EAW Draft 2020

(The EAW logo flashes)

(The scene opens in a Medieval Battlefield)

(Epic orchestral music plays)

(The camera shows an army of soldiers with yellow insignia. Men and women are all dressed up for battle. Some of them are holding swords in their hands, other are equipped with bows and arrows)

(The camera moves to the very center of the army as two soldiers walk out of the formation)

(Rex McAllister is wearing a full plated iron armor. He brandishes his sword and glares at it for a few moments as the epic soundtrack intensifies. He then turns to his side and looks at his fellow soldier)

(Andrea Valentine is seen with a yellow and gold cloak. She is holding a bow in her hands and she has an arrow already equipped and ready to fire. She looks back at Rex as the screen flashes. Highlights from the Pain for Pride confrontation are shown as Rex McAllister successfully hitting the Rex Effect on Andrea before collapsing on top of her for the three count)

Rex McAllister: For Voltage.

(Andrea Valentine nods)

Voltage’s Army: FOR VOLTAGE!!!!!!

(The camera then flies all the way to the opposite side of the battlefield and reveals an imposing army made of soldiers with red insignia. Two figures stand out from the rest as they are at the very front of the formation, both of them on horseback)

(The Visual Prophet is seen rocking a shiny crown and a velvet robe. His horse is just as fancy as it is fully covered in a golden plated armor. His horse takes a few steps towards the other figure who is getting close to him)

(Drake King is seen riding the other horse at the very center of the army. Much like The Visual Prophet, he is also fully covered in plate mail armor. He stops as he is close to him.)

(The screen flashes with highlights of the Prophetic Visions match. We see all the most absurd scenes from their Pain for Pride confrontation up until the closing moments with the Visual Prophet reigning supreme over his old friend and current enemy)

The Visual Prophet: Drizzy….

Drake King: Vizzy….

(The Visual Prophet raises his sword as Drake King nods)

The Visual Prophet: For Dynasty.

Drake King: For Dynasty.

Dynasty’s Army: FOR DYNASTYYYYY!!!!!!

(The camera zooms out yet again and then it flies over all the way to another side of the Battlefield. This time a blue army is seen at the ready. Two men are standing in front of the formation)

(Jamie O’Hara is seen pacing back and forth in front of his men. Mr. DEDEDE approaches him from the side as the two are dimpling staring at each other for a couple of moments)

(The screen flashes with highlights from their Pain for Pride match. It shows the closing moments with Jamie O’Hara winning the match and then reuniting with Cameron Ella Ava)

Jamie O’Hara: We finally meet, “Gawd”.

(Mr. DEDEDE nods)

(Jamie O’Hara raises his sword)

Jamie O’Hara: FOR SHOWDOWN!

Mr. DEDEDE: FOR SHOWDOWN!

Showdown’s Army: FOR SHOWDOWN!!!!!!

(The camera pans out yet again and it now shows the entire battlefield as the three armies finally clash against each other. The epic orchestral tune intensifies as the camera zooms in and out of the battleground)

(Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade are seen exchanging blows with Xander Payne and Jake Smith. Meanwhile Consuela Rose Ava and Terry Chambers step in the fix and the six soldiers keep going at each other’s throats.)

(As their swords clash against one another, the screen flashes with the closing moments of their Pain for Pride confrontations. Sienna Jade emerged victorious and successfully became the new National Elite Champion. Xander Payne managed to put Jake Smith away off his Paynekiller and became the new PURE Champion. Consuela Rose Ava mercifully put down Terry Chambers after three consecutive knee strikes to retain her Interwire Championship.)

(Xander Payne gets shoved to the ground by Terry Chambers but as soon as the Barbaric Carnivore is on top of him, Jake Smith backstabs him and takes him out.)

Jake Smith: For Showdown.

(Jake Smith helps Xander Payne up… but Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade take both out with two devastating blows. The two men fall to the ground right next to Terry’s body)

Sienna Jade: For Dynasty!

Kassidy Heart: For Dynasty!

(Consuela Rose Ava charges in with two knives and with a devastating dance of death, disarms them and stabs them both. She then sheathes her daggers right back in her pockets)

Consuela Rose Ava: For Voltage!

(The camera pans over to Minerva and Raven Roberts fighting it out in the middle of the warzone. Minerva successfully manages to disarm Raven and she knocks her down to the ground just as the screen shows the footage of her retaining at Pain for Pride…)

(But then an arrow flies over and hits her at the base of her neck. It was Rex McAllister who is now helping Raven Roberts up. The two then keep fighting against the rest of the army)

(The package now shows Shawn Sturgis, Jalyn Garcia, Bronson Daniels and Andre Walker fighting it out. Andre Walker manages to stab Sturgis in the chest but he gets taken out by Jalyn Garcia, which then gets stabbed by Bronson. The footage shows Bronson standing tall over Garcia much like he did at Pain for Pride when he won the title)

Bronson Daniels: For Showdown…

(The camera then flies over the battlefield all the way to another group of soldiers fighting it out. This time it’s Darcy May Morgan, Myles, MITSUBACHI, Dray Fontana, SOSA Henderson, Justin Windgate, Jack Ripley and Ms. Extreme)

(Darcy May Morgan tackles Justin Windgate just as the screen flashes and shows the closing moments of the Cash in The Vault Ladder match with Windgate falling from the ladder and Darcy May Morgan finally grabbing the briefcase. Darcy stabs Justin in the neck as blood starts pouring out his neck)

Darcy May Morgan: For Dynasty… You were not good enough.

(The camera flies over another end of the battlefield as Sierra Bradford, Sarah Price and Harper Lee are fighting off Constance Blevins, Kasey Kaos and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor. At first, the trio manages to fend them off)

Sierra Bradford: For Voltage!

Sarah Price: For Volta——

(The camera reveals a sword planted in the stomach of Sarah Price. She turns around and realizes that Harper Lee was the one who stabbed her. Sarah collapses to the ground and dies)

Harper Lee: For Showdown!

(Sierra Bradford and Harper Lee start exchanging blows after blows, as Constance Blevins takes the opportunity and decapitates Sierra Bradford with a vicious strike. But then both her and Harper Lee gets taken out by two arrows to the head and they both collapse to the ground)

(The camera pans over to reveal the two archers who just took them down… It’s Kasey Kaos and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor)

Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: For Dynasty!

Kasey Kaos: For Dynasty!

(The camera pans over to another duel, this time it’s Charlie Marr and Malcolm Jones. The two exchange hits as their Barbed Wire match is shown on screen. Malcolm Jones ultimately manages to bring Charlie down and he decapitates him with a vicious blow, much like he got the best of him back at Pain for Pride)

Malcolm Jones: You are not good enough for Voltage. Die!

(The camera flies over the battlefield yet again, this time Raven Roberts and Rex McAllister are fighting side by side with Mark Macias and Limmy Monaghan as the screen flashes with their Pain for Pride performance. Once enemies, their are now allies and fighting off against SKA, Christian De Marco, Serena Bennett, Chris Elite, Cage and Impact)

(Soon the battlefield turns into a complete chaos as Raylan Brees, Alexis Chambers, Veena Adams, Candice Blair, Dr. Bethany Blue, Ryan Wilson, Ahren Fournier, TLA, Lethal Consequences, Harlow Reichert, Korey Gaines, Jon Kelton, Ronan Malosi, SEBAS, Lisa Wren and many many more join the fight)

(The camera then zooms out as the the orchestral music fades out)

(The Draft logo flashes)

(The camera pans at ringside as fireworks are going off on the ramp and the stage)

Eve: WOOOOOOOO! Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Draft Show!

Stew-O: Tonight we are going to see how our Season 14 is going to shape up! I’m excited! Think of all the possibilities… oh my God! I cannot wait!

Persephone: And we are also going to have Rex in the main event! YES! THIS IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!

Eve: We are starting off strong with a Triple Threat to determine the first Draft pick! So without further waste of time, let’s get to it!

(Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi plays up as Dr. Bethany Blue makes her entrance to a loud reaction from the socially distanced crowd. They are all booing heavily as she walks down the ramp.)

Bella Braxton: The following contest is a triple threat set for one fall… introducing first from Miami Florida, weighing in at 125 pounds… SHE IS THE DOCTOR… BETHANY BLUE!!!

Eve: Well, Pain for Pride was definitely an interesting night for this young woman. I can’t say it was all about “Pride” but she definitely taught Jake Smith a lesson back at Pain for Pride. Tonight the stakes are a lot higher though! This match will determine which brand is going to get the first pick!

Stew-O: The Doctor is the competitive type for sure. She will go all out just to prove her brand’s dominance here tonight! And a win for Voltage is going to be massive for the Draft!

(Bethany slides underneath the bottom rope as her music fades out. “Ambitions as a Ridah by Tupac plays up as TLA shows up on stage and walks down the ramp. The crowd goes crazy as he walks down towards the ring. The camera cuts to Bethany’s reaction and she simply looks at him in disgust)

Bella Braxton: And from Tlaxcala, Mexico, weighing in at 210 pounds… TLAAAA!!!

Stew-O: If Bethany’s Pain for Pride wasn’t great, TLA’s wasn’t that much better either. TLA is a veteran though and I fully expect him to bounce back from the loss suffered from The Inevitable Lethal Consequences.

Persephone: You know who had a great Pain for Pride night? Rex McAllis….

(Stew-O throws Persephone’s mic away)

Eve: Finally!

(Enemy Strike by Yuki Hayashi blasts through the speakers as Myles shows up on stage. He stops for a moment a looks down to the squared circle before making his way down the ramp. The camera cuts back and forth between the three competitors as he walks down)

Bella Braxton: And from Melbourne Australia, weighing in at 227 pounds, MYLEESSSS!

(Persephone is still looking for her mic)

Stew-O: Ah. Feels so good without her.

Eve: Myles is also looking for redemption after Pain for Pride. He can absolutely be proud of the performance he put on but tonight it is time for him to get that big W that he has been chasing for a while. It is time for him to show the world why Showdown is the number one brand! Let’s go Myles! Let’s go Showdown!

(The three competitors are in the ring and ready to get things started)

(DING DING DING)

Eve: The match starts as chaos breaks loose already. TLA, Dr. Bethany Blue and Myles are wasting zero time here and they are all going at each other with intensity. TLA though is the one who gets the upper hand in the early going, he ducks a clothesline from Dr. Blue and sends her crashing to the corner post. Meanwhile Myles tries to make the most out of this distraction as he blasts TLA from behind. TLA falls to his knees as Myles quickly picks him and launches against the same corner post Dr. Bethany Blue was thrown against just a few moments ago… but she got out of the way just in time and she avoids a possibly disastrous impact against the body of TLA.

Stew-O: Myles charges in but TLA rushes out of the corner just before Myles can connect with his splash and he turns him inside out with a massive Lariat. Dr. Bethany Blue tries to take advantage but TLA has her scouted as he connects with a Headscissor takedown that leaves her stunned! Dr. Blue wisely decides to roll out of the ring and retreat to assess the situation! That was smart because TLA is on fire here! Myles gets right back to his feet just to get hit by another acrobatic move by TLA, this time it’s a Hurricanrana!

Eve: TLA is in complete control here in this Triple Threat and this is why TLA should be considered one of the hottest picks in this Draft. What else would you expect from a former World Champion? TLA smirks as he is trying to follow up on Myles… No, wait I spoke too soon! Dr. Bethany Blue takes out TLA with a sick chop block from behind, TLA did not see that coming for sure! Dr. Blue is now taking full advantage as she stomps away on TLA, making sure he stays on the mat and doesn’t get a chance to regroup. Myles tries to get back in the fight… but he gets blasted by a European Forearm by Bethany! Just like that Myles falls to the mat hard and Bethany is now in full control of the bout.

Stew-O: Dr. Bethany Blue is now stalking TLA, waiting for La Pantera Sexual to get back to his feet… Dr. Bethany Blue goes for a knee lift, but TLA sidesteps her at the very last second. The Doctor is sent crashing against the corner, she turns around as TLA smacks her with a running Big Boot to the corner! TLA catches Dr. Bethany Blue right before she collapsed to the mat and he launches her to the opposite corner with a strong Irish Whip… Myles! Myles with a Bicycle Knee Strike to the Doctor off the Irish Whip by TLA! That was a surprisingly well orchestrated combination by TLA and Myles, but there’s no time for friendships here! Myles charges in as he goes for yet another Knee strike to TLA, but The Mexican Warrior sidesteps him and hits him with a Zig Zag! TLA goes for a quick pin attempt….

ONEEEEEE

TWOOOOOO

Eve: And the Doctor breaks up the pin! Myles has the shoulder up either way, that wasn’t even close. Not yet at least! Dr. Bethany Blue is now taking out her frustration on Myles as TLA wisely rolls out of the way and catches his breath. Dr. Blue is stomping a hole in Myles and she doesn’t not want to allow him to regroup. Dr. Bethany Blue picks him and positions him for a Fisherman Suplex but Myles wants none of that and he is fighting back with a stiff shot to the abdomen of Bethany! Myles quickly takes her down to the mat with her, locking the Doctor in a Crossface! Is she going to tap?!?

Stew-O: Nope! Dr. Bethany Blue finds a way to fight out of the hold, she rolls through and forces Myles to release the hold. Both competitors are quickly back on their feet, but Dr. Bethany Blue was just a second quicker and she manages to catch Myles off guard with a stiff Knee Lift to the chest! Myles is stunned as he stumbles back but he doesn’t fall down! Myles rebounds off the ropes and goes for a Superkick of his own! He connects!!! The kick connects to perfection yet the Doctor doesn’t want to go down either! They are both still stunned but still standing as well… TLA TAKES THEM BOTH DOWN WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! MASSIVE MOVE BY TLA, HE JUST TOOK BOTH OF HIS OPPONENTS DOWN IN ONE GO!

(Persephone finally finds the microphone and gets back in the commentary position)

Persephone: PIN THEM AND LET’S GET THIS TORTURE OVER WITH!!!!

Eve: Both Myles and Dr. Bethany Blue roll out of the ring, each on a different side of the squared circle. I don’t like the look on TLA’s eyes! He has evil intentions as he is sizing up Dr. Bethany Blue on the outside… TLA runs the ropes and he dives over the middle rope in a devastating Suicide Dive! TLA TAKES OUT THE DOCTOR AS THE CROWD IN ATTENDANCE GOES CRAZY! TLA then quickly rolls right back inside the ring. He glares over at Myles: the Knee Strike God is still stunned, he looks like he doesn’t even know where he is… TLA might be thinking Suicide Dive once more? YES, TLA RUNS TOWARDS THE ROPES AND HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF TO THE OUTSIDE YET AGAIN… BUT THIS TIME MYLES CATCHES HIM WITH A STIFF SUPERKICK! TLA IS NOW HANGING ON THE SECOND ROPE, HE IS COMPLETELY OUT COLD! WHAT AN AMAZING COUNTER BY MYLES!

Stew-O: I wasn’t expecting that! By the looks of it, TLA was not expecting that kick either. Myles had him scouted and he just proved why they call them high risk maneuvers right there. Anyways, now Myles quickly hops on the apron as he tries to follow up. TLA is still out, Myles hits him with a wicked knee lift that connects flawlessly as the Pantera Sexual is sent right back inside the squared circle. Myles wants to follow up but TLA is completely out of it, so he has no choice but to get back inside the ring without any fancy move. Meanwhile Dr. Bethany Blue does the exact same thing as she rolls right back inside. Myles sees her and rushes in, as he tries to catch her off guard with a clothesline. Dr. Bethany Blue is quick enough to duck underneath it and she avoids the damage. Myles rebounds off the ropes and runs right back at her but falls victim to yet another kick to the gut. Dr. Bethany Blue hooks both of his arms behind his back and she launches him with a Tiger Suplex! Myles hits the mat hard as Bethany goes for the cover….

ONEEEEE

TWOOOOOOOOOOO

Persephone: Threeeeeeeeeeeee

Stew-O: Nope! Myles kicks out! This is far from being over although Dr. Bethany Blue was on the verge of putting this match to bed right in its early stages. TLA is still out of it, I’m not sure whether he needs medical attention or not. Fact and the matter is that he is still not moving. Dr. Bethany Blue wants to make the most out of this situation and he goes to pick him up, TLA might be in big trouble here. Dr. Bethany Blue is now dragging TLA to the middle of the ring, she is struggling a bit due to the weight difference between the two but she seems determined to put this match away. Dr. Bethany Blue gets a hold of TLA’s legs and flips him over his belly, she got him locked in her signature Boston Crab, Fractured as she calls it! TLA has nowhere to go! He might have to tap out right here!

Eve: TLA firmly shakes his head, no way he is going to tap out in this predicament, yet he is struggling big time! He has to find a way to fight out of this predicament but HOW? The Fractured is locked in tight! MYLES! MYLES IS BACK WITH VICIOUS KNEE STRIKE TO THE SKULL OF THE DOCTOR! TLA IS FREE FROM HER HOLD, BUT MYLES IS NOT DONE YET! HE GETS A HOLD OF DR. BETHANY BLUE’S WRIST AND FLIPS HER AROUND FOR A RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE! HE GOT HER RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS, MYLES FOR THE COVER….

ONEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOOO

THR————-

Stew-O: NOOOO! TLA breaks up the pin! That was close! Myles looks irate, he thought he had the match won there, but TLA is back in full force. TLA sends Myles crashing to the corner with a sick Irish Whip. TLA has his sights set on Myles as he tries to follow up with a corner splash, but Myles gets out of the corner with a clothesline attempt…. TLA DUCKS UNDER AND HITS HIM WITH A PELE KICK! MYLES COLLAPSES TO THE MAT AS TLA IS QUICKLY CLIMBING THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO FOLLOW UP! TLA IS READY FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS… TLA DIVES AND HE CONNECTS THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON MYLES! HE GOT ALL OF THAT, HE GOES FOR THE COVER…

Eve: NO! WAIT A MINUTE! DR. BETHANY BLUE JUST SHOVED TLA OUT OF THE RING AND SHE IS NOW PINNING MYLES INSTEAD! IS SHE GOING TO STEAL A VICTORY HERE?!

ONEEEEE

TWOOOOOO

THREEEEEEEEEEE

Stew-O: Myles gets the shoulder up at the very last moment! Dr. Bethany Blue cannot believe this! She almost had him off the Shooting Star Press by TLA! Frustration is starting on show on her face as she grabs Myles by his hair and forces him back to his feet. Dr. Bethany Blue is now screaming in his face but I’m not quite sure I’ve understood what she was trying to say… MYLES WITH A HUGE SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF THE DOCTOR, HE LIFTS HER UP AND CONNECTS WITH A POP UP KNEE STRIKE! THE KNEE STRIKE GOD IS SURELY LIVING UP TO HIS NAME HERE TONIGHT!

Eve: TLA IS BACK, TLA WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF MYLES! MYLES IS SENT CRASHING AGAINST THE ROPES, HE IS NOW HANGING ON THE SECOND ROPE… NOT THE POSITION HE WANTS TO BE IN FOR SURE! TLA CHARGES IN AND CONNECTS WITH HIS TIGER FEINT KICK, THE 305! MYLES FALLS BACK TO MAT AS TLA QUICKLY RUNS TO THE CORNER AND CLIMBS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE YET AGAIN, HE IS IN PERFECT POSITION FOR YET ANOTHER SHOOTING STAR PRESS…

Persephone: His Shooting Star Press is surely impressive but not as impressive as Rexy’s…

Stew-O: I have never seen Rex McAllister hit a Shooting Star Press, I don’t know what you are on about. It probably happened in your dreams.

Persephone: Oh. Let’s face it, you might be right. I dream about him a lot for sure. But still, I firmly believe in what I’ve just said. Rex does it much, much better.

Eve: Well it looks like we are not going to witness a second Shooting Star Press from TLA because Dr. Bethany Blue is right back on top of the action and she stops him right in his tracks. The Doctor now hops on the middle turnbuckle, I don’t like where this is going… Dr. Bethany Blue grabs TLA by his neck as she is now transitioning in a cutter predicament… she might be going for the Remedy off the middle rope! No way, this might be too dangerous even for her own sake! Myles! Myles is back on his feet and he hits Dr. Bethany Blue right in the stomach with a vicious forearm shot. The Doctor is stunned but she manages to get a hold of the top rope and keep her balance! Both her and TLA are in a very precarious position, what is going to happen here! Dr. Bethany Blue still has TLA in her grasp as Myles now gets a hold of her left leg… OH NO…

Dr. Bethany Blue (Off Mic): Don’t you dare!

Eve: NO WAY, MYLES JUST PUSHED DR. BETHANY BLUE OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND SHE DRAGGED TLA TO THE MAT WITH HER IN THE SIGNATURE CUTTER SHE CALLS THE REMEDY! TLA MIGHT BE DEAD! MYLES JUST TOOK OUT BOTH OF HIS OPPONENTS WITH A SICKENING DOMINO EFFECT, HE NOW HAS TO FINISH THEM OFF AND PUT THIS AWAY! HE SENDS THE DOCTOR FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE AND GOES FOR THE COVER ON TLA, THE REFEREE IS RIGHT ON TOP OF THE ACTION……

ONEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOOOOO

THREEEEEEEEEEEE

Stew-O: TLA KICKS OUT!

