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( The infamous ‘Inches’ speech plays as an image of the chairman, Ashten Cross is shown standing in the ring, an empty building gazing up into the rafters )
Narrator: … don’t know what to say really. Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives all comes down to today. Either we heal … or we are going to crumble.
( The image changes to CM Banks standing in the ring, at a show )
Narrator: Inch by inch, play by play, till we’re finished. We are in hell right now, gentlemen, believe me … and we can stay here and get the {shit} kicked out of us or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell. One inch, at a time.
( Masters is shown standing in the ring, a tear in his every )
Narrator: Now I can’t do it for you. I’m too old. I look around and I see these young faces and I think, I mean I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make. I uh … I pissed away all my money believe it or not. I chased off anyone who has ever loved me. And lately, I can’t even stand the face I see in the mirror.
( WWEFan is shown in a darkened room with his head bowed )
Narrator: You know when you get old in life things get taken from you. That’s, that’s part of life. But, you only learn that when you start losing stuff. You find out that life is just a game of inches. So is {wrestling}. Because in either game … the margin for error is so small. I mean one half step too late or to early you don’t quite make it.
( Grand Rampage I is shown with HRDO choke-slamming Mr.DEDEDE )
Narrator: One half second too slow or too fast and you don’t quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They are in ever break of the game every minute, every second.
( Mak cashing in his King of Extreme on Starr-Stan at Grand Rampage II is shown )
Narrator: On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves and everyone around us to pieces for that inch. We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch. Cause we know when we add up all those inches that’s going to make the … difference between WINNING and LOSING between LIVING and DYING!!!
( Extreme Enigma leaping off a ladder onto Montell Smooth at Grand Rampage III is shown )
Narrator: I’ll tell you this in any fight it is the guy who is willing to die who is going to win that inch.
( Heart Break Boy capturing the EAW Championship at Grand Rampage IV is shown )
Narrator: And I know if I am going to have any life anymore it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch because that is what LIVING is. The six inches in front of your face.
( The Prince of Phenomenal leaping off a ladder and putting Eddie Mack through the commentators table at Grand Rampage V is shown )
Narrator: Now I can’t make you do it. You gotta’ look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes. Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you. You are going to see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows when it comes down to it, you are gonna’ do the same thing for him.
( Flashes of previous Grand Rampage winners play )
Narrator: Tonight destiny battles fate, tonight one split second can change everything …one career will prolong to stardom tonight…The road to Pain for Pride begins NOW.
( Flashes of all the feuds play on the screen as ‘We on’ by J-Cole plays in the background )
( The camera pans into the Rogers Centre as multiple different pyro shoots up into the sky as ‘Burn Bright’ by My Chemical Romance plays )
Stew-O: ITS FINALLY TIME, HERE WE ARE ONCE AGAIN…EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING KICKS OFF THE ROAD TO PAIN FOR PRIDE WITH THE SIXTH GRAND RAMPAGE!!! Live in Jaywalker country, Canada, EAW presents the most unpredictable night of the year, 30 men compete for the opportunity of a lifetime – a chance to headline Pain for Pride!
WWEFan: Indeed Stew, it just feels like yesterday that we were preparing for the FIRST Grand Rampage but tonight, one career will shoot into immortality, one career will get the biggest and hardest victory of their lives. It’s a HUGE night in store tonight for everybody tonight.
Masters: Damn right Fan and we’re about to kick things off as the referee has made his way to the ring, we’re on and the lights are bright!
( Camera fades into the ring as the National Extreme Championship graphic flashes across the screen )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: The following contest scheduled for one fall is for the National Extreme Championship!
( ‘Neenah Menasha’ by Sponge hits as TMT makes his way to the ring )
Ring Announcer: Approaching the ring first, the challenger, from Motor City, Michigan… weighing in at 188 pounds… T… M… T!!!
Stew: And here comes a very determined TMT! He earned the right to face GI Styles a few weeks back, and I’ll tell you… I don’t even know if the word ‘determined’ does him justice. He seems dead set on taking that National Extreme Championship.
( ‘Payback’ by Flaw hits as GI Styles makes his way to the ring with the National Extreme Championship strapped around his waist )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 202 pounds… HE IS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!… GI STYLEEEEESSSSSSS!!
HYC: Well, this crowd of nearly 50,000 showing their love for the hometown boy GI Styles! Will the support of the fans be enough to carry GI to a successful championship defense? We’re about to find out!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: There’s the bell! TMT doesn’t waste any time here… going right after the champion! Hammering him with hard lefts in the corner! GI forced to huddle down in the corner as TMT lets up and takes a few steps out of the corner… he now comes running… AND HE CRACKS GI IN THE JAW WITH A STRAIGHT BOOT TO THE FACE!! GI slumps down to the mat but gets immediately picked back up by TMT… WHO WHIPS HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER, GI HITTING HARD SPINE FIRST!!
HYC: And it’s a fascinating thing about these two, neither of them are the most intimidating size wise… but they may just be the two strongest people on the Dynasty roster! GI gets back to his feet as TMT lights up his chest with a few knife-edge chops! TMT now drags GI into the middle of the ring… HE HOOKS HIM FOR A SUPLEX… AND HE CONNECTS!! A swift suplex delivered to the National Extreme Champion… and now TMT glances towards the turnbuckle… perhaps looking to fly!
Stew: TMT begins climbing the turnbuckle… GI still down on the canvas however he has begun to stir! TMT makes it to the top and sets himself before leaping off!… FROG SPLASH!! NO!! GI ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND TMT EATS NOTHING BUT MAT!! AND NOW GI GOES FOR THE ROLLUP!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NO TMT KICKS OUT!!
HYC: Even with the kick out, this could very well be the opening that GI needs… TMT has controlled the early stages of this match… but now the tides may be turning! GI makes it back to his feet, swings his leg back and unleashes a huge kick to the ribcage of the challenger, TMT! GI now with a second hard kick right to the ribs! He pulls TMT up to his feet and lands a right hand! He grapples TMT back into the middle of the ring and attempts a neckbreaker!… BUT TMT PUSHES GI OFF… AND NOW HE CLOTHESLINES HIM OUT OF THE RING!
Stew: Shades of what’s to come later on tonight, Chico… in The Grand Rampage match that would be considered an elimination! GI struggling to his feet here… AND TMT RUNS THROUGH THE ROPES… SUICIDE DIVE!! NO!! GI CATCHES HIM!! MY LORD!! GI CATCHES HIM… BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE!! MY GOD!! WHAT A SICKENING IMPACT!! I would NOT be surprised if TMT’s spine cracked in two! GI lets out a bit of a smirk as he picks the dead weight of TMT to his feet and rolls him into the ring… HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS LOOKING FOR THE VICTORY HERE!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! ! AGAIN TMT KICKS OUT!!
HYC: GI grabs the hair of TMT and pulls him back to his feet… he shoots for a right hand… ducked by TMT WHO NOW LEAPS HIGH INTO THE AIR AND WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND THE NECK OF GI! HE HURRICANRANA’S HIM RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! GI FLYING SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE UNFORGIVING STEEL!! WOW WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS!! GI comes out of the corner holding his shoulder… and now he runs right into a dropkick by TMT, GI again flying right into the turnbuckle!
Stew: GI hits off the turnbuckle and immediately falls to the mat. TMT crawls back into the opposite corner… and you know, Chico… GI took a while to roll TMT back into the ring… and I think that’s what’s costing him here! TMT gathers himself and rushes at GI who has made it back to his feet… GOING FOR ANOTHER HURRICANRANA!!… BUT HE WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND THE NECK OF GI ONE MORE TIME… BUT THIS TIME HE’S CAUGHT!! GI HAD IT SCOUTED!! GI LIFTS HIM UP… AND A POWERBOMB RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! DOING EVEN MORE DAMAGE TO THE SPINE!!
HYC: I think you’re right… and that breather that TMT just took might’ve cost him! I know it’s been a very physical match so far… but these guys need to start taking advantage of the opportunities they have right in front of them! GI however not taking his time here, he hammers a few rights and lefts into the skull of TMT and drags him into the center of the ring! He drops an elbow across the chest… and now does it a second time! GI now may be on the verge of ending it here as he wraps his arms around the lower waist of TMT… He pulls him to his feet… OH MAN!! GI MAY BE GOING FOR THAT DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX!!
Stew: And only now does TMT realize the predicament he’s in! He’s trying to break the hold of the German Suplex… BUT IT DOESN’T SEEM TO BE WORKING!! TMT LOCKS HIS LEG AROUND THE SHIN OF GI… TRYING TO BLOCK THE SUPLEX… BUT GI STILL MANAGES TO LIFT HIM IN THE AIR… HE’S STRUGGLING THOUGH!! TMT MANAGES TO GET HIS FEET BACK ON THE MAT… HE SENDS A FEW ELBOWS INTO THE HEAD OF GI… AND HE GETS FREE!! NOW HE QUICKLY GETS BEHIND GI… AND HE HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX OF HIS OWN!! AND NOW HE BRIDGES THE PIN… DOES HE HAVE HIM HERE?!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO!! GI POPS HIS SHOULDER UP!!
HYC: And TMT is shocked! He hit GI with his own move… and it wasn’t enough! That hard German Suplex right on the back of his head wasn’t enough to get the job done! His face now full of rage as he backs himself up into the corner… perhaps setting GI up for that Spear of his!… GI USING THE ROPES TO MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET… AND HE DOES!! GI UP AND TMT RUSHES AT HIM, SPEAR ON IT’S WAY!! BUT NO!! GI REVERSES WITH A STRAIGHT KICK TO THE FOREHEAD OF TMT!!
Stew: And that kick stunned him as it stands TMT up like a pin! GI now gets behind TMT… AND YES!! HE CONNECTS WITH THE DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX!! BRIDGING THE PIN!!
ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( ‘Payback’ by Flaw hits as GI Styles is given his National Extreme Championship )
Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND STILL THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION!!… GI STTTYLLLLLEEEEESSSS!!
Stew: And a VERY physical match to start off The Grand Rampage, with TMT coming up just short!
HYC: This was TMT’s first match on a big stage like this though Stew… he gave GI a run for his money tonight and in the process opened up a bunch of eyes.
Stew: That may be true, Chico… but he isn’t the one leaving with the National Extreme Championship! Congratulations to GI Styles on a successful defense!
( Camera pans backstage to Max A Million in the interview room )
Max: The road to Pain for Pride has certainly began tonight and joined with me at this time, Canada’s very own….Jaywalker!
( Jaywalker steps into the scene with Christy Cruise and Cleopatra as Jay snatches the microphone )
Jay: It feels just so great to be back in my home of Canada, to be in a country that ISN’T filled with stupid people? A country that BREEDS good wrestlers like its nothing?? Honestly, I wish I could live here everyday.
Jay: Because then, I wouldn’t have to wrestle inbred hicks from North Carolina, I wouldn’t have to face a guy who is so far below me, he can’t see my boots, I TOWER over Hades. Hades is certainly the underdog and he’s going to have a guy who’s undefeated, who’s won 30 PLUS MATCHES, SOMETHING NOTHING EVER DONE BEFORE, NOT JUST IN EAW…BUT IN ANY E-FED. Hades couldn’t beat Johnny Ventura two months ago but he thinks that he can beat ME??
Jay: STUPID…It’s STUPID to think that anybody can beat me, because they can’t. Not Hades, not some flunky who wins the Rampage…NOBODY. I’M TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN, I’M ON TOP OF EAW AND I HAVE NO INTENTIONS OF LEAVING, I’LL RETIRE WITH THIS TITLE WITH ME.
Jay: Kawajai couldn’t, Scott couldn’t, Cage couldn’t, Cage couldn’t, Impact couldn’t, ADV couldn’t, SQ couldn’t beat me but Hades thinks that he can?? I put Violet Green out, I put RoV out, I don’t care if you’re man or woman, anybody who steps into the ring with me will be taken out of EAW because I am THAT damn good at what I do.
Jay *turning to Christy*: And Christy, I know Cleo won’t fuck up tonight but you best not fuck up tonight because I’ll ensure that if you do fuck up tonight, I’ll make you go back to sucking dicks for cash in the backseat of a car.
Christy: ….
( Jaywalker and Cleo walk off as Christy stands there, appalled …)
Christy: Son of a fucking bitch (no)…
( Camera pans to ringside with various ladders set up around ringside and up the ramp )
( Recaps of Johnny Ventura vs. Rami feud play on the screen )
Ring Announcer: The following is a LADDER MATCH FOR THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP AND IT IS A FINAL ENCOUNTER!!
( Forever by Drake plays as Rami walks onto the stage as a microphone is lowered for him )
Rami: Ladies and gentlemen…coming tonight from Djerba, Tunisia and weighing in at a slim and mean 244 pounds, he is the RIGHTFUL and soon to be FIRST Two-time Interwire champion….RAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Bulls on Parade by Rage Against the Machine plays as Johnny Ventura walks to the ring )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent….THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION ….JOOHHNNNNNNYYYY VEE—–
Flashback: WAIT!!! RAMI ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND ATTACKS VENTURA!! RIGHTS FROM RAMI BUT VENTURA FIRES BACK WITH SHOTS OF HIS OWN!!! AND VENTURA GRABS RAMI AND DRIVES HIS HEAD INTO A NEARBY LADDER!! Rami stumbles down the ramp and to the floor as Ventura rolls Rami into the ring along with a ladder, this is under-way!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Fan: Ventura grabs the ladder and SMASHES IT INTO RAMI WHO WAS GETTING UP!! AND VENTURA NOW DRIVES THE LADDER INTO RAMI’S THROAT, OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! VENTURA LIFTS RAMI UP AND DROPS HIM WITH A SUPLEX, SUPLEX ONTO A LADDER!!! Rami falls out of the ring as Ventura is not done here on this attack as he slides out after him…
Flashback: Ventura lifts Rami up and SENDS HIM FLYING SKULL FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! THE IMPACT OF THAT SHOT HEARD AROUND THIS ARENA!! VENTURA RAMS AND DRIVES RAMI’S SKULL INTO THE STEEL STEPS, OVER AND OVER AGAIN!! BLOOD STARTING TO COME DOWN RAMI’S HEAD!!
