(EAW intro plays.)

(The camera cuts to a highlight reel of all of Dynasty’s matches at Grand Rampage. The recap would actually start off backstage, as Albert Hitchman tells Andre Walker to consider joining forces with him. After this, the recap would show Andre’s match against Lisa Wren for the New Breed Championship, where Andre would once again retain his title. Next, backstage Harper Lee would antagonize Sierra Bradford as she continues to try and justify her betrayal, and as Sierra tries to argue back Harper reveals that Ximena Velasquez has joined forces with her, standing side by side with her new ally as Sierra has no choice but to back away. Next, the recap would show Xander Payne’s match against Charlie Marr for the World Heavyweight Championship, and despite Veena Adams being at ringside Xander would retain. After this Mr. DEDEDE makes it clear that he plans to call the PURE Championship match between Maxwell and Adam Lucas straight down the middle, and in said Championship match Adam Lucas would retain before being attacked by the chairman himself. Backstage, an angry Veena Adams would announce that Andre Walker will defend his New Breed Championship against eight or nine other competitors in a gauntlet match at Battle of Egypt. After this, Veena Adams would face Darcy May Morgan for her Universal Women’s Championship, but she’d come up short. Finally, the Grand Rampage match. This was an extremely competitive match with standout performances by the likes of Jake Smith, Limmy Monaghan and more, but in the end Impact would stand alone against New Eden in the final four. After sacrifices from both Myles and Minerva, Drake King would eliminate Impact to win the Grand Rampage match.)

(As the camera fades to the World 1 Theatre, the virtual crowd begins cheering heavily. Dynasty’s theme music begins to play as the camera pans around the building and shows off tons of virtual fans, before finally fading to the commentary area where Stew-O, Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer are seated.)

Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen… Welcome back to Dynasty!

Jake Mercer: LIVE FROM THE IMPACT ZONE :blessed:!!!!

Flannery McCoy: We’re back after an incredible Grand Rampage show, and… Where do I even begin? All of the matches that night were amazing, but I still can’t get over the actual Grand Rampage match.

Stew-O: I can’t believe we actually got to see Generation Genesis stand in the same ring together.

Jake Mercer: And we nearly saw Impact win the Grand Rampage match, but the odds just weren’t in his favor :mjcry:.

Flannery McCoy: That’s right. In the end Impact was the final member of Dynasty remaining in the Grand Rampage and even managed to outlast both Myles and Minerva making it to the final two, but in the end the numbers game was just too much for himx 

(‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti ft Kid Cudi blares throughout the arena as Impact walks out on the stage glaring around the arena. The glare turns into a smirk, as he struts down the ramp to the ring.) 

Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentleman please welcome to the ring.. Impact! 

Jake Mercer: Is this God? Is this what God looks like? I’m getting overwhelmed, I just feel all these emotions.. My eyes, they are filled with tears. What a beautiful sight, do we stan? I think so; I couldn’t think of a better representation of what Dynasty has to offer. What’s going on in my pants? I’m confused. 

Stew-O: So anyway, Impact had an amazing performance at Grand Rampage; one for the ages. He was one of the biggest bright spots for Dynasty, but unfortunately he wasn’t able to prevail against New Eden’s Drake King. But I must say it is incredible that he was able to go for that long at his age. Let’s not take anything away from him; he did incredible. Whatever he has to say, I’m sure it will be worth listening to, and we owe him as much to give him that. 

Flannery McCoy: That’s right, Impact represented Dynasty well, I’m eager to hear what he has to say. I don’t think I would take it as far as Jake over there; but I’m sure he will give us some insightful dialgoue on what we can expect from the future. 

(Impact grabs the microphone and paces around the ring for a little building the anticipation. He stops in the middle of the ring and slowly lifts his eyes toward the camera, before speaking slowly.) 

Impact: 3 vs. 1.. Shot with a nail gun.. Impact took on New Eden all by himself, took all that they had, and by one clinging hand, Drake King was able to escape. I put Dynasty on my back, and I showed that I was the only hope that we had at winning. If it weren’t for me Dynasty would have been an utter embarrassment. But even after being shot, and having to deal with a 3 on 1 assault, it came down to two men, and nothing but luck. I proved without a shadow of a doubt that not only Impact still has it, that he is the premier talent in EAW. I am the cornerstone of this brand, and I can still bring the very best to the table. No one here can hang with me, I am the standard bearer in this company after all these years, because I am not only a generational talent; but the all time greatest of all time. With the acronym “GOAT” being thrown around so haphazardly it has become nothing more than a nickname. You’re looking at someone that isn’t just a gimmick GOAT, but the honest to God real deal. My value to this company can’t be put into words, and it can’t be fairly compensated. For all the hard years, to come out at Grand Rampage and put on the clinic that I put on; I’m surprised that StarrStan didn’t bang down my door in order to properly compensate. Now did I win Grand Rampage? No; but any mortal man that was put in the situation that I was put in would’ve crumbled far before I came up short. Had it not been for the bullshit that New Eden pulled, having Minerva meddling in the match even after being eliminated; I was put in a no win situation, and I still almost won. It took all 3 of them, and a bunch of sacrificing, cheating just to escape within an inch of their life. Drake at the end of the match walked out the “winner” but everyone knows that the real winner was me. Drake might’ve left that ring with his arm raised, but I came out of that match looking like the victor. And there is no one in the back, no one sitting at home that can dispute that. When you need an army just to stay standing, looking as one of the weakest “winners” in Grand Rampage history, you didn’t really accomplish anything at all. I’m the guy who had the performance of the night, and I’m the guy who should be walking into Pain For Pride as the #1 contender to the World Heavyweight Championship. So StarrStan, Veena Adams.. I don’t care which one of you it is, but come down to this ring, right this instant, and give me my rightful spot at Pain For Pride. 

(2nd Sucks by A Day To Remember quickly comes on, and StarrStan briskly walks to the ring with purpose. He gets in the ring, and hurriedly gets to a microphone in order to discuss some things with Impact) 

StarrStan: Impact, you came out here and spoke your truth. I have nothing but respect for you, and what you were able to accomplish at Grand Rampage. You made not only myself, but the entire brand of Dynasty proud. We saw your efforts at Grand Rampage, and honestly we were in awe. I have nothing but respect for you; and what you have done for the brand. So congratulations to you, it is an honor to call myself your GM.. 

Impact: Stop kissing my ass, and just announce me the number 1 contender at PFP.. What are you waiting for? 

(StarrStan hesitates a little before continuing) 

StarrStan: Well.. You see– It’s just that. Uh, how do I put this? We think the world of you Impact, for everything you’ve been able to do during your entire career; one of the most decorated Elitists that EAW has ever seen. The mere fact that you’re still capable of doing what you’ve been able to do over these years til this day, is beyond unbelievable. But uh.. We already have a match set to determine who competes for the World Heavyweight Championship at Pain For Pride. See it’s become tradition to have the No Way Out match, and we’re going to go with the plan already set. 

(Impact gets in Starrs face, and grabs him by the collar. Impacts face is getting beat red, he is absolutely livid. Impact forces Starr to the ground, but before he gets the chance to do anything, “Bad Guy” by Morrisson starts playing, and Impact glares at the entrance ramp, as Charlie Marr makes his way into the ring) 

Charlie Marr: Tsk tsk.. Impact is this the way you behave when you don’t get your way? You have a Mickey Mouse path to the final 2, and you think you accomplished something? Not everyone even got a chance to get in the position that you did. See if I was in Grand Rampage, you wouldn’t have even had a chance to have a standout performance in the Grand Rampage match. See I was too busy actually challenging for the World Heavyweight Championship, and I didn’t have time to compete in the Rampage match. Which is lucky for you, and lucky for New Eden, because had I been in that match? I would’ve beat New Eden by myself, instead of coming up short, like you did. Quite honestly I don’t know why these people are praising you for being a loser. What do we have to be proud of? You lost, that’s the end of the story. You should get to the back of the line, because you had your chance; and I didn’t. I didn’t have my shot at Grand Rampage; and honestly it makes me sick to my stomach that Dynasty would put me in such a shitty position. It’s clear to me that they don’t appreciate me or what I do for this brand. 

(Impact lets go of Starr, and turns his attention to Charlie) 

Impact: You weren’t in the Grand Rampage match because you were too busy losing to Xander.. 

Charlie Marr: You think that was a fair fight? I fully expected that match to go on last, because of how many eyes it would bring to the FPV. You see Impact, as the star of Dynasty, and not a meaningless bench player such as yourself; I deserve to go on last every single night. Why would I have thought that this night would go any different? I wasn’t properly stretched, I wasn’t able to get mentally prepared, and that’s the truth. It was a screw job pure and simple. But thankfully we can put that little blunder behind us, because the wonderful Veena Adams has already placed me into the No Way Out match. I will be competing for the World Heavyweight Championship number 1 contender spot, and I will be winning that match, going onto PFP. 

(StarrStan gets a confused look on his face, shocked by what he’s hearing. “Tougher Colder Killer” by El-P, Killer Mike, and Despot starts playing and LC makes his way down to the ring ) 

Lethal Consequences: Look, as the only one that has actually be World Heavyweight Champion within a timeframe that people remember, I am determined to be World Champion yet again. I am going to end this season on a high note, that everyone can celebrate. I should never have lost the title in the first place, and I will be damned if we have a World Championship match at PFP with Xander Payne, not have LC in the mix. See I already have the edge on old fatboy; I’ve already faced him, and sure he got the better of me; but I won’t make the same mistake twice. I’m someone that can pivot, and make sure that I wind up on top. People are out here talking like Impact is the only one that has been at the top of the game for a decade UH UH! LC has been here too, busting his ass, and grinding like no one else. I don’t give a damn about Impact losing in Grand Rampage; I don’t give a damn about Charlie Marr losing another World Championship match. It’s LC’s time to be recognized for his efforts. Let’s not forget about what I’ve done for this brand: I’m the one that brought the eyeballs to Dyansty. You two are trying to talk up what you’re going to do, but let’s not act like I haven’t already done it. Both of you had your chances, you both had your time in the sun, and it’s over. I am determined, I am the one that is going to go to PFP, become World Heavyweight Champion, and there ain’t a damn thing you marginal talented fuckers can do about it. 

Charlie Marr: You were World Heavyweight Champion this year? 

Lethal Consequences: Yeah

Charlie Marr: When? 

Lethal Consequences: This year..

Charlie Marr: Oh really? 

Lethal Consequences: Yeah.. 

Charlie Marr: Shit reign, don’t remember. 

(“Invincible” by POP Smoke blares through the speakers as Chris Elite walks down the ring presenting his GAWD Contract the entire way down the ramp, and puts it right into the face of StarrStan) 

Chris Elite: All y’all are fucking dick gobblers, shut the fuck up. LC you a bald bitch, and you ain’t get no pussy even when you was World Champion. Charlie Marr you a bald bitch, and the only pussy you got was paid for. Impact, you unshelled Mr. Krabs lookin ass. I got my GAWD Contract, and I’m about to bust all y’all asses.. Pause. I’m done with all the bullshit dick eating, y’all gonna say whatever the fuck you want to; and it’s gonna sound the exact same every time. No one has new material, so I’m just gonna sit here, and have all the same damn rebuttals like usual, because you unoriginal fucks ain’t got nothing new to say. It don’t matter, cuz i’m in this bitch, and I’m bout to become World Heavyweight Champion again. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you.. 

StarrStan: Hey what did I do?? You can’t talk to me like that, I’m your boss.

Chris Elite: You a bald bitch too caucasion. 

Impact: You’re just like that annoying gnat that won’t go away aren’t you? No actual meaning to you, no actual reason for you to exist, and yet you persist. Can barely see you, but you’re always there. Bringing nonexistent points to the argument such as.. “You’re bald” as if you aren’t in the same position as everyone else in this ring.. Besides me of course. But I will say there is an oddly large amount of bald men in this ring right now.. Strange how terrible everyone’s genetics seem to be. 

Chris Elite: Fuck you Impact, I’m not bald, I could grow my hair out if I want. But I look sexy as fuck like this, it’s a style, which is something you would never know. Looking like Grandma Gertrude out here with your dumbass scarves and shit. I should slap the shit out of you right now, disrespecting me like that. Let’s not forget that last year, I beat your ass at PFP, and you don’t think Imma do that shit again? Fuck outta here. 

Impact: You pinned Cage, let’s not act like you did anything to me. 

Chris Elite: yeah yea, make you bitch ass excuses knowing full well you got your ass beat. Don’t worry, now that I’m in this NWO match, I’ll just whoop your ass again, and make sure you don’t even get to PFP this time.. 

(“Morning Glory” by Oasis plays as Jake Smith and Limmy Monaghan and the other members of Insurgency walk down to the ring and stand across the ring from the other 4 men as StarrStan stand in the middle looking panicked.) 

Chris Elite: I can taste the Covid in this ring.. 

Jake Smith: Funny jokes all around guys! But now that jokes are over.. 

Charlie Marr: No, I actually think the jokes just made it’s way to the ring.. 

Limmy Monaghan: Humor is a funny thing isn’t it? 

Lethal Consequences: That is the point of jokes? Yeah? 

Jake Smith: Enough.. 

Chris Elite: Or what? You’ll storm the Capital building again? 

Jake Smith: WE WERE THE STANDOUTS OF THE GRAND RAMPAGE MATCH.. Limmy and I were both a part of the final 10. With I, Jake Smith not only being there, but eliminating last years winner. While the likes of you Impact, and you LC couldn’t even eliminate an old, decrepit, waste of a Rampage entry, Ronn Banks, and a big who cares reunion of Generation Genesis to secure a victory. The only people that should be compensated for their efforts is Insurgency. We are the most dominant team not only on Dynasty, but in all of EAW. You know I look around this ring, and I see all these old bald men.. Like an odd amount of bald men.. And all I see is the past. I see rigamortis, I see what this company used to represent. Altogether the amount of ring experience can be counted up and how many years would we come to? 50 years? People are tired of seeing the same exact thing over and over again. Ex World Champions still trying to chase that glory. How many times do we have to see Impact slither his fat body into a pair of tights, and wrestle for a World Championship? How many times do we have to see LC, and Chris Elite attempt to be Main Event material. Guess what you two, it’s not working. And Charlie I know that you aren’t as experienced as the others, but you look older than all 3 of them; and when you actually were World Champion, it had nothing to do with your talent. So of course it’s apropos that you have to use yet another Woman to get what you wanted. Because once you were on your own here on Dynasty, you withered and died. Only when Veena came to your rescue were you able to get back to the World Championship. Every single one of you, fell from grace after being World Champion, and none of you have been able to recapture what you once had. 

Lethal Consequences: What the hell? I was World Champion a few months ago!

Jake Smith: And it was a terrible experience for everyone involved as the ratings sank to oblivion, so shut your mouth. 

Limmy Monaghan: All of you are unreliable. All of you are fair weather wrestlers that disappear when it gets hard. 

Chris Elite: Fuck are you on about? I never left.. 

Limmy Monaghan: Really? Could’ve fooled me by the lack of screen presence you’ve had since losing the World Championship all those years ago. The point still stands that all of you have been utter ghosts of your former selves, and don’t deserve to get a spot at the top. Nobody knows what to expect from any of you anymore. Some of you.. Or one of you were once a dominant force, that we knew what to expect when they came out to the ring. Impact you used to be the man around here, dealing out five star match, after five star match, but that just isn’t the case anymore. You can point to our performance at Grand Rampage as your big ace in the hole as to why you think you still have it, but it just proves my point more. You’re hot and cold. You can go months without being heard of, but then when people forget about you, you decide that you’re going to try again. Why should EAW reward behaviour of someone that doesn’t care for half the year? It’s PFP season, which means it’s try hard season. The people that have had absolutely no Impact, pun intended, throughout the year come out of the weeds to say hey, I want what I deserve. But the problem is you don’t deserve anything; because you never tried. Insurgency has been busting their asses the entire season, not just when it was convenient to them. We put this company on our back, and deserve the compensation for that. As the former PURE Champion, the guy that actually made that title worth damn after everyone before me tried their best efforts to bury the damn title, I think I deserve the next step. I think Insurgency deserves the next step. Jake Smith 2x former PURE Champion. Limmy Monaghan former PURE Champion. EAW pushes the narrative that if you continue to stay consistent that you will find yourself in the position you deserve. Well Insurgency is done waiting around while the ghosts of EAW past continue to get by on what they’ve done 5 years ago. We’re done waiting around watching as EAW businessmen HOPE to capture lightning in a bottle with former stars. HOPING that they get back to the form of their former selves, while being shocked when it doesn’t happen, again, and again, and again, and again. We are the future stars, and we quite frankly, are the current stars just waiting to burst out. 

Jake Smith: None of you are worth the spot at PFP, because none of you are trustworthy for that spot. PFP Main Event is a lot of weight to carry; and none of you are strong enough for that. You have all proven to be who you are; fairweather wrestlers, that aren’t willing to put on your best performances when it matters most. None of you have the hunger anymore, not the type that keeps you up and night, not the type of hunger that puts you in the gym at all hours of the night just trying to get your shot. I look around the ring, and none of your shticks hit the same. It’s been the same assembly line dialogue that has been put on repeat again and again. The originality that you once had, has been lost, because you have gotten to a point that you feel that it is unnecessary to be original. You come out here and “say the line” that the people want to hear. You get your little cheers, and move on. You don’t want to do the work anymore, you don’t want to do anything new, or interesting. It’s just status quo for the likes of you; and it’s up to what day of the week is to even see if you want to even give that baseline effort. All of your time is winding down, while our time is just getting started, and that’s why Limmy and I are going to be a part of the No Way Out match.. 

Charlie Marr: At least we’re capable of getting fans reactions when we come out.. See the thing is, new guys such as yourself.. Though Jake I hardly consider you new, you have failed to actually be noticed for so long. But the problem with guys like you; you think that just because people have been in the position that they’ve been in for long, they should be replaced. But why? Why would someone that has brought so much eyes to the company, so much money to the compay be replaced? The assholes that watch this program want familiarity, unless they’re wow’d. It’s hard to break into the normalcy of people’s lives; and it takes someone special to become the norm. The reason that you have found it so hard to get to the main event scene, is because there’s nothing special about either one of you. You made this group at the same time New Eden came to fruition, a group that has taken Voltage by storm. Just can’t help yourself but copy Drake huh Jake? See the thing is, while New Eden makes statements every week, and actually became dominant in the Grand Rampage match, you have failed to make marginal impact on Dynasty. The last FPV, not Grand Rampage, Reckless Wiring.. Insurgency lost every single match that they had. You want to complain about how others are being given opportunity after opportunity.. Well none of you have been capable of actually capitalizing on any opportunity that you’ve had. 

