Matthew Graham
(A recap for last week’s Dynasty is shown as the show starts off with Mr. DEDEDE and Impact coming out and speaking upon Sarah before she comes out as well. All of them get into a argument before DEDEDE using his chairman powers gives Sarah a choice to get her act together in a week or she’s fired and taken out of the WarGames team. Wardell Withaker taps out Diamante Delgado in a fast paced match. The Team Dynasty Brand Warfare team go the therapy where after multiple improvements in the relationship with one another they seem to be on the same page making it known that they weren’t playing around despite their troubles at TI. The Visual Prophet then comes out and plays mind games with Andrea Valentine showing off multiple portraits of her before Andrea does come out destroying everything in the ring before making her intentions known as it’s clear tensions run high between Andrea and Viz. It then goes to Team Showdown infiltrating the Performance Center where as Team Voltage is also shown making an appearance from the Brand Warfare match. After a highly anticipated match also, Terry Chambers manages to get a big win against SKA and MITSUBACHI heading into the Brand Warfare match at Territorial Invasion. The Visual Prophet then moves on to swiftly beat MITSUBACHI pinning him after a Kiss To The Head. Bronson Daniels then confronts StarrStan to talk about his favoritism in the New Breed Title match. With the odds seemingly stacked against him brand wise, he pushes away that away and brings on all challenges before leaving. Xander Payne and Khamsin then proceed to beat Andre Walker and SEBAS after showing off great teamwork between both members of the Brand Warfare match. The Realm raise the stakes with The Grand Athletes making their match a flaming ladder match at Territorial Invasion. Lethal Consequences gets a surprisingly quick win over the PURE Champion Dray Fontana which only adds more questions than ever. Nina Dobrev then makes her match against Veena Adams a flag match to solidify country supremacy in which Veena accepts questionably. It then moves on to Andrea Valentine getting a win over Veena Adams later on as Andrea shockingly attacks Veena after the match before their separated before Andrea can do any more harm. Dray Fontana says a few more words heading into Territorial Invasion which ends in a huge brawl between him and Jalyn Garcia. It then moves on to Chris Elite and Charlie Marr getting a win over Parental Advisory which ends in a big brawl. Serena Bennett then introduces the fifth “Ava” sister which then is interrupted by Candice Blair who takes her down to the ground and takes her out with a Candy Destroyer on the ramp heading into their match at Territorial Invasion. The main event is then showed between The Liquid Swordz and The Grand Athletes facing off against one another. The Liquid Swordz got the win after DEDEDE planted Limmy with a spear. The show ended with all the WarGames teams coming out as Sarah at ringside joins the ring. But The Liquid Swordz leave the ring leaving Sarah to fend for herself against all the brands as that’s the last thing seen.)
(The video fades out as Dynasty’s theme blasts through the Performance Center as the camera circles around the crowd which cheers anxiously and awaits the show that’s about to come, Dynasty! It pans over to the commentary team as they have smiles on their faces as they speak)
Stew-O: WE ARE ONE WEEK AWAY FROM THE FLAGSHIP SHOW TERRITORIAL INVASION! BUT FOR NOW WE WELCOME YOU TO FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!
Jake Mercer: We’re blessed to be joining you on this Friday night as we have a stacked card tonight on our last Friday show till the big one! With The Liquid Swordz clashing with two members of the Dynasty Brand Warfare team Charlie Marr and Chris Elite in the main event, that should definitely be a fun occasion! Also having a Brand Supremacy match before that with Voltage WarGames member, Drake King, Showdown Brand Warfare member, Jake Smith, and New Breed Title contender, Andre Walker! I’m just super pumped for all of this!
Flannery McCoy: Then why wait?! Let’s get right on the road here with The Liquid Swordz!
( “We Major” – Nas, Kanye West, Really Doe )
( The stage lights emit a golden hue with flashes of silver strobe in effect, and out come Impact and Mr. DEDEDE slowly gracing the Performance Center with their presence. The two are dressed to compete in preparation of their main event match scheduled for this evening, and the social distanced audience has come alive with a raucous mixed response for the two veteran Elitists. )
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome!!! IMPACT AND MR. DEDEDE… LLLIIIQQQUUUUUUUUUIDD SWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOORDS!!!!!!
Stew-O: We are a mere eight nights away from arguably the biggest match of the season, where all three EAW brands will be represented inside one of the most dangerous incarnations in the history of this business known as the War Games!
Flannery McCoy: And representing Friday Nights into battle, in part, will be these two, riding high off of a win over the tag team champions last week against the Grand Athletes and hoping to keep the momentum rolling tonight against Brand Warfare co-captains, Chris Elite and Charlie Marr.
Jake Mercer: The knights of the neolithic period will no doubt vanquish those six other chumps in that War Games match! We’re talking about the interchangeable 1(a) and 1(b) wrestlers to ever compete! Men whose experience knows no bounds! Their earliest matches weren’t even able to be televised, they had to be carved into stone tablets using the tusks of a Woolly Mammoth! I would know, I was there!
Stew-O: Jake Mercer’s chicanery aside it is certainly worth noting the long history of big match situations DDD and Impact have been a part of. With all of the classic matches, iconic performances and memorable showings of grit and fortitude these two have made up over the last 13 years of EAW’s lore – there’s no doubt War Games will be just another example. What remains in question however is the fate of Team Dynasty’s Team Captain, Sarah Price, who had been put on notice by the EAW Chairman one week ago due to her – as he may phrase it – insubordination.
Flannery McCoy: I’m not getting a good feeling about what we’re about to hear from these two, but nevertheless they have the floor. Whatever decision is made, I hope it’s the best decision for Team Dynasty.
( “We Major” dies down and both members of Liquid Swordz have a microphone in hand. DDD motions to a stagehand to provide him with an item from ringside, and soon one stagehand climbs up to the apron to hand DDD an object. )
Stew-O: Wait a minute.. that’s not..
( DDD unzips the championship bag, and unsheaths the EAW Specialists Championship. It most notably bears the name “Vacant” on its title plate. The Performance Center audience is still putting 2+2 together, and DDD shows off the title to the camera while Impact repeats “you see what happens?!” off mic. )
Mr. DEDEDE: Check this out. Contrary to popular belief, Impact and I understand exactly how to be team players. We know how to take the backseat, play the most productive role to an overall greater good, and remain cognizant of the bigger picture. We understand when it is time to capitulate to an overall formula and place our own egos to the backburner for the purpose of the objective. The objective next week is simple. Enter War Games, leave War Games the winners. It’s straightforward. But allow me to be straightforward:
I am a warlord baby, I am a bloodthirsty savage. I am intrinsically wired to lay waste to the opposition. Imp and I have been in this bitch a thousand times, do you understand that? For anybody to believe Sarah Price could ever be the proverbial lantern in the dark, leading the likes of us from going astray, is comical. I understand it. I understand the public inclination to serve obeisance to the divine feminine principle, to cater to the “respect women” paradigm. Sarah Price deserves to lead the likes of DDD AND FUCKING IMPACT into warfare not because she is prepared for war, or because she is equipped to bleed buckets and break bones for her objective, but because she is Sarah Price. I cannot accept that. I tried my damndest to take the backseat. Tried to be patient. Even as the optics of this War Games match was an everyday INSULT to my INTELLIGENCE.
Impact: Ain’t nobody in their right mind believed Sarah Price had what it took to rule over Liquid Swordz, and why fucking would they? This is the tale of the everyday industry plant: over exaggerate their hype, overestimate their abilities, and find every minute reason to fawn over every last idiosyncrasy. A carbon copy, cut & paste disney princess churned out from the assembly belt and pumped into the mainstream to captivate the easily impressed masses. I’ll be damned if I took her bullshit lying down. This ain’t the fucking babysitters, this is war. And I will not spend my days holding the hand of an entitled cunt through literal Desert Storm, all to salvage her manufactured credibility. This ain’t Salvation Army and I ain’t a fucking charity, in case you forgot.
Mr. DEDEDE: I have big balls, do you understand that? If I took them out now the fucking ring would collapse. I am a newly converted Muslim, what would my brothers under Allah think if I were to kowtow to the whim of an ungracious ungrateful entitled liberal female? I cannot, not I, not your Immortal Mahatma Gawdhi. I’ll be damned. Would Idi Amin serve obescence to a stupid bitch? Would Tutankhamun? Would Genghis Khan? Didn’t fucking think so. Then why the fuck would Ryan M. Adams? ANSWER ME. THAT’S RIGHT. HE WON’T. Quite frankly, we gave Sarah Price a one week grace period, but it shouldn’t take a week to fall in line with Gawd. Any sensible human being worth their weight in dogshit wouldn’t force the Liquid Swordz’ hand, they’d humble themselves and kiss the ring like the good peasants that they are after such erroneous uncalled for disrespect. I’m too rich to wait around for a walking vagina to come to her good senses, so allow me to sum it up in layman’s terms in as clear and as concise as I possibly can: Sarah Price is out of the War Games match.
( The performance center audience takes great issue with this, and levees a thunderous chorus of boos against the two Elitists in the ring. )
Mr. DEDEDE: Sarah Price is out of War Games… and Sarah Price is off of Friday Night Dynasty.
( The boos grow louder. DDD holds up the Specialists Title. )
Mr. DEDEDE: Sarah Price is off of Friday Night Dynasty, and Sarah Price is hereby STRIPPED of the EAW Specialists Championship.
Performance Center crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Impact: You gotta love it. Do us a favor, go ahead and shut your mouths?
Performance Center crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mr. DEDEDE: You aren’t going to see Sarah Price for a long time. How long? Don’t know. Don’t care. Understand, my balls swell larger every day. Even as I drain them inside my gorgeous dime model for a wife, they continue to expand in circumference. Yet they’ll never be too big for my drawers. Certain Elitists grow far too big for their britches and begin proverbially smelling themselves and believe they can overtalk daddy.
Impact: And yet as dirty as you think we’ve done Sarah, best believe, we could have done the bitch a million times worse. This is child’s play, practically a slap across the bottom in comparison. You’ve seen us maim, you’ve seen the two of us behead, crush, kill, destroy. We’ve laid waste, we’ve ravaged, we’ve subjugated so many an EAW Elitist over the years. It’s time you motherfuckers are reminded of exactly who the fuck we are, because time has clearly made some of you forgetful.
Mr. DEDEDE: As little as a third individual is needed, it is only right that the opportunity of a lifetime at joining ranks with the likes of DEDEDE and Impact be offered to another. One Elitist’s trash is another one’s treasure. One wasted opportunity is another person’s guaranteed War Games victory. As they say, to the victor, goes the spoils. And to the Liquid Swordz, comes the whole damned kingdom. That’s God.
( DDD drops the mic, and “We Major” comes back on over the loudspeakers. Impact and DDD take their leave, and the audience continues to boo the pair following the shocking announcement regarding Sarah Price. )
Flannery McCoy: Tell me this isn’t happening…this can’t possibly be real?! The Team Captain of Friday Night Dynasty has not only been removed from the War Games match, but she’s been STRIPPED of the Specialists Championship – all a week before TI?!
Jake Mercer: In all fairness, DDD made it clear last week that she was basically on probation, and in his defense, she refused to stand down.
Flannery McCoy: She’s a champion in this company, Jake, she can’t just be thrown out like yesterday’s newspaper for crying out loud!
Stew-O: We’re overlooking the most important aspect – DDD stated there will be a replacement for Sarah Price, but it’s a week before TI and we still have no idea who it’s going to be! We don’t even have a timetable!
Jake Mercer: Who knows, maybe there won’t be a third person! If there are two human beings who can win a War Games match on their own, it’s these two. That being said, a little birdie is chirping in my headset right now and let’s just say we’re going to find out exactly who replaces Sarah Price as Team Dynasty’s third member TONIGHT.
Flannery McCoy: I’m not sure what to even think. Yes Impact and DDD are no ordinary men, but War Games is no ordinary match.
Jake Mercer: Whatever decision is made will be for the fate of Dynasty! I believe in you Impy! I #TrustInGawd , we will end this night with all the answers!
( DDD and Impact chat among themselves on their way out of the arena and the camera fades elsewhere. )
(A commercial for Hot Steaks starring Ronan Malosi once more (before prison). Today he tries to eat his steak on a trampoline but ends up falling against the net that surrounds it and absolutely breaking the trampoline and falling to the ground. The commercial ends with him completely down on the ground as his dog comes over to steal his steak and run away)
(Dynasty fades in from commercial break.)
Jake Mercer: Welcome back to the most exciting weekly episodic television show, Friday night Dynasty!
Flannery McCoy: Indeed, it is! And we’re kicking off this action-packed night with our very first bout of the night, two of EAW’s newest acquisitions will do battle, Wardell Withaker and Azrael will battle for bragging rights ahead of Territorial Invasion!
Jake Mercer: Both men with a prime opportunity to become a staple representative of their brand’s efforts coming into Territorial Invasion. Not only for Terrirotial Invasion, however, but for thesmlves. A huge victory tonight is what both men need this earl on in their carer, to send a message to the rest of EAW that their time is now and they’ve arrived to claim their greatness!
Stew-O: Two men who find themselves to both be young lions in this jungle, realizing one has to go if the other wishes to attain success!
Jake Mercer: Dey both want tha schmoke! I-
Flannery McCoy: I’ll stop you there, Jake. You’re from the suburbs, you can act like it.
Jake Mercer: Keep hating my grind, whatever.
Flannery McCoy: Anyways, let’s get Azrael and Wardell Withaker underway!
(Camera pans towards the center of the ring, where Dynasty ringside announcer, Stephie Love, is beginning to introduce the competitors.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOW SINGLES CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
(‘Cursed’ begins to reverberate throughout the performance centers speakers, as Wardell Withaker makes his way onto the Dynasty stage.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF BRISTOL, THEEEEEE UNNIITITTTTEEEDDDDD KINNNNGGGGDOOOOMMMMMM!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 178 POOOOUUUNNNDDDSSSSSSSS, WARRRRDDEELLLLLLLL WITHAKKKKKERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Wardell Withaker’s madness finding a home on Dynasty, a victory of Azrael tonight would certainly be a massive confidence boost. Trials and tribulations thus far in Elite Answers Wrestling, there’s perhaps no better method to finding your footing than to get a big victory when it really counts! That’s what defines your fighting spirit!
Stew-O: Agreed, Flannery. Wardell’s amongst the highest caliber competition in all of EAW here on Dynasty, he’s got the opportunity to make a big statement here tonight. To plant his flag on EAW’s soil.
(‘Girei’ by Yasuharo Takanashi replaces the eerie sounds of Wardell’s theme, only to reveal an even more eerie presence in Azrael, on the stage.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT, WRESTLING OUT OF THE….WAREEEHOOUUSSSSEEEEE!!! WEIGHING IN AT 290 POOOUUNNDDDSSS, AZRRAAAAEEEELLLLLLLLLL!!!
(Azrael rolls into the ring, staring hard into the eyes of Wardell.)
(The referee signals for the timekeeper to ring the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: And we are underway in our first match of the evening!
Stew-O: Both men meeting in the middle, battling for position, locking up in collar and elbow tie-up. Azrael goes low with a vicious knee to the midsection! And another! Wardell in trouble right from the get go! Azrael with a snap suplex to Wardell, driving his body down to the canvas! The bigger Azrael going to implement a world of pain on Wardell, who’s seemingly down and out right off the bat. Azrael brings Wardell to his feet, but Wardell perhaps looking to mount an attack! A forearm to the face of Azrael, now off the ropes! But he’s met by a nasty shoulder tackle from Azrael!!
Flannery McCoy: Azrael met him like a truck, now relishing in his handy work. Only mere minutes into this match, Wardell’s in deep trouble! Azrael now lifting Wardell onto his shoulders, looking for a gorilla press slam!! HE’S GOT HIM HIGH IN THE SKIES! AZRAEL NOW DROPPING WARDELL FROM THE HEAVENS, SENDING HIM CRASHING TO THE CANVAS IN A HEAP!! AZRAEL WITH A HUGE GORILLA SLAM, DOMINATING WARDELL WITHAKER HERE TONIGHT!
Jake Mercer: Azrael now lifting Wardell to his feet, whispering in his ear, now whipping Wardelll around violently, just ragdolling him! Azrael making a statement here tonight! Positioning Wardell Withaker on the ropes, AND DROPPING HIM SKULL FIRST INTOT HE CANVAS WITH A DRAPING DDT, NOW SMILING AT WARDELL!!!!! AZRAEL PUNISHING WARDELL WITHAKER!!! Pure violence from Azrael, Voltage’s own putting on a clinic!
Flannery McCoy: NOW AZRAEL LOCKING IN THE ‘LAST BREATH’!!!! WARDELL IS IN DEEP WATERS, AZRAEL’S GOT THAT MANDIBLE CLAW IN!!!!!!! THIS IS GONNA BE IT!!! WARDELL ISN’T TAPPING….BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER! HE’S ASLEEP, HE WENT OUT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: AZRAEL WINS!!!
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AZZZZRRRRAAAEEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!
Stew-O: Voltage roster, watch out. Pure domination from Azrael, making more than a mark in this match. He’s out for blood and as he’s just shown, who can stop him!?!
Jake Mercer: A force to be reckoned with, absolutely terrifying. Every man and woman on the roster needs to watch out for Azrael. A big win for Voltage heading into Terrirotial Invasion, and a dominant performance for this young man. Thank you for sticking with us and Dynasty will return with more action soon!
(Dynasty fades to commercial break.)
(A commercial is shown for History Lessons with SKA! Learn about the times of the old in 2016 EAW which SKA encourages the fact that it was the “peak year of this federation” but we all know that’s cap)
(StarrStan can be seen sitting at his desk looking at his phone, when a knock can be heard. StarrStan looks up from his phone and over to the door)
StarrStan: Come in
(Andrea Valentine walks into frame with a pretty much blank stare on her face, not sure what she’s doing in this office to begin with)
Andrea: You wanted something?
StarrStan: Ah yes, Andrea, I’ve been waiting for you.
(Andrea shakes her head)
Andrea: What’s this about?
StarrStan: Honestly I just wanted to check in on you, and just see how you’re doing? Everything ok?
Andrea: Is everything ok? What are you talking about?
StarrStan: Well.. From my perspective you’ve been kind of acting out of pocket lately. The Andrea I drafted to Dynasty was never someone that would go around needing officials to stop her from doing well.. Anything. You almost took it too far with Veena last week, and I know she can be difficult to work with; but you have to understand you can’t be doing those kinds of things, no matter the circumstances. We have a certain sense of professionalism that we must adhere to.
Andrea: Ok… ?
(StarrStan gets up from his desk, to get on more of a personal level with Andrea)
StarrStan: It’s not just that Andrea.. The way you’ve been acting with Visual Prophet? What’s that about? That’s not like you. I don’t want you going down this path of self destruction; I believe you’re one of the top Elitists that we have on Dynasty, and I just want to know what’s going through your head.
Andrea: Self destruction? What on Earth are you even talking about? Do you understand how this brand has treated me since I joined? I’ve been behind the 8 ball for as long as I can remember. Whether it’s getting in the middle of that Minerva and Serena Bennett shit, or Veena essentially making me her own personal wrestling assistant when she needs someone to take care of a problem for her. I haven’t even had the chance to succeed here. I was the EAW Champion over on Voltage for a reason. I’m really fucking great at being a professoinal wrestler, but all these side missions, these side jobs that shouldn’t even concern me in the first place; take their toll, don’t they? I shouldn’t be fighting Veenas battles against Nina and Viz; I should be fighting my own battles against Viz for the World Heavyweight Championship.
StarrStan: Which you are.
Andrea: … Which I am; but it seems that it’s becoming more and more evident that this brand is going to continue to make that quest more difficult than it should be. I can take Viz no problem; and honestly it will be my pleasure to teach him a lesson come Territorial Invasion. The way he treats me, it’s disgusting.. And for some reason you allow the creepy sexual misconduct continue; but that’s fine I’m a grown Woman and can fight my own battles. Just don’t order me to come into your office, and have a talking to about “how I’m not being myself lately”, when I literally haven’t had a chance to.
StarrStan: I understand whe-
(Andrea cuts him off mid sentence clearly frustrated)
Andrea: Look… I’m tired of not being treated like the World Champion that I have proven to be; and will be again very soon. I did what I had to do; I sent a message. If you’re going to keep treating me like just another cog in the machine, we will have problems. I just saw an opportunity to send that message directly to one of Dynasty’s GM’s; but maybe I didn’t make my message clear enough? Maybe I have to send you a message too? What do you think Starr do you think my message was clear enough or do I have to hand deliver the same message I gave to Veena… To you?
(StarrStan backs up a little bit, before a voice can be heard coming in from behind Andrea. Andrea turns her head and sees that it’s Veena, and she suddenly tenses up, and gets ready for retribution)
Veena: Easy girl easy… Put your dukes down, there is no need for a fight. As much as it may surprise you, I’m not here revenge. Sure you deserve the worst for what you did to me, I could think of a few things… Being fined, fired, and utterly humiliated, but I’m not going to do that. No, at a matter of fact I just want to tell you that; I was impressed! You finally showed a different side of you that isn’t an actual prissy pussy. Yep, thanks to me you threw away the same bland uninteresting girl that we’ve grown to know and despise! .. Calm down, I’m giving you a complement. That is the fire that I need to see out of you Andrea; that’s the fire we ALL needed to see out of Andrea. With that attitude you’re someone that I can get behind as the face of Dynasty! What a drastic turn around, and all it took was some coaxing from yours truly to bring it out of you. I knew I could do it! Look Andrea, I know I’ve been harsh, but you finally broke out of your shell! I see big things for you. First you beat Viz at Territorial Invasion, and then… The key to the city… More or less, I’m saying I want you to be THE person that Dynasty revolves around! Doesn’t that sound lovely!
