(EAW intro plays.)
(A recap of last week’s Midsummer Massacre Free-Per-View is shown: The Perscription win the Unified Tag Team Championships against The Off-Brand Amphetamines. SOSA Henderson and Aurora Monroe have a talk with one another and Aurora convinces SOSA to stay behind in her match against Astraea Jordan. Tyrone Montgomery gives Limmy Monaghan the opportunity to be Team Captain for Anarchy in the Arena at Territorial Invasion. Ruler has an interview with Michael Belfort which is interrupted by Joso who sparks a brawl between the two. The Visual Prophet attacks SOSA Henderson backstage allowing Astraea Jordan to pick up the victory against a distracted Aurora Monroe. Bronson Daniels makes his return and makes a mission statement for Dynasty. And in the main event Andre Walker beats Madison Kaline to retain the Undisputed World Heavyweight Interwire Championship to end the show and the recap.)
(Friday Night Dynasty opens up in the WIZink Center to a pyro display around the stage! Bright colors and loud explosions are accompanied by an edited version of “P.A.T.” by Denzel Curry, and the edited version of the song continues to play in the arena as cameras cut away from the stage and to the packed stands full of EAW fans! After different sections are shown of the EAW Universe that are fortunate to be in attendance, the cameras cut down to the commentary where Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer await!)
Stew-O: Welcome everyone to another edition of Friday Night Dynasty! We’re coming off a hot Midsummer Massacre that featured plenty of drama and matches that just simply couldn’t be missed! Now, we turn our attention toward Dynasty’s Supershow: Poor Unfortunate Souls, coming to you live on August 19th!
Flannery McCoy: We’ve already got some matches for Poor Unfortunate Souls set, but that doesn’t mean there isn’t still the chance for more Elitists to make a splash and set themselves up to get noticed on what’s already shaping up to be a strong show! And this one we’ve got tonight is one that’s sure to bring just as much excitement itself: we’ve got the returning Bronson Daniels in action; the Off-brand Amphetamines having their first tag team match since losing the Unified Tag Team Titles to Sheridan Muller and Dr. Bethany Blue; Limmy Monaghan set to take on Astraea Jordan; and an eagerly anticipated main event featuring The Visual Prophet and Specialists Champion Serenity Valdez!
Jake Mercer: Everyone was buzzing about Bronson, but I don’t know what for! Thankfully, as Flannery pointed out, he’s not the only thing on this show to pay attention to as we’ve got all of that and so much more coming our way tonight! I hear The Visual Prophet is even opening up the show tonight :blessed:!!!!!
Stew-O: He’s already at the center of controversy that involves BULLETSTORM, but he’s no stranger to controversy and I’m sure there’ll be even more for him to get up to.
Jake Mercer: That’s pretty presumptuous of you, Stew :mjpls:!
Flannery McCoy: Are we supposed to act like it’s not true? :mjlol:
Jake Mercer: EVERYONE SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! VIZ IS COMING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Back To Life” by Soul II Soul had begun to play and the crowd erupts into boos as the trio of Astraea Jordan, Dr. Angelo D’Angelo, and The Visual Prophet make their way out! With the former Empress of Elite winner and two-time World Heavyweight Champion leading the way, Angelo follows behind them while he shouts at the jeering audience members and tells them to shut up despite the two Elitists looking entirely unbothered by the reception.)
Stew-O: You can tell from the demeanor of The Visual Prophet and Astraea Jordan that regardless of their actions this past weekend at Midsummer Massacre, they don’t care at all what people think. Astraea ultimately accomplished what she set out to do and that was defeat Aurora Monroe, but not without a timely distraction from The Visual Prophet when a laid out SOSA Henderson was shown backstage after being attacked with a lead pipe!
Jake Mercer: When you think about it, Aurora wouldn’t have found herself in that position at all had she just joined up with Dr. Angelo D’Angelo in his Angelo Enterprises. 🤷♂️
Flannery McCoy: Aurora clearly stated that she had no interest in joining them and knowing Angelo the way that he does, SOSA wasn’t going to let her get wrapped up with them.
Jake Mercer: And she was the one who lost at Midsummer Massacre as a result of that; I’m sure joining them now doesn’t sound like such a bad idea!
Flannery McCoy: :mjpls:
(Astraea, The Visual Prophet, and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo enter the ring with the former World Heavyweight Champion having gotten all three of them microphones. The trio stands in the middle of the ring with the crowd watching on and still booing, before they finally settle down which gives them the opportunity to finally speak.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Apparently a lot of people were mad about what happened at Midsummer Massacre during the match between Aurora and Astraea, because suddenly everyone wants to be on SOSA’s side and act like he doesn’t hold some kind of responsibility for what happened! I mean, you can only get away with speaking down on us for so long before we have to let you know why we’re playing no games with anyone, especially if you want to be so eager to go against us – and so SOSA paid the price!
The Visual Prophet: But it wasn’t just him, because Aurora got dragged down right along with him and that’s why…. well, we don’t really care what anyone has to say about the result of Astraea’s match because as far as we’re concerned, the right woman won!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :blessed:!!! Yes indeed! #AstraeaBetter! #BULLETSTORMBitter! #AngeloEnterprises! Astraea is a talented black queen who deserves everything, but what she doesn’t deserve to be is overshadowed or downplayed by women who are still having to catch up to her despite the fact it was Astraea who’s spent years out the game!
(Astraea shrugs with a smirk because it’s not like she or anyone else is going to dispute that right now.)
Astraea Jordan: A lot y’all are gonna say this, that, and the other about how I won, how you don’t think it’s a real victory or whatever but did I look like gave a damn after the fact? Aurora had a whole lot to say only to come to find out that she went and attached herself to nothing but a liability, while I’m the one who ended up successful as I intended to. I said that I wasn’t gonna get overlooked or brought down for any reason this season just to have to watch some other women who aren’t anywhere close to having even a fraction of my talent, get what should be my opportunities – and now everyone knows that I’m taking them all by means necessary! Did anyone really think that after being gone for years that I came back just to put smiles on people’s faces or settle for some bum referee making the decision that my match at Pain for Pride just had to be a no-contest with a snake like Sheridan Muller?!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Just more proof that we can’t ever trust these cacs! They’re plotting against us to appease the fragile egos of Viz and Astraea’s bland, uninteresting white contemporaries!
Astraea Jordan: But that’s hardly the only issue, because did anyone really think I was actually gonna take the disrespect from Aurora when she knows damn well the kinda contributions I’ve made to this company- no, this entire INDUSTRY to pave the path for women who look like me and her? She wanted to throw that all in my face like I didn’t open the doors for a lot of us to come in speaking unapologetically and staying true to ourselves, and I wasn’t gonna stand for that. Never mind the fact she put her hands on me first to begin with weeks ago. But now she knows for a fact that if she’s gonna play stupid games, sure better expect to win stupid prizes.
The Visual Prophet: Aurora messed around and found out; it’s no one’s fault but her own that she decided to put whatever emotions and feelings she’s got toward SOSA get in her way! Imagine putting everything on hold for SOSA like he’s some kinda next big thing like he hasn’t stayed second to me :mjlol:!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :mjlol:!
The Visual Prophet: We’re sure they’re both mad about what happened and it doesn’t take a doctorate to know they’re just not gonna let it go, but all we’re gonna say for right now is that we’ll handle them again when we need to. After Midsummer Massacre, it’s obvious we know how to do something like that, so they might actually wanna rethink that :mjpls:!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: But you know what else we know after Midsummer Massacre? That Tyrone Montgomery went and gave Limmy Monaghan the position of Team Captain for Territorial Invasion’s Anarchy in the Arena Match!
(While Angelo sounded utterly disgusted, the EAW Universe in attendance cheered at the mention of Limmy having been trusted with such a big and important leadership role! Astraea can be seen shaking her head in obvious disagreement with the decision as well, while Angelo continues speaking.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Did we just all forget that it was The Visual Prophet who took the reins of Team Dynasty last year in the first-ever Stadium Stampede Match and led them to victory?! It was under the command of this strong, powerful, black leadership that Dynasty was able to secure a win, especially when there was just simply no one else capable of pulling off such a feat!
The Visual Prophet: :wow:!!!!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: It was black history in the making!
The Visual Prophet: :wow:!!!!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: And we’re just pushing that aside to entrust someone like.. like… Limmy Monaghan to win that match for this brand?! What’s he even done to warrant that?!
Astraea Jordan: You mean besides getting some mediocre victories here and there over mediocre competition, disappointing everyone with how he says it’s his destiny to be a World Champion just to lose any time he’s gotten a shot, and just generally isn’t the same kind of star like me and Viz? Well, I wouldn’t know what to tell you.
The Visual Prophet: It absolutely is suspicious, Angelo, very suspicious indeed :mjpls:! But while I could stand here and tell everyone why Limmy couldn’t lead a team to victory as nearly as monumental the way that I did last year, I gotta say that I actually feel… kinda bad for Limmy.
The Visual Prophet: Hear me out, hear me out! I mean, the guy’s been running around EAW all mad about what’s happened to him lately, practically on the verge of tears about how he feels so disrespected because he’s having to find out week after week that he’s gonna keep struggling to break through that mid-card ceiling, and now he has to follow in my footsteps of handling a leadership role for Dynasty at Territorial Invasion?! The man has got it rough out here!
Astraea Jordan: Very! Never mind the fact that he’s got me to deal with later on tonight anyway, so it really looks like it’s all only about to get tougher for him. It really makes you wonder if Tyrone’s been taking any chair shots himself to that head of his because he’s gotta be concussed to think that anyone but Viz was a good choice. Limmy’s underperformed when it comes to meeting these big expectations that he’s supposedly got around his name – his own expectations, especially – so I can’t imagine what Territorial Invasion is gonna look like.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: I think that’s a big concern for everyone, actually! This melanin deficient, mayo mutant is responsible for doing a job that no one is EVER going to be able to match up with Viz’s performance last year. But fortunately for everyone with questions about that or what else can be expected from Limmy… well, we’ve brought someone along tonight who’s sure to clear up any understandable doubts!
(Angelo motions to the stage and the crowd’s attention turns to it in the anticipation of what’s to come… just for silence to be all that they get. A few more moments of silence ensue… until “Slide” by Calvin Harris featuring Frank Ocean and Migos begins to play!)
Flannery McCoy: :skip:
(Coming out from the backstage area and into view is Maxwell, the former Insurgency member!)
Stew-O: Are they serious? :skip:
Jake Mercer: As a heart attack! Who else better than to provide some majorly needed insight as to whether Limmy is fit for the job of leading Dynasty’s Anarchy in the Arena team, or even leading Dynasty as the face of the brand when it comes to being a World Champion?
Stew-O: Nonetheless, we haven’t seen Maxwell since Season 15, when the rest of the Insurgency team consisting of Jake Smith, Donovan Duke, and Limmy Monaghan turned on him and brutally jumped him to effectively kick him out of the group! I’m not sure what we can expect him to actually say, but I can’t imagine it’ll be anything good!
(Maxwell, who also happens to be carrying a microphone, is welcomed into the ring by Angelo and Astraea, insisting that he stand in the middle beside The Visual Prophet so that he can have all the attention on him.)
The Visual Prophet: Pretty late to be trying to jump on the #EAW15 returnee hype, but thank you for coming nonetheless :troll:!
Maxwell: When I heard why I was being asked to come back, I just couldn’t say no.
The Visual Prophet: :wow:!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Now, Maxwell, you were a part of Insurgency with Limmy, as well as Jake Smith and Donovan Duke, but we’re not here to talk about those two because this is about Limmy! You haven’t been in EAW since you were viciously attacked by boring, unskilled, backstabbing cacs. In case anyone forgot, could you remind everyone why they attacked you?
Maxwell: Well, they went and said that I was deadweight, that I wasn’t “doing my part” or that I wasn’t looking out for them – they wanted to try and place some of the blame on me because none of them won the Grand Rampage Match that year. Keep in mind, none of them tried to do anything to help me win the PURE Championship from Adam Lucas, either.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Sickening!
The Visual Prophet: Despicable!
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: So what you’re saying is, is that when Limmy starts getting frustrated with people he’s surrounded himself with, he goes unnecessarily pointing fingers for his failures?
Maxwell: It’s definitely something to consider. It’s funny that Limmy wanted to talk down about me not winning the PURE Championship back then, suggesting that I really was a pushover, but he’s done all this talking about how he’s got what it takes to be a main event talent and yet all he’s done since trying to establish himself as that is lose when he’s gotten the chance. He lost to Kassidy, he lost to TLA – he would’ve lost to Andre Walker at Midsummer Massacre, too, had he won the number one contender match you guys had a few weeks ago. If anything, Angelo, you saved him from the embarrassment when you got involved-
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: ALLEGEDLY!
Maxwell: But like I was saying, Limmy would’ve just had another disappointment of a performance because it all would’ve been for what? Nothing. He would’ve walked away from another World Championship match empty-handed, his head hung low, but he’d still be somehow convinced that he’s made for the main event or fit to be the face of Dynasty even though that man who I personally know is far from it.
(The crowd boos as Maxwell sounds as honest as he can be, with Viz, Astraea, and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo not looking at all surprised to hear what they’re saying.)
Astraea Jordan: Being the Team Captain for Anarchy in the Arena is a big deal, too, but that’s the man who Tyrone wants to trust? This is the same man who Tyrone had to protect from having a match with Viz at Midsummer Massacre because he was apparently so worried about what more harm could be done to Limmy. What does he think is gonna happen at Poor Unfortunate Souls when Viz gets his hands on him?
Maxwell: I’m not sure what’s going through this new General Manager’s mind, but what I can say is that Limmy’s track record when it comes to competing under the pressures he’s about to face isn’t something I would-
(“Dead or Lie” by TRUSTRICK [english ver. by Jenny] interrupts Maxwell and the crowd bursts into cheers as they realize that Limmy Monaghan has come out! While Limmy carries a microphone, it’s clear that he’s unimpressed with the efforts made by Angelo, The Visual Prophet, and Astraea to have someone from his past put him down like this. Halfway down the ramp, Limmy raises his microphone after shaking his head while pointing into the ring at Maxwell.)
Limmy Monaghan: Really? Is this what we’re doing now? We’re bringing someone like Maxwell back just to try to insult me, and for what? This is nothing but a sorry attempt at trying to make me look bad or somehow convince Tyrone that I’m not fit to lead Friday Night Dynasty’s Anarchy in the Arena team, and while I thought that dealing with you couldn’t get more pathetic than Angelo having to save you, Viz, or being struck from behind with a steel chair, clearly I thought wrong. There’s no point to this other than to try to make an issue out of what happened within Insurgency, and turn it into something bigger than what it was at the time. Why the games? Why the nonsense?
(The Visual Prophet can be heard scoffing as if somehow, he’s been accused of something that he’s not responsible for.)
The Visual Prophet: Nonsense?! We’re out here conducting business, Limmy, and you want to call it nonsense? We’re just letting everyone know what kind of person you are, giving the EAW Universe and these Disney suits something to consider when they go choosing unqualified, unfit YTs for a job over the obvious winners! Would there be any need to question me and Astraea if we found ourselves in your spot?
Limmy Monaghan: As many times as we’ve seen Angelo practically throw on a cape to save either one of you this season already, I think you already know the answer :mjpls:
(Astraea rolls her eyes as Limmy comes up the steps and enters the ring, clearly outnumbered but he doesn’t seem affected by that fact at all.)
Limmy Monaghan: I’m not sure why you would think bringing Maxwell here would faze me, but I can assure you with absolute certainty that it’s not going to. If anything, it just shows how desperate you’ve gotten since I nearly took your head off and would’ve secured that match against Andre for myself if it hadn’t been for Angelo, Viz. You’re the one bashing a chair over my head when I least expect it, you’re the one dragging out a bitter and resentful person from my past so that you can make me look bad. These mind games aren’t going to help you at all, they aren’t going to have an effect on our match at Poor Unfortunate Souls Supershow – I’m already set on winning and I can’t think of a thing that would sway me. All I’ve been wanting to do is show you why you aren’t going to push me around or just treat me like I’m some no-name Elitist who no one’s going to care if you throw your weight around. Meanwhile, you still haven’t answered for why you felt the need to attack and screw me over the way that you have.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: He doesn’t owe you anything!
Limmy Monaghan: I know I definitely owe him something in return though for the crap he’s decided to lob my way, Angelo. I’m not going to entertain this more than necessary or get into why this is so ridiculously stupid as if it’s not clear that I’ve progressed well beyond Insurgency and whatever delusions could from Maxwell’s twisted words, so I’m thinking I can keep this short and sweet by saying that if this is the kind of hot garbage you guys are wanting to take this to, then I think it’s the perfect for me to-
Stew-O: LIMMY CATCHES THEM OFF GUARD AS HE UNEXPECTEDLY JUST STRUCK MAXWELL WITH THE MICROPHONE OVER THE TOP OF THE HEAD! MAXWELL GOES DOWN AND NOW HERE COMES VIZ AT LIMMY! LIMMY TURNS HIS ATTENTION TOWARD VIZ! THEY DROP THEIR MICROPHONES AS LIMMY COMES AT HIM THROWING PUNCHES, AND VIZ TRIES TO RETURN THEM WITH PUNCHES OF HIS OWN!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy is fed up with the crap that The Visual Prophet has been doing to antagonize him! He’s letting him know what he would’ve had coming his way at Midsummer Massacre had he been allowed to compete, and now what he can expect at Dynasty’s Supershow: Poor Unfortunate Souls!
