Fight Grid
( EAW Intro plays )
(Highlights from Grand Rampage 1 and 2 are played)
Voiceover: Every year… comes the one night… where anyone and everyone gets their big shot.. The chance to rise above their own limits… and skyrocket themselves into legendary status..
(Multiple entrants from Grand Rampage are shown running to the ring)
Voiceover: 30 men, all sharing the same goal, the same hopes enter the ring… But only ONE will emerge from the pack victorious..
(Captain Charisma is shown eliminating Regulator to win Grand Rampage II)
Voiceover: This night comes the chance for careers to be MADE.. and names once forgettable, to be engraved in everyone’s minds.. forever.
(Masters is shown eliminating MvM to win Grand Rampage I)
Voiceover: And tonight, comes the 3rd edition of this destiny driven event.. Where one split second, can change EVRYTHING. Fate… Destiny… will be fighting against every being who stands between the ropes tonight… and he who wants it the most… is off on a head start… The road to Pain For Pride begins… NOW!
(Camera pans over the sold out Pepsi Center in Denver, Colorado and the crowd erupts as Airplanes by B.o.B. blasts throughout the arena and a huge fireworks display explodes on the stage)
Deadprez: THIS…. IS THE GRAND RAMPAGE! And we’re here bringing you every bit of the sights, the sounds and everything else that goes along with the excitement of the Grand Rampage! Deadprez here with broadcast partners from Showdown, Dynasty and even Turbo with me tonight to call this HUGE event! We’re here with 21,000 screaming EAW fanatics all around us… and man, I can’t wait to jump into the action of this FPV!
Stew-O: This year’s Grand Rampage looks great.. the Rampages in the past were considered some of the greatest EAW events of all time! And this one doesn’t look any different.. There’s only standing room here tonight! This crowd is packed up against the barriers, and I can’t blame em for comin out here to witness a show like this!
HYC: By the looks of it guys, we’re about to get this match started as we’ve got a ring announcer up in the ring… The Grand Rampage is about to kick off!
(Camera cuts to the Ring Announcer)
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! And as always, will be contested under EAW Extreme Rulez!
(Saint Anger’s music hits as the crowd gives him an up and down reaction)
Ring Announcer: Entering first… currently being held in San Quentin Prison… weighing in tonight at 350 pounds… SAINNNNNNNNNTTTTT… ANNNNGERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
ETR: It’ll be a Showdown match to get the action flowing in Grand Rampage early on! And what a better way to do it than with the savage, 7 foot, 350 pounds maniac, Saint Anger! He’s been going through a lot through the past couple of weeks.. with his partner turning against him after Generation Genesis formed and whenever he tried to get some redemption, he had the entire Genesis on his back!
(Y2Impact’s music hits and the crowd gives him an entirely negative reaction)
Ring Announcer: Secondly, from Mormonville, Utah.. weighing in at 220 pounds.. Y-2-IMMMMMPAACCTTTTTT!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
ETR: And there’s the bell to begin this contest, but it looks like the Referee is first gonna check both men for any concealed weapons.. The Ref checks Saint Anger’s boots and pants and now makes his way over to Y2Impact, checking his boots.. And trunks-Wait.. It seems the Referee has found something!
DP: I think you’re right, ETR, it looks as though Impact was hiding brass knuckles in his trunks! Impact looks furious that the Referee took those brass knuckles away from him, hell, he probably NEEDS them to take down a malicious freak like Saint Anger.. But both men look ready to start this contest.
ETR: Impact looks to lock up with Anger.. But what’s this? Saint Anger slides something out of his sleeve and into his hand! My God-I-I think that’s a lead pipe!! Saint Anger swings at Y2Impact with that lead pipe! But Impact quickly reacts, bolting out of the ring!
DP: What a low down dirty trick, tricking not only Impact, but the Referee as well just to hide a weapon..
ETR: Oh whatever, DP, Impact had a weapon on him too-Anger follows Impact to the outside, swinging for the fences with that lead pipe in hand!! Impact dodges as the pipe slams into our announce table! Impact moves out of the way once again as the lead pipe connects with the steel pole of the ring!!
DP: Impact falls down, begging for mercy from Saint Anger as SA moves in closer and closer with that lead pipe.. SA SWINGS!!! But Impact quickly catches him with a drop toe hold, sending SA face-first into the steel steps behind Impact!! Impact quickly gets to his feet as SA begins to rise back up.. But Impact quickly connects with a boot to the back of SA’s skull, slamming it even harder into the steel steps!
ETR: Impact now picks up that lead pipe.. And begins beating Saint Anger with it! Impact looks vicious as he continues to smack the spine of SA with that pipe! Impact finally drops the pipe, looking to pull SA back up by his hair-But it’s stopped by Anger with an elbow straight to the ribs of Impact! SA fully gets to his feet now, connecting with a high elbow to the bridge of Impact’s nose!!
DP: Saint Anger reaches for the head of Impact… And sends him gliding over the Spanish announce table!! Both commentators, as well as Impact, are down! Wait.. Impact slowly rises up, using the announce table to help him.. But in comes Saint Anger, gliding over the announce table as well and into Impact!!! This has quickly become an all out brawl as Saint Anger continues to connect with several more shots on the downed Impact! Impact is trying to escape at any risk, but SA won’t let him get off that easy, grabbing a cord from the announce table and wrapping it around the throat of Impact!!
ETR: Impact has managed to make it to his feet, but he’s quickly turning a shade of purple as SA only tightens that choke!! But thankfully Impact is able to finally escape it as he swings his leg back into the groin of Saint Anger!.. Impact is gasping for air as he reaches for one of the Spanish commentators, ripping off one of their ties and making his way to SA.. Impact now-He wraps the the tie around the throat of SA!! That’s just sick, choking someone with a tie is just sick…
DP: All is fair in love and war, ETR, and Impact is only looking for his payback on SA as he-Oh, what’s this? It seems SA is literally lifting up Y2Impact off of the ground as he gets to his feet! Impact keeps that tie wrapped around SA’s throat as SA… My God-SENDS BOTH MEN THROUGH THE BARRICADE!!!
ETR: Jesus Christ, what a devastating move from Saint Anger, but it could’ve just turned the tables in this match up!! These Fans are ecstatic as Saint Anger emerges from the outside of the barricade, woozily ripping off the cover and monitors to that Spanish announce table! SA now pulls the broken Impact up, but Impact is now on spaghetti legs, having just been crushed under all 350 pounds of Saint Anger!
DP: SA scoops Impact up.. And SLAMS Impact hard onto the announce table! Impact is practically out of the equation as of now as a plotting Saint Anger climbs up onto the ring apron, now climbing even higher than that.. All the way to the tip tip, up to the top turnbuckle! This isn’t looking good in ANY way for Impact at this point!!
ETR: Saint Anger screams to the crowd, signaling the possible end! SA points to his leg and then to Impact, he might just be headed for a guillotine leg drop!! No, don’t do this, Anger, this could kill him!! But WAIT! Impact manages to drop off of the announce table! But SA is still looking to drop onto Impact!! But Impact quickly picks up that lead pipe from earlier, gets to his feet, and whacks SA straight into the gut with that pipe! That’s gotta hurt!! Impact now climbs up onto the apron, climbing even further now, up to the turnbuckle with SA!
DP: Impact begins unloading a flurry of shots all over Saint Anger! But SA stops the attack with a couple headbutts into Impact’s ribs!! SA gets up, ready for the final shot on Impact!… But Impact’s able to grab a hold of SA’s head, dropping both men down!! SA lands in the ring, guillotined on that top rope courtesy of Impact as Impact falls from the apron and to the outside!!! This could be Impact’s opportunity to end this!!
ETR: Impact is obviously still in pain, possibly bleeding internally from SA dropping all his weight on him, but Impact isn’t gonna give up at this point! Impact slowly slides into the ring and gets to his feet with help from the ropes.. But quickly charges to the opposite ropes and springboards off for A LIONSAULT!!!! It perfectly connects onto the body of Saint Anger!! This is it! Impact covers SA for the end of this one!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!……. TWO!!!!!!!!!!……… TH–
DP: SA gets a shoulder up!! How the hell did he manage that?! Impact is in shock, he could’ve bet money that this match was over after that Lionsault! Impact pushes the Referee back, looking to hopefully end this now.. Impact awaits the rise of Saint Anger… SA looks pretty damaged and I’m sure he is, but it looks like he’s taking his time as he… He’s up to both feet! SA turns around as Impact charges for him!!
ETR: Saint Anger connects with a shot to the jaw of Impact, sending Impact back-pedaling into the corner of the ring! What a hard shot that must’ve… What does SA have? My God, I think he’s got a CHAIN wrapped around his fist!! YES, he does indeed have a steel chain around his fist, God knows where he pulled that from, but he has it as he comes towards Impact in the corner!
DP: SA charges at Impact with a furious shoulder thrust! Following up now by climbing to the second turnbuckle and… SA begins nailing shots straight into the face of Impact with that chain-wrapped fist of his as this crowd begins counting the shots!! SA stops the count at 10, I believe, as he drops back to the canvas, while a now crimson mask-wearing Impact woozily stumbles out of the corner…
ETR: SET! 2!! REST!!!! THE SET2REST CONNNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE ON IMPACT!!! MY GOD-THIS ONE IS OVER, THIS IS IT!! A battered and beaten Saint Anger covers the body of Y2Impact to end this match up!…
Referee: ONE!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!………
DP: But.. Saint Anger breaks the pin? Oh, here comes Hurricane Hawk!! HH slides his National Extreme Championship into the ring and then slides in himself as SA gets to his feet! HH is quickly caught by SA! SET2REST ON HURRICANE HAWK!!!! But WAIT-Lethal Consequences is now in the ring, sliding in from behind as SA gets to his feet!! LC swings straight for the groin of SA as SA turns around-But his leg is caught by SA!! Saint Anger traps the leg of LC under his arm and wraps his hand around the throat of LC!! LEG TRAP SIT-OUT CHOKESLAM ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!
ETR: Both HH and LC roll out of the ring as Saint Anger gets back up for a third time, while the Referee looks to throw out that NE Title.. But Impact rips the NE Title away from the Ref!! Impact charges at SA with that NE Title!!! But Impact is caught by the throat!! Impact drops the Title and quickly breaks away from SA’s grip! Impact backs up as SA swings for a big boot!!! But Impact ducks, with SA’s boot connecting with the face of the Ref!!
DP: SA turns around to… A CODEBREAKER!!!! No!! SA drops Impact onto his back, quickly locking in… THE SHARPSHOOTER!!!! The Sharpshooter submission is being applied on Impact by Saint Anger!! Impact has absolutely no where to go, he’s screaming in pain!! IMPACT TAPS OUT!!!! Impact is tapping out… But there’s no Referee to see it!! SA quickly realizes that as well, breaking the submission…
ETR: SA contemplates his next move… Going back to the damaged Impact, who’s trying his best to get to his feet.. SA grabs Impact by his hair.. But Impact gets SA with a lowblow!! SA drops on his back as Impact quickly grabs a hold of his legs and locks in… THE WALLZ OF IMPACT!!!! THE WALLZ OF IMPACT ARE LOCKED IN TIGHT, BUT THERE’S STILL NO REFEREE!!!
DP: SA is screaming in pain as… As a Referee finally slides in!! SA grabs the bottom rope!! But Impact refuses to break the hold! SA is instead using the bottom rope to.. To pull himself onto his back, holding off the Wallz of Impact, but Impact is trying everything in his power to lock it back in! SAINT ANGER REACHES UP AND WRAPS HIS HAND AROUND THE THROAT OF IMPACT!!
ETR: SA SLOWLY GETS TO HIS FEET, KEEPING THE GRIP ON IMPACT’S THROAT, HE’S READY TO END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!! CHOKESLAM!!!! CODEBREAKER!!!! NO, NO, NO, IMPACT COUNTERS IT WITH A CODEBREAKER AT THE VERY LAST SECOND!!! IMPACT PULLS THE MASSIVE BODY OF SAINT ANGER ONTO HIS BACK AND COVERS HIM
FOR THE PIN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!….. TWO!!!!!!!!………. THRE—
DP; NO, MY GOD, NO, SAINT ANGER GETS A SHOULDER UP!!! THE WINNING STREAK IS STILL ALIVE AND IMPACT CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! IMPACT PROPS HIMSELF ON THE SECOND ROPE, SCREAMING FOR SAINT ANGER TO GET BACK UP! SA SLOWLY BEGINS TO RISE AS IMPACT IS PRACTICALLY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH, INTENT ON ENDING SAINT ANGER!! SA MAKES IT TO HIS FEET! HE TURNS AROUND!! CODEBREAKER!!!! CODEBREAKER CONNECTS FOR A SECOND TIME AS IMPACT HOOKS THE LEG OF SAINT ANGER ONCE AGAIN!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!…… TWO!!!!!!!!……… THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Ring Announcer: This winner of this match by pinfall… Y-2-IMMMPACCCCCTTTTTT!!!!!!
ETR: Impact notches himself a win at GR! Great way to start this event out with a great performer like Impact getting a nice win.
Deadprez: I should’ve known the Genesis would get involved in this one… And you know, I wouldn’t be surprised one bit if they show up again tonight..
( Camera fades backstage to Max A. Million standing backstage )
Max A. Million: Ladies and Gentlemen, im Max A. Million standing backstage with three men who will be in the Grand Rampage match! ( Camera pans to Mister K ) … Mister K…. ( Camera pans to Robbie V standing next to MK ) … Robbie V… ( Camera pans to Kevin Devastation ) … and Kevin Devastation!
Kevin Devastation: Can we get through with this….
Max A. Million: So Mister K, we’ll start with you…. I gotta ask, if you win the Grand Rampage what are your plans?
Mister K: Oh thats easy, im going to Disney World…. What the hell do you THINK i’ll be doing after I win the Grand Rampage match? I’m not some bum/fratboy like Robbie V, who’ll probably be huffing and puffing on blunts… im gonna be constructively thinking of how I can get back my World Heavyweight Championship. I’m in LOVE with that title, and nobody……. NOBODY…. is stopping me….
Max A. Million: So Robbie V, we’ll get to you… you’ve already won the King of Extreme Crown, what do you see the Grand Rampage beneficial of?
Robbie V: … *shrugs shoulders*…. more title shots? Kicks? Adding to my legacy? Fuck, I don’t really know thats a good question (hmm)…. either way im getting into the Grand Rampage to kick some ass, take some names home with me and all that other good stuff that Robbie V does on a daily basis. Why? No… the question is… why NOT?
Max A. Million: Very well… and Kevin Devastation, you…
Kevin Devastation: Get that microphone out of my face….
Max A. Million: Um…
Kevin Devastation: I didn’t come here to play 20 Questions, I’m here to win. You can ask me about my day before you expect an answer about the Grand Rampage, because every question you have is gonna come down to one solution. This is a great example. We have two people who are very able to get it done in the ring, we have 29 other people in the Grand Rampage who can get it done no problem! But you’ve only got ONE…. GOD!!!!!!!!!! And all of your questions only result to one answer. And 29 questionables will have no choice but to sooner or later, BOW to the Solution….
Max A. Million: Erm… thank you…
(Camera fades back to the ring)
(The Blackhand’s theme hits on the loud speaker as Kevin Devastation and Cyclone make their way to the ring)
Ring Announcer: This Next contest is a TRIPLE THREAT Tag Team Match and It’s Scheduled For One Fall….and It’s for The E! A! WWWWWWW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPSSSS! Introducing first, Representing Blackhand, The E! A! WWWWWWWW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONNNNNN….KEVIN DEVASTATION AND CYCLONEEEEEEEEEE!
HYC: The tag team titles are up for grabs in this match! MC Squared Vs RC Inc Vs Blackhand. This match has all of the makings to be the show stealer of the night, especially with that rather personal rivalry between RC Inc and MC Squared. Do you think Black hand is going to be able to capitalize on that light advantage?
(RC Inc’s theme hits on the loud speaker as Regulator and Matt Carter descend from the ring ramp to the ring to a lot of Cheers from the fans)
Ring Announcer: Next, at a combined weight of 542 POOOOOOOUNDSSSSSS….REGULATOR AND MATT CARTER…..RC INCCCCCCCCCC!
Fena: Regulator and Matt both have a lot of momentum going into this match, and I think they might have what it takes, to take this entire thing home right here tonight. Their long quest of becoming the Tag Team Champions might finally come a reality here tonight, a 2 month quest may end. Only time will tell
(MC Squared Theme hits as Mr. DEDEDE Comes from behind the curtain ALONE to a heaping reaction of boos as he looks confused)
Ring Announcer: And Their opponents, The E! A! WWWWWWWW UNIFIEDDDDDDDDDD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSSSSSSSSS….MISTERRRRRRRRRR DEDEDE AND CAPTAIN CHARISMAAAAAAAAA….MC SQUAREDDDDDDD!
