OF SEXIST REMARK TO THIS INCREDIBLE FEMALE ATHLETE!
Gavin Kirkland: HE PROBABLY WON’T BUT CAMERON FINALLY STOPS BEATING HIM AND TURNS HER ATTENTION TO THE TURNBUCKLE! SHE QUICKLY FINISHES WHAT XANDER STARTED AND GOES TO UNTIE THE LAST ONE! SHE PULLS THE PADDING OFF AND NOW SHE’S GRABBING XANDER BY THE HAIR! CAMERON GOES TO SLAM XANDER’S FACE INTO THE EXPOSED STEEL BUT HE GETS HIS ARMS UP! XANDER KEEPS HIMSELF FROM GETTING BUSTED WIDE OPEN AGAIN AND THAT JUST SEEMS TO PISS CAMERON OFF EVEN MORE! SHE PULLS XANDER UP AS SHE GETS TO HER FEET AND DRAGS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER! CAMERON GRABS XANDER BY THE WRIST AND LOOKS TO THROW HIM INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE, BUT XANDER PLANTS HIS FEET! HE HITS CAMERON WITH A STIFF SHOT TO THE JAW, REVERSES THE WRISTLOCK AND THROWS HER INTO THE CORNER INSTEAD!
Eve: BUT SHE GOT HER FOOT UP! CAMERON NAILS XANDER WITH A BACK ELBOW, CLIMBS UP THE TURNBUCKLES, AND NOW SHE IS CAREFULLY BALANCING HERSELF ON THE ROPES! CAMERON USING THE ROPES TO WALK AS SHE DRAGS XANDER WITH HER! CAMERON CLOSES IN ON MR. DEDEDE AND SHE USES THE ROPES AS A SPRINGBOARD!
Deadprez: SPRINGBOARD VERSION OF GODDESS’ TOUCH CONNECTS WITH MR. DEDEDE AND SENDS HIM FLYING OFF THE TOP! HE CRASHES TO THE GROUND BUT HE SEEMS MORE ANGRY THAN HURT! CAMERON CAUGHT HIM OFF GUARD WITH HER GUTSY MOVE, KNOWING DAMN WELL THAT XANDER COULD HAVE PULLED HER DOWN AT ANY MOMENT!
Gavin Kirkland: XANDER HAS TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF CAMERON’S HIGH RISK MOVE THOUGH! HE’S GOT HER BY THE HAIR AND HE RUNS THEM TOWARDS THE EXPOSED THE TURNBUCKLES! XANDER SLAMS CAMERON BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER AND HITS HER WITH A BRUTAL LARIAT THAT NO DOUBT JUST KNOCKED THE WIND OUT OF HER. XANDER GRABS CAMERON BY THE EARS AND BASHES THE BACK OF HER HEAD AGAINST THE EXPOSED STEEL! HE DOES IT AGAIN AND REACHES AROUND, MAKING SURE THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN!
(Xander looks at his blood stained hand and grins.)
Eve: XANDER JUST SLAPPED CAMERON ACROSS THE FACE WITH HIS BLOODY HAND AND HE IS PULLING HER UP! XANDER DRAGS CAMERON TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND I THINK HE’S GOING TO TRY AND HIT HER WITH ‘LAST SEDATION’! XANDER HOISTS THE CHAMP IN THE AIR IN THE POWERBOMB POSITION BUT CAMERON FIGHTS BACK WITH PUNCHES TO XANDER’S HEAD! CAMERON ELLA AVA IS NOT GOING TO GIVE UP THIS EASILY! SHE SAID THAT THESE TWO MEN WOULD HAVE TO DESTROY EVERYTHING THAT MAKES HER WHO SHE IS IF THEY WANTED TO WIN THIS MATCH! CAMERON FORCES XANDER TO SET HER BACK DOWN AND THEY START EXCHANGING PUNCHES ONCE AGAIN!!!! CAMERON! XANDER! CAMERON! XANDER! CAMERON! THESE TWO ARE SLUGGING IT OUT WITH THEIR FREE HANDS AND NOW MR. DEDEDE IS BACK INTO THE RING!!!!!
Deadprez: LIKE A RAGING BULL, MR. DEDEDE CHARGES AT CAMERON AND XANDER, LOOKING TO HIT A DOUBLE SPEAR!!!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CAMERON AND XANDER WORK IN TANDEM TO LEAP OVER DEDEDE AND HE SLAMS INTO THE EXPOSED THE TURNBUCKLES!!!!!
(The camera cuts to a shot of Kassidy, who looks horrified at what just transpired. DEDEDE slammed shoulder first into the exposed turnbuckle and he’s gripping his shoulder in agony at the moment.)
Eve: CAMERON TRIES TO RUN TOWARDS DEDEDE TO CAPITALIZE ON WHAT COULD BE AN INJURY, BUT XANDER TUGS THE HANDCUFFS! CAMERON TRIES TO DRAG HIM WITH HER, BUT XANDER GRABS HER AND TRIES FOR ‘PAROXYSM’! CAM PUSHES HIM AWAY BEFORE HE CAN HIT HIS VERSION OF THE STUNNER! CAM HITS XANDER WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW AND FOLLOWS IT UP BY KICKING XANDER’S LEGS AND KNOCKING HIM TO THE GROUND! CAMERON GRABS XANDER’S WRISTS AND JERKS HIM UP… STARDUST BREAKER CATCHES XANDER IN THE JAW!
(Cameron maintains control of Xander’s wrists but takes a moment to look at the Pain for Pride sign that is positioned directly across from her. To headline Pain for Pride as the Answers World Champion would be the icing on the cake for what’s already been an incredible career for Cameron Ella Ava. All she has to do is put Xander Payne away and likely face one more challenge coming up at Odyssey, and that headlining match she’s been waiting for will be hers. It’s an overwhelming moment for Cameron, and as the tears fill her eyes knowing she is so close, she looks down at Xander.)
Deadprez: A SECOND STARDUST BREAKER TO XANDER PAYNE AND CAMERON ISN’T TAKING ANY CHANCES! I THINK SHE’S GOING FOR STARDUST FOREVER!!!
(Despite being only half-conscious, a defiant Xander Payne raises his middle finger in the air and spits at Cameron.)
Xander Payne (Off Mic): Bitch.
Cameron Ella Ava (Off Mic): You’re goddamn right.
Gavin Kirkland: STARDUST FOREVER! XANDER IS OUT! XANDER IS OUT! XANDER IS OUT! SOMEONE RI-
(The sound of flames igniting can be heard and what happens next is something no one will ever forget.)
(Eve can be heard letting out a scream of terror, one of those sounds that will haunt you at night.)
(The person behind the camera is so startled that the expensive piece of equipment he is using is dropped on the ground with a thud.)
(Gavin Kirkland sucks in a breath, tries to talk, but can’t find the words to say.)
(Deadprez, a man who has seen a lot of things during his tenure with the company, drops his headset and gets to his feet.)
(The camera cuts to the ring where Cameron Ella Ava lays in a pile of nails, glass shards, and thumbtacks. Her eyes are closed and she’s bleeding even more than she was previously thanks to all the lacerations on her face. She looks like a car crash victim. She’s been burned, because standing over her body, holding a flaming Equalizer is Mr. DEDEDE.)
(Mr. DEDEDE lets The Equalizer drop to the ground, which smothers the remaining flames and puts it out. DEDEDE looks down at the lifeless body of Cameron Ella Ava, the same person who is attached to the unconscious Xander Payne, and he places his foot on top of Cameron’s chest. His cold, cruel eyes narrow at the referee and he snaps his fingers, pointing at the mat.)
Mr. DEDEDE (Off Mic): Count.
(At first, the referee is too shocked to move, but all it takes is a second look for DEDEDE to get him to drop down and do his job.)
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(Gina Romano doesn’t even want to announce Mr. DEDEDE’s name. Luckily for her, she doesn’t have too. Kassidy Heart snatches the microphone from her, grabs the Answers World Championship, and slips into the ring. She looks at DEDEDE with nothing but lust and pride and raises the microphone to her lips.)
Kassidy Heart: AND HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND THE NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… MR. DEDEDE!!!!
(“Let It Go” by A$AP Ferg begins to blast across the PA system. Kassidy tosses the microphone down and smiles sweetly up at her husband. She presents him with the Answers World Championship and that trademark arrogant smile finally spreads across DEDEDE’s face. He grabs Kassidy by the waist and pulls her close, and the two share a kiss over the fallen bodies of Mr. DEDEDE’s enemies.)
(After a moment, the two pull apart and DEDEDE takes Kassidy’s hand. Paramedics have arrived on the scene and are sliding into the ring to tend to Cameron, while the referee is using bolt cutters to snap the handcuffs and free Cameron and Xander. Xander is being helped up, groggy, but likely fine.)
(DEDEDE and Kassidy stop before they exit the ring, and DEDEDE looks at Xander. He then looks over at Cameron who is having her neck put in a brace and her pulse checked. A smile touches his lips, and he turns to his wife.)
Mr. DEDEDE (Off Mic): That’s why I always say, he who laughs last, laughs best.
(The couple leave, but the scene lingers on the carnage inside of the ring. It’s a horrific sight seeing Cameron Ella Ava being put on a stretcher in a neck brace.)
(Grand Rampage fades to break.)
(Grand Rampage returns from break and cuts to the broadcast booth. Dynasty’s Stew-O, Voltage’s James Peters, and Showdown’s Eve are getting ready to call the main event. Stew-O and James give Eve a concerned look and in return she flashes them a tight smile.)
Stew-O: Are you alright? After what we witnessed awhile ago…
Eve: I’m a professional and I have a job to do.
James Peters: Are you sure?
Eve: I’m sure. The best thing we can do now is just have the show go on.
(The camera then pans away from the broadcast booth as it pans over to Bella Braxton standing in the middle of the ring. She has a bright smile on her face as she begins to speak)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a… FORTY MAN OVER THE TOP ROPE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH!!!!!!!!!!
(Bella takes a pause for a moment where the crowd would’ve been able to cheer as she begins to speak once more)
Bella Braxton: The rules are as follows… two participants will be in the ring to start the match with the objective being to throw each participant over the top rope in order for them to be eliminated! After every 2 minutes, a new participant will enter the match, the ring must not be able to exceed 10 people or the next entrant will not be able to come out. *cough* social distancing *cough*. The last remaining participant in the ring will be declared the winner of the GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH AND WILL ADVANCE TO THE MAIN EVENT MATCH AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!
(The camera pans over to the Pain For Pride sign hanging from the top of the arena before Bella speaks again)
Bella Braxton: The entrant that “drew” number one in the Grand Rampage match…
(‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ (Alternate Reality Mix) By Nirvana blasts through the speakers as Cage makes his way out to the stage. He has a face of determination as he instantly makes his way down the ramp with intensity in his every step, he’s not here to play any games. He’s all no-nonsense and it’s been made very clear throughout the weeks leading up to the Grand Rampage match itself)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Edmonton, Alberta Canada… weighing in at 230 pounds… THIS… IS… CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes the number one entrant, Cage! Chris Elite made this man the number one entrant using the Gawd Contract, but that’s not all! If Cage is thrown out through either the middle or bottom rope, it will still count as an elimination! Cage has to be extra careful, but if I’m being honest, I don’t think Cage is the type to be cautious.
James Peters: Cage may be at a severe disadvantage, but even without the crowd here I think we all know this man is a fan favorite. Honestly, if there’s anyone I could see overcoming the odds in such an impossible challenge, it’s this man. Cage thrives off of being put in dangerous situations, and there’s nothing more dangerous than being forced to outlast 39 other men without being taken out of the ring at all.
Eve: If Cage wants to win this match he’s gonna have to give this his all. Last year he was the thirtieth entrant in the Grand Rampage and he came up short. This year he’s the first entrant with a Grand Rampage with 40 people, and he has added on stipulations. Honestly, I don’t know about you guys but I don’t really like Cage’s chances here. Cage is a Hall of Famer for great reason, but something like this just doesn’t seem possible no matter how I think about it.
(Cage enters the ring and circles around for a moment but quickly pushes himself up against his corner with a stern face as he does so watching the entrance ramp knowing obviously who the next entrant will be who is coming out to the ring to join him at the start of the Grand Rampage match as ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’ (Alternate Reality Mix) fades out)
Bella Braxton: And now, for the participant that “drew” number two in the Grand Rampage match….
(‘Three Ain’t Enough’ by Jim Johnson then plays up as it’s clear who it’s going to be as Ringmaster makes his way out to the stage. He stands square on the stage as he has a straight face as he does so. He knows what he has to do to win this match and he is determined to do so no matter the circumstance he might be in in order to do so)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… from Salisbury, Maryland… weighing in at 321 pounds… THE RINGMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes entrant number two, the Ringmaster! As surprising as it may sound, Ringmaster actually wanted this challenge! For some reason, he volunteered to start off this Grand Rampage, and honestly, I don’t know if I should call him brave, or stupid for that. Ringmaster clearly has a lot of heart, but saying it won’t be easy winning a match like this from the first few entrants is a massive understatement.
James Peters: Well we’ve also gotta consider the fact that this is Ringmaster’s first Grand Rampage. First impressions can go a long way here, and just imagine how big it’d be if the Ringmaster could have a good performance tonight. There’s a ton of top-class Elitists competing tonight, and one of those Elitists are about to share the ring with the Ringmaster right now.
(The Ringmaster enters the ring and walks forward up to Cage. Cage seems unphased by the intimidation tactic The Ringmaster is trying to put out there as Cage instantly tries to shoo him away. Ringmaster goes to the center of the ring and raises both arms in the air before heading to his corner and instantly beginning to warm up as ‘Three Ain’t Enough’ fades out)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as officially the GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH is underway! There may not be a crowd here, but I can only imagine how electric they’d be for a match like this. Only once before has there been a 40 man Grand Rampage, and this year things look like they could be more chaotic than ever. Cage and the Ringmaster now are circling the ring, and I’m sure these two would want to take each other out as fast as possible! The more the ring fills up, the smaller your chances of winning become, especially for Cage. Both men are slowly approaching each other now-
James Peters: AND RINGMASTER TRIED STRIKING FIRST WITH A LARIAT, BUT CAGE DUCKED IT! JUST LIKE THAT THIS MATCH HAS KICKED OFF, AND CAGE IS GOING RIGHT AFTER RINGMASTER! I’m sure this man has a lot of pent up frustration in him after all that’s happened the past few months, and now he’s taking it out on the number two entrant! Cage throwing Ringmaster into the corner before running in, AND CAGE HITS A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH! Cage now quickly backing into the opposite corner before charging in once again, AND-
Eve: RINGMASTER STOPS CAGE IN HIS TRACKS WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! Ringmaster grabbing Cage, AND HE ATTEMPTS TO SEND HIM OUT OF THE RING BUT CAGE HANGS ONTO THE ROPES BEFORE DELIVERING A BACK ELBOW! It’s gonna take a lot more than that if you want to eliminate someone as experienced as Cage, but it never hurts to try I suppose. Anyways, Ringmaster stumbling backward as he quickly begins to run forward at Cage who has just let go of the ropes, CAGE TRYING TO LIFT RINGMASTER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND GO FOR THE EARLY ELIMINATION!
Stew-O: BUT RINGMASTER HOLDS ON AND CONNECTS WITH A ELBOW BEFORE CAGE CAN SUCCEED! Ringmaster now lifting Cage up, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S SETTING UP FOR THE BIG ENDING, BUT CAGE MANAGES TO FIGHT HIS WAY OUT OF IT! CAGE GRABBING RINGMASTER FROM BEHIND, MURDER DEATH- NO! CAGE PULLED RINGMASTER IN, BUT IT’S THE RINGMASTER THAT LAYS CAGE OUT WITH A LARIAT! RINGMASTER GRABBING CAGE ONCE AGAIN, AND HE THROWS HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, THAT’S STILL AN ELIMINATION!
James Peters: NO! CAGE STAYS ON THE APRON! RINGMASTER APPROACHES CAGE TO TRY AND TAKE HIM OUT, BUT CAGE DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO RINGMASTER’S MIDSECTION!! Cage now climbing up to the top rope, and this is an incredibly high risk, BUT IT PAYS OFF AS HE DROPS RINGMASTER WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE! Ringmaster using the ropes to climb back to his feet, BUT NOW CAGE RUNS THE ROPES! CAGE SENDING RING- NO! RINGMASTER CONNECTS WITH A HUGE FOREARM STRIKE, STOPPING CAGE FROM SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! That forearm looked hard, BUT CAGE HITS RINGMASTER WITH A FOREARM OF HIS OWN! RINGMASTER NOW WITH A SECOND FOREARM, AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE TRADING HANDS RIGHT NOW, GOING BACK AND FORTH BEFORE WE EVEN HIT THE THIRD ENTRANT!
Eve: CAGE! RINGMASTER! CAGE! RINGMASTER! CAGE WITH THE BLOW RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF RINGMASTER SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Cage shoving Ringmaster right to the ground, CAGE SENDING FURIOUS RIGHTS AND LEFTS RIGHT TO HIS HEAD! RINGMASTER FINALLY SHOVING AWAY! Both Cage and Ringmaster are separated from one another as both them trying to roll away as their up to their feet as the numbers begin to dwindle down signaling the next entrant! WHO MAY IT BE?!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Cry Little Sister’ by Marilyn Manson then plays up as Kasey Kaos is making her way onto the stage. She has a smile on her face as she brings her arms back before quickly running to the ring and quickly rolling in joining the fight between Cage and Ringmaster with such enthusiasm)
Stew-O: And the person who drew the third entrant from Dynasty, KASEY KAOS! Miss Mayhem has been on a tear of Dynasty so far and let’s see if that carries over to the Grand Rampage match where I’m sure she’s going to make her presence known at the moment!
James Peters: KASEY GOING RIGHT IN AND GOING RIGHT AFTER CAGE! KASEY WITH A RUNNING CROSSBODY SENDING CAGE TO THE GROUND! Cage quickly pushing away as Ringmaster is joining the fray, HE’S SENDING PUNCHES RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD AS IT’S FINALLY STUNNING HER AND BRINGING HER AWAY FROM CAGE! Ringmaster grabbing Cage quickly as he heaves her up in the air! SLEEPER SUPLEX BY RINGMASTER SENDING CAGE RIGHT TO THE GROUND!
Eve: Ringmaster bringing himself up to a knee, BUT NOT BEFORE CAGE RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS A RUNNING KNEE AIMED RIGHT FOR THE HEAD OF RINGMASTER! Ringmaster is absolutely stunned but it’s a miracle he’s managed to keep himself up to a knee! Cage taking the opportunity as he’s grabbing Ringmaster by the head and dragging him to the ropes! RINGMASTER TRYING TO THROW A PUNCH, BUT CAGE BLOCKS IT AND THROWS ONE OF HIS OWN TO RINGMASTER’S HEAD! Ringmaster stunned as Cage runs to the ropes and back taking the opportunity, BUT KASEY RUNNING AT CAGE WITH A SLINGBLADE BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING TO RINGMASTER!
Stew-O: Kasey turning his attention to Ringmaster, KASEY RUNNING FORWARD AND ATTEMPTING A CLOTHESLINE TO SEND HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! BUT IT’S TOO LATE AS RINGMASTER OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A CHARGING BIG BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE OF KASEY SLAMMING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Kasey grabbing her head in pain as Ringmaster is walking over and diverting his attention over to Cage. Ringmaster bringing Cage up to a knee, BUT CAGE IS FIGHTING BACK TRYING TO PUNCH RINGMASTER IN THE GUT TO PUSH HIM BACK! But Ringmaster not having any of it, RINGMASTER WITH A KICK RIGHT TO HIS NOSE SENDING CAGE CRUMBLING BACK TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Ringmaster is in control of this Grand Rampage at the moment, and this is exactly why he wanted such an early entrant. It looks like he knew he’d be able to dominate this match just like he’s doing now. Cage is down, holding his face after that nasty boot, and now Ringmaster is approaching Kasey Kaos, the third entrant in this match. Ringmaster is moving like a man possessed at the moment, at this rate I don’t think he can be stopped! Ringmaster grabbing Kasey, AND TOSSES HER RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE! KASEY IS GONE, JUST LIKE THAT!
Eve: NO SHE’S NOT! KASEY WAS ABLE TO GRAB ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND BECAUSE OF THAT SHE WAS ABLE TO LAND ON THE APRON! RINGMASTER CHARGES IN- BUT HE IS MET WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE! KASEY RE-ENTERS THE RING, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY LEAPS ONTO RINGMASTER WITH A THESZ PRESS, BEFORE FOLLOWING UP WITH COUNTLESS MOUNTED PUNCHES! RINGMASTER HERE IS SEEMINGLY DEFENSELESS, AND NOW KASEY IS STOMPING A HOLE IN THE MAN! Kasey is seemingly trying to wear down the Ringmaster, and currently it looks like it’s working! Kasey sees the Ringmaster slowly starting to get up, and now she runs the ropes-
Stew-O: BUT CAGE IS BACK IN IT! CAGE JUST TURNED KASEY INSIDE OUT WITH THAT CLOTHESLINE! RINGMASTER IS BACK UP AND HE GRABBED CAGE FROM BEHIND TO ATTEMPT A GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT CAGE HITS A BACK ELBOW! CAGE NOW THROWING A RIGHT HAND, BUT RINGMASTER DUCKS IT BEFORE DELIVERING A FOREARM! CAGE FALLING INTO THE ROPES, AND THIS MAY BE BAD- WAIT NO! ROPE HUNG LUNATIC LARIAT BY CAGE! CAGE JUST GRABBED THE ROPES AND PULLED HIMSELF BACK INTO THIS, BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE LARIAT, TAKING DOWN THE RINGMASTER! Ringmaster is using the ropes to try and get back up, but Cage now runs the ropes, BEFORE DELIVERING A DROPKICK, SENDING THE RINGMASTER THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!
James Peters: Remember everyone, that doesn’t count as an elimination. The only person that can be eliminated by going out through the middle or bottom rope is Cage. Kasey is getting back to her feet, and now her and Cage are going right at it! These are two of the more violent competitors we have in this match, so seeing these two square off surely is going to be interesting! Cage irish whipping Kasey into the corner before charging in- BUT KASEY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE CAGE COULD DELIVER A RUNNING SHOULDER THRUST, CAUSING HIM TO HE SENT SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! KASEY NOW GRABBING CAGE’S LEGS, AND SHE SENDS HIM OUT OF THE RING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! THAT’S IT FOR CAGE!
Eve: NO! ONCE AGAIN CAGE MANAGES TO JUST BARELY HANG ONTO THE ROPES! CAGE GETTING UP ON THE APRON NOW, AND HE HITS KASEY WITH A HUGE PUNCH TO THE JAW! CAGE ATTEMPTING TO GO UP TOP LIKE HE DID BEFORE, BUT LOOK! RINGMASTER FROM OUTSIDE, HE JUST PULLED CAGE INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! RINGMASTER ISN’T OUT, BUT IF HE DELIVERS THIS POWERBOMB, CAGE WILL BE! WHAT AN ELIMINATION THIS WOULD BE IF RINGMASTER COULD GO THROUGH WITH IT! CAGE TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT, BUT I DON’T THINK HE CAN! RINGMASTER WITH THE POWERBOMB!
Stew-O: WAIT, ARE YOU KIDDING ME, HOW IS HE STILL SURVIVING!? CAGE MANAGED TO GRAB THE ROPES BEFORE RINGMASTER COULD HIT THE POWERBOMB, AND CAGE NOW PULLS HIMSELF ONTO THE APRON BEFORE KICKING RINGMASTER AWAY! KASEY NOW CHARGING IN, TRYING TO KNOCK CAGE OFF THE APRON, BUT CAGE HITS A HUGE BACK ELBOW BEFORE QUICKLY GETTING BACK INTO THE RING! Ringmaster re-entering the ring now, but he has no time to recover as Cage runs right at him, CAGE WITH MULTIPLE BACKHANDS! CAGE WITH BRUTAL BACKHAND SLAPS SENDING RINGMASTER BACKWARDS! CAGE WITH A DISCUS LARIAT RIGHT TO RINGMASTER! DIAMOND SAINT SPECIAL CONNECTS!
James Peters: CAGE CONNECTS AS HE GRABS RINGMASTER! BUT KASEY WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK OUT OF NOWHERE! CAGE LETS GO OF RINGMASTER AS HE’S SENT RIGHT INTO THE CORNER! Kasey stumbling backward as she runs forward at Cage! KASEY WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT- BUT CAGE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN! KASEY SLAMMING RIGHT INTO THE CORNER! Kasey turning around as Cage is preying on his feist, MERCY RULE! NO! KASEY MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF THE ELEVATED BUTTERFLY DDT!
Eve: Cage trying to grab Kasey as she slips away just in the nick of time! RIGHT BEHIND HIM, THOUGH AS RINGMASTER IS UP TO HIS FEET! RINGMASTER WITH A BIG POWER CLOTHESLINE TAKING CAGE DOWN! Ringmaster up to his feet now as Kasey turns his attention to him! KASEY WITH A RUNNING KNEE RIGHT TO HIS GUT! RINGMASTER GETTING THE AIR KNOCKED OUT OF HIM AS HE FALLS DOWN TO ONE KNEE! Kasey grabbing Ringmaster as she brings him up to his feet. KASEY WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER! WAIT! RINGMASTER BEFORE SHE CAN EXECUTE IT! RINGMASTER REVERSES AND TOSSES KASEY ACROSS THE RING!
Stew-O: Kasey tumbling back as Ringmaster is taking his time with both of them slowly ripping them apart! Cage up to his feet just barely as Ringmaster notices him running towards him, CAGE WITH A CLOTHESLINE TRYING TO SEND HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE- BUT RINGMASTER DROPPING HIS WEIGHT AS CAGE BARELY ELEVATES HIM OFF THE GROUND! RINGMASTER CLOCKING CAGE RIGHT ON THE HEAD AS CAGE IS FORCED TO LET GO AND MOVE BACK! Cage quickly running though as Ringmaster doesn’t realize, CAGE WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER SWINGING A PUNCH! BUT CAGE! HOLY CRAP! WHAT STRENGTH AS CAGE CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
James Peters: It takes a whole lot of strength to pull off something like that! Surprisingly nobody has been eliminated yet, but if you’re Cage, that just means the chances of this match are growing slimmer and slimmer. Ringmaster is using the corner to try and get to his feet- but Cage immediately goes on the offense as he begins stomping away at the number two entrant! Ringmaster is down and defenseless- BUT KASEY FROM BEHIND TRIES TO DUMP CAGE OUT OF THE RING! CAGE IS HOLDING ONTO THE ROPES, AND HE DELIVERS REPEATED ELBOWS TO KASEY! BOTH KASEY AND THE RINGMASTER MUST KNOW HOW BIG IT’D BE TO ELIMINATE CAGE, ESPECIALLY WITH HIS TACKED ON STIPULATIONS, AND THEY’RE DOING WHATEVER THEY CAN TO TAKE THIS MAN OUT!
Eve: CAGE IS ABLE TO BREAK FREE OF KASEY, BUT NOW RINGMASTER LIFTS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE- WAIT NO! CAGE LANDS RIGHT ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND NOW HE IMMEDIATELY DIVES ONTO BOTH RINGMASTER AND KASEY WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!! CAGE IS PLAYING A VERY RISKY GAME HERE BUT IT SEEMS TO BE PAYING OFF JUST FINE, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S TIME FOR OUR FOURTH ENTRANT!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘I Love It Loud (Wolf Howl Intro)’ by Kiss hits as Shaker Jones makes his way out to the stage. He sees a great opportunity as all three Elitists already in the match are just barely stirring, and immediately begins running into the ring, howling as he usually does before quickly sliding into the ring and going after all three Elitists already entered.)
Stew-O: And the number four entrant is Shaker Jones! Member of the Bozo Victims Unit Shaker got a big win last week over Cameron Ella Ava, Mr. DEDEDE, and Xander Payne, let’s see if he can keep that momentum up and possibly win the Grand Rampage! The three competitors in the ring are up, SHAKER QUICKLY RUNNING TO THE RING-
James Peters: OH MY GOD! CAGE LEAPS FORWARD WITH FURIOUS ANGER SEEING A BVU MEMBER ENTER THE MATCHUP! SHAKER SLIDES IN THE RING AS CAGE GOES RIGHT FOR HIM! HE’S SENDING A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES TOWARDS HIM AS SHAKER SEEMS OVERWHELMED! SHAKER TRIES TO SWING! BUT CAGE DUCKS UNDER AS HE GRABS SHAKER! AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING! WHAT THE FUCK!
Bella Braxton: Shaker Jones has been eliminated.
Eve: AND WE HAVE A SHOCKING FIRST ELIMINATION COMING FROM CAGE! SHAKER JONES HAS BEEN ELIMINATED IN POSSIBLY RECORD TIME!
Stew-O: I dont want to be the one to count how long it was he was in this match but we’ll check back in on that when we happens to get the time. RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER IMMEDIATELY GRABS CAGE FROM BEHIND AND TRIES THROWING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT CAGE IS FIGHTING OUT OF HIS GRASP! CAGE IS ABLE TO STAY ON THE MAT, BUT RINGMASTER PICKS CAGE UP ALMOST EFFORTLESSLY, AND DRILLS HIM DOWN INTO THE MAT WITH A POWERSLAM! We’re now back down to the original three entrants in the ring, and at this rate I feel like these three could stay around for a good while.
James Peters: I wouldn’t be surprised at all. They’ve already done so much and yet they just can’t seem to take each other out of this match. Shaker Jones was the fourth entrant, and well, we just saw what happened to him. Kasey managing to get to her feet in the corner, AND NOW RINGMASTER CHARGES IN- JUST FOR KASEY TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! RINGMASTER IS IN THE CORNER NOW AND KASEY CHARGES IN, AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH! KASEY NOW RUNNING THE ROPES AS RINGMASTER STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER, AND SHE HITS A HUGE RUNNING DROPKICK, CAUSING RINGMASTER TO HAVE TO ROLL UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE ONTO THE APRON! KASEY NOW TURNING HER ATTENTION TO CAGE, AS SHE GRABS HIM AND SENDS HIM IN BETWEEN THE TURNBUCKLES INTO THE POST!
Eve: Kasey is back to her feet, and now Ringmaster is quickly up like nothing ever happened and runs the ropes, AND DELIVERS A MASSIVE RUNNING BOOT! Ringmaster has quickly taken the advantage, AND HE TOSSES KASEY OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT KASEY HANGS ONTO THE TOP ROPE WITH HER ARMS AND LEGS! RINGMASTER IS TRYING TO PUSH HER OFF, BUT KASEY IS RESISTING AS SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE ELIMINATED IN THIS MATCHUP! Cage grabbing a hold of the ropes as he leans back and quickly runs forward! CAGE SENDING A RUNNING KNEE RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF RINGMASTER TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND ALLOWING KASEY TO ENTER BACK INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: RINGMASTER IS USING THE ROPES TO TRY AND PULL HIMSELF UP, BUT CAGE DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO RINGMASTER’S MIDSECTION! BUT IT SEEMS LIKE RINGMASTER IS UNPHASED AS HE ELEVATES CAGE UP IN THE AIR, AND SLAMS HIM RIGHT TO THE GROUND WITH A THUD! KASEY JUMPING FORWARD AS SHE LEAPS BACK TO LIFE AND STARTS A ABSOLUTE BRAWL WITH RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER AND KASEY ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH TRADING FOREARMS, BUT WAIT! RINGMASTER GRABS KASEY BY THE ARM! SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE- NO! KASEY DUCKS IT BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE CHOP BLOCK! RINGMASTER IS DOWN ON ONE KNEE AND NOW KASEY RUNS THE ROPES! SLINGBLADE BY KASEY JUST AS RINGMASTER MANAGED TO GET BACK UP!
James Peters: Kasey right now is doing very well for herself, but she’s not finished just yet! Ringmaster is getting to a knee somehow, and it looks like Kasey is ready! Kasey running the ropes once again, AND THERE’S THE CHERRY BOMB! KASEY CONNECTS WITH A HUGE SHINING WIZARD TAKES RINGMASTER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Cage getting up to his feet, HE STARTS TO FOCUS HIS TARGET AS KASEY AND CAGE GO RIGHT AT IT! KASEY WITH BLOWS TO CAGE AS CAGE SENDS SOME BACK AS THIS IS ANOTHER ALL-OUT BACK AND FORTH THAT WE’RE SEEING! Ringmaster trying to join the fray, BUT CAGE TAKING HIS EYES OFF KASEY AS HE SENDS A BACK ELBOW RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! BUT WAIT!
Eve: KASEY JUST LOW BLOWED CAGE! BOTH CAGE AND RINGMASTER DROP TO THE MAT, AND KASEY JUST TOOK A HUGE OPPORTUNITY TO STRIKE! NOW THIS IS KASEY’S BIGGEST CHANCE TO MAKE A NAME FOR HERSELF IF SHE MANAGES TO ELIMINATE ONE OF THE TWO POSSIBLY BIGGEST THREATS IN THIS MATCHUP THIS EARLY ON! KASEY GRABBING CAGE AND BARELY LIFTING HIM OFF THE GROUND, BEFORE THROWING HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE!
Stew-O: CAGE LATCHES ONTO THE ROPES THOUGH! CAGE IS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE WITH HIS ARMS, AND HE HAS HIS LEGS WRAPPED AROUND THE MIDDLE ROPE NOW! KASEY NOW IS JUST STOMPING AWAY AT CAGE’S FACE, TRYING TO WEAKEN HIS GRASP ON THE ROPE, BUT I DON’T KNOW HOW SUCCESSFUL SHE CAN REALLY BE HERE! IT LOOKS LIKE CAGE HAS SUCCESSFULLY MANAGED TO STAY IN THE RING, BUT NOW LOOK! KASEY NOW GRABS RINGMASTER, AND SHE SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!
James Peters: NO SHE DOESN’T! SHE COULDN’T GET HIM ALL THE WAY OVER, RINGMASTER MANAGES TO FIGHT OUT OF KASEY’S GRASP! RINGMASTER NOW WITH A RIGHT HAND! AND ANOTHER! AND ONE MORE! RINGMASTER NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, BUT KASEY HITS RINGMASTER WITH A FOREARM! RINGMASTER RESPONDS WITH ONE IN RETURN, BUT KASEY SHRUGS IT OFF BEFORE DELIVERING YET ANOTHER ONE! KASEY NOW IRISH WHIPPING RINGMASTER INTO THE ROPES, AND THERE’S ANOTHER SLINGBLADE! RINGMASTER IS IN TROUBLE ONCE AGAIN, AND HE COULD BE AT SERIOUS RISK OF AN ELIMINATION AT THIS RATE! RINGMASTER NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING FAST, OR HE’S GOING TO END UP BEING THE FIRST MAN OUT OF THIS MATCH!
Eve: KASEY BRINGING RINGMASTER UP! BUT OUT OF NOWHERE RINGMASTER WITH HIS LAST BREATH JUST GRABBED KASEY AND LAUNCHED HER ACROSS THE RING! CLEARLY RINGMASTER DIDN’T TAKE TOO KINDLY TO THAT SHINING WIZARD HE RECEIVED EARLIER OR IN FACT ANY OF THE BEATING THAT HE JUST HAD TO WITHSTAND, AND NOW HE’S PICKING KASEY UP! BIG ENDIN- NO! KASEY MANAGES TO SLIP BEHIND RINGMASTER AND PUSH HIM AWAY, RIGHT INTO A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE BY CAGE! GREAT TEAMWORK BY CAGE AND KASEY BEING DISPLAYED, BUT THAT ALLIANCE DOESN’T LAST TOO LONG AS KASEY NOW ATTEMPTS TO GO AFTER CAGE! KASEY WENT FOR A RIGHT HAND, BUT CAGE MANAGED TO CATCH HER ARM BEFORE DELIVERING A SERIES OF STRIKES OF HIS OWN!
Stew-O: KASEY JUST INTERRUPTED CAGE’S GROWING WAVE OF MOMENTUM WITH A HUGE KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW SHE HOPS UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE BEFORE CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP! KASEY DIVING OFF- RIGHT INTO A DIAMOND CUTTER! CAGE JUST HIT KASEY WITH A DIAMOND CUTTER OUT OF MIDAIR, AND KASEY LOOKS OUT OF IT! CAGE LOOKS TO BE IN A GOOD POSITION- BUT RINGMASTER IS UP AFTER THE ASSAULT FROM KASEY AND CAGE AS HE CHARGES RIGHT TOWARDS HIM! LOOK OUT CAGE!
James Peters: CAGE DUCKS WHAT WOULD’VE BEEN A CLOTHESLINE BY RINGMASTER WHO IS QUICKLY RUNNING TOWARDS HIM AS CAGE MANAGES TO THROW HIM AND SEND HIM CRASHING INTO THE CORNER! LOOK AT KASEY THOUGH WHO HAS JOINED BACK IN AS KASEY QUICKLY SENDS CAGE TO THE ROPES OUT OF NOWHERE LOOKING TO THROW HIM OUT FOR THE ELIMINATION!
James Peters: NO! CAGE MANAGED TO STOP HIMSELF BY GRABBING THE ROPES JUST IN TIME BEFORE HITTING A NASTY BACK ELBOW! CAGE NOW GRABBING KASEY AND DRAGGING HER ALONG BEFORE SMASHING HER HEAD AGAINST THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, BEFORE GRABBING HER IN A FRONT FACELOCK AND DELIVERING A KNEECAP BRAINBUSTER! This match is way too dangerous for Cage to deliver the superplex that usually leads to this, but that brainbuster onto the knee is still just as deadly! Cage now picking Kasey up, AND HE TRIES DUMPING HER OUT OF THE RING BUT KASEY IS GRABBING ONTO THE ROPES, DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN IN ORDER TO STOP CAGE FROM THROWING HER OUT! WHILST THAT’S HAPPENING IT SEEMS OUR NEXT ENTRANT IS COMING OUT NOW! WHO WILL IT BE?!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Saturday Nights Alright (For Fighting)’ by Elton John plays up as Limmy Monaghan quickly comes out. He looks determined as he quickly makes a mad dash to the ring, not going to waste any time to make a dent into the atmosphere of this matchup)
Eve: And here comes the man who drew Entrant #5, Limmy Monaghan! From what I’ve seen Limmy has been doing pretty well for himself on Voltage, now he proceeds to Grand Rampage to fight the battle alone! LIMMY QUICKLY SLIDING IN THE RING! RINGMASTER IS UP FROM OUT OF THE APRON AS HE QUICKLY RUNS OVER TO LIMMY! BUT LIMMY DUCKS UNDER! LIMMY WITH A DROPKICK PUSHING RINGMASTER TO THE ROPES! Kasey finally managing to escape from Cage’s grasp as she sends a punch right to his nose! Cage stumbling backwards as look, Limmy is waiting for Cage, LIMMY CONNECTS WITH A ARMDRAG SENDING CAGE DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Kasey now running over, BUT LIMMY TAKES HER DOWN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! BUT IT’S RINGMASTER FROM BEHIND CLUBBING LIMMY SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Limmy getting stomped on from Ringmaster now as he attempts to retreat away and grab ahold of the ropes! LOOK AT CAGE! CAGE RUNNING FORWARD AT LIMMY AS RINGMASTER GETS OUT OF THE WAY! BASEBALL SLIDE BY CAGE! BUT LIMMY BARELY BOOSTS HIMSELF AWAY! CAGE BARELY MANAGES TO GRAB ON TO THE ROPES BEFORE HE SLIDES RIGHT OUT OF THE RING AS HE PUSHES HIMSELF FORWARD! BUT HE’S MET WITH A SNAP DDT BY KASEY KAOS!
James Peters: Cage quickly retreating away before anymore harm can be done as Ringmaster is continuing to go after Limmy. Ringmaster trying to grab him and pull him up, BUT LIMMY BOOSTS HIMSELF UNDER RINGMASTER AND SLIDES BENEATH HIS LEGS! OH! BUT HE’S MET WITH A HEADBUTT RIGHT TO THE HEAD BY KASEY KAOS WHICH SENDS HIM QUICKLY DOWN TO THE GROUND! Ringmaster quickly noticing as Kasey runs towards him, OH! RINGMASTER WITH A SLAP RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF KASEY TAKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Eve: BUT HERE COMES CAGE! CAGE BOOSTING HIMSELF UP AS HE FLIES AT RINGMASTER WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Ringmaster sent back as he’s pushed into the corner quickly. CAGE SLAMMING HIS ARM RIGHT INTO THE THROAT OF RINGMASTER MULTIPLE TIMES BUT RINGMASTER QUICKLY PUSHES AWAY! Cage rolls backwards but he’s quickly up to a knee as he gets up to his feet not noticing Ringmaster running towards him! RINGMASTER ABSOLUTELY MAULS DOWN CAGE!
Stew-O: Here comes Limmy once more as Ringmaster is just barely too late to notice him. LIMMY WITH AN ASSORTMENT OF PUNCHES AND ATTEMPTING TO STUN RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER WITH AN UPPERCUT RIGHT TO HIS JAW! BUT LIMMY WITH A STIFF LARIAT AS RINGMASTER CLOSES IN SENDING RINGMASTER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Limmy with all his strength bringing Ringmaster up before anything else can happen! BUT RINGMASTER GRABBING LIMMY BY THE NECK! LIMMY GETS THROWN OUT OF THE RING! HE’S OUT!