Fan: And Ventura leans another ladder by the ringpost and SLINGSHOTS RAMI INTO THE LADDER!! AND VENTURA FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP ONTO THE FLOOR!! Ventura drops the ladder down on Rami and Ventura climbs onto the apron and LEAPS OFF, MOONSAULT INTO THE LADDER WHICH DRIVES INTO RAMI!! Ventura lifts Rami up, a bloody and beaten Rami …PILEDRIVER!!! PILEDRIVER ONTO THE LADDER!!! RAMI SKULL FIRST ONTO THE LADDER!!!
Flashback: Ventura slides in and sets up the ladder and CLIMBS IT, SNATCHING DOWN THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL INTERWIRE CHAMPION……JOOHNNNNYYYYY VENNNTURRRAA!!!
Fan: EMTs rushing out here, checking on Rami who is motionless on the floor and damn near dead, a spot freeing up in the Grand Rampage!
Flashback: Rami getting wheeled out of here as Ventura celebrates up the ramp!
(Camera fades backstage to Rob Colton who stands over a locker room door labeled ‘Eddie Mack’ )
Rob*knocking: Eddie? Eddie are you busy?
( After a pause the door lock is heard opening and is half-opened as Eddie sticks his upper-body out )
Eddie: Now what kind of question is that? Minutes away from the biggest match of my career and you ask me if I’m busy?
Rob: My apologies Mr. Mack but I would sure like to get your opinion on a few things…
( Eddie swings the door open all the way and crosses his arms as he looks down at Rob )
Eddie: Oh really? Like what?
Rob: Well… last week we saw you attack Imp and cost him his match against Alex Anderson… and then you attacked him again after the match…certainly not like you to do something of that, why?
Eddie: Why? You wanna know why I attacked Impact last week? Listen, I’ve always considered Impact to be a friend of mine… you know one of the very few people that I could trust… and it’s unfortunate that he just happens to be the Answers World Champion…
Eddie: You see Rob… it’s the simple case of him having what I want. And after what Impact said last week, after saying that he doesn’t take me as a legitimate threat to his Answers World Championship… I had to show him why he should take me seriously. So I attacked him… I hit him over the head with his precious championship and cost him the match… and then I did it a second time and you wanna know something? It felt damn good.
Eddie: Because it was payback. Do you wanna know the truth about Y2Impact? Do you ALL wanna know the truth? The only reason he decided to make friends with me was because he was afraid. I feel stupid for not seeing it until recently but the proof is all right there. As the Cash in the Vault holder he knew from day one I was a threat to him… so he got all buddy, buddy with me, said he’d have my back… then last week was when his ‘true colors’ came out and yes I do say that with sarcasm because he still wasn’t telling the truth. What I just told you is the truth… our Answers World Champion is nothing but a coward, and I need to do something about it!
Rob: Now—
Eddie: No… no more.
( Eddie slams the door on Rob who fixes his tie and walks off looking displeased )
( Camera pans backstage to King Catterson at the ball-pan )
Liam *pulling out one of the numbers*: hmm..not bad for a king…
???: Too bad I’m dethroning the king tonight.
( Johnny Ventura walks into the scene )
Liam: Pftt you? Pal, stick to wrestling the likes of Rami, people who are on your level.
Johnny: I could say the same thing myself to you, considering you couldn’t beat Dorin but its irrelevant Liam, I’m winning tonight.
*Johnny pulls out a number* Johnny: Not bad…not bad.
Liam: LISTEN HERE, I’m better than you, I’m better than the 29 other people in this match, I wrestled DEDEDE for an hour and beat him at his own little game, I’m above the mere mortal man like yourself.
Johnny: And I just took out Rami, Liam just don’t be surprised that if between now to PFP, things don’t work out like you expect them too.
Liam: what’s that supposed to mean??
Johnny: Nothing….nothing at all.
(Video Package plays recapping the feud between Y2Impact and Eddie Mack; from Eddie and Impact’s history up to Eddie interrupting Y2Impact’s challenge to Mr. DEDEDE… To Eddie Mack and Mr. DEDEDE fighting to decide the contender for Impact’s Title at the Grand Rampage, only for Eddie to win after Impact accidentally nails DEDEDE with the Answers World Title…. To Eddie Mack attacking Impact with the Answers World Championship and holding up the Title on the previous Dynasty)
(Camera cuts to the Announcer in the middle of the ring)
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…. AND IT IS FOR THE E-A-W ANSWERS WORLD CHAAAAMMMPPPIONNNSHIIIPPPPPP!!!….
(“Prize Fighter” by Grieves plays all throughout the arena as Eddie Mack steps out to the stage in his usual attire with the Cash in the Vault Briefcase in hand and a look of confidence)
Announcer: First, the challenger!…. Making his way to the ring…. From Melbourne, Australia!…. Weighing in at 238 pounds!…. HE IS THE 2012 MR. CASH IN THE VAULT!!….. EDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE MACK!!!….
Stew: I’ve been excited just thinking about what is sure to be a great contest tonight between two men that are, unbeknownst to one another, quite similar in ways such as their tenacity, resilience, determination, and above all, their ego.
(A countdown appears on the screen as the arena goes black)
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(“Twisted Transistor” by Korn plays all throughout the area as it lights back up to see Y2Impact standing atop the stage in a customized navy blue jacket with green and white lights and his Answers World Championship around his waist)
Announcer: And his opponent!…. Now making his way to the ring…. From Seattle, Washington!…. Weighing in at 226 pounds!…. HE IS THE REIGNING AND DEFENDING E-A-W ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!…. Y! TWO!! IMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAACCCCCTTTTTT!!!….
HYC: You’ve only been anticipating this RECENTLY, Stew? Try all YEAR! Ever since Impact captured the Answers World Title in December of last year I’ve had a feeling we’d be seeing this match happen, but I didn’t expect it to be under these circumstances at all…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew: Answers World Championship tonight at the Grand Rampage – here we go! Both Eddie Mack and Impact are immediately on the prowl as they circle the ring with each looking for the other to make a move… This crowd seems mixed with cheers and jeers for both combatants and it seems Eddie realizes as he.. Eddie extending a hand to Impact before they get started, I didn’t expect that. Impact seems skeptical as this crowd wastes no time inputting their opinion, but once again mixed as it seems Impact may accept the invitation of respect.. IMPACT WITH A SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF EDDIE MACK! Wow! You can just see in the eyes of Impact; he’s still steaming over the attack from Eddie Mack on the previous Dynasty! Eddie Mack… EDDIE SPITS IN THE FACE OF IMPACT!! Impact almost immediately fires off into Eddie Mack’s unguarded body with a series of powerful lefts and rights as the challenger is quickly backed into a corner! Impact is LIVID! The Answers World Champion has snapped as this bad blood that spawned from a matter of sheer respect or lack thereof has completely boiled over here tonight!
HYC: That’s an understatement, Stew, Impact looks as though he wants to MURDER Eddie Mack after that and I can’t say I blame him! Both of these men have something to prove tonight, but thus far Impact is the only one with any offense in as he now lays into his trapped opponent with several hard-hitting stomps as he shows absolutely no signs of letting up! Eddie’s got his guard up at least, but it may do him no good if Impact continues this unrelenting attack as he seems to have let his rage get the better of him! The Referee is trying to break it up and trying to maintain SOME sort of order here as he yells for Impact to break it up! Impact with a HARD boot to the skull of Eddie! It seems as though Impact has managed to calm himself now as he takes a few steps back and wipes off the spit from Eddie Mack.. Eddie’s doing everything he can to get back to a vertical base, but I think he’d better be focused more on recuperating than expending any more energy after that unforgiving attack.
Stew: You could very well be right, and it seems as though that theory is gonna prove true as Impact looks as though he’s going back on the attack! Eddie manages to roll to the outside as he abandons his plan to rise back to his feet in the ring.. Eddie seems to be taking your advice, Chico, as he seems to be attempting to regain himself after that hard-hitting start to this contest.. But Impact’s not having it as he slams into Eddie with a baseball slide! Impact rolls to the outside now, looking to do just as he said he would last week and PUNISH his opponent as Eddie is backed up against the barricade.. Impact… With a beautiful knife-edge chop as the sound reverberates off of the walls of Rogers Centre! You can see the immense pain the challenger is in right now, but it seems the Champion shows no signs of letting up! ANOTHER sickening knife-edge chop connects with the chest of Eddie Mack! Eddie explodes off of the barricade as he drives Impact right into the ring apron!!
HYC: Eddie seems to have finally had enough as he just BASHED Impact spine-first into that apron! Eddie should know he needs to capitalize despite all the punishment he’s taken thus far! Eddie grabbing a hold of Impact.. And sends Impact flipping and crashing into the barricade! The Answers World Champion certainly didn’t account for the unnatural strength of his opponent as he lands upside down here on the outside now… Eddie seems to be picking this opportunity to finally recuperate after Impact’s attack, but it seems the tenacious Champion hasn’t had enough to stay down yet! He’s already looking to get back up! Eddie Mack with a POWERFUL boot to the skull of Impact as it sandwiches the Champion’s head between his boot and the barricade! That could have very well concussed his opponent, but Eddie Mack seems as though he couldn’t care less!
Stew: Eddie Mack is out here to earn the respect of his opponent tonight by winning the biggest prize in our industry without taking the easy way out and he looks to succeed as he pulls Impact back to his feet… Irish whip into the steel steps! Impact reverses! Eddie colliding with those steel steps as he almost immediately drops to his knees; cringing in pain! IMPACT CHARGES! DROP TOE HOLD CONNECTS AS IMPACT’S FACE NAILS THE STEPS! It seems as though Eddie Mack was playing a little bit of possum there in order to goad his opponent into that sickening maneuver! Eddie is back on the attack as Impact is left laying across the top of those steps… Eddie now showing NO respect for the Champion as he nonchalantly walks up to the top of those steps.. AND A STOMP TO THE BACK OF IMPACT’S SKULL! That was cringe-worthy! Impact could have very well just broken his nose there! Eddie is showing no mercy as he now places the boot on the back of his opponent’s skull and uses it to rub Impact’s face into those steps!
HYC: We’ve seen this disturbing and downright sadistic side of Eddie a few times before and it seems he’s pulling out all the stops in order to become the NEW Answers World Champion! Eddie now looking to possibly finish the job as he pulls his damaged opponent up… Impact now up on the steps with him! EDDIE PICKING IMPACT UP! HE’S LOOKING FOR A PILEDRIVER!! Impact’s fighting it! Impact manages to escape! LOOKING FOR A BACK BODY DROP ON EDDIE! Eddie’s now the one fighting as he lays into the spine of Impact with several clubbing blows! Eddie manages to plant his feet back on the steps.. BUT HE’S IMMEDIATELY DROPPED ONTO HIS BACK AS IMPACT HAS HIS LEGS!! LOOKING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!! EDDIE’S FIGHTING IT WITH EVERYTHING HE’S GOT! HE’S… EDDIE IS FORCED ONTO HIS STOMACH!! NO! MILLENIAL INCARCERATION!!!!
Stew: THE MILLENIAL INCARCERATION IS LOCKED IN ON THE STEEL STEPS AS EDDIE IS JUST WRITHING IN PAIN!! THERE ARE OBVIOUSLY NO SUBMISSION VICTORIES ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT IMPACT DOESN’T CARE! IMPACT IS JUST RAPIDLY INCREASING THE PRESSURE NOW AS HE LOOKS TO PUNISH HIS OPPONENT!! Look at this! Eddie Mack isn’t done yet!! EDDIE’S FIGHTING BACK! HE’S FORCING HIMSELF BACK ONTO HIS BACK AND HE’S DOING IT QUICKLY! Impact realizes he’s looking his control! EDDIE’S ON HIS BACK! THE HOLD IS BROKEN! Don’t celebrate just yet as Impact still very much has those legs of Eddie Mack in his grip as he looks to lock the excruciating submission back in!
HYC: Eddie knows he isn’t going to last much longer in this contest if Impact can get that devastating submission back in! He’s gotta fight! Eddie gets one leg away from Impact! EDDIE USING THE LEG TO CONNECT WITH THE UNGUARDED FACE OF IMPACT! The boot of Eddie connects in an emphatic way! BUT LOOK AT THIS! IMPACT’S STILL GOT HIS OTHER LEG! IMPACT LOOKS ONLY MORE MOTIVATED AS HE GRABS THE OTHER LEG OF EDDIE ONCE AGAIN! THIS IS BAD–THIS IS VERY BAD FOR EDDIE! Blood is slowly running down the nose of Y2Impact; his nose could very well be broken! EDDIE USES HIS LEGS TO SEND IMPACT FLIPPING OFF OF THE STEPS AND CRASHING ONTO THE MAT! What a back and forth struggle between these two men! Look at what these men have already done to one another!
