Full match of the Pain for Pride V headline bout for the Answers World Championship, featuring the champion Alexander Da Vinci defending his title against Prince of Phenomenal. MATCH BELOW:
Stew: Well folks, business is about to pick up… IT’S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT OF PAIN FOR PRIDE V!!
( The camera pans to the ring announcer )
Ring Announcer: The following, is for the ANSWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS WOOOOOOORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! Introducing first, the CHALLENGER…
( The arena has a complete blackout… suddenly, the words “Phenomenal” glow in the center of the ring )
( Very soon a glow-in-the-dark image of a Hoodie is shown at the top of the ramp on the stage, with its back turned from the camera ) …
( Suddenly, MASSIVE Pyrotechnics shoot up from the stage directly next to the figure, lighting up the sky as the lights flash back on in the arena, to POP screaming in adrenaline and storming down the ramp to the roar of the crowd )
Ring Announcer: From South Beach, Florida, weighing in at 210 POOOOOOOOOUNNNNDSSSSSS…. THEEEE PRINCE!!!! OOOOOOF PHEEEEEENOMENAL!!!!!
Stew: POP, with a PHENOMENAL entrance here tonight wants a phenomenal Championship victory, and he’s got a bitter enemy standing in the way of the Gold, in a night that POP believes should be his big break!!!
HYC: I chatted it up with POP briefly asking him for his strategy tonight; he says that he’s panned through ADV’s moveset and has done intense Resilience and Balance training. POP believes that his preparing for Pain for Pride will make him equivalent to an Energizer Bunny, and as long as he can give himself enough space from ADV’s pummeling attacks, he should be able to outsmart him. POP is VERY confident, that’s saying the least!
Stew: Good that POP knows his strengths and his weaknesses, that’s a match winning mindset right there… but you have to wonder if POP didn’t generalize ADV’s strength and brute a little too much.
( POP’s music halts, as a calm comes across the arena ) …
( Alexander Da Vinci’s music hits, as a dark aura comes across the Stadium and he walks out grimly, looking as defined, toned and intense as ever with the AWC around his waist )
Ring Announcer: And the opposition…. he is the ANSWWWWEEEEEEEEEEERS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!! …. AAAALEXANDEEEEERRRR DAAAAAAA VINCIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Stew: 3 Time World Champion, 2 time Unified Tag Champion, this guy has commanded SUCCESS within the last year and 1/2 of his career at unspeakable rates. He’s the man to beat, he’s on top, HE’S set himself apart from the pack!
( ADV makes his way down the ramp, and when he reaches the bottom of the ramp a trap-door opens in front of him at ringside, and a Crystal-glass podium rises out of the ground ) … ( Da Vinci opens the top, and pulls out a Sledgehammer, he looks at POP with a devilish look, as he heads to the apron to do his signature water bottle taunt )
HYC: Well what a way to glorify your most deadly weapon, which I know WILL be a factor in this match. And I asked ADV as well what would be his strategy coming into this match, and he PREDICTED that at Pain for Pride people ready themselves for their opponents well-known signature moves so that they can either kick out or escape them, so he spent the last 3 weeks perfecting moves outside of his move set, and said he doesn’t expect to use either the Last Stand unless it’s an emergency!
Stew: It’s as if he knew POP’s motives all along… ADV is a technician infused with a barbarian in that ring, he will become a complete SAVAGED if provoked, and just threatening his World Championship reign is provoking enough for ADV to do something horrific here, in the Main Event, at the GRANDEST stage EVER at Yankee Stadium.
( Da Vinci sets his Sledgehammer in the ring apron as his music halts, and the referee checks both men as they stand at their corners.. Da Vinci lets out a smirk, as POP remains stone faced ) …
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
ADV: You can’t beat me… look at you… look at ME… you’ve already lost.
POP: Let’s see about that
Stew: Da Vinci motions for POP to come take his best shot, Da Vinci is at stance, and POP is at stance, and POP CHARGES towards Da Vinci, letting off several crosses to the face, several punches to the jaw, and after afew Da Vinci strikes RIGHT back with punches of his own! And ADV SHOVES POP away from him, and POP CHARGES with a forearm, but Da Vinci blocks with a forearm of his own!!