HYC: The ring announcer announced MC squared to come to the ring and the only person out here is Mr DEDEDE! Where in the hell did Captain Charisma run off to or for that matter, why is DDD defending the titles alone in this match. A fan SPITS at DDD As he walks down the ramp!
Fena: DDD turns his attention to the fan as Regulator bails out the ring with a Head of Steam! Regulator charges at DDD and NAILS HIIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE THAT SENDS HIM CRASHING DOWN ON THE RING RAMP! Kevin Devastation and Cyclone jump on the attack on Matt Carter in the ring in the corner!
HYC: Regulator charges back in the ring as Cyclone charges at him but Regulator LEVELS HIM with a Huge Knee to the face! Cyclone hit’s the mat hard as he favors his mouth. Regulator taunts him a bit but KD from behind HAMMERS HIM WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK! Regulator hit’s the mat hard as KD follows up with the pin attempt!
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…………………Mr. DEDEDE pulls Regulator out the ring!
Fena: Mr. DEDEDE grabs Reg by the hair and head as he charges at the RING POST AND NAILS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO IT! Regulator falls to the floor as Mr. DEDEDE re-enters the ring and KD quickly jumps on the attack as he nails him huge right and left shots!
HYC: KD picks Mr. DEDEDE up as he charges towards the ring ropes and back at Mr. DEDEDE as he nails him with a HUGE Big BOOT!….DDD Catches KD by the ankle! Mr. DEDEDE drops his foot and nails Kevin Devastation with Sledgehammer like rights as he backs KD into the corner
Fena: Matt Carter comes from behind WITH A ROLL UP ON MR. DEDEDE!
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……………………..Cyclone breaks the cover up!
HYC: Cyclone picks Matt up and opens up with a Huge KICK to the Gut! Cyclone turns around and looks to charge towards the ring ropes BUT REGULATOR CATCHES HIM! DOUBLE A SPINEBUSTER! REGULATOR PLANTS CYCLONE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! Regulator turns around as and Matt turn their attention to Mr. DEDEDE and KD in the corner as DDD is nailing him with huge gut shots with his shoulder!
Fena: Regulator pulls DDD from the corner and turns him around as he kicks him hard in the gut! Regulator charges to the ring ropes but CYCLONE PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE! REGULATOR GOES OVER AND OUT TO THE OUTSIDE! Cyclone re-enters the ring as Matt charges at the Ring Ropes!
HYC: Cyclone Jumps from the ring apron and up to the TOP ROPE! Cyclone Dives In The RING WITH A FLYING ELBOW THAT CONNECTS AS MATT CRASHES DOWN TO THE MAT! Cyclone gets up as he turns his Attention to Mr. DEDEDE who NAILS Him with a huge clothesline that takes him down to the mat! DDD and KD meet in the center of the ring and begin to trade huge left and right hand shots!
Fena: On the outside of the ring, You see Matt Carter and Regulator pulling TABLES AND LADDERS from under the ring! KD knees DDD hard in the gut as he whips him towards the ring ropes and REGULATOR CRACKS DDD IN THE BACK WITH THE LADDER! HUGE LADDER SHOT!
HYC: Regulator slides the ladder in the ring as Matt slides the table in before he sets up one on the outside. Reg re-enters the ring but KD stops him in his tracks with a HUGE BIG BOOT TO THE FACE! Cyclone pulls Matt into the ring from the ring apron as he pulls him by the ankle towards the center of the ring as KD comes charging from the ring ropes as he EXECUTES A LEG DROP ON MATT CARTER! Cover By KD!
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……………….DDD manages to break the cover up!
Fena: Some how, some way DDD found it in him to break up the pin attempt! Cyclone gets up to his feet as he picks DDD to the outside of the ring. Cyclone grabs Regulators hair as Regulator gets to his knees.
HYC: KD comes over as he opens up with huge rights to the side of Regulator’s head before Cyclone NAILS REGULATOR WITH AN ENZURGRI TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Cyclone drops to the mat and FOLLOWS UP WITH THE COVER!
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………………………..Mr. DEDEDE picks Cyclone up and nails him with an Eye poke!
Fena: KD turns his attention towards DDD as he charges at DDD with a clothesline DDD PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE AND KD GOES FLYING OVER AND OUT TO THE OUTSIDE ON THE RING APRON! Matt Carter gets up to his feet with a STEEL CHAIR IN HAND! MATT CRACKS KD ACROSS THE TOP OF THE HEAD! KD FALLS FROM THE RING APRON AND THROUGH THE TABLE MATT SET UP EARLER ON THE OUTSIDE!
HYC: Matt Carter just cracked Kevin Devastation with that chair! Matt Turns around AND MR. DEDEDE NAILS HIM WITH A SPEAR OUT OF NO WHERE! THAT LETHAL SPEAR OF MR. DEDEDE IS MORE THEN ENOUGH TO PUT ANYONE AWAY! Mr. DEDEDE turns around and CYCLONE NAILS HIM WITH PELE! PELE CATCHES MR. DEDEDE AT THE TOP OF THE HEAD AS HE FALLS BACK TO THE MAT!
FENA: CYCLONE GOES UP TO THE TOP ROPE! I THINK CYCLONE MIGHT BE TRYING TO END IT RIGHT HERE! BUT HERE COMES REGULATOR WITH A LADDER! REGULATOR NAILS MATT HARD IN THE GUT WITH THE LADDER AS MATT FALLS FROM THE TOP AND INTO THE RING!
HYC: KEVIN DEVASTATION GETS TO THE RING APRON BUT REGULATOR UPPERCUTS KD WITH THE LADDER TO THE FACE! Regulator is cleaning house right about now! Regulator sees a Fallen DDD on the mat as he looks to pick him up but QUICKLY DDD DROPS BACK TO HIS KNEES! LOW BLOW TO REGULATOR! Regulator had a head full of steam and momentum and Mr. DEDEDE just put those to rest mean while with that low blow!
Fena: Mr. DEDEDE pulls himself towards Regulator in hopes of going for an Pin Attempt BUT MATT CARTER IS UP AND HE NAILS MR. DEDEDE WITH A DRIVE BY KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Mr. DEDEDE rolls to the outside of the ring! KD is up on the outside as Matt turns his attention to him and he charges to the ring ropes and LEAPS OVER THE TOP!
HYC: MATT LOOKS TO LAND ON KD BUT KD QUICKLY PICKS UP A BARBWIRE BAT LYING ON THE FLOOR AND CATCHES MATT IN THE GUT! MATT FALLS STRAIGHT BACK TO THE FLOOR AFTER THAT HUGE SHOT FROM THAT BARBWIRE BAT! THAT WILL DO DAMAGE TO JUST ABOUT ANYONE!
Fena: KD picks Cyclone but Regulator quickly PUTS CYCLONE BACK ON THE FLOOR WITH A SLEDGE HAMMER SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! REGULATOR SWINGS AT KD WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER AS KD SWINGS AT REGULATOR WITH THE BARBWIRE BAT! THIS ALMOST LOOKS LIKE A SWORD FIGHT!
HYC: KD AND REGULATOR MEET HALF WAY AND HALF WITH THEIR WEAPONS AS NEITHER HIT EACHOTHER! REGULATOR KICKS KD IN THE GUT AS KD DROPS THE BARBWIRE BAT! REGULATOR TAKES ON TIME AS HE POSITIOINS KD…AND CONNECTS WITH THE PEDIGREE ON THE FLOOR!
Fena: REGULATOR JUST NAILED KD WITH THAT PEDGIREE ON THE FLOOR! Regulator is on the floor put gets up as he forces himself into the ring as he rolls under the ring ropes but MR. DEDEDE IS IN THE CORNER AND HE’S MEASURING REGULATOR UP FOR A SPEAR! REGULATOR HAS NO CLUE THAT DDD IS BEHIND HIM…BUT I SEE REGULATOR BRINGING THE SLEDGE HAMMER IN THE RING WITH HIM!
HYC: REGULATOR IS UP TO HIS FEET! MR. DEDEDE CHARGES AT REGULATOR WITH A SPEAR!….BUT REGULATOR CATCHES MR. DEDEDE IN THE FACE WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER! REGULATOR NAILS MR. DEDEDE AS HE TAKES NO TIME IN GOING FOR THE COVER!
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HYC: WE HAVE NEW EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!
(RC Inc’s theme hits on the loud speaker as they get a Huge ovation of cheers from the EAW Fans)
Ring Announcer: and The Winners of This Match…THE NEWWWWWWWWWWW E! A! WWWWWWWW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS….REGULATORRRR AND MATT CARTERRRRRRRRR….RC INCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!
Fena: After a few months of trying to capture the tag team titles, they finally do so, here at the Grand Rampage in a Stellar match to say the least. Captain Charisma no-showed on his tag team partner and DDD put forth a great effort in this match. He really did! But the odds were stacked and they weren’t in his favor
HYC: I see your point, especially with hungry opponents like Black hand and the NOW Tag Team Champions, RC INC! Congrats Regulator and Matt Carter…
(Regulator and Matt Carter are handed the Tag Team Titles in the ring as they raise them to the fans and get a lot of cheers)
(Reckless Wiring DVD Advertisement Plays)
(Camera pans around the arena to show different sized ladders placed in a line towards the ring)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Announcer: The following… is a LAAAADDER MATCH!! And it is For.. The E.A.W. CHAMPIONSHIP!! (The Crowd goes wild)
Announcer: There are No Pinfalls, No Submissions, the only way to win is for an Extremist to retrieve the Championship belt from above the ring! The first one to do so, will be, the EAW CHAMPIOOON!!
(Extreme Enigma’s music hits and the Crowd erupts in delight as he comes out to the stage and his pyro goes off)
Announcer: Introducing first, The Challenger! Hailing from New Jersey, weighing in at 225 pounds… THE EEEEXTREEMMME ENIIIIGMAAAA!!!!
DP: Here we go! And here comes the Extreme Enigma, much to the excitement of this noisy and lively sold-out crowd! He ducks underneath each ladder, before coming to the last one which is an Immense, 20-foot one! And he climbs right up to the top, signalling to the crowd that he is coming to reclaim what was once his!
ETR: We know that this is his element, this is the Extreme Enigma’s comfort zone.. Surrounded by these huge ladders, he knows how to use them and manipulate them to his advantage! But can he do that tonight, when he’s got the opportunity to regain the biggest prize that the Dynasty Brand has to offer?
DP:
DP: Extreme Enigma enters the ring, posing on each turnbuckle and waiting, WAITING for his rival to join him in this battle! (A few moments’ silence as EE stares at the stage and the crowd chants his name)
(Montell Smooth’s music finally plays as the crowd boo’s heavily and he walks to the ring with the title belt around his waist)
Announcer: And making his way to the ring! From Boston, Massachusetts, Weighing 265 POOOUUUNDS… He is the reigning E!!! A!!! W!!! CHAMPIOOOOOOON!!!!…. The Essence of Excellence… MONTEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTH!!!!!!
DP: The Champ is here!! And the Champ is making a B-Line to the ring!
ETR: Montell Smooth, EOE, took the EAW Universe by surprise by rising incredibly fast to the top of the Dyn – OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! EE LAUNCHES HIMSELF OVER THE RING ROPES TO TAKE MONTELL SMOOTH OUT RIGHT AWAY!!!
DP: NO! MONTELL SMOOTH SAW IT COMING! HE JUMPS OUT OF THE WAY AND EE CRASHES INTO A LADDER!
ETR: BUT EE LANDS ON THE LADDER PERFECTLY! HE FLIPS BACKWARDS OFF THE LADDER, TAKING MONTELL SMOOTH OUT! WHISPER IN THE WIND!!!
DP: Make no mistake, this match is gonna be personal! EE couldn’t wait to attack the Champion, and now the ref takes his belt.. he places it on a wire and it’s carried up high into the air!
ETR: EE kicks and stamps at Montell, who’s struggling to get to his feet, but now he does.. Montell is dazed, and EE looks to take advantage! EE leaps up to the apron, now bounces off the middle rope! EE WITH A SPRINGBOARD CROSS-BODY ON MONTELL!! BUT MONTELL CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR!!
ETR: Uh oh, this doesn’t look good for EE… Montell is holding him so easily, look at the pure strength of the EAW Champion! OH! MONTELL DRIVES EE RIB-FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!! DEVASTATING! EE is struggling to breathe, and now Montell lifts EE right up on his shoulders!! EE IS HELPLESS! MONTELL THROWS HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE RING STEPS!
DP: Montell Smooth has used his imposing strength to seize the advantage here, EE is hardly moving at ringside as Montell grabs a 15-foot ladder! One of the shorter ladders, but short isn’t exactly the right word.. it’s still Massive! He slides the ladder into the ring before entering himself, setting up in the middle of the ring.. it looks like Montell may look to end this right here! EE is stirring, he’s been busted open from his face colliding with the ring steps.. but EE is willing himself on to stop the champion from retaining, and he’s climbing up to the ring apron..
ETR: Montell sees him, he bounces off the ropes and goes for the POOUUNCE!!! POOUNCE ON THE RING APRON!!! BUT NOOO!! EE STICKS A FOOT OUT TO BLOCK IT, AND KICKS MONTELL RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!! The EAW Champion is stunned upon impact! And this is a real chance for EE to gain some kind of momentum, as he climbs up to the top turnbuckle… he’s going for a high flying move..… OR NOT! EE springs up off the turnbuckle landing on the ladder, he’s going for the gold!
DP: That’s probably not the best idea, as Montell is quick to reach up and stop him from advancing up the ladder.. once again Montell displays his power by lifting EE right off the ladder! AND MONTELL POWERBOMBS EE INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!! A Dominant move by the EAW Champion, who has a malicious glint in his eyes as he ponders over what to do next! He lays the ladder down on the canvas.. He clutches EE around the throat, choking him out in the corner of the ring, now grabbing him around the mid-section, MONTELL HITS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! EE’S BODY CRASHES INTO THE METAL LADDER!!!
ETR: EE gasps in pain, he knows and these EAW Fans know that Montell has done some major damage with that suplex! But can he capitalise? Can he finish him off? Montell reaches for the ladder from underneath EE’s body, now setting it up in the corner of the ring.. Montell is screaming for EE to get back up, he sees this as his chance to finish him! To destroy him! EE eventually gets to his feet, clutching at his mid-section, and Montell whips him across the ring, bouncing himself off the adjacent ropes… OH MY GOD!!! MONTELL COLLIDES WITH EE AT A BLINDING PACE, HE NAILS THE POUNCE!!! POOOOUUUUNCEEE!!!!! POOOOOOOUUUUUNNNCE THROUGH THE LADDER!!!!
DP: THE LADDER SNAPS IN TWO AS EE’S BROKEN BODY SMASHES INTO IT! WHAT A POWERFUL MOVE BY MONTELL SMOOTH!!! WHAT A POUNCE!!!
ETR: Now look at this, EE is literally coughing up Blood, he must have some severe internal injuries and Montell Smooth looks absolutely thrilled! Thrilled by the misery he has inflicted on the challenger!
DP: How can EE ever recover from that!? The ladder broke so Montell will have to fetch a new one, but Good Gawd! EE’s all-but finished! Montell slides underneath the bottom rope, picking up another ladder, he – Hang on, Montell folds up the ladder and leaves it laying at ringside.. he picks up another one, and folds it up on top of the other one.. and now ANOTHER LADDER, he’s stacking them up here at ringside and I wonder what he has planned here!
ETR: Whatever it is, Deadprez, it sure doesn’t look good for Extreme Enigma, who’s still motionless on the mat! Now Montell drags EE’s body under the ropes, bringing him out to ringside, now placing him on top of the 3 Stacked Ladders! My god, we’ve seen him decimate EE with a Pounce through a ladder, but that wasn’t enough! Not for Montell Smooth, who wants to absolutely ANNIHILIATE, the Exreme Enigma!!
DP: EE isn’t moving folks, and Montell is up on the apron, he’s climbing up to the Top Rope! We don’t see him go up there too often, but when he does the impact is devastating.. that’s 265 pounds of Pure human muscle, and EE is a helpless soul on top of those stacked ladders! This is too much, how can EE ever recover from this?? MONTELL IS GONNA — wait! wait!
