Anna C. Flowers
(EAW intro plays.)
(As the camera pans over the capacity crowd in the Cadillac Arena in Beijing, China, “Girl Gang” by Leikeli47 plays throughout the arena sound system accompanied by tremendous amounts of pyro. We cut to the announce table where Gavin Kirkland and CJ Hana are smiling wide with glasses of what we presume to be Hennessey.)
CJ Hana: Welcome everybody to Thursday Night Empire! I’m CJ Hana!
Gavin Kirkland: You know the vibes.
CJ Hana: And I’m here with Gavin Kirkland for yet another exciting night of action, coming to you all the way from Beijing!
Gavin Kirkland: It’s lit. My biggest concern tonight, CJ, is figuring out what the hell happened at the end of last week where we saw two members of the Jaded Wolfe Hearts at odds with each other–frankly, I never thought I’d see the day.
CJ Hana: Same here, Gavi-poo. But, we’ll get to see those two ladies team up tonight to take on The Queen’s Court. Can they put their differences aside to get the job done?
Gavin Kirkland: Doubt it. As long as Cleopatra is involved, those two biddies don’t stand a chance. But how about Cuntsuela going for he first title defense as the reigning three time Specialists Champion?
CJ Hana: Celes Dumont has been looking like a FANTASTIC beast the past few weeks. I’m glad to know we can always find her right here on Empire.
Gavin Kirkland: Let’s cut straight to the action, CJ! Looking forward to what excitement tonight brings as we begin the countdown to TERMINUS!
(“Bullet” by Hyro The Hero begins to play throughout the arena speakers as Io Ishimori makes her way to the ring, Yoshi San held close to her chest as Miho Li follows behind her. Io poses at the top of the stage, holding the black plush cat high in the air as Miho Li rushes to pose with her. Io rolls her eyes and ignores Miho as she proceeds to the ring.)
Maria Del Rey: The following contest is a singles match schedule fooooor–
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Maria Del Rey: Introducing first, being accompanied to the ring by Miho Li, from Osaka Japan, weighing in at 119 pounds…IIIIOOOOOOOO IISSHHIIIIMMOOOOORRRRRRIIIIII!
Gavin Kirkland: That’s quite a pretty pussy Io’s carrying with her to the ring…
CJ Hana: Not sure if it’s the Henny tonight or if you really just had the audacity to say that, but until you learn to respect Yoshi San, I have very little to say to you for the rest of the evening.
Gavin Kirkland: :mjcry:
(Io stands on the rope to post, making a cut throat gesture with Yoshi San in her hands. Miho Li stands excitedly at the apron, catching Yoshi San as Io tosses him to her.)
(“Roar” by Katy Perry begins to play, overtaking “Bullet” as the crowd anticipates the arrival of Constance Blevins. Constance bursts through the curtain following the loud sound of the Lioness roar, leading into the chorus. She raises her arms parallel with her index fingers pointing upward to the heavens.)
Maria Del Rey: And her opponent…from Baltimore, Maryland, weighing in at 116 pounds….she is the LIONESS…CONNNSSTAAAANNNNCE BLLLEEVVIINNNNNSSSS!
Gavin Kirkland: :blessed: MINERVA!
CJ Hana: …
Gavin Kirkland: Here without her “Heavenly Hell” partner, Constance, oddly enough–I wonder how Io having her teammate at ringside will affect the flow of this matchup?
(Constance enters the ring as “Roar” dies down, keeping her eyes locked onto Io Ishimori who stands in her respective corner. Miho Li is heard clapping and cheering for her disinterested partner as the referee rings for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
CJ Hana: And the match is underway as Io Ishimori instantly drives Constance into the corner. The official calls for the break up, and Io takes heed of the instructions with a clean break.
Gavin Kirkland: But Io goes right back on the attack with stomps to the mid-section of Constance, grounding her in a seated position.
CJ Hana: Io not holding back, as she rebounds of the opposite corner and goes for the Corner Double Knees- but Constance meets her halfway with a running lariat! The Lioness also shows she isn’t one to be fooled with as she clobbers the downed Io with a flurry of closefisted strikes, before picking her in the DDT position but Ishimori transitions it into a Snap Dragon Suplex!
Gavin Kirkland: Constance rolls out immediately to re-focus, but Io Ishimori with a majestic Suicide Dive! Io now picking her up and throwing Blevins back into the ring, and nodding to her ally at ringside before getting back in and on the middle rope. She patiently waits for Blevins to get up, and a Diving Turning Crossbody!
CJ Hana: But Constance Blevins dodges it, as Io crashes to the ground and holds her mid-section in pain. Constance sees her opponent in a kneeling position and instantly goes for a brutal running knee strike and follows up with the first pin of the match!
Referee: ONE!
TWO-
Gavin Kirkland: Io with an early two kick out, it’s apparent that Blevins has to do a lot more if she plans on putting her young Japanese opponent away.
CJ Hana: Well, I think she understands that too, as she goes right back on the attack with a german suplex! But she holds on for the second! And she holds on yet again, cause she might be going for the trifecta!
Gavin Kirkland: But Io has took hold of Blevins’ fingers! I think we all know what’s next! Oh my lord! Io Ishimori just snapped the fingers of Constance Blevins. Blevins in agony, but Io grabs her arm, bends it down, and stomps down on it!
CJ Hana: Blevins leaning on the ropes as her hands are in pain, and I think Io sees the perfect opportunity as she goes for the Tiger Feint Kick- but Blevins dodges it, grabs Io by the waist and hits that third German Suplex! Constance not wasting any time as she goes for multiple Knee Lifts to the face of a kneeling Io Ishimori. Blevins now, following with another set of closed fist punches, but the attacks on the arm earlier by Io have taken toll as Blevins stings her fingers while punching.
Gavin Kirkland: But Io takes advantage! That one moment of hesitation allowed Io to catch Constance Blevins off-guard with THE LAST DAY! Last Day connects as Io goes for the cover!
Referee: ONE!
TWO!!
CJ Hana: Blevins just gets her shoulders up, as a frustrated Io screams at the referee. Miho Li however on the outside encourages Ishimori to keep on the offensive–
Miho Li: (off-mic) DO IT FOR YOSHI SAN! FIGHT IO, FIGHT! FIGHT IO, FIGHT!
(The crowd follows Miho’s lead as a “Fight Io, Fight” chant picks up throughout the arena.)
CJ Hana: And Io does just that as she picks Blevins up–but Blevins rocks her viscous forearm smash! The Lioness catches her breath, before running up with a Swinging Neckbreaker! Io barely knows where she is as she holds onto the ropes for aid to get up.
Gavin Kirkland: And Blevins runs the ropes, towards the stumbling Ishimori who just barely throws Constance over her shoulders into the apron. Constance holds on to the ropes however as she pushes Io back with another forearm strike, before following up with a SLINGSHOT SPEAR!!
CJ Hana: BUT WAIT! Io Ishimori caught her with the Kimura Lock! Kimura Lock locked in! Constance Blevins’ arms were already under stress, but now more than ever! This might be the end of the match as Blevins is in agony! Blevins trying to back into the nearby ropes, but Ishimori drags her into the middle of the ring!
Gavin Kirkland: Blevins has nowhere to go! She has to give up, or else her arm might get broken. The longer this hold stays on, the more dangerous it is.
CJ Hana: But that’s not the Lioness’ way because here she is somehow powering Io up and getting to her feet, BEFORE TRANSITIONING INTO THE CRADLE POSITION! AND CONSTANCE WITH THE LIONESS’ TOUCH CRADLE DDT!
Gavin Kirkland: WHERE DID SHE GET THE ENERGY FOR THAT? SHE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Referee: ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Roar” by Katy Perry blasts through the speakers as Constance Blevins gets back onto her feet in joy, and Miho Li looks on from ringside in disappointment.)
Maria Del Ray: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH… CONSTAAAANNNNNCCCCEE BLLLLLLEVVVVIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSSS!!!
CJ Hana: And that’s all she wrote for the match, as Constance Blevins hit Io with her finishing move from out of nowhere, to be declared the winner. Must be a disappointing loss for Io and Miho but a big win for Constance Blevins.
(Constance is seen celebrating at the center of the ring while Miho reaches to comfort a frustrated Io, who brushes her off and snatches Yoshi San from her hands. The camera fades elsewhere.)
(Kassidy Heart is seen backstage in a room, she paces around anxiously waiting looking at her phone.)
Kassidy Heart: Ugh… where are they?
(Suddenly, a Tyler Wolfe walks into the room much to Kassidy’s relief.)
Kassidy Heart: Thank God, I’m glad you showed up. It’s been like pulling teeth trying to get you two under the same roof since last week, so I figured my best bet would be during Empire. But now I can’t seem to get Sienna to agree to try to sit down and make amends.
Tyler Wolfe: Yeah I get it. Look, I’m not proud of how I conducted myself last week and I’ll be the first person to own up to my mistakes. I fucked up, period. Let’s not get it confused, though. I do still think I deserve to be champion, or at least get a fair shot at it and that’s something I think even Sienna would agree on.
Kassidy Heart: All three of us deserve it and I know she’d agree with that. If there was anybody to hold the title besides her, she’d have wanted it to be one of us. That’s the type of love and connection we had with one another and that’s something I’d like for us to keep despite any steps or mishaps that were made along the way. I feel that as sisters, it’s only natural for us to disagree once in a blue moon like any other set of sisters would, but to still come together and protect one another when it’s all and done. These people just should have never gotten the satisfaction of seeing that go down, from the fans to these other dumbass girls in the back thinking that it’s free reign to poke their heads out as if the Jaded Wolfe Hearts no longer reign above Empire.
Tyler Wolfe: It’s not even a case of having a disagreement. I don’t disagree with anything Sienna’s done, my anger got the best of me and I was misguided in taking it out. I’m just mad at myself that I let something like that get the best of me in a public setting. Sienna didn’t deserve to be at the receiving end of my wrath. There was just so much tension built up from everything that I’ve been through since talking through the doors of this God forsaken brand and putting up with all of the shit I had to put up with…and she was at the wrong place at the wrong time. I don’t call many people my sister, but Sienna is someone I look at that I would consider a sister. She’s somebody who I’d like to remain sisters with, and I don’t want to do anything to further compromise that. So, to you Kassidy, I apologize because I know the position this puts you in and you don’t deserve to have to deal with this especially on top of everything you have going on over on Showdown with that asshole of a partner. I really wish I could apologize to Sienna to her face but from the looks of things I don’t think she’s showing up here. She hasn’t answered my calls or texts either.
Kassidy Heart: Yeah, I have no idea where she is. We talked all week, she wouldn’t say anything about you and I didn’t want to force that out of her with it being such a sensitive subject at the time, but I figured now that we’re here on Empire it’d be the best time to bring it up and now I can’t get ahold of her–wait a minute! Sienna and I share locations with one another 24/7 on our iPhone’s so I’m pretty sure I could just track her down.
(Kassidy pulls out her iPhone much to the amusement of Tyler, the lock screen is a selfie of the Jaded Wolfe Hearts prior to their War Games match at Territorial Invasion. She swipes around before finding Sienna’s whereabouts.)
Kassidy: Alright stay here, I’ll go get her and bring her back here.
(Tyler nods as Kassidy hurriedly leaves the room in hopes of tracking down Sienna. She’s in so much of a rush that she doesn’t realize her surroundings and as soon as she steps out of the door she runs into Raven Roberts, who looks on with an unimpressed look on her face. The crowd in the arena is heard cheering as Raven Roberts stands in front of Kassidy.)