(Impact cuts Charlie off) 

Impact: You know Charlie is right, but he’s not the one that should be delivering this message seeing as he is similar to you guys. Charlie you haven’t been able to capitalize on any opportunity you have had in a long time either, so shut your mouth, and let me talk. Reckless Wiring, the last stand alone Dynasty FPV, Limmy you lost your title to Adam Lucas, and Jake coincidentally enough you lost to DDD. This war on people that you see in the limelight “too often” is pointless. The reason that people are continuously in the limelight is because they deserve it. You may see us as people that have “hot and cold” careers is because we’ve done this for a long span of time. No one has won 100% of their matches, and you found that out real quick against DDD. So maybe it isn’t that others should just get out of your way; maybe it’s the fact that you just aren’t good enough to knock them off their pedestal. You evaluate yourself in high esteem, of course you do, why wouldn’t you? You’ve had some success. But there is a huge difference between the level of success that you’ve had; and sustained success that I’ve had. It’s easy to say what  you will do; it’s another thing to actually prove it on a week to week basis for a decade plus. So stop complaining about people that have actually had the success you claim that you will have; and actually go out and prove it. And with that being said.. I don’t even think you can. 

Jake Smith: We’ll see about that.. Starr.. Make it official. NOW! 

(StarrStan looks around the ring at every Elitist) 

StarrStan: Whatever fuck it.. At Battle of Egypt ll IT WILL BE LETHAL CONSEQUENCES VS. CHRIS ELITE VS. CHARLIE MARR VS. LIMMY MONAGHAN VS. JAKE SMITH VS. IMPACT IN A NO WAY OUT MATCH TO DETERMINE THE NUMBER 1 CONTENDER AT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP AT PAIN FOR PRIDE.. Now get out of my ring, so I can take some Tylenol for the massive migraine you all just gave me… 

Stew-O: WOW MAJOR NEWS! 

Flannery: This is a star studded match that will most definitely be one hell of a match! I can’t wait! 

Jake Mercer: I don’t know who will come out on top, but if I had a bet for the match.. Which I most definitely will.. I would think that.. I WOULD PUT MONEY ON ALL OF THEM! HAHA I’LL WIN FOR SURE! 

(All the contestants in the No Way Out match stare each other down as we go to commercial break) 

(Dynasty fades into a promotional ad for Battle of Egypt II, featuring all six competitors in Dynasty’s No Way Out match for number one contendership for the World Heavyweight Championship.)

(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Stephie Love: Introducing first…

(“Pretty Boy Swag” by Soulja Boy hits!!!)

Stephie Love: Introducing first from Atherton, California weighing in at 205 pounds he is the “Rich Pretty Boy” JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNY AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Jonny Airhart comes out to the ring looking rich and with much swag.)

Flannery McCoy: Jonny Airhart talked his usual trash this week about having to face a car opponent and showed all kinds of disrespect to the returning MITSUBACHI.

Jake Mercer: He deserves it because he took a short break from wrestling in my opinion. If you aren’t wrestling 24/7 365 days of the year you are a bad person.

Stew-O: MITSUBACHI may have just needed to take some time and now he is back to be better than ever! Don’t be so quick to judge it as a sign of weakness!

(‘il vento d’oro’ by Yugo Kanno hits!!!)

Jake Mercer: Hikari Kanno better.

Stephie Love: And his opponent from Sōka, Saitama, Japan he is “The Reborn” MITSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(MITSUBACHI comes out to a loud reaction as he makes his return after a long absence to the EAW ring.)

Flannery McCoy: Bachi is byke! :blessed:

Jake Mercer: However, he feels disrespected by having to face Jonny Airhart? He should be honored! Jonny is a legend in the making!

Stew-O: You may be right Jake and we will see if Jonny can give MITSUBACHI a real challenge here tonight!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: We are underway as both men circle around the ring preparing to lock up. Jonny Airhart backed up a big into the corner as MITSUBACHI slowly advances on his opponent. MITSUBACHI feeling this return as Airhart isn’t sure what to expect as MITSUBACHI looks to be in impressive physical condition here tonight. But Airhart not backing down! Airhart charges in wildly with a Clothesline! But MITSUBACHI catches him and takes him down with a Spinebuster as both men begin throwing fists at each other on the mat. MITSUBACHI rolls onto the back of Airhart slamming forearms into the back of his skull repeatedly and aggressively as Airhart desperately struggles to get to the ropes. The referee forces the break as Airhart escapes under the bottom rope to the outside to catch his breath.

Stew-O: Jonny Airhart paces around outside the ring for a minute planning his return to bring the fight to MITSUBACHI. Airhart cautiously makes his way up to the apron as MITSUBACHI doesn’t even attack him just letting his opponent get back into the ring. They go to lock up in the middle of the ring… and Airhart connects with a Snap DDT out of nowhere! Both men back up as Airhart goes for a Stinger Splash in the corner! But MITSUBACHI moves out of the way! Airhart bounces off the turnbuckle pads as MITSUBACHI catches Airhart with a Twisting Neckbreaker dropping his opponent in the middle of the ring. Airhart back up as both men collide in the ring taking each other out with Clotheslines! Both men down as they get back up to face off once again.

Jake Mercer: MITSUBACHI takes down Jonny Airhart with a Running Axe Handle! Airhart pulls himself up in the corner but MITSUBACHI hits him with a Running Splash into the corner! Airhart is reeling as he pulls himself back up and MITSUBACHI catches him with a Lou Thesz Press dropping him to the mat as he unloads with punches until Airhart is able to throw his opponent off him. But MITSUBACHI continues the attack as he stomps on Airhart several times and hits a leaping Elbow Drop! The cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Kickout! Jonny Airhart staying in this thing showing his competitive side here tonight as a simple Elbow Drop will obviously not be enough to put his opponent away! MITSUBACHI looking winded already in this match possibly feeling that ring rust as he slowly gets back up pulling Airhart back up with him. Hard kick to the gut drops Airhart to his knees! MITSUBACHI comes running in! Running Knee Strike to the head! No! Airhart lifts MITSUBACHI up onto his shoulders! But MITSUBACHI fighting back with punches to the head! No! MITSUBACHI falls down behind Airhart for the Sunset Flip out of nowhere! The referee lunges into the count!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Kickout with authority by Jonny Airhart who rolls out of the Sunset Flip immediately back up to his feet as MITSUBACHI pulls himself up in the corner. Airhart charges in! Running Shoulder Thrust! But MITSUBACHI moves out of the way! Airhart with his shoulder right into the turnbuckle badding as MITSUBACHI runs towards Airhart… RUNNING ENZIUIGIRI!!! NO! Airhart catches MITSUBACHI by the leg and slams it down onto the mat! MITSUBACHI bounces off the mat as Airhart grabs him and pulls him up slamming him hard into the ring ropes as MITSUBACHI bounces off! AIRHART TAKES DOWN MITSUBACHI WITH THE DOUBLE HAMMERLOCK INVERTED BACK TO BELLY MAT SLAM! THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Jake Mercer: Kickout by MITSUBACHI as Jonny Airhart nearly ended MITSUBACHI’s return early here tonight! Both men now lying on the mat in pain as they have certainly felt the harsh brutality of this match thus far. But MITSUBACHI not ready to give in just yet! Both men up as Jonny Airhart charges in to the corner… but MITSUBACHI gets the boot up! No! Airhart catches the boot! He twists MITSUBACHI to the ground as he slams the leg of Airhart to the ground! And then he drives the knee into the leg of MITSUBACHI! And he drives it in again! Doing the damage to MITSUBACHI’s knee here tonight! But MITSUBACHI is fighting back. Hard punches to the head as MITSUBACHI kicks Airhart away! Airhart staggers back… and the leg sweep from MITSUBACHI knocks Airhart down! MITSUBACHI with a Guillotine Leg Drop across the back of the neck of Airhart as he goes into the cover!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Flannery McCoy: Kickout! That was a close call! Both men beaten and bruised as they slowly get back up to their feet showing the wear and tear of the many repetitive pinfalls in the row. But MITSUBACHI hopping back up on his feet as he grabs Jonny Airhart from behind! Going for the Backstabber! But Airhart grabs the ropes! He hits the elbow strike to the head of MITSUBACHI From behind knocking him down to the mat falling across the ring. MITSUBACHI back up as he grabs Airhart from behind leaping up onto his back in the Sleeper Hold. Airhart fading as he tries to reach the ropes but he might be done for! The lights going out in the life of Airhart! He is fading and falling down to the amt as his arm reaching towards the ropes begins to fall! He falls to his knees as MITSUBACHI is choking the life out of his opponent! But Airhart still staying up on his knees! He is really trying to stay in this and survive here!

Stew-O: Jonny Airhart powers up to his feet with MITSUBACHI still in the Sleeper Hold! He charges forward towards the corner! MITSUBACHI goes head first into the turnbuckle paddings! RIP IN PEACE! What a collision! This is Airhart’s chance! He grabs MITSUBACHI… THE CASH MAKER! IT CONNECTS THE COVER!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: NO! MITSUBACHI SOMEHOW KICKS OUT! JONNY AIRHART CANNOT BELIEVE IT! Jonny Airhart wondering what it will take to put MITSUBACHI away as he grabs him by the hair yanking him up gritting his teeth in anger. He grabs him as he goes for it once again… THE CASH MAKER!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO! MITSUBACHI COUNTERS WITH A SNAP DDT!!! Jonny Airhart is down as MITSUBACHI PULLS HIMSELF IN THE CORNER… MITSUBACHI CHARGES IN!!!

Stew-O: TYRANT REVENGE!!!! CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner… MITSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(‘il vento d’oro’ by Yugo Kanno hits!!!)

Flannery McCoy: He did it! MITSUBACHI with a successful return to Dynasty here tonight! And there are only further good things to come!

Jake Mercer: But he’s not rich! He’s not pretty! He doesn’t have swag! How can this man defeat Jonny Airhart?

Stew-O: Well while Jake figures that out Jonny Airhart is going to have to head to the back and figure that out himself. But he put on an incredible performance as well. Came so close but just fell an inch away from the finish line! If this was a different night I definitely think Jonny Airhart would have walked away victorious! But the will to win his return propelled MITSUBACHI to the victory!

(The camera cuts to a commercial inviting all colonized peoples to join Black Hammer and move to Hammer City. Colonizers are welcome to join via their Reparations Corps as well <3.)

(Dynasty fades to StarrStan in his personal office, talking business on his phone with who we can only assume is an EAW official. Dynasty’s General Manager has quite a pleased look on his face, but he can’t get the call over it as a knock on his door is heard.)

StarrStan: Alright, I’ll call you later…

(Starr closes the call as he puts his phone on his desk and then proceeds to call the person at the door in.)

StarrStan: Come on right in!

(The door is opened as the camera pans over to Dray Fontana, who returned last week in the Grand Rampage match The Prince is dressed in a casual white shirt, a pair of jeans and a black leather with a Nike pair on. Dray walks in the office as the camera pans to a clearly pleased StarrStan who has a bright smile on his face as he gets up from his desk and shakes Dray’s hand.)

Dray Fontana: It’s been a while.

StarrStan: It truly has. Dynasty has been missing you and frankly, we’ve been suffering a bit without your presence.

Dray Fontana: Yeah, I noticed that, I mean, Xander Payne is World Hea–

StarrStan: :whoa: 

Dray Fontana: But yeah, Starr, I see that you had 2 returning elitists on this card, and was frankly disappointed to not see myself in a match. :mjpls:

StarrStan: There’s no need to worry because I will look forward to seeing you in action NEXT WEEK!!

Dray Fontana: :notbad:

StarrStan: I expect nothing but the same Dray Fontana that we’ve seen almost break the record for the longest-reigning PURE Champion, the same Dray Fontana that fought valiantly against the legendary Lethal Consequences at King of Elite for the World Heavyweight Championship, and even better!

Dray Fontana: Expect even better. Well, Starr, it was great catching up with you, but I have some business to attend you, so I’ll see you next week even better than I left.

(Dray starts walking out but is quickly interrupted by Veena Adams in her ring attire with a jacket on as she has a match later on tonight. Veena barges in the office, bumping shoulders with him. Dray seems unphased by that and pretty unbothered as whatever Veena wants to do isn’t his business and he just walks out of the office as StarrStan’s face goes from a smile to an absolute look of horror because he has to once again deal with Veena Adams when he’s had such a good day so far.)

Veena Adams: Look who suddenly cares about doing his fucking job after being called out on it.

StarrStan: Excuse me?

Veena Adams: You heard me damn well you useless bitch.

StarrStan: I’m the one who’s useless? If it wasn’t for me you would’ve already fired 75% of your roster!

Veena Adams: Well it’s not my fucking fault you decided to draft all the garbage this company has last summer! I’m doing the whole world a fucking good by getting rid of all these pieces of trash that the world thinks they’re good for some reason.

StarrStan: Veena, you have literally fired former World Champions and a newbie with a ton of potential–

Veena Adams: AND I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT! Slutrena Bennett deserved to be fired, Riley McCunt deserved to be fired, and so is the case for everyone else. I’m literally doing what’s best for this company and this damn brand and you keep acting like I’m the one making bad decisions when Dynasty’s New Breed and PURE Championship matches were the most boring matches of all time. The match that I booked, my amazing Charlie Marr literally carried that fatass Xander Payne to a good match, but all you did was put together piss breaks! The only good part about Adam Lucas vs Maxwell was Ryan Adams!! And Andre Walker vs Lisa Wren really had nothing good, that shit was so fucking bad. THAT’S LITERALLY WORSE THAN SHOWDOWN’S TITLE MATCHES!!! HOW DO YOU GET WORSE THAN RONAN MALOSI VS BRONSON DANIELS??? THEY’RE BOTH LITERALLY SO BAD!!! THEIR MAIN EVENT WAS LITERALLY KASSIDY SLUT VS CUNTSUELA ROSE AVA AND YOU MEAN TO TELL THOSE TWO MATCHES WERE BETTER THAN OUR PURE AND NEW BREED TITLE MATCHES??? Oh my fucking god Starr you’re literally as bad as whoever let a dude named “Pizza Boy” main event Pain For Pride once. 

StarrStan: Okay, Veena. You’re literally here because of your last name, but okay. See I would give you your props for your match against Darcy and Charlie’s match against Xander but I also don’t like how you just put yourself and Charlie in those matches because you had the power to, but either way, those two matches were amazing and right now you’re honestly making me take back my word on it. But Grand Rampage is somehow not the most recent occasion of you overriding my authority since you just put Charlie Marr in the No Way Out match right after he lost at Grand Rampage without checking on with me. You’re literally doing whatever you want and whatever you want to do isn’t what’s best for this show, you’re reaching Ryan Wilson levels and you know how Showdown has been ever since Wilson took over that show. All we have to do is talk to each other before making decisions and whatever’s happening right now is ANYTHING but THAT.

Veena Adams: Well Starr, if I was to present you a good idea you would literally shut it down like a fucking dumbass and then suggest fucking Jonny Airhart vs Donovan Duke in the main event of the show like anyone gives a shit about those two. You’re not my boss and I don’t have to check in with anybody in this company whose last isn’t Adams. Okay? And it’s literally YOUR DUMBASS that makes the garbage decisions on this brand so how about you check in with ME before doing some dumb ass shit??? You’ve literally been petty, sneaky, and conniving by immediately calling Dr. Angelo D’Angelo to bring back The Visual Prophet when my sexy and beautiful Charlie Marr embarrassed him and ran him out of this company and now that was all for nothing. You act as if they’re supposed to be your protection or some shit knowing that they likely have it out for me after I fired Serena and like I just said, how Viz’s match against Charlie went at Reckless Wiring.

Veena Adams: You should be grateful you still have a fucking job StarrStan and you should tread very lightly going forward because if you pull shit like that on me ever again I’m done playing games with him and you can go join every other grandpa that’s ran their course in this company, okay?

(StarrStan leaves a sigh out of his mouth as Veena turns around, intentionally slapping StarrStan with her hair in his face, as she walks out of the office and slams the door on her way out. The last shot is of StarrStan clearly frustrated with his hand on his forehead as Dynasty fades away)

(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Stephie Love: Introducing first…

(Recreant by Chelsea Grin hits!!!)

Stephie Love: From El Paso, Texas weighing in at 180 pounds she is “La Diosa” XIMENA VELASQUEZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Ximena Velasquez comes out applying wrist tape as she looks to beat some ass in that ring tonight.)

Jake Mercer: Ain’t nobody fucks with La Diosa! Yas queen!

Flannery McCoy: Ximena completely ruined Cinco de Mayo for me. I was going to go to Taco Bell to celebrate but then she pointed out all the history behind it and I just completely lost interest.

Stew-O: Well you ended up not going to Taco Bell so that is a victory in itself. Next year maybe we will be celebrating the battles that La Diosa has in that ring instead!

(‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart hits!!!)

Stephie Love: And her tag team partner from Charlotte, North Carolina weighing in at 118 pounds she is the “Woman Without Fear” HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPER LEE!!!!

(Harper Lee comes out as she stands next to La Diosa to feel protected by the big woman as she awaits the arrival of her opponents.)

Flannery McCoy: Damn Harper looks like she could be Ximena’s daughter at that size.

Jake Mercer: She is small but that just means she is fast! Her opponent’s can’t overcome that!

Stew-O: We will see if her opponents can overcome that or if Harper will just get her ass beat. Look at her hiding behind Ximena like that. :mjlol:

Jake Mercer: She’s not hiding she just knows that her opponents are unprofessional and will probably try to jump her or something. Ximena is just the help and the muscle to do Harper’s bidding! And she will do it with a smile on her face!

(‘Happy Song’ by Bring Me The Horizon hits!!!)

Stephie Love: And their opponents… first from Coventry, England weighing in at 200 pounds he is “The Certified Asshole” JORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDAN PAYNE!!!

(Jordan Payne comes out to the ring giving the side eye to the ring announcer for that nickname.)

Flannery McCoy: Well maybe he should not be an asshole if he doesn’t like to be called an asshole.

Jake Mercer: Apparently something happened with his girlfriend or something. But now he is back to finish off this Cirque du Soleil of Cunts this week!

Stew-O: That is a creative insult but he is going to have to be equally creative this week! He claims that Mary his partner is an illiterate bitch as well but luckily for him she doesn’t need to know how to read as his partner. She just needs to know how to kick ass!

