(EAW Intro Plays.)
(A brief montage plays recapping the previous episode of Friday Night Dynasty. Clips of big wins picked up by Kassidy Heart, Drake King, Darcy May Morgan, SOSA Henderson, Justin Windgate, Andre Walker, and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor with incredible efforts from their opponents. We see explosive episodes of Hot Takes with Ronan Malosi and The Blue Carpet Treatment as The Jaded Hearts appeared on one and Cage and Chris Elite appeared on the later. We see TLA being hilarious as usual but this time at Lethal Consequences expense and an emotional Drake King giving an open challenge for his World Championship at Pain for Pride…that is later accepted by the partner he turned his back on as The Visual Prophet announced (with help from Drake’s own sister Jessica Miller) that he would cash in his King of Elite opportunity and face Drake himself.)
(The show begins inside the EAW performance center. The Newark, New Jersey location remains fan-less as EAW continues onward during this global pandemic as they have for the past month or so. We get a few arena shots as the head commentator’s voice is heard.)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen…WELCOME TO FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!
(We get a shot of Stew-O wearing a navy suit, Flannery McCoy in a nicely fitted dress, and Jake Mercer in a “RINGMASTER” shirt with a sports coat over it.)
Stew-O: This week follows one epic one as we learned who will challenge The Paragon Drake King for his World Heavyweight Championship at Pain for Pride. That man…is The Visual Prophet! The Peace Treaty both men signed seems to be nullified following Drake’s betrayal of his former Unified Tag Team Championship winning partner and these two elitists will collide at PFP!
Jake Mercer: That AND Cage ruined a Blue Carpet Treatment episode by causing a broken glass riot in the middle of the ring. Seriously, Serena needs to get some plastic recyclable packages for that Crip-A-Cola or things like this will unfortunately keep happening. Chris Elite and Serena almost looked like they opened House of Glass as Cage stood on stage laughing at them.
Flannery McCoy: LC got his laptop stolen by TLA and broken as well.
Jake Mercer: HOW IS HE GONNA GO LIVE ON TWITCH NOW?!?
Flannery McCoy: Crazy right? We have a big show tonight so let’s not get stuck talking about last week too much. Lisa Wren gets her chance to upset Serena Bennett, Jason McKormick takes on Christian Demarco, SOSA Henderson faces Justin Windgate in a Cash In The Vault preview AND newcomer John Kelton faces Cage in the penultimate match up.
Stew-O: Don’t forget the main event; Impact takes on The Visual Prophet in what is expected to be even better than their previous match a year ago.
Jake Mercer: It’s automatically better because it’s happening inside the
Flannery McCoy: Please don’t say it…
Jake Mercer: THE IMPACT ZONE!!!
(‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke blasts as out walks a furious Chris Elite. Chris is wearing Amiri Jeans, a Dior Polo shirt with a Bee logo embroidered on to it. Chris has on a pair of Balenciagas as he shakes his head, mouthing curse words, and walking down the ramp.)
Stew-O: GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS is here and he looks as angry as ever it seems.
Jake Mercer: To be honest, he has a lot to be angry about. From Serena Bennett to Impact to of course Cage, Chris has had plenty of people that have left him further away from reaching the pinnacle he believes he still should be at. HE left The Illionaires and Ahren Fournier to come to Dynasty yet this talented elitist STILL has struggled with competition.
Flannery McCoy: I wouldn’t say struggle. He brought the greatest fight to Kassidy Heart in their National Elite title match yet was one light switch away from beating her. He assumed it was Cage and almost used his GAWD contract to get him fired until Impact admitted that he was the one doing the deed this time around.
Jake Mercer: Notice you say “this time around”. Is it because you realize that Chris Elite STARTED the light switch fuckery by doing so when Cage and Impact went one on one at King of Elite? You put into the universe what you want back and Chris Elite has been complicit in the same fuckery that-
Chris Elite: HEY! Yeah, you! Hipster CAC BITCH!
(Chris Elite is in the ring with a microphone already as he stares a hole into Jake Mercer’s soul. Jake sits still trying not to make eye contact with Chris.)
Chris Elite: Look at me, pussy. HEY!
(Chris exits the ring, circles it, and gets right in front of the commentary table.)
Chris Elite: I’ve been hearing you call the performance center the Impact Zone. I hear you right now trying to blame me for the crap all these other morons keep putting me through. Say another fucking word blaming anything on me and I’m going to shove these Balenciagas so far up that ass, I’ll have to stick my hand down your throat in order to tie my laces. Don’t fuck with me Jake before Rodney King your face on top of this damn table you hide behind. GOT ME?!
Jake Mercer: Yes sir, sorry sir. ILYSM CHRIS ELITE PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Chris Elite: Yea, aight.
(Chris backs away, slides under the ring ropes, and gets back in the ring. Elite’s music fades as he begins pacing.)
Flannery McCoy: …So we are not gonna address Jake getting emasculated by Chris Elite?
Jake Mercer: SHUT THE FUCK UP FLAN BEFORE HE COMES OVER HERE AND ACTUALLY DOES THAT SHIT HE SAID…he sound convincing…that black man threatened me.
Stew-O: Relax, Karen.
(Chris Elite stands in the middle of the ring, muttering to himself, taking deep breaths, taking his time as he mulls over what to say. So much on his mind, his thoughts practically can be seen racing through his head as Chris Elite-)
Chris Elite: FUCK!!!!
Chris Elite: I got enemies, I got A LOT of enemies. Enemy number one is that bitch ass BOZO Cage. Fuck Diamond Cage. First off, I’m the only person in EAW with actual DIAMONDS on and everybody else is as fake as that bitch Cage. More like Cubic Zirconia Cage. Moissanite Cage. Ruby Cage, definitely not Diamond Cage. That bitch is mad because I used him as a means to get to Dynasty and get my career back on track and has been thorn in my side so long that I can’t help but express how tired he makes me each week. I’m tired of seeing his face as he sucks inside this ring, I’m tired of hearing his voice as he nags in his promos, I’m tired of watching his bloated mouth mention me like I’m not his biological father or something. That piece of shit Cage should have been fired by me after Grand Rampage BUT…another one of my enemies stepped up and stopped me from using my GAWD contract to get rid of him.
(Chris Elite turns and begins rubbing his chin.)
Chris Elite: The bitch that stopped me from firing Cage was that OTHER bitch Impact. Fucking fat slob. Manatee looking ass BOZO in wrestling tights. You just as bad if not worse than that clown Cage. You DIRECTLY costs me the National Elite Championship. At Grand Rampage, I was beating the DOG shit out of The Mauler. I was doing whatever I wanted, had her looking lost like your old ass looks when you have to cut a promo without quoting J.Cole or whatever. You get on my fuckin nerves too and you both are enemies who need to be taken out. I GOT ONE MORE BOZO TO BELITTLE, THO! The third enemy in my crosshairs…that blue haired, Marge Simpson, Cam Newton cum sniffing cunt Serena Bennett!
(Chris wags his finger as he continues.)
Chris Elite: This bitch went from Universal Women’s Champ at last year’s Pain for Pride to a certified CHUMP on the same night. Went from beating Impact’s wife to getting her ass handed to her by the same bitch I kicked the shit out of in Kassidy Heart. She gets devoured by Sienna Jade and we ASSUMED she lost her eye ball and was retired but NAH! Serena comes back to EAW and the thirsty virgins fawn over that bitch every second like she ain’t just quit EAW months ago. Pathetic, clout chaser. She sticks her nose in my business over and over and even invites me and Cage onto the Blue Carpet Treatment show last week and you see how that turned out for me. It was practically a set up from my point of view. Serena Bennett out here helping her ZADDY Cage put me in a compromising position and now here I am. I was robbed of Tag Team title wins and being called a Triple Crown winner. I have had Cage and Impact as flies fluttering near my ears for months. I have Serena Bennett being a dick riding sack chaser trying to use me for attention. I have had ENOUGH and I got one more GAWD contract to make and I know exactly what it will be.
(Chris stares into the camera.)
Chris Elite: Pain for Pride is coming, Impact is STILL running, Serena Bennett like 5 foot nothing and STILL DUCKING…Diamond Cage has been hunted and Chris Elite is up to something! PAIN FOR PRIDE I want a match between me and the three little bitches that can’t help but be on my dick. Chris Elite and the Three Bozos. Me vs Serena Bennett vs Cage vs Impact and FINALLY will I be able to shut all three of their mouths and move on with my fucking life. Eat a dick, BOZOS!
(Chris slams the microphone as he makes his announcement and his theme music begins playing again.)
Jake Mercer: Is it safe for me to talk again?
Chris Elite off mic: NO!
Jake Mercer: …K…
Stew-O: This match might be one of the most star studded matches ever created in EAW history! Chris Elite uses his GAWD contract to once again make a match but this time it’s a Fatal Fourway scheduled for Pain for Pride weekend! Chris Elite, Serena Bennett, Cage, and Impact going at it to settle the score once and for all!
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite used his GAWD contract to book a National Elite championship match between Kassidy and her Jaded Hearts best friend Sienna and NOW creates this incredible fight between himself and three of the most decorated and talented members in EAW’s history. I wonder if he gets paid extra for booking such a phenomenal card? He’s created as many big matches as the general manager has AND he’s not even the gm!
Jake Mercer: I wanna speak but I’m scared Chris will call me a faggot and punch me so i’ma stay quiet.
(The scene begins to fade to black as Chris exits the ring, points at Jake Mercer, and Jake begins to sink inside his chair and hides under the announcer’s table before we transition to a commercial break.)
(Dynasty comes back to air with Stephie Love in the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!
( ‘Anxiety’ by the Black Eyed Peas begins to pump out of the PA system of the Performance Center as Christian walks out of the back. He is dressed in a black t-shirt with a large white Omega Symbol on the front and a pair of black mesh shorts. )
Stephie Love: Introducing First! From Apple Valley, Minnesota! Weighing in at 215 pounds; He is the Alpha Male… CHRISTIAAAAN DEMAAAAAARCOOOOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Here comes the man who is currently 0 for 3 since his debut here on EAW programming. He gave a good fight each time though.
Flannery McCoy: Will tonight be the night where he celebrates his first EAW victory? We are about to find out!
( The lights go out and a chorus begins to play. )
Jake Mercer: Oh not this again.
Flannery McCoy: We all know what that means!
( ‘Devil’ by Shinedown plays over the PA system as the lights go up and Jason McKormick is already in the ring in a corner seated on it, perched like a predator ready to pounce on his opponent. He moves down as the announcer does her thing. )
Stephie Love: Annnnd his opponent! From Jackson, Michigan. Weighing in at 235 pounds; He is The Social Stain… JASON MC KOOOOOO-MIIICK!
Jake Mercer: Not the expected beginning for the returning Lunatic.
He too has yet to taste victory since he came back.
Flannery McCoy: One of them will end up with a 1 in the win column. Who will it be?
( Ding Ding Ding! )
Stew-O: HERE WE GO! That should be an interesting one! Both men are
moving to the center of the ring in a classic standoff one trying to out intimidate the other.
McKormick: So you got issues uh? A little anxiety do we?
DeMarco: What’s it to you? I fight for therapeutic reasons.
McKormick: Oh I’ll be your therapy alright.
Stew-O: A BITCH SLAP TO THE FACE FROM THE SOCIAL STAIN!!
McKormick: Shock Treatment!
Stew-O: The Omega Male looks a bit unhinged by the slap and suddenly grabs McKormick by the legs sending him to the ground in a takedown before wailing at him with some fists!! He is looking angry and is letting loose with lefts and rights and some curses at least your humble descriptor assumes it is because I don’t understand a thing! McKormick reverses the momentum by rolling and get on top of things and he too begins to strike with fury although much less in a crazed state! The two of them roll and punch repeating and they end up rolling past the ropes to end up on the floor at ringside! Quite the brawl way to begin this match to say the least! The fall has broken up the tirade as both men are looking to rapidly go at each other’s throat some more! Christian still looks beside himself this early in the game thanks to the mind games of The Social Stain who smirks his way into a European Uppercut as DeMarco was leaping towards him. Christian jumped right into that one and it has him reeling! McKormick is not wasting a good opportunity to attack and throws himself for a clothesline that connects with his opponent! Both lands on the floor and Jason is getting up quickly followed by DeMarco who he sends back down with a second clothesline but the Omega Male is not about to stop! He goes to a vertical base only to get collected by a dropkick and now he stays down longer!
McKormick: How’s your anxiety now boy??
The Jackson born man, former member of The Score grins maliciously as he then goes to his opponent who is trying to get up and helps him to his feet. He moves to Irish whip him into the apron!! He does it with force which seems to cause DeMarco some incredible amount of pain! Jason drills him again into the apron before laying him on it with a slew of elbow strikes to the forehead! McKormick is all business tonight despite his foul mouth as he goes climbing on the top turnbuckle nearby and goes for AN ELBOW DROP ONTO THE APRON!! IT CONNECTS!! The Elbow drop connected and while DeMarco is in pain some more McKormick is chuckling but goes to the bell keeper’s table.
Jake Mercer: Wait what is he doing? This ain’t a …
Flannery: Oh no… !
Stew-O: He is grabbing a chair after shoving the timekeeper off of the one he was sitting on!! The referee is warning McKormick! This will cost him the match if he goes through with his intentions! He doesn’t seem to care and he swings at Christian WHO DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY!!! This angers McKomick who tries to swing once more at a now standing Christian WHO CLOCKS HIM WITH AN ENZIGURU THAT SMACKS THE CHAIR ON McKORMICK’S FACE!!! The chair goes down and so is Jason!! The official quickly grabs onto the chair keeping away from use from either man as DeMarco goes inside of the ring and stands near the apron looking down barking at McKormick to get up! Just as he does the Apple Valley native springboards from the ropes and onto his opponent outside of the ring into a crossbody!! The tides seem to be shifting in Demarco’s favor now! Will he capitalize! Quickly before the official can begin his count he goes to grab McKormick and rolls him into the ring trying for a pinfall!
Referee: ONE! TWO!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! KICK OUT!!
Flannery McCoy: Not even close!
Stew-O: It will take more than that to take The Social Stain down! Question is how much? What will the Omega Male have to do to earn his first EAW win? He seems to think about it and grins as he seems to have found the answer! Pulling Jason to a vertical base he throws him into an Irish Whip before connecting with Jason’s jaw with a European Uppercut which gets the Michigan man reeling!
