(EAW Intro plays)
(A photo montage of 2019 slowly falls together, ranging from King of Elite through to Pain For Pride and through to Road To Redemption. The photos fade into the dark background as they draw further and further away from the camera)
Narrator: Another year comes to yet another thrilling conclusion…
(The montage speeds up, blurring the photos before coming to a halt on a video walking behind the crowd at the Rogers Center with the Extreme Elimination Chamber in the distance. 12-15 appears on the screen for a moment)
Narrator: Our final stop of the year.
(The video changes to an overview of the crowd, in the far corner of the Rogers Center. “ROAD TO REDEMPTION” stretched across the width of the screen with the faint sound of the crowd cheering, lights blaring bright, shining around the stadium.)
(“Crowbar” by Frank Carter & The Rattlesnakes plays as a series of highlights from the events play across the screen, showing different Elitists hitting their finishing moves to win matches and standing victorious. It shows Constance Blevins ripping down the Unified Tag Team Championships in the TLC match. It cuts to Raven Roberts walking away from the valiant Jenny Cien with her championship still in her possession before immediately cutting to a slow moving image of the Extreme Elimination Chamber being lowered down)
Narrator: Even inside hell itself!
(The clips shift to Darcy May Morgan walking out of the Extreme Elimination Chamber with the Specialists Championship in her hands)
Narrator: It was a night where one champion harnessed the fire within himself to survive the fires Satan’s own citadel.
(TLA sits in the middle of the chamber with his World Heavyweight Championship in his grasp. The vision erratically cuts to a moment in the match.)
Jake Mercer: SHE’S DEAD!!!!!!!! SHE’S FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!
(The scene frantically shows the chamber exploding on Kassidy Heart before jolting back to the calm scene of TLA victorious. It erratically cuts to another moment from the match)
Stew-O: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The footage cuts to TLA delivering the Mexican Destroyer from the top of the pod, sending Drake King crashing down into The Visual Prophet. The scene jolts back to the victorious still in the seated position…)
Jake Mercer: I CAN’T…I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW.
(The camera cuts to black)
Narrator: A night where irresistible forces…were brought to a screeching halt.
(The roar of the crowd can be heard with just a black screen)
Narrator: Now Queens and Goddesses rule…
James Peters: NO WAY–
(The footage snaps back to Charlie Marr staring a hole right at the returning Malcolm Jones through the steel chains of the chamber)
James Peters: NO FUCKING WAY!
(The footage bleeds into Andrea Valentine with the whip wrapped across the throat of Charlie Marr; still images flowing into one another show Marr slowly fading as the scene fades to black. A brief pause follows…)
Rich Russillo: THE REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER!
(The scene comes back to life with Andrea Valentine collapsed on the canvas before transitioning to her standing tall with the EAW World Championship and The Beating Hearts standing beside her before finally fading to black for a brief moment)
(The images suddenly jolt to Xander Payne driving the sledgehammer into the back of Mr. DEDEDE’s head. A series of images slowly showing DDD falling to the canvas with Xander Payne standing over him screaming…)
Xander Payne (off mic): THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY TIME!
(The images fade to the sledgehammer on the ground)
Xander Payne (off mic): MY TIME! DO YOU HEAR ME?!? YOU ARE NOT SUPERIOR! I AM SUPERIOR!
(The image cuts to Jamie picking up the sledgehammer)
Deadprez: MY GOD!
(A series of frames shows the sledgehammer hurling down towards the mouth of Mr. DEDEDE before cutting to black before the impact with the gasps of the audience echoing)
Narrator: NOW A GODDESS REIGNS SUPREME!
(The scene cuts to Cameron connecting with the Goddess’ Touch before pulling Jamie back to his feet and hitting the Stardust Breaker on him. The loud echo of the crowd counting “ONE…TWO…THREE!” is heard before it cuts to Cameron with the Answers World Championship being wrapped around her waist. Slowly it fades to her standing on top of the chamber, victorious and celebrating her victory)
Narrator: And now we celebrate. One of the greatest calendar years we’ve had. We recognise and we praise the success of our Elitists on the most wonderful night of the year.
(An overview shot of Dubai with snow falling across the screen. It pans across city’s ever changing skyline before panning to the Burj Khalifa’s LEDs and lights lit up like a Christmas tree before fading to black)
(The camera opens up inside The Sevens Stadium in Dubai, UAE. Screaming fans cheer as the lights flash around the stadium. The stage is modeled around a 60 ft. lit-up Christmas Tree and is designed with surrounding presents.)
(SCREENBAR – SOLD OUT)
Stew-O: HOT OFF THE HEELS OF AN UNFORGETTABLE AND MEMORABLE NIGHT IN MONTREAL, ROAD TO REDEMPTION IS IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR AND ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING HAS DITCHED THE CAR FOR A PLANE, TRAVELLING ACROSS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD TO THE ARID DESERTS OF THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TO CHRISTMAS IN DUBAI! I’M STEW-O CHECKING IN FOR THE FINAL SHOW OF NOT JUST THIS YEAR, BUT THIS ENTIRE DECADE! AND I’M JOINED WITH NONE OTHER THAN DEADPREZ FROM SHOWDOWN!
Deadprez: Thanks Stew! And I can’t believe it. It survived. It survived this long…a decade. A whole decade– that’s TEN years! We’re still here and this company is bigger than it’s ever been! Well and truly over 40,000 fans packed into this incredible venue highlighting just how strong EAW is finishing 2019 and this decade and how strong it is going into a brand new one. And you know what? With the likes of Andrea Valentine dethroning Charlie Marr and Cameron Ella Ava finally – FINALLY – realising her dream, I think it’s safe to say this isn’t just a new year or a new decade, it’s a whole new ERA for this company!
Stew-O: It hasn’t been without its challengers and we can get to close the decade out with this massive show. Matches unrestricted by brand limitations, opportunities for talent to shine, we have it all here tonight on Christmas In Dubai! HOWEVER! Also tonight we’re going to celebrate a wonderful, incredible twelve months with the annual EAW Awards. We have a staggering 22 awards to give out here tonight so let’s not waste anymore time and send it over to our host for this evening GAVIN KIRKLAND!
(The camera fades and pans to Gavin Kirkland standing on a seperate, golden platform, connected by a gold walkway)
Gavin Kirkland: Welcome to the 2019 EAW Awards! I’m honoured to be the host of this spectacular event! :wow: where do we even begin? This year we’ve had a staggering 18 marquee events and every other week we maintained incredible episodes of Dynasty, Voltage and Showdown. We had 43 different title changes :wow: And I don’t even want to begin to count the amount of incredible matches and moments we’ve all been fortunate enough to witness.
(The crowd roars with cheers)
Gavin Kirkland: It’s just been an incredible year and I couldn’t be any more proud to be standing here, ready to present the awards for some very deserving Elitists :mjcry: But enough with the sentiments! Let’s kick things off with the Rookie of the Year award!
(A highlight reel plays for the 2019 Rookie of the Year nominees:
The Visual Prophet
Darcy May Morgan
Gavin Kirkland: And the winner of the 2019 Rookie of the Year award is….
(Gavin pops the envelope)
Gavin Kirkland: :wow: :wow: :wow: THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!
(‘Another One Bites The Dust’ by Queen hits as The Visual Prophet steps out onto the stage to an incredible ovation from the crowd. Viz steps onto the platform and collects the Rookie of the Year award from Gavin Kikrland. Gavin shakes his hand and congratulates him before stepping down from the set. Viz turns to the crowd and places the award on the glass plane of the podium. ‘Another One Bites The Dust’ fades)
The Visual Prophet: Man. You think you know exactly what you will say when you replay these moments in your head…man. So, thing is…I had a seriously talent class to be aligned with in 2019. Legit. I joined at the end of 2018 and went from the top of the year to the very end and I made it clear as I possibly could that I was going to be every bit as good as advertised just one year ago to this day. Taking over the name, the mantle, the persona that came with the short lived run that the old Visual Prophet started…subverting everyone’s expectations as I forged my own path…it wasn’t easy. It wasn’t supposed to be easy. I never wanted things to feel easy. Even If I said it was effortless or made it seem effortless, know it wasn’t. Hard work got me here. Dedication got me further. Most importantly, getting everyone’s attention from the elitist in the back to the fans out in those seats every single night got me to this moment. It will get me to even bigger moments, bigger stages, more grand situations and I welcome you all to enjoy this Visual Prophet experience all of 2020 like you did for 2019. Half of season 12 and half of season 13, I was the most hated newcomer to ever join EAW but the respect I earned is clear. Wins, losses, draws…the records and accolades came and despite my biggest critics and detractors, it’s not many elitist walking around here with a better resume than me right now.
The Visual Prophet: I keep hearing about curses and if they can ever be broken. As a spirit slasher, slut slayer, miracle working, water walking fable in the flesh…I promise you that no curse imposed on me for winning this award will matter as far as the future goes. I will be a champion again VERY very soon. You can bet your bottom dollar on that much being true. To all the men and women I faced this past year, thank you for making me better in various ways. Big thanks to Impact, Dedede, Raven Roberts, Noah Reigner, SOSA Henderson, Malcolm Jones, Kassidy Heart, TLA, Chris Elite, and even you Daryl Kinkade. Those matches did just as much for me as winning the New Breed title did. To Rex, Drake, DMM, Andrea Valentine, Cage, and everyone else I managed to get a win over…thanks for being apart of this legacy I’ve began to build and I’ll gladly run the fade back like a Barber with any of you people no matter what brand you reside on.
The Visual Prophet: As for 2020, it’s clearly going to be Viewy’s year. Big Vision on a mission. Blessed and highly favored. Smelling like Chanel and delivering this shit every single day like the mail. Ye. Alright. I’m out.
Deadprez: Big things lie ahead for Viewy P Newton come 2020, congrats on this much deserved accolade! He claims he’s all about breaking curses, well he will surely need to put his money where his mouth is because not only did he capture Rookie of the Year, but the ever so controversial Next Up in 2020 award as well, congrats to him on that!
Stew-O: His trophy case will be a tad bit bigger than it was when this day began that’s for sure, because he also alongside Chris Elite captured the award for Extreme Moment of the Year for their little incident at Midsummer Massacre. More awards to come shortly but for now let’s get into some action!
(The camera cuts to Bella Braxton in the middle of the ring. The 3 team comprised of 4 people from each brand are each in their separate corners)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a TRIPLE THREAT TAG MATCH! And it is for, BRAND BRAGGING RIGHTS!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this triple threat tag team match is underway! Ronan Malosi starts it off for Dynasty, Korey Gaines starts it off for Voltage, and Dray Fontana starts it off for Showdown! Korey running at Ronan but Ronan quickly decapitates him with a big boot! Dray quickly attacking with a running forearm pushing Ronan into the corner! Dray with multiple punches trying to keep the big man in the corner as Ronan pushes away! KOREY WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF RONAN! Ronan stumbling down to knee but he’s quickly getting up as Dray runs at him! RONAN LIFTING DRAY OVER HIS HEAD AND SLAMMING HIM DOWN THE GROUND!
Deadprez: Korey running at Ronan and taking hitting him with a jumping knee! Ronan falls to a knee as Korey runs to the ropes and leaps! HURRICANRANA TAKES RONAN DOWN! Ronan is down as Korey jumps up to the top rope looking to fly! But Mike Gambino grabs Korey and pushes him off the top rope! Mike using a dirty strategy as he reaches his hand out to Ronan for that quick tag into the match!
Stew-O: Mike is in this match as he quickly goes after Korey kicking him making sure he goes down! Dray running at Mike and pushing him back with a punch right to his face! Mike stumbles back into the corner as Dray runs at him once more. Mike attempts a kick to the face but Dray grabs his foot. DRAY LAUNCHING MIKE ACROSS THE RING! But Korey with a dropkick right to the back of Dray as he falls down to the ground! Korey grabbing Dray and throwing him out of the ring making it one less threat to worry about as he brings Mike up. Mike with a stiff kick to the gut sending Korey down to a knee!
Deadprez: Mike gaining some separation from Korey giving him some time to run the ropes. KOREY SENDS MIKE DOWN WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Dray rolling into the ring taking Korey by surprise as he grabs him. DRAY WITH A BACK SUPLEX AS KOREY LANDS RIGHT ON HIS NECK! Korey rolls back as he lays his head on the bottom rope. Mike stumbling up as Dray runs to him. MIKE WITH SNAKE EYES ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE SENDING DRAY DOWN! Dray still up as Mike grabs him. BACK SUPLEX! NO! Dray lands on his feet as Mike falls into a sitting position! KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF MIKE!
Stew-O: Mike gets his head knocked off as he’s down. KOREY FROM BEHIND WITH A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER! Dray bouncing off the canvas to the ground as Korey is going for a tag!
Deadprez: Link Rexx tagged in on Voltage’s side! This is his debut match so I’m sure he wants to make this count. LINK WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF MIKE! Dray up to his feet as he runs to Link. Clothesline attempt by Dray misses as Link ducks under! LINK WITH A PELE KICK! Everyone down in the ring but Mike is quickly getting up. MIKE WITH A CHOP BLOCK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF LINK’S KNEE SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Link is stunned as Mike runs the ropes. BIG BOOT SENDS LINK DOWN! Link is out as Mike attempts a pin!
Stew-O: LINK KICKS OUT! Mike up to his feet as Dray gets up and runs towards Mike. Mike with a forearm strike right to the side of his face pushing him back! Mike with another one as Dray falls to a knee and Mike quickly lifts him up. MIKE WITH A POWERBOMB! Dray bouncing off the canvas once more as he’s down. Mike bringing Link up but Link quickly irish whipping Mike! Link with a clothesline sending Mike back! Mike falls to the ropes as Link runs to him. LINK WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING MIKE OVER THE TOP ROPE! Wait look Dray crawling over to his corner as he’s looking for a tag!
Deadprez: Shaker Jones from Showdown is tagged in! Link focusing on Shaker but not before he clobbers him with a clothesline! Shaker runs to the ropes but Mike quickly grabbing his leg stopping him in his tracks. Shaker diverting his attention to Mike as he grabs the ropes. Shaker kicking Mike away! But Mike grabbing the legs of Shaker just before impact and pulling him out of the ring. Shaker is stunned as he falls flat on his back as Mike brings him up. MIKE THROWING SHAKER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Stew-O: Shaker is down as Mike rolls back into the ring. Link is up to his feet as Mike grabs him and lifts him up into a powerbomb position! But Link is fighting out with multiple punches to the face as Mike is forced to bring him down! Link grabbing Mike by the back and pushing him into the empty corner! Mike turning around as Link grabs him and turns. NECKBREAKER TAKES MIKE DOWN!
Deadprez: Shaker rolls into the ring as Link quickly goes over to him to grab him. But Shaker slamming him down to the ground with a thud! Shaker with multiple punches pummeling into the face of Link as he tries his best to block and escape! Link managing to grab the ropes and pull himself out to the apron as Shaker gets up to his feet clueless. Link up to the top rope as he leaps off. CROSSBODY BY LINK! WAIT! Shaker catches Link in mid air! Shaker lifting him up as Link is helpless in this position! BODYSLAM TAKES LINK DOWN!
Stew-O: Shaker bringing Link up again as he lifts him into a powerbomb position. WAIT! MIKE IS BACK IN THIS MATCH WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE BACK OF SHAKER’S HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN! Only one up now is Mike as he goes for the tag in his corner!
Deadprez: Nathan Von Liebert from the Dynasty side is in as he runs to Link as he gets to his feet. SHINING WIZARD TAKES LINK DOWN! Shaker is up on his feet to his feet as he swings for the fences. Nathan ducks under as Shaker spins 180 degrees! NATHAN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX TAKING SHAKER DOWN AS WELL! Link up again as he kicks Nathan down to a knee. Link grabbing Nathan and lifting him up! BRAINBUSTER! NO! Nathan drops his weight and pushes Link away! NATHAN WITH A HEADBUTT KNOCKING LINK RIGHT OUT!
Stew-O: Shaker with a forearm as he manages to push Nathan back! But Nathan fires back with another! Shaker with a irish whip sending Nathan into the corner. Nathan bouncing out of the corner though as he runs at Shaker. SHAKER TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A LARIAT! Nathan is quickly getting up as he blocks a punch from Shaker. NATHAN WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER TAKING SHAKER DOWN!
Deadprez: Link grabbing his head as he gets to his feet and Nathan walks over to him. NATHAN WITH A HEADBUTT! NO! Link barely blocks it and gets pushed back. Link with a kick to the gut doubling Nathan over as he grabs him! DDT BY LINK TAKES DOWN NATHAN! Link stumbling over to his corner I think looking to tag in one of his partners!
Stew-O: Zak Simmons is tagged in from the Voltage side as he wastes no time entering the ring looking to pick up the pieces of this match! Shaker running at Zak realizing the predicament he’s in. ZAK WITH A BELLY TO BELLY! Zak going over to Shaker again but Nathan is up. Chop block sends Zak to a knee! That’s weaken Zak just enough to leave him open for an attack as Nathan irish whips him into the corner. Nathan running at Zak. Nathan with a clothesline takes him out! Look Shaker is up once more as he runs at Nathan but Nathan already sees it! PUMP KICK! PUMP KICK CONNECTS ON SHAKER AS HE MOVES BACK BUT NATHAN ISN’T DONE! STRAIGHT JACKET DROP! REVERSE IMPLANT DDT CONNECTS AS NATHAN GOES FOR THE PIN ON SHAKER!
Bella Braxton: SHAKER JONES HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Deadprez: Shaker Jones from Showdown eliminated as it cuts down to 3 people from their team. The Ringmaster entering for Showdown as he wastes no time going for Nathan catching him off guard. POWER CLOTHESLINE FLIPS NATHAN INSIDE OUT! Zak is up to his feet as he begins to run over to The Ringmaster. BELLY TO BELLY TAKES ZAK OUT! But Zak is still getting up as he puts up a good fight against The Ringmaster. Zak with a forearm firing shot to The Ringmaster as he gets pushed back. BUT THE RINGMASTER WITH A CLOBBERING STRIKE RIGHT TO HIS FACE TAKES HIM DOWN!
Stew-O: Zak trying to crawl to his corner but The Ringmaster drags him to the center of the ring. Zak still pushing it as he reaches for the ropes. But The Ringmaster stomps right on his head! Nathan is up though as he’s waiting for The Ringmaster to turn around. The Ringmaster turns as he catches the eye of Nathan! NATHAN TACKLES THE RINGMASTER DOWN! NATHAN WITH MULTIPLE PUNCHES RIGHT TO HIS FACE TRYING TO KEEP HIM DOWN FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE! Wait what is Zak doing? Zak ripping Nathan off him as he lifts Nathan up. PILEDRIVER TAKES NATHAN OUT! Nathan stumbles to his corner as he barely reaches out for the tag!
Deadprez: Angel de Plata Jr. from Dynasty enters the match! Angel not entering the ring as I think he’s waiting for Zak to notice him. ANGEL WITH A SPRINGBOARD ARM DRAG! The Ringmaster is up to his feet as he notices Angel. The Ringmaster kicking him right in the gut! But Angel blocks it! DRAGON SCREW TAKES THE RINGMASTER DOWN! Angel going up to the top rope as The Ringmaster gets to his feet slowly. ANGEL TAKES DOWN THE RINGMASTER WITH A CROSSBODY!
Stew-O: Zak has managed to get to his feet as his priority is not on getting the tag in anymore as he goes to attack Angel! Zak with a forearm but Angel ducks it as Angel attempts a roundhouse kick but Zak blocks it and pushes it away! Angel sliding down trying to take Zak down from below but Zak jumps over it! Zak attempting somewhat of a double footstomp as Angel rolls out of the way of that! Angel up to his feet but Zak with a vicious left hook stopping him right in his tracks. Zak lifts him up I think he’s going for the Elite Ending! ELITE ENDING!
Deadprez: OH MY! ANGEL SLIPS OUT OF THE FIREMAN’S CARRY KNEE JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME AS ZAK IS STUNNED! ZAK DOESN’T SEE HIM COMING AS ANGEL PULLS HIM IN! CRANIOTOMY! SPINNING PACKAGE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS AS ANGEL GOES FOR THE PIN ON ZAK!
Bella Braxton: ZAK SIMMONS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Stew-O: A sore goodbye for The Machine as there leaves only 3 people left on the Voltage roster as Komatsu Ogawa enters for their team. Komatsu wasting no time not letting Angel get up as he runs towards him. DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER TAKES ANGEL DOWN! THE RINGMASTER IS UP AS HE CATCHES KOMATSU OFF GUARD WITH A HEADBUTT! The Ringmaster taking no prisoners as he brings Angel up to his feet and onto his shoulders what is he thinking?! THE RINGMASTER SLAMS ANGEL BACKFIRST INTO THE CORNER!
Deadprez: That’s one way to take a person out of a match as Komatsu pulls himself up to his feet in the corner as The Ringmaster begins to notice. The Ringmaster running at Komatsu looking to bury him in the corner! BUT KOMATSU MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS THERE’S NOBODY HOME FOR THE RINGMASTER! The Ringmaster turns around as Komatsu practically stalks him waiting for him. OH MY! KOMATSU LIFTING THE RINGMASTER UP INTO A PILEDRIVER POSITION! WHAT STRENGTH AS KOMATSU TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK PILEDRIVER!
Stew-O: Angel slowly pulling himself back up to his feet as Komatsu goes up to him. BUT ANGEL WITH A REVERSE STO INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE TAKES HIM OUT! Komatsu down as he manages to pull himself out of the ring looking to take a breather. Angel looking to join him on the outside as he goes onto the apron. But The Ringmaster is up as he lands a punch onto Angel! Angel barely hanging on to the ropes as The Ringmaster grabs a hold of Angel and lifts him up! SUPLEX THROWS ANGEL BACK INTO THE INSIDE OF THE RING!
Deadprez: Komatsu rolling back into the ring as he runs right after The Ringmaster as The Ringmaster goes for a clothesline. Komatsu ducking under the clothesline and stopping right in his tracks behind The Ringmaster. The Ringmaster turns as Komatsu nails him with a discus elbow strike! The Ringmaster falls to a knee as Komatsu grabs him looking for another double underhook piledriver since he had luck with it the first time! BUT ANGEL! ANGEL WITH A CROSSBODY OFF THE TOP ROPE AGAIN TAKING OUT EVERYONE! Komatsu stumbling up to his feet as he goes for a swing on Angel! Angel ducking as he sends him into a irish whip into his corner I think he’s looking for a tag!
Stew-O: Ronan Malosi tagged in from the Dynasty side as he enters. RONAN WASTING NO TIME DECAPITATING KOMATSU WITH A BIG BOOT! Komatsu crumbling down as The Ringmaster is up to his feet as he runs towards Ronan. RONAN WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM TAKING THE RINGMASTER DOWN! Ronan bringing The Ringmaster up as he sends him into a corner. The Ringmaster wasting no time though as he runs back to Ronan. BUT RONAN GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT! Ronan dragging The Ringmaster relentlessly to the ropes. MY GOD! RONAN WITH AN APRON CHOKESLAM AS THE RINGMASTER LANDS BACKFIRST ONTO THE APRON AND TUMBLES TO THE OUTSIDE!
Deadprez: Komatsu running at Ronan with a knee right to the gut as Ronan is pushed back! Komatsu with multiple punches trying to keep Ronan down but Ronan is fighting back. Ronan with punches but Komatsu still isn’t giving up. Komatsu with a knee right to the face! Ronan is stunned as I think Komatsu is going for Mind Bender! BUT RONAN LIFTS KOMATSU OVER HIS HEAD AS HE FALLS FLAT TO THE GROUND! Komatsu stumbling up to his feet as Ronan is waiting for him. SLINGSHOT POWERBOMB! ELEMENT OF DANGER CONNECTS AS RONAN GOES FOR THE PIN!
Bella Braxton: KOMATSU OGAWA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Stew-O: Dynasty with back to back eliminations as Voltage is cut down to 2! The team of Korey and Link clearly look frustrated as Korey enters for his team. The Ringmaster is crawling to his corner looking for the tag!
Deadprez: Santo Muerte from Showdown tagged into the match as he enters the ring. Santo quickly going after Ronan as Ronan side steps him as he launches into the ropes. SANTO WITH A HURRICANRANA TAKING RONAN DOWN! Korey running at Santo wasting no time jumping right on him and attacking him with punches! Korey managing to push him into the corner as Santo is keeping equal level with him. Korey sending him into a irish whip to the ropes. But Santo quickly stopping himself grabbing a hold of the ropes as Korey attempts a dropkick yet Korey is quickly getting up and still running at Santo. KOREY SENDING SANTO OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Santo stumbling up to his feet as he grabs the barricade looking to roll into the ring but Korey! TOPE SUICIDA TAKES SANTO DOWN!
Stew-O: Korey rolling Santo into the ring as he rolls in himself. But Ronan grabbing Korey and lifting him up! RONAN WITH A POWERBOMB SLAMMING KOREY NECK FIRST RIGHT INTO THE CORNER! Santo is up as he runs at Ronan with a clothesline! Ronan taking a step back as he lands a sickening punch right to the side of Santo! Santo going in on Ronan trying to cave his gut with multiple punches! Ronan finally falling to a knee as he barely pushes Santo away! BUT SANTO WITH A RUNNING KNEE TAKING RONAN DOWN!
Deadprez: Korey on the apron as he waits for Santo to notice! SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE TAKES SANTO DOWN! Santo rolling up but Korey is quicker as he hops up looking for a hurricanrana! BUT SANTO KEEPS HIM IN THE AIR! SANTO SLAMS KOREY RIGHT ONTO THE GROUND! Ronan up to his feet! HE MAULS THROUGH SANTO TAKING HIM DOWN! Ronan falls into a corner as I think he looks to finish off Korey as he gets to his feet!
Stew-O: WHAT?! MIKE GAMBINO TAGS HIMSELF IN! Ronan had this in the bag but Mike wants to finish this himself! Mike runs at Korey with a ruthless intent. KOREY WITH A SUPERKICK AS MIKE GETS KNOCKED DOWN! Korey going to the top rope as Mike is helpless. 405! KOREY IMPALES RIGHT INTO MIKE WITH A IMPLODING 450 AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
Bella Braxton: MIKE GAMBINO HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Deadprez: That was a very unflattering way to be eliminated as Ronan enters this match once more for his team. I’ll admit he looks livid he could’ve finished off Korey but Mike attempted to take the spotlight for himself. Ronan running at Korey as Korey barely rolls out of the way! Korey up to his feet as Ronan isnt letting in a blink as he runs towards Korey. RONAN WITH A BIG BOOT TAKING DOWN KOREY! Santo pouncing on Ronan before he can do anything as Santo attacks him with furious punches to the back of Ronan’s head! BUT RONAN DROPPING DOWN BACK FIRST CRUSHING SANTO!
Stew-O: Santo rolling out of the ring as Korey has managed to pull himself up using the ropes. Korey still fighting as he runs at Ronan! JUMPING DDT BY KOREY! NO! RONAN CATCHES HIM IN MID AIR! BUT WAIT!
Deadprez: KOREY WAS CLOSE ENOUGH TO HIS CORNER TO GET THE TAG TO LINK REXX! Ronan doesn’t even know as he slams Korey to the ground! LINK WITH A CHOP BLOCK RIGHT TO THE LEG OF RONAN! Ronan stumbles off confused on what’s happening. SANTO TAKING ADVANTAGE WITH AN ENZIGURI CATCHING RONAN AND STOPPING HIM RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS! Ronan falls backwards as Korey is up on his feet looking to inflict damage as well. REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER! RONAN IS DOWN!
Stew-O: Korey going back to his corner as we’re seeing valiant teamwork from Team Voltage with what’s left of them. Link going right for Santo attacking him out of nowhere! Link with multiple punches but Santo was ready as he starts to fight back! Santo with a spinning back kick right to the gut of Link pushing him back! Link moving back as Santo runs at him once more. LINK WITH A DROP TOE HOLD TAKING SANTO DOWN! Link trying to lock in a heel hook but Santo quickly pulling himself away onto the apron using the ropes. Link up to his feet but Ronan grabs him! RONAN WITH A CHOKESLAM BACKBREAKER!
Deadprez: Santo on the apron as Ronan runs towards him. SUICIDE SPEAR SENDS BOTH OF THEM TO THE OUTSIDE! Link getting up barely on the inside as he’s going to the top rope. WHAT IS HE THINKING?! CROSSBODY OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE TAKES EVERYONE OUT! Link rolling both Santo and Ronan in as he rolls in himself. Link yelling at Ronan to get up as he grabs him! BUT RONAN WITH A BEAR HUG! RONAN SQUEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF LINK AS LINK IS STRUGGLING TO ESCAPE! WAIT! SANTO TACKLING RONAN! EVERYONE DOWN!
Stew-O: Santo bringing Ronan up what is he thinking?! THE FINAL BREATH! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER CONNECTS AS SANTO GOES FOR THE PIN ON RONAN!
Bella Braxton: RONAN MALOSI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Deadprez: Possibly the greatest threat in this match is out as Nathan Von Liebert enters the match for Dynasty. Nathan running at Santo as he takes him down with a CLOTHESLINE! Link rolls into the ring and turns around Nathan though as he takes him down with a NECKBREAKER! Santo kips up to his feet as he runs to the ropes. LINK CATCHES HIM WITH A DROPKICK! Santo doesn’t fall though as he goes for a superkick! But Link ducks under as Santo bounces off the ropes and hits him with a lariat! Santo bringing Link up and pushing him into the corner as he goes for the tag!
Stew-O: Dray Fontana is tagged in! Santo irish whipping Link right into Dray! DRAY WITH A STIFF PUNCH RIGHT TO THE FACE OF LINK! Link stumbling up as he runs to Dray! BUT DRAY WITH A ROLLING KNEEBAR! Link screams in pain as he turns he’s looking to tag in Korey! Link is a fingertip away! But Dray releasing the hold and dragging him to the center of the ring. But Link turning to his back and kicking Dray right in the face! Dray getting pushed away as Link gets to his feet and leaps to his corner!
Deadprez: Korey Gaines tagged in! Dray running at Korey trying to take him out early. BUT KOREY WITH A SLINGSHOT SPEAR TAKING HIM DOWN! Nathan up on his feet as Korey rolls through. KOREY GOING FOR A SPANISH FLY! NO! NATHAN WITH A HEADBUTT TAKING HIM OUT! Dray getting up clutching his gut as he runs at Nathan. NATHAN GRABBING DRAY AND THROWING HIM SHOULDERFIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! Dray stumbles out as Nathan waits for him. BUT DRAY WITH A BACKFIST RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF NATHAN’S FACE!
Stew-O: Nathan pushed back as he quickly runs over to Dray. DRAY WITH A JUMPING KNEE SENDING HIM TO A KNEE! Dray running to the ropes I think he’s looking for The Paramount! OH MY DETONATION KICK! KOREY OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF DRAY! Dray stumbles to a KNEE as Nathan wastes no time bringing him in! GORILLA PRESS! UPPERCUT! DD CONNECTS AS NATHAN GOES FOR THE PIN ON DRAY!
