Grand Rampage (2011)

(EAW Intro plays)

Narrator: Tonight is the night where numbers are both your enemy and your ally.. Numbers define everything in the Grand Rampage match. Big, small, strong, weak, no matter who you are, the numbers are what decides your true fate.

(Camera shows Masters eliminating MVM to win the 2008 Grand Rampage match)

Narrator: One man’s history making moment..

(Camera shows Captain Charisma eliminating Regulator to win the 2009 Grand Rampage match)

Narrator: One man’s defying of the odds..

(Camera shows Cyclone eliminating both Kevin Devastation and HRDO to win the 2010 Grand Rampage match)

Narrator: One man’s career defining moment..

(Camera shows close-up shots of MVM, Regulator, Kevin Devastation, and HRDO after the Grand Rampage matches)

Narrator: Four men’s destinies taken away..

(Camera shows a montage of everyone making their way to the ring in all of the Grand Rampage matches)

Narrator: Twenty-Nine men’s shot at headlining Pain For Pride..

(Camera shows a montage of everyone being eliminated from all of the Grand Rampage matches)

Narrator: Eighty-Seven men’s dreams crushed…

(Camera cuts to a preview of everyone in the 2011 Grand Rampage)

StarrStan: But tonight–

Robbie V: But tonight–

John Alloy: Tonight–

George Copeland: Tonight–

Extreme Enigma: TONIGHT–

Medusa: TONIGHT–

Mr.Blood: It’s my destiny!

Jason Cage: It’s my destiny..

Superior Quality 85: MY DESTINY!

Narrator: But tonight…

(Camera fades to Mr.DEDEDE standing over a table with a smile on his face and a die in his hand)

Mr. DEDEDE: Tonight.. It’s MY destiny.

( Mr.DEDEDE rolls the die on the table as the camera cuts to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmErXp14RUw )

(Camera fades into Safeco Field, as a HUGE display of fireworks goes off and “Last Man Standing” by Pop Evil begins to play)

Deadprez: WELCOME!!!! TO THE GRAND RAMPAGE!!! WE ARE SET AND READY TO GO FOR TONIGHT!!!… We’re in front of 54,000 people here tonight in a SOLD OUT Safeco Field!!… I’m Deadprez, and I’m alongside my Showdown partner, ETR… but alongside us tonight are both announce crews, the Dynasty, and Voltage announce team… and the Dynasty announce team will give their hellos in a minute, but lets go over to the Voltage table, how ya doin Stew and Masters?…

Stew-O: Great, Prez! It’s the Grand Rampage, we’re nearing the Road to Pain For Pride! How could I be bad?!

Masters: I agree, Stew… tonight’s a HUGE night… and I’m proud to say that Voltage will be experiencing its FIRST Grand Rampage tonight!

( A recap of the feud between Extreme Enigma and John Alloy is aired, highlighting the intensity of their rivalry ) ..

( The camera pans to the ring ) ..

( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Announcer: This following contest, is a HANDICAP MATCH, contested for the NATIONAL EXTRRREEEME CHAMPIONSHIP!!!…

( Extreme Enigma’s music hits as he and Eric Darkthrone walk out, holding both the Fake and the Real National Extreme Titles )

Announcer: Introducing the challengers!!… they are ERIC DARKTHRONE… AND EXTREEEEEEEME EEEEENIGMAAAA!!!

Jaywalker: Even though it doesn’t look like it, Darkthrone and Enigma are indeed the challengers tonight. And as you can see Extreme Enigma is alittle banged up, and thats because just on Dynasty days ago, Extreme Enigma took a 20 foot leap into John Alloy for no apparent reason, other then–

WWEFan: Well Jay, theres gotta be a reason..

Jaywalker: I was getting to that. No apparent reason, before i was interrupted, other than the fact that Enigma wants to make a grand scale statement!

WWEFan: And Enigma and Darkthrone look hellbent on making even a bigger statement, but I don’t see what you’re proving going against a man for his Title, in a Handicap match. That’s not very fair…

( Eric Darkthrone snatches the microphone from the ring announcer )

Eric Darkthrone: Well why don’t we make ourselves clear… *Darkthrone looks around intensely and angrily* … we’re NOT challengers. Extreme Enigma is the 19th National Extreme Champion, and I am the 19 and 1/2th.. And tonight, we’re going to eliminate John Alloy from the long list of contenders for this belt.

Eric Darkthrone: And I’ll be sure to not only eliminate Alloy from the title scene, but ELIMINATE HIS LIVELIHOOD, AND BRING TO HIM HIS OWN PERSONAL END OF DAYS… *Enigma is handed the mic*.. ( Enigma stares into the camera, signaling a closeup of the camera into his painted face )

Extreme Enigma: …

Extreme Enigma: ….

Extreme Enigma: And thats a fact, jack…

( Enigma and Darkthrone head to their corner, warming up for the match as they conversate ) …
…. ( The lights in the arena darken, and a searching spotlight swings thruout the arena, until it ends up shining at the ceiling directly above the ring ) …

Jaywalker: Whats this?…

( The spotlight lowers, as a human body is lowered, and the lights flicker on and off as it can be seen as John Alloy, being lowered from the top of the arena straight into the middle of the ring, as Extreme Enigma looks up in shock )

Jaywalker: Well would you look at that!! It looks like Alloy doesnt feel like walking down to the ring, so hes just gonna “drop in”! Enigma and Darkthrone look up as Alloy is being lowered to the ring by a harnass!! ( Alloy reaches the level of the ring, and is brought down to his feet ) …

**Darkthrone and Enigma charge towards Alloy before he can unhook his harnass, as Alloys music stops and the lights go on**

WWEFan: Hey hold on!!! Hold on! Darkthrone and Enigma, before Alloy can even take his harnass vest off are ATTACKING, throwing rights and lefts from all over the place at John Alloy!! And Enigma sends a boot into the gut of Alloy, as Darkthrone AXEHANDLES a club to the spine, and Enigma heads over to Alloy and mercilessly chokes him out with his bare hands!!! Darkthrone now orders the ref to get the bell rung! … ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Jaywalker: Well I guess its on now, but much more than just a rough start for Alloy! Darkthrone RIPS off Alloys vest! As Enigma is crouched over Alloy, Alloy trying to pull himself up, as Enigma sends SLAP AFTER SLAP into the face of John Alloy!! And despite the slaps, Alloy is getting onto one knee, and connects an uppercut into Enigmas jaw!! As Enigma turns around, and Darkthrone heads towards him as Alloy connects an elbow into Darkthrones ribs, Alloy gets up and sends a boot straight into the midsection, and as Enigma runs towards Alloy… Alloy swings, and puts Darkthrone infront of him as Enigma collides RIGHT into his partner!!!

WWEFan: And now Alloy heads over to the turnbuckle to quickly recovery, as Darkthrone is slumped back into the ropes, and Extreme Enigma runs straight towards John Alloy… but John Alloy SIDESTEPS out of the corner, as EE bumps into the corner, and Alloy turns EE around facing him as Alloy unleashes a barrage of right hooks and left hooks, back and forth right into Extreme Enigmas face!! And hey… look what Darkthrone is pulling from the apron!!! Its a STUDDED BASEBALL BAT!! OH NO!!! DARKTHRONE PULLS IT OUT, AS HE HEADS TOWARDS ALLOY AND ALLOY TURNS AROUND… AND DARKTHRONE SWINGS THAT BAT INTO ALLOYS GUT—

Jaywalker: HEY!! NO!!! ALLOY LIFTS THE BIG BOOT, CONNECTING DEAD INTO DARKTHRONES FACE BEFORE CONNECTION!! And Alloy covers Darkthrone quickly!!! OOOOONEEEE…. TWOOO, But theres the quick shoulder out here! And John Alloy is getting back to his feet, as Extreme Enigma wraps his arms around Alloys legs, dropping Alloy to the ground as Enigma slides out of the ring and pulls John Alloy out with him… and now Alloy is pulled out, on his feet as Alloy swings a right hand, but Enigma ducks under it, behind him and Enigma LEAPS at Alloy connecting a running double axehandle! And Alloy returns to his feet, as Enigma runs and connects ANOTHER running double axehandle-takedown! And as Alloy pulls himself back up to his feet…

WWEFan: Extreme Enigma pulls John Alloy in, and is going for the TWIST OF FATE!! AAAAND ENIGMA CONNECTS IT, DIRECTLY INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! AS ALLOYS HEAD HITS THE GROUND IN A SICKENING WAY! And Enigma looks up to the ring, and barks at the referee to come outside to count! The ref isn’t supposed to make pinfalls outside, it’s not a falls Count Anywhere match, but the ref is being forced to by the Dynasty GM!

Jaywalker: He’d better do what he says if he still wants a job!

WWEFan: And the ref slides out of the ring, as Extreme Enigma covers, OOOOOOOONEEEE… TWOOOOOOOOO…. But ALLOY shoots the shoulder up! And Extreme Enigma pulls himself up with the apron, as Eric Darkthrone slides out of the ring, and Extreme Enigma slides in it… now Eric Darkthrone is standing over a broken John Alloy, as Eric pulls Alloy up, brings him infront of the Steel Steps and BASHES his face directly into the Steps!! And Eric repeats this, slamming his face into those metal steps like theres no tomorrow!

Jaywalker: And after a good 7 or 8 of those, Darkthrone pulls Alloy away from the steps, and them tosses him RIGHT BACK INTO THEM, as Alloy flips over them, with his knee colliding RIGHT into the steps, and Alloy falling right infront of Voltages announce table! Eric Darkthrone now takes a breather as John Alloy is on the ground grasping at his knee. Meanwhile, Extreme Enigma is at the other side of the ring pulling out abunch of extension chords.. looking for something he can find here. And now Alloy is up to his feet wobbling a moment later as Darkthrone DARTS TO THE STEEL STEPS, JUMPS ON AND LEAPS OFF THE STEPS, AND FLIES TOWARDS JOHN ALLOY!!! AND——

WWEFan: JOHN ALLOY CATCHES THE 375 POUNDERED ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! AND JOHN ALLOY DROPS THE SAMOAN DROP, SENDING ERIC DARKTHRONE RIGHT THROUGH THE VOLTAGE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! WOW, ERIC DARKTHRONE IS LAID OUT!!! And John Alloy after ALL that energy taken out of him gets back up as quickly as he can… And Enigma sees this, as hes got abunch of extension chords in his hands and he heads right towards Alloy and SWINGS THOSE EXTENSION CHORDS ACROSS JOHN ALLOYS FACE… But Alloy DUCKS under them, and Alloy SHOVES Enigma spinefirst into the Ringpost!!! And Alloy quickly bends over to pick up one of the monitors from Voltages table…

Jaywalker: Enigma heads towards him with the Extension Cables, clutching his back with one hand as he swings— and Alloy TURNS TOWARDS EE, AND BASHES THE MONITOR INTO HIS FACE!!! My God man! Enigma stumbles over the Ring Apron, and is laid out there! And John Alloy heads over to Enigma, rolling him into the ring and picking up those extension chords, as he stares down with them with a mad look in his eye… and in the ring Extreme Enigma is giving every single thing he has just to stir, he SHOULD be knocked out man. And Alloy slides in the ring, and covers Extreme Enigma! OOOOOONEEE… TWOOOOOOOOOO….. but Enigma kicks out quickly!! And now Alloy hovers over EE, and TEARS off his shirt!! And Enigmas just laying there on his face, as Alloy stands over him and starts WHIPPING HIM, LASHING THOSE EXTENSION CHORDS STRAIGHT ACROSS HIS BACK!!! AS ENIGMA CAN ONLY TREMBLE AND QUIVER, SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN AS MARKS START GROWING ACROSS HIS BACK!!! DAMN MAN!!!

WWEFan: And John Alloy brings Extreme Enigma up, laying him leaned back on the ring ropes, as he gets the extension chords, and SWINGS THEM, AS THEY SMACK AGAINST ENIGMAS FACE!! AND THEN SWING INTO HIS CHEST, OVER AND OVER!!!

Jaywalker: HEY HEY WAIT!!! LOOK FROM BEHIND ALLOY, ERIC DARKTHRONE SLIDES IN, AND RUNS STRAIGHT TOWARDS JOHN ALLOY— BUT ALLOY SHIFTS AWAY, AS ERIC ACCIDENTLY CLOTHESLINES EXTREME ENIGMA TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, AS EE LANDS ON THE APRON!!!And FROM BEHIND, JOHN ALLOY LIFTS ERIC DARKTHRONE UP!!! AND ALLOY HAS IN THE TORTURE RACK!!!! THE TORTURE RACK LOCKED IN!! ERIC DARKTHRONE CANT TAKE IT!!! AS JOHN ALLOY IS PUTTING HIS ALL, HIS ALL INTO THIS TORTURE RACK!!! ERIC DARKTHRONE IS FIGHTING, HE’S TRYING….. BUT ITS TOO MUCH, DARKTHRONE TAPS OUT!!!! GAME OVER!!!! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( John Alloys music hits as he releases Darkthrone, falls to his knees and is handed his NE Championship as he celebrates )

Announcer: The winner of this contest… JOOOOOOOOHN.. ALLOOOOOOOOYYYYY!!!

WWEFan: And through it all!! This was a very punishing match ive gotta say, and John Alloy is
able to retain his National Extreme Championship, and have the right to call himself the 18th, and yes, CURRENT National Extreme Champion!

Jaywalker: And deservingly, this man John Alloy is a superhuman at what he does! He’s a FANTASTIC National Extreme Champ, and it seems like everytime theres an opposition he can maneuver his way around it and above it; an extremely respectable attribute to this young man who’s got a WAYS to go!

WWEFan: Oh absolutely… Extreme Enigma is rolling into the ring, on the floor facing the ground, he cant believe that he lost this match, and John Alloy has proved that he’s at the top of the food chain right now! The only question is… what’s next??? …

( The camera fades backstage to Mr.DEDEDE, suited up and looking at a list of names competing in the Grand Rampage match on the wall )

Mr.DEDEDE: Chris Hessian.. Apollo… Jason Cage… Ross Shackleford… Kawajai… StarrS…
Smythers… Me..dusa??

Mr.DEDEDE: What’s a Medusa??… nevermind. *continues reading* Alex Anderson.. John Alloy.. Scott… alrght, im done im ready for the match…

( DEDEDE turns around, and sees Medusa standing right infront of him )

Mr.DEDEDE: AH! Woah, damn! Who are you??

Medusa: I’m Medusa…

Mr.DEDEDE: Medusa??? You’re a girl?? What are you doing in the Grand Rampage match?? And what the hell are you doing all… BEHIND me and crap..

Medusa: What everyone else is doing, fighting for a shot at Main Eventing Pain for Pride for the World Title. As of now, im trying to view my competitors, but you keep hogging up the spot.

Mr.DEDEDE: Wh- Y- oh.. ohhhohoh… okay I get it this is some kind of joke. I mean for a second there I actually took you being in the Grand Rampage match seriously. What kind of ink did you use to write yourself on that list like that? You’ve gotta tell me, that looks–

( Matt Ryder walks by the two )

Matt Ryder: Hi Medusa, hey DEDEDE, good luck on the Rampage..

Mr.DEDEDE: … wait… so you’re seriously in the Grand Rampage match?

Medusa: Yes, now move.

Mr.DEDEDE: WELL I have some pretty sad news for you, “Medusa”. If you actually think that you have some sort of shot at winning the Grand Ra– hell, MAKING IT TO THE FINAL 4, you’re out of your mind. You’re out there to stunt and nothing more my masked friend, and you know it.

Mr.DEDEDE: Because the simple fact is that EAW is a mans game, and there are 28 other people, actualy MALES in that match who wont even be “man” enough to win this Rampage Match. So if you think that you, some weird chick, are going to last through this at all, then buddy you’re in the wrong Battle Royal.

Medusa: Are you finished? ( DEDEDE turns around, and turns back at he grinning angrily into Medusa )

Mr.DEDEDE: Yeah, im finished.

Medusa: Good. Incase you havent noticed, ive established myself as much more worthy of a World Championship than a Vixens Champion. I am above and beyond the categories that im placed in. So theres no need to worry about me, Mr.DEDEDE. You need to worry aboout yourself. Thank you very much.

( DEDEDE scowls at her, but turns around and walks away as Medusa looks up at the list )

(Camera fades back out to the arena)

Announcer: The following contest is a Vixens Battle Royal!.. In which, the winner of the match will receive a guaranteed Vixens Title shot at Pain For Pride!!..

(SG1’s music hits)

Announcer: First, making her way to the ring… From Los Angeles, California!…. Weighing in at 118 pounds!…. S! G!! ONNNNEEEE!!!

(Jamie Ecstacy’s music hits)

Announcer: Making her way to the ring…. JAMMMIIEEEE ECSTACYYYYY!!!

(Yeimy’s music hits)

Announcer Making her way to the ring… From New Orleans, Louisiana!…. Weighing in at 136
pounds!…. YEEEIIIMMMMYY!!!

(Medusa’s music hits)

Announcer: Making her way to the ring… From No Man’s Land!…. Weighing in at 139 pounds!….
MEEEEEEEDDDUUSSSA!!!

(Eve’s music hits)

Announcer: Making her way to the ring… EVEEEEEEEEE!!!

(Carrie’s music hits)

Announcer: Making her way to the ring… From Apple Valley, California!…. Weighing in at 125 pounds!…. CAAAARRRIIIEEE!!!

(Cameron Ella Ava’s music hits)

Announcer: Making her way to the ring… From Los Angeles, California!…. Weighing in at 125 pounds!…. CAMERRROOONNN ELLA AVAAAAA!!!

(Destiny Devine’s music hits)

Announcer: Lastly, making her way to the ring… From Los Angeles, California!…. Weighing in at 160 pounds!…. DESTIINNNNNYY DEVINE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: Well there’s the bell and each and every one of these Vixens are going at it! Destiny Devine quickly goes straight for Carrie, backing her up into the corner of the ring! SG1 connects with a hip toss on Cameron Ella Ava! SHE’S LOOKING TO SEND HER TO THE OUTSIDE! But no! Cameron is able to fight back, stopping SG1 with an elbow to the jaw! CAMERON TAKES SG1 DOWN WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE! Eve is now going at it with Yeimy as Medusa looks on from a corner of her own, waiting for the right time to strike it seems..

Jaywalker: That’s a good strategy by Medusa, stay out of the way and wait for a great spot to attack.. Woah! CARRIE’S PICKED UP DESTINY ABOVE HER HEAD! GORILLA PRESS SLAM CONNECTS! Carrie showing a tremendous amount of power there! Cameron nails Carrie with a shot to the back of the head out of no where! SHE’S LOOKING TO SEND HER TO THE OUTSIDE! SG1 follows, helping Cameron send Carrie packing! But Carrie isn’t giving up that easily as she attempts to fight back!

DP: Destiny Devine is now back to her feet as she grabs a hold of both Cameron and SG1 and SMACKS their heads into one another! That’s gotta hurt! EVE TAKES YEIMY DOWN WITH A HARD DROPKICK! We might see the first elimination very quick if Eve can keep this going! Wait, she’s looking towards the crowd, I think she’s looking to do something big! Eve begins to climb to the top turnbuckle, making Yeimy her direct target!.. She’s up! MOONSAULT!!!! BUT WAIT! MEDUSA RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND! MEDUSA NAILS EVE WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE LEG! Eve loses her balance, dropping down groin-first onto the turnbuckle!

Stew: Medusa looks to follow up, pulling Eve back into a tree of woe! And oh woe with Eve as Medusa backs up.. SHE CHARGES!! AND MEDUSA WITH A HARD KNEE STRAIGHT INTO A DEFENSELESS EVE!! BUT YEIMY CONNECTS WITH A SPLASH FROM BEHIND INTO BOTH EVE AND MEDUSA!! Yeimy realizes she’s go the upper hand as Medusa turns around, dazed in the corner that Eve is caught up in.. YEIMY CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR MEDUSA!! BUT MEDUSA CATCHES HER, SENDING YEIMY OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

Announcer: Yeimy has been eliminated!!…

Jaywalker: And there’s our first elimination of this match up as all of these Vixens continue to brawl! Carrie now has SG1 sitting on the top turnbuckle, possibly looking for a superplex! And.. No! SG1 kicks Carrie away! SG1 QUICKLY CLIMBS TO THE TOP! SHE LEAPS!! SG1 CONNECTS WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY ONTO CARRIE!!! Jamie Ecstacy is now in on the fighting as with nails Destiny Devine with a few shots to the back of the head! Destiny blindly swings for Jamie, but misses! JAMIE CATCHES HER! NECKBREAKER CONNECTS ON
DESTINY!!

DP: Meanwhile, Medusa still has Eve right where she wants her in that tree of woe, slowly pulling her forward , back on top of the turnbuckle.. She’s up.. MEDUSA WITH A HARD DROPKICK INTO THE BACK OF EVE! EVE IS SENT PLUMMETING TO THE OUTSIDE LIKE A RAG DOLL!!

