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Grand Rampage (2012)

( Highlights of past Grand Rampages are shown )

Voice: Tonight, is a night like no other. One man’s career will get skyrocketed to levels never thought possible. On this night, history will be made, dreams will be crushed and extremists will be made into legends.

( Camera shows previous Grand Rampage winners such as Masters and Captain Charisma celebrating their victories )

( LightWork by Lupe Fiasco begins playing in the background )

Voice: Out of the 120 that have attempted, 4 have succeeded, as for the other 116… heartbreak.

( Camera shows various extremists being eliminated from the Grand Rampage )

Voice: 30 men will compete, all for the grand prize of headlining Pain For Pride 5.

( Last year’s Pain For Pride logo is shown )

Voice: The road starts here… The Prologue to Stardom begins tonight…

( Camera fades inside the Palace of Auburn Hills, the camera shows a close up of the Pain For Pride sign hanging from the rafters, a barrage of pyro begins to shoot off as “Bullet in My Hand” by Redlight King blasts through the arena )

Stew: WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE FIFTH ANNUAL GRAND RAMPAGE!!! The people of Detroit are on their feet ready to witness history!! And history is certain to be made tonight as the road to Pain For Pride begins!… Stew-O here alongside my broadcast partner Hey Yo Chico, and I don’t know about you Chico but I can’t wait to dive into this!

HYC: Neither can I Stew, the Grand Rampage always promises to be a fantastic event, and I don’t see why this year would be any different, now let’s take it over to the Voltage broadcast team!!

Deadprez: Thanks guys, and ETR THIS IS IT!! WE’VE FINALLY ARRIVED AT THE GRAND RAMPAGE!! An event that could change the landscape of Voltage for a LONG time to come!…

ETR: There’s no doubt about that Prez, these fans have been waiting, I’ve been waiting… but the wait is over!! The opening contest of the Grand Rampage is about to get underway!! And we’ve just found out it will be the World Heavyweight Championship Match! YOU CAN’T GET ANY BIGGER THAN THAT FOLKS!!

( Highlights of the Ashten Cross/Captain Charisma feud are shown)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: The following is your opening contest of the evening…and it is for the WORLD! HEAVYWEIGHT! CHAMPIONSHIP!

(Ashten Cross’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger, from Charlotte North Carolina, weighing in at 223 pounds…being accompanied to the ring by The Enterprise…ASHHHTEEENNN CRRROSSSS!

Fena: I’m a little bit curious as to why LC and WWEFan have come to ringside for this match. I hope there are no plans of interference!

Starr: They may just be out here to support Ashten, but that may be just part of their plan for this match!

(LC and WWEFan sit down on two chairs beside the Announcers Table)

(Captain Charisma’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from New York City, weighing in at 212 pounds…he is the EAW World Heavyweight Champion…CAP-

Fena: And look at this! Cross slides out of the ring to meet CC on the outside and they’re slugging away! Both men sending forearms into the side of the heads of one another! This is chaos right off the bat! CC gets the better of Ashten and grabs him and whips him right into the steel post shoulder first! CC already doing some damage to the challenger here and now just stomping away at Cross. CC hasn’t even taken the World Heavyweight Championship off his waist!

Starr: CC has ahold of Ashten’s head and throws Cross into the barricade back first! What a brawl we’re seeing to kick off Grand Rampage here tonight in Detroit! CC comes back over to Cross, but Ashten sends an elbow to the midsection. It looks like Cross is trying to lift CC up! He’s got him up in a press and drops him down sternum first on the barricade! CC is rolling on the floor in agony and now Ashten has the momentum in this match!

Fena: Ashten is walking over to us, Starr, and is instructing Lethal Consequences to give him his chair! Cross has the chair and walks back over to CC, but CC sends a right hand into Cross’s stomach. It seems like that just made Cross even more furious AND ASHTEN SWINGS THE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT AT CAPTAIN CHARISMA’S HEAD! GOOD GOD THE IMPACT! CC IS KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS HERE AND WE MAY HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IF ASHTEN CAN ROLL HIM INTO THE RING!

Starr: This…this isn’t good, Fena. CC has not moved and I think he may have been legitimately knocked out. Cross is just standing over CC’s lifeless body with a smirk on his face and I think he knows that he may have just won this match already. Ashten slams down the chair and starts trying to pick up CC’s carcass. This is just disturbing. Cross gets him onto the apron and rolls him into the ring. Cross must know that CC is done for because he’s too busy trash talking the crowd! What an asshole!

Fena: Finally Ashten gets into the ring and makes the cover on CC. This is it, folks!

ONEEE!
TWOOOO!
THR-

Fena: WHAT?!?! CC KICKED OUT! MY GOD HE KICKED OUT! ASHTEN IS STUNNED! I’M STUNNED! HOW DID HE DO THAT?! Cross is pissed off and quickly gets CC back to his feet and is signaling for the Brainbuster! If this connects, no doubt in my mind that this one is over! No! CC sending right hands into the ribs and breaks free of Ashten! Ashten runs to him, but CC picks him up onto his shoulders! GORILLA WARFARE! THE ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT CONNECTS!! CC GROGGILY MAKES THE COVER!

ONEEE!
TWOOOO!
THRE-

Starr: ASHTEN KICKED OUT! ASHTEN KICKED OUT! Now it’s CC who is at a loss for words! That Gorilla Warfare came out of nowhere and for a second I really did think CC would win this match! CC now up to his feet in the corner, clapping his hands. I think he’s signaling for the Killswitch Bitch! If he connects with that, Ashten’s hopes of becoming a two time World Heavyweight Champion will be shattered! Cross slowly making his way up and here comes CC from behind him!

Fena: He’s got Ashten’s arms! KILLSWITCH BITCH! NO!!! ASHTEN REVERSES! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! BLOCKED BY CAPTAIN CHARISMA! SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK OUT OF LEFT FIELD FROM CAPTAIN CHARISMA! CC JUST TOOK ASHTEN’S HEAD OFF! MAKE THE COVER! He’s signaling for the top rope! Perhaps he’s thinking about Flying Peeps right now! He’s wasting an awful lot of time but finally he’s onto the apron and heading to the top turnbuckle! This isn’t good for Ashten at all! Will Captain Charisma put Ashten away and retain his World Heavyweight Championship?!

Starr: WAIT A MINUTE! ASHTEN JUST KIPPED UP!!! CC IS STILL CLIMBING TO THE TOP AND QUICKLY ASHTEN JUMPS ONTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE IN THE CORNER! HE SENDS A RIGHT HAND INTO CC’S STOMACH AND CLIMBS TO THE TOP! YOU…YOU DON’T THINK?!?! HE’S GOT HIS ARM WRAPPED AROUND HIS HEAD! NO! DON’T DO IT, ASHTEN!!! BRAINBUSTER ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! CC’S HEAD DRIVEN INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HOLY SHIT!!!! CC MAY HAVE A BROKEN NECK AS WELL! ASHTEN DRAGS CC’S BODY INTO THE MIDDLE AND MAKES THE COVER!!!

ONEEE!
TWOOO!
THREEEEE!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner and…NEWWWWW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! ASHHHTEEENNN CRRROSSSS!

(Camera pans over to LC and WWEFan whispering to each other, seated as Ashten is handed the World Heavyweight Championship)

Fena: New champ! New champ! New champ! Ashten Cross is the new World Heavyweight Champion!!

(WWEFan and LC finally get up and enter the ring clapping and exchanging handshakes with Ashten)

Starr: Do you know what this means, Fena? Not only is Ashten now a two time World Heavyweight Champion, but The Enterprise may be in control of Showdown now with Ashten as Champion! Just imagine if Lethal Consequences wins the Grand Rampage match tonight!

Fena: That is quite an eerie thought, but Captain Charisma has finally been dethroned as World Heavyweight Champion! What a way to kick off the show!

(LC and WWEFan exit the ring without Ashten Cross and head up the ramp as Ashten looks a bit confused still inside the ring)

(Camera pans backstage to a room, with a bell-pen for the Grand Rampage entry numbers as Moonlight Predator walks up to it and pulls out one of the entry balls)

Moonlight; Well, hawt dang…

(Colin Kaline walks into view)

Moonlight: Well, look who it is …

Colin: Yeah, it’s the greatest Interwire champion in history and the soon-to-be Grand Rampage winner.

Moonlight: You’re quite the dreamer pal.

Colin: Nah, the only dream is the rest of these idiots who think they actually have a chance at winning tonight, I always get the job done and nobody will eliminate me from this match, NOBODY.

???: Until I enter the ring and eliminate you…(Viper walks into view and pulls out one of the balls)

Viper *Looking at his number*: Not too bad, what you get Moonlight?

Moonlight *showing Viper*; It’s not that shabby, still have a better chance of winning than Colin over there, takes him two goes to beat Erik Yung of all people and now he thinks he can win the Grand Rampage.

Viper: Ha, I’ll be making him tap like a bitch and than take his title, Colin doesn’t have crap on me.

Colin *Pulling out a entry number*: Shut up the both of you, I bet this number is better than either of your numbers and when I win the Grand Rampage, you both are going to throw me a party.

Moonlight: Alright, so what’s your number …*Colin looks at the ball*

Colin: ….

Colin: NUMBER ONE?! THIS CAN’T BE RIGHT?!

MP & Viper: (XD) (XD)!!!

Colin: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?! FIRST THEY RANDOMLY CUT THE LIGHTS FROM MY MATCH OUT, THAN THEY CUT OFF MY MIC DURING COMMENTARY, NOW THEY GIVE ME NUMBER 1? WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT? I’M BEING TREATED UNFAIRLY! SCREW THIS, I’M GOING TO WWEFAN, HE’LL SORT THIS OUT :@

MP: Hahahahha…by the way Viper, my technical skills shits all over yours, hence why I’m an actual champion…

Viper: Please, I was making people tap while you were still getting breast feed by your momma. *The two continue to trash talk as they leave the room*

*A man, dressed in a dark trench coat with his face covered walks into the room, picking out a number from the bell-pen*

Mysterious man: _#30, eh? It’s like taking candy from a baby…

(The man walks off)

(Highlights of the Chris Hessian/Heart Break Boy feud play).

(Camera fades into the ring)

Ring Announcer: The following contest…is an I QUIT MATCH! The first man to say the words ”I QUIT” will LOSE THIS MATCH!!

(Chris Hessian’s music hits).

Ring Announcer: Introducing first.. ”the Dark Cloud of EAW”.. from ALBANY, NEW YORRRRK.. CHRISSSSSSSSSSSS HESSSSSSSSSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

ETR: Wow, Prez.. I cannot wait for this match! This match is going to be insane! Both these mean have such pent up rage between each other! Chris Hessian has been creating havoc on Voltage from tearing the ring up to attacking Heart Break Boy’s beloved, Heart Break Gal for no reason except that he wanted a match with the Heart Break Boy!

(The Heart Break Boy’s theme hits).

Ring Announcer: And his opponent.. the ”GOLDEN BOY”.. from CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.. accompanied to the ring by the HEART BREAK GAL.. THE HEART BREAK BOOOOOOOOOY!

Deadprez: Mhm. Hessian at first Hessian was denied the opportunity to take on the ‘Golden’ Boy’ by WWEFan, our vice president and Voltage general manager, Y2Impact who deemed the match ”too dangerous” to happen! But, eventually Hessian got his way and was given the match with him with the stipulation of ‘I QUIT’! I can tell you one thing, folks.. this match is going to be nothing but HELL for both of these men.

(DING! DING! DING!)

ETR: Both men circle the around the ring, not taking their eyes of one an other. Both men stalking each other around the ring. Hessian bounces of the ropes and try to hit a CLOTHESLINE ON THE HEART BREAK BOY! The Heart Break Boy ducks under the clothesline. Hessian trying to get a quick one put not succeeding. Now the Heart Break Boy tries getting the upperhand as he bounces of the ropes and hits a DIVING SHOULDER BLOCK ON HESSIAN! Hessian stumbles backwards and the Heart Break Boy is quickly up sending KNIFE EDGED CHOPS in to the CHEST OF HESSIAN!

Deadprez: Hessian stumbling backwards more from the chops! Hessian is now up against the ropes as the Heart Break Boy is delivering chops at a LIGHTNING SPEED! The Heart Break Boy now Irish-whips Hess– wait no, a reversal from Hessian sending the Heart Break Boy off of the ropes! HESSIAN NOW CHARGES TOWARDS THE HEART BREAK BOY AS HE COMES RUNNING BACK! A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! HESSIAN WITH A MIGHTY FORCE THERE! THE HEART BREAK BOY WAS TURNED INSIDE OUT BY THAT, PREZ!

ETR: The Heart Break Boy is now laying in to ring in pain as Chris Hessian exits the ring! Looks like Hessian is getting ready to get down to business! Hessian is searching under the ring, looking for a weapon as the Heart Break Boy begins to rise! Hessian can’t seem to find anything under the ring.. but as Hessian pulls his head from out under the ring THE HEART BREAK BOY IS NOW CHARGING TOWARDS HIM! SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! THIS KNOCKS HESSIAN BACK AS HE HITS OUR ANNOUNCING TABLE WITH A MASSIVE THUD! His skull hit off the table quite viciously!

Deadprez: The suicide dive not taking much out of the Heart Break Boy as he is quickly up! The Heart Break Boy is quickly up as he moves towards the bell-ringer’s area and grabs a STEEL CHAIR! The Heart Break Gal is cheering the Heart Break Boy on. Hessian is now on all fours, trying to get up.. but the Heart Break Gal kicks him RIGHT IN THE GUT! THE KICK TO THE GUT IS THEN FOLLOWED BY A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK! The Heart Break Boy now drops the steel chair on the floor and yells at the referee to ask Hessian if he quits or if he wants to continue!

Referee: DO YOU QUIT?!

Hessian (taking deep breaths as he speaks): Are you.. kidding me? You think.. I’m going to give.. up ALREADY?! NO!

ETR: I guess that’s a no, folks! The Heart Break Boy not wasting anytime as he picks up Hessian in front of our table! He hooks his arm around his neck! FISHERMEN SUPLEX! WAIT.. HESSIAN USING HIS WEIGHT TO KEEP HIM ON THE GROUND! THE HEART BREAK BOY TRIES AGAIN TO SUPLEX HIM ON TO THE TABLE.. BUT HE’S STILL UNABLE TO LIFT HIM! NOW HESSIAN PICKS UP THE HEART BREAK BOY IN A VERTICAL SUPLEX POSITION! THE BLOOD IS RUSHING THROUGH THE HEART BREAK BOY’S HEAD! HE NOW SLAMS THE HEART BREAK BOY DOWN ON THE TABLE! OUCH! I’M SURPRISED THE TABLE DIDN’T BREAK!! IT WAS SOME POWER! Hessian now turns around and goes looking for weapons as the Heart Break Gal rushes over to tend to the Heart Break Boy once Hessian is a good distance away! Hessian is now at the side of the ring pulling out a punch of weapons which he slides all in to the ring!

Deadprez: A kendo stick, three glass panes, two steel chairs, a wooden table, four sacks full of thumbtacks, a roll of barbwire a box of matches, a small container filled with petrol, two steel bars and 2 x 4 wrapped in barbwire! He’s really going all out! Hessian now goes back to the Heart Break Boy as he picks him up and tosses him back in to the ring! Hessian throws the Heart Break Boy off the ropes and as the Heart Break Boy comes running back he’s met with a MASSIVE BOOT FROM HESSIAN!

ETR:: Hessian is now using his time to set up the objects he threw in to the ring! Hessian wedges one of the steel chairs in between the turnbuckles.. he now picks up a table and leans it up against a turnbuckle! Hessian now grabs the sacks of thumbtacks a rips them open, spreading the thumbtacks all over the ring! Every part of the ring is now pretty much covered in thumbtacks! Hessian is now ready to inflict pain on the Heart Break Boy! HESSIAN THROWS THE HEART BREAK BOY OFF THE ROPES! THE HEART BREAK BOY COMES FLYING BACK! SPINEBUSTER!! NOOOO! OH MY GOD! THE HEART BREAK BOY HAS REVERSED THE SPINEBUSTER IN TO A TORNADO DDT! BAH GAWD KANG!!

Deadprez: CHRIS HESSIANS FACE SMASHES OFF THE CANVAS AS DOES HIS FACE WITH SOME THUMBTACKS! I BET HE’S REGRETTING THAT NOW! HESSIAN IS SCREAMING, PULLING THE THUMBTACKS OUT OF HIS FACE AS BLOOD DRIPS DOWN HIS FACE! HESSIAN IS ON HIS KNESS PULLING THE THUMBTACKS OUT OF HIS FACE BUT THE HEART BREAK BOY COMES UP BEHIND HIM WITH A KENDO STICK! HE’S NOW SENDING SHOTS FROM THE KENDO STICK IN TO HESSIAN’S BACK! HESSIAN’S BACK HAS NOW RED MARKS FROM KENDO STICK! HESSIAN STILL ON HIS KNEES AS THE HEART BREAK BOY BOUNCES OF THE ROPES AND LANDS A DROPKICK IN TO THE BACK OF HESSIAN’S SKULL! HE IS NOW DOWN! THE HEART BREAK BOY IS SCREAMING AT THE REFEREE, TELLING HIM TO ASK HIM THE IMPORTANT QUESTION!!

Referee: DO YOU QUIT?!

(Hessian doesn’t answer, as he lying on his stomach wiping the blood away. He then answers).

Hessian: NO.

ETR: And it’s a no from Hessian! Heart Break Boy quickly on the prowl as he grabs the kendo stick and begins to CHOKE HESSIAN WITH IT! HEART BREAK BOY PUSHING THE KENDO STICK DOWN ACROSS THE NECK OF HESSIAN! HESSIAN IS GASPING FOR AIR! HE’S KICKING HIS LEGS WILDLY! HE’S TURNING RED NOW!! HESSIAN USING THE LITTLE BIT OF STRENGTH LEFT IN HIM TO PUSH THE KENDO STICK OFF OF HIS THROAT! HE PUSHES WITH A FORCE SENDING THE HEART BREAK BOY BACKWARDS! Hessian is now on the mat, taking in as much as his lungs allow him! Hessian regaining himself as he stands up! The Heart Break Boy has his back turned to Hessian as he faces the ropes!

Deadprez: HESSIAN NOW CHARGES AT THE HEART BREAK BOY! THE HEART BREAK BOY TURNS AROUND WITH A GLASS PANE IN HAND WHICH IS 20 INCHES LONG AND WIDE! THE HEART BREAK BOY THROWS THE PAIN AT CHRIS HESSIAN! HESSIAN CATCHES THE GLASS PANE IS HIS HANDS!! OH MY GOD! THE HEART BREAK BOY JUMPS UP IN THE AIR AND HITS A SPINNING HEEL KICK RIGHT THROUGH THE GLASS PANE IN TO THE FACE OF HESSIAN! THE SHARDS OF GLASS DIG IN TO HESSIAN’S FACE AS HE FALLS TO THE MAT! THAT WAS BRUTAL! WHAT A CREATIVE MOVE FROM THE HEART BREAK BOY! HESSIAN IS NOW LAID OUT DEAD CENTRE IN THE RING! THE HEART BREAK BOY PICKS UP A STEEL PIPE AND BEGINS TO CLIMB THE ROPES.