(The camera pans to Andrea who seems to be in a daze, with half a smirk sneaking onto her face; but she quickly shakes her head)
Andrea: No way! I’m not some asshole that does shit like that; I have standards, morals. You might have pushed me past my breaking point, but never again. Cooler heads prevail, and I’m not falling for your little traps. If that’s the kind of person that you want as the head of the brand, you can shove it! I’d rather be jobless than to ever do anything for your approval!
(Andrea pushes past Veena, storming out of the room. The camera pans back to Veena who is smirking back at Andrea as she leaves)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(“Chicken Noodle Soup” by Dreezy hits!!!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from La Perla, Puerto Rico weighing in at 115 pounds she is “The Boricua Badass” DIAMANTEEEEEEEEEEE DELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLGADO!!!!
(Diamante Delgado comes to the ring.)
Jake Mercer: :whew: We stan a strong Latina queen. <3
(“Rage” (Instrumental) by Rico Nasty hits to cheers from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent from British Columbia, Canada weighing in at 140 pounds she is LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAA WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRENNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Stew-O: I have to say that I have a respect and admiration for Lisa Wren. Her career has not always been easy or successful but in spite of that she never gives up. I have high hopes that someday she is going to make it in this business.
Flannery McCoy: Agreed. Lisa Wren has a lot of potential and if someday she finds the way to push it into second gear she will definitely be a force to be reckoned with. Don’t forget she is only in her 20s.
Jake Mercer: Oh I definitely haven’t forgotten that part. :mjlit:
Flannery McCoy: Will you stop?
Jake Mercer: What? I am saying that I haven’t forgotten she is in her 20s because she still has a long career ahead of her and tonight could be her breakout moment!
Flannery McCoy: Ah I see. I was thinking you were getting at… well nevermind.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: We are underway as immediately Diamante Delgado charges in wildly swinging her arms only to be taken out by a Heart Punch from Lisa Wren. Down goes Delgado who is clutching her chest in pain having run right into that powerful move from Lisa! Lisa keeps going running off the ropes which she does a cartwheel into them before falling back onto her opponent with a vicious elbow drop. Lisa pulls Diamante back up and begins lighting her up with strikes sending her back into the corner. Lisa backs up and then charges in with a Running Knee strike to her gut. Diamante bends over on her hands and knees as Lisa runs the ropes once more… Scissors Kick connects to the back of Diamante’s head as she collapses to the mat in a heap. Lisa Wren in complete control as she begins stomping the hell out of the back of Diamante’s neck. Lisa goes for a quick cover.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRR–
Flannery McCoy: But Lisa Wren pulls the shoulders of Diamante Delgado up! She isn’t finished yet! Some people in the crowd don’t approve of this. She should just put her opponent away! But Lisa realizes that she has to do MORE to really make up for some of the unfortunate losses she has taken throughout her career! Tonight is her night to prove that she is a dominant bitch who no one should fuck with! Lisa yanks hard on the hair of Diamante and she actually pulls some of it out! Lisa grabs the arm of Diamante and drags her down into a Double Underhook Crossface! She has it locked in? NO! Diamante rolls thru but she misses with a Running Clothesline on Lisa who runs off the ropes… Handstand into the ropes and Lisa comes off them with a Springboard Scorpion Kick! Diamante is shook!
Jake Mercer: Diamante Delgado slowly returns to her feet only to be captured into the tight clutches of Lisa Wren! Lisa tosses her back… Belly to Belly Suplex tosses Diamante all the way across the ring. She lands directly on the top of her head as a sickening snap noise is heard! I sure hope she isn’t injured! Lisa pulls Diamante right back up to her feet but I don’t think Diamante can even stand after that move! She is wobbly on her feet and immediately crumples to the ground landing unconsciously face first in the ring. Lisa runs off the ropes… Elbow Drop to the back of Diamante’s head. Lisa is out of fucks to give as she begins grinding the face of Diamante right into the mat! Damn that is not a soft surface despite what some of the conspiracy theorists on the Internet may believe! And a hard boot right into Diamante’s ear for good measure! Lisa with a look of fury on her face as her fans are cheering her on enjoying seeing this ultraviolent version of Lisa!
Stew-O: Lisa Wren clutches Diamante Delgado’s hair once more digging her long fingernails into the scalp of her opponent. Lisa with a smile on her face as she hooks Diamante from behind… BACK BODY DROP INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! LISA DOES IT WITH TREMENDOUS VELOCITY! LISA BRIDGES THE SUPLEX INTO A PIN! IT’S OVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… LIIIIIISSSSAAAA WRRRRRENNNNN!!!
(“Rage” (Instrumental) by Rico Nasty hits as Lisa Wren’s fans give her a standing ovation.)
Stew-O: Great win by Lisa Wren here tonight! Diamante Delgado never stood a chance!
Flannery McCoy: An absolutely well deserved victory by Lisa Wren! If she can show that ruthless aggression going forward then nothing can stop her.
Jake Mercer: Absolutely. I hope that Lisa enjoys this night because it was definitely a good one for her. I am sure that nothing could ruin it! Diamante is finished! Congratulations to Lisa Wr-
Stew-O: WAIT WHAT THE HELL?!?!? SOMEONE JUST JUMPED LISA WREN FROM BEHIND?!?!? WHO THE HELL IS THAT?
Flannery McCoy: IT’S ANDREA VALENTINE? ARE YOU SERIOUS WHAT IS SHE DOING OUT HERE?
Jake Mercer: Lisa Wren pulls herself back up looking visibly confused as Andrea Valentine charges in… LOVE HAZE CONNECTS!!!
Stew-O: Lisa Wren is out like a light. She thought that this was going to be a good night. One where she could celebrate getting a hard fought victory in the Dynasty ring. But clearly Andrea Valentine had other plans! Andrea now leaving the ring as the damage has been don-
Flannery McCoy: NO! Andrea Valentine is not done yet! Andrea left the ring but she is going up to the top rope! Andrea looks across the ring to the broken unconscious body of Diamante Delgado… Andrea leaps!!!
Jake Mercer: V-DAY OFF THE TOP ROPE! ANDREA VALENTINE WITH A MODIFIED V-DAY HITTING THE FULL ON SENTON ON HER ALREADY DEFEATED VICTIM! ANDREA LAYING WASTE HERE IN THE RING TONIGHT!!
Stew-O: Well Lisa Wren’s fans appear to be visibly confused by Andrea Valentine’s actions but still quite a few of Andrea’s own fans appear to be supporting her tonight! It’s always good to see Andrea in action!
Flannery McCoy: Yes I agree but did she really need to come out now?
Jake Mercer: Well I am sure she had her reasons. Not like anyone cared about Diamante anyway so at least Andrea made it a little bit worth watching. Besides she’s not bad to look at amirite?
(Flannery McCoy is heard slapping Jake Mercer as the camera fades in to a commercial for Provencal who is begging for money. The PS5 may only be $399 but with all the kids he has that number can add up quickly! Donate today! He’s got kids!)
(Dynasty’s broadcast returns to the inside of the EAW Performance Center arena, where we hear the intro to “Surfin’ [ft. Pharrell Williams] by Kid Cudi beginning to play, the socially distanced audience enthusiastically cheering to properly greet the Universal Women’s Champion to the arena.)
Flannery McCoy: I have to be honest, bois, I didn’t realize the severity of the injuries Serena supposedly sustained last week at the hands of Candice Blair! Right now, it seems as though Serena is on her way to the ring to give us an update herself on her physical status heading into Territorial Invasion.
Stew-O: And here I was thinking she was perfectly capable of taking a bump like a Canadian Destroyer.
Jake Mercer: Perhaps Three Stages of Hardcore Hell left Serena more fragile than she initially thought. :mjgrin:
Stew-O: Either way, if her injuries are as serious as she says they are, they could play a huge part in her Universal Women’s Title defense–hell, Serena might not even MAKE it to TI in the state she’s in! :lupe:
(“Surfin’” continues to play as the camera holds its focus on the stage, but there is no sign of Serena Bennett right away, the socially-distanced crowd’s cheers now dwindling.)
Jake Mercer: It’s bad enough we have to put up with this music at all, but she has the audacity to be late?!
Flannery McCoy: I dunno, Jake. Something seems amiss tonight. I’m actually starting to get kind of worried. :lupe:
Stew-O: Hold on, here she comes! And–oh. Oh god…
(Sure enough, just as the chorus to “Surfin’” begins, Serena Bennett has finally come out onto the stage–standing up on two crutches, her left leg in a cast, and a neck brace on supporting her head. Her Universal Women’s Championship has been strapped around her waist, as she needs both arms to hold the crutches. The audience in the performance center are at first, taken aback by Serena’s fragile appearance, but slowly begin to applaud her as she struggles to drag herself down to the ramp, wincing in pain.)
Flannery McCoy: :krabs: I’ve never seen Serena this beaten up her entire career! Who knew the Candy Destroyer could be this devastating?! :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Serves Serena right if you ask me. This is exactly what she gets after trying to take Candice’s family matters into her own hands.
Stew-O: Now’s not the time for snide comments, Jake. Injuries like these are to be taken very seriously, as I’m sure Bennett knows better than anybody. Her injuries are ultimately what forced Serena out of an EAW ring for four months back in 2019. I, personally, would hate to see her have to take another break–especially after just winning back the Universal Women’s Championship.
(Eventually, Serena finally makes it to the steel steps of the ring, the camera showing as she looks downward at the steps, frustratedly. Realizing she has no other way into the ring, she hobbles up on the steel steps, trying to balance her crutches as best as she can, slowly making her way onto the apron. Once on the ring apron, she then carefully places her crutches in the near turnbuckle corner before carefully lifting her bandaged leg in between the ring ropes. Wincing once again, she manages to get through the middle rope, carefully supporting her neck as she enters. She then grabs her crutches once again and slowly hobbles over to the timekeeper’s station where she is handed a microphone.)
Flannery McCoy: Oh, poor Serena. :mjcry: !! It isn’t too often we see an Elitist incapacitated this way.
(“Surfin’” finally dies down just as Serena is able to position herself in the center of the ring, carefully balancing her crutches which is proving somewhat difficult as she holds the microphone in one hand.)
Serena Bennett: Hi.
(The socially distanced audience gives Serena a sympathetic round of cheers and applause. Serena lets out a sniffle into the microphone before she continues.)
Serena Bennett: :wow: Thanks for the support, y’all. Though, I hardly believe I deserve any of it right now. After what Candice Blair did to me…I hope I don’t sound ridiculous, but I was almost TOO embarrassed to let y’all see me like this, to show my face on EAW television given my current state and alladat. As open with my thoughts and feelings as I usually am, I still hate lookin’ weak. I hate lookin’ like I can’t carry my own. I hate lookin’ like an itty bitty bitch. ESPECIALLY in a Women’s Division where all of my competitors are just so big and skrong and scary. :mjcry: I can’t believe that Candice would so sumn like that to me. :mjcry: I hate it here, forreal, man. Nothing ever goes the way I want it to! I’m reminded time and time again that I ain’t shit but a placeholder, a phony, a lame ass Elitist, a fraud, and that I–OUCH!
(Suddenly, Serena buckles over, dropping one crutch and placing a hand on her lower back as she winces in pain once again. She massages the small of her back for a moment before adjusting herself, straightening back up as best as she can on crutches and raising the microphone to her lips once more.)
Serena Bennett: Not only that. But everybody here on Dynasty is so mean to me. 💔 Ain’t nobody in that locker room fuckin’ with me the way they used to back in the day. Charlie Marr out here harassing and bullying me every chance he get on social media. Mr. DEDEDE didn’t like my outfit last week. Vizzy ain’t left a heart under one of my thirst traps in three days. Chris Elite ain’t text me this morning to make sure I got home alright. It’s been two hours since StarrStan last told me I was the top girl on Dynasty. It hurts so bad!!!!!!!!! I don’t know how much longer I can go without positive attention! 😖 And to think, I have to defend my Universal Women’s Championship under these circumstances! My emotions are all over the place. Y’all…I don’t think I can do this no more. I’ma end it all if I get pushed any further. I’m bouta spaz out, say and do some reckless shit ‘cause I can’t seem to get the reassurance and validation I DESPERATELY neeeeeeed from the EAW locker room.
(Serena pauses for a moment, letting out a high-pitched whine and using the back of her hand to wipe fake tears from her eyes. She tries to turn her head to look over at the stage, but the neck brace prevents her from being able to move her head at all. She instead raises the microphone back to her mouth, now gripping a little tighter on her crutch as the crowd encourages her to continue.)
Serena Bennett: I’m tryna be cool. But it’s so hard. 😞 I hate myself, I’m trash. I’m just a dumb, overemotional bitch! I keep wondering if I’m worthy of holding my UWC at ALL anymore, bro. To think that another professional wrestler might EVER defeat me. Might EVER hit me with a finisher and make me look WEAK! >.< Imaging me continuing to compete without having a win-loss ratio lookin’ like the Carolina Panthers season record in 2015. The horror! Y’all…maybe I don’t belong here. Maybe, I’m not good enough to be in EAW. Maybe, I’m the woat. You hear what they say about me, right, I suck!!!!!! I should just face it! My colleagues are absolutely right! EAW would be better off without a no good, miserable, toxic broad like me. Nobody loves me anymore. My whole world is over. Maybe it’s time I say goodbye to my beloved fans once more. Maybe, in order to allow my injuries to heal and for someone to give me attention again, I have to walk away. Maybe, in order to be considered the best at what I do again…I need to take another extended leave of absence. 😔
(The performance center crowd begins to “boo” sadly, a small section beginning to chant “NO!” as the camera pans quickly over the nervous faces of the performance center crowd. The camera cuts back to Serena in the middle of the ring, struggling to turn her head around to see the disappointed audience. Serena is shown crying in the center of the ring, sans tears, eyes pointed at the ground. Her bottom lip begins to quiver and her shoulders begin to shake as she pouts dramatically. She carries on this way for a few seconds until suddenly, Serena’s pout curls up into a smile. Her expression slowly changes completely, now smiling menacingly into the camera as she raises the microphone back up to her lips.)
Serena Bennett: …aiight, so tell me. Who do I sound like the most? :mjgrin:
(Serena then drops the second crutch and stands up on both legs, much to the surprise of the audience. She then forcefully rips the brace off from around her neck and tosses it to the ground, just before she slips her leg out of the cast she was wearing. As she strips herself of her orthopedic accessories, the performance center audience begins to cheer wildly, relieved to see that Serena is perfectly healthy heading into Territorial Invasion.)
Jake Mercer: :skip: !!! SO, SHE’S FINE?!
Flannery McCoy: Serena tugging at heartstrings out here, worried the audience half the death, just to reveal that there isn’t a single damn thing wrong with her at all… I fucking love it. :wow:
(Serena adjusts her in-ring stance, now slightly more relaxed as she sweeps a few loose strands of her hair out of her face. The audience continues to cheer approvingly as she raises the microphone back her mouth.)
Serena Bennett: Fuck ALL that noise, man. Fuck you thought this was? Y’all forgot who the fuck I am, or what? Nah nah nah, we in a WHOLE different era now, get used to it. I ain’t no fragile, itty bitty bitch all in her feelings ‘cause some dumb broad hit some played out finisher on me. Yawn. Candice, bby, I hope you know you gon’ have to try way harder than that to keep me out for the count. Trust. Yes yes, I ain’t gon’ act like getting planted onto the metal ramp ain’t hurt a lil’ bit, but so what? I. Been. Through. Worse. Way worse. To think that’s all it’ll ever take to keep me down and out and stop ME from showin’ up and showin’ you out is straight madness. I cannot be fuckin’ stopped, not now, not ever. Bitches tried everything, damn near lost an eye last season and I’m STILL standing, still here, still in ya face standing proudly as the first two-time, two-time Universal Women’s Champion. 🥰 Need I explain yet again just how much this title means to me, man? We just gettin’ started, son. Think I’ma step up to the plate for my first title defense and not do what the fuck I gotta do to STAY champion, STAY a winner, STAY the REAL hottest commodity EAW has to offer? ‘Cause there’s really only so many ways you can market a surgically enhance Ava, bro. Shit, I’ll fight all four of y’all at ONCE if I have to, cuz. Y’all ain’t shit to me, but you knew that already, I been tellin’ you for weeks now, sis. The fact that I live in a world where you and ya entire family are seen as legitimate fucking competitors compared to ME is disgusting, most ghetto shit I ever seen in my life. Bbbbbut “Cameron Ella Ava’s the GOAT, she’s a Hall-of-Famer, the Avas set the bar!!!” Bitch, if the Avas set the bar, then shit. That’s all? Really? Fuck I gotta do to pass it? Take a step or two and walk right over that shit, no problem. And I been did that, ten times over by now, bih. Should be disappointed in themselves for settin’ a bar as low as they did.
(Serena pauses to shrug condescendingly, the audience cheering her on.)
Serena Bennett: Ye, I’m excited as all hell to humble your lil’ annoying, uppity ass, but what I’m REALLY lookin’ forward to is proving to each and every motherfucker in that locker room that I’m literally everything I been sayin’ that I am since day one. I know there’s some hating motherfuckers still out there, think that I don’t deserve this belt, that I ain’t consistent or hard working enough, none of that shit, bro. After my injury, you motherfuckers been givin’ me just about every excuse you could come up with as to why y’all shouldn’t take me seriously. Ain’t no kind of injury finna take me out this business, finna pull me away from this ring. I done lost enough time already, I don’t play that shit no more. If there’s so much as a sliver of doubt in anyone’s fuckin’ mind, even after winning my damn belt back the WAY I won it back, we gon’ lay that kind of thinking to rest, once and for all and I’ma do it by making an example out of YOU, Candice. Come get you some. I dare you to try your hardest, bitch. Make my first title defense with the sacrificial Ava worth my goddamn time. Mine is far too precious to waste, puddin’. Hate to see the same rule clearly don’t apply to you.
(Serena drops the microphone on the canvas with a loud pop just as “Surfin’” starts back up in the arena. She unbuttons the Universal Women’s Championship belt off from around her waist and holds it high in the air as she leans over the ring ropes, talking her smack to a camera just below her.)
Serena Bennett: (off-mic) Only way any of y’all getting this belt is off my dead body, you heard?!
Flannery McCoy: And with just a week before her first title defense since capturing the UWC, a fully fired-up Serena leaves some strong words behind for Candice Blair and every other Elitist in the locker room who still believes they have reason to doubt her!
Jake Mercer: She acts like half the reason people even think that way to begin with is anyone’s fault but her own. 😤 Even tho Serena’s been putting on a string of exciting and hard-fought matches as of late, I can’t help but to wonder how much longer she’ll manage to keep it up.
Stew-O: I guess you’ll have to tune in to Territorial Invasion to find out, Jake, as she faces the first test of her resilience and dominance as a world champion against Candice Blair. Stay tuned, everyone. Dynasty returns after this commercial break!
(The final shot just before Dynasty cuts to commercial break is of Serena leaning into the camera and talking her smack as “Surfin’” plays until the broadcast fades to black.)
(A commercial for Terry Chambers and Lean Cuisine! A delightful microwavable meal that can be savored without worrying about the calories! At Least Terry assumes, he just thought it looked cool at the supermarket while trying to overcome his fear of the ice cream aisle, don’t tell him I said this)
(‘Never Too Late to Dance’ By the Dreamers hits as the crowd erupts into cheers. After a moment, Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford step out onto the stage with microphones in their hands. The two have serious looks on their faces as they do not look pleased whatsoever. They continue down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen.. Please welcome Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford… THE REALM!!!
(The Realm make their way into the ring. They still maintain serious looks on their faces as it is apparent that they are upset about something. Soon the cheering quiets down after their music cuts off.)
Harper Lee: We have a vision. A vision of transforming EAW into a family friendly wrestling company for all to enjoy. No bullies, swear words, or violence. Just a happy environment for all to enjoy.. There’s just one problem with that.. I don’t know about all of you, but the expression on my face doesn’t look too happy. Maybe I’m wrong though, do I look happy to you Sierra?
Sierra Bradford: Not even close.
Harper Lee: You want to know why that is?
Sierra Bradford: Tell us Harper.
Harper Lee: It’s because I’m pretty pissed off. It’s so frustrating to be here in this ring right now knowing that Sarah has been fired by Mr. DEDEDE. Him and Impact are just jealous. They’re jealous of the fact that Sarah is the future of this company and that she has the support from The Realm. She’s the captain of their team but they can’t handle the idea of letting her lead. She has all of the tools necessary to take that next big step by leading Team Dynasty to victory at Territorial Invasion, but they won’t allow her to utilize them. Instead they’ve done nothing but treat her with disrespect.. They rebelled against her leadership.. They left her in the center of the ring to fight an unwinnable war last week.. And they took away the one thing that Sarah loves most.. Her career.. What you put Sarah through these past few weeks and what you did earlier tonight is not forgivable.
Sierra Bradford: We’re both so angry and upset about this entire situation. It hurts us. It really does because Sarah is someone who is that special to us. Me and her have been close since the very beginning. We have a strong bond and I know how broken she is from this too..
Harper Lee: Next week at Territorial Invasion, we are going up against The Grand Athletes for their Unified Tag Team Championships. Sierra and I have both come to an agreement that we will dedicate that match for Sarah Price.. Sarah will be in our hearts and in our minds when we fight against The Grand Athletes because she never deserved any of the chaos that has happened to her because of Impact and Mr. DEDEDE being insubordinate towards her leadership. That’s why we dedicate winning at Territorial Invasion to Sarah.
Sierra Bradford: And so if Mr. DEDEDE and Impact end up winning The Grand Prix and they meet up with t us while we reign over EAW as it’s Unified Tag Team Champions, they’re going to regret what they did to Sarah..