(‘Where’s My Wonderland’ by Blood on the Dance Floor hits!!!)

Stephie Love: And his partner from St. Louis, Missouri weighing in at 125 pounds she is “Most Wanted” MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY S. ATLAS!!!!!

(Mary S. Atlas comes out to the ring with a rose in her mouth as she is the final participant in this match to make her way down to the ring.)

Flannery McCoy: Mary has claimed that her partner is useless and her opponents are two dumb bitches! She is determined to back up those statements here tonight!

Stew-O: It is clear Mary and Jordan don’t get along very well we will see if that affects them as a team here tonight!

Jake Mercer: Mary is determined to have her Pain for Pride moment this year at all costs and will steamroll the competition to get there or die trying!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: It looks like Ximena Velasquez and Jordan Payne will be starting things off here tonight in the ring. Jordan kicks hard the leg of Ximena but it has no effect! Ximena grabs Jordan by the neck and pulls him in before effortlessly tossing him across the ring. That is the strength of La Diosa!!!! Ximena looks down on Jordan as he struggles back up to his feet and staggers over to her grabbing her by the leg trying to take her down. But Ximena with a hard chop to the back of his head causing even more damage! And a clubbing blow to the back of Jordan drops him down to the mat in pain as she is just toying with her opponent in the early going of this match. Ximena grabs Jordan by the skull and yanks him back up and throws him hard into the corner of the ring head first! Jordan bashes off the turnbuckle paddings and falls painfully down to the mat! Ximena runs in with a Double Knee Attack to Jordan in the corner as he tags out to Mary S. Atlas.

Stew-O: Mary S. Atlas enters the ring to face off with Ximena Velasquez as she cautiously paces not wanting to be taken down like Jordan Payne just was moments ago. Mary bounces around Ximena looking for an opening. Not really sure here where to strike. She charges in with a hard kick to the leg of Ximena! But it has no effect similar to when Jordan tried to down La Diosa! But Mary not giving up as she paces around Ximena going for yet another kick upon seeing a possible opening! Hard kick and Ximena felt that one! MARY GOES FOR A SUPERKICK! IT CONNECTS!!! XIMENA STAGGERS! MARY WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER THRUST DROPS XIMENA!!! STANDING ELBOW DROP FROM MARY ON HER OPPONENT BEFORE XIMENA SCURRIES TO THE CORNER TO TAG IN HARPER!

Jake Mercer: Harper Lee now entering the match as Mary S. Atlas makes the tag back in to Jordan Payne as well. Jordan Payne enters the ring to lock up with Harper Lee. Jordan immediately grabs the arm of Harper twisting her into a hammerlock trapping her in the middle of the ring. Harper tries to escape by tagging back out to Ximena but Jordan pulls her away! Jordan transitions the hammerlock into a Back Drop! It connects! No! Harper flips out of the back drop as she staggers backwards and accidentally knocks Ximena off the apron as she falls backwards! Doesn’t look like that counted as a tag either! Jordan makes the tag in to Mary as she comes springboarding into the ring… But Harper with a palm to the face in the middle of the air taking her down!

Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee lifts up Mary S. Atlas and drops her with a hard Backbreaker over her knee! But Jordan Payne is still in the ring as Harper lifts him up as well and hits a Twisting Backbreaker over her knee as well! Both opponents roll out of the ring to regroup before Mary makes her return. Harper and Ximena have been rolling so far in this match but Mary wants to change that! Mary locks up with Harper… but Harper twists behind her. German Suplex! No! Mary lands on her feet! Mary from behind… Olympic Slam connects! No! Harper leaps up behind Mary and rolls her up with a Sunset Flip! NO! Mary counters it into midair into an Ankle Lock! Will Harper tap out??!?!??!?!

Stew-O: But Ximena Velasquez from the outside hits Mary S. Atlas from behind with a clubbing blow! Harper Lee rolls her up with a Small Package out of the Ankle Lock!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Harper Lee nearly steals a victory right there! Mary S. Atlas back up as Harper Lee kicks her in the face! No! Mary catches it! WELCOME TO MARYLAND!!! IT CONNECTS! MATCH OVER! MARY PINS HARPER!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: No! Ximena Velasquez in the ring to save Harper Lee! The referee orders Ximena out but Mary is up to toss her up and over the top rope! Mary is pissed as she turns around… but Harper takes her down with a leg sweep! Harper leaps to the corner to tag in Ximena! Ximena enters as she locks up with Mary S. Atlas… hard chop to the chest! And a DDT takes Mary down! Mary rolls away from Ximena who stalks her and begins to stomp away. But Mary slides under the ropes as the referee forces Ximena to back off. Mary pulls herself up and makes the tag in to Jordan Payne. Payne enters the ring…

Stew-O: Pa’ La Raza connects!!! THE WESTERN LARIAT!! Down goes Jordan Payne! Ximena with the cover! Mary is down and can’t break up the pin! It’s all ovah!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Holy shit how did Jordan Payne kick out?!?!?!?

Flannery McCoy: He just barely got the shoulder up and Ximena Velasquez cannot believe it! She is frustrated and begins to flip out shoving the referee aside to get to Jordan Payne who is pulling himself up in the ropes. But the referee now scolding her! Harper Lee calls Ximena back over to her corner getting her to calm down. Harper tags in as she descends upon Jordan Payne. 

Stew-O: JORDAN PAYNE WITH A SMALL PACKAGE ON HARPER LEE!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Harper Lee kicks out as Jordan Payne nearly stole this thing here tonight! So many near falls as this match has been ridiculously competitive since the bell rang! Every member of the match is so lethal doing all they have to do to quickly end the match and eliminate their opponents with the quickness!! Harper Lee now trading punches in the ring with Jordan Payne and it looks like one of them is gaining the advantage!!!!

Flannery McCoy: And it’s Harper Lee!!! Battering Jordan Payne back into the ropes as she whips him off. No reversal! Harper runs across the ring… Jordan Payne catches her…

Stew-O: META KILLER CONNECTS!!!

Jake Mercer: NO! HARPER FLIPS OUT OF THE FRONT FLIP DDT!!!

Flannery McCoy: HOUSE OF BALLOONS BACKSTABBER CONNECTS!!! HARPER FALLS ONTO JORDAN FOR THE COVER!!!

Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: Here are your winners… the team of HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPER LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND XIMENA VELASQUEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart as Harper Lee and Ximena Velasquez have their arms raised in victory.)

Flannery McCoy: Wow what a tag team match! Every wrestler just kept throwing one match ending move after the next only to kick out! I thought it was over so many times!

Jake Mercer: I didn’t. I knew it wasn’t over until the last move that actually ended it. You are so gullible Flan and that match wasn’t even unpredictable. Only an idiot would have been surprised by any of those kickouts!

Stew-O: Well regardless of how shocking the match was, it was definitely competitive. But in the end it was Harper Lee who got the win with her partner Ximena Velasquez as Jordan Payne takes a hard defeat along with his partner Mary S. Atlas. All four of these competitors are sure ones to watch as we head on into Pain for Pride and I expect at least one if not all four of these people to start racking up gold in the near future!

(As Harper and Ximena celebrate their victory, Dynasty begins to fade away from the area.)

(Dynasty fades to a pitch black room, with only one thing being seen: a silhouette.)

???: So who the hell am I?

(The room brightens up in white and gold lights as it reveals Ashley Flores standing right in front of the camera with her head down.)

Ashley Flores: Shame on you not knowing. 

(Ashley then raises her head up with her eyes looking right at the camera.)

Ashley Flores: But I’m willing to show you.

(Ashley smirks as the camera fades to many shots of Ashley during training, something she’s been doing in the EAW Peformance Center for the last three years.)

Ashley Flores: I’m immaculate. I was never meant for the business, but I pushed through because I do what I want to do…

Ashley Flores: …And I’m truly one of the best— If not the best already. 

(The camera shows Ashley’s two main moves — No Below and Final Lullaby as it fades back to the room she was originally seen in.)

Ashley Flores: No one can do what I do, and if they try they just fail in comparison. I’m the one who can stand out every week like no other and unlike everyone else I don’t hide who I am and I say shit like it is. I’m never wrong, I’m never a loser, and I’m never going to fade away like so many did. 

Ashley Flores: It’s been just about a month since my official debut on Dynasty…

(The camera fades to Ashley in her debut making her entrance.)

Ashley Flores: I’ve dominated the person who had something to say about me— Well, they didn’t have anything to say but you get the point. 

(It then shows few highlights from the match itself, as due to the length of the match there isn’t much, but her signature move “Hug of Death” would stand out.)

Ashley Flores: And I forever shut up that person who has never recovered since.

(Then there’s a shot of the “No Below” Elbow Drop from that match, which got Ashley the win. The camera fades to her celebrating, and then back to the room she’s currently in.)

Ashley Flores: What followed after wasn’t what I wanted… But that’s going to now change. I want something, I fucking get it. I’ve grown up with this mentality and I’ll never let go of this mentality. I’m a winner and I’ll be EAW’s biggest star, male or female, in the blink of an eye. I’m going to be a name that no one forgets, I’ll be the talent that everyone looks up to, I’m the greatest wrestler in the world, and I’m gonna show you all that I’m exactly what I say I am. Everything I touch turns to gold, and that’s something I got from my rich and very known of family down in Mexico. I’m royalty, and I’m the elitists that everyone wishes they had. EAW hit jackpot when I signed the dotted line and I’m now going to shake Dynasty upside down. 

Ashley Flores: And whoever stands in my way… I’ll knock the fuck down… because nadie más se me acerca… and because damn… I’m good.

(Ashley raises her head up in the air and spreads her arms as the camera slowly fades to black.)

(The camera cuts to a commercial honoring the service of the McDonald’s ice cream machines especially those that have fallen in the line of duty.)

(The scene opens up backstage where we see EAW Interviewer, Michael Belfort, standing in front of the interview booth, as Dynasty graphics are seen on the screen behind him. The camera zooms out, as it is revealed that the EAW New Breed Champion, Andre Walker is standing right beside him. We can hear the crowd cheering heavily at the presence of Walker, as he smirks out, and confidently looks down at his title.)

Michael Belfort: Ladies and gentlemen, as you can all see, I am here with EAW’s New Breed Champion, Andre Walker, and one of the biggest topics that has been going around is the fact that Andre Walker is less than one month away from surpassing Jamie O’Hara’s seemingly unbreakable record as the longest reigning New Breed Champion. Now in order to do that, Andre must be able to complete one more challenge in the form of a gauntlet match against the entire New Breed Division at Battle of Egypt. Andre, I know that you have a match with Veena later on tonight, but how do you feel after she threw what seems to be your toughest challenge yet as champion right at you only days before you could potentially break the record? It’s been announced that Dynasty Elitists, Jordan Payne and Jonny Airhart have been inserted into the match, and there’s sure to be more.

Andre Walker: You know, I’m not even going to lie, Mike. I was pretty disappointed last weekend. I was riding the high of my recent victory over Lisa Wren, getting one step closer to breaking the record, and doing what I’ve been doing since day one with this title, but it felt like everything was getting blown off by Veena. Maybe she’s a little salty because I showed her uncle up in his own company, but honestly, I took some time to reflect on things after I spoke with her and StarrStan, and I wouldn’t want it any other way. Heading into Grand Rampage, I was heavily aware of the fact that I was expected to walk out with the victory. And you know, that’s cool and all. It shows the dominance that I have as the reigning champion, but I don’t want to leave any question marks about this historical title reign when it’s all said and done. God knows I can’t accomplish that against Lisa Wren. I’d rather not say that I beat Lisa Wren to become immortalized, but that I smoked 9 others in a gauntlet match and have affirmed the fact that there’s levels between everyone else and I. When people talk about the greatest New Breed Champion in the history of EAW, I want my name to be the first name that comes into everyone’s mind, as I’ll be considered the unanimous GOAT champion in the history of this New Breed division. There is no 1A and 1B. It’s just going to be me as the greatest to ever hold this title that I’ve shed blood, sweat, and tears for time and time again. I’m taking on the entire New Breed Division. I’m running through the entire New Breed Division. And I’m making sure that everyone knows that there isn’t anyone from the past, present or future that can touch me or what I’ve done as the champion.. What better way to earn the record and surpass Jamie O’Hara than by running through the entire New Breed Division all at once? No one can say they didn’t get their shot to stop history from unfolding because everyone will be there Michael. 

Andre Walker: This match against Veena and the things that happen inside of it won’t be the result of me being mad at her decision to throw this gauntlet at me. This match isn’t about that. Instead, it’s about having Veena experience exactly what kind of champion I am and have been for the past seven to eight months. Her chances at beating me were slim to begin with, but she’s given me the added incentive to make an emphatic statement this week. She is going to be the prelude to what nine others have in store at Battle of Egypt. Not because I’m mad or upset.. But if she’s trying to be the face of my greatest challenge yet, then she’s going to have to suffer the consequences.. Because I promise you. With every fiber of my being, I will embarrass her and leave her inside that ring with the bright lights reflecting every piss-poor thing about her as both a competitor and an authority figure.

Andre Walker: I’m going to be recognized as the Greatest New Breed Champion of All Time. Guys like CM Bank$, TLA, Xavier Williams, Rex McAllister, Xander Payne, Viz, Sosa Henderson, Raven, and Jamie O’Hara can’t touch this reign, and I will prove that as I stand above them all and go on to do things that they could only ever dream of. Look at what I’ve done. I won the belt At Territorial Invasion.. Defended this title on five separate occasions.. And one of those title defenses was against Mr. DEDEDE, and obviously he doesn’t want the smoke anymore because he’s targeting guys like Adam Lucas and the PURE Championship. He knows he should never dare try to test these waters again, and it’s because that’s how great I am as the New Breed Champion. The record is less than a month away, and I can damn near taste it.. But this New Breed Championship and the reign that I’ve brought to it.. It’s only just the beginning..

(Andre Walker pats Michael Belfort on the shoulder, then walks off as he prepares for his upcoming match against Veena Adams. The screen then fades elsewhere.)

(The camera cuts to a commercial for EAW’s new wrestling encyclopedia starring Ronan Malosi. He turns to a page where he sees himself as the worst Interwire Champion before leaving, causing the commercial to end abruptly.)

(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as Stephie Love is seen at the center of the ring)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS ft. Pop Smoke plays up to loud cheers as Andre Walker makes his way out to the stage with the New Breed Championship around his shoulder. He takes his title and spreads his arms out as he makes his way down the ramp and to the ring)

Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 205 pounds… HE IS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!!!!!!! THE INTUITION… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Andre is coming off of a successful defense against Lisa Wren at Grand Rampage but I’m sure it’s not pleasing to hear that 3 days before breaking the record of longest reigning New Breed Champion, he had to face 8 or 9 other people in a gauntlet match!

Flannery McCoy: Well it’s nothing Andre can’t take on. He’s faced the best and he’s beaten the best and this is the ultimate test for his work. Andre is going to give it his all so let’s see how he fares tonight.

Jake Mercer: You’re acting like Andre can’t get through 9 other people. You didn’t know that he used to have a superhero gimmick on the indies. He could take on 20 people if he had to!

(Andre slides into the ring as he climbs up to the top rope. He raises the title up with a smirk on his face before putting it around his shoulder and jumping off the top. He makes his way towards his corner to get ready as ‘GATTI’ fades out from there)

(‘ME’ by Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie plays up to loud boos as Veena Adams makes her way out to the stage with Charlie Marr by her side. Veena has her arms crossed with an angered look on her face as she looks towards Charlie who has a serious look on his. Veena makes her way down the ramp and towards the ring as Charlie follows)

Stephie Love: And his opponent… accompanied by Charlie Marr… from Greenwich, Connecticut… weighing in at 125 pounds… VEENA ADAMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: You already know Veena isn’t happy, along with Charlie Marr for a matter of fact. Ad Infinitum both lost their World Championship matches at Grand Rampage and you know that had to piss the both of them off as a result.

Flannery McCoy: Veena is looking to rebound and what better than beating a Champion? Veena isn’t going to accept anything less and she knows that if she wants to continue on her path to Pain For Pride, then perfection is exactly what she’s going to need against a competent opponent in his own right.

Jake Mercer: I don’t know why Veena just doesn’t use her powers to make her win. Isn’t she Co-General Manager for a reason? Just call the match in her favor damn.

(Veena makes her way up the steps and to the ring as she makes her way towards the center of the ring and spreads her arms out with a straight look on her face as the crowd continues to boo. She makes her way towards her corner as from there, ‘ME’ fades out and the ref signals for the bell afterwards)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here we go as this match is underway! AS VEENA IS RIGHT OUT OF HER CORNER BEFORE ANDRE CAN DO ANYTHING AS SHE SENDS A SUPERKICK TOWARDS HIS JAW! Andre didn’t expect that as he falls back into the corner, and Veena is already on the attack as she sends a barrage of sidekicks towards his chest! Veena grabbing Andre by the head as she throws him down to the center of the ring before making her way up to the top rope. AS SHE LAUNCHES OFF THE TOP AND TAKES ANDRE DOWN WITH A BIG CROSSBODY!

Flannery McCoy: Andre is down on the ground as he grabs his head in pain before Veena brings him up to his feet. As she grabs him by his arm and sends him into an Irish whip towards the ropes, AS VEENA GOES FOR A DROPKICK BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO GRAB ONTO THE ROPES LEAVING NOBODY HOME FOR VEENA TO CONNECT WITH! Veena grabbing her gut as she staggers up to her feet, BUT ANDRE IS SENDS A BICYCLE KICK TOWARDS HER JAW BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING!

Jake Mercer: Veena keeping herself up as Andre grabs her, AND LIFTS HER UP BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN ONTO HER HEAD WITH A BRAINBUSTER! Andre now running to the ropes and back as Veena is down in pain, AS HE LEAPS UP INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR A KNEE DROP ONTO HER FACE! But Veena manages to roll out of the way and get herself up to a knee. BUT THAT’S NOT STOPPING ANDRE AS HE GETS UP AND RUNS TOWARDS HER GOING FOR AN EARLY GRIMSEVER ATTEMPT! BICYCLE KNEE!

Stew-O: BUT VEENA SLIPS THROUGH AND ROLLS ANDRE UP INTO A SCHOOLBOY! EARLY PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS BE IT?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE KICKS OUT QUICKLY!