ETR: The Heart Break Boy with a steel pipe in hand! HE’S GOING FOR THE HEART BREAK ELBOW FROM THE TOP ROPE! THE HEART BREAK BOY TUCKS THE PIPE UNDER HIS ARM PIT! THE HEART BREAK BOY JUMPS!! THE HEART BREAK BOY SOARING THROUGH THE AIR!! THE HEART BREAK ELBOW!! NOOO! CHRIS HESSIAN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! THE HEART BREAK BOY HITS THE MAT! HE ROLLS OVER ON TO HIS STOMACH IN AGONY! HESSIAN IS LAYING ON THE FLOOR, BLOOD DRIPPING FROM HIS SKULL WITH SOME THUMBTACKS AN GLASS SHARDS STILL IN HIS FACE! HESSIAN CRAWLS TOWARDS THE ROPES AND USES THEM TO HOIST HIMSELF UP, AS HE LIES AGAINST THE ROPES RESTING!

Deadprez: HESSIAN NOW MOVES TOWARD THE HEART BREAK BOY.. ANKLE LOCK!! HE’S GOT THE ANKLE LOCK! THE HEART BREAK BOY IS NOW SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HESSIAN IS SCREAMING AT HIM TELLING HIM TO QUIT! HESSIAN TWISTS THE ANKLE MORE! THE HEART BREAK BOY RAISES HIS HAND! HE’S TAPPING!! THE REFEREE KNEELS DOWN AND ASKS THE HEART BREAK BOY THE IMPORTANT QUESTION!

REFEREE: DO YOU QU–

ETR: WAIT! THE HEART BREAK BOY TUMBLES FORWARDS CAUSING HESSIAN TO BREAK THE HOLD! HE’S UP AND HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES CHARGING AT HESSIAN! BUT HESSIAN WITH A SPEAR! A SPEAAAAR! RIGHT IN TO THE CANVAS! THE HEART BREAK BOY ROLLS AWAY IN PAIN! OH MY GOD THERE’S A DENT IN THE MAT! Hessian now stumbles towards the weapons he threw in to the ring earlier! He picks up the barbedwired two by four and the container of petrol and throws the petrol over the barbed two by four. He now picks up a match and lights it! HE DROPS IT ON THE TWO BY FOUR! IT’S ON FIRE! OH MY GOD!

Deadprez: THE DAMAGE HE’LL DO WITH THAT! Hessian now staggers towards the Heart Break Boy with the flaming, barbed two by four! The Heart Break Boy is on all fours, trying to get up after than monstrous spear! AND HESSIAN SMASHES THE TWO BY FOUR OVER HIS BACK! THE HEART BREAK BOY FALLS FLAT ON HIS STOMACH! HESSIAN NOW SENDS QUICK SHOTS FROM THE FLAMING TWO BY FOUR IN TO HIS BACK! OH MY GOD! THAT PAIN MUST BE UNBEARABLE! HESSIAN IS SCREAMING AT THE REFEREE TO ASK HIM THE QUESTION!

Referee: DO YOU QUIT?!

Heart Break Boy: Nev– (Hessian now rests the flaming part of the two by four on to the back of the Heart Break Boy. The Heart Break Boy now screams out in pain)

Referee: DO YOU QUIT NOW?!

ETR: The Heart Break Boy rolls away out from under the flame, rolling out of the ring and screaming out in pain! Look at the burns of his back! HE MUST HAVE SECOND DEGREE BURNS THERE, PREZ! The Heart Break Gal rushes over towards him! OH MY GOD! LOOK AT THEM BURNS! HIS BACK LOOKS DISGUSTING!! PUS IS OOZING OUT OF THE SORES! Hessian steps through the ropes on to the apron and jumps down on to the floor as he goes after the Heart Break Boy to throw him back in to the ring! The Heart Break Gal backs away from the Hessian as he jumps down on the the mat and goes to pick the Heart Break Boy up. WAIT! THE HEART BREAK GAL RUNS AT HESSIAN AND JUMPS ON HIS BACK! THE HEART BREAK BOY IS NOW UP AND HE PUSHES HESSIAN IN TO THE STEEL POLE SENDING HIM IN SHOULDER FIRST AS THE HEART BREAK GAL JUMPS OFF!

Deadprez: GREAT TEAM WORK FROM THE HEART BREAK BAND THERE! The Heart Break Boy falls down on to his knees still in agony from those backburns! I’m surprised he didn’t say ‘I quit’ then and there when he was practically being burned alive, Prez.. the Heart Break Boy is a determined fighter! Hessian is now on the floor mat grasping his shoulder! The Heart Break Gal approaches Hessian and STOMPS HIM IN THE STOMACH WITH HER POINTY, HIGH HEELED BOOTS! SHE NOW STOMPS HIM IN THE GUT ONCE MORE! HESSIAN IS GASPING FOR AIR, BEING WINDED IN THE PROCESS!

ETR: The Heart Break Boy is now up as he picks up Hessian and tosses him in to the ring. Hessian is laid out dead centre in the ring. The Heart Break Boy approaches the wooden table leaning against the turnbuckle with a container half full of petrol and a match in hand! He soaks the table with petrol and lights the match and tosses it on to the table, setting it alight! THE TABLE IS NOW ON FIRE, FOLKS! The Heart Break Boy drags Hessian over towards the table.. he picks him up! HE’S GONNA SUPLEX HIM THROUGH THE TABLE! THE HEART BREAK BOY PICKS HESSIAN UP! HE’S GONNA SET HIM UP FOR THE SUPLEX! WAIT, NO!! HESSIAN HEADBUTTS THE HEART BREAK BOY IN THE STOMACH!

Deadprez: HE NOW KICKS HIM IN THE GUT!! HE LIFTS HIM UP! HE’S GOING FOR THE BUCKLE BOMB THROUGH THE BURNING TABLE! WAIT! THE HEART BREAK GAL JUMPS IN TO THE RING! SHE HAS A STEEL PIPE IN HAND! SHE KNOCKS HESSIAN ACROSS THE HEAD WITH THE PIPE! HESSIAN FALLS BACKWARDS CAUSING THE HEART BREAK BOY TO FALL ON TOP OF HIM! I BET THE HEART BREAK BOY IS GLAD THAT THE HEART BREAK GAL WAS THERE TO SAVE HIS ASS! The Heart Break Boy gets up off of Hessian and staggers to the corner diagonally opposite the flaming table! HE GRABS ON TO THE ROPES! HE’S TUNING THE BAND!! THE HEART BREAK GAL JOINS HIM IN TO TUNING!

ETR: ONE! TWO! THREE! HESSIAN IS RISING! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! HESSIAN IS UP! SEVEN! HE TURNS AROUND!! THE HEART BREAK BOY CHARGES! SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! NO! HESSIAN DUCKS UNDER THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC! THE HEART BREAK BOY TURNS AROUNDS! WHAT?! WHAT IN GOD’S NAME!! THE HEART BREAK GAL SWEET CHIN MUSICS THE HEART BREAK BOY CONNECT WITH HIS CHIN! THE HEART BREAK BOY STUMBLES FORWARD, DAZED FROM THE SUPERKICK! HESSIAN KICKS HIM IN THE GUT! HE PICKS HIM UP!! HE WALKS TOWARDS THE FLAMING TABLE! THE HEART BREAK BOY IS SCREAMING ”I QUIT, I QUIT, I QUIT!” HESSIAN IGNORES HIM! HARSH KARMA THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE! OH MY GOD! IT’S OVER!! HESSIAN HAS WON IT! THE HEART BREAK BOY QUIT!

(DING!! DING!! DING!!)

Announcer: AND YOUR WINNER.. CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSS HESSSSSSSSSSIAAAAAN!

ETR: WHAT A MATCH!! BUT WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT THAT THE HEART BREAK GAL WOULD OF SCREWED THE HEART BREAK BOY? The Heart Break Band were such a strong unit!

Deadprez: Well, I’m sure all is to be revealed on Votlage, ETR! Great win for Hessian! WHAT A GRUELING MATCH!

(Camera pans to the Heart Break Boy who is motionless as he lays on the broken shards of the table. The Heart Break Gal walks up the ramp, with a smile on her face).

( Reckless Wiring DVD Ad is shown )

(Camera pans to the Heart Break Gal, confidently walking around backstage as Eve runs up to her)

Eve: HBG! Excuse me, HBG! *HBG continues to walk off, approaching one of the locker room doors*

Eve: HBG!! …Ugh, stupid five dollar whore..

HBG *Turning around*: What did YOU just call me?

Eve: Oh, now I got your attention? I just wanted to ask what the hell did you just do to HBB out there?

HBG: Oh, you’re mad at that? You’re mad HBB got what was coming to him? Well …TOO FREAKING BAD.

Eve: What?

HBG: I’m not going to explain myself to you or to anybody else tonight, I’ll do that on Voltage this week but lets just say, Chris Hessian was actually right about HBB…

Eve: What?! You’re telling me, you’re with Hessian now?! But, didn’t he just attack you constantly for weeks?

HBG: Oh Eve …no wonder you’re a interviewer, you’re so stupid. No, I’m not with Chris, Chris is still ugly and I wouldn’t lower myself down to your standards to be with him, no there is somebody else, somebody much more talented than HBB that I’d rather spend time with and be a partner with …like I said, you’ll know on Voltage.

HBG *Stepping into the locker room*: Hey baby…(Camera fades to ringside)

(Camera fades to the ring announcer standing in the middle of the ring)

Ring Announcer: The following contest LIVE at Grand Rampage is scheduled for ONNNEEE FAAALLLLL and is for the KING of EXTREEEEME TITLE SHOT!

(Superior Quality 85’s theme hits)

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the CHALLENGER, from Fife, Scotland, weighing in at 227 pounds, SUPPPERRIOORRR QUALLLIIITTTYYYYYYYYY 85!!!!!

Starr: Here we go! What a night we’ve already have tonight on the road to Pain for Pride! After this match is set and done, we will know which one of these men will be headlining Pain for Pride.

(King Demon’s theme hits as he walks out holding his crown)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Galway, Ireland, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the 2012 KIIINNNGGG OOOFFFF EXXXTREEEMMMEE, KIIIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGG DEEEMMMMOOOONNNNNNN

Fena: Well, this match has been built off twists and turns over the past couple of weeks. Superior Quality is looking to be the dream crusher tonight while Demon looks to prove to everyone that he is well on his way to capturing a world title.

(Ding!Ding!Ding!)

Starr: Look at this sight right here! Two desperately hungry men on the chase of the ultimate stardom on Showdown! The fans here in Detroit cannot wait for the night of action we have in store! Demon and SQ, pacing the ring, they’ve been at each other’s throats and tonight it all comes to this! Both men approach other now, Demon extends one hand as SQ takes a hold of it, let’s see who can take control to kick this off.

Fena: Demon lifting the second arm but SQ quickly grabs Demon’s complete arm and twists it all the way around! Demon jumping around as SQ shoves him against the ropes, there’s an Irish whip to the opposite site, SQ waits for a huge clothesline on the return—but Demon ducks it! SQ turns back around, only to get caught with an arm whip by Demon! SQ bounces off the canvas but springs back up, but look out, another arm drag!

Starr: No, SQ counters it and breaks the toss! Both men standing next to each other trying to overpower the other, SQ with a sneaky elbow to the gut after removing his arm from the hold! And there’s a Russian leg sweep by Quality! Demon however to roll on his back up to his feet after that one at meet SQ in the middle of the ring again right some right hands! SQ getting rocked, and there’s a back kick to the back of the knees of SQ who gets floored! Incoming elbow drop to SQ—who rolled out of the way, that must have stung the current King of Extreme!

Fena: Demon bounced back into a sitting position after that miss and gets caught with a quick kick to the spine! Sick shot there as SQ reaches down and brings Demon to his feet here, facelock, Demon lifted up in the suplex position—-and—-dropped forward back down again! Demon clutching his midsection there as he got back to his feet, snapmare by SQ! Another strong kick, no! Demon blocked it by lying back down flat, but quickly springing back up again to roll up SQ who threw a major kick! Here we go!

ONNNEE!
TWWOO!!

Starr: Not that time! SQ able to push away as both men scramble to their feet yet again, Fena a lot of back and forth action here to kick this off. SQ goes for a gut kick, but caught right in the hands of Demon—SQ trying to pull something else off in this position but gets his leg twisted around for a leg whip!

Fena: LOOK OUT! DEMON GOING FOR THE CLUTCH! DEMON’S CLUTCH! SQ rolls to his back and delivers a kick to the face of Demon, nice save there! Demon gets rocked back to the ring ropes, here comes SQ again!

Starr: SQ with a quick rush to the ropes, OH MAN BACK BODY DROP! SQ FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR! That’s the kind of action we’ll be seeing later tonight in the Grand Rampage match! Hard landing by SQ there! Demon on his knees in the ring trying to get his breath as SQ begins to stir once again. Demon in complete control here as SQ begins to get to his knees, Demon looks to be doing something big here!

Fena: Demon off the opposite ropes—-GOOD GOD A HUGE SENTON BOMB OVER TO THE TOP ROPE ONTO SQ! Perfect, just a perfect landing there! That was nice, and the risk paid off as SQ’s head bounces off the floor once again! Demon on fire here! He’s got that blood pumping now as he brings a dazed SQ back to his feet! Demon now looks over to those steel steps, Irish whip!

Starr: COUNTERED! SQ answers back with a whip of his own, AND DEMON CRASHES INTO THE STEEL STEPS SHOULDER FIRST! Oh man what a big break for Quality! And now SQ taking advantage with some huge stomps onto the back and shoulder of a downed Demon! Could this be the downfall of the King? SQ yelling at some fans who show their disapproval.

Fena: Can’t take your eye off the prize! SQ now grabbing Demon by his neck and tights and slides him into the right, he looks like dead weight here! SQ covers!

ONNNEE!!
TWWWOO!

Fena: Demon gets the shoulder up! SQ stays grounded as he switches his position and applies an armbar! Nice armbar in the middle of the ring by SQ, the possible new King if Demon taps here! He’s applying great pressure as Demon is squirming in pain, trying to find an escape. Trying to reach something but he’s dead center!

Starr: Oh man! This is not good! Spoke too soon perhaps, Demon is trying to free himself by standing up! He’s using his free arm to get some leverage, he’s on his side, SQ trying to force him back down to the canvas! But Demon using all his power and might to escape! Demon is almost completely to his feet, only getting kept down by that arm that could be ripped apart at any moment!

Fena: DEMON NOW USING HIS FREE ARM TO HELP LIFT SQ UP—-WOW! POWERBOMB STYLE DROP DOWN! AND DEMON HAS ESCAPED! Amazing! Demon staggers a way for a second, checking on his own arm as SQ holds onto his neck and he struggles to get to his feet, back and forth so far! Both men once again square up, this is about even as you can get!

Starr: Demon with a quick right hand to the face of SQ, followed by an Irish whip into the corner! SQ with a hard thud into that—LOOK OUT! RUNNING FOREARM INTO THE CORNER! SQ MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND DEMON CRASHED CHEST FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Demon holding onto his chest as he backs away, SQ chargers off the ropes, looking for some rebound offense!

Fena: MAFIA KICK OUT OF NOWHERE! DEMON ABLE TO CONNECT WITH A MAFIA KICK AS SQ RETURNED OFF THE ROPES! JESUS HOW DID HE DO THAT?? You talk about bringing the pain, Demon is not holding anything back! Both men down, both men exhausted!

(Replay is shown)

Starr: SQ thought he could answer back with a huge move off the ropes after dodging the forearm but BAM! Demon with a Mafia Kick out of nowhere! He needs the pin right now! But nobody is moving an inch, what a standstill here in Detroit! Demon crawling, inching to the limp body of SQ! He’s got the arm over!

ONNNEEE!!!
TWWWOOOO!!!
THHR–

Fena: Quality kicks out! He’s kicked out yet again! This match rolls on and these fans can’t believe it! Demon rolling away as he gets to his feet while SQ rolls out of the ring, smart move there. SQ standing outside by the apron, coughing up some blood perhaps! Demon now to his feet walking over to the ropes, reaching for SQ—

Starr: OH WHAT A STRONG RIGHT HAND TO DEMON! HE WAS REACHING OUT THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE AND GOT ABSOLUTELY NAILED THERE! Demon felt that one and collapsed back into the ring! Wait look at that, SQ had brass knuckles! That sneaky bastard had a set of brass knuckles and he used them on Demon! You can’t blame him for doing anything necessary though! SQ with a powerful shot!

Fena: The brass knuckles might have sealed the deal tonight in Detroit! SQ with a huge grin there! As he finally rolls into the ring he looks down at a motionless King Demon, maybe former King! He’s looking around nodding in approval before reaching down for him! Oh no! He brings Demon up to his knees, to his feet now! I can feel it! This has to be it—–SQ HOOKS IT—- LIFT UP—-QUALITY DRIVER! QUALITY DRIVER NAILED FLAWLESSLY!

Starr: Oh man! Oh man what impact! Demon has been laid out yet again, I think he was out before that already! Superior Quality is hooking the leg….

ONNEEE!!!
TWWWOOO!!
THREEE

Starr: NO MY GOD! NO DEMON KICKS OUT! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! DEMON KICKED OUT AFTER A WICKED SHOT AND QUALITY DRIVER! SQ is livid in disbelief and I think so are most of the people here tonight! Demon’s eyes are still semi-glazed over! And SQ is frantically trying to think of what he can do next. Fena, at this point, I don’t know what’s left!

Fena: This is what he has left to do! The DEATHLOCK STF! He’s reaching for the leg, trying to get Demon on his stomach—-ANOTHER WILD KICK TO THE FACE OF SQ! DEMON IS GETTING SOME MIGHT FROM DEEP DOWN! SQ gets rocked with that kick as Demon gets to his feet, here comes SQ though with a massive clothesline! DEMON CAUGHT HIS ARM THOUGH, AND HE BRINGS HIM DOWN IN A DDT FASHION! AND NOW HE’S JUST GOT THAT ARM HOOKED!

Starr: He’s disarming SQ’s hand from those brass knuckles! He’s tearing them off his fingers! He’s got them off and drops them down onto the canvas! Demon lets go as both men reach their feet—-HUGE KICK TO THE TEMPLE OF SQ! GOOD LORD! SQ COLLAPSES—BUT ROLLS ONTO THE APRON, ALMOST SLIDING OFF TO THE FLOOR! No way Demon can pin him from there! What a tough break, he needs to scramble to get him into the ring here!