Jake Mercer: Is it me or they have a similar move set?
Flannery: Does it matter?
Jake Mercer: Not at all! I am just intrigued.
Stew-O: What matters is what they do with their moves and right now Christian has an opening! Another Uppercut sends McKomick into a corner followed by A DROPKICK WHICH SENDS HIM CRUMBLING DOWN!! Christian moves to the opposite corner and then measures his opponent, smirking he dashes forward running and connects with a knee to the face of McKormick! He then proceeds to open up a can of freshly squeezed whupass through several stiff kicks to the midsection followed by a series of punches as he yelled through them all. That man is clearly in need of help!
Jake Mercer: Well he is getting help as we speak! This match is doctor sanctioned after all!
Flannery McCoy: I feel there are better ways but I am not a doctor.
Stew-O: Advantage DeMarco at this point of the match as he picks up McKormick and gets him on his shoulders he is going for a fireman’s carry BUT MCKORMICK SLIPS OFF AND LANDS BEHIND CHRISTIAN! He spins him around! Kick to the gut and A DDT PLANTING DEMARCO’S FACE TO THE MAT!!! The Apple Valley man is reeling and this is an opportunity that McKormick simply cannot miss! He is stomping his foot in the corner of the ring, he is calling for his finisher! He is calling for The Legacy! He goes forward! He is going for it BUT DEMARCO COUNTERS!! HE DUCKS UNDER THE KICK AND REPLIES WITH A STIFF SUPERKICK!! HE COUNTERED WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN!!! MCCORMICK IS DOWN! Is this Christian’s moment? He looks at the nearest corner and hops on the top turnbuckle for it; He leaps! THERAPY SESSION CONNECTS! THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS IS PERFECTLY EXECUTED!!
Jake Mercer: HE HOOKS THE LEG!!
Referee: ONE! TWO!! THREE!!!
( Ding Ding Ding! )
( ‘Anxiety’ by the Black Eyed Peas begins to pump out of the PA system of the Performance Center as Christian gets his arm raised as the victor by the official )
Stephie Love: Heeeere is your winner: The Omega Male; CHRISTIAAAAAAN DEEMAAARRCOOOO
Jake Mercer: A good effort from the man, he needed the win for therapeutic reasons!
Flannery McCoy: Jason was no slouch tonight, but it wasn’t his night. There is always next week!
(Dynasty fades elsewhere as we hear the sounds of violence being had.)
(We see the inside of the locker-room area as one of TLA’s infamous girls being tossed around by an unknown person as a black eye begins to form on her face.)
Poon: I told you, ese. It wasn’t me that stole or broke your laptop! We all were just partying and one of the girls was twerking too hard during the fiesta. Papi, please! I beg you! Don’t hit me no more! Please, LC!
(We see the camera reveals an incredulous but clearly mad Lethal Consequences in a white tank top and a pair of jeans as he towers over the poor prostitute.)
Lethal Consequences: :Dave: Nah, bitch. I don’t wanna hear nun of that shit you singing.
Poon: Please, LC! You are hurting me and I told you everything that happened!
Lethal Consequences: I was looking for my damn laptop for hours. Hours! I was distraught, bamboozled, and led astray. I assumed that thief SOSA Henderson did the swindling but of course it was the Messicans up to their typical crap. Instead of turning tricks you were tricking me and hijacking my laptop to carry out your own devious shit. It wasn’t cinco de mayo, fuck were you thots partying for?!
Poon: Please, LC!
(Lethal Consequences back hands TLA’s poon worker twice as she lays on her knees trying to crawl away.)
Lethal Consequences: Answer me, hoe.
Poon: We were celebrating TLA for beating that racist thot Kensingten Calhoun-Astor at Gateway to Glory! TLA said he found a laptop and we used it to play some tunes so we could adequately shake our culos. It was part celebration and part advertisement for TLA’s new business venture; Only Poons. It’s an app he’s developing with Mark Zuckerberg to allow fans to get up close access to Poon like me with content hidden behind a paywall. TLA was going to make me the star in the advertisements as we get every peso from these simps but you are ruining my face, LC! Please let me go!
Lethal Consequences: I ain’t letting nothing go. Bitch.
Poon: SOMEBODY HELP!
Lethal Consequences: I had a Twitch stream I was supposed to perform on yesterday that I had to cancel. You know how many die hard fans wanted to see LC bang out beats? Huh? Millions. I’m like Ninja but I don’t play no games. I couldn’t make beats on my laptop because you fuckers broke it. SO, instead…I’ma make beats with your face.
(LC cocks back and slaps the lady upside her right temple.)
Lethal Consequences: Bam, that’s the snare.
(LC swings and hits her in the left eye.)
Lethal Consequences: Boom, that’s the hi-hat.
(LC uses his foot and kicks her in the gut.)
Lethal Consequences: That’s the kick. Get it? Cause I kicked you. :dave: Now, let’s make a fucking beat!
(LC raises his foot high as the poon cowers and hopes to block him until…)
Stew-O: Right on cue, TLA arrives and hits a perfectly planted PIMP SLAP to Lethal Consequences! LC was about to stomp that poor sex worker’s head into the floor but TLA steps in just in the nick of time. LC staggers back, tumbling over luggage and gym bags as he lands in an empty locker.
TLA: You rat bastard! Attacking a defenseless Poon! Damaging the merchandise and shit. The fuck’s the matter with you, vato?!
Poon: Oh, TLA…you saved me!
TLA: I gotta look after my investments, senorita. As for you LC…
Flannery McCoy: LC CHARGES! HE TACKLES TLA AS BOTH MEN GET TO TUSSLING! LC mounts TLA and slaps him in the face!
Lethal Consequences: Fuck you think you doing? Slapping me like one of your hoes. I slap you like one of your hoes. Like I did that hoe. You owe me a laptop, bitch.
Jake Mercer: BIG LC! MAKE EAW EXTREME AGAIN! EXTREMIST OF THE DECADE!!!
Stew-O: Wait! TLA powers up, kicking LC off of him! He mounts LC and rains down punch after punch!
TLA: Screw you, prick. Kidding me? First off, that’s not JUST a hoe. That’s a poon. That lady works harder than a race horse to satisfy the customers and fans. Unlike you. Fuck you and your laptop, that crappy Dell with the burnt out motherboard and used up RAM could be replaced. You can’t replace poon and you fasho can’t get away with slapping them or me!
Lethal Consequences: Get the fuck off me.
TLA: Make me, cunt.
Lethal Consequences: fucking…MOVE!
(TLA is kicked off LC as he goes flying upwards and bumps into his Poon employee and she tumbles back to the ground.)
TLA: Ai! Are you ok, baby? I didn’t mean to hurt you!
Poon: Oh god…I’m fine, TLA. You protected me from…WATCH OUT, LC’S BEHIND YOU!
Lethal Consequences: Too late, bitch.
Stew-O: LC SPINS TLA AROUND…HE LIFTS TLA ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!!! GTJ…THE GO TO SLEEP…NO!!!
Flannery McCoy: TLA FIGHTS OUT OF THE GO TO SLEEP ATTEMPT! TLA LEAPS OFF LC’S SHOULDERS, GRABS HIM BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD, AND RAMS IT INTO THE LOCKER NEAR BY AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HEAD LEAVES A DENT IN THE METAL DOOR OF THE LOCKER!
TLA: Gotta be quicker than that, ese. Come here, lemme show you how to hit your finisher on a fucker…
Stew-O: TLA grabs LC, drags his head out of the locker, puts it between his legs, and slaps him on his back. TLA IS GOING FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROYER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LOCKER-ROOM-BUT WAIT!
Jake Mercer: LC drops down to his knees. He is face to face with TLA’s crotch.
TLA: What you gon’ do? Suck my dick?
Lethal Consequences: :Dave: I got a better idea…
Stew-O: NO CAL! NO CAL BY LC! THE PUNCH RIGHT INTO TLA’S NUTS CONNECTS AS TLA BENDS OVER AND COLLAPSES WITH HIS POON COMING OVER TO CHECK ON HIM!
Poon: TLA, NOOOOOO!!!
TLA: My huevos!
Lethal Consequences: I think I got a concustered. I mean a concussion. Fucking…messy messicans. Breaking my laptop and scrambling my brains with locker-room doors and shit. I’m not done with you, hombre. You still owe me a god damn laptop. Fucking…I’ma go lay down somewhere. I’ma fuck around and kill me some people if I don’t…fucking… :Dave:
TLA: I’m not done with you either, cac. You hurt my poon and my peen. You made this shit personal!
Stew-O: Talk about a situation escalating quickly. TLA admitted to stealing LC’S laptop and breaking it last week and this week Lethal Consequences was hell bent on breaking something he cared about. TLA luckily kept this poor lady from being broken but might have got his own balls busted by this maniac Lethal Consequences.
Jake Mercer: Eye for an eye in my book. Don’t steal if you don’t want karma coming back onto you. LC just had to remind everyone why he was the extremist of the decade.
Flannery McCoy: He better be careful. I understand he didn’t like what TLA did but he better not take TLA lightly. He’s a former World Heavyweight Champion with a fighting spirit that just won’t quit. TLA can make LC’S life a living hell if he needs to, better call Darkane and ask him what it’s like when TLA has a vendetta against you.
(The scene fades out as we see TLA and the Poon on the locker-room floor as LC escapes while holding his head as a drip of blood begins to run down his head.)
(The camera cuts to the ring where Stephie Love is standing by.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!…..
(‘Ricky’ by Denzel Curry as W1LH3LM makes his way out with a serious expression. He strikes a pose by extending his arms out at each side and keeps this pose as he makes his way down the ramp toward the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first….He hails from Toronto, Canada…He weighs in at TWO HUNDRED FIVE POUNDS…..W1LH3LM!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week W1LH3LM had a golden opportunity to secure a tailor made opportunity to further his career path here on Dynasty as well as here in Elite Answers Wrestling, but he came up just a bit short unfortunately.
Flannery McCoy: It is unfortunate, because tailor made opportunity…it likely was for a spot in this year’s Cash In Vault match, and put out a great match and dominated a good portion of it until he came up against Kensingten Calhoun-Aster at the end, but no matter. The future still looks promising no less for this Dynasty elitist.
(‘La Guayaba’ by Riccie Oriach as Voltage’s SEBAS makes his way out, his shoulder taped up due to what took place on Voltage last Sunday. He’s nonetheless looking determined as he wastes no time in making his way down the ramp to the ring. )
Stephie Love: Introducing his partner…He hails from Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic…He weighs in at TWO HUNDRED FIVE POUNDS…THIS.IS. SEBAS!!!!
Jake Mercer: Where did this guy get that name from? Is it short for Sebastian? If it was he may be able to get a pass from me, but silence to me is just as good as ‘no’.
Stew-O: He may not be of Dynasty red, but he’s done quite well for himself since debuting on Fight Grid back in early. Just last week he was in the ring with the reigning Specialist Champion, Sarah Price, along with another promising Voltage rookie in Seth Osiris, coming close a couple times to securing the victory. So he’s definitely coming along. He had, what we can only hope was a temporary setback when he was going for the Singularity Shooting Star Elbow. Seth Osiris who was also in the match was responsible for that misstep by SEBAS, but nonetheless SEBAS will be looking to make up for this week.
(‘Slide’ by Calvin Harris ft. Frank Ocean, Migos as Maxwell comes out hyping himself up in a rather arrogant manner as he makes his way down the ramp, talking trash to the camera on his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And introducing their partner…He hails from Las Vegas, Nevada…He weighs in at TWO HUNDRED FIFTY POUNDS…He’s known as PRINCE WEALTHY….He’s MAXWELL!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Here’s a man that really needs to get a hold on himself and smell reality. He’s definitely a talent to behold if he can ever get past the smug arrogance that tends to hold a lot of young talent back from realizing their true potential.
Jake Mercer: He’s Prince Wealthy though, Flannery. He was signed to EAW for a reason. He comes highly recommended, so my sources say.
Flannery McCoy,: Which are who exactly?
(‘Middle Fingers’ by Missio replaces ‘Slide’ as Korey Gaines storms out from the back and is staring a whole into his opponents as he makes his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: And introducing their opponents…first making his way to the ring…He hails from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma…He weighs in at ONE HUNDRED SEVENTY POUNDS…. He’s THE AERIAL BASTARD….KOREY GAINES!!!!
Stew-O: A few weeks ago this man put on quite a performance at Gateway To Glory in the ladder match that was for a unique opportunity, but that’s just what this guy happens to do. He’s able to put on a show. Now he just needs to start picking up some key wins before moving into Pain For Pride.
Flannery McCoy: Well this would certainly be the kind of match that people will look at to see. We’ll find out if Korey is willing to put up or shut up about getting bigger and better opportunities. He may not like having partners at his side this week, but he wants to win and he understands what it’s gonna take to do that tonight.
(‘Come On’ by Waterproof Blonde plays which signals the entrance of Ronan Malosi. Ronan begins walking down to the ring with a cocky strut and a devilish-smirk to him.)
Stephie Love: And introducing his partner…He hails from Cape Town, South Africa…He weighs in at TWO HUNDRED EIGHTY POUNDS…He’s THE PURVEYOR OF PUNISHMENT…RONAN MALOSI!!!!
Jake Mercer: The man! Last week HOT TAKES welcomed the tag team of the decade, The Jaded Hearts, in to soak in the spotlight of the hottest commodity here on Dynasty, and well, it could’ve gone better if we’re being honest. While Ronan was trying to earn Dynasty the big ratings heading into Pain For Pride by looking to give the public what they clamor for, which would be a Jaded Hearts showdown at Pain For Pride, it was the Jaded Hearts that ended up having other ideas by turning the tables on the guy. poor Ronan.
Stew-O: He got what was coming to him, Jake. Come on now. Sienna Jade and Kassidy Heart are without a doubt the closest tight-nit friends that are destined to be together forever, and trying to turn friends against each other is the absolute lowest you can go as someone who’s clearly envious. Now this week for the first time since Gateway To Glory, Ronan Malosi will be in action and looking to build on that performance by getting a win. The same might as well go for this guy as well.
(When he hits the ring Ronan takes the time to shadow-box to prepare for his upcoming match.)
