John Helms
(EAW intro plays.)
(Before a recap can even play, ‘Zombie’ by Bad Wolves blasts through the speakers of the arena to the loud cheers of the crowd. It isn’t long after that Ms. Extreme struts out to the stage with a egotistical smirk on her face. She stands at the center of the stage, taking her Universal Women’s Championship and taking it off her shoulder before putting it in her hands. She looks down at her title for a moment, before she raises it high in the air, while pyro begins to shoot out from the stage in a beautiful array of red and orange. She then takes her Championship, slinging it back over her shoulder before she makes her way down the ramp and heads towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome at this time… the EAW UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! MS. EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well folks, welcome to the go-home show of FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY! And look who’s here to add salt to the wounds of last week. We all saw what happened, Ms. Extreme cut a promo in the ring last week on Voltage responding to the vignette consisting of her Territorial Invasion opponent, Ximena Velasquez on Dynasty. Not long after, the aforementioned came out, and Ms. Extreme got some *extreme* satisfaction laying Ximena out and standing tall in the end.
Flannery McCoy: That was a horrible pun, but I’ll just pretend you never said that. Nonetheless you’re right, it looks like the Universal Women’s Champion is out here to rub it in on Ximena’s home brand. Ms. Extreme is never, and I mean never, someone to back down from risks and challenges. And poking the already angry bear on her own brand I’m sure is something that she isn’t going to pay much mind to. Who knows if Ximena Velasquez will actually show up, but all we know for certain? Is that ‘The Red Queen’ has arrived.
Jake Mercer: :patrickboo: VOLTAGE SUCKS! Sorry, my bad, I know this match isn’t entirely about brand supremacy, but still, I do love some Dynasty pride. We da best brand and we gonna prove that when Vizzy, SOSA, and Dre win Stadium Stampede, Jack, dead weight, Jonny, Johnny, and Terry win Brand Warfare. And of course when ‘La Diosa’ Ximena Velasquez comes out on top as your new Universal Women’s Champion! Man! Do I love this time of year!
(Ms. Extreme stops at the bottom of the ramp, looking at her Championship that rests on her shoulder, before raising it high in the air while she takes a circle around the ring with a big smirk on her face. She then makes her way up the steel steps, stepping onto the apron while she steps onto the stage. The crowd chants her name while Ms. Extreme simply chuckles before she enters into the ring and begins to make her way towards the ring. She takes a microphone from ringside while ‘Zombie’ fades out, Ms. Extreme beginning to speak from there with the Universal Women’s Championship over her shoulder.)
Ms. Extreme: It takes everything in me this week to not call out Eczema so we can go for another round right here on Friday Night Dynasty, bringing even more humiliation to the brand that she’s meant to represent heading into Territorial Invasion. Instead, I’d like to take a moment to give my final words on the Dynasty brand before I walk into war against Eczema. Because if one things for certain? Unless circumstances align, it’s not like they’ll be seeing the Universal Women’s Championship on their brand anytime soon post-Territorial Invasion. I mean, who in their right mind honestly thinks that someone like Eczema can actually beat someone like me? I don’t mean to toot my horn more than I need to, but did you see Sunday Night Voltage? More importantly, rewinding the tape, did you see what she said on Friday Night Dynasty? I’d like to ask one thing personally, Eczema; do you feel so tough now after all these weeks. When you’ve been boasting about everything that revolves around ‘La Diosa,’ you know, this streak of not being pinned in Elite Answers Wrestling like that’s meant to send shivers down my spine. Or frankly, her dominating everyone in my way like anyone can actually compare me to the bottomfeeders that she’s accustomed to facing on Dynasty.
Ms. Extreme: I don’t know if you realize this or not, Eczema, this is the big leagues. You’re not playing minor league anymore, sure you might’ve been a starter there, but this? It’s a whole different story, you just don’t belong in the starting lineup like you did before you got this little opportunity. Yet you want to believe that, even after I kicked your ass and beat the ever living shit out of you, I bet you ten bucks that you’re still going to walk your sorry ass out here and try and make a claim for yourself. You know what I feel like? I feel like after all this time, everything that I’ve done, Eczema does not know in the slightest what she’s gotten herself into, and that’s been made very obvious by her foreseen confidence and arrogance. Let me say this again since apparently, this is something that I have to cram into your dense head in order for you to understand. I am like no one that you have faced inside that ring, you haven’t met anyone like me and if you want to lie to yourself and try to believe otherwise? Then clearly, maybe this match just isn’t for you.
Ms. Extreme: If you want to walk into Territorial Invasion with the belief that you’re going to walk out as Champion, especially at my expense? Then by all means, just know that you’re going to lead yourself to disappointment. I’ve heard what you’ve been saying, talking about the meaning of ‘La Diosa’ and how it’s intention is to state that it is someone above kings and queens. But let me tell you right now, this queen right here is an obvious outlier. If it takes me completely shattering that cute little streak of yours at Territorial Invasion, then I’ll be glad to do that.
(The crowd’s loud cheers in response to Ms. Extreme’s brave words turn to thunderous boos. Behind Ms. Extreme while she stares at the hard camera, is the looming presence of Ximena Velasquez who slowly begins to pop into view. She’s absolutely seething while she stares a hole into the back of her head, but with the crowd’s reaction quickly turning sour for no apparent reason, Ms. Extreme raises an eyebrow in confusion while she puts down her microphone. She looks around, turning around on the spot before…)
Stew-O: SPEAR! SPEAR! MS. EXTREME WAS JUST TORN IN HALF WITH THE BRUTAL FINISHING MOVE OF XIMENA VELASQUEZ! ‘LA DIOSA’ HAS ARRIVED! AND SHE’S COME WITH A VENGEANCE! FLANNERY YOU WANTED TO ASK WHETHER OR NOT XIMENA WAS GOING TO SHOW UP AND INTERRUPT MS. EXTREME TONIGHT, WELL I THINK YOU JUST GOT YOUR ANSWER RIGHT HERE!
Flannery McCoy: IMMEDIATELY XIMENA GRABS THE ARMS OF MS. EXTREME AND BEGINS TO STOMP AWAY, CAVING A WHOLE INTO THE CHEST OF MS. EXTREME WHILE THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION IS COMPLETELY TAKEN BY SURPRISE AND ABSOLUTELY DEFENSELESS AT THE MOMENT! AND IT LOOKS LIKE XIMENA IS BEING ABSOLUTELY RELENTLESS IN RESPONSE TO THE INABILITY OF MS. EXTREME TO DEFEND HERSELF! XIMENA IS NOT GIVING MS. EXTREME ROOM TO BREATHE, GRABBING HER BY HER HAIR BEFORE SENDING HER FLYING ACROSS THE RING! XIMENA GRABBING MS. EXTREME BY HER ARM BEFORE SENDING HER TOWARDS THE CORNER, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND SENDING A SHOULDER THRUST TOWARDS THE GUT OF MS. EXTREME!
Jake Mercer: AND IMMEDIATELY XIMENA IS BEGINNING TO HAMMER AWAY! SENDING SHOTS TOWARDS THE RIBS OF MS. EXTREME WITH BRUTAL FISTS WHILE MS. EXTREME TRIES TO LOOSELY FIGHT BACK! XIMENA GRABBING HER NOW AND BEGINNING TO THRUST HER SHOULDERS INTO THE GUT OF MS. EXTREME! WHO THE HELL IS GOING TO STOP HER?! SHE IS ABSOLUTELY MASSACRING OUR UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION RIGHT NOW!
(Ximena grabs her before tossing her across the ring, sending Ms. Extreme tumbling down to the canvas while she rolls around in pain trying to help herself up. She clutches onto her gut, which is extremely bruised seeming to be primarily around the rib area. Ximena turns around on the spot and begins to make her way towards her, but immediately officials begin to run in, holding Ximena back while they check on Ms. Extreme.)
Stew-O: What the… is she shoving her away? It looks like the Universal Women’s Champion is very unhappy, and fighting through all the pain, she’s asking Ximena to bring it! The officials are trying to escort her out of the ring while Ximena watches with a straight look on her face. But Ms. Extreme looks to be shoving them all away, she wants to continue the fight right now!
Flannery McCoy: BUT WHILE SHE’S DISTRACTED WITH THE OFFICIALS IT’S XIMENA THAT RUNS OVER AND SENDS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A BRUTAL CLOTHESLINE NEARLY TAKING HER HEAD OFF! MS. EXTREME IS SENT DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOORING, STUMBLING UP TO HER FEET TRYING TO RECOVER! BUT IT LOOKS LIKE XIMENA MIGHT BE APPROACHING BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT-
**CRASH!**
Jake Mercer: XIMENA WITH ‘XV’ DROPPING MS. EXTREME THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE! ONE-HANDED POWERBOMB FINALLY TAKES THE CHAMPION OUT FOR GOOD! WHAT A STATEMENT MADE BY XIMENA VELADQUEZ AT THE GO-HOME SHOW!
(‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin plays up while the officials scramble over, checking on a despondent Ms. Extreme while Ximena looks on, proud of her work. She then turns to the crowd, raising her hands high in the air while the crowd continues to absolutely rain down boos her way. The only thing that she can really do, is scoff before she makes her leave, which is the last shot seen of her standing tall over her Territorial Invasion opponent before Dynasty then goes to commercial break.)
(A commercial is shown for Ms. Extreme versus Ximena Velasquez for the Universal Women’s Championship at Territorial Invasion.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Act a Fool’ by Ludacris hits to the loud boos of the crowd upon seeing Jonny Airhart strut out to the stage with the biggest smirk in the world on his face. He has a UNO card in his mouth while he spreads his arms out charismatically. He then throws the card at the camera facing him before making his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: From Atherton, California weighing in at 205 pounds he is “The Uno Champ Kid” JONNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY AIRRRRRRRRRRRHART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jonny Airhart has been on a roll lately and we ain’t just talking about cards. Solidifying himself as a mainstay player on the Dynasty team for Brand Warfare, the skies the limit for the young prospect!
Jake Mercer: You know I am pretty good at cards myself. You can’t call my bluff.
Stew-O: Well I think she is talking about Uno. A real man’s game. Not like that sissy poker crap.
Jake Mercer: :wtf: !!!!!
(“Life’s on the Line” by 50 Cent hits as Maxamillion Maxwell is seen strutting out to the stage with an egotistical grin on his face. The crowd seems to feel the aura being aired out by the natural dickhead as he spreads his arms out and closes his eyes, basking in the negative reaction that he’s getting. It isn’t long before he begins to make his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Las Vegas, Nevada weighing in at 265 pounds he is MAXAMILLLLLLLIONNNNNNNN “BIG MONEY” MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXWELL!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: This guy is cool. If you are nice to him like I am, maybe he will give you money too! I will lick the shit out of his boots!!!
Stew-O: That is absolutely disgusting. Besides, I get paid enough as it is.
Flannery McCoy: :wow: Money’s money Stew, can’t jab at Jake for doing whatever his heart desires, even if it’s some dark, twisted fantasy at the same time.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Maxamillion Maxwell and Jonny Airhart lock up in the ring starting things off here tonight on Dynasty. Such an intense lockup as Maxwell immediately transitions into a headlock which goes into a Snapmare as he takes Jonny down to the mat holding him in a headlock. However, Jonny forces himself back up and shoves Maxwell off him. Maxwell runs off the ropes with a Shoulder Tackle but just stops when he rams into Jonny who doesn’t move! Maxwell runs the ropes again but this time Jonny catches him with an arm drag taking him down as Maxwell quickly rolls out of the ring to the outside holding his back in pain as he postures inside hte ring. Maxwell reluctant to get back in the ring after being shown up there but he is psyching himself up to give it another go.
Stew-O: Maximilian Maxwell back into the ring now with a look of determination on his face as he locks up with Jonny Airhart once more. He wrenches the arm around the back of Airhart taking him down with an arm behind the back as he has a hammerlock applied and quickly transitions into an armbar forcing his opponent to remain on the mat for as long as possible while trying to wrench the life out of him and possibly tear that arm out of its socket in the process. Jonny grimacing and clenching his teeth in pain as he tries to struggle out of it. However, Maxwell simply lifts up his legs and then drops them down hard onto the arm of Airhart! He does it again! No! This time Airhart manages to move out of the way but Maxwell holds onto the arm! He yanks Jonny back up and pulls him in but Jonny transitions into a headlock and takes down Maxwell with a Snapmare giving him a taste of his own medicine as he chokes him out with that Headlock down on the mat. Looks like this gives Jonny a chance to rest here as he wears down his opponent.
Jake Mercer: Jonny Airhart struggling to keep Maxamillion Maxwell grounded as he powers back up to his knees and eventually his feet using the momentum to shove Jonny up against the ropes. But Jonny comes running back with a heavy Shoulder Tackle and takes Maxwell down! Maxwell back up as Jonny catches him with a series of right hands. JONNY WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE SENDS MAXWELL UP AND OVER TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! JONNY IS ROLLING!!! BUT WE ARE STAYING WITH THIS MATCH UNTIL THE END! NO COMMERCIAL BREAKS WHATSOEVER!!! FUCK OUR ADVERTISERS!!! Maxwell is just as angry as they must be right now as he slams his fists on the apron and paces on the outside wondering just how he is going to approach this thing to get the advantage on Jonny! Eventually he makes his way back into the ring using the stairs. The crowd booing and mocking his methodical and strategic approach to the matchup so far.
Flannery McCoy: Maximilian Maxwell now entering the ring as Jonny Airhart charges in! But Maxwell with a thumb to the eye. Maxwell yanks on Jonny’s hair pulling him down to the mat and applies a chinlock to keep him down where Maxwell feels that he belongs. Maxwell taunts the crowd as he yanks away at Jonny’s chin but I’m not sure the crowd is really that into Jonny. I guess they just hate Maxwell enough tho because he is being booed pretty heavily here tonight! Jonny fighting out of it trying to pry Maxwell’s hands away from his chin but they just go into his eyes instead! Jonny screams as the referee forces the break only for Maxwell to pound the back of Jonny’s head repeatedly with forearms driving him down hard into the mat as he reapplies the chinlock once again. Jonny trying to reach out for the ropes to force the break here as Maxwell only wrenches back harder. But Jonny manages to sit up in the ring! He pulls himself up to his feet and manages to elbow shot his way out of it! No! Maxwell drives his arm onto the back of Jonny’s neck and whips him across the ring. BUT JONNY FLIPS OVER WITH A SUNSET FLIP INTO A PIN!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: No! Jonny Airhart nearly stole one there but Maxamillion Maxwell kicked out of it just in time! Maxwell back up but Jonny hammers him with fists and whips him across the ring. Reversal from Maxwell sending Jonny into the corner. He pops out but Maxwell grabs him and tosses him over into the ring with a swift Belly to Belly Suplex! Maxwell holds his arms up in the air to signal to the crowd that he is better than them and they know it. However, he only gets a negative reaction from doing this and appears to be offended that the crowd is not cheering him instead. He turns around and stomps on Jonny taking his frustrations out on his opponent instead. Jonny pulling himself up but Maxwell charges in with a Running Knee Strike to the head that may have just knocked Jonny the hell out! But he’s not pinning him! He pulls him up again only to hit another Knee Strike this time at close quarters and this time Jonny has to be KnockedOut for sure!!! Maxwell with the cover!!!
Jake Mercer: NO JONNY AIRHART OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Maxamillion Maxwell just as Jonny Airhart nearly had this one won! Both men back up! Airhart ducks a Clothesline from Maxwell! He hooks the arm and tosses Maxwell back with a Suplex! He hits it! Maxwell holding his back as he gets back up! Jonny shoves him back into the referee! Jonny whips out an Uno card!!! CARD CUT SLICES THE FACE OF MAXWELL OPEN AS HE IS NOW SPRAYING BLOOD ACROSS THE RING! HOLY SHIT HOW SHARP WAS THAT CARD?!?!?! JONNY RUNS ACROSS THE RING AND DROPS MAXWELL WITH A RIPCORD LARIAT!!!! The referee back up now as Jonny slips the card back into his tights! HE DONE SAW NOTHING!!!!
Stew-O: JONNY AIRHART PULLS MAXAMILLION MAXWELL BACK UP!!! HE SLAMS MAXWELL BACK DOWN!!! AIRHART UP TO THE TOP ROPE!!!
Jake Mercer: MAKING THE MONEY!!! HE GETS ALL OF IT!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHART!!!
(‘Act a Fool’ by Ludacris hits as Jonny Airhart has his arm raised in victory.)
Flannery McCoy: Andddd Jonny Airhart gets the victory tonight! Maxamillion Maxwell put up an absolutely valiant effort and showed out for his debut, and while it’s not the end of the Earth for someone like him, it was Jonny that managed to get the better of him.
Stew-O: Jonny proves that he belongs in the Brand Warfare match, and he’s going to stop at nothing to make sure that he gets his way when it counts. Congratulations to Jonny Airhart on the victory that he’s gotten here tonight!
Jake Mercer: Jonny Airhart may just keep on winning! Nobody in EAW is safe!
(A commercial is shown for Peacock starring Ronan Malosi.)
[SCREENBAR: EARLIER IN THE NIGHT.]
(Dynasty fades into the inside of StarrStan’s office where we see him in a nice suit. He paces back and forth, as the camera zooms out and reveals that four individuals are already in his office with him. Those four individuals are the four participants for the Women’s Divide and Conquer, Lisa Wren, Kensi, Domino Stone, and Sierra. There is definitely some tension in the room, as all four of these Elitists have their own problems with either each other, or where they stand in the Divide and Conquer Match. StarrStan eventually stops pacing, as he turns to the three women, and begins to speak.)
StarrStan: Now, I’m glad to see that all four of you have decided to show up, however, I can tell that there is still some sort of tension coming around this general area..
(StarrStan hovers his right hand over the heads of Domino Stone and Sierra Bradford who are giving a mean look towards one another.)
StarrStan: I’m just glad I’m not getting the same type of tension from you two, Lisa and Ke-
(StarrStan stops what he’s saying, as he can clearly see that things aren’t well with either Kensi or Lisa Wren either based on their facial expressions and the look they are giving him.)
StarrStan: Okay.. I get it.. None of you are happy, but please.. Just for this one week, could you four cooperate and represent Dynasty to the best of your abilities in that Divide and Conquer match? Look, I understand you’re not the best of friends, but if you could put that aside, compete like you are, and bring home the victory for Dynasty, then you four and the fifth participant for Dynasty will be greatly rewarded. How does that sound? Good, right?
Sierra: :mjwhat:
Domino Stone: :Russwtf:
Kensi: :Usure:
Lisa Wren: :Francis:
StarrStan: :snoop:
(Obviously, none of the four want to hear it, as there are major problems with this group that StarrStan can’t simply sweep under the rug with opportunities and rewards.)
