(EAW intro plays.)
Narrator: Sometimes sacrifices are for the greater good…
(The original place for Gateway to Glory, the Mercedes Benz Arena in Shanghai, China, is seen barred off with police tape. The camera then fades out as it pans around the Dome of Doom in Laramie, Wyoming. It slowly pans inside as a wrestling ring is shown, a projector from the top of the arena is slowly emancipating light onto the canvas as it shows multiple things. It first shows Chris Elite as he completely cancels EAW’s Asia Tour in favor of not risking anything in regards to the virus that’s been spreading across Asia)
Some are done in vain…
(The projector shows the participants of the ladder match as Kasey Kaos, Korey Gaines, Ronan Malosi, Eddie Terrial, Hevel, and Christian DeMarco are shown as it highlights some of their greatest feats and big moves)
Some are done to push forward…
(The projector then cuts to the participants in the Number One Contendership match for the New Breed Championship. It highlights the great New Breed Championship run by Justin Windgate, it then transitions to Andre Walker as he beats some of the fastest rising stars on Dynasty and also putting up a great fight against all time greats, and W1LH3LM puling off spectacular moves to gain him the win over multiple superstars no matter who they seem to be as all of them have a goal in mind, the New Breed Championship)
Yet despite that the universal truth is that you have to push forward.
(The projector then begins to highlight the EAW Specialist Championship match. It shows Darcy May Morgan’s absolutely amazing Specialist Championship reign beating everyone in her path and showcasing why she is the Specialist Champion. Before it then shows Sarah Price as she defies the odds and beats everyone in her way at Voltage and leaving the EAW Universe absolutely shocked at the potential of the young athlete)
(The projector then proceeds to show the rivalry of TLA vs Kensingten Calhoun-Astor. It shows everything though Kenginsten slapping the taste out of TLA’s mouth in the Performance Center than everything also involving ICE as Kensingten attempts to deport TLA, then TLA pulling out a ladder and leaping over the wall situated between him and the Southern Belle as he launches over and attacks her which then pushes on to a match at Gateway to Glory)
Do what’s right in this world when everything else seems wrong…
(It then shows the heated rivalry against The Visual Prophet and Lethal Consequences stemming even way before the build-up to Gateway to Glory. From LC defeating Viz at Reckless Wiring, then Viz screwing LC out of his World Heavyweight Championship match. Then Viz protecting Drake King’s sister, Jessica Miller from LC and even saving her from a kidnapping, which then all escalates into a match at Gateway to Glory)
But maybe it wasn’t all worth it?
(Of course then the projector moves on to the extensive rivalry of Chris Elite and Cage. It shows Chris Elite revealing himself at Reckless Wiring as the one that screwed Cage out of his match against Impact at King of Elite. Then the rivalry continuing to slowly escalate as Chris Elite continued to abuse his rights with the Gawd Contract putting Cage through hell although Cage managing to fight through them all including putting him in #1 at the Grand Rampage match yet managing to get to the final 2 of the match regardless, to bring him right back to Chris Elite at Gateway to Glory)
When you’re forced to question, what’s next?
(It then moves on to the tag match with Kassidy Heart and Serena Bennett vs Impact and Sienna Jade. Of course stemming back to Grand Rampage when it was Impact who was revealed to be the one to be messing with the lights and costed Chris Elite allowing Kass to beat him. Obviously Kass is not happy about the interference along with Serena Bennett poking her head into this obviously not happy about Impact still and what he’s done to her. It then proceeds to Chris Elite putting his hands into the business once more as he not only books Kassidy Heart vs Sienna Jade for the National Elite Championship at Pain For Pride, but also a tag match between the disgruntled team of Kassidy and Serena versus Sienna and Impact tonight!)
When all the mountains you’ve climbed are just not enough to reach the pinnacle, when everything stands in your way you ask yourself….
(It then goes to the Unified Tag Team Championship match. It goes back to King of Elite when Fire and Ice had beaten The ILLIONAIRES in order to gain a shot at the Unified Tag Team Champions. Later on after Grand Rampage Fire and Ice cashed in that opportunity on the current Unified Tag Team Champions in the form of Drizzy and Vizzy and it’s been all mindgames since leading up to Gateway to Glory where that match is taking place. It’s clear that tensions run high as none of them want to lose)
Was it worth it to reach…
(The projector then stops leaving a blank canvas. The ring goes dark for a moment as two spotlights shine down onto the ring. Drake King is seen raising his World Heavyweight Championship in the air along with the Unified Tag Team Championship around his waist, and SOSA Henderson is seen posing as after that they both stare down against one another)
(Cut to black)
The Gateway to Glory…
( Live feed opens up to the Dome of Doom in Laramie, Wyoming. )
( “The Scotts” by Kid Cudi and Travis Scott rings off from the sound system, and we see the Gateway To Glory set with pyro shooting up from the stage. We get a view of the mostly curtained-off audience, a slightly shortened ramp, and the same LED stage displaying Gateway To Glory graphics to accompany the lighting and the pyro. )
Stew-O: We are SIX WEEKS AWAY from the showcase of the immortals, and the road to Pain for Pride takes a dramatic turn tonight at the second annual GATEWAY TO GLORY!!! We have an entire roster of Friday Night Dynasty’s finest men and women who are ready to kick the gates wide open. At this stage of the season it is all about garnering momentum and from what we have seen this week the momentum is about to reach a fever pitch tonight!
( Camera transitions to the commentary table where Stew-O, Jake Mercer and Flannery McCoy are standing by. )
Stew-O: The Voice of EAW, Stew-O here alongside Jake Mercer and Flannery McCoy; for the 2nd FPV we are broadcasting live from a closed set here in the Dome of Doom,
Jake Mercer: The set may be closed but the opportunities are wide open Stew! We are in for a competitive damned night, this roster is treating this event with the seriousness and willingness to win as they would Pain for Pride!
Flannery McCoy: And that’s because the results of this evening have HUGE implications heading into the biggest show of the year. We at Elite Answers Wrestling are grateful, as always, that you good people at home are joining us this evening. You may not be here in person but we feel your energy, and the men and women of Friday Night Dynasty are going to be feeding off of that all night long!
Stew-O: Couldn’t say it any better myself, multiple championships are up for grabs including the coveted World Heavyweight Championship. We have friendships and alliances being put to the test and being pushed to the brink, not to mention plenty of grudges to be settled.
Jake Mercer: And speaking of grudges – we are kicking this thing off with what is, in my mind, nothing short of a GRUDGE MATCH.
(The first match graphic of the night appears on the screen.)
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( DING! DING! DING! )
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!!
( “Smells Like Teen Spirit”(Butch Vig Mix) By Nirvana hits. Cage walks out with his fists taped up and dressed in his usual ring gear with a certain intense look in his eyes. )
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Edmonton, Ontario, Canada weighing in at 230 POUNDS!!!! “EXPLICIT CONTENT”, CCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: Cage has promised no mercy, he intends for the absolute worst for his, at this point, mortal enemy – and you can’t really blame the man. Chris Elite wanted this fight, he wanted Cage at his meanest and nastiest, he provoked this man and there are only so many times where you can provoke a wolf like Cage before you feel its fangs.
Flannery McCoy: I 100% agree with you Stew, I certainly do not wish the worst for Chris Elite but there is no denying Cage is coming into this match with a hell of a lot of pent up indignation. In tonight’s case, it’s justified.
Jake Mercer: But simply being a perpetually angry derelic like Cage isn’t going to be enough to get the job done against a guy like Chris Elite. Blind rage can only get you so far, Chris Elite is where he is because of his talent – and if Cage has one achilles heel at all it’s his temper. He is going to need to control the narrative and keep the pace at his level, because the faster the pace of this match becomes the more of an advantage his opponent has.
( “Invincible” by Pop Smoke hits. )
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 210 POUNDS!!!! “GAWD GIVEN GREATNESSS” CHRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSS EEEEEEEEEEEEELLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEE!!!
Stew-O: WHERE IS CAGE GOING?
( As soon as Chris Elite exits the curtain, Cage exits the ring. Chris Elite talks a mountain of shit to Cage on his way to the ring, and Cage jogs up the ramp to meet him halfway for a fight. The two begin exchanging punches, and “Invincible” by Pop Smoke cuts off. )
Flannery McCoy: These two couldn’t even wait until the bell could sound!!! Cage couldn’t even wait for Chris to get into the ring!!!
Jake Mercer: It is a hockey style brawl up on the ramp between two hot headed competitors, two gargantuan egoes, two hall of famers! I would say this thing is starting to unravel, but the better phrasing would be unraveling at the start!!!
Stew-O: Cage is really putting Chris through the ringer with those blows to the body; he takes Chris by the nape of the neck to send him running HEAD FIRST against the guard rail at the side of the ramp! Leans him back against that railing and hammers off what’s got to be at least a half a dozen strikes! Only for Chris to RAKE HIS FINGERNAILS RIGHT ACROSS THE EYES!!!! That has temporarily stunned Cage for the moment!
Jake Mercer: Cage could get an eye infection, who knows where those fingernails have been?!
Stew-O: Chris comes after Cage with a ferocious forearm strike to the kidneys! Takes him by the head and BASHES CAGE FACE FIRST OVER THE STEEL STEPS!
Flannery McCoy: God that could have left a dent!
Stew-O: ANOTHER FACE PLANT STRAIGHT INTO THE STEPS! NO CAGE STOPS THE IMPACT JUST IN TIME, ELBOW TO THE CHEST FROM CAGE, AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAGE SENDS CHRIS ELITE’S FACE INTO THE STEPS REPEATEDLY WITH ONE SLAMMING THUD AFTER ANOTHER!
Cage: DON’T PLAY WITH ME PUSSY, SOMEBODY SHOULD OF WARNED YOU, SOMEBODY SHOULD OF WARNED YOU
Flannery McCoy: WHAT IS CAGE DOING!?
Stew-O: CAGE IS…. IS TRYING TO JAM THE SHARP PART OF THE STEEL STEPS INTO CHRIS ELITE’S EYE!!!!!!
( Chris Elite is screaming for dear life as Cage slowly but surely applies more pressure with the sharp part of the steel steps into his eye. )
Cage: WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY WARN YOU CHRIS?! WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY WARN YOU?!
Jake Mercer: But from behind its Detective Biggums!!! He turns Cage around!
( Detective Biggums swings for a wild right hand )
Stew-O: DUCKED BY CAGE! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION! MERCY RULE!!!!!!! CAGE JUST PUT DETECTIVE BIGGUMS DOWN WITH THAT DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite has hopped up to the apron and delivers a running penalty kick from the apron, boot smacking against Cage’s face! Cage is on spaghetti legs and I don’t quite know how he’s even still standing after that gunshot sounding blast! BUT CHRIS RUNS ACROSS THE APRON AGAIN AND TAKES CHRIS DOWN WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!
Stew-O: Lightning quick offense! Chris dusts his hands off and pulls Cage up as aggressively as he can before tossing him into the ring, and finally the bell can sound!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: Chris Elite catches Cage before he can get himself started with a flurry of forearms followed by some closed fist bodyshots pinning his opponent to the corner. He attempts to take Cage out of the corner with a bulldog, but Cage is clinging on to his ring tights. Chris with a sharp elbow across the bridge of the nose! Cage turns around holding his face and Chris takes Cage off of his feet with a running ax handle club over the back of the neck! Chris Elite stands over Cage and continues to hammer away with more ax handle strikes, really wearing down on the back of the neck and upper back area. Chris steps on the back of Cage’s head to plant it firmly across the mat, drawing the ire of the official before jumping OFF of Cage’s head and landing back down KNEE FIRST into the back of it! Chris shoots the half and drops over Cage with a lateral press.
Flannery McCoy: Not even a one count, that was both a kick out AND a forearm strike to the jaw! So Chris Elite isn’t going to take that lying down, he pulls Cage up to more of a seated position while maintaining leverage and fires away with repeated forearm strikes and even a couple of stiff elbow shots! Cage was really only able to send a couple of self defense strikes back in return but those elbows appear to have rocked him. Elite stands over Cage in a position of dominance.
Chris Elite: iight so boom SUCK MY FUCKING DICK WITH YOUR BABYS MOTHERS LIPS YOU CRUSTY ASS CAC
Jake Mercer: WHOOOOOOOOAA CHRIS ELITE JUST SLAPPED THE EVERLIVING DOGSHIT OUT OF CAGE!!!! He slapped him like a straight up BITCH!
( Cage is laying on his side with a demonic look. Chris takes some time to admire his work, pointing to Cage saying “easy work” while shaking off the sting from his hand. )
( Cage sits up. )
Cage: Do it again, pussy.
Jake Mercer: CHRIS TAKES CAGE UP ON HIS OFFER, WALKS UP TO HIM CASUALLY, REARS BACK HIS HAND, AND DELIVERS ANOTHER BITCHMAKING SLAP!!!!
Cage: MORE, BITCH.
Jake Mercer: ANOTHER SLAP!!!
Cage: THAT’S IT? YOU BITCH, YOU BALDING BEIGE HO
Stew-O: CHRIS GOES FOR ANOTHER SLAP – AND CAGE CATCHES HIM BY THE WRIST! AND ROCKS CHRIS ELITE WITH A THUNDEROUS HEADBUTT!!! BAD MISTAKE ON ELITE’S PART, HE GOT TOO COCKY, AND NOW HE’S BEING REELED INTO A CRIPPLER CROSSFACE BY CAGE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Not so fast, Chris Elite was definitely caught off guard but he’s not fully caught in that trap yet! Chris maintains enough leverage to roll through the crossface and stack Cage into his shoulders!
Stew-O: Chris maneuvers his way out of it by hooking both ankles of Cage beneath his arms… looking for a potential slingshot perhaps?! But Cage uses his leg strength to reel Chris Elite into a small package pin!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWO
Stew-O: Kick out by Chris! Chris Elite and Cage scramble up from the mat, REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY CHRIS ELITE!!! Cage evades it! Kicks him in the midsection! MERCY RULE TO PUT CHRIS AWAY!!!!!!!!!!! BUT CHRIS ELITE USES HIS OWN MOMENTUM TO PUSH CAGE THROUGH THE ROPES AND SEND BOTH MEN DANGEROUSLY DROPPING TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF US!
Jake Mercer: Well hang on a minute now because Chris is using the middle ropes to hang on above ringside, and he flips himself back into the ring, HBB style! Cage on the other hand is having a hard time after hitting his head on the ringside floor, but he is still on the recovery, just unaware of what might be coming his way once he gets up to his feet. Chris Elite backs away and waits until Cage rises to deliver a BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK BENEATH THE ROPES, CRASHING INTO CAGE! Cage stumbles into our barricade, and Chris uses this opportunity to run the ropes and gain a hell of a lot of momentum before —
Flannery McCoy: OVER-THE-ROPE SENTON INTO A HURRICANRANA TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!!!
Stew-O: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! CAGE STANDS HIS GROUND! CHRIS IS HANGING UPSIDE DOWN BEFORE HE COULD DELIVER THAT HURRICANRANA…. AND CAGE JUST SENDS CHRIS SPINNING AROUND, BEFORE SWINGING HIM HEAD-FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!!!!
Jake Mercer: YIKES!!! HUMAN SKULL AGAINST LED POST MAKES FOR A BAD COMBINATION!
Stew-O: AND CAGE REELS HIM BACK INTO DEADLIFT CHRIS ELITE UP FROM THE FLOOR AND DELIVER A DEVASTATING POWERBOMB LUNGBLOWER!!!!! YOU COULD NEARLY SEE CAGE’S KNEES PROTRUDE FROM CHRIS’ RIBCAGE!
Jake Mercer: Cage shakes off a few of the cobwebs, wipes a droplet of blood from his lips before continuing where he left off and taking Chris by both of his legs… he pulls him for a short distance and now APPLIES THE SHARPSHOOTER RIGHT HERE AT RINGSIDE!!!!! The official has to begin his count, but if you’ve watched a lick of wrestling, or 10,000 hours of it the way I have, you obviously know that these referee ten counts aren’t exactly at the pace of a ticking clock!
Stew-O: There’s still plenty of time for Cage to break his opponent’s will!
Jake Mercer: Just listen to their screams! Without an audience you can really get a feel for the effort it takes on both parts, the grunts from Cage who is trying to as you said Stew, break his enemy’s will; and the effort that it takes on Chris Elite’s part to withstand the pain and find some form of escape! Chris Elite is trying to turn himself out of that sharpshooter but Cage is virtually a master at that hold and not just anybody is going to find a way to manhandle themselves out of it, especially when there aren’t any ropes nearby for recourse!
Flannery McCoy: The referee is reaching a count of “8” now and Chris Elite, to his credit, is refusing to submit even though there’s no penalty for doing so at ringside. At this point it’s a pride thing, and Cage is going to have to remember that he has a match to win! The count is at “9”!!!!
( Cage quickly rolls back into the ring, just to roll out and break the ten count. )
Stew-O: Cage watches his adversary roll around favoring the tailbone, a bad injury for Chris to have if he wants to execute even half of his high octane athletic coffense as quickly or as efficiently as he’d like to. But Cage knows a target when he sees one, and now he’s wailing away! Rights and lefts being driven into the small of Chris’ back, and his cries of agony flood this empty arena! Cage violently yanks Chris Elite up from the floor… he wants a BACK SUPLEX!!! BUT CHRIS BACKFLIPS BEHIND CAGE TO LAND ON HIS FEET AT THE VERY LAST SECOND!
Jake Mercer: Chris loses some of his footing though, favoring his back and Cage ROCKS HIM WITH A DRIVE BY KICK TO THE FACE!!! CAGE YANKS CHRIS ELITE UP AGAIN, AND TOSSES HIM HIGH UP INTO THE AIR JUST TO DROP CHRIS ELITE NECK FIRST INTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH A BACK SUPLEX!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: No remorse.
Jake Mercer: Cage sends Chris Elite back into the ring… now what is Cage doing?
( Cage goes to both ends of the ring apron to unloosen the lace ties pinning the apron to the turnbuckles. )
Flannery McCoy: HE’S BRINGING THE APRON INTO THE RING!
Jake Mercer: Cage is winding up the entire ring apron of one side of the ring, and the referee is interrogating him about this as well. Cage is clearly in complete tunnel vision mode, he doesn’t hear a damn word the official has to say, he’s too busy rolling up the ring apron like you would a towel; NOW HE WALKS OVER TO CHRIS AND IS LITERALLY STRANGLING CHRIS ELITE WITH THE APRON!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM!? WHAT KIND OF SCREWED UP HEAD DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE TO EVEN THINK OF SOMETHING LIKE THIS ON THE FLY?!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE IS FIGHTING DESPERATELY TO ESCAPE, BUT CAGE IS SUCKING THE AIR RIGHT OUT OF HIS LUNGS BY LITERALLY STRANGLING HIM WITH THE WINDED UP APRON!!!
Ref: LET HIM GO DC! GET HIM OUT OF THAT NOW! 1!! 2!! 3!! 4!!!
( Cage drops Chris Elite and gets right into the officials face to send verbal threats on his life. The referee back down in fear. )
Stew-O: Cage drags Chris Elite by the wrist and is now tucking him under the unwinded ring apron again, completely blanketing him this time. Now Cage circles the body… and is STOMPING any open area of Chris’ body that he can find!!! Any part of the apron that looks like a body part gets a stomp! A STOMP to what appears to be his arm! A stomp TO THE RIBS! Chris Elite is rolling around, undoubtedly in confusion and bewilderment, and Cage keeps stomping the ever living hell out of Gawds Given Greatness!!!
Flannery McCoy: Cage mockingly drops over Chis Elite with a pinning cover while Chris is still blanked by the apron. Chris scrambles for a kick out, and Cage is helping Elite back up from the floor with the top half of his torso still covered by that apron… COQUINA CLUTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: A REAR NAKED CHOKE WITH CHRIS ELITE’S HEAD AND TORSO COMPLETELY COVERED BY THAT RING APRON!!!! CHRIS CAN’T EVEN SEE!!! CAGE IS STRANGLING THE LIFE OUT OF HIS BLINDED, AIR CONSTRICTED, BLANKETED OPPONENT! AND CHRIS ELITE DROPS TO THE FLOOR!!!! HE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS IS BEING SUFFOCATED FOR GOD’S SAKES!
Stew-O: BUT THE REFEREE ISN’T GOING TO PERMIT CAGE TO APPLY THAT SUBMISSION WITH THE RING APRON, THE OFFICIAL IS NOW TRYING HIS BEST TO PRY CAGE OFF OF CHRIS ELITE!
Ref: THAT’S YOUR LAST WARNING CAGE, LET HIM OUT FROM UNDER THERE NOW!!!
Flannery McCoy: Cage lets go of the hold, and Chris Elite rolls out from underneath that apron and eventually out of the ring. You can see poor Chris clutching his chest and hyperventilating after such a sinister form of offense from Cage. To his relief however Detective Biggums has recovered from that Mercy Rule he took before the match went underway, and he’s coming to Chris’ aid.
Jake Mercer: Cage has spent long enough licking at his chops, Biggums is unaware that Cage has his sights set right on him and his accomplice – and by the time Biggums can bring Chris Elite up from the floor and calm him down, OUT COMES CAGE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BIGGUMS TAKES THE BRUNT OF IT!!! CHRIS FALLS TO THE GROUND!!!! ROUGH NIGHT FOR DETECTIVE BIGGUMS WHO GETS SENT INTO THE BARRICADE AFTER THAT MISSILE-LIKE DIVE! AND CAGE RETURNS INTO THE RING TO RUN ACROSS THE ROPES AND FIRE BACK WITH NEARLY TRIPLE THE MOMENTUM!!!! ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE TO CHRIS ELITE!!!!
Stew-O: CORKSCREW ROUNDHOUSE CATCHES CAGE IN MIDAIR!!!!! AN OUTSTANDING COUNTER FROM GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS! AND ELITE MAY HAVE FINALLY TAKEN BACK THE REINS OF THIS CONTEST AT LEAST MOMENTARILY!
Jake Mercer: Chris Elite is talking all kinds of trash to Cage’s face, mushing his palms against Chris’ face and calling him the “ugliest mothafucka he’s ever seen in his life.” And a “cheating ass bitch”. Chris is now looking to attempt to toss Cage back into the ring — BUT HANG ON A SECOND!!! CAGE WITH A TIGER FEINT LIKE KICK COMES RIGHT BACK OUT OF THE RING WITH A MODIFIED PENDULUM LARIAT TO KNOCK CHRIS’ BLOCK OFF!!!!
Flannery McCoy: MATRIX EVASION FROM CHRIS!!! BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE DIDN’T GET ALL OF IT, BUT IT WAS ENOUGH TO SEND CAGE FLYING OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE “AUDIENCE” SECTION! GREAT COUNTER! Chris Elite knows an opportunity when he sees one, he rolls back into the ring and he chastises the referee for letting Cage get away with punishing him using that ring apron. But now he turns back to his opponent who is behind the barricade using the empty chairs in it to recover…
AND CHRIS ELITE SPRINGBOARDS TO THE TOP ROPE, BALANCING HIMSELF, OHHHHHH MY GOODNESS!!!! CORKSCREW CROSSBODY OVER THE RINGSIDE AREA, AND OVER THE BARRICADE, TO TAKE CAGE DOWN!!!
( Cheering can be heard. That cheering is coming from the rest of the BVU – Detective Ty, Detective Asson, and Shaker Jones who can be seen entering the audience with food from concessions. They are all chanting “CHRIS ELITE!” )
Flannery McCoy: Jeez Jake you almost jumped out of your skin! It was only the BVU.
Jake Mercer: They startled me! I don’t handle unexpected noises well! I thought we were in the middle of yet another mass shooting! :krabs:
Flannery McCoy: Who the hell would shoot up a near empty arena.
Jake Mercer: I don’t know maybe the shooter is too broke to afford bullets!
Stew-O: Chris Elite is rising and you can notice that he’s favoring his knee a little bit now. He may have dinged his knee against one of those chairs on the way down, but the risky offense could lead to rewarding results for this young man. Chris hoists Cage up onto his shoulders while the referee begins his count at “1” … and he drops Cage RIBS FIRST over the barricade to hang him up to dry! Chris hops over the barricade himself, hobbling a bit as he comes down, and he takes Cage by the neck to deliver a HANGMAN’S NECKBREAKER OFF OF THE BARRICADE!!!
Jake Mercer: Cage is sent back into the ring and Chris climbs up to the apron, visibly frustrated by his banged up knee, but laser focused on his opponent. Cage is up to his feet and Chris COMBAT ROLLS THROUGH THE ROPES, INTO THE RING, AND NAILS A BRILLIANT JUMPING NECKBREAKER BEFORE COVERING CAGE WITH A LATERAL PRESS!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Flannery McCoy: Shoulder up by Cage!
Stew-O: Chris is still noticeably shaking off some pain in his knee, trying to bend and stretch the right leg to ease up the discomfort. And as Cage attempts to create distance, Chris will have none of it, he applies a snug head lock.
Jake Mercer: BOO! REST HOLDS! Do a flip!
Stew-O: Chris is really wrenching away at that side headlock which is creating more torque against the neck, the wise thing to do in my opinion after delivering two consecutive neckbreakers. It’s part of the reason why pomp and circumstance aside Chris Elite will be a worthy entry into the 2020 Hall of Fame. But you can see the aggression behind that headlock and the disdain on his face, Chris has something planned for his rival. These two have been at each other’s throats and it got PERSONAL this week with the back and forth they had. There is no love loss between Chris Elite and Diamond Cage, and Chris takes Cage over to that undone ring apron which the referee attempted to brush out of the way ….
Chris Elite: You hungry muthafucka?
Jake Mercer: Cage slams a fist into the ribs! Another strike by Cage! Chris is hanging onto that headlock with one arm, and he picks up the apron… and STUFFS IT IN CAGE’S MOUTH!!! CHRIS ELITE USES THE RING APRON FOR A MAKESHIFT MANDIBLE CLAW, JAMMING THE FABRIC DOWN CAGE’S THROAT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: CAGE IS KICKING AND FIGHTING AS MUCH AS HE CAN, BUT HIS MUFFLED SCREAMS ARE DROWNED OUT BY THE RING APRON BEING SHOVED INTO HIS MOUTH!!! CAGE IS QUICKLY BEING DRAINED OF ALL ENERGY, AND THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO INTERVENE!
Ref: LET THAT GO CHRIS COME ON!
Stew-O: FEROCIOUS STOMP INTO THE LIPS WHILE CAGE HAS A MOUTH FULL OF APRON!!!! Cage sits up coughing and spitting after the referee drags the ring apron and tosses it out of the ring! Kick to the spine from Chris Elite!
Jake Mercer: Chris Elite circles Cage like a buzzard, waiting for Cage to try to pull himself up from his feet, but by the time Cage is on one knee CHRIS BLASTS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE KNEE!!! BACKS AWAY – WHO SHOT YA!!!!!! PENALTY KICK STRAIGHT INTO THE EAR!!!! BUT CAGE IS STILL AT A SEATED POSITION, LOOKING VIRTUALLY OUT OF IT! CHRIS ELITE DASHES OVER TO THE TURNBUCKLE DIRECTLY BEHIND CAGE……. BEFORE TAKING OFF!!!! OPEN YA MATA!!!!!!!!! JUMPING BICYCLE KNEE KICK, TO THE BACK OF CAGE’S HEAD, WHILE HE’S SEATED!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LOOK AT THE VIOLENT WAY CAGE’S NECK SNAPPED FORWARD!!!!! CHRIS MIGHT HAVE JUST KILLED HIM!!!! HOOK OF BOTH LEGS!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: CAGE KICKS OUT OF IT!
Jake Mercer: We need to take a look at that last knee strike again, because honest to God, I don’t know how Cage is still ALIVE right now!
( REPLAY: Chris Elite runs out of the corner at 90 MPH, jumps in the air, and comes down on the back of Cage’s head at a 90 degree angle with a bicycle knee kick. The slow motion shows Cage’s head snapping forward to such velocity that he nearly faceplants his own chest. )
Stew-O: Determination, tenacity, power of will. Qualities Cage has had his entire career that’s brought him to heights very few athletes in the world can say they’ve ever reached. But the walls could be closing in for Cage, as Chris Elite is closing in on is target and takes him up from the canvas by his waist… before firing off with *vicious* forearm strikes into the small of the back! You mention the absence of an audience Jake and how it adds emphasis to routine things we see in matches, and the pure SOUND of these strikes travelling unabated by an audience of 15,000 people are enough to send shivers up your spine! Cage is using the ropes to pull himself back up to his feet. Chris is standing there, crouched over, watching him… LOOK AT THIS! CHRIS LEVELS CAGE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Flannery McCoy: ROLLS THROUGH, BRINGS CAGE BACK UP… ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!!! RIPPING A PAGE RIGHT OUT OF THE DIAMOND CAGE HANDBOOK!!! AND HE BRINGS CAGE BACK UP AGAIN…. THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! HE ROLLS THROUGH AGAIN –
Stew-O: INTO LONG KISS GOODNIGHT!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, CAGE CURLS FORWARD AND COUNTERS INTO A VICTORY ROLL PIN!!!! AVERTING THE ONE WINGED ANGEL!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: THAT LOOKED LIKE THREE BUT THE REFEREE SAYS IT WAS A TWO!!! I DON’T KNOW THE LAST TIME I’VE SEEN A COUNT THAT DAMN CLOSE! Cage and Chris scrambling up, but Chris Elite catches Cage off guard with the 5 BOROUGH COMBO!!!!! TWO PUNCHES, STIFF SHOOT KICK, ROLLING BACKFIST!!!
Jake Mercer: CAGE DUCKS THE BACKFIST, AND FIRES OFF WITH A SERIES OF BRUTAL FUCKING BACKHAND SLAPS, FEUELED BY THE FURY OF HELL ITSELF!!!! AND FINISHES THE DIAMOND SAINT SPECIAL WITH A DECAPITATING DISCUS LARIAT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: COMBAT ROLL EVASION BY CHRIS — HEAD SHOT!!!! PELE KICK BY CHRIS ELITE SENDS CAGE INTO THE ROPES!!!!
Stew-O: AND CAGE REBOUNDS OFF OF THE ROPES WITH A PENDULUM LARIAT!!!! KNOCKING!!! CHRIS’!!!!!! HEAD!!!! OFF!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: DUCKED BY CHRIS ELITE!!! JESUS THESE COUNTERS!!! CHRIS RUNS INTO THE ROPES AND HITS A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!!
Stew-O: CAGE SPRINTS UP TO HIM FROM BEHIND AND CATCHES CHRIS ELITE IN MIDAIR BY THE WAIST – GERMAN SUPLEX ONTO THE NECK BY CAGE!!!!
CAGE ROLLS THROUGH!!!! VEINS PROTRUDING FROM HIS NECK FROM THE SHEER INTENSITY!!!! ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX, AND I PROMISE YOU, NOBODY DELIVERS THESE WITH MORE UNBRIDLED FORCE AND VELOCITY THAN CAGE!!!! ANOTHER ROLL THROUGH, THIRD CONSECUTIVE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!
Jake Mercer: Cage rolls through AGAIN!!! Is he going for a fourth!? —
Stew-O: HE’S NOT!!! MURDER DEATH KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRIPPLING RAINMAKER LARIAT FROM CAGE!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!!!!!!!! JUST THE SPLIT SECOND OF SEPARATION GAVE CHRIS ELITE ENOUGH DISTANCE NEEDED TO SEND CAGE’S TEETH DOWN HIS THROAT! AND THE MOMENTUM SENDS CAGE ROLLING AWAY!!!
Jake Mercer: But one problem – Chris delivered that kick with the right leg, and he is favoring his banged up knee! Chris is doing everything he can to drag himself over to Cage before Cage rolls out of the ring!!! Chris jumps over Cage with everything left that he’s got and hooks both legs!!!!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Jake Mercer: NO FUCKING WAY!!! NOT ONLY DID CAGE NOT KICK OUT, HE JUST TOOK CHRIS ELITE BY THE ARM AND IS SNAPPING IN A CRIPPLER CROSSFACE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: WHERE THE HELL IS CAGE GETTING THIS FROM?! HOW DID THAT BOX OFFICE SMASH NOT COMPLETELY DO HIM IN?!
Stew-O: AT THIS POINT IT DOESN’T MATTER, BECAUSE YOU CAN HEAR BY THE BVU PINING FOR THEIR LEADER CHRIS ELITE TO GET TO THE ROPES THAT IT IS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR THE FUTURE HALL OF FAMER! CHRIS ELITE ESSENTIALLY FELL INTO A SAND TRAP, AND NOW CHRIS MUST INCH HIS WAY TO THE ROPES JUST A FEW FEET IN FRONT OF HIM!
Jake Mercer: Might as well be a few miles if he can’t get there in time though Stew! Cage is ripping back at that crossface with, dare I say, ruthless aggression; Chris is really digging down deep just to make any sort of movement! He’s got a hand up, he might be ready to give in!!! The referee now keeping himself in the right position and asking Chris if he wants to quit!
Stew-O: LORD ANOTHER ANOTHER TUG BACKWARDS BY CAGE, BOTH OF THESE GUYS SPENDING AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF ENERGY EVERY SECOND THAT GOES BY! CHRIS IS SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN, WHAT MORE IS HE WILLING TO GIVE?!
Jake Mercer: WE WON’T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT BECAUSE CHRIS MANAGES TO GET HIS FINGERTIPS ACROSS THE BOTTOM ROPE! SALVATION AT LAST!
Stew-O: BUT THAT SALVATION IS ONLY GOING TO LEAD TO MORE SUFFERING, BECAUSE CAGE CLIMBS ON TOP OF CHRIS ELITE AND IS SENDING UNPROTECTED PUNCHES TO THE FOREHEAD WITH ONE HAND WHILE CRANKING CHRIS’ NECK BACK WITH ANOTHER! CAGE STANDS OVER CHRIS, LEANING OVER THE ROPES FOR SUPPORT, AND STOMPS HIM ACROSS THE HEAD OVER AND OVER AGAIN, UNTIL THE REFEREE YANKS HIM AWAY!
Flannery McCoy: Cage goes right back at his opponent, pulls the limp body of Elite up from the ground… and a GERMAN SUPLEX THROW SENDS CHRIS ELITE NEARLY HALF WAY ACROSS THE RING, TURNING HIM INSIDE OUT!!!
Cage comes right after Elite again, just biding his time and waiting for Chris to recover. He does, Cage snaps in the rear waistlock!!! Chris Elite fighting away the wrists!!! And CAGE WITH A HEADBUTT TO THE BACK OF THE NECK! GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!! O’CONNOR ROLLING THROUGH … INTO ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX, INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!! CHRIS’ NECK SNAPS VIOLENTLY ACROSS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Stew-O: Chris hit that corner SO hard that he ends up laying across the top rope!!! Which is the exact positioning Cage wanted, because now he’s climbing that same very turnbuckle, hooking an arm around Chris Elite’s head and setting himself up. Cage is looking back at the ring knowing exactly where both he and his opponent are headed….. but Chris Elite is squirming out of Cage’s grasp, trying desperately to drop to the ringside floor instead! Is he crazy?! Chris is trying to risk his life and crash out of the ring from over the ringpost!
Jake Mercer: CAGE ISN’T GOING TO LET IT HAPPEN! CAGE IS NOW DEADLIFTING CHRIS ELITE WITH A DRAGON SLEEPER, AS CHRIS’ BODY DANGLES OVER THE RINGSIDE FLOOR! THIS IS GOING TO END HORRIBLY!
Stew-O: HORRIBLY FOR CHRIS NO MATTER WHICH WAY HE FALLS! BUT CAGE IS GOING TO HAVE IT HIS WAY!!! SUPER DRAGON SUPLEX!!!!!! FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE SENDING CHRIS ELITE INTO THE RING!!!!
Flannery McCoy: FOLLOWED UP WITH A ROLLTHROUGH BY CAGE, INTO A BRAINBUSTER OVER THE KNEE!!!!! COVER!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: CHRIS WITH A SHOULDER UP AT THE VERY LAST SECOND! Cage bangs his fist on the mat, pissed off that he didn’t put Chris Elite away with that sequence. But just look at Chris Elite, look at the bruises all over his body from this physical contest.
Stew-O: It’s been an absolute dogfight, and you can tell Cage still has some more bite left. These two are SO good at what they do, and it is taking SO much to put each other away, but Cage has that exact intention in mind just by the look of his eyes. He picks himself up, dusts himself off, a piercing gaze directed at his opponent. Cage stands over Chris pulling him up by his head. A distinct bruise on the side of his head becomes the target now.
( Cage slaps the bruise over the top of Chris Elite’s bald head )
Cage: You know you my bitch right?
( Cage smacks Chris in the same area again. )
Cage: You know you my little bitch right?
( Cage smacks Chris across the bruise on his head with even greater force. )
Cage: You know I own your fucking soul right you fucking fa
Jake Mercer: MIKE TYSON UPPERCUT!!!! CHRIS BRINGS CAGE TO HIS KNEES WITH THE DICK EATEREY STOPPER!!! CAGE IS SLUMPED OVER CHRIS ELITE’S SHOULDER!!!!
Chris Elite: (in Cage’s ear) Watch ya fucking mouth doggie.
Stew-O: I THINK THAT JUST KNOCKED CAGE OUT!!!! CHRIS ELITE PICKS CAGE RIGHT UP FROM THE FLOOR, DOUBLE UNDERHOOK, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! CHRIS JUST DRILLED CAGE THROUGH THE FLOOR WITH THE MERCY RULE!!!!! HOOK OF A LEG!
Ref: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!
Flannery McCoy: CAGE GRABS CHRIS ELITE BY THE ARM AND COUNTERS THE PIN INTO A CRIPPLER CROSSFACE AGAIN!!!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE ROLLS THROUGH!!! INTO THE RANSOM!!!!! GARGANO ESCAPE BY CHRIS, NOWHERE TO GO FOR CAGE! THEY’RE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING THIS TIME! NO MAN’S LAND FOR THE SHIT OUTTA LUCK DIAMOND CAGE!
Jake Mercer: FROM BEING SPIKED ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS OWN FINISHING MANEUVER, TO BEING STRETCHED OUT BY ONE OF THE BEST TOOLS ON CHRIS’ ARSENAL – THIS IS PUNISHMENT RIVALLING SOME OF THE WORST THAT CAGE HAS EVER TAKEN! HE HAS NO REPRIEVE, NO PROXIMITY TO THE ROPES, NO LEVERAGE WHATSOEVER, AND AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED HE HAS NO CHANCE AT CONTINUING!