Kassidy Heart: Get the hell out of my way, dyke, I’m looking fo–
Raven Roberts: You’re looking for Sienna. I know.
(Kassidy stops and brings her attention to Raven.)
Kassidy Heart: Excuse me?
Raven Roberts: What’s the matter? Surely you didn’t think that nobody would be able to tell why you’re wandering around looking like a lost puppy trying to find it’s owner right? It’s hilarious to see, but at the same time, it’s sad. Look, I’m going to be honest with you, Kass–woman to woman. Please don’t get mad at me because this is what everybody thinks in the first place. But the fact of the matter is you’re wasting your time trying to single handedly patch the holes in this sinking ship. The writing is on the wall and it’s been on the wall since Sienna won the world championship at King of Elite, and you won the Iconic Cup. Of course Tyler was going to get angry, you just be lucky that it wasn’t YOU holding some sort of celebration last week.
Kassidy Heart: You’re not about to stand there with your stupid looking face and your horrible choice of makeup and tell me that Tyler would have ever tried to attack me after all we’ve been through together and the bond we have.
Raven Roberts: You know what? Maybe you’re right. Maybe Tyler loves you too much to have ever attacked you, but one thing is clear and it’s the fact that she obviously doesn’t love Sienna Jade that same way. I get it now. The one link between Tyler and Sienna is Kassidy, the same Kassidy who if you didn’t exist they’d probably have clashed a long time ago. So Tyler loves Kassidy too much to ever lay a hand on her but doesn’t give that much of a shit about Sienna, makes perfect sense.
Kassidy Heart: First of all, stop twisting my words and trying to project bullshit. What is your motive? This is a lot of talk coming from somebody who couldn’t keep her sisterhood together a few weeks ago and now YOU’RE the one out here looking like a lost puppy with no direction on this brand without them. Just because YOU don’t have anymore friends in the back doesn’t mean you’re going to drag me down with you.
Raven Roberts: Oh, honey, if you only knew. Getting rid of those two vultures was one of the most liberating experiences I have ever had in my career. Take it from me, emancipating myself and taking control of my career was the best decision I could have ever made for myself. Living to cater to others while simultaneously stifling my growth? What do I look like, Kassidy Heart? Okay sorry that was a bit harsh. But somebody has to tell it to you straight up because nobody did to me and I had to realize it for myself when it was almost too late. The fact of the matter is this Kassidy, everybody looks at you and sees a star. You are the heartbeat of The Jaded Wolfe Hearts, nobody cares about the other two. They see you have the most talent and potential out of everybody in your group and that includes the “champ.” You have a lot of people who are invested in seeing the solo career of Kassidy Heart flourish and become one of the greats here but you’re too busy latching onto everybody else that you have nothing going on for yourself and it’s nobody’s fault but your own. One minute you’re on Showdown kissing Ahren’s ass taking his orders and we see how that’s ended up for you. The next minute you’re on Empire following behind Sienna Jade and now you’re trying to play peacemaker. You’re stretching yourself too thin. Drop all the baggage and become the best Kassidy Heart you can be. Put yourself first and you’ll be a lot happier because of it.
Kassidy Heart: I would never dump my sisters in order to get ahead, what do I look like, you? Certainly not. Plus, we see where “emancipating” yourself got you. Nice world championship you got the–oh wait, you don’t have one. So what do you have to show for it? Nothing. The Jaded Wolfe Hearts have a bond that someone like you could never understand because this was a group made out of genuine love and passion and you were just thrown in yours as a last second replacement for some bitch who was about to be handed a pink slip. You could never relate to me or anything I’ve been through or any connections I have. You realized you were in the “CROWES” Nest despite the fact that you felt you were better than the leader. There is no leader in my group, we’re all on equal footing no matter what we accomplish on our own and unlike you, all of our names are included in the group. 😉
Raven Roberts: I guess you like being held back and cucked out of your success, some things just can’t be helped. Kassidy Heart in a nutshell…blocking her own blessings and then turning around and bitching about it. I can’t wait to come across another one of your little diary pages that fell on the locker room floor with you crying about some more self inflicted shortcomings. Maybe if you actually focused on yourself for once that wouldn’t be an issue. But don’t mind me..I’m nobody important, right? Go look for Sienna and see how that turns out for you.
Kassidy Heart: Save the advice for somebody who actually gives a fuck about the opinion of some bird brained bitch. We’re done here.
(Kassidy aggressively bumps past Raven who smiles in response, as Empire fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial break featuring an ad for Weight Watchers featuring Xander Payne.)
(Empire returns to commercial break where we find Sienna Jade who is backstage stretching and prepping before heading towards guerilla where she’ll be making her entrance for her upcoming match, before she can continue she is stopped in her tracks by Kathy Kush who approaches her with a microphone in hand.)
Kathy Kush: Sienna! Sienna! Do you mind sharing a few words with us following last weeks ambush at the hands of your…former(?) partner Tyler Wolfe?
Sienna Jade: Of course sure! Okay so ummm…I love my bf. There’s your few words. 😀
Kathy Kush: That’s great to know, but I kinda meant a few words in response to everything Tyler said and what she did last week.
Sienna Jade: Ohhhh, right! Well, the champ is very distraught over those hurtful words said to me by the big bad Wolfe and I don’t know how I’m going to show my face in public anymore following that. Omg I think I’m gonna live up to the name SK! I’m gonna jump! I’m gonna do it! I can’t see out of my left nostril!
(Sienna starts sarcastically sobbing and weeping, wiping her “tears” with her championship belt strap.)
(Kathy looks on confused on how to react because she is unsure of the genuineness of Sienna’s reaction. After moments go by, she attempts to continue.)
Kathy Kush: On a brighter note, I don’t know if you’ve seen it or not but Tyler actually issued an apology to you. She cited all of the things she has been through up to this point that made her overcome with emotion at last week’s breaking point, any thoughts on that?
Sienna Jade: You know, I get it. (Sienna says with a smile on her face that sends mixed signals of being genuine and being sarcastic.)
Kathy Kush: Really? So you understand where Tyler was coming from and are willing to move on? What does this spell for the Jaded Wolfe Hearts?
Sienna Jade: Oh I get it completely. Empire hasn’t been the kindest to the Jaded Wolfe Hearts throughout our journey here. It’s been quite the ride ya know? A very bumpy ride to say the least. So sometimes our tempers get the best of us amirite?
Kathy Kush: I must say this is a surprising approach you’re taking on the situation. You’re teamed up with Tyler tonight so I’m guessing we can expect you two to co-exist?
Sienna Jade: Oh for sure!
Kathy Kush: So you accept her apology?
Sienna Jade: I accept. (That smile from earlier creeps back up on her face)
Kathy Kush: I–
(Sienna Jade snatches the mic out of Kathy’s hands and looks deep into the camera with that same smile before speaking.)
Sienna Jade: I…..accept.
(Sienna drops the mic and walks off as Kathy looks on confused about Sienna’s demeanor in the interview. She eventually just shrugs her shoulders and walks away. Empire fades to commercial break.)
(Commercial for 1-800-Flowers featuring Chris Elite. “April Showers Bring May SK. How the hell are ya?”)
(Empire returns from commercial break where “Woo” by Rihanna plays through the speakers as the crowd gives a negative reception to the Queen’s Court a.k.a Amber Keys and Cleopatra. The two best friends stand on top of the apron as they take on the heat the fans are giving them. They don’t seem to give a damn and are just soaking it all in.)
Maria Del Rey: The following match is a TAG TEAM MATCH and it’s scheduled for ONE FALL —
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Maria Del Rey: Introducing first, the team of Amber Keys and Cleopatra…they are the QUEEN’S COOOUUURRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!!
Gavin Kirkland: Queen’s coming through, CJ! I am never going to pass on the opportunity to call one of Cleopatra’s matches! I mean, I would be crazy not too! Her and Amber Keys are two pioneers, who have made all of this possible! They are the reason for Empire just like Cleopatra is the reason why I run out of lotion every week! Cleopatra is the reason why I get up in the morning! She is the reason why I tolerate commentating next to you…
CJ Hana: Rude. But, these two have been two women who don’t get much credit for having their part in women’s wrestling. Perhaps, it’s because of the way they carried themselves, but it seems like these two could be the next Empire Tag Team Champions at Terminus! They’ve done it once, what’s gonna stop them from recapturing the gold again?
(“I Smell a Massacre” by The Butcher Babies replaces “Woo” as the crowd gives a mixed ovation as Tyler Wolfe comes out from the curtain. The number one contender for the Women’s World Champion takes in the scenery in front of her before focusing on her two opponents in the ring.)
Maria Del Rey: Introducing their opponents…first, from Sydney, Australia… she is the “Walking Weapon”…TYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR WOOOOOLLLLLFFFFFFEEEEEEE!!!
CJ Hana: Here is a woman, who seems to have some remorse about what she did last week. To conclude Empire, Tyler Wolfe had made her intentions know as she demands to be the next contender for the Women’s World Championship! As confirmed last week by Kendra Shamez, Tyler will be facing Sienna at Terminus!
Gavin Kirkland: I may love Tyler Wolfe because of her hair, but I don’t buy that she felt sorry for what she did to the beautiful and blonde Sienna Jade! Anyone on this brand wants to be a champion and they’re willing to destroy friendships and alliances to make it possible! Our lord and savior Stephon Hunte knew this and before he went to heaven, he told me that we shouldn’t be shocked if this happened!
CJ Hana: Gavin, Stephon didn’t go —
(“Unfuckwithable” by Deez Nuts replaces “I Smell a Massacre” as Sienna Jade walks out with the Women’s World Championship. The crowd gives the champion a not pleasant ovation as Sienna crackles at the reception that she is getting. She could care less. Tyler Wolfe is on the bottom of the apron as she waits for Sienna to meet her down.)
Maria Del Rey: And introducing her partner…from San Diego, California…she is the EAW Women’s World Champion… “Unfuckwithable”…SIEEEEEEENNNNNNNAAAAAAAA JAAAAAADDDDDDDEEEEEEEEE!!
Gavin Kirkland: Our lovely Women’s World Champion makes her presence known! Sienna Jade has become such a wonderful representative for the FOX brand! Sienna doesn’t need to know that, but she has made us all proud with carrying that championship with honor!
CJ Hana: I wonder what Sienna Jade thinks of the apology that Tyler Wolfe gave to her earlier this week? Seemed so out of Tyler Wolfe’s character to do that. She barely apologizes, but perhaps, she feels bad for what she did?
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gavin Kirkland: This lovely and blonde–minus Amber–tag team match is underway! Without any hesitation from the Queen’s Court side, Amber Keys will be beginning the match! It seems like Sienna Jade and Tyler Wolfe are having a bit of a tougher time with deciding, who will begin the match for their team — wait, it seems like Tyler will be beginning the match for her team as the Women’s World Champion stands on the apron! BOTH TYLER AND AMBER ARE HARD HITTING! BOTH OF THESE WOMEN WILL TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER! BOTH OF THESE WOMEN WILL NOT GIVE UP! TO BE HONEST, I LOVE A SUBMISSIVE AND OBEDIENT WOMAN, BUT IF IT HELPS ONE OF THESE TEAMS GET THE WIN THIS WEEK, I’LL TRY TO BE OPEN MINDED ABOUT IT!
CJ Hana: This is why the blondes hate you.