Sierra: You know, I think it’s absolutely pointless for me to be even be competing for a chance to receive an opportunity when the opportunity should be given to me without all of this nonsense. I’ve worked my ass off time and time again, and you would think that I’d just be rewarded for my efforts, but instead it never turns out to be that way.. Instead, I find myself having to share an opportunity to receive an opportunity that I should already be rewarded. I don’t want any uncertainties, and I simply won’t allow it if you expect me to compete for you and this brand at Territorial Invasion.. What I need from you Starr is for you to guarantee that I get whatever opportunity that your heart desires, because this whole “Win this for Dynasty and you’ll get rewarded” nonsense isn’t it.
(StarrStan rolls his eyes, but accepts the fact that this is the only way that he can get Sierra on the same page as him.)
StarrStan: Fine. That works for me.. Anyone have anything else to say? Will you all cooperate now?
Domino Stone: You know what Starr.. It doesn’t matter if these girls want to cooperate or not.. Whether they are on my side or not.. Because at the end of the day, I’m going to demolish Team Voltage with or without their help, because that’s just what I do. I don’t need any of these girls in my corner to get the job done.
StarrStan: BOOM!! That’s it!! That’s the problem that you four all have!! You’re only thinking about yourselves, and if you don’t change that, then there is no way in hell that Dynasty walks out victorious in the Divide & Conquer. You all need to put your egos aside, learn how to co-exist with one another, and if you manage to do that, there is no doubt in my mind that we will come out on top.. If not, then we’re just setting ourselves up for defeat..
Domino Stone: Whatever you say bossman.. I’m not one for teams or partnering up, but if it’s what I HAVE to do, then I guess I’ll do it. It’s not like I won’t be able to dominate these girls when it comes down to the five of us anyways.. I’ll work with them.. But if any of you cross me, then we’re going to have some major problems..
StarrStan: Okay, so now that that’s cleared up, I’m guessing it’s safe to say that we’re all on the same page now, right?
(StarrStan’s eyes wander towards the direction of Kensi and Lisa Wren who still look unhappy.)
StarrStan: Spit it out..
Kensi: You know, I find it pretty offensive how we’ve been treated like nothing but a charity case when compared to Domino and Sierra. It’s like we’ve taken a back seat to them, and you only care about them.. It’s like we were put into this match because you felt bad or something..
StarrStan: You know that’s not how it is, Kensi..
Lisa Wren: Are you sure about that Starr? You clearly gave Domino and Sierra a huge announcement in front of everyone that they’d get their spot in this Divide & Conquer match. Talked them up real good too, but where was that for us? Hell, where was that for us just now? You clearly catered to both Sierra and Domino just now and forgot about the elephant in the room, which is the fact that Kensi and I aren’t pissed about who we’re teaming with, but moreso about how you continue to overlook us.
StarrStan: That’s not how it is you two.. Let’s stop right there, because you all know how highly I admire Dynasty’s women’s division. I’ve seen you all thrive, and I’m proud of women who can take initiative and step forward.. I don’t think of either of you and less than I do of Domino or Sierra. My thing was just the fact that the tension between those two was reaching a boiling point, and I needed to cool things down and get things settled before everything would blow up. Their situation was much different, but that doesn’t mean that I have forgotten about you two..
(Kensi and Lisa Wren roll their eyes.)
Kensi: Whatever helps you sleep at night Starr.. We know the truth and-
Sierra: Alright this is annoying as hell, and I didn’t plan on wasting my Friday night having to hear from three individuals that don’t even deserve to be competing for the same opportunities as me.. Just get to the chase, and let us know who our fifth partner is going to be so that I can go about my business..
(The only thing that Starr does in response to that, is grin. He looks at all four of them who look back at him in complete confusion.)
StarrStan: You’ll find out soon enough, I have a few tricks up my sleeve to guarantee Team Dynasty a seamless victory at Clash of Kingdoms Kingdoms 2; you just have to trust me.
Kensi: 🙄 Oh dear.
(Sierra just shakes her head and walks out of the office, leading many of the others to follow in suit while Starr nods his head slowly. It’s the last shot seen before Dynasty then goes to elsewhere.)
(Dynasty fades back to ringside, and Stephie Love is seen standing inside of the ring with a microphone.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen…. The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
(‘Everywhere’ by Chloe X Halle hits, and the crowd gives a mix of cheers and boos as Khorri Daniels begins to make her way out to the stage. She has a confident look on her face as she makes her way down the ramp, clearly believing in her chances of winning her upcoming match.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first…. From Chicago, Illinois…. Weighing in at 115 pounds…. KKHHOORRIIII DDAANNIIEELLSSS!!!!!
Stew-O: Khorri Daniels didn’t have much to say this week, but the look on her face tonight says it all! Khorri is confident in her chances tonight, but who knows how this match will go? Khorri managed to win her debut match against Seth Osiris, but she wasn’t able to defeat Sierra.
Jake Mercer: Nah, Khorri’s got this. This’ll be a breeze for her. Just watch.
Flannery McCoy: Okay…? I don’t know why you’re so confident in Khorri winning this match, but alright. Either way, I think this should be good.
(‘Sacrifice’ by Bebe Rexha hits, and the mixed reaction continues, but the cheers grow louder as Kensi begins to walk out. Kensi begins to make her way down the ramp, and she looks over at Khorri Daniels, who’s still inside of the ring, keeping the same confident look on her face that she had when she walked out. Kensi doesn’t seem impressed by Khorri, and just continues to make her way to the ring as Stephie Love begins to speak.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent…. From Savannah, Georgia…. Weighing in at 139 pounds…. KKEENNNNSSSIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And now here comes Kensi! We all know that she has a big match ahead of her with the Divide and Conquer match, and she’s already made it known that she doesn’t see Khorri Daniels as someone who deserves opportunities like that.
Jake Mercer: And that is definitely gonna end up costing her, mark my words.
Flannery McCoy: I actually don’t think trusting you is ever the right move, so no. I don’t know how this match will go as Khorri Daniels is still relatively new, but Kensi seems to be coming into this match with something to prove seeing how much she had to say this week.
Stew-O: The referee now is going to ring the bell, so it looks like we’re about to find out!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Here we go! This match is underway, AND BOTH WOMEN GO TO LOCK UP- BUT KENSI MANAGES TO POWER KHORRI DANIELS INTO THE CORNER, BEFORE BEGINNING TO STOMP AWAY AT HER! Kensi kicking and stomping at Khorri, and that causes Khorri to drop down into a seated position in the corner! Kensi now runs into the opposite corner before charging in, AND SHE HITS KHORRI WITH A RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE! Kensi now pulling Khorri out of the corner, AND NOW KENSI LIFTS KHORRI UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION! KENSI NOW GOING FOR-
Jake Mercer: KHORRI DANIELS MANAGES TO SLIP BEHIND KENSI! Khorri now turning Kensi around, AND KHORRI ATTEMPTS A FOREARM, BUT KENSI BLOCKS IT BEFORE DELIVERING THE $WAG SHOT!!! THE $WAG SHOT CONNECTS AND THAT NEARLY KNOCKED KHORRI’S HEAD OFF!!! This has not been a good night for Khorri Daniels, and it looks like Kensi is about to try and make quick work of this match! It feels like the bell just rang and the match might already be coming to an end! Kensi now is heading up to the top rope, but I don’t think Khorri Daniels even knows where she is right now!
Flannery McCoy: There’s no way she does! That punch knocked her lights out, and now Kensi is looking to capitalize! Kensi is telling Khorri to get back up to her feet, and it looks like Khorri is very slowly managing to do that, but I don’t know if that’s really the right move here! Kensi clearly has something in mind, but Khorri Daniels doesn’t know that yet! Khorri finally makes it back up to her feet, AND NOW KENSI DIVES OFF OF THE TOP ROPE! SPECIAL K!!!! THE PHOENIX DRAGONRANA CONNECTS, AND KENSI MAKES SURE TO STAY ON TOP OF KHORRI FOR THE PIN! THAT’S IT, THIS MATCH HAS TO BE OVER!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner….. KEEEENNSSSSSIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And there it is! Kensi makes quick work of Khorri Daniels! Khorri’s been on the losing end as of late, and hopefully she’s able to pick things back up going forward.
Jake Mercer: That’s right, but in the end Kensi is somehow the one that managed to get the job done, and in quick fashion! Tonight was Kensi’s night, so congratulations to her!
Flannery McCoy: I didn’t expect to see a match that fast tonight, but Kensi definitely did a great job this week!
(‘Sacrifice’ begins to play once again, and the fans give a mixed reaction as Kensi quickly makes it back up to her feet, and Khorri Daniels rolls out of the ring in pain. Kensi has her hand raised by the referee as the crowd continues to give a mix of cheers and a few boos, and as Kensi celebrates the victory on her own, Dynasty begins to fade away from the area.)
(A commercial is shown for the Dynasty versus Voltage Women’s Divide & Conquer match at Clash of Kingdoms 2.)
(Dynasty returns to a wide shot of the crowd, anticipating what’s next after a hell of a show so far. It wouldn’t be long after that when “Runnin” by 21 Savage & Metro Boomin would hit to a very loud reaction from the packed crowd in the BJCC Arena. Shortly after that Bronson Daniels would walk out on the ramp in a casual outfit, along with the Interwire Championship around his waist.)
Jake Mercer: Oh brother, this guy–
Flannery McCoy: Rocks!
Jake Mercer: You’re lucky I didn’t listen to Certified Lover Boy yet.
Flannery McCoy: Wait, why?
Jake Mercer: Because I want Kanye to outsell Drake.
Flannery McCoy: No, not that, why am I lucky?
Jake Mercer: Oh. Because it would make me hate women. And I would hit you.
Flannery McCoy: You punch worse than Ronan Malosi.
Stew-O: Okay guys let’s chill out… The Interwire Champion is making his entrance.
(Bronson claps the hands of some fans while making his way down the ramp then walks up the stairs and enters the ring.)
Jake Mercer: He’s really clapping their hands, he’s such a horrible champion that he’s risking getting COVID.
Stew-O: What did this guy ever do to you??
Jake Mercer: After his first match in the UFC, I wanted him to sign me an autograph. He didn’t accept it.
Flannery McCoy: Are you sure you’re telling us the whole story?
Jake Mercer: Okay, I may have waited at the entrance of his hotel… And kept on insisting…
Stew-O: No wonder he didn’t want to sign you anything.
Jake Mercer: Look damn, that’s not what matters. He’s clapping these fans hands in the middle of a pandemic while he couldn’t at least fist bump me! Nah, I know what he’s doing, he’s trying to get COVID so he doesn’t compete in Brand Warfare because he is scared of the all mighty, the amazing, the second sexiest man in the world ever Jake Smith who also shares the same name as I do. On top of that, he’s also scared of Andre Walker. He knows he can’t win, so he claps the hands of the *Alabama* fans!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think that’s quite it. Like, I’m sure Bronson has some hand sanitizer on him!
(“Runnin” slowly fades out as Bronson then takes a hand sanitizer out of his pocket and then rubs his hands with it.)
Flannery McCoy: :wow: I knew it!
Jake Mercer: He only did this because I exposed him.
Stew-O: He can’t even hear you.
(Bronson puts the hand sanitizer back in his pocket and takes a microphone from ringside.)
Bronson Daniels: The obvious element that is the elephant in the room needs to be addressed. As of late my priorities have been on the Brand Warfare match and the god awful team that I’ll have to work with, along with figuring out my gameplan going into that match. I’m prepared either way. I count on my skill, on Jack’s pew-pew, and I’m hoping Terry doesn’t reveal he’s been hitting the local McDonald’s instead of the gym. I don’t have high expectations from the other two guys but you never know.
Bronson Daniels: Anywho, I do have to focus on two different things at once. While Brand Warfare is next week, my Interwire Championship defense versus Andre Walker is in two weeks, and I haven’t forgotten about what truly matters, and that’s defending the championship I hold around my waist for the third time on the big stage. I’ve done it once on the biggest of stages, I’ve done it for a second time, and I’ll do it for a third time, no doubt about it, because unlike what he or others may think, I don’t fear Andre Walker…
Bronson Daniels: If anything. I’m just fed up. I’m sick and tired of Andre Walker and Albert Hitchman walking out and besmirching my name, trying to water me down like I have not been a superb Interwire Champion as of late, heck, like I haven’t been a superb Interwire Champion SO FAR. I’m fed up of making me seem like less than I actually am, and it’s not something that I ever will accept. Never did, never will. And all of those people who tried to do that to me, they got their mouth shut just like how Andre’s will be shut for a second time, a year and three months after Pain For Pride 13.
Bronson Daniels: So, I heard all the shade coming from Mr. Walker. I heard what EAW’s Oswald Cobblepot had to say last week. Let’s turn the attention back to what’s the most important. Enough about Stadium Stampede and Brand Warfare, where the FUCK are you Andre Walker?!
(The camera cuts to the crowd which is heard gasping for Andre Walker’s theme music to hit but the arena is fully silent. The camera then fades back to Bronson who is letting out a little giggle, knowing that he shouldn’t have expected any better. He then raises the microphone back to his mouth.)
Bronson Daniels: Dang guys, seems like Andre Walker fears the face-to-face, I can’t blame him, after all, he’s the one I pinned in that ring two weeks ago. Come on Andre, this is the go-home show for both Territorial Invasion and Clash of Kingdoms 2, and I want to go out with a bang. I thought I was a cakewalk for you, but you can’t even walk out to the ring in the first place–
(Before the Interwire Champion can finish his sentence, “Rockstar” by N.E.R.D. hits in the arena and the crowd lets out a shower of boos in response.)
Bronson Daniels: Well finally bro!
???: Slow your roll sir.
(“Rockstar” fades out and reveals Albert Hitchman walking down the entrance ramp by himself.)
Albert Hitchman: Sadly, Andre Walker has to focus on main eventing Territorial Invasion, along with main eventing this week’s Dynasty. So he doesn’t really give a shit about you right now, brutally honest.
(Albert finishes walking down the ramp and enters the ring.)
Bronson Daniels: Well that’s too bad, because I’m kind of in the mood to fight. And y’know, I don’t really have a match, nor do I have any of my upcoming opponents here, so I’m afraid you’re gonna have to take the bullet here.
Albert Hitchman: https://c.tenor.com/jqfTdAJg9jQAAAAd/no-i-dont-think.gif
Bronson Daniels: You sure look as old as Cap saying that.
Albert Hitchman: Just saying, I could beat your ass if I wanted to.
Bronson Daniels: Go right ahead beloved.
Albert Hitchman: I won’t, I’m just here to stall time actually. :mjgrin:
Bronson Daniels: Shocking! Is Andre finally gonna come out?
Albert Hitchman: Yep, don’t worry. He just had to put his brand new unreleased Nike x Andre Walker Tracksuit on. This collab is bigger than Nike and Michael Jordan. Just wait until we get Andre Walker shoes and everyone wears them. :wow: You’ll get those Jordan 1’s off your feet and will embrace the Walker 1’s.
Bronson Daniels: :camby:
Albert Hitchman: But yes, he should be here anytime. Andre always has some business to attend because after all I’m giving him all these opportunities, and I’m spending my time wisely giving to somebody who can cash in on said opportunities not Lucas Johnson. Ain’t nobody wearing some Nike x Lucas Johnson clothes.
Bronson Daniels: And nobody is wearing any Nike and Andre Walker clothes.
Albert Hitchman: You sure talk a lot for somebody who never got any sort of deals. Maybe Walmart will hit you up. Nah, even they have a higher bar. Look Bronson, you’re just not understanding that Andre Walker is above you at everything. Not only wrestling, also business. I give Andre Walker the opportunities you WISH that sorry excuse of a businessman Treyvon Harris would give you. He barely even wants to come out with you. :mjlol2:
Bronson Daniels: He’s actually helping out with the Made In America Festival. :mjgrin:
Albert Hitchman: 🥱🥱🥱🥱
Bronson Daniels: No worries, he’ll be in Kuwait for Clash of Kingdoms 2 in case you try to pull anything similar to Operation: Doomsday.
Albert Hitchman: Andre won’t need any help for somebody like you.
Bronson Daniels: So, when’s he coming out–
(“Rockstar” by N.E.R.D. hits once again to an even louder negative reaction for the crowd. Andre Walker actually walks out this time in his brand new Nike collab tracksuit. He takes a little look of cockiness into the camera, then slowly walks down the ramp as a way to get into Bronson’s head.)
Jake Mercer: I’m so fucking glad the Interwire Champion is finally coming out.
Flannery McCoy: He came out minutes ago.
Jake Mercer: It’s pretty obvious that Andre will be Interwire Champion so I’d like to call him the Interwire Champion in advance. Problem?
Stew-O: Who knows, this match is hard to guess honestly.
Jake Mercer: It’s not hard to guess if you have a working fucking brain!
Flannery McCoy: You clearly lack that.
Jake Mercer: Ohhh you are so lucky Drake stans are jumping me on Twitter because if I didn’t have to defend Kanye I would absolutely punch you!
(Andre finally gets in the ring as “Rockstar” fades out. He extends his hand out to Albert Hitchman and then receives a microphone from him.)
Andre Walker: I wish you would realize just how many fucks I don’t give about you. Come on man, it’s all about that title–
Bronson Daniels: Oh, the same title you disrespected at every opportunity you got before the Triple Threat at Operation: Doomsday became a contendership match for my championship? Nah Andre, it’s clear that you don’t even wanna be here but you have to run with it because you have no other choice. You’d much rather face Xander Payne right now but you know deep down that you don’t stand a chance in that division, and you need to accept it after you lose to Burger King Xander.
Andre Walker: It’s garbage like this that just makes me really mad that you think you can avoid the inevitable outcome which is The Notorious Kaiser’s Interwire Championship win. You’re trying to fight with destiny and you just cannot win. Brand Warfare shouldn’t be what you’re worried about, hell, Clash of Kingdoms shouldn’t be what you’re worried about — it’s destiny. You’re fighting to have a different outcome than you’re set up for and you’re miserably failing and at this point god knows if we’ll ever see your face again once I’m done with you. It’s really disappointing to see the type of competitor that I’m going to be standing across at Clash of Kingdoms. It’s even more disappointing that you’re the one holding the championship.
Andre Walker: Bronson Daniels’ legacy as champion has been fluke victories and shitty reigns. The biggest moment of your career is still “beating” me at Pain For Pride last year and that’s because I’ll always be the highlight of your career. The second highlight of your career was losing the title to me, which led onto the greatest New Breed Championship reign in history. The third highlight? Well, let’s just say that history will repeat itself. You claim to have fought so many times to earn that championship but if you ask me? You were handed that shit more than the Lakers were handed the championship last year. Then you were handed the easiest defenses in the world but guess what, Bronson? Now’s the time to prove everybody wrong. Now’s the time to show the whole world that you’re actually better than the person who sits at top of the food chain. Will you…?
Bronson Daniels: Yes.
