(Camera opens to see the ring of the EAW Performance Center for today’s special feature matchup. Maria Del Rey stands with a microphone next to Clark Ruggerio and Ben Knight who are sitting in chairs in front of the commentary system set on a PC branded desk)
Maria: Thank you everyone for tuning in to the EAW Network for tonight’s Performance Center feature matchup! The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Various trainees: …one fall.
(“The Entertainer” by Scott Joplin hits the speakers as Conor Gladstone comes out of the locker room and enters the ring)
Maria: Introducing first, making his way to the ring from Bristol, England, weighing in at 240pounds… Miiiiiiilllllllleeeeeeeeessssssss Thhhhhaaaaaaattttccccchhhhheeerrrr!!!!
(“Headfirst for Halos” by My Chemical Romance hits the speakers as Jake Smith makes his way from the locker room to the ring)
Maria: And his opponent, making his way to the ring from Venice, California, weighing in at 203 pounds… JAAAAAKKEEEEEE SSSMMMIIITTTTHHHH!!!!!
Clark: Two young upstarts who have been working hard here at the PC are ready to do battle!
Ben: These are my favorite matchups, where we get to see the stars of tomorrow prove what they can do!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Clark: The two move to the center of the ring and lock up! Miles twists out into a wristlock! Tatcher keeps control as he shoves Smith into the corner! Thatcher releases and rears back for a forearm! But Smith catches him with a back elbow! Smith turns around and runs Miles into the ropes! PARALYZER! The spinebuster plants Thatcher into the mat!
Ben: Smith is a crafty one! And now he’s stalking from behind as Miles rolls in pain! Thatcher getting slowly to his knees! Rising to his feet! Smith goes in for it! BROKEN WINGS! The swinging neckbreaker! It connects! Smith covers and hooks the legs! AND HE HAS THE TIGHTS!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Maria: Here is your winner… JAAAAAKKEEE SSSMMMMIIITTTTTHHHHH!!!
Clark: Jake Smith dominates and steals the victory! Miles didn’t even stand a chance with him rolling the tights!
Ben: Well, like his tactics or not, Jake Smith proved he can get the job done! And that’s what this all comes down to!
(Commercial for Bird Repellent, featuring Remi McQueen)