Announcer: Eve has been eliminated!!…

Stew: That’s two down and six to go, but Medusa may have the advantage at this point with two eliminations! SG1 is still in a fight with Carrie in the corner of the ring as Jamie Ecstacy and Cameron Ella Ava battle it out behind them.. Cameron swings for Jamie with a kick to the gut! But Jamie catches it! SHE PULLS CAMERON IN FOR A HARD CLOTHESLINE! SG1 is unloading on Carrie with lefts and rights! But Carrie finally forces SG1 off, sending her into Jamie Ecstacy, who looks to take advantage from behind! JAMIE WITH A NECKBREAKER ON SG1!!

Jaywalker: No! SG1 escapes out of it, grabbing a hold of Jamie from behind! SHE DRIVES JAMIE OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!
Announcer: Jamie Ecstacy has been eliminated!!…

DP: It seems all we have left is Medusa, Cameron Ella Ava, Carrie, Destiny Devine, and SG1! SG1 and Cameron Ella Ava have seemed to team up to take down Carrie, but Carrie isn’t giving up that easily! Carrie connects with a shot to the head of Cameron, causing her to back-pedal into the ropes! CARRIE GRABS A HOLD OF SG1 NOW, PICKING HER UP ABOVE HER HEAD! THE SHEER POWER OF CARRIE IS AMAZING, SHE COULD DAMN NEAR THROW SG1 ACROSS THE RING! BUT CAMERON COMES BACK IN WITH A HARD KICK TO THE GUT OF CARRIE!

Stew: Carrie shows off even MORE strength by not losing her grip on SG1 after that hard shot! WAIT! DESTINY DEVINE WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF CARRIE!! SG1 IS DROPPED AS CARRIE IS SENT OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!
Announcer: Carrie has been eliminated!!…

Jaywalker: Only four left and it’s still very much every woman for herself! Cameron and SG1 have now turned on one another, brawling in the corner of the ring as Destiny Devine takes notice of Medusa in the corner of the ring.. Destiny looks to trap Medusa.. But Medusa quickly escapes from her.. Destiny looks to try it again.. SHE SWINGS! But Medusa ducks under the fist of Destiny and comes up with a HARD elbow of her own into Destiny’s jaw! Medusa looks to take full advantage now as she comes off the ropes! BUT DESTINY TAKES HER DOWN WITH A DEVASTATING CLOTHESLINE!!

DP: The may be the turning of the tables for Medusa as Destiny pulls her up to her feet.. She pulls Medusa in.. VERTICAL SUPLEX CONNECTS!! Destiny isn’t finished just yet! She pulls Medusa to her feet once again, this time picking her up and placing her on the top turnbuckle.. Destiny’s looking to pick up Medusa! MUSCLE BUSTER!!!! No, wait! Medusa’s quickly struggling out of it! Destiny is forced to put her back on the top turnbuckle.. Medusa escapes, nailing Destiny with a shot!

Stew: Medusa with a stomp sends Destiny back! BUT DESTINY IMMEDIATELY CHARGES! Medusa leaps from the turnbuckle, landing behind Destiny! Destiny turns around– BUT MEDUSA PICKS HER UP ON HER SHOULDERS!! THE COMEDOWN!!!! MEDUSA CONNECTS WITH THAT DEVASTATING GTS!! DESTINY IS DAZED! MEDUSA GRABS A HOLD OF HER! AND SENDS DESTINY OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!

Announcer: Destiny Devine has been eliminated!!…

Jaywalker: Medusa looks to join the fight with Cameron Ella Ava and SG1! BUT DESTINY DROPS MEDUSA ONTO HER BACK IN THE RING BY HER FEET AND PULLS HER TO THE OUTSIDE!! DESTINY WHIPS MEDUSA HARD INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS!! Destiny looks to have proven her point to Medusa as Cameron and SG1 brawl in the ring! Cameron finally puts a stop to SG1’s offense with a HARD European uppercut! A dazed SG1 back-pedals..

DP: CAMERON WITH A SUPERKICK!!! IT CONNECTS!! Cameron could be on the verge of winning this! But wait, it seems as though she’s not finished yet as she begins to climb to the top turnbuckle! But SG1 begins climbing to her feet using the ropes.. Cameron finally makes it to the top– BUT SHE’S CUT OFF BY SG1 WITH A SHOT TO THE JAW! SG1’S LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE!! BACK BODY DROP SENDS CAMERON PLUMMETING ONTO THE CANVAS!!!

Stew: A now damaged Cameron gets back to her feet as SG1 pulls her in! SHE’S SETTING HER UP! THE PEDICURE!!!! NO! CAMERON PICKS UP SG1 BY HER SHOULDERS! SHE SENDS HER OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!! NO! SG1’S ABLE TO CATCH HERSELF ON THE APRON! Cameron believes she’s won this! Cameron realizes that not only Medusa still in this as she crawls back into the ring, but that SG1 is still in!

Jaywalker: Cameron’s gotta pick who she’s going for! CAMERON IMMEDIATELY CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR SG1!! BUT SG1 PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE!! CAMERON IS SENT GLIDING OVER THE ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!

Announcer: Cameron Ella Ava has been eliminated!!…

DP: SG1 seems proud of herself– MEDUSA NAILS SG1 WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, SENDING HER OFF THE APRON AND TO THE MAT ON THE OUTSIDE!! MEDUSA’S WON THIS!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(Medusa’s music hits)

Announcer: The Winner of this match.. Receiving a guaranteed Vixens Championship match at Pain For Pride!!…. MEEEEEEEDDDDUUUUUSSSAA!!!!

Stew: Medusa did it! She managed to overcome each and every one of her opponents tonight and.. And… And what’s going on?

(Medusa slowly pulls off her mask)

Jaywalker: WHAT IN THE HELL?! THAT– THAT’S KENDRA! THAT’S KENDRA SHAMEZ!!

Stew: You’ve gotta be kidding me! Talk about getting people to let their guard down!

DP: That’s unbelievable! I had no idea that Medusa was Kendra Shamez this entire time! This means that Kendra will challenge for the Vixens Title once again at Pain For Pride! That’s huge! Kendra is going to be the first EVER Vixen in the Grand Rampage match, she’s making history tonight!!

Stew: Well congratulation to Med… Kendra Shamez..

( Vic Vendetta is seen sitting in his lockerroom backstage with referee Jim Douggie )

( Vic is speaking to Jim in sign language, moving his hands and saying “We need to make sure that those racist assholes ADV and HBB don’t dopplegang me. Even though their relationship isn’t that great right now, the white man will do ANYTHING to put a brother down” )

( Jim Douggie Responds in sign language: “No problem, Vic. Vic, I want to tell you something. When I went deaf, it looked like I wasn’t able to get a job anywhere. Nobody wanted to hire me because I was deaf, and because I was black, so people thought I was useless. Vic, I know what you’re thinking, but not all white people are bad. Wanna know why?? Because it was a white man who got me my first gig as a referee. He knew that I enjoyed wrestling, and I was knowledgable on it. So he got me my gig, and I’ve done so much with my career. That was when my opinion changed on white folk. They’re not all bad” )

( Jim Douggie continues: “Vic, Dynasty X are competitors. The two of them are just like you, they’re looking for tickets for that meal. You want to know what happened to that white guy who got me my job?? His friends rejected him. He was an agent, and people were so pissed. They called him “negro happy”, and its like his life crumbled. All crumbled just to give me an equal shot. That’s when I realized that Heart Break Boy and ADV are competitors just like you” )

**Vic stops for a moment, looking down at the ground**

Vic Vendetta: I never thought of it that way..

( Jim Douggie in sign language: What? )

( Vic in sign language: “… I guess you’re right. If… if I used you to screw them out of their World Championship without facing them fairly, I’d be no better than every prejudiced person out there”… )

Jim Douggie: (nod)..

( Vic Vendetta in sign language: Alright… call this down the middle. )

( Alexander Da Vinci suddenly walks in through the door with the EAW Championship on his shoulders, as Vic stands up )

Vic Vendetta: Oh… what do you need?

Alexander Da Vinci: Loosen up, I’m not looking for a fight right now. But Vic, I want to tell you something. HBB is a former World Champion. He’s done everything in E-feds, and suddenly he’s going to try and put us down like the hypocrite he is, and take this EAW Championship from me. From US.

Vic Vendetta: What??

Alexander Da Vinci: HBB is just trying to rob us. You and I, Vic, we’re not abunch of kids anymore. We’re not curtain jerkers, we’re not newbies, we’re ESTABLISHED stars who’ve worked our asses off to get here. Let’s seriously think this through… do you REALLY think its fair that HBB still looks at us as curtain jerkers, newbies and scum?? Do you think its fair that HBB claims hes all about our generation, who’s time to shine is NOW, but is trying to rob us??

Vic Vendetta: No I dont. But if theres anything that I’ve learned, its that we all want tickets for that meal. We all want that shot, and its those who fight for it the hardest that are obviously the deserving ones.

Alexander Da Vinci: … what??? You’re SERIOUSLY coming at me with that crap?? You’re the SAME GUY who’s going to use Jim Douggie to screw me over. You’re thinking about the interest of fairness now????

Vic Vendetta: You’re right with what you said, but–

Alexander Da Vinci: I KNOW IM RIGHT. So what you’re going to do is make a change of plans. The deal between you and I is that we fight fairly and all that crap… as long as Jim Douggie makes sure that HBB DOESN’T win tonight.. got it??

Vic Vendetta: …… fine…. ( Vic turns around, and motions his hands telling Jim Douggie “make this match as fair of a fight as possible” )

Alexander Da Vinci: You told him??

Vic Vendetta: Good… ( ADV’s serious face turns into a smile )

Alexander Da Vinci: Then thats that. Tonight, I guarantee you, the rightful man for the EAW Championship is walking out tonight as EAW Champion, and its CERTAINLY not HBB. Good looks, and good luck… ( ADV turns around and walks through the door, as Vic looks on )

(Highlights of the rivalry between Kawajai and Power are shown including where it began at Reasonable Doubt, where Kawajai announced himself as Power’s opponent to win the Interwire Championship)

(Camera shows the Interwire Championship belt hanging from the rafters)

(Camera cuts to the Ring Announcer)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a LADDER MATCH!!!… And it is for the INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIPPPP!!!!!….. The man who unhooks the belt will be declared the winner!

(Camera pans over the arena, showing multiple ladders set up around the ringside area as Power’s music hits. Crowd cheers)

Ring Announcer: Entering first is the CHALLENGER… from New York, New York… weighing in at 290 pounds… He is the KING of EXTREMEEE… POWWWWWWWWERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

Deadprez: Welcome back out to the Showdown broadcast table, and before we even get started here… take a look at how intensely Power is lumbering around in that ring… He’s PUMPED for this match tonight! He not only looks like he’s ready to tear that championship belt down from the roof, he looks like he’s gonna pull the whole damn ROOF down with it!

ETR: Well that’s Power for ya! Ever since he hit the scene over on Showdown he’s been tearing it up, and tonight he’s looking to lock up that Interwire Championship, after an unsuccessful first attempt back at Reasonable Doubt!

Deadprez: I’m not sure if you can call THAT an attempt, ETR… Kawajai totally pulled a sneak attack on Power to make sure he would become the Interwire Champion… and these two have been at each other’s throats ever since! Tonight it all comes to an end..

ETR: Especially if Power is able to win… Last week on Showdown, Kawajai’s chosen opponent, Apollo Calix, was unable to defeat Power in a ladder match to save Kawajai’s rematch clause! If Kawajai loses tonight, he may be unable to challenge for the Interwire Championship ever again!

(Kawajai’s music hits, he comes out with Apollo Calix)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from Flemington, New Jersey… weighing in at 225 pounds… the INTERWIRE CHAMPIONNNNNNN…. KAWAJAIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: Well isn’t this a sight to see! Power and Kawajai are face to face in the ring, I think this is the first time they’ve ever been face to face, ETR, seeing as how Kawajai has been finding ways to slither over, around or under Power, doing all he can to sneak around him for the last 2 months!

ETR: Well this one certainly will be a good one, as both men look to be in prime physical condition… and the referee is gonna call for the bell right now, as this ladder match looks to be about ready to get started!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Deadprez: And these two are off to the races immediately! Power and Kawajai exchanging wild punches like they’ve been awaiting this day for their entire lives! The Interwire Championship is at stake, and I can’t blame them for putting everything they have into this match, these emotion-filled, anger-driven fists coming in from both of these extremists to each other! But Power is gonna gain the upper hand early on here! He’s hitting a few punches in a row now, as he’s mounting up the offense and Kawajai is too stunned by these incoming right hands to strike back at the Number One Contender for his Interwire Championship!

ETR: Power backs Kawajai off the ropes, and whips him over toward the other side of the ring! Kawajai hits the ropes, and bounces back… and he’s able to take Power down with a Discus Elbow that connects right under the chin of Power! Kawajai hits the ropes again with Power down, as he bounces back, JUST AS POWER JUMPS UP TO HIS FEET!! POWER HITS KAWAJAI WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE, THAT NEARLY FLIPPED HIM OVER COMPLETELY!! And Power is gonna take his striking ability to Kawajai, raining down punches into the fallen Kawajai, as he crouches over him!

Deadprez: Power pulls Kawajai up to his feet by the hair… and Power has a big score to settle tonight, with the constant humiliation that Kawajai has tried to inflict upon him these past few months, Power is looking for some retribution! He’s gonna whip Kawajai here… No! Kawajai with a Reverse Irish Whip that sends Power to the ropes! Kawajai leans in for a Back Body Drop… but Power comes back in with a Single-Knee Facebuster as he stops short, enabling himself to counter Kawajai’s Back Body Drop attempt with an attack of his own that sends Kawajai stumbling away from him in the ring!

ETR: Power hits the ropes, and comes back at Kawajai, swinging a clothesline! But Kawajai ducks under it! He brings Power into position for an Inverted Neckbreaker, but Power is able to twist away and push Kawajai toward the corner of the ring! Kawajai comes back out toward Power and lands a kick to the gut! He’s taking it to him with some right hands, backing Power down into the corner! Kawajai tries to swing another kick! But Power CATCHES IT!!… NO PROBLEM FOR KAWAJAI!! HE STEPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH AN ENZUIGIRI, AND IT KNOCKS POWER INTO A SEATED POSITION AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES IN THE CORNER!!

Deadprez: Kawajai is throwing punches, stomps, anything he can do to keep his near 300-pound opponent down! And that’s exactly the strategy he needs to use in order to win this Ladder Match tonight… he needs to immobilize Power to the point where he’s not able to climb up that ladder and take that belt! Those ladders are still positioned outside the ring, scattered around the arena… but these two seem to be more concerned about beating the hell out of each other than bringing the ladders into the ring right now… and I can’t say I blame them! The rivalry between these men is personal! Power is able to pull himself up in the corner… but Kawajai brings him in and whips him toward the ropes! Power rebounds, and comes back at Kawajai with a knee to the gut! He pulls Kawajai in near the ropes, setting up for that Exodus Powerbomb! Could we be seeing an early ending to this match?!

ETR: NOT FOR POWER!!! KAWAJAI COUNTERS POWER’S ATTEMPT AT THE EXODUS POWERBOMB WITH A BACK BODY DROP THAT SENDS POWER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!… Kawajai takes a knee in the ring, as Power struggles to get up on the outside… he’s taking a breather to conserve his energy in an all-important match such as this one… but he can’t waste too much time, and he realizes that as he heads out of the ring, to bring the first ladder into the match! Power is pushing himself up to his feet, and as Kawajai goes for the ladder, Power is going for Kawajai!! He sends an elbow to Kawajai’s spine! And they’re out near the stage, battling it out as Power is able to take the upper hand! He’s sending repeated fists at Kawajai, and grabs him by the head, RAMMING HIM INTO THE BARRICADE WALL!!! HEAD FIRST!!!

Deadprez: Kawajai is still standing, but he’s on wobbly legs! Power is trying to lead him back toward the ring, and he’s able to do so, as he sends Kawajai sliding into the ring… and Power is back in shortly after him! Still no ladders put into use thus far, as Power eats an uppercut from Kawajai just as he was about to get back on the attack! Kawajai is sending some combinations of punches at Power, and sends him off the ropes! Power comes back, and he’s able to duck under an incoming clothesline from Kawajai! Power hits the ropes again, and comes back at Kawajai… KAWAJAI is the one to duck under the clothesline from POWER now!!… And Kawajai hits the ropes, as he heads back at Power— SPINEBUSTER!!! Power grabs Kawajai and pulls him in, PLANTING him into the canvas with that Spinebuster!

ETR: And with Kawajai down in the ring, Power is going to make his exit to ringside! And he’s heading over toward one of the ladders! Power grabs the ladder as Kawajai is getting to his feet in the ring… and he’s gonna hit the ropes? With Power on the outside, Kawajai hits the ropes!! AND A SUICIDE DIVE!!! KAWAJAI LEAPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND DIVES INTO POWER, AS THEY BOTH GO FLYING INTO THAT LADDER!!! THEY CRASH-LAND INTO THAT LADDER, AND I BELIEVE POWER ABSORBED MOST OF THE PUNISHMENT!!! KAWAJAI TURNING THE TIDES WITH THAT SUICIDE DIVE!!!… Kawajai is the first to stir… as he’s able to bring himself to regain awareness, realizing that Power is still down, Kawajai grabs the ladder…

Deadprez: And Kawajai’s gonna go for it! With Power down on the outside after being forced to crash into the ladder, Kawajai is able to get to his feet and grab that ladder as he brings it toward the ring, but Power is pushing himself up, slowly after Kawajai!!… Power is on his feet, and he’s gonna limp over toward Kawajai and smack a Forearm Smash into the back of his neck! Kawajai leaves the ladder leaning against the ring apron, as Power grabs him by the arm and attempts to whip him right into that ladder, set up right here, standing up against the ring! BUT KAWAJAI COUNTERS WITH A REVERSE IRISH WHIP, AND HE TOSSES POWER INTO THE LADDER!!! Power stumbles off of the ladder after taking in that impact.. and he trips over right into a clothesline from Kawajai on the outside of the ring!

ETR: And a ladder is going to enter the ring for the first time in this matchup! Kawajai slides the ladder into the ring, as Power is down! This could be it right here! Kawajai’s chance to prove himself as a true Interwire Champion, as it’s only him, that ladder, and the championship belt, hanging 15 feet overhead! Kawajai stands that ladder up, directly underneath the dangling Interwire Championship… But Power is pushing himself up outside the ring, and he’s gonna go from the ringside floor to the top rope, with Kawajai climbing the ladder!! POWER LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! AND HE HITS KAWAJAI WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!!! A MISSILE DROPKICK FROM THE BIG MAN!!! HE JUST KICKED KAWAJAI AND THE LADDER DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!

Deadprez: When that ladder gets brought into the ring, it’s not just gonna be used to climb… that thing’s gonna be used as a weapon, which heightens the danger of this match, and even though these two men are younger stars in this business, a match like this can be a career-shortening event! AND A PRIME EXAMPLE COMING UP RIGHT HERE!!! POWER HAS THE LADDER IN HIS HANDS!!! AND HE RAMS IT INTO KAWAJAI, WHO WAS JUST RETURNING TO HIS FEET!! KAWAJAI DOWN, POWER IS ON HIS FEET, WITH THAT LADDER AS HE SETS IT UP IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND HE’S GETTING READY TO CLIMB!!! Power is slowly making his way up the ladder, and with each step, the coveted Interwire Championship gets closer and closer to the reach of Power! Kawajai is trying to get up, but he’s struggling after taking that shot with the ladder!

ETR: Don’t count him out yet! Power isn’t getting up that ladder very quickly, as both of these men are already drained of a lot of energy! Kawajai is forcing himself up to his feet, knowing the importance of this situation, he CANNOT let Power advance too far up that ladder, with the Interwire Championship hanging not too far away! Kawajai is heading over toward the ladder, and he’s climbing up as well! We’ve got both men heading to the top of the ladder, with the Interwire Championship hanging DIRECTLY over their heads! Power slugs a right hand at Kawajai… and Kawajai comes back with a slick left! They’re exchanging blows about 15 feet in the air, and Kawajai seems to be gaining momentum! He’s able to strike Power a few times in a row, and Power is barely hanging onto the ladder, Kawajai is coming close to knocking him off!!

Deadprez: BUT POWER COMES BACK WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FACE!!!… A sudden burst of adrenaline from Power, just as he nearly fell from the top of this ladder! Power is trying to fight back… BUT KAWAJAI POKES HIS THUMB RIGHT INTO THE EYE!!! KAWAJAI THUMBS THE EYE OF POWER, AND BRINGS HIM INTO A FRONT HEADLOCK ON TOP OF THE LADDER!!… This could be big… this could be VERY, VERY big, as Kawajai is looking around him… he’s gonna do it, ETR, he’s gonna do it folks!! SUPERPLEX!!! HE DID IT!!! A SUPERPLEX FROM KAWAJAI THAT SENDS POWER FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER, OVER THE ROPES AND OUT TO RINGSIDE!!! HE CRASH-LANDS ON THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! HE’S GOTTA BE OUT!!! HE’S GOTTA BE!!!! HUGE SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER FROM KAWAJAI!!! AND THAT MAY HAVE JUST WON HIM THE MATCH!!