James Peters: NO HE’S NOT YOU DOOFUS! LIMMY IS HOLDING ON JUST BARELY BY THE TOP ROPE! Limmy trying to get a hold of the ropes as he stands on the apron as Ringmaster runs forward! LIMMY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE RAM! LIMMY WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF RINGMASTER! Limmy quickly hopping into the ring as he runs past Ringmaster to the ropes! BICYCLE KNEE! BUT RINGMASTER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS HE GRABS HIS LEGS! MY GAWD! LIMMY JUST FLIPPED 360 DEGREES IN THE AIR!
Eve: Kasey Kaos is back into the matchup as she quickly goes after Ringmaster as well! RINGMASTER GOES FOR A HUGE SWING BUT KASEY DUCKS UNDER AND CONNECTS WITH A STIFF FOREARM RIGHT TO HIS HEAD! Cage running at Kasey, BUT KASEY NOTICES AS KASEY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND THROWS CAGE RIGHT INTO THE CORNER WITH RINGMASTER! Kasey running right towards both of them! CAGE MANAGING TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY JUST BARELY AS KASEY’S KNEE MEETS THE GUT OF RINGMASTER!
Stew-O: Kasey quickly retreating out as she focuses on Cage! Cage sending an assortment of punches to Kasey as Kasey IS MET WITH SOME PUNCHES OF HIS OWN! Cage pushing Kasey into the ropes with punches as Kasey is pushed up against the ropes as Cage is looking for something! CAGE WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING KASEY OVER THE TOP ROPE! BUT KASEY DUCKS UNDER! ASK THE ANGELS! SPIN KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF CAGE’S FACE CONNECTS TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Cage quickly retreating away as Kasey is left onto her feet. Ringmaster pushing himself quickly out of the corner as he runs towards Kasey! RINGMASTER TRYING TO FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT KASEY DUCKS UNDER! BUT RINGMASTER CONNECTS WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTING ONTO KASEY BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE!
Eve: Kasey taken right down to the ground before anyone else as Ringmaster is up to his feet! LOOK AT LIMMY! RIGHT THERE ON THE TOP ROPE! HE LEAPS FORWARD! RINGMASTER MOVING OUT OF THE WAY AS LIMMY LEAPS! BUT LIMMY ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET QUICKLY! Ringmaster caught by surprise as he quickly runs at him, BUT LIMMY WITH A VICIOUS SUPERKICK AS RINGMASTER IS PUSHED INTO THE ROPES! LIMMY RUNNING AT RINGMASTER LOOKING FOR THE ELIMINATION!
Stew-O: BUT RINGMASTER MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS LIMMY CATCHES HIMSELF! Ringmaster running forth I think looking to return the favor to Limmy! BUT LIMMY DUCKS UNDER AND RUNS PAST HIM! BUT CAGE MEETING LIMMY WITH A KICK RIGHT TO HIS GUT! STUNNER! LIMMY FALLING RIGHT FLAT DOWN TO THE GROUND! And look at Cage now as he quickly gets up to his feet not willing to waste any time, CAGE GOING RIGHT FOR RINGMASTER AS BOTH OF THEM BEGIN TO TRADE PUNCHES WITH ABSOLUTE NO MERCY!
James Peters: Cage gaining the advantage as Ringmaster is beginning to be pushed into the corner once more! Cage just absolutely slamming fist right into the gut of Ringmaster as he seems completely defenseless when it comes down to it! LOOK! KASEY KAOS! KASEY RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE AS CAGE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! IT CONNECTS WITH RINGMASTER AS KASEY IS TURNT AROUND BY CAGE!
Eve: BITCHMAKER! CAGE WITH A BITCH SLAP RIGHT TO THE FACE OF KASEY! BUT KASEY IS STILL UP! KASEY UNPHASED AS CAGE GOES FOR ANOTHER BITCHSLAP! BUT KASEY BLOCKS IT! KASEY KICKING CAGE RIGHT INTO THE GUT SENDING HIM BACK! Limmy Monaghan is back as he runs towards Kasey! BUT KASEY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS LIMMY RAMS RIGHT INTO CAGE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Kasey going right for Limmy, BUT LIMMY WITH A QUICK BACKFIST RIGHT TO KASEY!
Stew-O: Kasey runs right at Ringmaster though as like nothing happened to her who is getting up to his feet! RINGMASTER LIFTING KASEY UP IN THE AIR! RINGMASTER TRYING TO TOSS KASEY OVER BUT KASEY HAS A GRIP ON THE ROPES! LIMMY TAKING ADVANTAGE! LIMMY RUNNING FORWARD SENDING A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF RINGMASTER! Kasey grabs the ropes and keeps a hold on managing to stay in the ring as Ringmaster is sent down to the knee. LIMMY GRABBING RINGMASTER BY THE HEAD AND SLAMMING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Limmy going right for Kasey! BUT KASEY RAMMING HER SHOULDER RIGHT INTO HIS GUT! Limmy is stunned as Kasey quickly enters the ring! BUT LIMMY WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF KASEY SENDING HER DOWN TO A KNEE!
James Peters: LIMMY GOING FOR A BICYCLE KNEE BUT KASEY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Meanwhile the first two entrants into the Grand Rampage, Cage and Ringmaster are trading blows quickly back and forth! Kasey quickly grabbing Limmy as he turns him around! KASEY THROWING LIMMY RIGHT INTO CAGE AND RINGMASTER TAKING THEM DOWN ALL DOWN TO THE GROUND! Kasey grabbing Cage and pulling him up to his feet as this does not seem to be a good place for Cage! KASEY THROWING CAGE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES! REMEMBER THAT COUNTS AS A ELIMINATION FOR CAGE!
Eve: BUT CAGE BARELY GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE AND HOLDS HIMSELF UPSIDE DOWN TRYING TO GAIN SOME LEVERAGE AND ROLL HIMSELF INTO THE RING! Meanwhile it seems that The Ringmaster has pulled himself up to his feet and turned Kasey around as he looks to attempt to eliminate her and swiftly get her out of the match! All while that seems to be going down in the ring it seems the clock to be dwindling down who’s looking to be the next entrant to enter the Grand Rampage match!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Gimme the Prize’ by Queen hits, and Mark Macias walks out to the stage with a confident look on his face. He smiles and points to the empty crowd as if there were people actually there, before turning his attention to the ring. He immediately notices Limmy Monaghan, and charges right into the ring in order to confront him.)
Stew-O: EAW newcomer Mark Macias is in as the 6th entrant into this match! Mark immediately gets in the ring, and he’s staring a hole right into his tag team partner Limmy Monaghan, and now it looks like they’re trash talking or something. OH WOW, MARK AND LIMMY NOW TRADING PUNCHES! THE OTHER THREE COMPETITORS BEGINNING TO TAKE TIME OUT TO RECOVER AS THEY TAKE NOTICE OF WHAT’S GOING ON IN THE RING, AS THE TWO NEWCOMERS SO FAR ARE LIGHTING EACH OTHER UP- huh?
James Peters: They’re not actually hitting each other, are they?
Eve: I’m so confused. Cage managed to make his way back into the ring, and Kasey just has a look of confusion, as does Ringmaster who managed to get back up. This is so stupid. What are they doing-
Stew-O: RINGMASTER WENT FOR A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE BUT BOTH MARK AND LIMMY DUCKED IT! BOTH MEN WORKING TOGETHER NOW AS THEY RUN THE ROPES, AND THERE’S A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! KASEY GOING AFTER MACIAS, BUT MACIAS HITS A DROP TOE HOLD! STANDING MOONSAULT BY LIMMY! IT LOOKS LIKE THINGS WENT ACCORDING TO PLAN FOR THESE TWO, AND NOW ALL THAT’S LEFT IS CAGE WHO WAS TAKING TIME TO TRY AND RECOVER! THAT WAS A RIDICULOUS STRATEGY, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT JUST WORK AS BOTH MEN GRAB CAGE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE AIMING TO GET A HUGE ELIMINATION AS THEY TAKE CAGE TO THE ROPES!
James Peters: CAGE MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF THEIR GRASP! KICK TO MARK’S MIDSECTION! MERCY RULE- NO! LIMMY IS TAKING THE FIGHT TO CAGE BEFORE HE COULD EVEN CONNECT WITH THE MOVE, AND NOW MARK IS JOINING IN ON WHAT HAS BECOME A TEAM BEAT DOWN ON CAGE! CAGE IS DOWN AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE JUST STOMPING ALL OVER HIM! BOTH MEN NOW ARE ALLOWING CAGE TO GET TO HIS KNEES, AND NOW THEY’RE DELIVERING THE MARK AND MONAGHAN KICKS! MARK KICKING CAGE IN THE CHEST, MEANWHILE LIMMY IS KICKING CAGE IN THE BACK! THESE TWO MAY NOT GET ALONG WELL, BUT THEY BOTH KNOW THAT THEIR ODDS OF WINNING THIS MATCH INCREASE WHEN THEY WORK AS A TEAM! BOTH MEN GOING FOR ONE LAST KICK ON BOTH SIDES OF CAGE’S HEAD-
Eve: BUT CAGE DROPS DOWN ONTO THE MAT BEFORE IT COULD CONNECT, CAUSING
BOTH MEN TO KICK EACH OTHER IN THE LEG! BOTH MEN GRABBING THEIR OWN LEGS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE TWO OF THEM ARE BEGINNING TO ARGUE WITH EACH OTHER! THIS TEAM IS STARTING TO DISSOLVE BEFORE OUR VERY EYES, AND LOOK WHO’S STARTING TO GET BACK UP! BOTH RINGMASTER AND KASEY HAVE MANAGED TO GET TO THEIR FEET, AND I THINK LIMMY AND MARK ARE BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND THE SCENE UNFOLDING IN FRONT OF THEM!
Stew-O: KASEY JUST PUMMELED MARK WITH A THESZ PRESS, MEANWHILE RINGMASTER LAID OUT LIMMY WITH A LARIAT! KASEY FOLLOWING UP HER ATTACK WITH REPEATED PUNCHES TO MARK’S FACE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THINGS DIDN’T GO HOW THESE TWO THOUGHT IT WOULD! RINGMASTER WITH A STRONG IRISH WHIP SENDING LIMMY INTO THE CORNER, AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A HUGE SPLASH! RINGMASTER NOW GRABBING LIMMY, AND WITH A HUGE BIEL THROW HE TOSSES HIM TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! RINGMASTER WITH YET ANOTHER GREAT DISPLAY OF HIS POWER, MEANWHILE IS LOOKS LIKE KASEY IS GOING FOR AN ELIMINATION AS SHE RUNS WITH MARK MACIAS TO THE ROPES!
James Peters: MACIAS SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! Once again, that wouldn’t be an elimination for anyone other than Cage, who’s unable to be thrown under any of the ropes. Mark has a grin on his face as he managed to avoid elimination, BUT NOW KASEY SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO MEET MARK OUTSIDE THE RING! MARK BEGINNING TO BACK AWAY, AND NOW HE JUST RUNS AROUND THE RING! KASEY IS CHASING MARK AROUND THE RING, WAIT A MINUTE!
Eve: LIMMY WITH A JUMPING KNEE OFF THE APRON TO KASEY! LIMMY WENT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE SO HE WOULDN’T BE ELIMINATED, WHAT ANOTHER GREAT STRATEGY BY THESE TWO! Limmy now tossing Kasey back into the ring before he and Mark follow behind- BUT AS SOON AS THEY GET INTO THE RING THEY’RE BLASTED WITH DOUBLE BIG BOOTS BY CAGE AND THE RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER NOW WITH AN IRISH WHIP TO LIMMY INTO THE ROPES, AND CAGE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A KNEE! THE TWO NOW PICKING MARK UP, AND THEY LAY HIM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX! The two now looking at the damage they’ve done to the new Voltage team- BUT WAIT! RINGMASTER THROWS CAGE OUT!
Stew-O: NO, CAGE TURNS IT AROUND, BUT RINGMASTER MANAGES TO STAY ON THE APRON! CAGE CHARGES TOWARDS HIM- BUT RINGMASTER BRINGS CAGE DOWN WITH A STRAIGHT PUNCH TO THE JAW! RINGMASTER GETTING INTO THE RING, AND HE LIFTS CAGE UP BEFORE DROPPING HIM WITH A BACKBREAKER! NOW IT’S KASEY THAT’S BACK TO HER FEET, AND SHE CHARGES TOWARDS RINGMASTER- JUST TO BE POPPED UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! KASEY RIGHT NOW MAY BE IN A LOT OF TROUBLE!
James Peters: KASEY MANAGES TO FIGHT! KASEY IS FIGHTING OUT OF RINGMASTER’S GRASP, AND SHE DELIVERS A HUGE HURRICANRANA! THAT WAS AN AMAZING HURRICANRANA BY KASEY, BUT BEFORE SHE COULD EVEN FULLY GET BACK TO HER FEET SHE’S DROPPED WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX BY LIMMY! LIMMY IS IN A GREAT POSITION HERE AS HE HELPS MARK MACIAS TO HIS FEET, AND NOW I THINK THE TWO ARE AIMING TO PICK UP SOME ELIMINATIONS AS THEY LIFT KASEY UP, AND NOW THEY’RE MAKING AN ATTEMPT TO TAKE HER OUT OF THE RING!
Eve: KASEY MANAGES TO DRIVE AN ELBOW INTO LIMMY’S HEAD, AND THAT CAUSES HIM TO LET GO, ALLOWING KASEY TO GET BACK IN THE RING AND FIGHT OFF MARK MACIAS! KASEY THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS, AND THERE’S A HUGE BACKFIST JUST AS LIMMY WENT TO HELP MARK! MARK IS TRAPPED IN THE CORNER, AND NOW KASEY IRISH WHIPS LIMMY INTO HIM BEFORE BACKING UP! KASEY NOW CHARGING IN, AND SHE TAKES OUT- NO! LIMMY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING ONLY MARK TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF THE DROPKICK! LIMMY WITH A KNEE TO KASEY’S HEAD JUST AS SHE WAS TRYING TO GET BACK TO HER FEET!
Stew-O: These two have been working great together, BUT WAIT! CAGE GRABBING LIMMY FROM BEHIND! MURDER DEATH KILL!!! THE MURDER DEATH KILL CONNECTS, AND CAGE IMMEDIATELY DROPS DOWN AND LEANS ON THE ROPES TO TRY AND TAKE SOME TIME TO RECOVER! RINGMASTER IS FINDING HIS WAY BACK UP, AND THAT LEAVES ONLY THE FIRST TWO ENTRANTS IN THE MATCH STILL STANDING! THESE TWO HAVE A LOT OF ENDURANCE IN THEM CLEARLY, MOST PEOPLE WOULD’VE ALREADY BEEN OUT STARTING FROM THEIR POSITION!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Midnight Rider’ by A Memory Down hits, and the mysterious Kristopher Killbourne makes his way out to the stage. He immediately begins walking down to the ring, with a stone cold look on his face before sliding under the bottom rope and into the ring.)
James Peters: And that’s entrant number seven, Kristopher Killbourne! Killbourne examining the competition he has in the ring, AND BE GOES RIGHT AFTER THE RINGMASTER, ONE OF TWO COMPETITORS STILL ON THEIR FEET AFTER THE CHAOS THAT WENT DOWN EARLIER! KILLBOURNE IS TAKING THE FIGHT TO RINGMASTER EARLY ON, AND RINGMASTER SEEMS ALMOST DEFENSELESS AS KILLBOURNE NOW IS STOMPING AWAY!
Eve: LIMMY AND MARK MANAGED TO GET TO THEIR FEET, BUT KILLBOURNE IMMEDIATELY TAKES THEM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! KILLBOURNE IS DESTROYING ALL THE COMPETITION, BUT LOOK! KASEY KAOS WITH A DIVING CROSSBOD- NO! KILLBOURNE CATCHES HER, AND DROPS HER WITH A FALLAWAY SLAM! KILLBOURNE JUST TOOK OUT FOUR OF THE FIVE PEOPLE IN THIS MATCH, BUT NOW LOOK! CAGE IS GOING RIGHT AFTER KRISTOPHER, AND HE’S BRINGING THE FIGHT AS HE LAYS DOWN MULTIPLE LEFTS AND RIGHTS! KILLBOURNE IS STUNNED, AND NOW CAGE IS LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE AS HE GOES TO RUN THE ROPES!
Stew-O: BUT KRISTOPHER HITS A HUGE BICYCLE KICK! CAGE IS DOWN, AND KILLBOURNE HAS NOW TAKEN OUT ALL FIVE OTHER COMPETITORS, BUT NOW HE NEEDS TO GET TO ELIMINATING THEM! KILLBOURNE GRABBING KASEY FIRST AS SHE’S THE LIGHTEST, AND HE ATTEMPTS TO TOSS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT SHE HANGS ON THE TOP ROPE BEFORE PULLING HERSELF ONTO THE APRON! KASEY PULLING HERSELF UP, AND SHE JUST RAMMED HER THUMB RIGHT INTO KILLBOURNE’S THROAT! I DON’T KNOW HOW LEGAL THAT’D BE IN A NORMAL MATCH, BUT IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE ANYTHING GOES! KILLBOURNE DROPPING TO A KNEE, AND HE MAY BE IN TROUBLE!
James Peters: END SCENE BY MARK MACIAS! THAT KNEE FOLLOWED BY THE NECKBREAKER, THAT WAS A GREAT COMBO BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE’S STILL MORE TO BE DONE AS THE RINGMASTER PICKS KILLBOURNE UP! RINGMASTER ATTEMPTS TO TOSS HIM OUT OF THE RING, BUT KILLBOURNE LANDS ON THE APRON, BEFORE CHOKING RINGMASTER! KILLBOURNE TRYING TO PULL RINGMASTER OVER THE TOP ROPE OUT ONTO THE APRON AS HE PULLS HIM INTO A SUPLEX, BUT RINGMASTER LANDS ON HIS FEET BEFORE HITTING A REVERSE SUPLEX! KILLBOURNE IS GONE! THAT’S OUR SECOND ELIMINATION OF THE MATCH!
Bella Braxton: Kristopher Killbourne has been eliminated.
Eve: AND THAT’S IT, OUR SECOND ELIMINATION OF THE MATCH! Kristopher Killbourne had a real strong showing here, unfortunately it was extremely short lived as he attempted a risky elimination, just to end up eliminated himself. That brings us back down to the five we already had in the ring, and now all five competitors get back to their feet- BUT MARK MACIAS IMMEDIATELY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! LIMMY IS ASKING HIM WHAT HE’S DOING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE MARK IS GONNA LET THE FOUR IN THE RING FIGHT IT OUT! I DON’T KNOW IF HE HAS LIMMY’S BACK OR NOT, BUT THIS IS EITHER GONNA GO TERRIBLY OR AMAZINGLY FOR THE GRAND ATHLETES!
Stew-O: LIMMY NOW GOING AFTER THE RINGMASTER, MEANWHILE CAGE AND KASEY ARE LEFT FIGHTING IT OUT! MARK JUST PULLED OUT A STEEL CHAIR FROM UNDER THE RING… And he just set it up and took a seat by ringside. Clearly Mark has no intentions of getting into the mix just yet, but the other four can’t say the same as we have a huge brawl on our hands! Somehow we’ve already reached seven entrants, yet only two have been eliminated!
James Peters: Ringmaster is gaining the upper hand over Limmy, meanwhile Cage is somehow getting the upper hand on Kasey! Cage hits Kasey with a kick to the midsection before lifting her up into a suplex position, but Kasey knees Cage in his head before landing back onto the mat! Cage turning around, but Kasey immediately grabs him and turns him around for a neck- NO! CAGE MOVES KASEY’S ARMS BEFORE CONNECTING WITH HIS OWN JUMPING NECKBREAKER! Excellent neckbreaker there by Cage, meanwhile it looks like the Ringmaster might really have Limmy in trouble as he picks him up for a sidewalk slam!
Eve: Limmy is able to repeatedly knee Ringmaster in the face, allowing him to escape the sidewalk slam attempt! Limmy backing into the corner before charging in, BUT RINGMASTER COUNTERS WHATEVER LIMMY WAS GOING FOR WITH A HUGE BACK BODY DROP! Limmy is hurt as Ringmaster currently is the only one standing as Cage takes some time to recover, could Ringmaster be looking for a second eliminatio-
**CRACK**
Stew-O: MARK MACIAS JUST HIT RINGMASTER IN THE BACK WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR HE WAS SITTING IN NOT LONG AGO! RINGMASTER IS DOWN ON HIS KNEES, AND NOW MARK IS JUST RELENTLESSLY SLAMMING THAT CHAIR INTO HIS BACK OVER AND OVER AGAIN! Mark quickly walking over to help Limmy Monaghan back up to his feet as Limmy is readying himself up for whenever Ringmaster gets right up to his feet!
**CRACK**
James Peters: LIMMY SLAMMING THE CHAIR RIGHT BACK INTO THE BACK OF THE RINGMASTER TRYING TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! But The Ringmaster does not look happy as he stares a hole right into Limmy and Mark unphased at the actions partaken by them. Both of them seem to be pleading? Mark quickly running at Ringmaster! BUT RINGMASTER THROWING MARK AS MARK LANDS RIGHT ON LIMMY TAKING BOTH DOWN!
Eve: Meanwhile Cage and Kasey are still going at it. After that beautifully executed neckbreaker by Cage he’s moved on to trying to get Kasey out of the match for good! KACEY SLAMMING HER BOOT INTO CAGE’S FACE FORCING HIM TO LET GO! Cage quickly running at Kasey not wasting any time trying to proceed on the attack, BUT CAGE IS THROWN OVER THE TOP ROPE! OH MY GOD!
Stew-O: BUT HE MANAGES TO HOLD ON! CAGE IS ON THE APRON AS HE SENDS A FOREARM STRIKE RIGHT TO KASEY SENDING HER BACK! Cage quickly running up as he begins to climb the turnbuckle and balance himself on the top rope, CAGE LEAPS OFF AND TAKES KASEY DOWN WITH AN AXE HANDLE! Cage rolling forward as Ringmaster is running right towards him! CAGE WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! CAGE SLAMMING FIST AFTER FIST RIGHT ONTO THE HEAD OF RINGMASTER BEFORE AFTER A BIT RINGMASTER FINALLY SHOVES HIM AWAY!
James Peters: Cage still hammering down on Ringmaster with multiple punches right to his head! RINGMASTER STRIKES HIM RIGHT IN THE GUT! Cage forced to move back now, AS LIMMY AND MARK GO RIGHT FOR RINGMASTER! LIMMY AND MARK AGAIN USING THE NUMBERS ADVANTAGE OVER HIM AS IT SEEMS BOTH OF THEM ARE TRYING TO TAKE THE OBVIOUS BIGGER MAN DOWN TO THE GROUND! Cage and Kasey pulling both of them apart from Ringmaster as both of them begin to pick on the other!
Eve: Cage sending rights right into the gut of Mark Macias as he’s trying to fight back with punches of his own but they seem ineffective! Limmy is sent down to a knee as Kasey is sending multiple punches in such a blur right to the face of Limmy, KASEY WITH A STIFF HEADBUTT TAKING LIMMY DOWN TO THE GROUND! Mark finally managing to fight back as he sends strikes right to the head of Cage sending him back a smudge. CAGE WITH A HEADBUTT- BUT MEETS MARK’S ELBOW AS HE SLAMS HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO THE SHARP EDGE!
Stew-O: Cage stumbles backwards as he attempts to retreat away from Mark for a moment meanwhile Ringmaster has joined in on the fray as he’s prying Limmy off the ground and lifting him up into a fireman’s carry! Limmy squealing around as it seems Ringmaster is going to throw him out for good! BUT MARK! MARK MACIAS PULLING LIMMY OFF OF RINGMASTER BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN TO HIM!
James Peters: Ringmaster clearly confused now as Cage is quickly running forward at Ringmaster! CAGE IS LEAPING FORWARD AND TAKES RINGMASTER DOWN WITH A KNEE! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF TONIGHT FOLKS! Cage goes right for Ringmaster as Mark leaps up and goes for Kasey along with Limmy! KASEY MANAGING TO FIGHT MARK OFF WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE! Mark stumbling backwards as Limmy runs right up to her! LIMMY ATTEMPTING TO SWING BUT KASEY DUCKS UNDER CAUSING LIMMY TO TAKE A 180! KASEY GOING LOW CONNECTING WITH A CHOP BLOCK!
Eve: MEANWHILE CAGE TAKING DOWN RINGMASTER WITH AN ATOMIC DROP! Ringmaster rolling away as he grabs the ropes as reliance for a moment taking a breather before he can continue on in this matchup. Kasey going right for Cage as Cage goes for a kick right to the gut! Kasey leans forward as Cage runs to the ropes and back! KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE! BUT KASEY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! KASEY REELING BACK AND GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT CAGE DUCKS UNDER THAT! CAGE CLOCKING KASEY RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD BEFORE GRABBING HER AND LIFTING HER OFF HER FEET! USHIGOROSHI! FIREMAN’S CARRY NECKBREAKER TAKES KASEY QUICKLY DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Kasey grabbing her neck in pain as she sits up whilst Cage runs to the ropes and back! BUT MARK IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS HE GRABS THE ARM OF CAGE AND PULLS HIM IN ATTEMPTING A CLOTHESLINE STOPPING CAGE RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS! CAGE DUCKS UNDER! BUT IS MET RIGHT IN THE FACE BY A SUPERKICK BY LIMMY! Again the numbers game is playing a huge factor in this match as The Grand Athletes are showing that right now by displaying teamwork that might help them get a member of this match out!
James Peters: AND THAT’S BEING SHOWN AS BOTH OF THEM LIFT CAGE IN THE AIR HOPING TO TOSS HIM OUT! BUT CAGE IS FIGHTING BACK! CAGE LETTING ONE HAND GO OF THE ROPES AS HE SENDS A RIGHT HOOK TO THE FACE OF LIMMY! AND A KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF MARK! CAGE TUMBLES DOWN BARELY MANAGING TO GRAB THE APRON AND ROLL HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING! CAGE READYING HIMSELF UP! DIAMOND CUTTER ONTO LIMMY! MARK QUICKLY RUNS OVER TO HELP HIS TAG PARTNER! BUT GETS A DIAMOND CUTTER MET TO HIM AS WELL!
Eve: Well enough of that now as it seems our next entrant is coming to join the fray!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Me Muero’ by La 5a Estación hits, and Angel de Plata Jr. makes his way out to the stage, before wasting no time and running down the ramp, straight to the ring. He examines the competitors in the ring as he runs around to the opposite side of the ring and jumps onto the apron.)
Stew-O: Angel de Plata Jr. is out number eighth entrant, AND HE DIVES INTO THE MATCH WITH A SPRINGBOARD ARM DRAG ON CAGE! RINGMASTER LIFTING ANGEL UP FROM BEHIND, ATTEMPTING A GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT ANGEL LANDS ON HIS FEET! RINGMASTER TURNING AROUND AS HE NOTICES WHAT JUST HAPPENED, BUT HE TURNS RIGHT INTO A STEP UP ENZUIGIRI BY ANGEL! ANGEL IS ON FIRE NOW, AND NOW HE GRABS KASEY KAOS BEFORE IRISH WHIPPING HER TO THE ROPES! ANGEL WITH A HUGE DROPKICK JUST AS KASEY BOUNCED OFF THE ROPES!
James Peters: Angel is on fire right now- BUT CAGE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND TAKES ANGEL DOWN! CAGE JUST HIT ANGEL WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE FROM BEHIND, AND NOW CAGE TOSSES ANGEL TO THE ROPES, BUT ANGEL JUMPS ONTO THEM BEFORE HITTING A SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY ON CAGE! ANGEL NOW GRABBING CAGE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR AN ELIMINATION- BUT CAGE IS ABLE TO TURN THAT AROUND! CAGE SENDS ANGEL OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ALREADY IT LOOKS LIKE ANGEL IS OUT OF THIS-
Eve: ANGEL IS STILL IN THIS! ANGEL LANDS RIGHT ON THE APRON BEFORE HITTING CAGE WITH A FOREARM! ANGEL NOW CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND HE HITS CAGE WITH A DIVING TORNADO DDT!! CAGE’S HEAD SPIKING INTO THE MAT,AND RIGHT NOW ANGEL IS LOOKING GREAT AS HE LOOKS TO CONTINUE HIS LINE OF OFFENSE! ANGEL NOW JUMPING OUT ONTO THE APRON AGAIN AS HE SEES THE RINGMASTER GETTING UP, AND IT LOOKS LIKE ANGEL IS GOING FOR YET ANOTHER HIGH RISK MANEUVER! ANGEL WITH A DIVING CORKSCREW CROSSBODY!!
Stew-O: RINGMASTER CATCHES ANGEL! RINGMASTER JUST CAUGHT ANGEL OUT OF THE SKY, AND NOW HE PUTS HIM UP ONTO ONE SHOULDER! BIG ENDING BY THE RINGMASTER! THE RINGMASTER JUST HIT ANGEL WITH THE BIG ENDING, AND NOW HE TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING! JUST LIKE THAT ANGEL IS GONE! GOODNIGHT ANGEL!
Bella Braxton: Angel de Plata Jr. has been eliminated.
James Peters: Wow, that’s another elimination for the Ringmaster! We’re back down to the five already in the match not too long ago, but I just can’t believe it! Both of the past two entrants so far have been eliminated relatively quickly by the Ringmaster, who started this match with Cage, the man who eliminated Shaker Jones almost as soon as the man got in! All five competitors are back on their feet, and Mark Macias managed to pick up that steel chair that he brought into the ring earlier- BUT LOOK AT THIS! JUST AS LIMMY AND MACIAS TRIED TO STRIKE, CAGE AND KASEY JUST WENT RIGHT AFTER MARK, LEAVING LIMMY WITH RINGMASTER!
Eve: CAGE MANAGED TO TAKE THAT STEEL CHAIR FROM MARK, AND NOW KASEY HOLDS MARK IN A FULL NELSON, ALLOWING THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION AND HALL OF FAMER TO HIT MACIAS RIGHT ACROSS THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR! KASEY LETTING MARK GO, ALLOWING HIM TO DROP DOWN TO BOTH KNEES, AND CAGE SLAMS THE STEEL CHAIR ONTO HIS BACK! CAGE NOT STOPPING THERE THOUGH, AS HE CONTINUOUSLY SLAMS THAT CHAIR ACROSS HIS BACK, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! CAGE NOW LOOKING TOWARDS THE NOW UNCONSCIOUS MARK’S HEAD, AND HE RAISES THE CHAIR UP-
Stew-O: BUT KASEY GRABS THE CHAIR BEFORE SMASHING IT ACROSS CAGE’S FACE! CAGE IS DOWN, AND NOW KASEY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING BEFORE LOOKING FOR YET ANOTHER ITEM TO USE TO HER ADVANTAGE! WAIT, IT’S… Another steel chair? Kasey slides back into the ring with both steel chairs, and.. Oh no. I don’t think I really like where this is going! Kasey putting down one of the chairs before placing Cage’s head on top of it, and I honestly don’t like the look of this! KASEY NOW RAISING UP THE CHAIR, AND THIS COULD DO SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE IF CAGE DOESN’T GET OUT OF THE WAY! KASEY NOW RAISING THE OTHER CHAIR UP, AND-
**CRASH**
James Peters: CAGE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, AND GRABS THE CHAIR THAT WAS ON THE MAT BEFORE DRIVING IT RIGHT INTO HER MIDSECTION! KASEY DOUBLING OVER, AND CAGE NOW SLAMS THE CHAIR ACROSS HER BACK AS WELL! MEANWHILE, THINGS DON’T LOOK TOO GOOD WITH LIMMY AND THE RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER HAS LIMMY IN THE CORNER NOW, AND HE’S JUST HITTING HIM WITH CLOTHESLINE AFTER CLOTHESLINE, WHILE LIMMY HAS NOWHERE TO GO- NO! SPOKE TOO SOON! LIMMY DUCKED THE FINAL CLOTHESLINE, AND SOMEHOW LIMMY MANAGES TO PULL RINGMASTER OFF OF HIS FEET TO DROP HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Eve: RINGMASTER MANAGES TO ROLL UP TO A KNEE AFTER THAT GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT LIMMY IMMEDIATELY TURNS AROUND AND NAILS RINGMASTER WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! LIMMY NOW DRAGGING RINGMASTER TO HIS FEET, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR AN ELIMINATION, BUT RINGMASTER SEEMS LIKE HE STILL HAS ENOUGH FIGHT IN HIM TO STAY IN THIS! LIMMY IS TRYING TO LIFT RINGMASTER AND THROW HIM OVER THE TOP, BUT RINGMASTER IS USING ALL HIS WEIGHT TO TRY AND STAY DOWN! CAN RINGMASTER STAY IN THIS ONE!? WAIT, LOOK!
Stew-O: MARK MACIAS HAS MANAGED TO GET BACK INTO THIS MATCH, AND NOW HE’S HELPING LIMMY TRY TO ELIMINATE RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER IS STRUGGLING EVEN MORE RIGHT NOW, THIS MIGHT BE VERY BAD FOR RINGMASTER, HE MIGHT ACTUALLY GET ELIMINATED HERE! BOTH MEN MANAGE TO GET RINGMASTER OUT ONTO THE APRON, AND NOW THEY’RE TRYING TO PUSH HIM OFF THE APRON! THESE TWO ARE ONCE AGAIN WORKING TOGETHER JUST NICELY, AND THIS COULD RESULT IN A BIG ELIMINATION IF THEY COULD TAKE OUT RINGMASTER, WHO HAS BEEN DOMINATING THIS MATCH!
James Peters: THEY CAN’T DO IT THOUGH! RINGMASTER RAMS HIS SHOULDER INTO LIMMY’S MIDSECTION, AND HE HITS MARK WITH A FOREARM BEFORE GRABBING BOTH OF THEM BY THEIR NECKS AND SLAMMING THEM INTO EACH OTHER’S FACES! RINGMASTER GETTING BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE GRABBING BOTH MEN IN SIMULTANEOUS FRONT FACELOCKS, AND RINGMASTER CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX! RINGMASTER IS BACK IN THIS, MEANWHILE KASEY AND CAGE ARE STILL GOING BACK AND FORTH! IT LOOKS LIKE DURING THEIR FIGHT THE CHAIRS THEY HAD FOUND THEIR WAY OUTSIDE OF THE RING, AND NOW THEY’RE JUST TRADING HANDS!
Eve: KASEY RAMS CAGE INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! KASEY KEEPING CAGE IN THE CORNER THOUGH, AND SHE REPEATEDLY DRIVES HER SHOULDER INTO HIS MIDSECTION! KASEY NOW BACKING UP WHILE CAGE IS IN THE CORNER, AND NOW SHE RUNS IN! JUMPING KNEE BY KASEY WHILE CAGE IS STILL IN THE CORNER, FORCED TO TAKE THAT KNEE! KASEY NOW TAKING CAGE OUT OF THE CORNER, AND SHE DROPS HIM ONTO THE MAT WITH A SIT OUT BODY SLAM! KASEY NOW RUNNING THE ROPES WHILE CAGE IS DOWN, AND THERE’S A RUNNING SENTON BY MISS MAYHEM! CAGE IS DOWN, BUT KASEY ISN’T FINISHED AS SHE GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND PULLS HIM UP, BEFORE REPEATEDLY HEADBUTTING HIM!
Stew-O: THOSE HEADBUTTS LOOKED BRUTAL, AND CAGE IS OUT OF IT, BUT EVEN KASEY LOOKS DIZZY AFTER THOSE HEADBUTTS! MEANWHILE RINGMASTER HAS LIMMY UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION! BUT MARK WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF RINGMASTER FORCING HIM TO BRING LIMMY BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! ALL OF THE MEN ARE UP AS THE NUMBERS ADVANTAGE SEEMS TO BE PLAYING A FACTOR ONCE MORE! MARK GOES FORTH! BUT RINGMASTER GRABS HIM AND LIFTS HIM SENDING HIM OVER AND ONTO THE APRON! LIMMY GOES STRIKING ONCE MORE BUT RINGMASTER WITH A BIG LARIAT TAKING LIMMY DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Mark quickly running up the turnbuckles as he quickly leaps! BUT RINGMASTER CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR AS MARK ATTEMPTS A CROSSBODY! HE’S AIMING RIGHT FOR THE FIST FIGHT BETWEEN CAGE AND KASEY! OH MY GOD! MARK MACIAS IS USED AS A BATTERING RAM AS EVERYONE TOPPLES OVER IN THE SITUATION! EVERYONE IS DOWN! THIS IS ABSOLUTE MAYHEM IN ITSELF! MEANWHILE IT SEEMS THE COUNTDOWN IS BEGINNING TO DWINDLE DOWN! WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE OUR NINTH ENTRANT ENTERING THIS MATCHUP TONIGHT! WHO MAY IT BE?!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Slide’ by Calvin Harris ft. Frank Ocean, and Migos hits, and Maxwell walks out onto the stage with a confident smirk on his face, before sprinting down the ramp, but stopping in front of the ring. He doesn’t get into the ring yet and instead begins walking around it, observing his competition and trying to stay out of the action.)
Eve: And our eighth entrant is Maxwell! Maxwell isn’t getting into the ring just yet, and that may be a smart strategy as Ringmaster is slowly getting back to his feet! Limmy is slowly starting to get up as well, BUT RINGMASTER PICKS LIMMY UP BEFORE HE COULD FIND HIS WAY BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND PLANTS HIM WITH A POWERBOMB! RINGMASTER NOT FINISHED YET AS HE DEADLIFTS HIM UP, AND HE PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH ANOTHER POWERBOMB! RINGMASTER NOW PULLING LIMMY UP, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR AN ELIMINATION, BUT LIMMY IS DOING HIS BEST TO FIGHT OUT OF IT! LIMMY SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GET OFF OF RINGMASTER’S SHOULDERS- BUT MAXWELL JUST ENTERED THE RING AND BOOTED LIMMY OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: LIMMY MANAGED TO JUST BARELY HANG ONTO THE ROPES, AND NOW MAXWELL IS GOING AFTER THE RINGMASTER! MAXWELL THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS, AND NOW MAXWELL IS MAKING AN ATTEMPT TO TOSS RINGMASTER OVER THE TOP ROPE! RINGMASTER IS STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW, AND NOW KASEY IS BACK UP, AND SHE IS HELPING MAXWELL! KASEY AND MAXWELL ARE WORKING TOGETHER TO TRY AND TAKE OUT THE RINGMASTER, AND SO FAR I THINK IT’S WORKING! THE TWO MANAGED TO GET RINGMASTER OUT ONTO THE APRON, AND NOW BOTH LIMMY AND RINGMASTER ARE ON THE APRON TOGETHER, AS KASEY SUDDENLY HITS MAXWELL WITH A RIGHT HAND!
James Peters: LIMMY AND RINGMASTER ON THE APRON, AND LIMMY HITS RINGMASTER WITH A FOREARM! RINGMASTER BARELY MANAGES TO KEEP HIS BALANCE, BUT HE’S ABLE TO RETURN THE FAVOR AS HE HITS A FOREARM OF HIS OWN! LIMMY HAD TO HANG ONTO THE TOP ROPE THERE, BUT NOW HE KICKS RINGMASTER IN THE MIDSECTION! LIMMY TRYING TO CAPITALIZE- BUT RINGMASTER RAMS LIMMY RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST! BOTH MEN COLLAPSE, BUT THEY BOTH MANAGE TO GRAB ONTO THE ROPES AND PULL THEMSELVES BACK INTO THE RING TO AVOID ELIMINATION! SOMEHOW BOTH MEN MANAGE TO STAY IN THIS MATCH!
Eve: MARK MACIAS IS BACK UP, AND HE KNEES CAGE RIGHT IN HIS MIDSECTION! CAGE IS HURT, AS EXPECTED AFTER BEING THE FIRST ENTRANT- BUT HE’S ABLE TO FIGHT BACK AS HE PUNCHES MARK IN THE MIDSECTION! WAIT- MARK WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE! MARK JUST POKED CAGE IN THE EYE AND TEMPORARILY BLINDED HIM, AND NOW HE’S SETTING UP FOR THE CREDITS ROLL! THE FULL NELSON FACEBUSTE- NO! WAIT! CAGE IS POWERING OUT OF MARK’S ARMS! CAGE MANAGES TO POWER OUT OF THE FULL NELSON, AND NOW HE QUICKLY GOES BEHIND MARK! MURDER! DEATH! KILL!!!
Stew-O: DOES NOT CONNECT!! MARK MANAGED TO DUCK THE LARIAT, AND HE MANAGES TO GO BEHIND CAGE ONCE AGAIN BECAUSE OF IT! THE CREDITS ROLL!! MARK MACIAS JUST HIT CAGE WITH THE CREDITS ROLL, BUT MARK DOESN’T REALLY HAVE IT IN HIM TO CAPITALIZE! ALL MARK CAN DO IS CRAWL TO THE CORNER AND TAKE TIME TO RECOVER, MEANWHILE IT LOOKS LIKE KASEY IS GETTING THE BETTER OF MAXWELL HERE AS KASEY IS STOMPING MAX OUT IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER OF MARK! SOMEHOW DESPITE BEING THE THIRD ENTRANT KASEY IS STILL WREAKING HAVOC, AND NOW SHE CHARGES TOWARDS MARK WHO WAS TAKING TIME TO RECOVER, AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK! KASEY IMMEDIATELY GETS BACK UP AND CHARGES TOWARDS MAXWELL, AND SHE HITS MAXWELL WITH A DROPKICK AS WELL!