(‘Paranoid’ by I Prevail replaces ‘Come On’ as SKA strolls on out looking confident as he eyes his opponents. Then SKA begins his marching down to the ring with a purpose to join up with his band of teammates for the evening in the ring.)
Stephie Love: And introducing their partner…He hails from Rotterdam, Netherlands…He weighs in at TWO HUNDRED FIFTY EIGHT POUNDS…He’s THE NORDIC JUGGERNAUT…S!!!! K!!!!! A!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Here’s a man that’s professed his desire to make it work this week with the brief partnership he will have with Korey Gaines and Ronan Malosi. He seems to have all the tools of someone who could in fact be quite the juggernaut in the future, no pun intended.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, but in the end, he’s probably in the same boat as those he’s talked against this week. Some of it centering around the probability of being in the 24/7 Battle Royal, which is a match could elevate anyone the same as the Cash In The Vault could. He’s expressed his feelings toward his partners as well, making it pretty clear that this is only a one time deal, and why would he see it any different? This guy knows where he’s going to need to grow as a competitor so he can continue carving out his legacy. I’m just glad he’s on the side of the good guys!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The bell has rang, and another tri-brand match is underway this week! We have our very own Korey Gaines beginning this six man tag against Voltage’s Maxwell, a newcomer that’s looked pretty impressive so far! A collar and elbow tie up, and it’s Korey Gaines grabs the advantage and immediately transitions into a hammerlock on Maxwell! Maxwell reaches over with his free arm, but to no avail, Gaines shoves Maxwell away now. Maxwell catches a shoot kick by Korey, and now throws a forearm smash to the face of Korey which staggers him back! But Maxwell takes Korey by the hair now and forces him over to Maxwell’s corner where his partners for the evening standby! Maxwell now proceeds to smash the face of Korey into the turnbuckle! Maxwell repeats this! Then Maxwell looks to make the tag.
Flannery McCoy: Maxwell tags in W1LH3LM!! Here’s another guy that’s showed a lot of promise since his debut. He was just in a triple threat match at Gateway To Glory where he came oh-so-close to securing the shot that Andre Walker has this week of challenging for the New Breed Championship! He came up just short last week but W1LH3LM is no doubt the future in this company! They both whip Korey Gaines to the ropes and that’s followed by a double back elbow that knocks Gaines to the canvas! And now Maxwell drops back against the ropes and comes back with a running senton while W1LH3LM drops an elbow to the heart of Gaines! Korey holds his chest! He really felt that one. Now W1LH3LM grabs up Korey Gaines but Gaines instinctively rushes and shoves W1LH3LM into his corner now, and SKA tags himself in.
Jake Mercer: This trio might get along after all! Now SKA is laying some stiff shots to the midsection and the head of W1LH3LM! Now a headbutt by SKA that staggers W1LH3LM back! Now SKA sends W1LH3LM back into the ropes then whips him to the other side where he hits the ropes. ***TAG*** And a blind tag made! It’s SEBAS!!! W1LH3LM with a kick to the midsection of SKA who mistimed his opponents next move! SEBAS is up on the top turnbuckle! LOOK AT SEBAS FLY!!! CROSSBODY OFF THE TOP AND A COVER!!!
Stew-O: SKA is able to get a shoulder up! That was close! Now SEBAS going to work with stiff mounted punches and then he gets back to his feet! On the apron Ronan Malosi takes a swipe at SEBAS but misses, and SEBAS strikes Ronan and connects! This enrages the Purveyor of Punishment! Ronan forces his way into the ring through the ropes but the referee is right there to cut Ronan off. This allows SEBAS to go back to work on SKA! Russian leg sweep by SEBAS to SKA!! Now a standing moonsault into another cover by SEBAS hooking the leg!
Flannery McCoy: SKA kicks out before the count of three! Now SEBAS immediately applies a grounded side headlock to SKA! SKA struggles for a moment but he seems to understand how to find his way through this predicament as he slowly transitions to a knee now. SEBAS still has the headlock applied as SKA is able to get back to his feet! Now a knee to the midsection by SKA to SEBAS! Now an uppercuts to SEBAS sending him falling back into the ropes! SKA whips SEBAS to the ropes! A shoulder block coming back by SEBAS sends SKA down to the canvas! SEBAS runs and bounces off the ropes to the right, and it’s SKA that ducks under as SEBAS goes off in the other direction SKA back up but is leapfrogged by SEBAS…And SEBAS WITH AN ENZIGIRI THAT STAGGERS SKA TO A KNEE! Now a SUPERKICK but SKA dodges the attempt and reverse somersault rolls to his corner.
Jake Mercer: YES!!! NOW WERE TALKING! RONAN IS IN THE RING, WHICH MEANS IT’S HOT TAKE TIME! SEBAS goes right for Ronan, oh big mistake! And a spinebuster by Malosi, showing his superior power! Malosi is not done though. He forcefully brings SEBAS back to his feet, and now an overhead belly to belly suplex that sends SEBAS flying across the ring!
Ronan Malosi: HOT TAKE! YOUR CAREER IS GOING NOWHERE WITH A NAME LIKE SEBAS!
Stew-O: SEBAS stands to his feet but he’s immediately forced into the nearby corner by Ronan! High knee by Ronan to SEBAS! Now a shoulder thrust! And another! Now SEBAS falls to a sitting position, and a boot to the throat by Ronan to SEBAS! The referee has to get in there to make the count, and he does! He reaches five and Ronan immediately let’s up but not before landing a boot to the ribs of SEBAS! Ronan stands SEBAS back up and a uranage slam by Malosi! The cover by Malosi!
Flannery McCoy: Maxwell comes in for the save! Ronan grabs up SEBAS up and oh my God! Look at the strength, the power of Ronan Malosi! He has SEBAS up in the air with both hands around his neck! SEBAS is proving to be no match for Ronan Malosi. Malosi tosses SEBAS back. SEBAS stumbles backwards into the ropes. He’s actually allowing SEBAS to recover. Ronan has a nice chuckle over this as he watches SEBAS stumble over to his corner.
Jake Mercer: Well, that was probably the smartest thing the guy did all match so far. He just tagged W1LH3LM back into this matchup. W1LH3LM takes his time as Ronan looks on. Ronan strikes first with a wild clothesline that nearly catches W1LH3LM off guard, but he ducks the attempt by Ronan. W1LH3LM bounces off the ropes and comes back with a running calf kick which sends Ronan backwards into his corner. WHAT THE HELL!!??
Stew-O: Korey Gaines just tagged himself in, and now Ronan and Korey are having words and are in each other’s faces! This could get ugly real fast. Korey shoves Ronan but it barely fazes the The Capetown Crippler, and now Ronan shoves Korey backwards. The referee tries to come between the two but takes notice immediately as W1LH3LM manages a school boy roll up!
Flannery McCoy: Korey kicks out almost immediately. It’s going to take a lot more than that to put a competitor the likes of Korey Gaines away. Ronan is still steaming over Korey’s defiance as tries to fight through the referee’s restraining him. W1LH3LM whips Gaines to the ropes, but Gaines cleverly hangs on to the ropes and here comes W1LH3LM right at Gaines! Backdrop by Gaines that sends W1LH3LM over the top rope, but now it’s W1LH3LM that holds on and lands on his feet on the apron. Here comes Gaines, but he’s immediately caught with high forearm to the head connects by W1LH3LM knocks Korey back down to the canvas! Oh but look out! A hard kick to the side of W1LH3LM by SKA that knocks W1LH3LM to the floor! The referee completely missed it! Now the referee issues a ten count to W1LH3LM!
Jake Mercer: That’s what he gets for making his way to the wrong side of the ring. If that was Ronan, W1LH3LM would be out of this match considering how mad he is right now. Now SKA shouting instructions it seems like, but Korey Gaines taking exception for some reason as he shouts back at his own partner. Korey backpedals and then bounces off the ropes just as W1LH3LM is just about back to his feet. The referee has reached the count of five! And a suicide dive through the ropes by Korey Gaines onto W1LH3LM and both men are down. The referee has restarted his count now. Korey is the first to get back to his feet, and now he brings W1LH3LM back up just outside near the apron and now Korey taking advantage of his environment by smashing the head of W1LH3LM on the apron before rolling him back in the ring now.
Stew-O: Now Korey Gaines slides back in and now brings W1LH3LM back to his feet and sends a huge forearm that rocks W1LH3LM back to Korey’s corner where he’s got the waiting hands of two eager partner waiting. But W1LH3LM suddenly shoots to life with a kick to the midsection, and now a hard forearm shot to SKA that knocks him from the apron. ***TAG*** And now a blind tag from Ronan Malosi, and W1LH3LM turns right into a huge boot to the face by Ronan Malosi! Now Ronan is down on top of W1LH3LM reigning down punch after punch on W1LH3LM who’s trying his best to cover up but each shot is connecting right on target! Each one harder than the last. The referee trying to get between yelling at Ronan to let W1LH3LM up, and Ronan actually listens. Ronan brings W1LH3LM back up, and another big boot takes W1LH3LM back down to the canvas. Ronan not done though as he whips W1LH3LM to the ropes and now he’s got a sleeper applied. W1LH3LM tries to reach out in the direction of his corner. Both Voltage elitists, Maxwell and SEBAS are anxious for a tag! Ronan though continues to work over W1LH3LM, wearing him down. The referee checks in on W1LH3LM, watching to see if he’s going to fade. W1LH3LM is brought down to a knee, still trapped in the headlock!
Flannery McCoy: The referee now checking with W1LH3LM by raising his arm up. It drops, that’s one! His arm just needs to drop two more times and this baby is over! The referee raises W1LH3LM’s arm again, and once again it drops! But wait! W1LH3LM has a jolt of energy course through his body! W1LH3LM IS ALIVE! RONAN CAN’T BELIEVE IT! W1LH3LM THROWS AN ELBOW TO THE MIDSECTION OF OF RONAN! THAT ROCKED RONAN SLIGHTLY BUT HE’S STILL HOLDING ON! NOW ANOTHER BY W1LH3LM TO THE MIDSECTION OF RONAN THAT SENDS RONAN KEELING OVER HOLDING HIS MIDSECTION! W1LH3LM BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES BACK TOWARD RONAN! A WILD CLOTHESLINE BY RONAN IS DUCKED AND W1LH3LM! AND A BACK ELBOW BY RONAN THAT NEARLY DECAPITATES W1LH3LM! THE COVER BY RONAN! THIS COULD FINISH THE MATCH!
Jake Mercer: And it’s broken up by SEBAS before the count of three! Damn! That would’ve been big for Ronan! But he’s not done! He grabs up W1LH3LM and whips him great force right into his corner where his back is jarred against the turnbuckle at such a velocity that it sends smacking hard to the canvas! Man that had to hurt! Good job Ronan!
Stew-O: SKA is tagged in by Ronan now! And a stomp to the head of W1LH3LM by SKA! SKA backs W1LH3LM to the ropes and now a sidewalk slam by SKA! AND NOW THE COVER!
Flannery McCoy: W1LH3LM shoots a shoulder up! SKA shouts to the referee to count faster, but SKA goes back to work applying an armbar to the grounded W1LH3LM! Now W1LH3LM forcing his way back up with that armbar still being applied by SKA! W1LH3LM THROWS some shots at SKA, and SKA releases the armbar, and now an arm drag by W1LH3LM! W1LH3LM now looking over to his corner to finally make a tag, but SKA with a clubbing forearm to the back to stop that plan cold! W1LH3LM falls back to the canvas but he still tries lunging to make a tag but SKA keeps preventing this from happening! More clubbing closed fists to the back and head of W1LH3LM! But W1LH3LM is relentless! SKA still has a hold of the foot of W1LH3LM but he’s extending his arm out! His teammates are looking for the tag! No! SKA is getting the best of this exchange. He’s pulling W1LH3LM who’s hopping on a leg back toward his corner! Now W1LH3LM turns and gets a shot in on SKA!
Jake Mercer: AND RONAN TAGS HIMSELF BACK IN! SMART MAN! OH YEAH! A BIG SUPERKICK BY THE BIG MAN THAT KNOCKED W1LH3LM INTO TOMORROW!! AND A COVER BY RONAN!
Ronan Malosi: DAMN!!! HOT TAKE! YOU AREN’T THAT GOOD AT YOUR JOB!
Stew-O: Ronan clearly unhappy that this match isn’t over yet. Ronan back up, and now he sends a staggering W1LH3LM to his corner again. Cohesive tags being made here, and there’s another!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan just tagged in Korey Gaines, and now both laying boots to W1LH3LM before Ronan officially returns to the outside ring apron. Korey Gaines with a spinning kick that connects on W1LH3LM and then sends him to his knees! Korey runs and bounces off the ropes! Basement Dropkick by Korey that-NO!! W1LH3LM avoided the contact and now runs and makes a desperate leaping tag to his corner!
Jake Mercer: HE TAGGED IN…SEBAS??? SEBAS IS IN AND HE LAUNCHES HIMSELF AT GAINES!!! DIVING SOMERSAULT CLOTHESLINE THAT TAKES GAINES OFF HIS FEET! NOW SEBAS BEATS GAINES TO HIS FEET! CODEBREAKER BY SEBAS!!! COVER BY-OH MY GOD!!! YES!!! THE SOUVENIR!!! THE RIPCORD PULL BACK ELBOW STRIKE CONNECTS BY RONAN MALOSI OUT OF NOWHERE TO THE BACK OF SEBAS’ HEAD!!! KOREY GAINES IS THE LEGAL MAN AND HE’S GOING UP TOP ON THE TURNBUCKLE!! HERE COMES THE CALVARY FOR THE FALLEN SEBAS!!! MAXWELL AND W1LH3LM ARE MAKING A MAD DASH TO MESS UP WHATEVER KOREY HAS IN MIND BUT HERE COMES SKA AND RONAN TO CUT THEM OFF!!! SKA SENDS MAXWELL OUT THROUGH THE ROPES! JACKHAMMER BY RONAN TO W1LH3LM! GAINES IS MEASURING HIS FALLEN OPPONENT WHO’S SET UP PERFECTLY!!! AND HERE GOES THE AERIAL BASTARD!!! HE’S GONNA FLY!!! THERE HE GOES!!! 405 CHIROPRACTOR!!! THE DOUBLE ROTATION MOONSAULT FROM UP TOP BY GAINES CONNECTS!!! GAINES HOOKS THE LEG!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Middle Fingers’ by Missio starts up as Korey Gaines has his hand raised by the referee. SKA and Ronan Malosi are there to bask in the sweet feeling of victory.)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners….SKA!!! RONAN MALOSI!!! AND KOREY GAINES!!!