Jake Mercer: SOMEONE STOP THIS CAC! HE’S GOING INSANE! WE CAN’T LET HIM JUST RUN WILD- YES!!!! ASTRAEA WITH THE SAVE :blessed:!!!! MY QUEEN JUST CLOBBERED LIMMY OVER THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND THROWS HIM DOWN ON THE MAT, ASTRAEA NOW STOMPING ALL OVER HIM! THE VISUAL PROPHET GETS IN ON IT AS WELL, SHOWING LIMMY THAT HE’S MESSED WITH THE WRONG ELITISTS!
Stew-O: But now at the direction of Angelo, Astraea lets up and The Visual Prophet grabs Limmy by his hair to drag him up to his feet and holds Limmy’s arms from behind while Astraea gets herself ready! Astraea looks to send a clear message ahead of their singles match tonight, AS SHE CHARGES FORWARD AND LOOKS TO STRIKE A DEFENSELESS LIMMY MONAGHAN-
Flannery McCoy: LIMMY DUCKS DOWN AND HE’S ABLE TO TEAR HIMSELF OUT OF VIZ’S GRASP JUST BEFORE ASTRAEA CAN HIT HIM, AND SHE NEARLY COLLIDES WITH THE VISUAL PROPHET! SHE STOPS HERSELF JUST SHORT OF STRIKING VIZ AND THEY’RE BOTH CAUGHT OFF GUARD BY THAT, LOOKING ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED!
Stew-O: A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF VIZ SENDS HIM FALLING FORWARD ONTO ASTRAEA!!! LIMMY HITS HIM FROM BEHIND AND THEY GO DOWN TO THE MAT! VIZ SCRAMBLES TO GET UP LOOKING FOR LIMMY, BUT LIMMY HAS ROLLED OUT THE RING AND HE’S ALREADY BACKPEDALING UP THE RAMP!
(Limmy smirks as he looks at Angelo trying to console Astraea while The Visual Prophet is up on his feet, having left the ring in a scene of complete disarray! Astraea sits up glaring at Monaghan and assures him off-mic that she’ll deal with him later, but Limmy looks absolutely confident in himself as he taunts Astraea and Viz.)
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet and Astraea definitely weren’t expecting that! What timing from Limmy to be able to counter what could’ve been another nasty assault thanks to Viz’s tactics!
Stew-O: Limmy has every right to be proud of himself in thwarting what could’ve just happened, as it could’ve looked like another sight from when Viz attacked him with that steel chair ahead of Midsummer Massacre! He’s finally got a bit of payback, but it’ll be when he takes on Viz at Poor Unfortunate Souls that he’ll get to actually meet Viz one-on-one! He’s sent a message just now and can send another when he faces off against Astraea!
Jake Mercer: When did this commentary suddenly become so biased?! #JusticeForAstraea! #JusticeForViz! #JusticeForMaxwell! I won’t rest until Limmy is held accountable for putting his hands on these upstanding Elitists and Astraea can ensure that later tonight by defeating Limmy!
Flannery McCoy: :skip:!!
Stew-O: The match between Astraea and Limmy most definitely just escalated thanks to what just happened, and I’m sure it’ll be a must-see! But for now, Limmy Monaghan is the one standing tall!
(Limmy had remained on the stage, a confident look still upon him as he looked down into the ring where Angelo has resorted to shouting at him for causing everything to descend into chaos. As the camera picks up Limmy assuring him, The Visual Prophet, and Astraea that there’s going to be more coming their way, the scene fades out.)
(A commercial is shown for the Dynasty Supershow Poor Unfortunate Souls, featuring the match between Limmy Monaghan and The Visual Prophet.)
(Dynasty fades back to ringside, and Stephie Love can be seen holding a microphone in her hand.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘KILLKA [Slowed + Reverb]’ by Ghostface Playa hits, and the crowd gives off a mixed reaction as Mirai Natsu begins to make his way out to the stage. Mirai looks ready for his upcoming match against the man who defeated him last week, ready to turn things around. He begins making his way down the ramp and towards the ring, not wanting to waste any more time.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… From Nakano, Japan… Weighing in at 225 pounds… MIIIRRRAAIIIII NAAAAAATTTSSSUUUUUU!!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes Mirai Natsu! Mirai would obviously want to turn things around for himself tonight after losing to PJ last week, and what better way to do so than with a rematch just one week later?
Jake Mercer: This could definitely be Mirai’s chance to get his career back on track and even gain some momentum for himself! It’s a good opportunity, and I can’t wait to see what happens!
(‘DNA’ by Kendrick Lamar follows, and the crowd reaction becomes more positive as PJ Hendrx walks out to the stage. PJ looks confident, but he looks right as his opponent with a look of focus in his eyes as he begins to make his way down the ramp. PJ is clearly prepared for this match against an opponent he’s already faced before, and Stephie Love begins to speak.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… From Charlotte, North Carolina… Weighing in at 195 pounds… PPPPPPJJJJJJJJ HHEEEEENNNDDDRRRXX!!!!!!!
Stew-O: We have to remember that it won’t be easy though, as PJ Hendrx just beat Mirai one week ago! PJ has already shown some great potential, but can he defeat Mirai Natsu or will history change this time around?
Flannery McCoy: It’s a good question, one that we’ll be finding the answer to very soon! I’m personally looking forward to this match, and seeing how these two have already grown since their last match!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Here we go! This match it underway and it’ll be interesting seeing how this one goes as these two have already faced off with one another just one week ago! Both men slowly approach each other as they begin to lock up- AND PJ SHOVES MIRAI BEFORE LOOKING FOR A SUPERKICK- BUT MIRAI CATCHES THE FOOT BEFORE SPINNING PJ AROUND! MIRAI NOW SCOOPING PJ UP FOR THE FIREMAN’S CARRY, AND HE GOES FOR- NO! PJ SLIPS DOWN ONTO HIS FEET BEFORE PUSHING MIRAI AWAY, AND NOW THESE TWO ARE ON EQUAL FOOTING ONCE AGAIN AS MIRAI TURNS AROUND TOWARDS PJ!
Jake Mercer: Both Elitists quickly lock up but this collar and elbow tie up doesn’t last too long as PJ is able to lock Mirai in a headlock! Mirai now rushing towards the ropes, and the ropes force PJ off of Mirai as PJ bounces off of them! PJ bouncing off of the opposite pair, AND HE JUMPS OVER MIRAI JUST AS MIRAI WAS LOOKING TO STRIKE! PJ HENDRX NOW OFF THE OTHER PAIR OF ROPES, AND HE GOES FOR A DROPKICK- WAIT NO! MIRAI GRABS THE LEGS WHICH CAUSES PJ TO FALL TO THE MAT, AND NOW MIRAI DROPS DOWN FOR A QUICK COVER!
Flannery McCoy: Quick kickout as both Elitists rush to their feet, AND MIRAI NATSU IS ABLE TO LAND A ROLLING ELBOW!! It looks like that pin helped Mirai capitalize first, and now PJ is in trouble as that elbow dropped him to a knee! Mirai pulling PJ in, AND MIRAI LIFTS PJ UP INTO A SUPLEX POSITION, BUT PJ ONCE AGAIN MANAGES TO DROP DOWN TO HIS FEET BEHIND MIRAI, ONLY THIS TIME PJ IS ABLE TO GRAB MIRAI AND DELIVER A GERMAN SUPLEX, CAUSING MIRAI TO STUMBLE BACKWARDS INTO THE CORNER!
Stew-O: That’s not where anyone wants to be and PJ is about to show you exactly why, AS HE CHARGES INTO THE CORNER AND DELIVERS A RUNNING FOREARM SMASH TO MIRAI, WHO DROPS INTO A SEATED POSITION IN THE CORNER! PJ now running the ropes immediately after that forearm, AND HE GOES FOR A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE- BUT MIRAI WAS ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF OUT OF THE WAY, BEFORE RUNNING IN AND KNEEING PJ IN THE MIDSECTION! NOW IT’S PJ THAT’S TRAPPED IN THE CORNER AS MIRAI STARTS KICKING HIM RELENTLESSLY! The referee now forced to count-
Jake Mercer: But he doesn’t get too far as Mirai pulls PJ out of the corner, taking him to the mat with a snapmare before backpedaling into the ropes! Mirai now, WITH A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF PJ’S HEAD!!! Mirai quickly back up to his feet, and right now it looks like he’s in control of this match, not that I’m surprised! My sources tell me that Mirai actually let PJ win their last match out of the kindness of his heart, but after what PJ said during the week he’s not going to do the same tonight!
Flannery McCoy: You made that up. You literally made that up just now.
Jake Mercer: You don’t have to believe me. Just wait and see.
Flannery McCoy: Whatever. Anyways Mirai Natsu is running the ropes as PJ makes it back to a knee, AND MIRAI LOOKS FOR THE AGGRESSIVE STYLE AXE KICK- BUT PJ IS ABLE TO BACK OUT OF THE WAY! PJ NOW GRABBING MIRAI FROM BEHIND BEFORE ATTEMPTING A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX, BUT MIRAI IS ABLE TO JUST BARELY FREE ONE OF HIS ARMS BEFORE HITTING A BACK ELBOW! Mirai now with a hip toss that brings PJ to the mat, AND MIRAI ATTEMPTS A KNEE DROP BUT PJ ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, CAUSING MIRAI’S KNEE TO CRASH ONTO THE MAT!
Stew-O: PJ QUICKLY GETS UP AND LIFTS MIRAI UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FROM BEHIND, BEFORE PLANTING MIRAI ONTO THE MAT WITH THE HURRICANE!!! THE HURRICANE CONNECTS AND MIRAI NATSU MIGHT BE FORCED TO TAKE A SECOND LOSS IN A ROW TO PJ HENDRX, AS PJ GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
Stew-O: NO! NEVERMIND THAT, MIRAI JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP AND KEPT THIS MATCH ALIVE!!!! This match is still on, Mirai is still in this!
Jake Mercer: PJ Hendrx slowly rolls out to the ring apron, and it looks like he knows that the best decision he could make right now is to try and quickly put this one away while he still has the upper hand! PJ is waiting for Mirai to make it back to his feet, and it looks like PJ might be getting his wish as Mirai slowly makes it back up to his feet, still worn out from the Hurricane! Mirai finally manages to stand, but I think he may have made a huge mistake, AS PJ LOOKS TO FINISH THIS MATCH OFF! PIERCE OF AFFLICTION!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! MIRAI COUNTERS THE MOVE WITH A KNEE STRIKE, DROPPING PJ HENDRX!!!! MIRAI QUICKLY PULLS PJ UP BEFORE HOOKING THE ARMS, AND NOW THERE’S GRADUATION!!!! GRADUATION CONNECTS AS MIRAI QUICKLY DROPS DOWN ON TOP OF PJ, LOOKING TO PICK UP THE VICTORY!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND THIS TIME IT’S PJ HENDRX THAT FINDS THE KICKOUT, AND MIRAI CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! THAT MOVE CAME OUT OF NOWHERE, AND EVEN I THOUGHT THAT IT WOULD’VE BEEN THE MOVE TO GET THE JOB DONE, BUT INSTEAD PJ IS STILL IN THIS MATCH! What a kickout!
Stew-O: Mirai doesn’t get up as fast as PJ did, as he’s still worn out from the move he received earlier! Slowly Mirai makes it back to his feet though, and he slowly starts to drag PJ back up to his feet! Mirai now tosses PJ into the ropes, AND HE GOES FOR SHINNIHON-
Jake Mercer: BUT PJ COUNTERS THE SPINEBUSTER INTO A DDT!!! HUGE COUNTER BY PJ HENDRX AS NOW BOTH ELITISTS ARE DOWN ON THE MAT, STRUGGLING TO MAKE IT BACK UP TO THEIR FEET AND KEEP THIS MATCH GOING! This is becoming a really close match!
Flannery McCoy: PJ slowly pulls himself up before dragging Mirai up by the hair, BUT MIRAI LANDS A RIGHT HAND, CAUSING PJ TO STUMBLE! PJ is quick to respond though, as he hits Mirai with a knee to the midsection! Both men are barely even standing after the huge moves they’ve hit each other with, BUT THEY CONTINUE TO FIGHT ANYWAY AS MIRAI HITS PJ WITH AN ELBOW THAT CAUSES PJ TO TURN AWAY FROM HIM!! MIRAI GRABBING PJ BEFORE SENDING HIM INTO THE ROPES- BUT PJ HOLDS ONTO THEM, STOPPING HIMSELF FROM BOUNCING OFF RIGHT INTO HARM’S WAY!
Stew-O: MIRAI CHARGES IN, BUT PJ CUTS HIM OFF LOOKING FOR A LARIAT, WHICH MIRAI IS ABLE TO DUCK- JUST TO GET HIT WITH A SUPERKICK!!! MIRAI WASN’T ABLE TO DUCK THAT ONE, AND NOW MIRAI FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES BEFORE BOUNCING RIGHT INTO A BICYCLE KICK FROM PJ!!! PJ NOW GRABS MIRAI BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!!! MIRAI IS REPEATEDLY PUNCHING PJ IN THE TOP OF HIS HEAD, BUT THIS ISN’T LOOKING GOOD FOR HIM! COULD WE BE SEEING THE END OF MIRAI NATSU IN THIS MATCH, OR WILL HE FIND A COUNTER FOR PJ HENDRX???
Jake Mercer: IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S MANAGED TO FIND THAT COUNTER AS HE PULLS HIMSELF OVER PJ AND DOWN ONTO HIS FEET! MIRAI TURNS PJ AROUND, AND NOW MIRAI GOES FOR A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION BEFORE BACKING UP! AGGRESSIVE STYLE- NO! AGGRESSIVE STYLE DOESN’T CONNECT!!! ONCE AGAIN PJ MANAGES TO AVOID IT BEFORE GRABBING MIRAI FROM BEHIND, BUT MIRAI IS ABLE TO GRAB PJ BEFORE PULLING HIM DOWN FOR A SNAPMARE! MIRAI RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE LOOKING FOR A PENALTY KICK- BUT PJ AVOIDS IT BEFORE QUICKLY GETTING UP AND SHOVING MIRAI INTO THE CORNER! PJ NOW RUNNING IN, BEFORE HITTING A HUGE ELBOW STRIKE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: PJ NOW GRABBING MIRAI FROM BEHIND BEFORE HITTING THE SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX, AND NOW THAT MIRAI IS DOWN PJ BEGINS TO MAKE HIS WAY OUT TO THE RING APRON! PJ Hendrx is looking to get a second victory over Mirai Natsu, and it looks like this might just be happening! Mirai gets back up, AND ONCE AGAIN PJ GOES FOR THE PIERCE OF AFFLICTION, BUT MIRAI AVOIDS IT!
Stew-O: PJ ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET THOUGH, AND IMMEDIATELY PULLS MIRAI’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM!! PJ IS TRYING TO SET UP FOR PHANTOM’S LOST CRY!!!!
Jake Mercer: MIRAI DOESN’T LET THAT HAPPEN THOUGH!!! HE IS ABLE TO KICK PJ AWAY FROM HIM BEFORE QUICKLY GETTING BACK UP, AND NOW PJ CHARGES TOWARDS MIRAI-
Flannery McCoy: RIGHT INTO SHINNIHON!!!! THE SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS!!!! PJ HENDRX WAS JUST HIT WITH THE SPINEBUSTER OUT OF NOWHERE, AND NOW MIRAI GOES FOR THE COVER KNOWING THAT THIS MATCH SHOULD BE OVER!!!! MIRAI CAN BARELY EVEN PULL HIMSELF ON TOP OF PJ, BUT HE BARELY MANAGES TO HOOK THE LEG!!
Stew-O: WAIT!!! PJ’S FOOT!! PJ’S FOOT IS UNDER THE-
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. MIRAIIIIIIIII NNAAAATTTTTSSSUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Stew-O: WOAH!!! What an ending to a great match by these two newcomers! PJ was able to win their last match but Mirai Natsu was able to get the upper hand this time, though not without controversy!
Jake Mercer: Controversy? WRONG! My sources were just right! Just like I said, Mirai ALLOWED PJ to win their last match!
Flannery McCoy: But PJ’s foot was under the.. Nevermind. The referee’s mistake might have cost PJ the match, but in the end he still had a performance to be proud of.
Stew-O: That’s true. In the end, one way or another Mirai managed to make this his night, but this is a loss I don’t think PJ will be happy about! Either way, congratulations Mirai Natsu!
(‘KILLKA [Slowed + Reverb]’ starts back up, and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as Mirai Natsu slowly makes his way back up to his feet, exhausted after that close match. Mirai has his hand raised by the referee as PJ Hendrx rolls out to ringside, and the crowd continues to give a mixed reaction. Mirai Natsu celebrates his victory, and from there Dynasty fades from ringside.)
(A commercial is shown for HelloFresh featuring Ronan Malosi. A monthly box of delicious food freshly delivered to your front door. Better than whatever cafeteria garbage he’s eating.)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades back into the arena with the crowd bustling in anticipation after what was already a tremendous start to the show so far. Their excitement ups even more upon hearing ‘Runnin’ by 21 Savage & Metro Boomin blasting through the PA system, with them erupting in cheers while the camera pans over to the stage. Bronson Daniels is then seen making his way out of the backstage area, taking a circle around the stage while taking the time to hype up the already pumped-up crowd here tonight in Spain. He stops and scans the arena with a grin on his face, tugging the jacket he has on alongside his ring gear, ready for his match against Christian Justin Fields tonight. From there he then begins to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome… BRONSON DANIELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well it sure came as a surprise last week at Midsummer Massacre when we saw the return of former Interwire Champion and New Breed Champion Bronson Daniels to EAW. It had been quite a bit since we saw him, specifically last year when he lost the Interwire Championship to Andre Walker. And now here he is, it’s clear after all this time off that a lot has happened to him, and a lot has changed. But is that for the better? That is something that remains to be seen.