HYC: IT’s a forearm struggle, both men are looking at each other furiously, as POP now converts into a ARMDRAG/TAKEDOWN, sending Da Vinci crashing as ADV hops right back up, and POP CHARGES towards ADV, but Da Vinci takes POP right back down with a Shoulder-Block! And POP KIPS back up, looking at ADV with fire in his eyes, as Da Vinci beckons POP to head over to him for round two!
Stew: And instead of getting frustrated, POP does just that and both men lock up, applying a grapple! And Though POP kept cool, it wasn’t smart, because Da Vinci out muscles him by a lot, and Da Vinci as a result backs POP into a turnbuckle, as POP SHOVES KNEES DIRECTLY into Da Vinci’s gut, KNEE after KNEE as ADV backs off holding his stomach with one hand, as POP quickly lifts the leg, and SWIFTLY PULLS OFF AN ENZIGURI!! And ADV spins around, dazed, and turns back to POP as POP lifts his leg to ADV’s chest and BACKFLIPS INTO A TOE-KICK INTO ADV’S JAW!! LIKE A REVERSE PELE KICK, AND LANDS ON HIS FEET AS DA VINCI BACKS INTO THE ROPES…
HYC: And POP backs up on the ropes, and CHARGES TO ADV LOOKING FOR A HURRICANRANA, AND DOES IT SENDING ADV OVER THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE—
Stew: BUT WITH UNBELIEVABLE BALANCE, DA VINCI LANDS ON HIS FEET!!
HYC: And POP is SHOCKED, as ADV, on the outside of the ring looks up at POP with an evil grin on his face, almost saying “nice try”! POP now LEAPS over the ropes, but Da Vinci is startled and ducks, as POP merely did it as a fake as he lands on the Apron, and POP SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THE ROPES AND BACKFLIPS INTO ADV……….. AND ADV HAD THE WHEREWITHAL TO CATCH POP!!! HE CAUGHT POP’S MOONSAULT ATTEMPT RIGHT ON HIS SHOULDER, AND POP IS STRUGGLING TO GET OUT, BUT ADV DRIVES POP SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING APRON!!!
Stew: And ADV is STILL held on, as Da Vinci turns around and PLANTS POP, WHOS SLUMP ON HIS SHOULDER, PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH THE SCOOP SLAM, SPINE FIRST AT RINGSIDE!!! Da Vinci has POP neutralized for the moment, as Da Vinci quickly lifts up the ring apron… and pulls out a Steel Chair, which is a pretty dangerous thing for a guy like ADV to have, as POP is just now getting up, wobbly legged and everything, and ADV MEETS HIM WITH A CHAIRSHOT RIGHT INTO THE BACK.
HYC: POP is writhing in pain that was a MASSIVE shot; the entire stadium could hear that man!!! POP now rolls into the ring, trying to I guess soothe the pain and avoid possibility of more, as Da Vinci follows him into the ring and POP gets up as Da Vinci SMASHES THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER POP’S SKULL, SWINGING FOR THE FENCES AND KNOCKING HIM DOWN!!! And now Da Vinci drops over him, covering him, ONEEEEEEE!!… TWOOOOOOOOO!! But POP kicks out after two, and It’s expected, but man after a full front chair shot like THAT it almost looks easy! But it’s not, you try getting hit in the temple that way, it’s not fun!
Stew: No it’s not, And POP is already trying to get back up as Da Vinci licks his lips and smiles in the joy he gets out of battering his opponent, and as POP returns to his feet, ADV SWINGS AGAIN, AND STRIKES AGA— NO, STRIKE 1, POP DUCKS UNDER AS ADV MISSES THE SWING, AND FROM BEHIND POP CONNECTS A LOW BLOW FROM BEHIND AS ADV DROPS THE CHAIR IN PAIN!!! AND POP FROM BEHIND CONNECTS THE STARMAKER FROM BEHIND!!! THE INNOVATIVE SUPLEX DROPPING ADV RIGHT ON HIS NECK!!! AND POP COVERS QUICKLY, ONEEEEEE!!… TWOOOOO!! But ADV gets the shoulder up.
