Fight Grid
(EAW Intro Plays)
(A special intro for Fight Grid plays featuring the various talent on the show tonight and transitions into the theater of the EAW Performance Center in Newark, New Jersey displaying several hundreds of rabid and excited fans, it then pans over to Clark Ruggiero and Ben Knight at the announce table)
Ben Knight: WELCOME TO FIGHT GRID LIVE! This is a special once in a blue moon occasion for EAW and I must say I am truly grateful just to be getting some work again it’s been quite some time and I am glad you are all with us checking out a show that very well might just be displaying the future of this company. I’m Ben Knight here with my partner Clark Ruggiero, take it away for me!
Clark Ruggiero: I couldn’t have said it better myself Ben I’m just glad I’m getting a paycheck this week! These escor– *ahem* bills aren’t going to pay for themselves! And speaking of bills we have a few hungry Elitists here tonight ready to collect what they feel is owed to them in the form of recognition as a lot of young up and comers will try to make names for themselves… as well as some veterans and champions! The two time Hall of Famer and National Elite Champion Lethal Consequences teams up with his new.. friend I guess? In Lindsey Kingsley to take on two of the biggest and brightest young stars in EAW today, Aniyah Mitchell and the New Breed Champion Jenny Cien! Plus we have a number one contenders match for said National Elite Championship as the veteran Justin Windgate takes on Eric Havoc in what is sure to be a good one! Let’s get this started shall we?
(‘Yuve Yuve Yu’ echoes throughout the arena as Alexander Cage makes his way to the ring.)
Maria Del Ray: INTRODUCING FIRST….WRESTLING OUT OF OLD TOWN, FLORIDDDAAA…WEIGHING IN AT 230lbs… ALEXANDERRRRRR CAGEEEEEE!!!!
(‘Therapy Session’ begins to play as Victor Jones makes his way onto the stage.)
Maria Del Ray: AND HIS OPPONENTTTT….WEIGHING IN AT 215lbs…WRESTLING OUT OF QUEENS, NEW YORRRRRKK….VICTORRRRRR JONESSSSS!!!
Clark Ruggerio: Neither man looking for a flashy intro tonight, they’re hungry to get to the action!
Clark Ruggerio: HERE WE GO! Both men possibly looking for a slo-CAGE BLASTS OUT OF THE CORNER WITH A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT, JONES AVOIDS IT AND HITS CAGE WITH A MASSIVE DROPKICK!! WHAT A START TO THIS BOUT! Cage rolls out of the ring, avoiding the early storm from Victor Jones. Cage gathering himself, ever so slowly re-enters the ring. Alexander Cage with a more cautious approach now, as bothy men lock up, tussling and bodying for the early advantage. Cage drives Jones back into the corner, not giving him any room to pull off another dangerous maneuver.
Ben Knight: Cage looks like he’s going to back off cleanl- A SLAP RIGHT TO THE FACE OF VICTOR JONES! A blatant show of disrespect! A smirk on the face of Cage, but that may not have been a wise move…JONES SURGES FORWARD WITH FOREARMS RIGHT TO THE FACE OF CAGE, OFF THE ROPES NOW, POSSIBLY LOOKING FOR A CLOTHESLINE…CAGE GOES UNDER HIM, AND COMES BACK OFF THE ROPES WITH A CLOTHESLINE HIMSELF!! THIS MATCH IS QUICKLY HEATING UP!!
Clark Ruggerio: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT BEN! Cages lifting Jones from the canvas, AND HE NAILS HIM WITH A BACKBREAKER! A SPINE SHAKING BACKBREAKER!! Cage showcasing his relentless nature, going back to the whale once again, looking perhaps for a Cloverleaf…VICTOR JONES COUNTERS INTO A ROLL UP, HE COULD END IT HERE….
ONNEEEEEEEE
TWWWWWOOOOOOO
TTHHHREEEEEEEEEEEE
Ben Knight: KICKOUT!!! KICKOUT FROM CAGE, HE’S STILL ALIVE IN THIS MATCH!! JONES NOT GIVING HIM ANY TIME TO RECOVER HOWEVER, NOW DRIVING CAGE INTO THE MAT WITH A SNAP SUPLEX….AND ANOTHER SUPLEX…HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S LOOKING FOR A PILEDRIVER TO TOP IT ALL OF, LOOKING FOR ANOTHER MATCH ENDING MANEUVER…HE’S GOING FOR THE PILE-CAGE ESCAPES OUT THE BACK DOOR, HE THRUSTS JONES AGAINST THE ROPES, AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BIG BOOTY RIGHT TO THE FACE!!! A JAW SHATTERING BOOT NAILED JONES WITH PERFECT PRECISION!! BUT HE CAN’T TAKE ADVANTAGE, CAGE HAS SUSTAINED TOO MUCH DAMAGE HIMSELF, AS HE DROPS TO A KNEE!
Clark Ruggerio: Cage seems to have gathered himself now, as he signals for Jones to rise to his feet. He may be looking for another big boot to the face, which is typically a prelude to The Perfect Storm!! BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES…HE’S MET WITH A BIG FOREARM, HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AGAIN…CAGE IOS MET WITH SWEET CHIN MUSIC THIS TIME!!! SWEET CHIN MUSIIII COM!!! THAT SUPERKICK RIGHT ON THE CHIN OF CAGE!! JONES EXECUTED IT WITH PERFECTION!! IT’S HIS BALL GAME NOW, AS HE LOOK TO FINISH CAGE WITH THE LEGENDS DEVICE!! HERE WE GOOO …LEGENDS DEV-CAGE COUNTERS INTO A SUPLEX!!! WHAT A COUNTER THAT WAS!!!
Ben Knight: NOW THE GROUND AND POUND FROM CAGE, MAULING THE FACE OF VICTOR JONES, EACH BLOW MORE DEVASTATING THAN THE LAST!! A STORM OF ELBOWS, FISTS, AND NASTY BLOWS RIGHT TO THE FACE!! EACH STRIKE TAKES MORE AND MORE OUT OF JONES, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS BRUTALITY!! Finally, CAGE RECEDES, BUT HE’S NOT FINISHED WITH HIM YET, HE’S LOOKING TO PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN! THE PERFECT STORM IS INCOMING …ALEXANDER CAGE LOOKING TO FINISH THIS BOUT-JONES COUNTERS INIOT A HUGE BACK BODY DROP!! NOW A NEUTRALIZER FROM JONES, THAT PLANTED CAGE!!! HE NAILS THE LEGENDS DEVICE, HE HIT IT! HE HIT IT! HE FUCKING NAILED IT!!
Clark Ruggerio: HE’S TOO STAGGERED TO COVER HIM, HE CAN’T FINISH IT!! BOTH MEN ARE LAYING LIFELESS ON THE CANVAS! I DON’T SEE ANY CLEAR CUT WINNER HERE!! JONES IS BACK UP NOW, ATTEMPTING TO LIFT CAGE UP TO HIS FEET, LOOKING FOR A SECOND LE-NO CAGE ESCAPES WITH A BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION…NOW THE PERFECT STORM, PLANTING JONES RIGHT ON HIS HEAD!!! HE’S NOT FINISHED, WHAT THE FUCK…HE LIFTS JONES BACK TO HIS FEET FOR A SECOND PERFECT SOTRM!!! CAGE WITH THE COVER!!!…
ONNNNNEEEEE
TTWWWWOOOOOOO
THRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
(DING! DING! DING!)
Clark Ruggerio: CAGE SOMEHOW PERSEVERED, HE FOUGHT, AND HE CAME OUT NOT ONLY ALIVE, BUT VICTORIOUS!!
(‘Yuve Yuve Yu’ picks back up as Alexander has his arm lifted by the referee, he catches his breath with a satisfied look on his face for the outcome of the match)
Ben Knight: A successful debut from Alexander! It’s safe to say that Nicolas didn’t quite evacuate in time to avoid “The Perfect Storm” akekeke!
Clark Ruggerio: Aight imma head out. Boooo stick to commentary! On another note lets switch gears and take a look at the huge event we have in store later tonight!