Fena: Demon reaching over, SQ standing on the apron now, Demon going for a suplex into the ring here! SQ blocks it! He blocked it! He just drove Demon’s neck right into that top rope as he bounces back into the ring! Oh man this is too close to call! SQ’s time is now! He’s rushes back into the ring! He’s stalking Demon, getting ready for another huge move!

Starr: Demon turns out—SQ with a kick to the gut! QUALITY DRIVER TIME! He’s hooking him in between his knees this time! What the hell is this?!? WAIT! DEMON WITH A HUGE BACK BODY DROP! SQ GOES FLYING DOWN! DEMON GRABBING THE KNUCKS, DEMON WITH THE KNUCKS!

Fena: OH MY GOD HE JUST CLOCKED SUPERIOR QUALITY WITH THOSE BRASS KNUCKLES, WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS! SQ IS STILL STANDING AFTER THAT MAJOR BLOW, BUT HE’S DAZED—ROLLING ELBOW! HOLY SHIT! HE GOT HIM! HE GOT HIM! DEMON COLLAPSES OVER SQ!

ONNNEEE!!!!
TWWWOOOOO!!!!
THHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!

(Ding!Ding!Ding!)

Starr: WOW! WOW! IT’S OVER! DEMON WINS, DEMON RETAINS!

Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, and STILL THE KING OF EXXXTREEEMMMEEEE, KIIIINNNGGGGGG DEEEEEMMMMMOOOONNNNNNNNNNN!!!

Starr: Can you believe it?! Demon has survived, the dream lives on!

(Demon rolls out of the ring holding the crowd up high)

Fena: Unbelievable contest here tonight! Congrats are in order for Demon who went to Hell and back tonight! Now he looks toward Pain for Pride V, and I cannot wait!

(Demon is shown hugging the crown)

(Camera fades to Scott Diamond in his locker room, warming up as MosesX is playing NBA 2K12 on a PS3 in the background)

Scott: How you doing there Moses?

Moses: I’m losing 89-0, I see what they mean by white guys can’t jump, UGH :@

Scott: Sigh …you’ll never grasp that there is a shoot button, huh? *A knock is heard on the door, as Flashback walks in*

Scott: What do you want now?

Flashback: Uh, just wanted to know how you are preparing for your upcoming match against Alexander Da Vinci?

Scott: You think I’m dumb? You think I’m going to spill out all my plans in front of a live camera? I’m not that dumb Flashback but I’ll tell you this …tonight Alexander Da Vinci can go visit his Team Burial pal CM Banks in the retirement home because just like I put Banks into retirement, I’m going to put ADV into a retirement home.

Scott: I shouldn’t have to defend my title against ADV, I’ve beaten him at two FPVs in a row and yet, Maria insists on me making me face him again. Not only is she obviously biased but I guess ADV must be giving her favours, along with Hawk but that wouldn’t surprise me a bit, both of them are good at using sledgehammers anyway.

Scott: All jokes aside, ADV is done, finished tonight. No more title shots, no more ‘one more attempt’’, ADV will be FINISHED.DEAD…BURIED.

Flashback: Um…Okay, well thank you for your time Mr.Diamond….what the hell? Really Moses? 124-0? Are you that bad? My mother can even score in that game (hehe)

Moses: SHUT UP :@ *Moses pulls the PS3 out and throws it in the direction of Flashback, knocking him out*

Scott: Wow, you’re throw is better in real life than in a game…

(Moses X stands up and starts to walk out with Scott)

Scott: Moses stay here…

Moses: What?

Scott: Listen, I need to shut everyone up for once, these people still don’t take me seriously as Answers World Champion, they’re still calling both my wins against ADV flukes. I need to prove to all of them that those wins aren’t flukes. That I’m as good as I say I am… I need to go out and beat Alexander Da Vinci… alone, do you understand?

Moses: Yeah… I understand.

Scott: Good.

(Scott grabs his Answers World Championship and walks out of the lockeroom as the camera fades to black)

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVRmtYR9VCM is shown )

( Video package highlighting the feud between Scott Diamond and Alexander Da Vinci is shown )

( Camera fades into the ring )

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Ring Announcer: The following contest set for one-fall, is for the ANSWERSSS WORLDDD CHAMPPIONSSHIPP!! And if Alexander Da Vinci fails to win tonight, he will never get another at the Answers World Championship as long as Scott Diamond is champion!

( Alexander Da Vinci’s theme hits as he walks to the ring with a sledgehammer gripped in his right hand )

Ring Announcer: Introducing first, the challenger! From Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 260 pounds!!… ALEEXXANDDERRRR DAAA VINCCCIII!!

Stew: Can you imagine what’s going through the head of Alexander Da Vinci right now? He knows that this could be his last chance at the Answers World Championship at least for the foreseeable future… it’s all or nothing for him tonight. He needs to win tonight if he wants any chance at headlining Pain For Pride.

( Alexander Da Vinci leans the sledgehammer up against the barricade and rolls into the ring )

HYC: Alexander Da Vinci has been through so much this year, he’s spent the majority of it chasing after the Answers World Championship after losing it back in January, and you just have to wonder what happens to him, where does he go from here if he is to lose here tonight?

( Scott Diamond’s theme hits as he walks to the ring with the Answers World Championship proudly hanging from his shoulders )

Ring Announcer: And his opponent, from Long Island, New York… weighing in at 275 pounds!!… HE IS THE ANSSWERSS WORLDD CHAMPIONN!!… SCOTTTTTT DDDIIAAAMMMONNNDD!!

Stew: It’s all come down to this… One match… one last match to determine the future of the Answers World Championship! It’s been a great experience to watch Scott Diamond grow since becoming the Answers World Champion and he has a lot going for him right now, but that could all come crashing down if he loses his championship to Alexander Da Vinci, there is little room, if any to make a mistake, and he knows that.

HYC: Believe me Stew, Scott won’t make any mistakes tonight, the stakes are just too high, not only is the Answers World Championship up for grabs, but Maria has guaranteed the winner will walk into Pain For Pride as the Answers World Champion… this one should be fun to watch.

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Stew: And we’re underway with the Answers World Championship match for the Grand Rampage!! Scott and ADV circle the ring… and it’s vital to get the advantage early on in, as it could set the tone for the rest of the match. ADV lunges at Scott but he pushes him away!! These two know each other so well, this being the third time they’ve clashed in as many months… AND NOW THEY LOCK UP!! Scott quickly switches to a waist lock… and now to a headlock wrenching the head of Alexander Da Vinci, perhaps trying to cut-off the circulation.

HYC: ADV pushes Scott off sending him into the ropes… ADV CONNECTS WITH THE HIGH KNEE SENDING SCOTT DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! Scott gets back to his feet and backs himself into the corner holding his jaw. ADV comes charging but Scott quickly escapes out of harm’s way and lands a right hand on Alexander Da Vinci. And now a second one…. And a third! Scott Diamond unloading on Alexander Da Vinci forcing him down into the corner! Scott takes a few steps back… HE COMES RUNNING AND DRIVES HIS BOOT INTO THE FACE OF ALEXANDER DA VINCI!!

Stew: What a shot! Scott drags ADV out of the corner and into the center of the ring, he drops down and hooks the leg!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… NOPE NOT ENOUGH!! ADV GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!

HYC: Scott pulls ADV to his feet by the hair, and connects with a knife-edge chop before sending him him into the ropes. Scott drops his head… BUT ADV REVERSES IT INTO A FACEBUSTER!! SCOTT STAGGERS BACK.. ON SPAGHETTI LEGS!! AND NOW GETS TAKEN OFF HIS FEET WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! SCOTT GETS BACK TO HIS FEET AND GETS KNOCKED DOWN BY ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE!! BACK TO HIS FEET AGAIN AND THIS TIME SWINGS AT ADV WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT MISSES WILDLY… ADV DROPS HIM WITH A BACK SUPLEX AND NOW ADV IS GAINING MOMENTUM, THAT’S BAD NEWS IF YOU’RE SCOTT DIAMOND!!

Stew: No doubt about that Chico, you can’t let ADV build up this kind of momentum. Scott tries to roll himself to the outside but ADV catches him on the apron!… He grabs him and pulls him back to his feet… BUT SCOTT PUSHES ADV’S HEAD DOWN AGAINST THE ROPES WHICH CAUSES ADV TO STUMBLE BACK A BIT!! SCOTT STEPS BACK INTO THE RING CHARGES AT ADV AND DRIVES HIM DOWN INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SPINEBUSTER!! AND SCOTT ISN’T LETTING UP HERE AS HE LANDS A FEW HARD PUNCHES TO THE HEAD OF ALEXANDER DA VINCI ONE AFTER ANOTHER!!

HYC: Scott finally lets up and gets back to his feet. He taunts at his opponent to get up, Scott feeling extremely confident here, ADV starting to stir but you can easily see that the effects of this match are starting to take a toll on him. He gets back to his knees but Scott once again unloads with a right hand! ADV falls back against the ropes but comes back with a shot of his own! And now ADV starting to gain some ground as he lands another shot!! AND NOW A STRAIGHT FOREARM TO THE JAW THAT TAKES SCOTT DIAMOND DOWN!!

Stew: ADV gets Scott back to a vertical base and whips him into the corner, Scott’s spine lands hard against the steel… ADV COMES CHARGING AND CONNECTS WITH THE CLOTHESLINE!! HE RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!! And now ADV grabs Scott and sits him on top of the turnbuckle!! And now ADV starts climbing up, he connects with a few punches… this could be disastrous Chico! SCOTT NOW JUST REALIZING HE’S IN DANGER TRIES TO PUSH ADV OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE BUT IT’S TOO LATE!! ADV GRABS SCOTT’S ARM AND PUTS IT BEHIND HIS BACK… AND THE SUPERPLEX!! A HUGGEEEE SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE!! I CAN’T TELL WHO GOT THE WORST OF IT!!

HYC: BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!! AND THAT’S ONE OF THE DISADVANTAGES OF THE SUPERPLEX!! IT DOES AN INSANE AMOUNT OF DAMAGE TO YOUR OPPONENT, BUT YOU COULD ALSO HURT YOURSELF IN THE PROCCESS, AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT WE SAW HERE!! ADV STARTS TO STIR HERE!! SCOTT DIAMOND STILL DOWN… ADV CRAWLS OVER TO SCOTT DIAMOND… HE DRAPES THE ARM OVER HIS CHEST!! WE MAY HAVE A NEW CHAMPION RIGHT HERE AND NOW!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… BUT NO SCOTT KICKS OUT!!

Stew: ADV rolls off of Scott Diamond, and oh no… LOOK CHICO!! ADV GLANCES OVER AT THAT SLEDGEHAMMER THAT HE HAD BROUGHT WITH HIM TO THE RING, A SICK SMILE NOW COMING ACROSS HIS FACE!! He steps out to the apron, and now the floor… HE GRABS THE SLEDGEHAMMER AND BRINGS IT INTO THE RING… SCOTT DIAMOND STILL STRUGGLING TO MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET FOLLOWING THAT SUPERPLEX… ADV GRIPS THE WEAPON… HE’S STALKING SCOTT WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER… SCOTT FINALLY MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET AND TURNS AROUND… ADV CHARGES FULLSPEED WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER AND HE LUNGES WITH IT BUT SCOTT DIAMOND DUCKS!! HE DUCKS UNDER THE SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT MY GOD I THINK SCOTT JUST SAW HIS LIFE FLASH BEFORE HIS EYES RIGHT THERE!!

HYC: BUT SCOTT ISN’T OUT OF THE WOODS YET!! HE’S STRANDED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH ADV WHO STILL HAS THE SLEDGEHAMMER FIRMLY GRIPPED IN HIS HAND WHILE SCOTT IS EMPTY HANDED!! AND LOOK AT SCOTT!! HE’S CHALLENGING ADV… IS HE INSANE?! HE’S CHALLENGING ADV TO COME AT HIM… ADV OBLIGES AND CHARGES WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER AGAIN BUT SCOTT WITH A LOW BLOW!! HE SUCKERED ADV INTO THAT ONE!! SCOTT WITH A LOW BLOW TO ALEXANDER DA VINCI WHO SLUMPS DOWN INTO THE MAT!!

Stew: And now Scott has ADV exactly where he wants him, Scott can basically do anything he wants to ADV. You have to be careful though, you don’t want to waste too much time… AND HE PICKS UP THE SLEDGEHAMMER!! AND IF SCOTT CONNECTS WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER… THAT’S IT!! HE WALKS OVER TO ADV AND DRIVES THE SLEDGEHAMMER DOWN AT ADV… BUT HE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! AND BACKS HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER… WHERE DOES ADV GO HERE?! WHERE IN THE EXACT OPPOSITE SCENARIO THAT WE WERE IN A LITTLE WHILE AGO! NOW IT’S SCOTT WHO HAS THE WEAPON AND ADV LOOKING TO ESCAPE THIS SEQUENCE UNSCATHED!!

HYC: ADV IS LIKE A DEER IN FRONT OF HEADLIGHTS!! HE’S HELPLESS!! SCOTT TAKES A SWING BUT ADV AVOIDS IT! AGAIN!… IT’S LIKE A CAT AND MOUSE GAME… SCOTT’S CHASING ADV AROUND THE RING… HE CHARGES AT HIM AGAIN WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER… BUT ADV WITH THE ACE OF SPADES!! THE IMPACT OF SCOTTS SPINE AGAINST THE CANVAS ECHO’S THROUGHOUT THE ARENA HERE IN DETROIT!! I CAN’T BELIEVE ADV PULLED THAT OUT OF HIM!! AND NOW HE HOOKS THE LEG… IS THIS IT?!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—NO IT’S NOT!! SCOTT GET’S HIS SHOULDER UP!!

Stew: SOO CLOSE!! AND I BET A FEW PEOPLE WERE HOLDING THEIR BREATHS ON THAT ONE THERE CHICO!! SCOTT ROLLS TO SAFETY… ADV FOLLOWS HIM AND GETS HIM TO HIS FEET… BUT SCOTT WITH A THUMP IN THE EYE OF ALEXANDER DA VINCI!! AND NOW SCOTT BEGINS CLIMBING THE ROPES… SOMETHING THAT WE DON’T NORMALLY SEE FROM THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION BUT HE’S WILLING TO PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS TO RETAIN HIS TITLE TONIGHT… SCOTT LEAPS OFF LOOKING FOR THAT SHOULDER BLOCK BUT ADV MEETS HIM WITH A KICK TO THE GUT!! AND OH MY!! HE HOOKS HIS ARMS… THE LAST STAND!! IT CONNECTS OH MY GOD THE LAST STAND CONNECTS!!

HYC: BUT ADV COLLAPSES NEXT TO SCOTT DIAMOND!! HE’S EXHAUSTED!! BUT IF HE CAN JUST SOMEHOW GET AN ARM OVER SCOTT DIAMOND, THIS ONE IS AS GOOD AS OVER!! I DON’T KNOW IF ADC HAS ENOUGH!! I DON’T KNOW IF HE HAS ENOUGH ENERGY TO PIN SCOTT DIAMOND HERE!!… WAIT A MINUTE!! ADV RAISES HIS ARM UP AND LAYS IT ON TOP OF SCOTT DIAMOND!! NEW CHAMPION!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THRR—EE—NO!! I DON’T BELIEVE IT BUT SCOTT KICKED OUT OF THE LAST STAND!!

Stew: I’M SHOCKED CHICO!! ADV ROLLS OVER IN ASTONISHMENT, THE LOOK ON HIS FACE TELLS A PERFECT STORY… I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER SEEN A LAST STAND DELIVERED WITH MORE PURPOSE, MORE PRECISION THAN THE ONE WE JUST SAW THERE… MAYBE ADV CAN’T BEAT SCOTT DIAMOND!! ADV MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET AND GRABS SCOTT BY THE HAIR… BUT LOOK!! SCOTT TRIPS ADV UP AND TAKES HIM DOWN!! NOW LOOK AT THIS CHICO!! SCOTT IS TRYING TO LOCK IN THE LIFE SENTENCE!! CAN HE SUCCESSFULLY APPLY IT?!

HYC: HE HAS IT!! THE LIFE SENTENCE IS LOCKED IN!! WHAT HAPPENS HERE?! SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAVE TO GIVE!! ADV REACHES OUT TOWARDS THE ROPES BUT THEY’RE TOO FAR AWAY!! AND THE WAY YOUR BODY IS POSITIONED IN THIS TYPE OF HOLD… IT MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO CRAWL SO THE ROPES ARE OUT OF THE QUESTION, ADV EITHER HAS TO FIND SOME WAY OUT OR TAP!! SCOTT REARS BACK PUTTING EVERYTHING HE HAS INTO THIS!! ADV HAS NOTHING, NOWHERE TO GO!! HE HAS TO TAP!! HE RAISES HIS HAND AND HE—

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Zx-6QFmwo plays )

Stew: WHAT?!?! WHAT THE HELL?!?! YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!! IT’S CM BANKS!! AND REMEMBER, SCOTT COST BANKS ABOUT FOUR OR FIVE MONTHS OF HIS CAREER!! BANKS IS HERE AT THE GRAND RAMPAGE!! SCOTT QUICKLY LETS GO OF ADV AND RUSHES OUT OF THE RING TO GO AFTER BANKS!! BUT BANKS STARTS PUMMELING INTO SCOTT DIAMOND WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS!! SCOTT TRYING TO FIGHT BACK BUT BANKS IS TOO QUICK AND SWIFT!! SCOTT CAN’T DO ANYTHING!! WAIT A MINUTE.. LOOK OUT!! IT’S MOSES X!! MOSES WHO WAS TOLD TO STAY IN THE BACK BY SCOTT, I BET SCOTT WISHES THAT HE DIDN’T SAY THAT!! MOSES GOES TO GRAB BANKS BUT BANKS MEETS HIM WITH AN ELBOW INTO THE MID-SECTION… AND NOW A KICK RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE!! MOSES X GOES DOWN AND BANKS TURNS HIS ATTENTION BACK TO SCOTT!!

HYC: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!! IT’S CM BANKS!! AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT SCOTT DESERVES!! BANKS GETS SCOTT UP AND THROWS HIM INTO THE RING STEPS!! SCOTT FLIPS OVER THEM!! BANKS LIFTS UP THE RING APRON AND PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR!! BANKS RAISES THE CHAIR HIGH OVER HIS HEAD AND WHACKS SCOTT DIAMOND ACROSS THE BACK!! HE DOES IT AGAIN!! AND NOW A THIRD TIME!! THREE VICIOUS CHAIR SHOTS OVER THE BACK OF SCOTT DIAMOND!! BANKS IS COMPLETELY DESTROYING HIM, AND I STILL DON’T THINK HE’S DONE!! HE ROLLS DOWN HIS KNEEPAD AND BRINGS SCOTT TO HIS FEET!!