James Peters: NO, MAXWELL MANAGES TO AVOID THE DROPKICK! MAXWELL QUICKLY GETTING TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE PICKS KASEY UP! FERRARI OVERDRIVE!! THE FERRARI OVERDRIVE CONNECTS, TAKING KASEY OUT OF THIS! MAXWELL GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW I THINK IS THE PERFECT TIME TO ATTEMPT TO GO FOR AN ELIMINATION! MAXWELL DRAGGING KASEY UP, AND HE SENDS HER TO THE ROPES FOR THE ELIMINATION! I THINK THIS IS IT FOR KASEY KAOS!
Eve: THAT’S NOT IT! KASEY MANAGED TO JUMP ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND SPRINGBOARD OFF OF IT TO HIT MAXWELL WITH A TORNADO DDT!! MAXWELL IS DOWN AS KASEY IS SWITCHING SPOTS WITH HIM AS SHE LOOKS TO THROW HIM OUT OF THE RING QUICKLY! MAXWELL PUSHED AGAINST THE ROPES AS KASEY RUNS TOWARDS HIM! MAXWELL SLAMMING HIS BOOT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF KASEY SENDING HER BACKWARDS AND MANAGING TO CREATE DISTANCE!
Stew-O: Kasey going for a swing but Maxwell quickly pushes her away before anymore harm is done. LOOK AT RINGMASTER THOUGH! RINGMASTER GRABBING MAXWELL AS HE BEGINS TO SQUIRM! MAXWELL SENDS A ELBOW RIGHT TO HIS FACE BUT RINGMASTER IS STILL KEEPING A HOLD OF HIM! MAXWELL SENT OUT OF THE RING! WAIT BUT HE HANGS ON TO THE ROPES! Maxwell dropping down to the apron as he takes a breather as Ringmaster brings Kasey up as it seems she might have some bearings back! KASEY! LONDON CALLING!
James Peters: FAILS TO CONNECT! RINGMASTER SLIPS AWAY AT THE INVERTED DDT ATTEMPT! Kasey stumbling away as Ringmaster quickly runs over, RUNNING JUMPING SPLASH! BUT KASEY SLIPS OUT OF THE WAY JUST BARELY AS RINGMASTER GETS SPLAT LIKE A BUG ON THE CANVAS! MARK BOOST HIMSELF OUT OF THE CORNER THAT HE WAS RESTING IN RIGHT AT RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER WITH A BIG BOOT RIGHT TO HIS HEAD!
Eve: BUT MARK DUCKS UNDER AND PROPS HIMSELF UP INTO ANOTHER CORNER! BUT LOOK! LIMMY RUNNING FORWARD AT RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER GRABBING LIMMY THOUGH! RINGMASTER THROWS LIMMY INTO THE CORNER WITH MARK PROPPED IN IT! RINGMASTER RUNNING TOWARDS THEM! BUT BOTH OF THEM ROLL AWAY AND SCRAMBLE AWAY BEFORE RINGMASTER CAN SQUASH THEM! Ringmaster quickly chases after them, BUT IS MET WITH A RECOVERING CAGE AFTER TAKING THE CREDITS ROLL WHO SENDS A STIFF FOREARM RIGHT TO HIS FACE DIZZYING HIM!
Stew-O: CAGE QUICKLY BEGINNING TO FIGHT BACK AS HE GRABS RINGMASTER BY THE HEAD AS HE SLAMS HIS FOREARM RIGHT INTO HIS HEAD! CAGE ISN’T STOPPING AS HE THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER AND SENDS PUNCHES INTO HIS GUT TAKING THE BREATH OUT OF HIM! CAGE QUICKLY GRABBING RINGMASTER AND SENDING HIM INTO A IRISH WHIP! BUT RINGMASTER REVERSES AS HE’S IRISH WHIPPING CAGE INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER!
James Peters: Meanwhile it seems The Grand Athletes have taken advantage of the numbers game right now as they’re taking on Maxwell and kicking him to the ground! BUT KASEY! KASEY ATTACKING LIMMY AND MARK AS IT’S CLEAR THEY WERE NOT EXPECTING IT! KASEY KICKING MARK IN THE FACE, BEFORE SENDING A BACK ELBOW RIGHT INTO LIMMY! LIMMY AND MARK BOTH RUNNING AT KASEY! BUT KASEY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS THE GRAND ATHLETES BARELY CATCH THEMSELVES BEFORE THEY COLLIDE INTO EACH OTHER! BUT KASEY TAKES THEM BOTH DOWN WITH A DROPKICK!
Eve: BUT MAXWELL NOT WILLING TO GET HELP AS HE ATTACKS KASEY WITH A CLOTHESLINE FROM BEHIND! MAXWELL DRAGGING KASEY UP, AND NOW HE’S TRYING HIS BEST TO THROW HER OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT KASEY IS ABLE TO GET HER LEGS AROUND MAXWELL’S HEAD! KASEY IS TRYING TO PULL MAXWELL OUT OF THE RING WITH A HURRICANRANA, CAN SHE DO IT!? MAXWELL LOOKS LIKE HE’S STRUGGLING NOW, AND I THINK HIS PLAN MAY HAVE BACKFIRED, AS NOW HE’S AT SERIOUS RISK OF GETTING ELIMINATED RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: BUT LOOK AT MAXWELL WITH BRUTE STRENGTH! HE MANAGES TO PULL KASEY UP! INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! THAT TOOK THE AIR OUT OF BOTH OF THEM AS THEIR BOTH DOWN! Meanwhile on the other side of the ring it seems that Ringmaster is mustering up the strength to grab Cage! RINGMASTER THROWS CAGE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE WHICH REMEMBER STILL COUNTS AS A ELIMINATION! BUT HE HOLDS ON AND MANAGES TO KEEP HIMSELF ON THE APRON! CAGE QUICKLY GRABBING RINGMASTER BY THE HEAD AND BRINGING HIM BACK ONTO THE APRON AS WELL!
James Peters: THIS IS DANGEROUS TERRITORY! BOTH OF THEM EXCHANGING LEFT AND RIGHTS OVER TO EACH OTHER AS IT SEEM NONE OF THEM WANT TO BE ELIMINATED! CAGE HAS THE ADVANTAGE AS HE OVERWHELMS RINGMASTER WITH PUNCHES! LOOK! LIMMY MONAGHAN! HE BOOSTS HIMSELF UP ONTO HIS FEET AND LOOKS TO RAM INTO THE BOTH OF THEM TO GET THE DOUBLE ELIMINATION!
Eve: BUT BOTH OF THEM BARELY MOVING OUT OF THE WAY! Their both taking the time they have separated from one another to enter the ring at the moment. MEANWHILE WHILE THAT HAPPENS THE COUNTDOWN COUNT IS SLOWLY DWINDLING DOWN AS WELL! REMEMBER THIS IS THE TENTH ENTRANT THAT IS GOING TO BE ENTERING THIS MATCH! WHO IS IT GOING TO BE?!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Don’t Sweat The Technique’ by Eric B and Rakim begins to play up as Lisa Wren makes her way out to the stage. She looks ready and motivated as she doen’t waste time on any sort of theatrics and begins to run down to the stage and quickly slide into the ring to join the action)
Stew-O: And here’s our tenth entrant with Dynasty’s Lisa Wren! She’s been an absolute standout when it comes to in-ring competition, and now we see if she could possibly get that boost of luck she needs if she’s motivated to win this match! Lisa enters the ring as she’s going right for Ringmaster who’s stumbled to the center of the ring to try to get away from Cage for a moment and gain a breather! LISA COMING IN WITH A RUNNING FACEBUSTER!
James Peters: LISA KEEPING UP THE MOMENTUM AS SHE RUNS OVER TO CAGE! LISA GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE TRYING TO GET CAGE OVER THE TOP ROPE! BUT CAGE DROPS HIS WEIGHT BARELY ELEVATING OFF THE GROUND AS HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND SENDS A FIST RIGHT TO HER FACE! LISA ATTEMPTS TO SWING A LARIAT AT HIM BUT CAGE BLOCKS IT AS LISA SENDS A KICK RIGHT TO HIS GUT!
Eve: LISA TAKING ADVANTAGE AS SHE RUNS TO THE ROPES TRYING TO ELIMINATE CAGE ONCE MORE! BUT RINGMASTER IS RIGHT IN HER PATH AS HE STOPS SHER WITH A BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE! RINGMASTER BRINGING HER UP TO HER FEET AND LIFTING HER UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY! NOW GORILLA PRESS! RINGMASTER RUNNING FORWARD! RINGMASTER ABSOLUTELY LAUNCHING LISA OUT OF THE RING! ALREADY?! LISA WREN WAS JUST TOSSED OUT OF THE RING BY THE RINGMASTER, AND JUST LIKE THAT THERE’S ANOTHER SHORT PERFORMANCE THANKS TO THE SECOND ENTRANT! WHAT A PERFORMANCE THUS FAR!
Bella Braxton: Lisa Wren has been eliminated.
Stew-O: AND THAT’S A TOTAL OF THREE ELIMINATIONS FOR RINGMASTER AS LISA WREN IS OUT OF THIS MATCH AS QUICKLY AS SHE CAME IN! SO FAR FOUR PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THIS GRAND RAMPAGE, AND THREE OF THOSE ELIMINATIONS HAVE COME FROM THE RINGMASTER! THE RINGMASTER HAS BEEN ALMOST UNSTOPPABLE SINCE THIS MATCH BEGAN, AND IF HE KEEPS THIS UP HE COULD EVEN BREAK ELIMINATION THE RECORD CHARLIE MARR SET LAST YEAR! THE RINGMASTER NOW TURNING HIS ATTENTION TO THE REST OF THE COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S READY TO GET ANOTHER ELIMINATION AS HE GRABS CAGE!
James Peters: RINGMASTER GRABBED CAGE BY THE THROAT AND LIFTED HIM UP TO HIS FEET, BUT CAGE MANAGES TO HIT A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! CAGE ATTEMPTING THE MERCY RULE, BUT RINGMASTER STAYS ON HIS FEET BEFORE HITTING A BACK BODY DROP- NO! CAGE MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET, AND NOW HE ATTEMPTS TO PICK THE RINGMASTER UP! SOMEHOW CAGE IS HOLDING UP THE RINGMASTER ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND HE MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH A TORTURE RACK BOMB! GREETINGS FROM EDMONTON ALBERTA CONNECTS, AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE DOWN- BUT WAIT! LIMMY AND MACIAS SLID OUT OF THE RING, AND NOW THEY’RE BOTH GRABBING ONTO CAGE’S LEGS, AND THEY’RE TRYING TO PULL HIM OUT FROM UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! REMEMBER, IF CAGE IS TAKEN OUT OF THE RING FROM THE BOTTOM ROPE IT COUNTS AS AN ELIMINATION! I THINK THAT’S IT, CAGE IS DONE!
Eve: CAGE IS GRABBING ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE, AND HE’S DOING HIS BEST TO KEEP HIMSELF IN THE RING, BUT LOOK OUT! KASEY KAOS JUST HIT MARK AND LIMMY WITH A HUGE SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! THAT NEARLY CAUSED CAGE TO BE PULLED RIGHT OUT OF THE RING, BUT HE JUST MANAGED TO FREE HIMSELF FROM MARK AND LIMMY AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT! KASEY JUST TOOK OUT BOTH MEMBERS OF THE GRAND ATHLETES, AND SINCE CAGE’S STIPULATION DOESN’T APPLY TO ANYONE ELSE, KASEY KAOS IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: Maxwell grabbing Cage from behind- BUT CAGE HITS MAXWELL WITH A BACK ELBOW, RIGHT TO THE NOSE! MAXWELL COVERING HIS FACE, AND NOW CAGE ATTEMPTS A DDT, BUT MAXWELL RUNS WITH CAGE RIGHT INTO THE ROPES! MAXWELL ATTEMPTED TO TACKLE CAGE RIGHT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE TO ELIMINATE HIM, BUT CAGE IS ABLE TO STOP MAXWELL IN HIS TRACKS, BEFORE HITTING A HUGE KNEE LIFT TO THE FACE! CAGE NOW WITH A SNAPMARE BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES, AND CAGE HITS MAXWELL WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE!
James Peters: Maxwell crawling into the corner, but Cage doesn’t let Max catch a second to breath as he immediately hits him with a knife edge chop before irish whipping him into the opposite corner! Cage charging in, AND HE SUCCESSFULLY HITS A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH! CAGE BACKING INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING IN ONCE AGAIN, AND HE HITS A SECOND FOREARM SMASH, BEFORE FOLLOWING IT UP WITH A BULLDOG! CAGE LOOKS FIRED UP AFTER HITTING THAT BULLDOG, AND NOW HE CLIMBS ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE AS MAXWELL FINDS HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET!
Eve: DIVING DROPKICK BY CAGE! RINGMASTER JUST NOW GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT CAGE NOW GOES RIGHT AFTER HIM AS HE PUSHES RINGMASTER INTO THE CORNER AND BEGINS DISHING OUT LEFTS AND RIGHTS! RINGMASTER PUSHING CAGE AWAY BEFORE CHARGING IN- BUT HE’S CAUGHT OFF GUARD WITH A HEADBUTT! THAT HEADBUTT MADE BOTH MEN WOOZY FOR A SECOND, BUT CAGE SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO RECOVER QUICK ENOUGH AS HE MANAGES TO CAPITALIZE ANYWAY AS HE KICKS RINGMASTER IN THE MIDSECTION! STUNNER!!
Stew-O: THE STUNNER DOESN’T CONNECT! RINGMASTER MANAGED TO CATCH CAGE BEFORE HE COULD FULLY CONNECT WITH THE STUNNER, AND NOW HE DEADLIFTS CAGE BACK TO HIS FEET, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A STANDING GERMAN SUPLEX! CAGE LANDING NEARLY DIRECTLY ON HIS NECK THERE, AND THAT HAS TO HURT MORE THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE, AND RINGMASTER MANAGED TO THROW CAGE SO EFFORTLESSLY WHILE STILL ON BOTH FEET! The power this man possesses is insane- BUT LOOK OUT RINGMASTER!
James Peters: KASEY KAOS HITS RINGMASTER WITH A CHOP BLOCK FROM BEHIND, AND RINGMASTER IS DOWN TO A KNEE! KASEY NOW RUNNING THE ROPES- AND SHE WENT FOR ANOTHER CHERRY BOMB BUT THIS TIME RINGMASTER CAUGHT HER LEGS! RINGMASTER ATTEMPTING TO DEADLIFT HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB, BUT KASEY IS ABLE TO SLIP OUT OF HIS ARMS AND LAND BACK ON HER FEET BEFORE STOMPING ON RINGMASTER’S FOOT, BRINGING HIM BACK DOWN TO A KNEE! ASK THE ANGELS! ASK THE ANGELS, THAT SPIN KICK CONNECTS FROM KASEY KAOS, AND NOW KASEY HAS AN ENTIRE FIELD OF COMPETITORS THAT SHE COULD ELIMINATE, AS MAXWELL, CAGE, AND THE RINGMASTER ARE LAID OUT INSIDE OF THE RING!
Eve: MARK AND LIMMY ARE GETTING BACK IN THIS, BUT INSTEAD OF GOING FOR KASEY, THEY’RE GOING AFTER CAGE AND MAXWELL RESPECTIVELY! LIMMY DRAGGING MAXWELL UP SO HE COULD ATTEMPT TO ELIMINATE HIM, MEANWHILE MARK IS DOING HIS BEST TO TRY AND KICK CAGE OUT OF THE RING! KASEY NOW DOING HER BEST TO DRAG RINGMASTER TO HIS FEET, AND NOW SHE’S TRYING TO POWER HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUTSIDE THE RING! MARK AND LIMMY ARE TRYING TO CAPITALIZE OFF OF WHAT WENT DOWN IN THE RING NOT TOO LONG AGO, BUT I’LL ADMIT, BOTH OF THESE MEN LOOK LIKE THEY MAY BE CLOSE TO SCORING AN ELIMINATION HERE!
Stew-O: CAGE ABSORBING THOSE SHOTS FROM MARK AS HE RETREATS OVER ONTO THE APRON. MARK TAKING AS MANY SHOTS AS HE CAN AS CAGE DOES NOT SEEM AS PHASED AS HE SHOULD FROM IT! CAGE WITH A STRIKE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF MARK SENDING HIM BACK! MARK QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD! BUT CAGE RAMMING HIS SHOULDER RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF MARK! MEANWHILE IT SEEMS MAXWELL IS STARTING TO ESCAPE AS HE KICKS LIMMY IN THE GUT BEFORE ANY SUDDEN DOOM HAPPENS! MAXWELL QUICKLY GRABBING LIMMY! MAXWELL SLAMS HIM DOWN WITH A VICIOUS URANAGE!
James Peters: Meanwhile it seems the weight of the Ringmaster is seemingly overwhelming Kasey, RINGMASTER IS ABLE TO GET A SOLID KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF KASEY AS SHE TRIED TO POWER HIM OUT! Kasey quickly running forward! BUT RINGMASTER LIFTS HER UP! BACKBREAKER AS KASEY IS PRACTICALLY SNAPPED IN HALF! Ringmaster beginning to focus on someone else as Maxwell is quickly running up to him! RINGMASTER WITH A BODYSLAM!
Eve: NO! MAXWELL SLIPS OUT AND PUSHES AWAY JUST IN TIME! MAXWELL QUICKLY GRABBING RINGMASTER AND THROWING HIM TO THE ROPES! BUT RINGMASTER CATCHES HIMSELF AS MAXWELL RUNS TOWARDS HIM! RINGMASTER SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! BUT MAXWELL LANDS ON THE APRON AS HE QUICKLY HOPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS RINGMASTER JUST BARELY NOTICES! DIVING CROSSBODY SENDS RINGMASTER CRUMBLING DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Meanwhile it seems now that the tides have shifted, MARK MACIAS IS ABSOLUTELY BEING PUMMELED DOWN BY CAGE! LIMMY STUMBLING UP GRABBING THE ROPES TRYING TO USE THE NUMBERS GAME! BUT CAGE QUICKLY SENDING A KICK RIGHT TO HIS GUT GOING RIGHT FOR HIM! MEANWHILE WHILE CAGE FIGHTS THEM OFF IT SEEMS OUR NEXT ENTRANT IS COMING INTO THIS MATCH! WHO IS GOING TO BE THE ELEVENTH ENTRANT INTO THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH?!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘The Body of an American’ by The Pogues as Gavin McArdle makes his way out to the stage. He holds his signature hurling stick in hand as he begins to swiftly make his way to the ring. Maxwell in the ring has turned around with his face filled with anger as Gavin quickly turns the walk into a run as he runs right at Maxwell)
James Peters: THE ELEVENTH ENTRANT IS VOLTAGE’S GAVIN MCARDLE! AND HE’S WASTING NO TIME GOING AFTER MAXWELL AS HE TACKLES HIM RIGHT TO THE GROUND! BOTH GAVIN AND MAXWELL HAVE HAD PROBLEMS WITH ONE ANOTHER AND THEY ARE TEEING RIGHT OFF GOING AT IT! Maxwell quickly retreating away! BUT GAVIN SLAMMING THAT HURLING STICK RIGHT INTO HIS SHOULDER AS MAXWELL GIVES A CRY OF PAIN AND FALLS TO A KNEE!
Eve: AND HE’S JUST WHACKING AWAY AS THEY’RE BOTH GOING AT IT RIGHT NOW! MEANWHILE KASEY KAOS IS BACK UP TO HER FEET AS SHE’S QUICKLY SENDING STRIKES TO MARK MACIAS TO TRY TO GAIN THE UPPERHAND OVER HIM! MARK ATTEMPTING TO SHOVE HER INTO LIMMY AS LIMMY IS READYING UP! BUT CAGE PULLS HIM IN OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE’S MANAGED TO RECUPERATE AS HE’S ATTACKING LIMMY ONCE MORE! KASEY BOOSTS OFF AS MARK IS UNKNOWING! ANOTHER SHOTGUN DROPKICK PUSHING MARK INTO THE CORNER! KASEY RUNNING BACKWARDS BEFORE RUNNING BACK! KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF MARK! BUT MARK MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS HE GRABS KASEY! THE CREDITS ROLL! FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER OUT OF NOWHERE ONTO KASEY!
Stew-O: Meanwhile it seems the first two entrants in this match Cage and Ringmaster who has managed to recuperate are going at it as well while Mark is willing to take advantage of the situation and try to eliminate Kasey in the process! RINGMASTER LIFTING CAGE UP THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR HIM! THE BIG ENDING! NO! CAGE MANAGES TO ROLL OUT AS RINGMASTER SLAMS A FIST RIGHT INTO HIS FACE! CAGE SLIPS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND REBOUNDS! BIG LARIAT TAKES RINGMASTER DOWN AS CAGE TURNS THE TABLES!
James Peters: BUT RINGMASTER ISN’T STAYING DOWN LONG AS CAGE HAPPENS TO SEE THAT! CAGE RUNS TOWARDS RINGMASTER! OH MY GOD! RINGMASTER LAUNCHES CAGE THROUGH THE AIR AND SENDS HIM TUMBLING ONTO THE MAT! RINGMASTER SEEING LIMMY RUN TOWARDS HIM AS HE LIFTS HIM UP! RINGMASTER SLAMMING LIMMY RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PADS!
Eve: Ringmaster not finished just yet as he picks Limmy up once more, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SNAKE EYES! LIMMY STUMBLING OUT OF THE CORNER AS RINGMASTER RUNS THE ROPES, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A HUGE BIG BOOT! LOOK THOUGH, MARK MACIAS IS GOING RIGHT AFTER RINGMASTER AFTER HE MANAGED TO HIT THE CREDITS ROLL ON KASEY! DOUBLE M WENT AFTER RINGMASTER FROM BEHIND, AND NOW RINGMASTER IS TRAPPED IN THE CORNER AS MARK JUST LAYS OUT PUNCH AFTER PUNCH TO RINGMASTER’S BACK! RINGMASTER IS ALMOST DEFENSELESS AS MARK PULLS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER, BEFORE SENDING HIM RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST, SHOULDER FIRST THROUGH THE TURNBUCKLES!
Stew-O: Maxwell has managed to get that hurling stuck away from Gavin- AND HE HITS GAVIN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE! Now Maxwell absolutely driving his knee right into the back of Gavin as Gavin is defenseless at the moment! Maxwell finally letting go as he brings Gavin up to his feet! KNEE TO GAVIN’S MIDSECTION BY MAXWELL! MAXWELL WITH A SECOND KNEE, NOW A THIRD! MAXWELL NOW TRYING TO TOSS GAVIN OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT GAVIN IS MANAGING TO FIGHT MAXWELL OFF! GAVIN WITH REPEATED BACK ELBOWS, AND MAXWELL IS FORCED TO LET GO OF GAVIN!
James Peters: GAVIN NOW GRABBING MAXWELL, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ATTEMPTING A SUPLEX, BUT MAXWELL LANDS ON THE APRON BEFORE THE SUPLEX COULD CONNECT! GAVIN TRYING TO CAPITALIZE- BUT MAXWELL DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO HIS MIDSECTION BEFORE SLIDING INTO THE RING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! MAXWELL PULLING GAVIN DOWN INTO A SCHOOL BOY TO GET GAVIN DOWN TO A KNEE, BEFORE IMMEDIATELY GETTING HIM IN A FRONT FACELOCK AND PLANTING HIM WITH A DDT!
Eve: NO, THE DDT DOES NOT CONNECT THERE! GAVIN SOMEHOW MANAGES TO HOLD MAXWELL IN PLACE, NOW HE’S GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET WHILE PULLING MAX UP! NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX BY MAXWELL!! GAVIN BOUNCES OFF THE CANVAS AS HE QUICKLY ROLLS AWAY AS MAXWELL OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTS WITH A BIG MOVE!
Stew-O: Meanwhile looking back to the other action in the ring it seems we’re back to another Cage and Kasey back and forth while the Grand Athletes are still making work of The Ringmaster!! Cage attempting to slowly lure Kasey to the ropes with some stiff punches! BUT KASEY WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT FORCING CAGE OVER! Cage trying to bring himself back up, BUT KASEY MEETS HIM WITH A STIFF EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! CAGE STUMBLING BACK AS KASEY SENDS HIM INTO A IRISH WHIP AS KASEY READIES UP! DROPKICK!
James Peters: BUT KASEY FALLS FLAT ON THE GROUND AS CAGE MANAGES TO GRAB AHOLD OF THE ROPES! Kasey bringing herself up to a knee but Cage quickly running in! MERCY RULE! NO! KASEY MANAGING TO DROP HER WEIGHT AND SLIP BEHIND CAGE! GERMAN SUPLEX! NO! KASEY MANAGES TO ELEVATE CAGE BUT CAGE SENDS A BACK ELBOW RIGHT TO HER HEAD FORCING HER TO LET GO! KASEY SWINGING WITH A MISS! AS CAGE DUCKS UNDER, BUT HE’S MET WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE HEAD BY KASEY WHICH SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH IMPACT!
Eve: Meanwhile The Grand Athletes are seemingly using the numbers game which they have been using this whole match to their advantage as their toying with Ringmaster at this point! Limmy grabbing Ringmaster as he throws him into the opposite corner trying to keep him situated in their grasp as much as possible! Mark trading places as he rushes towards Ringmaster! BUT RINGMASTER GRABBING MARK AND LIFTING HIM OVER HIS HEAD ONCE MORE AND TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF HIM ONTO THE APRON!
Stew-O: RINGMASTER HAS HIM IN HIS GRASP AS HE LOOKS TO ELIMINATE HIM! BUT LIMMY QUICKLY RUNNING IN AS WELL! BUT RINGMASTER LIFTS HIM OVER TOO TO THE LEFT SIDE OF RINGMASTER ONTO THE APRON! BOTH OF THEM TRYING TO SWING AT RINGMASTER! BUT RINGMASTER GRABS BOTH OF THEIR HEADS AND DRIVES THEM INTO THE RINGPOST! Ringmaster quickly separates away from them trying to catch his breath as both of them can barely hold onto the ropes but they seem not so keen on dropping down and getting themselves eliminated!
James Peters: Meanwhile it seems that Maxwell has found himself on the top rope once more! BUT GAVIN QUICKLY CLIMBS UP! GOING ON THE TOP ROPE IN THE RAMPAGE MATCH ALWAYS SPELLS BAD NEWS! GAVIN AND MAXWELL QUICKLY FIRING AWAY AT ONE ANOTHER AS IT’S CLEAR THIS IS DANGEROUS TERRITORY THEY’RE BOTH AT! GAVIN WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF MAXWELL STUNNING HIM AS IT LOOKS LIKE GAVIN IS GOING TO THROW MAXWELL RIGHT OFF! LOOK! CAGE TAKING ADVANTAGE AS HE QUICKLY RUNS OVER! CAGE GOING TO TOSS THEM BOTH OVER!
Eve: GAVIN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS HE SHOVES MAXWELL! BUT MAXWELL HAS A HOLD OF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! MAXWELL BARELY HANGS ON AS HE QUICKLY SWINGS OVER AND ONTO THE APRON! CAGE QUICKLY SWINGING A PUNCH! BUT MAXWELL GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND SLAMS IT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AS HE ENTERS THE RING! Maxwell quickly running to the ropes and back as Cage stumbles to the middle of the ring, MAXWELL WITH A CLOTHESLINE! BUT CAGE DUCKS UNDER! BOTH OF THEM QUICKLY CLOSING IN ON EACH OTHER AND EXCHANGING FIST! BUT LOOK! LOOK! KASEY KAOS! SHE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY TAKING ALL OF THEM DOWN!
Stew-O: THIS MATCH IS ABSOLUTE MAYHEM RIGHT NOW AS EVERYONE IS PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS IN THIS MATCH! Mark Macias and Limmy Monaghan are helping each other into the ring from Ringmaster’s absolute onslaught! Ringmaster is the only one there as they’re gunning for him once more! The Grand Athletes have been targeting the big man the whole match, the question is will it be all for nothing? RINGMASTER RUNNING AT THEM AS HE ABSOLUTELY MAULS THEM! NO! BOTH OF THEM DUCK UNDER! LIMMY QUICKLY GOING FOR A GUT KICK AS HE PULLS RINGMASTER IN! WILL HE HAVE THE STRENGTH TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS! DISNEY WORLD! THE STRENGTH OF THE GRAND ATHLETES AS THE ALLEY OOP FACEBUSTER INTO A DOUBLE KNEE GUTBUSTER CONNECTS!
James Peters: MEANWHILE THE COUNTDOWN IS BEGINNING! THE NUMBER IS SLOWLY DECREASING AS OUR TWELFTH ENTRANT IS GOING TO BE OUT HERE VERY SOON! WHO WILL IT BE?!
(‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons plays up as Terry Chambers makes his way out. He stands at the stage for a moment looking straight to the ring with a death stare as he knows what he must do. He begins to make his way to the ring quickly not wasting any time)
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
Eve: THE NEXT ENTRANT INTO THIS MATCH IS VOLTAGE’S TERRY CHAMBERS! Terry knows the struggles he’s been through with the Grand Rampage match over the course of his career and this year he plans to right his wrongs by winning the whole damn thing! Terry sliding into the ring! WHAT THE! THE GRAND ATHLETES QUICKLY RUN FORWARD AND CLOTHESLINE TERRY CHAMBERS OVER THE TOP ROPE! TERRY CHAMBERS IS ELIMINATED ALREADY! SHADES OF GRAND RAMPAGE 2016!
Bella Braxton: Terry Chambers has been eli-
Stew-O: TERRY JUST BARELY MANAGES TO HANG ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE! TERRY JUST BARELY KEEPING HIMSELF ON THE APRON AND PREVENTING HIMSELF FROM BEING ELIMINATED! BUT LOOK OTHER MEMBERS OF THE MATCH ARE COMING OVER! MAXWELL BEGINNING TO HELP AS THEY TRY TO GANG ON TERRY CHAMBERS AND GET HIM OUT OF THE MATCH! TERRY CLEARLY WITH FEARFUL EYES BUT HE’S STILL DETERMINED! TERRY LETTING GO OF A HAND FROM THE ROPES AS HE BEGINS TO FEND THEM OFF WITH PUNCHES RIGHT TO THEIR FACE!
James Peters: TERRY FINALLY ABLE TO GET INTO THE RING AS HE QUICKLY ENTERS IN! TERRY PUSHING EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY, AND HE BULLDOZES RIGHT THROUGH MAXWELL WITH A LARIAT! THE GRAND ATHLETES NOW COMING TO HELP MAXWELL- BUT TERRY TAKES THEM BOTH OUT WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! TERRY NOW CHARGING INTO KASEY WHO WAS TRYING TO TAKE TIME TO RECOVER IN THE CORNER, AND THERE’S THE RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE NY TERRY! THE BACK ELBOW FOLLOWED BY THE ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS, AND NOW TERRY PICKS KASEY UP, BEFORE RUNNING TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND CONNECTING WITH A BUCKLE BOMB! TERRY JUST TOOK DOWN FOUR COMPETITORS, AND NOW HE LIFTS CAGE UP!
Eve: BUCKLE BOMB TO CAGE! CAGE IS DOWN, BUT NOW RINGMASTER CHARGES IN- BUT TERRY DUCKS THAT LARIAT ATTEMPT! TERRY GRABBING RINGMASTER FROM BEHIND, AND HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! GAVIN MCARDLE OFF THE TOP ROPE THOUGH, CROSSBODY- NO! TERRY LITERALLY WALKED AWAY, LETTING GAVIN FALL FLAT ON HIS FACE BEFORE DEADLIFTING HIM UP AND DROPPING HIM WITH A POWERBOMB! TERRY HAS JUST TAKEN DOWN THE ENTIRE FIELD OF COMPETITORS IN THIS GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH SO FAR! LIMMY, MARK, CAGE, KASEY, RINGMASTER, MAXWELL, AND GAVIN WERE TAKEN DOWN IN A MATTER OF MINUTES, JUST AFTER TERRY RAN THE RISK OF GETTING ELIMINATED IN SECONDS! TERRY HAS BEEN LOOKING TO PROVE THAT THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP WASN’T HIS CEILING, AND HE MIGHT JUST DO THAT NOW!
Stew-O: Cage… This man is insane. Instead of doing what anyone else would do in his situation and crawl away, Cage is actually crawling towards Terry! Cage trying to pull himself up using the ropes, BUT NOW TERRY RUNS THE ROPES, AND HE HITS CAGE WITH A BIG- NO! THE BIG BOOT DOESN’T CONNECT! CAGE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND TERRY’S FOOT NOW IS CAUGHT ON THE TOP ROPE! CAGE NOW WITH A JUMPING NECKBREAKER ON TERRY! NEITHER MAN CAN GET BACK UP YET, BUT CAGE SOMEHOW FOUND A WAY TO GET SOME OFFENSE IN ON THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE!
James Peters: MAXWELL IS ABLE TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE IMMEDIATELY GOES AFTER GAVIN MCARDLE! MAXWELL PICKING HIM UP AND ATTEMPTING TO TOSS HIM OUT OF THE RING, BUT GAVIN MANAGES TO HANG ON! GAVIN WITH A BACK ELBOW, AND NOW HE LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE! GAVIN HOOKING BOTH ARMS, A TASTE OF MONAGHAN- NO! MAXWELL TURNS HIMSELF AROUND, AND HE BACK BODY DROPS GAVIN OVER THE TOP ROPE, BUT GAVIN JUST BARELY HANGS ON! MAXWELL ATTEMPTING A BOOT, BUT GAVIN BARELY MANAGES TO AVOID IT BEFORE SLIDING BACK INTO THE RING!
Eve: MARK AND LIMMY NOW LOOKING TO ELIMINATE TERRY AS LIMMY TRIES PICKING TERRY UP- BUT TERRY SHOVES LIMMY INTO MARK! LIMMY ACCIDENTALLY HIT MARK WITH A BACK ELBOW, CAUSING MARK TO STUMBLE! MARK TURNING LIMMY AROUND, AND oh no.. Mark and Limmy now are beginning to argue after Limmy accidentally elbowed Mark, but that’s not a very smart idea! LIMMY JUST SHOVED MARK! MARK JUST SHOVED LIMMY BACK! TENSIONS ARE BEGINNING TO RISE BETWEEN LIMMY AND MARK- BUT NOW TERRY CHAMBERS JUST CLOTHESLINED BOTH MEN OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: BOTH MEN MANAGE TO HANG ON! IN THE MEANTIME GAVIN MANAGED TO GET MAXWELL OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND NOW MAXWELL IS STRUGGLING ON THE APRON- BUT WAIT! MAXWELL MANAGES TO GET GAVIN IN A FRONT FACELOCK, AND HE PULLS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AS WELL! BOTH MEN ARE ON THE APRON, BUT GAVIN SENDS MAXWELL INTO THE RINGPOST! MAXWELL IS STRUGGLING AS HE BARELY HANGS ONTO THE TOP ROPE, BUT HE HITS A HUGE BIG BOOT AS GAVIN ATTEMPTED TO CHARGE AT HIM! MAXWELL GRABBING GAVIN AS GAVIN LOOKED HURT, AND WAIT! LOOK! GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB BY MAXWELL!! MAXWELL JUST HIT THE GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB OFF THE APRON, GAVIN MCARDLE IS OUT OF THIS MATCH!
Bella Braxton: Gavin McArdle has been eliminated.
James Peters: GAVIN MCARDLE IS GONE, BUT LOOK WHAT’S HAPPENING AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! MARK AND LIMMY NOW ARE TRYING TO FIGHT OFF TERRY CHAMBERS, WHO’S TRYING TO PUSH BOTH OF THEM OFF THE APRON! LIMMY WITH A FOREARM TO TERRY, AND MARK HITS A FOREARM OF HIS OWN NOW! LIMMY NOW JUMPING INTO THE- NO! TERRY JUST KICKED LIMMY’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM, AND LIMMY JUST FELL RIGHT ONTO THE TOP ROPE BEFORE FALLING OUT TO RINGSIDE! MARK CLEARLY DISTRACTED BY HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER BEING THROWN OUT THE RING, AND THAT ALLOWS TERRY TO HIT MARK WITH A BOOT, KNOCKING HIM OFF THE APRON AS WELL! JUST LIKE THAT MARK AND LIMMY ARE OUT OF THIS!
Bella Braxton: Limmy Monaghan and Mark Macias have been eliminated.
Eve: Somehow Terry Chambers just managed to eliminate both Limmy Monaghan and Mark Macias! Terry now turning around- RIGHT INTO A RUNNING KNEE BY KASEY KAOS! KASEY IS TAKING THE FIGHT TO TERRY CHAMBERS AFTER BEING SILENT THE PAST FEW MINUTES, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE TERRY MAY BE IN TROUBLE AS HE’S TRAPPED IN THE CORNER, TAKING REPEATED KICKS TO THE MIDSECTION BY KASEY! KASEY NOW BACKING INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING IN, AND THERE’S KASEY WITH A-
Stew-O: URANAGE BY TERRY CHAMBERS! TERRY JUST CAUGHT KASEY AND PLANTED HER WITH THAT URANAGE, AND NOW TERRY LOOKS TO GET HIS THIRD ELIMINATION AS HE LIFTS KASEY IN THE FIREMAN’S CARRY- BUT KASEY SLIPS BEHIND TERRY AND WRAPS HIM IN A SLEEPERHOLD! TERRY CHAMBERS IS IN A BIT OF TROUBLE HERE, AND IF THIS CONTINUES HE COULD BE KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS! WAIT, NO! SNAPMARE BY TERRY! TERRY PULLED KASEY OFF OF HIM AND HIT A HUGE SNAPMARE, AND NOW HE RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE DELIVERING A PENALTY KICK-
James Peters: PENALTY KICK DOESN’T CONNECT! KASEY DUCKED IT BEFORE KIPPING UP TO HER FEET, AND THERE’S AN ENZUIGIRI BY KASEY! THAT ENZUIGIRI BASICALLY STUNNED TERRY AS TERRY DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE, AND KASEY WASTES NO TIME AS SHE IMMEDIATELY CHARGES TOWARDS TERRY! CHERRY BOMB!! THE SHINING WIZARD CONNECTS, AND SOMEHOW KASEY HAS MANAGED TO TAKE DOWN TERRY CHAMBERS! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE DISPLAY BY KASEY HERE AS WE BEGIN THE COUNTDOWN TO OUR NEXT ENTRANT!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Judas’ by Fozzy plays up as Hevel slowly makes his way out to the ring. He has a smug look on his face as he does so as he takes his time slowly making his way to the ring, not taking the time out to run to the ring like the rest of the competitors)
Eve: Here we go as our thirteenth entrant in this match is Dynasty’s own, Hevel! Hevel rolling into the ring now as he’s officially in this matchup! Ringmaster is up to his feet as he goes to handle the new entrant- HEVEL POKING RINGMASTER RIGHT IN THE EYES! A LOW MOVE BY HEVEL AS HE’S NOT WASTING NO TIME MAKING HIS PRESENCE NOW! CAGE QUICKLY RUNNING AT HEVEL! HEVEL KICKING CAGE RIGHT IN THE GUT! HEVEL DROPPING DOWN TO A KNEE, HEVEL BOOSTING HIMSELF UP DRAMATICALLY WITH A UPPERCUT!
Stew-O: Hevel taking his time in this match but that does not seem good when you have 5 other people in the ring with you! BUT KASEY JUMPING RIGHT AT HEVEL! KASEY SLAMMING HER HEAD RIGHT ONTO THE SKULL OF HEVEL AS HE’S STUNNED! KASEY SENDING HIM TO THE ROPES QUICKLY! HEVEL TRIES TO SWING BUT KASEY DUCKS AND PULLS HIM IN! LONDON CALLING! KASEY CONNECTS WITH LONDON CALLING AS SHE BRINGS HIM UP! KASEY CHUCKS HEVEL OVER THE TOP ROPE! HEVEL IS GONE!
Bella Braxton: Hevel has been eliminated.
James Peters: QUICK ELIMINATION AS KASEY GAINS HER FIRST OF I’M SURE MANY ELIMINATIONS OF THE NIGHT AND SHE’S ON ABSOLUTE FIRE AT THIS POINT! Maxwell meanwhile is back in this matchup as he quickly sneaks up behind Kasey! MAXWELL FROM BEHIND! CHA-CHING! GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB AS HE ABSOLUTELY SLAMS KASEY RIGHT TO THE GROUND KILLING THE MOMENTUM WITH AN ABSOLUTE SNAP!
Eve: MEANWHILE IT SEEMS THE REST OF THE PEOPLE IN THIS MATCH HAVE GAINED THEIR BEARINGS! CAGE AND TERRY ARE UP AS THEY’RE GOING RIGHT AT IT! BOTH OF THEM SENDING VICIOUS STRIKES TO ONE ANOTHER HOPING TO OVERTAKE THE OTHER! CAGE QUICKLY GRABBING TERRY OUT OF NOWHERE AND SENDING HIM INTO A CORNER WITH A IRISH WHIP! CAGE QUICKLY GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT TERRY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! CAGE QUICKLY CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS HE LEAPS UP! DIVING CROSSBODY!