Bella Braxton: DRAY FONTANA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Deadprez: As such the numbers dwindle down faster than they rose. As such 6 are left from this match. 2 Dynasty, 2 Showdown, 2 Voltage. The Ringmaster entering this match for Showdown as he runs at Nathan! CLOTHESLINE! NO! NATHAN DUCKS UNDER THE RINGMASTER’S ATTEMPT! Nathan grabs him from behind but The Ringmaster quickly responds with an elbow right to his face! Korey up as he readies up! SUPERKICK! BUT THE RINGMASTER DUCKS UNDER AS IT CONNECTS ON NATHAN! The Ringmaster grabs Korey as he lifts him up! GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS ON KOREY!
Stew-O: Nathan crawls to his corner reaching out. But The Ringmaster grabs him by the back of his head lifting him up! THE RINGMASTER SLAMS NATHAN DOWN FACE FIRST! Korey bringing himself up as he fires a forearm right at The Ringmaster! BUT THE RINGMASTER WITH A CLUBBING BLOW RIGHT TO HIS FACE! Korey is still up though as he’s fighting back with punches right to The Ringmaster. Nathan looking to join Korey to take down The Ringmaster! BUT NATHAN WITH A BIG BOOT RIGHT TO THE BACK OF KOREY’S HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN! THEY’RE ALL AGAINST EACH OTHER IN THIS MATCH!
Deadprez: Korey is stunned as he begins to crawl to his corner as Nathan follows. But The Ringmaster grabbing Nathan’s leg as he pulls him down! This giving enough time for The Ringmaster to get up as both of them get to their feet! RUNNING JUMPING SPLASH CRUSHES NATHAN! But Korey reaches out to his corner!
Stew-O: Link Rexx tagged into this match! Link jumps into this match as The Ringmaster runs at him. LINK WITH A SUPERKICK! The Ringmaster falls to a knee as Link sets him up. ANOTHER ONE TAKES THE RINGMASTER DOWN! Link bringing Nathan up as he lands a punch on him. Nathan trying to seperate from Link as he lands multiple punches right to his face. But Link grabs Nathan by the head! LINK WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT PUSHING NATHAN INTO THE CORNER!
Deadprez: The Ringmaster stumbles up as Link is waiting for him! The Ringmaster runs at Link! CLOTHESLINE! NO! LINK DUCKS UNDER AS HE GRABS HIM! T-BONE SUPLEX OUT OF NOWHERE! LINK CONNECTS WITH HIS FINISHER T-REXX AS HE GOES FOR A PIN!
Bella Braxton: THE RINGMASTER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Stew-O: As such Santo Muerte is the sole person left on Showdown as he enters the ring. Both Link and Nathan see that as they both get to their feet. LINK GOES FOR SANTO! SANTO WITH A SLINGBLADE TAKES LINK DOWN! Nathan runs at Santo as he connects with a headbutt! BUT SANTO RETALIATES WITH A HEADBUTT OF HIS OWN! Nathan and Santo butting heads as none of them want to give up! OH AND THEY’RE OFF! BOTH OF THEM ARE TRADING PUNCHES AS NONE OF THEM SEEM TO WANT TO GIVE UP! Santo shoving Nathan away!
Santo Muerte (Off-Mic): MIEDO MUERTE-
Deadprez: LINK WITH A SUPERKICK TAKING SANTO DOWN! Nathan attacking Link as he pushes him into the ropes! Nathan SENDING Link into a irish whip but Link slides under Nathan before he can do anything! Link pulling Nathan down from below as Nathan whips his head up! LINK WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! NO! NATHAN ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Both of them get up as Link quickly pushes him into a corner trying to catch him off guard!
Stew-O: Angel De Plata Jr. tags himself in! Angel with a forearm pushing Link back! Link caught off guard as he gets pushed back and Angel jumps up to the top rope. Link running to Angel but Angel retaliates with a kick right to his face! ANGEL LEAPS AND TAKES LINK DOWN WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY! Angel rolls up as Santo grabs him! SANTO WITH A POWERBOMB LUNGBLOWER TO ANGEL! Link slowly pulling himself up as Santo waits for him! DEATH NOTE! PUMPHANDLE HALF NELSON DRIVER CONNECTS ONTO LINK! SANTO GOES FOR THE PIN!
Deadprez: KOREY ENTERS THE RING AND LUNGES TO BREAK UP THE PIN!
Bella Braxton: LINK REXX HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Stew-O: And as such Dynasty is the only team with 2 members left! Korey was a hair close to breaking up the pin now he’s the only one left on his team! Korey and Santo realizing that their outnumbered against Team Dynasty! BUT KOREY TAKES SANTO DOWN WITH A SUPERKICK! Angel running at Korey realizing what’s happening! KOREY WITH AN ARMDRAG SENDING ANGEL ACROSS THE RING! Angel stunned in the corner as Korey runs towards him! KOREY WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE AS ANGEL GETS SLAMMED INTO THE RINGPOST BACKFIRST AS HE LANDS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!
Deadprez: Santo stumbles over as he grabs Korey. But Korey fights back as he lands rapid forearm strikes to Santo like a machine gun! Santo fighting back with punches of his own but Korey is too fast for him! Santo starting to block them as he kicks Korey right in the kneecap! Korey hops around as Santo grabs him! JUMPING DDT IMPALES KOREY INTO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Angel turning Santo around as he quickly sends him into a irish whip to the corner. Santo is stunned as Angel runs at him! ANGEL WITH A RUNNING CORNER DROPKICK TAKING ANGEL DOWN! Santo stumbles out of the corner as Angel grabs him! ANGEL WITH A BACK SUPLEX AS SANTO LANDS NECK FIRST ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Korey running at Angel looking to attack. BUT ANGEL GOES BEHIND KOREY AND LANDS A GERMAN SUPLEX! ANGEL BRIDGES IT INTO A PIN ATTEMPT!
Deadprez: KOREY KICKS OUT! Angel up to his feet but Santo running at him. SANTO CATCHING ANGEL OFF GUARD WITH RUNNING DOUBLE KNEES! Korey crawls up as Santo goes up to him! STOMP! NO! KOREY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! Santo attempting another one but Korey grabs his leg and pushes away. Angel up to his feet as he goes for Santo! SANTO SPINNING AROUND WITH A FOREARM! Santo looking for The Final Breath! But Angel drops his weight! Angel pushing Santo away but Korey is waiting for Angel! KICK! KICK! KICK! SUPERKICK PARTY! KOREY CONNECTS WITH MULTIPLE SUPERKICKS TAKING ANGEL DOWN QUICKLY!
Stew-O: Santo running towards Korey looking to get a quick elimination in! DETONATION KICK TAKES SANTO DOWN! Korey going up to the top rope as Angel rolls over to his back! OKLAHOMA TWISTER! KOREY CONNECTS WITH THE CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN ON ANGEL!
Bella Braxton: ANGEL DE PLATA JR. HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Deadprez: One left on each team as the pressure mounds! Which brand will come out supreme?! Korey up to his feet as Nathan Von Liebert slowly enters the ring for Team Dynasty. Nathan going right for Korey! BUT KOREY WITH A SUPERKICK TAKING HIM DOWN! Santo stumbles up as he runs towards Korey too! KOREY WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK! Korey jumping up on the top rope I think looking to get another person out of this match! BUT NATHAN GRABS HIM AND THROWS HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE! Korey stumbling up to his feet as Nathan runs towards Korey! PUMP KICK! KOREY TAKEN DOWN AS NATHAN GOES FOR THE PIN!
Stew-O: KOREY KICKS OUT! Santo quickly grabbing Nathan and bringing him up. NATHAN WITH A BACK ELBOW! But Santo shakes it off as he lifts him up! GERMAN SUPLEX! Korey up to his feet as he turns Santo around! BUT SANTO WITH A CUTTER! NO! KOREY PUSHES AWAY! SANTO CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK! But Korey is up! What is he doing?!
Korey Gaines (Off-Mic): GIMME YOUR WORST!
Deadprez: SANTO WITH ANOTHER SUPERKICK! KOREY IS STILL UP! SANTO GOES FOR ANOTHER ONE! KOREY FALLS TO A KNEE BUT HE’S STILL BREATHING! SANTO GOING FOR ANOTHER ONE! KOREY GRABS THE LEG! Korey pushes Santo away as Santo stumbles back and runs forward! DETONATION KICK! SANTO DECAPITATED BY KOREY! Korey going for the PIN! BUT NATHAN WITH AN AXE HANDLE TAKING KOREY DOWN TO A KNEE! Nathan grabbing Korey and throwing him into the ropes. Korey purposely going over the top rope and onto the apron as Nathan runs towards him! KOREY WITH A SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE!
Stew-O: NATHAN IS DOWN AS KOREY GOES UP TO THE TOP ROPE! TEAM DYNASTY MIGHT BE OUT OF THIS MATCH! OKIE DOKIE! 450 SPLASH CONNECTS ONTO NATHAN! KOREY GOING FOR THE PIN! WAIT! WAIT! SANTO! SANTO WITH A STOMP RIGHT TO THE BACK OF KOREY! SANTO LIFTS KOREY UP! THE FINAL BREATH! PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! SANTO GOING FOR THE PIN ON NATHAN FIRST SEEKING THE OPPORTUNITY! COULD HE DO IT?!
Bella Braxton: NATHAN VON LIEBERT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
Bella Braxton: KOREY GAINES HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“War” by Dance With The Dead plays as Santo rolls over back first onto the canvas. Everyone in the ring is down as the Ref checks on Santo and helps him up to his feet and raises his hand in victory)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, TEAM SHOWDOWN!!!
Deadprez: I’ll have you know this was an intense match. It shows none of these men wanted to give up for a moment and pull out a win for their respective brands.
Stew-O: Despite Santo pulling out the win we cant take anything away from the other brands. Each and everyone gave it their best and in the end I think we all win. But congratulations Team Showdown!
(The rest of Team Showdown that was already eliminated come down to celebrate with Santo. They roll him out of the ring as the crowd cheers. The last shot is of each member raising their hands in victory as the camera fades out)
( We open up to Gavin Kirkland who is standing by with a new set of notes. )
Gavin Kirkland: Nice little match we just saw featuring some of hopefully EAW’s upcoming breakouts heading into the year 2020. Bit of a sausage fest but we’ve still got a lot more to come. Right now we’re going to look at the World Heavyweight Champions throughout the year, and though I’ve never done broadcast for a brand hosting this title, I can certainly admit this title has had its fair share of incredible battles – including the spectacle we recently witnessed at Road to Redemption. The biggest part of why we’ve had so many amazing World Heavyweight Championship matches is because we’ve had amazing champions, as well as challengers who pushed them to their limit. Let’s take a look.
(A highlight reel plays for the 2019 World Heavyweight Champion of the Year nominees:
– Rex McAllister, who held the World Heavyweight Championship for a brief stint this year.
– Noah Reigner, who held the title from King of Elite 2019 until Pain for Pride 12.
– Impact, who had two reigns, most notably from Pain for Pride 12 up until House of Glass.
– TLA, who won the championship in a MOTY qualifier at House of Glass and is currently reigning. )
( The camera returns to Gavin Kirkland who opens up the envelope placed in the podium in front of him. )
Gavin Kirkland: Your 2019 WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE YEAR…. IMPACT!!!
( “Can I Live” by Jay-Z plays, and the crowd boos The Quintessential Champion in unison. Impact walks out in a fancy suit with 9 rings on his finger and a watch flooded with diamonds. Impact’s eyes are covered in dark shades and he happens to have a small bottle of Don Julio on hand for the occasion. Imp receives his WHCOTY award and takes the podium for himself. )
Impact: Oh yeah. Keep booing, little girls.
( Impact flashes a million dollar smile, and the audience does as he wishes, flooding him with a thunderous negative reaction. )
Impact: Bunch of sissy oil barons with their snotty kids. I made a cool half a milli just to show up tonight. How much did they pay any of you to be here? Exactly, shut up. I won’t be long. After all I don’t get paid by the hour. But the countless hours I’ve contributed to the betterment of this sport and the progression of the culture continues to pay off in spades. I am humbled to receive this prestigious award. Or at least I would be if it weren’t so painfully apparent who the greatest champion of the year is. It’s not like they’d drag Noah Reigner out from his vanity promotion and put him on the company jet for the company he doesn’t even work for anymore. Allegedly.
It’s not like they’d give Vanilla Rex this trophy, I’ve taken naps longer than the amount of time the guy held the title this year. He’s been a good little sport soldiering on through failed title attempts and laughable grudge matches that nobody even cares about. But hey, good for him I guess.
TLA’s done well for himself in the cup of coffee he’s babysat the belt, not bad for a transitional charity case reign. But no cigar. I contend the run I had this year is up there with some of my best work in the company to date. When I am the World Champion of any brand in any era I enter a rhythm that progresses into a stride that is unmatched, bar none. I add prestige to every piece of gold that bears my mine. It’s like the Diamond Cage effect, except, y’know, the opposite. I’ve seen the belt make many a man, I’ve been The Man who makes whatever title he holds The Belt To Hold. A real mindfuck ain’t it. It’s been this way since day one. It’s been inception since conception. Some of y’all were born to die but still live to see me fail. But the natural order of things all balances out in my favor at the end of the day doesn’t it. Dudes like Cage take Ls, I win World Titles. It’s really that simple.
Before the marks in the truck cue the “wrap it up music” I’d like to dedicate this trophy to two parties. First and foremost I wanna dedicate this to my baby Sienna Jade who keeps my penis wet and moist like the tear-stained faces of all my haters. Thanks for taking the trash out at RTR, we stan a queen who puts emotionally imbalanced cunts in their place. And speaking of cunts I’d like to dedicate this award to Cage, and everybody of his caliber. Thank you for an entire careers worth of inspiration. Because for every place you’ve failed, for every place you’ve shit the bed, dropped the ball, screwed the pooch, fallen on your sword, and just plain fucked things up – I’ve succeeded. Thank you for a valuable career Cage. Thank you for showing me what not to do. Mazel Tov.
( Impact lifts his trophy and his Don Julio and is ushered off to the side to take pictures with his award and his Don Julio. The camera returns to Bella Braxton. )
(Legendary by Skillet hits, as Harper Lee steps out onto the stage wearing a Red/Green Christmas version of her attire with a Santa Hat on for the holiday. The fans cheer loudly, as Harper walks up to a young fan against the barricade that looks around 12 years old and places her Santa Hat onto his head. He blushes and perks his lips out for a kiss before Harper smiles and shakes her head no, before making her way to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen! The following match is a triple threat match that is set for!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first, making her way to the ring, from Charlotte, North Carolina!! Weighing in at 133lbs!!!!! HARPERRRRRRR LEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here she is! Fan favorite, Harper Lee!! She had a tremendous debut in the Extreme Enigma Battle Royal, where she came up short near the end. She may have lost, but she definitely opened up some eyes/
Deadprez: That’s for sure! There were some people that didn’t think she deserved to even compete at Road to Redemption for her first match, but she proved them wrong, and as a result, she has earned herself this match here tonight.
(Kill V Maim by Grimes hits, as Sapphire Estelle makes her way down to the ring. The crowd also cheers her, as Sapphire high fives a few fans down the entrance ramp before making her way to the ring while being introduced.)
Bella Braxton: And her opponent, from Normandy, France!!! Weighing in at 120lbs!!!! SAPPPPHIREEEEEEEEEE ESTELLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stew-O: Another member of that battle royal that proved a point! Sapphire Estelle outlasted nearly everyone in that battle royal, but just like Harper, she fell short in the end. Sapphire is one of the brightest young stars on Dynasty, and I’m sure she’s fired up after her performance last week at Road to Redemption!
Deadprez: And not only that, she gets to go up against one of the toughest women in this company in Harlow Reichert. This will be a great test for Sapphire Estelle. And also Harper Lee!!
(Eye of the Tiger by New Found Glory hits, as Harlow Reichert steps out onto the stage with her newly won EAW PURE Championship. The crowd goes wild for the champion, as she points down at her championship and embraces the cheers from the fans on her way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: And their opponent!!! From Christchurch, New Zealand!!! Weighing in at 155lbs!!! SHE IS YOUR EAW PURE CHAMPION!!! HARLOWWWWWWWW REIIICHERRRRRRRT!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here she is! Harlow Reichert, our new EAW PURE Champion!! Harlow defeated Jake Smith at Road to Redemption and finally captured the PURE Championship!
Deadprez: It took a few tries, but we all knew that she would get over the hump and finally capture what she rightfully deserves. Tonight will be her first test as champion, as she faces two hungry young elitists! Let’s see how the champ does here tonight!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And we are under way, as all three competitors look at each other in the middle of the ring. Harper and Sapphire Estelle go right after Harlow Reichert with strong kicks to the abdomen, as Harlow bends from the impact from those kicks! Harper Lee takes a quick step back, then instantly connects with a powerful penalty kick that lands directly into Harlow Reichert’s chest that sends her stumbling back up against the turnbuckle!! Smart idea by newcomers Sapphire Estelle and Harper Lee to take it right to the champion!
Deadprez: Harlow Reichert rests up against the turnbuckle, as Sapphire Estelle charges right at Harlow!! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE INTO THE CORNER BY SAPPHIRE ESTELLE ONTO THE CHAMPION!!! It Connects!!! Sapphire moves out of the way, AND A RUNNNING BACK ELBOW TO HARLOW BY HARPER LEE!! In these triple threat matches, it’s every women for herself, but if you can get the odds in your favor, two is definitely better than one.
Stew-O: Harper Lee now grabs at Harlow Reichert’s arm, as she whips her into the opposite corner!! Harper Lee now charges at Harlow from the other side of the ring! CLOTHESLINE BY HARPER LEE!! NO!!! Harlow Reichert gets her boot up, as it catches Harper Lee right on the bridge of her nose! Harper Lee’s head snaps back from the impact, as she stumbles off to the side!!! SPEAR BY SAPPHIRE ESTELLE INTO HARLOW REICHERT IN THE CORNER!!!
Deadprez: NO!!! Harlow leaps over Sapphire Estelle, as Sapphire Estelle crashes shoulder first into the corner!! Harlow now walks over to Harper Lee who is leaning up against the ring ropes. Harper tries to slow Harlow down with a kick to the side of the leg, but Harlow quickly strikes Harper Lee with a knife edged chop! Harlow with another! Harlow Reicher now grabs at Harper Lee and pulls her in! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! Harlow just threw Harper Lee over her head and released her high in the air! That landing had to hurt Harper Lee there!!
Stew-O: Harlow Reichert gets back up to her feet, as Sapphire Estelle manages to get herself from out of the corner! Sapphire makes her way over to Harlow Reichert. Harlow doesn’t notice Sapphire coming her way, as Sapphire connects with a fierce forearm strike to the back of Harlow! Harlow stumbles forward, but then turns around and is met by a running clothesline by Sapphire Estelle! Harlow snaps back up but is met by another clothesline! She quickly gets up once more, as Sapphire strikes her with another running clothesline!
Deadprez: NO!! Harlow Reichert ducks under the arm! She gets behind Sapphire Estelle and grabs her by the waist! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX BY HARLOW REICHERT!!! Sapphire Estelle just crashed against the mat! She may have been broken in half with that suplex by Harlow! Harlow gets back up to her feet, as Harper Lee slowly gets up as well! Harper Lee slowly makes her way over to Harlow Reichert, as Harper goes for an elbow strike to the face of the champion! But Harlow Reicher ducks underneath and lifts Harper Lee in the air with a fireman’s carry!! FIREMAN’S CARRY NECKBREAKER!!!! NO!!!! Harper Lee pushes herself off with the help of the force that Harlow Reichert used to release her, and lands on her feet! ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY HARPER LEE ONTO THE CHAMPION!!!! Harlow is stunned, as Harper kicks her in the gut before pulling her in!! SNAP DDT! IT CONNECTS!!! Harper goes for the pin!
Stew-O: But Reichert kicks out! Harper Lee now gets up to her feet, as she walks over Sapphire Estelle who is just now getting up from being down on her knees. And Harper connects with a back elbow to the side of Sapphire Estelle’s face!! Sapphire now clutches at her cheek, as she looks at Harper Lee in disbelief! I think Sapphire thought Harper Lee and her were going to wear down the champion a little bit more before going after each other! The look on Sapphire Estelle’s face is looking angrier by the second, as Harper Lee notices this!! Harper begins to back away from the angry Sapphire Estelle, as it looks like Harper is a little scared of the furious Elitist that stands in front of her!
Deadprez: And Sapphire Estelle charges at Harper Lee with a furious Running Clothesline!! But Harper Lee ducks it!! SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE BY HARLOW REICHERT, AS SAPPHIRE ESTELLE SLAMS RIGHT DOWN TO THE MAT!!!! Sapphire Estelle didn’t control herself, as she completely missed Harper Lee with that clothesline, then ran right into the superkick by Harlow Reichert who was camping down behind Harper Lee!
Stew-O: But it’s Harper Lee who quickly goes after the champion, as she drops her with a nasty drop toe hold! Harlow’s face cracks up against the mat! Harper Lee now locks in the CROSSFACE!! THE CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN ON HARLOW REICHERT!! SHE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!! HARPER LEE IS WRENCHING BACK ON THE HEAD AND NECK OF HARLOW!! THE CHAMPION IS SCREAMING IN PAIN, AS HARPER’S GRIP IS JUST AS TIGHT AS HER GRIP WHEN SHE READS A NEW COMIC BOOK THAT SHE CAN’T PUT DOWN!!!
Deadprez: BUT SAPPHIRE ESTELLE BREAKS UP THE SUBMISSION HOLD, AS SHE STOMPS DOWN AT THE CHEST OF HARPER LEE!!!! Harper slowly gets up, as Sapphire connects with a palm strike to her face! And another!! Sapphire now connects with a forearm to Harper Lee’s face, then hops off to the side of her!! Sapphire Estelle connects with the forward Russian leg sweep, as Harper Lee’s face plants down with tremendous force!! Sapphire Estelle goes for the pin!!
Stew-O: But Harper Lee gets her shoulder up! Sapphire Estelle now gets up to her feet, as she stomps down onto the abdomen of Harper Lee!! Harper sits up from the force of that stomp, as she clutches at her stomach in pain! Sapphire now walks around Harper Lee and gets behind her! Sapphire now kicks Harper Lee right at the center of her back, as the impact of her leather boot smacking up against her back is heard throughout the arena!! Harper Lee is sitting, screaming in pain!!! And Sapphire Estelle connects with a rolling neck snap onto Harper Lee, as Harper snaps back flat on the mat!! Sapphire Estelle quickly covers again!
Deadprez: But Harlow Reichert grabs Sapphire Estelle by the ankles and pulls her off of Harper Lee!! AND HARLOW REICHERT HOOKS SAPPHIRE ESTELLE’S HEAD AND LOCKS IN THE DRAGON SLEEPER HOLD!!!! Saphire Estelle is trying to fight her way out of it, as she hops up onto her knees from laying flat on the ground to relieve some pressure from the hold!!! BUT HARLOW REICHERT USES THE SPACE CREATED BY SAPPHIRE ESTELLE TO LOCK IN BODY SCISSORS AS WELL!!! THE DRAGON SLEEPER WITH BODY SCISSORS IS LOCKED IN ON SAPPHIRE ESTELLE!!! SAPPHIRE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!! SAPPHIRE ESTELLE IS MOVING FROM SIDE TO SIDE!!! SHE’S TRYING TO BREAK FREE, BUT HARLOW IS SCREAMING AS WELL, AS SHE IS USING ALL OF HER STRENGTH TO SQUEEZE AND WRENCH AT SAPPHIRE ESTELLE’S HEAD AND BODY!!!!
Stew-O: This is not looking good for Sapphire Estelle at all!! If she stays in that hold any longer, she’s going to have to tap out!! Harlow Reichert is doing everything she can to finish this match right here, and I think she’s going to do it!!!
Deadprez: But look Stew!! Harper Lee is slowly making her way up onto the top of that corner turnbuckle!! Harlow Reichert needs to make Sapphire tap right here!! Whatever Harper Lee has planned up can’t be good for Harlow here! Harlow sees Harper Lee climbing up the turnbuckle, and squeezes even tighter, but Sapphire simply just won’t tap!! Harper Lee now makes it up to the top turnbuckle, and Harlow quickly lets go of Sapphire Estelle, as Sapphire rolls down, nearly unconscious and lays flat on her back! Harlow quickly gets up and leaps up onto the middle turnbuckle before Harper Lee could get herself set!! Harlow Reichert now strikes Harper Lee with a forearm to the face!!
Stew-O: And look at this Deadprez! Harlow is now grabbing Harper Lee, as it looks like she’s setting up for her moonsault powerslam!! But Harper Lee fights Harlow off!! Harper Lee now strikes Harlow Reichert with a back elbow from the top of the turnbuckle!!! AND HARLOW REICHERT IS STUNNED AS SHE FALLS BACK FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!! AND SHE LANDS RIGHT ONTO SAPPHIRE ESTELLE!!!! Harlow is knocked out and resting on top of Sapphire Estelle!! Harper Lee is on the top rope!! LAZARUS PIT!!!!!!! THE SWANTON BOMB CONNECTS ON BOTH SAPPHIRE ESTELLE AND HARLOW REICHERT!!!! Harper Lee shoves the champion off of Sapphire Estelle and goes for the pin of Sapphire Estelle!!!!
Deadprez: NO!!!! Sapphire Estelle manages to get her shoulder up!!! Harper Lee now hops over and covers Harlow!!
Stew-O: BUT HARLOW REICHERT KICKS OUT!!!! What does Harper Lee have to do!! Neither opponent is giving up! Harper Lee now walks over to Sapphire Estelle, who is still groggy from the submission hold from earlier in this match up!! Sapphire is barely conscious, but still manages to get up onto one knee!!! The drive to keep fighting by this girl is unbelievable!!! But Harper Lee grabs her arms!!! KISS OF DEATH!!!!! THE KAMIGOYE KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS AS SAPPHIRE ESTELLE IS KNOCKED OUT!!! Harper Lee goes for the pin!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Legendary by Skillet plays as the crowd erupts into cheers. Harper Lee gets up to her feet, as the referee raises her hand in the air. The crowd gets even louder, as Harper Lee begins to smile after realizing how big of a victory this is for her)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner, HARPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a great match here tonight! All three of these women put on an incredible performance, but in the end it was Harper Lee who came out on top!
Deadprez: This is a huge win for the newcomer. She still has yet to compete on a weekly show, but she’s already made an impression here in EAW. She’s tough and has that fire to compete that’s for sure!!
( Gavin Kirkland has returned to the stage, with some noticeable stains on his outfit. )
Gavin Kirkland: Nothing like watching a tight blonde come away with the win in a hotly contested threesome-I mean three way. I CANNOT WAIT to see more of Harper Lee’s ass – erm I mean assets on Saturday Night Showdown as one of our newest additions to the blue brand. But let’s take it over to Team Yellow which is currently being led by the mother of all tight blondes, Andrea Valentine. Wait a minute we are in towelhead town I won’t get beheaded for saying some of this stuff will I? :lupe:
( Gavin draws a cheap laugh out of the fairly progressive audience. )
Gavin Kirkland: Oh good, good. Well while Little Miss Valentine won’t be qualifying for this award this year, she may want to keep her eye on this category to see whose footsteps she may be following as we take a look at the nominees for the EAW CHAMPION OF THE YEAR!!!
(A highlight reel plays for the 2019 World Heavyweight Champion of the Year nominees:
– Ahren Fournier, who won the title at 2018’s Road to Redemption and reigned up to Grand Rampage.
– Malcolm Jones, who earned the EAW Title by cashing in his King of Elite crown and reigned until Bloodsport 2019.
– Charlie Marr, who captured the championship at Bloodsport and had his title run last all the way up until last week’s Road to Redemption. )
( The broadcast returns to Gavin Kirkland who is personally handed the award recipient on a card and the EAW Champion of the Year trophy. )
Gavin Kirkland: :whew: Three strong choices but it doesn’t shock me at all who’s the winner here. MALCOLM JONES!!!
( “Pray For Em” by Meek Mill hits and Malcolm Jones walks out onto the stage dressed in his ring gear and vest included with shades covering his eyes. Gavin Kirkland goes to hand him the trophy, but MJ gives him an intimidating glare, prompting Gavin to place the trophy on the podium and humbly scurry away. MJ takes the mic and his music slowly dies down. )
Malcolm Jones: Mamma I made it. Thank you, thank you to absolutely nobody for this prestigious award. It was a given that I’d be recognized for having the best reign of the year, because I did. But you can understand my doubts though, of course, considering I didn’t win shit last year and I was the biggest star in the fucking business from start to finish. I dominated every division I competed in, I embarrassed your favorites nah I humiliated your heroes and the so-called “Academy for Wrestling Arts & Sciences”, presumably revamped from the last bundle of uncultured cacs, didn’t give me a single nod.
I shouldn’t be shocked at some of the fuckshit I’ve had to deal with in both 2018 and the 19. I always knew this entire system was broken but nothing hit me quite like when Ryan Adams’ fake conservative black dick hungry niece fucked the single best thing to ever happen to her brand out of what belonged to him. It’s poetic justice that I outshine that ugly piece of shit pet of hers in back to back megaevents. It’s because of her that my reign ever ended in the first place, it’s because of her that Charlie Marr even got to qualify for award period. But it’s because of me that this bald bozo will have absolutely nothing to show for the epitome of a legacy manufactured pity reign orchestrated by the product of nepotism and a busted condom. And the scary part is, the hard times have only just begun for you Charlie. You and Veena both.
Tonight I seal the deal, and the decade, with a humbling of epic proportions packaged with care and ready to be delivered EAW’s psycho babbling buggy eyed narcissist. The man who peddles more lies than he does them garbage off-brand tracksuits, and overpriced snakeoil seminars. Fresh off of being dethroned by the same bitch who zapped his shriveled up balls off at the same FPV a year ago. I’m kicking off the new decade with a bang by knocking off a Gawd and assuming the throne where I will remain for the next ten years to come. Somebody close to me told me “MJ you realize once you go back it’s kill or be killed.” I turned and looked them dead in the eye, and I told em. “Fuck it I guess it’s killing season.”
The king is back.
( Pray For Em’ picks back up and Malcolm Jones takes the trophy and leaves. He declines a photo op and walks back through the curtain to prepare for his next match, and the camera transitions up to Bella Braxton in the ring to call the upcoming bout. )
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen.. The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: Introducing first
(‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons hits and the crowd begins cheering as Terry Chambers walks out to the stage with a very focused look. He’s ready for a match like this seeing as he didn’t get the victory at Road to Redemption, ending up one of the four eliminations by Charlie Marr. Terry Chambers is ready to end his year on a high note, and get redemption for that loss.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring… From Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 287 pounds… TTTEEEERRRRYYYYY CCHHAAAAMMBEERRRSS!!!!!
Stew-O: Just as Terry said during the week, he went through war back at Road to Redemption. Being part of an Extreme Elimination Chamber is never easy, and if Terry didn’t know that before, he definitely knows now. Even so, Terry is looking to get back on track, and in the process get one more win to end his 2019 on a great note as he faces someone who I think will provide a great challenge.
Deadprez: Terry Chambers is a former Interwire Champion, and if there’s someone who I think appreciates a good challenge above all else, it’s him. Justin Windgate, he’s just that. A challenge. Neither competitor will go down very easily, so it’ll definitely be interesting to see how this goes, especially with both Terry’s power advantage, and Justin’s speed advantage.
(‘El Diablo’ by Machine Gun Kelly hits and the cheers keep going as Justin Windgate walks out onto the stage. He has an equally focused look on his face, but for a different reason. At Road to Redemption he found himself successful as he managed to win the Extreme Enigma Memorial Battle Royale, and just like Terry Justin does want to end the year positively, but he also wants to keep the momentum going.)