Stew-O: CAGE IS FIGHTING TO PROVE YOU AND EVERYONE WHO THINKS LIKE YOU WRONG, JAKE – HE IS EXERTING EVERY SINGLE OUNCE OF ENERGY, POURING EVERY LAST DROP OF WILL THAT HE HAS INTO ESCAPING, BUT CHRIS ELITE IS REFUSING –
( The referee calls for the bell. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!
( Impact is in the ring, slamming chair shots into the body of Chris Elite and Diamond Cage, bringing the match to an end. )
Stew-O: IMPACT IS RAINING DOWN ON CHRIS ELITE AND CAGE WITH CHAIR SHOTS!!! IMP CAME SEEMINGLY OUT OF NOWHERE, AND HE IS UNLEASHING HELL ON BOTH OF MEN PUTTING THIS CONTEST TO AN UNTIMELY HALT!
Jake Mercer: Chris Elite has rolled away from Cage after nearly having this match won, and Impact SLAMS THE STEEL CHAIR OVER THE BACK OF CHRIS’ SKULL WITH A CONCHAIRTO!!!!!
Stew-O: Impact turns his attention to Cage, sizing him up, before taking him up into his grasp – AND SPIKING CAGE’S THROAT ACROSS THE CHAIR WITH A GUILLOTINE!!!!
( Cage rolls around coughing and wheezing after the near-decapitating guillotine. Imp is confronted by several officials who are all now ordering him to leave the ring. )
Jake Mercer: Impact laying waste to a vulnerable Chris Elite and Cage! Neither of them saw him coming, which in his mind initiated the perfect opportunity to strike!
Flannery McCoy: It’s a damn shame it had to ruin this match, but if there was ever a time to unleash an attack, it’s definitely when your targets are vulnerable –
Stew-O: IMP BREAKS FREE FROM THE REFEREES ESCORTING HIM FROM THE RING! THE BVU ARE ATTEMPTING TO PULL CHRIS ELITE OUT OF HARM’S WAY, BUT IMPACT SNATCHES HIM BACK INTO THE RING – AND FLOORS HIM WITH THE EVISCERATION!!!!!!!!!
( Impact takes a bow, and takes his leave. )
Jake Mercer: No regrets from Imp about what he just did. His message was sent loud and clear.
( Chris Elite and Cage are both completely incapacitated, and Impact continues to make his exit with a sinister smile on his face. )
(Camera transitions backstage to SOSA Henderson walking down the hallway as he has a determined expression on his face underneath his signature sunglasses. He suddenly stops in his tracks in shock as he notices a familiar face)
????: …You’re looking like you saw a ghost or something.
(The legendary all time great and EAW Hall of Famer Heart Break Boy appears in the frame with a big smile as he has made his way here to support one of his trainees)
SOSA Henderson: Woah, I definitely wasn’t expecting to see you out here tonight OG!
Heart Break Boy: Now you know I wasn’t going to miss your big night for anything in the world. I’m proud of how far you’ve come.
SOSA Henderson: It’s an honor dawg, there’s no way I would be where I am now without you. I got a lot of respect and appreciation for you and just wanna carry the legacy. Ima make sure that I avenge you tonight.
Heart Break Boy: No, don’t worry about me. I don’t need any avenging, my legacy is in tact forever, it’s now time for you to solidify your own legacy. When Drake King put me out of business, he was the younger and hungrier talent looking to stand out and make a name for himself and he’s done that and so much more since. It’s almost remarkable what he has been able to accomplish since being considered a weak link in an elimination chamber. The thing about that is life operates in cycles, I knew my time would come one day, but does Drake know his will? He doesn’t realize that someone younger and hungrier than him will come on the scene and look to make a name for themselves off of him the same way he did me. Here is your chance to be that person.
SOSA Henderson: I been hungrier than that fuckboy and ima take food right off of his plate tonight, 300 Block Ave style.
Heart Break Boy: Now that’s what I like to hear. Remember though, you’re doing this for yourself…. not for me. Don’t be the next me, be better than me. Learn from my mistakes and don’t repeat them, stay consistent, keep your head in the game and don’t let up….. and most importantly, destroy Drake King once and for all.
(HBB and SOSA share an intense stare for a moment as they shake hands firmly)
SOSA Henderson: Consider it done.
(The camera fades elsewhere)
(Highlights of Drake King and SOSA’s feud plays starting with a young Drake King taking the world by surprise by eliminating the Heart Break Boy at Road to Redemption 2018, effectively ending his career. Shortly after a young promising prospect emerges on the scene named SOSA Henderson who happened to be one of Heart Break Boy’s underlings. SOSA and Drake’s young careers would continue to be highlighted side by side including both of their ascensions winning the New Breed and Interwire Championships respectively, and both losing them at Pain for Pride 12. The video shifts to them both being drafted to Dynasty highlighting SOSA’s struggles throughout the season to remain afloat while Drake stayed the course and continued to ascend to superstar status, flourishing as the World Heavyweight Championship. It then shows SOSA’s return and quick ascension back to the top including a star making Grand Rampage performance that earned him the opportunity to contend for the World Heavyweight Championship. It then shows the back and forth between them throughout the past few weeks and ends with SOSA holding up the World Heavyweight Championship over a fallen Drake King.)
(“Love Sosa” by Chief Keef hits as Sosa Henderson walks out from gorilla and takes a look around the empty Dome of Doom, he takes a deep breath before slowly making his way to the ring.)
Stew-O: You just KNOW Sosa is ready for this tonight! Ever since he first debuted last year, ever since he came back a few months ago. He was labeled a future World Champion especially with the tutelage he was given, he’s proven time and time again he’s got what it takes to hang with the top guys not only in this brand, but in this entire company. You can see it on his face, he wants this and he’s gonna do whatever it takes tonight to walk out the new World Heavyweight Champion. It’s his mission tonight to make the prophecy come true.
(Sosa hops inside the ring and taunts on the top rope before going to stand in a corner and begins warming up. He’s more than ready for this opportunity. “Love Sosa fades as “This is Your Life” by The Dust Brothers & Tyler Durden begins to play throughout the arena speakers.)
(Drake King walks out with the Unified Tag Title around his waist and the World Heavyweight Championship on his right shoulder. Drake raises the World Heavyweight Championship high in the air on the top of the ramp with his right hand. He has a laser focused look at Sosa in the ring and begins his walk to the ring.)
Jake Mercer: IT’S CHAMP CHAMP! The first of two title defenses tonight, Drake knows he’s in for a very rough night and he knows it’s not starting off easy against a talent like Sosa. He did it at Grand Rampage and I know he’s capable of doing it again tonight. He doesn’t believe Sosa deserves this opportunity thinking it was just handed to him, and he’s on a mission to prove that and looks to continue his evolution here tonight because with a victory, he’ll be a headliner at Pain For Pride!
(Drake rolls into the ring and raises the World Title in Sosa’s face and the two are exchanging words at one another as the referee backs Drake up from Sosa into his respective corner.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST THE CHALLENGER, FROM HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA……WEIGHING IN AT 191 POUNDS…..”BULLETPROOF”…..SSSSOOOSSSSSAAAA HHHEEEENNNDDDDEERRRRSSSSOOOONNN!!!!!!
(Sosa is still sitting in his corner waiting for that bell to ring. You can just read the determination to become champion all over his face.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT….FROM CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA….WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS….HE IS THE REIGNING EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION….”PARAGON”……DDDRRRRAKKKKKEEEE KKKKIIINNNGGGGG!!!!!
(Drake once again gets in the face of Sosa and holds the World Title high in the air. The two exchange words once again face to face before the referee backs them both up. Drake hands both of his titles to the referee. The referee hands the tag one to the timekeeper before showing the World Title to both Drake and Sosa. The referee raises the World Heavyweight Championship up high in the center of the ring.)
(World Heavyweight Championship graphic flashes across the screen.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: AND HERE WE GO! The World title match is officially underway! Both Sosa and Drake begin circling around the ring, both men are waiting for the other to make the first move! Both men step to the center of the ring and both men raise an arm to test one another’s strength, both men lock hands…and then both men lock into a collar and elbow tie-up! Drake gets Sosa in a side headlock and he now begins to wrench down on the headlock! Sosa manages to push Drake off and Drake goes running to the ropes–Sosa leapfrogs in the air and Drake runs underneath his legs and runs off the opposite ropes now and Sosa catches Drake by connecting with an elevated hip toss! Sosa got some height with that!
Stew-O: Drake retreats in the corner as Sosa is just begging for Drake to step up to him! Drake takes his time now getting back to his feet as he stands in the corner and begins making his way to the center of the ring. Both men after a short standoff lock up in the center of the ring once again–Drake swings and Sosa ducks it and is now facing Drake’s backside and–HOLY SHIT! SOSA SLAPS DRAKE IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AS HARD AS HE CAN! Sosa pushes Drake forward as if he’s enjoying just messing with Drake and Drake looks back at Sosa holding the back of his head with a look of anger starting to form on his face. Drake looks and sees Sosa with a smug look on his face shrugging his shoulders.
SOSA Henderson(no mic): Bring it pussy.
Drake King(no mic): YOU MOTHER FREAKER!!
Jake Mercer: DAMN! He was so close to cursing! :noah:….Anyways, Drake runs and swings at Sosa once more, but Sosa ducks under and connects with an uppercut to the jaw of Drake King, Drake is staggering around the ring now and Sosa is following throwing repetitive uppercuts, and Sosa connects with one more and Drake drops to the mat like a sack of potatoes, and Drake is right next to the ropes and he uses the bottom rope and pulls himself to the outside! The Paragon is taking himself a breather here in the early stages of this match and I don’t blame him, he doesn’t wanna walk into Sosa’s trap early on. Drake walks to the other side of ringside and–SOSA WITH A SUICIDE DIVE TO DRAKE ON THE OUTSIDE! But Drake caught Sosa with a kick in mid air right on the nose! Drake immediately picks up Sosa and tosses him shoulder first into the barricade! Drake takes a few seconds before going back on the attack against Sosa! Drake looks over and sees Sosa pulling himself up with the barricade and Drake charges at Sosa and clotheslines him over the barricade into the empty audience here in the “Dome Of Doom!”
Stew-O: Drake looks back to the ring and walks and rolls in and quickly rolls out to ensure a countout doesn’t take place. Drake after that walks back over to the corner of the barricade and bends over the barricade looking to grab Sosa by his hair–But Sosa pops up and connects with a roundhouse kick right to the side of Drake King’s head! Drake stumbles back on one knee, and now Sosa hops on top of the barricade wall, Sosa takes a few steps on the wall and leaps and connects with a hurricanrana onto Drake! Sosa is feeling pumped up right now after that maneuver and now he moves to lift Drake to get him back in the ring–But Drake grabs the arm of Sosa and pulls back causing Sosa to go shoulder first into the steel steps Drake was laying against! Both competitors are down on the outside now!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!! FOUR!
Jake Mercer: The champion now gets to his feet and slides in and out of the ring once more breaking up the count before going to pick up Sosa sitting against the steps, and OH NO SOSA RETURNS THE FAVOR BY PULLING ON DRAKE’S ARM DRIVING HIM BACK AND HE GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEPS NOW! Sosa tries motioning his arm back and forth to ease a bit of the pain as he gets to a vertical base, Sosa looks next to him and climbs up the apron and sees Drake now on his feet and he hits a low knee kick to Drake’s face from the apron knocking Drake back several steps, and now Sosa Henderson once more goes for a diving headscissors on Drake! BUT DRAKE CATCHES SOSA IN MID AIR! Drake is holding onto Sosa as Sosa is hanging upside down with his legs around the head of Drake and Drake is refusing to let go, and OH NO! DRAKE SWINGS AS SOSA IS HANGING LOW AND SOSA HITS HEAD FIRST OFF THE RING POST! DRAKE SWINGS HIM AGAIN AND HIS HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE RING POST AGAIN! DRAKE LIFTS SOSA UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION AND DRAKE BEGINS RUNNING WITH SOSA SITTING ON HIS SHOULDERS–
Stew-O: DRAKE THROWS SOSA BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! SOSA’S SHOULDER HIT HARD! Drake seems proud of what he just did as he goes back inside the ring for a moment before leaving it again. LOOK AT SOSA ON THE OUTSIDE THOUGH!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA IS SLAMMING HIS SHOULDER BACK AGAINST THE BARRICADE! I THINK HE’S SLAMMING IT BACK INTO PLACE! I THINK HE MAY HAVE DISLOCATED IT THERE UPON IMPACT! :damn:
Stew-O: Our World Champion is back on the attack and he goes to the outside and grabs Sosa by the hair and aggressively throws him back inside the ring, Sosa is in obvious pain and Drake sees that and he goes to the grounded Sosa and locks in an inverted armbar! Drake wraps his arms and legs around the hurt arm of Sosa and is wrenching back on it! Sosa is screaming in agony as Jake has the armbar locked in tight! What is Sosa gonna do? Does he tap to maybe fight another day and for Pain For Pride?! It might not be worth it, but Sosa is refusing to tap here or give up! Drake is screaming at Sosa to give up but Sosa is refusing to, Sosa begins with all his will dragging Drake–AND SOSA THROWS BOTH OF HIS FEET ON THE ROPES CAUSING THE REFEREE TO FORCE A BREAK ON THE ARMBAR! The damage may have been done though however!
Jake Mercer: Drake King now is back to his feet and he looks down at the grounded Sosa and he lays his hurt arm flat, and Drake King stomps on the injured arm! Drake King is like a shark who smells blood right now and he’s relentless on this attack right now, he’s taking his time and picking apart Sosa’s hurt arm right now! Sosa tries crawling away from The Paragon but Drake is on his tail and Drake picks him up to a vertical base in the corner and Drake connects with several knife edge chops to the chest of Sosa in the corner! Drake now goes for the irish whip from the corner to the opposite corner, and Drake runs at Sosa in the opposite corner but Sosa got his feet up stopping Drake dead in his tracks! Sosa from the corner climbs up to the second turnbuckle and measures Drake–LEAPING TORNADO DDT FROM SOSA ONTO DRAKE! THE COVER!
Flannery McCoy: Drake gets the shoulder up and I think Sosa was expecting that as he hops on top of Drake and begins raining down several rights and lefts as Drake is trying to cover up to protect himself! Sosa is back to his feet and begins stomping the life out of Drake on the mat! Sosa picks up Drake from the mat and throws Drake’s arm over his neck in a suplex position, but Drake is trying to block it with his foot Sosa throws body shots before finally lifting Drake off the mat for a suplex, but Drake counter by landing on his feet and Drake is facing Sosa’s backside–SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF SOSA’S HEAD AND THAT DROPS SOSA TO A KNEE! DRAKE RUNS TO THE ROPES ONCE MORE LOOKING FOR THE BROKEN DREAM CURB STOMP–
Jake Mercer: SOSA SAW IT COMING AS HE POPS UP AND LEAPS HIGH INTO THE AIR AND DRIVES BOTH OF HIS FEET INTO THE CHEST OF DRAKE AND TAKES HIM TO THE MAT! Sosa now feels he has built up some momentum here and he looks to follow up and use it as he waits for Drake to stand up and turn around–SOSA RUNS AT DRAKE–BUT DRAKE SIDESTEPPED IT AND GRABS THE INJURED ARM OF SOSA AND PULLS HIM IN AND CONNECTS WITH A RIPCORD KNEE TO THE FACE! Drake right away speed walks to the corner and climbs up the top rope and Drake stands and balances himself on the top rope–FROG SPLASH FROM DRAKE KING! WHAT ELEVATION DRAKE GOT THERE! DRAKE WITH THE COVER!
Stew-O: SOSA kicks out! Drake has a look of frustration as he rises to his feet, and now Drake is begging and pleading for Sosa to get up, and now Sosa does and turns around–Drake with a kick to the midsection of Sosa and he hooks the arms of Sosa going for The Prelude to Destruction–But Sosa is trying his best to fight out of it and he manages to twirl out of the pedigree and he’s face to face with Drake and he connects with a jumping enziguiri to the head of Drake! But Drake ducked it! Drake has a hold of Sosa’s leg on the ground now and he flips to his back and Drake flips forward and has a pin on Sosa hooking both legs!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SOSA REVERSES IT INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN!!
Jake Mercer: NO! DRAKE KICKS OUT AND BOTH MEN ARE RACING TO THEIR FEET! SOSA IS UP FIRST AND DRIVES HIS KNEE FULL FORCE INTO THE SIDE OF DRAKE KING’S HEAD! Drake doesn’t seem to have a clue where he is and now Sosa once again goes for the enziguri to the head of Drake, and it connects! You can hear the echo from the shot to the head from the empty Dome! SOSA RUNS TO THE ROPES AND THEN RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE ROPES AND….SOSA SPEARS THE ABSOLUTE LIFE OUT OF DRAKE KING! SOSA GOES FOR THE COVER ONCE AGAIN!!
Flannery McCoy: Drake King pops the shoulder up once more! Sosa now scoots over to the corner and pulls himself up, Drake King on the other end of the ring is pulling himself up using the ropes for leverage holding his midsection from the spear he took just a second ago, Sosa walks over and now grabs the hair of Drake, BUT DRAKE THROWS A HARD FOREARM RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF SOSA HENDERSON! SUPERKICK FROM DRAKE KING! THE SUPERKICK CAUSES SOSA TO STUMBLE BACK AND HE DOESN’T HAVE A CLUE WHERE HE IS! DRAKE RUNS AT SOSA ONCE MORE FOR THE GUILLOTINE–
Stew-O: BUT SOSA CATCHES DRAKE BY THE LEGS AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! SOSA HAS BOTH OF DRAKE’S LEGS HOOKED AND HE DROPS DOWN LAUNCHING DRAKE KING!! DRAKE KING IS AIRBORNE INTO THE CORNER–HOLY SHIT! DRAKE WAS LAUNCHED TOO HIGH AND HE HITS FACE FIRST OFF THE TOP OF THE RING POST!! DRAKE IS HANGING THERE AND HIS FACE IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!!
Jake Mercer: THE PARAGON IS DRIPPING BLOOD NOW FROM HIS NOSE! DRAKE IS PANICKING IN THE RING HOLDING HIS NOSE AND SOSA WALKS UP BEHIND DRAKE AND LIFTS HIM UP—SPINNING BLUE THUNDER BOMB FROM SOSA CONNECTS RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! THE PIN FROM SOSA!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE FINDS A WAY TO KICK OUT AGAIN! But Sosa pops up immediately and has Drake by his legs again–SHARPSHOOTER!! SOSA HENDERSON TRANSITIONED INTO THE SHARPSHOOTER RIGHT AFTER THE KICKOUT AND DRAKE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!
Stew-O: Drake King is screaming in pain as his face is a bloody mess from his nose! Drake is still dripping blood onto the mat as he’s trying to find some way out of this submission hold! Drake is scrambling to the ropes–BUT SOSA DRAGS DRAKE RIGHT BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! DRAKE IS IN SERIOUS TROUBLE RIGHT NOW! IS HE GOING TO TAP OUT HERE?! HE HAS HIS RIGHT HAND UP IN THE AIR–
Jake Mercer: OUR WORLD CHAMPION IS REFUSING TO TAP AS HE SHAKES HIS HEAD NO TO THE OFFICIAL! SOSA WRENCHES DOWN AND APPLIES THE MAXIMUM PRESSURE ON DRAKE!
SOSA Henderson(no mic): TAP!! TAP YOU BLAND BORING PIECE OF SHIT!!
Drake King(no mic): NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NNNNNOOOO!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE OUT OF PURE ADRENALINE BEGINS CRAWLING AND DRAGGING SOSA AND HE GRABS AHOLD OF THE BOTTOM ROPE! Sosa is forced to let go of the submission, but that doesn’t stop him as he grabs the legs of Drake and tries dragging him to the center of the ring to go for the Sharpshooter again, but Drake is holding on to that bottom rope for dear life refusing to let Sosa drag him anywhere! Drag uses his legs and uses his momentum and throws Sosa through the middle rope with his feet and Sosa lands on the outside floor! Sosa lands on his feet on the outside though and he wastes no time getting back in the ring, Sosa hops on the apron now to go back on the attack–
Jake Mercer: As Sosa is getting back in the ring in the second rope, Drake throws a kick underneath and it connects to the face of Sosa! Sosa is hanging through the second rope and Drake gets in position near the ropes, WHAT THE HELL IS HE SETTING UP FOR HERE?!
Stew-O: SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB FROM DRAKE KING OFF THE APRON AND SOSA LANDS HEAD FIRST ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!! JESUS CHRIST THAT HAD TO HURT AS SOSA LANDED HARD ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Drake King right away picks up Sosa and throws him back inside the ring, Drake follows suit rolling back in the ring and he’s slowly starting to circle the ring like a predator stalking it’s prey as Sosa is trying to shake out the cobwebs on the mat, Sosa is on two knees now AND DRAKE RUNS AT SOSA FOR THE CURB STOMP!!
Jake Mercer: BBBRRROOKKKEEENN DDRRREEAAAMMM!!!!! DRAKE SPIKES THE HEAD OF SOSA HENDERSON INTO THE MAT! DRAKE DROPS DOWN NOW FOR THE COVER!!
Stew-O: NO!!! SOMEHOW SOSA HENDERSON GETS HIS SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND!!
Flannery McCoy: Drake has a look of pure shock, him along with prolly everybody thought that was going to be enough to retain his World Championship, but Sosa lives to fight on! Drake stands and begins picking up Sosa off the mat, Drake has his arm wrapped around the head of Sosa, and Sosa out of nowhere drives Drake back into the corner! Shoulder thrust from Sosa! Another one from Sosa! Is this a last gasp attempt for Sosa right now?! Sosa stands and begins throwing several kicks to the midsection of Drake in the corner! Drake is cornered and has nowhere to go!
Jake Mercer: Sosa throws a forearm to the face of Drake–BUT DRAKE CAUGHT THE ARM AND SWITCHES PLACES WITH SOSA PLACING SOSA IN THE CORNER NOW! MORE KNIFE EDGE CHOPS CONNECT FROM DRAKE ON SOSA! Drake King now places Sosa on the top rope and Drake King goes up top with Sosa and he’s going for the superplex perhaps, but Sosa is throwing several body shots in desperation to save himself from this situation he’s in right now! He manages to get Drake to loosen his grip just a little bit, and now both men are exchanging shots at each other back and forth on the top rope! This is a very dangerous situation for both of these guys right now! Both men are battling for control of one another on the top rope…BUT OH MY GOD–
Stew-O: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! SOSA BACK BODY DROPS DRAKE FROM THE TOP ROPE AND DRAKE LANDS BACK FIRST ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! :damn: !!!!
Flannery McCoy: Drake is like a fish out of water right now, he is in some serious pain on the outside and Sosa sees that from the top rope and a side smirk crosses the face of Sosa now! SOSA STANDS ON THE TOP ROPE–
Jake Mercer: SOSA BOMB FROM THE TOP TO DRAKE ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!
Stew-O: Sosa didn’t get all of it though as he only got about half of Drake on the landing, I think he might have just done more damage to himself on that risk he just took from the top rope! Both competitors are down now on the outside and both competitors are in serious pain right now, and the referee begins his count inside the ring!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!! FOUR!!
Jake Mercer: Both guys are still down and out on the ground. Drake is a bloody mess from his face and he’s holding his back as he’s crawling to the other end of the ring as Sosa still has yet to move!
Flannery McCoy: Drake somehow grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself up and barely manages to slip inside the ring! I don’t really think Drake cares how he retains his title, as long as he walks into Pain For Pride with the championship around his waist! Now can Sosa make the count is the question!’
Stew-O: Sosa is barely moving, and Sosa uses the steps and crawls up the steps but he still has yet to make it in the ring!
Jake Mercer: Drake sits in the corner on the farther side of the ring holding his back and just watches!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA MAKES IT TO THE TOP HALF OF THE STEPS, AND HE GRABS THE ROPE NEXT TO HIM! IS HE GONNA MAKE IT?! :lupe:
Jake Mercer: NO!! THE PARAGON RETAINS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA TAKES A LEAP FROM THE STEPS AND SLIDES UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE BACK INTO THE RING!! THAT WAS THE CLOSEST CALL YOU COULD EVER MAKE!
Stew-O: Drake on the other side of the ring looks extremely annoyed thinking he had an easy way out to Pain For Pride but Sosa isn’t making it easy for him! Drake sees Sosa stirring on the mat and sets him up for Broken Dream once more to finally finish this match–BUT SOSA SEES IT COMING AND COUNTERS WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AND DRAKE GOES FACE FIRST OFF THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE! SOSA IS ON HIS FEET AND SEES DRAKE ABOUT TO TURN AROUND AND SOSA RUNS TO THE ROPES ONCE MORE FOR DEADSHOT–BUT DRAKE REVERSES IT INTO A SLINGBLADE!! DRAKE FOLLOWS UP AND KICKS SOSA IN THE MIDSECTION AND LIFTS HIM UP IN A SUPLEX POSITION–FALCON ARROW!! DRAKE GRABS AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!! ONCE AGAIN SOSA STAYS ALIVE!! DRAKE IS IN UTTER DISBELIEF! A smirk now crosses the face of Drake as he gets to his feet, WHAT IS HE THINKING–
Flannery McCoy: OH NO! DRAKE IS MOCKING HEART BREAK BOY! DRAKE’S IN THE CORNER AND SLOWLY STOMPING HIS LEG ON THE MAT! DRAKE HAS A SICK SMILE ON HIS FACE AS HE WAITS FOR SOSA TO RISE UP! DRAKE’S GONNA TRY USING THE MOVE OF THE HALL OF FAMER WHOSE CAREER HE ENDED AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION 2018 TO TRY BEATING HIS PROTEGE HERE RIGHT NOW! SOSA IS UP–
Stew-O: GGGOLLDDDDPPPRRRINNNNTTTTT!!!!!! DRAKE GOES FOR HEART BREAK BOY’S SIGNATURE SUPERKICK!!
Jake Mercer: BUT SOSA PULLED THE REFEREE IN FRONT OF HIM AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND AND THE GOLDPRINT CONNECTS TO THE REFEREE! SOSA JUST SAVED HIMSELF IN ANY WAY HE POSSIBLY COULD! HOLY HELL!!!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE LOOKS DOWN AT THE REFEREE SHOCKED AT WHAT HE JUST DID…OH NO!!! TURN AROUND DRAKE–
Stew-O: SSSSTTEEAAALLL YYYYOOOO BBBIITTCCCHHHH!!! RKO OUTTA NOWHERE CONNECTS FROM SOSA! BUT THERE’S NO REFEREE!! GOD DAMN! SOSA IS UPSET BUT HE HAS NO ONE TO BLAME BUT HIMSELF, HE THREW THE REFEREE IN THE WAY OF DRAKE’S SUPERKICK! SOSA GOES TO PICK UP DRAKE BUT DRAKE FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! HOW IS THIS ONE GONNA END?!
Jake Mercer: “Steal Yo Bitch”, could you imagine Sosa and Sierra Bradford tho?….If Drake and her are even still a thing. :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: Sosa from in the ring looks down to the outside floor at Drake King lying motionless and Sosa exits through the middle rope. Sosa picks up Drake King now and tosses him head first over the barricade, Sosa follows suit behind Drake and hops over the barricade! The referee is down from the Goldprint and now both Drake and Sosa are battling it out in the empty crowd here in the Dome of Doom!
Stew-O: Sosa picks up the struggling Drake and throws a vicious right hand knocking Drake back to the concrete floor! Drake is trying his best to escape Sosa but Sosa is right on him! Drake now is on his hands and knees trying to crawl away! Sosa is laughing now as he walks after Drake…AND WOAH! DRAKE TOSSES A RINGSIDE CHAIR AT THE HEAD OF SOSA HENDERSON! That was enough to get a little bit of separation Drake was trying to create, but not for long because Sosa walks up to Drake and pulls him by the hair–
Jake Mercer: DRAKE KING GRABS A SODA CUP OFF THE GERMAN ANNOUNCE TABLE IN THE SIDE AREA OF THE CROWD AND TURNS AROUND AND THROWS IT INTO THE EYES OF SOSA HENDERSON!! SOSA IS HOLDING HIS EYES IN SOME PAIN!
German Announcer: WAS MACHST DU GERADE?!?!
Stew-O: Drake grabs a monitor off the German announce table and smacks Sosa on top of the skull with it! Drake King now lays Sosa down on the German announce table! Drake is relentless now throwing several right hands at the head of Sosa now to try keeping him down on the table! Drake King looks around at his surroundings and he eyes the railing, and Drake begins to ascend up the railing! WHAT THE HELL IS HE GONNA DO?!
Jake Mercer: Drake King is standing on the railing now looking down at Sosa laying on the announce table, and now Drake King balances himself on the railing, we have no idea what he’s gonna go for, BUT WHAT THE HELL–
Flannery McCoy: SOSA LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL HOPS OFF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE LIKE HE WAS PLAYING DEAD AND HE RUNS UP THE RAILING MEETING DRAKE KING AT THE TOP OF IT! DRAKE KING LOOKS LIKE HE HAS JUST SEEN A GHOST!! OH MY GOD–
Jake Mercer: SOSA HAS DRAKE BY THE HEAD….SPANISH FLY!!!!! THE STANDING BACKFLIP SOMERSAULT TO DRAKE ONTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE FROM THE RAILING!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA MAY HAVE JUST ENDED DRAKE KING RIGHT THERE! BUT HE’S GOTTA FIND SOME WAY TO GET HIM OUT OF THE CROWD BACK INTO THE RING TO WIN THE TITLE! Sosa rolls away from the table rubble and pulls himself up slowly with an EAW Crew equipment box! Sosa walks over to Drake and Drake is completely out cold, Sosa picks up Drake from the concrete floor and casually tosses him to his left and now Sosa and Drake are on the left side of the top of the ramp in the below area! Sosa grabs Drake up once again and connects with an uppercut to the jaw and Drake is holding himself up against a table with electrical equipment! Sosa is picking apart Drake right now, jumping enziguri connects to the head of Drake and Drake now drops to one knee! SOSA NOW FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SOCCER KICK RIGHT TO DRAKE’S FACE! DRAKE STARTS TO BLEED FROM THE FACE ONCE MORE AS IS NOW ON BOTH KNEES! AND SOSA CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE JAW OF DRAKE DROPPING DRAKE TO THE FLOOR ONCE AGAIN!
(Sosa looks around him and at Drake motionless on the floor. Sosa then looks upward at the stage.)
Stew-O: NO WAY! SOSA WALKS OVER TO THE SIDE OF THE STAGE AND BEGINS ASCENDING UP!! SOSA IS SCALING UP THE SET!!! :damn: PLEASE NO!!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA IS TAKING ANY RISK NECESSARY TO TAKE DRAKE OUT! DRAKE IS COMPLETELY MOTIONLESS RIGHT NOW! SOSA ISN’T LOOKING TO MAYBE KEEP DRAKE DOWN, HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE HE KEEPS HIM DOWN GUARANTEED! THIS MAY BE TOO FAR THOUGH, PLEASE SOSA, THINK OF YOUR HEALTH!
Stew-O: SOSA NOW IS STANDING ON A SMALL PLATFORM OVER 30 FEET IN THE AIR ON THE STAGE! DRAKE IS SLOWLY PULLING HIMSELF UP ON THE GROUND AND SOSA SEES THIS! DRAKE STUMBLES AND TURNS AROUND!
(Sosa says a prayer to himself, crosses his chest, and then points a finger to the sky.)
Stew-O: SOSA HENDERSON LEAPS OFF THE SET FOR A CROSSBODY!! NOOOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: HOLY FUCK!! DRAKE MOVED AND SOSA CRASHED AND BURNED RIGHT ON TOP OF THE TABLE BEHIND DRAKE WITH ALL THE ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT!!! :damn:
(Some sparks are flying from the equipment as Sosa lays unconscious in the mess from what just transpired. Drake King, a few feet away looks as if his life just flashed before his very eyes. Medical personnel begin to make their way out with a stretcher.)
Stew-O: Sosa took a HUGE risk right there and it didn’t pay off. Not only does it look like he won’t become World Champion tonight, but it looks like he might not even make it to Pain For Pride. What a damn shame, and our EAW medical team is strapping Sosa to a gurney.
(The medical team lifts the gurney up and begins to wheel out Sosa.)
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!–
Stew-O: DRAKE KING JUST STORMED OVER AND PUSHES SOME MEDICS OUT OF THE WAY AND HE FLIPS THE GURNEY OVER! WHAT IS DRAKE DOING?!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE NOW AGGRESSIVELY UNSTRAPS SOSA FROM THE STRETCHER AND PICKS HIM UP AND HAS HIM IN A HEADLOCK AS HE WALKS HIM BACK TO THE RING! THE REFEREE THAT WAS KNOCKED OUT SEVERAL MINUTES AGO FROM THE SUPERKICK FROM DRAKE IS NOW COMING TO IN THE RING AS DRAKE APPROACHES THE RING WITH SOSA, HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN THE CROWD AND BY THE STAGE SET!
Drake King(no mic as he walks Sosa to the ring): NUH UH!! I’M ENDING YOU JUST LIKE HOW I ENDED YOUR OVERRATED OLD BUM YOU CALL A MENTOR!
Jake Mercer: Drake wants to humiliate and pin Sosa to retain the title! He throws Sosa in the ring and slides back in and makes the cover!!
Stew-O: SOSA KICKS OUT!!!! HOW IN THE FUCK DID HE JUST KICK OUT?!?!?!
Drake King(off mic): FRICK! FRICK! FRICK! FRICK! FRICK!!!!!
Jake Mercer: I mean, I get his anger, how did Sosa kick out?! Sosa is refusing to quit and Drake isn’t happy! Drake stands up on his feet now and puts his boot to Sosa’s face and rubs his boot across his face! Drake towers over Sosa as Sosa is trying to just crawl on the ground, and now Drake picks up Sosa by the head–
Flannery McCoy: INSIDE CRADLE FROM SOSA!!!!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE ESCAPES IT! DRAKE IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET QUICKER THAN SOSA NOW AND DRIVES HIS KNEE TO THE FACE OF SOSA AND SOSA IS KNOCKED BACK INTO THE CORNER! DRAKE RUNS AND CONNECTS WITH A SPLASH IN THE CORNER ON SOSA! DRAKE NOW THROWS SEVERAL CLOTHESLINE SHOTS TO SOSA IN THE CORNER! DRAKE LIFTS SOSA TO THE TOP ROPE ONCE AGAIN! DRAKE GOES UP TOP WITH HIM AND RAINS DOWN SHOTS TO SOSA’S HEAD! DRAKE BENDS SOSA DOWN AND HOOKS THE RIGHT LEG OF SOSA!…..DRAKE KING IS GOING FOR AN AVALANCHE DAWN OF JUSTICE FROM THE TOP ROPE! THE SINGLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER!!
Stew-O: NO!!! SOSA HENDERSON IS HOLDING THE TURNBUCKLE FOR DEAR LIFE TRYING TO SAVE HIMSELF! DRAKE LETS GO AND BOTH MEN ARE BATTLING EXCHANGING SHOTS ONCE AGAIN ON THE TOP ROPE! SOSA SEEMS TO BE TAKING CONTROL AS DRAKE KING IS TEETERING ON THE TOP ROPE! HEADBUTT FROM SOSA! DRAKE IS STILL TEETERING!—-SOSA LIFTS HIS LEG AND CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SKULL OF DRAKE…AND DRAKE FALLS BACK FIRST TO THE MAT FROM THE TOP ROPE! SOSA STANDS TALL ON THE TOP ROPE, HOW HE’S STILL GOING IS NOTHING SHORT OF A MIRACLE RIGHT NOW! AND SOSA LEAPS FROM THE TOP ROPE–
Flannery McCoy: HEARTBREAK ELBOW CONNECTS RIGHT TO THE HEART OF DRAKE FROM SOSA HENDERSON!! A NICE LITTLE TRIBUTE TO HIS MENTOR HEART BREAK BOY THERE!
Jake Mercer: SOSA IS FEELING IT NOW! HE’S RUNNING ON ADRENALINE RIGHT NOW, AND SOSA WALKS OVER TO THE ROPES ONE LAST TIME AND HE CLIMBS UP….SOSA BALANCES HIMSELF AND HE HAS DRAKE IN HIS SIGHTS–
PPPAAAIIIDDDDD IIIIIINNNN FFFFFUULLLLL!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BEAUTIFULLY EXECUTED BY SOSA! THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP RIGHT TO DRAKE’S FACE! ARE WE GONNA CROWN A NEW CHAMPION?!?!
Stew-O: SOSA’S THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE KING GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!
Stew-O: SOSA DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO RIGHT NOW AS HE LAYS DOWN EXHAUSTED, THINKING THAT MAY HAVE JUST BEEN HIS BEST SHOT! SOSA SITS UP IN SERIOUS PAIN THAT HE’S BEEN PUT THROUGH THROUGHOUT THIS MATCH AND HE THINKS WHAT TO DO NEXT! AFTER A FEW MOMENTS, SOSA IS BACK UP AND HE BEGINS PICKING DRAKE UP OFF THE MAT, HE HAS HIS ARM WRAPPED AROUND DRAKE’S HEAD–AND DRAKE SLAPS SOSA’S HANDS AWAY AND BREAKS FREE AND HITS A SPINNING KICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF SOSA! BOTH MEN ARE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING IN PAIN, WHO WANTS TO HEADLINE PAIN FOR PRIDE MORE NOW IS THE QUESTION WE’RE ALL ASKING!!
Flannery McCoy: RIGHT HAND FROM DRAKE! RIGHT HAND FROM SOSA! AGAIN FROM DRAKE! AGAIN FROM SOSA! DRAKE! SOSA! DRAKE! SOSA!
Jake Mercer: SOSA NOW IS THE ONE WHO SEEMS TO HAVE TAKEN CONTROL! SOSA NOW HAS THE MOMENTUM THROWING SEVERAL RIGHT HANDS AT DRAKE! SOSA TAKES A FEW STEPS BACK AND GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK—BUT DRAKE DUCKS IT AND GOES FOR A HIGH KNEE AND IT CONNECTS! HE DRIVES HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO SOSA’S FACE…..AND OH GOD!–
Stew-O: SSSTTTTOOLLLLLEEE YYYYOOO BBIIITTCCCH!!!!!! SOSA CONNECTS WITH THE RKO OUTTA NOWHERE!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT DRAKE PUSHES SOSA FORWARD OFF OF HIM! SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF SOSA’S HEAD! SOSA’S STUNNED!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE RUNS TO THE ROPES–
Stew-O: GUILLOTINE CONNECTS!! DRAKE HOOKS THE LEG OF SOSA!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘This is Your Life’ by The Dust Brothers & Tyler Durden hits as Drake lets go of the leg and lays next to SOSA absolutely exhausted from the battle he just went through. The referee hand both the World and Unified Tag Titles to Drake as he gets to one knee with his face a bloody mess. The referee raises Drake’s hand as Drake stands in pain holding both championships.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…AND SSSTTTTIILLLLL THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION……DDDRRRRAAKKKEEEE KKKIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: STILL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT KANG! STILL CHAMP CHAMP! DRAKE KING IS GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE AS WORLD CHAMPION!