Stew: It’s only gonna get worse from here, Chico, these two men are battling it out for the Answers World Champion and neither wants to let the other gain even an INCH! Both are nearing back to a vertical base as Eddie seems to be using the ringpost to his advantage to help him up… Eddie’s the first man up as he immediately seems to be plotting something new.. Impact’s up and you can just see the blood now rushing down over his mouth as his nose is most likely busted! EDDIE LEAPS OFF THE STEPS! FLYING FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS INTO THE BACK OF IMPACT’S SKULL! What a move from the challenger! Impact is laid out on the mat as Eddie seeks to follow up in a big bad way! Eddie is already rushing back to his feet… Look at this! Look at the RESILIENCE of the Answers World Champion! He’s already struggling to get back up! Eddie Mack seems to already be ahead of the curb as he seeks capitalize… Eddie’s on his feet and on top of the ring apron! Impact’s up! EDDIE LEAPS AS IMPACT TURNS AROUND! A SECOND FLYING FOREARM SMASH!! Impact looks as though he has nothing left in him after that!
HYC: Eddie seems to be regaining himself more and more as he keeps himself in control… Rising back to his feet… LOOK! Impact once AGAIN, I repeat, once AGAIN already looking to get back up! The look of despair in Eddie’s eyes says it all! What is it gonna take to keep this man down?! Eddie seems to have nearly shaken all the cobwebs out by this point as he climbs back up to the apron… NOW CLIMBING UP HIGHER! EDDIE’S UP ON THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE; LOOKING DOWN! Impact using the Spanish Announce table to pull himself up! IMPACT’S UP! HE TURNS AROUND! EDDIE LEAPS! FLYING FOREARM SMASH CONNECTS!!! A THIRD AND FINAL CLIMACTIC FOREARM CONNECTS INTO THE FACE OF THE WORLD CHAMPION!! Look at the determination in the eyes of Eddie Mack! This man has this contest won and he KNOWS it! Eddie now pulling Impact back up!
Stew: This could very well spell the end for the fifth reign of Y2Impact if Eddie Mack can get a cover! Eddie… Eddie manages to roll Impact back into the ring! EDDIE SLIDES IN AND HOOKS A LEG OF IMPACT FOR THE COVER!! NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!…….. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!……………. THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HYC: YES! YES! WAIT! THE OFFICIAL IS SIGNALING “NO”! IMPACT WITH A FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Eddie Mack can’t believe it! Eddie springs to his feet as he argues with the Official, but that’s going to do him NO good! He needs to do whatever he possibly can to finish off Y2Impact and he needs to do it IMMEDIATELY! Eddie Mack seems more intent than ever to end this contest as he drags the nearly unconscious Y2Impact into the middle of the ring… Where’s the cover? What’s Eddie Mack thinking? A devious grin forms across the face of Eddie… And now Eddie Mack mocking Impact’s signature pose? COVER HIM! Eddie seems to be now… HE’S GOT A HOLD OF IMPACT’S LEGS! WE KNOW WHAT HE’S LOOKING FOR! HE’S GONNA MAKE IMPACT TAP TO HIS OWN FINISHER!! NO! NO–IMPACT CATCHES EDDIE WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE?!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………..
Stew: KICK OUT! Eddie Mack kicks out of it JUST before the three count! The expression on Eddie’s face says it all as he looks at the seemingly defenseless Answers World Champion! His own blood may coat everything below his nose, his nose MAY be broken, and he could very well be unconscious, but the heart and determination to keep that gold around his waist seems to fuel Impact to keep going here as Eddie Mack looks down on him! Eddie seems to have let his frustration get the better of him as he slowly guides Impact back to a vertical base while simultaneously giving him a verbal lashing! Eddie Mack yelling directly in the ear of the Champion as he drags him back up! IMPACT CATCHES EDDIE WITH A SMALL PACKAGE OUT OF NOWHERE!!! HE’S GOT HIM!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………. THREE!!!!!!!
HYC: NO! SO SO close for the Champion, but no cigar as Eddie Mack manages to kick out only MILLISECONDS before the three count! Eddie looks even more stunned than before! Impact seems to be rapidly exceeding his limitations, but I honestly think he would rather DIE than give up his Answers World Champion and tonight is absolutely no exception! Impact seems to be using up every last ounce of energy he has left in his body after the pounding he has taken in this brutal contest as he clutches the ropes near him.. Slowly pushing himself to get back to a vertical base as his worn out and nearly just as damaged opponent and challenger in Eddie Mack rises back to his feet with cruel intentions obviously running this his mind! Eddie seems to be stalking Impact now..
Stew: Impact’s made it back up, but uses the ropes as a crutch! EDDIE CHARGES! IMPACT SENDS EDDIE UP AND OVER WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! NO! Eddie manages to catch himself on the apron! Eddie swings with a right hand! Impact blocks it! IMPACT WITH ANOTHER SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF AN UNSUSPECTING EDDIE MACK! IMPACT RUSHES INTO THE ROPES! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK CONNECTS INTO THE SKULL OF EDDIE!! Eddie Mack drops like a sack of bricks; slamming into the apron and falling off and onto the mat with his equilibrium obviously off after that maneuver! The Official seems to be trying to check on the state of Impact.. Impact showing off that tenacity of his as he pushes the Referee away! He couldn’t give a damn about his physical well-being! Impact rises back to his feet now as Eddie Mack looks to do the same here on the outside as he uses our table to help himself…
HYC: Impact could be looking for something big now as he charges into the ropes! EDDIE’S UP! SUICIDE DIVE!!! I DON’T THINK IMPACT CAUGHT ALL OF IT AS BOTH MEN CRASH INTO THE SIDE OF OUR TABLE!! That move could very well have lived up to its name tonight, because I think the Champion may have just killed himself with that one! Impact is still bloodied and Eddie is still battered, but neither man is giving up! Eddie seems to be quicker to his feet, but he’s on spaghetti legs… Eddie stumbles towards the timekeeper… Eddie now.. He’s got his Cash in the Vault briefcase in hand! What could be looking to do with that? Eddie stumbles towards the ring and rolls in as an unsuspecting Impact makes it to his feet… And swipes his Answers World Championship! Are these two men thinking the same thing?! Eddie seems to be concealing that briefcase as the Referee tries to stop him.. Impact rolls into the ring with that World Title in his hands!! Both men are up! IMPACT CHARGES WITH THAT TITLE IN HAND!! EDDIE DUCKS!!
Stew: The World Title goes flying out of Impact’s hands as he spins around! EDDIE WITH THE CITV BRIEFCASE!! IMPACT NOW DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY!! EDDIE TURNS AROUND WITH THAT BRIEFCASE STILL IN HAND! CODEBREAKER!!!! IMPACT CATCHES HIM WITH THE CODEBREAKER OUT OF NOWHERE AND USING THAT BRIEFCASE AGAINST HIM!!! EDDIE MACK IS LAID OUT!! Impact’s bloodied! He’s battered! He could have this won! Hold on! Impact seems to be… He’s climbing back to his feet! IMPACT’S UP! IMPACT RUSHING INTO THE ROPES! LIONSAULT!!!! THE LIONSAULT CONNECTS WITH EMPHATIC FORCE AS HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF EDDIE FOR A SECURE PIN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!………. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Twisted Transistor” by Korn plays all throughout the arena as the Referee picks up the Answers World Championship and hands it to the downed Y2Impact)
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST BY PINFALL…. AND SSSSSTTTTTTTTIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL EAW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!!…… Y! TWO!! IMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCTTTTTTT!!!!…..
Stew: All I can say for these two men is WOW! What a brutal match from bell to bell! I don’t know about you, Chico, but I am certainly impressed with both of these competitors and definitely seen that Eddie Mack CAN be a force to be reckoned with in Extreme Answers Wrestling!
HYC: What the Hell are you blabbing about, Stew? I told you how great Eddie is from the very beginning! He may have not captured the victory tonight, but I’m sure he’s managed to prove some naysayers wrong with his performance tonight as he came just seconds away from being the only man in the history of this company to have a guaranteed World Championship match and NOT cash it in in order to capture the World Championship, but it seems as though that didn’t pan out.
Stew: Nonetheless, a great and hard-hitting contest between both of these competitors as doctors now check on the potentially broken nose of Y2Impact… Eddie pulls himself back to his feet using the ropes as he… He seems to have that Cash in the Vault briefcase in hand!! Impact seems to already know what’s up as he pushes the doctors out of his face! Impact struggles to get back to his feet, but he makes it and with that Answers World Championship proudly on his shoulder…
(“Twisted Transistor” by Korn stops playing as Y2Impact and Eddie Mack stare down)
HYC: Eddie seems to definitely be contemplating another shot at Impact tonight and all he has to do is say the word! Impact and Eddie seem to be sharing words with one another, but I can’t quite tell what they’re saying… I’ve got a feeling that this is gonna end badly for someone! Impact… Extends a hand to Eddie! It seems as though Impact feels as though he’s earned some respect after tonight!
Stew: Eddie doesn’t seem to be having it… He declines the offer and immediately seems to be reminding Impact of his Cash in the Vault Briefcase opportunity. Impact with a smirk now as he nods and… He seems to be exiting the ring! Eddie Mack looks on with determination in his eyes as the Answers World Champion takes his leave! It seems as though tonight is NOT the night he’ll be cashing in!
(“Twisted Transistor” by Korn starts up again as a still bloodied Y2Impact makes his way up the ramp while a determined Eddie Mack looks on with his Cash in the Vault Briefcase in hand)
( Camera fades backstage to a ball-pen that has been set up for the Grand Rampage entry numbers, Zack Crash is shown walking up to it, pulls out a ball and reads the number on it )
Crash: Number fifteen… hmm not bad!
???: Oh will you please stop!
( POP enters the picture wearing a black and red suit )
POP: You know something? Mak was right about you… you don’t have a bad bone in your body… you aren’t cut out to be an extremist! How can you be happy with a number like fifteen? That’s just half… your chances still aren’t good…
Zack: I’m a half glass full kind of guy POP… the way I see it, there are fourteen spots that are worse than mine… I’m in a pretty good position if I do say so myself!
POP: Yeah, yeah whatever… Now watch me, as I stick my hand into this pen and pull out the magnificent _#30 spot!
( POP reaches his hand inside the pen and pulls out a ball )
POP: … You’re kidding me…
Zack: How bad is it?
( POP’s face gets red with anger but it eventually turns into a smile )
POP: No worries… It doesn’t matter what number I pick… there is nothing, absolutely NOTHING that is going to stop me from winning that match!
( POP pockets the ball and storms off as the camera fades to the ring )
( Hades vs. Jaywalker feud plays on the screen )
( “This Means War” – Busta Rhymes & Ozzy Osbourne plays as Hades The Hellraiser rides out in his motorbike )
Ring Announcer: First the challeneger, making his way down to the ring ….HADDDDDDDEEEESSSS THEEEEE HEEELLLRAIIISSSERRR!!!!!!
( Play for Keeps by B.o.B plays as Jaywalker steps out onto the stage in a golden robe with ‘’Jaywalker, the last remaining original’’ written onto it as Christy and Cleo follow )
Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Scarborough, Canada, he is weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the current reigning EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION …THE ‘LAST EAW ORIGINAL’’ JAYYYYYYYYYYYWAAAAAAAAALKKKKKKKKKKERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Fan: Hades and Jay circle each other, this loud Canadian crowd all cheering for Jaywalker tonight as Hades goes after Jay SENDING A HUGE HAYMAKER INTO JAYWALKER!! Jay stumbles back as Hades wastes no time in laying into Jay with big right hands as Jay is backed into the corner and Hades RAMS his shoulder into Jay and Hades now with the Irish-whip into Jay to the opposite corner and Hades charges at Jay with the CORNER CLOTHESLINE!!! But Jay moves out of the way as Hades crashes into the corner and Jay pounces on Hades, sending his shoulder into Hades mid-section!
Flashback: Jay keeps ramming his shoulders into Hades before breaks and SLAPS HADES RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! And Hades is furious as he charges at Jay but Jay ducks and hits off the ropes and looks for a clothesline but HADES WITH THE SIDE-WALK SLAM!! THAT PLANTS JAY INTO THE MAT!! Jay quickly rolls out of the ring, avoiding Hades but Hades follows him, Hades grabs Jay and THROWS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!! JAY HITS THE BARRICADE SPINE FIRST!!
Fan: Hades knees Jay in the mid-section and looks to bring him to the steel steps but Jay elbows Hades in the mid-section and Jay SMASHES HADES SKULL FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Hades is woozy as Jay grabs Hades and AGAIN RAMS HIS HEAD INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! BUT HADES BLOCKS THIS ONE AND ELBOWS JAY IN THE MOUTH!! Hades now shakes his head, he’s hurting but he grabs Jay and THROWS HIM INTO OUR TABLE!! JAY IS THROWN GUT FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF OUR TABLE!! THAT IS GOING TO HURT AS HADES GRABS JAY AND BASHES HIS HEAD OVER AND OVER INTO OUR TABLE!!
Flashback: Jay is slumped by our table as Hades rips the top of our table apart, oh god! Hades now tries to put Jay on our table but Cleo blocks him, Cleo throws shots into Hades! And Hades turns, staring deathly into Cleo as Cleo steps backwards away from Hades, don’t mess with this man and Hades turns and goes back to Jay but Jay GRABS OUR LAPTOP AND SWINGS IT ACROSS THE FACE OF HADES!!! THE LAPTOP BREAKS IN HADES FACE!!! HADES FALLS TO THE FLOOR AS JAY DROPS THE BROKEN LAPTOP…
Fan: Jay regrouping as he yells at Christy and Cleo to get him a table! Cleo looks under the table and pulls out a barbed wire table and slides it into the ring, Jay grabs Hades and rolls him into the ring, blood is coming down the head of Hades as Jay sets up the table and a smirk forms on his face, looking to put Jay away…BUT HADES SITS UP!!! HADES JUST SITS UP AS JAY TURNS AND LOOKS SHOCKED!! BLOOD COMING DOWN HIS FACE AS HE HAS A SICK SMIRK ON HIS FACE!