Stew-O: BUT TERRY CATCHES HIM! TERRY POPS CAGE UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION WITH BRUTE STRENGTH AS HE BEGINS TO BRING HIM OVER! TERRY IS TRYING TO THROW CAGE OUT OF THE RING! CAGE BARELY MANAGING TO HANG ON AS HE SENDS PUNCHES RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF TERRY! TERRY FINALLY IS FORCED TO BREAK HIS GRIP AS CAGE IS SENT ONTO THE APRON! TERRY TRYING TO THROW A PUNCH! BUT CAGE BLOCKS IT! CAGE QUICKLY GRABS TERRY, AND SOMEHOW HE MANAGES TO MUSCLE HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! SUPLEX SENDING TERRY OUT OF THE RING!
James Peters: NO WAIT! TERRY MANAGES TO STAY STILL AS HE SENDS A STRIKE RIGHT TO THE GUT OF CAGE! CAGE FORCED TO LET GO AS HE QUICKLY GRABS AHOLD OF THE ROPES! CAGE WITH A QUICK STRIKE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF TERRY ALLOWING HIM TO ENTER THE RING! CAGE LEAPING FORWARD WITH A RUNNING CROSSBODY TAKING TERRY DOWN QUICKLY BEFORE TERRY CAN DO ANYTHING! AND CAGE JUST ABSOLUTELY SLAMMING LEFTS AND RIGHTS ONTO THE FACE OF TERRY LEAVING HIM STUNNED!
Eve: It seems Ringmaster has put his hands on the situation as he’s going right for Maxwell! RINGMASTER WITH SOLID STRIKES RIGHT TO HIS GUT AS MAXWELL IS GOING FOR SHOTS AIMED AT HIS HEAD! MAXWELL TRYING TO SLAM HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF RINGMASTER BUT RINGMASTER QUICKLY PUSHES THE KNEE AWAY BEFORE IT CAN CONNECT! MAXWELL TRYING TO GO FOR SOMETHING BUT RINGMASTER GRABS HIM! BODYSLAM CONNECTS ONTO MAXWELL!
Stew-O: Maxwell quickly retreating away as Ringmaster is not done with his attack on the other members of this matchup! Ringmaster quickly prying off Cage from Terry as he’s taking advantage! CAGE SWINGING PUNCHES HIS WAY WHICH SLOWLY SENDS HIM BACK! BUT RINGMASTER WITH A GUT KICK RIGHT TO CAGE STOPPING THE ASSAULT! Cage tries to retaliate but Ringmaster quickly grabs him, POWERSLAM TO CAGE DRIVES HIM RIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Ringmaster is absolutely killing it at this point! But look at Terry Chambers as he slowly arises to face Ringmaster! This does not spell any good intentions for anyone in this matchup! TERRY AND RINGMASTER GOING RIGHT AT IT! BOTH OF THEN SLAMMING FIST INTO ONE ANOTHER! TERRY QUICKLY GRABS RINGMASTER BY THE ARM AND PULLS HIM! TERRY WITH A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE! TERRY KEEPING AHOLD AS HE BRINGS HIM UP AND PULLS HIM IN ATTEMPTING ANOTHER! BUT RINGMASTER DUCKS UNDER! RINGMASTER RIPS HIS HAND AWAY FROM TERRY AS TERRY RUNS AT HIM! RINGMASTER WITH A BIG BOOT! BUT TERRY GRABS HIS FOOT AND PUSHES IT TO THE GROUND! AS HE SPINS! TERRY CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST TAKING RINGMASTER DOWN TO A KNEE! TERRY LIFTING RINGMASTER UP AND GRABBING HIM! BIG SAMOAN DROP CONNECTS WITH IMPACT AS TERRY IS SHOWING OFF HIS STRENGTH IN THIS MATCH!
Eve: MAXWELL QUICKLY RUNNING AT TERRY! MAXWELL RUNNING FORWARD WITH A STIFF ELBOW RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! Terry stunned as Maxwell chases after him swiftly and grabs him! MAXWELL WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! BUT TERRY GRABS HIM! TERRY CHUCKS HIM INTO THE CORNER AS HE’S CLEARLY SETTING UP FOR SOMETHING! RANDOM ACTS OT VIOLENCE! C.C.S. ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS ON MAXWELL, CAUSING HIM TO CRUMBLE DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: KASEY JUST DROPKICKED TERRY THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE JUST AS HE WAS STARTING TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! IT’S NOT AN ELIMINATION, BUT TERRY IS THE FRESHEST COMPETITOR IN THE MATCH AT THE MOMENT, AND QUITE POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST THREAT! KASEY NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, BASEBALL SLIDE DROPK- NO! TERRY CATCHES KASEY, AND NOW HE LIFTS HER UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION, AND BE CONNECTS WITH A POWERBOMB INTO THE RING POST! KASEY LOOKS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF IT, AND KASEY HASN’T BEEN ELIMINATED, BUT AT THIS POINT SHE MIGHT NOT BE A THREAT FOR THE REST OF THIS MATCH! TERRY NOT FINISHED YET THOUGH AS HE DRAGS KASEY UP, AND HE SENDS HER INTO THE- NO!
James Peters: KASEY MANAGED TO TURN IT AROUND AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT! KASEY JUST SENT TERRY CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS, AND NOW BOTH TERRY AND KASEY ARE DOWN AND OUT! MEANWHILE ON THE INSIDE OF THE RING IT’S ONLY CAGE AND RINGMASTER THAT’S MANAGED TO GET BACK TO THEIR FEET- AND CAGE NOW GOES RIGHT AFTER RINGMASTER AS HE DRIVES HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! CAGE REPEATEDLY DRIVING HIS SHOULDER INTO RINGMASTER’S MIDSECTION, AND NOW HE’S JUST THROWING RIGHTS AND LEFTS, PUNCHING RINGMASTER IN THE MIDSECTION AS MANY TIMES AS HE CAN! RINGMASTER PUSHING CAGE AWAY BEFORE CHARGING IN- BUT CAGE MANAGES TO HIT A DROP TOE HOLD! CAGE NOW RUNNING THE ROPES- AND HE JUST HIT A RUNNING KNEE LIFT TO THE SIDE OF RINGMASTER’S FACE!
Eve: Maxwell has managed to get back to his feet- AND JUST AFTER CAGE HIT THE RUNNING KNEE MAXWELL TAKES CHARGE! MAXWELL ATTEMPTED TO THROW CAGE THROUGH THE ROPES, BUT SEEING HOW LONG CAGE HAS BEEN IN THIS MATCH, IT’S NOT GONNA BE EASY TAKING HIM OUT! CAGE MANAGED TO STOP HIMSELF FROM GOING THROUGH THE ROPES BY HOLDING ONTO THEM, BEFORE KICKING MAXWELL IN THE MIDSECTION! CAGE NOW WITH AN IRISH WHIP, AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A HUGE KITCHEN SINK KNEE! CAGE PULLING MAXWELL BACK TO HIS FEET, AND HE FOLLOWS UP WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Stew-O: WAIT, WHAT!? MAXWELL MANAGED TO LAND ON HIS FEET, AND HE QUICKLY CHARGES TOWARDS CAGE AND DELIVERS A HUGE DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD BEFORE HE COULD EVEN GET BACK UP! CAGE HOLDING THE BACK OF HIS NECK AS MAXWELL SLOWLY GETS BACK UP, AND NOW IS A BETTER TIME THAN EVER FOR MAXWELL TO CAPITALIZE! MAXWELL LIFTING CAGE UP, AND HE MANAGES TO CONNECT WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! MAXWELL DIDN’T LET GO THOUGH! INSTEAD HE PICKS CAGE BACK UP AND HITS A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! MAXWELL STILL NOT LETTING GO AS HE AIMS TO HIT ONE MORE GERMAN SUPLEX-
James Peters: BUT THE RINGMASTER IS BACK UP, AND HE GRABS MAXWELL FROM BEHIND WHILE MAXWELL IS STILL HOLDING CAGE! DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! WOW! MAXWELL HIT CAGE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX, WHILE AT THE SAME TIME BEING GERMAN SUPLEXED BY THE RINGMASTER! ALL THREE MEN INSIDE OF THE RING ARE DOWN, AND SO ARE BOTH TERRY AND KASEY KAOS, WHO ARE STILL OUTSIDE OF THE RING! ALL OF THE PEOPLE IN THE MATCH RIGHT NOW ARE DOWN AND OUT, AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE’RE APPROACHING OUR NEXT ENTRANT! WHOEVER THAT IS WILL HAVE A FIELD DAY SEEING THE STATE OF THE CURRENT ENTRANTS!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘GATTI’ by Pop Smoke, and JACKBOYS hits, and Andre Walker walks out to the stage, lip syncing the lyrics to his entrance music as he confidently walks down the ramp. He has a grin as he looks towards the competitors in the ring, but as he climbs onto the apron, he stops and looks down at the two competitors outside the ring, and completely turns his attention to them.)
Eve: DIVING KNEE! CHAMBERS WAS JUST GETTING TO HIS FEET, BUT JUST LIKE THAT HE’S DOWN AGAIN AS ANDRE WALKER MAKES SURE ONE OF THE BIGGEST THREATS OF THIS MATCH STAYS DOWN! ANDRE NOW GRABBING KASEY AS SHE TOO WAS MANAGING TO GET BACK UP, AND ANDRE DRIVES HER INTO THE APRON! ANDRE AND KASEY HAVE SOME HISTORY WITH EACH OTHER AS ANDRE BEAT HER IN HIS EAW DEBUT, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S AIMING TO REMIND KASEY WHAT HE CAN DO AS HE SETS UP FOR THE CHRISTOPHER WALKING OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Stew-O: IT DOESN’T CONNECT! KASEY MANAGES TO SLIP BEHIND ANDRE AS HE HAD HER IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR, AND NOW KASEY ATTEMPTED TO SEND ANDRE INTO THE RING POST BUT HE WAS ABLE TO STOP HIMSELF WITH HIS FOOT BEFORE ELBOWING KASEY! ANDRE PICKING KASEY UP, AND HE DROPS HER WITH A BACKBREAKER! DRE NOW SLIDING INTO THE RING BEFORE RUNNING TO THE ROPES, AND JUST AS MAXWELL MANAGED TO GET BACK
UP HE’S DROPPED AGAIN WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! RINGMASTER ATTEMPTED A LARIAT AS DRE GOT BACK UP, BUT ANDRE MANAGED TO DUCK IT BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES! BLINDING LIGHTS! THE BICYCLE KNEE CONNECTS, AND NOW THE RINGMASTER GOES DOWN, BUT NOW LOOK AT WHO ANDRE IS LEFT WITH!
James Peters: CAGE IS BACK ON HIS FEET, AND HE AND DRE ARE STARING A HOLE INTO ONE ANOTHER! ANDRE AND CAGE ARE STARTING TO CIRCLE THE RING AS BOTH RINGMASTER AND MAXWELL ROLLED AWAY, AND NOW THE TWO ARE BEGINNING TO FIGHT! CAGE AND ANDRE ARE FIGHTING, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE CAGE IS GETTING THE BETTER OF ANDRE! CAGE HAS BEEN HERE FOR A LONG TIME, BOTH IN THIS MATCH AND IN EAW AS A WHOLE, MEANWHILE ANDRE IS A NEWCOMER IN BOTH! CAGE HAS ANDRE BACKED INTO THE ROPES WITH THIS FLURRY OF PUNCHES, AND NOW HE RUNS THE ROPES! IS THIS GONNA BE AN ELIMINATION ALREADY!?
Eve: SPINNING HEEL KICK BY ANDRE! CAGE’S HEAD WAS NEARLY KICKED RIGHT OFF, AND NOW ANDRE GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX- BUT CAGE STOPS IT WITH A BACK ELBOW! CAGE NOW GRABBING ANDRE IN A FRONT FACELOCK, AND HE ATTEMPTS A SUPLEX, BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO KEEP HIMSELF DOWN BEFORE PULLING CAGE UP! WALKER’S WRAT- NO! CAGE MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET, AND NOW HE HITS ANDRE WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! ANDRE PULLING HIMSELF TO THE CORNER AND NOW CAGE CHARGES IN- BUT ANDRE LIFTS CAGE OVER HIM, IS CAGE GONE!?
Stew-O: NO! CAGE MANAGED TO LAND ON THE TOP ROPE! ANDRE REALIZES THIS AND IMMEDIATELY CLIMBS UP TOP TO ATTEMPT A GERMAN SUPERPLEX- BUT CAGE MANAGES TO SLIP DOWN THE TOP ROPE BEFORE PUSHING ANDRE OFF! ANDRE MANAGES TO SURVIVE HOLDING ONTO THE TOP ROPE BEFORE PULLING HIMSELF ONTO THE APRON- AND HE JUMPS INTO THE RING BEFORE HITTING A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT- WAIT NO! CAGE CAUGHT ANDRE ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND NOW HE’S LOOKING TO GAIN HIS SECOND ELIMINATION! THINGS COULD BE GOING SOUTH FOR ANDRE WALKER VERY QUICKLY IF HE DOESN’T DO SOMETHING!
Eve: ANDRE MANAGES TO GET OUT OF CAGE’S GRASP AND SLIP BEHIND HIM! ANDRE WITH A DRAGON SUPLEX! CAGE IS DOWN, AND NOW ANDRE SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO PULL CAGE UNDER IT, AND WE SAW THE GRAND ATHLETES ATTEMPT A SIMILAR STRATEGY EARLIER, BUT TO BE HONEST I THINK ANDRE MAY BE A BIT MORE SUCCESSFUL AT THIS POINT-
Stew-O: TERRY CHAMBERS JUST TURNED ANDRE INSIDE OUT WITH A LARIAT! ANDRE WAS JUST CAUGHT OFF GUARD WITH THAT LARIAT, AND NOW TERRY SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING, AND DROPS THE RINGMASTER WITH A BIG BOOT BEFORE HE COULD GET BACK UP! TERRY TAKING CAGE NOW, AND HE HITS HIM WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! TERRY JUST SENT CAGE FLYING HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!
James Peters: MAXWELL NOW IS TRYING TO FIGHT TERRY OFF, BUT TERRY CAUSES MAXWELL TO STUMBLE BACK WITH A HEADBUTT! TERRY CHARGING IN, AND HE SENDS MAXWELL OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A LARIAT! MAXWELL HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY TERRY CHAMBERS!
Bella Braxton: Maxwell has been eliminated.
Eve: MAXWELL IS GONE! TERRY CHAMBERS HAS JUST SCORED HIS THIRD ELIMINATION, BUT LOOK OUT!! DEATH OR GLORY!!! KASEY KAOS MANAGES TO HIT TERRY CHAMBERS WITH THAT DIVING HURRICANRANA, AND JUST WHEN TERRY MADE A HUGE COMEBACK, KASEY MANAGES TO PUT HIM DOWN ONCE AGAIN! TERRY CHAMBERS IS USING THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF UP, BUT THAT’S PROBABLY NOT THE BEST IDEA AS KASEY RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE CHARGING IN! KASEY TAKES OUT TERRY CHAMBERS!
Stew-O: TERRY WITH A BACK BODY DROP! TERRY TOSSES KASEY OUT OF THE RING, KASEY IS GONE!!
James Peters: WAIT, WHAT!? ANDRE WALKER JUST CAUGHT KASEY! TERRY TOSSED KASEY RIGHT INTO ANDRE, BUT ANDRE MANAGED TO CATCH KASEY IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! ANDRE PULLING KASEY UP, AND I THINK HE’S ATTEMPTING TO HIT A POWERBOMB TO ELIMINATE KASEY, BUT KASEY MANAGES TO GRAB ONTO THE ROPES! KASEY FREEING HERSELF FROM ANDRE’S GRASP, AND SHE MANAGES TO KICK HIM AWAY! KASEY PULLING HERSELF BACK INTO THE RING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, HOW ON EARTH DID KASEY JUST AVOID ELIMINATION THERE!? ANDRE SLIDING BACK INTO THE RING, AND I THINK BOTH HE AND TERRY ARE SURPRISED THAT KASEY IS STILL IN THIS! HONESTLY, IF YOU ASK ME, I’D SAY EVEN KASEY IS SURPRISED THAT SHE’S STILL IN THIS!
Eve: That was just amazing, you’ve got to give Kasey credit with how she’s been managing to stay in this match in her second ever Free-per-view event! But not just her everyone in this matchup who have all endured so much! TERRY QUICKLY GRABBING KASEY AS HE LIFTS HER UP HAVING ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT! TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB! NO! KASEY SLIPS OFF AS TERRY RAMS HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER AND COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND! Kasey manages to escape that one, BUT IT SEEMS THE RINGMASTER HAS TRADED PLACES WITH TERRY! RINGMASTER RETURNING INTO THIS MATCHUP AS HE RAMS RIGHT INTO KASEY!
Stew-O: Ringmaster quickly bringing Kasey up to her feet as he lifts her off the ground! RINGMASTER IN A POWERSLAM POSITION! AND HE ABSOLUTELY SLAMS KASEY DOWN WITH A THUD! Ringmaster is already right back into this match and he’s wasting no time taking names and kicking ass! Meanwhile it seems Andre Walker is quickly circling around the ring trying to grab ahold of Cage who has already retreated away! Cage quickly up as Andre quickly swiped at his feet! BUT CAGE GRABBING THE TOP ROPE AS HE SWINGS HIMSELF FORWARD AND SENDS ANDRE BACK WITH A KICK!
James Peters: ANDRE NOT WASTING ANYTIME QUICKLY ENTERING INTO THE RING AND STARING A HOLE INTO CAGE ONCE MORE LIKE WE SAW JUST A FEW MINUTES AGO! ANDRE IS GOING RIGHT AT IT AS HE ATTEMPTS TO REEL BACK AND SWING AS CAGE DUCKS UNDER! CAGE WITH A BACK SUPLEX! BUT OH MY GOD! ANDRE WITH MAJOR FLEXIBILITY MANAGES TO BARELY LAND ON HIS FEET AS HE ROLLS BACKWARDS! DRE TAKES CAGE RIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SMOOTH DROPKICK!
Eve: TERRY FROM BEHIND! TERRY TRIES TO LOCK IN HIS SIGNATURE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS REAR NAKED CHOKE ON ANDRE BUT HE’S SMART ABOUT IT AS DRE SLAMS AN ELBOW RIGHT INTO HIS GUT! TERRY ATTEMPTING TO QUICKLY GRAB ANDRE BY THE HEAD AND THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT DRE QUICKLY RECOVERS AS HE LEAPS OFF! SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE ONTO CHAMBERS!
Stew-O: DOES NOT CONNECT AS CHAMBERS WALKS AWAY FROM THE SITUATION AS ANDRE LANDS FLAT ON HIS STOMACH! Cage is up to his feet after being taken down by Andre and he does not seem happy! CAGE BOOSTING UP WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE AIMED RIGHT TO THE GUT OF A RECOVERING ANDRE WALKER! ANDRE STAGGERING BACK AS CAGE LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND! POWERBOMB LUNGBLOWER TAKES ANDRE STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Terry going right for Ringmaster now as both of them are going at it again! BOTH OF THEM TRADING QUICK STRIKES BUT TERRY ISN’T HERE FOR THAT AS HE DRIVES HIS FOOT RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF RINGMASTER! Ringmaster stumbles back but he begins to close in again, TERRY WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! Kasey running forward right at Terry! TERRY TRYING TO GO FOR A LARIAT BUT KASEY QUICKLY DUCKS UNDER THAT! KASEY PULLING TERRY IN QUICKLY AS SHE BEGINS TO RUN! KASEY CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG TAKING TERRY DOWN!
Eve: MEANWHILE IS SEEMS LIKE OUR NEXT COMPETITOR IS COMING IN! THIS IS ABSOLUTE MAYHEM IN ITSELF AND I FEEL LIKE THE PERSON THAT’S GOING TO ENTER NEXT IS JUST GOING TO ADD TO THAT WITH EQUAL IMPACT! WHO IS ENTRANT NUMBER FIFTEEN?!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Alive’ by P.O.D. plays.)
(Rex McAllister quickly comes out to the stage. He has a face of determination as he jumps around for a moment before quickly dashing to the ring. Cage has brought himself up to his feet as he looks right to the ramp seeing McAllister and telling him to bring it as Rex quickly rolls into the ring.)
Stew-O: ENTRANT NUMBER FIFTEEN IS REX MCALLISTER! AND HE’S WASTING NO TIME GOING RIGHT AT CAGE! REX AND CAGE ALREADY TRADING PUNCHES AS NONE OF THEM SEEM TO WANT TO GIVE AN INCH! THE ADVANTAGE THAT REX HAS IN THIS MATCH IS THAT HE’S FRESH INTO THIS! CAGE HAS BEEN HERE SINCE THE START OF THE MATCH AND LET’S SEE HOW LONG THAT MAY BRING HIM THROUGHOUT THESE FORTY ENTRANTS!
James Peters: REX GOING FOR A BICYCLE KICK! BUT CAGE PUSHES THE LEG OF REX AWAY! Rex stumbling back as now Cage is engaging, CAGE WITH A DISCUS FOREARM! BUT REX GRABS THE ARM OF CAGE AND PUSHES IT AWAY BEFORE CAGE CAN CONNECT! REX QUICKLY RUNNING TOWARDS CAGE! REX ATTEMPTS A RUNNING LARIAT BUT CAGE DUCKS UNDER AS REX IS PUSHED UP AGAINST THE ROPES! CAGE WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING REX OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Eve: REX MANAGES TO LAND ON THE APRON AS HE GRABS CAGE BY THE HEAD AND SENDS A SHATTERING FOREARM RIGHT TO HIM! THE LEVEL THESE GUYS ARE GOING AT IS UNBELIEVABLE! REX GRABBING THE HEAD OF CAGE BEFORE HE MANAGES TO GET AWAY! REX LEAPING HIMSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BACK INTO THE RING AS HE DROPS CAGE WITH A TORNADO DDT!!
Stew-O: Rex quickly grabbing Cage as he pulls him off the ground, BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX BY REX- BUT CAGE MANAGES TO REVERSE AND SLIP OUT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! CAGE QUICKLY GRABBING REX BY THE LEGS AND PULLING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! REX BRINGING HIS HEAD UP BUT CAGE BOOSTS HIMSELF FORWARD AND SLAMS A FIST RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF REX!
James Peters: WHILST THAT BACK AND FORTH CONTINUES IT SEEMS WE HAVE MORE GOING ON IN THE RING! ANDRE WALKER IS GOING RIGHT FOR RINGMASTER NOW! DRE WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF RINGMASTER’S FACE! DRE GOING FOR ANOTHER ONE! BUT RINGMASTER QUICKLY TURNS HIM AROUND! RINGMASTER LOCKING ANDRE INTO A SLEEPER HOLD! DRE SQUIRMING AROUND AS RINGMASTER IS SLOWLY BEGINNING TO DRAG HIM TO THE ROPES! IS HE TRYING TO BRING HIM TO SLEEP AND ELIMINATE HIM IN THE PROCESS?!
Eve: BUT THAT DOESN’T SEEM LIKE THE WAY DRE WANTS TO GO OUT IN THIS MATCHUP! DRE DROPPING HIS ARMS AS HE SLAMS ELBOWS RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF RINGMASTER FORCING HIM TO WEAKEN THE HOLD JUST ENOUGH FOR HIM TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT IN THIS MATCHUP! ANDRE WITH A SPIN KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF RINGMASTER AS HE MANAGES TO ESCAPE BEFORE SUDDEN HARM COULD BE DONE AND INCREASE THE CHANCES OF HIM BEING ELIMINATED!
Stew-O: RINGMASTER RUNNING RIGHT AT DRE ONCE MORE AS DRE LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE ROPES! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! NO! RINGMASTER CATCHES HIM! HOLY SHIT! RINGMASTER WALKING TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! HE ABSOLUTELY SLAMS ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A POWERSLAM WHICH TAKES HIM RIGHT OUT AS ANDRE QUICKLY RETREATS AWAY FROM RINGMASTER BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE CAN HAPPEN!
James Peters: Ringmaster quickly taken off guard as Kasey runs right towards him! RINGMASTER WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT KASEY DUCKS RIGHT UNDER! KASEY KICKING RINGMASTER RIGHT ON THE BACK OF THE KNEECAP AS KASEY GRABS HIM! BULLDOG! WAIT! RINGMASTER IS LIFTING KASEY UP OFF HER FEET! BACK SUPLEX RIGHT ONTO KASEY! Ringmaster quickly bringing Kasey upwards as he grabs her by the head and brings her to the ropes! BUT KASEY ELBOWING RINGMASTER RIGHT IN THE GUT! KASEY PERSISTENT AS SHE’S NOT GOING TO BE TAKEN OUT OF THIS MATCH SO EASILY!
Eve: They’re both beginning to brawl once more as it’s clear the fight between Cage and Rex McAllister is far from over! Cage has managed to push Rex into the corner as he’s climbing up onto the second rope now! CAGE RAINING DOWN PUNCHES RIGHT ONTO THE HEAD OF REX AS REX IS DEFENSELESS! BUT REX MANAGING TO SHOVE AWAY FROM CAGE AS CAGE QUICKLY RUNS TOWARDS HIM! CAGE WITH A RUNNING FOREARM RIGHT TO THE CORNER! CAGE REBOUNDS AS HE QUICKLY RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE! ANOTHER RUNNING FOREARM! BUT REX! REX CATCHES CAGE WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER AS CAGE IS TAKEN RIGHT TO THE GROUND OUT OF NOWHERE!
Stew-O: Cage quickly brought up by Rex as Rex is looking to throw him out of the ring and to the outside! BUT CAGE TURNING THE TABLES AS HE LOOKS TO THROW REX OUTSIDE! BOTH OF THEM ARE FIGHTING FOR SUPREMACY AS THEY SEND FIST AFTER FIST INTO ONE ANOTHER! NONE OF THEM WANT TO GIVE IN FOR THIS MATCHUP! BOTH OF THEM WANT TO WIN THE GRAND RAMPAGE! CAGE WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT! BUT REX GRABBING CAGE AND SPEARING HIM RIGHT TO THE GROUND! BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN! OH MY GOD!
James Peters: Meanwhile it seems Terry Chambers and Andre Walker are going right at it as Terry has managed to recuperate from the brutal beating this match has been giving him! Terry bringing Dre up as he’s striking forearms forcing him backwards and to the ropes! BUT DRE IS FIGHTING BACK AS HE KICKS TERRY RIGHT IN THE SHIN! TERRY HOBBLES BACKWARDS BUT DRE HAS HIM RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM! BLINDING LIGHTS! THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE!
Eve: BUT TERRY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! ANDRE QUICKLY TURNS AND RUNS AT HIM AS TERRY POPS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! TERRY CONNECTS WITH A HUGE SIT-OUT POWERBOMB THAT TAKES DRE OUT! But Dre is still doing what he can to stay in this match as he’s grabbing the ropes and pulling himself up quickly to the surprise of Terry at this moment! Somehow Andre still has fight left in him as he manages to get back to his feet, this is unbelievable! Terry now aiming to give him a chance to recover though, AS HE IMMEDIATELY HITS ANDRE WITH A KNEE LIFT TO THE MIDSECTION! ANDRE IS DOUBLED OVER, AND NOW TERRY WITH A CLUBBING BLOW TO THE BACK, DROPPING ANDRE!
Stew-O: KASEY KAOS HAS MANAGED TO AVOID ELIMINATION, AND NOW SHE’S REPEATEDLY KNEEING RINGMASTER IN THE MIDSECTION! RINGMASTER IS PROBABLY GONNA HAVE A HARD TIME BREATHING AFTER ALL THIS AS HE NOW HANGS ONTO THE ROPES, AND NOW KASEY RUNS THE ROPES, CLOTHESLINE OVER THE- NO! RINGMASTER IS ABLE TO USE HIS SIZE TO HIS ADVANTAGE AS KASEY WASN’T ABLE TO CLOTHESLINE HIM OVER THE TOP VERY EASILY! KASEY RUNNING THE ROPES AGAIN, AND SHE GOES FOR THE CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP A SECOND TIME, AND THIS TIME RINGMASTER NEARLY WENT OVER THE TOP! KASEY RUNNING THE ROPES ONE MORE TIME-
James Peters: JUST FOR RINGMASTER TO DROP HER WITH ONE HUGE CHOP! RINGMASTER IS BARELY ABLE TO STAND AFTER ALL THE OFFENSE KASEY HAD JUST DELIVERED, BUT THAT ONE CHOP WAS ALL RINGMASTER NEEDED TO STOP KASEY’S MOMENTUM! RINGMASTER AND TERRY CHAMBERS NOW BEGINNING TO APPROACH EACH OTHER- AND TERRY JUST HIT RINGMASTER WITH A HEADBUTT! RINGMASTER ACTUALLY STUMBLING A BIT, BUT BEFORE TERRY COULD CAPITALIZE RINGMASTER RETURNS THE FAVOR WITH A HEADBUTT OF HIS OWN! TERRY NOW WITH A SECOND HEADBUTT, BUT RINGMASTER IMMEDIATELY RESPONDS WITH ANOTHER HEADBUTT OF HIS OWN-
Eve: TERRY WITH A PUNCH RIGHT TO RINGMASTER’S FACE, JUST AS HE WENT FOR THAT FINAL HEADBUTT! TERRY WITH ANOTHER PUNCH, AND ANOTHER! RINGMASTER IS BACKED UP INTO THE ROPES, AND NOW TERRY IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE PAIR OF ROPES! TERRY LIFTING RINGMASTER UP IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY AFTER RINGMASTER REBOUNDED OFF THE ROPES- BUT RINGMASTER IS ABLE TO SLIP BEHIND TERRY AND GET OUT OF HIS ARMS! RINGMASTER TRYING TO SET UP FOR A BACK SUPLEX- BUT TERRY DROPS RINGMASTER WITH A HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN! TERRY NOW PULLING THE RINGMASTER UP, AND SOMEHOW TERRY MANAGED TO HIT RINGMASTER WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Stew-O: NOW REX MCALLISTER IS TRYING TO ELIMINATE CAGE, AND IF THERE’S ANYONE LIKELY TO ELIMINATE SOMEONE LIKE CAGE, IT’S REX! REX TRYING TO GET CAGE OUT OF THE RING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, BUT CAGE JUST WON’T LET GO OF THOSE ROPES! REX WITH A STOMP ONTO CAGE’S ARM! CAGE HOLDING HIS ARM IN PAIN, AND NOW REX KICKS CAGE OUT OF THE RING- WAIT NO! CAGE PULLING HIMSELF BACK IN! ROPE HUNG LUNATIC- NO! REX MANAGES TO DUCK THE LARIAT, BEFORE DROPPING CAGE WITH A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! IT LOOKS LIKE WE MAY BE SEEING THE NEXT ENTRANT VERY SOON, AND AS IT STANDS ONLY TWO OF THE SIX COMPETITORS IN THE RING ARE ON THEIR FEET!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Stabbing In The Dark’ By Ice Nine Kills begins to play, and moments later Komatsu Ogawa walks out to the stage. He takes a few seconds to observe what’s going on inside of the ring, keeping a nearly unimpressed, stone cold look on his face, before finally taking off and running down the ramp into the field of Elitists.)
James Peters: THE SERPENT KING KOMATSU OGAWA IS IN, AND NOW HE GOES RIGHT AFTER REX, THE MOST FRESH COMPETITOR IN THIS MATCH BESIDES HIMSELF! OGAWA LIGHTING REX UP WITH REPEATED STRIKES, BUT REX IS FOR THE MOST PART ABLE TO BLOCK MOST OF THEM- UNTIL OGAWA CONNECTS WITH A LEG SWEEP! TERRY NOW LIFTING OGAWA UP IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY, BUT OGAWA QUICKLY SLIPS BEHIND TERRY WHILE RAKING THE EYES! OGAWA NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND THERE’S A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER ON THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE! WE ALL KNOW THAT OGAWA HAS NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS WITH GETTING HIS HANDS DIRTY TO GAIN AN ADVANTAGE, AND THIS IS JUST PROOF OF THAT STATEMENT!
Eve: ANDRE WALKER MANAGED TO GET BACK UP, BUT OGAWA IMMEDIATELY GOES AFTER HIM WITH THE MASAKARI- ONLY FOR IT TO BE DUCKED BY WALKER! DRE HITS OGAWA WITH A PELE KICK! OGAWA DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE, AND NOW ANDRE LIFTS HIM UP FOR A BRAINBUSTER- BUT OGAWA PULLS HIMSELF DOWN BEFORE LIFTING DRE UP! NEUROTOXIN BY KOMATSU OGAWA!! ANDRE IS DOWN, AND NOW I THINK OGAWA IS PLANNING TO GAIN AN ELIMINATION-
Stew-O: REX TAKES OGAWA DOWN WITH AN OLYMPIC SLAM! Rex gets some payback there as he stops Ogawa right in his tracks! Rex turning around to go back to Cage- BUT KASEY KAOS NOW GOES RIGHT AFTER REX! KASEY WITH REPEATED FOREARMS TO REX, AND NOW SHE MANAGES TO SEND REX OVER THE TOP ROPE! REX MANAGES TO HANG ON, BUT NOW KASEY ATTEMPTS TO KNOCK REX OFF THE APRON! FOREARM BLOCKED BY REX, AND NOW HE HITS KASEY WITH A FOREARM OF HIS OWN! REX PULLING HIMSELF INTO THE RING WITH A SLINGSHOT SPEAR ON KASEY, AND ALREADY REX IS SHOWING US THAT IT’S GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN A LOT TO TAKE THIS MAN OUT OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE!
James Peters: CAGE AND THE RINGMASTER HAVE MANAGED TO GET BACK TO THEIR FEET, BUT REX IS ACTUALLY GOING RIGHT AFTER THE BOTH OF THEM! REX WITH A FOREARM TO RINGMASTER, NOW A FOREARM TO CAGE! ANOTHER ONE TO RINGMASTER! ANOTHER ONE TO CAGE! BOTH MEN ARE GETTING HIT WITH THESE FOREARMS- BUT WAIT! RINGMASTER CATCHES REX’S HAND THIS TIME, AND NOW CAGE KICKS REX IN THE MIDSECTION! BOTH RINGMASTER AND CAGE GRABBING REX, AND THEY SEND HIM INTO THE CORNER- JUST FOR REX TO RUN UP THE TURNBUCKLES AND DIVE ONTO BOTH MEN WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!
Eve: TERRY WITH THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS! TERRY JUST GRABBED REX, AND NOW HE HAS A STANDING VERSION OF THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS APPLIED ON REX! YOU CAN’T ELIMINATE PEOPLE BY SUBMISSION, BUT IF HE MAKES REX PASS OUT HE’D HAVE NO PROBLEM ELIMINATING HIM! REX IS BACKING UP INTO THE ROPES, DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO ESCAPE THE SUBMISSION, BUT THERE’S NOTHING HE CAN DO! REX IS BEGINNING TO FADE, IS HIS GRAND RAMPAGE RUN ALREADY OVER!? WE ALL KNOW THE INFAMOUS HISTORY TERRY CHAMBERS HAS IN THIS MATCH, IMAGINE THE TURNAROUND IT’D BE IF HE COULD ELIMINATE ONE OF THE FAVORITES TO WIN THE MATCH RIGHT HERE!
Stew-O: REX MANAGES TO POWER OUT OF THE SUBMISSION BEFORE SLIDING OUT TO THE APRON FROM UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! REX NOW WITH A SLEEPER HOLD ON TERRY FROM THE APRON! REX RETURNS THE FAVOR WITH THE SUBMISSION, AND NOW REX PUTS HIS LEGS BACK INTO THE RING TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE DIFFICULT FOR TERRY TO ESCAPE THE SUBMISSION! NOW TERRY IS STRUGGLING, AND LOOK! OGAWA AND ANDRE ARE BOTH GOING AFTER TERRY, EACH PICKING UP ONE OF HIS LEGS! THEY’RE TRYING TO LIFT TERRY OUT OF THE RING WHILE REX PULLS HIM OUT! IF THESE THREE MANAGE THIS THAT’D BE A HUGE ELIMINATION!
James Peters: TERRY MANAGES TO HIT REX WITH A HEADBUTT WITH THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! REX LOOKS OUT AS HE TUMBLES OUT OF THE RING, AND THAT ALLOWS TERRY TO KICK ANDRE AND OGAWA OFF OF HIM! REX HASN’T BEEN ELIMINATED, WE HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE TERRY IS LOOKING TO DO WHATEVER HE CAN TO TAKE REX OUT OF THIS AS HE RUNS THE ROPES! SUICIDE DIVE BY TERRY CHAMBERS! TERRY NOW THROWING REX BACK INTO THE RING, AND JUST AS REX STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER, TERRY NOW CHARGES IN! RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!!
Eve: REX IS DOWN, AND NOW OGAWA CHARGES IN- JUST FOR TERRY TO LAY HIM OUT WITH A CLOTHESLINE! NOW IT’S ANDRE CHARGING IN- JUST FOR TERRY TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A BACK BODY DROP! NOW KASEY AND RINGMASTER ARE UP, BUT BEFORE THEY COULD EVEN HAVE THE CHANCE TO TRY AND ATTACK, TERRY TAKES BOTH OF THEM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE LARIAT! TERRY HAS JUST TAKEN OUT NEARLY THE ENTIRE FIELD OF COMPETITORS, BUT HE ISN’T FINISHED YET AS HE PICKS REX UP, AND HE HAS HIM IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY! CAGE CHARGING IN- BUT TERRY PICKS HIM UP AS WELL! IS TERRY ABOUT TO HIT A DOUBLE T-5!?!?
Stew-O: YES!! HE DOES! TERRY JUST DROPPED BOTH REX AND CAGE WITH A DOUBLE T-5- BUT LOOK AT THAT! JUST AS TERRY TRIED TO GET BACK UP, OGAWA JUST LAID HIM OUT WITH THE MASAKARI!! WAIT, OGAWA, BEHIND YOU! ANDRE WALKER IS BACK IN THIS, AND HE LIFTS OGAWA UP! CHRISTOPHER WALKING!! NOW IT’S KASEY KAOS TAKING ADVANTAGE AS SHE GRABS ANDRE FROM BEHIND! LONDON CALLING!! KASEY ABOUT TO GO FOR THE ELIMINATION- BUT RINGMASTER JUST PICKED KASEY UP, AND IMMEDIATELY DROPS HER WITH A BIG ENDING!! EVERYONE IS DOWN! SOMEHOW EVERY SINGLE COMPETITOR IN THIS MATCH IS UNABLE TO GET UP TO THEIR FEET, WHAT ON EARTH DID WE JUST SEE!?!?
James Peters: I DON’T THINK ANY OF THEM ARE ABLE TO GET UP AS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM HAVE JUST GOT THE LIVING SHIT BEATEN OUT OF THEM NOT JUST RIGHT NOW, BUT THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE COURSE OF THIS MATCH! Rex and Cage slowly simultaneously getting up they’re shaking off that absolutely devastating T-5 they both just took! The question is, how much do they have left in the tank?!
Eve: Cage and Rex are the only ones up as they slowly circle around one another! This should be good! WAIT! OGAWA GOING AFTER CAGE! TERRY GOING RIGHT AFTER REX! CAGE AND OGAWA IS NOT A GREAT COMBINATION! BOTH OF THEM MIGHT KILL EACH OTHER! CAGE SLAMMING RIGHT HANDS RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF OGAWA AS OGAWA IS ABSORBING EACH AND EVERYONE OF THOSE SHOTS!
Stew-O: OGAWA PUSHING THE HAND AWAY FINALLY! OGAWA WITH A STIFFENING HEADBUTT! CAGE IS STUNNED AS HE SHAKES IT OFF! CAGE WITH A HEADBUTT OF HIS OWN! AND IT’S A BACK AND FORTH AS BOTH OF THEM ARE LITERALLY BASHING THEIR HEADS AGAINST EACH OTHER! CAGE! OGAWA! CAGE! OGAWA! CAGE! OGAWA! OGAWA MANAGING TO GET THE MAJORITY OF THEM AS CAGE IS FINALLY SENT DOWN TO A KNEE! CAGE QUICKLY GETTING UP BUT HE DOESN’T SEE OGAWA! OGAWA WITH A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER SENDING CAGE DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Meanwhile going right back to Terry and Rex battling it out at this moment! Rex has managed to bring Terry down to a knee as he’s just repeatedly slamming forearms right into his face! BUT TERRY SENDING SHOTS TO REX’S GUT AS WELL AS HE’S STARTING TO BRUISE AS WELL! BUT REX WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF TERRY! BUT TERRY! TERRY DOESN’T FEEL A THING! HE PULLS HIMSELF UP TO EYE LEVEL WITH REX AS HE GRABS HIM! SPINEBUSTER!
Eve: NO! REX WITH A ELBOW FORCING TERRY TO LET GO OF THE REX MASTER! TERRY TRYING TO REEL BACK AND GO FOR A FOREARM SMASH TO REX! BUT REX DUCKS UNDER AS HE GOES BEHIND TERRY! REX TRYING TO PUSH TERRY OUT! TERRY SLOWLY ROLLS OVER THE TOP ROPE! TERRY HAS A HOLD THOUGH AS HE’S BARELY HOLDING ONTO THE ROPES AS REX TRIES TO PUSH HIM OUT!