Stew-O: What a battle from SOSA Henderson, he nearly got killed and still almost became World Champion multiple times tonight. I know for sure this is only the first of MANY World Championship opportunities for this young man! Nothing at all to be ashamed of here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: All the credit to Sosa tonight but even more credit to Drake, he proved why he’s the World Champion tonight and he went the extra mile to ensure he retained.
Jake Mercer: One down…one more to go for Drake tonight!
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(“Land of the Innocent” by Feathers hits, as Sarah Price steps out onto the stage with a huge smile. She looks directly into the camera beside her, and salutes for all of the fans watching at home. She then proceeds to walk down then entrance ramp with a little hop in her step, as the camera follows her towards the ring)
Stew-O: And here is Sarah Price. A few weeks-
Jake Mercer: I got this one Stew! Here’ Sarah Price! Did you all know that Sarah’s last name is Price because she likes to cash in on every and any opportunity she could get? For example, her number one contenders match for this match right here! She was able to defeat Alexis Chambers with the help of outside interference in order to get herself into the position she is in right now! An ultimate opportunist if you ask me!
(Flannery McCoy slaps Jake Mercer right across the face)
Jake Mercer: (Grabbing at his cheek) Ouch! What was that for?
Flannery McCoy: I’m not going to just let you sit here and talk about Sarah like that when you KNOW she wasn’t a fan of the way that she earned her spot into this match! She’s stated it time and time again that she would have rather won fairly without any help. She’s got a kind heart and would never want to win that way, but there is only so much that she could do, and since she’s in this match right now, she’s not going to hold herself back. She’s upset about it, but hey.. She’s here now!
Stew-O: That’s right Flannery! And after Sarah Price’s SASS partner, Sierra Bradford was injured at Grand Rampage by the hands of The Visual Prophet, her mind has been set on one thing.. Dethroning the reigning Specialists Champion. She’s gone on to write her partner a letter informing her that she’s coming after the Specialists Champion and that she’s winning this for the both of them. The relationship between those two young Elitists hasn’t been lost. A very genuine and real friendship is what they have, and that’s hard to find here in Elite Answers Wresting.
Flannery McCoy: But this just makes you wonder. Will Sarah Price be able to do what Sierra Bradford couldn’t do? Darcy has stated that this will be her easiest title defense yet. Will Sarah be able to prove that to be false?
Stew-O: I don’t know Flannery. Darcy May Morgan is a rare breed here in EAW. She’s defended her championship multiple times at the highest level and against the best competition. The bar has been set. We’ll see if Sarah will be able to surpass that bar and do what none of the other women before her couldn’t.
(Sarah Price is seen standing on the corner turnbuckles. She leaps down and lands on her feet in the middle of the ring, and begins jumping up and down to keep warm as her music eventually fades)
(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azaela hits, as Darcy May Morgan steps out onto the stage with two body guards on both sides of her. She’s wearing some stylish shades over her face and has the EAW Specialists Championship wrapped around her waist. Darcy May Morgan looks to the left, then back over to the right. She then turns around and begins to shake her hips for the camera before taking her shades off and handing them to her security guard, Wallace. Darcy May Morgan then spins around to face towards the ring, and begins make her way down the entrance ramp. As she walks down, her security guards peel off and go backstage after Darcy signals them to leave.)
Jake Mercer: And here is the Dropkick Darling, Darcy May Morgan! She has held her Specialists Championship for so long, as it seems virtually impossible to take that championship away from her.
Stew-O: That is absolutely right. She’s overcame a Specialists Chamber, defeated the likes of Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and Sierra Bradford, she’s been quarantined and kept away by Dr. Bethany Blue, she’s had her shoulder ripped out of its socket, and she’s still managed to keep that Specialists Championship in her possession. Darcy May Morgan is currently the longest reigning current champion as we speak, and it is not without reason. This woman is a straight fighter that comes into each and every match with intensity.
Flannery McCoy: Sarah Price and Darcy May Morgan could be looked at as polar opposites. Darcy has gone on to state multiple times that dreams like the one that Sarah Price has don’t come true when stacked up against a champion like herself. But I don’t see why Darcy would think otherwise when she is in fact the Dream Killer here in the Specialist Division. The princess known as Sarah Price is up against the Queen of this Division, Darcy May Morgan.
Jake Mercer: A little off topic, but did you guys hear the diss track that Darcy dropped on Sarah earlier this week? I have it bumping on my playlist heavily. She needs to get herself onto FunkFlex or Sway in the Morning to drop some bars.
Stew-O: It was a really nice track! But yeah, Darcy was in the middle of almost defeating Sienna Jade last week. What could possibly have been her biggest win of her career, and if not, definitely one of them, but before she could get the victory, Sarah Price came out to the ring to speak her mind after Darcy was talking trash about Sarah the entire match. As a result, Darcy allowed herself to get distracted, and Sienna Jade took complete advantage of that and took the victory. We all know Darcy not only wants to beat Sarah Price to defend her championship, but she also wants to beat Sarah Price to get back at her for costing the Leading Lady a major victory.
(Darcy May Morgan and Sarah Price are seen standing in opposite corners from one another, as Stephie Love is in the center of them holding a microphone up to her mouth)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for ONE FALL!!!! And it is for the EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!! Introducing the challenger, from London, UK, weighing in at 121lbs!!!! SARAHHHHHHHHHHHH PRICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(Sarah raises her hand in the air, and continues keeping herself warm by bouncing up and down)
Stephie Love: And her opponent.. From London, England!!! Weighing in at 130lbs!!!! She is the SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!!! DARCY!!!!!!!! MAY!!!!!!!!!! MORGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Darcy May Morgan unstraps her championship belt from around her waist and raises it in the air, as she maintains a cold stare towards Sarah Price. She lowers her championship and hands it over to the referee, as he walks over and hands it over to the timekeeper.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we go! There’s the bell and we are ready to get this match going! Sarah Price and Darcy May Morgan walk towards one another, meeting in the center of the ring.. AND DARCY MAY MORGAN SLAPS SARAH PRICE RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE WITH HER RIGHT HAND!!! That was a disrespectful shot by Darcy May Morgan right out of the gates!
Flannery McCoy: That slap has Sarah Price grabbing her cheek as it nearly turns her all the way around! Darcy maintains an emotionless face as it is clear that she means business tonight! Sarah Price now turns to face Darcy. AND DARCY WITH ANOTHER SLAP ACROSS THE FACE!!! THIS TIME IT IS WITH HER LEFT HAND ON THE OTHER SIDE OF SARAH’S FACE!!! Again, the slap quarter turns Sarah’s body as Sarah again grabs at her cheek!!
Jake Mercer: Darcy May Morgan with two nasty strikes onto Sarah Price early on! The Dropkick Darling really trying to get inside the head of her opponent here.
Darcy May Morgan(Off-Mic): How does that feel princess? Fairy tales are nothing more than a story to give false hope to insignificant women like yourself!
Stew-O: AND NOW DARCY SHOVING SARAH PRICE FROM THE SIDE AS SARAH FALLS DOWN INTO A SEATED POSITION IN THE CORNER!!!
Darcy May Morgan(Off-Mic): This is reality. This is the real stuff. If you wanted your happily ever after, then you picked the wrong champion to do that against.
Stew-O: Darcy May Morgan is really talking a lot of smack early on in this match! She stands in front of Sarah Price who is sitting in the corner with her head facing downwards! Sarah Price slowly reaches up to grab the top rope, and uses it to pull herself up to a standing position in the corner.. AND DARCY MAY MORGAN WITH A THIRD SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF SARAH PRICE!!!!! Sarah is turned to her side as her shoulder is leaned up against that turnbuckle. She covers her face as that last slap could be felt here at ringside!!!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy is really going at her challenger right now! She said that this was going to be her easiest title defense so far, but I didn’t think she would come into this match this much intensity!
Darcy May Morgan(Off-Mic): (getting even closer to Sarah Price in the corner, trying to get in her face, as Sarah still covers it.) The Sweating Lady? I’m not even breaking a sweat as I’m slapping some sense across your precious little face..
Flannery McCoy: I have no idea what could be going through the mind of Sarah Price early on in this match. She’s been told by Darcy before that she never even earned this opportunity in the first place. Now that Sarah Price realizes what she’s up against, I don’t know how she could maintain the mentality to actually overcome the dominance of Darcy May Morgan!
Stew-O: WAIT A SECOND FLANNERY! Sarah Price uncovers her face and looks directly at Darcy May Morgan.. AND SHE’S SMILING!!! Sarah Price has a smile on her face after everything Darcy May Morgan has said and done to her early on in this match!! Darcy May Morgan looks confused as she takes a step back! But Darcy quickly shakes it off as she charges at Sarah Price with a corner clothesline!!! NO!!! Sarah Price ducks under the arm, as Darcy slams back first into the corner!! Sarah Price quickly getting on the attack as she connects with a forearm that lands directly onto Darcy May Morgan’s jaw! And another by Sarah Price in the corner! Sarah now kicking Darcy in the abdomen, then grabbing her by the arm! And Sarah whips Darcy May Morgan across the ring! Darcy crashes against the opposite turnbuckle, as she leans back against it!!
Jake Mercer: Sarah Price is really starting to get some offense going right here!
Flannery McCoy: Sarah is at the opposite corner from Darcy May Morgan, and she charges at her!! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE ABDOMEN OF DARCY MAY MORGAN IN THE CORNER!!! IT CONNECTS!!! Sarah now backing out of the corner, as Darcy slowly stumbles out and away from the turnbuckles towards her opponent! AND SARAH PRICE SLAPS DARCY MAY MORGAN ACROSS THE FACE!!! THE SOUND OF HER HAND SMACKING THE SIDE OF DARCY’S FACE ECHOES AROUND THIS EMPTY ARENA!!!!
Jake Mercer: I don’t think the Dropkick Darling liked that, as she now looks at Sarah Price with an angered facial expression!! And Darcy May Morgan charges at Sarah and goes for a right hand!! No!! Sarah Price ducks underneath the arm and gets behind Darcy May Morgan! Darcy turns around! DROPKICK BY SARAH PRICE!!! That connects as well, as Darcy instantly falls down to the canvas! Sarah back up to her feet as she turns around and runs to the ropes behind her! Sarah Price bounces back off the ropes, as Darcy May Morgan is getting back up to her feet!! Sarah leaps into the air, and connects with a hurricanrana that sends the champion back down to the canvas!! Sarah again pops up to her feet, and is making her way towards Darcy May Morgan! But Darcy quickly rolling under the bottom rope and steps down onto the ringside floor! I don’t think Darcy was ready for all of that to happen!
Stew-O: Darcy is standing at ringside, as she looks up at Sarah Price in the ring. Sarah begins to take a few steps closer to the edge of the ring as she looks back down at Darcy May Morgan with yet bright smile on her face!
Sarah Price(Off-Mic): Are you sweating now?
Flannery McCoy: Darcy May Morgan is frustrated, as she slaps her hand down hard onto the ring apron and slides back into the ring! Darcy back up to her feet, but Sarah with a kick to the side of her leg! That kick lands right above the champions left knee! Darcy clutches at her leg and stumbles forward a bit! BUT SARAH WITH ANOTHER POWERFUL KICK TO DARCY’S LEFT LEG! Sarah takes a step back then goes for a third kick!! No! This time Darcy catches Sarah’s leg and keeps a hold of it! And now the champion drives her elbow into the quadricep of Sarah Price! Darcy tosses Sarah’s leg back down as her foot plants against the canvas! Sarah bends over in pain from that elbow shot a few moments ago as she clutches at her right leg!
Jake Mercer: Darcy grabs the bent over Sarah Price by the head and drives her knee right into the face of the challenger!! Sarah Price instantly pops up as that knee forces her to stand straight up! She may be seeing stars after that knee to the face! FACE ACHE!!!! DARCY JUST CONNECTED WITH HER SUPERKICK RIGHT INTO THE JAW OF SARAH PRICE!!! Sarah stumbles back as she ends up falling back against the ring ropes! She bounces back towards Darcy May Morgan!!! SITOUT SPINEBUSTER BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!! IT CONNECTS!!! Darcy hooks the leg!!!
Stew-O: Kickout by Sarah Price!!! Darcy May Morgan quickly getting back up to her feet. She gets right back on the attack with a kick to the side of the ribcage! Sarah is turned onto her stomach from that kick, but then is turned right back onto her back after Darcy connects with a vicious kick to her abdomen!! Sarah Price is clutching at her stomach, as Darcy walks towards her head and connects with a knee drop that plants her knee right into the face of Sarah Price!!!
Jake Mercer: This is where Darcy May Morgan is the most dangerous. Once she gets in a groove it’s nearly impossible for her opposition to make a comeback!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy now gets up to her feet, as she bends down and grabs at Sarah Price’s head and hair!! She pulls Sarah up into a seated position, then quickly uses Sarah’s hair to slam the back of her head back down onto the canvas!! Sarah clutches at the back of her head, as she rolls over to the side of the ring! Sarah uses the bottom rope to pull herself towards the corner and gets herself into a seated position in the corner! Darcy May Morgan looks like at Sarah Price and charges right at her!!! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE OF SARAH PRICE SITTING IN THE CORNER!!!! Darcy May Morgan is really taking control of this match and she is loving every second of it!!
Stew-O: Darcy now grabs Sarah and pulls her up into a standing position as Sarah now leans up against the turnbuckle! Darcy May Morgan stands beside Sarah Price and wraps her arms around her head!!! RUNNING BULLDOG FROM OUT OF THE CORNER BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!! NO!!!! SARAH PRICE SLIPS HER HEAD FREE AND PUSHES THE CHAMPION OFF AS DARCY MAY MORGAN LOSES HER GRIP ON SARAH BEFORE COMPLETING THE MOVE!!! Darcy looks back at Sarah Price who is taking a step out of the corner behind her!!!
Jake Mercer: FACE ACHE!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN JUST CONNECTED WITH A SECOND SUPERKICK AS THIS TIME IT SENDS SARAH PRICE CRASHING BACK AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLES!!!!!
Stew-O: And now Darcy makes her way towards Sarah in the corner and connects with a strong right handed punch onto the challenger! Another one by Darcy May Morgan as Sarah looks completely out of it!!! Darcy May Morgan now wraps her arms around the body of Sarah Price and lifts Sarah up onto the middle rope. She’s holding Sarah in position!! It looks like she wants to go for her Darling Drop!!!
Flannery McCoy: Wait no!! Sarah Price holds onto the ropes beside her and wildly kicks Darcy May Morgan! She isn’t aiming her kicks, she’s just kicking the champion any way she can to keep Darcy away from her!! Darcy May Morgan takes a step back, but then attempts to go back after Sarah Price who is standing on that middle rope in the corner!!! BUT SARAH WITH A STRONG KICK THAT CATCHES DARCY RIGHT ACROSS THE MOUTH!!! That kick forced Darcy to turn around as she is clutching at her lips!! Darcy quickly turns back around though!!! DROPKICK BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!! IT CONNECTS ONTO SARAH PRICE, AS SARAH FALLS OVER THE TOP ROPE FROM THE CORNER!!! Sarah grabbing at the ring ropes on her way down, as she lands onto her shoulder on the ring apron!!!
Stew-O: That’s the hardest part of the ring right there, and Sarah Price just went right over the top rope as her shoulder drove right into it!
Jake Mercer: Darcy May Morgan gets back up to her feet. Again, she clutches at her mouth for a brief second, as she is still feeling the effects of those wildly thrown kicks from Sarah Price moments ago! The Champion licks her lips, as it looks like her lip was busted open! Darcy turns her head and looks at Sarah Price on the ring apron. Sarah is slowly using the ropes to help her get up to her feet. Darcy May Morgan runs to the opposite side of the ring! She rebounds off of the ropes at that end! Sarah Price now back up to her feet on the ring apron!!! Darcy is charging right at her!!! SUICIDE SPEAR!!!!!!!! NO!!!!! SARAH PRICE SIDE STEPS, AS DARCY MAY MORGAN GOES FLYING BETWEEN THE MIDDLE AND TOP ROPES AND PLANTS DOWN ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy is slowly working up to her hands and knees. That landing had to have taken a lot out of her! Sarah Price is breathing heavy as she stands on the ring apron. She turns around as she faces towards her opponent who is working her way up to her feet!! Darcy stands up! She turns around in the direction of Sarah Price!! Sarah leaps off of the apron!!! DIVING DDT!!! SARAH PRICE JUST PLANTED THE CHAMPIONS HEAD INTO THE GROUND AT RINGSIDE!!! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN!!!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four…
Jake Mercer: Sarah Price is slowly making her way up to her feet. Darcy is down on her hands and knees. Sarah Price now standing straight up, as she grabs Darcy by the head and hair. She wraps her leg around the back of the Champions head!!! LEG DROP DDT BY SARAH PRICE!!! IT CONNECTS!!! Sarah Price now gets back up as she walks towards the ring. She slides in then quickly slides back out to restart the count! She goes over to Darcy May Morgan and grabs her by the head once more! Sarah Price is trying to lift Darcy back up to her feet, but Darcy shoves Sarah Price back from her knees, as Sarah crashes back against the ring apron!! Sarah screams in pain as she leans back against the edge of the ring!! Darcy May Morgan now up to her feet. The Champion now runs towards Sarah and goes for a running forearm to her head!!! NO!!!!! Sarah Price ducks under the arm and gets from behind Darcy May Morgan!!! FACE ACHE!!!!! A THIRD FACE ACHE BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!!!! THIS TIME SARAH DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE BOOT OF DARCY MAY MORGAN!!! Sarah got from behind Darcy right there, as Darcy turns around.. PLOT TWIST!!!!! RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE BY SARAH PRICE!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN INSTANTLY FALLS TO THE GROUND AT RINGSIDE!!!!! WHAT A MOVE BY SARAH PRICE!!!!!!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Five..
Jake Mercer: And Sarah Price reaches down and grabs Darcy May Morgan! She pulls her up to her feet, then slides the champion back into the ring!!! Sarah quickly slides in right after and hooks the legs!!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND DARCY GETS HER SHOULDER UP!!!!
Stew-O: Sarah Price was a tenth of a second away from becoming the new Specialists Champion right there!!!
Flannery McCoy: Sarah Price gets back up to her feet. She stomps down onto the chest of the champion then walks over to the corner! Sarah Price now climbing up to the top rope. She faces away from the ring!! She leaps in the air!!! HAPPY ENDING!!!!! MOONSAULT BY SARAH PRICE!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN GETS HER KNEES UP AS SARAH PRICE LANDED CHEST FIRST INTO HER KNEES!!!! Sarah rolls off to the side a few feet away from Darcy. She clutches at her chest and upper abdomen in pain as she lays face down on the canvas!!! Darcy May Morgan slowly working her way up to her feet. She walks over to Sarah Price and interlocks her legs with Sarah’s!! Darcy now reaches down and grabs Sarah’s arms!!! ROMERO SPECIAL!!!!! INTO A DRAGON SLEEPER BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!!! SHE’S WRENCHING BACK ON SARAH’S HEAD AND KNECK WHILE HAVING HER LEGS STILL INTERLOCKED WITH THE CHALLENGER’S!!!!!! SARAH IS WAVING HER ARMS AROUND!!! SHE’S TRYING TO FIND HER WAY OUT, BUT DARCY CONTINUES TO PULL BACK ON HER HEAD!!! SHE’S TRYING MAINTAIN A TIGHT GRIP TO CUT OFF THE AIR CIRCULATION FOR SARAH PRICE!!!!
Darcy May Morgan(Off-Mic): TAP OUT!!!!
Stew-O: SARAH PRICE IS STILL TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT!! SHE ATTEMPTS TO CONNECT WITH SOME WILD AND UNCONTROLLED SHOTS AT DARCY MAY MORGAN WITH HER FISTS, BUT NONE OF HER STRIKES ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO STOP THE CHAMPION FROM CONTINUING THIS SUBMISSION!!! SARAH MAY NOT HAVE A CHOICE!!! SHE MAY HAVE TO TAP OUT RIGHT HERE!!!! SHE’S WAVING HER ARMS AROUND!!! BUT THEY BEGIN TO SLOW DOWN!!! EVERY SECOND THAT PASSES, HER ARMS BEGIN TO LOWER AND MOVE AT A SLOWER RATE!!! DARCY IS IN THE DRIVER SEAT WRENCHING AWAY AT SARAH’S HEAD!!!! AND SARAH’S ARMS FLOP DOWN TO HER SIDE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: The referee now goes over to Sarah, as she isn’t making any movements whatsoever!!! The referee grabs Sarah by the arm! He raises her arm up and lets go, as her arm drops to the side!!!!! He grabs her arm and raises it up again!! He lets go as again, Sarah’s arm drops straight down to her side!!! One more and it’s all over!!! The referee grabs Sarah’s arm for the third time! He raises it in the air and lets go.. IT DROPS FOR THE THIRD TIME!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!! SARAH FORMS A FIST AND STOPS HER ARM FROM FALLING BEFORE IT GOES ALL THE WAY DOWN!!!! NO WAY!!!!!
Jake Mercer: And now Sarah Price begins throwing blind punches at the head of Darcy May Morgan!!! She can’t see what she’s hitting because of the position she is in, but she’s connecting with strong right hands to the face of the champion!!! Another strong shot by Sarah!!! Another!!! And another!!! Sarah now begins to try and kick her legs free, as she unlocks them from Darcy’s legs!!! Sarah with another blind punch to the face of Darcy May Morgan, as this time Darcy’s grip around Sarah’s neck is loosened!!!! Sarah now uses her free legs to push off and roll back over the body of Darcy May Morgan!!! Sarah now has an inverted face lock on the champion, as she stands up to her feet!!! She rotates Darcy’s body around as now she has a front facelock on the champion!!! DANCE WITH THE PRINCESS!!!! FRONT FACELOCK CUTTER CONNECTS!!!! SARAH PRICE CAN WIN THIS ONE RIGHT HERE!!!! SHE GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!!!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Sarah Price can’t believe it!! She rolls off to the side of Darcy and lays flat on her back. I think she realizes why taking the Specialists Championship from Darcy May Morgan is looked at as nearly an impossible task!!!
Stew-O: Sarah Price slowly getting back up to her feet. She can barely even stand right now. She takes a few steps until she’s leaned up against the corner turnbuckles. Sarah looks down at Darcy who is laying on the canvas. Darcy is moving extremely slow but is using the ring ropes to help herself up. Darcy now back up to her feet! Sarah slowly makes her way over to Darcy May Morgan from the corner!! Darcy turns and faces Sarah!!! BITTERSWEET ENDING!!!!!! SUPERKICK BY SARAH PRICE!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE LEG!!! SHE CONTINUES TO RUN TOWARDS THE FAR ROPES, SHE REBOUNDS!!! SARAH TURNS AROUND!! DON’T!!!!!! DISS!!!! DARCY!!!! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE FROM THE CHAMPION, AS SARAH PRICE INSTANTLY FALLS TO THE CANVAS!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN DROPS DOWN ONTO SARAH PRICE FOR THE PIN!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: ITS OVER!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! SARAH PRICE HAS HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!! SHE GOT HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE JUST IN TIME!!!!!!!!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!!
Stew-O: Darcy May Morgan reaches out and grabs the ring ropes in front of her. She uses those ropes to pull herself up to her feet. She is absolutely exhausted, and I don’t think she ever thought that Sarah would push her this far!! Darcy reaches down and grabs Sarah by the head. She uses all of her strength to lift Sarah up to her feet!! BUT SARAH WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE OF DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!!! DARCY RESPONDS WITH A SLAP RIGHT BACK TO THE FACE OF SARAH PRICE!!! Now its Sarah Price with a right hook onto Darcy!! Now its Darcy with a hook of her own onto Sarah!!! These women are trading blows back and forth in the ring!!!
SARAH WITH A RIGHT HAND!!
DARCY WITH A LEFT!!!
SARAH WITH A RIGHT!!!
DARCY WITH A LEFT!!!
SARAH WITH A RIGHT!!!
SARAH WITH ANOTHER!!!
Flannery McCoy: Sarah Price now kicks Darcy May Morgan in the stomach and grabs her head!!! SITOUT JAWBREAKER BY SARAH PRICE!!!! SHE STUNS THE CHAMPION RIGHT THERE!!!! Darcy is groggy as she is stumbling on her feet!! Sarah Price gets up from the canvas and begins running towards the side ropes!! She bounces back!!! PLOT TWIST!!!! RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE BY SARAH PRICE!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN DODGES IT, AS SARAH GOES RIGHT PAST HER AND ENDS UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SIDE ROPES!!! Darcy gets behind Sarah Price.. AND LIFTS HER UP INTO AN INVERTED FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION!!!! WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS IS!!!!! THE CURTAIN CALL!!!!!! INVERTED GO TO SLEEP BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!!! SARAH PRICE REVERSES IT WITH A FLOAT OVER NECKBREAKER AS SHE SNAPS DARCY’S HEAD AND NECK UP AGAINST THE CANVAS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a match this is!!! The amount of action going on right here is incredible!!!
Stew-O: Sarah Price now slowly crawling her way to the side of the ring!!! She grabs the bottom rope and uses it to pull herself up onto her knees. She continues working herself up as she grabs the middle rope and pulls herself up until she uses the top rope to finally get up to her feet!! Sarah Price looks down at Darcy May Morgan who hasn’t moved since getting planted by that float over neckbreaker moments ago!!! Sarah Price now walking towards the corner. She slowly climbs her way up to the top rope!!! Sarah again is facing away from the ring and out towards the empty arena!!! SHE LEAPS IN THE AIR!!! HAPPY ENDING!!!!!! THIS TIME THE MOONSAULT CONNECTS!!!! WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A NEW SPECIALIST’S CHAMPION!!!! SARAH PRICE HOOKS THE LEGS!!!!!!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!!!!!!!!! NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What does Sarah Price have to do!?!? She has hit Darcy with everything that she’s got, but the champion will not die here tonight!!! Darcy May Morgan has gone through a Specialists Chamber, she’s dislocated her shoulder and still managed to survive.. And even with Sarah Price giving her absolute best, Darcy still finds a way to kick out!!! This is the heart of a champion!!!
Jake Mercer: Sarah Price rolls off of the body of Darcy May Morgan and lays flat on her stomach. She doesn’t even attempt to get back up, as she is emotionally and physically drained after everything she has gone through in this match so far. She’s looking at Darcy May Morgan with a blank stare, breathing heavily, as she may even be thinking that Darcy isn’t even human anymore!!! What is it going to take to dethrone the Leading Lady?
Stew-O: And now Sarah tries to get herself up onto her hands and knees, but while doing so, she drops right back down to the canvas as she doesn’t have the strength to get back up!!!! The referee sees this and since both competitors are down in the center of the ring, he begins to count!!! This could end up as a draw if neither woman beats the 10 count!!!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND THERE GOES SARAH!! SHE’S CRAWLING HER WAY TO THE SIDE OF THE RING!! SHE KNOWS THAT SHE DOESN’T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO GET UP TO HER FEET ON HER OWN, BUT SHE WILL NOT QUIT!!!
Jake Mercer: Meanwhile, Darcy May Morgan is slowly getting herself up into a seated position. She looks over at Sarah Price and attempts to try and get up to her feet, but even Darcy falls right back down as she is so much pain that she can’t stand up on her own either!!!!
Referee: FIVE!!!!!!! SIX!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Sarah Price has now made it to the bottom rope as she grabs it and uses it to help her up onto her knees!! At the other side of the ring, Darcy May Morgan is reaching for the bottom rope as well!! She grabs a hold of it, as she also uses it to get up onto her knees!!!
Stew-O: Sarah Price now reaches up for the middle rope, and slowly gets onto one leg, her other knee is still on the ground!!! Darcy May Morgan doing the exact same thing at the other side of the ring!!!!
Flannery McCoy: This may come down to whoever can make it to their feet first!!! But even if both competitors can’t beat the count, Darcy May Morgan would still retain the championship and remain as the Specialists Champion due to the match ending in a draw!!! Who’s going to be the one!!!
Stew-O: Darcy grabs a hold of the top rope!!! She looks back over at Sarah Price!! Sarah reaches for that top rope as well, BUT HER HAND SLIPS!!!!!
Jake Mercer: AND DARCY MAY MORGAN IS UP TO HER FEET!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Sarah Price reaches for the top rope once more!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SARAH PRICE GETS TO HER FEET A MILISECOND BEFORE THE COUNT OF TEN!!!!!!! SHE’S STILL IN THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Darcy May Morgan is leaning up against the ropes at the other end, and she is looking at Sarah Price with disbelief!! She can’t believe that Sarah actually beat the ten count!! Darcy is looking frustrated and angered! She charges at Sarah Price!!!!!
Darcy May Morgan(Off-Mic): FAIRYTALES DON’T EXIST BITCH!!!!!
Jake Mercer: DON’T!!!!!! DISS!!!!!! DARCY!!!!!!!! BICYCLE KNEE TO THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!!!! SARAH PRICE DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE LEG!!! SHE GETS BEHIND DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!!! DARCY TURNS AROUND… BITTERSWEET ENDING!!!!!!!! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS, AND DARCY MAY MORGAN DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!!!
Stew-O: SARAH PRICE STUMBLES HER WAY OVER TO THE CORNER! SHE SLOWLY CLIMBS HER WAY UP ONTO THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! SHE’S FACING AWAY FROM THE ARENA TOWARDS THIS EMPTY ARENA!!!!!! SHE LOOKS BACK AT DARCY MAY MORGAN WHO IS DOWN ON THE CANVAS!!!!
Sarah Price(Off-Mic): THIS ISN’T A FAIRYTALE!!!!! THIS IS MY REALITY!!!!
Stew-O: DOUBLE ROTATION MOONSAULT!!!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!!!!!! SARAH HOOKS THE LEGS!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Land of the Innocent” by Feathers hits, as Sarah Price rolls off of Darcy May Morgan and looks up at the ceiling. Tears begin to drop down her face as she realizes that she has just done what was thought to be impossible. The referee extends his hand out to Sarah Price, as he helps her up to her feet and hands her newly won Specialists Championship over to her. Sarah Price raises the championship high in the sky, with her right arm, as the referee raises her left hand in the air.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!!!!!! AND NEW!!!!!!! EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!!!!!!!! SARAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! PRICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: No matter what anyone says, you can’t deny the heart of either of these two women. Sarah Price just did what no other woman has been able to do by dethroning Darcy May Morgan!!!
Stew-O: She was hit with Face Ache after Face Ache and even a Don’t Diss Darcy, but that didn’t stop Sarah Price one bit. From the start of the match, it was clear that Darcy May Morgan was trying to get inside the head of Sarah Price, but Sarah stayed true to herself and never gave up. She was definitely looked at as an underdog heading into this match, but she overcame the odds and has now cemented her name into history books of this company by winning the Specialists Championship off of one of, if not, THE best to ever hold it.
(Sarah Price drops down to the canvas and lays on her back, as she looks up at the ceiling. She clutches the championship tight. More tears begin to form as the emotions are really setting in. After a moment Sarah rolls out of the ring, and raises the championship high in the air as she celebrates her victory on her way up the entrance ramp)
Flannery McCoy: Sarah Price has worked so hard to get to this point in her career. Who knew that she would grow into such an incredible Elitist? This is what hard work brings you. This is what all of the countless hours of training and working to improve is for. This is why you do it, and I can see that she’s enjoying every second of this moment judging by the tears coming down her face!!!!
Stew-O: Congratulations Sarah on a hard earned victory and Specialists Championship!!!
(Sarah Price is seen at the stage underneath the titantron. She raises her championship in the air once more, as she continues to shed tears of joy. The screen eventually fades to black)
(The camera returns to the backstage corridors where we find the dressing room of the one and only Lethal Consequences. He’s currently leaned over a system working on mixing his next big single from adobehouse.)
Lethal Consequences: Uh… uh… ye… fuck these hoes…
(The door then swings open as EAW correspondent, Molly Waters let’s herself into the dressing room of the two time Hall of Famer.)
Lethal Consequences: Wait… Hol’ up. I told them to send bitches for AFTER I beat Viz’s ass tonight. The fuck you doing here? And why you got that microphone, ho? I look like Viz or Chris Elite? I ain’t down for that pegging shit.
Molly Waters: Uhh… my name is Molly. I work here… I’m pretty sure I’ve interviewed you before?
Lethal Consequences: Oh so now I gotta remember every set of tits that holds a microphone around here? You think you that important to me? You better learn to show respect. The fuck you doing running in here with no knocking and shit?
Molly Waters: Well, I’m here to get your take on the abduction of Jessica Miller last week and the general speculation that you are the culpable party? There’s been talk of a possible kidnapping charge placed against you if further evidence is found and—
Lethal Consequences: Oh nah. See this what y’all want. Y’all want to see LC catch a case and be crated off. This over who? Jessica Miller? Who the fuck is that anyway? She sound like some alt shit to begin with. I can’t stand this alt shit, running around and ruining this once great company.
Molly Waters: Jessica Mill—
(Max A. Million then rushes in with a microphone of his own and holds it up to Lethal Consequences.)
Max A. Million: LC! Can I get your reaction to hearing that you have been accused of kidnapping and possible assault of Jessica Miller?!?
Lethal Consequences: FUCK IS WRONG WITH YALL?!? Running up in here like I don’t got a match tonight! Y’all don’t respect my time. Y’all don’t respect my name. Motherfucker you just some dick having, gay looking alt version of the two dollar whore that just ran in here already asking the same shit! Why y’all making me repeat myself? This what they want. They want LC to be the man to go down for some shit that LC didn’t do. The fuck I’m supposed to care about Jessica Fuller anyway?
Max A. Million: Her name is Jessica Miller. She was found having been kidnapped during Dynasty this past week. You must remember. She’s Drake King’s sister?
Lethal Consequences: Drake King’s sister? But her name Miller?
Molly Waters: Well I believe Drake’s real last name is Miller and—
Lethal Consequences: SEE! THE MAN HOLDING THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IS RUINING THIS COMPANY WITH THE SAME ALT SHIT THATS BEEN SPREAD SINCE THE BEGINNING! THIS MAN COULDN’T BEAT ME WITHOUT HIS SIDE PIECE OF A TAG PARTNER AND NOW WE GOT A FUCKIN ALT AS THE TOP CHAMP BECAUSE YALL DON’T WANNA SEE LC WIN! AND NOW YALL TRYNA GET RID OF ME AGAIN WITH SOME BOGUS ASS CHARGE!
Molly Waters: Well you did have an entire campaign about how you wanted to sleep with Jessica before your match with Drake. You really don’t remember her?
Lethal Consequences: How do I make you understand? I don’t bother with letting irrelevant bullshit like who’s pussy I stuck my dick in last night take up space in my mind. Did I try to fuck her? Probably. And she would’ve been lucky if I chose her. But am I supposed to remember her once I’ve used her for all she’s good for? Nah. See, this is a man’s world. And I’m THE MAN in the man’s world. All these little hoes we got running around thinking they important just because it serves to keep DEDEDE’s equal opportunity lawyers happy, don’t mean shit to me. I didn’t have to bother with all this back in the days of Extreme Answers Wrestling. But now we gotta be all about niceness and making sure everybody wear the same panties and shit. Not LC. I don’t give a fuck. They been tryna get rid of me since day one but I’m still here. I didn’t touch the damn bitch.
Max A. Million: Well the Visual Prophet found her and she said there was mention of adobehouse that she overheard while she was being taken…
Lethal Consequences: Oh so this some circumstantial shit too? Y’all gonna try and take down LC because she heard someone talking about the greatest beats that ever dropped? You know how many people’s ears are blessed by my work every day? But because someone said a name of something I’m connected to, y’all wanna see LC fall. But no one looking at the guy that was conveniently there at the scene of the crime? Nah because y’all only wanna take out LC. This what y’all do. Slanderin and shit. Tryna put this on my name because can’t no one respect the fact that LC is still here and still the best to ever do it. Do I hear Drake saying a thing about his sister this week? Nah. But now all of a sudden this on my head. I see how this shit is.
Molly Waters: Well do you—
Lethal Consequences: Get the fuck outta here, bitch. And you too, alt-bitch. Run up on me accusing me of things. Y’all know how this life is. Got a bank robbery to finish before my match so fuck off.
(Max and Molly just glance at each other as LC turns back to his music. They both leave as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(//i.imgur.com/ZW6MMxd.png flashes across the screen as we prepare for more action as the camera turns from the match graphic to the ring as we see Stephie Love standing in the ring prepared to announce the following contest)
(“Hell On Heels” By Pistol Annie’s blast through the speakers as Kensingten Calhoun-Astor begins to make her entrance down the ramp away as she confidently strides down the ramp with a noticeable smirk on her face)
Stephie Love: The following contest…..IS SET FOR ONE FALL!! Introducing first! From Savannah, Georgia! Weighing in at 143 Pounds!! “The First Lady”… KENNNNSINGGGGTONNNNN CAAAALLLHOUNNNNNNNNNNN-ASSSTORRRRRRRRRR!!!
Flannery McCoy: This match here could be a show-stealer, we’ve got the First Lady taking on La Pantera Sexual! This is a clash of styles and we all know styles make matchups and this could be a very interesting match up with both competitors having unclear roads to Pain for Pride!