HYC: Mistake, POP should’ve hooked the leg, not covered, there’d be no way ADV could kick out from that! But Regardless POP now has the Chair in his hand, after hitting that PHENOMENAL move, and now POP holds the folded chair by its legs and… and IMPALES THAT CHAIR DIRECTLY INTO ADV’S THROAT FOR THE GUILLOTINE! AND ADV HITS IT AGAIN! AND HE HITS IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! POP IS LETTING OUT RAGE, AND ADV’S THROAT IS PAYING THE PRICE, HE CAN’T EVEN BREATHE!!! JESUS, After his 10th Guillotine POP drops the chair as ADV Rolls to the Apron out of pure desperation!
Stew: ADV in his mind can’t believe what just happened to him, and now he sits up on the apron outside of the ring, sitting on the apron holding his throat.. And ADV stands up on the apron, still with his back foolishly turned on POP as UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! POP RUNS TOWARDS HIM WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR AGAIN AND CONNECTS A CHAIR-SURF DROPKICK DIRECTLY INTO THE BACK OF ADV’S HEAD!!!! THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE!!!!! AS ADV GOES FLYING OFF THE APRON AND LANDS FACE FIRST, SMACKING ACROSS OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE, NEARLY COLLAPSING IT!!! I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE! (( A Replay to the move shows ))
HYC: Oh my Goodness, I can’t take anything away from POP for that, he’s got control of this match again. POP took a moment to breathe now, as POP rolls out of the ring, and looks underneath the apron as he’s right in front of us, and ADV seems to be near unconscious with only his arms moving… and POP from under the ring pulls out a beautiful, Wooden Table, and leans it over the Steel Steps and the ring post… and now POP heads towards AD— wait ADV is grabbing your laptop!!!!
Stew: BAM!!!!!!! ADV.. ADV HITS POP DIRECTLY OVER THE HEAD WITH MY LAPTOP! AS POP COLLAPSES OVER THE RING APRON! COME ON ADV, I NEED THAT! AND IT APPEARS POP HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN TOO, MY GOD! HES BLEEDING BADLY! IVE NEVER SEEN A LAPTOP DESTROYED LIKE THIS, AS DA VINCI BACKS UP AND RUNS DIRECTLY INTO POP, SPEARING HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE WOODEN TABLE AND DRIVING BOTH MEN INTO THE STEAL STEPS!!!!
HYC: OH MAN! Both of these guys are hurting, but POP had to have had the WIND knocked out of him with that one! And it takes ADV a good 10, 15 seconds, but he’s on his feet, as he rolls POP’s carcass into the ring, and Alex looks underneath the ring again..
ADV: SO YOU LIKE TABLES, POP??.. I’ll give ya a table…
HYC: And with that, Alex Da Vinci pulls out ANOTHER Table, and slides it into the ring! And now Da Vinci looks under again and pulls out what seems to be a glass Window, and slides that in…. now Da Vinci looks under the ring AGAIN, and Da Vinci sees a pair of barbedwire gloves!! Barbedwire-wrapped welding gloves, how about that??? And of course, THOSE are tossed in.
Stew: The grotesque weapons they purposely put underneath that ring, unreal. Now Alex Da Vinci enters the ring, and is setting up the table as POP returns to his feet by the time it’s completely set up, and POP JETS towards ADV with a barrage of rights and lefts into the face!!! POP has HAD IT, he’s fed up, using all of his adrenaline on these shots to the face!!! And POP nails a BIG ONE TO THE EYE, as ADV turns around, hugging the Turnbuckle and POP is attempting a German Suplex, and might want to send ADV through the table!!!!
HYC: But it’s not happening, ADV SWINGS an elbow DIRECTLY INTO the eye socket of POP!! And that’s an eye for an eye there, POP backs up in pain, clutching his eye as ADV runs and KNEES POP DIRECTLY IN THE FACE, as POP lands on his back! And with that, Alexander Da Vinci heads to the corner…. and is pulling himself up to the top of the Turnbuckle!!!! Pulling himself up to the top Turnbuckle, we RARELY SEE ADV UP THERE, MAN, AND WHEN HE’S UP THERE IT’S NOT PRETTY!