ETR: Power is out on the floor, and Kawajai landed on the canvas in the ring! He’s a bit slow to get up, but Power hasn’t even moved after taking that AWFUL fall from the top of the ladder! And as hard as it is to watch, we’ve GOTTA take a look at that again! That’s a human being out there, falling at that speed, from that height and colliding with ridiculous force into the floor!

(Replays are shown of Kawajai’s Superplex from the top of the ladder, with Power hitting the ringside floor)

ETR: DAMN!! It’s hard to look at.. but this is Extreme Answerz Wrestling! And if you want to be champion, you’ve gotta go through HELL and back, so it’s Power’s responsibility to fight through this if he wants to be the Interwire Champion!!… The thing is though, I’m not sure he can do it! Kawajai is up in the ring, and he’s got that ladder with him, as Power is trying to bring himself to his feet on the outside, but he’s struggling! Kawajai is climbing up the ladder, and Power is pulling himself, using the ring apron! He’s trying to pull himself into the ring, as he’s tugging at the bottom rope now!

Deadprez: Power pulls himself into the ring… and he’s gotta get up to his feet now, as Kawajai is literally FINGERTIPS away from grabbing that championship!!… Power is up, and he limps over toward the ladder!! HE PUSHES ONE OF KAWAJAI’S LEGS OFF THE LADDER, AND PULLS HIM DOWN!!! POWER ABLE TO SAVE THIS MATCH!!! BUT THERE’S NO DOUBT IN ANYONE’S MIND THAT HE’S HURT!! HE’S DOING HIS BEST TO FIGHT THROUGH IT!!!… And now both men are down! Both men are down in the ring, the champion, Kawajai… the challenger, Power… and that Interwire Championship still hangs in the balance!! Power needs to buy himself some time… and he pushes the ladder out of the ring! That’s a smart move! He’s not gonna be able to climb that ladder in the condition he’s in right now, he needs some time to recuperate… but it’s not gonna come just yet, as Kawajai is on his feet!

ETR: Power is resting on the ropes… and Kawajai charges at him!! POWER PULLS THE TOP ROPE DOWN, AND KAWAJAI IS SENT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!! KAWAJAI IS OUT OF THE RING!!!… And NOW Power sees the opportunity… he rolls out of the ring himself.. and he’s gonna go fetch that ladder while Kawajai isn’t able to compete! Wait a second.. he’s not taking the ladder into the ring! Kawajai is slowly getting up, as Power sets it up against the barricade!! He grabs Kawajai by his neck, and he’s gonna try and RAM his skull into the ladder!!… BUT KAWAJAI CATCHES HIMSELF, LIFTING HIS FOOT AGAINST THE LADDER TO PREVENT POWER FROM BASHING HIS SKULL INTO THAT UNFORGIVING METAL OF WHICH THAT LADDER IS MADE OF…. And Kawajai throws a few punches! He’s fighting back at Power!

Deadprez: And with that ladder still set up against the barricade… Kawajai brings Power down with a Double-Leg Takedown on the outside!!… He’s not gonna… A catapult?! He’s setting Power up for a catapult into the ladder set up perfectly for this! YES!!! YES!!! KAWAJAI HITS THE CATAPULT AND SENDS THE FACE OF POWER INTO THE LADDER, SET UP AGAINST THE BARRICADE!!! AND POWER IS BLEEDING!!! POWER IS BLEEDING BELOW HIS LEFT EYE, WE’RE SEEING IT ALL UNFOLD RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!! WHAT A MATCH BETWEEN THESE TWO MEN!!… Kawajai grabs the ladder.. and he’s gonna bring it back into the ring, with Power virtually incapacitated out here at ringside!! Kawajai sets that ladder up.. and he’s gonna begin climbing…

ETR: I’m tellin ya, Prez, folks… this is IT, right here! Kawajai is almost at the top of the ladder, and Power is just stumbling around on the outside!!… Power’s gonna go ahead and grab another one of these ladders set up around the arena, and bring a second ladder toward the ring, but Kawajai is at the top! And he’s gonna unhook the championship!! Kawajai’s got it!! NO!!!! POWER USES THAT SECOND LADDER TO POKE THE CHAMPIONSHIP OUT OF KAWAJAI’S REACH!!! JESUS CHRIST, KAWAJAI ALMOST HAD THAT BELT IN HIS HANDS!! POWER’S GONNA TAKE THAT LADDER NOW!! AND LOOK OUT!!! HE SWINGS IT RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF KAWAJAI, KNOCKING HIM OFF THE LADDER!!! KAWAJAI FALLS TO THE CANVAS… Power is essentially drained of all energy… He’s barely able to stand, as he falls to one knee in the ring…

Deadprez: He’s gonna HAVE to push himself! He can’t sit there on one knee and expect a sudden burst of energy to carry him up that ladder! Power has to find a way to get up to his feet, even if his body is telling him that he can’t go anymore! And the same goes for Kawajai! Neither one of these guys are in good shape to say the LEAST, but Power is trying to force himself up that ladder, albeit with spaghetti legs!! He’s slowly making his way up, very slowly… With each time someone tries to climb the ladder, they go slower and slower as this grueling match carries on!!… Look at Power’s legs! They’re trembling as he climbs up the ladder… and Kawajai, even if he may have a broken nose, is trying to slide into the ring!

ETR: AND KAWAJAI!!! IT SEEMS AS IF HE USED HIS LAST BIT OF STORED ENERGY!! HE LEAPS UP AND INTO THE RING, AND SHOVES THE LADDER OVER!!! HE SHOVES THE LADDER OVER AS POWER FALLS!!! THE LADDER AND POWER BOTH FALL, AS DOES KAWAJAI!!! POWER AND KAWAJAI ARE BOTH DOWN ON THE CANVAS!! THAT INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP IS STILL UP FOR GRABS!!!… IT’S STILL UP FOR GRABS AS KAWAJAI IS TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP!!!… AS IS POWER!!! BOTH MEN ARE IN THE SAME EXACT POSITION RIGHT NOW, AS THEY’RE PUSHING THEMSELVES TO CONTINUE ON!!! IT’S ALL ABOUT WHO WANTS IT MORE!!!

Deadprez: And they’re both making their way towards the ladder… and climbing up, ONE-MORE-TIME… I think this is all their bodies are going to let them do!! This last time up the ladder, IF they’re even able to make it up.. and so far, NOT so good as neither man is making good progress up the ladder!!… It seems as if each step up the ladder is taking HOURS… and by the time they get to the top, I have absolutely NO IDEA what could possibly be holding them up! They’re making progress though, slowly, but steady, as they inch their way up… and Kawajai is nearing the top of the ladder! Power isn’t far behind! Kawajai is up on the top!! He’s literally STANDING on the top of the ladder, as he’s got the Interwire Championship in his hands!! But Power PULLS Kawajai in, and onto his shoulders?!?! WHAT IS THIS?!?!? POWER PULLS KAWAJAI ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! HE’S GOT HIM IN EXODUS POWERBOMB POSITION ON THE LADDER!!! NO WAY IS THIS POSSIBLE!!! NO WAY!!! NO WAY!!! IT CAN’T HAPPEN!!! HOLY CRAP!!! POWER HITS THE EXODUS POWERBOMB ON KAWAJAI FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! KAWAJAI CRASHES!!!! HE CRASHES!!! JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!!! AND POWER NEEDS TO REACH UP!!! KAWAJAI IS DONE!!! DONE!!!!

ETR: Power reaches up above his head, and he’s gonna tamper with the belt!! It’s right there for him!! AND POWER UNHOOKS IT!!! POWER UNHOOKS THE INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

ETR: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!! A NEW CHAMPION!!! MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES!!! What I THOUGHT I was seeing was two men who were COMPLETELY drained of all energy, trying to climb up that ladder and see who could grab the belt first… but both men had energy stored somewhere inside them.. and Power… Power dug DEEP within himself to find the ability to pull Kawajai into position for that Exodus Powerbomb from overhead!! He hit it from the top of the ladder!!!

(Replays are shown of Kawajai being powerbombed from the top of the ladder, 15 feet downward to the ring)

Ring Announcer: The winner… and the NEWWWWWW… INTERWIRE CHAMPIONNNNNNNN…. POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deadprez: What a match!! What an UNBELIEVEABLE MATCH!!! These two gave it ALL THEY HAD!! And in the end, it was Power who had just a LITTLE bit more! And HE was able to take it all home! The Interwire Championship, and Kawajai’s rights to a rematch!

ETR: That’s right! Kawajai can no longer challenge for the Interwire Championship for as long as its in Power’s possession! And judging on what happened here tonight, I’m gonna have to predict that Power’s gonna be a tough champ to defeat!

Deadprez: I’m SURE there’s already a line forming back in the locker room, full of contenders vying for that shot at the belt… and the next challenger will have a rough road ahead, like you said ETR… Power is no walk in the park!

( Camera fades backstage to a hallway where Rated R Shaman is seen walking )
Rated R Shaman: Ugh… I havent seen Robbie… im already in ring gear i dont have my phone… damn..

( RRS walks down a hallway, but one of the bathroom doors open as Jaywalker walks out of it ) ..

Rated R Shaman (walking by Jay, but still looking to the ground): Sup, Jay…

Jaywalker *smiling*: Hey, RRS, looking for Robbie?? ( RRS stops as he turns towards Jay )

Rated R Shaman: I.. am. How’d you know that??

Jaywalker: You, like alot of other people tend to think outloud nowadays…

Rated R Shaman: Heh.. well have you seen him??

Jaywalker: Nope, but man, you really dont know where Robbie is?? (no)…

Rated R Shaman: Uhm… well no… whats the matter?

Jaywalker: Well nothing, but just think about it for a second, RRS… this is the Grand Rampage
match. The Graaaand… Raaaampage match. This is everyone in the ring slugging it out to get the chance at a Pain for Pride Main Event. Now RRS let me ask you, do you want to win the Grand Rampage match?

Rated R Shaman: Well… id like to.

Jaywalker: Does Robbie want to win the GR?

Rated R Shaman: Why are you aski–

Jaywalker: Just answer my question… does Robbie wanna win the Grand Rampage?

Rated R Shaman: Well obviously, I mean if him or I dont then Showdown belongs to Extreme Enigma.

Jaywalker: Well thats a pretty nice way of covering things up, isnt it RRS?

Rated R Shaman: Wha- What are you saying?? Are you trying to assume that theres some sort of dissention or miscommunication? Believe me, Jay, thats not the case. If and when Robbie or I win the Rampage, its just another World Championship thats ready to be added to SNV, and nothing more.

Jaywalker: Well… if you say so. But listen to what im saying, and im not repeating myself since i gotta get back to the announce table: Robbie has never won a World Championship before. As settled as he claims to be, hes hungry. I know he is. You HAVE to be hungry when you havent been fed gold for so long… and RRS, hunger will drive a man to do things he never thought that he could.

Jaywalker: And HEY, take this anyway you want it… but I just think you’ll want to keep your “friends” alot closer than your enemies… but hey, thats if you care enough about your friendship to try and make it last…

Jaywalker *with a slick grin on his face*: Because remember… the people who had it out for Caesar weren’t the most bitter of his enemies. They werent the common people, no, they all loved him. RRS, the people who had it out for Caesar the most were his closest friends…. so I just thought– ( Jay looks up, as Robbie next to RRS )

Robbie V: Hey Jay, RRS, watchu guys talking about?
Jaywalker: Ugh, politics as usual. You know with the gas prices these days driving around the US is such a chore. Hopefully it doesnt get to 5 dollars an hour..

Robbie V: Haha true, by the time our kids are grown they’re probably gonna charge us to breathe (roll) …

Jaywalker: I’m off… and remember RRS, remember those “gas prices”.. ( Jay turns around, as RRS looks down to the ground, disturbed )

Robbie V: Whatsup, dude? Ready for the Rampage? Whats wrong??

Rated R Shaman: Nothing… yeah, GR, tonight right?

Robbie V: Nope, its next year in 2020. DUH its tonight, lets talk strategy.

Rated R Shaman: Alright… ( Both men walk off )

Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall.. And it is for THE ANSWERS CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD!!…

(Lethal Consequences’ music hits)

Announcer: First, the challenger!… Making his way to the ring.. From Oakland, California!…. Weighing in at 232 pounds!…. “The King of the Mountain”…. LETHAAALLLL CONSEQUENCES!!!

Stew: This has been a long time coming, Masters, and you gotta guess what’s going through the mind of Lethal Consequences. He’s been abused by Y2Impact’s power as General Manager like no one I have ever seen, and because of which, his JOB his on the line tonight!

Masters: Oh I think you’re just overreacting again, Stew, you forget that Lethal Consequences really wanted to start something when he chopped the locks of Y2Impact with a pair of scissors!

(Y2Impact’s music hits)

Announcer: And his opponent!.. Making his way to the ring… From Seattle, Washington!…. Weighing in at 226 pounds!…. He is THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!…. Y! 2!! IMMMPPAAACCTTT!!!

Masters: I’m not gonna lie though, Stew, Lethal Consequences is a serious threat to this man’s Answers World Championship reign, both men have been going at it for WEEKS ever since LC earned the right to challenge Impact by winning the Gold Rush Tournament.

Stew: You’re damn right he earned it, LC has earned EVERYTHING he’s gotten here on Voltage..

Masters: And you’re saying Impact HASN’T?

Stew: I’m saying that Impact became nothing but a spoiled brat that has used his powers as General Manager and his allies to defeat his opponents for him while LC has won everything with his own bare hands!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew: Both of these men know what it’s all about, that Answers World Championship, but over the past weeks I think it’s boiled over just being for that Title.. Impact is looking to lock up with LC.. Both men make their way towards each other.. LC catches Impact off his guard with a HARD knife-edge chop to the chest! LC with ANOTHER chop! ANOTHER! LC whips Impact into the ropes, coming off.. BACK BODY DROP! No! IMPACT CATCHES LC WITH A SUNSET FLIP PIN! THIS COULD BE IT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!…… TWO!

Masters: Impact manages to get the two count, but that’s not enough as LC kicks out.. LC quickly escapes Impact grasp, rolling to his feet– DROPKICK STRAIGHT TO THE FACE OF IMPACT!! Impact is DOWN, he damn near may have broken his nose! LC takes advantage, covering Impact!

Referee: ONE!!!!!….. TWO!!!!

Stew: Impact with a shoulder up JUST after the two count! LC quickly gets to his feet, pulling Impact up as well.. LC whips Impact HARD into the corner of the ring.. He’s looking to follow up, CHARGING! LC CONNECTS WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE ON IMPACT IN THE CORNER! And LC with a knee to the gut of Impact now! LC is attacking Impact wherever he possibly can, which can prove to be a good strategy here.. LC now, climbing up to the second turnbuckle, above Impact.. LC begins nailing Impact with punches as this crowd counts along!

Crowd: 1!… 2!.. 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8!

Masters: IMPACT SENDS LC DROPPING TO THE OUTSIDE! LC took quite a nasty spill here on the outside and Impact looks as though he may be able to take advantage of this match once again.. LC isn’t giving up yet though, he’s pulling himself to his feet using the ring apron.. IMPACT COMES OFF THE ROPES! IMPACT WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE INTO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! LC is sent back-first into the edge of the Showdown announce table! Impact looks nowhere near finished as he rolls to the outside, LC now propped up against the Showdown announce table..

Stew: IMPACT WITH A CHOP TO THE CHEST OF LC! Impact is now getting revenge for earlier with these knife-edge chops– He connects with a second one! Impact quickly turns LC around against the Showdown table.. And begins UNLOADING forearms into the back of LC! IMPACT WITH A DROPKICK INTO THE SPINE OF LC! LC collapses to the ground– But Impact stops him, propping him against the table once again! Impact climbs to the apron now as LC looks for anything to save him, slowly tearing off the tables cover.. IMPACT LEAPS! DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE!

Masters: NO! IMPACT’S SKULL CONNECTS WITH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AS LC SIDESTEPS THE ATTACK!! What’s he got in his hand?! LC NAILS IMPACT WITH THE MONITOR OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!! LC drops the monitor, staring at the downed Answers World Champion.. And he begins STOMPING on the joints of Impact’s body! I think we know what this is, Masters, he’s JAYWALKING! A short tribute to the man Impact retired last year, Jaywalker, and LC looks to take full advantage once again as he pulls Impact back to his feet..

Stew: LC navigates Impact over to the steel steps here at ringside– DRIVING THE FACE OF IMPACT STRAIGHT INTO THEM! LC is showing NO mercy and he shouldn’t have to, he knows his job is on the line and he’s gonna tear Impact apart to win! Oh wait– You can see it, blood trickling from above the left eye of Impact! LC DRIVES THE FACE OF IMPACT INTO THOSE STEPS ONCE MORE! LC is no where near done as he pulls Impact back.. AND DRIVES HIS ENTIRE BODY INTO THOSE STEPS!! The top of the steps flies off as the limp body of Impact is left on the bottom!

Masters: LC grabs a hold of Impact once again, pulling the damaged World Champion back to his feet.. AND DRIVES HIM– SPINE-FIRST ONTO THE STEPS!! LC looks to be finished with those steel steps now as he contemplates what to do next.. LC now begins making his way up, onto the ring apron as a now bloody Y2Impact refuses to stay down, pulling himself up using the ring post next to him.. LC’s climbing up to the top turnbuckle! But Impact grabs a hold of LC as he makes it to his feet! LC slowly ascends from the corner, back onto the apron.. He kicks Impact off!

Stew: Impact back-pedals near the steps– LC LEAPS!! LOU THESZ PRESS ONTO THE STEPS!!! LC IS UNLOADING ON IMPACT!! LC LOOKS TO HAVE FINALLY SNAPPED AS HE GETS TO HIS FEET, TAKING IMPACT WITH HIM, AND ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING! LC SLIDES INTO THE RING AS A DAMAGED IMPACT ATTEMPTS TO CRAWL AWAY! BUT LC GRABS A HOLD OF HIM BY HIS LEGS! HE’S LOOKING FOR SOMETHING! WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! HE’S GOT THE WALLS OF IMPACT LOCKED IN ON IMPACT HIMSELF!!! WAIT!

Masters: IMPACT, USING WHAT STRENGTH HE HAS LEFT, PULLS HIMSELF ONTO HIS BACK, BUT LC IS LOOKING TO LOCK THE WALLS BACK IN! HE– IMPACT PULLS LC IN FOR A SMALL PACKAGE OUT OF NO WHERE!! THIS IS IT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!….. TWO!!!!!!!

Stew: But NO! LC kicks out of it just after the two count! Both men quickly make it to their feet, but Impact may be in more trouble, he’s beaten, bloody, AND battered! LC PULLS HIM IN! ACID REIGN!!!! NO! Impact forces LC into the ropes! He comes off– STEP UP ENZUGURI CONNECTS ON LC OUT OF NOWHERE!! Lethal Consequences falls through the ropes, dropping to the outside like a damn rag doll!! Y2Impact may be bloody, he may be dazed, but he KNOWS when he has an opportunity to win this match! Impact rolls to the outside..

Masters: A now damaged Lethal Consequences begins pulling himself to his feet using the barricade as Impact searches under the ring for an instrument of torture.. He’s got a chair! Impact slowly makes his way toward LC like a snake in the grass, trying not to be seen as LC makes it to his feet.. IMPACT DRIVES THE EDGE OF THE CHAIR INTO THE BACK OF LC’S RIGHT LEG!! LC drops to the mat, grabbing that leg, WRITHING in pain! Impact, with a sick, DEMENTED grin on his face, raises the chair above his head.. AND DRIVES IT INTO THE LEFT LEG OF LC!!

Stew: LC is badly damaged, but he NEEDS to escape and I think he’s attempting just that, crawling towards the ring.. IMPACT SMACKS THAT CHAIR INTO THE SPINE OF LC!! LC REFUSES to give up now, pulling himself towards the ring, making it to the apron! ANOTHER SHOT TO THE SPINE, MY GOD!! Lethal Consequences is CLAWING to get into the ring! IMPACT WITH ANOTHER DAMN SHOT WITH THAT CHAIR, PUT A STOP TO THAT OR SOMETHING, REF!! Impact drops the chair and rolls a badly beaten LC into the ring..

Masters: Impact slides into the ring, I think he has this done, finished, OVER! IMPACT HOOK THE LEG OF LC FOR THE PIN, THIS IS IT!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!………

Stew: LC GETS A SHOULDER UP! Impact can’t believe it! Impact is LIVID as he hooks BOTH legs of LC! This could be all she wrote!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!