ETR: Montell jumps down from the top rope, he slides out of the ring and runs up the entrance ramp… OH MY! He grabs a GIGANTIC 20-FOOT LADDER!! And he’s quickly bringing that into the ring, is Montell gonna go for the title? Is he just gonna leave EE laying there? Wait, I don’t think Montell is… he sets the ladder up right in the corner… he’s climbing it, step by step, as EE lies on top of the stacked ladders.. Montell keeps on climbing up, THAT’S 20 FEET HIGH GUYS!! MONTELL’S GOTTA STOP! HOW CAN HE GO SO HIGH? WHY WOULD HE GO SO HIGH?
DP: Montell is screaming maniacally to the Crowd! Tonight he is truly at the top of the Food Chain, and this looks really bad for EE! Not just for the match, not just for his hopes of winning the EAW title, but for his CAREER! For EVERYTHING he stands for!! MONTELL SMOOTH IS STANDING ATOP A 20-FOOT LADDER, AND EE LIES ON THE STACKED LADDERS BELOW!!!! DON’T — DO — THIS!! BUT HE IS!!!!
ETR: HERE….. WAIT! WAIT! EE SENSES THE DANGER, SUDDENLY SPRINGING TO LIFE! AND HE JUMPS ONTO THE APRON! JUMPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE!!! AND MONTELL JUST STANDS IN SHOCK ON TOP OF THE LADDER! HIS CHANCE TO DESTROY EE HAS GONE!!! EE LEAPS UP TO MEET MONTELL 20 FEET HIGH IN THE AIR! MONTELL CAN’T BELIEVE IT! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! THE CROWD CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
DP: EE GRABS MONTELL AROUND THE NECK! OH MY! OH MY!! EE HITS A TWIST OF FAAAAAATE! TWIST OF FATE DOWN 20-FEET BELOW, TWIST OF FATE THROUGH THE 3 STACKED LADDERS!!!!
ETR: EE… has completely sacrificed his body to end Montell’s chances! To end Montell’s title reign! But at what cost? Montell is lifeless, he’s bloody and he is in NO shape to get anywhere near climbing a ladder and retrieving the belt… but the same can be said for EE! Both men are exhausted and wounded!!
DP: Even the crowd, for all their support for EE, couldn’t cheer him on there! They know that with this move he could destroy himself, they just stood in shocked silence as EE hit a Twist of Fate from on top of a 20-foot ladder! (Replay shown) But EE has always been the one to put himself through UNTHINKABLE risks!
ETR: And here come the Paramedics! They’re rushing to ringside, with Stretchers at the ready… for entertainment’s sake, we wouldn’t wanna see it end like this! But realistically, it just might.. they can’t be left to fight within an inch of their life! EE is trying to get back up, the Paramedics are trying to stop him but he’s telling them that he wants to continue! He wants to fight on for the EAW Championship, and the Fans are applauding him for it!
DP: It doesn’t look so good for Montell though, he’s barely moving and is bleeding profusely! The medics are trying to stop the blood from flowing, as he gradually begins to rise! Meanwhile EE is crawling around in the ring, trying to place that ladder in right in the middle to climb it! Montell is being stopped by the medical staff, but he pushes them out of the way! He wants to have the chance to get his title from above the ring, he wants to retain it more than anything and no physical injury is gonna stop him from doing so!!
ETR: The blood continues to pour down his face and it drips onto the concrete floor, as Montell searches under the ring… and LOOK AT THIS! He brings out ANOTHER of those enormous ladders out, how many of those do they keep?? He slides it into the ring, before SLOWLY, SLOWLY entering himself.. EE is getting to his feet himself, with the ladder in the middle of the ring, but Montell places HIS ladder next to it! There are two 20-foot ladders standing in the ring, and here we go… business is about to pick up!! Montell Smooth and Extreme Enigma are standing face to face, both are bloody, both are bruised, both are beaten, but both are determined to be EAW Champion! Both are courageous enough to refuse to back down, despite their horrific injuries!
DP: The action resumes!! EE with a punch! Montell responds with a punch! There’s another by EE! And another by Montell! OH! EE HITS A JAWBREAKER!! Montell is stumbling, but somehow stays on his two feet! EE takes one of the ladders, opens it out, and OH MY! EE SMASHES MONTELL’S HEAD IN BETWEEN THE LADDER! MONTELL FALLS DOWN, AND WILL THAT BE THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN FOR MONTELL SMOOTH’S TITLE REIGN, AS EE SETS THE LADDER BACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!
ETR: And here he goes! He steps onto the first rung of the ladder.. gets his foot onto the next one..… and the next one… and the next! EE is halfway there now, while Montell clutches his skull on the canvas! EE is taking a quick moment to recuperate, a quick moment to summon the energy he’ll need to make it to the top of that ladder! EE takes another step… another step, he’s getting there!!
DP: EE is stepping onto the second last rung of the ladder, he reaches up… EE’S GOT HIS FINGERTIPS ON THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!! BUT MONTELL SMOOTH IS TIPPING THE LADDER OVER! THE LADDER AND EE CRASH TO THE MAT! WAIT A SEC! EE HOPS ONTO THE OTHER LADDER! HE’S AT THE TOP OF THE LADDER, MONTELL’S PLAN BACKFIRED!!
ETR: EE IS REACHING FOR THE TITLE BELT! Montell is trying to use the other Ladder as a battering ram, to knock EE off, and EE knows that he’s still got to deal with Montell if he wants to have a free passage towards the gold… and EE DOES A FLYING DROP KICK SENDING THE LADDER INTO THE FACE OF MONTELL SMOOTH!! The Champion got what was coming for him, but he’s hardly fazed by that as he gets right back up! Montell punches EE several times, opening up that wound again as EE begins to bleed once again! He bounces off the ropes, AND MONTELL HITS A FLYING CLOTHESLINE ON EXTREME ENIGMAAA!!!
DP: And maybe now, the energy of Montell Smooth, the intensity of the Champion is being unleashed to it’s full potential! EE gets up to his hands and knees, Montell bounces off the ropes and OOH! HE DRIVES THE KNEE RIGHT INTO THE SKULL OF EE!! That’s a powerful move – but not so fast! EE gets right up again! Look at this!! Montell punches EE right in the face, the impact of that is just distressing! EE falls down and is bleeding from the nose, which could be broken… or worse.. but despite that! EE uses the ropes to get right back up and stand face to face with Montell!
DP: Montell Smooth can’t believe it but NOTHING he’s done has kept the challenger down! AND EE RUNS TOWARDS MONTELL WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS!! BOTH MEN ARE BRAWLING LIKE THE FIERCE ENEMIES THEY ARE! Now Montell is down, EE attacks him with a series of fast punches, Montell is trying to shield his body from this onslaught of attacking moves from EE! But EE stamps on his face, and Montell stays down as EE jumps to the top rope! DIVING LEG DROP BY EE!!!
ETR: Well executed move by EE, who grabs the upright 20-foot ladder, and he places it on top of Montell! So that one of the legs of the ladders is right on his chest! EE JUMPS ONTO THE LADDER, SHIFTING ALL HIS WEIGHT ONTO IT!! AND THE LADDER IS PUSHED DOWN INTO MONTELL’S CHEST!!! SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF THE CHAMPION!!!
DP: That’s an extremely disturbing but effective move by EE, who releases the ladder from Montell’s body and places it make in the middle of the ring… Montell is squirming around in agony, his chest has just been crushed brutally! Now EE takes the other ladder, lays it down flat and he rolls Montell onto it! NOW THE ROLES HAVE BEEN REVERSED!!!
ETR: MONTELL IS LAYING ON HIS BACK ON THE LADDER AS EE TAKES HIS TIME TO CLIMB TO THE TOP ROPE!!!! OH MY!! SWANTON BOOOOOOMB!!!!!! EE WITH A SWANTON BOMB FROM THE — WAIT A MINUTE!!!
DP: MONTELL CRAWLS OUT OF THE WAY IN THE NICK OF TIME AS EE CRASHES AND BURNS INTO THE METAL LADDER!!! That mirrors what happened earlier in this match, as EE pays bigtime for attempting a high risk move!
ETR: EE’s screams tell the story, as his back crashes into pure steel! He should’ve gone for the title instead of doing that, but it’s too late for should’ve! Montell is gradually making it back up, he sees his chance surely!! AND MONTELL KICKS EE STRAIGHT IN THE BACK!!!!! EE IS CHOKING AND SPLUTTERING IN THE CORNER OF THE RING!
DP: Montell’s gotta go for the title now, but he ain’t! He walks over to EE who’s lying down stomach-first, HE STEPS RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM! ALL OF MONTELL’S WEIGHT! OVER 250 POUNDS! IT’S ALL BEING PUSHED DOWN INTO EE’S BACK!! PUTTING EE’S INTERNAL ORGANS AT SERIOUS RISK!!
ETR: Montell is covered in blood and he’s in pain himself, but there’s a sick, twisted smile on his face! And it’s only just dawning on me, and on all these EAW Fans.. Montell Smooth isn’t just here to retain his title! He’s here to make the Termination of EE’s career come to fruition!
DP: There’s no doubt about that now, as he picks EE up… A SLAP FROM MONTELL SMOOTH!!! NOW HE LIFTS EE UP AND TOSSES HIM OUTSIDE THE RING, AS EE’S SPINE CONNECTS WITH THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!
ETR: What a statement by Montell Smooth! The crowd are Booing in full force, but Montell simply responds by sarcastically clapping along! But it’s almost as if he FEEDS off the hatred the Fans feel for him! It’s incredible… and he’s setting up the other Ladder in the middle of the ring, he’s going for glory at the expense of the Extreme Enigma! And at the expense of what the Crowd wants!
DP: Montell is climbing now, ascending the 20-feet it takes before he reaches his title! He’s taking it step by step, he’s physically drained from this long and brutal match but he’s getting there… the Championship is certainly in sight for him!
ETR: MONTELL SMOOTH IS 3/4TH OF THE WAY! HE’S ALREADY REACHING OUT! BUT LOOK AT EE… EE IS GRABBING THE RING ROPES AS HE CRAWLS INTO THE RING! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GONNA COME UP SHORT!!
DP: BUT EE IS SLITHERING ALONG THE CANVAS! AND NOW HE REACHES OUT HIS ARMS, TRYING TO TIP THE LADDER OVER!! THE LADDER IS WOBBLING AND SHAKING!!
ETR: Looks like trouble for Montell… he’s desperately trying to hold onto the ladder! There’s another ladder near him but he can’t quite get to it! And EE is getting to his feet, how he does this I don’t know!! EE is climbing up the ladder himself, while Montell continues to climb towards the top! THEY’RE BOTH ASCENDING THE LADDER! BUT EE IS SOMEHOW MOVING QUICKER THAN MONTELL IS!! AND HERE WE ARE! BOTH MEN HAVE REACHED THE TOP!!!
DP: IT’S COMING DOWN TO THIS, THIS IS A GARGANTUAN MOMENT IN THIS EAW CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!! BOTH MEN ARE STANDING FACE-TO-FACE, AT THE SUMMIT OF THE 20-FOOT LADDER!
ETR: BOTH MEN ARE EXHAUSTED! BUT BOTH MEN WANT THAT TITLE BELT THAT IS DANGLING IN FRONT OF THEIR NOSES! MONTELL MAKES A GRAB FOR IT, BUT EE GRABS HIS ARM TO STOP HIM! EE ISN’T GONNA LET MONTELL STAY CHAMP THAT EASILY!!
DP: NO! MONTELL HITS A LOW BLOW THROUGH THE LADDER!! COME ON, NO!! A LOW BLOW, EE IS IN AGONY AND IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE ON THE LADDER! THAT’S SICKENING, THAT’S SICKENING FROM MONTELL SMOOTH!!!
ETR: MONTELL PULLS EE UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, NOT THIS WAY!!! NOT THIS WAY!!!! ALPHA BOMB!!! ALPHA BOOOOOOOMMMB!!!!!!
DP: BUT EE COUNTERS IN MID-AIR! EE ENDS UP BEHIND MONTELL ON THE LADDER, AND HE PUSHES HIM!! EE PUSHES MONTELL OFF THE LADDER!!!
ETR: HOLD ON! MONTELL LANDS ON THE OTHER LADDER! HE’S BEEN SAVED BY THE LADDER! BUT MONTELL’S HEAD SMACKS INTO THE TOP OF THE LADDER!
DP: Did you hear the IMPACT of that!!? Montell’s head collided with the Steel Ladder and that’s the type of knock that will easily give you a concussion, I’m not joking! Both men are on different ladders, how is this gonna play out folks?!?
ETR: NOW EE IS REACHING FOR THE TITLE! BUT MONTELL SMOOTH IS TRYING TO PREVENT HIM FROM DOING SO! MONTELL IS CLENCHING HIS HEAD IN AGONY, BUT WITH THE OTHER HAND HE’S TRYING TO PUNCH EE! BUT EE REACHES ACROSS AND BASHES MONTELL’S FOREHEAD AGAINST THE TOP OF THE LADDER!
DP: MONTELL’S EYES ARE CLOSED! HE LOOKS OUT OF IT! AND EE!!!! EE IS USING ALL HIS FORCE TO TIP THE LADDER OVER, OH MY GOD!!!!
ETR: THE LADDER CRASHES AND BURNS!! AND SO DOES MONTELL SMOOTH! THE 20-FOOT LADDER IS TIPPED COMPLETELY OVER, AND MONTELL GOES ABSOLUTELY FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! MONTELL PLUMMETS OFF THE LADDER AND OVER 20 FEET DOWN INTO THE CROWD AREA!!!!!!!
DP: Astonishing…. TRULY ASTONISHING! THE DESTRUCTION OF MONTELL SMOOTH IS COMPLETE, HE’S UNCONSCIOUS! HE’S MILES AND MILES AWAY FROM THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
ETR: EXTREME ENIGMA IS STANDING ATOP THE LADDER, THE TITLE BELT IS HIS, SURELY! THE CROWD IS WILLING HIM ON AS HE REACHES FOR IT, GRASPS IT AND TRIES TO UNHOOK IT!!!
DP: WE’RE GONNA HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! A NEW EAW CHAMPION! EE IS FUMBLING, HAVING SOME TROUBLE RELEASING THE BELT – BUT MONTELL IS COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY LIFELESS IN THE CROWD AREA! HE’S GOT ALL THE TIME IN THE WOOORLD!!!
ETR: AND HE DOES IT!!!! HE DOES IT!!!!!!!!!!! EXTREME ENIGMA HAS THE TITLE BELT IN HIS HANDS AND HE IS THE EAW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!
(Extreme Enigma’s music plays as he painstakingly holds the EAW title in the air and the crowd erupts happily)
Announcer: The WINNER of this match… and NEEEEEEEWWWWWWW E!!!! A!!!! W!!!! CHAAAAMPIOOOOOOONNNN!!!!!!!!! EEEXTREEEEEEMMMEE ENIGGGGMMMAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DP: EXTREME ENIGMA HAS RECLAIMED THE EAW TITLE HERE AT THE GRAND RAMPAGE! IN THIS EPIC, EPIC LADDER MATCH!! HIS FACE IS A CRIMSON MASK BUT HE’S DONE IT!!!
ETR: He deserves it, Deadprez, he certainly does!! Both men fought tooth and nail for the gold!! Montell looked the more likely to win at times, but it’s all over now! It’s all over, and Montell Smooth lies OUT COLD behind the crowd barricade! And Extreme Enigma is on top of the ladder, Championship Belt in his hands! He’s on top of the world right now!!
DP: Both men were beaten senseless!! They managed to continue when it seemed physically IMPOSSIBLE! And somehow… Extreme Enigma has emerged as the new Champion.. we’re proud, we’re delighted to have witnessed such a fantastic matchup here at the Grand Rampage!!
(Extreme Enigma slowly steps down the ladder and out of the ring, holding the title belt above him while clutching his ribs)
DP: What a match… what a match! And ladies and gentlemen, there’s still so much more to come!!
(Extreme Enigma waves to the fans once more before disappearing behind the curtain)
( Camera fades backstage to Mr.DEDEDE sitting in the lockerroom with a towel around his neck, looking down at the ground )
Mr.DEDEDE: I’ve lost my titles….
Mr.DEDEDE: I’ve lost my partner….
Mr.DEDEDE: I’ve lost my will…. my career is over…
( HRDO walks into the lockerroom )
HRDO: What the hell is the matter with you? *DEDEDE hides his face from HRDO*
Mr.DEDEDE: JUST LEAVE. What are you even doing here?
HRDO: So this is the mighty Mr. DEDEDE? Self loathing? …. To think I was going to congratulate you….
*DEDEDE grabs the towel and tosses it to the ground, and stands up facing HRDO with a bold black-eye*
Mr.DEDEDE: THIS ISN’T TIME TO BE FUNNY, OKAY? FINE, I lost. The big bad Gawd LOST. There’s a shock…. if you’re here to rub it in, feel free, I couldn’t possibly feel worse than I am now….