Jake Mercer: Both of them are back up to their feet, BUT IT’S VEENA THAT GRABS ANDRE’S ARM AND QUICKLY TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG! Andre tumbles down to the ground but quickly grabs onto the ropes and pulls himself up to his feet. Andre slowly recovering as Veena runs towards him before he can do anything, BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT PULLS ON THE TOP ROPE SENDING VEENA ONTO THE APRON! Veena definitely didn’t expect that as she focuses back in on her opponent. BUT IT’S TOO LATE AS ANDRE SPRINGS OFF THE ROPES AND SENDS VEENA FLYING OFF THE APRON WITH A DROPKICK!

Stew-O: Veena tumbles off the apron to ringside as that definitely had to hurt. And Charlie is already on his way over there to quickly help her up to her feet as the ref is yelling at him to back away.

Charlie Marr: (Off-Mic) SHUT UP! 

Andre Walker: (Off-Mic) :francis: 

Flannery McCoy: ANDRE ISN’T WAITING ANY LONGER AS HE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK AND LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE AS HE TAKES BOTH MEMBERS OF AD INFINITUM DOWN WITH A TOPE CON HILO! WHAT A MOVE BY THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!

Jake Mercer: Andre quickly grabbing Veena and rolling her back into the ring as he slides in as well. And already he’s beginning to beat down on her with stomp after stomp to her abdomen as she attempts to get back up to her feet! Andre steps back as Veena props herself up to a knee. AS ANDRE RUNS TOWARDS VEENA WITH A BIG SHINING WIZARD! But Veena manages to duck under it just in time! Andre falls face first as he gets back up to his feet and turns around, BUT IS ONLY MET WITH A DROP TOE HOLD BY VEENA TO QUICKLY TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Andre once again finding himself attempting to recover before Veena can do anything else. BUT IT’S VEENA THAT TURNS ANDRE AROUND AND DROPS HIM INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX!

Stew-O: Andre grabbing his neck in pain as Veena isn’t letting him have a moment to rest, as she grabs him by his head and locks him into a Side Headlock! Andre struggling to breathe as he quickly is trying to find a way out before Veena is able to fluidly capitalize on the offense! Andre quickly bringing his legs up as he locks Veena in a Headscissors now! BUT VEENA ISN’T HAVING THAT AS SHE QUICKLY TURNS IT INTO A SMALL PACKAGE PIN ATTEMPT! 

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO-

Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE KICKS OUT BEFORE THREE! 

Jake Mercer: Andre quickly getting back up to his feet before anymore harm can be done, AS VEENA SPINS AROUND AND TAKES ANDRE DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE! Veena isn’t playing around as you can see the sinister grin of Charlie Marr at ringside as he cheers her on. Andre makes an attempt to pull himself up to a knee with all of his strength, BUT IT’S VEENA THAT CONNECTS WITH A SWIFT KNEE AGAINST HIS JAW!

Stew-O: Andre keeps himself up onto a knee though as that seems to have aggravated Veena, AS SHE CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER KNEE AGAINST HIS JAW ONCE MORE! Andre placing an hand on the canvas but is managing to keep himself up on one knee, AS VEENA GOES FOR ANOTHER KNEE! But it’s Andre that manages to push the knee out of the way before it can connect! Veena stumbles away but quickly turns around realizing the predicament she’s in, AS ANDRE RUNS FORWARD AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR TAKING VEENA DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BIG HURRICANRANA TO TURN THE TIDES OF THIS MATCHUP!

Flannery McCoy: Both of these competitors have a never say die attitude as Veena brings herself up to a seated position completely stunned. BUT ANDRE ISN’T WAITING AS HE LEAPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF VEENA’S HEAD TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE MAT FOR GOOD! Veena is trying to make sure that Andre doesn’t get too much offense but that might not be an option as Andre makes his way up to the top rope. AND LAUNCHES OFF OF THE TURNBUCKLES TAKING THE AIR OUT OF VEENA’S CHEST WITH A BIG FROG SPLASH! 

Jake Mercer: That had to hurt as Veena gets up to her feet trying to get a breath in as Andre waits for her…

Stew-O: BUT CHARLIE MARR QUICKLY JUMPS ONTO THE APRON! HE REALIZES THE SITUATION VEENA IS IN AND SWOOPS IN FOR THE SAVE!

(Andre quickly turns around to face Charlie looking pissed off about Charlie’s interference. Both of them argue as Andre simply shrugs him off, giving a glance before he turns around)

Flannery McCoy: SPEAR! VEENA GETS UP TO HER FEET AND TEARS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IN HALF! ANDRE IS DOWN ON THE MAT AS VEENA HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN! WILL THIS BE IT RIGHT HERE?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-

Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE GETS THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME! 

Stew-O: Veena doesn’t look like the happiest person in the world but realizes this is the opportunity that she needs to get the victory. Veena quickly up to her feet and up to the top rope as Andre doesn’t know where he is at the moment. AS VEENA LEAPS OFF THE TOP GOING FOR FATAL VOW! MOONSAULT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP INCOMING! THIS COULD END THE MATCH RIGHT HERE!

Flannery McCoy: But Andre manages to roll out of the way just in time leaving nobody home for Veena! Veena grabbing her legs in pain clearly not having the happiest landing. BUT TURNS AROUND TO MEET A GRIMSEVER TO HER JAW! ANDRE MANAGES TO TAKE VEENA DOWN WITH THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE AS HE SHOVES HER DOWN TO THE MAT AND HOOKS THE LEG! ANDRE WITH THE PIN! 

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEE-

Jake Mercer: BUT VEENA THIS TIME MANAGES TO GET HER SHOULDER UP! 

Stew-O: Veena manages to save her chances just in time as this match continues on! Andre heaving himself up to his feet as the effects of this match are beginning to kick in, having some leeway to get a breather and push forward in this match. Veena rolling towards the ropes as she grabs onto the bottom rope, slowly pulling herself up to her feet as Andre has his target sighted. KICKING VEENA IN THE GUT AND GOING FOR DARK FANTASY! STUNNER INCOMING!

Flannery McCoy: But Veena pushes Andre away before he can fully execute it! Andre falling against the ropes as he turns around to face Veena, BUT VEENA QUICKLY STEPPING FORWARD AND TAKING ANDRE DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SUPERKICK TOWARDS HIS JAW ONCE MORE! Andre grabbing his jaw once more as it’s been through alot of damage but is dragging himself up to his feet with all of his might in hopes that Veena doesn’t take advantage! BUT VEENA WITH A SCISSORS STOMP TO A KNEELING ANDRE! BEFORE TAKING ANDRE BACK DOWN WITH AN ELBOW SMASH AFTERWARDS! 

Jake Mercer: Andre dropping down to the ground and Veena isn’t stopping as she drags him up to his feet again. BEFORE GOING FOR A LARIAT! But it’s Andre that ducks under just in time and runs to the ropes! BEFORE TAKING A SURPRISED VEENA DOWN WITH A SLING BLADE! Veena grabbing her head but shooting up to her feet as she turns around to face Andre, BUT IT’S ANDRE THAT POPS HER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND DROPS HER DOWN INTO A USHIGOROSHI! 

Stew-O: Both Veena and Andre have been going at it in this match to make sure that either of them come out with their hands in victory! Andre is the one up first as he grabs Veena and brings her up too, before beginning to tee off with forearm shots towards her head! Veena beginning to snap back into reality as she begins to trade fists with him this time! As both of them are completely going off on one another in hopes of getting back into this match and taking the advantage for themselves!

Flannery McCoy: But it’s Veena that grabs Andre by his head and sends a knee towards his gut to drop him down to a knee! But Veena isn’t done as she quickly grabs Andre, AND SPIKES HIM DOWN HEADFIRST WITH A DDT! Andre grabbing his head, BUT VEENA ISN’T DONE AS SHE GRABS HIM AND BRINGS HIM BACK UP BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN INTO ONE MORE DDT FOR GOOD MEASURE! WHAT AN EFFORT BY VEENA ADAMS!

Jake Mercer: Veena falling back into the corner as you can see that quick glance to Charlie Marr at ringside, if there was a chance to rebound and get back into this match it’s right now! Andre dragging himself up but it’s clear the damage is taking its toll on him as he crawls towards the ropes in hopes of coming back before anything else can happen to knock him out for good! AS VEENA RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND GOES FOR ONE MORE SPEAR TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! 

Stew-O: WAIT! ANDRE! ANDRE! HE CONNECTS WITH GRIMSEVER TO THE SKULL OF VEENA AS SHE RUNS TOWARDS HIM! BICYCLE KNEE CONNECTS AS ANDRE COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND! PIN ATTEMPT! PIN ATTEMPT! 

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT VEENA GETS THE SHOULDER UP AGAIN!

Jake Mercer: And you can see the frustration beginning to build up on the face of Andre Walker as he gets up to his feet. Andre waiting patiently as he gets up to his feet and grabs Veena and brings her up as well. AS HE LIFTS HER UP AND GOES FOR DRE-WALKER 3000! ARM TRAPPED BELLY TO BACK MAT SLAM!

Stew-O: WAIT WHAT THE HELL! IS THAT JONNY AIRHART! JONNY AIRHART WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF ANDRE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Flannery McCoy: AND NOW JONNY IS BEATING DOWN ANDRE RELENTLESSLY AS ANDRE TRIES TO FEND HIM OFF! BEFORE JONNY BRINGS HIM BACK UP!

Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE STEPS UP AND SENDS A KNEE TOWARDS THE HEAD OF JONNY! JONNY TAKEN DOWN TO THE MAT AS ANDRE GRABS HIM AND GOES FOR THE DRE-WALKER 3000 ON HIM!

Stew-O: WAIT! THAT’S JORDAN PAYNE! JORDAN PAYNE RUNNING TOWARDS ANDRE AND KNOCKING HIM DOWN HELPING JONNY! BOTH OF THEM SUFFERED CRUSHING LOSSES IN THE BEGINNING OF THE NIGHT BUT HAVE THEIR SIGHTS SET ON THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!

Flannery McCoy: AND LOOK AT VEENA’S FACE! DON’T TELL ME SHE GOT THEM TO COME OUT HERE TO SAVE HER CHANCES! 

(Charlie is seen helping Veena out of the ring as the only thing Veena is doing is laughing her ass off as she gives two thumbs up to the two Elitists in the ring. Jonny snatches the New Breed Championship from ringside and slides into the ring as both of them make gestures for Championships around their waist. Jordan looks at the title before Jonny drops it down onto Andre’s chest, and finally the camera begins to fade away from the area.)

(Dynasty fades to all four members of Insurgency in their personal locker room. They’re all sitting on chairs and in their normal ring gear with an Insurgency shirt slapped over as they’ll team up later tonight in the main event. They’re all visibly frustrated and frankly are not speaking at all, until Maxwell finally breaks the ice.)

Maxwell: Well, Grand Rampage wasn’t what we hoped it would be.

Jake Smith: Oh you don’t say?

Maxwell: I’m serious. We said we’d come back better after we all failed at Reckless Wiring, and now what the fuck did we do?

Limmy Monaghan: Yes, we all lost again. What do you expect us to do about it? I’m not going to beat around the bush and say we did a good job, because that’s exactly what happened last time and despite that we ended up winless at Reckless Wiring. Just when you expect everything to go right, shit goes south. So Maxwell, we know, now shut up about it. It is what it is.

Donovan Duke: Look, after all, Jake and Limmy were amazing in that match and proved that Insurgency isn’t something to be reckoned with, and you, Maxwell? You did great. After all that was your first one-on-one title match. We’re all gonna be fine… right guys–

Maxwell: Well who gives a fuck about these amazing performances if we didn’t get the job done??? The Grand Rampage match literally had all of New Eden in the final four, and as if it couldn’t get worse, a New Eden member literally won that match. What the fuck are we over here doing? Just letting everyone overshadow us because we can’t fight together properly? Maybe if I was in that match, things would be different right now, and an Insurgency member would headline Pain For Pride, NOT a New Eden member. But that’s just me.

(Jake Smith gets up from his chair and gets up close to Maxwell.)

Jake Smith: So then why did you not come out? Why the fuck did you sit there backstage watching us when you knew we were in trouble, and didn’t ONCE think about coming down to the ring. It’s GRAND RAMPAGE. YOU WOULDN’T BE DISQUALIFIED. I literally was second in that damn match, I went on to be final five, Limmy was right behind me, Donovan… Donovan did good, and we would all do better if you decided to actually come out there. So, where were you, Maxwell?

(Maxwell is clearly not pleased with Jake’s comments but keeps his cool as he lets him finish)

Maxwell: I could say the same for you three. Always enamored in your own success, if you wanted that out of me, then where the hell were you? Maybe if you guys came to my aid, KNOWING that Mr. DEDEDE was going to be the Special Ref, then maybe things would be different. But it wasn’t, so why are you expecting something out of me when you’re not going to return the favor in the biggest match of my career?

Donovan Duke: This is why we need to communicate with one another. We could’ve thought of all of this before Grand Rampage wouldn’t you think? Would’ve saved our chances. Jake was fingertips away from winning and if we did the same thing as New Eden and used the numbers to our advantage, then maybe the result would’ve been different. Now I’m not putting all the blame on Maxwell, but this is such a petty argument. It happened, and now we know better, let’s move on.

Maxwell: Well I’m not so happy considering everything that’s already been said about me.

Limmy Monaghan: And that’s on YOU.

(Limmy steps up as he looks towards Maxwell, both of them having straight faces)

Limmy Monaghan: Maybe if you put in the work to get the results that you want out of your matches, maybe this would’ve been a whole different scenario wouldn’t it? What kind of look does that have on Insurgency if we can’t even get the PURE Championship back from an incompetent fool like Adam Lucas. This was your chance to show out Maxwell. This was your chance to prove, just as you said leading up to it, that you’re no pushover, and here you are. Where’s that PURE Title to show for it?

Maxwell: Well I don’t exactly see you with a World Heavyweight Championship shot at Pain For Pride do I?

Jake Smith: Shut up…

Limmy Monaghan: You watch your damn mouth Maxwell, we’re a team. We support each other regardless of what happens and here you are acting like a big boy pulling up your pants and speaking to your own brethren like this. I’m disgusted, I truly am.

Jake Smith: Shut up…

Maxwell: I’m just saying, we could’ve made Grand Rampage our night if we took things a little differently. Don’t talk to me like you’re above me, you’ve been a smartass this entire time when I’m just saying.

Jake Smith: Shut up…

Limmy Monaghan: Well maybe if you were a genius intellectual like you assume you are then why the hell did you not say ANY of this earlier-

Jake Smith: SHUT UP!

(Jake finally snaps as he slams the wall and stands up. Maxwell splits himself away from Insurgency as Jake, Limmy, and Donovan stare a hole into him)

Jake Smith: It’s fine, there’s nothing we can do about it anymore. The only thing we can do is focus on the goal at hand, and that’s the eight-man tag match that we have. That we are going to win if there’s no mishaps at hand like Grand Rampage. So I’m looking at you.

(Jake turns his attention to Maxwell)

Jake Smith: Don’t make a mistake like that again.

(Maxwell rolls his eyes as he begins to make his way out of the locker room)

Maxwell: I could say the same for you three as well. Let’s not fuck shit up and get the victory that we truly need.

Limmy Monaghan: Easier said than done if we’re not on the same boat.

(Jake, Limmy, & Donovan from there follow Maxwell out of the locker room, the tension still subsiding as that’s the last shot seen before Dynasty then transitions out to elsewhere)

(Dynasty fades back to ringside, and the virtual fans cheer as Stephie Love has a microphone in her hand.)

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PLEASE WELCOME THE EAW PURE CHAMPIONNNNN, ADAM LUCCCCAASSSSSS!!!!

(A socially distanced crowd erupts into cheers as ‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell rings throughout the arena. Adam Lucas walks onto the stage, Pure Championship around his shoulder. One hand over his ribs, slightly limping down the ramp.)

Flannery McCoy: Ladies and gentleman, Adam Lucas successfully defended his Pure title against Maxwell at Grand Rampage, but was ruthlessly attacked by Mr. DEDEDE after the fact. 

Stew-O: A spear and shots to the head with a steel chair still have Adam Lucas feeling the effects of that sinister ploy by Mr. DEDEDE.

(Adam Lucas steps into the ring and is handed a microphone.)

Adam Lucas: First and foremost, let’s talk about the match. I put on the performance that I promised I would and I delivered the result I said I would. Not without its troubles, Maxwell, for all his flaws, proved to be a real challenge. He wasn’t a pushover and I won’t pretend he was just because I came out on the winning side. He was a real challenger, but I showed the world that I’m the real champion. 

(Socially distanced crowd cheers Adam Lucas.)

Adam Lucas: I always set out to never disappoint you fans and to stay true to myself whenever I step foot in this ring and I did just that at Grand Rampage. I wasn’t going to let my reign end so early on, I want to be a defending champion and a dominant one all the same. That means accepting all challengers, Maxwell was the challenge and he paid the price for believing I’d be a one and done championship level elitist. I’m here to stay and it’ll take greater than great talent to take this title from me. 

(Socially distanced crowd chants for Adam Lucas, who waives to them and smiles.)

Adam Lucas: And I’m sure in the near future there will be a plethora of new challengers, and new hurdles for me to jump. But before those hurdles, I have to jump over the glaringly obvious one. See, after that match at Grand Rampage was over, Mr. DEDEDE saw his opportunity and he took it. I’m not gonna act surprised or even upset about what happened because we all know the kind of man DEDEDE is. Is Mr. DEDEDE attacking someone when their back is turned really all that shocking to anyone? Like he hasn’t done this a million times before? Can’t blame him for being the man he always was, I should’ve known it was coming and that the possibility of DEDEDE not being an asshole for the first time in his life was bullshit.

(Crowd quiets as Adam’s voice becomes more enthralled with anger.)

Adam Lucas: I shouldn’t have turned my back to him and given him that chance because he and I both know that it’s the only way he can get one over on me. I went through a barbaric and absolutely grueling match with Maxwell, how much could anyone in my position really have done against him? No matter if my back was turned or not, I went through one of the most brutal matches I’ve had to since joining this company, he was fresh and primed to attack. My only focus was on Maxwell and retaining my Pure title and clearly nothing could’ve been done about Mr. DEDEDE did to me. 

Adam Lucas: That spear came from out of nowhere and as if attacking an already exhausted and hurt man wasn’t enough, he pulls a chair and smashes it over my head. I should’ve figured the nice charade was only going to hold up until he saw the chance to take what he truly wanted and steal the moment for himself. Whatever, the world still saw Adam Lucas defending the Pure title and being a fighting champion. And whether he wanted to grab the headline or just my attention, he’s got the latter either way because DEDEDE, I’m coming for you!