(Sierra Bradford and Harper Lee both turn and walk towards the ropes. They exit the ring and make their way over to the commentary table to join Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer. The crowd then begins to be heavily as Khamsin is seen stepping out onto the stage.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen! The following contest is a tag team bout set for ONE FALL! Making his way to the ring, from Alexandria, Egypt!! Weighing in at 220lbs!! THE UNFORGOTTEN!!! KHAMSIN!!!!
Stew-O: One member of Team Dynasty for next week’s Brand Warfare match. He’ll be teamed up with his fellow teammate to take on the Unified Tag Team Champions.
Sierra Bradford: For a second I thought they were booing us.
Jake Mercer: Boo? All I hear is music. :mjlit:
(‘Black Honey’ by Thrice hits, as MITSUBACHI steps out onto the stage. The crowd boos MITSUBACHI just as loud as Khamsin as he marches his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his partner! From Sōka, Saitama, Japan!! Weighing in at 187lbs!!! THE SILENT KILLER!!!! MITSUBACHI!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Another member of Team Dynasty. I hope he unleashes his murder hornets on someone at Territorial invasion.
Flannery McCoy: You want us to win that bad?
Jake Mercer: No, I just want to see someone get attacked by a murder hornet again.
(‘Princes of the Universe’ by Queen hits, as Limmy Monaghan and Mark Macias step out onto the stage and pose with their Unified Tag Team Championships. They then point out to the crowd as they get a loud reaction going down the entrance ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: And their Opponents! Weighing in at a combined weight of 402lbs!!! They are the Unified Tag Team Champions!!! Mark Macias and Limmy Monaghan!!! THE GRAND ATHLETES!!!
Stew-O: Now here are the champs. They suffered a loss to the Liquid Swords last week, but plan on picking up the big win against two members of team Dynasty tonight.
Flannery McCoy: That would be a great momentum booster for them.
Sierra Bradford: That doesn’t worry us though..
Harper Lee: Not at all..
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell and this tag team bout is under way!! Khamsin starts this one off for his team tonight as Limmy Monaghan does the same for The Grand Athletes! The two Elitists make their way to the center of the ring where the lock up!! This is a test in strength where it looks like Khamsin may have the upper hand as he connects with a knee strike to the abdomen!! Another knee strike by Khamsin! Khamsin now grabs Limmy Monaghan by the hair and walks him over to the corner where he bashes his head against the top turnbuckle!!
Flannery McCoy: Khamsin then releases Limmy’s hair as Limmy is leaned up against the neutral turnbuckles. Khamsin smirks then runs to the opposite end! He bounces off of the turnbuckles then connects with a powerful running uppercut onto Limmy Monaghan in the corner!! Limmy is definitely feeling the effects of that shot right there!!
Harper Lee: He’s not going to want to take too many of those tonight. If he does, he might not make it to Territorial Invasion at all!
Stew-O: A smile grows on Khamsin’s face as he is aware about the fact that he is in control of this match right now! Khamsin quickly turns back around and runs to the opposite corner again! Khamsin then charges back towards Limmy Monaghan.. RUNNING SPEAR IN THE CORNER BY KHAMSIN!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! Limmy Monaghan manages to leap frog over Khamsin at the last second as Khamsin goes head first into the middle turnbuckle!! Limmy continues running towards the far ropes! He bounces back as Khamsin slowly gets out of the corner.. AND LIMMY MONAGHAN TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SLINGBLADE!!! Khamsin pops back up to his feet due to the momentum, BUT LIMMY IS THERE TO TAKE HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!
Sierra Bradford: Quick offence, but nothing we can’t handle..
Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan gets back up to his feet then makes his way over to Mark Macias for the tag!
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Stew-O: Mark Macias quickly gets into the ring as he charges over towards the downed Khamsin. Mark with a stomp down onto the chest of Khamsin! Another!! And another!! Mark is pelting Khamsin with these ferocious stomps..
Flannery McCoy: But look Stew!! Khamsin is trying to fight back! Even after being hit by all of these stomps, he’s still fighting up to his hands and knees!! Khamsin is now in a kneeling position as he connects with a strong right hand to the abdomen of Mark Macias!!! Khamsin now with a left!! And again with the right!! Khamsin is fighting from his knees!!!
Jake Mercer: SNAP KICK TO THE CHEST BY MARK MACIAS!!! ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!!! These fans are chanting his name after each consecutive kick!! This is the Mark Kicks and Macias finishes it up with a roundhouse ki-
Stew-O: NO!! Khamsin catches the leg with his bare hands!! Mark Macias is trying to kick himself free, but Khamsin quickly elbows Mark in the back of the knee while still holding his leg!! Mark instantly falls face down on the canvas… AND KHAMSIN LOCKS IN THE ANKLE LOCK!!! Khamsin twists and wrenches at Mark’s ankle with tremendous force!!
Harper Lee: Make him tap!!
Stew-O: BUT MARK MACIAS MANAGES TO KICK HIMSELF FREE!!! Mark was just in survival mode as he desperately needed to break out of that painful submission maneuver!!!
Harper Lee: Darn..
Flannery McCoy: Mark Macias is now back up to his feet after breaking free from Khamsin who is behind him! Mark Macias now turns around to face his opponent.. BUT IT’S KHAMSIN WHO CONNECTS WITH AN UPPERCUT RIGHT UNDER THE CHIN OF ONE HALF OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! Mark Macias is definitely feeling that uppercut as he clutches at his jaw and chin in pain, but he quickly responds with a right hook onto Khamsin!! NO!! Khamsin ducks underneath the arm as he gets from behind Mark Macias!! Mark turns around.. AND IS TAKEN TO CANVAS BY A DROPKICK FROM KHAMSIN!!!
Sierra Bradford: It’s sequences like this that The Grand Athletes can’t fall victim to. If they give either Harper or me an opening like that, then they might as well kiss their reign goodbye.
Jake Mercer: Khamsin reaches down and grabs Mark Macias by the head then slowly drags him over to his corner. Khamsin props Mark Macias in a seated position in his corner before throwing two strong right hand punches to the top of his head then tagging in MITSUBACHI!!
(TAG)
Harper Lee: He doesn’t have those Hornets with him does he!?
Sierra Bradford: I hope not..
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI enters the ring as Khamsin exits. BACHI then stomps into the chest of Mark Macias as he drives him into those turnbuckles before connecting with a piercing corner knee strike right into the face!! MITSUBACHI grabs a hold of the top ropes, takes a step back, then pulls himself in hard so that his knee drives right into Mark’s face at full force!!
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI now grabs Mark and pulls him out of the corner. He stands Mark up in the center of the ring before kicking him in the stomach and pulling him in.. SNAP SUPLEX BY BACHI!! It connects as MITSUBACHI drops down for the pin!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWW-
Stew-O: And there’s the kickout!!
Jake Mercer: MITSUBACHI gets back up to his feet as he reaches down and brings Mark up with him. BACHI with a swift kick to the side of Mark’s leg!! But Mark responds with his own kick to the side of the leg then follows it up with an aggressive shove!! MITSUBACHI backs away as a result of the force from that shove but instantly grows a smirk on his face. Mark Macias steps towards MITSUBACHI… BUT BACHI CONNECTS WITH AN ELBOW SHOT TO THE FACE OF MARK MACIAS!! Mark clutches at his face in pain, and MITSUBACHI takes advantage of that as he grabs a hold of Mark, steps off to the side, and brings him down with a side Russian leg sweep!!! MITSUBACHI gets back up to his feet, turns around, and tags Khamsin back into this match!!
(TAG)
Stew-O: Khamsin rushes into the ring as he stops by the side of Mark’s head.. JUMPING KNEE DROP BY KHAMSIN!!! Mark Macias clutches at his face right after it was hit hard by that knee!! Khamsin however pulls Mark’s hands from off of his face and.. BITCH SLAP!!! Khamsin connects with the Bitch Slap across the face of Mark Macias!! Khamsin rises up to his feet and quickly charges at Limmy Monaghan who is standing in The Grand Athlete’s corner!!! BITCH SLAP BY KHAMSIN AGAIN!!! Limmy Monaghan grabs at his cheek as it is a bright red after that slap!! Khamsin backs away from Limmy.. BUT FROM BEHIND IT’S MARK MACIAS WHO LOOKS PISSED AS HE SHOVES KHAMSIN INTO THE GRAND ATHLETE’S CORNER!!! Limmy Monaghan grabs a hold of Khamsin’s arms and holds him against the corner turnbuckles!! AND MARK MACIAS CHARGES IN TO CONNECT WITH THE AWESOME CLOTHESLINE!!! KHAMSIN HAD NO WAY OF ESCAPING AS HE TAKES THE MOVE HEAD ON!!!
Sierra Bradford: That’s why you don’t put yourself in situations like that.
Flannery McCoy: Mark now raises his hand as he tags in Limmy Monaghan!!
(TAG)
Flannery McCoy: Mark now backs away from the corner as Limmy fully releases Khamsin. Khamsin stumbles out of the corner.. BUT IS TAKEN DOWN FACE FIRST BY A DROP TOE HOLD FROM MARK MACIAS!!! Limmy Monaghan enters the ring and stands beside the body of Khamsin!! STANDING MOONSAULT BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! Mark exits the ring as Limmy goes for the pin!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THR-
Jake Mercer: And there’s the kickout by Khamsin!!
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan didn’t get the pin, but he quickly begins to start on his next attack. He grabs the legs of Khamsin, then turns him around.. BOSTON CRAB!! Limmy has the Boston Crab locked in !!!
Flannery McCoy: Wait No!! MITSUBACHI quickly breaks up the submission hold with a forearm to the back of Limmy’s head then slides out of the ring!! Limmy clutches at the back of his head, but quickly reaches down and grabs Khamsin from the canvas. He brings Khamsin up to his feet and walks him over to The Grand Athlete’s corner!! Limmy then pulls Khamsin in before tagging in Mark Macias!!
(TAG)
Stew-O: Limmy now lifts Khamsin up.. ALLEY OOP FACEBUSTER.. INTO A DOUBLE KNEE GUTBUSTER BY MARK MACIAS!!! THEY CALL THAT THE DISNEY WORLD!!!
Harper Lee: Disney World is much prettier than that.
Sierra Bradford: More exciting too.
Jake Mercer: Khamsin is down on the canvas in a tremendous amount of pain, but that isn’t stopping Mark Macias from getting down to his knee and throwing multiple punches to the face! Mark now rises back up to his feet and grabs Khamsin. He brings Khamsin to his feet as well and has a lock around his head from the side.. CREDITS ROLL!!! SKULL CRUSHING FINALE!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! Khamsin manages to break one of his arms free before dropping down the canvas!! And Khamsin fires away with back elbows to the face of Mark Macias!! Mark releases Khamsin and covers his face!! But Khamsin quickly drills Mark in the stomach with a kick.. THEN LIFTS HIM UP AND SLAMS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB!!! KHAMSIN CALLS THAT THE DOMINUS!!!! Khamsin stumbles on his feet as Mark is down clutching at his lower back. Khamsin then turns around and tags in MITSUBACHI!!
(TAG)
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI has now entered the ring as Khamsin exits. BACHI with a quick knee to the face of the downed Mark Macias!! BACHI then follows it up with a stomp then backs away from Macias!! Macias slowly gets up to his hands and knees. He’s fighting to tap into that extra strength to get up to his feet. Mark finally makes it up to his feet.. BUT MITSUBACHI CATCHES HIM AT THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH A YAKUZA KICK!!! Mark Macias instantly falls back down to the canvas!!
Jake Mercer: The Murder Hornet Tamer is really feeling himself right now! He’s looking up at the top turnbuckle then back down at Mark Macias. BACHI then begins to make his way over to the corner then climbs his way up to the top rope!! What does he have in mind here!?!?!
Stew-O: Mark Macias slowly gets back up to his feet as he looks up and sees MITSUBACHI!! DIVING YAKUZA KICK BY MITSUBACHI!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! MARK MACIAS GETS OUT OF THE WAY!!! MITSUBACHI stumbles on his landing, but that gives Mark enough time to connect with a forearm to the back of the head!! Mark now grabs MITSUBACHI by the wrist and whips him over to The Grand Athlete’s corner!!! Mark now runs the opposite direction, and BIG BOOTS KHAMSIN IN THE FACE AS KHAMSIN DROPS DOWN OFF OF THE RING APRON!!! Mark now turns his attention towards BACHI who is now being held against the corner turnbuckles by Limmy Monaghan!! AND MARK MACIAS CHARGES IN AND CONNECTS WITH THE AWESOME CLOTHESLINE!!!! Mark then tags Limmy!!
(TAG)
Stew-O: Limmy releases the body of MITSUBACHI as he falls down to the canvas! Limmy scales up his team’s corner and looks down at BACHI!! FUCKIN’ RIP MATE!!!!! DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP BY LIMMY MONAGHAN CONNECTS!!!! Limmy goes for the pin!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Princes of the Universe’ by Queen hits as the crowd gives The Grand Athletes a loud reaction. The Grand Athletes are then handed their Unified Tag Team Championships before getting their hands raised by the referee)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners.. The team of Mark Macias and Limmy Monaghan!!! THE GRAND ATHLETES!!!
Stew-O: A great match by all who participated, but the Tag Champs came out on top. You two must be excited to compete against such tough competition for those belts next week.
Sierra Bradford: We’re much more than excited Stew.. Because soon, those belts will be ours..
Flannery McCoy: Well good luck to you two at Territorial Invasion. The Grand Athletes won’t be an easy task. Especially after the performance they put on tonight. They have to have a great amount of momentum heading into Territorial Invasion!!
(We get one last look at The Grand Athletes who have their championships raised up in the air. They both stare directly at The Realm who sit at ringside, as the Realm stares right back. The screen then fades to black)
(A commercial for Xander Payne and his cow which gets made fun of daily by the EAW roster as he’s left to cry in pain before considering eating him)
(“Tougher Colder Killer” by El-P feat. Killer Mike and Despot plays as out walks The Inevitable Lethal Consequences. LC is in his denim jeans, a black t-shirt, and his signature :dave: incredulous stare is on display as the socially distance crowd boos his arrival. LC begins stomping down the aisle way as he heads to the ring.)
Stew-O: The man representing Friday Night Dynasty as he challenges Showdown’s Answers World Champion at Territorial Invasion, Lethal Consequences is here tonight!
Jake Mercer: Jamie O’Hara may have held onto his EAW Answers World Championship since Pain for Pride, but I’ve got a big guess that him taking the risk and putting his belt on the line against BIG LC will be his undoing. LC is a man on a mission and it’s been a very long time coming for my guy, the extremist of the decade, and the most unique star wrestling has ever witnessed!
Flannery McCoy:A lot of noise but if history is set to repeat itself, what stops LC from continuing his yearly trend of coming up short in World title matches?
Jake Mercer: Shush, no negativity! LC GOT THIS! HE DONT MISS, MAN!
(LC begins walking up the steel stairs before entering the ring. His music fades as he receives a microphone from the ring announcer.)
Lethal Consequences: :dave: LC here.
(Fans begin booing as LC shakes his head.)
Lethal Consequences: LC still here. LC still been here and still they finesse and finagle more hurdles to try and impede my impressions. They have tried to stifle my success for years and you folks let them. You folks applauded them for marginalizing my career. But me? I refused to allow them to keep me down forever. My name is Inevitable, isn’t it? Yet they think I wasn’t inevitably going to be at that mountain top once again? Nah. They got trickery and shit sprinkled all over LC career but LC don’t stop. No. LC never stopped even when I actually did stop briefly. My ousted time from this place, a lot of people came up and built foundations when I was on the outskirts. A lot of you pricks ate good while I wasn’t where I was supposed to be. While I was lost, ya’ll found your Ace. You found the man who was the quintessential good hand worker and threw Big LC to the side. Cast me away like Tom Hanks on that island, stuck with just my words and my volleyball but NAY! Nay shall you fucks keep me away from my rightful place. It was a different LC two years ago. It’s a different LC now. Look at me, I look better than ever and never has there ever been a moment like this for me. Extremist of the decade surrounded by a bunch of elitists of the week. I’m staring beams into the hearts and daring somebody to beat too loudly. That somebody gots to be Jamie. O’Hara. O’Hara-Hara-Hara. Mr Legacy vs lil’ ol big ol’ LC. Big Legacy Aussie O’Hara vs Mr. No Legacy. The hall of fame rings, the past belt runs, throw it away. Ain’t no highlight reels for me. Ain’t no fancy commemorative cups for me. No merch for me. No marquee poster boards with this mug on em’. Right? But we got plenty of Jamie. O’Hara-Hara-Ra-Ra-Ra. Fucker. Golden child. Chosen one. Mr Elite. Fucking Aussie Asian Ava Asshole. You done had a lot of time to stand on top of this shit but the time over for you. LC time. It’s always been about to be LC time but Territorial Invasion it becomes official. Like a referee whistle. You are going to blow it and I will be the one blowing you away, fuck. You people may not agree with LC, but shut up. You shut up and you listen to LC because LC is not alone in this belief. I have a new buddy, new compadre who sees the same shit I see. He agrees that LC is now and Jamie is old news. Come on out, Dray.
(“Pure Water” by Skepta begins. Out walks Pure Champ Dray Fontana as The Prince sits his belt on his shoulder. His tie-less suit is complete with a magnificent scarf as his smug gaze pierces the eyes of the socially distant crowd.)
Stew-O: The Pure Champion, The Prince, Dray Fontana is on his way to the ring! Dray and LC have become like minded fellows who seem to have adverse reactions to both Jamie O’Hara and Jalyn Garcia.
Flannery McCoy: It makes sense, Jamie and his protege are both fighting to walk out of Territorial Invasion as champions. Jamie wants to beat LC and stay Answers World Champion while Jalyn wants to win his second championship by taking that Pure title away from Dray.
Jake Mercer: Look, if LC fucks with you…I fuck with you! If Young Lethal don’t trust you…I’ma shoot you!
(Dray rolls in the ring and is given a microphone as he turns to LC.)
Dray Fontana: LC, I have heard some very moronic individuals speak since I’ve joined Elite Answers Wrestling nearly one year ago. But, you are one of the very few that makes sense even if you sound incoherent most of the time. The root of your message speaks to me and it should speak to this people. It should open the eyes of management. It should wake the sheep up but they willingly stay asleep to your message.
Lethal Consequences: Fuck yeah. I don’t get it. Why they don’t get it but we get it?
Dray Fontana: It has to be said bluntly, clearly, and with concise verbiage.
Lethal Consequences: Oh. Well, you do that for me right here and now.
Dray Fontana: Ok, I will. Jamie O’Hara is an overrated man with an overly inflated ego who has trained a mediocre Jalyn Garcia to be his replacement for when Jamie finally decides to be a man and go raise his child with his equally as tragic wife and finally leave EAW forever. See how clear that sounds?
Lethal Consequences: Adobe House Productions level music to my ears.
Dray Fontana: Which is why we both have a duty we must answer the call to. I will not allow that rascal Jalyn Garcia defeat me for this Pure Championship come Territorial Invasion. You also will not leave Territorial Invasion empty handed because I do believe your time has come, LC. I believe that you will crush Jalyn’s teacher and school him on the ways of the Extremist. We both shall shut down the noise that says otherwise. We both shall end both these gentlemen’s advances. Jamie O’Hara may be a champion but he isn’t quite the champion I am. Jamie is beyond the worst teacher that has ever tried their hand at teaching I must say. Jalyn is as sloppy and unsound as they come and neither is fit to be champions in this company ever again. You are more prepared to take over Showdown than you ever were before. I am the man that is the best Pure champion this company has ever seen. I will be Pure Champion forever more and you will rise up to become Answers World Champion and Territorial Invasion will be the darkest day O’Hara and Garcia have ever experienced!
Lethal Consequence: You and those smart words. Anyway, you ever given thought to a new name?
Dray Fontana: New name? What’s wrong with my name?
Lethal Consequences: Not for you, kid. For that.
(LC points right at the Pure Championship.)
Dray Fontana: What’s wrong with the Pure Championship?
Lethal Consequences: What makes it so Pure? Is it a virgin belt? You one of them virgins? Look, fuck being Pure. Be Hardcore, man. Hardcore is extreme and as the Extremist of the century, I think that would be more fitting for a guy like you.
Dray Fontana: I’ll be honest, I don’t know how i feel about that suggestion.
Lethal Consequences: Let it marinate. In the meantime, Jamie you kinda bald Aussie Asian Asshole…You better-
(“Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin blasts as Jamie O’Hara arrives with his Answers World Championship on his shoulders whilst being flanked by Jalyn Garcia a few steps behind him. Jamie’s eyes are wide open as Jalyn shakes his head. Both men are wearing street clothes as they begin to walk down the ramp holding microphones.)
Jamie O’Hara: Just going to keep running that mouth of yours until Territorial Invasion arrives and you finally get your teeth kicked down your throat…huh, Lethal Consequences?
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
Jamie O’Hara: I am befuddled and confused as to how you and Dray here truly and honestly believe that this time will be different than every last time you’ve been signed up for a World title match these past few years. I’m genuinely curious as to what makes this time so special. What’s different this time versus every single last time you blew your shot or choked away a chance to be called the best in the world. I’m wondering is it the new hair doo, is it some new found motivation, maybe it’s having that feverishly try-hard boy right there that temporarily holds the Pure Championship cheering you on but I don’t buy it. Be it Dray Fontana, Lindsey Kingsley, Jake Mercer, or anyone else you convince to stand in your corner or cheer you on or cheat for you or help carry you to some semblance of success…when it comes to the biggest stages, you fold every time. Every. Single. Time. But know, when it happens again to you…when the pressure compounds and you crack as you tend to do…trust and believe…
(Jamie and Jalyn enter the ring as Jamie gets face to face with LC.)