Gavin Kirkland: Don’t remind me. :mjcry: Amber Keys and Tyler Wolfe lock up! Both of these women are trying to push the other against one of the corners, but Tyler gets the upper hand as she manages to push Amber against the corner! Tyler begins to throw some forearms onto Amber’s skull in hopes to get her down to a seated position! With enough force, Tyler is about to do exactly that as she has Amber seated on the second row of the turnbuckle! Tyler gets Amber by her arm before whipping her to the opposite corner, but Amber is able to stop herself before countering the whip as Tyler crashes back first against the corner! Immediately, Amber runs towards Tyler and connects with a flying forearm to Tyler! That was enough to make Tyler stumble forward in response as Amber gets a hold of Tyler before connecting with a snap suplex! AMBER BEGINS TO CLUB AWAY THE FORMER SPECIALISTS CHAMPION WITH PUNCHES OF HER OWN! AMBER GOES FOR A COVER, BUT TYLER MANAGES TO KICK OUT BEFORE ANY COUNT IS MADE! AMBER GETS TYLER INTO A SEATED POSITION BEFORE GETTING HERSELF BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE! AMBER RUNS AND CONNECTS WITH A PENALTY KICK TO TYLER’S BACK! AMBER GETS TYLER IN A HEADLOCK BEFORE MOVING TO HER CORNER WITH CLEOPATRA! THE LOVE OF MY LIFE TAGS AMBER ON THE SHOULDER, WHICH MAKES HER THE LEGAL WOMAN IN THIS MATCH! THE QUEEN’S COURT GET A GOOD HOLD OF TYLER WOLFE BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SUPLEX THAT TAKES HER DOWN! CLEOPATRA GOES FOR THE COVER ON TYLER!
Marti Solo: OOOOOOOOOOONE!!
CJ Hana: Tyler Wolfe kicks out at one! Cleopatra gets Tyler by her hair before slamming her head first against the mat! Tyler is holding her head in pain! CLEOPATRA GETS TO HER FEET AS SHE GETS TYLER BACK TO HER SOON AFTER! CLEOPATRA CONNECTS WITH A CHOP TO TYLER’S CHEST! THE FORMER SPECIALISTS CHAMPION YELPS IN PAIN, BUT IT DOES NOT STOP CLEOPATRA FROM CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER CHOP TO TYLER’S CHEST! CLEOPATRA WITH ANOTHER CHOP TO THE CHEST! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! CLEOPATRA BACKS TYLER TO THE ROPES BEFORE LICKING HER BAND AND CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER CHOP TO THE CHEST! THIS TIME, YOU COULD SEE TYLER REACT TO THE STINGING SENSATION! CLEOPATRA GETS TYLER BY HER ARM BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A HIPTOSS! TYLER LANDS IN A SEATED POSITION AS CLEOPATRA FOLLOWS THAT HIPTOSS WITH A SLIDING FOREARM SMASH TO TYLER! TYLER WOLFE IS ON HER BACK AS CLEOPATRA RISES TO HER FEET!
(Cleopatra begins to trash talk to the crowd before turning her attention towards Sienna Jade on the apron. Cleopatra stands to the side of Tyler, almost allowing Sienna to get inside the ring and get to her partner, but Sienna just stays there motionless.)
Gavin Kirkland: I love a woman, who cares about other people, CJ! She gave Sienna Jade the chance to check on Tyler Wolfe, a woman, who is supposed to be her partner, but by how things looked last week, it seems like Sienna could care less about Tyler! Cleopatra shrugs her shoulders and decides not to waist anytime! She is going to resume with wearing down Sienna Jade’s opponent at Terminus! Cleopatra gets Tyler back to a vertical base — Tyler connects with a punch as that staggers back Cleopatra! Cleopatra balances herself before connecting with a punch to Tyler that staggers Tyler back! Tyler connects with another punch to Cleopatra, but Cleopatra connects with a knee as Tyler clutches to her stomach in pain! Cleopatra connects with another knee to Tyler’s stomach before following that up with an uppercut that pops Tyler back up to a vertical base! She bounces against the ropes, but Cleopatra gets a good hold of Tyler by her arm before whipping her to the other ropes! Tyler is able to rebound off of them without a problem in the world! Tyler shoulder tackles Cleopatra as the former Vixens Champion falls to the mat! Tyler is gesturing for Cleopatra to get back to her feet as she connects with a kick to the stomach! Cleopatra clutches to her stomach as she stumbles back! Tyler goes right after Cleopatra with an exploder suplex! Tyler gets to her feet as she is hyping herself up, but —
CJ Hana: SIENNA JADE TAGS TYLER WOLFE ON HER SHOULDER! TYLER TURNS AROUND TO SIENNA, WHO STEPS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES! SHE IS GESTURING FOR TYLER TO GET ON THE APRON! THE TWO WOMEN EXCHANGE A LOOK AT EACH OTHER! HOWEVER, THE LAST THING THAT TYLER NEEDS TO DO IS LOSE HER TEMPER AND COST HER TEAM THE MATCH! TYLER GETS ON THE APRON AS THAT MAKES SIENNA THE LEGAL WOMAN IN THIS MATCH! SIENNA SEES THAT CLEOPATRA IS GETTING TO AN ALL FOURS POSITION, BUT SIENNA DECIDES TO PUT A STOP TO THAT BY CONNECTING WITH A STOMP THAT KEEPS CLEOPATRA DOWN! Sienna takes a few steps back as she seems to be anticipating Cleopatra to rise back to her feet before running towards Cleopatra and connecting with a shining wizard! The shining wizard knocks Cleopatra to the side as Sienna goes for the quick cover!
Marti Solo: OOOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOO!!
Gavin Kirkland: The mother of my children — if I had any — kicks out at two! Sienna Jade knows first hand how tough of a challenger Cleopatra is from her match at the Iconic Cup! Sienna begins to elbow Cleopatra in the skull! Easy with those elbows, Sienna! My wife’s face is one of the things that I love about her! Sienna pulls Cleopatra in with a headlock as she glares at Tyler Wolfe’s way before wrenching in that headlock on Cleopatra! Sienna gets Cleopatra up mid-way before kneeing her in the stomach! Sienna backs Cleopatra against the ropes and begins to connect with a series of knees on the former Empire Tag Team Champion! Sienna clubs a series of fists onto Cleopatra’s back as she knocks her down to her knees! Sienna Jade with a stiff kick to Cleopatra’s back! LOOK AT CLEOPATRA IN PAIN, CJ! THAT IS THE LOOK OF A WOMAN, WHO WANTS ME TO SAVE HER, BUT THE ONLY REASON I AM NOT IS BECAUSE I FULLY BELIEVE THAT CLEOPATRA WILL MAKE IT OUT OF THIS MATCH ALIVE! SHE JUST HAS TOO! SIENNA GETS CLEOPATRA TO A VERTICAL BASE, BUT CLEOPATRA IS ABLE TO CREATE A LITTLE DISTANCE BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A DROPKICK THAT SENDS THE WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION TO HER KNEES! FLAPJACK TO THE BOTTOM CORNER AS CLEOPATRA REACHES OVER TO AMBER KEYS AND TAGS HER INTO THE MATCH!
CJ Hana: THIS IS AMBER KEYS’ SECOND APPEARANCE IN THIS TAG TEAM MATCH! AMBER BEGINS TO STOP AWAY ON SIENNA JADE’S STOMACH! THANKS TO CLEOPATRA, AMBER IS GOING TO CAPITALIZE ON THE OPENING THAT HER PARTNER LEFT FOR HER! AMBER GETS SIENNA BY HER ARM AND APPLIES A STANDING ARMBAR ON SIENNA! AMBER TAKES SIENNA’S ARM BACK BEFORE SLAMMING IT AGAINST THE MAT! INSTANTLY, YOU CAN HEAR SIENNA’S CRIES OF PAIN! AMBER GETS SIENNA’S RIGHT ARM BEFORE PRESSING IT! AMBER IS USING ALL OF HER WEIGHT WHEN STEPPING ON SIENNA’S ARM! SIENNA IS CRYING OUT IN PAIN! Sienna struggles to roll herself away from the hold; however, it seems like Amber is doing a fantastic job with isolating Sienna from Tyler, but it seems like Tyler doesn’t really care about Sienna’s wellbeing in this match! Perhaps, Tyler sees an injury that she could manipulate during her match at Terminus! Amber has Sienna by her right arm again before applying an armbar on the champion! Sienna tries to roll herself out of the way; however, Amber manages to apply the armbar! Sienna is crying out in pain! There is no way that she wants to submit in this match! There is no way that she is going to lose to the Queen’s Court! Sienna is trying to reach for that bottom rope, but it seems so far away from her!
(Tyler Wolfe is clutching her hair at the apron. If there is one thing that Tyler hates, it’s to lose and there was no way that Sienna Jade was going to make her lose this match. She is not going to lose if she was going to do anything about it.)
Gavin Kirkland: Sienna Jade is trying to drag her body to the bottom rope! Sienna doesn’t have her sights on losing this match, but so-far, we have been able to see Sienna and Tyler see eye-to-eye. They may have not been interacting much, but by letting the other do their thing inside the ring, it may be what they both need win the match! Not sure, who I want to win this match! I feel so conflicted. :lupe: Sienna is dragging her body to the bottom rope! With each move, Amber Keys can feel her grasp on the armbar slipping away! Amber is shaking her head no! She is refusing for Sienna to make it to the bottom rope, but it fails to work as Sienna finally grasps onto the bottom rope! Amber must release whatever hold that she has on the Women’s World Champion!
Marti Solo: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
CJ Hana: Amber Keys releases the armbar on Sienna Jade! You can tell that Sienna is favoring her right arm at the moment! Sienna clutches the bottom rope for dear life as the official, Marti Solo, backs Amber away from Sienna! This might work in Sienna’s favor as she may get a moment or to breathe! Once again, you can see Sienna favoring that right arm of hers! The Queen’s Court have done a good job of making it a target! The official and Amber are through with having their exchange of words as Amber shifts her focus back at the Women’s World Champion! Sienna is still seen clutching that arm as she rises back to her feet! Amber goes right after Sienna with a clothesline, but Sienna ducks to clothesline as Amber runs past her! Amber turns herself around as Sienna connects with a dropkick to Amber’s stomach as that backs her towards the ropes! Sienna uses that left hand of hers to pound away with some punches to Amber’s back! Amber gets to one knee as Sienna backs away before connecting with a beautiful shining wizard that knocks the former Empire Tag Team Champion to her side! Amber Keys is down as Sienna Jade goes for the cover!
Marti Solo: OOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Gavin Kirkland: THE BEAUTIFUL CLEOPATRA MANAGES TO BREAK UP THE PIN, BUT HERE COMES TYLER WOLFE AS SHE MANAGES TO DELIVER A NASTY SPEAR THAT TAKES THE LOVE OF MY LIFE DOWN! TYLER BEGINS TO CLUB AWAY WITH A SERIES OF FISTS AT THE “QUEEN OF THE NILE”! TYLER TRIES TO GET CLEOPATRA BACK TO HER FEET, BUT CLEOPATRA MANAGES TO SHOVE TYLER AWAY FROM HER BEFORE ROLLING HERSELF OUT OF THE RING! SHE IS SO SMART CJ! THIS IS THE TYPE OF WOMAN YOU WANT TO PROCREATE WITH!