(Crowd cheers for Adam Lucas who begins staring directly into the camera.)

Adam Lucas: You wanted to make a statement? You made it, you also have my full attention and I’m not focused on anything but repaying to you what you did to me. You’re gonna pay for what you did and it won’t come from blindside attacks, I’ll see you inside the ring and embarrass you in front of the entire world. That’s gonna be my statement and I promise you, you’ll feel back every ounce of pain you caused me. And I’m not gonna wait for a next time, we’re gonna settle this right now!

(Crowd becomes electric and gets to their feet.)

Adam Lucas: MR. DEDEDE! THERE’S NO MORE HIDING BEHIND A CHEAP ATTACKS OR TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ME AFTER I’M DOWN, I’M STANDING HERE RIGHT NOW AND TELLING YOU TO GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!

(Adam Lucas looks towards the stage and waits for Mr. DEDEDE.)

Adam Lucas: SHOW US ALL THAT YOU’RE NOT JUST A COWARD, GET THE HELL OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!

(The crowd and Adam Lucas look to the stage for a while, but nobody comes out.)

Adam Lucas: I should’ve known that you’re not a real man. Nothing but a coward. I’m not even close to done with you, DEDEDE, and I will see you soon. 

(Adam Lucas drops the microphone and stares into the camera, before leaving the ring and walking up the ramp.)

(Commercial for Tinder starring Andre Walker, who claims he was forced to use it because of his “Animal problem”.)

(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as Stephie Love is seen standing at the center of the ring with a smile)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke blasts through the speakers of the arena as Chris Elite makes his way out to the stage. He has a stern look on his face as he poses at the center of the stage before making his way down the ramp and to the ring)

Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 210 pounds… GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS… CHRIS ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: Well this doesn’t seem to be a happy occasion for Chris Elite as he’s coming off of a Grand Rampage defeat that he wholeheartedly believed that he was going to win. He looks absolutely pissed as a matter of fact.

Flannery McCoy: Well we continue on the road to Pain For Pride and Chris Elite just has to find his way into the picture somehow and someway. And getting a few victories under his belt would do just that for him!

Jake Mercer: The bald bozo is back in in-ring competition after failing to win the Grand Rampage match! But no worries, he’s wearing tights, we all know that gives Chris Elite magic powers!

(Chris slides into the ring as he climbs up to the top rope. Posing again as he continues to look with a deadpan expression before he jumps off and makes his way towards his corner, getting ready as ‘Invincible’ fades out)

(‘Bad Guy’ by Morrison then plays up to loud boos as Charlie Marr makes his way out to the stage. He has a straight look on his face as well as he’s all serious, not wasting anytime making his way down the ramp and towards the ring)

Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom… weighing weighing at 240 pounds… THE CONSCIENCE OF EAW… CHARLIE MARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: As for Charlie that loss last week had to sting as he comes off of a defeat for a opportunity to become a 2x World Champion, you know he’s out for blood.

Flannery McCoy: No doubt Charlie is walking into this match as a man on a mission. Especially since he’s in the No Way Out match, he has to make a good impression against another competitor in the match, you already know it’s going to be a show.

Jake Mercer: Bah gawd he’s bald too! This is such a hard match to contest, none of them have a full head of hair!

(Charlie makes his way up the steps and into the ring as he heads over to the center of the ring, spreading his arms out as he goes to his corner, getting ready as ‘Bad Guy’ fades out and the ref signals for the bell)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here we go as this match is underway! Charlie and Chris are quickly beginning to circle the ring as both of them are cautiously making their way towards the center. Looking for the collar-and-elbow as this is a surprising twist for both of these competitors in this match.

Flannery McCoy: But you spoke too soon as Charlie drives a knee into Chris’ gut! Chris is sent backwards as he recovers, BUT CHARLIE RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING KNEE TOWARDS HIS SKULL! Chris is dropped down to the ground as he quickly drags himself towards the bottom rope. BUT CHARLIE IS PUTTING HIS KNEE TO GOOD USE AS HE GOES STRAIGHT FOR HIS SKULL WITH HIS KNEE! 

Jake Mercer: BUT CHRIS SLIDES OUT AND PULLS CHARLIE OUT AS WELL! Chris thinking quickly as he grabs Charlie, BEFORE RAMMING HIM INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON SPINEFIRST! Charlie dropping down to a knee but not fully down as Chris jumps onto the apron! AND LAUNCHES OFF THE ROPES AS HE TAKES CHARLIE DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! 

Stew-O: Charlie is taken down to the mat but isn’t down for long as Chris grabs him by his head and rolls him into the ring! Chris quickly jumping up onto the apron as Charlie stumbles up to his feet! AS CHRIS LEAPS OFF THE ROPES ONCE MORE BUT THIS TIME GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE TO ONCE AGAIN TAKE CHARLIE DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING!

Flannery McCoy: But Charlie manages to roll out of the way as Chris misses and rolls back up to a knee on the canvas! AS CHRIS GETS UP AND IS MET BY A SICKENING BIG BOOT TO HIS FACE BY CHARLIE! Chris manages to find himself falling against the corner but how much time does he have to breathe? THAT QUESTION IS ANSWERED AS CHARLIE RUNS FORWARD AND CLOBBERS HIM WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE TO SEND HIM INTO A SEATED POSITION IN THE CORNER!

Jake Mercer: Charlie steps backwards as he gets a running start! RUNNING TOWARDS HIM GOING FOR A BIG BOOT TO CRUSH HIS FACE! WAIT! CHRIS THOUGH QUICKLY GETS OUT OF THE CORNER AS HE CATCHES CHARLIE WITH THE ALMIGHTY PUSH! CHRIS MANAGES TO SAVE HIS CHANCES IN THIS MATCH JUST A LITTLE LONGER AS HE TAKES CHARLIE DOWN TO THE GROUND FOR THE TIME BEING!

Stew-O: Charlie is completely leveled but it isn’t long before he gets up to his feet. BUT THAT’S NOT GOING TO STOP CHRIS AS HE SENDS A BRUTAL SIDEKICK TOWARDS CHARLIE’S FACE TO TAKE HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! Chris quickly seeking an opportunity as he jumps up to the top rope, Charlie in the perfect position! AS CHRIS LAUNCHES OFF THE TOP ROPE LOOKING TO KEEP HIM DOWN ON THE MAT!

Flannery McCoy: BUT CHARLIE STUMBLES UP TO HIS FEET AND SENDS A FIST TOWARDS HIS FACE TO STUN HIM ON THE TOP! Charlie has a moment to breathe as Chris is trying to collect himself and get back into this match before Charlie does. BUT CHARLIE GRABS HIM AS HE LAUNCHES HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE AS CHRIS CRASHES DOWN ON THE CANVAS IN A WORLD OF HURT!

Jake Mercer: Chris is definitely hurting right now as Charlie falls into the corner. Patiently waiting for Chris to get back up to his feet so he can continue the fight. BUT I DON’T THINK THAT’S ON CHARLIE’S MIND AS IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING TO FINISH THIS MATCH! CHARING CROSS! CHARLIE GOING FOR THE DISCUS LARIAT TO TAKE DOWN CHRIS!

Stew-O: BUT CHRIS MANAGES TO KICK CHARLIE’S ARM AWAY BEFORE IT TAKES HIS HEAD COMPLETELY OFF! Charlie stumbling back and grabbing his arm but is making his way towards Chris in hopes of making sure he doesn’t lose his advantage. BUT IT’S TOO LATE AS CHRIS GRABS HIM AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG STANDING SPANISH FLY! BROOKLYN HIGH CONNECTS AS CHRIS IS QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG! PIN ATTEMPT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Flannery McCoy: BUT CHARLIE GETS THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE! THIS MATCH IS NOT ENDING JUST YET!

Jake Mercer: Chris is accepting that fact as he’s getting back up to his feet and grabbing Charlie by his head as he brings him up as well. He quickly sends him into an Irish whip towards the ropes, AS HE POPS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND GOES FOR A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! But Charlie isn’t having it as he’s sending punches down onto his skull right now to prevent it! Chris is attempting to keep him up in the air but his body might just give out on him, as he’s forced to drop Charlie back down to the ground! Chris attempting to rebound, BUT NOT BEFORE CHARLIE CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A HEADBUTT TOWARDS HIS SKULL TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!

Stew-O: Chris is down on the ground but is quickly rolling away and making his way towards the apron to make sure he’s away from Charlie and harms way for the moment. Charlie making his way over though as Chris isn’t going to have much time to breathe. Charlie grabbing his head and bringing him up to his feet, BUT CHRIS BRINGS HIS HEAD THROUGH THE ROPES AND RAMS HIS SHOULDER INTO THE GUT OF CHARLIE! Charlie is sent back as Chris is quickly making his way up to the top rope, I don’t think Charlie sees! AS CHRIS LEAPS OFF AND TAKES CHARLIE DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A TOP-ROPE BLOCKBUSTER!

Flannery McCoy: Charlie drops down to the ground grabbing his neck as Chris kips right back up to his feet. Chris circling around Charlie now as he waits for him to get back up to his feet. Charlie slowly stumbling up trying to realize where he is right now, BUT IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE FOR THAT AS CHRIS RUNS TOWARDS HIM TAKING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A RUNNING FOREARM! 

Jake Mercer: But Charlie manages to duck under just in time! Chris forced to continue to run to the ropes to rebound, BUT CHARLIE RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Chris is unknowing where he is as he grabs the ropes to drag himself up to his feet! AS CHARLIE SENDS A RIGHT TO HIS FACE BEFORE DRAGGING HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LOCKING HIM INTO TRANQUILITY!

Stew-O: REAR NAKED CHOKE HOLD APPLIED TO CHRIS ELITE AS YOU CAN SEE HE’S ALREADY DESPERATELY TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! Chris trying to keep himself up but Charlie is slowly forcing him down to the ground as he wraps his legs around him in hopes of subduing him! Chris doesn’t see any way out as he waves his arms around in hopes of escaping! Will Chris be able to get out of this hold or will we be seeing the end of this match right here?! 

Flannery McCoy: WAIT! CHRIS JUST DRAGGED BOTH HIS AND CHARLIE’S WEIGHT TOWARDS THE EDGE OF THE RING AS HE BARELY PUTS HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! CHRIS BARELY FORCES A ROPE BREAK!

Jake Mercer: Charlie has to be in disbelief, look at his face! He’s right back up though as the ref doesn’t need to relay the message that this isn’t the end of the match. Chris beginning to stagger up to his feet as Charlie waits patiently against the ropes. Chris grabbing the middle rope as Charlie sees the perfect opportunity, RUNNING FORWARD AND LOOKING TO BOOT HIM RIGHT IN THE SIDE OF HIS FACE TO KNOCK HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!

Stew-O: But Chris moves out of the way as Charlie falls against the ropes! Chris grabbing him by his arm and sending him into an Irish whip, AS HE TAKES CHARLIE DOWN WITH A PICTURE PERFECT DROPKICK!  Charlie drops down to the ground as immediately he’s rolling out of the ring, but Chris isn’t letting him go so easily as he’s right back up and on the attack. RUNNING THROUGH THE ROPES AND LOOKING TO TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!

Flannery McCoy: BUT CHARLIE MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS CHRIS COLLIDES WITH THE BARRICADE HEADFIRST! Chris is taken down to the mat as Charlie quickly grabs Chris and rolls him into the ring. AS HE GRABS HIM AND DROPS HIM INTO THE HEADMASTER RITUAL! SPINEBUSTER COMPLETELY TAKES CHRIS ELITE OUT AS CHARLIE HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN! CAN HE CAPITALIZE?! 

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHRR-

Jake Mercer: BUT CHRIS GETS THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME! 

Stew-O: This match isn’t over yet and Chris is going to make sure it ends with his hand raised in victory! Charlie slowly pulling himself up as he leans against the ropes for a moment, waiting for Chris to slowly get up as he begins to stir for a moment. AS CHARLIE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A KNEE TOWARDS HIS HEAD AS CHRIS IS ON ALL FOURS! 

Flannery McCoy: But it’s Chris that manages to roll to his side and out of harm’s way to drag himself up onto a knee! Chris quickly getting himself up to a knee as Charlie stumbles forward, BUT CHRIS GRABS HIM BY HIS HEAD AS HE MOVES TOWARDS HIM AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS! Charlie definitely didn’t expect a wave of momentum from Chris as he makes an attempt to recover. BUT CHRIS ISN’T GOING TO LET HIM AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT TO CRUSH CHARLIE!

Jake Mercer: That definitely had to hurt as Charlie is grabbing his gut and pulling himself up. BUT CHRIS ONCE MORE IS RUNNING TOWARDS HIM AS HE GOES FOR OPEN YA MATA! CHRIS CONNECTING WITH THE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO TAKE CHARLIE DOWN TO THE MAT AS IN SECONDS HE’S ALREADY ROLLING HIM ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKING THE LEGS! PIN ATTEMPT BY CHRIS!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREE-

Stew-O: BUT CHARLIE GETS THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE!

Flannery McCoy: And you can see the frustration beginning to build on the face of the Hall of Famer but he’s right back up to his feet. Chris is climbing up to the top rope as he’s going for one more attempt at the top. Charlie is slowly beginning to recover and pull himself up to his feet as Chris positions himself. AS HE GOES FOR AIMIN’ FOR THE MOON! CHRIS ELITE LAUNCHING OFF AND GOING FOR THE SPIRAL TAP! 

Jake Mercer: BUT CHARLIE GETS THE KNEES UP! Chris in a world of hurt as Charlie waits for him to get up! AS HE CONNECTS WITH CHARING CROSS! CHRIS IS TAKEN OUT AND DOWN TO THE GROUND AS CHARLIE MIGHT’VE JUST PUT THE FINISHING TOUCH ON THIS MATCH! CHARLIE QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! DOES THIS SPELL THE END OF THIS MATCH FOR CHRIS ELITE?!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!




Stew-O: BUT THE REF STOPS AS HE SEES CHRIS’ LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!

Flannery McCoy: And Charlie is absolutely infuriated, look at his face. Charlie is back up to his feet as he’s circling around the ring, stalking his prey and looking to take him down to the mat. AS CHARLIE GRABS HIM AND GOES FOR THE QUEEN IS DEAD! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT INCOMING!

Jake Mercer: But Chris with the last of his strength manages to push Charlie towards the ropes as he forces Charlie to let go of the hold. And you can feel the frustration continuing to build as he shoves Chris away, AND REELS HIS ARM BACK GOING FOR A LARIAT!

Stew-O: But Chris manages to duck under the attempt just in time! Chris pushing him against the ropes as he grabs him by his arm and sends him into an Irish whip! BEFORE CATCHING HIM WITH A KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Charlie is definitely feeling the pressure beginning to sink in as Chris leaps up into the air, AND FOLLOWS IT UP AS HE DROPS A KNEE DROP ONTO HIS SKULL TO KEEP THE PACE!

Flannery McCoy: Chris doesn’t have much time to rest as Charlie is making an attempt to pull himself back up to his feet surely before Chris can do anything else! BUT I DON’T THINK HE EXPECTS CHRIS ELITE TO GO FOR THE BOX OFFICE SMASH! SUPERKICK INCOMING!

Jake Mercer: But Charlie ducks under as he grabs Chris, AND GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! But Chris manages to land on his feet! AS THIS TIME HE GOES FOR OPEN YA MATA! But Charlie pushes away the knee strike knowing better! AS THIS TIME HE GOES FOR CHARING CROSS ONE MORE TIME!

Stew-O: But Chris ducks under this time! AS HE GRABS CHARLIE’S ARM AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A RIPCORD LARIAT! Chris isn’t done as he grabs him by his arms, AND OPEN YA MATA FINALLY CONNECTS! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE SKULL OF CHARLIE!

Flannery McCoy: AS CHRIS SHOVES HIM BACKWARDS AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH BOX OFFICE SMASH! SUPERKICK CONNECTS AS HE TAKES CHARLIE DOWN TO THE MAT! CHRIS QUICKLY DROPS DOWN AS HE HOOKS THE LEG! PIN ATTEMPT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Invincible’ plays up as the crowd begins to cheer for Chris Elite. He slowly pulls himself up to his feet taking a moment to breathe as he leans against the ropes for a good moment. The ref makes his way over as he raises his hand in victory before Chris continues his celebration)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… CHRIS ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: THE BATTLE OF THE BALDIES HAVE CONCLUDED! AND ONLY ONE STANDS ON TOP! THE POWER OF THE TIGHTS HAVE PUSHED HIM THROUGH THE MATCH!

Stew-O: Whatever the hell he said, what a match that we’ve just seen tonight! It was a match of big proportions pitting two World Champions together but in the end only one could come out on top when the smoke cleared, and that was Chris Elite.

Flannery McCoy: And you know that had to make Charlie very unhappy coming off a World Championship loss and then losing another match. But I have no doubt in my mind that he’ll be able to bounce back in the No Way Out match somehow. But nonetheless congratulations to Chris Elite!

(Chris rolls out of the ring as he looks at an absolutely irate Charlie inside of the ring. He simply laughs as he makes his way up the ramp and takes his leave as Dynasty fades out from there)

(The camera pans to a mysterious undisclosed location, The Visual Prophet and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo appear, seated on velvet chairs in front of the camera.)

The Visual Prophet: Surprise, surprise, you really thought we’d be gone for long? That we’d let a pale-skinned cacazoid devil let our careers be flushed down the drain? It was only a matter of time before Big Viz and the Doctor came back to once more correct the fatal errors of the unmelanated authority that runs rampant on Dynasty these days.

Dr Angelo D’Angelo: If you thought Reckless Wiring would be the end, oh my, you’re in for a rude awakening. The poster girl for White privilege sought to maintain just that in the build-up to Big Viz’s match at Reckless Wiring. Doing anything and everything to use the establishment to help her cling to power, even going so far as to fire one of the most prolific talents this company has ever seen, a prolific BLACK FEMALE talent. Coincidence? 

The Visual Prophet: :mjpls:!!!

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: No coincidence at all, a power ploy to hinder Viz’ performance at Reckless Wiring. To hinder another tremendous Black talent from reaching a position that Veena Adams and Charlie Marr couldn only dream of doing on the basis of their own skill, or intelligence. Truly disgraceful behavior from both of these crusty cacs, but it’s to be expected from those two. Any imbalance of the scales is passable in their book, as long as it leads to them maintaining their wealth and power. 

