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FULL Match – CM Banks vs Mr. DEDEDE – Special Guest Referee, HRDO: Pain 4 Pride

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(Recap of the feud between CM Banks and Mr. DEDEDE is shown)

(Camera fades to the ring, showing the ring announcer standing in the center)

Ring Announcer: The following contest is set for one fall… and will be the MAIN EVENT of Pain For Pride 4!!

(CM Banks’ music hits)

Ring Announcer: Entering first… hailing from New Jersey… weighing in at 220 pounds… C-M-BAAAANNNNNKKKSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWEFan: Welcome back to ringside here at Pain 4 Pride.. and we’re set for the headliner of the evening… Two EAW Legends… two men who define that word will go ONE on ONE out here tonight…and it’ll be one for the ages. That’s for damn sure.

Jaywalker: I have some personal history with BOTH of these men, and I can tell ya that they have both given me a run for my money over the years. Two very efficient performers in the ring, two of the greatest there ever were… and tonight they’re gonna tear the house down. I can guarantee it right now.

(CM Banks makes his way into the ring as the crowd cheers. He waits through a short pause)

(Mr. DEDEDE’s music suddenly hits)

Ring Announcer: And his opponent… from Bridgeport, Connecticut… weighing in at 240 pounds… He is… MISTERRRRR… DE-DE-DEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWEFan: Just seeing these two men in the ring gives me goosebumps and sends shivers down my spine.. I’m not sure I can handle it! I’m ALREADY on the edge of my seat, and the match hasn’t even started!

Jaywalker: Well Mr. DEDEDE gets into the ring.. and both he and CM Banks have their eyes locked onto each other—

WWEFan: Whoa!!

Ring Announcer: And currently making his way to the ring… the Special Guest Referee…. H-R-D-O!!!!!!!!!!

(Crowd Cheers)

Jaywalker: HRDO!! Here he comes… a man who makes anyone standing next to him look like a dwarf… ANOTHER EAW legend on his way out to the ring tonight. These three men out here tonight ARE what EAW stands for.

(Camera pans over the crowd and shows HRDO entering the ring from overhead. It cuts down to the ring to show Banks and DEDEDE staring him down)

(HRDO glances at Banks, and then to DEDEDE. He calls for the bell)

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

WWEFan: And we’re underway!! The crowd is going NUTS right now and I don’t blame them. CM Banks comes out right off the bat firing punches at DEDEDE… and DEDEDE is trying to fight back, but Banks is backing him up into the corner, gaining the early advantage! This match will be no countouts, no disqualifications, this is Extreme Answerz Wrestling and this is Extreme Rules!

Jaywalker: Banks is slugging Mr. DEDEDE over and over again with those HEAVY right hands, and this is as tense an atmosphere as I have ever felt ANYWHERE… but look at DEDEDE! He SHOVES Banks out of the corner, and as Banks charges back in, Mr. DEDEDE lowers his shoulder and TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! MR. DEDEDE PUTTING HIS STRENGTH ON DISPLAY WITH THE BACK BODY DROP, LIFTING BANKS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!… And Mr. DEDEDE is gonna get outta that ring and meet his opponent on the outside to keep bringing the pain!

WWEFan: DEDEDE grabs Banks by the hair and pulls him up to his feet… BUT BANKS WITH A RIGHT HAND! CM Banks RIGHT BACK on the attack with some more fists being thrown in the direction of Mr. DEDEDE! Some big time bombs landing all over the body of DDD!!… LOOK OUT!!!.. DEDEDE GRABS BANKS BY THE NECK AND THROWS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!… Damn! Banks collides with the Steel Steps, and DEDEDE wasn’t gonna take much more of that right handed onslaught from Banks, pushing him directly into the steel!

Jaywalker: CM Banks is down… and now DEDEDE is heading over to the announce table.. Looking to end it early, perhaps… first the ring steps.. and now he’s cleaning off our announce table!!…. DDD goes to lift Banks back up to his feet… and bringing him toward the announce table… BUT CM BANKS GRABS ONE OF THE MONITORS, AND HE SLAMS IT INTO THE SKULL OF MR. DEDEDE!!! DDD IS DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE, AS BANKS RETREATS BACK TO THE RING! This match up full of big blows early on, as we’ve had our fair share of excitement through the first few minutes of this match….