Stew: ADV is at the top, sitting on the top turnbuckle waiting for POP to recover, and POP does at ADV’s dismay as he CHARGES towards ADV for a shot to the jaw!!! A HUGE SHOT connected!!! And ADV is woozy, that was a BIG punch, you try taking one of those! And POP climbs up the first turnbuckle, and delivers another forearm into ADV’s face!!!! And POP climbs up to the second turnbuckle, the second rope, and looks like he wants to do a BELLY TO BELLY FROM THE TOP!!!! ….. BUT, BUT ADV SPITS BLOOD DIRECTLY INTO POP’S FACE, AND THE DISTRACTION IS ENOUGH FOR A HEADBUTT!
HYC: ANYTHING TO WIN, EVEN IF IT MEANS SPITTING ON EACHOTHER, IF THAT’S WHAT WORKS! AND DA VINCI GRABS POP, HE’S USING HIS STRENGTH AS HE PULLS POP UP, AND HE’S STANDING UP AT THAT TOP TURNBUCKLE, DANGEROUS SITUATION, AND NOW POP IS STOOD UP AT THE SECOND ROPE AS ADV LIFTS HIM!!!!! LIFTS HIM SIDEWAYS, ADV HAS POP LIFTED SIDEWAYS, HAS ALL OF HIS WEIGHT ON HIM AND ADV LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH POP IN HAND, NAILING THE BACKBREAKER OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!! AS POP IS DRIVEN MERCILESSLY, MERCILESSLY INTO ADV’S KNEE FROM AN ASTOUNDING HEIGHT, AND ALL OF THE STRENGTH HAS LEFT POPS BODY AS POP TAKES ONE FINAL GASP IN SHOCK, TORMENT, LIKE HIS SOUL WAS RIPPED OUT OF HIS BACK IS BROKEN FOR SURE!!!
Stew: HE’S HAD THE WIND KNOCKED OUT OF HIM AGAIN HERE, POP’S EYES ARE WIDE OPEN, EMOTIONLESS, AS DA VINCI IS ON HIS KNEES LOOKING DOWN AT POP IN RUTHLESSNESS, ENJOYING THE PUNISHMENT! …. ( A moment go by as Da Vinci refuses to cover him ) … ADV’s standing over POP, and is now taunting to the crowd now, he knows damn well that this match is in his control! ADV, raising both arms and does the Dynasty X crotch-chop loves the position he’s in now, but he’s gotta remain focused. POP, still looking soul-less is clawing the ring like a zombie, like a maggot looking for it’s mother in the middle of a cold tundra. POP is LOST, and Da Vinci has FOUND POP, AS DA VINCI PULLS POP UP BY AN ARM, BY A LIMP ARM!!..
HYC: AS DA VINCI LIFTS POP UP AND CONNECTS THE SPINEBUSTER SENDING POP THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT, IT’S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S OVER!!!!!!!! POP’S BEEN OBLITERATED, DA VINCI DRAGS POP INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND COVERS HIM, HOOKS THE LEG, ONEEEEEE!!….. TWOOOOOOOOO!!………………….. THE KICKOUT!!! THE KICK OUT, THE WILL TO WIN, THAT’S WHAT POP CAME WITH TONIGHT!!!