Jamie O’Hara: You won’t have to blame the fans or HRDO or management as to why you for the thousandth time didn’t become a World Champion again. You can put the blame on just two people; me and you. Because you are the one trying to climb this mountain one more time and I’m just the fellow here to send you tumbling right back down.
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
Dray Fontana: Don’t let him talk to you like that, LC.
Jalyn Garcia: You back up yourself, Dray. First off, I would expect the Pure champion would have his undivided attention focused on his opponent but I guess that’s just par for the course for you, huh? As a former New Breed Champion, I’ve shown the world I have what it takes to become champion so beating you will be only a shock to you and your bald headed mate over there.
Dray Fontana: Wait a minute there, ‘mate’. You also know first hand what it’s like to LOSE a championship and that concept is foreign to me. Be it as it may, you were a New Breed champion but as I see it…you look closer to a guy that isn’t championship material now than you ever were even when you were New Breed Champion. It’s funny, Jamie is supposed to be an all time great yet his star pupil is no better advanced than Bronson or SKA. You definitely aren’t on my level and you are in for a lesson not even The Ace could teach you soon enough.
Lethal Consequences: ALSO, Jamie O’Hara-Hara-Hardy-Hardy-Har-Har-O. You might need this vacation after I lift that there gold off your waist brut. I mean, you are gonna need all the time you can muster trying to save your abortion surviving kiddo from ending up a unconvincing snot nosed cunt like this wild thornberries hair having jamoke Jalyn.
Jalyn Garcia: Jesus Christ, what is your problem?
Dray Fontana: Shut up, you idiot.
Jamie O’Hara: …
Lethal Consequences: Cat got your tongue, ‘mate’? Argh I hope your baby gets eaten by a dingo and-
SMACK!
Stew-O: VICIOUS RIGHT HAND FROM JAMIE O’HARA KNOCKS LC BACKWARDS! DRAY FONTANA IS SHOCKED BUT LOOK! JALYN LEAPS AND SPEARS DRAY AS THE PURE TITLE GOES FLYING! BOTH PURE CHAMPIONSHIP COMPETITORS ARE TUMBLING TRYING TO GAIN ADVANTAGE AS JAMIE IS SHAKING HIS HEAD STALKING LC! LC IS ON ONE KNEE AS JAMIE APPROACHES HIM AN-
Flannery McCoy: POKE TO THE EYES! LC POKES JAMIE RIGHT IN THE EYES AS O’HARA IS BLINDED! DRAY MOUNTS JALYN AND IS RAINING DOWN BLOWS ONTO HIS FACE! PUNCH AFTER PUNCH AFTER PUNCH! LC LIFTS JAMIE UP AND DRIVES HIM INTO THE CORNER! LC IS NOW THROWING ELBOWS RIGHT AT JAMIE’S HEAD AS DRAY CONTINUES HIS ON ASSAULT!
Jake Mercer: DRAY AND LC ARE DOMINATING! YOU LOVE TO SEE IT! THE FUTURE HARDCORE PURE CHAMP AND THE NEXT ANSWERS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT EXTREMIST ON TOP AS-
Stew-O: NO! JAMIE PUSHES OFF LC, LC STUMBLES, JAMIE LEAPS AND SUPERKICK BY O’HARA CONNECTS AS LC IS DAZED AND OUT ON HIS FEET! JAMIE STEPS BACK FURTHER AND CHARGES…JAMIE LEAPS!!!
Flannery McCoy: IN EXCELSIS!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! LC DUCKS AND ROLLS OUT OF THE RING AS JAMIE NARROWLY MISSES HIS FINISHER!
Flannery McCoy: DRAY IS KICKED OFF OF JALYN! GARCIA ROLLS QUICKLY TO HIS FEET AS DOES FONTANA! Dray rushes Jalyn ducks the clothesline as Dray turns and
Stew-O: SUPERKICK BY JAMIE O’HARA HITS FONTANA! DRAY LEANS BACK AS JALYN RUNS BEHIND! O’Hara turns to see LC try and sneak in the ring from the bottom rope and kicks him back outside! Garcia looks to Jamie as Jamie gives him a quick nod…ROLLING CUTTER BY JALYN PLANTS THE PURE CHAMPION IN THE RING! LC RUNS AND SCRAMBLES AND REACHES IN AND GRABS DRAY BY THE FOOT AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING BEFORE MORE DAMAGE CAN BE DONE! JALYN AND JAMIE STAND TALL AS BOTH ME LOOK AROUND…AND YES! THEY PICK UP THE PURE AND ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS LEFT BEHIND IN THE RING!
Jake Mercer: THIS IS NOT IT! NO! YOU HATE TO SEE IT! YOU HATE TO SEE THIS! NOT THIS WAY!
Flannery McCoy: I’m guessing by the momentum earned tonight, Jake Mercer will be in for a rude wake up just like Dray and LC just got next week at Territorial Invasion!
Stew-O: The teacher and his student look to be as confident as ever as their opponents are scrambling to make sense of what just happened. Could this REALLY, finally be LC’S time to be World champion again? Can Dray put Jalyn Garcia away? Is the skill of The Ace and The Jungle Boy too much for these two men to handle? ONE WEEK AWAY WE WILL FIND OUT ALL THE ANSWERS AT TERRITORIAL INVASION!
(A commercial for The Realm and The Grand Athletes’ story making contest heading into the buildup for Territorial Invasion)
(‘La Guayaba’ by Riccie Oriach hits as SEBAS walks out and is welcomed with overwhelming cheers.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC…WEIGHING IN AT 205 POUNDS…..SSEEBBBAASSSSS!!!!!!
Stew-O: What an opportunity SEBAS has next weekend with a chance to do something he feels was robbed of not too long ago, and that’s become New Breed Champion. And shit, what a chance he has tonight going up against the World Heavyweight Champion, He can make an even bigger impact and name for himself if he were to somehow pull off beating Big Viz tonight.
(‘Don Life’ by Big Sean feat. Lil Wayne blares through the speakers as Visual Prophet walks out wearing a black t-shirt that reads “#VizzyStansAndrea” and shows off the World Title belt around his waist as he makes his way down the ramp to the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM DETROIT, MICHIGAN…WEIGHING IN AT 265 POUNDS…..HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION….TTTHHHEE VVIISSSUUAAALLL PRROOPPHHHEETTTTT!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: At some point, you just gotta feel the mind games and psychological warfare is gonna bite Viz in the ass sooner rather than later. Especially after what he did earlier tonight on the tron.
Stew-O: Can’t really say. All we know is he’s ready for a match with one of the company’s brightest young rising stars in SEBAS, and he knows as the champ he’s got his work cut out for him. He knows he can’t fall into the trap this close to Territorial Invasion.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And here we go. This should be good as both guys step up to one another in the center of the ring. SEBAS and Viz lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up! Viz has the power advantage and locks SEBAS in a side headlock, and Viz wrenches down on it as SEBAS is trying to fight out of it. SEBAS tries pushing Viz off him to the ropes, but Viz drops to a knee still with the headlock locked in, and now Viz with a amateur wrestling flip takedown and he lies on SEBAS still with the headlock locked in! SEBAS now clips Viz with his legs and Viz lets go of the headlock, and now both men stand up and run towards one another….AND SEBAS RUNS RIGHT INTO A SHOULDER TACKLE FROM THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: Viz runs the ropes and then SEBAS flips onto his stomach, and then Viz hops over SEBAS, and then drops down and tries to lock in the camel clutch, but SEBAS slithers from under Viz’s legs, and now SEBAS is up facing Viz’s backside and then runs him chest first into the corner. SEBAS turns Viz around and connects with several body shots and side kicks to the lower body of Viz, Viz swings for the head of SEBAS but SEBAS ducks and then connects with a high knee to the face of Viz in the corner! SEBAS grabs the face of Viz and repeatedly drives his knee into the face of Visual Prophet!
Jake Mercer: But Viz drives his knee into the gut of SEBAS! Viz then switches places and he throws SEBAS into the corner! Visual Prophet now with several shoulder thrusts in the corner to SEBAS! Viz then grabs SEBAS by the head with both hands…AND VISUAL PROPHET THROWS SEBAS HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING! SEBAS pulls himself up in the opposite corner Viz is standing, AND VIZ COMES CHARGING WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM AND SPLASHES SEBAS IN THE CORNER! BUT NO! SEBAS LEAPED UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND THEN SEBAS DROPS DOWN WITH THE SUNSET FLIP–BUT VIZ ROLLS THROUGH IT AND CONNECTS WITH A FRONT DROPKICK TO A SEATED SEBAS! THE COVER!
OONNNNNEEEEE!!!!
TTTWWWWWWWWOOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: SEBAS stays alive in this match. Viz mounts on top of SEBAS and begins to fire away with the forearms to the skull of SEBAS! After several seconds, Visual Prophet stands up and then picks up SEBAS on his shoulder! But SEBAS slips out from behind Viz and then connects with a chop block to the back of Viz’s knee! SEBAS runs the ropes now and then…CONNECTS WITH A SPIKE HURRICANRANA DDT THAT DRIVES VIZ’S HEAD INTO THE MAT! COVER FROM SEBAS!
OONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout from the champ! SEBAS looks at his surroundings, and then looks upwards as he stands and makes his way over to the corner and begins to climb up the top rope! SEBAS sees Viz getting to his feet and waits for him to turn around…AND SEBAS LAUNCHES HIMSELF FROM THE TOP ROPE! BUT NO!! VISUAL PROPHET CATCHES SEBAS! VIZ NOW CONNECTS WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX LAUNCHING SEBAS ACROSS THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: SEBAS stands himself up in the corner, and Viz tries once again to go for the splash in the corner–AND THIS TIME IT CONNECTS! VISUAL PROPHET THEN BRINGS SEBAS TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND THROWS HIM OVER HIS SHOULDER ONCE MORE! SEBAS IS STILL FIGHTING THOUGH THROWING SEVERAL ELBOW SHOTS TO THE SKULL OF THE WORLD CHAMPION! VISUAL PROPHET FIGHTS THROUGH IT AND THROWS SEBAS IN THE AIR! SEBAS SOMEHOW COUNTERED IN MID AIR AND TRANSITIONS INTO A SPINNING TORNADO DDT! WHAT A COUNTER FROM SEBAS AS HE HOOKS THE LEG!
OONNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Viz kicks out again! Now it’s SEBAS who figures out his next move, and he tries to reach down and drag what seems to be the dead weight of Viz. SEBAS is having a tough time–VIZ OUT OF NOWHERE WAKES UP AND SHOVES SEBAS BACKWARDS AND SEBAS REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND WALKS RIGHT INTO A SAMOAN DROP FROM VIZ! VIZ PICKS UP SEBAS AND THEN PUTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION! BIG VIZ NOW GOING FOR THE “PROPHET DRIVER”! BUT ONCE AGAIN SEBAS SLIDES FROM BEHIND VIZ, AND NOW BOTH MEN RUN OPPOSITE OF ONE ANOTHER…AND IN ONE SWIFT MOTION–VISUAL PROPHET PUTS SEBAS ON HIS SHOULDERS AND CONNECT WITH THE PROPHET DRIVER! THE COVER AGAIN!!
OOONNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: AND SEBAS KICKS OUT AGAIN! SEBAS once again showing that heart which is a main reason the fans love him. And now Viz picks up SEBAS off the mat, and SEBAS manages to get some separation between the two of them, and then SEBAS connects with a right forearm shot to the face of Big Viz! Right uppercut from the champion! Both men exchange shots with one another now and right now, it’s anybody’s matchup!
Flannery McCoy: Viz uses his power and pushes SEBAS backwards before charging and connecting with a clothesline over the top rope! SEBAS holds on to the apron though, and Viz sees this and runs full speed looking for the spear through the second rope–BUT SEBAS CATCHES VIZ WITH A KICK! VISUAL PROPHET NOW DANGLES INSIDE THE SECOND ROPE, SEBAS ON THE OUTSIDE APRON HOPS UP THE TURNBUCKLE RIGHT BEHIND HIM, AND THEN HE LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND DRIVES BOTH OF HIS KNEES RIGHT ON THE BACK OF THE NECK OF VIZ AND VIZ COLLAPSES THROUGH THE ROPES AND FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!
Jake Mercer: No SEBAS has to figure out a way to get Viz back inside the ring as he steps down off the apron and tries to bring Viz up to his feet, but he’s struggling to do so. After a bit of struggling, SEBAS finally manages to get Visual Prophet back inside the ring and then SEBAS climbs up high on the top rope from the outside! SEBAS IS BALANCING HIMSELF AND….SEBAS CONNECTS WITH AN ELEVATED MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP ROPE RIGHT ONTO THE HEART OF BIG VIZ! SEBAS HAS BOTH LEGS HOOKED!
OONNNNEEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: VIZ WITH THE SHOULDER UP! SEBAS not wasting any time now as he gets to his feet and brings Viz up. Kick to the midsection from SEBAS, and then he places Visual Prophet between his legs! SEBAS TRIES LIFTING UP VIZ! BUT VIZ IS USING HIS WEIGHT ADVANTAGE! SEBAS CAN BARELY LIFT HIM UP! AND NOW VIZ CONNECTS WITH A BACK BODY DROP ON SEBAS! SEBAS IS UP AND THEN VIZ RUNS AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER TACKLE! SEBAS IS UP AND THEN RUNS INTO ANOTHER ONE!
Flannery McCoy: SEBAS IS UP A THIRD TIME, AND NOW VISUAL PROPHET…..IKE TURNER SPECIALLLL!!!!!! THE SPINNING BACK FIST TAKES DOWN SEBAS AND VIZ COLLAPSES TO THE MAT WITH SOME EXHAUSTION! Viz doesn’t go for the cover right away and he rolls underneath the bottom rope and climbs up the top rope! I think we all know what he’s attempting to do now, put an exclamation point on this victory with a ‘Bow to the Heart’!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! SEBAS IS UP AND RUNS UP TO THE TOP ROPE WITH VIZ! BOTH MEN ARE BATTLING FOR CONTROL EXCHANGING SHOTS WITH ONE ANOTHER! SEBAS THROWS SEVERAL FOREARM SHOTS! AND NOW SEBAS GOES FOR A HURRICANRANA FROM THE TOP ROPE!! NO!!! VISUAL PROPHET HOLDS SEBAS IN MID AIR AND THE PULLS HIM BACK UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION ON HIS SHOULDERS–AND BIG VIZ THROWS SEBAS DOWN TO THE MAT WITH FORCE AND VELOCITY! VIZ STANDS HIGH ON THE TOP ROPE AND MEASURES SEBAS ON THE MAT! “BBBOOOWWW TOOO THHHEEE HHEARRTTTT!!!!” THE ELBOW DROP RIGHT TO THE HEART OF SEBAS! VIS NOW WITH THE COVER!!
OONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘Don Life’ hits as Visual Prophet stands and gets his hand raised by the referee. The referee hands him his championship while raising his other hand.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..THHHEEE VVVIISSSUUUAAALLL PPPRRROOPPHHEETTTTT!!!!!!
Stew-O: Amazing fight tonight between two top tier guys on the Dynasty brand. Take nothing away from SEBAS either tonight going toe to toe with the champion. He has his own chance to become champion at Territorial Invasion and I know he won’t let this loss–
Visual Prophet: CUT THE MUSIC!!
(Visual Prophet stands in the center of the ring with the World Title on his shoulder, and holding a microphone in his opposite hand.)
Visual Prophet: I think it’s safe to say Andrea’s been on quite the tear as of late, quite literally. We all saw her about to end the career of Veena last week. People said it was a one off thing because everybody hates Veena but NOOOO not me. I saw something more than that. That fire. That evil inside of her that’s dying to come out. And boooyyyy did she show it after her match earlier tonight. :whew:
Visual Prophet: I can’t help but think that people still blame me for Andrea’s loss earlier which couldn’t be any farther from the truth. I was simply giving Andrea support via being a virtual fan because of social distancing and all. She needed support in the closing moment of a match. I admit that some of the blame can be put on me. So that’s why, right now, I am asking Andrea Valentine to personally come out here right now so I can apologize face to face like true friends should!
(Several seconds of silence.)
Visual Prophet: I’ll wait here all–OH LOOK THERE SHE IS!!!
(Andrea Valentine walks to the ring with nothing but a serious look on her face. Her entrance music is not playing. She is walking with a purpose to the ring. She begins to step through the ropes.)
Visual Prophet: I KNEW YOU’D COME AND HEAR ME OUT! NOW PLEASE QUEEN ANDREA, HEAR ME OU–
Stew-O: OH MY LORD! ANDREA GOT IN THE RING AND RIGHT AWAY TACKLED THE WORLD CHAMPION TO THE GROUND AND SHE IS WAILING AWAY AT HIM! VIZ IS TRYING HIS BEST TO COVER UP! AND NOW VIZ SWITCHES PLACES WITH ANDREA AND NOW HE’S THE ONE THROWING SHOTS! BOTH COMPETITORS JUST WANNA TEAR THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ONE ANOTHER! WE MIGHT NOT HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NEXT SUNDAY TO SEE THE FIREWORKS IMPLODE!!!
(StarrStan is at the top of the ramp calling for ton and tons of security. Security rushes the ring and pulls the two apart. The two are being held back at opposite corners of one another.)
Andrea Valentine: (screaming) THAT TITLE IS MINE!
Visual Prophet: (calmly) We’ll see baby!
(A commercial for Wife Swap with Dr. Bethany Blue and Alexis Chambers & Candice Blair and Jalyn Garcia :troll:)
(We return from commercial to Komatsu Ogawa in the ring surrounded by a shrine dedicated to MITSUBACHI. At the focal point of the shrine is a large, red, Japanese style gate fashioned after the famous Fushimi Inari-taisha shrine. Underneath the gate, we find a life sized statue of MITSUBACHI in traditional samurai garb. To complement the statue, Komatsu has placed various photos of MITSUBISHI during in-ring competition. Beneath the statue is a small, bamboo water fountain. Hanging just above the ring is a large Japanese flag. Komatsu wears a black kimono with a red and pink cherry blossom pattern. He rests his hand on the edge of the gate, admiring his work as he begins to address the uncomfortable EAW audience.)
Komatsu Ogawa: Some of you call this an obsession. I call it a sign of respect. This man that I have plastered behind me is the future of this company and the true leader of not only team Dynasty, but the entire EAW locker room. He has the elegance and pride of many Japanese leaders, completely unlike the captain and co captain of this team.
(Komatsu shakes his head disapprovingly.)
Komatsu Ogawa: Charlie Marr and Chris Elite should be lucky MITSUBACHI even agreed to being on the team after being disrespected by not being named the leader! At the drop of a hat, he can say to hell with this company whenever he wants and become an Emperor should he so please! He doesn’t need EAW, they need HIM! Not to mention he is the only Japanese man on this team and that makes him very special to me–to us. 😊We should all appreciate his uniqueness and hard work as much as I do. Did I mention he’s the only Japanese talent on the team? Ah. This reminds me of when my favorite wrestler ever Kuziki Kawasaki led an All-American team to victory at the Series of Surviving in 1988! This will not be like that white washed Last Samurai movie where some weird American led his team to victory. :scusthov:
(Komatsu kneels down to grab a drink from the bamboo water fountain to wet his palette. He stands back up and looks adoringly at the Samurai statue of MITSUBACHI as he continues.)
Komatsu Ogawa: MITSUBACHI hails from Sōka, Saitama, Japan. It is here that he used to train, in the simplest of ways, running up and down the stairs of the Hyakutaibashi Bridge and learned patience by growing a Bonsai tree with his grandfather. The art of Bonsai tree raising was passed on between his family for generations. He was destined to become the greatest Bonsai tree grower in Japan, but he wanted to be something more. He loved wrestling as a kid, he also grew up watching Suzuki Kawasaki–one of the greatest of all time. And he will be greatness, just like him. They both trained in the same dojo and everything. The dojo where they teach you how to be tough from a young age! I wanted to get in, too, but personal problems stopped me from getting to that point. But this isn’t about me, this is about the great MITSUBACHI. MITSUBACHI put a lot of hard work in while working in Japan. He became a 5 time Japan Kyokutan’na Wrestling champion and multi time World Cup winner! After gathering s many accolades in the land of the rising sun, he decided to expand his horizons and reach out to EAW. That was one of the greatest days in EAW history, for little does this company know that on that day, they signed a gem! He shall prove so when he leads Team Dynasty to victory just like Kuziki carried Bulk Logan, Lockhart Chester and Double J! No one on Team Showdown or Voltage have another Japanese talent, just a bunch of thieves who take moves we originated yet have the nerve to call us weebs! None of these guys have the discipline MITSUBACHI has or the raw talent. Voltage is being led by some American who makes animal noises as if he’s on some type of drug probably methamphetamine or something. I’m not even aware of who’s Showdowns captain, but that team is also full of clowns who MITSUBACHI can put down by himself. Wait and see! Just a bunch of weirdos on these teams like Minerva who wants to be this extreme entity so bad. For your information, Minerva, MITSUBACHI grew up on extreme, that’s how he spent most of his career, being hardcore and doing anything it takes to win. MITSUBACHI is the expert! Minerva only wishes she had the expertise of the greatest of all time! She knows nothing! She is a fraud, a fake! Out of everyone I dislike her the most, I care very little for her made up American War movie based background. MITSUBACHI has been through real struggle, real heart break that’s why he’s mastered those Killer Bees, that would have killed anyone else who tried to get them to obey and because of that and because of him 王朝は最高を支配します!!
Jake Mercer: :dahell:
Komatsu Ogawa: That means Dynasty rules the highest! So with that being said I claim that they すべての敵を虐殺! Slaughter all enemies especially that fake Miner—
(The lights in the EAW performance center suddenly go out. A slight shriek is heard throughout the performance center.)