WWEFan: These men have both put themselves into a position where NEITHER of them can afford to lose.. and as Banks stands up in the ring, Mr. DEDEDE pushes himself up on the outside, checking himself for blood after being clocked with that monitor as he flashes an evil glare at CM Banks! DDD stands up as he heads back toward the ring… and he joins CM Banks, entering the ring and immediately throwing a right hand back at CM Banks! The slugfest continues, but this time with DEDEDE on the offensive side, throwing some big punches at Banks! Banks sends a kick at DEDEDE… and with the way this match has been going so far… the way these men have been going at each other.. there’s gonna be some DESTRUCTION.

Jaywalker: Banks fights DDD back toward the ropes… and whips him off the other side! DDD hits the ropes, and ducks under a clothesline from Banks, and as he comes back, he JUMPS UP AND TAKES BANKS DOWN WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE!! Banks collapses.. and DDD is still on the attack, sending stomps into the downed CM Banks… He grabs Banks by the arm… and pulls him RIGHT INTO A SHOULDER BLOCK!!… DEDEDE using his shoulder as a battering ram there, pulling Banks right into it and driving into him like an NFL lineman…. and Mr. DEDEDE brings Banks into his grasp… setting him up… and everybody knows what’s coming… BAM, the DEDEDE DDT!!! Wait! Banks ducks his shoulder and flips DDD over his back! Nice Backdrop from CM Banks there, countering the DEDEDE DDT!!

WWEFan: DDD rolls toward the ropes… trying to pull himself back to his feet… and CM Banks… Banks hits the ropes!! And he launches himself off the ropes at DDD, coming at him HARD AND SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE, BACK DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH A CLOTHESLINE!! Banks joins DDD on the outside, as DDD tries to lift himself up near the barricade… and CM Banks takes DDD into his control.. and BASHES DDD’S HEAD INTO THE TOP OF THAT BARRICADE!! And Banks isn’t done! He’s gonna set DDD up… and he’s gonna THROW HIM INTO THE BARRICADE, AS DDD CRASHES HARD INTO IT, TAKING OUT A PORTION OF THAT BARRICADE WALL!!!… MORE high impact action in this match!

Jaywalker: And I’ll tell ya what… these two men have made this match… SO big.. and so important..

(Replays are shown of DDD crashing through the barricade)

Jaywalker: You can see the impact of DDD crashing into the barricade wall there… but here comes CM Banks, and he wants to use our announce table, just as DDD had a bit earlier on! He grabs Mr. DEDEDE and pulls him up into his control… and Banks takes DDD… and sends him HEAD FIRST into the table! DDD rolls onto the table now, as Banks climbs up here with him.. and this can’t be good for Mr. DEDEDE, as Banks sets him up into a Devil Lock… and he’s gonna go for his famed Devil-Lock DDT through the announce table!!… NO!!! MR. DEDEDE SENDS BANKS OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!!… THE 6 FOOT PLUS FRAME OF MR. DEDEDE, PLUS THE EXTRA FEW FEET OF THE ANNOUNCE TABLE… THAT SENT CM BANKS ON A NEAR 10 FOOT FALL TO THE FLOOR!!!

WWEFan: And I don’t know if you caught the eyes of HRDO lately… but he’s loving every minute of this! He’s enjoying seeing these men go through so much pain on such a grand stage.. and that’s what makes HRDO.. well, HRDO! Banks is laid out on the floor.. as DEDEDE looks to take advantage. DEDEDE is gonna try and get back into the ring… he’s gonna step right over the downed body of CM Banks, and proceed into the ring… DDD is starting to tire out, as he struggles to pull himself in the ring. It just goes to show how much these men have already put each other through and that this match could end at any second!!… And you gotta wonder ladies and gentlemen.. how much these RELENTLESS men are willing to go through to pick up a victory tonight! Hold on, Mr. DEDEDE’s hitting the ropes, as CM Banks pushes himself to his feet on the outside!

Jaywalker: DEDEDE SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND DIVES TO THE OUTSIDE!!! FLYING SENTON!!! FLYING SENTON ON CM BANKS!!! GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY A FLYING SENTON FROM MR. DEDEDE INTO CM BANKS AS THEY GO TUMBLING BACK DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR, RIGHT OUT HERE IN FRONT OF US!!! These men are BROKEN and BATTERED, each of them writhing in pain right here on the floor! DDD is the first to stir, as he tries to push himself to his feet… and already we’ve seen the supreme price paid in this battle of ICONS.. DEDEDE sacrificing his own body in order to bring the pain to CM Banks! And DDD is up to his feet after a bit of a struggle… HRDO standing in the ring is somewhat helpless right now… no count outs… neither man can be disqualified for their actions… Extreme Rules at Pain 4 Pride… athletic annihilation between these two men!