Andre Walker: Nah, you won’t. Look, there’s a reason that you’ve been getting big leagued these past few weeks, and that’s simply because it’s clear that someone like ME is above someone like YOU. And, you’re right, I should be contending the for the World Heavyweight Championship, or any championship for that matter, but I thought I’d do a little Make-A-Wish and take the Interwire Championship instead, and maybe elevate your career a bit again, it got you into the Extreme Elimination Chamber last time after all. I’m really nice you know? Now of course you won’t win shit after Clash of Kingdoms because Dynasty isn’t a shitshow that gives clowns like Ronan Malosi titles for others that are just as talentless as him to latch onto.
Andre Walker: I’m clearly way out of your fucking league. You’re way over your head, and that’s something you need to realize before I make you realize it, and you go back to moping around begging for shit you don’t deserve like you did a year ago. Everything you have to brag about I have already done it better, and you might have over me I will quickly eclipse as I will main event Territorial Invasion and you know, unlike you, end the show, and then one week after I’ll get the Interwire Championship. But back to my point, you have a New Breed Championship reign? I have the best one ever. You almost beat Jamie O’Hara? That’s great but “almost” ain’t gonna cut it because if you remember I defended that New Breed Championship against Mr. DEDEDE at King of Elite, and beat that man clean. I don’t know if you were awake to watch that though, Ripley might’ve whooped your ass too hard.
Bronson Daniels: Okay bro you done?
Andre Walker: Nah not really.
Bronson Daniels: Well that’s too bad. I’m really not having it with this shit. I’m not taking any of this too kindly and quite frankly, I don’t want to hear it anymore. I’m tired of your bum ass over here running your mouth pointlessly to no fucking end, repeating the same damn shit on a swivel like it truly matters. I know exactly who I am, and the championship on my waist validates it to anybody else who is going to tell me otherwise. I’m a damn good champion who defended against anybody that came in my way and I was never afraid of no challenge, including yours. For all the doubters who don’t believe in my reign, Clash of Kingdoms will make you change your mind. I will go down in history as one of the greatest Interwire Champions in history and you’re not going to stand in the way of that, Andre.
Bronson Daniels: You stopped me once, but you won’t do it again. Just imagine the headlines. The “mighty” Andre Walker toppled down by a presumed to be tiny simpleton like Bronson Daniels, that’s going to bring a hell of a smile to my face, because that’s something that I always knew was true. At Territorial Invasion, I’ll kill Voltage and Showdown for Dynasty, and the next week at the second Clash of Kingdoms in history, I’ll kill the hype behind “The Kaiser”. I’ll make sure that Andre Walker is only a relic of the past once I’m done with you.
Bronson Daniels: No more fucking games Andre, this is your walk of shame. The perfect elitist isn’t perfect anymore, and the one set up to be the next big thing ends up flopping like the ones that came before him. That’ll be pretty damn sad. For you, of course.
Andre Walker: That’s funny, it really is. I would keep this idiotic war of words going but sadly I have a main event to prepare for. I’ll see you in Kuwait.
(Andre hands the microphone to Albert and then hops out of the ring, with his manager following after him. “Runnin” by 21 Savage & Metro Boomin would start blasting in the arena as Bronson takes the Interwire Title off his waist and raises it in the air for what might possibly be the last time he does so. The final shot is of Andre Walker looking back on Bronson on top of the ramp before Dynasty fades elsewhere.)
(A commercial is shown for Bronson Daniels versus Andre Walker at Clash of Kingdoms 2 for the Interwire Championship.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“Silence & Surrender – Tangerine Beams Remix” by C Z A R I N A ft. tangerine beams hits as Domino Stone makes her way out to the stage with a smirk on her face. She cracks her knuckles while looking with a face of determination as she makes her way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Los Angeles, California weighing in at 157 pounds she is “The Bone Collector” DOMINO STOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Gotta love Domino Stone! she gives 0 fucks and this week she said that Lisa Wren would be wishing for death after she was done with her! Though of course, not the smartest thing she could’ve said especially considering that she’s her partner in about two weeks time.
Stew-O: Nonetheless, that’s not her focus. She’s out here tonight to get a victory under her belt and one thing for certain? Teammates or not? She’s going to stop at absolutely nothing to get her way.
(“Flawless” by Mega Drive hits as Lisa Wren makes her way out to the ring looking ready for action and very serious. She has her arms crossed while she looks dead at the ring, specifically at her opponent with a stern look and a deadpan stare. It isn’t long before she then begins to make her way down the ramp and headed towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent from British Columbia, Canada weighing in at 130 pounds she is LISAAAAAAAAA WRRRRRRRRRRENNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: On the other hand, Lisa Wren threatened to snap Domino’s neck this week! THESE BITCHES FINNA KILL EACH OTHER!!!
Jake Mercer: Wait, she’s from British Columbia? That’s not a city. That’s not specific enough. How am I supposed to show up at her house now?
Stew-O: Maybe don’t do that. Even if you find out where she lives. Her or anyone else. Myself included. I’m actually moving because of your comment now.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Domino Stone enters the ring to square off against Lisa Wren. You can feel the anticipation for this one folks as Domino is talking her shit but Lisa won’t have any of it for long! Lisa with her hands on her hips looking Domino right in the eyes as you can’t exactly make out their smack talk over the roar of the crowd. They lock up! No! Stone kicks Lisa hard in the gut and then drops her with a hard uppercut to the jaw! Lisa thrown back into the corner as Domino targets her with another uppercut nearly knocking her off her feet yet again. Domino has Lisa trapped delivering hard blows over and over and over again in the corner. Just pummeling her. She grabs her arm and whips Lisa across the ring to the other corner. Domino charges in… but Lisa gets the boot up! Domino thrown back as Lisa measures her with a right hand to the jaw staggering her.
Stew-O: Domino Stone back up as Lisa Wren scoops her up and slams her down to the mat. Hard elbow drop to the chest as Lisa goes in for the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Quick kickout there from Domino Stone as Lisa Wren picks her up and bashes her head into the top turnbuckle padding. She then drags her away and slams her head first into the opposite turnbuckle padding. She then does it with the last two as well making sure to hit all four corners! If this was a chain match she would have this thing won! Domino staggering in the ring impressively still on her feet as Lisa Wren picks her up and drops her with a thunderous Side Slam before going for another cover.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-
Flannery McCoy: A bit more effective that time as Lisa Wren picks Domino Stone up again for another Slam! No! Domino rakes the eyes! She lands behind Lisa getting her arms locked tight around the waist before throwing her backwards… GERMAN SUPLEX CONNECTS!!!! Lisa Wren lands neck first in the ring as Domino Stone gets back up to her feet having struck a fatal blow. She stomps down hard on the back of Lisa’s neck but Lisa refuses to stay down. Running Punt Kick however keeps Lisa grounded as Dominos tomps on her repeatedly refusing to allow her opponent to get up! Hard kick to the back as Lisa tries to crawl out of the ring to escape but is instead trapped in the corner where Domino is stomping a mudhole into her opponent’s bitch ass here tonight! The referee forcing Domino to back off as Lisa uses the ropes to recover.
Stew-O: Domino Stone hooks the arm of Lisa Wren and brings her over with a thunderous Suplex as she goes for another cover.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Kickout! How did Domino Stone only get one! She confronts the referee in disbelief before turning her attention right back to Lisa Wren. Domino throws Lisa backwards in the ring with a German Suplex but she holds on! The Bearhug is applied! But Lisa struggles up to her feet throwing elbows to the head from behind trying to break free. But Domino connects with another German Suplex! This time she mounts on top of Lisa and twists her over into a cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOO-
Flannery McCoy: Lisa Wren kicks out! Domino Stone immediately transitions over into an armbar using the legs around the waist to keep this devastating hold locked in! She then lets go of the arm and instead wraps her arms around the neck of Lisa choking her out!!! Lisa is screwed no matter how she tries to escape Domino will just readjust the hold into something even more painful! How is Lisa gonna get out of this one!??!?!? Lisa showing the will to fight! If there is a will there is a way!
Stew-O: Lisa Wren battling back up to her feet after breaking the legs of Domino Stone wide open! She is fighting up and Domino is in disbelief!!! Lisa manages to break free but only one arm as Domino uses the other to lunge forth in a Clothesline! BUT LISA DUCKS IT!!! LISA KICKS THE GUT OF DOMINO!!! SNAP DDT DROPS HER OPPONENT TO THE MAT!!! LISA GETS ALL OF IT!!! BUT SHE IS TOO HURT AND CAN’T GET TO THE COVER RIGHT AWAY!!!
Jake Mercer: Both women pulling themselves up in the ring as the referee considered for a minute on making a ten count. But Domino Stone and Lisa Wren will not stay down! Both back up as they trade punches in the ring! DOMINO! LISA! DOMINO! LISA! DOMINO! LISA! BACK AND FORTH AND FORTH AND BACK!!! WHO WILL GET THE ADVANTAGE!!! LISA! LISA! LISA!!! DOWN GOES DOMINO!!! UP COMES DOMINO!!! LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! LISA JUST TOOK HER DAMN HEAD OFF!!! HOLY SHIT!!! LISA OFF THE ROPESS!!! RUNNING SHOULDER TACKLE TAKES DOMINO TO THE MATT!!! BUT LISA PULLS HER BACK UP AND HITS A SUPLEX!!! NO! A BRAINBUSTER INSTEAD!!! SHE GOT ALL OF IT DOMINO RIGHT ON HER NOGGIN!!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Domino Stone somehow kicks out! Lisa Wren is shook! She waits stalking Domino for her to get back up before hoisting her up to her shoulders!!! POWERBOMB INCOMING!!! NO! DOMINO ROLLS THROUGH!!! SUNSET FLIP!!! SHE’S GONNA STEAL ONE HERE!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: LISA WREN KICKS OUT WITH AUTHORITY!!! DOMINO STONE LANDS ON HER FEET AND CHARGES LISA AS SHE GETS BACK UP!!! BUT LISA WITH A THUNDEROUS SPINEBUSTER DRIVES DOMINO DOWN INTO THE MAT!!! THE ENTIRE RING ALMOST COLLAPSED FROM THE FORCE RIGHT THERE!!! THIS MATCH GOING BACK AND FORTH I DON’T KNOW WHICH OF THESE WOMEN IS GOING TO PREVAIL HERE!!!!
Jake Mercer: WHAT THE HELL?! LOOK WHO IT IS! TEAM VOLTAGE IS HERE! REBECCA BLACKWELL AND MARY S. ATLAS JUST SLID INTO THE RING AND ATTACKED BOTH LISA WREN AND DOMINO STONE! :patrickboo: GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF HERE YOU HEATHENS!
(DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!)
(Lisa and Domino, combined with fatigue and exhaustion, are completely taken by surprise and unable to fight back. Both of them are trying to create some distance between the two Voltage Elitists, but it’s clear that Rebecca and Mary have them right in their sights.)
Stew-O: REBECCA GRABS LISA AND HOLDS HER UP! BEFORE MARY CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK AGAINST HER JAW! LISA IS DROPPED DOWN TO A KNEE, BEFORE REBECCA STEPS BACK AND COMPLETELY KNOCKS HER OUT COLD CONNECTING WITH AN AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: MARYBECCA AREN’T DONE JUST YET! MARY LIFTING DOMINO UP INTO A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER POSITION, WHILE REBECCA STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF DOMINO’S HEAD, BEFORE MARY DROPS HER DOWN ON HER HEAD WITH THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! WHAT A STATEMENT MADE! IF MARYBECCA WANTED TO PROVE THEMSELVES?! THEY SURELY JUST DID SO RIGHT HERE!
Jake Mercer: :lupe: But it looks like the mockery isn’t done just yet…
(Before long the crowd begins to jeer and resound in thunderous boos while none other than IDOL-GUN, Hikari Kanno & Miku Sakai, are seen making their way out to the stage. They’re gripping microphones in their hands while both of them look at one another with sarcastic looks of disgust on their face. They’re not going down to the ring, it’s apparent that they have no reason to even remotely look at Lisa and Domino and see them as a threat. Hikari yawns while shaking her head while she brings her microphone up.)
Hikari Kanno: It’s beyond me why these two fucking whores along with the others that are nowhere to be seen are intended to be competition for the two of us. Quite frankly, I find it a bit disrespectful from StarrStan that he sat there, thought, contemplated, and said “Yeah, this Make-A-Wish team of mentally disabled children would pose a challenge to the best tag team of all time.” It doesn’t make sense, am I right or am I right? It’s a slap to the face of all of us on the Voltage brand and I can’t believe that people haven’t caught onto the inevitable result that is going to come from this leedle match.
Miku Sakai: God, at least Hikari put an ounce of thought into picking who is on our team. While they aren’t as talented, drop dead gorgeous, accomplished, smart, creative, or better than we are; I’m sure they are gracious for the spotlight that IDOL-GUN has given them. We know that they’re going to lay it all on the line like they’re our little simps, but at least they have a little dignity. I have full faith in our team, but who didn’t? This is some fucking light work. I mean, who’s going to prove us- AH! FUCK!
Stew-O: SIERRA FROM BEHIND WITH A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF MIKU! HIKARI TURNS AROUND AT SIERRA, LOOKING TO ENGAGE! BUT KENSI COMES IN AS WELL AND CRACKS A CHAIR AGAINST HER SKULL!
Flannery McCoy: THE TWO OF THEM HAVE HEARD ENOUGH, THE BOTH OF THEM ARE COMPLETELY UNLOADING ON IDOL-GUN WHILE REBECCA AND MARY ROLL OUT OF THE RING AND BEGIN TO RUN UP THE RAMP! THEY’RE ABOUT TO ENGAGE! BUT THE EAW OFFICIALS HAVE SEEN ENOUGH! RUNNING OUT ONTO THE STAGE AND STOPPING THE CONFLICT!
Jake Mercer: YEAH VOLTAGE! WE GOT SECURITY LOCKED DOWN! SUCK OUR DICKS! WOOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: :whoa:!!!
Jake Mercer: My bad y’all.
(Sierra and Kensi are yelling remarks and profanities at Mary and Rebecca while they do the same, refusing to be contained, trying to reach out and grab at one another. IDOL-GUN look at the two of them in disgust, trying to launch towards them in pure anger, but the officials have them scouted too. The last shot seen is the members of the Divide & Conquer match screaming their lungs out at one another, which is the last shot seen before Dynasty fades out to commercial break.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Grand Theft Auto 6 releasing in 2155 for the PS50.)
( The scene cuts away from the ringside area and fades backstage. The EAW Unified Tag Team Champions, Xavier Williams and Harlow Reichert, are seen walking down the hallway, hand-in-hand. They are dressed in street clothes, titles strapped around their waists, and both wear focused looks on their faces. Where they are headed is anyone’s guess, but neither look happy when Dynasty backstage reporter, Michael Belfort, stops them. )
Michael Belfort: Xavier, Harlow. I was wondering if I could get a few words with you both regarding what went down on Voltage last weekend.
( Xavier squeezes Harlow’s hand, because clearly that’s a sore subject for her. )
Harlow Reichert: No.
Michael Belfort: So you don’t have anything to say about losing to Danny Tanner last week?
( Harlow comes to a stop and narrows her dark eyes at Belfort. Xavier sighs and holds his hands up. )
Xavier Williams: Look, we’re heading to the ring right now, and trust me, we plan to address everything that went down on Voltage.
( That seems to be enough to satisfy Belfort, who immediately backs off. Xavier tugs on Harlow’s hand, and after a moment, she starts walking again. As they do, the commentary picks up from ringside. )
Stew-O: Well, it looks like when we return from break, the Unified Tag Team Champions will be joining us!
Jake Mercer: :francis: Imagine showing your face after getting pinned by that loser Danny Tanner.
Flannery McCoy: :wow: Upsets happen in professional wrestling all the time, and the true test of a champion is how they bounce back after the fact. I look forward to hearing what Harlow and Xavier have to say. Ladies and gentlemen, we will be right back.
( As Xavier and Harlow head to the guerilla area, Dynasty fades into a commercial break. )
( Commercial break for Subway featuring Xander Payne. He’s shoving two double meat steak and cheese sandwiches in his mouth. Subway… eat fresh, or in Xander’s case, get fat! )
( As Dynasty fades back in, Harlow Reichert and Xavier Williams are seen getting into the ring as “It Has Begun” by Starset pumps through the speakers. They both have microphones in their hands and as soon as the music fades away, Xavier begins to speak. )
Xavier Williams: There’s no sense in attempting to rationalize what happened on Voltage, or even sugarcoating it. A challenge was thrown down, a match happened, and Harlow came up short as a result. When it comes to this sport, you have to expect the unexpected, and sometimes that means the Danny Tanners of the world get a lucky break. He took control of the match and pinned a woman who is a two time champion. As for what happened after the match?
( Xavier turns to Harlow, who hasn’t shown any real emotion since hitting the ring. )
Harlow Reichert: I don’t regret it.
( And she didn’t. Miss No Fucks Given had absolutely zero guilt about the lack of sportsmanship she displayed on Voltage last weekend. While Xavier’s expression remains neutral, it’s kind of obvious to see that the champions have had plenty of discussions about this particular incident since last Sunday. )
Xavier Williams: What happened after the match was an example of frustration boiling over. It’s no secret that Harlow and I have both felt that StarrStan hasn’t exactly taken the Unified Tag Team Championships seriously, while the two of us have been working tirelessly to make sure these championships remain at the forefront of Dynasty. We’re proud to have these titles and clearly we’re raising the stock of them by holding them, which is why we’re happy to defend them any chance we get. We both made it perfectly clear a few weeks ago that we would make sure we got on the Territorial Invasion card, and even if our opponents left something to be desired, we weren’t going to change our minds about defending the belts. It was incredibly frustrating to see a team that was put together by an actual lottery be given a chance to fight for our championships, but at least Harlow and I had a team to face. I wasn’t expecting much, but shockingly enough, Candice and Danny struck first.
Harlow Reichert: I really don’t think they proved anything by taking us by surprise, though. Candice attacking the two of us from behind did nothing but prove how desperate our challengers are. They know that Territorial Invasion is not going to end well for either of them, and this match is a bit out of their league. I don’t want to sound arrogant, especially after the shitshow that was Voltage, but I know Danny’s victory was a fluke. Look, I’m someone who prides herself on being the very best technical wrestler in the world. I’ve watched Voltage back probably a hundred times by now, and Danny Tanner did not out-wrestle me. He didn’t do anything other than catch me with a roll-up and I couldn’t kick out in time. I’m not making an excuse for the loss. It just is what it is. Social media completely overreacted to the entire situation and tried to make it seem like Danny proved his worth against me. Danny didn’t prove anything other than he’s capable of conjuring up a bit of luck and no amount of luck in the world will help Danny and Candice dethrone Xav and myself at Territorial Invasion.
( “Diva” by Beyonce begins to play across the PA system, and the fans inside the building pop. Candice Blair, saunters out onto the stage, and dramatically pauses for a second. As she does, Danny Tanner walks out to an absolutely thunderous ovation, and Danny looks amazed by this. Candice blows him a kiss, offers her arm to him, and the two begin to make their way down to the ring. )
Flannery McCoy: I can’t say that I’m surprised to see these two walking down to the ring right now. Since Candice Blair and Danny Tanner were given the opportunity to challenge for the Unified Tag Team Championships, they’ve shown a tremendous amount of heart and fortitude.