CJ Hana: Tyler Wolfe to the outside with a suicide dive to Cleopatra! Both of the women collide with each other as they are down at the moment! Meanwhile in the ring, Sienna Jade and Amber Keys are the only women in the ring! SIENNA GETS AMBER TO HER FEET, BUT AMBER CONNECTS WITH A PUNCH TO SIENNA, WHICH STAGGERS HER BACK! SIENNA PUNCHES AMBER, WHO STAGGERS IN RESPONSE AS WELL! AMBER WITH A PUNCH TO SIENNA! SIENNA WITH A PUNCH TO AMBER! AMBER! SIENNA! AMBER! SIENNA! AMBER! SIENNA! SIENNA! SIENNA! SIENNA JADE CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO AMBER’S STOMACH! SIENNA REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES TO CONNECT WITH A HURRICANRANA WHICH TAKES AMBER DOWN! SIENNA RISES TO HER FEET AS SHE HAS A COCKY SMIRK ON HER FACE! IT SEEMS LIKE SIENNA HAS HER INTENTIONS OF ENDING THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW! SIENNA GETS AMBER TO HER FEET —
Gavin Kirkland: Tyler Wolfe tags Sienna Jade’s shoulder!
(Tyler Wolfe shrugs her shoulders as she gets inside the ring. Sienna Jade exchanges a glare with her as Tyler tells Sienna to get to the apron, almost like what Sienna did with her earlier in the match. Sienna decides not to start an argument and gets to the apron.)
CJ Hana: TYLER WOLFE GETS AMBER KEYS BY HER HAIR — AMBER SHOVES TYLER AWAY FROM HER, BUT TYLER CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT OUT OF NOWHERE! AMBER IS TO HER BACK AS TYLER GETS AMBER TO HER FEET BEFORE GETTING HER IN POSITION ON HER SHOULDER — BAD BITCH BAPTISM! THIS IS THE SAME MOVE THAT TYLER CONNECTED ON SIENNA JADE LAST WEEK! THAT REVERSE PILEDRIVER DROPPED TO A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER! THAT IS ALL SHE WROTE AS TYLER GOES FOR THE COVER, HER EYES NEVER LEAVING SIENNA!
Marti Solo: OOOOOOOOOOOOONE!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“I Smell A Massacre” plays again as Tyler Wolfe gets herself off of Amber Keys, who is rolled out of the ring by Cleopatra. Sienna Jade gets inside the ring as the official hands her the Women’s World Championship. The official raising both women’s hands up in victory.)
Maria Del Rey: THE WINNERS OF THIS MATCH… TYLER WOLFE AND THE EAW WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION… SIEEEENNNNNNNAAAAAAAA JAAAAAADDDDDDDDDEEEEEEE!!
Gavin Kirkland: Sienna Jade and Tyler Wolfe win the match! I wasn’t expecting that. I thought the unity of the Queen’s Court was going to give them the victory, but these two women proved that they can be in sync or on different pages and they still walk out with a victory!
(“I Smell A Massacre” continues to play as Sienna Jade rests her championship over her shoulder, applauding her tag team partner. The two women turn to face each other in the center of the ring as words the microphones are unable to pick up are exchanged between them. We see Tyler nod her head as her theme dies down, the crowd murmuring with anticipation.)
(Tyler extends her hand, looking for a handshake from Sienna Jade in hopes to make amends for her actions last week. Sienna stares down at her stablemate’s hand, a hesitant and uncertain expression on her face. It takes her a moment, but Sienna accepts the handshake. A smile grows across Tyler’s face as the crowd in the arena cheers for Sienna and Tyler’s reconciliation.)
Gavin Kirkland: (sniffling) What a touching moment between these two! I love a happy ending–especially when it involves blondes–waaaait a minute, CJ…
(As Tyler loos to pull away from the handshake, Sienna maintains her grip on Tyler’s hand, setting her up for a picture perfect clothesline.)
CJ Hana: THE WOMEN’S WORLD CHAMPION DAMN NEAR RIPPED TYLER WOLFE’S HEAD CLEAN OFF OF HER SHOULDERS! WHAT IN THE HELL!?
Gavin Kirkland: JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDN’T GET ANY WORSE! SIENNA JUST TOLD TYLER WOLFE TO SHOVE THAT HANDSHAKE AND APOLOGY RIGHT UP HER ASS!
(Sienna Jade mounts Tyler and begins a brutal attack on Tyler Wolfe, straight fist after fist to Tyler’s skull. Sienna grabs the Women’s World Championship belt and capitalizes with a shot straight between Tyler’s eyes, who is knocked unconscious in the center of the ring. Sienna rises from the ground and steps on Tyler’s chest as she approaches the timekeeper’s area for a microphone. She fixes her hair back into place as she raises the microphone to her lips, championship belt over her shoulder once more as she looks down on Tyler.)
Sienna Jade: Hey, Tyler. I don’t know if you saw what I said earlier before our match, but I accept. I accept wholeheartedly. I accept… the fact that you’re a fucking unstable two-faced piece of shit and a failure of a partner who I should have never given a seat at the table to. You think I give a shit about some half assed apology? Fuck you and your mass shooter “oh cut her some slack she deals with mental issues” rhetoric. You made this personal and now I’m going to end your fucking career for it. Before I continue on I just want to give a big shout out to Kassidy. I love you girlie and there’s nothing that will ever come between the bond we’ve been able to build with one another no matter what. Certainly not this third wheeling infiltrating scumbag with the impulse of a 12 year old. You wanna talk facts? Let’s talk facts then sissy. You wanna give some sob story about how you had to go through so much adversity on Empire being screwed over by management, miss me with the woe is me act bitch, you’ve been through nothing. Outside of getting your ass kicked by Layla Lockhart on your debut which was your own doing, what have you been through in EAW that was sooooo unjust or controversial? Everybody wants to paint the picture that they went through the ringer because it helps maintain their little edgy image, Raven did the same thing, bitching about being screwed over in her career as if she didn’t hold two championships within the first 5 months of her career like the ungrateful bitch that she is. But the fact is you’ve had a free ride to relevance here in EAW and it’s because you piggybacked off of my hard work. You didn’t come to EAW as a Freeweight and get the cold shoulder by everybody backstage and have to overcome it. You didn’t have your championship snatched away from you in a bullshit match designed for you to lose. With your little short temper, if you’ve been through half of the shit I’ve been through you would have jumped off of a bridge by now.
(Tyler rolls over onto her stomach and is attempting to pull herself up, but Sienna kicks her back down.)
Sienna Jade: You came into EAW and had it easier than anybody could have ever wished for. You conveniently jumped on something that had already been established by Kassidy and I for several months before you ever grew the balls to sign an EAW contract. It catapulted you to a Specialists Championship not even 3 months into your career and then you want to act like you were screwed over by somebody, shut the fuck up, cunt. You main evented War Games off the strength of ME. It was ME on that poster, it was ME who was generous enough to give you some fucking clout, and that’s how you repay me? You ungrateful bitch. We could have accepted ANYBODY to be our third wheel and it wouldn’t have made any difference in the outcome of our success, now how’s that truth feel? I know it’s been eating at you seeing the JADED HEARTS accomplishing the things that we did, Grand Prix the same night you couldn’t even finish in the top three to retain the Specialists Championship, Tag Team Championships the same night you weren’t even booked for the card, me winning the Unified Women’s World Championship that night as well. You came out there and you celebrated with me but it’s good to know it wasn’t a genuine feeling. It’s good to know you were holding resentment, because there’s nothing that drives me more than a fake ass bitch.
(Sienna kneels down next to the laid out Tyler and yanks her by her hair forcing her to look her closely in the eyes.)
Sienna Jade: At Terminus, it’s going to be end of the road for whatever little momentum you’ve managed to gain off of my back Tyler. Sienna giveth, Sienna taketh away. My opponents always tried to get under my skin by saying you were better right? Here’s your chance to prove them right. But you won’t and you know why you won’t? Because I’m unfuckwithable and I’m going to show everybody exactly why the hell I was the one in the front and not the other way around. I was a champion long before I ever knew what the fuck a Tyler Wolfe was and I’ll be a champion long after. If you think saying sOrRy fixes anything you’re sadly mistaken. I’m sorry too. I’m sorry in advance for everything I’m going to put your ass through come Terminus, but then again.. not really. I’m going to take satisfaction in whooping your ass up and down that ring and giving you something else to be angry about so you can bitch about it to Kendra instead of taking responsibility about the fact that you were outdone. Came in third place at Road to Redemption, finished third in the Grand Rampage, gonna be the third person whose ass I’m going to kick to successfully defend this title, I guess you were always born to just come in third. You can call me everything in the book, a bitch, a coward, whatever else… but one thing I’ll never be is a snake. For all the times I’ve been screwed over, which is a lot more than you by the way, I might have lost motivation for a period and not have fought at my best but even THEN I was still carrying you bitch. I could have been like you and took my frustrations out on my “friends” or I could have started a huge beef with Kendra and Flannery and ended up in anger management, but instead I channeled it elsewhere and indirectly made people care about you…and this is the thanks I get? Well…you’re welcome.
(Sienna lifts Tyler up one last time…)
CJ Hana: Sienna might not be done here as she lifts Tyler up…RDG!!!! THE RDG CONNECTS AND SIENNA ADDS INSULT TO INJURY! TYLER IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT! TYLER DREW FIRST BLOOD LAST WEEK IN THE ASSAULT HEARD AROUND THE WORLD, BUT TONIGHT SIENNA HAS STRUCK BACK IN A MAJOR WAY! IT SUCKS TO SEE THESE TWO GOING AT IT LIKE THIS, BUT SIENNA SEEMS TO BE RELISHING IN THE SCENE SHE’S CAUSED HERE!
(“Unfuckwithable” by Deez Nuts picks back up blasting through the PA System as a determined looking Sienna lifts her title high in the air standing over Tyler Wolfe as Empire fades to commercial.)
(Commercial break featuring a preview for “Avengers: End Game” in theatres NOW! But you knew that already. And really, the only way you haven’t seen this movie yet is if you’re a Dirti Dimwit, and we know that’s not what you want to be, so–)
(The camera opens to Felix Hartley who is walking down the hall while holding her phone up to her face in selfie position, she doesn’t seem to care what else is going on around her as she talks to fans and haters alike on Instagram live.)
Felix Hartley: Tell a friend to tell a friend, IG is finally popping because the baddest bitch in EAW is going live and I got a whole lot to say. I’ll wait till these numbers go up though. 3000 viewers? Ugh, what do I look like.. some irrelevant bitch like Celes? I want at least 10k in the next 2 minutes or no tea gets spilled, periodt!
(Moments go by as Felix continues to walk and fixes her hair on the phone and checking up on her makeup while puckering her lips, then she begins to talk again.)
Felix Hartley: Now that’s more like it, 50k viewers and rising? Damn, I’m that bitch. Putting up numbers on the board in and out of that ring, your favorite Elitist could never. I guess my live is more important than this wack ass show going on, am I right? Imagine leaving Felix Hartley off of the card and then thinking you have any shot of selling out or getting a respectable rating. But it’s okay, because really soon this company won’t have any choice but to accept the fact that I’m gonna be the face of it. It’ll be about time they had a face that was actually marketable and beautiful rather than some of the creatures they plaster on everything these days. Let me check some of these comments to see what you guys are saying…
(Felix taps on her phone to view the comments and they pop up as she begins reading out loud.)