Flannery McCoy: And will be shown tonight don’t forget, as he is making his in-ring return against a rookie Christian Justin Fields here on Dynasty. But before that, it seems that he has something on his mind and is going to say what he feels on the microphone right now. I’m sure interested in what he has to say, and I’m 100% certain that this is going to give us a hint concerning what’s next for him especially as Poor Unfortunate Souls rears its head and nears closer and closer.
Jake Mercer: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. GET THIS CHUMP OUT OF HERE. DYNASTY WAS BETTER WHEN HE WAS GONE AND NOW HE’S BACK??? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
(Bronson makes his way up the steel steps before standing on the apron and entering the ring. He climbs up to the top rope and raises an arm in the air before jumping back down to the canvas and beginning to make his way over to the center of the ring. He grips the microphone that is already in his hand while ‘Runnin’ begins to come to a close. From there, he brings his microphone up to his mouth and begins to speak.)
Bronson Daniels: Damn, how long has it been? One month? Two months? A year? Yeah, something like that… Now I know what you’re here for, I get it. You don’t wanna hear me speak, you wanna see me wrestle, and I promise I’m gonna get to that in a bit. But just hear me out for one moment because I got something to get off my chest. Every single day for the past two months I’ve gotten out of bed and I’ve worked. Four in the morning, pitch black, while everyone was sleeping I was already on my first mile. Noon I was in the gym working on being possibly in the best condition of my life. Eight at night I’m hot off a three-hour training session and I keep it moving knowing I have to do the same thing tomorrow. I’ve grinded and I’ve grinded and I’ve grinded and not once have I stepped into an EAW ring since you last saw me. Because I knew there was going to be that little bit of self-doubt in the back of my head. What if you lost it? What if you aren’t good enough anymore? And for the past two months, I’ve spent all that time getting rid of that self-doubt, and making sure that from here on out you only see the best Bronson Daniels possible. Because I’ll be damned if I take this one opportunity that I have for granted.
(The crowd cheers while Bronson pauses and allows them to get their energy out. Once they calm down he continues.)
Bronson Daniels: I wasn’t giving you my all when I reached the end last time, even as the Interwire Champion and bearing all this responsibility and pressure on my back. Time after time again I failed you and I failed you and it was to this point where I had nothing left. That’s doing an injustice to me, and most importantly that’s doing an injustice to you. That’s not something that you deserve especially when you give your money out to see me. I don’t know how long I’m going to be here whether that be a month or a year but I don’t give a damn, that entire way there I am going to keep my foot on the gas pedal and keep going. Because ain’t nobody going to bring me down now. I’m going at 110% and nothing is going to stop me. Which is why I’m not going to waste any time because time is precious and we all know that. I have a lot of catching up to do and I’ve heard the talks about potential and whatnot and I’m going to make sure that I reach that one way or another. Poor Unfortunate Souls is coming up and while that Supershow is stacked, it would eat me alive to have to watch that at home knowing that I’m not on the card. Because that would just be ironic right?
Bronson Daniels: So I’m going to make SURE that you see me on that card and that means making sure I get myself a match. It seems far-fetched but you’d be surprised to see the number of people as hungry as I am to get an opportunity. Which is why I’m going to give out an open challenge to WHOEVER wants to step in the ring and face me at Poor Unfortunate Souls. Doesn’t matter if you’re on Dynasty, Voltage, Showdown, Battleground, Empire, whatever. You’re seeing a different Bronson Daniels and I’m telling you right now, I’m a different beast AND a different animal. Now get my opponent out here so we can start this off right.
(Bronson drops down his microphone while turning around and looking towards the stage. Where Stephie Love is heard.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Already in the ring… residing in Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 210 pounds… REMASTERED… BRONSON DANIELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: So nice, they had to do it twice-
Jake Mercer: SHUT UP STEW. DON’T HYPE THAT MAN UP. HE’S A FRAUD. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
(‘ I Am Jesus’ by Infant Sorrow is heard blasting through the speakers as Christian Justin Fields can be seen making his way out through gorilla, gesturing to the fans to make some noise, before entering the ring as Stephie continues to announce.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from London, England… weighing in at 218 pounds… ‘THE CENTER OF ATTENTION’… CHRISTIAN JUSTIN FIELDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Tonight can go one of two ways for this young man, he can either put together one of the most amazing debuts we’ve ever seen by knocking off a former New Breed and Interwire Champion in Bronson Daniels. Or he could fall just short of making history and try to put together the pieces of having to deal with a soiled debut.
Flannery McCoy: I’m sure Christian Justin Fields is feeling a tremendous amount of pressure knowing he’s facing the returning Bronson Daniels here tonight. But if he wants to walk out of here victorious tonight, he’s going to have to get rid of the butterflies and keep himself composed.
( Christian Justin Fields climbs onto the top rope and taunts the crowd who gives him a mixed reaction as ‘ I Am Jesus’ fades out before the referee finally signals for the bell. )
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stew-O: And it’s Christian Justin Fields who’s the aggressor as he charges towards Bronson Daniels and knocks him down with a clothesline! But Bronson Daniels bounces right back up and charges straight at Fields and knocks him down with a clothesline of his own!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson isn’t waiting for Fields to get back up to his feet as he immediately begins stomping the midsection of Fields who’s doing everything he can on the ground to stop the rapid succession of those kicks BUT IT’S TOO NO AVAIL AND BRONSON JUMPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A DIVING LEG DROP RIGHT ACROSS THE STERNUM AND CHEST OF CHRISTIAN JUSTIN FIELDS WHO’S WINCING IN PAIN!
Jake Mercer: Christian Justin Fields made a huge mistake attempting to be the aggressor and the veteran Bronson Daniels is making him pay for it, as Daniels begins to pick fields up to his feet– its evident Fields is in a lot of pain right now as Daniels rushes towards the ropes and bounces off right back towards fields— WAIT IS HE…???
Stew-O: HE IS!!! HE IS!!! MICKEY I KNOCKED YOUR HEAD OFF!! THE RUNNING ELBOW STRIKE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD CONNECTS ON CHRISTIAN JUSTIN FIELD WHO JUST SINKS TO THE CANVAS AS BRONSON DANIELS HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!!!
( Ding! Ding! Ding! )
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…. ‘REMASTERED’ BROOOOOOOOONNSSOOOOOOONNNNNN DAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNIIIIIEEEELLLSSS!!!!
(‘Runnin’ by 21 Savage begins to play as the referee raises Bronson Daniels’s hand in victory as the crowd begins to cheer once more. )
Stew-O: Well I stand corrected, Bronson Daniels showed absolutely no signs of ring rust here tonight! He put away Christian Justin Fields in an incredibly quick fashion and proved that he is an absolute force to be reckoned with.
Flannery McCoy: What Bronson Daniels just did was nothing short of dominance. He looks like he hasn’t missed a step and if things keep going like this for him moving forward, who knows what the future will hold for this talented elitist?
( The camera shows Bronson Daniels on the top rope celebrating with the crowd one last time before fading elsewhere. )
(Friday Night Dynasty fades into the backstage area of the WIZink Center, with the camera focusing on the office of Dynasty General Manager Tyrone Montgomery. He’s seen behind his desk on the phone as he chatters with whoever that may be on the other line.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Yes… Yes sir… Of course, Poor Unfortunate Souls will go great… Trust me, the marketing is a hit, and the Disney execs LOVE it; I’m telling you, this is going to be a win for all of us…. Yes, I know what’s happening on Voltage… Oh, no sir not us. Those Voltage people are… savages to say the least, and I know Eden Sinclair and Captain Charisma are doing their best to weather that storm no doubt. But Dynasty? Zero problems so far. Rest assured, everything is going to go just fine…
(While the conversation goes on, someone is heard knocking at the door. Tyrone peeks upward before continuing to speak, looking to wrap things up.)
Tyrone Montgomery: And I’m going to show you exactly why, I’ll call you back.
(Tyrone ends the call before looking up once again to see the door slowly. The camera goes over to reveal none other than EAW Hall of Famer Madison Kaline, triggering the crowd to erupt into loud cheers upon seeing the Dynasty Elitist enter Tyrone’s office. Tyrone greets her with a warming smile before beginning to welcome her in.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Madison! I see you got my invitation, thank you for agreeing to have this meeting with me. I promise I won’t take up much of your time. Please, have a seat.
(Madison bears a serious expression on her face as Tyrone greets her. It’s clear that right now she’s not the happiest person after her loss to Andre Walker at Midsummer Massacre. She expected to walk out as the Undisputed World Heavyweight Interwire Champion, but… she ended up titleless. Now she gets invited to Tyrone’s office for what? A pat on the back? That’s at the very least what she expected.)
Madison Kaline: This better be worth my time.
Tyrone Montgomery: Whoa! Calm down with the sass, I am your boss after all. Just take a seat, I promise it will.
(Madison reluctantly pulls a chair and takes a seat while Tyrone leans forward in his office chair and clasps his hands together, looking to get right down to business.)
Tyrone Montgomery: A few weeks back during the contract signing for your match at Midsummer Massacre I stated that this is the match that people are going to have their eyes on. Hot off the heels of a landmark acquisition of EAW under the Walt Disney Corporation, expectations were high for the first Free-Per-View of said partnership. I wanted to make sure that there was a good… first impression to say the least. Because the way I look at it, this new EAW is a fresh slate. A blank canvas to work with and believe me, I sought to create the best painting with the guidance of Bob Chapek and Disney-
Madison Kaline: Get to the point.
Tyrone Montgomery: My point is, that your match was top billing. The epitome of Midsummer Massacre and most importantly, representing EAW and Disney in its entirety. And let me just say, you delivered. You went out there with Andre Walker and you put on a match that got people talking, and that’s what we want right? More eyes on the product, and that means more views, more popularity, more merch sales, and more Disney Plus subscriptions, I’m sure you like money, and guess what, there’s more where that came from. That… is all thanks to you Madison. Sure you lost, but so what? You’re a draw! And that’s great, it gives me the validation I need to know that my investment in you and your brand was worth it. Which is why… I’d like to give you a reward for your efforts.
Madison Kaline: So, what you’re saying is that I lost and you want to throw me a bone by giving me a consolation prize. I promise you, Tyrone, I do not need your pity. I’ve been through worse before and I’ve gotten out of it all by myself. The last thing I need is any sort of handout from you or anyone else.
Tyrone Montgomery: Oh no no no, this is not a handout rest assured. I’m not just giving you something, I know much better than to do that. Madison, I see you as someone that can lead EAW and Disney to the future, just as the fans spoke once the curtains closed for MSM. We need to capitalize on that and strike while the iron is hot. So I’m giving you the… opportunity per se… to do what you were meant to do, and that was lead. That’s what I did for Limmy Monaghan last week, and that’s what I can do for you. So here’s what I’m thinking… I want you to be the Team Captain for the 5-on-5-on-5 Brand Warfare match at Territorial Invasion.
(Madison perks up in interest after hearing that. Leading her own team into Brand Warfare? It was definitely something that enticed her, especially considering the choices from the already stacked Dynasty roster. Sure, the last two years haven’t gone so hot for Team Dynasty, having lost alongside Team Showdown to the always red hot Team Voltage. Madison has the opportunity to change their luck, and that’s why a smirk begins to grow on her face.)
Madison Kaline: I’ll get started right away.
Tyrone Montgomery: This is great! Oh you don’t know how happy I am to hear you’re on board with this. Believe me, I want to see EAW succeed just as much as the other guy, but I would also love the opportunity to show some brand superiority in the form of friendly competition. Am I right? You’re the right woman for the job Madison, and I trust you can build a team good enough to lead Dynasty to victory.
(Madison nods her head before standing up out of her chair and taking her leave. The last shot seen is a pleased Tyrone Montgomery leaning back in his chair while Friday Night Dynasty from there begins to transition over to elsewhere.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a Tag Team match, and it is scheduled for… ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(‘The Dying Song (Time to Sing)’ by Slipknot begins to blast through the arena, as a negative reaction is given to Shane Gates who walks through the curtain. He appears on the stage, before walking down the rampway. ‘The Dying Song’ would be quickly replaced by ‘Catalina Fight Song’ by Joyce Manor, as the same negative reaction continues as Nick Hart walks out. He joins Shane Gates as they enter the ring and into their corner.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM HUNTINGTON BEACH, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT 213 POUNDS… HE IS THE ‘NATURAL BORN KILLER’… SHANE GATES!!!!!! AND HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER, FROM PORTLAND, OREGON… WEIGHING IN AT 225 POUNDS… HE IS THE ‘MAN OF 1000 PINS’… NICK HART!!!!!
Stew-O: Nick Hart and Shane Gates have been really unlucky since the beginning of the Season, but this week is a new week, and they look to pull an upset victory over the team of Ruler and Joso!
Flannery McCoy: No matter how many times they have lost in the past, they should not be doubted. They know that they can pull an upset victory at any given moment, and we may see it here tonight.
(‘Catalina Fight Song’ fades away, as ‘Prices’ by Lil Uzi Vert begins to blast throughout the arena, the negative reaction continues to get louder and louder as Ruler eerily makes his way onto the stage. He slowly walks down the rampway, before stomping at the bottom of the ramp near ringside, as ‘Trophies’ by Drake replaces ‘Prices’. The reaction from the audience finally turns more positive, as Joso confidently makes his way onto the stage. He makes his way down to the ramp, as he and Ruler both get into the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND THEIR OPPONENTS, FIRST, RESIDING IN ‘THE RESERVED’ IN BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS… WEIGHING IN AT 220 POUNDS… HE IS THE ‘MONARCH OF AGONY’… RULER!!!!! AND HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER, FROM BRONX, NEW YORK… WEIGHING IN AT 206 POUNDS… HE IS THE ‘NEW ERA’… JOSO!!!!!
Stew-O: Joso and Ruler are both challengers for the EAW Interwire Championship, where Andre Walker will be defending against the both of them in a Triple Threat match at Poor Unfortunate Souls! But now this week, they are forced to team up to take on Nick Hart and Shane Gates.
Flannery McCoy: This is a “Can they co-exist” scenario for the both of them, but I believe that they can work together to be able to take the win in this match, but at the end of the day, we will have to wait and see how this match plays out as time goes on!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we go with this Tag Team match! And it seems that it is going to be Joso and Shane Gates starting this match, as they look to meet in the middle of the ring-
Jake Mercer: :comeagain:
Flannery McCoy: It seems that Nick Hart just tagged himself in! Shane Gates does not look happy at all, as now it is Nick who enters the match to start with Joso! But it seems that he is a bit distracted, as he is too busy mocking Gates, before he turns around-.. AND JOSO JUST RAN STRAIGHT INTO THE CORNER AND CAUGHT NICK HART WITH A HIGH KNEE! Nick Hart is OUT, as you could see his head bounce off the turnbuckle after that high knee, and now he drags Nick Hart into the center of the ring, and this match is starting off hot!
Stew-O: Nick Hart has no clue where he is right now, as Joso now runs the ropes… AND HE CATCHES HIM WITH A STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! Joso just sent his feet right through the soul of Nick Hart! Joso is immediately going to drop down, and he makes the first cover of the match, and it might also be the last!
Jake Mercer: Nick Hart is able to get the kickout, but it seems that Ruler wants to be tagged in! Joso doesn’t want to do it, but he does nonetheless, and the tag is made to The Monarch Of Agony!
Flannery McCoy: Ruler is now in this match, AND HE GOES RIGHT AFTER NICK HART! Those fierce strikes are quickly making their way into the abdomen of Nick Hart, and Nick tries to fight back, but is met with a right hand right to the face for his trouble. Ruler now sends Hart into the corner, and he runs towards him-… but look! Nick got his boot up, but Ruler caught it! Ruler drops Nick’s foot, but Nick now falls to his knees, and he pulls Ruler into a schoolboy! Nick is desperate here!
Stew-O: But no matter Nick Hart’s efforts, Ruler is able to get the easy kickout! But now Nick is scrambling to Shane Gates for a tag, but he gets cut off with a huge soccer kick right to the skull! Nick falls down from all fours, but he still has his arm up in the air, and Shane looks to tag himself in-.. But not for long, as that arm drops! Ruler now drags Nick right back to his corner, and he extends the hand out to Joso, and Joso looks to tag in, but wait! Ruler just decided against it!
Jake Mercer: Ruler drags Nick to the center of the ring, and he runs the ropes before catching Nick Hart right in the head with a sliding knee strike-.. But he is able to get out of dodge! Nick Hart gets out of the dodge and they are back up to their feet, AND NICK CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO RULER! NICK HART JUST CONNECTED WITH A SUPERKICK ON RULER! Nick now scrambles back to his corner, and this time he is able to get the tag! Shane Gates tags in, and he is now the legal man in the match!
Flannery McCoy: Shane Gates makes his way into the match, and he bolts towards Ruler, but he gets met with a roundhouse kick almost immediately! Gates staggers back as Ruler now rebounds off the ropes, and he runs towards Gates, but Gates goes from behind and grabs Ruler around the waist, before connecting with a huge german suplex! Ruler landed right on his head, but he is able to quickly stagger back up to his feet, only to be met with a big boot by Gates! He falls down to a knee, as Gates runs the ropes, but now it’s Ruler who is back up, as he catches Shane with that huge backhand!