Stew-O: A well played match by the team of Ronan Malosi, SKA, and Korey Gaines tonight, Flannery.
Flannery McCoy: These three men were absolutely determined to work together and find victory tonight, and they did a great job of tagging in and tagging out as if they’d been tagging together for years. But that’s meant not to take away from the effort put in for the side of Maxwell, SEBAS, and W1LH3LM. They too had every intention of making it work tonight, but it just wasn’t to be. They all went hard as they could, so you can’t fault them for that! Jake?
Jake Mercer: All I care about is that The Cape Town Crippler and the host of the most watched segment on Dynasty barring none, HOT TAKE…MY MAN GOT THE VICTORY!! Yeah!!!
(Shot shows Ronan Malosi already outside the ring heading towards the ramp clearly happy he had quite a role in his sides victory tonight, while Korey Gaines and SKA who don’t exactly like each other are happy themselves to be in the “W” column as they look on at their handy work that shows Maxwell, SEBAS, and W1LH3LM all on the ground barely moving. Dynasty then goes elsewhere.)
(Mr. DEDEDE SuperCuts commercial)
(Kassidy Heart Excedrin commercial)
(Dynasty returns from break and Kasey Kaos is seen walking towards Starr Stan’s office. As she approaches, EAW backstage correspondent, Michael Belfort, steps out from the shadows and stops her. He flashes her a sheepish smile, as Kasey narrows her eyes.)
Kasey Kaos: I assume you have come looking for us while we are trying to make our way to Starr Stan’s office.
Michael Belfort: I was hoping to steal a few moments of your time, Kasey.
Kasey Kaos: If you must.
Michael Belfort: Last weekend at Odyssey you pushed the Universal Women’s Champion, Minvera, passed her limits and narrowly walked out as the new Universal Women’s Champion. Are you disappointed you won’t be going to Pain for Pride?
(A sly smile crosses Kasey’s face.)
Kasey Kaos: Let’s get something straight. We will definitely be going to Pain for Pride, we just aren’t sure in what capacity. At Gateway to Glory, we won a ‘Unique Opportunity’ which we can only assume is some kind of contingency plan for us. Starr Stan and Dynasty know the value we have to this brand, and after we showed out in Grand Rampage, we know that the sky’s the limit for us. We gave Minerva what she asked for which was for blood to be spilled and for war to be waged. We nearly put the Little Moth to sleep and took her championship, and we know that we are not done with Minerva. Pain for Pride won’t be the next time all of us dance together, but soon. Very, very soon.
(Belfort gives Kasey a nervous smile, which makes Miss Mayhem step closer. Belfort is obviously a little uncomfortable thanks to Kasey’s unnerving presence, and she lets out a slight chuckle.)
Kasey Kaos: At this point, it’s obvious we have made an impression on those we’ve come in contact with because our name seems to be on the lips of everyone right now. You actually had the balls to approach us for this interview you now seem to be afraid of us. Why is that, Michael?
(Belfort appears to be caught off guard over the fact Kasey has just turned the tides on him.)
Michael Belfort: Uhhh… well…
Kasey Kaos: It doesn’t matter because we can smell your fear. We know that come Pain for Pride all eyes will be on us to see how we rise to the occasion and handle ourselves on the so-called grandest stage of them all. We know that we’re going to cause a lot of damage to our opponent come Pain for Pride, and perhaps if we’re lucky, we’ll get multiple people to have some fun with.
Michael Belfort: Well Kasey, I look forward to seeing what your opportunity ends up being. I wish you all the best.
(Kasey doesn’t bother to reply. She saunters off and walks to Starr Stan’s office. The door is slightly ajar and Miss Mayhem walks in. Starr Stan doesn’t immediately see her. Instead, his eyes are glued to something he’s watching on his phone. Kasey waits to be acknowledged but when a weird smile crosses Starr Stan’s face, she finally has to clear her throat. Starr jumps a mile, clearly shocked, and he drops his phone on the ground. Quick as a cat, Kasey darts over to grab it and she shakes her head after looking at the screen.)
Kasey Kaos: A highlight video of Andrea Valentine and Dr. Bethany Blue Jell-O match. We are not impressed by this.
(Starr Stan turns red, and he snatches his phone from Kasey. He clears his throat and gives her a stern look.)
Starr Stan: I understand that we had a meeting, but you should have knocked first.
Kasey Kaos: The door was open. We took that as an open invitation.
(Starr Stan started to argue, but decided it wasn’t worth it. He pockets his phone and motions for Kasey to take a seat.)
Starr Stan: First of all, let me start by saying that you’ve been a major bright spot here on Dynasty. We have an extremely talented female roster, but you have managed to set yourself apart in a short amount of time.
Kasey Kaos: You’re not telling us anything we don’t already know, but please continue to sing our praises. We know that we are the most talked about Elitist on Dynasty, and that we’re about to reap the rewards when it comes to our efforts.
Starr Stan: :wow: You absolutely are. You shined in Grand Rampage. You came incredibly close to dethroning Minerva. I know that Minerva’s challenger for Pain for Pride will be determined tomorrow night at Fighting Spirit: Omaha, but it’s obvious to everyone here that you are championship material. That’s why I’m officially making the ‘Unique Opportunity’ you earned back at Gateway to Glory a Specialists Championship shot. I’m putting you in the Specialists Scramble where you can cause as much chaos, no pun intended, and damage as you want, and if it all works out and you have the championship when time expires, you will be the new Specialists Championship holder.
Kasey Kaos: :oh: Well that’s certainly an interesting opportunity indeed. We were hoping for a chance to wreak havoc on the big time stage and cause as much harm to multiple people as possible. This sounds like the perfect opportunity for us and we will make the most of it.
Starr Stan: There’s no doubt in my mind about that.
(Kasey gets back to her feet and heads to the door right as another Elitist walks up. She sneers at Landerson, as he pushes past her and stands in front of Starr Stan.)
Landerson: Starr Stan! Starr Stan! I am here to challenge the Kasey Kaos for her ‘Unique Opportunity’ so I can go to Pain for Pride and challenge Jake Smith for the PURE Championship.
(Kasey looks at Landerson like he’s honestly lost his mind. Starr Stan pinches the bridge of his nose.)
Starr Stan: Landerson, we have been over this. The PURE Championship isn’t even on Dynasty…
Landerson: Then I will challenge Kasey Kaos for her ‘Unique Opportunity’ so I can team up with Consuela Rose Ava and face Fire and Ice for the Unified Tag Team Championships.
Starr Stan: I am sure that Consuela is going to have an Interwire Championship defense…
Kasey Kaos: I’m sorry but we must interrupt for a moment. Do you really think it’s a wise idea to challenge us for our ‘Unique Opportunity’?
(Starr Stan holds his hand up, ready to defend Landerson, but Landerson steps right up to Kasey.)
Landerson: Kasey Ka-
(Kasey slams her knee into Landerson’s gut and immediately locks him in Kaos Reigns. Starr Stan immediately starts calling for security and they quickly run in and grab Kasey. An evil smile is on her face as Landerson lays on the ground twitching, and with that, Dynasty fades to the ringside area.)
(“Surfin” by Kid Cudi featuring Pharrell Williams hits as Serena Bennett steps out onto the stage. She begins to sing along with her entrance theme song. Her fans back home are definitely singing along with her as she begins to skip down the entrance ramp with wide smile on her face. She shows off her jewelry as she gets to the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for.. ONE FALL!!! Making her way to the ring.. From Compton, California.. Weighing in at 114lbs… SERENAAAAAAAAA BENNNEETTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Serena is back in action! Last time she competed was at Gateway to Glory when her and Kassidy took down Impact and Sienna Jade.
Flannery McCoy: That was a big win for Bennett! Last week she didn’t compete but she had her Blue Carpet with Cage and Chris Elite as her guests. Cage and Chris were being Cage and Chris, but eventually it got to the point where shots were being taken at Serena and she didn’t like it one bit. She tried to crack Cage off the top of the head with a Crip-A-Cola, but missed and hit Chris Elite which then resulted in a three way brawl that messed up the set up of her Blue Carpet.
Jake Mercer: If I were to guess, Serena probably wants to let some steam out from that situation last week by picking up the victory here against Lisa Wren.
(“Rage” instrumental by Rico Nasty hits as Lisa Wren steps out onto the stage. Her hair has 3 loose strand braids as bangs. The rest of her hair is in loose fishtail braids. She walks down the entrance ramp and stares down her opponent standing in the center of the ring the entire time.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent!! From British Columbia, Canada!!! Weighing in at 150lbs!!!! LISSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WRENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
Stew-O: And here’s Lisa Wren! Lisa is coming off of a loss against Darcy May Morgan last week. She definitely wants to bounce back and take some strides with a victory over Serena Bennett here tonight.
Flannery McCoy: It’s not an easy task, but Lisa Wren is here to fight! She’s got incredible balance, striking ability, and she’s tough. This should be a good one!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we go! Serena and Lisa both lock up in the center of the ring. Serena frees her right arm while keeping her left arm locked with Lisa’s arm and connects with quick right handed punch! Another shot by Serena Bennett! That second shot forces Lisa to unhook her arms from Serena’s, and Serena uses that moment to grab Lisa’s arm and irish whip her into the corner! Lisa Wren crashes back first into those turnbuckles as Serena Bennett makes her way over to the opposite side of the ring! Serena charges at Lisa Wren! CORNER CLOTHESLINE!!! It connects!! Serena Bennet now climbs up onto the middle rope with Lisa still up against the corner! What is she thinking here!?! MONKEY FLIP OUT OF THE CORNER!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! Lisa Wren stumbles on the landing, but she has landed on her feet facing away from her opponent! Serena Bennett quickly gets up and grabs at Lisa’s head from the side!! RUNNING BULLDOG!!! NO!!! Lisa Wren managed to slip her head out of Serena’s grip and shoves her off!! Serena runs to the ropes! She Bounces back! SOMERSAULT CLOTHESLINE BY SERENA BENNETT!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO HANDS CARTWHEEL EVASION BY LISA WREN!!! She completely dodged that somersault clothesline with a cartwheel to get out of the way as Serena Bennett crashes hard onto the canvas!! What athleticism, coordination, and balance by Lisa Wren! Serena gets back up to her feet.. SPEAR!!! SPEAR BY LISA WREN!!!!
Stew-O: Lisa takes Serena Bennett to the ground! Lisa stays on top of Bennett and begins throwing MMA style punches onto her opponent! Lisa has a history of MMA training so these shots are being thrown with perfection right now! Right hand by Lisa! Left! Right! Left! WAIT!!! Serena catches that left handed punch!! She tugs down onto Lisa’s arm and connects with a nasty left handed punch of her own right as Lisa was getting pulled in!! Lisa clutches at her face in pain with her free hand! Serena keeps hold of Lisa’s left arm and turns so that Lisa falls off to the side of her!! Serena adjusts.. ARMBAR!!! Serena Bennett has the arm bar locked in!! Lisa Wren is lying flat on her back as Serena Bennett has that left arm locked between both of her legs and pulls back!!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa Wren is screaming in pain right now! Serena may just snap Lisa Wren’s arm back!! Serena is pulling as hard as she can!! Lisa needs to find a way out!!
Jake Mercer: AND SHE DOES!! Lisa with an elbow shot with her free arm right into the shin of Serena Bennett!! Serena loosens up her grip after that shot and Lisa Wren does a backwards somersault from the canvas up to her feet as she breaks free from Bennett’s arm bar!!! Serena sits up on the canvas! KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY LISA WREN!!! Serena instantly fall back to canvas as Lisa goes for the pin!!
Stew-O: Kickout by Serena Bennett!! Lisa Wren quickly gets up to her feet as she grabs at Serena’s legs! She interlocks them with hers and rotates Serena’s body!! She reaches down.. CROSSFACE INDIAN DEATHLOCK BY LISA WREN!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SERENA QUICKLY GRABS THE ROPES IN FRONT OF HER AND FORCES A ROPE BREAK!!
Stew-O: Lisa quickly lets go of the hold and hooks her legs from Serena. Serena lets go of the bottom rope.. But Lisa grabs at Serena’s legs and pulls her towards the center of the ring! SHE’S GOING FOR IT AGAIN!! SHE LOCKS HER LEGS WITH SER-
Flannery McCoy: Kick to the abdomen by Serena Bennett!! Another!! Lisa Wren backs away from Serena! She turns around and runs to the far ropes! Serena Bennet gets up to her feet as Lisa Wren bounces back!! RUNNING FACEBUSTER BY LISA WREN!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! CAPTAIN HOOK BY SERENA BENNETT!!! THAT UPPERCUT SENT LISA WREN RIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!
Jake Mercer: Serena now walks right beside Lisa and grabs her by the head and hair. She lifts Lisa’s head up slightly and bend down to connect with a nasty headbutt as both skulls collide! Serena with another headbutt onto her downed opponent! Another!! Talk about using your head!!
Flannery McCoy: Very punny Jake.
Stew-O: Lisa Wren is nearly out cold in the center of the ring after those shots. We can see that Serena Bennett has taken some damage after connecting with those nasty headbutts moments ago. Serena is clutching at her head as she flips Lisa Wren onto her stomach. Serena Bennett sits on top of Lisa Wren and pulls back on her head and neck!! THE CAMEL CLUTCH!!! These women are in the center of the ring!! Lisa has no where to go!! What is she going to do!!
Flannery McCoy: Serena has this move locked in tight! She’s really trying to wear down her opponent with these submission holds as they are taking a toll on Lisa’s body!! You can hear Lisa screaming in pain right now! She’s trying to figure a way out!!
Jake Mercer: You know, Serena’s camel clutch is only so good because she used to be a professional camel wrestler.
Flannery McCoy: What?
Jake Mercer: Yeah she would continuously hit those Camels with toe holds.
Flannery McCoy: I see what you’re trying to do Jake.. But it’s not working..
Jake Mercer: It’s not punny?