Felix Hartley: SerenaHive310 says… “you’re a culture vulture and Serena owns you”. Awww, I see I got the neckbeards mad early, you’re tuning in just to comment under the live of a bitch you don’t like? I must be doing something right. They need Elitists like me! So they can get on their fuckin’ keyboards and make me the bad guy. But I guess I’ll entertain this clown before I block him. Culture vulture? Peeps just love throwing around buzzwords with no merit to them. I am the fucking culture you dumb bitch. You’re nothing but a stupid Serena fan who has you all repeating her bullshit rhetoric but you know what? Serena is the true fraud here, she didn’t give a shit about “the culture” when she was profiting off of FOX’s blatant disrespect to the very culture she loves so much, fucking sellout. And you know what else? Serena didn’t invent any of the terminology or anything else I use. She’s just as bad as the people who she speaks out against with her taking advantage of sensitive topics to further her career and her shameless race baiting because she has nothing else to stand on. By the way, I probably got more of a pass to walk around in Compton than Serena ever would, just ask Kendrick and Snoop.
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Felix Hartley: FeliciaFanClub says “We love you so much!”, awwww, I love me too. Next. GypsyMoth69 says “are you going to take Minerva’s dinner suggestion into consideration?”…. bitch, I just might. Hmmmm, let’s see… okay you guys are seriously boring me now. I need some good questions!
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Felix Hartley: Oh this one is interesting, “fuck, marry, kill – SOSA Henderson, Malcolm Jones, Chris Elite”. Okay so this one is easy. I’d definitely kill Chris Elite, I don’t like bald old guys. I’d smash Malcolm because I mean, who wouldn’t? But SOSA? Now I’d marry him. SOSA needs a real woman in his life to guide and uplift him instead of bringing him down, and I’d be the perfect lady for the job. He can’t do much worse than what he currently has anyways right? Plus I’m sure he’d agree that he’d rather be with a flawless bombshell like myself over some rat faced Chris Elite forehead having Cam Newton cumdumpster. So, SOSA if you’re watching, I’d love to upgrade you whenever you’re ready, hun.
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Felix Hartley: MylesIsTheFuture says “you and Myles are the future of EAW. I can’t wait until you two are featured as the respective faces of both the male and female divisions, you deserve all of the championship opportunities in the world.” Aw, well thank you! I could care less about Myles but I wholeheartedly agree that I deserve a championship opportunity. I finished second place in the Grand Rampage and yet I’m the only person out of the final three who isn’t in line for a shot. What sense does that make? Am I not fucking the right people? Am I not in somebody’s good graces? Oh I know what it is, they saw me steal the show at the Grand Rampage and almost ruin everybody’s projections and they don’t want to take the chance on that happening again this time with me actually going all the way. But to quote Thanos, “dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same.” And just like Thanos it’s only a matter of time till I SNAP these bitches championship aspirations away.
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Felix Hartley: OkMovement2018 says “Serena already bodied you twice sit down already cac.” I see Serena has her troll squad out in full force tonight. That’s cool, I’ll just block you guys just like I’m going to block her chances of making it to Pain for Pride in one piece. You wanna talk about “bodying” someone? I body Serena by existing. Because unlike the rest of these bitches in the back, I don’t fear Serena. I don’t run from any smoke she tries to bring my way. How many times have I went out there right in front of Serena and did my thing only to leave her looking stupid wallowing in her own failures? Exactly. I did it when I cost her the Specialists Championship and I did it again last week when I stole her rapper buddy and showed him how a REAL celebration is supposed to go. You wanna know what makes Serena really tick? When people aren’t intimidated and don’t back down to her little social justice warrior shtick and tells her how much of an idiot she is. Because none of the shit she tries to paint matters in the ring, and when I finally get that chance to get Serena in the ring again you better believe she’s going to get what’s been coming to her for a long time. And once again.. I’ll be laughing at her expense, straight to the fuckin bank.
(Felix continues trash talking Serena while not paying attention to her surroundings walking down the hall in her own zone while on instagram live. Ironically, unbeknownst to herself she walks right past Serena Bennett who overheard every single thing Felix said and takes a moment to gather herself. At this point Felix is further down the hall so Serena paces up the hall to catch up with her and aggressively taps Felix’s shoulder to get her to turn around. Felix turns around and rolls her eyes at what she sees.)
Serena Bennett: Yeah didn’t think I’d hear you, huh tangerine face? Say all that tough shit to my face, I dare you.
Felix Hartley: Which part? The one where I say I’m not afraid of you or your fake tough guy act or the one where I say next time I get my hands on you I’m gonna kick your ass and you won’t make it to see the Pain for Pride main event?
Serena Bennett: Then watchu waiting on? Ain’t nothin but space and opportunity surrounding us babygirl, let’s get it poppin.
Felix Hartley: Yeahhh… about that. My charity hours already passed and I’ll kick your ass on MY time, preferably when I’m getting paid to do so.
(Felix attempts to keep walking but Serena keeps mouthing off)
Serena Bennett: Yeah run away like the coward ass bitch I thought you were. And to think I th-
(Felix quickly turns around mid-sentence and strikes Serena in the face and the two begin scrapping, pulling one another’s hair and throwing hard blows before several backstage road agents come breaking up the scuffle including EAW Hall of Famer Alexander Da Vinci which solicits a huge pop from the crowd and an “ADV” chant. They continuously break free of the agent’s and security’s grasp as they keep going at one another before more come to separate them even further. Serena hocks spit at Felix’s direction as Felix tries to throw whatever objects she can get her hands on at Serena’s direction.)
Felix Hartley: You want some more bitch?!
Serena Bennett: You not tired of me kicking your ass?! I’m with the shits, any time, any place!
Felix Hartley: Like I said before, I’m gonna spoil your fluke GR win and make sure you don’t even make it to Pain for Pride! See me at Terminus, that’s your ass.
(Serena and Felix, held back by numerous members of road agents and security, are still seen trying to go at each other’s throats as we fade to the ring.)
(The arena goes dark as “Big Bad Wolf” by In This Moment plays and Minerva is shown on stage, kneeling and licking her lips to a negative reaction from the crowd. She looks around the arena smiling before bursting out laughter with her eyes wide-open then makes her way to the ring)
Maria Del Rey: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Maria Del Rey: Introducing first from the Coyote Flats, Texas, and weighing in at 125 POUNDS… SHE IS THE GYPSY MOTH, MMMMIIIIIIINNNNEEERRRRRRRRVVVVAAAA!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Yuck! Here comes that filth that keeps attacking my lovely queen, Cleo! Why won’t she just leave her alone and crawl back into whatever crypt she crawled out of?!
CJ Hana: (She sighs) Here you go again. Give it a rest. She’s only been standing up for herself.
Gavin Kirkland: I’m sorry, Constance just really knows how to get on my last nerves…
CJ Hana: It’s Minerva, Gavin…her name is Minerva.
Gavin Kirkland: What’s the difference?
(“Roll With Me” by Charli XCX replaces “Big Bad Wolf” as Andrea Valentine comes out to a loud pop from the crowd. She smiles her way to the ring with her hands raised high in the air staring at the deranged Minerva inside of the ring)
Maria Del Rey: And her opponent, from Orlando Florida, and weighing in at 110 POUNDS… ANNNNDRRRRRRREEAAA VAALLLEEEENNNNTTTTTINNNEEEEEE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Oooo, Andrea you’re so fine! You’re so fine, you blow my mind!
CJ Hana: What’s up with you and these blonde girls?
Gavin Kirkland: Hey, now! Let me make this clear. Cleo is my wife. Andrea is my second wife. There’s no other girls that I admire.
CJ Hana: What if Minerva dyed her hair blonde?
Gavin Kirkland: Yikes..
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
CJ Hana: This match is underway! Ladies and gentlemen, we have the “Princess Killer” facing off against the “Heart of Empire,” as these two ladies circle around the ring against each-other. Minerva has that sadistic look on her face, watching Andrea like she was disgusting to stare at. Minerva pump-fakes an attack on her but Andrea doesn’t take the bait and stands her ground. But now Minerva fakes her out again then finally comes with a takedown on Andrea! She goes right for the legs but Andrea is still standing, trying to kick Minerva off her long legs!
Gavin Kirkland: Someone tell Constance to let go of my gorgeous woman! Andrea kick her in the face! SHE DID IT! THANK GOD! ANDREA FREE’S ONE OF HER LEGS AND KICKS MINERVA RIGHT IN THE FACE! THAT SERVES HER RIGHT!
CJ Hana: Minerva falls onto the mat holding her mouth as Andrea grabs Minerva’s legs and stomps on her groin area! AND NOW ANDREA IS LOOKING TO APPLY A SHARPSHOOTER! ANDREA WITH A SHARPSHOOTER AS MINERVA IS LOCKED IN THAT SUBMISSION HOLD! IT DOESN’T LOOK TOO GOOD FOR THE GYPSY MOTH! SHE IS GETTING READY TO TAP HERE TONIGHT!
Gavin Kirkland: COME ON ANDREA! YOU GOT IT, BABE! MAKE HER TAP OUT! MINERVA IS TRYING DESPERATELY TO CRAWL TO THE ROPES AND FINALLY IS ABLE TO BREAK UP THE LOCK AS ANDREA IS FORCED TO BREAK THE SUBMISSION HOLD! Andrea almost had her right there but somehow Minerva is able to will herself as both ladies are up now and trading punches with one another.
CJ Hana: Andrea with a right and left! She is clobbering Minerva now into the corner turnbuckle! Andrea is looking very good so far in this match while she looks to take advantage of Minerva. She starts choking Minerva with her boot! Minerva is beginning to suffocate but Andrea finally breaks away after a few counts from the referee. Now Andrea stands on the top turnbuckle and begins clobbering Minerva back and forth again as the Empire crowd starts counting with her…
Crowd: ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
SEVEN!
EIGHT!
NINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TEN!
Gavin Kirkland: And finally a bulldog off the top turnbuckle from Andrea! Minerva is laid out as she’s getting covered for the first count of this match!
Referee: ONE!
TWO—
CJ Hana: But Minerva kicks out! She’s still alive in this match as Andrea quickly gets back to her feet and grabs Minerva by her hair! She swings Minerva to the ropes but Minerva counters! Mineva swings Andrea instead and gets hit with a clothesline from Andrea! NO! MINERVA WITH A DUCKS UNDER THE CLOTHESLINE AND HITS ANDREA WITH A EYE POKE!
Gavin Kirkland: NO! SHE CAN’T DO THAT TO MY LOVELY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN’S EYE! AND NOW MINERVA GRABS ANDREA FOR A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!!! ANDREA DROPS ONTO THE MAT PRETTY QUICK! Momentum has shifted to Minerva as she slowly gains control and taunts the crowd.
CJ Hana: Minerva is now awaiting for Andrea to stand back up as she CHARGES! BUT NOW HER MOMENTUM LEADS HER ON THE FLOOR AS ANDREA USES THE ROPES TO CAUSE HER TO CRASH ONTO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! AND NOW ANDREA QUICKLY BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE AS SHE JUMPS BETWEEN THE ROPES!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT MINERVA QUICKLY PULLS THE CAMERAMAN IN THE WAY AND ANDREA GOES CRASHING INTO HIM! OH LORD!
CJ Hana: Smart thinking by Minerva and Andrea isn’t really moving an inch after colliding with the camera. Minerva is now back on top as she goes for a DDT next and it connects and Andrea’s head bounces off the floor! Minerva with another disgusted look staring down Andrea and she pulls her up and throws her face first into the ring post! You can hear Andrea’s face pop off that post throughout the arena! And Minerva is looking proud of what she’s doing while manhandling Andrea.