Stew: ADV is visibly upset, though he’s trying to laugh it off he’s upset, and it’s clear as day… but I mean, do you see what he just put POP through??? Now Alex stands up, he promised he’d give POP a table and he sure as hell did… ADV pulls back his hair and the wheels are turning in his head, as he heads towards that Glass Window on the ring floor… Da Vinci is staring at it grimly, for at least a good 10 seconds until he lifts it up. And POP, well POP practically looks like he’s dead. He’s rolled to the ring apron, arms at his sides, and Da Vinci lifts the Glass Window above his head. We’ve already had to clean up glass once tonight, and ADV wants to make it happen again as he’s SCREAMING at POP to “Get up!” “Get up!”, and POP HAS GRABBED SOMETHING FROM THE APRON…
HYC: THE SLEDGEHAMMER!! ADV’S SLEDGEHAMMER, AND ADV’S FACE FOR A SPLIT SECOND IS IN SHOCK, AS POP QUICKLY JUMPS UP AND NAILS THE SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT INTO ADV’S GUT WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS!!! AND ADV FALLS TO HIS KNEES, POP FALLS TO HIS FACE, POP EXPENDED ALL OF HIS ENERGY WITH THAT! And ADV is on his kness grabbing his stomach, I think his midsections been abused more than anything! But POP is on the ground, clutching his back, his back has taken unbelievable abuse here… but POP seems to be focused on something, and it’s that Glass Window is sitting in front of ADV’s torso, leaned across his face, as POP returns to his feet–
Stew: BACKS INTO THE ROPES FROM SHEER ADRENALINE, AND CONNECTS THE SHINING WIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADV’S OWN MOVE, THE SHINING WIZARD, THROUGH THE GLASS WINDOW, INTO ADV, AS THE WINDOW SHATTERS AND ADV’S HOPES OF AWC RETENTION GOES WITH IT!!! UNBELIEVABLE MOVE, ADV IS LAID OUT, POP IS LAID OUT, ALL OVER GLASS, AND POP MERELY ROLLS OVER AND DROPS AN ARM, A FINGER OVER ADV, BUT THAT’S ALL HE NEEDS! ONEEEEEEE!!…. TWOOOOOO!!…. ADV DROPS HIS LEG OVER THE BOTTOM ROPE, HALTING THE PIN!!
HYC: WRONG PLACE AT THE WRONG TIME FOR POP, THAT WIN WAS HIS, BUT ADV EVADED DEFEAT. POP, its safe to say has nothing left. Less than nothing. He needs a big move that can end the match, and I simply don’t know what it is. In all my years of commentating, I’ve never seen an Extremist in as dire a situation as POP is in. He has the upper hand, but this match is NOT over. POP finally manages enough strength to sit up and now he uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet, as ADV seems to be blinded by shards of glass all over his face, ADV’s face is a bloody MESS right now,
Stew: POP doesn’t know what to do next, the pain and desperation is getting to him, he’s never been here before! So it’s last resort time, POP is heading to the top rope! POP, on the apron, climbs the turnbuckle but Alex Da Vinci has returned to his feet, spaghetti-legged, disoriented, blinded in blood, turning around looking for POP in every direction but can’t even SEE him!
ADV: Where are you you son of a bitch!?!?!
Stew: And POP is on the top rope!!!
POP: I’M RIGHT HERE!!!
Stew: And ADV TURNS TO WHERE POP IS, AND LEAPS OFF FOR THE CHAPTER 6, THE FROG SPLASH TO THE STANDING ADV, SENDING HIM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!! HE GOT IT!!!!!! MY GOD HE GOT IT!!!!!!! WHAT A TURNAROUND!!!!!! THE COVER, THE PIN, WOW!!!! ONEEEEEE!!… TWOOOOO!!…….. DA VINCI, DAMMIT DA VINCI KICKS OUT!! DA VINCI KICKS OUT!!! ALL THIS FOR A TITLE! ALL THIS FOR GOLD!
HYC: THIS IS WHAT THIS TITLE MEANS to these guys!! But ADV is on self-preservation mode now! Sure, he kicked out, but that’s probably all he’s able to do! And now POP looks around the ring…. AND HE SPOTS THOSE BARBEDWIRE-WRAPPED, BLACK GLOVES!! POP heads over to them, tries them on and has both gloves on his hands with Barbedwire wrapped around the palms and the knuckles, my God I shudder at what ADV wanted to do with those…
Stew: And speaking of who, ADV looks a mess, hes in fetal position, clutching his stomach, hyperventilating, pulling himself up with the ropes and failing repeatedly. He’s trying so hard, he’s in desperation, and POP GRABS ADV’S HEAD WITH THOSE GLOVES BY THE TEMPLE AS ADV IS SCREAMING IN PAIN, AND ADV SWINGS A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES INTO POP’S RIBS, as POP backs off! And ADV scurries across the ring, I’ve NEVER SEEN ADV SO DEFENSELESS, HES SCURRYING AND JUMPS FOR THE SLEDGEHAMMER, HUGGING IT ON THE GROUND!