Flannery McCoy: No.
Stew-O: Even if it was punny, the last person that would be laughing at that joke would be Lisa Wren as she is in excruciating pain right now trying to fight out of this submission!! The referee actually goes down and ask if Lisa wants to quit!
Flannery McCoy: But Lisa shakes her head no!! Lisa is not quitting! She will not give up against one of the best in this business!! BUT SERENA PULLS BACK EVEN HARDER AND LEANS BACK WITH ALL OF HER BODY PULLING BACK ON THE HEAD AND NECK OF LISA WREN!!! Her lower back, neck, chest, and core must be on fire right now!! The referee again asking if Lisa wants to quit!!!
Stew-O: BUT AGAIN LISA SAYS NO!!! She will not quit!!
Flannery Mcoy: Lisa Wren is still a relatively new face to the roster and she still has so much to prove. She faced Darcy May Morgan last week and now is up against Serena Bennett. Those are two of not just Dynasty, but all of EAW’s best women on the roster, and she’s showing that she’s willing to fight through the pain instead of being looked at as a quitter!!!
Jake Mercer: Serena Bennett is still pulling hard, but her grip is slipping! Serena releases the hold and shoves Lisa’s face into the canvas!! Serena stands all the way up as she makes her way over to the side of the ring where she bends down and stares at her opponent! Lisa is slowly getting to her feet as she clutches at her lower back in pain! Serena Bennett charges at her!! MOONLIGHT RUNNING NECKBREAKER!!! It connects as Lisa’s head and neck slams against the canvas! Serena gets back up to her feet as Lisa does the same! ANOTHER MOONLIGHT BY SERENA BENNETT!! Serena again gets up and turns to see Lisa once again working her way up to her feet! This woman just doesn’t know when to stay down!! Lisa now back up to her feet.. A THIRD MOONLIGHT BY SERENA!!! IT CONNECTS AGAIN!!!! Serena again gets up to her feet.. AND HER JAW DROPS AS LISA WREN STANDS UP ONCE MORE!!!
Stew-O: She can’t believe that Lisa was able to stand up after all of that! I can’t believe it either! But she did!! Serena Bennett again charges at Lisa Wren!!! MOONLIGHT!!!! THE FOURTH ONE!!!! NO!!!! LISA WREN WITH A NO HANDS CARTWHEEL TO DODGE THE MOVE AND GET OUT OF THE WAY!!! Lisa turns around and goes for a right hand!! No!! Serena Bennett catches the arm!! TIP TOE!!! PELE KICK CONNECTS!! SERENA GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Surfin” by Kid Cudi Featuring Pharell Williams hits, as Serena Bennett gets up and walks over to the referee where she gets her hand raised in the air.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. SERENAAAAAAAA BENNNNNNNNETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match by these two! Serena was definitely the better Elitist tonight, but you can’t deny the fight that Lisa gave her.
Flannery McCoy: Definitely not! These two put up a great fight, but in the end Serena showed why she’s one of the best in the business right now.
Stew-O: And with that said, knowing that Pain for Pride is right around the corner, you know Impact, Chris Elite, and Cage is somewhere watching this. Despite the fact that she’s the only female in that blockbuster match, she has a lot of momentum and should not be overlooked!
(Serena Bennett is seen celebrating in the center of the ring before the screen fades to black)
(Dynasty’s broadcast transitions to the backstage interview area where the once exclusively Fight Grid Interviewer Anna C. Flowers stands against the big red Dynasty backdrop, quite an unusual sight for those of us not used to seeing her live on EAW programming! The camera, starting from the floor, pans upwards to her bright, smiling face as the audience also gets a close up look of her outfit: she wears nude pink stilettos, skinny, khaki colored paperbag pants, and a short sleeved “Black Lives Matter” crop top. Her natural hair is worn out and down, the curls are absolutely #popping for the camera and her scheduled interview.)
Anna C. Flowers: Ladies and gentlemen watching from home, I have standing with me now one half of the Jaded Hearts, the National Elite Champion, Kassidy Heart!
(Kassidy Heart steps into the frame with her championship title thrown over her shoulder. She smiles quickly at Anna before her expression turns sour at the sound of another’s voice approaching the area.)
???: Really?! You were going to start the interview without ME? I can hardly believe this–THE DISRESPECT is enough to KILL me, Kassidy!
(Sienna Jade rushes into the frame, wearing a retro “Y2Impact” t-shirt. She folds her arms over her chest and shakes her head at Kassidy.)
Kassidy Heart: So now, I’m a bad person because I care enough to respect Anna’s time? She asked us to be prepared for an interview, and I made sure to be here, on time. You decided to be late, that’s not my problem you’re so comfortable with getting left behind. But please, go on to tell me more about how personally you take it when I do nothing but look out for myself and my future.
Sienna Jade: (She giggles.) You know what? I’m gonna be the bigger person today and I’m going to let that slide. That, and everything else you did both this week and last week that hurt me. I know that you were going through a lot, and teaming with Serena Bennett definitely had a negative influence on certain aspects of your personality last week, but it’s okay. That’s all in the past now, you’re probably still recovering from it, but I can move from it, you’ve been given a second chance to get it right this time, okay, Kassipoo? Now, onto this interview, take it away, Anna!
Anna C. Flowers. :dame: Okay. Right. Sure, if you’re both ready to move it along, I’m gonna go right for it and ask the question that’s on just about everybody’s mind lately–can the Jaded Hearts come toge–?
Kassidy Heart: (She scoffs and pulls Anna’s microphone hand up to her mouth.) We spent an entire week debunking this myth already, and you still have it in your head that I’m the same person who blindly followed you around in REVOLT and in the early days of EAW. I’m not Everyone’s Favorite Girlfriend anymore, those days are far behind me and you should have been listening to just about everyone who told you so, because it’s damn true. In the past, people might have been able to get away with treating me as something less than the incredible talent that I am, but not anymore. I’ve had a lot of people come and go in my life that have put worst case scenarios into my head and who have told me that I’ll never accomplish what I set out to do, and they used it as a mechanism to cripple me with fear and doubts in order to control me. I have plans for myself, I have goals that I’ve set out to accomplish, I’ve laid out an entire trajectory for my career. Your response to me working hard on achieving my goals only tells me that you don’t know me as well as you pretend to these days, and I’m officially over it.
(Kassidy gives Anna her hand back. Anna immediately raises the microphone up to Sienna’s mouth, who purses her lips and slowly nods her head.)
Anna C. Flowers: :eyes:
Sienna Jade: I’m sorry you feel that way, Kassidy. Truly. I can’t believe how narrow minded you’ve become after all this time, but you better believe that I don’t want to hurt you even more than I’m sure I already have, Kassidy. If I hurt you at Gateway To Glory–and I saw what happened, yes, I know it was an accident, but that doesn’t make it hurt any less, I’d hate to be on the receiving end of Sienna Jade’s offense–then facing me at Pain for Pride will be one of the worst experiences you will ever had to take on in your EAW career. And this isn’t a threat, Kassidy, it’s a warning. I’m simply advising you for your own good. I still care about you, despite the obvious interpersonal struggles you’re working through right now.
Kassidy Heart: Trust me, if we head into a match against one another at Pain for Pride, I’m not the one that’s going to be left broken in the middle of the ring for the third straight year.
Anna C. Flowers: :gladbron: !!!
Kassidy Heart: I love you, but you have a lot of shit of your own to work on, but I’m not going to stand by and hold your hand throughout it anymore. The Jaded Wolfe Hearts was one thing, but you can’t make me out to be the villain just because Tyler did what she thought was best for her career, just like I’m doing now.
Sienna Jade: And I love you, but you need to start being honest with yourself and admit that you can’t keep playing the victim card every time it’s convenient for you to mention your early setbacks while also wanting to be this giant, threatening “Mauler” character to everybody. And please wake the fuck up and stop letting yourself be manipulated by all these psychos in your life! If it’s not your predator of a husband, it’s Serena, if it’s not Serena, it’s Chris, and if it’s not Chris, it’s–
Kassidy Heart: Sienna Jade?
Sienna Jade: :whoa:
Anna C. Flowers: :lupe:
Kassidy Heart: I’m not letting anybody tell me about myself, try to dictate what I need to do with my life, or try to put their own influence on the outcome of my career, do you understand me? Not even you. I’m no longer interested in hearing what you think about my life choices and intentions anymore, Sienna, I’m doing what I have to do to win at Fighting Spirit and I hope you’ll have my back as my partner.
Sienna Jade: What are we even arguing about, Kassipoo?! Of course I have your back. You know that. We have to do whatever it takes to win this match on Saturday. Go ahead, turn the “Mauler” on, absolutely decimate Chris Elite right in the asshole just how he likes it and then we can go home and celebrate. I don’t want to let you down, and I certainly don’t want you to let me down, either. Can I count on you?
Kassidy Heart: Don’t ask stupid questions. I love you to the moon and back and I will do anything to make sure that we walk away with this victory. For the both of us.
Anna C. Flowers: :whew:
Sienna Jade: I’m tired of fighting. I don’t want us to continue to fall deeper in Chris Elite’s evil, maniacal trap. We can’t let him mess us up anymore. Let’s just get through Fighting Spirit so we can put ALL of this behind us, for good. And then we can move forward to have a serious discussion about what lies ahead at Pain for Pride.
Kassidy Heart: I couldn’t have said it better myself. You have such a beautiful soul, my queen.
Sienna Jade: Don’t make me blush!
Anna C. Flowers: Well, that was very touching. But I’m still hoping that I can get an answer to my original question? :mjgrin:
Kassidy Heart: Yes, Anna. The Jaded Hearts CAN and WILL come together to defeat the Blicky Boyz once and for all and put an end to this imaginary hold Chris Elite thinks he has over our careers. Our bond is unbreakable, untouchable–
Sienna Jade: Unfuckwithable!
Kassidy Heart: And it’s imperative that we remember this moving forward.
(Kassidy and Sienna beam at one another while Anna excuses herself off set before Dynasty fades to a commercial break.)
(Commercial break — a message sponsored by Serena Bennett encouraging the viewing audience to stand up against the racial injustice in America she refuses to ignore. She provides the information for a number of reputable organizations dedicated to supporting the cause, including the Minnesota Freedom Fund where she encourages others to donate in order to help bail out protesters in Minneapolis. #BLM #ACAB)
(Camera shows the Cash in the Vault briefcase hanging in the roof of the performance center)
(Camera pans to Stephie Love standing inside the ring getting ready to announce the next match)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for ONE FALL!!!
Jake Mercer: WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stephie Love: And it is a CAAASHHHH IN THE VAULLLLTTTT PREEEVIEW!!!!!
(“Smoke & Drive” (Remix) By Machine Gun Kelly hits as Justin Windgate makes his entrance through the performance center curtain and down the short ramp)
Stephie Love: Introducing First, From Detroit, Michigan! Weighing in at 225 Pounds!! “The Xtreme Classic” JUUUSSSTINNNNNNNNNN WINDDDGAAAATTTTTTEEEEEEEE…!!!
(“Love Sosa” By Chief Keef blast throughout the performance center as a confident SOSA Henderson begins making his way down the ramp)
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent, from Hollywood, California! Weighing in at 191 Pounds!! “HOLLYWOOD” SOOOSAAAAAAA HENDERRRRSONNNNNN…!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as we start off with two men who will be in the classic Cash In The Vault Ladder match that can make or break careers! Both men looking for an edge but meet for a collar and elbow tie-up! Strong lock up between both competitors! SOSA gaining the edge though as he manages to slap on a quick side headlock on Justin! Sosa begins wearing down on the neck of Windgate! Windgate not trying to spend too much time in this as he quickly spins out of the headlock and grabs SOSA’s arm in the process for a hammerlock! Arm behind the back of SOSA! SOSA using his free hand to hook Justin by the head and drops him to the canvas with a snap mare! And he quickly slaps on the armbar! Working over the arm of Windgate! Windgate not staying in this armbar long as he rolls through! Cartwheels to adjust the positioning of the armbar where he now has control of the arm of SOSA Henderson and he wrings the arm of SOSA. Justin applying more pressure on the arm wringer before Sosa quickly delivers a boot to the mid-section of Windgate! Sosa quickly grabbing Justin by the arm and sending him into the ropes with an Irish Whip! Justin sent into the ropes as Sosa tries for a clothesline! Justin ducking the clothesline and runs off the ropes once more as he swings for a clothesline of his own! Sosa ducks the incoming clothesline and spends a spinning back kick to the body of Windgate! Windgate eating that shot as Sosa grabbing Windgate aggressively in a cravate And begins tightening his grip on the neck of the former New Breed Champion!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA looks to be going for a neckbreaker! As he spins out! Still with the neck of Windgate in his grasp! Windgate quickly slips out of the neck breaker before he grasps Sosa by his waist! Waist lock applied as SOSA starts to struggle! Windgate lifting SOSA before slamming him down by his waist Olympic style! Windgate beginning to work over the mid-section of SOSA as he wrestled him down to the canvas! Windgate tightening his grip as SOSA tries to fight his way back up to his feet! SOSA rising up but Windgate still has him in his grasp! Windgate lifting SOSA for an overhead GERMAN SUPLEX! SOSA LANDS ON HIS FEET! Windgate turns as Sosa runs for a strike! Windgate quickly counters with a hip toss! Sosa up quickly! Running again at Windgate before he’s dropped with another hip toss! Sosa up once again as he wrestled down to the canvas with a side headlock takedown! Windgate applying pressure now as Sosa slaps his hand on the canvas in frustration!
Flannery McCoy: Windgate showing the skill that’s made him once again one of the most exciting competitors to watch in EAW! Windgate working that side headlock! Sosa refusing to stay down as he pushes himself up! Managing to get himself to a knee! Windgate rising up still having the headlock applied but it’s in a standard position! Windgate backed up by Sosa before SOSA sends him off the ropes! Windgate off the ropes as SOSA drops! Windgate hurdles over Sosa! Before he runs forward again off the ropes! AND SOSA WITH A BEAUTIFUL LEAPFROG OVER WINDGATE! Justin coming forward after running off the ropes again! AND HE GETS CAUGHT WITH A JUMPING CALF KICK FLOORING HIM TO THE CANVAS! Windgate up as he’s rocked still trying to shake the cobwebs but Sosa making his way over to Windgate and quickly delivers an open-handed slap to the chest of Windgate! Before he connects with a boot to the mid-section! Front facelock applied! Sosa looking for a snap suplex! Windgate though firing punches to the mid-section of Sosa! Windgate blocks the suplex attempt once again with his inside leg! And he lifts Sosa himself but Sosa blocks! Both men on top of their game tonight refusing to let the other get the edge!