Stew-O: Shane Gates is dazed, as now Ruler grabs him by the head, and throws him over into a headlock takedown! Gates has nowhere to go, as Ruler continues to wrench it in, before now grabbing him by the arm, and Ruler gets to his knees, where he drives his knee right into the arm of Gates! Ruler gets up to his feet, as he pulls Gates up with him, and then connects with a huge chop, and that takes him back! Shane rebounds off the ropes, and right into another chop! BUT GATES JUST RESPONDED WITH A HUGE CHOP OF HIS OWN, AND THAT SENDS RULER DOWN TO A KNEE!
Jake Mercer: Shane Gates runs the ropes once more, but Ruler quickly is able to get back up to his feet, and he moves around to behind Gates, grabbing him by the waist and he takes Gates down with a takedown. Ruler is able to roll over, and he gets Gates up to his feet before grabbing him by the leg, and he connects with a leg snap! Shane Gates goes right back down, holding onto his leg, and Ruler just continues the beat down! He runs the ropes, and connects with a quick kick right to the head of Gates, before just taking the time to taunt.
Flannery McCoy: But maybe he’s taking too much time! Gates has been able to recover, and he grabs Ruler while Ruler wasn’t paying attention! Gates has Ruler up onto his shoulders, AND HE DROPS HIM DOWN RIGHT ONTO HIS HEAD! DARKNESS BELOW! THE BURNING HAMMER CONNECTS, AND SHANE GATES GOES FOR THE COVER! THIS COULD BE IT RIGHT HERE!
Stew-O: WHAT?! RULER JUST EASILY POWERED OUT WITH A KICKOUT! SHANE GATES IS IN DISBELIEF! Ruler is immediately back up to his feet, and Gates looks to continue to stay right on him, but he gets caught with a bicycle kick! Ruler now throws Gates into his corner, and Ruler runs full force, connecting with a corner clothesline, and then another one! And another one! Ruler continues to connect with these corner clotheslines, and Gates looks out! Ruler holds Shane Gates up in the corner, and then he, although reluctantly, tags Joso in! Joso is back in this match!
Jake Mercer: And Joso runs on the apron, and meets Gates with a big enzuigiri kick from the outside of the ring as he falls out of the corner! Joso now enters the ring, and he picks Gates up to his feet, before connecting with a huge german suplex! But he holds on, as he rolls through, getting them back up to their feet, and then connects with a snapdragon! Gates landed right on his head, and now he is up to his knees, as Joso runs the ropes, before connecting with a knee strike right to the jaw! And now Joso gets Gates up to his feet, and connects with a swift brainbuster!
Flannery McCoy: Gates looks to be out of it, but Joso isn’t done, as now he catches Gates right in the chest with a stomp! He now picks him back up to his feet, but it looks like Shane Gates is going to start fighting back! He is connecting with those strikes, but Joso is just asobring them all, as they don’t have any affect on him, and Joso just quickly turns around before connecting with an overhead kick, and that drops Gates back into a seated position!
Stew-O: Joso runs the ropes, but Shane Gates is able to move out of dodge as he tries to crawl over to his corner to tag in Nick Hart, but Joso is able to immediately stop him right in his tracks. Joso pulls him back to the middle of the ring, and he quickly stomps right on the shoulder blade! And again! Joso picks Gates back up to his feet, before connecting with a high knee right to the face, and Gates backs into the corner.
Jake Mercer: And Joso runs from the other side of the ring, and right into the corner, catching Shane Gates with a powerful uppercut! Gates staggers out of the corner, as Joso runs the ropes, and connects with a running bulldog! Shane Gates rolls out of the ring, and look! Nick Hart is trying to get in, but Ruler cuts him off and drops him, as he falls off the apron! And now Joso and Ruler are staring down at each other in the middle of the ring… AND THEY RUN OFF OPPOSITE SIDES OF THE RING, AS RULER CONNECTS WITH A TOPE CON HILO TO THE OUTSIDE ON NICK, WHILE JOSO HITS A SUICIDE DIVE ON GATES!
Flannery McCoy: Joso now quickly throws Shane Gates back into the ring as Ruler runs around ringside and back to his corner on the apron! Joso now gets Shane to the middle of the ring, and he lifts him up into a vertical suplex lift, BEFORE DROPPING HIM WITH A CUTTER! EXECUTIONER FROM HELL HITS THE LANDING, AND JOSO WILL QUICKLY GO INTO THE COVER! THIS COULD BE IT RIGHT HERE! JOSO AND RULER HAS THIS MATCH WON!
Stew-O: NOOO!!!! NICK HART WAS ABLE TO GET INTO THE RING TO BREAK UP THE PINFALL! NICK’S DRAGGING GATES TO THE CORNER NOW, AS HE EXITS ONTO THE RING, AND HE MAKES THE TAG! NICK HART TAGS HIMSELF BACK IN!
Jake Mercer: AND A SPEAR TO JOSO! SPEAR TO JOSO BY NICK HART! NICK HART AND SHANE GATES MIGHT ACTUALLY WIN THIS MATCH, AS NICK HART QUICKLY GETS INTO THE COVER! THAT’S IT! THAT’S IT! IT MIGHT BE OVER! IT MIGHT BE OVER! JOSO IS COMPLETELY OUT OF IT, AND THE REFEREE JUMPS INTO THE PIN! THIS HAS TO BE IT!
Flannery McCoy: BUT JOSO IS ABLE TO KICK OUT! JOSO IS ABLE TO KICK OUT, BUT NICK HART AIN’T BACKING DOWN! NICK HART GETS JOSO BACK UP… BUT JOSO CATCHES NICK HART WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST! WAIT NO! NICK DODGES THE BACK FIST, AND HE GRABS JOSO… SPANISH FLY! NOW THAT HAS TO BE IT! NICK HART IS BACK INTO THE COVER!
Stew-O: JOSO KICKS OUT ONCE AGAIN! Nick Hart doesn’t know what to do right now! You can tell that he is panicking! On two different occasions, Nick Hart had almost pinned the New Era Classic Tournament winner and won the match for him and Shane Gates, but I don’t think he is done! Nick Hart is beating down on Joso, not giving him any time to breathe! You can tell the desperation on his face! Joso has kicked out of two of Nick’s best moves, and it looks like Nick Hart is going to tag Shane Gates back into this match!
Flannery McCoy: You can hear Nick Hart yelling at Shane Gates to take advantage of this opportunity, and it seems Gates is going to! Gates quickly gets Joso back up to his feet, and he connects with a huge forearm smash! Joso is dazed, and now Shane Gates is going to go for the spinebuster, but Joso is able to get out of it! AND JOSO WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO SHANE GATES! Joso connects with the superkick! Shane Gates falls down to his knees, and Joso hits another knee strike!
Stew-O: Joso picks Shane Gates right back up to his feet, and he connects with an overhead kick! Shane Gates completely squandered their opportunity at possibly winning this match, and now Joso is right back in control as he connects with a jumping ddt! Gates lands right on his head, and Joso looks right towards Ruler, and you can tell that Ruler is pissed off after those nearfalls that almost made them suffer an upsetting loss! But Joso has taken control right back, as he is back up to his feet-… AND JOSO JUST SUPERKICKED NICK HART RIGHT OFF THE APRON! DOWN GOES NICK HART!
Jake Mercer: And now Joso goes to his corner, and he runs right at Shane Gates, connecting with a huge punt kick! Shane Gates looks completely out, and now he tags Ruler into the match! Ruler is in!
Flannery McCoy: AND RULER RUNS THE ROPES, BEFORE JUMPING ONTO THEM… AND HE COMPLETELY SHIFTS HIS MOMENTUM, CATCHING NICK HART ON THE OUTSIDE WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE! RULER GETS UP TO HIS FEET, AND DIVES BACK INTO THE RING AS JOSO HAS A HOLD OF SHANE GATES! JOSO GETS SHANE GATES ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN AN ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER POSITION, AND IT LOOKS LIKE RULER IS IN POSITION FOR SOMETHING!
Stew-O: GRATEFUL DEATH! JOSO DROPS SHANE GATES RIGHT INTO THE KNEE LIFT… AND THEN SHANE LANDS RIGHT INTO THE REVOLUTIONIZER!! SPINNING BACK HEEL KICK CONNECTS, AND SHANE GATES IS DONE! HE IS DONE! RULER GOES INTO THE PIN, AS JOSO WATCHES SO NICK HART CAN’T BREAK IT UP!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS… JOSO AND RULER!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Prices’ begin to blast through the arena once more, as a mixed reaction is given to the odd team of Joso and Ruler. They both move to the middle of the ring, staring at each other as the ref gets in between them to hold up their arms in victory, before they start celebrating.)
Stew-O: An impressive win by Joso and Ruler here tonight! They proved that they could co-exist, and even though Nick Hart and Shane Gates really tried their hardest in this match, in the end it wasn’t good enough!
(The Camera would quickly pan to the backstage area while Ruler and Joso continue to celebrate, as it shows Andre Walker and Albert Hitchman, in his locker room as they were watching the match go down. Andre Walker looks clearly unbothered, while Albert Hitchman looks on, looking very focused at the TV.)
Flannery McCoy: You can tell that Andre Walker looks unfazed by this impressive victory, but nonetheless, Joso and Ruler tonight showed that they are threats to that Interwire Championship! And you can only wonder what will go down at Poor Unfortunate Souls!
(The Camera transitions a few times to the ring and backstage of Andre watching on, until it eventually goes back to the ring, and the final image is of Joso and Ruler both celebrating their victory, as the Camera would fade from there.)
(A commercial is shown teasing the return of the OLD Roberto De La Rosa confronting Andre Walker for the Undisputed World Heavyweight Interwire Championship.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a Tag Team match and it is scheduled for… ONE FALL!!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Antihero’ by LISA begins to blast throughout the arena to a well received mixed reaction, as Jay Jerry Johnson walks through the curtain and onto the stage. Looking confident, he begins to make his way down the ramp, before entering the ring, when ‘Antihero’ is quickly replaced by ‘A Stranger I Remain’ by Free Dominguez. The mixed reaction is quickly drowned out by an explosion of boos, as Amir Yusuf eagerly made his way onto the stage. He breathes in all of the hate, before walking down the ramp and entering the ring. He gets in the face of Jay Jerry Johnson.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, FROM YOKOHAMA, JAPAN… WEIGHING IN AT 206 POUNDS… HE IS THE ‘CHARISMATIC ARTIST’… JAY JERRY JOHNSON!!!! AND HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER, RESIDING IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS… WEIGHING IN AT 182 POUNDS… HE IS THE ‘IRREPLACEABLE’… AMIR YUSUF!!!!!!
Stew-O: This is an unlikely team! Things between Amir Yusuf and Jay Jerry Johnson have been heating up as of late, and now tonight they have to go to battle together on each other’s side to make sure that they can pick up the win against the Off-Brand Amphetamines.
Flannery McCoy: This is going to be a difficult task, especially considering that they are a “Can they Co-Exist” team going up against the former Unified Tag Team Champions, but I have a feeling that they are going to surprise us here tonight and pick up the win.
(‘A Stranger I Remain’ would fade out, as it would then be replaced by ‘People are Strange’ by The Dead South. The negative reaction only grows louder, as both Solomon Stane and Kirk Redwood, along with Trixie Stane would appear on the stage. They both look more eager than ever, looking to get back on track, as they would make their way down the rampway, making their way into the ring and taunting the audience.)
Stephie Love: AND THEIR OPPONENTS… ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY TRIXIE STANE… AT A COMBINED WEIGHT OF 476 POUNDS… SOLOMON STANE AND KIRK REDWOOD… THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES!!!
Stew-O: As you were saying Flannery, Off-Brand Amphetamines recently suffered a disappointing defeat, losing the Unified Tag Team Championships to The Prescription at Midsummer Massacre, but they are looking to turn their luck right back around here tonight, looking to get a victory over Triple J and Amir Yusuf!
Flannery McCoy: Even though they may be able to work through this match taking advantage of the Can they Co-Exist situation, I don’t think it would be best for them to underestimate these two. As singles stars, Amir Yusuf and Jay are both amazing, and one could only wonder what they can do as a functioning team. But nonetheless, this match is sure to be great!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And this tag team match is officially underway – The Off-Brand Amphetamines taking on the unlikely duo of Amir Yusuf and Triple J! Amir and Solomon Stane will both be starting off the match for their respective teams as the two lock up in the centre! Solomon Stane quickly attempts to overpower Amir Yusuf into the ropes, but Amir is able to duck down and go through the legs of Solomon, and he hits a dropkick that sends Stane right into the ropes instead!!
Jake Mercer: As a duo, the tag team of Amir Yusuf and Triple J is very unbalanced when it comes to all of the necessities that a team truly needs; Having experience and great teamwork being a huge one of those. But separately? That’s a different story. These two have both been through a lot in singles competition, and they have both shaped themselves to be at the very best they possibly could at this very moment. That’s why we are seeing Amir Yusuf right now dodging and reversing attacks by the much larger Solomon Stane- And Amir runs to springboard off of the ropes and he lands A HUGE Tornado DDT!!!
Flannery McCoy: You’re right, Jake. Maybe, just maybe, if Amir Yusuf and Triple J can set their attention to the task at hand and both bring out their best individually, they can make great work of The Off-Brand Amphetamines and pull out a victory! And now Amir looks to be ascending to the top rope, but Solomon Stane pushes the ropes in which Amir’s foot was on, and he crashes off the top!! Solomon Stane now grabs Amir by the head and picks him up, but Amir lands a strike to the arm breaking the grip, and an enziguri to the temple!!
Stew-O: Amir is staying on the attack and wisely choosing his openings, as Stane is being forced to waste more energy early on in this match. Amir begins to land some punches onto Stane, and a kick to the knee, but Solomon Stane pushes him back into his corner!
Stew-O: And Jay Jerry Johnson WACKS the shoulder of Amir Yusuf, tagging himself into the match! Amir looks annoyed by this as he was doing very well for himself, but clearly Triple J has some other ideas! He gets into the ring and locks up with Solomon- And Solomon with a huge heatbutt!! And another one that sends Triple J into a daze!! Triple J goes for a punch, but Solomon grabs his fist and lands a BIG BOOT, whilst still holding onto Johnson’s fist!!
Jake Mercer: Triple J might be regretting tagging himself into the match with an enraged Solomon Stane, as Stane now pulls him up and Irish whips Johnson into his corner with all his strength!!! Solomon Stane rushes into the corner and hits a BACK ELBOW to Triple J’s jaw, and now he tags in Kirk Redwood!
Flannery McCoy: Kirk Redwood now the legal man as Solomon Stane hits a forearm strike that puts Triple J in perfect position for a SNAP SUPLEX BY REDWOOD!!! Kirk Redwood lets go immediately after the move’s execution, and lifts Jay Jerry Johnson up once more- AND A HALF AND HALF SUPLEX!! And Kirk Redwood falls into the first cover of this match!!
Stew-O: But Triple J powers out! Kirk Redwood won’t waste any time though as he transitions into an immediate guillotine choke hold! He has it locked on tight but- Oh! Amir Yusuf is looking to get into the ring himself in order to break up the hold, but the referee is stopping him from doing so!! Kirk Redwood releases it anyways though and lifts up Triple J- AND SOLOMON STANE WITH A HUGE BIG BOOT TO TRIPLE J, AND A DRAGON SUPLEX AS WELL. Amir Yusuf is furious and the referee turns around at the sight of a cover by Redwood!!
Stew-O: And Amir Yusuf breaks up the pinfall with a double stomp to Kirk Redwood’s chest!! He’s clearly unhappy about what just happened as the referee begins to bring him back over to his corner with the two arguing!! Kirk gets up with one arm covering his chest and he looks to bring Jay Jerry Johnson up to his feet as well- But Johnson with a back hand slap!! And now a chop to the poorly covered up chest!! Triple J looks to be getting back on track.
Jake Mercer: Both men are now up on their feet and Triple J lands a ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! Kirk Redwood falls to a knee for a moment but returns to a standing base- ONLY TO RUN INTO A BICYCLE KICK STRAIGHT TO THE FACE!! Triple J stumbles back from the huge momentum of the kick as Kirk is now down on both knees and-
Flannery McCoy: AMIR YUSUF TAGGED HIMSELF IN AND SPRINTBOARDED OFF OF THE ROPES, LANDING A FLYING ELBOW DROP TO KIRK REDWOOD!! AND AMIR LOOKS FOR THE COVER!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! Kirk Redwood is still in this match!! Even after a combination like that, he’s willing to stay in this fight- AND AMIR RUNS STRAIGHT INTO SOLOMON STANE ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE RING WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK!!! Solomon falls off of the apron and to the floor below!! Amir Yusuf is taking this match as seriously can be, and he turns his attention back to Kirk Redwood. A spinning back fist, a leg sweep!!! Kirk Redwood is down!!
Amir Yusuf: (Off-Mic, pointing to Jay Jerry Johnson) This is how you do it.
Flannery McCoy: Amir Yusuf not playing any games here as he now taunts his own tag team partner. Amir Yusuf grabs onto Kirk Redwood’s left arm and leg as he now begins to drag him over to the far corner, away from Triple J!
Stew-O: Now it isn’t the best strategy, but Amir Yusuf is in the right mindset. He has kept his opponents on constant defense thus far for the most part. And now he’s looking to ascend to the top one more time, perhaps looking to finish this tag team match… AND AMIR YUSUF GOES FOR THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS, BUT NO!! KIRK REDWOOD GETS HIS KNEES UP!!! The knees of Redwood shoot straight up and into the abdomen of Amir Yusuf- AND HE ROLLS HIM INTO A PINFALL!!!