Masters: LC kicks out AGAIN?! How the hell did he do that?! Impact can’t believe it! A bloody Impact begins to pull LC slowly to his feet, he’s looking to end this! Impact screams in the face of LC to stay down! LC with a glazed look in his eyes looks on as Impact gets him to his feet.. HE LEAPS! CODEBREAKER!!!! NO! WHAT?! LC DROPS IMPACT FLAT ON HIS BACK! HE’S GOT BOTH LEGS!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT AGAIN!! IMPACT’S STRUGGLING!!

Stew: WAIT! LC QUICKLY BACKS UP INTO THE CORNER! HE DROPS DOWN, ROLLING TO THE OUTSIDE WITH THE RIGHT LEG OF IMPACT AND DRAGS IMPACT GROIN-FIRST INTO THE RING POST! What’s he looking for.. HE SETS HIM UP! MY GOD!! FIGURE FOUR LEG-LOCK AROUND THAT DAMN RING POST!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!! THIS MAY BE THE END AS WE KNOW IT! IMPACT LOOKS AS THOUGH HE’S MORE THAN READY TO TAP, MASTERS!! IMPACT IS IN INTENSE PAIN AS LC INCREASES THE PRESSURE!!

Masters: Wait! LC quickly breaks the Figure Four! LC, now on the outside, climbs back to his feet, but you can see the damage has already been done to him with that chair.. LC slowly slides into the ring, looking to once again take control of this match up.. A badly damaged Impact begins climbing back to his feet using the turnbuckles, he’s taken quite a bit of damage in this match up.. LC gets to his feet, awaiting for Impact to get up.. LC stalks his prey as Impact gets to his feet! HE TURNS HIM AROUND!! HE’S GOT HIM!! ACID REIGN!!!! THE ACID REIGN CONNECTS!!!

Stew: WITH GREAT FORCE INTO THE CANVAS AT THAT!! This it it, Masters! LC’S GOTTA PIN HIM, THIS IS IT!! LC SLOWLY DRAGS IMPACT ONTO HIS BACK! AND.. HE DROPS AN ARM OVER THE CHEST OF IMPACT!! NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!

Referee: ONE!!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!!………… THREE!!!

Masters: NO!! NO– IMPACT WITH A SHOULDER UP!! LC CAN’T BELIEVE IT! IMPACT HAS GOTTEN THE SHOULDER UP, HE IS NOT DONE YET! LC seems frustrated at this point as he pushes the Referee out of his way and grabs a hold of Impact yet again.. He’s pulling him slowly to his feet, Impact might not have anything left.. He’s up! LC PULLS HIM IN!! ACID REIGN!!!! BUT IMPACT TURNS HIM AROUND, GRABBING A HOLD OF HIS LEGS!! HE DROPS LC FLAT ON HIS BACK!! CAN HE DO IT?! CAN HE DO IT?!… WALLS OF IMPACT!!!! LOCKED IN!!

Stew: LC IS QUICKLY LOOKING FOR THE ROPES, HE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THIS!! BUT IMPACT DRAGS LC INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, DAMN IT!! LC IS ON THE VERGE OF TAPPING OUT!! DON’T TAP OUT, YOU’RE JOB IS ON THE LINE, THE ANSWERS WORLD TITLE IS ON THE LINE!! LC CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS, HE’S TAKEN ENOUGH DAMAGE FROM THOSE CHAIR SHOTS, HE CAN’T TAKE MUCH MORE!! LC’S ABOUT TO TAP!! (Crowd cheers)

Masters: What?.. WHAT?! WHAT’S THE HELL– ASHTEN CROSS!! ASHTEN CROSS IS IN THE RING, BEHIND IMPACT!! HE GRABS A HOLD OF IMPACT FROM BEHIND, CAUSING IMPACT TO BREAK THE HOLD ON LC!! HE PICKS UP IMPACT ON HIS SHOULDERS!! MY GOD– F5!!!! F5 CONNECTS!!!! IMPACT IS OUT!! THE CHAMPION IS DOWN, WE’RE GONNA SEE A NEW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! LC is once again showing his resilience as he climbs back to his feet using the ropes.. LC turns around to face Ashten..

Stew: ASHTEN PICKS HIM UP?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!! HE’S GOT LC UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!! F5!!!! ASHTEN NOW WITH AN F5 ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! What the hell is this man thinking?! Ashten– He rolls out of the ring now! And.. Ashten’s looking at that Answers World Championship.. HE TAKES THE ANSWERS WORLD TITLE!! Wait! The Referee is now on the outside trying to stop him! ASHTEN SENDS THE REF INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!

Masters: This man is on a RAMPAGE! Ashten jumps the barricade with the Answers Word Title in hand as Lethal Consequences and Y2Impact are left downed in the ring with no Referee! E.M.T.s are now rushing out here as Security goes into the crowd to attempt to catch Ashten, but it seems he’s long gone as a now coming to Impact realizes what just occurred! Impact is FURIOUS! LC is being checked on by E.M.T.s on the outside as another official speaks with the time keeper and ring announcer.. It looks like they’ve got something figured out, lets see what they have to say..

Announcer: Ahem.. Due to outside interference, the condition of both competitors, and the theft of the Answers World Championship.. This match has been ruled a NO CONTEST!… (Crowd boos)

Stew: What? You’ve gotta be kidding me! LC and Impact are as confused as the rest of us are, we have no idea what got into Ashten, but NEITHER of these men are happy about it! Wait! LC’s back in the ring as Impact yells at the official! HE TURNS HIM AROUND! BOTH MEN BRAWL TO THE GROUND!! THIS ISN’T OVER YET FOR THEM!! MORE SECURITY RUSHES OUT TO THE RING AS BOTH MEN ATTACK ONE ANOTHER!!

Masters: SECURITY GRABS BOTH IMPACT AND LC, HOLDING THEM BACK!! I got a feeling that all of this is FAR from over, Stew!

(One-half of the security team escorts a furious Y2Impact backstage as the other half of the security team holds a furious Lethal Consequences back in the ring)

( Camera fades backstage to a room with many EAW Superstars conversating in it, with white balls in certain superstars hands labeled with their numbers in the Grand Rampage match, and the Ball-Pen in the middle of the room )

*SQ85 walks up to the ball-pen, and digs into it, pulling out the number “24” as he looks at it in
happiness*

Superior Quality: 24?! Holy crap, thats GREAT!

( CT and Ross Shackleford walk up to the ball-pen )

CT: Oh please… whats so damn great about drawing 24… is it the number 30?? Yeah, I didn’t think so…

Superior Quality: Whats this wankers problem?

Ross Shackleford: Don’t mind him, SQ, CT’s just having a hissyfit since hes not even in the Grand Rampage match.

CT: Hey its BS and you know it, Ross. The Grand Rampage should be EVERYONES opportunity at greatness, yet people are getting snubbed. Talk about unfair..

Ross Shackleford: Life isn’t fair, CT..

*Ross digs into the ball-pen and pulls out one*

CT: Pull one out for me too!

Ross Shackleford: Its no use, your names not on the list. You wont make it to the Entrance Ramp with the security theyve got today…

Superior Quality: What’d you get, friend?

Ross Shackleford: A 21… not bad, dontcha say?

CT: Oh.. whatever, lets get the hell out of here before I get nausious… ( Ross and CT walk off, as
SQ walks away in a different direction and Jason Cage walks up to the ball-pen )

Jason Cage: Hmmm.. you get your numbers here huh? Alright I guess il– ( Jared Cage walks infront of the ball-pen, on the otherside of Jason )

Jared Cage: Oh, well if it isn’t my brother Jason Cage??? Whats wrong? A Title thats worth Ten Million dollars in Gold isn’t enough for you?? I’ll be glad to take it from you if you aren’t satisfied…

Jason Cage: Oh no, Jared, thats the difference between you and I… while some people like you are satisfied with money, im satisfied with greatness, bro. That’s why im gonna be sure to get the higher number than you, to make it all the more easier in walking out the Grand Rampage as the winner.

Jared Cage: Fat chance, but lets just see what we get.. *Jared digs into the ball-pen, as his hand rumbles through the spheres*

Jason Cage: We SHALL.. **Jason digs into the ball-pen as well, as him and Jared dont take their eyes off of eachother, and both men pull a sphere out at the same time with the numbers “3” on Jason Cages, and “4” on Jared Cage’s**

Jared Cage: HA! What were you saying about winning the Grand Rampage, Jason??? I guess its gonna be pretty hard when you’re NUMBER THREE.

Jason Cage: Laugh, buddy. Laugh. Because the jokes on you if you think you’re winning the Grand Rampage match.

( DJ Styles walks up to the ball pen in between both Jason and Jared )

DJ Styles: Well well well… I just couldn’t help but notice the Cage brothers and their ramblings of winning the Grand Rampage match. Boys, im gonna tell the both of you right now, to win the Grand Rampage takes AAALOT of luck. And I mean A-LOT of luck. And as the both of you can clearly see, luck just isn’t on your side, is it?!

Jason Cage: Oh please… DJ you’ve gotta be one of the most unlucky people on this roster!
Jared Cage: Yeah, DJ… infact why don’t we make alittle bet. If you pick a number out from this box thats under the number 10, then you’re going to have to…. throw us a pizza party, on the next Voltage!

Jason Cage: Yeah!

DJ Styles: You serious??

Jason Cage: Hell yeah we’re serious.

DJ Styles: Alright, but if I get ABOVE A NUMBER 10, then… then…. then you both have to walk out to the Grand Rampage Match wearing THESE shirts ( DJ Styles pulls up two T-shirts, that say “DJ Rocks” in bolded lettering )

Jason Cage: Just pick your number…

**DJ Styles digs into the ball-pin, and after a moment he pulls out a white sphere, and looks at the number with a saddened expression on his face**

Jason Cage: What is it???

Jared Cage: I dont know, but by the looks of it we’re getting a pizza party!

DJ Styles: Oh.. maybe I should get a new one, this one shouldnt count.

Jared Cage: NOPE! Thats your number, and thats OUR pizza party. Just remember, I want my pizza stuff-crusted, and make sure you tell them to lay off the sauce.

DJ Styles: Woah woah woah… **DJ Styles turns around the ball in his hand, as the number turns out to be “23”, with a smirk on his face**

Jason Cage: …. well ill be damned…

DJ Styles: It looks like YOU GUYS have got some “forced confessions”, and its gonna be all over your T-shirts, Suckers. ( DJ hands both Jared Cage and Jason Cage the “DJ Rocks” T-shirts, as he walks away leaving the both of them stunned )

( A recap to the EAW Championship Match buildup airs ) ..

( The camera pans to the ring ) … ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Announcer: This match… will be contested in a TRIPLE THREAT Match, for the EEEEEE AAAAA WWWWW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!! …

( Referee Jim Douggie is seen running from out the back, making his way to the ring )

Jaywalker: Well when you look at Jim Douggie… he’s been quite a face here in this EAW Title scene. Vic Vendetta was assigned his own private Referee in order to instill a fairness, but at first I thought Vic was just doing this to get an easy win in this match! But from the looks of it, Vic’s had himself a change of heart.

( Vic Vendettas music hits as he walks out )

WWEFan: Vic indeed has, after what we saw from Vic earlier tonight it looks like his intentions are to fight for the EAW Championship the right way, and perhaps win the right way rather than making Douggie abuse his referee powers. You can call it dumb, but I think thats a REALLY honorable decision by Vic if you ask me, something a champion would do.

( Heart Break Boy’s music hits as he comes out, amped up and making his way to the ring )

Jaywalker: Well moving on, Heart Break Boy DEFINITELY knows how this all feels like. He knows what its like to come into a match. Infact this is the Fourth time that the Heart Break Boy has competed in a World Championship match at the Grand Rampage in a row! HBB has that advantage of doing this all before, but HBB wants to WIN it this time. And even though Vic’s my man, I think HBB can do it tonight. I DEFINITELY wouldn’t count him out…

( Alexander Da Vinci’s music hits as he comes out with his EAW Championship )

WWEFan: The Champ is here in Seattle! This young stud Alexander Da Vinci whos doing everything he can to make a name for himself as the EAW Championship has his first roadblock ahead of him, and its quite the massive one! This is the last stop before Pain for Pride, this is what can and will decide the faces of Pain for Pride IV! And this is as decisive as it gets, with Da Vinci defending his Championship against a grizzled vet, and a hungry, hungry competitor! It’s starting to look like this match will go any damned way that it wants! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

Jaywalker: Well its the three guys, with referee Jim Douggie perfectly in place… they’re in attack position, looking for the first person to strike… aaand… Da Vinci goes RIGHT towards HBB, quickly and swiftly connecting blows of right fists into the skull, potential haymakers into every shot!! And Da Vinci after the several whip HBB into the ropes, and as HBB returns Da Vinci bends over…. but as HBB runs towards ADV, he DROPS to the ground infront of ADV and connects a BIGTIME uppercut into the face of ADV!!

WWEFan: And from behind, Vendetta rolls ADV into a cradle rollup!! OOOOOOONEEE!!!! …. TWOOOOOOO, but Da Vinci kicks out! And ADV gets up as Heart Break Boy heads towards Vic, backs him in the turnbuckle and delivers an assortment of HARSH Knife-Edged chops into Vic’s sternum, as Vic has nowhere to go, trapped in the turnbuckle taking in that punishment!!! And HBB whips him into the turnbuckles across the ring, and before HBB goes running, Da Vinci RUNS TOWARDS HBB, AND CLOTHESLINES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE! As Heart Break Boy
falls to the ringside floor!!

Jaywalker: And Da Vinci turns towards Vic and JETS towards him with the running clothesline— but Vic connects an elbow into Da Vinci’s face!! And Vic connects a toe kick to the gut, as ADV is bent over and Vic wraps his arms around Da Vinci… connecting the GUTWRENCH SUPLEX ON DA VINCI! And then BRIDGING the both of his legs for the pin!!! OOOOONEEEE… TWOOOOOOOOOOO, but Da Vinci KICKS right out of that! As ADV rolls to the outside of the ring! And as Da Vinci rolls out, Heart Break Boy rolls back in, and Vic jumps up…

WWEFan: And Vic rushes towards HBB, as HBB DUCKS under the swing, and spins Vic around, lifts him and connects the ATOMPIC DROP!!! As Vic falls groin-first into HBB’s knee, and HBB scoops him up, DROPPING him with the Scoop Slam!! And now HBB looks down at Da Vinci who’s outside and just getting back to his feet, as HBB runs towards ADV and connects the BASEBALL SLIDE, underneath the ropes, connecting directly into Da Vinci’s face!!! And Da Vinci stumbles back into the Showdown Announce Table, as HBB steps onto the apron now…

Jaywalker: Da Vinci stumbles closer to HBB… but HBB SPRINGS UP TO THE ROPES, AND IS GOING FOR THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!! —- BUT VIC in the ring SCURRIES up to his feet, and runs with the knee STRAIGHT into HBB’s ribs!!! And HBB BARELY hangs on to the ropes to keep him on the Apron, as Da Vinci is on the ringside behind HBB, and grabs HBB… and ADV… ALEXANDER DA VINCI CARRIES HBB, AND CONNECTS THE POWERBOMB, SENDING HBB DIRECTLY INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! The Showstopper is flat on his back, after that HUGE smack to the ground!!! We’ve gotta see this again! ( A replay shows of the Powerbomb )

WWEFan: It’s like HBB landed splat on his upper back and his neck! And in the ring Da Vinci slides back in, as Vendetta goes right at him, with back to back fists into the face, and Vendetta whips Da Vinci into the turnbuckle… but ADV REVERSES that whp, as Vic collides into the turnbuckle, and Da Vinci runs at Vic… and connects the RUNNING SHOULDERBLOCK!! That massive shoulder coming at you’re midsection in fullspeed, that just screams agony! And Vic stumbles out of the corner, walking right into ADV who pulls him in, and connects the TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM, RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS! PLANTING Vic, as he hooks the leg!!! OOOOOONE…. TWOOOOOOOOO…. But VENDETTA kicks out! Meanwhile take a look at Heart Break Boy, HBB is climbing up to the apron with a Trashcan in his hands, empty metal trashcan, HBB is still woozy from that powerbomb…

Jaywalker: And in the ring Da Vinci PULLS VENDETTA IN!!! HE’S GOT VIC PULLED IN, AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS, GOING FOR THE LAST STAND!!! BUT HEART BREAK BOY SPRINTS UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND IS STOOD THERE, AS DA VINCI TURNS TOWARDS HBB SUPRISED, AND HBB LEAPS OFF!!! AND IN MIDAIR HBB FITS HIS LEGS INTO THE TRASHCAN, AND CONNECTS THE TRASHCAN-EQUIPPED MISSILE DROPKICK, DEAD INTO ADV’S FACE!!!! WHAT AN INSANE MOVE THAT HBB JUST PULLED OFF, MAN! HBB IS READY TO WIN THAT TITLE, HE’S COVERING ADV!!! OOOOOOOOOOONEEE!!!…. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!… BUT VIC FROM BEHIND BREAKS THE PIN OUT OF DESPARATION! And HBB is getting up, but Vic runs towards HBB as hes still one one knee, as Vic connects the Bicycle Kick, with the boot SMACKING into the side of the Heart Break Boy’s skull!!! As HBB falls to the ground!

WWEFan: Just a short moment later, Vic pulls up HBB, as HBB even after that harsh boot is swinging at Vic…. but Vic JABS the thumb to the eye, temporarily blinding him, as Vic drives HBB SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL RINGPOST!! UGH, YOU CAN HEAR THAT HARSH SOUND ALL OVER THE PLACE! And HBB falls back to the outside of the ring, clutching his shoulder! That shoulder seriously looks like it was separated! And now Da Vinci is crouched over but pulling himself up, as Vic heads towards ADV, pulls him up, and hits a MEEEEAN KNIFE-EDGED CHOP, SENDING ADV DOWN AND ROLLING OUT OF THE RING!! And Vic is no dummy, Vic’s following ADV to the outside of the ring, as Vic goes towards ADV… but Da Vinci kicks into Vic’s ribs, right as Vic lunges towards him… and Da Vinci grabs Vic’s head and BASHES Vendetta face-first into the Steel Step!

Jaywalker: And now Da Vinci bends over, and sweeps Vic Vendetta right off his feet as Vic lands on his back…. and Da Vinci with both of Vic’s legs hook sizes him up, as ADV connects the CATAPAULT, SENDING VENDETTA FLYING SKULLFIRST INTO THE METAL RINGPOST!!! Vic is slouched over that ringpost in pain, as Da Vinci rolls back into the ring… but LOOK! HBB IS IN THE RING!!! HBB IS IN THE RING, WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HIS HANDS, AS HE SWINGS IT RIGHT INTO ADV’S GUT!!! And as ADV is bent over, HBB connects the CHAIRSHOT INTO THE SPINE!! AND ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER CHAIRSHOT INTO THE SPINE OF ADV!!! These guys CERTAINLY arent fighting like friends!! They’re fighting like Enemies!! And Da Vinci is close to a fetal position, with his arms clutching his stomach that was brutalized with the Steel Chair! And now HBB drops the weapon, stands over Da Vinci…. and HBB LOCKS IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH!!!! BUSINESS IS PICKING UP RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!!! THE CAMEL CLUTCH IS LOCKED IN!!!!

WWEFan: THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE, AND IT’S AT STAKE RIGHT NOW MORE THAN EVER! HBB’S GOT THE CAMEL CLUTCH LOCKED IN REEEAL TIGHT, AS ADV IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AND IS GIVEN ONLY ONE OPTION… TO TAP! BUT ADV REFUSES TO TAP OUT, NOT NOW! NOT HERE! NOT WHEN HE COULD BE GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE WITH THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE!!! ALEXANDER DA VINCI WON’T GIVE THIS–

Jaywalker: HEY LOOK!!! VIC VENDETTA SLIDES IN THE RING, AND RUNS TOWARDS THE TWO MEN, CONNECTING THE.. BAM!!!!! SCIZZORS KICK, RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF ALEXANDER DA VINCI’S SKULL!!!

WWEFan: OH MAN!!! This broke the Camel Clutch obviously, as Alexander Da Vinci rolls out of the ring, and I really think he’s out of this matchup, Jay! But that was SMART, rolling out of the ring to prevent your opponent from capitalizing, that was instinctive! And now HBB gets up, but as he gets to his feet Vic backs into the ropes, runs and connects the RUNNING FOREARM/Elbow Smash into the face, knocking HBB down! And Vendetta is now stomping… he’s ready… he’s ready and waiting for HBB to get back up, as hes setting up for the VENDETTA’S END…. He’s stalking HBB, pouncing him like HBB’s his prey… but HBB LIFTS HIS LEGS, AND KIPS HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET!! AS HBB TURNS TOWARDS A SHOCKED VIC! And now Vic runs towards HBB, swings a clothesline, but HBB maneuvers himself around it and insteads grabs that arm, and LOCKS in an armbar from behind… and from behind HBB connects the Float-Over DDT STRAIGHT into the canvas!!! And Hooks Vic’s leg!!! OOOOOOONEEEEE….
TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!……. BUT VENDETTA KICKS OUT!!!! DETERMINATION!!!!