Flashback: Does nothing affect this man?? Hades tries getting up but Jay rams him with a shoulder block, knocking Hades into the ropes and Jay KNEES Hades in the mid-section and looks for a DDT! But Hades blocks and LIFTS JAY UP — FLAPJACK INTO THE TOP ROPE, JAY THROAT FIRST INTO THE TOP ROPE!!! Jay stumbles into the turnbuckle as Hades regroups, his head still hurting from that laptop shot as Hades SHOULDER BLOCKS Jay in the corner!
Fan: Hades with BIGTIME Haymakers into Jaywalker and looks for the Irish-whip but Jay blocks and kicks Hades in the mid-section, rolling neckbreaker connects! Jay grabs the barbed wire table, lifting it up and DRIVES THE EDGE OF IT INTO THE THROAT OF HADES!!! THE BARBED WIRE TABLE CHOKING HADES OUT HERE, HADES LOSING HIS OXYGEN!! HADES OUT OF DESPERATION KICKS JAY IN THE GROIN!! JAY STOPS THE CHOKE, DROPPING THE TABLE AND HADES, RUNNING ON PURE ADRENALINE LOCKS IN THE TRIANGLE CHOKE!! JAY IS TRAPPED HERE, TRAPPED IN THE CHOKEHOLD!!!
Flashback: THE STREAK MAY END AS JAY IS NOWHERE NEAR THE ROPES, JAY IS TRYING TO ESCAPE BUT TO NO AVAIL!!! BUT CLEO SLIDES IN AND STOMPS HER HEEL INTO THE FACE OF HADES!! INTO THE ALREADY BLEEDING CUT!!! HADES WON’T LET GO AS CLEO AGAIN STOMPS ON HIS FACE, CAUSING MORE BLOOD TO COME DOWN AS HADES LETS GO…
Fan: And Hades rolls to the ropes as Jay is on his knees, coughing loudly as Cleo checks on him …And Cleo tells Christy something, who grabs the title and slides into the ring, oh god no as Christy watches Hades get to his feet! Hades is getting up as CHRISTY SMASHES THE TITLE INTO HADES!!! BUT HADES DUCKS AND CHRISTY ACCIDENTLY SMASHES THE TITLE INTO CLEO!!!! CLEO GOES DOWN AND OUT!!! JAYWALKER IS LIVID!!! JAY IS FURIOUS AS CLEO IS BUSTED OPEN AND POSSIBLY KO’D!!!
Jay: ONE THING I ASKED YOU TO DO, NOT TO FUCK UP AND YOU COULDN’T EVEN DO THAT??!!? YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH …*Jay grabs Christy by the throat*…
Flashback: DON’T JA—BUT NO!! FROM BEHIND, HADES RAMS INTO JAY FROM BEHIND!!! AND CRUISE KICKS JAY IN THE GROIN!!!! CHRISTYS HAD ENOUGH AS SHE WALKS OUT OF THE RING AS HADES GRABS JAY….BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!! HADES CONNECTS!!! HADES DRIVES JAY INTO THE MAT!!!!
ONE!!!!!!…TWO…..THREE!!!!! NO!! JAY KICKS OUT!!!
Fan: WHA—WHAT?!?!? WHAT??!?! WHO KICKS OUT OF THAT?? JAY WILL NOT LOSE BUT HADES LOOKS ACROSS AT THAT BARBED WIRE TABLE AND SETS IT UP, OH NO!!! And Hades lifts Jay upp….LAST CALL!!! THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!! BUT CLEO LOW BLOWS HADES!!! HOW IS SHE MOVING?!?! AND HADES DROPS JAY…AND JAY LIFTS UP HADES ….2ND SACRIFICE!!! THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!!! AND JAY HOOKS THE LEG!!!
ONE!!! …..TWOOO!!!! ….THREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…..JAYWALKKKEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan: GODDAMNIT!! GODDAMN THE CN TOWER!!!
Flashback: That was so close, Hades had it won! Goddamnit! But another BIG talking point is Christy burning bridges with CN Tower!
( Camera pans backstage to Scott in a dark room )
Scott: Tick…tock…tick…tock….in just a few hours, the landscape of EAW will be under threat. See EAW will pay for screwing me over time after time because I am winning the Grand Rampage and BURNING the world title at Pain for Pride.
Scott: EAW will die, close its door and vanish for good like it should have years ago, I’m pulling the chord on its life support that its been in since P4P. And ain’t nobody stopping me, I’ve been destroyed the Showdown roster, the chairman, staff …everything, now its just time for progression.
Scott: And may god help this company if ANYBODY tries screwing me over tonight.
( Camera pans to black )
( Camera fades into highlights of previous Grand Rampage matches )
Voice: One hundred and fifty have attempted…
( Camera shows various extremists entering The Grand Rampage )
Voice: Five have succeeded…
( Camera shows Masters, Captain Charisma, Cyclone, Robbie V and Chris Hessian )
Voice: The numbers are not in your favor…
( Camera shows the looks of despair on various Extremists after being eliminated )
Voice: The battle is long and perilous… but the reward is worth it… a guaranteed main event championship match at Pain For Pride 6.
( The Pain For Pride 6 logo flashes across the screen )
Voice: This is where the prologue to stardom begins… THIS… is… THE GRAND RAMPAGE!!
( ‘We On’ by J. Cole begins to play as spotlights begin to dance around the arena )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the SIXTH annual GRRRRANNNDDDD RAAAMPAGGEEEE MATCH!
Ring Announcer: The rules of the Grand Rampage are as follows. The two Extremists who drew number 1 and number 2 will start off this match. In 90 second intervals, an Extremist will enter the Rampage until all 30 men have entered the match. Every fifth entrant will have the opportunity to bring a weapon into the match. The ONLY way to be eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope with BOTH feet touching the floor. The last Extremist still standing will be declared the winner of the match…AND WILL EARN A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT PAIN FOR PRIDE 6!
Ring Announcer: At this time ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, legendary boxing ring announcer, MICCHAEELLLL BUUFFFFFFERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
( Crowd applauds as Michael Buffer now takes his spot in the middle of the ring )
Michael Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, after the world watched in anticipation, after all the talk and speculation, this is the moment we’ve ALLLLL been waiting for! So from the Rogers Centre in Toronto, Canada… for the thousands in attendance… and the millions watching LIVE around the world…….. LLLLLLLLLLEEETTTSSS GETTT READYY TO RAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
( ‘Revival’ by Orgy hits as Tyler Parker makes his way to the ring with a glass ‘Tri-Force Triangle’ )
Ring Announcer: Making his way to the ring first, the individual who drew Number 1… from Syracuse, New York… weighing in at 223 pounds… TYLLERRRRRRR PARRRKKKKERRRRR!!
Stew: Tyler lost to Brian Daniels last month at Reckless Wiring… besides the New Breed Championship being on the line, the added stipulation was that the loser of the match would have to enter the Rampage at the dreaded Number 1 spot… the odds are certainly not in his favor but hey, crazier things have happened!
Ring Announcer: And introducing the individual that drew Number 2…
( http://youtu.be/gRhaHL0cqI0 begins to play )
Ring Announcer: From Jacksonville, Florida… weighing in at 235 pounds… HURRRICCCANEEEEE HAWWWWKKKKKK!!
Fan: BAH GAWD IT’S HAWK!! HURRICANE HAWK IS BACK!! We haven’t seen him since he quit on Dynasty a few months back! Tyler Parker is stunned, he’s arguing with the referee… but there’s nothing he can do… the Grand Rampage is open to EVERYONE!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew: AND HERE WE GO!! Underway with the 2013 Grand Rampage! Tyler is still in shock over the return of Hurricane Hawk! Tyler cautiously circles around the ring… AND HE AND HAWK LOCK UP!! THE GLASS TRIANGLE FALLING TO THE FLOOR, HOWEVER NOT BREAKING!! Hawk quickly pushing Tyler into the corner… TRYING TO GET HIM OVER THAT TOP ROPE!! But Tyler with a quick right hand to the jaw of Hurricane Hawk is enough for Tyler to escape the corner! Tyler now explodes at Hawk and takes him off his feet with a clothesline! Hawk quickly to his feet… Tyler comes charging for another clothesline here… BUT HAWK DUCKS IT!!
Fan: HAWK DUCKS UNDER THE CLOTHESLINE… NOW TAKING TYLER BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD… TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! Tyler however lands feet first on the apron! Hawk tries to knock Tyler off the apron but Tyler thrusts his shoulder into the mid-section of Hawk, again saving himself! And boy, when you’re not even a minute in and you’ve got two close calls… you can’t be liking your chances! Tyler now re-enters the ring… meets Hawk with a kick to the mid-section and now quickly applies a headlock! Tyler with a headlock, perhaps trying to weaken Hawk, making it easier to get him over the top rope!
Stew: Tyler wrenching the head hard here… but Hawk manages to push Tyler off, sending him into the ropes! Hawk follows it up with a shoulder block here… taking Tyler right off his feet! Hawk stomps into Tyler a few times before getting him back to his feet… HAWK NOW LIFTS TYLER HIGH ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! PERHAPS GOING FOR THE ASSASSINATION!! HAWK MOVES OVER TOWARDS THE ROPES… MY LORD HE MAY BE LOOKING TO ASSASSINATE TYLER OUT OF THE RING!! TYLER GRABS ONTO THE ROPES, HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE HERE!! AND NOW LOOK AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SCREEN, THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK!! ENTRY NUMBER 3 IS ON THEIR WAY!!
10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)
( ‘Boss of all Bosses’ by Slim Thug plays as Suicidal VIP sprints down to the ring )
Fan: And from Showdown we have Suicidal VIP, who I think can be a real darkhorse in this one, Stew! VIP enters the ring and immediately goes to aid Hawk as they try and get Tyler out of the ring! AND… TYLER GET’S TOSSED OVER THE ROPES!!… BUT AGAIN LANDING ON THE APRON!! That’s now three immensely close calls for Tyler Parker so far… VIP now turns his attention towards Hurricane Hawk, beginning to pound into him with rights and lefts! Hawk trying to defend himself but VIP is throwing like there’s no tomorrow! VIP showing that he WANTS this victory here tonight!
Stew: He gets Hawk down in the corner… he takes a few steps back… RUNNING BOOT TO THE JAW OF HAWK!! BUT NOW FROM BEHIND TYLER… TYLER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! GERMAN SUPLEX TO THE FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPION!! VIP down now and Tyler focuses his attention back on Hawk… he lifts him to his feet and now tries getting him over the top! Hawk being resilient here as he fights back sending a few shots to the temple off Tyler! Tyler being persistent here as he continues trying to force Hawk over that turnbuckle and onto the floor!
Fan: VIP still down… you can tell though that he’s alert… it’s a pretty good strategy Stew! In a match like this, it’s actually better for you to be down as opposed to up! Hawk has finally managed to get Tyler off of him and now he continues with the blows, forcing him back! Hawk now… OH.. MY GOD!! HAWK TAKING THAT GLASS TRIANGLE, PICKING IT UP AND BASHING IT OVER THE HEAD OF TYLER PARKER!! ALL IN ONE SWIFT MOTION!! TYLER STUNNED AND DAZED BY THE SHOT… HE TURNS AROUND AND GETS MET WITH A KICK BY VIP THAT TAKES HIM DOWN!!
10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)
( ‘Seven Nation Army’ by The White Stripes hits as Ashten Cross makes his way to the ring with a smug expression on his face )
Stew: And out next is the Chairman of EAW! Ashten Cross! And you’d figure with all his power he’d have a better entry number! But you get what you get in the Rampage! Cross enters the ring… AND BOTH VIP AND HAWK GANG UP ON CROSS, SPEARING HIM TO THE CANVAS!! Cross unable to defends himself here as both VIP and Hawk begin to pound into the former two-time World Heavyweight Champion! Cross now finds himself trying to escape danger… crawling away from both men… Hawk however holding the foot of Cross… forcing him to his feet… BUT CROSS WITH AN ENZIGURI!! RIGHT TO THE HEAD AS CROSS HUDDLES BACK DOWN INTO THE CORNER!!
Fan: Hawk regains himself… and now he and VIP go after Tyler Parker! It seems as if at least in the early stage of this match… Hawk and VIP have formed some alliance! VIP gets Tyler to his feet and holds him up for Hawk who jabs Tyler in the gut! Hawk again with a jab to the gut of Tyler… They now switch positions as Hawk grabs Tyler and VIP unleashes a few hard and heavy right hands! Hawk now spins Tyler around… AND PLANTS HIM HARD INTO THE CANVAS WITH A DDT!! FACE FIRST DRIVEN!!
Stew: HAWK AND VIP NOW TRYING ONCE AGAIN TO GET TYLER OVER THE ROPES!! TYLER’S BEEN ON THE VERGE OF ELIMINATION MANY TIMES IN THIS MATCH, BUT WITH BOTH HAWK AND VIP NOW TRYING… TYLER MAY NOT BE ABLE TO HANG ON!! HAWK GETS HIM OVER THE ROPES AND NOW BOTH MEN PUSHING, PUSHING HARD TRYING TO GET TYLER OVER THE ROPES!! AND NOW ASHTEN CROSS JOINS IN!! THREE MEN TRYING TO GET TYLER OUT OF THE RING BUT HE JUST WON’T GO!! HE’S OUT TO PROVE A MISSION HERE TONIGHT!! OH BUT LOOK AT TYLER! HE FLIPS OVER THE ROPES, LANDS ON THE APRON, NOW THE THREE MEN TRYING TO KICK HIM OUT!!