(“Ambitionz Az A Ridah” By 2pac begins to blast through the speakers as TLA drives out to the side of the ramp in a Red, White, & Green themed 1964 Chevrolet Impala Convertible as he honks the horn loudly as he has the beautiful whores from the Poon Palace in the back of his career as he pumps up the hydraulics of the Chevrolet as the camera flashes onto Kensingten who is disgusted with the short dresses the women is wearing as TLA parks the car and begins making his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing her opponent, From The Poon Palace! In Miami, Florida! Weighing in at 210 Pounds! “La Pantera Sexual” TTTTTTTT!!!! LLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Look at those mamacitas and those tight ass dresses :noah: TLA always makes the best entrances and if the audience was here they’d be admiring all this poon TLA has admired.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell as that scowl on Kensingten’s face remains as TLA is smiling and ready to compete. Both competitors coming to the center of the ring as TLA with a weight advantage obviously but that doesn’t entail what could possibly be the outcome of this match! Both competitors lock up! Kensingten though quickly snatches on the arm of TLA and applies a hammerlock with the arm placed behind the back of TLA as she begins wrenching on that arm of TLA! TLA reaching backward before he quickly bends to grab the leg of Kensingten and trips her up as she falls to the canvas! Kensingten sitting up as TLA swings his leg for a ROUNDHOUSE KICK! But Kensingten ducks the incoming kick and quickly rises up to her feet as TLA giving off a smirk indicating that he almost knocked her head off right there! Kensingten looks on before they lock up once again! This time TLA quickly slaps on a side headlock on Kensingten, as he begins twisting over that side headlock applying pressure to her! Kensingten, however, grabbing the arm of TLA and twisting out of the side headlock to have the arm at her mercy once again TLA pushing Kensingten backwards into the ropes and bounces her off the ropes sending her to the opposite ropes breaking the hold she had on his arm! Kensingten running as she comes forward as TLA LEAPFROGS OVER KENSINGTEN! KENSINGTEN RUNNING FORWARD AGAIN AS TLA CATCHES HER WITH A BEAUTIFUL STANDING DROPKICK KNOCKING HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Kensingten holding her jaw but doesn’t stay down for long as she quickly rises up to her feet and runs at TLA AND SHE’S CAUGHT WITH A DEEP ARM DRAG! Kensingten up and TLA connects with another deep arm drag! And TLA begins working over that arm of Kensingten! Getting the better of her early in this contest! Kensingten slams her free hand on the canvas out of frustration! As she looks to get out of the armbar applied by the former World Heavyweight Champion!
Flannery McCoy: She’s working to get up to a vertical base and manages to do so but this time TLA still has the armbar applied! TLA quickly transitions from an armbar to an Irish-whip as he sends Kensingten into the corner! TLA RUNS AT KENSINGTEN FOR A CORNER ATTACK! But Kensingten with a boot to the face of TLA! TLA a little wobbled from the boot as Kensingten comes out of the corner and hooks TLA by the head AND SHE POPS HIS HEAD BACK WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Kensingten hooking TLA again and she once again pops his head back with an uppercut! TLA staggered by those vicious uppercuts being delivered as Kensingten grabs TLA for a forearm to the face! And now she sends a SHOOT KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE LEG OF TLA! TLA eating the kick as Kensingten delivers a shoot kick to the back of TLA’s right leg as he drops down to one knee! And Kensingten repeatedly SENDING SHOOT KICKS TO THE CHEST OF TLA! REPEATED VICIOUS KICKS THAT SOUND STIFF WITH EVERY SHOT BEING DELIVERED! TLA holding at his chest as Kensingten stops the attack on the torso of TLA! Before running off the ropes! Kensingten RUNS FOR A RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE OF TLA! Goes down immediately from that shot as Kensingten continues putting the boots to TLA as she repeatedly stomps on him as he’s down momentarily! Kensingten pulling TLA by his hair as she drags him up! And she sends him to the corner with an Irish-Whip! TLA in the corner now as Kensingten runs at TLA!
Jake Mercer: TLA JUMPS OVER THE INCOMING KENSINGTEN FOR A SUNSET FLIP! But before the referee can count Kensingten immediately kicks out as both competitors scramble to their feet! KENSINGTEN SWINGS FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO TLA’S HEAD! TLA ducks! TLA WITH THE SWAG SHOT!!!! HE JUST BITCH SLAPPED THE LADY!!!! Kensingten! She’s looking on and she can’t believe it as TLA looks at her with a smirk and challenging her to do something. Kensingten holding her face and she has to feel disrespected! Kensingten runs at TLA! BUT TLA IMMEDIATELY DUCKS THE INCOMING PUNCH! KENSINGTEN TURNS AROUND FOR A JUMPING HURRICANRANA!!! Sending Kensingten crashing to the canvas! But she doesn’t stay down for long as she backs herself into the corner as TLA follows her! TLA now driving his shoulder into the mid-section of Kensingten with repeated shoulder thrust! TLA backing up and GOES FOR A RUNNING SHOULDER THRUST!! KENSINGTEN SIDE STEPS TLA AND SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE STEEL RING POST SHOULDER CONNECTING WITH THE POST! TLA immediately in pain as he hit that post really hard! He’s reviving in pain after his shoulder connected hard with the post as he comes out grimacing in pain before she hooks TLA from behind! Waist lock! AND KENSINGTEN CONNECTS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX PLANTING TLA ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! TLA sent over and landing hard on the back of his neck! Kensingten is significantly in charge of this match right now! Kensingten quickly grabbing the arm of TLA! AND SHE APPLIES A FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!! SHE’S PULLING BACK ON THAT ARM OF TLA!!! TORTURING IT!!! KENSINGTEN PULLING AT HIM!! THE REFEREE IN THE FACE OF TLA ASKING HIM IF HE WANTS TO TAP OUT!!! Kensingten pushing herself up for more leverage as the arm is not supposed to bend like that at all! The referee still in TLA’s face asking him or just in case he just flats out tap out! TLA inching himself closer and closer to the ropes! TLA reaching! Trying to get there, AND HE GRABS THE ROPES BREAKING UP THE HOLD!!! BUT KENSINGTEN HOLDING ONTO THE ARMBAR!!! AS THE REFEREE IS DEMANDING HER TO BREAK IT BUT SHE ISN’T LISTENING!! The referee institutes his five counts!
Referee: ONE!! TWO!!!! THREE!!!! FOUR!!!
Stew-O: She breaks the hold just before the referee gets to a count of five! Wanting to further the damage to the already weakened arm of TLA! The referee warning Kensingten and she just shoos him away like he’s some kind of fly! Kensingten making her way over to TLA who has gotten up to his feet as she targets the right arm that’s been the centre of attack and TLA USING HIS ARM FOR A BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE OF KENSINGTEN! Backing her up to the ropes as TLA RUNS FOR A CLOTHESLINE KNOCKING KENSINGTEN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR!! TLA gathers himself before TLA runs! AND LOOKS TO DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE!! KENSINGTEN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS TLA GOES CRASHING DOWN HARD TO THE FLOOR! Kensingten quickly grabbing TLA up and she throws him into the STEEL STEPS!!! Kensingten grabbing TLA and repeatedly begins smashing his face into the steel steps! Kensingten grabbing and pushes him inside the ring as she looks to do further damage and she rolls herself inside the ring as well! TLA on all floors as Kensingten grabbing TLA up to his feet, hooking the arm of TLA! AND GOES FOR THE HOLD YOUR HORSES!!! INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER!! BUT TLA AVOIDS IT AND DELIVERS ANOTHER SWAG SHOT!!! HE JUST SLAPPED KENGSINTON AGAIN!! AND KENSINGTEN UPSET AS SHE TACKLES TLA AND BEGINS PUNCHING AND BEATING THE HELL OUT OF TLA WITH FEROCIOUS STRIKES AS THE REFEREE GETS INVOLVED!!! The referee pushing Kensingten off of TLA! TLA rising up! As Kensingten runs at TLA! BUT TLA CATCHES HER WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!! BACKBREAKER CONNECTING AS TLA IMMEDIATELY FAVORS HIS ARM!!! But Kensingten holding her lower back! TLA rising up though punching at his shoulder and arm as a whole to knock a bit of feeling into it! TLA making his way over to Kensingten as he grabs her up and pushes her back into the turnbuckle!
Flannery McCoy: Kensingten in dire strengths now as TLA begins lifting Kensingten onto the top turnbuckle! TLA climbing as well as him! HOOKS A FRONT FACELOCK!! TLA COULD BE LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX!!! HE COULD BE GOING FOR A HIGH IMPACT MOVE!! TLA LIFTS KENSINGTEN HIGH IN THE AIR!!! HE’S GOING FOR A TOP ROPE BRAINBUSTER!! HE’S GOING TO DROP THE HEAD OF KENSINGTEN ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! KENSINGTEN THOUGH DRIVING HER KNEE TO THE SKULL OF TLA!! REPEATED SHOTS TO THE SKULL!!! AND KENSINGTEN WITH A PUNCH TO THE THROAT OF TLA!!! SHE PUNCHES HIM RIGHT IN HIS THROAT AS TLA DROPS HER BUT KENSINGTEN LANDS ON THE APRON!! TLA falling off the top rope! Kensingten managing to save herself from further disaster right there as she’s on the apron and begins climbing the top turnbuckle! She’s looking to go high risk which could deliver a very low reward! Kensingten perched high! AND SHE FLIES HIGH FOR THE HEART OF DIXIE!!! SHOOTING STAR KNEE DROP AS SHE LANDS RIGHT ON THE STERNUM OF TLA!!!! AND SHE HOOKS THE LEG!!!
Jake Mercer: TLA KICKS OUT!!! TLA SHOWING SIGNS OF LIFE!!! Kensingten frustrated as she thought she put him away right there! Kensingten aggressively making her way to TLA as she begins pulling him up by his hair before she TRIES FOR THE KIMURA LOCK!!! SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT TO THE TARGETED ARM OF TLA!!! KENSINGTEN WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND THE TORSO AS TLA IS STILL STANDING ON HIS FEET BUT SHE HAS THE KIMURA LOCK APPLIED!! TLA ISN’T TRYING TO TAP OUT!! BUT BEING IN THIS HOLD COULD CAUSE SEVERE PERMANENT DAMAGE!!! KENSINGTEN!!! SHE’S PULLING AT THAT ARM!!! TLA THOUGH!!! TLA WHAT THE HELL?? TLA BACKS UP WITH KENSINGTEN!!! AND HE BEGINS CLIMBING BACKWARDS UP THE TOP ROPE!!!! TLA CLIMBING UP!!! CLIMBING UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE!!! AND KENSINGTEN STILL HAS THE KIMURA LOCK APPLIED BUT TLA SHOWING GREAT RESOLVE AND STRENGTH!!! AND TLA!!! TLA FALLS FORWARD OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AS KENSINGTEN CRASHES INTO THE MAT ALONG WITH THE BODYWEIGHT OF TLA!!! TLA WITH A RISK COUNTER AND INNOVATIVE WAY TO GET OUT OF THAT DEADLY SUBMISSION BUT THE DAMAGE HAS TO ALREADY BE DONE FOR THE AMOUNT OF TIME HE WAS IN THAT KIMURA LOCK!! TLA holding at his arm as he rises up! Kensingten holding her lower back as both competitors begin to rise up to their feet! Kensingten with a straight right hand to the face of TLA! But TLA comes forward with an open-handed palm slap to the chest of Kensingten! AND KENSINGTEN COMES FORWARD WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE OF TLA!!! BUT TLA COMES FORWARD WITH A SERIES OF STRIKES! An INSIDE LEG KICK! TO EACH LEG OF KENSINGTEN!!! TLA UNLOADING AS HE CONNECTS WITH A DISCUS FOREARM KNOCKING KENSINGTEN INTO ROPES!!! TLA RUNS WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK KNOCKING KENSINGTEN OUT OF THE RING!! TLA knocking feeling into that arm again! AS TLA!!! RUNS!!! RUNNING AT KENSINGTEN WHO GETS TO HER FEET FOR A TOPE SUICIDA!!! DIVING OUT OF THE RING AND CRASHING INTO KENSINGTEN!!! TLA has this fired up look on his face as he grabs Kensingten up and sends her inside the ring! Kensingten rising up as soon as TLA slides in and SHE SWINGS FOR A DISCUS PUNCH!!
Stew-O: TLA DUCKS!! AND HE HOOKS KENSINGTEN FROM BEHIND!!! HE’S LOOKING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! BUT KENSINGTEN SENDS AN ELBOW BACKWARDS TO THE FACE OF TLA! TLA staggered from that shot to the face as Kensingten turns at TLA for a clothesline! TLA ducks, CARTEL KICK CONNECTING!!! PELE KICK!! Kensingten rocked from that shot by TLA, TLA WITH A DROPKICK THIS TIME KNOCKING KENSINGTEN INTO THE ROPES!! SHE’S HUNG UP IN THE ROPES AS TLA!!! RUNS!!! AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE 305!!! TIGER FEINT KICK CONNECTS!!! KENSINGTEN!!!! SHE’S DOWN!! TLA IS ON THE APRON AND BEGINS MAKING HIS WAY TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! TLA!! CLIMBING UP HIGH!!! PUNCHING FEELING INTO THAT ARM OF HIS AS HE RISES UP AND IS PERCHED HIGH!!!! 420!!!! SHOOTING STAR PRESS CONNECTING TO KENSINGTEN CALHOUN ASTOR!!!!! TLA!!!!! HE INCHES HIMSELF CLOSER BEFORE HE HOOKS THE LEG OF KENSINGTEN!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE LADY KICKS OUT!!!! SHE KICKS OUT!! TLA! TLA isn’t wasting any time! As he pulls her up to her feet! TLA is looking to go for the MEXICAN DESTROYER!!! HE’S PULLS HER IN!!! BUT KENSINGTEN!!! PUSHING TLA BACKWARDS!!! AS TLA COLLIDES WITH THE REFEREE!!!! THE REFEREE IS DOWN AND FALLS OUT OF THE RING!! AND KENSINGTEN WITH A LOW BLOW TO TLA!!! TLA drops down to his knees!! Kensingten, looking around as she notices the situation, she sees the referee is down and it’s basically free reign! As he makes her way out of the ring as the wheels are starting to turn! And Kensingten, she pushes the timekeeper out of the chair he’s sitting in and she grabs it! Kensingten folding that steel chair! And she makes her way inside of the ring! TLA on all floors!! Back is completely exposed! AND KENSINGTEN BRINGS DOWN THE STEEL CHAIR OVER THE SPINE OF TLA!!! KENSINGTEN REPEATEDLY NOW!! SLAMS THAT CHAIR OVER THE BACK OF TLA!! AND NOW BEGINS DRIVING THE CHAIR INTO THE BACK OF TLA!!! KENSINGTEN BREAKING THE RULES AND SHOULD BE DISQUALIFIED FOR USING THAT CHAIR!! BUT THERE’S NO REFEREE!! Kensingten isn’t done as she makes her way outside of the ring again! Kensingten! She slides out a table! And she begins setting it up! Kensingten setting up a table on the outside of the ring! Before she goes underneath the ring and pulls out another steel chair! Kensingten sliding inside the ring as TLA is grimacing in pain from those steel chair strikes! Kensingten grabbing one of the chairs and unfolds the chair! TLA down Kensingten grabbing the other steel chair and walks over to TLA!! BUT TLA!! JUMPING TO HIS FEET JUMPING SPINNING HEEL KICK KNOCKING THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF KENSINGTEN!!!! OH MY!! KENSINGTEN IMMEDIATELY DROPPING OFF HER FEET AS SHE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!! TLA hurting but he follows her! TLA rolls out of the ring as Kensingten has been split open! She’s been cut open badly from that chair being kicked in her face as TLA! TLA grabbing the weakened Kensingten and he places her on the table that she set up! And TLA grabbing her and begins delivering swift and stiff shots to that open cut! TLA ruthless in this assault to the Lady!
Jake Mercer: TLA! Looking at the downed Kensingten! Before he makes his way inside the ring and turns around to Kensingten! TLA! TLA SPRINGBOARD 420!!! SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM INSIDE THE RING TO OUTSIDE AS HE CRASHES THROUGH KENSINGTEN CALHOUN! AND THUS CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLE!!! WHAT A MOVE!! BOTH COMPETITORS DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!!! AND THE REFEREE IS PULLING HIMSELF INSIDE THE RING!!! The referee pulling himself inside the ring and this match took a trip down the No Disqualification route! The referee didn’t see anything that has happened in this match! Both competitors are down as the referee begins his count!
Referee: ONE!!!!!!!!… TWOOO!!!!!! …THREE!!!!!! …FOURRRR!!!!
Jake Mercer: KENSINGTEN!!! SHE’S STIRRING AND TLA IS STIRRING AS BOTH COMPETITORS LOOK TO MAKE IT INSIDE THE RING! Kensingten!!! Crawling out of that rubble as she begins crawling to the ring and TLA crawling as well!!
Jake Mercer: KENSINGTEN AND TLA BOTH THROW THEMSELVES INSIDE THE RING!!! The match continues on! Kensingten has been split open as blood trickles down her face! But both competitors rising up to their feet slowly as the fight continues! KENSINGTEN IMMEDIATELY HOOKING TLA FOR THE INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER!! TLA COUNTERS AND AVOIDS THE HOLD YOUR HORSES!!! TLA BEHIND!!! REVERSE POISON HURRICANRANA!!! SPIKE HURRICANRANA DRIVING KENSINGTEN INTO THE MAT!!! TLA! Hooking up Kensingten between his leg!! AND HE SUNSET FLIPS FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROYER!!!! MEXICAN DESTROYER PLANTS KENSINGTEN INTO THE MAT AS TLA!!! HE HOOKS THE LEG!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Ambitionz Az A Ridah’ plays throughout the Dome of Doom as TLA after being helped up to his feet has his hand raised as he begins to celebrate his victory)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNNERRRRRR…..TTTTTTTT!!!! LLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a contest between these two! It had almost everything in it! Violence, pure wrestling and the ways of Kensingten didn’t hand her the victory tonight as TLA wins on this big high profile match up leading up to one of the biggest shows in EAW’s history!
Jake: The fuck you mean her ways? TLA USED WEAPONS TOO!!! WE NEED EQUALITY DAMN IT!
Flannery: Kensingten is the one who brought in the weapons so you can’t really blame TLA for retaliating but she will obviously not care because she’s only concerned with wins and championships and she didn’t get the win tonight but it does not doubt Kensingten will be a champion!
(TLA continues celebrating and leaving the ring as the bad bitches from the Poon Palace come out as they begin to hug TLA as TLA smirks walking to the side of the ramp and getting in his Chevrolet with the bad bitches and begins to drive off as camera fades elsewhere)
(//www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPq5uyJsW9Y&feature=emb_title plays on the broadcast highlighting the latest inductee into the 2020 EAW Hall of Fame: Amber Keys!)
Stew-O: We would like to take the time out to acknowledge and congratulate the DiRTii DiiVA herself, Ms. Amber Keys for the induction into the EAW Hall of Fame! What a career.
Flannery McCoy: As someone who grew up idolizing her watching her in her prime back in AWF, she is truly one of the trailblazers for womens wrestling in this industry and for the longest was an unsung hero. A lot of people don’t know but she’s an EAW original, meaning one of the people who signed to the ORIGINAL version of EAW back in 2007 before the AWF merger. It feels great knowing one of the icons and legends in our business will finally get their flowers! Better late than never.
Jake Mercer: Indeed Flan, one of the most unknown rarest of facts about her that only TRUE Dirti Diva stans know, which means not you, is all those years she spent away, she was actually winning several championships alongside Jenny Punk over in TWC.
Jake Mercer: Yeah Tumblr Wrestling Coalition where she shipped with Jenny in a team called AmBenny and they pretty much carried the company on their backs, if you know what I mean. If you think MJ booking a Jello match was something you shoulda saw some of the stuff they were competing i–
Flannery McCoy: Wait.. are you telling us you ran some Tumblr fanfiction e-fed type thing with her and Jenny?
Jake Mercer: Huh? No, this totally happened in real life!
Flannery McCoy: Yeah whatever anyways, up next we have a heated rivalry coming head to head once again!
(The camera focuses slowly in on Stephie Love in the ring. She has a wide smile on her face as she gestures towards the big screen where an image of the upcoming match appears.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!
Jake Mercer: ONE FALL!!!
(“Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen blasts across the speakers. The Visual Prophet comes strutting out onto the stage with a huge grin on his face. He walks out down to the ring waving hi to the fans at home as well as Stephie Love in the ring. The Visual Prophet is shown smiling in the ring before turning towards the entrance as he is clearly concentrating on the match that he has in front of him. He looks around the arena with a confident expression on his face before leaning back against the ropes to await the arrival of his opponent.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST! Currently residing in Engadine, Michigan, weighing in at 240 pounds…. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE VISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUALLLLLLLL PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPHHHHHHHHETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes the winner of the 2020 King of Elite Tournament and one half of the Unifited Tag Team Champions! There are very few people with as many credentials to their name as The Visual Prophet has had so far in 2020. Tonight he has a great opportunity to continue his dominance here on the red brand and judging by the way he is looking tonight I think he has the confidence necessary to do just that!
Flannery McCoy: Some people might think that just because you are carrying around the Unified Tag Team Championship you are somehow incapable of performing as a singles competitor as well. Maybe that is true in some cases but I can assure you that is the furthest thing from the truth when it comes to this man as well as his partner the World Heavyweight Champion himself Drake King!
Jake Mercer: Their titles will be on the line later on tonight in a tag team match but that is then and this is now.
Stew-O: That will be a great match for sure but first we will see what The Visual Prophet can do all by himself. Whenever he is in the ring it is always a thrill to see just what he is going to do next. I can’t wait!
Flannery McCoy: Don’t forget about the rumors that Lethal Consequences may have had something to do with the kidnapping of Drake King’s sister Jessica Miller either. Lethal Consequences is a sick sick man!
Jake Mercer: Oh yeah Flannery. I’m sure you have proof of that. Lets not make false accusations here. Lethal Consequences is an innocent humble man who would never harm a woman like that. I am sure that The Visual Prophet understands that and is holding no ill will towards his opponent here tonight.
Flannery McCoy: :usure:
(As The Visual Prophet waits in the ring patiently “Friend vs. Friend” by Company Flow assaults the speakers without any remorse whatsoever. Lethal Consequences steps out onto the stage with a long white robe flowing on the ground behind him. Lethal smirks down towards the ring before walking swiftly down towards the ring. He slides inside looking not even the smallest amount afraid of the competition he has to deal with here tonight. It is clear as he looks around the arena that there is one and only one thing on this man’s mind.)
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Oakland, California, weighing in at 230 pounds… he is “THE INEVITABLE” LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHAL COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSEQUENCES!!!!!
Stew-O: In this business there are legends that simply tell a tale. One that stands alone. Has its time and fades away. When you talk about Lethal Consequences you talk about a man that many have underestimated and seen as some sort of relic of the past. Something that should no longer be considered relevant in the year 2020. To the people who dare to think that way a man like Lethal Consequences is the perfect nemesis because he refuses to comply.
Flannery McCoy: This man for better or worse continues to shock the world with what he continues to bring to the table. He owes absolutely nothing to this business and yet he continues to persist and continues to be a thorn in the side of everyone who has the unfortunate task of dealing with him.
Jake Mercer: :dave:
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences has recently been in contention for the top prize in this business and while he may not be the champion, the fact he got as close as he did speaks for itself. This man is a world class competitor and he is better now than he ever was. There may be nothing of relevance on the line in this match… but sometimes that pride is all that there needs to be.
Flannery McCoy: Honestly I hope he gets his ass whipped for laying hands on Jessica Miller like he did last week!
Jake Mercer: Shut the fuck up Flannery. Lethal Consequences didn’t do shit and you can’t prove it. You are lucky I don’t lay hands on you myself.
Flannery McCoy: You don’t want none of this. :umad:
Jake Mercer: Urite :lupe:
(Lethal Consequences and The Visual Prophet step up to each other face to face in the middle of the ring. Both men with an arrogant sneer on their face letting the other know without words that they know they are better than the other and there is nothing they can do about it. )
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: We are underway and the anticipation that has been building for this match can finally start to be released. Cut a hole in your coronavirus mask, insert a straw, and drink it all in. Lethal Consequences is not backing down in the face of The Visual Prophet as his expression only grows in arrogance the longer he continues to look into the face of his opponent.
Flannery McCoy: The bell has rung and the match is underway. Who will make the first move? You can just taste the hatred that these men have for each other. If they didn’t feel it before now just staring into each other’s eyes knowing the venomous thoughts flowing thru their heads is enough to make them explode with rage.
Lethal Consequences: :mjlol:
The Visual Prophet: ???
Lethal Consequences: Imagine thinking you have a chance against me little boy :mjlol: :mjlol: :mjlol:
(Lethal Consequences grabs his sides as he breaks into a convulsion of laughter. He pulls one arm away from his sides slowly raising it up to point one finger at The Visual Prophet as he continues to laugh.)
Stew-O: THE VISUAL PROPHET SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! LETHAL STAGGERS BACK AGAINST THE ROPES BUT PROPHET GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND AND ROLLS HIM UP! SCHOOL BOY!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: :mjlol: IT’S OVER ALREADY!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES KICKED OUT!!!
Stew-O: Both men immediately back up as they stand-off for a quick moment before rushing right into each other’s arms.
Flannery McCoy: It’s a love story.
Jake Mercer: No Flannery it’s a grapple. :skip: They are testing each other’s strength right here as they battle back and forth in a test of the very will to continue! Who shall gain control here? You know that both men wants it… You know that both men needs it!!! Prophet now pushing Lethal hard back right into the ropes.
Stew-O: The referee now getting involved to break these two men up because they happened to touch the ropes! Come on ref let them fight! The referee forces The Visual Prophet off Lethal Consequences… but Prophet just shoves the referee aside as he charges in looking to bring that assault to Lethal…
Flannery McCoy: LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet sends Lethal Consequences flipping away into outer space with the immense force of that vicious Lariat!!! Lethal dizzy now as he is standing up… but Visual is winding up his arm… Prophet is looking like he intends to launch yet another lariat!!! Here it comes… Get ready Flannery!!!!
Flannery McCoy: LARIATOOOOOOOOOOooo-
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences ducks under the arm of The Visual Prophet as he runs the ropes!!! He comes charging back across the ring looking to take advantage of the situation… but he runs right into a Running Shoulder Tackle from Prophet!!! Prophet taking it hard to Lethal right out the gate in this match!!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences with a look of shame on his face as he slowly stands back up. The Visual Prophet with a smirk on his face as he challenges Lethal to come at him.
The Visual Prophet: COME AT ME BRUH! :ufdup:
Flannery McCoy: Lethal comes right for him as they lock up in the middle of the ring once more! Lethal now back with a vengeance as he rams his knee hard into the gut of Prophet… And he rakes across his eyes taking advantage of the gut snot! A sneaky boi there! Lethal with a hard uppercut to the jaw sending Visual tripping backwards nearly losing his footing as he falls into the ropes… But Lethal isn’t done as he continues the assault with a series of hard forearms bashing in the skull of Prophet! Prophet throws his arms up in front of his face trying to avoid the blows as he stumbles off into the corner looking for an escape. But Lethal drives his boot into Prophet’s gut kicking him repeatedly until he falls down onto his ass in the corner. But Lethal palms the head of Prophet pulling him back up and slamming his head repeatedly into the top turnbuckle padding! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! He is bashing his skull in and just won’t stop! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BRINGING THAT PAIN TO THE KING OF ELITE!!!
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet begins to slowly get himself together and pull himself up… BUT SUDDENLY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SLIDES RIGHT ON IN WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE INTO THE CORN-
Stew-O: THE VISUAL PROPHET MOVES OUT THE WAY! HE REACHES DOWN AND GRABS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BY THE THROAT AND PULLS HIM BACK UP TO HIS FEET! HE KEEPS GOING! HE LIFTS LETHAL UP IN THE AIR BY HIS THROAT! HE DROPS HIM HARD! CHOKESLAM CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEE-
Flannery McCoy: THE KICKOUT! The Visual Prophet with a big time power move right there that shook the whole ring. Not only that but Lethal Consequences himself is shook! Prophet rolls off Lethal only to kick him hard in the jaw as he tries to sit back up! Prophet taking it to Lethal here and showing him that he may not be as “inevitable” as he seems to think!
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences rolls out under the bottom rope.
Lethal Consequences: Bitch you thought! :mjlol:
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences picking himself back up outside the ring as The Visual Prophet looks irritated that his prey has gotten away if only temporarily. He reaches out through the ropes swinging his arms around wildly trying to grab ahold of Lethal to pull him back into the ring… But Lethal with a Big Boot kicking Prophet’s head in through the ropes! Prophet falls back into the ring as Lethal quickly slides on in as Prophet is favoring his jaw. Lethal now returning the favor with a swift kick to the jaw of Prophet as he sits in the middle of the ring! Lethal not content with just that as he realizes he has Prophet trapped here! He is going in! STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! Lethal lighting up the entire body of Prophet with a series of relentless stomps before running towards the ropes… Only to deliver a Running Stomp the sole of his boot landing right on the face of Prophet!!!
(The camera zooms in on The Visual Prophet’s face where it looks like his nose may have been slightly bent by the impact from Lethal Consequences’ boot.)
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences slides into the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet kicks out! He rolls to the side and falls out of the ring with a loud thud as his body slaps down on the mat outside the ring. Lethal Consequences now with his arms in the air as he struts around the ring taking in the glory. This man is acting like he just won but the bell hasn’t rung yet! He better get out there and get after him because Prophet isn’t done just yet!
Stew-O: It looks like Lethal may have heard you Jake as he is rolling out of the ring and going after Prophet. He is going to fuck him up real bad on the outside! Taking this shit to the streets he’s about to drop this fool real quick. Lethal grabs Prophe-
Flannery McCoy: But The Visual Prophet begins to fire back with right hands of his own! Lethal Consequences firing some blows himself! Back and forth these two are brawling right on on the outside of the ring here as they have forgotten entirely about this match! It is clear all they care about is hitting the other man not even bothering to deflect the blows coming at them! LETHAL! PROPHET! LETHAL! PROPHET! LETHAL! VISUAL! LETHAL! PROPHET! CONSEQUENCES! VISUAL! IKE TURNER SPECIAL CONNECTS!!!
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet clocks Lethal Consequences with that Spinning Back Fist right to the side of the head sending Lethal stumbling back! Prophet not letting up as he begins pummeling his opponent with elbow strikes and it looks like Lethal picked a fight outside the ring he wasn’t prepared to win! Big uppercut from Prophet before he grabs Lethal by the neck… he lifts him up… PROPHET DRIVER CONNECTS!!! The Visual Prophet rolls Lethal Consequences over pushing his shoulders down to the mat as he looks to win this whole thing right here!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences kicks out!!!! The Visual Prophet sits in silence for a quick second as he thinks about what he is going to need to do to win this match. Prophet makes his way over towards Lethal’s legs looking down like he has something in mind. He grabs his legs but Lethal is struggling! Lethal kicking Prophet off of him as he scrambles up to his feet! He goes in for a Clothesline on Prophet… but he ducks! Lethal tossed with a German Suplex and sent flying across the ring! What altitude! Prophet not done yet… He pulls Lethal back up and throws him with yet another German Suplex! But this time he hangs on! ANOTHER GERMAN! AND ANOTHER! Prophet finally lets go after all this as Lethal tries to roll away and out of the ring clearly dazed from the impact of this series of moves. Prophet off the ropes… leaping Elbow Drop right into the sternum of Lethal Consequences!! Prophet with the cover!
Flannery McCoy: NO! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES REVERSED IT INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT BY THE VISUAL PROPHET! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ALMOST STOLE ONE THERE! Lethal has been fighting for so long across his entire career… he’s not going to let Prophet humiliate him here tonight! Both men back up as Visual immediately starts back on the offensive pummeling Lethal into the corner… Prophet backs up as he charges in with a Running Splash into the corn-
Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MOVES OUT THE WAY!!!! The Visual Prophet lands chest first on top of the turnbuckle! He is propped up horizontally in the corner as Lethal charges in and begins kicking at him! Each kick sends him higher into the air as he desperately tries to hold on to avoid being kicked off and over the top rope to the outside! That would surely be a nasty fall! I can’t imagine this is pleasant but it can’t be much wor-
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences connects with a particularly brutal kick to the gut of Lethal Consequences sending him launching up into the air… He twists around in midair before coming back down and landing crotch first on the top turnbuckle!!! You were saying Stew?
Stew-O: Well I guess I was wrong. It can get much worse.
Jake Mercer: Don’t worry I doubt he actually feels anything :mjlol:
Flannery McCoy: Judging by the look on his face he most certainly feels something and Lethal Consequences is loving it! Lethal pulls Prophet down brutally off the top turnbuckle dropping him into the ring face first slamming him down onto the mat. I can see a red stain where his face landed it looks like after all this time his nose has started to bleed. Likely from that boot to the face delivered earlier by Lethal. Prophet may be willing to fight through the pain but blood loss is no joke. Even if it isn’t on the level of some things we see around here in Hardcore Matches just this level of blood loss can be enough to disorient someone especially in a high-stress environment such as this. Lethal seems to see the blood and realize that he has an advantage here… He grabs Prophet and pulls him up… Wraps his arms around him tightly… ROWS PEDAL!!!
Stew-O: The Swinging Reverse STO connects! The Visual Prophet driven face first into the canvas!!! THE COVER BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND HE MAY HAVE KNOCKED PROPHET UNCONSCIOUS!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: Somehow someway The Visual Prophet is still alive! That is that will to win that led The Visual Prophet to victory in the King of Elite tournament being displayed here tonight! The fans are rooting for him and he can’t afford to let them down! But Lethal Consequences doesn’t give a damn. He cares about victory at all costs and that move did not bring him victory. That is all that matters. Therefore he is big mad. And rightfully so! As I always say… fuck the fans!!!
Flannery McCoy: Oh you always say that huh?
Jake Mercer: Yes. I have been against these savage lunatics ever since the great riot of 1965 where fans jumped the barrier during my legendary commentary for the World Heavyweight Championship Match between Lethal Consequences and Amber Keys. Congratulations to her on the Hall of Fame by the way.
Stew-O: :skip: They might be oldheads but did you just say 1965?
Flannery McCoy: We don’t question it. We just ignore it and move on. Now back to the match at hand…
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences has that look on his face. That look that tells his opponent that they just done fucked up. When you see that face from Lethal it is like a signal that you are in over your head. That you just didn’t know when to quit. That you didn’t know the motherfucker you were messing with.
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences climbs up on top of The Visual Prophet and places both hands on each side of his head. He begins to bash his fucking skull in! He is repeatedly slamming the back of his head into the mat! BANG! BANG! BANG! Thud after thud after thud as Prophet is given concussion after concussion after concussion. Lethal continues to stare down at Prophet with no emotion whatsoever as he continues his onslaught.
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
Jake Mercer: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES INSERTS HIS FINGERS INTO THE EYES OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!
Stew-O: This is disgusting to watch! The referee better get in there and do something! Lethal Consequences with that disturbed look on his face as he is looking to pop the eyes of Prophet straight out his head!!
Flannery McCoy: The referee trying to pull Lethal Consequences away from The Visual Prophet. Counting to five repeatedly but Lethal just can’t stop!!! He won’t stop!
Jake Mercer: After this he won’t be able to call himself the “Visual” Prophet anymore. :mjgrin:
Stew-O: Not now Jake! It looks like the referee has finally pried Lethal Consequences off of Prophet. If it was me I would have disqualified the bastard right then and there!!! Lethal pulls Prophet back up to his feet. It looks like Prophet is having some trouble seeing as he holds his arms up waving them around aimlessly looking for his opponent to grab onto.
Lethal Consequences: :mjlol: :mjlol: :mjlol:
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences places his leg out in front of him extending it across the path of The Visual Prophet as he staggers forward… Visual walks across it an-
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet trips over the leg of Lethal Consequences! He crashes and lands face first in the ring leaving yet another red smear on the mat!!! Lethal laughs as he drops down and grabs the legs of his opponent… He twists him up sitting on his back… Boston Crab has been applied! Prophet is screaming and reaching out trying to get to them ropes but can he even see them? He might be operating on pure instinct here.
(The camera cuts to a closeup of The Visual Prophet’s face showing blood flowing down from his nose and dripping into a pool on the ring mat.)
Stew-O: Can he make it to the ropes? The Visual Prophet screaming and clawing his way across the ring but Lethal Consequences is holding on tight! Prophet making some progress! He is moving across! He reaches out grabbing towards the ropes!!! Can he get there?!?!?
Flannery McCoy: HE GRABS THE ROPES! HE BREAKS THE HOLD!!! HE DID IT!!! LET GO LETHAL YOU LITTLE B-
Jake Mercer: But Lethal Consequences pulls him off the ropes and back into the middle of the ring! The Visual Prophet almost had things broken up there but he failed!!! He is just right back where he started and the struggle could not be more real! Prophet desperately trying to break the hold! He is using all his strength now trying to power out of it!!! He is pushing Lethal off! Lethal almost up to a vertical stance as the hold is nearly losing its effect!!!! Prophet flips out from under Lethal! He is free!!! He got out!
Stew-O: Upside down the Visual Prophet grabs Lethal Consequences as he breaks free and rolls him up into a pinning combination! Prophet pulling Lethal from his vertical stance nearly flipping him entirely over as he grabs his arms and twists him down to the mat! The cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout at the last millisecond by Lethal Consequences!!! The Visual Prophet’s last desperate attempt to win this match nearly had him but it wasn’t enough!!! Both men slowly back up but it looks like Lethal is in much better shape at this point! He slaps The Visual Prophet hard across the face! And a hard back chop to the chest sends Prophet staggering back towards the ropes! Lethal slaps him hard across the back with a thunderous sound that reverberates across the entire arena! Prophet turns around as he is grimacing in rage he is going t-
Stew-O: LCR CONNECTS! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH A DEVASTATING JUDAS EFFECT!!!
Jake Mercer: But The Visual Prophet is still standing! How the hell?!?! Lethal Consequences looks just as confused as any of us as he immediately grabs The Visual Prophet and lifts him up into the air… you know what he is looking for here… GTJ!!!!
Flannery McCoy: A thunderous GTJ right there from Lethal Consequences putting The Visual Prophet right to sleep! The cover and this one is done and over with! The referee slides in to make the count in a dramatic fashion as he flourishes his arm up and down in the air in preparation for the final countdown!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“This is Your Life” by The Dust Brothers & Tyler Durden hits!!!)
Jake Mercer: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!? DRAKE KING’S MUSIC? LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HAD THIS MATCH WON BUT WHAT IS HE DOING OUT HERE?
(Lethal Consequences is shown standing up before the referee finished the three count to look up towards the entrance ramp.)
Lethal Consequences: Oh now the champ decides to show his face! Couldn’t get enough of me last time huh? Come on I will take down both of you little bitches! :dave:
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences is talking his shit but where is the champion?!?! Wait who is that in the ring?!?!? From behin-
(A hooded figure is shown standing in the ring as Lethal Consequences turns around looking shocked.)
Lethal Consequences: Hiding your face huh? Looks like you are just as scared of me as I thought! :mjlol:
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences moving towards the hooded figure as it slowly backs up… The figure is shaking and retreating into the corner! It is clearly scared of this man!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE KING IS A HUGE PUSSY CONFIRMED! :mjlol: :mjlol: :mjlol:
Stew-O: WAIT FROM BEHIND!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET IS UP!!! HE IS GOING FOR LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH A DERANGED LOOK ON HIS FACE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: KISS TO THE HEAD!!! THAT BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE CONNECTS AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NOT THIS WAIIIIIIIIIIII
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen blasts across the speakers as The Visual Prophet stands tall over Lethal Consequences’ fallen body.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE VISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUALLLLL PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPHHHHHETTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: He did it!!!