Jaywalker: You’re ABSOLUTELY right! It’s determination thats keeping him going!! Determination, the will to win alone, THATS whats keeping Vic going!!! And as Vic is laid out flat, the Heart Break Boy gets up and he knows exactly where he needs to go, as he heads to the ring apron, and climbs up the turnbuckle and before you know it is standing up at the top…. and HBB looks down, knowing what he must do as he LEAPS OFF…………. AND CONNECTS THE HEART BREAK ELBOW, DEAD INTO THE HEART OF THE YOUNG MAN, VIC VENDETTA!!! DEAD INTO HIS HEART!!! NOW HBB AFTER CONNECTING IT KNOWS WHERE HE’S GOTTA GO, as HBB quickly claws himself up, and goes RIGHT towards the Turnbuckle!!! Right here is where the fun starts, because the Heart Break Band is TUNING UP THE BAND! Awaiting Vic Vendetta to rise up to his feet!!

1!!!! 2!!!! 3!!!! … *Vic is stirring, trying everything humanly possible to pull himself up* … 4!!!!! … 5!!!!.. 6!!!!…. *Vic is up to his feet, sphagetti legged* … 7!!!!… 8!!!!!! *Vic turns around*

WWEFan: And HBB COMES OUT OF THE CORNER, AND CONNECTS THE SWEET CHIN—- NOO, VIC DUCKS UNDER IT, AND ENDS UP BEHIND THE HEART BREAK BOY!!! Da Vinci meanwhile is climbed up to the ring apron, still COMPLETELY out of it! AND VIC SPINS HBB AROUND, AS HE HOOKS HBB AND CONNECTS THE VENDETTA’S-END— BUT HBB SHOVES VIC AWAY FROM HIM WITH ALL HE’S GOT, AS VIC COLLIDES STRAIGHT INTO ADV, AS ADV LANDS TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! AND VIC REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES, CLOSES INTO HBB AND HBB CONNECTS THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!! STRAIGHT INTO THE KISSER!!! AS VENDETTA IS KNOCKED TO THE GROUND, AND HBB COLLAPSES OVER VIC VENDETTA, AND HOOKS THE LEG!!! AND… AND REFEREE JIM DOUGGIE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO, HE DOESNT KNOW IF HE SHOULD DO IT, BUT HBB IS OVER VIC WITH HIS LEG HOOKED, AND JIM KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT VIC WOULD WANT! AS HE DROPS OVER AND COUNTS!!! OOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEE… TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!….. THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! … ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )

( The Heart Break Boy’s music hits, as he sits up, and is handed the EAW Championship )

Announcer: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW EAW CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOONN….
THE HEART!!!!!!!!…. BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAKKK!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Jaywalker: ON HIS FOURTH RAMPAGE, THE HEART BREAK BOY DOES IT! For Grand Rampage after Grand Rampage, HBB has fought for the World Championship and LOST! And HBB knew that tonight just could NOT be his fourth! He knew that it just COULD-NOT happen! And because of that, HBB made damned sure that he pulled out every stop there was to pull, in order to walk away with the gold!! *HBB is hugging the EAW Championship, celebrating*

WWEFan: The Heart Break Boy’s dry spell at the Grand Rampage has come to a replenishing end! We have a NEW EAW Champion, and his name is the Heart Break Boy! Through the thick and through the thin, through the bouts and through the losses, HBB’s put the weight of the world on his own shoulders to PREPARE for what he’d go through here, and he’s got it! He’s got the win! He’s got the gold at a long last! *HBB is leaving the arena interacting with the fans at ringside/rampside, and walking up the ramp* …

( Alexander Da Vinci slides into the ring, banged up after the match but seemingly upset )
.. ( HBB’s music stops ) .. ( Da Vinci stares down Jim Douggie, as Vic is on the ground trying to pull himself up with the ropes ) ….

Jaywalker: Alex Da Vinci is obviously irate right now… he did NOT want HBB winning the EAW Championship. And ADV is closing in on Jim Douggie, backing Jim into the corner and is BARKING at him!
Alexander Da Vinci *without a mic*: YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP! YOU STUPID PIECE OF CRAP!!! YOUR ORDERS WERE SPECIFIC, YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO LET HBB WIN!!! YOU SCREWED ME!! YOU—

WWEFan: Well Vic Vendetta is up, banged up and all as he turns Da Vinci around, obviously upset at ADV’s behavior towards Jim..

Vic Vendetta *without a mic*: He’s a deaf man. I… I told him to call this down the middle. You- you leave him alone…

Alexander Da Vinci *without a mic*: So you told him to screw me???

Vic Vendetta *without a mic*: I told him to do the right thing.. and he did. He called this match down the middle. Leave him alone.

WWEFan: OH COMEON!!! Da Vinci SLAPS Vendetta across the face!!! And Vic is banged up, both of these men are, but Vic took that superkick fresh, hes at the disadvantage! As Da Vinci nails a HAYMAKER across the face of Vendetta, as Vic is slumped across the middle rope, and Jim Douggie can only look on in horror! And now Da Vinci heads towards the turnbuckle, and rips the padding off to expose the steel part of it! And he’s going towards Vic…

Jaywalker: And Da Vinci pulls up Vic by his hair… brings him to the corner and BASHES VICS FACE INTO THE EXPOSED METAL PART OF THE TURNBUCKLE!!! THE EXPOSED STEEL MEETING VICS FACE OVER, AND OVER! AS DA VINCI REPEATEDLY RAMS VIC’S FACE INTO THE STEEL, AND VIC’S FACE GROWS INTO A BLOODY MESS! The former Champ spins Vic around now, pulls him in and sets him up into the middle of the ring, next to the steel chair… and vic connects the LAST STAND, SENDING VIC FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!

WWEFan: What’s gotten into ADV??? ADV— no… ADV turns back to Jim Douggie, and backs him into the turnbuckle with a MALEVOLENT look on his face, as Da Vinci KICKS DOUGGIE INTO THE GUT! And Da Vinci heads behind him and SNAPS IN THE HEAD & SHOULDERS!!! THE HEAD & SHOULDERS ON THE POOR DEFENSELESS JIM DOUGGIE! SWINGING THAT POOR SCRAWNY YOUNG MAN WITH THE HEAD & SHOULDERS, AND DOUGGIE’S PRETTY MUCH KNOCKED OUT! DA VINCI IS SWINGING HIM, APPLYING MORE FORCE, AS SEVERAL REFEREES RUN DOWN THE RING, AND SURROUND ADV TRYING TO PULL HIM OFF OF JIM!!

Jaywalker: And 15 seconds after the refs are surrounding him, Da Vinci FINALLY decides to let go, dropping a virtually lifeless Jim Douggie next to the lifeless Vic Vendetta! And the crowd obviously isnt happy with Da Vinci, as ADV slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp, not looking back.

WWEFan: I dont know what the hell got into ADV, but its disgusting. It’s completely disgusting, and its NOT the ADV that I thought we knew.

Jaywalker: Championships change people, Fan. You’d know that if you spent more than four minutes as an actual Champion.

WWEFan: … no comment….

( Camera pans to backstage, where CEO Mathieu Daniels is standing by, surrounded by security while on his cell phone )

CEO Daniels: Well thats great, but are you in the arena? .. *silence*..

CEO Daniels: Alright im right down the hall from the boilerroom, you should see me… *silence*… (

CEO Daniels waits a moment, until he looks up, smiling at a distance to somebody off-camera )

CEO Daniels: Alrighty. You know, my friend, you’re a smart man. ( Flashback is seen walking onto camera, shaking hands with CEO Daniels )

Flashback: Yeah, i mean being that SG2 was taken out on Dynasty by the horrible, absolutely “hoorrible” accident, his trash is my treasure now! And I get to enter the Grand Rampage match at _# 28!!! Thank you so much for giving this to me!

**CEO digs into his pocket, and pulls out a white ball labeled “28”, placing it in Flashbacks hand** … its simple, Flashy. All you’ve gotta do is show up right as _# 28 is supposed to enter the Grand Rampage, with that white ball in your hands, and you’ll be able to compete for a chance to Main Event Pain for Pride.

Flashback: I owe my life to you….

CEO Daniels: Uhm.. no you dont.

Flashback: Yes I do. I’ll be your slave. I’ll do ANYTHING you want.. *Flashbacks moves closer to

CEO Daniels* anything… *Flashback moves even closer* … anything… ( CEO Daniels shoves Flashback away from him )

CEO Daniels: Get the hell off me! You- you know what?? You’re FIRED!

Flashback: :O what?!

CEO Daniels: You heard me. That is, unless you have… uhmmm (hmm)… a half a dozen cans of Arizona in your back pocket to give to me right now..

Flashback: Um… *Flashback digs into his back pocket, and pulls out two cans* … is this enough?? :$

CEO Daniels: What the– how do you even– nevermind, you’re still fired.

Flashback: NO!!! NO NO NO!!! PLEASE!!!

CEO Daniels: Take him out of here..

Flashback: ILL KILL YOU!!! ***Flashback grabs a mop from the wall, and runs towards CEO Daniels, but is tackled with the security to the ground, and is taken away**

CEO Daniels: Ugh… *Daniels brushes himself off, and looks down at the ball in his hands as he drops it to the floor*

CEO Daniels: I dont need this… now, I think ill be heading home. I’m missing my favorite episode of The Cleaveland Show… ( CEO Daniels walks through an exit door, leading to the outside and is followed by security ) …

( The same exit doors re-open, as a man who’s lower body is only seen by the camera, but is wearing Jeans and holding a suitcase walks into the building, bends over and picks up that _# 30 ball )

Mysterious Man: Ha.. a free ride at the _# 28 in the Grand Rampage?? Well, I guess one mans trash is another mans treasure…

( The unknown person walks into the building )

(The lights go out in the arena)

(A white light flicks on the titantron, as “Don’t Let Me Fall” by B.o.B. starts to play)

(Masters is shown eliminating MvM to win the first Grand Rampage)

Promo Voice: Tonight… will be a time for men to reach their destinies…

(Captain Charisma is shown eliminating Regulator to win the second Grand Rampage match)

Promo Voice: To capitalize on hard work… and gain ULTIMATE success…

(Cyclone is shown eliminating both Kevin Devastation and HRDO)

Promo Voice: To get that spark, that skyrockets their careers to the top of the WORLD…

(Multiple extremists such as Kawajai, Superior Quality 85, SG2, Ready To Fight, Ross Shackleford, Siberian Wolverine, Mr. Blood and more are shown)

Promo Voice: The FIRST chance for some…

(Extremists such as Kevin Devastation, HRDO, CM Banks and Jaywalker are shown being eliminated in last year’s Grand Rampage match)

Promo Voice: And the LAST chance.. for others..

(“Don’t Let Me Fall” transitions into “Last Man Standing” by Pop Evil, as the lights in the arena switch back on)

Promo Voice: It is NOW time… for the 2011, GRAND-RAMPAGEEEE….

(Another fireworks display goes off on the stage, and around the arena, as the Ring Announcer is shown stepping into the ring… the arena goes quiet)

Ring Announcer: It has now come time… for the 4th annual 30-Man Over the Top Rope Battle Royal… the 2011.. GRANNNDDDDD RAMMMPAGEEEEEE MATCHHH!!!!!!

(Crowd Cheers)

Ring Announcer: The match will begin with the two extremists who drew the number 1 and number 2 entries… Every 90 seconds, another extremist will join them in the ring until all THIRTY men are in the match… Every fifth entry will have the advantage of bringing a weapon with them to the ring… the ONLY way to be eliminated, is to be thrown over the top rope, with both feet touching the floor…. the last man standing will be the WINNER of this year’s Grand Rampage match… and will EARN a MAIN EVENT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH… AT PAIN FOR PRIDE 4!!!!!!!….

(Camera fades to the stage, as legendary boxing ring announcer, Michael Buffer is lifted on a platform from underneath the stage)

Michael Buffer: The world awaits… and THIS is the moment they have been waiting FOR… So from Safeco Field in Seattle Washington… for the thousands seated in attendance… and the MILLIONS watching around the WORLD…. Ladies and gentlemen… LLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO RAAAAAAAMMMMPAGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Michael Buffer receives applause from the crowd, as he waves and heads backstage. The EAW Ring Announcer exits the ring, as the crowd awaits the first entrant)

Deadprez: Who’s the first entrant?! Who’s gonna be number ONE.. in the Grand Rampage matchup?!?!

(……….. The Rated R Shaman of Sexy’s music hits)

Stew-O: OHHHHH MY!!! RRS!! RRS IS OUR FIRST ENTRANT OF THE 2011 GRAND RAMPAGE!!!

Ring Announcer: Introducing at this time… the FIRST entrant of the 20011 Grand Rampage match… weighing in tonight at 235 pounds… and hailing from Oakland, California… he is one half of the WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… AND IS THE CURRENT, REIGNING, WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… THE RATED R SHAMAN OFFFF SEXXYYYYYY

Jaywalker: Well it’s nice to join you guys, Prez and Stew to call the Grand Rampage match with you… and I’d say the spotlight is on RRS in this match tonight, being the first World Champion to ever participate in the Grand Rampage match… and he enters at Number One! I’ve known RRS a long time, and if I’ve learned anything about him over these years, I know that he’s not gonna back down from a number one entry at the Grand Rampage.. I’m SURE he’ll be able to fight through it, and if he’s not able to win it all tonight, my prediction is that he’ll be in this ring quite a while!

Deadprez: Keep in mind that if RRS is indeed able to win this match, he could challenge for the Answers World Championship, or the EAW Championship at Pain For Pride! He could very well be the first man to ever hold two World Championships simultaneously here in EAW… and what an accomplishment that would be!

Stew-O: Speaking of Pain For Pride.. the feeling is just now sinking in! We’re inching closer and closer to EAW’s biggest event! June 25th, guys! I can’t WAIT, as we’re about to kick off this years Grand Rampage match… I’ve sat through many of these matches, guys… and the feeling is STILL surreal! I’m having trouble staying still in my seat!

(Matt Ryder’s music hits)

Ring Announcer: And introducing the second entrant… from Long Island, New York… weighing in at 230 pounds…. He is the Woo-Woo Warrior, MATTTTTT RYYYDERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Deadprez: Well here’s RRS’ first opponent in the Grand Rampage match… with many more to come… nearly the entire roster! That’s what’s so great about the Grand Rampage, anyone can win! Everybody has the chance, and for such a high reward! Matt Ryder and RRS are facing each other in the ring.. and the referee is calling for the bell! Ladies and gentlemen… the 2011 Grand Rampage… WE’RE UNDERWAY!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Jaywalker: RRS and Matt lock up in the center of the ring! Matt brings RRS into a side headlock, and RRS is trying to wrestle him off, throwing him away and into the ropes! Matt’s gonna bounce back, as he is shot back at RRS, and slides head first through the legs of the waiting World Heavyweight Champion, the Rated R Shaman of Sexy! Matt jumps to his feet, and RRS charges at him! BUT MATT HITS RRS WITH A LOW DROPKICK TO THE RIGHT KNEE!!!… RRS collapses, as Matt looks to take advantage, hoping to take one of the favorites to win this thing out of the match early!

Stew-O: RRS is able to push himself up to his feet… but Matt is right back on him, swinging kicks into his right leg, hoping to cause further injury and pain in the knee! Matt heads backward into the ropes, and he ducks under a clothesline from RRS as he bounces back! Matt jumps to the second rope!!! HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND COMES BACK AT RRS WITH A FLYING CROSSBODY!!… Matt is following up with repeated right hands into RRS’ head… but RRS is pushing himself up to his feet! RRS grabs hold of Matt, and sends him into the ropes… Matt comes back at RRS and downs him AGAIN, this time with a clothesline! He has certainly gotten the best of RRS early on as we await our third entrant! RRS gets up quickly after the clothesline, and stumbles back into the corner!

Deadprez: Matt heads over to the corner, and he’s going in with some Shoulder Thrusts, taking the fight to RRS in the corner of the ring! Matt climbs up to the second rope, over RRS in the corner… and he’s gonna rain down punches! Right hands coming in from above, as RRS is pretty much defenseless! He’s cornered and taking on some hot offense from Matt Ryder! Matt jumps down from the second rope… AND RRS GRABS HIM BY THE WAIST!!! RRS LIFTS MATT BY THE WAIST, AND DROPS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, AS MATT IS STANDING OUT ON THE APRON!! RRS GOING FOR THE ELIMINATION OF MATT RYDER HERE!!!…. But Matt throws some elbows into the face of RRS, and forces him to back off, as he re-enters the ring!

(A countdown clock is shown, with 10 seconds on it)

Jaywalker: Our third entrant on their way!!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…. BUZZ!!!!)

(Jason Cage’s music hits, as he comes out wearing a “DJ Styles Rocks” T-Shirt)

Stew-O: Jason Cage is our third man into the Rampage!!… And I guess his relationship with DJ Styles has him making his entrance wearing that customized T-Shirt out to the Grand Rampage match! Cage slides into the ring, as RRS hits the ropes, and takes him down with a clothesline immediately!!… Matt Ryder is on the attack now… sending stomps into the fallen Jason Cage, one of EAW’s most aggressive extremists! Jason is forcing his way to his feet… and Matt Ryder is battling him toward the ropes, perhaps looking for a quick elimination here! Matt grabs Jason by the leg, and flips him over the top rope!!… But Jason is able to catch himself on the top rope, and skin the cat, flipping himself back into the ring!

Jaywalker: Matt Ryder must think he eliminated Jason… this guy is asking RRS for a high five!!… And I don’t think RRS wants any part of Matt’s high five right now! He sends a hard right hand into Matt’s jaw, as Jason is back in the ring! Matt stumbles backward… as Jason brings him into his grasp! Jason hits Matt with a Belly To Back Suplex, and Matt has become the punching bag now, as he quickly gets up, and Jason, along with RRS grab him by the arms! AND THEY SEND MATT OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! AND MATT TOPPLES DOWN TO THE FLOOR!! OUR FIRST ELIMINATION!!!

Ring Announcer: Matt Ryder has been eliminated!

Deadprez: Well the dream has just ended for Matt Ryder, there’s always next year! Matt Ryder our first elimination of the 2011 Grand Rampage, so we know Matt Ryder will NOT be headlining Pain 4 Pride! Jason Cage is now on the attack on RRS… as he’s sending right hands at him, and whips him into the corner! Cage charges in at RRS… but RRS comes out of the corner, and connects with a Drop Toe Hold, causing Jason to fall FACE-FIRST into the middle turnbuckle! RRS is back on his feet… as he heads over to the opposite corner, with Jason seated up against the turnbuckles! RRS CHARGES IN AT JASON!! LOOK AT THIS!!! DROPKICK INTO THE SEATED JASON CAGE AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!!! Jason needs to do something to turn this around, as the countdown clock pops back up!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!!)

(Jared Cage’s music hits, as he also comes out wearing a “DJ Styles Rocks’ T-Shirt)

Stew-O: Here’s our fourth entrant… Jared Cage, also wearing that DJ Styles Rocks T-Shirt, just like Jason over here! Jared comes into the ring and goes right to work on RRS!! He’s kicks a kick to RRS gut, and BASHES his skull into the top turnbuckle!!… Jason is getting to his feet… and Jared’s gonna hit the ropes! He bounces back, and TAKES DOWN JASON WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!… RRS charges up to Jared from behind!! And RRS hits him with a Bulldog, that not only brings Jared down, but RRS is also able to hit a legdrop over Jason Cage as he came down with the Bulldog!! Killing two birds with one stone, as we are four entries into the Grand Rampage, three men in the ring… 26 men left to enter the match, and 28 eliminations left to go until we embark on our Road to Pain 4 Pride!!

Jaywalker: Pain For Pride is gonna be great, don’t get me wrong… but keep in mind, this is gonna be the first Pain For Pride without Jaywalker! I’ll be bringing you all Money Commentary, but this legend won’t be in the ring, and that alone takes a bit away from this years Pain For Pride! Jared Cage is getting up to his feet… as RRS is perched, crouching in the corner, as he waits for Jared to get up!! Could he be setting Jared up for the Spear?! HERE IT IS!!! RRS CHARGES AT JARED CAGE!!! SPEAR!!!! SPEARRRRR— JARED COUNTERS?!?! JARED CAGE HOOKS HIS ARM AROUND THE HEAD OF RRS AND COUNTERS THE SPEAR INTO A DDT!!! DDT ON RRS FROM JASON CAGE!!! RRS is down!! And Jared is gonna head over to Jason, and begin to send stomps into his midsection!