(Battle of Egypt ad airs)
(Fight Grid opens back up to Sofia Clarke standing by with one half of the tag team competing in the main event tonight, Aniyah Mitchell)
Sofia Clarke: Good evening I’m here with the “Hood Princess” herself.. Aniyah Mitchell!
(Aniyah appears in the frame unamused looking Sofia up and down while popping her bubble gum)
Sofia Clarke: Aniyah you are competing in the main event of Fight Grid tonight alongside New Breed Champion Jenny Cien, any thoughts about the matchup that lies ahead?
Aniyah Mitchell: First main event of many first and foremost. Issa shame I gotta spend it carrying this little bitch of a champion to a victory by beating another bitch of a champion and some random 40 year old virgin. Has the audacity to call herself a milf. Sis you spoiled like milk why did EAW even sign you? You look like you on ya last legs. Now that I think about it I’m just surrounded by old bitches including LC I don’t remember signing up to be no goddamn caregiver. I am the youngest and most definitely the hottest in this match and the company in general. I said it before and I’ll say it again you bitches COULD NEVER. Lindsey Kingsley stop trying to be young again we all know your real name is probably Gertrude or Rosanne. Then let’s not forget Harold all that hype and all that fighting for a championship reign that’s gonna last a week, Sad! I should be fighting at the Battle of Egypt like the Head Bitch in Charge that I am but I’ll settle for this I’ll settle for carrying a champion while beating another one just so I can prove that I am your next champion, that’s fine. But y’all not gonna be paying me these crumbs for long. Send me the breesh, period! Talk to me nice or don’t talk to me twice! These little bitches don’t compare to Aniyah, not Jenny not Lindsey not anyone I am the next in line for the New Breed Championship and I am the next New Breed Champion, I said what the fuck I said!
Sofia Clarke: Why so much animosity towards our New Breed champion?
Aniyah Mitchell: Our New Breed Champion? More like YOUR champion. She could NEVER be MY champion. But helloooooo?! Were you not paying attention to Territorial Invasion? All week she was talking hot and talking hot yes she ended up winning but who did she pin? Jake Smith ole pasty ass, my elimination ain’t have shit to do with her and I wanna prove that I will make a way better champion than she could ever dream of being. Cuz I’m the real thing and everything she tries to PORTRAY herself as. And the knockoff could never live up to the authentic version. So busy trying to chase after Serena bum ass and kiss up to her for some clout cuz she’ll kill to be associated with someone of culture, but unlike that big headed bitch I ain’t gonna let her eat off of my plate. I’m bodying her the first chance I get. She walking around moving wocky claiming new breed when the broad hasn’t been new since Jlo first marriage. I am NEW I am the next breed of EAW I am the leader of the next generation the rest of you is my sons. The bitch thinks she’s all this and that girl fuck you and dirty ass Philly imma carry your career like Nicki did for Meek. I should be champion but I’ll let my in ring skill do the talking for me because these bitches ain’t worth me sounding all this time speaking on them they are not on my level sis!
Sofia Clarke: Strong words from one of the brightest and most promising young stars in recent memory! Thank you for your time Aniyah!
Aniyah Mitchell: Mhm. Girl bye.
(Camera transitions back to the arena)
(“Breakin Outta Hell” by Airbourne hits as PAKA steps out and makes his way down to the ring. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction)
Maria Del Rey: Ladies and gentleman, the following contest is set for one fall!! Making his way to the ring, From The Arm Bar, France!! Weighing in at 225lbs!!! SHORTFUSE!!!!!!!!! PAKA!!!!!
Clark Ruggerio: Now PAKA is coming into this match after needing to be held back from beating Sarah Price up after her match on Voltage against his partner, Provencal.
Ben Knight: The dude loves to fight. I’ll give him that.
Clark Ruggerio: He definitely does, and he’ll get the opportunity to do just that against this guy right here!
(“Exponential Decay” by Kari Sigurdsson hits as Ronan Malosi steps out onto the stage and makes his way down to the ring. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction)
Maria Del Rey: And his opponent! From Capetown, South Africa!!!! Weighing in at 275lbs!!! RONAN MALOSI!!!!!!!!!!
Ben Knight: Speaking of fighters, this man right here is one of the best of them. MMA background as well as a solid street fighter growing up!
Clark Ruggerio: He also happens to be coming into this match after securing a big victory over Archimedes J. Manson on Dynasty last week. Let’s see if he can do the same thing against PAKA here tonight!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Clark Ruggerio: And here we go! Both Elitists circle around in the ring before eventually locking up! Ronan Malosi quickly uses his strength to whip PAKA towards the ropes! PAKA rebounds and goes for a running lariat onto Ronan Malosi! But Ronan Malosi ducks under it! PAKA rebounds off the other AND RUNS RIGHT INTO A RYDEEN BOMB BY RONAN MALOSI!! PAKA’s back taking a lot of damage there!
Ben Knight: And Ronan Malosi quickly gets up to his feet. Ronan Malosi grabs PAKA and brings him up too, before turning PAKA’s body around! RONAN MALOSI GOES FOR THE GERMAN SUPLEX!! NO!! PAKA is able to sink his hips! This makes it harder for Ronan Malosi to lift him up!! Ronan Malosi tries again! But PAKA keeps fighting it! PAKA jabs Ronan in the face with the back of his elbow! This looks like it’s loosening Ronan’s grip on PAKA as PAKA does it again! Ronan Malosi lets go! But he kicks the back of PAKA’s leg as PAKA falls down onto his right knee! Ronan rubs his face after those brutal elbow shots from PAKA. PAKA stands back up. AND RONAN MALOSI CONNECTS WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX AS PAKA LANDS BACK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!
Clark Ruggerio: What an incredible move by Ronan Malosi! PAKA is down, sitting against the bottom turnbuckle. Ronan Malosi gets back up to his feet and walks over PAKA in the corner. Ronan Malosi now begins driving his foot into PAKA’s chest with two quick stomps! Ronan Malosi grabs PAKA by the arm and brings him up to his feet. He lowers his shoulders and lifts PAKA up onto his shoulders!! It looks like Ronan Malosi is looking to hit his fireman’s carry facebuster! But wait!! PAKA is showing some life on top of Ronan Malosi as he begins driving his knee into the side of Ronan Malosi’s head!! Ronan Malosi can’t hold on to PAKA as PAKA drops down onto the mat behind him! GERMAN SUPLEX BY PAKA!!!
Ben Knight: And PAKA slowly gets up to his feet. PAKA goes over to Ronan Malosi and gets him up onto one knee! But Ronan Malosi connects with a hard jab at PAKA’s stomach trying to fight PAKA off. Ronan Malosi connects with another hard jab as PAKA takes a step back. Ronan Malosi now gets up to his feet and kicks PAKA in the gut! Ronan Malosi quickly turns around and rebounds off the ropes! Ronan Malosi charges back at PAKA!! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY PAKA!! GREAT TIMING BY SHORTFUSE PAKA AS HE COVERS FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TW-
Clark Ruggerio: And Ronan Malosi kicks out at one and a half! PAKA quickly gets up onto one knee and hits Ronan Malosi in the chest with a strong open palm strike! PAKA now gets up to his feet and goes for a falling headbutt!! No!! Ronan Malosi rolls out of the way, as PAKA’s head crashes into the mat! Ronan Malosi gets up onto his feet, as PAKA follows shortly after while clutching at his head.
Ben Knight: Ronan Malosi walks over to PAKA, but PAKA connects with another open palm strike at Ronan Malosi’s chest! Ronan Malosi responds with a forearm to the face of PAKA! PAKA with another shot to Ronan Malosi’s chest! Ronan responds with another forearm! PAKA again with the open palm strike! This time it connects onto Ronan Malosi’s face! PAKA with another! Ronan Malosi staggers back! PAKA with a third open palm strike to Ronan Malosi’s face! BUT RONAN MALOSI CONNECTS WITH A STRONG RIGHT HOOK THAT FORCES PAKA TOWARDS THE NEAR ROPES BEHIND HIM!! PAKA rebounds AND CONNECTS WITH THE KNOCKOUT HEADBUTT!! THE RUNNING HEADBUTT CONNECTS DIRECTLY AT RONAN MALOSI’S THROAT AND INSTANTLY SENDS BOTH COMPETITORS DOWN TO THE MAT! PAKA is barely able to move, but is able to get his arm over Ronan Malosi for the pin!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Ben Knight: And Ronan Malosi kicks out!!! PAKA almost got the victory right there, but it wasn’t quite enough to keep Ronan Malosi down. PAKA gets up and grabs Ronan Malosi’s legs. PAKA raises Ronan Malosi’s legs then steps over his shoulders AS HE GOES FOR THE SHORTFUSE LOCK!!! THE MODIFIED BOSTON CRAB!!!