Stew-O: TLA survives but for how long? Myles is stalking TLA as La Pantera Sexual gets back to his feet, Myles wraps his arms around him and he goes for the De Facto… TLA wants none of that, he fights back with stiff elbow shots to the chest of Myles who has no choice but to let go of him. There’s now some separation between the two, Myles goes for a Snapmare and he successfully plants TLA to the mat, he then tries to follow up with his signature combination… TLA sidesteps him at the very last moment, Very Mexican Uppercut by TLA! Myles falls down to the mat hard, TLA goes for the cover…

Eve: Wait! Dr. Bethany Blue from behind! She blasts TLA with a wicked shot to the back of his head, she is not done yet though! Dr. Bethany Blue tries to transition TLA in her Whiplash… TLA is caught! IF SHE HIT THIS THE MATCH IS OVER! WHIPLASH!!

Stew-O: NOOOO! MYLES WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TAKES OUT THE DOCTOR RIGHT BEFORE SHE COULD PUT TLA DOWN FOR THE THREE COUNT! TLA IS FREE FROM HE GRASP, MYLES TURNS AROUND BUT HE GETS CAUGHT BY A STIFF KICK TO THE MIDSECTION…. CANADIAN DESTROYER BY TLA!!! OR I SHOULD SAY, MEXICAN DESTROYER! MYLES MIGHT BE DEAD, TLA WITH THE COVER…

ONEEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOOOO

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Persephone: DING DING DING

Stew-O: THE DOCTOR BREAKS IT UP AT THE LAST MILLISECOND! MYLES IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! TLA CANNOT BELIEVE IT, HE IS THE ONE IN DISBELIEF RIGHT NOW AND SO ARE WE! WE THOUGHT THAT WAS IT!

Eve: Dr. Bethany Blue found the strength to keep this match going but where is she going to find the strength to put her opponents away? That’s going to be a much more difficult task for sure. TLA is back on his feet and he wants to put her down for good, TLA with a stiff shot to the face of Bethany but the Doctor doesn’t bulge, she is still fighting back with a kick of her own! TLA stumbles back, Dr. Bethany Blue reaches for his neck yet again, maybe going for another cutter…

Stew-O: TLA pushes her off as she lands butt first to the canvas! Now TLA has to capitalize! Kick to the guts of Bethany, she is in position for the Mexican Destroyer, TLA is about to end this one! MEXICAN DESTROYER——-

Eve: MYLES WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK TAKES OUT TLA BEFORE HE COULD CONNECT WITH THE MEXICAN DESTROYER! MYLES IS RIGHT BACK ON HIS FEET, BUT BETHANY CATCHES HIM AND WRESTLES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT, SHE IS TRYING TO LOCK HER MANDIBLE CLAW IN! MYLES IS FIGHTING BACK FOR DEAR LIFE, BUT THE DOCTOR IS ABOUT TO MAKE HIM SAY AHHHH!

Dr. Bethany Blue (Off mic): Say “Ahhh” you motherfudger!

Persephone: I’m saying “zzzzzzzzz” as in I’m about to fall asleep watching this match.

Stew-O: The referee is asking Myles whether he wants to continue or not, Myles has still some fight left in him as he grabs the wrist of the Doctor and forces her to release the hold on his mandible… Myles out powers Bethany here with ease, despite all the stuff he has been put through in this match! Incredible! MYLES TRANSITIONS HER IN A CROSSFACE PREDICAMENT, BUT BETHANY ROLLS THROUGH AND GETS RIGHT BACK ON THE FEET… DE FACTO BY MYLES! MYLES JUST CAUGHT HER OFF GUARD WITH HIS PUMPHANDLE SLAM, THIS IS IT! MYLES WITH THE COVER….

Eve: NOOOOOO TLA JUST PUSHED MYLES OUT OF THE WAY! MYLES STUMBLES OUTSIDE OF THE RING, TLA LEAPS FOR THE COVER, HE IS GOING TO STEAL ONE HERE….

ONEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOOOO

THREEEEEEEEEEEE

Stew-O: MYLES BREAKS UP THE PIN! HE SOMEHOW GOT BACK INSIDE THE RING IN LIKE A FRACTION OF A SECOND! WHAT THE HELL!?

Eve: No time for logic! This is EAW! And this is the Draft show, the most unpredictable night in all of sports entertainment! TLA was just a few seconds away from getting this win, but Myles wants this W more than he does! MYLES WITH THE DE FACTO ON TLA AS LA PANTER SEXUAL WAS ABOUT TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET… MYLES WITH THE COVER, BETHANY IS STILL OUT!

ONEEEEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOOOOOO

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE———

Stew-O: THE DOCTOR BREAKS IT UP, BUT SHE IMMEDIATELY LOCKS MYLES IN HER MANDIBLE CLAW WITHOUT GIVING HIM A CHANCE TO REACT! THE MANDIBLE CLAW IS LOCKED IN YET AGAIN, THIS TIME MYLES LOOKS LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO GIVE IN! MYLES IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK, HE HAS TO EITHER BREAK FREE OR RESIST UNTIL TLA BREAKS IT UP!

Persephone: Or, Option 3, would be simply giving up and get this nightmare over with.

Stew-O: You clearly don’t know Myles! He is not so easy to tap out! He will always find a way to fight back, no matter the odds! THE DOCTOR HAS THE MANDIBLE CLAW LOCKED IN, MYLES HAS COLLAPSED TO THE MAT! THE DOCTOR IS RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM AS MYLES IS LAID OUT ON HIS BACK! HE IS FADING OUT FOR THE PAIN….THE REFEREE PICKS HIS HAND UP AND LETS IT FALL DOWN….

Eve: THE HAND FALLS DOWN THE FIRST TIME! THE REF LIFTS IT UP AGAIN!

Eve: THE HAND FALLS A SECOND TIME! IF MYLES CANT KEEP HIS HAND UP THIS WILL BE OVER! VOLTAGE IS ABOUT TO GET THE FIRST PICK!

Eve: THE HAND IS LIFTED FOR ONE LAST TIME….

Eve: IT FALLS TO THE MAT, THIS IS OVER, MYLES IS OUT…

Stew-O: CORKSCREW 360 SENTON BY TLA! THE BURNOUT TAKES OUT BOTH THE DOCTOR AND MYLES! EVERYONE FORGOT ABOUT LA PANTERA SEXUAL AND THEY PAID FOR IT! TLA IS BACK IN STYLE, HE IS GOING FOR THE COVER ON BETHANY BLUE….

WAIT!

Eve: What is TLA doing?

(The camera pans to the stage.)

(Alexis Chambers shows up on stage and glares at TLA as he looks back at her)

Stew-O: What the hell is he doing! He has the match won! Just cover the Doctor! It’s over!

(Alexis shows a playful smile as TLA just can’t keep his eyes off her)

Eve: Oh my Lord, what a dummy. We all know TLA is the playful type, but this is a highly anticipated match! This is not the right time!

(Alexis Chambers blows a virtual kiss to TLA)

(TLA “catches” the virtual kiss with his hand blows one back)

Stew-O: That’s so cute…

Eve: THE DOCTOR WITH THE ROLL UP! THE MOST DEVASTATING MOVE IN WRESTLING!

ONEEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOOOOO

THREEEEEEEEEE

(DING DING DING)

Bella Braxton: Here is your winner… Dr. Bethany Blue!

(Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi plays up as the camera lingers on Alexis Chambers who is smiling on the stage.)

Eve: Not this way! TLA had the match won! He got distracted! This match was going to be an insane back and forth action and Alexis Chambers just flat out ruined it completely!!!

Stew-O: A veteran like TLA should’ve known better but hey, that’s how EAW is sometimes. TLA took an L and Bethany got a W, this means Voltage is going to get the first pick of the night…

Persephone: REEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXX!!! PICK REXXXXXX!

Eve: Uhm, World Champions can’t be drafted, remember? Rex McAllister is already on Voltage. Now it’s time to see who is going to join the Voltage roster for Season 14….

(A graphic showing the various faces of members of the EAW Roster is shown, rapidly going through every person before finally stopping)

(The scene opens up in the Performance Center where we see HRDO standing in the center of the ring wearing a very pricey grey suit and an EAW Microphone in his hand)

HRDO: Did you all enjoy Pain for Pride last week?

(The social distanced crowd erupts into cheers as HRDO places his hands over his ears as if the cheering was too loud for him to handle. He’s obviously just enjoying the crowd reception to his question.)

HRDO: I see.. I see.. Well this past Pain for Pride was something special for sure. One of the greatest Pain for Prides that I have ever witnessed. What we were capable of accomplishing as a company last week was something that shouldn’t be overlooked. And I have to give a lot of credit to you fans that support this company week in and week out. We witnessed two of the Greatest Elitists to ever step their foot in an EAW ring go at one another.. We Saw 8 Elitists putting their lives on the line and brutalizing one another with ladders for a ticket to a title shot whenever they want in Season 14.. We saw young stars bloom in matches like the New Breed Championship Match, as well as others who proved why they are as great as they are like the winner of the Specialists Championship Match.. And we even had one of the most entertaining and unpredictable matches ever with the Prophetic Visions match. Pain for Pride 13 was definitely one to remember..

(The crowd continues to cheer on HRDO as Pain for Pride 13 really was an All-Time Great event. HRDO paces back and forth a moment then stops as he brings the microphone back up to his lips)

HRDO: But now here we are the week after Pain for Pride. The transitioning stage from Season 13 to Season 14. Things are going to change around here. Your favorite Dynasty Elitist may end up on Voltage. Your favorite Voltage Elitist may end up on Showdown. You never know what is going to happen during these drafts, and the goals for each one of these Elitists may change based on where they get drafted.. With all of this happening, I want to shine a light onto our Tag Team division for a moment. The future of this company is strong. We have so many young Elitists and talents that I expect to do great things in their careers as this company continues to grow. The reason I want to shine a light on the tag team division is because soon the Tag Team Grand Prix will be making it’s return. With all of the uncertainty of where people will end up after tonight, I’ll give you all information on something that will definitely happen here in EAW.

(The crowd goes wild for the announcement as HRDO has a slight smile on his face then goes back to speaking)

HRDO: Yes, the Tag Team Grand Prix will be making It’s return and this is an incredible opportunity for the young talent as well as the more experienced talent on our roster if they are looking to capture some gold early on in Season 14. Our roster is filled with some of the best tag teams ever and the Grand Prix will definitely showcase the amount of talent the Tag Team Division is made of. The way the Grand Prix is run, is it’s a lengthy tag team tournament where the team that wins the Grand Prix is awarded with a Tag Team Championship match. The start date for the Grand Prix still has yet to be set, but everyone is getting this information now so that they know what to expect in the near future. The fans will have time to place their bets on who they think is going to come out on top, while the Elitists in the locker room can prepare for one of the greatest tournaments in EAW. Again this is a great opportunity and a way to shine a light onto our growing tag team division. And if you enjoyed Season 13, then you’ll definitely want to be a part of the ride in Season 14 because we’re starting this season off with a banger!! To all of the teams in the back.. Be ready, because this is your opportunity to shine!

(EAW Theme Music hits as HRDO lowers the microphone from his lips and smiles out to the cheering crowd. He then steps off to the side of the ring, steps over the top rope and onto the ring apron, then drops down to ringside by the entrance ramp.)

Stew-O: Huge news coming from HRDO just now! The Grand Prix is making it’s return to EAW!!!

Eve: This is huge, especially with how much our Tag Team Division has grown. The Losers Union, SASS, The 420s, The Grand Athletes, and so many more will be on display during this tournament!

Persephone: Who cares. Whoever wins is losing to Sexy Rexy anyways..

Stew-O: I don’t see how they handle you on Voltage.

(The camera shows HRDO at the top of the ramp as the crowd still cheers on the major announcement that was just made by him. The screen then fades to black)

(Commercial break)

(Pain for Pride 13 recap airs highlighting all of the winners, ending with the triumphant victory of Jamie O’Hara to end the show)

(The draft comes back on air as “Homecoming” by Lil Uzi hits. The crowd raises up to their feet and begins to give a mixture of cheers and boos simultaneously. Jake Smith and Bronson Daniels step out onto the stage wearing matching tank tops that feature a crack pipe on the front. The two look at one another and point at each other as if they were mimicking the famous pointing Spiderman meme, laugh, then turn their attention to the ring as they begin to make their way down the ramp.)

Bell Braxton: The following contest is a tag team match that is set for!!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!

Bella Braxton: Introducing first.. Weighing in at a combined weight of 426lbs.. The team of The Industry Ruler, JAKE SMITH!!! And the New Breed Champion, The Euphoric Machine.. BRONSON DANIELS!!! They are the 420s!!!!!!!

Stew-O: And here are the 420s! One of the more exciting young teams here in EAW!

Eve: That’s correct Stew. With Bronson winning the New Breed Championship at Pain for Pride and Jake Smith coming off of an incredible SECOND PURE Championship reign, these two Elitists have a bright future ahead of them.

Persephone: Sexy Rexy’s future is brighter because it’ll have me in it.

(Jake Smith and Bronson Daniels take their crack tank tops off and toss them off to the side of the ring as Homecoming cuts off. “Beat the Devils Tattoo,” by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club hits as the crowd erupts into boos. Jesse Barlow and Colby Sol both step out onto the stage. Both men look around the social distanced arena then back at one another before nodding and heading down to the entrance ramp.)

Bella Braxton: And their opponents! Weighing in at a combined weight of 433lbs.. The Virtuous, JESSE BARLOW!!! And The Right Hand of Virtue!!! COLBY SOL!!! They are THE COVENANT!!!

Stew-O: The Covenant came so close to winning the tag team championships back at Pain for Pride and there’s no doubt in my mind that they want to get themselves back into the title picture. A victory over The 420s tonight would be huge for them.

Persephone: But then they’d just lose to the sexiest most rexiest Elitist in all of EAW and that bird girl again.

Stew-O: You never know. I’ve called some incredible rematches where the losers of the first encounter came back and won the second. This could be the case for the Covenant if they manage to keep the attention on them.

Eve: Yeah, this is a big match for both teams and I can’t wait to see how this one turns out!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: And there’s the bell! The New Breed Champion, Bronson Daniels starts it off for the 420s as Jake Smith steps out onto the ring apron and right to their corner. At the other end it’s Jesse Barlow starting off the match for The Covenant as Colby Sol steps out onto the apron and over to his teams corner as well. The New Breed Champion and Jesse make their way over to the center of the ring and start this one out by locking up in the center of the ring!

Eve: Bronson Daniels gets the quick advantage as he connects with a hard right hand to the side of Jesse’s head! Jesse staggers back and Bronson quickly wraps his arms around Jesse’s waist and gets behind him!! GERMAN SUPLEX BY BRONSON DANIELS TAKES JESSE BARLOW STRAIGHT TO THE CANVAS!!! Bronson gets up to his feet as Jesse does the same shortly after! ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY BRONSON!!! No!! Jesse ducks underneath the leg of Bronson Daniels as Daniels spins around! Jesse stands behind Bronson and wraps his arms around his waist!! GERMAN SUPLEX BY JESSE BARLOW ONTO THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!! IT CONNECTS!!!

Persephone: Jesse Barlow gets up to his knee and lifts his head up as he is looking directly at Bronson Daniels who slowly does the exact same. Both Elitists are looking at one another from across the ring after hitting the same powerful suplex on one another. Jesse gets up to his feet as Bronson Daniels gets up to his. Both Elitist make their way towards one another.. AND BRONSON GOES FOR A RUNNING JUMPING KNEE TO THE FACE OF JESSE BARLOW!! NO!!! Jesse ducks under the knee, as Bronson goes flying right past him! Bronson stumbles on his landing, but quickly turns around.. KISS OF DEATH BY JESSE BARLOW!!!

Eve: NO!!! BRONSON DANIELS SIDE STEPS JUST IN TIME AS JESSE HITS THE CANVAS HARD! Jesse quickly pops back up to his feet.. GUNSMOKE!!! TROUBLE IN PARADISE BY BRONSON DANIELS!!! NO!!! JESSE DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE LEG AS BRONSON LANDS CHEST FIRST ON THE CANVAS!! Jesse continues to run to the ropes! He bounces back as Bronson is just now getting up to his feet!! ABOLISHER BY JESSE BARLOW!!! IT CONNECTS!!! THE SPEAR CONNECTS!!!!

Stew-O: After a sequence of impressive defense and ring awareness shown by both Elitists, Jesse managed to take the New Breed Champion down! Jesse Barlow now rises up to his feet as he begins to stomp down onto the head of Daniels!! Using just his right boot, Jesse is putting as much force as he can into each one of these stomps!! Bronson is covering his face and trying to block some of these nasty stomps!!

Persephone: AND ANOTHER POWERFUL STOP BY JESSE BARLOW!! Bronson turns to his side as his back is turned towards Barlow!! AND BARLOW USES THIS TO HIS ADVANTAGE AS HE KICKS BRONSON RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF HIS BACK!! Bronson Daniels screams in pain as he arches his back and slowly turns his body. Bronson now works his way up to his hands and knees, but Jesse Barlow quickly grabs Bronson by the head! Jesse pulls Bronson up to his feet and irish whips him into a neutral corner!!

Stew-O: Bronson Daniels is now leaned up against the corner turnbuckles after crashing into them seconds ago! Jesse Barlow stands at the other end of the ring. He charges in at Bronson!!! ABOLISHER!!! SPEAR INTO THE BRONSON DANIELS IN THE CORNER!!!

Persephone: NO!!! BRONSON DANIELS LEAPED UP ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE JUST IN TIME AS JESSE BARLOW WENT FLYING SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!! Jesse slowly makes his way out of the corner as he clutches at his shoulder in pain!! Jesse looks up.. AND BRONSON DANIELS TAKES HIM OUT WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!

Stew-O: Jake Smith is seen hitting the top turnbuckle hard in his team’s corner as he tries to cheer Bronson on!! Colby Sol is seen at the other corner extending his arm out trying to get a tag from Jesse Barlow!! Bronson is the first one to his feet as Jesse is only up to his hands and knees. AND BRONSON KICKS JESSE BARLOW RIGHT ACROSS THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!! Jesse Barlow is down on the canvas of the ring as he faces the ceiling of the performance center! Daniels now steps off to the side of Jesse Barlow!!

Bronson Daniels (Off-Mic): BOOM!! BOOM!!

Eve: BOOM DROP BY BRONSON DANIELS CONNECTS ONTO JESSE BARLOW!!! BRONSON GOES FOR THE PIN!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

THR-

Persephone: Kickout by Jesse Barlow!!!

Stew-O: Bronson Daniels gets up to his knees as he looks over at Jake Smith who is now reaching his arm out for Daniels to make the tag. Bronson pops up to his feet and extends his arm out as the 420s slap hands and make the tag!

(TAG)

Eve: Bronson exits the ring as Jake Smith charges in.. CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH!!! THREE STIFF STOMPS DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF JESSE BARLOW BY JAKE SMITH!!! Jesse Barlow clutches at his head in pain as he rolls himself under the bottom rope and lands on his feet at ringside. Barlow is leaned up against the ring clutching his head, as Jake Smith looks down at him. Jake then turns around and runs towards the ropes behind him! He bounces back as Jesse Barlow backs away from the ring and looks up!!! SUICIDE DIVE BY JAKE SMITH ONTO JESSE BARLOW!!!! NO!!!! JESSE SIDE STEPS AS JAKE SMITH BELLY FLOPS DOWN ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!

Eve: Jake Smith curls up as he clutches at his stomach in pain! He slowly gets up to his hands and knees, then up to his feet!! BUT IT’S JESSE BARLOW WITH A KICK TO THE ABDOMEN OF JAKE SMITH! Jesse grabs Jake by the head and takes him down with a snapmare!! Jake lands in a seated position as Jesse stands behind him!! AND JESSE CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF JAKE’S HEAD!!!!!

Referee: One.. Two.. Three..

Stew-O: Jake Smith clutches at the back of his head in pain as Jesse Barlow gets back up to his feet and grabs Jake by the hair. Jesse now brings Jake up to his feet and shoves him into the barricade and plexiglass surrounding the ring!! Jake crashes back first and is instantly hit with a powerful chop block to the chest by Jesse Barlow!!! Jake Smith clutches at his chest in pain and steps away from the barricade! Meanwhile, Jesse grabs Jake by the back of the head and slides him under the bottom rope and back into the ring!! Jesse Barlow quickly slides back into the ring as well and goes for the pin!!!