Stew: BANKS TOSSES HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS… OH MY!! THE GO TO RETIREMENT ON THE EXPOSED KNEE!! GTR RIGHT TO THE TEMPLE!! THAT HAD TO HAVE FELT SO GOOD FOR BANKS!! HE GETS SCOTT TO HIS FEET AND ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING… ADV COVERS!!

ONEEE!!… TWOOO!!… THREEE!!

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( Alexander Da Vinci’s theme hits as he is awarded the Answers World Championship )

Ring Announcer: Your winner… AND NEW ANSWERSS WORLDD CHAMPIONN!! ALEEXXXANNDERRRRR DAAAA VINCCCIIII!!

Stew: ON HIS LAST CHANCE ADV WINS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FOR A SECOND TIME THANKS TO AN ABSOLUTELY MAMMOTH SIZED ASSIST FROM CM BANKS WHO HAS STUCK IT TO SCOTT DIAMOND TONIGHT!!

HYC: Like I said before Stew, this is EXACTLY what Scott deserved, Banks lost a good chunk of his career because of Scott Diamond and now Banks has taken the most important thing away from Scott, and that is the Answers World Championship. We never thought we’d see Banks inside an EAW ring again but there he is!! Back and dare I say, better than ever!!

( CM Banks celebrates with ADV as pyro begins to shoot off and confetti starts to fall )

(Camera pans to Y2Impact in his office, preparing for his match when a knock is heard on the door)

Y2Impact: Come in …

(WWEFan walks into the office)

Impact: Oh …it’s you.

WWEFan: Yeah, how you doing? Anyway, I just wanted to talk to you about Voltage for a moment …

Impact: What about it?

WWEFan: Yeah, I just wanted to say I signed somebody to a Voltage contract earlier this evening…

Impact: You did what? Who is it?

WWEFan: Oh, that would be telling now, wouldn’t it Impact? All I can really tell you is that it’s quite the big signing, a bombshell signing if you will …but in any regard, he won’t be making any appearances until the Defiance Free-Per-View and if you want to know who it is, well figure it out from the videos.

Impact: You’re kidding me? You handle business for MY show and you won’t even tell me who you signed? This is outrageous…you know what nevermind, I don’t care who it is…

WWEFan *sticking his hand out*: Good luck tonight Impact…

Impact: I don’t need luck, I’m the best in the world at what I do. You go find Kawajai and you give him your luck and then you can go back to the Enterprise locker room to continue the jerk fest.

(WWEFan walks out of the office, mumbling words underneath his breath)

(The camera pans to a dark room, a voice is heard in the background)

Voice: At Defiance, I shall emerge like a phoenix from the ashes, from the hell I put myself into …to seek vengeance and devastation upon those who have wronged me, who have betrayed and have mocked me. I shall wreak havoc among you all.

( http://youtu.be/TmrxhH1ZdNI begins to play )

(Camera pans back to the ring)

(Highlights of Kawajai/Y2Impact feud plays on the screen along with the EAW championship graphic)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall and it is for the E!!…A!!….W!!! CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

(Y2Impacts theme hits as he confidently walks down to the ring)

Ring Announcer: First, making his way to the ring from Seattle, Washington weighing in at 226lbs, he is the challenger and the Voltage general manager …..Y2IIIIMMMMMMMPPPPPPPAACCCTTTT!!!

ETR: Well this is the Voltage main event ladies and gentlemen and this has quickly turned from a big world title match to one of the most anticipated matches in EAW today and in recent memory and tonight Y2Impact can not only add the EAW championship to his list of achievements, but also the honour of being the very first man to hold all three world titles in one career.

Deadprez: Impact has only lost twice since returning to EAW and in both of those times, he’s lost through some method, either getting low blowed or getting his foot knocked off the ropes. Impact has one possibly the most dangerous finishing move in his arsenal – The Codebreaker. Kawajai has fallen to it twice and so has everybody else who has received it so far.

(Kawajai’s theme hits as he walks out, with a new blonde hair dye running down the side of his head)

Ring Announcer: And, his opponent, making his way to the ring from New Jersey, he is the E!!..A!!!…W!! CHAMPION ….KAWAAJJJJAAAIIII!!!!!

ETR: Kawajai has had the most title defensives of an EAW champion since the Heart Break Boy, he’s defended against Moonlight Predator, against Heart Break Boy and against Eddie Mack and tonight is his fourth title defensive in a row, each match caused more damage to Kawajai and you have to got to believe they have taken it’s toll over the champion tonight.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

ETR: Both men meet up in the centre of the ring, trading words as this thing has gotten very heated lately and we now finally get to see who is the best, not only in EAW but in combat sports! …And Kawajai is the first to strike with a slap to the face of Impact! Impact fires back with a punch and another one, and another! Impact backs Kawajai into the corner and chops the hell out of his chest, Impact is unleashing weeks of pent up anger on Kawajai and Impact now Irish-whips Kawajai into the opposite turnbuckle but Kawajai runs up the turnbuckle and LEAPS OFF!! …KAWAJAI ADJUSTS IN MID-AIR, TWISTING AROUND AND CATCHING IMPACT DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY! KAWAJAI HOLDS IMPACT DOWN FOR THE COVER!

ONE!

Deadprez: But Impact easily pushes Kawajai off him, both men are getting to their feet as Kawajai hits a quick missile dropkick to the face of Impact! Impact though side-steps it as Kawajai quickly gets to his feet and Impact charges for a running bulldog on Kawajai, but Kawajai shoves him into the ropes and knocks Impact down with a shoulder block! …Kawajai now runs off the ropes but Impact with a drop toe hold and Impact leaps over, looking to lock in a crossface! But Kawajai easily slips out and both men get to their feet as Kawajai with forearms, Impact with chops!

ETR: Kawajai now with European uppercuts, Impact kicks Kawajai in the mid-section and Irish-whips Kawajai into the turnbuckle, Kawajai though instead again jumps up onto the top of the turnbuckle but Impact charges, SHOVING KAWAJAI OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND HE LANDS JAW FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! …Kawajai is slumped by that barricade as Impact slides out of the ring and grabs Kawajai, leg sweeping him to the floor and looks for a CATAPULT INTO THE RINGPOST!! BUT KAWAJAI GRABS ONTO THE RINGPOST AND PUSHES HIMSELF UP TO THE TOP OF IT AND LEAPS OFF WITH A MOONSAULT INTO IMPACT!! BOTH MEN DOWN!!

Deadprez: HOW DID HE DO THAT?!THAT WAS SPIDERMAN TYPE STUFF! …Both men are down but that was simply incredible from Kawajai, amazing stuff as he uses the barricade to get up and he grabs Impact up and rolls him back into the ring, Kawajai is hurting from that moonsault and fall into the barricade but he’s fighting through, Kawajai climbs up from the apron to the top rope, Impact is starting to get up …AS KAWAJAI LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE WITH ANOTHER CROSSBODY! BUT IMPACT CATCHES HIM IN HIS ARMS AND SCOOP SLAMS KAWAJAI DOWN TO THE MAT! NO! KAWAJAI DROPS OFF HIS SHOULDERS AND CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING ENZURGI INTO THE BACK OF IMPACTS HEAD!

ETR: Impact stumbles into the turnbuckle and Kawajai charges with a MISSILE DROPKICK INTO THE CORNER!! NO!! IMPACT SIDE-STEPS IT AS KAWAJAI CRASHES FEET FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! …Kawajai is down as Impact slides out of the ring and grabs both legs of Kawajai and PULLS HIM GROIN FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!! Impact now grabs Kawajai and what the ….OH MY GOD!! FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK AROUND THE RINGPOST!! KAWAJAI IS SCREAMING IN PAIN, KAWAJAI MAY HAVE TO TAP OUT HERE, HE CERTAINLY LOOKS LIKE HE WILL NOW PREZ!!

Deadprez: But Impact breaks the hold, clearly wanting to do more work to Kawajai as Impact slides into the ring and Kawajai is getting up but Impact chop blocks him back down, Impact now stomps on the legs and Impact is just TOYING with Kawajai here, Impact now grabs both legs of Kawajai and IMPACT IS LOOKING FOR MILLENIAL INCARCERATION!! THE WALLS OF IMPAC—NO!! KAWAJAI PULLS IMPACT IN FOR A INSIDE CRADLE!! HE’S CAUGHT HIM!!

ONE!!! …..TWO!!! …..NO!!! IMPACT KICKS!!

ETR: Kawajai almost caught Impact off guard and Kawajai is struggling to his feet as Impact is back up and charges with a running forearm, but Kawajai ducks underneath and grabs Impact into a RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! Impact landed right on his torso and Impact rolls out of the ring, Kawajai is regaining himself as so is Impact on the floor and Impact is getting up as Kawajai is too and Kawajai rushes off the ropes …RUNNING SUMMERSAULT PLANCA INTO IMPACT!! BUT IMPACT CAUGHT KAWAJAI!! IMPACT DROPS KAWAJAI TO THE FLOOR AND KEEPS HIS LEGS UP …MILLENIAL INCARCERATION!! IMPACT HAS THE WALLS OF IMPACT LOCKED IN ON THE FLOOR!!

Deadprez: WHAT A COUNTER THAT WAS, I’VE NEVER IN MY LIFE SOMETHING LIKE THAT BEFORE AND KAWAJAI IS STRUGGLING, KAWAJAI IS TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT BUT HE CAN’T, IMPACT IS TIGTHENING THE PRESSURE AND …KAWAJAI TAPS OUT!! KAWAJAI TAPPED, HE TAPPED!! BUT IT WON’T EVEN COUNT SINCE IT’S ON THE FLOOR BUT THE STORY HERE IS, IMPACT MADE KAWAJAI TAP!! IMPACT WON’T LET THE HOLD GO, IMPACT WANTS TO DESTORY KAWAJAI HERE TONIGHT AND HE’S GOING TO!!

ETR: KAWAJAI THOUGH, SOMEHOW MANAGES TO ROLL THROUGH AND IMPACT FLIES FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! OH MY GOD!! …Both men are down, the damage has been done to Kawajai, Kawajai is trying to slowly get up by crawling to the ring frame as Impact is starting to come around, Impact is getting up and he staggers before crawling onto the ring apron, with Kawajai as both men slowly get up and they exchange fists, neither man letting up but Kawajai kicks Impact in the gut and lifts him up …BRAINBUSTER ON THE APRON!! IMPACTS SKULL JUST GOT DRIVEN INTO THE RING APRON!! Kawajai is slowly rolling back into the ring as Y2Impact is motionless here …

Deadprez: Kawajai is crawling to the turnbuckle, slowly climbing up the turnbuckles and he regains a bit of himself before LEAPING OFF!! …DIVING FOOT STOMP INTO IMPACTS HEAD ON THE APRON!! OH MY SWEET JESUS CHRIST!! KAWAJAI QUICKLY ROLLS IMPACT INTO THE RING AND MAKES THE COVER!!

ONE!!! …..TWO!!!! …..NO!!!! IMPACT ROLLS A SHOULDER UP!!!

ETR: Oh my gosh, both men are bringing out the heavy guns tonight as Kawajai is now trying to crawl for the turnbuckle, Kawajai is slowly climbing up the turnbuckle, Kawajai is positioning himself ….PHEONIX SPLASH!!! CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH!!! IT CONNEC—NO!!! IMPACT ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!! KAWAJAI CRASHED AND BURNED INTO THE MAT!! Impact is slumped on the bottom rope, clutching onto his head and regaining himself, usually Impact would pounce and go for the cover but he is way too hurt to even do it …Impact is using the ropes to get up and he’s sizing Kawajai up for something here …

Deadprez: Kawajai is barely moving, his ribs, his leg and back are all hurt now but Impact lifts him up and LEAPS!! CODEBREA—NO!!! KAWAJAI SIDE-STEPS AS IMPACT CRASHES TO THE MAT, KAWAJAI GRABS IMPACTS LEG FOR THE K-STRETCH BUT IMPACT KICKS KAWAJAI INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, IMPACT IS SLOWLY GETTING TO HIS GROGGY FEET AS KAWAJAI STEPS OUT OF THE CORNER, BOTH MEN ARE SLUGGING IT OUT!! RIGHT FISTS FROM KAWAJAI! LEFT FISTS FROM IMPACT!! BOTH MEN SLUGGING IT OUT AND KAWAJAI LOOKS TO HAVE WON THE—CODEBREAKER!! IMPACT HIT THE CODEBREAKER!!

ETR: OH MY GOD!! KAWAJAI IS LAID OUT!! NOBODY HAS KICKED OUT OF THE CODEBREAKER SINCE IMPACT FOUR MONTHS AGO, KAWAJAI HAS FALLEN TO IT TWICE AND LOOKS TO BE A TRICE!! IMPACT SLOWLY CRAWLS OVER!! IMPACT HOOKS BOTH LEGS OF KAWAJAI!!!

ONE!!! …..TWO!!!!!! …….THR—-EE!!!! NOOO!!!!!! KAWAJAI JUST ROLLED A SHOULDER UP A MILSECOND BEFORE THREE!!!

Deadprez: WHAT?! HOW DID …HOW DID HE DO THAT?! HOW DID KAWAJAI KICK OUT?! I’M STUNNED, IMPACT IS STUNNED!! KAWAJAI ROLLS OUT OF THE RING FOR SAFETY AS IMPACT FOLLOWS, IMPACT DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW! IMPACT PICKS UP KAWAJAI AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE!! Impact’s head is still hurting, hence his groggy walk over to the timekeeper and grabs the ringbell, Impact walks back over and SWINGS THE RINGBELL INTO KAWAJAI’S HEAD!!
ETR: But Kawajai fights back with kick to the gut, Kawajai is fighting back with rights and lefts as Impact drops the ring bell, both men are fighting up the ramp, they have unleashed on each other as Kawajai kicks Impact in the gut …POWERBOMB INTO THE TITANTRON!! OH MY GOD!! Impact is staggered as Kawajai groggily comes over but Impact uppercuts him, both men are working on second gear, on the will to destroy each other as tensions have risen and Impact connects with a LEAPING ENZURGI!! KAWAJAI STAGGERS BACK TO THE EDGE!! HE’S GONNA FALL OFF!!

Deadprez: KAWAJAI IS KEEPING HIS BALANCE, TRYING TO STAY ON HIS FEET AS IMPACT CHARGES ….OH GOD!! LOU THESZ PRESS!! BOTH MEN GO FLYING OFF THE STAGE AND RIGHT INTO THE ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT!! BAH GAWD KANG!!! THEY’RE DEAD!! THEY HAVE GOT TO BE DEAD!! (An explosion goes off as the camera feed get lost for a few brief moments)

ETR: OH MY GOD!! ARE THEY OKAY? THE EQUIPMENT JUST ERUPTED INTO AN EXPLOSION!! I THINK WE’RE WORKING ON A BACK-UP GENERATOR BUT THE DAMAGE TO IMPACT AND KAWAJAI IS DONE!! OFFICALS ARE RUSHING OUT HERE AND THEY HAVE TWO STRECTHERS …CAREFULLY PULLING BOTH MEN OUT OF THE BROKEN WRECKAGE AND SLOWLY INTO THE STRECTHERS ….

Deadprez: Sadly ladies and gentlemen, this match is over, neither man can physically continue the match and they are being strecther’d out here, technically Kawajai will retain his EAW championship but I doubt this will be the last from these two men…

(Camera fades to Ashten Cross sitting on a chair, looking down at his newly won World Heavyweight Championship)

(Camera pans to a door opening as Eddie Mack is shown walking through)

(Ashten has a startled look seeing Mack, and quickly jumps out of his seat to approach him)

Mack: Woah Cross, relax… I’m not here for any trouble. In fact, I wanted to talk to you for a second. It’s about the Enterprise… I got nothing against you; it’s just those other guys, LC and Fan.

(Ashten thinks to himself for a second and takes a seat again to listen)

Cross: What are you trying to tell me?

Mack: Well, if you ask me, they’re more risk than they are reward for you. I’m not just saying that because it seems that I’ve been a target of the assault you guys have on “leeches.” What’s all this about “doing the right thing?” Something doesn’t seem to add up here, don’t you think? Sure, you got a second chance to put yourself at the top of the mountain, but is it worth all the risk? Is it worth being known as a traitor in your “partner’s” eyes?

Mack: Whenever Fan and Consequences talk, don’t they always say how the title is useless. It’s a fools gold, that the world title is the evil of EAW. Do you honestly, truly think that they like you being World Heavyweight Champion now? You saw their delayed reaction when you beat CC, they-

(Suddenly, the door is heard opening again as Mack turns around and comes face-to-face with WWEFan and Lethal Consequences)

Fan: What a nice surprise, gentlemen. If it isn’t Eddie Mack in the Enterprise locker room. Are my eyes deceiving me or do I really see the enemy trying to infiltrate the system? If you think you can pull a fast one of us, you’re wasting your time.

(Lethal Consequences steps up closer to Eddie’s face)

LC: Eddie if you don’t want your ass on a one way ticket back to Melbourne, I suggest you take a hike. NOW!

Eddie: Call your mutt off, Fan. Like I told Ashten, I don’t want any trouble here. I’m just trying to open his eyes to what’s really going on with the two of you…

(Eddie slowly backs away and begins to exit the room)

Fan: Oh wait, Mack, before you go, I thought I’d let you know of something pertaining to you. Next week on Dynasty you will be facing Lethal Consequences, and if you are able to win the Grand Rampage tonight, then congratulations, but the joy may be short-lived. Because then you will have to defend the title shot when you face LC next week.

Fena: WHAT?!

Starr: How is that fair at all?! Eddie Mack is a prime hopeful tonight, but if he wins, he’ll have to defend his shot against LC!

(Eddie Mack is shown visibly upset as he storms out of the room)

(Fan and LC now turn their attention to Ashten Cross)

LC: What was that all about, huh?

Fan: What did that leech want from you, Ashten? I’ll tell you what though, whatever it was that this said is nothing but bull, you know that right? He’s the tumor of EAW. It’s nothing but false propaganda, trying to turn you against us just to pry you from the unit.

LC: You know that all three of us are out for The Enterprise’s best interests.

(LC pats Ashten on the shoulder and exits the room with WWEFan, leaving Ashten alone to think to himself)

(Camera Fades)

( Highlights of Grand Rampage IV are shown )

Voice: What is it that decides our future? Do we really have the power to change our fates? Or is it in the hands of a higher power?

( Various extremists such as Hurricane Hawk, Viper, Moonlight Predator, George Copeland, Eddie Mack, Colin Kaline, Devan Dubian, Erik Yung, The Prince of Phenomenal, Superior Quality 85, and the Heart Break Boy are shown looking up to the sky )

Voice: Do we determine our destinies? Or has it all been planned out for us?

( The four previous Grand Rampage winners are shown )

Voice: These four men, whether were always meant to or not, rose to the occasion and became immortal. Tonight another man will join these four, he will forever be enshrined in history. The Prologue to Stardom begins… RIGHT NOW!!

(“Lord Knows” by Drake plays through the arena as spotlights circle around the stage and ring)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the FIFTH annual GRRRRANNNDDDD RAAAMPAGGEEEE MATCH!