Gavin Kirkland: Now Minerva rolls Andrea back inside the ring and goes for a cover!
Referee: ONE!
TWO!
TH–
CJ Hana: Andrea kicks out right before three! Minerva can’t believe it! She thought it was all but over with those heavy offensive moves! But Minerva isn’t done yet as she grabs Andrea and hits a german suplex! Andrea is motionless again while Minerva heads up the top turnbuckle, looking to put an end to this match! The Princess Killer is looking to finish this off once and for all! SHE’S GOING FOR THE HELL’S BELL’S! BUT WAIT A SECOND! ANDREA LEAPS BACK UP AND TACKLES THE ROPES CAUSING MINERVA TO DROP DOWN ONTO THE MAT!
Gavin Kirkland: Thank God! Andrea is back in control and she grabs Minerva back up then hits her with an uppercut! Minerva stumbles back to the ropes and Andrea leans forward for another uppercut! Minerva bounces off the ropes and meets Andrea with a roundhouse kick to the face! Andrea drops Minerva with that kick but doesn’t go for the cover! Instead, Andrea is looking to head on the top turnbuckle now! ANDREA IS GOING FOR A DIVING CROSSBODY ONTO MINERVA AND IT CONNECTS! AND NOW THE COVER!
Referee: ONE!
TWO!
THRE–
CJ Hana: NO! Minerva is about to kick out of the quick pin after the diving crossbody from Andrea! These two women refuse to give up but Andrea is staying composed! She really wants to gain a win here! She is sizing Minerva back up to her feet and it looks like the Heart of Empire is going for the running corkscrew neckbreaker!!! LOVE HAZE!!!! NO!!! MINERVA COUNTERS THE FINISHING MOVE AND ANDREA IS SHIFTED INTO A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER POSITION! IT’S OVER, GAVIN!
Gavin Kirkland: WAIT FOR A SECOND! ANDREA IS ABLE TO SLIDE OUT OF THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER AND SHE SWINGS MINERVA AROUND FOR A BACKBREAKER!! IT CONNECTS AND MINERVA IS HOLDING HER BACK IN PAIN AFTER THAT MOVE!!
CJ Hana: Andrea is going for the Love Haze again! SHE GRABS MINERVA BUT WAIT! MINERVA WITH A LOW-BLOW KICK! AND THE REFEREE DIDN’T SEE IT! WHAT A DESPERATE MOVE BY MINERVA! ANDREA IS FORCED TO LET GO OF MINERVA AFTER THAT MOVE!! AND NOW A HARD RUNNING CLOTHESLINE BY MINERVA!! ANDREA IS KNOCKED BACK ONTO THE MAT!
Gavin Kirkland: Now Minerva grabs Andrea as she lies in a prone position! Minerva grabs Andrea by her arms and starts pulling them as her arms are tucked in under Andrea’s! SHE HAS THE OWL OF MINERVA LOCKED IN!!! ANDREA IS ABOUT TO TAP OUT HERE! ANDREA CANNOT POSSIBLY ESCAPE THIS DEADLY SUBMISSION HOLD BY MINERVA!! BUT WAIT? MINERVA DECIDES TO LET GO OF THE SUBMISSION? WHAT IS SHE THINKING?
CJ Hana: She is a Princess Killer, Gavin.. She wants to destroy Andrea, who she considers to be a princess, here tonight. Minerva is thinking about something else as she starts arguing with the referee… Andrea is slowly approaching back onto her feet and Minerva pushes the referee out of his way as Minerva charges back at Andrea but she ducks! Andrea ducks! AND MINERVA TURNS BACK AROUND!! AND SHE SPITS BLACK MIST IN THE FACE OF ANDRE–NO!! ANDREA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AGAIN AND THE BLACK MIST HITS THE REFEREE IN THE FACE INSTEAD!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva just blinded the referee as he’s rolling around the ring trying to get all of the mist out of his eyes! Minerva goes over to check the referee as a couple of EMT’s run down the ramp to spray water into the referee’s eyes! Now Minerva looks really angry as she turns her attention back to Andrea… AND WATCH OUT!!! ANDREA WITH ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE AND IT CONNECTS!!! MINERVA DROPS ONTO THE MAT AS ANDREA BOUNCES RIGHT BACK UP!! THEN MINERVA PULLS HERSELF UP BY THE ROPES BUT SHE’S MET WITH LOVE HAZE!!! LOVE HAZE CONNECTS AND ANDREA GOES FOR THE COVER!! THE REFEREE HAS FINALLY ACHIEVED HIS AWARENESS BACK AND DROPS DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
Referee: ONE!!
TWOOOO!!!
THREEEEEEEEEE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Gavin Kirkland: MY BABY DID IT! YES!!! EOENOIENOEENONAEOIOAENIAEO
Maria Del Rey: Here’s your winner of the match… AAAAANNNNNNDRRRRRREA VALENTINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(“Roll With Me” by Charli XCX plays as Andrea lifts herself off her opponent and hands are raised in victory as she smiles at the fallen Minerva. “Woo” by Rihanna quickly replaces her theme song and Andrea quickly stares down the ramp to see Amber Keys and Cleopatra quickly making their way down the ramp! Andrea slides out of the ring as Amber and Cleopatra jump inside staring down at Minerva who is crawling at their feet)
CJ Hana: Oh shit! The Queen’s Court are out here and this doesn’t look too pretty for Minerva…
Gavin Kirkland: Cleo is so damn sexy when she’s mad…
CJ Hana: Minerva grabs Amber and Cleo’s leg, trying to lift herself back up as the Queen’s Court are smirking down at her! Minerva finally lifts her face to see them in dismay as Cleo and Amber start pounding away at her! Minerva is trying desperately to fight back but the number’s game is too much!
Gavin Kirkland: Cleo grabs Minerva for the Brutality!!! Minerva is laid out by the Queen of the Nile as Amber demands Cleo to lift Minerva up for the Amber Alert! This crowd is booing the hell out of the Queen’s Court for this violent attack but I think Minerva deserves it!
CJ Hana: Cleo and Amber are just trying to send a message to Minerva and her tag-team partner, Constan–AND SPEAKING OF TAG TEAM PARTNER! CONSTANCE IS RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP TO SAVE HER PARTNER!! AND SHE HAS A STEEL CHAIR IN HER HAND!! CONSTANCE SLIDES UNDER THE RING AND SHE’S ABOUT TO KNOCK CLEO’S FACE OFF BUT NO!!! AMBER ALERT!!! AMBER ALERT!!!! AMBER KEYS BREAKS CONSTANCE IN HALF WITH THAT SPEAR!!
Gavin Kirkland: Minerva and Constance are both laid out by the hands of our Empire Queen’s… Cleo and Amber don’t seem to be finished as they throw Minerva onto the outside of the ring! Amber gets of the ring and starts pounding on Minerva even more with hard fists while Cleo grabs that steel chair, awaiting for Constance to get back onto her feet!
*CRACK*
CJ Hana: CLEO SLAMS THAT STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO CONSTANCE’S FACE!! AND SHE’S BUSTED OPEN!! CLEO DROPS THE CHAIR BEFORE STARING DOWN AT CONSTANCE WHO IS LAID OUT COLD!! SHE THEN JOINS AMBER ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!! THEY’RE MAKING THEIR WAY OVER HERE BY THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!
Gavin Kirkland: OH MY GOD! CLEO’S COMING OVER HERE! HEY BABY!
CJ Hana: MOVE OUT OF THE WAY GAVIN! I DON’T THINK THEY’RE IN THEIR RIGHT MINDS NOW! CLEO AND AMBER ARE OUT FOR BLOOD! THEY CLEAR THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AND LIFT MINERVA HIGH IN THE AIR!!!
Gavin Kirkland: HOLY SHIT!!! DOUBLE POWERBOMB ONTO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! CLEO AND AMBER JUST DROPPED MINERVA INTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!
CJ Hana: The damage has certainly been done to Minerva and Constance, the two young ladies who will challenge the Queen’s Court for the vacant Empire Tag Team championships at Terminus.
(“Woo” by Rihanna plays again as Cleo and Amber stand over Minerva’s body, laughing and insulting her while the camera’s fade into a commercial break.)
(Commercial for Saturday Night Showdown, highlighting the official Showdown in-ring return of EAW Hall of Famer Diamond Cage who takes on “The Enlightened” Jack Haze.)
(The camera transitions to backstage as Consuela Rose Ava is walking with the Specialists Championship on her shoulder. At the moment her face shows up on the camera, the crowd pops for her. Consuela has a serious look on her face. She knows how serious the match she is going to be taking part of is.)
???: Consuela, may I ask you a few questions before you go out and compete?
(Consuela Rose Ava turns to her side as she sees Kathy Kush standing there with a microphone in her possession.)
Consuela Rose Ava: Sure, make it quick. I got a title to defend.
Kathy Kush: Consuela, you are moments from defending the Specialists Championship. This will be your first title defense in your reign. Is there any pressure going into this defense?
Consuela Rose Ava: no.
Kathy Kush: Really?
Consuela Rose Ava: Nah, I’m just playing. But, I do feel like I underestimated Celes Dumont a bit. I know, this was something that I had tried not to do this week, but she brought something special to the table this week, which I really admired out of her. The reason I accepted the opportunity to face her was because I knew that she was going to give me a challenge. I knew that she was going to bring something extra to this title defense. This hardcore match provides her with the platform for her to sink her teeth into. It leaves her mind open to the possibilities that can happen in the match. Me? I had no background or know what a hardcore match. Even if I tried to conjure up a definition of what is a hardcore match in my mind, it wouldn’t be as intense as what Celes will be approaching this match. What I told Celes earlier this week is something that everyone should know, I have no idea what I’m planning to do in this match. I don’t have spots in mind for this match. This isn’t something like a submission match in which I can strategize step-by-step. This is a match where I am going to need to plan as I continue through the motions of this match. Perhaps, Celes knows what she is going to be doing in this match, but the moment I stop her, she’s going to move on to the next move, until I foil each of her plans.
Kathy Kush: So, you have no game plan going into this match?
Consuela Rose Ava: None. I was given a few pointers with how to approach this match, but we’ll have to wait and see if I use any of them. But, I have been hearing the word on the street as this people don’t think I can go all hardcore in the ring? They think that Consuela is too good to hurt someone? They think that I don’t have it within me to hurt anyone? Well, they must be the same people who believe that I wouldn’t win this championship in my first match back, but look at me. Tonight will be no different. Tonight, I will prove to everyone that I should be champion. That I didn’t get lucky with my title win. That I deserve to hold this championship. Celes is going to give it the fight of her life. She may have the drive and desire to win, but I have that plus more and she will realize that.
(Consuela Rose Ava walks away from the camera shot as she is headed towards the ring.)
Kathy Kush: Thank you, Consuela for your time!
Gavin Kirkland (off-screen): Consuela Rose Ava defends the Specialists Championship against Celes Dumont! NEXT!
(Commercial break featuring an ad for Jergens lotion featuring Gavin Kirkland and Malcolm Jones.)
(Empire returns from commercial break and cuts to the ring. Maria flashes the camera a smile.)
CJ Hana: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Empire!