Referee: ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

TWWWWW-

Persephone: Kickout by Jake Smith!! Jesse Barlow gets up to his feet and reaches down to grab Jake so that he can bring him up to his feet as well! Jesse grabs Jake by the arm and whips him to the far ropes! Jake hits the ropes, bounces back.. AND IS MET BY THE REPENT!!! STIFF PUNCH TO THE FACE BY JESSE BARLOW!!!!

Stew-O: NO!! JAKE DUCKS UNDER THE ARM AND GETS BEHIND JESSE BARLOW!! Jese turns around… SUPERKICK BY JAKE SMITH!!! Jesse stumbles back as he falls into a seated position in a neutral corner!! Jesse Barlow is down in the corner as Jake Smith charges in on him!! RUNNING KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE BY JAKE SMITH!!!! NO!!! JESSE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS JAKE GOES KNEE FIRST INTO THAT MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!! Jesse uses the side ropes to get himself up to his feet!! He turns and faces Jake who has his right arm propped against the top turnbuckle while his left hand is rubbing his knee!! AND JESSE BARLOW CONNECTS WITH THE REPENT!!!! JAKE SMITH FALLS BACK AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES AFTER THAT STIFF PUNCH BY JESSE!!!!!!

Persephone: Jesse Barlow now looks over at Colby Sol in the corner. He makes his way over to Colby and tags him in! Jesse steps out of the ring and onto the ring apron.

(TAG)

Stew-O: AND COLBY SOL IS IN THIS MATCH NOW!! He enters the ring and charges at Jake Smith in the corner!!!!

Eve: But he trips!! Colby Sol just tripped face first as he was running towards Jake Smith!!

Persephone: Colby gets up onto his hands and knees.. BUT JAKE SMITH GETS FROM OUT OF THE CORNER AND CONNECTS WITH THE SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT!!! HE JUST HIT THAT RUNNING KNEE RIGHT ONTO THE TOP OF COLBY’S HEAD AS COLBY DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!

Stew-O: Jake now reaches down and grabs Colby Sol by the head and gets him up to his feet! Jake now walks Colby over to the 420s corner as he extends his hand out to make the tag!

(TAG)

Eve: And now Bronson Daniels is the legal man again for his team! Bronson steps through the ropes as Jake is holding Colby Sol in position for him!! Bronson runs to the ropes! He bounces back towards Jake and Colby.. AND BRONSON LANDS A PICTURE PERFECT SUPERBRO PUNCH ONTO THE HEAD OF COLBY SOL AS COLBY DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!

Stew-O: Colby looks out of it right now! Jake Smith lifts Colby back up to his feet! Both 420 members kick Colby in the stomach!! They pull him in!!! AND THE 420S CONNECT WITH A DOUBLE SNAP SUPLEX ONTO COLBY SOL!!! Colby yelps in pain after landing on his back with so much force!! Colby is arching in pain, but that isn’t stopping the 420s as they grab Colby and bring him back up to his feet! SUPERKICK BY JAKE SMITH ONTO COLBY SOL!!! COLBY falls back as he hits the ring ropes behind him! Colby bounces back.. AND IS MET BY A SUPERKICK FROM BRONSON DANIELS!!! THAT’S THE DELIRIUM!!

Persephone: COLBY IS STANDING GROGGY!! AS HE IS TRYING TO STRUGGLE HIS WAY OVER TO JESSE BARLOW!!! BUT JAKE SMITH TURNS HIM AROUND AND KICKS HIM IN THE GUT!!! Bronson joins Jake as he stands right beside him as both 420s wrap their arms around the head of Colby Sol!! DOUBLE DDT ONTO COLBY BY THE 420S!!!!!

Eve: The referee now makes his way over to Jake Smith as he is trying to get Jake to exit the ring since he’s no longer the legal man! Jake begins to argue back at the referee and that causes Bronson to lose his focus on the match and instead, he gets involved with the back and forth between Jake Smith and the referee!!!

Stew-O: LOOK EVE!! IT’S COLBY SOL!!! HE’S CRAWLING HIS WAY OVER TO THE COVENANT’S CORNER!!! BRONSON AND JAKE HAVE NO IDEA!!!

Persephone: Colby is clutching at the back of his head after every couple inches that he manages to move towards Jesse!

Stew-O: Colby extends his arm out to Jesse Barlow!! He’s trying to make the tag!!! He’s almost there!!!!

Eve: Jesse has his hand extended out too!! Jake, Bronson, and the referee are all still arguing with one another!! This is the perfect opportunity to make this tag!! They are inches away!!

Stew-O: BUT JESSE BARLOW PULLS HIS ARM BACK AND DROP DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! Colby Sol looks at him in confusion as he doesn’t understand what in the world is going on!!!

Persephone: LOOK STEW!! BRONSON DANIELS SEES COLBY AND HE GRABS HIM BY THE ANKLE!! BRONSON NOW DRAGS COLBY SOL ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING AND RELEASES COLBY SOL TO GO BACK TO HIS ARGUMENT WITH THE REFEREE!!

Eve: Colby Sol raises his head and looks directly at Jesse Barlow as he extends his arm out to him, but Barlow just shakes his head and begins to walk around the ring towards the entrance ramp! JESSE IS ABANDONING HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER!!!

Stew-O: Colby Sol can’t believe what is happening right now!! He slowly gets up to his hands and knees! BUT BRONSON CONNECTS WITH THE BITCH I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF!!!! BACK ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF COLBY KNOCKS HIM STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! COLBY SOL IS OUT COLD!!!! Bronson now goes back over to the referee and Jake Smith.

Bronson Daniels(Off-Mic): It’s alright bro. I’ve got this one.

Jake Smith(Off-Mic): Let me get one more good shot in though.

Bronson Daniels(Off-Mic): Alright bro, just step out onto the apron then. This referee is buggin.

Persephone: And Jake Smith steps out onto the ring apron in his team’s corner! Bronson extends his arm out and tags in Jake Smith! Jake quickly enters the ring as Bronson steps out! Jake grabs the downed Colby Sol and brings him up to his feet!! BROKEN WINGS!!! SNAP SWINGING NECKBREAKER BY JAKE SMITH CONNECTS!!!!!

Jake Smith(Off-Mic): FUCK!!!

Stew-O: What’s going on!?!

Jake Smith(Off-Mic): I didn’t hit that hard enough!

Eve: Colby Sol is out cold, but Jake Smith grabs him and lifts his limp body up to his feet!!! BROKEN WINGS AGAIN BY JAKE SMITH!!! SNAP SWINGING NECKBREAKER CONNECTS!!!!

Jake Smith(Off-Mic looking at Bronson Daniels): You want to take another hit on this?

Bronson(Off-Mic): Might as well.

(TAG)

Stew-O: AND BRONSON DANIELS IS BACK IN THIS MATCH!!!

Eve: Jake lifts Colby’s body up to his knees as he holds him in place for Bronson.. BITCH I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF CONNECTS AS BRONSON LANDS ANOTHER NASTY ELBOW TO THE BACK OF COLBY’S HEAD!!!!! COLBY SOL IS OUT COLD!!!!

Jake Smith(Off-Mic): You can hit it harder than that can’t you?

Bronson Daniels(Off-Mic): We’ll see.. Set him back up for me.

Stew-O: AND JAKE SMITH PROPS COLBY SOL BACK UP IN A KNEELING POSITION AS BRONSON DANIELS GETS BEHIND COLBY!! Bronson steps up… BITCH I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF CONNECTS ONCE MORE AS COLBY SOL IS OUT COLD ON THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!

Jake Smith(Off-Mic): That’s what I’m talking about! You really hit that bitch!

Bronson Daniels(Off-Mic): I can definitely hit it harder Bro. Set him up again. This is the last time I promise.

Persephone: And Jake Smith grabs Colby Sol once more and holds him in position for Bronson.. BITCH I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF FOR THE FOURTH TIME IN THIS MATCH CONNECTS!! COLBY SOL LOOKS TO BE LIFELESS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING

Jake Smith(Off-Mic): You good?

Bronson Daniels(Off-Mic): Let me do one more bro. This is kind of fun.

Jake Smith(Off-Mic): Nah dude, just pin the guy already.

Bronson Daniels(Off-Mic): Alright fine. But your packing the crack pipe when we’re done..

Stew-O: AND BRONSON DANIELS GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(Homecoming by Lil Uzi Vert hits as the crowd gives the 420s a loud reaction. Jake and Bronson both make their way to the center of the ring where both men get their hands raised by the referee. They both stand over to broken and beaten Colby Sol who hasn’t moved on his own since the first of the four Back elbows by Bronson Daniels)

Stew-O: What a match!! Or beatdown. Whatever you want to call it!

Persephone: Sexy Rexy would have beaten Colby down more in my opinion..

Eve: I don’t even think Colby is going to be able to get up on his own for a while! They should grab a stretcher or something.

Persephone: Yeah I’m not trying to wait for Colby Sol to get up when we have Sexy Rexy in the main event. Maybe the 420s could drag him backstage with them?

Stew-O: I don’t think that will be the case, but Jesse Barlow definitely pulled an unexpected card during the middle of this match and now it makes me wonder where The Covenant goes from here or if Colby will be medically capable of competing anytime soon. We’ll definitely find out more information later on, but for now lets let the 420s enjoy this victory tonight!!

(Bronson Daniels is seen raising his New Breed Championship up into the air as Jake smith stands beside him in the center of the ring raising his arms in the air as well. The camera then pans down to Colby Sol who still hasn’t moved an inch, then fades to black)

(A graphic showing the various faces of members of the EAW Roster is shown, rapidly going through every person before finally stopping)

(The camera fades into Bella Braxton standing in the middle of the ring with a smile on her face before beginning to speak)

Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a FATAL-FOUR-WAY CHAMPIONS SHOWCASE MATCH!!! And it is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Unfuckwithable’ by Deez Nuts plays up to a mixed reaction as Sienna Jade makes her way out to the stage with the National Elite Championship seen clearly around her waist. She unbuckles the National Elite Championship before posing and then proceeding to raise the Championship high in the air. She has a smirk on her face before placing the Championship around her shoulder before making her way down the ramp and headed towards the ring)

Bella Braxton: Introducing first… from Calgary, Alberta, Canada… weighing in at 135 pounds… She is THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION… UNFUCKWITHABLE… SIENNA JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve: The last time that we saw Sienna Jade was at Pain For Pride. Best friends- soul sisters collided as she faced Kassidy Heart for the National Elite Championship. At the end of the day she managed to come out on top with the National Elite Championship AND her first Pain For Pride singles win!

Stew-O: I’m definitely sure she values that very much, but now with gaining the National Elite Championship, I don’t think she plans to let that go. She specifically said that she was going to come into Season 14 and put her best foot forward in response to all the critiques, and we’re definitely going to see the start of that tonight.

Persephone: Yeah sure let’s go with that. You really think Starbucks Sephora girl is going to be able to win? Oh please, you guys always say this and they end up losing, Persephone is always right, I believe they’ll all lose and won’t have any sort of fun.

(Sienna makes her way up the steel steps and up onto the apron. She poses before entering into the ring and heading forward and raising the National Elite Championship before heading into her corner as ‘Unfuckwithable’ fades out. ‘Land of the Innocent’ by Feathers then plays up to loud cheers as Sarah Price comes out from the backstage area. She looks around and gives a wave before holding up the Specialists Championship that she has over her shoulder momentarily before starting her way down the ramp and headed to the ring)

Bella Braxton: And her opponents, first… from London, UK…weighing in at 121 pounds… She is THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… THE GUARDIAN ANGEL… SARAH PRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve: Last week at the Grandest Stage of Them All, Sarah Price outlasted multiple people in the Specialists Scramble match at Pain For Pride to retain her Specialists Championship! Surely combined with winning at Pain For Pride and the caliber of the people in this match, this is a match that she’ll be talking about for a long time to say the very least.

Stew-O: But now just like everyone else she walks into Season 14 as the Specialists Champion and of course with some big goals like planning to be the longest reigning Champion. She’s going to walk into this as a fighting champion and I wouldn’t take it away from her to walk out of this matchup at the Draft the same way with her hand raised high in the air!

Persephone: One day we’re going to find out this Princess’ Fairy Godmother and realize that she’s been cheating to win all this time! I know everything!

(Sarah quickly makes her way around the ringside area after walking down the entrance ramp and jumping onto the apron. She makes her way up the turnbuckle as she points around at the members of the crowd before holding up the Specialists Championship and jumping off of it and down to the ring. She circles around the ring once before preparing to get ready in the corner as ‘Land of the Innocent’ fades out. As soon after ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill which plays up to absolutely booming boos around the arena. Xander Payne makes his way out to the stage.he already has the PURE Championship raised in the air with a big smirk on his face as he stops at the center of the stage. He continues to keep it raised as he gives a chuckle before slowly making his way down the ramp, taking his time per step as he does so)

Bella Braxton: Next… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 255 pounds … He is THE PURE CHAMPION… THE PAYNEKILLER… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve: It has sure been eventful for our new PURE Champion as last week at Pain For Pride he beat Jake Smith to walk out of Season 13 as the new PURE Champion, something that I’m sure he was proud to be able to do before it was too late.

Stew-O: And now with that, he rides a wave of momentum heading into Season 14 that I’m sure he won’t let up. It starts here at The Draft and as always I am sure The Paynekiller is deadset on winning here tonight.

Persephone: Wait a minute I thought Terry lost weight, WHAT HAPPENED?!

Eve: That… isn’t Terry?

Persephone: Don’t lie to me bitch. Well this fatass is here standing in the ring already he’s somehow the PURE Champion anyway can we get to Rexy’s match already

(Xander stops momentarily at the bottom of the ramp still looking deadset at the ring before sliding in quickly and pushing himself up against the ropes and holding the PURE Championship up before finally stopping and looking up at it with another smirk before putting it down. He heads to his corner as ‘It Follows’ fades out. ‘Nightcrawler’ by Travis Scott ft. Swae Lee & Chief Keef plays up to loud cheers as a cloud of smoke engulfs the stage. Coming out from the smoke is Bronson Daniels who is absolutely pumped, he circles around the stage before stopping at the center of it. He does the Brosal Shuffle before raising the New Breed Championship and making his descent down the ring ramp.)

Bella Braxton: Lastly… from Cocoa, Florida… weighing in at 216 pounds… He is THE NEW BREED CHAMP-

Bronson Daniels (Off-Mic): Bro.

Bella Braxton: THE NEW BREED BRO… THE EUPHORIC MACHINE… BRONSON DANIELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve: Here comes Bronson Daniels who needs no explanation for what he’s done at Pain For Pride! Winning the New Breed Championship in an excellent fashion against a plethora of the best that the division has to offer in terms of competition. I’m sure he’s pumped to be heading into Season 14 as a Champion.

Stew-O: Of course but now we focus on his chances in this match. Of course as you know he was in a match with The 420s facing The Covenant earlier in the night, you just have to question his condition heading into this one? It’s safe to say he’s at a major disadvantage, but is it anything that the New Breed Bro can’t handle? Probably not, and I’m sure excited to see how he’s going to handle this match.

Persephone: Do you know what smoking does to the lungs? Now I don’t know who this irrelevant fuck is but he’s clearly setting a bad example for the fans that watch this shit show! You see! I care VERY much about the idiots who waste their time watching us!

(Bronson makes his way to the bottom of the ramp as he stops for a moment before looking around at the socially distanced crowd in the EAW Performance Center. He has a big smirk on his face as he pats the New Breed Championship before making his way around the ringside area. He rolls into the ring before heading to the center of the ring and going down on one knee as he raises the New Breed Championship high in the air for everyone to see. He jumps back up to his feet before heading to his corner and Brosal Shuffling as ‘Nightcrawler’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING)

Eve: Here we go as this Champions Showcase is underway now! AND BRONSON DANIELS TURNING AND LEAPING RIGHT AT XANDER PAYNE AND SENDING HIM BACKWARDS INTO HIS CORNER WITH A FOREARM! BRONSON IS HAMMERING DOWN ON XANDER AS SIENNA JADE IS WASTING NO TIME TURNING TO HER LEFT AND RAMMING A KICK RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF SARAH PRICE! THIS MATCH HAS JUST STARTED AND IT’S ABSOLUTE MAYHEM!

Persephone: Yeah no. Let’s count statistics here for a moment, I hate everyone in this match. Clearly, if I don’t like any of these people, I’m sure the result will be one that I don’t like. BUT, if this match were to have Rex McAllister in it, definitely a much different story, but it doesn’t! This match is going to be ass.

Stew-O: Bronson has already backed Xander into the corner as he’s ramming his shoulder right into his gut! Xander has managed to push away though but that isn’t stopping Bronson as he’s quickly running to the ropes and back and leaping up, HURRICANRANA- LAST SEDATION!

Eve: BRONSON MANAGING TO STAY IN THE AIR AS HE LANDS PUNCHES DOWN RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF XANDER! XANDER IS WEAKENED AS BRONSON SWINGS, HURRICANRANA CONNECTS! Meanwhile, it seems Sarah and Sienna are going at it with both landing punches on one another in a back-and-forth! Sienna seems to be overwhelming Sarah from the opening moments of this match as she sends Sarah into an Irish whip!

Stew-O: BUT SARAH MANAGES TO HOLD ON! SHE GRABS THE ROPES AS SIENNA RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS HER, BUT SARAH STOPS SIENNA RIGHT IN HER PLACE WITH A JAWBREAKER! Sienna stumbles back as Sarah quickly grabs her, and throws her out of the ring! Sienna is up onto her feet but isn’t going to be able to catch her bearings for long, SARAH WITH A CROSSBODY TAKING SIENNA OUT AND SENDING THE FIGHT DOWN TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!

Persephone: TOO CLOSE! TOO CLOSE! SIX FEET! SIX FEET! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve: That is way more than six feet but ok. Meanwhile, in the ring it seems Bronson Daniels has had all control over Xander Payne so far since taking him down to the ground! Xander is on one knee as Bronson continues to slam axe handles right onto the back of his head trying to keep him down as much as he can! Xander managing to shove away as Bronson stumbles back, Xander running right towards Bronson now! XANDER WITH A QUICK HEADBUTT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF BRONSON WHILE HE WAS DISTRACTED TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Stew-O: Bronson trying to get up to his feet and gain some ground but just that moment was all Xander needed to get back into this matchup! XANDER GOING FOR A RUNNING LARIAT- BUT BRONSON DUCKS UNDER! Bronson quickly going for a German Suplex- BUT XANDER WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE OF BRONSON BEFORE HE CAN LIFT-OFF! Bronson moving himself forward, BRONSON GOING FOR A PELE KICK-

Eve: BUT XANDER GRABS HIS LEGS JUST IN TIME AND SLAMS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE CAVING BRONSON’S HEAD IN WITH A VICIOUS STOMP! It seems Sarah and Sienna are still going at it at ringside though! AND WE’RE ABOUT TO SEE IT AS SIENNA THROWS SARAH BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!

Stew-O: Sienna closing in, but Sarah with a forearm right to the face of Sienna sending her back! Sarah quickly grabbing Sienna and dragging her to elsewhere, but Sienna is fighting back with punches right to the skull of Sarah! Sarah slowly becoming dazed but she’s getting a burst of strength, SARAH RUNNING FORWARD AND RAMMING SIENNA’S BACK INTO THE RINGPOST AT RINGSIDE!

Persephone: YES! BLEED BITCHES! BLEED!

Eve: Sienna is in a world of hurt as Sarah is quickly grabbing her and rolling her back into the ring! Sarah grabbing Sienna by the arm as she sends her into an Irish whip into the corner! Sienna trying to regain her bearings and escape- WHAT?! BRONSON JUST COLLIDED RIGHT WITH HER AS BOTH OF THEM ARE TRAPPED IN THE CORNER! Sarah looking at Xander as Xander Irish whipped Bronson into the same corner here!

Xander Payne (Off-Mic): MOVE TWILIGHT SPARKLE!

Stew-O: XANDER RUNNING FORWARD! CANNONBALL! XANDER WITH A MASSIVE CANNONBALL CRUSHING BOTH BRONSON AND SIENNA IN THE CORNER SENDING THEM DOWN! Xander quickly grabbing Sienna and dragging her to the center of the ring, XANDER WITH THE PIN ATTEMPT! THOUGH THAT’S NOT WISE AT THE MOMENT!

OOONNNEEE-

Eve: SARAH WASTING NO TIME STOMPING RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF XANDER BREAKING UP THE PIN!

Persephone: How does Xander even know what My Little Pony is?

Stew-O- Don’t know! But Sarah is already stomping away at Xander giving him a hard time at the moment. Xander is beginning to pull himself up but Sarah is persistent as she’s slamming stomps into his chest! Xander is up but he seems a bit dazed by the attack, and Sarah is beginning to slam multiple forearms into the head of the PURE Champion! Xander forcefully breaking through though as he sends Sarah into the ropes, SARAH WITH A KICK- XANDER DUCKS UNDER! XANDER ENDS UP BEHIND SARAH, AS XANDER REELS BACK AND TAKES SARAH OUT WITH A LARIAT RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!