Clark Ruggerio: NO LOOK!!! Ronan Malosi is quickly army crawling his way to the bottom rope as PAKA is forced to break the hold! PAKA gets back up onto his feet as Ronan Malosi rolls under the bottom rope and steps out onto the ringside. PAKA is looking down at Ronan Malosi.
PAKA: HEY MERDE!!!!!!!!!!
Ben Knight: You know what that means!!! PAKA quickly runs towards the far ropes, rebounds, and leaps through the middle ropes going for the WRECKING BALL PLANCHA!!! THE HEADBUTT SUICIDE DIVE!!!
Clark Ruggerio: SUPERKICK BY RONAN MALOSI!!! PAKA JUST WENT HEAD FIRST INTO THE BOOT OF RONAN MALOSI AFTER DIVING FROM THE RING!!! BOTH RONAN MALOSI AND PAKA ARE DOWN AT RINGSIDE AS THE REFEREE BEGINS TO COUNT!!!!!
Referee: ONE!!!!…. TWO!!!!!!… THREE!!!!!
Ben Knight: PAKA is showing absolutely no signs of life right now as Ronan Malosi has gotten himself up onto one knee.
Referee: FOUR!!!!!! FIVE!!!!!!
Clark Ruggerio: And Ronan Malosi is now up onto his feet. PAKA still lifeless on the ground, but Ronan Malosi is able to bring him up to his feet and rolls him into the ring. Ronan Malosi slides into the ring and hooks the legs of the broken PAKA!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Ben Knight: NO PAKA KICKED OUT JUST IN TIME!!!! Ronan Malosi gets back up to his feet and quickly drops an elbow into PAKA’s chest. Ronan Malosi stands right back up and does it again! And again! Ronan Malosi stands up for the fourth time, but this time he stomps his foot directly into the ribcage of PAKA!! Ronan Malosi is getting fired up here as he performs the cutthroat taunt with his thumb!! Ronan Malosi runs towards the far ropes, rebounds, AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING SENTON ONTO PAKA’s BODY!!!!
Clark Ruggerio: Ronan Malosi gets up to his feet as he brings PAKA to his feet as well. Ronan Malosi whips PAKA into the corner as PAKA crashes hard against the turnbuckle! Now we see Ronan Malosi stalking his enemy. Ronan Malosi is pacing back and forth at the other end of the ring! And now Ronan Malosi charges at PAKA in the corner with a big boot!!! But PAKA ducks under it and gets behind Ronan Malosi who has his right foot caught on the top turnbuckle!!! AND PAKA QUICKLY ROLLS RONAN MALOSI UP FROM BEHIND AS THE REFEREE GOES DOWN FOR THE PIN!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEE-
Ben Knight: BUT RONAN MALOSI KICKS OUT! PAKA almost snuck away with that one right there! PAKA gets up onto his feet, as Ronan Malosi follows right after. Ronan Malosi strikes PAKA with a punch at the top of his head! PAKA really felt that one, but comes back with a knife edge chop that crushes Ronan Malosi in the throat! Ronan Malosi now clenches at his throat in pain, as PAKA kicks Ronan Malosi in the stomach, pulls him in, and.. AND PAKA LIFTS RONAN MALOSI UP AND SLAMS HIM BACK DOWN WITH THE POWER BOMB!!! Ronan Malosi’s back plants against the mat hard as he quickly pops up into a seated position!!! But look!! PAKA takes a step back and connects with a powerful penalty kick to the chest of Ronan Malosi as Ronan Malosi falls right back against the mat!!!
Clark Ruggerio: PAKA walks over to Ronan Malosi and helps him up to his feet. PAKA now irish whips Ronan Malosi as he slams up against the turnbuckle! PAKA charges at Ronan Malosi in the corner with a running lariat!! But Ronan Malosi is able to catch PAKA in the face with an elbow!! PAKA is stunned and grabs his face in pain!! Ronan Malosi is climbing up to the top turnbuckle! Ronan Malosi standing up in the corner!! He leaps!! DIVING LARIAT ONTO PAKA!!! NO!!! PAKA was able to get out of the way as Ronan Malosi lands right past him! Ronan Malosi turns around. KNOCKOUT HEADBUTT BY PAKA!!! PAKA JUST NAILED RONAN MALOSI WITH ANOTHER KNOCKOUT HEADBUTT AS RONAN MALOSI STANDS GROGGY FROM THE MOVE! PAKA is also trying to get his balance, and finally does! PAKA grabs Ronan Malosi and props him up onto his shoulders in a fireman’s carry position!! PAKA charges at the corner with Ronan Malosi on his shoulders!!! COMPACT DRIVER!!!!! THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES CONNECTS!!!!!! PAKA raises his right arm and places it on top of Ronan Malosi for the pin!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Breakin Outta Hell” by Airbourne hits as the referee raises PAKA’s hand)
Maria Del Rey: And your winner!! By Pinfall!! SHORTFUSEEEEEE!!!! PAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ben Knight: Impressive win for PAKA over the much larger Ronan Malosi!
Clark Ruggerio: Most definitely! Both competitors came to fight, but tonight it was PAKA who came out on top!
Ben Knight: I can’t wait to see what the future holds for these two elitists!
(Ad airs for House of Glass)
Maria Del Ray: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is Fight Grid’s SHOWDOWN SHOWCASE! Introducing first…
(‘Hey Man Nice Shot’ by Filter plays and Viktor Stone begins to make his way to the ring with a satisfied and confident look on his face.)
Maria Del Ray: Weighing in at 225 pounds, from Las Vegas, Nevada — VIKTORRRRR STONE!
Clark Ruggerio: We haven’t seen Viktor Stone compete in the ring in over a month and tonight he’s looking to make a big comeback against three other tough competitors. What are his chances, Ben?
Ben Knight: I can’t say, but he certainly hasn’t had a hot couple of months. A loss here would be another huge setback.
(‘War’ by Dance with the Dead plays and Santo Muerte begins methodically walking toward the ring, paying no attention to boos from the crowd.)
Maria Del Ray: Weighing in at 200 pounds, he is from DEATH VALLEY, California… SANTOOOOOOOO MUERRRRRTTTTEEE!
Ben Knight: Last week on Showdown, folks, Santo Muerte was contemplating his losses — including at Territorial Invasion — and showed off his rigorous training methods. The question tonight will be if it has paid off.
Clark Ruggerio: The man follows ‘Del Ray’ as if he’s in some kind of sick cult, we’ll see if that mindset comes into effect at all tonight on Fight Grid.
(‘Hell on Heels’ by Pistol Annies begins to play as Kensingten Calhoun begins to walk slowly down the ramp in high heel boots smoking a cigarette and carrying her patented purse. Calhoun puts the cigarette out on the ring apron to the displeasure of the referee.)
Maria Del Ray: Weighing in at 143 pounds, from Savannah, Georgia — she is the FIRST LADY of EAW — KENSINGTENNNN CALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUN!
Clark Ruggerio: This beautiful woman has an attitude the size of Texas and an ass the size of Jabba the Hutt’s birthday cake!
Ben Knight: Come on, be professional, this is Fight Grid, and you’re not Gavin Kirkland! Nonetheless, the last time we saw Kensingten was when she suffered a loss to Jenny Cien for a chance to compete at Territorial Invasion. It was a tough street fight, so she’s definitely looking to dish out some punishment here tonight.
(‘Cards’ by Rick Rude begins to play and Sonny Saxton makes his way to the ring pumping his fists and trying to get a reaction from the crowd.)