Stew-O: I couldn’t agree more, Flannery. Xavier and Harlow haven’t hid their disdain for this match and their challengers, and neither Candice nor Danny have let them get away with overlooking them. Voltage was a prime example of that and I’m curious to see what they have to say tonight.
Jake Mercer: I’m sure if it’s Danny talking, then it’s going to be a bumbling mess of Candice simping. Not that I really blame him.
( Candice and Danny have gotten in the ring, and both of them have microphones. Candice twirls a strand of her platinum hair around her finger and smirks as her music fades out. )
Candice Blair: No offense, Harlow, and you know that I have a lot of respect for you, but I don’t really think it was just luck that prompted Danny to defeat you last week.
( Harlow looks at Xavier, and raises an eyebrow. His face remains neutral. )
Harlow Reichert: I mean I didn’t ask for your analysis on the match.
( Candice merely shrugs and takes a look at Xavier. She’s clearly picking up on the fact that Xavier might not completely agree with the fact Danny just got “lucky”. )
Candice Blair: Well that’s too bad because you’re getting it 💁🏼♀️. Since day one, you two have looked down your noses at Danny and myself, automatically assuming that just because he’s new to this that we don’t have a chance at defeating you at Territorial Invasion. I might have been knocked unconscious by Ashley Flores last week, but I was in the back kinda listening to the crap you two had to say to Danny. You BOTH tried to manipulate the situation and intimidate him by reminding him that he’s never competed in front of a huge stadium sized crowd before. You said he would be judged and that he would crack under the pressure of his first ever championship match. I mean, he might. No offense, Danny.
( Candice gives Danny an apologetic look while the crowd quietly boos. They don’t like the idea of Danny choking in his first ever championship match, even though in Danny’s mind, that was likely to happen. )
Candice Blair: Most wrestlers do. I mean, I didn’t win a title the first time I competed for one, and both of you have choked on opportunities before. We’re all human, but there is something that’s a bit different about this situation. This is a tag team match, and I’m going to make sure I’m here to support Danny and pick him up if he needs it.
( Danny can’t help but practically make heart eyes at Candice Blair. He really doesn’t understand why she is being so nice to him. )
Danny Tanner: :wow: I appreciate that more than you will ever know, Candice, and I swear that at Territorial Invasion, I’m going to do the absolute best I can. I-I don’t believe that my victory over Harlow was a fluke last week…
Harlow Reichert: :usure:
Danny Tanner: :lupe: Yes, I am sure. I think I accepted a challenge you didn’t think I could win, and I pulled off an upset by outsmarting you. This whole time, the two of you have been overlooking me, and the first chance I got, I seized the moment. Everyone wants to talk about how professional wrestling is all about grabbing the proverbial glass ring, and how else do you describe what happened last week?
Xavier Williams: :mjlol: Glass ring…
( Candice puts her arm around Danny’s shoulders, and his knees nearly buckle. She curls her ruby red lips into a smirk. )
Candice Blair: It’s a brass ring, my friend, but you sure did grab it.
( Danny grins back at Candice and hopes he doesn’t look creepy. )
Danny Tanner: I feel like I am good at grabbing things.
Harlow Reichert: :dame:
Dannny Tanner: :whoa: Things like the Unified Tag Team Championships. You two are more than welcome to think of my win last week as a fluke, but I know that I can back it up. At Territorial Invasion, your Unified Tag Team Championship reign will come to an end at the hands of Candice Blair and Danny Tanner and there is nothing you can do to stop it. I will rise to the occasion, and I will give this match everything I have. Candice deserves the very best of me, and I know that it’s going to take my very best to defeat both of you.
Xavier Williams: You might have won a single battle last week, but you have yet to fight in an actual war. Don’t get comfortable, and more importantly, don’t expect for lighting to strike twice. You may have pulled off what is arguably the biggest win of your career last week, but Harlow isn’t in there by herself next weekend. She has me and that in itself is something neither of you is capable of dealing with.
Candice Blair: I guess we’ll see! Personally, I like our chances and I know damn well that I look good in gold. We’ll see you two at Territorial Invasion.
( Candice Blair casually lets her microphone drop as “Diva” begins to play once again. Danny stares at his partner, completely lost in her beauty, and really can’t believe his good fortune. Candice takes his hand and raises it in the air, and the two pose in front of the disgruntled tag team champions as Dynasty fades to break. )
(A commercial is shown for Xavier Williams & Harlow Reichert versus Danny Tanner & Candice Blair at Territorial Invasion for the Unified Tag Team Championships.)
(Dynasty returns from commercial break to the BJCC Arena where the crowd seems to be murmuring in anticipation for what’s to come next. It isn’t long after that ‘Natural’ by Imagine Dragons blasts through the speakers of the arena to the loud cheers of the crowd in response, filled to the brim with hype for the return of a familiar face to the Elite Answers Wrestling company. It isn’t long before none other than Terry Chambers appears on the stage, brandishing a smile on his face while he scans around at the EAW Universe in attendance tonight. He takes the time to circle around the ring, embracing the moment while he can and basking in the crowd’s positive reaction towards him. He hypes up the crowd before then redirecting himself towards the center of the stage. He nods his head slowly before beginning to focus his sights on the ring, from there, beginning to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring confidently)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing at this time… TERRY CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes the newest acquisition to the Friday Night Dynasty roster, none other than the final member of the Brand Warfare team for Dynasty and former EAW World Champion: Terry Chambers. We all know that it was only a matter of time before ‘The Barbaric Carnivore,’ made his return to an EAW ring, we didn’t know when, but we know when he did? He was going to set off to make an impact and set things straight. But now we have a clear concise date, with his return to the ring starting off with a bang in the Brand Warfare match at Territorial Invasion.
Flannery McCoy: This is Terry’s first time on the Dynasty brand and I’m sure the one thing that he wants to do while he has the chance, is make a good impression. What better than by helping his team towards victory and showcasing true brand supremacy. It’s the basics, but I’m sure Terry is coming out here to explain his motives and set the record straight. Right now he seems to be oozing confidence, which seems to be telling of how he’s feeling upon his return to EAW. But nonetheless, let’s hear what he has to say.
Jake Mercer: Oh lord, I fear for the stability of the arenas that we’re going to be in during Season 15 with Xander Payne and Terry Chambers on the same brand. I swear when Xander and Terry were on the same night for Pain For Pride, it caused an earthquake in California, though I’m sure that’s something they’re very familiar with :mjgrin:.
(Terry stops at the bottom of the ramp, once again glancing around at the Alabama crowd tonight, before beginning to make his way up the steel steps and stepping onto the apron. He then takes the time to climb up to the top turnbuckle, spreading his arms out while he yells to rally up the crowd in his corner. He then jumps down and onto the canvas inside the ring, making his way over and taking a microphone from ringside. ‘Natural’ then begins to fade out from there while Terry makes his way towards the center of the ring, in deep thinking for a moment while gripping his microphone before beginning to speak.)
Terry Chambers: I’m sure Terry Chambers is the last person you’d expect back in an Elite Answers Wrestling ring, especially so soon, but here I am.
(The EAW Universe once again roars in excitement; Terry keeping the smile on his face, pointing his microphone out towards the crowd, letting them have their moment for a good few seconds. He then brings his microphone back up before continuing onward.)
Terry Chambers: You know, it’s something that I didn’t want to admit… mostly because the personal demons that you fight on a day-to-day basis and professional wrestling just aren’t tailored to clash with one another. But after Grand Rampage 2021, after losing the EAW World Heavyweight Championship to Malcolm Jones when I was so close to main eventing a grand-scale event like Pain For Pride; I tried to deny it, but I was mentally checked out. If you didn’t know, in my personal opinion, I think I worked my ass off throughout the entirety of Season 14. I pushed myself to heights that I never was able to reach in my career and I, of course, obtained results that were milestone achievements for me and genuinely meant alot. So losing that Championship, you could say, made me felt like all the work that I put in all Season felt like a waste. And I’m sure a lot of you, not just in my lime of profession, could agree with me when it comes to that.
Terry Chambers: Believe me, as much as I make it seem like I’m saying otherwise, I’m not going to make excuses for a defeat that seems completely long gone at this point. If there was one thing that all of us can admit about that day? It’s the fact that Malcolm Jones came out the better man at Grand Rampage. It’s something that I didn’t want to accept at first, but even when I did ease into the brutal reality of the entire situation, I was still deprived of any energy that I had left. I was mentally exhausted and I knew once Pain For Pride was said and done, that I needed to clear my head somehow. So I took a few steps back, I went to rehab, and I helped myself before my condition got worse if I continued to push myself. I did the right thing, and made sure that I came back when I was better. Because the last thing that any of the folks at home need, is a Terry Chambers not in his best form. It’s something that none of you deserve the trouble of seeing, so I walked away.
Terry Chambers: But at the same time, the more I was gone, the more I was anxious to come back. I wanted to come back stronger, better than ever, and be the best Terry Chambers that all of you deserve. But not just that, but because of the fact that I wanted to make sure that I’d there was one label I wanted off of me, it was being a charity case. I think everyone should know this by now if you’ve been an avid follower of my career up to this point, but nobody handed me a damn thing throughout my career. I earned everything that I worked for, especially that EAW World Championship, because I am one of the best in the business, and that’s not something that I say so lightly. You may be able to take me down, a lot of people have and I will be the better man and admit that at the end of the day. But the one thing that happens is the fact that I will always get back up, just like I’ve proven many times throughout my career.
Terry Chambers: Pain For Pride will not be how I’m remembered, losing to Ahren Fournier will not be how I’m remembered. If anything? I have some unfinished business to take care of this time around in Season 15. I’m ready to tackle the challenge of Dynasty, a show that I’ve never been on before even throughout my tenure in Elite Answers Wrestling. And against all odds, I will make sure that I’m back on top, in an image that lasts a lifetime. I’m back, and I’m gunning for everyone.
(‘Natural’ plays up as Terry drops his microphone down to the ground, the camera zooms in on him while he looks back at it with a deadpan stare.)
Stew-O: What a statement made by Terry heading into Territorial Invasion! And you just have to question his mindset heading into the Brand Warfare match. He said he took the time to clear his head, and he’s more rejuvenated than ever, but the question is, will it be enough to get the results that he desires at the end of the day?
Flannery McCoy: Terry has never been someone to back down from a fight and despite the overwhelming challenge that Team Showdown and Team Voltage might be for the five people on Team Dynasty, Terry for sure is going to be someone that steps up to the plate and takes them all on even if he has to face them by himself. Terry is emphatic, Terry is ready, and most importantly, he’s back.
Jake Mercer: He’s back but the food from catering has suddenly disappeared! I have a feeling they’ll be back though once he leaves the Dynasty brand, no fret!
(Terry turns around on the stage, with a confident look on his face, he raises his hands high in the air to the even louder cheers from the crowd in response. He then brings them down, turning around and disappearing through the backstage area, which is the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty from there, fades to commercial.)
(A commercial is shown for the Brand Warfare match between Dynasty, Showdown, & Voltage at Territorial Invasion.)
(Stephie Love stands in the ring prepared to announce the next match!)
Stephie Love: The following singles match is a Divide and Conquer Preview Match scheduled for-
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘While She Sleeps’ by New World Torture begins to play and the crowd lights up in a mixed reaction as Alex Myers makes their way out, not letting the crowd’s reaction affect them as they come down the ramp!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, representing Sunday Night Voltage from Seattle, Washington… weighing 170… “The King of Pain” AAAAALLLLLLLEXXXXXXX MYYYYYYEEEEERRRRRSSS!!!
Flannery McCoy: Alex Myers comes to us tonight as a representative of the Sunday Night Voltage portion of the Divide and Conquer Match for Territorial Invasion, and I’m curious to see how things go for them tonight after it was made quite clear that they had no interest in getting in on the “team spirit” their teammates were trying to make happen a few weeks ago!
Stew-O: I can imagine that they’re going to want to show that, in the end, they’re going to be out for themself and looking out for their own intention and what they want to accomplish, despite what the rest of their Team Voltage teammates might be aiming to achieve! Showing that here tonight could be a preview of how they plan to go about that.
Jake Mercer: Dynasty isn’t gonna let anyone else win anything – not at Territorial Invasion and certainly not tonight! #TeamDynasty 😤
(Alex enters the ring as ‘The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition)’ by rob Zombie begins to play and Solomon comes out from the back, staring down into the ring at Alex Myers!)
Stephie Love: And their opponent, from Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing 300 pounds… SOLLLLOOOOMOOONNNN STAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: Solomon Stane is coming off a nice win over Black Shamrock from the other week and now he aims to string together another win just ahead of Territorial Invasion! It’d be a huge victory here for him and the team made up of Dynasty and Showdown Elitists!
Jake Mercer: #TeamDynasty! 😤 Fuck Showdown, we don’t need them, and Solomon is gonna prove that tonight!
Flannery McCoy: How when this isn’t even a team match? :skip: Anyway, they’re gonna have to work together regardless against Team Voltage, but nonetheless, this is a way for Solomon to help show what people can expect to come from his team’s side of things – and I’m sure that he’ll want to capitalize on this moment!
(Solomon enters the ring, standing across from Alex and once everything’s settled, the referee calls for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: These two are set to meet in the men’s Divide and Conquer Match at Territorial Invasion, but we’re getting a preview here tonight! Alex Myers and Solomon Stane circle the ring before going to lock up-
Flannery McCoy: AND SOLOMON STANE COMPLETELY OVERPOWERS ALEX MYERS, PUSHING THEM ALL THE WAY BACK INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING! ALEX TRIES TO PUSH THEIR WAY BACK OUT AND THE REFEREE WARNS STANE TO GET THE ACTION OUT THE CORNER, AND SOLOMON ACKNOWLEDGES THAT BY COMPLETELY HURLING ALEX OUT TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!
Jake Mercer: ALEX QUICKLY TRIES TO GET UP BUT THE 300-POUND BEHEMOTH JUST STRUCK THEM OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A ROLLING ELBOW! DID YOU GUYS JUST HEAR THAT CONNECT?! ALEX DROPS TO THE MAT ONCE AGAIN BUT SOLOMON IS IMMEDIATELY ON THEM, LIFTING ALEX AND THROWING ALEX FOR A MASSIVE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Stew-O: Alex pushes up to their feet- WHAT A DROPKICK FROM SOLOMON THAT JUST SENT MYERS FALLING BACK INTO THE CORNER OF THE RING! ALEX HITS THE TURNBUCKLES LOOKING ALL OUT OF SORTS AND SOLOMON CHARGES IN HITTING A HUGE CHARGING SPLASH!!! THAT HAD TO FEEL ALMOST LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN; HE JUST FLATTENED ALEX MYERS!! SOLOMON IS GIVING ALEX NO TIME TO REST AS HE BATTERS THEM OVER THE HEAD, THROWING EVERYTHING INTO THOSE SHOTS BEFORE DRIVING HIS KNEE UP INTO THEIR STOMACH! SOLOMON GRABBING ALEX AND HOISTING THEM UP INTO AN EXPLODER SUPLEX OUT THE CORNER!! ALEX GETS ABSOLUTELY SLAMMED TO THE MAT AND NOW SOLOMON MAKES THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: Alex Myers kicks out, but what an onslaught from Solomon Stane just now!
Jake Mercer: If he performs like this in the Divide and Conquer Match at Territorial Invasion, the other team isn’t going to stand a chance :drakelike:
Stew-O: :drakelike:!!!
Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane gets up to his feet, looking completely unfazed that Alex got their shoulder up, and really, he probably sees this as a moment to put the Voltage team on notice. These teams aren’t without their issues, but if what we’ve seen out of the Voltage camp is anything to go by, Alex wasn’t interested at all in Voltage’s attempt at team building last week; imagine what kind of mindset it’d put them in to see them lose tonight!
Jake Mercer: If it means some kind of advantage, I say we capitalize on it! Dynasty’s additions to the team know there’s no lengths they can stop at when it means asserting ourselves as THE show – not that Friday Night Dynasty hasn’t already established that :wow:!!
Flannery McCoy: :wow:!!!
Stew-O: And Solomon aims to continue to assert his dominance over Alex here tonight just as he has from the start of the match, and now Solomon plucks Alex up from off the mat and whips them off into the corner! Alex gets sent running into the turnbuckles and Solomon comes charging again, but right into a back elbow from Alex! Solomon is stopped in his tracks for a moment and Alex starts throwing forearm after forearm, repeatedly striking Solomon in the face before Solomon easily shoves them back into the corner!
Jake Mercer: AND JUST WHEN SOLOMON WENT LOOKING FOR ANOTHER SPLASH, ALEX SIDESTEPPED HIM AND NOW THEY JUMP UP ONTO SOLOMON’S BACK! ALEX IS HAMMERING SHOT AFTER SHOT OVER THE BACK AND TOP OF SOLOMON’S HEAD!! SOLOMON’S HAVING TROUBLE FINDING A WAY TO GET ALEX OFF OF HIM AS ALEX IS BLASTING AWAY WITH THOSE RAPID-FIRE HITS!! SOLOMON REACHES UP OVERHEAD TO TRY TO SWAT ALEX AWAY BUT ALEX IS HOLDING ON, AND STILL CRACKING STANE OVER THE HEAD!!!
Flannery McCoy: SOLOMON LEANS FORWARD IN AN EFFORT TO TRY TO SHAKE ALEX MYERS FROM OFF HIS BACK, ALEX REFUSING TO BUDGE- SOLOMON GRABS ALEX BY THE HEAD AND FLINGS THEM FORWARD TO THE MAT! WAIT, NO! ALEX HELD ONTO HIS HEAD AND JUST GOT HIM WITH A MODIFIED STUNNER!! SOLOMON’S HEAD SNAPS BACK AND HE NEARLY FALLS OVER, ALEX HURRIEDLY GETTING TO THEIR FEET AND STRIKING WITH A SPINNING SIDE KICK TO THE GUT! ALEX HITS HIM WITH ANOTHER KICK TO THE STOMACH AND THEY FINALLY GET SOLOMON DOUBLED OVER! AND NOW ALEX TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BULLDOG!
Stew-O: AND THAT WAS JUST TO GET SOLOMON DOWN, AS ALEX JUST UNLEASHED A NASTY KICK TO THE HEAD OF SOLOMON WHEN SOLOMON TRIED TO GET UP!! Solomon falls over the mat and Alex gets a running start before coming down with an elbow drop to the face! But look at Solomon already turning to try to get up! Alex is there to make that a struggle, however, catching Stane in a front headlock that Solomon continues to try to come out of! Solomon tries to throw punches into Alex’s gut but Alex starts throwing knee strikes to the face while they’ve got Solomon trapped in that headlock! SOLOMON STANE TAKES ALEX OFF THEIR FEET AND HAS THEM UP IN THE AIR- ALEX MYERS COUNTERS BACK INTO A DDT!!! ALEX MYERS SPIKES THE 6-FOOT-5 SOLOMON STANE RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!