Bella Braxton: And his opponent… Also from Detroit, Michigan… Weighing in at 225 pounds… JJUUUUUSSSTIIINNNNN WIIIINNNDDGGAATTTEE!!!!
Stew-O: Justin Windgate had a huge win at Road to Redemption as he got to honor someone very close to him in Extreme Enigma, and now he’s looking to capitalize off of that Battle Royale win, and potentially look good before challenging for the New Breed Championship. Terry Chambers isn’t an easy to beat competitor, so a win here would definitely give Justin just what he wants.
Deadprez: A match between two great competitors looking to have a great ending to not just the year, but the decade as a whole. I’m sure this is a match that not many people are going to wanna miss, so let’s not waste any time!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And this match is now underway! Terry Chambers and Justin Windgate! The Barbaric Carnivore and the self-proclaimed New Breed Classic! A former Interwire Champion versus a former National Elite Champion! The two men seemingly waiting for the right time to make a move, and that seems like the best idea, especially for Justin Windgate seeing the size advantage Terry has over him! The two men slowly beginning to circle the ring- AND JUSTIN GOES RIGHT AFTER TERRY AS HE BEGINS DELIVERING MASSIVE FOREARMS! JUSTIN POUNDING AND POUNDING ON TERRY- BUT TERRY MANAGES TO PUSH JUSTIN AWAY, AND THERE’S A LARIAT BY CHAMBERS!
Deadprez: NO! JUSTIN DUCKED IT, AND NOW JUSTIN IS TRYING TO KICK TERRY’S RIGHT LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM! JUSTIN WITH REPEATED KICKS TO THAT LEG, AND TERRY DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE! JUSTIN NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND THERE’S A HUGE DROPKICK TO THE FACE, AND TERRY NOW ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! JUSTIN TAKING THE FIGHT TO TERRY EARLY ON, TRYING TO DO AS MUCH DAMAGE AS POSSIBLE, AND I THINK HE’S READY TO CONTINUE THAT LINE OF OFFENSE AS HE RUNS THE ROPES! BASEBALL SLIDE!!
Stew-O: WAIT, NO! TERRY MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND JUSTIN LANDED ON HIS FEET, BUT NOW TERRY GRABS HIM! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Both men do share a few similarities as pointed out throughout the week by Justin, and they are both representing Detroit, Michigan, but if there’s one thing they definitely don’t have in common, it’s the ability to do what Terry just did! Justin now using the steel steps to pick himself up, BUT TERRY IS CHARGING IN- WAIT, NO! JUSTIN MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING TERRY TO CRASH INTO THE STEEL STEPS EARLY ON INTO THIS MATCH! THE REFEREE IS AT A COUNT OF FOUR, AND NOW JUSTIN IS CLIMBING ONTO THE BARRICADE AS TERRY GETS BACK UP! DIVING DDT OFF THE BARRICADE!!
Deadprez: JUSTIN NOW USING ALL HIS STRENGTH TO ROLL TERRY BACK INTO THE RING BEFORE CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE JUSTIN IS STILL IN CONTROL! TERRY IS STILL GETTING BACK UP AS THIS MATCH HASN’T GONE ON FOR TOO LONG, BUT JUSTIN TAKES HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN WITH A DIVING DROPKICK! JUSTIN NOW RUSHING OVER TO TERRY, AND THERE’S THE FIRST PINFALL OF THE MATCH!
Deadprez: TERRY KICKS OUT! That wasn’t gonna be enough to keep someone like Terry down, regardless of the war he just went through over a week ago! It looks like Justin knows that though, as now he has a grounded headlock applied on the Barbaric Carnivore! Surely Terry wouldn’t be tapping out to that anytime soon, but if Justin could wear him down here that’d do wonders for him going forward in this match! I don’t know if he’ll get that kind of chance though, Terry looks like he’s trying to get back up this very instant!
Stew-O: HE’S NOT JUST TRYING TO, HE IS! TERRY HAS MANAGED TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE LIFTS JUSTIN UP! STANDING REVERSE EXPLODER SUPLEX! TERRY MANAGED TO JUST THROW JUSTIN OVER HIS HEAD WITH EASE, AND NOW IS LOOKS LIKE THIS MATCH IS SHIFTING INTO THE CONTROL OF TERRY AS TERRY NOW PULLS JUSTIN UP AND THROWS HIM INTO THE ROPES! TERRY ATTEMPTING WHAT SEEMED LIKE A BACK BODY DROP BUT JUSTIN LANDED ON HIS FEET! JUSTIN RUNNING THE ROPES NOW- BUT IT’S IN VAIN AS TERRY TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT WITH A WICKED CLOTHESLINE! JUSTIN IS DOWN AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER BY TERRY!
Deadprez: JUSTIN KICKS OUT THIS TIME! Terry lifting Justin up now, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S AIMING TO FINISH THIS ONE EARLY AS HE PUTS JUSTIN IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB- WAIT NO! JUSTIN MANAGED TO LAND ON THE MIDDLE ROPE! TERRY CHARGING IN- BUT HE’S MET WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! JUSTIN NOW PULLING HIMSELF ONTO THE TOP ROPE, AND THERE’S A DIVING CROSSBOD- OR NOT! TERRY MANAGED TO CATCH JUSTIN RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY, AND THERE’S A FALL-AWAY SLAM! JUSTIN IN CLEAR PAIN RIGHT NOW, AS HE’S FORCED TO ROLL OUT ONTO THE APRON!
Stew-O: TERRY TRYING TO PULL JUSTIN UP, BUT JUSTIN HITS A FOREARM, STUNNING TERRY FOR A BIT! TERRY NOT STUNNED FOR LONG ENOUGH THOUGH, AS HE IMMEDIATELY ATTEMPTS TO STRIKE BACK, BUT JUSTIN DUCKS HIS ATTEMPT AT A PUNCH, BEFORE BARGING HIS SHOULDER RIGHT INTO TERRY’S MIDSECTION! JUSTIN NOW TO THE TOP ROPE ONE MORE TIME AS TERRY IS LEANED OVER, BUT THIS TIME IT’S TO DELIVER A SUNSET FLIP ROLL UP!
Stew-O: TERRY KICKS OUT, BUT JUSTIN BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES BEFORE HE COULD GET ALL THE WAY BACK UP, AND THERE’S ANOTHER DROPKICK! TERRY NOW PULLING HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER, BUT HE’S NOT SAFE AS JUSTIN APPROACHES HIM AND SETS IT UP! CARDIAC ARREST, THE SLINGSHOT DROPKICK TO THE CHEST CONNECTS! TERRY CRAWLING OUT OF THE CORNER, AND NOW JUSTIN IS WAITING AS TERRY IS SOMEHOW GETTING UP TO A KNEE! SUPERKICK!!!
Deadprez: BUT TERRY STILL ISN’T DOWN! TERRY MANAGED TO GRAB ONTO THE ROPES AFTER THAT SUPERKICK, AND HE’S PULLING HIMSELF BACK TO HIS FEET FROM HIS KNEES! JUSTIN NOW RUNNING THE ROPES ONE MORE TIME- BUT TERRY HITS A DEVASTATING POWERSLAM!!! THAT POWERSLAM WAS OUT OF NOWHERE, WHAT A WAY TO CAPITALIZE AS TERRY GOES FOR THE COVER AFTER THAT HUGE SCOOP POWERSLAM!!
Deadprez: JUSTIN GETS THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE! That scoop powerslam was unbelievable but somehow Justin manages to survive! Terry pulling Justin up now, and there’s an irish whip into the corner! If Terry is setting up for what I think he is, this could be bad! TERRY CHARGING IN, RANDOM ACT OF- NO! JUSTIN MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AS TERRY CRASHES BACK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, AND THERE’S A PELE KICK TO ADD TO IT AS TERRY DROPS TO A KNEE ONCE MORE! JUSTIN NOW, POSSIBLY SETTING UP FOR A DDT!
Stew-O: NO! TERRY NOT LETTING THAT HAPPEN AS HE TOSSES JUSTIN RIGHT OFF OF HIM! JUSTIN LANDING ON HIS FEET, BUT TERRY’S NOW CHARGING TOWARDS HIM- RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK! JUSTIN DOING WHATEVER HE CAN TO SURVIVE RIGHT NOW AS TERRY SEEMS TO BE ON SPAGHETTI LEGS! JUSTIN NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND THERE’S A DROPKICK, AIMED DIRECTLY AT THAT LEFT LEG OF TERRY’S AS THE FORMER INTERWIRE CHAMPION DROPS TO THE MAT IN PAIN! IT’S A STRATEGY MANY PEOPLE IN THE PAST HAVE FOLLOWED IN TRYING TO TAKE OUT THE LEG OF TERRY, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE THAT’S NOT THE PLAN JUSTIN IS GOING FOR- AS HE LOCKS IN A SLEEPER HOLD!
Deadprez: JUSTIN HAS A SLEEPER HOLD LOCKED IN AND TERRY IS ALREADY ON THE MAT AFTER THAT DROPKICK! CAN TERRY FIGHT OUT OF THIS, OR IS THAT ALL FOR THE BARBARIC CARNIVORE!? TERRY IS PULLING HIMSELF TOWARDS THE ROPES AND HE SHOULDN’T BE HAVING ANY TROUBLE WITH CARRYING THE WEIGHT OF JUSTIN, BUT SEEING AS HE’S BEING CHOKED OUT TERRY IS CRAWLING SLOWER AND SLOWER! TERRY NOW, IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S SLOWLY BECOMING UNABLE TO EVEN CRAWL AS HE’S JUST REACHING OUT TOWARDS THE BOTTOM ROPE THAT’S JUST BARELY TOO FAR FOR HIM! IS JUSTIN WINDGATE ABOUT TO BEAT TERRY CHAMBERS VIA SUBMISSION!?
Stew-O: NO! TERRY IS MANAGING TO DRAG HIMSELF BACK UP TO HIS FEET, JUST AS THE REFEREE WAS PREPARING TO CHECK IF HE WAS OUT! JUSTIN SEEMS SURPRISED, AND NOW TERRY IS PULLING HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDER, AND THERE’S AN OVER THE SHOULDER POWERSLAM!! TERRY DOESN’T GO FOR THE COVER, BUT THAT WAS A BIG MOVE AND JUSTIN LOOKS ROCKED FROM IT! JUSTIN FORCED TO TRY AND USE THE TURNBUCKLES TO PULL HIMSELF UP, BUT I DON’T KNOW IF THAT’S THE BEST IDEA FOR HIM AS TERRY PULLS HIMSELF UP WITH THE ROPES AND MAKES HIS WAY TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! TERRY NOW CHARGING IN!!
Deadprez: HURRICANRANA BY JUSTIN!! ONCE AGAIN JUSTIN MANAGED TO AVOID WHATEVER TERRY WAS PLANNING TO GO FOR, THIS TIME WITH A HURRICANRANA OUT OF NOWHERE! THAT SEEMED LIKE A DESPERATE TACTIC AS JUSTIN ISN’T GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET IMMEDIATELY, BUT EITHER WAY IT LOOKS LIKE HE SAVED HIS CHANCES IN THIS MATCH AS TERRY IS DOWN! BOTH MEN SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO THEIR FEET, BUT JUSTIN CHARGES RIGHT TOWARDS TERRY AND GRABS HIM BEFORE RUNNING UP THE TURNBUCKLES! RUN IT UP!!! THE RUN IT UP CONNECTS, AND NOW THERE’S THE COVER BY JUSTIN TO POTENTIALLY END THIS MATCH!!
Stew-O: NO! TERRY JUST BARELY MANAGED TO KICK OUT! A MOMENT LONGER AND THIS MATCH WOULD’VE BEEN OVER! TERRY WAS IN A HUGE MATCH BACK AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION TAKING PART IN VOLTAGE’S EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER, BUT EVEN SO IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S STILL IN FIGHTING SHAPE AS HE MANAGED TO KICK OUT OF THE RUN IT UP! JUSTIN LOOKS FRUSTRATED, BUT THIS IS WHAT IT’S LIKE FACING TERRY CHAMBERS, THIS MAN IS NOT SOMEONE TO TAKE LIGHTLY!
Deadprez: Justin getting back to his feet, and I think he has an idea of how to finish this! JUSTIN NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND THERE’S THE RUNNING SENTON- WAIT NO! TERRY JUST BARELY MANAGED TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE PULLING JUSTIN IN! LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS!!! THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS IS IN AND JUSTIN HAS NOWHERE TO GO IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! IS THAT IT, IS THIS HOW THE MATCH ENDS!? JUSTIN TRYING TO FIGHT OUT, BUT HOW!? HOW CAN JUSTIN ESCAPE THIS!? AT THIS RATE, OF JUSTIN DOESN’T TAP HE’S GOING TO FADE OUT, AND HE’S GOING TO FADE OUT FAST!
Stew-O: WAIT, NO! JUSTIN MANAGING TO PULL ON THAT RIGHT LEG OF TERRY, THE SAME ONE HE ATTACKED A FEW TIMES IN THIS MATCH, AND TERRY’S GRIP AROUND JUSTIN’S BODY IS LOOSENING! JUSTIN NOW ROLLING HIMSELF UP, AND THERE’S A PIN! JUSTIN FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS, AND IT MAY RESULT IN A WIN!
Stew-O: TERRY KICKED OUT BUT JUSTIN NOW IS RUNNING THE ROPES BEFORE HE COULD EVEN GET BACK UP! RUNNING SENTON!! JUSTIN WITH THAT RUNNING SENTON, BUT JUSTIN HIMSELF ROLLS OUT ONTO THE APRON AS HE SEEMS UNABLE TO CAPITALIZE! THAT LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS MUST’VE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE DESPITE ESCAPING IT, AS JUSTIN HIMSELF SEEMS OUT OF IT!
Deadprez: Both competitors taking time to try and recover, as both men just hit some huge moves that helped them get the win on many occasions! Justin slowly starting to stir, but at the same time it looks like Terry is as well! Justin slowly trying to climb up to the top rope- BUT TERRY STOPS HIM WITH A BLOW TO JUSTIN’S SIDE JUST AS HE WAS GETTING IN POSITION TO DIVE! TERRY SLOWLY MAKING HIS WAY TO THE TOP ROPE, AND I DON’T THINK THINGS ARE LOOKING TO GOOD FOR JUSTIN WINDGATE! JUSTIN TRYING TO FIGHT TERRY OFF THE TOP ROPE- BUT TERRY CAUGHT JUSTIN’S ARM, AND THERE’S A HEADBUTT!
Stew-O: JUSTIN LOOKS ALMOST COMPLETELY OUT RIGHT NOW, AND TERRY IS LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE! TERRY HOOKING BOTH ARMS, AND IF THIS CONNECTS THIS COULD BE IT FOR JUSTIN WINDGATE! TERRY NOW, WITH A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPERPLEX!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, BUT TERRY IS SLOWLY CRAWLING TOWARDS JUSTIN! TERRY NOW PUTTING AN ARM OVER JUSTIN WHO FLEW ALL THE WAY TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING, I THINK THIS ONE IS OVER!!
Deadprez: NO! IT’S NOT OVER! JUST LIKE YOU SAID JUSTIN FLEW TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING, AND THAT WORKED TO JUSTIN’S BENEFIT AS HE BARELY MANAGED TO PUT HIT FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! THE REFEREE TELLING TERRY THAT THIS ONE ISN’T OVER, AND TERRY CAN’T BELIEVE IT! TERRY DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH IN HIM TO PULL JUSTIN INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND NOW THIS ONE IS STILL ON! JUSTIN WINDGATE IS STILL IN THIS!
Stew-O: TERRY PICKING JUSTIN UP, AND THERE’S AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY! TERRY PICKING JUSTIN UP AGAIN, AND THERE’S ANOTHER ONE! TERRY PICKING JUSTIN UP ONCE MORE, AND THERE’S A THIRD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! TERRY IS FURIOUS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GAINED A SECOND WIND AS JUSTIN PULLS HIMSELF UP WITH THE CORNER! TERRY NOW CHARGING IN BUT IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE JUSTIN IS COUNTERING ANYTHING THIS TIME! RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!! JUSTIN JUST CRUMBLING IN THE CORNER AFTER THAT, BUT TERRY IS LOOKING TO FOLLOW IT UP AS HE PICKS JUSTIN UP AND RUNS TOWARDS THE OPPOSITE CORNER! TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB!
Deadprez: JUSTIN WINDGATE IS OUT OF IT! I THINK HE’S DONE FOR TO BE HONEST, I DON’T SEE HIM COMING BACK FROM THIS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE TERRY SEEMS TO AGREE AS HE DRAGS JUSTIN INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! TERRY NOW WITH THE COVER!
Deadprez: NO!! JUSTIN IS STILL IN THIS!! STILL, AFTER BOTH THE RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AND THE BUCKLE BOMB, JUSTIN WINDGATE MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!! WHAT AN UNBELIEVABLE PERFORMANCE BY WINDGATE!! TERRY CAN’T BELIEVE HIS EYES, BUT THIS IS WHY JUSTIN WINDGATE IS THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP! THE MAN CLEARLY HAS A LOT OF HEART, BUT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE TERRY IS READY TO RIP THAT HEART RIGHT OUT OF HIM AS HE LIFTS HIM UP! T-5!!!
Stew-O: NO!! JUSTIN MANAGED TO COUNTER IT INTO A DDT!! HOW DID HE DO IT!? JUSTIN CAN’T CAPITALIZE AFTER WHAT WE’VE SEEN EARLIER, BUT HOW ON EARTH DID HE MANAGE THAT COUNTER AFTER EVERYTHING TERRY DID TO HIM!? TERRY IS DOWN, SOMEHOW JUSTIN NEEDS TO FIND A WAY TO CAPITALIZE WHILE HE STILL CAN, THE STATE TERRY CHAMBERS IS IN RIGHT NOW, IT’S NOT EASY TO GET HIM LIKE THIS!
Deadprez: JUSTIN CLIMBING UP TOP FOR WHAT JUST MAY BE THE FINAL TIME, AND TERRY IS STILL DOWN! I THINK THIS IS IT, I THINK JUSTIN WINDGATE IS ABOUT TO SCORE YET ANOTHER IMPRESSIVE WIN! THE X-FACTOR!!! THE X-FACTOR! THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS CONNECTS!!! IT’S OVER, THIS ONE IS OVER- WAIT WHAT!?
Stew-O: IT DIDN’T CONNECT, TERRY MANAGED TO GET HIS KNEES UP! JUSTIN WINDGATE LANDED RIGHT ONTO THE KNEES OF TERRY CHAMBERS, AND TERRY IS SOMEHOW FINDING HIS WAY BACK UP AS HE LIFTS WINDGATE UP WITH HIM! TERRY NOW, WITH A HUGE URANAGE- BUT LOOK AT THAT!! JUSTIN ROLLS OUT OF THE RING BEFORE TERRY COULD COVER HIM! THAT URANAGE WAS DEVASTATING, AMAZING RING AWARENESS BY WINDGATE!
Deadprez: Neither man is exactly on their feet just yet, but it looks like Terry is in the best shape right now as he’s making his way towards the ropes. Terry now slowly getting back up while Justin is slowly pulling himself up, and I think the Barbaric Carnivore has an idea here! TERRY NOW RUNNING RIGHT TOWARDS THE ROPES GIVING JUSTIN NO TIME TO REACT! SUICIDE DIVE!!! YOU DON’T SEE IT VERY OFTEN FROM SOMEONE THE SIZE OF TERRY, BUT TERRY CHAMBERS JUST LAID OUT JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH A HUGE SUICIDE DIVE, CAUSING BOTH MEN TO COLLIDE WITH THE BARRICADE!
Stew-O: Neither man is able to get right back up after that suicide dive, and it looks like they may be in a bit of trouble as the referee is starting his count!
Referee: One!.. Two!.. Three!
Stew-O: Neither man is able to get up yet, but it does look like they’re both starting to stir! Can they make it back into the ring?
Referee: Four!.. Five!.. Six!
Stew-O: Both men are crawling towards the ring apron, and they’re trying to pull themselves up but they clearly seem worn out! This may be it!
Referee: Seven!.. Eight!
Stew-O: TERRY MAKES IT INTO THE RING! TERRY IS BACK IN BUT JUSTIN IS STILL STRUGGLING, I THINK TERRY MAY RECEIVE A COUNT OUT WIN HERE!
Referee: Nine!… Ten!
Stew-O: NO! JUSTIN MADE IT! JUSTIN MADE IT BACK INTO THE RING JUST BEFORE THE COUNT OF TEN! JUSTIN COULDN’T HAVE COME ANY CLOSER THAN THAT, YOU CAN’T SAY THIS MAN DOESN’T HAVE HEART AFTER WHAT WE’VE JUST SEEN! TERRY CAN’T EVEN REACT THOUGH, HE’S SO WORN OUT HE HASN’T EVEN MADE IT TO HIS FEET YET!
Deadprez: BOTH MEN SLOWLY GETTING BACK TO THEIR FEET, BUT JUST AS THEY DO IT’S JUSTIN THAT TRIES TO TAKE THE FIGHT TO TERRY! JUSTIN THROWING IT ALL AT TERRY WITH REPEATED PUNCHES TO THE FACE AND THE MIDSECTION, AND AT THIS POINT I’M NOT SURE IF HE THINKS THIS WILL GET THE JOB DONE OR IF HE JUST HAS NOTHING LEFT! REGARDLESS, JUSTIN IS LEAVING IT ALL OUT THERE AS HE’S NOT STOPPING WITH THESE PUNCHES, CAUSING TERRY TO BACK INTO THE CORNER- HEADBUTT BY TERRY!
Stew-O: THAT HEADBUTT CAUSED JUSTIN TO STUMBLE BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND JUSTIN IS TRYING TO CHARGE IN ANYWAY AS TERRY IS STILL IN THE CORNER- BUT TERRY CATCHES HIM, AND THERE’S ANOTHER URANAGE!! TERRY NOW FINISHED THOUGH, AS HE DEADLIFTS JUSTIN UP, AND THERE’S A POWERBOMB! TERRY STILL NOT FINISHED THOUGH, OH MY GOD! A SECOND POWERBOMB! TERRY STILL NOT FINISHED THOUGH, AS HE HITS A THIRD CONSECUTIVE POWERBOMB!! TERRY WITH THE COVER, AND THERE’S NO WAY JUSTIN CAN SURVIVE!
Stew-O: WAIT, OH MY GOD!! JUSTIN SOMEHOW MANAGED TO KICK OUT, BUT I DON’T THINK IT MATTERS AS TERRY JUST TRANSITIONED IMMEDIATELY INTO A BOSTON CRAB!!
Deadprez: IT HAS TO BE OVER, HOW IS JUSTIN SUPPOSED TO ESCAPE THIS!? TERRY HIT THREE POWERBOMBS IN A ROW, AND JUST WHEN IT LOOKED LIKE JUSTIN COULD’VE STAYED IN THIS, TERRY TRANSITIONED INTO A BOSTON CRAB! JUSTIN IS IN HUGE TROUBLE RIGHT NOW AND I’M STARTING TO DOUBT HIS CHANCES OF SURVIVAL HERE! JUSTIN HAD A GREAT SHOWING AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION, AND EVEN WAY BEFORE THAT SINCE HIS RETURN, BUT HIS 2019 MAY JUST END ON A BAD NOTE AS TERRY HAS THAT BOSTON CRAB IN!
Stew-O: JUSTIN HAS NO CHANCE OF REACHING THE ROPES, AND CRAWLING TOWARDS THEM IS NOT AN OPTION WHEN IT’S SOMEONE TERRY’S SIZE STOPPING YOU, SO JUSTIN NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING! JUSTIN NEEDS TO COME UP WITH AN IDEA, BUT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW DIFFICULT THAT IS WITH TERRY CHAMBERS ON TOP OF YOU! JUSTIN TRYING TO FIGHT HIS WAY OUT IT LOOKS LIKE, BUT THERE’S NO WAY HE’S GONNA BE ABLE TO- WAIT, WHAT’S THIS!? JUSTIN WITH PUNCHES TO TERRY’S RIGHT LEG, IS JUSTIN GONNA BE ABLE TO ESCAPE!? JUSTIN, REPEATEDLY HAMMERING AWAY AT TERRY’S RIGHT LEG, HE MIGHT DO IT!
Deadprez: WAIT, NO! TERRY LET GO OF THE BOSTON CRAB, BUT NOW HE JUST PUT JUSTIN INTO A CROSSFACE BEFORE HE COULD GET UP! JUSTIN IS STILL IN DANGER AND THIS TIME HE CAN’T RELY ON ATTACKING THAT DAMAGED LEG IN ORDER TO ESCAPE! JUSTIN ATTACKING TERRY’S ARM WITH HIS FREE HAND THOUGH, AND IF THIS SUCCEEDS HE MAY BE ABLE TO ESCAPE RELATIVELY QUICKLY! JUSTIN REPEATEDLY HITTING THAT ARM, AND NOW HE’S TRYING TO SEPARATE TERRY’S HANDS! I THINK JUSTIN MIGHT ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO DO IT, HE’S SLOWLY PULLING HIS HANDS OFF OF EACH OTHER! WAIT, YES! HE DOES IT!! JUSTIN NOW ROLLING HIMSELF ONTO HIS BACK, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS TERRY IN A PIN!
Stew-O: TERRY KICKS OUT, AND JUSTIN IMMEDIATELY PULLS HIMSELF INTO THE CORNER AS TERRY GETS TO HIS FEET! TERRY NOW CHARGING IN TOWARDS JUSTIN- BUT JUSTIN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, SENDING TERRY SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RING POST! TERRY HOLDING HIS SHOULDER AS HE GETS OUT OF THE CORNER, BUT NOW JUSTIN SETS IT UP!!! RUN IT UP- WAIT NO! TERRY STILL MANAGES TO CATCH HIM! TERRY HAS JUSTIN ON HIS SHOULDERS DESPITE GETTING SENT INTO THE POST, AND NOW HE TRANSITIONS JUSTIN INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY!
Deadprez: JUSTIN ISN’T FINISHED FIGHTING THOUGH! JUSTIN WITH REPEATED ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF TERRY’S HEAD, AND TERRY IS FORCED TO DROP JUSTIN! JUSTIN NOW WITH AN ENZUIGIRI FORCING TERRY TO DROP DOWN TO A KNEE, AND JUSTIN FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BULLDOG- NO HE DOESN’T! TERRY MANAGES TO THROW JUSTIN RIGHT OFF OF HIM, AND NOW TERRY CHARGES IN- BUT JUSTIN MANAGES TO PULL THE TOP ROPE DOWN, CAUSING TERRY TO GO RIGHT OVER IT! THIS IS EXACTLY HOW JUSTIN SCORED ONE OF HIS ELIMINATIONS IN THAT EXTREME ENIGMA MEMORIAL BATTLE ROYALE, BUT THIS ISN’T A BATTLE ROYALE, JUSTIN NEEDS TO FINISH THE JOB!
Stew-O: IT LOOKS LIKE THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT JUSTIN IS PLANNING TO DO AS HE RUNS THE ROPES, JUST LIKE HE DID AT THE START OF THIS MATCH, ONLY THIS TIME HE HITS A HUGE OVER THE TOP ROPE SENTON, THAT TOPE CON HILO CONNECTS, AND JUSTIN WINDGATE LOOKS FIRED UP!! WINDGATE USING EVERYTHING HE HAS TO ROLL TERRY BACK INTO THE RING, BEFORE FOLLOWING RIGHT BEHIND! JUSTIN NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND THERE’S A DROPKICK JUST AS TERRY GOT BACK UP, CAUSING HIM TO STUMBLE! JUSTIN RUNNING THE ROPES AGAIN, AND THERE’S ANOTHER DROPKICK, AND TERRY’S DOWN TO A KNEE! JUSTIN RUNNING THE ROPES ONCE MORE!
Deadprez: TERRY TRIED TO HIT WHAT COULD’VE BEEN A HUGE CLOTHESLINE BUT JUSTIN DUCKED IT, AND THERE’S A PELE KICK! TERRY ONCE AGAIN IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS, AND NOW JUSTIN GRABS HIM AND RUNS UP TO THE TOP ROPE ONCE AGAIN! RUN IT UP, IT CONNECTS THIS TIME BUT JUSTIN STILL ISN’T FINISHED AS HE RUNS THE ROPES! RUNNING SENTON!!! JUSTIN WINDGATE JUST DELIVERED A HUGE COMBINATION OF MOVES, AND AFTER ALL THAT I THINK TERRY CHAMBERS JUST MIGHT BE FINISHED! JUSTIN NOW GOING FOR THE COVER, I THINK THIS IS IT!
Stew-O: WHAT!? HOW!? HOW DID TERRY MANAGE TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!?!? SOMEHOW TERRY CHAMBERS IS STILL IN THIS MATCH, AND I DON’T UNDERSTAND, AFTER EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION, TERRY STILL HAS ENOUGH IN HIM TO KEEP GOING HERE AT CHRISTMAS IN DUBAI! SOMEHOW TERRY CHAMBERS MANAGED TO SURVIVE AFTER THAT HUGE COMBINATION OF MOVES, AND IT LOOKS LIKE JUSTIN DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO AS HE’S JUST SITTING, LOOKING DOWN AT TERRY’S IMMOBILE BODY!
Deadprez: Justin now, slowly making his way up to the top rope, and I think this may just be it! Terry isn’t moving, AND JUSTIN IS IN POSITION!! THE X-FACTOR!!! THE X-FACTOR CONNECTS, AND THE KNEES COULDN’T GET UP THIS TIME! JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH THE COVER NOW, AND I THINK THIS IS IT!!
Deadprez: WAIT WHAT!? TERRY WITH THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS!!! SOMEHOW JUST BEFORE THREE, TERRY MANAGED TO GET JUSTIN INTO THE LOCKED IN THE CHAMBERS, AND THERE’S NOWHERE FOR JUSTIN TO GO AS HE THOUGHT HE HAD THIS ONE! JUSTIN IS FADING, I THINK THIS IS IT! THE REFEREE CHECKING ON JUSTIN, AND THAT’S IT!!! JUSTIN IS OUT, TERRY MANAGES TO WIN!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. TTEERRRYYYYYYYY CCCHHHAAAAMMMBBEERRRRSS!!!!!
Stew-O: Wow, what a performance by both men that was! But, what just happened there!? I thought Justin had the match won when he finally hit that shooting star press, but in the end I was wrong, as Terry managed to transition from that pin right into the locked in the chambers! You’ve got to give it up to both men though, either man easily could’ve won, and if Terry didn’t pull off that submission at the last moment, Justin probably would’ve been declared the victor!
Deadprez: Yeah, these men proved just how good they are, and I’m sure the experience they possess has a lot to do with that. Justin was here many years ago working his way up before leaving and finally returning this year, but during that absence Terry Chambers arrived and built his own name. Here at Christmas in Dubai we saw a clash of two men with different backgrounds clash, and although it may have been very close, Terry Chambers managed to come out on top. Congratulations!
(‘Natural’ hits and the crowd begins cheering as Terry Chambers slowly gets back to his feet before having his hand raised by the referee. Terry looks down at Justin Windgate who’s still out in the ring, and gives a nod of respect before continuing to celebrate his victory going up onto the middle rope to get the crowd pumped up.)