Jake Mercer: Windgate lifts SOSA once again and has him high in the air! SOSA kicking his legs in the air as Windgate drops him on the apron! Windgate coming forward towards Sosa! But Sosa with a jumping forearm to the face of Windgate! Windgate backs up! BEFORE HE CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING ENZIGURI KNOCKING SOSA HENDERSON OFF THE APRON! Sosa falling to the floor outside of the ring! Windgate waiting as he gathers himself as SOSA rises up! Windgate, running! Full speed ahead! SUICIDE DIVE INTO SOSA HENDERSON! SOSA rocked! Windgate quickly running back inside the ring! BEFORE HE RUNS IMMEDIATELY OFF THE ROPES AND COMES FLYING OUT OF THE RING ONCE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER SUICIDE DIVE!!!
Jake Mercer: Windgate stopping this onslaught of an aerial attack before he grabs Sosa. Pulling him up to his feet before, SOSA CONNECTING WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW OF WINDGATE! Windgate backing up! Before SOSA delivers a short superkick to the body of Windgate as he’s hunched over! SOSA grabbing Windgate by the arm! AND HE IRISH-WHIPS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! WINDGATE CRASHING SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Sosa pleased! But he isn’t done as he quickly grabs Windgate once again and he hooks him from behind! Sosa WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX DROPPING WINDGATE ON THE FLOOR!! Windgate crashing hard on the outside floor as Sosa has gained full control of this match as Sosa grabbing Windgate up to his feet and he sends him inside of the ring! Windgate hurting as SOSA positions himself on the apron waiting for Windgate to get to his feet! Windgate is hurting badly from that attack on the steel steps and the German suplex but he continues to fight on! SOSA SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES FOR A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE!! WINDGATE WITH A SUPERKICK!!! HE CATCHES SOSA HENDERSON RIGHT ON THE BUTTON WITH A SUPERKICK!!! Windgate pulling SOSA by his hair! As he double underhooks the arm of Sosa! AND HE DELIVERS A DOUBLE UNDERHOOK KNEE BREAKER!!!! Dropping the lower back of Sosa Henderson across the knee! Windgate pulling SOSA up into the positioning he wants him before he makes his way to the apron. Windgate making his way to the apron patiently waiting though as SOSA remains down bleeding from his mouth from that superkick that was delivered earlier in the match! WINDGATE SPRINGBOARDS FOR A SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH!!! SOSA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!! BUT WINDGATE MANAGES TO ROLL THROUGH ON HIS FEET! AND SOSA HENDERSON WITH A STANDING DROPKICK CATCHING WINDGATE RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! SOSA grabbing Windgate up to his feet and lifts him on his shoulders! AND SOSA!! PLANTS WINDGATE WITH A MICHINOKU DRIVER!!!
Stew-O: Sosa on the offensive as the wheels are turning in his head as he looks for what else he can do! SOSA not content with delivering just that Michinoku driver… SOSA Runs! SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!! WINDGATE WITH BOTH KNEES UP! SOSA HOLDING HIS RIBS AS HE RISES UP! Windgate up as well and he makes his way over to SOSA as he delivers a forearm to the face of SOSA! But SOSA comes forward with a FOREARM TO THE FACE OF WINDGATE! AND A SPINNING BACK KICK TO THE MID-SECTION OF WINDGATE! SOSA KICKING WINDGATE AS HIS HEAD POPS UP! SOSA hooking Windgate as he raises him high in the air! SOSA COULD BE GOING FOR A BRAINBUSTER!! JUSTIN BRINGING HIS KNEE DOWN TO THE SKULL OF SOSA!!! SOSA dropping JUSTIN! AND JUSTIN COMES FORWARD WITH A ROLLING ELBOW TO THE JAW OF SOSA HENDERSON!! WINDGATE!!! SIGNALING FOR THE SMOKE BOMB!! AS HE RUNS!!! ROLLING THROUGH!!!! ROLLING SENTON CONNECTING AS HE HOOKS THE LEG OF SOSA!!!
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! SOSA STILL SHOWS SIGNS OF LIFE!! Justin asking the referee if he’s sure that he kicked out but the referee obliges that he did. Justin on his way up as he grabs Sosa and throws him into the corner! Justin lifting SOSA onto the top turnbuckle, as he tries to climb but SOSA grabs him and delivers a big headbutt to the skull of Justin! SOSA once again with another headbutt! Justin drops off! SOSA JUMPS ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND DELIVERS A BIG OVER CASTLE!!! DRIVING THE BACK OF JUSTIN’S NECK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! SOSA trying to make his way over to Windgate but Justin rolling himself out of the ring, SOSA catching a bad break there! He’s sizing up Justin who is rising up to his feet! SOSA RUNS!!! SUICIDE DIVE CRASHING INTO GAINES AND SENDING HIM CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE!! SOSA grabbing Windgate and sending him back inside the ring! SOSA making his way inside the ring as Windgate staggers up! But he swings! SOSA ducks the incoming strike! ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO WINDGATE!!!! Windgate still on his feet! SOSA CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING DDT SPIKING HIS HEAD INTO THE MAT!!! SOSA HOOKS THE LEG!!
Jake Mercer: Windgate kicks out! Still showing signs of life in this competitive match! As Sosa grabs Windgate up! Hooking him! He’s looking to go for a standing spanish fly! WINDGATE!!! USING HIS ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE TO SMASH SOSA HENDERSON RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF HIS FACE REPEATEDLY WITH HIS ELBOW! Windgate! He grabs Sosa! HOOKING HIM BY THE HEAD!! RUN!!!! IT!!!! UP!!!…. SLICED BREAD #2!!! And he plants SOSA into the mat!!! Windgate! Making his way to the top turnbuckle! He’s going for more high risk offense! Windgate! PERCHED HIGH!!! AND HE FLIES FOR A 450 SPLASH!!!!!! SOSA GOT HIS KNEES UP!!!!!! AND HE TRANSITIONS INTO AN INSIDE CRADLE!!!! SOSA HOOKING WINDGATE UP FOR HIS TIGHTS TO KEEP HIS SHOULDERS PINNED…!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Love Sosa” By Chief Keef plays as SOSA Henderson immediately celebrates his win as Windgate pops up looking shocked holding his mid-section as the referee rewards Sosa by raising his hand high in the air)
Stephie Love: HERRREEE IS YOURRRR WINNNER…. SOSAAAA HENDERRRSONNNN!!
Stew-O: WHAT A CHEAP WAY TO WIN HERE TONIGHT IN WHAT WAS LOOKING LIKE ONE OF THE CLASSIC DYNASTY MATCHES!!!
Flannery: SOSA managing to sneak out of here with the victory! Building the momentum and this applies to Cash in the vault because there is no rules with that match, just retrieve the briefcase!
Jake Mercer: That was great, this is my pick for the whole thing! The smartest guy, not going to waste no time! He’s got a prophecy to fulfill damn it! And He’ll do it!
(Windgate leaves the ring before he goes underneath the apron and slides out a ladder and grabs it and enters the ring)
Stew-O: UH OH!!! AND!!! SOSA CELEBRATING HIS VICTORY BUT WINDGATE!!! DRIVING THE LADDER INTO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF SOSA HENDERSON!!! WINDGATE NOT TAKING KINDLY TO WHAT HAPPENED IN THIS MATCH!!! HE JUST CLOBBERED THE HELL OUT OF SOSA WITH THAT LADDER!!! Sosa completely laid out as Windgate sets up the ladder! AND WINDGATE!!! CLIMBING THE LADDER!!! AND HE STARES AT THE BRIEFCASE!!! BEFORE HE LOOKS DOWN AT SOSA!!! AND WINDGATE FLIES WITH A FROG SPLASH CRASHING INTO SOSA HENDERSON!!!! OH MY GOD!!!
(“Smoke & Drive” (Remix) By Machine Gun Kelly plays as Windgate gingerly rises up as he points at the briefcase before he looks down at Sosa one more time and begins to take his leave up the ramp)
Jake Mercer: Are you kidding me? Since when has Windgate been a sore loser. He better get used to it with that attitude!
Stew-O: Windgate making a statement that no short cuts will be there come Pain for Pride!
(ONE FINAL SHOT OF WINDGATE LOOKING BACK AS THE REFEREE TENDS TO SOSA WHO IS STARING A HOLE THROUGH WINDGATE BEFORE THE CAMERA FADES ELSEWHERE)
(A Fighting Spirit: Ohama advertisement plays highlighting the Women’s No Way Out match featuring Dynasty’s own Darcy May Morgan & Kensingten Calhoun-Astor)
(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea hits as two large bodyguards wearing shades step out onto the stage. One stands on the right while the other goes over and stands on the left. They both look out towards the ring. Darcy May Morgan then steps out onto the stage in between both bodyguards wearing a green crop top, matching green skirt, with some black shades covering her eyes. She also has a microphone in her hand. Darcy May Morgan then turns around and puts her hand on her hip and begins to shake her hips from side to side. She then spins around and walks down the entrance ramp towards the ring as her bodyguards follow her.)
Jake Mercer: The Dropkick Darling has arrived!
Stew-O: Last week Darcy May Morgan defeated Lisa Wren for a spot in the No Way Out match that will happen tomorrow night at Fighting Spirit. A shot at the Universal Women’s Championship at Pain for Pride will be on the line. Darcy has been incredible all season and finishing it off with the Universal Women’s Championship would be the icing on the cake!
(Darcy May Morgan is seen entering the ring through the ropes with her bodyguards sitting on the ropes to make her entrance to the ring more comfortable. Both of her bodyguards follow right after. Darcy steps out into the center of the ring as her bodyguards stand beside her. One on the left. The other on the right. Darcy May Morgan raises her microphone up to her mouth and begins to speak.)
Darcy May Morgan: Tomorrow night I will be up against five other women as we compete in the No Way Out match. A shot at the Universal Women’s Championship and headlining Pain for Pride will be on the line. We have competitors like Ms. Extreme who has fought for world championships in the past and became a popular name in this business way before I ever stepped my foot inside of an EAW ring. Then there is Raven Roberts who has already held the championship that we are all trying to get the opportunity to fight for. With competition like that, you begin to wonder.. Why? Why Darcy May Morgan? Why me? Why do I stand a chance against competitors like that?
(Darcy May Morgan looks to the right then to the left before looking directly into the camera)
Darcy May Morgan: I signed my contract a little over a year ago. I remember early on, I competed at my first Pain for Pride. I was featured in the 24/7 battle royal but got hit with the reality of how the competition really is. I lost to Consuela Rose Ava at the grandest Stage of them All. This fresh-faced rookie that said she would conquer the world failed in front of the entire world at Pain for Pride. Since that moment, I told myself that at the following Pain for Pride, Pain for Pride 14, I would be able to take on any challenge and fight any battle that was thrown my way. It didn’t matter how brutal or extreme it was.. I was going to be ready.. That’s what I told myself after my performance at last year’s Pain for Pride..
I have had my ups and downs this entire season, but I have continued to grow as an Elitists. So much so that I dominated my way to becoming one of the greatest EAW Specialists Champions ever. I took on every challenge that came my way. I even took down Kensingten Calhoun-Astor, one of the women I will be competing against in this No Way Out match tomorrow night. You can see why she is the least of my worries.. I have proven time and time again that I am ready for anything and that I am more prepared to head into a Pain for Pride headliner this year. The only thing that is blocking my path are the five women that I am competing against.. And as tough as they are and as great as they can be, they all had their shot. I have never had my shot at a world title. I’ve competed in some of the most intense matches this season. Winning the Specialists Chamber and defending a championship even after dislocating my shoulder are only two of the many things I have done during this year.. Headlining Pain for Pride and redeeming myself after the performance of last year by walking out a World Champion is all I want to do. I want this more than any of the women that I am competing against.
Just like that Specialists Chamber at Road to Redemption, I will do whatever it takes to take down each and every one of my opponents until it is clear that I am the one that will be fighting for the Universal Women’s Championship. I have done this before. I have gone through hell and back more times than the devil himself. I know what needs to be done to win a match like this. I am equipped with and have every tool needed to walk out of Fighting Spirit as the new number one contender. The main thing that my competition lacks is focus. While they all have their own problems outside of this match, I have my eyes on what really matters. Ms. Extreme and her drama with Consuela. Raven and Rex have just recently won tag team championships and it’s pretty obvious that she’s going to worry about the added target on her back instead of the match in front of her. Alexis has her brainwashed shit with Jake along with the shit going on with Dr. Bethany Blue over a number one contenders match that could have had her up against me at Gateway to Glory. Kensingten dug her own grave with her comments towards TLA and I wouldn’t be surprised if someone, anyone really, were to take her out before this match even begins. Then we have Harper Lee who had her beef with Veena Adams..
(Darcy May Morgan takes her shades off. She looks over her right shoulder towards her bodyguard on the right, then looks over her left shoulder towards the other bodyguard.. She then faces the camera as she places and wears her sunglasses on top of her head.)
Darcy May Morgan: Me? I’m heading into this match without anything distracting me. I’m fresh off of losing my Specialists Championship and I’m ready to prove that I am capable of achieving even greater feats. I’m looking at my competition and seeing that their minds are focused elsewhere. The only thing I am focused on is winning that No Way Out match so that I can make up for my showing from last year. I dominated an entire Specialists Division and it all started with that chamber where the numbers were not in my favor.. The same will be done here in this No Way Out match where again, the numbers are against me.. This is the start. The beginning of the next chapter in my career. This is where I show that I can handle anything and everything at the highest level. These other women? They don’t stand a chance because they won’t be willing to go through the amount that I am willing to go through in order to get my ticket to the Universal Women’s Championship at Pain for Pride..
For one year I have had this thought in my mind. I will avenge that performance.. The chance to do that is right there.. It’s in my grasp.. And at Fighting Spirit, I am going to take it..