Maria Del Ray: And finally, weighing in at 195 pounds, from Honolulu, Hawaii — SONNY SAXTON!
Clark Ruggerio: This is this young man’s Fight Grid debut and he’s looking to make a name for himself. In my notes, I see he owns a self defense school back in his hometown of Honolulu. Good for him!
Ben Knight: He’s got a lot to prove tonight, especially in this four-way match up against these tough competitors.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Clark Ruggerio: Here we go! All four competitors immediately start throwing rights and lefts, wasting no time. In one corner we have Kensingten Calhoun and Viktor Stone throwing fists at each other and in the other we see Santo Muerte getting the upper hand on Sonny Saxton. Saxton is being stomped like a disobedient dog right now by Muerte as he’s landing shot after shot right to the chest. Meanwhile, it seems Kensingten has gotten the upper hand on Stone… she lifts him up… AND FLATTENS HIM LIKE A PANCAKE!
Ben Knight: A tremendous show of strength from the First Lady of EAW, she lifted him and let gravity do the rest. But WATCH OUT! Out of no where, Santo Muerte just took Kensingten’s head off with a lariat. She flipped inside out as Santo Muerte used his full force to take her head nearly clean off. Muerte’s in control of this match now and he grabs ahold of Kensingten by her hair. He lifts her up… MUSCLE BUSTER SUPLEX! WOW! THIS COULD BE OVER ALREADY! MUERTE DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG!
ONE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Clark Ruggerio: NO! Viktor Stone gets back to his feet and makes the save here as he is now on top of Muerte delivering rights and lefts. Stone gets back to his feet, which is smart, and looks around-
Ben Knight: OUT OF NOWHERE! Sonny Saxton had climbed to the top rope and he just delivered a HUGE missile drop kick to the chest of Viktor Stone. It looks like he’s going to try and take advantage here. HE ROLLS HIM UP!
ONEEE!!!!!
Clark Ruggerio: He only gets the one count here, it’s going to take more than that. This match is off to a break-neck start here. Santo Muerte grabs ahold of Sonny Saxton who was paying too much attention to the one count… GERMAN SUPLEX! But he keeps his grip. ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! Santo Muerte brings him up for one more. No! Wait-
Ben Knight: A HUGE ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY KENSINGTEN CALHOUN CATCHES BOTH MUERTE AND SONNY SAXTON! Wow! It looks like that kick might’ve busted Saxton open above his eye, the referee is now checking on him. Wait, what’s Kensingten doing? Viktor Stone is making his way back to his feet now, but-
Clark Ruggerio: Yes, but look! Kensingten Calhoun has grabbed that purse of hers. The referee is turned around and distracted right now! WATCH OUT, STONE!
*WHACK*
Ben Knight: My God, Kensingten Calhoun is knocked Viktor Stone’s head off and sent him flying out of the ring with a shot from her purse! He might be concussed!
Clark Ruggerio: What the hell is inside that thing, a brick?!
(A brick can be seen poking out of the purse.)
Clark Ruggerio: Kensingten has turned her attention back toward Santo Muerte, though, who is using the rope to struggle back to his feet. She throws a right hand… BUT IT’S BLOCKED! Santo Muerte grabs Kensingten by her long hair and puts her head between his legs. COULD THIS BE?!? HE PULLS HER UP!
Ben Knight: She’s struggling, though! She’s punching Santo right in his face and as he walks around with her up on his shoulders. AND HE FALLS TO THE MAT! A great counter there by Kensingten to avoid sure calamity. Sonny Saxton, who is definitely bleeding a bit from catching that high heel, is finally back to his feet. Kensingten doesn’t see this as she’s delivering stomps and kicks to the face of Santo Muerte. BACK CRACKERRRRR! SONNY SAXTON PROVING HE’S GOT MORE LEFT IN HIM! THE NEW KID MAKES THE COVER!
ONEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Clark Ruggerio: But no! Kensingten is able to kick out of that and man, what a face-paced action-filled match this has been. I can’t believe the amount of punishment we’ve seen these four competitors dish out. Sonny Saxton is looking to deliver more punishment to Kensingten after she made him bleed above that eye. He’s picking her up by her long blonde hair… an Irish whip, Saxton looks for a lariat, but Kensingten ducks! She swings back off the ropes once again, and Saxton attempts a back elbow, but-
Ben Knight: KENSINGTEN CATCHES THE ARM! AND SHE LOCKS IN THE KAMURA! SHE CALLS IT SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! OH MY GOD, IS SAXTON GOING TO TAP!
Clark Ruggerio: LOOOOK OUUUUUUUTTTTT! SANTO MUERTE FLYS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND DELIVERS A HUGE SWANTON BOMB ONTO THE STOMACH OF SONNY SAXTON! HE MISSED THE INTENDED TARGET, KENSINGTEN CALHOUN!
Ben Knight: Kensingten saw it coming and dropped that hold on Saxton and rolled out of the way. Uh oh, Santo is back to his feet and so is Kensingten. Viktor Stone is on the outside knocked out from that shot from Kensingten’s purse!
Clark Ruggerio: Santo goes charging towards Kensingten but she dodges and latches onto him for a belly to belly suplex sending him flying across the ring! He rolls out of the ring to retreat as Kensingten takes her attention back over to the laid out Saxton! SHE REAPPLIES THE KAMURA LOCK AND THIS TIME SONNY IMMEDIATELY TAPS!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Maria Del Ray: Here is your winner of the SHOWDOWN SHOWCASE…. KENSINGTENNNNNNNNNNNN CALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUN!
Ben Knight: Wow! What a match. I was dizzy from all the commotion that, but Kensingten really showed why she just damn nearly made it to the Divide and Conquer match at Territorial Invasion instead of Jenny Cien who went on to win the match.
Clark Ruggerio: That was a hard fought win, albeit not the cleanest of wins, but she surely got the job done. Congratulations to Kensingten Calhoun, surely with bigger things to come in her career after this performance on FIGHT GRID! We’ll be right back!
(A large SUV can be seen pulling up to the arena as the driver gets out and opens up the door revealing it to be the New Breed Champion, Jenny Cien making her arrival. She has on a pair of sunglasses with her belt draped over her shoulder and EAW interviewer Chase Vantigon immediately bombards her as he attempts to interview her)
Chase Vantigon: Jenny! Jenny!
Jenny Cien: Look you creep I’m not doing autographs if it’s not a paid signing now move any closer to my space and I’m knockin ya teeth out.
Chase Vantigon: Woah calm down, I’m an interviewer with EAW and Fight Grid.
(Jenny tilts her sunglasses momentarily to stare him down)
Jenny Cien: Really? I don’t remember EAW hiring a Urkel lookalike.
Chase Vantigon: Well long story.. I was the interviewer for Battleground but then–
Jenny Cien: I DON’T CARE! WHAT DO YOU WANT DAMN?
Chase Vantigon: Well I don’t know if you’re aware but your partner tonight, Aniyah Mitchell, had some choice words to say for you and I was just wondering if you could offer a response.
Jenny Cien: Well first of all no I wasn’t aware. Am I surprised tho? Hell nah. That bitch been on my tip on some weirdo jealous shit for a minute now. I’m never about tearing another sis down but a bitch come for me and she gonna get more than what she bargained for and that’s facts.
Chase Vantigon: Well basically she called you a Serena Bennett asskisser and declared after she carries you to victory she’s coming for your belt.
Jenny Cien: Coming for my belt? Which one? The Loui one or the Fendi? I take it she means the Fendi one since she’s on Nicki Minaj’s dick so hard. Certainly she couldn’t have been talking about the belt on my shoulder right Urkel?
Chase Vantigon: Ummm I think she actually was.