Jake Mercer: Solomon is a bit slower now when it comes to getting to a knee- AND ALEX CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING BLOCKBUSTER THAT SLAMS THE BACK OF SOLOMON’S HEAD TO THE MAT!! SOLOMON IS DOWN AND ALEX MYERS COMES BACK WITH A BASEBALL BALL SLIDE DROPKICK, KNOCKING SOLOMON OUT THE RING AS HE WAS NEAR THE ROPES! Alex Myers now going out to the apron as Solomon is working his way up to his feet, AND ALEX MYERS LEAPS FOR THE MOONSAULT OFF THE APRON!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THEY’RE CAUGHT BY SOLOMON STANE :damn:!! ALEX FLIPPED OFF THE APRON AND SOLOMON CAUGHT THEM RIGHT ON HIS SHOULDER!! SOLOMON NOW TAKING OFF WITH A RUNNING START GOING RIGHT FOR THE STEPS AT THE CORNER OF THE RING- ALEX PUSHES THEIR WAY OFF OF SOLOMON AND HE COLLIDES WITH THE STEEL STEPS! Solomon grabs at his knee in pain- ALEX MYERS SHOWING NO REMORSE AS THEY CONNECT WITH A CHOP BLOCK FROM BEHIND! SOLOMON NEARLY GOES DOWN AND ALEX STARTS STOMPING AT THE BACK OF THAT KNEE, BRINGING SOLOMON DOWN BEFORE SLAMMING SOLOMON’S FACE OFF THE EDGE OF THE STEPS!!!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Stew-O: The referee starts up a count as Alex is stomping away on Solomon while they’ve got him down, and while we’re all Team Dynasty here on Friday Nights, this is a smart strategy by Voltage’s Alex Myers! Solomon turns over seated against the steps AND ALEX CATCHES HIM WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE!!! SOLOMON LOOKS OUT OF IT AS ALEX QUICKLY TRIES TO GET HIM OFF THE GROUND AND NOW INTO THE RING! ALEX MYERS ROLLING HIM INSIDE AND NOW THEY GO FOR THE PIN ON SOLOMON!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: SOLOMON WITH THE KICKOUT :blessed:!!! You know, I heard from a source that I can’t disclose at this time that Solomon once lifted an entire humvee on his own, so I’m not surprised he kicked out so easily; that kind of power is going to come in useful for his team at Territorial Invasion!
Flannery McCoy: An entire humvee? :skip:
Jake Mercer: Yes!
Flannery McCoy: …..We’ll have to get someone to verify that for us. :skip: But in the meantime, what’s not so out of left field though is seeing Alex Myers trying to remain in control after what they did to get Solomon down, because it’s the smart thing to do and they’re targeting Solomon’s neck, stomping down on his throat! Solomon clutches at his neck and that leaves him vulnerable to a jumping knee drop to the face from Alex! Myers is in the driver’s seat right now and looking like the Team Captain they said they should be, but it’s all about maintaining that momentum and being able to get it done – something that they struggled with at Bloodsport and a few weeks ago against Drake King in a non-title bout as far as big opportunities like those go.
Stew-O: Definitely understandable that those experienced Champions would come out on top, but those losses and even losing to their Divide and Conquer partner in Donovan Duke has done nothing to curb their desire for rising through the ranks while inflicting that desire of causing pain to their opponents; I’d say it’s only motivated them!
Flannery McCoy: Alex is back up on their feet after that knee drop and now wrangling Stane up in another headlock, pulling him up off the ground and to his feet.. to try to set up for a suplex? This is gonna be a feat for Alex as they go to hoist Solomon up, but Solomon hooks his leg around one of Alex’s! Alex tries to force the lift once again but Solomon keeps himself in place! AND NOW SOLOMON COUNTERS AND TAKES ALEX OVERHEAD- ALEX COMES CRASHING DOWN IN A SITOUT HANGMAN’S NECKBREAKER! THE BACK OF SOLOMON’S NECK GETS DRIVEN DOWN INTO ALEX’S SHOULDER FROM THAT UNEXPECTED COUNTER!!!
Jake Mercer: Solomon stumbles forward holding back of his neck as he somehow managed to stay on his feet, and Alex goes back to the knee that they struck earlier with the chop block, hitting another one! Solomon goes down to a knee and Alex takes off into the ropes, running off of them- SOLOMON STANE COUNTERS AND CONNECTS WITH A HUGE SCOOP POWERSLAM!! SOLOMON RATTLING WITH THE RING WITH THE AMOUNT OF MOMENTUM AND STRENGTH BEHIND THAT, FORCING ALEX MYERS TO THE MAT WITH A QUICKNESS!!!
Stew-O: Alex grabs at their back in pain as they try to turn over but Solomon slaps both hands down onto their head and lifts them to their feet before grabbing them by their shoulder and gear, spinning to gain momentum AND THEN LAUNCHING THEM THROUGH THE TURNBUCKLES SO THAT THEY GO SHOULDER-FIRST INTO THE RING POST!!! ALEX IS HUNG UP BETWEEN THE TURNBUCKLES AND HASN’T MOVED AT ALL SINCE THAT UGLY COLLISION!
Flannery McCoy: Solomon stalks over and peels Alex from the turnbuckles, leaving them on their feet as he starts a series of shoulder thrusts looking to wear down the Voltage Elitist! Alex is getting taken off their feet every time Stane connects and he’s making sure that he doesn’t hold back on the impact! The referee’s count reaches four and Solomon backs away, leaving Alex leaning into the ropes just to keep themselves up before going at them again- ALEX LIFTS THEMSELF UP WITH THE TOP ROPE AS SOLOMON CAME BACK AND FLIPS OVER HIM INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN- NO! SOLOMON STAYS ON HIS FEET WHILE ALEX IS DOWN ON THE MAT! SOLOMON DROPS DOWN SEATED ONTO ALEX’S CHEST, SURELY KNOCKING ALL THE WIND OUT OF THEM! AND SOLOMON STAYS THERE ON TOP FOR THE UNCONVENTIONAL COVER!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
TTTTHHHH-
Stew-O: Somehow, someway, Alex gets the shoulder up! If there’s one thing that Showdown and Dynasty are going to want to be sure to take notice of, it’s the fighting spirit of Team Voltage! No matter what side anyone’s on, there’s no denying that there’s going to be one hell of a fight put up from Voltage!
Jake Mercer: Jeez, go ahead and put your Voltage shirt on why don’t you? 🙄
Stew-O: I’m just trying to be a fair commentator :skip:
Jake Mercer: TRAITOR! You know nothing about brand loyalty and commitment, Stew; it’s sick! But staying committed to his fight is Solomon as he comes off of Alex and lifts them up onto the top turnbuckle with intentions of going for something big here! Solomon climbs the ropes after them and gets to the middle turnbuckle with a number of punches, but Alex isn’t as out as Solomon thought as Alex returns the fire! Alex swinging away and clobbering Solomon in the face! Solomon’s stunned and Alex gets to their feet on the top turnbuckle- ALEX JUMPS ONTO SOLOMON’S SHOULDERS AND TRIES TO FLING HIM OUT OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A HURRICANRANA! ALEX PULLING ON THE ROPES FOR LEVERAGE AS SOLOMON IS PULLED FORWARD- THEY GET HIM! SOLOMON FLIPS OVER THE ROPES AND LANDS OUTSIDE ON THE FLOOR!!!
Flannery McCoy: Alex remains on the apron and gets back to their feet, in a hurry to make it back to the turnbuckles that they climb up, getting to the middle while Solomon was making his way back up to his feet! Alex in position while Solomon gets to vertical base- ALEX WITH THE DIVING CROSSBODY TO THE OUTSIDE! BUT SOLOMON STEPS OUT THE WAY AND ALEX CRASHES NASTILY ON THE FLOOR!! SOLOMON STEPPED OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME AND ALEX PAYS THE PRICE WITH THAT HIGH-RISK FAILURE!
Stew-O: Solomon takes a moment to collect himself before collecting Alex from off the ground, lifting them up in a bearhug AND THEN RUNNING THEM BACK-FIRST INTO THE APRON! ALEX SHOUTS UPON IMPACT BUT THEY BARELY HAVE TIME TO REGISTER IT, AS SOLOMON WHIPS AROUND AND RUNS THEM INTO THE BARRICADE JUST AHEAD! ALEX SHOUTS AGAIN BEFORE GETTING RAN INTO THE APRON ONE MORE TIME BEFORE SOLOMON DROPS HIM, HOLDING ALEX BY THE HEAD NOW BEFORE LAUNCHING THEM INTO THE BARRICADE!!! ALEX HITS WITH A THUD BEFORE FALLING TO THE GROUND, HARDLY MOVING!!!
Jake Mercer: DYNASTY SUPREMACY!!!! 😤
Flannery McCoy: Solomon is just a force to be reckoned with tonight and it’s showing, as Alex is struggling to get themself off the ground knowing that Stane is approaching! Solomon gets them off the ground and easily gets them onto his shoulder, AND SOLOMON RUSHES FORWARD TO THE RING POST LOOKING DRIVE ALEX INTO IT HEAD-FIRST- ALEX GETS DOWN AND SOLOMON GETS HIS HEAD BASHED INTO THE RING POST! ALEX SHOVES HIM HEAD-FIRST INTO THE RING POST THAT WAS INTENDED FOR THEM ONLY FOR THEM TO COUNTER!!! SOLOMON LEANS INTO THE POST, SEEMINGLY BARELY CONSCIOUS BUT MANAGING TO KEEP HIMSELF UP! ALEX HAS OTHER PLANS FOR THAT THOUGH AS THEY GET ONTO THE APRON AND RUN TOWARD SOLOMON, JUMPING ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND FALLS BACK INTO A REVERSE RANA THERE ON THE OUTSIDE!!
Stew-O: And with Solomon laid out, we can see the blood coming down his forehead, no doubt from that ring post shot! Alex has to pull themself up with the help of the apron and goes back to Solomon, grabbing him and getting him back into the ring for the cover!!
OOONNNNEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHRRRR-
Jake Mercer: Solomon kicks out! But Alex doesn’t waste any time as they go right back on the attack, dropping knees to the ribs and kicking at the midsection! Now a jumping double foot stomp to the chest, digging their heels right into that move to make sure they get all of it! Solomon turns away but Alex puts their foot right into Solomon’s back while using one hand to grab at his hair and the other to pull on the leg, wrenching back into a modified bow and arrow stretch! Alex is making sure they have Solomon down for as long as they can!
Flannery McCoy: But they can only hold this for so long as not only is the referee threatening to start a five-count but Solomon is starting to get his way out of it! Alex sends their boot into the middle of Solomon’s back to try to wear him down but Solomon is pushing his way through it, finding a way to turn out of the illegal submission and Alex relents into letting go of the hold, trying to beat Solomon back to a vertical base! Alex grabs Solomon but Solomon starts fighting back, sending shots to the ribs before launching Alex overhead in a back body drop! But Alex lands on their feet and turns RIGHT INTO A HUGE SPINNING BACK FIST FROM SOLOMON!!
Stew-O: WHAT A SHOT!!!! ALEX GETS KNOCKED RIGHT OFF THEIR FEET AND THEY GO DOWN TO THE MAT; I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT TEAM VOLTAGE HAS TO BE THINKING SEEING SOLOMON DISPLAY THAT KIND OF UNRESTRAINED POWER!!! Alex is slow to move, a busted nose visible as they look like they’re wondering where they’re even at right now while Solomon wipes the blood away from his own face before he gets Alex from off the canvas, a hand around Alex’s throat! “TRIUMPH OF TRUTH”!!! THE SITOUT CHOKESLAM CONNECTS AND SOLOMON HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
TTTTHHHHHHRRRRREE-
Stew-O: ALEX MYERS KICKS OUT!!!
Jake Mercer: Solomon drags Alex up and sends them across the ring with a mighty biel throw into the corner, Alex crashing against the turnbuckles! Solomon makes his way over, kicking and stomping on Myers until the referee starts to threaten disqualification with a five count, causing Stane to back off before five! The referee arguing with Stane about the rules of the ring while Alex uses the turnbuckles to get up. Solomon pushing past the referee just to get a kick to the face! Alex kicking at the leg that they’ve targeted at times throughout the match and now getting Solomon in a headscissors!
Flannery McCoy: But whatever Alex had in mind is seemingly blocked by Solomon! Solomon carrying them out the corner with them on his shoulders and going to the ropes! SOLOMON DROPS ALEX AGAINST THE ROPES TO SET UP FOR “BACK TO HELL”- ALEX USES THE MOMENTUM FROM THE ROPES TO FLIP OVER SOLOMON INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN!! THIS TIME THEY GET HIM AND THE REFEREE DROPS TO MAKE THE COUNT!!!
OOONNNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHHHRR-
Stew-O: Solomon kicks out and the two of them race to their feet, Alex ducking a clothesline and Solomon runs the ropes to come back for a kick but Alex catches the leg! Alex connects with an elbow to the knee and then a kick to the back of the leg before falling over into a leg whip! Alex running as they aim to hit a senton on Solomon only to miss as Solomon rolls out the way and they both go to get up, Solomon beating them to it and charges for the big boot only for Alex to pull down the top rope and Solomon goes out to the apron!
Jake Mercer: ALEX WITH A DROPKICK TO THE LEGS AND SOLOMON GOES DOWN ON THE OUTSIDE, HIS FACE BOUNCING OFF THE APRON! Alex gets out onto the apron while Solomon is still down! “DOCTOR SLEEP”!!! THE DIVING KNEES TO THE HEAD OF A DOWN SOLOMON STANE AND THE GIANT ISN’T EVEN MOVING!! Alex has to take a moment before they get Solomon from off the ground, having to work Solomon back into the ring before rolling into it after getting him in, and Alex goes for the cover!
OOONNNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRRREEEE!!!
Stew-O: SOLOMON STANE WITH THE KICK OUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Alex sits up wiping away at their bloody nose and looking down at Solomon, who’s just beginning to stir! Alex comes to stand up as Solomon is slowly but surely making his way up, getting to his knees RIGHT INTO A SHOOT KICK ACROSS THE CHEST! Solomon somehow manages to stay up AND ALEX HITS ANOTHER KICK TO THE CHEST! Solomon is still up as Alex delivers another and another, LANDING RAPID-FIRE KICKS ONE AFTER THE OTHER! SOLOMON IS STILL UP THOUGH AND ALEX PULLS BACK BEFORE GOING FOR ANOTHER-
Stew-O: SOLOMON DUCKS AND LIFTS ALEX UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! ALEX WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD AND SOLOMON MAKES IT UP TO HIS FEET, ALEX IN THAT PRECARIOUS POSITION AND SOLOMON FALLS BACK INTO AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP!!! ALEX GETS DROPPED ON THEIR BACK AND THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD COLLIDES WITH THE CANVAS!!!
Jake Mercer: Solomon makes it up first and Alex is trying to trudge to the ropes, Solomon letting them only get so far before yanking on the leg to pull them back to the middle of the ring, stomping on the middle of their back as soon as he has them back in front of him! Solomon hoisting Alex up BUT ALEX TWISTS INTO A GUILLOTINE CHOKE!! ALEX TRYING TO FORCE A SUBMISSION VICTORY AS SOLOMON HAS TO FIND A WAY OUT BUT ALEX HAS THIS ONE HELD ON, TRYING TO KEEP THIS APPLIED AS SOLOMON IS STILL ON HIS FEET!
Flannery McCoy: ALEX WRENCHES ON THE HOLD BUT SOLOMON IS STILL STANDING, CLUBBING AT ALEX’S BACK! ALEX CAN CLEARLY BE SEEN TRYING TO DESPERATELY HOLD ONTO THIS MOMENT BUT SOLOMON IS JUST TOO DETERMINED TO STAY IN THIS! Alex shouts for him to tap out or pass out, Solomon going still for a moment- SOLOMON ROARS AS HE WORKS ALEX OFF OF HIM, LIFTING ALEX OUT OF THE MOVE AND INTO THE AIR! SOLOMON CONNECTS WITH A VERTICAL SUPLEX!!!
Stew-O: Solomon pushes himself up to his feet under his own power while Alex is writhing on the mat from the suplex still, and reaches back down to get his hand around Alex’s throat! Solomon lifts them up and doesn’t even get them on their feet, instead pulling them as soon he’s got them in the air AND TAKES OFF INTO THE CORNER WHERE THEY GET RAN INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! ALEX GETS FORCED AGAINST THEM WITH A THUD AND SOLOMON UNLEASHES A FLURRY OF SHOTS ON ALEX IN THE CORNER!!! Solomon sets them up on the top turnbuckle-
Flannery McCoy: A KICK TO THE FACE SENDS SOLOMON BACK!!! Alex isn’t out of this just yet! Alex gets their way up to stand on the top turnbuckle with Solomon just out in front of them! AND ALEX LEAPS OUT AT SOLOMON FOR A CROSSBODY JUST TO GET CAUGHT ON SOLOMON’S SHOULDERS!! ALEX IS FLAILING AS SOLOMON MAKES HIS WAY BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, ALEX ON HIS SHOULDERS!! WE SAW THIS SET-UP LAST WEEK WHEN HE BEAT BLACK SHAMROCK-
Jake Mercer: APPARENTLY SO DID ALEX, BECAUSE THEY KNEW WHAT WAS COMING AND JUST ELBOWED THE HELL OUT OF SOLOMON’S HEAD UNTIL THEY WERE ABLE TO FORCE THEIR WAY DOWN!! ALEX SLIPPING DOWN BEHIND SOLOMON- ANOTHER CHOP BLOCK BY ALEX!!! HE’S GONE BACK TO THE KNEE ONCE AGAIN AND SOLOMON IS DOWN ON A KNEE! ALEX WITH A VICIOUS SPINNING HEEL KICK, TRYING TO TAKE SOLOMON’S HEAD RIGHT OFF AND SOLOMON IS OUT!!! GET UP, SOLOMON!!! GET UP!!!
Stew-O: HE CAN’T HEAR YOU! ACTUALLY, I DON’T THINK HE CAN HEAR ANYTHING AFTER THAT; HE’S GOTTA BE OUT! And Alex seems to think that too, going right up into the corner and climbing the turnbuckles, going all the way up top! “SINNER’S LULLABLY”!!! THE COFFIN DROP RIGHT ONTO SOLOMON AND ALEX GETS ALL OF IT!!! ALEX TURNS OVER TO MAKE THE COVER!!!
OOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘While She Sleeps’ by New World Torture begins to play to a mixed reaction, Alex slowly coming up off of Solomon and to their feet while the referee goes to raise their hand!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. ALEX MYERS!!!