HRDO: I’m serious, DEDEDE…. what you did out there was one of the most respectable things ive seen you do in a long time. You’ve made a 180 turn since the time we fought at Pain for Pride, and though you seemed to have allowed the shitstorm of scrutiny and controversy to chip away at you… ultimately, as a man, you’ve changed for the better.
Mr.DEDEDE: Sure I have. It’s obvious to me that I’m as out of touch as people say I am, don’t try to sugarcoat a fucking thing.
HRDO: No, you’re not… but this isn’t the end of your career. This isn’t the be-all-end-all… YOU’RE in control. What ive done was I looked inside myself and now im coming in at _# 30 at the Grand Rampage Match. You still have an opportunity, Mr. “Opportunist”… YOU still have a shot at establishing something of yourself for the final time… or the first of many…. follwers such as myself have asked themselves if we’ll ever see someone like you again… we’ve heard all of the plans, alot of people know about your plans of leaving EAW Soon…
Mr.DEDEDE: State your point…
HRDO: I’m not stopping you. But I want you to look inside your heart and ask yourself if you’re ready to go…. or are you ready to pull your head from out of the dirt, and show everyone the Mr.DEDEDE that turned himself into the best. Its not 2008 anymore and im pretty sure you’re facing it… but when I look at you I don’t see a shell. I see a shield… I see someone who’s so afraid to lose that he won’t take the necessary rsks to win. Are you gonna get out of that defensive? Are you going to take opportunity? Are you gonna re-establish dominance??
Mr.DEDEDE: You know what? I WILL… Save the pep talk, HRDO, while you still can alright? Because I DO have another opportunity at being the ultimate opportunity again…. and that opportunity is TONIGHT in the Grand Rampage match…. but watch what you wish for, HRDO…. because the Mr. DEDEDE won won Extremist of the Year is the same guy who would take his closest ally down to get what he wants…. so I’m not gonna have any second thoughts on down an old rival…. and yes, that means you.
( DEDEDE walks out of the room in excitement )
(Pain For Pride Promo)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Announcer: This contest is scheduled for a ONE FALL! And it is for… the EEEEAAAAWWWW WOOORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAAAMPIONSHIP!!!
(Heart Break Boy’s music blasts through the arena as the crowd screams)
Announcer: Introducing first, the Challenger! Hailing from San Antonio, Texas… weighing in at 220 pounds! THE HEEEEART BREAK… BOOOOYY!!!!!!!!
DP: And here he comes! Here is the Heart Break Boy! And his expression, as he walks towards the ring, says it all! He is absolutely HELLBENT on reclaiming the World Heavyweight gold, but there’s a long road ahead if he is to do so!
(C.M. Bank$ music plays and the champ receives a mainly negative reaction as he walks to the ring with his title)
Announcer: And approaching the ring, from New Jersey.. weighing in at 220 pounds! He is the Current, Reigning EAW World Heavyweight Champion!! And the leader of Generation Genesis! C…M… BANK$!!!!
HYC: If HBB is to reclaim that gold, he’ll have to go through this man. CM Bank$! And the champ has confidence in his eyes, in his own right! But who will emerge with a Grand Victory at the Grand Rampage? Who will be the one to go to Pain for Pride, at the Summit of all of Showdown?
Stew-O: The Generation Genesis has reigned supreme over Showdown over the past weeks! But this is Banks’s battle to fight on his own, it’s time for him to deal with HBB once and for all! It’ll come down to who can be the best between these two, here at the Grand Rampage, on this very special night, and I honestly can’t tell who wants it most!
DP: They both want it, that’s for sure, and I do believe we’re getting under way! (Ding! Ding! Ding!) The World title match at the Grand Rampage has commenced! Banks and HBB are standing face-to-face, toe-to-toe, they enter a grapple but HBB quickly gets Banks into a Headlock.. he throws him against the ropes, now HBB connects with an Arm Drag which floors the Champion!
HYC: HBB with the first offensive move of the match, but Banks is quick to his feet.. they exchange a few open fists here, but HBB chops Banks right in the chest! And he does so again, and again, as the sound reverberates around this sold-out arena! HBB goes for another chop, but Banks with an elbow to the back of the head! Painful.. a kick to the gut by Banks, who now whips HBB into the corner. Banks runs at him with a Running High Knee to HBB’s face!! Banks wraps a hand around his throat, choking HBB out here! Oh look at this.. Banks grabs HBB around the neck and goes for a Running Bulldog, it’s Blocked! And HBB with a Back Suplex, bridging it into a pinfall! 1… a quick kickout.
Stew-O: Both men get back up, Banks goes right to work with a kick to the left knee.. and he repeatedly kicks at it, Banks does a quick Scoop slam, followed by an Elbow drop to the mid-section.. HBB is up, Banks whips him across the ring and throws him right out through the middle rope! HBB lands with a thud on the concrete floor! And Banks is signalling for HBB to get back up, taunting him and the crowd responds with a chorus of boos!
DP: They can boo all they want but Banks has every right to do this, he’s had the upper hand over his rival so far! Anyway, HBB is climbing back up onto the apron, oh hang on.. Banks runs at him and nails a Spinning Wheel Kick, as HBB tumbles back down to the floor! And this time Banks follows him, stepping out of the ring and he stomps on the left knee repeatedly, clearly targeting it as a potential weakness.. because if he takes out the knees, surely he takes out the pace of HBB!
HYC: Nevertheless.. HBB is getting to his feet, Banks drags him towards the steel steps, but HBB with a flurry of punches right at the Champion! Now look at this, HBB grabs Banks’ head and drops it right into the steps! And he does it again, as Banks shouts out in pain! Banks seems quite dazed as HBB leaps into the ring, he bounces off the opposite ropes and here he comes! A Baseball Slide from HBB, Banks falls down outside the ring but HBB flips over, back into the ring. And HBB climbs to the top turnbuckle, with Banks standing up.. HBB launches himself high into the sky for a CROSS-BODY!! AND BANKS MOVES!
Stew-O: Banks moves right out the way and HBB falls face-first into the concrete! Into the floor! That could be a huge turning point in this World title bout, as Banks looks to capitalize! Banks is searching under the ring, he brings out Two Steel Chairs, as he looks to do some serious damage to his title contender! Banks sticks HBB’s left leg in between a folded chair, oh this could be bad… AND BANKS! USING THE OTHER CHAIR TO DRIVE THE METAL INTO HBB’S KNEE!! TARGETING IT RUTHLESSLY!
DP: HBB is crying out in agony, and who can blame him?? Banks is doing exactly what it takes, to ensure his title reign doesn’t end here! And at the moment you wouldn’t bet against him retaining, because HBB is in a world of pain! AND AGAIN! Banks smacks the steel chair into the knee! This isn’t pretty, not by a long shot! But it’s working! Now Banks lifts HBB up, he’s yelling in his ear, asking him what else he can take! He leans HBB against the ring apron, now unleashes some quick punches right to the forehead! He’s doing it so viciously, so efficiently!
HYC: Banks will not stop with the open fists to the forehead, much to the despair of a large part of this crowd! It appears that HBB has been busted open, rather unsurprisingly, considering the damage that the World Champion is inflicting! I don’t think I’ve seen such an impressive performance by Banks in a while, but you’ve gotta wonder if HBB can turn the tables before it’s too late? And another kick to the left knee of HBB, he falls to the floor clutching it, as Banks smiles malevolently to the crowd!
Stew-O: It’s got to the point where all it takes to knock HBB down, is a simple kick to the knee! And Banks is worsening the injury, by applying a Figure Four Leglock! It could get to the point where HBB taps now, he’s in serious pain.. the ref is standing by ready, asking HBB if he wants to continue, but he continues to fight on, looking for a way out of the hold! But Banks responds, by tightening the hold, and Banks is sweating profusely as he puts all his energy into making HBB feel the effects of this leglock! It’s looking pretty grim for the challenger if Banks keeps this up, I’m not gonna lie Deadprez..
DP: But don’t count your chickens just yet! HBB is showing some signs of survival, he’s trying to escape the Figure Four hold and Banks is struggling to maintain it! THERE WE GO! HBB somehow breaks the hold, kicking Banks forward who falls against the ring steps! Banks is dazed by the impact of the steel to his flesh, and it gives HBB a moment to recuperate, but will it be enough?
HYC: I doubt — BUT HBB LEAPS TO HIS FEET! SOMEHOW, DESPITE EVERYTHING! HE’S BACK UP! Banks turns around and can’t believe it.. HBB is standing on both feet, but Banks wastes no time here.. he looks for another kick to the knee! HBB DUCKS! SUPERKICK!! HBB HITS A SUPERKICK ON BANKS, SUPERKICK FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!
Stew-O: Banks falls flat on his back, here at ringside! And HBB is down too, let’s not forget the knee that must have suffered from the delivery of that Superkick! But if HBB can crawl towards the Champion, he must’ve done enough to get a 3-count! HBB gets towards Banks’ motionless body, getting an arm across his chest! THIS SHOULD DO IT! 1……………….. 2..…..…………….. SHOULDER UP BY BANKS! WOW! I thought he’d done enough, but NEVER count out the Champ!
DP: HBB seems to have been given a new breath of life, a new confidence from that near fall that just wasn’t there before! And he’s dragging Banks across ringside, right to the other side near our announcing table! Uh oh, I’ve commentated for long enough to know it’s probably about time for you and I to get the hell away from here, Deadprez!
HYC: HBB is clearing our announcing table, there go our monitors! ETR and I are glad to step back from the action, as HBB prepares for what we can only assume will be a high-risk move! The table is cleared, and HBB lifts Banks up to the ring apron.. he does it ever so slowly, with the knee preventing him from operating to his full capacity! But HBB has somehow found the inner strength which more than makes up for his devastated left knee! I’m not sure what he’s thinking, but HBB hoists Banks up to the top turnbuckle, and he’s climbing up himself here! The crowd knows this is an all-or-nothing moment for HBB! They know that the future of the EAW World Heavyweight Championship, lies within this very moment! But they hold their breaths, for this could all go one way or another!
Stew-O: HBB has Banks up on the top rope, and he hooks his arm, WHAT IS HE THINKING! HE LIFTS HIM INTO THE AIR! OH MY GOD, HBB NAILS A SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE, RIGHT THROUGH OUR TABLE AT RINGSIDE!!!! CRIPPLING THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!! THE CROWD ARE SHELL-SHOCKED!!
DP: It looks like the huge, huge risk has paid off for HBB, because Banks is incapacitated! But HBB is a bloody mess, he’s running on E and it would take something more for HBB to make a pin! But can he!? The crowd is very much behind the charismatic Challenger, willing him on to get the pin! To seize this moment, to make history! The chants of ‘HBB’ are deafening, and HBB appears to be reacting to them… HBB is stirring, showing a sign of life, and meanwhile Banks isn’t! I believe Banks is out of it completely!
HYC: HBB NEEDS to make the pinfall, it would undeniably win it for him right now! HBB has found himself up to his knees, I’m not sure if he’s completely with us here, whether he knows where he is! But he’s gotta pin Banks! AND HBB COLLAPSES ON TOP OF BANKS! IT’S A PIN, COUNT THE PIN! 1………………… 2..…..………………. 3??! NO 3! NO 3! BANKS REACHED A SHOULDER UP WITH A SPLIT, SPLIT, SPLIT SECOND TO SPARE!! INCREDIBLE REACTION FROM THE CHAMP!!
Stew-O: Well… wow. That was the greatest chance you could ask for, we all thought Banks was gone but he’s shown the resilience that’s gotten him so far! He’s shown the strength that won him the World title in the first place! The question now is, does HBB have the mental determination, the physical WILLPOWER, to drive himself onwards, to win this match? HBB is in the driving seat, there’s no doubt, but expect the unexpected! HBB is climbing to his feet, and Banks is looking to do the same, Banks can’t quite make it though.. HBB has a look in his eyes that I can’t quite place, but he’s getting ready for something… OH LOOK! HBB RUNS AT BANKS! AND CONNECTS WITH A SAVAGE, LETHAL PUNT TO THE TEMPLE!!!
DP: BUT HBB’S KNEE BUCKLES AND HBB FALLS! HBB FALLS! HE’S SACRIFICED THE INJURED KNEE WITH THAT PUNT, AND HBB LETS OUT A PIERCING CRY OF ANGUISH!
DP: It’s almost disturbing to hear, but ladies and gentlemen, the punt connected! Banks is down and may just earn himself a concussion from the impact of that punt! Who can react to the situation? Who can commit themselves to claiming the World title? The stakes are massive here, and look, it’s HBB who uses the apron to lift himself up to his feet! He’s practically HOPPING, as he moves towards Banks’ body! …… Wait a minute!! IT’S JAYWALKER WHO COMES FROM BEHIND AND CONNECTS WITH A MONKEY WRENCH TO THE BACK OF HBB’S SKULL!!! WHAT A BRUTAL SHOT!!! AND Y2IMPACT, HURRICANE HAWK, LETHAL CONSEQUENCES, THEY’RE ALL OUT HERE AS BANKS MUST HAVE RALLIED IN THE TROOPS! AND THEY’RE SENDING VICIOUS STOMPS INTO HBB, THE CROWD IS DISGUSTED!
HYC: Yes!! This is so much fun to watch! With the World Heavyweight Championship at stake, you gotta take advantage of EAW’s Extreme Rules! And the Generation Genesis are doing JUST THAT! Banks is beginning to stir, as he gets to his feet as backs off the Genesis as he lifts HBB.. and sends a big right fist into HBB’s skull! Right into the open wound! Banks senses a chance to put HBB away here, as he smacks his head into the barrier… and sends him back into the ring! We’re going back into the ring for the first time since the very beginning of this absorbing, World Title matchup!
Stew-O: This is just a hard thing to watch, the rest of the Generation Genesis follow HBB and CM Banks back into the ring, and it has just turned into a pack of savage dogs attacking the vulnerable HBB… This in no way, shape or form is fair!
DP: Don’t speak so soon, Prez! ROBBIE V SLIDES INTO THE RING, AND HE’S ARMED WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! AND HE’S CLEARING OUT THE GENESIS!! Robbie lifts the Heart Break Boy up to his feet… and he’s helping HBB fight off the Genesis as they all leave the ring, and they’re NONE TOO HAPPY with Robbie V right now!
HYC: HBB grabs hold of CM Banks and sends him off the ropes! And Banks comes back as he connects with a Reverse Atomic Drop!! And SUPERKICK!! WHAT IN THE WORLD?! ROBBIE V NAILS THE HEART BREAK BOY JUST AS HE TURNED AROUND WITH A SUPERKICK!!! AFTER HE CAME OUT TO HELP HIM?! ROBBIE JUST DROPPED HBB WITH HIS OWN TRADEMARK!
Stew-O: This is chaos! Banks is down on the canvas watching in complete shock as the normally jubilant Robbie V has en EVIL look swept across his face! Banks uses the ropes to get to his feet.. and HBB is struggling to get up! HBB is up to his knees… and Robbie begins to exit the ring… But hold on, he turns around again as he THROWS THE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO HBB’S FACE AS HE’S KNOCKED RIGHT BACK DOWN!!
DP: And Banks can do nothing right now but watch in awe, as Robbie stares back at him… and finally leaves the ring!! Robbie is walking up the ramp, not even caring to look back at the damage he has done, and CM Banks lifts HBB up and props him onto his shoulders!! THE GO TO RETIREMENT CONNECTED! And HBB is cooked… there’s no way he can come back after all he’s gone through in these past few minutes.. as CM Banks drops down and hooks the leg…
1… 2…. 3….
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Announcer: The winner of this match… AND STIIIIILLLLLL, EAW WOOORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIOOOON!!! C.M. BANK$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(CM Banks’ music hits as he slowly leaves the ring… HBB lays motionless and the crowd is silenced in shock)
Stew-O: I can’t believe what we’ve witnessed here!! This was an incredibly back and forth contest until the Generation Genesis came out to assist Banks… But just when we thought Robbie was out to help HBB, he turned on him! HBB could do nothing after the remorseless attack from Robbie.. and even CM Banks couldn’t believe what he was seeing as he pinned HBB after hitting the Go To Retirement easily and retained his Championship..
HYC: All’s fair in love and war.. and tonight was a perfect example of that.. I don’t know what’s going on inside the mind of our King of Extreme, Robbie V… but CM Banks got the win regardless even if he did get help from Robbie… All I know at this point, is CM Banks is in his rightful spot as champion! Oh.. and that Robbie V is not a very happy camper..