Jenny Cien: Poor thing, a young misguided baba treesh who thinks she knows more about life and this business than somebody like me who’s been around the block and back more times than she could ever imagine. And I don’t mean been around the block like her hoe ass momma was when she fucked a random dude and gave birth to her. I mean I’ve experienced way more than her. She’s in over her head if she thinks she could fuck with me on any level and whatever weird ass obsession she got with Serena got nothing to do with me but it reeks of insecurity, sorry I’m confident enough in myself to where I don’t gotta tear another minority female down to feel better about myself. But lemme not stoop to your level and actually be the ADULT here. We’re a team whether she likes it or not so we will work as one to take down the unit of LC and Lindsey who actually get along. Whatever you wanna do after we handle business, I’m with the shits. But right now? Let’s keep our eyes on the prize. Take notes little girl, staying focused on the task at hand and not letting petty shit cloud your view.. that’s how you win these things.
(Jenny taps her belt as she shoots Chase off and makes her way into the arena followed by an assistant dragging her suitcase.)
(Maria Del Ray is shown ringside)
Maria Del Ray: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Maria Del Ray: And it is for the Number One Contendership for the National Elite Championship!
(‘Avalanche’ by Bring Me The Horizon hits.)
Maria Del Ray: Introducing first…
(Eric Havoc’s tron kicks up and for a little while nothing but his performance highlights are shown on the Tron. Eventually, ‘The One’ Eric Havoc comes out onto the stage with his signature hoodie on. He gets his crouch on…)
Eric Havoc: (off-mic) THE ONE IS HERE!
Maria Del Ray: Weighing in at 220 lbs, From Jacksonville, Florida… “The One” Eriiiiiiiiic Havoc!
(Eric continues down the ramp and off towards the ring. He stops near the ring and soaks in the atmosphere a bit before running up the steel steps and hopping up the turnbuckle from the outside! He holds out his hands and leaps into the ring, dropping down to sit criss-cross, applesauce in the center of the ring.)
Maria Del Ray: And his opponent…
(‘El Diablo’ by Machine Gun Kelly hits.)
Maria Del Ray: All the way from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at 225 lbs… he is The Xtreme Classic… JUUUSSSSSTIIIIIIIIIIIN WIIIIIIINDGAAAAAATE!
(Justin Windgate runs out onto the stage and throws his hands in the air. He’s got the classic Stoner Smile on his face as he takes in the crowd’s reaction. A moment later, he’s already running down towards the ring.)
Clark Ruggerio: Oh man. The Fight Grid is stacked tonight!
Ben Knight: You better believe it! And right now we’re about to witness two terrific talented titans take it toe-to-toe and–
Clark Ruggerio: Are you seriously alliterating like that?
Ben Knight: What? I’m trying something new.
Clark Ruggerio: Don’t. This is the EAW. Where we say whatever the fuck we want!
Ben Knight: Well, fuck my sister in her ear and call me Susan!
Clark Ruggerio: … Okay, maybe the alliteration wasn’t so bad.
Ben Knight: I’m fucking with you, Clark. Anyway! We have a match between ‘The One’ Eric Havoc and ‘The Xtreme Classic’ Justin Windgate for the NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP to the NATIONAL. ELITE. CHAMPIONSHIP.
Clark Ruggerio: This match is about to get underway and by the time its over, one of these men will be walking out of here with one serious contender-CHIP on their shoulder.
Ben Knight: I hate that you just said that.
Clark Ruggerio: Now you see how it feels.
(DING DING DING!)
Clark Ruggerio: There’s the bell and these two are already on each other like Korey Gaines in a DM!
Ben Knight: Got it in one, partner! And it’s Eric Havoc out front here! He’s got Windgate by the neck and he’s slamming those brutal forearms into his head. Over and over! Windgate’s trying to cover up by Eric Havoc’s grip is firm. He steps back and sends Windgate to the mat with another stiff forearm! Windgate gets back up to his feet and backs away to get a little room. But Havoc’s rushing him! Justin’s in the corner, Eric leaps for him… JUSTIN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND ERIC GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE POLE!
Clark Ruggerio: Justin Windgate pulls Eric Havoc out of the corner and spins him around. He pushes him back up against the turnbuckle and smacks a hard CHOP right across Eric’s chest! Eric winces in pain but Justin gives him another one! Another one! DJ CHOP-ED! ANOTHER ONE! NO! Eric blocks it and shoves Justin away! And the two take a moment to stare down each other.
Ben Knight: Yeah, man. These two have been going at each other all week and we’re seeing that same intensity in this match.
Clark Ruggerio: Neither one of them want to give an inch! They both want their shot at the National Elite Championship!
Ben Knight: Eric Havoc gets the upper hand and takes Justin Windgate to task with textbook SUPLEX. Justin rolls up to his feet and levels Eric Havoc with a strong clothesline! Eric Havoc returns the favor as Justin rushes back towards him with a rough dropkick right to Windgate’s chest! Justin stumbles back, the wind knocked out of him and Eric Havoc capitalizes with a spear! And Justin Windgate is down! Eric covers!
OOONNNEEEE!
Clark Ruggerio: Justin Windgate gets the shoulder up! Definitely saw that coming. No way was the Xtreme Classic gonna’ go down that easy.
Ben Knight: Yeah, he’s no Felix Hartley.
Clark Ruggerio: What?
Ben Knight: Y’know, because of how easy she goes down.
Clark Ruggerio: How would you know?
Ben Knight: Same way you know!
Clark Ruggerio & Ben Knight: …
Ben Knight: Back to the action, it looks like Justin Windgate is mounting some sort of offense here. He’s got Eric hooked up… and… SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Justin backs up as Eric runs at him, Justin turns, grabs Eric and HIP TOSS! Eric’s down on the mat again! Justin lays the boots to him! Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! LEG DROP!
Clark Ruggerio: Justin leaves Eric writhing on the mat as he stomps over to the corner and hops up to the second rope. He motions for it and leaps off with an elbow drop but Eric Havoc rolls out of the way! Justin hits the mat hard! Eric rolls Justin over and it looks like he’s going for some kind of submission maneuver… oh shit! He’s trying to lock in a CROSSFACE! Justin’s fighting it! Eric elbows Justin the back of the head and tries to lock it in again! Justin flails with a hand…
Ben Knight: And it’s on the ropes! The ref breaks the hold before Eric can even get it fully locked in! Smart play by the Stoned One there!
Clark Ruggerio: Indeed it was. Both men are back on their feet now and they meet up in the center of the ring! They lock up with each other and are trading blows with each other! Eric’s hard right hands are coming in a very distinct style! I can’t put my finger on it but I’ve seen those kind of punches before!
Ben Knight: Damn right you have! Those aren’t just any punches! Those are MMA STYLED PUNCHES! Eric Havoc changing the game with those, baby!
Clark Ruggerio: You’re not wrong! But don’t count Justin Windgate out just yet! There’s more to this game than a specific punching style! In fact, it looks like Justin is just taking those hits to the face the same way he takes those hits to his joints! Eric Havoc with another strong right hand that spins Justin Windgate right around… but what’s this?! Justin drops backwards, legs up… PELE KICK! PELE KICK TO THE FACE OF ERIC HAVOC! What a move by Justin Windgate! Straight out of Stonerville!
Ben Knight: Eric Havoc just got rocked! He stumbles backwards and Justin Windgate spins right back around. Behold, everyone, the Power of Weed!
Clark Ruggerio: Are you promoting the sale, purchase and consumption of marijuana on our EAW programming?
Ben Knight: Yes.
Clark Ruggerio: Okay, just checking.
Ben Knight: Justin stays on the attack now. Eric’s up on one knee but here comes Windgate… SUPERKICK! Eric Havoc is knocked right back off his feet. Eric hits the mat and rolls outside of the ring. Eric leaning against the barricade now and checking his face for blood. That was a devastating kick from Justin Windgate. Superkick right to the face. Wow. What a match.
Clark Ruggerio: Looks like Justin’s content to let Eric have this little breather as he just motions for Eric to get back into the ring. Eric waves Justin off and continues checking on his own face and jaw. He’s not paying Windgate any attention right now and Justin’s already bounced off the far ropes! Justin rebounds and rushes for the other side of the ring! He’s up! He’s over! SENTON! RUNNING SENTON TO ERIC HAVOC! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE!
Ben Knight: The ref hangs over the ropes to check on both men. They’re moving but they are both in pain from that last move. The ref starts the count!
1!
2!
3!
4!
Ben Knight: Whoa, hey, okay! Looks like Justiin is the first to his feet. He’s using the barricade to pull himself up!