(The lights in the arena fade to black as blue spotlights start searching the stage area. “Malevolence” by New Years Day starts to play as the hard bass and drum lines that continue to build. Celes Dumont strides onto the stage, barbed wire wrapped baseball bat in her hands, wearing a black, sleeveless hoodie with the hood covering her face and stands there with her head down as the instrumentals build to a crescendo. A woman’s voice starts to speak.)
“So soft, so gentle this rose is kind and still. With changes comes hatred now time to kill.”
(At the word ‘Kill’, Celes throws her head back to reveal her painted face. She looks around madly, and then starts to make her way to the ring.)
Gavin Kirkland: I’m not even gunna front. Last week something inside of me awakened, and a part of me was turned on by Celes Dumont. I can’t explain it. But everything about that match she had with Minerva… Jesus fuck. I think I’ve watched it sixteen times by now and have literally ejaculated every goddamn time I have watched it.
CJ Hana: …. That is not something anyone ever needed to hear.
Gavin Kirkland: IDGAF! Celes rocked my goddamn world last week and I even wore boxer shorts tonight so my big guy has some room to breathe!
CJ Hana: :whoa:!!!!!
(Celes slides under the bottom rope like a snake and moves to her corner, shedding her ring jacket and tossing it to the side. She taps the barbed wire bat against her palm, and smiles crazily into the camera. Eventually, her music fades out and is replaced by “We Appreciate Power” by Grimes. The reigning and defending Specialists Champion, Consuela Rose Ava, stolls onto the stage.)
Gavin Kirkland: SPEAKING OF BRUNETTES! IF I HAD TO PICK ONE CJ!!!! CONSUELA IS IT! SMALL NATURAL TITTIES AND A TINY LITTLE WAIST!!! CONSUELA IS THE PERFECT WOMAN TO COME AND CLEAN GAVIN KIRKLAND’S HOUSE!!! HAAAAYYYY!!!
CJ Hana: Consuela is so far removed from her former profession, Gavin. Fuck outta here with that!
Gavin Kirkland: Bih, I’m talking about roleplaying. I just wanna bang her while she wears a french maid uniform! She ain’t really gotta clean, damn.
(Consuela climbs inside the ring and poses with her championship, taunting the crowd while she’s at it. After a few seconds, she turns her attention towards Celes, and the focus and determination to retain the Specialists Championship is plain as day on Consuela’s face. She hands the championship to referee Marti Solo, who holds it up in the air. Maria steps forward and Consuela’s music fades out.)
Maria Del Rey: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Maria Del Rey: AND IT’S FOR THE EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP!!! INTRODUCING FIRST… SHE IS OUR CHALLENGER!!! FROM BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS… WEIGHING IN AT 150 POUNDS… SHE IS LADY GOJIRA… CELES DUMONT!!!
(The crowd greets Celes with a mostly positive reaction. They know she’s about to give it her all for the right to be called champion here in EAW.)
Maria Del Rey: AND HER OPPONENT!!! FROM FRIAS, SPAIN… WEIGHING IN AT 120 POUNDS… SHE IS THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… THE SOUL OF EMPIRE… CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!!!
(The crowd erupts for Consuela, but her eyes are on Celes and the weapon she is carrying. Marti Solo checks with both women to make sure they’re ready and calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
CJ Hana: Consuela and Celes start the match by slowly circling one another. Consuela looks pretty weary of that barbed wire bat Celes is wielding, and honestly I don’t really blame her. After last week’s war with Minerva, Celes Dumont has more than proven she has what it takes to bring the fight to absolutely anyone here on the Empire roster.
Gavin Kirkland: But lets not underestimate the small titty Ava. Consuela has been in wars before and walked out victorious. She can handle herself in extreme situations, even ones that aren’t necessarily sexual in nature.
CJ Hana: CELES TAKES A WILD SWING WITH THAT BAT… HOPING TO CONNECT WITH CONSUELA’S FACE! CONSUELA DUCKS THE SHOT AND KNOCKS THE BAT OUT OF CELES’ HANDS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! THE PERFECTIONIST GRABS CELES AND IMMEDIATELY BRINGS HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SNAPMARE! CONSUELA WITH SEVERAL SHOOT STYLE KICKS TO CELES’ BACK! CONSUELA WITH TWO HANDFULS OF HAIR NOW AND SHE BRINGS CELES UP TO HER FEET! CONSUELA WITH THE SIDE HEADLOCK AND SHE BACKS CELES AGAINST THE ROPES! CONSUELA WHIPS CELES ACROSS THE RING AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! CONSUELA GRABS CELES BY THE LEGS AND GOES TO WRAP HER IN A FIGURE FOUR!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT CELES BOOTS CONSUELA IN THE BACKSIDE AND THE CHAMP STUMBLES FORWARD! CELES GETS TO HER FEET AND SHOVES CONSUELA AGAINST THE ROPES! SHE ROLLS HER UP FROM BEHIND BUT CONSUELA ROLLS THROUGH! CONSUELA IS BACK UP TO HER FEET AND SHE TAKES CELES DOWN WITH A DROPKICK! CONSUELA IMMEDIATELY LOOKS FOR AN ARMBAR, BUT CELES ROLLS ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND GRABS THE ROPES!!!
CJ Hana: Smart strategy from Consuela to start this match off with pure wrestling! She is one of the best technical wrestlers on the Empire roster, and Celes is going to be in for an uphill battle if she allows Consuela to work this match how she deems fit. Celes has got to stay off the mat against Consuela, and take the fight to the champion! Celes has pulled herself up, but Consuela has her by the hair and drags her to the center of the ring. Celes fights back by elbowing Consuela in the gut, but Consuela grabs Celes by the wrist and twists Celes’ arm behind her back.
Gavin Kirkland: Celes fights her way out of that, but Consuela maintains control and begins twisting Celes’ wrist. Celes reaches for Consuela’s hair, but Consuela blocks her. Celes drops down to her knees and flips Consuela over. Celes goes for a quick cover, but Consuela doesn’t even allow her to get a one count. Both women return to their feet and start circling one another again. Consuela offers Celes a test of strength and Celes obliges. They’re holding hands!
CJ Hana: But it’s Consuela who gains the upper-hand, and throws her knee up! It connects with Celes’ gut and that allows Consuela to gain control and bring Celes down to the mat with an arm drag. She drops down and locks Celes in a side headlock! Consuela forces both of Celes’ shoulders to the mat!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: Celes rolls her body so she’s back up at an angle, but Consuela maintains control with that headlock. Celes gets her legs up and she grabs Consuela in a head scissors!!! Celes is sitting up now, tightening her grip on Consuela, and the champ is forced to find a way out of this! Personally I don’t mind seeing Consuela’s head trapped between Celes’ legs, and the fact she’s struggling right now is pretty fucking hot, CJ.
CJ Hana: I really don’t know what’s worse. You dogging Celes out and calling her a ‘thing’, or you having this new found crush on her.
Gavin Kirkland: :wow:
CJ Hana: Consuela attempts to bridge out of the headscissors, but Celes reaches for the ropes! Despite the way this match has started, it’s being contested over hardcore rules so Celes using the ropes for leverage is entirely legal! Consuela twists her body around until she gets her feet up under her. She gets herself into a standing position and Celes releases the headscissors. Consuela unleashes one hell of a kick at Celes… BUT CELES CATCHES THE FOOT! SHE SNAPS CONSUELA DOWN TO THE MAT AND IMMEDIATELY GRABS HER FROM BEHIND! CELES DEADLIFTS THE CHAMPION UP AND THROWS HER INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX! CONSUELA’S HEAD SLAMS INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING AND CELES GETS BACK TO HER FEET! CELES IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR THE BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT AND GAVIN! I THINK THE WRESTLING PORTION OF THIS MATCH IS OVER!
Gavin Kirkland: CELES WITH THE BAT AND SHE SWINGS!!!!
CJ Hana: CONSUELA MOVES AND THAT BAT CONNECTS WITH THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING! CONSUELA GRABS CELES FROM BEHIND AND ROLLS HER UP!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOO–
Gavin Kirkland: CELES POWERS OUT AND BOTH WOMEN GET BACK TO THEIR FEET! CELES DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT AND GRABS THE BAT! CONSUELA WHIRLS AROUND AND CELES CONNECTS WITH CONSUELA’S STOMACH! CONSUELA CRUMBLES TO THE MAT AND CELES DROPS DOWN! SHE PLACES THE BAT UNDERNEATH CONSUELA’S CHIN AND SHE’S CHOKING HER WITH IT! THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION IS IN TROUBLE AND SHE’S REACHING FOR THE ROPES! CELES IS HANGING ON FOR DEAR LIFE NOW AS CONSUELA STRUGGLES! CONSUELA FORCES HERSELF UP TO HER KNEES AND SHE PLANTS HER FOREARMS INTO THE MAT! CONSUELA IS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE HER WAY TO THE ROPES NOW! CELES TRIES TO READJUST HER GRIP ON THE BAT, AND THAT ALLOWS CONSUELA TO LUNGE FOR THE ROPES! THERE’S NO ROPE BREAK, BUT CONSUELA IS ABLE TO WRAP HER ARMS AROUND THE BOTTOM ROPE AND PULL HERSELF FORWARD! CELES LETS GO AND THAT ALLOWS CONSUELA TO DROP DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
CJ Hana: CONSUELA IS BLEEDING FROM THE NECK RIGHT NOW BUT SHE’S REACHING UNDER THE APRON! CELES IS ON THE OUTSIDE NOW THOUGH! SHE GRABS CONSUELA BY THE ANKLE AND JERKS HER BACK!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT CONSUELA HAS A KENDO STICK! SHE KICKS CELES BACK AND SCRAMBLES TO HER FEET! CONSUELA BRINGS THE KENDO STICK DOWN ACROSS CELES’ BACK AND CELES GOES DOWN! CONSUELA IS JUST BEATING THE SNOT OUT OF CELES NOW AND LOOK AT THOSE WELTS THAT ARE FORMING ON CELES’ SKIN! CONSUELA SLAMS THE KENDO STICK DOWN ONE MORE TIME AND SHE CRACKS THE THING IN HALF! CONSUELA LOOKS AT THE BROKEN PIECE OF THE KENDO STICK THAT IS LEFT IN HER HAND AND WITHOUT EVEN HESITATING SHE DROPS DOWN AND STABS IT IN CELES’ FOREHEAD! HOLY SHIT!
CJ Hana: I bet Camille Jane Ava taught her to do that!
Gavin Kirkland: DEAD GAWD! CONSUELA HAS DRIVEN THE JAGGEDED END OF THAT KENDO STICK INTO CELES’ HEAD AND SHE IS OPENING UP THE TWISTED SISTER! BLOOD IS POURING FROM CELES’ HEAD BUT CELES IS SMILING! THAT SICK BITCH LOVES THIS AND SO DOES MY DICK! KENDRA HAS GOT TO STOP BOOKING CELES IN THESE KIND OF MATCHES BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE HOW MY COCK REACTS TO THEM!
CJ Hana: CONSUELA LOOKS A LITTLE DISTURBED THAT CELES IS LAUGHING AND SHE DROPS THE WEAPON AND BACKS OFF! CELES SLOWLY RISES TO HER FEET AND TOUCHES HER HAND TO THE BLOOD THAT IS POURING DOWN HER FACE! CELES WIPES HER HAND IN HER BLOOD AND SMEARS IT ACROSS HER OWN CHEST AND SHE SCREAMS AT CONSUELA!!!!