Deadprez: Jared puts his two cents-worth into Jason, and heads back over to RRS, the man he’s gotta worry more about at this time, as he brings RRS up into his arms, and onto his shoulders!! He’s gonna try to dump RRS over the top rope, and down to the floor!!! RRS IN DANGER OF ELIMINATION!!! BUT LOOK OUT!!! RRS HOOKS HIS LEGS AROUND THE HEAD OF JARED CAGE, AND BRINGS HIM OUT OF THE RING WITH HIM!!! AND RRS HANGS ONTO THE ROPES, AS HE DUMPS JARED CAGE OUT OF THE RING AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!

Ring Announcer: Jared Cage has been eliminated!

Deadprez: And with that elimination, the countdown clock is back up on the screen! Our first entrant with the advantage of having a weapon in their possession, the 5th entrant, on their way out!!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!!)

(Eric Darkthrone’s music hits, as he comes out holding a Barbed Wire Steel Chair)

Stew-O: Ohhhh man!! Eric Darkthrone is our 5th entrant, and he’s got a Steel Chair along with him! This guy’s already a tough enough challenge WITHOUT a weapon to help him out, but here he is, with that Barbed Wire Steel Chair, ready to raise hell in this match as he joins RRS and Jason Cage in the ring!! With Darkthrone on his way to the ring, RRS sends Jason to the ropes… Jason bounces back, and RRS hits him with a Leaping Corkscrew Roundhouse Kick!! It drops Jason to the canvas, as Darkthrone hits the ring! AND HERE WE GO!!! RRS AND DARKTHRONE, EXCHANGING BLOWS, AS RRS KNOCKS THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR OUT OF ERIC’S HANDS!! THEY’RE THROWING LEFTS AND RIGHTS AT EACH OTHER NEAR THE CORNER!!! Darkthrone swings himself around, and corners RRS, pummeling him with punches, Knife-Edged Chops… But it’s RRS now!! RRS slides around Darkthrone and he’s the one throwing the strikes now!!

Jaywalker: But here’s Darkthrone!! Battling back at RRS, throwing punches and chops, and brings RRS across the ring into the adjacent corner! Darkthrone grabs hold of RRS, and whips him into the opposite corner… and RRS bounces out!! RRS bounces out, right as Darkthrone ducks his shoulder and hits the World Heavyweight Champion with a Back Body Drop!! RRS is trying to get to his feet… but he’s only at his knees… and Darkthrone opens up on him with those punches again!! As RRS is somehow able to reach his feet!! He’s stunned, as Eric Darkthrone backs into the ropes!!…. BUT AS HE BOUNCES BACK AT THE RATED R SHAMAN, RRS GRABS THAT BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR THAT ERIC BROUGHT INTO THE MATCH, AND CRACKS IT OVER THE SKULL OF ERIC DARKTHRONE!!! CHRIST ALMIGHTY!!! WHAT A SHOT!!! Darkthrone drops to his knees, looking stunned, and glaring at RRS, painfully!

Deadprez: RRS looks to get back on the attack, with Dakrthrone on his knees… BUT ERIC DARKTHRONE HAS ENOUGH IN HIM TO SEND A LOW BLOW INTO RRS!!! Eric Darkthrone gets to his feet, still a bit woozy from that chair shot… and there you see Jason Cage, taking his time in the corner, watching RRS and Darkthrone go at it, a great strategy to conserve energy! And there we see that countdown clock BACK up on the titantron… It’s time for our 6th entrant!!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!!)

(Ready To Fight’s music hits)

Stew-O: Ready To Fight! He is our 6th entrant into the 2011 Grand Rampage… and now we’ve got ourselves only 24 men left to enter this match!!… Ready To Fight hits the ring… and he’s being targeted by Eric Darkthrone immediately… Darkthrone steps up to RTF, and he sends a headbutt into him!! RTF is struggling with Darkthrone, as RRS and Cage are continuing to take time to recover, watching Darkthrone put his talented striking ability into use against RTF!! RTF is fighting back at Darkthrone though, as Jason Cage steps in, and he’s helping RTF out! They’re both sending punches into Eric Darkthrone… and Jason Cage takes on the challenge of Eric Darkthrone on his own, as he sends Darkthrone to the ropes!!! Eric comes back at Jason and hits him with a Big Boot!!… He’s now stomping into Jason… and Jason Cage is trying to roll away from Darkthrone, as RTF and RRS lock up near the ropes!!

Jaywalker: Jason pulls himself up near the ropes… and Eric Darkthrone kicks him in the gut!!… He brings him in!!! JUDGEMENT OF THE GODS!!! THAT HIGH ANGLE, DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER, THE GOD’S JUDGEMENT ON JASON CAGE!!!! AND JASON IS OUT!!!… Darkthrone turns his attention toward RRS and RTF now… as he hits the ropes!!! And he’s gonna come back and SWING A BIG BOOT AT RRS!!!! BUT RRS DUCKS!!!! RRS DUCKS AND DARKTHRONE’S BIG BOOT SMACKS INTO RTF!!! AND IT SENDS RTF OVER THE TOP ROPE, AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!! RTF WAS ELIMINATED BY DARKTHRONE’S MISTAKE!!!

Ring Announcer: Ready To Fight has been eliminated!!

Deadprez: Well RTF has just become our third man out!! Meanwhile, RRS grabs Darkthrone and turns him around, but Darkthrone comes back at RRS with a right handed uppercut!! RRS stumbles into the corner, as Darkthrone looks to take advantage of the cornered Shaman of Sexy once again, raising his hand… and HITTING RRS WITH THAT BIG SLAP!!! YOU COULD HEAR THE SOUND OF THAT RADIATING THROUGHOUT SAFECO FIELD!!!… RRS falls into Darkthrone’s arms… as he hits another Uppercut, dropping RRS to the canvas with that one!! Eric Darkthrone outweighs RRS by OVER 100 POUNDS!!! And now he’s stepping on top of him!!! He steps on RRS’ spine, and the 375 pound Eric Darkthrone could snap that spine right in half with his size!!

Stew-O: Jason Cage is trying to get to his feet… as Darkthrone turns his attention to him now!!… He brings Jason up… and knocks him down with a Headbutt that sends Jason stumbling backward into the corner! Darkthrone yanks RRS up to his feet now… as this man is DOMINATING… he whips RRS to the ropes… Darkthrone leans over for a Back Body Drop… but RRS bounces back and SMACKS A KICK TO THE FACE!!! HE SMACKS THAT KICK TO THE FACE OF ERIC DARKTHRONE, LOOKING TO BATTLE HIS WAY BACK INTO THIS MATCH!!! RRS backs off the ropes… and comes back at Darkthrone again!!!… But THIS TIME, Darkthrone is able to catch RRS and bring him up into his arms!! SIDESLAM!!! Sideslam from Eric Darkthrone, putting RRS right back down!!… The near-400 pound Eric Darkthrone drops an elbow over RRS now, as the countdown clock once again appears!!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!!!)

(Mr. DEDEDE’s music hits)

Jaywalker: Uh oh!!! Mr. DEDEDE is the 7th entrant into the Grand Rampage!! And that just makes the lives of each man in this ring THAT MUCH harder, with DEDEDE being a LEGEND in this company.. in this entire business… I’ve had the chance to face him many times before… and I’m telling you guys now, he’s no piece of cake… especially in big-match situations like the Grand Rampage, he performs like NO OTHER!!… DEDEDE enters the ring… and right upon entering… he glares at that Barbed Wire Steel Chair that Eric Darkthrone brought into this match… this guy is the Ultimate Opportunist, as he grabs that weapon!!… AND HE SMACKS THAT BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR INTO DARKTHRONE’S BACK!!! THAT’S THE SECOND TIME THAT ERIC DARKTHRONE’S OWN WEAPON HAS COME BACK TO HURT HIM!!!…

Deadprez: Darkthrone falls to his knees, reaching behind him and grabbing his back in pain, as those blades on the barbed wire pierced into his back, and you can see the blood flow, as he trickles down Eric’s back!… DEDEDE brings Eric Darkthrone to his feet… and he’s gonna hit the ropes!!!… DEDEDE bounces back… and Darkthrone ducks under a clothesline!!! DEDEDE turns around… AND ERIC DARKTHRONE SLAPS HIS HAND AROUND DEDEDE’S THROAT!!!… MR. DEDEDE IN DANGER HERE!!!… BUT HE SENDS A FEW KICKS INTO DARKTHRONE’S GUT… AND ESCAPES THE CHOKESLAM, SLIDING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO EXIT THE RING!!!….

Stew-O: What is DDD doing?… Get back in the ring!!… He’s taking the easy way out, waiting on the outside of the ring to avoid elimination!!… Jason Cage is on his feet in the ring… Darkthrone on a war-path… and Cage hits the ropes!!…. He’s sprinting back at Darkthrone… BUT ERIC DARKTHRONE BRINGS CAGE UP AND INTO HIS GRASP!!! HE’S HOLDING HIM UP HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD!!!…. AND ERIC DARKTHRONE LETS JASON FALL!!! A FREE-FALL DROP FROM ERIC DARKTHRONE!!!… NOBODY IN THE RING RIGHT NOW SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO STOP THIS MAN!!!… NOT JASON, NOT RRS, NOT EVEN MR. DEDEDE, WHO’S STILL WAITING ON THE OUTSIDE!!….

Jaywalker: Jason is able to pull himself up to his feet in the corner… but Darkthrone is still on the attack, using those strikes again, as he sends combinations of lefts and rights into the cornered Jason Cage!!… And now Darkthrone is pressing his boot into the face of Jason!!!… That size 22, 5-E boot into the side of Jason Cage’s face, and Darkthrone’s applying pressure to it! With Darkthrone still dominating… the countdown clock appears on the screen again as we await our next entrant!!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!!)

(Mr. Blood’s music hits)

Deadprez: Our eighth entrant is MISTER BLOOD!!… And THIS MAN can really be the dark horse of the Grand Rampage match tonight! 300 pounds, 7 feet tall… a physique similar to that of Eric Darkthrone’s! And he’s making his way to the ring, stepping over the top rope… and he goes FACE to FACE with Darkthrone!! And what a sight this is to see!! Two men… both of whom over 7 feet tall… BOTH of whom are over 300 pounds… what a picture-perfect moment!!

(Camera fades in as Mr. Blood and Eric Darkthrone stare each other down)

Stew-O: This could’ve been the best thing in the world to happen for Jason Cage and RRS, because it takes Darkthrone’s attention away from them!… And you can’t forget about Mr. DEDEDE, who has taken a chair, and is SEATED right in front of our announce table here at ringside… MR. BLOOD SHOVES DARKTHRONE!! The mood is tense in the ring, as a look of RAGE comes over the face of Darkthrone after that shove!!… AND ERIC DARKTHRONE COMES BACK AT MR. BLOOD WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND, AND THAT ONE KNOCKS MR. BLOOD TO ONE KNEE!!! And now Eric Darkthrone is gonna pull Mr. Blood in!!… THE JUDGEMENT OF THE GODS!!!! DARKTHRONE GOING FOR THE JUDGMENT OF THE GODS ON MR. BLOOD!!!…. BUT MR. BLOOD PUSHES HIMSELF AWAY FROM ERIC DARKTHRONE, AND BRINGS HIM INTO A WAIST LOCK!!….

Jaywalker: Just seeing these two in the ring together at the same time sends shivers down my spine!!… And Darkthrone hammers a Back-Elbow into Blood’s face!!… Blood backs off… but Eric Darkthrone turns around to face Mr. Blood!!!… AND HE CHARGES!!!… BUT BLOOD DUCKS DOWN AND GRABS THE LEG OF ERIC DARKTHRONE AND COUNTERS WITH A FLAPJACK!!! MR. BLOOD JUST LIFTED THE 375 POUND ERIC DARKTHRONE WITH A FLAPJACK AND PUMMELED HIM INTO THE CANVAS!!!… That mighta sent him halfway across the ring! And Blood hits the ropes with Darkthrone on his knees! BASEBALL SLIDE, THAT SENDS DARKTHRONE UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!

Deadprez: That’s not an elimination, though… as Mr. DEDEDE seems to want to jump back into this match, as Darkthrone’s on the outside… opportunistic thinking by Mr. DEDEDE! Mr. Blood turns his attention to RRS now… as he brings him into the corner… and WHIPS him across the ring!! RRS hits the opposite corner HARD, and nearly falls over after hitting those turnbuckles! Mr. DEDEDE comes into the ring, and Blood turns around in time to recognize it!!… He sends a kick into DEDEDE’s gut!! Blood hits the ropes… and comes back, throwing a clothesline into Mr. DEDEDE and sending him down to the canvas!!…

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!!!)

(Kawajai’s music hits)

Stew-O: And here’s our 9th entrant! The FORMER Interwire Champion, Kawajai! Power was able to take it from him earlier tonight, and after losing his rematch clause last week on Showdown, it may be a long time before he’s in contention for that championship again! Mr. DEDEDE and Mr. Blood are locked up in the center of the ring… Jason Cage is still trying to recuperate in the corner, as is Eric Darkthrone on the outside of the ring… and RRS just took a turnbuckle to the face, and he’s trying to fight his way up! Kawajai slides into the ring, as he heads over to Jason Cage…. BUT JASON CAGE STEPS AROUND KAWAJAI, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CORNER!!… Meanwhile, Mr. DEDEDE sends Blood to the ropes! Blood bounces back, and HITS DDD WITH A BIG BOOT!!!…

Jaywalker: Mr. DEDEDE hasn’t been having a very impressive performance thus far… but he hasn’t seen much action either… as Blood downs him with that Big Boot… Jason Cage has Kawajai under control in the corner… trying to eliminate him! We could have a possible elimination here, as Jason Cage is able to drop Kawajai over the top rope! But Kawajai ducks his head and pounds Jason with a Shoulder Thrust through the ropes!… Kawajai re-enters the ring… as DDD is back on his feet… and Mr. Blood swings and misses with a wild right hand!!… DDD turns around… and HE HITS MR. BLOOD WITH A DEDEDE DDT!!! Blood is down thanks to one of DDD’s all-time signature moves… as Mr. DEDEDE gets up and turns around… Right into the INTENSE stare of the Rated R Shaman of Sexy!!!….

(Crowd Cheers at the sight of Mr. DEDEDE and RRS standing off)

Deadprez: These two have a long history between each other… RRS was trained my the one and only Mr. DEDEDE… and here they are, standing face to face in one of the biggest events you can find here in Extreme Answers Wrestling!!…. RRS and DDD shake hands… as they circle around each other in the ring… Kawajai seems to have turned the tables on Jason Cage now, as Jason is seated in the corner taking on right hands from Kawajai… but RRS and DDD is the sight to see right at this moment… as they LOCK UP!!… DDD backs RRS to the ropes… but RRS swings around, and locks DDD’s arm behind his back into a Chicken Wing! Mr. DEDEDE backs off the ropes… and SENDS RRS TO THE CANVAS WITH AN ARMDRAG!! He frees up that arm… and he’s gonna take RRS… and Mr. DEDEDE is calling for the Sharpshooter!!! The Sharpshooter on RRS!!! IT’S LOCKED IN!!!… BUT LOOK OUT!!! ERIC DARKTHRONE IS GETTING BACK INTO THIS MATCH!!! AND HE HAS THE BARBED WIRE STEEL CHAIR!!!… HE SWINGS IT AT DDD, BUT MR. DEDEDE ESCAPES FROM THE RING, SLIDING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO AVOID THAT CHAIRSHOT FROM ERIC DARKTHRONE…

Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE looks shocked, as he nearly had his head taken off by Darkthrone with that Barbed Wire Chair! Perhaps Darkthrone was seeking a bit of revenge from when Mr. DEDEDE took that chair to his back earlier in this match!!… But look at this… what’s DDD doing? He reaches under the ring… and he grabs a Steel Chair of his own!!!… Mr. DEDEDE has a Steel Chair of his own!!! AND HE’S SLIDING BACK INTO THE RING, BEHIND DARKTHRONE!!! AND MR. DEDEDE CRACKS ERIC DARKTHRONE OVER THE HEAD WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!… AND NOW MR. DEDEDE BRINGS THAT STEEL CHAIR TOWARD RRS!!!… WHAT’S THIS?!?! DEDEDE SETS THAT BARBED WIRE CHAIR UNDERNEATH RRS’ HEAD… CONCHAIRTO!!! DEDEDE WITH THE CONCHAIRTO ON RRS!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! AND THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK IS BACK!!!

(10… 9… 8.. 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!)

(Extreme Enigma’s music hits)

Jaywalker: Here’s EE! The tenth entrant in this match!! And he’s coming in with a Table!!!… He sets that table up on the outside of the ring… and slides in!! EE is in the ring now… and he’s offering his hand to the currently dominating Mr. DEDEDE… He wants to work as a team?… But look at this!! Mr. DEDEDE turns his back on EE!!! And EE turns DDD around!! RIGHT HAND!!! Extreme Enigma is bringing the fight to Mr. DEDEDE now… but DDD sends a kick to the gut of EE… and sends him to the ropes!!… MR. DEDEDE DUCKS OVER, AND SENDS EE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE APRON!!!… But here’s Kawajai!!! And Kawajai seems to want to help out EE!!!… BUT DDD DUCKS HIS SHOULDER, AND DUMPS KAWAJAI ONTO THE APRON TOO!!!… Jason Cage is over here… and he hands one of the steel chairs to DDD… and he’s got the other in HIS HANDS… AND LOOK AT THIS!!! DDD AND JASON BOTH CRACK THE STEEL CHAIRS OVER KAWAJAI AND EE SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!—- WAIT!!!

Deadprez: EE DUCKS UNDER DDD’S CHAIR SHOT!!! JASON HITS KAWAJAI, AND IT SENDS HIM OFF THE APRON, FALLING THROUGH THAT TABLE THAT EE SET UP AT RINGSIDE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!! EE sends a Shoulder Thrust at DDD, and re-enters the ring!!!… And we’ve got that countdown clock back on… our 11th entrant on their way!!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZZZ!!!)

(Devan Dubian’s music hits)

Deadprez: And Dubian sprints to the ring as he immediately heads to the top rope! RRS is up to his feet as Dubian LEAPS from the top rope and connects a Diving Crossbody! What a way to enter the Grand Rampage as Dubian quickly gets up and he’s sizing up Jason Cage! Devan is sending overhand punches into Jason, as he heads off the ropes and baseball slides under Jason Cage’s legs as be rebounds back!

Jaywalker: Dubian springs to his feet and he connects an Inverted DDT, driving Jason’s head to the canvas! Dubian is now delivering stomps into Jason Cage now.. as Jason is slowly getting up to his feet. He is up, as Devan heads off the ropes AGAIN! And he’s sprinting back toward Jason Cage! But Jason leans over and lifts Dubian with a Back Body Drop as Devan Dubian flies over the top rope and down to ringside!

Stew-O: Jason Cage eliminates Dubian! That had to be a bit of tough luck for Dubian there… This was a learning experience for Dubian in his first GR, and Jason Cage just capitalized on his mistake!

Ring Announcer: Devan Dubian has been eliminated!

Deadprez: Dubian becomes the next elimination tonight, with a bunch more to go before we have ourselves a winner! Extreme Enigma is positioned on top of DEDEDE, raining down punches as Darkthrone has Jason in the corner, trying to lift him up but Jason won’t let it happen as he holds onto the ropes! DDD is back to working on EE as he LIFTS HIM UP AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP!! EE IS GONE NOW! No wait! EE holds onto the top rope before he touches the floor! And he rolls back into the ring as DDD seems SHOCKED! And I am too! DDD plants his boot into EEs throat as he lays on the canvas.. and Jason is fighting back against Darkthrone, sending multiple kicks into his gut!

Jaywalker: And EE heads off the ropes.. as he springs back and hits a chop block into DDD’s leg! And another one to the back of his leg this time! The clock is back up now as the Rampage continues, we’re about to gain our next entrant!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!!)

(Apollo Calix’s music hits)

Stew-O: Jason is now working on RRS in the corner as EE and Eric Darkthrone are both stomping into the fallen DEDEDE… EE leaves DDD alone as he heads over to Apollo just as he slides into the ring! Apollo quickly sends a kick into EE’s gut and pushes him into the corner and hits him with a powerful turnbuckle clothesline! And now he’s unleashing stomps into his midsection!

Deadprez: Apollo successfully downs EE to the canvas, but he’s continuing to send those vicious stomps into him.. and he presses the sole of his boot right into EE’s throat! He’s cutting off EE’s airways, and that’s gonna be some big trouble for him unless he can get out of this! Apollo shows some mercy here as he lets up on EE and heads to the other side of the ring where RRS and Darkthrone have Jason Cage in the corner!

Jaywalker: And Apollo brings RRS in as he heads off the ropes… AND APOLLO EXECUTES A RUNNING CUTTER ON RRS! Jason Cage is mounting some offense on Darkthrone, but Eric quickly puts a halt to that as he pushes Jason back into the corner and hits him with a running SPEAR while he’s in the corner! That must have rattled Jason’s spine with his back being rammed right up against those hard metal turnbuckles!