WWEFan: DDD drags those Steel Steps out from the ring… and he’s gonna bring CM Banks toward them. Mr. DEDEDE brings CM Banks toward the Steel Steps and sends him head first into the steel base of those steps! Mr. DEDEDE takes a few steps back… as CM Banks tries to push himself up… and DEDEDE CHARGES FORWARD!!!. MR. DEDEDE CHARGES AT BANKS, SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE STEEL STEPS AND CATCHES CM BANKS IN A TORNADO DDT, AS THEY BOTH GO FLYING THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! JESUS CHRIST!!! GOOD LORD!!! HOLY HELL BANKS AND MR. DEDEDE CRASH THROUGH THE TABLE!!! THEY GO THROUGH THE TABLE!!!…. So devastating for not just CM Banks but for Mr. DEDEDE as well! Neither man can stand at this point!

Jaywalker: And look at this… (Camera zooms in on the back of Mr. DEDEDE as he rolls over)… Mr. DEDEDE seems to have sliced his back open on the announce table.. as blood is spilling out from his body! This is the lengths that these two guys are willing to go to leave this arena tonight as the victor! And Mr. DEDEDE is CHALLENGING himself to get back to his feet… he’s forcing himself to stand, even if he’s on spaghetti legs! DDD rolls into the ring, and CM Banks is groaning in pain, but nonetheless, he’s slowly… VERY slowly in fact inching toward the ring as well, wanting to get back in there and bring the fight back on Mr. DEDEDE!! DDD is resting in the ring, as Banks slowly rolls in with him… Mr. DEDEDE charges at Banks… BUT BANKS SCOOPS DDD UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! CM BANKS HAS DDD UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!!… AND HE HITS THE GO TO RETIREMENT!!! JESUS CHRIST!! CM BANKS IMMEDIATELY TURNS IT BACK AROUND!!! HE TURNS IT AROUND ON DDD, HITTING THE GO TO RETIREMENT, THAT DEVASTATING KNEE TO THE FACE!!! AND DDD IS DOWN AND OUT!!!

WWEFan: CM Banks falls as well!! But he falls over DDD, and hooks the inside leg, going for the first pinfall attempt in this matchup!! HRDO slides in for the count!

HRDO: ONE!!!… TWO!!!…

WWEFan: DEDEDE KICKS OUT WITH LESS THAN A SECOND TO SPARE!!! And Banks seems frustrated… a bit shocked that he wasn’t able to put DDD away right then and there as he sends a few right hands for good measure in at the fallen Mr. DEDEDE… CM Banks rises to his feet… and brings DDD up with him… Banks is sending a few lefts and rights in at DDD… but DDD is gonna fight back! DDD is also sending punches in at Banks… and he drives in a headbutt as well! But Banks turns DDD around and drives him backward into the corner! Banks drives in a few shoulder thrusts at DDD…

Jaywalker: And now he’s gonna climb up over him and rain down some punches over DDD in the corner!!… But hold on! DDD pushes Banks out of the corner as Banks lands on his feet near the center of the ring! DDD charges out at him, and he misses a clothesline as he continues running and hits the ropes! DDD bounces back at Banks… AND BANKS WITH A SCOOP SLAM!! INTO THE LEG HOOK!! DDD IS PINNED ONCE AGAIN AND HERE COMES BIG HRDO WITH THE COUNT!!

HRDO: ONE!!!… TWO!!!—-

WWEFan: And DDD kicks out once more!!… DDD is down in the ring… as Banks is gonna leave the ring, and he’s heading back over toward us. CM Banks grabs a Steel Chair from ringside! Banks grabs a chair!!… Banks comes at DDD with that chair… BUT MR. DEDEDE TURNS AROUND AND SMASHES A BIG BOOT RIGHT INTO THAT CHAIR, SENDING IT INTO THE FACE OF CM BANKS!!! BANKS IS DOWN, AND DDD SUDDENLY HAS THE CONTROL OF THIS MATCH BACK IN HIS HANDS!!… Banks drops that chair.. and DDD is gonna go and pick it up. Mr. DEDEDE has that chair.. and he swings it HIGH over his head! DEDEDE SMASHES IT DOWN OVER THE BACK OF CM BANKS!!!…