Stew-O: BUT TERRY IS FIGHTING BACK THOUGH! TERRY MANAGING TO DROP HIMSELF ONTO THE APRON AS HE PULLS HIMSELF UP! REX TRYING TO DELIVER SHOTS TO HIM BUT IT SEEMS TO BE INEFFECTIVE IN HELPING HIM ELIMINATE TERRY AS TERRY IS NOT BUDGING! TERRY RAMMING A SHOULDER RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF REX! Rex forced to retreat back as Terry enters the ring and runs right at him! BUT REX WITH A JUMPING KNEE! Terry stumbles down to a knee, REX BEGINNING TO STRIKE WITH VICIOUS ELBOW STRIKES! REX MOVING BACK AND CONNECTING WITH A BICYCLE KICK TAKING TERRY DOWN! BUT BEHIND YOU REX! KASEY WITH A HIGH KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF REX SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND AS KASEY FALLS TO A KNEE EXHAUSTED!
James Peters: MEANWHILE IT SEEMS OUR NEXT ENTRANT IS ABOUT TO COME OUT! THE COUNTDOWN IS DWINDLING DOWN AS THIS NEXT PERSON IS GOING TO HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THESE COMPETITORS WHO CLEARLY HAVE HAD A TOLL TAKEN ON THEM! WHO WILL IT BE?!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Enemy Strike’ by Yuki Hayashi plays up, absolutely blasting through the speakers of the Oracle Arena as nearly everyone turns their head to the stage in confusion.)
Eve: NO WAY! IT CAN’T BE!
(Myles makes his way out to the stage as he looks around the arena for a moment. He gives a nod still keeping a straight face as it’s clear by not even entering this match he’s already made his presence known. He crouches down for a moment before spreading his arms out and sprinting down to the ring.)
Stew-O: FORMER UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION! ONE-HALF OF THE FORMER TAG TEAM KNOWN AS THE WILDCARDS! MYLES IS BACK IN EAW! AND HE’S IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE! MYLES QUICKLY SLIDING INTO THE RING AS HE’S INSTANTLY BECAME A NEW TARGET IN THIS MATCHUP! KASEY KAOS QUICKLY RUNNING OVER TO MYLES! BUT MYLES WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TAKING HER DOWN!
James Peters: OGAWA GOING RIGHT FOR MYLES AS WELL! BUT MYLES QUICKLY DUCKS UNDER THE ATTEMPT OF A STRIKE FROM OGAWA AS HE GRABS HIM! MYLES WITH A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX AS OGAWA LANDS RIGHT ON HIS NECK! CAGE GOING RIGHT FOR MYLES NOW AS IT SEEMS THE ONSLAUGHT WON’T STOP! MYLES WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT AS HE GRABS HIM! POWERBOMB! BUT MYLES KEEPS A HOLD OF HIM! SPINNING SITOUT POWERBOMB TAKES CAGE RIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Eve: MYLES IS ON ABSOLUTE FIRE RIGHT NOW AS HE’S ALREADY MADE A DENT IN THE THICKENED ATMOSPHERE OF THIS MATCH! MYLES JUST TOOK OUT THREE COMPETITORS IN MERE MOMENTS, AND NOW THERE’S A BACK ELBOW JUST AS REX TRIED TO ATTACK MYLES FROM BEHIND! MYLES WITH A BICYCLE KNEE TO REX, AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BRAINBUSTER! BUT RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER FINALLY CLOBBERING MYLES FROM BEHIND SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE AND ENDING HIS REIGN OF TERROR THROUGHOUT THIS WHOLE MATCH!
Stew-O: Ringmaster bringing Myles up onto his feet as Ringmaster lifts him up onto his shoulders! BUT MYLES RAMMING ELBOW STRIKES RIGHT INTO HIS HEAD LETTING HIM SLIP OFF LIKE BUTTER! MYLES NOW SOMEHOW LIFTING RINGMASTER UP, AND HE HITS HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! MYLES NOT FINISHED YET AS HE PULLS THE RINGMASTER UP BY HIS ARMS, AND HE HITS A HUGE KAMIGOYE KNEE STRIKE! THE RINGMASTER IS DOWN, AND RIGHT NOW MYLES IS TAKING OUT EVERYONE!
James Peters: MYLES HAS HAD A VICE GRIP ON THIS MATCH SO FAR AS HE’S TOOK OUT EVERYONE! Meanwhile it seems Rex is recovering now from the move combination that Myles suddenly gave him! Both Rex and Myles have a death stare as they both look at eachother! If you remember after Grand Rampage 2019 when they faced off at the next week’s Voltage Rex McAllister managed to get a win over him just barely! Could things be changing tonight?!
Eve: AND THEY’RE OFF! MYLES WITH A RIGHT! BUT REX WITH A LEFT RIGHT BACK! BOTH OF THEM ARE ABSOLUTELY TEEING OFF ON ONE ANOTHER AS IT’S CLEAR NONE OF THEM WANTS TO GIVE AN INCH! ALL FOR THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH! MYLES GETTING STRIKES IN AS HE KNOCKS REX BACK WITH A ARRAY OF KICKS! OH! MYLES WITH A VICIOUS SIDE KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF REX TAKING THE AIR OUT OF HIM!
Stew-O: MYLES NOW RUNNING THE ROPES- BUT REX CATCHES HIM WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE! REX WITH ANOTHER ELBOW! AND ANOTHER! REX THROWING RIGHTS AND LEFTS, AND NOW HE HITS MYLES WITH A KICK OF HIS OWN! REX NOW RUNNING THE ROPES- BUT JUST AS REX WAS LOOKING FOR A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE MYLES CAUGHT HIM WITH A SUPERKICK! MYLES NOW, WITH THE DE FACTO!! MYLES HIT REX WITH THE DE FACTO, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE MYLES IS BRINGING REX UP TO HIS FEET AND LOOKING TO ELIMINATE HIM RIGHT HERE AND NOW!
James Peters: BUT REX WITH A BACK KICK RIGHT TO MYLES’ KNEE AS HE LETS GO AND HOPS AWAY WITH ONE FOOT! REX RUNNING TO THE ROPES! BASEMENT DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE LEG OF MYLES AS HE FALLS FLAT TO THE GROUND! Rex quickly bringing Myles up as Myles tries to swing punches but it’s not enough! REX THROWING MYLES OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Eve: BUT MYLES IS UP! THE SOLDIER IS STILL IN THIS! REX DOESN’T REALIZE AS MYLES CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE! BUT LOOK! LOOK! KASEY ON THE APRON! KASEY DOING A RISKY ERRAND AS SHE’S TRYING TO PUSH MYLES OFF! BUT MYLES WITH A KICK TRYING TO KICK HER AWAY! KASEY STUMBLING BACK AS HE FOCUSES ON REX! DIVING METEORA!
Stew-O: SPEAR! SPEAR IN MID-AIR ABSOLUTELY SNAPS MYLES IN HALF BY REX! THE DISTRACTION BY KASEY WAS JUST ENOUGH FOR REX TO GAIN HIS BEARINGS AND TAKE DOWN MYLES BEFORE HE CAN CONTINUE ON IN THIS MATCH! LOOK! CAGE! CAGE IS BACK UP AS HE TURNS REX AROUND QUICKLY AS REX IS ADMIRING HIS WORK TAKING DOWN MYLES! GREETINGS FROM EDMONTON ALBERTA! RACK BOMB CONNECTS!
James Peters: CAGE ISN’T DONE AS HE GRABS THE ARMS OF REX! CAGE SLAMMING HIS FOOT MULTIPLE TIMES INTO THE FACE OF REX! MY GOD REX IS GETTING MURDERED RIGHT NOW!
Cage (Off-Mic): IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT- SHIT!
Eve: CHERRY BOMB! KASEY OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE SHINING WIZARD THAT TAKES THE HEAD OFF OF CAGE CLEAN! EVERYONE IS TAKING OUT EVERYONE IN THIS MATCH AS IT’S CLEAR THAT NONE OF THEM ARE GOING TO WAIT A MOMENT TO MAKE THEIR MARK IN THIS MATCH! AND WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?! WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THIS MATCH YOU NEED TO MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF, AND THAT’S WHAT KASEY PLANS TO DO AS-
Stew-O: RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER TAKING A CHANCE IN THIS MATCH AS HE GRABS KASEY OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE A HAND FROM DOWN UNDER! RINGMASTER GRABBING KASEY BY THE HEAD AND LIFTING HER OFF THE GROUND, AND SLAMMING KASEY RIGHT BACK DOWN WITH A SICKENING SOUND AS HE DOES SO! RINGMASTER FOCUSING ON SOMEONE ELSE-
James Peters: ANDRE WALKER! ANDRE LEAPING OFF THE ROPES ON THE APRON AS HE TAKES RINGMASTER DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD KNEE! RINGMASTER IS ON A KNEE BUT HE’S STILL QUICKLY GETTING UP! BUT DRE BOOSTING HIMSELF FORWARD AS HE TAKES RINGMASTER BACK DOWN WITH A FOREARM! ANDRE IS RIGHT BACK INTO THIS MATCH AS HE’S WASTING NO TIME TAKING OUT THE OTHER COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCHUP WITH HIM!
Eve: HERE COMES KOMATSU OGAWA RUNNING RIGHT TOWARDS ANDRE! BUT ANDRE! ANDRE CATCHING HIM AND CONNECTING WITH A FRANKENSTEINER AS OGAWA’S HEAD IS IMPALED RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! Komatsu stumbling up slowly but it seems Andre isn’t done with his attack! BLINDING LIGHTS!!
Stew-O: DOES NOT CONNECT TO THE SURPRISE OF ANDRE WALKER! KOMATSU MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE BICYCLE KNEE, AND NOW HE HITS ANDRE WITH A PUNCH STRAIGHT TO THE MIDSECTION! OGAWA NOW, WITH THE NEUROTOXI-
James Peters: TERRY JUST BULLDOZED RIGHT THROUGH BOTH OGAWA AND ANDRE! TERRY JUST HIT OGAWA WITH A HUGE LARIAT WHILE OGAWA HAD DRE UP IN THE SUPLEX HOLD, AND THAT WAS ABLE TO TAKE OUT BOTH MEN! TERRY NOW PICKING BOTH MEN UP, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE SIDEWALK SLAM!
Eve: TERRY USING HIS STRENGTH AND PUTTING IT INTO PLAY ONCE MORE TAKING TWO PEOPLE DOWN AT THE SAME TIME AGAIN! WHO WILL BE ABLE TO STOP TERRY IN THIS MATCH?! REX! REX MCALLISTER COMING RIGHT IN AND TAKING TERRY DOWN WITH A CHOP BLOCK AS TERRY FALLS TO A KNEE LIKE A WOUNDED ANIMAL!
Stew-O: TERRY QUICKLY GETTING UP THROUGH AS HE TRIES TO THROW A PUNCH AT REX! BUT REX DUCKS UNDER AS TERRY QUICKLY TURNS AROUND AND GOES FOR ONE AGAIN! BUT REX WITH A BIG PELE KICK TAKING TERRY DOWN BEFORE TERRY CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE! SMART EXECUTION BY REX SHOWING HIS PROWESS! Terry isn’t giving in though as he slowly brings himself up persisting through this! Rex quickly irish whipping Terry into the corner as Terry doesn’t realize! REX WITH A RUNNING CORNER CLOTHESLINE! REX TRANSITIONING AS HE QUICKLY GRABS TERRY BY THE HEAD! REX WITH A BULLDOG TAKING TERRY TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Meanwhile it seems Cage and Myles are going right at it at this moment as both men are up on their feet! Cage boosting himself off the corner as Myles is stunned in the center of the ring! BUT CAGE RUNNING RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT BY MYLES! CAGE IS PERSISTING AS HE QUICKLY GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND CONTINUES TO RUN OVER TO MYLES! MYLES WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!
Eve: WAIT! NO! I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT CAGE MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET! MYLES DOESN’T REALIZE AS CAGE QUICKLY TURNS HIM AROUND! DIAMOND CUTTER! BUT MYLES QUICKLY PUSHES HIM AWAY! CAGE TURNS AS MYLES READIES HIMSELF UP! CANADIAN RACK INTO A DDT CONNECTS!
Stew-O: MEANWHILE WHILE THAT’S HAPPENING IT SEEMS THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK HAS APPEARED ON SCREEN AGAIN AS IT SEEMS OUR NEXT ENTRANT IS ABOUT TO COME OUT! WHO’S THE EIGHTEEN COMPETITOR IN THIS MATCH GOING TO BE?!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Waiting’ by Not Forgotten plays up as Jordan Payne comes out to the stage. He has a motivated face on as he begins to make his way down to the ring speed walking. Myles has turned his attention to him as he raises an eyebrow. Myles knows very well that he does not have a good memory with the word “Payne” in his wrestling career in EAW)
James Peters: HERE COMES THE EIGHTEEN ENTRANT IN SHOWDOWN’S JORDAN PAYNE! JORDAN QUICKLY ROLLING INTO THE RING AS HE STOPS RIGHT AT MYLES! MYLES LOOKS READY TO FIGHT AS HE’S CLEARLY IN ANGER! BUT WAIT?! WHAT IS JORDAN PAYNE DOING?! HE’S HOLDING OUT HIS HAND?! DOES HE WANT A TRUCE?!
Jordan Payne (Off-Mic): WILDCARDS!
Myles (Off-Mic): :wtf:
Eve: MYLES IS CONFUSED AS JORDAN KEEPS HIS HAND OUT HOPING TO GAIN AN ALLIANCE IN THIS MATCH! THIS COULD BE USEFUL OR THIS COULD SPELL TROUBLE FOR HIM AT THE SAME TIME-
Stew-O: DE FACTO!
James Peters: SPINNING PUMPHANDLE SAMOAN DROP BY MYLES TAKES JORDAN PAYNE RIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND! MYLES GRABS HIM! MYLES ELIMINATES JORDAN PAYNE AS HE SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! JORDAN PAYNE IS OUT AND MYLES LOOKS LIKE HE HAS JUST SEEN THE SPAWN OF XANDER PAYNE IN THIS MATCH AS HE LOOKS IN ABSOLUTE DISGUST!
Bella Braxton: Jordan Payne has been eliminated.
Eve: Myles keeping his eyes on the down body of Jordan Payne for a moment before focusing himself back in on this match and getting his head in the game! Myles turning his attention back to the ring- AND KASEY KAOS SENDS MYLES OVER THE TOP ROPE! MYLES LANDS ON THE APRON- AND HE HITS A ROPE ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI BEFORE KASEY COULD CAPITALIZE! MYLES NOW TO THE TOP ROPE, AND HE HITS KASEY WITH THE DIVING METEORA! THIS HAS BEEN AN EXTREMELY IMPRESSIVE DISPLAY BY MYLES IN HIS RETURN TO ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING!
Stew-O: IN THE MEANTIME IT LOOKS LIKE REX AND THE RINGMASTER ARE GOING AT IT, AND RIGHT NOW REX IS LIGHTING UP THE RINGMASTER! REX ATTEMPTING TO LIFT RINGMASTER UP, BUT THAT DOESN’T GO TO PLAN AS RINGMASTER JUST TOSSES HIM OFF OF HIM! RINGMASTER NOW DEADLIFTING REX OFF THE MAT, AND HE JUST HIT A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX! REX IS DOWN, AND NOW TERRY CHAMBERS GOES RIGHT AFTER THE RINGMASTER! TERRY HITTING JAB AFTER JAB BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES- BUT TERRY IS CAUGHT WITH A BACKFIST!
James Peters: TERRY HOLDING HIS NOSE MOMENTARILY, AND THAT WAS ENOUGH TIME TO ALLOW RINGMASTER TO CAPITALIZE! RINGMASTER WITH A KICK TO TERRY’S STOMACH, AND NOW HE’S TRYING TO LIFT HIM UP! THAT WOULDN’T BE EASY SEEING THE SIZE OF TERRY- BUT SOMEHOW THE RINGMASTER IS DOING IT! RINGMASTER IS PICKING TERRY UP, AND HE JUST RETURNED THE FAVOR TO TERRY BY HITTING HIM WITH HIS OWN BUCKLE BOMB! TERRY IS DOWN!
Eve: CAGE AND ANDRE NOW ARE FIGHTING WITH ONE ANOTHER, AND CAGE IS GAINING THE UPPER HAND! ANDRE IS BACKED INTO THE CORNER, AND NOW CAGE IS JUST STOMPING AWAY AT HIM RELENTLESSLY! ANDRE NOW IS DOWN IN A SEATED POSITION, AND CAGE IS JUST DRIVING HIS BOOT INTO THE SIDE OF ANDRE’S FACE, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! CAGE NOW BACKING UP, AND I DON’T LIKE THE LOOK OF THINGS HERE! CAGE NOW CHARGING IN, RUNNING KNEE TO ANDRE!
Stew-O: IT DOESN’T CONNECT! ANDRE MANAGED TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND, AND NOW HE CHARGES IN! BLINDING LIGHTS! THE BICYCLE KNEE CONNECTS ON CAGE, CAUSING HIM TO FALL FACE FIRST INTO THE ROPES BEFORE REBOUNDING OFF OF THEM! GERMAN SUPLEX BY ANDRE! CAGE IS OUT, AND AS ANDRE GETS BACK UP HE REALIZES WHO IS LEFT STANDING! HIMSELF, MYLES, AND THE RINGMASTER!
James Peters: BOTH MYLES AND ANDRE ARE GOING AFTER THE RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER DIDN’T SEE IT COMING AS BOTH MEN BEGIN DISHING OUT LEFTS AND RIGHTS TO THE BIGGEST MAN STILL STANDING! MYLES NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND HE HITS A BICYCLE KNEE! ANDRE RUNNING THE ROPES NOW, AND HE HITS HIS OWN, BLINDING LIGHTS ON RINGMASTER! BOTH MEN NOW GRABBING RINGMASTER IN A FRONT FACELOCK, AND THEY MANAGE TO DROP HIM WITH A DOUBLE BRAINBUSTER! MYLES, THE MAN WHO WAS ONCE ON THE RIGHT TRACK TO BECOMING THE FUTURE OF THIS COMPANY, AND ANDRE WALKER, THE MAN WHO’S AIMING TO BEGIN HIS ROAD TO SUCCESS NOW!
Eve: Myles and Dre getting back to their feet, and the two simply walk up to each other, standing face to face. Both men just have confident smirks on their faces- AND NOW THEY’RE GOING RIGHT AFTER ONE ANOTHER! MYLES WITH A SPINNING KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES- JUST TO RECEIVE THE SAME KICK IN RETURN FROM ANDRE! ANDRE NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, BLINDING LIGHTS- NO! MYLES GETS OUT OF THE WAY! GERMAN SUPLEX- NO! ANDRE MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET, AND HE GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX OF HIS OWN- JUST FOR MYLES TO DO THE SAME! THESE TWO ARE LOOKING TO OUT-DO ONE ANOTHER!
Stew-O: MYLES BACKED UP INTO THE CORNER AFTER LANDING ON HIS FEET, AND NOW ANDRE CHARGES IN WITH A BOOT IN THE CORNER- JUST FOR MYLES TO AVOID IT! ANDRE STUMBLING OUT OF THE CORNER, RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK- NO! ANDRE DUCKS THE SUPERKICK, AND HITS MYLES WITH A PELE KICK! MYLES BACKING INTO THE ROPES, AND NOW ANDRE RUNS THE ROPES- JUST FOR MYLES TO FLY RIGHT AT HIM WITH A JUMPING KNEE! BOTH MEN DOWN AS THEY NEED TIME TO RECOVER AFTER ALL THAT JUST HAPPENED, MEANWHILE IT LOOKS LIKE THE NEXT ENTRANT IS COMING, AND AT THE SAME TIME IT LOOKS LIKE KOMATSU OGAWA, WHO HAS RIGHTFULLY STAYED OUT OF THE ACTION FOR A WHILE, IS TAKING THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET BACK INTO THIS!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Lonely Day’ by System of a Down plays up as Shawn Sturgis makes his way out to the stage. Komatsu Ogawa looks with a face of relief as clearly already as he’s making a comeback right here and now, the added help of Shawn will take some weight off his shoulders. Shawn quickly makes his way down the ramp as he quickly slides into the ring joining the fray)
James Peters: AND HERE COMES VOLTAGE’S OWN SHAWN STURGIS! ONE HALF OF THE UNIQUE ONES AS BOTH MEMBERS OF THE TEAM ARE IN THIS MATCH! TERRY MANAGING TO GET TO HIS FEET AS HE ABSOLUTELY BLINDSIDES SHAWN AS SOON AS HE ENTERS THIS MATCH! SHAWN FALLS DOWN TO A KNEE AS KOMATSU QUICKLY GOES AFTER HIM! KOMATSU SWINGS A PUNCH BUT TERRY BLOCKS IT AND GRABS HIM! SAMOAN DROP TAKES DOWN KOMATSU OGAWA SMOOTHLY!
Eve: BUT SHAWN FROM BEHIND AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET! SHAWN QUICKLY TURNS TERRY AROUND AS HE’S DISTRACTED! STUNNER! STUNNER CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE AS TERRY BOUNCES OFF THE CANVAS AND DOWN TO THE GROUND AS HE QUICKLY RETREATS AWAY ONTO THE APRON AS HE GRABS THE ROPES TRYING TO CATCH A BREATH!
Stew-O: CAGE IS UP NOW AS HE QUICKLY RUNS TOWARDS SHAWN! CAGE WITH A RUNNING LARIAT! BUT SHAWN QUICKLY BLOCKS IT AS HE’S PUSHED BACK! SHAWN SWINGS A PUNCH! BUT CAGE DUCKS UNDER AND SENDS A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT RIGHT TO HIS JAW! CAGE MANAGING TO TAKE SOME QUICK JABS RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SHAWN AS IT’S STUNNING HIM EVEN MORE! BUT SHAWN MANAGING TO GRAB A PUNCH BY CAGE AND PUSH IT BACKWARDS! BUT CAGE WITH A GUT KICK TO SHAWN AS HE SETS HIM UP! MURDER. DEATH. KILL!
James Peters: NO! SHAWN MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THE WRIST LOCK SHORT-ARM LARIAT AS HE KICKS CAGE RIGHT IN THE FACE! Cage stumbling backwards as he quickly runs forward again, CAGE WITH A CLOTHESLINE TAKING SHAWN OUT! Cage quickly climbing up to the top rope as he steadies himself and looks around making sure nobody is around to push him off! CAGE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOES RIGHT FOR STURGIS! DIVING HEADBUTT!
Eve: BUT SHAWN MANAGES TO MOVE AWAY AS CAGE LANDS HEADFIRST ON THE MAT AND CURLS UP IN PAIN!
Stew-O: MYLES AND ANDRE NOW GOING BACK AT IT, AND MYLES IS AT THE VERGE OF ELIMINATING ANDRE AS HE TRIES THROWING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! ANDRE THOUGH, ELBOWING MYLES AS MANY TIMES AS HE CAN! MYLES ALREADY HAS AN ELIMINATION IN THIS MATCH IN THE FORM OF JORDAN PAYNE- BUT ANDRE IS ABLE TO STOP HIM FROM GETTING ANOTHER! ANDRE NOW, FATAL FINALE- NO! MYLES PULLS HIMSELF UP, AND HITS ANDRE WITH A HURRICANRANA! ANDRE MANAGING TO ROLL BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT MYLES SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! THERE HE GOES, ANDRE WALKER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!
James Peters: NO HE HASN’T! ANDRE IS STILL IN THIS, AND HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS MYLES BEFORE PULLING HIM OUT TO THE APRON! MYLES PUSHES ANDRE INTO THE RING POST, BUT ANDRE IMMEDIATELY RETALIATES WITH A PUNCH TO THE JAW! MYLES IS BARELY HANGING ON HERE, AS IS ANDRE- AND MYLES ATTEMPTED A LEG SWEEP, BUT ANDRE MANAGED TO JUMP OVER IT BY JUMPING OVER THE TOP ROPE BACK INTO THE RING! ANDRE NOW GOING FOR ANOTHER PUNCH- BUT MYLES BLOCKED IT BEFORE GOING FOR ONE OF HIS OWN! MYLES NOW JUMPING INTO THE- NO! ANDRE USED THE MIDDLE ROPE TO HIT A STEP UP BLINDING LIGHTS BICYCLE KNEE! MYLES JUST DROPPED FROM THE TOP ROPE AND OUT TO RINGSIDE, MYLES HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Bella Braxton: Myles has been eliminated.
Eve: WOW! BIG ELIMINATION FROM ANDRE WALKER AS HE’S MANAGED TO ELIMINATE MYLES FROM THIS MATCH! WHAT A MOMENT HERE AS ANDRE WALKER MANAGES TO ELIMINATE A MAN I’M SURE WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING TO SEE FOR A VERY LONG TIME! Andre smirking at his work for a moment before he quickly turns around and quickly focuses in on this matchup! LOOK! KASEY! KASEY KAOS HAS MADE HER REAPPEARANCE BACK INTO THIS MATCH! KASEY OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK RIGHT TO ANDRE BLASTING OUT OF THE GATE!
Stew-O: SHORT-LIVED CELEBRATION BY ANDRE AS KASEY HAS DRE TEETERING ON EDGE ALREADY! DRE SWINGING! BUT KASEY DUCKS UNDER AS SHE GRABS HIM! SCOOP SLAM TAKES ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND! ANDRE ROLLING AROUND IN PAIN AS KASEY QUICKLY BRINGS HIM UP ONCE MORE AS CLEARLY SHE’S NOT DONE WITH HIM JUST YET! OH! A OPEN HANDED CHEST SLAP AS IN THIS EMPTY ARENA THAT SLAP COULD BE HEARD IN A MILES RADIUS!
James Peters: Andre stumbling back as he quickly fights back now! ANDRE WITH A VICIOUS KNIFE EDGE CHOP SENDING KASEY BACKWARDS IN PAIN! KASEY WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT RIGHT TO THE JAW OF ANDRE SENDING HIM BACK! BOTH OF THEM RUNNING AT EACH OTHER! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! BOTH OF THEM SEND ONE ANOTHER DOWN TO THE GROUND AS THEY’RE OUT COLD!
Eve: Meanwhile it seems that another brawl has broken out! Ringmaster and Rex are going right at it as both have found their way right back up to their feet! OH AND REX WITH A CLOTHESLINE! BUT IT ONLY BRINGS RINGMASTER BACK AS CLEARLY THAT’S INEFFECTIVE AGAINST HIM! REX GOING FOR A PUNCH! BUT RINGMASTER BLOCKS IT! RINGMASTER SWINGING A PUNCH BACK! BUT REX WITH A QUICK KICK TO THE GUT! REX SENDING HIM INTO A IRISH WHIP! BUT HE’S THROWING RINGMASTER RIGHT INTO KOMATSU OGAWA! KOMATSU WITH A DISCUS ELBOW SMASH!
Stew-O: BUT RINGMASTER IS STILL ABSORBING EACH SHOT CAREFULLY! MEANWHILE IT SEEMS OUR NEXT ENTRANT IS ABOUT TO COME OUT TO JOIN THIS MATCH! WHO WILL BE THE TWENTIETH ENTRANT INTO THIS MATCHUP!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(“PEOPLE=SHIT” by Slipknot plays up as Shane Gates makes his way out to the stage accompanied by Angela Grant. Shane whispers into Angela’s ear as she gives a nod and makes her way back to the backstage area. Shane gives a nod as he quickly begins to run to the ring)
James Peters: NUMBER TWENTY IS SHANE GATES FROM SHOWDOWN! Shane hasn’t really been making an impact as he expected over the past few months on the blue brand, could he possibly make things change if somehow, someway he was able to win the Grand Rampage match?! Shane quickly slides into the ring now as he heads right for Cage!
Eve: AND SURELY HE DOES AS SHANE SENDS A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES TO CAGE FORCING HIM BACKWARDS! CAGE TRYING TO FIGHT BACK BUT SHANE QUICKLY SENDS HIM INTO A IRISH WHIP AS HE DOES! SHANE CATCHING HIM WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK AS CAGE IS SENT DOWN TO A KNEE! SHANE QUICKLY GRABS CAGE AS HE QUICKLY LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND! SUPLEX-
Stew-O: NO! CAGE LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND HE ATTEMPTS A NECKBREAKER BUT GATES IS ABLE TO PUSH HIM AWAY! GATES NOW ATTEMPTING A NECKBREAKER OF HIS OWN- BUT CAGE IS ABLE TO DO THE SAME AS GATES IS PUSHED AWAY FROM HIM! CAGE NOW GRABBING GATES FROM BEHIND, AND HE DROPS HIM WITH A REVERSE DDT! HOW IS CAGE EVEN IN THIS MATCH!? CAGE, RINGMASTER, AND KASEY KAOS, THE FIRST THREE ENTRANTS IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE, SOMEHOW ALL THREE OF THEM ARE STILL HERE TWENTY ENTRANTS INTO THE MATCH!
James Peters: OGAWA AND STURGIS NOW GOING AFTER REX! REX MCALLISTER MANAGED TO DEFEAT SHAWN STURGIS ON VOLTAGE AFTER THE CHALLENGE BEING PUT OUT THE PRIOR WEEK, AND NOW THE UNIQUE ONES ARE GETTING SOME REVENGE AS THEY’RE NOW PUTTING THE BOOTS ON REX! REX IS IN A LOT OF TROUBLE HERE, AND HONESTLY HE SEEMS ALMOST COMPLETELY DEFENSELESS! OGAWA NOW LIFTING REX IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR, AND HONESTLY I REALLY DON’T LIKE THE LOOK OF THIS HERE! HONESTLY, I THINK THIS MAY BE THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR REX! CULL THE WEAK!!!
Eve: IT CONNECTS!!! THE ELECTRIC CHAIR AND DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER CONNECTS ON REX MCALLISTER!! NOW IT’S JUST SIMPLY PICKING UP THE PIECES FOR THE UNIQUE ONES IN THIS MATCHUP! IMAGINE HOW BIG THIS ELIMINATION WOULD BE?! ELIMINATING REX MCALLISTER?! BOTH KOMATSU AND SHAWN ARE BRINGING REX UP SLOWLY AS CLEARLY HE’S DONE FOR! KOMATSU AND SHAWN ARE RUNNING! THEY TOSS REX OVER THE TOP ROPE! I HONESTLY THINK THAT’S IT! I THINK REX IS OUT OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE!
Stew-O: BUT NOT TODAY! REX MCALLISTER MANAGES TO HOLD ON TO THE ROPES JUST BARELY WITH ONE ARM AS HE MANAGES TO GET A HOLD WITH THE OTHER ARM! THE UNIQUE ONES HAVE ALREADY TURNED THEIR BACK SO THEY DON’T SEE REX MCALLISTER STEP RIGHT INTO THE RING! KOMATSU IS THE FIRST ONE TO REALIZE AS HE TURNS AROUND AND RUNS RIGHT AT HIM! REX WITH A JUMPING KNEE! SHAWN RUNS RIGHT AT HIM AS WELL! BUT REX RUNS RIGHT BACK AND BOOSTS HIMSELF FORWARD WITH A BIG YAKUZA KICK TAKING BOTH OF THE UNIQUE ONES DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Meanwhile it seems that Terry Chambers is up on his feet as he’s going to work on Kasey Kaos so far! Terry pulls Kasey up! TERRY WITH A BIG SUPLEX TO KASEY AS SHE’S QUICKLY DROPPED BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! SHANE GATES HAS MANAGED TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE GOES AFTER TERRY! GATES IMMEDIATELY SHOVED TERRY INTO THE CORNER, AND NOW HE IS THROWING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH! TERRY SHOVES HIM AWAY- BUT GATES CHARGES RIGHT BACK IN AND HITS TERRY WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER!
Eve: Gates now going after Andre Walker- BUT ANDRE STOMPS RIGHT ONTO SHANE’S FOOT! ANDRE NOW WITH A LEG SWEEP, AND THAT TAKES SHANE TO THE MAT! ANDRE NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND HE HITS A DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF SHANE’S FACE! ANDRE PULLING SHANE TO HIS FEET BEFORE IRISH WHIPPING HIM TO THE ROPES- BUT GATES LAYS ANDRE OUT WITH A DISCUS LARIAT! SHANE GATES LOOKING TO GET HIS BIGGEST POSSIBLE WIN THIS SEASON HERE AS HE TAKES OUT WHOEVER HE CAN!
Stew-O: THE RINGMASTER AND KASEY KAOS ARE GOING AFTER ONE ANOTHER! THE RINGMASTER HAS KASEY TRAPPED IN THE CORNER, AND IS JUST HITTING CLOTHESLINE AFTER CLOTHESLINE! RINGMASTER SHOWING OFF THAT STRENGTH ADVANTAGE ONCE AGAIN, AND NOW HE IRISH WHIPS KASEY INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING IN- RIGHT INTO A BOOT BY KASEY! KASEY NOW JUMPING UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND SHE DIVES- RIGHT INTO THE RINGMASTER’S ARMS! RINGMASTER NOW, WITH A HUGE FALLAWAY SLAM! RINGMASTER EASILY TOSSING KASEY OUT OF THE WAY, AND HERE WE GO, TIME FOR THE NEXT ENTRANT!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Young and Bitter’ by Hot Tag Media hits, and Lucas Johnson casually strolls out to the stage wearing his Beats by DRE headphones. He doesn’t have Albert Hitchman with him, so he doesn’t wait around, and immediately runs down to the ring, hoping to redeem himself after all the unfortunate losses he’s faced over the past season.)
James Peters: AND HERE WE GO, LUCAS JOHNSON IS THE TWENTY FIRST ENTRANT INTO THIS MATCHUP, AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE’VE REACHED TEN ELITISTS IN THE RING AT THE SAME TIME, MEANING NOBODY ELSE CAN ENTER THE RING AT THIS TIME! RINGMASTER OBVIOUSLY THE FIRST ONE TO GO AFTER LUCAS IN THIS MATCHUP! BUT LUCAS WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE-
Eve: THAT RINGMASTER DUCKS! BUT LUCAS STEPPING BACK AND SMASHING HIS ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER STUMBLES BACK AS LUCAS REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AS HE SLIPS HIS HEAD RIGHT BELOW THE TOP ROPE AS WELL AS HIS ARMS ABOVE THE TOP ROPE AS THAT GIVES HIM A BOOST TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A REBOUND LARIAT!
Stew-O: MEANWHILE CAGE GOING RIGHT FOR LUCAS AS WELL AS HE’S TRYING TO GET A PIECE OF THE WRESTLING MACHINE AS WELL! LUCAS GOING FOR A BELLY-TO-BELLY! BUT CAGE ALREADY SLAMMING PUNCHES RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF LUCAS’S ABDOMEN AS HE BACKS UP! LUCAS IS NOT GIVING UP THOUGH AS HE CLOSES IN ON CAGE! BUT CAGE RUNNING FORWARD AND LEAPING HIMSELF UP AS HE TAKES LUCAS DOWN WITH A RUNNING CROSSBODY!
James Peters: CAGE SLAMMING FIST AFTER FIST INTO THE HEAD OF LUCAS AS LUCAS IS CLEARLY OCCUPIED WITH THE IMPEDING DANGER OF CAGE STOMPING A MUDHOLD INTO HIM! MEANWHILE IT SEEMS THAT RINGMASTER IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING ACCEPTING ANY COMERS TO COME TO HIM! BOTH OF THE UNIQUE ONES QUICKLY RUN OVER! BUT RINGMASTER QUICKLY TAKES THEM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE AS HE ABSOLUTELY MAULS RIGHT INTO HIM!
Eve: SHANE GATES QUICKLY UP TO HIS FEET AS HE RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS RINGMASTER! SHANE WITH A FEW PUNCHES AS HE STUNS RINGMASTER JUST MOMENTARILY! RINGMASTER GOES RIGHT FOR HIM BUT HE FALLS RIGHT INTO SHANE! HE’S GOING FOR ACES HIGH! SPINEBUSTER TO RINGMASTER WITH BRUTE STRENGTH! AND A SUPERKICK-
Stew-O: BUT RINGMASTER GRABS THE LEG OF SHANE! RINGMASTER KEEPING THE LEG HELD AS SHANE IS PRACTICALLY PLEADING TO HIM! RINGMASTER THROWS THE LEG UP AS SHANE DOES A FLIP BEFORE LANDING TO THE GROUND! SHANE IS ABSOLUTELY STUNNED AS RINGMASTER BRINGS HIM UP! AND THROWS HIM OUT!
James Peters: BUT SHANE IS PERSISTENT AS HE HOLDS ONTO THE APRON! SHANE GRABBING RINGMASTER BY THE HEAD AS HE SLAMS MULTIPLE FOREARMS RIGHT TO HIS FACE! BUT RINGMASTER SLIPPING UNDER! RINGMASTER RAMMING RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF SHANE FORCING HIM TO LET GO AS HE IS SENT ABSOLUTELY FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE! SHANE IS OUT!
Bella Braxton: Shane Gates has been eliminated.
Eve: SHANE GATES IS OUT OF THIS, BUT LOOK! IN THE MEANTIME, CAGE HAS BEEN GETTING ATTACKED BY THE UNIQUE ONES! CAGE TRYING TO FIGHT BACK, BUT CLEARLY THE NUMBERS GAME IS TOO MUCH HERE AS OGAWA REPEATEDLY KNEES CAGE IN THE MIDSECTION AS SHAWN HITS CLUBBING BLOWS TO HIS BACK! CAGE IS DOWN, AND NOW BOTH MEN JUST BEGIN STOMPING AWAY AT HIM! THE FACT THAT CAGE HAS ENDURED THIS MUCH UP UNTIL NOW IS AMAZING, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THESE TWO ARE LOOKING TO TAKE CAGE OUT NOW!-
Stew-O: THE RINGMASTER WENT FOR A DOUBLE LARIAT, BUT IT DIDN’T CONNECT ON EITHER MAN! RINGMASTER REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES AFTER THAT, AND THE UNIQUE ONES ARE ABLE TO HIT A DOUBLE BACK BODY DROP! THESE TWO MEN ARE TAKING DOWN EVERYONE- AND LOOK! LUCAS JOHNSON WENT TO TRY AND ATTACK, BUT HE’S IMMEDIATELY TACKLED TO THE MAT BY OGAWA! OGAWA NOW JUST PUNCHING DOWN ON LUCAS, AND THE TWO NOW GET UP AND JUST START STOMPING ALL OVER HIM! WE’RE NOW APPROACHING OUR TWENTY SECOND ENTRANT! WHO WILL IT BE!?
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Awaken’ by Deathklok hits, and soon after Showdown’s general manager Ryan Wilson follows. He has a wide smile on his face, clearly confident in his chances in winning this match as he walks down the ramp, making sure to take his time as he allows the competitors to fight amongst themselves until he finally gets into the ring.)
James Peters: RYAN WILSON IS IN, BUT HE’S IMMEDIATELY MET WITH THE UNIQUE ONES STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM! LUCAS JOHNSON IS JUST BARELY GETTING TO HIS FEET NEXT TO RYAN, AND BOTH RYAN AND LUCAS SHARE A LOOK OF AGREEMENT, BEFORE GOING RIGHT AFTER THE UNIQUE ONES! SHAWN STURGIS IS GOING AFTER RYAN WILSON, MEANWHILE KOMATSU OGAWA IS FIGHTING WITH LUCAS JOHNSON! ONLY ONE MAN CAN WIN THE GRAND RAMPAGE, BUT CLEARLY ALL FOUR OF THESE MEN KNOW THAT YOUR CHANCES GREATLY INCREASE WHEN YOU HAVE SOMEONE HELPING YOU ALONG THE WAY!
Eve: RYAN WILSON HITS SHAWN WITH A FOREARM, STAGGERING HIM! RYAN IS ABLE TO HIT A KICK CAUSING SHAWN TO BACK INTO THE CORNER, AND NOW RYAN PICKS SHAWN UP, BEFORE RAMMING HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER! RYAN NOW DRIVING HIS SHOULDER INTO SHAWN’S MIDSECTION REPEATEDLY, AND IF THIS CONTINUES IT’LL BE DIFFICULT FOR SHAWN TO EVEN BREATH! RYAN NOW GOING FOR ANOTHER FOREARM- BUT SHAWN IS ABLE TO BLOCK IT BEFORE KNEEING RYAN IN THE STOMACH! SHAWN NOW GRABBING RYAN’S HEAD BEFORE CLIMBING TO THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND THERE’S A TORNADO- NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! WHAT A COUNTER BY RYAN AS HE DROPS SHAWN WITH THAT NORTHERN LIGHTS!
Stew-O: KOMATSU OGAWA IS GETTING THE UPPER HAND ON LUCAS JOHNSON AS HE GETS LUCAS DOWN ONTO BOTH KNEES WITH REPEATED CLUBBING BLOWS, AND NOW OGAWA DEADLIFTS LUCAS INTO AN INVERTED POWERSLAM POSITION- JUST FOR LUCAS TO SLIP OUT OF OGAWA’S GRASP! OGAWA LOOKING TO IMMEDIATELY GO ON THE OFFENSIVE AS HE ATTEMPTS A CLOTHESLINE- BUT LUCAS DUCKS IT BEFORE HOOKING BOTH OF OGAWA’S ARMS! SKULL CRUSH- WAIT NO! OGAWA MANAGES TO POWER OUT OF IT OGAWA POWERS OUT OF THE SKULL CRUSHING FINALE, AND NOW HE PULLS LUCAS UP! NEURO- NO! LUCAS MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET, AND-
James Peters: THE RINGMASTER JUST CLOTHESLINED OGAWA OUT OF THE RING!
Bella Braxton: Komatsu Ogawa has been eliminated.
