John Helms
(SCREENBAR — EARLIER TODAY)
(We see the outside of the Ralston Arena in Omaha, Nebraska in the midst of a pouring rain storm. A car pulls up into the rear of the parking lot before stopping in a spot near the entrance. As the car turns off, we see the door open and out steps Alexis Chambers, pulling the hood of her rain jacket up over her head. She pulls her cell phone out of her jacket pocket as she closes the car door, leaning over the phone screen to protect it from the rain.)
Alexis Chambers: Come on, Jake! Answer me!
(She pops the trunk of the car and pulls out her luggage bag. She extends the handle and sets the bag on its legs and wheels on the ground before closing the trunk. She eyes the phone once again.)
Alexis Chambers: You promised me you’d be here…
(She taps the screen a few more times, presumably sending a text message to Jake Smith. She then lets out a sigh, pockets her phone, and grabs her luggage by the handle before making her way towards the arena door. The camera looks away as other cars continue to pull into the parking lot with various people arriving for the show before—)
Alexis Chambers: **AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!**
(The camera cuts back to find Alexis on the ground clutching at her knee. We look up and see Dr. Bethany Blue standing over Alexis holding a crowbar. Bethany raises the crowbar over her head and begins to smash it into Alexis over and over again.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: YOU! STOLE! MY! HUNNY! BUNNY! YOU! STUPID! BEE! ITCH!
(Bethany continues to lay into Alexis with the weapon. After a bit, she finally drops the crowbar and grabs Alexis by the hair. Bethany looks crazed, soaked by the rain as she holds Alexis’s head up to her own face.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: YOU… you… you piece of sugar… if… if you’re so thirsty… then I’ll help… hydration… for the thirsty girl…
(Bethany hurls Alexis to the side where she lands with a splash on a grassy median that divides part of the parking lot. She’s right in the middle of a big muddy puddle. Alexis tries to crawl away but Bethany grabs her by the head.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Hydration… water… for the thirsty girl…
(Bethany drives Alexis face first into the puddle, submerging most of her head in the muddy water. Alexis’s body flails about and bubbles begin to come up from the water but Alexis is unable to escape Bethany’s grip as the doctor lets out a crazed laugh.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: HAHA! DRINK! DRINK UP BEE-ITCH! THEN YOU WON’T BE SO THIRSTY FOR MY MAN!
(Alexis fights and fights but is unable to escape and she slowly stops responding. Just as Alexis begins to go limp, security rushes in and grabs Dr. Blue by the arms, dragging her away kicking and screaming.)
Dr. Bethany Blue: LET GO! GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME! I AM A DOCTOR AND SHE NEEDS TO BE HYDRATED!
(Two additional guards pull Alexis out of the puddle. She immediately wakes up and coughs muddy water out of her throat. Alexis swings her arms, backing the guards away. She rolls over and lays back onto the asphalt of the parking lot, still coughing up water as her face and hair are caked in mud and her entire body is soaked. She lays there trying to breathe as the camera fades.)
(EAW intro plays.)
(We open to find a katana out of its sheath, the blade gleaming in the light.)
Narrator: What does it mean… to have the soul of a warrior?
(We begin to see images and illustrations of feudal Japan, focusing around a central iconic figure: Samurai.)
Narrator: The Samurai. Members of a proud lineage who’s very life was centered around combat. From a young age, children were raised in the art of the sword and the earliest versions of what we now know as martial arts.
(We return to see the katana, the faces of elitists such as Charlie Marr, Ms. Extreme, Terry Chambers, and Colby Sol are seen in the reflection on the blade.)
Narrator: Their mantra was simple. Live by the blade. Die by the blade. The name Samurai literally translates to “servant” and these warriors lived to serve as the hand of the emperor of their time. To win in combat was glorious. To die in combat was honored. There can be no greater dedication to an art form than this.
(Images flash begin to flash on the screen showing recent highlights from Voltage television.)
Narrator: Now… a new era of combat has risen. A new crop of painstaking passion drives an elite few to embody the sacrifices made by the ancient warriors for battle.
(The shot returns to the blade and a close up is seen that shows more highlights from Voltage in the reflection.)
Narrator: The young and resilient, hungry to create a new mark on the face of history…
(The reflections show Jalyn Garcia winning the New Breed Championship before cutting to Andre Walker winning his number one contendership.)
Narrator: The bold ones, searching to show their capability and those looking to defend their territory…
(The reflection begins showing Sarah Price and her confrontations with the Unique Ones. We then see the moment Drake King added himself to the contest.)
Narrator: The ones with nothing to lose… but so much more to gain…
(We now see Cepheus St. Clair and his return to EAW alongside highlights of Jesse Barlow.)
Narrator: Bitter enemies forced to stand alongside as allies against a common foe…
(Images of The Grand Athletes attacking Dr. Bethany Blue and Terry Chambers are seen, mixed in with the past rivalry between Chambers and Blue.)
Narrator: The battle to stand tall, to keep or to gain the prize you most desire…
(We see Consuela Rose Ava’s time with the Interwire Championship thus far as well as clips of Gavin McArdle and Colby Sol.)
Narrator: The chance to change your fate… or to control another…
(The reflection shows the Jaded Hearts as Chris Elite has tried to make them fight, followed by the reluctant reunion of the Blicky Boyz.)
Narrator: To vanquish a foe who refuses to go away…
(We see clips from the long storied feud between Charlie Marr and Jack Ripley, all with Jordie Marr in one corner or another at different times.)
Narrator: To reclaim something lost long ago…
(Clips now show us Cage defeating Rex McAllister at Pain for Pride Festival before showing both of their world title reigns that followed as well as Rex throwing Cage out to win the Grand Rampage.)
Narrator: Or to battle for glory like you’ve never seen before…
(The reflection shows various clips of Harper Lee, Darcy May Morgan, Alexis Chambers, Ms. Extreme, Kensingten Calhoun-Astor, and Raven Roberts.)
Narrator: But in each battle only one can truly reign supreme… only one can be declared the victor…
(The reflections stop showing on the blade as a hand reaches in and grabs the sword by the handle, lifting it away.)
Narrator: In these moments of combat we are tested, we are forced to show the true Fighting Spirit within ourselves…
(Andrea Valentine takes the blade and holds it up in front of herself. In the reflection of the katana we see just the eye and sadistic grin of an all too familiar man: Mr. DEDEDE.)
Narrator: When faced with the ultimate task… when faced with your greatest challenge…
(Cut to black.)
Narrator: …does the spirit of the warrior shine within you?
(The camera opens to the empty Ralston Arena as we see the Fighting Spirit stage explode in fireworks as “Wolves” by Sam Timmesz continues to play. We see a quick shot around as the empty seating is covered in curtains to focus the attention back on the ring itself. We then cut over to the commentary desk with James Peters, Rich Russillo, and Persephone Tsitsipas.)
Rich Russillo: Hello everyone and welcome to the Voltage exclusive show: Fighting Spirit! We are live from Omaha, Nebraska in the great Ralston Arena to bring you a hearty night of action!
James Peters: Are we just going to ignore what we saw a bit ago?
Persephone: Huh? Something happened? Is Rexy okay?!?
James Peters: Well we just saw Dr. Bethany Blue beat the hell out of Alexis Chambers and try to drown her in a puddle earlier! Alexis is supposed to compete here tonight!
Persephone: Oh it was just some sluts? I didn’t pay attention to that then.
Rich Russillo: Well we do hope Alexis is still cleared to compete tonight, but there has been no information made public at this time. We will be certain to keep everyone updated as we learn more details. But that won’t stop us from putting on the beat show from the best brand. Because we have an absolutely stacked card for everyone as we are ready for the final FPV before Pain for Pride XIII! Not the least of which will be a rematch from Pain for Pride Festival two years ago as Dynasty’s Cage will take on the 2020 Grand Rampage winner, Rex McAllister, in a thirty minute hardcore iron man match!
James Peters: And they—
Persephone: SEXY REXY IS GONNA WIN! HE’S THE BEST! HE’S GONNA WIN THE MATCH THIRTY TO ZERO! A FALL A MINUTE! HE’S GONNA DESTROY THAT WEIRD OLD GUY!!! YAY SEXY REXY! 😍😍😍
James Peters: *Ahem*… And on top of that, Consuela Rose Ava will be in action as she looks to defend the EAW Interwire Championship against Colby Sol and Gavin McArdle in a triple threat match! Colby and Gavin are looking to provide a serious challenge to Consuela’s reign after she cashed in her 24/7 contract!
Rich Russillo: Several titles will be on the line tonight in fact. As yet another Dynasty member makes his way over after earning his shot at Gateway to Glory, Andre Walker is set to challenge for the New Breed Championship against Voltage’s own Jalyn Garcia! Jalyn has been on fire since his return to Voltage and Andre Walker has proven he’s one of the fastest rising stars in EAW!
Persephone: YEAH AND SEXY REXY IS HERE! 😍😍😍
James Peters: Speaking of returns to Voltage, Cepheus St. Claire has recently made his return and has his sights set on reestablishing himself. Tonight he will take on Jesse Barlow in a Barbed Wire Ladder match where the winner will receive a unique opportunity!
Rich Rusillo: That’s not the only thing “unique” to happen tonight either, because after several confrontations, the Unique Ones will take on Sarah Price and her recently added tag partner… none other than the World Heavyweight Champion himself, Drake King! Dynasty knows that their show was a couple of week’s ago, don’t they?
Persephone: WHO CARES?!? REXY IS HERE!! 😍😍😍
Rich Russillo: Well there are still more guests here tonight as we will see the Jaded Hearts in action together again as they take on the temporarily reformed Blicky Boyz! This is an unusual one to say the least. Normally people are fighting to get themselves into a match at Pain for Pride right now. But if the Jaded Hearts win, they no longer have to face each other for the National Elite Championship at Pain for Pride as originally mandated by Chris Elite’s Gawd Contract!
James Peters: And even more tag action alongside that as old rivalries become new alliances… I think… one of them tried to murder the others sister… uhhh… Dr. Bethany Blue is set to team with Terry Chambers to take on the Grand Athletes. I… hope they can get along? :yikes:
Persephone: No one cares. REX IS WINNING TONIGHT! 😍😍😍
James Peters: Well Doctor Blue and Terry isn’t the only past rivalry to be revisited. Because in a bitter hate that runs deeper than blood, Charlie Marr takes on Jack Ripley once more in an unsanctioned match. What more can you say? They hate one another. And will stop at nothing to tear the other down. I predict it’s going to get bloody.
Rich Russillo: That won’t be the only match to get bloody if I were a betting man. Because tonight, two women from each brand will face off inside of the No Way Out structure to determine who will face Minerva in a Pain for Pride main event! We still await the official status of Alexis Chambers. But she is scheduled to compete with Harper Lee, Darcy May Morgan, Kensingten Calhoun-Astor, Ms. Extreme, and Raven Roberts will all look to be the one woman to fight through hell and come out on top! So not only is Rex competing, Persephone. His wife will be here tonight too!
Persephone: Of course Rex’s wife is here. I’m on commentary all night, dummy.
Rich Russillo: :mjcry:
James Peters: And in a battle for the ages the EAW Champion, Andrea Valentine, will square off with possibly the greatest professional wrestler in history. She is up against the chairman himself, the reigning Answers World Champion, Mr. DEDEDE! Andrea has been seething since Mr. DEDEDE stole the title from her. But is it possible that seeing the chairman with both belts is just a sign of how tonight’s match will go?
Rich Russillo: Only time will tell, because Fighting Spirit… IS LIVE!!!!
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a tag team match and it is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first…
(‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke hits, and Chris Elite begins making his way down to the entrance ramp. He has a smirk on his face, obviously confident and proud of what he’s been doing with his Gawd Contract. He finally waits on the stage as ‘Christopher Walking’ by Pop Smoke hits, and Malcolm Jones follows. He walks out to the stage, and wastes no time to begin walking down the ramp as Chris Elite follows. The two don’t really speak to one another, but it’s clear that the two are focused on the match as the two eventually get in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Making their way to the ring… At a combined weight of 440 pounds… THE TEAM OF CHRISSSS EELLIIIIIIIIITTTEEEE, AND MAALLLCOOOOLLLLLMMMMM JJJOOOOOOOONNNNEEEESSS!!!!!!!
James Peters: This match is going to be huge. Two teams reuniting in the form of the Jaded Hearts and the Blicky Boyz, I can’t even begin to imagine how this match could go, especially with what’s on the line, aka Kassidy Heart versus Sienna Jade at Pain for Pride. If the Blicky Boyz win, the match is on. If they lose, it’s off. Sounds pretty simple, but with two teams like this, who knows how long this could go on for?
Rich Russillo: Yeah, but we do know that Chris had done an amazing job against Kassidy at Grand Rampage. If he brings that same energy tonight, we might just get that Pain for Pride match. Of course, we can’t forget Malcolm and Sienna either. Malcolm was only persuaded to join this match thanks to Chris giving him power though, so will he really help him?
(‘True Love’ by CFO$ begins to play, and both Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade walk out to the stage together. Kassidy has the National Elite Championship on her shoulder, and both women look directly into the ring, knowing that if Chris Elite and Malcolm Jones win, these two will have to face each other for Kassidy’s Championship at Pain for Pride, a fate they clearly want to avoid despite the altercation between the two at Gateway to Glory. The two finally begin walking down the ramp, not taking their eyes off of the two already in the ring as Bella Braxton begins to speak.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponents…. SIENNA JADE AND THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION KASSIDY HEART, THE JAAAAAAADDDDEEEDDDD HHHEEEAAAAARRRRRTTTSSS!!!!!!
Persephone: I already hate this. Did this really have to be here? There’s only one Voltage guy in the match I don’t want to see this. Should’ve happened on Dynasty, or even Showdown for all I care.
James Peters: Come on Persephone, this will be great. Four people who hate each other as much as these four, it’ll make for one hell of a match. I will say usually Kassidy and Sienna would be the better team since they actually get along very well, but things between these two recently have been… Very interesting to say the least.
Rich Russillo: That’s true, but will that really affect them when they’re facing guys that just don’t like each other at all? I think the Jaded Hearts got this, but I guess we’ll have to see for ourselves.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: And this match is now underway! Kassidy and Chris are starting off this match off, AND IT HAD TO HAVE BEEN EXPECTED, BUT KASSIDY WENT RIGHT AFTER CHRIS! KASSIDY WENT FOR A LARIAT, BUT ELITE WAS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT, CLEARLY EXPECTING HER TO COME OUT THE GATE SWINGING! BOX OFFICE SMASH- NO! KASSIDY MANAGES TO CATCH CHRIS’ FOOT JUST BEFORE IT COULD CONNECT WITH HER FACE! CHRIS STARTED OFF HIS MATCH WITH MR. DEDEDE DOING THAT SAME THING, BUT KASSIDY WAS CLEARLY ABLE TO SEE IT COMING! KASSIDY TURNING CHRIS AROUND, AND THERE’S A SPINNING HEEL KICK!
Rich Russillo: THE SPINNING HEEL KICK DIDN’T CONNECT!! CHRIS WAS ABLE TO DUCK THAT AS WELL, AND NOW HE HITS KASSIDY WITH AN ENZUIGIRI! That enzuigiri stunned the National Elite Champion, AND NOW CHRIS WITH AN IRISH WHIP TO THE CORNER! CHRIS NOW CHARGING IN- BUT KASSIDY AVOIDS WHATEVER HE WAS GOING FOR BY SLIDING OUT TO THE ROPES! KASSIDY WITH A HUGE ROPE ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI ON THE APRON, CAUSING CHRIS TO STUMBLE BACK, AND NOW KASSIDY DIVES WITH A SPRINGBOARD- NO! CHRIS WITH A HUGE BOOT, PUSHING KASSIDY TO THE ROPES, BEFORE HITTING HER WITH A HUGE DROPKICK, SENDING HER OUT THE RING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! This has already been an impressive display by Chris Elite!
Persephone: You sure? All he did was a garbage looking dropkick. Anyways Mr. DEDEDE’s ugly wife is on her feet but she’s such a slug that Chris already managed to run the ropes, and he took her down with a Fosbury Flop. Chris already is throwing Kassidy back into the ring to hopefully finish off this already boring match, and now he’s climbing onto the apron. The ugly slug woman is somehow getting back up again which is annoying, and now Chris goes for a springboard move, but slug woman moved out of the way- and Chris rolled back onto his feet.
James Peters: Both competitors immediately- I was gonna say lock up but Chris just powered Kassidy right into the corner! Chris holding her there until the referee is forced to separate the two- BUT KASSIDY IS THE ONE WHO TAKES ADVANTAGE AS SHE KICKS CHRIS IN THE MIDSECTION! KASSIDY NOW WITH A KNEE LIFT TO CHRIS’ MIDSECTION, AND NOW SHE LIFTS CHRIS UP FOR A SUPLEX- BUT CHRIS DROPS A KNEE DOWN ONTO HER HEAD TO GET OUT OF IT! CHRIS NOW WITH AN IRISH- NO! KASSIDY TURNS IT INTO HER OWN IRISH WHIP BEFORE CHARGING IN, P.C.S ALREADY!!
Rich Russillo: CHRIS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE PULLING KASSIDY DOWN INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP! KASSIDY KICKS OUT IMMEDIATELY, BUT CHRIS GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK AFTERWARDS- JUST FOR KASSIDY TO AVOID IT BEFORE QUICKLY GRABBING CHRIS FROM BEHIND! GERMAN SUPLEX BY THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION! Clearly there’s no love lost between these two, as soon as this match started this immediately became an all out brawl between the two! Chris using the ropes to pull himself up, AND NOW KASSIDY RUNS TOWARDS CHRIS!
Persephone: Chris put his foot up, and that stupid blonde whore ran right into it. Chris ran towards Kassidy in return but because he’s literally a twig Kassidy easily picked him for a back body drop- but wait, Chris just reversed it into a sunset flip pin- oh nevermind. I got my hopes up for a second because I was hoping that’d be the end of the match but Chris sucks at this so he couldn’t even get a one count. Kassidy immediately managed to roll back to her feet, and she hit Chris with a penalty kick.
James Peters: Chris is getting back to his feet, and now Kassidy sends Chris into the corner! Kassidy charges in, AND HITS CHRIS WITH A FOREARM SMASH! Kassidy taking Chris out the corner, AND SHE JUMPS UP ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE BEFORE HITTING CHRIS WITH A DIVING DROPKICK! THAT DROPKICK CAUSED CHRIS TO STUMBLE INTO THE JADED HEARTS’ CORNER, AND NOW KASSIDY IS RUNNING TOWARDS CHRIS ONCE AGAIN! ANOTHER DROPKICK BY KASSIDY, THIS ONE SENDING CHRIS RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! CHRIS IS DOWN, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE JADED HEARTS ARE ABOUT TO MAKE THEIR FIRST TAG OF THE MATCH!
Rich Russillo: Sienna Jade has been tagged in, and now both women run opposite pairs of ropes while Chris gets up, HITTING A CLOTHESLINE AND CHOBLOCK COMBINATION! KASSIDY HITTING CHRIS WITH THE CHOP BLOCK FROM BEHIND MEANWHILE SIENNA HIT THAT HUGE CLOTHESLINE, AND NOW SIENNA COVERS CHRIS!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOO-
Persephone: Oh wow, he actually kicked out. That surprised me. Anyways Sienna locked Chris in a Fujiwara armbar, and just look at the guy. There’s no way he isn’t gonna tap out, she’ll rip his arm right off his body. Chris is trying to reach out to the ropes, but is obviously struggling since someone twice his size is on top of him, hey maybe this match is already about to end. That’d be great news to be honest. The quicker this match ends the better.
James Peters: Chris is close to the ropes, BUT SIENNA RELEASES THE SUBMISSION AND PULLS CHRIS AWAY, BEFORE LOCKING IT BACK IN! CHRIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE IN TROUBLE HERE, FOR ONCE YOU MIGHT ACTUALLY BE RIGHT PERSEPHONE! Chris Elite is one of the greatest Elitists today, but a submission like the Fujiwara armbar is devastating no matter who it’s being done to! Chris needs to find a way out of this, and fast, otherwise it looks like Sienna Jade versus Kassidy Heart is off!
Rich Russillo: WAIT! CHRIS PULLS SIENNA DOWN INTO A PIN AFTER MANAGING TO ROLL ONTO HIS BACK, BUT HE IMMEDIATELY GETS TO HIS FEET AND RELEASES IT BEFORE DEADLIFTING SIENNA UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! SIENNA IS PUNCHING AWAY, TRYING TO DO WHATEVER SHE CAN IN ORDER TO BE FREED FROM CHRIS ELITE’S GRASP, BUT IT’S NO GOOD! THERE’S A POWERBOMB BY ELITE!! What a move! Wait, HE ISN’T FINISHED YET! CHRIS IS HOLDING SIENNA IN PLACE, BEFORE DEADLIFTING HER BACK UP, AND THIS TIME HE HITS A SPINNING SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! CHRIS NOW WITH THE COVER ON SIENNA JADE!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Persephone: Dear lord. Sienna really kicked out? Why is she even trying, is it really that big of a deal if she has to fight her friend or whatever? Well Chris just walked into his own corner, and now he just tagged Malcolm in. Unfortunately Malcolm is just as boring and untalented as Chris Elite, so his presence in the match won’t help me enjoy this. Anyways Malcolm stepped into the ring at an EXTREMELY slow pace, but at least he picked it up a bit since he just crushed Sienna’s head with a knee drop. Not like there’s a brain in there anyway, this whole situation between these four is stupid.
James Peters: Well you might not want to let them hear you say that. Anyways, Sienna hasn’t been in the ring THAT long so she’s able to get to her feet, but Malcolm immediately sends her into the corner, BEFORE RUNNING TOWARDS HER AND HITTING HER WITH A CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER! MALCOLM GRABBING SIENNA FROM BEHIND AS SHE STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER, AND MALCOLM HITS HER WITH A BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX! MALCOLM NOW FINISHED YET THOUGH, INSTEAD HE’S PULLING HER BACK TO HER FEET, SIMILARLY TO WHAT CHRIS DID NOT LONG AGO WITH THE POWERBOMBS, AND NOW THERE’S A SECOND BELLY TO BACK-
Rich Russillo: SIENNA JADE MANAGES TO LAND ON HER FEET THIS TIME! MALCOLM TURNING TOWARDS SIENNA, AND SIENNA IMMEDIATELY PULLS MALCOLM UP, HITTING HIM WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! SIENNA PULLING MALCOLM BACK UP, AND NOW SHE DROPS HIM WITH A BRAINBUSTER! These two are hitting each other with big move after big move right now, BUT NOW SIENNA PULLS MALCOLM INTO A SLEEPER HOLD! SIENNA HAS MALCOLM IN A SLEEPER HOLD, AND THINGS AREN’T LOOKING TOO GOOD FOR MALCOLM AND ELITE! IT LOOKS LIKE THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH MIGHT BE CALLED OFF AFTER ALL!
Persephone: Honestly I kinda hope that is the case. Who wants to see those two actually fight? I know I don’t. I’ve already had enough of those two whores tonight and it’s probably only been like ten minutes. I’m not about to sit through a Championship match between them. Back to the match though, unfortunately. Malcolm rolled onto his stomach, and usually people fall asleep from sleeperholds, hence the name, but I guess Malcolm did steroids or something before the match because he’s starting to get back up instead.
James Peters: I don’t think it’s steroids, BUT YOU’RE RIGHT, MALCOLM IS STARTING TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET ALREADY! Malcolm is clearly struggling in the submission, but we have to keep in mind the fact that he has not been in this match for very long! Sienna keeping him in this submission is damaging nonetheless, but I personally never would’ve expected Malcolm to tap out this early on! MALCOLM IS ON HIS FEET AND HAS SIENNA ON HIS BACK, AND NOW HE BACKPEDALS INTO ONE OF THE UNOCCUPIED CORNERS, SENDING SIENNA CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! Malcolm not wasting any time here, AS HE DRAGS SIENNA OUT THE CORNER AND DROPS HER WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER! MALCOLM GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT JUST TO HIT A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS BEFORE FINALLY GOING FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: KICK OUT BY SIENNA! That was an amazing combination of moves by Malcolm, but Sienna Jade is a former Women’s World Champion! That isn’t going to be enough to take her down, but it looks like Malcolm is perfectly fine with that! Malcolm is waiting near the ropes for Sienna to get back up, and I don’t think I like what he has in mind! Sienna is getting back up, AND SHE MAKES IT UP TO A KNEE BEFORE MALCOLM BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES! WOO WALK BY MALCOLM!!!
Persephone: Nope. Didn’t connect. Sienna moved out the way before grabbing Malcolm from behind. Sienna pulling Malcolm by his arm and- oh wow. She just hit that ripcord elbow strike, she calls it the witches something, I can’t be bothered to try and remember it, but I think- and hope- that Malcolm is done for. Sienna’s the one going for the cover this time. Please be useful Sienna, don’t let Malcolm kick out of this.
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHHHRRR-
James Peters: MALCOLM JONES GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! SIENNA CAN’T BELIEVE IT, BUT NOW SHE DRAGS MALCOLM TO HER CORNER BEFORE MAKING THE TAG TO KASSIDY! These two haven’t been looking amazing leading up to this match with the passive aggressive comments made towards each other, but right now they’re proving to work together just fine! Kassidy with an irish whip, sending Malcolm into the ropes- BEFORE DROPPING HIM WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! MALCOLM MANAGES TO GET BACK TO A KNEE, BUT SIENNA RUNS THE ROPES AND DROPS HIM WITH A SHINING WIZARD!!
Rich Russillo: Sienna now leaving the ring as instructed to do so by the referee, and now it’s just Kassidy and Malcolm in the ring! I’m sure that Kassidy vs Malcolm is a match many people would love to see, especially seeing everything they’ve had to say to each other this week. Kassidy obviously has the advantage right now though after that double team move, AND NOW SHE’S LOOKING TO DO EVEN MORE DAMAGE TO MALCOLM AS SHE GOES FOR ANOTHER SUBMISSION IN THE XOXO KASS!!!
Persephone: Malcolm kicked her away before she could even get down onto the mat. How the hell can Kassidy not even set up a submission without screwing up? Why is everyone so awful nowadays? Anyways since the submission didn’t work, Kassidy is pulling Malcolm back to his feet- but Malcolm just turned around and hit her with a Pele kick before she could actually do anything, so that’s just too bad I guess. Now Malcolm is getting back into the match all because that stupid plastic bimbo can’t do anything right.
James Peters: Malcolm running the ropes while Kassidy gets back to her feet, AND HE HITS HER WITH THE C-NOTE!!! THAT SPEAR NEARLY FOLDED HER IN HALF, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE CHRIS JUST TAGGED HIMSELF BACK IN TO FINISH THE JOB! CHRIS JUMPING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND KASSIDY IS CLEARLY OUT OF IT, THERE’S NO WAY SHE’D BE ABLE TO AVOID THIS! BIONIC STOMP BY CHRIS ELITE!! IT CONNECTS!! THE BIONIC STOMP CONNECTS RIGHT AFTER THE C-NOTE, AND NOW CHRIS IS GOING FOR THE COVER!
OOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: KASSIDY JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP!! KASSIDY JUST KICKED OUT!! HOW!? ACTUALLY LOOKS SHOCKED, BUT THIS IS THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION! Kassidy Heart has never been someone to go down easily, which is why she has only very rarely ever been pinned cleanly in any match type! It’s gonna be difficult making her go down, but it’s obvious Chris wants these two to face at Pain for Pride, and he wants to defeat Kassidy after what happened at Grand Rampage! Chris came super close to doing it then, does he have what it takes to get the job done this time? CHRIS PULLING KASSIDY UP BEFORE GRABBING HER ARM! FACE VALUE BY CHRIS-
Persephone: Nope. Kassidy just started punching away at Chris’ side, and the poor guy is so weak and frail he just couldn’t take it anymore and had to let go. Chris is trying to redeem himself as he goes back towards Kassidy, but Kassidy hits him with a headbutt to stop him in his tracks. Kassidy lifting Chris up now, and she tried doing something in a fireman’s carry position but Chris immediately slipped behind her and pulled her into a ripcord- nevermind. Kassidy just hit him with another headbutt before hitting him with an exploder suplex.
James Peters: Kassidy now setting up for that heel hook- BUT CHRIS USES BOTH FEET TO PUSH KASSIDY AWAY BEFORE KIPPING UP BACK TO HIS FEET! CHRIS RUNNING TOWARDS KASSIDY, AND HE HITS THE 44 BULLDOG!! HUGE SHOTGUN DROPKICK, SENDING KASSIDY CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! Chris clearly looks hurt, he just got right back up after all Kassidy just did moments ago, BUT HE CLEARLY DOESN’T CARE AS HE RUNS AND JUMPS ONTO THE ROPES, HITTING A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ONTO KASSIDY’S BACK! CHRIS STILL ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER THOUGH, HE MUST HAVE SOMETHING ELSE PLANNED!
Rich Russillo: Chris Elite pulling Kassidy back to her feet, AND HE HITS THE GERMAN SUPLEX! I THINK I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE’S SETTING UP FOR! CHRIS ROLLING BACK UP BEFORE PUTTING KASSIDY INTO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION, AND THERE’S THE LONG KISS GOOD- NO! REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER BY KASSIDY!! WHAT A COUNTER BY THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN, BUT KASSIDY IS CRAWLING TOWARDS HER CORNER! CHRIS IS SLOWLY COMING TO HIS SENSES, AND HE’S TRYING TO GRAB KASSIDY BEFORE SHE COULD MAKE THE TAG! KASSIDY JUMPS OUT TO SIENNA, BUT CHRIS GRABS HER LEG!
Persephone: Too bad Chris was too late. Kassidy just tagged Sienna in. Sienna just got into the ring and stomped right onto Chris’ gigantic, bald head. Sienna pulling Chris up now, and she goes for a suplex, but Chris dropped down onto the apron. Chris now looking for a forearm, but Sienna blocked it before hitting Chris with one of her own. Sienna looking for a second one, but Chris blocked that before hitting Sienna with a headbutt. That headbutt probably had extra damage, just look at the guy. Anyways, that headbutt made Sienna stumble back, and now Chris goes for a springboard-
James Peters: NO! CHRIS DOESN’T HIT ANYTHING! SIENNA JUST PUSHED CHRIS OFF THE TOP ROPE, SENDING HIM INTO THE BARRICADE AT RINGSIDE! CHRIS IS DOWN, AND NOW SIENNA IS LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE AS SHE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING IN PURSUIT OF ELITE! SIENNA PICKS ELITE UP, AND SHE IMMEDIATELY SENDS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE RING POST! CHRIS HAS BEEN THE CENTER OF THE PROBLEMS SURROUNDING THE JADED HEARTS RECENTLY, AND NOW SIENNA IS LOOKING TO GET HER OWN TASTE OF PAYBACK AS SHE GRABS CHRIS, AND RAMS HIM INTO THE APRON! SIENNA NOT FINISHED THERE EITHER, AS THIS TIME SHE SENDS HIM BACK INTO THE BARRICADE-
Rich Russillo: NO SHE DOESN’T! CHRIS JUST JUMPED ONTO THE BARRICADE BEFORE DIVING OFF OF IT, HITTING A TORNADO DDT!! THAT HAD TO HAVE TAKEN EVERYTHING CHRIS HAS! CHRIS USING THE APRON TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP BEFORE SENDING SIENNA BACK INTO THE RING, AND SIENNA IS SLOWLY ABLE TO GET BACK TO HER FEET, BUT THAT ALLOWS CHRIS TO JUMP ONTO THE ROPES, THIS TIME WITHOUT SIENNA PUSHING HIM OFF! SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW BY CHRIS ELITE!! SIENNA JADE IS DOWN, AND NOW CHRIS RUNS UP TO THE TOP ROPE, BEFORE HITTING SIENNA WITH A HUGE PHOENIX SPLASH!! THE COVER!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRRR-
Persephone: Well Sienna just kicked out again. I’mma be honest, I know I said I didn’t want to see Kassidy versus Sienna since it’d suck, but I also don’t really wanna see this match go on for much longer either. Chris can barely even get up after everything that just happened, is there a way we can like get the match just called off right now or something? I’m sure everyone would be fine with that, nobody really wants to see this anyway, right?
James Peters: I want to see this. Anyways, Chris is standing above Sienna in the ring, and I think he’s setting up for something big! CHRIS RUNNING BOTH PAIRS OF ROPES, AND NOW HE HITS THE PEOPLE’S MOONSAULT- WAIT NO! SIENNA JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY AS CHRIS WENT FOR THE MOONSAULT! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN, NOW CRAWLING TOWARDS THEIR RESPECTIVE CORNERS! CHRIS HAD TRIED TO STOP KASSIDY FROM TAGGING SIENNA IN NOT LONG AGO, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THIS TIME HE DOESN’T EVEN CARE IF SIENNA MAKES THE TAG, HE JUST NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THE RING RIGHT NOW- AND BOTH CHRIS AND SIENNA MAKE THE TAG!
Rich Russillo: AND BOTH MALCOLM AND KASSIDY RUN RIGHT TOWARDS EACH OTHER! MALCOLM ATTEMPTED A LARIAT BUT KASSIDY DUCKED UNDER IT BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES! KASSIDY WITH A BICYCLE KNEE- NO! MALCOLM MANAGES TO AVOID IT BEFORE GRABBING KASSIDY FROM BEHIND! GERMAN SUPLEX- JUST FOR KASSIDY TO LAND ON HER FEET! KASSIDY WITH A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP, BUT MALCOLM KICKS OUT IMMEDIATELY BEFORE LIFTING KASSIDY UP FOR A SUPLEX- JUST FOR KASS TO DROP DOWN TO BOTH FEET! KASSIDY NOW SENDING MALCOLM OUT THE RING WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Persephone: Well Malcolm managed to land on the apron, but for some reason Kassidy is running the ropes. Malcolm gets back up on the apron and- oh wow. Kassidy just speared Malcolm off the apron. I don’t know what type of idiot would spear their opponent OUT of the ring, but these are your top wrestlers everyone. Somehow everyone in this match is a former World Champion, and I’ll never understand how at this rate. What a stupid move, and hasn’t Kassidy had concussions before or something? What was she thinking?
James Peters: I promise Persephone, if you’ve seen Kassidy’s matches this year alone, you’d know that she doesn’t care about her own well being. All Kassidy wants to do right now is win this match so she doesn’t have to face Sienna Jade at Pain for Pride, and right now it looks like she might just get what she wants as she finally manages to get back to her feet before rolling Malcolm back into the ring! Kassidy climbing up to the top rope as Malcolm slowly manages to get to his feet, probably unaware of where he even is- AND NOW KASSIDY DIVES! DIVING CROSSBODY BY THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIO-
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM JUST ROLLED BACK UP TO HIS FEET, HOLDING KASSIDY IN HIS ARMS! MALCOLM PUTTING KASSIDY UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS- BUT WAIT A SECOND! KASSIDY MANAGES TO SLIP BEHIND MALCOLM, BUT NOT WITHOUT PULLING HIM DOWN AS WELL! STARGAZING BY KASSIDY HEART!! THE FALLING INVERTED DDT CONNECTS, AND NOW SHE GOES FOR THE COVER ON THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION!! IS THAT IT FOR MALCOLM JONES, IS SIENNA JADE VERSUS KASSIDY HEART NO MORE!?
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEE-
Persephone: Really?? ANOTHER kickout?? Why can’t this match just end already? Is some stupid Pain for Pride match THIS important to them? What is Malcolm even doing here, why does he care about this match at all? Just because he was in control of Voltage for ONE week? This is ridiculous. I have no idea why they’re trying this hard when this snooze-fest could’ve ended ages ago, but it looks like Kassidy is trying to end it right now, so I’m glad. She just locked in that heel hook, and I refuse to say the name of it. It’s beyond embarrassing.
James Peters: KASSI! KASSI! KASSI! OI! OI! OI! THE BRAZILIAN HEEL HOOK IS LOCKED IN, CAN MALCOLM MAKE IT TO THE ROPES!? OTHERWISE HE’LL HAVE TO EITHER FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF THE SUBMISSION OR JUST GIVE UP AND TAP OUT! I HAVE TO IMAGINE THAT THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST PAINFUL SUBMISSIONS TO HAVE TO BE TRAPPED IN, AND RIGHT NOW MALCOLM IS IN TROUBLE! KASSIDY DOESN’T SEEM TO BE PLANNING TO LET GO OF THAT SUBMISSION ANYTIME SOON, BUT MALCOLM IS TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO TRY AND PULL HIMSELF TOWARDS THE ROPES! IF MALCOLM DOESN’T GET OUT OF THIS SOON SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE COULD BE DONE TO HIM, BUT HE’S GETTING SUPER CLOSE!
Rich Russillo: KASSIDY LETS GO OF THE SUBMISSION, BUT ONLY TO QUICKLY GET BACK UP, AND LOCK IN THE XOXO KASS!! NOW THIS IS BAD! KASSIDY JUST PULLED MALCOLM FURTHER FROM THE ROPES BEFORE LOCKING IN THE XOXO KASS, AND IF I WERE MALCOLM I’D JUST TAP OUT NOW! MALCOLM MAY NOT BE THE TYPE TO DO THAT, BUT JUST IMAGINE IF HE HAS TO WALK INTO PAIN FOR PRIDE INJURED!! KASSIDY IS TELLING MALCOLM TO JUST TAP OUT, AND I HAVE TO SAY MALCOLM SHOULD REALLY LISTEN TO HER, BUT MALCOLM JUST WON’T GIVE IN! MALCOLM WON’T TAP OUT!
Persephone: Oh. Malcolm just punched Kassidy in the knee. He’s doing it again, and again, and that caused Kassidy to drop back down into a figure four. She’s trying to fight Malcolm off while she already has him on the submission, but Malcolm’s distraction allowed him to turn himself onto his stomach to reverse the pressure, forcing Kassidy to let go of the submission. Both of them are getting back up- oh. Well both of them WERE getting back up, but Malcolm just hit the Woo Walk. Hopefully that means this is the end of the match. Cover by Malcolm.
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
James Peters: SIENNA JADE BROKE UP THE PIN! CHRIS JUST RAN INTO THE RING, AND NOW THE REFEREE IS TRYING TO SEPARATE THE TWO, FORCING THEM TO GO BACK TO THEIR RESPECTIVE CORNERS AND EXIT THE RING! I honestly think that would’ve been it if Sienna hadn’t broken up the pin, that curb stomp looked deadly! Malcolm now needs to finish this, and it looks like he’s about to do that now as he irish whips Kassidy into the corner, AND HE NOW CHARGES IN! WATER WHIP!!
Rich Russillo: KASSIDY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, AND SHE JUST TAGGED SIENNA IN! MALCOLM REALIZED AND TURNED TO SIENNA, BUT SIENNA HITS HIM WITH A FOREARM BEFORE ENTERING THE RING! KASSIDY GETS BACK UP, AND THERE’S THE SUBCULTURE!! THE SPINNING HEEL KICK AND LEG SWEEP COMBINATION CONNECTS, MALCOLM JONES IS OUT, AND NOW SIENNA GOES FOR THE COVER ON MALCOLM!
OOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Persephone: The hell..? That bobblehead Malcolm is teaming up with just dove onto Sienna and Malcolm with a springboard 450 splash. I mean I guess he broke the pin up to get payback or something since Sienna did it first, but was all of that really necessary?
James Peters: Chris just exited the ring before Kassidy could try and get involved, but that huge 450 splash surely has to have given Malcolm time to recover, and hopefully make the tag! Malcolm is crawling to the ropes, and I have to say, this match has been insane so far. Sienna and Kassidy are fighting so they don’t have to face each other for the National Elite Championship, and they’ve done an amazing job so far! Malcolm is finally managing to get back to his feet, and he tags in Chris Elite! This honestly could go very badly for the Jaded Hearts, Sienna needs to tag Kassidy back in!
Rich Russillo: Sienna just tried grabbing onto the ropes to pull herself up- BUT CHRIS JUST DROPPED HER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! CHRIS NOT FINISHED THERE, AS HE HITS A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX!! CHRIS STILL NOT FINISHED AS HE HITS A THIRD, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S FINALLY AIMING TO FINISH THIS ONE OFF! CHRIS PULLING SIENNA UP INTO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR, AND I THINK HE’S GONNA HIT IT THIS TIME! THE LONG KISS GOODNIGH-
Persephone: Sienna just jumped off of Chris’ shoulders. Sienna now turning Chris around, and she just hit him with the Witches Hammer, but she isn’t even going for the cover for some reason. Instead she’s pulling herself up to the top rope, and… Ne didn’t move. Sienna just hit that “Starstruck” Moonsault since Chris failed to get out of the way, and now I think that’s it. Thank God this is over, there’s the cover by Sienna.
OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
James Peters: IT’S STILL NOT OVER! CHRIS JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP!! SIENNA CAN’T BELIEVE IT, SOMEHOW CHRIS JUST MANAGED TO KICK OUT OF TWO OF SIENNA’S BEST MOVES AFTER BEING HIT WITH THEM ONE AFTER THE OTHER! I just don’t know how Chris does it! Chris is somehow still in this match, that amazes me! Sienna doesn’t look amused though, and I think she’s about to put this match to rest anyway! Sienna is pulling Chris to his feet before getting him in the front facelock, AND THERE’S THE RDG!
Rich Russillo: CHRIS FREED HIS LEG BEFORE LANDING ON HIS FEET! CHRIS SOMEHOW JUST BARELY MANAGED TO AVOID GETTING HIT WITH THE FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX, AND THERE’S THE HEAD SHOT! SIENNA WAS JUST HIT WITH A PELE KICK BY CHRIS, AND THAT KICK CAUSED SIENNA TO DROP DOWN TO A KNEE! CHRIS GRABBING SIENNA NOW, AND HE TRIES LIFTING HER UP FOR A POWERBOMB- BUT SIENNA IS QUICKLY ABLE TO DROP BACK DOWN TO HER FEET BEFORE HITTING A HUGE BOOT, SENDING CHRIS INTO THE JADED HEARTS CORNER! SIENNA NOW CHARGING IN, AND SHE HITS CHRIS WITH A HUGE FOREARM SMASH BEFORE TAGGING KASSIDY HEART BACK INTO THIS MATCH!
Persephone: So uh, Kassidy is in the middle of the ring and she just went down onto one knee. It looks like they’re setting up for that one big move that they used to do. Sienna is picking Chris up, and she’s going for a running bulldog onto Kassidy’s knee, and I think these two call it the Beauty Killer-
James Peters: BUT IT DOESN’T CONNECT! CHRIS JUST PUSHED SIENNA OFF OF HIM BEFORE IT COULD, AND JUST AS SHE TURNS AROUND- SHE’S HIT WITH THE BOX OFFICE SMASH!! CHRIS JUST SENT SIENNA OUT OF THE RING WITH THE BOX OFFICE SMASH, BUT NOW LOOK! KASSIDY ROLLS CHRIS UP, SHE’S GONNA STEAL THE WIN AND CAUSE KASS VERSUS SIENNA TO BE CALLED OFF!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: CHRIS KICKS OUT! CHRIS MANAGED TO KICK OUT AT THE LAST MOMENT, AND HE JUST HIT KASSIDY WITH A BICYCLE KICK! CHRIS NOW GRABBING KASSIDY AND RUNNING UP THE TURNBUCKLES, AND HE PLANTS HER WITH A TORNADO DDT! At this point I have no clue what it’ll take for either of these two teams to be defeated. As said before, all four of these Elitists have been World Champion before and right now you’re seeing exactly why. Right now Chris is going up to the top rope, and it looks like we might finally be approaching the end of this match. Kassidy is down, AND CHRIS IS IN POSITION! YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!
Persephone: Kassidy rolled out of the way, but Chris managed to roll back to his feet- and Malcolm just tagged himself in. Kassidy is trying to get back up using the turnbuckles- but Malcolm just hit a clothesline from behind. Malcolm now I think is trying to lock in the Cocaina clutch, stupid name by the way, but Kassidy was having none of it and immediately ran up the turnbuckles, almost backflipping out of it. Kassidy running the ropes now- right into a C-Note. Wow.
James Peters: NO, KASSIDY HOPPED OVER MALCOLM! KASSIDY JUST HOPPED OVER THE C-NOTE BUT MALCOLM IS BACK UP, AND HE’S GOING TO ATTACK! KASSIDY DUCKS THAT ATTEMPT AT A CLOTHESLINE, AND THAT CAUSES MALCOLM TO BE BACKED INTO THE ROPES- RIGHT INTO SIENNA’S ARMS! SIENNA IS GRABBING MALCOLM’S ARMS, AND THE REFEREE IS TELLING HER TO LET GO, BUT THAT DISTRACTION IS ALL KASSIDY NEEDED TO CAPITALIZE AS SHE HITS A MODIFIED VERSION OF THE P.C.S ON MALCOLM- WAIT NO! NOT THIS AGAIN!
Rich Russillo: MALCOLM MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, KASSIDY JUST KICKED SIENNA OFF THE APRON!! KASSIDY CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED, SHE JUST KNOCKED HER OWN PARTNER OFF THE APRON, AND NOW I THINK SIENNA HERSELF IS JUST REALIZING WHAT HAPPENED!! KASSIDY IS TRYING TO ASSURE SIENNA THAT IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT, BUT I DON’T THINK SIENNA BELIEVES HER AFTER WHAT HAPPENED AT GATEWAY TO GLORY!
Persephone: Wow these two are stupid. I thought they didn’t want to face each other? Now they’re arguing and Malcolm is in the corner recovering. Sienna cost herself and her fast slob of a man the match at Gateway to Glory doing the exact same thing Kassidy is doing now-
James Peters: C-NOTE TO KASSIDY’S SPINE! MALCOLM JUST SPEARED KASSIDY FROM BEHIND, AND NOW THIS MATCH HAS TO BE OVER! MALCOLM DRAGGING KASSIDY AWAY FROM THE ROPES BEFORE PULLING HER UP, AND THERE IT IS!! SHAKE THE ROOM!!!!! THE CANADIAN DESTROYER CONNECTS, KASSIDY IS DONE FOR! MALCOLM GOING FOR THE COVER TO PIN KASSIDY HEART JUST A FEW WEEKS BEFORE PAIN FOR PRIDE!!
OOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: Here are your winners….. CHRRRIIISSS EELLLIIIIIIIITTTEEEEE AND MAAALLLLCOOOOOOOLLLMMM JJJJOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!
James Peters: Wow. Once again things went wrong between Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade, only this time these two were on the same team, and what just happened cost the Jaded Hearts the match! It looks like Chris Elite is getting exactly what he wanted, Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade will be facing each other at Pain for Pride, and it looks like they only have themselves to blame for this one.
Rich Russillo: I honestly didn’t expect Malcolm and Chris to work as well as they did seeing as they’ve openly stated how they don’t like each other, but here they are. They didn’t show the most amazing team work in the world, but they still managed to defeat one of the greatest tag teams today. I’d say congratulations, but all these two did was do exactly what they said they would. They beat the Jaded Hearts, and now we have our National Elite Championship match set.
Persephone: That was honestly hilarious. How stupid can they be? They really cost themselves the match over something like that. Idiots, the both of them. Malcolm and Chris suck too but they won so I guess they’re a bit better.
(‘Christopher Walking’ hits, and Malcolm Jones gets back to his feet. Chris Elite enters the ring with a grin on his face, knowing that he got exactly what he wanted. Both men have their hands raised by the referee, meanwhile Sienna Jade is outside of the ring, clearly upset as Kassidy Heart rolls out of the ring, obviously pissed off. Malcolm rolls out of ring, and Elite laughs to himself looking at the Jaded Hearts as the camera fades out.)
(Fighting Spirit: Omaha fades into a commercial break.)