(Crowd roars in excitement)

Ring Announcer: The rules of the Grand Rampage are as follows. The two Extremists who drew number 1 and number 2 will start off this match. In 90 second intervals, an Extremist will enter the Rampage until all 30 men have entered the match. Every fifth entrant will have the opportunity to bring a weapon into the match. The ONLY way to be eliminated is to be thrown over the top rope with BOTH feet touching the floor. The last Extremist still standing will be declared the winner of the match…AND WILL EARN A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT PAIN FOR PRIDE V!

Ring Announcer: At this time ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, legendary boxing ring announcer, MICCHAEELLLL BUUFFFFFFERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

(Crowd applauds as Michael Buffer now takes his spot in the middle of the ring)

Michael Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, after the world watched in anticipation, after all the talk and speculation, this is the moment we’ve ALLLLL been waiting for! So from the Palace at Auburn Hills in Detroit, Michigan…..for the thousands in attendance……and the millions watching LIVE around the world………..LLLLLLLLLLEEETTTSSS GETTT READYY TO RAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(Colin Kaline’s music hits)

Fena: Well as we saw earlier, Colin Kaline drew the first spot in the 2012 Grand Rampage!! And from the looks of it, doesn’t seem happy.

Ring Announcer: Introducing the man who drew Number One! From Bridgeport, Connecticut, weighing in at 215 pounds…he is the INTERWIRE CHAMPION…COLLLIIIINNNN KAAALINEEEE!

ETR: Kaline has been having some weird stuff going on lately, and I think he believes this is part of it, it almost seems as if someone’s out to get him!

Stew: Let’s see who has drawn number two! Who could it be?!

(Hurricane Hawk’s music hits)

ETR: WHAT?!?! IT’S HAWK! HURRICANE HAWK IS NUMBER TWO!

Ring Announcer: And the man who drew Number Two! From Jacksonville, Florida, weighing in at 235 pounds…HURRRRIICAAANEEE HAWWWWKKKKK!

Fena: The former World Heavyweight Champion has drawn number two! And Hawk doesn’t look happy either, you never want to be one of the first two in the Rampage! But nontheless Kaline and Hawk doing battle to start this match off! I have a feeling this Grand Rampage is going to be one to remember, fellas!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew: The Fifth Annual Grand Rampage has officially begun! Hawk and Kaline lock up in the middle of the ring, and Hawk pushes Kaline into the corner. Hawk slowly releases the lock up…BUT HE JUST SLAPPED KALINE ACROSS THE FACE! WHAT UTTER DISRESPECT! Kaline storms out of the corner in anger, but Hawk catches him with a snap scoop powerslam! Hawk quickly gets Kaline and pushes him against the ropes, trying to lift him over and quickly eliminate Kaline!

Fena: Kaline is fighting it off with elbows to the side of the head and it works as he gets dropped back down to his feet. Hawk comes at Kaline, but Kaline with a beautiful Japanese arm drag! Hawk quick to his feet, but Kaline sends him back down with a second armdrag! Momentum is on Kaline’s side now as he goes for a third…but Hawk stops it and instead pushes him into the ropes and delivers a huge clothesline! Kaline was sent directly into the ropes and now Hawk is looking to clothesline him over!

ETR: But Kaline moved and now he’s got Hawk’s right leg hooked, trying to lift him over the top rope! Hawk is holding onto the top rope, trying to avoid elimination here! Hawk miraculously drops back down and connects with a huge boot to Kaline’s jaw, sending him into the corner! Now Hawk’s looking to get ahold of Kaline’s leg and try to send him over!

(Countdown clock appears on the tron starting at 10 seconds)

Stew: Here we go!

(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…. BUZZZZZZZZ!)

(Straight Edge Suicide’s music hits)

Fena: It’s SES! SES is our third entrant in the Grand Rampage! All three brands represented in the first 3 entrants! SES slides into the ring and immediately heads over to the corner where Hawk’s still trying to eliminate Kaline! Hawk sees this coming and releases Colin and sends an elbow to the face of SES. Kick to the midsection, followed up with a snap DDT! SES getting manhandled already by Hurricane Hawk! But here comes Kaline as he spins Hawk around and delivers a Roaring Elbow!

Stew: Hawk may have been knocked out as he drops down to the mat in a heap! Kaline focuses his attention on SES now, but SES with a quick right hand to the stomach! SES back to his feet and he delivers an Enziguri to the back of Kaline’s head! Oh my! SES is pointing to the top rope! Is this guy nuts?! He just has to be pushed off and he’s eliminated! That’s not stopping him though as he heads to the apron and starts climbing to the top!

ETR: I can’t imagine what he’s thinking of doing here, guys! SES is on the top turnbuckle and he’s ready to fly! Here he goes! 630 SPLASH!!!! COLIN! COLIN GOT HIS KNEES UP! STRAIGHT EDGE SUICIDE LANDS GUT FIRST ONTO COLIN’S KNEES AND FROM BEHIND! HAWK GRABS STRAIGHT EDGE SUICIDE AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!

Ring Announcer: Straight Edge Suicide has been eliminated!

Stew: Quick elimination there, but that was a high risk maneuver to begin with! Tough luck for SES, but it looks like our fourth entrant is on the way!

(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…. BUZZZZZZZZ!)

(Zack Crash’s music hits)

ETR: It’s Zack Crash! One Voltage Extremist replaces another and he’s our fourth entrant! Crash enters the ring and Hawk takes a swing at him, but Zack catches it! SIDE EFFECT! SIDE EFFECT ON HURRICANE HAWK! But right there is Kaline who goes right a right hand, but it’s blocked and instead he sends a boot to the midsection and grabs ahold of Kaline’s head…ADRENALINE RUSH! THE CROSS RHODES CONNECTS ON THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION AND ZACK CRASH IS MAKING A HUGE IMPACT ALREADY!

Fena: Crash focuses his attention back on Hawk and slowly picks him up in the corner. Zack reaching for one of Hawk’s legs, but Hawk sends a knee right to the face! Hawk grabs Zack..IMPULSIVE LEGACY!!! THE MIC CHECK SENDS ZACK’S HEAD BOUNCING OFF THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! Hawk is ready to toss Zack out! Crash is absolutely out of it right now and Hawk gets him on his shoulders and is trying to send him over the top rope! He does!

Stew: But Crash lands on the apron! He saved himself from elimination! Zack’s trying to focus after that Impulsive Legacy and Hawk doesn’t he even realize Crash is still in this match! Hawk’s about to turn around and Crash jumps onto the top rope! SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE ON HAWK! HAWK’S ARROGANCE HAS COME BACK TO HAUNT HIM! Kaline though now has Zack by the waist and sends him over with a German Suplex! Huge move to stop Crash’s momentum!

Fena: Here we go! Who’s number five?!

(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…. BUZZZZZZZZ!)

(Erik Yung’s music hits)

Stew: Erik Yung! YungGang is in the house! Yung enters the match with a… KENDO STICK!! Erik takes a swing at Kaline and connects! Good Lord what a shot by that Kendo Stick! Hawk though from behind grabs Erik’s neck and delivers an inverted backbreaker! Erik Yung stopped right in his tracks after delivering that chairshot to Colin Kaline! Hawk goes to grab Erik, but Zack Crash from behind grabs ahold of Hawk’s arms! He’s going for the Crash Test! Here comes Kaline, who delivers a massive uppercut! Crash may have been knocked out from that uppercut!

ETR: Kaline grabs Zack and tosses him over the top rope, but again Crash lands on the apron somehow! Colin delivers a dropkick and Crash is sent into the barricade on the outside! Wow!

Ring Announcer: Zack Crash has been eliminated!

ETR: That now makes two eliminations in this match and now it’s Kaline, Hawk, and Erik still in the Rampage! Kaline’s still trash-talking to Zack on the outside, but here comes Erik! YUNG WITH A HUGE RUNNING KNEE IN THE CORNER! Zack is dazed and Erik’s trying to lift him over the top rope! Look at this! Hawk has joined Yung and is now double teaming Kaline to try to eliminate him here! Colin is using all of his power to try to stay in this match and keep his Pain For Pride hopes alive!

(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…. BUZZZZZZZZ!)

Fena: Who is it?!

(Eddie Mack’s music hits)

Stew: IT’S EDDIE MACK! DYNASTY’S VERY OWN IS NUMBER SIX! Mack slides in and charges toward Erik and Hawk, trying to eliminate them as they try to eliminate Kaline! Could we see a HUGE three man elimination here?! Mack can’t do it as he drops both Hawk and Erik down and instead sends Erik into the ropes FOR A HUGE FLAPJACK! ERIK LANDS FACE FIRST FROM THAT FLAPJACK! Oh my! Mack’s signaling for the Swaggin’ Elbow! Detroit is on their feet!

Fena: Eddie sends himself into the ropes and comes back…SWAGGIN’ ELBOW CONNECTS! HUGE MOMENTUM HERE FOR EDDIE MACK! Hawk though spins Mack around and grabs him for the Legacy Cutter! No! Mack pushes him off and into the corner! Mack closely follows behind up and runs…BIG BOOT! BIG BOOT IN THE CORNER THAT SENDS HAWK TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! NOW MACK IS TRYING TO PUSH HAWK OFF TO ELIMINATE HIM! But from behind is Kaline who German Suplexes him over! Close call for Hurricane Hawk!

ETR: Kaline stomping away at Mack and here comes Yung who runs onto Mack AND DELIVERS A BIG TIME STEP UP ENZIGURI! Oh man what impact! Kaline staggers away into the corner! Now Erik Yung picks up on the onslaught of Eddie Mack! Now driving down to double axe handles! Erik Yung looking to sky rocket his career once again after tonight! Hawk now approaching Yung as he brings up to his feet, nice European Uppercut there! Yung gets rocked to the ropes, not where you want to be!

Stew: Hawk now whipping Yung across the ropes here! What speed and force—–HUGE POWERSLAM BY HAWK!

(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…. BUZZZZZZZZ!)

ETR: Here were go! Here we go! Number 7!

(Hass Johnson’s theme hits)

Stew: Oh man! Former New Breed Champion Hass Johnson is added to the mix! He comes dashing into the ring here and gets right into a fistfight with Hurricane Hawk! Back and forth exchange here! Neither men slowing down—BUT FROM BEHIND! ERIK YUNG TAKES DOWN HAWK WITH A CHOP BLOCK! And look out! Mack now back to his feet, charging at Hass, HUGE KNEE FACEBUSTER TO HASS! Both men collapse for a second!

Fena: Kaline now turns Erik Yung and delivers a huge headbutt sending him off Hawk! Kaline now coming back into the picture, WOAH! KALINE LIFTING ERIK YUNG ON HIS SHOULDERS! KALINE NEARING THE ROPES! Erik is on the edge of falling in defeat! ERIK IS OUT! NO! HE USED THE ROPES TO HOLD HIMSELF TO THE APRON! Erik Yung saved himself this time! Eddie Mack now pummeling Hass Johnson with some right hands! Mack whips Hass off to a corner—NO! HASS COUNTERS!

ETR: Mack goes crashing into the corner instead! Hass now scrambles over and delivers a few knees to the midsection! Hass in control here as he heads to the 2nd turnbuckle, right in front of the former National Extreme Champ! He might want to be careful here! Hass now gesturing his right hand, and—-RIGHT HANDS INTO THE HEAD OF MACK!

(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…. BUZZZZZZZZ!)

1 SHOT! 2! 3! 4! MACK! MACK PUSHES HASS TO ONE SIDE AND HE HEADS OVER TO THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR! OH MAN! Hass, Number 7 is out, but here comes 8!

(Pyrite’s theme hits)

Ring Announcer: Hass Johnson has been eliminated!

Stew: Here comes the powerhouse, here comes Pyrite! Mack staggers down to the mat, recovering from those quick rights. Erik Yung has rolled back into the center of the ring—-BUT PYRITE CHARGES! DROP TOE HOLD BY ERIK YUNG! WHAT A SAVE THERE! Pyrite holding his nose, might have hurt it on that one! Kaline now seizing that moment and begins stomping down on Pyrire there! Hawk spins him around—BUT KALINE LIFTS HAWK NOW! HANK GOING UP—NO! HAWK ELBOWS HIS WAY OUT!

Fena: Hawk landed behind him—INVERTED BACKBREAKER TO KALINE! Kaline is being torn apart here! Pyrite has backed into a corner and is getting stomped by both Eddie Mack and Erik Yung here! Not looking so good for the Voltage hopeful in this early going! HAWK CLOTHESLINES EDDIE OVER THE TOP ROPE! NO! MACK HELD ON! OUT OF NOWHERE HAWK CHARGED AT MACK WHO WAS OCCUPIED IN THAT CORNER! Wow, Hawk is not playing around tonight! He is completely on the objective of winning this one! Hawk now turns his focus to Erik Yung once again!

ETR: This is getting intense! Hawk now pulls Erik Yung off Pyrite and begins to hit a couple of gut kicks, but watch out! Pyrite takes that chance to finally get to his feet again, AND HE GRABBED HAWK BY THE NECK AND SHOVED HIM RIGHT INTO THE CORNER! Man he landed right on that elbow, that didn’t look very good! Pyrite now on the prey of Erik Yung here, HUGE POWERSLAM TO YUNG! NICELY DONE THERE AS HE LANDS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!

(10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…. BUZZZZZZZZ!)

(Shu Itazuki’s theme hits)

Stew: What is this?? It’s Shu! Shu Itazuki, what an interesting sight to see in the Grand Rampage! This man is climbing the ranks of EAW on Turbo, but tonight he has to get the biggest pass of his live, a direct Pain for Pride main event! Shu climbs into the ring here, which is getting pretty hefty, up to 6 men in the ring right now! Shu rushes at Pyrite—–SPINEBUSTER! SPINEBUSTER BY PYRITE HERE! Major impact to the young extremist!

Fena: Shu rolls away to the apron. Kaline with a huge clothesline dropping Pyrite! What power that shot must have had! Now Hawk pops out of the corner—KALINE LIFTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS—ROLLING FIREMAN’S CARRY SLAM! THIS TIME! THIS TIME KALINE CONNECTS WITH THAT HUGE MOVE! Mack on his feet, Yung still down! Mack rushes off the ropes—–ANOTHER SWAGGIN’ ELBOW! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! A SECOND ELBOW ON YUNG! Mack is on a roll here! He definitely is one of the hopefuls tonight!

ETR: Shu though is back to his feet with a huge forearm to the back sending Mack down to one knee, Shu turns him around- MACK HOOKS HIMSELF UNDER SHU’S ARMS, HUGE BELLY TO BELLY OVERHEAD SUPLEX! SHU GOT SOME AIR ON THAT ONE! Here comes Kaline! BACK BODY DROP OVER THE ROPES! KALINE GOES FLYING OUT! BUT HE LANDS ON THE APRON, UNBELIEVABLE! So many close calls in this match already! Mack with a right hand on Kaline! NO! BLOCKED! Kaline now clocks Eddie with a right, sending him back a few feet! Kaline now dashes across the apron and up to the top rope—-MISSLE DROPKICK ON EDDIE MACK! WOW! (10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…. BUZZZZZZZZ!)

(Superior Quality 85’s theme hits)

Fena: IT’S SQ!! THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION ENTERS AT NUMBER TEN!! AND HE BRINGS A STEEL CHAIR OUT TO THE RING WITH HIM!! And that means that we are officially one third of the way through the 2012 Grand Rampage!! He immediately goes after Shu Itazuki with the chair!! BUT SHU DUCKS THE CHAIR SHOT AND SENDS A LEFT HAND INTO THE JAW OF SQ WHO DROPS THE CHAIR OUT OF THE RING!! Shu charges at SQ but SQ side-steps him and now grabs the legs of Shu tackling him down to the mat!! And you know that SQ cannot be in a good mood after losing to King Demon earlier tonight. AND NOW LOOK AT SQ!! HE APPLIES THE DEATHLOCK STF ON SHU ITAZUKI!! SHU’S TAPPING BUT THAT WON’T DO YOU ANY GOOD IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE!! AND SQ REFUSES TO LET GO!! HE’S TAKING ALL OF HIS AGRESSION OUT ON SHU ITAZUKI HERE!!

Stew: I’ll tell you, this SQ has a mean-streak that runs a mile long. He FINALLY let’s go of Shu… OH LOOK OUT HERE A BLOW IN THE BACK BY EDDIE MACK TO SQ!! SQ COMES FIRING BACK WITH A SHOT OF HIS OWN AND NOW BOTH MEN BEGIN TO EXCHANE PUNCHES!! AND I’M SURE THAT THESE TWO HAVE TO BE FAVORITES TO WIN THE RAMPAGE HERE TONIGHT… TWO GREAT TALENTS GOING AT IT RIGHT NOW!! SQ is starting to gain some ground, he comes at Eddie Mack with three straight right hands… AND NOW TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!

ETR: GUYS LOOK!! SHU FROM BEHIND GRABS SQ AND LOOKS TO THROW HIM OUT OF THE RING!! BUT SQ CATCHES HIMSELF BEFORE HE WENT OVER THE TOP ROPE!! SQ catches Shu with an elbow into the sternum, and now a hard forearm!! Shu takes a few steps back… AND NOW HE COMES RUNNING AT SQ!! BUT SQ WITH A FLAPJACK ON SHU WHO GET’S HUNG UP ON THE ROPES!! AND NOW SQ PUSHES HIM OVER SHU IS OUT!!

Ring Announcer: Shu Itazuki has been eliminated!

Fena: Well SQ eliminates Shu, and now you see Hurricane Hawk and Pyrite trading blows in the corner… Pyrite irish whips Hawk off the ropes… SPEAR!! WOW!! A SPEAR BY PYRITE THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!! HAWK IS LAID OUT NOW!! AND THAT CERTAINLY WON’T HELP HIS CHANCES IN THIS ONE!!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( Mr. Smyth’s theme hits as he runs down the ring )

ETR: And over from Voltage we have Mr. Smyth!! Smyth hops onto the top rope… FROG SPLASH ON HURRICANE HAWK WHO JUST GOT SPEARED BY PYRITE!! Hawk rolls to the outside, but remember he didn’t go over the top rope so it doesn’t count as an elimination. Eddie Mack back to his feet now, and back down he goes was Smyth connects with a HUGEE knife-edge-chop!! And there is a great deal of history between these two, they were actually the tag team champions back over the summer, they won the belts at Pain 4 Pride, but as you guys know… it’s every man for themselves here in the Rampage!

Stew: Eddie Mack gets back to his feet, and again Smyth goes after him but Eddie nails him with a shot to the jaw… AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BIG BOOT THIS TIME TAKING SMYTH DOWN!! AND NOW EDDIE OFF THE ROPES… ANOTHER SWAGGIN’ ELBOW?! WE SAW IT EARLIER… AND YES!! EDDIE MACK DROPS A SECOND SWAGGIN’ ELBOW, THIS TIME IT WAS RIGHT ACROSS THE CHEST OF FORMER TAG TEAM PARTNER MR. SMYTH!! AND WAIT A MINUTE!! LOOK IN THE CORNER… COLIN KALINE TRYING TO FORCE ERIK YUNG OUT OF THE RING!! HE HAS HIM ON THE TURNBUCKLE!!