Eve: Looks like Bronson has risen out of the corner where he was taken out in as he seems to be wasting no time beginning to ascend up to the top rope. He’s waiting for Xander as he turns around to face him up there! BRONSON WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY COMPLETELY TAKING XANDER OFF GUARD AND DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Stew-O: Bronson kipping up to his feet as he’s fallen back into the corner as Xander is staggering up to his feet, THIS DOESN’T LOOK GOOD FOR XANDER AS BRONSON IS GOING FOR A SUPERBRO PUNCH- BUT XANDER DUCKS UNDER JUST BARELY! XANDER TRYING TO GO FOR A SIDE KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF BRONSON BUT HE QUICKLY GRABS IT AND TURNS IT AROUND! GUNSMOKE!

Eve: CORKSCREW ROUNDHOUSE TAKES XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND AS BRONSON QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG QUICKLY WHILE HE HAS THE CHANCE AND EVERYONE ELSE IS DOWN HERE! THE REF BEGINNING THE COUNT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTHHHHHHRRRR-

Stew-O: SIENNA JADE LEAPS FORWARD AND BREAKS UP THE PIN ATTEMPT!

Persephone: The match continues… fuck.

Eve: Sienna managed to get a burst of energy and break up the pin! Bronson is in absolute shock as he looks down at the downed body of the National Elite Champion right here! Bronson is quickly getting up to his feet as he waits for Sienna Jade to pull herself up to her feet! Sienna is up as Bronson runs, ANOTHER GUNSMOKE-

Stew-O: SIENNA DUCKS UNDER IT! SIENNA QUICKLY GRABBING BRONSON AS SHE BEGINS TO UNWIND HIM, WITCHES HAMMER! RIPCORD ROLLING ELBOW AS BOTH OF THEM COLLAPSE DOWN TO THE GROUND IN PURE EXHAUSTION!

Eve: Meanwhile Sarah Price is up to her feet after taking a breather as she’s quickly taking advantage of the downed Xander Payne at the moment to inflict some more damage! Xander is fighting back with tired forearms right to the head of Sarah but every strike he hits Sarah fires one back! Xander is starting to get tired out as he finally pushes away, Sarah quickly running forward now! SARAH WITH A DROPKICK- BUT XANDER PUSHES THE LEG AWAY! Xander bringing Sarah up to her feet as he looks to bring her over to the corner, but Sarah is managing to turn it around with an Irish whip sending Xander into the corner before anything else! Xander is stunned, SARAH WITH DOUBLE KNEES RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF XANDER TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!

Stew-O: Xander is still managing to keep himself up onto his feet using the ropes to his advantage, Sarah runs forward looking to clothesline Xander over the top rope! BUT XANDER MANAGING TO LIFT SARAH OVER HER HEAD AND SEND HER OVER THE ROPES! Sarah landing on the apron just barely as she begins to send elbow strikes right to the head of Xander! Xander going low and ramming his shoulder right into the gut of Sarah as now he joins her on the apron! Both of them are beginning to trade punches again, but Xander strikes Sarah with a knee to stun her! Xander is trying to lift her up I think going for an Apron Powerbomb! BUT SARAH IS FIGHTING IT OFF! SARAH MANAGING TO KEEP HER GROUND AS SHE SWINGS!

Eve: HURRICANRANA! SARAH WITH A BIG HURRICANRANA SENDING BOTH XANDER AND HER FLYING OFF THE APRON! Both of them are down! But it seems Bronson and Sienna are back up to their feet as Sienna is on the offensive right now! SIENNA TRYING TO GO FOR THE RDG! BUT BRONSON SLIPS OUT BEFORE THE BRIDGING FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX IS ABLE TO CONNECT!

Stew-O: Bronson quickly turning around as Sienna grabs him, FUJIWARA ARMBAR- NO! BRONSON MANAGES TO DROP DOWN AND ESCAPE OUT OF IT BEFORE SIENNA IS ABLE TO EXECUTE IT! Both are up to their feet now as Sienna is quickly turning around, Bronson with a stiff headbutt right to the head of Sienna! Sienna is down on one knee as Bronson quickly grabs her and lifts her off the ground, DEADLIFT POWERBOMB! Bronson rolling her onto her knees, BICYCLE KNEE RIGHT TO HER HEAD BY THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!

Persephone: Just get done with the flippy shit already and move on, can the Ref just, end the match?

Eve: Bronson is climbing himself up to the top rope now and positioning himself. He seems to be launching in the air as Sienna is pulling herself up to her feet at the moment. LOOK! SARAH PRICE! SARAH SLIDING INTO THE RING AND TAKING ADVANTAGE OF BRONSON AS SHE CLIMBS UP AND JOINS HIM AND BEGINS TO TRADE PUNCHES WITH HIM QUICKLY! Sarah I think is trying to go for a Superplex at the moment to ground Bronson right now! Sarah boosting a foot up onto the top rope and sending a knee right to the head of Bronson! Sarah grabbing him, SUPERPLEX TIME!

Stew-O: WAIT! SIENNA IS CLIMBING UP AS WELL! SHE’S BALANCING HERSELF ON THE ROPES! NO WAY! ARE THEY GOING FOR A DOUBLE SUPERPLEX! BRONSON IS TRYING HIS BEST TO FIGHT OUT OF IT! BUT I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANY WAY HE CAN! THEY’RE ABOUT TO LIFT OFF-

Eve: XANDER! XANDER IN A EXTREME AMOUNT OF PAIN AS HE PUSHES HIMSELF INTO THE RING! XANDER IS GRABBING BOTH SIENNA AND SARAH! IS HE GOING FOR IT! THE STRENGTH OF XANDER PAYNE! XANDER SLAMMING ALL THREE OF THE COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCH TO THE GROUND AS HE FALLS AS WELL! EVERYONE IS DOWN! EVERYONE IS DOWN!

Persephone: Boo, get up you lazy fucks! I swear to god…

Stew-O: Everyone is down on the mat as I see no sign of them looking to get up to their feet! LOOK! Xander Payne is slowly pulling himself up to his feet! He’s seeing the main target as he’s bringing Bronson Daniels up to his feet! THIS ISN’T GOING TO BE GOOD! HAMMER TO FALL! JACKHAMMER CONNECTS AS XANDER IS WASTING NO TIME HOOKING THE LEG ON THE WEAKENED NEW BREED BRO!

OOONNNEEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO-

Eve: BRONSON POWERS OUT! Xander is in frustration but one more will surely do the trick-

Stew-O: PLOT TWIST! SARAH PRICE OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF XANDER SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! SHE’S WASTING NO TIME CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND POSITIONING HERSELF! IF SARAH CAN HIT THIS IT’S ALL OVER! BRONSON IS IN THE POSITION TO DO SO! HAPPY ENDING-

Eve: SIENNA! SIENNA JADE FROM THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING PULLING BRONSON OUT OF THE WAY OF SARAH AS SARAH MISSES THE MOONSAULT! SIENNA QUICKLY SLIDING INTO THE RING! SHINING WIZARD RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF SARAH TAKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! SIENNA ABOUT TO SIEZE THE ENDING! BUT BRONSON! BRONSON HAS MANAGED TO PULL HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET RIGHT NOW! BITCH I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF!

Stew-O: DOES NOT CONNECT! SIENNA DUCKING UNDER AS BRONSON STUMBLES FORWARD! SIENNA QUICKLY JUMPING ONTO THE APRON AS BRONSON TURNS AROUND! SIENNA LEAPING OFF!

Eve: RAW SIENNA! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK CONNECTS ONTO BRONSON AS BOTH OF THEM ARE TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND! EVERYONE ELSE IN THE RING IS DOWN ON THE GROUND AS SIENNA HOOKS THE LEG! THIS MIGHT BE THE END OF THE MATCH!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Unfuckwithable’ plays up to a mixed reaction as Sienna Jade sits up with a bit of shock on her face. Her face turns from a stern one to a smirk as she grabs the ropes and pulls herself up to her feet. The Ref rolls into the ring and hands her the National Elite Championship as she quickly raises it in the air and keeps it as she leans against the ropes momentarily to catch a breath. She circles around the ring and continues to celebrate with her title)

Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION… SIENNA JADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: So Persephone you want to contradict your statement from earlier? :mjpls:

Persephone: No.

Eve: What a match that we’ve seen! It’s clear all of the Champions in this match laid it all on the line to make sure that they come on top and ride into Season 14 with all the momentum in the world for whatever brand they’re drafted to! And at the end of the day we did see that but only one person could come out on top, and that person is Sienna Jade.

Stew-O: What a past few weeks for her though as we’ve seen her win her first PFP Singles Match, win the National Elite Championship, and now win a Champions Showcase, definitely the skies the limit for her, and I can’t wait to see what she does in Season 14!

(A graphic showing the various faces of members of the EAW Roster is shown, rapidly going through every person before finally stopping)

(The Draft Show fades from the ringside area and cuts to previously unseen footage from Pain for Pride.)

(SCREEN BAR — Lincoln Financial Field 💜 June 28th, 2020)

(A concerned look crossed Mr. DEDEDE’s face as he made his way towards the guerilla area. Something had gone horribly wrong in his wife’s match, and despite the fact he was about to defend the Answers World Championship against Jamie O’Hara, DEDEDE knew he needed to see her. Kassidy was a strong individual, capable of competing through anything, but she had a history of concussions and head trauma. The chairshot early in the match from Sienna to Kassidy’s skull had been a harsh blow, but the unprotected suicide dive to the outside that saw Kassidy’s head connect with the barricades had been the moment everything had changed. DEDEDE had sucked in a breath watching the replay, immediately making a phone call and ordering it not to be replayed again. The shudder that had ripped through Kassidy’s body had been terrifying to see, and the repeated blows to the head that had followed during the match had only made matters worse.)

(Two officials had Kassidy Heart between them. With the adrenaline from the match subsiding, she had lost her ability to walk on her own. Kassidy’s eyes were glassy and she was barely conscious. Her head was pounding and the pain she was currently experiencing was unlike anything she had ever felt in her life. Kassidy knew something was seriously wrong with her. For the first time in a long time, Kassidy was scared.)

Mr. DEDEDE: Kassidy!

(The sound of her loverface’s voice caused Kassidy’s half-closed eyes to flutter open. Tears immediately filled those green eyes and a wave of emotion hit her, making everything hurt even worse. The last few weeks had been pure hell for Kassidy in terms of her relationship. She had been left broken and beaten, and emotionally defeated, but through it all she had continued to try and live up to the expectations DEDEDE had of her. The officials carrying her had to readjust to keep her from slipping, but as soon as DEDEDE walked up to them, they passed Kassidy to him. DEDEDE scooped her up and carried her over a discarded equipment box, sitting her down and gently taking her face in his hands. Kassidy wasn’t really able to focus on his face given her condition but she was able to talk to him, despite her voice barely being audible.)

Kassidy Heart: I tried. I’m sorry.

(DEDEDE gave her a smile and brushed her tears away with his thumb.)

Mr. DEDEDE: I know you tried. Trust me.

(DEDEDE pulled out a few tissues he had shoved up the sleeve of his ring jacket before leaving his lockerroom and used them to gently clean some of the blood from Kassidy’s face.)

Mr. DEDEDE: You just worked almost an entire match with a concussion. You can’t help what happened out there.

(Kassidy didn’t reply with words. She weakly wrapped her arms around him, not bothered by the Answers World Championship that was around DEDEDE’s mid-section, and buried her face against his chest. DEDEDE held her for a few moments, stroking her hair and whispering something to her that the cameras did not pick up. He pulled back after a few moments and lifted Kassidy’s chin so they could look at one another. Kassidy blinked a few times, trying to focus, and DEDEDE’s face softened. Whatever criticisms other people had about their relationship and how unconventional and taboo it seemed, there was genuine love and affection there.)

Mr. DEDEDE: Do you trust me?

(Even in her concussed state, Kassidy didn’t have to think twice about that. She managed to nod her head.)

Mr. DEDEDE: This is going to be the beginning of something far greater for you. I would bet our entire empire on that.

(DEDEDE let her chin go and kissed the top of her head, before signalling for the officials to come and get Kassidy.)

Mr. DEDEDE: I love you and I’m proud of you.

(Kassidy replied with a tiny smile as DEDEDE let her go and one of the officials took her arm to help her stand.)

Kassidy Heart: Thank you.

(DEDEDE turned his attention to the officials.)

Mr. DEDEDE: Collect Dr. Brett, who has treated her previous head injuries here, and go straight to the hospital. I want her tended to immediately.

(The officials nodded and exited with the Chairman’s ‘Crown Jewel’, and Mr. DEDEDE was left to prepare himself for his epic clash with Jamie O’Hara.)

(The scene faded out.)

(A commercial break airs for the ASPCA featuring 2020 Hall of Famer Ahren Fournier and the living legend, The Woogieman. The Woogieman holds up a tank of electric eels and Ahren is holding a baby goat, and both talk about protecting the animals for a small monthly fee.)

(The draft show returns and “Monster” by Kanye West begins to blast across the PA System. The small crowd inside the Performance Center can’t help but cheer for Kassidy Heart as she steps on the stage. If nothing else, her gutsy performance at Pain for Pride definitely cemented the fact she is the hardest person to put down and keep down in Elite Answers Wrestling.)

Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… please welcome ‘The Mauler’ Kassidy Heart!

(Tonight, Kassidy is dressed in a pair of white denim shorts, a baggy, cropped dip dyed pink sweatshirt from Lulu’s, and white Gawdzilla Pro© platform sneakers trimmed in pink. Her long blonde locks are straight and flowing over her shoulders and she wears minimal make-up, highlighted by a glossy pale pink lip.)

Stew-O: If there’s one Elitist that doesn’t need an introduction, it’s this woman. At Pain for Pride, Kassidy Heart went to war with her best friend and tag team partner, Sienna Jade, over the National Elite Championship. It was obvious to everyone that Kassidy suffered a head injury during the match.

Eve: How Kassidy continued competing after the fact defies all logic and is clearly a testament to how deep her love for this sport runs. Her performance at Pain for Pride will no doubt go down in history as one of the bravest we have ever seen here in EAW, and honestly guys, I can’t wait to see what this woman brings to Showdown next season.

Persephone: Brave? More like stupid as fuck. The bitch got her fucking brains scrambled and could have ended up as a vegetable. As if Mr. DEDEDE would have stayed married to a brain dead blow up doll. Kassidy literally risked everything, and literally for nothing. Dumb cunt.

Eve: 🙂 You are such a joy to be around.

Persephone: 😀 I know, right?

(Kassidy has gotten into the ring and the expression on her face is hard to read. It’s almost like she is trying to take in the moment. Her music fades out and the crowd dies down, and it takes a moment before Kassidy can speak.)

Kassidy Heart: I have gone back and forth with myself for the last couple of days in terms of what I was going to say tonight. Sometimes I sound defeated. Sometimes I just sound bitter. Depressed comes to mind, and so does anger. It’s a variety of feelings and none of them are happy ones, but ultimately I’m just going to speak from the heart like I always do. Speaking my mind and wearing my heart on my sleeve has done nothing but get me shit on my entire time here in EAW and I’m sure tonight will be no different. Most of the time I can brush it off and go about my business, but there are times when I let the bullshit people speak about me in the back and in their videos get the best of me. There is not a more dedicated Elitist in this company than me. The amount of time I spend working on my in-ring skills, my body, the intangibles, and all the work that I put in off the camera and behind the scenes to better myself and to better this place because of what I’m willing to sacrifice in order to be successful goes without saying. I have a love/hate relationship with this company, and there are things here that happen that I will never understand. I have let this stuff drive me crazy, bring me down, motivate me, and infuriate me since the Summer of 2018. As of today, July 5th, 2020, I stand before you all as one of the most decorated Elitists of all time. Despite that, my achievements are scoffed at. My in-ring talent is not respected. My overall presence doesn’t really seem to matter because there are people less dedicated than I am that get more screen time than I do, and they damn sure find themselves in a better position than I ever have. That’s pretty much the story of my career here; passed over for other bitches and taken for granted. I never would have thought being dependable, consistent, and overly dedicated would get me the least amount of respect from my peers.

(Kassidy can’t help but shrug her shoulders.)

Kassidy Heart: But despite all of that, I have never stopped caring. I have never thrown in the towel. I have always made myself keep going. I have always pushed myself to get better, despite being kept in the same position and having my career remain stagnant. At times, I have felt like I’m fighting a losing battle. Nothing will ever be enough. In my heart, though, I know there is always something worth fighting for. I will be the first to admit that I didn’t bring the right attitude into Pain for Pride. I did what everyone does to me, and I took my spot on the card for granted. I fought against my situation rather than accepting it, and karma showed up during the match, guiding me straight to defeat. I love Sienna Jade, despite the bullshit and everything that was said between the two of us, and I hope she cherishes her victory, but it’s a hollow one for her. She didn’t defeat me because she’s better than me. She beat me because I suffered a severe, grade three concussion that prompted me to black out on and off during the match. I was never the same after hitting the barricades, and with my history of concussions, my fate was basically sealed after that. I don’t even remember a lot of the match. My memory still hasn’t completely come back. I know I tried. I forced Sienna to actually earn her victory for a change, and I definitely wasn’t left face first on the mat, embarrassed because I came up short. Sienna took advantage of the situation, and I’m definitely not ashamed of my performance because a lesser person would have quit. I will never quit. I will never tuck my tail between my legs and walk out like so many other people have before. But unfortunately, I’m not going to be able to join the Showdown roster right now.

(Kassidy purses her lips while the crowd reacts with a bit of shock.)

Kassidy Heart: My history of concussions is a long one. I have suffered dozens of them in my time as a wrestler. Even since being in EAW, I’ve had quite a few. My doctor has encouraged me to take time off and allow myself a chance to heal, but time off is a concept I can’t really relate to. I will always feel like I have something to prove especially since I’m the person people choose to place under a microscope and unfairly dissect for whatever fucking reason, and every time I’m not in the ring proving myself is someone else’s chance to outshine me. It’s been said that I’ve been competing on borrowed time and that every match could be last, well… that almost came true at Pain for Pride. If I had suffered another blow to the head during that match, I would be standing here right now, forced to retire before even accomplishing half of what I want to do in my time here. While retirement isn’t here yet, I’m not cleared to compete and decisions about my health and well-being have been taken out of my hands and placed in that of my husband. I have been told that no one is going to sign a waiver to let me wrestle right now, and no one is going to defy him when it comes to letting me back in the ring, and I’m not being allowed to take any chances with my health and recovery. I have no idea when I’ll be able to return, and it’s a sick feeling to be utterly powerless with this situation.

(A sarcastic smile crosses Kassidy’s face.)

Kassidy Heart: I’m sure a lot of people are jumping for joy right now. No more irrelevant promo videos for you all to sit through! I know how people view me. I know I’ll never win a popularity award no matter how great I am. People will never accept that I belong at the top of this sport. But mark my words, I will be back. I will fulfill my destiny of becoming the greatest of all time whether the rest of you want to accept it or not. You don’t have a fucking choice because the second I’m cleared and told I can get back in that ring, I’m coming to Showdown and I’m going to start checking off every single fucking box on my professional bucket list. I want to headline Pain for Pride. I want to win an Elimination Chamber. I want to win War Games. I want more deathmatches and chances to hurt people. I want to be the first woman to win King of Elite. I want to compete in more Match of the Year candidates. I want to continue racking up the awards. I want more championships, main events, and my face on every goddamn person because I want each of you to realize just what the fuck you have in me. I want all of you to stop pretending that I’m not one of the greatest of all time, and stop fucking assuming that I’m going to continue to sit back and let the world pass me by. I will never be okay with playing second fiddle to anyone because no one fucking deserves the world except for me. They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but I really hope it leaves you all on pins and needles, wondering when I’m going to return. As far as who I’ll target upon the return?

(Kassidy tosses her hair off her shoulder, a smug smile on her face, almost as if this is a question that answers itself.)

Kassidy Heart: I think we all know it’s going to be whomever is holding the Answers World Championship, and Jamie O’Hara, I really fucking hope it’s you.

(Kassidy lowers the microphone, letting her last words linger. The crowd isn’t really sure how to react at the moment. They never expected to see Kassidy Heart forced out of action for an undisclosed period of time. “Monster” begins to play once again and after Kassidy takes another long pause to soak up the moment, she gets out of the ring and makes her way towards the back.)

(The Draft Show fades to another commercial break.)

(Excedrin commercial featuring Kassidy Heart)

(The broadcast resumes as a graphic showing the various faces of members of the EAW Roster is shown, rapidly going through every person before finally stopping)

(The camera transitions back to the EAW PC)

Eve: Ladies and Gentlemen we are back for yet another interbranded match! You don’t want to miss this one for sure!