(Commercial break featuring Sarah Price promoting her new EAW.com exclusive series; “To Catch A Spookyman.’ The next episode will feature the Specialists Champion teaming up with various members of the PG Patrol to track down the whereabouts of former members turned lurkers to peep promo videos and bitch about them later on.)
(Fighting Spirit fades back and all the women who are competing tonight in the No Way Out Match are seen in different shots. The determined faces of Harper Lee, Alexis Chambers, Darcy May Morgan, Kensingten Calhoun-Astor, Raven Roberts, and Ms. Extreme are all seen, and every women is shown sitting in front of a generic black backdrop by herself.)
Voiceover: Tonight, six incredible Elitists will get the chance to step into one of the most dangerous structures in Elite Answers Wrestling history and compete for the right to face the Universal Women’s Champion, Minerva, at Pain for Pride. This week, EAW dot com sat down with each woman to talk to her about what this opportunity means.
(The camera cuts to Kensingten Calhoun-Astor first.)
Voiceover: What does the Universal Women’s Championship mean to you?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Ohmygoodness, when I think of the Universal Women’s Championship, I think of how ahhhh-maaazing it will look around my itty bitty waist! To have that pretty little championship in my possession would finally solidify me as the force of nature that I know I can be ’round these parts. I know these little harlots turn their nose up at me and think that I’m not gonna deliver, but they got another thing coming! That title means the world to me and it would show my beautiful little baby Dixie Rose that all things are possible, especially when you believe in God.
(The camera cuts to Darcy May Morgan for her answer.)
Darcy May Morgan: My career has always been defined by being almost. I almost became a successful tag team. I almost became the longest reigning Specialists Champion of all time. I almost made it to the main event spot. Getting almost in every single point of your career.. Do you know what that does to a person? Do you know what sort of fire that creates inside of them? Winning the Universal Women’s Championship erases that almost. It erased every little setback, every little challenge that I have had in my way and gives a massive f*ck you to every single person that didn’t think I could do it. And at Fighting Spirit, that fire starts to spread on every single person that is in that No Way Out Match with me. And once it spreads, there is no chance of anyone extinguishing it. Not even Minerva.
(The camera cuts to Ms. Extreme for her answer.)
Ms. Extreme: It means so much for me. It solidifies my rise to being one of the top talents in this company. People have been wondering when Ms. Extreme is going to win the big one. I’ve been the so-called “favorite” in World Championship matches, but I just haven’t been able to capitalize on these opportunities, but becoming Universal Women’s Champion it proves that I do have it in me to become a World Champion. I am destined to be a World Champion. I’ve had that mentality since the first day that I walked back into professional wrestling. People think that I shouldn’t have the confidence I have, but I’ve backed it up in the ring every fucking time. Winning the Universal Women’s Championship is just another way that I can back it up to everyone and if that doesn’t make people mad, I’m not sure what will. :mjgrin:
(The camera cuts to Harper Lee for her answer.)
Harper Lee: Hmm.. The Universal Women’s Championship is a symbol of excellence. Winning it is like completing the first game in a franchise. It shows that you’re now in an elite group of people, it’s history making. Look at who won the title. Serena Bennett, Kassidy Heart, Raven Roberts, and now Minerva. They’re some of the best wrestlers in this entire company, and seeing my name in a group like that would be mind blowing. I’d have to be like one of the fastest people to win a World Championship in the company, right? I just started wrestling a few months ago after all. Holding one of the top Championships in the company and in turn facing the best women’s wrestlers in the world sounds like a dream.
(The camera cuts to Raven Roberts for her answer.)
Raven Roberts: To me? It means purpose. It means reclamation. It means redemption. Regaining that title after what happened at Grand Rampage means affirming everything I’ve worked for my entire life. To win it again at Pain for Pride, to become the first ever two time champion, that would mean the years of sacrifice, of toiling were worth it. I have everything to win the title the first time. And now I’m looking to be the first to win it without a contract or a briefcase or a cup… I’m looking to make history once again.
(The camera cuts to Alexis Chambers for her answer.)
Alexis Chambers: It means the world to me, I’ve always wanted to be champion since I was a little girl, but got told I was too small to accomplish anything like that. This was around the time women like me didn’t measure up unlike today where they break down barriers. A great example is the late, great Brody Sparks. I had my first chance at Under Siege in only my sixth match in this company, and I tasted it, I was so close. I made a vow since then I would do whatever it takes to hold that championship high in the air. I don’t take any chance I am given for granted and you’re gonna see that in No Way Out and at Pain for Pride. It’s all I want and all I need. I am the NEXT Universal Women’s Champion.
(Fighting Spirit: Omaha fades back to ringside.)
(The scene reopens into the empty arena and sees ladders set up everywhere. The ladders are all wrapped in barbed wire, from top to bottom.)
( “The Path” by Senses Fail hits as Jesse Barlow walks out from behind the curtain, and he is followed as always by Hannah Marin. He takes a deep breathe before walking to the ring ducking under a few ladders on his way there.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING IS A BARBED WIRE LADDER MATCH, FOR A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY! INTRODUCING FIRST….FROM HOBOKEN, NEW JERSEY….WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS…ACCOMPANIED BY HANNAH MARIN….JJJJEEESSSSEEEE BBBBBAARRRRLLLOOOOWWWW!!!!!
James Peters: Safe to say this season hasn’t gone as good as Jesse has wanted it to go, but he has a chance to kill two birds with one stone tonight. He can capture that Unique Opportunity going into Pain for Pride and secure himself a big time win, and he can finally end this beef with Cepheus St. Claire that has been building since last summer. Over what’s happened the past few weeks, you just know he’s ready!
(‘Mob Ties’ by Drake hits as Cepheus St. Claire walks out, followed by his manager Lonnie Delmonty. Cepheus has a shit eating grin on his face as he stares a hole at Jesse in the ring. Cepheus walks down the ring and touches and looks up the ladders as he walks down the ramp.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT….FROM SANTA CLARA, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT 230 POUNDS….ACCOMPANIED BY LONNIE DELMONTY….CCCCEEEEPPPPPHHHEEUUUUUSSSSS ST. CCCCCLLLLLAAAAAIIIRRREEEE!!!!
Rich Russillo: Another guy who’s been waiting for this for a long time. We know how good this guy is, he showed in in the early part of the season, and we know how far he can gets like how he showed when he challenged for the New Breed Title. This fight has been brewing since he put the hit out on Jesse last summer, but he got in trouble with the law. But he’s back. and he’s been showing over the past several weeks he’s better than he was before!
Persephone: He went to prison, and we still kept him employed?! I’m SURE someone like Sexy Rexy would never ever do something to go to prison…..well besides maybe murdering that slut everyone calls his wife because he finally just had enough of her bullshit. In that case, it’s justifiable! :wow:
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Rich Russillo: HERE WE GO! The ringside area is surrounded by ladder wrapped all in barbed wire, and both men right out of the gate charge at one another and unload on each other! This has been a long time coming for both men, and neither men are holding back the punches. Jesse manages to gain control and he corners Cepheus in the corner, Jesse throws several shots to the head of Cepheus’ head! Jesse going for blood early with those punches and now Jesse irish whips Cepheus into the opposite corner but Cepheus reverses it and sends Jesse into the corner! Cepheus tuns at Jesse in the corner but Jesse throws an elbow to the face of Cepheus stopping him, and Jesse again runs at Cepheus in the center of the ring, but Cepheus counters it into a hip toss–but Jesse reverses that into an arm drag that causes Cepheus to retreat outside the ring!
James Peters: Jesse runs and hits an immediate suicide dive to an unaware Cepheus that drives Cepheus into the barricade, Jesse begins unloading the punches to the midsection of Cepheus but Cepheus drives his knee into the midsection of Jesse before connecting with a vicious forearm that drops Jesse to one knee! Cepheus takes a look around him and he grabs a ladder standing beside him, and he grabs another one and walks up to Jesse–CEPHEUS SLAMS BOTH BARBED WIRE WRAPPED LADDERS ON BOTH SIDES OF JESSE’S FACE! OUCH!
Rich Russillo: Jesse is down and now Cepheus isn’t wasting any time on staying on the attack! He throws one of the ladder down and he drives the front of the ladder right into the face of the grounded Jesse Barlow! He’s smearing the ladder across the face of Jesse and Jesse can’t do anything as Hannah looks on in fear on the other side of the ring! Cepheus walks to the other side of the ring and bridges the barbed wired wrapped ladder between the ring apron and our announce table, Cepheus picks up another ladder and bridges it right next to it, this CAN’T be good.
Persephone: If either one of them touch me, I’ll fucking sue. This body is exclusive for Rexy and only Rexy to touch.
Rich Russillo(under his breath): And me.
Persephone: WHAT YOU SAY?!
Rich Russillo: AAAANNND Cepheus goes back to the other side of the ring to go get Jesse to set up for whatever he bridged these ladders for right in front of us. He grabs Jesse by the hair and starts to make his way over to the bridged ladders, and Cepheus places Jesse between his legs, he’s gonna go for a powerbomb snapping the ladders in two hoping to take Jesse out of the equation early–BUT JESSE REVERSES IT INTO A BACK BODY DROP AND CEPHEUS LANDS BACK FIRST ON THE BARBED WIRE BRIDGED LADDERS! Jesse turns around now and smashes the back of Cepheus’ head against the barbed wire ladders, Jesse is now choking the life out of Cepheus who still is laid on the barbed wire ladders! Jesse unwraps a little bit of the barbed wire from the ladders Cepheus is laying on and he raises it high–
James Peters: JESSE JAMS THE BARBED WIRE RIGHT INTO THE LEFT EYE SOCKET OF CEPHEUS!!! JESSE AIN’T LETTING GO THOUGH AS HE CONTINUES TO DRIVE IT DEEPER INTO THE EYE SOCKET! Lonnie on the other side of the ring has his hands on his head as Hannah on the opposite end has a smirk on her face to what she’s witnessing.
Rich Russillo: Jesse finally lets go and steps back as Cepheus rolls off the ladder and you can see blood dripping from his left eye! Lonnie rushes to check on the eye of Cepheus here, but not for long as Jesse walks to Cepheus and Lonne and JESSE GOES FOR A RUNNING HIGH KNEE–BUT CEPHEUS THREW HIS MANAGER LONNIE IN FRONT OF HIM TO SAVE HIMSELF! Lonnie just got volunteered to take the bullet and now he’s down. Jesse gets up and runs into a vicious clothesline from Cepheus that takes him down! Cepheus grabs a ladder nearby him and tries to go in the ring but Jesse has a hold of Cepheus’ trunks refusing to let him, Cepheus swings the ladder at Jesse’s head–BUT JESSE DUCKS AND AS JESSE SWINGS HIS HEAD BACK UP CEPHEUS NAILS HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE NOSE WITH THE BARBED WIRE LADDER! THAT WAS A BRUTAL SHOT RIGHT THERE!
James Peters: Cepheus sees Jesse on the ground holding his face in pain, and CEPHEUS RAISES THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED LADDER HIGH IN THE AIR AND HE’S JUST NOW WAILING IT ONTO THE BODY OF JESSE BARLOW!! JESSE TRIES TO CRAWL AWAY BUT CEPHEUS PUTS HIM ON A KNEELED POSITION AND PLACES THE LADDER UNDER HIS THROAT…CEPHEUS ST CLAIRE IS CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF JESSE WITH THE BARBED WIRE LADDER!!
Persephone: Well….shit. This psychopath after a good fifteen seconds picks up Jesse and he places the front of the ladder underneath Jesse’s throat again…..Cepheus lifts the ladder–AND CEPHEUS SLAMS THE LADDER TO THE MAT AND JESSE SLINGSHOTS BACKWARDS FROM THE THROAT CHOP! Cepheus–SUPERKICK!! Jesse is now laid out flat on the Spanish announce table! Cepheus looks underneath the ring and WHAT THE–
James Peters: CEPHEUS PULLS OUT A TWENTY FOOT LONG BARBED WIRE WRAPPED LADDER FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING! OH NO! Cepheus first grabs a normal sized barbed wire ladder from ringside and walks over to the table with it, he slams it into the ribcage of Jesse on the table! Cepheus lifts up a flap on the ladder and he places Jesse inside of it and now Jesse lays flat inside the barbed wire ladder on the table!! Cepheus lifts the barbed wire flap and repeatedly rams it on the top of Jesse’s body who lays inside the ladder! AND NOW CEPHEUS SETS UP THE TWENTY FOOT HIGH LADDER!!
Rich Russillo: Cepheus points to Hannah telling her to keep her distance, and CEPHEUS BEGINS THE LONG CLIMB UP THE TALL LADDER! CEPHEUS REACHES THE TOP AND LOOKS ALL THE WAY DOWN AT JESSE ON THE TABLE WRAPPED INSIDE THE BARBED WIRE LADDER!!
James Peters: FROG SPLASH!!!! FROM TWENTY FEET HIGH CRASHES ON TOP OF JESSE WRAPPED INSIDE THE BARBED WIRE LADDER!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!
Persephone: But….he just did serious damage to himself, what the hell was he trying to prove there, that he’s the world’s biggest dumbass? He might have a plan but it don’t make sense now! And now that dollar store version of a woman Hannah comes in to get the barbed wire ladder off Jesse that is smashed into his face and she tries to aid him!
James Peters: Cepheus is also down, both men are down and out! After a few moments Cepheus begins to come to, and he crawls out of the rubble and tries to crawl his way back to the ring. Hannah is still trying to motivate the barely conscious Jesse to stop Cepheus as Cepheus picks up a ladder and slides it in the ring! Cepheus is in the ring and begins setting up the ladder to begin his ascend to the top, Jesse is crawling on the outside trying to make it back in the ring, and CEPHEUS HAS A HAND ON THE BRIEFCASE!!
Rich Russillo: Jesse’s back in the ring and grabs ahold of Cepheus tights on the ladder, Cepheus looks down and steps off the ladder and begins to hammer at the back of Jesse! Jesse might be too hurt from what just happened moments ago, and Cepheus throws Jesse’s arms across his head and hooks his chest, but Jesse throws several elbow shots causing Cepheus to let go, Cepheus swings wildly at Jesse’s head but Jesse ducks again–JESSE FACES CEPHEUS’ BACK AND HITS A GERMAN SUPLEX AND CEPHEUS LANDS RIGHT INTO THE STANDING LADDER AND HE HITS HIS HEAD HARD ON A BARBED WIRE WRAPPED RUNG THERE! OW!! THE LADDER TUMBLES OVER! Jesse walks around the ring and he walks to the ladder that tumbles over and he unwraps some barbed wire from it once again and he walks over to Cepheus who’s stirring on both knees! AND OH MY GOD!!!!–
James Peters: JESSE PLACES THE BARBED WIRE BETWEEN THE CREASES OF CEPHEUS’ TEETH!!! JESSE IS FLOSSING CEPHEUS’ TEETH WITH THE BARBED WIRE!!! :damn: CEPHEUS’ STARTS BLEEDING FROM THE CREASES OF THE GUMS AND TEETH JESSE IS FLOSSING!
Rich Russillo: Jesse lets go and throws the barbed wire down before going to the outside and he folds up another ladder on the stage, Jesse slides it in the ring and then sets it standing up in the corner! Jesse picks up Cepheus and looks to throw him head first into the ladder in the corner–BUT CEPHEUS REVERSES AND SENDS JESSE SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE BARBED WIRE LADDER IN THE CORNER! Cepheus grabs Jesse out of the corner and picks him up in a scoop slam position but Jesse counter and slips out form behind, Jesse pushes forward from his back, AND CEPHEUS TURNS AROUND–
James Peters: AAAABBBBOOLLLIISSSSHHEERRR!!! THE SPEAR FROM JESSE TO CEPHEUS RIGHT INTO THE BARBED WIRE LADDER IN THE CORNER AND IT BREAKS IN HALF!! THAT CAUGHT CEPHEUS BY SURPRISE RIGHT THERE!!! CEPHEUS SITS IN THE CRACKED LADDER WITH HIS BACK NOW STARTING TO BLEED!
Persephone: :noah: Just climb the ladder and end this already, fucking hell. Thank god, Jesse crawls to the ladder that’s tumbled over in the center of the ring and he gets to his feet and sets it up in the center of the ring, Jesse starts to climb up the ladder, Cepheus is still knocked out in the corner! Jesse’s gonna win this! PLEASE END THIS!!
Rich Russillo: BUT CEPHEUS OUT OF URGENCY GOES TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LADDER AND CLIMBS UP IT! Jesse tries raining down shots to Cepheus’ head as Cepheus tries climbing up the other side, Cepheus is at the top with Jesse and both men are exchanging blows at the top of the ladder to each other! Who’s gonna be the first one to get the advantage here?! JESSE WITH AN UPPERCUT THAT ROCKS CEPHEUS!!–AND JESSE PUSHES CEPHEUS OFF THE LADDER!!!! JESSE’S GONNA WIN!
James Peters: BUT WHAT THE!! CEPHEUS PULLED JESSE WHILE ON THE WAY DOWN AND THE LADDER LOSES IT’S BALANCE–THE LADDER TIPS AND DUMPS BOTH CEPHEUS ST CLAIRE AND JESSE BARLOW OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BOTH GO CRASHING THROUGH THE BRIDGED BARBED WIRE LADDERS BETWEEN THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AND THE APRON! HOLY FUCK!
Rich Russillo: Both competitors are down, Hannah rushes over and bends down to check on Jesse, who is completely unconscious as is Cepheus. Hannah has a tear in her eye as she is begging for Jesse to wake up, before..oh no…Hannah looks up at the briefcase from outside the ring!!
Persephone: This bitch really gon climb and try winnin for him? :wtf:
James Peters: Hannah Marin slides inside the ring and kicks off her heels! Bad day she decided to wear heels eh? Hannah moves the ladder to the center of the ring and she slowly climbs up it barefoot and she’s in serious pain as she’s climbing barefoot up rungs wrapped in barbed wire. She’s almost there, SHE REACHES! NOT LIKE THIS, COME ON!!
Rich Russillo: LOOK! LONNIE IS IN THE RING! He was knocked out earlier by Jesse but he’s back and he has his eyes on Hannah at the top of the ladder! Hannah is begging for mercy at the top of the ladder as Lonnie places his hands on the ladder with a smile on his face. Hannah is pleading at this point!
James Peters: LONNIE TIPS THE LADDER BACKWARDS AND HANNAH GOES FLYING BACKWARDS OUTSIDE OF THE RING BACK FIRST! HANNAH SMACKS HER HEAD ON THE OUTSIDE MAT HARD!!!
Rich Russillo: Lonnie seems proud of him–WOAH!! JESSE IS BACK IN THE RING AND HE’S UNLOADING ON LONNIE! JESSE IS NOT HAPPY!! JESSE IS IN PAIN BUT HE’S FIGHTING THROUGH IT BECAUSE THAT JUST PISSED HIM OFF! RREEPPPEENNNTTT!!!! JESSE JUST KNOCKED LONNIE THE FUCK OUT!! Jesse turns his focus back to the match, Jesse turns around and–SHADY ENDING!!! THE RKO!!–BUT NO! JESSE PUSHES CEPHEUS OFF OF HIM, JESSE NAILS THE SUPERKICK AND CEPHEUS GOES FLYING OUT OF THE RING!!! THIS IS JESSE’S CHANCE HERE!
James Peters: JESSE IS CLIMBING THE LADDER, HE’S AT THE TOP AND HE REACHES FOR THE BRIEFCASE!! JESSE’S GOT IT!!
Rich Russillo:: CEPHEUS ISN’T DONE YET! HE SCALES UP THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LADDER, AND HE GRABS JESSE’S AND PUTS IT THROUGH THE BOTTOM RUNG–ARMBAR!! CEPHEUS HAS THE ARMBAR LOCKED IN ON TOP OF THE LADDER AS HE’S DANGLING! JESSE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS HIS ARM IS LOCKED IN AND SCRAPING AGAINST THAT BARBED WIRE LADDER RUNG!! Can Jesse find a way to escape it though?!
Persephone: JESSE USES HIS OTHER ARM AND REACHES THROUGH THE LADDER RUNG AND PULLS CEPHEUS’ HEAD AND BANGS IT AGAINST THE BARBED WIRE LADDER REPEATEDLY!–AND THAT CAUSES CEPHEUS TO FALL TO THE MAT!! JESSE IS ALL ALONE ONCE AGAIN, HE HOLDS HIS ARM IN SERIOUS PAIN, HE LOOKS UP AT THE BRIEFCASE AND REACHES FOR IT!!
James Peters: JESSE HAS BOTH HANDS ON THE BRIEFCASE–HE’S GOT IT!!!!
Rich Russillo: WHAT?!?! CEPHEUS IN AN ACT OF DESPERATION PUSHES THE LADDER FROM UNDERNEATH JESSE’S LEGS AND JESSE IS DANGLING IN THE AIR HOLDING ONTO THE BRIEFCASE!!!
James Peters: Cepheus is on his feet and sees Jesse dangling in fear, he smiles as he picks up the ladder he pushes and folds it up–CEPHEUS WITH THE FRONT OF THE LADDER COVERED IN BARBED WIRE CROTCH SHOTS JESSE IN THE AIR WITH THE LADDER AND JESSE FALLS–AND CEPHEUS THROWS THE BARBED WIRE LADDER AT JESSE AS JESSE FALLS TO THE MAT IN MID AIR!! Jesse now rolls aside and lays unconscious in the corner, and Cepheus has that shit eating grin on his face as he sets up the ladder and begins to slowly make his way to the top of the ladder! Cepheus looks around him and sees nothing!
Rich Russillo: CEPHEUS HAS HIS HANDS ON THE BRIEFCASE….CEPHEUS WINS!!!
James Peters: WOAH NOT SO FAST!! JESSE’S CLIMBS UP FROM BEHIND CEPHEUS AND WRAPS BARBED WIRE AROUND HIS THROAT! Jesse is on the same ladder rung as Cepheus and he’s choking the absolute life out of Cepheus right now!! Cepheus’ throat is starting to bleed and he’s gasping hard for air but Jesse is not letting up!! CEPHEUS UNWRAPS SOME BARBED WIRE AND WRAPS IT AROUND JESSE’S THROAT! BOTH OF THEM ARE STRANGLING EACH OTHER WITH BARBED WIRE ON THE TOP OF THE LADDER NOW! OH MY!! JESSE TURNS IT INTO A SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP FROM THE TOP ROPE AND BOTH COMPETITORS GO CRASHING DOWN TO THE MAT BELOW FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!
Rich Russillo: Jesse and Cepheus are both once again down on the mat! Both are lying next to each other as both men try stirring, and both men go in opposite directions as they try somehow to make it to their feet! Jesse is crawling to the ladder, he has no idea where Cepheus even is at this point, he just wants to win this match right now as he drags himself up just a little bit using the ladder to pull himself up! Jesse screams in pain as he climbs the ladder very slowly because of having drag himself up all the barbed wire by how slow he’s going! Jesse is halfway up the ladder now, and Cepheus on the other side of the ladder begins to slowly make his climb up there! WHO WANTS IT MORE?!
James Peters: Cepheus has made it to the top a tad quicker, and Cepheus reaches a hand up at the briefcase–BUT JESSE THROWS A BODY SHOT TO THE RIBCAGE OF CEPHEUS! Jesse has finally made it to the top meeting Cepheus there, and both men are battling once again at the top of the ladder!!
Persephone: REX WOULD HAVE WON THIS BY NOW, COME ON, UNHOOK THE BRIEFCASE!! IT’S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD!! :noah:
James Peters: RIGHT HAND FROM JESSE! RIGHT HAND FROM CEPHEUS! JESSE! CEPHEUS! JESSE! CEPHEUS! JESSE! CEPHEUS! CEPHEUS! CEPHEUS!!! Cepheus has seemed to gain control of the two on the top of the ladder–
Rich Russillo: CEPHEUS GRABS JESSE’S HEAD AND BOUNCES IT OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER, AND HE RUBS JESSE’S FACE IN THE BARBED WIRE IT’S WRAPPED IN!! CEPHEUS SCREAMS AS HE CONNECTS WITH A INSANE FOREARM TO THE FACE OF JESSE BARLOW–
James Peters: JESSE FALLS!! CEPHEUS HAS GOT THIS NOW!
Rich Russillo: SOMEHOW JESSE MANAGES TO BARELY HANG ON WITH ONE HAND!! Jesse fell down a step but held on! BUT THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGH AS CEPHEUS HAS BOTH HANDS ON THE BRIEFCASE!! JESSE TRIES TO STOP HIM–
WHAT THE HELL–
James Peters: JESSE JUST PULLED OUT BRASS KNUCKLES FROM HIS TRUNKS! JESSE QUICKLY UNWRAPS SOME BARBED WIRE FROM THE LADDER AND PUTS IT AROUND THE BRASS KNUCKLES–
RRREEEEPPPPPEEEEENNNNNNTTTTTT!!!!!
Rich Russillo: THE STIFF PUNCH RIGHT TO THE FACE OF CEPHEUS!! CEPHEUS FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT RIGHT AWAY! Jesse puts the knuckles away and positions himself and balances himself on the ladder, he takes the final few steps up, AND JESSE REACHES FOR THE BRIEFCASE AND HAS BOTH HANDS ON IT–
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
( “The Path” by Senses Fail hits as Jesse Barlow sits atop of the ladder and clutches the Unique opportunity briefcase to his chest a bloody mess from the war he just went through.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..JJJJJEEESSSSEEEE BBBBBAARRRRLLLOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!
James Peters: Wow, what a war between two gladiators. They both pulled out all the stops tonight, but tonight, was just Jesse’s night and fight to win. He came prepared with those brass knuckles and likely had it stored in case of a dire situation, and it worked out in his favor because he has a golden ticket in his hand. What it is remains a mystery, but what we know for sure is it’s “unique.” Congratulations to Jesse Barlow!
(Cepheus looks on sitting in the corner also a bloody mess, looking disappointed in himself. But he knows this won’t keep him down. The camera fades as Jesse Barlow is still sitting on top of the ladder, staring at the Unique Opportunity briefcase he just won.)
(Fighting Spirit: Omaha fades to into a promotional ad for Pain for Pride.)
(A promotional ad for Pain for Pride airs showcasing the Dynasty main event for the World Heavyweight Championship! Former friends and Unified Tag Team Champions, Drake King, and The Visual Prophet will square off for Drake’s championship when Pain for Pride comes to you live from Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania the weekend of June 26th – 28th, 2020!)
(Fighting Spirit fades back into the ringside area and the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
(“Martyr” by Polaris blasts through the speakers as Jalyn Garcia makes his appearance on stage with the New Breed Championship belt around his waist. He takes a good look of the empty arena, breathes deeply and then makes his way down the ramp as his theme song is echoing)
Rich Russillo: The time for talks is over. WildHeart Jalyn Garcia is going to defend his New Breed Championship title against The Notorious Andre Walker in a match that will surely be an interesting one. A lot of back and forth this week between these two, harsh words and accusations but now it’s time to toss all that aside and let the squared circle give us its verdict.
(Jalyn Garcia enters the ring and gets near the the corner, waiting for his opponent music to hit. He looks as focused as ever. “Martyr” by Polaris fades away as “GATTI” by Pop Smoke hits)
(The Notorious, Andre Walker, shows up on stage. He walks down the ramp humming the lines of GATTI by Pop Smoke as Jalyn Garcia looks on)
James Peters: Andre Walker has surely made a name for himself in his first few months of EAW. Tonight at Fighting Spirit he is going to have the match of his life. Will he have what it takes to dethrone Jalyn Garcia and walk away with the New Breed Championship?
(Andre Walker rolls inside the ring and closes in on Jalyn Garcia as the referee immediately steps in to separate the two. Andre then backs off all the way to the opposite corner)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… The Challenger… From Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 185 pounds…. THE NOTORIUS..
ANDREEEEEE WALKEEEEERR!
(Andre Walker walks towards the middle of the ring and looks over to Jalyn Garcia with a confident smirk on his face. )
Bella Braxton: And introducing the Champion! From Sacramento, California, weighing in at 150 pounds… He is the New Breed Champion! WildHeart, JALYN GARCIAAAAAAAA!
(Jalyn Garcia lifts the title well above his shoulders and looks directly in the eyes of Andre who nods. Jalyn then hands the title over to the referee as he gets ready for the match to start)
(DING DING DING)
Rich Russillo: Champion and Challenger both standing tall in their respective corners. The referee tells them that they are free to engage now but they are still taking their time. Jalyn Garcia is waiting for Andre Walker to make his first move, it looks like the Champion is taking his time and he wants to get under Andre’s skin much like he has been trying to do throughout the whole week. Andre Walker finally rushes in and the two engage in a collar and elbow tie up. Walker seems like he has the upper hand now, he is using his momentum to force Jalyn Garcia all the way to the corner. The two are now stuck there, still locked in the collar and elbow predicament as the referee steps in to get some separation.
ONE
TWO
THREE
FO—
James Peters: And the referee finally manages to separate the two but…. OOOF! What a huge slap by Jalyn Garcia! Andre Walker is stunned as the referee does his best to push him back to the middle of the ring. The Champion surely isn’t afraid of setting the tone of this contest. The Challenger is not here to be made fun of though, Andre Walker changes in yet again as Jalyn Garcia was still in his corner. Andre Walker unloads with a flurry of blows as Jalyn does his best to parry them. The referee steps in yet again and pushes Andre Walker away from him… Now Jalyn is the one running towards Andre, he ducks a clothesline, then wraps his legs around Walker’s neck… and around we go! Tilt-a-Whirl Headscissor by the Champion! Andre Walker looks stunned as he stumbles back to his feet and grabs the ropes to get back to a vertical position…
Persephone: What the heck are these two midgets doing?! Is this a circus?!
Rich Russillo: Jalyn Garcia charges in… Andre Walker ducks under just in time and pulls down the top rope! The Champion is sent crashing down to the outside, smart move there by the Challenger who was able to turn things around just in time. Oh no! Andre is not done yet…. He has got his sight set on Jalyn as he is still on the outside. Andre Walker runs to the ropes, bounces off the rebound and launches himself over the top rope! TOPE CON HILO TO THE OUTSIDE!
James Peters: Incredible elevation from Andre Walker who just took out Garcia! If what we’ve seen in these first exchanges is any indication of how this match is going down, then we are in for a treat. The Notorious is here to win the New Breed Championship and he’s making it clear in the early phase of the match. Andre Walker is still on the attack as he tries to send Jalyn back inside the ring but WildHeart doesn’t seem to agree with his intentions and he blocks his attempt with a well placed elbow to the ribs. Jalyn Garcia now grabs the wrist of Andre Walker and he goes for an Irish Whip, but Walker reverses it at the last second and he sends Jalyn shoulder first into the steel steps! Ouch! The steel steps get bumped out of position as the Champion crashes into them!
Persephone: HOW is this even possible? That 12 years old boy weighs 70 pounds soaking wet, are those steps made of plastic?
Rich Russillo: Jalyn Garcia is 150 pounds of pure passion and determination, they call him WildHeart for a reason. Andre Walker rolls back inside the ring as the referee is at the count of six, but remember! Championships’s advantage here, Andre has to bring Jalyn back inside the ring, he can’t win the title off a count out. And so he does, Andre Walker slides back outside the ring as the referee is forced to stop the count and reset it. But Jalyn is already back to his feet! Jalyn just blasted Andre with a kick to the stomach! The Champion finally gets some room to breathe as the Challenger just got caught by surprise… Oh no! What is Jalyn Garcia thinking here?! He just jumped on top of the barricade! His back is turned to Andre Walker, Jalyn leaps in the air… SPRINGBOARD TORNILLO OFF THE BARRICADE! JALYN JUST TOOK OUT ANDRE WALKER!
Persephone: “Springboard”? That’s no Springboard, as it wasn’t off the top rope…
James Peters: Then how would you call it, my dear expert?
Persephone: That’s clearly a… uhm… Barricade-board Tornillo.
James Peters: ….
Rich Russillo: …..
James Peters: Anyway, back to the action. Jalyn Garcia is back in control of the match and has just sent Andre Walker back inside the ring. The innovative offense on display here tonight is exactly what we were expecting from the New Breed Division. Andre Walker is on the defensive now, as Jalyn wants to make the most out of this predicament. He hooks Andre’s arm behind his neck… Half and Half Suplex! No! Andre Walker just landed on his feet! Jalyn is stunned! The Challenger now with a stiff kick to the abdomen of the Champion! Andre Walker takes him down with a Snapmare and Ouch! Another stiff kick, this time to his spine! Andre goes for the cover….
ONE—
James Peters: Kickout at one by Garcia! Not even close! Andre is not messing around though, he just nailed Jalyn with a kick to his face and he is yelling at him to stay down. Andre Walker is now approaching the ropes, he just got a hold of the top rope. He jumps on top, he is going for a Springboard Moonsault… Jalyn saw it coming and rolled out of the way at the very last second, but so did Andre as he somehow landed on his feet! Incredible athleticism shown here by The Notorious… OOOF! JALYN GARCIA JUST HIT HIM WITH A VICIOUS BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE JUST AS ANDRE WALKER WAS STUMBLING BACK OFF THE MISSED MOONSAULT!
Rich Russillo: Hold on! Andre Walker is still on his feet, Jalyn Garcia can’t believe it! Andre rebounds off the ropes and CONNECT A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE OF HIS OWN! HE CALLS IT THE GRIMSEVER! NOW THAT’S HOW IT’S DONE, JALYN! THE CHAMPION COLLAPSES TO THE MAT AS THE CHALLENGER DROPS ON TOP OF HIM FOR THE COVER…
ONEEEEEE
TWOOOOOO
THR———
James Peters: And a powerful Kickout by the Champion. We’ve seen these two going back and forth here, move after move, it’s almost as if everything one can do, the other wants to show he can do it even better. Both men have felt the effect of those strikes though and they are both struggling to get back to their feet, although it looks like the referee won’t even have to start the count here. They are both still in this match and neither one of them wants to give an inch. Jalyn Garcia has crawled all the way to the corner and he is now back to his, he has to thank the ropes for the assist. Andre Walker is back up as well though, and he rushes Garcia to the corner, trying to catch the Champion off guard. Jalyn Garcia ducks under though and sprints towards the opposite side of the ring, bounces off the ropes and charges in just as Andre Walker is turning around to see where he went… JALYN GARCIA LEAPS IN THE AIR AND NAILS ANDRE WALKER TO THE MAT WITH A VICIOUS SPIKE RANA! LORD, THE IMPACT WAS BRUTAL! JALYN IS GOES FOR THE COVER…
ONEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOO
THRE———
James Peters: Kickout! Andre Walker simply refusing to quit. Oh no, wait a moment. Something is not right here. I think Andre Walker landed badly on his neck and he is not moving….
Persephone: A Spike Hurricanrana is all it took to put this idiot away?
Rich Russillo: The referee is visibly concerned, Jalyn Garcia obviously wants him to get out of the way as he can’t be sure Andre Walker is playing possum or not. The ref is telling him to back off though and now the paramedics have arrived at ringside.
(A replay is shown of the Spike Rana that Jalyn Garcia just hit on Andre Walker. The footage slows down just as Andre’s neck hits the mat and shows how awkward the impact was.)
James Peters: This might very well be the turning point of the match,! If Andre Walker can’t continue, Jalyn Garcia will be declared the winner of this match, but what a disappointment it would be. These two were clearly going to tear the roof off his place…
Rich Russillo: Now one of the paramedics has entered the ring and he is placing a collar around Andre’s neck. I think this might be it guys, what an unexpected turn of events here. Jalyn Garcia is visibly disappointed as well, he wanted to fight tonight. The referee approaches the timekeeper….
Persephone: I don’t see the problem here. The referee should call the match and end it right now. The quicker we get to Rex’s match, the better….
James Peters: The timekeeper rings the bell…. NO! WAIT! ANDRE WALKER JUST PUSHED THE PARAMEDIC OFF HIM! HE JUST GOT BACK UP TO HIS KNEES AND HE WANTS TO CONTINUE! THE REFEREE IS SHOCKED! ANDRE WALKER JUST POPPED RIGHT BACK TO HIS FEET AND HE WANTS TO CONTINUE! JALYN GARCIA IS IN SHOCK AS THE PARAMEDIC ROLLS OUT OF THE RING. THE BELL NEVER RANG SO THE MATCH IS STILL GOING.
Rich Russillo: Andre Walker just took the neck collar off and he has tossed him outside the ring! So much for an injury! He wants to keep going! Now Jalyn Garcia is staring at him but… what’s that? Jalyn is nodding! That’s right, these two might not like each other, they might not respect each other… but tonight they are going to give us a show worthy of the New Breed Division!
Jalyn Garcia (Off Mic): Bring it!
Persephone: Oh Lord…
James Peters: Andre Walker charges in for a Bycicle kick, but Jalyn Garcia ducks under just in time and he avoids it. Now the Champion goes for a spinning kick of his own, but Walker scouted it yet again, he ducks under just in time and manages to stun the Champion with a stiff shot to the face. Kick to the guts of Jalyn who collapses to his knees for a moment. Andre Walker stumbles back, his neck is still hurting… but then he is right back on the attack. He grabs the tights of Jalyn and pulls him all the way to the ropes, Jalyn Garcia is hanging from the second rope and this is not a spot he wants to be in! Andre Walker might be going for his Draping DDT… NO! GARCIA IS FIGHTING BACK! HE PULLS HIMSELF BACK TO THE APRON AND FREES HIMSELF FROM ANDRE WALKER WHO HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO BACK OFF MOMENTARILY. JALYN GARCIA JUMPS ON THE TOP ROPE, HE TAKES FLIGHT… SPRINGBOARD ARM DRAG! THE CHAMPION JUST SENT THE CHALLENGER ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE RING!
Rich Russillo: Walker refuses to stay down though, he is right back to his feet and he rushes towards Jalyn yet again, but Jalyn catches him off guard with a kick to the gut. Andre Walker gets stopped right in his tracks and collapses to his knees, Jalyn picks him back up, he flips him around! ROLLING CUTTER BY JALYN GARCIA! THE SHOCK N AWE CONNECTS AS ANDRE WALKER HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT. GARCIA GOES FOR THE COVER, IS HE GOING TO RETAIN?!
ONEEEE
TWOOOOOO
THREEEEEEEE
Persephone: YES! THREE! We can finally get Rex’s match!
James Peters: KICKOUT BY ANDRE WALKER! Bad neck and all, the Notorious does not know the word “quit”. Jalyn Garcia is showing the world why he is the rightful Champion here tonight, but what a gutsy performance by the Challenger too! Jalyn Garcia now climbs to the top turnbuckle! High risk maneuver incoming, but is it going to pay off?! JALYN GARCIA GOES FOR THE FROG SPLASH BUT ANDRE WALKER MOVED OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME! NOBODY’S HOME! THE NATURAL INSTINCTS WERE OFF TARGET HERE!
Rich Russillo: This might be the opening Andre Walker needs to turn things around and get some damage in! Andre gets back to his feet, still favoring his neck as Jalyn Garcia is almost back up as well! Andre Walker gives him no time to breathe as he sends him crashing to the corner with a ferocious Irish Whip! Andre Walker charges in… NOPE! Jalyn Garcia got his knees up just in time, Andre Walker stumbles back to the mat! Now Jalyn quickly leaps on the top turnbuckle, as he is ready to follow up with a big time move… ANDRE WALKER KICKS THE ROPES AND HIM LOSE HIS FOOTING! JALYN GARCIA LEFT HANGING ON THE ROPE TURNBUCKLE! THAT IS GOING TO HURT! WHAT A SMART MOVE BY WALKER! THE CHALLENGER WASTES NO TIME AND GOES RIGHT BACK ON THE ATTACK, HE GRABS JALYN GARCIA BY THE HAIR AND HE POSITIONS HIM FOR HIS DRAPING DDT… THIS TIME OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE…. KING’S KILLER CONNECTED! JALYN GARCIA’S SKULL HITS THE MAT HARD WITH A SCARY IMPACT AS ANDRE WALKER GOES FOR… HEY!
James Peters: Jalyn is down and out, but Andre is still suffering the effects of that nasty Spike Rana! He is still favoring his neck and this might cost him! Andre Walker SLOWLY crawling towards Jalyn now… he goes for the cover!
ONEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOO
THREEEEEE———
Rich Russillo: And a Kickout!
Persephone: No shit! By the time he went for the cover, I had aged six years!
Rich Russillo: Let me tell you, you are still beautiful to me despite six years having passed…
Persephone: ….
James Peters: BACK TO THE ACTION! Andre Walker May have not put the match away yet but at the very least he managed to stun the Champion and give himself a much needed breather! All he has to do now is to keep up the advantage and make sure to never let up! Andre Walker now goes right back to Jalyn Garcia, he picks him up… NO! JALYN WITH A STIFF FOREARM TO THE FACE, HE JUST CAUGHT THE CHALLENGER OFF GUARD, KICK TO THE GUT, HE GOES FOR THE CANADIAN DESTROYER…. NOPE! ANDRE WALKER SAW IT COMING AND HE JUST THREW JALYN GARCIA OVER HIS SHOULDERS. THE CHAMPION BOUNCES OFF THE MAT BUT GETS BACK UP ALMOST IMMEDIATELY AS ANDRE WALKER RUSHES TOWARDS HIM AND CATCHES HIM WITH A FEROCIOUS BICYCLE KICK! JALYN GARCIA COLLAPSES TO THE MAT, ANDRE WALKER HAS TO FINISH HIM OFF…
Rich Russillo: But just as Walker was about to go for the cover, Jalyn Garcia found a way to roll out of the ring! Impressive ring awareness shown by WildHeart here tonight! We shouldn’t be surprised though, he is the New Breed Champion after all. Andre Walker has to go to the outside and bring the Champion back inside, remember! Championship advantage! Jalyn Garcia just be pinned or submitted, otherwise he will retain his title. Andre Walker is well aware of this and he follows him to the outside as the referee starts the count…
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO
James Peters: Jalyn Garcia immediately caught Andre Walker off guard with a shot to the face as he was sliding underneath the bottom rope. The Champion simply shrugs off the effects of the kick he was just hit with and he is now ready for some more action. Jalyn Garcia is now stalking Andre Walker, he is going for another Half and Half Suplex! NO! If he hits it on the outside it might be over for Andre, remember his bad neck and all!
THREEEEEEEEEEE
FOURRRRRRRR
Rich Russillo: Andre Walker knows it and he is fighting back! Ouch, what a stiff shot to the face of Jalyn Garcia! The Champion has no choice but to release the hold as he stumbles back. Andre Walker is way too tired to be able to properly follow up and make good use of the separation between the two. Jalyn Garcia and Andre Walker are now simply staring at each other, as they feel the punishing effects of the match on their bodies…
FIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
James Peters: The referee keeps counting as… NO WAY! BOTH JALYN AND ANDRE RUSHED TOWARDS EACH OTHER AND THEY BOTH CONNECTED THEIR RESPECTIVE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKES! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! TALK ABOUT THESE TWO BEING EVENLY MATCHED, THIS IS ABSURD! THEY BOTH COLLAPSED ON THE FLOOR AND THEY ARE BOTH OUT OF IT! I AM NOT SURE WHO GOT THE BETTER OUT OF THAT EXCHANGE, IT SEEMS LIKE THEY BOTH HIT EACH OTHER ON THE SKULL AT THE SAME EXACT TIME!
SIIIIIIIX
SEEEVEEEEEEEENN
Persephone: Are they both dead? Good.
Rich Russillo: Guys! The count! The referee is still counting and he is getting close to ten! Remember, the title can only change hands via pinfall or submission! Both Jalyn Garcia and Andre Walker are now slowly regaining consciousness as they start crawling towards the apron… will they make it in time?
EEEEEIIIIIGGHTTTT
James Peters: Come on, come on! Jalyn just got a hold of the apron and he is using it to get back to his knees. Andre seems to be a little bit faster, he just got a firm grip of the bottom rope and he is using it as leverage… the referee is still counting!
NIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rich Russillo: Andre Walker is back inside! He has somehow found a way to pull himself back in! But Jalyn is still on the outside, he goes for the bottom rope….
Rich Russillo:…. but he slips! Jalyn Garcia’s hand slips off the bottom rope!
TEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
James Peters: ANDRE WALKER JUST GRABBED JALYN’S WRIST AND HE HAS DRAGGED HIM ALL THE WAY INSIDE THE RING! JUST IN TIME! THEY BARELY MADE THE TEN COUNT AND THE MATCH CAN CONTINUE!
Persephone: Booooooooooo
Rich Russillo: WOW! My heart just skipped a beat there, it was so close! But I guess weighing 150 pounds played to Jalyn’s favor as it allowed Andre to drag him back inside the ring. I am sure WildHeart didn’t want this match to end in a count out for sure! There is no time to catch their breath though, Andre Walker is right back on the attack, but Jalyn is on top of his game yet again. He counters a Suplex attempt and flips Andre Walker on his side… HALF AND HALF SUPLEX! ANDRE WALKER LANDS AWKWARDLY ON HIS DAMAGED NECK, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING… BUT WAIT, HE IS RIGHT BACK TO HIS FEET, WHO ON EARTH!? JALYN GARCIA CHARGES IN… CANADIAN DESTROYER! CANADIAN DESTROYER CONNECTED TO PERFECTION, ANDRE WALKER MIGHT BE DONE FOR….
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOOOO
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE——
James Peters: KICKOUT! Andre Walker screaming in pain as the Canadian Destroyer potentially hurt his neck even more but he simply refuses to give up! This is what the New Breed Championship means to our Elitists, Ladies and Gentlemen! It means EVERYTHING! Jalyn Garcia cannot believe it either but perhaps this is the time to end this for good. Jalyn climbs to the top turnbuckle, he is going for the kill! Andre Walker is still down and out in the middle of the ring, the perfect position… Jalyn though is still suffering from the effects of the brutal match he has just been put through and he is struggling to get on the top rope. This hesitation might cost him big time although it doesn’t seem like Andre Walker even knows where he is right now!
Rich Russillo: Jalyn Garcia FINALLY makes it to the top turnbuckle! ARE WE GOING TO SEE THE KINGS REGNUM?! JALYN GARCIA GOES FOR THE PHOENIX SPLASH… ANDRE WALKER ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME BUT JALYN GARCIA NOTICED AND HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO LAND ON HIS FEET! JALYN GARCIA AVOIDS BIG DAMAGE HERE BUT…. WAIT, I SPOKE TOO SOON! JALYN GARCIA STUMBLES TOWARDS ANDRE WALKER AS THE NOTORIOUS PLACES HIS HEAD RIGHT BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND HE LEAPS IN THE AIR! CANADIAN DESTROYER!!! DAWNBREAKEEEEEEEEER! NEW CHAMPION, ARE WE GOING TO SEE A TITLE CHANGE RIGHT HERE!? THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOOO
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT! The Champion is still in this fight! Jalyn Garcia somehow managed to survive! Oh man, I really thought that was three right there!
Persephone: Jeez, where does he even find the energy?
James Peters: At this point, nobody knows! Jalyn Garcia is WildHeart for a reason, he is driven by passion and determination! But we gotta say that Andre Walker is showing the same amount of determination here tonight! Truly a show worthy of the New Breed division!
Rich Russillo: Andre Walker does not have much left in the tank, but he is going for one last big move! He is sizing Jalyn Garcia up, as the Champion stumbles back to his feet! Andre Walker looks to put this one away, Jalyn seems out of it! Kick to the guts of Jalyn who stumbles forward, Andre Walker catches him just in time, he lifts him up for the belly to back slam… JALYN GARCIA IS FIGHTING BACK, ANDRE WALKER CAN’T QUITE HOOK HIS ARMS, JALYN KNOWS THE END IS NEAR AND HE IS DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO FIGHT OUT OF IT! JALYN WITH AN IMPRESSIVE SHOW OF STRENGTH PULLS HIMSELF ALL THE WAY UP AND HE IS NOW ON TOP OF ANDRE WALKER, POWERBOMB CARRY POSITION BUT WALKER DOES NOT HAVE THE STRENGTH TO SLAM HIM! JALYN GARCIA WITH AN AMAZING HURRICANRANA! THE CHAMPION QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEGS OF ANDRE WALKER IN A CRADLE, HE MIGHT STEAL ONE HERE! THE COUNT….