Fena: And you see Erik Yung trying desperately to hang onto that turnbuckle, he doesn’t want to fall and see his dreams of headlining Pain For Pride fly out the window. Also some history between these two men, Colin Kaline actually defeated Erik Yung to become the Interwire Champion so these two are pretty familiar with each other. LOOK AT THIS!! COLIN WITH A BURST OF ENERGY SENDS ERIK YUNG OVER THE TOP ROPE… BUT ERIK HOLDS ON!! ERIK IS GRIPPING THAT TOP ROPE FOR DEAR LIFE HERE!! Colin goes after him but Erik drives his shoulder into the gut of Colin Kaline and re-enters the ring, he’s safe at least for now.

ETR: Erik Yung can thank his lucky stars that he’s still in the match… COLIN KALINE GETS SUPLEXED INTO THE MAT BY PYRITE!! And I’ll tell you, Pyrite has been very impressive in the early stages of this Grand Rampage Match… OH LOOK OUT HERE!! ERIK YUNG JUMPS ON THE BACK OF PYRITE AND APPLIES A SLEEPER HOLD!! PERHAPS TRYING TO CHOKE PYRITE OUT!! AND IF ERIK YUNG IS SUCCESSFUL THEN THROWING PYRITE OUT OF THE RING WILL BE A BREEZE!! HE HAS PYRITE DOWN TO ONE KNEE… BUT WAIT!! PYRITE THROWS ERIK YUNG OFF OF HIM!! ERIK GETS BACK TO HIS FEET… AND OH MY GOD!! A HUGE BONE-RATTLING SPEAR BY PYRITE!! PYRITE GRABS HIM AND THROWS HIM OVER THE ROPES… HE’S OUT ERIK YUNG IS OUT!! PYRITE IS ON A ROLL!!

Ring Announcer: Erik Yung has been eliminated!!

Stew: AND EVERYONE IS DOWN IN THE RING BUT PYRITE!!… THIS IS EASY PICKINGS FOR HIM!! HE GOES AFTER EDDIE MACK BUT EDDIE FIRES AT PYRITE WITH A FOREARM!! AND NOW EDDIE CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER ONE!! AND NOW EDDIE PULLS HIM IN… THE EDDICTION BY EDDIE MACK!! THE BEAST PYRITE HAS BEEN GROUNDED FOR NOW!! AND IT LOOKS LIKE ENTRANT NUMBER 12 IS ON HIS WAY!!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( Real HXC’s theme hits as he runs to the ring )

Fena: Well I don’t know much about this man, I just know that he’s another young brash extremist coming over from Turbo… and can you imagine if HXC won this one? HXC enters the ring and goes after Eddie Mack, HXC the freshest man currently in the match. He whips Eddie into the ropes and drops his head but Eddie Mack comes back with an explosive European Uppercut!! HXC stumbles back… in an awkward position near the ropes… EDDIE CHARGES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT HXC MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! And take a look at Mr. Smyth, he’s back to his feet and he’s pointing at Eddie Mack… I think he wants them to work together!!

ETR: But it looks like we’re going to have to wait to see that as Colin Kaline starts assaulting Mr. Smyth. Eddie Mack tries to help but Colin takes him down with a right hand. He forces Smyth into the corner and lights up his chest with a knife-edge chop!! Smyth grabs his chest just as Colin lands another one! Colin now grabs Smyth by the arm and pulls him to the center of the ring, he holds his arm and then connects with a kick into the mid-section of Smyth and now runs off the ropes… AND A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF SMYTH’S HEAD!! A GREAT MOVE BY THE YOUNG COLIN KALINE THERE!!

Stew: Colin drags Smyth back to his feet and looks to throw him over the rope… BUT SMYTH SAVES HIMSELF FROM GOING OVER AND NOW ELBOWS COLIN KALINE IN THE GUT!! SMYTH FIGHTING BACK AS HE DELIVERS A FEW HARD PUNCHES TO THE SKULL OF COLIN KALINE!! SMYTH NOW HOOKS COLIN AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX!! AND NOW A SECOND SUPLEX!! AND NOW SMYTH AGAIN POPS HIS HIPS AND DELIVERS A THIRD VERTICAL SUPLEX DROPPING COLIN KALINE HARD INTO THE CANVAS!!

Fena: Colin rolls to the corner and holds onto the turnbuckle, trying to pull himself back to his feet… SMYTH COMES CHARGING BUT LOOK AT COLIN!! HE FLIPS SMYTH OVER HIM… BUT SMYTH LANDS ON THE APRON!! AND NOW LOOK AT SMYTH… HE SOMERSAULTS OVER THE ROPES AND BACK INTO THE RING!! Pyrite attempts to grab Smyth but Smyth fights him off, HXC as well goes to grab Smyth… BUT HE SEND A KICK INTO HIS SKULL SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND… SMYTH IS DOING A GREAT JOB OF HOLDING HIS GROUND RIGHT HERE!!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( Dorin’s theme hits as he explodes out of the current and sprints down to the ring )

ETR: AND HERE COMES HALF OF THE TAG CHAMPS DORIN!! He enters the ring and Smyth looks to knock Dorin down with a clothesline but he ducks it!! DORIN DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE AND LEAPS OFF OF THE ROPES AND DELIVERS A CROSSBODY TO MR. SMYTH!! SMYTH MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET RATHER QUICKLY AND CHARGES AT DORIN AGAIN BUT HE GETS KNOCKED RIGHT BACK DOWN WITH A FOREARM BY DORIN!! SMYTH IS BACK TO HIS FEET AGAIN AND THIS TIME TAKES A HUGE SWING AT DORIN BUT DORIN DUCKS UNDER IT AND PLANTS SMYTH DOWN WITH A NECKBREAKER!!

Stew: BUT LOOK OUT!! SQ with a blow to the side of the head of Dorin!! And now he throws another right hand… HXC meets him with a right hand and now both men taking turns pounding their fists into the head and face of Dorin!! SQ with a hard hook that knocks Dorin off his feet!! HXC on the attack now gets him up and tosses him into the corner, and it looks like at least for now, HXC and SQ have formed some sort of an alliance!! HHX RUNS AT DORIN AND BOOTS HIM DIRECTLY IN THE JAW!!

Fena: Dorin slumps down in the corner… SQ BEGINS TO DRIVE HIS BOOT INTO THE THROAT OF DORIN!! DORIN’S CHOKING!! GASPING FOR AIR!! SQ FINALLY EASES UP AND DRAGS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING… HE DROPS AN ELBOW ACROSS THE CHEST OF DORIN… AND NOW HXC DOES THE SAME!! EACH MAN DISSECTING DORIN HERE BY STOMPING AND KICKING HIS BODY… THIS IS JUST A BRUTAL ASSAULT!! POOR DORIN!! SQ slides under the bottom rope and onto the outside… HE PICKS UP THE STEEL CHAIR THAT HE BROUGHT OUT WITH HIM!! WHAT COULD SQ BE THINKING TO DO WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR?!

ETR: SQ instructs HXC to get Dorin back to his feet… SQ GRIPS THAT STEEL CHAIR!! HXC GETS DORIN BACK TO HIS FEET AND HOLDS HIM UP… SQ SWINGS THE CHAIR AND IT DRILLS DORIN IN HIS SKULL!! MY GOD A BRUTAL CHAIR SHOT!! AND SQ ISN’T DONE WITH IT YET AS HE LIFTS IT UP AND SMACKS DORIN OVER THE BACK WITH IT!! HE HANDS THE CHAIR OVER TO HXC… WHO ALSO CONNECTS WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF DORIN!! YOU CAN SEE A BIG AND WHAT I’M SURE IS VERY PAINFUL WELT STARTING TO DEVELOP ON THE BACK OF DORIN… THIS IS GETTING HARD TO WATCH!! Dorin is getting manhandled!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( Reverend James Johnson’s theme hits as he runs to the ring )

Stew: IT’S REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON!! HERE COMES THE CALVARY!! DORIN’S TAG TEAM PARTNER HAS DRAWN NUMBER 14!! HE RUNS INTO THE RING AND CLOCKS HXC WITH A RIGHT HAND!! THE IMPACT CAUSES HXC TO DROP THE CHAIR!! AND NOW HE CLOTHESLINE’S HIM DOWN TO THE FLOOR!! SQ NOW ON THE ATTACK BUT REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON BEGINS FIGHTING HIM OFF AS WELL THROWING A FEW FISTS IN THE DIRECTION OF SQ!! REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON WITH A KICK INTO THE MID-SECTION… HE LIFT’S SQ UP… BEATIFICATION!! BEATIFICATION DRIVES SQ HARD INTO THE CANVAS!!

Fena: He helps Dorin to his feet… COLIN KALINE RUNS UP TO THEM BUT GET’S TAKEN DOWN BY A BOOT FROM REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON!! EDDIE MACK CHARGES AT THE TAG CHAMPS BUT DORIN AND REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON BOTH FLIP HIM OVER WITH A BACK BODY DROP!! AND WAIT!! LOOK AT DORIN FROM BEHIND!! HE TRIES TO THROW REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON OUT OF THE RING… BUT THE REVEREND HANGS ON!! REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON ROLLS HIMSELF BACK INTO THE RING AND GETS UP TO HIS FEET!!… HE NOW STARES AT DORIN… AND THEY BOTH BEGIN TRADING BLOWS!! AND JUST LIKE WE’VE BEEN SAYING GUYS… IT REALLY IS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!

ETR: REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON GETTING THE ADVANTAGE HERE OVER DORIN… HE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! AND LOOK BEHIND REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON!! HURRICANE HAWK SLITHERS UP BEHIND HIM… LEGACY CUTTER TO REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON!! MAN I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT HAWK!!… SMYTH TO HIS FEET… LEGACY CUTTER BY HAWK!! AND HE LAYS SMYTH OUT AS WELL!! HXC IS MAKING IT BACK TO HIS FEET… AND HAWK DELIVERS A LEGACY CUTTER TO HIM AS WELL!! NO PUN INTENDED HERE BUT HAWK IS ON A RAMPAGE HERE!! HE GETS HXC TO HIS FEET AND THROWS IT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO THE OUTSIDE!!

Ring Announcer: Real HXC has been eliminated!!

Stew: Guys this is no different than what we’ve been seeing over on Dynasty the past number of weeks!! Hurricane Hawk has absolutely been tearing it up over there!!… Dorin stumbles back to his feet… BUT HURRICANE HAWK WITH ANOTHER LEGACY CUTTER MY GOD!! HE GRABS DORIN AND THROWS HIM OVER!! HE’S OUT!!

Ring Announcer: Dorin has been eliminated!!

ETR: HAWK WITH TWO ELIMINATIONS IN A MATTER OF SECONDS!! HE’S ABSOLUTELY KILLING THE COMPETITION HERE!!… BUT WAIT!! SQ BLINDSIDES HIM WITH A DROPKICK TO THE LOWER LEFT LEG AND BRINGS HIM DOWN TO HIS KNEES!! NOW A STEP-UP ENZIGURI TAKING HAWK DOWN!! AND THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK APPEARS ON THE SCREEN… NUMBER 15 IS ON HIS WAY!!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( Chris Hessian’s theme hits as he walks out to the ring with a table )

Fena: OHHHH BOYY!! Things are about to pick up here! The number 15 entrant into the Grand Rampage Match is none other than Chris Hessian, and look at the weapon that he’s brought out to the ring with him… A TABLE!! And folks this now means we are half-way through the Grand Rampage Match!! He sets the table up at ringside and enters the ring… Pyrite is finally up from that Eddiction by Eddie Mack. Pyrite charges at Chris Hessian, BUT CHRIS PLANTS HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SPINEBUSTER!! A HARD SPINEBUSTER BY CHRIS HESSIAN THAT DRIVES PYRITE SPINE FIRST RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!!

Stew: AND LOOK AT SMYTH!! HE’S CLIMBING THE TOP ROPE… HE LEAPS OFF TOWARDS CHRIS… HURRICANRANA!! WAIT NO!! CHRIS CATCHES HIM!! CHRIS CATCHES HIM!! OH NO!! HE HAS HIM IN POSITION TO DELIVER THE HARSH KARMA!! HE BRINGS HIM OVER TO THE EDGE OF THE RING… THE TABLE IS DOWN BELOW!! MY GOD HARSH KARMA!! HARSH KARMA THROUGH THE TABLE!! MR. SMYTH IS GONE!!

Ring Announcer: Mr. Smyth has been eliminated!!

ETR: And Smyth’s dreams of headlining Pain For Pride are gone in an emphatic fashion!! WHO IS GOING TO STOP CHRIS HESSIAN?! Well Eddie Mack’s gonna try! He charges at him with a shoulder block!! BUT IT DOESN’T BRING CHRIS HESSIAN DOWN!! HE’S STILL STANDING!! EDDIE MACK WITH ANOTHER SHOULDER BLOCK BUT CHRIS STILL DOES NOT GO DOWN!! EDDIE MACK TRIES FOR A THIRD TIME… BUT CHRIS SWATS EDDIE OUT OF THE AIR WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK OF HIS OWN!! AND FROM BEHIND REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON GETS IN A WAIST LOCK… BUT CHRIS HESSIAN POPS HIS HIPS AND THROWS REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON OFF OF HIM!!

Fena: AND NOW CHRIS HESSIAN CHARGES AT HIM… SPEAR!! MY GOD!! WHAT A SPEAR!! THAT MUST’VE BROKEN JAMES JOHNSON IN HALF!! AND NOW IT’S HURRICANE HAWK THAT’S GOING TO TRY AND TAKE THIS BEAST DOWN!!… And I don’t know about the two of you, but this is one that I’m looking to see!! Hawk swings at Chris, but Chris blocks it and sends a shot into the jaw of Hurricane Hawk!! BUT HAWK COMES FIRING BACK… TWO STRAIGHT RIGHT HANDS IN A ROW… AND NOW A DROPKICK!! HE HAS CHRIS STAGGERING!! CHRIS JUST HAD A GRUELING MATCH WITH THE HEART BREAK BOY…. BUT HE’S STILL STANDING… HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! HAWK WITH A SECOND DROPKICK… AND FINALLY CHRIS HESSIAN IS DOWN!!

Stew: And it looks like another extremist is about to join these men!!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( Lethal Consequence’s theme hits as he runs down the ramp )

Stew: IT’S LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! AND LOOK WHO HE IMMEDIATELY GOES AFTER… EDDIE MACK!! TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT AND PUMMELING HIM WITH PUNCHES!! Meanwhile Hawk begins his assault on Chris Hessian… a stomp on the right leg of Chris Hessian, and now the left! Hawk moves to the upper part and stomps on the left arm of Chris Hessian… AND NOW HE DROPS HIS KNEE ACROSS THE FACE OF CHRIS HESSIAN!! AND NOW HAWK COILS HIMSELF UP NEXT CHRIS HESSIAN… LOOKING TO DELIVER THAT LEGACY CUTTER!! HURRICANE HAWK IS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WAITING FOR CHRIS HESSIAN TO MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET!!

ETR: HE’S SLOWLY STARTING TO MAKE IT BACK TO HIS FEET… HE SHAKES SOME COBWEBS OUT OF HIS HEAD… AND CHRIS IS UP… HAWK WITH THE LEGACY CUTTER!! NOO!! CHRIS PUSHES HIM OFF… HAWK TURNS AROUND AND RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE BY CHRIS HESSIAN!! And now we see that Lethal Consequences has Eddie Mack down in the corner and he’s stomping away at him!! And LC with one last stomp into the chest of Eddie Mack! LC gets him up in the corner… AND LC WITH A MONKEY FLIP!! EDDIE MACK GOES FLYING HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING LANDING ALL THE WAY IN THE CENTER!!

Fena: Hawk makes it back to his feet… AND LOOK AT KALINE!! HE JUMPS ON TOP OF HURRICANE HAWK WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS!! AND NOW HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A SLEW OF PUNCHES!! AND THE TWO MEN THAT STARTED OFF THIS MATCH ARE NOW DUKING IT OUT… BOTH OF THESE MEN HAVE GOT TO BE EXTREMEMY EXHAUSTED!! COLIN WITH A HUGE FOREARM… AND MAN!! HE MAY HAVE BUSTED HAWK’S LIP OPEN WITH THAT SHOT… I CAN SEE A FEW DROPS OF BLOOD ON THE CHIN OF HURRICANE HAWK!! He throws Colin off of him and backs himself into the corner holding his jaw…

Stew: Colin comes running at Hawk but Hawk gets his leg up and sends a kick into the mid-section of Hurricane Hawk… AND NOW HAWK GRABS COLIN AND THROWS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE SHOULDER FIRST!! COLIN COMES OUT OF THE TURNBUCKLE HOLDING HIS SHOULDER… IT’S LIMP AT HIS SIDE… I DON’T MEAN TO JINX HIM, BUT IT COULD BE SEPERATED… HAWK GRABS HIM AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE GENERATION KNOCKOUT!! A MOVE THAT I HAVEN’T SEEN FROM HAWK IN A LONG TIME BUT IT LAYS OUT THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION COLIN KALINE HERE!!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1(BUZZ!!)

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw6bqMAoXSc plays as Viper sprints out to the ring )

ETR: IT’S VIPER!! THE FORMER INTERWIRE CHAMPION IS IN NOW TO JOIN THESE GUYS!! AND LOOK HERE!! VIPER GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE ON VIPER BUT HE QUICKLY DUCKS IT AND DROPS PYRITE WITH A TOE-HOLD!! AND NOW HE TRIES TO APPLY THE INJECTION… HE GET’S IT IN!! HE HAS THE INJECTION LOCKED IN ON PYRITE TRYING TO WEAR HIM DOWN!! AND THIS IS A SMART STRATEGY BY VIPER… HE’S A SUBMISSION SPECIALIST AND IF HE CAN KEEP APPLYING SUBMISSION HOLDS… IT MAKES IT A LOT EASIER TO ELIMINATE YOUR OPPONENT!! AND PYRITE IS FADING VERY FAST… I THINK HE’S OUT!! PYRITE HAS PASSED OUT!!

Fena: AND NOW VIPER GET’S ALL THE DEAD WEIGHT OF PYRITE UP TO HIS FEET VIPER WEIGHS A GOOD 280 POUNDS SO THIS IS NO EASY FEAT TO DO!!… AND HE TOSSES HIM OVER TO THE TOP ROPE!! PYRITE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!

Ring Announcer: Pyrite has been eliminated!!