( Gavin Kirkland walks back out to the podium with a new set of notes to read from. )
Gavin Kirkland: EAW is a company that seemingly attracts self centered narcissistic egomanaics from every corner of the world. I would know, I happen to be one of them! Which is frankly speaking why I’m shocked an award like this even exists. But somehow EAW has managed to have enough successful tag teams over the last 365 days to warrant the shocking return of the “Tag Team of the Year” award!
( Crowd cheers. )
Gavin Kirkland: This tightly contested field features two strange bedfellows, the GLLLT and GOAT connection, a two-man round table – and saving the best two for last – a couple of jaded hotties, as well as our reigning Tag Team Champions, cute little Connie alongside Mommynervas Milkies. :drool: :heart_eyes: Let’s take a look at the nominees for the 2019 EAW Tag Team of the Year award!
( A highlight reel video plays showing off 2019 footage of the following teams:
– Heavenly Hell
– Jaded Hearts
– The Wildcards
– Drake & Jake
– Illionaires. )
( We return to the stage, and Gavin Kirkland is handed the results in an envelope. )
Gavin Kirkland: Let’s give it up for our winners for this years “Tag Team of the Year award” ….
( Gavin opens up the envelope, and sheer excitement takes over him. )
Gavin Kirkland: HEAVENLY HELL!!! :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes: :heart_eyes:
( ”No More’’ by Disturbed hits, and the duo of Minerva and Constance Blevins walk out to the stage carrying their EAW Tag Team Championships whilst dressed in gothic-chic jumpsuits and looking absolutely stunning. Gavin leans in and gives Constance Blevins a side hug and a peck on the cheek. He hands Constance her trophy and goes to hug Minerva – but she intercepts his hug with a tight grip of his gonads. She takes her trophy from his hands and slaps him on the rear to send him on her way, and both members of Heavenly Hell take the podium. )
Constance Blevins: Thank you.
( The two pause for a big round of applause from the audience, which genuinely shocks the duo. )
Constance Blevins: I’d just like to thank my partner in the ring and in life, Minerva, for being my biggest muse from over the last year. I went from being a young naive little church girl still trying to find her own way and getting in the mix with people who didn’t have my best interests either because they didn’t care to or know how to. I’m a far cry from the tutelage of Remi Skyfire, I’m in alliance with a confident, rebellious, absolute sorceress who makes nothing but magic happen and I couldn’t be any more thankful for her. The Constance Blevins that took peoples’ shit and waited for her turn in line is dead, and good riddance. The both of us have learned a lot together and I’d like to think I’ve learned a lot from Minerva as well, and I look forward to more success in 2020 as individuals and as a unit.
( Constance receives a round of applause, and she steps back to allow Minerva to take the mic. Minerva gives Constance a loving scratch on the head before adjusting the podium mic for herself. )
Minerva: I concur. Of course I want to thank you back, my dear partner, I wouldn’t wanna share this moment with anybody else truth be told. But I concur, I see these awards as simply vindication for the dominant year that we had. We were excellent, no doubt about it, we were the most consistent team in the business and we pushed everybody we stepped inside the ring with to the limit. But in my eyes by no means was it perfect. There was still a lot left to be desired in the year 2019 and that isn’t necessarily a bad thing per se, it just gives Constance and I all the more reason to be even more motivated and more assertive heading into the new decade.
Like Connie said we aren’t in the business of waiting for our turn in line. They tried to make us do that on a number of occasions and every single time we have made it clear that we weren’t having it. We aren’t in this to “play our position”, because for as much fun as it is torturing our opponents physically and psychologically don’t make the mistake of thinking that this is a game to either one of us. Our desire for achieving all of our goals are as real as our bond within itself. We have our new year’s resolutions mapped out and in some ways it really is going to be more of the same. We’ve made little-to-no mistakes so far but make no mistake about it, 2020 is the year of raising the bar for Heavenly Hell. That starts in the Iconic Cup tournament, it continues with our dominant reign as tag team champions, and mark my words, it will end in World Championships when it is all said and done.
Constance Blevins: If I were the rest of the field I’d keep my head on a swivel, fast, because Heavenly Hell has made it clear in 2019 and going into the year 2020 that we didn’t come here to take part.
Minerva: We came to take over.
( Heavenly Hell raises their trophies and “No More” by Disturbed picks back up. The two walk off to the side of the stage and take their photo ops posing with the Tag Team Championships and the “Tag Team of the Year” trophies. )
(We open up backstage as we see Drake King seared in a chair rolling his neck and warming up. Michael Belfort enters the room with a microphone in his hand as Drake seemingly sees him coming and proceeds to ignore him.)
Michael Belfort: Drake, a quick word before you big cross brand match up tonight.
Drake King: …Go right ahead.
Michael Belfort: Well, given how you lost this years Extreme Elimination Chamber match as one of the final three, how you and The Visual Prophet both were pinned by TLA, and how it became one of the most iconic finishes to a match in EAW history…where do you go from here?
Drake King: …
Michael Belfort: …?
Drake King: Road to Redemption… It was a tragedy. I don’t think there’s any other way for me to describe it. It was a tragedy. Sure, there’s a few positives. Just like I said, Impact and Cage proved how garbage they are and got eliminated early. Kassidy Heart, the same girl who said she’d humble me, literally got blown up in that chamber. Too bad she’ll just use that to call herself better than everyone and say “it took getting blown up to keep me down” as if she wasn’t kept down nonetheless. Actually, nevermind. I’m straying away from my point. Regardless of my showing in that chamber. Regardless coming closer than anyone else in that match could say seeing as Viz ended the match on the mat while I was doing the work, I still failed. I failed to become the World Heavyweight Champion. I failed in the Extreme Elimination Chamber again. Once again I came so close just to fail, and I’m just beginning to wonder. When is it going to stop? When will I be able to call myself Champion?
(King gets up from the chair and looks Belfort right in the eyes.)
Drake King: I said however many months ago that I didn’t want to end up in TLA’s shoes and have to be here for years and years to do it, but we’re under a month from 2020. Is that what I’ll have to do? Am I gonna have to fight and fight for years to finally become Champion? It’s a question that I honestly don’t know the answer to just yet, but believe me, I’ll get my answer. I’ll figure out what it is that’s keeping me away from that title. I’ll find out what cost me in that Chamber, because it wasn’t a mistake like against Impact. It wasn’t a lack of skill or experience like the Chamber last year. I may have had the most impressive showing in that entire Chamber, but none of it matters now, and to top it all off, I had to be taken out alongside the Visual Prophet. Funny enough, the actual winner of last years Chamber, I can and have beaten. Impact, I can easily beat him whenever I want nowadays. TLA, I beat him once. I just need to do it again.
Michael Belfort: Do you believe you deserve that chance to do it again? To beat TLA but this time for his World Heavyweight Championship?
Drake King: I deserve a shot more than anyone else in that match did before and I deserve a shot more than anyone else on the entire Dynasty roster after. Cage sucks, Kassidy wasn’t a factor at any point towards end, Impact got the luxury of entering last and was gone soon thereafter, The Visual Prophet May have been eliminated at the same time as me but he was on his back while TLA and I fought it out. I’m the only opponent that makes sense and when I crush Chris Elite here tonight at Christmas at Dubai, I’ll make sure everyone is on the same page as me. After I embarrass Elite here tonight…I’m going to make sure TLA knows his turn to get embarrassed is next.
???: Why don’t you try embarrassing me first, darling.
Drake King: :snoop:
The Visual Prophet: :mjgrin: sup?
(In walks The Visual Prophet to a wide spread amount of cheers and hoopla. Prophet places his arm around Drake’s shoulder as King quickly moves his hand. Prophet tries again as Drake quickly shoved him.)
Drake King: Hey, stop that.
The Visual Prophet: You stop it :mjgrin:
Drake King: For real, please stop.
The Visual Prophet: I did stop :mjgrin:
Drake King: Man, what do you want?
The Visual Prophet: You…
Drake King: Imma head out..
The Visual Prophet: Wait! Let me be honest!
Drake King: Please, don’t waste my time like you have done for the past month. I have a huge match to win and I can’t be back here using my energy fighting you off my body and trying to evade you with your consistent tickling and touching.
The Visual Prophet: Look, I’m just kidding like Jason…unless you wanna do it. :mjgrin:
Drake King: Thats it!!
(Drake begins to storm off until Viz grabs him by the shoulder, spins him around, and intensely stares in his eyes as anger is present in both of their looks.)
The Visual Prophet: Look, you entitled little bitch! I heard what you said here and this week. You shitting on Kass for getting blew up and being a non factor at RTR, I’m fine with that. You mocking Impact and Cage for being old, flabby, and senile losers is fine by me. But, you trying to act holier than thou over me like we both didn’t get our asses pinned by TLA at the same time…that’s not what we are going to let slide by. Never forget, I beat your ass and then carried you to an undefeated tag team record before RTR and if anybody has a case for facing TLA for that belt…it’s Viewy P.
Drake King: Who the heck is Viewy P?
The Visual Prophet: Um, me.
Drake King: I thought your name was The Visual Prophet?
The Visual Prophet: It, it still is.
Drake King: But isn’t your real name Jeffery Star something?
The Visual Prophet: No, and never…close but. Look, I changed my name. Just go with it, man.
Drake King: You spent all of 2019 telling us to say your name and then you go ahead and change it?!
The Visual Prophet: C’mon man, don’t mock the rebrand.
Drake King: Why change something that was working? You are so weird.
The Visual Prophet: Look who’s talking. Weren’t you rocking a better beard and screaming “OK” your rookie year before you dyed everything black and started curb stomping on everybody’s heads like Edward Norton in American History X?
Drake King: I guess so…
The Visual Prophet: Look, we can beef about who gets to murder TLA later.I just want you to know… despite the entitlement, the whining, and the bullshit you say…you are facing one of my greatest rivals tonight in Chris Elite.
Drake King: Yea, so?
The Visual Prophet: That means when you face Chris Elite, you face him and whoever he is dry humping at the time. When I fought him, he had the BVU sidekicks helping him. Now? It’s Ahren Fournier in his corner and beating Chris Elite with his Illionaire boyfriend nearby isn’t going to be easy.
Drake King: What is your point, man?
The Visual Prophet: Look…just be rest assured that…I’ve got your back if they try something funny, ok? Call it payback for us being a great team and all or whatever.
Drake King: I don’t need your help dealing with those two. I can handle my own business.
The Visual Prophet: Whether you like it or not…I’ve got your back, man.
(Viz puts his hand on Drake’s back as Drake looks back and gives a subtle nod.)
Drake King: Ok. But, for the record…I do not need your help handling Elite or Fournier. If you want to waste your time watching me prove myself as the only man worthy of being the next number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship then go right ahead.
The Visual Prophet: Whatever you say, beloved.
Drake King: One last thing.
The Visual Prophet: Yea, what is that?
Drake King: Get your hands off my lower back, Jesus!
(Viz hand somehow scurried lower on Drake before Viz pretends to be shocked at what happened.)
The Visual Prophet: Oop! My bad! Freudian slip!
(Viz pats Drake on the back one last time before leaving.)
Drake King: That is not what that means! You don’t know what anything means!
(We exit the scene as we reach back to the announcer’s booth.)
Stew-O: Drake makes it clear he feels as though he should be next in line for that shot at TLA and wants to use tonight as a way to prove himself.
DeadPrez: Yeah but Viewy P Newton aka The Visual Prophet thinks he should be the one next in line as he checks in on King.
Stew-O: Viz and Drake are both viable competition for the champ but what a odd turn of events, Viz letting Drake know he has his back if Ahren Fournier tries to get involved in his partner Chris Elite’s match tonight with Drake. What’s Viz’s angle?
DeadPrez: Maybe he just wants things to be fair? Maybe he wants the odds even? Maybe this kinda gay elitist wants to get closer to Drake? Either way, it’s always good to have someone that good watching your back for interference!
(Camera pans to Bella Braxton standing inside the ring as the crowd anticipating the next match)
Bella Braxton: Per request from both men….
Bella Braxton: The following contest IS A NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH!!
(“My Way” By Limp Bizkit hits as Ryan Wilson struts his way out to jeers from the audience as he’s flanked by Sylvain Primeau, Brujah St.Michel, as he confidently makes his way down the ramp and inside the ring)
Bella Braxton: Introducing FIRST! From Montreal Quebec, Canada! Weighing in at 212 Pounds!! “The Canadian Studmuffin” RYAAAAAANNNNNNNNN WILLLSONNNNNN…!!!
Stew-O: Well, It’s been a war of words every since this match was announced, leading to both men being privately asked if they want to throw the rule book out of the window here tonight and it’s been agreed to!
Deadprez: I don’t know, Cage is in a pissed off mood, Ryan Wilson will take risk but I don’t know if this is a risk he wants to take, but who knows, maybe this exactly what he needs to cap off 2019, either that or he spends the rest of the holidays without his teeth. Either way we about to see some violence!
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” By Nirvana blast through the speakers to a HUGE ovation from the crowd as the camera pans to see Cage coming down from the crowd donning a vest and street attire on as he fights his way through the sea of humanity with a “no nonsense” strut down the ramp)
Bella Braxton: Introducing his opponent, from Edmonton Alberta, Canada! Weighing in at 227 Pounds!!!! CAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEE
Deadprez: This guy been going through hell and he’s looking to enforce hell on everyone in his way!
Stew-O: Not a good year for the former World Champion but if there’s one thing I’ve learned is to never bet against Cage!
Deadprez: WE ARE PREPARED FOR THE BATTLE OF THE CANUCKS!
(Cage enters the ring and takes off his vest as the referee signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Deadprez: How are we going to start? Wilson and Cage meet in the center of the ring as Wilson is smirking in the face of Cage! Cage looking at him with a cold dead stare, AND CAGE DELIVERS A BIG RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE OF WILSON, AND FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A HUGE FOREARM TO THE FACE! Wilson backed up into the ropes as Cage grabs him by the arm and looks for an Irish-Whip! Wilson counters as he stops the attempt and hits a european uppercut to the face of Cage jacking his jaw! Cage a little shaken up but comes forward as Wilson delivers a big openhanded chops to the chest of Cage! Cage taking that blow but comes back with a big european uppercut himself! Wilson backing up as Cage pushes forward with a CHOP OF HIS OWN! And he delivers another big chop to the chest of Ryan Wilson! Wilson’s chest turning red! Cage grabbing Wilson by his head to the nearest turnbuckle AND HE SLAMS HIS FACE INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! CAGE REPEATEDLY! DRIVING THE FACE OF WILSON INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Cage finally stopping the assault as Wilson drops in the corner. Cage, not done as he begins stomping away at Wilson, repeated mudhole stomps as Cage is literally trying to stomp a hole into the chest of Wilson! Cage stopping his assault as he grabs Wilson out of the corner and he throws him to the outside of the ring! Cage is entering his element as he follows and immediately threatens Bella Braxton to hand him the chair! Cage grabbing the chair and folds it as the back of Ryan Wilson is exposed, AND CAGE BRINGS DOWN THE STEEL CHAIR OVER THE SPINE OF RYAN WILSON!
Stew: Wilson immediately drops as he was gathering himself before Cage dropped him right back down with that chair shot! Cage sending the chair inside of the ring as he grabs Ryan Wilson and sends him inside of the ring! Cage looking to get back inside the ring as he climbs to the apron, But Cage! Arguing with Wilson’s trainer and the muscle he walks with! Cage telling them things I will not repeat on this broadcast, As he enters the ring! WILSON HAS THE CHAIR AND HE DRIVES THE CHAIR INTO THE MID-SECTION OF CAGE! Ryan looking to return the favor from earlier as he rises that steel chair, AND HE PLANTS THAT STEEL CHAIR OVER THE BACK OF CAGE! But Cage is still standing, he didn’t go down! AND WILSON DELIVERS ANOTHER CHAIRSHOT TO THE SPINE OF CAGE! Cage refusing to go down! As Wilson unfolds the chair and plants it in the ring as he grabs Cage and turns him around, boot to the mid-section! Front facelock applied, AND HE SNAP SUPLEXES CAGE INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!! Wilson smirking at what he has done, the back of Cage has completely destroyed that steel chair as Cage is in noticeable pain! His body has to be wrecked, coming off the Elimination Chamber! Wilson smirking and soaking in the jeers from the crowd as he finds himself on the offensive! Wilson quickly slides outside of the ring and digging underneath, he pulls out a kendo stick!
Deadprez: Cage trying to pull himself up with use from the ropes, Wilson with the kendo stick in hand, and he begins hitting Cage over the spine with the kendo stick! Repeatedly punishing Cage with the kendo stick, Wilson has Cage down on the mat as he continues his assault with the kendo stick! Wilson finally letting up! Wilson dropping down and places Cage’s arm between his legs and places the Kendo stick in between the mouth of Cage! HE HAS AN EXTREME VARIATION OF THE CRIPPLER CROSSFACE APPLIED ON CAGE!! THE BAMBOO FROM THAT KENDO STICK HAS TO BE CUTTING THE FACE OF CAGE!!! HE’S PULLING BACK!! I HAVE NEVER SEEN CAGE TAP OUT BUT THERE HAS TO BE A DAY WHERE THE PAIN WILL BE TOO MUCH AND RYAN WILSON IS ADMINISTERING IT!! HE’S PULLING BACK!! Cage shouting out in pain, there’s no doubt that hurts! Cage’s eyes are wide open and he’s hellbent on fighting, the ropes won’t do no good! Anything goes! Cage somehow getting his arm free! And he grabs the kendo stick! He’s trying to rip it away from Wilson, Wilson trying to hold on! But Cage! He’s refusing to stop! Cage takes the kendo stick away from Wilson! AND HE BEGINS HITTING HIM WITH HIS FREE HAND !!! AND HE BREAKS OUT OF THE CROSSFACE!! Wilson scrambling to his feet! So is Cage, Cage SWINGING THE KENDO STICK! But WILSON WITH A JUMPING CALF KICK KNOCKS CAGE OUT OF THE RING BEFORE HE CAN DELIVER ANYTHING WITH THE KENDO STICK! Cage picking himself up as Wilson, spots Cage! Wilson runs off the ropes! AND HE FLIES OUT OF THE RING WITH A SUICIDE DIVE INTO CAGE!! Wilson mounting Cage and begins delivering swift and violent right hands to the head of his opponent!
Stew-O: Cage is getting a fight here tonight, there’s no doubt about it! Wilson going underneath the ring again, and he slides out a trash can! Trash can in his hand and there’s noticeably some weapons in there as Wilson throws them inside the ring! And he doesn’t appear to be done as he goes underneath the ring! WILSON SLIDES OUT A LADDER!!! Ladder is pulled out! And he grabs the ladder up and positions it with Cage in his sights! He’s looking to hit Cage with the ladder! Cage rising up to his feet! WILSON RUNS!! AND HE HITS CAGE RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES WITH THAT LADDER! Cage dropped as Wilson walks to the ring and sends the ladder inside of the ring! Wilson making his way over to Cage grabbing him up to his feet and begins walking with him and sends him inside of the ring! Cage has taken quite a bit of punishment in this match! Wilson grabbing the ladder up and leaning it against the corner! Cage on all floors on the canvas, WILSON RUNS AND DELIVERS A SHORT DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF CAGE! Wilson up and picks up the trash can and empties everything out of it! I see a staple gun! I see kitchen utensils! LIGHTER FLUID?!!?!? I SEE A BLACK BAG! Wilson, he picks up a barbed wire 2×4! Wilson has that barbed wire 2×4 in his hand! Cage pushing himself up off the canvas, AND WILSON BRINGS DOWN THE BARBED WIRE 2X4 OVER THE SPINE OF CAGE!!! OH GOD!!! And he leaves the barbwire in the back of Cage! AND WILSON BEGINS STOMPING ON THE BARBED WIRE ON THE BACK OF CAGE!!! CAGE’S BACK IS BEING CUT TO SHREDS!!! WILSON IS JUST TORTURING CAGE!!!! BLOOD IS BEGINNING TO POUR FROM THE BACK OF CAGE!!!! Wilson finally stops the assault, and he drops the barbed wire 2×4, and he grabs up the trash can itself!
Deadprez: Cage, he’s trying to pull himself up with use from the ropes! As Wilson waits for Cage to turn! WILSON AIMS TO HIT CAGE IN THE HEAD WITH THE TRASH CAN!!! CAGE DUCKS! BOOT TO THE MID-SECTION BY CAGE! HE DOUBLE UNDERHOOKS THE ARMS!! MERCY RULE!!! WILSON PUSHES CAGE AWAY!! Wilson swings for a clothesline! Cage hooks him around his waist! GERMAN SUPLEX!! CAGE PLANTS WILSON ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Cage rising up once again with Wilson in his grasp! AND HE PLANTS WILSON AGAIN WITH ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! Cage isn’t done, he’s relentless and he may have been unleashed! He grabs Wilson up a third time! WILSON BLOCKING THOUGH! And he sends a back elbow to the face of Cage, AND ANOTHER BACK ELBOW! Wilson freeing himself as he runs off the ropes! CAGE QUICKLY GRABBING THE TRASH CAN AND THROWS THE TRASH CAN INTO THE FACE OF RYAN WILSON! Wilson dropped as Cage has that crazed look in his eye! Cage making his way out to the ring! He may have just entered a different place in this match as Cage flips the apron up and goes underneath the ring, AND HE PULLS OUT THE BARBED WIRE BAT!!! THAT BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT IN HAND!! AND CAGE ROLLS INSIDE OF THE RING! Cage looking at Wilson who is up on his feet! AND CAGE SWINGS THE BARBED WIRE BAT TO THE MID-SECTION OF WILSON! AND HE RIPS THE BARBED WIRE OFF THE BODY OF WILSON!!! JESUS!!! WILSON DROPS TO HIS KNEES!!!
Stew: Cage isn’t done, CAGE PLACING THE BARBED WIRE OVER THE FACE OF WILSON!! CAGE IS MOVING THE BARBED WIRE PART OF THE BASEBALL BAT OVER THE FOREHEAD OF WILSON!!! CUTTING THE FOREHEAD OF WILSON!!! BLOOD IS POURING DOWN THE FACE OF RYAN WILSON!!! Cage stopping the assault as he looks over, and he grabs a fork! Wilson still on his knees as Cage, CAGE STABS THE FOREHEAD OF RYAN WILSON WITH A FORK!!! CAGE DIGGING THAT FORK INTO THE CUT ON WILSON’S HEAD!!! CAUSING MORE BLOOD TO POUR OUT OF THE HEAD OF WILSON!!! JESUS!!!! Cage throwing the fork away as he grabs Wilson up to his feet! Fireman’s carry, AND CAGE WITH THE USHIGOROSHI!!! FIREMAN’S CARRY AND DROPS THE BACK OF RYAN WILSON’S NECK ACROSS HIS KNEE!!! CAGE HOOKS THE LEG!!
Deadprez: WILSON POPS HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS!! And Cage sitting up looking at the referee before a sick smirk crosses the face of Cage, Cage looking around this canvas and he begins making his way over to the black bag. Cage walking over to that black bag and he grabs it and there’s certainly not Christmas gifts in that bag, as Cage POURS THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF THUMBTACKS!! Cage is about to cause severe damage, he’s going to try and turn Ryan Wilson into a human pincushion! Cage grabbing the bloodied Wilson up to his feet, and he double underhooks his arms! CAGE IS GOING FOR THE MERCY RULE DOUBLE ARM DDT!!! WILSON DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES, LOW BLOW!!!! HE JUST DELIVERED A LOW BLOW TO CAGE! Anything goes, Cage backing up to the ropes as Wilson grabs that staple gun, AND HE STAPLES CAGE IN THE TORSO!!! Jesus, WILSON GRABBING CAGE AND HE STAPLES HIM RIGHT IN THE FOREHEAD!!! This is graphic! Cage pulling at the staple in his head! Wilson, WITH A SUPERKICK KNOCKING CAGE OUT OF THE RING!! Wilson making his way outside of the ring as he goes underneath the ring, AND HE PULLS OUT TWO TABLES!!!! This match is about to get even more sick and barbaric! This wasn’t even scheduled, this was a request from both individuals!
Stew: Wilson is setting up these tables! Cage is leaning on the steps! Wilson preparing for something here! As he grabs Cage, Cage fighting back though! Delivering body shots to Wilson but Wilson with a big forearm smash to the face of Cage! Wilson grabbing Cage! BUT CAGE WITH A HEADBUTT!! Wilson knocked for a loop! Cage using his own head as a weapon! Wilson comes forward again, BUT CAGE WITH ANOTHER HEADBUTT!! Wilson hurting, BUT HE COMES FORWARD SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!! AND HE KNOCKS CAGE ON THE TABLES!!! CAGE IS LYING PRONE ON THE TABLES!!! Wilson, crawling inside of the ring! Making his way over to that ladder, that 15ft ladder he has in his hand as he sets it up inside of the ring, Cage is still prone on both tables on the outside of the ring! Wilson climbing the ladder, rung by rung! He’s setting up for something that will surely put away Cage, there’s no way he’ll survive this! Wilson climbing up! All the way to the very top of the ladder! And he makes his way forward directly with Cage in his sights! Cage hasn’t moved! AND RYAN WILSON FLIES WITH A SWANTON BOMB OFF THE 15FT LADDER CRASHING THROUGH BOTH TABLES AND CAGE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! SWANTON OFF THE LADDER CRASHING BOTH TABLES!!! CAGE HAS TO BE FINISHED!!! Wilson, Cage! Laying in a wreckage of tables! Wilson, pulling himself up! He felt some of that as well! Cage may have gotten the brunt of it!
Deadprez: Wilson up to his feet! He grabs Cage! This is 227 pounds of deadweight! AND HE THROWS CAGE INSIDE OF THE RING!!! Wilson hooks the leg of Cage!
Stew: CAGE POPS HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS!!! Wilson can’t believe it! Wilson! He’s looking down at Cage! Wilson making his way outside of the ring again! AND HE GOES UNDERNEATH THE RING FOR ANOTHER TABLE!!! WILSON PULLING OUT ANOTHER TABLE AND SLIDES IT INSIDE OF THE RING! Wilson almost smelling blood in the water! Wilson setting up that table and positioning it near the corner! Wilson grabbing Cage, but Cage still fighting, swinging and his blows to the body of Wilson trigger Wilson to deliver a clubbing blow to the spine of Cage! Wilson grabbing up the former EAW champion as he walks with him and changes direction from the table to those thumbtacks! WILSON!! GOING FOR THE MIC DROP!!! SMALL PACKAGE PILEDRIVER INTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!! BUT CAGE! FIGHTS OUT OF IT!!! AND HE GOES BEHIND WILSON!!! BACK SUPLEX INTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!!! OH MY GOD!! BOTH MEN GO CRASHING THROUGH THE THUMBTACKS!!!!! BOTH MEN GETTING STABBED BY TACKS!!! BOTH MEN WITH TACKS IN THEIR BACK!!! Wilson writhing around in pain! Cage with his eyes wide open! And he’s obviously in pain!! This match has been brutal! But you have to think Cage is in his element, this is where he is most dangerous! Wilson has showed out tonight though! He’s been taking it to the hall of famer!
Deadprez: Cage is rising up to his feet, he pulls a thumbtack out of his arm! Jesus, Cage grabbing the lighter fluid! This is not good! CAGE IS POURING LIGHTER FLUID ALL OVER THE TABLE!!!! CAGE COVERING THAT TABLE!!!! This is not good, HE GRABS A LIGHTER OUT OF HIS POCKET!!! AND HE SETS THE TABLE ABLAZE!! FLAMING TABLE IN THE RING!!!!! Cage is going for the kill, Wilson in the meantime has grabbed Cage’s barbed wire baseball bat! AND HE SMASHES CAGE AS HE TURNS IN THE MID-SECTION WITH THE BASEBALL BAT!!! RETURNING THE FAVOR!!! Wilson grabbing Cage as he dropped the bat and drags him to the corner in front of the flaming table! Wilson placing Cage on the top turnbuckle! AND HE CLIMBS UP AS WELL!! WILSON LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!! BUT CAGE!! HE’S FIGHTING OUT OF IT!!! BODY SHOTS! AND HE BREAKS WILSON’S FRONT FACELOCK ATTEMPT FOR THE SUPLEX!! AND HE BEGINS DELIVERING HEADBUTT’S! REPEATED HEADBUTT’S BY CAGE!!!! AND CAGE DOUBLE UNDERHOOKS THE ARMS OF WILSON!! WILSON TRYING TO BREAK FREE!! CAGE HAS HIM!!!
Stew: AVALANCHE MERCY RULE!!!! ELEVATED DOUBLE ARM DDT FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE CRASHING THROUGH THE FLAMING TABLE!!!! THE CREW QUICKLY WITH FIRE EXTINGUISHERS PUTTING OUT THE FIRE!!! OH GOD!!!!! AND CAGE!!! DRAPES HIS ARM OVER THE BODY OF WILSON!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit” By Nirvana hits as Wilson is prone on the mat and Cage is not unconscious but refusing help from the referee)
Bella Braxton: HEEEEREEE IS YOUR WINNNERRRR……… CAAAAGGGGEEEE!!!
Deadprez: Jesus! Just when you think we’d spend our holidays without some kind of gruesome brutality, we allow Cage to compete on this damn show! What about all the kids watching?
Stew: Both men asked for this! And it delivered! This was an intense match! Violence, brutality, everything you could ask for if you are a fan of this kind of violence!! Both men put on a show tonight!
(Wilson is being tended to by outside officials as Cage pops up to his feet and raises his middle fingers high in the air as the crowd follows suit)
(Cage is shown asking for a microphone as his music dies down and the crowd continues to cheer on)
Stew: Uh oh, I think he has something to say!
(Cage is taking his time after his match, breathing heavily but he finally speaks into the microphone)
Cage: That was so much fun! So much fun that I want to do it all over again. But it’s sad, that Ryan Wilson had to get that, almost like it’s sad that before I had the chance to end Impact’s career, security and officials pulled me off of him. So why should the fun end? The script was written for it to be like this and I got eliminated first, and then I made sure Impact didn’t win the World Heavyweight Championship again. So in the world’s eyes I look like a bitter son of a bitch, I look crazy, I look like I’m just some fucking idiot who couldn’t stand losing but that’s not the case ladies and gentleman I assure you. I’m not playing these stupid little games. We are going to do things my way, we are going to do things the way it should of been handled a long time ago.
(Cage pauses before he continues speaking again)
Cage: Everyone around here has got shit to say, “Oh Cage, what do you think about what Visual Prophet had to say about you? what do you think about Impact, Drake King, Mr. DEDEDE” and Ryan Wilson and you saw what I just did to him. Everyone talking shit, but when it comes to getting in this damn ring, I either need the whole world to gang up on me just to get rid of me. Guys made declarations, they said “Cage won’t be here in 2020” well here I am on Christmas day and then on Friday January 3rd 2020, I’m going to be right there on Dynasty so what does that say about the proclamations of these men who are constantly on my dick? They just saying shit just to say it, everyone is just talking shit because that’s the business we work in now, that’s how shit flies around here. You can talk shit and have no repercussions for your words, so how about we finally stop talking. This constant back and forth between me and Impact is wack, at Road To Redemption you got Jake Mercer talking about “Cage needs to let this thing go”, you got people feeling sorry for Impact, you are sorry for Impact? Is that what we’ve come to? We feel sorry for Impact for getting a TASTE of what is coming to him? We talk about Cage needing to let this thing go between him and Impact. Like I’m the one who has to pick fights with people because I realize my career is nothing without the Heavyweight Championship anymore? Like I’m crazy and I’m just acting impulsive? To Jake Mercer, to you Stew, to anyone who has a problem with how I handle my situations I say you can all kiss my ass!