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOO
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT BY WALKER!
Rich Russillo: Andre Walker somehow survived that pin predicament and he is still in this match! Jalyn Garcia cannot believe it, he slams the mat in frustration! I don’t think he was expecting this amount of resilience from Andre Walker here tonight, but he got it! Andre might be a Rookie in EAW but he has had his fair share of experience all around the world! And tonight he is showing us why he belongs here! Jalyn Garcia is back to his feet, he wants to end this once and for all… He picks Andre Walker up, he hooks one of his arms…
James Peters: No! Andre Walker has still some fight left in him, he hits Garcia with a stiff kick to the guts, Andre leaps forward as he goes for the Dawnbreaker yet again but this time Jalyn is able to counter in the same exact way Andre countered his own Canadian Destroyer earlier in the match! BACK BODY DROP BY JALYN GARCIA! NOT MUCH STRENGTH NOR ELEVATION THERE, BUT IT WAS ENOUGH TO COUNTER THE DAWNBREAKER AND CREATE SOME SEPARATION BETWEEN THE TWO! JALYN GOES RIGHT BACK ON THE ATTACK, THIS TIME ANDRE IS STUNNED! THE ARM IS HOOKED, JALYN GARCIA LIFTS HIM UP…. DOUBLE KNEE FACE BREAKER CONNECTED! STAR CHASER! THIS TIME IT’S INDEED OVER! ALL JALYN HAS TO DO IS TO COVER HIM UP, THE CHAMPION HOOKS BOTH LEGS AS THE REFEREE SLIDES IN FOR THE COUNT…
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rich Russillo: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! KICK OUT YET AGAIN BY ANDRE WALKER! ANDRE WALKER JUST KICKED OUT OF THE STAR CHASER!
James Peters: Oh man, I need to catch my breath! These two are going all out here tonight, Jalyn Garcia thought he had him but Andre Walker survived yet again! Now both men are completely out of it, I guess Jalyn wants to try his luck again with yet another Phoenix Splash… Jalyn gets back to his feet and he approaches the corner. He gets a firm hold of the top rope and slowly starts to climb to the top… ANDRE WALKER IS BACK ON HIS FEET! WHERE DID HE FIND THE STRENGTH! ANDRE WALKER IS RIGHT ON TOP OF JALYN AS THE TWO ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! NEITHER ONE OF THE TWO WANTS TO GIVE UP! STIFF SHOT BY ANDRE WALKER WHO THEN LETS OUT A LOUD SCREAM! HE WANTS TO WIN THIS!
Rich Russillo: Jalyn Garcia is stunned on the top turnbuckle, I don’t like the looks of this! Andre Walker is trying to lift Garcia up and transition him into the Package Piledriver… if he hits the Christ’s Consciousness this will be over for good! NO, WAIT I SPOKE TOO SOON! JALYN SOMEHOW FOUND A WAY TO KICK HIM! ANDRE WALKER IS IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION… ANOTHER FOREARM SMASH BY JALYN GARCIA AS ANDRE WALKER SLIPS! THE NOTORIOUS FALLS DOWN TO THE CANVAS HARD!
James Peters: ANDRE WALKER JUST FELL CLOSE TO THE ROPES BUT JALYN GARCIA STILL HAS ENOUGH ROOM TO HIT THE PHOENIX SPLASH!!! JALYN GARCIA WITH THE KINGS REGNUM…. THIS TIME IT CONNECTS! JALYN GARCIA SIMPLY COLLAPSES ON TOP OF ANDRE WALKER, NO STRENGTH LEFT TO HOOK HIS LEGS… THE REFEREE GOES FOR THE COUNT….
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rich Russillo: ANDRE WALKER GOT HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! REF! HE HAS THE FOOT ON THE ROPE!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
James Peters: NOT THIS WAY!!!!
(DING DING DING)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner and STILL New Breed Champion… WildHeart, Jalyn Garcia!!!
Rich Russillo: Talk about controversy! What happened tonight will definitely turn some heads! Jalyn Garcia retains against a very resilient Andre Walker but unfortunately this victory was slightly tainted by the ending! Andre Walker’s foot was on the ropes!
James Peters: All the credits to Andre Walker tonight, but what a match from Jalyn Garcia. He showed the world not only why he is the Champion but also what the New Breed Division is capable of as a whole! I can’t wait to see what’s next for these two!
Persephone: Hush hush now, let’s get to Rex’s match alright!
(The replay on the videotron shows the controversial ending to the match as the champ’s theme music is playing. Jalyn shrugs as if to say whatever, and he takes the New Breed Championship from the referee, and raises his hand in victory.)
(Fighting Spirit fades back into the pretaped interviews from earlier in the week with the No Way Competitors.)
(Ms. Extreme is seen with a thoughtful expression on her face.)
Voiceover: Describe what it would mean to headline Pain for Pride.
Ms. Extreme: It would mean the world to me. It sounds pretty cliche, but it’s whatever. Last year, I was more than happy to be part of Pain for Pride due to being in the sidelines for half a season. I spent the last few months of 2018 with trying to get medically cleared and back to the ring. I knew that I had to make it to the Pain for Pride stage. I busted my ass off to make sure that I ended up on that stage and proved that I more than belonged there. In my heart, I knew that I belonged, but there were a few critics who questioned how I would perform in a big stage like Pain for Pride. I was met with a defeat and it wasn’t how I anticipated for my first Pain for Pride to go, but it shaped me going into this season. I’ve competed and won War Games. I’ve fought for World Championships. I won the Interwire Championship, but I think it will top off the season perfectly with me standing tall as the Universal Women’s Championship.
(The camera cuts to Harper Lee for her answer.)
Harper Lee: Well, this is my first ever Pain for Pride. At the beginning of the year I was just hoping to make it on the Pain for Pride card at all. It’s the biggest show of the year, so being able to compete there at all would be an unforgettable opportunity. Headlining it? Headlining Pain for Pride would be insane. Pain for Pride main events are the matches that go down in history. Nobody forgets the headlining matches. My goal for a while has been to prove myself as a wrestler against the best possible competition. If I headlined Pain for Pride, the entire world would be able to see what I can do. I can already imagine it now, and I’ve gotta tell ya, main eventing Pain for Pride is a huge step up from facing Veena Adams.
(The camera cuts to Kensingten Calhoun-Astor for her answer.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: I think it would look mighty fine for my future going forward if I were to be able to call myself a Pain for Pride headliner! I can look at the women’s roster right now and see big names that haven’t ever gotten that opportunity yet! Women who are more respected than me and more revered than me, and they have yet to find themselves in position to be the main draw at the biggest show of the year! My, my, my. Just imagine! McKensingten Calhoun Magnolia Astor, Universal Women’s Champion AND Pain for Pride headliner! 😀
(The camera cuts to Alexis Chambers for her answer.)
Alexis Chambers: Would mean the world and beyond. My ink ain’t even dry on my contract yet, and me being in this kind of spot is a case of always expect the unexpected. Nobody expected someone like me to main event Pain For Pride. I’ve been watching EAW for quite some time and there’s nothing I would love more than to cement myself as a main eventer at the biggest show of them all. The best part about all of this is….main eventing Pain for Pride is JUST the beginning for me.
(The camera cuts to Darcy May Morgan for her answer.)
A year ago, I walked into my first Pain for Pride which was my first FPV on the main roster. I walked into the 24/7 contract battle royal and watched Consuela Rose Ava outshine me. I flopped. I waited, hoped and prayed that the next year, the next Pain for Pride, would be the time where I redeem myself. I promised myself that the next year, I would be on that exact stage showing everyone how I am the best woman to ever step foot in this company. What better way to do that this year by headlining the Universal Women’s Championship and ending Minvera’s reign? I am the Leading Lady, I am meant to be the star of the show, and this first year, this first season and this first chapter of my career is going to be finished off beautifully when the first FPV I ever competed in will also be the FPV that I win my FIRST world championship in.
(The camera cuts to Raven Roberts for her answer.)
Raven Roberts: If you’re in this business and it ain’t your dream to headline the biggest show then you don’t belong in this business. Plain as that. Despite everything I’ve done, I’ve never even sniffed a Pain for Pride main event to get there would be one of the single greatest accomplishments of my life. To win there, It would be the genuine greatest.
(The camera lingers on Raven for just a moment before fading into a commercial.)
(Commercial break for Golden Flake Cheese Puffs and Smart Water featuring Xander Payne. The Cheese Puffs won’t help him keep his APPARENT 159-pound figure, but the water is good.)
(Fighting Spirit returns and cuts to the broadcast booth.)
James Peters: Earlier this afternoon, one of our competitors for the No Way Out match, Alexis Chambers, was violently attacked in the parking lot by Dr. Bethany Blue.
Rich Russillo: Dr. Blue took Alexis out by the knee and violently beat her with a crowbar before dragging her to a mud puddle and attempting to drown her. We are being told that doctors have advised Alexis not to compete tonight, but she’s opted to ignore that advice. Having a chance to headline Pain for Pride and compete for the Universal Women’s Championship against Minerva means more to Alexis Chambers than her own health, so it’ll be interesting to see how she fares tonight after being put through Hell by the good doctor.
Persephone: More importantly, is Alexis’ own brother gunna be able to even work with the doctor??
James Peters: I guess we’re about to find out!
(“Natural” by Imagine Dragons hits as Terry Chambers steps out onto the stage with a pissed off look on his face. There is no question that the actions that Dr. Bethany Blue took earlier in the night have really ticked Terry off as the only emotion that we can see on his face if anger. He continues to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Bella Braxton: The following contest is a tag team match that is set for ONE FALL!!! Introducing first.. From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 287lbs!!! THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE!!!! TERRY!!!! CHAMBERS!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: And here he is! Terry Chambers! After what had happened earlier tonight between Dr. Bethany Blue and Terry’s sister, Alexis, I don’t understand how this man will be able to keep it together in this match and not attack his own partner.
James Peters: Terry and the Doc have a lot of bad history with one another. They don’t like each other, they have never seen eye to eye, but if the both of them intend on walking out of tonight’s event with another victory under their belts, then they need to be able to put their differences aside and work together.
(Terry Chambers is seen pacing back and forth in the center of the ring. After a moment passes, “Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi begins to play in the arena. Terry instantly makes his way over to the side of the ring closest to the stage as he waits for his partner to step out.)
Rich Russillo: It looks like Terry might try to take the Doc out before this match even begins. He does not look to happy right now.
Persephone: Well for him to do that, Dr. Bethany Blue needs to be present.. What is taking her so long to step out here? We need to speed things up so that we can get to some Sexy Rexy time!!
(“Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi continues to play for another 30 seconds until it cuts off. A backstage worker in all black is seen stepping out onto the stage and jogging his way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring. The emotion on Terry Chambers’ face changes as he is seen raising his eyebrow in confusion. The backstage worker enters the ring and walks over Bella Braxton and whispers in her ear. After telling Bella some information, he exits the ring and makes his way over to the commentary table and gives the three commentators the same message that he gave Bella. The backstage worker then makes his way back up the ramp and towards the stage where he exits the scene.)
Bella Braxton: Due to time restrictions, we are going to proceed with the other members of this match..
(“I Want It All” by Queen hits as Limmy Monaghan and Mark Macias step out onto the stage together. They both have a smile on their faces as they look directly at their only opponent in the ring, Terry Chambers. The two continue to make their way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Bella Braxton: And his opponents, at a combined weight of 401lbs.. THE BRAW BRILLIANCE, LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!! AND DOUBLE M!!! MARK MACIAS!!! THEY ARE THE GRAND ATHLETES!!!
Rich Russillo: We were just informed that this match isn’t waiting any longer for Dr. Bethany Blue to make her entrance and that we are going to go on with the match itself. Terry Chambers may just have to fight this one out on his own, but luckily his built up anger and frustration can be taken out on The Grand Athletes.
Persephone: He’ll need it if he intends on walking out victorious against these two.
James Peters: Limmy and Mark both feel like they have been getting the short stick and that they don’t get the respect that they deserved. They want to show the world what separates them from being just an average team here in EAW and a few weeks ago they took matters in their own hands when they went into Malcolm Jone’s office, well Captain Charisma’s, and requested a match for tonight. Malcolm responded by setting up a tag team match between the Grand Athletes and the team of Dr. Blue and Terry Chambers. The fact that Terry and Bethany don’t really see eye to eye is a huge advantage for the Grand Athletes, but when add in the fact that Dr. Bethany Blue isn’t even here, you have to like their chances here tonight.
(The three competitors all stand in the center of the ring. Limmy and Mark speak to one another until they give each other a fist bump and Limmy exits the ring and stands in his teams corner.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: And here we go! We have Terry Chambers and Mark Macias starting this one off!! Both men lock up in the center of the ring! Terry with a quick knee strike into the abdomen of Mark Macias! Another knee strike by Terry as both men let go of their grip on one another! Terry quickly connects with a back handed chop that catches Mark right in the chest! Mark staggers back before Terry grabs his arm and whips him across the ring! Mark runs to the ropes and bounces back! BIG BOOT BY TERRY!!!! NO!!! Mark baseball slides under the leg and pops up behind Chambers! Terry turns around.. But he’s kicked in the stomach by Mark! SNAP DDT BY MACIAS!!! IT CONNECTS AS TERRYS’S HEAD PLANTS AGAINST THE CANVAS!!
James Peters: Terry is clutching at his head in pain right now as he stays down on the canvas. Meanwhile, Mark Macias is seen standing up and now walking towards the corner. Mark climbs up to the top rope as he looks down at Terry who is getting up onto his hands and knees. Terry finally up to his feet! Mark leaps into the air!! DIVING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE!!!!! NO!!!! TERRY CATCHES MARK IN MID-AIR AND SPINEBUSTERS HIM INTO THE CANVAS WITH INCREDIBLE POWER!!! Terry gets up to his feet, but Mark quickly rolls out of the ring as he drops to the floor at ringside!!
Rich Russillo: Terry looks directly at Mark Macias as he runs to the ropes at the other end of the ring! Terry bounces off of those ropes and is headed in Mark’s direction! Mark Macias is now up to his feet on the outside as Terry leaps towards him!! SUICIDE DIVE BY TERRY CHAMBERS!!! He just launched himself into Mark as Macias gets shoved back into our announces tables!!
Persephone: LOOK!!! IT’S LIMMY ON THE RING APRON!!! Terry is up to his feet as he turns his attention towards Limmy!! DIVING FRONT FLIP SENTON BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!! NO!!! TERRY CATCHES LIMMY IN A POWER BOMB POSITION!!! Terry is holding Limmy in the air AND HE POWERBOMBS HIM INTO MARK MACIAS WHO WAS UP AGAINST OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! Both Mark and Limmy are down here at ringside!!
Referee: One.. Two..
James Peters: I’m amazed that didn’t mess up our announce table.
Persephone: I’m glad it didn’t.. I’m not sitting down for the rest of the show without anywhere to rest my forearms on or to place my drink..
Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers makes his way over to Mark Marcias as he grabs him by the head and brings him up to his feet. Terry walks Mark over to the ring as he slides him inside. Terry then follows him in by sliding under the bottom rope and goes for the pin!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THR-
Rich Russillo: Kickout by Mark Macias!! Terry gets up to his feet as he grabs Mark by the head and brings him up to his feet as well. Kick to the gut by Terry Chambers! And now a snap suplex! It connects as Mark slams back first against the canvas. Mark slowly gets back up to his feet as Terry meets him there and connects with a second snap suplex!! Terry back up to his feet first as he runs to the far ropes! He bounces back.. RUNNING DISCUSS CLOTHESLINE BY TERRY CHAMBERS JUST AS MARK MACIAS WAS GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET!!! THAT CLOTHESLINE SENDS MARK RIGHT TO THE CANVAS!!!
Persephone: Mark Macias is slowly using the bottom rope around the ring to pull himself into a seated position in the corner. Terry Chambers makes his way over to the opposite corner as he looks directly at Mark Macias! WAIT!! Limmy Monaghan just tugged on the back of Terry’s leg from ringside!! Terry turns around and is now exchanging words with Limmy! The referee now makes his way over to their side of the ring to figure out what’s going on.
James Peters: But look!! Mark Macias reaches up and grabs the top ropes in the corner. He uses them to pull himself up to his feet. While the referee, Terry, and Limmy Monaghan are figuring things out at the other end, Mark Macias is ripping the padding off of the top turnbuckle!! If Dr. Bethany Blue were here, she would be able to prevent this from happening seeing how this is happening in her and Terry’s corner!! The padding is completely off as Mark leans back against the turnbuckle! The referee has just broken up Terry and Limmy’s argument as Terry has his eyes set on Mark! Terry charges at Mark from across the ring!!! RUNNING CORNER BODY SPLASH!!! NO!!!! MARK MACIAS WAS PLAYING POSSUM AND GETS OUT OF THE WAY AS TERRY GOES FACE FIRST AGAINST THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!!
Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers is clutching at his head in pain he has a slight cut above his right eye! Mark Macias turns Chambers around in the corner and whips him across the ring into his own corner!! Chambers crashes back first against the turnbuckles!! Mark Macias now charges at Terry from the other end.. AWESOME CLOTHESLINE!!! THE CORNER CLOTHESLINE CONNECTS FROM MARK MACIAS!!! ENZUIGIRI KICK BY LIMMY MONAGHAN ON THE APRON!!! WHAT A COMBINATION BY THE GRAND ATHLETES!!! Limmy Monaghan gets back up to his feet and extends his hand out for the tag.
(TAG!)
Persephone: And now Limmy Monaghan is the legal man for his team in this match!! Mark Macias stays in the ring as he and Limmy each grab one of Terry’s arms. They both irish whip Terry across the ring with tremendous force!! AND TERRY SLAMS BACK FIRST AGAINST THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!!! Terry screams in pain!! But look! RUNNING CORNER DROPKICK BY MARK MACIAS!!!! Macias rolls out of the way.. AND LIMMY MONAGHAN FOLLOWS UP WITH A RUNNING CORNER DROPKICK OF HIS OWN AS HE DRIVES HIS BOOTS INTO THE CHEST OF CHAMBERS AND FORCING HIM BACK AGAINST THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!! Mark Macias stands between the center of the ring and his teams corner as Limmy makes his way over to him. Limmy grabs Macias by the arm and irish whips him partner into Terry Chambers in the corner!! AWESOME CLOTHESLINE AGAIN BY MARK MACIAS!!!! THIS TIME WITH TERRY AGAINST THAT STEEL TURNBUCKLE!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Mark Macias takes a step away from the corner as Limmy Monaghan charges at Terry!! RUNNING CORNER FOREARM STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF TERRY CHAMBERS IN THE CORNER!!! And now Mark and Limmy begin firing away with shots at Terry Chambers in the corner!! This is a straight up beat down by The Grand Athletes right here!! RIGHT HAND BY LIMMY!! LEFT BY MACIAS!!! KICK TO THE STOMACH BY LIMMY!! KICK TO THE STOMACH BY MACIAS!! ALL OF THESE SHOTS BEING DONE ON TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!
James Peters: The referee has had enough of this two on one assault as he gets in between The Grand Athletes and Terry Chambers.
Rich Russillo: Wow. That ref has some balls. Does he realize what happens 9 times out of 10 to refs that get involved?
James Peters: Getting in between two competitors while wearing the black and white referee uniform is basically suicide. The bravery being shown by this referee is incredible!
Persephone: But yes, the referee has a hold of Mark Macias as both of them make their way to the Grand Athletes corner. Before exiting the ring and going onto the ring apron, Mark begins to argue with the referee! He has the referee’s back turned away from Terry and Limmy!! What’s going on here!!
Rich Russillo: LOOK PERSEPHONE!! Limmy turns Terry around and bashes his head up against that exposed turnbuckle!! AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!! LIMMY IS PUTTING TREMENDOUS FORCE INTO SLAMMING TERRY’S HEAD!! THAT CUT ABOVE TERRY’S RIGHT EYE HAS BEEN STRETCHED AS BLOOD BEGINS TO DRIP DOWN HIS FACE!!!
James Peters: AND WHAT’S THIS!?!?! Limmy stops bashing Terry’s head against the turnbuckle as he just keeps a tight grip on Terry’s head! He places head right against the exposed turnbuckle so that his cut is right against the steel!!! AND LIMMY MONAGHAN BEGINS GRINDING TERRY CHAMBERS HEAD AGAINST THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!!! THIS IS LIKE CHEESE BEING RIPPED APART BY A CHEESE GRATER!!! TERRY IS SCREAMING IN SO MUCH PAIN AS MORE AND MORE BLOOD BEGINS TO DRIP ONTO THE CANVAS IN THE CORNER!!! Limmy turns Terry’s body around..
Rich Russillo: TERRY’S FACE IS COVERED ALL OVER IN BLOOD!! NOT EVEN A SPEC OF SKIN IS SEEN AS HIS SLIGHT CUT HAS TURNED INTO A SEVERE OPEN WOUND THAT IS CONTINUOUSLY BLEEDING OUT!!! TERRY CAN’T EVEN OPEN HIS EYES DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD DRIPPING DOWN HIS FACE FROM HIS FOREHEAD!!!
Persephone: Limmy Monaghan kicks Terry in the stomach!! SNAP DDT!!! IT CONNECTS!!! Limmy drops down for the pin on Chambers!! AND LOOK!! MARK MACIAS IS POINTING IT OUT TO THE REFEREE!!!
Mark Macias(Off-Mic): HURRY UP AND START COUNTING!!! YOU’RE MISSING IT!!!
James Peters: And the referee runs over to call the pin!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: KICKOUT BY TERRY CHAMBERS!!! The referee looks over at Terry confused as to why he is drenched in his own blood. Limmy Monaghan gets back up to his feet and makes his way over to the corner with the exposed turnbuckle. He climbs his way up to the middle rope and looks down at Terry.. Limmy leaps into the air!!! DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP TO THE BLOODY FACE OF TERRY CHAMBERS FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! Terry clutches at his face in pain, and rolls towards the center of the ring with his face down, while kicking his feet up and down due to the amount of agony he is going through! Meanwhile, the referee notices the exposed turnbuckle! The referee reaches down and grabs the turnbuckle padding and is attempting to tie it back onto the exposed turnbuckle.
Persephone: Doesn’t he realize that the padding was literally ripped off? He might be able to get it on there, but it won’t be perfect.
James Peters: It’s for safety reasons Persephone.
Persephone: There’s a dude almost bleeding to death in the ring right now. How much worse can it get!?
Rich Rusillo: While the referee is trying to get the padding back onto the exposed turnbuckle, Limmy Monaghan lifts Terry Chambers up to his feet. Limmy now Irish Whips Terry Chambers towards Mark Macias who never left the ring after the referee left him!!! TERRY RUNS INTO A RUNNING DOUBLE AXE HANDLE BY MACIAS!!! The force of that shot forces Terry to turn all the way around.. PELE KICK BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! TERRY STAYS STANDING AS HE TURNS AROUND AND GROGGILY STEPS INTO A DROP TOE HOLD BY MARK MACIAS THAT SENDS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS!!! Macias unhooks his leg with Terry’s, as Terry rolls onto his back. Limmy Monaghan quickly runs over to the side of Terry Chambers!!! STANDING MOONSAULT BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!
James Peters: The teamwork being shown by these two is incredible! Mark Macias exits the ring and stands in his team’s corner. It also looks like the referee has somehow rigged that padding back onto the turnbuckle. He turns around as Limmy Monaghan goes for the pin!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Rich Russillo: Kickout by Chambers!! Limmy Monaghan gets up to his feet. He grabs Terry by the head and slowly brings him up to his feet as well. Forearm strike to the head by Limmy Monaghan! Another!! Terry Chambers staggers back with his fists raised up! He’s lost a tremendous amount of blood so far in this match and he’s barely able to keep his balance! But even with all of that said, HE STILL RAISES HIS FISTS UP AS HE’S READY TO FIGHT!! Forearm Strike by Limmy again!!! NO! This time Terry blocks it with his arm! RIGHT HOOK BY TERRY!!! NOW A LEFT!!! RIGHT JAB!! ANOTHER!!! TERRY IS FIGHTING HIS HEART OUT RIGHT NOW!!!
Persephone: Terry turns around and runs towards the ropes behind him! He rebounds back!! RUNNING DISCUSS CLOTHESLINE BY TERRY CHAMBERS AT FULL SPEED!!!! NO!!! SUPERKICK BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!
James Peters: Terry is seeing stars right now as he stands groggily in front of Limmy Monaghan! Terry drops down onto his right knee. Limmy sees this and quickly runs to the ropes behind him!! Limmy Monaghan bounces back HE’S GOING FOR THE URAVITY!!! RUNNING METEORA BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! TERRY GOT UP WHILE LIMMY WAS IN MID-AIR AND CATCHES HIM ON HIS BACK!!!! TERRY STANDS UP!!!! SAMOAN DROP!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!! Terry slowly getting up as he’s on his knees. Mark Macias now re-enters the ring and charges at Terry! Terry stands up.. RUNNING CLOTHESLINE ONTO TERRY CHAMBERS BY MARK MACIAS!!! NO!!! Terry ducks under the arm as Mark runs past him and into the ring ropes! Mark bounces back.. AND TERRY DIPS HIS SHOULDER AND LIFTS MARK UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION!!!!! Terry makes his way over to the center of the ring with Mark Macias on his shoulders!!! Terry smiles out towards the camera as we can see the blood drip down his face as it paints the canvas of the ring red… T-5 BY TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: IT CONNECTS!! Mark Macias hits the bloody canvas hard as he rolls out of the ring and drops down to the floor at ringside! Terry Chambers now crawls his way over to Limmy Monaghan and goes for the pin!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: NO!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN KICKED OUT JUST IN TIME!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers sits up as his lower back presses up against the body of Limmy Monaghan. Terry is breathing heavily as he licks some of the blood that has dripped down onto his lips. He turns his head and looks down at Limmy. Terry then gets up to his feet slowly and wipes some of the blood off on his arm. As a result, the blood smears onto Terry’s right arm just before he reaches down and grabs the head of Limmy Monaghan. The blood begins to drip down Terry’s fingers as it splashes down onto the canvas in front of Limmy Monaghan’s head. Terry lifts Limmy up in a fireman’s carry! He then walks over to the center of the ring and breathes heavily with Limmy Monaghan resting on his shoulders… T-5 BY TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!!!
Persephone: Limmy Monghan rolls onto his back as he has no idea where he is at right now! Terry crawls his way over to Limmy. He gets his arm in the air.. AND TERRY CHAMBERS PLACES HIS HAND ON TOP OF LIMMY MONAGHAN FOR THE PIN!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
James Peters: NO!!!! FROM THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! MARK MACIAS MANAGED TO REACH IN AND PLACE LIMMY’S FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!!
Persephone: Terry Chambers looks up and sees the referee pointing at Limmy’s foot on the bottom rope! Terry drops his head in disappointment as the blood drips down onto Limmy’s chest. Terry presses his hand up against the wound above his right eye then lets go as we see his palms painted red from the blood gushing from his skull.
James Peters: LOOK!!! IT’S DR. BETHANY BLUE!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS AT THE TOP OF THE STAGE!! She’s pacing back and forth! She’s breathing heavily! She has absolutely lost it!! She turns and faces the ring and is now marching her way down to the ring!!
Rich Russillo: Well I guess she has finally arrived! This match is officially a tag team match again James!!! It took her a while, but she’s here now!! And she’s made her way onto the ring apron!!!
Dr. Bethany Blue(Off-Mic): Tag me in Terrence!!!
(Terry Chambers slowly gets up as he leaves a red handprint stained onto the canvas of the ring. Terry then stumbles his way over to Dr. Bethany Blue)
Terry Chambers(Off-Mic): Get the hell out of here! I don’t need you here!
Dr. Bethany Blue(Off-Mic): By the looks of it Terrence.. You do.
Terry Chambers(Off-Mic): I DON’T WANT YOU HERE!! I DON’T NEED YOU HERE!! After what you did to Alexis earlier tonight and before.. I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE!!! I’VE FOUGHT THIS MATCH BY MYSELF ALREADY.. I DON’T NEED YOU!!!! AND STOP CALLING ME TERRENCE!!!
Rich Russillo: Terry Chambers now turns back towards Limmy Monaghan. He reaches down and grabs him by the head. Terry then brings Limmy up to his feet before dipping his shoulder!!! FIREMAN’S CARRY!!! ARE WE ABOUT TO SEE A THIRD T-5!?!?!?! NO!!!! Limmy squirms his way off of the back of Terry Chambers and drops down onto one knee behind him! Terry Chambers turns around and grabs at his wound in pain for a brief moment!! Limmy stands up.. AND KICKS TERRY IN THE SHINS!!! Terry stumbles over and nearly falls to mat but manages to stay on his feet. Limmy quickly turns and runs to the side ropes! He bounces back towards the bent over Terry Chambers!!!
(TAG!)
James Peters: URAVITY!!!!!!! RUNNING METEORA FROM LIMMY MONAGHAN ONTO TERRY CHAMBERS!!! NO!!! TERRY CATCHES LIMMY IN MID-AIR!!! SAMOAN DROP!!!!! Terry goes for the pin!!!! But He’s not the legal person for his team!!! Dr. Bethany Blue tagged herself in right before that Samoan Drop counter by Terry Chambers!!! Terry gets up off of Limmy Monaghan as he sees what Dr. Bethany Blue did!! Terry now makes his way over to Dr. Bethany Blue as both Elitists collide heads with one another and make absolute eye contact in the center of the ring!! The tension between these two has escalated to an all time high as Terry and Bethany Blue stare into each other’s eyes. Terry’s blood begins to drip down the face of Dr. Bethany Blue as they haven’t separated from one another. Terry is also breathing heavily. He’s angered, frustrated, and exhausted all because of the woman standing in front of him!! Dr. Bethany Blue looks just as enraged as she already lost it earlier tonight!!
Persephone: But the referee gets a hold of Terry Chambers and is telling him to exit the ring. Terry looks at the referee angrily, but follows his orders and exits the ring as the referee guides him to his corner. Dr. Bethany Blue now turns around.. SUPERKICK BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!! NO!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE DUCKS HER HEAD UNDERNEATH THAT KICK!!! AND IT HITS THE REFEREE THAT WAS STANDING BEHIND HER!!!! THE REFEREE DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS OFF TO SIDE IN THE RING!!!
Rich Russillo: Limmy Monaghan looks down at the referee on the ground in shock! BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE IS BEHIND HIM AND SHOVES HIM FACE FIRST INTO HER TEAMS CORNER!!! Dr. Bethan Blue now grabs Limmy by the head and bashes it against that top turnbuckle!! AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!!! THE PADDING THAT THE REFEREE TRIED TO FIX EARLIER HAS BROKEN BACK OFF AS IT FALLS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! Dr. Bethany Blue then kicks the padding out of the ring as it lands on the ringside floor!!!
Dr. Bethany Blue(Off-Mic): Is this what they did to you Terrence?!?!?
Rich Russillo: AND DR. BETHANY BLUE BASHES LIMMY MONAGHAN’S HEAD UP AGAINST THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!!! AGAIN!!!! AND AGAIN!!!! AND AGAIN!!!!! AND AGAIN!!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN IS BUSTED OPEN AND DR. BETHANY BLUE IS CONTINUOUSLY SLAMMING HIS HEAD INTO THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!! And while she’s doing it, she isn’t taking her eyes off of Terry Chambers!!!!! AND SHE BASHES HIS FACE AGAINST THE STEEL ONCE MORE!!!!!
Persephone: Terry Chambers looks directly at Dr. Bethany Blue with a pissed off face as the blood drips from his face to his chest and down his body. He enters the ring and again he presses his head up against Bethany’s!!!
Terry Chambers(Off-Mic): No.. This is what they did to me..
James Peters: AND TERRY GRABS LIMMY MONAGHAN BY THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND BEGINS GRINDING HIS FACE AGAINST THAT EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!! HE’S GETTING BACK AT LIMMY FOR WHAT HE DID TO HIM EARLIER IN THE MATCH!!! AND HE’S DOING IT WITHOUT TAKING HIS EYES OFF OF Dr. Bethany Blue!!! Terry then releases Limmy Monaghan as Limmy turns around with his back against the turnbuckle. Limmy looks almost as messed up and bloody as Terry is now!!!
Terry Chambers(Off-Mic): :tyson:
Persephone: And now Terry Chambers exits the ring and stands in his teams corner. The referee is just now getting waking up. He sits up and sees both Terry Chambers and Dr. Bethany Blue right by each other. Behind them, he sees Limmy Monaghan drenched in blood. Dr. Bethany Blue grabs Limmy Monaghan and brings him to the center of the ring!!! She raises her hand in the air!!! SAY AHHHHHHH!!!! THE MANDIBLE CLAW BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN DROPS TO HIS KNEES THEN IS FORCED DOWN TO THE CANVAS BY DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!
Rich Russillo: AND MARK MACIAS RUNS INTO THE RING AND SHOVES DR. BETHANY BLUE OFF OF LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! Mark Macias now rolls out of the ring! Dr. Bethany Blue then rolls out of the ring too as Mark Macias tries to run away from her. He circles around the ring as she trails behind him!! BUT LOOK!! It’s TERRY CHAMBERS!! He walks in the opposite direction that Mark was Running and meets him at the side of the ring!! Mark quickly stops running as he ends up face to face with a pissed off Terry!!! Terry with a right hand!! No!!! Mark gets out of the way and slides into the ring!!!! AND ON THE OUTISDE, DR. BETHANY BLUE CUTS THE CORNER AND RUNS RIGHT INTO TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!
James Peters: The both of them make eye contact as the tension rises between them again!!! Br. Bethany Blue slides back into the ring!!! And the first thing we see is Limmy Monaghan crawling to his corner as he leaves a trail of blood stained on the canvas beneath him!! Mark Macias ran to his corner after entering the ring and he’s reaching his arm out!!! But Dr. Bethany Blue grabs Limmy Monaghan by the legs!!!
(TAG!)
Persephone: NOT IN TIME THOUGH AS MARK MAKES THE TAG!!! Mark Macias now charges at Dr. Bethany Blue!!! RUNNING BIG BOOT!!! It connects as Dr. Bethany Blue stumbles on her feet and drops down to her knees!! Mark Macias with a kick to the chest of Dr. Bethany Blue!! Another!! And Another kick that blasts Bethany in the chest!!! He steps back.. ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! THE MARK KICKS!!!!! NO!!! Dr. Bethany Blue ducks her head as Mark lands face first onto the canvas!!!! Dr. Bethany Blue gets up and grabs at Mark’s legs!!! FRACTURED!!!!!! SHE HAS HER ELEVATED BOSTON CRAB LOCKED IN!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: MARK MACIAS IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!! HE’S TRYING TO FIND HIS WAY OUT OF THIS MANEUVER!! BETHANY IS LEANING INTO THIS MOVE WITH ALL SHE’S GOT TRYING TO MAKE MACIAS SUBMIT!! MARK MACIAS WANTS TO TAP SO BAD!! I KNOW HE DOES!!!
James Peters: BUT LOOK!! Mark Macias is getting his forearms underneath him!!! He’s army crawling his way to the ropes!!! He’s almost there!!! He’s reaching!!! Fingertips away!!! BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE DRIVES HIS FACE INTO THE CANVAS BY LEANING INTO THE MOVE EVEN MORE!!!!!!
(TAG!)
Persephone: TERRY CHAMBERS JUST SHOVED DR. BETHANY BLUE IN THE BACK BY STRETCHING HIMSELF OUT FROM HIS CORNER!!! That’s considered a tag!!! Dr. Bethany Blue releases the legs of Mark Macias as she turns around and faces Chambers. Terry enters the ring as him and Bethany give each other a cold glare. Terry grabs Mark Macias and lifts him up to his feet. Terry now dips his shoulder and raises him up into a Fireman’s carry position!!! Terry turns towards Dr. Bethany Blue with the blood dripping down his face!! He looks her dead in the eyes!!! T-5 BY TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!
James Peters: NO!!!!!! Mark Macias squirms out of it and lands in front of Terry!! He kicks Terry in the stomach as Terry bends over!!! KNEE TO THE BLOODY FACE OF TERRY CHAMBER BY MARK MACIAS!!! IT POPS CHAMBERS UP!!! AND MARK MACIAS GOES FOR A.. A NECKBREAKER!!! THAT’S THE END SCENE!!!! MARK MACIAS GOES FOR THE PIN!!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE IS JUST STANDING THERE AND NOT EVEN ENTERING THE RING!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!!! CHAMBERS KICKS OUT!!!!!! Terry is a bloody mess in the center of the ring right now. He can barely see with all of the blood that has drip into his eyes. His face is stained red and he is exhausted. Mark Macias gets up and grabs Chambers by the head. He brings Chambers up to his feet!!! He gets behind Chambers!!! THE CREDITS ROLL!!!! SKULL CRUSHING FINALE!!!!!!!
Persephone: NO!!!! Terry fights out of the move and is able to drive his elbow into the chest and upper abdomen of Mark Macias!!! Another elbow shot by Terry Chambers!!! That one forces Mark Macias back as Mark clutches at his abdomen in pain!! Mark now charges at Chambers!!! BUT CHAMBERS DIPS HIS SHOULDER!!! SAMOAN DROP BY TERRY CHAMBERS ONTO MARK MACIAS!!!! IT CONNECTS!!! Terry slowly gets up to his feet as Mark pops up to his due to the amount of impact from that samoan drop!! Mark stands groggily in the ring as Terry gets behind him and turns him around!! Terry with a kick to the stomach of Mark!! He pulls him in and lifts him up in a powerbomb carry position!!! AND TERRY RUNS AND POWERBOMBS MARK MACIAS INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!!! MARK SCREAMS IN PAIN AND FALLS RIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!! TERRY LOOKING DIRECTLY AT DR. BETHANY BLUE WITH DAGGER EYES AS THE BLOOD CONTINUES TO DRIP DOWN HIS FACE!!!!
James Peters: AND DR. BETHANY BLUE SLAPS TERRY CHAMBERS ACROSS THE FACE!!!!!!
(TAG!)
Rich Russillo: Terry breathes in heavily then exits the ring as Dr. Bethany Blue enters!! Dr. Bethany Blue now reaches down and grabs Mark Macias!! She brings him up to his feet!!! She raises her right hand in the air!!! SAY AHHH!!!!!! MANDIBLE CLAW ONTO MARK MACIAS!!!!! NO!!!!!! MARK SLAPS THE DOCTORS HAND AWAY!!!!!
Persephone: BUT DR. BETHANY BLUE RESPONDS WITH A CODE BLUE!!!! HEART PUNCH BY DR. BETHANY BLUE CONNECTS AS MARK MACIAS INSTANTLY FALLS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!! WAIT!!! IT’S LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! HE ENTERS THE RING AND CHARGES AT DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!! BUT SHE CATCHES HIM WITH A KICK TO THE STOMACH!!!! SHE PULLS HIM IN AND LIFTS HIM UP!!!!!! SITOUT POWERBOMB BY DR. BETHANY BLUE AS SHE SLAMS LIMMY MONAGHAN ON TOP OF MARK MACIAS!!!!! LIMMY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, AS DR. BETHANY BLUE COVERS MARK FOR THE PIN!!!!!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi hits, as Dr. Bethany Blue gets up. Terry Chambers enters the ring as the referee raises both of their arms up. The two of them maintain a cold stare at the other.)
Bella Braxton: Here are your winners!!! The team of Dr. Bethany Blue and Terry Chambers!!!
Rich Russello: Wow!! What a match!! The amount of blood painted on the canvas of the ring will tell you that we just witnessed something insane!! The team of Bethany and Chambers didn’t see eye to eye and probably never will, but tonight they were able to pick up the victory in an very unorthodox tag team fashion.
James Peters: The Grand Athletes performed incredibly tonight, but nothing was overcoming the emotions brewing between Chambers and Doctor Blue!! I don’t know what is going to happen next between The Doc and the Chambers family, but I do know that this isn’t the last chapter of this heated rivalry!!!!
(Terry Chambers is seen walking backwards up the ramp as he is a bloody mess. The camera then focuses on Dr. Bethany Blue who has Terry’s blood stained on her face from the dripping blood that was pressed upon her forehead earlier in the match. The camera then does a split screen of the two Elitists. Both with anger and frustration in their eyes for the other. The camera then fades to black.)
(Commercial break for HP laptops because there is nothing better to write 39458239582342394 words on :wow:)
(Fighting Spirit fades back in and the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the ring. She is shown with a bright smile on her face but that is quickly covered up when security rushes in the ring to hand her a face mask to wear for safety. Bella puts it on reluctantly as she begins her introductions.)
Bella Braxton (muffled slightly by her face mask): I’ve been announcing all night without a mask! Ahem! The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL!
(A dark dreary silence emanates throughout the arena as nothing can be heard but the mournful howling of a distant wind.)
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
(“The Body of an American” by The Pogues hits as Gavin McArdle comes out to the stage clenching his teeth angrily. He is accompanied by his manager Damien O’Regan who is shown wearing a green suit to show off his Irish pride.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first from Monaghan, Ireland weighing in at 220 pounds being accompanied by the Irish legend Rocket O’Regan he is “Smackers” GAVIN MCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDLE!!!!
Persephone: I see. This match occurring now means I will not be seeing Rex for some time. This displeases me.
James Peters: Well you aren’t the only one displeased because this Gavin guy is pissed off all the time it seems.
Rich Russillo: Why would you need to be happy when you have the luck of the Irish James? Gavin is a hero in his home country and he is going to bring honor back to his people here tonight! Here in EAW they have been held down for too long and it is finally time for the Irish to rise again!
Persephone: In my opinion, it is time for Rex to rise again.
Damien O’Regan: Heh heh heh.
(Damien O’Regan lets out a demonic laugh as he reaches into the pocket of his green suit and pulls something out of it.)
James Peters: What the hell is that.
(Damien O’Regan makes a swift motion with his hand as the object extends revealing a switchblade!!!)
Rich Russillo: Oh. Nah that’s not allowed here.
James Peters: What are you saying Rich? This is Voltage! Damien O’Regan is gonna stab a bitch!
Persephone: As long as he doesn’t stab Rex I really don’t care.
(“A History of Bad Men” by The Melvins hits as a glowing golden light is shown rising across the arena.)
Bella Braxton: And the other challenger from The City of Champions Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania being accompanied by Hannah Marin and Jesse Barlow weighing in at 223 pounds… he is “The Lone Sol” COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLBY SOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!!!
(Colby Sol makes his way out to the ring being accompanied by Hannah Marin and Jesse Barlow.)
(Hannah Marin is shown making her way down to the ring carrying a blood stained chainsaw as Jesse Barlow follows behind her carrying a medieval morning star with six inch spikes.)
Rich Russillo: This seems illegal. This seems unsafe.
James Peters: Get ready Rich! Someone is gonna get killed in this match!!!
Persephone: *yawns* Just another day in Voltage. But does anyone really care if it’s not Rex? I sure don’t.
(Hannah Marin is shown laughing as she revs up the chainsaw in the ring.)
James Peters: Colby Sol is the rising sun of Voltage and he is going to shine his light down upon us all once he wins that gold!
Rich Russillo: I have a feeling that he doesn’t intend to play fair here tonight…
(“We Appreciate Power” by Grimes hits as the EAW Interwire Champion Consuela Rose Ava steps out onto the stage looking confident.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing last the champion… from Los Angeles, California weighing in at 120 pounds she is “The Soul of Voltage” CONSUELA RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROSE AVA!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Unlike her opponents Consuela Rose Ava makes her way down to the ring alone and carrying nothing but her EAW Interwire Championship.)
James Peters: I guess unlike her opponents Consuela plans to do this thing by the book! We stan an honorable queen!
Rich Russillo: You may stan but she may pay for it! Can Consuela really manage to overcome a fucking chainsaw! And look at Damien’s eyes. He really wants to stab a ho.
(Consuela Rose Ava raises up one finger and begins motioning for the referee to come near her.)
James Peters: What is Consuela doing…
(Consuela hands her championship to the referee and whispers something to him.)
Rich Russillo:
Persephone: She just blew in his ear! That fucking whore!
James Peters: Well I thought the most inappropriate thing we would see in this match would be the weapons but it looks like Consuela is weaponizing something else…
Referee: :heart_eyes: Anything for you Consuela! You were always the sexiest of your sisters as far as I’m concerned! Ever since I watched one of your matches I started drinking lemonade every day! I knew one day you would notice me!
Damien O’Regan: What is this shite?
(The referee is shown walking up to Bella Braxton and whispering something in her ear.)
Bella Braxton: The referee has demanded that this be a fair three way contest! That means that all outside interference is banned from ringside! Damien O’Regan, Hannah Marin, and Jesse Barlow. YOU’RE OUTTA HERE!!!
(Jesse and Hannah look insulted AF, while Damien is shown swiping at the referee with his switchblade before Gavin McArdle convinces him to leave the ring. He clearly came to the ring drunk tonight. All three people not involved in the match are shown complaining as they walk backstage with their dangerous weapons.)
(Consuela waves goodbye to them.)
James Peters: Well it looks like Consuela managed to overcome the dirty aspirations of her opponents! Colby Sol and Gavin McArdle do not look happy that their plans were foiled like this!!!
Rich Russillo: I just got word backstage that Voltage fans on social media are threatening to boycott the show after the referee’s actions. They are demanding that there be a dismemberment tonight or else they will no longer be providing their viewership.
James Peters: Well I guess they will have to wait a little longer because surprisingly it looks like we are about to get a pure and clean technical wrestling match the likes of which even Mark Michaels would approve of.
Persephone: Wow has this match actually not started or finished yet. Come the fuck on…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: We are underway and it looks like we are going to get a straight up showdown between these three great competitors. No shenanigans whatsoever! It is going to be a straight up fair fight between these three just like it should be! The champion Consuela Rose Ava facing off against Gavin McArde and Colby Sol… and thinks look to be hitting the fire right from the start! Gavin immediately tosses Colby right into Consuela sending her flying out of the ring and landing face first on the outside! Gavin immediately rolls Colby up from behind with the quickness!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Colby Sol barely kicked out! Imagine how embarrassing it would have been if he lost that early!
Persephone: It’s still embarrassing to take a near fall like they moments after the start of the biggest opportunity of his career. He should feel bad about himself after that.
Rich Russillo: Nah. He shouldn’t let it get to him is what he should do! And it looks like he is doing exactly that as Colby Sol is right back up and exchanging right hands with Gavin McArdle! Now they are exchanging left hands! Are they left handed? Are they right handed? We will let the viewers decide. However, it looks like Gavin is gaining the advantage in this brawl! Gavin McArdle is unleashing a Gavin McAsskicking on Colby Sol here tonight! Hammering hard right hands down on his opponent! A hard stomp from Gavin who places his boot down firmly onto the chest of Colby in the middle of the ring before running back off the ropes. He charges in… Running Splash connects! The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Quick kick out at one by Colby Sol! Gavin quickly grabs his opponent before he can get back up. He hooks the arm as he looks to go for a Suple-
Persephone: But Colby quickly reverses it into a Small Package! YES LET’S GET THIS SHIT OVER WITH!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Rich Russillo: Kickout by Gavin McArdle! This time it was Colby Sol almost stealing one! Wait look out!!!