Jake Mercer: When will we finally get our electric bill payments in on time? :noah:
(Jake is heard whining through commentary. It takes a few seconds, but as the lights turn back on Kamatsu Ogawa, scared out of his wits out of breath– he doesn’t realize Minerva standing behind him.)
Stew-O: Ogawa might wanna turn around because Minerva is about to slaughter him :lupe: !!!
Flannery McCoy: TOO LATE, STEW–MINERVA WITH A LOW BLOW FROM BEHIND! SHE QUICKLY PROCEEDS TO RUN AND BOUNCE OFF THE ROPES…
Jake Mercer: THE DEVILS TOUCH! A HUGE SUPERKICK WITH LOTS OF MOMENTUM BEHIND IT AND IT NEARLY TOOK OGAWA’S HEAD RIGHT OFF HIS SHOULDERS!
Stew-O: SHE ISN’T FINISHED JUST YET, THOUGH! SHE DRAGS HIM TO THE CORNER AND CONNECTS WITH A BEAUTIFUL HELLS BELLS! THE SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT AND AT THIS POINT, I’M SURE OGAWA ONLY WISHES HE KEPT HIS MOUTH SHUT REGARDING OTHER ELITISTS AND JUST REMAINED A FAN FROM AFAR!
Flannery McCoy: Voltage again taking out a Dynasty talent but this time they only needed one of them to do it! How will Team Dynasty react?!?
(A commercial for My Strange Addiction starring Jake Mercer and his multiple problems that are too long to describe)
(“Faneto” by Chief Keef hits as SOSA Henderson makes his way out to the stage, walking with a swagger to the ring, embracing the boos the crowd is giving him.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!!! INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA….WEIGHING IN AT 191 POUNDS….SSOOOOSSSAAA HHEENNNDDEERRSSSOOONNNNN!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Welcome back to Friday Nights! :blessed:
Stew-O: Indeed, He tore it up as part of Dynasty since his return last season, and he’s carried it over onto the yellow brand. Just one week away from competing for the EAW World Championship. And tonight, he looks to make a statement to show he’s superior to the best Dynasty’s got and that’s their own number one contender, Andrea Valentine. I sure hope Rex McAllister is somewhere keeping a very close eye on this one.
(“Roll With Me” by Charli XCX hits as the crowd gives her a massive ovation, despite what she pulled earlier in the night.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM ORLANDO, FLORIDA…WEIGHING IN AT 110 POUNDS….AAANNNDDDRREEEEAAA VVVAAALLLEEENNNTTTTIIINNNEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes our number one contender! She looks ready to go tonight and ready for a fight after the shit she’s been through the past several week by the World Champion. Last week, we saw something in her that was quite out of character for her, even if the person she was attacking of Veena Adams. And then earlier tonight, the trend continued with that assault. You got to wonder if something has just snapped inside of her.
Jake Mercer: I guess we’ll find out in due time. :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: THE BATTLE OF THE TWO NUMBER ONE CONTENDERS IS UNDERWAY!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And this match kicks off! Both Andrea and SOSA step to the center of the ring, and put their arm out to test one another’s strength, and then both competitors lock up in the center of the ring! Sosa then transitions into a side headlock, but then Andrea pushes Sosa off her and Sosa goes flying off the ropes. Andrea then drops down to the mat as Sosa leaps over and then goes running off the opposite ropes, but as Andrea was getting to her feet, Sosa comes flying in and hits a running dropkick to the face! Andrea is up and then Sosa connects with a standing dropkick taking her down! Sosa seems to have the momentum in the early goings here!
Jake Mercer: Andrea rises to her feet and then Sosa who was waiting for her connects with a third running dropkick knocking Andrea back into the corner! Sosa is right on Andrea’s tail and then puts her in an upright position in the corner, before connecting with a knife edge chop! Another knife edge chop from Sosa! Sosa now goes for the irish whip to the opposite corner, but Andrea reverses it and sends Sosa running to the corner and Andrea runs right behind him! Sosa uses the corner and leaps himself in the air and the drops back behind Andrea, Andrea turns around and runs right into a spinning back elbow from Sosa! BUT NO!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea ducks the elbow and then goes for a spinning heel kick–BUT SOSA CATCHES THE LEG OF ANDREA! Sosa then spins Andrea around and then Andrea connects with a leaping double leg lariat!
Stew-O: Sosa manages to roll away from Andrea as Andrea is trying to grab ahold of him and rolls underneath the bottom rope laying on the edge of the apron. Andrea then reaches over and grabs Sosa by the hair pulling him up, but Sosa grabs Andrea by the head and slingshots her backwards and Andrea stumbles to the center of the ring as Sosa is on the apron seeming to be measuring Andrea! SOSA SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE! BUT ANDREA DUCKS! SOSA SAW IT COMING AS HE CHANGES HEARS IN MID AIR AND ROLLS BACK TO HIS FEET, AND HE RUNS AT ANDREA–BUT ANDREA CATCHES SOSA OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE! SOSA STUMBLES BACKWARDS AGAINST THE ROPES AND HERE COMES ANDREA VALENTINE–ANDREA CLOTHESLINES BOTH HER AND SOSA HENDERSON OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Flannery McCoy: Both competitors are down on the outside now as Andrea begins to stir to her feet. Andrea Valentine now sees Sosa getting to his knees, AND ANDREA RUNS AND DRIVES HER KNEE INTO THE BACK OF SOSA’S HEAD! Andrea tries to keep the momentum rolling as she picks up Sosa and rolls him back inside the ring. Andrea climbs up the top rope, and she looks to be setting up for ‘Magic Hour!’ AND ANDREA FLIES FROM THE TOP ROPE! MAGIC HOUR!!! BUT SOSA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! SOSA HENDERSON IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS ANDREA RISES UP TO HER FEET SLOWLY HOLDING HER CHEST, AND THEN SOSA HENDERSON CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING REVERSE STO!! THE COVER NOW FROM SOSA!
OONNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout from our #1 Contender! Sosa then tries to transition into the crossface….But Andrea is trying her best to try blocking it! ANDREA ROLLS THROUGH AND HAS THE PIN ON SOSA!!
OONNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: SOSA REVERSES BACK INTO THE ORIGINAL POSITION, AND HE HAS THE CROSSFACE LOCKED IN SUCCESSFULLY! SOSA HAS HIS SIGNATURE CROSSFACE LOCKED IN NOW AS HE WRENCHES BACK ON ANDREA! Andrea is trying to reach out for the ropes but she’s still a bit away from them, and now Andrea…ANDREA USES HER FOOT AND THROWS IT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE, FORCING SOSA TO BREAK THE SUBMISSION HOLD!
Stew-O: Sosa quickly gets up and grabs Andrea by her feet and drags her to the center of the ring. Sosa is setting up for his signature sharpshooter! Andrea once again is trying to fight it off, and then she throws a kick right to the face of Sosa! Andrea throws another one! And then a third one! Andrea uses both of her feet and pushes Sosa backwards buying her time to get to her knees…AND SOSA RUNS AND TRIES DRIVING HIS KNEE INTO THE SIDE OF ANDREA’S HEAD–BUT ANDREA SIDESTEPPED IT! SOSA TURNS AROUND AND RUNS AT ANDREA ONCE MORE–BUT ANDREA COUNTERS WITH AN ELEVATED HIP TOSS!
Flannery McCoy: Sosa is back to his feet, and Andrea was waiting for him as she successfully connects with a spinning heel kick that drives Sosa back first into the corner! Andrea takes several steps back into the corner opposite of Sosa…AND ANDREA RUNS AND LAUNCHES HERSELF!! ANDREA VALENTINE CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING FOREARM TO THE FACE OF SOSA IN THE CORNER! Sosa then falls to the mat below and Andrea goes through the second rope and climbs the top rope once more! Andrea positions herself up high and stands tall…..’MAAAGGIICCCC HOOUUUURRRR!!!!’ THE BEAUTIFUL MOONSAULT FROM OUR QUEEN! IS THIS GONNA DO IT?!
OOONNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: SOSA KICKS OUT! Andrea sits next to Sosa on the mat wondering what her next move is here in this matchup. Andrea reaches down and picks Sosa up off the mat–BUT SOSA OUT OF NOWHERE GOES FOR A LEAPING ENZIGUIRI KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AND ANDREA DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE! SOSA HOPS UP TO THE SECOND ROPE AND SITS ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, AND HE BEGINS TO MEASURE ANDREA….CROSSBODY TAKES ANDREA DOWN! SOSA FEELS MOMENTUM SHIFTING HIS WAY NOW AS HE SEES ANDREA PULLING HERSELF UP USING THE ROPES!
Stew-O: Sosa runs at Andrea, but Andrea counters with a back body drop over the top rope, but Sosa held on, Andrea turns around and Sosa comes flying off the top rope and delivers a diving hurricanrana! Andrea stands once more. AND SOSA HENDERSON WITH A SUPERKICK! BUT ANDREA CATCHES THE FOOT! ANDREA FLIPS SOSA BACKWARDS AND SOSA LANDS ON HIS FEET! SOSA RUNS AT ANDREA….BUT ANDREA CATCHES SOSA IN THE OCTOPUS STRETCH!!! SHE PULLS BACK ON SOSA’S ARM!
Jake Mercer: Sosa begins to try to figure a way out of this submission here, but Andrea is relentless with this submission! SOSA IN ONE SWIFT MOTION GETS ANDREA UP AND TRANSITIONS INTO A SPINNING SIDE SLAM!! ANDREA IS ON BOTH KNEES AND THEN SOSA HENDERSON FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF ANDREA’S HEAD!! SOSA GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTHHHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT AGAIN FROM ANDREA! Now Sosa right away crawls over underneath the rope and begins his climb up to the top rope! Sosa looks to be setting up for the ‘SOSA BOMB’!! AND HE HITS IT!! BUT NO!! ANDREA VALENTINE GOT THE KNEES UP!! Andrea rises up and she sees Sosa getting to his feet in pain holding his back! SOSA HENDERSON TURNS AROUND AND EATS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE FROM ANDREA!!
Stew-O: ANDREA IS FEELING PUMPED UP! ANDREA THEN TURNS AROUND AND LOOKS DOWN AT SOSA–ANDREA VALENTINE CONNECTS WITH A STANDING “MAGIC HOUR”!!!!!! THE STANDING MOONSAULT FROM ANDREA AS SHE PINS SOSA!
OONNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: SOSA HENDERSON KICKS OUT! Andrea gets on top of Sosa and holy fuck, she is driving elbows right into the forehead of Sosa as hard as she can! Something has really gotten into this woman!
Stew-O: Andrea now stands up and begins to set up for a move. She is like a shark that smells blood waiting for Sosa to rise up to his feet! AND NOW ANDREA HOPS ON THE SHOULDERS OF SOSA…SHE’S GOING FOR LOVE HAZE!!! NO!!!! SOSA HELD ON TO HER LEGS AND USES HIS POWER! AND SOSA REVERSES AND CONNECTS WITH A REVERSE ALABAMA SLAM ON ANDREA! SOSA HENDERSON LEAPS FORWARD AND ROLLS THROUGH TO A PIN ON ANDREA!!
OONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ANDREA ESCAPES IT, AND SOSA IS BACK TO HIS FEET IN RECORD TIME AND DELIVERS A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF ANDREA’S HEAD! SOSA IS NOW IN CONTROL AS HE PICKS ANDREA UP OFF THE MAT, AND SOSA….SOSA RUNS TO THE ROPES…ANDREA SWINGS BUT SOSA DUCKS AND KEEPS HIS MOMENTUM GOING OFF THE OPPOSITE ROPES–SPEAR!!!!! THE SPEAR FROM SOSA HENDERSON!! IS THIS GONNA DO IT?!?!
OONNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHHHHRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: SHE KICKS OUT AGAIN! ANDREA STAYS IN IT! Sosa takes a breath really quick before jumping back to his feet. He reaches down and pickles Andrea up by the head and slowly drags her up off the mat–OH MY GOD!! ANDREA PUTS HER FOOT UP TO SOSA’S FACE!!! XOXO!!!!!! THE INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER!! ANDREA PULLED THAT OUT OF HER PLAYBOOK LITERALLY OUT OF NOWHERE, AND NOW BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN IN THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: ANDREA USES THE ROPES TO HELP PULL HERSELF UP, AND SHE MIGHT BE LOOKING TO FINALLY END THIS MATCH! SHE AWAITS SOSA–WHAT THE HELL?!?!
???” YES!!!!! DREA!!!! DREA!!! DREA!!!!
Stew-O: Up at the tron.
(The videotron shows World Champion, Visual Prophet, sporting an EAWShop Andrea Valentine t-shirt and mini pom poms. Andrea Valentine looks up at the tron, very unamused Visual Prophet is still keeping up this charade.)
Visual Prophet: I heard about you causing havoc earlier in the show, and I needed to see this. Sorry I’m late doll. I felt like being a virtual fan tonight!
Flannery McCoy: BEHIND ANDREA!!! SOSA HENDERSON ROLLS UP ANDREA VALENTINE!! HE HAS ALL THE LEVERAGE!!
OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Faneto” by Chief Keef hits as SOSA Henderson quickly rolls out of the ring and gets his hand raised high in the air as he celebrates on the stage before exiting.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER……SSSOOOOSSSAAAAA HHHEENNNDDERRRRSSSOONNNN!!!!!
Stew-O: WOW!! SOSA HENDERSON PICKS UP THE WIN THANKS TO VISUAL PROPHET ONCE AGAIN GETTING INSIDE THE HEAD OF HIS CHALLENGER!
(“Faneto” fades as Andrea Valentine sits alone inside the ring, with Viz still on the tron, having a look of shock. Andrea rakes her hair back. Her face looks like she’s about to blow a gasket.)
Visual Prophet: Drea….I didn’t mean to have you lose. Believe me–
Andrea Valentine: AHHHHHH!!!!!!
Stew-O: :krabs:!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!
(Andrea Valentine exits the ring and kicks the steel steps over as hard as she possibly can. She then walks over to the announce table and strips it apart in frustration.)
Visual Prophet: (with the small grin) Andrea…girl…please calm down!
(Andrea then pulls out several steel chairs from under the ring, and she tosses several of them at the video tron, scaring Viz.)
Visual Prophet: :headout:
(The video tron cuts off as Andrea’s face is full of rage, she continues to throw whatever she can get her eyes on. After several moments, Stephie Love tries to step in and calm her down.)
(Andrea Valentine shoves Stephie to the ground in rage.)
(Andrea looks down almost not regretting a thing as she makes her way out of the Performance Center, banging the glass as hard as she can in absolute anger.)
Stew-O: What….what did we just witness? Something just truly snapped inside Andrea here tonight. It’s something you don’t expect out of someone like her. Dynasty will be right back.
(A commercial is shown for Big Time Rush starring the most generic white people you’ve ever seen including Xavier Williams, old Bronson Daniels, Ryan Wilson, Maxwell and of course, Myles & Jamie O’Hara)
(As Dynasty returns from commercial break, the performance center audience is heard booing and jeering as “This is Your Life” by The Dust Brothers & Tyler Durden plays throughout the PA system. The camera pans along the ring where three rows of church pews have been set up on either side of a large wooden lectern that sits top and center. Behind the lectern stands Drake King, with a book of scripture held open in his hands. His eyes are shut, but his mouth moves rapidly as though he were reciting a series of prayers. The camera zooms in on his face as the socially distanced audience continues to shout at and boo him.)
Stew-O: It hasn’t been that long since we’ve seen Drake King on Dynasty, but that isn’t going to stop our crowd tonight from being as vocal as they can possibly be about how unhappy they are to see him. Just get a load of this audience! I didn’t think an arena at 25% capacity would be capable of this sort of volume!
Flannery McCoy: Drake has taken it upon himself to plan the delivery of a, err, sermon on all three brands this weekend. Supposedly, he has a thing or two to share with us regarding the “state” of each brand just before Territorial Invasion! Think he’ll have anything good to share, Jake?
Jake Mercer: I just consider myself blessed and highly favored. I am ever so thankful that I get to listen to some of the moving words from The Last Messiah here tonight. Hopefully he can shed some light on our brand that is in much need of cleansing. 🙏
Flannery McCoy: 🙄 Why did I even ask?
(Suddenly, Drake’s eyes spring open wide and he closes his book of scripture shut. He carefully places the book down on his lectern, adjusting the microphone in front of him. Just as he clears his throat to speak, the raucous performance center crowd begins a series of chants, with every intention of irritating The Last Messiah.)
Crowd: O-K! O-K! O-K! O-K! O-K! O-K! O-K! O-K! O-K! O-K! O-K! O-K! O-K! O-K! O-K! O-K!
Drake King: https://i.imgur.com/fAaeAli.jpg
Crowd: SA-RAH PRI-ICE! *clap clap clapclapclap* SA-RAH PRI-ICE! *clap clap clapclapclap*
Drake King: :wow:
Crowd: VIS-U-AL PRO-PHET! *clap clap clapclapclap* VIS-U-AL PRO-PHET! *clap clap clapclapclap* VIS-U-AL PRO-PHET! *clap clap clapclapclap*
Drake King: :krabs:
Crowd: VIS-U-AL PRO-PHET! *clap clap clapclapclap* VIS-U-AL PRO-PHET! *clap clap clapclapclap* VIS-U-AL PRO-PHET! *clap clap clapclapclap*
Drake King: No…no, don’t…please…
(The crowd begins to chant even louder.)
Crowd: VIS-U-AL PRO-PHET! *clap clap clapclapclap* VIS-U-AL PRO-PHET! *clap clap clapclapclap* VIS-U-AL PRO-PHET! *clap clap clapclapclap*
(Drake throws his hands over his ears in frustration, shaking his head aggressively as he looks around at the crowd.)
Drake King: YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO!
Crowd: VIZ-ZY! VIZ-ZY! VIZ-ZY! VIZ-ZY! VIZ-ZY! VIZ-ZY!
Drake King: SILENCE!
(The crowd only gets louder and louder as Drake protests with them, a potent mixture of anger and fear reading on his face. He keeps his hands over his ears as he begins to mumble more words to himself. Eventually, he manages to calm himself down, and the socially distanced crowd, growing tired of the torture, allow their jeers to subside.)
Drake King: It appears as though the situation on Dynasty is far worse than I ever feared. Although, I cannot say that I’m necessarily surprised at this at all. As it turns out, I’m incredibly relieved that I am able to come to Dynasty first, considering these…less than ideal circumstances. :mjpls:
(Drake removes the microphone from the stand holding it position and maneuvers himself from behind the lectern, now standing at its side. He rests a hand at the edge of the lectern as he continues to speak, scanning over the audience with a judgemental eye.)
Drake King: Dynasty is suffering without me. And I truly wish it were not so. StarrStan was the obvious loser in the draft when he lost his opportunity at redrafting me once Captain Charisma brought me over to Voltage. I pity the lot of you–it’s why I’m so willing to forgive you all for your sins, your acts against the divine law, for you know not what you do. You lack guidance. You lack a true leader. You lack awareness of all that it is you’re going through. Luckily, I am here to remedy at least some of that. :wow:
(The audience begins to boo mildly.)
Drake King: I look back on *most* of my time on Dynasty fondly. There is much I accomplished throughout my time here. It was just this past season that allowed me to establish myself as the competitor I am now known as. Dynasty is the brand which made me the man I am today. This is why it pains me to see you all on Dynasty being tormented the way that you are, without anyone who cares enough to extend a helping hand and save you. Do you lack clarity? Does nobody see how doomed you truly are? For at the helm of the brand, holding the World Heavyweight Championship, is a man who dares to refer to himself as a prophet. He’s no prophet of mine, that is for certain. This man has gotten away with showcasing his blasphemous, devilish, dark powers in order to take what was once mine, in order to spread his heresy across the EAW Universe’s virginal minds and ears. We cannot tolerate a minute longer of his manipulation and mental abuse. I can only hope that my efforts lead you straight onto the path of enlightenment sooner rather than later.
(Drake steps away from the lectern and begins to walk down the aisle of one of his noticeably empty and therefore, useless rows of pews.)
Drake King: All that I…experienced while on Dynasty has allowed me a glimpse into the future, allowed me to see with brand new eyes what exactly is in store for Dynasty, for me, and for EAW. And I have dedicated myself fully to ensuring that what I’ve seen does not end up becoming reality. I am sometimes overwhelmed with the amount of work that still needs to be done. It is quite a shame that I am unable to stick around on a weekly basis in order to bring this brand salvation, to redeem its people and release them from the filth that plagues your minds. The future is so very grim for the red brand and I truly, truly wish it were not so. Hopefully, the lessons and preachings I plan to bring you all come Territorial Invasion will be the first step in correcting the wrongs done by those in positions of power here. However, Territorial Invasion is still a full week away. Until then, please accept what I have to offer you here this evening so that we may reflect together on the heinous crimes you all have fallen victim to, in hopes to one day, redeem yourselves fully.
(Drake now repositions himself back behind the lectern, placing his microphone onto the mic stand and grabbing hold of his book of scriptures, flipping briskly through its pages. The audience begins to boo him tremendously once again, but he successfully ignores them, a sense of pity for them showing across his face.)
Drake King: Please join me in a reading from the Teachings of The Last Messiah: chapter sixteen, verses one through seven.
(The boos only worsen with intensity throughout his reading, but Drake is determined to deliver his sermon nonetheless.)
Drake King: “I am reminding you, brothers and sisters, of the gospel I preached to you, which you received and on which you have taken your stand. By this gospel you are saved, if you hold firmly to the word I preached to you. Otherwise, you have suffered in vain. For what I received I passed on to you as of first importance: that the Paragon died for our sins according to the Prophecy. But by the grace of The Anointed One, I am what I am, and His grace to me was not without effect, for I–”
(“We Major” by Kanye West and Nas begins to play throughout the performance center speakers, cutting Drake off before he can finish his last sentence. As the audience elicits a mixed-reaction for the two remaining members of Dynasty’s War Games Team, Drake calmly closes his book and holds it up to his chest as he repositions himself in front of his lectern, looking onward at the stage.)