Stew-O: But Apollo crashes Eric Darkthrone’s party, showing on fear as he sends a right hand into his jaw! But Darkthrone knocks Apollo away with a hard knee into his ribs! DEDEDE attacks Darkthrone with a Double Axe Handle from behind and knocks him off balance! DDD has Eric up against the ropes and grabs hold of his legs as he’s trying to tip him over the rope and down to the floor! But Darkthrone is resisting and all extremists are up in the ring, our next entrant is on his way out!!!…

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!)

(Robbie V’s music hits)

Deadprez: ROBBIE V!!!! He’s the next entrant, lucky number 13!! And while Robbie was making his way to the ring, Apollo was charging at EE as he was recuperating near the ropes.. but EE pulled the top rope down as Apollo went FLYING over it and crashed into the barricade outside the ring! Apollo was eliminated!! Robbie slides into the ring as Jason Cage is on his knees, struggling to get back to his feet as Robbie sees the opportunity and heads off the ropes! CONCUSSION!!! ROBBIE OPENS HIS TIME IN THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH WITH A BANG, AS HE HITS THE CONSUSSION ON JASON CAGE WHILE HE WAS ONLY ON HIS KNEES!!!!!

Jaywalker: Good way to make a strong entrance into the Rampage as Mr. DEDEDE sends a kick into Robbie’s gut.. and brings him in! And DDD PLANTS HIM WITH THE EDGE-O-MATIC!! THAT IS CLASSIC MR. DEDEDE! And EE is sprinting toward DDD as he’s looking for a Running Bulldog! But DDD catches him, and plants him down with a Powerslam!

Stew-O: And now Eric Darkthrone charges toward Mr. DEDEDE after that powerslam– SPEAR!! DEDEDE RUNS RIGHT BACK AT ERIC DARKTHRONE WITH NO HOLDING BACK AND CONNECTS PERFECTLY WITH THAT THUNDEROUS SPEAR!! AND DEDEDE IS THE LONE WOLF RIGHT NOW, EVERYONE ELSE IS DOWN! Mr. Blood is slowly getting to his feet… and DEDEDE glares at him!! He’s using the ropes… but DEDEDE CHARGES!!! AND CLOTHESLINES HIM OUT OF THE RING!!! BLOOD TOPPLES TO THE FLOOR!!!!

Ring Announcer: Mr. Blood has been eliminated!

Stew: DEDEDE lifts RRS up to his feet.. and throws a European Uppercut into his jaw as RRS falls into the corner… and the countdown clock is back on!

(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!!!)

(Alejandro Ariel’s music hits)

Deadprez: But… But look at this!!! Ariel comes out onto the stage… but it’s FLASHBACK!!! FLASHBACK RUNS OUT HERE, AND DELIVERS A SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT TO THE BACK OF ARIEL’S SKULL!!!… He’s dressed up as MASTERS!!!… I don’t think dressing up as Masters, the first ever GR winner is gonna do Flashback any good… but he’s heading to the ring… It looks like he’s taking Ariel’s spot in the Grand Rampage match!!!….

Jaywalker: But… but look out!!!! LOOK OUT FLASHY!!! JOHN ALLOY IS COMING OUT, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S NOT GONNA WAIT FOR HIS ENTRANCE, JOHN ALLOY IS THE NUMBER 15 ENTRANT, AND HE’S GOT HIS TITANIUM BASEBALL BAT!!! FLASHBACK SLIDES INTO THE RING, AND ALLOY IS IN RIGHT ALONG WITH HIM!!! AND ALLOY TURNS FLASHBACK AROUND… THE MASTERS DISGUISE ISN’T GONNA HELP!!! ALLOY TURNS FLASHBACK AROUND, AND HE BASHES HIS SKULL WITH THAT BAT, AND FLASHBACK TOPPLES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO RINGSIDE!!!… BUT WATCH OUT FOR EXTREME ENIGMA, COMING AT ALLOY!!!

Ring Announcer: Flashback has been eliminated!!!…

Stew: Extreme Enigma quickly with a shot to the back of Alloy’s head! All of these men are still going at it and I believe that marked our seventh elimination of the night, Jason Cage now taking it to Robbie V in the corner! He’s unloading on him with multiple knife-edge chops! But Robbie blocks the last one– He counters with a hard right hand to the jaw of Jason! Jason back-pedals into the ring as– ROBBIE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE! HE CONNECTS WITH A BEAUTIFUL HEEL KICK ON JASON CAGE!! Seven men out, seven men in this ring and we’ve got another fifteen to go as Enigma’s looking to eliminate John Alloy! Alloy’s doing everything he can to hold on! RRS and Eric Darkthrone are going at it as Mr.DEDEDE watches all of the brawls from a safe distance in the corner, that’s a cowardly move if you ask me!
Jaywalker: What the hell are you talking about, Stew? That’s a GREAT strategy by DEDEDE, he’s making sure that no one is able to eliminate him, very simple. Wait– ENIGMA’S GOT THAT TITANTIUM BAT OF ALLOY’S! ALLOY IS STILL ON THE APRON AS ENIGMA CHARGES FOR HIM! But Alloy’s able to stop Enigma in his tracks with a headbutt straight to the gut! And now a HARD forearm to the face of Enigma! He backs up into the ring– ALLOY’S CLIMBING TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Not the smartest move, Alloy, you’ve got a good chance of being caught! HE LEAPS!! FLYING CROSSBODY!! NO! ENIGMA WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BODY OF JOHN ALLOY IN MID-AIR!!! Meanwhile, RRS catches Eric Darkthrone with a nice back body drop!

DP: RRS WITH A SPINEBUSTER ON ERIC!! RRS is feeling the momentum shift, he’s about ready to take Eric down for good! RRS makes his way over to corner of the ring.. HE LEAPS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! WAIT! MR.DEDEDE CHARGES IN FROM THE OTHER CORNER!! LOOK OUT! BUT RRS LANDS A SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT BEHIND DEDEDE! HE TURNS AROUND! RRS WITH AN EZURGURI ON MR.DEDEDE!!! Eric Darkthrone is back to his feet now and makes his way over to Alloy, looking to help Enigma!..

10….. 9….. 8…. 7….. 6….. 5…. 4…. 3….. 2….. 1…. (BUZZ!!)

(Chris Hessian’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

Stew: We’ve got our _#16 entrant right here, the young Chris Hessian! Chris leaps to the apron and leaps STRAIGHT to the top rope! CHRIS HESSIAN WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE ON ROBBIE V!! Robbie quickly gets back to his feet but he’s caught by Chris with a hip toss! AND A LEGDROP CONNECTS ON ROBBIE! Chris gets back to his feet as RRS grabs a hold of him– But Chris quickly escapes RRS’ grip, wrenching the arm of RRS! CHRIS CONNECTS WITH A HOOK KICK ON RRS! DDD wants some of Hessian now! But Hessian ducks under a right hand of DDD! HESSIAN TAKES DDD DOWN WITH A HARD LARIAT!!

Jaywalker: This guy is showing off quite a bit of momentum here! Enigma and Eric Darkthrone now have a hold on John Alloy! They whip him into Chris Hessian! HE TAKES ALLOY DOWN WITH A HARD DROPKICK!! But both Enigma and Darkthrone leap on Hessian like a pack of hungry wolves as he gets up! They pull him in.. HE’S UP! DOUBLE-TEAM SUPLEX CONNECTS! Both men are getting back to their feet now as it seems Mr.DEDEDE has rolled to the outside to recover..

DP: Darkthrone picks up the titanium bat as Alloy climbs back to his feet using those ropes.. DARKTHRONE SWINGS THE BACK STRAIGHT INTO THE SPINE OF ALLOY!! Alloy writhes in pain– BUT ENIGMA QUICKLY PULLS HIM IN!! TWIST OF FATE!!!! Alloy is officially down and OUT! Both Enigma and Darkthrone pull Alloy to his feet as Hessian and Jason Cage go at it in the corner.. EE AND DARKTHRONE SEND ALLOY OVER THE ROPES!! HE’S OUTTA HERE! NO! WAIT! He’s hanging onto the top rope as an unsuspecting EE and ED celebrate! WAIT– EE GRABS A HOLD OF ED!! HE SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!

Announcer: Eric Darkthrone has been eliminated!!….

Stew: Can you BELIEVE that?! ED looks shocked, but EE signals that it’s every man for himself as John Alloy skins the cat to get back into the ring!

10….. 9….. 8….. 7…. 6…. 5…. 4…. 3…. 2…. 1…. (BUZZ!!)

(The Messiah’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

Stew: Darkthrone may be out, but Enigma’s still got The Messiah out here as back-up! ALLOY WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF ENIGMA’S HEAD! Alloy takes EE down with a russian legsweep! RRS and Robbie V double-team on Chris Hessian in the corner as Messiah enters the ring! Alloy’s pulling EE to his feet.. BUT MESSIAH WITH A DROPKICK INTO ALLOY! Alloy drops down to the canvas and is sent rolling to the outside of the ring, but he is NOT eliminated! In fact, DEDEDE is still out there “recuperating”..

Jaywalker: That’s right, he needs his energy! Messiah follows Alloy outside, rolling under the ropes! He grabs a hold of Alloy and DRIVES HIS HEAD STRAIGHT INTO THE SHOWDOWN ANNOUNCE TABLE! EE follows both men outside, through the ropes as Messiah and Alloy battle over near the remains of the Voltage announce table! Jason Cage inside the ring has Chris Hessian locked around the waist!! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!! Jason’s nowhere near finished as he pulls Hessian to his feet.. SECOND GERMAN– HESSIAN COUNTERS WITH AN ELBOW TO THE JAW OF JASON! He connects with a roundhouse to the face of Jason!!

DP: But still here on the outside, all three of these men battle! Alloy has been outnumbered since making his way out here! MESSIAH AND EE WHIP ALLOY HARD INTO THE SHOWDOWN ANNOUNCE TABLE! EE is telling Messiah to search under the ring now.. EE grabs a hold of Alloy.. ONCE AGAIN IRISH WHIPPING HIM, THIS TIME INTO THE BARRICADE ON THE OUTSIDE! DEDEDE is back in the ring it seems, looking for the right moment to strike as Jason Cage and Chris Hessian brawl! HESSIAN WITH A SPIKE DDT ON JASON CAGE!! He may have Jason right where he wants him! Hessian climbs up, but Jason is getting up as well! HE’S GOT HESSIAN! JASON SENDS HESSIAN PLUMMETING ONTO THE CANVAS! Jason sees an opportunity to fly this time as he climbs to the top turnbuckle! WE KNOW WHAT HE’S LOOKING FOR! FLYING HEADBUT!! BUT HESSIAN GETS TO HIS FEET, CLIMBING UP WITH JASON! BOTH MEN ARE BRAWLING!

Stew: BUT DEDEDE FROM BEHIND!! HE CHARGES! DEDEDE SENDS BOTH JASON CAGE AND HESSIAN OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLE!! WAIT– JASON CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE APRON AS HESSIAN DROPS TO THE FLOOR!

Announcer: Chris Hessian has been eliminated!!….

10… 9….. 8….. 7…..6…. 5…. 4…. 3…. 2….. 1…. (BUZZ!!)

(Mr.Smythers’ music hits as he runs out to the ring)

Jaywalker: Mr.Smythers has just entered this Grand Rampage match as.. My God, as Messiah pulls out a damn LADDER!! That thing is HUGE! Messiah navigates his way over to Enigma and Alloy as Enigma begins to stomp a mudhole into Alloy! Mr.Smythers enters the ring and IMMEDIATELY takes Mr.DEDEDE down with a hard clothesline! Robbie V and Jason Cage are at it again in the corner.. RRS now joins as both members of Sex N’ Violence double-team Jason Cage!

DP: Messiah’s setting up that ladder! This can ONLY end badly for someone! EE searches under the ring now, looking for a second weapon of torture it seems.. And he pulls out a table! EE sets up the table as Smythers now has DEDEDE on the ropes! HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR AN ELIMINATION! But DDD is fighting him off! DDD with a HARD kick to the gut of Smythers! Smythers back-pedals into the middle of the ring.. DDD CHARGES STRAIGHT FOR HIM!! SMYTHERS COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP, SENDING DDD PLUMMETING HARD TO THE CANVAS!! SNV connects with a double-team suplex on Jason Cage!!

Stew: EE has full control over Alloy it seems as he places him on that table, Messiah is climbing that ladder!! EE holds Alloy down as Messiah gets ready to leap! THIS IS BAD!! But Alloy breaks free! Alloy is now fighting back with EE as Messiah watches helplessly from on top of that ladder, now would NOT be a good time to jump! Meanwhile, Smythers is now helping out Jason Cage with Robbie and RRS as all four men brawl! SMYTHERS WITH A SPINEBUSTER ON RRS!!

10…. 9…. 8….. 7…. 6…. 5…. 4…. 3…. 2….. 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(George Copeland’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

Jaywalker: And our 19th entrant, George Copeland makes his way down to the ring, GC is about to find out if the Grand Rampage is TRULY his destiny! GC slides into the ring as Smythers and Jason Cage now take advantage of RRS and Robbie V! WE COULD BE SEEING A DOUBLE ELIMINATION RIGHT NOW! GC JOINS IN TO HELP JASON ELIMINATE ROBBIE!! ROBBIE’S ABOUT TO FALL, THIS COULD BE IT!! But he’s fighting out of it! ROBBIE WITH A HARD KICK TO THE SKULL OF Jason! GC backs up as Robbie gets back to his feet and he NAILS Smythers in the back of the head with a heel kick!

DP: It’s still utter chaos here on the outside as Messiah is still stuck up on that ladder not knowing what to do as Enigma and Alloy fight it out from below! Alloy catches EE with a kick to the gut! HE’S PULLING HIM IN!! WHAT’S HE LOOKING FOR?! But it seems we WON’T find out as EE nails Alloy with a lowblow! HE NOW PULLS IN ALLOY!! TWIST OF FATE RIGHT HERE ON THE FLOOR!! NO! Alloy forces EE off into the barricade! HE CLOTHESLINES EE OVER THE BARRICADE!! Alloy realizes that he’s got to take advantage while Messiah is stuck up there on that ladder! Messiah has no clue what to do, it’s a big drop no matter WHERE he goes! DEDEDE re-enters the ring from the outside after recuperating again..

Stew: Alloy grabs the ladder! AND PUSHES IT OVER!! MESSIAH IS HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE RING!! BUT MESSIAH ROLLS PERFECTLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Messiah showing off quite a bit of athleticism with the move– FROM BEHIND!! DEDEDE SENDS MESSIAH STRAIGHT OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE OUT OF NOWHERE!!

Announcer: The Messiah has been eliminated!!….

Jaywalker: DEDEDE is proving right now that his strategy is DEFINITELY working! John Alloy is still here outside, he’s grabbing that ladder.. And places it like a table itself, one end on the canvas of the ring, the other end on the barricade!

10…. 9….. 8….. 7…. 6…. 5…. 4….. 3…… 2….. 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(Power’s music hits as he runs out to the ring with a steel chair)

DP: OOOH YES! Things are about to pick up! The NEW InterWire Champion makes his way down to the ring and it looks as though all eyes are on HIM as DDD, Robbie, RRS, Smythers, and GC all look his way! Power enters the ring and each man lines up to take him down! POWER QUICKLY DROPS THE CHAIR AND TAKES ROBBIE DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! HE TAKES RRS DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! HE TAKES SMYTHERS AND GC DOWN WITH A DOUBLE-CLOTHESLINE!! DEDEDE is the only one left it seems as he stares down with Power! HE CHARGES! But stops himself before running into him– HE SWINGS A FOOT STRAIGHT INTO THE GROIN OF POWER!!

Stew: Well that’s ONE way to stop Power dead in his tracks.. DDD CHARGES AGAIN!! SPEAR!!!! NO! POWER MANAGES TO COUNTER IT WITH A SPINEBUSTER!! DDD is taken down HARD on the canvas! Power quickly grabs a hold of DDD, pulling him to his feet.. HE SENDS HIM INTO THE ROPES, LOOKING TO SEND HIM COMPLETELY OUT! Power is looking to eliminate the EAW Hall of Famer! DDD is attempting to fight him off, but Power may be too much for him! This man has went through a LADDER match already tonight, you’d think he’d be somewhat out of energy by now!

Jaywalker: Well he must’ve taken his pills again because he’s raging against DDD! But Smythers from behind with a hard forearm to the back of Power’s head, causing him to lose his grip on DDD! Smythers picks Power up from behind! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX CONNECTS!!

10….. 9….. 8….. 7…… 6….. 5….. 4…. 3….. 2….. 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(Ross Shackleford’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: And here comes the englishman, Ross Shackleford to the ring as the 21st entrant of this match up! But it looks like the action is back on John Alloy and Extreme Enigma on the outside! Alloy seems to have control of EE, rolling him into the ring, it looks as though he’s gonna go for an elimination! Ross Shackleford, sliding into the ring, immediately goes after Power, up against the ropes by Mr.Smythers! Both men are double-teaming the InterWire Champion as Alloy enters the ring! EE is quickly to his knees, BEGGING for Alloy to have mercy?

Stew: I don’t buy it for one second! BUT ROBBIE V NAILS ALLOY WITH A SHOT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Alloy seems to have momentarily taken Alloy’s focus off of EE as Robbie looks to send him to the outside right here, right now! HE’S ALMOST OUT! Alloy’s fighting back, but Robbie refuses to give up! RRS now grabs a hold of Mr.DEDEDE! He whips him hard into the corner of the ring, looking to take advantage! RRS connects with a shoulder thrust straight into the gut of DEDEDE!

Jaywalker: Power is still public enemy number one to the rest of the extremists in the ring as Smythers, Ross Shackleford, and George Copeland look to send him over the ropes and to the outside! But Power isn’t giving up very easily, he’s looking to fight them off, but they may be too much for him! POWER WITH A HARD ELBOW TO THE JAW OF ROSS!! Power, with SHEER strength, pushes George Copeland and Smythers out of his way! HE CHARGES!! SPEAR!!! MY GOD, POWER DAMN NEAR BROKE ROSS SHACKLEFORD IN HALF WITH A SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE!!

10…. 9….. 8….. 7…. 6….. 5….. 4….. 3….. 2….. 1…. (BUZZ!!)

(Alex Anderson’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: The number one contender for the New Breed Championship makes his way to the ring as Power continues his attack on Ross Shackleford! All of these men have been in the ring for quite some time, the Rated R Shaman of Sexy being in the longest at number one followed by Jason Cage! AA quickly enters the ring, immediately going after Power, looking to eliminate the biggest man in this match up! It seems Mr.DEDEDE has escaped once again, having rolled to the outside in order to “recuperate” looking on at the brawl..

Stew: Power is taking full advantage on Ross Shackleford at this point, attempting to ignore Alex Anderson on the attack, nailing him with shots from behind.. Power pulls Ross to his feet, Smythers makes his way over to Power now– HE NAILS POWER WITH A HARD TOE KICK TO THE GUT! Ross grabs a hold of Smythers now, looking to ELIMINATE HIM!! But Smythers is quick to get on the defense, fighting back! POWER CHARGES INTO BOTH MEN FROM BEHIND! Both men are sent into the ropes! Ross isn’t giving up on his attempt to eliminate Smythers from this match up as Power looks to eliminate Ross! AA is still looking for a fight with Power!

Jaywalker: AA CHARGES!! HE NAILS POWER IN THE BACK WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM!! ROSS SENDS SMYTHERS OVER THE ROPES, AS POWER SENDS ROSS OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE AS WELL!! Both it looks as though neither of these men are going to the main event of Pain For Pride!

Announcer: Mr.Smythers and Ross Shackleford have been eliminated!….

10….. 9…. 8….. 7….. 6…. 5…. 4…. 3…. 2…. 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(DJ Styles’ music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: This young man from Voltage makes his way out to the ring, though his partner has long since been eliminated from this match.. He slides into the ring.. And goes straight after Jason Cage! It looks as though this man is on direct order from StarrStan to take him out of this match! Power is damaged after that attack by Alex Anderson! Alex looks to take advantage! HE PULLS POWER IN! CAN HE DO IT?! TWIST OF FATE!! NO! POWER FORCES ALEX OFF!

Stew: Alex is sent colliding with George Copeland! Both men immediately begin to brawl as a furious Power looks to go after EITHER or BOTH of these men!! HE CHARGES!! ALEX MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! POWER GRABS A HOLD OF GEORGE COPELAND!! HE’S GOT HIM UP OVER HIS HEAD!! WHAT’S HE LOOKING FOR?! THIS IS NO GOOD PLACE TO BE FOR GEORGE COPELAND!! POWER’S LOOKING AT THAT TABLE SET UP ON THE OUTSIDE EARLIER BY EE! HE SENDS GEORGE COPELAND OUT OF THE RING AND STRAIGHT THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!

Announcer: George Copeland has been eliminated!!….

Jaywalker: DAMN! There’s no coming back from that, but it looks as though tonight just wasn’t
George Copeland’s night for his destiny!