James Peters: Consuela Rose Ava off the top rope!!! She comes crashing down with a Flying Elbow Drop landing on both her opponents in the middle of the ring! Colby Sol coughing and wheezing as he rolls towards the corner to get a breather. Consuela starts to go after him but then decides to turn around and focus her attention on Gavin instead. Consuela plants her boot hard in the gut of Gavin McArdle who yells out in pain. Consuela shoves the boot deeper as she begins to attempt to crush his internal organs by using as much force as possible. She lifts her boot as she looks ready to drive it back down. STOMP! Gavin yells out in pain as Consuela seems to have found a particular spot in which to drive that boot down on to inflict the most possible pain. Bah gawd what precision! She lifts her boot up again!!!
Persephone: But Gavin catches her foot! He drags her down to the ground spinning her around! Consuela loses her balances pirouetting towards the ground and landing hard on her back. Both competitors rise back up to their feet as Gavin charges in! But Consuela ducks under his arm… looks like a Clothesline attempt… and she bounces off the ropes!!! Hurricanrana!!! No! Gavin counters in midair holding onto her leg turning it into a pinfall!!! PLEASE GOD LET THIS MATCH END!! BRING OUT SEXY REXY!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: But here comes Colby Sol to break up the three count! Colby grabs Gavin McArdle and throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckle! He then turns towards Consuela… looks like he intends to do the same to her! But Consuela is struggling… so he drops her throat first on the top rope instead! Consuela gagging and coughing as suddenly Colby has taken control of this match. Consuela rolls out of the ring trying to get away as Colby stomps at her hair trying to stop her. But she struggles to get out maybe losing a few strands of hair in the process. But that is no big payment in order to retain the EAW Interwire Championship!!! Gavin now rolling out on the outside as well as he looks to stop Consuela from escaping. Gavin comes charging around the corner and takes her out with a Clothesline! NO! She ducked it! Now she is lighting up Gavin with hard shots to the face! WAIT LOOK OUT!
James Peters: COLBY SOL OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A FLYING PRESS!!! COLBY COMES CRASHING DOWN ON BOTH CONSUELA ROSE AVA AND GAVIN MCARDLE!!! ALL THREE MEN ARE DOWN!!!
Persephone: Did you just say three men? I wish it was three men and we replaced Consuela with Rex! Then I might actually be paying attention to this garbage!
James Peters: My bad I meant three competitors all laid out on the outside of the ring! Who will get back up first! The referee is counting!!!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! Oh wait it’s a Triple Threat Match my bad.
Persephone: Fuck outta here Ref. Rex > Ref
Rich Russillo: There is obviously no disqualifications or countouts in a Triple Threat Match so we will have to wait to see who gets back up and ready to fight first. It looks like Colby Sol is stirring on the outside as he grabs Gavin and kicks him hard in the gut. He hooks the arm lifting him up for a Suplex… but Gavin reverses it! Colby lands back first on the barricade between the ring and the empty crowd! Damn that has to hurt the spine! Colby rolls over onto his stomach on the barricade as Gavin quickly climbs up to the ring apron. Gavin just showing off now! Gavin leaps!!! Diving Knee Drop from the ring apron lands atop the back of Colby’s neck!
James Peters: That appears to be quite painful indeed. Gavin punches Colby hard in the face before tossing him back into the ring. He rolls for a quick cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: KICKOUT! UNFORTUNATELY! Come on ref count faster and end this shitshow!
Rich Russillo: Gavin McArdle now climbing to the top rope! FROG SPLASH! This is a move he only uses very rarely! Will it connect?!?!?
James Peters: COLBY SOL GETS HIS KNEES UP JUST IN TIME! GAVIN CRASHES DOWN RIGHT ON THEM! I THINK I JUST HEARD A RIB CRACK! Now Colby is going in! Colby with hard kicks to the side of Gavin’s ribs keeping the man grounded! Kick and kick and kick! Kick again! More kicks! Colby getting real fired up out here with this kick party!
Persephone: The only party I would ever attend is a Rex party. We would have so much hardcore Rex it would be insane. :ahh:
Rich Russillo: Wait Consuela now back in the ring as she springboards over the top rope!!! No! Colby Sol ducks out of it as Consuela rolls back up to her feet! Consuela off the ropes… but Colby catches her and twists her around into a devastating Backbreaker! The cover by Colby!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Kickout by Consuela! Colby reaches down as he grabs Consuela’s hair with a fierce look on his face. He yanks hard on it. Pulling her back up to her feet using only her hair. He pulls her backwards into his arms cradling her as he lets go of her hair and begins swinging her back and forth. Colby suddenly lifts Consuela… and drops her back on the back of her head with a Back Drop! Consuela’s head and upper back bouncing painfully off the mat. Colby quickly slips down into another cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Quick kickout by Consuela! Colby Sol looks pissed off he only got a one count as he immediately rises back to his feet! Consuela sitting up but Colby drives his boot hard into her back repeatedly! Colby with a desperate style here tonight as he picks up the intensity trying to destroy Consuela’s ability to walk! Colby with a disgusted look on his face as he spits on Consuela before going in for further kicks on his opponent. He rubs his boot on the face of Consuela before grabbing and pulling on her hair yet again dragging her back up to her feet! Consuela may be losing all her hair tonight as we watch live!!!
Persephone: Imagine actually wanting to watch this match :joy:
James Peters: T-Bone Suplex by Colby Sol connects onto Consuela tossing her across the ring! But here comes Gavin back into the ring! Gavin McArdle with hard chops to the chest of Colby knocking him back against the ropes! Colby whips his opponent across the ring… Gavin comes back… Colby with a Leg Sweep taking him down! He hooks the legs of his opponent… SOL 2 KEEP ANKLE LOCK HAS BEEN APPLIED! A devastating hold here now as it looks like Gavin has nowhere to go! Gavin screaming in pain as Colby just wraps his body around the leg in order to keep him grounded in the center of the ring! Gavin has nowhere to go and he must tap! Colby yelling for him to tap as the referee keeps asking him if he will!!!
Rich Russillo: But Consuela out of nowhere! A Hip Thrust from Consuela to the grounded Colby Sol breaks up the hold! Consuela pulls up Colby as she slaps him hard across the face! Consuela from behind… Suplex!!! NO! Colby Sol reverses the Suplex in midair into a Hurricanrana sending Consuela flying! But Consuela lands on her feet! Consuela with a Superkick! Colby goes staggering back! Consuela turns him around and kicks him hard in the gut lifting him up over her head! But Colby falls back over her head! But Consuela holds on to her leg! Consuela stretching Colby back to back over her shoulders as Colby is trapped in some demonic looking hold! Consuela with a smile on her face… She leaps backwards!!! Colby planted face first onto the mat from that devastating maneuver! Consuela going for the cover! The champ is going to retain!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
James Peters: Somehow Colby Sol is able to stay alive in this match!!!
(Persephone is shown returning to the commentary table carrying a bucket of popcorn.)
Persephone: My bad. I had to take a piss break. Is Rex here yet?
Rich Russillo: No… the Interwire Title Match is still on… Did you just leave ringside?
Persephone: Oh god this match is still going.
James Peters: Indeed it is much to the dismay of the Interwire Champion herself who thought she had the match won right there. Consuela pulls Colby back up but Gavin now in the mix as he throws a punch to Consuela and Gavin! All three of them throwing punches around at each other in a standoff here! All three competitors fighting for that gold here tonight! They will not stop fighting until their opponent puts them down! They will climb that ladder to success even if it means taking more punishment than the average person could ever hope to withstand! Consuela looking pissed off as she talks some smack into Gavin’s face.
Consuela Rose Ava: Oh you think you a big shot now? You think you can hang?
Rich Russillo: A hard slap from Consuela Rose Ava across the face of Gavin McArdle.
Consuela Rose Ava: You want some of this? This is my championship. This is my house!
James Peters: Consuela Rose Ava shoves Gavin’s face back as Colby Sol just backs away smiling watching the confrontation. Gavin looking pissed off now as he has veins bulging out his head. He shoves Consuela back and pounds his chest showing her that he won’t back down even if she is the champion. Consuela laughs but Gavin shoves her back! Consuela hits the ropes and bounces back… Crossbody! No! Gavin dodges as Consuela crashes and burns on the mat! But Consuela held on to Gavin’s arm as she fell past him! Consuela wrenches the arm back as she drags Gavin down into an armbar! Consuela wrapping them long luscious legs around the arm of Gavin!
Persephone: Damn just imagine feeling the hairs on Rex’s legs. :lick:
Rich Russillo: I’m pretty sure I don’t want to imagine anything like that. I guess Colby doesn’t want to imagine it either as he quickly breaks up the hold with a Running Knee Strike kicking Consuela’s head off! LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTE!!! Colby stealing Consuela’s finishing move!!! He goes in for the quick cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: Gavin just barely breaks it up in time! That may have been the end of Consuela’s reign right then and there if Gavin had not interfered!!!
Persephone: What the hell Gavin? Why would you prevent the match from ending? Even if you don’t win the match just by ending it I feel like we would all be winners.
Rich Russillo: Gavin back up… but he walks right into a Step Up Enzuigiri out of nowhere!!! Colby Sol taking him out! Gavin has been dropped! Colby now looking across the ring as Consuela is slowly rising back up to her feet… and he drops her with a Step Up Enzuigiri as well! Colby Sol is having his time in the sun here tonight! But Gavin now rising up as he smirks at Colby! He isn’t going down without a fight! This is a triple threat match and it is every man or woman for themselves! It is all about the Interwire Championship!!!
Persephone: Interwire? More like intermission amirite? *eats popcorn*
James Peters: Colby moving in on Gavin! But Consuela is also rising! All three with that will to win!!! Consuela slaps Colby! Consuela slaps Gavin! Colby and Gavin immediately drop the champ with a Double Team Clothesline! So much for every man for themselves! Colby and Gavin now working together as they stop away at Consuela! Two men working together to beat on a woman is the true meaning of brotherly love! Consuela getting her shit rocked now as Colby picks her up and Gavin quickly rakes her across the eyes! What a dirty move! Colby looks like he doesn’t approve but doesn’t really care that much as he realizes that this is war and they must do unspeakable things to each other if they want to survive. Colby with a picture perfect Dropkick taking down Consuela! Gavin now lurking and waiting for Consuela to get back up… he charges in… CLAYMORE KICK CONNECTS!!! The cover!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: But Colby Sol breaks it up! See what was the point of working together if it just breaks up that fast! A devastating Claymore Kick there by Gavin McArdle however. Shades of Raven Roberts!!!
Persephone: Who cares about Raven? Rex is mine and he can be married all he wants but nothing will ever change that! I would homewreck for you Sexy Rexy!
(Rich Russillo applies duct tape over the mouth of Persephone even though it hurts him to do so because he loves her.)
James Peters: Thanks man. Silencing our female commentator from speaking is the true meaning of brotherly love. Both Colby and Gavin now arguing as they take turns stomping down hard on Consuela’s face.
Gavin McArdle: Uwot m8? I stomped the bloody shite out this bitch’s gabber m8.
Colby Sol: Prepare yourself for the Right Hand of Virtue!!!
Rich Russillo: A Superman Punch from Colby Sol connects right into the jaw of Gavin McArdle! DOWN GOES GAVIN! DOWN GOES GAVIN! Colby mounts Gavin on the mat as he begins to bash his brains in by slamming the back of his head into the mat! But Gavin reverses it flipping both of them over and slamming Colby’s head into the mat! Gavin now with a series of hard forearm strikes to the face of Colby Sol! Gavin looking enraged as he drags Colby back up to his feet and connects with a series of hard right hands before whipping him across the ring… Big Knee Strike connects on the return! Gavin rolls out to the outside… Springboard Splash connects and the cover immediately by Gavin!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRR-
James Peters: Gavin really rolling now as tonight has been a breakout night for him. He wrenches the arm of Colby Sol as he pulls him into the corner. But Colby reverses it grabbing onto the arm of Gavin and running up the ropes! He twists the arm around and leaps off!!! Hurricanrana connects!!! Gavin quickly back up but Colby kicks him in the stomach… Snap Suplex!!! Gavin back up a-
Rich Russillo: DIRTY BOXING CONNECTS! THE HEADBUTT FROM OUT OF NOWHERE BASHING GAVIN MCARDLE RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! BLOOD GOES FLYING SPLATTERING INTO THE CAMERA AS COLBY FALLS INTO THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone: *muffled screaming due to the kickout and continuation of the match*
James Peters: Kickout at the last minute by Gavin McArdle! Colby Sol cannot believe it! But wait!!! Here comes Consuela from the top rope!!! FLYING CROSSBODY CONNECTS!!! BUT COLBY REVERSES IT AND TOSSES CONSUELA BACK ACROSS THE RING! BUT CONSUELA LANDS ON HER FEET!!! CONSUELA GOES IN… LA RODILLA DE LA MUERTE CONNECTS ON COLBY SOL!!! THE COVER BY CONSUELA!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Persephone:
Rich Russillo: As indicated by Persephone’s distress this match is not yet over!!! The kickout by Colby Sol!!! But here comes Gavin McArdle!!! A Running Knee Strike to the face of Consuela as he grabs Colby Sol and pulls him up… IRELAND’S CALL!!! THE GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: NO! CONSUELA FROM BEHIND PULLS GAVIN OFF COLBY!!! CONSUELA LOCKS IN THE BLACK ROSE SPECTER!!! CONSUELA WITH THOSE THORNS!!! BUT IT IS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH! NO DQ!!! GAVIN SCREAMING IN PAIN AS CONSUELA IS STABBING HIM RIGHT THRU THE SKIN!!! GAVIN’S NOSE ALREADY BUSTED OPEN FROM THAT HEADBUTT EARLIER! NOW CONSUELA MAKING HIM BLEED FROM PLACES I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW YOU COULD BLEED FROM!!!
Rich Russillo: GAVIN MCARDLE TAPS OUT!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… and STILL the EAW Interwire Champion… CONSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUELA ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
(“We Appreciate Power” by Grimes hits as the referee awards the EAW Interwire Championship to a smiling Consuela Rose Ava.)
Rich Russillo: She did it! Consuela retains against all odds!!!
James Peters: Well her opponents tried to work together briefly but obviously that couldn’t last. Consuela came close to losing on several occasions but when she saw the moment to strike and end things she took it and it paid off!!!
Persephone: I’m just glad it’s finally over. I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD END! NOW IT’S REX TIME!
Rich Russillo: We apologize for the viewers at home for this bitch complaining all night long about this match as well as the competitors involved for disrespecting their efforts this week.
Persephone: Fuck that. They should apologize to me! I’m being oppressed!
James Peters: I’m sure you are precious.
Persephone: Is there a need that I call the General Manager?
Rich Russillo:
James Peters: OK moving on. Congratulations to Consuela Rose Ava on her impressive defense here tonight but also shoutout to her challengers who all came so close to winning. Gavin McArdle wasn’t taken seriously by many coming into this but he proved that he has what it takes to be a true goat right here on Voltage!
Rich Russillo: I’m just glad we got to settle things fairly without outside interference. If the referee hadn’t ejected everyone at the start of this match who knows how things might have gone!!!
(Consuela Rose Ava is shown shaking hands with Colby Sol out of respect as Gavin McArdle angrily storms out of the ring.)
Gavin McArdle: Dumbass bitch always getting in my way. She’s lucky that I don’t slap the shit out of her.
Persephone: You tell her Gavin. She is lucky that she is still standing after how long it took for her to win this basura match.
James Peters:
(The camera cuts to footage of The Dark Side of the EAW Hall of Fame documentary featuring the many Hall of Fame members who had been removed from the Hall over the years. The commercial ends with Jacob Senn in a lucha mask attempting to assault the camera crew for “exposing” him.)
(The camera returns to the backstage area as The Specialists Champion, Sarah Price is seen warming up for her match tonight against The Unique Ones as she’s tagged with Drake King. She stops what she’s doing as she looks up with a bright smile at who she sees completely overjoyed as Sierra Bradford steps into frame. They hug one another as clearly they’re happy to see each other)
Sarah Price: I’m very glad to see you’re doing good Sierra. But hey, aren’t you supposed to be on crutches at the moment because of what happened?
Sierra Bradford: Well yeah, but I’ll be fine of course. At the moment it’s only the walking boot so I suppose I’m just one step closer to recovery to say the very least, I’m happy about that.
Sarah Price: And I couldn’t want anything more. Can I just say how excited I am to be able to be competing at Fighting Spirit? Even if, sure I can admit that Drake and I won’t work the best together, it’s just exciting to go out there. But hey let me tell you something, Sierra I want you to be apart of the Specialist Scramble.
(Sierra’s eyes widen for a moment. She’s clearly a bit hesitant about it as she shakes her head for a moment)
Sierra Bradford: No, I can’t.
Sarah Price: Why?
Sierra Bradford: I just, don’t want to contend for **your** championship y’know? The title you worked so hard for, I don’t want to be the one to have a chance at least to take it away from you, what would that show of me? It’s just something that no matter what it would seem to be, it just wouldn’t sit well for me. It’s not like Grand Rampage or anything like that, it’s much different.
Sarah Price: Sierra, you know I care and think the absolute world for you, you’re my best friend what else can I say other than that? One thing I’d want to do more than anything else is to share the ring with you come Pain For Pride. Besides, didn’t I already say that I wanted to give you a title shot anyway? What’s stopping you?
Sierra Bradford: Well I will say the Specialist Scramble looks very promising. If I do enter the match, the people that are going to come for me all in hopes of the title are going to absolutely put their best foot forward in order to do so.
Sarah Price: The Specialists Scramble is shaping up to be an amazing match. Constance Blevins, you and now even Kasey Kaos. I am sure they are going to push me to my limits. You know me though, overcoming the odds is my speciality. It won’t be much different from what is going to happen tonight when I take on Komatsu Ogawa and Shawn Sturgis in a Handicap match….
Sierra Bradford: Sigh.
Sarah Price: What!
Sierra Bradford: Drake is doing his best, alright? Give him a chance, that’s all I ask. I know you always want to do things your way and, in a sense, I guess I should respect your determination. I can assure you he is trying to change for the better. This is not an easy situation for the three of us. I think we should try to work this out and let bygones be bygones.
Sarah Price: How about no. Just because he doesn’t swear, that doesn’t mean I have to be associated with him. He stepped in so he can live his “Knight in shiny armor” fantasy, but that doesn’t mean I have to follow through with his fantasy especially considering the fact that I’ve never asked for his help. Besides, you shouldn’t be talking.
Sierra Bradford: Excuse me?
Sarah Price: I mean… come on, Sierra. You are biased. You are his Girlfriend. Of course you are always going to stand by his side and act as if he is the victim of the circumstances. The truth is I don’t want to give him the benefit of the doubt. I have been in the ring with him, I know what he is capable of and I don’t want to take chances. This is my fight and I will carry it on my shoulders.
Sierra Bradford: I almost forgot how incredibly childish you can be when you want things your way, but you know what? Fine. I won’t insist. I just want you to give him a chance to make things right, that’s all I ask. Why does everyone act as if he is Satan personified when he is actually a good guy?
Sarah Price: Who is the one acting childish here, Sierra? Is it me or is it you?
Sierra Bradford: Still you.
Sarah Price: Look. I have an idea. Instead of playing the White Knight fantasy, why doesn’t Drake play the Cheerleader fantasy tonight? All he needs to do is to show up at ringside, wear my T-shirt and cheer for me. Sounds cool right?
(Sierra Bradford rolls her eyes.)
Sarah Price: I have to admit the things he said to me this week kinda made me change my mind. I can now sorta see that bright side you mentioned, but that’s not the point here tonight. The Unique Ones challenged me to a Handicap Match and a Handicap Match is what they are going to get. It’s as simple as that.
Sierra Bradford: Alright, fine. I give up. I wish you the best of luck out there. Knowing that Drake will be around makes me less worried about you, regardless of whether you two are going to be working together or not. I am sure he is going to have your back and he won’t let those two hurt you. He made me a promise.
Sarah Price: Thank you. I’m glad you are back. It hasn’t been easy without you, I really missed you. Now everything is back as it should be. You are my best friend and I trust you with my life.
(Sarah Price hugs Sierra as the camera cuts back to ringside.)
( “Four Rusted Horses” by Marilyn Monroe echoes throughout the venue and prompts for Komatsu Ogawa and Shawn Sturgis to appear on the entranceway. Seeming more confident and self-assured than ever, “The Unique Ones” briefly take a pause on the stage before confidently striding down the ring. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! With a combined weight of 441 pounds. They are the team of SHAWN STURGIS AND KOMATSU OGAWA… THE UUUUNIIIIQUUUUUEEEEEE ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
James Peters: “The Unique Ones” have made it known that they’re a looming threat over the flourishing Elite Answers Wrestling tag team division and they’re set to establish their dominance in the squared circle in one of the sweetest opportunities yet. Tonight, at Fighting Spirit, Ogawa and Sturgis get an opportunity to verify the prosperous state of their tag team against two of the most talented champions of this fine promotion.
Persephone: You know, I didn’t get enough sleep last night and even coffee isn’t helping me stay energized for this one-star snooze fest. It’s been too long since I’ve been with my husband and I’m somewhat scared for how he’ll fare in that hardcore ironman match, but at the same time, I’m not worried because I know Rexy Daddy is going to do just fine :).
Persephone: But hey, look it’s the goth fuckface and PAKA. The fuck are these two going to do tonight? Ooh, are we going to get a mashup performance of Evanescence and TWICE?
James Peters: What do K-POP and Evanescence have to do with these two? Ogawa isn’t even Korean.
Persephone: I mean, just look at them. These losers look like they’re straight out of the virgin-filled comic conventions. They couldn’t even get through the talentless Wack Ripley and Shitlie Marr, so what makes you think that they’re even going to stand a chance against the rock bottom of the reigning hall of champions?
Rich Russillo: Shawn Sturgis and Komatsu Ogawa have proven time and time again that they’re not a force to be reckoned with and that will be put to test against Price and King. I must say, these two are a package. They’re not as experienced as other duos, but they can get the job done efficiently.
Persephone: Good joke. That was funny.
Rich Russillo: Speaking of packages… It needs a little trimming and washing, but how about you take a look at my package later tonight?
Persephone: ????
( Persephone slowly distances her chair away from Rich Russillo, who possesses a seductive smirk as “Land Of The Innocent” by Feathers blasts through the speakers. Sarah Price strolls onto the stage with the EAW Specialist Championship fastened around her waist. She detaches it and raises it in the air while walking down the ramp with one-hundred-and-one concentration. )
Bella Braxton: AND THEIR OPPONENTS! FIRST! From London, England, weighing in at 121 pounds.. SHE IS THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… “THE GUARDIAN ANGEL”, SAAARRRRRAHHHHHHHHH PRRRIIICCCCEEEEEE!!!!
Persephone: I’m not even going to address what you just said, Russillo… First, is it just me, or is it now starting to smell fishy around here? I suppose the SLUT HAS ARRIVED.
Rich Russillo: You literally have no proof that Sarah Price is a slut.
Persephone: You sure? She smells like one of those rotten Wuhan bat-markets.
Rich Russillo: Well, Sarah Price and Drake King have built an unsteady relationship in the past few months and I’m certain Sarah Price wants nothing to do with “The Paragon”. However, she has to fulfill two duties in this match. One is upholding her eminence as EAW Specialist Championship and the other is defending the honour of her recently fallen comrade, Sierra Bradford.
James Peters: The reigning EAW Specialists Champion is going guns-blazing into tag team warfare without her usual comrade and in her place, it is our EAW World Heavyweight Champion. It is an individual that she once opposed and now, she must share the same corner of the ring with that man, and keep in mind, her match that had Drake on the opposition resulted in the unfortunate injury of Sierra Bradford.
( “This Is Your Life” by The Dust Brothers & Tyler Durden as Drake King, accompanied with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship belt on his shoulders, emerges from the guerilla position. With a glorified smirk planted on his face, he confidently walks down the ramp and through the ropes into the ring. )
Bella Braxton: AND HER TAG TEAM PARTNER! From Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 220 pounds… HE IS THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.. “THE PARAGON”, DRRRRAAAAAAKKEEEEE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
Persephone: Is it just me or does Sierra Bradford look manlier now? Did she change genders recently?
Rich Russillo: That’s Drake King…
Persephone: OH!! That’s who my Rexy Sexy single-handedly dethroned to win the EAW Unified Tag Team Championships right? Oh man, this is going to be a horrible match…
James Peters: A horrible match? Nah. Controversy may have been swirling around the presence of Drake King with how mad the world is at “The Paragon”, but no matter if you love him or hate him, every single time Drake King steps into the squared circle, he has proven to be the MVP of this esteemed sport. There’s a reason why he sits at the top of the mountain with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship and one of them is how consistently un-horrible his matches are.
Rich Russillo: It’ll be interesting to see how this decorated duo of Sarah Price and Drake King will be proven compatible as these two have yet to establish a barely healthy relationship with one another. These two understand what’s on the line here and I’m sure they’ll comply with each other while also maintaining their true pride.
( DING! DING! DING! )
James Peters: This tag team match is now officially underway as Sarah Price and Shawn Sturgis start this match for their respective teams. Both of these individuals have a similar style in the squared circle, so it’ll be interesting how they’ll do against each other. They initiate in a collar-and-elbow tie-up and Shawn Sturgis is quick to implement his minor strength differential and corners Price. Sarah Price quickly shifts her body and forces Sturgis against the ropes. She immediately relinquishes the grip and backs away to the discretion of the referee.
Rich Russillo: The EAW Specialists Champion showing respect early into this match. Sturgis and Sarah circle the squared circle before engaging in a second collar-and-elbow tie-up. Sturgis quickly wrestles Price with a standing switch into a waist lock. Price manages to twist and take Sturgis down into a grounded headlock.
Persephone: Gothman fastly cinches leg scissors around her head, but Price maneuvers around and smoothly escapes out of the leg scissors with a headspring evasion. The slut showing how partially talented she is before she rebounds off the ropes. Sturgis shoots up into the air for a leapfrog, BUT THE SLUT LEAPS UP AND INTERCEPTS THE TELEGRAPHED LEAPFROG WITH A DROPKICK!!!
James Peters: Shawn Sturgis goes rolling into the other side of the ring, shocked and astonished by the impeccable timing of “The Guardian Angel”. Price with a smirk on her face as she runs off the ropes! STURGIS LEANS DOWN AND PRICE VAULTS OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! STURGIS TURNS AROUND AND ADVANCES FOR A LARIAT, PRICE EVADES WITH A SOMERSAULT, BACKFLIPS AND SNATCHES STURGIS HEAD WITH A LEG SCISSORS, AND GROUNDS HIM WITH A HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!
Rich Russillo: PRICE IMMEDIATELY RISES UP TO HER FEET, FLOTS OVER STURGIS’ SHOULDERS, AND FLATTENS HIM WITH A FLOAT-OVER NECKBREAKER!! SIDEPRESS COVER!!
ONE!!!!
T-
Persephone: DAMNIT!! How many times does Shawn Sturgis have to kick out? This match has gone for too long!!
James Peters: This match just started?
Rich Russillo: LOOK AT THE SIDE OF OUR MONITORS!! PRICE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND LEAPS FORWARD TO A SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE! Sturgis somersaults beneath her and forces her to roll into the canvas. HE RUSHES INTO PRICE, BRINGS HER DOWN ONTO HER BACK WITH A WHEELBARROW, AND JUMPS UP FOR A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!! PRICE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND ROLLS STURGIS UP! SCHOOL GIRL COVER!!
ONE!!
T-
James Peters: STURGIS POWERS OUT!! BOTH ELITISTS SIMULTANEOUSLY EMERGE TO THEIR FEET!! SHAWN STURGIS LIGHTS UP THE CHAMPION WITH A TRIFECTA OF OPEN-HANDED CHOPS BEFORE HE STUNS PRICH WITH A SPINNING SOLE KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! Price is staggered while Sturgis spins around for a YAKUZA KICK!!
Persephone: THE SLUT STEPS OUT OF THE WAY AND GOES FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! STURGIS DODGES THAT AND SHE INSISTS FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK, BUT STURGIS EVADES THE KICK YET AGAIN!! SHE TURNS AROUND AND GETS CLOCKED WITH A DEVASTATING FOREARM SMASH!!
Rich Russillo: THE CHAMPION IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS STURGIS SNATCHES HER WRIST AND PULLS HER IN!! SHE LIFTS UP PRICE WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! WHAT TH- PRICE USES THE ROPES TO HANDSPRING OFF OF AND PROPEL STURGIS TOWARDS THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING WITH A PERFECTLY-EXECUTED ARM DRAG!!
James Peters: What a creative way to evade the impact of the patented belly-to-belly suplex as Sturgis is down! “The Fresh Prince Of Mid-Air” is catching his breath on the apron, but not for long as PRICE RUNS THE ROPES AND SOARS OVER HIS SHOULDERS!!! HE ATTEMPTS TO PLANT HIM WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB OFF THE APRON AND ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR, BUT STURGIS HOLDS ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPES FOR HIS LIFE!!
Persephone: PRICE IS TRYING AND TRYING TO DETACH HIM OFF THE ROPES, BUT NO MATTER WHAT SHE ATTEMPTS, IT IS TO NO AVAIL. She eventually relinquishes the grip and quickly grabs Sturgis’s head from beneath and pulls it down. UH-OH!!! STURGIS’ HEAD IS TRAPPED UPSIDE DOWN AS PRICE ADVANCES FOR A SUPERKICK!
Komatsu Ogawa (off-mic): HEY!!
Rich Russillo: Komatsu Ogawa, the other half of “The Unique Ones” catches the attention of the EAW Specialist Champion and IT OPENS UP THE WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY FOR STURGIS TO SPIN OFF THE APRON, GRAB HER HEAD, AND SPIKE SARAH PRICE ONTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR WITH A TORNADO DDT!! OGAWA’S BRIEF DIVERSION PAYS DIVIDEND FOR “THE UNIQUE ONES’ AS WITHIN A BLINK OF AN EYE, STURGIS WAS ABLE TO CHANGE THE COMPLEXION OF THIS TAG TEAM BOUT!
James Peters: That is the brilliant teamwork we’ll see from “The Fresh Prince of Mid-Air” and “Serpent King” that Drake King and Sarah Price lacks. “The Unique Ones” definitely are ahead of the curve with their chemistry as Sturgis has inserted Price back into the ring. Price is staggered while STURGIS LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! AND FLATTENS THE CHAMPION ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A TWISTING CROSSBODY!! COVER!!
ONE……..
TW-
Persephone: KICK-OUT! I’m surprised that he didn’t put away Sarah Price for the victory! Male Sierra Bradford is extending her hand forward for a tag, but Price is not even close to her! Price is in distress as Sturgis places a nasty stomp onto her back before high-fiving Komatsu Ogawa!
**TAG!!!!**
Rich Russillo: “The Serpent King” is now in the fold while Sturgis drives Price’s midsection to his knee with a gutbuster and stretches her out on his knee while OGAWA SOARS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND CRUSHES PRICE WITH A ELBOW DROP ONTO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!! ELBOW DROP AND GUTBUSTER COMBINATION AS OGAWA QUICKLY ROLLS HER OVER FOR THE COVER!!
ONE…….
TWO-
James Peters: SARAH PRICE KICKS-OUT!! “The Unique Ones” are gonna have to do more than what they just did to put away this championship duo. Ogawa riddles the champion with various strikes to the body before he reclines Price and Irish whips her into the opposite side of the ring. Price rebounds off the ropes but GETS DECKED WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER TACKLE!! Ogawa flattens Sarah Price before picking her back up and GROUNDING HER WITH A REVERSE JUDO TAKEDOWN!! PRICE LANDS ON HER KNEES AND OGAWA IMMEDIATELY SNATCHES HER HEAD AND CRUSHES HER WITH A SPIKE DDT!! COVER!!
ONE….
TWO……
Rich Russillo: PRICE HOISTS HER SHOULDER UP AT TWO!! Ogawa continues to unveil a variety of strikes onto Price before pulling her up onto her feet and hoisting her up in the air! Price escaped over his shoulders as he tried an old-fashioned scoop slam. Ogawa turns around just as Price runs past him. SHE REBOUNDS AND JUMPS UP FOR A HURRICANRANA!! NO!! OGAWA HOLDS ONTO HER AND PLANTS HER WITH A FOLDING POWERBOMB!!! STANDING PIN!!
ONE…
TWO……
James Peters: OGAWA TRANSITIONS THE PIN INTO AN ELEVATED BOSTON CRAB!! WHAT A SMOOTH TRANSITION AS OGAWA SITS IN ON THE BACK OF THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!! PRICE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS DRAKE KING LOOKS AT HER NERVOUSLY!! PRICE COULD TAP OUT EARLY IN THIS MATCH AS OGAWA HAS THAT ELEVATED BOSTON CRAB REALLY CINCHED IN!!
Persephone: YES!! TAP!! PLEASE!!
Rich Russillo: Sarah Price has built a career of proving people like you Persephone as she scratches and claws her way through the canvas towards the ropes. Ogawa tries his best to strengthen the hold, but it is to no avail as Price continues to dig her nails into the canvas! SHE SWINGS HER ARM AND GETS HER LEFT ARM ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE!!
Persephone: SHE TAPS OUT!!
James Peters: Persephone, Sarah Price literally has her hand on the bottom rope. Why is your monitor turned off? What match are you watching right now?
Persephone: Oh, I am putting together this Rex McAllister fancam. Wanna see?
James Peters: No.
Rich Russillo: Sure. :mjlit:
Persephone: No, not you. You can fuck off.
Rich Russillo: :mjcry:
James Peters: Komatsu Ogawa refused to let go for a couple of seconds, but he let go before he could’ve been disqualified as he now pulls Price up to her feet. He drives his knee into her back, causing Price to arch her back in pain before “The Serpent King” hoists her into an argentine backbreaker hold! WHAT IS HE THINKING NOW?! HE DROPS HER INTO THE HEMOTOXIN!!
Rich Russillo: WAIT NO!!! PRICE MANAGES TO PUT OGAWA RIGHT INTO AN ARMBAR!! OGAWA ATTEMPTED THE ARGENTINE RACK DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER, BUT PRICE SPUN HER BODY IN MID-AIR, SPLASHED ONTO OGAWA AND IMMEDIATELY PUT HIS ARM INTO AN ARMBAR!! WHAT AN INNOVATIVE COUNTER AS OGAWA IS IN DISTRESS!! OGAWA QUICKLY TRIES TO PICK HER UP, BUT PRICE IMMEDIATELY TURNS IT INTO A TRIANGLE HOLD!
Persephone: INDEED, RUSSELL! WHAT A COUNTER BY REX! McAllister has been given the well-deserved beating to that cunt, Cage!
**TAG!!**
James Peters: That is the wrong match, Persephone, as Ogawa is now carrying Price up in the air which created the opportunity for Sturgis to tag him from behind. Price is clueless as she tries her best to maintain the triangle hold, but it doesn’t look good while the legal Shawn Sturgis climbs to the top turnbuckle!
Rich Russillo: Ogawa summons the strength to fight through the pain and turn around as STURGIS SHOOTS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND DRILLS PRICE WITH A DOUBLE-KNEE BACKSTABBER!! “THE UNIQUE ONES” ARE ABLE TO TURN THE TRIANGLE HOLD INTO THE POWERBOMB DOUBLE KNEE BACKSTABBER MANEUVER AS STURGIS QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!!
ONE……
TWO……..
T-
James Peters: KICK-OUT! Sturgis quickly initiates the ground-and-pound offence onto Sarah Price as she desperately needs to tag out of this match. This is the point in the match where Drake King needs to come in, but “The Unique Ones” have kept her isolated and in distress throughout the entirety of this match. Sturgis taunts King before landing a spinning gut kick to Price. HE JUMPS OVER HER SHOULDERS!!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! PRICE SLIDES BENEATH HIS LEGS AND AVOIDS “SEVEN”!! STURGIS TURNS AROUND!! PRICE SHOOTS THE KICK AND DRILLS STURGIS WITH THE CUTTER!! PRICE CONNECTS WITH “DANCE WITH THE PRINCESS” AS THIS IS GIVES THE OPPORTUNITY FOR HER TO GET THE TAG IN ON DRAKE KING!! Both Sarah Price and Shawn Sturgis are crawling towards their respective corners!
Persephone: YES… PLEASE SOMEONE NEW IN THIS MATCH…
James Peters: SARAH PRICE JUMPS UP FOR THE TAG!!
Rich Russillo: BUT KOMATSU OGAWA OUT OF NOWHERE, GRABS DRAKE KING FROM DOWN UNDER AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! DRAKE KING GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS AS SARAH PRICE HAS NO ONE TO TAG TO!! WHAT BRILLIANCE ON DISPLAY FROM “THE UNIQUE ONES” AS SARAH PRICE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!
James Peters: Komatsu Ogawa smirks at her while she turns around. STURGIS CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING GAMENGIRI KICK ACROSS THE CROWN OF PRICE’S HEAD!! SHE IS DOWN-AND-OUT!! HE HAS HER IN PRIME POSITION AS STURGIS AS NOW APPLIES GAS ON THE PEDAL AND LEAPS ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE. A SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW!!
Rich Russillo: “THE ENCHANNNNTTTTMENNNNTTTT BREAAAAKKKKKERRRR!!!!” PRICE CONNECTS WITH THE BUKKAKE KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF STURGIS’ HEAD AS SHE QUICKLY HOOKS BOTH LEGS!! THIS IS IT!! BOTH SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!
ONE…….
TWO……………
THE-
Persephone: THE COVER IS BROKEN UP!
James Peters: Oh now you’re calling the right match.
Persephone: Nah, I’m watching another match now.
Rich Russillo: Komatsu Ogawa was able to break up the cover and continue the match for “The Unique Ones. Price felt that double-axe-handle to the back of the head as Ogawa now pulled her up to her feet. BUT LOOK!! DRAKE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS A KNEE STRIKE ON DRAKE!!
James Peters: Ogawa is momentarily stunned from that knee strike as Drake King helps Price up to her feet. Price shoves Drake away, showing that she has no intention of being friendly with the EAW World Heavyweight Champion! STURGIS COMES OFF THE ROPES! PRICE AND KING SWING FOR A LARIAT AT THE SAME TIME, BUT STURGIS SOMERSAULTS UNDER, BACKFLIPS OFF THE GROUND AND LANDS A PELE KICK ONTO BOTH SARAH PRICE AND DRAKE KING!!
Rich Russillo: Great display of athletic ability from Sturgis as King falters into the corner while Price reels into the hands of Sturgis. “The Fresh Prince Of Mid-Air” circles around her waist and flips over her shoulders. FRONT FLIP STUNNER!! NO!! THE GUILLOTINE DOESN’T CONNECT AS PRICE HOLDS ONTO HIM AND TURNS HIM AROUND!
James Peters: SHE QUICKLY DANCES AROUND WITH HIM AND ADVANCES FOR THE CUTTER!! DANCE WITH THE PRINCESS FOR THE SECOND TIME!! NO!! SHAWN STURGIS IS ABLE TO SHRUG HER AWAY INTO THE CORNER. Price collides into the corner turnbuckles while Sturgis follows from behind and attempts a MONKEY FLIP!
Rich Russillo: BUT PRICE INTERCEPTS AND CATCHES STURGIS IN A POWERBOMB!!! SHE CARRIES THE “FRESH PRINCE OF MID-AIR” INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND CALLS FOR DRAKE KING TO HELP HER!! PRICE IS TRYING TO GET A DOUBLE TEAM MANEUVER IN, BUT DRAKE KING ISN’T DOING ANYTHING! HE’S UNRESPONSIVE AND CONFUSED AS PRICE IS FORCED TO DO IT HERSELF!
James Peters: STURGIS COUNTERS THE POWERBOMB INTO A DDT!! PRICE WAS SPIKED CLEAN ONTO THE CANVAS AS DRAKE NOW GRABS HIS LEGS!! OGAWA COMES FROM BEHIND AND NAILS THE WORLD CHAMPION FROM BEHIND WITH A CHOP BLOCK! DRAKE STUMBLES DOWN ONTO HIS KNEES!
Rich Russillo: Price silently rolls into the corner of the ring while “The Unique Ones” fixate their attention fully onto Drake King. Drake King isn’t a legal competitor, but they know what they must do to win this match. KOMATSU OGAWA HOISTS THE WORLD CHAMPION INTO A POWERBOMB HOLD!
James Peters: I think they’re looking for the Red Death! They must be looking to connect with the European uppercut powerbomb combination, but Drake King hops over his shoulders and reels into the corner. Both “The Unique Ones” turn around and charge into Price and King in the corner! THEY BOTH GET THEIR FEET UP AND STOP STURGIS AND OGAWA IN THEIR TRACKS!! KING AND PRICE NOW PROCEED TO CHARGE OUT FROM THE CORNER!! SUPERKICKS IN STEREO!!
Rich Russillo: NO!!! “THE UNIQUE ONES” SNATCHES THEIR FEET AND COUNTERS IT INTO A STANDING ANKLE LOCK! OGAWA HAS KING IN THE ANKLE LOCK WHILE STURGIS HAS IT CINCHED IN ON SARAH PRICE!! ANKLE LOCKS IN STEREO FROM “THE UNIQUE ONES”!
Persephone: I guess I’m just a playdate to you….
James Peters: What is that on your laptop scre- PRICE AND KING ROLLS THROUGH, ESCAPES THE ANKLE LOCKS, AND SENDS THEM BOTH COLLIDING INTO EACH OTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! BOTH SARAH PRICE AND DRAKE KING NOW IN THE CORNERS, STARING AT EACH OTHER FROM ACROSS THE RING AS THEY HAVE “THE UNIQUE ONES” IN PRIME POSITION!!
Rich Russillo: Wait… I believe Drake King is signalling for the “Totally PG Move” that S.A.S.S has used to secure victories in the past, but Sarah Price is looking at his disgust. Price losing Bradford to injury has severely hurt her for the past few weeks and the only thing Drake King is doing is reminding her of who should be in his place right now! Sarah’s eyes suddenly light up!
Sarah Price (off-mic): Don’t tell me what to do
James Peters: THEY GO FOR THE SIMULTANEOUS RUNNING KNEE STRIKES INTO “THE UNIQUE ONES!!!”
Persephone: THE TOTALLY SHIT MOVE!
Rich Russillo: OH NO!! BOTH STURGIS AND OGAWA JUMP OUT OF THE WAY!!! KING AND PRICE DRIVE THEIR KNEES INTO EACH OTHER!! MALFUNCTION IN THE JUNCTION HERE AT FIGHTING SPIRIT AS STURGIS NOW SHOTGUN DROPKICKS THE SHOCKED WORLD CHAMPION THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING!
James Peters: Sarah Price is now in yet another precarious position! She has yet to be tagged out of this match and I’m surprised as to how she’s been able to survive thus far! Drake King is out of the equation as OGAWA NOW HOOKS HER UP AND LIFTS HER UP!! STURGIS GRABS HER LEGS FROM THE OTHER END BEFORE THEY SPIN HER!! AND DRIVES HER DOWN WITH THE “NO MERCY!!” THE AIDED SNAP SWINGING NECKBREAKER CONNECTS AS THIS COULD BE IT! BOTH LEGS ARE HOOKED!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING PULL STURGIS OUT OF THE RING BY THE FEET!! AND EXPLODES ONTO HIM WITH A VICIOUS ELBOW SMASH!! STURGIS IS ROCKED BY THE ELBOW BEFORE DRAKE STEPS ONTO THE APRON!! AND GETS RAN OVER BY A BULLDOZING LARIAT FROM KOMATSU OGAWA!! THE MASAKARI LARIAT CONNECTS ON THE APRON AS OGAWA NOW SLIDES STURGIS BACK INTO THE RING.
Persephone: Oh, now that I’ve gotten a closer look. That’s not Sierra Bradford. THAT’S DRAKE KING!!! WHERE DID SHE GO? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?
James Peters: Well, I don’t know how it took you that long to realize Drake King’s presence even though I’m pretty sure we told you before this match started. Ogawa now proceeds to elevate Sarah Price on his shoulders with an Argentine rack…THIS COULD BE IT!! SHAWN STURGIS IS MOUNTED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! THEY HAVE HER IN POSITION!! FOR THE “HELLLLLLSTARRRRRR REMINNNNNNAAA”
Rich Russillo: WAIT!! SARAH PRICE ESCAPES THE HOLD OF OGAWA, SPINS HIM AROUND AND NAILS HIM WITH THE RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE! THE “PLOT TWIST” SHATTERS THE JAW OF “THE SERPENT KING” AS SHE TURNS AROUND TO THE SIGHT OF “THE FRESH PRINCE OF MID-AIR” GOING AIRBORNE!!
James Peters: “BITTTERRRSWEEEEETTTTTTT ENNNNNNNNNNNNNDDIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGG” THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS IN MID-AIR AS SARAH PRICE NOW COLLAPSES ONTO SHAWN STURGIS!! COVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: KICK-OUT!! SHAWN STURGIS GETS HIS SHOULDER UP AND SARAH PRICE IS BESIDE HERSELF! SARAH DOESN’T QUESTION IT AS SHE QUICKLY MAKES HER WAY UP THE TURNBUCKLES! DRAKE KING AND KOMATSU OGAWA IS DOWN-AND-OUT AT RINGSIDE AS SHE NOW STANDS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! HERE SHE GOES!! “HAPPPPPPPYYYYY ENNNNNNNDDDIIIIIIINNNNGGGG”
James Peters: STURGIS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!! PRICE GOES CRASH LANDING FLAT ON HER STOMACH AS STURGIS NOW STORMS OFF THE CORNER!! HE JUMPS UP!!! “SEVVVENNNNNNNNNNNNNN” NO!!! SARAH PRICE MANAGES TO BACKFLIP OFF THE SIT-OUT SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB ATTEMPT AND ADVANCES FORa SUPERKICK!! STURGIS DUCKS HIS FOOT AND ROLLS HER UP. PRICE ROLLS ONTO HER FEET AND ATTEMPTS ANOTHER SUPERKICK, BUT STURGIS DUCKS IT AND PUSHES HER INTO THE ROPES. Sturgis runs off the ropes at the same time and THEY BOTH GO COLLIDING INTO EACH OTHER WITH CROSSBODIES AT THE SAME TIME!!
Rich Russillo: Both Shawn Sturgis and Sarah Price are out like a light in the squared circle as this is the perfect opportunity for Sarah Price to tag out of this match! Price has remained legal the entire match so far and she deserves the rest. STURGIS TRIES TO GRAB PRICE’S LEGS!! BUT PRICE IS ABLE TO GINGERLY LEAP TOWARDS DRAKE KING
**TAG!!!**
Persephone: HERE COMES TRANSGENDER SIERRA BRADFORD!!!
James Peters: Drake King steps through the ropes and into the ring! He takes down Sturgis with a clothesline. Komatsu Ogawa slides into the ring and gets grounded with a world championship clothesline! Drake spikes Sturgis with a snap dragon suplex and does the very same to Komatsu Ogawa! “The Paragon is en fuego here at Fighting Spirit as he now clenches Sturgis’ tights and hoists him up into a supple-
Rich Russillo: Ogawa rebounds off the ropes and sticks his foot into the midsection of “The Paragon!!” Drake King is momentarily staggered as “The Unique Ones” quickly recalibrate themselves before they both snatch his head. THEY DROP HIM WITH A DOUBLE DDT!! NO!! DRAKE ESCAPES THE DOUBLE TEAM MOVE AND BACKS INTO THE CORNER…
James Peters: STURGIS ADVANCES FOR THE YAKUZA KICK!! NO!! KING GRABS HIS FOOT BEFORE HE COULD CONNECT AND SWINGS IT AWAY!!! STURGIS’ FOOT COLLIDES ACROSS OGAWA’S CHIN, STAGGERING HIS OWN TAG TEAM PARTNER BEFORE KING HOOKS “THE FRESH PRINCE OF MID-AIR” BY THE SIDE AND PLANTS HIM WITH A STANDING URANAGI!!