Stew-O: This Divide and Conquer Preview Match was definitely a battle and I’m sure we can expect the same thing once we’ve got all the competitors in the ring come Territorial Invasion!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, and Dynasty – and Showdown, I guess 🙄 – aren’t gonna let Voltage win when it comes down to it! Solomon just let Alex have this one to give Voltage a false sense of security; it’s all a plan to lure Voltage into thinking they’ve got it easy, believe me!
Flannery McCoy: :mjpls: Somehow I doubt that’s the plan, Jake. But actually, I think seeing this match should inspire the Divide and Conquer competitors to bring everything they’ve got and fight like hell, just like saw here from both Solomon and Alex! Solomon was definitely showing what he can be capable of and Alex found it hard at times to counter that, even if Alex did have moments where they were able to get in control of things over Solomon, but when it came down to it, Alex was able to get out of a tough spot and get the win!
(Alex continues on celebrating in the ring, smirking at Solomon who is down and out still, before going around the ring and taunting the crowd before the scene fades out!)
(A commercial is shown for the Male Divide & Conquer match with Dynasty and Showdown going up against Voltage at Territorial Invasion.)
Stew-O: We have a blockbuster main event tonight between World Heavyweight Champion Xander Payne vs one third of Team Dynasty Andre Walker. This is an incredible bout many are anticipating to be not only a match of the year candidate here on Dynasty but also a preview of a potential World Championship bout down the line!
Flannery McCoy: Hate him or love him, Andre Walker is on the upswing in terms of momentum and Xander Payne has had one hell of a reign so far.
Jake Mercer: I think this match and him being picked to team with The Visual Prophet in this seasons Stadium Stampede spectacle will be a huge opportunity for Dre Day Walkah!!! I imagine Albert Hitchman will use these two matches as rallying cries for Andre and lobby for a championship match soon as possible!
Stew-O: Speaking of “rallies”…let’s cut to a special pretaped pep rally that was held at The Visual Prophet Leadership Academy as Team Captain Viz held a special showcase in front of his students and their families with some special guests involved as well!
[SCREENBAR: EARLIER IN THE WEEK.]
(The scene begins as we see The Visual Prophet Leadership Academy facility. We see the auditorium full of children and parents as the vast majority of the 100% African American crowd is cheering and chanting as The VPLA mascot KIMMY The Tiger is seen on stage waving a VPLA and a Dynasty flag together. We see the stage adorned by the Purple and gold signature colors of bathe Propheteers is seen as on stage sits the board of directors that help run the school as well as a few of the wealthy donors. One of the more familiar faces is Tyler Perry, having notoriously donated 1.3 Million to VPLA for current and future interests, namely a movie studio quality film and television program. As the VPLA band plays a few feet from the stage, out struts Dr. Angelo D’Angelo from backstage. Angelo is wearing a bright red king cloth VPLA polo collared shirt with a pair of slacks and chancletas.)
VPLA Crowd: V-P-L-A! V-P-L-A! V-P-L-A!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: IT IS LOOKING REAL BLACK UP IN HERE, YA’LL!!
VPLA Crowd: https://tenor.com/view/kids-dancing-move-it-ayye-lit-gif-11109990
(The audience rejoices as the building is rocking back and forth from the excitement.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Not only is it mad ethnic right now…it’s more beautiful than a glass a water in the desert and I’m just so happy and blessed to be apart of the VPLA. The Visual Prophet has empowered me with the privilege to empower you and we have started this journey off perfectly. While schools across the country are setting children back educationally, failing them nutritionally, and disrespecting them health wise…The VPLA has EXCELLED in every statistical parameter one may choose to use as a measurement. Simply put, VPLA is like the army or better yet the navy and we are on track to create some of the most talented, gifted, and incredible black human beings this soil has ever seen. This is all thanks to the men and women on this stage, to the people in this crowd, and to you children for being out pride and joy every time you put those VPLA uniforms on. Thanks also must go back to the creator. The founder. The leader of the Leadership Academy. But first, we must address why we are here tonight. We are gathered her to salute The Founder and his two selected partners as they head to the wickedly white EAW promotion’s annual Territorial Invasion event. We are here to help give The Founder the motivation he needs to lead his two partners as he has lead you all so far this year. We are gathered here to-
???: Enough talking from you, I’ve got it from here!
(Out struts the white skinned manager of Andre Walker, Albert Hitchman. The building instantly begins booing and heckling as Hitchman stands at the podium and adjusts his tie.)
Albert Hitchman: Hmph. I see a lot of…wait what are they chanting.
(The crowd is not unified as they begin chanting. Dr. Angelo walks back to the podium with a smirk on his face.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Hmm…far as my ears can tell…sounds like these intelligent folks are chanting “FAT ELEPHANT CAC” at you.
Albert Hitchman: Excuse me?
VPLA Crowd: *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* FAT ELEPHANT CAC!!! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* FAT ELEPHANT CAC!!! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* FAT ELEPHANT CAC!!!
Albert Hitchman: Rude. Unsavory. This is what you people are teaching these children? They clearly don’t have a chance.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Woah, now. What do you mean by “You People”? You won’t make it out of here alive with that type of rhetoric, Albert Hitch-CAC!
???: Anybody touch him and I’ll feed them this fist. That goes for the children, too.
(Silence befalls the crowd as out walks the snarly and intense Andre Walker. Andre has his head high as Albert begins smirking. The crowd begins booing as Andre reaches the podium and stares a hole into Dr. Angelo.)
Andre Walker: Now, I get this is y’all school but…we’ve got EAW cameras all over this place and Hitchman and I aren’t here to give all the spotlight on this humanitarian hoopla that our Team Captain seems so desperately want to become a focal point. I’m here by request by said Team Captain to bring the forever burning spotlight that I occupy to this place while also sending a warning shot to our opponents at Territorial Invasion. I’m highly educated myself, in ways likely nobody on the staff of this school could ever compare to. I know for a fact that “The Founder” hasn’t seen any institutions that I have. With that said, I come in theoretical peace as The Visual Prophet believes that I can be a key member to this Dynasty team headed into Stadium Stampede. For that, I agree to donate a small amount to your gaudy school and ultimately agree to help secure the victory for us at Territorial Invasion. I don’t agree with Viz morally. I’m not walking into this show hoping we hold hands and sing songs or anything of that nature. I am the future of professional wrestling and I’ve made that abundantly clear for a while now. I’m the man that’s clearly destined to hold World Championship gold and the sooner rather than later will this prediction be realized. I team with two former World Champions as we take over several former World Champions and current one as well. I am a main eventer unlike my perceived rivals. I am every bit as immaculate as I’ve said I am. Territorial Invasion won’t be me elevating to a new plateau even if that’s how others perceive it for me. Stadium Stampede is me ripping the blinders off your blindfold covered eyes and showing you that I’ve been at the top of this industry for a while now already. All I-
(The VPLA band leader begins counting loudly as he interrupts Andre Walker.)
VPLA Band Leader: 1…2…3!
(Suddenly, the sound of “Faneto” by Chief Keef is played by the band. Andre Walker stands with his mouth ajar as he and Hitchman turn to see a turnt up SOSA Henderson appear. The crowd cheers but it’s a mixed cheer as while his entrance music is incredible, SOSA Henderson still isn’t a savory or beloved character. The apparent split comes as the children cheer but the elders of the children boo. SOSA appears wearing a pair of Dior denim in the form of a jacket and pants with a pair of all white Air Force Ones on his feet. SOSA’s eyes are covered in black shades as he stands next to Andre Walker who looked annoyed as ever.)
SOSA Henderson: Yea, nobody came to hear you talk about how fire you are gonna be or what you supposed to be looked at as. You tried to downplay my career in the past but you still not sniffing my run, junior. Take your used to be black, used to be white, currently brown ass backstage and enjoy some of that catering Viz paying for. These black kids rather hear me talk that talk anyway. Right?
VPLA Children: SOSA!!! SOSA!!! SOSA!!!
VPLA Adults: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Andre Walker: We are supposed to show unity tonight and this is how you behave? How do you expect us to be successful if you just come out here undermining me? Don’t forget, I was chosen to be on this team before you!
SOSA Henderson: That’s cool, it’s clear Viz has been recruiting me for months now. Ever since this season started. He was trying to get me on his side even ahead of our main event match on the debut show of this season. We have had our differences but the mutual respect is what brought this team together. Me and Viz got a history going way back to the New Breed Championship days we shared. We damn near Eskimo brothers word to Serena Bennett. Thing is, as card carrying SAG members, Hollywood SOSA and Netflix Viz got more than enough star power by ourselves to bring as many eyes as possible to Territorial Invasion. Not to mention the fact we’ve both won World Championships while you pride yourself off of just being in the ring with former World Champions and World title contenders. You might have been picked first but you still the third piece of this trio.
Andre Walker: It sounds like you got a problem, SOSA.
SOSA Henderson: I don’t have a problem unless YOU think it’s a problem but let’s settle this little tension right now. We got a war ahead of us. We both have been selected to represent Dynasty. You want to be in this position because you feel like you belong in that main event spotlight. I’m coming off a World Championship robbery and the only way I’m going to earn another shot at that belt is by being successful in matches like this. It’s a lot at stake and I’m not second guessing my teammates UNLESS they make me do so. Viz and I have an understanding. Me and you aren’t as clear. You talking about what you want to do, how you want to be seen, and all this selfish shit. Cool. I’m not that different before my own matches but this a three vs three vs three main event on one of the biggest shows ever. We can’t afford to not move like a unit. So…enough solo ego stroking. Either you stroking all three egos or you shutting that mouth.
???: Ayo…
(We see once again the VPLA band leader as he takes that “Ayo” as a cue.)
VPLA Band Leader: 1…2…3! LETS GO!!!
(Suddenly, the VPLA marching band begins playing “Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen as out slowly struts The Visual Prophet.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :wow: Haven’t heard that in a minute!
(Viz walks to the podium as he fist bumps SOSA and gives a head nod to Andre Walker. Both men take a step back as does Albert Hitchman and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo. We see VPLA mascot Kimmy The Tiger finally stop dancing as even it stands in attention.)
The Visual Prophet: May we all rise as we say our daily creed.
(Viz raises one hand as in perfect unison, every single person in the crowd from child to elder stood simultaneously in an almost uncomfortably sequence. Andre and SOSA both make a look at one another as Hitchman begins to squint. Viz keeps his hand in the air as he has his fingers spread apart.)
The Visual Prophet: Repeat after me…WE SHALL BE…
VPLA Crowd: WE SHALL BE!!!
The Visual Prophet: UNAPOLOGETICALLY BLACK AS CAN BE…
VPLA Crowd: UNAPOLOGETICALLY BLACK AS CAN BE!!!
The Visual Prophet: For all to hear and all to see…
VPLA Crowd: FOR ALL TO HEAR AND ALL TO SEE!!
The Visual Prophet: Until the world is as black as you and me…
VPLA Crowd: UNTIL THE WORLD IS AS BLACK AS YOU AND ME!!!
The Visual Prophet: For all times. Always.
VPLA Crowd: FOR ALL TIMES! ALWAYS!!
(Andre leans over to SOSA.)
Andre Walkers: Hey, this is low key…
SOSA Henderson: Terrifying? Yeah.
The Visual Prophet: Nothing to be afraid of, gentlemen. You all may be seated now.
(Viz lowers his hand as everyone in the crowd sits as his hand reaches his side.)
The Visual Prophet: This is no different than what happens in schools across the country every single day. Some schools force children to rally behind pro United States creeds via singing the anthem while standing and saluting a flag. That’s a message we don’t 100% subscribe to. But, the technique of unifying these black children behind a motto or creed is one we do support. Seeing this many black faces unified might be uncomfortable for some but it shouldn’t be for you, SOSA. Maybe if Andre didn’t slip, fall, and barrel roll into whatever bleaching agent he did…nevermind. This isn’t about what race Andre Walker decides to identify as in a week or so. This is about me and you two taking the best Showdown and Voltage has to over and stomping it into the earth at Territorial Invasion.
(Viz feels a bead of sweat start to drip down the side of his face as Kimmy the Tiger the Mascot rushes over to reveal a purple and gold handkerchief and begins to wipe the sweat off Viz’s forehead.)
The Visual Prophet: Thank you, Kimmy!
Kimmy The Tiger the Mascot: Rawr Rawr, Viz!
The Visual Prophet: I see a man with ungodly white teeth and aspirations of greatness. I also see a guy who has had cigarette breath strong enough to daze an elephant but also has feet quicker than lightning. I see two men who I have chosen to go to war with and I see two men I promise I will lead to ultimate victory at Territorial Invasion. In front of us, a representation of who will be watching us succeed and dominate at Stadium Stampede. As a commemoration of our future celebration, SOSA and Andre have both agreed to donate their ENTIRE earnings for Territorial Invasion to THE Visual Prophet Leadership Academy as we strive to build the first ever professional wrestling school in downtown Detroit Michigan in their honor!
Andre Walker: Wait, what? My entire pay check for Territorial Invasion?
SOSA Henderson: Ayo, what the???
(Suddenly, the band begins playing “Way 2 Sexy” by Drake featuring Future and Young Thug as Viz points off stage. Out comes the infamous Hasbulla Magomedov carrying a comically large check with the exact amount that SOSA and Andre are set to be paid at Territorial Invasion as the number on it.)
Andre Walker: HASBULLA?!?
Hasbulla Magomedov: https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-hasbullah-hasbik-trending-viral-gif-21894027
(Hasbulla waves at Andre before raising the check above his head high.)
SOSA Henderson: I must be high right now!
The Visual Prophet: https://tenor.com/view/drake-dancing-drake-dance-certified-lover-boy-clb-gif-22953164
(The scene begins to fade as Viz continues hip thrusting as the crowd cheers and Andre and SOSA try to make sense of him taking their Territorial Invasion checks.)
(As Friday Night Dynasty continues, Dynasty’s General Manager can be seen in front of a slew of security guard members, all of them standing in the ring among the sea of fans that populate the stands of the BJCC Arena here in Birmingham, Alabama! He takes a moment to wave out at the masses in attendance with a smile on his fans as they cheer, excited to see him taking the time to address them in person and out in the ring where any and all action can take place right there before their very eyes. With a microphone already in hand, StarrStan raises it up to finally speak after giving them time for the warm reception that he’s received since coming down from the backstage area.)
StarrStan: Territorial Invasion comes to you all LIVE next week, and I’m proud to say that Dynasty is bringing their best into this tri-branded event as we do every year! I can look up and down the lineup of matches that’s being presented for every last one of you to witness and see that there’s not a single Dynasty Elitist who won’t be bringing their very best! As the General Manager, I couldn’t possibly ask for much more of my deeply talented roster other than to showcase why we are exactly at the forefront of EAW programming: we’ll see the men’s Divide and Conquer Match with Dynasty Elitists ready to establish themselves as men to watch; the Brand Warfare Match, featuring men from Dynasty who’ve all got plenty to prove; the Stadium Stampede Match, where the team that The Visual Prophet has assembled will surely prove to be sensational; Harlow and Xavier defending the Unified Tag Team Championships against Voltage’s Candice Blair and Danny Tanner; Ximena Velasquez as she looks to shine in competing for the Universal Women’s Championship against Sunday Night Voltage’s Ms. Extreme; and our World Heavyweight Championship Match puts the spotlight on the defending Champion, Xander Payne, and former EAW World Champion, Andrea Valentine, as the two of them compete for one of the biggest Championships in EAW history!
(Dynasty’s crowd booms with cheers and excitement as Starr appears more than pleased to have their support, leaving him feeling emboldened and just that much more sure of the must-see talent that he’s got harboring on his brand. With plenty of eye-catching names landing on Dynasty through the draft and now representing Dynasty in various ways on the Territorial Invasion card, StarrStan and Friday Night Dynasty loyalists are sure that they’ll all be able to deliver on the hype!)
StarrStan: But it’s that last match in particular as to why I’m here with this security standing behind me, because I could tell from their contract signing from the other week that these two are from done. Our World Heavyweight Champion and his challenger most definitely had plenty more to say – I could see that from Xander and, knowing Andrea, she’d have been just as fine speaking her mind. While things between Andrea Valentine and Xander Payne were tense and on the verge of getting heated, we’ve seen the two of them get physical in this very ring without any hesitation from either side. Now, I’ve got no intention of letting things play out like that here tonight…
(The crowd begins to boo, obviously wanting to see the competitors of the World Heavyweight Championship match at the tri-branded FPV offer another preview of the fights that they plan to bring to one another! StarrStan nods his head in an understanding manner but motions with his hand for the fans in the crowd to settle down and let him finish; there’s definitely more to come with what he’s got to say.)
StarrStan: That said, I do want to give the both of them this time to get their final thoughts out ahead of their anticipated match-up, so that they both can get their last word in without things coming to blows. I believe that the both of them will be able to do that, but just in case… well, that’s what these guys are for.
(StarrStan chuckles as he motions back over his shoulder without even giving the security guards a look.)
StarrStan: So, without much more delay, please welcome to the ring: ANNNDDDRRREEEAAAA VALLLLENNNNTIIIINNNEEE!!!
(‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX begins to play into the arena to the sound of the audience’s boisterous cheers and excitement, and Andrea Valentine makes her way out onto the stage with a wide smile on her face! The former EAW World Champion waves out at the crowd before making her way down the ramp, pointing out at fans along the way!)
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine had quite a rough time on Friday Night Dynasty last Season but she’s come back around this time ready to have a completely different experience and give the competition she meets in the ring one as well, as she’s met some familiar faces in the ring so far!
Flannery McCoy: From Xavier Williams and The Visual Prophet, to Bronson Daniels, SOSA Henderson and Andre Walker, Andrea has been in the ring with quite some prolific adversaries!
Jake Mercer: And then there’s Xander Payne, who defeated her toward the beginning of Season 14, which leaves everyone wondering if she’ll have it in her to turn the tide this time like she did against Viz back at Operation: Doomsday!
(Andrea makes her way up the steps and she steps through the ropes, waving from the ring at the crowd before taking a spot on the far side as directed by StarrStan. She raises her hands out in front of her as if to indicate that he doesn’t have to remind her to keep things civil, before Starr hands her a microphone. ‘Roll With Me’ fades out and there’s a moment of silence, the crowd buzzing with anticipation for Xander to make his way out. Andrea stands with her free hand on her hip, looking impatient before StarrStan introduces the World Champion of his brand.)
StarrStan: Next, the World Heavyweight Champion himself…. XAAAAANNNNNDEEERRRR PAAAYYYYNNNNNEEEE!!!
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill comes blaring into the arena and the crowd doesn’t waste any time sweeping themselves up into deafening boos for the Champion, who makes his way out looking not at all affected by the reception he receives. Xander pauses for a moment on the stage, shaking his head as he looks around at the sea of faces that clearly would be more than happy to see him lose the World Championship that’s draped over his shoulder, but even they know that’s easier said than done. Xander makes his way down the ramp, looking unimpressed and as if under the impression that he’s having his time wasted.)