(The Liquid Swordz appear at the top of the stage, dressed in full ring gear for their main event taking place later on in the evening. They walk down the ramp, both men oozing with an abundance of arrogance and condescension as they look towards the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: Earlier tonight, Mr. DEDEDE and Impact put themselves in quite a predicament which I can only imagine will make their chances at winning War Games THAT much more difficult, if the match at TI wasn’t competitive enough!
Stew-O: Well, when you view yourselves as highly skilled and as untouchable as these two do, anything is possible. DEDEDE and Impact told us from the very beginning: if they needed to move forward without Sarah Price, they were going to do exactly that should she refuse to fall in line.
Jake Mercer: If Sarah Price couldn’t get with the program, then she has no place in THE IMPACT ZONE! The Liquid Swordz have EVERY reason to feel like they’re capable of pulling off a huge victory at War Games on their own, just peep the competition! Uh, excluding our lord and savior Drake King, of course. Ye, he might actually be a problem for them. BUT STILL!
Flannery McCoy: Not sure what these two men are looking to gain by involving themselves in Drake’s sermon, but I’m definitely interested in hearing what they have to say.
(As the commentary team provides their critical analysis, Impact and Mr. DEDEDE enter the ring, DEDEDE immediately going to grab two microphones from the time keeper’s area. He hands a microphone off to Impact as he returns to the center of the ring, Impact and DDD positioning themselves directly in front of Drake and his lectern as “We Major” dies down.)
Drake King: Thank you for joining me, brothers! I commend you for your interest in learning more about the scriptures straight from the mouth of The Messiah. I would have appreciated not being interrupted, but I will excuse that for now, as you are clearly still in need of divine guidance and intervention. Please, make yourself comfortable. Have a seat as I continue the evening’s sermon.
(Instead of taking a seat in the pews, Impact and DEDEDE turn to each other each with raised eyebrows.)
Impact: You good to take this one, chief? :mjgrin:
Mr. DEDEDE: Please. Allow me.
(Impact takes a deep breath and crosses his arms over his chest as DEDEDE closes in on Drake.)
Mr. DEDEDE: You dickheads really love to clap back and tell us each and everytime that there isn’t a single person in the business today inspired by what we’ve done historically, and look. The proof is right here in front of you all. I would say that I’m surprised to find yet another Elitist putting their best effort forward into rehashing one of the many personas I’ve adapted over the years. You once claimed you never wanted to BE a “Gawd,” Drake. That you didn’t need the theatrics, the titles, none of it. Yet here you stand. I took the EAW Universe on a spiritual journey back when you were still wiping the drool off your chin. Granted, it did work wonders for me. It’s only natural that you attempt to follow in the footsteps of those you admire the most in the industry, in an effort to replicate the astonishing success I’ve made for myself over the years.
Drake King: Apologies, brother. But I fail to see any of the parallels you mentioned between us. If my memory serves me correctly, your stint as “The Gawd” was inspired by a role you played in a movie, whereas my determination to relieve EAW from the plague that haunts them is not an act or a role I am able to relieve myself of with the drop of a hat. I am the man that will heal EAW, the man who will do whatever he must to make this forsaken company a far better place than it once was after people like you have done so much to stifle its growth, to hurt it’s people.
Mr. DEDEDE: These people hurt themselves, Drake. What makes you think that you have a better understanding of what this company needs? You dare to defy me? After I’ve practically given you the blueprint for the gimmick you’re diving headfirst into after being so weak-willed in Prophetic Visions??
Impact: Not even so much as a thank you card, either. Dynasty, no, EAW is a spectacle because of US. That isn’t bravado, that is a fact born out by our spotless track record of excellence that has followed us around everywhere we’ve gone, every venture we’ve endeavored into. We’ve poured everything we have into the business, this company, to be HONORED and REVERED as we deserve, not to sit here and be disrespected. Without us, you’d have nothing, Drake. Same goes for you, Malcolm sideshow Jones, or Miss Congeniality herself, Darcy May Morgan. Your entire team has us to thank for giving you all life.
(Just then, “Scenario” by Pop Smoke hits, the performance center crowd responding with a series of boos as the other two members of Team Voltage, Darcy May Morgan and Malcolm Jones, step out onto the stage with microphones and begin their way down the ramp.)
Flannery McCoy: And as if on cue, here come the remaining members of Team Voltage no doubt looking to back their partner up!
Stew-O: Team Voltage has come to establish themselves as probably the most unified team between all three brands heading into War Games. I’m not surprised at all to see Malcolm and Darcy here tonight to stand in solidarity with Drake after all they’ve been through last week.
(Malcom and Darcy both enter the ring, Darcy pulling out a spray bottle of 70% ethanol which she sprays on one of Drake’s pews before sitting. Malcolm joins the circle of DDD, Imp, and Drake.)
Drake King: Sister Darcy! Brother Malcolm! :blessed: So good of you to join me at my service this evening.
Darcy May Morgan: A beautiful sermon, Drake. 😌 I would have very much liked to hear the rest of it. It’s a shame you had to be interrupted by outdated clowns who have somehow managed to last long in EAW after their expiration date. Even if DEDEDE managed to do it first, there’s no doubt about who’s doing it better! 😉
Malcolm Jones: To be honest, I don’t care who did it first, ‘cause both of you goin’ straight to hell for this sacrilegious bullshit. :mjpls:
Mr. DEDEDE: Triggered, Malcolm?
Drake King: Ahhh, please excuse Malcolm, for he is still struggling with acceptance of Drake King as his savior.
Darcy May Morgan: And as for why he’s so ready to denounce you, DEDEDE, well, that part is obvious. He doesn’t need YOUR help or your influence at all. Your time has come and gone. Move over, the both of you. It is time you make room for a star like ME! It’s only a matter of time before I’m the only thing anyone can stand to talk about, they won’t be able to help themselves. Not that much different from the way things are now, actually.
Impact: This company has thrived off of manufacturing great personalities, great entertainers, great wrestlers who, for brief periods of time, managed to push the envelope just far enough to get everybody talking about them—but none like me. None like DDD. They come and go, a flash in the pan. That’s the fate of Elitists like Drake King, like Sarah Price, like Justin Windgate, may he eat the pin with grace, like many who’ve come before you. You’re literally no different. The gateway to greatness is not heavensent, it is a revolving door. A door that’s been abused by people a lot like yourself, who were given a ball, ran with it, and sure enough, ended up begging for no more than a smidgen of attention and crumbs after you fail to adjust and adapt like Xavier Williams tried to do twice already–
(“Break Free” by The New Low begins to play throughout the sound system of the EAW performance center. Captain Xavier Williams, Jack Ripley, and Justin Windgate step out onto the stage, all three men holding a microphone. Xavier is the first to raise the microphone to his mouth, his theme song dying down just as he begins to speak. As he addresses the other two teams in the ring, Team Showdown continues their procession down the ramp and up the steel steps.)
Xavier Williams: And this is coming from the man who after numerous failed attempts at breaking waves in the business for five years, has been forced to rebrand himself as the…Remix in order to garner an ounce of respect from the EAW locker room?
(At this point, all three members of Team Showdown select their own edge of the apron to stand on, now surrounding the ring. They enter the ring simultaneously, then position themselves on the end of the ring opposite the lectern.)
Drake King: Blessed be! More followers interested in hearing more from the Teachings of the Messiah?!
Jack Ripley: :usure:
Justin Windgate: It’s funny to me, Imp, that I’VE become a punchline for this main event match at Territorial Invasion when there are men like you and Drake King sharing the stage with me. I don’t mind being overlooked because it’s going to that more satisfying when I’m the one landing all the shots that matter in the War Games structure. I know what I bring to the table and the value that I could bring to a team. None of the others in this match do, except for Xavier and Jack—even though he and I don’t see eye to eye on most occasions, we at least know what the other is going to bring from a competitive standpoint to Territorial Invasion. To everyone else, I’m just a random name thrown into a warzone, but I’m on mission to establish myself as one of the greatest in this company. And nothing is going to stop me.
(Darcy suddenly bursts out into a fit of laughter, much to everyone’s confusion. She stands up from her seat and joins Malcolm and Drake on their side of the ring.)
Darcy May Morgan: Oh, that was funny! I’m sorry, Justin, but…I can’t help but laugh whenever I think about what business you have in this match to begin with. I mean, think about my flawless team for example. Drake and Malcolm chose me because—well, it’s obvious at this point. Even when you consider Dynasty’s arrangement, Veena chose Mr. DEDEDE and Impact because they are literal legends and even though they are quite a bit played out and outdated, they bring something interesting to this match. Jack Ripley has always been a favourite with management, Xavier Williams is a Hall of Famer. But you? What do they expect YOU to bring? I can’t wrap my head around it. 🤨
Xavier Williams: I grow tired of repeating myself. Justin Windgate has all the makings of a future star. If anything, his actions on Showdown two weeks ago only confirmed that. He’s a man that will do all that it takes to win, to prove himself, to get himself ahead. It’s the exact energy I needed on my team.
Jack Ripley: I know I’ve expressed my doubts about Justin before…but I’m growing to understand his reasonings now, slowly but surely. Regardless of how I might have personally felt about what Justin did, I’m not going to let it stop me from keeping my head on straight. What I also understand is just how perfectly suited Xavier, Justin, and I are to end up on top. We’re going to be the most successful team at the end of this once we walk away with the victory and they’ll be nothing any one of you can say about it.
Malcolm Jones: And what exactly makes you the expert on successful teams, Jack? Last I checked, the only other team you been on turned their backs on you due to your inability to carry your own weight and your bulk of the work. But that’s none of my business.
Impact: The fuck? You have literally opted into teaming with Chris Elite, willingly, of all people, on more than one occasion.
Xavier Williams: I’d be careful who you dare speak down to, Imp. You can barely keep up with the state of things around here these days, so I don’t think you’re one to talk about a single decision made by this new generation.
Impact: And YOU are? :mjlol
Xavier Williams: Anyone else would be able to look at you and see that, Impact. You aren’t hungry enough. You’re not humble enough. You no longer have anything to offer this industry if not a biased perspective to complement the nostalgia factor you give to these audiences. Your egos will be the sole cause of your entire downfall. The fact that you’re willing to walk into a match like War Games an entire person short is a death sentence in itself. You two aren’t being reasonable. You made it that much easier for us to topple you. May as well hand us the glory of our victory already.
Mr. DEDEDE: And that is exactly where you’re wrong. My partner, Impact, is arguably the most decorated wrestler to ever live, and your partners are two men who have yet to be able to capitalize on one meaningful opportunity throughout their entire careers. Although it’s amusing seeing your attempts to muddy the well, so to speak, and cast dirt upon the prestige of Impact and I, I can’t take a word you say to me seriously. Imp and I could defeat you all on our own if we wanted to, this is a fact. Sarah was dead weight that I am more than happy to shed. But as I’ve said before, I am a generous Gawd. I’m going to level the playing field, for your sakes–although, I think my next announcement might make the field a little more uneven, all things considered. I knew with Sarah finally gone, that would leave our War Games Team with an open spot, a spot I knew was going to need filling. And I knew exactly who I was going to fill it with from the very beginning, even if they aren’t particularly my favorite employee. :wow: As interesting as it would have been for us to be the first two men to headline a War Games main event as a duo, we have every intention of walking into Territorial Invasion with a full roster. I always have a plan, don’t think for a second that I so much as move an inch without having a formula to last me for the next ten miles. I told Sarah this long ago, the purpose she served on this team was to solely make the rest of YOU feel better, to stay motivated, she was on this team to give the other brands a chance, to prevent *my* presence from completely dousing out their hopes at winning. You all saw Sarah Price alongside Impact and Mr. DEDEDE and think that maybe, just maybe, the weak-point in Team Dynasty’s foundation might be enough to ensure any other brand a chance at victory. But we’ve had enough of playing nice. We’re through feeding you all false hope. Say farewell to any chance you once thought you had of ever winning at Territorial Invasion.
(DEDEDE gestures towards the stage, all of the War Games competitors turning their attention as they wait anxiously for the arrival of Sarah’s unexpected replacement.)
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(“Surfin’ [ft. Pharrel Williams]” by Kid Cudi begins to play.)
Flannery McCoy: :damn: !!!!! WELL, SHIT!
Jake Mercer: I…I don’t believe it.
Stew-O: Believe it or not, ladies and gentlemen…the newest member of Team Dynasty is the Universal Women’s Champion…Serena Bennett!!
(The socially distanced crowd goes ballistically ape shit as all of the War Games competitors watch onward as Serena Bennett struts out onto the stage, a wide, toothy smile on her face. She doesn’t say a word, but instead, simply flips her hair on either side as she looks around the performance center, then locks her focus onto the ring with a satisfied smirk. The members of Team Voltage and Team Showdown turn to each other as Mr. DEDEDE and Impact exit the ring and begin their way up the ramp to join their partner.)
Jake Mercer: Just when I didn’t think War Games could have gotten any WORSE, Serena Bennett has been thrown into the mix to main event Territorial Invasion for the second year in a ROW! :ohlawd: Will the madness never end?!
Stew-O: It seems unlikely that the Liquid Swordz would agree to working with Serena–especially after all she and Impact have been through last season–but if those two have shown us anything the past few weeks, it’s that they’re full of surprises, always looking to shift and rewrite what we all expect from men of their caliber!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t even know what more to say, bois. At this point in her career, I can only imagine how excited Serena must be to star in War Games once again. It seems like a small change to the card on paper, and no shade to Sarah, but a name as big as Serena’s has become could definitely alter the outcome of this War Games match, in a huge way.
(Mr. DEDEDE and Impact join Serena at the top of the stage. She gives both men a quick up and down before she turns to give a playful wave at everyone in the ring, sticking out her tongue and smiling smugly as they eye the three of them. DEDEDE positions himself in-between Serena and Impact, extending his arms outwards to give both of his War Games Teammates each an encouraging pat on the shoulder. Serena raises her Universal Women’s Title in the air as Impact cracks his knuckles, for no words need to be exchanged at all between the three of them for everybody to understand clearly exactly how solid the new Team Dynasty has turned out to be. Dynasty fades to commercial break as “Surfin’” continues to play.)
(Commercial break which includes an advertisement promoting the exemplary healing power, skin & hair benefits, moisturization capabilities, anti-inflammatory properties, and versatility of 100% Raw & Natural African Shea Butter, starring the Visual Prophet and Serena Bennett.)
(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS and Pop Smoke hits, as Andre Walker steps out onto the stage. The crowd gives him a loud reaction and he walks down the entrance ramp towards the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a triple threat match that is set for ONE FALL!! Making his way to the ring. From Brooklyn, New York!! Weighing in at 185lbs!! THE NOTORIOUS ANDRE WALKER!!!
Stew-O: This should be a great match up between the three Elitists involved. Andre Walker from Dynasty will be able to take on Drake King again after they had an incredible match against one another last season.
(‘This is Your Life’ By the Dust Brothers and Tyler Durden hits, as Drake King steps out onto the stage. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction as there are many Die hard Dynasty fans socially distanced in the arena. Drake stares down at Andre as he makes his way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent.. From the Dead Sea, Israel!!! Weighing in at 225lbs!! THE LAST MESSIAH!!! DRAKE KING!!!
Flannery McCoy: Speaking of Drake King’s match with Andre Walker, when that match happened, that was much earlier in Andre’s career while Drake was the reign World Heavyweight Champion. This will be a great way to see how much both of them have grown since then!
(‘War’ by Grandson hits as Jake Smith steps out onto the stage. The crowd boos heavily as Jake smirks out to the crowd and makes his way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: And their opponent!! From Venice, California!! Weighing in at 210lbs!!! THE TRENDSETTER JAKE SMITH!!!
Jake Mercer: And then we have my name twin from Showdown. We can’t forget Jake and Drake were once teammates as a part of the Round Table. Since then Jake has managed to become a two time PURE Champion while Drake has won a world title. It’ll be nice to see how much these two have grown since they separated a year ago!
Stew-O: So many connections between these three Elitists. This should be a good one!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And there’s the bell! This match starts off with all three competitors making their way to the center of the ring. All three men are hesitant to take the first strike..
Jake Mercer: But my name twin, Jake Smith, beats everyone to the punch as he connects with a strong kick to the abdomen of Drake King!! Jake follows up with a forearm shot to the head of Drake as Andre Walker makes his way towards the action… SUPERKICK!! SUPERKICK BY JAKE SMITH ONTO ANDRE WALKER THAT SENDS WALKER FALLING TO HIS BUT ON CANVAS!! Jake Smith quickly turns away from Drake King and makes his way over to Andre who tries to get up.. But Jake quickly gets on the attack as he drives his knee right into the face of Walker!
Flannery McCoy: That knee shot sent Walker flat on his back after being in that seated position, and now Jake grabs the upper body of Andre and drags him over to the corner! Andre sits up in the corner, but Jake is standing above him and now begins to fire away with punches!!
Stew-O: Look! It’s Drake King! Drake King makes his way behind Jake Smith and-
Jake Mercer: Jake Smith quickly hits Drake with a back elbow the returns to his punches on Andre Walker in the corner!! Drake clutches at his mouth in pain as that’s where Jake made the most contact. Drake looks up at Jake who is still throwing these punches at Andre seated in the corner! Drake quickly marches back over to Jake Smith and as Jake was coming down for a punch, Drake hooks his arm and spins the former two time PURE Champion around!! Drake now kicks Jake in the stomach!! SNAP DDT BY DRAKE KING!!! IT CONNECTS AS JAKE SMACKS HIS HEAD AGAINST THE CANVAS, THEN QUICKLY ROLLS UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING!!
Stew-O: Drake is now back up to his feet as he turns his head and sees Jake down at the outside of the ring. He then turns his attention over to Andre Walker who is reaching up and using the ropes to pull himself up to his feet in the corner! Drake quickly makes his way over to Andre and throws a powerful right hook to his face!! No!! Andre manages to move out of the way, as the power behind that missed right hook has Drake up against the turnbuckles! And now it’s Andre who is on the attack as he begins firing away with body shots on Drake King in the corner!! Rights and lefts are coming from Andre Walker right now!!
Flannery McCoy: Andre has connected with some impressive body shots on Drake. He quickly reaches down and grabs Drake by the wrist before irish whipping him over to the opposite corner!! The Last Messiah crashes back first against the turnbuckles as Andre faces him from the other end! Andre now charges at Drake King in the corner!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT DRAKE GETS HIS BOOTS UP BEFORE ANDRE COULD EVEN ATTEMPT A MOVE!!! Andre instantly clutches at his face in pain as he turns around-
Jake Mercer: RUNNING LARIAT BY JAKE SMITH WHO JUST SLID BACK INTO THE RING ONTO ANDRE WALKER!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! Walker ducks underneath the arm, as Jake goes right into Drake King and connects the running lariat on him in the corner!! Drake takes that lariat at full force as he stays leaned up against the turnbuckles. Jake Smith looks at his former tag team partner then turns around towards Andre-
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE WALKER CONNECTS WITH AN AXE KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF JAKE SMITH’S HEAD!!! HE THEN FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A DISCUS ELBOW THAT SENDS JAKE RIGHT INTO THE CORNER AS HIS BODY LEANS UP AGAINST DRAKE’S!!!
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker now takes a few steps back before charging at about Drake and Jake!! AND ANDRE CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING SPINNING KICK TO THE ABDOMEN OF JAKE SMITH!!! Jake is bent over in pain from that kick as Andre grabs him by the head and pulls him away from the corner. Andre then lifts Jake up vertically in the air! He might be thinking Red Alert!!!
Stew-O: Wait no Flannery!! Drake King from out of the corner!!! He runs over to Andre and Jake who is lifted high up in the air… AND DRAKE KING CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK TO THE KNEE THAT FORCES ANDRE TO FALL FACE FIRST DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS AS JAKE SMITH FALLS AS WELL IN A VERY UNORTHODOX WAY!! Andre Walker is seen clutching at his face as Jake is grabbing a hold of his abdomen In pain!!
Jake Mercer: Drake King now makes his way over to Andre Walker and kick the side of his body to turn him on his back. Drake then walks over to the head of Andre, and connects with a brutal knee drop to the face!! Again, Andre clutches at his face in pain as Drake King rises back up to his feet and walks over Jake Smith who is laying face down on the canvas!! The Last Messiah with a powerful stomp into the lower back of Jake Smith!! Another!!! And Another!! Drake King is unloading these piercing stomps down onto the lower back of Jake as we can hear the pain in his screaming voice!! AND NOW DRAKE STEPS OVER, REACHES DOWN, AND LOCKS IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH ON JAKE SMITH!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jake is in a tremendous amount of pain and Drake is only making it worse with that Camel Clutch submission hold locked in! There is no way for Jake to possibly reach the ring ropes as he is trapped underneath Drake King with his back nearly snapping in half!! We can see Jake’s face turning a beat red color as the oxygen and blood flow isn’t circulating towards the head as efficient as it should! Drake is using a lot of pressure right now as he leans back further, while bending Jake’s back even more in the process!!!
Stew-O: Meanwhile, Andre Walker is seen crawling his way over to the side ropes! He’s still clutching at his head after that nasty knee shot from Drake earlier, but luckily for him, he is still capable of working for a better position in this match!!
Jake Mercer: Better position!?! If Jake Smith taps out this match is all over!! Andre needs to break up that submission hold that Drake King has locked in as soon as he can!