Rich Russillo: Sturgis boomerang off the ropes from the accidental kick and into King’s hands. KING GRABS HIS TIGHTENS, HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR, AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ONTO SHAWN STUGIS WITH A FALCON ARROW!! DRAKE KING IS ALL FIRED UP NOW AS HE ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER!!
James Peters: This is shockingly the first time Drake King is officially legal in this tag team match and we all know that he has a lot of anger and frustration to get off his chest. The reigning EAW World Heavyweight Champion mounts Komatsu Ogawa onto the top turnbuckle before getting turned around by Shawn Sturgis. STURGIS SWINGS FORWARD. KING BLOCKS THE SOUTHPAW, LEAPS HIGH UP INTO THE AIR, AND SNATCHES HIS HEAD!!
“UNTTTILLLLLLLLL DAWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!”
Rich Russillo: NO!! STURGIS EVADES THE COUNTER BY SHRUGGING DRAKE KING OFF OF HIM!! King falters into the ropes while Sturgis fastly storms in from behind! “The Paragon” sidesteps and Sturgis goes over the top rope. Drake swings forward, but STURGIS DECKS HIM WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI!!
James Peters: Sturgis has both of his hands gripped on the top rope and it’s apparent that he’s ready to go air-borne! BUT DRAKE PULLS THE TOP ROPE INTO HIM AND STURGIS GOES FLYING INTO THE RING!! STURGIS INADVERTENTLY SLINGSHOTS INTO THE RING AND DRAKE CATCHES HIM WITH THE JUMPING CUTTER IN MID-AIR!! THE “UNTIL DAWN” FINALLY CONNECTS AS HE GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET!! HE ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER YET AGAIN!!
Persephone: WATCH OUT!! PAKA SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE JUST AS HE TURNS AROUND!! WHAT THE!??! DRAKE DRILLS HIM WITH THE JUMPING CUTTER IN MID-AIR!! CUTTER CITY FOR THE NEW AND IMPROVED SIERRA BRADFORD AS BOTH OF “THE UNIQUE ONES” HAVE GATHERED AT RINGSIDE. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE KING RUNS ACROSS THE CANVAS!!! AND SOARS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND FLATTENS BOTH KOMATSU OGAWA AND SHAWN STURGIS WITH A SENSATIONAL TOPE CON HILLOOOOOOO!!!! WHAT A DIVE!!!
James Peters: “The Paragon” hyping himself up at ringside by beating his chest as he signals for a second one! Drake King is looking to do two tope con hilos as he now slides back into the squared circles and runs the ropes!! HE LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE ONCE AGAIN!!! TOOPPPPPEEEE CONNNN HILLLLL-
Persephone: OH NO!! “THE UNORIGINAL ONES” CATCH DRAKE KING IN MID-AIR!! THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS IN TROUBLE!!
Rich Russillo: OH MY!! SARAH PRICE SOARS OFF THE TOP OF THE RINGPOST AND DIVES DOWN ONTO EVERYONE AT RINGSIDE WITH A MARVELLOUS ASAI MOONSAULT!! WHAT A MOONSAULT AS EVERYONE AT RINGSIDE IS NOW DOWN-AND-OUT!! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN!!
James Peters: Both Sarah Price and Drake King are up to their feet staring at each other while “The Unique Ones” are subconscious. These two had a malfunction earlier in this match, but they’ve done excellent to rectify that mistake. Ogawa is exhaustedly reclined against the barricade while Shawn Sturgis is using the steel steps to get up to his feet.
Rich Russillo: Price has her eyes set on Ogawa while King stands on the apron with Sturgis in his crosshairs! THE DUO RUN AT THE SAME TIME!! PRICE CHARGES INTO OGAWA WHILE KING SOARS OFF THE APRON FOR A LEAPING KNEE STRIKE!! OH NO……..
Persephone: BOTH BRADFORD AND PRICE GO DOWN!!!
James Peters: “THE UNIQUE ONES” COUNTERED KING AND PRICE AT THE SAME TIME!! HOW IN THE WORLD?!?! Ogawa slammed Price against the corner of the barricade with an overhead belly-to-belly suplex counter while Sturgis used his immaculate timing to intercept the EAW World Heavyweight Champion’s leaping knee with a precision dropkick.
Rich Russillo: “The Unique Ones” might be on the cusp to getting the biggest win of their career as they now insert Drake King back into the ring! Shawn Sturgis and Komatsu Ogawa are looking to get the job done and they might get exactly that! However, right as Sturgis was about to step through the ropes, Price somehow is able to hold onto his foot!
James Peters: KOMATSU OGAWA COMES AROUND THE RINGPOST AND FLOORS THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION WITH A DRIVE-BY DROPKICK!! That dropkick discombobulated the hell out of “The Guardian Angel” as now “The Unique Ones” have fixated their full, undivided attention on eliminating the Sarah Price element!
Rich Russillo: Komatsu Ogawa grabs Price and hoists her into an Argentine backbreaker rack… Shawn Sturgis is perched on the apron and ready to land the knee! THEY’RE LOOKING FOR THE “HELLSTAR REMINA” ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! NO NO NO! THIS COULD BE THE ENDING OF SARAH PRICE FOR GOOD!!
( Drake King leaps onto the middle rope and snatches Sturgis’ head from behind. )
James Peters: OH MY GOD!! WHERE DID DRAKE KING COME FROM!?? AM I SEEING A GHOST RIGHT NOW!?!? “THE PARAGON” DEADLIFTS “THE FRESH PRINCE OF MID-AIR” FROM BEHIND AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING WITH AN DEADLIFT INVERTED SUPLEX FROM THE APRON!! HE ISN’T DONE AS HE ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET, HOLDS ONTO HIM, AND EMPHATICALLY PLANTS HIM WITH A LIFTED INVERTED DDT!! OH MY GOD!!
Rich Russillo: Komatsu Ogawa relinquishes the Argentine rack on Sarah Price and immediately slides into the ring! BUT SARAH PRICE CATCHES HIS FOOT AND HOLDS ONTO HIM!! DRAKE KING COLLAPSES ONTO SHAWN STURGIS AS THIS MAY BE IT!!! OH MY!! OGAWA’S ABOUT TO WATCH STURGIS GET BEAT!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
From Persephone’s Laptop: DING! DING! DING!
James Peters: STURGIS GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!! HOW IN THE WORLD?!?!? PERSEPHONE, TURN YOUR DAMN LAPTOP OFF!! WHERE IS STURGIS GETTING THIS ENERGY FROM!!?!?! KOMATSU OGAWA PUSHES PRICE AWAY AND CIRCLES AROUND RINGSIDE AND STEPS ONTO THE APRON!
Rich Russillo: “The Paragon” is looking to end this! Sarah Price is yelling at him to tag her in, but the EAW World Heavyweight Champion is ghosting her! DRAKE STEPS ON THE GAS AND LEAPS UP!! “BROKKKKKKENNNNNNNNN DREEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMM” THE CURB STOMP CONNECTS!!
James Peters: SHAWN STURGIS SIDESTEPS THE CURB STOMP AND VAULTS TOWARDS HIS RESPECTIVE CORNER!!!
**TAG!!**
Rich Russillo: KOMATSU OGAWA FLOATS OVER THE TOP ROPE WHILE DRAKE TURNS AROUND!! “THE SERPENT KING” SWINGS FORWARD FOR THE MASAKARI LARIAT!! NO!! DRAKE DUCKS THE AND NAILS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK!! WHAT A SUPERKICK AS DRAKE NOW TURNS HIM AROUND, PLACES HIS HEAD BETWEEN HIS LEGS, AND HOISTS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB!! BUCKLE BOMB INCOMING!?!?
James Peters: OGAWA HOPS OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! DRAKE TURNS AROUND AND EATS A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! OGAWA FOLLOWS UP WITH A YAKUZA KICK TO THE JAW!! SHE SPINS AROUND FOR A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!
Rich Russillo: “THE PARAGON” DUCKS THE ROUNDHOUSE ATTEMPT!! HE DRILLS HIS KNEE WITH A SUPERKICK, SENDING HIM DOWN ONTO ONE KNEE AND ALLOWING HIM TO CONNECT WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE KNEELING KOMATSU OGAWA!! DRAKE KING HAS IT IN THE BAG NOW AS HE NOW LOOKS TO GO FOR THE BUCKLE BOMB!! HE HOISTS HIM UP AND CARRIES HIM INTO THE CORNER!!
Persephone: BUCKLE BOMB!!
James Peters: Drake King launches “The Serpent King” onto the corner turnbuc- KOMATSU OGAWA USES THE IMPACT AND STORMS THROUGH KING WITH THE MASAKARI LARIAT!! THE LARIAT CONNECTS AS HE DROPS HIS ARM OVER HIS CHESTS!! OH NO!! “THE SERPENT KING” IS ABOUT TO WIN IT FOR “THE UNIQUE ONES”!! BACKPRESS COVER!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: KICK-OUT!! DRAKE KING POPS HIS SHOULDER UP AS KOMATSU OGAWA IS NOW IN THE FACE OF THE OVERSEEING OFFICIAL!! KOMATSU OGAWA IS APOPLECTIC AND UNDERSTANDABLY SO!! HOWEVER!! DRAKE KING HAS ROLLED UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND IS OUT OF THE REACH FOR ANOTHER GAME-WINNING MOVE!
James Peters: Komatsu Ogawa steps through the ropes and gets ahold of Drake King’s hair. Both individuals in an extremely precarious position as they both stand on the hardest part of the ring! KING SHOOTS THE KICK AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS!! OH NO!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE “PRELUDE TO DESTRUCTION” ONTO THE APRON!!
Rich Russillo: NO!! OGAWA EVADES THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER BY DROPPING DOWN TO THE GROUND AND DETACHING THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR!! “THE SERPENT KING” HAS “THE PARAGON” IN A BAD, BAD PREDICAMENT!!
James Peters: THIS PROMPTS FOR SHAWN STURGIS TO STEP THROUGH THE ROPES AND RUN THE ROPES!! OH NO!!! HE SOARS THROUGH!!! WHAT THE!?!? DRAKE KING ROLLS UNDER, COUNTERS THE ELECTRIC CHAIR, AND LAUNCHES OGAWA’S HEAD TO GO COLLIDING RIGHT INTO THE SUICIDE DIVIN’ SHAWN STURGIS!! OUCH!! THAT’S GOTTA HURT REAL BAD!!
Persephone: CONCUSSION CITY!!
Rich Russillo: Ogawa is blacked out on the ringside floor as Drake is now perched onto the top turnbuckle!! HE SOARS!!! AND LANDS AN AWE-INSPIRING PHOENIX SPLASH INTO THE HEART OF “THE SERPENT KING!!!” DRAKE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
OONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Persephone: KICK-OUT!!
James Peters: FINALLY, YOU MAKE A LEGITIMATE CALL IN THIS MATCH!! OGAWA IS ABLE TO POP HIS SHOULDER UP AND DRAKE KING IS ASTONISHED!! KING IS SHOCKED AS THIS IS WHERE THE FRUSTRATION BEGINS TO RUSH INTO THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! Drake emerges up to his feet and backs off into his respective corner, purposefully staying distanced from Price to avoid from being tagged out as he signals for the end.
Rich Russillo: We’ve recently seen the darkest side of our EAW World Heavyweight Champion recently and “The Unique Ones” might have brought out that very side! DRAKE poINTS HIS FINGER AT THE NEARLY-DEAD KOMATSU OGAWA BEFORE CHARGING INTO HIM!!! GUIIILLLLLOTTTTTIIIIINNNNNEEEE!!!
James Peters: KOMATSU OGAWA WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE IN MID-AIR!! OGAWA STOPS “THE PARAGON” IN HIS TRACKS WITH A GLASS-SHATTERING KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW AS HE FALTERS INTO THE CORNER!! STURGIS TAGS IN!!
**TAG!!**
Rich Russillo: SHAWN STURGIS SHOOTS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE!! NO!! STURGIS IS FORCED TO ROLL INTO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING AS DRAKE MANAGED TO COUNTER!!!!! SARAH PRICE FLOATS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DECKS “THE FRESH PRINCE OF MID-AIR” WITH A DEVASTATING FOREARM SMASH!! Sturgis is staggering while “The Paragon” falters into Price. DRAKE KING!! BUMPS INTO SARAH PRICE!!
Persephone: DRAKE INSTINCTIVELY REACTS AND DROPS SARAH PRICE WITH A JUMPING GAMENGIRI KICK!!
James Peters: OH NO!! ANOTHER MALFUNCTION IN THE JUNCTION AS DRAKE KING DIDN’T KNOW THAT WAS SARAH PRICE BEHIND HIM!! DRAKE IS APOLOGETIC TO THE UNCONSCIOUS SARAH PRICE AS HE TURNS AROUND TO AN INCOMING KOMATSU OGAWA!! HE LANDS A SUPERKICK ON HIS MIDSECTION AND SENDS STURGIS REELING INTO THE CORNER WITH A YAKUZA KICK!!
Rich Russillo: Drake is livid from the mishap as he angrily rebounds off the ropes! HE JUMPS UP AND DRILLS KOMATSU OGAWA INTO THE CANVAS!! “BROOOOOKEEENNNNNNNNN DREEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”
James Peters: OGAWA MOVES HIS HEAD!!! KING SLIPS AND OGAWA CATCHES HIM INTO THE ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER RACK!! OH MY GOD!!! STURGIS SOARS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WHILE OGAWA PREPARES TO DROP HIM WITH THE BURNING HAMMER!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: “HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR REMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” COUNT IT, REF!!
( Sarah Price tries to break up the cover, but Ogawa blocks him and pushes her away )
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
James Peters: OGAWA GOES COLLIDING INTO STURGIS AND KING!! PRICE WAS ABLE TO MUSTER THE STRENGTH TO THROW OGAWA ONTO THE PIN ATTEMPT AND IT WORKED!! Everyone in the ring is exhausted and depleted of their energy and there’s a good reason why! This has been a career-defining performance from both sides!
Rich Russillo: Both tag teams now up on their feet, staring at each other from across the ring! A stare-down in the midst of this wonderful tag team match as SARAH PRICE CHARGES INTO KOMATSU OGAWA AND SPEARS OGAWA THROUGH THE ROPES AND OUT OF THE RING!! OGAWA AND PRICE GO DROPPING ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AS STURGIS LOOKS OVER THE TOP ROPE IN SHOCK!! STURGIS IS LOOKING DOWN AND HAS FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION THAT LIES BEHIND HIM!!
James Peters: STURGIS TURNS AROUND AND GETS CLEANED WITH A SUPERKICK!! A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW AS DRAKE NOW CIRCLES AROUND HIS WAIST AND CAPTURES BOTH ARMS!! THIS COULD BE THE ENDING OF “THE UNIQUE ONES!! HE LIFTS STURGIS UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN!!! “MIRRRRRORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR’SSSS EDGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
Rich Russillo: SHAWN STURGIS TILTS AND COUNTERS THE HALF NELSON BACKBREAKER INTO A DDT!! “THE PARAGON” IS SPIKED ONTO THE CANVAS AS STURGIS NOW QUICKLY ASCENDS THE TURNBUCKLES!! DRAKE KING IS LAID OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!
Persephone: LOOK NO HANDS!!!!
James Peters: DRAKE CATCHES HIM INTO A SLEEPER HOLD!! “THE PARAGON” HAS “THE FRESH PRINCE OF MID-AIR” WITH THE REAR NAKED SLEEPER HOLD CINCHED IN FULLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! KING HAS HIM COMPLETE WITH THE LEG SCISSORS AND SHAWN STURGIS HAS NOWHERE TO GO!!
Rich Russillo: BUT LOOK!! KOMATSU OGAWA IS CLIMBING ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! OGAWA IS LOOKING TO BREAK UP THE FATAL SUBMISSION LOCKED ONTO HIS COMRADE WITH AN AERIAL ASSAULT, BUT SARAH PRICE SAYS OTHERWISE!! PRICE LEAPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, JOINS “THE SERPENT” AND MOUNTS ONTO HIM WITH A GUILLOTINE!!
James Peters: Sturgis is losing life! He’s losing oxygen! He’s losing the fight! Drake King continues to mercilessly choke “The Fresh Prince Of Mid-Air” to death for the win as the referee now begins to test his status!
( The referee grabs Shawn Sturgis’ left hand and lifts his arm up. Sturgis is unable to keep his hand up as the referee picks his hand up for the second time. Meanwhile, Komatsu Ogawa has lifted Sarah Price from the guillotine into a suplex on the top turnbuckle. He lets go of Sturgis’ hand. )
Persephone: STURGIS IS OUT!!
James Peters: OGAWA DROPS PRICE ONTO STURGIS AND KING WITH A TWISTING SUPERPLEX!! OGAWA IS ABLE TO BREAK UP THE COVER AT THE LAST SECOND!! HE WAS ABLE TO CONTINUE THIS MATCH RIGHT WHEN THE REFEREE WAS ABOUT TO HAND THE SUBMISSION VICTORY TO DRAKE KING AND SARAH PRICE!! THAT’S THE HEART AND DETERMINATION OF “THE UNIQUE ONES”!! ABSOLUTE BRILLIANT TAG TEAM!!
Rich Russillo: Both teams are now getting back up to their feet once again! “The Unique Ones” and Price, and King are standing side by side by each other in this incredible tag team match! THEY CHARGE INTO EACH OTHER AND IMMEDIATELY START BRAWLING!! AN ICE HOCKEY FIGHT HAS BROKEN UP AS BOTH TEAMS ARE POURING OUT EVERY OUNCE OF AMMUNITION THEY’VE GOT IN THEM!!
James Peters: OGAWA PLACES A DEVASTATING YAKUZA KICK THAT SENDS SARAH PRICE THROUGH THE ROPES!! DRAKE NAILS STURGIS WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!! STURGIS REELS INTO THE ROPES WHILE OGAWA COMES OFF THE ROPES AND ATTEMPTS THE MASAKARI LARIAT ONTO DRAKE!!
Rich Russillo: DRAKE DUCKS THE LARIAT!! OGAWA IS UNABLE TO STOP HIMSELF AS HE COLLIDES INTO STURGIS!! STURGIS LEANS DOWN AND SENDS HIM SAFELY OVER THE TOP ROPE!!
**TAG!!**
Persephone: TAG!!
Rich Russillo: OGAWA HAS SECRETLY TAGGED HIMSELF IN AS STURGIS COMES OFF THE ROPES AND CHARGES INTO “THE PARAGON!!!” DRAKE STORMS OFF THE GROUND AND COMES IN AT THE SAME TIME!! “GUILLLLLLLLLLLLOTTINNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”
James Peters: THE PATENTED “GUILLOTINE” SICK KICK CONNECTS THAT TURNS “THE FRESH PRINCE OF MID-AIR” INSIDE OUT!! STURGIS ROLLS OUT UNCONSCIOUSLY UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AS THE LEGAL KOMATSU OGAWA GRABS HIS HEAD AND LAUNCHES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!
**TAG!!**
Persephone: DID YOU SEE THAT!! SARAH PRICE TAGGED DRAKE KING WHILE HE WAS IN THE AIR!!
James Peters: I DON’T THINK OGAWA KNOWS!!! OGAWA IS LOOKING OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE KNOCKED-OUT SHAWN STURGIS BEFORE HE TURNS AROUND… BITTTERRRRRRRR…. SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT!!! ENDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
Rich Russillo: THE BITTERSWEET ENDING CONNECTS AS SHE IMMEDIATELY COLLAPSES ONTO THE CANVAS!!! COVER!!
ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!1
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Land Of The Innocent” by Feathers blasts through the speakers as Sarah Price gingerly emerges up to her feet. She breathes heavily on the ropes and poses on the top turnbuckle with the EAW Specialists Championship lying squarely on her shoulders. )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… DRAKE KING… AND SARAH PRICE!!!!
James Peters: Drake King and Sarah Price and “The Unique Ones” defined to the entire EAW Universe what tag team wrestling should be! A wonderful performance from both teams that left me jaw-dropped and out of breath time-after-time again. “The Unique Ones” proved once again why they’re one of the best duos going today!
Rich Russillo: Don’t forget about how the alliance of Drake King and Sarah Price worked surprisingly well tonight. While these two had a couple of hiccups along the way to this well-earned victory, they proved compatible enough to secure the bag tonight and that’s what’s important. They were able to overcome their grudge for one another to get the win and I’ve got respect for that.
James Peters: I’ve got to agree with you. This was truly a mesmerizing tag team match and we still have so much more to go through tonight.
( Sarah Price jumps off the top turnbuckle and gathers with Drake King in the center of the ring. The referee stands between them as both individuals hold their respective championship belts. They stare at each other before the referee attempts to raise their hands. )
Persephone: Well, I just uploaded my Rex McAllister fancam to Twitter. If you really think this match was mesmerizing, then hop on over to @
Rich Russillo: BITTERRRRSWEEET ENDIIIIINNNGGG!!! SARAH PRICE LAYS OUT THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION WITH HER SIGNATURE SUPERKICK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! CLEARLY THERE’S STILL AN UNDERLYING GRUDGE IMPOSED BETWEEN THESE TWO!!
Rich Russillo: We did know that coming into this match, Sarah Price would have no intention on teaming with Drake King in the future, and while Drake probably exceeded her expectations, Price always and forever will stay true to her words. She promised Drake and Viz both that she would get them back.
( Sarah Price grabs her EAW Specialists Championship and begins to stomp up the entrance way as Drake King holds his jaw in pain and astonishment. Fighting Spirit fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break for Hot Pockets in the pepperoni flavor featuring Jake Smith. He loves them, which is why sometimes he looks more like Cake Smith :wow:)
( Kassidy Heart is seen walking backstage with a look of frustration all over her face, still applying ice to her wounds following a disappointing loss to the Blicky Boyz. After the match, she had decided to take some time for herself and reflect on what had happened out there, and the more she thought about the situation, the more annoyed it all made her. She walks outside and approaches a luxury trailer, brushes past the security guards and slams the door shut upon entering it. )
( In the trailer, Mr. DEDEDE is dressed to compete and is hyping himself up to NLE Choppa & Roddy Rich – “Walk Em Down”. His mindset is fully focused on capturing the EAW Championship from Andrea Valentine. Kassidy, still bothered to the core by the earlier loss, tosses the bag of ice against one of the shelves. She then throws her title onto the bench, and swipes everything off of her vanity set before collapsing into a seat in front of it. )
( Kassidy mutters some foul words under her breath, deciding she no longer wants to continue the night. She glances up at DDD still lost in his music, and she gets up to unzip her case of luggage and collect her personal belongings. )
Kassidy Heart: (packing her bag) Ryan, I’m going to get out of here.
Mr. DEDEDE: “Selling dope till the SUN 🗣 COME🗣 DOWN🗣”
Kassidy: RYAN.
( DDD removes his ear piece and looks at Kassidy across from the trailer. )
DDD: Hey dear, you alright what’s up?
Kassidy: No I’m not alright. You saw what went on out there. I’m ready to leave.
DDD: So am I, Omaha sucks. Good thing I’m bringing the EAW Title with me. :wow:
Kassidy: I mean I’m ready to leave right now. I can’t stomach what the fuck just happened earlier, every continual second I spend sitting in this building is torture.
DDD: Huh? Night’s not over for either of us darling, we still got business to take care of.
Kassidy: I don’t. I don’t need to be out there again. I fucking know I’m better than Chris Elite, I know I’m better than Malcum, I know I deserve better than the Pain for Pride season I’m getting yet it all slipped out of my control anyway. This season has quickly turned into a nightmare and the sooner I can get it over with, honestly, the better.
DDD: Oh I’m sorry, you must be in the wrong trailer. I didn’t know I married somebody who adopts loser talk. Who sits and sulks after a rough night and submits to their rough circumstances. I could have sworn we were all about being winners in this trailer.
Kassidy: You and I both know I wasn’t a winner tonight. A winner wouldn’t have had something like what happened to me earlier happen to them. Not against lesser skilled competition, not after wanting to win as badly as I want to win. And the way things have been a straight up disaster between Sienna and I is doing nothing more than pouring salt on the wounds. I’m disgusted with absolutely everything right now and I doubt I’d be useful to you tonight anyway.
DDD: Hold on a minute… is that arguing? Are you debating with me?
( Kassidy stops in her tracks, and DDD makes his way closer to her with an inquisitive look on his face. She crosses her arms. )
Kassidy: No, I’m not trying to argue.
DDD: Sounds to me like you are. Sounds like punishment corner worthy behavior, if I can be honest.
Kassidy: :lupe:
DDD: After all I didn’t say tonight was going perfectly, if I did then you’d have a right to correct me. I said we still have business to take care of tonight. But it sounds like you think you’re right and I’m wrong.
Kassidy: Really, Ryan. I’m not being argumentative, and I’m not adopting loser talk. But what else can I say? I’m completely fed up. I just feel like I’m ready to fucking explode. It feels like I’m losing my grip on everything, like it’s all coming out of my control no matter how hard I work or how good I am.
DDD: Listen to me. The minute you allow messed up circumstances to derail you from your objectives, *that* is when you’ve lost control. You have plenty of time to think about what happened in your match, and prepare for the future. But your night isn’t over. You came into this building not simply to play a pawn in Chris Elite’s chess game. Your career and your role in this company, and your role as my wife, are much bigger than that. And your commitment to your role means more than any temporary hang ups.
Kassidy: I know my role and I respect it deeply. I want you to know that I’m not trying to abandon you. You know me, I’m not somebody who tucks their tail in between their legs and hides away. Especially when it comes to being there for the people I love.
DDD: So then don’t become that. Remain vigilant. Never let it slip, even for A SECOND. That’s when the vultures circling over your head see it opportune best to close in on you. You don’t want them deriving any glee from you playing lil Miss ‘Where’s Waldo’ in times like this. You know you’re great, you know you’re going to become the greatest. So you’d better get used to people wanting to see you fail. That’s all the more reason to carry on in spite of them.
( DDD picks up the EAW Championship that he stole from Andrea Valentine. )
DDD: And taking this home is all part of the mission. Our mission.
( DDD picks up the National Elite Title that his wife threw against the bench. He gently places it over her shoulder, taps his hands on the belt, brushes hair out of Kassidy’s face and lifts her chin up so that she comes eye-to-eye with him. )
DDD: Being a champion starts with your mentality. Andrea Valentine knows nothing of the champion’s mentality, she’s just another one of the kids that are happy to be here and happened to get a shiny big gold belt to carry along with her. Every day is like playland for her, and the gravy train is going to come to a screeching halt.
Kassidy: I will never be content with “just being here.” That is never going to be me.
DDD: You damn right it isn’t. But a champion’s mentality also means finishing the job every single night, seeing them through until the end. You’re representing that title when you’re out there representing me, and vice versa. So let’s get this work done. And that’s an order.
( DDD flashes her a nonchalaunt smirk, and a small grin finds its way onto Kassidy’s face )
Kassidy: Yes sir.
( DDD leans in for a kiss, and is met halfway by his loyal wife. DDD readjusts both the EAW Championship and Answers World Championship to hold over both of his shoulders. The two exit the luxury trailer with their titles in tow and the scene transitions elsewhere. )
(The camera once again cuts to the pre-taped footage earlier featuring the No Way Out competitors.)
Voiceover: Give me your opinion on Minerva.
Darcy May Morgan: Minerva did the unthinkable and knocked off Raven Roberts and ended her reign as the champion. I can’t forget that. I can’t forget about the fact that she was the person that came out of the shadows, demanded attention and took the spotlight. Now, it’s my turn to do that. So whatever opinion that I have on Minerva, whatever judgement that I have on her credibility as the EAW Universal Women’s Champion, as a competitor or even as a woman, it doesn’t change the fact that history is going to repeat itself when I come out of the shadows, knock her off and put the spotlight on the person that deserves it the most. The Leading Lady.
(The camera cuts to Raven Roberts for her answer.)
Raven Roberts: Raven Roberts: Minerva… she’s a coward. She stood in the ring and talked about being a fighting champion. She won the Iconic Cup. She earned the right to cash in for the title the same way I did. But when the chips were down and she faced me… well… by now we’ve all seen what happened at Grand Rampage. And when asked about how our match went, Minerva has just shrugged it off. She says there’s was no controversy. She denies it all because doing so would mean she would have to face me again. So I’m ripping off five heads tonight. And I’ll take the sixth head along with my title when we get to Philadelphia.
(The camera cuts to Harper Lee for her answer.)
Harper Lee: I think you’d have to be pretty stupid to not see how good of a wrestler Minerva is. She’s the Champion for a reason, you know? Say what you want about how she beat Raven, but all of you saw her match with Kasey, right? From the start, even back before I even joined EAW I think the talent and potential Minerva had was super noticeable, and what we’re seeing now is simply her capitalizing off of it. I think it shouldn’t go unnoticed just how quickly Minerva rose in a company full of so many talented wrestlers, but I’ll say this. I don’t really believe in anyone being unstoppable. Minerva’s doing amazing right now, but I’m sure she can be beaten. She’s been beaten before. Once I get the chance to, I’ll do it myself.
(The camera cuts to Alexis Chambers for her answer.)
Alexis Chambers: One of the toughest women in our locker room. Deserving champion and she’s shown it thus far in her two title defenses. There’s no denying Minerva earned her spot at Pain for Pride, and I’m looking forward to the challenge of being the one to take her down. Everyone, including Minerva herself laughs when they think of me challenging for one of the richest prizes in the history of our business on the grandest stage, but it’s going to be ME who laughs last when I walk out of No Way Out victorious, with a golden ticket in my hand which I will refuse to waste. I’m new, but there’s still a lot of things people don’t know about me, Minerva has nor will she ever face somebody like me. I’m ready, I just hope she is too.
(The camera cuts to Kensingten Calhoun-Astor for her answer.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Miss Minerva still reminds me of the hired help, and I want another chance to put the hired help in their rightful place. At Pain for Pride, I would get a chance to fix what happened to me during that little Iconic Cup tournament and get my win back from that little hussy! Miss Minerva is owed one, and I’m coming to collect!
(And finally the camera cuts to Miss Extreme for her answer.)
Ms. Extreme: Minerva is as ruthless as she comes. I’ve been in the ring with her earlier this season at Battle of Egypt and she’s a hungry competitor. Since her first day in the company, she’s nearly had to scratch and claw for her victories and championships. She wasn’t handed things from the get-go like some of the other women. But, when she’s gotten her opportunities, she’s made the most out of them. She’s given people a reason to pay attention to her every time that she steps into the ring. Not many people saw Minerva in the position to headline Pain for Pride. Not many people saw her going into Pain for Pride as the champion and that’s intriguing to me. She’s one of the most interesting women that I’ve been in the ring with. I don’t think that any of the other women in the No Way Out Match will be able to step up to Minerva, match her intensity and ruthlessness and give her an actual challenge. I’m the woman to give her the challenge that he desires, but she won’t know what to expect from me.
(The scene fades out and reopens to the backstage area. EAW correspondent, Molly Waters, is seen standing backstage with the Universal Women’s Champion, Minerva.)
Molly Waters: Ladies and gentlemen, all throughout the night we have heard the competitors in the No Way Out contendership match give their thoughts on this situation. Right now, we are going to hear from the Universal Women’s Champion herself. Thank you for joining me, Minerva.
(Minvera just nods her head, clearly focused on finding out who will challenge her at Pain for Pride.)
Molly Waters: First of all, how does it feel knowing you are going to be headlining Pain for Pride in a few weeks as the Universal Women’s Champion?
(The Gypsy Moth licks her lips and laughs a little.)
Minerva: How does it feel? For the last year and a half I waited for this moment to come, knowing that I will walk into Pain For Pride with the Universal Women’s Championship and walk out with the Universal Women’s Championship. It feels gratifying that I made it happen, no one gave it to me.
Molly Waters: In just a few moments, six women will step inside the No Way Out match and compete for the right to face you for that championship you have on your shoulder. How has it been for you to sit back this week and listen to their words?
Minerva: Hmmm… entertaining? Just like the little videos were that we have been watching tonight. I must admit, I can appreciate the fire in each of these competitors and welcome whomever is the winner become the biggest loser at Pain For Pride. I like the spunkiness of homewrecker like Alexis Chambers, the self-serving arrogance of Darcy May Morgan, the overbearing scornful swagger of Kensingten Calhoun-Astor, the raw emotional drive of Ms. Extreme, the quirkiness and naive honesty of Harper Lee and finally the bird circling her prey in Raven Roberts. Some of these women I know personally, in the ring, others I will either now or some day but one thing is certain, one will walk out of the No Way Out match and have to face me. That’s no prize, it’s a punishment.
Molly Waters: :wow: Do you have a preference when it comes to who you want to face?
Minvera: Everyone would think Raven Roberts because of the controversial finish at Grand Rampage or even Ms. Extreme because in name alone that speaks big money match or even “Super Darcy” who seems to have ungodly healing powers. Truth be told Molly, I don’t care, whoever it is, they will become my bitch.
Molly Waters: Thank you for your time, Minerva. Enjoy the match.
(Minerva smirks and strolls off, and the scene fades to ringside.)
(The camera fades into Bella in the middle of the ring, around her is the equivalent of a prison cell which is the No Way Out match as she has a smile on her face as she holds a microphone in her hand. Around her 4 cells are placed onto the ground as one by one they will all slowly lift up off the ground before the match begins)
(Before Bella speaks the camera cuts over to the ringside area. ‘Children of the Son’ by Pipe Choir plays up as The Universal Women’s Champion, Minerva makes her way out to the stage. She raises the title up in the air for a moment with a smirk as she pats it before making her way down the ramp. She makes her way around the No Way Out Structure eyeing it before sitting down at a chair at ringside as it’s clear she’s carefully watching this match to see the winner. As ‘Children of the Son’ fades out, Bella begins to speak)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen this is… THE NO WAY OUT MATCH!!! And it is for… A CHANCE TO FIGHT FOR THE EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP AT PAIN… FOR… PRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Hell on Heels’ by Pistol Annies plays up as Kensingten Calhoun-Astor makes her way out to the stage. She has a facemask on as she holds a fan in her hand. She fans herself for a moment before throwing it to the ground and strutting her way down the ramp and headed towards the gargantuan No Way Out structure)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Savannah, Georgia… weighing in at 143 pounds… THE STEEL MAGNOLIA… KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Kensingten is coming into this match with sure high hopes for herself and her opportunity that she has tonight. Earning a victory a few weeks ago on Dynasty in hopes of gaining a tailor-made opportunity, and look what the opportunity is, heading Fighting Spirit and fighting in the No Way Out Match. She may be confident, but the question is has she bitten off more than she can chew?
James Peters: I don’t think that seems to be the case, to be honest everyone is confident in this match in their own little ways. Kensingten has boasted the fact that she’s always full of surprises, this is a big shot for her and frankly the closest she’s gotten to the Universal Women’s Championship. As she said, could her biggest surprise be possibly winning the No Way Out Match against star-caliber competitors?
Persephone: I’ll be completely down to Earth with you here, this match poses zero to no interest with me here. Sure I like to see these little sluts bleed, but is that going to be enough to fuel me? Not very much, that’s why I’ve brought a blanket, and that’s why I’m going to sleep. Good night.
(Kensingten makes her way into the structure with a dastardly smirk on her face as the Ref then points her to her cell which she happily walks into as it gets locked as ‘Hell on Heels’ then fades out. ‘The Joker’ by New Years Day then plays up as Ms. Extreme makes her way out to the stage. She has a hand raised high in the air as the face of confidence that she holds then turns to a smug look as she begins to make her way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponents first… from Calabasas, California… weighing in at 135 pounds… THE RED QUEEN… MS. EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: We can say that Ms. Extreme is a woman on a mission tonight heading into the No Way Out Matchup. This is surely an opportunity that she doesn’t want to slip away from her, not only because this is a chance to do what she hasn’t done yet, and that’s get one step even closer to becoming a world champion, and fulfill her destiny.
James Peters: That is not something that she could be far from doing. She’s shown multiple times she can square up with people even in the worst predicament possible and still come out with a win despite that. To be honest Ms. Extreme is one of the leading favorites to win this match and move on to Pain For Pride, and I’ll suppose we’ll see why.
Persephone: Ew, it’s Wendy’s chick. God I’ve always mentioned that I have a beating hatred for redheads but this one, tops it off. I mean she’s part of the Beating Dilapidated Hearts right? Absolutely disgusting, I hope she doesn’t win also. Frankly, can’t they just all lose? It would make good entertainment if you ask me.
(Ms. Extreme makes her way into the No Way Out structure as she spreads her arms out for a moment before the Ref points her to her cell and locks her in as she leans in it with a smirk as ‘The Joker’ fades out. ‘Walking The Wire’ by Imagine Dragons then plays up after a few seconds then Alexis Chambers makes her way out to the stage. She’s visibly limping for sure but it’s clear that’s completely unfazed her as she keeps a stern face on as she then begins to make her way down to the ring with determination)
Bella Braxton: Next… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 117 pounds… THE MOTOR CITY GODDESS… ALEXIS CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: I’m sure you already know what happened to Alexis Chambers but in case you didn’t I’ll let you in. Early on in the night before this match as Alexis was entering the arena she was attacked by none other than Dr. Bethany Blue, she tried to drown her :lupe:, then of course, injured the back of her knee. Of course Alexis was definitely not going to be 100% for this matchup, but she still chose to come in anyways, injured or not she was going to be in it.
James Peters: I admire the persistence but if anything that just makes her more of a bigger target. It would take alot to win, although I wouldn’t take it away from her, would be one hard task to accomplish truly. But it’s nothing she can’t do.
(Alexis makes her way to the bottom of the ramp and then into the structure. The Ref is seen asking her once more if she wants to compete in this match when Alexis simply just nods and slightly pushes the Ref away as she makes her way into the cell and gets locked in as ‘Walking The Wire’ fades out. ‘Spotlight Saviour’ by Iggy Azalea then plays up as Darcy May Morgan makes her way out to the ring. Bodyguards follow her but before long Darcy shoos them away as she poses before making her way down the ramp and headed towards the ring)
Bella Braxton: Next… from Kent, United Kingdom… weighing in at 130 pounds… THE LEADING LADY… DARCY MAY MORGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: It’s safe to say Darcy is coming into this with a purpose. As she’s stated it’s been at least a year since she’s signed with this company. She wants to show she’s evolved since then, heading into the second Pain For Pride that she’s been in. A chance to get a big shot at Pain For Pride and of course make the best of it, and truly the only way she can do that at this point is by winning the No Way Out Match.
James Peters: And she’s definitely shown that over the past year. Being one of the most dominant Specialist Champions we’ve had, she’s done a lot in such a short time and that only shows the skill that she possesses. This win tonight would be big for her and of course, I wouldn’t take it past her to do what seems to be impossible, and make it possible.
(Darcy stops at the bottom of the ramp for a moment taking in the atmosphere as she enters the No Way Out structure. She gives a pose for a moment with a cocky and arrogant smirk on her face before the Ref points her to her cell which she struts into and is locked shut as ‘Spotlight Saviour’ fades out. ‘Mark My Words’ by Doll Skin then plays up as Raven Roberts makes her way out to the stage with the Unified Tag Team Championship around her waist. She brings her head down as she’s shaking herself loose before giving a smirk and making her way down the ramp and headed towards the ring)
Bella Braxton: Next… from Louisville, Kentucky… weighing in at 139 pounds… SHE IS ONE HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… THE BIRD OF PREY… RAVEN ROBERTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: I’m sure things have been going very well for Raven these past few weeks. Not only at the Dynasty FPV winning the Unified Tag Team Championship with Rex McAllister, now going on and heading into the No Way Out Match with a chance of gaining a shot at the Universal Women’s Championship at Pain For Pride. Some big chances.
James Peters: She’s stated that she wants to shock the world one more time, and what better to do so then now? This is a chance to right wrongs, to fight for the Universal Women’s Championship again, and possibly win it back and become the first two time champion, I would not take it away from her, the possibility is there. It’s just a matter of execution, and I’m sure she’s got that down.
Persephone: Raven… who? OH! That girl who claims herself to be the wife of MY Sexy Rexy?! Yeah not in a million years is this conspiracy theorist going to win this match, who’s next! Pick up the pace!
(Raven makes her way into the structure and enters into the ring. She goes to the top rope and poses for a moment before jumping down and getting ready in her corner and taking off her coat as ‘Mark My Words’ fades out. ‘Debate Scrum’ by Masafumi Takada then blasts through the arena as Harper Lee makes her way energetically around the ring. She circles around the stage for a moment with a big smile on her face before making her way down the ramp and to the ring)
Bella Braxton: Next… from Charlotte, North Carolina… weighing in at 118 pounds… HARPER LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: Harper Lee managed to win a shot to enter this match after last week when she beat Veena Adams at Odyssey in order to qualify! Now I’m sure she’s set on coming in here on a mission to make sure that she didn’t earn this shot without reason, and make herself known.
James Peters: That’s the name of the game right? Make yourself known! I’m sure Harper won’t be afraid to do so cause she’s done that every single time she’s entered the ring, who knows, she might just shine, and gain herself a Pain For Pride opportunity! It would be big and I’m sure that’s the goal in mind for her.
Persephone: Whorper Pee… I do like that name you know, accurately describes everything about this sad, helpless girl. Smart thinking by that blonde bitch.
(Harper then finally makes her way to the bottom of the ramp before entering No Way Out and entering the ring clearly stating when she’s going to come out at. She climbs up to the middle rope and looks around with a smile before jumping off and circling around the ring before heading to her corner and getting ready as ‘Debate Scrum’ fades out and the Ref then finally signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Rich Russillo: HERE WE GO AS THIS NO WAY OUT MATCH IS UNDERWAY! WINNER FACES MINERVA FOR THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP! Raven Roberts and Harper Lee are starting this match off tonight as I’m sure definitely we’re in for one heck of a bout!
James Peters: If nothing is about to come our way then I don’t know what to say! Both of them are not wasting any time because in fact there is no time to be wasted at all in this match! BOTH OF THEM ARE RUNNING AT EACHOTHER AND HAMMERING FIST AT ONE ANOTHER! RAVEN GETTING THE ADVANTAGE AND MANAGING TO PUSH HARPER IN THE CORNER, BUT HARPER MANAGING TO GRAB RAVEN AND SLAM HER INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES! HARPER RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND BACK AS RAVEN IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD, HARPER WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE GUT OF RAVEN SENDING HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Persephone: Frankly that bitch gets what she deserves. I do hope that Whorper does kick the shit out of her, the least it would be is entertaining. AND PAYBACK FOR WHAT SHE HAS BROUGHT UPON MY RELATIONSHIP WITH ME AND MY REX MCALLISTER!
Rich Russillo: :heart_eyes: Go off kween. Harper quickly running back once more as she rebounds off the ropes and back as Raven doesn’t see it, BUT HARPER WITH A CACTUS CLOTHESLINE SENDING BOTH HER AND RAVEN OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE CONCRETE STRIPPED RINGSIDE AREA! Both of them are in pain but it’s not stopping them as both Raven and Harper stumble up to their feet. Harper trying to keep that vice-grip that she has over this match so far as she quickly runs at Raven looking to take her out, BUT RAVEN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AS HARPER FALLS FACE FIRST RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF THE STEEL STEPS!
James Peters: Harper retreating away for a moment trying to catch a breath as Raven is starting to dig under the ring apron. A weapon could quickly be coming into play right now as Harper quickly pulls Raven out from under the ring apron in hopes of her not gaining something that could possibly gain her the upper hand here-
CRASH!
Persephone: BOOM!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN OUT OF NOWHERE WITH LIGHT TUBES AS SHE SLAMS HARPER RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH ONE SENDING DUST EVERYWHERE AND SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Raven quickly checking under the ring as she’s beginning to pull out a bag here, IT’S MORE LIGHT TUBES! RAVEN HAS A ARRAY OF THEM AND LET’S BE HONEST WHAT’S VOLTAGE WITHOUT THEM?! Raven pushing them into the ring as she grabs Harper and rolls her in as well.
James Peters: Harper looks absolutely shook as Raven enters and closes in on her, and Raven coming in with a kick right to the gut of Harper! Raven quickly locking Harper into a headlock as I think she’s looking to slam her into the pair of light tubes with a vicious suplex, RAVEN LIFTS HARPER UP! BUT HARPER WITH A KNEE AS RAVEN FORCES HER DOWN! Raven is forced to separate as she quickly runs at Harper! BUT HARPER WITH A STEP-UP ENZIGURI AS RAVEN IS SENT QUICKLY DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Persephone: Yawn, can you at least make this match just a little bit more interesting by bringing out more people huh? This is boring I’d rather sleep.
Rich Russillo: I’ll tuck you in love.
Persephone: ???
Rich Russillo: ANYWAYS! Harper quickly bringing Raven up as she sends her into an Irish whip into the ropes! BUT RAVEN USING THE MOMENTUM AS SHE LEAPS AT HARPER AND HITS HER WITH A KNEE STRIKE! HARPER STUMBLING BACK AS RAVEN CONTINUES TO RUN, BUT HARPER WITH AN ARM DRAG! RAVEN FALLING INTO THE CORNER AS HARPER RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS HER!
James Peters: BUT RAVEN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE HARPER COULD ATTEMPT A STRIKE RIGHT TO RAVEN! RAVEN TURNING AROUND AS SHE RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS HARPER AND ATTEMPTS TO STRIKE HER WHILE SHE’S OFFGUARD! BUT HARPER GRABBING THE ROPES AND BOOSTING HERSELF UP AS SHE SENDS A KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF RAVEN SENDING HER BACK! Harper quickly climbing up to the top rope as she’s waiting for Raven to get up to her feet and turn around! CROSSBODY!
CRASH!
Rich Russillo: MY LORD! RAVEN WITH QUICK THINKING AS SHE GRABS HARPER IN MID-AIR AND SLAMS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SCOOP POWERSLAM! MY GOD! HARPER IS WRITHERING IN PAIN AS SHE LANDED RIGHT INTO THE LIGHT TUBES! Raven leaning against the ropes trying to catch her breath for a moment as so far this match has been so fast that none of them have been able to catch a break up until now!
Persephone: Maybe if they die this match will be spiced up, c’mon! Chop chop! Jump off a cell or something! Let your freedom expand! Have fun! Especially that bird freak…
Rich Russillo: Raven slowly bringing Harper up to her feet, BUT HARPER SEEMS TO BE FIGHTING BACK! HARPER WITH SHOTS RIGHT TO THE GUT OF RAVEN TRYING TO SEND HER BACKWARDS! RAVEN FINALLY WITH A KNEE THRUSTING RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF HARPER! RAVEN LIFTING HARPER UP OFF HER FEET, BODYSLAM- BUT HARPER QUICKLY SLIPS OUT AND TURNS RAVEN AROUND! ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF RAVEN’S FACE SENDS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! THE PERSISTENCE OF HARPER LEE IS SHOWING TONIGHT!
5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!
(The lights slowly dim before turning dark as a spotlight shines down and specifically focuses on the first cell that begins to lower down to the ground)
James Peters: BOTH HARPER AND RAVEN ARE STILL FIGHTING MEANWHILE IT SEEMS THE LEADING LADY, DARCY MAY MORGAN HAS BEEN SET FREE!
Persephone: Ew, more unskilled brats to watch hit the air, especially an ugly one. I’d rather watch a turtle race at this point.
Rich Russillo: Harper quickly rolling out of the ring as I think she’s looking to take out Darcy before she even gets a chance in this match! BUT DARCY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF HARPER BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AS SHE THROWS HARPER FACEFIRST INTO THE CELL THAT THE REF HAD JUST LET FREE!