Bella Braxton: The following contest is set for one fall…

(Father Stretch My Hands. Pt. 1 by Kanye West plays up as Charlie Marr shows up on stage. The safely distanced crowd in attendance reacts strongly to his appearance, some are booing, some are cheering. Charlie Marr doesn’t look particularly phased by their reaction and instead he walks down the ramp with a focused look on his face)

Bella Braxton: From Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom, weighing in at 240 pounds… CHARLIEEEEEE MARRRRRRR!

Stew-O: This Match is all about bragging rights! Charlie Marr might have hit rock bottom at Pain for Pride, but he has undeniably been the face of his own Brand for quite some time. Charlie Marr is definitely a hot pick, regardless of the brand. I can’t wait to see what Season 14 has in store for this young man.

Persephone: Oh Boo hoo… I don’t care about this clown. I’ve lost count of how many people claim they’ve changed after taking a huge L in EAW. This Marr is the same old boring Marr to me. Nothing has changed and nothing is ever going to change with this guy.

(Charlie slides inside the ring as his tune fades out)

(Invincible by Pop Smoke plays up as Chris Elite shows up on stage)

Bella Braxton: And from Brooklyn New York, weighing in at 210 pounds… CHRIIIISSSSSS ELITEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(Chris Elite walks down the ramp humming Invincible by Pop Smoke. Once again the crowd reacts strongly but you can’t tell whether they are actually cheering or not, as the reaction is mixed. Chris Elite hops on the apron and stares a whole in Charlie Marr before making his entrance)

Eve: We can agree that Chris Elite’s season was an emotional rollercoaster much like most of his colleagues here in EAW. But that doesn’t mean anything! He has been fighting it out with every Main Event caliber athlete this company had to offer and tonight it won’t be any different. Let’s see if Chris Elite is going to make Dynasty proud!

(Chris Elite slides inside the ring as Charlie Marr is seen stretching in his corner. The referee signals the timekeeper and the match gets underway)

( DING! DING! DING! )

Eve: This match is underway as Chris Elite and Charlie Marr size up in the center of the ring. We are about to be treated to a spectacle for sure as they now lock up in a collar-and-elbow tie-up. The “Gawd Given Greatness” quickly turns it into a wrist lock from behind, but Marr is able to immediately get his arm around his head and ground him into a grounded headlock.

Stew-O: Marr is utilizing his strength advantage in the inception of this match as Elite lifts his legs up and gets a leg scissors around Marr’s skull. Marr relinquishes the headlock, tilts down and KIPS-UP RIGHT ONTO HIS FEET! “The Lost Disciple” has a bright smile on his face as he advances towards the ropes. Elite quickly emerges onto his feet and circles around Marr’s waist! AND POSSIBLY LOOKS FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!

Persephone: YES, THAT’S IT!! BALLLLLL GAMMM!!

Eve: MARR THRUSTS HIS ELBOW INTO THE MIDSECTION, WRENCHES HIS NECK AND FLIPS HIM INTO A CHINLOCK! “The Lost Disciple”, Charlie Marr has him back on the ground in another submission hold as he attempts to wear down the faster, must more agile competitor, which is a great gameplan as you want to take out the energy from someone as energetic and explosive as Chris Elite!

Stew-O: BUT LOOK! Chris Elite is trying to escape out of the chinlock with numerous elbows to the stomach. Marr continues to maintain the chinlock while also trying to absorb the elbow shots! ELITE DROPS DOWN AND THROWS MARR OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! THE CHINLOCK IS NOW RELINQUISHES AND ELITE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND FLOORS CHARLIE MARR WITH A SMOOTH HURRICANRANA!!

Eve: Marr reels into the corner as Elite applies more gas on the pedal! HE SHOOTS OFF THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND CHARGES INTO MARR!! BUT MARR LEAPS UP OFF THE GROUND AND STICKS A WELL-PLACED YAKUZA KICK RIGHT ONTO THE MUSHER! Chris Elite is staggered as Marr now leans him against the corner and snatches his head! HE FLIPS HIM OVER FOR ANOTHER CHINLOCK!

Persephone: CHRIS ELITE FLIPS RIGHT ONTO HIS FEET!

Stew-O: Elite used the momentum from Marr to flip onto his feet! HE SPINS AROUND AND CLOCKS CHARLIE MARR WITH A VICIOUS DISCUS ELBOW!! MARR IS FALTERING AS ELITE COMES OFF THE ROPES, JUMPS UP AND ROLLS OVER HIS SHOULDERS!! MARR TURNS AROUND AND SWINGS FORWARD FOR A PUNCH! ELITE DUCKS AND ROLLS INTO THE GROUND… HE FLIPS BACKWARD FOR THE HEADSCISSORS!!

Eve: HE GETS THE HEADSCISSORS IN! BUT MARR HOISTS HIS LEGS UP INTO THE AIR AND SWINGS HIS FOOT FORWARD RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF THE UPSIDE DOWN CHRIS ELITE!! A BRUTAL KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE AS MARR FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A PENALTY KICK!! A PK KICK WAS HE QUICKLY HOOKS BOTH LEGS FOR THE FIRST COVER OF THIS MATCH!!

ONE…..

Persephone: THAT’S IT!!

Stew-O: ELITE POWERS OUT AT ONE! “The Conscience of EAW” will have to do more damage than that as Marr now mounts on top of Elite and BEGINS TO RAIN DOWN ONTO HIM WITH A GROUND AND POUND OFFENCE! “Money Makin’ Bhris” is doing his best to block the punches, but Marr quickly abandons it and tosses him into the corner! Elite bounces off the turnbuckles as MARR COMES OFF THE CORNER AND DRIVES HIS FOOT INTO THE MIDSECTION!

Eve: NO!! ELITE MANAGES TO GET BOTH FEET UP AND NAILS CHARLIE MARR RIGHT IN THE JAW!! HE’S STOPPED IN HIS TRACKS NOW AS ELITE STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES AND GRIPS THE ROPES! Marr crutches his jaw in pain and looks up while ELITE GOES AIRBORNE!! HE LEAPS ONTO THE ROPES!!

Stew-O: MARR TWISTS AROUND AND PULLS DOWN THE ROPES! CHRIS ELITE GOES CRASHING DOWN ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND MARR QUICKLY COMES OFF THE ROPES! Elite is clutching his ribs in pain while MARR CHARGES IN!! AND DRIVES THE SIDE OF HIS ELBOW INTO ELITE THAT SENDS HIM RIB-FIRST INTO THE SIDE OF OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!

Persephone: Wow, that must’ve hurt.

Eve: “The Lost Disciple”, Charlie Marr has been in control of this match thus far. He slides beneath the bottom rope and gets ahold of Elite! HE SPREADS HIM ACROSS OUR TABLE AND BATTERS HIM WITH A TRIFECTA OF EUROPEAN UPPERCUTS!! Marr then pulls him in and grabs him by the waist! HE ELEVATES HIM INTO THE AIR!!

Stew-O: AND PLANTS ACROSS THE ANNOUNCE TABLE WITH A RELEASE BACK SUPLEX!! ELITE GOES BOUNCING OFF OUR TABLE AS MARR QUICKLY GRABS HIS TIGHTS AND THROWS HIM BACK INTO THE RING! What dominance shown by Charlie Marr, especially a week after his grueling performance with Malcolm Jones at Pain For Pride.

Persephone: Uh oh..

Eve: Marr remains on the outside as he has his arm around his head while ELITE IS HANGING FROM THE APRON! IS HE LOOKING FOR THE DRAPING DDT ON THE OUTSIDE!??! HE’S TAKEN OUT MANY OPPONENTS WITH THIS!! HE PULLS HIM OUT MORE AND DRILLS HIM WITH THE LAST JUDGEMENT!

Stew-O: ELITE ESCAPES OUT OF AT THE LAST SECOND AND DECKS “THE CONSCIENCE OF EAW” WITH A BEAUTIFUL ROUNDHOUSE KICK OUT OF THIN-AIR! Marr staggers into the ringside floor as Chris Elite takes a moment to calibrate himself! THE “GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS” IS PERCHED ON TOP OF THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING!!

Eve: CHRIS ELITE SPRINTS ACROSS THE APRON AND VAULTS OVER ONTO CHARLIE MARR!! MARR LOOKS UP AS ELITE SOARS ONTO HIM WITH A CROSSBODY!! WAIT NO!! THE HEADDDDDDDDDDMASSSSSSSSTERR RITTUALLLLLL!!! MARR SNATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR AND PLANTS HIM WITH A SPINEBUSTER!! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE COUNTER AND JUST LIKE THAT, CHARLIE MARR IS BACK IN FULL CONTROL OF THIS SINGLES MATCH!

Stew-O: The Headmaster Ritual from outta nowhere as Elite is back at rock bottom! Marr’s aggression has paid him dividend here at the EAW Draft as he now gets a hold of Elite. HE RUNS WITH HIS HEAD AND SENDS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! “GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS” GOES FLYING INTO THE LED RINGPOST!!

Eve: Charlie Marr knows that this victory is necessary for him to head into season fourteen with momentum and he’s taking out his frustrations on Chris Elite! Elite is recovering from the head collision into the ringpost while Marr detaches the steel steps from the ringpost! What is he thinking?

Persephone: If he hits Elite with the steel steps, that would mean it’d end by disqualification, correct?

Stew-O & Eve: Correct.

Persephone: OK! HIT HIM MARR!! BASH HIS FACE IN WITH THE STEEL STEPS!!!

Stew-O: I don’t think he has any intentions to hit him with the steel steps as he places it in front of us! The steel steps are propped down flat as Marr goes over to Elite and drags him over to it. Elite attempts to struggle out of his talons, but MARR PULLS HIM AND DRIVES HIM IN THE MIDSECTION WITH A DEVASTATING KNEE STRIKE!

Eve: That surely drove the wind out Elite as Marr now places his head between his legs. BOTH ELITISTS STANDING ON TOP OF THE STEEL STEPS AS MARR PROCEEDS TO LIFT AND HOIST CHRIS ELITE INTO A POWERBOMB!! THIS MATCH MAY DONE AND OVER WITH IF MARR LANDS THIS!!

Persephone: OH M!!

Stew-O: ELITE MOVES AROUND AND SNATCHES HIS HEAD!! AND DRILLS HIM OFF THE STEEL STEPS AND INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A DDT!! HE SPIKED HIM!! A DEVASTATING COUNTER THAT CRUSHES THE SKULL OF “THE CONSCIENCE OF EAW” AS ELITE NOW GETS A HANDFUL OF HIS TIGHTS AND SLIDES HIM INTO THE RING!

Eve: Marr is staggered in the ring, most likely clueless on what city we’re in as ELITE STEPS ONTO THE APRON AND SHOOTS THROUGH THE ROPES!! HE ROLLS OFF THE CANVAS, SHOOTS OFF AND SNATCHES MARR’S HEAD!!! AND DRILLS HIS HEAD INTO THE CANVAS WITH A ROLLING THUNDER DDT!! COVER!

ONE…
TW-

Stew-O: KICK-OUT! Chris Elite finally has the opportunity to get proper offence in as he forces Charlie Marr into the corner and EXPLODES ONTO THIS CHEST WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP!! ELITE THEN FOLLOWS ITS UP WITH AN OPEN-HAND CHOP!! “GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS” LIGHTS UP MARR BEFORE HE IRISH WHIPS HIM INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER!

Eve: ELITE CHARGES IN!! MARR LIFTS HIS FEET UP, BUT ELITE GRABS IT BEFORE COLLISION, THROWS IT DOWN AND CLOCKS “THE CONSCIENCE” OF EAW WITH A HUGE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! MARR IS OUT AS ELITE SPINS AROUND AND ADDS MORE FLAVOUR WITH A DISCUS ELBOW TO THE FACE!!

Stew-O: ELITE GRABS HIS WAIST AND PICKS HIM UP IN THE CORNER. HE SITS HIM ON THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AND NAILS HIM WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI BEFORE RUNNING AND BOOMERANGING IN FROM THE ROPES! MARR IS HUNG UP ON THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE AS ELITE JUMPS INTO THE AIR!! AND NAILS HIM WITH THE 357!!!

Eve: THE RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER TO THE DANGLING CHARLIE MARR AS ELITE QUICKLY HOPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! AND FOLLOWS THE 357 FACEBUSTER WITH A SENSATIONAL PHOENIX SPLASH!! ELITE LANDS IT RIGHT ONTO THE BULLSEYE AS HE GOES FOR THE SIDEPRESS COVER!! COUNT IT, REF!!

ONE….
TWO….

Persephone: DAMNIT!

Stew-O: Charlie Marr kicks out as Elite quickly pulls him up to his feet. He stuns him with a spinning heel kick to the midsection before grabbing his and running up the ropes… HE STEPS UP AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! WRIST-LOCK SPRINGBOARD CUTTER!! NO!! MARR COUNTERS THE ELITE CUTTER INTO THE SLEEPER HOLD!!

Eve: MARR HAS THE FIRST PHASE OF THE TRANQUILITY SLEEPER HOLD LOCKED IN AND HE JUST NEEDS TO BRING HIM DOWN AND CINCH IN THE LEG SCISSORS AND THAT’S GAME OVER FOR CHRIS ELITE!! ELITE IS TRYING HIS BEST TO COMBAT THE SUBMISSION HOLD BUT HE’S LOSING LIFE!! THIS MAY END BY SUBMISSION!!

Persephone: MARR BRINGS HIM DOWN!!

Stew-O: ELITE USES THE MOMENTUM TO ROLL BACKWARDS ONTO HIS FEET AND SPLASHES DOWN ONTO “THE CONSCIENCE OF EAW” WITH A MARVELLOUS SHOOTING STAR SPLASH!! WHAT A WAY TO ESCAPE THE WRATH OF THE TRANQUILITY AS ELITE NOW RUNS INTO THE CORNER!!

Eve: ELITE LOOKS TO EXPLODE ONTO MARR WITH THE SHOTGUN DROPKICK AS HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET!! ELITE SPRINTS FORWARD AND BEGINS TO SHOOT UPWARDS FOR THE 44 BULLDOG!!

Stew-O: MARR INTERCEPTS HALF-WAY, SNATCHES HIS LEGS AND PLANTS HIM DOWN WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! WHAT A COUNTER AS THE SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!

ONE….
TWO…..
T…

Persephone: KICK-OUT!

Stew-O: ELITE POWERS OUT AT TWO!! Charlie Marr emerges up to his feet and brings Elite up to his feet by his tights. He sticks his elbow into the back of his neck and grounds him with a shoot kick to the legs before backing into the corner! MARR IS LOOKING FOR THE PATENTED SLIDING KNEE STRIKE!

Persephone: MARR CHARGES IN FROM THE CORNER AND SLIDES DOWN! ELITE SIDESTEPS THE KNEE AND HOPS OVER ONTO MARR’S HEAD!! HE DRILLS HIM WITH THE INVERTED HURRICANRANA!

Eve: NO!! MARR FLIPS BACKWARDS ONTO HIS FEET!! WHAT THE??!?! ELITE IS CLUELESS AS MARR REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND BURSTS ONTO THE BACK OF HIS NECK WITH A SLIDING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! OH MY GOD!! MARR NOW IMMEDIATELY PICKS HIM UP!! AND HOISTS ELITE UP FOR A BACK SUPLEX OF SORTS!!

Stew-O: ELITE FLIPS OUT OF HIS CLUTCH!! MARR IS CONFUSED AS ELITE SHOOTS OFF THE GROUND AND SPIKES HIM WITH THE INVERTED FRANKENSTEINER!! MARR DOESN’T FLIP OUT OF THAT ONE AS ELITE QUICKLY RISES UP TO HIS FEET AND RUNS PAST MARR INTO THE TURNBUCKLLES!!

Eve: “GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS”, CHRIS ELITE LEAPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! SPRINGS OFF IT AND SPINS AROUND!! TORNADO DDT!! NO!! MARR JUMPS UP AND NAILS HIM IN MID-AIR WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE!! IMPECCABLE TIMING FROM “THE CONSCIENCE OF EAW” AS HE NOW CRAWLS OVER FOR THE LATERAL PRESS! COVER!

ONE……
TWO…
T-

Eve: KICK OUT! MARR CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! Marr now pulls Chris Elite up to his feet and signals for the end! Elite is in La La Land! MARR RUNS PAST HIM AND ONTO THE SECOND ROPE!! HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF AND SPINS AROUND!! SPRINGBOARD SPINNING EUROPEAN UPPERCU-

Stew-O: WHAT!! ELITE GRABS HIM IN MID-AIR AND ROLLS HIM RIGHT INTO “RANSOM”!! THE CHICKEN WING CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN WHAT WAS A INCREDIBLE COUNTER!! MARR IS TRAPPED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS ELITE CINCHES IN THE RANSOM SUBMISSION HOLD!! THIS COULD BE IT!1

Persephone: MARR ROLLS OVER BUT ELITE STILL HAS THE RANSOM LOCKED IN!! “THE CONSCIENCE OF EAW” IS IMPRISONED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! BUT MARR BEGINS TO HOLD HIM UP!! MARR BEGINS TO CARRY HIM AS CHRIS ELITE IS FRIGHTENED!! CHRIS ELITE STILL HAS THE RANSOM LOCK BUT MARR IS CARRYING HIM THE CORNER!

Stew-O: CHARLIE MARR IS NOW CLIMBING UP THE TURNBUCKLE WITH HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS!! ELITE IS IN SHOCK AS HE’S NOW RELEASED THE RANSOM LOCK!! MARR HAS HIM ON HIS BACK AS HE IS NOW ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! BOTH INDIVIDUALS ARE AT A PRECARIOUS POSITION HERE!!

Eve: NO!! ELITE IS FIGHTING OUT OF THE HOLD! ELBOW AFTER ELBOW!! MARR IS LOSING CONTROL AS ELITE WALKS ACROSS THE ROPE!! AND JUMPS ONTO “THE CONSCIENCE OF EAW” WITH A HEADSCISSORS!! SUPERRANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT NO!! MARR HOLDS ONTO HIM!! MARR HOLDS ONTO ELITE AS HE NOW HAS HIM IN A POWERBOMB!! HE HOLDS HIM UP AS HE GETS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HIGHER THEY GO THE HARDER THE LANDING IS!!

Persephone: SUPER POWERBOMB!!!!

Stew-O: ELITE FLIPS BACKWARDS AND SENDS MARR FLYING TO THE OTHERSIDE OF THE RING WITH A HURRICANRANA!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT A COUNTER AT THE ELEVENTH HOUR AS ELITE NOW CHARGES IN FROM THE CORNER!! OPEN YA MATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! COVER!!

ONE….
TWO….
T-

Eve: KICK OUT!! MARR SURVIVES THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE AS ELITE CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! ELITE NOW QUICKLY GETS OFF OF MARR AND STEPS THROUGH THE ROPES!! “MONEY MAKIN’ BHRIS” IS LOOKING TO END THIS MATCH AS HE IS NOW PERCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! HERE WE GO!!

Persephone: YES THE END!!

Stew-O: BUT MARR ROLLS OUT OF THE RING!! Chris Elite was on the cusp of connecting with that infamous 630 senton splash, but Charlie Marr with his in ring presence was able to roll out of the ring, possibly by instinct, to avoid it! ELITE HOWEVER, HAS A PLAN IN MIND AS HE SITS IN THE CORNER!!

Eve: Marr is recuperating in front of a ringpost while CHRIS ELITE BEGINS TO RUN!! ELITE IS CHARGING THROUGH THE RING WHILE MARR IS CLUELESS! MARR HAS NO IDEA AS ELITE SPRINTS AND SOARS OVER THE RINGPOST!! AND LANDS A TOPE CON GIRO OVER THE RINGPOST ONTO CHARLIE MARR!!

Stew-O: NO!!! MARR RUNS OUT OF THE WAY AND ELITE GOES BOUNCING OFF THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!! CHRIS ELITE SCREAMING IN PAIN AS MARR HAS A SMIRK ON HIS FACE!! OH MY GOD!! ELITE MAY HAVE JUST MURDERED HIS CAREER BY TAKING THAT HIGH-RISK AERIAL MANEUVER!!

Eve: Chris Elite leans himself against the barricade, gingerly trying to use it to get up as he groans in agony. Marr is looking at him with bad intentions as he begins to expose his knee! HE PULLS DOWN HIS KNEE PAD BEFORE PUTTING GAS ON THE PEDAL AND CHARGING INTO ELITE!!

Stew-O: RUNNING KNEE STRIKE THROUGH THE BARRICADE!! MARR JUST DROVE CHRIS ELITE THROUGH THE BARRICADE WITH THAT KNEE AND I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!! MARR AND ELITE ARE LAID OUT IN THE BARRICADE DEBRIS AS THIS HAS BEEN AN INCREDIBLE PERFORMANCE BY THESE TWO!!

Persephone: Damnit, just get him into the ring and pin him!