Jake Mercer: AND TRIPLE J BREAKS UP THE PINFALL WITH A FROG SPLASH!! HE LANDED ON BOTH MEN WITH THAT MOVE!! But hey, it got the job done! Now Jay Jerry Johnson is grabbing Amir Yusuf by the arm and drags him over into their corner.
Jake Mercer: Well that wasn’t very nice.
Flannery McCoy: And that clear frog splash to both Kirk Redwood AND Amir Yusuf wasn’t? I think that tag was the nicest thing the two have done for each other in this match. It saves them from a possible loss as Amir’s stomach just got destroyed!
Jake Mercer: The frog splash was effective, so. I think it was the nicest thing these two have done.
Flannery McCoy: ..Anyways. Solomon Stane is able to also get himself tagged into the match, as Kirk Redwood now rolls out leaving just Triple J and Stane to fight. Solomon Stane looks to pick up Jerry Johnson, but he’s able to slip out AND LAND A SUPERKICK RIGHT INTO SOLOMON’S JAW- AND A SECOND ONE. Solomon Stane is now down and out!!
Jay Jerry Johnson: (Off-Mic, staring at Amir Yusuf who is holding onto his stomach on the ring apron) I think I did it better, Mr. Extraordinary.
Stew-O: Now Jay Jerry Johnson saying some things to Amir Yusuf, as he lands a huge punch to the back of Solomon’s head! Johnson now runs off of the ropes and ricochets back towards Solomon- BUT SOLOMON STANE REVERSES WITH A HUGE OVERHEAD TOSS!! TRIPLE J WENT FLYING AS SOLOMON STANE LAUGHS AT HIS COMPETITION!!!
Solomon Stane: (Off-Mic) NO. THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT.
Jake Mercer: And Solomon Stane is clearly happy with the result of his attack right there, and now he begins to rain punches down onto Triple J’s head. Johnson is doing all he can to cover it up, and he seems to have worked as Solomon Stane changes up his attack and begins to lift Jay Jerry Johnson off of the ring mat- AND NOW A SIDEWALK SLAM!! Johnson was brought up by Stane, and went straight back down just as quick but even more painful.
Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane now walks back over towards his corner and tags in Kirk Redwood as he enters the ring!
Flannery McCoy: The match could be reaching its end right here at any moment!! Kirk Redwood enters the ring, and he is looking to prey on the motionless body of Jay Jerry Johnson! Kirk now picks Jay back up to his feet, AND AN UPPERCUT THAT SENDS HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN! You can tell the disappointment on the face of Amir Yusuf, as Kirk drags Jay back up… AND THE BASTARDPLEX CONNECTS! KIRK REDWOOD JUST CONNECTED WITH THE WRIST CLUTCH BACK SUPLEX, AND KIRK NOW GOES INTO THE COVER! THIS COULD BE THE END OF IT!
Stew-O: But Jay Jerry Johnson is able to stay in this match! Jay is able to get the shoulder up, and Kirk Redwood just laughs it off! Kirk now gets back up to his feet, and he looks to kick Jay right in the gut, but Jay is able to move out of the way, getting up to his feet before connecting with a forearm smash! That sends Kirk back, as Jay runs the ropes, and connects with a standing crossbody! Jay looks like he is going to tag Amir Yusuf back into this match… but I think Jay just decides against it, as he goes back on the attack!
Jake Mercer: Kirk Redwood has nowhere to go, but it looks like Kirk is managing to escape those rapid strikes, as he is back up to his feet, AND HE CLOCKS JAY WITH A RIGHT HAND! Jay staggers away after that right hand, and Kirk Redwood is able to make it to his corner to tag Solomon Stane back into this match!
Flannery McCoy: Solomon Stane re-enters the ring…
Flannery McCoy: And Jay backed into his corner and he tagged Amir Yusuf in! Amir bolts into the ring, and both Amir and Stane run straight at each other, and Amir catches Solomon Stane with a tornado DDT! Stane gets dropped right onto his head, and now Yusuf rolls Stane onto his stomach, and he knees him right into the back! Stane lets out a painful screech, as Amir does it once more! Stane has nowhere to go, and Amir runs the ropes… but Stane is right back up to his feet, and he catches Amir Yusuf with that powerful clothesline!
Stew-O: WAIT NO! AMIR WAS ABLE TO DUCK IT AND HE ROLLS THROUGH AND BACK UP TO HIS FEET! Solomon Stane can’t believe it as he charges towards Amir, but Amir quickly dodges it, before grabbing Solomon from the back, and he connects with a backstabber! That props Solomon back up to his feet, but Amir quickly gets back up and catches him with a swinging neckbreaker! Solomon Stane goes down with the swinging neckbreaker, and Amir Yusuf has him dead to rights!
Jake Mercer: And Amir Yusuf is going to capitalize on it! Amir is climbing the top rope, and Solomon Stane is in perfect position! Amir looks towards Kirk… AND HE JUST SPAT AT KIRK! AND NOW WHILE KIRK IS DISTRACTED, AMIR JUMPS OFF THE ROPES… AND HE PERFORMS A SHOOTING STAR PRESS RIGHT ONTO SOLOMON STANE! SHOOTING STAR PRESS CONNECTS! SOLOMON IS DOWN AND OUT, AND AMIR QUICKLY GETS INTO THE COVER! AMIR YUSUF IS PINNING SOLOMON STANE, AND THIS COULD BE IT! THE REFEREE JUMPS INTO POSITION AND BEGINS THE COUNT!
Flannery McCoy: KIRK REDWOOD BREAKS UP THE PINFALL, AND NOW KIRK IS JUST BEATING THE HELL OUT OF AMIR! KIRK IS CONNECTING WITH THOSE VICIOUS FOREARM STRIKES INTO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF AMIR, AND HE LOOKS OUT! BUT JAY JERRY JOHNSON HAS TO THINK FAST, AND HE BOLTS INTO THE RING! JAY AND KIRK, THE ILLEGAL MEN IN THIS MATCH ARE GOING AT IT! JAY THROWS KIRK OUT OF THE RING, AND HE RUNS THE ROPES, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! TRIPLE J TAKES OUT KIRK REDWOOD!
Stew-O: But you can tell that Amir Yusuf is OUT from those forearm smashes to the back of the head by Kirk Redwood. Amir rolls off Solomon Stane, as Stane is able to recover, and he slowly gets back up to his feet, and you can tell that Amir’s lights are turned off. And Stane is going to take advantage of this, as he wakes Yusuf off, before dragging him up to his feet, but Amir is still fighting back! Amir is connecting with those strikes-… but one backfist by Stane and Amir goes right back down to a knee!
Jake Mercer: MEANWHILE KIRK REDWOOD JUST THREW TRIPLE J RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE, AND SOLOMON STANE IS CALLING FOR KIRK! KIRK MAKES A BEELINE INTO THE RING, AND HE SLITHERS INTO THE CORNER AS SOLOMON STANE IS PICKING AMIR YUSUF UP TO HIS FEET! YOU CAN SEE WHAT THEY ARE GOING FOR HERE! SOLOMON STANE THROWS AMIR WITH FULL HEIGHT TOWARDS KIRK.. WAIT! JAY IS HOLDING ONTO KIRK’S ANKLE, AND KIRK IS ABLE TO KICK HIM OFF, AND HE PERFORMS THE SOMERSAULT, AND INTO THE SPEAR!!! FIFTEEN TO LIFE CONNECTS-
Flannery McCoy: WAIT NO! THAT DISTRACTION FROM JAY MADE KIRK WASTE TOO MUCH TIME, AND AMIR WAS ABLE TO FLIP WHILE HE WAS IN MIDAIR, AND HE CAUGHT KIRK WITH WHAT SEEMED TO BE A 450 CROSSBODY!!! AMIR QUICKLY GETS UP, AS JAY DRAGS KIRK OUT OF THE RING AND GOES BACK TO HIS CORNER! STANE RUNS AT AMIR- BUT AMIR MOVES OUT OF THE WAY, AND STANE MOVES RIGHT INTO THE CORNER-… HELLUVA KICK!! AND AMIR DIVES TOWARDS JAY AND TAGS HIM IN!
Stew-O: JAY JERRY JOHNSON BOLTS INTO THE RING, AND HE GRABS ONTO SOLOMON STANE! SOLOMON HAS NO IDEA WHERE HE IS… AND TRIPLE J CONNECTS WITH THE ALT + F4!! TIGER DRIVER ‘98 CONNECTS, AND JAY GOES FOR THE COVER-
Jake Mercer: WHAT THE HELL??
Flannery McCoy: AMIR YUSUF JUST KICKED JAY JERRY JOHNSON RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD! JAY IS DAZED! HE DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE IS, AND AMIR YUSUF DRAGS HIM TO THEIR CORNER, BEFORE EXITING THE RING… AND HE TAGS HIMSELF IN!
Stew-O: AMIR YUSUF JUST TAGGED HIMSELF IN, AND HE RUNS TOWARDS THE LIFELESS BODY OF SOLOMON STANE… AND HE LOCKS IN ‘TIME TO DIE’!!! THE KOJI CLUTCH IS IN, AND SOLOMON STANE HAS NOWHERE TO GO! HE TAPS! HE TAPS! THIS MATCH IS OVER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS… THE TEAM OF JAY JERRY JOHNSON, AND AMIR YUSUF!!!!
(Boos drown the arena, as Amir Yusuf laughs at the evil way that he picked up the victory for his team. Meanwhile, Jay Jerry Johnson begins to realize what just happened, and he does not look happy, getting into the ring and getting right into the face of Amir Yusuf.)
Jake Mercer: :krabs:
Stew-O: JAY JERRY JOHNSON AND AMIR YUSUF JUST BEAT THE FORMER UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, BUT THIS DOES NOT LOOK GOOD-
Flannery McCoy: LOW BLOW! AMIR YUSUF JUST LOW BLOWED JAY JERRY JOHNSON, AND NOW HE GRABS A HOLD OF HIM… AND HE CONNECTS WITH ‘WHEN REALITY HITS’! THE ROLLING CUTTER CONNECTS, AND AMIR YUSUF HAS JUST LAID OUT JAY JERRY JOHNSON!
(‘A Stranger I Remain’ begins to blast throughout the arena, the boos growing even louder as Amir Yusuf would quickly roll out of the ring, and celebrate the win that he had just stolen from his tag partner here tonight, as well as attacking him. Jay slowly recovers, and he looks ticked off at Amir, as the final image is of Amir walking up the ramp and to backstage.)
(Friday Night Dynasty returns from commercial break to the gorilla position area of the WIZInk Arena. There, Michael Belfort is seen standing by with a smile on his face and a microphone in his hand, beginning to speak towards the EAW Universe from there.)
Michael Belfort: We’re mere moments before we see Robyn Valentine and Caroline square off in tag team action between themselves and Bulletstorm – but before that can commence, please welcome my guests at this time, SOSA Henderson and Aurora Monroe; Bulletstorm!
(The crowd responds vocally with a decent mix of boos and cheers as SOSA Henderson and Aurora Monroe walk into the camera view next to Michael Belfort, both kitted out in their ring gears as they are ready to make their way out to the ring momentarily as they held looks filled with swagger and serenity as they stood in the frame.)
Micheal Belfort: Thank you so much for joining me Aurora and SOSA, because I wanted to get a word with you both after the events that arose last week between yourselves – against Visual Prophet and Astraea Jordan, are there any words you want to say about what arose last week?
(Micheal said, leaning the microphone as SOSA raised an eyebrow to Astraea who matched that energy he gave, before SOSA leaned in closer to the mic, turning his gaze to Micheal’s as he retorted.)
SOSA Henderson: I was tempted to negate that and not give them the pleasure of either of us saying their name – but screw it, let’s do this. Last week those two really thought that it was a smart idea to mess with Bulletstorm, mess with US, and come run roughshod when Viz attacked be backstage just in time to distract Aurora long enough for Astraea to pick up the quick ‘dub? So that’s how we playing with this? Alright, cool. Look – you think that either me or Astraea are bummed about what happened? About the loss? We cooling with that, it’s sorted; But what I do got a problem with is Visual Prophet and Astraea Jordan thinking stuff is sweet now, coming up with a plan to catch us both by surprise; but don’t worry! Now we see how the game’s being played here, if they wanna get grimey, we can get grimey; if they wanna pull something like that? We can pull something like that. I’m getting my own vengeance back and I’m ready to smoke on that Viz’ pack. I said it in my promo and I’ll say it again, Visual Prophet is soft as hell – anyone who plans on associating with the dude is soft as hell, and we really come out of this looking like winners, end of statement.
( SOSA said as he leaned back, Aurora taking the reigns of the situation as she quickly got in front of the microphone before Belfort could even ask the question he had prepared. )
Aurora Monroe: I mean seriously, why was there a question as to whether or not we were pressed? We all seen what happens, the tapes are there – if anything we won the most out of anyone last week because not only did we expose how desperate Visual Prophet and Astraea Jordan are for our attention, but the fact that they need to pull antics to get one over on us is very telling don’t you think? I’m not worried about a damn thing, I’m on Cloud Nine knowing that I am not only better than Astraea Jordan and Visual Prophet – that SOSA Henderson is better than Astraea Jordan and Visual Prophet; and we live in their heads, RENT. FREE. They knew they had their backs against the wall when they was pressed up against the wall and took the cowards way out; simple as that. See, we don’t spend time worrying about teams who don’t have a bark to their bite, we don’t worry about people who bow out instantly after talking all this when they realize that they facing the roughest, toughest tag team that EAW has to offer; because there ain’t a point in it.
SOSA Henderson: Exactly, I mean pulling them tactics Viz, really? I pity anyone who sees you as hot stuff, especially after doing something like that, I mean if you are so tough then why is it that you feel the need to catch me when I ain’t looking? Just make it make sense for me please, because right now this just doesn’t seem to be clicking, do it Aurora?
Aurora Monroe: Not in the slightest. :mjpls:
SOSA Henderson: But now to learn from that, above all else I said; we just refocusing, starting tonight, Bulletstorm coming with that heat that not even some cheap stuff like attacking me from behind can deal with – We are regrouped and an even better unit then we were before. Viz, Astraea, you two unknowingly just made the biggest mistake that you could’ve made in this whole situation, you drew your cards and spoiled the whole entire hand that you had brought out for you and we taking advantage and reaping the benefits of your stupidity. That starts tonight against Robyn Valentine and Caroline all the way ‘till we see yall asses because best believe that with us? Singles matches? Tag team matches? Don’t matter, it’s up for y’all. We getting the last laugh out of this, Nobody does SOSA Henderson and Aurora Monroe dirty and gets away with it, and we don’t attack at the same wavelength – We go over the top. We coming at this worse for y’all, and that ain’t our problem. You started this, and now we’re going to go ahead and finish it. As long as we’re around there isn’t going to be any sort of glory like the type y’all three seen at Midsummer Massacre, and I’ll be damned if there’s any feel-good moment like the type of stuff you tried to pull at the beginning of the show. It’s over for you two, and you got my word on that.
Aurora Monroe: There you go, there’s your lil’ snippet from Bulletstorm, there’s your headline from Aurora Monroe and SOSA Henderson – but newsflash here? We runnin’ on borrowed time because what we need to be doing is going out there and getting ready to smack a couple nobodies around the ring and taking a victory lap through the arena, but clearly this little interview of yours is getting in the middle of that – so before you start asking more questions and derailing this interview into a full-on podcast, I think our music is about to hit; so consider all of this? Over with.
(Aurora said, keeping the words brief for the duo as SOSA silently agreed, the two walking over towards the curtains that lead to the Titantron’s entrance as Micheal Belfort held his words for another time, agreeing with Aurora’s statement as the cameras switched back towards the ring.)
(Soon after, the camera would fade back to ringside, as we see Stephie Love in the ring, holding an EAW-branded microphone. Milli Banks would be seen at commentary, sat on a steel chair with the headset on. She’d have a drink alongside her.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a TAG TEAM match… and it scheduled for ONE FALL!
( ‘No Luv’ by 1017 ft. Key Glock is heard blasting through the speakers of the arena while the crowd gives a mixed reaction of cheers and boos. Aurora Monroe and SOSA Henderson would walk onto the stage, with Aurora’s head held high. The two pose on the stage, before walking down the ramp together, Aurora subtly rolling her eyes after catching sight of SOSA’s uncontainable enthusiasm towards the team. SOSA and Aurora would slide onto the apron, before entering the ring at the same time. They pose once again before turning around and beginning to make their way towards their corners and take off their entrance gear before preparing for the match at hand here tonight. Outside the ring the camera catches a glimpse of Robyn Valentine who has made her entrance off-camera.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… at a combined weight of 251 pounds… the team of SOSA Henderson and Aurora Monroe… BULLETSTOOOOOOORM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Sweet Caroline’ by Neil Diamond hits the speakers as the entire crowd explodes into cheers. We would see Caroline walk through the curtains, smiling as she waves to those cheering for her. Dressed in her usual cheerleader-inspired wrestling attire, she would begin to jog down the ramp as the crowd chants her name as a cheerleader would. Starting with “GIVE ME A C!”, spelling out her name entirely. Soon after, Caroline would leap onto the apron, before staring across to the crowd once again, everyone in attendance on their feet for the obvious fan favorite in the match. Caroline enters the ring, obviously not fond of her partner, but she looks to be over it.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… weighing in at 109 pounds… hailing from Newark, New Jersey… SSSWWWWWWEEEEEEEEET CARRROOOOLIIIIIIIINEEEEEE!!!