Jake Mercer: This is the man who somehow at Pain for Pride this year, managed to defeat… get a win over… I can’t even bring myself to say it :mjcry:
Flannery McCoy: I’ll take this one: Xander Payne got one of the biggest victories in his career at Pain for Pride 14 over the legendary Impact, successfully defending the World Heavyweight Championship! But Xander’s reign has gone beyond that so far, having defeated SOSA Henderson back at Operation: Doomsday, and now he looks to successfully defend his World Heavyweight Title against the woman standing in the ring, who’s staring him down rather intensely right now!
Stew-O: These two are sure to put it all on the line and I’m sure that Andrea’s going to put up a fight against Xander to win that World Heavyweight Championship, but a lot of people have underestimated what Xander’s been wanting to bring to the table. I often get the impression that people have expected Xander to underperform, but he’s shined when it’s come to making sure that he keeps his spot at the top!
(Xander enters the ring by heading up the steps and he comes into the ring looking Andrea up and down, not intimidated and certainly not seeing a threat. Neither of them shows any sign of trepidation or concern, which prompts StarrStan to hand Xander a microphone as well. ‘It Follows’ fades out and the two soon-to-be opponents continue to stare one another down. Andrea raises her microphone to speak but Xander quickly cuts in on his own microphone, shaking his head with a smirk as he looks down at Andrea.)
Xander Payne: No, I’m the Champion here, Andrea, I’ll go ahead and speak first because what I’ve got to say is going to end up being what’s most important anyway.
(Andrea rolls her eyes in blatant annoyance while Xander seems more than pleased with the reaction, before he raises his microphone again to continue on speaking.)
Xander Payne: See, what you fail to realize, Andrea, is that what you think is going to happen at Territorial Invasion is ultimately going to turn out to be something that was way too far out of your reach. What you’re trying to do is defeat a God, you’re trying to defeat a man who’s gone beyond expectations and beyond the limits that competitors like you – competitors who say that they have what it takes to defeat someone like me – just aren’t ready or prepared to go to. I’ve faced competitors who have been to the top and with every defense I’ve had against them, I’ve done nothing but reign supreme. I’ve been the one who stands tall, I’ve been the one who’s dominating everything in the end because that is all that I’ve come to know, that’s all that I’ve made this Championship reign about because I know that it’s my duty to show everyone that for as long as I’ve had to fight for this moment that it’s NOT going to end as soon as they’d like. I have to hear it from the locker room, I have to hear from these ignorant ants in the stands that Xander Payne doesn’t deserve his spot, he doesn’t deserve the World Heavyweight Championship – and yet they can’t say exactly why that is when I’m shutting up every person that they want to declare their hero who can take this from me!
Xander Payne: I came out here and I was booed, I was jeered, I was met with the utmost contempt – and for what? All I’ve done is live up to my word, all I’ve done is show everyone that my words aren’t just flimsy promises that I cast out into the world on hope and a whim wondering if anyone will actually believe me – and everyone hates me for it. It makes no sense to me, but neither did the tag team bouts that you and I are met with for weeks in a row after you became the number one contender to what will still be my World Heavyweight Championship after Territorial Invasion – and I’ve long since given up on trying to understand the ways of the thinking people jump through hoops for just to discredit me. What everyone doesn’t realize just yet, what they don’t want to accept, is that I’ve done far more good for this World Heavyweight Championship than the likes of Charlie Marr, Impact, or SOSA Henderson could in this day and age because I know that this has been where I’ve belonged all along and I’ve shown that every time I get on the mic, every time I get into the ring. That’s why I hope you see what I’ve done this past few weeks, Andrea, I hope that you truly have been watching closely, taking notes, studying the tapes, looking for any glimmer of hope that you might do the unthinkable – but unfortunately for you, all you’ll have seen is me being dominant and being the assertive Champion that this brand has needed! I’ve come out here every week with pride, with honor that so much of that locker room oh-so-clearly lacks-
(Xander is cut off by the noise of the crowd and both he and Andrea look around the arena – Valentine not looking surprised at all by their response to his disrespect of Friday Night Dynasty’s hard-working roster, while Xander doesn’t look fazed at all.)
Xander Payne: I’ve been consistent with my actions to match the words I speak every time, and that’s why when it comes down to it, knowing that there’s no one on this roster that truly presents themselves as a challenge, I’ll retire with this goddamn Championship if I have to! Because when it comes to situations involving Xander Payne and Championship gold, I’m coming out on top in every situation and Territorial Invasion is going to be absolutely no different whatsoever. That’s an outcome you and everyone else are just going to have to simply accept.
(Xander lowers his microphone, confident and sure of himself just that much more now as if that was possible at all considering the way everyone knows him to be as it is. Andrea couldn’t look more done with Xander’s speech and rolls her eyes; she clearly would’ve been more than happy doing this and sharing her thoughts by herself.)
Andrea Valentine: So, are you done? Was that it? I’m just asking to be sure since you clearly enjoy listening to yourself speak just for the sake of it at this point, when really, I can promise you that everyone here could do without hearing you at all! Truthfully, I’m tired of all this bickering with you because it goes nowhere every time: you try to make yourself out to be so big and bad like I couldn’t possibly defeat you, like I couldn’t possibly be the one to bring you down, and it’s the same thing every time like you expect to get a different reaction. What do you think is going to happen, Xander? That me or anyone else will actually start to believe you? I get that my Season 14 was awful but I’ve clearly shown myself to be beyond what played out then, that I’m better than a lot of the shit that I was in or the situations that I was going through. I’ve proven that the things that held me back before aren’t going to get in my way now and that’s what’s important, that’s what I’ve been showing to everyone consistently since this Season started – and I’m not going to let you get in my way this time either.
Andrea Valentine: The last time you and I were in the ring together as opponents, you were defeating me right here on Dynasty just a month or two before I got traded to Showdown. I’m not going to stand around and make excuses for that, I’m not going to call that a fluke or say that all you did was get lucky, but it’s definitely not something that I’m thinking about letting have some effect on me to bring me down or have me thinking twice. That’s a victory you can hold onto and lean on if you feel like it, but showing how different things can be this time around has been what I’ve made a lot of this about and I can do the same thing at Territorial Invasion like I’ve been doing already. What you’ve really been consistent at more than anything, Xander, is spewing your bullshit that you don’t think that there’s anyone on Dynasy who can stop you and while that’s proven to be false plenty of times already this season, there’s still Territorial Invasion for me to be the woman who steps up to the plate and shuts all that shit down. What I’ve done so far this Season has shown that I’m more than ready to make the most the chances that I get, more than ready to have a match like the one I’ll be walking into at Territorial Invasion – and what I’m going to do next is show the world that I was more than ready to go into our Championship match and rip that World Heavyweight Championship right from you!
(The crowd cheers, completely behind the challenger for the World Heavyweight Championship and Xander shakes his head in disbelief – not surprised but so clearly underwhelmed with the audience.)
Xander Payne: The crowd might be all for you beating me, but they’ve just walked away from the matches disappointed where I’ve beaten all their favorites and those they’ve held in such high regard, that they’re willing to take anyone at this point! It’s gotten sad, it’s gotten disgusting, but it just goes to show the state that Dynasty’s in where they’ll cheer on someone who had a shit Season just before this one and hope that you don’t fuck everything up now. This brand needs me as the World Heavyweight Champion, not some 100-pound blonde bitch who’s still trying to recover from spiraling out of control.
Andrea Valentine: And if not me, then who? Because we all know in your eyes, Xander, there’s never going to be anyone who’s worthy enough to strip you of the World Heavyweight Championship – but the great thing about shit like that is that no one’s looking for your approval, no one’s looking to Xander Payne for answers about things like that because you’re just not that guy. Because who you are, is someone who let that World Championship go right to your head and you put yourself on a pedestal that I’m more than willing to be the one who knocks the whole thing right the hell over to bring you tumbling down! I know that I’m capable of winning where it counts and this is going to be another moment where I prove that – me becoming the World Heavyweight Champion is something I’m ready to step up and do, something I’m ready to accomplish at your expense, but I know you aren’t ready to deal with the reality of me being the one who finally does it.
Xander Payne: That’s not a reality that I have to prepare for, Andrea, because it’s never going to happen. It’s a reality that only exists inside your head, and you know how I know that? Because it’s the same one that existed in SOSA’s mind, in Impact’s mind, in Charlie’s mind – and what you’ve all got in common as that you’re all trying to get your hands on a World Championship by having to go through me only for me to prove to be the roadblock that none of you truly wanted to have to try – and fail – to get through. Losing to me meant showing that all of you who had your turn, had your chance weren’t able to keep up with me in the end, couldn’t keep up the new standard that I’ve set as the World Heavyweight Champion that so many people wish that they could be – and that’s going to be the outcome for you at Territorial Invasion, Andrea. You’re going to be disappointed, so is everyone else who’s been on your side since you decided to turn over a new leaf for the new Season, but just like you disappointed everyone last year the same FPV it’s going to be nothing new and I can assure you of that much.
(The mention of last year’s Territorial Invasion has Andrea tensing for a moment, looking down at the mat as the match against The Visual Prophet seems to strike something in her. Everyone knows that what followed afterward in Season 14 was nothing that showed Andrea in the best light and the path she had went down took a turn for the worst. But now, inside the ring, Andrea begins to nod her head before bringing her eyes back up to Xander.)
Andrea Valentine: You’re right, Xander, last year’s Territorial Invasion was a disappointment on my end in a lot of ways, but the thing about that is I’ve acknowledged that already and I’ve said nearly as much about that as you have. But the difference is that between last year’s match against you and last year’s match against Viz, I’m not looking at those things as the indicators of what’s to come next for me. You wanna try to replicate what Viz did in defeating me and retaining the World Heavyweight Championship? I wouldn’t expect anything less from someone who’d have to defend their Championship in a situation like this – but I’m not anticipating that same outcome on the second time around. What I’m going to make happen is history and I’m ready for all of that. That’s what I’m anticipating and that’s what I’m going to work for, because while you have another one of your little episodes where you’re sitting in the back with the cheapest black eyeliner on in some dark and lonely room backstage, I’ll be carrying that World Heavyweight championship with pride despite everyone who wanted to doubt that I was capable of something like that.
Xander Payne: Is that what you think? Because I can’t wait to crush those dreams under my boot, to give you the slap of reality that you so desperately need that reminds you that the world has progressed beyond the need for former Champions like you looking for just a few more minutes in the spotlight! You’re going to end up just like everyone else who tried to step up and bring me down – you might not want to acknowledge that now, but when that time comes, you’ll know that I ensured the world that they didn’t need to see another run where Andrea Valentine stands as the World Champion and that’s something I know everyone will be thanking me for.
Andrea Valentine: You’re saying that like people haven’t been on the edges of their seats wanting someone to bring you down, like people on this roster haven’t been practically begging in public for the people you’ve defended against already to have been the ones who finally took that World Heavyweight Championship from you! If anyone’s going to be getting thanked for anything around here as far as our World Championship match goes, it’s going to be me for being the woman who finally ended your reign. I thought that maybe going out and doing everything possible for becoming a World Champion for a second time was going to be something I did just for myself, but from the way things sound, ensuring that I do absolutely everything possible to put a stop to your bullshit is going to be me doing Friday Night Dynasty nothing but the biggest favor ever!
(Andrea laughs into her microphone and Xander sends a glare her way, the crowd in attendance for Dynasty cheering and their volume grows in support! Xander shakes his head, getting frustrated as he looks around and his eyes land back on the challenger, Andrea grinning and motioning for the title! But that just seems to set Xander off as he goes right after Andrea!)
Stew-O: XANDER PAYNE JUST LUNGED AT ANDREA AND STRUCK HER RIGHT OVER THE HEAD WITH THE MICROPHONE! ANDREA GOES DOWN AND XANDER SNATCHES HER UP BY HER HAIR, BRINGING HER UP TO HER FEET BUT KEEPING HER HEAD DOWN AS HE PUNCHES HER, SENDING SHOTS TO THE TOP AND BACK OF HER HEAD! STARRSTAN IS SHOUTING FOR SECURITY TO GET CONTROL OF THE SITUATION!
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER’S PROVING TO BE MORE TROUBLE THAN STARRSTAN ANTICIPATED, AS THEY CAN BARELY PRY HIM AWAY FROM ANDREA! BUT LOOK! ANDREA’S TRYING TO FIGHT BACK AND SHE’S PUNCHING AT XANDER AND KICKING AT HIS LEGS, BEFORE FINALLY THROWING HER ARMS UP PAST HIS TO BREAK FREE AND START FIRING OFF RIGHT BACK! ANDREA THROWING PUNCHES AT XANDER AND THE TWO OF THEM ARE RIGHT ON EACH OTHER, TRYING TO SEE TO IT THAT THEY GET THE LAST HIT IN BEFORE TERRITORIAL INVASION COMES AROUND!!!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA AND XANDER CONTINUE TRADING BLOWS, NOT WANTING TO GIVE IN OR LET THE SECURITY AROUND THEM GET THEM OFF OF EACH OTHER! THEY’VE BEEN WAITING FOR A MOMENT LIKE THIS TO REALLY GET THEIR HANDS ON EACH OTHER; ANDREA LAYING OUT XANDER ONCE ALREADY IN THE RING WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ENOUGH FOR EITHER OF THEM AND NOW IT’S COME TO THIS!!!
Stew-O: THE SECURITY GUARDS ARE STILL HAVING SOME TROUBLE BUT THEY FINALLY MANAGE TO PULL XANDER AND ANDREA APART, THE TWO OF THEM STILL TRYING TO GET AT EACH OTHER BUT THEY’RE ALL WRAPPED UP!! These two would surely be fighting as long as they could, and just head of Xander’s match against Andre, you’d think he’d want to conserve that energy but it’s the security forcing him and Andrea away-
Flannery McCoy: XANDER AND ANDREA TURN THEIR ATTENTION OFF EACH OTHER AND ONTO THE SECURITY, PUSHING AND PUNCHING THEM AWAY! XANDER PUNCHES THE HELL OUT OF ONE THEM TRYING TO RESTRAIN HIM AND ANDREA JUST KICKED HER LEG UP TO LOW-BLOW A SECURITY TO GET HIM AWAY FROM HER! THESE TWO ARE SO DETERMINED TO GO AFTER EACH OTHER THAT THEY’VE TURNED ON THE VERY PEOPLE TRYING TO ENSURE THAT THINGS DON’T GET OUT OF HAND AND THEY’VE COMPLETELY LOST CONTROL!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA AND XANDER ARE MAKING QUICK WORK OF THE SECURITY, PUTTING ONE AFTER THE OTHER DOWN ON THE MAT, EVEN THROWING SOME OUT THROUGH THE ROPES! STARRSTAN IS TRYING TO DIRECT TRAFFIC AND CALL ORDERS BUT THEY’RE NOT TRYING TO HEAR IT, AND NOW ANDREA AND XANDER ARE CHARGING AT ONE ANOTHER ONCE AGAIN! XANDER DRIVING ANDREA BACK INTO A CORNER OF THE RING AND PUNCHING AND KICKING AWAY AT HER- ANDREA STEPPED BACKWARD UP ONTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE AND PUSHED FORWARD TO SEND XANDER STUMBLING BACK AND TRIPPING OVER THE BODY OF A FALLEN SECURITY GUARD! ANDREA’S ON XANDER AND HAMMERING AWAY, GOING RIGHT FOR HIS FACE WITH THOSE PUNCHES UNTIL HE SHOVES HER OFF AND THEY’RE BACK ON THEIR FEET ATTACKING EACH OTHER AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: THEY’RE TRYING TO GET THEIR BEST HITS IN BUT NEITHER OF THEM LETS THE OTHER GET THE BETTER OF THE SITUATION, NO MATTER WHAT EITHER OF THEM DOES TO TRY TO OUTTHINK THE OTHER! XANDER TRIED TO GET ANDREA BY SURPRISE AND A MOMENT AGO ANDREA THOUGHT SHE HAD XANDER DOWN BUT XANDER WAS QUICK TO GET BACK UP, AND THE FISTS ARE JUST FLYING THERE IN THE RING!!!
Stew-O: BUT THE SECURITY IS BACK UP AND THEY’RE AT IT AGAIN, TRYING TO GET THESE TWO APART AND THEY’RE PREPARED TO USE A LOT MORE FORCE THIS TIME, YANKING XANDER AND ANDREA AWAY FROM EACH OTHER! ANDREA TRYING TO FLAIL OUT OF THE GRASP OF THE MANY SECURITY GUARDS AROUND HERE, WHILE XANDER ISN’T ABLE TO GET PAST THE ONES AROUND HIM SO EASILY THIS TIME! THEY MANAGE TO RESTRAIN THESE TWO COMPETITORS TO OPPOSITE CORNERS, FORCING THEM TO STAY WHERE THEY’VE GOT THEM AT THE MOMENT!!
(The security around Xander has him backed into the turnbuckles, but seeing that he’s getting nowhere and with StarrStan instructing them to clear the ring, Xander begrudgingly makes his way from the ring. Stepping out through the ropes and hopping down with the World Heavyweight Title that he’d dropped near the apron before having gone after Andrea. Xander shouts at Andrea as he makes his way up the ramp, Andrea shouting back at him while the security still has her restrained and the others ensure that Xander won’t be able to sneak his way back in. On the shot of the aggravated Xander Payne heading up the ramp, the scene fades out.)
(A commercial is shown for Xander Payne versus Andrea Valentine for the World Heavyweight Championship at Territorial Invasion.)
(‘Rockstar’ by N.E.R.D. hits, as the crowd boos heavily. After a moment, Andre Walker steps out onto the stage and glares out to the crowd. He slowly makes his way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring, as he looks focused and determined for this upcoming match.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for ONE FALL!! And it is you main event of the evening!! Introducing first.. From the Isle of Samoa!!! Weighing in at 245lbs.. He is the NOTORIOUS KAISER!!!! ANDRE WALKER!!!
Stew-O: Andre Walker is in for one hell of a week next week as he will participate in the War Games match as a member of Team Dynasty. This will be his first War Games appearance, but seeing how he has handled everything in his young career up to this point, there is no doubt in my mind that he is ready for what is to come.
Flannery McCoy: You have got that right, Stew. Out of all three teams for War Games, it seems like Team Dynasty has everyone else beat as far as talent goes, and Andre Walker plays a major part in that. He’s the longest reigning New Breed Champion in the history of this company for a reason, and it’s about time that he gets to step up to the big dogs and show them all what the future of EAW is going to be about.
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill hits, as Xander Payne steps out onto the stage with his EAW World Heavyweight Championship wrapped around his waist. The crowd continues to boo, as Xander Payne ignores them and continues down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… Weighing in at 253lbs!!! He is the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! PAYNEKILLER!!! XANDER PAYNE!!!
Stew-O: Here comes Xander Payne who has had an incredible World Heavyweight Championship reign so far. The story of this reign will only continue, and we’ll see if it goes past Territorial Invasion where he faces Andrea Valentine with the title on the line.