Eve: LUCAS JOHNSON JUST BARELY MANAGED TO AVOID WHAT WOULD’VE BEEN A DOUBLE ELIMINATION, AS RINGMASTER HAS GOTTEN BACK TO HIS FEET, AND BE JUST SENT OGAWA OUT OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH! RINGMASTER TURNING HIS ATTENTION TO LUCAS NOW THOUGH- AND LUCAS TRIED TO GO AND ATTACK FIRST BUT RINGMASTER CAUGHT HIM, AND IMMEDIATELY DROPPED HIM WITH A BACKBREAKER! LUCAS JOHNSON IS DOWN, BUT LOOK AT THIS, TERRY AND REX ARE GOING AT IT ONCE AGAIN!
Stew-O: REX MCALLISTER IS REPEATEDLY ELBOWING TERRY IN THE JAW AS TERRY WAS ATTEMPTING A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX, AND THAT FORCED TERRY TO LET GO! REX NOW WITH REPEATED KICKS TO THE SIDE OF TERRY’S LEG, AND TERRY CAN’T TAKE ANYMORE AS HE DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE! REX NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND THERE’S THE REX EFFEC- NO! TERRY PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP, AND HE PUSHES REX OFF OF HIM BEFORE PULLING HIM BACK IN FOR A THUNDEROUS URANAGE!
James Peters: IT LOOKS LIKE ANDRE AND KASEY ARE BOTH TRYING TO ELIMINATE CAGE- BUT CAGE JUST HIT ANDRE IN HIS THROAT! ANDRE LET’S GO OF CAGE, AND THAT ALLOWS CAGE TO GRAB KASEY AND SEND HER RIGHT INTO DRE! BOTH COMPETITORS TRAPPED IN THE CORNER, AND CAGE HITS A HUGE CLOTHESLINE, AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT BOTH DRE AND KASEY FELT THAT AS WE APPROACH OUR TWENTY THIRD ENTRANT!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Come on’ by Waterproof Blonde hits, and Ronan Malosi makes his way out to the stage, but he has a microphone in his hand with a grin on his face, as all the standing competitors turn their attention towards him. Ronan chuckles to himself before slowly walking down the ring, beginning to talk.)
Ronan Malosi: Lady, gentlemen, and Cage. If I were all of you, I’d just throw myself out right now, because there’s only one way this match can go. I know you all were waiting for this, so here we go! TIME FOR HOT TAKES WITH RONAN MALOSI, LIVE AT GRAND RAMPAGE!
Eve: Here we go..
Ronan Malosi: HOT TAKE! Cage is the most overrated man in this match right now, and the only reason he’s ever accomplished anything here is because he’s never had to deal with me! Everyone knows that if we ever faced off, I’d embarrass Cage more than he’s embarrassed himself every night since returning last year!
(Cage looks over at Ronan Malosi with a frustrated look in his eyes.)
Ronan Malosi: HOT TAKE! The only reason Terry Chambers didn’t continue his streak of piss poor Grand Rampage performances this year is because I just wasn’t in the match yet! If I had entered the match before Terry, forget two seconds! I’d eliminate him in only one!
(Ronan Malosi walks around the ring as Terry Chambers looks at him, clearly annoyed at his comments. Ronan doesn’t seem to care or notice how everyone is taking his comments as he just continues his rant.)
Ronan Malosi: HOT TAKE! Rex McAllister winning this match would literally be the WORST possible outcome here. Rex McAllister isn’t a draw. Nobody pays their money to see you Rex, you’re far too bland and boring. What the world needs right now is Ronan Malosi winning the Grand Rampage, and that’s exactly what you’re gonna get!
Stew-O: The clearly weary Rex McAllister doesn’t seem too pleased with his comments as Ronan slowly climbs up the steps, and if I were Ronan I wouldn’t even get into that ring after this.
Ronan Malosi: HOT TAKE! Andre Walker, the Ringmaster, and Kasey Kaos aren’t the future you all think they are. They got their praise, and their fifteen minutes of fame, but it’s over now! Now, it’s my time to finally get the spotlight I dese-
James Peters: RINGMASTER WITH A LARIAT TAKING DOWN RONAN! RONAN IS ABLE TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET DUE TO JUST NOW GETTING IN THE MATCH, AND THAT ALLOWS REX TO HIT RONAN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! RONAN TUMBLING INTO THE CORNER, AND NOW TERRY CHARGES IN! RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE! RONAN IS IN TROUBLE, AND NOW CAGE GRABS RONAN, MERCY RULE!
Stew-O: NO, IT DOESN’T CONNECT! RONAN ROLLED OUT OF THE RING BEFORE CAGE COULD HIT THE MERCY RULE, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE ONCE AGAIN “HOT TAKES WITH RONAN MALOSI” DIDN’T GO THE WAY RONAN WANTED IT TO!
James Peters: Well, nonetheless it looks like Ronan managed to escape harms way- AND LOOK! LUCAS JOHNSON WENT TO TRY AND ATTACK CAGE, BUT CAGE LIFTS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! RYAN WILSON GETTING UP TO TRY AND ATTACK CAGE- BUT KASEY KAOS TAKES RYAN BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! LUCAS IS IN TROUBLE HERE AS CAGE LOOKS TO GAIN AN ELIMINATION- BUT LUCAS TAKES A BIG RISK AS HE LIFTS UP ONE OF HIS LEGS AND KICKS CAGE IN THE MIDSECTION! LUCAS NOW MAKING HIS WAY BACK INTO THE RING-
Eve: BUT CAGE SENDS LUCAS RIGHT BACK OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! LUCAS HAS FALLEN OUT TO RINGSIDE, AND HE CAN’T BELIEVE IT, LUCAS IS OUT!
Bella Braxton: Lucas Johnson has been eliminated.
Stew-O: Ronan Malosi grinning to himself, clearly unimpressed at how Lucas went out, and it looks like he’s still gonna play the waiting game a bit longer as he just continues to witness the chaos going on in the ring. I don’t know how long Ronan plans to keep this up, but I’ll admit, it is a great idea on his part. Ronan should want to take as little damage as possible seeing as we’re only at the halfway point of this match.
James Peters: Well if anything it’s safe to say that it’s working! Meanwhile it seems that the other competitors have focused on themselves as it seems they’re not going to get anywhere focusing on Ronan for long! ANDRE WALKER AND CAGE ARE GOING RIGHT AT IT QUICKLY! BOTH OF THEM ARE SENDING QUICK STRIKES TO EACH OTHER BUT IT APPEARS DRE IS GETTING THE UPPER HAND ON HIM WITH QUICKER STRIKES! CAGE STEPS BACK AND REELS BACK A BIG LARIAT! BUT DRE DROPS DOWN TO THE FLOOR BEFORE QUICKLY KIPPING UP! BUT CAGE! CAGE RAMMING A KNEE RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF ANDRE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Eve: Meanwhile Kasey Kaos is still practically toying around with Ryan Wilson at this very moment! KASEY STOMPING AWAY AT RYAN AS HE HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES FOR DEAR LIFE! BUT WAIT! WHAT?! RINGMASTER PUSHING KASEY AWAY! RINGMASTER GRABBING RYAN AND PRYING HIM OFF THE ROPES! THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD IN ANY SORT OF WAY FOR ‘MISTER WILSON’ AS RINGMASTER LIFTS HIM UP!
Stew-O: BUT RYAN! RYAN RAKING AT THE EYES OF RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER FORCED TO LET GO AS RYAN QUICKLY GRABS HIM! NOT THIS WAY! NOT THIS WAY! REX! REX MCALLISTER RUNNING IN WITH A JUMPING KNEE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF RYAN SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! THIS IS NOT THE WAY REX WANTS ANY OF THE COMPETITORS TO GO OUT, IT WILL BE ON HIS TERMS!
James Peters: Meanwhile it seems that our next entrant is about to come out here! WHO WILL BE ENTRANT TWENTY FOUR IN THIS MATCHUP!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Starboy’ by the Weeknd hits, and Ahren Fournier slowly walks out to the stage. He has his patented umbrella in his hand, and he is staring right towards Ryan Wilson as he walks down the ramp, and up the apron. He waits on the apron for a moment as he analyzes everyone currently in the ring, and Ronan who is currently just leaning back on the barricade doing absolutely nothing, before finally entering the match.)
Eve: HERE WE GO AS STARBOI AHREN FOURNIER HAS ENTERED THIS MATCHUP! TEN PEOPLE ARE IN THE RING AND THAT MEANS UNTIL SOMEONE IS OUT NOBODY ELSE CAN ENTER! AND AHREN IS NOT WASTING ANY TIME TAKING OUT THE COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCHUP! REX IS MANAGING TO GET UP TO HIS FEET AND RUN OVER TO AHREN FOURNIER AND LEAP UP BUT THAT’S NOT A GOOD IDEA! AHREN WITH A STIFF KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF REX SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE AS HE GRABS REX! BELLY-TO-BACK SUPLEX CONNECTS ONTO THE REX MASTER!
Stew-O: KASEY KAOS NOW GOING RIGHT AT AHREN AS WELL! KASEY TURNING AHREN AROUND AND SLAPPING HIM RAW ON THE CHEST AS AHREN STUMBLES AWAY! BUT AHREN QUICKLY TURNS AROUND! KASEY SWINGING A FOREARM! BUT AHREN MANAGES TO BLOCK IT AND GRAB HER HAND! GET FUCKED! AHREN SNAPPING THE FINGERS OF KASEY KAOS AS SHE QUICKLY RETREATS AWAY!
James Peters: Meanwhile it seems someone else is slowly arising in this matchup. Ryan Wilson has managed to get to his feet as Ahren Fournier has been giving him a death stare. Both of them have had their problems with one another as it’s clear tensions are rising to a max! They will have no problem brutalizing one another in this matchup yet it beckons the question, who will get the one up on the other and manage to get the elimination over them?!
Eve: WELL WE’RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT! AHREN AND RYAN ARE GOING AT IT QUICKLY EXCHANGING FIST! RYAN QUICKLY BACKING OFF AS HE SENDS A KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF AHREN! RYAN RUNNING FORWARD AND ATTEMPTING A SUPERMAN PUNCH! BUT AHREN ROLLS UNDER AND POPS UP BEHIND RYAN! AHREN GRABBING HIM FROM BEHIND! THE CLIMAX!
Stew-O: BUT RYAN MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THE RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE JUST BARELY! RYAN QUICKLY GRABBING AHREN AND ATTEMPTING TO PUSH HIM TO THE ROPES BUT AHREN ALREADY SENDING SHOTS DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF THE SHOWDOWN INTERIM GENERAL MANAGER AS HE’S FORCED TO BACK AWAY! RYAN QUICKLY RUNNING AT AHREN! BUT AHREN SENDING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!
James Peters: THAT DOESN’T MEAN HE’S HANGING ON AS RYAN MANAGES TO LAND ON THE APRON! AHREN QUICKLY RUNNING AT RYAN! BUT RYAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! RYAN RUNNING FORWARD AND REELING BACK A FOREARM RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF AHREN’S FACE! BUT RYAN! RYAN WILSON DOESN’T SEE THE IMPENDING DANGER THAT IS COME ABOUT HIM! RINGMASTER IS UP TO HIS FEET AND HE DOES NOT LOOK HAPPY AFTER THE ANTICS THAT RYAN DID!
Eve: AND RINGMASTER RAMMING RYAN THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES AS RYAN’S GUT IS IMPALED AND HE’S LAUNCHED TO THE OUTSIDE! RYAN WILSON IS OUT OF THIS MATCH! THAT’S SIX ELIMINATIONS FOR RINGMASTER!
Bella Braxton: Ryan Wilson has been eliminated.
Stew-O: NOT THE WAY RYAN WILSON WANTED TO GO OUT BUT IT SEEMS AHREN LOOKS ABSOLUTELY JOYOUS ABOUT WHAT HE’S SEEING HERE EVEN IF HE WASN’T THE ONE TO GET THE ELIMINATION ON RYAN! TERRY CHAMBERS! TURNING AHREN AROUND AS HE DOESN’T SEE IT! TERRY WITH STRAIGHT FIRE LEFT FOREARM STRIKES TAKING AHREN DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Ahren quickly getting up though as he’s not going to let Terry get the best of him! TERRY RUNNING AT AHREN! AHREN WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO TERRY! AND AHREN TRANSITIONS IT INTO A SMOOTH NECKBREAKER TAKING TERRY DOWN TO THE GROUND IN RETURN! Ahren quickly bringing Terry up once more! BUT TERRY! TERRY POPPING UP AHREN INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!
Eve: BUT CLEARLY AHREN IS FIGHTING BACK AS HE SENDS PUNCHES DOWN TO THE TOP OF TERRY’S HEAD! BUT TERRY MANAGING TO PUSH FORWARD AS HE RUSHES TO THE CORNER! TERRY WITH A TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB AS AHREN LANDS NECKFIRST ONTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE PADDING TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Terry now separates away from Ahren as he moves towards other competitors in this matchup. Meanwhile it seems Shawn and Cage are going right at it again! Both of them are hitting some big strikes on one another! SHAWN MANAGING TO SEND SOME STRIKES TO CAGE AND GET THE BETTER OF HIM AS CAGE IS BACKED UP TO THE ROPES! SHAWN IS TRYING TO ELIMINATE CAGE RIGHT HERE AND NOW-
James Peters: RONAN MALOSI! RONAN DECIDES TO STRIKE AS HE JUMPS UP ONTO THE APRON AND HELPS SHAWN ASSIST ON ELIMINATING CAGE! BUT SHAWN QUICKLY LETS GO NOT WILLING TO PARTAKE IN RONAN’S ANTICS AS CAGE SENDS A BACK ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF RONAN! CAGE GRABBING RONAN! HE HURLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!
Eve: RONAN LOOKS LIKE THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF AS IT’S CLEAR THE OTHER COMPETITORS HAVE TURNED THEIR HEAD TO THE CAPE TOWN CRIPPLER!
Ronan Malosi (Off-Mic): H-H-HOT TAKE! I CAN BEAT YOU ALL WITH ONE HAND TIED BEH-BEHIND MY BACK!
Terry Chambers (Off-Mic): Prove it asshole.
Stew-O: TERRY BRINGING RONAN UP QUICKLY! TERRY HAS RONAN BY THE ARMS AS CAGE COMES IN AND SENDS A STRIKE RIGHT TO RONAN’S GUT! SHAWN COMING IN AND SENDING A KICK RIGHT TO THE SAME SPOT THAT CAGE CONNECTED WITH! ANDRE WALKER ENTERING BACK INTO THE LIMELIGHT AS HE CONNECTS WITH A BLINDING LIGHTS BICYCLE KNEE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF RONAN! RONAN IS IN DEEP TROUBLE NOW AS ALL HIS TALKING GOT HIM TO THIS POSITION! TERRY LIFTS HIM UP! T-5! T-5 SENDS RONAN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND PLUMMETING TO THE FLOOR! FINALLY!
Bella Braxton: Ronan Malosi has been eliminated.
James Peters: RONAN IS OUT! BUT MOVING AWAY FROM THAT IT LOOKS JUST IN TIME AS A NEW ENTRANT IS ABOUT TO COME OUT TO THE RING! WHO WILL ENTRANT NUMBER TWENTY FIVE BE?!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Pure Water’ by Skepta hits, and Dray Fontana makes his way out to the stage. He has a no nonsense look on his face as he points finger guns to the ring, before finally running down the ramp and into the ring, looking to finally redeem himself after his season ended up being full of disappointing losses.)
Eve: SHOWDOWN’S DRAY FONTANA IS IN THIS MATCH! AND HE LOOKS DETERMINED TO PROVE A POINT! EVERYONE IN THE RING ALREADY IS LOOKING AT HIM AFTER ALREADY DEALING WITH THE NUISANCE OF RONAN AS IT’S CLEAR HE HAS A RED X ON HIM! BUT DRAY IS TELLING THEM TO BRING IT! DRAY IS DETERMINED TO MAKE A POINT AS HE’S READY FOR ANY CHALLENGE THAT COMES HIS WAY!
Stew-O: TERRY QUICKLY RUNNING AT DRAY! BUT DRAY WITH A BODY SHOT RIGHT TO THE GUT OF TERRY SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! TERRY QUICKLY GETTING UP! BUT DRAY WITH A DISCUS LARIAT! SHAWN RUNNING RIGHT AT DRAY! BUT DRAY LIFTING SHAWN OFF HIS FEET AND OVER HIS HEAD SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! CAGE COMING AFTER HIM NOW! AND DRAY WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! BUT CAGE STILL GETS UP AS DRAY RUNS RIGHT AT HIM! THE PARAMOUNT! BICYCLE KNEE CONNECTS RIGHT ONTO THE SKULL OF CAGE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: DRAY IS HOLDING HIS OWN IN THIS MATCHUP! REX QUICKLY RUNNING AT DRAY! HE LEAPS FORWARD WITH A YAKUZA KICK! BUT DRAY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND SLAMS HIS FOREARM RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF REX! BUT REX SHAKING IT OFF AS HE CONNECTS WITH A REAL STIFF EUROPEAN UPPERCUT WHICH SHAKES THE JAW OF DRAY FONTANA!
Eve: AND JUST AS QUICKLY AS IT CAME THE MOMENTUM OF DRAY DWINDLES DOWN! DRAY TRYING HIS BEST TO STRIKE BACK BUT IT’S CLEAR REX IS GETTING THE BETTER OF HIM! DRAY TRYING TO SWING! BUT REX DUCKS UNDER AND GRABS DRAY QUICKLY! TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! DRAY IN PAIN AS REX QUICKLY GRABS HIM! THE REX EFFECT! REX EFFECT CONNECTS AS HE GRABS DRAY! HE THROWS DRAY OVER THE TOP ROPE! DRAY IS OUT!
Bella Braxton: Dray Fontana has been eliminated.
Stew-O: ANOTHER PERSON IS OUT OF THIS MATCH AS THE GRAND RAMPAGE SLOWLY BEGINS TO DWINDLE DOWN IN COMPETITORS! Rex focusing back in on the competition in this matchup now. Here comes Shawn as it’s clear he wants more of Rex! SHAWN WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK AS HE PUSHES REX INTO THE CORNER OUT OF NOWHERE! Rex is stunned as he quickly runs at him! SHAWN REELS BACK AND CONNECTS WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE!
James Peters: Meanwhile Andre has brought up Ahren as he pushes him up back into the corner! Dre trying to weaken Ahren out a bit with strikes! BUT AHREN RETALIATES WITH A SHOVE! DRE RUNS BACK AT AHREN! BUT AHREN MOVES OVER AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER! AHREN RUNS! CORNER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! BUT DRE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! AHREN QUICKLY RUNS AT DRE ONCE MORE! DRE WITH A BIG BOOT RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF AHREN SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Eve: ANDRE CONTINUING ON MEANWHILE KASEY IS BACK IN THIS MATCH! BOTH HER AND SHAWN ARE QUICKLY GOING AT ONE ANOTHER! BOTH ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH STRIKES TILL DAYS END! THEY LOOK LIKE PEOPLE THAT WANT TO NEAR KILL EACH OTHER! SHAWN KICKING KASEY RIGHT IN THE GUT AS HE PULLS HER IN! DDT!
Stew-O: BUT NO! KASEY MANAGES TO QUICKLY SLIP OUT OF THAT AS SHE PULLS HIM IN! KASEY WITH A BIG SNAP SUPLEX TAKING SHAWN RIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND! Shawn quickly retreating away as Kasey begins to focus her attention on someone else in this matchup! MEANWHILE RINGMASTER AND ANDRE ARE GOING RIGHT AT IT! RINGMASTER HAS LIFTED ANDRE UP INTO A POWERSLAM POSITION! HE CONNECTS!
James Peters: NOT TODAY! ANDRE WITH SUCH QUICKNESS TRANSITIONS IT INTO A JUMPING REVERSE STO! ANDRE QUICKLY SLIPPING AWAY AS HE GRABS RINGMASTER AND QUICKLY LOOKS TO THROW HIM OUT! BUT RINGMASTER STOPPING RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS! RINGMASTER WITH A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE TAKING OUT ANDRE!
Eve: Meanwhile it seems Shawn and Kasey are still going at it! KASEY GOING FOR A CHERRY BOMB ON A STANDING STURGIS BUT SHAWN QUICKLY DUCKS UNDER IT AS KASEY LANDS IN A SITTING POSITION! AND SHAWN TRANSITIONS THROUGH AS HE KICKS THE BACK OF KASEY FORCING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: But Kasey is quickly getting up to the surprise of Shawn as she continues to fight on! Meanwhile it seems like another brawl is going on right here! Ahren and Cage have risen up at the same time as it’s clear they have their own problems themselves not just from this prior week but stemming back to Road To Redemption 2018! And I’m sure you can piece the puzzle together there! BUT CAGE AND AHREN ARE GOING RIGHT AT IT NOW AS THEY BEGIN HAMMERING AWAY ON ONE ANOTHER!
James Peters:: AHREN ALREADY GETTING THE BETTER OF CAGE WITH MORE ENDURANCE BEING THE FRESHER ONE OUT OF THE TWO OVERWHELMING HIM! AHREN WITH A BIG FOREARM! CAGE STUMBLING BACK! CAGE HANGING ON THE ROPES AS HE QUICKLY RUNS BACK! CAGE TAKING AHREN DOWN WITH THE ROPE HUNG LUNATIC LARIAT!
Eve: MEANWHILE IT SEEMS THAT THERE’S GOING TO BE A NEW ENTRANT JOINING THE FRAY AT THE MOMENT! WHO MIGHT IT BE JOINING THE ALREADY I’M SURE EXHAUSTED COMPETITORS ALREADY IN THE RING AT THE MOMENT! WHO IS ENTRANT TWENTY SIX?!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Bolt Thrower’ by Mercenary plays as Mike Gambino makes his way out the stage. He has a smirk on his face as he looks around the arena before quickly focusing in on the match and quickly running down to the ring)
Stew-O: HERE COMES DYNASTY’S MIKE GAMBINO MAKING HIS WAY OUT TO THE STAGE! HE LOOKS READY AND DETERMINED TO MAKE A POINT NOW AND HAS BEEN SINCE HE’S MADE HIS RETURN TO EAW! THE QUESTION IS IS HE ABLE TO LIVE UP THE HYPE THAT HE HAS PLACED HIMSELF ON LATELY?!
James Peters: Well that’s one thing we’re just going to have to find out won’t we?! MIKE QUICKLY SLIDES INTO THE RING AS HE QUICKLY RUNS AT A COMPETITOR IN THIS MATCHUP NOT WASTING ANYTIME MAKING HIS PRESENCE KNOWN AND MAKING HIMSELF A TARGET! AND MAN WHO KNOWS THE DUDE MIGHT EVEN WIN THIS THING ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN! MIKE TARGETING CAGE AS CAGE AS MANAGED TO GET UP TO HIS FEET! MIKE RUNNING AT CAGE! CAGE! OH MY GOD! CAGE OUT OF NOWHERE TRANSITIONING INTO MERCY RULE ONTO MIKE! BUTTERFLY DDT CONNECTS AS CAGE QUICKLY GRABS HIM UP!
Eve: AND MIKE IS THROWN OUT OF THE RING BY CAGE ALREADY! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! MIKE GAMBINO IS OUT OF THIS MATCHUP! AND HE’S OUT AS QUICKLY AS HE WAS IN THE MATCH IN GENERAL!
Bella Braxton: Mike Gambino has been eliminated.
Stew-O: Anyways away from that this match continues! Cage quickly being turned around by Andre Walker as Dre quickly begins to land punches down on him! BUT CAGE STOPPING THE QUICK ONSLAUGHT WITH A HEADBUTT RIGHT TO HIS HEAD! DRE FORCED TO RETREAT!
James Peters: Andre quickly running at Cage! CAGE SENDING ANDRE TO THE ROPES! ANDRE GRABS A HOLD OF THE ROPES AND KEEPS HIMSELF IN PLACE BEFORE CAGE CAN DO ANYTHING! CAGE RUNNING AT ANDRE! BUT DRE DUCKS UNDER CAGE AS HE GRABS HIM AND BRINGS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! DRE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! CAGE ROLLING BACK UP TO HIS FEET BUT DRE IS READY FOR HIM! WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER!
Eve: Andre is already up to his feet as he waits for Cage to get up as well! BUT TERRY! TERRY GRABS ANDRE! TERRY SLAMMING ANDRE INTO THE TURNBUCKLES SHOULDERFIRST AS HE COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND! Terry quickly bringing Dre up! TERRY SENDING DRE TO THE ROPES! BUT AS ALWAYS DRE MANAGES TO LAND ON THE APRON JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! DRE QUICKLY LEAPING OFF THE ROPES! SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE TAKES TERRY DOWN!
Stew-O: BUT LOOK! LOOK! KASEY! KASEY FROM BEHIND! KAOS REIGN! HALF NELSON BODYSCISSORS IS LOCKED IN AS DRE IS QUICKLY TRYING TO ESCAPE BUT HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING! DRE IS TRYING HIS BEST TO REACH THE ROPES BUT IT WOULDN’T EVEN MAKE A DIFFERENCE EITHER WAY AS KASEY DOES NOT NEED TO TAP HIM OUT, BUT PASS HIM OUT!
James Peters: ANDRE IS FINALLY GROWING SLOWER AS IT APPEARS THAT HE CAN’T CONTINUE TO FIGHT WITH HER FOR LONG! DRE IS OUT! ANDRE IS KNOCKED OUT! KASEY LETS GO OF KAOS REIGN AS SHE QUICKLY BRINGS A LIMP ANDRE WALKER UP TO HIS FEET! SHE RUNS TO THE ROPE AS SHE BRINGS DRE WITH HER!
Eve: AND DRE IS SENT OVER THE TOP ROPE! ANDRE WALKER IS OUT OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE!
Bella Braxton: Andre Walker has been eliminated.
Stew-O: KASEY GETTING REVENGE ON ANDRE FOR THE LOSS SHE SUSTAINED AT THE HANDS OF HIM BY ELIMINATING DRE IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH! :wow:
James Peters: Momentus elimination in this match as we push on! Shawn Sturgis and Ahren Fournier are engaged in action at the moment here! AHREN WITH A KICK RIGHT TO SHAWN! HE TRANSITIONS TO A PUNCH! AND GOES FOR A KNEE BUT SHAWN QUICKLY BLOCKS THAT! AHREN SWINGING A PUNCH ONCE MORE TRYING TO STUN HIM! BUT SHAWN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND MOVES TO THE SIDE OF AHREN! SHAWN CONNECTS WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!
Eve: AHREN IS TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND AS SHAWN BRINGS HIM UP! SHAWN TRYING TO BRING HIM TO THE ROPES BUT AHREN IS FIGHTING BACK! SHAWN RAMS A KNEE RIGHT TO HIS SKULL AS HE BEGINS TO DRAG HIM TO THE ROPES! SHAWN DRAPING HIM OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE! NIGHTMARE! ROPE HUNG DDT IMPALES AHREN FOURNIER RIGHT TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: MEANWHILE IT SEEMS OUR NEXT ENTRANT IS ABOUT TO COME OUT! WHO IS ENTRANT NUMBER TWENTY SEVEN GOING TO BE!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Black Honey’ by Thrice plays up as MITSUBACHI makes his way out to the stage. He has a serious look on his face before beginning to pace back and forth on the stage warming up before quickly running down to the ring as he throws his shirt to the ground)
James Peters: AND HERE COMES ENTRANT TWENTY SEVEN IN MITSUBACHI! MITSUBACHI QUICKLY SLIDING INTO THE RING AS HE’S READY FOR ANYTHING THAT COMES HIS WAY! HERE COMES RINGMASTER AS HE SWINGS! MITSUBACHI DUCKS UNDER! RINGMASTER QUICKLY TURNING AROUND! MITSUBACHI SWINGING A SIDE KICK RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF RINGMASTER TURNING IT A BRIGHT RED!
Eve: CAGE QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD AT MITSUBACHI AS HE GOES FOR A JUMPING CROSSBODY! OH! BUT MITSUBACHI SLAMMING HIS FOOT RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF CAGE BEFORE HE CAN CONNECT TAKING HIM DOWN IN MID-AIR! TERRY IS UP NOW AS HE QUICKLY RUNS TOWARDS MITSUBACHI! SPINNING BACKFIST SENDS TERRY DOWN TO A SITTING POSITION AS HE RUNS TO THE ROPES! PENALTY KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF TERRY SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI ALREADY TAKING DOWN HALF OF THE COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCH! BUT RINGMASTER QUICKLY ATTACKS FROM BEHIND! RINGMASTER STOMPING DOWN ON MITSUBACHI SO HE CAN’T DO ANYTHING! MITSUBACHI BLOCKING THE LEG OF RINGMASTER! BUT RINGMASTER STOMPS RIGHT ON HIS FACE! RINGMASTER BRINGING MITSUBACHI UP AS HE HULLS HIM UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY! RINGMASTER LOOKING TO THROW MITSUBACHI OUT OF THE RING! RINGMASTER THROWS HIM OUT!
James Peters: BUT MITSUBACHI LANDS ON THE APRON AS HE GRABS RINGMASTER’S HEAD AND SLAMS IT ONTO THE ROPES! MITSUBACHI quickly entering the ring now as their fight seems to go on! Meanwhile it seems Terry has brought himself back up to his feet! BUT REX! REX MCALLISTER IS BACK IN THIS GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH AFTER A BREAK AS TERRY IS CAUGHT WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE! But Terry is still getting up to his feet just a little bit more stunned than he expected! Rex quickly grabbing him! SUPLEX! NO! TERRY DROPS HIS WEIGHT! TERRY REVERSES IT QUICKLY INTO A SUPLEX OF HIS OWN!
Eve: TERRY QUICKLY BRINGING REX UP AS HE NAILS HIM WITH QUICK EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS RIGHT TO HIS JAW BUT REX MANAGING TO PUSH TERRY INTO THE CORNER! REX MANAGING TO LAND SOME GUT SHOTS TO WEAKEN TERRY! BUT TERRY IS NOT HAVING IT AS HE GRABS REX AND PUSHES HIM INTO THE CORNER HIMSELF! AND TERRY CONNECTS WITH, RANDOM ACTS OF VIOLENCE! REX IS KNOCKED DOWN TO THE GROUND BY THE C.S.S. ENZIGURI!
Stew-O: Rex falls down to the ground as Terry looks pleased with what he’s done so far in this matchup! Meanwhile it seems Kasey and Ahren are going at it once more! AHREN HAS MANAGED TO PUSH KASEY TO THE ROPES AS HE’S TRYING HIS BEST TO ELIMINATE HER AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE! BUT KASEY WITH A PUNCH RIGHT TO HIS FACE! AHREN STUMBLES BACK BUT QUICKLY RUNS BACK TRYING TO GO FOR A CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE!
James Peters: KASEY IS KNOCKED OVER BUT SHE MANAGES TO HANG ON ONTO THE APRON! KASEY QUICKLY RUNS OVER AND CLIMBS UP THE TOP ROPE AS AHREN CHASES AFTER HER! AHREN JOINING KASEY ON THE TOP ROPE! BOTH OF THEM ARE ENGAGING IN A FIST FIGHT AS THIS IS CLEARLY DANGEROUS TERRITORY THAT NONE OF THEM WANT TO BE IN THE WRONG WHEN IT COMES TO!
Eve: WAIT! OH MY GOD! RINGMASTER IS BACK IN THIS MATCH! AHREN HAS MANAGED TO STUN KASEY AS HE’S LOOKING TO GO FOR A SUPERPLEX TO TAKE HER DOWN! BUT RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER GOING UNDER AHREN AND PUTTING HIM INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION AS INSTANTLY THAT COCKY FACE HAS TURNED TO A FACE OF FEAR! BY GOD! SUPERPLEX POWERBOMB! RINGMASTER SLAMS BOTH AHREN AND KASEY DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: AND JUST IN TIME FOR THE NEXT ENTRANT! WHO WILL SEEMINGLY HAVE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS IF THEY WANT TO GET THE UPPERHAND IN THIS MATCHUP! WHO WILL ENTRANT NUMBER TWENTY EIGHT BE?!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Thunderstorm’ from Ninja Gaiden II: The Dark Sword of Chaos plays up as Melissa O’Malley makes her way out to the stage. She quickly begins to make her way down to the ring not wasting time or bothering to do the theatrics as she makes her way running down the ramp)
James Peters: AND HERE COMES DYNASTY’S MELISSA O’MALLEY! SHE’S BEEN ON A ROLL ON DYNASTY LET’S SEE IF SHE CAN KEEP IT UP! MELISSA ROLLING INTO THE RING AS SHE’S GOING AFTER WHOEVER IN THE WORLD WILL MOVE! HERE COMES SHAWN STURGIS AS HE GOES RIGHT FOR HER NOW!
Eve: MELISSA QUICKLY GOES FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK THAT SHAWN DUCKS UNDER! MELISSA TAKING ADVANTAGE AND CONNECTING WITH A ENZIGURI! BUT SHAWN IS STILL UP AS HE SENDS A HEADBUTT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF MELISSA STUNNING HER SURELY FOR THE LONG RUN!
Stew-O: MELISSA STILL NOT GIVING IN THOUGH AS SHE TRIES TO GO FOR A GLADIUS KICK! BUT SHAWN BLOCKS IT AND PUSHES IT AWAY BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN! MELISSA RUNNING TOWARDS SHAWN! BUT SHAWN! SHAWN CATCHING HER WITH A STUNNER! SHAWN QUICKLY CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS HE POSITIONS HIMSELF TARGETING MELISSA! SHAWN! LOOK NO HANDS! COFFIN DROP AS MELISSA O’MALLEY IS CRUSHED UNDER IMPACT! SHAWN WASTING NO TIME GRABBING HER! SHAWN THROWING HER OUT OF THE RING! MELISSA IS OUT!
Bella Braxton: Melissa O’Malley has been eliminated.
James Peters: AND MELISSA IS OUT! Persistent showing but at the end of the day she couldn’t handle the pressure that the Grand Rampage match possesses. Moving on, MITSUBACHI and Terry are going right at one another! TERRY HAS PUSHED MITSUBACHI INTO THE CORNER AS HE SLAMS HIS ARM RIGHT INTO HIS THROAT MULTIPLE TIMES! MITSUBACHI IS HELPLESS AS FINALLY TERRY STOPS AS MITSUBACHI SLUMPS DOWN TO A SITTING POSITION IN THE CORNER! Terry grabbing MITSUBACHI as he lifts him up in the air! TERRY WITH A SITOUT POWERBOMB TAKING MITSUBACHI DOWN!
Eve: MITSUBACHI slowly pulling himself up as Terry quickens the pace bringing him up! BUT MITSUBACHI RELEASING FROM THE GRIP OF TERRY AS HE BEGINS TO LAND A BARRAGE OF RIGHT HANDED PUNCHES TO THE FACE OF TERRY MAKING SURE THAT TERRY DOESN’T GAIN ANYMORE OFFENSE! TERRY SWINGS A PUNCH AS MITSUBACHI BLOCKS IT AND PUSHES IT AWAY! TERRY GOES FOR ANOTHER ONE BUT MITSUBACHI CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK WHICH SKIMS THE FACE OF TERRY SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: MEANWHILE REX AND AHREN ARE BOTH GOING AT ONE ANOTHER! REX IS RAMMING HIS SHOULDER INTO THE GUT OF AHREN IN THE CORNER AS AHREN IS HELPLESS! REX QUICKLY GRABBING THE ARM OF AHREN AS HE IRISH WHIPS HIM! BUT AHREN MANAGES TO HOLD ON AS HE PULLS REX IN! AND REX MEETS A BOOT RIGHT TO HIS FACE AS HE’S SENT DOWN TO A KNEE!
James Peters: Ahren quickly taking advantage as he turns Rex around! AHREN GRABBING THE ARM OF REX! AHREN TAKING HIM TO THE GROUND AS WELL AS HE LOCKS IN CALL TO ARMS! THE CROSS ARMBREAKER IS LOCKED IN! IF REX TAPS IT WON’T MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THIS MATCH BUT IF ANYTHING IT IS GOING TO GIVE REX A LOT MORE PAIN AND MAKE THINGS A LOT MORE EASIER FOR AHREN IF HE WERE TO TRY TO ELIMINATE HIM!
Eve: REX IS SQUIRMING AROUND AS THERE SEEMS TO BE NO ESCAPE FOR THE REX MASTER THIS TIME! THIS MIGHT BE THE TIME FOR AHREN TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE PAIN AND THROW REX OUT! WAIT! REX! REX ROLLING IT UP INTO A CRADLE PIN BEFORE BURSTING OUT! AHREN IS UP TO HIS FEET AS HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! REX! REX WITH A OLYMPIC SLAM RIGHT ONTO AHREN!
Stew-O: MEANWHILE IT SEEMS LIKE THE NEXT ENTRANT INTO THIS MATCH IS GOING TO COME OUT! WHO IS GOING TO BE ENTRANT TWENTY NINE WHO WILL BE JOINING THE OTHER COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCH?!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Earned it’ by Chief Keef hits, and after a little while “HOLLYWOOD” SOSA Henderson makes his way out to the stage with a confident look. He clearly doesn’t seem intimidated at all by the competition in the ring, while he slowly makes his way down the ramp, nodding his head as his ‘Earned it’ continues playing.)
James Peters: HERE COMES DYNASTY’S SOSA HENDERSON! SOSA HAS BEEN ON A ROLL WHEN IT COMES TO HIS RETURN SO FAR! MAYBE HE CAN TOP THE CAKE OFF WITH A CHERRY IF HE MANAGES TO OUTLAST EVERYONE IN THE RING SO FAR! SOSA QUICKLY ROLLING INTO THE RING AS THE FIGHT HAS BEGUN!
Eve: REX COMING RIGHT AT SOSA! BUT SOSA WITH A SUPERKICK SENDING REX DOWN TO THE GROUND! AHREN IS NEXT AS HE QUICKLY RUSHES HIM GOING FOR A STRIKE! BUT SOSA BLOCKS IT! SOSA WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TAKING AHREN DOWN TO THE GROUND! RINGMASTER RUNNING FORWARD AS SOSA CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK! RINGMASTER IS STILL UP AS SOSA CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING DDT TAKING RINGMASTER DOWN FINALLY!
Stew-O: TERRY COMING OVER TO SOSA AS SOSA IS READY! SOSA WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TAKING TERRY DOWN TO THE GROUND! BUT MITSUBACHI! MITSUBACHI WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO HIS GUT AS SOSA FALLS DOWN TO A KNEE! MITSUBACHI TAKING ADVANTAGE AS HE LIFTS HIM UP! IS MITSUBACHI GOING FOR THE FIREMAN’S CARRY KNEE STRIKE HE’S KNOWN FOR?! GO 2 SLEEP!
James Peters: BUT SOSA MANAGES TO SLIP OUT AND GRAB THE KNEE OF MITSUBACHI AND PUSH IT AWAY! MITSUBACHI RUNNING AT SOSA! STOLE YO BITCH! JUMPING CUTTER CONNECTS ONTO MITSUBACHI OUT OF NOWHERE AS MITSUBACHI IS CERTAINLY KNOCKED OUT! SOSA BRINGING HIM UP!
Eve: AND SOSA THROWING MITSUBACHI RIGHT OUT OF THE RING!
Bella Braxton: MITSUBACHI has been eliminated.
Stew-O: SOSA ON A ROLL AS HE BLASTS OUT OF THE GATE GUNS BLAZING! WHO WILL BE ABLE TO STOP HIM?! REX BRINGING HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET AS HE RUNS TOWARDS SOSA! REX WITH A RUNNING JUMPING DDT TAKING SOSA BY SURPRISE AND DOWN TO THE GROUND! SOSA GETTING UP TO HIS FEET AS HE’S STILL FRESH INTO THIS MATCH! BOTH OF THEM NAILING EACH OTHER WITH A PUNCH AT THE SAME TIME!
James Peters: BOTH OF THEM ARE GOING AT IT IN A INTENSE BACK AND FORTH! REX! SOSA! REX! SOSA! REX! SOSA! SOSA MANAGING TO GET REX DOWN TO A KNEE AS IT’S OBVIOUSLY BEGINNING TO TIRE HIM! REX GOING FOR A PUNCH! BUT SOSA WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF REX’S FACE WITH A CRACK AS REX COLLAPSES BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Eve: LOOK! RINGMASTER! HE TURNS SOSA AROUND! RINGMASTER GRABBING HIM BY THE THROAT AS HE LIFTS HIM UP! BUT SOSA SENDING ELBOWS RIGHT TO RINGMASTER AS RINGMASTER IS FORCED TO PUT HIM DOWN! SOSA RUNS AT HIM! DROPKICK! RINGMASTER PUSHES SOSA AWAY AS SOSA LAUNCHES ACROSS THE RING AND TUMBLES TO THE GROUND! SOSA RUNS AT RINGMASTER AGAIN! RINGMASTER CATCHES SOSA WITH A BIG BODY TACKLE TAKING SOSA RIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: RINGMASTER HAS THE WHEEL NOW AS IT SEEMS HE’S THE ONE WITH THE TARGET ON HIS BACK! TERRY TURNING RINGMASTER AROUND AND CATCHING HIM BY SURPRISE AS HE GRABS HIM AND THROWS HIM TO THE ROPES! BUT RINGMASTER KEEPS A HOLD OF THE ROPES AS HE RUNS BACK TO TERRY! BOTH OF THEM COLLIDE RIGHT INTO EACH OTHER WITH A CLOTHESLINE! YET BOTH OF THEM STAY UP! THE DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE IS INEFFECTIVE AGAINST THE TWO BIG MEN!