(SOSA warms up in the corner with a smirk on his face, as Caroline prepares herself for the match, before the bell rings…)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Milli Banks: https://c.tenor.com/zS031JiegbUAAAAM/sip-drink.gif
Stew-O: And the bell rings, with both Caroline and SOSA Henderson starting this matchup for their teams, circling the ring preparing to lock up with one another! Caroline and SOSA enter a collar-and-elbow tie up, before Caroline quickly manuevers SOSA’s arm and enters the wrist lock! She torques the arm, yet Caroline is quickly countered as SOSA ducks under her arm, inverting the hold! He has the hammerlock applied… before slamming Caroline straight into the mat- NO! SHE USES HER CHEERLEADER REFLEXES TO PULL HER ARM AWAY AND LAND IN A SPIDER BRIDGE! SHE STANDS BACK UP AND GRABS SOSA’S WAIST!
Flannery McCoy: CAROLINE TRIES TO HIT SOSA WITH SOME FORM OF A GERMAN SUPLEX HOWEVER SOSA PLANTS HIS HIPS BEFORE RUNNING TO THE ROPES! He hooks his arm underneath the top rope, before shoving Caroline back, forcing her into a backwards roll! SOSA sprints over, before sliding on a singular knee while grabbing Caroline by HER waist! He looks for a German Suplex… HOWEVER CAROLINE FLIPS OVER! She lands on her feet, before hitting the ropes… CONNECTING WITH A DOUBLE LEG DROPKICK! SOSA stumbles back into the ropes… AND QUICKLY USES THE MOMENTUM TO SLIDE INTO A BRIDGING JACKNIFE!!!!
Jake Mercer: But Caroline is able to push SOSA off! The two rush to their feet… before Caroline connects with a step-up roundhouse kick to SOSA’s head, stunning him! He’s wobbling on his feet, before Caroline throws a standing roundhouse– SOSA DUCKS! He pops his head back up, before throwing a leg sweep at Caroline- but she cartwheels backwards to escape it! Caroline turns around before leaping onto the ropes… SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW! SOSA gets taken down straight down to the mat, as Caroline rolls to her feet, entering a cover of her own attempting to get an early victory!
Milli Banks: Mhm, and to nobody’s surprise, the fighter in SOSA’s DNA keeps him in the match – not that we ain’t expect that though. :yeshrug: It’ll take more from Caroline – and ESPECIALLY that boring, trash “Perfect Child” Robyn Valentine – to keep someone like SOSA down. I could do it but it’ll be interesting to see Robyn try it. :mjlol:!!!!
Stew-O: Caroline and SOSA get back to their feet, and before SOSA can grab Caroline she slides underneath his feet! Usually it’s SOSA Henderson with the quick moves but perhaps he’s met his match in that regard, because Caroline right now is untouchable! Caroline pops back up to her feet, before connecting with a School Boy Transition, not holding his shoulders down to the mat but instead forcing him to roll into a kneeling position! Caroline kips up… BEFORE SHE CONNECTS WITH THE BACKFLIP DDT THAT SHE CALLS ‘KEWL’!!! SHE SPIKES SOSA HEAD-FIRST INTO THE MAT, WITH A GREAT SHOWING OF AGILITY! INNOVATIVE MOVE FROM ‘SWEET CAROLINE’!!!
Jake Mercer: Caroline crawls over to the ropes to pull herself off her feet, while SOSA starts to recover! Caroline is up to her feet first though, as she grabs SOSA by his head- no! He twists onto his back, before kicking Caroline in the head! She stumbles back and hits the turnbuckles-
Jake Mercer: What the???? Robyn Valentine just tagged herself in!
(Robyn Valentine enters the ring with a smirk on her face. Holding her jaw, Caroline stares at her with a confused expression.)
Robyn Valentine: (off-mic) Relax. I’ll get us the win, since you’ve already started to fumble. :yikes:
Caroline: (off-mic) :wtf:????
Referee: (off-mic) Caroline, you’re not the legal competitor. Please, exit the ring.
Robyn Valentine: (off-mic) Yeah what he said. :mjlol2:-
Stew-O: BUT WAIT! FROM BEHIND, SOSA HENDERSON CONNECTS WITH THE BICYCLE KNEE TO ROBYN VALENTINE’S FACE! SHE IMMEDIATELY HITS THE GROUND, AS CAROLINE GROANS AND EXITS THE RING! SOSA GRABS ROBYN BY THE HAIR AGAIN, BEFORE DRAGGING HER TO HIS CORNER… CONNECTING WITH A VERTICAL SNAP SUPLEX, RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! HE TAGS HIMSELF OUT, THOUGH UNLIKE CAROLINE; HE WANTED TO!
Flannery McCoy: Aurora Monroe is now in the match, and she quickly slips through the ropes! She and SOSA Henderson – BULLETSTORM – grab Robyn Valentine by the hair, before dragging her away from the corner like a ragdoll! SOSA places Robyn in a sleeper, as Aurora hits the ropes… ‘SPIN THE BLOCK’!!!! SOSA HITS THE LEG SWEEP HE MISSED ON CAROLINE ALL THE WHILE AURORA LANDS A BIG BOOT! AURORA COVERS!
Flannery McCoy: BUT AURORA LIFTS ROBYN’S ARM UP OFF THE MAT AS SHE NOTICES CAROLINE ENTERING THE RING! Aurora has a smirk on her face, obviously messing with the downed opponent!
Milli Banks: And I’m enjoying it thoroughly! Two humble black women watching a lame daddy’s girl get hers handed to her, she could probably fight back but some people are just too good to overcome. Or some people are too mid to actually do anything. It’s one of those two. :mjgrin:
Flannery McCoy: Is there any reason as to why you’re here trashing on Robyn?
Milli Banks: You ain’t hear what she was sayin’ a few weeks back? Sumn about me tryna be a “hot shot while having done nothing” as if she’s got any room to talk. Imma steal her flow real quick, okay? She’s a #HYPOCRITE.
Stew-O: Well, that #Hypocrite is now trying to recover; though it seems Aurora Monroe isn’t going to let her do any damage! Aurora grabs her hair, but Robyn tries to backhand her- but it does literally nothing! Aurora drags her away from the ropes, before- JESUS! AURORA CONNECTS WITH A HUGE STANDING LARIAT THAT TAKES ROBYN OUT OF HER SHOES, SENDING HER CRASHING TO THE MAT! AURORA MONROE STANDS RIGHT ABOVE HER, STARING AT HER LIFELESS BODY!
Aurora Monroe: (off-mic) Untouchable Artist huh? :francis:
Stew-O: And now Aurora bends over and grabs her by the head- OH! BUT ROBYN SLAPS HER! AURORA DOESN’T SEEM HURT, BUT DEFINITELY ANNOYED! AURORA TRIES TO RUN, AND LEAPS TO THE TAG – BUT AURORA GRABS HER BY THE BOOT!
Stew-O: HOWEVER IT CONNECTS, YET AURORA DOESN’T KNOW! SHE PULLS ROBYN UP TO HER FEET, BEFORE GOING FOR A POWERBOMB… ‘HALESTORM’ CONNECTS!!! THE ELEVATED POWERBOMB, BUT SHE’S NOT LEGAL!
Milli Banks: And here comes Not-So-Sweet Caroline, hitting the ropes… :notbad:!!!! Aurora was in a seated cover, and Caroline capitalizes with a nice running cannonball senton. Now me, personally, I’d have dodged – but it connects!
Jake Mercer: Aurora was taken down, but she’s not completely out, as the two try to crawl back up to their feet! Aurora is stunned, but tries to fight back with a forearm to the head… which connects! Caroline is hurt… but she fights back with one of her own!
Flannery McCoy: Aurora is starting to see stars as she’s wobbling on her feet, and Caroline starts to fight back! She connects with multiple forearm strikes to the head, over and over and over, stunning Aurora even more! Caroline hits the ropes… BUT AURORA BOUNCES BACK WITH A DROPKICK TO THE HEAD! CAROLINE STUMBLES TO THE FLOOR, BUT AURORA IS NOT FINISHED WITH HER!
Milli Banks: Aurora has Caroline in the Pumphandle position looking to connect with ‘The Tempest’… BUT CAROLINE SLIDES BEHIND AURORA! SHE CONNECTS WITH A HAIR-PULL MAT SLAM, BEFORE EXITING ONTO THE APRON… SPRINGBOARD SHOOTING STAR KNEE-DROP! Okayyyy, this is getting good! :notbad:
Flannery McCoy: That’s absolutely correct Milli, but look behind Caroline! After she hits the ‘Starlight, Starbright’ we see Robyn Valentine tag herself in, before pulling Caroline back by her hair! She tries to steal the cover!!!!
Milli Banks: Oooooo, Caroline pulls Robyn off the cover!
Flannery McCoy: :oh:
Milli Banks: https://c.tenor.com/0DwDuwqev-QAAAAM/sips-tea.gif
(Robyn Valentine looks up at Caroline, an obviously angered expression on her face.)
Robyn Valentine: (off-mic) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I HAD THIS ONE IN THE BAG, AND YOU STOLE IT!
Caroline: (off-mic) I stole it???? You’re consistently ruining this for the both of us. Can’t you just… be a good partner??? You’ve been useless this whole week!
Robyn Valentine: (off-mic) Yeah? How’s this for useless?
(Robyn Valentine then pushes Caroline straight through the ropes.)
Flannery McCoy: OH! ROBYN PUSHES HER PARTNER, AND SHE FALLS STRAIGHT ONTO THE APRON, HOLDING HER JAW! ROBYN IS LAUGHING, BUT LOOK BEHIND HER! HERE COMES AURORA MONROE, FLIPPING HER AROUND BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX, SLAMMING HER INTO THE MAT! THIS ONE COULD BE OVER AS SHE DRAGS HER OVER TO THE CORNER AND TAGS IN SOSA!
Milli Banks: LMFAOOOOOOOOO this weirdo is about to get destroyed. :sob:
Jake Mercer: SOSA ENTERS THE RING, AS AURORA PLACES ROBYN IN THE PUMPHANDLE POSITION, SOSA SETTING UP A SUPERKICK! AURORA LIFTS ROBYN, SUSPENDING HER IN THE AIR LONG ENOUGH… FOR THE SUPERKICK TO CONNECT! THE ‘TEMPEST’ AND ‘DEADSHOT’ COMBO CONNECTS, ALSO KNOWN AS “PERCOLATOR”, AS BULLETSTORM HAS THIS MATCH UP IN THE BAG! SOSA HENDERSON COVERS ROBYN VALENTINE AS AURORA MONROE RUNS OVER AND STOPS CAROLINE FROM ENTERING THE RING! THIS ONE MAY JUST BE OVER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS… BULLETSTORM!!!!
(‘No Luv’ by 1017 ft. Key Glock hits the speakers, as SOSA Henderson rolls out of the cover, a smirk on his face. Caroline lies flat in the ring, as Aurora stops pressing her boot on her, before walking over to SOSA. The referee holds up their arms, as they both begin to celebrate. They eventually run to the turnbuckles, and climb up them.)
Milli Banks: :mjlol2: Welp!
Flannery McCoy: And once again, Bulletstorm pick up the victory! Ever since they formed they’ve been a fantastic team, and given Caroline and Robyn could not get along, mainly because of Robyn, it may have been inevitable that they’d come out on top. One Elitist can’t win a tag match on their own, it requires the both of them to work together. That’s why rivals such as Limmy and Adam could get along last season, while multiple matches other than that have seen people breaking up covers. This was no different. Bulletstorm were a TEAM, Caroline and Robyn were not.
Milli Banks: Yep. Hollon I might let em know. :dead:!!!
(Bulletstorm exit the ring, celebrating together up the ramp, as Robyn stares a hole through Caroline. Milli Banks removes her headset, before sliding into the ring.)
Robyn Valentine: (off-mic) ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WORK WITH ME???
Caroline: (off-mic) Are you really THAT delusional?
Robyn Valentine: (off-mic) Me? Delusional? HA. That’s funny.
Milli Banks: (off-mic) Nah you just suck. :mjlol:
(Robyn Valentine turns her head to Milli Banks.)
Robyn Valentine: (off-mic) What are YOU doing here???
Milli Banks: (off-mic) Listening to you malding. It’s hilarious.
Robyn Valentine: (off-mic) UGH! Someone like me shouldn’t have to deal with both of you. Not Milli Banks’ fugly face, or Caroline’s cheesy personality! I’m unique! I’m original! I’m EVERYTHING!
Milli Banks: (off-mic) That’s cap.
Caroline: (off-mic) :fax:
Cameraman: (off-mic) :fax:
(Robyn Valentine rolls her eyes.)
Robyn Valentine: (off-mic) WHATEVER! Neither of you are on MY level!
(Caroline sighs, tired of hearing Robyn’s voice…)
Stew-O: OH, AND CAROLINE SWINGS FOR ROBYN!
Flannery McCoy: ROBYN DUCKS, SLIDING OUT UNDER THE RING, AND CAROLINE STRIKES MILLI! MILLI DROPS DOWN TO A KNEELING STANCE, AS CAROLINE LOOKS SHOCKED!
(The camera pans over to Robyn with a grin on her face, laughing, while no one is paying attention to her. The cameraman soon pans away cuz not even he wants to give her attention. We see Caroline in the ring, obviously not intending to have hit Milli; an apologetic look on her face. She tries to help Milli back up to her feet…)
Caroline: (off-mic) :yikes: Hey uh… I didn’t mean to hit you at all, I’m so sorry-
Stew-O: OUCH! DESPITE THE NICE SIDE OF CAROLINE TRYING TO HELP MILLI, MILLI FIGHTS BACK WITH A HUGE PUNCH TO THE JAW WHICH KNOCKS CAROLINE TO THE MAT! MILLI JUST LAID HER OUT, AS HER AMUSEMENT QUICKLY TURNED TO ANGER!
Flannery McCoy: YIKES! CAROLINE IS SEEING STARS, AS MILLI HOLDS A HAND OVER HER LIP! SHE’S HEATED, AS SHE SCRAPES HER BOOT ACROSS CAROLINE’S FACE, BEFORE EXITING THE RING!
(The camera pans to Caroline, on the mat holding the area of impact, before back to Milli who is walking up the ramp doing the same thing. The two stare at each other, Caroline obviously more hurt, before the camera fades out…)
(Friday Night Dynasty fades into the backstage area where Tyrone Montgomery is seen making his way out of his office. He looks to be headed somewhere backstage but before he can he’s stopped by a loud noise as someone is heard storming through the backstage area.)
Robyn Valentine: THERE YOU ARE. Tyrone, you and I have to talk.
(The crowd boos loudly as the camera pans over to reveal an irate Robyn Valentine standing across from a confused Tyrone. Obviously, Robyn is coming off of her tag team match with Caroline against Bulletstorm and it’s apparent that she’s unhappy with the whole idea of her teaming with someone that she verbally berated a few weeks earlier. It’s clear they had their disagreements once the match was over, and Robyn isn’t going to be short of complaints towards her as she confronts the Friday Night Dynasty General Manager.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Hello Robyn, is there an issue?
Robyn Valentine: Uh, DUH. Of course there’s an issue Tyrone, what was that match you booked me in this week? HUH. There is no way in the world you thought a team with Caroline and I would be any sort of good, there’s only so much dead weight you can carry. I had that match against Bulletstorm WON, and I would’ve seen that through if it wasn’t for her. But NO, here we are. She let me down, YOU let me down, and now I demand justice.
Tyrone Montgomery: Well Robyn, the only thing I can tell you is that it is what it is-
Robyn Valentine: NO, I don’t want to hear that. I want an apology AND I want compensation for what happened. An apology for booking me into this absolute… mess… of a match and compensation for the trouble I had to go through. I’m sick of this Tyrone and I demand my time be appreciated here on Dynasty or else I’ll go and take my talents elsewhere.
(Tyrone bows his head down and nods his head before looking up with a smile.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Then so be it, Robyn. I’ve tried my best to work with you and give you an opportunity, but when you flounder it and complain to me about it… then there’s not much I can do, can I? I want to help you Robyn, and it seems the only way I can do that is from here on out excluding you from any Friday Night Dynasty shows in the near future. In other words, you are hereby released from your contract here in EAW and I wish you nothing but the best in your future endeavors!
Robyn Valentine: Wait… no… don’t tell me… ARE YOU FIRING ME??? You can’t do that, THERE’S NO WAY YOU CAN DO THAT. I’m the best thing this hellhole of a brand has ever acquired and you’re so easy to discard that??? You’re… YOU’RE SICK. I’M NOT LEAVING.
Tyrone Montgomery: I wish it was that easy Robyn. But unfortunately, you don’t have much of a say in the matter. So once again, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.
Robyn Valentine: No… NO… NO.
(Tyrone sighs before making a gesture. The camera pans even further to reveal two security guards showing up behind her and grabbing a hold of her. Robyn immediately tries to break free of it and make a run for it, but right now she can’t. The only thing she’s left doing is kicking and screaming at Tyrone who is nonchalant with a calm expression on his face.)
Robyn Valentine: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? YOU’RE GOING TO HEAR FROM MY LAWYERS! EAW IS FINISHED!
(Tyrone once again sighs before turning around and heading back into his office. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty transitions over to elsewhere.)
(As Dynasty fades back to the ring, Stephie Love is seen standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone in her hand.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘Party Goin’ Dumb’’ by Rico Nasty would blast through the arena, to a wave of boo’s from everyone in attendance, as Astraea would come up out of the Titan-Tron’s entrance, looking very confident as she made her way down the ring, as Astraea made her way up into the ring and into her corner shortly after; hyping herself up for the match as she stared at the stage entrance, awaiting her opponent.)