DP: All true, I can’t wait to see what stems from this.. with Robbie barred from both Showdown AND Dynasty, the upcoming Turbo will most likely be a must-see…
(Camera fades backstage to Max A. Million standing near the steps up to the arena stage)
Max: Ladies and Gentlemen, please introduce the final guest of the night.. Which is kind of ironic..
(Camera pans over to StarrStan setting on the bottom step, looking down and wearing a hoody with the hood covering his head)
Max: Because he just so happens to be the FIRST entrant into the Grand Rampage match. Now, Starr.. We all know you’ve been on.. Well, somewhat of a roller coaster of wins, losses, triumph, tragedy, and everything else in between since returning a couple of months ago.
Starr: So.. What do you wanna know?
Max: I was just getting to that. Now, you’ve been kind of all around Showdown since returning, facing most of the roster and winning. That is, until you fought Robbie V in a match with the stipulation of becoming the first entrant into the Grand Rampage match should you lose. And you did, unfortunately. Now what I’m wondering is–
Starr: NO… No, Max… Now what I’M wondering is just who the hell do you think you are? More importantly, who the hell do you think I am? Do you think the people waiting for me out there, the people waiting for me who are watching this at home.. Do you think they’re setting, wondering what “brilliant” question Max A. Million is gonna ask next? You’re talking to me like I haven’t been here before. You’re talking to ME like I haven’t been down and out-you didn’t even bother to mention that I beat the ass of the World Heavyweight Champion, CM Banks, just as recently. Oh yeah, I’ve been here before. Last year, I thought I was golden mowing through every man in Extreme Answerz Wrestling. And last year.. I was screwed. Screwed out of my EAW Championship, screwed out of my dignity, screwed out of my pride-which I would NEVER recovered from. I’m over all it now, Max. You want a “brilliant” question to ask, Max? How about “Who has the balls to get in StarrStan’s path this year?” I’ll answer that for you. No one that values their career, and continuing it after this night. NO ONE. Hehe.. Oh it’s true.
(StarrStan pulls the hood off of his head and stares deeply into the camera)
Starr: …. It’s DAMN true.
(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer)
Ring Announcer: It has now come time for the 3rd Annual 30-Man Over The Top Battle Royal, THE GRAND RAMPAGEEE MATCHHHH!! In just a few moments, the first two entrants will start in the ring. Every two minutes, another EAW extremist will enter into the ring. To be eliminated, an extremist must go OVER the top rope, and touch BOTH feet to the ringside floor… The last man standing in the ring will earn a WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT PAIN FOR PRIDE 3!! Ladies and Gentlemen… LET’S GET READYYY TO RAMMPAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(StarrStan’s music hits and the crowd cheers as he heads down the long ramp and enters the ring)
Ring Announcer: Introducing at this time, the FIRST entrant.. from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and weighing in tonight at 240 pounds.. E-fed’s ONLY Olympic Gold Medalist… STARRRRRRRRR… STAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!
Deadprez: Oh man guys.. It’s time for the RAMPAGE! I’ve been waiting for this all year! We’re getting CLOSER and CLOSER to Pain For Pride as we’re just about to kick off this years Grand Rampage match… And Starr being the first entrant has a look of sheer seriousness on his face.. this is his chance to get back to the top of EAW! To where he belongs, with a World Title around his waist!
HYC: I wonder who drew Number 2… Starr isn’t normally the kind of guy to take the easy way out.. but I’m sure that he’s hoping for one of the less accomplished extremists to come down that ramp in a few seconds.. all the more better for him and his chances to Main Event Pain For Pride 3!
(Justin Nitro’s music hits and the crowd gives him a mixed reaction. He rolls into the ring with Starr)
Ring Announcer: And the second entrant.. JUSTINNNNNNNNNN… NITROOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And the 2010 Grand Rampage match is officially underway! Starr and Nitro lock up as Starr has the early strength advantage, forcing Justin Nitro into the corner.. and Starr breaks the grapple with a quick punch upside the jaw of Justin Nitro, and Starr is stomping into the cornered Nitro’s midsection as Justin Nitro falls into a seated position. Starr pulls Nitro to his feet.. and sends him off the ropes as Nitro rebounds and heads straight into a shoulder block from Starr, dropping him back down to the canvas!
Deadprez: Starr is sending some stomps into Nitro now.. as Nitro rolls to the ropes to try and escape Starr. Starr brings Justin Nitro up back to his feet.. and hits a powerful Snap Suplex! Starr dominating early on in the Grand Rampage… And Nitro is getting up to his feet as Starr tries to put him back into the corner.. but Nitro fires a right hand at Starr! And another one! And Justin Nitro brings Starr in and BASHES his head against the top turnbuckle in the corner! He’s sending repeated kicks into Starr.. as he grabs his leg and Justin Nitro is attempting to lift Starr up and OVER the top rope, hang on Starr!
HYC: Man, Nitro was almost able to send Starr down to the floor but Starr sends a knee into Nitro’s gut.. Starr grabs Justin Nitro and sends him off the ropes.. and Starr downs Nitro with a Kitchen Sink as the countdown clock appears on the screen! Starr might have been able to do well here in the early going with only one man in the ring.. but you just wait until he has some more competition…
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!)
(Viper’s music hits as the crowd erupts when he sprints down to the ring)
Stew-O: The third entrant, Viper! Former Interwire Champion, Tag Team Champion, and he’s looking to add Grand Rampage winner to his accomplishments tonight guys as he slides into the ring and Starr has Justin Nitro hung up on the ropes, but Nitro fights out of it as Viper sends an elbow into Starr’s spine! Nitro is in the corner as Viper grabs Starr and sends him off the ropes… and Viper hits a LEG LARIAT as Starr rebounds back! Starr is down as Viper heads to the corner and sends a toe-kick into Nitro’s gut.. Nitro is now seated against the turnbuckles as Starr is up in the opposite corner…
Deadprez: Viper approaches Starr.. but Starr quickly hits a Knife Edged Chop into his chest! And kicks him in the gut! Wait, no! Viper catches the kick and nails Starr with Roundhouse Kick to the jaw! Starr falls once again as Justin Nitro sends a Forearm Smash into the back of Viper’s head! But Viper comes back with a kick to the gut, and brings Justin Nitro in as he connects with a Russian Legsweep! Justin Nitro is down now but Starr is right back on the attack, hammering overhand rights into Viper as he backs him into the corner! But Viper is trying to fight out of it now as they’re trading blows!
HYC: Viper and Starr have been the dominating forces in the Rampage thus far, but we’re only 3 entrees in and there’s much more to go, I hope they don’t get overconfident just yet as Viper swings out of the corner and presses Starr against the turnbuckles! Nitro is slowly getting to his feet as Viper heads to the opposite corner… and Viper is CHARGING toward the cornered StarrStan!! BUT RIGHT INTO A MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE FROM JUSTIN NITRO!! AND VIPER IS DOWN AS THE COUNTDOWN CLOCK APPEARS ON THE SCREEN!
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!)
(Y2Impact’s music hits as the crowd gives him a negative reaction)
Stew-O: Y2Impact! The nobleman of Generation Genesis is the 4th entrant of the Grand Rampage as he enters the ring with the three other men, as Impact immediately goes for Viper who is just getting up to his feet… but Viper is mounting a bit of offense as he swings a kick into Impact’s leg! Viper attempts to send Imp off the ropes but Impact turns it around with a Reverse Irish Whip, as Viper hits the ropes and VIPER HITS A HANDSPRING ELBOW ON IMPACT! Impressive maneuver from Viper as Starr brings him in quickly after connecting with the elbow!
Deadprez: And Starr plants his former tag team partner, Viper with a German Suplex! And I don’t think Viper is in a very good position here as Starr is holding in the Suplex, and bringing Viper back up for another! Starr gets very dangerous with these repeated suplexes, he can just keep going and going with those throws as he connects with the second, and releases as both Starr and Viper are down on the canvas now!
HYC: And Y2Impact heads over to Justin Nitro in the corner… he’s grabbing his legs and trying to flip him up and over the top rope! But Nitro is putting up a fight, kicking at Imp with his free leg… Starr is up to his feet now as he has Viper down on the canvas, and drives an elbow into his sternum with a nice elbow drop! Justin Nitro smacks a strong kick into the back of Impact’s head as Imp drops him, and Nitro drops Imp with a Drop Toe Hold, causing Imp to fall FACE FIRST into the bottom turnbuckle!
Stew-O: Imp got a taste of that turnbuckle there as Nitro’s lifting him back to his feet.. AND JUSTIN NITRO THROWS IMP OVER THE TOP ROPE!! IMPACT IS THE FIRST ELIMINATED FROM THE GRAND RAMPAGE! Wait, no! Justin Nitro thinks he eliminated Impact, but Imp hung onto the ropes and re-enters the ring as he turns Nitro around and connects with a beautiful Standing Dropkick! Justin Nitro falls, as he crawls to the corner and pulls himself up using the turnbuckles… but he’s hit with an incoming Turnbuckle Clothesline from Y2Impact, and Imp seems enraged after nearly being eliminated by Nitro!
Deadprez: Impact is hammering anger-driven punches into Justin Nitro’s midsection… and he’s trying to lift him over the top rope now! And Viper is trying the same with Starr on the other side of the ring! The countdown clock pops on as we’re about to gain another entrant into this match!
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…. BUZZ!)
(SG2’s music hits, the crowd cheers as he makes his way down the ramp)
Deadprez: And SG2 joins the party! SG2 hits the ring as Justin Nitro escapes from Impact and follows up with a DDT, and goes over to the opposite corner to help Viper with Starr… Y2Impact gets up to his feet as SG2 heads off the ropes… AND TAKES IMPACT DOWN WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER! SG2 sprints off the ropes again as Justin Nitro wanders out of the corner… and SG2 takes HIM down with an Enzuigiri! SG2 has really hit the ring like a house of fire as he grabs Viper who was working on Starr…
HYC: And SG2 PULLS Viper by the arm into a HUGE Clothesline! This guy is demonstrating some nice power, a breath of fresh air to see one of the rising stars of EAW perform like this.. but Starr is out there now as he delivers a sharp kick into the gut of SG2.. and sends him into the corner… and Starr charges, but SG2 MOVES OUT OF DANGER! And Starr collides with the turnbuckles!
Stew-O: SG2 heads off the ropes as Starr stumbles out of the corner! Like a deer wandering in front of a speeding car as SG2 charges at Starr!! BUT STARR QUICKLY DROPS DOWN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD, AND GRABS THE ANKLE! ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK, STARR HAS IT LOCKED IN ON SG2!! SG2 is quickly succumbing to the Ankle Lock as he’s FRANTICALLY TAPPING OUT! But tapping out doesn’t mean SQUAT! This is the Grand Rampage!
Deadprez: But SG2 is holding onto the ropes for leverage, as he’s kicking at Starr with his free leg! But Starr is being stubborn, latching onto that ankle and refusing to let go! SG2 WHIPS his legs forward, as he FLIPS Starr OVER THE TOP ROPE!! SG2 showing great strength in those legs as he tries to eliminate StarrStan! But hold on! Starr isn’t letting go of SG2!! Starr isn’t gonna give up that easily!
HYC: And Starr falls to the apron! But he brings SG2 with him as SG2 falls down to ringside! 1 down, 28 to go before we have our winner in this one… SG2 is the first to be eliminated!
Ring Announcer: SG2 has been eliminated!
HYC: Starr was hanging on for dear life and eliminated SG2.. he had the wherewithal to hang on there! Justin Nitro is up to his feet as the rest of the men in this ring are down… Nitro stomps into Y2Impact, who’s trying to get back to his feet… Nitro lifts Imp to his feet and props him up in the corner as StarrStan is up as he delivers a running low dropkick into the downed Viper! Nitro is trying to lift Impact over the ropes, but Impact with the thumb to the eye! Thumb to the eye of Justin Nitro as Impact fights his way out of danger of being eliminated!
Stew-O: And Impact jumps to the top rope… as he leaps at Justin Nitro! And Impact connects with a Diving Elbow to the standing Nitro as he stumbles to the other side of the ring! Impact follows him and has him up against the ropes as Viper is trying to fight off Starr and get to his feet! And the countdown for the next entrant pops on!
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!)
(Lethal Consequences’ music hits as a chorus of boos spread throughout the arena)
Deadprez: Lethal Consequences is the 6th entrant of the Rampage! LC hits the ring and immediately heads over to the corner and helps Y2Impact out with StarrStan.. Viper is standing on the top rope now as Imp and LC double team on Starr! And Viper LEAPS as he NAILS A STANDING MOONSAULT ON JUSTIN NITRO! He timed that just right, great move from the highflying Viper! Impact grabs StarrStan and sends him off the ropes.. and Starr rebounds back AS LC EXECUTES THE CONSEQUENCES CUTTER!
HYC: HIS WORLD! HIS WORLD!! This is Planet Consequences! Imp and LC are working well together in this match.. and that’s what I’ve come to expect from these guys… they’re part of one of the most DOMINANT groups in EAW history! Justin Nitro is slowly getting up to his feet as Viper is in the corner… and Nitro sprints toward Viper! But Viper jumps and catches Nitro with his legs! And Viper is gonna use a Tarantula tactic here, trying to eliminate Justin Nitro!
Stew-O: And Viper’s got it! Viper uses his legs to send Justin Nitro out of the ring and down to the ringside floor! That’s the second elimination of the match, 27 left to go! LC, Viper, Imp and Starr left in the ring…
Ring Announcer: Justin Nitro has been eliminated!
Stew-O: These 4 left in the ring at the moment are 4 of EAW’s top stars… each of them have to be ranked up there with a good chance of winning this match.. They won’t LET their early entrances become a disadvantage! LC is on the offensive again as he’s got Starr with his back to the ropes, nowhere to go as Y2Impact heads over to try and help LC eliminate the Number One Entrant!
Deadprez: But Starr drives a Headbutt into LC’s head! LC falls as Impact is left to work on Starr.. Starr falls, not to the floor, but to the canvas as Impact is stomping into him. Impact is working on Starr as Viper is keeping LC under his control… Imp pulls Starr to his feet, but Starr quickly regains awareness and sends Impact off the ropes! Impact rebounds back toward Starr, and hits a Running Crossbody! Starr is down once again as Viper has LC in a seated position in the corner.. and he’s stomping into his gut! Viper is doing a good job of keeping LC grounded.. and the countdown clock for the next entrant is on yet again.. the 7th entrant coming!
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!)
(The Black Hand’s music hits as Cyclone comes out to boos)
HYC: Cyclone! The Alternative X Champion is out to the ring to join the Grand Rampage.. he’s the protégé of fellow Dynasty Star, Kevin Devastation as Cy enters the ring with Impact, LC, Starr and Viper! Certainly a star studded opening for the Grand Rampage match as LC is up to his feet… he and Starr are both trying to eliminate each other as they battle against the ropes! LC knocks Starr to the canvas with a Forearm Smash to the jaw.. and Cyclone follows up with a kick to Starr’s skull as he’s down on the mat!
Stew-O: Cyclone sends a punch into LC, and Impact is coming over as Cy is trying to fight off the Generation Genesis teammates.. He’s really going at it right now slugging down Y2Impact! And LC backs off as he turns toward Starr… but Cyclone hits a Forearm to the back of LC’s head and LC grabs Cyclone and sends him off the ropes! But Cyclone comes back as he stops in front of LC and connects with a Seated Side Slam!
Deadprez: Nice side slam from the AX Champ, Cyclone there as Starr is up and he’s on the offensive with Y2Impact in the corner! But hold on, Cyclone seems to be getting a little cocky over there after downing LC, and Starr takes exception to that as he grabs Cyclone.. and HE SENDS CYCLONE OVER THE TOP ROPE!! But Cyclone fortunately catches himself on the ring apron! Starr nearly made Cyclone the third man eliminated from the 2010 Grand Rampage!
HYC: Yup, you’re gonna need a hell of a lot more than that to eliminate Cyclone.. A guy like Starr can never get the job done.. and that was a perfect example of that right there.. that’s why he was the perfect guy to enter at number one, we’ll all forget he was even in this match in a few minutes, you just watch… He heads back to Viper in the corner he’s slapping repeated Knife Edged Chops into his chest.. I don’t think he knows that Cyclone is still in this match!
Stew-O: But LC takes care of that problem as he takes down Cyclone with a clothesline just as he gets to his feet! Viper is fighting out of the corner as he connects with a European Uppercut to StarrStan! Starr falls to the canvas as Viper induces stomping at the fallen Gold Medalist.. Cyclone is slowly getting back up as LC brings him in and throws him into the turnbuckles.. and follows up with a Running Shoulder Thrust into his gut as he’s in the corner!
