Fight Grid
(Highlights of King of Extreme and King of Extreme 2 air, showing MvM and [redacted] taking home the rights of being King)
(Mak is shown defeating MvM for his King of Extreme, then going on to cash in his rights as King of Extreme to become EAW Champion)
([redacted] is shown cashing in his rights to face Extreme Enigma for the EAW Championship)
(The World Heavyweight Champion and the EAW Championship belts are shown in promo footage)
(Camera fades out, showing the throne on the stage, and zooms out down the ramp, showing the red carpet)
(Camera cuts to the King of Extreme Crown, hanging from the rafters)
(Camera fades to the Ring Announcer)
Ring Announcer: The following contest… is the KING OF EXTREME FINALS MATCH… and it will be contested under TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS RULES!!
(Power’s music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing first… from New York, New York… weighing in at 290 pounds…. POWERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Stew-O: Welcome back to ringside folks and it’s time for the moment we’ve all been waiting for! The King of Extreme Match! Stew-O here as I’ll be calling the match alongside Deadprez and ETR as we will bring you the sights and the sounds of the third annual King of Extreme Finals match which will be competed under traditional KOE Match rules: Tables Ladders and Chairs!!
(Ashten Cross’ music hits)
Ring Announcer: Introducing his opponent… from Charlotte, North Carolina… weighing in at 280 pounds… ASHTENNNNN CROSSS!!!!!!
Deadprez: And here is the Divine Nightmare! He will of course be headlining tonight’s Free Per View alongside his opponent, Power… two very big men, a combined 570 pounds will be fighting tonight in a TLC Match to determine the next KING of EAW! They’re both in the ring, and they’re ready to go! The KOE Match is just about to be set underway!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
ETR: Power and Ashten Cross eye each other carefully.. as both stand in the middle of the ring, taking the match slow as they circle around each other, being careful and alert of one another. Just take a look at this ring… There’s tables leaned against all four turnbuckles, chairs set up for use at any time these guys please… ladders scattered at ringside… The King of Extreme Finals is always an interesting one to watch, to see how this TLC Match will unfold! And I’m sure that this will be King Kong vs. Godzilla… Two heavyweights that have the same goal, they’re not gonna be holding back one bit!
Stew-O: Ashten and Power slowly approach a lock up in the center of the ring… as Ashten Cross is the first to take advantage, bringing a knee up into Power’s gut… Ashten eyes one of those tables… and he’s gonna try and force Power to backpedal right into one of em! Cross is pushing against Power, but Power is forcing his upper body strength right up against Ashten’s! It seems these guys are in a stalemate, very equally matched in the strength game as they come apart… Ashten Cross heads to the corner… and be pulls a table from off the turnbuckles! Ashten Cross has the table in hand and he’s able to jab Power in the abdominals with the edge of the table! Power drops down to his knees… and Ashten drops the table, and heads off the ropes!!! Ashten Cross comes in HARD with a Low Dropkick to the STERNUM of Power!! That coulda knocked the wind right out of him!
Deadprez: Power snaps right down to the canvas! He rolls to the side of the ring, but Ashten is gonna stick right on him. Power pulls himself back up only to quickly turn around and face Ashten with a look that makes Ashten jump a bit! Power throws a right hand that connects with Ashten Cross’ jaw, but Cross comes back and counters with some lefts and rights of his own! He lands a kick to Power’s gut… and sends him off the ropes with an Irish Whip!
ETR: Power comes back running toward Ashten Cross and he SCOOPS UP ASHTEN ON THE RUN!!!! SPINEBUSTER!!! Power downs Ashten with the Spinebuster!! He jumps back to his feet and climbs to the outside of the ring as Power grabs one of those ladders from ringside, and with Ashten down, could we be crowning a King so early in the match?! Power slides the ladder under the bottom rope and into the ring as he slides in right behind it!!!…
Stew: Power is in the ring with that ladder… and he’s patiently waiting for Ashten Cross to return to his feet!!! He’s not gonna go for the win, he’s gonna try and go hardcore with that ladder on Ashten Cross! Ashten is up to his knees… and he doesn’t see Power anywhere!! He quickly slides out of the ring in fear that Power was waiting for an attack, and Stew, ETR… He was right! Ashten smiles, letting Power know that he was able to escape from his looming attack!
Deadprez: Ashten JUST escaped from the ring in time to evade getting cracked with that ladder! Power drops the ladder as he turns to the corner… and heads over there looking for one of those tables leaned against the turnbuckles!!!… This can’t be good for Ashten as Power exits the ring with the table in hand! Ashten quickly rushes up to Power to stop him, kicking him in the gut!!