James Peters: HARPER MOVING BACK AND TRYING TO GO FOR A ELBOW BUT DARCY DUCKS UNDER AND GRABS HARPER BY THE HAIR, DARCY SLAMMING HARPER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Raven slowly pulling herself up to her feet as she begins to lay her eyes down on The Leading Lady who has just entered this match as she pulls herself up to her feet as she runs to the ropes and back! RAVEN ATTEMPTING TO GO FOR FLIGHT DESTROYER WHILE DARCY IS DISTRACTED!
Rich Russillo: BUT DARCY MANAGING TO QUICKLY ROLL OUT OF THE WAY! RAVEN LANDS WITH A SPLAT ONTO THE GROUND BUT QUICKLY ROLLS UP TO HER FEET, BUT DARCY CATCHES RAVEN AND QUICKLY SLAMS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SIT-OUT SPINEBUSTER RIGHT ONTO THE CONCRETE! THE LEADING LADY IS ON FIRE AND COMES IN WITH A BANG HEADING INTO THIS MATCH!
James Peters: Harper slowly pulling herself up to her feet as Darcy quickly grabs her, BUT HARPER RETALIATES WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE GUT OF DARCY! Harper rolling Darcy into the ring trying to gain some distance for a moment and trying to recuperate in this matchup. Raven quickly turning Harper around as she tries to throw a fist at her, BUT HARPER QUICKLY LIFTS RAVEN UP! AND SHE SLAMS HER DOWN FACE FIRST ONTO THE APRON WITH SNAKE EYES!
Persephone: Ew why is she fighting back? She knows she’s fucked so what’s the point? Might as well just pin her right now, fuck the rules just get this over with, will you? C’mon I mean it’s not like I’m not the only one stating the obvious here!
Rich Russillo: Raven stumbling back down to a sitting position on the floor as Harper quickly rolls into the ring. Darcy is up on her feet now as she quickly boosts herself forward, DARCY WITH A BULLDOG- BUT HARPER MANAGES TO SLIP OUT AND GET AWAY BEFORE DARCY IS ABLE TO LOCK IT IN AND EXECUTE IT! HARPER QUICKLY GRABBING DARCY FROM BEHIND, CHRONO-TRIGGER! RIPCORD BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS ONTO DARCY OUT OF NOWHERE SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
James Peters: Harper boosting herself up to her feet as Raven is up as well. Harper boosts herself back and rebounds off the ropes and looks to go for Raven, SUICIDE DIVE! NO! RAVEN MANAGING TO QUICKLY BOUNCE UP ONTO THE APRON AS SHE SENDS A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI RIGHT TO THE FACE OF HARPER ON THE OTHER SIDE BEFORE SHE’S ABLE TO DO ANYTHING ELSE! Harper stumbles back as Raven enters into the ring as Raven quickly runs at her! BUT HARPER WITH BRUTE STRENGTH LIFTING RAVEN OFF THE GROUND AND RUNNING WITH HER AS SHE SLAMS HER FULL FORCE RIGHT INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLES AS RAVEN CRUMBLES DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Persephone: FINALLY! SOMETHING ENTERTAINING! LOOK! LOOK!
Rich Russillo: Sure, Darcy May Morgan is waiting for Harper as she slowly turns around, AND SHE DOESNT SEE IT COMING! DARCY WITH A SOLID PUNCH RIGHT TO THE FACE SENDING HARPER DOWN TO THE GROUND AS BLOOD BEGINS TO SLOWLY POUR FROM THE TOP OF HER HEAD! IT’S THOSE GOLDEN KNUCKLE DUSTERS LOOK AT HER HOLD IT UP! WAIT!
James Peters: RAVEN BRINGING HERSELF UP AS SHE TURNS DARCY AROUND, BUT DARCY WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST! BUT RAVEN MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER IT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME AS SHE SENDS A BICYCLE KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF DARCY! Darcy stumbling back yet she’s persistent as she attempts another punch right to the face of Raven! BUT RAVEN DUCKS UNDER AS SHE QUICKLY MANEUVERS HERSELF AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER SENDING DARCY DOWN TO THE GROUND QUICKLY! DARCY IS DOWN!
5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!
(Once again the lights dim down as it’s clear another person is being lowered down from a cell as the spotlight begins to focus on the cell slowly reaching the ground)
Persephone: EWWWWWW!!! IT’S THAT OLD HAG!
Rich Russillo: That’s Kensingten Calhoun-Astor entering this match. Kensingten slowly entering the ring as the others are struggling to get up to their feet. Raven is up onto her feet as she quickly realizes the new entrant in this match and runs right for Kensingten, BUT KENSINGTEN WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SENDING RAVEN FLYING TO THE GROUND! Kensingten swiftly turning around as she sees a bloodied Harper Lee make her way up to her feet, HARPER WITH A LARIAT SENDING KENSINGTEN BACKWARDS! BUT KENSINGTEN RUNNING FORWARD AND FORCING HARPER INTO A HEADLOCK AS SHE RUNS WITH HER AND PLANTS HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BULLDOG!
James Peters: Darcy is up to her feet now as she wastes no time catching Kensingten by surprise and quickly kicking her in the gut! BUT KENSINGTEN WITH A BIG SLAP TO THE FACE! Darcy stumbles back as she quickly runs forward, BUT KENSINGTEN SHOVING DARCY AS SHE FALLS RIGHT INTO RAVEN KILLING TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE! KENSINGTEN QUICKLY GRABBING DARCY TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE DISTRACTION, FACEBUSTER SENDS DARCY DOWN TO THE GROUND ONCE MORE!
Persephone: Well it’s clear it’s just going to be a rinse and repeat, can we just all admit that they all lose and truly they have zero talent, I think we can put that to rest now and just end this match because there’s absolutely nothing going for it.
Rich Russillo: BUT WAIT! LOOK! BEHIND KENSINGTEN LOOK WHO’S THERE!
CRACK!
James Peters: HARPER LEE! HARPER JUST STRUCK KENSINGTEN WITH HER SIGNATURE BASEBALL BAT SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Raven quickly moving forward trying to pry that bat away, BUT HARPER WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT SENDING RAVEN BACKWARDS! HARPER QUICKLY ROTATES HER BODY AS SHE TRIES TO SEND A SWING TO DARCY! BUT DARCY MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER, BUT HARPER WITH A BACK KICK SENDING DARCY DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION!
CRACK!
Rich Russillo: AND THERE’S THE BASEBALL BAT RIGHT ACROSS THE SKULL OF DARCY COLLAPSING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Harper has that baseball bat gripped in her hand as she has the offense now. KENSINGTEN TRYING TO TURN AROUND HARPER THOUGH, BUT HARPER SENDING THE BASEBALL BAT RAMMING INTO HER GUT- BUT KENSINGTEN MANAGES TO GRAB IT AND PUSH AWAY! HARPER SWINGING THAT BASEBALL BAT ONCE MORE AIMING RIGHT FOR THE HEAD OF KENSINGTEN-
James Peters: BUT KENSINGTEN JUST BARELY ABLE TO GRAB THE BASEBALL BAT AND KICK HARPER NOW! Harper stumbles back, AS KENSINGTEN LODGES HER OWN WEAPON RIGHT INTO HER GUT SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Harper sent down to a sitting position as look! Darcy quickly turning Kensingten around, DARCY WITH THE KNUCKLE DUSTERS AS SHE GOES FOR A SWING ON KENSINGTEN! BUT KENSINGTEN DUCKS! BUT DARCY IS SMART AND SENDS A KNEE RAMMING RIGHT INTO KENSINGTEN’S FACE!
Persephone: Yawn, you know to be completely honest with you. I expected the whole ass ring to blow up by this point and to be fair, I could not be more disappointed at the circumstances.
Rich Russillo: Kensingten sent backward yet she runs right towards Darcy! FACE ACHE! DARCY RAMMING HER KNEE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF KENSINGTEN WITH A VICIOUS BICYCLE KNEE SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Raven up to her feet as she runs right towards Darcy! DARCY TRYING TO THROW HER INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE CORNER AS RAVEN KEEPS A HOLD BARELY BEFORE IMPACT AS DARCY RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS HER, RAVEN GRABBING DARCY BY THE HEAD AND THROWING HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST!
James Peters: Darcy pulls herself out of the corner absolutely stunned as Raven turns her around and grabs her! FACELIFT! SPINNING HEEL KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF DARCY SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND FOR EXTRA MEASURE! Raven quickly pulling herself out of the ring, she’s pulling open the ring apron as I’m sure she’s up to no good judging by the last time she went under the ring!
Persephone: IT’S A GUN! EVERYONE DUCK I’M LOOKING OUT FOR YOU BITCHES! I TOLD YOU SHE WAS NO GOOD!
Rich Russillo: No worries everyone has eye problems, Raven is bringing out a small bag as she rolls into the ring. She’s dumping it out and I think I have a clue what those are! THUMBTACKS ARE SPILLING DOWN TO THE FLOOR! A bit tame for Voltage I can admit but it’ll get the job done! BUT LOOK! KENSINGTEN FROM BEHIND TRYING TO TURN RAVEN AROUND AS SHE QUICKLY BEGINS TO SEND FIST RIGHT TO THE FACE OF RAVEN TRYING TO CATCH HER OFF GUARD QUICKLY!
James Peters: KENSINGTEN BRINGING RAVEN IN AS SHE SENDS A KNEE RIGHT TO HER GUT! RAVEN LEANS FORWARD IN PAIN AS SHE SEEMS IN A BAD PREDICAMENT AT THIS MOMENT! KENSINGTEN LIFTING RAVEN, THIS ISN’T GOOD IN ANY SORT OF WAY! WAIT! WAIT! DARCY RUNNING FORWARD WHILE KENSINGTEN IS OCCUPIED! DARCY WITH A SPEAR AS SHE SENDS BOTH OF THEM INTO THE THUMBTACKS! EVERYONE IS DOWN IN I’M SURE A HELL LOT OF PAIN!
5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!
(The lights once again dim signaling that another elitist would be joining this match. The cage slowly lowers as a spotlight focuses on it as it does so)
Persephone: IT’S THE CRIPPLED! HAH!
Rich Russillo: ALEXIS CHAMBERS HAS JUST BEEN RELEASED FROM HER CELL! We don’t know the state of her after getting injured as we said before but she said she wanted to continue and here we are now! ALEXIS MAKING HER WAY AS FAST AS SHE CAN IN THE RING NOT WASTING ANY TIME HERE! ALEXIS TAKING DOWN DARCY WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! ALEXIS HAMMERING AWAY BEFORE QUICKLY PULLING HERSELF UP TO HER FEET! Kensingten is up in a sitting position as Alexis as fast as she can makes her way to the ropes, ALEXIS WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF KENSINGTEN USING HER NON-INJURED ONE!
James Peters: Harper is up now as both of them are going at it! BOTH HARPER AND ALEXIS ARE TRADING PUNCHES BACK AND FORTH AS ALEXIS SENDS HARPER BACK WITH A BIG FOREARM! HARPER STUMBLES BACK AS ALEXIS LUNGES FORWARD AND SLAMS HARPER FACE FIRST TO THE GROUND! Harper pulling herself up as Alexis throws her to the ropes, ALEXIS WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK! Harper leans forward, AND IS MET WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE BY ALEXIS!
Persephone: HOW ARE THESE PEOPLE GETTING BEAT UP BY SOMEONE WITH A BUM LEG! Wow these people really are unskilled aren’t they.
Rich Russillo: DARCY MAY MORGAN FROM BEHIND! A VICIOUS CHOP BLOCK RIGHT TO THE INJURED KNEE OF ALEXIS AS SHE FALLS TO A KNEE IN PAIN! Darcy taking advantage of that knee as she quickly turns around to face Alexis, DARCY WITH A HURRICANRANA TAKING ALEXIS OUT! BUT WAIT! RAVEN IS BACK IN THIS MATCHUP! THE FACELIFT- BUT DARCY DUCKS UNDER! BUT RAVEN QUICKLY TURNS HER AROUND, NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!
James Peters: LOOK THOUGH! KENSINGTEN STRIKING RAVEN WITH A OBJECT! IT’S A TABLE! KENSINGTEN QUICKLY PLACING THE TABLE DOWN AS SHE GRABS RAVEN! KENSINGTEN ATTEMPTING A SUPLEX- BUT RAVEN DROPS HER WEIGHT AND SENDS PUNCHES RIGHT TO HER GUT TRYING TO GET HER TO LET GO! Kensingten finally breaking the hold as she retreats away momentarily as Raven quickly runs right at her, THE SOUTHERN SWAG SHOT! KENSINGTEN WITH A LEFT HOOK TKO PUNCH SENDING RAVEN DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Rich Russillo: Kensingten stumbling backwards into an open corner trying to catch a breath as meanwhile Darcy and Harper are going at it! BOTH OF THEM ARE TRADING VICIOUS PUNCHES WITH ONE ANOTHER! HARPER SENDING A KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF DARCY! Darcy stumbling back as Harper quickly grabs her by the neck now, HARPER SLAMMING DARCY FACE FIRST INTO THE TABLE! The table coming into play now as Harper places Darcy on it as clearly ‘The Leading Lady’ doesn’t know where she is! Harper quickly going out onto the apron as she climbs up to the top rope, HIGH RISK MANEUVER HERE CAN HARPER LAND IT-
James Peters: BUT DARCY! DARCY BOOSTS HERSELF UP OFF THE TABLE AND MEETS HARPER ON THE TOP ROPE! BOTH OF THEM ARE GOING RIGHT AT IT AS IT’S CLEAR BEING UP THERE ON THE TOP ROPE IS NOT SAFE ESPECIALLY WHEN AT THE BOTTOM THERE COULD BE SUDDEN DEMISE WITH THE TABLE IN PLAY! DARCY WITH A BIG UPPERCUT STUNNING HARPER AS I THINK SHE’S BRINGING HER INTO SUPERPLEX POSITION! BUT HARPER MANAGING TO FIGHT OUT! THIS IS STILL ANYONE’S GAME NOW AS DARCY HAS HARPER IN A PRECARIOUS POSITION RIGHT NOW!
CRASH!
Persephone: YES! FINALLY! PAIN! ARE THEY DEAD THOUGH?!
Rich Russillo: HARPER SEEMS TO HAVE PUSHED DARCY INTO THE TABLE! DARCY IS DOWN! Harper trying to stay her ground at the moment, BUT ALEXIS SHOVES HER! ALEXIS TAKING HARPER DOWN AS SHE TUMBLES TO THE RINGSIDE AREA! Meanwhile Kensingten and Raven have finally met one another as Raven has took advantage of the situation and sent Kensingten a multitude of punches! Kensingten trying to create distance as she sends Raven into a irish whip into the opposite corner, Kensingten running forward! BUT RAVEN BARELY PULLED HERSELF AWAY ALLOWING KENSINGTEN TO MEET HERSELF WITH THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!
James Peters: Raven quickly digging under the ring not wasting anytime as Kensingten brings herself through the middle rope grabbing Raven by the hair trying to bring her into the ring-
CRACK!
Persephone: YES!
Rich Russillo: RAVEN WITH A CHAIR SHOT RIGHT TO THE SKULL OF KENSINGTEN! Raven quickly rolling into the ring as she attempts to send multiple chair shots to ‘The Steel Magnolia’ but Kensingten is aware as she continues to slowly roll away and out of inevitable doom! Kensingten grabbing the chair as she slowly brings herself up, KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF RAVEN FORCING HER TO LET GO OF THE STEEL CHAIR! BUT RAVEN QUICKLY TURNING KENSINGTEN! BEAK BREAKER! TILT-A-WHIRL STUNNER CONNECTS!
James Peters: Meanwhile it seems Alexis is quickly digging under the ring apparently at the ringside area! Harper is down as she’s slowly trying to bring herself up using one of the cells as she leans back for a moment before coming right at Alexis! WHAT THE?! THAT’S A WHOLE ROLL OF BARBED WIRE THAT ALEXIS JUST PULLED OUT AND SHE JUST THREW IT AT HARPER! Harper distracted for a moment as she runs right at Alexis, ALEXIS TAKING HARPER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Persephone: CHOKE HER WITH IT! FORCE HER INTO SUBMISSION! EASY WIN!
Rich Russillo: :wow: That winners mentality from Persephone Alexis quickly ripping a strip of barbed wire away from the roll, OW! SHE’S SMUSHING IT AGAINST THE FACE OF HARPER AS SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN! Harper stumbling back as she’s backed against one of the cells, ALEXIS WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF HARPER! What is she doing?! OH MY! ALEXIS IS TAKING TWO STRIPS OF BARBED WIRE AND TYING HARPER’S HANDS TO THE CELL! WHY WOULD SHE DO THIS?! HARPER IS TRAPPED AS ALEXIS IS GOING TO FOCUS ON THE OTHER COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCH!
Persephone: WHY?! WHY?! THAT’S SMART BITCH RICH, DON’T BE RETARDED! CAN’T YOU SEE SHE’S TRYING TO TAKE OUT A FACTOR IN THIS MATCHUP?!
James Peters: Alexis entering the ring, BUT DARCY! DARCY FROM BEHIND WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE KNEE OF ALEXIS AS SHE TURNS ALEXIS AROUND AND GRABS HER BY THE INJURED LEG, DARCY WITH A DRAGON SCREW! DARCY ONCE AGAIN TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ALEXIS’ INJURY!
5… 4… 3… 2… 1… BUZZ!!!
(The final cage is then shone upon as slowly but surely it lowers down to the ground. Inside of it, Ms. Extreme looks on with a smirk, absolutely enlightened to be entering this matchup)
James Peters: MS. EXTREME IS IN AS SHE PRACTICALLY KICKS THE DOOR DOWN! SHE’S QUICKLY GOING UNDER THE RING AS SHE PULLS OUT THAT SHATTERED GLASS BASEBALL BAT SHE’S KNOWN FOR! SHE’S COMING INTO THIS MATCH ON A MISSION AND THAT’S GOING TO BE KNOWN! MS. EXTREME GOING FOR THE FIRST PERSON IN SIGHT AND THAT’S RAVEN! MS. EXTREME SAID THAT SHE’S GOING TO BE THE COMPETITOR TO WORRY ABOUT TONIGHT AND SHE’S GOING TO SHOW IT!
Rich Russillo: MS. EXTREME SWINGING THAT BAT BUT RAVEN DUCKS UNDER! RAVEN TRYING TO TAKE MS. EXTREME DOWN FROM BELOW BUT MS. EXTREME MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! MS. EXTREME IS BEHIND RAVEN AS SHE SWINGS FOR THE FENCES!
CRACK!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME ABSOLUTELY SLAMMING THAT SHATTERED GLASS BASEBALL BAT RIGHT AT THE BACK OF RAVEN’S HEAD! HERE COMES KENSINGTEN NOW BACK UP TO HER FEET AFTER RAVEN TOOK HER OUT! MS. EXTREME SWINGING BUT KENSINGTEN QUICKLY BACKS UP, KENSINGTEN LUNGING FORWARD ATTEMPTING TO GET THE WEAPON OUT OF MS. EXTREME’S HANDS! BUT MS. EXTREME WITH A HEADBUTT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF KENSINGTEN SENDING HER BACK!
WHIP!
Persephone: HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rich Russillo: DARCY! DARCY MAY MORGAN IS BACK AS LOOK WHAT SHE HAS IN HER HAND! THE PINK RAZOR WHIP! THAT’S WHAT BROUGHT HER TO VICTORY AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION IN THE SPECIALIST CHAMBER AND SHE LOOKS TO CONTINUE THAT TONIGHT I SUPPOSE! MS. EXTREME CRUMBLES DOWN TO THE GROUND AS KENSINGTEN QUICKLY RETREATS OUT OF THE RING!
James Peters: DARCY GOING WILD NOW AS SHE SLAMS THAT RAZOR WHIP RIGHT DOWN INTO MS. EXTREME! RAVEN COMING RIGHT FOR DARCY AS SHE SWINGS QUICKLY TRYING TO TAKE HER DOWN! BUT DARCY DUCKS UNDER! DARCY LOOKING TO WRAP THE RAZOR WHIP AROUND RAVEN AND SUBDUE HER!
Rich Russillo: BUT RAVEN SLIPS OUT BARELY AS SHE SENDS A KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF DARCY SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Raven picking up that steel chair now as clearly she would be at a major disadvantage now without a weapon! BUT-
CRACK!
James Peters: KENSINGTEN IS IN THE RING! SHE SMACKED RAVEN FROM BEHIND WITH A DESIGNER HANDBAG! SHE’S SHOWING IT OFF NOW THAT CLEARLY IT HAS CINDER BLOCKS IN IT! Raven sent down to a knee as she grabs the back of her head which begins to gush with blood in pain!
CRACK!
Persephone: BREAK THAT BITCH YES!
Rich Russillo: KENSINGTEN SLAMMING THE HEADBAG ONCE MORE INTO THE HEAD OF RAVEN SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Kensingten seems to be the only one in the ring at the moment-
CRACK!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME IS BACK INTO THIS MATCH! SHE SLAMS THE BAT RIGHT BACK INTO THE HEAD OF KENSINGTEN AND KENSINGTEN IS FORCED TO RETREAT AWAY I’M SURE FEELING A LOT OF PAIN! MS. EXTREME FINALLY GETTING BACK AFTER DARCY’S VICIOUS ATTACK! MS. EXTREME LOOKS READY IN THE RING- AND WHAT THE HELL?!
Persephone: You’ve gotta be kidding me, these idiots really do suffer from some sort of mental illness.
Rich Russillo: IS THAT A BARBED WIRE WRAPPED PIECE OF PAPER?! ALEXIS SLAMMING IT INTO THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME AND TRYING TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! I THINK THAT’S CALLED THE “AVA ADOPTION PAPERS”! AND I SUPPOSE YOU CAN GUESS WHO CAME UP WITH THAT WEAPON!
James Peters: MS. EXTREME TRYING TO PUSH IT AWAY BUT ALEXIS IS PRACTICALLY SUFFOCATING THE EVERLIVING SHIT OUT OF HER! MS. EXTREME REACHING FOR THAT SHATTERED GLASS BASEBALL BAT AS SHE TRIES TO SLAM IT REPEATEDLY INTO THE HEAD OF ALEXIS! ALEXIS FINALLY LETTING GO, WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW!
CRACK!
Rich Russillo: ALEXIS STOMPS THE BARBED WIRE PIECE OF PAPER DOWN ON THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME! SHE’S OUT! ALEXIS TOOK OUT MS. EXTREME BUT I DON’T THINK SHE SEES WHAT’S BEHIND HER! WATCH OUT!
CRASH!
James Peters: MY GOD! HARPER LEE IS FREE! WHAT WAS THAT IN HER HAND! IT WAS A GLASS PANE! SHE SMASHED IT OVER THE HEAD OF ALEXIS, PAYBACK! HERE COMES DARCY AS SHE QUICKLY RUNS OVER TO HARPER AND SWINGS THE RAZOR WHIP AT HER, BUT HARPER QUICKLY GRABS THE WHIP AND PULLS DARCY IN USING IT AND CONNECTING WITH A LARIAT!
Rich Russillo: HERE COMES RAVEN! BUT HARPER QUICKLY GRABBING RAVEN! YES! SHE LOCKS IN NIGHTMARE IN LEE’S RING! GUILLOTINE CHOKE IS LOCKED IN AS SHE’S CHOKING THE HELL OUT OF RAVEN!
James Peters: MEANWHILE DARCY IS BACK UP ONTO HER FEET AS SHE’S IN A BACK AND FORTH WITH KENSINGTEN! KENSINGTEN SENDING HER INTO THE ROPES AS SHE SENDS DARCY INTO A IRISH WHIP! KENSINGTEN WITH A KNEE LIFT! DARCY IS QUICKLY UP TO HER FEET NOW AS KENSINGTEN GRABS HER AND RAMS HER INTO THE CORNER!
Persephone: Ugh, now this match just went back to boring. I was more used to the explosions and shit you get me? AND OF COURSE EXPECTING SOMEONE, SOMEONE IN SPECIFIC, TO DIE!
Rich Russillo: Kensingten now seeing the predicament as this could just be a chance to finish it as she’s climbing up to the top rope and balancing herself as Darcy slowly pulls herself up to her feet as well, THIS COULDN’T BE GOOD FOR DARCY IF KENSINGTEN IS ABLE TO PULL THIS OFF! THE SOUTH STAR- NO! DARCY PUSHING KENSINGTEN OFF THE TOP ROPE BEFORE SHE’S ABLE TO EXECUTE THE PHOENIX DRAGONRANA! KENSINGTEN FALLS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA AS SHE TUMBLES FLAT!
James Peters: Meanwhile it seems the bloodied Ms. Extreme has risen up to her feet. It seems the anger hasn’t subsided as she’s going after anyone that moves! ALEXIS IS UP TO HER FEET NOW AS SHE SEES THAT! MS. EXTREME GOING RIGHT AFTER ALEXIS, ALEXIS ATTEMPTING TO KICK MS. EXTREME! BUT MS. EXTREME GRABBING THE LEG OF ALEXIS AND KICKING AT THE INJURED LEG OF ALEXIS! ALEXIS FALLS TO THE GROUND AS WHAT IS MS. EXTREME THINKING OF DOING?!
Rich Russillo: ANKLE LOCK! MS. EXTREME TWISTING AWAY AT THAT INJURED LEG OF ALEXIS AS SHE SCREAMS IN PAIN! ALEXIS TRYING TO KICK AWAY AND ESCAPE BUT SHE’S IN TOO MUCH PAIN TO DO SO! SHE MIGHT JUST TAP OUT HERE!
James Peters: WAIT! LOOK! HARPER! HARPER WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF MS. EXTREME BREAKING UP THE HOLD! REMEMBER IF ONLY ONE PERSON GETS PINNED OR SUBMITTED THIS MATCH IS OVER! SO THEY HAVE TO BE CAREFUL! MS. EXTREME FENDING OFF HARPER NOW! MS. EXTREME KICKING HARPER IN THE GUT, TWIST OF FATE- NO! HARPER REVERSES OUT OF IT AND!
Rich Russillo: CLASS! TRIAL! HARPER BRINGS MS. EXTREME DOWN TO A KNEE AND CONNECTS WITH A VICIOUS KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF MS. EXTREME! HARPER QUICKLY LEAPING FORWARD AND GOING FOR THE PIN! THIS MIGHT BE IT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEE-
Persephone: WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
James Peters: RAVEN’S WINGS! SPIRAL TAP ONTO HARPER AND MS. EXTREME WHICH BREAKS UP THE PIN! Persephone… are you ok?
Persephone: S:DKLSDKNSLKNDLSKDNLDKNSLNKDLSKNDLKSNLDKN:A”:L:SA” THAT FUCKING BITCH!
Rich Russillo: It’s ok. RAVEN FALLS INTO THE CORNER AS HARPER IS UP TO HER FEET STILL STUNNED BY RAVEN’S WINGS! RAVEN BOOSTING HERSELF FORWARD ONTO HARPER! TALON! TALON CONNECTS RIGHT ONTO THE JAW OF HARPER AS THAT KICK KNOCKS HER OUT COLD! THIS MIGHT BE IT! THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE AND NOW!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEE-
James Peters: MY GAWD! DARCY MAY MORGAN POWERS UP AND MANAGES TO BREAK THE PIN ATTEMPT! Everyone is practically rolling out of the ring in pain now as this fight as broken out of the outside! EVERYONE IS GOING AT ONE ANOTHER! MS. EXTREME HAS PULLED OUT THAT STEEL CHAIR AS SHE’S ATTEMPTING TO RAM EVERYONE IN HER PATH NOW THAT SHE’S UP AND RUNNING! HARPER AND DARCY ARE FIGHTING IT OUT WHILST RAVEN IS HOLDING HER OWN RIGHT NOW AS WELL! LOOK! KENSINGTEN IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE! KENSINGTEN LEAPS OFF AND TAKES OUT A SELECT FEW PEOPLE WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!
Persephone: Wait, what? What’s that little shit doing up there?
Rich Russillo: THAT’S ALEXIS CHAMBERS! SHE’S ON ONE OF THE CELLS! SHE LOOKS TO BE ABLE TO LEAP OFF IT AS EVERYONE IS TAKING NOTICE! MY GOD! HOLY SHIT! CROSSBODY! EVERYONE IS DOWN! EVERYONE IS DOWN! ALEXIS CHAMBERS HAS JUST TAKEN EVERYONE OUT! EVEN WITH THAT BUM KNEE SHE’S STILL FIGHTING!
(Everyone that’s participating in the No Way Out Match is down and out on the floor. Nobody seems to be moving as they’ve just had the absolute life beaten out of them. Although one begins to slowly come alive and move a arm and begin to crawl)
James Peters: RAVEN IS ALIVE! SHE’S MAKING HER WAY OVER TO THE CLOSEST PERSON NOW! COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE DONE FOR RIGHT NOW! THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY SHE NEEDED! THE AVIARY! CATTLE MUTILATION STYLE CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING IS LOCKED IN ON KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!
Persephone: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: KENSINGTEN IS SCRATCHING AND CLAWING! TRYING TO ESCAPE OUT OF THE HOLD! IT MIGHT BE TOO MUCH THOUGH! I DON’T THINK SHE CAN REALLY ESCAPE, IT’S EITHER TAP OR SNAP AT THIS POINT!
(In the background Darcy May Morgan is seen, she’s slowly rising up to her feet with urgency as she sees Raven locking in The Aviary on Kensingten)
James Peters: DARCY IS UP! SHE’S MAKING HER WAY OVER AS KENSINGTEN IS LOCKED INTO THE HOLD! IT’S NO USE! THERE’S NO ESCAPE FOR KENSINGTEN! DARCY IS LEAPING FORWARD!
Rich Russillo: AND SHE LEAPS RIGHT ONTO KENSINGTEN!
James Peters: BUT IT’S TOO LATE! KENSINGTEN TAPS! KENSINGTEN TAPS! WE HAVE A WINNER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Mark My Words’ blasts through the speakers as Raven Roberts lets go of the hold and escapes from the pile of bodies. The Universal Women’s Champion, Minerva is seen glaring at Raven as she rolls her way into the ring and gets up from her knees clearly exhausted. She grabs the ropes and begins to pull herself up as the Ref raises her hand up in victory, before Raven gives a smirk realizing)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner of the NO WAY OUT MATCH… RAVEN ROBERTS!!!!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: WHAT A MATCH! I can admit surely that all of these women gave it their all. They put it all on the line and despite the blood, sweat, and everything I’m sure you’re aware of, at the end of the day each and every one of them shined in one way or another. But at the end of the day it was granted to the person who wanted it most, who would go the extra mile to do so, and of course that was our winner tonight, Raven Roberts.
James Peters: She wanted, frankly needed this shot at Pain For Pride for the Universal Women’s Championship, and to be frank she longed for this. Think about it, Fire And Ice both heading in as Unified Tag Team Champions and also fighting for World Championships at the Grandest Stage Of Them All, skies the limit. Raven put it all out there, starting at the beginning of the match, and ultimately ending it, that’s determination. Congratulations to our winner tonight!
(Raven finally turns her head to the ringside area as Minerva finally pulls herself up from her seat as both of them stare down one another. The last shot is Minerva pointing to the large Pain For Pride sign that hangs in the sky as the camera fades out to black)
(Commercial break for the Poon Palace featuring TLA and Landerson. Hopefully Landerson’s wife isn’t watching him get a lap dance from a Kasey Kaos look-a-like.)
(Fighting Spirit fades back in and the next match graphic flashes across the screen.)
(The camera cuts to Bella.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… the following contest is an Unsanctioned Match and it’s scheduled for one fall!
(“It Ain’t Safe” by Skepta begins to blast across the public address system.)
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Jordie Ripley… from Tower Hamlets, London… weighing in at 240 pounds… he is ‘The Libertine’ Charlie Marr!!!
(Charlie walks on stage and takes a look around. A smirk crosses his handsome face as he takes Jordie’s hand and begins to make his way to the ring.)
James Peters: I can’t really express how excited I am for this match! This is quite possibly the final chapter in the rivalry of Charlie Marr and Jordie Ripley. Tonight’s Unsanctioned Match will have absolutely no rules, which is something these two Elitists are more than fine with. They are looking to tear each other apart tonight!
Persephone: Oh brother. Didn’t this shit start because of some shitty tag team match like literally two years ago? How can someone even remotely hold a grudge that long??
Rich Russillo: That’s a great point, beautiful. This whole thing between Charlie and Jack extends back to the Pain for Pride Festival when Jack cost MarrKade a chance to become the Unified Tag Team Champ-
James Peters: JACK RIPLEY JUST BLASTED CHARLIE MARR FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR! I GUESS HE DECIDED HE DIDN’T WANT TO WAIT TO GET THIS WAR STARTED!!!!
Persephone: VOLTAGE ENDED LAST WEEK WITH CHARLIE SENDING JACK OFF THE STAGE! I GUESS JACK DOESN’T WANT A REPEAT! HE TAKES CHARLIE AND RAMS HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE RING STEPS! HE ROLLS CHARLIE INSIDE THE RING AND BEGINS HAMMERING AWAY ON HIM WITH PUNCH AFTER PUNCH!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Rich Russillo: THERE’S THE BELL BUT IT’S KIND OF A MOOT POINT! JACK HAS CHARLIE BACK TO HIS FEET AND HE RAMS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! HE KEEPS CONTROL OF CHARLIE AND RAMS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST FOR A SECOND, THIRD, FOURTH, AND FIFTH TIME!!! :damn:!
James Peters: JACK PULLS CHARLIE AWAY FROM THE POST, NAILS HIM WITH AN UPPERCUT, AND THROWS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! WOW!!!!
Rich Russillo: Jordie has run to Charlie’s side to check on him, while Jack is digging under the ring. Jack pulls out a kendo stick and he is quick to point it at his little sister! Jordie holds her hands up and backs away slowly and that allows Jack ample opportunity to strike Charlie in the abdomen with the kendo stick! Charlie is a sitting duck now as Jack beats the hell out of him with the kendo stick! Jack breaks the stick over Charlie and he’s forced to toss it down. Those are some nasty looking welts that have already formed on Charlie’s stomach and the former EAW World Champion is withering on the ground in a tremendous amount of pain.
Persephone: Jack has a handful of beard now and he is dragging Charlie over towards the barricades. He sets Charlie up against them and THERE IS YOU’LL FLOAT TOO! CHARLE IS SENT OVER THE BARRICADES INTO THE CROWD!!!
James Peters: Jack is over the barricades now and we all know he’s not trying to finish this thing this early. The plan tonight is to truly hurt Charlie Marr! Jack is hauling Charlie up… SUPLEX INTO A GROUP OF CHAIRS! OUCH!
Rich Russillo: JACK IS FOLDING UP ONE OF THOSE CHAIRS AND HE IS ATTACKING CHARLIE WITH IT! THE LIBERTINE IS GETTING HIS ASS WHIPPED SO FAR TONIGHT!
Persephone: I mean he kinda deserves it for being so fucking ugly. It makes me sick to look at Charlie Marr 🤢🤢🤢
James Peters: Well Jordie would disagree with you on that and right now she is sitting on the ring steps, watching this match unfold in horror. This is not the start she was expecting, I’m sure. It’s not that often we see someone as tough as Charlie Marr completely brutalized like this.
Rich Russillo: Jack is now dragging Charlie through the crowd and up the stairs! We have seen these two fight all over arenas before and with absolutely no rules in this match, and we know tonight isn’t going to be any different.
Persephone: 😴😴😴
James Peters: Jack and Charlie have stopped at the top of the stairs and it still seems like Charlie is a little worse for the wear. Jack has him back up and he looks for a forearm, but even on spaghetti legs, Charlie is able to block the forearm. Charlie fires back with one of his own, but Jack blocks that, nails Charlie in the face with a palm strike, and catches him in the stomach with a kick. Jack hooks Charlie by the tights, but Charlie blocks the suplex attempt and is able to lift up… and bring Jack down with a back body drop!
Rich Russillo: Charlie is trying to shake the cobwebs out, having finally gotten Jack down. I’m sure Charlie didn’t expect a start like this from Jack either!
Persephone: Why is he reaching into his boot?
Rich Russillo: :skip: Did ole dude just pull out a switchblade?!
James Peters: :damn: I THOUGHT AFTER BLOODSPORT ALL KNIVES WERE BANNED FROM VOLTAGE?!
Persephone: I THINK HE’S GOING TO STAB HIM! WE’RE GUNNA HAVE AN ACTUAL MURDER :blessed: :blessed: :blessed: ONE LESS PERSON TO COMPETE WITH REXY IN THE FUTURE!!!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE TRIES TO STAB JACK, BUT JACK IS ABLE TO GET HIS FEET UP AND KICK THE BLADE OUT OF CHARLIE’S HANDS! THANK GAWD FOR THAT! JACK NAILS CHARLIE IN THE FACE WITH HIS FOOT, BUT CHARLIE MOUNTS HIM AND BEGINS BATTERING HIM WITH HIS FISTS! CHARLIE WITH THOSE DEVASTATING RIGHTS AND LEFTS! JACK TRIES TO FIGHT CHARLIE OFF, BUT CHARLIE PEPPERS HIM WITH FOREARMS AND JERKS HIM UP BY THE HAIR. BOTH MEN ARE STILL AT THE TOP OF THOSE STAIRS AND CHARLIE WITH THE CHARING CROSS!
James Peters: THE CHARING CROSS SENDS JACK ROLLING DOWN THE STAIRS!! OH MY GAWD! THE BACK OF JACK RIPLEY’S HEAD JUST SLAMMED INTO THE CONCRETE! I THINK HE MIGHT BE KNOCKED OUT!
Persephone: Well the creepy little gremlin is rushing down the stairs now to check the damage done. Charlie sees that Jack is likely out and he immediately grabs a chair. Charlie wraps the chair around Jack’s leg a few times, making sure he targets that surgically repaired left knee of Jack Ripley! Jack is screaming in pain, but Charlie is absolutely relentless right now! Charlie throws down the chair, grabs Jack’s leg, and wraps him up in a half crab submission! Jack is in excruciating pain right now and I’m living for it!
Rich Russillo: My little sadistic queen :wow:
Persephone: :skip: I’m not your any kind of queen.
James Peters: Jack is trying to fight his way out of this but there really isn’t anywhere for him to go right now! He has no choice but to endure this and with Pain for Pride like three weeks away, I hope that Charlie doesn’t do any permanent damage to Jack :lupe:
Persephone: Well stupid, the whole point of this match is so like they can hurt one another and stuff. Why the fuck are we watching it if they aren’t going to kill one another??
Rich Russillo: Charlie finally releases the half crab and he’s got Jack by the hair again! He drags him over to the barricades and dumps him to the outside. Jordie immediately springs into action and she starts looking under the ring for a weapon! She pulls out a black bag and look at the smile on her face! Charlie has started pulling the protective padding up from the floor and he’s exposed the concrete. Jordie is working the knot out of the bag, and she just dumped what seems to be hundreds of thumbtacks down on the ground. Charlie has Jack again, and he drags him over to the thumbtacks. THE HEADMASTER RITUAL! THE SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS ON THE THUMBTACKS! CHARLIE DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
James Peters: JACK KICKS OUT!
Rich Russillo: Charlie rolls off his brother-in-law and now he is digging under the ring. We know that at Pain for Pride, Charlie Marr will face Malcolm Jones in the fourth installment of Barbed Wire Massacre. These kind of matches are right up Charlie’s alley and oh dear. Is that razor wire in his hands?
Persephone: Oooooh! It is! He should totally gouge Jack’s eyes out with that.
James Peters: :skip:!!!!
Rich Russillo: He’s wrapping it around the neck of Jack Ripley instead! Jack is being choked with that strand of razor wire, and he is bleeding from the neck now! Jack is kicking and thrashing, but clawing at the razor wire isn’t helping the situation at all! Charlie seems content to just hold this choke in, and he places his knee in the middle of Jack’s back to apply even more pressure! Jack’s face is turning purple, and we have seen Charlie Marr choke out plenty of opponents here on Voltage. :lupe:
Persephone: :skip: He lets go???
James Peters: :lupe: I think right now this is more about torturing your opponent than actually winning the match. There is no other reason Charlie would release that choke. He wants to punish Jack Ripley for whatever fucked up reasons, and I can only imagine how bad this match is going to get considering it’s just really getting started.
Rich Russillo: Charlie is dragging Jack up the ramp by that razor wire. It doesn’t seem to bother The Libertine one bit that those little razors are cutting into his own palms. They make it to the top of the stage and Charlie drags Jack over to the edge! We saw Charlie send Jack off the stage and into a pile of electrical equipment last week thanks to a ‘Charing Cross’ and I shudder to think of what he’s got in store for Jack right now! Charlie pulls the man up by that razor wire noose he’s created and he looks for another Charing Cross!!!
James Peters: JACK DUCKED!!!
Persephone: JACK QUICKLY SPINS AROUND AND CATCHES CHARLIE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH ‘YOU’LL FLOAT TOO’!!! CHARLIE JUST FREAKING FLEW OFF THE STAGE!!! MAYBE HE BROKE HIS NECK ON THE LANDING????
Rich Russillo: :whoa: We don’t wish that on the bearded beauty!
Persephone: YES WE DO!
James Peters: What is Ripley doing? :lupe:
Persephone: Well, he is unwrapping the razor wire from his neck which I think is a pretty good idea considering he was nearly choked to death with it…
Rich Russillo: He might be untangling himself, but I know Jack Ripley. He is about to go high risk right. He is back up to the edge of the stage and he takes a moment to peak down at Charlie. Charlie Marr has not moved since taking that superkick to the back of the head…
James Peters: BELIEVE IT OR NOT! BELIEVE IT OR NOT! JACK WITH THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE STAGE! HE LANDS ON TOP OF CHARLIE! HOLY SHIT THAT WAS GUTSY! THE REFEREE RUSHES IN TO COUNT BUT JACK WAVES HIM OFF!
Rich Russillo: Jack’s not ready to make the pin yet and I guess I can’t blame him. His family was literally torn apart thanks to Charlie Marr, and with this being potentially the last singles match ever between these two, you know it’s all about getting revenge. I don’t even think winning means that much to either man.
Persephone: Jack finally rolls off Charlie and he grabs a discard monitor! He raises it above his head and goes to slam it down on Charlie, but Charlie is somehow able to roll out of the way! The monitor slams into the ground and the glass shatters! We got glass now! :blessed:!!
James Peters: Jack quickly regroups and nails Charlie in the back of the skull! Charlie is bleeding from the back of his head now, and Jack jerks him over towards that broken glass! He pulls Charlie’s head up and slams him face first into the glass and now he is rubbing Charlie’s face in it! :damn:
Persephone: :blessed: Crimson face mask!!!
Rich Russillo: :damn:! Jack pulls Charlie up and he starts dragging him backstage!
James Peters: Both men are backstage right now as Jordie follows along, AND JACK GRABS CHARLIE AND RAMS HIM INTO A WALL! The two are at the gorilla position area right now, but that doesn’t last long as Jack sends Charlie out into a hallway! Charlie is getting back up, BUT JACK GRABS HIM AND KNEES HIM IN THE FACE! After everything that happened with these two this match was bound to get nasty, Charlie’s face is almost unrecognizable right now!
Rich Russillo: Jack now grabbing Charlie and dragging him through the hallway, and I don’t like the look of Jack’s face! Jack taking Charlie, AND HE SENDS HIM RIGHT THROUGH THE DOOR INTO THE PRODUCTION AREA! JACK JUST BROKE DOWN THE DOOR USING CHARLIE’S BODY, AND RIGHT NOW THINGS AREN’T LOOKING GOOD! JACK THROWING CHARLIE ALL THE WAY INTO THE ROOM, AND NOW HE’S EYEING ONE OF THE CAMERAS!
Persephone: I think I like this. Maybe after all this Charlie can get some plastic surgery and who knows? Maybe he’ll actually look a bit less…. Like that. Anyways Jack grabbed one of the cameras, and somehow Charlie is getting back up, JUST FOR JACK TO SWING THE CAMERA AT HIM- Wait what?? How did Charlie duck a camera that big? Wait, Charlie is grabbing one of the lights, AND HE JUST PUSHED IT ONTO JACK! How did Jack even let that happen to him? Is he really that incompetent?
James Peters: Charlie at this point looks like he’s doing whatever he can just to survive. Jack was able to push the light out of the way, BUT CHARLIE JUST GRABBED A TRIPOD AND HIT JACK IN THE FACE WITH IT! Jack just stumbled down onto a knee, AND NOW CHARLIE GRABS JACK AND THROWS HIM INTO A PRODUCTION CRATE! I don’t know how, but it looks like Charlie’s found a way to come back into this! Right now it looks like these two don’t even want to just win this match. These two are doing whatever they can to kill each other! This is insane!
Rich Russillo: Well they’ve done this once before, and now they’re doing it again. Charlie grabbing Jack now, and he slams his face into the production crate! Charlie isn’t finished there though! He’s climbing on top of the crate before pulling Jack up with him, and oh God, I think he’s setting up for something big here! This is bad, Jack needs to get out of this! Charlie Marr now hooking both of Jack’s arms, NO! THE QUEEN IS DEAD!!!
Persephone: BOOOO, Jack got out of it! Instead of Charlie hitting the move Jack lifted him up and hit a back body drop off of the crate. Charlie is trying to grab onto whatever he can in order to get back to his feet, but I guess Jack is having none of it. Jack is dragging Charlie out of the ring now, and it looks like he’s taking him out of the production area now, and there they go back into the hallway. I wonder what’s next, seeing these two kill each other is actually pretty entertaining. It looks like Charlie is slowly coming to his senses, and- CHARLIE JUST TOSSED JACK INTO A HUGE PILE OF BOXES!
James Peters: Clearly some desperation from Charlie, but now Charlie is taking a fire extinguisher off the wall! What’s he gonna use that for!? Jack is starting to come to his senses, and in turn it looks like he’s somehow getting back up, but I don’t think he realizes what Charlie has in his hand! Jack trying to reapproach Charlie after escaping that pile of boxes- JUST FOR CHARLIE TO SWING THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER AT HIM!
Rich Russillo: JACK MANAGED TO CATCH IT JUST BEFORE IT COULD HIT HIS FACE! THAT WAS EXTREMELY CLOSE, AND NOW JACK KICKS CHARLIE IN THE MIDSECTION BEFORE TAKING THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER FROM HIM! JACK NOW- WAIT NO! JUST WHEN JACK WAS ABOUT TO HIT CHARLIE WITH THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER, CHARLIE JUST LOW BLOWED HIM! JACK WAS JUST KICKED RIGHT BELOW THE BELT, AND NOW CHARLIE USES ALL HIS POWER TO SEND JACK INTO THE WALL! CHARLIE PICKING THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER UP FROM THE FLOOR- AND HE JUST THREW IT AT JACK’S FACE!!!
Persephone: Omg this is amazing! These two really are killing each other! Charlie really just threw a fire extinguisher at the poor kid’s face. Now Charlie is the one dragging Jack along the hallways, and it looks like these two are going into catering! Charlie with a knee lift to Jack’s midsection to keep him from fighting back as he walks into catering, and honestly I have no clue what he’s gonna do here of all places, but I’m interested.
James Peters: Charlie grabbing Jack now, AND HE SENDS HIM FLYING ACROSS ONE OF THE TABLES! JACK TRYING TO USE ONE OF THE CHAIRS TO PULL HIMSELF UP, BUT CHARLIE JUST GRABBED ANOTHER CHAIR AND THREW IT AT HIM! THESE TWO ARE TRYING TO DO WHATEVER THEY CAN TO TAKE EACH OTHER OUT, THIS IS INSANE! Charlie now is grabbing Jack, AND NOW HE’S PULLING HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!