Deadprez: That coulda knocked the wind out of Cy there! And LC brings Cyclone up into his arms after that and he’s trying to drop him over the top rope!! But Cyclone is holding onto the rope with his legs as he REFUSES to be eliminated! Y2Impact is trying the same with Starr.. but Starr is JUST as resilient as Cyclone is, and the countdown till the next entrant starts up again!
(10… 9… 8… 7.. 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!)
(Camera cuts to an overhead view of the arena as Cole Smith’s music hits)
HYC: Cole Smith is the next entrant! Number 8 of the night as Cole slides into the ring to find Starr fighting off Y2Impact! Starr grabs the arm of Impact and pulls him into repeated stiff Shoulder Blocks as Imp drops to the canvas.. and Starr goes off the ropes as he’s headed toward Cole! But Cole hits an Armdrag on Starr! Nice counter!
Stew-O: Cyclone is in the corner as Viper sends a Double Axe Handle into Cole Smith’s spine.. Cole retaliates with a sharp elbow to the gut.. and pulls him in for a T-Bone Suplex! Viper is down as LC is working on Starr, but Cole pushes LC away.. and pushes Starr off the ropes! Cole swings a clothesline at Starr, but Starr ducks underneath it as he twists behind Cole and hits a Belly To Back Suplex! That’s what Starr does best right there!
Deadprez: No doubt about it.. Impact has Viper in the corner as both Starr and Cole are down.. and LC is heading over to the corner.. But wait a second… Where’s Cyclone? Cole is making his way to his feet… and LOOK! CYCLONE IS ON THE TOP ROPE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!! HE MUSTA WENT UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE TO GRAB A WEAPON AS COLE TURNS AROUND!! MISSILE DROPKICK!!! CYCLONE KICKS THE STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF COLE SMITH WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK FROM THE TOP ROPE!!
HYC: Wow! Cyclone is impressing me so far.. you gotta do what you gotta do to win a big match like this.. Anything you need to do to win, and Cyclone capitalized on a big opportunity there as Viper has Impact sitting on the top rope, and he’s trying to flip him down to the floor! Impact is holding onto Viper’s head with his legs! Impact is doing all he can to prevent himself from being the third elimination of the match as LC hits a nice DDT on StarrStan… and the clock is back up!
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!)
(Mr. DEDEDE’s music hits as the crowd erupts into cheers)
Stew-O: MISTER DEDEDE! This man is looked at as arguably THE BEST E-fedder in HISTORY! Multi-time World Champion and Hardcore Champion, Former Tag Champion, EAW Hall of Famer and now he’s the 9th entrant in this Grand Rampage match here tonight! Impact is able to stay in this match as he falls to the apron, but rolls back in… Starr is up to his feet, as he pulls Cyclone in and hits a Gutwrench Powerbomb!! LC lifts Viper up onto his shoulders! And drops him over the top rope and onto the apron! But Viper hooks his legs around LC’s head and PULLS him over the top rope and Viper is trying to force him to the floor as DDD enters the ring!
Deadprez: And DDD is an Ultimate Opportunist.. He picks up the chair that Cyclone brought into the ring.. as he heads over to LC who is on thin ice as he’s BARELY balancing on the ring apron! BUT DEDEDE CRACKS THE STEEL CHAIR OVER LC’S HEAD!! AND LC FALLS TO THE ARENA FLOOR! LC’s hopes to main event Pain For Pride are DEAD!
Ring Announcer: Lethal Consequences has been eliminated!
HYC: Now that’s a real shame, what a horrible way to have your dreams of main eventing Pain for Pride crushed.. This is what we have to look up to? Mr. DEDEDE is supposed to be the standard that these extremists want to achieve, and he just pulled that cheap shot on LC with the chair? That’s pretty ridiculous.. some role model!
Stew-O: Cry me a river Chico, if LC pulled the same thing you wouldn’t be complaining! Y2Impact doesn’t look too happy about LC being eliminated either as he turns DDD around and kicks him in the gut, causing him to drop the chair! Imp heads off the ropes as he sprints back and connects with a Rolling Necksnap from behind on DEDEDE! Cole is up now as he grabs Imp and he’s trying to set him up for a suplex.. but Impact is hanging in there as he counters with a big Vertical Suplex Powerslam!
Deadprez: Nice move from Impact there as DDD heads to the corner, sending a kick into Cyclone’s gut and Viper heads off the ropes as he takes down Impact with a Wheelbarrow Bodyscissors Bulldog! Viper’s quickness is truly amazing as he grabs Cole who is getting to his feet, and lifts him up, trying to send him over the top rope! Impact is up to his feet quickly as he goes to help Viper eliminate Cole!
HYC: But DEDEDE comes from behind with a forearm to the back of Viper’s head! Cole is able to get back into the ring, but Impact is firing repeated right hands at him as DEDEDE has Viper under control in the corner! And here’s Cyclone trying to fight off DEDEDE now! DDD is gonna get some help from Cole though as there’s four men brawling in the corner of the ring!
Stew-O: Impact is yelling at Starr to get up as Viper continues to fight back at DDD and Cole has Cyclone leaning on the ropes! And with that, the countdown to entrant number 10 pops on, another extremist is about to join us!
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!)
(Camera cuts to the titantron as the clock hits zero and Tyson’s music and tron switch on)
Deadprez: And Tyson sprints to the ring as he immediately heads to the top rope! Cyclone is up to his feet as Tyson LEAPS from the top rope and connects a Diving Crossbody! What a way to enter the Grand Rampage as Tyson quickly gets up and he’s sizing up Mr. DEDEDE! Ty is sending overhand punches into DDD, his own mentor as he heads off the ropes and baseball slides under DDD’s legs as be rebounds back!
HYC: Tyson springs to his feet and he connects an Inverted DDT, driving DDD’s head to the canvas! Tyson is now delivering stomps into Mr. DEDEDE now.. as DDD is slowly getting up to his feet. DDD is up, as Tyson heads off the ropes AGAIN! And he’s sprinting back toward DDD! But DDD leans over and lifts Tyson with a Back Body Drop as Tyson flies over the top rope and down to ringside!
Stew-O: DEDEDE eliminates Tyson! That had to be a bit of tough love there, DDD being Tyson’s mentor… This was a learning experience for Tyson, and DDD just capitalized on his mistake!
Ring Announcer: Tyson has been eliminated!
Stew-O: Tyson becomes the 4th elimination tonight, with 25 more to go before we have ourselves a winner! Cole is positioned on top of Cyclone, raining down punches as Impact has Starr in the corner, trying to lift him up but Starr won’t let it happen as he holds onto the ropes! DDD is back to working on Viper as he LIFTS HIM UP AND THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP!! VIPER IS GONE!
Deadprez: No wait! Viper holds onto the top rope before he touches the floor! And he rolls back into the ring as DDD seems SHOCKED! And I am too! DDD plants his boot into Viper’s throat as he lays on the canvas.. and Starr is fighting back against Imp, sending multiple kicks into his gut! Cole and Cyclone are both down in the corner right now…
HYC: And Viper heads off the ropes.. as he springs back and hits a chop block into DDD’s leg! And another one to the back of his leg this time! The clock is back up now as the Rampage continues, we’re about to gain our 11th entrant!
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!)
(Adam’s music hits as boos spread throughout the arena)
Stew-O: Starr is working on Cyclone in the corner as Viper and Impact are both stomping into the fallen DEDEDE… Cole is up and he approaches Adam as he slides into the ring! Adam quickly sends a kick into Cole’s gut and pushes him into the corner and hits him with a powerful turnbuckle clothesline! And now he’s unleashing stomps into his midsection!
Deadprez: Adam successfully downs Cole to the canvas, but he’s continuing to send those vicious stomps into him.. and he presses the sole of his boot right into Cole’s throat! He’s cutting off Cole’s airways, and that’s gonna be some big trouble for him unless he can get out of this! Adam shows some mercy here as he lets up on Cole and heads to the other side of the ring where Cyclone and DEDEDE have Starr in the corner!
HYC: And Adam brings Cyclone in as he heads off the ropes… AND ADAM EXECUTES THE RUNNING CUTTER ON CYCLONE! Starr is mounting some offense on Mr. DEDEDE, but DDD quickly puts a halt to that as he pushes Starr back into the corner and hits him with a running SPEAR while he’s in the corner! That must have rattled Starr’s spine with his back being rammed right up against those hard metal turnbuckles!
Stew-O: But Adam crashes DEDEDE’s party as he sends a right hand into his jaw! But DEDEDE knocks Adam away with a hard knee into his ribs! Impact attacks DEDEDE with a Double Axe Handle from behind and knocks DDD off balance! Imp has DDD up against the ropes and grabs hold of his legs as he’s trying to tip him over the rope and down to the floor! But DEDEDE is resisting and all 7 men are up in the ring as the clock pops up once again! Entrant number 12 coming right up!
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!)
(Siberian Wolverine’s music hits)
Deadprez: And now Siberian Wolverine joins us in the Grand Rampage match! But ladies and gentlemen, lets take a look at the replay here…
(Camera cuts to a split screen between the live match and the replay)
Deadprez: While SW was making his way to the ring, Cole was charging at Adam as he was recuperating near the ropes.. but Adam pulled the top rope down as Cole went FLYING over it and crashed into the barricade outside the ring! Cole was eliminated! And that means there’s 24 eliminations left to go before we’re through! SW slides into the ring as Starr is on his knees, struggling to get back to his feet as SW sees the opportunity and heads off the ropes! SHINING WIZARD ON STARRSTAN!! SIBERIAN WOLVERINE WITH THE SHINING WIZARD!
HYC: Good way to make a strong entrance into the Rampage as Mr. DEDEDE sends a kick into Wolverine’s gut.. and brings him in! And DDD PLANTS HIM WITH THE EDGE-O-MATIC!! THAT IS CLASSIC MR. DEDEDE! And Viper is sprinting toward DDD as he’s looking for a Running Bulldog! But DDD catches him, and plants him down with a Powerslam!
Stew-O: And now Impact charges toward Mr. DEDEDE after that powerslam– SPEAR!! DEDEDE RUNS RIGHT BACK AT IMPACT WITH NO HOLDING BACK AND CONNECTS PERFECTLY WITH THAT THUNDEROUS SPEAR!! AND DEDEDE IS THE LONE WOLF RIGHT NOW, EVERYONE ELSE IS DOWN! DEDEDE lifts Cyclone up to his feet.. and throws a European Uppercut into his jaw as Cy falls into the corner… and the countdown clock is back on!
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!)
(Captain Charisma’s music hits as the crowd erupts into cheers)
Deadprez: CC! The man who won last year’s Grand Rampage is lucky number 13 in this one! And he slides into the ring as Viper is trying to fight off his tag partner, Mr. DEDEDE…. CC helps DDD fight Viper up against the ropes.. and now DEDEDE grabs CC and sends him off the ropes as he rebounds back at Viper! BUT VIPER PULLS DOWN THE ROPE AND CC FALLS OVER IT!
HYC: Wait! CC hung on there at the last second! And now DDD is sprinting toward Viper, trying for a clothesline to send him over the ropes! But Viper ducks under it as DEDEDE runs right into his partner Captain Charisma, and sends him RIGHT DOWN TO THE FLOOR!
Ring Announcer: Captain Charisma has been eliminated!
Captain Charisma: Oh well… back to PS3!
Stew-O: 6 down, 23 more to go here as last years winner was just eliminated! Viper immediately takes down Mr. DEDEDE with a Hurricanrana! And as Viper springs to his feet, StarrStan brings him into his grasp.. AND STARR CONNECTS WITH THE OLYMPIC SLAM!! OLYMPIC SLAM ON VIPER!!
Deadprez: BUT HEADS UP STARR!! IMPACT TURNS STARRSTAN AROUND, AND CODEBREAKER!! CODEBREAKER FROM Y2IMPACT!! But hold on a second! Siberian Wolverine musta been laying low for a while as he comes out of NOWHERE and takes Impact down with a Springboard Seated Senton! And he’s following up with several shots into Imp’s face! He saw the opportunity with Imp getting cocky after the Codebreaker, and took him down with that nice move!
HYC: Cyclone is on the other side of the ring as he’s trying to send Viper over the top rope! But Viper is tough to eliminate, as he’s hanging on with all he’s got… Starr is slowly getting to his feet after taking a Codebreaker from Impact… and apparently he thinks he can do a better job than Cy as he pushes Cyclone aside and HE’s taking a shot at eliminating Viper! Adam is battling with Siberian Wolverine.. as DEDEDE helps out SW as they send Adam off the ropes.. as lift him up as he rebounds back and connect with a Double Flapjack on the former National Extreme Champion!
Stew-O: And with that, the clock is back on! Number 14 will be next!
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!)
(Mister K’s music hits as the crowd erupts into boos.. a mic drops from the rafters on the stage)
Mister K: Ladies and Gentlemen, please direct your attention away from the unworthy and undeserving duds in the ring… Entering the Grand Rampage at this time… From LONGGG ISLANDDDD, NEWWWWW YORRRRRRRRK!!!!
Mister K: WEIGHING IN TONIGHT, AT A CHISELED 247 AND ONE THIRD POUNDSSS…. THE INTERBRAND CHAMPION OF THE WORLDDDD.. AND THE MAN WHO WILL BE THE VICTOR OF THE 2010 GRAND RAMPAGEEE… MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!
…………………………………. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And MK is the 14th entrant tonight! He slides into the ring as he brings Viper into his grasp, getting into the action right away! MK goes for a German Suplex on Viper! But look out from behind! Viper landed on his feet! And Viper swings a quick Roundhouse Kick at the head of MK! It connects! MK stumbles as he falls over the middle rope!
Deadprez: And Viper’s calling for it! He sprints off the ropes and comes back WITH THE 619!! Wait, no! MK catches Viper’s feet before he can get kicked in the face!! And MK stands up as he has Viper in danger of being eliminated standing on the ring apron after MK countered the 619! And MK throws an elbow at Viper’s jaw in an attempt to knock him off of the apron!
HYC: But Viper is holding onto the ropes tight! Viper delivers a kick into MK’s gut.. and hooks his arms around his head!! Viper is going for what seems to be a Snap Suplex that if executed correctly, will send MK down to the floor! AND HE’S GOT MK UP!!! AND MISTER K GOES ALL THE WAY DOWN!! VIPER ELIMINATES MK WITH A PERFECT SNAP SUPLEX!!
Ring Announcer: Mister K has been eliminated!
Stew-O: Rather quickly after coming into this match, Viper sends MK right back out.. there goes MK’s claims of winning the Grand Rampage… Cyclone is battling with Impact in the corner and now Viper heads over as he works on StarrStan in the opposite corner. Adam and Siberian Wolverine are working together to eliminate Mr. DEDEDE as the countdown clock for the 15th entrant pops up on the titantron, we’re almost half way through ladies and gentlemen!
(10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!)
(Regulator’s music hits and the crowd cheers)
Deadprez: Well here’s Regulator who drew number 15 on Showdown a few weeks back.. not a bad number as we’re now officially HALF WAY THROUGH the 2010 Grand Rampage… Through 15 entrances, 7 men have been eliminated.. that’s not too bad and Reg has that advantage as he enters the ring! DEDEDE is able to stay in the ring as Adam and Siberian Wolverine turn on each other, throwing lefts and rights in all directions! And Mr. DEDEDE stumbles toward the middle of the ring as Regulator kicks him in the gut!
HYC: AND REG IS SETTING DEDEDE UP FOR THE LETHAL INJECTION! But hold on! Mr. DEDEDE counters as he sends Reg to the canvas with a Back Body Drop! Reg was in the final 3 of Grand Rampage last year.. and he’s looking to improve on that performance this time around, and ironically, the 2 other men in the top 3 last year are already eliminated!
Stew-O: And remember, one year ago at last years Grand Rampage event, these men Regulator and Mr. DEDEDE squared off in a World Heavyweight Championship bout, a match that DEDEDE won as Reg is slowly getting to his feet… and Mr. DEDEDE exits the ring under the bottom rope! And Reg quickly follows DDD as he reaches under the ring as he’s reaching for a weapon! And Reg turns DEDEDE around AS MR. DEDEDE SWINGS WITH THE EQUALIZER AND CONNECTS!! BAH GAWD!! THE EQUALIZER!!! A GUITAR FILLED WITH THUMBTACKS AND NAILS WAS JUST BROKEN OVER THE HEAD OF REGULATOR!! DDD MUST HAVE PLANTED THAT THING UNDER THE RING BEFORE THE MATCH, AND MAN, WE HAVEN’T SEEN THAT THING IN A LONG WHILE!