POP *grabbing his stomach*: GIVE UP. YOU LOST.
HYC: ADV REFUSES to hear it!!! ADV grabs that Sledgehammer and is up, and walks towards POP but STUMBLES trying! POP is on both feet, looking down, beaten up, destroyed, but still standing, as ADV returns to his feet, and weakly RUNS TOWARDS POP AND SWINGS THE SLEDGEHAMMER AT POP…. BUT POP GRABS THE SLEDGEHAMMER WITH ONE HAND, GRABS IT AS IT SLUGGISHLY WAS SWING AT HIM BY THE METAL, AND KNOCKS IT OUT OF ADV’S HAND!
Stew: And now POP TRIPS ADV, AS ADV FALLS TO THE GROUND, AND POP APPLIES………. BLINDED BY THE SUN!!!!! BBTS!!!!!!!!! THE CROSSFACE HAS BEEN APPLIED, BUT NOT WITH REGULAR HANDS, BUT WITH THOSE BARBEDWIRE WRAPPED PALMS WRENCHING ALEXANDER DA VINCI BY THE FACE, TEARING THROUGH SKIN, CLAWING THROUGH FLESH, LOCKED IN ON ALEXANDER DA VINCI WHO IS SCREAMING, SCREAMING FOR HIS LIFE!!!! SCREAMING FOR HIS TITLE!!!
HYC: POP IS SCREAMING FOR HIM TO GIVE UP!!! ADV REFUSES TO!!!! AND POP IS FORCED TO APPLY IT AT FULL PRESSURE. BARBEDWIRE GLOVE-EQUIPPED CROSSFACE SNAPPED AT FULL PRESSURE!!! LOOK AT POP, WITH WELTS ABOVE HIS EYE, BLOOD SOAKED ACROSS HALF OF HIS FACE, HIS BODY’S TORN, AND HE’S SNAPPING IT IN. DA VINCI, CRIMSON MASKED TO SAY THE LEAST IS CLAAAWING, CLAAAAWING, HE’S NOT TOO FAR FROM THE ROPES, BUT HE’S MILES AWAY MENTALLY; IT’S GOTTA BE KILLING HIM. HE’S DOING SO MUCH, ON HIS FOREARMS TRYING TO MANAGE SOMETHING!!
Stew: ADV HAS NO CHOICE, THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY, BUT WITH NO PAIN COMES NO PRIDE, NO PAIN, NO PRIDE, THAT’S WHAT’S RUNNING THROUGH ADV’S MIND. BUT ADV SWALLOWING HIS OWN BLOOD MUST SWALLOW HIS PRIDE, HE’S FADING QUICKLY, BUT IS ONLY THREE, FOUR MOVEMENTS AWAY FROM READING THE ROPES, POP IS FIGHTING JUST TO MAINTAIN A GOOD HOLD ON HIM, ADV ISN’T ALLOW A FULLY PRESSURIZED HOLD, BUT THE BARBEDWIRE IS EATING AWAY AT ADV’S SKIN, ADV’S FLESH, THIS IS AS GROTESQUE AND PUNISHING AS I’VE EVER SEEN A SUBMISSION MOVE ON MY LIFE!!!
HYC: BUT ADV WITH THAT SURGE MANAGES TO RUSH FOR TWO MORE DRAGS OF HIS BODY, AND WITH THE TOPS OF HIS FINGERS REACHES THE BOTTOM ROPE! I CAN’T NAME A SOUL SHOCKED THAT THIS MATCH IS OVER, POP CAN’T BELIEVE IT. POP, JUST RELEASING THAT DEADLY CROSSFACE MANEUVER IS ON HIS SIDE AND CAN’T BELIEVE IT, WE ALL CAN’T BELIEVE IT. Alex Da Vinci has shown more heart now than I’ve EVER seen out of the man, and that deserves respect!