Flannery McCoy: Hold your horses there! It looks like Drake is releasing his right hand from the camel clutch as he hangs on with just his left!! He definitely took away a tremendous amount of pressure by doing that, but in return, he’s using his free arm to drive elbow shots right into the side Jake Smith’s neck!! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!! FIVE!! SIX! SEVE-
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE WALKER WITH A SNAP KICK TO THE CHEST OF DRAKE KING RIGHT BEFORE DRAKE COULD DELIVER THAT SEVENTH ELBOW SHOT TO THE SIDE OF JAKE’S NECK!! Drake instantly releases his hold on Jake as the Trendsetter drops down to the canvas. Drake however clutches at his chest in pain as he stands back up! BUT IT’S ANDRE WHO KICKS HIM IN THE STOMACH AND PULLS HIM IN!! THUNDERBOLT TEMPO BY ANDRE WALKER!!! IT CONNECTS AS DRAKE KING’S HEAD DRIVES RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! Walker goes for the pin!!
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TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: And there’s the kickout by Drake King!
Stew-O: Andre Walker rises back up to his feet and instantly stomps down onto the chest of Drake King! The Last Messiah clutches at his chest in pain as Andre steps over him and runs to the side ropes! Andre then leaps.. SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT BY ANDRE WALKER ONTO DRAKE KING!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! Drake rolls out of the way towards the direction Andre was coming from as Andre stumbles past him on his landing!! Andre begins to make his way tow-
Stew-O: BUT IT’S JAKE SMITH FROM BEHIND WITH A ROLL UP ON ANDRE WALKER!! HE HAS BOTH SHOULDERS PINNED DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREE-
Stew-O: But Andre kicks out just in time!! Jake almost stole the victory right there!! Both Jake and Andre scramble back up to their feet. Andre is close against the side ropes as Jake Smith approaches him!!
Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK! From behind Jake Smith!! It’s Drake King who has risen up to his feet and is charging at both Jake and Andre with a running lariat!!!
Stew-O: JAKE DUCKS!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE DOESN’T DUCK AS DRAKE KING GOES FULL FORCE INTO WALKER WITH A LARIAT THAT SENDS BOTH HIM AND ANDRE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! Both Drake and Andre are obviously feeling that landing on the thinly padded floor here at ringside. They’re both slowly trying to work their way up to their feet.
Jake Mercer: But while this is all happening, my Name twin is still in the ring!! He’s looking down at both Andre and Drake! Jake quickly runs to the far ropes! He bounces back as both Drake and Andre get up to their feet on the outside.. BUT IT’S JAKE SMITH WHO CONNECTS WITH A PICTURE PERFECT SUICIDE DIVE ONTO BOTH MEN AS HE SENDS THEM RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! Jake Smith instantly pops up to his chest and begins to bang on his chest!!
Jake Smith: (Off-Mic) BRINGING THE JAKE SMITH SHOW BACK TO FRIDAY NIGHTS BAY-BAY!!!!!
Stew-O: Jake Smith has full control of this match right now with both of his opponents down on the ground at ringside!! Jake quickly makes his way over to Andre Walker.. CRUSHCRUSHCRUSH!!! THAT’S THREE STOMPS DOWN ONTO THE FACE OF WALKER!!! Jake then steps away from Andre as he brushes his hair back and reaches down to grab Drake King!! This is a smart strategy by Jake Smith to focus in on both men while they are down.. He definitely has his actions fully calculated right now!
Flannery McCoy: Jake grabs Drake by the hair and brings his former partner up to his feet. Jake now connects with a strong right hand to the face!! Now another!! And another!! Jake now follows up with a wrist lock on Drake King!! He has Drake’s arm twisted all the way around, as he tugs on that arm with a ton of force!! That definitely didn’t feel comfortable for Drake King at all as we can see him clutching at his shoulder with his free arm. AND AGAIN, JAKE SMITH TUGS DOWN ON THAT TWISTED ARM WITH A LOT OF FORCE!! The pain can be seen in Drake King’s face right now, but it’s soon taken off of the screen as Jake Smith takes Drake down instantly with a short arm clothesline!!! Drake bashes the back of his head up against the ringside floor as he clutches it tightly!!
Stew-O: Jake Smith walks around both of his opponents for a few seconds as he begins to think of his next move. He then reaches down and grabs Drake by the tights and hair before bringing him up and sliding him into the ring. Jake then slides in right after as he stomps down on the abdomen of Drake King!! Another stomp!! And another!! Drake tries to roll away, but Jake is able to keep King in striking distance!! Jake gets down on one knee, raises Drake’s head with his left hand, then begins to throw vicious right hand punches that land directly onto Drake’s face!! Jake then palms Drake’s face with his right hand before driving it back into the canvas of the ring!!
Flannery McCoy: Jake is back up to his feet as he takes a few steps away from Drake. Drake slowly turns onto his stomach then onto his hands and knees. Drake then gets up onto one knee… BUT IT’S JAKE WHO CHARGES IN FOR A COLD NIGHT HOME!!! SHINING WIZARD BY JAKE SMITH!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! Drake ducked underneath the leg as Jake falls flat on his face in the ring!! Drake is behind the Trendsetter as he quickly adjust his positioning to lock in the.. THE CROSSFACE!! THE CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN BY DRAKE KING!!! Jake Smith is trying to do everything he can to break out of this submission hold, but Drake isn’t allowing it!! Jake is trying so hard to reach for the ring ropes, but he’s not close enough to touch them!! Drake is using whatever strength he has left to put away his former partner!! He might just make him tap! Drake is about to make Jake Smith ta-
Flannery McCoy: TOP ROPE METEORA FROM ANDRE WALKER DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF BOTH JAKE SMITH AND DRAKE KING!!! HE JUST CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
Stew-O: All three of these men are down in the center of the ring after that clutch save by Andre Walker. Andre was down at ringside moments ago after being hit by the crushcrushcrush, but somehow, someway, he managed to find enough strength to break up that submission hold just in time!!!
Jake Mercer: Andre Walker is now up to his feet as both Jake Smith and Drake King remain on the canvas. Andre goes over to Drake King as he brings The Last Messiah up to his feet. Andre quickly fires away with a right hand!! But it’s quickly responded by a right hand from Drake King!! Now it’s Andre who connects with a right!! Now it’s Drake!! Andre!! Drake!! Andre!!! Andre with another one!! And another!!! Andre with a fourth consecuti-
Flannery McCoy: NO!! Drake ducks under that last punch as he gets from behind Andre Walker.. BUT ANDRE CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK TO THE ABDOMEN OF DRAKE KING!!! Andre now grabs Drake by the head.. SNAPMARE!!! Drake is now in a seated position in the center of the ring, as Andre runs to the ropes behind him!! He bounces back.. AND ANDRE WALKER WITH A SNAP KICK TO THE CENTER OF DRAKE’S BACK!!! Drake instantly arches his back in pain as he remains in that seated position. There’s no doubt that kick had to sting!! But Walker isn’t done yet, as he runs to the ropes in front of Drake! He bounces back.. AND CONNECTS WITH A SNAP KICK TO THE CHEST OF DRAKE KING THAT SENDS THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION FLAT AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!
Stew-O: BUT LOOK!! It’s Jake Smith!! Jake Smith has just gotten back up to his feet and he clocks Andre Walker in the side of the head with a vicious forearm strike!! Another one from Jake Smith!! And now Jake grabs a hold of Andre, and shoves him into the nearby turnbuckles!!! Andre hits the turnbuckles hard as he drops down to the canvas instantly!! Andre slowly works his way up to his hands and knees.. BUT JAKE SMITH WITH THE SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT!!!! THE BOMAYE KICK CONNECTS!!!! Jake quickly hooks the legs!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE WALKER KICKS OUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith slaps the canvas hard as he thought he had it right there. He slowly gets up to his feet as he looks down at both opponents. Andre is definitely in pain while Drake King is slowly working his way back up to his feet. Jake quickly makes his way over to Drake King and again fires away with a right hand then follows it up with a left hook!! Drake is hurt by those punches, but that doesn’t stop Jake as he kicks him in the gut and pulls him in!! BROKEN WINGS!! SNAP SWINGING NECKBREAKER BY JAKE SMITH!!!
Stew-O: NO!! Drake King spins out of it as both men remain on their feet! Drake grabs a hold of Jake Smith.. OVERHAUL!!! SWINGING REVERSE STO BY DRAKE KING CONNECTS AS JAKE IS PLANTED INTO THE RING!! Drake drops down and goes for the pin!!! BUT LOOK!!! ANDRE WALKER IS OVER IN THE CORNER!! HE JUST USED THE RING ROPES TO ASSIST HIM TO HIS FEET!!! HE NEEDS ANOTHER HEROIC SAVE!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Stew-O: ANDRE RAISES HIS HEAD AND SEES JAKE BEING PINNED!!! HE’S ABOUT BREAK IT UP!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT!!! BUT FROM THE OUTSIDE!!! IT’S SEBAS!!! SEBAS JUST MADE HIS WAY INTO THIS MATCH FROM THE CROWD AS HE GRABS A HOLD OF ANDRE WALKER’S BOOT AND PULLS HIM UNDER THE ROPE AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! DISCUSS LARIAT BY SEBAS FLOORS WALKER!!!!!!!!
THREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘This is Your Life’ by the Dust Brothers and Tyler Durden hits as the Dynasty crowd boos Drake King. Drake slowly rises up to his feet and gets his hand raised by the referee)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. THE LAST MESSIAH.. DRAKE KING!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What an incredible match between these three Elitists. If it wasn’t for Sebas’ interference there is no doubt that this match would still be going!
Flannery McCoy: That is definitely right. Andre Walker would have broken that pin in time, but due to the interference there was nothing he could do.
Jake Mercer: My Name Twin lost.. :mjcry:
Stew-O: All in all though, Drake King showed up and did exactly what he needed to do. Him being a member of Team Voltage in the War Games match this year will be a treat to see. Hopefully our guys and gal on Team Dynasty are able to have an answer for Drake next week at Territorial Invasion.
Jake Mercer: Oh they will. Dynasty is too good. The other shows can’t say their Elitists perform as well in the Impact Zone as our Dynasty Elitists.
Flannery McCoy: Didn’t a Voltage Elitist just win this match. :usure:
Jake Mercer: With the help of a Dynasty Elitist Flannery. You need to pay attention to detail.
(The screen shows Drake King walking up the entrance ramp. We then see Jake Smith sitting in the center of the ring brushing his hair back in disappointment. We finally see Sebas who is towering over the exhausted body of Andre Walker before the screen fades to black)
(The final commercial break of the night is shown for Territorial Invasion happening in a weeks time! It showcases the Brand Warfare match focusing on Team Dynasty which advertise the event. At the end it ends up a complete argument and it goes nowhere as the commercial ends)
(The camera fades in to Stephie Love standing in the middle of the ring after the final commercial break of the night as she has a bright smile on her face as she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘We Major’ by Kanye West & Nas plays up to a sour mixed reaction from the crowd as both Mr. DEDEDE and Impact make their way out to the stage. Both seem to be sporting faces of smirks and cocky auras primarily Mr. DEDEDE with the actions that conspired earlier in the night, Impact can’t help but give a bow in response as well. Both of them look at one another keeping their looks as they simply nod at one another before making their way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… at a combined weight of 458 pounds… the team of IMPACT!!!!!!!!! AND MR. DEDEDE!!!!!!!!!! THE LIQUID SWORDZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: I feel like we need to talk about the bombshell that we were given earlier in the night by the EAW Chairman and Impact regarding Sarah Price. They had no hesitancy stripping Sarah of the Specialists Championship and taking her off Friday Night Dynasty despite her being the Team Captain and being of her own rule! It was clear that this was something that The Liquid Swordz had no problem doing. But what does this do to their chances at WarGames?
Flannery McCoy: Well they also traded her off for someone who somewhat has more of a ideal viewpoint for them when it comes to Serena Bennett. I’m sure either way the Dynasty WarGames team would’ve killed it, but now we focus on The Liquid Swordz heading into action tonight heading into their WarGames match at Territorial Invasion. In a situation just like before this does seem to be a match that they do need to win to keep the momentum and intimidation up to a max, and I see no problem with them doing it.
Jake Mercer: Well luckily over the week I’ve occupied myself with tapes from the Liquid Swordz actually! I found it interesting how they both competed in a ‘Fire Pit of Doom’ match where it was a battle royal esque environment but if you get thrown out of the ring you get thrown into a fire pit, I’m surprised both of them are still actually standing today despite the 3rd degree burns that they took covering their body! It might just be me, but they might just be superhuman!
(Mr. DEDEDE and Impact converse with each other as they make their way down the ramp and enter into the ring quickly. Both of them take the time to go to the center of the ring and pose for a moment before making their way to their corner and talking to one another as they get situated as ‘We Major’ fades out and they await their opponents. ‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke plays up then as Chris Elite makes his way out to the stage. He stops at the center quickly with a smirk on his face as he poses before making his way down the ramp. He makes his way down the ramp yet stops at the center of it as ‘Invincible’ is replaced by ‘Father Stretch My Hands. Pt. 1’ by Kanye West then plays up to loud boos as Charlie Marr makes his way out to the stage. He spreads his arms out for a moment as he closes his eyes embracing the crowd’s reaction to him. As he makes his way down the ramp and turns to Chris Elite both looking with stern looks as they follow one another to the ring)
Stephie Love: And their opponents… at a combined weight of 450 pounds… the team of CHRIS ELITE!!!!!!!! AND CHARLIE MARR!!!!!!!!!! They are… TEAM DYNASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for both of these team members right here in the Brand Warfare match along with the rest of their team there seems to be a whole passive aggressive thing going on between all of them. It seems all of them can’t stand one another but it seems they’ve pushed that away momentarily to fight at Territorial Invasion.
Flannery McCoy: I mean the therapist saw improvement I don’t see anything wrong with them :wow:. But if they genuinely want to top it off it seems it should be in their best thinking to finish this match and possibly gain a massive win tonight to show that they’re ready for this match.
Jake Mercer: Guys guys, I can verify this. So I got early access to EAW 2K21 and teamed Charlie Marr and Chris Elite together and I think they’re a perfect fit! Sure they slapped each other a few times and kicked eachother but I think they work out fine, this match?! NO PROBLEM! I’m sure they can win this one!
(Both of them make their way around the ring as Charlie walks up the steel steps and onto the apron and looks out before entering into the ring as Elite easily slides in and makes his way up to the top rope. Both of them pose in their positions as Elite jumps down and makes his way to his corner joining Charlie as both of them talk it over briefly as ‘Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1’ fades out)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this match is underway! Mr. DEDEDE stepping forward to go first for The Liquid Swords as Charlie Marr is also in for his team as well. Both of them quickly circling around one another, BUT DEDEDE QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING A FOREARM RIGHT TO THE FACE OF CHARLIE! DEDEDE not wasting any time as Charlie falls into the corner, AND DEDEDE QUICKLY BOOSTS HIMSELF FORWARD AS HE RAMS HIS SHOULDERBLADE RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF CHARLIE! Charlie pushing away and retreating backward, BUT DEDEDE RUNS UP FROM BEHIND AND CONNECTS WITH A BULLDOG SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie quickly resorting to retreating out of the ring now as he grabs the apron for leverage. DEDEDE is positioning himself on the apron as he waits for Charlie to turn himself, DEDEDE WITH AN AXE HANDLE OFF THE APRON! BUT CHARLIE STRIKING HIM RIGHT IN THE GUT BEFORE IMPACT AS DEDEDE FALLS DOWN TO A KNEE! Charlie wasting no time grabbing him by the head as he brings him back up, AND SLAMS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON!
Jake Mercer: Charlie quickly rolling him back into the ring as he enters in as well and quickly begins to circle around the ring, waiting for DEDEDE to get up to his feet with a callous look on his face. DEDEDE up to a sitting position now, BUT CHARLIE QUICKLY MOVES FORWARD AND KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE! Charlie quickly grabbing DEDEDE and bringing him up to his feet as he throws him to the corner and runs forward, JUMPING KNEE! BUT IT’S DEDEDE THAT MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! DEDEDE taking advantage as he quickly grabs him, BACK SUPLEX DROPS CHARLIE MARR RIGHT DOWN ON HIS HEAD!
Stew-O: DEDEDE slowly bringing himself up to his feet using the ropes as he grabs a hold of the middle rope, BUT CHARLIE QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HIS FACE WHILE HE’S ON A KNEE! DEDEDE falling against the ropes which manages to keep him upward as Charlie speeds it up and quickly grabs him by the head and throws him into the corner. He’s looking for the tag now!
Flannery McCoy: BUT NOT BEFORE DEDEDE KNEES CHARLIE RIGHT IN THE GUT AND PUSHES HIM AWAY BEFORE HE CAN REACH FOR CHRIS ELITE! Charlie quickly running forward, BUT DEDEDE WITH A DROP TOE HOLD AS CHARLIE LANDS ONTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE! DEDEDE grabbing him and sending him to the ropes and back, CLOTHESLINE! BUT CHARLIE DUCKS UNDER AS HE MAKES A BIG LEAP!
TAG!
Jake Mercer: AND IT’S ELITE THAT’S TAGGED IN! Elite quickly leaping off the ropes not wasting any time, SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE TAKES MR. DEDEDE DOWN! Both of them quickly get up now, BUT DEDEDE QUICKLY SPRINGS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING FOREARM SMASH RIGHT TO THE FACE! Elite stumbling back up as DEDEDE looks for another one, BUT ELITE STOPS HIM RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS WITH A BICYCLE KICK RIGHT TO HIS FACE! DEDEDE falls down to a knee as he quickly recovers and retreats backward making his way to the ropes before Elite can do any more damage to him, BUT ELITE QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD AND KNOCKS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Stew-O: DEDEDE keeping a hold of the apron as he slowly brings him up, ELITE WITH A FOREARM! BUT DEDEDE BLOCKS IT AND SENDS ONE BACK TO HIM! Elite moves back but he quickly goes back to DEDEDE, BUT DEDEDE WITH ANOTHER SHOULDER THRUST RIGHT TO HIS GUT! DEDEDE enters into the ring as Elite quickly runs to him, BUT DEDEDE QUICKLY SIDE STEPS AND KICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE LEG TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Elite bringing his head up, BUT DEDEDE STOMPING RIGHT ON HIS FACE KEEPING HIM DOWN ON THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE quickly grabbing him by the head as he locks in a quick headlock! DEDEDE wasting no time dropping the knee which strengthens his grip on Elite as he continues to struggle to try to escape out of the hold. But Elite managing to find some ground, AS HE LIFTS DEDEDE UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE FLOOR! Both of them up, DEDEDE GOING FOR ANOTHER JUMPING FOREARM! BUT ELITE DUCKS UNDER AS DEDEDE TURNS AROUND! PELE KICK!
Jake Mercer: BUT DEDEDE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS ELITE FALLS DOWN ONTO HIS KNEES! Elite back up to his feet, BUT IT’S DEDEDE THAT QUICKLY TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SCOOP SLAM! DEDEDE quickly running to the ropes and back as Elite is down on the ground, CORKSCREW ELBOW! BUT ELITE MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! DEDEDE slowly rising up, BUT IT’S ELITE THAT SENDS HIM INTO AN IRISH WHIP TO THE CORNER! DEDEDE leaning against the corner as it’s Elite that quickly runs towards him!
TAG!
Stew-O: BUT ELITE WAS MISDIRECTED AS HE LED THE LIQUID SWORDZ RIGHT INTO THE TAG AS IMPACT IS TAGGED IN! Elite still running forward at DEDEDE, EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO THE CORNER! BUT DEDEDE WITH THE LAST BIT OF STRENGTH HE HAS GRABS ELITE BY THE HEAD AND LOCKS HIM INTO A STANDING REAR NAKED CHOKE IN THE CORNER! The Ref beginning the count, BUT IT ALLOWS IMPACT TO GET INTO THE RING AS HE PUNCHES ELITE RIGHT IN THE GUT AS DEDEDE KEEPS HIM OPEN SENDING HIM DOWN TO ALL FOURS! Impact quickly running to the ropes as Elite is trying to recover, BUT IMPACT SENDS A SWIFT KICK RIGHT TO HIS GUT KNOCKING THE WIND RIGHT OUT OF HIM!
Flannery McCoy: Impact quickly grabbing him by the arm and bringing him up to his feet, BUT ELITE QUICKLY PULLS IMPACT IN BY THE HEAD AND SENDS A KNEE RIGHT INTO HIS GUT! But Impact quickly shakes it off as he grabs Elite by the head now, AND SENDS A HEADBUTT IN RETURN WHICH FORCES HIM DOWN ONTO A KNEE! Impact quickly grabs him into a headlock for a moment before bringing him up to his feet, AND DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH A QUICK VERTICLE SUPLEX WHICH SENDS HIM DOWN!
Jake Mercer: Elite retreating to the ropes which is allowing him to grab it and get back up to his feet as he’s leaning back trying to catch his breath right now, IMPACT QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A KNEE! BUT ELITE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY LEAVING IMPACT TANGLED IN THE ROPES! Elite taking advantage now as he grabs Impact, AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Elite quickly grabbing Impact and bringing him up to his feet looking to transition, AND TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! ELITE QUICKLY TRANSITIONING IT INTO A PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO-
Stew-O: But it’s Impact who quickly powers out of the pin attempt by Chris Elite! Elite rising back up to his feet now as he’s grabbing the arm of Impact and bringing him up as he grabs him by the arm, AND PULLS HIM IN AS HE SENDS A KNEE RIGHT TO HIS GUT! Impact falling back down to a knee as Elite is going for a DDT! BUT IMPACT FIGHTING BACK SLAMMING PUNCHES RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF ELITE FORCING HIM TO LET GO AS IMPACT SHOVES HIM BACKWARDS!