Deadprez: HA! HE TOLD YOU!
Cage: This thing between Impact and myself isn’t going to end until I get what I want and I want Impact’s blood to stain this canvas underneath my feet. And I don’t want the fun to end Impact, I want the fun to continue so much so that starting the new year, how about I just take this up another level and come for everything you care about, everything that you love, everything that keeps you going. Everything Impact, I’m coming for everything. Consider this an official call of war and you are going to learn going to war with me is a very bad, bad idea.
(Cage grabs the camera away from the camera man aggressively and places it on the canvas as he grabs his barbed wire bat and picks back up the microphone as he stares into the camera)
Cage: Those close to you are in danger, The woman you sleep with is in danger, your family is in danger, the world doesn’t know if you reproduced or not but I’ll prevent you from ever doing so. I am going to burn everything around you, I’m going to hurt everyone close to you and everyone you consider a friend and then when it comes down to just you and me, I’m going to kick the shit out of you.
(Cage drops the microphone and repeatedly smashes the camera with his barbed wire baseball bat as “Smells Like Teen Spirit” picks up once again and Cage storms out of the ring and hops the barricade and through the audience)
( Gavin Kirkland is on the stage ready to announce the next award with a cup of spiked eggnog in his hand. Gavin takes a sip before beginning his speech. )
Gavin Kirkland: One of the most rewarding parts about following the EAW product is seeing people come in and develop right before your eyes. Kind of like college girls! They start off as these timid awkward littlesloots who are one keg away from being taken advantage of by creepy old pervs like me, and by seniors they are well groomed and ready for the workplace and prepared to sleep their way to the top! I am so surprised I haven’t been dragged off the stage and put in front a firing squad yet. Nevertheless, EAW has seen many stars come and go. Many show promise only to fizzle out. Sme aren’t given the time of day and force the world to put them on notice, while others are late bloomers and manage to develop a nice lane for themselves. This year the field for the “Most Improved” award is wide open and for a reason. We have all of the mentioned levels of improvement involved , and these are the Elitists who, most of all, are ending the year (and the decade) with an entirely different perception of themselves than when they started. Let’s take a gander at the nominees.
( A highlight reel plays capturing the nominees for the 2019 “Most Improved” Elitist of the Year award featuring:
– Jake Smith
– Drake King
– Constance Blevins
– Terry Chambers
– M*rk M*chaels
– Ryan Wilson
– Archimedes J. Manson )
( Return to the stage. The drumroll can be heard, and Gavin opens up the envelope to read out the name of the winner. )
Gavin Kirkland: Your winner and the 2019 “MOST IMPROVED” ELITIST OF THE YEAR…. DRAKE KING!!!!
( “Ready for War” by Adelitas Way plays and Drake King walks out onto the stage dressed in his entrance attire. He shakes hands with Gavin and is handed his trophy, allowing him to take a moment to stare at it. He steps in front of the podium and is given the floor to speak. )
Drake King: Most Improved Elitist of the Year huh. Well, I’m feeling a mixed bag of emotions right now. I won’t take any end-of-the-year award lightly, I know how prestigious they are in this company and I expect this to be perhaps the first of many. It’s nice that I’m going into the new decade as the most improved Elitist because it means that all of my efforts have been noticed. The problem is… I don’t think it’s enough for me anymore.
What I mean is, being good isn’t good enough. I know I’m good. I know I’ve improved leaps and bounds compared to what I was even just six months ago, let alone the entire year. But that’s what’s expected of me, what other option is there? To stagnate? Obviously I can’t do that. The goal isn’t to be recognized for my talent, it’s to be a symbol of excellence in all of EAW. And calling myself the king and being a really good wrestler isn’t going to cut it. Nothing is going to satisfy me other than being the World Heavyweight Champion, bottomline.
( Drake receives a mixed response from the crowd. )
Drake King: Anything else, to me, is just a consolation prize. Even this trophy here will mean more once it’s accompanied with a World Championship. That’s the standard I’ve set for myself from the beginning of the season and that isn’t going to be something I allow to bend or break. Think of being considered not only the most improved champion even above guys who have been here and done nothing for years like Terry Chambers and Mark Michaels, but becoming World Champion on top of it. That should have been me at Road to Redemption, although I suppose I should be grateful I managed to leave that building alive after that chamber. But being grateful never won anybody a war. And maybe that’s how I have to treat the new year. Maybe I need to remind myself that I’m going into the new decade exactly like I’m going into a war, with everything to lose and everything to gain at the exact same time. If I can’t point out what I want and get it for myself than all of this “improvement” I’ve made will be all for nothing. If I’m not the World Champion then this trophy is nothing more than a participation trophy. And part of why I’m competing here, tonight, and not taking the holiday off to relax with my family is because I want to prove that I will stop at nothing to accomplish my goal. There’s no rest for the weary, as they say, and I’m sick and tired of being a king without a crown. I’m nowhere near finished with the hunt just yet, and tonight’s accolade is going to be a sign of much much more to come. Just you watch.
( “Ready For War” picks back up and Drake King holds up his trophy before walking over to the side of the stage for the photo-op portion of his award acceptance. )
(Camera returns to the full house in Dubai as we see Bella Braxton ready to call the next match into action.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(The crowd turns to the stage in anticipation… but nothing happens.)
Deadprez: What’s going on?
Stew-O: I mean when our production team travels internationally we can sometimes experience delays but…
(The tron screen then cuts on to show the backstage area where Lars Grier has Jake Smith up on his shoulder.)
Deadprez: WHOA! Hey these two are supposed to be getting ready for a match right now! What gives?!?
Stew-O: Well Lars Grier made his presence felt when he returned to Elite Answers Wrestling by attacking Consuela Rose Ava at Road to Redemption! And it looks like he’s trying to send the same message to Jake Smith here tonight!
(Jake tries to fight back but Lars simply overpowers him with size and strength. Lars scoops Jake up high.)
Deadprez: DEADLIGHT DRIVE! THE HUGH ANGLE URANAGE! AND HE JUST SMASHED JAKE INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!
Stew-O: Jake is in a bad way here and now Lars has him by the hair and is walking the former PURE Champion out to the ring almost like a dog on a leash!
(Lars drags Jake out from the back and through the curtain out onto the stage.)
Stew-O: Well Lars trying time guide Jake out here for what was supposed to be a fair match but Jake is in bad shape after that Deadlight Drive onto the concrete! Lars is dragging Jake down the ramp— BUT JAKE TRYING TO FIGHT BACK STILL!
Deadprez: Jake Smith swinging punches with what he has left in him! Trying to land something as Lars has control of his head! Jake in obvious pain but doing what he can to survive! Lars just shakes his head at the man who calls himself the Mightiest One! Grier scooping Jake up onto his shoulder! He has some evil intentions right now! GRIER POWERSLAMMING JAKE’S BACK ONTO THE EDGE OF THE RAMP! JAKE’S BODY JUST BENT AT A HORRIFIC ANGLE! Lars just grabbing Jake again and Smith isn’t moving! Lars puts the former PURE Champ onto his shoulders and just begins to walk down towards the ring!
Stew-O: Lars rolling Jake underneath the bottom rope and pointing at the referee! Lars ordering for the bell! He’s demanding for this match to start!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Lars has Jake pulled into the center of the ring! Lars going to put Jake away right now! He has him in position! He lifts him up! Going to hit the Toledo Sunrise! The jumping spinning tombstone piledriver!
Deadprez: HE HITS IT! JAKE’S HEAD JUST SNAPPED TO ONE SIDE AS IT CONNECTS! JAKE MAY BE OUT! LARS MAKES THE COVER!
Deadprez: WAIT! JAKE KICKED OUT AT THE LAST INSTANT! HE’S HOLDING ON! NOT LETTING THE MATCH END THIS WAY!
Stew-O: But Lars not bothered! Just intent on inflicting pain! He rolls over and grabs Jake by the back of the head! Driving his fist into Jake’s face! Jake is being brutalized by Lars here! Grier looking to take a statement win here tonight! He stands to his feet and drive a boot firmly into Jake’s face! Smith is completely rocked! His back is destroyed from the slam into the concrete and the ramp! And that pile driver had to have wrecked his neck! His entire spinal column must be in terrible shape now! And meanwhile Lars is lining himself up!
Deadprez: Jake still trying to fight back but I wonder how much of it is conscious effort and how much is blind swinging! He’s trying to pull himself up to his feet but struggling to do so! Every movement made excruciating by the pain shooting through his entire nervous system! Lars waiting patiently for his opportunity! Jake pulling himself up with the help of the ropes now! Hoisting himself up! Jake is up! And he turns—
Deadprez: NO! JAKE SPUN TO THE SIDE AND THREW HIMSELF AGAINST THE ROPES TO DODGE! LARS GOES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AND CONNECTS WITH THE STEEL POST!
Stew-O: Jake Smith with the instincts to survive felt it coming and just barely got out of the way! Lars trying to pull himself out of the corner though! Grabbing at that shoulder as he stands to his feet and— SUPERKICK!! JAKE SMITH WITH THE SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF LARS GRIER! LARS IS STUNNED AND KNOCKED BACK INTO THE CORNER!
Deadprez: Jake Smith sees his opportunity! He throws himself onto Grier in the corner! Jake standing up onto the ropes and driving elbows into the face of Lars! Jake doing what he has to to create his opening! Shot after shot trying to crack away at the skull! Grier trying to cover up though! He punches Smith in the gut! Lars grabbing Jake by the waist and shoves him off! Lars checking his face and turning his attention back to Smith! Lars moves in— WHOA!
Stew-O: JAKE JUST RAN IN AND GRABBED LARS MIDSTRIDE! BROKEN WINGS! THE RUNNING SWINGING NECKBREAKER! IT HITS AND LARS IS DOWN! JAKE SMITH LOOKING TO RUN AWAY WITH IT! HE HOOKS THE LEG!
Stew-O: OH BUT LARS POWERED OUT AT THE LAST NANOSECOND! WHAT POWER FROM THE BIG MAN! JAKE CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
Deadprez: These two matching up for the first time and both only scratching the surface of what the other is capable of! Jake not letting the shock keep him down long! He knows he is fighting from behind in this match and he has to keep the pressure on! Jake grabs Lars by the hair and pulls him up to his knees! He grabs the butterfly hold on Grier! Pulling the big guy to his feet! Jake firms up his hold! RIDE TO HELL!!
Stew-O: NO! JAKE WENT FOR THE ELEVATED BUTTERFLY DDT BUT HIS BACK GAVE OUT AFTER THAT PUNISHMENT FROM EARLIER! HIS SPINE IS SHOT!! JAKE CRUMBLED TO THE MAT! I thought he was going to take it with that move but now both men are down! Jake is clutching at his spine but Lars is feeling the effects of the Broken Wings! The first man up gains an advantage!
Deadprez: But look in the eyes of the former PURE Champion! Jake not staying down! Pulling himself up! Lars trying to get to his feet too but well behind Jake! Smith up to his knees! Pressing up to his feet! Breathing heavy! He has his eyes on Grier! Jake rushes in! Grier getting up— SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT!
Stew-O: RAVENBEAK! JAKE WENT FOR THE BOMAYE KNEE BUT GRIER SPRUNG UP INTO THE SPEAR! HE JUST TORE JAKE SMITH IN HALF!! LARS FALLS DOWN OVER JAKE’S BODY! HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS DEEP!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… LARS GRIER!!!
(The crowd boos as Lars stands to his feet and has his hand raised by the referee. “Carion Is” plays over the speakers as Lars stands over Jake, almost looking over him like a victim. Lars clutches at his neck as he stands.)
Deadprez: Damn! Jake Smith about came back and still made it happen but Lars did too much damage with that beat down before the match! But Jake got his shots in and made his presence felt!
Stew-O: That he did but nonetheless, a victorious return to the ring for Lars Grier! It’s been well over a year now since he left, but he’s not missed a step! Let all of Voltage be on notice! He’s back!
(Final shot shows Lars walking up the ramp as Jake tries to roll out the ring.)
(Commercial for commercialism and credit card debt. Merry Christmas!)
(Christmas in Dubai fades into a promotional ad for the upcoming King of Elite tournament.)
(A promotional ad plays featuring several EAW Elitists representing Dynasty, Showdown, and Voltage.The King of Elite tournament officially kicks off on each brand during the first shows of the new year! Who will be crowned King of Elite? Find out February 8th, live from Stadio Olimpico in Rome Italy, only on Free-Per-View!)
(Christmas in Dubai fades back in and cuts to Gavin, who is standing behind his fancy, little podium.)
Gavin Kirkland: The next award we are going to hand out is for the 2019 Stable of the Year! Every year it seems like EAW has groups that get together and change the landscape of this place as we know it and this past year was no exception. Last year, three blondes took home this award and this year they are looking to repeat… despite falling apart there towards the end :troll: That’s right, I am talking about the Jaded Wolfe Hearts. Let’s check out the nominees for Stable of the Year.
(A highlight reel plays for the 2019 Stable of the Year nominees:
– The Jaded Wolfe Hearts
– The 1%
– The Roundtable
– The Beating Hearts of Voltage.)
(The camera focuses in on Gavin once again and he’s grinning maniacally as he opens up the envelope.)
Gavin Kirkland: :mjlit:!!!!! AND THE 2019 STABLE OF THE YEAR…. THE BEATING HEARTS OF VOLTAGE!!! :mjlit:!!!!
(“Fire” by PVRIS begins to play and the crowd erupts as all four Beating Hearts walk out onto the stage. Andrea Valentine and Raven Roberts walk out with their championships, and Ms. Extreme and Consuela Rose Ava walk out arm-in-arm. The sisters grin at each other, while all four women take a moment to soak in the reaction of the crowd. Andrea is especially overwhelmed because this is her first official appearance as the EAW World Champion. The Beating Hearts beam at one another and make their way to the podium.)
(Gavin greets them, and spends extra time gushing over Andrea, who wants nothing to do with him, and each woman is handed a trophy. They take a moment to look at their respective rewards before Raven takes the podium first.)
Raven Roberts: This isn’t the first time I’ve been part of a group, and I think it goes without saying that I was pretty hesitant to put my trust in people again, and I didn’t really expect anyone to want to put their faith in me. My former cohorts aren’t worth mentioning by name but one thing I will say is that experience taught me a lot. I wasn’t sure if women like Andrea, Camille, and Consuela would ever give me the time of day based on my history, but our situation on Voltage bonded us together and I’m grateful that these three women gave me the benefit of the doubt. We didn’t really have a choice but to find trust in one another because we were set up for failure the second we got drafted to Voltage. The war we got thrown into was never set up for us to win but low and behold…
Ms. Extreme: We won.
(Ms. Extreme looks at her sisters in arms and shakes her head.)
Ms. Extreme: If someone had told me last year that my 2019 would end up being like this… I don’t even know if I would have believed it. One thing I’ve never doubted is my ability inside the ring but between the injuries and setbacks, and the doctors not wanting to clear me, my future in this company was up in the air. Winning the PURE Championship and breaking that record is something I’ll never forget, and what I’ve done so far on Voltage standing beside my sister, Raven, and Andrea is something no one can take away from any of us. We’ve been through Hell, won a fucking War Games, and ultimately we stand here as the victor of the whole damn thing. The war we never asked to fight, but wasn’t given a choice, and if there’s one thing I know going forward is that I’ll fight for any of these women, at any time, anywhere. These queens mean the world to me and I’m honored to share this award with them.
Consuela Rose Ava: I kind of feel a similar way as Camille. My 2018 was nothing to write home about and when I decided to step away and clear my head, I knew that decision was going to be met with a lot of criticism. I questioned myself repeatedly if this was the right thing to do, but in my heart I knew it was. I had to step away from EAW to realize how much I love EAW and the sport of professional wrestling in general. Capturing the Specialists Championship for the third time and then winning the 24/7 contract at Pain for Pride meant the world to me, and putting the final nail in Veena’s coffin after Andrea dethroned Charlie was the perfect way to end this year. I’m proud of what I’ve accomplished and I’m so incredibly happy to share this award with the women I’m standing beside.
(The crowd has been solidly behind the Beating Hearts and when Andrea steps you to the podium, they burst into a new round of cheers. Andrea nods her head and holds the EAW World Championship up, and the crowd reacts accordingly.)
Andrea Valentine: This championship right here and this trophy I’m about to share with Raven, Camille, and Consuela signals the beginning of a new era of Voltage. As proud as I am of myself for winning the chamber, I know that it was as much my victory as it was everyone else’s. We all wanted to see Charlie beaten and defeated, and the dose of karma he got inside that chamber was really well deserved. I promise to restore this championship to the actual gold standard it deserves, and I’m going to be bold and say that all of us will make damn sure people like Charlie and Veena never get that kind of power again. The four of us might not have ever gotten this close under any other circumstances, but everything happens for a reason.
Ms. Extreme: And I got my wedding invitation :blessed:
Raven Roberts: :blessed: It’s going to be amazing!
Consuela Rose Ava: 2020 is going to be amazing. A new decade is upon us!
Andrea Valentine: And the decade is getting started exactly the way it should be which is ushered in by…
Beating Hearts: QUEENS ONLY!!!
(“Fire” by PVRIS hits again as the girls grab one another’s hands and raise them in the air.)
Stew-O (background): Congratulations to the Beating Hearts of Voltage for picking up not only the 2019 Stable of the Year award, but for sharing the Feud of the Year award with Sienna Jade and Serena Bennett. The Beating Hearts of Voltage versus Charlie Marr and Veena Adams was certainly a feud that was set up to break the girls, but they overcame the odds and slaughtered every obstacle placed in front of them.
Deadprez (background): Also congratulations to Ms. Extreme for picking up Comeback of the Year. There was a time when many experts said she would never wrestle again, let alone become a legitimate threat to win a world championship, but she’s overcome all odds and proved all of them wrong.
(The camera takes a final shot of the Beating Hearts before cutting to Bella.)
(We get a nice shot of the ring as fans begin to silence as Bella Braxton begins to speak.)
Bella Braxton: Our next match is scheduled for
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Bella Braxton: AND IT IS A CROSSBRAND SINGLES MATCH!
(‘It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta plays. The audience begin to let Charlie Marr have it as he steps behind the curtain, stern look on his face, staring off at the crowd.)
Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring first…from Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom…weighing in at 240 pounds…MAIN EVENT MARR…CHAAAAAAARLIEEEE MAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!
Stew-O: Marr slowly saunters down the ramp as the fans here in Dubai let him have it. This is the first time in a long time where Charlie Marr is entering the match without championship gold on his body and it’s almost hard to envision given his performance at the Extreme Elimination Chamber at Road to Redemption.
DeadPrez: He eliminates nearly every single person and was proving to be the dominant champion many knew he could be. That is until a thorn from his past returned and helped end his reign of terror on Voltage’s main event scene.
Stew-O: Malcolm Jones, fired months ago and dethroned by Charlie Marr and Veena Adams, returned to the surprise of everyone and cost Marr his title at RTR. Now? Marr is a man in the middle looking for his next opportunity to prove and show all that he is still the main event Marr that he has proven to all to be. Marr has a huge opportunity tonight to remind everyone that Big Match Charlie will be a pivotal elitist as we go on to 2020 and the second half of season 13!
(Charlie Marr rolls in the ring and stands poised as more boos rain down. Marr looks around and stares down a few rowdy men ring side as he mouths the words “Fuck you” to them. Skepta’s music fades out as “Ambitionz az a Ridah” by Tupac begins to play as the entire audience does a complete 180 from booing to cheering.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT…
(TLA pulls up in a gold painted low rider, bouncing high on stage, and with one hand on a steering wheel and the other on the hydraulic switches. TLA bounces for a bit before letting the car rest in the air as he parks it as is and hops out. TLA begins to walk down the ramp but stops as he turns and goes back to the back seat of his car.)
Bella Braxton: Hailing from The Poon Palace in Miami, Florida…weighing in today at 210 pounds…he is the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…LA PANTERA SEXUAL…T…L…AAAAAAA!!!
(TLA opens the back door, reaches in, and reveals his World Heavyweight Championship as the fans are delighted and cheer. TLA raises his belt high as he walks down the ramp towards the ring.)
DeadPrez: The only World champion to retain his title in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, TLA had one of the more competitive opponents in many years on Dynasty didn’t he, Stew?
Stew-O: Indeed. Impact, Kassidy, Cage, Viz, Drake King…incredible performers and performances yet TLA our lasted and out did every single one of them. Kassidy, Impact, and Cage were eliminated and left with the odd pairing of Drake King and The Visual Prophet, TLA managed to eliminate them both in spectacular fashion with an all time great Mexican Destroyer that led to a double pin. TLA proved at Road to Redemption that he will not be a transitional champion and that he is here to stay.
DeadPrez: It was a great defense and solidified him as a champion but challengers aren’t going to look at his performance at RTR and hide from TLA. Performances like that one will make people want to stop his run even more and 2020 will be a big one if he wants to go down as one of the best to ever do it.
Stew-O: Many looked at TLA as a joke before and after he won that belt at House of Glass but Road to Redemption let the whole world know that he is not joking when it comes to defending that World Heavyweight Championship.
DeadPrez: What’s crazy is, he isn’t even a heavyweight technically…unless he goes a few hours without taking a shit.
(TLA enters the ring and slaps his chest before raising his belt once more as Marr kneels down in his corner staring down the champion. TLA hands the referee his title as he gets to his own corner and his music fades out.)
DeadPrez: Non title match here but still one I know a lot of fans are hyped as hell to see.
Stew-O: Not just the fans, I know this match is a dream match for everyone who loves Elite Answers Wrestling!
DeadPrez: The bell rings as Marr is squatting in his corner as TLA steps out of his. Both men are very tough competitors and their styles should make for a great match.
Stew-O: I agree. TLA gets near the center of the ring as Marr slowly rises and meets him there as well. Marr stands a few feet from TLA as he begins mouthing off to the World Heavyweight Champion. TLA smirks as Marr looks as serious as a heart attack. Marr looks around as the Saudi audience boos him more. TLA speaks back but only those two men can hear what is being said. Marr takes his left hand and lightly shoves TLA as TLA barely moves. TLA steps up and takes his index finger and thump and…FLICKS MARR RIGHT IN THE CHEST? Marr looks back confused and almost disrespected as he steps up even closer to TLA.
DeadPrez: Marr takes both hands and shoves TLA back as TLA steps back twice before planting his feet. TLA is smirking as he steps back to Marr as TLA is face to face with Marr. TLA begins squinting, looking over Marr’s left shoulder…staring very hard at the crowd.
TLA off mic: Holy shit, is that Daryl Kinkade?!
Stew-O: Marr doesn’t fall for it, shaking his head while keeping his eyes locked on his opponent.
Charlie Marr off mic: Fuck you.
DeadPrez: MARR COCKS BACK A LEFT HAND! LET HOOK TO TLA’S HEAD…NO! TLA ducks. TLA TAKES HIS LEFT HAND…MY GOD!
Stew-O: TLA SNATCHES MARR’S BEARD WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND PULLS AS HARD AS HE CAN AS MARR SCREAMS IN AGONY! Marr grabs TLA’s left hand with both of his own hands as TLA let’s go. Marr’s head snaps back as TLA lifts his right foot up and STOMPS ON MARR’S RIGHT FOOT AS MARR HOPS ON HIS LEFT FOOT! Marr has on hand on his beard and the other on his feet as TLA shrugs his shoulders and runs backwards to the ropes.
DeadPrez: TLA starts the action with that unconventional offense as he bounces off the ropes and charges a thrown off Marr. TLA leaps as Marr sees him coming. TLA locks his ankles around Marr’s head…HEADSCISSORS TAKE-No! Charlie Marr hits a cartwheel in a solid display of that athleticism he has and gets back to his own feet. TLA rolls on the ground and back to his own feet as Marr charges. Marr throws a clothesline at TLA who ducks and runs under his arm.
Stew-O: TLA runs straight to the ropes again as Marr spins around and sees him coming back faster than before. TLA throws a clothesline of his own but Charlie Marr ducks it as well. TLA stops on a dime and turns around as Marr hooks under him and ARM DRAG SENDS TLA FLIPPING OVER AND ON TO HIS BACK! Marr quickly gets to his feet as TLA rolls back to his own feet. TLA charges against as Marr catches him again…ANOTHER ARM DRAG AS TLA ROLLS THROUGH ONCE MORE AND MARR HOPS TL HIS FEET AGAIN! Marr looks to be going for a trifecta as TLA rushes into it one more time as NO!
DeadPrez: LOOK AT THAT! Marr went for a third arm drag but TLA flips forward and lands on his feet! TLA turns as Marr gets up and watches Marr try to rush him and SOLID DROPKICK BY THE WORLD CHAMPION RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF MARR AS MARR STUMBLES BACKWARDS INTO A NEARBY RING CORNER! Marr’s back hits the turnbuckle as he pauses for a second and watches TLA get off his hands and knees to his feet. Marr bursts out of the ring corner and goes at TLA RUNNING KNEE LIFT RIGHT TO THE CHIN OF TLA!
Stew-O: Marr snaps TLA’s head backwards as Marr runs to the ropes himself, bounces off, and charges TLA again. BIG BOOT TO THE CHIN ROCKS AND DROPS THE DYNASTY WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AS TLA LANDS ON HIS BACK!
DeadPrez: Marr pulled off a solid combination of knee lift into a running big boot as he goes quickly for a cover!
DeadPrez: Only a 1.5 count on that as Marr hasn’t done enough yet to keep TLA down. Marr grabs TLA by his hair then quickly let’s go as Marr looks disgusted at the champ. That hair is as lubricated as Minerva’s vagina when The Visual Prophet walks in the room. Marr is not amused as he rubs the oil like grease from TLA’s hair doo on to the ring mat and returns to help him up to his feet. Marr drags him off the ground as-
Stew-O: LOOK! TLA WITH THE SMALL PACKAGE AS HE CATCHES MARR OFF GUARD!
Stew-O: What a quick pin attempt as TLA and Marr both roll backwards out of that pin attempt! Marr stares at TLA as TLA pauses and locks eyes with his opponent. Both men stare each other down as they both rest on one knee and slowly rise as the fans in Dubai let out a loud applause at the start of this match.
DeadPrez: Some fast paced ring work from these two fellas as Marr rubs his beard and TLA fixes his hair. Who you got in this one, Stewy?
Stew-O: I’m biased and I can’t help but root for TLA. His story, overcoming Darkane, overcoming Impact, his history as an underdog…that RTR performance…the fact that he is so beloved and hilarious.
DeadPrez: Not going to mention the part where he is on Dynasty huh?
Stew-O: That too! What about you? Who do you root for in this?
DeadPrez: I mean, Charlie Marr is a dick but as a complete professional wrestler it’s hard to argue against his talent. People discredit him for a lot of things but even though he lost at Road to Redemption, eliminating the people he did was impressive. I think despite not being champion, Marr is still a dangerous boy to be in that ring with as both men lock up one more time in the middle of the ring.
Stew-O: Champ is being out muscled as Marr pushes him backwards into the ring ropes. A 30 pound advantage to Marr has him forcing TLA into the corner as Marr NO! TLA with a kick to the gut to Charlie as both men let go of one another. Another kick by TLA, to the left thigh as Marr steps back. TLA lifts himself on to the middle turnbuckle as MARR CHARGES BACK! HEADBUTT TO THE RIBS OF TLA BY MARR AS TLA holds his stomach and sits on the top rope. Marr begins to climb the turnbuckle and now has TLA’s head hooked BUT WAIT!
DeadPrez: TLA SLIDES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND UNDER MARR! TLA HAS MARR IN POSITION AS HE HAS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS AND BEGINS TO SLOWLY WALK OUT OF THE CORNER! RUNNING POWERBOMB-NO!
Stew-O: HURRICANRANA BY CHARLIE MARR TO TLA!
DeadPrez: NO!! TLA FLIPS FORWARD AND LANDS ON HIS FEET AS MARR PULLED THAT MOVE OUT OF NOWHERE! TLA has his back facing Marr as Charlie turns to get up and CARTEL KICK!! BACKWARDS FLIP BY TLA INTO THE PELE KICK ROCKS MARR AS HE STANDS DAZED AND CONFUSED AND HURT! TLA gets back up and sees his opponent trying to shake off that kick as TLA keeps the pressure on.
Stew-O: SWAG SHOT BY THE CHAMPION RIGHT TO THE JAW AS MARR STUMBLES BACK AGAIN BUT STAYS ON HIS FEET! That signature pimp slap hits perfectly. Marr looks hurt as TLA doesn’t let up one second. TLA charges and VERY MEXICAN UPPERCUT! THE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT SNAPS HIS FOE’S SKULL UP AS MARR FINALLY FALLS BACKWARDS AND FLAT ON HIS BACK!
DeadPrez: TLA IN HIS BAG RIGHT NOW AS MARR IS FLAT OUT ON THE MAT! TLA senses the crowd roaring as they see the champion have his opponent in a very bad position. TLA points to the sky as he marches to the turnbuckle close to him and begins to ascend that thang! These Saudi folks are going nuts for the champ as he turns and stands high on the corner turnbuckle! THE CROWD IS LOUD FOR LA PANTERA SEXUAL, STEW!
Crowd: T-L-A!! T-L-A!! T-L-A!! T-L-A!! T-L-A!! T-L-A!!
Stew-O: TLA looks to be ready to put an end to this contest! TLA crouches and EXPLODES OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, FLIPPING IN THE AIR! 420!!! SHOOTING STAR PR-
DeadPrez: NOOO! MARR GETS HIS KNEES UP AS TLA CRASHES CHEST FIRST INTO THE SHARPEST PART OF HIS OPPONENT’S KNEES! TLA BOUNCES OFF AND ROLLS ON THE RING MAT AS CHARLIE MARR SLOWLY GETS TO HIS OWN FEET AGAIN!
Stew-O: Incredible counter by Charlie Marr as TLA was beginning to mount a series of offensive attacks that could have ended him and this match. Marr is slowly rising as TLA clutches his chest and ribs with his hands and lays on his side on the ring mat. Charlie Marr pulls TLA up by his hair and gets him off the ground. TLA is shoved under Charlie’s arm as Marr hooks him into position. Marr is looking to finish this one himself! THE QUEEN IS DE-NO! TLA TWISTS UP AND OUT OF THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT! TLA THROWS A CHOP RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF MARR! TLA RUNS TO THE RING ROPES AND RUSHES NO!!!
DeadPrez: THE HEADMASTER RITUAL! SPINEBUSTER BY MARR FLATTENS TLA IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS MARR LAYS ON HIM AND HOOKS THE LEG! COVER!
Stew-O: KICK OUT AFTER TWO BY TLA! The champion was nearly caught and ended with that spinebuster. Marr rolls off TLA and begins to get off the ground. TLA rolls over onto his side again as he clutches at his back. Marr has been focused on the core and spine of his opponent even though his primary finishers are moves that target the skull. Do you think this is a sound strategy by him, Prez?
DeadPrez: Most definitely. Thing you gotta account for with Marr’s attacks is that he is only really taking what TLA is giving. TLA is a luchadore with a creative striking based offense and mixes that with traditional Lucha maneuvers. Headscissors take downs, tope con hilos, and evening more moves that take him and his opponent off the mat. Marr should be trying to ground and pound TLA and keep him away from the turnbuckles or ring ropes where he can turn himself into a Mexican projectile and have Marr disoriented and hurt.