10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)
( ‘King of Amarillo’ by Issues hits as “Goodluck” Charlie makes his way to the ring with a barbwire-wrapped chair in hand )
Fan: OH BUT LOOK OUT!! HERE COMES CHARLIE!! CHARLIE HAS RETURNED TO EAW, HE HASN’T BEEN SEEN SINCE JANUARY!! TYLER’S FORMER TAG TEAM PARTNER!! HE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND BEGINS ATTACKING THE THREE MEN!! SWINGING THAT CHAIR WITH SUCH FORCE THAT IT’S SENT FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE AS THE OTHERS GET THE HELL OUT OF DODGE AS CHARLIE NOW TRYING TO SAVE HIS FRIEND TYLER PARKER HERE!! CHARLIE THE FIFTH ENTRANT IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE HAS SAVED TYLER!! TYLER NOW MAKES IT TO HIS FEET AND BEGINS THROWING SHOTS AT HURRICANE HAWK HERE!! CHARLIE WORKING ON BOTH CROSS AND VIP NEAR THE CORNER… CROSS GOES FOR A RIGHT HAND BUT MISSES!! INSTEAD HE RUNS INTO A HAYMAKER LIKE SHOT BY GOODLUCK CHARLIE THAT KNOCKS HIM OFF HIS FEET!!
Stew: The addition of Charlie creates a whole new situation here! Tyler now knows he has someone watching his back for him! Charlie now knocks VIP off his feet with a back kick to the chest! Cross now over near the ropes… CHARLIE CHARGES AT HIM… AND BAH GAWD!! A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT RIGHT TO THE FACE!! CROSS FLIES OVER THE ROPES AND HITS THE FLOOR!!
Ring Announcer: Ashten Cross has been eliminated!
Fan: Welp… Ashten Cross becomes the first victim in the 2013 Grand Rampage! And that was a huge elimination Stew, not just because Cross is a former World Champion… but because it now evens the score! It’s two on two! Hawk gets back to his feet… right hand by Charlie! Tyler now picks VIP up and whips him into the opposite rope! He comes charging… AND HE HITS A CLOTHESLINE!! VIP comes stumbling out of the corner… AND HE FALLS RIGHT INTO A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY TYLER PARKER!! VIP tosses half-way across the ring here… and the complexion of this Grand Rampage has drastically changed! Charlie and Tyler are now in complete control here!
Stew: But here comes Number 6, Fan! Who will it be?!
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( ‘My Curse’ by Killswitch Engage hits as Pyrite marches down to the ring )
Fan: BAH GAWD!! IT’S THE BEAST PYRITE!! AND THIS MAN IS A TRUE GAME CHANGER, STEW!! BELIEVE ME!! PYRITE ENTERS THE RING… HE CHARGES AT TYLER AND HITS A SPEAR!! NOW CHARGES AT CHARLIE… AND HE BREAKS HIM IN HALF WITH A SECOND SPEAR!! But Hawk from behind with a chop to the lower-leg, bringing the big man down! And this is where you have to get him! You can’t allow him to make it back to his feet! VIP now regains himself and aids Hawk as they stomp into Pyrite… And now Hawk motions towards VIP, I believe he’s telling him to go to the top rope!
Stew: VIP nods as he heads to the top rope… Perhaps going for a high impact move that will keep Pyrite down FOR GOOD! BUT LOOK AT HAWK!! LOOK AT HAWK!! HE KNOCKS VIP OFF THE TOP ROPE AND HE HITS THE FLOOR!!
Ring Announcer: Suicidal VIP has been eliminated!
Fan: That was a STUPID move by Hawk! I understand that friendships in the Grand Rampage don’t last forever… but now Hawk has nobody to help him! He’s all alone against a very well oiled tag team, and an absolute monster in Pyrite! Hawk now begins to stalk Pyrite as he makes it back to his feet… PYRITE TURNS AROUND AND GETS TOSSED ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF HAWK… THE ASSASSINATION!! YES HAWK CONNECTS WITH THE ASSASSINATION!!
Stew: BUT LOOK AT PYRITE!! PYRITE ALREADY TO HIS KNEES… HAWK IN SHOCK!! HAWK DARTS AT PYRITE… SPEAR!! SPEAR BY PYRITE!! PYRITE NOT DONE HERE!! HE LIFTS HAWK TO HIS FEET… BUT FROM BEHIND TYLER AND CHARLIE JUMP PYRITE AND BRING HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES!! And that’s lucky for Hawk who might have been on the verge of elimination there!
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( ‘Guap’ by Big Sean hits as Jimmy Krauss makes his way to the ring )
Fan: Huge opportunity for Jimmy Krauss who enters seventh! Imagine if he won it? He goes after Charlie but Charlie is right there and they both begin to beat down on Jimmy Krauss! Tyler pounds over the back of Jimmy who lets out a shriek, Charlie can’t help but smile as he lets Tyler do all the work here! Charlie now backs himself into the corner… Tyler holding Jimmy up!… CHARLIE RUNS… LOOKING FOR A SHINING WIZARD!! BUT JIMMY DUCKS AND CHARLIE CONNECTS WITH TYLER!! A SHINING WIZARD RIGHT TO THE JAW!!
Stew: Charlie in shock here by what has just happened… OH AND LOOK OUT!! JIMMY TOSSES CHARLIE OUT OF THE RING… HE’S OUT!! WAIT NO!! CHARLIE SKINNING THE CAT HERE AS HE PULLS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING, WHAT AN UPSET ELIMINATION THAT WOULD BE!! Jimmy tries to knock Charlie off the apron with a right hand but it’s blocked and instead Charlie sends his own right hand into Jimmy, buying himself some distance now! Charlie glances over at the top rope… and quickly begins climbing it! Jimmy Krauss still dazed from the right hand is completely oblivious!
Fan: CHARLIE LEAPS OFF… CROSSBODY!! CHARLIE WITH A CROSSBODY THAT TAKES OUT JIMMY KRAUSS!! Hurricane Hawk now starting to get back to his feet… but Charlie quickly pounces on him, taking him back to the canvas and now starts it off with a few right hands to the head! And see what I said Stew, ever since the elimination of Suicidal VIP… nothing has gone right for Hawk here! Tyler and Charlie both fully up… oh but oh boy look! Pyrite to his feet as well! It’s two on one… but with Pyrite’s stature and power… I’d say it’s pretty even! Charlie and Tyler quickly circle around Pyrite… AND THEY ATTACK! BUT TYLER GETS SHOVED AWAY… AND SO DOES CHARLIE! THE POWER OF PYRITE IS UNCANNY!!
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( ‘300 Violin Orchestra’ by Jorge Quintero hits as Alex Anderson makes his way to the ring )
Stew: The self proclaimed smartest man in EAW! From Dynasty, Alex Anderson! He slowly and cautiously enters the ring… he knows Pyrite awaits him… AND PYRITE TACKLES HIM IN THE CORNER… BUT AGAIN PYRITE GETS JUMPED BY BOTH TYLER AND CHARLIE HERE… BRINGING HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES!! AND NOW HERE COMES AA… WITH A STRAIGHT BOOT TO THE HEAD OF PYRITE, BRINGING HIM DOWN!! PYRITE CRAWLING OVER TO THE ROPES… AND ANOTHER KICK TO THE HEAD!! CHARLIE AND TYLER LIFT PYRITE OFF HIS FEET… AND THEY SUPLEX HIM RIGHT ONTO THE SHARDS OF GLASS LEFT BY TYLER’S TRIANGLE!!
Fan: My god the pain Pyrite must be going through right now, that will CERTAINLY keep him down for a while! But now Alex Anderson finds himself in another problem… Tyler and Charlie! AA puts his fists up, ready to fight. BUT HERE COMES THE CALVARY!! HURRICANE HAWK AND KRAUSS BOTH WITH CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE BACK HERE!! AND NOW AA JOINS IN THE FIGHT!! THE THREE MEN ATTACKING AND MAULING BOTH CHARLIE AND TYLER!! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THIS MATCH THEY’RE BEING HELD UNDER CONTROL!!
Stew: Hawk works on Charlie as both Alex and Krauss get Tyler up in a corner and continue the assault! Alex lifts Tyler up and puts him on the top rope… Krauss gets under the stomach of Tyler and holds him up in a reverse crucifix like position… AA NOW GRABS THE HEAD OF TYLER AND PLANTS IT INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SPIKE DDT!! WOW WHAT A MOVE!! Tyler is down and out here! And now all three men can focus their attention on Charlie! Hawk has managed to isolate Charlie in the opposite corner… stomping into the mid-section as Alex and Krauss now join!
Fan: And look Stew! Entry 9 is on their way!
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( ‘If I Had a Heart’ by Fever Ray hits as The Prince of Phenomenal sprints to the ring )
Stew: OH BOY!! AND THIS IS MY PICK TO WIN FAN!! HE CAME SO CLOSE LAST YEAR, AND HE’S BEEN ON A ROLL OF LATE!! HE ENTERS THE RING AND CHARGES AT HAWK… TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A SIDE-KICK TO THE HEAD!! Next up Krauss… POP with a right hand… AND NOW HE TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING!!
Ring Announcer: Jimmy Krauss has been eliminated!
Fan: I like your pick Stew, and POP is certainly off to a hot start! He grabs Alex and pulls him into the middle of the ring… FISHERMAN SUPLEX!! And now… UH OH!! Pyrite up after being driven into those glass shards! He takes a wild swing at POP with that clothesline… BUT POP DUCKS UNDER IT!! HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CATCHES PYRITE WITH A DOUBLE KNEES TO THE FACE, AGAIN TAKING HIM OFF HIS FEET!! POP can have his choice of basically anybody now! They’re all down! Everybody but POP is down! He chooses to go after Charlie, lifting him to his feet and pulling him into the center of the ring… HE WHIPS CHARLIE OVER THE ROPE, CHARLIE LANDS FEET FIRST ON THE APRON!! POP JUMPS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE LOOKING FOR A DROPKICK, BUT CHARLIE DUCKS AND POP GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!!
Stew: But POP JUST, AND I MEAN JUST SAVING HIMSELF!! He finds himself in an awkward situation here… both he and Charlie are in danger of elimination! They start throwing right hands, keeping the other hand onto the top rope… gotta be careful here! Charlie swings for a roundhouse kick but POP dives through the middle rope and back into the ring, Charlie now catches himself and follows into the ring, still targeting POP!
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( “So Hard” by Rihanna hits as Cleopatra sprints out to the stage with a titanium baseball bat in hand )
Fan: Here comes the longest reigning Vixens Champion in HISTORY and the current General Manager of Showdown! I’m shocked to see her in this historic contest, but the more the merrier! It seems she’s paying tribute to her partner in crime, Jaywalker, as she slides into the ring with that bat in hand! Alex Anderson stops his attack on Tyler Parker in the corner to lock eyes with Cleopatra! BASEBALL BAT STRAIGHT TO THE GUT OF ALEX ANDERSON!! CHARLIE’S THE NEXT VICTIM WITH A SHOT TO THE SPINE BY CLEOPATRA AND THAT BAT AS HE TRIED TO ATTACK A CORNERED POP!!
Stew: CLEOPATRA IS SWINGING FOR THE FENCES IN THIS CONTEST AS SHE SPIKES THE END OF IT INTO A DOWNED PYRITE!! Tyler Parker’s up now as he stumbles towards an unsuspecting Cleopatra! TYLER’S SPUN AROUND BY HURRICANE HAWK AND NOW UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! THE ASSASSINATION CONNECTS WITH GREAT FORCE!! Hawk just took his rival in this contest right out of the equation as he gets back to his feet! Cleo’s looking for something big now as she stalks Hurricane Hawk! CLEOPATRA SWINGS AS HAWK TURNS AROUND! HAWK CATCHES THE BAT! This is NOT good for the Vixens Champion! SPEAR FROM PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL OUT OF NOWHERE INTO HAWK!
Fan: POP just dropped Hawk with that unusual maneuver coming from this man, but it worked nonetheless as POP gets to his feet and locks eyes with his FORMER, I repeat, FORMER Project E.G.O compatriot in Cleopatra! They’re the only two left standing in the ring! Hold on though! Alex Anderson seems to be climbing back to his feet as both Cleopatra and POP take notice as the look to use some gang-like mentality! CLEOPATRA SWINGS THAT BAT INTO THE SPINE OF POP!! WHAT?! CLEOPATRA LOOKS AS DEVIOUS AS EVER AS A FURIOUS POP TURNS AROUND, VISIBLY IN PAIN! CLEOPATRA DRIVES THAT BAT INTO HIS MID-SECTION!!
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( “Bring the Ruckus” by Manafest hits as Tyson Michaels sprints out to the ring )
Stew: Here comes the eleventh consecutive entrant into the Grand Rampage now in the young and mysterious Tyson Michaels! POP has doubled over in pain on the canvas as Cleopatra readies her bat for the oncoming Tyson! TYSON SLIDES IN AS CLEOPATRA SWINGS!! Tyson manages to slide in directly under the swinging bat of Cleopatra as he immediately kips up! Cleopatra turns around! BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK CONNECTS! Cleopatra drops down to the canvas as “Goodluck” Charlie is back in this as he and Tyson are immediately going at it with one another! The more fresh Tyson Michaels seems to be quickly overpowering Charlie!