Jaywalker: That chair is warped already! It’s bent after that one shot over CM Banks!!… And Banks is slowly getting up… perhaps DRIVEN to his feet from the sting of that chairshot, getting the adrenaline pumping, as he rises to face Mr. DEDEDE!!… And DEDEDE SWINGS THAT CHAIR AT CM BANKS AGAIN!!!… BUT BANKS DUCKS UNDER IT!!!… DDD HITS THE ROPES AND BOUNCES BACK AT CM BANKS!!! SPEAR!! SPEAR!!! SPEARRRR!!!! MR. DEDEDE WITH THE SPEAR!!! DDD WITH THE SPEAR!!!! THE SPEAR!!! SPEARRRR!!!! Banks ducked under the chair shot, and DDD hit the ropes, dropping the chair and coming back at Banks with the devastating Spear… as now BOTH Mr. DEDEDE and CM Banks are laying out on the canvas, damaged and demolished! Mr. DEDEDE slowly crawls over to the body of the decapitated CM Banks… and he lays an arm over his chest! DDD going for the cover!! Could this be it right here?!

HRDO: ONE!!!… TWO!!!………………………………… CM BANKS KICKS OUT!!!!!

WWEFan: Damn! These two REFUSE to LOSE!!!… And Banks is the one to kick out this time! I don’t think DDD believes what he’s seeing right now! And the same can go for CM Banks! Normally you don’t see ANYONE escape from the Go To Retirement OR the Spear.. but tonight, we’ve seen it happen TWICE, with DDD kicking out of the GTR earlier, and now Banks successfully saves his metaphoric LIFE, kicking out of the spear!!… Banks rolls to the ropes… and PULLS himself up to his feet.. and he’s gonna grab that Steel Chair.. He’s gonna take that Steel Chair.. as Mr. DEDEDE is on his knees… and HE’S GONNA SMASH THE STEEL INTO THE BACK…. THE SPINE OF MR. DEDEDE!!! HE WAS ALREADY DAMAGED TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN, BUT THAT SHOT WAS LETHAL!! THAT SHOT COULDA PUT HIM AWAY AS DDD COLLAPSES FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!!

Jaywalker: And CM Banks isn’t done yet! He’s gonna go back AGAIN with that Steel Chair!! And he’s YELLING for DEDEDE to stay down! He’s SMASHING that Steel Chair OVER AND OVER AGAIN into the near lifeless body of Mr. DEDEDE and BEGGING him to just stay down, and I don’t know ladies and gentlemen… DEDEDE might be best served health-wise at least to listen to CM Banks! It’s GOTTA be near the end! It HAS to be!! DEDEDE looks like he’s DONE!! He looks FINISHED!! I think this may be it for Mr. DEDEDE…. CM Banks collapses with that Steel Chair in his hands… trying to recuperate from the INTENSE fatigue he must be enduring right now… And CM Banks is remorseless, STILL screaming at Mr. DEDEDE to stay down…

WWEFan: Mr. DEDEDE is trying to pull himself up though… Love him or hate him… Mr. DEDEDE will NEVER stay down… and the history of his career has shown that to us QUITE WELL… CM Banks seems infuriated… and he wants to put Mr. DEDEDE away FOR GOOD. But Mr. DEDEDE is up on his feet.. and this match is STILL going on after all this time!! We’ve seen these men sliced open, bruised, battered, put through tables, put through some of the sickest and most painful maneuvers this industry has ever SEEN.. and they’re STILL trucking on and keeping up the fight!! And CM Banks comes up to DDD with that chair again!! Looking for a big headshot!! He wants that headshot!!!… BUT DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER IT!!! DDD kicks Banks in the gut, as Banks drops the chair… and DDD is sending some People’s Punches into CM Banks!! The People’s Punches, Jay!! And Mr. DEDEDE brings CM Banks in!!!… EDGE-O-MATIC!!! Mr. DEDEDE hits the Edge-O-Matic on CM Banks!! And both men are back down on the canvas… completely CONSUMED by fatigue and pain!!

Jaywalker: DDD’s back in this thing! It’s ANYONES match to win!!!… And Mr. DEDEDE rises to his feet… and he’s gonna take that chair into his possession.. We all know the obvious danger of Mr. DEDEDE, especially when he’s got a weapon. CM Banks is still down… and Mr. DEDEDE is rising up to the top rope!! DEDEDE’s going up top and he’s gonna fly!! But the chair?! Mr. DEDEDE has that chair with him on the top rope!! He’s calling for it!! Is he gonna do it?! MR. DEDEDE IS GONNA JUMP OFF WITH THAT CHAIR TO GO FOR A WINGS OF HELL ON CM BANKS, LAYING IN THE RING!!!…. MR. DEDEDE JUMPS OFF!!!!