Stew-O: Great analysis and I agree as Charlie lifts TLA off the ground as TLA is still favoring his midsection. TLA is hooked and put into position by Marr as Marr stares at the ravenous crowd here in Saudi Arabia. Marr moves quickly and SNAP SUPLEX DROPS TLA AGAIN BY CHARLIE MARR!
DeadPrez: Charlie Marr is keeping TLA in bad positions as that snap suplex puts him on his ground. Marr gets to his feet and is starting to feel himself as he looks at the angry fans booing and heckling him over and over.
Crowd: FUCK YOU CHARLIE!!! *clap clap clapclapclap* FUCK YOU CHARLIE!!! *clap clap clapclapclap* FUCK YOU CHARLIE!!! *clap clap clapclapclap* FUCK YOU CHARLIE!!! *clap clap clapclapclap*
Stew-O: Charlie raises both hands side to side and closes his eyes as he almost bathes in the hatred from the crowd. Marr opens his mouth and stands alone in the ring as the referee checks on TLA.
Charlie Marr off mic: :ciampa:
DeadPrez: Marr finally looks down at TLA as he gets to both hands and knees and tries to muster the energy to get back into this fight. Marr is in control as he shakes his head and walks down TLA. He shoves him between his legs into a piledriver position as TLA is helpless right now. Marr muscles him up…TLA is on his shoulders…FALLING POWERBOMB DRIVES THE CHAMPION SPINE FIRST BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Marr rolls out of the way…Marr gets back to his feet…Charlie is standing over TLA and
Stew-O: …He puts on boot on the chest of TLA as he goes for a taunting cover!
DeadPrez: The heart of a champion beats on as TLA pushes that disrespectful boot off his chest and Marr looks down at him with a disgusted expression on his face. Marr is STOMPING AWAY AT THE RIBCAGE OF TLA OVER AND OVER! STIFFER THAN BIG MIKE AS HE RUMMAGES THROUGH KASSIDY HEART’S UNDERWEAR DRAWER AS TLA DESPERATELY TRIES TO BLOCK FROM THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Marr has done as you said, ground and pound but TLA isn’t giving up it seems. Marr is helping TLA off the ground as TLA BAM! Right hook to the ribs of Charlie Marr by TLA. Another punch by the champ NO! KNEE TO THE JAW BY MARR ROCKS TLA AS TLA BEGINS TO STAND UP!
DeadPrez: Marr cocks back and CHOP TO THE CHEST OF THE CHAMPION BY MARR! TLA STEPS BACK BUT HE RETALIATES! CHOP BY TLA BACK TO MARR! Marr is lit up but he comes back and JAB TO THE CHIN OF TLA! TLA shakes his head and brings it back to him with an ELBOW TO THE JAW! Marr returns the favor with a VISCERAL OPEN PALM SLAP TO THE EAR OF TLA AS TLA IS NOW DISORIENTED! Marr screams right in his face and scoops him.
DeadPrez: NO! TLA BLOCKS IT BY STRIKING MARR WITH A DOUBLE EAR SLAP OF HIS OWN! MARR COVERS BOTH HIS EARS AS TLA STEPS BACKWARDS! TLA lines him up and KICK TO THE THIGH! TLA continues and KICK TO THE HIP! KICK TO THE GUT! 3 punch combination to to the chest followed by a quick Very Mexican Uppercut as TLA is turning up on Charlie with these fast striking combinations over and over! TLA spins and ANOTHER SWAG SHOT ROCKS MARR AGAIN AS MARR TURNS AROUND! TLA LEAPS IN THE AIR!
Stew-O: ZIG ZAG! THE JUMPING REVERSE BULLDOG PLANTS MARR ON HIS BACK AS TLA ROLLS OVER AND HOOKS BOTH LEGS! COVER!
DeadPrez: Stern kick out before three by Charlie as this hotly contested and highly anticipated match up goes on. Both men have been showcasing that World champion spirit as they are looking to end 2019 with a huge win here at Christmas at Dubai!
Stew-O: Some elitist are taking this week off but not these two men. Hate him or love him, Marr is putting on that same effort now as he did every night when he held that EAW Championship. Likewise, we all expect TLA to bring it every time he wrestles but given what he had to go through to keep his title, given the fact this is a non title match, and added to all of this he volunteered to wrestle here tonight let’s me and everyone knows he isn’t going to rest on one victory no matter how incredible of a victory it may have been!
DeadPrez: Marr tries to get up but TLA is up first. Marr begins crawling towards the ropes on his hands and knees and TLA walks and blocks his path. Marr looks up from his hands and knees as TLA wags his finger at him. TLA HOPS AND STOMPS RIGHT ON BOTH OF MARR’S HANDS AS MARR ROLLS ON THE RING MAT HOLDING HIS FINGERS CLOSE TO HIS CHEST! TLA looks around as Charlie is seen on his back stomping his feet at the pain from those stomps by the champ!
Stew-O: He might have broken several of Charlie’s fingers as TLA walks over Charlie’s body, turns around, and OH MY GOD! STANDING MOONSAULT BY TLA LANDS AS HE HITS CHARLIE MARR AND FLATTENS HIM ONCE AGAIN! TLA rolls off his foe but he is back clutching those ribs, the risk that comes with using your own body as offense, as Marr rolls on the ground and towards the ring ropes again.
DeadPrez: TLA is on one knee holding his ribs as Marr is using the ring ropes to get to his feet. Marr is clutching the middle rope as TLA gets back up. Marr begins to stand as he turns and sees the champion coming forward. DESPERATE RIGHT HAND SWING BY MARR…BLOCKED BY THE CHAMP! TLA COCKS BACK AND ROCKS CHARLIE AS CHARLIE TURNS AWAY WITH HIS BACK TO TLA. TLA RUSHES AND LEAPS AS HE SPINS HIS BODY IN THE AIR, WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND CHARLIE’S HEAD, AND TWISTS SOME MORE!
Stew-O: HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN BY TLA AS MARR GOES FLYING FORWARD! MARR LANDS NECK FIRST ON THE MIDDLE RING ROPE AS TLA ROLLS TO HIS FEET! MARR IS IN A BAD POSITION AS TLA AND THE CROWD SEES IT! TLA RAISES HIS FINGER AND RUNS TO THE ROPES! TLA BOUNCES AND GOES RIGHT BACK AT MARR HUNG UP ON THE RING ROPES!
DeadPrez: 305! 305! TIGER FEINT KICK AS MARR CATCHES THE FULL BRUNT OF IT AS HE GOES FLYING AWAY FROM THE ROPES AND BACKWARDS INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: MARR IS ROLLING ON THE MAT CLUTCHING HIS MOUTH AFTER TLA ENTHUSIASTICALLY KICKED HIM IN THE TEETH AFTER THAT 619 INSPIRED KICK!
DeadPrez: TLA is on the ring apron, climbing to his feet as he looks in the ring at his opponent holding his mouth and trying to make sense of what happened. Marr is holding his mouth as TLA stands on the apron with both hands on the top rope.
Crowd: FUCK YOU CHARLIE!!! T-L-A!!!! FUCK YOU CHARLIE!!! T-L-A!!!! FUCK YOU CHARLIE!!! T-L-A!!!!
Stew-O: The crowd is on their feet as are both Charlie and TLA. TLA hops off the apron, bounces off the top ropes, and SPRINGBOARDS INTO THE RING! DRAGONRANA FLIPS MARR INSIDE OUT! MARR IS PINNED FOLLOWING THAT INCREDIBLE SPRINGBOARD RANA AS TLA LOOKS TO END THIS NOW!
(Marr muscles his way out as the entire building let’s out a dissatisfied groan.)
DeadPrez: The fans thought it was over but to their dismay it is not!
Stew-O: A match this good and competitive, you would think they would want to see it continue.
DeadPrez: I think they are thoroughly enjoying these two behemoths go at it but clearly want TLA to take the win home. I think TLA thought that would put him away but this is Big Match Bharlie he’s facing. Main Event Marr is alive and so is this match up.
Stew-O: TLA is on his hands and knees as he slowly gets up. Marr is turning over as he rolls over and over to the apron himself. TLA adjusts his ring tights as he looks at the referee to confirm that it wasn’t a three count as he rubs his ribs and turns around. He sees Marr leaning on the outside of the ring on the apron as TLA walks towards him. Marr is hung on the middle rope as TLA reaches outside the ring to grab ahold of him:
DeadPrez: SHOULDER TO THE RIBS BY CHARLIE MARR AS HE COUNTERS TLA! Marr seemingly played possum as he sends his shoulder between the top and middle rope right into those hurting ribs of TLA. Marr begins climbing the ropes on the outside as he stands on the apron. TLA cocks back and slams his elbow NO! Marr blocks it as he grabs TLA’S arm. Marr spins TLA around as the champ’s back is now facing the ring ropes. Marr grabs the head of TLA and NECKBREAKER!
Stew-O: MARR PULLS TLA BACKWARDS INTO THAT ROPE ROPE AS MARR LANDS SEATED ON THE APRON! TLA SPRINGS FORWARD AS HE LANDS FACE DOWN AND MARR SITS ON THE RING APRON STARING INTO THE RAUCOUS CROWD BOOING HIM FOR THAT SEEMINGLY DIRTY MOVE!
Charlie Marr off mic: OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! LETS GO TLA! LETS GO TLA! Kiss my ass…
Stew-O: Marr mocks them all as he rolls backwards into the ring and gets back to his feet. TLA is now the one crawling and trying to get up as Marr is leaning against the ring ropes begging TLA to get back up. Marr cracks his neck as TLA is rising. TLA is up right and turning slowly as he holds the back of his neck. Marr begins spinning as he rushes the champion…
DeadPrez: CHARING CROSS!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: DISCUSS LARIAT BY MARR MISSES AS TLA DUCKS AT THE LAST SECOND! MARR KEEPS SPINNING AS TLA COMES BACK AND DELIVERS A SWIFT KICK TO THE GUT! MARR IS IN A PILEDRIVER POSITION AS TLA BEGINS TO FLIP…MEXICAN DESTROYER!
DeadPrez: NO! NO! MY GOODNESS! MARR STANDS UPRIGHT WITH TLA ON HIS SHOULDERS!
Stew-O: THE STRENGTH OF CHARLIE MARR HAS BLOCKED THE MEXICAN DESTROYER AS TLA IS STUCK IN THE AIR WITH MARR HOLDING HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS!
DeadPrez: MARR BEGINS TO TURN SLOWLY AS TLA IS TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT! MARR WALKS TOWARDS THE CORNER OF THE RING AS HE HAS TLA CAUGHT!
Stew-O: ALABAMA-SLAM INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING!
DeadPrez: GREAT GOD ALMIGHTY! JEHOVAH IS MY WITNESS AS TLA’S ALABAMA SLAMMED INTO THAT TURNBUCKLE WITH THE BACK OF HIS HEAD HITTING THAT MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! MARR COLLAPSES TO HIS KNEES AS HE PULLED THAT COUNTER OUT OF HIS ASS!
Stew-O: Marr isn’t one that normally does a move like the Alabama slam but I must say, that was a unique way to deliver it as TLA’s head bounces off the middle turnbuckle like a basketball. TLA is seated in the corner with his eyes glazed over. Charlie is breathing heavily as he is on his hands and knees facing the champion.
DeadPrez: Ayo Stew. You are the expert on TLA, have you ever in your life seen someone counter that Mexican Destroyer like that? Marr turned a flipping piledriver into an Alabama slam into the turnbuckle and it looks like TLA might be done and Marr might now have a lot left after managing to block that finisher and counter it in such a brutal fashion.
Stew-O: I can’t say I’ve seen anyone pull out a counter like that but it was definitely needed. TLA has ended matches with his Mexican Destroyer but I don’t know if TLA is going to have much left following that reversal. I know if my skull hits the turnbuckle with the force his just did, I’d be dead on arrival. They would be calling me DeadStew.
DeadPrez: Damn right, Stew would be through! Charlie is slowly regaining his composure as TLA is still slumped in the corner. Charlie crawls towards the champ, grabs his foot, and pulls him out of the corner just enough to get the man flat on his back. TLA looks finished man. Marr hooks the leg and finally goes for the cover and this should be it!
DeadPrez: I’m so confused!
Stew-O: The crowd is going nuts as Marr rolls off TLA and stares a death glare at the referee. The referee points as the camera pans and YES! YES! TLA HAS HIS HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE AS HIS EYES REMAIN CLOSED! Marr turns and is livid at the fact this match will continue!
DeadPrez: TLA looks out cold but that fighting spirit, that Latino machismo that oozes from La Pantera Sexual, that championship pedigree he has will not let him be beaten just yet! He is a ring general as he knew exactly where he was and seemingly, his body went on auto-pilot as he grabbed that bottom rope to keep himself from losing!
Stew-O: Marr stares at that hand weakly clutching the rope before turning back to the referee and snapping on him. Marr is screaming at him as the referee is trying to explain he had to allow the match to continue. TLA has his eyes closed as he turns over and now has both hands on that bottom rope. TLA is pulling himself out of the ring and onto the apron as he slowly rolls and rolls. Marr turns as he sees TLA slowly fall out of the ring. Marr grabs the collar of the referee and points to him to start counting!
DeadPrez: The referee begins counting as TLA is clutching the ring apron as he sits on his knees trying to get back into this fight. Marr is pacing slowly in the ring, watching as TLA is ring side climbing back in the ring.
Stew-O: TLA is on wobbly legs but he is standing ringside as Marr rubs his forearm on his nose. TLA is lifting his leg and begins climbing in the ring as WAIT! Marr just rolled out of the opposite side of the ring and is running around the square circle on the outside. TLA has slid back in the ring as he lays flat on his stomach. Marr makes his way around and is now where TLA was and he reaches in and grabs TLA by the boots. MARR QUICKLY DRAGS TLA OUT OF THE RING AS TLA STUMBLES AND LANDS ON HIS FEET!
DeadPrez: MARR RUSHES TLA AND BIG BOOTS THE CHAMPION RIGHT TO THE FACE! TLA IS BACK DOWN AS ANOTHER BLOW TO THE HEAD AS HIM FLAT ON THE GROUND OUTSIDE THE RING!
Stew-O: The referee restarts his count as Marr looks around and quickly gathers TLA off the ground. Marr shoves TLA back into the ring as Marr begins climbing the apron, TLA rolling on the ring mat trying to figure out what’s happening. Marr looks in the ring and keeps his eyes on TLA as he begins scaling the nearby top rope.
DeadPrez: TLA is finding his way off the ground but it’s obvious he doesn’t know where Charlie is as Marr is now perched on the top rope begging for TLA to turn around. TLA is doing that very action as Marr catapults himself off the top rope!
Stew-O: DEATH OR GLORY! DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT FROM MARR TO TLA! TLA CRUMBLES TO THE MAT AT MARR ROLLS ON THE GROUND AND IS HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!
DeadPrez: Marr isn’t the caliber of high flyer TLA is but moves like Death or Glory showcases his all around ability of hurt an opponent as I think this match is over now. TLA looks depleted as Marr slowly crawls from one side of the ring and places one arm over TLA’S chest for the cover!
DeadPrez: This man might have used his last bit of energy to get that shoulder off the mat as Charlie Marr slips off him and shuts his eyes as his mouth stays open in shock.
Charlie Marr off mix: WHAT THE FUCKKKK!!!
Stew-O: MARR PUNCHES THE RING MAT OVER AND OVER AS HE HAS TO BE ASKING HIMSELF HOW MUCH MORE CAN TLA TAKE? How much more must be done? How much longer can this dream match up last?
DeadPrez: This match up is living up to all the hype as TLA is showing everyone what a World Heavyweight Champion looks like and Marr makes sure everyone remembers that his reign as EAW Champion was not a fluke or a transitional reign. Both men are showing us a good old fashioned wrestling match as they are giving it everything they have to see who will be the winner.
Stew-O: Marr is furious as he rolls inside the ring all the way outside of it. Marr is stomping ring side as a few fans reach over to touch him. Marr feels a hand grab at him as he turns and MY GOD! CHARLIE MARR JUST SHOVED THAT FAN INTO THE NEXT ROW! A few of the local men are behind the barricade ringside screaming at him as Marr is screaming back! Security is rushing to hold the men away from the elitist as things are getting ugly here inside the Sevens Stadium here in Dubai.
DeadPrez: Marr invokes a reaction from the fans that is visceral and I can’t say I blame them. He can be a nasty person and a devious individual but at the same time, fans should keep they hands to themselves before Main Event Marr goes Malice in the Palace Ron Artest on some folks!
Stew-O: Yeah, he can be a sick and bad guy but anybody trying to pick with him, especially fans, might end up with a fist in their mouth.
DeadPrez: The referee finally begins counting as Marr is looking around ringside frantically. Marr is near the corner outside as he SNATCHES AWAY THAT EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! MARR IS HOLDING IT, HUGGING IT LIKE HE PREVIOUSLY DID HIS OWN BELT AS THE REFEREE CONTINUES COUNTING!
Stew-O: IS MARR ABOUT TO STEAL THAT BELT? WAIT! MARR ROLLS IN THE RING AS TLA IS CRAWLING TO THE CORNER OF THE RING! TLA is trying to use the corner as a way to get up as Marr stands opposite him holding his opponent’s belt like a weapon!
DeadPrez: MARR MIGHT GET DISQUALIFIED IF HE DOES THIS! THE REFEREE SPEEDS OVER SND IS TRYING TO GET THE BELT AWAY FROM HIM AS TLA CLIMBS UP AND TURNS BEFORE LEANING AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE TRYING TO FOCUS! MARR AND THE REFEREE ARE PLAYING TUG A WAR WITH THAT BELT AS…
Stew-O: THE REFEREE SNATCHES IT AWAY TO THE DELIGHT OF THE CROWD! Marr screams at the referee who warns him about cheating. The referee drops the belt on the ring apron as he and Marr began shouting at one another near that ring corner. Marr is jabbing his index finger into the official’s chest as the referee refuses to back down!
DeadPrez: OH MY GOD! TLA BUSTS OUT OF THE TURNBUCKLE CORNER HE WAS LEANING IN AND RUNS AT CHARLIE MARR! MARR SEES HIM COMING AND DRAGS THE REF IN THE WAY AS MARR DROPS DOWN! TLA FLOATS IN THE AIR AND DROPKICKS THE REFEREE FULL FORCE INTO THAT CORNER AS HE BOUNCES OFF AND LANDS FLAT ON HIS FACE! MY GOD!
Stew-O: There goes the referee as Marr and TLA both lay on the ring mat! The official is out cold.
DeadPrez: As all referees usually end up.
Stew-O: Marr avoided that hellacious Dropkick and is stalking TLA who is none the wiser. TLA looks over at the referee and punches the mat knowing he didn’t mean to hit the fella as Marr is behind him slowly approaching. TLA gets himself up- WAIT! CHARLIE MARR SPINS HIM AROUND…KICK TO THE GUT! HOOKS HIS ARMS!
DeadPrez: THE QUEEN IS DEAD!!!!!
Stew-O: REVERSE! TLA SPINS OUT OF IT ONCE AGAIN! MARR GOES SPINNING AS TLA LEAPS BACKWARDS!
DeadPrez: CARTEL KICK!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! THE PELE KICK MISSES AS TLA BARELY LANDS ON HIS HANDS AND FEET AND CHARLIE MARR SIDE STEPS THE MANEUVER! TLA STANDS UP AS CHARLIE MARR SPINS WILDLY AND THROWS A DISCUS LARIAT!!!
DeadPrez: CHARING CROSS!!!
Stew-O: NO! REVERSE! TLA GRABS HIS ARM AS HE COUNTERS THE LARIAT ATTEMPT, WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND HIS ARM, AND FLIPS MARR FORWARD!
DeadPrez: CROSS ARMBREAKER! TLA LOCKS IN A CROSS ARMBREAKER AS MARR IS IN TROUBLE! TLA HAS THE HOLD LOCKED IN AS MARR HAS NOWHERE TO GO! NOWHERE TO RUN TO! IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! THE REFEREE IS STILL OUT COLD AS
DeadPrez: THAT CROSS ARMBREAKER IS IN AS…OH GOD! IS THAT A FAN JUMPING THE BARRICADE! CHARLIE MARR MIGHT GET EVEN MORE PUNISHMENT AS SOMEONE SLIDES IN THE RING!
Stew-O: WAIT! WAIT! THAT IS NOT A FAN! ITS DRAKE KING! DRAKE KING SLIDES IN AS TLA IS ABOUT TO BREAK CHARLIE MARR’S ARM! DRAKE STANDS AS TLA HAS HIS EYES CLOSED USING EVERYTHING HE HAS TO KEEP THAT CROSS ARMBREAKER LOCKED IN! DRAKE RUNS AND SOARS IN THE AIR…
Stew-O: CURB STOMP! CURB STOMP BOUNCES TLA’S HEAD VIOLENTLY OFF THE MAT AS TLA IS OUT COLD! TLA IS OUT COLD AS MARR ROLLS ON THE GROUND HOLDING THAT ARM!
DeadPrez: Drake King just knocked out the Champ as the entire building begins furiously booing him!
Crowd: DRAKE KING SUCKS!!! DRAKE KING SUCKS!!! DRAKE KING SUCKS!!!
Stew-O: Drake King has crashed this incredible match and knocked out TLA as he slowly walks over to Charlie Marr and yells at him as he points at TLA’s body. Marr nods and crawls before pinning the champion as Drake walks to the referee and shoves him with his foot trying to wake him up. The referee begins to stir as Drake exits the ring, walking outside, and grabbing the belt that sits on the ring apron. The referee sees Charlie screaming for him to count and he obliges.
DeadPrez: Not this way, bro!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(It Ain’t Safe’ by Skepta blasts as the building boos with vitriol and anger at this ending. Marr rolls onto his back as the referee, the champ, and Charlie all lay in the ring.)
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…CHAAAARLIE MAAAAAAAARR!!!
Stew-O: This was looking like a match of the year candidate UNTIL Drake found his way in and laid out TLA as he was possibly moments away from making Charlie two out.
DeadPrez: Hell of an effort from both these guys, but Main Event Marr finds a way to pick up a huge win following the loss of his championship at Road to Redemption.
Stew-O: TLA likely didn’t see Drake at all as he was focused on tapping on Marr but when he wakes up, when he realizes what happened, I can only suspect he wants to get his hands on the man that costs him this incredible match!
(Drake is shown holding that World Heavyweight Championship as everyone is screaming at him. Drake slides the belt in as it slides to the side of the out cold TLA as King slaps the apron and points at the champion.)
Drake King off mic: You keep that belt warm for me, TLA. You hear me? Keep it nice and warm for me!
(Drake begins to walk away as the scene transitions away.)
(The camera cuts to Gavin, who is casually sipping from a bottle of Hennessy.)
Gavin Kirkland: Not gunna lie, this award is the award I’ve been waiting all night to present. Even though Cleopatra stole my heart this past year and I’m determined to put a baby in her, all of the nominees for Female Elitist of the Year could get this dick except for Serena Bennett.
Gavin Kirkland: Actually I ain’t that big on Ms. Extreme either because I ain’t here for the adopted Ava.
(The crowd can’t help but roll their eyes because clearly Ms. Extreme is not adopted.)
Gavin Kirkland: Ladies and gentlemen, the nominees for Female Elitist of the Year all had incredible years. These women are champions, Pain for Pride main eventers, history makers, proverbial destroyers of glass ceilings, and War Games winners. Here are the nominees for Female Elitist of the Year.
(A highlight video featuring the nominees is played, showcasing each woman and the milestones she eclipsed this season:
– Sienna Jade
– Serena Bennett
– Kassidy Heart
– Raven Roberts
– Andrea Valentine
– Ms. Extreme.)
(The video fades out and Gavin is seen already ripping open the envelope.)
Gavin Kirkland: :mjgrin: And the 2019 Female Elitist of the Year is…. THE WOMAN WHO EXPLODED AT ROAD TO REDEMPTION! KASSIDY HEART!
(“Monster” by Kayne West begins to play, which causes the crowd to react with a bit of shock. That’s a pretty familiar theme song for the EAW Universe, but it certainly doesn’t belong to Kassidy. However, The Mauler soon steps out, dressed in a pair of fitted, black denim joggers, black Loubutin ankle booties, and a skin-tight black turtleneck crop top. The lower portion of Kassidy’s face is concealed by a black leather Hannibal Lecter style mask, and above her eye is a pretty gnarly scar from where glass pierced her eyelid in the elimination chamber. The Mauler wears her war wounds proudly and she walks to the podium with a purpose.)
Gavin Kirkland: I honestly can’t believe you’re alive.
(He hands Kassidy her trophy and steps to the side, allowing the blonde to have her moment. The crowd reaction seems to be a bit mixed, because honestly, how IS this woman alive? Kassidy’s green eyes are heavily lined in black eyeliner and she has them narrowed. As her new theme music fades out, she slowly and methodically removes the mask and looks around at the sold-out crowd.)
Kassidy Heart: I bet no one expected to see me here tonight.
(They really didn’t.)
Kassidy Heart: Merry Christmas, or whatever. I want to say that I’m shocked and humbled to have received this honor from the Academy of Wrestling Arts and Sciences but truthfully I’m not. I just had one of the best years any Elitist has ever had, and I deserve this. In fact, I would say that I more than earned this award since the day I signed my name to the dotted line back in REVOLT, because whether you love me or you hate me, you damn sure better respect the fact I bust my fucking ass every goddamn night that I’m scheduled to compete. Every motherfucker wants to brag about their work ethic, but I know how many fucking hours I pour into this place and how much blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this. I love this sport, and even though I haven’t always loved this company, I have accepted this place as my home. I could have walked away at any time, but that bitter feeling of never being satisfied and wondering ‘what if’ would always be there, and that’s not something I could live with. I owe it to myself and literally no one else to live up to my own hype and my own destiny of becoming the greatest ever.
Kassidy Heart: Since day one, I have been upfront and honest about my intentions and who I am as a person. It gets me crucified and vilified time and time again, but I refuse to be anything other than myself. This entire year I have owned my mistakes, fought through the setbacks, and have worked harder than ever to prove myself and cement my name as a legend in this sport. I am far from satisfied and leaving Road to Redemption in literal pieces only made me hungrier for more. I can’t predict the future, or what will happen in 2020, but you can believe that I will do whatever I can to make sure I’m standing at this podium again next year, accepting my second straight Female Elitist of the Year award, having won more championships and racked up even more accolades. I’m determined to be recognized as the best ever, and in doing so that means accepting my own mortality at times. Things aren’t always going to go my way, the stupid chamber damn sure didn’t, but if I have learned anything in 2019, it’s that I have the ability to bounce back and use that adversity to become even better.
Kassidy Heart: Rest assured that once the clock strikes midnight on January first, and the new year rolls around, The Mauler is going to have her game face on and be ready to fucking go. I’m not about to waste any time, or let anything stop me from getting my hands on everything I want and then some. I haven’t peaked, or even remotely scratched the surface of what I can really accomplish. I’m a future Hall of Famer, a champion, and the best wrestler in the world. This award is just one of the many things that proves that, and I sure as fuck can’t wait to get my hands on whoever’s next.
(Kassidy goes to step away from the podium, but pauses just for a second.)
Kassidy Heart: The Mauler sends all of you her regards. I pity anyone who gets placed in my path this upcoming year.
(A devilish smirk spreads across Kassidy’s face as “Monster” begins to blast across the PA system once again. She replaces her mask and holds up her trophy, painting the perfect picture of poise and confidence.)
Deadprez (background): Congratulations to Kassidy Heart, who picked up her first ever Female Elitist of the Year award. We also want to acknowledge that Kassidy took home four other awards tonight including Match of the Year for her Operation: Doomsday bout with Serena Bennett, Women’s Champion of the Year, her second straight Female Promoer of the Year award, and one award she probably won’t acknowledge :mjgrin:
Stew-O (background): :mjgrin: Shocking Moment of the Year that she shares with her beloved husband!
Deadprez (background): Gotta love arranged marriages, Stew.
Stew-O (background): Especially when you don’t have a choice in the matter :wow:
Deadprez (background): It worked out though, right?
(The camera takes another shot of Kassidy, as she makes her way to the back, and fades into a commercial break.)
(Commercial break for Gawd Contracts, because how the hell else can you possible heal that quickly from an explosion?)
( Gavin Kirkland walks back out to the podium for the final time, excited to announce the last coveted award. )
Gavin Kirkland: I think last year HRDO said it best when he said EAW has always embodied the word “Elite” long before it was ever put into the company name. The Elitist of the Year Award has already been announced on the women’s side for the ass-tastic Kassidy Heart and there’s no denying she proved this year that she is arguably the best in the world at what she does. The fact that she made it out here on her own power says it all dammit. So on the men’s side of things the award means the exact same, it is simply put the best male wrestler on the planet. It’s up there with winning a World Championship, it’s a long-standing measure of greatness that can’t be taken away from you. Men like Impact, DDD and Jamie O’Hara have used this award to stake their claim at being the greatest of all time and rightfully so. These three men continue to prove their worthiness to this day, all qualifying for 2019’s EOTY award, but they find themselves in probably the most competitive field ever for the most prestigious award in the game. If you don’t believe me just take a look for yourselves.
( Video package displays highlights and accomplishments from the nominees, including:
– Malcolm Jones, King of Elite, Interwire Champion, EAW World Champion.
– TLA, World Heavyweight Champion.
– Charlie Marr, EAW World Champion.
– Theron Nikolas, longest reigning Answers World Champion of all time.
– Impact, 2x World Heavyweight Champion.
– Mr. DEDEDE, Answers World Champion.
– Jamie O’Hara, Grand Rampage winner.
– Ahren Fournier, EAW World Champion. )
( Broadcast opens back up to the stage, where Gavin Kirkland has the envelope containing the results placed in front of him. They sound the drum roll and Gavin slowly opens the envelope. He teases the audience by slowly pulling the results out from the package, and the fans yell out different names of who they believe will win. )
Gavin Kirkland: And your 2019 “Male Elitist of the Year”… receiving this award for an unprecedented third time!!! MR. DEDEDE!!!!!
( The stadium erupts into a frenzy of a mixed response, and “Sirius” by The Alan Parsons Project plays. Mr. DEDEDE walks out with dark ray bans covering his eyes and Gavin Kirkland meets him halfway to hand The Gawd his Elitist of the Year award trophy. Gavin humbly bows before him and scurries off before he gets DDD upset. DDD looks around at the stadium that appears to be in an uproar of conflicting cheers and boos, and he soaks in the moment before finally taking the podium. The music dies down. )
Mr. DEDEDE: …
( The boos in the audience become louder, provoking his fans that shockingly exist to pipe up even louder. DDD strokes the solid gold surface of his trophy using the tips of his fingers, and stands there for what feels like an eternity before leaning into the microphone. )
Mr. DEDEDE: I am God.
( The deeply religious audience EXPLODES in fury, with deafening levels of negative heat overtaking any positive reactions from the crowd. DDD holds up his Elitist of the Year award trophy with one hand, smacking away at his gum with the most arrogant demeanor. “Sirius” by The Alan Parsons Project picks back up, and DDD is handed more of his own trophies. )
Stew-O (background): Congratulations also to Mr. DEDEDE to picking up some more coveted awards – including the 2019 “Match of the Year” award for the AWC Fatal 4 Way at Pain for Pride, the 2019 “Promoer of the Year” award, the 2019 “Answers World Champion” of the Year award, and the other half of the “Shocking Moment of the Year” award that he shares with his wife, Kassidy.