Hey Yo Chico: What a horrible way for Reg to start off in this Grand Rampage match! And Mr.DEDEDE stares down at Reg, but is ATTACKED by Siberian Wolverine again! And him and Adam stomp all over Mr.DEDEDE repeatedly! And Viper is now seated on the top turnbuckle, as Starr is tossing shots straight into Viper’s jaw, and we can see Y2Impact headed towards Starr as he turns Starr around! And both men stare eachother down for a LONG time, these guys are NO strangers! As the Clock is ticking from 10… these two are badmouthing eachother… but Viper!!! LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE, JUMPS ON STARR’S SHOULDERS INFRONT OF HIM AND CONNECTS A DROPKICK ON Y2I!!!! ( 3…..2…..1…. BUZZ!!! )
( Scrappy’s music hits as he rushes to the ring )
Deadprez: Here comes Scrapper! I can distinct this young man from AWF, and hes looking for the ULTIMATE shot at greatness! Scrappy rushes in and is JOINING the Double-Team, now Triple-Team on Mr.DEDEDE accompanied by Adam and SW! DEDEDE is leaned on the turnbuckle, and Adam backs up as DEDEDE is the sitting duck…. and Adam RUSHES TOWARDS DEDEDE, AND RUNS FOR THE CORNER SHOULDER…. BUT DEDEDE ROLLS AWAY, as Adam crashes INTO the steel and rolls to the outside of the ring!! But It was through the middle rope, not over the top, so Adam is still in… and now DEDEDE is exchanging punches with SW, and meanwhile Viper is playing tag with Starr, as everytime Starr LEAPS for him, Viper evasively rolls out of the way! And Starr leaps again as Viper rolls and Starr crashes right onto his JAW!
Stew-O: Impact is getting back up and goes towards Viper from behind…. and Impact RUSHES, but Viper LEAPS into the air!!! Leaping OVER and behind Impact as Impact accidently runs into Cyclone! Cyclone is hit with the right hand, but Cyclone is only pissed off by this, turns around and delivers SHOT after SHOT into Y2Impact! And now Cyclone ducks down and lifts Impact by the leg and attempts to send him over the top rope!! And we’re looking forward to another participant! ( 10…..9….8….7….6….5….4…3….2….1…. BUZZ! )
( Kevin Devastation’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s as he marches to the ring )
Hey Yo Chico: Heres _# 17, Kevin Devastation who’s proved to be a REAL Wildcard in this one! And in comes Kevin Devastation as Cyclone and him exchange grins, and Kevin GRABS Y2IMPACT!!! AND KEVIN LIFTS IMPACT HIGH ABOVE HIS HEAD!!! AND…. From behind! Reg KICKS out Kevin Devastations leg from underneath him, as KD crashes right onto his knee! And as Impact falls down, Cyclone from behind grabs Reg and is about to TOSS HIM OUT OF THE RING! But Reg immediately grips the ropes and is trying to be forced over! And now we’ve got Starr who’s getting rained on by punches from Viper, as he’s at the Turnbuckle Corner! Viper connects shot after shot into the skull, and Viper attempts a Hurricana!!!
Deadprez: BUT STARR HOLDS VIPER IN A POWERBOMB POSITION!!!! AND STARR IS GONNA PLANT HIM INTO THE RING!!! …. BUT VIPER REVERSES FOR THE HURRICANA HEADED TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!! AS STARR IS FLUNG OVER THE ROPES!!!!! HES TUMBLING!!!!! BUT SOMEHOW, STARR HOLDS ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE BY ONLY 4 FINGERS! 4 FINGERS FROM ELIMINATION! And Starr could STILL FALL….. But Starr positions himself, sitting on the ring apron holding onto the middle rope with both arms… but in the ring Viper backs into the ropes, and RUNS TOWARDS STARR FOR THE 619!!!!!!! …. but AS VIPER SWINGS HIS LEGS, STARR SWINGS HIS ELBOW INTO VIPER’S GROIN!!!! OH MY GOSH!!! And Viper is leaned gutfirst over the middle rope in pain, as Starr steps back into the ring…. grabs Viper…. and CONNECTS THE OLYMPIC SLAM, SENDING VIPER OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!
Ring Announcer: Viper has been eliminated! …
Stew-O: And the action rolls on! .. ( 10….9…..8…..7…..6….5…4…3…2….1…. BUZZ! )
( Ricky Razor’s music plays as Crowd Boos when he comes out )
Stew-O: Well here comes Ricky Razor, and would you look at that! The ENTIRE Black Hand is in the Grand Rampage Match! While Starr is laid out in the ring, Razor steps into the ring and joins Cyclone’s fight with Impact and Regulator, Imp and Reg aren’t even friends but NEITHER of them like the Black Hand! And thats all that counts! Razor and Regulator are exchanging punches, but bad move because Regulator is only taking over and PUMMELING Ricky Razor, as Cyclone grabs Impact by the skull and is bashing him facefirst into the turnbuckle! Meanwhile we focus back on Mr.DEDEDE who is STILL getting doubleteamed by Scrappy and Siberian Wolverine! He’s fighting them off, and Adam is sitting in the corner watching and letting Scrappy do work on DEDEDE, ramming elbows into the back of DEDEDE’s shoulders, and SW kicking into DEDEDE’s gut! And now Scrappy whips DEDEDE into the ropes….
Hey Yo Chico: But DEDEDE RETURNS with a clothesline!!! And SW runs for a righthand, but DEDEDE blocks it, and connects an UPPERCUT into SW’s jaw, as he leans to the ropes…. and Adam JETS towards Mr.DEDEDE…. but DEDEDE SEE’S HIM COMING, AND PLANTS ADAM WITH THE SPEAR!!!! And DEDEDE pulls at his hair in a blind RAGE, and grabs Scrappy and IMMEDIATELY tosses him out of the ring!!!! Scrappy is elminated!
Ring Announcer: Scrappy has been eliminated!
Hey Yo Chico: And now DEDEDE goes towards SW, grabs him and TOSSES him — no!!! Look! Kevin Devastation grabs DEDEDE by his hair from behind, and connects a HEADBUTT!!! And while Adam is down Starr goes towards Adam…. and Starr brings Adam up to his feet and GOES FOR A BELLY 2 BELLY!!! Wait a minute though, as Starr releases Adam rolls down Starr’s back and lands on his feet! And as Starr turns around Adam GRABS STARR and tries pushing him over the top rope! ( 10…..9…..8…7….6….5…..4….3…..2….1….. BUZZ! )
( Kelton’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when he comes out )
Deadprez: Here comes Kelton! 19th Man in the Grand Rampage Match, as he runs in and joins in on the carnage! Kelton goes straight for Starr, the number 1 man in the Grand Rampage and is attacking him, and now Impact joins in with Kelton and attempts to eliminate Starr from the Grand Rampage!!! And meanwhile Kevin Devastation is TOSSING Mr.DEDEDE around, connecting MASSIVE chops into DEDEDE’s sternum! And here we have Regulator battling Cyclone and Ricky Razor, as Regulator KNOCKS DOWN Razor with a brutal Clothesline! And CYCLONE GOES TOWARDS REG FOR A CLOTHESLINE, But Reg DUCKS UNDER Cyclone’s arm to get behind him! WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND CY’S WAIST! AND CONNECTS THE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!
Stew-O: Reg holds on, and Reg connects A 2ND GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! And if you thought Reg was done, you’re WRONG, BECAUSE REG CONNECTS THE 3RD OF THE GERMAN SUPLEXS!!! As Razor in livid and is holding the back of his neck in pain! Impact and Starr are exchanging right hands now… and Impact whips Starr into the ropes…. and as Starr returns Impact connects a Back-Body Drop! As Starr crashes into the canvas! There are 11 Men in the ring right now, 9 have been eliminated including some SHOCKING eliminations like Mister K and Lethal Consequences! Kelton meanwhile caught the attention of Adam who backed away when Kelton came in, and both men are exchanging righthands as well. And now Mr.DEDEDE is seated on the top turnbuckle as KD is groggy, DEDEDE’s seemed to have taken the upperhand, as DEDEDE connects a RIGHT HAND into KD’s face!! And DEDEDE leaps off and DROPS A BULLDOG into the canvas!!!
Hey Yo Chico: KD’s eating canvas! Now look at Siberian Wolverine, he and Cyclone are going tit for tat as Wolverine whips Cyclone into the ropes, and SW connects a TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM STRAIGHT INTO HIS KNEE, as Cyclone screams in pain! And now Wolverine stands Cy up quickly and attempts a neckbreaker…. but Cyclone with both hands clutches the ropes…. and SW is pulling at Cyclone trying to drop the Neckbreaker, but LOOK AT REGULATOR, FROM BEHIND HE ELIMINATES SIBERIAN WOLVERINE!!! As Wolverine falls to the outside, and after a moment sits up in a SHOCK!
Ring Announcer: Siberian Wolverine has been eliminated!
Hey Yo Chico: SW was caught out of complete suprise! And now Reg lifts Cyclone by his legs and FLIPS HIM UPSIDE DOWN AND OVER TO THE OUTSIDE!!! But Cy lands on the Apron! Regulator is looking to get back in gear but isnt NEARLY 100% after that shot from the Equalizer from before! And Cyclone connects a righthand into Reg’s face! Reg’s entire forehead is a crimson mask, his hair a mess, blood dripping down his face, and Cyclone LEAPS onto the Ropes and connects a SPIN KICK into Reg’s mush!!! ( 10…….9……..8………7………..6……..5…….4……3….2……1…..BUZZ! )
( Robbie V’s music plays as Crowd Cheers when he Comes Out )
Deadprez: This guy could very well be the King of Controversy! And here comes Robbie V at _# 20! And alot of people in the ring stop what their doing as they look at Robbie V, they know Robbie’s abilities! But people get back to work as Robbie V rolls in… but the first guy to run towards Robbie is Adam! And Adam runs towards Robbie, but runs STRAIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK, GETTING HIS TEETH NEARLY KNOCKED THROUGH HIS THROAT!!! And as Kelton runs towards Robbie, Robbie does a SPLIT, AND WITH HIS LEGS CONNECTS A MONKEY FLIP AS KELTON IS SENT FLYING into the Canvas Spinefirst! And as Robbie KIPS up to his feet, Robbie runs STRAIGHT towards Ricky Razor and KNOCKS DOWN a clothesline! And Robbie V backs into the ropes… AND CONNECTS THE ROLLING THUNDAAAARRRRRR!!!!! Robbie’s at a head of steam, as he gets up to his feet and taunts “ROB-BIE-V”!
Stew-O: And now Robbie grabs Ricky Razor and…. TOSSES him to the outside of the ring!
Ring Announcer: Ricky Razor has been eliminated!
Stew-O: And that JUST got Cyclone’s attention, Cyclone isn’t happy about that one at all! And Cyclone goes over to Robbie and connects a forearm to the side of his head! And Cyclone rams TONS of fists into any open space that Robbie has of his torso! And Cyclone lifts Robbie and DROPS HIM GUTFIRST into his knee!!! And SLIDES Robbie sternumfirst underneath the bottom rope to the outside of the ring!!! And Cyclone steps out of the ring through the middle rope, and heads to the outside of the ring! And Ricky Razor who is getting back up sees that Cyclone and Robbie are trading fists later on…. and Razor who isn’t in the match capitalizes as BOTH MEN doubleteam Robbie V!!! As the both of them connects punches and kicks all over Robbie V! And now both men grab Robbie….. and BOTH MEN WHIP ROBBIE AS STRONGLY AS POSSIBLE STRAIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! As Robbie falls down in agony!!! ( 10….9…..8…7….6…..5….4….3…2….1…. BUZZ! )
( Jaywalker’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when he comes out )
Hey Yo Chico: Well Jaywalker’s headed to the ring…. and Jaywalker as he strolls down checks out Robbie V being pummeled by 2/3rds of the Black Hand, and is getting his little kick out of it as Jay rolls into the ring now…. and in the ring Mr.DEDEDE is battling Kevin Devastation STILL, but Mr.DEDEDE has been losing alot of the battle! KD has DEDEDE whipped into the ropes… and as DEDEDE returns Devastation lifts the BIG BOOT, as DEDEDE is down!!! And now we look to Regulator and Starr doubleteaming Adam now, and both guys have Adam trapped in the corner as both guys stomp HARSH shots into Adam’s skull!! And incomes Kelton as Kelton grabs Starr! And KELTON!!! KELTON IMITATES STARR’S OLYMPIC SLAM!! :o!!!!
Deadprez: HE GOT IT!! MAN, Starr has gone through absolute Hell since the beginning of this Grand Rampage Match!!! Starr is laid out! And now look at Jaywalker, Jay goes towards Reg and now its Regulator and Jay who exchange right hands! And Jay connects a snapmare on Reg, as Reg is seated and Jay backs up and Jay connects a BASEBALL SLIDE straight into Reg’s sternum!! ( 10….9….8…..7…..6…..5…..4…..3…. 2….1….. BUZZ! )
( Alexander Da Vinci’s music plays as he Comes Out )
Stew-O: ADV’s stepping up to the batter, rushing to the ring and look at outside of the ring! Robbie is tee’ing off at two different people from two different size! Robbie grabs Ricky Razor and RAMS RICKY FACEFIRST into the Announce Table!! As Ricky falls over, and now Robbie connects a Spinkick STRAIGHT into Cyclone’s jaw, as he leans on the Barricade! And now Robbie V lifts up Cyclone and DROP HIM GUTFIRST onto the Barricade as Cy is leaned over the Cade! And now Robbie V climbs up to the Ring Apron…. And Robbie does his signature taunt, “Rob-Bie-V” into the Crowd, as Robbie LEAPS OFF OF THE ARPON, AND CONNECTS A SPINOUT DIVING LEGDROP into the back of Cyclone’s skull!!! And Robbie V after a moment rolls back into the ring!!
Hey Yo Chico: Well look here, Kevin Devastation is pummeling Kelton to a practical pulp! Kevin Devastion grabs Kelton and connects a running KNEE into Kelton’s skull!!! As Kelton is down! And now Kevin Devastation grabs Kelton by the both of his legs…… and Devastation GOES FOR A CATAPAULT!!!! SENDING KELTON INTO THE TURNBUCKLE, OVER THE TURNBUCKLE AND TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!
Ring Announcer: Kelton has been eliminated!
Hey Yo Chico: Now look at Adam, Adam runs towards Kevin Devastation and rams many punches in KD’s feet! And Adam KNEE’S into Kevin Devastation’s midsection, and Adam SHIFTS OVER AND IS GOING FOR THE JUMPING CUTTER!!!!!!!! ….. BUT KEVIN DEVASTATION CARRIES ADAM!!!! AND KEVIN CARRIES ADAM OVER TO THE APRON AND DROPS ADAM TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!! AS ADAM TUMBLES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!
Ring Announcer: Adam has been eliminated!
Hey Yo Chico: BIG KEV IS ON A ROLL!!!
Deadprez: WOAH, LOOK FROM BEHIND!!! ITS ADV!!!! ADV HAS KEVIN DEVASTATION CAUGHT IN THE HEAD & SHOULDERS!!!! THE WHOLE PEPSI CENTER IS SHOCKED!!!! ADV HAS BEEN ABLE TO GET HIS ARMS AROUND THE TORSO, AND SNAP IN THE HEAD & SHOULDERS!!! AND KEVIN DEVASTATION IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF IT!!! BUT KD IS SHOCKED, ADV’S GRIP IS PROBABLY THE STRONGEST IN THE ENTIRE EAW ROSTER!!!! ( 10….9….8…..7….6….5…4…3….2…1….. BUZZ! )
( Matt’s music plays as he Comes Out )
Stew-O: Well heres Number 23, the 2-3, as Matt heads into the ring and IMMEDIATELY aids Regulator in doubleteaming and attacking Jaywalker! Both members of Ryding Regulationz are in the ring and are taking down the one member of the Generation Genesi— wait a second!!! Now heres Impact stepping into the scene, as Impact takes on Matt and tosses shots at Matt! And Regulator and Jaywalker are getting back into things… and Regulator whips Jaywalker into the ropes…. and as Jaywalker comes back Reg PLANTS JAY’S FACE STRAIGHT ONTO HIS KNEE!!! And Regulator KICKS JAY INTO THE GUT!!!! IS REG REALLY GONNA DO IT!!?!?!? IS REG REALLY GONNA GO FOR THE PEDEGREE!!!
Hey Yo Chico: NO! Jaywalker Back-Bodies out of it!!! And now look at Starr, Starr has Mr.DEDEDE in a bad predicament, as Starr grabs DEDEDE from behind by the waist….. and GERMAN SUPLEXES DEDEDE OVER THE ROPES, AS DEDEDE IS SENT TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!! OH MY GOSH!!!!!