Clark Ruggerio: Eric’s not far behind him! A little more wobbly but Eric’s on his feet as well! The ref has slowed down his count as our two competitors for the Number One Contendership to the National Elite Championship get themselves back into the ring.
Ben Knight: You just had to say that again, didn’t you?
Clark Ruggerio: What? I like a mouthful!
Ben Knight: …
Clark Ruggerio: SHUT UP!
Ben Knight: Moving on! Justin rushes Havoc! Havoc counters with a SPINEBUSTER! Eric pulls Justin back up and locks him into the DDT position! He’s got him hooked! He drops! DDT! Eric hit it! Justin’s down and Eric’s looking to capitalize! The Truest Dynasty Talent stalks Windgate as he gets to his feet. Windgate turns around and Eric’s right there! LEAP OF FAITH! LEAP OF FAITH! The Spanish Fly connects and Eric with the cover!
OONNEEE!
TTWWWOOOO!!
Clark Ruggerio: Windgate gets the shoulder up! Windgate shoves Eric away the moment the two are back to their feet. Eric swings another forearm at Justin but Justin ducks under and SPEARS Eric right through the middle! Justin stays on him and hammers Eric in the head with a series of punches! He hops off and looks to the corner! I think I know where he’s going with this!
Ben Knight: So do I, partner! We’ve been waiting for Windgate to take to the sky and I think we’re about to see it here! Windgate hops up to that top turnbuckle and looks out at the crowd. Some of them are on their feet and he points at Eric down on the mat! Windgate leaps, rotation and… 360 FROG SPLASH!
Clark Ruggerio: WAIT! NO! ERIC HAVOC GOT HIS KNEES UP! JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST CAME DOWN ON ERIC’S KNEES! Oh he’s hurt! He’s hurt! Eric on the offensive again now. Eric pulls Justin up to his feet and gets a sinister, an almost unhinged grin across his face. Eric hesitates for just a moment… here it comes… MANDIBLE CLAW! Eric Havoc with The Mandible Claw on Justin Windgate! Justin’s struggling. He’s struggling to get to the ropes! Eric Havoc’s using all his strength to keep him away!
Ben Knight: Justin’s gotta’ do something here! He’s down to one knee! He can’t reach the ropes! Wait! He’s punching! Justin Windgate is slamming his fist into Eric Havoc’s side! He’s pounding away! Eric’s losing his grip! Justin’s pushing back up to both of his feet! Another punch and Justin SHOVES Eric away! Justin backs up to try and recover from that Mandible Claw. But here comes Eric! He’s keeping the pressure on! POISON TRIGGER!
Clark Ruggerio: NOBODY HOME! JUSTIN MOVES AND HAVOC GETS CAUGHT UP IN THE ROPES! Havoc stumbles out of the ropes and turns right around. Justin’s there! He’s in the air! HURRICANRANA! JUSTIN WITH THE COVER!
OOOONEEEEE!
TWWWOOOOOOO!
Ben Knight: ERIC HAVOC KICKS OUT! The True Dynasty Talent proving that the Classic’s going to have to be more Xtreme than that!
Clark Ruggerio: Okay, I don’t say this often, especially to you, but well done.
Ben Knight: Thanks.
Clark Ruggerio: Justin Windgate drags Eric Havoc back up to his feet. Justin Windgate has him hooked, he runs and BULLDOG! Eric Havoc’s head bounces off the mat with reckless abandon! Justin back on his feet and he kicks Havoc over onto his back. Justin wipes the sweat from his face and looks over at the ropes. He runs and rebounds off them, headed back towards Eric’s downed body… and… SENTON! XTREME MEASURES! XTREME MEASURES ON ERIC HAVOC!
Ben Knight: … Uh, partner? It’s not calle–
Clark Ruggerio: IT IS NOW!
Ben Knight: … right. The RUNNING SENTON to Eric Havoc! Oh shit! Justin with the cover!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNE!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOO!
THR–
Clark Ruggerio: KICKOUT! ERIC HAVOC KICKS OUT!
Ben Knight: This has been brutal! Both men are giving everything they have! Neither one of them are giving up! Neither one will stay down! We are going down to the wire folks! Is there even a time limit on this match?
Clark Ruggerio: Hell no! This is the FIGHT GRID! Where we fight ’til the death! On some Hunger Games shit! MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR, BITCH!
Ben Knight: You hype.
Clark Ruggerio: Shut up.
Ben Knight: Eric Havoc with a ROUNDHOUSE KICK right to Windgate’s gut! Windgate doubles over! Eric Havoc wasting no time! Eric Havoc hooks the arms! IT’S TIME! IT’S TRUE! IT’S DAMN TRUE DYNASTY TALENT! THE DESECRATION! It’s OVER! IT HAS TO BE OVER! JUSTIN WINDGATE IS DOWN. HE’S NOT EVEN MOVING. THIS IS OVER FOLKS!
Clark Ruggerio: Eric Havoc with the cover after such a vicious move!
OOOONNNNNEEEEEEE
TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THREEEEEEEEE–
Ben Knight: NO! NO! JUSTIN. WINDGATE. GETS. A. SHOULDER. UP! HE’S STILL IN IT! HE’S STILL IN IT! I DON’T KNOW HOW! CLARK DON’T KNOW HOW! I DON’T THINK JUSTIN KNOWS HOW! BUT HE’S STILL IN IT!
Clark Ruggerio: AND ERIC HAVOC CANNOT BELIEVE IT! HE’S PISSED! HE’S FURIOUS! HE’S SLAMMING HIS FIST INTO THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION! He’s losing it. Look at his eyes! He’s losing it!
Ben Knight: If Justin Windgate doesn’t do something soon, he might not be facing The One anymore!
Clark Ruggerio: … What? What the hell are you on about?
Ben Knight: I’m just saying that the tide could turn in this match!
Clark Ruggerio: It’s been tossin’ and turnin’ like EAW Fan Fiction all night!
Ben Knight: I’m just saying that Havoc’s starting to look at little… shall we say… off his rocker? A little… unhinged, maybe?
Clark Ruggerio: …
Ben Knight: Justin Windgate holding onto the ropes now, as he finally gets to his feet. Eric Havoc is upon his feet too and he looks PISSED. He’s breathing like a bull possessed and he charges for Windgate! WHAM! SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK FROM JUSTIN WINDGATE! ERIC HAVOC IS DOWN!
Clark Ruggerio: Windgate should capitalize right here! Cover him! Cover him now! No! What is he doing?! Windgate drags Havoc up to his feet and hooks his head over his shoulder. He points at corner and it sounds like the crowd knows what’s coming!
Crowd: RUN! IT! UP! RUN! IT! UP!
Clark Ruggerio: Justin takes their advice and runs for the corner! BUT WAIT! ERIC STOPS HIMSELF! HE SHOVES JUSTIN IN THE BACK, USING HIS OWN MOMENTUM AGAINST HIM! JUSTIN HEADS FOR THE CORNER WITH HAVOC RUNNING RIGHT BEHIND HIM! JUSTIN RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND FLIPS BACKWARDS…
Ben Knight: AND RIGHT OVER ERIC HAVOC! OH MY GOD! WHAT A DISPLAY OF XTREME ATHLETICISM! JUSTIN WINDGATE GRABS ERIC HAVOC…
Ben Knight & Clark Ruggerio: LIGHTS OUT! LIGHTS OUT!
Clark Ruggerio: REVERSE CUTTER ON ERIC HAVOC! OH MY GOD HE HIT IT!
Ben Knight: I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW! HOLY SHIT!
Clark Ruggerio: JUSTIN WINDGATE COVERS!
Ben Knight: COUNT IT, REF!
OOOONNNEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOO!
TTTTHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING DING DING!)
(‘El Diablo’ by Machine Gun Kelly hits!)
Clark Ruggerio: THAT’S IT! OH MY GOD! THE XTREME CLASSIC HAS DONE IT! JUSTIN WINDGATE IS YOUR #1 CONTENDER!
Ben Knight: HOLY SHIT! WHAT A MATCH! JUSTIN WINDGATE HAS TAKEN OUT THE TRUEST OF DYNASTY TALENT!