Flannery McCoy: Elite quickly running forward, BUT IT’S IMPACT THAT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS HE THROWS HIM INTO THE CLOSEST CORNER HE CAN FIND! Elite backed up against the corner as Impact runs forward, BUT ELITE WITH A BACK ELBOW RIGHT TO HIS FACE! BUT IMPACT TRANSITIONS IT INTO A ENZUIGIRI RIGHT TO THE FACE OF ELITE AS HE SLOUCHES DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION IN THE CORNER! Impact quickly backing up as he gets a running start, AND SLAMS A KNEE RIGHT INTO CHRIS ELITE’S FACE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: Impact quickly brings him up and sends him to the ropes as Elite rebounds, BUT ELITE QUICKLY GRABS THE TOP ROPE BEFORE HE DOES AS HE LANDS ONTO THE APRON! Impact is confused as Elite leaps off the ropes, SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE! BUT IMPACT WITH QUICK PRECISION QUICKLY LEAPING OFF THE ROPES, SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! BUT IT’S TOO LATE AS ELITE JUMPS OVER IMPACT IN MID AIR AND ROLLING DOWN TO THE GROUND AS IMPACT LANDS IN A SITTING POSITION! AND ELITE LEAPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD FORCING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Elite quickly bringing him up to his feet now not wasting a moment as he grabs him, RIPCORD SLAP RIGHT TO IMPACT JUST TO ADD INSULT TO INJURY! I’LL SMACK THE SHIT OUTTA YOU CONNECTS AS IMPACT COLLAPSES DOWN TO A KNEE! Elite spinning around now and transitioning, DREAMING!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S IMPACT THAT MANAGES TO SWIFTLY AVOID THE ATTACK AS HE GETS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! Elite stabilizes himself as he runs forward right at Impact, BUT IMPACT WITH A SPINNING WHEEL KICK! Elite taken down to the ground as he slowly gets up, BUT IMPACT QUICKLY GRABS HIM! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER DROPS ELITE RIGHT DOWN ONTO THE KNEE OF IMPACT LEAVING HIM IN A WORLD OF PAIN AS IMPACT QUICKLY RUNS TO THE ROPES AND SPRINGS OFF OF IT! FLIGHT SIGHTS!
Jake Mercer: BUT CHRIS ELITE QUICKLY ROLLS THROUGH QUICKLY REVERSING THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT INTO A SCHOOLBOY PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S IMPACT THAT PUSHES AWAY QUICKLY BEFORE THE COUNT OF THREE! Both of them quickly up to their feet, IMPACT WITH A DROPKICK! But Elite rebounds off the ropes, DISCUS FOREARM! But Impact moves back, IMPACT WITH A FOREARM OF HIS OWN RIGHT TO THE FACE OF ELITE! Both of them stumbling backwards, BOTH OF THEM CONNECT WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO ONE ANOTHER! BOTH ARE SENT TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: I think the only thing they can see themselves do now is crawl to their corners! DEDEDE is holding out his hand for the tag and it seems Charlie Marr is trying to encourage Chris Elite to pick up the pace as both Impact and Chris Elite are seemingly crawling for their lives to their corners to get the tag in! Who’s going to make it first?! Are we going to see a double tag?!
TAG!
TAG!
Jake Mercer: AND IT’S DEDEDE TAGGED IN FOR THE LIQUID SWORDS AND CHARLIE TAGGED IN FOR TEAM DYNASTY! BOTH ENTER INTO THE RING AND RUN AT ONE ANOTHER, CHARLIE WITH A KNEE LIFT SENDING DEDEDE DOWN TO A SITTING POSITION! CHARLIE LOOKING TO KICK HIS BACK BUT DEDEDE ROLLING OUT OF THE WAY AS HE GRABS CHARLIE AND LIFTS HIM UP OFF HIS FEET, BACK SUPLEX THAT DROPS CHARLIE RIGHT DOWN ONTO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: CHARLIE QUICKLY ROLLING UP AS DEDEDE GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND SENDS HIM TO THE ROPES AND BACK! DEDEDE STEADYING HIMSELF, BUT CHARLIE WITH A KITCHEN SINK SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! CHARLIE QUICKLY MOUNTING ONTO DEDEDE AS HE SENDS DOWN A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES RIGHT TO HIS FACE AS HE SLAMS HIS FIST RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF DEDEDE! DEDEDE PUSHING AWAY THOUGH AS HE QUICKLY GETS UP TO HIS FEET, CHARLIE GOING FOR CHARING CROSS ALREADY!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S DEDEDE THAT DUCKS UNDER THE DISCUS LARIAT AND SETS CHARLIE UP! BUTTERFLY EFFECT! BUTTERFLY SUPLEX BACKBREAKER DROPS CHARLIE DOWN TO THE GROUND AS DEDEDE QUICKLY TURNS THIS MATCH AROUND IN HIS FAVOR! DEDEDE DROPPING DOWN AND HOOKING THE LEG AS THE REF SLIDES DOWN AS WELL TO BEGIN THE COUNT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S CHARLIE THAT POWERS OUT OF THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT! DEDEDE already starting to shake his head as he’s getting up to his feet as Charlie slowly begins to get up as well, BUT DEDEDE ALREADY COMING IN AND CONNECTING WITH A STIFF ELBOW RIGHT TO THE NOSE OF CHARLIE WHILE HE’S DOWN ON A KNEE! Charlie trying to keep himself upright as he’s managing to keep himself up and grab onto the ropes using it to get up to his feet, BUT DEDEDE IS ON THE OFFENSE AS HE SENDS A SIDE KICK RIGHT TO HIS GUT! DEDEDE pushing him against the ropes now and grabbing him by the arm and sending him towards the ropes as he rebounds back, BUT CHARLIE MANAGING TO KICK DEDEDE IN THE FACE AS HE LEANS FORWARD! DEDEDE stumbling backwards as Charlie grabs him, AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A QUICK FRONT POWERSLAM!
Stew-O: DEDEDE rolling around in pain but he’s quickly trying to retreat away from the center of the ring as he uses the momentum that he’s gathering to push himself up to his feet. CHARLIE GOING FOR A KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF DEDEDE! BUT DEDEDE GRABS THE KNEE OF CHARLIE AND PUSHES IT TO THE SIDE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Charlie slowly getting up to his feet now, BUT DEDEDE QUICKLY TRANSITIONS AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A VICIOUS SNAP DDT!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie quickly being pulled up to his feet as DEDEDE is already grabbing him by the head and pushing him to the ropes again, BUT CHARLIE FIGHTING BACK WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT RIGHT TO HIS JAW FORCING HIM AWAY FROM HIM AND BEGINNING TO CREATE SOME SORT OF DISTANCE! DEDEDE making his way forward though continuing forth, BUT CHARLIE CATCHES HIM WITH ANOTHER EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! DEDEDE drops down to a knee as Charlie quickly grabs him, AND GOES FOR A POWERBOMB!
Jake Mercer: BUT DEDEDE CONTINUES TO FIGHT BACK! DEDEDE SENDING PUNCHES DOWN RIGHT TO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD TRYING TO FORCE HIM TO LET GO OF HIS GRIP! BUT CHARLIE SUCCEEDS AS HE DROPS DEDEDE DOWN INTO A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! CHARLIE KEEPING A HOLD OF DEDEDE AS HE GOES FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S DEDEDE THAT POWERS OUT OF THE PIN ATTEMPT AND PUSHES HIMSELF AWAY FROM CHARLIE! Both of them rolling up to their feet now, CHARLIE QUICKLY GOING FOR ANOTHER CLOTHESLINE! BUT DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER AND CONNECTS WITH A CHOP BLOCK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S KNEE SENDING HIM DOWN! Charlie trying to get back up, BUT DEDEDE WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST FOR GOOD MEASURE SENDING HIM BACK DOWN TO A KNEE! DEDEDE running to the ropes and back now as Charlie is still stunned, BIG BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE OF CHARLIE MARR SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie slowly getting up to his feet as DEDEDE waits for him and grabs the ropes sending him into the corner. Charlie falling into the corner as DEDEDE runs at him, BUT CHARLIE GRABS THE ROPES AND PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING! DEDEDE turns around, BUT CHARLIE GRABS HIM BY THE LEGS AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE RING BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE! DEDEDE is stunned as Charlie quickly grabs him, AND THROWS HIM BACKFIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! DEDEDE falls down to the ground but Charlie is wasting no time rolling him back into the ring. DEDEDE getting up to his feet as Charlie is entering back into the ring as Charlie is setting him up! THE HEADMASTER RITUAL!
Jake Mercer: DEMOLITION! OH MY GOD! DEDEDE REVERSES THE SPINEBUSTER THAT CHARLIE WAS TRYING TO ATTEMPT INTO A JUMPING CUTTER DROPPING CHARLIE DOWN TO THE GROUND! DEDEDE slowly trying to push over a lifeless Charlie on the ground now as he’s going for the pin!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-
Stew-O: BUT IT’S CHARLIE THAT POWERS OUT OF THE PIN ATTEMPT! DEDEDE slowly getting up to his feet as he’s pushing himself into the corner, it’s clear he’s patiently waiting for Charlie to get up to his feet now as I think we have a feeling for what he’s about to go for here. Charlie using the corner turnbuckles to slowly prop himself up to his feet as it’s clear he doesn’t know what’s about to happen now. DEDEDE seems satisfied as he’s quickly running forward, HE’S GOING FOR THE SPEAR!
Flannery McCoy: NO! CHARLIE QUICKLY MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS HE THROWS DEDEDE SHOULDER FIRST RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST OF THE CORNER THAT HE WAS PROPPED INTO! CHARLIE QUICKLY GRABBING DEDEDE BY THE HEAD AS HE LEADS HIM INTO HIS CORNER AS I THINK HE’S LOOKING FOR A TAG TO HIS PARTNER!
TAG!
Jake Mercer: AND IT’S CHRIS ELITE THAT’S TAGGED IN! Charlie quickly grabbing DEDEDE and sending him into a irish whip, BUT HE KEEPS A HOLD OF HIM AS HE SENDS A KNEE RIGHT TO HIS FEET! But Charlie grabs him by the arm again as Elite readies him, Charlie with a irish whip to the corner where Elite is situated! AND ELITE LEAPS OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE AND TRANSITIONS INTO A TOP ROPE DDT WHICH TAKES DEDEDE DOWN TO THE GROUND! ELITE QUICKLY ROLLING THROUGH AND GOING FOR THE PIN ON DEDEDE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHH-
Stew-O: BUT DEDEDE KICKS OUT JUST BEFORE THE THREE COUNT CAN FINISH! Elite slowly beginning to pull himself up to his feet now as he’s taking his time doing so as he looks to be making an ascent up to the top rope. Elite positioning himself as he looks to leap off, BUT DEDEDE IS ALREADY AHEAD OF HIM AS HE BOOSTS UP TO HIS FEET WITH A BURST OF ENERGY AND SENDS A FOREARM RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF ELITE STUNNING HIM BRINGING HIM DOWN TO A SITTING POSITION!
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE using all the strength in his body to use the turnbuckles to begin to climb up to where Elite is looking to join hi on the top rope! Elite sending multiple punches down right onto the face of DEDEDE trying to stun him just for the moment so he can gain his balance and take the advantage, but DEDEDE is already up as he begins to send forearms as well! Both of them are teeing off on one another as it becomes very unclear who’s going to get the offense in this dangerous position!
Jake Mercer: BUT DEDEDE WITH A HEADBUTT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF CHRIS ELITE! Elite’s head whips back as he’s in a whole lot of pain at the moment as DEDEDE grabs him and puts him into a superplex position! This isn’t looking good for him now as DEDEDE is setting him up, looking to fly! SUPERPLEX!
Stew-O: CONNECTS! DEDEDE DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND AS BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN IN PROFUSE PAIN! Elite is absolutely lifeless as DEDEDE seems to be the active one trying to gain his bearings at the moment and recollect himself as he grabs the ropes and leans against it still in a lot of pain at the moment because it’s clear the superplex affected them both in some sort of way! DEDEDE up to his feet now as Elite pulls himself up to a knee as well, DEDEDE WITH A KNEE STRIKE AIMED RIGHT FOR THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! BUT IT’S ELITE THAT MANAGES TO PUSH HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY OF THE KNEE STRIKE! Elite is back up to his feet as he rolls up and gains ground, DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF DEDEDE AS BOTH OF THEM FALL TO THE GROUND ONCE MORE!
Flannery McCoy: Elite quickly getting up now as he transitions DEDEDE and grabs him by the head setting him up, OPEN YA MATA! BUT DEDEDE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY WITH A ROLL AS HE EVADES THE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! Elite quickly running forward but DEDEDE is quickly running as he boosts himself off the middle rope and launches himself right at Chris Elite!
Jake Mercer: BROOKLYN HIGH! SPANISH FLY CATCHES DEDEDE IN THE AIR AND KNOCKS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! DEDEDE TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND AS ELITE QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG! GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOONNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRRR-
Stew-O: IT’S DEDEDE THAT POWERS OUT! The frustration is really beginning to grow on the face of Chris Elite as he’s slamming down on the mat even more clearly not satisfied in DEDEDE’s persistence at the moment. He’s quickly beginning to climb up to the top rope as he’s positioning himself, I think he’s looking to fly! IF HE’S GOING TO FINISH DEDEDE OFF HE BETTER DO IT NOW! AIMIN’ FOR THE MOON! 630 SENTON AS ELITE LAUNCHES OFF THE TOP ROPE!
Flannery McCoy: AND COMPLETELY MISSES! DEDEDE USING THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING! Elite quickly turning himself around not knowing where DEDEDE went as DEDEDE is now sliding into the ring, ELITE TRYING TO GO FOR THE BOX OFFICE SMASH TO MAKE UP FOR IT! BUT DEDEDE PUSHES AWAY THE SUPERKICK AS HE SETS ELITE UP AND BRINGS HIM BACK UP TO HIS FEET! IMPALER!
Jake Mercer: IMPALER DDT CONNECTS DROPPING ELITE DOWN TO THE GROUND OUT OF NOWHERE! ELITE QUICKLY ROLLS THROUGH AND HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRR-
Stew-O: AND IT’S CHARLIE MARR THAT LUNGES FORWARD AND BREAKS UP THE PIN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT NOW IT’S IMPACT THAT QUICKLY RUNS INTO THE RING TO SAVE HIS TAG PARTNER! AS HE CONNECTS WITH A STIFF FOREARM RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF CHARLIE’S FACE FORCING HIM TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING! Impact quickly dragging DEDEDE by the arm to his corner as he looks to take advantage of this situation as Elite is still down on the ground!
TAG!
Jake Mercer: AND IT’S IMPACT THAT TAGS HIMSELF INTO THIS MATCH! Elite is slowly beginning to recover to his feet now as Impact quickly begins to close in on him, BUT IT’S ELITE THAT ATTEMPTS A HURRICANRANA! BUT IMPACT KEEPS HIM IN THE AIR, AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! BUT ELITE ROLLS BACK UP TO HIS FEET WITH A BURST OF ENERGY AS HE DROPKICKS IMPACT RIGHT IN THE FACE AS BOTH FALL DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Impact slowly beginning to recover as Elite is grabbing the ropes and getting up to his feet now, ELITE GOING FOR A SPINNING GUT KICK! BUT IMPACT QUICKLY MOVES BACK BEFORE HE’S ABLE TO DO THAT! AS HE QUICKLY TRANSITIONS INTO A RUNNING BULLDOG SENDING ELITE DOWN TO THE GROUND! Elite quickly getting up, BUT IMPACT WITH A BIG FOREARM! Elite still struggling to get up, IMPACT GOING FOR ANOTHER! BUT ELITE QUICKLY DUCKS UNDER AND GOES TO THE ROPES! ELITE GOING FOR ANOTHER BASEMENT DROPKICK!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IMPACT GRABS THE LEGS AND DROPS ELITE DOWN TO THE GROUND! HE’S GOING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT! IMPACT ABOUT TO LOCK IN THE LIONTAMER!
Jake Mercer: BUT ELITE PUSHES AWAY! Both of them are up now, IMPACT RUNNING FORWARD! ELITE DUCKS UNDER WHATEVER IMPACT HAS PLANNED AS HE QUICKLY SLIPS THROUGH BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN! BUT IMPACT IS READY AS HE GRABS ELITE AND PULLS HIM IN!
Stew-O: MILLENNIAL INCARCERATION! ELITE PULLED RIGHT INTO THE COBRA CLUTCH AS IMPACT SYNCHES IT TRYING TO TAP HIM OUT RIGHT HERE QUICKLY! ELITE IS STRUGGLING FOR AIR AS IMPACT IS KEEPING HIM TRAPPED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AS THERE SEEMS TO BE NO ESCAPE FOR HIM! ELITE IS STRUGGLING TO KEEP BREATH AS IMPACT LOOKS TO BE CLOSE TO GETTING THE WIN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT CHARLIE HAS SEEN ENOUGH! HE CLOCKS IMPACT RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AS HE SAVES HIS PARTNER ANOTHER DAY! BUT DEDEDE IS QUICKLY ENTERING INTO THE RING NOW AS CHARLIE DOESN’T SEE IT!
Jake Mercer: SPEAR! SPEAR SENDS CHARLIE DOWN AS BOTH QUICKLY RETREAT OUT OF THE RING! Impact was momentarily distracted by the action as he’s quickly back up to his feet and grabbing Chris Elite and bringing him up to his feet, IMPACT LEAPING UP AND GOING FOR SOMETHING! BUT ELITE CATCHES HIM! HE RUNS TO THE CORNER, LAWN DART! 44 BULLDOG CONNECTS! IMPACT IS DOWN ON THE GROUND AS HE ROLLS OVER TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! ELITE LOOKING TO CLIMB UP TO THE TOP ROPE! HE’S POSITIONING HIMSELF! I THINK IT’S TIME! AIMIN’ FOR THE MOON!
(Suddenly Chris Elite stops in his tracks, he raises a eyebrow as he watches what happens before his eyes)
Stew-O: IT’S DARCY MAY MORGAN! THIS ISN’T A GOOD SIGN AS SHE QUICKLY PULLS IMPACT OUT OF THE RING, AND THROWS HIM RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE! CHRIS ELITE IS LOOKING UP CONFUSED AS HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENS! BUT I THINK HE HAS A GOOD FEELING THAT TEAM VOLTAGE MIGHT’VE JUST COST HIM THE MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: NOT FOR LONG! TERRY CHAMBERS IS HERE AS HE JUMPS UP ONTO THE APRON AND TOSSES ELITE RIGHT OFF THE TOP ROPE! AND IN COMES THE REST OF THE BRAND WARFARE TEAM! AHREN FOURNIER, TLA, MINERVA, AND MYLES HAVE INFILTRATED AND JOINED TERRY AS TEAM VOLTAGE HAS COMPLETELY SWARMED THE RING! MALCOLM JONES CLOCKING CHARLIE MARR FROM BEHIND AS DRAKE KING HAS ALREADY STRUCK MR. DEDEDE DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK WHO’S COMING DOWN FROM THE STAGE! SERENA BENNETT, AND THE REST OF THE BRAND WARFARE TEAM, KHAMSIN, XANDER PAYNE, AND MITSUBACHI! WAIT! WAIT! CONSUELA ROSE AVA FROM THE TOP ROPE AS THEY’VE JUST BEGAN TO NOTICE! SHE LAUNCHES FORWARD WITH A CROSSBODY FALLING INTO THE SWARM OF THE CROWD! AND JUST AS TEAM DYNASTY HAS JOINED THE FRAY, WE CAN SAY THE SAME FOR TEAM SHOWDOWN TOO!
Stew-O: AND WE HAVE HARLOW REICHERT FROM BEHIND BLASTING DRAKE KING AS THE REST OF THE BRAND WARFARE TEAM COMES OUT, JAKE SMITH, SKA, AND RAVEN ROBERTS! AND OF COURSE WE CAN’T FORGET THE WAR GAMES TEAMS FILING OUT AS WELL WITH JACK RIPLEY, JUSTIN WINDGATE, AND XAVIER WILLIAMS JUMPING THE BARRICADE AND ATTACKING TEAM DYNASTY!
Flannery McCoy: MALCOLM JONES IS QUICKLY SLIDING INTO THE RING NOW AS TEAM DYNASTY AND SHOWDOWN ARE OCCUPIED, AS HE QUICKLY JUMPS INTO ACTION WITH A TOPE CON HILO JOINING THE ATTACK! MEANWHILE DRAKE KING AND DARCY MAY MORGAN, THE REST OF THE WARGAMES TEAMS ARE OCCUPIED WITH THE REMAINING TEAM DYNASTY MEMBERS OF THE LIQUID SWORDZ AND CHARLIE MARR AND CHRIS ELITE! THE BRAND WARFARE VOLTAGE TEAM ARE FILTERING THEIR WAY THROUGH TAKING DOWN AS MANY AS THEY CAN!
Jake Mercer: THIS JUST ASKS ITSELF, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MATCH?!
Stew-O: WELL I THINK IT’S PRETTY CLEAR THIS MATCH IS A NO CONTEST, JAKE! THIS IS MAYHEM!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW WE HAVE SEPERATE BRAWLS ON OUR HANDS NOW FOR EACH TEAM! BUT IT’S BECOMING VERY HARD TO DISTINCT EACH TEAM HERE! I DON’T THINK WE CAN HOLD THIS ANY LONGER!
Jake Mercer: Well I mean, how long is this going to go on for to begin with, I mean literally everyone is out here, this could take ages man!
Stew-O: EVEN IF IT DOES! I DON’T THINK WE HAVE ANY TV TIME LEFT! FOR NOW! WE SIGN OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS ENSUING BRAWL! ON BEHALF OF FLANNERY AND JAKE, THANK YOU FOR WATCHING FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY! AND HAPPY TERRITORIAL INVASION WEEK!
(The last few camera shots that are seen are the brands teeing off on one another as finally, security seems to be running out to handle them all as the cameras begin to fade out as those are the last shots seen before the broadcast ends)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