Jake Mercer: He cheated! He used Drake King to pull out the victory! He doesn’t deserve it!
Stew-O: Wait! I don’t think that’s Drake King!!!!
(The hooded figure slowly lowers their hood unmasking themselves to reveal none other than Drake King’s sister Jessica Miller. Jessica is shown with a devious grin on her face as she points and laughs at the unconscious Lethal Consequences on the ground.)
Flannery McCoy: IT’S JESSICA MILLER! SHE IS OUT FOR REVENGE AFTER THAT SON OF A BITCH KIDNAPPED HER ON DYNASTY!!!
Jake Mercer: This deranged bitch is out of control! She is making false accusations and now personally intervening in an attempt to destroy Lethal Consequences’ career! She has no right to be here!
(Jessica Miller is shown with a huge grin on her face as she raises up The Visual Prophet’s arm in victory.)
Stew-O: Well regardless of how you feel about how it all came to an end, the winner of this match is indeed 2020’s King of Elite the Visual Prophet! He will still have to defend the tag team titles here tonight but he is certainly off to a great start with this victory!
Flannery McCoy: Let’s be real Jake. Lethal Consequences would have done exactly the same thing if it allowed him to get the win. I have no sympathy for him whatsoever!
Jake Mercer: I should have done something… I should have been there! Mark my words Lethal! Next time! I will be there for you! I will be your Jessica!
Flannery McCoy: Oh no you certainly won’t. I will chain you down to the announce table again if I have to.
Jake Mercer: :whoa:
Stew-O: Congratulations to The Visual Prophet and if I am being honest Lethal Consequences may have had that match won fair and square if Jessica Miller had not gotten involved. But who is to say. Either way Lethal showed just why he is an EAW Hall of Famer and Prophet showed why he could very well be a future one. I can see all kinds of gold in both of these men’s futures and who knows… Pain for Pride is right around the corner!!!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Cold Takes with Rex McAllister. Tune in today and enjoy an Ice cold take!)
(The camera fades backstage, where the newly crowned Specialists Champion Sarah Price is walking with her Championship in her hands, clearly still in disbelief over what happened. Sarah had finally won her first Championship in EAW, proving everyone that doubted her wrong. As she walks through the hallway, she’s stopped in her tracks by a familiar face, one that causes a huge smile to grow on her face.)
Sarah Price: Sierra! You’re here!?
(Sierra Bradford is standing in front of Sarah using a pair of crutches. Sierra isn’t cleared for in ring competition yet, but there was no way she was going to miss out on her big moment. Sarah immediately goes in to hug Sierra, causing both women to be teary-eyed, especially knowing all Sarah had to go through to get here.)
Sierra Bradford: I wasn’t going to miss this for the world, Sarah. I’m so freakin’ proud of you. You know, when everything that went down at Grand Rampage happened, it hurt knowing that I wouldn’t be able to be there for you. SASS means just as much to me as it does to you Sarah. I really wish I was able to be by your side this past month, but either way I’m happy for you. You deserve this and so much more, Sarah. I’m so glad that I’m at the very least able to see you holding the title. This is the best. This honestly makes me so happy Sarah. I’m so happy for you, I don’t even think there’s any words that can describe it.
Sarah Price: Thank you. Thank you so much. I honestly don’t even know what to say. I missed you so much Sierra. I was thrown all the way back at square one when you were injured at Grand Rampage, and I didn’t know what to do. Just a month ago after Grand Rampage I had no idea where my career was gonna go, especially without you there. I just can’t believe it. It’s all so surreal to me. This isn’t just some dream or anything like that now. I’m really the new Specialists Champio-
???: Sorry if I’m interrupting anything. Congrats, Champ.
(Suddenly, the voice is revealed to be coming from Shawn Sturgis, who walks into the camera’s view alongside Komatsu Ogawa. The smile on Sarah’s face immediately fades away as Sierra turns around towards the two.)
Shawn Sturgis: What’s with the look? I said congratulations, didn’t I? Turn that frown upside down, we’re not here to hurt you.
Sarah Price: What do you two want this time? Haven’t you bothered me enough? I already accepted your challenge, what else could you possibly be here for?
Komatsu Ogawa: What do you mean what do we want? This isn’t about us Sarah. This is about you. You’re the one that managed to defeat Darcy May Morgan. You managed to win the Specialists Championship, your first ever title. You should be celebrating this accolade.
Shawn Sturgis: Yeah, don’t mind the two of us. After all, all we’re doing is scouting our competition at Fighting Spirit. Well, scouting our one opponent. Honestly Sarah, that was an incredibly bold move of you to make in accepting our challenge. Not many other people would’ve done that, and that’s because there appears to be a lot of smart people out there. A two on one handicap match against the two of us? You don’t stand a chance of winning a match like that Sarah. You can’t defeat the Unique Ones without anyone being there by your side. It’s impossible. You may have overcome the odds and beat Darcy May Morgan, but that’s only one person. You only had one wrestler to worry about with Darcy, but Fighting Spirit won’t be like that, will it Ogawa?
Komatsu Ogawa: Of course not. Facing two men by your lonesome is a difficult task no matter who you are, and we’re also not just two men. There is nobody as dangerous as the two of us when we’re together. The Unique Ones are the future, and-
(Sierra uses her crutches to step in front of Sarah, getting in between her and the Unique Ones.)
Sierra Bradford: Alright, I’ve heard enough. Sarah, why are you even doing this? I have to admit, even I don’t like the idea of you facing these two on your own, especially considering the types of tricks they’ll probably pull. Anyways, you two can leave now. Go away.
Shawn Sturgis: Oh. You hear that Ogawa? #Sierra1Leg is making us leave.
Komatsu Ogawa: Making us leave? I don’t see anyone making us do anything.
Shawn Sturgis: You know what, you’re right Ogawa. Sorry Sierra but we’re not exactly done here, so if you want us to leave you’re gonna have to make us leave.
(Shawn Sturgis steps right in front of Sierra, and the two stand face to face as a clear look of anger grows on Sierra’s face, meanwhile Shawn keeps his same cool, calm, and collected face.)
Shawn Sturgis: Well? I’m waiting. Make us leave Sierra.
Shawn Sturgis: Alright, this is getting boring.
(Sturgis kicks one of the crutches away from Sierra, causing her to nearly fall before Sarah catches her. Sarah gets the crutch and helps give it to Sierra as the Unique Ones laugh to themselves. Immediately after, Sarah begins to walk up to Shawn, when another voice is heard, catching everyone’s attention.)
???: Look who we have here.
(Drake King walks into the camera’s view, and walks right past Sarah and Sierra, looking Shawn Sturgis in the eyes after what the Unique Ones did to him on Voltage.)
Shawn Sturgis: Oh, hey other Champ! Haven’t seen you all week. Last I saw you, you were staring at the lights thanks to the two of us. Have you been feeling okay lately?
Drake King: You’re not funny. I really hope you weren’t expecting to just get away with that cheap attack you pulled.
Komatsu Ogawa: You mean the one you started? You’re the one that tackled me for no reason, not your fault you couldn’t handle the both of us.
Drake King: I-
Sarah Price: I don’t need you to fight my battles Drake, I can do that on my own. I really don’t need your help, at all.
Drake King: Well clearly the both of you do in fact need me to fight your battles, because Sierra isn’t even supposed to be here right now. You clearly need help and since Sierra can’t be here to help you, I know exactly who can be.
Sarah Price: Please don’t tell me you mean-
Drake King: Yep. At Fighting Spirit, I’m going team up with you to face these two idiots.
Sarah Price: What?? You can’t-
Shawn Sturgis: I have to admit, I like the sound of that. The World Heavyweight Champion and the Specialists Champion falling to the Unique Ones would be an amazing way to make our mark here. In fact, if I recall correctly Drake, didn’t you and the one legged girl over there fail to do that same thing earlier this year against TLA and Darcy May Morgan? We’ve got this. What do you say Ogawa?
Komatsu Ogawa: I accept. This is the opportunity the two of us have been waiting for. We might not have the numbers advantage anymore nor do we have the accomplishments the two of you do, but we’re by far the better team. Clearly you two don’t like each other at al- or I should say, Sarah doesn’t like Drake at all. That’s gonna make this match a whole lot more fun for us.
Drake King: Then it’s official. Sarah Price and Drake King verus whatever you two call yourselves at Fighting Spirit.
Sarah Price: Drake you can’t do that, I was perfectly fine with the handicap-
(Drake puts his hand out, stopping Sarah before she could finish speaking.)
Drake King: Sarah, the decision is final. The match has been made.
(The Unique Ones nod their heads in agreement, before making their exit with huge smiles on their faces. As Drake turns back towards Sarah, he immediately notices the frustration and disbelief in her face over what just happened in the past few minutes, and she can’t help but storm away from the area, leaving only Drake and Sierra there on their own. There’s a real awkward vibe, both because of what just occurred, and their previous issues, but the awkward silence is broken when-)
???: Drake? Drake! There you are! Oh, and you’re here too.
(The Visual Prophet walks up towards Drake and Sierra with a cheeky smile on his face, and the first thing Viz notices is the crutches Sierra is using to walk. He has a clearly fake surprised look on his face, and knowing how Viz is, Drake is immediately annoyed and already wants to end the conversation before it even begins. Drake sighs as Viz approaches the two and begins to speak.)
The Visual Prophet: Oh wow, I did all that? Sierra, poor girl, you look terrible! So, so, sorry about that. Drake wouldn’t stop sulking about it ever since I broke your ankle, but I didn’t realize it was THAT serious. Wow, maybe I should be a bit more careful next time after all.
Drake King: Viz, you knew what you were doing. Stop playing dumb.
The Visual Prophet: Well yeah, I did. You’re right. Of course, I also didn’t realize one small injury like that was gonna make you so mad.
Drake King: Why wouldn’t it?
The Visual Prophet: Because we’re the team that’ll do whatever it takes to win, right? We’re the Kings around here Drake, and we can’t let nobody tell us differently. Besides, didn’t I make it up to you? I saved your sister from being kidnapped AND beat LC all for you.
Drake King: No no no, in fact that’s another thing. I don’t like that she’s being brought into all this stuff. Your shenanigans is something Jessica should never be a part of. She shouldn’t have ever been involved with you from the very beginning.
The Visual Prophet: And why not? LC’s the one that’s been harassing her these past few weeks-
Drake King: You know what Viz, shut up. Just shut up already. I’m getting sick and tired of your games and how you take nothing seriously. I’m tired of you constantly involving the people I care about in things that shouldn’t concern them for your own benefit. You never believe that there’s any consequences for your actions and that’s a problem Viz. You don’t believe that you should actually be held accountable for the things you do. You’re irresponsible Viz, and the weight of your irresponsibility is falling on my shoulders when they shouldn’t have to.
The Visual Prophet: But-
Drake King: Stop. Talking. Please. All you do is talk Viz. You talk and you talk and you talk and do you realize the trouble you’ve gotten us into just by talking? Have you ever even looked back at all you’ve done just for your own entertainment? I’m sure you haven’t. You’re way too selfish. Jessica should not have been involved with any of this. Sierra shouldn’t be using crutches because you suddenly felt like injuring her for no reason. You’ve said time and time again that you care about me more than anyone, but you sure don’t show it.
(Drake begins walking away, bringing Sierra with him, leaving Viz alone, thinking to himself before brushing off the comments, still with a smile on his face as the camera begins to fade elsewhere.)
(The camera pans to the ring area. We see six ladders propped up and standing in the aisle way. Looking up we can see a red briefcase hanging some 25 feet up suspended in the air with a unique opportunity enclosed, and then finally to Stephie Love standing at ringside near the timekeepers area.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a LADDER MATCH for a special future opportunity! And here are the participants!
(‘Anxiety’ by Black Eyed Peas begins to play, and Christian DeMarco marches out on the stage. He looks on for a moment before making his way down the aisle toward the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Apple Valley, Minnesota, weighing in at TWO HUNDRED SIXTEEN POUNDS!!!… He’s known as ‘THE OMEGA MALE’….CHRISTIAN DEMARCO!!!!
(‘The News Countdown’ hits, as Eddie Terrial walks out from backstage. He’s extending his arms out, and then begins making his way down the aisle, throwing fake jabs at the air as he taunts at the camera.)
Stephie Love: And introducing his opponent, from New York, New York, weighing in at ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY FIVE POUNDS… He’s known as ‘THE HEADLINER’…..EDDIE TERRIAL!!!!
(The lights dim in the Dome of Doom. Smoke bellows up around the entrance, lit by red and purple lights. The ominous beat of Marilyn Manson’s ‘Cry Little Sister’ starts to play. Kasey Kaos walks through the curtain. Her eyes are wide, and she has a big smile on her face. Both arms are stretched towards the ring, her fingers spread wide. At the top of the ramp, she pulls her arms back to a Jesus-esque pose, before dropping to her knees, and laughing loudly. She drops to all-fours and crawls down the ramp, towards the nearest cameraman. She stops at the line of ladders on each side of her, presenting a devious smile with her tongue moving about as she salivates over the scene. At cameraman’s feet, she stands up, and pulls the camera close to her face – her eyes wide, and head tiled to the left, she laughs into it. When she reaches the bottom of the ramp, she crawls into the ring, stopping when she reaches the middle. She pushes herself back onto her knees and falls back, arms over her head.)
Stephie Love: And introducing their opponent, from London, England, weighing in at ONE HUNDRED THIRTY POUNDS… She’s known as MISS MAYHEM… KASEY KAOS!!!!
(‘Judas’ by Fozzy loudly plays now, as Hevel saunters out to the stage, wearing a smirk on his face. Then he continues to saunter his way to the ring, pausing only briefly to scope out the two rows of ladders at each side of the aisle. He scoffs before moving on to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And introducing their opponent, from New York, New York, weighing in at TWO HUNDRED TEN POUNDS… He’s known as THE VILLIAN and PERFECTION PERSONIFIED… HEVEL!!!!
(‘Missio’ by Middle Fingers hits, and Korey Gaines comes walking out onto the stage, with his arms spread apart, striking this pose for a few seconds before walking down the aisle with a determined expression, only briefly viewing the ladders in the aisle way before continuing his progression toward the ring.)
Stephie Love: And introducing their opponent, from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, weighing in at ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY POUNDS… He’s known as ‘THE AERIAL BASTARD’…. KOREY GAINES!!!!
(‘Come On’ by Waterproof Blonde replaces ‘Missio’, and with this Ronan walks down to the ring with a cocky strut and a devilish-smirk to him, when he hits the ring Ronan takes the time to shadow-box to prepare for his upcoming match.)
Stephie Love: And introducing their last opponent, from Cape Town, South Africa, weighing in at TWO HUNDRED EIGHTY POUNDS.… He’s the ‘PURVEYOR OF VIOLENCE…RONAN MALOSI!!!!
(Each competitor is now in the ring, and they’re already looking up at the briefcase that is suspended up above. Well, except for Kasey Kaos because she’s savage and has an animalistic nature about her, which explains why she’s licking her lips at each of her opponents and nearly salivating over the violence she is capable of causing with the rules thrown out.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Six competitors, one unique opportunity; perhaps a chance to move up to the next rung— AND HERE WE GO! Kasey Kaos immediately finds a foe with Hevel both unloading unto each other with multiple closed fists! Korey Gaines proceeds to throw a series of shoot kicks at Eddie Terrial who wasn’t prepared for it apparently! Christian Demarco is already sliding out of the ring, gazing at the two rows of ladders that are set up just inches from him… BUT RONAN MALOSI PURSUES CHRISTIAN DEMARCO, AND GOES SOARING OUT OF THE RING! NAILING CHRISTIAN DEMARCO WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE FROM THE RING APRON! Christian down momentarily! Christian Demarco and Ronan Malosi already picking their spots as they escape the other’s crosshairs, and are both in pursuit of the nearby standing ladders at the aisle way, it’s just a matter of who will get to a ladder first, get in the ring to climb up and claim the prize! Korey Gaines is climbing up the ropes near the two of them! What’s he thinking of here!!?? Korey Gaines measures them both up! HOWEVER, EDDIE TERRIAL FROM BEHIND SHOVES KOREY GAINES OFF THE ROPES!!! BUT KOREY GAINES, RESOURCEFUL AND ALL, LANDS DOWN ON RONAN AND CHRISTIAN DEMARCO PERFECTLY!!!
Flannery McCoy: Eddie Terrial spins around RIGHT INTO A RUNNING LARIAT FROM KASEY KAOS! Eddie was NOT expecting that! But Kasey is immediately spun around by…IT’S HEVEL! HEVEL WITH THE TERMINATOR, THAT KICK TO THE HEAD!!! NO! KASEY SHOVES HEVEL AWAY TO PREVENT THE CONNECTION OF THAT DEVASTATING KICK! Kasey Kaos whips Hevel into the ropes! BUT HEVEL USES THAT MOMENTUM TO DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! RUNNING LEAPING MOONSAULT OVER THE TOP ROPE DOWN ONTO RONAN MALOSI, KOREY GAINES, AND CHRISTIAN DEMARCO WHO WERE DUKING IT OUT ON THE OUTSIDE!!! TAKING ALL FOUR MEN DOWN!!! This is outright insanity, and we’ve just started folks! Everyone wants to take the greatest risks in this match as it stands now!
Jake Mercer: Finally someone with some intelligence, Kasey Kaos slides out on the opposite end where everyone else is… folding up a placed ladder, where she folds it up and runs with it toward her four adversaries on the floor: Korey Gaines, Ronan Malosi, Christian DeMarco, and Hevel and it connects with each man’s chest clotheslining each to the ground! KASEY KAOS PROCEEDS TO CRUSH THE LADDER ON TOP OF HER FOUR OPPONENTS! THIS WOMAN IS SAVAGE!!! She grabs another ladder now and slides it into the ring! Kasey attempts to slide in, BUT IS DRIVEN RIGHT BACK OUT WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE FROM EDDIE TERRIAL THAT SENDS KASEY FALLING BACK A GOOD FEW INCHES FROM THE RINGSIDE AREA BACK TOWARD THE AISLE WAY! Eddie Terrial picks up the ladder, setting it up in the middle of the ring! BUT WAIT! FROM BEHIND, RONAN MALOSI WHO JUST SLID BACK IN TAKES EDDIE TERRIAL’S HEAD AND SLAMS IT AS HARD AS HE CAN RIGHT INTO THE LADDER! Eddie Terrial stumbles backwards on wobbly legs, AND RONAN HOISTS EDDIE TERRIAL’S WHOLE BODY UP WITH HIS LEGS SUSPENDED IN THE AIR! AND A JACKHAMMER!!! MY LAWD!!!
Stew-O: Ronan takes advantage of his situation and decides to climb the ladder rather quickly! He could have it won already right here! But Korey Gaines sneakily slides into the ring, seeing this… and he runs up behind Ronan! Throwing multiple forearms into his spine! And now Christian DeMarco has slid into the ring. He’s already on top of the situation at hand! He’s climbing up on the other end, Christian DeMarco is climbing up the ladder! This is becoming a race to the top! Ronan is being pulled down by Gaines, but Christian DeMarco is at the top! AND KOREY GAINES GRIPS RONAN FIRMLY AROUND THE WAIST… MODIFIED GERMAN SUPLEX RIGHT OFF THE SIDE OF THE LADDER!!! RONAN TAKES A VIOLENT FALL FROM THAT LANDING ON HIS HEAD! BUT CHRISTIAN DEMARCO HAS HIS HANDS ON THE BRIEFCASE!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LOOK!!! IT’S KASEY KAOS, SHE SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING WITH A STEEL CHAIR IN HAND!!! KASEY INSTANTLY CHUCKS THE STEEL CHAIR AT THE BACK OF CHRISTIAN DEMARCO WITH ALL OF HER STRENGTH! Christian loses his grip on the briefcase momentarily, grasping at his back… AND KASEY IS TRYING TO TIP THE LADDER OVER!!! SHE DOES!!! BUT CHRISTIAN DEMARCO JUMPS DOWN LAST SECOND! THAT LADDER LANDED OUTSIDE THE RING! Korey Gaines on the other hand smartly brings in a second ladder now from outside the ring! He rests it in the corner, but Hevel pulls himself back onto the apron… AND SPRINGS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!…
Jake Mercer: AIR HEVEL! SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT ONTO KOREY GAINES— KOREY GAINES SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT BACKWARDS!!! GAINES COUNTERS IT INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX RIGHT ONTO THE LADDER IN THE CORNER!!! HEVEL GOES SPINE FIRST INTO THE LADDER, BUT IT DOES NOT BREAK! Ronan finds himself back in this as well and has now found himself a new enemy in Kasey Kaos, both exchanging multiple blows to the head! One after another! Kasey Kaos with ‘Ask The Angels’, the spin kick, but Ronan catches it between his arms! AND HAMMERS DOWN ON THE KASEY’S KNEECAP WITH SEVERAL SHARP ELBOWS! AND THEN SWEEPS HER OFF HER FEET, HE HAS HER UP! HE TRANSITIONS HER INTO POSTION! HE’S GOT HER! FALLAWAY TOSS OVER THE TOP ROPE! THE GUNSLINGER BY RONAN MALOSI AND KASEY KAOS CRASHES AND BURNS ONTO THE LADDER! THATA-WAY RONAN! RONAN JUST TOSSED KASEY KAOS TO THE OUTSIDE LIKE YESTERDAY’S TRASH! YOU STINK KASEY! HOW’S THAT FOR A HOT TAKE!!??
Stew-O: THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO DENYING THAT THAT HAD TO HURT, EVEN FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS AS HIGH A PAIN THRESHOLD THE LIKES OF KASEY KAOS! KASEY LANDS ON THE LADDER SHE PUSHED DOWN!!! Ronan is back to his feet, BUT IS TAKEN DOWN BY A SLINGBLADE FROM KOREY GAINS!!! Korey manages to take the big man off his feet, and now Christian DeMarco is making another go at the briefcase up above to secure a unique opportunity, as he once again pulls one the ladder resting in the corner back up, positioning it perfectly under the briefcase… but is met with a wicked superkick to the head from Eddie Terrial that sends DeMarco staggering backwards! And there’s another stiff superkick connecting with the chest this time! AND EDDIE RAPIDLY DRILLS HIS BOOTS OVER AND OVER INTO DEMARCO’S STOMACH AND CHEST AREA! DeMarco stumbles backwards…
Flannery McCoy: AND KOREY GAINES NAILS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A VERY LOUD LEAPING ENZUIGIRI! Christian DeMarco is taken down to a knee! Korey Gaines distances himself away from Christian DeMarco possibly setting something up here? KOREY CHARGES… RIGHT INTO A NASTY PELE KICK FROM EDDIE TERRIAL!!! THIS KID IS OPPORTUNISTIC! HE JUST PICKS HIS SPOTS! KOREY COLLAPSES OFF HIS FEET! Eddie goes to climb up the ladder now, but this time is stopped by Hevel! Hevel lands some vicious shots with his forearms to the back of Eddie Terrial! But Eddie smashes his elbows into Hevel’s temple multiple times! AND THERE’S CHRISTIAN DEMARCO WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE BACK OF EDDIE TERRIAL’S HEAD!!!
Jake Mercer: OH! THERE’S MALOSI AGAIN! HE LOCKS THE WRIST OF EDDIE TERRIAL! THE SOUVENIR FROM RONAN MALOSI!! RONAN WITH THAT PULL BACK RIPCORD ELBOW STRIKE TO THE HEAD!! EDDIE’S DOWN, BUT NOT FOR LONG! EDDIE TERRIAL GETS LIFTED UP WITH EASE BY RONAN AND IS THEN SENT RIGHT INTO THE LADDER POSITIONED AT THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! WHAT THE?? AND I CAN’T TELL WHAT GOT IT WORSE, EDDIE OR THE LADDER! THE LADDER IS BROKEN IN HALF!!! EDDIE TERRIAL MIGHT BE BROKEN IN HALF AS WELL! WHAT FORCE AND STRENGTH BY RONAN! Ronan Malosi is not messing around, this win could mean turning his career around within a blink of an eye! Ronan turns around, leaves the ring walking over to grab another ladder, folds it and brings it into the ring. We’ve got plenty of beaten and battered bodies all over the place! Ronan stands the ladder up and unfolds it. He begins to climb! UNTIL KOREY GAINES RUSHES TOWARD RONAN! KOREY IS THERE TO MEET RONAN MALOSI AGAIN AT THE LADDER! KOREY PULLS HIM DOWN… AND THERE’S a Kick, Kick, Kick, SUPERKICK PARTY!!! ( !!! Ronan is driven over the top rope where he meets nose first with the white canvas below) I fear the worst for Ronan’s face! And Ronan’s face is busted, he’s got blooded already streaming from his nose, mouth…I mean, his face is fucked!
Stew-O: I don’t. It might actually be an improvement, if we’re being honest. Oops, did I say that on the air? At any rate Korey Gaines now rushes up the ladder, climbing as quickly as he can! I’m amazed he’s going up untouched… BUT ON THE OTHER SIDE! KASEY KAOS! SHE’S HURTING, BUT SHE’S STILL IN THIS! SHE HAD A GREAT SHOWING IN THIS YEAR’S GRAND RAMPAGE! IN A WEEK FROM NOW SHE’S GOING TO BE CHALLENGING FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP! COULD SHE WALK OUT OF HERE WITH ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TOW!!?? RIGHT NOW SHE’S IS CLIMBING THE LADDER! Both competitors racing to the top, who’s going to get there first? IT’S KASEY KAOS! SHE BEAT KOREY GAINES TO THE TOP! SHE JUST TOUCHED THE BRIEFCASE! THAT BRIEFCASE COULD TAKE HER CAREER TO ANOTHER LEVEL! But GAINES CONNECTS WITH VICIOUS FOREARMS, ONE AFTER ANOTHER! Kasey teeters a bit as she falls back, but Kasey catches herself! THERE’S A FOREARM TO GAINES’S HEAD! AND ANOTHER! ANOTHER! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! Korey is wobbling around, I don’t think he’s going to last much longer up there! Kasey reaches up for the case… but Gaines desperately pushes it away and out of Kasey’s grasp momentarily!
Flannery McCoy: Kasey rams another forearm into Gaines’ face! BUT GAINES CATCHES THE BRIEFCASE ON THE WAY BACK, AND CLOCKS IT UPSIDE KASEY KAOS’ HEAD!!! KASEY LOOKS LIKE SHE’S ABOUT TO FALL! BUT KOREY CLIMBS HIGHER UP THE LADDER BUT HE’S NOT GOING FOR THE BRIEFCASE. WHAT’S HE DOING!!??… KOREY FLIPS OVERHEAD OF KASEY!!! OH MY GOD!!! SOMERSAULT POWERBOMB RIGHT OFF THE LADDER!!! KASEY KAOS LANDS BRUTALLY BACK DOWN ONTO THE MAT!!! KOREY LOOKS HURT FROM THAT FALL AS WELL!! AND HEVEL COMES ALONG AND SHOVES THE LADDER DOWN INTO THE BACK OF KOREY GAINES’ SKULL! HEVEL USED THE LADDER TO BURY KOREY AND KASEY KAOS UNDERNEATH IT!!! Hevel ensuring that nobody can pull a quick one in this match! Hevel grabs the ladder and folds it up and then smashes it over Korey Gaines and Kasey Kaos a few times over before….
Jake Mercer: HERE COMES CHRISTIAN DEMARCO RUSHING OFF THE ROPES!!! HE’S BACK IN THIS! CHRISTIAN CHARGES AT HEVEL AND GETS A KICK IN TO THE GUT OF HEVEL! NOT QUITE! HEVEL CATCHES THE KICK MID-WAY! HEVEL GOT HIM! THE DEATH OF SUPERMAN! THE INVERTED FACEBUSTER RIGHT ONTO THE LADDER THAT’S COVERING KASEY AND KOREY! MY LORD! And oh no… Hevel looks all around him! AND HE THOUGHT MAYBE HE WAS ALONE, BUT HE’S NOT! HEVEL HOISTED UP BY RONAN MALOSI WHO CAME FROM BEHIND! FALLAWAY SLAM!!! RONAN CONNECTING WITH A BEAUTIFUL FALL AWAY SLAM!!!
Stew-O: Christian DeMarco rolls off the ladder finally, both Kasey Kaos and Korey Gaines slide out of the ring… Ronan back to his feet, MTE!!! MAKING THE HEADLINE FROM EDDIE TERRIAL TO RONAN MALOSI!!! EDDIE’S BACK IN THIS… AND HE JUST STRUCK BACK AT RONAN MALOSI! RONAN IS SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT EDDIE’S RIGHT THERE! RONAN GOES CHARGING OFF THE ROPES! RUNNING LARIAT— NO! EDDIE SIDESTEPS IT, SHIFTING BEHIND RONAN! GERMAN SUPLEX! RONAN THROWS HIS ELBOWS BACK THOUGH! HE’S BLOCKING THE SUPLEX ATTEMPT! RONAN WITH ONE ELBOW AFTER ANOTHER! NOT LETTING THE GERMAN SUPLEX GO THROUGH! He’s fighting out of it! Ronan escapes Eddie’s grip, spinning around on a dime… AND NOW KOREY GAINES COMES SPRINTING AT THEM MID-WAY! KOREY WITH A DOUBLE DROPKICK! KNOCKING THEM BOTH BACK INTO THE ROPES!
Flannery McCoy: AND KOREY GAINES TAKES OFF IN A SPRINT AT BOTH OF THEM… HOLD ON! THEY BOTH RONAN AND EDDIE DUMP HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE FOR A DOUBLE BACK BODY DROP! But amazingly Gaines lands on his feet! BUT GAINES SPRINGS BACKWARDS OFF THE ROPES BEFORE IT CONNECTS! SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SMASH ONTO KASEY KAOS WHO HAD JUST GOT BACK TO HER FEET!!! Kasey back up but she’s then met by A FALCON KICK ROUNDHOUSE TO HER TEMPLE FROM KOREY GAINES! DEAR LORD! But Eddie and Ronan are locked in an intense battle in the ring, exchanging blows one right after the other! It’s so hard to keep up with it all!
Stew-O: Christian DeMarco is lifting the one ladder in the ring back up! And now Hevel takes the another ladder from the outside and slides it in the ring and slides right in, now standing and bringing it up to his waist level in the ring with… oh boy, Eddie Terrial and Ronan Malosi stop going at it as they now find themselves wedged between Christian Demarco and Hevel with ladders! Hevel looks across to Christian Demarco… AND BOTH RUN AT EDDIE AND RONAN!!! EDDIE AND RONAN ARE DOOMED! THEY GET SANDWICHED— NO! THEY BOTH DROP TO THEIR BACKS, AND HEVEL AND CHRISTIAN DEMARCO COLLIDE WITH THE LADDERS! Both stumble backwards, BUT THEN CHARGE AT ONE ANOTHER! COLLIDING ONCE MORE! YOU COULD HEAR CLANGING SOUND AS THEY DID! THEY’RE BATTLING IT OUT AS IF THE LADDERS WERE SWORDS!
Jake Mercer: Who’s going to win?! Who’s going to be left standing?! This has been one hell of a match so far! No fans? No problem, because we at Dynasty got you covered! HEVEL CHUCKS HIS LADDER AT CHRISTIAN DEMARCO… CHRISTIAN DEMARCO DOES THE SAME! THE LADDERS JUST HIT EACH OTHER MID-AIR, BUT DEMARCO CATCHES HEVEL OFF GUARD WITH A SPRINTING SPINNING BACKFIST!!! HEVEL IS TAKEN DOWN! And Ronan now grabs one of those ladders they were just using, setting it up! He’s trying to hurry himself, as he proceeds to climb! But Eddie Terrial is right there behind him! Eddie Terrial throws a couple of fists to his spine, and climbs up with him! Eddie grips around his head— AND DROPS HIM TO THE CANVAS ONCE MORE WITH A REVERSE DDT OFF THE SIDE OF THE LADDER!!! MY GOD!!! HOT TAKE EDDIE, RONAN OWNS YOU NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND! LEARN YOUR PLACE YOU IGNORANT FOOL!
Stew-O: Eddie kips back to his feet! He’s on fire here! And on the outside… Kasey Kaos is back to her feet! She lifts up a ladder, wedging it between the lower rope on the apron…. and on the barricade??? This isn’t spelling good news for someone! Eddie Terrial desperately climbs up the ladder! He’s making his way up quickly! And he’s on the top! HE REACHES FOR THE CASE! IS THIS IT??? KASEY KAOS SLIDES INTO THE RING! EDDIE IS FINGERTIPS AWAY… AND KASEY KAOS SETS UP THE SECOND LADDER NEXT TO HIM! KASEY CLIMBS UP HER LADDER! BUT EDDIE HAS HIS HANDS ON THE BRIEFCASE, AND KASEY THROWS A HUGE CLOSED FIST PUNCH TO HIS RIBS! EDDIE KEELS OVER EVER SO SLIGHTLY, CERTAINLY FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THAT BLOW TO THE RIBS! THIS WOMAN HAS DISHED OUT LOTS OF PAIN TONIGHT! THEY SURE DON’T CALL HER MISS MAYHEM FOR NO REASON! SHE’S LIVING UP TO IT EVERY BIT!
Flannery McCoy: KASEY AGAIN WITH MORE PUNCHES! PUNCH AFTER PUNCH! SHE’S RELENTLESS WITH THIS ATTACK DRIVING HER BOOT INTO EDDIE’S RIBS NOW IN HOPES TO KEEP THE CASE OUT OF EDDIE’S GRASP! AND NOW KOREY GAINES JOINS IN ON THE DANGER AS HE CLIMBS UP THE OPPOSITE SIDE ON THE SAME LADDER OF EDDIE TERRIAL! BUT THERE’S RONAN MALOSI TOO! RONAN CLIMBS UP THE LADDER THAT KASEY KAOS IS ON! Eddie is forced to release the case, and it swings in Kasey’s direction! But Ronan drives a fist into Kasey’s face! Two punches! Three punches! Kasey just absorbing these blows, she’s teetering off the ladder! Korey Gaines is going for the case, and he grabs onto it! AND GAINES SMASHES IT INTO EDDIE’S HEAD FORCEFULLY OVER AND OVER! EDDIE FALLS BACKWARDS OFF THE LADDER! KOREY GAINES IS TRYING TO UNHOOK THE CASE!
Stew-O: BUT RONAN MALOSI EXTENDS HIS ARMS OVER, RIPPING IT OUT OF KOREY’S GRIP! AND DELIVERING MULTIPLE HEADBUTTS! KOREY CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! KOREY FALLS OFF THE LADDER! THEN RONAN SLAMS THE BRIEFCASE RIGHT INTO KASEY’S HEAD OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! ONE VICIOUS SHOT AFTER THE OTHER! HO MUCH CAN SHE TAKE!!? HOW IS THIS WOMAN STILL ON THE LADDER!!?? KASEY KAOS JUST WON’T GO AWAY! SHE’S HANGING ON BY A HAND… KASEY FALLS!!! SHE RELEASES HER GRIP ON THE LADDER AND FALLS SPINE FIRST TO THE MAT!!! RONAN HAS IT! RONAN GOT IT! HE UNHOOKS…
Jake Mercer: KOREY! KOREY! KOREY GAINES! OH MY GOD! NOOO!!! HOT TAKE, KOREY! YOUR CAREER WILL GO ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE IF YOU DON’T LET THAT MAN GO! CRAP! KOREY GAINES CLIMBS UP UNDERNEATH RONAN’S LEGS! AND HE’S GOT HIM HOISTED UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION! RONAN IS STRUGGLING TO UNHOOK THE BRIEFCASE… BUT HE LOSES HIS GRIP! RONAN RELEASES HIS HOLD ON THE BRIEFCASE AND HIS CHANCE TO TAKE HIS CAREER UP A NOTCH TO ANOTHER LEVEL!! AND OH MY GOD!!! ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER!!! KOREY GAINES TAKES RONAN MALOSI DOWN WITH A DEADLY ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER!!! MY LORD!!! Korey just saved himself and literally everyone else from defeat, but he should take this time to climb back up the ladder!
Stew-O: I think Korey is going to do it! Korey is slowly getting back up… and he’s climbing back up the ladder! He’s going to do it! Korey is going to take this match right here right now! He’s almost there— But Christian DeMarco! CHRISTIAN DEMARCO DRAGS THE LADDER WITH KOREY GAINES ON IT AWAY FROM THE CENTER!!! RIGHT UP AGAINST THE ROPES!!! AND CHRISTIAN CLIMBS UP THE LADDER! WHY??? IT’S NOWHERE NEAR THE BRIEFCASE! Oh… wait, that ladder is oddly close toward the wedged ladder Kasey Kaos set up not so long ago! I don’t think I like the looks of this… But Christian is met by a huge right from Korey! But Christian retaliates with a huge left!
Flannery McCoy: There’s a right hook from Korey, but another left from Christian DeMarco! These two are going at it! BUT DEMARCO IS NOW UNLEASHING WITH RAPID LEFT AND RIGHT HOOKS! OVERWHELMING KOREY, BUT KOREY THROWS ONE MORE RIGHT!!! ANOTHER RIGHT! KOREY CATCHES DEMARCO’S ARM THIS TIME, AND HOOKS IT OVER HIS SHOULDER!!! OH NO!!! OH NO!!! HE CLIMBS UP THE LADDER FURTHER, HE’S CRAZY… HE’S STANDING STRAIGHT UP ON THE SECOND STEP FROM THE TOP—- HE HAS DEMARCO IN THE SUPERPLEX POSITION! OH MY GOD!! SUPERPLEX OFF LADDER TO THE OUTSIDE!!!
Stew-O: KOREY GAINES WITH A SUPERPLEX OF CHRISTIAN DEMARCO TO THE OUTSIDE RIGHT THROUGH THE LADDER THAT’S WEDGED BETWEEN THE APRON AND BARRICADE!!! THEY HAVE BROKEN THE LADDER IN HALF! AND I THINK THEY MAY HAVE BROKEN EACH OTHER IN HALF! NEITHER MEN ARE MOVING AN INCH! WE NEED A REPLAY OF THAT!!!