(The Ref hoists up the hand of ‘The Xtreme Classic’ Justin Windgate as ‘The One’ Eric Havoc looks up from the mat with soulless eyes. Something has snapped…)
Ben Knight: I don’t know but it looks like we might be looking at the next National Elite Champion.
Clark Ruggerio: Don’t go counting your chicken nuggets before they hatch, partner.
Ben Knight: What the fuck– that’s not even the saying!
Clark Ruggerio: You know what I meant!
(Lethal Consequences is shown looking at a monitor backstage with Lindsey by his side as they both just laugh the match off.)
(Commercial Break)
(‘Spotlight Savior’ by Iggy Azalea begins playing as Darcy May Morgan comes out to the ramp with a big pop from the crowd. Wearing her sunglasses and patented gloves, Darcy slaps the hands of a few fans before entering the ring.)
Clark Ruggerio: It looks like Darcy has something on her mind tonight. Last week we saw her and Jenny Cien team up to take on TLA and Darkane in a great matchup. But at the end of the day, both teams turned on each other, and Darcy ate a spiked hurricanrana from Jenny Cien after it was ruled a no-contest.
Ben Knight: She’s all business, Clark.
(Darcy is handed a microphone and takes a moment to pause and soak in the crowd reaction after the music ends. Darcy walks around the ring before settling and standing in the middle, facing the hard cam.)
DMM: You all saw what happened last week on Dynasty. The Leading Lady worked her ass off, beat the shit out of TLA and Darkane, only for that stupid bi*ch Jenny Cien to screw it up for the both of us. I thought she was smarter than that. After all, she was smart enough to stay on the sidelines as I did all the work at Territorial Invasion… only to come in and squeak away with the New Breed Championship. I’ve got news for you, Jenny. That’s MY championship and the ONLY reason you’re holding it right now is due to the fact that you got lucky. Jenny, you call yourself the ‘baddie’? Girl, the only thing you’re BAD at is coming off as if you have any momentum. So I’m going to go ahead and lay down the gauntlet, sweetie. Me. You. House of Glass. For your New Breed Championship. And after I put your face through a plane of glass, we’ll see who the real fu*king baddie is.
Clark Ruggerio: WOAH! A huge challenge from Darcy Morgan against Jenny Cien. What could this possibly mean for the future of the New Breed title?!
(Darcy waits for a few moments in the ring and nothing happens.)
DMM: What, are you scared? You were happy enough last week to blindside me after you cost us the match against those two overrated pricks TLA and Darkane. Now get your scrawny ass out here and accept my challenge before I have to come back there, find you, and MAKE you accep-
(‘Sensei’ by Datsik begins to play and Osamu Arcichida walks out onto the ramp to a chorus of boos. Osamu is wearing a tan suit, instead of his former conductor’s robe, and has once again dyed his hair bright blonde. Osamu stands on the ramp and shakes his head at Darcy.)
Ben Knight: Last we saw of Osamu was on Dynasty when he assured everyone he was no hokey gimmick but instead one of the most dangerous professional wrestlers currently working in the business. And based on his track record, it’s hard to argue with him!
Clark Ruggerio: Osamu is coming off some tough losses, including in the same Divide and Conquer match Darcy lost in, but he looks like he has something to say about this challenge Darcy has laid out.
(Osamu begins slowly walking down the ramp with a microphone in his hand.)
Osamu Arcichida: Darcy… Darcy… Darcy. Such a shame that you’ve decided to put yourself on such a high pedestal without realizing where your true problems lay. A few weeks ago, you insulted me. You put dirt on my name and then walked away and now you come out here and want to act as if it never even happened? Are you kidding me?
(Osamu walks up the steel steps and in between the ropes, getting into the ring.)
Osamu Arcichida: There’s only one thing I want from you, and then I’ll leave you to your business of being ignored by a better competitor as you were.
(Osamu looks around at the booing crowd and smiles.)
Osamu Arcichida: I want an apology. And I want it now.
(The crowd boos even louder and Darcy May Morgan raises her eyebrows, as if she’s in disbelief at Osamu’s request.)
DMM: Are you kidding me, you irrelevant piece of trash? How about you go back there and sing my praises just as you were doing before Divide and Conquer. The fact of the matter is, Osamu, you’ve lost your spark. Nobody talks about Osamu Arcichida the way they used to and its nobody’s fault but YOUR OWN. If anybody owes you an apology, it’s yourself, for throwing away your own potential and career for the sake of walking around here like everybody owes you something when in fact they owe you absolutely fu*king nothing.
(Osamu tightens his tie at the remark and takes a few steps closer to Darcy.)
Osamu Arcichida: I’m not one who is known to ask twice. But here’s the thing. I’m goddamn sick and tired of being disrespected by people like you. You come out here and vie for the New Breed title. Practically begging Jenny Cien to give you an opportunity. Do you realize who I am, bitch? I’m a former National Elite Champion. I have beaten the likes of POP, I ended Daryl Kinkade’s fucking career! I am one of the most dangerous people in this industry…
(The crowd disagrees and boos Osamu even more, chanting ‘you suck’ at him.)
Osamu Arcichida: And it’s high time plebs like you realize that and learn to respect it. Now I’m not going to ask a third time. Apologize. NOW!
(Osamu gets right in the face of Darcy as she looks around at the crowd for a signal of what they think she should do. They begin chanting ‘no’.)
Darcy Morgan: I… I…. AM GONNA FU*K YOU UP!
(Darcy hits Osamu in the face with the microphone and begins throwing rights and lefts at him, backing him into the corner.)
Clark Ruggerio: OH MY GOD! DARCY MORGAN HAS OSAMU IN THE CORNER AND SHE’S THROWING HAYMAKERS! BEN, SHE’S OBVIOUSLY NOT APOLOGIZING FOR ANYTHING!
Ben Knight: The Leading Lady doesn’t apologize! She’s still throwing lefts and rights. Oh wait, OSAMU JUST USED ALL OF HIS POWER AND SHOVED DARCY MORGAN ON HER BACK! NOW HE’S ON TOP OF HER AND HE’S BEATING THE HOLY LIVING SHIT OUT OF DARCY MORGAN!
(Five or six security men come out to begin pulling Osamu and Darcy apart as they continue to throw lefts and rights at each other.)
Ben Knight: Fight Grid has descended into chaos! Darcy Morgan and Osamu Arcichida clearly have bad blood and they’re not stopping!
(Osamu hits two of the security guards as more begin to pile out from the back.)
Clark Ruggerio: Ladies and gentleman, this has descended into madness! We’re going to have to take a break, we’ll be right back for Aniyah Mitchell & Jenny Cien vs Lethal Consequences & Lindsey Kingsley! Please, don’t go away!
(We cut to commercial break as Osamu and Darcy break away from security and continue to throw punches at each other.)
(The camera cuts to Maria Del Ray in the middle of the ring)
Maria Del Ray: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a TAG TEAM MATCH! And it is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“LLC” by Nicki Minaj plays as Aniyah Mitchell comes out swaying her hips to the theme. She turns around slowly walking to the ring before turning around and walking to the ring ignoring the crowd with a disgusted face)
Maria Del Ray: Introducing first, from Brooklyn New York, weighing in at 155 pounds… THE HOOD PRINCESS, ANIYAH…MITCHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark Ruggerio: I’m certainly excited. Aniyah Mitchell, the newest trade to Dynasty is in action tonight!
Ben Knight: Well if she was traded for Jack Ripley, that must mean something. But we’ll see tonight because she has a lot to prove going into this match as she teams with the New Breed Champion Jenny Cien and faces the National “Extreme” Champion and the MILF Hottie Lindsey Kingsley, I’m absolutely pumped for this match as well!