Eve: That’s what he’s doing! Marr is getting him back into the ring! CHRIS ELITE IS OUT FOR THE TAKINGS!! Charlie Marr is climbing to the top turnbuckle, we are ready to Touch the Sky!!! MARR IS GOING FOR THE DOUBLE FOOT STOMP…. HE CONNECTS! MARR WITH THE COVER, THIS IS IT…..

ONEEEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOOOOO

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE POPS UP THE SHOULDER AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT! THE MATCH IS STILL ON AND CHARLIE MARR CANNOT BELIEVE IT!

Eve: FRUSTRATION IS GROWING ON THE FACE OF CHARLIE MARR AS HE IS NOW STALKING HIS OPPONENT, WAITING FOR HIM TO GET UP. MARR GOES FOR THE CHARING CROSS DISCUS LARIAT….

Eve: CHRIS ELITE GOES FOR A BACKFLIP AND JUST LIKE THAT CHARLIE MARR DOES NOT CONNECT HIS FINISHING MOVE! CHRIS ELITE NOW WITH THE OPEN YA MATAAAAAA! HE GOT HIM! CHARLIE MARR IS STUNNED, HE STUMBLES BACK ALL THE WAY TO THE CORNER! CHRIS ELITE FOLLOWS UP AND PICKS HIM UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE… HE WANTS TO FINISH THIS IN STYLE!

Stew-O: NO, CHARLIE MARR PUSHED HIM AWAY AT THE VERY LAST MOMENT! CHRIS ELITE FALLS TO THE MAT HARD, CHARLIE MARR HAS TO PUT THIS ONE AWAY! CHARLIE GOES FOR THE DEATH OR GLORY….

Eve: CHRIS ELITE COUNTERS THE EUROPEAN UPPERCUT INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX OF HIS OWN, CHARLIE IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT AS CHRIS ELITE FOLLOWS THROUGH, HE LIFTS HIM UP IN THE ONE WINGED ANGEL! CHRIS ELITE CONNECTS WITH THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT, THIS IS IT…

Stew-O: NOOOOO CHARLIE MARR COUNTERS INTO HIS DDT! THE QUEEN IS DEAD AND SO IS CHRIS ELITE! MARR COLLAPSES ON TOP OF HIS AS THE REF STARTS THE COUNT

ONEEEEEEE

TWOOOOOO

THREEEEEEE

(DING DING DING)

Stew-O: MARR WINS! CHARLIE MARR WINS!

Persephone: Phew we are one step closer to the main event now!

Stew-O: Sensational match between these two but ultimately Charlie Marr proved to be the better man here tonight! Congratulations to Charlie for this insane performance! And he didn’t even cheat to win which is surprising! Maybe he has indeed changed for the better?! Who knows?!

Eve: Only time will tell. For now, Charlie Marr can enjoy this massive win and boost of momentum heading into Season 14. Chris Elite has nothing to be ashamed of! He did his best but it simply wasn’t enough to put Marr away!

(The camera cuts back to the Draft panel)

(A graphic showing the various faces of members of the EAW Roster is shown, rapidly going through every person before finally stopping)

(All is quiet until ‘Children of the Son by The Pope Choir begins to fill the speakers. The arena gets very dark. A lone spotlight beams on the stage as suddenly appearing is the ghastly pale skin of the Universal Women’s champion.)

Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back and join as us as we are being presented with the Universal Women’s champion, Minerva!

Eve: Minerva finished off season 13 with another successful title defense and managed to defeat Raven Roberts at Pain for Pride in the main event of night two. Minerva, often critical with management with how she and Constance Blevins were often treated, has clearly made herself an undeniable star since winning that UWC title.

Persephone: You can love her or you can be like most of the world and hate her guts but she has indeed become the face of EAW’s women’s division. Minerva is a special talent and she is simply a scary woman to have to contend with.

(Minerva makes her way down the ramp, licking her lips, and sneering at any and everybody ringside. Minerva makes herself into the ring where she is given a microphone and her music fades out.)

Minerva: July 4th is a day of celebration for this country. A day of faux patriotism, low quality food, and fireworks as you all look for any reason to pat yourselves on the back over lies that helped build this place into the divisive mess it is today. It also marks day 112. What’s significant about 112? That’s how many days have gone by where I have remained your Universal Women’s champion. I lost my Unified Tag Team title alongside Constance Blevins 112 days ago and in that same night, I gained something so much more stupendous. I gained the most sought after championship belt in women’s wrestling and I have been DOMINANT as your champion. Since January of 2019, when I stepped foot into this promotion, I had one goal, to become a World Champion, not at the expense of my soul and who I was because until recently, this company had NO IDEA the lengths I would go to prove a point. They like to cheer, push me along, pretend they are fans of Minerva where most would rather see me wither and die among the rest of the failed projects I have seen here in my tenure. I made a promise to myself a long time ago that I would stand one day as part of the Main Event to Pain For Pride after having to shock and awe the entire roster at last years show, when Constance and I became the Unified Tag Team Champions, a spot we had to EARN, while the rest were given. Since then, we have had our ups and downs, beating some of the best tag teams around and make-shift ones too, not going to lie, finding ourselves as the longest ever reigning Tag Team Champions, an honor that was bestowed upon us, but again, at what price?

(Minerva shakes her head.)

Minerva: Constance and myself were looked upon as pillars of a division that all but died before our arrival. Cast as supporting roles for bigger artists is the macabre mess you people call a company. Our Pride dealt Pain to literally hurtful, as we were displayed inadequately and inaccurately by the powers that be. We carried the tag division on our backs and would still be champions had Drake and Vizzy taken our reign away. I would still be side by side with Constance aiming at Fire & Ice in an effort to regain what was ours. But, Under Siege saw me rise to my moment. I took my spot and became the pillar of a division that cannot be ignored. I became the anchor to a space that was occupied by many others. But, it belongs to me now. I am the Universal Women’s Champion and I will be until the end of days!

Minerva: I’ve stared down this division for 112 days. Four months I’ve chopped away at whoever they dared to bring to me and I have been solid as a rock in my posture. 16 weeks I have been a statue that should be honored and respected by each and every person. No opponent has been able to take me back down to the obscurity I rose from and I promise you that in that locker room there does not exist a soul that will beat me for this belt. Raven Roberts has faced me three times for this belt and I’ve left with this title in my possession every single time. Kasey Kaos tried me and she got dropped on her head for even thinking I could possibly lose to her. Sienna Jade is in the National Elite division and wouldn’t dare come cross my path. Kassidy Heart isn’t stepping in the ring with me for this belt. Sarah Price isn’t qualified, Harper Lee isn’t qualified, and Darcy May Morgan can waste her cash in the vault opportunity if that’s what she wants but I promise you she is not capable of beating me. I am no longer the outcast looking in. I am your champion and I’m not only looking out at the field of competitors and shaking my head, I’m looking down on each and everyone of you people for thinking anybody could take this title away from m-

(‘Surfin’ by Kid Cudi and Pharrell begins to play as our steps Serena Bennett to the stage. Minerva stands visiually annoyed as Serena struts on the stage before waving her jewelry and removing her sunglasses and tossing the eye wear into the crowd. Serena begins switching and walking down the ramp as Minerva stands firmly in the middle of the ring.)

Stew-O: Look what we have here! Serena Bennett is here and she is confronting the champion! Serena Bennett’s season 13 started off high for a few minutes until she lost her Universao Women’s Championship to an Iconic Cup winner in Kassidy Heart. The belt has traded hands three times since Serena last had it and it’s not firmly in the clutches of The Gypsy Moth herself.

Persephone: Minerva and her evil angry speech may have backfired. Serena Bennett has been away from the Universal Championship picture for months and it looks like she is here to confront Minerva about what she ha been ranting about.

Eve: Indeed, Serena Bennett is a former Universal Women’s champion as well and she too has a Pain for Pride Championship win to her name as well. It may have ended the same night, it shouldn’t be held against her and I think it goes without saying just how talented miss Bennett truly is as an elitist!

(Serena begins walking up the stage and into the ring.)

Minerva: Cut her music, now.

Serena Bennett off mic: …Bitch, what?

(Suddenly, Serena’s music is cut off as Minerva gives a very disgusted expression.)

Minerva: Why…why would you come out here and interrupt me? Why do you even think you belong in the same ring as me? What are you doing-

(Serena is given a microphone as she gets right in Minerva face.)

Serena Bennett: First off, don’t you ever in your life cut no music of mine off. Let’s get that straight right now. If my music is playing, your mouth needs to be shut, and your ass needs to stay quiet until I DECIDE when I want it stopped. Secondly, you got a lot of nerve out here talking that dominant “I run this division “ nonsense like it holds any weight whatsoever. Listen, Cruella DeEww…you don’t run jack shit here. Your little 112 days aren’t moving the needle and so what you beat Raven three times? One of those matches was a shit show because you took the cheap ass coward route and used your Iconic Cup opportunity to cash in on Raven and steal her shit instead of challenging her like a real woman would! Nobody ranks your flawed ass reign, Minerva. Deep down, you know what I’m saying is 100 percent the truth.

Minerva: No. No to everything you say and if you get in my face again…

(Minerva gives a light one hand shove as Serena takes one step back and turns to the camera and mouths the words “What The Fuck?!” to the lens.)

Minerva: I will obliterate you where you stand. Do you understand me? Besides, who are you to be critical of my Universal Women’s Championship reign? Didn’t your reign last a handful of minutes over a year ago? You disrespect me for how I became champion and hype up the fact that you may have had a harder route but to that I say; so what? So what you had to win the Grand Rampage battle royal to even get a match with Sienna Jade at PFP last season? So what you managed to beat her and become champion? Your reign isn’t even 1 percent the duration my reign has been yet you come out here and antagonize me? Did you scramble your tiny fragile brain at PFP when you were losing to Chris Elite? Or do you really want me to drop you on your head like I did Kasey Kaos or repeatedly own your career like I have done to Raven?

Serena Bennett: Nah, sis. You can talk shit about my reign but watch your mouth like you have been through half the shit I’ve been through. Watch your damn mouth, girl. Before I close it right here and now. First off, I’ve watched every single champion win that belt you have via cash ins and that trend started last year against me. Whether it was an Iconic cup cash in like you and Kass or a CITV cash like Raven, not one woman has been able to challenge for that belt and straight up earn it…since me. I’m the last one to do it and since I’m essentially the one that helped start this trend, I guess it’s my time to end it and regain what should have always been mine. So, if you do not understand why I’m interrupting you…

Minerva: Stop. Stop right now before you open up a door way to a path of unspeakable horrors that you simply are not prepared for. Do you understand me, Serena? I will dig deep into who you are and expose you to these people and most importantly yourself. I will expose you and devour your essence and that’s before the bell ever rings. Are you sure this is a route you want to go? Is this what you truly believe you want? I am not like the women you are used to. Bennett, The Black Rose for a reason and I don’t wilt, I do the wilting. Each pedal will be plucked until nothing remains.

(Serena stares at Minerva as Minerva gets closer.)

Minerva: Reconsider…please understand that I will not be kind to you as I am right now. I’m the most dominant champion this division has or will ever have. You can apologize for interrupting me and I will spare you the torment that comes from challenging me. What I’ve done to Raven will be comparable to teasing a child when side by side compared to what I can and will do to you, Bennett.

(Serena begins looking almost sorry as Minerva steps to her. Serena takes a deep breath and lowers her head.)

Minerva: Serena, you do understand that I can-

BAM!

Stew-O: SERENA BENNETT JUST BASHED HER MICROPHONE RIGHT INTO HER FACE! SHE HIT MINERVA RIGHT IN HER FACE! SERENA SENDS THE CHAMPION REELING AS MINERVA FALLS FLAT ON HER BACK! MINERVA’S UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONSHIP GOES FLYING AS SERENA LOOKS TO MOUNT HER AND

Eve: NO! NOT TODAY! MINERVA REGAINS HER COMPOSURE AND SNATCHES HER BELT IN MID AIR! MINERVA ROLLS OUT IF THE RING AND BARELY ESCAPES AS SERENA PICKS UP THE MICROPHONE SHE HIT MINERVA WITH!

Serena Bennett: Nah, I think I’m good with my original decision. Minerva, I’m coming for MY belt and I’m going to take it from you the right way!

(Minerva is ring side holding her face and clutching her belt tightly to her chest.)

Minerva off mic: I warned you! I WARNED YOU!

Serena Bennett: Yeah, yeah, bitch. TALK TO ME NICE!

(‘Surfin’ by Kid Cudi plays once again as Serena points and smirks at Minerva who back pedals and retreats with her belt up the entrance ramp. Serena motions with her hands around her waist while nodding her head as her music plays on.)

Stew-O: It’s been over a year since Serena held that Universal Women’s title and it looks like she is ready to try once again to win it again!

Eve: If this is how we are starting season 14, I must say my heart is racing already! Serena Bennett be Minerva for the Universal Women’s Championship is a dream match up I know we all are dying to witness!

Persephone: Yeah, not really. Serena is messing with a Gypsy who is an expert at mind games and mutilating her opponents mentally and physically. Little miss Crip walk might be a cripple having to learn how to walk again if she’s not careful!

(A graphic showing the various faces of members of the EAW Roster is shown, rapidly going through every person before finally stopping)

(Final commercial break)

(Harper Lee stars in a Monster Energy Drink commercial explaining how she could use the extra boost to not miss deadlines and hold things up)

(The cameras fade back to the arena, and the crowd is already cheering as Bella Braxton is in the center of the ring, ready to announce the final match of the night.)

Bella Braxton: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!

Fans: ONE FALL!!!!

Bella Braxton: And it is a Champions Showcase Triple Threat match! Introducing first…

(‘Alive’ by P.O.D hits, and the crowd immediately explodes. Moments later, Rex McAllister makes his way out onto the stage, with his Unified Tag Team Championship around his waist, and his newly won EAW Championship on his shoulder. He raises the EAW Championship, causing the fans to cheer even louder, as Rex finally begins walking down the ramp. He can’t help but smile at all the cheers, still keeping in mind that he finally won a Pain for Pride main event match, winning the EAW Championship in the process.)

Bella Braxton: Making his way to the ring…. From Sea Isle, New Jersey…. Weighing in at 238 pounds… HE IS ONE HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS AND THE EAW CHAMPION…. REEEEEXXXXX MMCCALLLLIIISSSTTTEEERRRR!!!!!

Stew-O: Rex may not be the World Champion of my brand, but I have to admit it feels great seeing Rex like this. Nobody can deny how hard of a worker Rex is or how talented that man is, and at Pain for Pride all the work he’s put in finally paid off. Not only is he the EAW Champion, but he’s a Double Champion, also retaining the Unified Tag Team Championships alongside Raven Roberts.

Eve: Yeah, it was an amazing moment, deserving for someone as great as Rex. Now, just a week after that moment, Rex is having to go up against two men who also won World Championships at the same event as him. All three of these men have history with each other two, so this should be interesting.

Persephone: Rex is winning this match and that’s all that matters. No point even hyping up the other two to be honest, we all know Rex is winning this, right?

Stew-O: Actually, I think this could really go any way, all three of these guys are-

Persephone: Anyways let’s get to the next two already.

(’30 Day Run’ By Larry June then begins to play, and the crowd begins cheering just as loud, although some members of the audience clearly are still in shock by what happened at Pain for Pride. After a little while, the Visual Prophet walks out to the stage with a grin on his face. The World Heavyweight Championship is around his waist, and he looks proud of himself after what he did at the biggest show of the year, and also ready to compete in this match, despite not wrestling a traditional match to win the World Heavyweight Championship. Viz begins walking down the ramp as the crowd continues cheering, meanwhile Bella Braxton begins to speak.)

Bella Braxton: Also making his way to the ring… Residing in Engadine, Michigan….. Weighing in at 265 pounds…. HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…. THE VISUUAAALLLLLLLL PPRRRROOOOOPHHHEETTTT!!!!!!!!

Persephone: Is it just me or does Viz look fat?

Stew-O: Fat?

Persephone: Yes fat. Look at him, he’s huge now.

Stew-O: I don’t think that should be at the top of your priority list right now to be honest. After Pain for Pride, I don’t think anything is out of the realm of possibility regarding this guy. I’ll admit, I’m a bit more scared of what Viz can do after Prophetic Visions.

Eve: What do we even call that? That clearly wasn’t a match, right? Do we refer to it as an experience, an acid trip, or what?

Stew-O: Beats me, but all I know is that this man is the World Heavyweight Champion now. Viz won that King of Elite crown back in February, and at Pain for Pride he finally pulled it off and won his first ever World Championship. Viz has always had an incredible amount of raw talent since day one in this company, and let’s not forget, Viz has a win over both Rex and Jamie. He has a great chance of getting another win over both tonight.

Persephone: WHO CARES?? Rex is gonna win, let’s just hurry this up already.

(Finally, ‘Kashmir’ by Led Zeppelin [Paratus], and the crowd cheers the loudest they have the entire night. Jamie O’Hara walks out to the stage after finally defeating Mr. DEDEDE, winning the war to end all wars. He looks at the crowd with the Answers World Championship around his waist, and he immediately begins walking down the ramp. As Jamie makes it to the ring, he climbs up to the top turnbuckle and raises up the Answers World Championship, causing even more cheers to be heard from the fans behind the plexiglass. Right after, Jamie turns his attention towards his opponents, before getting down from the top rope and getting into the ring.)

Bella Braxton: And their opponent…. Residing in Los Angeles, California…. Weighing in at 190 pounds….. HE IS THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION….. JAAAAMMMMIIIIEEEEEE O’HAAAARRRRRAAAA!!!!!!!

Stew-O: And here he is! The winner of the war to end all wars! At Pain for Pride, Jamie O’Hara won what has to have been the biggest match of the weekend. Mr. DEDEDE and Jamie have years of history, and finally Jamie put an end to their story together. Unfortunately, Jamie didn’t get a whole lot of time to celebrate, as tonight he’s in yet another huge match with pretty high stakes. Who is the best World Champion out of these three men?

Eve: Well, Jamie O’Hara has done it all, and he’s beat them all. I do think Jamie has everything it takes to win this match, but I’ll admit I have my doubts, and that’s not because of Jamie. In a match like this with Elitists like these three, it really is difficult to really predict the winner. I guess what I’m saying is, we’re just gonna have to wait and see how this goes.

Persephone: Did Jamie get lighter?

Stew-O:…. No?

Persephone: Oh. He was always like that? The guy looks anorexic, I feel bad for him. Whatever, let’s just get the match over with already. Rex will win this at record time.

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: Here we go! The main event match is underway! This is gonna be one for the ages, I can see it now! Showdown’s Answers World Champion Jamie O’Hara, Voltage’s EAW Champion Rex McAllister, and Dynasty’s World Heavyweight Champion the Visual Prophet! The three men circle the ring, ready to see who’ll make the first move, and I can’t even begin to imagine how insane this match will be! All three men winning their respective Championships at Pain for Pride, and now it looks like we’re about to find out which one of these three is the best World Champion- KISS TO THE HEAD TO JAMIE!!

Eve: IT DOESN’T CONNECT!! JAMIE MANAGED TO DUCK THE ELBOW STRIKE FROM VIZ, AND NOW HE GRABS VIZ FROM BEHIND AND TURNS HIM AROUND! IN EXCELSIS!! NO!! VIZ MANAGED TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, AND NOW JAMIE RAN RIGHT INTO REX WHO KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION! REX NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND HE GOES FOR THE REX EFFECT! THE FLOAT OVER EVENFLOW DDT- ALSO DOESN’T CONNECT!! JAMIE MANAGED TO PUNCH REX IN THE MIDSECTION, BEFORE PUSHING HIM AWAY BEFORE THE MOVE COULD CONNECT!

Persephone: Yuck. Rex should’ve already won this match, what’s going on? Now Jamie is charging towards Rex- BUT REX DUCKED JAMIE’S CLOTHESLINE! NOW REX SENDS JAMIE OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE OF HIS OWN!! YES!! THIS IS PERFECT, NOW ALL REX NEEDS TO DO IS HURRY UP AND BEAT THAT WEIRDO VIZ!! WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO!! VIZ IS LIFTING REX UP FOR THE PROPHET DRIVER- BUT REX GETS OUT OF IT, THANK GOD! NOW REX IS LIFTING VIZ UP FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX- Ugh, but Viz hits an elbow pushing Rexy off of him!