Flannery McCoy: And here comes Astraea strutting down the stage with no a shred of fear in her demeanor, and what a match do we have here for us in the Co-Main Event of tonight’s Dynasty as we have Astraea Jordan going up against Limmy Monaghan, which you had to believe came from the dispute Limmy has with Astraea’s friend and associate, The Visual Prophet.
Stew-O: Truly combustible elements ready to come from this that’s for sure Flannery, but you look at Astraea and you see not a single bit of worry inside of them – I mean it seems like she’s ready to put her money where her mouth is and I’m here for it! :lupe:
Jake Mercer: PLEASE, is it a question? Astraea Jordan is as focused as they come, a stewardess to the game and wrestling with THE VISUAL PROPHET? No question, this match has Astraea’s name all over it, and while I’m not counting Limmy out I feel like there is a large hill for him to climb that Astraea simply doesn’t need to, food for thought!
Stephie Love: Introducing First… from Chicago, Illinois… weighing in at 165 pounds… ASTRAEA JORDANNN!!!
( ‘Party Goin Dumb ’ would fade out, ‘Dead or Lie’ by TRUSTRICK started to play as the crowd delivered a wave of massive cheer’s, Limmy Monaghan making his way towards the ring from the Titan-Tron entrance as he showed a face filled with courage with not a shred of fear being written on his demeanor in the slightest as he quickly made a B-Line to the apron as he quickly entered the ring and got into his corner, both competitors ready to get down to business.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… weighing in at 227 pounds… LIMMYY MONAGHANNN!!
Jake Mercer: And here he comes, Limmy Monaghan! And as much as I hate to say it; I might’ve been ever so slightly underestimating him based on how focused he seems to be heading into tonight’s match up, I mean when you talk about matching energy here; I can’t say that either of them look even a tad nervous!
Flannery McCoy: Gotta agree with you here, Jake you definitely messed up heavily talking down on Limmy’s name because from what it seems he came to play just as much as Astraea is and I am here for it, with so many things that can and possibly will happen with so many parties invested into this one match – More than sparks will fly and I am expecting some real big moments to appear from this!
(Ding! Ding! Ding)
Stew-O: And we got this match-up underway here tonight in the WIZInk stadium as both competitors slowly exit their corners; no high octane moves coming out of this from the start as both seemingly plan on meeting in the middle of the ring for this match up, both Limmy and Astraea playing a very strategical game here as they lock-up here; though Limmy seems to have more of an edge here in this maneuver as Astraea begins to lose her balance evidently being pushed in the corner by Limmy Monaghan as the referee begins his count!
Referee: ONE… TWO… THREE…
Flannery McCoy: And Limmy just letting go at the count of three – but not letting up as he leaves Astraea with a massive chop across the chest!! That sound of the back of his hand meeting her chest is very easily heard from here, and that sounded like it STUNG; and I believe that feeling might be shared as Astraea clutches onto her chest in the corner, with Limmy then being backed up by the referee with a sly smirk on his face; and I feel like the layer of mind games might already be starting to come into play here guys! :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Mind games? No, this is just Limmy taking his spots and making every maneuver worth it – when you are facing off against someone ike Astraea Jordan, any opening possible, and way you can cause physical peril you are going to have to take to even out the impending odds here tonight; I mean it’s not surprising to see him draw out that count to ease the mind of Astraea just to blast her back with the chop, I would’ve done the same thing if I was him!
Stew-O: Focusing back in here, Limmy seems to have found his footing in the opposite corner as the referee separates from Astraea for the moment as he begins to run forward towards her stagnant in the opposite corner, looking to hit a move as she seems to be unmoving – Though in the middle of his way towards her she just BARELY gets out of the way; sending Limmy into the top turnbuckle – wait, no! Limmy managed to jump onto the middle turn buckle and kept his balance before he crashed and burned, and there he goes leaping from the middle to the top turn buckle as he turns around to see where Astraea is just as she comes forward towards him before leaping off!!! AND HERE COMES LIMMY, HITTING A MASSIVE CORKSCREW CROSSBODY ONTO ASTRAEA – AND THE COVER!!
Flannery McCoy: But here’s the kickout from Astraea here, though not as much haste as I’m sure she would’ve hoped for here as Limmy seems to be fired up in these early moments of this match, keeping that engine revving inside of him as he doesn’t waste anytime getting out of the cover; pulling his opponent up to her feet as best as he could as he places Astraea up to a vertical position leaning on the ropes, placing both of her hands behind the top rope as he steps back slightly… What is he planning for exactly? Limmy reeling his hand back as he starts to move back forward, and it looks like he’s going for a MASSIVE CHOP TO ASTRAEA JORDAN YET AGAIN AND IT CONNECTS! Astraea taking the bulk of Limmy’s hand yet again colliding with her as she lurches off the ropes, stumbling forward as she holds her chest, pain etched on her face as Limmy slowly trails behind her; but Astraea seems to be slightly fired up as she manages to get to a full vertical position and send a chop of her own back into Limmy Monaghan! Astraea though not having as much of an impact in that shot as Limmy only slightly backs up, vaguely stunned for the moment but simply not enough has been done to keep him down as we might be looking at a stand off as Limmy delivers ANOTHER chop to Astraea’s chest, one that seemingly is doing quite a lot of damage at that as Astraea yet again has been sent backward, Limmy clearly holding a harder power in those knife edge shots – But look at this! Astraea isn’t giving up, and after staggering for a mere moment here she comes with a chop of her own and it connects!!! And then one from Limmy; Another from Astraea – ANOTHER FROM LIMMY, ANOTHER FROM ASTRAEA! PIERCING CHOPS THAT HAVE NO FORESEEABLE END AS Limmy slowly backs up, taking all the momentum he can get as he reels back before springing forward looking for a for sure end to this stand off with a power filled chop – But Astraea negates it!! Sliding under his hand barely as she barrels towards the ropes and then back to Limmy with speed that can cause a blaze as Limmy turns around just as Astraea is just a few feet away before hitting Limmy with a massive shoulder tackle! Though not stopping there as Limmy stirs almost immediately though Astraea – who must’ve accounted for it, is already going through running the ropes again just as Limmy gets to his feet, JUST TO BE HIT BY ANOTHER MASSIVE SHOULDER TACKLE! Limmy now floored for a little longer than he must’ve anticipated as Astraea keeps her momentum swinging here as she heads off the ropes once more, seeing a downed Limmy Monaghan before LOOKING TO HIT A MASSIVE RUNNING SHOOTING STAR PRESS – AND IT CONNECTS – COVER!!!
Jake Mercer: But Astraea doesn’t find the opening without a little resistance from Limmy as he manages to get the shoulder up JUST as the Referee was about to count for three; and you can tell that Astraea was running off momentum with that sprawl of offense but now it seems to be coming back to her as she clings onto her chest a little more, taking so many chops from Limmy – the adrenaline must be truly wearing off and I’m sure Astraea is feeling the bulk of those shots right now as both competitors make their ways to an opposing set of ropes, with Limmy getting up to a knee though Astraea having a little more energy out of the two as she is almost up to her feet; Astraea now keeping her eyes peeled on Limmy making sure he isn’t recovering quickly as she uses one last tug on the top rope to bring her up fully to a vertical base as she makes her way over to Limmy who was just now getting up to his feet, Astraea lurking over him just as he gets to a full vertical base, grabbing him by his hand and it looks like we’re looking at another run of the ropes here again as Limmy is sent forward into the opposing set of ropes with an Irish Whip as Astraea waits,expecting Limmy to meet her in the middle of the ring off the second rebound – Though Limmy ducks her first attempt at catching him, going back to the opposing pair of ropes to gain more momentum as he is looking like he might be going for his Bicycle Knee Strike Manuever – but Astraea BARELY negates the attack and steps out the way, and that missed attempt at a strike staggered Limmy long enough for Astraea to turn him around, Astraea grabbing him by his core as she lifts him up into the air for a – SPINE BUSTERRR, SPINE BUSTER BY ASTRAEA LANDING HARD ON LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! SHADES OF LU – DONNAHUGHHHHH!! :russ:
Flannery McCoy: Lu Donnahugh? You know what, nevermind. :birdman:
Stew-O: Despite that, it looks like Astraea didn’t even attempt for the cover – And fair to her knowing how resilient Limmy can be as she is making her way over to the ropes with Limmy down in the center of the ring, and by the looks of it he has no signs of getting up as Astraea starts to exit through the middle turn buckle and is now scaling all the way to the top rope, making a full ascent as she is sizing up Limmy here, getting herself ready as Limmy now is managing to get himself up to his feet; the crowd raising their excitement as Limmy is now into a base vertical position, turning around towards Astraea as she… LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE FOR A FRANKENSTEINER – AND NOW SHE SCRAMBLES YET AGAIN FOR THE COVER!!!
Jake Mercer: AND ANOTHER LIMMY MONAGHAN KICKOUT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, LOOK AT HIM GO! And you look at Astraea and you see the emotions starting to get to her slightly, annoyed at the resiliency of Limmy Monaghan in this moment though she is keeping a tame demeanor for the moment as she sit’s down for a moment next to the body of Limmy, surely wondering what she needs to do – As much as I’m wondering the same thing….
Flannery McCoy: Jake – what’re you doing on your phone?! :Lupe:
Jake Mercer: I’m looking back on her odds in this match on DraftKings, I am almost as involved in this match as she is!
Flannery McCoy: :cmon:
Stew-O: I doubt she cares about your DraftKing bets, Jake. :childplease: However what she does care about is ending this once and for all as she is nearing the turnbuckle with Limmy still hovering over the mat on his knee, clearly going through a lot of physical pain from her assault though it seems like this match could be winding down any moment now as Astraea sizes him up yet again with Limmy now coming fully to his feet, Astraea moving forward to end this as she starts looking for a MASSIVE SPINNING HEEL KICK, HER PATENTED ‘FREE SMOKE’ ON LIMMY MONAGHAN… BUT HE DUCKS IT!! LIMMY DUCKS THE HEEL KICK AND LANDS A CLEAN SHOT ONTO THE JAW OF ASTRAEA!!! He doesn’t look done here though with a disoriented Astraea as he manages to get her onto his shoulders, plucking the head of Astraea under one hand as he gets himself right into the middle of the ring and we know what to expect from this as he aims down his sights for a – ‘DECAY’ THE ONE HANDED ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER CONNECTS INTO THE COVER!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THE KICKOUT! THE KICK OUT FROM ASTRAEA RIGHT BEFORE THE REFEREE WAS ABOUT TO CALL THE MATCH OFF, ASTRAEA BARELY MANAGES TO GET A SHOULDER UP AND WITH ONLY TENTHS OF A SECOND LEFT SHE MANAGES TO STAY IN THIS MATCH UP!!! Limmy looks on in shock as Astraea rolls off towards the corner in peril still, though Monaghan looks forward in a bit of rage – Surely annoyed at Astraea kicking out as he get’s to a knee, wondering what stop’s heel have to pull as he see’s the position that Astraea is in laying down in the corner, fully unaware of the current circumstances as Limmy wwastes little time sizing her up in the opposing corner, and by the looks of it he might be going to execute his patented elbow to the back of the head – and with Astraea Jordan slowly getting to a knee, it seems clear that he’s locked in his sights as he begins running forward, LOOKING FOR THE ELBOW TO FINISH HER OFF –
Jake Mercer: VISUAL PROPHET! VISUAL PROPHET OUT OF NOWHERE JUST AS LIMMY STARTS RUNNING TO HIT HIS FINISHER ‘DECAY’ AND VISUAL PROPHET COMPLETELY BLOWS LIMMY OUT OF THE WATER WITH A HUGE SHOULDER TACKLE SENDING LIMMY DOWN TO THE MAT! :lupe:
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: AND NOW ASTRAEA JORDAN AND THE VISUAL PROPHET ARE BOTH BEATING THE HELL OUT OF LIMMY! LIMMY IS BEING OUTNUMBERED HERE AS HE IS TRYING HIS HARDEST TO FIGHT THE TWO OF… BUT VISUAL PROPHET CONNECTS WITH A HUGE SPINEBUSTER THAT SENDS TAKES THE WIND OUT OF LIMMY! AND ASTRAEA IS JUST ENJOYING EVERY LAST SECOND OF IT-
Flannery McCoy: BULLETSTORM! BULLETSTORM ARE BOLTING TO THE RING! THEY ARE IN, AND NOW THEY ARE HELPING LIMMY FIGHT OFF VISUAL PROPHET AND ASTRAEA JORDAN! LIMMY IS SLOWLY BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND NOW IT’S PROPHET AND ASTRAEA WHO ARE OUTNUMBERED! SOSA HENDERSON AND AURORA MONROE CLOTHESLINE VIZ OUT OF THE RING, AND LIMMY DROPS ASTRAEA DOWN TO HER KNEES! LIMMY GOES INTO THE CORNER… AND HE CONNECTS WITH ‘DECAY’ THIS TIMEEE-
Jake Mercer: NOOO!!! VIZ IS ABLE TO PULL ASTRAEA JORDAN OUT OF THE RING, AND THEY ARE RETREATING! LIMMY AND BULLETSTORM JUST OUTNUMBERED THEM, AND NOW THEY ARE BACKPEDALING UP THE RAMPWAY! VIZ AND ASTRAEA ARE BARKING AT LIMMY AND BULLETSTORM, TRASH TALKING THEM WHILE THE THREE ARE YELLING BACK AT THEM TELLING THEM TO COME BACK TO THE RING, BUT THEY ARE CHOOSING TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY!
(The final image is of Limmy Monghan and Bulletstorm both in the ring, looking disappointed after The Visual Prophet and Astraea Jordan retreating, trying to get them to come back and fight as the camera would fade from there.)
(A commercial is shown for Skyzone featuring Andre Walker.)
(Friday Night Dynasty continues on with the cameras in the arena focused on the crowd, capturing their boisterous reaction to “Leaving Caladan” by Hans Zimmer playing into the WIZink Center! With the World Heavyweight Championship and Interwire Championship, Andre Walker makes his way out with Albert Hitchman following just shortly behind him and the two of them stop on the stage for a moment so that Andre can raise up both belts to a thunderous reaction!)
Stephie Love: Please welcome to the ring, the Undisputed World Heavyweight Interwire Champion… AAANNNDDDRRREEE WAAALLLKKKEEERRR!!!!
Stew-O: Andre Walker comes into Friday Night Dynasty tonight off a successful defense over EAW Hall of Famer, Madison Kaline! There was definitely criticism for the manner in which she won considering the controversy surrounding Limmy and The Visual Prophet from the fatal four-way match weeks ago, but Madison put all the comments aside and truly stepped in a way that had Andre’s reign looking like it just might’ve been in trouble!
Flannery McCoy: Madison would’ve had another historic achievement added to an already legendary career, but Andre just refused to bow down to the Mistress of Death to show her what the era of Andre Walker is all about, and his reign has lived on!
Jake Mercer: You guys sound way too excited about Andre if you ask me! This reign has me suffering! Snakes have started manifesting in my house physically! Since Pain for Pride, my life has never known peace!
(Andre and Albert enter the ring, where Andre walks to the middle of the mat to pose with both of his Championships once again before Albert gets the Interwire Championship from him to put it around his waist. Having gotten microphones as well, Albert hands one to Andre and “Leaving Caladan” fades out to give Andre the chance to address the onlooking crowd.)
Andre Walker: At Midsummer Massacre, Madison Kaline took the opportunity to show me and the rest of the world what she’s made of in this era against someone like me, someone of my undeniable caliber, and I can honestly say that she truly brought her best. I commend her for that. I can think of a lot of people who would’ve been more concerned with more trivial things, like the interference that Limmy Monaghan thinks supports his claim to seemingly having had some chance of beating me had he been in Madison’s spot – and those people would’ve folded under that pressure whole lot easier but what she did instead was put up a fight so that I would have to work for my first successful defense. I appreciate that, I respect that, because I know I got the best version of Madison Kaline that I could’ve possibly faced at a time when she was driven, motivated, and determined to leave her mark in this era of EAW where the competition is at its highest and at its best.
Andre Walker: But her best wasn’t good enough. It’s nothing personal, it’s not a dig – I’m just telling it like it is because anyone else who could’ve won that number one contender match a number of weeks ago on Dynasty, would’ve ended up the same way as Madison. They’d have lost and went right into talking about how they took me to my limit, how they pushed me to have to succeed, and it would’ve been the highlight for them to carry into the next Supershow or FPV, because just having a match with me – win or lose – is something that people want so that they have something to cling to. “I made Andre Walker work for that win.” “I made people believe for even just the slightest moment that Andre Walker was going to be defeated.” But the funny thing about those kinds of statements is that they tell on themselves all the time – they’re saying they weren’t sure I could be defeated, they weren’t 100% sure that they were even going to win in the first place. They know, just like I know, just like all of you know, that I’m a standard in this business and that I’m a benchmark that people have to reach or come across if they want to show they’re worth a damn in today’s EAW. I’m a guaranteed Hall of Famer already and everyone knows it. Doesn’t matter who it is, I’ve faced people up and down the roster of varying skill and I’ll continue to do so. Hall of Famers, former World Champions, faces lost in the middle of the card – put any of them in the ring against me and my victory looks imminent, but just the idea of me winning is nothing compared to what I do when I actually get my hands on them.
Andre Walker: Some people know it for a fact, others have just yet to experience it… but I think about some of the names of people that I’ve beaten and that’s why when I look toward Poor Unfortunate Souls… well, coming off the match I just had, this match at the Supershow just looks underwhelming.
(Andre shakes his head and Albert feigns a yawn before bringing his hand over his mouth.)