ETR: But POWER SWINGS THE TABLE!!! FULL FORCE INTO THE SKULL OF ASHTEN CROSS!!! Power drops the table, with a rare smile on his face as Ashten falls into Power’s arms! Power drags Ashten over toward the Steel Steps… and Power has Ashten under his COMPLETE CONTROL!! He BASHES ASHTEN’S SKULL INTO THE BASE OF THE STEEL STEPS!!!
Stew-O: Ashten Cross is dazed and he’s woozy.. he rests over the Steel Steps and Power is gonna set that table up! He’s got it standing on the outside as Power heads back over to Cross and grabs him by the arm!! Power brings a knee strike into Ashten’s gut and I THINK HE’S GONNA BRING HIM INTO THE EXODUS!!! EXODUS THROUGH THE TABLE?!?!
Deadprez: NO!!! ASHTEN CROSS IS RAINING DOWN PUNCHES INTO THE TOP OF POWER’S SKULL!!! AND HE’S TABLE TO LEAP OUT OF POWER’S GRASP!!! Ashten climbs up onto the table as Power seems confused… He LEAPS OFF THE TABLE WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE THAT TAKES POWER DOWN OUT HERE AT RINGSIDE!!! Power is down… as Ashten Cross is opening him up with multiple repeated punches to the FACE!! Power is trying to crawl away from Ashten’s assault and he’s trying to help himself up, using the Steel Steps!!!
ETR: Ashten follows Power toward the Steps… and he positions himself on the other side!! Power is trying to get to his feet as ASHTEN CROSS NAILS A DROPKICK TO THE STEEL STEPS, SENDING THEM RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF POWER!!! HOLY CRAP!!! POWER IS DOWN ON THE FLOOR AS ASHTEN CROSS GRABS THE STEPS… AND LIFTS THEM INTO HIS ARMS!!!
Stew-O: It looks like Ashten Cross has some sinister ideas for those Steel Steps AND Power! He’s waiting for Power to rise back up to a vertical base… as Power crawls toward the ring! Ashten doesn’t want Power to escape! He’s following behind him with the Steel Steps! Power re-enters the ring, perhaps escaping danger as Ashten Cross slides in with the steps!! Power heads off the ropes and ASHTEN CROSS SWINGS THAT SET OF STEEL STEPS AT THE INCOMING POWER!!!
Deadprez: BUT POWER DUCKS UNDER THE STEPS!!! HE CONTINUES RUNNING AS HE HITS THE ROPES ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE AS HE DROPKICKS ASHTEN CROSS FROM BEHIND, FORCING HIM TO GUILLOTINE HIMSELF OVER THOSE STEEL STEPS, FALLING RIGHT INTO THEM!!! Power grabs that ladder he brought into the ring before and he’s gonna go ahead and set that thing up in the center of the ring! He’s making his way up the leader and he wants to grab that crown RIGHT NOW!! Ashten Cross looks up at Power climbing the ladder, and he’s gonna jump to his feet out of pure instinct! Ashten heads over to the ladder quickly and scurries upward toward Power! Power is at the top already though!! He’s tampering with that crown, trying to unleash it from the harness holding it from the rafters!!
ETR: Ashten fires a hard right hand at Power, hoping to knock him off the ladder, but Power only stumbles and he’s gonna keep on trying to get that crown!! Ashten fires another punch, but Power counters with a left hand of his own! These guys are battling it out on top of a LADDER!!! And they’re just INCHES BENEATH THE CROWN THAT WILL BRING HOME ALL THE GLORY FOR EITHER ONE OF EM!!!
Stew-O: AND ASHTEN CROSS CONNECTS WITH AN UPPERCUT UNDER THE CHIN!!! POWER CLOSES HIS EYES TIGHT, GRIMACING FROM THAT SHOT AS ASHTEN HITS ANOTHER PUNCH SQUARE ACROSS THE JAW!!! POWER LOSES BALANCE!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! HE LOSES BALANCE AND POWER FALLS OFF HTE LADDER!!!! POWER FALLS OFF AND CRASHES AND BURNS DOWN TO THE CANVAS BELOW!!! ASHTEN CAN JUST GRAB IT FOR THE WIN RIGHT HERE!!!
Deadprez: POWER ISN’T THERE TO FIGHT HIM FOR IT!!! ASHTEN IS TRYING TO REACH FOR IT, BUT HE’S JUST BARELY GRAZING IT WITH HIS FINGER-TIPS!!! HE’S LESS THAN AN INCH AWAY FROM A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT AND THE RIGHTS TO BE KING!! THE CROWN IS DANGLING JUST OUT OF HIS REACH!!!