Stew-O: Viz now irish whipping Rex towards the corne- NO!! VIZ ATTEMPTED TO SEND REX INTO THE CORNER, BUT INSTEAD REX TURNED IT AROUND AND SENT VIZ THERE INSTEAD, AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT JAMIE O’HARA JUST SLID BACK INTO THE RING AND HIT VIZ WITH A SLINGBLADE BEFORE HE MADE IT TO THE TURNBUCKLES! What a move by O’Hara! Jamie now charging towards Rex, AND HE GOES FOR A SLINGBLADE AGAIN, THIS TIME TO THE EAW CHAMPION- BUT REX CATCHES JAMIE, AND HE DELIVERS A HUGE BACK SUPLEX INSTEAD! REX CUT JAMIE’S MOMENTUM SHORT, AND AS JAMIE BEGINS TO GET BACK UP, IT LOOKS LIKE REX NOW IS GOING TO RUN THE ROPES-

Eve: RIGHT INTO A LARIAT FROM VIZ!! THIS TIME REX IS THE ONE THAT’S TAKEN DOWN, AND IT LOOKS LIKE WE’RE BACK AT SQUARE ONE HERE AS ALL THREE MEN MANAGE TO GET BACK TO THEIR FEET! All three of these men have hit each other with some big moves early on in this match, I’m excited to see where we go from here! The three men now slowly beginning to approach each other- AND JAMIE KICKS VIZ IN THE MIDSECTION, BUT THAT ALLOWS REX TO ROLL JAMIE UP!!

OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Eve: JAMIE KICKED OUT, BUT NOW THERE’S A SUNSET FLIP PIN BY THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION ONTO REX!

OOOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!

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Persephone: YES!! VIZ BROKE IT UP WITH A BOOT TO JAMIE’S FACE! Well, Rexy would’ve kicked out of it anyway, but just to be safe! REXY GETS BACK UP AND DROPS VIZ WITH A TAKEDOWN! REX HAS VIZ DOWN ON THE MAT, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO SET UP A BOSTON CRAB! JUST LOOK AT HOW SMART REXY IS, HE’S GONNA MAKE VIZ TAP OUT ALREADY, THAT’S GOTTA BE A RECORD TIME OR SOMETHING RIGHT!? REXY HAS THE BOSTON CRAB LOCKED IN-

Stew-O: NO HE DOESN’T!!! JAMIE JUST PUT REX IN A FRONT FACELOCK AS SOON AS REX WAS ABOUT TO HAVE THE SUBMISSION FULLY LOCKED IN, AND NOW HE LIFTS HIM UP! SINGLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER BY JAMIE!! REX IS OUT, AND NOW LOOK AT JAMIE RUNNING THE ROPES AS VIZ ATTEMPTS TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET! BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE KNEELING VISUAL PROPHET-

Eve: NOPE!! VIZ MANAGED TO GET OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE DEADLIFTING JAMIE UP, AND JUST LIKE THAT VIZ HITS A SNAP SUPLEX! Viz clearly knows that one suplex won’t be enough to get the job done, so now he’s picking Jamie back up, this time grabbing him from behind, BEFORE GOING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX THIS TIME!! JAMIE NOW STUMBLING INTO THE CORNER, AND VIZ BACKS INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING IN!! RUNNING KNEE INTO THE CORNER-

Persephone: Doesn’t connect, like an idiot Viz hit his knee right against those turnbuckles as Jamie moved out of the way! Now Jamie is running to the opposite corner, before charging in as Viz stumbles out of the corner he was in- and Jamie connects with a John Woo Dropkick! That only got Viz down to his knees though, I guess it makes sense that a twig like Jamie couldn’t take Viz down that easily, so it looks like he’s gonna set up for another one as he backs into the opposite corner again. Jamie now charging in for a second time-

Stew-O: JUST FOR VIZ TO EASILY TOSS JAMIE UP OVER HIM! VIZ JUST POPPED JAMIE UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, BUT JAMIE KICKS VIZ AWAY BEFORE HE COULD MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO CAPITALIZE! VIZ CHARGES IN AGAIN- JUST FOR JAMIE TO KICK HIM AWAY FOR A SECOND TIME! JAMIE NOW GETTING INTO POSITION, AND NOW HE DIVES OFF OF THE TOP ROPE WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE!!

Eve: VIZ AVOIDED THE DOUBLE AXE HANDLE- AND NOW REX MCALLISTER JUST HIT JAMIE WITH A ROPE ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI, CAUSING JAMIE TO STUMBLE RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER FROM THE VISUAL PROPHET!! Viz not getting much time to recover though as this time it’s Rex that’s headed to the top rope, BUT REX DOESN’T GET MUCH TIME TO MAKE A MOVE AS VIZ IMMEDIATELY CHARGES TOWARDS HIM! REX DIVING OFF THE TOP ROPE BEFORE ROLLING BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE RUNS TOWARDS VIZ WITH A HUGE FOREARM SMASH!

Persephone: YES! REXY TOOK VIZ DOWN WITH THAT LARIAT! Viz is getting back up, but Rex hits him with a chop before sending him into the corner! Rex charging in, AND HE HITS VIZ WITH A CLOTHESLINE! REX PULLING VIZ OUT OF THE CORNER BEFORE SENDING HIM INTO THE ROPES, AND VIZ TRIED TO CLOTHESLINE REXY BUT HE WAS WAY TOO SLOW SO REX WAS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT! REX REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES NOW, AND HE JUST HIT VIZ WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! LET’S GO REX! MY EAW CHAMPION IS ON FIRE, AND THE END OF THE MATCH IS COMING, I JUST KNOW IT IS! REX IS GONNA WIN!!

Stew-O: The end? If you ask me, I still think all three of these men still have a lot more in the tank! Viz is using the ropes to pull himself back to his feet, AND NOW REX RUNS THE ROPES- RIGHT INTO A BACK ELBOW FROM VIZ! VIZ NOW GRABBING REX BY THE ARM, BEFORE PULLING HIM INTO A BACK BODY DROP, SENDING HIM OUT ONTO THE APRON! REX MANAGED TO HANG ONTO THE APRON, BUT NOW VIZ RUNS THE ROPES! WHAT’S VIZ LOOKING FOR- WAIT! SPEAR THROUGH THE- NO!!! VIZ ATTEMPTED TO SPEAR REX THROUGH THE ROPES OFF OF THE BARRICADE, BUT REX MANAGED TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING VIZ TO FLY OUT OF THE RING!!

Eve: VIZ IS DOWN, AND NOW REX TURNS HIS ATTENTION BACK TO THE RING- JUST FOR JAMIE TO SEND HIM OFF OF THE BARRICADE WITH A DROPKICK!! Rex barely managed to land safely after that dropkick, BUT JAMIE ISN’T GONNA GIVE HIM ANY TIME TO RECOVER AS HE IMMEDIATELY BEGINS TO RUN THE ROPES!! LOW-PE SUICIDA!!!! THE SUICIDE DIVE FROM BELOW THE MIDDLE ROPE CONNECTS ONTO REX MCALLISTER!! WHAT A MOVE BY JAMIE, AND NOW HE IMMEDIATELY ROLLS REX BACK INTO THE RING LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE!

Persephone: Rexy needs to do something! Jamie is climbing up to the top rope- YES!! REX JUST RAN UP TOP AND HIT JAMIE WITH A KNEE STRIKE! JAMIE IS STUCK ON THE TOP ROPE, AND NOW REX HAS THE CHANCE TO COME BACK AND WIN JUST LIKE I SAID HE WOULD! REX IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE, AND I’D ASSUME HE’S LOOKING FOR A SUPERPLEX- BUT JAMIE IS FIGHTING BACK! HOW!? That stupid pencil just won’t give up, this match has literally no stakes! Just let Rex do whatever he was gonna do, it can’t hurt to take just one loss!

Stew-O: This is a match between three of the top Champions in EAW, yes this match does have stakes! Anyways, Jamie is fighting back with repeated punches to Rex, and it looks like the attacks have worked as Rex has stumbled down to the middle rope! Jamie now is climbing all the way up before… No way! JAMIE IS PICKING REX UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! JAMIE HAS REX UP ON HIS SHOULDERS ON THE TOP ROPE, AND THIS CAN’T BE GOOD FOR THE EAW CHAMPION!! JAMIE IS LOOKING FOR A POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE, AND HE MIGHT GET IT UNLESS REX MANAGES TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS!

Eve: REX IS TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN! HE’S PUNCHING AWAY AT JAMIE’S HEAD, BUT JAMIE WON’T LET GO! JAMIE’S JUST DOING HIS BEST TO TAKE THE PAIN AS MUCH AS HE CAN AS HE GETS INTO POSITION, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THERE’S NO ESCAPE FOR REX!! JAMIE NOW, WITH THE TOP ROPE POWER- WAIT WHAT!? NO!! REX JUST HIT JAMIE WITH A HURRICANRANA FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! WHAT A COUNTER BY THE REX MASTER!!! I THOUGHT REX WAS IN TROUBLE, BUT INSTEAD HE MANAGED TO HIT JAMIE WITH A HUGE MOVE THAT MAY HAVE JUST TAKEN HIM OUT OF THE MATCH IF REX CAN GET THE COVER! REX PULLS JAMIE AWAY FROM THE ROPES, AND NOW HE PINS HIM! IS REX ABOUT TO WIN THIS!?

OOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Persephone: NOOOO!!!!! WHY!? O’AVA KICKED OUT!! WHY DID HE KICK OUT!?!? THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO FINISH THE MATCH!! This is stupid! Jamie shouldn’t have anything left after that, did you see what Rex just did!? Whatever, I’m sure Rex will think of something. He’s a genius, I bet he already has something up his sleeve- NO!!!!

Stew-O: VIZ JUST PULLED REX OUT OF THE RING! REX WAS JUST PULLED OUT OF THE RING BY VIZ, AND NOW VIZ JUST RAMMED REX INTO THE RING APRON! VIZ GRABBING REX BY THE HEAD NOW, AND HE ATTEMPTS TO SLAM HIS FACE INTO THE APRON, BUT REX HITS VIZ WITH AN ELBOW TO THE MIDSECTION! REX NOW WITH A PUNCH- BLOCKED BY VIZ! NOW VIZ HITS REX WITH A PUNCH OF HIS OWN! VIZ NOW WITH A KNEE TO REX’S MIDSECTION, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO- WAIT A SECOND!! LOOK IN THE RING!

Eve: JAMIE O’HARA IS RUNNING THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME HE FLIES OVER THE ROPES WITH A TOPE CON HILO, TAKING DOWN BOTH MEN!! JAMIE O’HARA JUST TOOK DOWN BOTH REX MCALLISTER AND THE VISUAL PROPHET AT THE SAME TIME, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE JAMIE IS ABOUT TO TRY AND CAPITALIZE AS HE ROLLS VIZ BACK INTO THE RING! REX IS STILL LAID OUT AT RINGSIDE, AND AT THIS RATE WE MIGHT BE APPROACHING THE END OF THIS MATCH ALREADY!

Persephone: WOAH WOAH WOAH NO WE ARE NOT!! THIS MATCH CAN’T END WITHOUT REX WINNING!! JAMIE IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AND THE SUDDENLY FATTER VIZ ISN’T GETTING UP! NO NO NO NO NO!!! JAMIE JUST WENT FOR THE GENKI CANNON- BUT IT DIDN’T CONNECT! THANK GOD!! VIZ ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY, AND HE JUST GOT BACK TO HIS FEET! JAMIE NOW IS TURNING BACK TO VIZ BEFORE CHARGING IN- BUT VIZ JUST POPPED JAMIE UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! THIS ISN’T WHAT I WANTED! STOP VIZ!! REX WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GET BACK IN THE RING ALREADY OR VIZ IS GONNA WIN THE MATCH!!

Stew-O: SIT OUT POWERBOMB BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!! WHAT A POWERBOMB BY VIZ, AND NOW HE’S GOING FOR THE PIN!! VIZ MIGHT HAVE THIS MATCH WON HERE!!

OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Stew-O: ANOTHER KICKOUT BY JAMIE!! JAMIE JUST KICKED OUT OF THAT SIT OUT POWERBOMB, BUT VIZ DOESN’T LOOK LIKE HE’S FINISHED WITH JAMIE YET AS HE PICKS HIM UP! VIZ NOW WITH THE AIRPLANE SPIN!! AIR BAE!!!! VIZ IS GOING FOR THE AIRPLANE SPIN WITH THE TEN ROTATIONS, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO GET IT AS HE JUST CONTINUES SPINNING AROUND WITH JAMIE ON HIS SHOULDERS!

Eve: JAMIE GETS OFF OF VIZ’S SHOULDERS!! BOTH MEN ARE CLEARLY DIZZY, BUT JAMIE IS STILL ABLE TO CHARGE IN AND HIT VIZ WITH A DROPKICK FROM BEHIND! VIZ WAS JUST SENT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, AND NOW JAMIE IS GRABBING VIZ FROM BEHIND! HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX BY THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! JAMIE NOT DONE THERE AS HE LIFTS VIZ BACK UP, AND THIS TIME HE MANAGES TO HIT A DEADLIFT HIGH ANGLE GERMAN SUPLEX!! NOW JAMIE IS KEEPING VIZ DOWN WITH THE BRIDGING PIN, AND AFTER A MOVE LIKE THAT ON A MAN VIZ’S SIZE, THIS MIGHT JUST GET THE JOB DONE!

OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Persephone: Thank God, Viz kicked out. Now Rexy can still win 🥰!! I don’t like what Jamie is doing though. He’s picking Viz up from behind and grabbing both of his arms. I hate this, I think Jamie’s going for the Stardust Breaker! Jamie with the double ripcord- BUT VIZ PULLS HIM IN AND HITS JAMIE WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY!! THANK GOD! ANYTHING TO STOP THIS MATCH FROM ENDING WITHOUT A REX WIN! VIZ JUST SEND JAMIE CRASHING INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AND SOMEHOW THAT DIDN’T SHATTER ALL THE BONES IN JAMIE’S FRAIL BODY, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE VIZ IS ABOUT TO GO FOR SOMETHING ELSE! REX NEEDS TO GET BACK INTO THIS AND FAST!

Stew-O: VIZ HAS JAMIE UP ON HIS SHOULDERS, AND I THINK HE’S SETTING UP FOR THE PROPHET DRIVER THIS TIME- BUT WAIT A SECOND! LOOK!! REX MCALLISTER IS BACK IN THIS, AND HE’S SOMEHOW MANAGING TO PULL VIZ UP FROM BEHIND, EVEN WITH JAMIE ON HIS SHOULDERS!!! REX JUST NOW DROPPED VIZ WITH PROBABLY ONE OF THE BIGGEST GERMAN SUPLEXES HE’S EVER DONE, AND IN THE PROCESS IT LOOKS LIKE VIZ JUST HIT JAMIE WITH A SAMOAN DROP!! HOW DID REX PULL THAT OFF, THAT WAS INSANE!!

Eve: Jamie is forced to roll out onto the apron after being on the receiving end of that Samoan drop, and now that just leaves Viz and Rex! Viz is getting back to his feet, and now that allows Rex to irish whip Viz to the ropes! Rex sliding under Viz as he rebounds off of the ropes before running into the ropes himself, AND REX HITS A HUGE JUMPING KNEE TO VIZ! VIZ IS GROUNDED TEMPORARILY, BUT HE’S QUICKLY ABLE TO GET BACK UP WHICH SEEMS TO BE EXACTLY WHAT REX WANTS AS HE BACKS INTO THE CORNER, WAITING FOR HIM! VIZ USES THE TURNBUCKLES IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER TO GET BACK UP, AND NOW REX CHARGES IN!

Persephone: YES, REX RUNNING TOWARDS VIZ, AND HE HITS A JUMPING- NO!! VIZ JUST PLANTED MY REXY WITH A URANAGE!!! REX IS DOWN, STOP!! REX YOU NEED TO GET BACK UP RIGHT NOW!! PLEASE GET UP REX! HE’S GONNA GET UP! TRUST ME HE WILL!! VIZ IS SETTING UP FOR THE VDT, AND THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT TIME FOR REX TO WAKE BACK UP BUT I GUESS HE JUST DOESN’T FEEL LIKE IT! NO NO NO!! VDT BY VIZ!!!

Stew-O: IT DIDN’T CONNECT!! REX MANAGED TO SLIP BEHIND VIZ AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT, AND NOW HE PULLED VIZ’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM!! VIZ IS DOWN AND NOW LOOK AT REX! STANDING MOONSAULT BY THE EAW CHAMPION!! YOU DON’T SEE THAT VERY OFTEN FROM REX MCALLISTER, BUT IN A MATCH LIKE THIS AGAINST TWO OF THE BEST IN THE COMPANY TODAY, YOU HAVE TO PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS! REX NOW GOING FOR THE COVER, HOPING THAT THIS WILL GET THE JOB DONE ON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!

OOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!

TTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Eve: IT DOESN’T!!! THAT DIDN’T GET THE JOB DONE, VIZ MANAGED TO POWER OUT!! REX NOW WITH AN ANKLE LOCK ON THE VISUAL PROPHET!! REX WASTED NO TIME LOCKING IN THAT ANKLE LOCK, AND THIS IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST MOVES IN VIZ’S ARSENAL!! IF REX WAS TO MAKE VIZ TAP OUT USING HIS OWN MOVE LIKE THAT, I CAN’T IMAGINE WHAT THAT’D DO TO VIZ’S OWN CONFIDENCE! VIZ IS ONE OF THE TOUGHEST ELITISTS WE HAVE, BUT VIZ HIMSELF HAS SHOWN JUST HOW DEVASTATING THIS SUBMISSION CAN BE! I DON’T KNOW HOW LONG VIZ WILL BE ABLE TO LAST, HE NEEDS TO GET OUT OF THIS ONE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!

Persephone: UM, NO HE DOES NOT!! VIZ DOES NOT NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS, HE NEEDS TO TAP OUT RIGHT NOW! HURRY UP AND TAP OUT VIZ!! NOW!! I PROMISE NOBODY WILL BE DISAPPOINTED BY YOU TAPPING OUT! JUST HURRY AND DO IT! REXY NEEDS TO WIN! WAIT, WAIT WAIT WAIT NO!! WHY CAN’T I EVER HAVE NICE THINGS!?!?

Stew-O: JAMIE WITH A DIVING DROPKICK ON REX!! JAMIE JUST BROKE UP THE SUBMISSION WITH THAT DROPKICK, AND NOW REX WAS JUST SENT TO THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING! REX USES THE ROPES TO GET BACK UP, BUT JAMIE IMMEDIATELY CHARGES BACK IN BEFORE REX COULD EVEN REMEMBER WHERE HE IS! JOHN WOO DROPKICK TO REX MCALLISTER!! REX IS IN THE CORNER NOW, HANGING ONTO THE ROPES TO EVEN STAND, AND NOW JAMIE RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING BACK IN, AND THERE’S A CORNER DROPKICK BY THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!! JAMIE DOESN’T FINISH THERE THOUGH, AS NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S SETTING UP FOR THE SINGLE UNDERHOOK BRAINBUSTER AGAIN!

Eve: REX MANAGES TO COUNTER IT WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!! GREAT COUNTER BY THE REX MASTER, BUT HE ISN’T GOING FOR THE COVER! INSTEAD REX IS PICKING JAMIE BACK UP, AND HE TRANSITIONS INTO THE FRONT FACELOCK! REX NOW WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX FOLLOWING THAT NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! GREAT COMBINATION OF MOVES, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE PLANS TO CONTINUE IT AS HE PICKS JAMIE BACK UP, AND NOW LIFTS HIM UP FROM BEHIND! BACK SUPLEX BY REX MCALLISTE-

Persephone: THE TWIG JUST FLIPPED OUT OF IT! UGH! NOW JAMIE IS LIFTING REX UP FOR A BACK SUPLEX OF HIS OWN- WAIT NO!! THAT’S NOT A BACK SUPLEX!! JAMIE JUST HIT THE VISUAL IDENTITY ON REX!! NO NO NO!!!! OH MY GOD YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS!! JAMIE IS REALLY ABOUT TO WIN THIS MATCH, THIS SUCKS! WHY DID I HAVE TO BE HERE!? THE COVER BY JAMIE, I CAN’T WATCH!

Stew-O: WAIT, WAIT WAIT WAIT!! THE VISUAL PROPHET IS BACK AND HE TURNS JAMIE AROUND!! VDT!!! VIZ JUST HIT JAMIE WITH THE VDT BEFORE JAMIE COULD PIN REX!! IT LOOKS LIKE VIZ MIGHT BE THE ONE THAT TAKES THE WIN INSTEAD, AS NOW VIZ GOES FOR THE COVER ON JAMIE! THIS COULD BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST WINS OF VIZ’S CAREER AFTER AN ALREADY EVENTFUL 2020, IS THAT IT FOR THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!?

OOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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Eve: JAMIE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! It’s obviously gonna take a lot to defeat any of these men, all three of them are World Champions for a reason! Viz now turning his attention to Rex McAllister, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GETTING SOME PAYBACK AS HE LOCKS IN A STANDING VERSION OF THE VIZ-LOCK!! VIZ HAS THE VIZ-LOCK LOCKED IN ON REX MCALLISTER, AND WE’VE ALREADY GONE OVER JUST HOW DEVASTATING THIS SUBMISSION IS, BUT VIZ HAS MADE MANY PEOPLE FALL TO THIS SUBMISSION IN THE PAST, IS REX ABOUT TO DO THE SAME NOW!?