(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea hits as Darcy May Morgan grabs her shades from the top of her head and brings them down onto her face as they cover her eyes. She looks at both of her bodyguards and nods as they walk over to the side of the ring and sit on the ring ropes to create an opening for Darcy to exit the ring comfortably. The bodyguards follow Darcy out of the ring as they all begin to make their way back up the ramp.)
Flannery McCoy: Darcy May Morgan is determined to walk out of Fighting Spirit as the number on contender for the Universal Womens Championship!
Stew-O: When you have the opportunity to go face to face with a year-long goal and obstacle that you wish to achieve, that’s when you push yourself even further than you ever had before because it’s right there. Darcy knows this, and she definitely has the mindset needed to win this match tomorrow night!
(Darcy May Morgan and her two bodyguards are seen at the top of the stage as they look out across the arena. The scene then fades to black.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love standing in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
(“Last Strike” by Polo G hits!!!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Toronto, Ontario, Canada weighing in at 225 pounds… he is “The Chosen One” JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON KELTON!!!!
(Jon Kelton comes out to the ring looking passionate to be back in an EAW ring.)
Stew-O: Jon Kelton is back and he has declared his intention to become the World Champion! Well tonight he is up against a former World Champion in Cage and he has a big opportunity to prove that he is ready for the big time!
Flannery McCoy: Jon Kelton is a long time veteran of EAW and a former Interwire Champion. We will find out if he’s still got it here tonight as he faces a heavy test of his own skills!
Jake Mercer: Jon Kelton needs to learn to fall in line and wait his turn! He thinks he can just walk back into this company and instantly get matches against Hall of Famers like Cage! The audacity!
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit (Butch Vig Mix)” by Nirvana hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada weighing in at 230 pounds he is “Edgecrusher” CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
(Cage comes out looking ready to crush Kelton’s edges.)
Stew-O: Cage is on the warpath and nobody is safe!
Flannery McCoy: Kelton thinks he is hot shit because he was in EAW ten years ago but Cage is about to remind him how shit has changed in his absence!
Jake Mercer: Ain’t shit changed! Shit has stayed the same. Kelton was better than Cage back then and he is better than Cage is now!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Let’s get ready to rassle! Cage fired up as he immediately goes in on Jon Kelton with a series of hard right hands! Kelton thrown off his guard possibly showing a bit of ring rust as he falls back towards the ropes failing to anticipate the relentless assault of Cage! Kelton in the ropes now taking some hard unprotected sho-
Flannery McCoy: Kelton falls to the mat rolling beneath the right hand of Cage as he catches him on the side of the leg with a hard kick! Kelton now returning fire as he pushes Cage back into the ropes with a series of hard right hands! But Cage continuing to connect with rights of his own! Both men now going back and forth as an all out brawl has broken out here tonight at the EAW Performance Center!
Jake Mercer: This isn’t wrestling! We need more holds and less strikes! Kelton grabs the arm of Cage whipping him across the ring… Cage bounces back… Kelton with a Roundhouse Kick! No! Cage leaps over the leg of Kelton doing a roll to the ground in midair! The agility of Cage on full display! Cage back up as he turns around…Right into another Roundhouse Kick from Kelton! Down goes Cage! Down goes Cage! Kelton pulls Cage right back up and begins to hammer him with some right hands in revenge for what Cage did to him earlier. He tosses Cage into the corner and charges in with a series of hard shoulder thrusts. He grabs the arm of Cage and whips him hard down to the ground. Cage sent flipping down hard onto his back as he rolls across the ring in a desperate attempt to escape. Cage holding his back as he staggers back up to his feet shaking himself off… Only to be met with a Superkick from Kelton!!! Kelton is wilding now as he drops Cage yet again proving why he is the Chosen One! :blessed:
Stew-O: Cage back up as Jon Kelton measures him looking to strike… he kicks him in the gut… TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Cage! HOW THE HELL IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?!?!?
Jake Mercer: Calm your titties Flannery. It was the first pinfall of the match. It was obvious he was going to kick out.
Flannery McCoy: You’re right my bad. I just get a little excited sometimes.
Stew-O: Kelton drags Cage back up to his feet… but Cage immediately fires off a series of relentless right hands catching Kelton off guard! Cage biting the face of Kelton with his trademark viciousness. But Kelton fires back with a side kick to the side of Cage’s leg! No! Cage caught the leg! Cage slams his elbow down hard nearly breaking the leg of Kelton before twisting sending Kelton flying like a tornado down to the ground! Kelton staggers back up in the corner stumbling and looking dizzy as Cage goes into the corner hammering away at his opponent hard. Cage yelling at his opponent with each strike but unfortunately we probably can’t actually repeat what he is saying on live TV. Cage whipping Kelton across the ring… the reversal by Kelton… Cage lands back first into the corner as Kelton cartwheels across the ring into a corner Dropkick taking out Cage! Cage still on his feet as Kelton begins to hammer away at his opponent in the corner… but Cage fires back with a finger poke to the eyes of his enemy! Kelton staggers back as Cage charges in with a high speed clothesline! But Kelton ducks beneath it! Kelton grabs around behind Cage… Possibly going for a German Suplex… but Cage with hard elbows to the back of his opponent’s head! Cage hammering away but Kelton is holding on! He backs him up into the ropes… The referee forces the break but Cage turns around hammering Kelton! Kelton staggering around the ring trying to get away from Cage but he can’t do it! He falls into the corner! Cage stomping away hard at his opponent! Cage drags Kelton out to the ring and pulls him up… ENZIGURI OUT OF NOWHERE ON CAGE! KELTON WITH THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Cage. Kelton drags his opponent back up to his feet and hooks the arm over his shoulder. Big time Suplex by Kelton driving Cage down hard on his back! Kelton goes to grab Cage who pushes him away and gets back up on his own power. But Kelton quickly grabs him dragging him up and then right back down again with a Scoop Slam. Kelton now going to the top turnbuckle and looking to fly up high! But Cage back up and immediately crashed right into the ropes dropping Kelton down on his crotch on the top rope! That’s got to hurt but of course I as a woman would not know that!
Jake Mercer: Allow me to demonstrate to you how it would feel Flannery…
Flannery McCoy: I’ll be iight thanks.
Stew-O: Hard right hand from Cage to the face of Jon Kelton seated atop the top turnbuckle! Cage trying to knock him off but Kelton with impressive balance to stay up there like that. Cage climbing up the turnbuckle looking for a high risk maneuver here! He punches Kelton hard in the gut! He pulls him back… But Kelton is fighting back! Cage looking nervous here as he hooks the head of Kelton! Kelton pushes him back!!! OH SHIT! THEY FALLIN’!
Jake Mercer: BUT IN MIDAIR!! CAGE WITH THE REVERSAL!!!
Flannery McCoy: CAGE TWISTS IT AROUND INTO THE MERCY KILL IN MIDAIR!!! BAH GAWD!
Stew-O: WHAT A DDT! KELTON LANDING RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… THEY CALL HIM CAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Smells Like Teen Spirit”(Butch Vig Mix) By Nirvana as you can almost hear fans cheering from outside the EAW Performance Center somehow coming thru the walls into the empty arena.)
Stew-O: Congratulations to Cage on a big victory. He deserves it!
Flannery McCoy: You may not be fond of Cage’s actions at Odyssey but you must respect his skill in the ring!!!
Jake Mercer: Shout out to Jon Kelton however for putting on a great effort. Maybe next time will be different little buddy! Besides Cage deserves to get his ass beat by somebody after what he did to Chris Elite at Odyssey for no reason!
Flannery McCoy: I feel like there was a reason.
Jake Mercer: Well Flannery just like being dropped on your crotch on the top rope there are some things you just can’t possibly feel…
Flannery McCoy: *audible slapping noises*
(The scene fades from ringside and reopens backstage; more specifically to the lockerroom belonging to that of the reigning King of Elite, The Visual Prophet. The lighting inside the room is dim, with essential oils and lavender essence permeating through the air. The vibe in the room is that of ambiance and peace, and sitting on a plush purple velvet cushion in the middle of the room is the King himself. Viz is wearing his trademark three lensed sunglasses, as well as his ring attire since his match is next. Kneeling beside him on the cushion is his new … friend, Jessica Miller. Jessica has one hand on Viz’s shoulder. Silence continues to fill the room until the future Pain for Pride main eventer takes a deep breath and lets out a loud, dramatic sigh.)
The Visual Prophet: I just never expected things to end the way they did for Drizzy and myself back at Gateway to Glory. I thought we would reign as Unified Tag Team Champions forever and go on to compete alongside one another at Pain for Pride. I pictured myself and Drizzy defending our belts against whatever team Showdown or Voltage could come up with and then celebrating together like best friends do! Drizzy and Vizzy together forever!
(Viz lowers his sunglasses and we see he has a somber expression on his face.)
The Visual Prophet: Everyone was convinced I’d turn on Drake King the second it was convenient for me. They saw my crown and Drake with the World Heavyweight Championship and assumed that I would stab him in the back and cash in my crown when Drake was at his weakest. That was never my plan. People never look beyond the surface of my words for whatever reason. They don’t seem to find them sincere but every time I hyped up Drizzy and Vizzy, it came from the heart. I was the ultimate team player, constantly sacrificing myself for our team while Drake split his focus between the World Heavyweight Championship and the Unified Tag Team Championship. It never bothered me because in my little heart of hearts, I felt like Drake deserved to be a double champion. Drake is so talented, so pure… so good at everything he does. Whatever he touches turns to gold :wow: I just knew that the two of us as a team would be an unstoppable force and while I did all the heavy lifting, that’s what we were.
The Visual Prophet: There’s no doubt that Drizzy and Vizzy would have been a future Tag Team of the Decade, but Drake just couldn’t keep himself together. He would constantly berate me on and off camera for my lifestyle and personal choices I have made, and who wants to continue dealing with that? I remember one time I showed up to Dynasty having baked some brownies so delicious that Ina Garten herself would be jealous of me. I baked them just for my partner and how did Drake react? He turned his nose up at them, obviously, seeing fit to lecture me about how professional wrestlers should always strive to stay in shape and stay away from sweets. I mean, the second I took a bite of the brownie I tuned out the monotony and focused on what was really going on inside of my head. Even then I was picturing Jessica Miller wrapped around my dick, but it’s not like that was something I was ever going to mention to Drake himself. He wouldn’t understand and that’s one of his biggest flaws. He just doesn’t get it. He never has and he never will, because he lives in a world that revolves around one person and one person only, and that’s Drake himself.
(The last comment prompts Jessica to nod her head in agreement.)
The Visual Prophet: I know Jessica will agree with me on this, but Drake King only thinks about himself. He doesn’t like it when charismatic forces of nature such as myself swoop into the picture and shake things up. Drake is safe. He doesn’t like to take chances. He likes to sit on his glass throne, in his glass house, and throw stones at the rest of us for simply living our best lives! It was nerve racking and unsettling to be around such a negative person all the time. Drake truly drained the life from me on multiple occasions, and it was hard to stick around sometimes. I’m so grateful for my professional demeanor and constant positive attitude. That is why so many people flock to me and want to be part of my inner circle. I love all my Vaniacs and Propheteers. We share the same vision when it comes to my future and the fact I’m going to be the World Heavyweight Champion after Pain for Pride. I could not feel more love and respect heading into Pain for Pride, and that’s something I never experienced from Drake. You would think as best friends and partners that Drake would at least text me back whenever I sent him 17 messages in a row, but this dude never replied to a text message. He wouldn’t even leave me on ‘read’! Drake wasn’t even opening my messages and that’s probably one of the most hurtful things I’ve ever been through. At Pain for Pride, I plan on making Drake feel every ounce of pain he’s dished out to me. Being destroyed at the end of Gateway to Glory is something I’ll never forget and neither will I forget the cold, dead eyes of Drake as he looked down at me. It’s a shame it has to be this way, but Drake, you have brought this on yourself. I could have cashed in on Andrea, or disrupted the drama between Mr. DEDEDE and Jamie O’Hara. I was fine with that because I wanted us to just relax and have some fun.
(Viz sadly shakes his head.)
The Visual Prophet: You ruined it, Drake. You destroyed our happy ending and come Pain for Pride, you’re going to experience what it feels like to be discarded and tossed aside like yesterday’s trash.
(Jessica smiles sweet at the camera and shuts off, throwing the audience into darkness and static as the camera fades to commercial.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring the trainees of the EAW Performance Center holding a protest because their training facilities have been taken over by the veteran roster members for many weeks now. They are getting fat and out of shape unable to train in these conditions with so many bullies chasing them away. #Justice4Noobs)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone in her hand)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen THIS… IS THE MAIN EVENT!!! And it is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
(“I Gave You Power” by Nas plays up as Impact slowly makes his way out to the stage. He’s clearly a bit disgruntled and frustrated but his face is shown with confidence as he begins to make his way down the ramp with a cocky mannerism and head towards the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 240 pounds… HE… IS… IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: I’m sure Impact is filled with disappointment after the last two losses he withstood at the last few FPVs that EAW held. Honestly, I wouldn’t blame him at the end of the day if you think about it. All of them have been in the hands of some sort of cheat or misconception and im sure that’s gotten on the nerves of the EAW Hall of Famer.
Flannery McCoy: And as he said people will continue to say that he lost the skill that he once held. But he’s upholding the statement that no matter that, that if you continue counting him out he’ll come back to bite you. Let’s see if Impact is able to do that tonight shall we?
Jake Mercer: You honestly think that’s possible when the last relevant world title win he had was back in the stone age when he fought the cavemen in a battle royal? Be realistic here out with the old in with the new, I’m just surprised he isn’t extinct yet.
(Impact stops at the ramp for a moment as he looks around before making his way around ringside then up onto the steel steps and making his way into the ring through the apron. He makes his way to the center of the ring as he spreads his arms out with his eyes closed before making his way to his corner and leaning back in it as ‘I Gave You Power’ fades out. ‘Another One Bites The Dust’ by Queen then plays up as The Visual Prophet then makes his way out to the stage. He has a smirk on his face as behind him is Jessica Miller who follows closely behind Viz as she has a look of determination on her face as Viz upholds confidence as he makes his way down to the stage with a strut)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… accompanied by JESSICA MILLER… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 240 pounds… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for The Visual Prophet I’m sure for obvious reasons he’s a happy man. Despite losing the Tag Titles at Grand Rampage, one thing he got out of it was the fact he is cashing in the King of Elite at Pain For Pride for the World Heavyweight Championship that Drake King holds, and he has the champions’ sister! I mean, what else would you want truly?