ETR: Power is down on the canvas… and he’s trying to get up, pulling himself to his feet with the ropes and he’s on spaghetti legs after that fall… he’s massively dazed and woozy but he knows that Ashten Cross is up there trying to steal his shot at a World Championship!! Power heads off the ropes and COLLIDES WITH THE LADDER!!! POWER JUST PUSHED THE LADDER OVER AND ASHTEN CROSS IS GONNA FALL!!!! FIFTEEN FEET DOWN TO THE CANVAS AS HE CRASHES DOWN JUST AS POWER DID MOMENTS AGO!!!
Stew-O: Power is still dazed, but Ashten Cross just took a HUGE fall and neither men are in very good shape right now! Power crawls to the side of the ring and rolls under the bottom rope! Power grabs one of those Steel Chairs set up at ringside in this TLC match! He takes the chair and rolls back into the ring as Ashten Cross is up on his knees!
Deadprez: And Power has control over Ashten, a sly smile creeps over his face as he CRACKS ASHTEN CROSS OVER THE SKULL WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!! ASHTEN IS DOWN ON THE CANVAS… AND HOLY HELL!!! LOOK AT THIS!!! POWER IS FORCING ASHTEN’S HEAD THROUGH THE OPENING IN THAT CHAIR… AND THROWS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! WHAT’S HE DOING?!?!
ETR: WHAT THE?!— POWER IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE AS ASHTEN CROSS IS DOWN IN THE RING WITH THAT CHAIR OVER HIS HEAD!!! POWER LEAPS OFF!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! POWER COMES DOWN HARD ON ASHTEN CROSS WITH A BIG SPLASH FROM THE TOP ROPE INTO THE CHAIR!!! HIS HEAD WAS INSIDE THAT THING AS THAT CHAIR CLOSES ON ASHTEN CROSS’ NECK!!! THE THING CLOSED ON HIS GODDAMN NECK!!!
Stew-O: ASHTEN IS DOWN!!! POWER IS IN FULL CONTROL!!!! HE WRENCHES THE CHAIR OFF OF ASHTEN’S HEAD!!! AND HE LIFTS HIM UP!!!! Power pushes Ashten, who can’t even walk on his own at this point into the corner!!! Power comes in HARD with a Full Body Splash!! And he’s gonna pull Ashten with him to the top rope!!! Power has Ashten under control on the top rope!!! AND LOOK AT THIS!!! POWER PULLS ASHTEN ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!! EXODUS POSITION!!!! EXODUS POSITION!!!! ON THE GODDAMN TOP ROPE!!!! AND HE THROWS ASHTEN CROSS OFF OF HIM!!!!
Deadprez: INTO THE TABLE!!!! INTO THE TABLE THAT WAS SET UP ON THE OUTSIDE EARLIY IN THE MATCH!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! ASHTEN CROSS CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AFTER TAKING AN EXODUS POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!
ETR: POWER DROPS DOWN FROM THE TOP ROPE, ADMIRING HIS WORK AND HE’S SURE AS HELL GONNA HEAD OVER TO THAT LADDER!!! OH MAN!!!! HE’S ON HIS WAY UP!!! SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY UP THE LADDER!!!! AND THERE HE IS AT THE TOP!!! HE’S SITTING DOWN ON THE TOP STEP OF THAT LADDER AND REACHES UP, AND UNHOOKS IT FROM THE HARNESS!!!! POWER IS KING OF EXTREME!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Ring Announcer: The winner of this match…. and the KING OF EXTREMEEEE…. POWERRRRRRR!!!!!!
Stew-O: CONGRATULATIONS!!!! CONGRATS TO THE NEW KING OF EXTREME ANSWERZ WRESTLING, POWER REALLY DESERVES IT!!
Deadprez: Look at him, he’s loving this, holding the crown up to the crowd as he slowly goes down the ladder… and he’s sliding out of the ring….
ETR: He smiles as he turns at looks at Ashten Cross laying in bits and pieces of that table… in that wreckage… and he’s gonna take that journey back up the ramp, up the carpet as he can see his throne sitting there for him in the distance….
(Power reaches the stage, places the crowd on his head, and puts on the royal robe that was hanging on the throne. Dressed in full garb, he takes a seat in his new throne as King)
(Royal music plays as Power sits back in his throne)
(EAW logo buzzes)