Flannery McCoy: Those two have had one hell of a rivalry so far, but the last laugh will go to the person that walks out of Territorial Invasion with that piece of gold. We all know Xander Payne is ready to go to war for that belt, but is Andrea Valentine too much for him to handle?
(Xander Payne and Andre Walker are seen staring at each other from inside of the ring. They look as if they are ready to go at it until ‘Roll With Me’ by Charlie XCX hits. The crowd cheers heavily, as Andrea Valentine steps out onto the stage. Xander Payne instantly gets an annoyed look on his face after seeing Andrea Valentine make her way down the entrance ramp and towards ringside.)
Stew-O: Well, we heard that Andrea Valentine was going to be out here at ringside for tonight’s match, and now here she is. She’ll get a good look at the World Heavyweight Champion before their encounter at Territorial Invasion..
Jake Mercer: Xander already has enough women watching him. You know, women love his physique. I’m trying to get my Xan Bod ready for next summer!!
Flannery McCoy: :snoop:
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell, and this main event match is underway! Both Andre Walker and Xander Payne approach one another and lock up in the center of the ring! Both of these men are so strong and look as if they have reached a stalemate, but it’s Andre Walker who slips his arm free, and connects with a monstrous right hand to the top of the World Heavyweight Champions head!! Andre then follows up with a forearm shot, and now a knee to the midsection of Xander Payne!! Payne hunches over, as Andre grabs him by the back of the head, then shoves him towards the far ropes!!
Flannery McCoy: Xander Payne runs to the ropes, rebounds back.. AND LANDS A RUNNING BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE OF ANDRE WALKER!! Xander spun and caught Andre in the face before Andre could strike, and now it’s Andre Walker who backs away and grabs at his face in pain!
Stew-O: Kick to the thigh by Xander Payne!! Andre’s knee buckles, as he reaches down to grab at that right thigh!! ANOTHER KICK TO THE THIGH BY XANDER!! AND ANOTHER!!! Andre is trying to get away from Xander Payne right now, but Xander is continuing on with this offensive approach! Payne shoots in for the right leg of Andre Walker, and looks as if he’s going for a dragon screw takedown!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! Andre with a powerful forearm shot to the back of Xander Payne! Another! And another!! Andre is simply clubbing at the back of Xander Payne, and eventually it forces Payne to drop down to a knee as he releases his hold on Andre’s right leg!! Xander Payne slowly works back up to both feet, but he’s still bent over with his head between Andre’s legs!! What’s this?!? Andre lifts Xander Payne high in the air and.. SLAMS HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH A POWERBOMB!! Andre keeps his grip on the legs of Xander Payne, as he lifts him back into the air!! ANOTHER POWERBOMB!!!! And here comes another lift, as he raises Xander Payne in the air once more!!! What is Andre doing right here!?! He’s charging towards the corner!!! POWERBOMB RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, AND THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!
Jake Mercer: Look at the eyes of the Samoan Kaiser, as he backs away from the reigning world champion. Xander Payne is struggling to get up to his feet, as he has to resort to using the ropes to get himself there, and while doing this, Andre Walker stares at him like that’s his prey right in front of him.
Stew-O: You’re looking at the longest reigning New Breed Champion, a member of Team Dynasty in War Games, and the next contender for Bronson Daniel’s Interwire Championship. This man is as hungry as he’s ever been, so facing the World Heavyweight Champion is definitely not something that he would shy away from.
Flannery McCoy: Xander Payne finally makes his way up to his feet, as Andre Walker charges in and delivers a powerful knee strike to the abdomen of his opponent. Andre then grabs Xander by the back of the head, walks him over to a corner, and bashes his head up against the top turnbuckle with tremendous force! Andre now turns Xander around so that his back is up against the turnbuckles, then begins to fire away with multiple bodyshots in the corner! Xander is trying to block them, but each punch lands! Andre now backs away from the corner, brushes his hair back with his fingertips and crouches down into an athletic stance.. What is he thinking of doing here?
Stew-O: Andre Walker is charging in now at full speed!! JUMPING CORNER CLOTHESLINE BY ANDRE WALKER!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! XANDER PAYNE GETS OUT OF THE WAY, AS ANDRE CRASHES CHEST FIRST INTO THOSE TURNBUCKLES!!!
Flannery McCoy: Xander side stepped out of the way, and now Andre is clutching at his chest in pain after that missed clothesline. Xander tries to make his way over to Andre, but it’s Walker who drops down to the ring mat and rolls out of the ring to ringside.
Stew-O: Xander isn’t going to let him get away that easily though, as he exits through the ropes, stands on the ring apron, then drops down to ringside and heads after Andre Walker!! Huge right hand by Xander Pay-
Jake Mercer: NO!! Andre Walker ducked the right handed punch, lowered his shoulder, and now he has Xander Payne on his shoulders!! It looks like he might be going for his Samoan Drop right here!!!
Stew-O: Not quite, Jake! It looks like Xander is squirming himself out of that position, as gets off of Andre’s back and lands on his feet with a front facelock applied!! SNAP DDT BY XANDER PAYNE, AS HE DRILL ANDRE WALKER’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR!! Xander Payne rises up to his feet now, and look at this! He’s staring directly at Andrea Valentine who is watching everything unfold right next to him at ringside.
Referee: One.. Two.. Three..
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker is face down on the ground right now, as Xander reaches down to grab him by the head and hair. He does this while keeping his eyes locked on Andrea Valentine the entire time. Xander brings Andre back up to his feet. Payne with a kick to the midsection!!! STUNNER BY XANDER PAYNE, AND ANDRE WALKER FALLS OVER AND LEANS WITH HIS CHEST UP AGAINST THE STEEL STEPS THAT WERE ORIGINALLY BEHIND HIM!!!
Stew-O: Xander Paynee now makes his way over to Andre Walker, grabs him by the head and hair.. AND HE BASHES ANDRE’S HEAD UP AGAINST THOSE STEEL STEPS!! Xander turns his head over his shoulder now, as he looks back at Andrea Valentine.. AND HE BASHES ANDRE’S HEAD UP AGAINST THOSE STEEL STEPS ONCE MORE!! It looks like Xander Payne is trying to show Andrea what he plans on bringing her way at Territorial Invasion next week, but it doesn’t seem like Andrea is impressed as she keeps a stone cold look on her face as she watches Xander Payne.
Referee: Four.. Five.. Six..
Stew-O: Xander now backs away from Andre Walker, and.. HE KICKS HIM IN THE BACK OF THE LEG, AS ANDRE’S KNEE GETS SHOVED RIGHT BACK INTO THOSE STEEL STEPS!! Payne is showing absolutely no mercy right now towards his opponent especially since he knows that the eyes of Andrea Valentine are watching everything that goes on in this match.
Flannery McCoy: Payne slides himself back into the ring, and stands right in the center of it. Him and Andrea stare at one another, as Xander outlines the world heavyweight championship with his fingers around his waist!! He’s yelling at Andrea, and telling her that the belt is where it rightfully belongs and that it isn’t leaving his side anytime soon!! This is obviously frustrating Andrea, because we all know she wants a piece of Xander Payne right here and right now, but her shot at him is a week away!
Stew-O: Payne quickly runs towards the far ropes!! He rebounds back and.. HE CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF ANDRE WALKER WHO WAS JUST ABOUT TO SLIDE BACK INTO THE RING!! That dropkick went right through the ropes, and shoved Andre all the way back against the barricade that surrounds the ring!!! Andre drops down into a seated position against the barricade, as Xander Payne exits through the ring ropes and makes his way down to ringside. The referee is forced to restart his count, as Xander Payne begins to walk towards Andre Walker!
Jake Mercer: Paynekiller throws a powerful right handed shot that lands at the top of Andre’s head!! He then grabs his head with both hands and.. XANDER PAYNE WITH A HEADBUTT ONTO ANDRE WALKER AGAINST THE BARRICADE!! Xander backs away while clutching at his head in pain.
Referee: One.. Two.. Three..
Stew-O: Xander turns his head and looks back at Andrea Valentine who is watching closely. She’s only a few feet away from both Andre Walker and Xander Payne, but so far hasn’t gotten herself involved in this match. However, she definitely has the attention of the World Heavyweight Champion right now. WAIT LOOK AT XANDER PAYNE GO!!! HE’S CHARGING RIGHT BACK AT ANDRE WALKER WHO’S SEATED AGAINST THE BARRICADE!! HEAT SEEKER!!! RUNNING KNEE INTO THE SEATED ANDRE WALKER!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! ANDRE WALKER MANAGED TO GET HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY, AS XANDER PAYNE BASHED HIS KNEE UP AGAINST THE BARRICADE!! Payne screams out in pain, as he clutches his right knee while leaning up against the barricade. That definitely put a smile on Andrea’s face, as she sees weakness in the man that she’s fighting against next week!
Stew-O: Andre gets to his feet, as Xander Payne is still leaned up against that barricade. Xander turns his head towards Andre Walk-
Jake Mercer: BIG BOOT TO THE FACE BY ANDRE WALKER, AND THAT SENDS XANDER PAYNE OVER THE TOP OF THAT BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD HERE AT RINGSIDE!!!
Referee: Four.. Five.. Six.. Seven.. Eight..
Stew-O: Andre Walker looks directly at Xander Payne who is flattened out and face down on the other side of the barricade. The Notorious Kaiser then turns around and makes his way back towards the ring. He quickly slides in, then slides himself back out of the ring to restart the referee’s count. Andre then goes back over to Xander Payne.
Flannery McCoy: Payne is trying to work his way up to his feet while reaching up and pulling himself up with assistance of the barricade. Meanwhile, Andre Walker waits for Xander, and once Xander gets to his feet, Andre grabs Payne by the head and bashes his head right down onto the barricade from the other side of it!! Payne leans against the barricade, as Andre tries to grab him. It looks like Andre might be going for a snap suplex to send Xander Payne back to the other side of the barricade with him.. BUT NO!! Payne manages to shove Andre Walker back!! Andre looks annoyed by that shove, as he brushes his hair back and..
Stew-O: KAISER’S TOUCH!!! THE SUPERMAN PUNCH LANDS DIRECTLY ONTO XANDER PAYNE’S HEAD, AS XANDER PAYNE LEANS LIMP AGAINST THE BARRICADE WITH HIS ARMS HANGING OVER IT!!!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four..
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker now grabs a hold of Xander Payne from the other side of the barricade, and lifts him up so that he is standing and no longer leaning against it. Andre has his arms wrapped around the upper midsection of Xander Payne and.. BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY ANDRE WALKER, AS THE NOTORIOUS KAISER TOSSES XANDER OVER HIS HEAD, OVER THE BARRICADE, AND BACK DOWN TO THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! PAYNE CRASHED DOWN BY LANDING BACK FIRST, AND NOW HE’S YELLING OUT IN PAIN, WHILE CLUTCHING AT HIS LOWER BACK!! Payne is arching his lower back and look at Andrea!! She steps closer to Xander Payne and imitates a baby crying by balling her fists, placing them under her eyes, and acting as if she’s wiping away tears!! She’s obviously mocking Xander Payne right now!!
Jake Mercer: Andrea is ruthless like a mediocre Little TeeJay song!!
Referee: Five.. Six.. Seven..
Stew-O: Andre Walker slowly rolls over and onto his stomach.. He then works up to his hands and knees, then up to his feet. Walker begins to make his way towards Xander Payne, as Andrea Valentine backs away so that he can handle his business and continue his beat down on her future opponent. Andre Walker grabs Xander Payne by the head, as Xander was still down in pain, but he manages to bring the champion up to his feet. Andre then slides Xander back into the ring, and follows shortly after.
Flannery McCoy: Andre gets down on one knee now, as he begins to fire away with powerful and brutal forearm shots to the face of Xander Payne!! ONE TWO!! THREE!! FOUR!! FIVE!! SIX POWERFUL FOREARM SHOTS TO THE FACE OF THE CHAMPION RIGHT NOW!! Andre Walker now rises up to his feet, and raises his arms in the air, as the crowd boos him heavily. Andre now reaches down and grabs Xander Payne by the head. He brings Payne up to his feet and.. REAR NAKED CHOKE IS APPLIED BY ANDRE WALKER ONTO XANDER PAYNE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!
Stew-O: We all know that Andre likes to wear down his opponents with this rear naked choke before connecting his overhead suplex, but it looks like he wants to truly suffocate Xander Payne right now!! This isn’t looking good for the World Heavyweight Champion, and I believe that the referee understands that, as he gets a closer look at Payne and Andre! Andre is squeezing the life out of Xander Payne right now, as the referee gets to the side of them and asks Xander if he wants to quit!! Payne shakes his head no, as the referee is keeping a close eye on that rear naked choke!!!
Jake Mercer: HE’S KEEPING AN EYE ON THAT REAR NAKED CHOKE, BUT HE’S NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT’S HAPPENING RIGHT BELOW, AS XANDER PAYNE KICKS HIS LEG BACK, AND CONNECTS WITH A DEVASTATING LOW BLOW TO ANDRE WALKER!!!
Stew-O: The referee didn’t see that at all, as Andre clutches at his family jewels and releases the rear naked choke.. STUNNER BY XANDER PAYNE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker was just stunned by Xander as he can barely keep himself standing!! Andre is moving around with jello legs right now, as Xander quickly turns around and runs to the far ropes!!! He rebounds back towards Andre Walker who can barely keep his balance…
Stew-O: KAISER’S TOUCH!!! THAT’S A SECOND SUPERMAN PUNCH BY ANDRE WALKER, AS HE CAUGHT XANDER PAYNE OFF GUARD AND DROPPED HIM STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! Andre Walker now drops down to his knees and hooks the leg of Xander Payne for the pin!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: NO!!! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION KICKS OUT!!!
Stew-O: Andre Walker looks very frustrated right now, as he wanted to put this one away right there. He knows how big a victory over the World Heavyweight Champion would be for him, and for a split second, it looked like he had it. Walker gets back up to his feet now, and kicks Xander Payne over as Payne rolls onto his stomach. Walker now wraps his arms around the waist of Xander Payne.. What’s this!?! DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX BY ANDRE WALKER!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: It doesn’t look like Andre Walker is going to stop there though, as he reaches down and grabs Xander Payne by the waist yet again.. He’s not going for another one is he!?
Jake Mercer: Oh, yes he is!!!
Flannery McCoy: FOR ONCE YOU’RE RIGHT JAKE, BECAUSE ANDRE WALKER JUST DEADLIFTED XANDER PAYNE IN THE AIR, AND SLAMMED HIM TO THE MAT WITH ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Stew-O: Xander Payne is down and out right now, as Andre Walker has a cold look in his eyes. He turns towards Xander Payne once again, as he walks over to him and.. No!! Not a third time!! Andre Walker wraps his arms around the body of Xander Payne!!! DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX BY ANDRE WALKER AGAIN!!! XANDER PAYNE WAS JUST FOLDED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND NOW WALKER HOOKS THE LEGS ONCE AGAIN!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: NO!!! XANDER PAYNE SHOOTS HIS SHOULDER UP AND OFF OF THE MAT!!
Stew-O: We can see the frustration beginning to build by the look on Andre Walker’s face. Not only that, but we can also see it in Andrea Valentine’s face since a loss against Andre Walker just one week before Territorial Invasion would be humiliating for Xander Payne.. However, Xander Payne isn’t out of this match just yet.
Flannery McCoy: You might be speaking too soon, because Andre just mounted on top of Xander Payne and.. HE LOCKS IN THE KIMURA!!! ANDRE WALKER HAS THE KIMURA LOCK LOCKED IN ON XANDER PAYNE!!! PAYNE IS IN PAIN!!! It looks as if Andre is trying to snap Xander’s arm!! And he very well just might, based on how much pressure he is applying with this kimura lock!! At ringside, we can see that Andrea is loving every second of this as she watches Xander scream out in pain in the center of the ring!!
Stew-O: The referee quickly asks Xander if he wants to continue, but the World Heavyweight Champion instantly tells him he isn’t quitting!! However, Andre is doing everything that he can to put this one away right here while Xander is trapped in his Kimura!!
Jake Mercer: WAIT!! LOOK AT THAT!! HEADBUTT BY XANDER PAYNE!!! ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! Andre Walker loosens his grip on that Kimura, but that allows Xander to kick his legs over and..
Stew-O: THAT’S THE DAWN!!! KOJI CLUTCH IS LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING BY XANDER PAYNE!!! OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!!! ANDRE WALKER IS IN TREMENDOUS PAIN RIGHT NOW, AS XANDER IS TRYING TO FORCE THE TAP OUT!!! Andre is fighting it with everything he has!!! Look at him right now!!!
Flannery McCoy: That’s right!! Andre Walker grabs a hold of Xander’s waist, and tries to force his knees under himself. The amount of pressure that Xander is applying with this koji clutch must be killing Andre, but Andre is fighting through the pain, and works up to his feet, while Xander still has his legs and arms wrapped around Andre’s head!!! WAIT… ANDRE WALKER IS DEADLIFTING XANDER PAYNE IN THE AIR!!! IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING FOR A MODIFIED POWERBOMB!!!
Stew-O: NO!! XANDER PAYNE MANAGED TO PUSH HIMSELF OFF, AS HE LANDS RIGHT BEHIND ANDRE WALKER!!! Walker turns around.. SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE JAW BY XANDER PAYNE!! Andre Walker falls back against the side ropes, bounces back.. LAST SEDATION BY XANDER PAYNE!!!! XANDER JUST HIT HIS POP UP POWERBOMB AND NOW HE DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER!!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill hits, as the crowd boos loudly. Xander Payne looks absolutely exhausted, but a smile emerges on his face as he stares right at Andrea Valentine who stands at ringside with the opposite emotions that he has. Payne rises up to his feet, as the referee raises his hand in the air, and hands him his World Heavyweight Championship)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. PAYNEKILLER!!!! XANDER PAYNE!!!!
Stew-O: What a main event that was!! These two put everything on the line tonight, fought inside the ring, outside of the ring, we even had Xander Payne out in the crowd for a brief moment, but in the end, the World Champion found himself with the victory over to extremely talented Andre Walker.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, this is definitely not a loss for Andre to be ashamed of seeing how he took it to the World Heavyweight Champion. There were numerous moments in this match where it seemed like Andre Walker had this match won, but Xander simply wasn’t allowing it tonight.
Stew-O: Now the next step for these two is Territorial Invasion, where Andre Walker will represent Team Dynasty in War Games.. And Xander Payne will be defending his World Heavyweight Championship against the woman that he is staring down from inside of the ring, Andrea Valentine!! This should be one hell of a show!! We’ll see you at Territorial Invasion!
(The screen shows Andrea Valentine sliding into the ring, as she goes face to face with Xander Payne. Xander raises his EAW World Heavyweight Championship in the air, as the two continue to stare at each other until the screen eventually fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