Fan: In comes the cavalry as Tyler Parker NAILS Tyson in the back of the skull with a powerful forearm shot! The reunited Synergy seems to have the numbers in their favor and have had them all throughout this contest as they now send Tyson Michaels quickly backing up into a corner! Meanwhile it seems as though Pyrite has made it back to his feet with nothing but cruel intentions on his mind as he looks at the downed Cleopatra as she scrambles to get back to her feet! Cleopatra realizes she’s in dire straits with this mammoth-like man in Pyrite hovering over her as she gets to her feet with that bat in hand, but quickly stumbles into a corner! Pyrite looks as though he’s prepared to tear apart the Vixens Champion as she seems ready to swing! CLEOPATRA SWINGS WITH THAT BAT FOR THE SKULL OF PYRITE!!
Stew: NO! IT’S CAUGHT BY PYRITE AS HE RIPS IT OUT OF HER HANDS! CLEOPATRA CHARGES! PYRITE TURNS HER INSIDE OUT WITH A MERCILESS CLOTHESLINE!! Synergy continues working on the trapped Tyson Michaels in the corner as Hawk, Alex Anderson, and POP seem to be using this time to recuperate as a new entrant is ready to come and play!
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( “Unbreakable” by Cage9 hits as Venom sprints out to the ring)
Fan: What rotten luck for the Turbo portion of this contest as Venom enters immediately after Tyson Michaels! VENOM WASTING NO TIME AS HE IMMEDIATELY GOES AFTER HURRICANE HAWK! THIS YOUNG MAN LOOKING FOR THE BIGGEST DOG HE CAN FIND TO TAKE DOWN AND THERE’S NO BIGGER HERE THAN THE EAW HALL OF FAMER!! HAWK IS CORNERED AS VENOM JUST RAPIDLY LAYS INTO HIM WITH UNFORGIVING STOMPS!! This young man is here to make a statement and he could very well be on the verge of eliminating a former two-time World Heavyweight Champion!!
Stew: Alex Anderson seems to be a saving grace for the young Tyson Michaels as he comes to his aide in taking on Synergy in the corner of the ring just as they were on the verge of possibly eliminating him! Alex is laying into both men with a series of chops and forearms as he looks to possibly eliminate BOTH combatants in what would surely be a huge upset tonight! Tyson is back on the offensive now as he and Alex lay into Synergy as it seems as though we’ve got two temporary alliances battling it out for supremacy! Pyrite is now laying into Cleopatra in the corner of the ring as it seems as though there is no hope for her by this point! WAIT! CLEOPATRA’S FIGHTING BACK! SHE’S NOT GIVING UP AS SHE RAKES THE EYES OF PYRITE! PYRITE STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS CLEOPATRA LOOKS TO PICK UP THAT BAT! NO!
Fan: NO is precisely correct as Pyrite is NOT having it! Pyrite grabbing a hold of the Vixens Champion by her hair before she can grab the bat… AND SENDS HER FLYING ACROSS THE RING AND LANDING WITH A SICKENING THUD!! MEANWHILE IT SEEMS AS THOUGH A BRAWL HAS ERUPTED BETWEEN VENOM AND HURRICANE HAWK AS HAWK IS NOW FIGHTING BACK!! VENOM IS LOSING HIS FOOTING WITH THOSE SHOTS OF HAWK AS A NEW ENTRANT IS ON THE VERGE OF JOINING THE FIGHT!
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( “St. Anger” by Metallica hits as Diamond Cage sprints out to the ring )
Stew: BUSINESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP AS THE SADISTIC ENTITY KNOWN AS DIAMOND CAGE SLIDES INTO THE RING AND IMMEDIATELY TAKES DOWN VENOM WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK! HURRICANE HAWK LAYS INTO CAGE, BUT IT SEEMS TO HAVE NO EFFECT AS CAGE IMMEDIATELY RAMS HAWK INTO THE NEAREST CORNER AND JUST LAYING INTO HIM WITH A MULTITUDE OF LEFTS AND RIGHTS! THIS MAN IS SHOWING JUST HOW SAVAGE HE IS! SNAP SUPLEX CONNECTS ON HAWK BY CAGE! Both of the reigning Unified Tag Team Champions are now in this contest, but it seems they’re more focused on working individually than anything as Pyrite continues to dissect the Vixens Champion! Cleopatra hasn’t given up hope yet as she continues to throw shots into Pyrite, but it’s just not doing any good!
Fan: PYRITE NOW PICKING UP CLEOPATRA HIGH UP, ABOVE HIS HEAD!! THIS ISN’T GOING TO END WELL! THE VIXENS CHAMPION IS DOING ALL SHE CAN TO GET OUT OF THIS AS PYRITE MAKES HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES!! LOOK OUT!! DIAMOND CAGE SENDS BOTH BOTH HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER AND CLEOPATRA OVER THE ROPES!! But look at this! Both just BARELY managing to save themselves as they’re on the apron now! Cleopatra is the first to her feet as she drops through the ropes and back into the ring to save herself from elimination.. Pyrite looking to do the same.. CLEOPATRA NAILS PYRITE WITH THE END OF HER BAT OUT OF NOWHERE!!
Stew: A dazed Pyrite stands up now here on the apron, trying to shake the cobwebs out after that shot! CLEOPATRA NAILS PYRITE IN THE SKULL WITH THAT BAT AS HE DROPS TO THE OUTSIDE!! SHE GOT HIM!
Announcer: Pyrite has been eliminated!
Fan: WHAT AN UPSET AS PYRITE LOOKS BOTH CONFUSED AND PISSED OFF HERE ON THE OUTSIDE! CLEOPATRA LOOKS AS DEVIOUS AS EVER! SUPERKICK!! POP WITH A SUPERKICK TO CLEOPATRA AS SHE TURNS AROUND!!
10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)
( “Wrong” by Depeche Mode hits as a confident Liam Catterson sprints out to the ring )
Stew: Here comes a man that I know for certain a lot of people would bet money on to win this contest and he may already be the 2013 King of Extreme, but he’s looking to add another massive win to his resume as he rushes into the ring and immediately goes at it with a readied Diamond Cage! Both men trading blows in the middle of the ring as Charlie and Tyler Parker drop Alex Anderson with a double-team suplex! Hurricane Hawk takes down both Liam and Cage as he explodes out of the corner! Hawk could very well be looking to regain his momentum in this contest as he now turns to an angered Prince of Phenomenal! POP wastes absolutely NO time as he nails Hawk with a high kick to the skull! Hawk is sent stumbling into the ropes as POP.. POP CHARGES!
Fan: HAWK CATCHES POP UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! LOOKING FOR EITHER AN ASSASSINATION OR A POSSIBLE ELIMINATION, BUT EITHER WAY, POP IS DOOMED!! LIAM CATTERSON IS BACK UP AS HE NAILS AN UNSUSPECTING HAWK WITH A CHOP BLOCK INTO THE BACK OF THE RIGHT LEG! I think Liam was just trying to get some revenge, but he just saved Prince of Phenomenal from elimination in this contest as it seems as though both men are gonna form a momentary alliance to eliminate Hurricane Hawk! Venom seems to want to join in now as he makes his way over.. TYSON MICHAELS CATCHES HIM WITH A BACKCRACKER!! NO! VENOM ELBOWS OUT OF IT! Tyson is sent backpedaling into the nearest corner as Venom looks to follow up!
Stew: Things are most certainly NOT looking up for the returning Hurricane Hawk in this contest as it seems as though Tyler Parker is now going to join in on the fun as now THREE men are looking to eliminate Hawk from this contest! Hawk is fighting it!
10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)
( “Adrenaline” by Shinedown hits as Zack Crash quickly makes his way out to the ring with a table in his hands with a mixture of barbwire, glass, thumbtacks, and other items glued to the surface of it )
Fan: HERE COMES ENTRANT NUMBER FIFTEEN AND IT IS NONE OTHER THAN THE ADRENALINE JUNKIE HIMSELF, ZACK CRASH! Just take a look at that table he’s got with him as he makes his way to the ring! ZACK SLIDES IN THAT TABLE AS IT NAILS A DOWNED ALEX ANDERSON WITH GREAT VELOCITY! Zack is showing no more mercy than anyone else in this contest as he slides into the ring and Tyler Parker now immediately goes after him! TYLER’S TAKEN DOWN WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE! Tyler quickly getting back to his feet as Zack is anxiously awaiting him! STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI CONNECTS!! Tyler Parker is dazed and confused, but still very much on his feet as Zack gets back up.. Tyler stumbles forward as he swings blindly for his target! ZACK CRASH WITH A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE ON TYLER, SENDING HIM OVER THE ROPES!! BUT TYLER IS SAVED!
Stew: I don’t think it was intentional at all, but Tyler’s right arm was caught up in the ropes after that massive clothesline, disabling him from landing with both feet on the mat! Tyler gets his arm out of that precarious position and looks to recuperate now as he rolls under the ropes… Cleopatra’s back in this as she’s once again got that titanium bat in her position, just looking to pick a new target after that big elimination of Pyrite! Tyson Michaels and Venom are still going at it in the corner, but it seems as though Tyson is rapidly gaining the upperhand as he lays into Venom with several unforgiving blows straight to the skull! Venom is quickly backing up! CLEOPATRA DRIVES HER BAT INTO THE BREADBASKET OF TYSON MICHAELS!!
Fan: It seems as though Cleopatra is inviting Venom to help her eliminate the young Tyson Michaels now as Hurricane Hawk is doing all he can to remain in this contest while Liam and POP look go take him out! LIAM’S CAUGHT FROM BEHIND BY DIAMOND CAGE WITH A WAIST LOCK! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS AS LIAM BOUNCES OFF OF THE CANVAS!! WOW!
10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)
( “Neenah Menasha” by Sponge hits as TMT sprints out to the ring )
Stew: And here comes out sixteenth entrant into this contest as TMT immediately hops up to the ring apron… LEAPING TO THE TOP ROPE! SPRINGBOARD FLYING FOREARM NAILS PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL! TMT IS LOOKING TO DO WHAT EVERYBODY DREAMS OF DOING IN THIS CONTEST AND THAT IS TO MAKE AS BIG OF AN IMPACT AS POSSIBLE! TMT seems to have made POP his sole target as he lays into the downed former Answers World Champion and having saved Hurricane Hawk from a potential elimination in the process! This has turned into complete chaos by this point as we’ve got… Well we’ve gotta have at LEAST eleven competitors in this massive Grand Rampage match right now! Zack Crash is going at it with “Goodluck” Charlie in the corner of the ring as Charlie with a THUMB to the eyes of Zack, showing that he’ll do absolutely anything it takes to gain the advantage!
Fan: EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS ON ZACK, COURTESY OF CHARLIE! Zack may have bitten off more than he can chew by going after this man! Alex Anderson rushes in to possibly aide Zack as he CHARGES! EUROPEAN UPPERCUT CONNECTS ON ALEX! Alex is sent backpedaling into the ropes now! CHARLIE LOOKING TO END HIM AS HE CHARGES!! ZACK CATCHES CHARLIE FROM BEHIND AS HE DRIVES THE BACK OF HIS SKULL INTO THE CANVAS! I think Alex is grateful for that save, but this could spell the end for the downed Charlie! Zack makes it back to his feet! ALEX WITH A KICK TO THE GROIN OF ZACK! SETTING ZACK UP NOW!! ENDPOINT!!!! THE ENDPOINT CONNECTS ON AN UNSUSPECTING ZACK CRASH!! CLEOPATRA NOW WITH A MONKEY FLIP ON TYSON MICHAELS!! NO! Tyson lands on his feet! VENOM CHARGES!
Stew: SUPERKICK!! TYSON CLOCKS VENOM WITH A SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE!! Cleopatra is back up now as she charges for Tyson! TYSON’S GOT HER UP! TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER CONNECTS ON CLEOPATRA!!
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( “Love Sosa” by Chief Keef hits as Moses X sprints to the ring)
Fan: Here comes number seventeen in the former TWO-time National Extreme Champion, Moses X! Moses immediately slides into the ring as Tyson Michaels turns around! MOSES TAKES TYSON DOWN AND IMMEDIATELY LAYING INTO THE YOUNG MAN WITH A SERIES OF DEVASTATING BLOWS AS TYSON TRIES TO GUARD HIMSELF!! Both of these men have erupted into a brawl here on the canvas as Alex Anderson seems to be intent on using that table that Zack Crash brought to this contest as he rolls under the ropes and picking up the table now… Diamond Cage is looking for a possible elimination here on Liam Catterson in the corner of the ring as he sends several hard blows into the body of the King of Extreme!
Stew: TMT’s got POP back on his feet in the middle of the ring and he could very well be looking to set up the former Answers World Champion for a gut-wrench suplex! POP is fighting out of it! POP is refusing to allow TMT to humiliate him any further as he sends several hard strikes into the ribs of TMT, but this young man is not letting go just yet as he continues to search for that gut-wrench suplex! Venom rushes in now with a clubbing blow to the spine of POP! A clubbing blow to the spine of TMT! Venom now looking to join in this precarious situation!! THREE-MAN GUT-WRENCH SUPLEX CONNECTS AS TMT AND POP TAKE THE MAJORITY OF DAMAGE! WHAT A MOVE!
Fan: Tyson Michaels and Moses X continue to go at it as Liam and Cage do the same in the corner of the ring while Venom, POP, and TMT are all down…. Hurricane Hawk, Tyler Parker, and “Goodluck” Charlie are looking to recuperate now as Zack Crash’s fate could be very bad as Alex Anderson sets up that table here on the outside!
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( “Born on a Bayou” by CCR hits )
Stew: Here comes number eighteen in the young Ethan Hayes!… Where is he?….