Rich Russillo: JACK IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT THOUGH! JACK IS PUNCHING CHARLIE REPEATEDLY, AND FINALLY HE MANAGES TO SEND CHARLIE ONTO THAT SAME TABLE WITH A HURRICANRANA! CHARLIE JUST LANDED RIGHT ON TOP OF THE TABLE, AND NOW JACK JUMPS ONTO THE TABLE BEFORE HITTING A HUGE DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN! THESE MEN ARE LITERALLY FIGHTING ON TOP OF A TABLE IN CATERING RIGHT NOW! JACK IS GETTING THE BETTER OF CHARLIE, BUT CHARLIE IS ABLE TO PUSH JACK OFF THE TABLE! BOTH MEN MANAGE TO GET BACK TO THEIR FEET, AND-
Persephone: DEATH OR GLORY!! THAT BEARDED DEMON JUST DOVE OFF THE TABLE AND HIT THE DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Wow. I didn’t expect to see something like that to be honest. Charlie now is taking one of those chairs, AND NOW HE’S JUST SLAMMING IT ON TOP OF JACK! OVER AND OVER! This is amazing, someone’s actually gonna die and I’m here for it. This is no Rex McAllister match, but this isn’t the worst thing in the world either.
James Peters: Charlie now is going over to some of the food on one of the tables, and he just took one of the serving trays and tossed out all the food that was on it! Charlie now is reapproaching Jack with the metal tray, AND HE TRIES TO HIT HIM WITH IT BUT JACK MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! JACK IS GETTING BACK UP, AND HE JUST TOSSED A CHAIR AT CHARLIE BUT CHARLIE PUSHED IT OUT THE WAY! JACK NOW JUMPING ONTO THE TABLE, AND HE RUNS AT CHARLIE BEFORE DIVING RIGHT OFF OF IT, DROPKICKING THE METAL TRAY INTO HIS FACE! JACK LOOKS LIKE HE’S REACHED… I DON’T KNOW IF I’D EVEN CALL IT A SECOND WIND, BUT JACK IS BACK IN THIS MATCH!
Rich Russillo: If you want to even call this a match. The way I see it, this has been an all out war! Both men are covered in blood at this point, and yet they’re still going! Jack taking Charlie now, and it looks like the two are exiting catering now! Jack walking with Charlie through the hallway, AND CHARLIE PUNCHES JACK IN THE STOMACH, BUT JACK RETALIATES WITH AN ELBOW TO CHARLIE’S HEAD! Charlie right now is not in good shape, where on Earth could Jack be taking him? Wait, is Jordie doing?
Persephone: Jordie Ripley is catching up to Jack and Charlie, and she just picked a toolbox up from the floor, and I don’t think Jack noticed. Jack is still walking with Charlie- BUT JORDIE JUST SWUNG THE TOOLBOX IN JACK’S FACE! JACK JUST DROPPED TO THE GROUND, AND THE TOOLBOX JUST OPENED AFTER THAT! Woah, maybe they’re both gonna need surgery after this. Jack doesn’t look all that good either. Charlie is rummaging through the tools, and he just picked up a screwdriver? That sounds awesome! Is he gonna stab him with it?
James Peters: It worries me how much you want these two to kill each other. Unfortunately it looks like you’re gonna get what you want, BECAUSE CHARLIE JUST SLAMS DOWN THE SCREWDRIVE- NO! JACK ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! JACK MOVED AND THE SCREWDRIVER DOESN’T HIT HIM! That was way too close, Charlie aimed right for his head! Charlie still holding that screwdriver, but it doesn’t look like he’s gonna use it yet! Charlie grabbing another tool as Jack gets back up- CHARLIE JUST THREW A HAMMER AT JACK’S HEAD!
Rich Russillo: JACK MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, THANK GOD! CHARLIE CHARGING AT JACK, AND HE THRUSTS THE SCREWDRIVER AT HIM, BUT JACK MOVED! JACK MANAGED TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY ONCE AGAIN, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE SCREWDRIVER JUST GOT STUCK IN THE DOOR JACK WAS STANDING IN FRONT OF! JACK PUNCHING CHARLIE IN THE FACE, BUT NOW CHARLIE HITS JACK WITH HIS OWN PUNCH! THESE TWO ARE GOING BACK AND FORTH RIGHT NOW, BUT CHARLIE HITS JACK RIGHT IN THE NOSE WITH A BACK ELBOW! CHARLIE NOW GRABBING JACK AND RAMMING HIM INTO THE WALL, AND NOW CHARLIE IS GRABBING A WRENCH, AND WAIT NO! CHARLIE JUST SWUNG THE WRENCH AT JACK!
Persephone: YES! Charlie just hit Jack with the wrench! AND HE DOES IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! Charlie is repeatedly hitting Jack with the wrench, and now Charlie just tosses Jack to a further wall down the hallway! Right now Jack is basically defenseless, he’s just getting destroyed by Charlie, and that’s great. If Jack is gonna be the one that dies that’s perfectly fine with me. Charlie now is dragging Jack with him across the hallway, and where are they going now- wait a second! Look, at the top of the steps! The ugly gnome and Jack are at the top!
James Peters: Wow, these two went all the way over there!? Charlie now going to punch Jack- BUT JACK BLOCKS IT BEFORE PUNCHING CHARLIE INSTEAD! CHARLIE HAD TO HANG ONTO THE RAILING TO STOP HIMSELF FROM FALLING DOWN THE STEPS, BUT BEFORE JACK COULD CAPITALIZE CHARLIE PUNCHED HIM IN THE STOMACH! CHARLIE GRABBING JACK BY THE ARM, AND HE SENDS HIM DOWN THE STEPS- BUT JACK IS ABLE TO GRAB ONTO THE RAILING HIMSELF BEFORE HE COULD FALL DOWN TOO FAR! JACK IS STILL HANGING ON, BUT WAIT A SECOND!
Rich Russillo: CHARLIE GRABS JACK AND SLAMS HIS FACE INTO THE RAILING! CHARLIE NOW GRABBING JACK- JUST FOR JACK TO HIT A REVERSE STO INTO THE RAILING!! JACK NOW, SENDING CHARLIE TUMBLING DOWN THE STEPS WITH A HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE! CHARLIE JUST TUMBLED BASICALLY TO THE BOTTOM OF THE STEPS, IS CHARLIE GONNA BE OKAY!?
Persephone: Hopefully not. I want these two to hurt each other as much as possible, to the point of no return. If Charlie can survive a barbed wire massacre or whatever it’s called, falling down some steps will be nothing. At least I think so. Anyways Jack is running down the stairs while Charlie is grabbing the railing to pull himself up, what’s he doing!?
James Peters: JACK IS RUNNING DOWN THE STAIRS LIKE YOU SAID PERSEPHONE, AND JACK JUST DOVE OFF THE STEPS WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!! WHAT IS THIS MAN THINKING!? JACK JUST TOOK CHARLIE DOWN WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY, AND YET STILL JACK IS FINDING A WAY TO GET BACK UP! IT’S LIKE THESE TWO DON’T CARE WHAT DAMAGE THEY’RE PUTTING THEMSELVES THROUGH, THEY’RE JUST FOCUSED ON DESTROYING EACH OTHER! Jack is back to his feet using some of the production crates near the bottom of the steps, and now Jack is looking inside one of the crates for something, oh no..
Rich Russillo: JACK HAS A SLEDGEHAMMER IN HIS HAND! JACK JUST TOOK A SLEDGEHAMMER FROM ONE OF THE CRATES, AND NOW HE’S APPROACHING CHARLIE! JACK HOLDING THE SLEDGEHAMMER UP- AND HE ATTEMPTED TO SLAM IT DOWN ONTO CHARLIE’S HEAD, BUT CHARLIE MANAGED TO GRAB THE SLEDGEHAMMER AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT! THAT SLEDGEHAMMER WOULD’VE MORE THAN LIKELY KILLED CHARLIE- BUT WAIT! JACK STOMPING ONTO CHARLIE, AND NOW HE TRIES AGAIN! JACK SLAMS THE SLEDGEHAMMER ONTO CHARLIE!
Persephone: UGH! This time Jordie grabbed the sledgehammer, and Jack had to kick her away, meanwhile Charlie just grabbed onto the railing to quickly pull himself back to his feet! Jack swinging the sledgehammer at Charlie, BUT ONCE AGAIN THAT IDIOT CATCHES IT! Charlie kicks Jack in the stomach and pulls the sledgehammer out of his hands, and- YES! CHARLIE JUST HIT JACK IN THE STOMACH WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!! JACK JUST DROPPED DOWN, AND NOW I THINK IT’S CHARLIE’S TURN TO TRY AND KILL JACK, EXCEPT CHARLIE DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME AND IMMEDIATELY SWINGS THE SLEDGEHAMMER AT HIM!
James Peters: BUT JACK STILL BARELY MANAGED TO GET OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING CHARLIE TO HIT AND LEAVE A DENT IN THE RAILING! JACK GRABBING CHARLIE FROM BEHIND, AND HE PUTS HIM DOWN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Jack pulling Charlie through the empty crowd of chairs, and now I think he has an idea! Jack pulling Charlie up- BUT CHARLIE QUICKLY LIFTS JACK UP AND SLAMS HIM ONTO THE CHAIRS!! BOTH MEN DROPPED AS CHARLIE MANAGED TO QUICKLY PULL THAT OFF OUT OF DESPERATION, BUT THIS IS JUST INSANE WHAT THESE TWO ARE DOING TO EACH OTHER! The injuries these two are going to have suffered can’t be good.
Rich Russillo: I don’t think either of these two men care. The second Jack Ripley returned at Grand Rampage and Charlie laid his eyes on him, it was obvious that there was no love lost between the two. Charlie is using the chairs to get back up, and now he’s dragging Jack with him over to the barricade. Charlie now tossing Jack over the barricade, and it looks like we’ve finally made it back to ringside! Jordie is following behind the two still, and Charlie is ordering for Jordie to bring one of the steel chairs with her!
Persephone: Obviously Jordie listened, and she just wrapped it around Jack’s neck after making it to ringside! This should be fun! Charlie now, SENDING JACK INTO THE RINGPOST- NO! JACK STOPS HIMSELF WITH HIS FOOT, WHY!? I JUST WANT ONE OF YOU, OR BOTH OF YOU TO DIE! JACK GRABS CHARLIE AND SENDS HIM INTO THE BARRICADE, AND NOW JACK TAKES THE STEEL CHAIR OFF HIS HEAD BEFORE HITTING CHARLIE WITH IT!! JACK JUST HIT CHARLIE OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR, AND NOW JACK SENDS CHARLIE BACK INTO THE RING!
James Peters: BOOOM! HEADSHOT! CHARLIE MARR IS STUNNED AND NOW JACK RIPLEY HAS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE! MARR STUMBLES ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE APRON, BUT RIPLEY IS RIGHT BEHIND AND HE TOSSES HIM INSIDE THE RING YET AGAIN. MARR IS ALMOST OUT… Jack Ripley is now stalking him much like a condor would do, he is circling around his prey! This battles has been so intense and emotional I wonder how in the world Jack Ripley is finding the strength to keep his composure in these final moments. WAIT A SECOND… WHAT IS JORDIE DOING HERE! SHE GOT ON THE APRON AND IT LOOKS LIKE THE DISTRACTION HAS WORKED! JACK RIPLEY JUST TURNED HIS BACK ON CHARLIE, THAT’S NOT WISE JACK!
Rich Russillo: LOW BLOW BY CHARLIE MARR! LIGHTS OUT FOR JACK AS HE COLLAPSES TO HIS KNEES! He is going to feel that in the morning for sure. Now Marr is screaming something at Jordie, yes, I think he just told her to pick up the steel chair yet again! Jordie Marr does just that and she slides right back inside the ring, steel chair in hand. Meanwhile Charlie Marr is picking Jack Ripley back up, the Hunter has his prey right where he wants it… CHARLIE HAS NOW PICKED JACK RIPLEY UP AND HE IS HOLDING HIM LIKE A MEAT SHIELD! MEANWHILE JORDIE MARR IS CLOSING IN. STEEL CHAIR IN HAND, EVIL INTENTIONS IN HER EYES…
Charlie Marr (Off mic): KILL HIM!
James Peters: JORDIE MARR SWINGS THE CHAIR….
James Peters: NO! JACK RIPLEY JUST GOT OUT OF THE WAY IN TIME AND JORDIE MARR HAS HIT CHARLIE INSTEAD! JACK RIPLEY PUSHES JORDIE AWAY AS SHE LOSES HER GRIP ON THE CHAIR AND..YOU’LL FLOAT TOO! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS ON JORDIE, HE JUST KILLED HER, JACK RIPLEY THEN COLLAPSES ON TOP OF CHARLIE MARR, THE COVER….
ONEEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOOOO
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(DING DING DING)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner… Jack Ripley!!!
(BxMxC by BABYMETAL plays up as Jack Ripley slowly makes it back to his feet and the referee raises his hand in celebration)
James Peters: WHAT A WAR THAT WAS!
Rich Russillo: You can say that alright! And what an ironic ending! Jordie Marr helped Charlie so many times in the past, but this time around she was the one who brought him defeat!
Persephone: Yeah but what a coward Jack Ripley was! He just superkicked a woman! Disgusting!
James Peters: That woman shouldn’t have tried to kill him with a steel chair! Either way, Jack Ripley has found some much needed momentum in his road to Pain for Pride. We shall see what this means for him going forward!
Persephone: Okay seriously, we know I don’t really care. I’m so fucking ready to see Rex.
(The camera takes another shot of Jack celebrating before fading into commercial.)
(Commercial break for lotion featuring Persephone. This time it’s lady lotion because Rex’s match is next!!!)
(Fighting Spirit fades back and we see the next match graphic flash across the screen.)
(“Alive” by P.O.D. plays through the speakers as Rex McAllister comes out with a focused look on his face. He knows the competitor that he’s going to be stepping into the ring against and he is going to pour everything that he has to offer in the match.)
Bella Braxton: THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS A 30 MINUTE HARDCORE IRONMAN MATCH AND IT’S SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM SEA ISLE, NEW JERSEY…WEIGHING IN 238 POUNDS… HE IS “THE REX MASTER” .. REX MCALLISTER!!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: With Pain for Pride weeks away, this is going to be a throwback to our main event from Pain for Pride 11 as Rex McAllister was EAW Champion! He looks to headline his third consecutive Pain for Pride going up against the winner of Andrea Valentine and Mr. DEDEDE! Getting a victory over his former rival, would provide him with all the momentum in the world!
James Peters: I wonder if this match is weighing on Rex McAllister’s mind. For those that remember the match, it was Cage that defeated Rex to capture the EAW Championship! I would hope that Rex went into this match, learning from his past mistakes and hoping to prevent making these same mistakes again. This is going to be a determining factor on whether Rex has learned from their last confrontation!
Persephone: Cage isn’t shit compared to Sexy Rexy! I have all the confidence in the world that he’ll wipe the floor with that hobo!
(“Smells like Teen Spirit (Alternative Reality Mix)” by Nirvana plays throughout the arena as Cage walks out with a cold and demented look on his face. He has a backpack, the same backpack that he used back in the chamber match at Road to Redemption and it’s unknown of the weapons inside the backpack.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT…FROM EDMONTON, ALBERTA, CANADA…WEIGHING IN 230 POUNDS… HE IS “EXPLICIT CONTENT” .. CAGE!!!!!!!!
James Peters: I’m a little curious to see what Cage has inside that backpack, but I think he’s got plenty of surprises for himself going into the match! Cage has had a pretty rough season on Dynasty, but I can sense a bit of confidence from him! He’s familiar with Rex! He’s defeated Rex in the past! Cage knows what to do in order to defeat Rex again, so he can’t deny having this confidence with him, but he shouldn’t overlook Rex! I like to think that Rex has learned from those mistakes!
Persephone: I could care less, James! Cage’s run on Dynasty hasn’t been the best all season. It’s almost been forgettable in the sense! The only way that he is going to win is by KILLING Rexy! But, Rexy is so god like, it’s going to be impossible to kill him! :wow:
Rich Russillo: Don’t count out Cage! When this guy is in the zone, it’s difficult to defeat him! Let me remind you that these two were the final two in this year’s forty man Grand Rampage! People were anticipating to see if these two were going to cross paths in the match! Cage knew that these two would end up being the last men standing in the match! They were always destined to be the last two standing and now, they meet just two years from their main event at Pain for Pride Festival! But, who is going to win this! Cage? Rex? We’re going to find that out now!
(DING! DING! DING!)
[30:00]
James Peters: Rex McAllister and Cage have thirity minutes in order to win this Hardcore Ironman Match! It may be difficult to keep either of these men down, knowing their history with each other. You can consider this a bit of a rematch from the Pain for Pride Festival where we saw these two Elitists battle for the EAW Championship which was won by Cage. Just recently, their rivalry was ignited at the Grand Rampage, where we saw these two make it to the final two before Rex eliminated Cage in order to secure his spot at Pain for Pride.
Persephone: I don’t know about you guys, but I played those last moments of the Grand Rexpage over and over again. I just love reliving the moment of Rex winning the Grand Rexpage.
Rich Russillo: This match is completely different from the matches we’ve seen Rex McAllister thrive in, but let me remind everyone that Rex won the last Hardcore Ironman Match at Bloodsport against Ms. Extreme, who was accustomed to that type of match. Cage needs to take that under consideration. Cage seems more breaded for these types of matches, but he shouldn’t overlook Rex in these types of environments. The moment that Rex gets his hand on a screwdriver though… :krabs:
James Peters: That was a vision that I don’t like to be reminded of Rich, but Cage is more than welcome to the challenge.
Persephone: I can’t wait to see Rex fuck up that greasy homeless man. You see Cage gesturing for Rex to come over and get this match going, but the king does whatever he wants, James and Rich. He doesn’t need to do what Cage wants. Instead, Rex steps up to the plate and offers a test of strength to ‘Explicit Content’ himself! Rex gives hand to Cage to accept and it seems like Cage is a bit hesitant with accepting the hand. What a pussy!
Rich Russillo: Cage goes for the test of strength against Rex McAllister —
James Peters: Nah, Rich! Cage kicks Rex McAllister in the stomach before throwing a punch towards Rex, knocking back a bit! But, Rex manages to regain his balance before going for a side hand chop to the chest of Cage, but that doesn’t seem to stumble him back one bit! Cage throws a punch to Rex, stumbling him back in the process, but instead of going for another side hand chop, Rex knocks Cage down with an uppercut out of nowhere! Man, I don’t think that Cage is going to like that whatsoever! :lupe:
(Cage is knocked down, feeling the effects of that sharp uppercut as Rex McAllister is gesturing for Cage to get back to his feet and continue on with the match.)
Persephone: Get the fuck up, Cage. Rex doesn’t like his time wasted. We’ve only got thirty minutes and I don’t think that’s enough time for me to see Rex. :pensive:
Rich Russillo: Cage gets back to a vertical base as Rex McAllister tries to go for a lock up again, but Cage should know better and get himself in that matter. Cage rushes forward to swing a punch to Rex, who manages to duck the punch, sending him towards the ropes! Cage rebounds himself off the ropes as Rex gets Cage and connects with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on the former EAW Champion! Rex with the cover!
ONE! TWO!
James Peters: Cage manages to kick out quickly! In these types of match ups, it’s important to try to get the cover as fast as possible! Rex McAllister gets Cage back to his feet before getting him by the arm and Irish whipping him towards the corner! Rex bolts towards Cage, but Cage manages to get out of the corner as quickly as possible! REX CRASHES ONTO THE CORNER! CAGE GETS REX BY HIS HEAD AND BASHES REX’S HEAD AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN! ELEVEN! TWELVE! THIRTEEN! HOW APPROPRIATE SINCE THIS WILL BE OUR THIRTEENTH PAIN FOR PRIDE! :wow: Rex falls back and it seems like Cage is beginning to take off the padding for the turnbuckle! There’s no disqualification in a Hardcore Ironman Match! The only way to win the match is by getting the most pinfalls or submission before the thirty minutes are up!
Persephone: Come on, Rex! Cage takes the padding off for the turnbuckle! Cage gets Rex and I’m praying that Rex’s face doesn’t end up ugly at all! :pray: REX’S HEAD GOES BOUNCING OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! REX FALLS BACK, BUT CAGE PLACES REX AT THE CORNER AND GOES FOR A SERIES OF MUDHOLE STUMPS ON THE GRAND RAMPAGE WINNER! Rex slides down to a seated position as that hasn’t stopped Cage and his stomping! Cage gets his boot and presses it against the side of Rex’s face! That fucking monster! Cage is rubbing his boot on the side of Rex’s face before backing the fuck away from Rex! Yeah, you do that, Cage! Rex still has this match!
Rich Russillo: Rex McAllister is using the ropes as help to get himself back to his feet! But, Cage doesn’t waste time for anyone as he runs towards Rex and delivers some rapid punches to Rex’s back! Cage is doing everything in his power to keep Rex down, but Rex and his perseverance though? :wow: THAT’S GOING TO BE TOUGH TO DO! REX FALLS TO ONE KNEE AND IT SEEMS LIKE CAGE IS GOING FOR MERCY RULE — AN ELEVATED SNAP DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT! CAGE HAS REX’S ARMS HOOKED FOR THE MOVE — BUT REX MANAGES TO TWIST HIMSELF AROUND BEFORE KICKING CAGE IN THE STOMACH AND CONNECTING WITH A SNAP DDT! REX IS GOING FOR THE COVER!
ONE! TWO!
James Peters: Cage manages to kick out as he quickly rises back to his feet! Cage is holding the back of his neck in pain! Rex McAllister rushes towards Cage before connecting with a dropkick to the ribs of Cage, making him stumble back to the ropes in the process, BUT CAGE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND DELIVERS A LARIAT TO REX, KNOCKING THE GRAND RAMPAGE WINNER DOWN! THE ROPE HUNG LUNATIC LARIAT! CAGE GETS ON TOP OF REX BEFORE THROWING SOME STIFF PUNCHES TO CAGE’S FOREHEAD! REX IS TRYING TO BLOCK THESE SHOTS, BUT CAGE IS NAILING HIM WITH EACH ONE? CAGE GETS OFF OF REX AND GETS HIM TO HIS FEET! Cage gets Rex in position before connecting with a snap suplex! Cage applies a grounded headlock on ‘The Rex Master’ but Rex manages to get to his knees! Cage maintains the headlock, but Rex manages to shove Cage to the side, but Cage nails him with a powerful clothesline!
Persephone: Sexy Rexy gets taken down by the clothesline, but Cage gets down to Rex’s level before throwing some awful, pointy, elbows to the most beautiful man that I’ve ever laid eyes on. Cage picks up Rex before sending him shoulder first against the turnbuckle! Oh god, that looked so painful, but Cage gets Rex to his feet before picking him up for a deadlift German suplex! Cage has the bridge for the German as he holds Rex in that position for the cover!
OOOOOONE!!! TWOOOOOOO!!!
Rich Russillo: Rex McAllister rolls out of the German as he gets to his feet Cage turns himself around! Cage runs towards Rex, but Rex manages to catch Rex with a knee! Cage stumbles down to his knee as Rex delivers three consecutive elbow strikes to the back of Cage’s neck, getting him down to his knees! Rex bounces from the ropes in order to connect with a sliding forearm to the back of Cage’s head! Cage falls face first to the mat, but rolls himself to his back! Rex connects with a standing elbow drop on ‘Explicit Content.’ Cage clutches onto his chest in pain! That didn’t look pleasant at all! Rex tries to go for the pin, but Cage manages to move out of the way before the official can get in position for the count! Rex needs to keep this up as he manages to get Cage and connects with a headlock on Cage, but Cage tries to get Rex’s feet off the mat, but Rex is keeping his feet planted on the mat! He doesn’t want to go anywhere!
James Peters: That doesn’t mean that Cage is not going to stop trying to lift Rex McAllister up! But, Rex maintains his feet on the ground! Giving Cage an opportunity to take him down for just a second could mean the difference between a victory and loss! Cage goes to lift Rex up for a third time, and that looks to be successful as Cage manages to get Rex up and connect with a snap saito suplex on ‘The Rex Master!’ Rex doesn’t seem to stay down long, but Cage runs towards him, trying to go for a clothesline, BUT REX MANAGES TO GET CAGE BY HIS ARM! REX MCALLISTER WITH A ‘WING BREAKER’ ON CAGE! THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR JUST LIKE HIS WIFE DOES! REX IS BENDING CAGE’S LEFT ARM BACK! YOU CAN SEE THE LOOK OF PAIN ON CAGE’S FACE AS HE’S TRYING TO LOOK FOR SOME SORT OF WAY TO GET OUT OF THE HOLD! I’M NOT COMPLETELY SURE HOW MUCH A ROPE BREAK WILL DO IN THIS MATCH UP, BUT CAGE IS NOT LOOKING TO SUBMIT HERE! I DON’T THINK THAT SUBMITTING IS PART OF CAGE’S PLAN GOING INTO THIS MATCH!
Persephone: I’m just waiting for Rex to bring the weapons into this match and destroy Cage’s face! Cage is trying to look for a way to counter out of this move! CAGE IS GETTING HIS RIGHT HAND AND IT SEEMS LIKE HE’S GAUGING REX’S FACE! Come on, I like looking at that face! :noah: This causes Rex to release the armbar! Cage tries to get back to his feet! Rex gets up to his feet as well! You can see Cage clutching onto his left arm, but he’s not backing down from a fight! He’s a dumbass not to back down from a fight! Sexy Rexy is trying to get to his feet, but Cage grabs Rex by his chin! Cage is telling him something, but I don’t think I like that whatsoever!
Cage (off-mic): STAY DOWN!
(Cage connects with a slap to Rex McAllister’s face, trying to keep him down, but Rex tries to get back to his feet, but this causes Cage to get Rex by his chin again.)
Cage (off-mic): I SAID STAY DOWN, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Rich Russillo: Cage strikes Rex McAllister with a vicious headbutt to his head! Rex falls down to his knee! Rex shakes his head due to the impact of the headbutt! Rex shoves Cage away from him, creating a bit of an opening for himself! But, Cage nails Rex with a big boot to the face! Man, it seems like the force was enough to roll the Grand Rampage Winner outside of the ring! It seems like Cage is staying bit for a moment, letting Rex get himself back to his feet! Cage is gesturing for Rex to get back to his feet before rebounding himself and launching himself through the middle rope!
James Peters: SUICIDE DIVE TO REX MCALLISTER AT RINGSIDE!
Persephone: Sexy Rexy gets taken down by Cage! Cage gets back to his feet instantly! He gets Rex and battery rams him against the edge of the apron! Cage gets Rex by his head and throws him towards the front of our desk! You dickwad, that wasn’t nice! 😡
(Cage delivers the middle finger to Persephone.)
Persephone: K rude.
Rich Russillo: This match has been all of Cage’s for the taking and Cage knows he needs to keep it up! Cage is beginning to remove to the top of our table and I feel like that’s our cue to get the fuck out of here and let him do what he needs to do. :krabs:
(All the commentators begin to get their papers and scramble away from the potential mess that can come out of this situation.)
James Peters: Like it’s been said, this match has been all Rex’s for the taking! Cage would love nothing more than for this match to be a repeat of Pain for Pride, but Rex is here to prove that he isn’t that man before! HE GETS REX MCALLISTER UP ON OUR TABLE! CAGE GETS REX IN POSITION FOR THE MERCY RULE! CAGE’S GO-TO FINISHER! CAGE LIFTS REX UP — MERCY RULE!
Persephone: NO! Rex manages to stop Cage from connecting with the move! There’s still some life in Rex! Cage goes to lift Rex up for the Mercy Rule again, but Rex is able to stop it once again! Rex manages to shove Cage away! Cage stumbles for a bit as Rex manages to pick up Cage and connect with a spinebuster! Cage is clutching his back in pain, but he is refusing to back down! He goes after Rex, but Rex manages to pick up Cage and connect with a fireman’s carry slam to Cage! Cage lands on the top of our table! He is clutching his ribs in pain! That must have hurt like a bitch! Sexy Rexy is back in this game! :blessed:
Rich Russillo: Rex McAllister needs to keep up this offense on Cage! He can’t give Cage anytime to get back in this game! Rex gets Cage off our table! Rex jumps off the table as well as he begins to roll Cage back inside the ring!
(Rex McAllister pulls up the ring skirt as he looks underneath the ring for some sort of weapon before finding…)
Rich Russillo: A toolbox? :skip:
James Peters: I keep getting flashbacks on Rex McAllister using that screwdriver from Bloodsport. :lupe:
(Rex McAllister opens the tool box before pulling out a…utility knife.)
Persephone: A knife? :oh: We’re gonna see Rex stab a bitch.
Rich Russillo: It’s a utility knife, Persephone, but it can be used as a box cutter as well. Not much blood has been shed in this match, but I feel like that’s going to change. Rex McAllister rolls himself back inside the ring! Cage is stumbling back to his feet. We see Cage swinging for a punch, but Rex manages to stop him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker! Once again, that takes down Cage as Rex grabs Cage by his chin —
(Rex McAllister gets the utility knife and drags the blade across the forehead of Cage. Instantly, Cage begins to bleed from his forehead.)
James Peters: REX MCALLISTER JUST BLADED CAGE! :damn: :damn: :damn: IS THAT EVEN THE TERM?
Persephone: Look at that sick fuck, Cage. He has a grin on his face as he’s telling Rex to do it again! What kind of freak is Cage? Cage is cut right open! Rex, being the people pleaser that he is, gets the blade of the knife and runs it across the forehead again! Oh god, Cage is bleeding even more, but Cage maintains that huge grin on his face! He’s fucking enjoying ever minute of it! Rex seems to be taken back a bit, but he takes a step back before delivering a huge and powerful Yakuza kick to Cage, who was on his knees! Cage is taken to his back! Rex begins to fire away with those powerful fists of him! It’s just some of his greatest weapons. :wow:
Rich Russillo: This is only increasing the blood pouring out of Cage’s forehead at the moment! I’m surprised to see that Rex McAllister was the one to introduce some sort of weapon into this match! I would have bet everything that Cage would have been the one to introduce some weapon into the match! Cage has been focused on trying to out wrestle Rex in any way possible, but Rex is focused on making sure that he manages to take down Cage any way possible! If that means, trying to tap into Cage’s sick and twisted mind, he is going to do that! It’s the reason why Rex introduced the utility knife into the match! Rex manages to get Cage to his feet before pushing him towards the ropes! Cage rebounds off those sets of ropes, but Rex manages to stop Cage with a kick to the ribs! Cage bends forward in response to the kick, but Rex McAllister follows that up with a bulldog! Look at this! Look at this!
James Peters: Rex McAllister applies a grounded sleeper hold on Cage! Cage is completely trapped in the middle of the ring! Is Cage going to submit here? :lupe:
Persephone: God, I hope so! We’re limited on time and we don’t have all night, but I heard that Rex has the stamina to go all night. :mjgrin:
Rich Russillo: I can too.
Persephone: Yeah, I don’t care.
James Peters: Look! Cage is trying to roll himself back to his feet, but Rex McAllister is doing everything in his power to keep that sleeperhold on Cage! Cage still has life in him! He refuses to die, but Rex knows that if he gives Cage the upper hand, he’ll have more of a chance to win this match! Rex decides to release the sleeperhold in order to elbow the back of Cage’s skull! Rex continues to elbow the back of Cage’s skull, trying to keep him down! Cage somehow gets himself to a seated position, but Rex runs towards Cage with a sliding forearm! THIS KNOCKS CAGE TO HIS BACK AND IT SEEMS LIKE REX IS LOOKING TO GET THE FIRST FALL IN THIS MATCH UP AND POSSIBLY FOR ALL OF THE MATCH! REX GETS CAGE TO HIS FEET AS HE POSITIONS HIM FOR THE REX EFFECT — THE FLOAT OVER + JUMPING-EVEN FLOW DDT COMBINATION! REX SPRINGS HIS FEET FROM THE ROPES —
Persephone: Cage manages to throw off of him! But, Rex manages to land on his feet! Rex rushes towards Cage, BUT CAGE WITH THE DIAMOND CUTTER — NO, REX MANAGES TO SLIDE HIMSELF OUT OF THE DIAMOND CUTTER! REX GETS CAGE BY HIS WAIST AND PUSHES HIM TOWARDS THE HORIZONTAL SET OF ROPES! REX ROLLS UP CAGE!
OOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Rich Russillo: Cage manages to get himself out of the pinfall attempt and onto his feet! Rex McAllister gets to his feet as well! Rex connects with a spinning back kick to the stomach of Cage! Rex follows that up with a huge knee strike to the face of Cage! REX CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER HUGE KNEE STRIKE TO CAGE! REX WITH ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE TO CAGE! REX NOW PULLS CAGE TOWARDS HIM — THE REX EFFECT! THE MOVE CONNECTS! REX WITH THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Persephone: HOW THE FUCK DID CAGE KICK OUT!?!?!?!? :noah: :noah: :noah:
[10:00]
James Peters: Rex McAllister can’t rest at the moment! He needs to keep it going! For another ten minutes, at least! Rex gets Cage up to his feet again and it seems like he’s going for The Rex Effect once again! But, Cage manages to slide out of position for the move! Cage manages to push Rex onto the exposed turnbuckle from earlier in this match up! Cage gets on the top turnbuckle, dragging the new Hall of Famer up there with him! I’m not sure if this is the brightest idea for Cage at the moment! I have no idea what he has planned up on the top rope!
Persephone: Sexy Rexy throws a punch to Cage, showing some sign of life! But, Cage headbutts Rex in return! Cage delivers another headbutt to Rex before underhooking Rex’s arms! Oh my god! What is he doing to do? That monster!
Rich Russillo: WELCOME TO CANADA MOTHERFUCKER FROM THE TOP ROPE! THE PEPSI PLUNGE FROM THE TOP ROPE! BOTH ELITISTS ARE DOWN FOR THE MOMENT! CAGE NEEDS TO GO FOR THE PIN RIGHT NOW IF HE WANTS TO SAVE THIS MATCH FOR HIMSELF!
James Peters: CAGE IS ROLLING HIMSELF ON TOP OF REX MCALLISTER! THIS HAS TO BE IT!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THR–
Persephone: REX IS ALIVE! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Rich Russillo: You can see the look on Cage’s face go from relieved to angry in a matter of seconds! He wants nothing more than to end this match for himself! He finds himself in a seated position!
(Cage looks over to one of the corners and finds the backpack that he brought with him into this match. He forms a sinister smirk on his face, thinking about all the options of pain that he could inflict on Rex McAllister.)
James Peters: I don’t think I like that look from Cage. :lupe:
Persephone: I just don’t like Cage at all.
(Cage goes over to the corner with his backpack and looks inside of it before pulling out…)
Rich Russillo: A brown paper bag? :skip:
(Cage walks over and pours out thumbtacks next to Rex McAllister’s body.)
James Peters: THERE’S THUMBTACKS INSIDE! CAGE PICKS UP REX MCALLISTER UP! MERCY RULE ONTO THE THUMBTACKS. :damn: :damn: :damn: REX MCALLISTER’S BODY IS PIERCED WITH THE THUMBTACKS! IT ALSO SEEMS LIKE CAGE GOT SOME THUMBTACKS ONTO HIS BACK, BUT IT’S NO BOTHER TO HIM WHATSOEVER! CAGE ROLLS HIMSELF ON TOP OF REX FOR THE COVER!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Rich Russillo: REX KICKS OUT!!!!!!!
[2:00]
Persephone: :blessed: :blessed: We just have two minutes left! Come on, Rex! You need to dig deep and get the win somehow! Oh my god, I’m on the edge of my seat literally! I have no idea how Rex is going to pull this off! Both of these men are down! They seem emotionally drained at the moment and the clock is ticking! Rex needs to get back to his feet and end Cage once and for all! Slowly, Cage gets back to his feet as Rex is still down at the moment! Cage goes back to the backpack, where he introduced the thumbtacks into the match and looks inside of it! What more can this sick fuck bring into this match? We’ve seen enough of him! What in the fucking fuck is that?!??!?!
Rich Russillo: Is that a padded brush…with barbed wire? :lupe:
James Peters: Well, we saw Cage use a barbed wire toothbrush during the chamber at Road to Redemption, but a barbed wire padded brush? Cage is an odd, odd man, but he’s able to connect with the fans in some sort of way! :notbad: Cage walks over to Rex McAllister and he grabs Rex by his chin!
Cage (off-mic): Hair looks a bit messy, pal. I’ll fix that for you.
Persephone: CAGE IS LITERALLY BRUSHING REX MCALLISTER’S HAIR WITH THE BARBED WIRE BRUSH! MY REX IS BEGINNING TO BLEED FROM THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! :sob: :sob: :sob:
Rich Russillo: The barbed wire brush is pulling back on Rex McAllister’s hair! Now, Cage gets the brush and runs it across Rex’s forehead! Cage is basically getting Rex back for what Rex did with the utility knife earlier in the match up! Now, you can see the blood pouring down Rex’s head and forehead! If any of the viewers at home despite blood, this may not be the match for you! Both of these men are a bloody mess at the moment! WE JUST HAVE ABOUT TWO MINUTES BEFORE THIS MATCH CONCLUDES AND WE HAVE TO GO TO SUDDEN DEATH! I’M NOT SURE HOW MUCH THESE MEN CAN TAKE! THEY’VE PUSHED EACH OTHER THROUGH HELL AND BACK! CAGE GETS HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET, BUT HE SEEMS TO BE WOBBLY ON HIS FEET! REX IS OUT OF IT AT THE MOMENT AND IT SEEMS LIKE CAGE IS GOING TO GO FOR ANOTHER MERCY RULE ON THE THUMBTACKS, BUT REX MANAGES TO SLIDE HIMSELF OUT OF THE MOVE! I’M NOT SURE IF THAT WAS INTENTIONAL BY REX OR HE’S JUST SO GROGGY THAT HE CAN’T CONTROL HIMSELF!
[0:15]
James Peters: Cage manages to get Rex McAllister with a wrist lock before pulling him in with a bitch slap! The BitchMaker! Cage quickly gets Rex by his wrists again! It seems like Cage is more than anxious to end this match with just a few seconds left in the match up! MURDER.DEATH.KILL — THE WRIST LOCK TRANSITIONED INTO A SHORT-ARM LARIAT! THE MOVE TAKES DOWN REX MCALLSITER! CAGE WITH THE COVER! THE CLOCK IS TICKING DOWN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THR–
(BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!)
James Peters: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!
Persephone: THE BUZZER!!!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed: THE TIME WENT OUT BEFORE CAGE COULD GET THE PINFALL ON SEXY REXY! THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING TO HAVE HAPPENED IN THIS MATCH! I’M SO EMOTIONAL RIGHT NOW. :mjcry:
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, due to the score being 0-0, this match will go to SUDDEN DEATH! An extra FIFTEEN MINUTES will be added to the match! The first man to get a pinfall or submission within those fifteen minutes will be the winner of the match!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Both Cage and Rex McAllister are sitting across from each other in the ring. Both men are tired out of their minds. They are more than anxious to end this match. Both want to prove that they’re the better man. Both men have had a tough season and getting a win before Pain for Pride would mean the world to them.)
[15:00]
Rich Russillo: HERE WE FUCKING GO! AN EXTRA FIFTEEN MINUTES HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE CLOCK AS REX MCALLISTER AND CAGE GET BACK TO THEIR FEET! BOTH OF THESE MEN HAVE PUSHED EACH OTHER TO THE LIMIT IN THIS MATCH UP! THIS MATCH WAS THE MAIN EVENT OF PAIN FOR PRIDE FESTIVAL FOR A REASON, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND THESE MEN HAVE PROVED IT IN THIS MATCH! Cage and Rex both get to their feet as they meet each other at the middle of the ring! CAGE THROWS A RIGHT HAND TO REX! REX THROWS A RIGHT HAND TO CAGE! CAGE NAILS REX WITH A PUNCH! REX NAILS CAGE WITH A PUNCH IN RETURN! REX! CAGE! REX! CAGE! REX! CAGE NAILS REX WITH A HEADBUTT THAT SENDS THE NEW HALL OF FAMER TO HIS KNEES! Cage follows that with a clothesline! Rex falls to his back as Cage is getting Rex’s legs and it seems like he’s going to apply the sharpshooter!
James Peters: This isn’t something that Rex McAllister needs to be experiencing at this point of the match! Cage is trying to get the sharpshooter locked in, but Rex is trying to kick Cage away from him! Cage manages to get a good hold of Rex’s legs before kicking him between the legs! Cage finds the opening to apply the sharpshooter! You can see the look of pain on ‘The Rex Master’s’ face! Rex is trying to grasp for the ropes, but that won’t help with breaking up the hold. It’s a Hardcore Ironman Match!
Persephone: At least, it will help Rexy with getting the fuck away from Cage! The moment that Cage realizes that Rex won’t tape out, Rex will find his opening there! You see? Cage got bored of the sharpshooter AND OH MY GOD, HE’S GOING FOR THE COQUINA CLUTCH! THIS IS THE SAME MOVE THAT ALLOWED CAGE TO WIN THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP AT PAIN FOR PRIDE FESTIVAL! NOW, HE PLANS TO USE THE SAME MOVE TO HELP HIM WIN THE MATCH! COME ON, REX! YOU NEED TO FIGHT YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS MOVE!
Rich Russillo: The Coquina Clutch, a rear naked choke, is one of the most deadly submissions in Cage’s moveset. As Persephone stole from our notes, it’s the move that he used to defeat Rex McAllister two years ago at Pain for Pride! Rex is in a world of trouble at the moment! Cage looks demented as he wraps that rear naked choke on Rex! Rex is conflicted on what he should be doing right now? HOW IN THE WORLD IS REX MCALLISTER GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS MOVE! THE LAST TIME HE WAS IN THIS MOVE, HE COMPLETELY PASSED OUT BECAUSE HE HAD SO MUCH PRIDE TO SUBMIT AND GIVE UP THIS MATCH! REX IS NOT A QUITTER! HE IS A FIGHTER! HE WILL LOOK FOR SOME SORT OF WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS MOVE!
James Peters: Look at this! Rex McAllister is trying to use his hands to separate Cage’s arms and release the Coquina Clutch! Cage’s grip is too strong at the moment! Rex is struggling to break free out of the clutch, BUT HE SLOWLY MANAGES TO ROLL HIMSELF TO AN ALL FOURS POSITION, BUT CAGE IS NOT LETTING GO OF THE CLUTCH! HE IS TOO STUBBORN TO LET IT GO! REX IS SHAKINGLY TRYING TO GET BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE WHILE CAGE IS REFUSING TO LET GO OF THAT COQUINA CLUTCH! CAGE TRANSITIONS THE HOLD TO A STANDING COQUINA CLUTCH AS REX MCALLISTER RUNS BACKWARDS TO THE CORNER AND SMASHES CAGE ONTO IT! BUT, CAGE IS HANGING ON! REX RUNS BACKWARDS TO THE CORNER AGAIN! CAGE’S BACK COLLIDES WITH THE CORNER AGAIN, BUT HE IS STILL HOLDING ON! REX RUNS BACKWARDS AS CAGE’S BACK COLLIDES WITH THE CORNER FOR A THIRD TIME AND IT SEEMS TO BE THE CHARM AS HE GETS CAGE OFF HIS BACK!
Persephone: Sexy Rexy turns around and charges towards Cage’s ugly ass at the corner before connecting with a giant boot to Cage’s face at the corner! Cage gets knocked down to a seated position! Rex gets Cage back to his feet before connecting with a stiff kick to Cage’s ribs! Rex gets Cage by his arm and delivers a hip toss! Rex rebounds off the set of ropes and connects with a low dropkick to Cage’s face, knocking him to his back! Rex cannot take his eyes off the clock and we see that only six minutes remain in this match up! No pinfalls have been made in this match and Rex needs to change that! He’s making me really nervous! :lupe:
[6:00]
Rich Russillo: Rex McAllister is going back to the toolbox that he introduced earlier in the match! He pulled out a utility knife earlier in this match and bladed Cage with it? What else is in there that he can use to his advantage?
(Rex McAllister looks into the toolbox and pulls out a..pliers.)
James Peters: IT SEEMS LIKE WE’RE HAVING SHADES OF KING OF ELITE WITH REX MCALLISTER INTRODUCING A PILER INTO THE MATCH UP! HE LOOKS OVER TO CAGE, WHO IS STILL ON HIS BACK! REX USES THE PLIERS TO GRAB ON TO CAGE’S NOSE AS HE BENDS IT TO THE SIDE!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn:
Persephone: REXY IS LOOKING TO BREAK CAGE’S NOSE AND I AM ALL IN FOR THAT! REXY IS WRENCHING IN THOSE PLIERS AND CAUSING MORE DAMAGE TO CAGE’S NOSE!
Rich Russillo: CAGE MANAGES TO GET REX MCALLISTER AND ROLLS HIM UP!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TTTTHHHHRRRRRRRR–
James Peters: Rex McAllister manages to roll himself out of the way! Cage manages to get to his feet first as he rips the pliers out of his nose! Cage’s nose looks a little crooked, but I don’t think that he’s focusing on the pain for the time being! Cage gets the pliers! Rex rushes forward towards Cage before he pokes Rex in the right eye with those pliers! Rex stops in his tracks as Cage manages to take Rex down with leg sweep! Cage has the pliers in his hand as he —
Persephone: HE USES THE PLIERS TO CLUTCH IN BETWEEN REXY’S LEG!!! :damn: THERE GOES MY CHANCE OF HAVING HIS BABIES!!!! :noah:
Rich Russillo: Man, I had to shield my eyes! I would not want to be in Rex McAllister’s position at the moment, but Cage is fucking ruthless! He has brought the fight to Rex! It’s been a tough season on Cage’s part! He’s felt like he’s been disrespected with being put in positions to elevate other talents! He feels like he deserves a lot better than what he’s received this season! Going into this match, Cage knows that he needs to have a repeat of Pain for Pride, but this is more gruesome than Pain for Pride! Cage rolls himself outside the ring and pulls up the skirt of the ring apron! Cage is looking for some other weapon to bring out of this match, but I’m not sure what he has in mind? :lupe:
[5:00]
(Cage pulls out a table with explosives as he feels like a kid on Christmas morning.)
James Peters: OH GOD. WHO THE FUCK GAVE CAGE A TABLE FILLED WITH EXPLOSIVES? HE IS IS LOOKING TO MURDER REX MCALLISTER! Cage slides the table inside the ring and slides himself inside the ring to join Rex! Cage sets up the table just a few feet away from one of the corners! Can you see the amount of explosives surrounding the table? At least, he’s not looking to ignite it.
(In perfect timing, Cage looks into his backpack and pulls out some matches.)
Persephone: FUCK. Why did you have to jinx it, James?
(Cage begins to light off the explosives as they slowly begin to sizzle.)
Rich Russillo: Cage begins to get Rex McAllister to his feet as he takes him to the corner just feet away from the table laced with explosives! Cage manages to get to the top rope! Rex joins him on the top rope!
James Peters: REX MCALLISTER THROWS A PUNCH TO CAGE, BUT CAGE THROWS A PUNCH TO REX! CAGE THROWS A PUNCH TO REX! REX THROWS A PUNCH TO CAGE! CAGE! REX! CAGE! REX! CAGE! REX! REX! REX! CAGE HITS CAGE WITH A HEADBUTT! REX STAGGERS BACK, BUT NAILS CAGE WITH A HEADBUTT BACK! MAN, THESE HEADBUTTS LOOK VICIOUS, GUYS! BUT, NONE OF THESE GUYS ARE BACKING DOWN FROM THE FIGHT!
[1:00]
Persephone: OH GOD, THESE EXPLOSIVES ARE ALMOST ABOUT TO GO OFF! WE GOT A MINUTE REMAINING IN THIS MATCH UP! REXY NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THE WAY! I DON’T WANT HIM TO DIE! :sob: :sob: :sob:
Rich Russillo: Rex McAllister gets Cage by his waist and connects with a German suplex from the top rope! BOTH MEN GO TUMBLING TOWARDS THE TABLE!!!!!!!