(Replays with different angles of Korey Gaines executing a superplex to Christian DeMarco from the top of the ladder and both men falling into the ladder wedged outside is shown…)
Jake Mercer: THIS IS INSANE! THE RISKS THEY’RE TAKING TO KEEP EACH OTHER DOWN AND OUT!!! AND LOOK!!! HEVEL SETS THE SECOND LADDER THAT WAS ALREADY UP CLOSER TO THE BRIEFCASE!!! HE’S THE ONLY ONE LEFT STANDING!!! HEVEL CLIMBS! CLIMB HEVEL, CLIMB FASTER!!!
Flannery McCoy: HE’S SO CLOSE!!! HEVEL’S RIGHT THERE! HE HAS A CHANCE TO MAKE HIS DREAMS COME TRUE! HE REACHES WITH ALL HE’S GOT!!! HE’S SO CLOSE…. NO!!! EDDIE TERRIAL IS BACK!!! HE’S STILL ALIVE!! EDDIE SHOVES THE LADDER DOWN! HE SHOVES IT DOWN!!! OH MY GOD! HEVEL FALLS AND LANDS HEAD FIRST ON THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!! HE’S GOTTA BE DEAD! THAT CERTAINLY HAS GOTTA REMOVE HIM FROM THIS MATCH!! AND EDDIE’S ALL ALONE! THIS COULD BE HIS MOMENT! EDDIE STANDS THE LADDER IN THE RING BACK UP IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! HE’S TAKING HIS TIME, BUT HE’S ALSO EXHAUSTED! HE NOW BEGINS TO SLOWLY ASCEND TOWARD THE HEAVENS!! HE’S HALF WAY NOW!!
Stew-O: WAIT A MINUTE!! IT’S CHRISTIAN DEMARCO!! HOW’S THAT MAN EVEN ABLE TO WALK! THAT HE’S RECOVERED ALREADY IS INHUMAN!! HE TOOK A HELL OF A FALL JUST MOMENTS AGO AFTER THAT SUPERPLEX THROUGH THE LADDER!! HE’S ALSO EXHAUSTED AS HE BRINGS A LADDER OF HIS OWN IN FROM THE OUTSIDE!! HE’S LOOKING TO PICK HIS LADDER UP BUT HE NOTICES EDDIE TERRIAL GETTING CLOSER!! CHRISTIAN DECIDES THAT HE CAN’T HAVE THAT!! CHRISTIAN LEAVES HIS LADDER ON THE APRON AND MAKES HIS WAY OVER TO THE SIDE THAT EDDIE TERRIAL IS CLIMBING AT!! CHRISTIAN MAKES HIS WAY UP, WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN HERE!!?? EDDIE TERRIAL TAKES A SLAP TO HIS BACK!! HE SURE FELT THAT ONE!! CHRISTIAN GRABS TERRIAL UP AROUND HIS NECK!! WAIT A MINUTE!! HE CAN’T DO THIS!! REVERSE DDT! A REVERSE DDT THAT TAKES BOTH MEN BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!
Jake Mercer: The ladder survived the fall, because it’s still standing! Now Korey Gaines slides back in. Korey Gaines being opportunistic, he’s beaten up and wounded but he is beginning to climb! BUT RONAN IS BACK!!! RONAN MALOSI RUSHES OFF THE ROPES BEHIND KOREY, AND CATCHES HIM OFF GUARD WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! Christian DeMarco shakes off the cobwebs as he recovers back to his feet, but he’s immediately met face-to-face with Ronan Malosi! And Ronan throws wild hand thrusts to his neck and head! Ronan uses his superior strength to toss Christian DeMarco into the corner, and pierces him in the abdomen with a knee! Ronan hoists Christian DeMarco onto the top rope… this isn’t good! Christian sits there, as Ronan Malosi climbs!
Stew-O: Ronan is setting up for one hell of a superplex! He hooks DeMarco’s arm over his neck… and LIFTS HIM UP! DEMARCO TRIES FIGHTING RONAN MALOSI OFF! BUT IT’S TOO LATE! RONAN LIFTS HIM UP!!! AND DROPS BACKWARDS… SUPERPLEX!!! SUPERPLEX CONNECTS! RONAN CONNECTS WITH AN EMPATHETIC SUPERLEX… AND DEMARCO LANDS SPINE FIRST ON THE LADDER THAT WAS DRAGGED IN JUST MOMENTS EARLIER BY DEMARCO! HIS SPINE GOES RIGHT THROUGH THE SPREADER OF THE LADDER!!! RENDERING THAT LADDER USELESS IF THEY WISH TO CLIMB IT!!! HE MIGHT HAVE BROKEN DEMARCO’S BACK THERE!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi rolls back to his feet, scanning the area of where everyone is positioned… and the first person he see’s is Kasey Kaos who’s down, and she’s taken so much abuse! She’s resting against the ropes, but Ronan is about to change that! Ronan walks toward Kasey Kaos, but Kasey is ready for it and she beats Ronan to the jump attacking Ronan with a forearm to the head! But Ronan strikes back with a closed fist shot to Kasey’s head! But Kasey Kaos blocks it! Kaos with a stiff pop up kick to the stomach of Ronan Malosi— AND SHE’S SETTING UP THE SLING BLADE! THE HEADLOCK DRIVER COMBO!!! CAN SHE??? SHE DOES! SHE GOT HIM! THE SLING BLADE CONNECTS! SHE GOT HIM! RONAN MALOSI IS DOWN! HE’S OUT! HERE COMES KOREY GAINES!! HE JUST ATTEMPTED THE DETONATION KICK!! NO!! KASEY HAS KOREY GAINES!! SHE DROPS HIM WITH LONDON CALLING! THE INVERTED DDT!! SHE SEES DEMARCO RECOVERING, AND SHE HAS THAT DEVIOUS SMILE ON HER FACE JUST WAITING FOR DEMARCO TO COME TO HIS FEET! DEMARCO TURNS…CHERRY BOMB!! THE SHINING WIZARD TO CHRISTIAN DEMARCO!! AND EDDIE TERRIAL IS BACK UP BUT HE’S STILL STAGGERING…ASK THE ANGELS!! THAT DEVASTATING SPIN NEARLY TOOK EDDIE’S HEAD OFF!! KASEY KAOS IS NOW THE LAST ONE STANDING IN THE RING…
Stew-O: Kasey takes one good look at the briefcase as it slowly swings back and forth now, and now her eyes dart to everyone around she just put down on the canvas attempting to recover… Kasey re-positions the ladder that Korey Gaines and Christian DeMarco went flying off back toward the middle! I think we may be looking at our winner right here very soon guys! This could be it… Kasey Kaos slowly climbs up the ladder! Each step taken is a step toward fulfilling her dream to take her career up another notch! One step after the other… She’s at the top! She’s reached the top! She looks up to the briefcase, and she takes another step up?
Korey Gaines is starting to see what’s happening here as he desperately pulls himself back up using the ropes! Korey begins rushing up the ladder, but not as quickly as he would like because he’s battered he’s bruised but he’s not beaten yet! This causes Kasey to take a step back down as Korey is nearing her at the top! Now Kasey throws a hard shot at Korey Gaines! Korey reeling a bit from that one but he fires back a shot at Kasey Kaos himself! Now Kasey fires another shot at Korey Gaines! Gaines retaliates with one now! Kasey again! Now Korey! They continue this, while below Eddie Terrial and Christian DeMarco both seem to be the next two that are recovering! Ronan Malosi is up again! And he begins laying into Christian DeMarco— MAFIA KICK! MAFIA KICK SENDS EDDIE TERRIAL RIGHT OUT OF THE RING TO THE ARENA FLOOR! EDDIE TERRIAL APPEARS TO BE KNOCKED OUT COLD OUTSIDE THE RING!!! AND RONAN REDIRECTS HIMSELF TO THE SET UP THE OTHER LADDER IN THE RING SIDE BY SIDE WITH THE LADDER THAT KASEY KAOS AND KOREY GAINES ARE SLUGGING IT OUT ON!!! RONAN BEGINS ASCENDING AS QUICK AS HE CAN UP THE LADDER! BUT THE CHRISTIAN DEMARCO IS RIGHT THERE ON TOP OF IT! HE BEGINS CLIMBING UP ON THE OTHERSIDE OF THE LADDER OPPOSITE OF RONAN MALOSI, BUT RONAN HAS A SLIGHT HEAD START ON CHRISTIAN AS HE’S ALMOST TO THE TOP OF THE SECOND LADDER THAT WAS JUST SET UP! RONAN IS AT THE TOP! CHRISTIAN IS ABOUT THERE… AND RONAN SMASHES CHRISTIAN DEMARCO HEAD INTO THE TOP OF THE LADDER!
Jake Mercer: COME ON RONAN, FIGHT HIM!! KNOCK HIM OFF!! AGAIN HE SMASHES DEMARCO’S HEAD INTO THE LADDER! AND AGAIN! BUT DEMARCO PULLS AWAY… AND FIRES BACK WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! AND ANOTHER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT HAS RONAN REELING! THERE’S A THIRD! RONAN LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO FALL… BUT HE’S HANGING ON! NO!!! ONE MORE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT DOES THE TRICK! RONAN FALLS OFF THE LADDER, BUT HE LANDS ON HIS FEET! HE CAN’T BE DETERRED!! RONAN BEGINS CLIMBING BACK UP!! OH MY!! KOREY GAINES WAS JUST DRILLED WITH THAT HARD HEADBUTT FROM KASEY KAOS! ANOTHER HEADBUTT FROM KAOS! AND THERE GOES KOREY GAINES CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS! NO WAY HE’S GETTING UP… AND KASEY CLIMBS THE LADDER! COME ON RONAN!! NOOOOOO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING KASEY!!?? DEMARCO WITH A BACK ELBOW TO RONAN AS HE GETTING BACK TO THE TOP, AND THEN KASEY KAOS JUST USED ALL THE LEG STRENGTH THAT SHE HAD AND SENT THAT LADDER WITH CHRISTIAN DEMARCO AND RONAN MALOSI ON IT FALLING OVER WHERE BOTH MEN LAND ON THE OUTSIDE!! AND BOTH OF THEM ARE OUT!! KASEY KAOS FINALLY TAKES ONE FINAL STEP UP AND REACHES TO UNHOOK THE BRIEFCASE UP ABOVE!! THIS IS FOR A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY ALL SET UP BY STARR STAN!! SHE’S GONNA DO IT!! KASEY KAOS UNHOOKS THE CASE!!! SHE’S GOT IT!!! SHE FALLS ONTO THE MAT WITH THE BRIEFCASE CRADLED TO HER CHEST!!! SHE’S COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED!! BUT SHE’S A WINNER!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Cry Little Sister” by Marilyn Manson plays loudly throughout the Dome of Doom, as Kasey Kaos eyes widen as she continues laying on the canvas cradling the briefcase with a unique opportunity inside. She sits up now and stares down at the briefcase in her hands completely mesmerized by it, while Ronan Malosi sits back on the floor on the outside against our announce table… appearing very angry at the sight of this.)
Stephie Love: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH!!!… SHE’S MISS MAYHEM!!!… KASEY KAOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE ACTUALLY DID IT! SHE RUINED RONAN MALOSI’S DREAMS OF MOVING UP! DAMN HER!!… I DID NOT EXPECT KASEY KAOS OF ALL PEOPLE TO WIN THIS MATCH! I’M ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED BY THIS VICTORY! SHE JUST WON HERSELF A POSSIBLE ONE WAY TICKET TO..WELL, I DON’T KNOW!!! OH DAMMIT IT ALL TO HELL!!
Stew-O: Well, we certainly would like you to excuse my broadcast colleague for his unfortunate outburst, but Kasey Kaos along with six others really went all out and laid it all on the line tonight, and they came away from it in a big way. Especially the winner obviously, Kasey Kaos!
Flannery McCoy: It’s hard to think of her as a favorite or an underdog in this sense, because really a match like this literally ANYONE had a chance to win, but she’s definitely proven her worth tonight! This also makes me wonder, she’s got Minerva next week at Odyssey for the Universal Women’s Championship, she’s now won a briefcase enclosed with a unique opportunity…what’s next for her?? At any rate, a good effort by six competitors who should have bright futures here on Dynasty as we move forward toward Pain For Pride and beyond. But once again, congratulations to the winner….Kasey Kaos!
(Kasey Kaos shown rolling out of the ring, while Ronan Malosi is shown slapping the ring apron in complete frustration over not winning, leaving everyone else still down and barely stirring. The last shot shows Kasey Kaos paused in the aisle way facing her opponents and slowly raising the briefcase with the unique opportunity inside above her head! She has a crazed smile on her face as she sticks her tongue out, clearly satisfied with her big win before it fades.)
(Malcolm Jones stars in a commercial announcing the debut posthumous album for Pop Smoke, in stores June 12)
(The Gateway to Glory broadcast transitions into the locker room area belonging to the University of Wyoming. Inside, the camera finds Sienna Jade as she paces back and forth in her ring gear while her husband sits on a nearby bench, lacing up his boots before their match tonight against the team of Serena Bennett and Kassidy Heart.)
(As she fiddles with her phone in hand, Sienna is rambling aimlessly, half to herself, and half to Impact. From the look of it, it doesn’t seem as though Impact has done much to comfort her anxieties, but he has been bearing the bulk of her complaints regardless.)
Sienna Jade: –okay, I’m sure that there is a perfectly good explanation why Kassipoo hasn’t texted me back yet…maybe there’s a really, really, really long line at the Starbucks drive through…or, no, I’m sure she’s just getting her pre-match ritual down like the perfectionist she is, being sure to stretch each and every muscle and tendon in that perky, flawless little body, we wouldn’t want her to hurt herself…but it’s been hours now, there has to be something else going on…hair…makeup?! Maybe she’s spending some time with that…that…womanizer :nauseated_face: :nauseated_face: :nauseated_face: of a husband–
Sienna Jade: You know, I really can’t believe what she had the nerve to say about me, she really needs to get it together. Like, why would I *EVER* involve myself in a sexual relationship with a man like that?! Hell, why would she? The fact that she called me complacent when she didn’t even put up a fight when that monster took advantage of her, does she even really know me at all?
(She sighs a bitchy sigh.)
Sienna Jade: Nevermind, that’s not the point. I know what it is, that cock whore Serena has successfully brainwashed her just like I knew she would, the sniveling, manipulative skank. Kass has no idea what’s good for her right now, she even took some things I said to heart–can that be why she’s ghosting me right now? No, that can’t be it. She must want me to show up in person! She needs me right now, she just doesn’t want to admit it. Yes! I hope she’s still sharing her location with me–oh, it’s not available, okay, maybe her phone just died, no big deal–I’ll find her, it can’t be that hard, right?
Impact: Goddamn, Sienna, can you even fucking hear yourself sometimes?
(Just as she is about to open the locker room door, Sienna stops in her tracks, turning around to face her lover. She crosses her arms over her chest.)
Sienna Jade: And just what exactly is that supposed to mean, Papi?
Impact: Nevermind the fact that it’s only in females’ true nature to hate on one another endlessly, fraternizing with each other and convincing each other they’re trying to uplift one another, only to make the burn in the flesh that much worse later on when the knife is twisted in their backs. You should have known better than to ever put your trust in a foolhardy and emotional bird like Kassidy Heart.
(Sienna lowers her arms and walks back over to where Impact is seated, plopping herself down right next to him.)
Sienna Jade: :pleading_face: :pleading_face: :pleading_face: But, Imp, you have to understand. Kassi is my soulmate, my life partner, the greatest love I have ever known in my entire life. I’ve never known true luv until she entered my life–no offense.
Impact: None taken.
Sienna Jade: I can’t expect you to understand, but I need to make sure that she and I can walk out of this and be just fine. I need her to understand that if she doesn’t get it together, then she might cost us our friendship–
Impact: No, Sienna, if anybody needs to get it together, it’s *you*. Get it through your thick skull, princess, Kassidy is not the woman you used to know, she’s not the same bubbly little airheaded bitch doing the absolute most on the interview sets anymore, that broad is long gone. When you step in that ring tonight, you’re not going to see your best friend, you’re going to see a woman who has every intention of tearing you down in that ring because that’s what she does. You’re going to see a woman who has no problem exploiting your every weakness and using her arsenal to ensure that she and Serena are going to walk out of this empty arena with a victory.
Sienna Jade: This is exactly what I mean, if I could just get her to understand the mistake she’s making by agreeing to work in tandem with that filthy, drug abusing, disease infected, ignorant, cum guzzling whore, that she’s going to ruin everything she and I have built together–
(Impact quickly raises a hand to Sienna’s face, shutting her mouth mid sentence as her eyes widen. He then firmly grasps a hold of the back of her head with her other free hand to ensure that her mouth stays shut.)
Impact: Focus, Sienna. You need to understand that if you don’t break this childish, schoolgirl mentality, you’re going to cost us this match. And I personally would hate to live with knowing that the woman I dedicated my heart and soul to–despite her being seemingly unable to do the same for me–held me back in *any* way.
(He waits a moment before he releases his grip, prompting Sienna to adjust her hair where he matted it. Impact stands up from his seat and exits the locker room. The camera hones in on Sienna, still somewhat visibly shaken up, before the broadcast fades elsewhere.)
(The show continues as we get a shot of the ring inside as Stephie Love appears ringside.)
Stephie Love: Our next contest is scheduled for ONE FALL…
(‘Ricky’ by Denzell Curry begins to play.)
Stephie Love: AND IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!
(As the music plays, the lights go off, and out walks W1LH3LM as he hops on stage. W!LH3LM smiles brightly as he raises QUANTUM, his personal statue, high in the air before making his way down the ring ramp.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…From Toronto, Canada…weighing in at 205 pounds…W1111LH333LM!!!!!
Stew-O: The well versed rookie that has come to EAW not too long ago and stared building a name for himself, W1LH3LM finds himself in a big time match up with one of EAW’s favorite vets and another relative newcomer tonight. All three men have the potential to use tonight as a stepping stone towards bigger opportunities while also proving themself superior to their rivals.
Flannery McCoy: W1LH3LM has his eyes on the prize now that he has gotten back his QUANTUM statue from Andre Walker. W1LH3LM is focused on winning this triple threat and facing New Breed Champion Jalyn Garcia in a future title bout!
Stew-O: Justin Windgate was the former champion and could make history as the rare example of someone becoming TWO time New Breed champion if he wins here and gets the rematch with Garcia.
Jake Mercer: Don’t sleep on Walker! He’s Chris Elite with a Harvard degree and I bet his unique style can make him a favorite tonight.
(W1LH3LM enters the ring and leaps to the top turnbuckle. As he sits perched, W1LH3LM smirks proudly as he awaits his opponents. As his music fades out, W1LH3LM turns to the stage as ‘GATTI’ by THE JACKBOYS and Popsmoke begins to blast out the speakers. Out struts a confident Andre Walker as he does his signature “Billionaire Walk” and begins flailing his arms and stepping onto the stage.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent…Hailing from Brooklyn, New York…weighing in at 185 pounds…he is THE NOTORIOUS…ANDRE “GAMEBRED” WAAALKER!!!!
(Andre begins mouthing the words to his theme song as he walks with impeccable swagger down the entrance ramp towards the ring.)
Jake Mercer: He lived up to the JACKBOY name and made Travis Scott more than proud a few weeks ago. Andre Walker played mind games with the man in the ring and may have had an advantage going into this triple threat. Andre stole W1LH3LM’s statue QUANTUM and nearly broke it until W1LH3LM managed to retrieve it last weekend on Dynasty. The after market value of that thing is said to be astronomical! Luckily, W1LH3LM got it back or else he’d be distraught right now and not completely focused on the task at hand!
Stew-O: Well, let’s hope all three men are focused on this match up because the value of a win here tonight at Gateway to Glory likely is worth more to those three men than any statue you can find!
Flannery McCoy: When you think of New Breed champions and contenders, it’s hard to deny both these men fit the description. Young, new to the EAW audience, and potential overflowing from both W1L and Dre.
(Andre slides in under the bottom ropes before getting to his feet. W1LH3LM remains sitting on top of one of the turnbuckles as Dre makes his way to the opposite one and climbs it. Dre raises one fist in the air before leaping off the turnbuckle and positioning himself in the corner opposite W1L. As both men hold on to their sides of the ring, ‘GATTI’ begins to fade out and ‘Smoke and Drive REMIX’ by Machine gun Kelly plays in its place.)
Stephie Love: And their opponent…
(Out walks Justin Windgate as a cloud of smoke bellows out of the curtain following him. The entire stage is covered in the cloud as Justin’s eyes look blood red. Justin points two finger guns from the stage down at his opponents in the ring and mockingly shoots them. Windgate takes both guns, blows on them as if steam from real bullets was on the barrels, and proceeds to walk down the ramp towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Hailing from Detroit, Michigan…he weighs in at 225 pounds…he is THE XTREME CLASSIC…JUSTINNN WIINNNDGAAATE!!!!
Stew-O: Losing his title the way he did to someone very much newer than him, Justin could easily be seen as a guy on a mission tonight. Beating Andre and W1LH3LM could push Windgate right back towards a favorable spot and get him the rematch with Jalyn Garcia most fans would love to watch.
Jake Mercer: I know he’s a stoner and getting high is his thing but let’s pray we don’t get contact high from all that smoke he brought on stage. Looks like he lit a blunt the size of Xander Payne’s belly button.
Stew-O: Yeah, and that’s a fat ass belly button!
Flannery McCoy: Woah, Stew! That’s not something you normally would say!
Stew-O: But was it funny?
Jake Mercer: Fuck yeah!
(Stew-O and Jake laugh as Stew-O daps up Mercer to Flannery’s chagrin. Justin walks up the steel stairs and enters the ring as he positions himself in a corner alone as all three men now stand in the ring.)
Stew-O: The triple threat match begins as W1LH3LM leaps off the turnbuckle he sat perched on and gets to the center of the ring. Justin Windgate leaves his corner and meets him there. Andre Walker slowly beings walking and now all three men stand in the center of the ring. W1LH3LM stares at Andre who smirks in his face. Dre turns to Justin who shakes his head. Windgate tilts his head and looks at W1LH3LM who-
Flannery McCoy: W1LH3LM GRABS BOTH JUSTIN AND ANDRE BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND SMASHES THEIR HEADS TOGETHER! W1LH3LM with the first move as he catches both his opponents off guard. W1LH3LM begins laying into Andre Walker with stiff inverted forearm clubs as Justin Windgate is down on one knee. W1LH3LM shoves Andre Walker back into his own corner as W1LH3LM turns to go after Justin. NO!
Stew-O: Windgate is off his knee and SUPERKICK BY JUSTIN WINDGATE RIGHT TO THE CHIN OF W1LH3LM! W1LH3LM LEANS BACK AND STUMBLES BUT IS STILL UP AS
Jake Mercer: BEHIND HIM! ANDRE WALKER SPRINTS IN AND IS BEHIND W1LH3LM! DRE WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE BIGGER MAN’S WAIST AND…GERMAN SUPLEX TO W1LH3LM! Down goes Big W1LLY as the ladies call him as W1LH3LM lands on the back of his head and rolls on the mat.
Stew-O: Justin Windgate watches Andre Walker get to his feet and charges in. SPEAR BY JUSTIN…NO! Andre side steps it and watches Justin Windgate hit a magnificent barrel roll and get back to his feet after the miss. Andre goes after Justin and BIG BOOT TO JUSTIN WINDGATE’S CHEST BY ANDRE…
Jake Mercer: NO! Justin Windgate catches Andre Walker’s foot right before he planted it in his weed smoke filled chest! Justin holds Dre’s foot, SPINS HIM AROUND…KICKS DRE IN THE GUT AS HE TURNS BACK FACING HIM…rushes in and SPINNING NECKBREAKER BY WINDGATE TO DRE WALKER! Dre is down as Justin gets back to his feet. Justin stands over Dre as LOOK!
Flannery McCoy: IN RUSHES W1LH3LM! W1LH3LM makes his way behind Justin and BELL CLAP TO JUSTIN BY W1L! Justin is staggered as he turns around and W1LH3LM is still on him as he leaps and rocks Justin with a jumping calf kick! W1LH3LM is in control now as Andre and Justin are grounded. W1LH3LM smiles as he rushes to a ring corner. W1L begins climbing the turnbuckle quickly as Dre begins to stir. W1LH3LM is on the turnbuckle perched as Justin gets to one knee. Dre and Justin stand as W1L explodes off the turnbuckle and glides to them both! DOUBLE BLOCKBUSTER CONNECTS AS W1LH3LM PULLS OUT ONE HELL OF A MOVE JUST NOW!
Jake Mercer: W1LH3LM once won the FAF Lightweight championship with that move a few years ago!
Flannery McCoy: Fake Ass Federation probably!
Jake Mercer: :snoop: I try to bring stats and facts and all you have is insults…HOW DARE YOU, FLAN!
Stew-O: Anywho, Justin and Dre are back down as W1LH3LM rolls Windgate out of the way before pouncing on Dre for the cover!
Flannery McCoy: Kick out by Dre as W1LH3LM went for the quick cover after the double blockbuster.
Stew-O: Aerial moves like that are to be expected from all three men as its clear they are apt at fast and hard hitting style manuevers. Justin Windgate can hit his Shooting Star Press and end a match against anyone and made quite the name for himself in EAW with that X-Factor finisher.
Flannery McCoy: Likewise, Andre Walker is as quick as a cat as displayed by how quickly he just kicked out of that move. Dre can quickly recover and reverse anything anyone throws his way as he looks for his Christopher Walking move.
Stew-O: Let’s not ignore W1LH3LM and his C4 Dropkick. That move is a thing of beauty.
Flannery McCoy: W1LH3LM stays on Andre as he mounts him and beings pummelling Dre with forearm strikes as Walker tries to protect himself with his arms. W1LH3LM is clubbing away at Dre as LOOK! JUSTIN!
Stew-O: GROUNDED SUPERKICK BY JUSTIN KNOCKS W1LH3LM OFF OF WALKER! That’s a second superkick from Justin to W1LH3LM as it lands right on the chin again. W1LH3LM rolls on the ground and lands under the apron as Justin picks Dre up off the ground. Justin has him in a suplex position as NO! DRE DROPS DOWN, ROLLS UNDER, SMALL PACKAGE BY WALKER TO JUSTIN!
Stew-O: KICK OUT BY JUSTIN!
Jake Mercer: Great counter by the surprisingly intelligent rookie.
Stew-O: :mjpls: Surprisingly huh?
Jake Mercer: Not like that, stfu.
Flannery McCoy: Dre and Justin roll away from each other as Windgate gets up first. Walker stands as SUPERKICK BY JUST-NO! Justin misses that superkick as Dre ducks. Justin turns as Walker BIG BOOT TO THE CHEST BY THE FLEXIBLE WALKER CONNECTS! Justin drops down to both knees as Walker rushes and has him in suplex position. Dre LIFTS JUSTIN OFF HIS KNEES AND INTO THE AIR…DRE HOLDS JUSTIN UP HIGH! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH! BRAINBUSTER!!
Jake Mercer: RIGHT…ON…HIS…WEED…SMOKING…HEAD!! Dre rolls Justin on to his back flat as he hooks the leg!
Stew-O: NO! LOOK! ON THE RING APRON STANDING! W1LH3LM HOPS OFF THE APRON AND FLOATS IN THE AIR AS DRE GOES FOR THE PIN!!
Flannery McCoy: COAST TO COAST DROPKICK BY W1LH3LM TO DRE AS HE KNOCKS HIM OFF JUSTIN!! W1LH3LM gets to his feet after the amazing high risk maneuver and turns to Justin as he’s still on his back holding his head. W1LH3LM scoops up Justin and lifts him quickly on his shoulders…AIRPLANE SPIN!! W1LH3LM is taking Windy for a whirlwind of a ride! RIDE OR DIE THAT IS! HERE HE GOES! ONE SPIN…TWO SPINS…THREE SPINS…FOUR SPINS…
Stew-O: FIVE SPINS…SIX SPINS…SEVEN SPINS…EIGHT SPINS…
Flannery McCoy: NINE SPINS…
Stew-O: TEN! Ten full rotations with that Fly or Die airplane spin by W1L has Justin dizzy as W1LH3LM stands firmly still with Justin on his shoulders. W1LH3LM crouches down and EXPLODES UPWARD, LIFTING JUSTIN OFF HIS SHOULDERS…FIREMAN’S CARRY INTO A VICIOUS OVERHEAD KICK DROPS JUSTIN WINDGATE LIKE A PILE OF BRICKS! W1LH3LM looks down at his fallen opponent before turning to see Andre Walker leaning against the turnbuckle and looks still shaken by that coast to coast dropkick W1lH3LM laid onto him. W1LH3LM rushes Dre and delivers a few forearm strikes while leaning him into the corner. W1LH3LM gets Walker’s head under his arms and turns him around before rushing into the corner, running up the turnbuckle, TWISTING IN THE AIR…TORNADO DDT!!!
Flannery McCoy …NO! Dre pushes W1LH3LM off mid way as W1LH3LM lands badly and awkwardly in the center of the ring. Walker runs right after him and turns mid way SPIN KICK TO THE GUT BY DRE makes W1LH3LM kiel right over. Dre delivers a VICIOUS elbow to the back of W1L’s head as he flattens him face down on the mat. Dre is above W1LH3LM, scooping him up by the legs and waist. Dre HOISTS W1LH3LM OFF THE GROUND AND SLAPS HIM BACK DOWN WITH A WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER AS W1LH3LM CLUTCHES HIS JAW FOR THE THIRD TIME!
Jake Mercer: Two superkicks and that move unprotected can knock some teeth loose! Won’t be much smiling for this fella if he keeps getting punished like this.
Flannery McCoy: Dre is still in command as he slides away from W1LH3LM and gets to his feet. Just as he does, Dre turns to see Justin Windgate stirring. Dre looks to keep his other opponent down NO! Justin was playing possum and hooks Dre and throws him forward with the hip toss…
Stew-O: NO! Dre Walker lands on his feet as he turns and hooks Justin and throws him for a hip toss…
Flannery McCoy: REVERSED AGAIN! Windgate lands on HIS feet as he throws a solid back elbow to Dre as he staggers and remains behind him. JUSTIN LEAPS IN THE AIR, BACKWARDS FLIP IN ONE MOTION…PELE KICK TO DRE WALKER!!! The flipping head kick lands flush as he catches Dre right on the face. Justin is on his hands and knees as LOOK! W1LH3LM is back in this! W1LH3LM SNATCHES Justin up by the wrist and irish whips him to the-
Stew-O: NO! He goes for an irish whip but Justin ducks under, reverses, turns W1LH3LM inside out and stands behind him! W1L turns and throws a wild clothesline but misses everything. W1LH3LM turns again and ANOTHER SUPERKICK!!!
Jake Mercer: BIG W1LLY IS NOW BIG S1LLY AS HE STANDS WITH HIS HEAD LOOKING UPWARD AND HIS EYES ROLLING BEHIND HIS HEAD! A THIRD SUPERKICK BY JUSTIN WINDGATE HAS W1LH3LM OUT ON HIS FEET! Justin backs all the way to the ropes that W1LH3LM tried to irish whip him into and bounces off them! Windgate runs right past W1LH3LM as he remains on his feet but still out of it. Justin bounces off the ropes again and runs back at W1L who finally is coming to…SPEAR! W1LH3LM is back but it was too late as Justin hits that SPEAR with full force!
Stew-O: Justin Windgate folds W1LH3LM like a burrito from Chipotle as W1LH3LM is on his back with his arms spread wide and shoulders flat! The momentum Justin built up turned that normal spear into a Ray Lewis middle of the field tackle to a kicker level spear.
Flannery McCoy: Shoulder to ribs, it was a full on collision with W1LH3LM taking all the damage as Justin rolls ontop of his opponent and hooks his leg!
Jake Mercer: The pin is broken up by Dre Walker!
Flannery McCoy: Dre saw his opening and just drives his elbow into Justin’s back to break up the pin attempt. Justin rolls off of W1LH3LM and tries to get up but is clubbed by Dre. Dre hammers into Justin with fists as Windgate gets to his feet. Justin fails to block the attack but manages to shove Dre backwards. Windgate gains composure and lunges at Walker but misses with his clothesline attempt. Dre side steps Justin as Justin runs to the ropes…JUSTIN LEAPS…FEET ON THE MIDDLE ROPE, JUSTIN SPRINGBOARDS AND TURNS IN MIDAIR…MISSILE DROPKICK LANDS AS HE SMASHES INTO WALKER WHO WAS NOT READY FOR IT AT ALL!
Jake Mercer: Dre is flat backed as Justin gets up. W1LH3LM is rolling on the ground as he scurries away from the action. Maybe to get a breather?
Stew-O: NOT SO FAST! Justin sees this and watches W1LH3LM land on the ring apron. W1LH3LM is slowly outside the ring on the apron, using the ropes to get to his feet. Justin stalks him as he gets to his feet. W1LH3LM stands, catching his breath, as he turns and EATS A HARD RIGHT HAND FROM THE XTREME CLASSIC! Justin LEAPS OVER THE ROPES, FLOATING FROM THE INSIDE OF THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE…SNATCHING W1LH3LM BY THE HEAD IN THE PROCESS…THE HAIL MARY CONNECTS! SLINGSHOT DDT SENDS W1LH3LM AND JUSTIN FLYING OFF THE APRON TO THE ARENA FLOOR AS W1LH3LM LANDS ON HIS HEAD AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: Concussion city, Stew. Justin looked more like Michael Jordan with the hang time he just displayed. Justin gets back up as he favors his lower spine as he too took punishment on that one. W1LH3LM is on the floor holding his entire head in his arms as he’s taken a lot of damage upstairs in this one. Justin is holding his back but as he turns and sees W1LH3LM in pain, The Xtreme Classic raises on finger down onto him and shoots a mock gun at his fallen foe. Justin has this match in his hands as he…LOOK!
Stew-O: DRE! DRE WALKER! Dre’s in the ring, standing! Dre sees Justin and W1LH3LM and is stalking them both! Justin is none the wiser as he lifts W1LH3LM off the arena floor. W1LH3LM is hurt and desperate and HE SHOVES JUSTIN BUT JUSTIN BARELY MOVES! Dre is watching as W1LH3LM raises a hand…NO! It was a trick! BOP AND BANG! The fake hand raise into a straight cross punch rocks Justin as both man stand ringside. W1LH3LM follows it up with another bell shot as Justin eats it and retaliates with a slap right across W1L’s face. Justin and W1LH3LM begin throwing punches until LOOK! HERE HE GOES!
Flannery McCoy: DRE WALKER SPRINTS, LEAPS, AND SOARS OVER THE ROPES FROM INSIDE THE RING TO THE OUTSIDE…TOPE CON HILO AS DRE TAKES OUT JUSTIN AND W1LH3LM! That splash may have swung things his way as Dre lands on his feet without a scratch on him from that move. Dre snatches up W1LH3LM and grabs him by the wrist. IRISH WHIP BY DRE INTO THE RING POSTS AS ANOTHER BLOW TO W1LH3LM’S HEAD SENDS HIM CRASHING TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: He tried to get a hand up to protect himself but that thud sounded just like a skull meeting unprotected steel. A sound we have heard many times here in Elite Answers Wrestling and, now W1LH3LM has become even more familiar with it as Dre turns around and grabs Justin Windgate off the floor. Justin is tossed back into the ring as Dre follows him via under the bottom rope. Dre stomps Windgate over and over as he continues to weigh down the former New Breed Champion. Dre is looking to win this and give himself a chance to become New Breed Champ and take on Jalyn Garcia at…LOOK!
Flannery McCoy: Dre lifts Justin off the ground only for W1LH3LM to reach in from the outside and tug at his legs! Walker rips his foot away from W1LH3LM as Justin comes to and uses the distraction perfectly. Justin throws a SUPERKICK…but Walker ducks it! Andre turns and BLINDING LIGHTS CONNECTS! Dre Walker with the BLINDING LIGHTS BYCYCLE KNEE STRIKE DROPS JUSTIN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS WALKER GOES FOR A COVER!
Stew-O: NOOO!! W1LH3LM REACHES IN AND PULLS AT ANDRE’S LEG AND THIS TIME DRAGS HIM OFF OF JUSTIN AND BACK OUTSIDE OF THE RING! W1LH3LM has Andre outside as Andre is turning around and GRAVE HOP!!! JUMPING LEG LARIAT BY W1LH3LM LEAVES A FLATTENED ANDRE WALKER OUTSIDE THE RING! Andre is down and out as W1LH3LM slowly gets up himself. W1LH3LM is leaning against the ring apron with his feet on the arena floor as he stares down at a hurt Andre Walker. W1LH3LM shakes his head as he MOCKINGLY DOES THE BILLIONAIRE WALK AS HE STEPS OVER DRE’S BODY! The disrespect as W1LH3LM finally stops looking at Dre and turns to the inside of the ring as-
Flannery McCoy: JUSTIN WINDGATE GOES FOR A BASEBALL SLIDE AND KICKS W1LH3LM IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! W1LH3LM DIDN’T SEE IT COMING AND HE GOES FLYING TOWARDS THE BARRICADE AS JUSTIN GETS BACK UP AND IS HUFFING AND PUFFING!
Jake Mercer: That stoner probably wishes he was huffing and puffing in the front seat of a car with Machine Gun Kelly behind the wheel.
Stew-O: But instead, Justin Windgate is ringside with two opponents down and he only needs one to pin to become number one contender for the New Breed Championship! Justin grabs W1LH3LM and throws him in the ring. Before he goes after him, Justin scoops Andre Walker up, now positioned on his knees, and GROUNDED SUPERKICK TO ANDRE WALKER!
Jake Mercer: I’m losing count at how many times he’s kicked W1LLY or Dre Dre but it’s looking like a superkick party here inside the IMPACT ZONE!!!
Stew-O: Impact isn’t even in this match, why do you keep calling it the
Jake Mercer: THE IMPACT ZONE!
Flannery McCoy: He’s out of his mind but Justin isn’t as Justin leaves Andre outside the ring and reenters the ring to go address his W1LH3LM problem. Justin sees W1LH3LM crawling as he’s desperate to get to his feet as Justin charges and SIDEKICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE RIBS! W1LH3LM rolls on the ring mat and clutches his ribs as Justin points a finger gun at his body.
Justin Windgate off mic: Keep rolling…keep rolling…
Jake Mercer: Justin watches as W1LH3LM lands on his back stomping with his feet and clutching those ribs.
Justin Windgate off mic: Perfect!