Celes Dumont (Off Mic): GIVE ME MORE!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA LUNGES FOR CELES AND GRABS HER BY THE NECK! CELES SLAMS HER KNEE INTO CONSUELA’S GUT AND CLUBS HER IN THE BACK! CELES WITH AN AXE KICK TO CONSUELA THAT DROPS THE PERFECTIONIST TO THE FLOOR! CELES LOOKS AROUND FOR THE BROKEN KENDO STICK AND SHE LAUGHS MANIACALLY AS SHE PICKS IT UP! SHE HOLDS IT UP LIKE A DAGGER AND SHE BRINGS IT DOWN… STABBING CONSUELA IN THE SHOULDER BLADE!!!!! CELES RIPS THE KENDO STICK OUT OF CONSUELA’S SKIN AND STABS HER AGAIN! AND AGAIN! JESUS CHRIST!
CJ Hana: CELES DROPS HER KENDO STICK DAGGER AND GRABS CONSUELA BY THE HAIR! SHE WHIPS HER INTO THE BARRICADES AND CHARGES FORWARD! RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE! SHE GRABS CONSUELA AND LIFTS HER IN THE AIR!!! CELES TAKES OFF RUNNING WITH CONSUELA ON HER SHOULDERS!!!! RUNNING AIR RAID CRASH INTO THE STEEL RING STEPS!!!! CELES GRABS CONSUELA AND THROWS HER BACK INSIDE THE RING! CELES SCRAMBLES ON TOP OF THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION AND HOOKS THE LEG!!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE–
Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA KICKS OUT! THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION IS STILL ALIVE!
CJ Hana: CELES MOUNTS CONSUELA AND BEGINS PUNCHING HER IN THE HEAD AND FACE! CELES WITH THOSE HARD RIGHT HANDS AND CONSUELA’S MOUTH IS BLEEDING NOW! CELES GRABS CONSUELA BY THE NECK AND BEGINS SLAMMING THE BACK OF CONSUELA’S HEAD INTO THE MAT! CELES LOOKS POSSESSED RIGHT NOW AND SHE IS NOT LETTING UP! CELES GETS BACK TO HER FEET AND QUICKLY PULLS CONSUELA UP! SHE WRAPS HER ARMS AROUND CONSUELA FROM BEHIND AND HITS HER WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! SHE MAINTAINS HER GRIP AND HITS A SECOND! AND NOW CELES IS GOING FOR A THIRD! CELES HANGING ON AND SHE IS GOING FOR A FOURTH! CELES WITH A FOURTH GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CELES LOOKS EXHAUSTED BUT SHE HAS CONSUELA!!!! CONSUELA IS FRAZZLED RIGHT NOW! CELES WITH THE A FIFTH GERMAN SUPLEX AND SHE RELEASES IT!!! THAT COMPLETES THE MULTIPLEX!!! BUT THAT TOOK A LOT OUT OF CELES!!! SHE’S FINALLY ABLE TO CRAWL OVER TO CONSUELA!!! CELES WITH THE COVER!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEE–
CJ Hana: CONSUELA GETS HER SHOULDER UP!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: The shoulder that Celes repeatedly stabbed at that. Consuela is as tough as they come, and you can’t deny the heart and passion she has brought to this match. She knew damn well she was walking into this contest at a disadvantage, but she has rose to the occasion and is showing everyone the grit that made her the only 3-time Specialists Champion in Elite Answers Wrestling history!
CJ Hana: Celes is pulling Consuela back to her feet and the champ is on spaghetti legs right now! Celes unleashes one hell of a slap the Consuela’s kisser and that snaps Consuela’s head to the side! Celes follows it up with a forearm shot and another… and another!!! Consuela is backed into the corner! Celes charges forward!!! She is looking to connect with a corner clothesline! BUT CONSUELA GETS HER FEET UP! SHE CATCHES CELES IN THE FACE!!! CELES FALLS BACK AND CONSUELA FORCES HERSELF OUT OF THE CORNER! CONSUELA LETS OUT A CRY AND KICKS CELES! SHE UNLEASHES ANOTHER KICK! AND ANOTHER! CONSUELA IS USING ALL OF HER ENERGY TO JUST KICK THE SHIT OUT OF CELES AND CELES IS UNABLE TO DEFEND AGAINST THEM!!! CELES SLUMPS OVER AND CONSUELA BEGINS STOMPING THE HELL OUT OF HER! CONSUELA DEFINITELY HAS HER SECOND WIND NOW AND SHE IS JUST KICKING CELES OVER AND OVER IN THE RIBS NOW! CONSUELA LOOKS AROUND THE RING AND SHE SEES THE BASEBALL BAT!!! CONSUELA GRABS THAT BAT AND SHE SLAMS IT INTO CELES’ RIBCAGE! I’M SURE CELES HAS BROKEN RIBS NOW!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA GRABS THE BARBED WIRE AND BEGINS UNWRAPPING IT FROM THE BAT! SHE DOESN’T EVEN GIVE A SHIT THAT THOSE BARBS ARE BITING INTO HER SKIN RIGHT NOW! CONSUELA GETS THAT STUFF UNWRAPPED AND SHE THROWS THE BAT DOWN! CONSUELA DROPS DOWN AND SHE WRAPS THE BARBED WIRE AROUND CELES’ NECK AND STARTS CHOKING HER! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT MS. EXTREME INSTRUCTED HER TO DO EARLIER THIS WEEK! AND CELES ISN’T ABLE TO COUNTER THE WAY CAMILLE DID! CONSUELA TIGHTENS THE BARBED WIRE AND SHE GETS UP… DRAGGING CELES TO THE CORNER! CONSUELA PULLS CELES UP AND SLAMS HER ACROSS THE CHEST WITH A MASSIVE KNIFE EDGE CHOP! CONSUELA WITH ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! SHE IS LIGHTING CELES THE FUCK UP NOW AND CONSUELA GOES FOR FINAL CHOP!
CJ Hana: CONSUELA BACKS OFF AND SHE RUSHES TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! CONSUELA RUNS!!! FACEWASH TO CELES!!!! CONSUELA GOES FOR A SECOND!!!! AND NOW CONSUELA WITH A THIRD RUNNING FACEWASH!!!! CELES IS OUT OF IT AND CONSUELA BACKS UP TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! THE CHAMP RUNS FORWARD! FLYING CLOTHESLINE! CELES’ HEAD VIOLENTLY SNAPS BACK AND CONSUELA GRABS CELES BY THE HAIR! CONSUELA WITH A KNEE TO CELES’ FACE! CONSUELA GRABS CELES AND LOOKS TO RUN THEM BOTH FORWARD BUT CELES RAKES HER ACROSS THE FACE OUT OF SHEER DESPERATION! CELES HAD TO DO SOMETHING TO STOP CONSUELA’S MOMENTUM AND SHE QUICKLY DROPS TO THE MAT AND ROLLS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: BUT THAT RAKE TO THE FACE BARELY PHASED THE CHAMPION!!! CONSUELA SEES CELES ON THE OUTSIDE AND SHE CROUCHES DOWN!!! CELES IS TRYING TO GET BACK TO HER FEET!!!! CONSUELA SEES CELES BACK UP AND SHE RUSHES TO THE CORNER!!! CONSUELA JUMPS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLES!!! :damn:!!!!!!!
CJ Hana: :damn:!!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: TWISTING ASAI MOONSAULT!!!!! LEMONLIGHT CONNECTS WITH CELES!!!! CELES IS DOWN!!! CONSUELA IS DOWN!!! THESE TWO WOMEN ARE BOTH DOWN!!! THIS CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AND THEY’RE CHANTING BOTH OF THESE WOMEN’S NAMES!!! CELES! CONSUELA! CELES! CONSUELA!
CJ Hana: CONSUELA IS THE FIRST WOMAN TO SIT UP AND SHE LOOKS AROUND! THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION SEES CELES DOWN AND SHE CRAWLS OVER TO HER! CONSUELA GETS ON TOP OF CELES AND SHE IS HAMMERING AWAY ON HER! CONSUELA’S FISTS ARE REOPENING THAT WOUND FROM EARLIER AND FRESH BLOOD IS POURING DOWN CELES’ FACE!!! CONSUELA GETS UP AND PULLS CELES UP WITH HER! SHE BOUNCES CELES’ FACE OFF THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING AND TOSSES HER BACK INSIDE! CONSUELA CLIMBS BACK IN AS WELL! CONSUELA STANDS OVER CELES AND SHE CALLS FOR THE SUELA LOCK!!!!
Gavin Kirkland: CONSUELA DROPS DOWN TO THE MAT AND GOES TO LOCK CELES IN THE SUELA LOCK! BUT LOOK AT CELES! SHE SOMEHOW GRABS CONSUELA!!! SHE GRABS CONSUELA BY THE LEG AND LOCKS HER IN A KNEE BAR! CONSUELA IS TRAPPED IN THAT KNEE BAR!!! THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION IS TRYING TO GET TO THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN BUT CELES DUMONT IS DETERMINED TO WIN THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPIONSHIP HERE TONIGHT! CELES IS HANGING ON WITH ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING THAT SHE’S GOT AND SHE DOESN’T SEE THAT CONSUELA’S FINGERTIPS ARE BRUSHING THAT BAT! CONSUELA IS DESPERATELY TRYING TO GRAB THE BAT AND SHE’S GOT IT! CJ!!! CONSUELA HAS THE BASEBALL BAT! CONSUELA FIGHTING THROUGH ALL THE PAIN AND SHE SWINGS!!! THE BAT CRACKS CELES IN THE SKULL AND CELES FALLS BACK!
CJ Hana: I’M PRETTY SURE THAT KNOCKED CELES OUT COLD!!! CONSUELA IS CRAWLING OVER TO CELES!!! SHE GRABS THAT BARBED WIRE THAT IS STILL WRAPPED AROUND CELES’ THROAT AND TIGHTENS IT!!! CONSUELA LOCKS CELES IN A CHOKE, WRAPPING HER GOOD LEG AROUND CELES’ BODY!!!! BOTH WOMEN ARE COVERED IN BLOOD AND NOW CELES IS BLEEDING FROM THE NECK AS WELL! CONSUELA SCREAMS AT MARTI SOLO TO CHECK ON CELES AND THAT’S IT!!! CALL THE MATCH!!!! CELES IS OUT!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Maria Del Rey: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… YOUR WINNER BY TKO AND STILL EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!!!!
(Consuela releases the choke and lets out a victory cry. “We Appreciate Power” by Grimes hits the PA system and Marti Solo hands Consuela her Specialists Championship.)
Gavin Kirkland: What a fucking victory for Consuela Rose Ava here tonight! If this first defense is anything to go by, then Consuela might end up having one of the best Specialists Championship reigns of all time.
CJ Hana: That was one hell of a match. I don’t even know what to say. Celes Dumont continues to prove that she will go to any lengths to be successful here in Elite Answers Wrestling, and Consuela just showed the entire world that a pure wrestler can get extreme when she needs too. Never, ever underestimate an Ava and what they’re capable of doing inside that ring. Damn.
(Consuela staggers to her feet and holds the championship in the air. The thrill and emotion of victory is written all over her face.)
Gavin Kirkland: What a night here on Empire. The road to Pain for Pride is heating up and I can’t wait to see what’s going to happen at Terminus.
CJ Hana: :whew: Literally same.
(The final scene before Empire goes off the air is of Consuela celebrating in the center of the ring, leaning onto the ropes as she holds her Specialists Championship high.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