***BOOM.***
(Like fireworks on the Fourth of July, sparks are seen all around. Explosives are heard going off as the smoke blocks the camera view. All the commentators are heard coughing, trying to see what is going on inside the ring. Finally, we get the vision of Rex McAllister and Cage in the rubble. The table is completely broken. Both men are completely out of it. The explosion took almost all of their energy and it’s unclear if they are able to move.)
[0:15]
James Peters: THIS TOOK OUT BOTH COMPETITORS! WE ARE JUST A FEW SECONDS AWAY FROM THE MATCH! WHO IS GOING TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO MAKE THE MOVE?!?!?!
[0:10]
Rich Russillo: OH MY GAWD! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! CAGE IS ALIVE! HE MUSTERS OUT THE STRENGTH! I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE BUT THIS MIGHT BE THE TIME TO FINISH THIS! CAGE HAS A ARM DRAPED OVER REX! PIN ATTEMPT! BUT WILL IT BE ENOUGH?!
[0:05]
OOOONNNNEEEE!!!!
[0:04]
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
[0:03]
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
[0:02]
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Smells like Teen Spirit (Alternative Reality Mix)” plays up as Cage lies back down on the ground in pain. Quickly the Ref runs over to help him up as Cage is quickly wincing in pain. Rex McAllister hasn’t moved a muscle as surely he’s out cold. The Ref raises Cage’s arm in the air signaling his victory)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… CAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEE-
James Peters: OH MY GOD! IT’S CHRIS ELITE! CHRIS ELITE TURNING CAGE AROUND FROM BEHIND AS HE JUST HIT CAGE WITH THE BOX OFFICE SMASH! CAGE IS DOWN!
Persephone: YES! SOME PAYBACK FOR HURTING MY SEXY REXY! YOU DESERVE IT!
Rich Russillo: CHRIS ELITE IS JUST ABSOLUTELY STOMPING DOWN ON CAGE AS CAGE CAN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING OR FRANKLY MUSTER UP STRENGTH TO FIGHT BACK! CHRIS ELITE LIFTING CAGE UP AND OFF THE GROUND NOW! LONG KISS GOOD NIGHT!
(Chris Elite looks down on him as he yells profound words at him before spitting down and shaking his head as he rolls out of the ring. He considers it a job well done as he makes his way up the ramp he looks back with a smirk on his face before turning away and walking off as the camera fades to black)
(The camera cuts back to the backstage area and focuses on Jesse Barlow, Colby Sol and Hannah Marin as the three are walking backstage. Jesse is holding the Unique Opportunity briefcase in his hands and he is showing a confident smirk on his face.)
Hannah Marin: YES! We did it! I still can’t believe it! Not only have you avenged Colby by putting Cepheus in his place, but we also got ourselves a Unique Opportunity briefcase! This is like… the best night ever!
Jesse Barlow: Why are you so excited? It was granted. The moment the match was announced, the whole world knew this was going to be nothing but a walk in the park for me. I sent Cepheus St. Claire packing and now he is going to go back to jail, or wherever he came back from.
Colby Sol: I am happy for you, man.
Jesse Barlow: For US, Colby. US. Tonight we won as a team. No, better yet, as a family. Now, sure, I know you were hoping to dethrone Consuela and take the Interwire Championship off her, but worry not. The time will come. Soon enough, her reign will come to an end. Her pride will be her downfall, sooner rather than later.
(The camera pans to show Captain Charisma’s office, as Jesse Barlow taps his fingers on the Unique Opportunity briefcase.)
Jesse Barlow: Now, it’s time to find out what this Unique Opportunity is all about.
(The camera follows Jesse as he enters Captain Charisma’s office. The Voltage commissioner is now particularly excited at the sight of Jesse Barlow and his “family”, yet he tries his best to hide his true emotions behind a fake smile)
Captain Charisma: Barlow. What brings you here tonight, man?
Jesse Barlow: See this? I want to know what’s inside. I’ve won it and I want my Opportunity, right here, right now.
Captain Charisma: Uh, Uh. And does that give you the right to just storm inside my office without even knocking on the door?
Jesse Barlow: What are you on about? I did knock.
Captain Charisma: No, you didn’t.
Jesse Barlow: Oh yes, I did.
Captain Charisma: Nope.
Jesse Barlow: Ye.. Uhm, look. Are you going to tell me what’s inside of this briefcase or not? I’ve earned it, I just put on the best performance of the whole show and I deserve to know what’s next in the career of Jesse Barlow.
Captain Charisma: Fine. If that’s what is going to make you get out of my office, then sure. I’ll unlock the briefcase for you.
(Captain Charisma takes the briefcase off Jesse Barlow’s hands as the Virtuous One looks on. As soon as the case it’s unlocked, Jesse Barlow immediately grabs the contract inside of it and starts reading it out loud)
Captain Charisma: There.
Jesse Barlow: It wasn’t so hard, was it? Now let’s see. Uhm. It says that Pain for Pride I am going to get the chance to fight for a title of my choosing. Interesting. I mean, it’s the greatest stage in sports entertainment. The perfect stage for me and my family to send my message.
Hannah Marin: YES! Oh my God, I’m so happy! We made it! We will be competing at Pain For Pride!
Colby Sol: Great news… I guess.
Jesse Barlow: What’s wrong, man? You keep… transmitting negative energy, you know what I mean? We should be happy tonight, right? Then why are you so depressed?
Colby Sol: I’m not depressed at all, Jesse. I’m happy for you and I mean it. It’s just that… I don’t know. I really thought I had it tonight, you know? I’ve worked so hard and got so close in becoming Interwire Champion… yet, it slipped away from me. I was so close, Jesse. So close.
Jesse Barlow: I know, Colby. I feel your pain. I’ve been there before and I know it’s not easy. But trust me when I tell you, it will all be worth it in the end. All you have to do is to trust me. Have you seen how your career has turned for the better the moment I stepped in your life? Just imagine how much better it can be if we stick together and keep improving.
Colby Sol: I’m thankful for everything you’ve done for me, Jesse. I mean, sure, I was skeptical at first. But now I’ve truly understood your message.
Jesse Barlow: Exactly. Pain for Pride will be the perfect opportunity for US to spread that message to the masses…
Colby Sol: Us? What do you mean “us”?
Jesse Barlow: We are going to use this Unique Opportunity to fight Fire & Ice for the Unified Tag Team Championships. I want you by my side in this war. Rex McAllister and Raven Roberts will be our first victims. And what better stage than Pain for Pride to make our statement?
Colby Sol: I… I mean… I don’t know what to say, Jesse.
Jesse Barlow: Titles don’t mean that much to me. I am not the materialistic type. Both you and Hannah know by now. But I will never turn down the opportunity to send our message to the masses. Pain for Pride will be the coronation of all the hard work I’ve been doing for Voltage. I mean, just look at what happened tonight. I just got rid of Cepheus St. Claire, one of dirtiest, scummiest pieces of garbage that EAW has to offer. He will now go back to hiding with his tail tucked between his legs. And it’s all thanks to me! I deserve this opportunity and I want to share it with you, Colby.
Colby Sol: Thank you, Jesse. I won’t let you down this time. Raven Roberts and Rex McAllister might very well kiss their titles goodbye because we are coming for them.
Captain Charisma: Well, time to make it official. At Pain for Pride, Fire & Ice will be defending their Tag Team Titles against the team of Colby Sol and Jesse Barlow. I hope you two are happy. Now, please, get the hell out of my office.
(Jesse nods with a sinister smile on his face. He then leaves the scene accompanied by Hannah Marin and Colby Sol, while Captain Charisma goes to back to his paperwork)
(Fighting Spirit fades to its final commercial.)
(Commercial break for Victoria’s Secret featuring Sienna Jade modelling underwear for Impact.)
(As Fighting Spirit returns, the final match graphic flashes across the screen.)
James Peters: Welcome back to the Voltage exclusive Free-Per-View, the one, the only….Ladies and gentleman, this is Fighting Spirit! Coming up next, the moment you’ve all been waiting for, the epitome of excellence. Folks, it’s main event time! This is no ordinary main event, the extraordinary Elite Answers Wrestling World Champion, Andrea Valentine, looks to continue her epic title reign and head into Pain For Pride the champion of the world! The queen of the world! Though first, she’ll be faced with her toughest and most elite adversary thus far, one of the greatest competitors to arrive in EAW’s shores. The Answers World Champion, Mr. DEDEDE. Oh boy, I’ve got chills just thinking about it!
Rich Russillo: Indeed, this bout is a sure-fire classic and will certainly forever be a marquee event in the annals of Elite Answers Wrestling’s history. Mr. DEDEDE has been presented with an opportunity to finally become #DDD2Belts, and walk into the biggest event of the year a double champion. My God, there’s accolades, then there’s competing at Pain For Pride as The Answers World Champion and Elite Answers Wrestling World Champion, while also being arguably the greatest of our time. My bones shiver in the mere anticipation of this bout! Andrea Valentine has proven herself to be a commanding champion, battling through masses of adversity and fury. Each and every time, exiting the battlefield still The World Champion, still the predator’s predator. Can she continue her streak of ferocity here tonight, or will Mr. DEDEDE conquer Valentine and ascend to glory here tonight?!?!
James Peters: All the action is going to unfold n-
Persephone: Oh. My. God. You two channel changing fucks with your buffoonery and irritation, honestly. You’re going to ruin what could be an incredible match with your childish immaturity and excitement. Genuinely, learn some self control you ballsack on steroid looking fucks.
Rich Russillo:….
James Peters: ….The main event, Andrea Valentine defends her Elite Answers Wrestling World Championship against her toughest challenge yet, The Answers World Champion, Mr. DEDEDE! The action unfolds next, it’s time!
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL! AND IT IS FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WOOOOOOORRRRLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDD CHHHHHAAAAAAMMMMMPPPPPPIIIIIIIIOOOOOOONNNNSSSHHHHHIIIIIIPPPPP!!!!!
(“Roll With Me” by Charli XCX begins to reverberate throughout the arena as Andrea Valentine’s tremendous presence and energy is felt throughout the arena. Andrea Valentine makes her way on stage, no smile on her ace, laser focused and war ready.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST, THE CHAMPION!!! WRESTLING OUT OF ORLANDO, FFFLLLOOOOORRRRIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAA!!! WEIGHING IN AT ONE HUNDERD AND TEN POUNDSSSSSS…..THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORRRRRLDDDDDDD CHAMMMMPIIIIOOOOOOOOONNNNN!!!! ANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VAAAALLLLLEEEEEENNNNTTTTIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Rich Russillo: The queen enters the arena as lavishly as ever, though she is without her crown. Mr. DEDEDE and the despicable, Kassidy Heart, put the world champion through a table on Voltage, DEDEDE taking the title with him as he exited the carnage. Though that title won’t ever truly belong to him until he topples the ever growing empire of the champion, Andrea Valentine.
James Peters: That’s correct and to accomplish such a feat would be to do the damn near impossible. Andrea Valentine’s been on a tear like no other in these past few months. Challenger after challenger, obstacle after obstacle, she’s knocked them all down. Proving herself to be the one to beat, the woman who sits atop the mountain. Though if anyone can, it’s surely Mr. DEDEDE. The man who’s done it all and lived to tell the tale, this is a clash of two titans. The unstoppable force in Mr. DEDEDE, faces the immovable object in Andrea Valentine!
Persephone: Boy, oh boy! Maybe we can get some jammie-jams and some PB&J’s too! God damn, can you shut up for once so I can pay the slightest bit of attention?
(Andrea Valentine rolls into the ring and begins to run the ropes. “Let It Go” by A$AP Ferg echoes throughout the ghostly arena as The EAW National Elite Champion, Kassidy Heart, and The Answers World Champion, Mr. DEDEDE, arrogantly make their way onto the Fighting Spirit stage. They are decked out in gold as they hold three championships between them.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING THE CHALLENGER!! ACCOMPANIED BY THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMMMPPPIIIIOOONNNN, KASSSSSIIIIIIDYYYYYYYYYY HEEEEEAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTTTT!!!! WEIGHING IN AT TWO-HUNDRED AND THIRTY POUNDS!!! WRESTLING OUT OF SANTO DOMINGO, THEEEE DOOMINIIICAANNNNNNNN REEEEPPPUUBBBLICCC!!!! THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION, “THE PEEEOPPPPPPPPLLLLLLESSSSSS CHHAAAMMMMMMMMPPPPPPP” MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. DDDDEEEEEEEEEEDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(Kassidy gives Mr. DEDEDE a good luck kiss and the two begin to make their way down the stage, flashes of pyro and strobing lights erupt behind them.)
James Peters; The Answers World Champion and challenger tonight, Mr. DEDEDE, produly entering this arena with both crowns wrapped tightly around his waist. Could this be a forecast of what’s to come, or will Andrea Valentine shut down Mr. DEDEDE’s hopes of entering Pain For Pride as a double champion?
Rich Russillo: As you’ve stated, if there’s anyone who can claim a championship from any champion, it’s Mr. DEDEDE. Though if there is one champion who refuses to be dethroned or toppled by any challenger, by any force, it’s most certainly Andrea Valentine. She’s made the best look like rank amateurs and proven herself to be EAW’s top dog. Andrea’s got some extra fire inside of her tonight, seeing as how Mr. DEDEDE and Kassidy Heart humiliated her on Sunday Night Voltage. She’s out for redemption. And if she must go through Mr. DEDEDE to attain it, then god-damnit, that’s what she’ll do!
(Mr. DEDEDE enters the ring, removing the Answers World Championship and Elite Answers Wrestling World Championship from his waist, kissing the world title and then handing it to the referee. He hoists the title up in the air and a graphic appears indicating that this match is indeed, for the world championship. The referee signals for the timekeeper to ring the bell, calling for the official beginning of this main event!)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
James Peters: AND HERE WE GO! THE MAIN EVENT IS UNDERWAY!
Rich Russillo: Andrea wastes no time going right after Mr. DEDEDE! She peppers the challenger with a series of forearms and backs him up into the corner! With the EAW World Championship on the line, Andrea’s right to defend the belt and headline Pain for Pride is up in the air tonight and she knows that! She nails DEDEDE in the gut with several decisive kicks to the mid-section and she seizes him by the wrist and whips him across the ring! Andrea runs forward and nails DEDEDE with a handspring back elbow combination and follows it up with a spinning back fist!
James Peters: Andrea with a chop to DEDEDE’s chest now, but he fires back with a brutal forearm smash! Andrea shakes it off and chops him again, but DEDEDE with another forearm smash, followed up by another! Andrea staggers back and DEDEDE dives forward, looking for the clothesline! Andrea ducks underneath and catches DEDEDE as he whirls around with a massive slap to the face!
Persephone: Ewwwww! How ugly does he look right now with his eyes bulging out of his head?! Yikes!
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE unloads a punch to the jaw that sends Andrea backwards. DEDEDE charges towards the corner but Andrea leaps up and over the Chairman! DEDEDE slams chest first into the corner and Andrea quickly rolls him up!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
James Peters: DEDEDE WITH A KICK OUT AND BOTH ARE BACK UP! ANDREA WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO THE CHEST OF MR. DEDEDE AND HE CLUBS HER UPSIDE THE HEAD! ANDREA IS RATTLED BUT SHE’S ABLE TO FIRE OFF A SHOOT STYLE KICK THAT CONNECTS WITH DEDEDE’S RIBS, AND THAT ALLOWS HER TO HIT HIM WITH AN UPPERCUT! DEDEDE BLOCKS HER NEXT SHOT, TAKES HER BY THE HAIR, AND LOOKS TO SMASH HER FACE OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Persephone: EWWW SHE BLOCKED IT! ANDREA GOT HER FOOT UP, AND NOW SHE’S FIGHTING HER WAY FREE WITH SEVERAL BACK ELBOWS! MR. DEDEDE IS FORCED TO LET GO AND ANDREA QUICKLY JUMPS ON THE ROPES AND LOOKS FOR A CROSSBODY!!!
Rich Russillo: ONLY FOR MR. DEDEDE TO CATCH HER! DEDEDE TURNS AROUND WITH ANDREA IN HIS ARMS AND HE DROPS HER THROAT FIRST ACROSS THE ROPES!
James Peters: DEDEDE IMMEDIATELY GOES DOWN AND CAPITALIZES, WRAPPING HIS HAND AROUND ANDREA’S NECK!
Persephone: The referee is right there to reprimand the Chairman, but we have seen Mr. DEDEDE not give a fuck about authority in the past! I mean, he’s kinda sorta THE authority figure around here, like isn’t he?
Rich Russillo: Well, yeah. That’s a great point but he breaks the choke right before the referee can get to the five. Andrea wisely rolls out of the ring, but she needs to be careful. A moody Kassidy Heart is lurking on the outside of the ring, and all Mr. DEDEDE has to do is snap his fingers and she’ll go on the attack. The potential for Andrea to be doubled teamed tonight is pretty high.
Persephone: She’s an insta thot. She’s used to the double team.
James Peters: Aren’t you an Instagram model?
Persephone: I never said I wasn’t used to a double team.
Rich Russillo: Oh boy.
James Peters: DEDEDE has followed Andrea out of the ring and caught her in the back with a double axe-handle! Andrea has gone to her knees and DEDEDE is unloading hammer-fisted shots to the back of Andrea’s head! DEDEDE snatches Andrea up by the hair and slaps her across the face! He hit her so hard you can see his handprint! Andrea immediately fires back with a right hand that catches the Answers World Champion on the jaw, and she goes for another!
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE blocks this one and catches Andrea in the gut with his knee! He snapmares her down into a sitting position and chops her across the back! He follows it up with a kick placed right between the shoulder blades, and a dropkick! The dropkick connects with the back of Andrea’s head and her face slams into the floor! The protective padding hasn’t been replaced since it was removed for the No Way Out match!
Persephone: DEDEDE grabs a handful of those cheap ass hair extensions this bitch is wearing and he pulls her up! Andrea fends him off but DEDEDE is able to get his hands around her neck again and start choking her! The referee has been trying unsuccessfully to get these two back inside the ring, but to no avail. Andrea is able to catch DEDEDE with a knee to break the choke and she rakes her nails across his face! Andrea takes DEDEDE by the neck and she snapmares him to the ground! DEDEDE is in a sitting position and Andrea grabs him by the neck and flips over, spiking his head into the floor! I think that was some cutesy little modified DDT or whatever!
James Peters: Andrea finally rolls into the ring to break up the referee’s count, but she’s heading for the top rope! We know Andrea Valentine is fearless and it seems like she’s looking to do something high risk in this match already! Andrea gets herself set on the top and she waits for DEDEDE to get up… V-DAY! THE DIVING SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON CONNECTS AND DEDEDE IS DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE!
Rich Russillo: HUGE MOVE by Andrea so early in this match! She knows it’s going to take a monumental effort to neutralize Mr. DEDEDE and keep him down during this match. Mr. DEDEDE is an entirely different beast from anyone Andrea has ever faced before, and she knows that. Andrea pulls him up by the hair and slams DEDEDE’s face off the hardest part of the ring! She rolls him back inside and immediately goes for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
James Peters: KICK OUT BY DEDEDE!
Persephone: Andrea is back up and she goes to pull up the Chairman, but DEDEDE is able to pop her right across the jaw, and that caught Andrea off guard! DEDEDE is up now and he catches Andrea with a chop right across the chest! Andrea looks for a chop of her own, but DEDEDE blocks and smashes her in the face with a forearm! Andrea is forced back into the corner and DEDEDE with another chop right to the chest!
Rich Russillo: Andrea continues to fight off Mr. DEDEDE! That right hand just caught him in the eye, and Andrea is quick to reverse their positions and she absolutely unloads those rapid fire chops to DEDEDE’s chest!
James Peters: DEDEDE is quick to fire back with his own devastating chop! It nearly knocks the wind right out of Andrea’s sails, and DEDEDE with another! He is lighting Andrea up right now, and it’s obvious that our EAW Champion isn’t going to be able to exchange strikes with someone like Mr. DEDEDE for the duration of the match. He’s too strong, and Andrea’s chest is a wicked shade of red right now. DEDEDE nails her in the face with a forearm, grabs the hair, and is able to slam Andrea’s face off the turnbuckle this time!
Rich Russillo: He continues to wail away on Andrea, hammering her in the back with those closed fists! Andrea has been dropped to her knees and DEDEDE slams her face off the second turnbuckle! He is down beside her on the ground too, punching her in the back of the head, and now he is resting Andrea’s face against the bottom turnbuckle. DEDEDE is back to his feet and he leaps in the air, stomping down on the back of Andrea’s head! DEDEDE using Andrea’s skull as a stepping stool now, and he is just holding her in place that way! He finally jumps in the air again, driving his knee into her skull this time! DEDEDE drags Andrea out of the corner and opts to go for a rather lazy cover.
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWW-
Persephone: Andrea with the kick out!
James Peters: DEDEDE switches to a choke and the referee is forced to start counting once again. DEDEDE breaks at the four, and the referee is checking on Andrea. DEDEDE shoots his wife a look of pure confidence, and Kassidy nods her head. He makes his way back over to Andrea, who somehow is able to catch him in the bread basket with a right hand! Andrea fires off another shot, and another! She forces herself up and looks for a jumping knee strike, but DEDEDE is able to move before it connects! Andrea turns around right as DEDEDE attempts to take her down with a clothesline, but she falls back into a backbend! Andrea kicks her legs up and connects with a kick, and she takes DEDEDE down with a clothesline after getting her feet under her!
Rich Russillo: Beautiful athleticism and innovation by Andrea! She’s got a reputation as a deathmatch queen, but her actual wrestling ability is very underrated. She’s extremely creative inside the squared circle and can really adapt her skillset to whomever she is facing.
Persephone: Blah blah blah. Who gives a fuck? DEDEDE is already back to his feet! He goes for Andrea, but she is able to uncork another slap that connects with his face! DEDEDE’s head snaps to the side, but he fires back with a massive slap of his own! Andrea nearly hits the ground, and she’s grabbing the side of her face! DEDEDE is smirking at her and he is pointing to face! He’s such an arrogant piece of shit! And look at the dumb bitch! She’s getting ready to hit him back, really thinking he is about to feel some type of way!
James Peters: :damn: The slap Andrea just gave to Mr. DEDEDE nearly knocked him to the ground! DEDEDE comes back with a nasty kick that connects with Andrea’s temple and she is sprawled out on the mat! DEDEDE nearly decapitated Andrea with that kick and he is making his way back over to Andrea as she attempts to pull herself together.
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE immediately locks Andrea’s arms from behind and lifts her up into the Full Nelson position! DEDEDE gets his hands locked and he has Andrea in a version of the Masterlock! DEDEDE lifting Andrea up and ragdolling the fuck out of her! The referee is asking the champ if she wants to quit, but she can’t fucking answer! DEDEDE is bodying her at the moment, and Andrea is going limp in his arms! DEDEDE begins to spin in a circle and he lets Andrea go! Andrea flies across the ring and slams into the corner, slumping to the ground in a heap! DEDEDE has dropped down to one knee, and he is motioning for Andrea to get up!
James Peters: :damn: DEDEDE looking for a spear already! Are we really about to have a new champion?!
Persephone: Andrea rolls to her side and sees DEDEDE waiting for her and she’s quick to pull herself onto the apron! DEDEDE goes right for Andrea but she is able to make it to her feet and dart between the ropes to greet him with a shoulder block! DEDEDE quickly grabs his stomach and reaches for the referee and look, guys! There’s his little bitch in heat! She nailed Andrea in the kidney area with a shoot kick! DEDEDE shoves the referee away and rushes the corner! He lifts Andrea up and holds her in the air! All that blood is rushing to her air head right now, and DEDEDE brings her back towards the center of the ring! EGO DEATH DRIVER! THE SITOUT VERTICAL SUPLEX HAS PLANTED ANDREA AND DEDEDE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEE-
Rich Russillo: ANDREA WITH THE KICK OUT!
James Peters: Mr. DEDEDE doesn’t waste any time, though! He quickly maneuvers Andrea around and puts her into a camel clutch! DEDEDE hanging on to Andrea and he turns them both around so Kassidy Heart can watch him torture the EAW World Champion. The National Elite Champion finally cracks a smile, pleased with what she’s seeing.
Persephone: DEDEDE sits all the way down on Andrea’s back, and switches to one-grip. He grabs her by the hair and pulls her head back and SPITTING IN HER FACE! Not the first time she’s been spit on I’m sure…
Rich Russillo: That’s absolutely disgusting and DEDEDE releases the hold, and rubs Andrea’s face into the mat!
James Peters: The Chairman takes a few shots to Andrea’s kidney to follow up on the damage done already thanks to the unfair kick and camel clutch, and how he is pulling Andrea up! DEDEDE has Andrea up in the air once again, and for the second time all the blood is rushing to her skull! DEDEDE walks them over to the ropes and he slams Andrea stomach first across the top rope! She is just dangling there and DEDEDE backs up and hits the ropes! He propels himself forward and nails Andrea with a running bicycle knee strike to the temple! No doubt DEDEDE using his knees to send a little message to Jamie O’Hara, who’s no doubt watching this match somewhere. He’s the king of knees, and DEDEDE is obviously going to show Jamie that whatever ‘The Ace’ can do, ‘The Gawd’ can do better!
Rich Russillo: Andrea is still perched across the top rope, but she’s not moving much. DEDEDE quickly goes to the ropes and we definitely don’t see him go high risk too often! :lupe:! He’s gotten himself in position on the top rope and he lets himself fly… AND HE TAKES ANDREA TO THE MAT WITH A FLYING ELBOW DROP! THE ELBOW LANDED ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD AND MR. DEDEDE HOOKS THE LEG FOR A COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRR-
James Peters: A DETERMINED ANDREA GETS HER SHOULDER UP!
Persephone: DEDEDE shakes his head and grabs her by the ankle, dragging her back to the ropes. He quickly ties her ankle up with the top and middle ropes, and he dumps her over the ropes so she is dangling on the outside!!!! Andrea is fighting to free herself as she just hangs there, suspended in the air by her ankle, and here comes DEDEDE!!! RAPTURE!!! THE HELLUVA KICK TO THE HANGING EAW WORLD CHAMPION!!!! DEDEDE BACK IN THE RING AND HE GRABS THE REFEREE! THAT ALLOWS HIS WHORE TO COME RUNNING IN FROM THE OTHER SIDE WITH HER OWN HELLUVA KICK TO ANDREA! KASSIDY CALLS HERS THE P.C.S. KICK AND IT WOULDN’T SHOCK ME AT ALL IF ANDREA HAD SOME TYPE OF CONCUSSION AFTER ALL OF THIS!
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE breaks away from the referee and reaches under the ropes to grab Andrea by the hair! He is bending her body against those ropes and continuing to soften up Andrea’s back! The referee starts the count, and DEDEDE waits until the absolute last possible second to release Andrea’s hair! He’s back to his feet now and he finally frees Andrea’s foot from the ropes and she falls to the outside of the ring in a heap!
James Peters: The referee gives Kassidy a warning look, and she feigns innocence. DEDEDE is back to the outside anyway, and he stomps Andrea in the head a few times. He switches to stomping on her back before picking her up and throwing her back inside the ring. DEDEDE gets back in and he drapes himself over Andrea for another cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: Another kick out from the Instawhore!
Rich Russillo: Mr. DEDEDE quickly mounts Andrea and goes to work! He wails away on her face and head, and eventually begins choking her with his forearm! The referee is really earning his paycheck tonight because once again he has to force DEDEDE to let up or risk being disqualified. Andrea has taken the brunt of the abuse in this match, and I know Mr. DEDEDE. He’s not going to have any plans to let up! He pulls Andrea up into the powerbomb position, but that seems to have woken up the champ! She defends herself by striking DEDEDE on the top of the head with several elbows, but they don’t phase him! DEDEDE runs forward, looking to slam Andrea down BUT ANDREA IS ABLE TO REVERSE AND STOP DEDEDE WITH A NICE HURRICANRANA! DEDEDE IS DOWN!!!
James Peters: ANDREA TAKES A SECOND TO GET HERSELF TOGETHER BEFORE GETTING BACK TO HER FEET! DEDEDE IS ALREADY UP AND ANDREA IS ABLE TO DUCK DEDEDE’S ATTEMPT AT A LARIAT! SHE QUICKLY GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND AND THROWS HIM UP AND OVER FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!
Persephone: BUT DEDEDE IS RIGHT BACK TO HIS FEET! HE GOES FOR A SPEAR! A SPEAR!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA STEPS OUT OF THE WAY! DEDEDE CRASHES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! ANDREA COMES UP FROM BEHIND AS DEDEDE STAGGERS OUT OF THE CORNER AND SHE NAILS HIM WITH XOXO! THE INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER HAS PUT THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION DOWN AND ANDREA THROWS HERSELF ON TOP OF DEDEDE FOR A COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
James Peters: KICKOUT!
Persephone: ANDREA RUSHES TOWARDS THE CORNER AND CLIMBS THE ROPES! SHE’S GOING TO TRY AND FINISH THIS MATCH! ANDREA WAITS FOR DEDEDE TO PULL HIMSELF UP AND SHE LETS HERSELF FLY! V-DAY!
Rich Russillo: NO! DEDEDE CATCHES HER, TURNS AROUND, AND SLAMS HER INTO THE CORNER WITH A RUNNING POWERBOMB!!!!
James Peters: DEDEDE DRAGS ANDREA OUT OF THE CORNER AND HE GOES FOR A COVER OF HIS OWN ON THE CHAMPION!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHH-
Persephone: Andrea gets the shoulder up!
James Peters: I can’t believe DEDEDE caught Andrea in mid-air! He had that V-Day scouted perfectly despite being on the receiving end of some pretty hard hitting offense from our EAW World Champion!
Rich Russillo: But I think some frustration is starting to sit in for Mr. DEDEDE. He is holding his shoulder a bit from where he missed that spear earlier, and thus far he has brutalized Andrea, only for her to keep getting up.
James Peters: Well this woman’s Pain for Pride match is on the line, Rich. Andrea’s not hidden that she wants to main event against Rex in a match with the EAW World Championship on the line.
Persephone: Andrea has managed to crawl over to the corner and is trying to use the ropes to pull herself up. Mr. DEDEDE is up now and he is making his way over to the champ. Andrea lands a right hand to the rib area, but DEDEDE brushes it off and pulls her up. He hits Andrea with a series of forearms before sitting her down on the top rope. DEDEDE strikes her in the side of the head with another forearm, and he hooks his arm around her neck. Andrea connects with several punches, but lifts her off the top rope and drives her headfirst into the mat!
Rich Russillo: He’s not going for the cover, though! :lupe:
James Peters: I think DEDEDE might want to punish Andrea a bit for not staying down a few minutes ago. That’s the type of competitor he is. DEDEDE likes to make his opponents suffer and show them that they can’t measure up to the standard he has set over the last decade.
Persephone: That’s exactly what he is doing because he’s got Andrea on her stomach now and he’s wrapping her up in a surfboard style submission! DEDEDE grabs Andrea’s arms and falls on his back, lifting Andrea in the air! Her screams are deafening right now! There’s no fucking way she is ever going to get out of this! DEDEDE is doing even more damage to the back with this, and he’s also putting an insane amount of pressure on Andrea’s knees and shoulders! She’s refusing to quit and that’s a pretty stupid decision on her part!
Rich Russillo: As sexy as you are when you talk wrestling, it’s not stupid on Andrea’s part at all! Her championship is on the line. Her right to headline Pain for Pride is on the line! Andrea Valentine’s heart is what’s gotten her this far in EAW, and we know she’s not going to give up at this point! She’s still got some fight left!
James Peters: I think Mr. DEDEDE knows that too because he’s releasing the move and switching to another! This time he takes Andrea from the guard position and is going for her shoulder! DEDEDE looking for the Infiniti Lock! Andrea tries to block, but DEDEDE is too strong. He hooks his legs, takes the arm and pushes it forward! The Omoplata Shoulder Lock is cinched in and he is going to rip Andrea’s shoulder out of the socket!
Persephone: Gawd, someone get me some earplugs! This bitch is hollering like she’s getting stabbed or something.
Rich Russillo: Andrea is desperate right now and she is doing everything she can to reach the ropes! She is literally grounded, unable to even remotely try and inch herself forward, but look! That’s incredible in-ring awareness from the champion! She can’t reach the ropes with her free arm, but she is using her legs! Andrea’s foot is under the bottom rope and the referee sees it! He is telling DEDEDE to break the hold, but DEDEDE wants to break Andrea’s arm instead! Kassidy is screaming at DEDEDE to let go and think of the bigger picture, and that seems to be the only thing that’s getting through to him! DEDEDE releases the Infiniti Lock and Andrea is in tears right now!
James Peters: There might have been some severe damage done to Andrea’s shoulder and DEDEDE is slow to get to his feet. He glances back at his wife, who doesn’t look apologetic at all over the fact she had to yell at him to keep him from getting disqualified.
Persephone: DEDEDE looks down at Andrea, who is holding her shoulder. The referee is checking to see if she’s fit to continue, but DEDEDE rips him up and tosses him into the corner. The referee is furious right now, and he is screaming at Mr. DEDEDE. Didn’t DEDEDE just fire a referee mid-match last week??
Rich Russillo: :lupe: I think DEDEDE is letting this official know that he is going to do whatever the hell he wants in this match and no one is going to stop him. Not only is the man our Chairman, but he has a Gawd Contract as well. I think we all know he can get away with pretty much anything…
Persephone: DEDEDE has Andrea by the hair and he’s pulled her up into a sitting position! She’s clearly distressed and it doesn’t help that DEDEDE has clamped a shoulder claw onto her injured arm. The shoulder claw helps further aggravate the nerves in the shoulder, and I’ll tell you what. This little cunt should just give up. Even if she continues to hang on, how fucking effective is she going to be with one arm against this serial killer to catch a predator man?
James Peters: I really hate agreeing with you on anything, Persephone, but that’s a fair point. It’s not like Andrea Valentine is dealing with your average Elitist. She’s in the ring with Mr. DEDEDE, and right now, I would say we are going to see him walk out of Fighting Spirit as a double champ.
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE has Andrea up and he quickly takes control of her wrist. DEDEDE works over the arm some more before dragging Andrea to the ropes and bending her arm over the top. DEDEDE uses the rope for leverage to further mess up the arm of Andrea Valentine and this time the referee hesitates before stepping in and making a count. I really can’t blame him though because Mr. DEDEDE has locked in now, and when he’s completely focused on the task at hand, there’s very few people who can stop him. He finally lets go of Andrea’s arm and unloads a kick that catches her in the armpit and forces her to drop to the mat!
Persephone: DEDEDE’s got his foot on Andrea’s arm now and he is pressing it against the turnbuckles! Andrea uses her good hand to strike DDD in the left knee a few times and finally he relents. He pulls her up, but Andrea with a desperation headbutt! Her forehead connects with DEDEDE’s chin, and she leaps up, connecting with a knee strike to the jaw! Andrea pushes past him and runs towards the ropes! She leaps on top of them and uses them to spring backwards and greet DEDEDE with an elbow! She runs the ropes again and this time comes back at DEDEDE with a dropkick that connects with his knees! Andrea with a lariat now and finally DEDEDE is down!
James Peters: Nice burst of offense from the champion! Andrea is desperately trying to get some feeling back into her arm and shoulder. She can barely lift it up and the pain on her face is obvious. We’ve seen our champion go through a lot of adverse situations, but she is literally in the ring right now with a shark. DEDEDE might be down, but he won’t stay down, and we all know that once he smells blood, he is pretty unstoppable.
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE is already back to his knees BUT ANDREA WITH AN INNOVATED VALENTINE’S MASSACRE! SHE USED HER GOOD ARM TO LAUNCH HERSELF INTO THE HANDSTAND AND SHE JUST DROVE MR. DEDEDE’S FACE INTO THE MAT WITH A HEADSCISSORS DRIVER!!! ANDREA KNOWS THAT WON’T BE ENOUGH SO SHE IS IMPROVISING RIGHT NOW! STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO MR. DEDEDE! ANDREA QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEGS!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Persephone: DEDEDE KICKS OUT!
James Peters: Desperation is shown on Andrea’s face now because she knows she has to do something big to end this match! She’s handicapped right now but she’s back up. Andrea makes her way to the ropes and begins to climb. I wonder what she’s got in mind? She’s gone for V-Day twice in this match and hit it successfully once, and was caught in mid-air the second time!
Rich Russillo: SHE’S NOT GOING FOR V-DAY! ANDREA WITH A SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Persephone: DEDEDE MOVES AND ANDREA CRASHES AND BURNS! THE DUMB BITCH JUST LANDED ON HER SHOULDER TOO! HAHAHAHAHA!
James Peters: Andrea’s cries of agony are echoing throughout this empty arena now! I don’t know how much more she can take. DEDEDE is using the ropes to return to his feet and he sees the EAW World Champion down on the mat. DEDEDE quickly grabs Andrea up by the arm and takes her down with an arm drag! Andrea rolls back up to her feet but DEDEDE with another arm drag! He doesn’t give Andrea the chance to get up on her own! DEDEDE takes her by the hair and tosses her into the corner! Andrea slams back first against the turnbuckles and DEDEDE looking for a running corner clothesline!
Rich Russillo: Andrea catches him in the jaw with her feet! DEDEDE staggers back and Andrea uses the ropes to help her catch DEDEDE with a jumping enziguri! DEDEDE stumbles around the ring and Andrea takes off running! She leaps on Mr. DEDEDE! TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!!!! MR. DEDEDE IS DOWN! ANDREA WAITS FOR HIM TO SIT UP BEFORE SHE RUNS THE ROPES! SHE USES HER MOMENTUM AND JUMPS IN THE AIR, LANDING RIGHT ON DEDEDE’S SHOULDERS WITH A MODIFIED METEORA! ANDREA REACHES BEHIND HERSELF AND HOOKS DEDEDE’S LEGS!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTT-
Persephone: DEDEDE THROWS ANDREA OFF HIM!
James Peters: ANDREA IS SCRAMBLING NOW! DEDEDE IS BACK UP BUT ANDREA DODGES A BIG BOOT! DEDEDE KEEPS HIMSELF FROM CRASHING HOWEVER ANDREA IS RIGHT THERE! DROPKICK TO THE BACK SENDS DEDEDE CHEST FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, AND ANDREA IS ABLE TO GET HIM WITH A ROLL UP!
Rich Russillo: NO! SHE CAN’T HANG ON! DEDEDE ROLLS RIGHT THROUGH AND CATCHES ANDREA WITH A KNEE TO THE STOMACH! ANDREA DOUBLES OVER AND DEDEDE CLUBS HER IN THE BACK OF THE NECK! HE SENDS ANDREA INTO THE ROPES BUT SHE DROPS DOWN INTO A BASEBALL SLIDE TO AVOID GETTING HIT! SHE DROPS TO HER FEET OUTSIDE THE RING AND DEDEDE IS GOING FOR IT! DEDEDE TAKES OFF RUNNING!!! “VINTAGE” DEDEDE!
Persephone: SHE CAUGHT HIM WITH A DROPKICK! ANDREA JUST KNOCKED DEDEDE OUT OF THE AIR! DEDEDE LANDS HARD ON KNEES AND ANDREA WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S HEAD!!! DEDEDE EATS A FACE FULL OF CONCRETE AND ANDREA KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE RIBS! ANDREA IS LIGHTING HIM UP WITH FOOTBALL LIKE KICKS BECAUSE THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS SOCCER YOU UNEDUCATED AMERICANS!
James Peters: ANDREA USES HER GOOD ARM TO GRAB DEDEDE BY THE HAIR AND SHE DRAGS HIM OVER TO THE STEPS! ANDREA SLAMS HIS FACE OFF THE STEPS AND STOMPS ON IT A FEW TIMES! DEDEDE IS FINALLY GETTING A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE AS ANDREA HAS FOUND NEW LIFE IN THIS MATCH! HE TRIES TO GET UP, BUT ANDREA WITH A RUNNING KNEE THAT SENDS DEDEDE CRASHING BACK DOWN AGAINST THE STEPS! SHE SLIDES INTO THE RING TO BREAK UP THE COUNT BUT NOW SHE’S BACK ON THE GROUND! ANDREA THROWS SEVERAL FOREARMS AT DEDEDE BEFORE GRABBING HIM AND DRAGGING HIM TO THE APRON! SHE TRIES TO GET DEDEDE BACK INTO THE RING BUT HE GOES DEAD WEIGHT ON HER! ANDREA KICKS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD OUT OF SHEER FRUSTRATION AND THAT BRINGS OVER KASSIDY HEART!
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE IS BACK INSIDE THE RING AND HE’S TELLING THE REFEREE SOMETHING! ANDREA WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST, BUT KASSIDY IS ABLE TO BLOCK IT AND SHE GOES FOR A HEART PUNCH! ANDREA BLOCKS THAT, AND CATCHES KASSIDY IN THE STOMACH WITH A KICK! ANDREA WITH A BULLDOG TO KASSIDY! KASSIDY IS DOWN!
Persephone: BUT FOR HOW LONG??
James Peters: :lupe: Probably not long.
Rich Russillo: DEDEDE IS REACHING OVER THE ROPES AND HE IS PULLING ANDREA ONTO THE APRON BY THE HAIR! ANDREA FIGHTS HIM OFF, CONNECTS WITH A RIGHT HAND, AND THEN DUCKS BETWEEN THE ROPES! SHE NAILS DEDEDE WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK TO THE GUT, AND SHE JUMPS UP… SUNSET FLIP OVER THE ROPES! SHE GOES FOR THE COVER BUT DEDEDE ROLLS THROUGH IT AND IS BACK UP! HE RUNS THE ROPES AND LOOKS FOR A SPEAR, BUT ANDREA LEAPS OVER HIM! DEDEDE IS ABLE TO STOP HIMSELF FROM FLYING OUT OF THE RING, AND HERE COMES ANDREA! HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW!!!!
James Peters: NO! MR. DEDEDE MOVED AND ANDREA HIT THE ROPES! DEDEDE LOOKS TO CLOTHESLINE HER BACK OVER THE TOP, BUT ANDREA ONCE AGAIN IS ABLE TO GET HER FEET UP! DEDEDE STAGGERS BACK BUT OH SHIT!!!!
Persephone: KASSIDY JUST SLAMMED THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP INTO ANDREA’S BACK!!!
Rich Russillo: ANDREA’S BACK HAS TAKEN A LOT OF PUNISHMENT TONIGHT AND SHE CRUMBLES TO HER KNEES! DEDEDE KICKS HER SQUARE IN THE FACE AND SCREAMS AT HER TO GET UP! ANDREA FINALLY FORCES HERSELF UP AND SHE STAGGERS AWAY FROM THE ROPES! DEDEDE TAKES OFF RUNNING! HE IS GOING TO RIP ANDREA IN HALF WITH A SPEAR!!!!!
James Peters: DEDEDE JUST LET OUT A CRY OF ANGUISH AND COLLAPSED TO THE GROUND! HE IS GRABBING HIS LEFT KNEE!!! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!?!
Persephone: I don’t know, but if you look at Kassidy Heart’s face, it looks like she’s seen a ghost. The bitch just drained of color and has covered her mouth with her hand.
Rich Russillo: A look of confusion has crossed Andrea’s face and the referee has rushed to Mr. DEDEDE’s side. :lupe:
James Peters: The Chairman and Answers World Champion is clearly in a lot of pain and I don’t like the way he is favoring his left knee right now.
(After a moment, the referee goes to throw up the X, which is the universal sign for a hurt wrestler.)
Andrea Valentine (Off Mic): Fuck that.
Rich Russillo: ANDREA PUSHES PAST THE REFEREE AND SNATCHES MR. DEDEDE UP BY THE HAIR! HE CAN NOT DEFEND HIMSELF OR PUT PRESSURE ON THAT LEFT KNEE! ANDREA TAKES OFF RUNNING AND SHE ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS MR. DEDEDE WITH LOVE HAZE! THE RUNNING CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER HAS CONNECTED ON MR. DEDEDE!!!
James Peters: KASSIDY IS ON THE APRON BUT ANDREA RUSHES THE ROPES! KASSIDY IS SENT TO THE FLOOR AND ANDREA IMMEDIATELY GOES BACK TO MR. DEDEDE FOR THE COVER!!!!
Andrea Valentine (Off Mic): COUNT IT!!!
Persephone: THE REFEREE FINALLY SHRUGS AND DROPS DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxon: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL EAW WORLD CHAMPION… ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!
(“Roll With Me” begins to blast across the PA system as the referee is handed the EAW World Championship. He hands it to Andrea, who beams and holds it up in the air.)
James Peters: I’m not sure what just happened, other than the fact Mr. DEDEDE collapsed mid-spear! The referee was about to call off the match, but Andrea forced him to keep it going. She retains her championship tonight, and gets it back in her possession, and more importantly, we now know that it’s going to be Andrea Valentine defending the EAW World Championship against Rex McAllister at Pain for Pride!
Rich Russillo: That match was absolutely incredible as Andrea proved how innovative and creative of a wrestler she is while once again proving how tough she is.
Persephone: I mean, all that really matters is this bitch is about to get absolutely FUCKED at Pain for Pride when she steps into the against my man! SEXY REXY is gunna absolutely murder her and become a three-time world champion! I need to go ahead and plan his celebration party.
(Meanwhile, Kassidy has gotten back into the ring and is holding Mr. DEDEDE in her arms, talking quietly into his ear. He is gritting his teeth, but his wife’s presence seems to calm him down while medical officials are evaluating his left knee. HRDO, Ashten Cross, and Captain Charisma have come out, indicating that this is serious and could potentially put the long awaited Mr. DEDEDE versus Jamie O’Hara grudge match at Pain for Pride in jeopardy.)
(Andrea has rolled out of the ring and is making her way up the ramp. She pauses at the top of the stage and looks down at what’s going on in the ring. She holds her belt to her chest.)
James Peters: Ladies and gentlemen, what a fucking sh-
(An ear piercing shriek of pure happiness erupts from Persephone.)
Rich Russillo: How the fuck is Rex McAllister even able to walk after going through absolute fucking hell alongside Cage earlier tonight?
(Rex has indeed walked onto the stage and to say he looks like a car crash victim would be an understatement. He’s limping, but he’s been cleaned up and stitched up for the most part. A smirk is across his face as he taps his Pain for Pride opponent on the shoulder. Andrea turns to him, and a smirk crosses her face. Rex extends his hand, and Andrea accepts the handshake, and after a moment, both of them turn to look at the Pain for Pride sign.)
Persephone: Oooooooooooooohmygod…. HOW IS HE EVEN CUTER ALL BEAT UP AND STUFF?! I WANT TO GO PUT ON MY NURSE’S COSTUME AND TEND TO HIS WOUNDS!!!!
Rich Russillo: That’s our Voltage main event standing right there on stage. Andrea Valentine versus the Grand Rampage winner, Rex McAllister.
(Rex and Andrea nod at one another before Rex turns to head backstage, leaving Andrea to have her moment.)
Persephone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
James Peters: WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!?!
Rich Russillo: :damn:
Persephone: REX JUST TOOK THAT BITCH OUT WITH THE REX EFFECT! YES! YES! FUCK YES! THAT IS WHAT WE ARE GOING TO SEE IN THREE WEEKS AT PAIN FOR PRIDE! BOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I AM FUCKING SHOOK!
(Everyone is shocked as Rex McAllister, the cool, calm, and collected Rex looks down at Andrea. He takes a deep breath, and looks up at the Pain for Pride sign once again.)
Rex McAllister (Off Mic): Third time’s a charm.
(EAW logo buzzes.)