The Visual Prophet: And they really thought we’d take it lying down? Serena Bennett may have been a victim of this power abuse, but the two of us are still here and very much alive in EAW. Every dynamic you two have set up was to sabotage both Dr. Angelo D’angelo and I, and The Shea Butter Babies. Reckless Wiring may have ended in favor of you two, but our business isn’t close to finished, and we’re not the only ones who feel that way. Too many people do, including Starr Stan.

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: That’s right, Starr sees the cancer of Veena Adams and Charlie Marr spreading throughout Dynasty’s system and he’s not going to let it spread any further. That’s why Starr saw the opening slot at Grand Rampage and knew there was only one man who deserved it. Who’s turn it was to make a statement on Dynasty and pay back the favor to Veena Adams and Charlie Marr, Big Vizzy himself. Just to ensure that no cacazoid fuckery ensues at the hand of these two demons, Starr Stan will be in our corner when the time comes for Viz to repay the debt he owes Charlie Marr.

The Visual Prophet: And that debt will be a glorious one, Charlie Marr’s awfully wrinkled at what looks like 49 year old bald head dropped against the canvas as Veena Adams bears witness to her cash grab slowly escaping her. This dream she’s been living in comes to a screeching halt and all the power she had vanishes from her possession. Slipping away from her. They’ll feel what my partner felt and what the two of us have been forced to for weeks now. 

The Visual Prophet: For now however, there’s a greater and more pressing problem than Charlie Marr and Veena Adams. A problem that I not only have to deal with, but can only blame myself for creating. That problem is the winner of the Grand Rampage. EAW’s unholiest and most clinically ill competitor, one who only fell to such darkness after seeing the light of Big Viz. 

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: A man perhaps more cynical than any other in EAW, including Charlie Marr and Veena Adams. But a man who also knows that he is no match for this Black King. 

(Dr. Angelo D’Angelo points to Viz.)

The Visual Prophet: At Battle of Egypt 2, I face Drake King once again and show him who he truly belongs to. Show him that a Grand Rampage win don’t mean shit if he can’t make it to Pain For Pride. If he’s out for months at a time and undergoes another drastic change in one of his many personalities that I’ve inspired. One of EAW’s most landscape altering matches to date is run back a year later, but it’ll end just as this story began. Drake King failing to accept his role as the student, not the master. Believing that showing us all he’s come a long way since his loss to me, but he’s only come this way BECAUSE of me.l 

The Visual Prophet: Even during the Grand Rampage, did you see my illegitimate son’s reaction when this don’s music hit? His jaw hit the floor and his heart sank to his vagina. Only managing to grab the upper hand at the aid of his two groupies, who sacrificed their own chances of victory for one cult leader’s success. That’s not really sacrifice, it’s career suicide and Drake, I’m yours. I’ll make sure your disciples’ only role in our match are as viewers to Vizzy ending the dreams of Drizzy. 

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Ask yourself, Drake, who do you really belong to?

The Visual Prophet: You’re mine still. 

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: That is the one inescapable truth of your career’s story, it is overseen by The Visual Prophet and only a product of his actions. The problem of personal identity and Locke’s memory theory at work.

The Visual Prophet: Everything you’ve seen, I put in front of your eyes. Everything you’ve felt, I was the determining cause of. I create the ripples that shape your career and I own your soul. You cleansed yourself of everything Prophetic Visions left you with, but you can wash away scars and I am your career’s most painfully apparent scar. A constant reminder that the story of Drake King can only exist when The Visual Prophet holds the pen. 

The Visual Prophet: You’ve never been more insecure, more compromised and more in desperate need of answers. Who you are and what your legend in EAW should be? It’s all because no matter the accolades to your name, you know that until you defeat that which bounds you to the person you always were, you’ll never be anyone new. And it’s past time you met your maker for a second time. I wouldn’t keep your eyes peeled on that Pain For Pride main event for long, you’re not getting past Battle Of Egypt and you’re not ever going to become the master. Forever the student, love.

(Dr. Angelo D’Angelo and The Visual Prophet get off the velvet chairs and leave the shot.)

(The camera pans over the World 1 Theatre in East Rutherfoord, New Jersey. After a brief moment, ‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell hits the PA system and the crowd erupts as Adam Lucas emerges onto the stage, his PURE Championship wrapped around his waist. His focus and intent gives way for a brief moment, playing it up to the fans but his joy fades back to the focus, the intent and near frustration and anger dashing his face as he heads to the ring)

Stephanie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!

Virtual Crowd: ONE FAL!!!

Stephanie Love: AND IS A CHAMPION VERSUS CHAMPION MATCH! Introducing first! From New York City, New York. Weighing in at two hundred and thirty one pounds! HE IS ‘THE NEXT LEVEL’ AND HE IS THE EAW PURE CHAMPION!!! AAAAADDDDDAAAAAMMMMMM LLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

Stew-O: It’s safe to say that Grand Rampage was truly a mixed night for Adam Lucas and even that is painting it nicely. To defend his PURE Championship successfully against Maxwell only to be betrayed, to be abandoned by Mr. DEDEDE, someone who he thought had his back throughout his own ordeal with INSURGENCY over the last few months, nobody can blame Adam Lucas for hitting the ring tonight in exactly in a mood to talk things out, only to fight.

Flannery McCoy: An enthralling match that showcased what should be the future of this company could be, was easily overshadowed by the man who has been the past, the present and will surely remain the future over any young emerging Elitist, Mr. DEDEDE stole the glory and stole that moment away from Adam. The spear, the Con-Chair To to boot. We have to wonder just what kind of condition is the PURE Champion in here tonight?

(‘It Follows’ by Cain Hill replaces the music and so too forces a 180 reaction from the virtual crowd, who muster all their breath to boo Xander Payne. He slowly steps onto the stage, brimming with confidence and looking at the EAW World Heavyweight Championship resting on his shoulder. He rolls his shoulders, warms his neck up and heads to the ring to meet his opponent)

Stephanie Love: And introducing his opponent. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at two hundred and sixty three pounds! HE IS THE ‘PAYNEKILLER’ AND HE IS THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! XXXXAAAAANNNNNDDDDEEERRRRRRR PPPPPPPPAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: Yeah yeah, enough with the sob story. You know what else took place at Grand Rampage? THE FIRST SUCCESSFUL TITLE DEFENSE OF XANDER PAYNE! 

Stew-O: Indeed it was a matchup that delivered exactly what we anticipated it would. Both Payne and Charlie Marr giving it all they head, delivering some of the stiffest, most brutal shots that I can remember. The damage to both men I’m sure is still lingering as it handicapped to some degree. But it was Xander Payne fighting through it the best in order to come out on top.

Flannery McCoy: I hate to say it, but it was the perfect representation of what Dynasty has to offer. Two outstanding Elitists going to war, daring to end one another and equally as brave in willing to risk it all for the sake of remaining or becoming World Champion. 

(‘It Follows’ dies down as the crowd’s reaction turns back into a positive one for Adam Lucas. The referee checks on both men before calling for the bell to begin the match)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: We’re underway in this Champion versus Champion mat– ADAM LUCAS IMMEDIATELY COMES SCREAMING OUT OF HIS CORNER AND TAKES XANDER PAYNE DOWN WITH A DROPKICK! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION BLINDSIDED BY THE PURE CHAMPION WHO CLEARLY ISN’T IN ANY GOOD MOOD! YOU WONDERED ABOUT THE CONDITION HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN IN HEADING INTO THIS CONTEST, FLANNERY, BUT HE DOESN’T HAMPERED AT ALL!

Flannery McCoy: CERTAINLY NOT AT ALL! HE’S TEEING OFF ON XANDER PAYNE WITH RELENTLESS RIGHT FISTS! XANDER TRYING TO COVER UP DESPERATELY BUT ADAM LUCAS ISN’T GIVING HIM A CHANCE TO! HE DRAGS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING BUT XANDER CUTS HIS INTENTIONS SHORT WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! Xander doesn’t seem to appreciate being blindsided by Adam to begin this match! Both men walking into tonight’s contest with near polar opposite demeanors but Payne wasn’t expecting this from Lucas at all!

Jake Mercer: That knee certainly took the wind out of his sails figuratively and his lungs literally! Xander Payne backs him up onto the ropes and looks to whip him around the ring! But Lucas digs the heels into the canvas, in the middle of the ring and uses the momentum to his advantage! He pulls Xander in and drops his with a ring shaking Spinebuster!

(The virtual crowd roars quickly turn to boos as Xander quickly rolls out of the ring)

Jake Mercer: And I can’t say I blame the crowd for booing Xander but it’s a smart tactic regardless. All the frustrations that Adam Lucas has had to bottle up over the last six days, the lack of answers to all the questions he has about how Mr. DEDEDE turned against him, he’s got an almighty opportunity to unleash it all and gain a massive, massive victory here tonight. 

Stew-O: Adam pacing back and forth, wanting to get outside and maintain his offense. He steps towards the ropes and Xander sweeps him off his legs! But Adam responds quickly by driving both boots into the chest of Payne who gets sent reeling into the barricade. The back of the World Heavyweight Champion slamming into the ringside barricade as Adam slides outside to meet his opponent! Immediately Xander tries to create some distance between himself as a fierce, focused Lucas with a right fist! But Lucas simply shrugs it off, continuing to press forward. He clubs Xander Payne over the back of the head with a forearm and proceeds to throw him into the ring apron! 

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

Flannery McCoy: I wonder how long these two are going to test their luck on the outside as the referee begins their count as they continue this cat and mouse chase on the outside! Xander Payne reeling away from each blow from Adam Lucas! Finally Xander scoots beneath the bottom rope and slides back into the ring. Adam follows but he’s cut off by a basement dropkick! Both boots connecting flush on the face as Xander rolls away to take a moment to recompose himself!

Jake Mercer: This match started at a hundred miles an hour all dictated by Adam Lucas but his upper hand has quickly evaporated by the decision making of the World Champion. Experience showing its hand whether you like it or not as Xander Payne takes full control of this match.

Stew-O: And that control is something he looks to maintain as he grabs the arm of Adam Lucas and tries to clock in the grounded top wrist lock! But Adam fires away with stray left fists, targeting the ribs of his opponent, it causes Xander’s grip on the PURE Champion’s wrist to loosen and Adam takes advantage! He floats behind Payne, wrapping both arms around the waist. Xander fires back with an elbow but Adam ducks before hoisting and connecting with the German Suplex! Xander Payne comes crashing down the back of his neck as Adam moves in to make a cover, hooking the leg!

Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Kick out at one by Xander Payne! Think of the complications that could arise from Adam Lucas defeating Xander Payne here tonight. It would give the PURE Champion every reason to stake a claim for a World Heavyweight Championship match at the time of the year in which everyone wants to get that all so desirable opportunity to headline Pain For Pride. But he can’t be thinking too far ahead, not without getting the victory here tonight first and foremost!

Jake Mercer: That’s the kind of mindset that’s going to get you beaten far quicker and completely dash whatever ideas of what could be in an instant! 

Stew-O: I don’t think Adam Lucas is thinking about anything other than trying to firstly pick up a big victory for himself here tonight and secondly to get some kind of answer from Mr. DEDEDE. As the PURE Champion drags Xander Payne towards the center of the ring by the leg. He twists the leg around, looking to lock in a figure four leglock and either Payne submit or simply wear him out to make his life in this contest easier. WAIT! HOLD UP! ROLL UP BY XANDER PAYNE INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!!

Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!! TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO! Adam Lucas powers out as both men race back to their feet but it’s Xander Payne who drops Adam Lucas back down to the canvas with a running back elbow! Lucas rallies back to his feet as Xander hits the ropes! He comes charging back towards the center of the ring as Lucas ducks, looking for a back body drop. But Xander fakes him out and instead delivers a snap DDT! Adam immediately clutches his neck as Xander once again rolls into a pin, this time arrogantly driving the elbow across the jaw!

Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!! TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOO–

Jake Mercer: Barely a two count this time for the World Heavyweight Champion. The confidence of a World Champion is full display but even he realises it’s merely for a display. The disrespect, toying with his opponent who is already being driven by some degree of emotion; Xander Payne is looking to capitalise on it all, on the weaknesses Adam Lucas is bringing into this contest and exploit for his own gain here tonight.

Stew-O: Adam perks up after kicking out and shakes the cobwebs from his head. A clear, visible look of disgust with himself for being caught out as Xander Payne fires away with a kick straight to the spine! Adam arches backwards and drops back down to the ring before Xander follows it up with a jumping seated senton! The full two hundred and sixty three pound frame of Xander Payne being brought down on the midsection of Adam Lucas who immediately gasps for air. Xander remains seated on top of his opponent but Adam desperately swings left and right punches at the ribs of Payne. 

Jake Mercer: And It’s enough to force him up! It clearly bothered him as Xander stretches the left side of his body as he rises to his feet. But it’s not enough of a break for Adam to catch a breath or two, Xander forces him back to a vertical base and proceeds to drive him into the corner. Repeatedly driving the forearm into the jaw of Adam Lucas! Relentless shots almost similar to what he dished out to Charlie Marr no more than a week ago! The official steps in to break it up as Adam clutches the ropes to hold himself up.

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

Flannery McCoy: Xander raises his arms, signalling that he’ll stop– BUT THEN HE DRIVES THE SKULL OF ADAM LUCAS STRAIGHT INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! THE PADDING ONLY DOES SO MUCH TO PROTECT THE BRAIN OF LUCAS FROM BOUNCING BACK AND FORTH INSIDE HIS SKULL! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! RELENTLESSLY OVER AND OVER AGAIN BEFORE AGAIN THE REFEREE STEPS IN!

Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

(The virtual crowd heavily boos Xander Payne who smirks as he backs away)

Stew-O: It might have been too little too late as Adam Lucas slumps into the corner. He’s clearly disorientated, he might not know exactly where he is as the Payne continues to back up until he’s in the opposite corner! HE CHARGES IN ACROSS THE RING AND DIVES TOWARDS THE CORNER! INTO THE FIRE!!!! THE CANNONBALL BRINGING ALL OF HIS WEIGHT CRASHING INTO ADAM LUCAS! LUCAS FLOPS FORWARDS, ALMOST LIFELESS AS XANDER PAYNE MAKES THE COVER, ONCE AGAIN NOT HOOKING THE LEG!

Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!! TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!! TTTTTHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEE–

Jake Mercer: YES! ADAM KICKS OUT! AND XANDER PAYNE DOESN’T SEEM ALL TOO IMPRESSED! He drives his hands down on the ring in protest but the referee stands their ground and holds two fingers up! Payne shakes his head as he gets to his feet before signalling to end the match! Adam has to get it together! He has to fight back into this contest or might be over in a second!

Stew-O: Xander picks Adam up from the canvas and looks to lock in the package piledriver! But Adam springs to life and connects with a forearm to the jaw! He barely stands upright, wavering after each hit where he can’t lean against Payne. Xander barely feels it, a smile dawning on his face instead but he’s cut off by the valiant, resilient foe who once again connects with another forearm! This time it catches Xander off guard and washes the grin away as Xander stumbles back towards the ropes. He comes charging and swings wildly with a lariat but Adam ducks! Both men pivot as they pass one another– STEP UP ENZIGURI!!! THE BOOT OF ADAM LUCAS CLIPS XANDER PAYNE ACROSS THE TEMPLE AND BOTH MEN COLLAPSE TO THE CANVAS AS THE VIRTUAL CROWD ROARS TO LIFE!

Flannery McCoy: Both men taking in deep breaths as they lay flat in the middle of the ring but only for a brief moment as they realise the necessity to be the first back up. Adam, being willed on by the audience as Xander slowly tries to get back to his feet, knocked a little loopy but realising the momentum slipping away from him in this contest. Opposite corners of the ring, Adam and Xander both, nearly at the same time, pull themselves up by the ropes and staring down the other.

Jake Mercer: AND HERE WE GO! THEY RACE TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING AND ADAM IS THE FIRST TO LAND A PUNCH!! NO! XANDER INSTEAD KICKS HIM IN THE GUTS! ANTICLIMACTIC BUT SMART AT THE SAME TIME! XANDER HITS THE ROPES BUT ADAM TO THE ROAR OF CHEERS CONNECTS WITH A DISCUSS PUNCH! IT FLOORS XANDER PAYNE BUT XANDER IMMEDIATELY JUMPS BACK TO HIS FEET, ONLY TO BE MET WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK!

Stew-O: The legs of Xander Payne blasted out from under him as he drops to the ground, close to smacking his face on the pearly white of the ring mat. Adam leaps back to his feet and drags a limping Xander with him. Xander tries to cut him off with a headbutt and it stuns Lucas briefly! But Adam shakes it off and retaliates with a knee to the midsection! Xander haunches over before being pushed into the corner. Adam races in AND DRILLS HIM WITH A STINGER SPLASH! THIS TIME IT’S THE WIND BEING DRIVEN FROM THE LUNGS OF XANDER PAYNE WHO COUGHS, FALLING TO THE FLOOR AND ADAM MAKES A COVER!

Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!! TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Flannery McCoy: IT’S NOT ENOUGH! Xander Payne shoots the shoulder off the canvas to keep himself alive in this match. But the intensity and the sharp focus has returned to the face of the PURE Champion. This Champion versus Champion hangs in the balance and the tide has turned in favour of the underdog. We could see a tremendous upset here tonight on Dynasty! 

Jake Mercer: Instead it’s Xander who tries to race to his feet first, once again trying to create distance between himself and Adam Lucas, trying to stem the flow of offense against him. But the pressure mounts as Adam quickly steps forward to meet his opponent– BUT XANDER CLAWS AT THE EYES OF LUCAS! LUCAS CRIES OUT AS XANDER’S NAILS DIG INTO THE EYES OF HIS OPPONENT! DISGUSTING TACTICS BUT NOBODY SHOULD BE ALL TOO SURPRISED!

Stew-O: WE’RE CERTAINLY NOT. ADAM COMES REELING AWAY, STILL COVERING HIS EYES, UNABLE TO SEE AS HE STUMBLES AROUND THE RING. BUT HE STUMBLES RIGHT INTO THE CLUTCHES OF PAYNE WHO LIFTS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! LOOKING FOR AMNESIA!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!!

Jake Mercer: NO! NO! ADAM FLIPS OUT OF IT AND CATCHES PAYNE OFF GUARD! HE TURNS IT INTO A HIP TOSS, FLATTENING PAYNE ON HIS BACK BEFORE DRAGGING HIM BACK TO HIS FEET TO FINISH HIM OFF WITH THE CRADLE PILEDRIVER! THE COMBINATION SENDS XANDER PAYNE COLLAPSING HIS ENTIRE FRAME ON TOP OF HIS SKULL! HIS NECK, HIS SPINE MAY HAVE BEEN COMPRESSED BY THAT UNGODLY IMPACT AND ADAM LUCAS MIGHT JUST BE ON HIS WAY TO A VICTORY AS HE MAKES THE COVER!!!

Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!! TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!! TTTTTHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Flannery McCoy: Once again Xander Payne manages to kick right out! The bitter disappointment flush on the face of Adam Lucas who can only run his hands through his hair. The hand of the referee was just inches away from landing. It was so close that he could almost hear his music being warmed up, ready to be played but it wasn’t to be.

Jake Mercer: But Adam can’t lose focus, he has Xander on the ropes here. He rises back to a vertical base, trying to keep focused, keep his emotions in check as Xander can barely grip the kneepad of his opponent to hold himself up off the mat. Adam, to the cheer of the virtual crowd, points and signals for the end. He yanks Xander to his feet and hurls him into the ropes, seeking the pop up powerbomb!

Stew-O: Xander however catches himself on the ropes, barely keeping his head upright but enough wherewithal to know what was coming next. Adam charges in, perhaps looking to bundle Payne outside the ring with a lariat but he’s cut off by a Superkick! The boot of Xander Payne connects to the jaw of Adam Lucas who stumbles backwards towards the center of the ring. 

Flannery McCoy: he doesn’t let it bother him too much though! He shakes it off and comes bouncing back towards Xander– BUT XANDER STEPS OUT OF THE WAY, SENDING LUCAS INTO THE ROPES! HE REELS BACK!! LAST SEDATION FROM XANDER PAYNE!!! THE SAME MOVE THAT SAW HIM SUCCESSFULLY PUT CHARLIE MARR AWAY!!

Jake Mercer: ADAM COUNTERS! ADAM COUNTERS! HE FLIPS OVER AND DROPS DOWN, ROLLING XANDER PAYNE UP! HE HAS IT FOR SURE!!

Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!! TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!! 

Jaker Mercer: WHAT A MASSIVE WIN!!!

Referee: TTTTTHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Stew-O: NO! XANDER PAYNE KICKS OUT BUT HE KICKS OUT RIGHT INTO THE CLUTCHES OF HIS OPPONENT! NOWHERE TO GO, ADAM LUCAS LOCKS IN THE FULL NELSON, LOOKING TO END THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE WITH THE FULL NELSON SLAM! XANDER TRYING DESPERATELY TO BREAK THE HOLD, TRYING TO BRING HIS ARMS DOWN TO HIS SIDE BUT THE GRIP OF ADAM LUCAS REMAINS AS TIGHT AS EVER! HE REALISES IT’S HIS TIME! HIS MOMENT AND HIS VICTORY TO SEIZE! HE HOISTS HIM UP!!!

Flannery McCoy: OUT OF PURE DESPERATION XANDER CLINGS ONTO THE REFEREE’S SHIRT AND REFUSES TO LET GO! ADAM TRYING DESPERATELY TO CONNECT WITH A MOVE THAT WILL ABSOLUTELY SPELL THE END OF THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AND SCORE A MASSIVE, MASSIVE VICTORY BUT XANDER’S GRIP ON THE REFEREE REFUSES TO WILT. ADAM HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO RELEASE THE FULL NELSON BUT CONNECTS WITH A STANDING DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! IT SENDS XANDER PAYNE TUMBLING TO THE MAT BUT SO TOO HE DRAGS THE REFEREE DOWN!

Jake Mercer: Man, Adam Lucas can’t catch a break here. His opponent was right where he wanted him, but now he’s inadvertently taken the referee out of this contest! Adam is the only man standing and he must, he absolutely must take this chance to put Xander Payne away! The World Heavyweight Champion, feeling the impact of this match, barely stirs as Adam Lucas steps towards hi–

Stew-O: –SSSSPPPPPEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!! SPEAR! FROM OUT OF NOWHERE MR. DEDEDE JUST RIPPED ADAM LUCAS IN HALF WITH A SPEAR! WHERE DID HE COME FROM? AND WHY? WHAT’S THIS FOR? 

(The virtual crowd boos heavily as Mr. DEDEDE quickly rolls back outside the ring. The referee and Xander Payne slowly rise to their feet, Xander still gripping the official’s shirt and neither aware of the situation)

Stew-O: MR. DEDEDE MIGHT HAVE JUST STRIPPED AWAY ANY CHANCE ADAM LUCAS HAD WINNING HERE TONIGHT! THE OFFICIAL WAS DISTRACTED BY XANDER PAYNE DRAGGING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND GAWD SWOOPED IN AND SENT YET ANOTHER MESSAGE IN THE FORM OF A DEADLY SPEAR! ADAM LUCAS, TO HIS CREDIT, IS STIRRING ON THE CANVAS, HE DOESN’T WANT TO LET THIS MATCH SLIP THROUGH HIS FINGER. ADAM IS STARING MR. DEDEDE DOWN AS HE CRAWLS ON THE CANVAS. A SICKENING, WICKED GRIN ON THE FACE OF THE CHAIRMAN AS THE PURE CHAMPION STARES AT HIM WITH RAGE BOILING BENEATH THE SURFACE! 

Flannery McCoy: BUT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION REALISES THE OPPORTUNITY THAT HAS PRESENTED ITSELF AND HE’S LOOKING TO CAPITALISE! ADAM MIGHT NOT HAVE ANY CHOICE BUT SUFFER A DEVASTATING END AT THE HANDS OF XANDER PAYNE! HE DRAGS ADAM TO HIS FEET AND LOCKS HIM IN!!! PAYNEKILLER!!!! PAYNEKILLER DRIVES ADAM LUCAS DOWN ONTO HIS SKULL IN THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! HE ROLLS HIM AWAY AND MAKES THE COVER, THIS ONE IS OVER!

Referee: OOOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!! TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!! TTTTTHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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(DING! DING! DING!)

(“It Follows” by Cane Hill hits to the disdain of the virtual crowd. Xander Payne rolls off of Adam Lucas grinning from ear to ear before slowly rising to his feet. The official hands Xander his World Heavyweight Championship before raising his hand in victory)

Stephanie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…XXXXAAAAANNNNNDDDDEEERRRRRRR PPPPPPPPAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: GOD DAMN IT! Adam Lucas was on the verge of defeating Xander Payne here tonight until Mr. DEDEDE tore through him with that spear. Once again sending a message to the PURE Champion, this time warning him that Grand Rampage wasn’t just a one time ordeal.

Flannery McCoy: Between the interference at the end there and the antics of the World Heavyweight Champion it’s hard to say that Adam Lucas had a true, honest fighting chance here tonight. But he came so close on so many occasions to the point where I’m almost convinced that there’s going to be a day where Lucas topples Payne in the center of an EAW ring.

Jake Mercer: However there’s a reason why Xander Payne is our World Heavyweight Champion. Regardless of what anyone thinks of him, of the way he handles his business, he walks away from tonight with yet another victory in his win column. He builds on top of his victory at Grand Rampage as he heads into what is without a doubt the biggest moment in the young career of our World Champion. 

(Adam Lucas rolls out onto the ringside area but maintains his deathly stare with Mr. DEDEDE, who stands on the stage with a bold, arrogant grin on his face before he simply turns his back and leaves. The camera cuts to Xander Payne who celebrates his victory in the ring as the camera fades to black)

(Commercial for EAW’s “Be a Star” campaign featuring Chris Elite. He talks about the negatives of bullying until Lucas Johnson walks in on him, causing Chris to immediately attack him and show everyone what not to do.)

(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as ‘Second Sucks’ by A Day To Remember blasts through the speakers of the arena to cheers from the crowd. It isn’t long before Dynasty Co-General Manager, StarrStan, makes his way out to the stage. He has a toothy smile on his face as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring. He makes his way up the steel steps as he stands on the apron, looking out for a moment before he enters into the ring and spreading his arms out as he spins around towards the center of the ring. He looks out for a good moment before making his way towards the edge of the ring as he’s handed a mic. ‘Second Sucks’ fades out from there as Starr takes a moment before he begins to speak)

StarrStan: Thank you, I hope you’re all enjoying the show so far! But I’m sure the anticipation for Battle of Egypt 2 is intense especially after what happened at the beginning of the show. Each of the competitors confirmed for the match could definitely give World Heavyweight Champion, Xander Payne, a run for his money and it’ll be interesting to see who comes out on top in the end! But the more I thought about it, looking back at last year’s No Way Out matches, I thought that there could be more. But what more could you want out of it? An already stacked matchup with interesting proportions as well, but I continued to ponder on the thought of more.

StarrStan: What could make this No Way Out match just a little more interesting? Most importantly, exciting for the viewers at home and the crowd in attendance. So what better, than a Special Enforcer?

(The crowd begins to roar into cheers as Starr says this. That brings into question, who could it be? It could be anyone. From Starr himself to dare say an EAW legend that we haven’t seen in a long time. No matter who it is though it’s a fact that they’d be a pivotal factor in the match if pushed towards that point. Starr smiles as he nods his head, taking a moment before continuing to speak from there)

StarrStan: What could add to the already stacked match consisting of Impact, Chris Elite, Jake Smith, Lethal Consequences, Limmy Monaghan, & Charlie Marr? Well, I hit up an old friend for that answer. And let me just say he didn’t hesitate to agree on the matter. I’m sure all of you know him and it shouldn’t be much of a challenge to figure out why he’s earned everything that he’s gotten throughout his legendary career. But I’m not going to beat around the bush….

StarrStan: So without further adieu… introducing the Special Enforcer for the No Way Out match at Battle of Egypt!!!

(The anticipation begins to brew as the virtual crowd begins to murmur. It could be a plethora of people but one things for certain it’s the fact that it’s going to be a pleasant surprise for everyone and is definitely going to make the match interesting. The silence is deafening as the crowd continues to wait before…)

(‘Met Gala’ by Gucci Mane ft. Offset plays up as the virtual crowd erupts into cheers hearing the familiar theme. It’s been quite a bit since we last saw him, but after a while Tyler Parker makes his way out to the stage. He’s in formal attire as he has a smile on his face, nodding his head as he waves around at the crowd who is completely coming unglued for the EAW Hall of Famer. He from there makes his way down the ramp continuing to smile as he scans the arena before making his way up the steel steps. He goes onto the apron and enters into the ring as he makes his way over to the Dynasty Co-General Manager and shakes his hand as a warm smile reflects on both of their faces. It isn’t long before Tyler makes his way over to the timekeeper’s area, taking a mic as he makes his way back over to the center of the ring. ‘Met Gala’ from there fades out as the crowd quiets down. Tyler after a moment, beginning to speak)

Tyler Parker: Thank you, thank you. How long has it been? We’re nearing the 2 year mark of when I was last in an Elite Answers Wrestling ring. Facing an, admittingly, legend in the form of Jamie O’Hara. There was one thing I said at Battle of Egypt that still subsides with me to this day, and that’s the fact that my match at Battle of Egypt was simply a precursor for what’s to come. I’ve alluded to it before but I can say now that it wasn’t going to be the last time I was going to be in the ring as a competitor.

(The crowd begins to buzz as Tyler says this. Tyler did absolutely incredible at Battle of Egypt especially 2 years out of the ring and facing a EAW Hall of Famer in his own right. The prospect of Tyler going for another go in the ring is absolutely exciting for the virtual crowd in attendance. He chuckles for a moment as he brings his head down, before looking up and continuing)

Tyler Parker: But, I have a job to do this time around. I’m not going to roll up my sleeves just yet but I am going to make sure you guys get a show that you’ll never forget. So what better than the sequel to Tyler Parker’s return? Better than ever I’d argue. Battle of Egypt 2, just fits perfectly into place. But we’ll have to wait that out, because I’m calling it down the middle. I have no sense of bias for any of the competitors in that ring and I’m not looking to stir any trouble as tempting as that may sound. I’m doing this for all of you.

(Tyler points around at the virtual crowd as they cheer loudly for the Hall of Famer. He simply continues to smile as he continues to speak from there)

Tyler Parker: I’ve already given my everything to this ring, so I continue to give my everything to the fans who are going to be watching the No Way Out match at Battle of Egypt 2. While it’s not going to be in the ring, it’s going to be in some capacity. So I appreciate Starr for bringing me back as Special Enforcer, and I hope everyone enjoys the show-

(Tyler’s words are interrupted abruptly as ‘Morning Glory’ by Oasis blasts through the speakers of the arena. The crowd immediately begins to shower the World 1 Theatre in boos as Jake Smith, Limmy Monaghan, Donovan Duke, & Maxwell make their way out to the stage. Insurgency stand united on the stage, all of them wearing their in-ring attires as they’re ready for their main event match. Despite what happened earlier in the night, there is no notable animosity as they make their way down the ramp and towards the ring. They all begin to surround the ring as Tyler, keeping a calm look on his face, looks around at the four elitists as they slowly make their way into the ring, all of them with mics in their hands. ‘Morning Glory’ fades out as Insurgency look towards each other with devious smirks on their faces)

Donovan Duke: Well what do we have here? Some no good Hall of Famer who “promises” that he’s not going to cause any trouble in a match that he’s involved in?

Maxwell: I don’t know Donovan, seems to me I hear a whole lot of bluff, don’t you?

Limmy Monaghan: Well that better be the truth.

(Limmy simply says that as he takes a step forward and looks towards Tyler. Tyler keeps his calm as he nods slowly, hearing out each of them. Before holding up his hands)

Tyler Parker: I promise you if that was the case I would’ve already called some shots, but my priority is being a Special Enforcer and that’s it. Once again, I’m not looking to cause any trouble. And you can believe me or not with that fact. All I can say is that the two people in this ring right now who happen to be participating in the match, I have no ill will towards.

Limmy Monaghan: It’s easy to say that and lie under your breath. I find it hard to believe especially considering you’re someone who has longed to be in the ring ever since having his last go around at Battle of Egypt back in 2019. Admit it Tyler, causing trouble is the one thing that you wouldn’t think twice about. We can all read you like a book already. And I want you to consider that before you make a mistake that you’ll regret. And that’s tampering with any of Insurgency’s chances to headline Pain For Pride.

(Tyler raises an eyebrow as Limmy speaks. Before he can respond to him Jake clears his throat and steps forward. He’s let Insurgency have their piece but it’s about time he gets to say some things as well, and considering his track record it’s obvious that he just can’t wait to talk about the legendary Tyler Parker)

Jake Smith: Excuse my friends, we haven’t had a proper introduction just yet. Your names Tyler Parker, and my names Jake Smith. As you can clearly tell, me and my friend Limmy Monaghan who you just talked to back there, are going to be in the No Way Out match. And I’d like to take the time out of my day to give you a warning, Tyler. You might not need it, you might know better. But just in case, I will tell you it as it is. I’ve had my fair share of messing up opportunities and finding myself on the outside looking in, so as you can see this No Way Out match means alot to me. My last opportunity to get a World Heavyweight Championship shot at Pain For Pride. So of course, I’m taking all the necessary precautions. So all there’s left to say?

(Tyler is clearly not amused but keeps a straight face as Jake continues to speak. The tension continues to brew as all throughout the crowd is completely silent. Especially with a legend like Tyler in the ring, things can most definitely get interesting if Insurgency pushes the right buttons)

Jake Smith: If you even consider, messing up my chances in the No Way Out match. I will make sure you’re *never* able to get back into the ring again. 

(Both of them quickly step forward as they lock into an intense stare off. Things escalated real quick as Jake and Tyler are both murmuring words towards one another, inaudible to the fans at home. Tyler acknowledges the fact that Insurgency has a match coming up next as he nods a head, keeping a smile that is sure to irritate the four man group as he leaves the ring. The crowd cheers for Tyler but shares the same boos for Insurgency as Tyler makes his way up the ramp. Donovan, Limmy, and Maxwell stay staring a hole into Tyler and StarrStan as he catches up to him and follows him up the ramp. All while Jake is standing at the center of the ring, frozen with his eyes closed as he takes deep breaths, calming himself down. That’s the last shot seen before ultimately, the camera fades out from there)

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(‘Value’ by A$AP Ferg hits, as the crowd gives a mixture of cheers and boos for Mr. DEDEDE. They are still upset about his actions regarding Adam Lucas at Grand Rampage, but Mr. DEDEDE is confident that he knows what he’s doing. He brushes off the fan reaction as he steps out and makes his way down to the ring.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is an 8 man tag team match set for ONE FALL! Introducing first.. From the Dominican Republic.. Weighing 218lbs.. He is the Chairman of EAW… MR. DEDEDE!!!

Stew-O: Well, Mr. DEDEDE definitely had one of the more shocking moments at Grand Rampage when he took out Adam Lucas after the PURE Title match. What’s crazy is how Mr. DEDEDE praised Lucas all of this time, just for him to do what he did back at Grand Rampage.

(‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti featuring Kid Cudi hits, as Impact steps out onto the stage. He gets booed as well, as he makes his way down the entrance ramp, and towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: And his partner.. From Seattle, Washington.. Weighing in at 221lbs.. IMPACT!!!!

Stew-O: Impact nearly won the Grand Rampage match last weekend, as it came down to both him and Drake King. We all wanted to see anyone but New Eden, and Impact was so close to being that one, but it was a punt kick to the head that dropped Impact down to the ringside floor and eliminated him. We’ll see how Impact responds tonight.

(‘Tougher, Colder, Killer’ by El P, Killer Mike, and Despot hits, as the crowd continues to boos. Out steps Lethal Consequences. He makes his way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: And their partner! From Oakland, California.. Weighing in at 230lbs.. LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!

Flannery McCoy: Someone who also had a great showing at Grand Rampage last weekend. He didn’t win, but Lethal Consequences definitely made his presence known in the match before getting eliminated by a red hot Myles.

(‘Don Life’ by Big Sean ft. Lil Wayne hits, as the crowd erupts into cheers. The Visual Prophet steps out onto the stage as the crowd gets even louder. He smiles out and plays to the crowd, then continues to make his way down to the ring)

Stephie Love: And their partner.. From Detroit, Michigan.. Weighing in at 265lbs… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!

Stew-O: The Visual Prophet replaced Sosa Henderson in the Grand Rampage match, and boy did he show out!! He was one of the last few competitors in the Grand Rampage match. Let’s see how he does here tonight.