Stew-O: Justin mimics lighting up and smoking a joint before he runs to the ropes, rolls on the ground, LEAPS IN THE AIR, AND LANDS HIS SIGNATURE SMOKE BOMB RIGHT ONTO W1LH3LM! The rolling thunder-
Flannery McCoy: NO! W1LH3LM GETS HIS KNEES UP! JUSTIN’S SPINE BENDS AS HE COLLIDS WITH THOSE SHARP CANADIAN KNEE CAPS! JUSTIN GOES FROM COCKY TO CRIPPLED AS HE BOUNCES OFF THOSE KNEES AND ROLLS ON THE MAT LIKE W1LH3LM JUST DID! Instead of holding ribs, however, it’s his spine as Windgate didn’t see the reversal coming. W1LH3LM begins to motion, getting off the ground, as he looks down at the hurt Justin. W1LH3LM scoops Justin off the ground, grabbing him by the jaw.
W1LH3LM off mic: How about a taste of your own…
Stew-O: W1LH3LM STEPS BACK…
W1LH3LM off mic: MEDICINE!!!
Flannery McCoy: SUPERKICK BY W1LH3LM…
Stew-O: NO! Windgate avoids the kick and SUPERKICK BY JUSTIN WINDGATE-NO! THE XTREME CLASSIC GOES FOR ANOTHER SUPERKICK BUT FINALLY MISSES IT ON W1LH3LM AS W1LH3LM CATCHES JUSTIN AND FLOATS IN THE AIR FOR A C4! THE C4 CONNECTS! THE SINGLE LEG REVERSE DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF WINDGATE’S HEAD! W1LH3LM HAS HIM OUT! W1LH3LM HAS THE PIN! HOOKS THE LEG! COVER!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER GRABS W1LH3LM BY THE BOOT AND RETURNS THE FAVOR! DRE STOPS THE PIN AS HE HAS W1LH3LM PULLED OUT TO THE OUTSIDE ON THE RING APRON! Andre pulls W1LH3LM out of the ring and slides in it himself, crawling to the outcold Justin Windgate as he goes for the cover!
Jake Mercer: W1LH3LM SLIDES IN AND BREAKS UP THE PIN! The quickness of W1LH3LM to slide in and push Andre off Justin has saved him and Windgate from defeat! Justin rolls out of the way as W1LH3LM and Andre Walker lay on their stomachs in the middle of the ring, staring down one another.
Stew-O: The man that stole QUANTUM from him flares as W1H3LM slowly rises. The man standing between him and a New Breed opportunity stares back at W1LH3LM as Andre begins to get off the ground. Both men are mouthing disrespectful jargon to each other before they charge and begin throwing blows! STIFF FOREARM FROM W1LH3LM, STIFF ELBOW FROM ANDRE, SOLID JAB FROM W1LH3LM, CLEAN HOOKING PUNCH FROM WALKER! Back and forth they go until Dre tries to go for his BLINDING LIGHTS…
Flannery McCoy: But W1LH3LM AVOIDS IT! W1LH3LM counters by ducking the knee but Dre returns with a clothesline-
Stew-O: NO! W1LH3LM CATCHES ANDRE’S ARM AND ROLLS WITH HIM UNTIL THEY ARE ON THE GROUND…ROLLING ARMBAR APPLIED! W1LH3LM HAS WALKER IN A ROLLING ARMBAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS HE APPLIES PRESSURE TO ANDRE’S ARM!
Flannery McCoy: AMAZING COUNTER, PERFECTLY EXECUTED REVERSAL BY W1LH3LM HAS ANDRE REELING IN A LOT OF PAIN!
W1LH3LM off mic: THIS IS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO QUANTUM!
Andre Walker off mic: FUCK QUANTUM AND FUCK YOU! GOD DAMN NEEEEEERD!
Flannery McCoy: Dre begins wailing as he’s sticking in the center of the ring with W1LH3LM turning his arm in a gruesome manner. Andre might have to tap it’s getting bad for him!
Referee: DO YOU WISH TO CONTINUE?
Stew-O: The referee is looking to see how much Andre can handle.
Jake Mercer: In any other promotion in the world,, W1LH3LM submits men in record breaking fashion with this move! Andre is fighting and trying to just hold on as he looks for an escape!
Flannery McCoy: But will he find one? Andre is trying to break free but W1LH3LM has it locked in perfectly.
Jake Mercer: That arm looks almost as ugly as Xander Payne’s belly button as
Stew-O: LOOK! ON THE TURNBUCKLE! JUSTIN! ITS JUSTIN WINDGATE! HE’S MEASURING THE DISTANCE!
Referee: DO YOU WANT TO TAP?
Flannery McCoy: JUSTIN WINDGATE BURSTS FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, FLIPPING IN MID AIR, AND CRASHES ONTO W1LH3LM AND ANDRE WALKER!
Stew-O: X-FACTOR BY JUSTIN CRUSHES BOTH ANDRE AND W1LH3LM AS WINDGATE BOUNCES OFF BOTH THEIR BODIES! W1LH3LM RELEASES THE ARMBAR AND BOTH HE AND ANDRE ROLL ON THE MAT IN PAIN! ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN AS ALL THREE MEN HOLD THEIR BODIES TRYING TO FIGHT THROUGH THE PAIN THEY HAVE RECEIVED FROM ONE ANOTHER!
Flannery McCoy: Justin begins to use the ropes to get to his feet, W1LH3LM is rolling around until he gets to one knee, and Andre Walker is still on his back. Justin sees W1LH3LM rising but W1LH3LM quickly tries to get the advantage as he goes for one more C4…JUSTIN DUCKS AND FLIPS W1LH3LM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! W1LH3LM grabs the top rope and is hanging on for dear life as Justin is none the wiser! Windgate goes to scoop Walker off the ring mat, as W1LL SMITH lays on the ring apron.
Stew-O: Justin gets Walker on to his feet as WALKER SHOVES JUSTIN BACKWARDS…JUSTIN BACK BUMPS INTO W1LH3LM WHO WAS STANDING ON THE APRON AS W1LH3LM GOES FLYING INTO THE BARRICADE RINGSIDE! Andre watches Justin rush towards him and SPINNING KICK TO THE GUT BY DRE! Andre has Justin in a powerbomb position, he lifts Windgate into position…
Flannery McCoy: DRE WALKER 3000! The STYLES CLASH HITS AS ANDRE SLIDES AWAY FROM JUSTIN! Windgate is flat on his stomach as LOOK! The apron! W1LH3LM is back on the apron behind Andre! W1LH3LM LEAPS ONTO THE TOP ROPE, SPRINGBOARDING TOWARDS ANDRE WALKER! COAST TO COAST DROPKICK-NO! NOBODY THERE!
Jake Mercer: THE INTELLIGENCE! ANDRE WAS PRETENDING HE COULDN’T SEE W1LLY AND MOVES RIGHT AT THE LAST SECOND AS W1LH3LM CRASHES AND BURNS! W1LH3LM gets up but is caught by Andre. Andre has him in a piledriver hold…WAIT! HE LIFTS HIM THE SAME WAY HE LIFTED JUSTIN! ANDRE TURNS WITH W1LH3LM IN HIS CLUTCHES! DRE WALKER 3000 TO W1LH3LM ONTO JUSTIN! BOTH MEN ARE CRUSHED AS DRE SLAMS W1LH3LM ONTO WINDGATE!
Stew-O: WALKER ROLLS W1LH3LM OFF OF JUSTIN AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘GATTI’ by THE JACKBOYS and Popsmoke plays as Andre Walker rises from the carnage. W1LH3LM and Windgate are still down as Andre holds his ribs with one arm and has his other arm raised by the referee.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… ANDREEE WAAAAAALKER!!!!!
Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER PULLS IT OFF! He survives the onslaught of W1LH3LM and Justin Windgate and will be rewarded with the opportunity to take on Jalyn Garcia for that New Breed championship!
Flannery McCoy: You can’t say he didn’t earn it. You definitely can’t say W1LH3LM and Justin didn’t make him work for it. Fantastic match up for all three of these gentlemen.
Jake Mercer: A lot of offense and punishment fished out but Andre Walker gets to bask in his own glory tonight.
Stew-O: They came up short both W1LH3LM and Justin surely will have their chance to earn the spotlight once again. Two men that talented definitely can overcome a loss like this one. Congratulations to Andre Walker in the meantime and good luck to him!
Jake Mercer: Gateway to Glory is more like Andre Walker’s story! Feel me? Tell Easy E that it’s looking like Dre Day in this bitch! 4 shizzle!
Flannery McCoy: …
Jake Mercer: Fuck y’all. Andre gave me a hood pass!
(Andre goes to the corner, stands on the middle turnbuckle, and raises both fists in the air as he begins singing along to his theme song. The scene transitions away as Justin and W1LH3LM slowly start to come to the center of the ring.)
(Advertisement for the Ryan Adams Gawdcast airs)
(A Jeffree Star Cosmetics commercial starring Kassidy Heart is interrupted by her tag team partner Serena Bennett as she gives us a lecture on Jeffree’s problematic and racist history. They both agree to #CancelJeffreeStar and end the commercial with a hug because yay for team chemistry!)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a TAG TEAM MATCH! And it is scheduled for… ONE FALL!!!
(‘Monster’ by Kanye West blares through the arena as Kassidy Heart make her way out to the stage, she wears her regular attire (no Mauler today :lupe:). The camera zooms in to focus on her National Elite Championship that’s buckled around her shoulder as she unbuckles it and raises it high in the air before hoisting it back onto her shoulder and beginning to make her way down to the ring with a face of determination)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Sydney, Australia… weighing in at 125 pounds… She is the NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION… THE MAULER… KASSIDY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: It’s been somewhat of a rocky road over the course of the week when it comes to Kassidy Heart and the situation that she’s been placed in all because of Chris Elite and his Gawd Contract which is another topic that we can get to later. But one thing she’s also shown over the course of the week is that no matter who you are, no matter who you might seem to be, she will have no problem fighting you in order to gain the win, I mean, all in the name of love right? :wow:, well atleast I hope, things were tense out there between her best friend who’s standing on the opposite side of the ring from her in this tag match which we’ll get to when the time comes.
Flannery McCoy: Definitely, no matter how high the mountain is to climb, no matter how tedious it might be or struggling, Kassidy has always managed to hop over those roadblocks before, and I obviously do see a chance of her doing it once more at Gateway to Glory tonight. We’re going to see a side of Kassidy Heart that we’ve always seen, and that’s fighting spirit, a fire that won’t be blown out, all for the win.
Jake Mercer: IT’S MAULER TIME!
(Kassidy Heart makes her way down the ramp and up the steel steps and enters the ring, once again as soon as she enters the ring ‘Monster’ gets replaced by ‘Surfin’ (ft. Pharrell Williams)’ by Kid Cudi then plays up. Serena Bennett makes her way out to the stage with a smirk as she stops at the stage for a moment to flaunt her attire for the night before strutting down the ramp and beginning to make her way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And her partner… from Compton, California… weighing in at 114 pounds… SERENA BENNETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for Serena Bennett, as a somewhat opposite point of view from her partner, for the longest time now stemming miles back even before Serena even returned to EAW, she’s had a grudge with her opponents for her match. This would be the perfect time of course, to finally bury the hatchet, at Gateway to Glory once and for all despite the opposing words, she plans to do so, she always has. She plans to end this and I don’t see anyone stopping her from doing that in the long run don’t you?
Flannery McCoy: Serena believes that for her opponents, their luck has seemingly run out. She’s fallen short time after time again because the luck always comes into their favor, and that’s where it changes. From her perspective it seems that the odds are in her favor heading into this match, finally getting a chance to get a rightful victory clean, and decisive. That’s something that she’s capable of doing, and I can’t wait to see how she does.
Jake Mercer: IT’S BOS-
(Serena Bennett makes her way down to the bottom of the ramp and up to the steel steps as she enters the ring. She looks at Kassidy Heart as she still stands at the center of the ring, Kassidy looks unfazed by the abrupt interruption as Serena gives a shrug as they both make their way to their corners as ‘Surfin’ (ft. Pharrell Williams)’ fades out. ‘Unfuckwithable’ by Deez Nuts then plays up as Sienna Jade makes her way out to the stage. She straightens out her leather jacket as she gives a smirk before making a pose at the center of the ring before beginning her walk and making her way down the ramp and making her way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And their opponent, first… from Calgary Alberta, Canada… weighing in at 135 pounds… UNFUCKWITHABLE… SIENNA JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Despite Sienna’s emotion towards one of her opponents, it’s clear to say that confidence that she always manages to hold is still there, something that she’s well known for to say the very least. She believes that despite the “bickering” of her opponents, I won’t lie but the odds seem to be on her side, that doesn’t guarantee victory, but in her opinion it sides her and her team very close to a win at their expense.
Flannery McCoy: As she’s stated Sienna Jade’s Road to Pain For Pride is believe me, off to a rocky start, but she’s going to make the most of it. And even if she has to fight for the National Elite Championship at Pain For Pride, Gateway To Glory would be the perfect start to get the momentum into her favor heading into it, and believe it or not the only way she can do that, is winning tonight.
Jake Mercer: Y’know, this might sound a bit Gavin-ish but-
Stew-O & Flannery McCoy: NO!
Jake Mercer: I was just going to say she was a great competitor in the ring :mjcry:.
(Sierra stops at the bottom of the ramp and takes a deep breath before walking up the steel steps and stopping on the apron for a moment before entering the ring and posing once more at the center of the stage and looking over to the corner of Kassidy and Serena, both are discussing gameplan and ignoring Sienna Jade as Sienna shakes her head before heading to her corner as ‘Unfuckwithable’ fades out. ‘I Gave You Power’ by Nas then plays up as Impact makes his way out to the stage. He has a smug look on his face combusted with the slightest look of frustration as he looks straight to the ring and wastes no time walking down the stage and to the ring)
Stephie Love: And her partner… from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 240 pounds… HE IS… IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Out of all the competitors in this match Impact seems to possibly be the one with the least weight on his shoulder at least in his opinion if he were to say so the very least. The one thing we can certainly confirm from his mindset is that he believes that he’s going to win, and believe me when I say there’s always a chance.
Flannery McCoy: Emphasis on that last part. Impact has gotten himself out of the tightest situations and it’s nothing new for him to be somewhat backed against a corner. When the support isn’t in his favor he somehow always manages to prove them wrong, I mean I suppose that’s the reason he has 9 Reignz right?
Jake Mercer: Guys please, the dude can’t even walk without hunching his back give me a break. The arthritis will get to him before his chances of winning, c’mon :mjgrin:.
(Impact makes his way to the bottom of the ramp as he looks around the empty arena keeping that smirk on his face as he walks around the ring before walking up the steel steps and slowing down as he begins to make his way to the center of the apron before entering the ring and spreading his arms out at the center of the ring, oblivious to his opponents as he shakes his head and makes his way to his corner as ‘I Gave You Power’ fades out and as each competitor gets ready, the Ref finally then signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this tag team match is underway! We have Serena Bennett and Sienna Jade starting off in this matchup as they both quickly begin to circle around, they quickly lock up as they jockey for position! Serena quickly spinning around and manipulating the arm but Sienna quickly weaves under Serena’s arm as she takes her down with a modified snapmare! Sienna quickly locking in a headlock as Serena quickly pulls herself up to her feet, BUT SERENA QUICKLY TRANSITIONING IT, BRIDGING GERMAN SUPLEX! VERY EARLY PIN ATTEMPT!
Flannery McCoy: QUICK KICK OUT BY SERENA AS SHE WAS CLEARLY CAUGHT OFF GUARD! Sienna quickly lunging forward trying to synch in the headlock again as Serena goes under and pulls her down by the legs! Sienna juts her head up as she brings herself up onto a knee, SERENA WITH A DROPKICK TAKING SIENNA BACKWARDS! Sienna caught off guard as she stumbles away but is wasting no time as she pulls herself back up to her feet, possibly accepting the fact that Serena is not going to play any games this time around to say the very least.
Jake Mercer: Sienna quickly running forward and bringing her arm out, BUT SERENA DUCKS UNDER THE CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT AS SHE QUICKLY GRABS SIENNA FROM BEHIND! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX- BUT SIENNA LANDS ON HER FEET AS SERENA STUMBLES UP TO HER FEET NOT EXPECTING THE QUICK ESCAPE BY THE ‘UNFUCKWITHABLE’, SIENNA WITH A HIGH SHINING WIZARD SENDING SERENA DOWN TO THE GROUND AS QUICK AS SHE CAME UP!
Stew-O: Serena quickly beginning to pull herself up as it is way too early in this matchup to stay down for long. Sienna quickly throwing her into a corner and sending punches right to her gut trying to weaken her up, BUT SERENA SHOVING SIENNA AWAY AS SHE STUMBLES BACK! SIENNA QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD AND ATTEMPTS A MOVE BUT SERENA MANAGES TO GET OUT OF THE WAY AND THROW HER INTO THE CORNER HERSELF! Sienna quickly bounces out of the corner as she once again runs at Serena, BUT SERENA QUICKLY TRANSITIONING IT INTO A SMOOTH RUNNING BULLDOG TAKING SIENNA DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Serena quickly grabbing Sienna by the arm and sending her into a irish whip as Sienna has not been able to catch a break, SERENA RAMMING HER KNEE RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF SIENNA! BUT SIENNA WITH A BACK ELBOW RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF SERENA SENDING HER BACK! BOTH OF THEM ARE GOING RIGHT AT IT AS THEY’RE HAMMERING AWAY AT ONE ANOTHER! SERENA WITH A HEADBUTT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF SIENNA, BUT SIENNA SENDING ONE BACK WITH AUTHORITY! SERENA STUMBLES BACK AS SHE REACHES HER HAND OUT!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY HEART HAS BEEN TAGGED IN! BUT LOOK SIENNA! SIENNA WITH WIDE EYES AS SHE QUICKLY RETREATS INTO HER CORNER!
Stew-O: IMPACT IS TAGGED IN!
(Sienna enters onto the apron as Impact looks at both Sienna and Kassidy in confusion. Sienna raises her hands up innocently yet it appears clear that she does not want to fight Kassidy. Kass’ cold emotions have not changed as she’s kept a straight face looking at both of her opponents. Impact finally gives in and gives a long sigh before entering into the ring)
Flannery McCoy: Impact clearly reluctant as he enters the ring- BUT KASS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THAT AS SHE QUICKLY TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! KASS HAMMERING AWAY ON THE HEAD OF IMPACT AS FINALLY THE REF IS SPLITTING THEM UP, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO SHE’S FACING IN THIS MATCH AS IT’S CLEAR KASSIDY HEART MEANS BUSINESS MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE!
Jake Mercer: Impact stumbling up to his feet as Kass turns him around, KASS WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI TAKING IMPACT DOWN TO THE GROUND! Kass quickly bending Impact’s arm into a arching position as Impact is shaking trying to escape it, OH! MY! GAWD! KASS JUST ABSOLUTELY TEEING AWAY ON THE ARM OF IMPACT AS SHE VICIOUSLY SLAMS HER FOOT DOWN IN AGGRESSION BENDING IT IN ANGLES I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHERE POSSIBLE!
Stew-O: Kassidy is not letting up here, BUT IMPACT SWEEPS THE LEG OF KASSIDY SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Kassidy stumbles up to her feet but that leaves enough time for Impact to get to his feet as well! KASSIDY STRIKING IMPACT WITH A FOREARM! Impact stumbles back as Kassidy runs right towards her, BUT IMPACT MEETS KASSIDY WITH A RUNNING WHEEL KICK SENDING KASS DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Kass grabbing the ropes and pulling herself up to her feet as Impact runs right towards her, IMPACT WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING KASS OUT OF THE RING! Kass though manages to stay on the apron as Impact runs right at her, KASS WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF IMPACT SENDING HIM BACK! The National Elite Champion is quickly climbing up to the top rope as Impact just realized! KASSIDY TAKING IMPACT DOWN WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!
Jake Mercer: Kass quickly kipping up to her feet as Impact quickly runs at her, KASS WITH A ARMDRAG SENDING IMPACT DOWN! Kass keeping a hold of the arm, AS SHE LOCKS IN A CROSS ARMBREAKER! KASS IS JUST ABSOLUTELY MAULING AWAY AT THE ARM OF IMPACT AS HE SCREAMS IN PAIN! IMPACT IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO GRAB THE ROPES BEFORE ANY SIGNIFICANT DAMAGE IS DONE AS KASS IS FORCED TO LET GO AFTER UTILIZING THE FIVE COUNT!
Stew-O: Impact quickly stumbling away as he quickly tries to go for a tag, but Kass quickly grabs him and pulls him up to his feet making sure that she keeps a hold of the leg. BUT IMPACT WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI TAKING KASS DOWN TO THE GROUND! Kass crawling up to a knee as Impact runs to the ropes and back, IMPACT WITH A RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE- KASS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! BUT THAT LEAVES HER COY AS IMPACT JUMPS OFF THE ROPES, FLIGHT SIGHTS! SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT CONNECTS ONTO KASS AS SHE CURLS UP IN PAIN AND IMPACT QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY HEART POWERS OUT! Impact slamming the mat for a moment as he pulls himself up and waits for Kass to get up, believe it or not here this match might be ending earlier than we anticipated as Impact seems to have Kass sorted out with quick thinking! Kass is up to her feet as Impact quickly runs over as Kass is clearly not expecting anything, THIS MIGHT BE IT! EVISCERATION!
Jake Mercer: NOT! JUST! YET! KASS MANAGES TO KEEP IMPACT IN THE AIR AS SHE MANAGES TO TRANSITION IT INTO A SMOOTH REVERSAL AS SHE SLAMS IMPACT RIGHT TO THE GROUND! BOTH OF THEM COLLAPSE DOWN AS KASS QUICKLY CRAWLS TO HER CORNER! THIS MIGHT BE HER OPPORTUNITY RIGHT HERE TO GET THE TAG IN AND GET SOME BEARINGS IN THIS MATCHUP AS SERENA IS BEGGING FOR THE TAG IN AS WELL! IMPACT CRAWLING AFTER KASS AS HE TRIES TO GRAB HER BY THE LEG AND STOP HER! HE DOES!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S TOO LATE AS KASS HAS ALREADY MANAGED TO REACH AND MAKE THE TAG TO SERENA BENNETT!
Flannery McCoy: HERE COMES SERENA AS SHE’S BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR A WHILE NOW! Impact up to his feet as he doesn’t waste anytime attempting to run forward and quickly take Serena down stopping her predicted momentum, SERENA TAKING IMPACT DOWN WITH A SOMERSAULT CLOTHESLINE! Impact stumbling up to his feet and falling into a empty corner now as Serena grabs him and irish whips him to the opposite side, SERENA TAKING IMPACT DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE GUT SENDING HIM INTO A SITTING POSITION IN THE CORNER! SERENA STEPS BACK AND QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD, DOUBLE KNEES RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF IMPACT!
Jake Mercer: Serena kipping up to her feet and quickly running to the ropes now and rebounding off of them trying to gain some momentum in her corner as Impact stumbles to the center of the ring absolutely dazed! BUT WAIT! SIENNA GRABBING SERENA BY THE ARMS AND PULLING HER IN! Impact closing in now as he’s managed to regain stable consciousness as this is his advantage! IMPACT SENDING MULTIPLE BODY SHOTS RIGHT TO THE GUT OF SERENA! IMPACT NOW GRABBING HER HEAD AS HE VICIOUSLY RAMS KNEES RIGHT INTO HER GUT! THE REF FORCING THEM TO BREAK IT UP BUT YOU HAVE TO WONDER HOW MUCH THAT TOOK OUT OF SERENA!
Stew-O: Serena trying to pull herself up to her feet as Impact grabs a hold of her while she’s on all fours, IMPACT RAMMING A SOLID KNEE RIGHT INTO HER GUT SENDING HER ONTO HER BACK! Impact grabbing Serena by the arm and pulling her up, IMPACT SLAMMING SERENA DOWN WITH A BODY SLAM! Serena grabbing her back in pain as she grabs the ropes trying to retreat out to the outside, but Impact quickly grabbing her and attempting to pull her back into the ring, BUT SERENA WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF IMPACT FORCEFULLY SENDING HIM BACKWARDS!
Flannery McCoy: Impact stunned but he quickly closes in on Serena on the outside, BUT SERENA QUICKLY SWEEPING THE LEGS OF IMPACT AS SHE PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING! SERENA QUICKLY ROLLING INTO THE RING AS SHE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES! SUICIDE DIVE-
Jake Mercer: SIENNA JADE! SIENNA ON THE APRON AS SHE QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD AND KNEES SERENA RIGHT IN THE HEAD SENDING HER TUMBLING DOWN BACK TO THE FLOOR! SIENNA JUMPS OFF THE APRON NOW AS BOTH OF THEM ARE DOING A VICIOUS DOUBLE TEAM ATTACK ON SERENA AS LONG AS POSSIBLE TILL THE COUNTDOWN DWINDLES DOWN! HOW LOW DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO DO THAT?!
Stew-O: WAIT A MINUTE! IT’S KASSIDY HEART! KASS IS EVENING THE ODDS OUT FOR SERENA AT THE MOMENT TRYING TO SAVE HER FROM THIS DOUBLE TEAM ASSAULT AS SHE IS QUICKLY JUMPING RIGHT UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS SHE QUICKLY LEAPS OFF TO TRY AND SAVE HER PARTNER! MOONSAULT! EVERYONE IS DOWN AND OUT AT RINGSIDE!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy stumbling up to her feet as she’s quickly rolling in both Serena and Impact into the ring as Kass jumps up onto the apron! KASS IS READY TO BE TAGGED IN! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE IMPACT IS CLOSER TO GETTING THE TAG AS SIENNA AND HIM ARE FINGERTIPS AWAY!
Jake Mercer: SIENNA IS TAGGED IN! SIENNA MANAGING TO GRAB SERENA AND DRAG HER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AS SHE QUICKLY LOCKS A CHOKEHOLD IN ON HER! SERENA TRYING HER BEST TO REACH OUT AND TAKE THE TAG TO KASS BUT IT SEEMS TO FAR AWAY THAT SHE CAN’T SEEM TO REACH IT! BUT LOOK! SERENA TRYING TO LAND MULTIPLE PUNCHES TO THE HEAD OF SIENNA! SIENNA LETS GO OF THE HOLD!
Stew-O: Both of them are going off on each other as they’re quickly trading punches with absolutely no remorse in their step! SERENA WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE GUT OF SIENNA! SIENNA TRYING TO SWING A PUNCH AS SERENA DUCKS UNDER! SIENNA TURNING AROUND AS SHE RUNS AT SERENA, CAPTAIN HOOK! UPPERCUT RIGHT TO THE JAW OF SIENNA OUT OF NOWHERE TURNS HER INSIDE OUT AS SERENA GOES FOR THE PIN QUICKLY!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT BREAKING UP THE PIN! Serena quickly running at Impact, IMPACT! TURNING TIDES! FRANKENSTEINER TAKES SERENA DOWN! SIENNA TRYING HER BEST TO CRAWL FOR HER CORNER AS IMPACT AS HIS HAND RAISED OUT WHILE SERENA IS CATCHING A BREATHER AS SHE REACHES OUT TOO! BOTH OF THEM LEAP FORWARD AND ATTEMPT A TAG!
Jake Mercer: KASSIDY IS TAGGED IN! IMPACT IS TAGGED IN! BOTH OF THEM ARE RUNNING AT EACHOTHER LIKE THEY’RE FRESH OUT OF THE GATE AT THIS POINT AS THEY BOTH QUICKLY TRADE STRIKES! IMPACT WITH A HEADBUTT, BUT KASS WITH ONE BACK THAT REVERBERATES WITH A CRACK SENDING IMPACT DOWN TO A KNEE! KASS QUICKLY GRABS HIM, DDT- BUT IMPACT WITH A BACK BODY DROP SENDING KASS DOWN TO THE GROUND QUICKLY!
Stew-O: Kass quickly rolling up to her feet as Impact runs right at her, KASS WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! Kass quickly running to the ropes as Impact pushes himself into a sitting position, KASS WITH A PENALTY KICK- BUT IMPACT GRABS THE LEG OF KASS BEFORE IMPACT! Impact pulling himself up to his feet still keeping a hold of the leg of Kass, KASS WITH A ENZIGURI- BUT IMPACT DUCKS UNDER AS KASS IS SENT BACKFIRST DOWN TO THE GROUND, WALLS OF IMPACT!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT WITH A SEAMLESS TRANSITION AS THE LIONTAMER IS LOCKED IN! KASSIDY IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS SHE CAN’T BEAR THE PAIN IMPACT HAS PUT ON HER AS HE’S JUST BENDING HER LIKE A TWIG! KASS TRYING HER BEST TO REACH TO THE ROPES BEHIND IMPACT AS SHE’S JUST A FINGERTIP AWAY FROM IT! IS SHE ABLE TO REACH IT! BUT AT THE SAME TIME SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE’S GOING TO TAP OUT AS WELL!
Jake Mercer: SHE GRABS IT! ROPEBREAK FORCED!
Stew-O: Both of them have practically collapsed onto the ground as in this short time alot has been taken out of them. Kass is already crawling to her corner, not willing to take a risk and keep pushing through to cost herself the match it seems. Impact taking that route too as he’s quickly crawling! THE QUESTION IS WHO WILL GET THERE FIRST?!
Flannery McCoy: IT IS BOTH OF THEM! WE’RE BACK TO SERENA BENNETT AND SIENNA JADE AS BOTH OF THEM COME RUSHING AT ONE ANOTHER! SIENNA WITH A CLOTHESLINE- BUT SERENA DUCKS UNDER AS SHE ATTEMPTS A KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SIENNA- BUT SIENNA DUCKS UNDER THAT AS SHE KEEPS A HOLD OF THE LEG AND TRIES TO BRING SERENA DOWN TO THE GROUND! BUT SERENA WITH A BACK ELBOW SENDING SIENNA BACK AND FORCING HER TO LET GO! SIENNA STUMBLING BACK AS SERENA RUNS RIGHT AT HER, SERENA WITH A MONKEY FLIP SENDING SIENNA DOWN TO THE GROUND! AND THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH FOR!
Jake Mercer: CRIP LOCC! BUT NO! SIENNA MANAGES TO ESCAPE THE OCTOPUS HOLD BEFORE IT’S ABLE TO BE SUCCESSFULLY LOCKED IN! SIENNA QUICKLY RUNNING OUT OF DESPERATION AS SHE SENDS A STRIKE TO SERENA, SERENA DUCKS UNDER AND O-
Flannery McCoy: O
Sienna Jade (Off-Mic): :neutral_face:
(Kassidy Heart is sent flying off the apron and tumbling down to the ringside floor accidently after the strike. She sits up on the barricade as she closes her eyes for a moment before opening them and looking at Sienna Jade. Serena Bennett is leaning in a corner with a face of interest watching this as Sienna has wide eyes as she slowly backs up clearly flabbergasted and shocked. Kassidy pulls herself up as clearly that cold stare is still kept onto her face, the tension is very high)
Sienna Jade (Off-Mic): KASSIPOO I’M-
Jake Mercer: BAH GAWD IMPACT TAGGED HIMSELF IN! Impact entering the ring and slowly moving Sienna aside, clearly Sienna is not happy about that as she starts absolutely going off on Impact! And they’re both arguing now as clearly this was not a situation well thought of from the both of them! BUT I DON’T THINK THEY’RE FOCUSING ON THE ACTION HERE!
Stew-O: LOW BLOW! WHAT THE FUCK! SERENA BENNETT JUST LOW BLOWED IMPACT AND THE REF DIDN’T NOTICE AS HE WAS TOO BUSY TRYING TO DEFUSE THE ARGUMENT BETWEEN IMPACT AND SIENNA! IMPACT FALLS TO A KNEE AS SERENA GRABS HIM AND BRINGS HIM OVER, WOUND-UP PELE KICK! IMPACT SENT TO THE GROUND AS SERENA QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Surfin’’ plays up as Serena Bennett sits up from the ground with a smirk. She can’t help but look down at the bruised and beaten body of Impact and consider it a job well done, finally she got her due. Serena pulls herself up as Kassidy Heart meets her in the center of the ring as she holds her National Elite Championship in hand. Both of them get their hands raised by the Ref as they continue their celebration. Meanwhile Impact is slowly getting pulled out of the ring by Sienna Jade as she’s checking on him, clearly she’s still a bit shook about what’s going on)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners, THE TEAM OF… SERENA BENNETT AND THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION KASSIDY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BAH GAWD WHAT A GREAT MATCH WE’VE JUST SEEN! You know this match reminded me of a Mexican Soapopera!
Stew-O: … why?
Jake Mercer: FUE JOSE!
(A cry of pain is heard as Flannery slaps Jake right across the cheek again as Jake grabs his face in pain and quickly rolls away from the announcers table)
Stew-O: Anyways… one thing I can agree with is that this was a great match! I will admit despite the challenges placed in their ways both teams gave it their all. In the end a disagreement between Sienna and Impact costed their team a chance to get a win over the other and you have to wonder the after effects of this match?
Flannery McCoy: Well it’s safe to say it’s not going to be very pleasant is it? I can admit to you we’ll be seeing more of this, but for now it’s not a worry, because Gateway to Glory continues! Congratulations to the team of Kassidy Heart and Serena Bennett!
[10 MINUTE INTERLUDE]
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for… ONE FALL!!! And it is for… THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Dark Horses’ by Switchfoot blasts through the arena as the lights begin to dim down in the arena. A blue spotlight shines down showing a figure by the name of Rex McAllister on there as he stands straight on the left side of the stage with a smirk on his face. A red light then proceeds to shine down next to him as the figure of Raven Roberts is seen as she pushes back some stray hairs and has a big smile on her face as Fire and Ice are seen at the center of the stage. Both look at one another and give a nod before making their way down the ramp as the red and blue spotlights which are still seen slowly follow them as they make their way down to the ring keeping big smiles on their faces as they did so)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… the challengers… at a combined weight of 377 pounds… THE TEAM OF… REX MCALLISTER… AND RAVEN ROBERTS… FIRE…AND… ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: I think we can all agree in saying this is a big opportunity for the collaborative team of Fire and Ice to say the very least. They’ve been on a roll over the last few weeks not just making their presence known separately, but together as a whole Fire and Ice has made sure to keep in everyone’s head that they’re not a tag team that should be forgotten about despite their singles ambitions. As a team though they’ve been tearing down every tag team in their way, making sure that they gain the Unified Tag Team title shot which of course, they are getting tonight after gaining an opportunity to do so a long while back.
Flannery McCoy: This is both their chances to ride into Pain For Pride both as champions, making a certain impact especially since Rex has the main event of Pain For Pride on his mind and who knows, the skys the limit for Raven as well. I will admit they are up against some heavy challenges including the undefeated Unified Tag Team Champions in front of them, but of course the saying goes, all good things must come to an end. Despite that belief that they hold there is still a chance that Fire and Ice are able to come out of this match with the victory AND the Unified Tag Team Championships, I wouldn’t take that away from them, we might just be seeing a title change tonight.
Jake Mercer: Well of course, I wouldn’t take that away from them, I mean didn’t you see them win the Battleground Tag Team Championships just a short few years ago?
Stew-O: I don’t think Battleground had any titles.
Jake Mercer: You’re just too ignorant to realize that they did! :mjgrin:
(Fire and Ice both enter the ring as the spotlights continue to follow both of them. They both go to opposite turnbuckles as they climb up to the top rope and pose for the cameras to see as the lights turn on and they both jump off the top rope. They both get ready as they head to their corners as ‘Dark Horses’ fades out. ‘Immigrant Song’ by Led Zeppelin then plays up as it’s clear who’s coming out to the ring. Drizzy and Vizzy make their way out to the ring both holding their Unified Tag Team Championships as The Visual Prophet makes his way extravagantly out to the stage, he throws streamers in the air with a smirk on his face as Drake King follows from behind looking at him as Viz ducks and spreads his arms out as Drake quietly ducks under his arms and makes his way to the ring, he’s no nonsense tonight and it’s clear Viz is being… Viz)
Stephie Love: And their opponents… at a combined weight of 480 pounds… they are the UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… THE TEAM OF… THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION DRAKE KING… AND THE VISUAL PROPHET… DRIZZY… AND… VIZZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for the collective team of the World Heavyweight Champion and the King of Elite it’s safe to say that they’ve been absolutely dominating the tag division as of lately. Not only being able to beat one of the most dominant tag teams that we’ve showcased here in EAW, but have managed to go undefeated as a tag team since they’ve formed, and they haven’t strayed shy of making that known to their opponents heading into matches.
Flannery McCoy: That’s why as always they have all the confidence in the world, and to be honest I wouldn’t blame them. Yet this is obviously a step up from the challenges they’ve been in, yet it’s obviously known that they’re ready for it no matter what. They’re coming in and delivering as they said they would, yet the question always beckons is it enough? They’ve been known to defy odds before, this might just be another day.
Jake Mercer: Yes I remember their tag team from the Carolina Wrestling Coalition, you see they always try to say that they hate each other, BUT REALLY THEY’RE LOVERS! I WON’T FALL FOR YOUR BLUFF!
(Drake enters the ring and raises the Unified Tag Team Championship in the center of the ring as Viz slowly slides into the ring and quickly climbs up the top rope as he waves it as well, turning his head to Fire And Ice giving them both a wink before jumping down as both head to their corner as ‘Immigrant Song’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: It’s going to be Drake King starting this match off against the future Hall of Famer, Rex McAllister. Drake and Rex start circling each other, both of them well aware of what’s at stake for this match. If Drizzy and Vizzy win, Drake gets to walk into Pain for Pride as a double champion. If Fire and Ice win, then Rex will become a Grand Slam Champion.
Stew-O: Rex takes a peak over his shoulder to make sure Viz is minding his manners and that allows Drake the opening he needs! The Paragon attacks Rex and pushes him back against the ropes! Drake with a series of chops to Rex’s chest and he grabs him by the wrist, and whips him across the ring! Rex flies back at Drake and manages to duck the lariat, but Drake catches Rex with a boot to the face! Drake immediately down with rights and lefts to Rex, and Rex does his best to fend off the champ! Drake is quickly back up and he lunges at Rex, backing him right into the corner! Drake nails Rex with a shoulder right to the gut, and quickly follows it up with an uppercut that snaps Rex’s head back! He tries to whip Rex across the ring, but Rex plants his feet and catches Drake in the jaw with a forearm! Rex throws Drake into the corner and he is hammering away on him! Drake manages to grab the ropes and pull himself out of the corner, but Rex strikes him again and that drops Drake to his knees. Rex with hammerfists to the back, and Drake tries to pull himself onto the apron, but Rex quickly pulls him to the center of the ring!
Jake Mercer: Rex mounts the King and Drake is eating a ton of shots to the face right now! He went through one war tonight, and you have to wonder what Drake has left in the tank for this match. Fire and Ice have no doubt made it their goal to leave Gateway to Glory with the Unified Tag Team Championships, and with both members of Drizzy and Vizzy having competed in singles matches already, you really have to believe that Fire and Ice have every advantage in the world right now.