( “Born on a Bayou” stops as Ethan Hayes is sent crashing onto the stage as Hades the Hellraiser makes his way out )
Stew: WHAT?! WHAT’S HADES DOING?! HADES NOW DRAGGING ETHAN BACK TO HIS FEET.. WRAPPING A HAND AROUND THE THROAT!! CHOKESLAM OFF OF THE STAGE!!!! WHAT POWER!! IT SEEMS HADES IS TAKING THIS NOW POSSIBLY UNCONSCIOUS YOUNG MAN’S SPOT AS HE RUSHES DOWN TO THE RING!! EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE LOOKING ON AS HADES ENTERS! CAGE CHARGES! HADES TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BOOT TO THE SKULL! Liam Catterson rushes in now with several hard hitting shots to the face of Hades! Liam backs up.. AND CHARGES! HADES CATCHES HIM WITH A FLAPJACK AS LIAM BOUNCES OFF THE CANVAS! TMT is back to his feet now as he seems to be looking to catch Hades off guard! TMT CHARGES!
Fan: HADES SENDS TMT STRAIGHT OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!! HE’S OUT!
Announcer: TMT has been eliminated!
Stew: Hades has already managed to get one elimination here tonight and he could be looking for more as he grabs a hold of Tyson Michaels now, stealing him away from his brawl with Moses X! Hades seems to have a fire in his eyes like no other as he pulls Tyson to his feet! Moses quickly gets back to his feet, furious with Hades! MOSES SWINGS! HADES CATCHES MOSES WITH A HAND AROUND HIS THROAT! CHOKESLAM CONNECTS ON MOSES X!!! HADES NAILS TYSON WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT AND SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES, CRASHING HARD ONTO THE OUTSIDE!
Announcer: Tyson Michaels has been eliminated!
Fan: HADES IS A MONSTER! Hades now drags Moses back to his feet… PICKING HIM UP OVER HIS HEAD! WHAT STRENGTH! HADES SENDS MOSES FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE FOR YET ANOTHER ELIMINATION!!
Announcer: Moses X has been eliminated!
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( “Bulls on Parade” by Rage Against The Machine hits as Johnny Ventura cautiously makes his way out to the ring )
Stew: I think I know what’s causing Johnny to hesitate as he makes his way out here and I can’t say I blame him at all as Hades seems to be just DESTROYING everything in his path! Tyler Parker sends several shots into the back of Hades now.. Hades with a hard elbow to the jaw of Tyler! Tyler stumbles forward! SIDEWALK SLAM CONNECTS ON TYLER! Alex Anderson now has that table set up on the outside as he rolls in and could be looking to use it on the man who brought it to the ring in Zack Crash! Alex lays into Zack with a flurry of shots as Zack attempts to defend himself… Hades takes POP down with a massive boot to the face! Johnny Ventura has YET to enter the ring as Hades is now targeting Venom, laying into him with an onslaught of unforgiving shots! CLEOPATRA SWINGS HER BAT INTO THE SPINE OF ALEX ANDERSON!! Cleopatra seems to be avoiding Hades at all costs right now as she goes after Alex, but he’s still up as he turns around, but obviously in pain..
Fan: CLEOPATRA WITH A SHOT TO THE SKULL OF ALEX WITH THAT BAT!! ALEX DODGES AND PICKS UP CLEOPATRA!! ALEX IMMEDIATELY PLACES CLEOPATRA UP ON THE NEAREST TOP TURNBUCKLE AND LAYS INTO HER WITH A FEW SHOTS! Alex could be looking for something huge as he climbs up there with the Vixens Champion! Johnny Ventura looks on in amusement as “Goodluck” Charlie joins the fight as he and Venom go after Hades… Tyler Parker is back up to help out as Hurricane Hawk looks on from the opposite side of the ring… All three men looking to take out this massive man that is Hades! HADES IS NOT HAVING IT! HE LAYS ALL THREE MEN OUT WITH A SERIES OF BOOTS AND HARD-HITTING SHOTS! ALEX ANDERSON’S LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX ON CLEOPATRA NOW!!
Stew: CLEOPATRA’S FIGHTING IT, BUT SHE MAY NOT HAVE MUCH OF A CHANCE! LOOK AT THIS! HADES HAS JOINED IN NOW! PICKING UP ALEX ON HIS SHOULDERS WHILE ALEX MAINTAINS HIS GRIP ON CLEOPATRA! WHAT’S THIS… NO! DON’T!! THE LAST CALL SENDS ALEX ANDERSON SUPERPLEXING CLEOPATRA TO THE OUTSIDE AS BOTH OF THEM ARE SENT THROUGH THE SET-UP TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!! WHAT A COMBINATION THAT WAS!!! JOHNNY VENTURA SLIDES IN AS HADES LOOK AT HIS WORK WITH PRIDE!
Announcer: Alex Anderson and Cleopatra have been eliminated!
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( Put you on game by Lupe Fiasco plays as Scott Diamond walks down to the ring wielding a lead pipe )
Fan: Here comes Showdowns own, Scott Diamond who has been a HUGE problem these past few months BUT WAIT!!! JOHNNY VENTURA CHARGES AT HADES WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! BUT THAT’S NOT ENOUGH TO PUT HADES OVER AND HADES HAS A LOOK OF ABSOLUTE KILL IN HIS EYES AS VENTURA FLEES FROM THE RING!! …Scott gets into the ring and SCOTT SWINGS THE LEAD PIPE INTO THE RIBS OF VENOM!! DOWN HE GOES!! Scott scans the ring, noticing POP getting to his feet but Scott SMASHES that pipe into his spine!
Stew: Charlie gets to his feet but Liam rushes at him, connecting with a running forearm into Charlie! But Tyler from behind attacks Liam and lifts him into the air as Charlie climbs onto the second rope….AND CHARLIE LEAPS OFF WITH A UPPERCUT AS TYLER HITS THE GERMAN SUPLEX AT THE SAME TIME!! …Hades has gone after Ventura and Hades smashes Ventura with a huge hay-maker and Hades grabs Ventura and THROWS HIM SPINE FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!!! THE NOISE THAT MADE AS VENTURA IS YELLING IN PAIN!!
Fan: And look at this, Synergy is back up as Scott stares at them but Zack Crash is joining them, as is Diamond Cage! All four men joining together to take out this dangerous man as Scott smirks, begging them to make a move! And CAGE CHARGES AT SCOTT FIRST AND BEFORE SCOTT CAN SWING THE PIPE, CRASH AND SYNERGY CHARGE AT SCOTT!! FOUR ON ONE AS SCOTT DROPS THE PIPE AND GETS KNOCKED INTO THE CORNER!! SCOTT IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK AS ALL FOUR MEN THROW KICKS, ELBOWS, FISTS, FOREARMS, ANYTHING!! But I think we have another entry coming in, _#21!
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( ‘So Appalled’ by Kanye West plays as Mr.DEDEDE charges down )
Stew: Here comes DEDEDE, the runner up last year and Cage leaves Scott as DEDEDE CHARGES IN AND GOES FOR THE CLOTHESLINE ON CAGE!!! BUT CAGE DUCKS AND DEDEDE HITS THE ROPES AS CAGE CONNECTS WITH THE CLOTHESLINE INTO DDD!!! AND ELIMINATES DDD!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!
Annnouncer: Mr.DEDEDE has been eliminated!
Fan: I….WHAT????
Stew: I DON’T….I DON’T BELIEVE THIS!!! DIAMOND CAGE HAS ELIMINATED DDD IN WHAT? TEN SECONDS?? …Cage smirks as this has to be the biggest moment of his career as Cage gets revenge from DDD eliminating Cage last year! But Hawk spins Cage around, kicking him in the mid-section and THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! BUT CAGE LANDS ON HIS FEET ON THE APRON AS HAWK CHARGES AT HIM!! BUT CAGE SENDS HIS SHOULDER INTO HAWK’S RIBS AND CAGE PULLS HAWK’S HEAD INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE—DDT!!! HAWK THROAT FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE!!
Fan: Hades comes back in as SYNERGY ATTACK HADES!! BUT HADES TAKES CHARLIE DOWN WITH THE BIG BOOT!! AND TYLER DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE AS HE LEAPS TO THE ROPES….FINAL CHAPTER!! BUT HADES GRABS TYLER AND CONNECTS WITH THE CHOKESLAM!!! THAT DRIVES TYLER INTO THE MAT!! BAH GAWD!! THE POWER!!! ..Venom is getting to his feet but Scott NAILS HIM WITH THE POINT BLANK!! AND BEFORE VENOM CAN FALL DOWN, SCOTT GRABS HIM AND THROWS HIM OUTTA THE RING!! THANKS FOR COMING!!!
Announcer: Venom has been eliminated!
Stew: Crash and POP are throwing shots and Crash backs POP into the ropes with forearms and Crash backs up…and CHARGES AT POP!! BUT POP WITH THE INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!! AND POP FOLLOWS IT UP WITH THE SCOOP SLAM!! Crash is on the mat but trying to push himself up but POP hits the ropes and connects with the flying fore-arm smash! And both men are down but POP KIPS UP TO HIS FEET AND HE’S MOCKING HBB!! POP goes to the corner and stomps on the mat …Phenomenal break music?!? The timer appears on the screen, here comes another!
10…..9…..8….7…..6….5…..4….3…2….1….BUZZ!!!
( Alive by Kid Cudi plays as Jon Kelton runs down )
Fan: Turbo’s own Jon Kelton is _#22! And Kelton tries to slide in but VENTURA GRABS KELTON BEFORE HE CAN RUN IN AND THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! AND VENTURA CHARGES, SENDING HIS KNEE INTO KELTON AS HIS HEAD BOUNCES INTO THE STEPS!! That isn’t fair at all! Ventura rolls Kelton back into the ring as Crash is getting to his feet but POP WITH THE SUPERKICK!!! BUT ITS BLOCKED BY…BY LIAM CATTERSON?! LIAM BLOCKED THE SUPERKICK FROM HAPPENING AND LIAM HAS POP BY THE LEG!! LIAM DOES NOT LOOK HAPPY!!
Liam: DO YOU HAVE ANY RESPECT?? DON’T YOU DARE INSULT MY IDOL LIKE THAT!
Stew: AND LIAM JUST FLOORS POP WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND!!! And Liam grabs POP up to his feet, pulling him in and NAILING THE CATTERSON IMPACT!! DRIVING POP INTO THE MAT AS LIAM LIFTS POP UP AND THROWS HIM OUTTA THE RING, POP IS OUT OF HERE!!
Announcer: Prince of Phenomenal has been eliminated!
Fan: And POP is furious! POP cannot believe he WILL NOT be main eventing PFP this year and he tries to get back into the ring but security is blocking him! Liam smirks but SCOTT FROM BEHIND SWINGS THE LEAD PIPE INTO LIAM’S SPINE!! Liam falls into the ropes, yelling in pain as SCOTT SMASHES THE PIPE INTO LIAMS MID-SECTION!! THAT PIPE MIGHT HAVE BROKEN LIAMS RIBS AS LIAM FALLS TO THE MAT AS SCOTT LAUGHS!!
10…..9….8….7….6….5…..4….3….2…..1….BUZZ!!
( Payback by Flaw plays as GI Styles comes out )
Stew: And here comes GI, who LEAPS TO THE TOP ROPE AND LEAPS OFF WITH DOUBLE KNEES INTO SCOTT, TAKING HIM DOWN!! …On the floor, Johnny pulls out a 15ft ladder and we know Johnny is experienced with ladders as he bridges the ladder between the barricade and the ring, Crash grabs Kelton and looks for the suplex but Kelton blocks, kneeing Crash in the mid-section and connects with the jawbreaker! Crash stumbles into the ropes….Ventura heads into the ring but Hades grabs him into the corner, sending big hands into Ventura! Tyler grabs Hawk and whips him into the ropes as Tyler looks for the clothesline!
Fan: But Hawk with the drop toe hold and Hawk applies the ADHD!! STFU LOCKED IN ON TYLER!! TYLER IS TRYING TO ESCAPE BUT HAWK HAS IT LOCKED IN TIGHT!! TYLER IS TAPPING OUT BUT ITS NO USE IN THIS MATCH!!! BUT LOOK, CHARLIE SMASHES THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR INTO HAWK!!! OVER AND OVER INTO HAWK’S BODY!!! TYLER IS FREE AS CHARLIE CHOKES HAWK WITH THE EDGE OF THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR!! SOMEBODY NEEDS TO HELP HAWK!!
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( The Final Countdown by Europe as Brian Daniels runs out screaming ‘Yes! Yes! Yes!’ )
Stew-O: The New Breed champion, Brian Daniels enters the ring as Charlie SWINGS THE CHAIR AT BRIAN!! BUT BRIAN DUCKS AND HITS THE ROPES….RUNNING KNEE INTO CHARLIE!! Tyler is shocked, Hawk isn’t the only one with friends with in this match now for backup! …Brian checks on Hawk as Cage grabs GI AND LOOKS FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX!! BUT GI FLIPS ONTO HIS FEET AND CAGE SPINS AROUND AS GI GOES FOR THE SPINNING BACKFIST!! BUT CAGE DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND AS GI SPINS CAGE CONNECTS WITH OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
Fan: BUT GI IS NOT ELIMINATED!! GI LANDS ON THE LADDER THAT VENTURA SET-UP!! AND BEFORE GI CAN REACT, KELTON SPINS CAGE AROUND AND LOOKS FOR THE ENZURGI!! BUT CAGE DUCKS AND GRABS KELTON BY THE LEG, BOSTON CRAB!! BOSTON CRAB APPLIED ON KELTON!! BUT VENTURA HITS THE ROPES AS HE CONNECTS WITH THE SHINNING WIZARD INTO CAGE!! Ventura smirks as he stomps on Cage but Scott turns him around and connects with a BLACK HOLE SLAM ON VENTURA!! DRIVING HIM INTO THE MAT!!