(‘Morning Glory’ by Oasis hits, as Jake Smith, Limmy Monaghan, Donovan Duke, and Maxwell step out onto the stage. All four members look at one another, then proceed to walk down the entrance ramp, and towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: And their opponents.. At a combined weight of 863lbs.. The team of Jake Smith, Limmy Monagan, Donovan Duke, and Maxwell.. INSURGENCY!!

Stew-O: What a performance these guys had at Grand Rampage. Jake, Limmy, and Donovan in the Grand Rampage, and Maxwell in the PURE title match. They didn’t come out on top, but each one of them showed out.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: There’s the bell, and this match is underway! Jake Smith is starting this one out for Insurgency, as Impact is seen at the other end. Jake quickly ties up with Impact, then slips in a standing side headlock. He doesn’t keep it for long though, as Impact shoves him off and sends him over to the far ropes at the other end! Jake hits the ropes, then rebounds back.. SPINNING WHEEL KICK BY IMPACT CATCHES JAKE SMITH RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!! Jake’s head turns all the way off to the side after that powerful kick! It definitely caught him off guard, and now it looks like Impact wants to go for a bulldog, as he wraps his arms around the head of Jake! He begins to run out with Jake’s head.. BULLDOG BY IMPACT!!

Flannery McCoy: Not quite! Jake managed to shove Impact off at the very last second, and slipped his head out, as Impact landed flat on his butt in the center of the ring! Jake stands behind Impact… AND KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE BACK LIKE A SOCCER BALL!!! Impact arches his back and yelps out in pain after that shot. Jake then runs to ropes in front of him, rebounds back towards the seated Impact.. AND CONNECTS WITH A BICYCLE KICK TO THE FACE OF IMPACT AND DROPS HIM FLAT ON THE MAT!!

Stew-O: Jake now circles around the body of Impact with his arms spread out wide. He wants the entire world to see what he is capable of doing to his opposition, as he taunts out, and adds a little insult to injury. Smith reaches down and grabs at the arms of Impact.. And what’s this!?! CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH!! Jake is now stomping away at the head, face, and chest of Impact right now while holding onto both of his wrists!! STOMP TO THE CHEST!! NOW THE FACE!! NOW THE CHEST!! AND THE FACE!!! ANOTHER TO THE FACE!! ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!!! AND FINALLY JAKE STOMPS RIGHT INTO THE FACE IMPACT AND PINS HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH HIS BOOT BEFORE STOMPING HIS FACE IN ONCE MORE AND WALKING OFF TO THE SIDE OF IMPACT. Jake then drops down and goes for the pin!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!

TWWWWWW-

Jake Mercer: And Impact kicks out at one and a half!! Jake reaches down and grabs Impact. He brings the hall of famer up to his feet, and whips him over to Insurgency’s corner! Impact hits the turnbuckles hard, as Jake Smith sprints over to the other end and gets in the face of all of the opponents standing in that corner! The referee takes a moment, and walks towards Jake.. BUT AT THE OTHER END, IT’S LIMMY MONAGHAN WHO CONNECTS WITH A DISCUSS FOREARM SHOT TO THE BACK OF IMPACT’S HEAD!! Impact is definitely groggy as he stumbles out of the corner.. AND INTO A SUPERKICK FROM JAKE SMITH!! Impact drops down to the canvas in an instant, and my long haired name twin walks over to his corner and tags in Monaghan!

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Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan enters the ring. He makes his way over to Impact, gets down on one knee, and begins firing away with forearm shots to the face of his opponent!! Impact is definitely not in the type of situation that he wants to be in right now, as Limmy continues to pelt him with the strong strikes to the face! Impact tries to cover up, but Limmy’s forearms break through, and still manages to connect on a majority of these forearm shots! 

Flannery McCoy: Monaghan is now rising up to his feet, as he grabs Impact by the head and hair. He brings Impact up to his feet, and whips him over to the side ropes! Impact hits the ropes hard and bounces back.. LARIAT BY MONAGHAN!!! NO!!! IMPACT DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE ARM AND GETS RIGHT PAST LIMMY!! Limmy turns around.. SPINNING WHEEL KICK TO THE FACE BY IMPACT!! This time it’s on Monaghan, as Limmy drops down to the canvas in an instant!! Impact runs towards the side ropes, and catapults himself back.. FLIGHT SIGHTS!!! THAT’S THE LIONSAULT, AND IT CONNECTS!!

Stew-O: Impact crashes down hard into the body of Limmy Monaghan, then rolls off of him. It looks like Impact was heavily affected by that move as well, as he begins to crawl his way over to his team’s corner! He’s inching his way over to make the tag, as Limmy Monaghan is staring up at the ceiling, still having yet to move after being hit by that lionsault! Meanwhile, we can see the Insurgency members banging on the top turnbuckle, as they try to wake Limmy Monaghan up just in time to make a tag as well! 

Flannery McCoy: Impact is getting closer to his team’s corner, but it looks like all of the shouting and cheering coming from Insurgency’s corner has woken up Monaghan! Limmy sits up, and turns his head, as he sees Impact almost to the corner! Monaghan quickly begins to crawl his way over to Insurgency’s corner as-

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Jake Mercer: IMPACT TAGS IN VIZ!!!

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Stew-O: AND SOON AFTER IT’S LIMMY MONAGHAN WHO LEAPS AND TAGS IN JAKE!!

Flannery McCoy: Jake enters into the ring and charges in at Viz at the other end.. SHOULDER BLOCK BY VIZ SENDS JAKE STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Jake instantly pops back up to his feet and charges at Viz once more.. AND AGAIN IT’S VIZ WITH THE SHOULDER BLOCK!! It’s like running into a brick wall everytime Viz sets up his shoulder like that, and now I think Jake is slowed down as he remains on the mat this time. Viz reaches down and grabs Jake by the head and hair. He brings him up to his feet, then lifts him high up in the air, as he military presses him above his head!! Jake does not like the position that he’s in one bit, as he begins to freak out! Viz lowers Jake back down and right above his chest.. Then presses Jake back up!! He lowers him.. Then presses him.. Lowers him.. Then presses him!! HE’S MILITARY PRESSING JAKE SMITH FOR REPS!!!

Jake Mercer: That’s warmup weight Flannery. You should see the type of gains I’ve been making in the gym.

Flannery McCoy: You probably couldn’t even lift Viz’s warmup.

Jake Mercer: You’re right Flannery. That man Viz is something else. My mother told me he’s a Wizard. 

Stew-O: The Visual Prophet has Jake Smith pressed high up in the air.. THEN RELEASES HIM FORWARD, AS JAKE CRASHES FACE AND CHEST FIRST INTO THE MAT!! He clutches at his chest in pain, but immediately after dropping him, it’s Viz who grabs him by the head and hair, then brings him back to his feet! Viz now lowers his shoulder and lifts Jake up into a fireman’s carry position!! Big Viz walking his way to the center of the ring. What does he have in mind here!?! AIR BAE!!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!! Jake managed to slip out from behind during the first or second rotation!! Jake instantly turns around and runs to the ropes!! He rebounds back towards Viz.. BIG BOOT TO THE FACE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET DROPS JAKE STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! 

Jake Mercer: Look at this though! Jake plays it smart, as he instantly rolls under the bottom rope, and exits the ring!! He’s clutching his face, and in pain, but at least he got himself out of harm’s way.

Flannery McCoy: I wouldn’t be so sure of that, because it looks like the Visual Prophet is headed his way!! Viz walks over to the side of the ring, then steps out onto the ring apron by going through the side ropes. Jake sees this, and instantly sprints off and runs around the corner of the ring! Viz leaps down from the apron and onto the ringside floor and begins to lightly jog his way over to Jake Smith! But Jake Smith had already gotten such a head start, and managed to make it back into the ring!! Viz is still on the outside as.. JAKE CHARGES AT HIM FROM INSIDE THE RING, AND LEAPS THROUGH THE TOP AND MIDDLE ROPE!! SUICIDE DIVE BY JAKE SMITH TAKES DOWN THE VISUAL PROPHET!!

Stew-O: Both men are down at ringside, as they try to work themselves back up. Jake is the first to his feet with the assistance of the ring apron. Meanwhile, The Visual Prophet is still down. Jake walks over to Viz, grabs him, and brings the much larger opponent up to his feet! FOREARM STRIKE TO THE FACE BY JAKE!! ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!! Jake now grabs Viz by the head, and slides him right back into the ring. Jake immediately follows behind, as he slides in as well, and goes for the pin!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

THH-

Jake Mercer: AND THE VISUAL PROPHET PRESSES JAKE SMITH OFF OF HIM, AND ACTUALLY LAUNCHES THE MUCH SMALLER OPPONENT INTO THE AIR BY DOING SO!! Jake hits the ring mat hard, but quickly works back up to his feet. Jake rushes over to Viz and stomps down on his midsection! 

Stew-O: Jake now walks his way over to Insurgency’s corner, and makes the tag!

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Stew-O: It’s Donovan Duke who is in this match now, as he enters the ring and charges in at Viz who is just now getting up to his hands and knees! Elbow to the back of the head by Duke!! Viz drops down to his forearms, but instantly gets lifted up to his feet by Duke! Right hand by Duke!! Left!! Right!! ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE BY DUKE!! That shot nearly sends The Visual Prophet down, but the Big Man stays standing!! Duke walks up to Viz.. SITOUT FACEBUSTER!! Viz was stunned by that move just now, as he looks extremely groggy.. DEALER’S CHOICE!!! SPINNING BACKFIST BY DONOVAN DUKE!!!

Flannery McCoy: NO!! Viz ducks underneath the arm, as Duke spins around and faces away from The Visual Prophet!! Duke turns around.. IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!! VIZ’S SPINNING BACKFIST CONNECTS ON DONOVAN DUKE NOW!! Duke nearly drops to the ground, but Viz instantly lowers his shoulder and lifts Donovan Duke up onto them in a fireman’s carry position.. What’s this!?! PROPHET DRIVER!!! THE DREAM VALLEY DRIVER CONNECTS, AS VIZ FLIPS AND PRESSES ALL OF HIS WEIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF DONOVAN DUKE!! That must have taken the air out of Duke, and now it’s Viz who goes for the pin!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE-

Jake Mercer: Kickout by Donovan Duke!!

Stew-O: Viz gets back up to his feet, and makes his way over to his team’s corner to make the tag!

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Lethal Consequences: :dave:

Stew-O: The former World Heavyweight Champion, Lethal Consequences, has just been tagged into this match! He steps through the ropes, and walks over to Donovan Duke who is slow to get up. Lethal Consequences doesn’t want to wait though, as he grabs Duke and brings him up to his feet himself! Lethal with an irish whip to the ropes.. Duke hits the ropes and rebounds back towards Duke.. LOW DOWN!! SPINEBUSTER BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DRIVES DONOVAN DUKE RIGHT INTO THE RING MAT!! Duke arches his back in pain, and tries to roll out of the way, but Lethal grabs a hold of him!! Lethal lifts duke back up, and Irish whips him to the ropes! Duke hits the ropes, and bounce back.. LARIAT BY LETHAL!! NO!! DUKE DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE ARM!! Duke continues running to the ropes, then bounces back towards Lethal Consequences.. AND DONOVAN DUKE CONNECTS WITH A HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! LC is stunned, as his legs get a little wobbly. He definitely got rocked after that shot, but it doesn’t looks like Duke is done, as he takes a few steps back, then charges in.. HANDSPRING STUNNER BY DUKE!!!

Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences is down on one knee right now, as Donovan Duke steps towards him.. NO CAL BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! 

Jake Mercer: The referee didn’t see the punch to the cojones by Lethal Consequences, as Duke drops down and falls into the side ropes!! Duke has his head and arms hanging over the ropes, as Lethal Consequences runs to the far ropes!! Lethal hits the ropes, bounce back.. AND CONNECTS WITH THE 619!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES JUST WHIPPED HIS LEGS AROUND, AND CAUGHT DUKE WITH THAT 619!! Duke is shot up into a standing position, as he stands groggy in the center of the ring! Lethal pulls back on the top side rope.. AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF INTO THE AIR!! FLYING FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! Duke instantly drops down to the canvas, and now it’s Lethal Consequences who goes for the pin!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHH-

Jake Mercer: Kickout by Donovan Duke!!

Stew-O: Lethal Consequences gets back up to his feet, and reaches down to grab Donovan Duke. He brings him up to his feet as well. EUROPEAN UPPERCUT BY LETHAL!! Duke stumbles back!! Lethal continues to pressure in, as he goes for another uppercut!!! But Duke dodges it!! Kick to the abdomen by Duke!! SNAP DDT BY DUKE!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Both Donovan Duke and Lethal Consequences are down!! Both men look over at their corners! Mr. DEDEDE has his arm extended out at one end, while we can see Maxwell at the other!! Both Lethal and Duke begin to crawl their way over to their corners!! Inch by inch they get closer!! Lethal is stretched out as far as he can be! Same with Duke.. And..

(TAG)

Jake Mercer: MAXWELL GETS TAGGED IN!!

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Flannery McCoy: AND SO DOES THE CHAIRMAN, MR. DEDEDE!!! Maxwell enters the ring, and soon after, so does Mr. DEDEDE!

Stew-O: SPEAR!!! SPEAR BY MR. DEDEDE ONTO MAXWELL!!!!! Maxwell was just turned inside out with that spear just now!!

Flannery McCoy: ANOTHER SPEAR BY MR. DEDEDE!!! THIS TIME IT WAS ON LIMMY MONAGHAN WHO TRIED TO SNEAK AN ATTACK ON DEDEDE IN THE RING!!!

Stew-O: SPEAR!!!! THIS TIME IT’S ON DONOVAN DUKE WHO RUSHED BACK IN AFTER LIMMY’S FAILED ATTACK!!! BUT LOOK!! IT’S JAKE SMITH WHO RUSHES IN, AND CATCHES MR. DEDEDE OFF GUARD WITH A BICYCLE KICK TO THE FACE!!! The referee is trying to control this match, but Insurgency is taking matters into their own hands.. DEDEDE drops to the canvas of the ring, the works back up to his hands and knees. The referee tries to get Jake Smith out of the ring, but Jake isn’t listening as he goes back over to Mr. DEDEDE. He brings the chairman up to his feet!!! FAMOUS LAST WORDS!! MODIFIED SNAP SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT BY JAKE SMITH!!!

Flannerey McCoy: SPEAR!!!! Mr. DEDEDE COUNTERS THE DDT, BY SHOVING JAKE SMITH BACK!! JAKE HIT THE ROPES, THEN REBOUNDED RIGHT BACK INTO A SPEAR FROM MR. DEDEDE!!!!

Jake Mercer: SPEAR!!!!

Flannery McCoy: :comeagain: There’s no one else for him to spear, and he didn’t spear anyone after Jake anyways..

Jake Mercer: I know, but I didn’t want to be left out. 

Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE rises up to his feet after Spearing literally every member of Insurgency! Mr. DEDEDE turns around..

Flannery McCoy: AND IT’S MAXWELL WHO KICKS MR. DEDEDE IN THE STOMACH!! HE LIFTS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! AND MAXWELL CONNECTS WITH THE MISSING FRAGMENT!! FIREMAN’S CARRY CUTTER BY MAXWELL!!!!! IT CONNECTS AND PLANTS MR. DEDEDE’S FACE ON THE MAT!!! MAXWELL HOOKS THE LEGS!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Stew-O: NO!!! KICKOUT BY MR. DEDEDE AT THE LAST POSSIBLE MOMENT!!!

Flannery McCoy: Maxwell can’t believe it! He nearly had the match won for Insurgency, but Mr. DEDEDE kicked out just in time. Maxwell rises up to his feet, and reaches down to grab Mr. DEDEDE. He brings the chairman up to his fee-

Stew-O: Wait no!! Mr. DEDEDE shoves him back, then leaps over to tag in The Visual Prophet!! Viz enters the ring, as Maxwell charges in at him!! KISS TO THE HEAD!!! BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! IT CONNECTS, AND NOW THE VISUAL PROPHET DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN!!!

ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!

TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Don Life’ by Big Sean ft. Lil Wayne hits, as the crowd erupts into cheers. The Visual Prophet, Lethal Consequences, Impact, and Mr. DEDEDE all step to the center of the ring and get their hands raised by the referee.)

Stephie Love: Here are your winners!! The Team of Mr. DEDEDE, Lethal Consequences, Impact, and The Visual Prophet!!!

Stew-O: What a main event match that was! Thrilling performance from both teams that kept us at the edge of our seats on multiple occasions!

Jake Mercer: Yeah, my name twin did his thing out there tonight. Unfortunately he isn’t winning like I’m winning.

Flannery McCoy: What are you winning at?

Jake Mercer: Being the best commentator in all of professional sports.

Flannery McCoy: You’re not even the best commentator on the show that you commentate fo- You know what, never mind. 

(The screen shows the winners exiting the ring while Maxwell is still down in the center of it. Donovan Duke, Jake Smith, and Limmy Monaghan all get up to their feet from ringside, and slide back into the ring and head towards Maxwell. Jake steps up to Maxwell and extends his arm out to pull him up. Maxwell grabs his hand.)

Stew-O: FOREARM SHOT TO THE FACE BY JAKE SMITH!!! JAKE JUST RIPCORD PULLED MAXWELL RIGHT INTO A FOREARM SHOT, AND NOW MAXWELL IS DOWN!! WHAT’S GOING ON HERE!!!

Flannery McCoy: And not only that, but now Limmy, Donovan, and Jake are all stomping down at the body of Maxwell!!! They are pelting him with their boots!!! Jake grabs a hold of both of Maxwell’s arms.. CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH!!!!!

Stew-O: And now Jake Smith releases Maxwell’s arms, and points at Limmy. It looks like he’s trying to set something up here. Limmy Monaghan reaches down and grabs Maxwell. He brings Maxwell up to his feet.. ELEVATED SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! AND HE DROPS MAXWELL’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE KNEE OF JAKE SMITH!!! THAT’S THE MISERY BUSINESS, AND NOW MAXWELL IS OUT COLD IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!

Jake Mercer: My name twin, Duke, and Monaghan all stand over the body of Maxwell!!

Stew-O: What did we just witness!?! This is intense, but unfortunately we are all out of time to figure everything out!! You’ll have to stay tuned next week to see what’s going on with Insurgency and Jake Smith, but for now have an amazing Friday night ladies and gentlemen!!

(The screen shows Insurgency members, Jake Smith, Donovan Duke, and Limmy Monaghan with their hands raised up in the air as they stand above Maxwell. Jake spits on the broken body of Maxwell, as the crowd boos heavily. The screen then fades to black.)

(EAW logo buzzes.)