Persephone: NO!! NO HE ISN’T!!! REX IS NOT ABOUT TO TAP OUT TO VIZ!! REX IS NEVER GOING TO LOSE TO VIZ AGAIN, AND HE DEFINITELY WON’T LOSE BY SUBMISSION!! I PROMISE REX WILL FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS! REX MCALLISTER IS THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME, HE CAN FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS!

Stew-O: VIZ NOW IS GETTING DOWN ONTO THE MAT, AND NOW HE WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND REX’S LEG! WHEN THIS HAPPENS THAT USUALLY IS ENOUGH TO END THE MATCH, BUT REX IS REFUSING TO TAP OUT! ALL THREE OF THESE MEN ARE GOING INTO THIS MATCH WITH TONS OF MOMENTUM ON THEIR SIDE, AND I’M SURE REX WOULD HATE TO TAP OUT HERE JUST AFTER GETTING THE BIGGEST WIN OF HIS CAREER AT PAIN FOR PRIDE WHEN HE DETHRONED ANDREA VALENTINE FOR THE EAW CHAMPIONSHIP! THE VIZ-LOCK IS AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN GET TO BEING UNBREAKABLE THOUGH, I THINK THIS MIGHT HONESTLY BE IT!

Eve: GENKI CANNON!!!! JAMIE JUST DOVE RIGHT ON TOP OF VIZ, AND HE HIT THE GENKI CANNON DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!! THAT WAS ENOUGH TO BREAK UP THE SUBMISSION, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS MATCH STILL MIGHT BE COMING TO A CLOSE, BUT THIS ISN’T HOW I EXPECTED IT TO! JAMIE O’HARA IS ABOUT TO PIN THE VISUAL PROPHET ONE WEEK AFTER DEFEATING MR. DEDEDE, HOW AMAZING IS THAT!?!? THE COVER BY THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION!!!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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Persephone: THANK GOD, VIZ KICKED OUT OF THE GENKI CANNON!! That was way too close. Viz probably didn’t even feel Jamie landing on him so I don’t know why it took him that long to kick out. Viz needs to do better next time, he nearly cost Rex the match!

Stew-O: Well Persephone, I doubt Viz’s main concern there was making sure Rex didn’t lose. Anyways, Rex is using the ropes to pull himself back to his feet now that he’s not trapped in the Viz-lock submission anymore, and it looks like we’re down to just the EAW Champion and the Answers World Champion now! To think, just a year ago at the 2019 Grand Rampage, these were the final two, and now one year later both of these men finally walked out of Pain for Pride holding World Championships! Rex and Jamie now meeting in the center of the ring, locking up, and here we go!

Eve: Jamie immediately managed to put Rex in a headlock! Rex now pushing Jamie into the ropes, and that causes Jamie to release the headlock- BUT AS REX CHARGES IN JAMIE CONNECTS WITH AN ARMDRAG! JAMIE NOW WITH THE REAR CHINLOCK ON REX, BUT REX IS QUICKLY GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET! SNAPMARE BY REX! REX NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND HE ATTEMPTS TO HIT JAMIE WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE AS JAMIE WAS STUCK IN A SEATED POSITION- BUT JAMIE DUCKED UNDER IT BEFORE PULLING REX INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP!!

Persephone: REXY KICKED OUT OF IT IMMEDIATELY!!! REX IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME- AND HE JUST DUCKED JAMIE’S ATTEMPT AT A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! JAMIE TRIED KICKING REX IN THE FACE AS SOON AS HE KICKED OUT OF THE PIN BUT IT DIDN’T WORK BECAUSE REX IS JUST THAT GOOD! REX NOW HITS JAMIE WITH A STEP UP ENZUIGIRI, AND THAT WAS ENOUGH TO CAUSE JAMIE TO STUMBLE BACK- WAIT WHAT!? HOW!? JAMIE JUST HIT REX WITH A PELE KICK AFTER GETTING HIT WITH THE ENZUIGIRI, AND THAT MADE REX FALL BACK INTO THE ROPES!

Stew-O: BUT REX RESPONDS BY HITTING JAMIE WITH A BICYCLE KICK AS SOON AS HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, CAUSING JAMIE TO FALL INTO THEM JUST LIKE REX DID! IN EXCELSIS- NO!! REX MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!! THE IN EXCELSIS NEARLY CONNECTED, BUT REX JUST BARELY MANAGED TO AVOID IT BEFORE PICKING JAMIE UP!! OLYMPIC SLAM BY REX MCALLISTER!!! REX IMMEDIATELY PULLING JAMIE INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND NOW HE LOCKS IN THE REX LOCK!!! THE REX LOCK IS LOCKED IN ON JAMIE O’HARA, THIS MIGHT BE IT!!

Eve: THE REX LOCK IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVES IN REX’S ARSENAL, AND NOW HE MIGHT JUST MAKE THE NEWLY CROWNED ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION TAP OUT! JAMIE O’HARA MIGHT BE THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED MAN IN THIS MATCH, SO IMAGINE HOW HUGE IT’D BE IF REX FORCED HIM TO TAP OUT LIKE THIS!! JAMIE IS SCRAMBLING, TRYING TO GRAB ONTO WHATEVER HE CAN BUT NOTHING IS THERE! REX MADE SURE TO PULL JAMIE INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND JAMIE TOOK VIZ OUT NOT LONG AGO WITH THE GENKI CANNON!! IT LOOKS LIKE THIS MIGHT BE IT!!

Persephone: YES!!!! JAMIE O’HARA IS GONNA HAVE TO TAP OUT!! SEE I TOLD YOU GUYS ONCE AGAIN!!! NEVER BET AGAINST SEXY REXY!! REXY WILL ALWAYS WIN!!! JAMIE IS ABOUT TO TAP OUT RIGHT AFTER ONE OF THE BIGGEST WINS IN HIS LIFE, THAT’S HILARIOUS!! JAMIE IS SUCH A LOSER! Wait, NO! WHAT IS JAMIE DOING NOW!?

Stew-O: JAMIE IS PRYING REX’S HANDS OFF OF HIM, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S ESCAPING THE REX LOCK!! JAMIE SUCCESSFULLY MANAGED TO GET REX’S ARMS AWAY FROM HIS FACE, AND NOW JAMIE JUST TURNED AROUND AND HIT REX WITH A PUNCH TO THE FACE!! REX ROLLS OFF OF JAMIE, AND THAT ALLOWS JAMIE TO CHARGE TOWARDS REX AND HIT A-

Eve: BOOT TO THE FACE BY REX!! JAMIE STUMBLES BACK TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING, AND NOW REX CHARGES IN- RIGHT INTO A POUNCE FROM THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! REX WAS JUST SENT FLYING ACROSS THE RING WITH THAT POUNCE, AND NOW VIZ CHARGES TOWARDS JAMIE- BUT JAMIE PULLS DOWN THE ROPES, CAUSING VIZ TO GO OVER THEM! VIZ MANAGED TO LAND ON HIS FEET, BUT JAMIE IS RUNNING THE ROPES, LOOKING TO FLY FOR THE THIRD TIME IN THIS MATCH!!! SUICIDE DIVE BY JAM- CAUGHT!!!!

Persephone: HA! VIZ JUST EFFORTLESSLY CAUGHT JAMIE OUT OF THE AIR!! I WAS ABOUT TO SAY VIZ IS MAKING THIS LOOK EASY, BUT JUST LOOK AT JAMIE! IT PROBABLY IS EASY FOR HIM!! AND LOOK!!! REXY!!! REXY WITH A SUICIDE DIVE OF HIS OW- OH NO!!! OH MY GOD!!! NO!!! VIZ JUST THREW JAMIE INTO REX!!! NO NO NO!!! PLEASE BE OKAY REX!!! THAT DIDN’T LOOK GOOD AT ALL!! THAT WASN’T SAFE!! JAMIE AND REX BOTH LOOK HURT BUT WHO CARES ABOUT JAMIE!? REX NEEDS HELP!!

Stew-O: I actually might have to agree with Persephone here, That looked bad! Viz now is rolling Rex back into the ring before heading up to the top rope, AND IS THIS IT!? ARE WE ABOUT TO SEE THE END HERE!? VIZ IS UP TOP, AND JAMIE IS STILL OUTSIDE OF THE RING, SO I DON’T THINK HE’S GONNA BE ABLE TO INTERVENE!! VIZ DIVING OFF THE TOP ROPE, BOW TO THE HEART CONNECTS!!!! VIZ IMMEDIATELY HOOKING THE LEGS, AND THAT’S IT!!! THAT HAS TO BE IT! VIZ WINS THE WORLD CHAMPIONS SHOWCASE MATCH!!!

OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!

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Eve: JAMIE JUST PULLED THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!!!! JAMIE KNEW HE COULDN’T MAKE IT TO BREAK UP THE PIN IN TIME, SO HE JUST PULLED THE REFEREE OUT JUST BEFORE HE COULD REACH THREE!!! JAMIE IS USING THE APRON TO EVEN STAND RIGHT NOW, MEANWHILE VIZ CAN’T BELIEVE HIS EYES! VIZ HAD THE MATCH WON, BUT JUST LIKE THAT JAMIE WAS ABLE TO STOP THAT!

Persephone: For once, I have to admit I’m grateful for Jamie. He finally did something useful by taking the referee out, although to be honest I still think Rex would’ve kicked out anyway so he’s not all that special. Anyways, Jamie is pulling himself up onto the apron as Viz gets back to his feet, and- what the hell? Viz is running the ropes for some reason when Jamie isn’t even back in the ring- O.

Stew-O: VIZ JUST HIT THE SPEAR OFF THE APRON!!! VIZ JUST SPEARED JAMIE THOUGH THE ROPES ALL THE WAY OFF THE APRON, WOW!!! VIZ AND JAMIE BOTH LOOK OUT OF IT, THAT WAS INSANE!! All three of these men are showing just how much they want this win, they’re all giving this their all, and so far we’ve seen some incredible things from each one of them! Viz is the first man to get back to his feet, but he doesn’t just bring Jamie back into the ring! In fact, HE’S BRINGING JAMIE OVER HERE! VIZ IS CLEARING OUR TABLE, WHAT’S HE THINKING ABOUT HERE!?

Eve: I don’t know but I don’t think I like it! Viz just threw all the equipment off of our table, and now, HE’S PICKING JAMIE UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!! VIZ HAS JAMIE UP FOR A POWERBOMB- BUT JAMIE IS FIGHTING BACK!!! JAMIE IS TRYING TO FIGHT HIS WAY OUT OF THE POWERBOMB, I’M NOT SURE IF HE’LL BE ABLE TO DO IT THOUGH! JAMIE IS HITTING PUNCH AFTER PUNCH, DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO TRY AND FIND A WAY OFF OF VIZ’S SHOULDERS!

Persephone: Okay, these two are way too close to me. I already don’t like being so close to you two, do we really need to see them here too? Why couldn’t it be Rex 😔? Anyways, Jamie managed to jump off of Viz’s shoulders, and he just hit a dropkick that sent Viz onto our table. Now I really don’t like this. Can we like, push Viz off of the table or something? He’s kinda invading our personal space here. These matches are no DQ, right?

Stew-O: Calm down Persephone, you’ll be fine. I don’t think Viz will be though! Jamie just hit Viz with a punch to the face, AND NOW HE’S CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE!! VIZ IS STILL ON TOP OF THE TABLE, AND JAMIE IS IN POSITION TO FLY!! JAMIE NOW, WITH A HUGE DIVING ELBOW DROP THROUGH THE ANNOUNCEMENT TABLE!!! JAMIE JUST ELBOW DROPPED VIZ THROUGH OUR TABLE!!!! THAT’S IT! THAT’S GOTTA BE THE END OF THE MATCH! ALL JAMIE NEEDS TO DO NOW IS GET VIZ BACK INTO THE RING AND THIS ONE IS OVER! JAMIE SLOWLY MANAGES TO GET BACK UP, AND NOW HE’S DRAGGING VIZ BACK INTO THE RING! JAMIE SLIDING BACK IN HIMSELF, AND-

Persephone: THE REX EFFECT!!!! REX JUST HIT JAMIE WITH THE REX EFFECT ONCE HE GOT BACK INTO THE RING!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! YESS!!!!! THAT’S IT EVERYONE!!!! THIS IS THE END!!! I TOLD YOU ALL ONCE AGAIN, SEXY REXY ALWAYS WINS!!!! REXY NOW IS GOING FOR THE COVER, JAMIE’S DONE FOR!!! HE’S NOT KICKING OUT OF THIS!!!! YESSS!!!!

OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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Persephone: .

Stew-O: JAMIE MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!!!! REX CAN’T BELIEVE IT, AND I DON’T BLAME HIM FOR BEING SHOCKED! HOW DID JAMIE JUST KICK OUT OF THAT!?!? THIS MATCH SHOULD HONESTLY BE OVER RIGHT NOW, REX SHOULD’VE HAD IT WON, BUT JAMIE JUST WON’T QUIT!! I don’t know what it’ll take to take down these guys, they really are the best in the game! None of these men want to lose this match, and somehow even after everything that happened, that Rex Effect couldn’t end the match!

Eve: It’s incredible how much these men have in them. Rex now is grabbing Jamie, and he’s pulling him up to the top rope. It looks like he’s about to set up for a superplex again after failing to hit it earlier. Is he gonna be more successful this time? Jamie looks out of it, I don’t know if he really has anything left in him. I don’t expect to see him fight out of this to be honest.

Persephone: COME ON REXY! REX IS PUTTING JAMIE IN THE FRONT FACELOCK, AND JAMIE ISN’T FIGHTING THIS TIME! REX IS GONNA HIT IT!! YES!!!! REX JUST HIT JAMIE WITH THE SUPERPLEX, AND NOW HE’S ABOUT TO WI- WAIT WHAT!? HOW!? HOW DID HE DO THAT!? HE WAS JUST PUT THROUGH AN ANNOUNCEMENT TABLE, HE SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GET BACK TO HIS FEET AT ALL!!! OH MY GOD, PLEASE NO!!!

Stew-O: SOMEHOW VIZ JUST HIT REX WITH THE KISS TO THE HEAD ELBOW AS SOON AS HE GOT BACK UP!! BOTH REX AND VIZ DROPPED TO THE MAT, AND I THINK VIZ USED ALL THE ENERGY HE HAD LEFT IN HIM TO GET BACK UP AND HIT THAT ELBOW! VIZ NOW RAISING HIS ARM, AND HE MANAGES TO TURN HIMSELF OVER AND PLACE THE ARM OVER REX! IT LOOKS LIKE WE MIGHT HAVE A WINNER HERE, BUT THIS DIDN’T GO HOW I THOUGHT IT WOULD AT ALL!! WHAT A WAY TO END THE MATCH!!

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Eve: BUT SOMEHOW, IT STILL IS NOT FINISHED YET!!!! WHAT ARE THESE GUYS MADE OF!? WHY IS NOTHING WORKING!? THIS IS JUST INSANE!! There’s no way Rex could’ve seen that elbow coming, yet somehow he still managed to get the shoulder up and survive the three count! All three men are still down after everything they just went through, and that doesn’t surprise me one bit! For it to have taken this long to happen is what surprises me! This has been nonstop action as soon as the bell rang! I still don’t think I have any idea who could possibly win this match!

Persephone: DID YOU NOT JUST SEE REX KICK OUT OF THAT!? REX IS WINNING THIS MATCH!!! Rex can survive anything, he’s gonna win this match and that’s a promise! Nobody can stop Rex McAllister, I’m telling you! Rexy is such a talented man, he’s the one who everyone should be looking up to! I don’t know how anyone ever best against him but that could never be me! I don’t care if Viz is some wizard or whatever, Rex is still better than him just like he’s better than Jamie!

Stew-O: To my surprise, it looks like Jamie O’Hara is the first man to get back to his feet. Joining him now is the Visual Prophet, who’s using the ropes to get back up. These two have history with each other, if you all remember these were two of the men competing in the King of Elite finals alongside Charlie Marr, a match that Viz actually won. BOTH MEN CHARGE TOWARDS EACH OTHER, AND VIZ IMMEDIATELY GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! JAMIE DUCKS IT BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES, AND JAMIE GOES FOR A SLINGBLADE BUT VIZ ACTUALLY MANAGED TO DUCK THAT HIMSELF!

Eve: VIZ ATTEMPTED TO HIT THE VDT, BUT JAMIE GETS OUT OF IT BEFORE PUSHING VIZ BACK INTO THE CORNER! JAMIE CHARGES IN- BUT VIZ HITS HIM WITH AN ELBOW! VIZ NOW LIFTING JAMIE UP, AND HE’S ATTEMPTING THE PROPHET DRIVER, BUT JAMIE SLIPS BEHIND VIZ, AND ONCE AGAIN HE PUSHES HIM AWAY, THIS TIME BEFORE HOPPING UP TO THE MIDDLE ROPE! DIVING DROPKICK FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE ONTO VIZ!

Persephone: Wow, somehow Viz managed to roll back onto his feet, and he’s charging towards Jamie as Jamie got back up- but since Viz is so slow Jamie once again managed to duck his attack- BEFORE HITTING HIM WITH IN EXCELSIS!!!! WAIT, YES!!! THE IN EXCELSIS CAUSED VIZ TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING BEFORE JAMIE COULD GO FOR THE COVER! HAAAA!!! NO WIN FOR YOU JAMIE- AND NOW LOOK!!! REX GRABS JAMIE FROM BEHIND AND PULLS HIM INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN!!!

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Stew-O: JAMIE MANAGES TO KICK OUT, AND NOW HE ATTEMPTS TO HIT REX WITH THE SAME KNEE- BUT REX MOVED OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE HE COULD CONNECT WITH IT! THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL, AND NOW THERE’S A GERMAN SUPLEX BY RE- NO! JAMIE LANDED ON HIS FEET, AND NOW HE GRABS REX FROM BEHIND BEFORE HITTING HIM WITH ONE HIMSELF!! THAT GERMAN SUPLEX CAUSED REX TO STUMBLE BACK TO HIS FEET BEFORE FALLING BACK INTO THE CORNER, AND NOW JAMIE CHARGES IN!

Eve: REX PICKED BOTH FEET UP AND USED THEM TO PUSH JAMIE AWAY, AND NOW REX CHARGES IN- RIGHT INTO A BOOT FROM JAMIE! JAMIE BOW RUNNING THE ROPES- AND HE HITS THE IN EXCELSIS THIS TIME!!! REX WAS JUST HIT WITH THE BICYCLE KNEE, BUT JUST AS REX WAS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE JAMIE JUST GRABBED HIM FROM BEHIND! WHAT’S JAMIE THINKING HERE!? WAIT, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!!!

Perspehone: OH MY GOD!! NO!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! STARDUST BREAKER!!!!!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? JAMIE JUST HIT THE STARDUST BREAKER! PLEASE KICK OUT REX!!!

Stew-O: THE IN EXCELSIS FOLLOWED BY THE STARDUST BREAKER, THAT’S IT PERSEPHONE! THERE’S NO WAY REX IS KICKING OUT OF THAT! THE COVER NOW BY JAMIE O’HARA, AND I THINK THAT’S IT!

OOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

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(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Bella Braxton: Here is your winner…… THE ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION…. JAAAAMMMIIEEEEEEEEEEEE O’HAAAAAAARRRRAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: THAT WAS IT!! JAMIE O’HARA TAKES THE WIN!!!! That was an incredible showcase of three of the best Elitists on the roster! That match could’ve gone any way but in the end Jamie somehow managed to take it after taking Viz out and finally hitting Rex with both the In Excelsis and the Stardust Breaker! I can’t believe it’s actually over, these three are amazing!

Eve: I said it before, but I had no idea who possibly could’ve won going into this match. Of course, in the end my brands World Champion won :blessed:, but it was still a great match nonetheless. Rex McAllister and the Visual Prophet have proven on multiple occasions how insanely talented they are, in the end Jamie just so happened to get the win.

Persephone: NO NO NO!! END IT!! END THE SHOW!!!

Stew-O: What?

Persephone: END THE SHOW, I DON’T WANNA BE HERE ANYMORE! END THE SHOW ALREADY!

Stew-O: :whoa: Alright! Anyways, congratulations Jamie O’Hara! It looks like Persephone is having a fit over Rex losing right now, so I think it’s best that we end here. Good night everyone, and we’ll see you all in season 14!

(‘Kashmir’ hits, and Jamie O’Hara begins to get back to his feet as the crowd begins cheering as loud as they can. The referee hands Jamie the Answers World Championship before raising his hand, and the crowd continues to celebrate, meanwhile Rex McAllister is still out in the ring, and Viz is on the outside, barely beginning to stir. Persephone is still having a fit at the commentary table while Jamie celebrates his win, as the cameras fade out and the draft show comes to a close.)

(EAW logo buzzes.)

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[[The Visual Prophet vs Jamie O’Hara vs Rex McAllister – Triple Threat Champion Showcase – Drake King]]