Fena: And that literally is a HUGE elimination… Here comes Reverend James Johnson over to Viper… BUT VIPER TRIPS HIM UP AS WELL AND TRIES TO APPLY THE INJECTION ON HIM!! HE’S ALMOST GOT HIM!! BUT REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON FIGHTS HIM OFF AND KICKS HIM OFF OF HIM… VIPER GOES STUMBLING BACK A FEW STEPS… EIGHT INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX BY EDDIE MACK!! VIPER’S HEAD GOES BOUNCING OFF OF THE MAT THERE!! AND NOW LOOK OUT EDDIE MACK!! IT’S CHRIS HESSIAN… HE SPINS EDDIE MACK AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!! HE GETS EDDIE TO HIS FEET… AND HE TOSSES HIM OVER THE ROPES!! THAT’S IT!! EDDIE IS—WAIT A MINUTE!! EDDIE MACK IS HOLDING ON!!

Stew: EDDIE MACK IS DANGLING!! HIS FEET INCHES AWAY FROM THE FLOOR BUT SOMEHOW HE’S ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF BACK TO THE APRON AND INTO THE RING… EDDIE MACK WAS SO SO SO CLOSE TO BE ELIMINATED THERE BY CHRIS HESSIAN!! Lethal Consequences gets Viper to his feet and throws him over his shoulders… HE DROPS HIM OVER HIS KNEE AND CONNECTS WITH THE GUTBUSTER!! VIPER ROLLS OVER IN PAIN AS HE GRABS HIS MID-SECTION, AND LC GOES RIGHT BACK ON THE PROWL… HE DROPS AN ELBOW ACROSS STERNUM OF VIPER, AND I THINK THE OBJECTIVE HAS BEEN MADE CLEAR BY LETHAL COSNEQUENCES, HE PLANS ON TARGETING THE MID-SECTION OF VIPER!!

ETR: Hold that thought Stew, it looks like Number 18 is on his way!!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( The lights start to flicker before getting completely cut )

ETR: What the hell is going on here?… This isn’t uncommon for Colin Kaline, the lights have gone out before in one of his matches…

( The lights turn back on )

ETR: WAIT LOOK!!! IN THE RING!!!! IT’S MR. INSULT!!!!! AND HE GOES RIGHT AFTER THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION COLIN KALINE!! HE GRABS HIM FROM THE BACK AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! COLIN KALINE IS OUT!! THE MAN WHO DREW NUMBER 1 IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!

Ring Announcer: Colin Kaline has been eliminated!!

Fena: AND COLIN ISN’T HAPPY!! HE’S GOING ABSOLUTELY BALLISTIC OUTSIDE OF THE RING… HE HOPS ONTO THE APRON AND STARTS YELLING AT INSULT… INSULT TAKES A SWING AT COLIN BUT LOOK FROM BEHIND IT’S HURRICANE HAWK!! AND HE ELIMINATES MR. INSULT!! INSULT IS OUT!!

Ring Announcer: Mr. Insult has been eliminated!!

Stew: AND NOW ON THE OUTSIDE!! COLIN KALINE JUMPS ON TOP OF MR. INSULT AND THEY’RE BRAWLING OUT HERE ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!! COLIN KALINE IS IRATE!! AND I THINK HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE!! WE WERE UNDER THE PRESSURE THAT INSULT HAD DISSAPEARED!! NO ONE HAS SEEN OR HEARD OF HIM!! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!! COLIN GETS INSULT TO HIS FEET AND BASHES HIS HEAD AGAINST OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!! HE TRIES TO DO IT A SECOND TIME BUT INSULT LANDS AN UPPERCUT ON COLIN KALINE!! AND NOW ANOTHER ONE!! COLIN KALINE IS TRYING TO GAIN SOME DISTANCE BETWEEN HIMSELF AND INSULT HERE!!

ETR: INSULT CATHES COLIN WITH ANOTHER UPPERCUT… AND NOW HE PICKS HIM UP!! AND HE DROPS HIS STOMACH ACROSS THE BARRICADE!! WE’RE OVER NEAR THE BARRICADE NOW AND HERE COMES OFFICIALS TRYING TO BREAK THESE TWO MEN UP!! COLIN IS BARKING AT INSULT!! I CAN’T QUITE MAKE OUT WHAT HE’S SAYING… INSULT SHAKES OFF THE SECURITY AND JUMPS ON COLIN KALINE!! AND AGAIN SECURITY NEEDS TO GET CONTROL OF THESE TWO… AND OUT COME MORE SECURITY!! THEY’RE BRINGING BOTH MEN TO THE BACK!!… AND LOOK AT THE ACTION BACK IN THE RING!! EDDIE MACK IS TEETERING!! SQ HAS HIM ON THE TOP ROPE TRYING TO THROW HIM OVER!!

Fena: EDDIE MACK WITH A FEW ELBOWS TO THE TEMPLE OF SQ IS ABLE TO GET BACK INTO THE RING!! AND NOW REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE!! HE GRABS JAMES JOHNSON FROM BEHIND… AND THROWS HIM OVER THE APRON… NO!! SQ GRABS THE ROPES AND HE SENDS REVEREND JAMES JOHNSON OVER THE ROPES AND ONTO THE OUTSIDE!! THE OTHER HALF OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!! JUST AS THE COUNTDOWN FOR NUMBER 19 BEGINS!!

Ring Announcer: Reverend James Johnson has been eliminated!!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( George Copeland’s theme hits as he runs down to the ring )

Stew: AND HERE COMES GEORGE COPELAND WHO HAS JUST RECENTLY RETURNED TO EAW!! VIPER SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A FLYING CHUCK KICK TAKING GEORGE COPLENAD DOWN RIGHT AWAY!! VIPER DRAGS HIM INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND HE LOCKS IN THE INJECTION ON HIM AS WELL!! GEORGE COPLELAND HAS JUST ENTERED THE RAMPAGE AND IS ALREADY IN A WORLD OF TROUBLE!! VIPER HAS THE INJECTION LOCKED IN TIGHT ON GEORGE COPELAND!! GEORGE COPELAND STARTING TO LOSE AIR!! HIS FACE IS TURNING BRIGHT RED!! VIPER MADE PYRITE TAP OUT WITH THIS EARLIER… IS GEORGE COPELAND NEXT?!

ETR: HOW LONG CAN GEORGE COPELAND HANG ON?! I’M SURPRISED HE’S LASTED THIS FAR!! AND UH OH!! GEORGE COPELAND STARTING TO FADE… HE’S STOPPED STRUGGLING… HIS EYES ARE ROLLING BACK… AND THAT’S IT!! I BELIEVE GEORGE COPELAND HAS PASSED OUT AS A RESULT OF THE INJECTION BY VIPER!! BUT BEFORE VIPER COULD THROW IM OUT HE WAS MET WITH A RIGHT HAND BY EDDIE MACK!! VIPER BACKS HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER… EDDIE MACK UNLOADS WITH ANOTHER ONE… AND NOW HE WHIPS HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER!!

Fena: EDDIE MACK CHARGES AND GET’S A BOOT UP!! BUT NO!! VIPER DUCKS OUT OF HARMS WAY!! AND HE PUSHES EDDIE MACK OVER AND OUT!! NO!! EDDIE MACK HANGS ON!! HE HANGS ON!! HE’S SOOOO CLOSE TO BEING OUT!! VIPER IS USING HIS FOOT TO TRY AND PUSH HIM OUT BUT EDDIE MACK WON’T LET GO!! HE’S HANGING ON!!… AND HE GETS BACK INTO THE RING!! THAT’S TWICE NOW THAT EDDIE MACK HAS BEEN INCHES AWAY FROM BEING ELIMINATED!! Eddie Mack must know that Lady Luck is on his side tonight, but is it enough for him to win the Grand Rampage?

Stew: Eddie makes it back to a vertical base, and begins trading blows with Chris Hessian! Chris is a great striker so Eddie needs to be careful here!! CHRIS WITH A HARD SHOT THAT TAKES EDDIE DOWN BUT HE MAKES IT TO HIS FEET… CHRIS WITH ANOTHER HARD SHOT, BUT EDDIE MACK AGAIN MAKES IT BACK TO HIS FEET!! AND NOW CHRIS TAKES A BIG SWING… BUT EDDIE MACK DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY… AND NOW THREE STRAIGHT SWIFT RIGHT HANDS BY EDDIE MACK THAT TAKES CHRIS HESSIAN DOWN TO HIS KNEES!! EDDIE MACK NOW CHARGES AT CHRIS HESSIAN… BUT CHRIS WITH A SPINEBUSTER!! AND EDDIE MACK LANDS HARD ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

( Ross Shackleford’s theme hits as he walks confidently to the ring with a chain wrapped around his right hand )

ETR: Well Ross won a match a few weeks back to assure him the Number 20 spot in the Rampage, but what an interesting weapon choice he has selected!! IMAGINE WHAT ROSS CAN DO WITH THAT STEEL CHAIN!?! HE GOES AFTER SUPERIOR QUALITY!! HE PUNCHES SQ IN THE JAW WITH THE HAND WRAPPED WITH THE CHAIN!! AND NOW HE TAKES THE CHAIN AND WRAPS IT AROUND THE THROAT OF SQ!! HE’S TRYING TO CHOKE HIM OUT WITH THAT STEEL CHAIN… AND JUDGING BY THE LOOKS OF IT… HE’S DOING A GOOD JOB!! BUT SQ GETS HIS BOOT UP AND LOW BLOWS ROSS SHACKLEFORD!!

Fena: And now Superior Quality grabs that chain!! HE WHIPS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF ROSS SHACKLEFORD!! OH MY!! HE WHACKS ROSS ACROSS THE BACK AGAIN WITH THAT STEEL CHAIN!! IMAGINE HOW MUCH THAT MUST HURT?! AND NOW SQ WRAPS IT AROUND HIS HAND… AND DELIVERS A HUGE SHOT TO THE TEMPLE OF ROSS SHACKLEFORD!! HE GRABS HIM AND TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING ROSS SHACKLEFORD IS OUT!!

Ring Announcer: Ross Shackleford has been eliminated!!

Stew: Well, Ross is out and it looks like SQ has gained a new weapon to work with!! He scouts the ring… HURRICANE HAWK IS MAKING IT BACK TO HIS FEET… HE RUSHES AT HIM WITH THAT STEEL CHAIIN… AND HE CONNECTS!! HAWK STAGGERS BACK AGAINST THE ROPES… SQ WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! OH MY GOD!! HAWK IS OUT!! HAWK IS OUT!! WHAT A HUGEE ELIMINATION!!

Ring Announcer: Hurricane Hawk has been eliminated!!!

ETR: HAWK IS OUT!! Can’t say he didn’t have a good run though, he came in at Number 2… And on that note Number 21 is set to make his way out!!…

10….9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1….(BUZZ!!)

(Prince of Phenomenal’s theme hits as he rushes down to the ring)

Fena: Here comes POP, POP quickly runs into the ring and runs underneath a steel chain assisted clothesline by SQ and POP hits off the ropes …RUNNING CROSSBODY INTO SQ!! POP quickly makes it to his feet as Viper is getting up and POP connects with a STEP-UP ENZURGI INTO THE SIDE OF VIPERS HEAD! Viper falls into the corner as POP sees Eddie Mack getting up and POP quickly takes him down with a missile dropkick! POP is on a roll tonight but Chris turns POP around and lifts him up for a SPINEBUSTER!!

Stew: BUT POP COUNTERS WITH A TORNADO DDT!! SHADES OF EARLIER TONIGHT FOR CHRIS!! …POP is back up, POP now charges at GC but GC cuts him off with fists, rights and lefts from GC but POP fights back with a kick to the mid-section and kicks GC in the mouth, causing GC to stumble back into the ropes as POP charges at him with a CLOTHESLINE!! THAT TAKES GC OVER THE TOP ROPE! BUT GC MANAGES TO LAND ON THE APRON! AND POP HITS OFF THE ROPES WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE IN MIND BUT LC CUTS HIM OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!

ETR: LC stomps the hell out of POP and drops an elbow on him, LC now swifts his attention to Viper in the corner, but Viper ducks underneath and HITS LC WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! VIPER NOW TURNS LC OVER AND LOCKS IN THE INJECTION!! HE’S GOT IN APPLIED ON LC!! LC IS TAPPING OUT!! LC IS TAPPING!! LC IS ALREADY FADING!! We’re about to get our 22nd entry in the Grand Rampage now as Viper tightens the hold …

(10….9…..8….7……6…..5….4…3….2….1….BUZZ)

(Johnny Novas theme hits as he runs down to the ring, hi-fiving his Novamanics)

Fena: The New Breed Champion Johnny Nova is our _#22 entrant, Nova hops into the ring as he quickly goes to SQ in the corner, stomping him in the mid-section and whips him into the opposite corner, SQ comes stumbling back out as Nova charges, running up SQ’s chest and FLIPPING OFF …ROTATING ALL THE WAY IN MID-AIR TO DROPKICK SQ IN THE FACE!! HOLY SHIT WHAT A MOVE!! Nova gets back up but GC is getting up and Nova grabs him and THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND GC CRASHES TO THE FLOOR!!

Ring Announcer: George Copeland has been eliminated!

Stew: Well GC is officially gone as Nova turns his attention to Eddie Mack who is getting up and Nova hits him with right hands, meanwhile Viper releases his hold on LC who rolls out of the ring, smartly as Viper turns Nova around …OVERHEAD BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON NOVA!! Mack sees LC out of the ring and quickly follows him, Mack lifts LC up and RAMS his head into our table, Mack is ripping pieces out of our table as he SMASHES THE MONITOR INTO LC’S HEAD!! LC IS BLEEDING!! OH MY GOD!!

(10 ….9…8…7….6….5…..4…..3….2….1 ….BUZZ)

(Diamond Cages theme hits as he walks down to the ring)

ETR: Here comes Diamond Cage and Cage slides in, quickly running up to SQ and sending vicious looking knife-edged chops into his chest and SQ swings for a forearm but Cage ducks underneath and GETS HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! POP IS GETTING TO HIS FEET BUT CAGE GRABS HIM AND HITS HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! CAGE NOW GRABS NOVA AND GERMAN SUPLEX FOR NOVA!! Cage is showing off his amazing skill as Viper is getting up and Cage starts chopping the hell out of his chest!

Fena: Back on the floor, LC low blows Mack and SENDS HIM FLYING INTO THE STEEL STEPS! Cage now Irish-whips Viper into the opposite corner and Cage charges with him but Viper runs up the turnbuckle and flips off, landing behind Cage who turns around right into a SUPERKICK! NO CAGE DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND SWEEPS VIPER DOWN TO THE MAT AND QUICKLY TRIES TO LOCK IN THE CLOVERLEAF! BUT VIPER KICKS HIM INTO THE ROPES AND HESSIAN CHARGES WITH A CLOTHESLINE ON CAGE!!

Stew: But Cage lands on the apron, thankfully saving himself as Hessian turns around as VIPER CHARGES AT HESSIAN, BUT HESSIAN DUCKS DOWN AND BACKBODY DROPS VIPER OVER THE TOP ROPE! OH MY, VIPER OVERSHOT DUE TO HIS SPEED AND CHRIS’S STRENGTH, LANDING ON OUR TABLE THROUGH SOME SHEER LUCK! HE’S STILL IN THIS!

(10…9…..8….7…6…5…4…3…2…1….BUZZ)

(Moonlight Predators theme plays as he runs to the ring)

ETR: Here comes Moonlight Predator coming in at the quarter century mark and Moonlight has made a career for himself in picking up big time victories, can he do it tonight? …Moonlight is not entering the ring, he’s trying to play it safe but SQ follows him out of the ring and start’s trading shots! Both men trading shots on the floor! Nova is getting up as Hessian grabs him and lifts Nova up …GFY! THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! NOVA GETS DRIVEN INTO THE MAT AND HESISAN LIFTS HIM UP AND THROWS NOVA OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Ring Announcer: Johnny Nova has been eliminated!

Fena: SQ rolls Moonlight into the ring and SQ now rocks him with European uppercuts and whips Moonlight into the corner, SQ charges with a RUNNING UPPERCUT! BUT MOONLIGHT STEPS OUT, GRABBING SQ AND HITS HIM WITH A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER! POP is getting up as Hessian kicks him in the mid-section and lifts him up for a HARSH KARMA!! BUT POP FIGHTS BACK WITH FISTS AND COUNTERS WITH A HURRICARNA! HESSIAN WENT THROUGH THE MIDDILE ROPE TO THE FLOOR!

Stew: POP slides out after him through the bottom rope, LC has gotten back into the ring after ramming Mack into our table, Hessian knees POP in the gut and tries to him into the steps but POP counters, kicking Hessian in the gut and DDT’S HESSIAN FACE FIRST ONTO THE FLOOR! POP now see’s Mack and dumps him onto our table, along with Hessian who is out cold …

(10 ….9……8…..7….6….5….4…3….2…..1….BUZZ)

(Moses’s X theme hits as he confidently walks down to the ring)

ETR: Moses gets in and sends fists into Cage, both men battling it out as Viper, on the Showdown table, leaps onto the steel steps and gets back into the ring! Amazing! But look at POP, POP pulls out a 15ft ladder from under the ring and sets the ladder up on the Voltage announcer table and …he’s climbing the ladder! POP IS CLIMBING THE LADDER ON MY TABLE AS MACK AND HESSIAN ARE DUMPED OUT ON THE DYNASTY TABLE!! POP IS ON THETOP OF THE LADDER AND LOOKS AROUND THE BUILDING ….DON’T DO IT KID ….POP SHRUGS AND LEAPS!!

Fena: POP HIT A FATAL CROSS FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER RIGHT ONTO HESSIAN AND MACK ON THE DYNASTY TABLE!! ALL THREE MEN GO THROUGH THE TABLE!! OH MY GOD!! I’VE NEVER IN MY LIFE SEEN THAT!! POP JUST KILLED HIMSELF TO TAKE MACK AND HESSIAN OUT OF THE PICTURE!! …And back in the ring, Moses whips Cage off the ropes and connects with a SIDE-WALK SLAM! Moses is getting back up but Viper off the top rope with a DROPKICK!

Stew: Viper now rolls to his feet as Moonlight charges at him, taking him down with a clothesline! Viper quickly gets back up as Moonlight kicks him in the mid-section and lifts him up for a VERTICAL SUPLEX! Moonlight connects with it as LC stumbles towards Moonlight and knees him in the mid-section before connecting with a swinging neck—no! Moonlight swings a kick into the skull of LC and lifts him up for a DEAD-WEIGHT GERMAN SUPLEX!

(10….9…..8…7…6….5…4…3…2….1….BUZZ)

(Hades the Hellrisers theme hits as he rides out in a mothercycle)

ETR: UH-OH!! HERE COMES HADES AS MOONLIGHT IS FROZEN IN FEAR!! HADES STEPS INTO THE RING AS MOONLIGHT QUICKLY FIRES PUNCHES AT HIM BUT HADES JUST GRABS MOONLIGHT AND FIRES HIM ACROSS THE RING! Moonlight scrambles to his feet as Hades grabs him around the throat and looks to lift him up for a CHOKESLAM!! BUT MOONLIGHT KICKS HIM IN THE GROIN! Moonlight now swinging forearms into the face of Hades, trying to battle back here!