Stew-O: Scott smirks but Hades gets to his feet and both men go face to face, staring each other down, nose to nose…This is scary as both men are trash talking each other, this is like Alien vs. Predator! And SCOTT TAKES THE FIRST SHOT AT HADES! AND HADES FIRES BACK! BOTH MEN EXPLODING INTO A SERIES OF FISTS!! HADES BACKS SCOTT INTO THE ROPES, IRISH WHIP BY HADES BUT SCOTT COUNTERS SENDING HADES INTO THE ROPES ..AND SCOTT CLOTHESLINES HA—NO!! HADES GRABS SCOTTS ARM AND HAMMERS HIM WITH A HAYMAKER! SCOTT STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER AND HADES CHARGES AT HIM—-RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!! BUT SCOTT DUCKS IT AS HADES CRASHES INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!
10…..9……8……7…..6…..5…..4…..3….2…..1….BUZZ!!!
( Marvin and Chardonnay Lyrics -Big Sean ft. Kanye West & Roscoe Dash plays as Nick Angel walks down to the ring with a steel chain around his fist )
Fan: Showdown’s own, Nick Angel is _#25! And Nick carefully steps into the ring and goes after Crash, as Ventura is getting to his feet but Kelton with the RUNNING KNEE INTO VENTURA!! VENTURA HITS THE ROPES AS KELTON CHARGES AT HIM —BUT VENTURA DUCKS AND THROWS KELTON OUT OF HERE!! KELTON HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!
Announcer: Jon Kelton has been eliminated!
Stew-O: GI rolls back in as Brian sends roundhouse kicks into the chest of Tyler! Hawk and Brian double-team on Tyler! Hawk stomps on Tyler in the corner as Brian backs up to the opposite corner and charges at TYLER WITH A RUNNING MISSLE DROPKICK!! BUT CHARLIE GRABS HIM AND NAILS A DEVASTATING SPINE BUSTER ON BRIAN!! ….Crash hammers Nick with a fist and a kick to the mid-section, Crash looking for the flip bottom! But Nick elbows Crash in the head and Nick LOOKS FOR GROUND ZERO!! BUT Crash throws him into the ropes, Nick bounces back as Crash looks for the BACKBODY DROP!! BUT NICK COUNTERS WITH A ROLLING SNAP NECKBREAKER!!
Fan: Nick gets back to his feet but Liam SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR INTO NICK’S SPINE!! THE CHAIR IS STUCK IN NICKS BACK AS LIAM DOESN’T REMOVE IT, BUT INSTEAD GRABS NICK AND CONNECTS WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!! THAT CAUSES THE BARBED WIRE TO CUT INTO NICK’S SPINE!! BAH GAWD THAT WAS BRUTAL!! And Charlie lifts up Brian as he THROWS THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION OUT OF THE RING!!
Announcer: Brian Daniels has been eliminated!
Stew: Charlie gloating but LOOK!! HURRICANE HAWK CHARGES AT CHARLIE AND CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! ‘GOODLUCK’ CHARLIE HITS THE FLOOR BY HAWK!!
Announcer: ‘Goodluck’ Charlie has been eliminated!
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( ‘RUSH!’ by NJPW Sound Team hits as Carlos Rosso makes his way to the ring )
Fan: Here comes Carlos, a man who has dominated many a company and I wouldn’t doubt him tonight!…Scott grabs Zack Crash and LOOKS TO THROW CRASH OUT OF THE RING!! BUT CRASH LANDS ON THE APRON!! CRASH HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE AS SCOTT STOMPS ON HIM, OVER AND OVER!! And Tyler grabs Hawk, kneeing him in the mid-section as Tyler looks for ACROSS THE PA—BUT NO!!! NO!!! HAWK LIFTS TYLER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND WALKS TO THE ROPES, LOOKING FOR THE ASSINATION OVER THE TOP ROPE!!
Stew: BUT CHARLIE GRABS THE STEEL CHAIN NICK BROUGHT IN AND SMASHES IT INTO HAWK’S FACE!! CHARLIE IS STANDING ON THE APRON AS TYLER DROPS OFF HAWK’S SHOULDERS AND CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING ENZURGI INTO HAWK!! CHARLIE PULLS DOWN THE ROPES AND HAWK FALLS TO THE FLOOR!! TYLER PARKER HAS ELIMINATED HURRICANE HAWK!!!
Announcer: Hurricane Hawk has been eliminated!
Fan: GI and Carlos grab Liam and look for the double suplex which connects on the King of EAW! Scott rolls to the floor as he grabs a steel chair and sits next to us, is he taking a break or something?? Hades grabs Nick and looks for the CHOKE-SLAM!! BUT NICK LANDS BEHIND HIM, DROPKICK INTO THE ROPES!! AND NICK QUICKLY CHARGES AT HIM BUT HADES WITH A BIG BOOT, STOPPING NICK IN HIS TRACKS!!
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( Saviour by Skillet plays as Jacob Senn walks down to the ring )
Stew-O: Here comes the Elite champion, Jacob Senn at _#27! Jacob slides in and quickly goes after Nick, sending shots into him! Hades changes his focus to Carlos, as Carlos looks for the SPINNING BACKFIST!! BUT HADES BLOCKS AND GRABS CARLOS—-BRIMSTONE PILEDRIVER!! CARLOS IS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT AND HADES THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!! CARLOS IS DONE!!
Announcer: Carlos Rosso has been eliminated!
Fan: And GI Styles is up and he charges at Hades with a RUNNING KNEE!! BUT HADES SIDE-STEPS AS GI LANDS GROIN FIRST INTO THE ROPES!! AND HADES WITH THE BIG BOOT INTO GI!! GI HITS THE FLOOR AND THE NATIONAL EXTREME CHAMPION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!! THIS MAN IS UNSTOPPABLE!!
Announcer: GI Style has been eliminated!
Stew-O: And look at this, Diamond Cage grabs Ventura and connects with THE GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! OH MY GOD!! Tyler whips Liam off the ropes and looks for the hip-toss but Liam blocks and kicks Tyler in the mid-section and pulls him in —CATTERSON IMPACT!!! BUT TYLER COUNTERS WITH A BACKBODY DROP!! SENDING LIAM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! BUT LIAM HANGS ON, LIAM IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!! LIAM IS HANGING ONTO THOSE ROPES AS TYLER CHARGES AT HIM BUT ZACK CRASH KICKS TYLER INTO THE MID-SECTION AND PULLS HIM IN —-CRASH TEST!!! CRASH TEST ONTO TYLER AND TYLER SMARTLY ROLLS OUT OF THE RING…
Fan: And Nick has the steel chain as HE SWINGS AT JACOB, BUT JACON DUCKS AND TACKLES NICK TO THE MAT, SENDING FISTS INTO HIS HEAD!! Jacob gets off Nick, who gets up as Jacob whips him into the corner and Jacob charges but Nick with both feet up as Jacob stumbles backwards as Cage grabs him and HITS A DRAGON SUPLEX ONTO JACOB SENN!! THE ELITE CHAMPION DROPPED ON HIS HEAD!! BUT NICK CHARGES AT CAGE WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS ON CAGE!!
10…..9…..8….7….6…..5….4…..3….2…..1……BUZZ!!!!!!!
( Matt Ryders theme hits as he runs down to the ring )
Stew: I was talking to Matt and he said this would be a ONE-OFF appearance tonight in the Grand Rampage, unless of course he wins! Matt fires shots at people as Scott enters back into the ring and picks up the steel chair and BASHES IT INTO MATT’S HEAD!!! MATT STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES AS SCOTT CHARGES AT HIM — POINT BLANK!! THAT ELIIMINATES MATT RYDER!!! MATTS GONE!!!!
Announcer: Matt Ryder has been eliminated!
Fan: Nick attacks Scott but Scott knees him in the mid-section and throws him into the corner and Liam grabs Ventura, looking to throw him over! But Ventura blocks and kicks Liam in the gut, both men trading shots in the ring! Cage grabs Crash and battles him as the timer comes back down, who’s _#29??
10…..9…..8…..7…..6….5….4….3….2….1….BUZZ!!!!
( A cloud of purple lights show around the arena as Cinderella Man by Eminem plays )
( …A trap door opens as Extreme Enigma steps through the purple cloud and runs to the ring )
Stew: WHAT?!?! THAT’S… EXTREME ENIGMA??? EE?? EE IS _#29?? AND EE RUNS TO THE RING AND TAKES DOWN CAGE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! CRASH CHARGES AT EE BUT ENIGMA WITH THE LEG-SWEEP AND A LEGDROP!! LEGDROP ONTO CRASH!! I’M STUNNED FAN, I’M TRULY SPEECHLESS!! AND EE GETS UP AS LIAM CHARGES AT HIM BUT EE WITH FISTS INTO LIAM!! THIS IS MADNESS!! TRULY MADNESS!!
Fan: AND NICK COMES AT EE, LOOKING FOR THE GROUND ZERO!! BUT EE SHOVES HIM INTO THE ROPES AND NICK COMES BACK — TWIST OF FATE ONTO NICK ANGEL! EE IS ON FI—NO!! SCOTT WITH THE CLOTHESLINE!! EE DOWN!! JACOB UP BUT SCOTT WITH THE POINT BLANK ON JACOB!! VENTURAS UP BUT SCOTT WITH THE POINT BLANK!!!
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” This is something like the Holocaust”
”Millions of our people lost”
”Bow our heads and pray to the Lord”
”Til I die I’ma fuckin’ ball”
”Now who gon’ stop me?”
”Who gon’ stop me huh?”
Flashback: WAIT!!! SOMEBODY HOPPED THE BARRICADE!!! SOMEBODY IS BEHIND SCOTT…WHO IS THAT…OH MY!! THAT’S….DARK DEMON!!! DEMON IS BEHIND SCOTT, HE DOESN’T EVEN WORK HERE…HE QUIT!! AND SCOTT TURNS, HE’S SHOCKED!! HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S SEEN A GHOST!!!
Scott: YOU’RE NOT MEANT TO BE HERE!! YOU…YOU QUIT!!!
Demon: its nothing personal….
Fan: AND DEMON WITH THE ROLLING ELBOW INTO SCOTT , WHO HITS THE ROPES AND DEMON WITH THE CLOTHESLINE, TAKING BOTH MEN OUT!!!
Announcer: Dark Demon and Scott Diamond have been eliminated!
Fan: SCOTTS MAD!! BUT DEMON HOPS THE BARRICADE AND HITS THROUGH THE CROWD AS SECURITY STOP SCOTT!! WHAT THE HELL?? AND BACK IN THE RING, VENTURA CLOTHESLINES NICK OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
Announcer: Nick Angel has been eliminated!
Stew: And Hades comes at Ventura, lifting him for the CHOKESLAM!!! BUT EE WITH THE DROPKICK INTO HADES!! HADES HITS THE ROPES – ENZURGI INTO HADES!! HADES HITS THE FLOOR!!!
Announcer: Hades The Hellraiser has been eliminated!
Fan: And Cage grabs Tyler – GERMAN SUPLEX!!! BUT LIAM BACK UP AS CRASH CHARGES AT HIM BUT LIAM DUCKS AND THROWS CRASH OUT OF THE RING!!!
Announcer: Zack Crash has been eliminated!
Stew: Liam now grabs Jacob — CATTERSON IMPACT!!! JACOB IS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT AND LIAM THROWS HIM OUT!!!
Announcer: Jacob Senn has been eliminated!
Fan: Liam taunts but EE TURNS HIM AROUND —- TWIST OF FATE!!! IT CONNECTS!!! BUT HADES COMES BACK IN AND BIG BOOTS EE!! OH C’MON!! HADES IS STILL FURIOUS!!! AND HADES LIFTS EE UP AND THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING!! HADES SEEKING REVENGE!!!
Announcer: Extreme Enigma has been eliminated!
Stew: And Hades comes after EE, looking to add to the damage BUT EE STRIKES AT HIM!! HADES AND EE FIGHTING ON THE FLOOR!!! SECURITY TRYING TO SEPARATE THEM!! And in the ring, Cage grabs Liam and CONNECTS WITH THE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!! SENDING LIAM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!!!
Announcer: Liam Catterson has been eliminated!
Fan: And TYLER GRABS CAGE, TRYING TO ELIMINATE HIM!! BUT CAGE HANGS ON FOR DEAR LIFE!! BUT WAITTT!!! WAITTTTTTT!!!!!! VENTURA CHARGES, CLOTHESLINE TO BOTH CAGE AND TYLER, SENDING THEM TO THE FLOOR!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew: NO!!! NO WAY!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Ring Annnouncer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER OF THE 2013 GRAND RAMPAGE……..JOHNNNNYYYYYYYYY VENNNNTURAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fan: HE’S DONE IT!!! VENTURA HAS OUTLASTED 29 OTHER MEN AND HAS WON THE GRAND RAMPAGE!! I’M IN SHOCK BUT JOHNNY HAS DONE IT!! THIS IS UNBELIVABLE!!!
Stew: VENTURA HAS CASHED IN HIS TICKET TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!! JOHNNY VENTURA WILL HEADLINE PAIN FOR PRIDE!!! DREAMS BECOME REALITY!!!
( Johnny climbs onto the turnbuckle as fireworks go off )
( Pain for Pride 6 logo flashes )
( EAW logo buzzes )