Stew: ADV is such a mess.. you can’t even see his facial expression through all that blood, but I’m pretty sure ADV is at a critical standpoint… POP expended probably all of his reserves, all of his energy into that submission, ADV can EASILY break a crossface on any normal man, it takes STREMF to lock on ADV that long.. POP wearily pulls himself to his knees, and out of SHEER FRUSTRATION POP JUMPS TO THE ADV SITTING IN FRONT OF THE ROPES, COUGHING, AND IS CHOKING THE EVERLIVING LIGHTS OUT OF HIM! HE’S STILL GOT THOSE BARBEDWIRE GLOVES ON TOO!!! A MAN CHOKING ANOTHER MAN, OVER A WORLD TITLE, POP IS CONSUM–
HYC: ADV!!! ADV HAS HIS SLEDGEHAMMER IN HAND!!!! IT NEVER FELL TOO FAR, AND ADV HAS IT IN HAND TO POP’S UNKNOWING AS ADV SPIKES THE SLEDGEHAMMER DIRECTLY INTO POP’S RIGHT EYE!!!!!! AS POP IMMEDIATELY ROLLS AWAY CLUTCHING HIS EYE IN PAIN, THATS HAD TO BE THE THIRD SERIOUS SHOT HE’S TAKEN TO HIS EYE IN THIS MATCH, AND IT WAS ENOUGH TO HOLD OFF POP AS DA VINCI CAN PULL HIMSELF TO HIS FEET, EVEN THOUGH HE’S SLUMPED OVER THE ROPES!
Stew: Unbelievable, that Sledgehammer I said was going to be the key point in this match, and it’s already swung the match around SEVERAL times as Da Vinci stumbles out of the ropes… and POP is up to his feet, wobbly, bent over clutching his eye… and LOOK AT THAT CLOSEUP, POP’S EYE IS SWOLLEN SHUT, IT IS SWOLLEN SHUT, BLEEDING— HEY! HEY! DA VINCI PULLS POP IN!!!!!!! OH NO!!!
HYC: ADV PULLS POP IN, AND THE SON OF A BITCH CONNECTS THE LAST STAND DIRECTLY INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!!!! AND ADV, ON HIS KNEES TAUNTS WITH THE THUMBS UP-THUMBS DOWN, TURNS POP OVER AND COVERS HIM, ONEEEEEEEEE!!… TWOOOOOOOOO!!….. POP WITH THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRULY A PHENOMENON, ADV CAN’T BELIEVE IT, ADV DRAINED WHAT HAD TO BE EVERYTHING POP HAD IN STORE, AND BYH SOME ACT OF GOD HE HAD ENOUGH TO GET THE SHOULDER UP. Da Vinci REFUSES to accept what just happened, ADV, though it drains strength with every movement in matches like this returns to his feet…. and drags the limp, beaten POP up to his feet…
Stew: And ADV PULLS HIM IN AGAIN, AND CONNECTS IT, AGAIN!!
HYC: NO STEW, AT THE LAST SECOND POP BREAKS THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK!!!
Stew: WOW!!! AND POP WITH THE BARBEDWIRE GLOVES EQUIPPED GRABS THE BACK OF ADV’S LEGS, RAKING THE BARBEDWIRE AGAINST ADV’S PENETRABLE SKIN, AS ADV SCREAMS OUT IN PAIN, AND HAMMERS A SHOT INTO POP’S FACE! This is a crucifixion-level display of pure torture, POP is turnt around, leaning on the second rope, and as ADV goes toward POP, POP scurries out of the ring onto the apron… and ADV GRABS HIM BY HIS HEAD, AND PULLS HIM INTO THE RING WITH POP LEANED OVER THE SECOND ROPE, DOUBLE UNDERHOOKS HIM AND IS GOING FOR THE LAST STAND AGAIN!!!!!
HYC: BUT POP SHOULDERS DIRECTLY INTO ADV’S SENSITIVE RIBS, WHICH IS ENOUGH TO BREAK ADV’S GRIP…. AND ADV BACKS UP HOLDING HIS STOMACH AS POP STEPS INTO THE RING, AND WITH EVERYTHING HE HAS CONNECTS THE CHAPTER 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUPERKICK INTO THE JAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THE COVER!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!