10….. 9…… 8…… 7…… 6….. 5…. 4… 3….. 2…. 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(Superior Quality 85’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: And here comes the New Breed Champion as our 24th entrant into this match! He’s looking good and just might be going to Pain For Pride’s main event if he plays his cards right as he enters the ring! Alex Anderson immediately takes notice, charging straight for him! But SQ takes him down with a HARD right hand! SQ quickly grabs a hold of RRS. And DROPS HIM WITH A SPIKE DDT!! SQ gets back to his feet, looking for his next victim as Power gets RIGHT in his way!

Stew: SQ quickly begins unloading on Power, throwing lefts and rights all over the place as the damage takes a toll on the big man, back-pedaling him into the ropes! SQ grabs a hold of Power and whips him into the opposite ropes.. Power coming off the ropes, SQ looks to follow up.. SQ connects with an inverted atomic drop on power! BACK BODY DROP ON POWER NOW!! Superior Quality 85 showing GREAT strength upon the InterWire Champion! Jason Cage now battles with Mr.DEDEDE in the corner of the ring, nailing him chop after chop! RRS and Robbie look to take advantage of Extreme Enigma in the opposite corner as John Alloy waits to strike in a corner of his own..

Jaywalker: Wait– Enigma is fighting back against both Robbie and RRS now! EE with a shot to the jaw of Robbie! But RRS quickly nails EE with a knee to the gut! DJ Styles joins in now with multiple shots of his own! John Alloy looks as though he sees something.. HE CHARGES! ALLOY WITH THE IRON SPLASH ONTO ALL FOUR MEN IN THE CORNER!!! I’ve never seen anything like that!!

10…. 9…… 8…… 7….. 6…… 5….. 4….. 3….. 2….. 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(Kendra Shamez’ music hits as she runs out to the ring with a lead pipe)

DP: Oh yeah! This is history in the making, the Grand Rampage’s first EVER Vixen and who
better to fill that spot than Kendra Shamez?! Kendra hesitates before entering the ring, possibly looking for a good opportunity to make her move, she’s a sly one and definitely proved that earlier tonight by revealing herself to have been Medusa all along!

Stew: You’re right, Prez, and Kendra, if she makes the right decisions, could end up with not only a Vixens Title shot, but a WORLD Title shot at Pain For Pride! It looks as though Kendra’s gonna remain on the outside here for a while as John Alloy looks to follow up on DJ Styles! NECKBREAKER CONNECTS ON DJ! No! DJ quickly counters it, turning Alloy around and nailing him with a shot to the gut! HE PULLS JOHN ALLOY IN!! HE’S SETTING HIM UP NOW!! STYLES CLASH CONNECTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!

Jaywalker: I think Kendra sees a spot to join the brawl! Wait, she decides to back off from the apron as Power continues to fight with Superior Quality 85! Mr.DEDEDE looks to have rolled to the outside of the ring again as Alex Anderson looks to work on Robbie V.. AA WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON ROBBIE!! But Robbie quickly fights out of it, nailing AA with a hard shot to the head! AA back-pedals but quickly swings for Robbie with a kick to the gut! Robbie catches the foot of Alex! WINDMILL KICK CONNECTS ON ALEX!!

10….. 9….. 8…… 7….. 6….. 5….. 4…… 3….. 2….. 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(Scott Diamond’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: Scott Diamond now making his way down to the ring, the first man from Showdown to qualify for this Grand Rampage match as he.. Wait, he stops at the ring, looking over at Kendra Shamez.. Scott Diamond begins following Kendra as she begins to run away from him around the ring!! Alex Anderson is now looking to get in on the action with Superior Quality 85 and Power, but both men quickly take him down with a hard double-team clothesline! SQ manages to catch Power off-guard with a shot to the back of the head! BUT POWER FIRES BACK WITH A HARD
RIGHT HAND!

Stew: POWER PULLS IN SQ85!! HE COULD BE LOOKING FOR A POWERBOMB!! But SQ manages to nail Power with a lowblow!! He gets to his feet, pulling in Power! HE’S GOT HIM UP!! QUALITY DRIVER– NO!! ALEX ANDERSON WITH A SHOT TO THE SPINE OF SQ WITH POWER’S STEEL CHAIR!! Mr.DEDEDE, like a snake, slides back into the ring undetected as Alex looks to follow up! AA WITH A DIRECT SHOT TO THE FACE OF SUPERIOR QUALITY!! HE DROPS THE CHAIR AND SENDS SQ OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!

Jaywalker: Superior Quality can’t believe it!!

Announcer: Superior Quality 85 has been eliminated!!….

10….. 9…. 8….. 7… 6…. 5….. 4…. 3….. 2….. 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(Siberian Wolverine’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: Siberian Wolverine makes his way out here now as Alex Anderson looks on at Superior Quality 85 with a big smile on his face, signaling that he wants that New Breed Championship! BUT DEDEDE GRABS A HOLD OF ALEX FROM BEHIND!! HE SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE NEXT TO SUPERIOR QUALITY!!

Announcer:: Alex Anderson has been eliminated!!….

Stew: DJ Styles is now brawling with Jason Cage in the ring as RRS nails DDD with a hard shot to the back of the head! HE’S LOOKING TO SEND HIM OVER THE ROPES!! But DDD thankfully fights him off, now going after RRS as Kendra Shamez continues running away from Scott Diamond on the outside! Scott is OBSESSED with this woman, I swear! He seems to want to FORCE her to compete in this match! Wait, Kendra stops, wielding her lead pipe, threatening to hit him!

Jaywalker: KENDRA THROWS THE PIPE AT SCOTT!! But it misses as a panicking Kendra Shamez slides into the ring! Soctt immediately follows after her!

10….. 9….. 8….. 7…. 6…. 5….. 4…. 3…. 2…… 1….. (BUZZ!!)

(Eddie Mack’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: Well despite STEALING his spot into the Grand Rampage, Eddie Mack is here nonetheless and ready to compete! Scott CHASES AFTER KENDRA! But wait! He’s stopped in his tracks by Power, who Kendra hides behind! Both of these men look like they want to tear each other apart! POWER CHARGES!! Both men are sent straight into the ropes, both brawling against them as Kendra looks on! Power looks to be seconds from eliminating Scott!! But Scott is fighting back!

Stew: Scott looks to be sending Power tipping now!! Both men are close to eliminating each other! WAIT! KENDRA IN FROM BEHIND!! SHE FLIPS BOTH POWER AND SCOTT DIAMOND OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!! SHE ELIMINATED THEM!!

Announcer: Scott Diamond and Power have been eliminated!!….

Jaywalker: Eddie Mack enters this ring– HE NAILS JOHN ALLOY WITH A BIG BOOT!! DJ charges for him! But He’s caught with a boot from Eddie as well! Eddie looks to be taking control of this match!

10….. 9…… 8….. 7….. 6…. 5….. 4…. 3….. 2…. 1…. (BUZZ!!)

(Storm Lightning’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: Eddie Mack continues the momentum in the ring as this man, Storm Lightning makes his way to the ring! EDDIE NAILS SIBERIAN WOLVERIN WITH A HARD BIG BOOT! He’s got him up on the ropes! EDDIE CHARGES!! But SW SENDS EDDIE OVER THE ROPES! No! Eddie lands on the apron! SW realizes that as he charges straight for him! BUT EDDIE PULLS THE TOP ROPE DOWN, SENDING SW OUT OF THE RING AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!

Announcer: Siberian Wolverine has been eliminated!!….

Stew: Storm Lightning quickly goes after Eddie who’s back in the ring now, all of these men continue their brawl, with RRS and Robbie V back together double-teaming John Alloy! Extreme Enigma and DJ Styles are going at it as well, EE unloading on DJ with multiple lefts and rights!

Jaywalker: Storm catches Eddie with a neckbreaker! DEDEDE is looking to take advantage of Jason Cage now, HE’S LOOKING TO ELIMINATE HIM RIGHT HERE AND NOW! Kendra attempts to help DEDEDE with Jason as the time begins ticking for our final entrant!

10….. 9….. 8….. 7….. 6….. 5…. 4…. 3…. 2….. 1…. (BUZZ!!)

(StarrStan’s music hits as he runs out to the ring)

DP: Well look who it is! The man who was number ONE in last year’s Grand Rampage is no number 30! StarrStan quickly enters the ring and now ONE of these men and woman have a shot at headlining Pain For Pride! Starr sees Jason Cage, but he quickly turns Kendra Shamez around! SHE SWINGS AT HIM! STARR GRABS A HOLD OF KENDRA BY THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND SENDS HER OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!

Announcer: Kendra Shamez has been eliminated!!….

Stew: StarrStan eliminates the first and probably only Vixen in Grand Rampage match history as he looks to go for Jason Cage now! But he’s caught off-guard by Storm Lightning with a shot to the face! Storm backs him up into the corner of the ring! Storm is UNLOADING ON STARR! Starr falls more and more into the corner! LIGHTNING IS STOPPING A MUDHOLE INTO STARRSTAN!! Lightning pulls Starr back to his feet, HE’S LOOKING FOR AN ELIMINATION!!

Jaywalker: But Starr NAILS Lightning with an elbow to the jaw! Lightning backs up, but quickly regains himself.. HE CHARGES FOR STARR!! STARR SENDS LIGHTNING OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!!

Announcer: Storm Lightning has been eliminated!!….

DP: Storm is OUTTA here! John Alloy quickly nails Starr with a shot to the gut as Eddie Mack goes on the attack for Jason Cage across the ring! Meanwhile, Extreme Enigma goes at it with Robbie V as DJ Styles goes at it with RRS! DEDEDE is backed up in a corner, waiting for his moment to strike it seems as Eddie Mack has Jason Cage backed up in a corner as well.. Eddie backs up.. HE CHARGES!! EDDIE NAILS JASON WITH A BOOT STRAIGHT TO THE FACE!!! Jason may be out of this for good right here, he’s been in this match for a long time! EDDIE LOOKS TO SEND HIM OVER! JASON ESCAPES EDDIE’S GRASP! HE SENDS EDDIE OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE OUT OF NOWHERE!!

Announcer: Eddie Mack has been eliminated!!…

Stew: DJ Styles immediately nails Jason Cage with a shot to the back of the head before he can turn around! He’s looking to get him out of here before Starr can reach him, he wants to get the job done! BUT JASON ATTEMPTS TO SEND DJ OVER AS WELL! DJ stops himself, NAILING Jason with a kick to the gut! HE PULLS JASON IN!! HE’S SETTING HIM UP!! STYLES CLASH!!!! But Jason’s fighting out of it! DJ’s still looking for it! BUT JASON PICKS UP DJ ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! HE SENDS DJ OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE, DJ STYLES IS ELIMINATED!!

Announcer: DJ Styles has been eliminated!!….

Jaywalker: It seems RRS is by himself now as Robbie V and Extreme Enigma continue to brawl in the corner of the ring.. Alloy continues to unload on Starr in the corner! He’s got him damaged enough, Alloy backs up.. ALLOY CHARGES!! IRON SPLASH!! BUT STARR MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! ALLOY NAILS THE TURNBUCKLE!! RRS SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPES!! SPRINBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK CONNECTS WITH THE FACE OF ALLOY, SENDING HIM TOPPLING OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!

Announcer: John Alloy has been eliminated!!…

DP: A huge darkhorse in this match up has just been eliminated! StarrStan, already beaten and battered sees a much more damaged Jason Cage across the ring.. Starr makes a b-line straight for him! HE TURNS HIM AROUND!! HE’S GOT HIM UP!! OLYMPIC SLAM!!!! But Jason escapes! He lands on his feet behind Starr! JASON– HE SENDS STARR OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!

Jaywalker: WHAT?!

Announcer: StarrStan has been eliminated!!….

Stew: I can’;t believe it! I don’t think Starr can believe it! Starr looks on in shock as Jason gets back to action in the ring! Wait.. What’s going on? A furious StarrStan is.. He’s ordering someone to come out here? A Referee begins to make his way out to the ring now as Starr hurries for him to get over here! Starr talks to the Referee, signaling a Championship or something, I can’t quite here it.. What’s going on?

DP: Starr slides back into the ring?! The Referee calls for the bell? What?

(DING! DING! DING!)

DP: The Ref is telling the ring announcer something..

Announcer: Uh.. Ahem.. The following match is scheduled for one fall… And is for the ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!….

Jaywalker: WHAT?! WHAT’S GOING ON?

Stew: STARRSTAN ROLLS UP JASON CAGE FROM BEHIND!!! THE REFEREE IS THERE!!

Referee: ONE!!!!…. TWO!!!!!!!!……. THREE!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Jaywalker: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!!

Stew: Starr quickly rolls out of the ring with a huge grin on his face and TAKES the Elite Championship from the time keeper!!

Announcer: The Winner of this match by pinfall!!….. STAARRRRRSSTAAANNN!!!!

Jaywalker: Seriously… What just happened?

Stew: It looks as though we just had a match for the Elite Championship DURING the Grand Rampage! Jason Cage kicked out, but not in enough time as it seems he has lost his Championship.. Jason Cage pulls himself to his feet in the ring, not realizing what just happened! StarrStan looks on from the ramp with the Elite Championship as Jason looks on in confusion! Did Starr seriously find a way to use his number one contendership to get use it during the Grand Rampage tonight?!

Jaywalker: WAIT!! RRS FROM BEHIND!! HE SENDS JASON CAGE OVER THE ROPES AND DROPS HIM ON THE OUTSIDE, HE’S ELIMINATED!!!

Announcer: Jason Cage has been eliminated!!….

DP: I don’t know what the hell just happened exactly but the fact is that Jason Cage is eliminated and we are down to our final four, ladies and gentlemen! Mr.DEDEDE, Extreme Enigma, Robbie V, and The Rated R Shaman of Sexy! All four men look at one another in the middle of the ring.. Robbie and RRS look at each other as though they’re gonna team up to take DEDEDE and Enigma on as EE and DDD look at each other the same way, it look as though we’re gonna see some team on team action here..

Stew: Both teams make their way towards each other– WAIT! DEDEDE PUSHES ENIGMA INTO ROBBIE AND RRS, BOLTING OUT OF THE RING THROUGH THE ROPES!! ROBBIE AND RRS QUICKLY ATTACK EE AS DDD LOOKS ON, KNOWING HE JUST THREW HIS ONLY PARTNER TO THE WOLVES IN THIS MATCH! ROBBIE NAILS EE WITH A SPRINGBOARD HEEL KICK!! A dazed EE turns around.. RRS NAILS HIM WITH A BEAUTIFUL ROUNDHOUSE TO THE FACE!! EE is down and OUT! RRS and Robbie pull EE to his feet..

Jaywalker: DDD on the outside near that ladder set up by Alloy earlier on looks on as SNV looks to eliminate Enigma! And… HE’S CLOSE! WAIT! DEDEDE RUSHES IN FROM BEHIND!! HE SENDS RRS OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!! HE ELIMINATED RRS! HE JUST ELIMINATED THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AS A FURIOUS ROBBIE V CHASES AFTER HIM!

Announcer: The Rated R Shaman of Sexy has been eliminated!!..

DP: Robbie swings for DEDEDE who bolts out of the ring near that ladder again as RRS looks on in shock! WAIT!! FROM BEHIND!! ENIGMA SENDS ROBBIE OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE AS WELL!!! BUT ROBBIE LANDS DIRECTLY ON THAT LADDER SET UP BETWEEN THE APRON AND BARRICADE! Enigma has no idea that Robbie isn’t eliminated as Robbie begins to get up on the ladder! But DEDEDE looks to fully eliminate him! Robbie fights DDD off, kicking him into the barricade!

Stew: Robbie runs on the ladder, to the apron! Robbie quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle as EE turns around! ROBBIE LEAPS!! BUT EE NAILS HIM WITH A DROPKICK IN MID-AIR FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THIS MATCH UP!! A damaged Robbie rolls to the outside as EE follows through the ropes.. Robbie looks to escape.. But EE DRIVES HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS! He’s not finished with him yet! HE’S SETTING ROBBIE UP! DON’T DO IT!! TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS ON THE STEEL STEPS!!!!

Jaywalker: Robbie is DOWN as a damaged Extreme Enigma slides back into the ring to recuperate.. BUT WAIT! IN THE CORNER OF THE RING! MR.DEDEDE IS WAITING IN THE CORNER OF THE RING NOW! AN UNSPECTING EE TURNS AROUND!! SPEAR!!!! SPEAR ON ENIGMA CONNECTS!!! EE IS DOWN!! DEDEDE realizes that he has a huge opportunity! He immediately grabs a hold of Enigma! HE’S GONNA SEND HIM OUT OF HERE! (The arena goes black)

Jaywalker: What? What’s going on?

DP: It seems we’re having some technical difficulties ladies and gentlemen..

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYsOz5q-F5I Plays on the Tiantron )

Jaywalker: WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

(A spotlight shines on CM Bank$ on the stage with a smile on his face)

(The entire arena lights up to reveal Mr.DEDEDE looking on in shock with a downed Extreme Enigma in the ring)

Stew: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! CM BANKS IS HERE! HE’S HERE RIGHT NOW AND MR.DEDEDE HAS NO CLUE WHAT TO THINK! Banks makes his way to the ring as DEDEDE looks on while EE rolls to the outside! Banks slides into the ring as a baffled Mr.DEDEDE demands to know what’s going on! Banks says nothing at all as DEDEDE screams at him to tell him! DEDEDE can’t believe it, it looks as though he’s seen a ghost! DEDEDE reaches out.. I think he’s actually trying to see if he’s real! BANKS GRABS HIS ARM AND PULLS HIM IN!!! HE’S GOT DEDEDE UP ON HIS SHOUDLERS, MY GOD!! GO TO RETIREMENT CONNECTS!!!! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY!!

Jaywalker: I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS!! Banks picks up the dazed Mr.DEDEDE by his hair, pulling him to his feet.. AND HE SENDS HIM OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!! DEDEDE HAS JUST BEEN ELIMINATED BY CM BANKS!! I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SAYING THAT!

Announcer: Mr.DEDEDE has been eliminated!!….

DP: We have only two men left it seems! Both men, Extreme Enigma and Robbie V are now slowly crawling back into the middle of the ring from opposite sides of the ring! Both men are bruised and beaten!

Stew: You said it, both of these men have clawed their way to this point and only one will walk out victorious! Both men can barely stand as they use one another to get back to their feet.. Slowly both of these men get to their feet.. THEY’RE UP! BOTH MEN STARE DOWN, BOTH BLOODY, BRUISED, AND BEATEN! ENIGMA WITH A KICK INTO THE GUT OF ROBBIE V!! HE PULLS HIM IN!! TWIST OF FATE!!!! NO!! ROBBIE FORCES ENIGMA OFF INTO THE ROPES!! ROBBIE CHARGES!! CONCUSSION!!!!

Jaywalker: BUT NO– ENIGMA DUCKS UNDER THE LEG OF ROBBIE V!! HE PICKS HIM UP!!! HE’S GOT ROBBIE UP IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR-DROP-LIKE POSITION, THEY’RE NEXT TO THOSE ROPES!! ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!! BUT ROBBIE’S FIGHTING, HE’S NAILING ENIGMA WITH MULTIPLE SHOTS!! ALL ENIGMA HAS TO DO IS DROP ROBBIE TO THE OUTSIDE!!! ROBBIE DROPS!!! ROBBIE DROPS TO HIS FEET BEHIND EXTREME ENIGMA!! CONCUSSION!!!! HE CONNECTS WITH THE CONCUSSION ON EE!!! EE IS SENT OVER THE ROPES AND TO THE OUTSIDE– MY GOD, ROBBIE DID IT!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(Robbie V’s music hits as Robbie collapses to his knees in the ring)

Stew: BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY, ROBBIE V JUST WON THE 2011 GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH!!!
Announcer: The WINNER of the the 2011 Grand Rampage match!!!….. ROB!!!! BIE!!!!! V!!!!!!!!!!!

DP: Robbie has just proved himself among twenty-nine other extremists here tonight, he just proved why he is the best man tonight by winning the Grand Rampage!!

(Camera cuts to Extreme Enigma looking on in shock as Robbie V celebrates in the ring)

Stew: He did it alright, Robbie V has done it, Robbie V has won the Grand Rampage, ROBBIE V IS HEADING TO THE MAIN EVENT OF PAIN! FOR!! PRIDE!!! HE HAS JUST PUNCHED HIS TICKET TO THE HEADLINING SPOT ON THE PINNACLE OF E-FEDS, AFTER TWO YEARS HE IS GOING TO FIGHT FOR A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP AT PAIN FOR PRIDE! THANK YOU FOR JOINING US TONIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE OFFICIALLY ON THE ROAD TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!!…

(Camera fades up to the Pain For Pride logo hanging from the rafters, as the cloth cover is pulled off, and fireworks shoot off around the arena)

(Robbie V is shown taunting “ROB-BIE-V” towards the Pain For Pride logo at the top of the arena as pyro shoots all over the arena)

(Pain For Pride Logo Flashes)

(EAW logo buzzes)