Some fun facts as well, not only is this DDDs third Elitist of the Year award, but this is also his second consecutive Promoer of the Year award, his second consecutive Shocking Moment of the Year award, his EIGHTH Match of the Year award.
Deadprez (background): Wow.
Stew-O (background): And with the AWC of the Year award this makes DDD the first man to hold the “Champion of the Year” award for all three men’s World Titles – the AWC, WHC and EAW Title. Our EAW Chairman is as confident as ever despite losing his World Title just one week ago, but considering the year he’s had it is warranted.
( DEDEDE is seen at the “red carpet” side of the stage posing with the five trophies he’s won this evening, literally having to carry the bundle of trophies in his arms while staring into the cameras with a smug, unsurprised look about his face. )
( ‘King of Kings’ by Motorhead blasts through the speakers to an ear-splitting mixed reaction from the crowd. With a radiant, confident smirk planted on his face, Drake King strolls onto the stage, scanning the atmosphere before making his way down towards the squared circle. )
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 220 pounds.. DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEE KIIIIIINNNNNNGGG!!!!
Deadprez: Here we go! Drake King and Chris Elite looking to make their final impact of 2019 here in Dubai and this is going to be a blockbuster match between these two gentlemen. This is a great opportunity for both of these men especially as they walked out of their respective Extreme Elimination Chambers without gold.
( ‘Odee’ by A Boogie wit da Hoodie hits to loudening boos as Chris Elite steps through the curtains and makes his way out of the Gorilla position. He strides down the stage nonchalantly with a smirk before stepping through the ropes and into the ring. )
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT! From Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 210 pounds… CHRISSSS EEEEELLLLITTTTEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: Chris Elite took one of the biggest hits at Road To Redemption, failing to obtain both Heavenly Hell’s EAW Unified Tag Titles and the EAW Answers World Championship, succeeding in this match could put him back on track. But, let’s talk about Drake King here. Drake King has yet to pick up over Chris Elite as of right now.
Deadprez: That could change tonight. Time and time again, we’ve seen Elite victorious over Drake King. Throughout those times, we’ve also seen moments where Drake King almost had it in the bag and tonight he is more prepared than ever. He had studied his mistakes and he is heading in this match to rectify those mistakes and hopefully cap of 2019 with his first victory of Chris Elite.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Deadprez: Elite immediately takes him down with a headlock, but King promptly gets out of the hold via kip-up. He is back up to his feet as he brings Elite down for a headlock of his own, but it is relinquished quickly as Elite kips up to his feet. Both men are back to their feet. ELITE TAKES HIM DOWN, GOING FOR A LATERAL PRESS! King pushes him away as he gets right back up. He sweeps his legs and goes for the same maneuver! LATERAL PRESS! Elite thrusts him off his chest as they both rise up to their feet and stand-off in the center of the ring!
Stew-O: Stalemate right off the gates here in this match as Chris Elite and Drake King confront in the center of the squared circle. KING GOES IN FOR A PUNCH! Elite ducks it, circles and wraps his arms around his waist. King reaches down, pulling him down by his leg and turning around. ELITE KIPS-UP AND FLOORS KING WITH A KIP-UP HURRICANRANA!!!
Deadprez: What a way to evade that predicament as he whips him off the ropes. King counters the direction, forcing him into the opposing side of the ring as he crouches down. Elite rolls over his shoulders, ducks a high roundhouse kick as he jumps back up for a headscissors! KING HOLDS ONTO HIS FEET! He thrusts them upwards and DRIVES HIS FOOT UP AGAINST THE UPSIDE DOWN FACE OF ELITE! A devastating kick to the face, shocking his system as KING COMES OFF THE ROPES!! CURB STOMP!!!
Stew-O: NO!! ELITE SIDESTEPPED THE KING AS HE LEAPS UP AND SENDS HIM SPLATTERING ONTO RINGSIDE WITH A DROPKICK! Elite analyzing the situation here as he quickly runs the canvas! HE SOARS THROUGH THE ROPES!! SUIIICIDDEE DIVVE!!!!
Deadprez: KING CATCHES HIM AND HOLDS HIM UP FOR A SAITO SUPLEX! But Elite forces him to release the hold with downward shoulder strikes. He takes a few steps back and charges back into King! He ducks his arm, turning around and KING PICKS HIM UP!! LIFTING HIM INTO THE AIR!!
Stew-O: ELITE HANDSPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AT RINGSIDE!!! GRABS KING’S HEAD!! AND DRILLS HIM WITH A DDT ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! WHAT AMAZING INNOVATION BY CHRIS ELITE AS HE PULLS HIM BACK INTO THE RING! He steps onto the apron and rolls through the ropes! AND DRILLS HIM WITH A ROLLING THUNDER DDT!!! COVER!
Deadprez: KICKOUT! Elite now back on the attack as he begins to stomp the chest. Elite has no respect for Drake King, he should be the EAW Answers World Champion right now, and now he has to step into the ring with someone he believes, is not even on his level. He proved that by walking out as the victor on the times they’ve faced, but we’ve all seen how vastly King has improved over time.
Stew-O: Without a shadow of a doubt, Drake King is a force to be reckoned with and Elite must give all of his undivided attention onto him or else he might meet the demise that many of King’s past adversaries has faced before. King is seated in the center as Elite comes rebounding off the ropes! BASEMENT CLOTHESLINE!
Deadprez: KING TILTED OVER AND COUNTERED WITH A STRAIGHT BOOT TO THE FACE!! Elite was devastated by that boot as he went full speed ahead into the sole of it. King with a shoot kick to the face before he runs off the ropes and jumps up! AND LANDS A KNEE DROP RIGHT ACROSS THE TEMPLE!! COVER!
Stew-O: ELITE GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! King immediately applying the headlock, looking to wear down Chris Elite early in the match. One of the best things to combat Chris Elite’s style is to slow him down because he needs that energy to deposit that fast-paced arsenal we’ve all seen from him for years.
Deadprez: However, the strategy could be foiled as Elite begins to fight out of the hold. He fights back with punches to the ribs before King floors him with a precision knee to the midsection. Elite is momentarily stunned and KING COMES OFF THE ROPES! HE CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT!
Stew-O: Elite grabbed his foot in mid air and shoved it away! TWO PUNCHES TO THE CHEST! A SHOOT KICK TO THE FACE!! FOLLOWED UP BY A BACKFIST!! King is stunned as ELITE COMES CHARGING IN!! LARIAATTT!!!! NO!! KING INTERCEPTED WITH A SUPERKICK INTO THE MIDSECTION!! FOLLOWED UP BY A DEVASTATING BICYCLE KNEE INTO THE JAW!!
Deadprez: Elite couldn’t finish with the 5 Borough combo as KING HOISTS HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB!!! AND CHUCKS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! THE BUCKLE BOMB CONNECTS AS ELITE BOUNCES OFF! AND DRIVES KING ACROSS THE RING AND INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK!!!
Stew-O: Drake might have been concussed with the impact into those turnbuckles! Both men are down and out on the canvas. What an exchange of maneuvers between these two in the match so far. King rolls out under the bottom rope and rests on the apron while Elite rises back up to his feet. He gets back up to his feet and goes over to grab King.
Deadprez: KING WITH A PUNCH TO THE FACE!! Elite is on wobbly legs as King jumps over the top rope and rolls over his shoulders, bringing him down for a sunset flip! ELITE ROLLS OUT OF HIS GRASP AND RUNS BACK IN!! WHOOO SHOTTT YAA!! THE PENALTY KICK RIGHT INTO THE FACE CONNECTS AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN FALL!
Stew-O: KICKOUT! Elite gets back up to his feet and pulls King up. He hooks his arm! HAMMERLOCK DDT!! NO!! Drake King gets out of the hold and lifts Elite up into a fireman’s carry! He gets him over the top rope and onto the apron. HE RUNS BACK!! ELITE WITH A BIG BOOT THROUGH THE ROPES!! He keeps his foot over the second rope and uses it to propel himself towards him!
Deadprez: KING WITH A FOREARM IN MID AIR!! KING CAUGHT HIM AS HE PICKS HIM UP!!! BRAINNNNBUSTTERRRR!!! ELITE HOVERS OVER HIS SHOULDER AND LOCKS IN THE SLEEPER HOLD!! THE SLEEPER HOLD IS LOCKED IN!! It doesn’t last long as King brought him over his shoulders and pulled him down. King grabs his legs and takes him down! SHARPSHOOTER!!
Stew-O: BUT ELITE SENDS HIM AWAY WITH A BRUTAL UPWARD KICK TO THE JAW!! King is stunned as Elite reels into the corner. King closely follows behind, but Elite is one step ahead as he trips him, sending him face first into the buckles! HE RUNS TOWARDS HIM!!! TIGGERRRRR FEINNNNT KICKK!!!
Deadprez: IT CONNECTS AS ELITE JUMPS AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!! SPRINGBOARDDDDD CLOTHESSLLINNNNEE, GROUNDING DRAKE KING!! King rolls onto the apron while Elite joins him by rolling over the turnbuckle. Elite rolls through onto the apron and jumps up! ROLLING THUNDER DDT ONTO THE APRON!!
Stew-O: NO!! King uses his strength to hold onto Elite as he lifts him up into a suplex! FALCON ARROW! ELITE ESCAPES AS HE FLIPS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! King turns around as Elite jumps up! ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI RIGHT INTO THE FACE! The King is stunned on the apron as Elite runs the ropes inside the ring! OH NO!!! HE STEPS ONTO THE MIDDLE ROPE, LEAPS AND GRABS KING’S HEAD WITH HIS LEGS!!! CANADIANNNN DESTROYERRRR OFF THE APRON!!!!
Deadprez: KING HOLDS ON ONCE AGAIN AND HOLDS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! WHAT SHOWCASE OF STRENGTH FROM DRAKE KING IN THIS MATCH AS HE CARRIES HIM ACROSS THE APRON!! AND PLANTS HIM ONTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING WITH AN AIR RAID CRASH!!! GOD DAMN!
Stew-O: Elite might be out for good as King gathers him into the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle while Elite hasn’t moved an inch! HE SOARS!!! FROGGGG SPLASHHHH!!!! IT CONNECTS!! FOR THE WIN!
Deadprez: NO!!! Elite beginning to develop some frustration as he grabs King and lifts him up into a powerbomb!! BUCKLE BOMB!! NO!! KING FLIPS OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND OUT OF THE HOLD! Elite turns around as King twists! WHAT A DEVASTATING DISCUS FOREARM TO ELITE!! King comes off the ropes! CLOTHESLINE! ELITE DUCKS AND CIRCLES AROUND HIS WAIST!! HE TWISTS HIM AROUND!! ILL SMACK THE SHIT OUTTAA YOUUU!!!
Stew-O: THE DISRESPECTFUL RIPCORD SLAP RIGHT INTO THE FACE FROM ELITE!! King appearing apoplectic as Elite runs into the ropes and rebounds off!! AND KING ANSWERS BACK WITH A DEVASTATING KNIFE EDGE CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST, FLOORING HIM! Elite shocked by what just hit him as King climbs to the top turnbuckle!
Deadprez: King is perched on the top turnbuckle! Elite attempts to grab his leg, but King immediately reacts with a huge boot to the face! It sends Elite reeling into the opposite side of the ring as King looks to make himself comfortable on the top turnbuckle. ELITE COMES ROLLING OFF THE CANVAS!! AND DECKS HIM WITH A SLAP TO THE FACE!!! WHAT DISRESPECT AS KING GOT WINDED BY IT!
Stew-O: Elite now climbing up the turnbuckles, joining him at the top as he hooks his tights and looks for a superplex! But King uses his height advantage to soften him up, driving his fist down onto his back to release the hold. Elite is momentarily stunned as King slides over his shoulders! SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!!
Deadprez: NO!! Elite holds onto the turnbuckles for dear life as King has difficulty trying to detach him! He grabs his head and pulls him under! KING GOES FOR A KICK, BUT ELITE WITH A BACKWARD KICK INTO THE FACE, GROUNDING HIM! Elite now getting himself fully positioned on the top turnbuckle with his back turned against Drake!
Stew-O: KING SHOOTS FROM THE CANVAS AND LEAPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND!! AND LIFTS HIM UP!! AND PLANTS HIM ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A REVERSE SUPERPLEX!! HE DOESNT RELINQUISH THE GRIP AS HE ROLLS UP ONTO HIS FEET AND PICKS HIM UP ONCE AGAIN!!! REVERSE FALCONNN ARRROWWW!! COVER!!
Deadprez: KICKOUT!! King almost had him there as he brings Elite back up to his feet! AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE MIDSECTION!
Stew-O: Elite is grounded onto one knee while King rebounds off the ropes! HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR!! AND GETS HIS FOOT ONTO THE BACK OF ELITE!!! CURB STOMP!! ELITE THRUSTS HIM HIGHER INTO THE SKY AND JUMPS UP!! G.O.T.D!!! NO!! Elite attempted to send King to the dentist with his devastating bicycle knee, but King grabbed his knee in mid air! Both standing on their feet as King holds onto his right knee! HE FLIPS HIM OVER!!
Deadprez: Elite manages to land on his feet, but KING IMMEDIATELY CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!! KING TOOK OUT HIS FOUNDATION AS HE IS DOWN TO BOTH KNEES!! KING JUMPS UP!! FAAALLLLENNNNN KINNNGDDOMMMMM!!! THE CURB STOMP CONNNECCTSS!!!!!
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL!??! Elite just saved himself by transitioning into a handstand! He launches onto his feet and pull down King from behind with a schoolboy!
Deadprez: NO!!! King escapes as he was immensely caught off guard with that schoolboy. Elite had the wherewithal to use the momentum of King’s foot pushing him down and turn it into a handstand. Elite comes running in from the corner! G.O.T.D!!! THE BICYCLE KNEE CONNECTS ACROSS THE JAW AS ELITE FOLLOWS UP!!!
Stew-O: KING WITH A JUMPING GAMENGIRI OUT OF NOWHERE!! King pulled that off by instinct as Elite is muddled! HE SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND STEPS OFF THE GROUND!!! STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS ONTO THE BACK OF DRAKE KING!! He drove the air out of his body as he pulls him back up to his feet! HE HOOKS HIS TIGHTS!!
Deadprez: KING LIFTS HIM UP INSTEAD!! AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE MAT WITH THE FALCON ARROW!! STUCK IN LIMBO!!! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Deadprez: Elite pops his shoulder off the canvas at the last possible second! Both competitors have pushed each other to their limits tonight and you’ve got to wonder, what will it take it put the other down? These two have tangled a number of times before and that gives them an edge over each other. The sequence that just happened before us is an example of that. These two know each other so well. They are so evenly-matched that every step of the way, there is always a defining answer.
Stew-O: These two have not left each other unanswered the entire match and with that, they’ve lit up the crowd. Not a single soul in this building is in their seat as they have their eyes on a stellar performance between two star-studded athletes. Elite is laid out high and dry in the center of the ring as King is perched on the top turnbuckle! Oh dear… PHOENIIXXXX SPLASHHH!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: KING GOES CRASH LANDING INTO THE TIP OF HIS KNEES AS ELITE IMMEDIATELY HOOKS HIM UP AND GRABS HIS HEAD!! FACEEE VALLUUEE!!!!! KING IS DRILLED WITH THE HAMMERLOCK DDT AS ELITE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT!! Elite can’t believe it! Elite is on all levels of confusion as connecting with Face Value had to be it! It had to be enough to put The King away, but it isn’t! Elite is starting to notice more and more the pure heart and determination of Drake King as he stands in the corner! King is on his knees, motioning to bring everything he’s got as ELITE TUNES UP THE BAND!!!! BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!
Deadprez: DRAWN BY BLOOD!! NO!!! King snatched him looking for the Swinging Reverse STO, but Elite shoves him away as he comes charging in off the ropes! KING LEAPS OVER FOR THE SLINGBLADE!! Elite counters and sends him away. BOX OFFICE SMASH!! KING EVADES IT AS HE GRABS HIS FOOT IN MID AIR!! AND SPINS HIM AROUND!!!
Deadprez: A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! ELITE CAUGHT HIM WITH A ROUNDHOUSE BLASTING HIS FACE OUT OF NOWHERE AS HE GETS HIMSELF BACK IN THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!! KING IS KNEELING!!! BOXXX OFFFFICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCE SMASSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Stew-O: THE GUILLLOTTTINNNE!!! DRAKE WITH THE SICK KICK INTERCEPTION AS HE COVERS HIM!
Deadprez: NO!!! ELITE KICKS OUT!!!! DRAKE SETS ASIDE THE FRUSTRATION BUILDING UP AS HE QUICKLY LIFTS CHRIS INTO A POWERBOMB HOLD!!! BUCKLE BOMB!! NO!! ELITE HOPS OVER HIS SHOULDERS IN TIME!!
Stew-O: Elite jumps up! AND EXPLODES ONTO HIM WITH A PUMP KICK TO THE JAW!!! King reels into the corner as Elite rolls off the ground! ROLLING THUNDE- KING WITH A SHOULDER TO THE FACE!! WHAT A COUNTER AS ELITE IS STAGGERED!! KING HOPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE. ELITE KICKS HIS FOOT AND JUMPS UP!!! THE DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER TO THE HANGING KING AND ELITE IS NOW ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! HE FLIPS OVER!! BIONNNNNIIICCC STOMPPPP!!!
Deadprez: KING ROLLS OUT OF HARMS’ WAY AND GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET!! SUPERKICK TO THE FACE!!! IT SENDS ELITE CRASHING DOWN ON TO THE MATTRESS AS KING GRABS HIS HEAD AND PULLS HIM DOWN!! DRAWWWWNNN BY BLOOOOD!!!!
Stew-O: RANSOM!!! ELITE PULLED HIM IN AS THE ARM TRAP CROSSFACE IS SINKED IN ON KING AT THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! Drake King is in deep trouble as Elite caught him! Elite was playing possum as he pulls back on his head more and more! We’ve seen him win matches with this submission maneuver before and we could see another one of those instances occur right now!
Deadprez: Drake is scrambling to make his way to the bottom rope, but he is nowhere near the ropes! Elite is investing every ounce of energy left in his body in this submission hold and King is doing his best to fight through the unbearable agony! This has been fast-paced, neck-to-neck action in this amazing match and we could see it come to conclusion if King either taps out or passes out! KING ATTEMPTS TO ROLL OUT OF IT!!
Stew-O: BUT ELITE REFUSES TO RELINQUISH THE CROSSFACE!!! KING NOW LOOKING TO DRAG HIS BEATEN UP BODY ACROSS THE CANVAS TOWARDS THE ROPES! King is trying his very best to journey towards the bottom rope, but it is a long route ahead! It is to no avail as Elite strengthens the hold! King is teasing everyone in the arena as he is so close to tapping out! He is so close to reaching his breaking point but he continues to fight through the suffering!
Deadprez: KING DIGS HIS NAILS INTO THE EYES OF ELITE!! ELITE VISION IS BLINDED BUT HE CONTINUES TO LOCK IN THE RANSOM!!! But King rolls his back and gets onto his feet, releasing the hold and jumping up! FALLLLLLLLLLLLENNNNNNNNN KINGDOMMM! THE CURB STOMP FINALLY CONNECTS AS WE HAVE A WINNER!!
Stew-O: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ELITE LIFTS HIS SHOULDER UP!!! King now pouring out all his frustration onto the referee as he argues with the referee. King is livid as he slowly and maniacally pulls Elite up to his feet. He has a sinister smirk planted on his face as he gingerly pulls him down onto his knee! DRAWN BY BLOOD!!NO!! ELITE TURNS IT AROUND AND THRUSTS KING INTO THE REFEREE!!!
Deadprez: King stops himself before colliding in the referee, evading from what would’ve been disaster as ELITE JUMPS ONTO HIS HEAD FROM BEHIND WITH A HEADSCISSORS!! AND DRILLS HIM WITH AN INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER!!! KING STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER AS ELITE GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET!!
Stew-O: Elite is electing to go to the top turnbuckle instead of going for the cover! What the hell is he thinking? He must be crazy because King is literally across the ring from where he’s positioned! ELITE SOARS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND LEAPS ACROSS THE RING!!!! COASSSSSSSSSSSSTT TOOOOOOOOOO COASSSSSSSTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: KING MEETS HIM HALFWAY WITH A SUPERKICK!!!! ELITE FAILS ON THE COAST TO COAST AS KING QUICKLY PICKS HIM UP!! DRAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BY BLOOOODDD!! THE SWINGING REVERSE STO CONNECTS!!!
WE HAVE A WINNER!!
Stew-O: ELITE GETS HIS LEFT FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! WHERE DID ELITE FIND THE WILL AND ENERGY TO DO THAT?!?! What great ring awareness from Gawd Given Greatness as King is laid out on the canvas, confused as he doesn’t know how much it will take to put Elite down!
Deadprez: King is now looking to climb to the top turnbuckle, possibly trying to connect with the Phoenix Splash late in this match! BUT ELITE HAS RISEN FROM HIS GRAVE AND IS FIGHTING HIM AT THE TOP!!! Elite refusing to lose this match, he needs to win his last match of 2019 and he’ll be damned if Drake King takes the spotlight away from him!
Stew-O: BUT KING USES HIS HEIGHT ADVANTAGE TO STOMP AWAY AT THE DEFENCELESS CHRIS ELITE!! ELITE CAN’T PROTECT HIMSELF AS HE IS HUNG FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!! I have no idea what King has in mind as he’s perched, but it’s gonna be fatal to both of their careers!
Deadprez: BUT ELITE BRINGS HIS BODY UPWARDS AND WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF KING!!! AND SENDS HIM CRASH LANDING OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND ONTO THE CANVAS WITH AN AVALANCHE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Stew-O: He untangles himself off the turnbuckles, grabs King and hoists him up in the air into an Electric Chair! LONNGGGGGG KISSSSSS GOOOOOODDDDKNIGHHTTTT!!!!!! THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER CONNECTS AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Deadprez: NO!!!!!!!!!! KING DIGS DEEP INSIDE TO LIFT HIS SHOULDER UP IN TIME!! ELITE IS IN PURE DISBELIEF AS HE SWIFTLY CRAWLS OVER TO PICK HIM UP! He grabs and holds onto his wrist while stepping up the ropes! HE SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND GRABS HIS HEAD!! AND DRILLS HIM WITH A CUTTER!!
Stew-O: KING COUNTERS IT INTO THE DRAGON SLEEPER!! THE END OF AN ERA IS LOCKED IN DEEP AND CHRIS ELITE HAS NOWHERE TO GO! A seamless transition into the Dragon Sleeper hold and this is a tactic that we haven’t seen from King before. His go-to would always be the traditional lateral press, but he’s looking to make a huge impact before 2020 hits by maybe getting a submission victory over Chris Elite!
Deadprez: King has a vicious, unmerciful look in his eyes as he continues to choke him out! Elite trying to reach for the ropes, but it is to no avail as the Dragon Sleeper is one of the hardest submissions to escape! Elite is now attempting to drive his shoulder into the ribs of King, one of the only things he can do, but it does not affect Drake! Drake is ignoring his strikes as he has him in the center of the ring!
Stew-O: He’s making him pay for putting him in the Ransom submission hold earlier in the match, and Elite is really in deep trouble. Elite needs to find a way out of the End Of An Era soon or he may reach his snapping point! As you said, this is a surprise coming from Drake, and without a doubt, Elite didn’t imagine that he would be put into a submission maneuver by Drake headed into this match.
Deadprez: Elite now starting to pass out! Drake puts less support into the legscissors around the waist as he puts everything into choking him out! SOMEONE BETTER STOP HIM OR WE MAY HAVE A DEAD BODY CARRIED OUT OF THE ARENA!!! The referee checking on Elite, tapping him to see if he’s still alive! The referee now raising his arm, this may be it! HE RELEASES HIS ARM!
Stew-O: ELITE FLIPS OVER KING OUT OF NOWHERE AND PINS HIM DOWN!!!
Deadprez: KING KICKS OUT!!! ELITE CAUGHT HIM BY SURPRISE AS BOTH ASCEND TO THEIR FEET!!! KING GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT ELITE DUCKS AS BOTH ELITISTS COME REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES!! AND COLLIDE INTO EACH OTHER!!! BOTH WERE LOOKING AT THE SAME THING AT THE SAME TIME AND IT RESULTS IN BOTH OF THEM TAKING EACH OTHER OUT!
Stew-O: WHAT. A. MATCH! These two are putting on a clinic here tonight! A performance for the ages and an amazing match to cap off the year of 2019. But, there must be a victor! One of these men will walk out as the undisputed victor and it is difficult to predict which will!
Deadprez: Both men get back up to their feet and begin to unload onto each others! Elite and King pouring out every ammunition left in their arsenal as they continue to exchange punches! ELITE CONNECTS WITH QUICK JABS TO THE CHEST AND A KICK TO THE LEG AS HE TWISTS AROUND!! BACKHAND FIST!! KING DUCKS DOWN AND KICKS THE KNEE!
Stew-O: ELITE JUMPS OVER, EVADING THE KICK AS HE CONNECTS WITH A BOX OFFICE SMASH INTO THE FACE!!! ELITE FOLLOWS UP WITH ANOTHER ONE TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! King rebounds backwards off the ropes and Elite grabs his arms and spins around! RIPCORD BOX OFFICE SMASH!
Deadprez: NO!! KING BRINGS HIM DOWN INTO THE REVERSE STO!!! ELITE CIRCLES AROUND HIS WAIST AND SHOVES HIM INTO THE ROPES!! ELITE JUMPS UP!! BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!! King grabs his foot in mid-air before he could connect it yet again! KING SWINGS HIS FOOT AS ELITE PUTS HIS FREE FOOT IN THE AIR!
Stew-O: ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! NO!!! KING SAW IT COMING AS HE DUCKS IT AND GRABS HIS NECK!! THE DRAGON SLEEPER! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE END OF AN ERA!!! BUT ELITE FLIPS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE HE COULD SUCCESSFULLY LOCK HIM IN!
Deadprez: ELITE WITH A PRECISION SHOOT KICK TO THE FACE, SENDING KING STUMBLING TOWARDS THE ROPES!! The King is staggered as Elite comes sprinting from the opposite corner! KING MEETS HIM HALFWAY AND FLIPS HIM OVER!!! AND SENDS HIM COLLIDING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!!! HOLY SHIT!!
Stew-O: Did you see the whiplash of Elite bouncing off those damn turnbuckles? Elite’s got to be out! King now waiting in the corner from across the squared circle as Elite has no idea where he is out! He’s subconscious and Drake has him for the pickings! Elite gingerly rises back up to his feet as KING CHARGES IN!!! HE JUMPS UP INTO THE AIR!!! THE GUILLLLLLLLLLLLLOTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadprez: THE SICK KICK CONNECTS!!! IT FINALLY CONNECTS ONTO ELITE, BUT KING ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER!! THIS MAY BE A FATAL MISTAKE FOR KING AS HE SURELY HAS THIS IN THE BAG ALREADY!?!? Elite is close to getting onto his feet whiel KING SPRINGS OFF THE TURNBUCKLES!!!
Stew-O: SPRINGBOARD CURB STOMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPRINGBOARD VARIATION OF THE FALLEN KINGDOM CONNECTS AS KING HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( ‘King Of Kings’ by Motorhead hits to a pop full of shock and joy as Drake King gingerly ascends to his feet. He painfully raises his hand in victory as the crowd rains down on him with both cheers and boos. )
Bella Braxton: HERE IS YOUR WINNER!!! DRAAAAKKKKKKKE KINNNGG!!
Deadprez: Drake King just beat Chris Elite! He concludes the year of 2019 with his first, long due win over Chris Elite and he did it with fashion! What a treat we had from these two all-stars. These two put everything on the line and Drake King finally gets to say he reigned supreme over Elite.
Stew-O: Your heart’s got to go out for Chris Elite. Last week, he failed to win the tag and world championships and now, he suffers his first loss over Drake King, but he has nothing to be ashamed of. It’s not going to be roses and sunshine for him tonight, but his recent performances have proved that he is not someone you should mess with. Congratulations to Drake King!
(The camera catches one last glimpse of Drake celebrating his victory before fading into the final commercial break of the night.)
(Commercial break for Mtn Dew featuring and white chocolate peanut butter balls featuring Landerson, El Jr., and the rest of the family. No better breakfast on Christmas morning than sugary homemade candy and soda!)
(For the final time of the 2010s, the camera cuts to Bella. The Voltage ring announcer smiles and raises the microphone up.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Bella Braxton: AND IT’S YOUR MAIN EVENT OF THE DECADE!!!!
(“Pray For Em” by Meek Mill begins to blast across the PA system, and the sold-out crowd immediately jumps to their feet. This is the match they’ve all been waiting for.)
Bella Braxton: INTRODUCING FIRST… MAKING HIS WAY TO THE RING FROM HARLEM, NEW YORK… WEIGHING IN AT 230 POUNDS… HE IS ‘THE ROSE THAT GREW FROM THE CONCRETE JUNGLE’ AND THE 2019 EAW WORLD CHAMPION OF THE YEAR… PLEASE WELCOME, MALCOLM JONES!!!!
(As soon as MJ steps on stage, the crowd erupts.)
Stew-O: It was back at Bloodsport, this past August, when MJ was last seen competing in an EAW ring. By now, everyone knows how Charlie Marr was handed a world championship run by Veena Adams, while MJ was stupidly fired for doing the one thing all of us wish we could do, and that was beat the snot out of Veena.
Deadprez: The entire EAW Universe was turned upside down when Malcolm made a surprise appearance at Road to Redemption, Stew-O. He picked the right moment to make the biggest impact, and I will never forget how it felt to watch the entire EAW Universe react to Charlie’s defeat during the Voltage Extreme Elimination Chamber.
Stew-O: Absolutely one of the better ‘feel good moments’ of the decade, and shout out to Andrea Valentine for capturing her first of what I assume will be many world championships.
(Malcolm gets into the ring and showboats a bit before taking a corner, and getting set. This pressure is on him in this match, because Mr. DEDEDE just technically got out of a chamber match. Should be easy pickings for the talented Jones, right?)
(“Let It Go” by A$AP Ferg begins to play next and the crowd, who were so elated to see Malcolm, don’t really give Mr. DEDEDE the same kind of reaction. Whatever he’s selling, they’re not buying, and their jeers only get louder as the Chairman walks onto the stage.)
Bella Braxton: AND HIS OPPONENT… HAILING FROM THE RYAN ADAMS ESTATE IN SANTO DOMINGO, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC… WEIGHING IN AT 227 POUNDS… HE IS ‘THE GAWD’ MR. DEDEDE!!!
Deadprez: Mr. DEDEDE comes into this match looking to regroup after being violently taken out of the Extreme Elimination Chamber match about a week or so ago. His elimination allowed Cameron Ella Ava to pick up her first ever Answers World Championship.
Stew-O: This match between Malcolm Jones and Mr. DEDEDE has all the makings of a classic. These two know one another very well and after the intense verbal back and forth we witnessed between these two, I’m stoked to see how this match plays out.