Stew: ADV is on his back helpless to ANY attack! POP basically struck the same jaw that had a tooth punched in, barbedwire grated across, so ADV is at POP’s MERCY in a regular case, but POP is flat on his face, next to the ropes, POP is the one who needs MERCY tonight… POP wants that win so badly, he wants what he didn’t get on Dynasty against Mr.DEDEDE, and it’s that milestone win on a milestone night, to solidify his place here in EAW! And POP is dragging himself up… up onto the ring Apron… POP is WILLING TO RISK EVERYTHING HERE TONIGHT, AS EVERYONE IN THIS ARENA KNOWS WHAT POP IS READY TO DO, HE’S READY TO GO TO THE TOP ROPE AND RISK HIS ENTIRE FUTURE IN EAW AS HE’S CLIMBING, SLOWLY BUT SURELY TO THE TOP!!!
HYC: How Ironic, climbing to the top to GET TO THE TOP, that can be said about this whole match! Alex Da Vinci is still dazed, he’s TRYING to sit up, TRYING to stir, but he’s still unexpecting. Prince of Phenomenal can only look out through his left eye, his right eye is swollen SHUT, his aim is 50/50, his odds are 25/75, but POP through it ALL IS AT THE TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE, AND JUMPS OFF FOR A MOVE THAT WILL DECIDE THE FATE OF THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!!, THE FATAL CROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ………………….
Stew: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIRECTLY INTO ADV’S ABUSED MIDSECTION!!!!!!!!!!!! ADV SITS UP, AND WITH ONE LAST BREATH IS GAGGING IN PAIN, AS HE LAYS BACK TO THE FLOOR, FINISHED. AS POP WHO CAN’T BELIEVE HE PULLED IT OFF JUMPS TO HIS KNEES, LOOKING DOWN AT THE ADV CURLED UP IN A BALL CLUTCHING HIS STOMACH! POP NEEDS TO COVER HIM, HE’S HESITATING! And POP is looking eerily at his Blood-coated Barbedwire gloves, and POP ROLLS ADV ONTO HIS FRONT AND SNAPS IN THE BBTS CROSSFACE AGAIN!!!! AND DA VINCI IMMEDIATELY TAPS OUT!!!!! ( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
( POP’s music hits, as he pulls the gloves off and leaps up in victory and the Referee raising his arm )
Announcer: HERES IS YOUR WINNER…. AND THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!! ….. THEEEEEE PRINCE OOOOOOOOOOOOF PHENOMENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!!!
HYC: I didn’t think it’d ever end! POP proved himself as legitimate, he’s proved himself as DESERVING of a World Champion through his training and through the will to win that I’ve yet to see out of a him until today! In a HISTORIC night, in a HISTORIC win, POP can now finally cement himself into history with this Pain for Pride 5 Victory! The Pressure didn’t stop when the bell rung, the pressure doesn’t stop here, POP has something to live up to! But the kid can celebrate TONIGHT!
( POP rolls out of the ring, and is handed his World Championship as he hugs it and falls to one knee, and starts Tebowing with the title in his hand )
Stew: POP, out of a sheer 2nd Wind derived from desperation, being beaten up, abused, brought to hell and back and sent through tables and having the wind knocked out of him at one point, and he still came back, this was an UNBELIEVABLE comeback victory. IT doesn’t seem like it because look at Da Vinci’s condition, but POP can be PROUD OF HIMSELF here tonight!!!
( POP jumps into the crowd in celebration, raising his Title and letting out screams in victory )
HYC: POP in a critic-silencing victory used everything he had, all in his arsenal, all of his energy! Da Vinci is slumped over the bottom rope, bleeding profusely with a face that may need to be completely bandaged… I gotta say ADV brought hell to this arena tonight, but POP just like that made this HIS victory!
( POP walks up the ramp, and halfway there he raises his Championship with one final scream, as fireworks are let off above the Arena, and planes from above release confetti to below, and POP celebrates more )
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