WWEFan: BUT NO!!! NO!!! CM BANKS JUMPS TO HIS FEET!!! HOW?!?!?! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?! BANKS JUMPS UP AND CATCHES MR. DEDEDE ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!!! HE CAN’T!!! I’M SEEING THINGS!!! I MUST BE FREAKING SEEING THINGS!!! BANKS IS ON HIS FEET?!?!?! BANKS JUMPS UP AND CATCHES DDD ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! AND HE HAS DEDEDE WITH THE GO TO RETIREMENT!!!! ANOTHER GO TO RETIREMENT ON MR. DEDEDE!!!!!… CM BANKS HAS ANOTHER GODDAMN GO TO RETIREMENT ON MR. DEDEDE!!!! ANOTHER ONE!!! AND MR. DEDEDE IS OUT COLD!!! DEDEDE IS OUT!!! AND CM BANKS SIMPLY FALLS OVER HIM, COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY DRAINED OF ANY ENERGY HE ONCE HAD!!! THIS HAS TO BE IT!!! THIS HAS TO BE IT RIGHT HERE!!!

Jaywalker: Here comes HRDO in for the count!!!

HRDO: ONE!!!… TWO!!!… THREE!!!!!!!….

(Ding! Ding! Ding!!)

WWEFan: OH MAN ITS OVER!!! THE MATCH IS OVER!! BANKS WINS!!! CM BANKS WINS!!! HE’S THE WINNER!!! CM BANKS DEFEATS THE GREATEST IN-RING PERFORMER IN EAW HISTORY RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF AN INCREDIBLY HUGE CROWD, UNDER ALL THE LIGHTS, ALL THE SOUNDS, ALL THE FANS OF PAIN 4 PRIDE!!!! CM BANKS IS VICTORIOUS!!! AND I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!!!

Jaywalker: I’m… I’m at a loss for words… what a match these two put on for all of these people… what a terrific match to cap off an UNBELIEVEABLE night!!

Ring Announcer: The winner of this match… C-M BAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Crowd Cheers)

WWEFan: What a match… what a match we saw…

Jaywalker: But hold on… CM Banks… CM Banks isn’t done… he’s STILL hammering in elbow shots, forearms… EVERYTHING at Mr. DEDEDE… and DEDEDE is defenseless against him! HRDO is trying to break it up, but Banks INSISTS on beating the holy hell out of DDD!! This is just… I mean I know that DDD has put CM Banks through a whole hell of a lot since the Grand Rampage… but come on… This is completely uncalled for after that great match!!… But HRDO grabs CM Banks!!!…

WWEFan: And HRDO PRYS CM Banks away from DEDEDE!!! HRDO’s arguing with Banks… and I don’t blame him… that’s just disrespectful and like you said Jay, uncalled for… BUT LOOK AT MR. DEDEDE!!! DDD GETS UP TO HIS FEET, AND HE HAS THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!… HRDO TURNS CM BANKS AROUND AS DEDEDE IS ABLE TO CLOCK THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER HIS HEAD!!! DDD SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF CM BANKS!!!… AND BANKS STUMBLES AROUND BACK TOWARD HRDO!!!!…

Jaywalker: HRDO SLAPS HIS HAND AROUND THE NECK OF CM BANKS!!!… AND CM BANKS IS LIFTED UP!!! AND DOWN!!! HRDO WITH THE CHOKESLAM!!! HRDO WITH THE CHOKESLAM!!!! AND BANKS IS OUT!!! CM BANKS IS OUT!!!

WWEFan: And look at this, DEDEDE and HRDO are shaking hands in the ring, showing mutual respect for one another after being able to lay out CM Banks, after that vicious attack Banks had planned after the match!!

(HRDO raises Mr. DEDEDE’s arm to the crowd)

WWEFan: Well… as HRDO and Mr. DEDEDE celebrate in the ring… That’s unforunately all the time we have for Pain 4 Pride! We told you to savor every moment, and we hope you did!! But Stew-O, why don’t you bring us out?

Stew-O: My pleasure… For Deadprez, WWEFan, Jaywalker, ETR and Masters… This is Stew-O. It’s been a GREAT night folks… but that’s all the time we’ve got! We’ll see you back on Showdown, Dynasty and Voltage.. but I think we can all agree that Pain 4 Pride has shook the foundations of EAW… and has been one of the best times of my life. Goodnight everyone, we all hope you enjoyed the show!!!

Written by Fight Grid

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