(Mr. DEDEDE gets into the ring and fixes Malcolm with a glare. Malcolm arrogantly grins and the referee doesn’t even have to ask these two if they’re ready to begin. He just calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: :wow:!!!! The last match of the 2010s. Mr. DEDEDE versus Malcolm Jones!
Deadprez: IT’S FUCKIN’ LIT! No fucks given! We about to wild out. I’m stoked, and yo! Here we go!
Stew-O: :wow:!!!!! Dippin’ in Gavin’s left over henny.
Deadprez: DEDEDE and MJ begin the match by circling one another, and it’s Malcolm who holds out his hand. DEDEDE gives him a cautious look but there’s no mistaking that smile on his face. He grips Malcolm’s hand, but they don’t immediately go for a test of strength! In fact, DEDEDE looks for a quick lariat, but Malcolm easily side-steps and transitions into a wrist lock! Mr. DEDEDE drops down and does a forward roll, which easily takes the pressure off the wrist and he nails Malcolm in the gut with a kick. He goes for a quick waistlock, but MJ catches him in the side of the head with an elbow, and now it’s MJ who slips behind Mr. DEDEDE! Mr. DEDEDE is able to block the German suplex attempt and he pries MJ’s fingers apart and grabs the wrists…
Stew-O: BUT MALCOLM FREES HIMSELF, GRABS MR. DEDEDE BY THE HEAD, AND FLIPS HIMSELF OVER THE CHAIRMAN! MR. DEDEDE’S JAW COLLIDES WITH MALCOLM’S SHOULDER AND IT’S MJ WITH THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH!
Deadprez: KICK OUT BY DEDEDE!
Stew-O: Malcolm snatches Mr. DEDEDE up by the hair and helps him back to a vertical base. DEDEDE is able to land an elbow that connects with Malcolm’s face, which forces the former EAW Champion stumbling backwards. Mr. DEDEDE looks for a running knee strike, but Malcolm drops down! DEDEDE stops himself before he collides with the ropes and he whirls around just in time to see Malcolm barreling towards him! Malcolm looks to clothesline DEDEDE over the top rope, BUT DEDEDE DUMPS HIM ONTO THE APRON!
Deadprez: MJ lands on his feet! He clubs Mr. DEDEDE in the back of the head and grabs the head, jumping to the ground! DEDEDE’s neck snaps against the top rope and he crumbles to the mat! Malcolm leaps back onto the apron AND SPRINGS UP TO THE TOP ROPE! SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP CONNECTS WITH THE BACK OF MR. DEDEDE’S NECK AND MALCOLM ROLLS HIM OVER AND HOOKS THE LEGS!!!
Stew-O: ANOTHER KICK OUT AT ONE!
Deadprez: Mr. DEDEDE is one of the toughest and most resilient competitors to ever step foot inside of an EAW ring. There is no way a leg drop was ever going to end this match for MJ.
Stew-O: Malcolm knows that too, after all, Mr. DEDEDE is the man who trained him. MJ is back up now and he’s pulling DEDEDE back up as well. He Irish whips DEDEDE into the corner and runs forward…. LOOKING TO FOLLOW IT UP WITH A RUNNING KNEE!!!!
Deadprez: SPEAR FROM MR. DEDEDE! A SPEAR! A SPEAR!
Stew-O: MR. DEDEDE JUST REBOUNDED FROM THAT CORNER IN LESS THAN A SECOND AND HAS TAKEN MALCOLM JONES DOWN WITH A VICIOUS LOOKING SPEAR!
Deadprez: Interestingly enough, the Chairman isn’t going for the cover. Instead, he peels MJ up off the mat and tosses him outside the ring. :lupe:
Stew-O: DEDEDE is down on the outside now as well and he’s just stalking Malcolm. The Voltage Elitist has made it up to his knees now and DEDEDE has decided he’s given his opponent enough recovery time. He grabs MJ by the nape of the neck and slams him face first off the hardest part of the ring! The referee is definitely trying to get Mr. DEDEDE to bring the match back into the ring, but DEDEDE replies by tossing MJ into the steel barricades! Malcolm’s lower back hits the steel and he slumps into a sitting position!
Deadprez: RUNNING KNEE STRIKE BY MR. DEDEDE TO MJ! The back of MJ’s head just smashed into the barricade! DEDEDE helps Malcolm back to his feet and just nailed him with a jumping forearm smash! Several more jumping forearm smashes follow and now DEDEDE with a spinning back fist! The referee has been counting and is up to six, but Mr. DEDEDE doesn’t really care! He grabs Malcolm and bulldogs him right into the ground!
Referee: Eight… nine…
Stew-O: DEDEDE rolls into the ring to break up the count but he immediately gets right back down to the ground.
Deadprez: Mr. DEDEDE takes Malcolm and once again slams his face off the hardest part of the ring! He follows that up by running Malcolm head first into the ring ste- NO! MALCOLM MANAGED TO HIS FOOT UP AND BLOCK!
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE was trying to end this match early but MJ seems to have gotten another life here. DEDEDE tries again, but Malcolm fights him off with a series of elbows! Mr. DEDEDE is forced to let go of Malcolm and that allows Malcolm to bring Mr. DEDEDE down with a clothesline! Malcolm rolls DEDEDE into the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle!!!!
Deadprez: DIVING KNEE DROP TO DEDEDE’S STERNUM!
Stew-O: MJ FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A BEAUTIFUL STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS! MALCOLM GOES FOR ANOTHER COVER!
Deadprez: DEDEDE kicked out!
Malcolm Jones (Off Mic): Stay down, damn.
Stew-O: If only it were that easy, Malcolm.
Deadprez: The match continues as Malcolm wraps DEDEDE in a grounded headlock. He’s got his forearm cinched tightly around DEDEDE’s throat, and that could honestly be considered a choke. However, something tells me that the referee is going to be a little lax here tonight given the fact it’s Christmas.
Stew-O: Speaking of Christmas, did you know how truly Pagan it is to light a Christmas tree? I had never really thought about it until Harlow Reichert showed me where it said that in ‘Dash & Lily’s Book of Dares’, and when I really sit here and think of the true meaning of Christmas, it’s a borderline Satanic holiday.
Deadprez: :skip: So an excerpt from a young adult fiction book made you completely overthink Christmas and what it stands for as we know it?!
Deadprez: Damn, dude.
Deadprez: Mr. DEDEDE has gotten his footing and forced both himself and Malcolm back up into a standing position. MJ attempts to maintain control of the match with the headlock still in tact, but Mr. DEDEDE elbows his way out of it. Both men circle one another and immediately lock up. Mr. DEDEDE attempts to transition into a double wrist lock, but Malcolm grabs the leg and attempts to wrestle his former mentor down to the mat. Mr. DEDEDE is able to counter with a side headlock and he grounds Malcolm! Malcolm muscles his way out and grabs DEDEDE around the waist, as both men attempt to keep one another grounded at this stage of the match.
Stew-O: Both men are on their knees and it’s Malcolm who manages to snake his forearm around DEDEDE’s neck. Both are back to their feet now and DEDEDE is trying to free himself. He grabs for MJ’s thumb and bends it back, eliciting a grunt of pain from the returning Elitist! He catches MJ in the gut with an elbow and is able to free himself! DEDEDE grabs MJ around the waist and brings him down with a German suplex! BUT MALCOLM IS ABLE TO ROLL THROUGH AND IMMEDIATELY GET TO HIS FEET! DEDEDE IS BACK UP TO AND MJ SPRINGS UP, BRUSHING DEDEDE WITH A DROPKICK!
Deadprez: DEDEDE falls back against the ropes and here comes Malcolm! DEDEDE gets his feet up and Malcolm staggers back! DEDEDE pushes himself off the ropes but MJ is able to duck the clothesline attempt! DEDEDE leaps on the ropes and looks to hit MJ with a springboard back elbow BUT MJ JUST CAUGHT HIM! MJ LOOKING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX, BUT DEDEDE FIGHTS BACK! DEDEDE with an elbow that catches MJ in the temple and he grabs MJ’s arms, breaking the waistlock and transitioning into a wrist lock! MJ immediately somersaults forward to break DEDEDE’s momentum, and he catches him the stomach with a stiff looking kick!
Stew-O: MJ hooks DEDEDE, looking for a belly-to-back suplex, but DEDEDE nails MJ with several punches to the ribcage area! MJ lets go and DEDEDE drives his knee up into MJ’s jaw! MJ’s head snaps back and DEDEDE grabs him by the legs, forcing Malcolm down onto his back! DEDEDE grabs the right ankle, but Malcolm quickly gets himself together and nails DEDEDE in the left knee with several swift kicks! DEDEDE lets go of the ankle and MJ clips him in the knee, knocking him to the mat!
Deadprez: MJ quickly goes for a kneebar on the left leg, but DEDEDE wisely triangles his legs to guard against this move! He’s bought himself some time and is able to force his own knees to the ground and that gets him into a position where he is on top of MJ now! He locks MJ’s head into a crossface position which breaks the kneebar and DEDEDE goes deadweight and kicks his legs out! Malcolm scrambles to his knees and tries to fight out of the crossface, reaching back and getting his foot on the rope!
Stew-O: That was a nice sequence there and I’m loving this match so far. The referee forces Mr. DEDEDE to break the submission and the Chairman reluctantly gets back to his feet. MJ is up as well but DEDEDE wastes no time! He charges towards Malcolm and looks to smash him into the corner but Malcolm moves! DEDEDE crashes into the turnbuckles and Malcolm quickly rolls him up!
Deadprez: DEDEDE KICKS OUT!
Stew-O: DEDEDE is back up but Malcolm wraps him in a front facelock and wrestles him back down. MJ immediately grabs the left leg looking to continue the offense on the knee, and he wraps Mr. DEDEDE up in a half crab! He wrenches back on that knee and Mr. DEDEDE reaches for the ropes, but despite those long limbs of his, he is unable to reach!
Deadprez: Mr. DEDEDE has a ridiculously high threshold for pain and he’s hanging on. Right now, he’s up on his forearms and lifting up, disrupting MJ’s momentum. DEDEDE is forcing himself towards the ropes and he is able to finally get his fingers around the bottom one! The referee once again has to step in and force a break, and at the count of four, Malcolm lets go. DEDEDE pulls himself onto the apron, and uses the ropes to help himself into a sitting position. Malcolm reaches through the ropes and grabs DEDEDE by the hair, BUT THERE IS DEDEDE WITH A THUMB TO THE EYE!
Stew-O: DEDEDE slips back into the ring, grabs Malcolm, and takes him down with a scoop slam! DEDEDE runs the ropes and follows that up with a corkscrew elbow drop! Mr. DEDEDE hooks the legs for a quick cover!
Deadprez: Malcolm with his own kick out at one!
Stew-O: DEDEDE grabs Malcolm’s right arm and immediately bends it back, exposing the underneath area of the bicep! He holds it in place, and brings his knees crashing down on that limb! This sold-out crowd literally cringed over that and DEDEDE immediately goes for a cross armbreaker! Malcolm flips backwards and somehow slips his arm free, but DEDEDE sweeps Malcolm’s feet out from under him! Malcolm hits the mat and DEDEDE mounts him! He begins uncorking several rights and lefts, connecting with Malcolm’s face and head!
Deadprez: But MJ is always up for a fight! He reverses their positions so he’s able to unload on Mr. DEDEDE now! MJ with right hand after right hand that connects with Mr. DEDEDE’s face! Mr. DEDEDE is able to push Malcolm back and both men take a moment to regroup and stare one another down! :wow:!!!!
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE and Malcolm Jones both take their time getting back up. This match has been a back and forth classic thus far. MJ has decided to target the left knee of the Chairman, and in return, DEDEDE has started to go after the right arm. MJ is holding that arm right now, while DEDEDE is testing the knee, and something tells me that this match is just getting started. :lupe:
Stew-O: Both men lunge at one another and it’s Malcolm who drops DEDEDE with a drop toehold! Malcolm immediately goes for the knee, but DEDEDE twists his body and is able to get into a sitting position! He grabs Malcolm by the hair and headbutts the shit out of him! Malcolm has no other choice but to let go, and Mr. DEDEDE capitalizes by grabbing Malcolm’s right arm and he’s going for the Infiniti Lock! Mr. DEDEDE is attempting to cinch in the omoplata shoulder lock but Malcolm rolls to the ropes, and latches on! Mr. DEDEDE breaks immediately and Malcolm pulls himself onto the apron! Malcolm is back up and DEDEDE lunges through the ropes, catching Malcolm in the gut with a shoulder! Malcolm replies with a hammerfisted shot to the back of DEDEDE’s neck! DEDEDE with another shoulder thrust which forces Malcolm to the ground.
Deadprez: Uh oh… look though! DEDEDE BACKS UP AND TAKES OFF RUNNING! VINTAGE DEDEDE!!!! SOMERSAULT OVER THE TOP RO-
Stew-O: DOES NOT CONNECT! MALCOLM HAD IT SCOUTED AND JUST NAILED MR. DEDEDE WITH A PELE KICK! DEDEDE IS DOWN AND MALCOLM HOPS UP ONTO THE APRON! HE QUICKLY CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE AND LEAPS OFF!!! HOLY SHIT!
Deadprez: 5 STAR SWAG SPLASH CONNECTS ON DEDEDE ON THE OUTSIDE!
Stew-O: That was GORGEOUS! Malcolm rolls off of DEDEDE and deadlifts him up, rolling him back into the ring! Malcolm throws himself over DEDEDE for the cover!
Deadprez: DEDEDE KICKS OUT!
Stew-O: Malcolm quickly flips DEDEDE onto his stomach and jams his elbow into the left knee several times! He wraps DEDEDE’s legs up and pulls them back, locking his arm around them! He jabs his free elbow into the back of DEDEDE’s neck and reaches around… HE GRABS THE CHAIRMAN BY THE NOSE AND PULLS HIS HEAD BACK!
Stew-O: Malcolm seems to enjoy torturing his former trainer but finally he locks his forearm around DEDEDE’s neck and transitions that into a modified surfboard!
Deadprez: Malcolm is wisely keeping his left shoulder up, but Mr. DEDEDE is looking for a way out of this! He is able to get his arm around and grabs Malcolm’s hand. He begins tearing at MJ’s grip and is able to jerk the Harlem native’s fingers back! That causes MJ’s hold to slip and DEDEDE rolls over and immediately drives his elbow down into Malcolm’s face! DEDEDE uncorks another elbow and Malcolm covers up! DEDEDE gets back to his feet, but Malcolm uses his right leg to strike DEDEDE in the left knee! DEDEDE grimaces and Malcolm unloads another kick, which forces that knee to buckle, and he is able to roll backwards and get back up to his feet! Malcolm with a stiff kick that catches DEDEDE in the chest! He strikes him again and that kick connects to the jaw! Malcolm with a third kick and that catches DEDEDE in the temple! DEDEDE falls to the side and Malcolm looks for a cover, but DEDEDE is already kicking out! Malcolm strikes DEDEDE several times in the face with closed fist punches and pulls him up by the hair.
Stew-O: DEDEDE fires back with a left hand, but Malcolm blocks! Malcolm with an uppercut, and he follows it up with a disrespectful slap right across the face!
Deadprez: Oh boy. Mr. DEDEDE isn’t impressed by that at all. He’s eyes fly open and his face has turned an unflattering shade of red.
Malcolm Jones (Off Mic): Not your best look, breh.
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE paces around, that limp pretty noticeable, and he finally turns his attention back to Malcolm. Mr. DEDEDE offers a test of strength and MJ just shrugs, as if to say ‘why the fuck not?!’
Deadprez: DEDEDE and MJ lace their fingers together and that’s prolly some lonely white girl fantasy right there. MJ quickly snaps the wrists and Mr. DEDEDE slams his skull against MJ’s in response! Both men are testing one another right now, seeing who can gain the dominant position, and it’s Mr. DEDEDE who bends MJ’s hands back. That looks very painful!
Stew-O: MJ replies by headbutting Mr. DEDEDE and that is first blood! Mr. DEDEDE’s head is split open, and MJ is able to torque the wrists and force DEDEDE back towards the corner! DEDEDE replies with a headbutt of his own, which seems to stun Malcolm, and DEDEDE is able to fire off another headbutt! I can’t tell if he’s busted MJ open or not, but DEDEDE is being absolutely ruthless right now! DEDEDE fires off another headbutt that connects with MJ’s jaw and MJ has to retaliate with a desperation knee strike! The two men let go of one another and Malcolm boots DEDEDE in the jaw! He uppercuts the hell out of him, and Mr. DEDEDE takes a risk by headbutting MJ in that right shoulder!
Deadprez: DEDEDE’s opened up his own wound but he doesn’t really seem that fucked about the blood. He looks up right as Malcolm nails him with another massive uppercut and a follow up kick to the knee! DEDEDE doesn’t drop, and catches MJ in the ribcage with a series of boxing style punches, and MJ is forced to go for the knee strike once again. MJ has showing us how impressive of a striker he is, and I’ll be honest. He’s really not showing any signs of ring rust at all! He’s looked incredible tonight. DEDEDE’s taken several devastating shots to the jaw and it doesn’t shock me at all that neither of these warriors are holding back.
Stew-O: Malcolm with an uppercut and this time DEDEDE is sent to the corner! Malcolm with another uppercut and a vicious forearm to the face follows that up! Malcolm immediately grabs the left leg and looks to hook it over the ropes, but DEDEDE gets his right foot up and sends Malcolm sprawling back! DEDEDE pushes himself out of the corner, right as MJ regains his footing and both men rush at each other, looking to connect with a clothesline!
Deadprez: NEITHER MAN GOES DOWN!
Stew-O: They shove one another out of the way and run the ropes! DEDEDE leapfrogs over Malcolm, and comes barreling back towards the Voltage Elitist! MJ ducks between DEDEDE’s legs, hits the ropes, and HE HITS DEDEDE WITH A CORKSCREW ELBOW! DEDEDE IS DOWN! MALCOLM WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR LEGDROP THAT LANDS RIGHT ACROSS THE LEFT KNEE OF THE CHAIRMAN! MALCOLM REALLY WORKING THE KNEE NOW! ELBOW AFTER ELBOW CONNECTS! DEDEDE IS IN TROUBLE AND MALCOLM LOOKS FOR THE KNEEBAR ONCE AGAIN! DEDEDE IS ABLE TO TRIANGLE HIS LEGS TOGETHER FOR A SECOND TIME AND THIS TIME MALCOLM RELEASES IT BEFORE DEDEDE CAN REVERSE THE MOVE!
Deadprez: Some damn good submission and mat work in this match by Malcolm and he has really had DEDEDE reeling this whole match. He grabs DEDEDE by the leg and pulls him over towards the ropes. MJ quickly wraps DEDEDE’s knee around the ropes and begins bending it back!
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR…
Stew-O: MJ lets go and slides to the outside! He maintains control of the leg and slams the back of Mr. DEDEDE’s knee into the apron of the ring! DEDEDE quickly grabs for his leg and tries to pull it back inside, but MJ slams the back of it against the apron once again! MJ quickly makes a grab for the other leg and he pulls DEDEDE towards the corner. He slams the left knee into the ringpost AND HE JUST WISHBONED THE CHAIRMAN! :lupe:!!!!
Deadprez: Good thing the Chairman’s wife has insisted on freezing her eggs because it doesn’t look like DEDEDE is going to be any help in the baby making department right now.
Stew-O: A better point to make is that Malcolm Jones has fully seized control of this match and Mr. DEDEDE is going to have to dig deep. DEDEDE has two decades worth of experience to draw upon, but there is no one hungrier than Malcolm Jones when it comes to competing. Since day one, he’s gone hard and without showing any mercy to his opponents. This is a match he took knowing he could win it, and that he would do whatever it takes to walk away the winner.
Deadprez: Malcolm is back in now and he drags DEDEDE to the center of the ring. He stomps away on that knee for a little bit before dropping down and going for a quick cover.
Stew-O: Kickout by Mr. DEDEDE.
Deadprez: MJ pulls DEDEDE into a sitting position and climbs back to his feet. He stiffs DEDEDE right in the chest with a massive kick and follows it up with one that lands right between DEDEDE’s shoulder blades. Mr. DEDEDE is showing an incredible amount of toughness right now as MJ grabs him by the hair and starts driving those knees into DEDEDE’s face. He lets go and spins around… CATCHING DEDEDE WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!
Stew-O: MJ catches Mr. DEDEDE before he falls and helps him back to his feet! He whips DEDEDE into the ropes and catches him… SLAMMING HIM DOWN! MJ calls that move ‘The Uptown Ride’ in case y’all forgot and he quickly covers!
Deadprez: DEDEDE gets the shoulder up!
Stew-O: MJ returns to his feet and he yanks DEDEDE into a sitting position. He quickly wraps his arms around DEDEDE’s neck and begins working it over. DEDEDE starts working to defend himself and he begins prying MJ’s fingers apart. He is able to unlatch Malcolm’s fingers and bends them back, forcing MJ to release the modified headlock. He pulls MJ’s feet out from under him and immediately tries for the Infiniti Lock again! MJ easily grabs for the ropes, and Mr. DEDEDE is forced to let go after the four count.
Deadprez: DEDEDE climbs back to his feet and he moves in towards MJ, malicious intent dripping from his face. MJ fires back with a kick that catches DEDEDE in that injured knee! MJ with another kick that drops the former Answers World Champion, and MJ uses the ropes to pull himself up. He flies across the ring and comes back on the rebound with a basement style dropkick that connects with the back of DEDEDE’s head! DEDEDE’s head crashes into the mat and he’s now flat on his back! MJ doesn’t go for the cover though! Instead, he is heading up top! I think MJ might be trying for another 5 Star Swag Splash!
Stew-O: That’s exactly what he’s doing and if he connects with this, this match is over! MJ gets set and this sold out crowd is on their feet! THEY ARE CHEERING MJ ON AS HE FLIES FROM THE TOP ROPE! SPLIT-LEGGED FROG SPLASH CO-
Deadprez: NO! NO! NO! MR. DEDEDE MUST HAVE SEEN HIS CAREER FLASH BEFORE HIS EYES BECAUSE HE GOT HIS KNEES UP!
Stew-O: MJ is down on the mat, holding his gut!
Deadprez: Mr. DEDEDE is using this time to get himself in a sitting position and he is testing the knee. Mr. DEDEDE has been through a lot of wars and faced everyone in this business you can possibly think of, but Malcolm Jones is not like everyone else. This young brother is special, and I could not be more proud of him. I have called plenty of MJ matches, and it never gets old. He’s exciting and I don’t feel people give him the respect he deserves.
Stew-O: You’re right about that. Malcolm has rolled to his side and is slowly getting up. Meanwhile, Mr. DEDEDE is back up to his feet and he is crouched down in position for a spear. He is urging MJ to get up and turn around, and the second he does DEDEDE TAKES OFF! DEDEDE LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH THE SPEAR AND HE RIPS MALCOLM RIGHT IN HALF! MALCOLM IS DOWN! DEDEDE IS ON TOP OF MALCOLM WITH THE COVER!
Deadprez: MALCOLM’S FOOT IS ON THE ROPES! THE REFEREE JUST POINTED THAT OUT TO THE CHAIRMAN, AND THE CHAIRMAN IS PISSED!
Stew-O: DEDEDE rips out his hair and lets out a string of swear words. He just knew the match was over and that he had Malcolm Jones finished off.
Deadprez: DEDEDE needs to regroup because Malcolm is pulling himself back up.
Stew-O: DEDEDE sees what’s going on and he makes his way back over to Malcolm. Malcolm has returned to a vertical base and he catches an incoming DEDEDE with an elbow to the face! DEDEDE shrugs it off and grabs MJ by the hair! He gets him in the double underhook position… but MJ lifts DEDEDE up and dumps him back first!!! MJ drops an elbow down on the knee but DEDEDE grabs him by the hair and begins headbutting him again! This match has been nothing but a stiff, hard hitting fight between these two and their respective faces are showing these battle scars already.
Deadprez: DEDEDE gingerly gets back up and jerks MJ up too, but MJ pushes his former mentor back and connects with a dropkick that sends DEDEDE into the corner! Malcolm crouches down as Mr. DEDEDE staggers out of the corner and THERE IS MALCOLM WITH THE C-NOTE! MALCOLM WITH HIS OWN SPEAR AND THE MOMENTUM DRIVES BOTH MEN BACK INTO THE CORNER! DEDEDE FALLS OUT OF THE RING AND MALCOLM QUICKLY CLIMBS BACK TO THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: MALCOLM LOOKS AROUND AND LISTEN TO THIS CROWD! THEY ARE SOLIDLY BEHIND THE 2019 EAW WORLD CHAMPION OF THE YEAR AND MALCOLM TAKES A FLYING LEAP OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!
Deadprez: SHOOTING STAR PRESS! THAT’S A PAGE RIGHT OUT OF MR. DEDEDE’S BOOK! THAT’S HIS ULTIMATE FINISHER THAT HE CALLS ‘NORTH STAR’!!!
Stew-O: MALCOLM CONNECTS!!!! HE JUST DESTROYED MR. DEDEDE WITH THAT ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
Deadprez: But that might have taken something out of Malcolm as well. He is down and staring up at the sky, and he really needs to get up and get Mr. DEDEDE inside that ring. Malcolm has had a lot of big time wins here in EAW but to get this one in his first match back would be nothing short of incredible!
(A few more seconds pass and Malcolm finally sits up much to the delight of the crowd.)
Stew-O: MALCOLM IS UP AND HE’S GOT MR. DEDEDE BY THE HAIR! HE ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING AND CRAWLS BACK IN TO MAKE THE COVER!
Deadprez: NO! NO! MR. DEDEDE KICKED OUT AT THE LAST POSSIBLE NANOSECOND AND MJ SLAMS HIS HAND ONTO THE MAT IN FRUSTRATION! Malcolm knows the extra time it took him to recover from such a high risk move could very well end up costing him this match! He gets back up and hooks Mr. DEDEDE for The L-Train!
Stew-O: But Mr. DEDEDE is fighting back! Those boxing style punches are connecting with Malcolm’s ribcage once again! Malc has to let go, but he stomps on DEDEDE’s left knee! DEDEDE is forced to one knee, and Malcolm looks to capitalize with a knee strike! Mr. DEDEDE catches the knee! He spins Malcolm around and forces himself back up! DEDEDE tries for a clothesline but Malcolm ducks, hooks the Chairman, and tries to take him down by the waist! DEDEDE fights out with a series of elbows and is able to slither behind Malcolm! He wraps him up, looking for a German, but Malcolm reaches around, grabs the wrist, and snaps DEDEDE to the ground! Malcolm looks to follow up with a kick, but DEDEDE rolls out of the way and somehow gets back up! He’s fighting through the pain he’s feeling in his knee right now and he dodges at rushing attack by Malcolm!
Deadprez: Malcolm hits the breaks before he collides with the corner and he turns around AND THERE IS MR. DEDEDE WITH ANOTHER SPEAR!! SPEAR!!!
Stew-O: NO! MALCOLM MOVED AND DEDEDE CRASHES SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE! MALCOLM GIVES DEDEDE NO TIME TO RECOVER AND HE ROLLS THE CHAIRMAN UP… PUTTING ALL HIS WEIGHT DOWN ON DEDEDE AND CAUSING THAT KNEE TO GIVE OUT!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Deadprez & Stew-O: WHAT?!
(“Pray For Me” by Meek Mill begins to blast across the public address system as Malcolm Jones rolls out of the ring with a huge grin on his face.)
Bella Braxton: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… MALCOLM JONES!!!!
(The referee is out of the ring as well and he quickly raises Malcolm’s hand in victory.)
Deadprez: Dude, that shit happened so fucking fast!
Stew-O: The last match of the decade really just ended with a roll up! I am shook!
(Inside the ring, Mr. DEDEDE is furious. He has pulled himself back up and is glaring daggers at Malcolm, who is celebrating his win on the entrance ramp. Malcolm points to his own head as if to say ‘I got ya’.)
Deadprez: The student just outsmarted the teacher, and at times, out-wrestled one of the best to ever lace up a pair of boots. Malcolm Jones is a legitimate star in this business and the world of professional wrestling is more exciting when he’s around.
Stew-O: That was match was insane. Constant back and forth action, beautiful chain wrestling, both men taking big risks. I loved it.
Deadprez: It’s been a hell of a year, and a hell of a decade, and we are closing things out tonight having witnessed a brilliant match between the past and the present, and the present and the future. I have a lot of memories from this year, and from this decade, but you know something brother? I feel like the best is yet to come.
(Malcolm continues to celebrate his victory but all of a sudden the crowd starts freaking out.)
Stew-O: WAIT A SECOND BEFORE WE SIGN OFF!!! WHO IS THAT BEHIND MR. DEDEDE?!?!?!
(The camera cuts to the ring.)
Deadprez: XANDER PAYNE! XANDER PAYNE! XANDER PAYNE IS INSIDE THE RING AND HE IS BEHIND MR. DEDEDE! THE CHAIRMAN HAS NO IDEA AND LOOK! MALCOLM IS POINTING BEHIND DEDEDE! DEDEDE NARROWS HIS EYES BUT FINALLY HE TURNS AROUND!!!!
Stew-O: XANDER KICKS DEDEDE IN THE KNEE AND GATHERS HIM UP FOR THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! PAYNEKILLER CONNECTS! THE PAYNEKILLER CONNECTS!!!!
(Malcolm laughs, spins on his heels, and saunters towards the back having gotten an incredible win. With Mr. DEDEDE down inside the ring, the camera focuses in on Xander Payne who stands tall and proud over the Chairman.)
Deadprez: Xander Payne really seems to have a vendetta against Mr. DEDEDE and he certainly made a statement here tonight.
Stew-O: We are also getting kicked off the air, but damn. What a show. Congratulations to all winners tonight, with their awards and those who were victorious in a match.
Deadprez: We’ll see you all next year.
(As Stew-O and Deadprez sign off, the camera zooms in on the face of smirking face of Xander Payne.)
(What a way to close out 10 years worth of memories in Elite Answers Wrestling.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
2019 EAW Awards Winners:
Male Elitist of the Year – Mr. DEDEDE
Female Elitist of the Year – Kassidy Heart
Writer of the Year – Kassidy Heart
Female Promoer of the Year – Kassidy Heart
Male Promoer of the Year – Mr. DEDEDE
Match of the Year: Females – Kassidy Heart vs Serena Benett – Universal Womens Championship – Operation Doomsday
Match of the Year: Males – Theron Nikolas vs Jamie O’Hara vs Darkane vs Mr. DEDEDE – Pain for Pride 12
Feud of the Year – Serena Bennett vs Sienna Jade (Empire), Bleeding Hearts of Voltage vs Veena Adams & Charlie Marr (Voltage) – TIE DECISION
Women’s Champ of the Year – Kassidy Heart
EAW Champion of the Year – Malcolm Jones
Answers World Champion of the Year – Mr. DEDEDE
World Heavyweight Champion of the Year – Impact
Brand Free-Per-View/Supershow of the Year – House of Glass
Extreme Moment of the Year – Chris Elite blown up by an exploding jeep at Midsummer Massacre
Shocking Moment of the Year – Mr. DEDEDE drugs and marries Kassidy Heart during the 2019 Draft Show
Comeback of the Year- Ms. Extreme
Return Moment of the Year – Tyler Parker’s comeback performance at Battle of Egypt
Most Improved – Drake King
Rookie of the Year – The Visual Prophet
Next Up in 2020 – The Visual Prophet
Tag Team of the Year – Heavenly Hell
Stable of the Year – The Beating Hearts of Voltage