James Peters: MEANWHILE WHILST THAT’S GOING ON KASEY KAOS AND SHAWN STURGIS ARE GOING AT IT! KASEY HAS SHAWN DOWN ON A KNEE AS SHE PUMMELS DOWN PUNCHES ONTO HIM AS SHAWN QUICKLY SLIDES DOWN AND GRABS KASEY BY THE LEGS AND PULLS HER DOWN! KASEY BRINGS HER HEAD UP! BUT SHAWN CAVES IT IN AS HE STOMPS DOWN ON IT WITH ABSOLUTELY NO REMORSE IN HIS STEP! Nothing like murder from Voltage :whew:
Eve: MEANWHILE WHILST THAT’S GOING ON IT SEEMS IT IS TIME FOR OUR NEXT ENTRANT TO COME OUT! THE NUMBERS ARE DWINDLING DOWN AS WHAT COULD’VE BEEN THE END OF THE ENTRANTS IS NOT, WE STILL HAVE 10 LEFT AFTER THIS! WHO WILL BE NUMBER THIRTY IN THIS MATCHUP AND JOIN THE FRAY!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Ambitionz az a Ridah’ by Tupac begins to play, and moments after TLA drives out to the stage with his Lowrider. He has a smirk on his face as he does so as Poons are surrounding all around him. He looks around before pulling something out of his trunk and pulling out a confetti cannon. TLA with a smile as he blows the confetti in the air with a smile as he dances around it for a moment. He stops for a moment and thinks if he could’ve saved this for a later FPV because nobody was here, but he ignores that as he makes his way onto the stage, before stopping and looking at all the action going on inside of the ring. He has a smirk on his face, but you can see the focus and determination in his eyes as he begins making his way down the ramp and into the ring.)
Stew-O: HERE COMES NUMBER THIRTY IN TLA! TLA IS MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING AS HE QUICKLY SLIDES IN! LA PANTERA SEXUAL IS HERE! TLA HAS JOINED THE FIGHT AS INSTANTLY PEOPLE TURN TO HIM! AHREN FOURNIER RUNNING RIGHT FORWARDS TO TLA AS TLA IS READY! TLA CONNECTS WITH A BIG HURRICANRANA AS AHREN IS TAKEN DOWN!
James Peters: REX RUNS TOWARDS TLA AND SENDS A FOREARM RIGHT TO HIS HEAD! REX IS STUNNED AS TLA IS QUICKLY SENT TO THE ROPES BY REX! BUT TLA CATCHES HIMSELF AS HE LAYS DOWN ON THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A SMILE AS REX QUICKLY RUNS TOWARDS HIM! TLA SLIPS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AS HE GRABS REX! TLA SLAMS REX INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING!
Eve: REX IS SENT TO THE GROUND AS TLA QUICKLY CLIMBS UP THE TOP ROPE! TLA IS READYING HIMSELF UP AS HE LAUNCHES OFF! 420! SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO REX AS TLA IS ON FIRE!
Stew-O: TLA QUICKLY KIPS UP TO HIS FEET AS HE BECKONS FOR ANYONE ELSE TO COME FORWARD AND TAKE HIM ON! SHAWN QUICKLY RUNNING TOWARDS TLA! BUT TLA! TLA LOCKING IN A MANDIBLE CLAW! SHAWN CAUGHT BY SURPRISE AS HE’S QUICKLY TAKEN TO THE GROUND! TLA LET’S GO OF THE MANDIBLE CLAW QUICKLY! AND TRANSITIONS IT INTO A STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!
James Peters: TERRY CHAMBERS WITH A STRIKE RIGHT TO THE BACK OF TLA’S HEAD AS TLA STUMBLES AWAY! TERRY QUICKLY RUNS AT TLA! BUT TLA WITH A ELBOW! TERRY RUNNING AT HIM ONCE MORE! BUT TLA TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A ARMDRAG! TLA QUICKLY JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS HE STEADIES HIMSELF AS TERRY PULLS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET! OH MY GOD! WHAT A SMOOTH DRAGONRANA AS IT CONNECTS ONTO TERRY! THE STRENGTH AND AGILITY OF TLA BEING PUT INTO PLAY TONIGHT!
Eve: TLA HAS BEEN ON A ROLL AND THE MOMENTUM IS CLEARLY ON HIS SIDE! MEANWHILE WHILST THAT’S GOING ON KASEY KAOS IS UP ON HER FEET! SHE’S BROUGHT THE RINGMASTER UP ALONG WITH HER AS BOTH THE SECOND AND THIRD ENTRANT IN THIS GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH ARE GOING RIGHT AT IT!
Stew-O: BOTH OF THEM ARE QUICKLY TRADING FIST TO ONE ANOTHER! BUT LOOK! SHAWN STURGIS! OH MY GOD! HE’S ON THE TOP ROPE! BOTH KASEY AND RINGMASTER NOTICE BUT IT’S TOO LATE FOR THEM! OH MY GAWD! LOOK NO HANDS! COFFIN DROP TAKES DOWN ALL THREE COMPETITORS OUT OF NOWHERE!
James Peters: MEANWHILE IT SEEMS SOSA AND TLA ARE GOING RIGHT AT IT! SOSA HAS MANAGED TO CONNECT WITH A KNEE TO FACE OF TLA FORCING HIM BACK! TLA QUICKLY RUNNING AT SOSA! BUT SOSA! SOSA WITH A SNAPMARE! TLA TAKEN TO THE GROUND AS SOSA CONNECTS WITH A SINGLE-LEGGED DROPKICK SENDING TLA BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Eve: MEANWHILE WHILST ABSOLUTE CARNAGE IN THE RING IS HAPPENING IT SEEMS THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK IS GOING DOWN ONCE MORE! WE’RE CLOSE TO SEEING OUR THIRTY FIRST ENTRANT IN THIS MATCHUP TONIGHT! WHO MIGHT IT POSSIBLY BE?! WE CAN’T TAKE THIS MUCH STARPOWER IN THE RING AT A TIME!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Never Fight A Man With A Perm’ by Idles plays up. The theme plays on for a few minutes but ultimately the person who is Alun Wyn Jones is not coming out like he is supposed to into this match)
Stew-O: :wtf: Where is Alun?!
(The camera then quickly cuts to the backstage gorilla position area as the camera pans over to see a limp Alun Wyn Jones at the feet of someone of familiarity. The camera slowly pans up to show The Woogieman as he looks with a smirk)
The Woogieman: We’re live from Oracle Park, San Francisco, California. I’ve got something to prove tonight and there will be no excuses.
(The camera then pans out back to the arena as everyone is clearly confused. But not long after ‘If Ya Smell’ by Adam Massacre plays up as The Woogieman comes out quickly. He takes the jacket he’s wearing off as he quickly runs down to the ring not wasting anytime stealing the Entrant 37 spot and making himself known and hell maybe even winning)
James Peters: OH MY GOD IT’S THE GOAT! WOOGIEMAN HAS MADE HIS PRESENCE KNOWN AS HE QUICKLY SLIDES INTO THE RING AS THE OTHER COMPETITORS BEGIN TO TAKE NOTICE! WOOGIE TAKING ACTIONS INTO HIS OWN HANDS AS HE TURNS RINGMASTER AROUND! RINGMASTER WITH A BIG PUNCH RIGHT TO HIS HEAD SENDING WOOGIE BACK! WOOGIE STUMBLES TO THE GROUND AS RINGMASTER RUNS TOWARDS HIM! BUT WOOGIE WITH A FLOAT OVER DDT AS IT CONNECTS TAKING RINGMASTER DOWN TO THE GROUND!!
Eve: WOOGIE IS MAKING HIMSELF KNOWN AS HE’S SUDDENLY BEING BOMBARDED! SHAWN IS UP TO HIS FEET AS HE RUNS OVER TO WOOGIE! BUT WOOGIE WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX TAKING SHAWN DOWN TO THE GROUND! WOOGIE IS TAKING ALL COMERS NOW!
Stew-O: TERRY CHAMBERS IS UP AS HE QUICKLY GOES AFTER WOOGIE! TERRY WITH MULTIPLE PUNCHES BUT WOOGIE STOPS THEM ALL IN AN INSTANT WITH A GUT KICK! TERRY GOES OVER AS WOOGIE GRABS HIM! OH MY GOD! THE STRENGTH OF THE WOOGIEMAN AS HE DROPS TERRY DOWN WITH A BIG SAMOAN DROP!
James Peters: WOOGIEMAN ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE IS LIGHTING A FIRE UNDER ALL THESE COMPETITORS AT THE MOMENT! BUT LOOK! CAGE! WE HAVEN’T SEEN CAGE IN FOREVER IN THIS MATCHUP AS HE’S RIGHT BACK IN IT! HE TAKES WOOGIE DOWN WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS AND SLAMS FIST INTO HIS SKULL REPEATEDLY! WOOGIE IS DOWN AS CAGE GRABS HIS ARM AND BRINGS HIM UP TO HIS FEET! CAGE WITH A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE!
Eve: CAGE ISN’T DONE AS HE BRINGS WOOGIE UP AGAIN! CAGE CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER ONE! WOOGIE IS IN ALOT OF PAIN RIGHT NOW AS CAGE IS STILL LEADING THE ONE-MAN ARMY AGAINST WOOGIE! WOOGIE LANDING PUNCHES AT CAGE OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE STUNS HIM MOMENTARILY! WOOGIE GRABS CAGE AND IRISH WHIPS HIM TO THE ROPES! THE BOTTOM-
Stew-O: DIAMOND CUTTER! OUT OF NOWHERE ONTO WOOGIE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! CAGE ISN’T DONE AS HE BRINGS WOOGIE UP! I THINK CAGE JUST HAD A EPIPHANY! CAGE THROWING WOOGIE OUT OF THE RING! BUT WOOGIE HOLDS ONTO THE APRON! CAGE HAS ALREADY TURNED AWAY EXPECTING WOOGIE TO BE ELIMINATED AS HE FOCUSES ON SOMEONE ELSE! BUT LOOK! TLA SEES WOOGIE!
TLA (Off-Mic): :mjcry: Sorry holmes, it must be done.
James Peters: TLA WITH A SWAG SHOT OUT OF NOWHERE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF WOOGIEMAN! WOOGIEMAN FALLS FLAT TO THE FLOOR! WOOGIE IS OUT!
Bella Braxton: The Woogieman has been eliminated.
Eve: WOOGIE IS OUT IN WHAT IS SUCH A VALIANT EFFORT FROM THE BIG BOOGIE BHAMPION! TLA STILL LOOKS DISPLEASED WITH HIMSELF BUT HE SHAKES HIS HEAD AND CONTINUES TO PUSH ON! THAT’S THE THING THAT GOES ON WITH THIS MATCH! THE BASIS THAT IT’S A FREE FOR ALL, ANYTHING FOR A MAIN EVENT SPOT ON PAIN FOR PRIDE AND TLA SHOWED THAT! MEANWHILE IT SEEMS THE TIME IS DWINDLING DOWN ON THE CLOCK AS IT SIGNALS OUR NEXT ENTRANT WILL BE COMING OUT! WHO IS NUMBER THIRTY TWO?!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘R.I.P. SCREW’ by Travis Scott ft. Swae Lee plays up as Bronson Daniels makes his way out to the ring. He has a big smile on his face as he instantly jumps up and begins strutting down to the ring. He’s taking his time as he walks making his descent down with a smile before pointing to the ring before finally reaching the end of the ramp and quickly sliding into the ring)
Stew-O: HERE COMES SHOWDOWN’S BRONSON DANIELS AS HE’S EMPHATIC IN EACH STEP HE TAKES! BRONSON ENTERS THE RING! AHREN QUICKLY GOING AFTER HIM! BUT BRONSON KICKS HIS SANDALS OUT RIGHT TO HIS FACE LEAVING AHREN STUNNED! BRONSON TRANSITIONS IT INTO A ROUNDHOUSE KICK AS AHREN IS TAKEN DOWN! BRONSON STEPS BACK AS HE TRANSITIONS IT! RUNNING SENTON CRUSHING AHREN FOURNIER!
James Peters: BRONSON WATCHING TERRY COMING RIGHT TO HIM! WHAT IS HE DOING? IS HE BEATING TERRY WITH HIS SANDAL! TERRY SEEMS TO NOT BE TAKING ANY DAMAGE FROM THIS AS HE HASN’T EVEN MOVED A INCH FROM THE SITUATION! BRONSON SLAPPING THE SANDAL RIGHT ACROSS HIS FACE AS HE DROPS IT AND QUICKLY RUNS AT TERRY! TERRY TAKEN DOWN BY GUNSMOKE! SPEAR CONNECTS AS BRONSON IMPALES HIM TO THE GROUND!
Eve: BRONSON MAKING HIMSELF KNOWN IN THIS MATCH MEANWHILE IT SEEMS TLA HAS MADE HIS WAY OVER TO CAGE! BOTH COMBATANTS ARE GOING RIGHT AT IT WITH ONE ANOTHER, TLA AND CAGE HAVE MET EACH OTHER MULTIPLE TIMES IN THE RING AND THIS IS JUST ONE OF MANY! CAGE WITH A BIG ELBOW STRIKE RIGHT TO HIS CHEEK SENDING TLA DOWN TO A KNEE! CAGE GRABBING TLA AND PULLING HIM IN! MERCY RULE!
Stew-O: BUT TLA MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF THAT ONE! TLA GOES BEHIND CAGE AS HE QUICKLY TURNS HIM AROUND! TLA! TLA CONNECTS WITH A SWAG SHOT! CAGE IS SENT TO A KNEE AS TLA PULLS HIM IN QUICKLY! MEXICAN DESTROYER! FRONT FLIP PILEDRIVER CONNECTS ONTO CAGE AS HE’S DOWN AND OUT! TLA GRABBING CAGE AS POSSIBLY HE’S LOOKING TO THROW HIM OVER!
James Peters: BUT RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER OUT OF NOWHERE TURNS TLA AROUND! TLA QUICKLY SLAMMING A FIST RIGHT INTO HIS FACE AS HE’S TRYING TO FIGHT RINGMASTER OFF! RINGMASTER IS FORCED BACKWARDS AS HE STUMBLES BACKWARDS! TLA RUNNING FORWARD AS HE LEAPS UP! HURRICANRANA!
Eve: NO! THE STRENGTH OF RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER KEEPS TLA UP! TLA TRYING TO FIGHT RINGMASTER OFF AS HE LANDS PUNCHES DOWN ON RINGMASTER AS CLEARLY BEING IN A POWERBOMB POSITION IS NOT GOOD ESPECIALLY IN THIS MATCHUP!
Stew-O: BUT RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER THROWING TLA OVER THE TOP ROPE! TLA IS OUT! WHAT A ELIMINATION BY RINGMASTER! A WHOPPING 7 ELIMINATIONS AS WELL BY THE BIG GUY!
Bella Braxton: TLA has been eliminated.
James Peters: GREAT ELIMINATION AS THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH CONTINUES ON! MEANWHILE IT SEEMS AHREN AND REX ARE GOING AT IT AND THEY’RE NOT WASTING TIME TO TRADE PUNCHES AS WELL! AHREN WITH A STRONG STRIKE! REX STUMBLES BACK AS HE QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD! AHREN WITH A FAKEOUT SUPERKICK AS REX KEEPS HIS GUARD UP AS HE FALLS TO A KNEE! BUT AHREN WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF REX OUT OF NOWHERE! AHREN EXECUTES STAR STRUCK!
Eve: AHREN BRINGING REX UP AS HE LOOKS TO THROW HIM OUT! BUT WAIT! REX WITH A ELBOW SMASH RIGHT TO THE FACE OF AHREN! REX WITH EVERY BIT OF STRENGTH HE HAS LEFT IN THE TANK LIFTS AHREN UP! FALLAWAY SLAM CONNECTS AS AHREN BOUNCES OFF THE CANVAS! BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN! MEANWHILE WHILE WE’RE AT IT IT SEEMS THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK IS GOING DOWN! THIS IS ENTRANT THIRTY THREE! WHO WILL IT BE?!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Blasphemy’ by 2Pac plays up as everyone in the ring stops. For some the theme is unfamiliar to them, but to others it’s crystal clear who it is)
Stew-O: No way, NO WAY!
(MaK makes his way out to the stage. He has an angered face as everyone looks towards him, some in shock at the sight they’re seeing here, in 2020. MaK makes his way down to the ring slowly taking his time practically sinking in each step he takes down the ramp before breaking into a run and quickly running to the ring)
Stew-O: FORMER TWO TIME EAW WORLD CHAMPION, EAW HARDCORE CHAMPION, EAW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPION, TRIPLE CROWN CHAMPION, THE 1ST INDUCTEE INTO THE EAW HALL OF FAME, THE LIST GOES ON! MAK IS HERE! MAK IS HERE AND HE IMMEDIATELY GOES AFTER CAGE WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! SCISSORS KICK TO CAGE! CAGE IS DOWN, BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! REX MCALLISTER TRIED TO HIT MAK WITH A LARIAT, BUT MAK DUCKED IT! OLYMPIC SLAM BY MAK!!
James Peters: This is insane, my eyes surely have to be deceiving me here, right? SOSA HENDERSON CHARGING AFTER MAK, ONLY TO MEET THE SAME FATE AS REX AS ANOTHER OLYMPIC SLAM CONNECTS! THAT’S THREE PEOPLE MAK HAS TAKEN OUT IN JUST A FEW SECONDS, AND IT IS CLEAR THAT THIS MAN HAS NOT LOST A STEP! MAK NOW TAKING BRONSON DANIELS AND SHAWN STURGIS OUT WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE, AND AHREN FOURNIER IS ALSO MET WITH A LARIAT!
Eve: MAK NOW GOING AFTER TERRY CHAMBERS, BUT TERRY IS ABLE TO FIGHT BACK! TERRY SHOVING MAK DOWN TO THE MAT, BUT MAK IS ABLE TO ROLL BACK UP TO HIS FEET! TERRY NOW CHARGING IN- BUT MAK DUCKS THAT ATTEMPT AT A LARIAT BEFORE KICKING TERRY IN THE MIDSECTION! MAK NOW RUNNING ACROSS BOTH ROPES, AND HE HITS ANOTHER SCISSORS KICK!! MAK HAS TAKEN DOWN ALMOST EVERY SINGLE COMPETITOR!
Stew-O: KASEY KAOS CHARGED TOWARDS MAK, BUT MAK EFFORTLESSLY TOSSES HER OVER HIM WITH A BACK BODY DROP- JUST FOR THE RINGMASTER TO CLOBBER MAK FROM BEHIND! RINGMASTER STOMPING ALL OVER THE RETURNING MAK NOW, AND MAK MAY BE IN TROUBLE HERE! RINGMASTER NOW PICKING MAK UP, AND RINGMASTER IS GOING FOR A HUGE ELIMINATION HERE! MAK IS STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW AS HE IS TRYING HIS HARDEST TO HANG ONTO THE ROPES!
James Peters: MAK MANAGES TO GET BACK INTO THE RING! MAK MANAGED TO GET OUT OF RINGMASTER’S HANDS, AND THERE’S A HUGE TAKEDOWN BY MAK! NOW IT’S MAK LOOKING FOR AN ELIMINATION AS HE TRIES TO GET RINGMASTER OVER THE TOP ROPE! NOW THE RINGMASTER IS STRUGGLING HERE AS MAK LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO TAKE HIM OUT! THIS IS BAD FOR THE RINGMASTER, I THINK WE ARE ABOUT TO SEE ANOTHER ELIMINATION HERE!
Eve: RINGMASTER MANAGES TO ESCAPE ELIMINATION, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A HUGE INVERTED SUPLEX! MAK IS DOWN- BUT WAIT! REX JUST HIT THE RINGMASTER WITH A HUGE JUMPING KNEE OUT OF NOWHERE! REX WAS ONE OF THE FIRST PEOPLE MAK TOOK OUT, BUT SOMEHOW HE FOUND IT IN HIM TO GET BACK INTO THIS! RINGMASTER DOWN TO A KNEE, AND NOW REX RUNS THE ROPES! SHINING WIZARD BY REX, TAKING RINGMASTER DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: MAK HAS GOTTEN BACK TO HIS FEET, AND HE GOES RIGHT AFTER REX- BUT REX SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! CAGE TRYING TO ATTACK REX FROM BEHIND- AND CAGE HITS MAK! REX NOW WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX TO CAGE! REX GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, AND HE HITS MAK WITH A JUMPING KNEE! MAK IS BARELY HANGING ON AT THIS POINT, AND NOW REX RUNS THE ROPES! WHAT IS REX THINKING, IS HE ABOUT TO DO IT!?
James Peters: REX WITH ANOTHER JUMPING KNEE, THIS TIME WITH MORE FORCE AS MAK FALLS DOWN THE APRON! REX MCALLISTER JUST ELIMINATED HALL OF FAMER MAK! IT WAS A GREAT RUN MAK, BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT’S COME TO AN END THANKS TO REX, THE MAN WHO HONESTLY MIGHT HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN THIS ENTIRE MATCH RIGHT NOW!
Bella Braxton: MaK has been eliminated.
Eve: REX MCALLISTER JUST SCORED POSSIBLY THE BIGGEST ELIMINATION HE COULD POSSIBLY GET! REX MCALLISTER JUST ELIMINATED MAK FROM THE GRAND RAMPAGE- BUT HE DOESN’T GET A LOT OF TIME TO CELEBRATE AS HE’S IMMEDIATELY ATTACKED FROM BEHIND BY AHREN FOURNIER! AHREN FOURNIER HIT A CLUBBING BLOW FROM BEHIND, AND NOW AHREN JUST SEND REX SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! THAT’S PROBABLY GOING TO TAKE REX OUT OF THIS MATCH FOR A LITTLE WHILE!
Stew-O: CAGE NOW GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, AND BRONSON DANIELS DOES AS WELL! BRONSON NOW GOING AFTER CAGE AND IT LOOKS LIKE A BRAWL IS FORMING BETWEEN THE TWO NOW! IN THE MEANTIME SHAWN STURGIS AND KASEY KAOS HAVE MANAGED TO GET BACK UP, AND THEY’RE BOTH WORKING TOGETHER TO ATTACK TERRY CHAMBERS! KASEY AND SHAWN NOW TRYING TO ELIMINATE TERRY AS THEY SLOWLY PULL HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND IN THE MEANTIME IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE APPROACHING OUR NEXT ENTRANT!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Middle Fingers’ by Missio plays up as Korey Gaines makes his way out to the stage. There’s no happy go smile as you’d expect. He has a face of seriousness, all the pent-up anger that he’s had, all throughout the week, all throughout the months he’s endured here in EAW, is finally going to be let out in the Grand Rampage match. He begins to quickly run down to the ring and not waste any time in doing so)
James Peters: KOREY GAINES IS IN THE RING, AND NOW HE IS GOING AFTER SOSA HENDERSON! SOSA AND KOREY HAVE HAD THEIR ISSUES IN THE PAST, AND SOSA HENDERSON HAS MANAGED TO DEFEAT KOREY ON DYNASTY, AND NOW KOREY IS TAKING OUT ALL HIS PENT UP FRUSTRATIONS ON THE MAN! KOREY GAINES LAYING DOWN LEFTS AND RIGHTS ON SOSA, AND THINGS ARE NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR THE FORMER NEW BREED CHAMPION RIGHT NOW AS KOREY PICKS HIM UP AND SENDS HIM INTO THE CORNER!
Eve: KOREY GAINES NOW LIGHTING SOSA UP IN THE CORNER, AND WE’VE SEEN KOREY GAINES GO DOWN A MORE VICIOUS PATH IN RECENT MONTHS, AND THIS SEEMS TO BE A RESULT OF THAT AS GAINES IS JUST THROWING LEFTS, RIGHTS, AND KNEE STRIKES! GAINES NOW WITH A BOOT TO SOSA’S FACE WHILE SOSA IS TRAPPED IN THE CORNER, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE GAINES IS GOING FOR A QUICK ELIMINATION AS HE GRABS SOSA BY HIS LEGS AND LIFTS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: SOSA MANAGES TO STAY IN THIS MATCH! SOSA POKING KOREY IN THE EYE AFTER LANDING ON THE APRON, AND NOW SOSA CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE WHILE KOREY IS TEMPORARILY BLINDED! DIVING CLOTHESLINE BY SOSA HENDERSON! IT’S CLEAR THAT SOSA AND KOREY WILL BE FIGHTING EACH OTHER FOR A WHILE, BUT LOOK! TERRY HAS MANAGED TO AVOID THE ELIMINATION FROM SHAWN AND KASEY, AND HE JUST DROPPED BOTH OF THEM WITH A DOUBLE URANAGE! TERRY CHAMBERS CAN’T BE KEPT DOWN FOR LONG, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCH ARE BEGINNING TO REALIZE THAT!
James Peters: CAGE AND AHREN FOURNIER FIGHTING NOW AS BRONSON DANIELS HANGS BACK TRYING TO CATCH HIS BREATH! THE RINGMASTER AND TERRY CHAMBERS NOW GOING BACK AT IT! RINGMASTER WITH A FOREARM! TERRY WITH A FOREARM! RINGMASTER! TERRY! RINGMASTER! TERRY! TERRY NOW GETTING THE UPPER HAND ON THE RINGMASTER- BUT THAT CHANGES AS RINGMASTER DRIVES HIS ELBOW INTO TERRY’S MIDSECTION! RINGMASTER NOW PICKING TERRY CHAMBERS UP OF ALL PEOPLE, AND HE DROPS HIM WITH A BACKBREAKER!
Eve: KOREY AND SOSA ARE STILL BRAWLING RIGHT NOW, AND TO BE HONEST IT LOOKS LIKE KOREY GAINES IS GETTING THE BETTER OF SOSA! SOSA IS BEING BACKED INTO THE ROPES RIGHT NOW, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS IN TROUBLE! IS KOREY GAINES ABOUT TO ELIMINATE SOSA HENDERSON!? KOREY HAS SOSA STUCK RIGHT NOW AS GAINES BEGINS TO RUN THE ROPES- BUT SOSA PULLS DOWN THE ROPES AND CAUSES KOREY TO FLY OUT OVER THE TOP ROPE! SOSA JUST GOT AN ELIMINATION OVER KOREY GAINES, JUST LIKE THAT!
Bella Braxton: Korey Gaines has been eliminated.
Stew-O: WHAT A ELIMINATION BY SOSA AS KOREY COULDN’T BE MORE FURIOUS! SOSA LAUGHING IT OFF AS HE CONTINUES ON THROUGH THIS MATCH! BUT WHILST THAT IS HAPPENING IT SEEMS THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK IS GOING DOWN AGAIN! THIS IS ENTRANT NUMBER THIRTY FIVE! WHO WILL IT BE THAT WILL JOIN THIS MATCH?!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Sensei’ by Datsik plays up as Osamu Arcichida makes his way out to the stage. He brings himself down for a moment before spreading his arms out and looking up at the sky. He quickly peels off his jacket as he runs forward to the ring)
James Peters: OSAMU ARCICHIDA IS IN- BUT HE’S IMMEDIATELY TAKEN DOWN WITH A RUNNING KNEE BY BRONSON DANIELS! BRONSON DANIELS CAUGHT OSAMU WITH THAT KNEE OUT OF NOWHERE, AND NOW HE’S LOOKING FOR AN ELIMINATION! BRONSON DANIELS NOW, THROWING OSAMU ARCICHIDA OUTSIDE OF THE RING! WHAT A QUICK ELIMINATION- NO! OSAMU MANAGES TO HANG ONTO THE ROPES! OSAMU EARNED THIS LATE ENTRANT, THERE’S NO WAY HE CAN JUST LET IT GO TO WASTE! OSAMU NOW JUMPING INTO THE- WAIT WHAT!?
Eve: BRONSON DANIELS JUST PUSHED OSAMU’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM! OSAMU FALLS OUT TO RINGSIDE, AND JUST LIKE THAT OSAMU ARCICHIDA HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE! QUICK ELIMINATION BY BRONSON DANIELS, BUT AFTER WHAT OSAMU ARCICHIDA HAS SHOWN HE CAN DO THROUGHOUT HIS TIME IN EAW, THAT WAS A GREAT WAY FOR BRONSON TO MAKE A NAME FOR HIMSELF HERE!
Bella Braxton: Osamu Arcichida has been eliminated.
Stew-O: Wow, I am still in shock! Bronson Daniels eliminated Osamu Arcichida that quickly, it’s just amazing! In the meantime, Shawn Sturgis has been fighting with Kasey Kaos, but things aren’t exactly going in his favor! Kasey Kaos hitting strike after strike here, and now she runs the ropes while Sturgis is stunned- BUT STURGIS HITS A HUGE KICK TO THE FACE! KASEY KAOS IS STUNNED AS SHE BEGINS STUMBLING BACK, BUT NOW SHAWN GRABS HER AND TOSSES HER OUTSIDE OF THE RING-
James Peters: NO HE DOESN’T! KASEY KAOS MANAGED TO TURN THINGS AROUND AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT, AND SHE JUST SENT SHAWN STURGIS OUTSIDE OF THE RING! SHAWN STURGIS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY KASEY KAOS!!
Bella Braxton: Shawn Sturgis has been eliminated.
Eve: SHAWN STURGIS IS OUT OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE! SHAWN CAN’T BELIEVE IT, BUT KASEY KAOS SURE CAN! KASEY KAOS WAS JUST ON THE VERGE OF ELIMINATION, BUT SOMEHOW SHE FOUND A WAY TO TURN IT AROUND AND THROW STURGIS OUT OF THE RING INSTEAD! GOODBYE SHAWN STURGIS!
Stew-O: KASEY NOW TURNING AROUND- AND SHE IS MET WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BY BRONSON DANIELS! BRONSON KNEEING KASEY IN THE FACE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS AIMING TO CAPITALIZE OFF OF HER BEING DISTRACTED! KASEY MANAGES TO HIT A PUNCH TO BRONSON’S MIDSECTION, AND NOW THIS FIGHT IS BECOMING MORE EVENLY MATCHES AS KASEY HITS ANOTHER PUNCH! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER!
James Peters: TERRY CHAMBERS HAS GOTTEN THE BEST OF THE RINGMASTER HERE AS HE HAS HIM IN THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS GONNA MAKE RINGMASTER PASS OUT! RINGMASTER STRUGGLING TO EVEN BREATHE RIGHT NOW, AND THINGS COULD BE REALLY BAD IF HE DOESN’T DO SOMETHING! WAIT- LOOK! RINGMASTER ABLE TO PULL HIS HEAD UP- AND HE SMASHES THE BACK OF HIS HEAD INTO TERRY’S HEAD! RINGMASTER ROLLING OFF OF TERRY NOW, AND THING LOOK LIKE THEY ARE REALLY HEATING UP AS WE BEGIN TO APPROACH OUR THIRTY SIXTH ENTRANT!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘BxMxC’ by BABYMETAL as the elitist in the ring are caught by surprise with the familiar tune. If there was a crowd they’d be absolutely booming with cheers)
Eve: OH MY GOD! COULD IT BE?!
(Jack Ripley makes his way out to the stage as he looks around the arena with a smile. He points around for a moment before taking off his vest and beginning to quickly run to the ring as slowly but surely the Elitist already in there have noticed The Straight Shooter as he makes an emphatic return to the ring!)
Stew-O: YES IT IS! FORMER PURE CHAMPION, UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPION, AND NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION JACK RIPLEY IS HERE! LAST TIME WE SAW HIM WAS AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION 2019 AND BY THE LOOKS OF IT, HE HASN’T LOST A STEP FROM THEN TO NOW!
James Peters: JACK QUICKLY SLIDING INTO THE RING! AHREN GOING RIGHT FOR JACK! BUT JACK WITH A RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE STRIKE TO HIM TAKING HIM DOWN! SOSA QUICKLY GOING FOR JACK AS WELL! JACK WITH A BACK BODY DROP TO SOSA SLAMMING HIM RIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Eve: KASEY KAOS QUICKLY RUNNING IN AS JACK DOESN’T REALIZE IT! JACK TAKEN DOWN BY A SLINGBLADE! KASEY FALLS RIGHT INTO THE CORNER AS JACK STUMBLES UP TO HIS FEET! KASEY! KASEY GOING FOR A CHERRY BOMB! NO! JACK MANAGES TO ESCAPE OUT OF THE WAY OUT OF THE SHINING WIZARD JUST BARELY! KASEY FALLS TO HER KNEES AS JACK RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS HER!
Stew-O: DAYLIGHT! SLAYING! TIME! RUNNING KNEE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF KASEY TAKING HER FLAT DOWN TO THE GROUND! JACK IS ON A ROLL RIGHT NOW AND AS WE SAID BEFORE, HE HAS NOT LOST A STEP IN HIS ACTIONS AS HE KEEPS IT GOING ABSOLUTELY DOMINATING THIS GRAND RAMPAGE MATCHUP!
James Peters: REX MCALLISTER HAS MANAGED TO GET BACK INTO THIS MATCH, AND NOW HE GOES RIGHT AFTER JACK! REX WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON JACK RIPLEY! JACK IS ABLE TO GET BACK UP, ONLY TO RECEIVE ANOTHER BELLY TO BELLY! JACK CRAWLING INTO THE CORNER NOW, AND REX CHARGES IN- ONLY TO RECEIVE A KICK TO THE FACE! JACK NOW ON THE MIDDLE ROPE, AND HE GOES FOR A DIVE- BUT REX TAKES HIM OUT OF THE AIR WITH A PELE KICK!
Eve: REX NOW THROWING JACK TO THE ROPES, BUT JACK REBOUNDS OFF OF THEM BEFORE HITTING A FOREARM SMASH! REX IS ABLE TO BACK INTO THE CORNER AFTER THAT, AND NOW JACK CHARGES IN! JUMPING CLOTHESLINE BY JACK RIPLEY, AND NOW JACK GOES OUT TO THE APRON FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE! SLINGSHOT SPEAR BY JACK!!
Stew-O: IT CONNECTS- BUT IMMEDIATELY AFTERWARDS CAGE JUST PUNT KICKED JACK IN THE MIDSECTION! CAGE NOW PICKING JACK UP, AND HE KNEES HIM IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE HITTING A SNAPMARE! CAGE NOW OFF THE ROPES, DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE- NO! JACK AVOIDED THE DROPKICK, AND JUST AS BOTH MEN GOT TO THEIR FEET JACK MANAGED TO HIT CAGE WITH A HURRICANRANA! CAGE IS DOWN, WHAT A MOVE BY JACK!
James Peters: KASEY KAOS HAS BEEN FIGHTING THE RINGMASTER THE PAST FEW MINUTES, AND RINGMASTER ATTEMPTED TO TOSS KASEY ASIDE, BUT KASEY LANDED ON HER FEET BEFORE RUNNING IN AND HITTING A DROPKICK TO THE LEGS! KASEY NOW- WOW! WHAT A CLOTHESLINE BY TERRY CHAMBERS, NEARLY TAKING KASEY’S HEAD OFF!
Eve: Bronson Daniels is right on Terry’s back with a sleeper hold though! Terry is easily able to throw Bronson off of him- BUT AS TERRY CHARGED TOWARDS HIM- BRONSON WAS ABLE TO HIS A LEG SWEEP! WE’RE NOW APPROACHING OUR NEXT ENTRANT, AND I CAN ONLY WONDER WHO IT’LL BE!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘Smell Of The Game’ by Little V plays up as Colby Sol makes his way out to the stage. He looks determined as he begins to pace around before throwing a fist up in the air. He has a smirk on his face as he quickly runs down the stage and to the ring)
Stew-O: COLBY SOL IS OUR THIRTY SEVENTH ENTRANT, AND HE IMMEDIATELY GOES FACE TO FACE WITH BRONSON DANIELS! WAIT- SOSA HENDERSON TRIED GOING AFTER BOTH MEN- BUT THEY BOTH DUCKED A DOUBLE LARIAT ATTEMPT, AND NOW COLBY SOL IS BRINGING THE FIGHT TO SOSA! COLBY WITH ALL THESE STRIKES, AND IF YOU ALL WERE UNAWARE, COLBY DOES HAVE A BOXING BACKGROUND! COLBY WITH PUNCH AFTER PUNCH, AND SOSA IS TRYING TO COVER UP BUT COLBY’S STRIKES ARE TOO MUCH FOR HIM AS SOSA IS BACKED INTO THE CORNER!
James Peters: BRONSON DANIELS NOW CHARGING IN, AND HE HITS SOSA WITH A RUNNING KNEE IN THE CORNER! BRONSON NOW TAKING SOSA OUT OF THE CORNER, AND HE AND COLBY HIT HIM WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX! BOTH MEN WITH A MINOR CELEBRATION AS IT LOOKS LIKE THEIR TEAMWORK IS PAYING OFF-
Eve: SPOKE TOO SOON! AHREN FOURNIER THROWS BRONSON DANIELS OVER THE TOP ROPE WHILE CAGE ATTACKS COLBY SOL! BRONSON HASN’T BEEN ELIMINATED AND MANAGES TO HIT AHREN WITH A KICK TO THE FACE- BUT AHREN RETALIATES WITH A PUNCH TO THE JAW! BRONSON NOW WITH A PUNCH! NOW AHREN! NOW BRONSON! NOW AHREN! BRONSON NOW WITH ANOTHER- WAIT NO! AHREN CAUGHT BRONSON’S ARM, AND NOW HE KICKS HIM OFF OF THE APRON! GOODNIGHT BRONSON DANIELS!
Bella Braxton: Bronson Daniels has been eliminated.
Stew-O: BRONSON IS OUT THANKS TO AHREN FOURNIER, AND NOW AHREN GOES TO ATTACK TERRY CHAMBERS! TERRY LOOKED LIKE HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO ELIMINATE REX, BUT AHREN JUST ATTACKED TERRY FROM BEHIND! TERRY DIDN’T SEEM TO BE AFFECTED TOO MUCH FROM THAT ATTACK THOUGH, AS HE JUST LAYS AHREN OUT WITH A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!
Eve: CAGE HAS COLBY IN THE CORNER, AND HE IS DRIVING HIS SHOULDER INTO HIS MIDSECTION, BUT COLBY NOW IS JUST POUNDING AWAY AT CAGE’S BACK! CAGE IS HURTING NOW, AND THAT ALLOWS COLBY TO HIT A HUGE DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! COLBY NOW IS JUST POUNDING AWAY AT CAGE, AND HONESTLY I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS MAN COULD POSSIBLY TAKE ANY MORE AFTER BEING THE VERY FIRST ENTRANT! WE’RE ABOUT TO ENTER OUR THIRTY EIGHTH ENTRANT, AND WHOEVER IT IS IS ABOUT TO ENTER A TOUGH FIELD OF COMPETITORS!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘WAR’ by Grandson plays up as it booms across the arena. In the ring everyone stops where they are as it’s clear they were not expecting who is about to come out)
Stew-O: Oh not this fucktard.
(Jake Smith makes his way out to the stage. He pats his PURE Championship around his waist mockingly that he retained earlier in the nightmare. He has a big grin on his face as he struts to the ring and points at all the competitors before sticking up the middle figure and stopping half way as he begins to crack up. It is clear he is not going to take this match seriously, so much for saying otherwise)
James Peters: PURE CHAMPION JAKE SMITH IS ENTERING THIS MATCH AT NUMBER THIRTY EIGHT! JAKE JUST RETAINED AGAINST LANCE BLACKFYRE JUST A FEW MATCHES AGO! THE QUESTION IS WHAT SHAPE IS HE INTO PUSH ON IN THIS GRAND RAMPAGE MATCHUP!
Eve: I DON’T KNOW BUT LET’S FIND OUT RIGHT NOW! COLBY SOL THE FIRST ONE TO COME RIGHT AFTER JAKE! COLBY SWINGS FORWARD WITH A HIGH KICK! BUT JAKE PUSHES IT OUT OF THE WAY! JAKE WITH A BICYCLE KICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF COLBY’S HEAD SENDING COLBY RIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: REX COMING RIGHT FOR JAKE AS HE QUICKLY GOES FOR A BICYCLE KICK! IT CONNECTS RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF JAKE’S HEAD! JAKE FALLS DOWN TO A KNEE AS REX QUICKLY BRINGS HIM UP! REX EFFECT! NO! JAKE QUICKLY LIFTS REX OVER HIS HEAD AND DOWN TO THE GROUND! REX IS UP AS JAKE IS ALREADY READY FOR HIM!
James Peters: FLATLINE! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK LIFTING PILEDRIVER CONNECTS ONTO REX! JAKE HAS ALREADY GRABBED THIS MATCH BY THE THROAT AS HE PULLS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET! BUT LOOK WHO THE HELL HE JUST MET WITH!
(Jack Ripley has pulled himself up to his feet as both Jake and Jack pull themselves closer to one another. They both stare down one another before Jake begins to speak to him)
Jake Smith (Off-Mic): Been a bit fucktard.
Jack Ripley (Off-Mic): Sure it has, how’s bottom feeding been doing for you?
Eve: OH AND THEY’RE GOING RIGHT OFF! JAKE AND JACK WITH LEFTS AND RIGHTS AS JAKE HAS HEARD ENOUGH! BOTH OF THEM ARE GOING HAM AGAINST ONE ANOTHER RIGHT NOW! JACK QUICKLY REELS BACK AND LANDS A BIG FOREARM SHOT SENDING JAKE DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION! JACK RUNNING TO THE ROPES! PENALTY KICK!