Stew-O: You do, but I think we can all agree that counting out two athletes like Drake King and The Visual Prophet does no one any favors. Regardless of how fresh Rex and Raven are, Dizzy and Vizzy have come into this match prepared to do whatever it takes to defend their belts.
Flannery McCoy: That’s why we see Drake fighting Rex off right now! Drake has reversed their positions and now he is the one throwing hands at Rex! Rex throws Drake off him and scrambles back up! He misses a clothesline attempt, and Drake hits the ropes, looking to knock Rex down on the rebound! Rex side steps, and Drake is able to put the brakes on and stop his own momentum! Drake whirls around and Rex catches him in the face with a beautiful spinning heel kick! He picks Drake up and brings him down with an Angle Slam! Rex with the first cover of the match!!!!
Jake Mercer: The Paragon gets his shoulder up! It’s going to take so much more than that to keep an living, breathing wrestling God like Drake King down for the three count! SOSA Henderson threw the entire kitchen sink at Drake earlier tonight, but it wasn’t enough to keep Drake from retraining! Rex McAllister is savvy, though. I’ll give him credit. He’s pulled Drake into a sitting position and is working to keep him grounded right now. That headlock is locked in pretty tightly, and Rex drags Drake back towards the Fire and Ice corner.
Stew-O: Raven reaches out and tags Rex on the back and it’s Rex who pulls up Drake! Rex whips Drake into the corner and he grabs his wife! Irish whip to Raven, who hits Drake with an absolutely brutal looking running dropkick! Rex is right behind her! He follows it up with a corner clothesline and immediately slips out of the ring! Raven grabs Drake by the hair and slams him face first into her knee! She drags Drake to the center of the ring, hooks the leg, and goes for a Northern Lights Suplex! Raven bridges for a pin!
Jake Mercer: Drake kicks out!
Flannery McCoy: Fire and Ice have started this match on fire, no pun intended of course. Raven doesn’t want to see the advantage slip through her fingers so she grabs Drake in a headlock and continues what Rex started. It’s smart to see Fire and Ice looking to wear down Drake. I love this strategy!
Jake Mercer: Did you love it back on Empire when Raven tried to take your eye with a wooden spike?
Flannery McCoy: 😒
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet is on the outside of the ring, stomping his feet, and trying to rally his partner back into this match. A lot has been happening between Drake and Viz, but at least we know they’re on the same page here tonight. Drake seems to be responding and Raven is starting to struggle when it comes to holding in the headlock. Obviously she gives up a lot of size to both of her opponents in this match, and Drake is using his strength advantage to pry apart her arms. He finally gets himself free and nails Raven with a back elbow to the face! Raven comes right back with a shot to the back of the head! Drake catches her with another elbow, this one connecting right to her jaw and stunning one of the Beating Hearts of Voltage. That allows Drake time to spring up and nail Raven with a knee to the stomach! He knees her again! He clubs her in the back of the neck with his fist! Raven drops to her knees and Drake violently kicks her right in the rib cage! He snatches Raven by the hair and drags her over to the corner!
Jake Mercer: Viz is in the match now! :blessed:!
Stew-O: Drake throws Raven at Viz, who immediately brings her down into a sitting position with a snapmare! Drake follows it up with a penalty kick, and immediately Viz drops down for the cover!
Flannery McCoy: Raven kicks out! Viz doesn’t waste any time going to work on Raven. He pulls her up by the hair and places her against the ropes. Viz punches her in the ribs a few times before forcing her back against the turnbuckles! He chops Raven across the chest and stomps her down into a sitting position! Viz licks his lips and looks down at Raven before gyrating his hips and hitting Raven with a bronco buster! That’s got to be humiliating for Raven as Viz seems to be having a ball right now!!!! He finally climbs off Raven and slaps a kiss down on top of her head! He drags Raven from the corner and unloads a huge slap to her face! Raven hits the mat, and Viz starts stomping away on her face! He looks over at Rex and blows him a kiss before leaping in the air and landing a perfect leg drop across Raven’s throat! Viz climbs on top of Raven, pins her down to the mat, and the referee goes to count!
Stew-O: Shoulder up from Raven!
Jake Mercer: Viz just shrugs as if to say ‘oh well’ and he throws a few decisive right hands to Raven’s face! Viz is doing a great job of completely neutralizing Raven, and that’s difficult for anyone to do here in EAW. Raven is one of the fiercest competitors in this entire company and once stayed up for 117 hours straight studying every single way to lock in a chinlock. Can you believe the absolute dedication this woman has to her craft??
Flannery McCoy: 🙄
Stew-O: Speaking of chin locks, Viz has moved Raven onto her stomach and he’s wrapped her up in one! Viz is wrenching back on Raven’s neck, while she reaches for the ropes! Viz has them placed perfectly in the center of the ring, but we all know that Raven Roberts is incredibly tough. She is a former Universal Women’s Champion and a former New Breed Champion, and there’s no doubt in my mind that she’ll be able to hang on through this. Viz knows he isn’t going to get anywhere so he finally releases the hold and Raven’s face slams into the mat. Viz punches her several times in the back of the head and neck, before dragging her over to the ropes. He tosses Raven across the middle rope and uses it to choke her. Rex tries to step in, but the referee immediately crosses to him and forces him back into the corner! Drake uses the distraction to his advantage and he nails Raven in the temple with a sick looking kick! Raven goes limp and that allows Viz to pick Raven up, hold her up in the air, and he lets her drop! Raven’s neck hits the top rope and she crumbles to the mat! Viz places his foot on her neck, steps up, and stomps right on her! :damn:!
Flannery McCoy: Raven has definitely taken a beating since getting into this match, but we have seen this woman time and time again come back from the brink of death. Having faced Raven before, Viz knows that he can’t afford to let up, even if it seems like he has ‘The Bird of Prey’ right where he wants her. Viz is now holding onto the top rope to apply even more pressure to Raven. He’s got his foot planted firmly on the back of her neck, and he is holding onto the ropes for leverage. The referee is telling Viz he has until the count of five to let go, and Viz hangs on until the last possible second! Viz finally lets go out of the ropes and he reaches out for his partner!
Jake Mercer: Drake is in the ring and he takes control of Raven! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! VIZ IS THERE AS WELL! HE GRABS RAVEN AND POWERBOMBS HER RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! RAVEN IS GRABBING AT HER HEAD AND DRAKE DRAGS HER TO THE RING FOR A COVER!!!
Stew-O: REX BREAKS UP THE PIN! VIZ COMES FLYING AT REX, LOOKING FOR A BIG BOOT, BUT REX DUCKS! VIZ CRASHES INTO THE ROPES AND REX IMMEDIATELY CLOTHESLINES HIM TO THE GROUND! REX IS OUT OF THE RING, ATTACKING VIZ, BUT DRAKE IS STILL IN CONTROL INSIDE THE RING! DRAKE HAS ROLLED RAVEN INTO A CROSSFACE! HE IS CONTINUING TO APPLY EVEN MORE PRESSURE TO THAT NECK! RAVEN IS STRUGGLING AND TRYING TO FIND A COUNTER, BUT SHE IS TRAPPED!
Flannery McCoy: REX HAS TAKEN VIZ AND RAMMED HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE RING STEPS! REX SEES THAT RAVEN IS IN PERIL AND HE IS BACK IN THE RING! BASEMENT STYLE DROPKICK TO DRAKE! THE CROSSFACE IS RELEASED!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Rex is checking on Raven now, but she assures him she’s fine! Rex helps her up, but Raven pulls away from him. She rubs the back of her neck and is clearly favoring it, but she goes right over to Drake, who’s getting back up. Raven meets Drake with a knee to the face and she runs, hitting the opposite set of ropes! Raven uses them as a springboard and she takes Drake down with a back elbow!!! Raven follows it up with an elbow drop right across Drake’s chest and she rushes to her corner towards Rex!
Stew-O: RAVEN IS GOING TO THE TOP ROPE! REX HAS JUST PICKED UP DRAKE AND PUNISHES HIM WITH A POWER SLAM! RAVEN GOES TO LAUNCH HERSELF INTO THE AIR WITH A MOONSAULT BUT VIZ IS ON THE APRON! HE JERKS RAVEN’S FEET OUT AND SHE SLAMS RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES ON THE SIDE OF HER NECK! REX IS BACK UP BUT VIZ JUST FLEW THROUGH THE AIR WITH A MISSLE STYLE DROPKICK! REX IS DOWN! DRAKE IS DOWN! RAVEN IS DOWN! VIZ THROWS HIS HANDS UP IN THE AIR AS IF TO CELEBRATE! NOW HE IS GRABBING DRAKE AND HE THROWS HIM DOWN ON TOP OF REX!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Rex kicks out!
The Visual Prophet (Off Mic): Well that’s unfortunate!
Jake Mercer: The referee is attempting to restore order to this match and he has ordered Viz out of the ring. Viz reluctantly goes but not before taking a cheap shot at Rex! Viz struck the Grand Rampage winner in the back of the head with a nasty looking kick!
Stew-O: Both men recover at the same time and stagger back to their feet. Drake throws the first shot, but it’s blocked by Rex! Rex is able to connect with a nice looking right hand and he starts throwing forearm after forearm at Drake! Drake finds himself forced against the ropes once again,and Rex unloads a series of chest chops! Drake takes the shortcut and throws a thumb to Rex’s eye! That forces Rex to back off and allows Drake a moment to get himself back together! Drake throws Rex into the ropes but Rex catches himself! Drake darts forward, but Rex looks to lift up Drake and dump him up and over! Drake is able to land on the apron, though, and he slams into Rex with a headbutt! Rex staggers back, but that doesn’t deter him from throwing a right hand that nearly sends Drake to the mat! Drake is hanging on with one hand, but here comes Rex! SPEAR THROUGH THE ROPES!!!!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE AND REX GO FLYING AND CRASH TO THE GROUND! REX LANDS ON TOP OF DRAKE AND HE IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF HIM! REX REPEATEDLY PUNCHES DRAKE OVER AND OVER! AND HERE COMES VIZ! VIZ JUST NAILED REX FROM BEHIND, SAVING HIS PARTNER FROM THE BEATING! VIZ QUICKLY PULLS REX UP BUT NO ONE SEES RAVEN! RAVEN IS ON THE TOP ROPE AND RAVEN FLIES! A MOONSAULT TAKES OUT VIZ AND REX BOTH! RAVEN IS BACK UP AND SHE GRABS VIZ! SHE ASSAULTS HIM WITH SOME INCREDIBLE STRIKES THAT HAVE VIZ COVERING UP HIS FACE! RAVEN WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT AND SHE TAKES VIZ BY THE HAIR AND SLAMS HIS FACE OFF THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING! VIZ IS STUNNED AND RAVEN TAKES HIM DOWN WITH ‘THE FACELIFT’!!! THE SPINNING HEEL KICK HAS SUBDUED THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!
Jake Mercer: RAVEN TURNS AROUND AND HOLY SHIT! DRAKE KING JUST DESTROYED HER WITH THE GUILLOTINE!!! THE SICK KICK OUT OF NOWHERE! RAVEN IS DOWN AND OUT! REX IS BEHIND DRAKE NOW! REX GRABS DRAKE BY THE WAIST AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE GROUND WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! THE BACK OF DRAKE’S HEAD STRUCK THE GROUND AND I DOUBT THAT PROTECTIVE PADDING DID ANYTHING TO SOFTEN THE IMPACT OF THAT! REX IMMEDIATELY GRABS DRAKE, THROWS HIM BACK INTO THE RING, AND LANDS A BEAUTIFUL STANDING MOONSAULT ON DRAKE! REX HOOKS THE LEGS FOR A COVER!!!!
Stew-O: VIZ DIVES IN AND MAKES THE SAVE! THIS MATCH IS STILL ON!!!!
Flannery McCoy: REX IS UP AND HE TAKES A HOLD OF VIZ! REX LOOKING FOR THE SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE, BUT VIZ KICKS REX IN THE STOMACH AND SENDS HIM INTO THE CORNER SHOULDER FIRST!!!! REX IS HOLDING HIS SHOULDER AND VIZ IS SCREAMING AT DRAKE TO GET UP! VIZ HAS MADE HIS WAY BACK TO THE CORNER NOW AND HE WANTS THE TAG! REX IS STILL ON THE GROUND HOLDING HIS SHOULDER AND DRAKE IS UP! DRAKE SEES REX IN OBVIOUS DISTRESS AND HE IGNORES THE EAGER VIZ! DRAKE JUST IGNORED VIZ WANTING TO THE TAG AND HE STARTS STOMPING ON REX’S SHOULDER!
Jake Mercer: Vizzy seems a little put out that Drake ignored him, but Drake is doing a great job of capitalizing on the damage Viz did to Rex! Drake applies a nerve lock to the top of the shoulder! Drake has Rex stressed, but the former two-time world champion isn’t panicking just yet. Rex has been through a lot in this company, and has been in a lot of different situations. He’s very resilient and is able to overcome a lot. Rex is basically EAW’s version of McGuyver! Did you know that back in 2003 a small hurricane hit Rex’s home in Sea Isle, New Jersey, and Rex was able to save his entire family by creating a generator using two potatoes, a knitting needle, and a single strand of twine.
Flannery McCoy: :skip: I really don’t think he did…
Jake Mercer: It’s true!
Stew-O: Rex reaches up with his free arm and grabs at Drake’s hair! Drake releases the nerve lock but only to throw several nasty looking elbows to the top of Rex’s head! Drake pushes Rex’s shoulders to the mat, and goes for a quick cover!!!
Flannery McCoy: REX IMMEDIATELY COUNTERS BY GRABBING DRAKE AND STACKING HIM!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE KICKS OUT!
Flannery McCoy: BOTH MEN ARE BACK UP AND ENGAGE IN A COLLAR AND ELBOW TIE UP!!! THEY JOSTLE BACK AND FORTH FOR POSITION AND IT’S REX WHO’S ABLE TO GET THE BETTER OF DRAKE! HE IS ABLE TO FORCE DRAKE TO THE MAT AND SWITCH TO A FRONT FACE LOCK! DRAKE IS ABLE TO GET HIS ARMS AROUND REX’S WAIST, AND FLIP HIM OVER ONTO HIS BACK, BUT REX ROLLS OVER, AND IS BACK TO HIS FEET! HE LOCKS A SLEEPER IN ON DRAKE, WHO IMMEDIATELY FIGHTS HIS WAY TO THE ROPES! REX BREAKS, BUT HE KICKS DRAKE’S HAND FROM THE ROPES! REX GOES TO GRAB DRAKE, BUT DRAKE NAILS HIM IN THE BREADBASKET! REX EATS ANOTHER SHOT TO THE GUT! AND DRAKE IS BACK UP! HE NAILS REX IN THE SHOULDER WITH A KICK AND REX DROPS TO HIS KNEES! DRAKE BACKS UP AND NAILS REX RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE!!!! REX FALLS BACK BUT DRAKE DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER! THE PARAGON TAKES ANOTHER CRACK AT TRYING TO MAKE REX SUBMIT WITH A SHOULDER CLAW BUT RAVEN IS BACK IN THE RING NOW! TALON! TALON! RAVEN JUST DISMANTLED DRAKE WITH THE TALON!
Stew-O: THAT DRAWS VIZ INTO THE RING AND HE CATCHES RAVEN WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK! HE TAKES HER AND TOSSES HER INTO THE CORNER, AND THERE IS ‘THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL’!!! THE SPINNING BACKFIST CONNECTS AND RAVEN IS DOWN! ONCE AGAIN THE REFEREE HAS LOST CONTROL OF THIS MATCH!!! VIZ HAS GRABBED REX AND HE LOOKS TO RAM HIM INTO THE RINGPOST AGAIN, BUT REX FIGHTS HIS WAY FREE WITH SEVERAL ELBOWS TO THE GUT! REX WHIRLS AROUND, TRYING TO HIT VIZ WITH A LARIAT, BUT VIZ IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDERNEATH AND HE TAKES REX DOWN WITH A STEP UP ENZIGURI! VIZ GRABS DRAKE AND DRAGS HIM OVER TO REX! THE REFEREE IS DOWN TO MAKE THE COUNT!!!
Jake Mercer: REX KICKS OUT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ GRABS REX BY THE ANKLE AND HE HAS THE GRAND RAMPAGE WINNER IN THE VIZ LOCK! REX IS IN TROUBLE! REX IS TRYING TO MAKE HIS WAY TO THE ROPES! VIZ ISN’T LET- RAVEN! RAVEN! RAVEN JUST CLIPPED VIZ IN THE KNEE! VIZ IS DOWN! REX ROLLS OUT OF THE RING, HOLDING HIS ANKLE! RAVEN IS ALL OVER VIZ NOW AND SHE GRABS HIM IN A KNEEBAR! THE KNEEBAR SUBMISSION IS LOCKED IN! RAVEN IS LOOKING TO MAIM THE REIGNING KING OF ELITE!!!! VIZ IS DOING HIS BEST TO FIND A COUNTER, AND THE REFEREE HAS LITERALLY GIVEN UP TRYING TO RESTORE ORDER! THIS MATCH HAS BROKEN DOWN!
Stew-O: DRAKE WITH THE GUILLOTINE TO RAVEN! DRAKE JUST SAVED HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER FROM INJURY! RAVEN IS OUT COLD, AND DRAKE LOOKS AROUND AND SEES THAT REX IS OUT OF THE RING! REX IS TRYING TO WORK SOME FEELING BACK INTO HIS SHOULDER AND INTO HIS ANKLE, BUT DRAKE ISN’T GOING TO WASTE ANY TIME! DRAKE TAKES OFF RUNNING AND FLIES OVER THE TOP ROPE! TOPE CON HILO!!! REX AND DRAKE ARE DOWN!!!! :whew:!!!!!
Jake Mercer: THE PARAGON IS BACK TO HIS FEET FIRST AND HE IS RIPPING UP THE PROTECTIVE PADDING! DRAKE IS EXPOSING THE FLOOR AND LOOK AT HIS FACE! HE HAS NEFARIOUS INTENTIONS!!! DRAKE GRABS REX BY THE HAIR AND DRAGS HIM OVER TO THE EXPOSED PART OF THE FLOOR. DRAKE PULLS REX INTO POSITION FOR ‘PRELUDE TO DESTRUCTION’!!! THE PEDIGREE CONNECTS ON REX! REX’S FOREHEAD IS BUSTED OPEN! DRAKE DROPS DOWN AND BEGINS TO DRIVE HIS KNUCKLES INTO THAT WOUND! BLOOD IS POURING FROM REX’S FOREHEAD NOW!!! DRAKE GRABS REX UP AND DRAGS HIM OVER TO THE STEEL RING STEPS! THE REFEREE IS COUNTING, BUT DRAKE IS IGNORING HIM, AND HE SLAMS REX’S FOREHEAD INTO THE POINT OF THE STEPS! :lupe:!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE TOSSES REX BACK INSIDE THE RING AND HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
Stew-O: REX GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE CAN NOT BELIEVE REX JUST KICKED OUT!
Jake Mercer: I THOUGHT THE MATCH WAS OVER BUT REX SOMEHOW FOUND A WAY TO KICK OUT!
Stew-O: Viz is begging for Drake to come over and make the tag, but Drake continues to ignore him! Frustration is starting to cross the face of The Visual Prophet because it seems like Drake wants to handle this situation himself!
Flannery McCoy: Drake pulls Rex into a full guard position and he drives his elbow into the nerve that runs between the hamstring and the quad! He has full control of Rex now and he is working him over to full mount position! He has a joint hook grasp now on Rex’s arm and he feeds his outer leg over Rex’s neck! He rotates to the side and leans back at what appears to be a 75 degree angle, taking away any defense Rex might have, and he extends Rex’s arm for a highgrade armbar!!!
Jake Mercer: :skip: When the fuck you become a legit play-by-play commentator??
Flannery McCoy: Bruh…
Stew-O: RAVEN COMES INTO THE RING TO MAKE THE SAVE BUT HERE COMES VIZ!!!! Raven ducks a boot to the face and Viz has to put the brakes on before he crashes into the ropes! Raven is able to dive on top of Rex and Drake to break up the armbar, but Viz has her by the hair now! Raven throws an elbow that connects with Viz’s face, but he nails her with a clubbing blow to the side of the head! Viz immediately drops Raven and begins stomping on Raven’s neck! Both Viz and Drake have worked over Raven’s neck during this match! Viz throws Raven to the outside, and he heads back to his corner! Viz is screaming at Drake to make the tag, but Drake has already gone back to work on Rex’s injured arm and shoulder!
Jake Mercer: Fire and Ice are on the brink of losing this match. I can feel it. Rex has taken a lot of punishment, and so has Raven. The champs have done an amazing job at targeting various limbs, and softening up their challengers.
Flannery McCoy: It would be a mistake to count out Fire and Ice, though. These two don’t know the meaning of the word ‘quit.’ Look at Rex right now! Drake has him up, but Rex manages to catch Drake in the jaw with a forearm! Rex using his one good arm hits Drake again and again and again! Drake loses his grip on Rex, and Rex is able to shove Drake back into the corner!
Stew-O: BUT REX SHOVED DRAKE RIGHT AT VIZ AND VIZ TAGS HIMSELF IN! DRAKE LOOKS FURIOUS, BUT HERE COMES VIZ! VIZ DARTS TO THE CORNER AND KNOCKS RAVEN OFF THE APRON, WHICH KEEPS REX FROM MAKING THE TAG! VIZ GRABS A HOLD OF REX AND BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER! HE GOES FOR A COVER ON REX!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT REX KICKS OUT! VIZ IMMEDIATELY PULLS REX INTO POSITION FOR THE ‘PROPHET DRIVER’! PROPHET DRIVER TO REX! VIZ GOES FOR ANOTHER COVER!!!
Jake Mercer: RAVEN BREAKS UP THE COUNT! VIZ ROLLS OFF REX, WHILE RAVEN RETREATS BACK TO HER CORNER! SHE IS SCREAMING AT REX TO GET UP AND MAKE THE TAG! REX DESPERATELY NEEDS TO MAKE THE TAG! DESPITE HAVING HER NECK WORKED OVER IN THE MATCH, RAVEN IS THE MUCH FRESHER COMPETITOR! FIRE AND ICE NEED TO REGROUP, BUT VIZ IS BACK UP AND WAITING FOR REX TO MOVE! REX MAKES HIS WAY TO ALL FOURS AND THERE GOES VIZ!!!
Stew-O: :damn:!!!! THE CURB STOMP! THAT IS DRAKE’S FINISHER ‘BROKEN DREAM’!!! VIZ JUST HIT REX WITH HIS PARTNER’S FINISHER!!!
Drake King: 😐
The Visual Prophet (Off Mic): Look Drakey!!! What ya think?!
Drake King (Off Mic): Frickin’ cover him then!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ FINALLY DROPS DOWN AND MAKES THE COVER ON REX!!!
Drake King: :skip:!!!
Jake Mercer: Viz just pulled up Rex!!!
Drake King (Off Mic): What the heck are you doing??
Jake Mercer: RAVEN JUST FLEW INTO THE RING AND DESTROYED VIZ WITH THE TALON! DRAKE IS IN THE RING BUT RAVEN WAS READY! THESZ PRESS TAKES DOWN THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! RAVEN IS UNLOADING ON DRAKE! SHE PUMMELS HIM WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS! DRAKE THROWS HER OFF, BUT RAVEN SPEARS HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE ROPES! RAVEN CONTINUES TO HAMMER AWAY ON DRAKE! BOTH REX AND VIZ ARE STILL DOWN INSIDE THE RING! RAVEN IS BACK UP AND SHE IS STOMPING THE SHIT OUT OF DRAKE! SHE GRABS DRAKE, WHIPS HIM INTO THE BARRICADES, AND SENDS HIM INTO THE EMPTY CROWD WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE! RAVEN LEAPS ONTO THE TOP OF THE BARRICADES AND WAITS FOR DRAKE TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! MISSILE DROPKICK CONNECTS WITH THE KING!!!!
Stew-O: REX HAS MADE HIS WAY OVER TO VIZ! VIZ IS STILL OUT FROM THE CLAYMORE KICK! REX THROWS HIS ARM OVER VIZ!!! WE’RE GOING TO HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NOT YET! VIZ KICKED OUT! I DON’T KNOW HE KICKED OUT BUT HE DID! THE KING OF ELITE KEEPS THIS MATCH ALIVE FOR DRIZZY AND VIZZY!!!
Stew-O: RAVEN HAS MADE IT BACK TO THE APRON AND SHE IS SCREAMING AT REX TO MAKE THE TAG! REX IS CRAWLING TOWARDS THE FIRE AND ICE CORNER, AND VIZ IS BACK INTO A SITTING POSITION! THERE IS NO DRAKE KING FOR VIZ TO TAG BUT HE GRABS REX BY THE ANKLE! REX KICKS VIZ OFF AND HE LUNGES TOWARDS THE CORNER!!!
Jake Mercer: RAVEN RUSHES THE RING AND TAKES VIZ DOWN WITH A THESZ PRESS! STIFF PUNCHES CONNECT WITH VIZ AND RAVEN IS BACK UP, DRAGGING VIZ UP BY THE HAIR! RAVEN TRIES FOR AN IRISH WHIP BUT IT’Z VIZ WHO REVERSES AND SENDS RAVEN INTO THE CORNER! VIZ RUNS AT HER BUT RAVEN GETS HER FEET UP! VIZ STUMBLES BACKWARDS AND RAVEN QUICKLY SCALES THE TOP ROPE! ‘AERIAL ACE’!!! THE SHOOTING STAR KNEE DROP BRINGS VIZ TO THE MAT! RAVEN REACHES BEHIND HER AND HOOKS THE LEGS!!!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ KICKS OUT!!!!
Stew-O: RAVEN IS THROWING FOREARMS, AND THEY’RE CONNECTING ON VIZ’S JAW! VIZ RAKES HER ACROSS THE FACE OUT OF SHEER DESPERATION AND HE IS ABLE TOSS RAVEN TO THE SIDE! VIZ ROLLS TO THE ROPES AND USES THEM TO PULL HIMSELF UP, AND HE SEES RAVEN GETTING BACK TO HER FEET! ‘KISS TO THE HEAD’!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! THE BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE MISSES! RAVEN WITH ‘THE FACELIFT’!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! VIZ DUCKS THE SPINNING HEEL KICK! RAVEN AND VIZ LUNGE AT ONE ANOTHER AND IT’S VIZ WHO MANAGES TO TRAP RAVEN IN THE CORNER! VIZ STOMPS HER DOWN INTO A SITTING POSITION AND LOOK! DRAKE KING IS FINALLY BACK ON THE APRON! HE IS SCREAMING AT VIZ TO TAG HIM, BUT VIZ IS IGNORING HIM! VIZ HAS RAVEN IN A SITTING POSITION AND HE VIOLENTLY KNEES HER IN THE FACE! VIZ DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO RAVEN’S FACE A SECOND TIME AND HE DRAGS HER OUT OF THE CORNER! VIZ RUNS FORWARD AND PLANTS RAVEN WITH A BULLDOG! HE GETS BEHIND HER AND PULLS HER INTO A MODIFIED CAMEL CLUTCH! RAVEN IS CRYING OUT AS VIZ WRENCHES BACK ON HER NECK! RAVEN ATTEMPTS TO UNHOOK HER ARMS, BUT VIZ PULLS BACK ON HER NECK EVEN MORE! VIZ SWITCHES TO A SINGLE GRIP, AND THROWS A FEW PUNCHES TO THE SIDE OF RAVEN’S HEAD!
Stew-O: VIZ SLIPS HIS FINGERS INSIDE RAVEN’S MOUTH AND HE IS HOLDING HER IN PLACE THAT WAY! RAVEN IS CLAWING AT VIZ’S HANDS, BUT HE GRABS A HANDFUL OF HAIR AND SLAMS RAVEN’S FACE INTO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: VIZ LETTING GO NOW AS HE’S PRACTICALLY TOYING WITH RAVEN RIGHT NOW! DRAKE IS OBVIOUSLY FRUSTRATED AS THROUGHOUT THIS MATCHUP IT’S BEEN VIZ DOING SOLELY THAT WHEN THERE WERE MULTIPLE CHANCES TO END THE MATCH RIGHT THEN AND THERE WHICH LET’S ADMIT IS THE ONLY THING DRAKE WANTS DONE!
Flannery McCoy: RAVEN STUMBLING UP AS VIZ QUICKLY GRABS HER AND GOES FOR A SPINEBUSTER! BUT RAVEN QUICKLY SLIPS OUT AND CONNECTS WITH AN ARMDRAG SENDING VIZ TO A KNEE! VIZ UP TO HIS FEET AS HE RUNS RIGHT TO RAVEN, BUT RAVEN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AS VIZ LANDS FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!
Stew-O: RAVEN STARTING TO GAIN SOME CONTROL AS SHE’S BACK ON TRACK AND DRAKE KING ON THE APRON IS STILL BESIDE HIMSELF AS REX HAS MADE HIS WAY UP TO HIS FEET ON THE APRON AFTER A LOT WAS TAKEN OUT OF HIM YET HE CAN’T HELP BUT SMIRK! VIZ PULLING HIMSELF UP AS HE FALLS RIGHT INTO RAVEN AS SHE GOES FOR A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET! RAVEN IS IN SHOCK AS SHE QUICKLY RUNS AT VIZ TRYING TO TAKE HIM DOWN BEFORE HE’S ABLE TO DO ANYTHING! VIZ WITH A SMOOTH DROPKICK TAKING RAVEN BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! RAVEN QUICKLY GETTING UP AS VIZ IRISH WHIPS HER TO THE ROPES, MILITARY PRESS SLAMS RAVEN BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ QUICKLY GRABBING RAVEN BY THE HEAD AND BRINGING HER UP, VIZ WITH A LARIAT! BUT RAVEN DUCKS UNDER AND GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! BUT VIZ WITH A ELBOW RIGHT TO THE BACK OF RAVEN AS VIZ ATTEMPTS A SPINNING BACK FIST! BUT RAVEN DUCKS UNDER AS SHE ATTEMPTS TO SLAM VIZ TO THE GROUND BUT VIZ BARELY MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! VIZ TAKING OPPORTUNITY AND TRYING TO SEND A KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF RAVEN! BUT RAVEN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS WITH BRUTE STRENGTH SLAMS VIZ DOWN INTO A BACKBREAKER!
Stew-O: RAVEN HAS A OPPORTUNITY AS SHE RUNS TO ROPES AND LEAPS OFF OF IT AS SHE GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! BUT VIZ MANAGES TO GET HIS KNEES UP AS HE ROLLS HER INTO A CRADLE PIN! HOLY SHI- CRAP!
Jake Mercer: RAVEN KICKS OUT JUST BARELY! BUT THAT WAS JUST A TRAP AS VIZ MANAGES TO GET UP TO HIS FEET! LOOK! VIZ GRABS RAVEN BY THE LEG AND LIFTS HER UP AS RAVEN IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! VIZ-LOCK! THE ANKLE LOCK SUBMISSION IS LOCKED IN OUT OF NOWHERE AS RAVEN IS TRYING HER BEST TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES AND FIGHTS THROUGH THE PAIN AS VIZ ABSOLUTELY TWISTS AT THE ANKLE OF RAVEN ROBERTS! VIZ LOOKS AT DRAKE WITH A WINK AS WHAT IS HE SAYING?!
The Visual Prophet (Off Mic): THIS IS FOR JESSICA!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: RAVEN LOOKS LIKE SHE’S ABOUT TO TAP TOO! DESPITE EVERYTHING THIS MATCH MIGHT JUST BE GOING INTO THE CORNER OF DRIZZY AND VIZZY! BUT REX HAS SEEN ENOUGH AS HE ENTERS THE RING FROM HIS CORNER! REX QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD AND MAKING SURE THAT HE TAKES VIZ DOWN BREAKING UP THE HOLD AT THE CENTER OF THE RING AS THE MATCH CONTINUES! DRAKE IS ENTERING THE RING AS HE QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD TOWARDS REX TO HELP HIS PARTNER!
Stew-O: TALON! REX OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF DRAKE KING TAKING A PAGE OUT OF RAVEN’S ARSENAL AS DRAKE IS SENT TO THE GROUND AND ABSOLUTELY KNOCKED OUT COLD BY THE KICK AND COULD’VE POSSIBLY SENT ‘THE PARAGON’ OUT OF THIS MATCH!
Jake Mercer: VIZ HAS STAGGERED BACK UP BUT REX HAS ALREADY HIT THE ROPES! REX EFFECT! THE REX EFFECT CONNECTS! VIZ IS DOWN AND RAVEN IS CRAWLING OVER TO VIZ! RAVEN THROWS HERSELF OVER VIZ WHILE REX HEADS TO THE CORNER TO MAKE SURE DRAKE DOESN’T GET UP!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: HERE ARE YOU WINNERS AND THE NEW ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… FIRE AND ICE!!!
(“Dark Horses” by Switchfoot begins to play and an exhausted, yet elated Raven Roberts rolls off of Viz and places her hands over her face. The wave of emotions hit and from his position in the corner, Rex’s eyes absolutely light up.)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, we have new Unified Tag Team Champions and it’s the team of Fire and Ice!!! Back in 2018, Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts decided to team up together on a whim and enter the Grand Prix tournament. It didn’t work out for them then, but tonight? Tonight is another story.
Flannery McCoy: The soon-to-be Hall of Famer can add another accomplishment to his already impressive resume. With this win, Rex McAllister becomes a member of a very exclusive club known as Grand Slam champions. Things could not be going better for Rex right now.
(Rex has made his way over to Raven, and he is helping her up. Husband and wife embrace as the referee prepares to hand them the Unified Tag Team Championships. They finally break apart after sharing a sweet kiss and they take their newly won belts, beaming proudly, and holding them in the air.)
Jake Mercer: Absolute heartbreak for Drizzy and Vizzy here tonight. They certainly looked like champions, despite the clear tension between the two of them. Neither one seemed to want to tag in the other, and ultimately they were beaten. It’s a shame but congrats to Rex and Raven I guess.
(Rex and Raven smile at one another once more before getting out of the ring and retreating up the ramp. Their joy is palpable, but it’s a different story inside the ring. Drake is sitting up and holding his head, wondering where it all went wrong. Viz is being helped up by the referee and once the King of Elite is on his feet, he turns his attention to Drake. Viz looks apologetic and the words he says to Drake aren’t picked up by the camera.)
Flannery McCoy: Man. Their title reign ended too soon if you want my opinion. Things were never perfect between Drizzy and Vizzy, but they were more than effective as a team.
Jake Mercer: :mjcry: I really wanted to see Drake walk into Pain for Pride as a double champion.
(Inside the ring, Drake is just giving Viz a blank stare. Viz finally stops talking and extends his hand, wanting to help Drake up. Drake blinks, which is a bit alarming, but Viz doesn’t waver. He appears to be apologizing again, and Drake finally reacts, slapping Viz’s hand away and getting back to his feet.)
Stew-O: :lupe: Hold on before we sign off… there’s something going on inside the ring.
The Visual Prophet (Off Mic): I told you I was sorry. What more do you want me to say?
Drake King (Off Mic): Nothing. Absolutely frickin’ nothing.
(Drake glares at Viz, and finally, the King of Elite just shrugs. He had given it his best effort, and tonight that just wasn’t good enough. He turns to leave the ring, but Drake quickly seized him by the arm.)
Flannery McCoy, Jake Mercer, and Stew-O: :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: :damn: DRAKE JUST KICKED VIZ IN THE BALLS!
Jake Mercer: AND THERE GOES THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! HE IS DOWN ON THE GROUND AND PUMMELING THE LIFE OUT OF THE VIZ! THE FRUSTRATION FOR DRAKE KING HAS BEEN BUILDING SINCE GRAND RAMPAGE AND NOW IT’S REACHED ITS BOILING POINT! DRAKE HAMMERS HIS FIST DOWN INTO VIZ’S FACE ABSOLUTELY DESTROYING THE MAN WHO WAS HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER ONLY MOMENTS AGO! VIZ’S NOSE AND MOUTH ARE BOTH BUSTED OPEN AND HIS BLOOD IS FLYING EVERYWHERE! IT SPLATTERS ON DRAKE’S FACE BUT DRAKE DOESN’T GIVE A DAMN! HE DRAGS VIZ OVER TO THE ROPES AND TRAPS VIZ’S ARMS IN THEM!!!!
Stew-O: DRAKE IS OUT OF THE RING AND HE IS REACHING UNDER IT! NO! NO! NOT THIS! DRAKE HAS HIS BRANDING IRON! FUCK! SOMEONE GET OUT HERE AND STOP HIM!!!!
Flannery McCoy: DRAKE IS BACK IN THE RING AND HE SLAMS THE BLUNT END OF THE BRANDING IRON ACROSS VIZ’S HEAD! VIZ IS KNOCKED OUT COLD AND DRAKE TAKES THE WEAPON AND SLAMS IT IN VIZ’S FACE! DRAKE IS NOW BEATING THE HELL OUT OF VIZ WITH THAT BRANDING IRON :lupe:!!!!! HE IS GOING NUTS!!!
Drake King (Off Mic): I…
(Drake slams the branding iron into Viz’s abdomen.)
Drake King (Off Mic): CAN’T…
(Drake slams the branding iron into Viz’s groin.)
Drake King (Off Mic): FREAKING…
(Drake slams the branding iron into Viz’s chest.)
Drake King (Off Mic): STAND…
(Drake slams the branding into Viz’s face.)
Drake King (Off Mic): YOU!!!!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE HAS FIRED UP THE BRANDING IRON AND HE IS ABOUT TO BRAND VIZ’S FACE! :damn:
Flannery McCoy: SECURITY HAS HIT THE RING AND THEY TACKLE DRAKE! THEY GET HIM DOWN AND WRESTLE AWAY THE BRANDING IRON BEFORE HE CAN BURN HIS LOGO INTO VIZ! MEDICAL OFFICIALS ARE OUT AS WELL AND THEY ARE FREEING VIZ FROM THE ROPES! THEY GET HIM OUT OF THE RING AS DRAKE TRIES TO FIGHT OFF SECURITY! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HAS SNAPPED!
Stew-O: Jesus Christ. This is not the ending I expected here tonight, and I certainly hope Drake hasn’t done any permanent damage to The Visual Prophet. They are in my ear, trying to rush me off the air, but we will have more on this developing situation come Dynasty. For Jake and Flannery, I am Stew-O… goodnight.
(The camera takes a final shot of the bloody Visual Prophet being put onto a stretcher, and then cuts to a shot of Drake struggling to break free of the dozen or so security guards holding him back.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)