Flannery McCoy: Another win under his belt possibly. He said he’s weeding out his garden and it starts with Impact and of course, you know where it ends. He would love a win to keep the momentum he holds heading into Pain For Pride and of course, a win over a 9 time World Champion would do a lot for him, and I think he plans to do so tonight.
Jake Mercer: I only have one King of Elite in this business! And his middle name is “Adobe”.
Stew-O & Flannery McCoy: :wtf:
(The Visual Prophet makes his way up the steel steps and onto the apron as he pulls down the ropes with a smirk on his face allowing Jessica Miller to enter the ring before entering after her as he makes his way to the center of the ring and crouches down and spreads his arms out before spinning around and leaning back in his corner as ‘Another One Bites The Dust’ fades out as the Ref quickly signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as our main event for the night is underway! Both Viz and Impact are quickly circling around one another as Impact is slowly moving to the center of the ring and signals for a lockup. Viz looks to be complying as they lock up- BUT VIZ KICKING IMPACT RIGHT IN THE GUT!
Flannery McCoy: Impact stumbling back as Viz keeps that permanent smirk plastered on his face. Impact shaking his head as he quickly runs forward to attack the King of Elite! Viz quickly ducking under as Impact quickly begins to back up and attempt a back elbow to catch him off guard, BUT VIZ PUSHES IT AWAY AS HE TURNS HIM AROUND AND SENDS A BRUTAL CHOP RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF IMPACT!
Jake Mercer: Impact stumbling as he’s forced to drop down to a knee in pain. Viz quickly grabbing Impact by the head as he sends forearms right to him as Impact slowly bringing himself up though as he sends punches right back to Viz. Both of them are absolutely hammering away at each other and to think it’s only the start of the match and both of them want to kill each other!
Stew-O: Well what can I say they were locked in an intense war of words this past week and this all culminates tonight! Impact finally getting the head in this match as Viz is forced to break the back-and-forth and stumble back in pain as Impact quickly runs past him and to the ropes, IMPACT WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE BACK! Viz stumbling forward forcefully as he grabs the ropes as Impact runs right towards him, BUT VIZ WITH A ELBOW RIGHT TO THE FACE OF IMPACT FORCING HIM BACK!
Flannery McCoy: Impact forced to the center of the ring as Viz runs right towards him, BUT IMPACT WITH A DROP TOE HOLD SENDING VIZ FACE DOWN TO THE MAT! Impact quickly lunging forward as he locks in a headlock! But Viz quickly trying to roll to his side and grab a hold of the ropes, AS HE QUICKLY GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE FORCING A ROPE BREAK!
Jake Mercer: Impact utilizing all five seconds of the count the Ref is giving as he lets go and moves back to the center of the ring. Viz grabbing the middle ropes as he pulls himself up, but Impact quickly closing in not giving Viz any time to breathe whatsoever. Impact sending a flurry of kicks and knees right to the gut of Viz as Viz is defenseless!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ QUICKLY THROWING IMPACT OUT OF THE RING TO AVOID ANYMORE DAMAGE AS IMPACT TUMBLES DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA! Viz quickly coming out to the outside as Impact has grabbed our announcers table and began to pull himself up to his feet at the moment, BUT VIZ LEAPING OFF THE APRON AND TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE!
Flannery McCoy: Impact though barely managing to stay up as he collapses against our announcer’s table once more. Viz quickly grabbing him as he grabs Impact by the head and rolling him into the ring as he quickly follows as Impact begins to roll to the center of the ring. Here we go as Viz quickly climbs up to the top rope as he readies himself up-
Jake Mercer: BUT IMPACT QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD AND SHOVING VIZ AS VIZ LOSES BALANCE! Impact quickly grabbing Viz by the head as he lifts him up, IMPACT THROWING HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE AS VIZ IS SLAMMED DOWN TO THE MIDDLE OF THE CANVAS AS IM SURE PAIN AS SHOT RIGHT UP HIM!
Stew-O: Viz rolling around grabbing his back as Impact grabs him by the neck and runs him to the corner, BUT VIZ MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS HE BARELY MANAGES TO SHOVE IMPACT INTO HIS PLACE IN THE CORNER! VIZ SLAMMING FIST RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF IMPACT AS IMPACT IS TRYING HIS BEST TO FIGHT BACK AND FEND VIZ AWAY! Impact managing to shove Viz away as Viz retreats away to the center of the ring, BUT VIZ MANAGES TO RUN FORWARD QUICKLY TAKING IMPACT OFF-GUARD AND SEND A KNEE RIGHT TO THE GUT OF IMPACT!
Flannery McCoy: Impact retreating away from The Visual Prophet as he’s grabbing the ropes and bringing himself away as Viz is sending multiple kicks right to the back of his kneecap trying to stop him right in his tracks, BUT IMPACT GRABBING VIZ BY THE HEAD AND SENDING A SHARP FOREARM STOPPING VIZ’S QUICK ONSLAUGHT ON HIM! Viz stumbling backward yet he’s quickly running forward not letting Impact get to him, BUT IMPACT MANAGING TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS HE THROWS VIZ ONTO THE APRON! Viz is stunned as he tries to pull himself up to his feet and grab the ropes but Impact runs to his left, IMPACT LEAPING OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTING WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK SENDING VIZ TO THE OUTSIDE!
Jake Mercer: Viz quickly grabbing the ropes as he rolls into the ring as Impact runs to the ropes. IMPACT WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE- BUT VIZ PULLING HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING AS HE GRABS IMPACT BY THE LEGS AS HE COMMENCES THE BASEBALL SLIDE AND PULLS HIM OUT AS WELL! Impact caught off guard as Viz quickly grabs him, VIZ SLAMS IMPACT BACK FIRST INTO THE RING POST AS HE ROLLS HIM INTO THE RING!
Stew-O: Impact pulling himself up to his feet in the ring as Viz realizes that and quickly runs at him! IKE TURNER SPECIAL! WAIT! WAIT! HOLY FUCK! IMPACT WITH THE FIST OF FURY! BOTH THE SPINNING BACKFIST FROM VIZ AND THE RIGHT HOOK FROM IMPACT CONNECT AS BOTH OF THEM ARE TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND! HOLY SHIT!
Flannery McCoy: BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN! Both of them are slowly rolling away as they’re beginning to gain consciousness. They’re pulling themselves up slowly as both of them are staring one another down. IMPACT NOT WASTING ANY TIME THOUGH AS HE QUICKLY RUNS TOWARDS VIZ! BUT VIZ QUICKLY MOVING OUT OF THE WAY, ROLL-UP! VIZ OUT OF NOWHERE TRYING TO PLAY IT SMART!
Jake Mercer: IMPACT BARELY POWERING OUT! Impact quickly trying to get to his feet as he doesn’t realize that Viz is ready to do! PROPHET DRIVER! NO! IMPACT MANAGING TO SLIP OUT OF THE WAY AS HE ESCAPES THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Impact quickly turns Viz around as he kicks him right in the gut! BUT VIZ WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! VIZ STUMBLES BACK AS HE QUICKLY RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS IMPACT THOUGH COMPLETELY AIMLESSLY! HOLY SHIT! EVISCERATION! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER OUT OF NOWHERE! VIZ IS TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND AS IMPACT IS TAKING THE OPPORTUNITY RIGHT NOW! THIS IS THE CHANCE THAT IMPACT NEEDS AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER NOW!
Stew-O: HOLY SHIT! JESSICA MILLER PULLING THE REF OUT OF THE RING! BOTH JESSICA AND THE REF ARE ARGUING AS JESSICA MIGHT’VE JUST SAVED VIZ’S CHANCES RIGHT THEN AND THERE! IMPACT IS IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK AS HE LOOKS OVER AT JESSICA! IMPACT IS YELLING NOW AS HE DOESN’T SEE THE IMPENDING DOOM RIGHT BEHIND HIM! THE VISUAL PROPHET IS RISING UP FROM THE EVISCERATION AS HE KNOWS A OPPORTUNITY TO GAIN THE WIN WHEN HE SEES ONE! VIZ QUICKLY GOING FORWARD AS HE TURNS IMPACT AROUND AS I’M SURE IMPACT IS CLUELESS!
Flannery McCoy: KISS TO THE HEAD! BULL HAMMER ELBOW STRIKE SENDS IMPACT DOWN TO THE GROUND! NOT LIKE THIS! THE REF SEES THIS AS THE REF ROLLS INTO THE RING AND BEGINS TO COUNT AS VIZ IS GOING FOR THE PIN! BELIEVE IT OR NOT, JESSICA MIGHT’VE JUST HELPED VIZ TO THE WIN RIGHT HERE!
Jake Mercer: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! IMPACT HAS HIS LEFT FOOT PROPPED ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE AS THE REF SEES THAT! ROPE BREAK IS FORCED AS VIZ IS LEFT IN SHOCK! HE SITS UP AS HE SLAMS THE MAT MULTIPLE TIMES AS I’M SURE EVERYONE EVEN CONSCIOUS IS IN SHOCK THAT IMPACT HAS MANAGED TO MUSTER OUT THE STRENGTH TO ESCAPE!
Stew-O: Impact is slowly trying to reach his arms out but Viz is quickly up to his feet as he grabs the arm of Impact and pulls him up to his feet. Impact trying to land some forearms and send him back and of course, gain some distance from the King of Elite. BUT VIZ WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT STOPPING HIM RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS! Viz is still a bit disgruntled but I’m sure he doesn’t want that to infest him at the moment.
Flannery McCoy: Viz sending him down to a sitting position as he rains down fist right on his backs! Impact forced down as he sits down and grabs his head as this allows Viz to run to the ropes and back leaving Impact completely confused but he doesn’t see it, VIZ WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF IMPACT- BUT IMPACT MANAGES TO GRAB ONTO THE HEAD! Impact quickly pulling himself up to his feet as Viz is trying to hop around and escape, BUT IMPACT WITH A DRAGON SCREW TAKING VIZ DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: Impact with some sort of burst of energy as he quickly runs towards Viz as he’s down on the ground and leaps off the ropes! FLIGHT SIGHTS! NO! VIZ MOVING OUT OF THE WAY NO ONE HOME AS IMPACT MISSES THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! VIZ SLIDES UP TO HIS FEET AS HE RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS IMPACT, VIZ WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE- BUT IMPACT BARELY MANAGING TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AS HE ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AND SWIPES VIZ’S FEET SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Impact quickly rolling into the ring and pulling Viz in not wasting any time in his doings as this could be the chance he needs! THE HAIL MARY! FULL NELSON FACEBUSTER CONNECTS ONTO VIZ! IMPACT WITH QUICKNESS SENDING VIZ DOWN TO THE GROUND AS HE ROLLS AROUND IN PAIN! It seems Impact isn’t done here as he falls into the corner, COULD WE BE SEEING ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT A COUP DE GRACE IN THIS MATCH HERE?! IMPACT RUNNING RIGHT FORWARD AT VIZ, EVISCERATION-
Flannery McCoy: SPINEBUSTER! VIZ OUT OF NOWHERE CATCHING IMPACT AS HE SLAMS HIM RIGHT DOWN ONTO THE GROUND! VIZ SEES THE OPPORTUNITY AS HE PULLS IMPACT RIGHT UP TO HIS FEET AND GRABS HIM! VDT! REVERSE STO INTO A TWISTING DDT CONNECTS AS IMPACT IS TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND! MY GOD!
Jake Mercer: JESSICA MILLER AT RINGSIDE RIGHT NOW IS BOUNCING OFF HER FEET AS VIZ IS QUICKLY CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE! THIS MIGHT BE THE END! THE FINISH! HE STEADIES HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET AS IMPACT IS DOWN ON THE GROUND IN PAIN! HE LEAPS! BOW TO THE HEART!
Stew-O: NOT! JUST! YET! IMPACT ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY OF THE DIVING ELBOW DROP JUST BARELY! BOTH OF THEM ARE UP TO THEIR FEET AS VIZ STUMBLES UP AND IMPACT BOOSTS HIMSELF FORWARD AND RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS VIZ TAKING THE OPPORTUNITY!
Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT! KISS TO THE HEAD! BULL HAMMER ELBOW STRIKE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF IMPACT SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! THIS IS THE TIME! VIZ COULD POSSIBLY GET A BIG WIN HERE OVER A 9 TIME WORLD CHAMPION AS VIZ GOES FOR THE PIN!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! DRAKE KING! DRAKE KING BREAKS UP THE PIN AS THE REF IS FORCED TO SIGNAL FOR THE BELL! Impact sitting up in confusion as he sees Drake attack The Visual Prophet, BUT DRAKE QUICKLY BRINGING IMPACT UP! UNTIL DAWN! IMPACT TAKEN DOWN WITH THE JUMPING CUTTER!
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen this match… is a NO CONTEST!
(Viz’s eyes flicker open as he looks up at his former tag team partner. Drake King slowly begins to close in on Viz as before you know it he quickly grabs Viz by the head and pulls him up)
Stew-O: PRELUDE TO DESTRUCTION! PEDIGREE CONNECTS ONTO VIZ SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S DONE AS HE LOOKS TO TAKE VIZ DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL AND SEND A MESSAGE TO HIM-
(Suddenly Drake King stops right in his tracks. Jessica Miller has burst into the ring and lept right on top of Viz. Drake has his eyes widened as he sees the predicament he’s in. He steps back a few minutes but not before anything else could happen)
Flannery McCoy: VIZ HAS BOOSTED UP ONTO HIS FEET AND RAN PAST JESSICA AS DRAKE IS CLUELESS! KISS TO THE HEAD! BULL HAMMER ELBOW STRIKE TAKES DRAKE DOWN TO THE GROUND ABSOLUTELY OUT OF NOWHERE! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS DOWN!
(Jessica Miller has pulled herself up to her feet as she looks at The Visual Prophet with a smirk. Viz crouches down and brandishes his King of Elite crown for a moment before pulling himself up to his feet and allowing Jessica to raise his hand in victory as Viz looks back down at Viz with a smirk before looking up as they stand over Drake King, and the camera fades to black)
(EAW logo buzzes.)