(Aniyah goes onto the apron and twerks before entering the ring slowly and strutting around the ring before going to her corner as “LLC” fades out. “Jenny From The Block (Track Masters Remix)” by Jennifer Lopez, Jadakiss, and Styles P. plays as Jenny Cien comes out to the ring holding her New Breed Championship high in the sky. She holds it out to the crowd members as she makes her way to the ring with a smirk)
Maria Del Ray: And her tag team partner, from Philadephia PA, weighing in at 145 pounds… THE IS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION! THE BADDIE, JENNY…CIEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark Ruggerio: The New Breed Baddie is here! She’s been on a roll as New Breed Champion and she made her mark on Showdown, now she’s ready to make her mark on Dynasty!
Ben Knight: She has a lot to prove here to BOTH her opponents and her partner that she can be the New Breed Baddie and win when it counts, I can’t wait to see what comes out of that work ethic tonight.
(Jenny enters the ring and raises her title in the air before looking at Aniyah)
Aniyah Mitchell (Off-Mic): :skip:
(Jenny points to her title before joining Aniyah in the corner as “Jenny From The Block” fades out. “Friend vs. Friend” by Company Flow then plays up as Lethal Consequences comes out brandishing his National “Extreme” Title with a cocky grin. Before he can even do something “Friend vs. Friend” is quickly interrupted by “Bad Decisions” by Ariana Grande and Demi Lovato plays as LC turns around to see Lindsey Kingsley come out next to him)
Lethal Consequences (Off-Mic): :dave:
Maria Del Ray: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 352 pounds! The team of the NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND LINDSEY KINGSLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark Ruggerio: Well I can see this team has been off to a good start ever since Lindsey helped LC at Territorial Invasion.
Ben Knight: Indeed pulling off a win against Eric Havoc and Justin Windgate on Dynasty both of them have no problem teaming with each other, but I guess I can say that that will be put to the test tonight for BOTH of them!
(LC holds the ropes open for Lindsey as she enters and he follows with a wide grin on his face. Lindsey goes to the top rope as LC goes to the middle of the ring and raises his National “Extreme” Title in the air as “Bad Decisions” fades out)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Clark Ruggerio: Here we go as this match is underway Lindsey and Jenny starting it off. THEY LOCK UP! Jenny pushing Lindsey to her corner-
TAG!
Ben Knight: LC QUICKLY TAGGING HIMSELF IN! HE CLOCKS JENNY IN THE FACE! Jenny falls to the ground as they exchange words.
Jenny Cien (Off-Mic): YOU WANNA GO BITCH!?!?
Lethal Consequences (Off-Mic): Shut the fuck up hoe. :dave:
Clark Ruggerio: JENNY NAILING LC ON THE APRON! LC still getting into the ring but JENNY PULLS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! LC PUSHING JENNY AWAY BUT SHE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES! HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN BY JENNY CIEN!!! LC sitting up but Jenny goes! KICK- NO LC GRABS THE LEG JUST IN TIME! LC SWINGING THE LEG AROUND! LARIAT BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! Jenny got the lights knocked out of her as LC is dragging Jenny to his corner!
TAG!
Ben Knight: Lindsey is tagged in as LC holds Jenny in place! CHOP BLOCK BY LINDSEY!!! We know Jenny still has that bad leg of hers as she grabs it and falls to a knee! LC not done! STEP UP ENZIGURI! JENNY KNOCKED RIGHT BACK DOWN AS LINDSEY GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
OOONNEEE-
Clark Ruggerio: Early kick out by Jenny as she reaches to her corner as Aniyah Mitchell is practically begging for the tag! Lindsey grabbing Jenny by the hair! LINDSEY SLAMMING HER RIGHT DOWN WITH HER FOOT! Lindsey keeping her foot on the back of Jenny’s head as the Ref starts to count and she backs away. Lindsey mockingly dragging Jenny over to Aniyah and playing around with her- JENNY WITH A SNAPMARE! JENNY DRAGGING LINDSEY TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AS SHE LOCKS IN A HEADLOCK! Lindsey screams as she reaches out to the ropes which are miles away from her! LINDSEY LOOKS LIKE SHE’S ABOUT TO TAP EARLY-
Ben Knight: LC WITH AN AXE HANDLE TO JENNY! ANIYAH QUICKLY ENTERING THE RING! ANIYAH WHIPPING HER HAIR AT LC! LC QUICKLY RETREATING OUT OF THE RING AS LINDSEY SEES AN OPPORTUNITY AS JENNY IS STUNNED!!! HANGMAN’S NECKBREAKER- NO JENNY WITH A KICK TO THE BACK OF LINDSEY’S LEG FORCING HER TO FALL AS SHE RUNS AT HER! RUNNING CUTTER! JENNY CUTTER CONNECTS! I don’t think Jenny is done!
TAG!
Clark Ruggerio: ANIYAH IS IN! Aniyah tagged into the match as what is she thinking. SHE’S GESTURING AT LC! SHE WANTS THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!!! LINDSEY QUICKLY STUMBLING AWAY!
TAG!
Ben Knight: LC slowly entering the ring taking his time as he walks right over to Aniyah- OW! ANIYAH SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF LC’S MOUTH! LC GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE- BUT ANIYAH DUCKS UNDER AS LC BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR ANOTHER ONE! MY GOD! ANIYAH DUCKS AND LIFTS LC OVER HER HEAD! THE STRENGTH OF ANIYAH MITCHELL IS BEING SHOWCASED TONIGHT!!! LC bounces off the canvas as he shoots up in pain! ANIYAH WATCHING HIM OVER! GERMAN SUPLEX! LC TRYING TO FIGHT BACK BUT ANIYAH IS GETTING SOME GOOD OFFENSE IN-
Clark Ruggerio: LINDSEY GRABBING THE LEG OF ANIYAH FROM THE OUTSIDE! ANIYAH LOOKS CONFUSED! LOOK! LC FROM BEHIND! HE ROLLS UP ANIYAH!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO-
Ben Knight: ANIYAH KICKS OUT BUT LC ROLLS UP KEEPING A HOLD OF ANIYAH! WAIT LINDSEY GOING ONTO THE APRON! SHE YELLS FOR THE REF! LC! LC! NO CAL! ANIYAH GETTING PUNCHED RIGHT IN HER MITCHELL’S AS SHE FALLS TO HER KNEES! LC with a grin as the crowd goes off on him and the Ref finally turns around. LC pulling her up! ACID REIGN- NO ANIYAH PUSHES LC AWAY! LC looks in frustration as he pulls Aniyah up again! ACID REIGN- NO ANIYAH WITH PHENOMENAL STRENGTH KEEPING LC UP! SHE SLAMS LC TO THE FLOOR! Aniyah dragging LC to the center of the ring before going to the top rope. I THINK SHE’S GOING FOR A CORKSCREW SENTON BOMB! BREAK A BITCH-
TAG!
Clark Ruggerio: JENNY PUSHING ANIYAH OFF THE TOP ROPE AS SHE GOES UP TO THE TOP ROPE HERSELF!!! 100% SPLASH!!! IMPLODING 450 SPLASH CONNECTS AS LC IS DOWN AND OUT FOR THE COUNT!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Jenny From The Block” plays up as Jenny quickly gets up and the Ref raises her hand in victory before giving her her New Breed Title. Lindsey is seen pulling a knocked out LC out of the ring as Aniyah looks in pure confusion about what just happened)
Maria Del Ray: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners, THE TEAM OF, THE NEW BREED CHAMPION JENNY CIEN AND ANIYAH MITCHELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ben Knight: :wow: The Baddie doing baddie shit as she just took the win from Aniyah Mitchell. While this is a win for both of them Aniyah does not look happy.
(Aniyah storms into the ring and confronts Jenny who argues, arguing starts to turn into pushing and shoving and their off as “Jenny From The Block” fades out)
Clark Ruggerio: JENNY AND ANIYAH ARE BRAWLING IN THE RING! THEY’RE BOTH LANDING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH ON EACH OTHER AS OFFICIALS QUICKLY STORM THE RING AND SEPERATE THEM! WELL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS HAS BEEN AN INTENSE NIGHT BUT WE HAVE TO END IT HERE! THIS IS CLARK RUGGERIO AND BEN KNIGHT SIGNING OFF!
(The fight continues as the officials split them up and Jenny and Aniyah begin kicking at each other as Jenny holds up her New Breed Title to Aniyah in anger as the camera fades to black)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)