Fena: Moonlight runs off the ropes but RUNS RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT BY HADES!! That nearly took Moonlights head off as Viper is getting up but Hades takes him down with a big boot! Cage charges out of the corner but Hades grabs him and DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A CHOKESLAM!! CAGE GOT DROPPED FROM OVER 7FT IN THE AIR! Cage is laid out and Moses is getting up as Hades THROWS MOSES OVER THE TOP ROPE!! BUT MOSES HANGS ON!! MOSES IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!!
Stew: AND SQ TURNS HADES AROUND, SENDING EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS TO HIS WAY! Why did he save Moses? SQ kicks Hades in the gut and FLOORS HIM WITH A DDT! Moses drops back to the ring and I think SQ wants to form an alliance here, Moses agrees as both men pick LC and hammer away at him and drop LC with a double suplex!

(10….9….8….7…6….5….4….3…2…1….BUZZ)

(Devan Dubians theme hits as he runs down to the ring)

ETR: HERE COMES DUBIAN, WHO QUICKLY SPRINGBOARDS TO THE TOP ROPE AND OFF WITH A CORKSCREW CROSSBODY INTO BOTH MOSES AND SQ! THAT TAKES BOTH MEN DOWN!! WHAT A WAY FOR DUBIAN TO ENTER THIS MATCH! Viper is getting to his feet as Dubian throws kicks at him and Viper does the same, both men exchanging kicks in the middle of the ring before Viper whips Dubian off the ropes, Dubian ducks and JUMPS TO THE ROPES …SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!

Fena: BUT VIPER SIDE-STEPS IT, DUBIAN LANDS ON HIS FEET AS VIPER PULLS DUBIAN DOWN FOR THE INJECTION!! HE’S GONNA LOCK DUBIAN IN IT!! YES, YES, YES!! NO! DUBIAN SLIPS OUT AND QUICKLY GETS TO HIS FEET, CHARGING OFF THE ROPES AND SMASHES VIPER WITH A SHINNING WIZARD! Dubian showing off some impressive skill as Diamond Cage is getting up in the corner and Dubian rushes to him, MONKEY FLIP OUT OF THE CORNER!

Stew: Dubian is taking no chances here, hitting everybody down and the countdown clock is appearing again, who is going to be number _#29?!

(The Heart Break Boys theme hits as he gingerly walks down to the ring, complete with bandages and stitches in his head and a very pissed off expression)

ETR: Business is about to pick up as HBB gets in and Dubian charges at him but HBB with furious punches, HBB is not wasting time, he’s already furious at HBG turning her back on HBB and HBB is taking it out on Dubian, knocking him down with a LOU THESZ PRESS! HBB SWINGING INTO DUBIAN LIKE A MADMAN! MosesX pulls HBB off and throws him into the corner, looking to take a swing at him but HBB throws Moses into the corner, REDDENING MOSES’S CHEST WITH KNIFE-EDGED CHOPS!!

Fena: POP is crawling into the ring, he’s hurt as hell as Diamond Cage grabs him and plants POP DOWN WITH A TIGER SUPLEX! Great move by Diamond Cage as he gets back up and looks to go towards HBB but HBB WITH A SUPERKICK!! HBB JUST SUPERKICKED CAGE RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!! HBB IS NOT PLAYING AROUND TONIGHT FOLKS! Dubian is slowly getting to his feet as he goes towards HBB but HBB kicks him in the mid-section, DDT ON DUBIAN! BUT DUBIAN SLIPS OUT, SHOVING HBB INTO SQ IN THE CORNER!

Stew: HBB POUNCES ON SQ!! BOTH MEN EXCHANGING BLOWS!! HBB HAS LOST IT TONIGHT! AND DUBIAN GETS SWUNG AROUND ….OH MY GOD!! LC JUST SMASHED A GUITAR OVER DUBIANS SKULL! AND LOOK AT THIS, BROKEN GLASS AND THUMBTACKS ARE POURING OUT, RIGHT INTO DUBIANS HEAD FROM THE GUITAR! DUBIAN IS DOWN, BLEEDING AS LC SWINGS HBB AROUND …ACID REIGN!! HBB GETS PLANTED! SQ CHARGES AT LC BUT LC KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AND BAM! ACID REIGN!

ETR: Moses is stepping out of the corner, not even knowing what’s happening as LC grabs him …ACID REIGN!! RIGHT INTO THE BROKEN GLASS SHREADS AND TACKS LYING ABOUT ON THE MAT FROM THE GUITAR!! LC IS RUNNING WILD AND NOBODY CAN STOP LC WHEN HE GETS INTO THIS TYPE OF MOOD!! AND THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK IS APPEARING, WHO’S GOING TO BE IN THE LAST TO ENTER THE GRAND RAMPAGE?!

(10 ….9….8….7…..6…5….4….3…..2….1…..BUZZ) …(Lights in the arena go off)

( http://youtu.be/HoqcDq7Qb-U plays on the titantron)

Fena: WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! NO WAY, NO FUCKING WAY IS THIS REAL!

Stew: IT IS FENA! THERE HE IS, MR.DEDEDE IN THE FLESH! MR.DEDEDE IS BACK IN EAW AND I’M STUNNED, I THOUGHT HE WAS DONE AND FINISHED AT PAIN FOR PRIDE 4 LAST YEAR AGAINST CM BANK$! DDD IS WALKING DOWN TO THE RING WITH A HUNGER IN HIS EYES THAT I HAVEN’T SEEN IN YEARS, LITERALLY YEARS!! LC IS FROZEN TO WHERE HE’S STANDING, LC IS AS WHITE AS A GHOST, HE’S STUNNED JUST LIKE THE REST OF US!

ETR: WE’VE SEE SOME HUGE RETURNS TONIGHT BUT NOTHING TOPS THIS, THE RATED-R SUPERSTAR, THE GAWD, THE TITAN OF EFEDS AND SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT, ONE OF, IF NOT THE, GREATEST EAW LEGENDS OF ALL TIME, MR.DEDEDE IS BACK! AND LC IS SHAKING HIS HEAD, HE DOESN’T BELIEVE THIS …HE DOESN’T WANNA BELIEVE THIS! DDD IS SMIKRING AT LC, I HAVEN’T EVER SEEN LC THIS SCARED IN HIS LIFE!

Fena: AND LC STRIKES DDD! RIGHTS FROM LC, BUT DDD BLOCKS AND STARTS HAMMERING LC WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS! LC FIGHTS BACK, IRISH-WHIPPING DDD OFF THE ROPES AND DDD COMES RUNNING BACK ….SPEAR!! SPEAR!! DDD GOT LC WITH THE SPEAR!! DDD NOW LIFTS UP LC AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! LC’S ELIMINATED!

Ring Announcer: Lethal Consequences has been eliminated!

Stew: DDD ELIMINATES LC! I NEVER THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN EARLIER TODAY! LC IS FURIOUS ON THE FLOOR, LC IS TRYING TO GET BACK IN BUT THE REFEREE’S HOLD HIM BACK! LC JUST SHOUTED THAT THIS ISN’T OVER BUT DDD ISN’T BOTHERED, DDD NOW WAITS FOR HIS NEXT VITICIM AND HE SEE’S DIAMOND CAGE GETTING UP AND DDD RUSHES TOWARDS HIM!!! CLOTHESLINE!!! CAGE GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE!! CAGE IS GONE!!!

Ring Announcer: Diamond Cage has been eliminated!

ETR: ANOTHER DDD ELIMINATION AND DDD NOW NOTICES DEVAN DUBIAN GETTING UP AND DDD KICKS HIM IN THE MID-SECTION …DEDEDE DDT! DDD LIFTS HIM BACK UP AND ELIMINATES DUBIAN!! DUBIAN GOT THROWN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DDD QUICKLY GRABS MOSESX AND MOSES IS GONE AS WELL!

Ring Announcer: Devan Dubian and MosesX have been eliminated!

Fena: nine left, DDD is clearing house as Hessian and Eddie Mack are getting in, Hades is getting to his feet but Moonlight Predator LOW BLOWS HIM! HADES IS HOLDING HIS GROIN IN PAIN AS MOONLIGHT DROPKICKS HADES OVER THE TOP ROPE, HADES IS GONE!

Ring Announcer: Hades the Hellriser has been eliminated!

Stew: MOONLIGHT JUST ELIMINATED HIS RIVAL HADES AND HADES IS IN SHOCK BUT MOONLIGHT TURNS AROUND, SUPERKICK BY VIPER! MOONLIGHT GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS ON THE APRON, VIPER NOW KICKS HIM OFF!

Ring Announcer: Moonlight Predator has been eliminated!

ETR: Seven remaining in the Grand Rampage …Chris Hessian, HBB, Mr.DEDEDE, Viper, Superior Quality 85, Eddie Mack and the Prince of Phenomenal …Viper turns around as DDD big boots him to the mat and DDD looks for his next target as he rushes towards POP by the ropes …DDD CHARGES AT POP!! DDD LOOKS TO CLOTHESLINE POP OVER THE TOP ROPE!! BUT POP LEAPFROGS OVER DDD AND DDD TURNS, PELE KICK BY POP! DDD IS DOWN! SQ is getting up as Hessian is too and both men exchanging fists!

Fena: SQ rams Hessian with a forearm and looks to run off the ropes for a LARIAT!! BUT HESSIAN CHARGES TOWARDS HIM!! HESSIAN WITH A BIG BOOT!! SQ GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT LANDS ON THE APRON, SQ IS TRYING TO GET UP AS HESSIAN GETS SWUNG AROUND BY HBB …SUPERKICK! HESSIAN DUCKED UNDER IT AND HBB JUST CONNECTED WITH SQ!! SQ HITS INTO THE BARRICADE!! HE’S GONE!!

Ring Announcer: Superior Quality 85 has been eliminated!

Stew: Thanks for coming SQ and Viper is getting to his feet as he charges towards POP but POP with a baseball slide through Viper’s legs and POP kips up, dropkicking Viper into the ropes, POP back up and he CHARGES AT VIPER!! POP LEAPS AT VIPER AS BOTH MEN GO OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LAND ON THE APRON, THEY’RE TRADING SHOTS AS THEY APPROACH THEIR FEET AND VIPER CHARGES AT POP ON THE APRON, BUT POP SIDE-STEPS TO THE ROPES, CAUSING VIPER TO HIT THE RINGPOST! VIPER TURNS …SUPERKICK! VIPER FALLS TO THE FLOOR!

Ring Announcer: Viper has been eliminated!

ETR: Five men left as POP is getting into the ring but Mack charges at him, stomping in the corner and HBB/Hessian are trading shots in the other corner, DDD is getting up, surveying the surrounding as HBB scoop slams Hessian to the mat and HBB now climbs up the turnbuckle …HBB is preparing to fly as he LEAPS!! HEART BREAK SPEAR!! SPEAR!! DDD SPEARED HBB IN MID-AIR!! OH MY GOD! HBB IS DOWN AND DDD LIFTS UP HBB AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! BUT HBB IS HOLDING ON!

Fena: HBB IS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE!! DDD IS TRYING TO THROW HIM OVER!! HBB BOOTS DDD BACK, HBB SLUMPS BACK OVER, CLUTCHING HIS WAIST BUT DDD RUSHES BACK!! BIG BOOT!! DDD JUST BIG BOOTED HBB!! AND HBB IS GONE!!

Ring Announcer: The Heart Break Boy has been eliminated!

Stew: FOUR MEN REMAINING!! IT’S EITHER BE EDDIE MACK, CHRIS HESSIAN, PRINCE OF PHENOMENAL OR MR.DEDEDE …HESSIAN SWINGS DDD AROUND, BOTH MEN THROWING WILD SHOTS AT EACH OTHER!! MACK IS TRYING TO LIFT POP UP ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE, BUT POP FIRES BACK WITH HEADBUTTS! MACK STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS POP LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE …HURRICARNA ON MACK! MACK WENT OVER THE TOP ROPE!! MACK HITS THE FLOOR!

Ring Announcer: Eddie Mack has been eliminated!

ETR: POP IS ON A ROLL! POP HAS ELIMINATED VIPER AND EDDIE MACK IN QUICK SUCCESSION! Hessian and DDD are throwing fists still, DDD hits off the ropes …SPEAR!! BUT HESSIAN LIFTS HIM UP!! GFY!! THE GO FUCK YOURSELF!! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!! NO!!! DDD FIGHTS OUT OF IT, DDD STUMBLES TO HIS FEET AND POP TURNS HESSIAN AROUND, PELE KICK! HESSIAN IS DOWN! DDD NOW CHARGES AT POP AGAIN, BUT POP SIDE-STEPS AND TURNS DDD AROUND, SUPERKICK! DDD IS DOWN!

Fena: POP HAS BOTH MR.DEDEDE AND CHRIS HESSIAN DOWN!! OH MY GOD!! THIS CROWD ARE ON THEIR FEET! POP IS ABOUT TO SIEZE HIS MOMENT AND CEMENT HIS LEGACY, PROLONG HIS CAREER TO SUPERSTARDOM! POP ATTEMPTS TO LIFT UP DDD—WHO THE HELL IS THAT?! SOMEBODY JUST RAN INTO THE RING?! IS THAT ..HAWK? HURRICANE HAWK!! WHAT IS HE DOING?! HAWK TURNS POP AROUND …LEGACY CUTTER!!! LEGACY CUTTER ON POP!!

Stew: HAWK NOW LIFTS UP POP AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!! NO!!! NO!!! NOT THIS WAY NO!! POP HITS THE FLOOR!! AWW C’MON!!! POP WAS ROBBED OUT OF MAIN EVENTING PAIN FOR PRIDE!

Ring Announcer: Prince of Phenomenal has been eliminated!

ETR: Remember though guys, Maria made the stipulation last week, if NO Dynasty extremist wins the Grand Rampage, Hawk gets the Answers World championship match at Pain for Pride! Which means, ALEXANDER DA VINCI VS. HURRICANE HAWK AT PFP IS NOW OFFICAL!! THIS IS WRONG!! AND LOOK AT HAWK NOW, POP IS GETTING TO ALL FOURS ON THE FLOOR AS HAWK CHARGES!!! PUNT KICK!! HAWK JUST PUNTED POP IN THE HEAD TO RUB IT IN!! HAWK NOW SPITS ON POP! THIS BASTARD!

Fena: BUT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE FINAL TWO ARE CHRIS HESSIAN AND MR.DEDEDE! Both men are approaching their feet and they both look at the Pain for Pride logo, this is all on the line now! Both Hessian and DDD again trade shots! Hessian whips DDD into the ropes, Hessian swings for a clothesline but DDD ducks it and hits off the opposite ropes and comes back with a FLYING CLOTHESLINE ON HESSIAN!! DDD NOW GETS ON TOP OF HESSIAN!! SWINGING FIST AFTER FIST INTO HESSIAN!!

Stew: DDD gets off Hessian and Hessian is slowly approaching his feet as DDD grabs him ….DEDEDE DDT! NO! HESSIAN SLIPS OUT AND HITS THE ROLLING ELBOW ON DDD! DDD STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES AS HESSIAN CHARGES FULL STEAM AHEAD AT DDD!! BUT DDD DUCKS UNDERNEATH HIM AND HESSIAN TURNS …BIG BOOT BY DDD! HESSIAN STUMBLES INTO THE ROPES AND DDD NOW CHARGES AT HESSIAN!! BUT HESSIAN PULLS THE ROPES DOWN!! DDD GOES FLYING!!

ETR: BUT DDD LANDS ON THE APRON! DDD IS QUICKLY LIFTING HIMSELF AS HESSIAN SWINGS AT HIM, BUT DDD DUCKS IT AND RAMS HIS SHOULDER INTO HESSIAN! HESSIAN STUMBLES BACKWARDS AS DDD GETS BACK IN AND CHARGES AT HESSIAN!! SPEA—NO!! HESSIAN SIDE-STEPS AS DDD HITS OFF THE ROPES AGAIN AND HESSIAN GRABS HIM, THROWING DDD OVER!! BUT DDD HANGS ON!! HANGING FOR HIS LIFE!!

Fena: DDD WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND HESSIAN’S AND PULLS HESSIAN OVER!! DDD LANDS ON THE APRON AND ROLLS INTO THE RING AS HESSIAN HITS THE FLOOR!! DDD DID IT!!! MR.DEDEDE HAS WON THE 2012 GRAND RAMPAGE!!! I’M SPEECHLESS!!! THIS ARENA HAS ERUPTED INTO CHEERS AS DDD HAS WON HIS LAST HURRAH!!! BUT WAITT!! HESSIAN’S RIGHT FOOT IS TOUCHING THE APRON!! IT NEVER HIT THE FLOOR!! HESSIAN IS STILL IN THIS!

Stew: Hessian lifts himself up onto one leg, Hessian gets back into the ring with his right leg never touching the floor and Mr.DEDEDE hasn’t realized it as Mr.DEDEDE turns around …AND HESSIAN CLOTHESLINES DDD OVER THE OTHER TOP ROPE!! DDD HITS THE FLOOR!!! IT’S OVER!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Ring Announcer: HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE 2012 GRAND RAMPAGE WINNNERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! ……CHRISSSSS!!!!!! HESSSSSIIIIIAAANNN!!!!!!!

ETR: HESSIAN DID IT!! HESSIAN HAS WON THE 2012 GRAND RAMPAGE!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT A NIGHT FOR CHRIS, HE MADE HBB SAY ‘’I QUIT’’ AND NOW HE HAS WON THE GRAND RAMPAGE, LAST ELIMINATING MR.DEDEDE OF ALL PEOPLE AND HE IS GOING TO HEADLINE THE BIGGEST PAIN FOR PRIDE OF ALL TIME!!

Fena: HE’S BEEN LABLED A CHOKE ARTIST, SOMEBODY WHO COULDN’T GET THE JOB DONE BUT BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY, CHRIS HESSIAN HAS SOLDIFIED HIMSELF AS THE ‘’MAN’’ IN EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING! WHAT A NIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! WHAT A AMAZING FPV, ONE THAT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE BIGGEST AND MOST SHOCKING GRAND RAMPAGE!!

Stew: Thank you all for joining us tonight and on behalf of ETR and Cuck.U.Fena, I hope to see you all tune in for the fallout to this AMAZING show on Voltage, Dynasty, and Showdown as the Road to Pride is now ON!

(Chris Hessian is shown celebrating on the turnbuckle and pointing at the Pain For Pride logo as fireworks go off from the arena ceiling)

(Pain For Pride logo flashes)

( EAW logo buzzes )

Reckless Wiring (2012)

Defiance (2012)