Stew-O: BUT JAKE GRABS THE LEG! JAKE QUICKLY SWIPES JACK RIPLEY DOWN TO A KNEE AS JAKE RUNS TO THE ROPES! SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT! NO! JACK MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OUT OF THE BOMAYE KNEE STRIKE! JACK UP TO HIS FEET! YOU’LL FLOAT TO! NO JAKE GRABS THE SUPERKICK AS HE SHOVES JACK AWAY! OH! JAKE CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: BUT LOOK! AHREN HAS JUST TAKEN DOWN JAKE! AHREN WITH A CLUBBING BLOW RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Ahren quickly bringing him up! AHREN QUICKLY RUNNING TO THE ROPES! PROTECT YA NECK! NO! JAKE MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THE CLOTHESLINE JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! BUT AHREN WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE TAKING JAKE DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Eve: MEANWHILE WHILST THAT BRAWL IS HAPPENING AND JAKE SMITH IS GETTING THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF HIM! COLBY SOL AND SOSA HENDERSON ARE GOING RIGHT AT IT! COLBY WITH A KICK TO THE GUT AS HE RUNS TO THE ROPES! SUPERMAN PUNCH!
Stew-O: BUT SOSA IS STILL UP! MEANWHILE COLBY SOL AND THE RINGMASTER HAVE FOUND THEMSELVES ON THE APRON! COLBY NOW ATTEMPTING TO DRIVE RINGMASTER INTO THE APRON, BUT RINGMASTER KNEES COLBY IN THE MIDSECTION TO STOP HIM, BEFORE THROWING HIM INTO THE BARRICADE! COLBY CRASHED INTO THE BARRICADE HARD, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S JUST BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE GRAND RAMPAGE!
Bella Braxton: Colby Sol has been eliminated.
James Peters: MEANWHILE WHILST THAT’S HAPPENING IT SEEMS OUR NEXT ENTRANT IS COMING OUT TO THE RING RIGHT NOW! WHO COULD BE JOINING THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH AT NUMBER THIRTY NINE?!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘War’ by Dance With The Dead hits, and soon after Santo Muerte walks out to the stage. He slowly makes his way down the ramp, and the first person to notice him is Jake Smith. Jake immediately turns his attention to him as he pulls himself up to his feet after getting the shit rocked out of him, Jake looks angered immediately as it’s clear he has not gotten over the fact that he happened to lose to him a few weeks back (ilysm future Jake who is reading what past Jake wrote), and soon after Santo begins sprinting into the ring, until-)
Eve: JAKE SMITH WITH A LOW BLOW! JAKE JUST LOW BLOWED SANTO MUERTE AS SOON AS HE SLID INTO THE RING! WHAT A CHEAP TACTIC BY JAKE SMITH, AND NOW HE HITS THE BROKEN WINGS! SANTO JUST GOT IN THE MATCH, BUT JUST LIKE THAT JAKE JUST TOOK HIM OUT OF THE EQUATION! JAKE WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE
Jake Smith (Off-Mic): YOU FUCKING RUINED ME SANTO! AND NOW… I RUIN **YOU!**
Stew-O: AS HE LOOKS DOWN ON SANTO, AND I DON’T EXACTLY LIKE WHAT HE’S THINKING HERE AS HE CROUCHES DOWN TOWARDS HIM!
James Peters: JAKE JUST PULLED OFF THE MASK OF SANTO MUERTE! JAKE JUST PULLED SANTO’S MASK OFF, AND IS THAT…. Oh my God… NO, NO WAY! PLEASE NO, NOT HIM!!
Eve: IT’S JACOB SENN!!!! SANTO MUERTE IS DISGRACED EX-ELITIST JACOB SENN!!! JAKE IS ABSOLUTELY DUMBFOUNDED AS HE CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
Jake Smith (Off-Mic): WHAT THE- HOW DID I LOSE TO- I- FUCK!
Stew-O: JAKE LOOKING AT THE SITUATION FOR A MOMENT AS A DEVIOUS SMIRK SHOWS ON HIS FACE! JAKE BEGINS TO LAUGH AS HE’S HOLDING UP SANTO- OR I SHOULD SAY JACOB’S MASK, AND… WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!? SANTO MUERTE, THE MAN WE ONCE THOUGHT HAD TONS OF POTENTIAL TO MAKE IT HERE IN EAW, HAS BEEN ONE BIG LIAR THIS ENTIRE TIME! JAKE HAS A HUGE SMILE ON HIS FACE AFTER EXPOSING “SANTO MUERTE” FOR WHO HE REALLY IS, BUT NOW THAT SMILE FADES AWAY AS HE LOOKS TO FINISH THE JOB ON THE MAN WHO MANAGED TO DEFEAT HIM JUST RECENTLY ON SHOWDOWN!
James Peters: CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH!!! JAKE WITH THOSE STIFF STOMPS ONTO SENN’S HEAD- EXCEPT HE’S NOT JUST STOPPING AT THREE! JAKE IS STOMPING ON SENN’S HEAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND IT LOOKS LIKE NOBODY IS PLANNING TO STOP HIM! AT THIS POINT SENN MAY HAVE A DISLOCATED JAW OR SOMETHING, THIS DOESN’T LOOK GOOD AT ALL, BUT I HONESTLY DON’T THINK WE’RE GONNA LOSE ANYONE VALUABLE AFTER THIS! JAKE NOW GRABBING SENN’S ARM, AND NOW HE HITS THOSE STOMPS THREE MORE TIMES, RIGHT ON THE FRONT OF HIS FACE!
Eve: SENN IS JUST A MESS RIGHT NOW! JAKE PICKING SENN UP NOW, AND HE JUST EFFORTLESSLY SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! SENN IS GONE, AND HONESTLY, GOOD RIDDANCE!
Bella Braxton: Santo Muert- I mean, Jacob Senn has been eliminated.
Stew-O: Jake dusting himself off as it’s clearly a job well done, but he still looks disgruntled at the happenstance of this! Everyone in the ring is absolutely dumbfounded at this as it’s clear they did not see this coming at the Grand Rampage match. MEANWHILE THOUGH MOVING ON! IT SEEMS NUMBER FORTY IS COMING OUT AND- Should we really question who it is? We know exactly who it is. BUT 10 MORE SECONDS TILL THE FINAL GRAND RAMPAGE ENTRANT COMES OUT!
10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..BUZZZZZ!!!
(‘It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta plays up as Charlie Marr makes his way out to the stage. He takes his time slowly as he has a cocky look on his face, being the last entrant has certainly gained him a big advantage of the situation and he’s certainly embracing that for a moment. One person that catches his eye is Jack Ripley, his face turns to a face of seriousness for a moment but quickly turns back to a smirk as he looks away from him.)
James Peters: And ladies and gentlemen our final entrant into the Grand Rampage match, is Charlie Marr. Charlie certainly doesn’t have much work to do as he slowly rolls into the ring, everyone has turned to the former World Champion as clearly nobody is happy about him. Everyone is slowly surrounding The Libertine like a pack of wolves right now!
Eve: AND EVERYONE IS OFF! JAKE SMITH IS THE FIRST ONE GOING AFTER CHARLIE! BUT CHARLIE WITH A BLOW RIGHT TO HIS HEAD! JAKE SMITH STUMBLES BACKWARDS BUT JAKE IS STILL OFF AND RUNNING! JAKE WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO CHARLIE! CHARLIE SENT DOWN BUT CHARLIE IS UP TO HIS FEET! JAKE RUNNING ONCE MORE! CHARLIE WITH A SPINEBUSTER! HEADMASTER’S RITUAL CONNECTS AS JAKE IS PULLED UP BY CHARLIE! CHARLIE THROWS JAKE OVER THE TOP ROPE! JAKE SMITH IS OUT!
Bella Braxton: Jake Smith has been eliminated.
Stew-O: TERRY CHAMBERS WITH BLOWS RIGHT TO CHARLIE MARR AS HE WASTES NO TIME GOING RIGHT FOR HIM! TERRY IS BACK INTO THIS MATCH AS HE’S PUMMELING CHARLIE! CHARLIE FORCED INTO THE CORNER AS TERRY GRABS HIM AND SWINGS HIM AROUND! URANAGE SLAM!
James Peters: CHARLIE BOUNCES OFF THE MAT AS TERRY QUICKLY BRINGS HIM UP! HE COULD TAKE CHARLIE OUT AS FAST AS HE CAME IN! BUT CHARLIE! CHARLIE DROPPING TO A KNEE! TERRY LOOKS QUESTIONED AS CLEARLY HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT’S HAPPENING!
Eve: MY GAWD! CHARLIE MARR WITH A LOW BLOW! TERRY’S CHAMBERS’ WERE ROCKED AS CHARLIE IS NOT WASTING ANY TIME AS HE GRABS TERRY! NOT THIS WAY! PLEASE! CHARLIE SENDING TERRY OVER THE TOP ROPE! TERRY CHAMBERS IS OUT!
Bella Braxton: Terry Chambers has been eliminated.
Stew-O: KASEY IS GOING RIGHT FOR CHARLIE NOW! HOW IS CHARLIE DISPOSING OF THEM SO EASILY! KASEY KICKING CHARLIE RIGHT IN THE GUT AS SHE QUICKLY GRABS HIM! KASEY THROWING CHARLIE TO THE ROPES! CHERRY BOMB!
James Peters: NO! NO! CHARLIE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SHINING WIZARD! KASEY STUMBLING UP TO HER FEET AS CHARLIE QUICKLY GRABS KASEY! THE QUEEN IS DEAD!
Eve: DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT CONNECTS! CHARLIE MARR HAS JUST IMPALED KASEY KAOS TO THE GROUND! CHARLIE GRABBING KASEY! CHARLIE THROWS KASEY OUT! KASEY IS ELIMINATED!
Bella Braxton: Kasey Kaos has been eliminated.
Stew-O: PROPS TO KASEY KAOS FOR SURVIVING FROM THE ENTRANT NUMBER THREE SPOT! THINGS ARE LOOKING BRIGHT IN HER FUTURE! BUT NOW WE FOCUS ON THIS MATCH, EVERYONE IS STARTING TO TAKE NOTICE AS EVERYONE LOOKS OVER TO THE LIBERTINE! IT’S CLEAR NONE OF THEM ARE HAPPY CHARLIE IS IN THIS MATCH ANYWAYS! KNOWING THE REPUTATION HE HAS!
(Charlie clearly has no fear of any of them as he begins to mock them. But not for long as his voice slowly silences. Jack Ripley is making his way out to the center of the ring as he stares a hole into Charlie Marr. Both of them are slowly bringing themselves closer to one another as the smile on Charlie’s face has dimmed and turned to a straight face as Jack fumes with anger at even the sight of the blue-eyed man.)
Charlie Marr (Off-Mic): I MADE YOUR CAREER! YET YOU’RE STILL AN INSUFFERABLE, ABSOLUTE NOBODY!
Jack Ripley (Off-Mic): Just as I said before and I will say it again, I’ve got your number. Now it’s time to make you my bitch.
Stew-O: JACK AND CHARLIE ARE GOING RIGHT AT IT NOW! BOTH OF THEM ARE PUNCHING ONE ANOTHER TILL DAYS END AS IT SEEMS THEY STILL HAVE PENT UP HATRED AND FRUSTRATION FOR ONE ANOTHER! JACK GETTING THE ADVANTAGE AS CHARLIE MANAGES TO GET HIM BACK AND PUSH HIM BACKWARDS! CHARLIE IS PUSHED UP TO THE ROPES AS JACK CONTINUES TO SWING MULTIPLE PUNCHES RIGHT TO CHARLIE, NONE OF THEM WANT TO GIVE IN!
James Peters: BOTH OF THEM ARE HAMMERING AT EACH OTHER AS JACK SWINGS RIGHT AT CHARLIE! CHARLIE DUCKS UNDER! BUT JACK WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE! CHARLIE IS SENT TO A KNEE AS JACK GRABS CHARLIE AND RUNS WITH HIM! LAWNDART THROW! CHARLIE IS SENT FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!
Eve: CHARLIE IS STUNNED AS JACK IS WAITING FOR HIM! WAIT JACK IS SETTING HIM UP! VERTEBREAKER! NO! RIPPLE EFFECT FAILS TO CONNECT AS CHARLIE SLIPS OUT! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE! JACK IS IN SHOCK HIMSELF AS HE STUMBLES BACKWARDS! HE DOESN’T SEE CHARLIE AS HE’S GETTING HIS BEARINGS!
Stew-O: CHARING CROSS! DISCUS LARIAT CONNECTS ONTO JACK WHICH TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT! CHARLIE GRABBING JACK! NO PLEASE! CHARLIE THROWS JACK RIPLEY OVER THE TOP ROPE! JACK RIPLEY IS ELIMINATED FROM THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCHUP!
Bella Braxton: Jack Ripley has been eliminated.
James Peters: JACK RIPLEY IS OUT OF THIS MATCH AS CHARLIE MARR LOOKS PLEASED ABOUT WHAT HE’S DONE! LOOK! REX NOW! THE ONSLAUGHT IS NOT STOPPING AS CHARLIE CANNOT CATCH A BREAK IN THIS MATCH! REX IS ATTACKING CHARLIE RIGHT NOW! REX WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF CHARLIE! REX WITH A BIG OLYMPIC SLAM!
Eve: REX READYING HIMSELF UP! CHARLIE IS STUMBLING UP! THIS COULD BE THE CHANCE THAT REX NEEDS TO GET MAIN EVENT MARR OUT! THE REX EFFECT-
Stew-O: CHARLIE WITH A BIG KNEE TAKING DOWN REX! CHARLIE BRINGING REX UP QUICKLY AS HE SWINGS HIM OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE! NO FACE, NO CASE! THE ROPE HUNG DDT CONNECTS! REX IS DOWN! THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY CHARLIE NEEDS!
James Peters: CHARLIE LOOKS READY! CHARLIE FALLS INTO THE CORNER AS HE YELLS AT REX TO GET UP TO HIS FEET! REX IS STUMBLING UP! IF THIS IS WHAT I THINK IT IS! REX MCALLISTER’S PFP DREAM COULD BE COMING TO A END RIGHT HERE AND NOW! CHARLIE LOOKS READY AS HE LOOKS TO BOOST HIMSELF OUT OF THE CORNER-
Eve: WHAT THE FUCK! IT’S MALCOLM JONES! MALCOLM JONES QUICKLY GRABBING CHARLIE MARR! OH MY! MALCOLM JONES PULLING CHARLIE MARR OUT OF THE RING! MY GOD! IF MALCOLM JONES CAN’T GET THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP! CHARLIE MARR CAN’T EITHER! CHARLIE MARR IS OUT OF THIS MATCH WITH THE HELP OF MALCOLM JONES!
Bella Braxton: Charlie Marr has been eliminated.
Stew-O: CHARLIE MARR HAD SUCH A UPPERHAND! THE MAN CAME OUT NUMBER 40 HE ELIMINATED HIS DEAREST ENEMY WHO HE KEEPS CLOSE TO HIS HEART! AND NOW HE DROPPED THE BALL!
(Charlie Marr looks around in pure anger. He chases after Malcolm Jones who has already jumped over the barricade and retreated into the stands. Charlie wastes no time following him as they both disappear in a wild goose chase)
James Peters: EVERYONE IN THE MATCH COULD NOT BE MORE CONFUSED AT WHAT HAPPENED BUT NO MATTER WHAT JUST HAPPENED, THE MATCH MUST GO ON EITHER WAY! AHREN ATTACKING SOSA FROM BEHIND AS INSTANTLY AHREN IS NOT WASTING ANY TIME TAKING ADVANTAGE FROM THE DISTRACTION!
Eve: SOSA IS FIGHTING BACK THOUGH AS HE PULLS HIMSELF UP ONTO HIS FEET! AHREN RUNS AT HIM! SOSA WITH A SPEAR! SPEAR TAKES AHREN DOWN TO THE GROUND! SOSA TAKING AHREN FOURNIER DOWN AS HE QUICKLY CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE! SOSA POSITIONING HIMSELF I THINK THIS MIGHT BE WHAT IT SEEMS TO BE! SOSA BOMB!
Stew-O: NO! REX! REX MCALLISTER WITH A JUMPING KNEE! SOSA IS STUNNED AS HE’S FALLS TO A SITTING POSITION ON THE TOP ROPE! REX QUICKLY GRABBING SOSA! HE SHOVES HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE! SOSA TUMBLES TO THE FLOOR! SOSA HENDERSON IS OUT!
Bella Braxton: SOSA Henderson has been eliminated.
James Peters: REX HAS JUST MANAGED TO ELIMINATE SOSA OUT OF THIS! LOOK! AHREN! AHREN QUICKLY TURNING AROUND REX! AHREN KICKING REX RIGHT IN THE GUT! REX FALLS TO ALL FOURS AS AHREN QUICKLY RUNS TO THE ROPES! STORYBOOK ENDING- OH MY GOD!
Eve: CAGE! CAGE IS ALIVE! HOW HE’S STILL IN THIS IS BEYOND ME! CAGE WITH HIS LAST BIT OF STRENGTH TAKES AHREN DOWN TO THE GROUND! CAGE COLLAPSES TO A KNEE BUT QUICKLY BRINGS AHREN UP TO HIS FEET! MERCY RULE! MERCY RULE WITH A BOOST OF ENERGY! CAGE BRINGS AHREN UP! AHREN IS THROWN OUT OF THE RING! WE ARE DOWN TO OUR FINAL THREE IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE!
Bella Braxton: Ahren Fournier has been eliminated.
Stew-O: Here we go… Only three competitors left in this match. The Ringmaster, Rex McAllister, and Cage. Rex has managed to stay in this match since entrant fifteen, meanwhile Cage and the Ringmaster were entrants one and two. How those two managed to survive this long is beyond me, but now we’re in the endgame. This is what it’s come down to. Cage, Rex, or Ringmaster, one of these three men are going to main event Pain for Pride as this year’s Grand Rampage winner. Rex McAllister came so close to getting the job done last year, and we all know how much he wants to right his past wrongs. Cage was made the first entrant by Chris Elite, and even that wasn’t enough as Chris made it so going through any one of the ropes counts as an elimination for Cage. The Ringmaster, this is his first ever Grand Rampage guys. He asked to be the second entrant, and from there he went on to get the most eliminations in this match. All three men slowly beginning to circle the ring, waiting to see who will make the first move.
James Peters: RINGMASTER DOESN’T WAIT AROUND! THE RINGMASTER JUST BLASTED REX WITH A LARIAT, AND NOW HE’S JUST PUMMELING HIM AS CAGE BEGINS TO TAKE A STEP BACK AND JUST WATCH! REX IS BACKED INTO THE CORNER, BUT RINGMASTER NOW KICKS REX IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP! SNAKE EYES ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! REX IS HURT, AND NOW RINGMASTER IS LOOKING FOR THE ELIMINATION- BUT REX IS ABLE TO KICK RINGMASTER AWAY BEFORE HE COULD SEND HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! REX NOW JUMPING ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE- AND REX ATTEMPTED A DIVING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE BUT RINGMASTER CATCHES HIM AND HITS A SPINEBUSTER-
Eve: CAGE GOES RIGHT AFTER THE RINGMASTER! THE RINGMASTER IS THE BIGGEST GUY CURRENTLY IN THIS MATCH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE MAY STILL BE THE BIGGEST THREAT AS CAGE BEGINS POUNDING AWAY AT HIS FACE! RINGMASTER TRYING TO BLOCK UP BUT CAGE IS STILL ABLE TO CONNECT WITH MOST OF HIS PUNCHES! THIS MAY BE BAD FOR RINGMASTER! CAGE PICKING RINGMASTER UP, AND I THINK HE’S SETTING UP FOR THE MOVE THAT’S PUT DOWN SO MANY OF HIS OPPONENTS IN THE PAST! CAGE, HITS THE MURDER DEATH KILL!! NO HE DOESN’T, RINGMASTER MANAGED TO DUCK THE CLOTHESLINE AND INSTEAD PICK CAGE UP, BUT CAGE IS QUICKLY ABLE TO COUNTER WHATEVER RINGMASTER WAS GOING FOR WITH A DDT!
Stew-O: Rex is back to his feet, and instead of going after Cage, IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING TO HELP HIM! REX PULLING RINGMASTER TO HIS FEET BEFORE GRABBING HIS ARMS, AND NOW CAGE IS JUST PUNCHING AWAY AT RINGMASTERS MIDSECTION! PUNCH AFTER PUNCH, AND REX IS STILL PULLING ON RINGMASTERS ARMS SO HE CAN’T EVEN DEFEND HIMSELF! CAGE AND REX NOW BOTH GRABBING RINGMASTER, AND THEY SEND HIM CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! THESE TWO ARE DOING WHATEVER THEY POSSIBLY CAN, AND IT SEEMS LIKE THEY’RE WORKING TOGETHER TO TRY AND TAKE OUT THE RINGMASTER! CAGE SLOWLY PULLING RINGMASTER TO HIS FEET WHILE HOOKING BOTH ARMS, MERCY RULE!!
James Peters: WAIT, NO!! RINGMASTER IS ABLE TO RAM CAGE RIGHT INTO REX! RINGMASTER TAKING DOWN BOTH MEN AS HE GOES DOWN HIMSELF, AND IT’S CLEAR TO SEE JUST HOW MUCH THESE MEN WANT TO MAIN EVENT PAIN FOR PRIDE! RINGMASTER SOMEHOW PULLING HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE GOES AFTER REX! RINGMASTER WASTING NO TIME HERE AS BE PICKS REX UP, AND THIS MAY BE THE END OF REX MCALLISTER IF HE CAN’T ESCAPE THIS! RINGMASTER WITH REX ON HIS SHOULDER, AND THERE’S THE BIG ENDING-
Eve: IT DOESN’T CONNECT! REX MANAGED TO JUMP OFF OF RINGMASTERS SHOULDERS AT THE LAST MOMENT, AND THERE’S AN ENZUIGIRI TO THE RINGMASTER! RINGMASTER BACKING UP INTO THE ROPES- AND NOW BOTH CAGE AND REX CHARGE IN, SENDING RINGMASTER OVER THE TOP-
Stew-O: RINGMASTER JUST SENT BOTH MEN OVER HIM AND OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
James Peters: BOTH MEN BARELY MANAGE TO HANG ONTO THE ROPES AND STAY ON THE APRON! THEY’RE BOTH TRYING TO GET BACK INTO THE RING, BUT THE RINGMASTER IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO TAKE BOTH MEN OUT AT ONCE AS HE TRIES TO PUSH BOTH REX AND CAGE OFF THE APRON! BOTH MEN ARE TRYING DESPERATELY HARD HERE TO HANG ON, BUT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW DIFFICULT IT’S GOING TO BE DUE TO THE INSANE STRENGTH RINGMASTER POSSESSES, WE MAY SEE A DOUBLE ELIMINATION HERE TO END THE 2020 GRAND RAMPAGE!
Eve: I honestly believe we may be seeing one of the greatest individual Grand Rampage performances of all time from this man. The Ringmaster has had his ups and downs this season, but tonight he has more than proven what he is capable of. Ten years ago, at the third ever Grand Rampage, we saw another unexpected competitor make his name known, by emerging from the shadows and winning the entire match as the underdog. That man was Cy Henderson, who would go on to become EAW Champion, and eventually a hall of famer. Honestly, if Ringmaster can win here tonight after all he went through, Cy’s win in 2010 will seem like child’s play.
Stew-O: Cage is able to push Ringmaster’s hand away, and he hits Ringmaster with a forearm, causing him to let go of both men! Both Cage and Rex getting back into the ring, AND IMMEDIATELY BOTH MEN GO RIGHT BACK AFTER THE RINGMASTER! THEY’RE DOING WHATEVER THEY CAN TO STAY IN THIS MATCH, AND SURELY THEY BOTH KNOW THAT IF THEY WANT TO WIN THIS MATCH, THEY NEED TO TAKE THE RINGMASTER OUT OF THE EQUATION! REX NOW RUNNING THE ROPES- ONLY TO BE MET WITH A BOOT BY RINGMASTER! CAGE NOW TRYING TO DO WHATEVER DAMAGE HE CAN AS HE CONTINUES THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS- BUT RINGMASTER PUSHES CAGE INTO THE ROPES, AND NOW HE GOES FOR THE ELIMINATION!
James Peters: CAGE DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE FROM RINGMASTER, AND NOW LOOK! BOTH REX AND CAGE WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING RINGMASTER OVER THE TOP! RINGMASTER MANAGES TO STAY ON THE APRON, AND HE IMMEDIATELY GOES TO FIGHT BACK AS HE HITS CAGE WITH AN ELBOW, BEFORE DOING THE SAME TO REX! RINGMASTER FIGHTING BOTH MEN OFF AT THE SAME TIME, AND NOW RINGMASTER HITS REX WITH A DEVASTATING HEADBUTT!
Eve: ONLY TO BE MET WITH BOTH A DROPKICK BY REX, AND A FOREARM BY CAGE, KNOCKING RINGMASTER OFF OF THE APRON! THE RINGMASTER IS OUT OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE, WE’RE DOWN TO TWO!
Bella Braxton: The Ringmaster has been eliminated.
Stew-O: THE RINGMASTER IS OUT! There is absolutely nothing to be ashamed of for the Ringmaster after the incredible performance he had this year, and after this there shouldn’t be any doubt that the kid is gonna go far, but now we’re down to two. Cage and Rex McAllister. Both former World Champions, and just two years ago at Pain for Pride Festival, Cage beat Rex to win the EAW Championship. This probably isn’t where any of us expected their rematch to be, but here we are. The last two men remaining. One of these two men are going to find themselves back in the main event of Pain for Pride, but who is it gonna be?
James Peters: Both men meeting in the center of the ring, but neither man is saying a word. You can already see it in their eyes, both of them want to headline Pain for Pride, and after coming this far there’s just no way either of them could quit. CAGE GOING FOR A PUNCH, BUT IT’S BLOCKED BY REX! REX GOING FOR AN OPEN HANDED CHOP- BUT CAGE MANAGES TO CATCH HIS HAND BEFORE KICKING HIM IN THE MIDSECTION! STUNNER- NO! REX PUSHES CAGE INTO THE ROPES! CAGE DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE BEFORE GRABBING REX FROM BEHIND! MURDER DEATH- NO! REX MANAGES TO DUCK THE LARIAT, AND NOW THE TWO BACK AWAY FROM EACH OTHER, KEEPING EYE CONTACT AS THEY BEGIN TO CIRCLE THE RING!
Eve: REX CONNECTS WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND! REX CHARGES IN AND IMMEDIATELY WENT FOR THAT PUNCH CATCHING CAGE OFF GUARD, AND NOW HE HITS A SECOND RIGHT HAND, BEFORE FOLLOWING IT UP WITH A BICYCLE KICK- NO! CAGE AVOIDED THE BICYCLE KICK BEFORE LIFTING REX UP IN A TORTURE RACK! GREETINGS FROM- NO! REX MANAGES TO GET BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET, AND HE GRABS CAGE IN A FRONT FACELOCK BEFORE HITTING A SNAP SUPLEX! CAGE IS HURTING AFTER THAT THANKS TO ALL THE DAMAGE HE TOOK THROUGHOUT THE MATCH, BUT SOMEHOW CAGE STILL FINDS IT IN HIM TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET- WAIT! REX GRABBING CAGE NOW, AND HE HITS THE REX EFFECT!
Stew-O: NO HE DOESN’T! CAGE MANAGES TO BLOCK THE REX EFFECT BY PUSHING REX AWAY, AND NOW HE DROPS REX WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! CAGE NOW PUNCHING REX IN THE FACE OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND I CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT CAGE MUST BE THINKING HERE! THIS MAN HAS WENT THROUGH HELL ALL THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH, BUT IF HE LOSES NOW IT’LL ALL BE FOR NOTHING! CAGE JUST TEARING AWAY AT REX WITH THESE PUNCHES, AND THINGS HAVE ALREADY GOTTEN UGLY BETWEEN THESE TWO! CAGE JUST PUNCHING AND PUNCHING AWAY, AND IT LOOKS LIKE BLOOD IS BEGINNING TO POUR FROM REX’S NOSE AS HE MANAGES TO PUSH CAGE OFF OF HIM- BUT JUST AS REX GETS BACK TO HIS FEET CAGE SENDS HIM OUT OF THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
James Peters: NO HE DOESN’T! REX LANDS ON THE APRON AND IMMEDIATELY SLIDES UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE GRABBING CAGE’S LEG! REX HAS AN ANKLE LOCK APPLIED, AND IF CAGE ISN’T ABLE TO WALK I’D IMAGINE ELIMINATING HIM WOULD BECOME MUCH EASIER! CAGE HOLDING ONTO THE ROPES, BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT THERE’S NO ROPE BREAK IN A MATCH LIKE THIS! REX IS TWISTING THAT ANKLE AS MUCH AS BE POSSIBLY CAN- BUT CAGE TURNS HIMSELF AROUND BEFORE PUSHING REX OFF OF HIM! CAGE CHARGING TOWARDS REX- BUT CAGE IS DROPPED WITH A LEG SWEEP BY REX!
Eve: REX LOOKING TO APPLY A FIGURE FOUR- BUT CAGE IS ABLE TO FREE HIMSELF BEFORE KICKING REX OFF OF HIM! REX ATTEMPTING A JUMPING KNEE OUT OF NOWHERE, BUT CAGE MANAGES TO SIDE STEP IT BEFORE GRABBING REX FROM BEHIND! GERMAN SUPLEX- NO! REX MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET, AND NOW HE PULLS CAGE UP AND HITS HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! REX NOT LETTING GO AS HE PULLS HIM UP ONCE MORE, AND HITS A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! REX PULLING CAGE UP FOR A THIRD TIME, AND NOW THERE’S A THIRD-
Stew-O: NO! CAGE MANAGES TO AVOID THE THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX FROM CONNECTING! CAGE PULLING REX DOWN NOW WITH A SNAPMARE BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES, AND CAGE HITS REX WITH A SLIDING CLOTHESLINE! CAGE TAKING A FEW MOMENTS TO CATCH HIS BREATH AFTER BEING IN THIS MATCH FOR SO LONG, BEFORE FINALLY MANAGING TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! THE RATE THESE TWO ARE GOING AT IS INCREDIBLE, ESPECIALLY SEEING HOW LONG BOTH MEN HAVE HAD TO COMPETE TONIGHT!
James Peters: Rex slowly using the turnbuckles to get to his feet, BUT CAGE CHARGES IN AND HITS A CLOTHESLINE! CAGE NOW TAKING REX OUT OF THE CORNER, AND HE GOES FOR A BULLDOG- BUT REX PULLS CAGE UP AND DROPS HIM WITH A BACK SUPLEX INSTEAD! NEITHER MAN IS EVEN TRYING TO ELIMINATE ONE ANOTHER YET, THEY BOTH KNOW JUST HOW MUCH IT’S GONNA TAKE TO WIN THIS MATCH FROM HERE! REX GRABBING CAGE’S LEGS, AND NOW HE SETS UP FOR A BOSTON CRAB!
Eve: CAGE IMMEDIATELY MANAGES TO GET OUT OF IT! CAGE TURNED ONTO HIS BACK BEFORE REX COULD FULLY LOCK IT IN, AND HE FREED BOTH OF HIS LEGS BEFORE KICKING REX AWAY! CAGE GETTING TO HIS FEET- BUT NOW REX CHARGES RIGHT TOWARDS HIM- JUST TO BE PICKED UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY! USHIGOROSHI BY CAGE! REX IS HURT, AND NOW CAGE IS LOOKING TO PUT AN END TO REX MCALLISTER AS CAGE PUTS HIS HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS! MERCY DRIVER!!!!
Stew-O: DOES NOT CONNECT!! REX FREES HIS ARMS BEFORE PULLING CAGE UP FOR A BACK BODY DROP- BUT HE CAN’T GET CAGE ALL THE WAY UP AS CAGE MANAGES TO DROP BACK DOWN AND LIFT REX UP! PILEDRIVER BY CAGE!!! CAGE DRIVING REX’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS, AND WE STILL MAY BE SEEING THE END OF THIS MATCH VERY SOON! CAGE IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THE CORNER, GRABBING ONTO THE TURNBUCKLES TO PULL HIMSELF UP, AND I THINK HE’S ABOUT TO GO FOR THE ELIMINATION, IS THIS IT FOR REX!? CAGE GRABBING REX AND BRINGING HIM TO THE ROPES!
James Peters: REX WITH REPEATED ELBOWS TO CAGE! CAGE BEING FORCED TO LET GO OF REX, AND NOW REX IRISH WHIPS CAGE TO THE ROPES! TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER BY REX MCALLISTER! CAGE IS HURTING AND NOW IT’S REX AIMING TO GO FOR THE ELIMINATION AS HE SENDS CAGE OUT TO THE APRON! CAGE IS QUICKLY ABLE TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, AND REX ATTEMPTS A LEG SWEEP, BUT CAGE MANAGES TO JUMP OVER IT! CAGE NOW GOING FOR A PUNCH, BUT REX BLOCKS IT! REX NOW PUNCHING CAGE OFF THE APRON! THAT’S IT, THIS ONE IS OVER!
Eve: NO IT IS NOT! THIS MATCH IS NOT OVER YET, CAGE BARELY MANAGES TO HANG ON! CAGE RETURNING THE FAVOR WITH A HUGE PUNCH TO REX’S JAW, AND NOW CAGE CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE! REX CHARGES IN TO TRY AND KNOCK CAGE OFF, BUT CAGE KICKS REX AWAY! DIVING ELBOW DROP TO A STANDING REX MCALLISTER! BOTH MEN FALL ONTO THE MAT, AND MY GOD, WHAT A FIGHT THIS HAS BEEN BETWEEN THESE TWO! THESE TWO ARE GIVING THIS MATCH THEIR ALL, AND IT’S THIS INTENSITY THAT GOT THESE TWO TO A MATCH OF THE YEAR BACK IN 2018! IT’S A SHAME THERE ARE NO FANS HERE IN ATTENDANCE, BECAUSE IF THERE WERE, I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE HOW ELECTRIC THEY’D BE FOR THIS CLASH!
Stew-O: Cage slowly getting back to his feet, meanwhile Rex has gotten up to a knee. Rex slowly holding his arms out while looking at Cage, and I think I remember a similar scenario playing out back during their last match.
Rex McAllister (Off Mic): Finish the job.
James Peters: Cage looking down at Rex with a nearly disgusted look on his face, BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES! CAGE WITH A LARIA- NO! REX DUCKS THE LARIAT, AND THERE’S AN ENZUIGIRI- NO! CAGE BLOCKED THE ENZUIGIRI AND NOW HE PULLS REX UP! MURDER DEATH KILL- NO! REX WITH THE BOOT TO CAGE’S FACE, AND NOW HE RUNS THE ROPES! THE REX EFFECT- NO! ONCE AGAIN CAGE MANAGES TO PUSH REX AWAY, BUT HE GRABS REX’S ARM AND PULLS HIM INTO A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE- OR NOT! REX DUCKS UNDER THE CLOTHESLINE BEFORE GRABBING CAGE FROM BEHIND! REX WITH THE MURDER DEATH KILL ON CAGE!!! REX JUST HIT CAGE WITH HIS OWN FINISHING MOVE, AND ONCE AGAIN BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!
Eve: I can only imagine how difficult this must be for both men. These are two of the best Elitists not just on their respective brands, but in all of EAW. There’s a reason why these two have managed to make it this far, but now we have to see who is the better man. Rex is slowly crawling to the corner, and it’s clear even he needs some time to catch his breath after this. This is only the second fourty man Grand Rampage in history, and Rex has been in this match with some of the best Elitists on the roster since number fifteen. As we all know, Cage was the very first entrant, and at the moment he looks absolutely out of it. This is not Cage’s first ever Grand Rampage, but this is definitely going to be one of, if not the most memorable for him after his performance tonight. Rex McAllister finally getting back to his feet, and now I believe he’s about to try and finally put this Grand Rampage match to rest.
Stew-O: Rex grabbing Cage and dragging him up to his feet before picking him up- BUT BEFORE REX COULD THROW HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, CAGE SLIPS BEHIND CAGE! CAGE NOW ATTEMPTING A CLOTHESLINE AS REX TURNS AROUND- BUT REX CATCHES CAGE AND HITS A REVERSE STO INTO THE ROPES- BEFORE FOLLOWING IT UP WITH A NORMAL STO, SLAMMING CAGE ONTO THE MAT! REX NOW GRABBING CAGE AND NOW TRYING TO TAKE HIM OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE, BUT CAGE IS TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO STAY IN THIS MATCH! CAGE IS CLEARLY STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW, I THINK THIS IS IT! I HONESTLY BELIEVE WE ARE APPROACHING THE FINAL STAGES OF THIS MATCH AS REX GETS CLOSER AND CLOSER TO GETTING CAGE OFF THE APRON-
James Peters: CAGE WITH A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! CAGE NOW WITH A THUMB TO REX’S EYE, AND HE GETS ALL THE WAY BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE DRIVING REX INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! CAGE SAVES HIS CHANCES IN THIS MATCH, AND NOW HE TOSSES REX OVER THE TOP ROPE- BUT REX MANAGES TO LAND ON THE APRON HIMSELF! REX BARELY LANDED ON THE APRON THERE, AND YOU CAN SEE HE WAS CLOSE TO SLIPPING OFF, AND THAT DISTRACTION GIVES CAGE ALL THE TIME HE NEEDED TO RUN THE ROPES, CAGE-
Eve: REX ATTEMPTED A SLINGSHOT SPEAR, BUT CAGE JUST KNEED HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD! CAGE NOW DRAGGING REX UP, AND HE FOLLOWS THAT KNEE UP WITH A HUGE BRAINBUSTER! BOTH MEN ARE OUT OF IT, BUT AFTER THAT IT MIGHT BE LIGHTS OUT FOR REX! I HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU COULD POSSIBLY RECOVER AFTER THAT, THERE’S JUST NO WAY AFTER BEING KNEED IN THE HEAD, THEN HAVING YOUR HEAD BE SPIKED RIGHT ONTO THE MAT! SOMEHOW REX IS REACHING OUT TO THE ROPES, TRYING TO USE THEM TO GET UP- BUT LOOK! CAGE PULLS REX RIGHT TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE LOCKS IN THE COQUINA CLUTCH!!!
Stew-O: THIS IS THE MOVE CAGE USED TO DEFEAT REX MCALLISTER BACK AT PAIN FOR PRIDE IN 2018, AND IF YOU ALL REMEMBER, REX DID NOT TAP OUT, HE PASSED OUT! CAGE IS LOOKING TO MAKE REX GO TO SLEEP ONCE AGAIN, AND IF HE DOES, HE’LL HAVE AN EASY TIME ELIMINATING HIM AND WINNING THE GRAND RAMPAGE! CAGE NOW MANAGING TO PULL REX DOWN ONTO THE MAT, AND THAT’S IT! CAGE HAS THE BODY SCISSORS APPLIED, AND NOW I DON’T SEE REX GETTING OUT OF THIS! CAGE HAS HAD A ROUGH YEAR HIMSELF AFTER FACING ALL THE LOSSES HE’S FACED, AND ALL THE TIMES HE’S BEEN SCREWED OVER, BUT NOW HE LOOKS TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT! REX LOOKS LIKE HE’S FADING GUYS, I THINK THIS IS IT!
James Peters: WAIT- NO! REX ROLLS UP INTO A PIN POSITION, BUT THERE’S NO PINFALLS IN A GRAND RAMPAGE! WAIT, NO! REX ISN’T TRYING TO PIN CAGE! REX JUST DEADLIFTED CAGE UP ONTO HIS SHOULDER TO ESCAPE THE COQUINA CLUTCH!! REX RUNNING OUT TO THE ROPES, AND HE TOSSES CAGE OVER THE TOP ROPE!! CAGE MANAGES TO HANG ON! CAGE JUST BARELY STAYING ON THE TOP ROPE- BUT REX IMMEDIATELY RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE CAGE COULD FULLY RECOVER! REX WITH A BOOT TO CAGE’S FACE, AND CAGE IS KNOCKED OFF OF THE APRON! THAT’S IT!!! REX WINS!!! REX MCALLISTER WINS THE GRAND RAMPAGE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Alive’ plays up as Rex McAllister is seen as he collapses to the canvas ground in pain. Rex looks up momentarily as he breathes heavily as he hears his theme blast. He pulls himself up to his feet as a smile crosses his face, joy is seen on the face of Rex as he finally feels accomplished with himself. He leans against the ropes for a moment giving a nod as with a pop confetti begins to fall down as Rex looks on keeping a smile glued on his face before continuing to celebrate)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the winner of the 2020 GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH… REX MCALLISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: One year, that’s how long the journey for Rex was, a redemption task that would be long and hellacious to indure. Rex climbed the mountain, he used everything in his arsenal to make sure that things would change. And things did, now he makes things right, doing it all by himself winning Grand Rampage!
James Peters: Rex McAllister has finally got the payoff that he’s been working for ages for. Blood, sweat, tears just many of the qualities that Rex possess and now he gets his rightful place, in the Pain For Pride main event. We could not be more happy for him himself because this is way more than well deserved for him, this was needed. Congratulations to our 2020 GRAND RAMPAGE WINNER, REX MCALLISTER!
(The last shot is of Rex climbing up the top rope. He looks around for a moment with a nod as he points to the Pain For Pride 13 sign as pyro begins to burst out in a array from all around the arena. That is the last shot that is shown as the camera fades away)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