Ring Announcer: Mr.DEDEDE has been eliminated!
Hey Yo Chico: BIGTIME elimination!!! DEDEDE is finally out after a long reign in the GR Match, ill say! And now Starr, suprised and self-admired by that elimination goes towards Kevin Devastation who has since-then broken free of the Head & Shoulders, and has traded punches with both ADV and Robbie V! And now Starr is actually HELPING the two of them against Kevin Devastation!!! Starr is throwing righthands from behind as Kevin Devastation is really stressed and struggling, and KD is STILL! STILL ABLE TO KNOCK DOWN both ADV and Robbie V with a double clothesline!! And KD turns around, and is taking shots from Starr as Starr whips KD into the ropes…. And as KD returns Starr takes KD down with a LOU THEZ PRESS!!! ( 10…9….8…7….6….5…4…3…2…1… BUZZ! )
( George Copeland’s music plays as he Comes Out )
Deadprez: George Copeland is here as _# 24, and meanwhile Cyclone rolls into the ring and IMMEDIATELY CONNECTS A SHINING WIZARD ON STARR!!! Saving his boss from any chance of elimination! And now Regulator and Jaywalker are in a SLUGFEST, almost like a brawl over here! And Y2Impact backs Matt into the turnbuckle, as Impact rams KNEE after harsh-KNEE into Matt’s gut, and whips Matt to the other turnbuckle as Impact connects a CLOTHESLINE…. AND PLANTS THE BULLDOG!!! Matt is laid out in the middle of the ring! And now Impact runs towards the ropes…. and SPRINGBOARDS ON THE ROPES!!!!! …. BUT WAIT!!! WAIT LOOK!!! GEORGE COPELAND IN THE RING GRABS IMPACT FROM BEHIND AND TOSSES IMPACT OVER THOSE SPRINGBOARDED ROPES, AND ELIMINATES Y2IMPACT TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!
Hey Yo Chico: WHAT!?!?!?!
Stew-O: I CANT BELIEVE IT!!!
Ring Announcer: Impact is eliminated!
Stew-O: I…. WOW!!! Impact is eliminated!!! By George Copeland!!! All that sunday school has REALLY paid off!!! And now ADV goes towards George Copeland and is already trying to force George Copeland to the outside of the ring! But George connects an ELBOW straight into the bridge of ADV’s nose, and Copeland connects righthands into ADV’s face, and Copeland backs into the ropes and as George returns ADV drops on the mat on his gut, ADV leaps over George and as George returns to his feet ADV connects a DROPKICK sending George into the ropes and tumbling to the outside!!!! …. but ADV hugs the middle ropes JUST before he falls out! And George’s attention leaves ADV after THINKING he eliminated him! But STRAIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE, Robbie V sends George Copeland down with a WINDMILL KICK! ( 10….9…..8…..7…..6 ….. 5….4….3…2….1…. BUZZ! )
( Speedy’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when he comes out )
Hey Yo Chico: Well Speedy’s come to play, just like his song says! Speedy is the Quarter Century Mark of the Grand Rampage, will he get the 1 in a million chance!? In the ring, Kevin Devastation has focused his attention to Jaywalker… Jaywalker is kicking and kicking into Kevin Devastation’s ribs…. BUT LOOK AT STARR FROM BEHIND!!!! STARR!!!!! STARR GRABS JAYWALKER AND TOSSES JAYWALKER OVER THE RING ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! :o!!!
Ring Announcer: Jaywalker is eliminated!
Hey Yo Chico: THATS THREE BIGTIME ELIMINATIONS SO FAR!!! 2 OF THEM BY STARR!!! And Kevin Devastation and Starr face off, Starr telling KD to worry about HIM and HIM alone! And Jaywalker outside the ring is in SHOCK! He cant BELIEVE what just happened! Lets look back at Cylone who’s getting it on with Reg and Matt… and Cyclone is trying to choke out the both of them using the middle ringrope!! But Matt ELBOWS into Cy’s gut, and Matt goes towards Cyclone and PUSHES Cyclone over the top rope!!! And SPEEDY IS HELPING OUT MATT, AS IS REGULATOR, ALL IN ELIMINATING CYCLONE!!! But look at Kevin Devastation, KD SHOVES Starr away from him, and quickly breaks up the mob! As KD fires shots at Regulator, and Starr fires shots at Speedy!!! And Cyclone connects a HUGE KICK into Matt’s skull!!! ( 10…9….8….7….6….5….4….3….2….1… BUZZ!! )
( Saint Anger’s music plays ) …
Deadprez: Well Saint Anger is next up…. and now look at ADV, ADV is actually pummeling Robbie V, and both ADV and George Copeland are taking down Robbie V from two different angles as Robbie is backed into the Turnbuckle and both men ram elbows into Robbie’s face! ( Camera pans to the Entrance Ramp as Saint Angers music pauses and noone comes out )
Stew-O: Thats…. thats weird! No Saint Anger! We’re… i guess were gonna have to pan to the next entrant! ….
( Hurricane Hawk’s music plays as Crowd Boo’s when he comes out )
Deadprez: Well no signs of Saint Anger anywhere! Hurricane Hawk is out as _# 27, another member of Generation Genesis.. the LAST member of Generation Genesis is here in the GR! And Hurricane Hawk is talking to a steaming Jaywalker outside of the ring, and Jaywalker looks like he has an initiative to take!!! BOTH MEN slide into the ring, as Jaywalker GOES TOWARDS STARR!!!! AND JAY AND HAWK BOTH GRAB STARR AND TOSS STARR OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!! :o:o:o:o:o!!!!!!
Ring Announcer: Starr has been eliminated!
Stew-O: BIG ELIMINATION AFTER BIG ELIMINATION!!! STARR, THE FIRST MAN TO BE IN THE GR MATCH HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT!!!! AND JAYWALKER ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AS STARR GETS UP, AND BOTH MEN LITERALLY BRAWL STRAIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF THE RAMP, SENDING DOWN A PART OF THE BARRICADE!!! AS BOTH MEN ARE TRADING FISTS, LEFT AND RIGHT AND THE CROWD IS “INTO IT”, LITERALLY!!! Hurricane Hawk meanwhile is in the ring and Hawk takes Starr’s place, in trying to get Speedy out of the Grand Rampage match! As another entrant rolls in! ( 10….9…..8….7….6….5…..4….3 ….2…..1…. BUZZ! )
( RNW’s music plays as Crowd Cheers when he Comes Out )
Hey Yo Chico: Well heres the 28th man of the Grand Rampage match! RNW as he jets to the ring and takes part of the match! And now look at this!!! THIS MATCH HAS JUST EVOLVED INTO A BRAWL!!! EVERYONE IN SIGHT IS THROWING RIGHT HANDS TOWARDS EACHOTHER!!! HERE THEY ARE! Cyclone! Regulator! KD! Robbie! ADV! Matt! Copeland! Speedy! And RNW! This IS the Grand Rampage!!! CHAOS HAS SPAWNED!!! And now Kevin Devastation goes towards Regulator now as Reg backs Kevin Devastation into the turnbuckle!!! This have gotten this chaotic earlier in the match before! And Reg TEE’S OFF right hands straight into KD’s face!!! And Regulator backs up…. and runs towards Kevin Devastation in the turnbuckle corner and KEVIN DUCKS DOWN, AND LIFTS REGULATOR OVER THE TURNBUCKLE, PERHAPS TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A BACK-BODY DROP!!!
Deadprez: BUT REGULATOR REVERSES WITH A MASSIVE DDT!!!! PLANTED INTO THE MAT!!! And look at George Copeland, him and Speedy are duking it out, RNW and Robbie V are exchanging punches and Cyclone and Matt are duking it out too! And now Alexander Da Vinci has been able to escape the chaos, backs towards the god-forsaken Turnbuckle and is waiting for the next entrant to get into the Grand Rampage MAtch! ( 10…..9…..8….7…6….5…4…..3….2….1…. BUZZ!!! )
( Ice’s music plays as Crowd Cheers when he Comes Out )
Stew-O: Its Ice! Ice has gotten the PRIVILEDGE of getting the 29th Spot in the Grand Rampage!!! BUT LOOK AT THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! STARR AND JAYWALKER ARE RAISING HELL, AUDIENCE MEMBERS ARE GETTING INVOLVED, AND JAYWALKER GRABS A TRASHCAN NEARBY AND BASHES IT STRAIGHT INTO STARR’S SKULL!!!! And as Starr is laid out on the ground as Jaywalker grabs Starr and JAYWALKER CATCHES IN THE CANADIAN MAPLE LEAF!!!! AS A CROWD OF REFEREE AND ARENA SECURITY RUSH INTO THE SCENE TRYING TO BACK AWAY the Crowd, and separate these two men!!! But Jaywalker has the Canadian Maple Leaf SNAPPED in!!
Hey Yo Chico: Well look in the ring, Ice steps in, and Ice goes straight towards Alexander Da Vinci… and both of these guys trade punches…. but check it out!!! Ice connects a STEP-UP ENZIGURI INTO THE SIDE OF ADV’S SKULL, AS ADV TUMBLES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!! JUST LIKE THAT!!!
Ring Announcer: ADV is eliminated!
Hey Yo Chico: Now Matt is running towards Ice, as Ice connects a MONKEY FLIP ON MATT!!! AND MATT IS SENT OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!
Ring Announcer: Matt is eliminated!
Hey Yo Chico: YOU’RE KIDIDNG ME! NOW ICE GOES TOWARDS REGULATOR!!! ICE ISN’T GONNA!!!! ICE GRABS REGULATOR AND TOSSES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!
Deadprez: HELL NO!!! Regulator holds onto the ropes, and Regulator backs Ice into the ropes and as Ice returns Regulator TOSSES Ice to the outside of the ring!!
Ring Announcer: Ice is eliminated! … ( 10….9….8…..7….6…..5….4…..3….2…..1…. BUZZ! )
( Flames shoot from the Stage ) …. ( HRDO’s music plays as Crowd Cheers when he marches to the ring )
Stew-O: And here he comes!! The 30th Entrant to the Grand Rampage!!! His name is H!!! R!!! D!!! O!!! And somehow a peace has been instilled in the ring! Everyone in the ring is staring down HRDO, as HRDO slowly steps into the ring…. And an entire crowd is facing HRDO! An entire crowd of people! And now its George Copeland who runs towards HRDO…. but HRDO REACTS WITH A HUGE BOOT!!! Not everyone is paying attention, as Kevin Devastation and Robbie V are facing off, and HRDO grabs George Copeland and TOSSES him to the outside of the ring! George Copeland is eliminated! And now look at RNW! HRDO goes towards RNW And WRAPS the claw around RNW’s throat!!!! And HRDO LIFTS RNW AND TOSSES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING FOR THE DEVASTATION CHOKESLAM!!!!
Hey Yo Chico: RNW IS GONE!!! And now Kevin Devastation and Robbie V are duking it out, but NOT FOR LONG, because HRDO SHOVES Kevin Devastation out of the ring, and HRDO CLOTHESLINES ROBBIE V TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!
Ring Announcer: Robbie V is eliminated!
Hey Yo Chico: HRDO IS ON A 30TH MAN ROLL!! UNPRECEDENTED! And look out! Hawk is going for the LAST CHANCE on HRDO! He’s messing with the big man! AND HRDO CATCHES HAWK’S FOOT! HRDO GRABS HAWK BY THE HEAD, AS HE REMORSELESSLY TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HAWK COLLIDES WITH THE BARRICADE, ELIMINATED FROM THE RAMPAGE!! Only 5 man left! One of these men are going to Pain for Pride!!!
Ring Announcer: Hurricane Hawk is eliminated!
HYC: ONE OF THESE MEN are going to witness the dream of a lifetime!!! And now both Kevin Devastation and Cyclone go towards Regulator and attempt to send Regulator to the outside of the ring!!! Reg is fending off the both of them with punches, but both KD and Cyclone are almost TOO MUCH for one man to handle! And now HRDO and Speedy are tranding punches! Speedy backs HRDO into the turnbuckle, and as Speedy rushes towards HRDO…. but HRDO FIRES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH AN UPPERCUT, AS SPEEDY TURNS AROUND AND SPITS BLOOD OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!!
Deadprez: And now HRDO turns Speedy around and CARRIES Speedy onto his shoulder!!!! And HRDO is going to the ropes trying to send Speedy out of the ring for good!!! But Speedy is holding onto the ropes!!! Now Regulator sends Cyclone down with a righthand! And as KD goes towards Regulator, Regulator TRIPS KEVIN DEVASTATION, AS KD FALLS TO THE MIDDLE ROPE!!! But look at Cyclone, Cyclone is back on his feet from behind already, and as Regulator turns around Cyclone SHOVES HIM into the ropes!!! And Cyclone connects a DROPKICK INTO REG!!! AS REG TUMBLES OVER THE ROPES AND FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! CYCLONE HAS ELIMINATED REGULATOR!!!!
Ring Announcer: Regulator is eliminated!
Stew-O: And now HRDO is forcing Speedy over the ropes!!! As Kevin Devastation and Cyclone head over towards HRDO!!! And BOTH MEN ARE ACTUALLY HELPING HRDO TO TOSS SPEEDY OUT OF THE RING!!!! SPEEDY IS ALMOST OUT!!!! … BUT SPEEDY LANDS ON THE APRON!!! OVER THE ROPES AND ON THE APRON!!! and Cyclone backs into the ropes… RUNS TOWARDS SPEEDY ON THE APRON, SLIDES UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE FROM INBETWEEN SPEEDY’S LEGS, AND CONNECTS A LOW BLOW!!! SENDING SPEEDY TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!
Ring Announcer: Speedy is eliminated!
Stew-O: THESE ARE THE 3 MEN! HRDO! KEVIN DEVASTATION, AND CYCLONE! THESE THREE MEN ARE LOOKING FOR A DATE WITH DESTINY!!! Cyclone slid underneath the ropes, so HE’S not eliminated as Cy rolls into the ring, and now Kevin Devastation and HRDO lock up in the middle of the ring!! And KD grabs HRDO and RAMS HIM over and over, facefirst into the Turnbuckle!!! And now from behind HRDO WRAPS AROUND KD AND IS GOING FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! BUT KEVIN DEVASTATION HOLDS ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!! And from behind, Cyclone grabs HRDO and DROPS A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!! PLANTING HRDO INTO THE RING!!! And now Kevin Devastation pulls HRDO up to his feet…. and KEVIN DEVASTATION LOOKS LIKE HE’S GONNA TOSS HRDO OUT OF THE RING!!!! KD IS USING ALL THE FORCE HE HAS IN THE WORLD!!!
Hey Yo Chico: WAIT!!!!!! WAIT!!!!!!!!!! CYCLONE RUNS FULLSPEED TOWARDS BOTH HRDO AND KEVIN DEVASTATION!!!!!!!!! AND CYCLONE SENDS BOTH OF THESE MEN TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( The entire arena erupts into a frenzy as Cyclone falls to his knees in shock )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: THIS IS UNREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Cyclone’s music plays as Cyclone is on his knees celebrating and screaming )
Announcer: THE WINNER OF THE 2010 GRAAAAAAAAAAND RAMPAAAAAAAAAAAGE MATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ……… CYYYYYYYYYYYCLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
Hey Yo Chico: CALM DOWN, STEW!!!!
Stew-O: I CANT!!!!! THIS IS!!! THIS IS THE BIGGEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN IN CYCLONES LIFE!!!! THE MOST AMAZING STORY I’VE EVER SEEN!!!! THE ROOKIE CYCLONE HAS LASTED WITH THE BEST OF THE BEST AND GOD DAMN IT HE SURVIVED!!!! COMING IN AT NUMBER 7, AND CYCLONE HAS ENDED UP THE WINNER OF THE ENTIRE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH!!!!! EAW’S NEVER GONNA BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!!!
Deadprez: CYCLONE HAS THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME!!! CYCLONE ELIMINATED HIS BOSS, KEVIN DEVASTATION AND HRDO!!! CYCLONE PULLED OUT EVERY STOP THERE WAS TO GET HERE!!!! CYCLONE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!!!! THIS IS HIS NIGHT! THIS IS HIS HOUR! THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF THE JOURNEY, THE ROAD TO PAIN!!!!! FOR!!!!!! PRIDE!!!!!!!! ….
( Camera gazes at Cyclone on the top turnbuckle celebrating, as pyro shoots all over the arena as the Camera catches it all from an angle ) …
( Pain for Pride Logo flashes )
( EAW logo buzzes )