Andre Walker: After all, Ruler had his chance to take Interwire Championship already and could’ve had the significant achievement of stopping me from becoming the longest-reigning Interwire Champion ever; saying you prevented Andre Walker from making more history or winning a match at all is an accomplishment all itself in EAW today. …But he didn’t do anything like that, he didn’t get it done, he didn’t get to be the one who stopped me short of breaking Mister K’s record for the Interwire Championship – and apparently, I’m supposed to consider the outcome is going to be anything different than before. Not only that, but I defeated Joso already as well when he was hot off his New Era Classic win to start Season 16. Is facing off against the both of them in a triple threat meant to make the possibility of me losing any greater? Am I supposed to be more concerned or something? Where’s the real threat? People better start getting used to the sight of me holding both of these Championships a whole lot longer if this is what I’m going to be dealing with, because I just don’t see myself losing at the Supershow-
(But just then, “Prices” by Lil Uzi Vert begins to play and the crowd begins to boo as Andre is interrupted by none other than Ruler! Ruler makes his way out staring down Andre, not even acknowledging the presence of the crowd before starting down to the ring.)
Stew-O: With the drama that ensued with Ruler and Joso when Ruler had his match against Andre for the Interwire Championship, I’m not surprised that Ruler is coming out here with something on his mind! Joso’s presence during the match definitely acted as a distraction for a moment, only for him to be knocked off the apron and Andre would ultimately win the match!
Jake Mercer: I wouldn’t personally suggest this but I heard a good strategy might be ganging up on Andre so that he can’t win! But that wasn’t my idea!
Flannery McCoy: :usure:
Jake Mercer: Yes, I’m sure!
(Ruler enters the ring with a microphone and stands across from Andre and Albert, staring them down for a moment before raising his mic. But he finds himself cut off as “Trophies” by Drake interrupts him before he can even speak! Joso makes his way out with a smirk on his face, which no doubt irritates Ruler judging from the glare on his face and Andre couldn’t look less enthused if he tried. Joso laughs coming down to the ring and enters to a mixed reaction, but is undeniably a whole lot more positive than the reaction was Ruler.)
Joso: Now I know you guys didn’t really think you could come out here talking about the Poor Unfortunate Souls Supershow and not invite me, did you?! I’m one of the brightest stars coming into the Season and I put myself on the map with that New Era Classic win at Pain for Pride, which is why this conversation can’t happen without me when I am the conversation.
(Andre can’t help but chuckle at Joso’s confidence, which Joso immediately acknowledges.)
Joso: Andre, you come out here talking about how people just expect you to retain at Poor Unfortunate Souls like it’s just going to happen and like no one would be surprised, but it’s a big mistake to think that I’m not a threat. You won over me at the start of the Season, sure, but you can’t stand there and say I didn’t have the world on the edge of their seats waiting to see me beat you.
Ruler: And you lost, Joso. There’s no ‘if’s, no ‘but’s, no ‘maybe’s – you lost. End of story. But knowing that I was going to do something you couldn’t – which was not only beat Andre but win the Interwire Championship, at that – brought out something bitter in you. I told you that it’d be me actually becoming the face of this new era while you just clung to your taglines and catchphrases, and I’m sure you know that had I won that first Interwire Championship match, whatever care people had for you would be out the window. The name Joso would be one its way to becoming just a footnote this Season while you sought for relevancy or hoped that no one would notice you just weren’t meeting the expectations that came with your triumphant Pain for Pride victory.
Joso: You think I’m worried about becoming irrelevant? All people could do after I took on Andre was talk about the performance I had against him and to no surprise, my presence during your match was all people were talking about then, too! See, what I do is make headlines and get people talking; everyone’s wondering where I’m gonna put myself next to make an even bigger name for myself and it’ll be in the history books as the new Interwire Champion after Dyansty’s Supershow. As for you? Well, at least you’ll be able to say you were there and got to be a part of my history-making moment; I can’t promise you’ll be getting any free promo from me after the fact, though.
Andre Walker: Free promo?
(The Undisputed World Heavyweight Interwire Champion draws the attention back to himself looking amused with Joso.)
Andre Walker: Free promo? Is that not what you two just came out here for knowing you’d be in the ring with me? Like I said, everyone wants to share my spotlight no matter who it is and you two are no exception. It was so you could come out here and talk yourselves up because there hasn’t been anything that either of you have done that allows it to speak for you when it comes to competing against me. Without me in the triple threat, it looks like it’s just another match on the card. Without me in the match, it’s just two guys who lost to me going at it. And what I’ve heard so far doesn’t answer my question: where’s the threat? I know it’s a triple threat, I don’t have to be pinned or submitted to lose, so is one of you looking to get lucky and hoping that I won’t have to be the one either of tries and fails to put down? Because that’s how it’s looking, that’s how it’s sounding – I don’t think either of you can even really say what’ll be different for you now knowing that I have all the capabilities of making all you’re saying nothing but empty words.
Ruler: I know that I messed up in that first match but it won’t happen again, I’m making sure of that. I know that I can’t leave anything unaccounted for and that includes Joso worrying that he’s going to be outshined or left behind in my shadow knowing that I can capitalize on the moment. Underestimation is one of the biggest threats to anyone’s chances of winning and I know that as close as I came, neither of you can afford to underestimate me now. The pressure was on to keep you from making history a few weeks ago and to make some of my own instead, but now that you’ve gone and set a new record, it makes me want to win that much more. It makes me hungrier to want to take this opportunity to truly bring something new to the forefront, having done it by taking it from someone people perceive to be the best.
Joso: You really want to know what’ll be different for me? I’ll be the one winning, and getting an Interwire Championship out of the deal now, too. You beat me once, Andre, but let me put it this way: that’ll be the last time it happens. Heck, if it wasn’t for me taking my eyes off you for a moment in that match, you probably wouldn’t have walked out of there as lucky as you were for that. I’ve been the one to give you probably your toughest match all Season so far just after Madison, so you can’t say that you had it easy against me – and a win before doesn’t mean you’re gonna win over me now. If anything, you should be relieved knowing that you’ve got someone like Ruler here to take the fall just in case you don’t have to, but let’s be honest, there’s nothing stopping me from putting your shoulders down on the mat for a three count either. I’m the New Era Classic winner for a reason, meaning that it’s time to be out with the old and in with the new – as in a new Interwire Champion because that’s the way it’s gonna be with me in the mix! Ruler might as well not even be a factor!
(Andre rolls his eyes with a laugh and shakes his head, having an off-mic conversation with Albert as he motions to the two of them. However, as this is happening, Ruler and Joso seem to get into it about Joso’s remarks!)
Ruler: Not a factor? I was enough of a factor for you to involve yourself in my Interwire Championship match against Andre in the first place. If you honestly believed that, I don’t think you would’ve added your presence to that match. I know you’ve got an ego and I’m sure it would’ve shut you right up to see me achieve something you couldn’t, and you just couldn’t stand to see it happen. No one would even be thinking about you had I won and when I win now, it’ll be all about how I defeated Andre Walker to truly bring in a new era and make it a classic all at once.
Joso: You think you’re clever? If you were as smart as you think, you would’ve won that match against Andre regardless, but I don’t think you’re ready for that conversation. All me showing up did was gift you the idea that maybe, just maybe, you might’ve been able to change the outcome of a match between the two of you any other time but now that I’m here? Now that I’m in the match to take a win and a Championship? I can guarantee that you’re only getting my best, and unfortunately for you, my best is what I’m going to bring to take me right to my first-ever Championship win.
Ruler: Having won the New Era Classic, you really can’t afford to let your mouth write a check that you ultimately can’t cash; you can only get by on “but I took Andre to his limit at the start of the Season” for so long, just like he said. Eventually, that wears off and you know just as well as I do if it continues on like that, those kinds of claims aren’t going to hold up when it counts. I said I wanted this Season to be mine and to be in a position like this, it’s right there for the taking and I don’t plan on letting anyone stand in my way. I said I know that I have to beat you to step into the light of being the face of this era considering your win, and now I get that and the chance to claim the Interwire Championship; it’ll be like killing two birds with one stone.
Joso: You’re talking like it’s just me who’d have to put up with the criticism. After all that mess you went on about when it came to the start of the Season about how you want more and were capable of getting more for yourself, but when you lose another opportunity, then what? It’ll be the same story of Ruler losing.
Andre Walker: Is this what this is gonna turn into? Yeah, I don’t need this. Not worth my time, not at all.
(Ruler and Joso are both caught off guard by Andre’s comment, the two of them turning their attention to him just in time to see Andre carelessly drop his microphone to the mat without a second thought. Andre walks right between them without looking back, stepping through the ropes out onto the apron and then hopping down with Albert following after him by coming down the stairs. Andre turns around for just a moment to see the disrespected demeanors of both men, the Champion shrugging without a care for anything that just happened before shaking his head again and turning to head to the back with Albert in tow. Ruler and Joso watch on looking frustrated with Andre deciding that they weren’t worth his time, the scene fading on the two of them watching Andre disappear out of sight as he goes into the back.)
(A commercial is shown for Territorial Invasion featuring Anarchy in The Arena Captain Limmy Monaghan and Brand Warfare Captain Madison Kaline for Team Dynasty.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from the final commercial break of the night to the arena where Stephie Love is seen standing at the center of the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen THIS is your MAIN EVENT!!! And it is a singles match scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Back To Life’ by Soul II Soul is heard blasting through the speakers of the arena as the camera goes over to show The Visual Prophet making his way out from the backstage area. He has a smirk on his face as he gyrates his hips before making his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… residing in Engadine, Michigan… weighing in at 265 pounds… ‘THE FOUNDER OF THE VISUAL PROPHET LEADERSHIP ACADEMY’…. THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well it was definitely an interesting night for Viz and the rest of his crew here on Dynasty. After an attempt at getting into his Poor Unfortunate Souls opponent Limmy Monaghan’s head ended up failing, him and Astraea went onto attack Limmy and call off Astraea’s match against him as a result.
Flannery McCoy: Now Viz steps into the main event with the lingering thought of Limmy making an appearance and giving him a taste of his own medicine, but ultimately that’s just something that we have to find out for ourselves.
(‘Demeanor (ft. Dua Lipa)’ by Pop Smoke is heard blasting through the speakers of the arena as the camera goes over to show Serenity Valdez making her way out with the Specialists Championship raised high in the air. She boasts it pridefully with a big smile on her face before making her way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Tijuana, Mexico… weighing in at 130 pounds… she is the EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!!!!!!!! THE VIRTUOSA… SERENITY VALDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for Serenity we know she’s had her issues with Diamond Dixon as of late but tonight she needs to push that away in order to focus all her energy into a huge match here tonight. She’s up against one of the best Elitists not just on this brand but in this entire company and she knows that the pressure is on.
Jake Mercer: SHE’S THE VIRTUOSA! THE VISION! If anything I know she is fully capable of getting the job done! She’s just got IT. Trust me on this one guys, I mean… you can always trust me right???
(Serenity begins to make her way into the ring as she raises her Specialists Championship up into the air. Midway into that… her theme completely cuts.)
???: Hello Serenity!
(Serenity turns instantly to the titantron which is broadcasting a familiar office. Sitting behind the desk is none other than Friday Night Dynasty General Manager Tyrone Montgomery. She looks absolutely confused right now as Tyrone begins to speak.)
Tyrone Montgomery: I just wanted to take the time to remind you of what I said the week before Midsummer Massacre.That is along the lines of EAW Elitists not complying with the new expectations and standards we’re holding them to is quite simply unacceptable! Now, I care for the Elitists on the Dynasty brand and have made sure to listen to everything that they’ve had to say in the weeks leading up to this show, and after hearing what you’ve said… well it just won’t be tolerated! If I don’t give you this slap on the wrist now, who’s to say you won’t go on the following week continuing to spew all this nasty propaganda against the Walt Disney Corporation??? Which is why you, Serenity, are on strike one!
(The crowd murmur in confusion while Serenity obviously doesn’t look happy with what’s happening right now. Tyrone is obviously referring to the video that Serenity posted in the week leading up to this match right here, and the not so kind words to Mickey Mouse.)
Tyrone Montgomery: The first consequence will be allowing Diamond Dixon to choose the stipulation for your Specialists Championship match at Poor Unfortunate Souls! And I hope that I don’t have to continue reminding you going forward so things can go smoothly! Thank you, and I hope all of you enjoy the main event tonight!
(Tyrone clicks off the titantron while Serenity is seen pissed off over what’s happening. She shakes her head, but really there’s nothing she can do about it. She sighs before turning and making her way over to her corner, as the referee checks her before ringing the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we go as our main event is officially underway- AND SERENITY IS WASTING NO TIME LAUNCHING OUT OF HER CORNER AND LEAPING INTO THE AIR CONNECTING WITH A HIGH KNEE STRIKE TO THE SIDE OF VIZ’S HEAD! That takes Viz off guard and drops him down to a kneeling position, giving Serenity the perfect opportunity to run to the ropes…
Flannery McCoy: AND GO FOR AN EARLY ‘HIT THE LIGHTS’ ATTEMPT! RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF VIZ’S HEAD!
Jake Mercer: BUT THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION SAW IT COMING! Viz manages to dip his head under causing Serenity to connect with nothing but air and slide down onto the canvas! Serenity slams her fist onto the mat in anger before getting back up to her feet and making her way over to Viz, ONLY FOR VIZ TO GRAB HER AROUND THE WAIST AND LAUNCH HER INTO THE AIR WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Serenity takes a hard tumble to the mat but instantly clutches onto the ropes to keep herself upright, falling into the corner to compose herself while she has the chance. BUT VIZ IS ALREADY RUNNING FULL STEAM AHEAD TOWARDS SERENITY LOOKING TO CRUSH HER IN THE CORNER WITH A SPLASH ATTEMPT-
Stew-O: BUT SERENITY SEES IT COMING MANAGING TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! Serenity stumbles forward and turns around while Viz begins to approach her, AND SHE MANAGES TO DROP DOWN BEFORE TAKING VIZ DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! Viz falls onto his face but instantly rolls onto his back and gets up to a seated position, ONLY FOR SERENITY TO TURN AROUND AND CONNECT WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE FACE TO TAKE HIM BACK DOWN COMPLETELY! Serenity isn’t done though as she turns around and runs the ropes… LOOKING TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH A HUGE ELBOW DROP TO THE CHEST OF THE VISUAL PROPHET-
Flannery McCoy: BUT VIZ ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT ONE INSTEAD! Serenity takes a hard landing but gets back up to a kneeling position, ONLY FOR VIZ TO BE ONE STEP AHEAD BY CLUTCHING HER HEAD AND LIFTING HER UP BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A QUICK SUPLEX! This match has been going 100 miles per hour so far, but it won’t be long before one of them wears the other out and gets the full advantage which is something that they’re going to have to be wary of.
Jake Mercer: Serenity shoots up to a seated position and clutches her spine, making it apparent that it was one rough landing. Viz gets back up to his feet and begins to make his way back toward her, snatching her by the head before tugging her upward onto her feet. Serenity is stunned right now, and possibly even further as Viz nails a knee strike towards her abdomen! Serenity stumbles backward and falls towards the ropes, now clutching her abdomen while Viz takes a step back… RUNNING FORWARD AND NOW LOOKING TO CLOTHESLINE HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Stew-O: BUT SERENITY MANAGES TO PULL DOWN THE TOP ROPE AND SEND VIZ FLYING OVER! He barely manages to hang on though by clutching onto the top rope, standing on the apron while Serenity turns back around. Serenity makes her way over, only for Viz to connect with a punch to the nose which gives him a bit more breathing room! Serenity still pushes, ONLY FOR VIZ TO ATTEMPT A SHOULDER THRUST TO THE ABDOMEN-
Flannery McCoy: But Serenity manages to sidestep, ONLY TO BOOT VIZ RIGHT AGAINST THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! That leaves Viz draped over the middle rope while Serenity grabs a hold of him and props him up… BEFORE SPIKING HIS HEAD DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A HANGMAN DDT! VIZ IS LAID OUT ON THE CANVAS WHILE SERENITY PUSHES HIM OVER ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG! EARLY PIN ATTEMPT BY THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION RIGHT HERE!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ KICKS OUT QUICKLY! Serenity realizes that and immediately gets up to her feet, having already processed it and realizing that she is going to have to keep her foot on the gas pedal. She turns around and begins to make her way up to the top rope, positioning herself while Viz is practically lifeless on the canvas trying his best to recover. Serenity stands on the turnbuckle… BEFORE LEAPING OFF OF THE TOP AND GOING FOR A BEAUTIFUL ELBOW DROP TO THE VISUAL PROPHET’S CHEST!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY LEAVING SERENITY CRASHING BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! Serenity takes a rough landing once again and that’s surely not good for her chances right about now. She begins to get back up to her feet, BUT SHE’S NOT FASTER THAN VIZ WHO LAUNCHES INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE! Serenity is taken down to the mat but quickly gets back up to her feet, ONLY FOR VIZ TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH ANOTHER ONE FOR GOOD MEASURE! He isn’t done though as he grabs her by the arm and tugs her up to her feet before sending her towards the ropes with a quick Irish whip… ONLY FOR SERENITY TO RUN FORWARD AND ATTEMPT A CLOTHESLINE- But Viz manages to duck under that, GRABBING HER FROM BEHIND AND LIFTING HER INTO A BACK SUPLEX-
Flannery McCoy: BUT SERENITY FLIPS OVER VIZ AND LANDS BEHIND HIM! Viz tries to turn around, BUT SERENITY CATCHES HIM BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE WHICH SENDS HIM DOWNWARD! Viz is down on a kneeling position while he tries to get back up to his feet, only for Serenity to step forward and connect with an axe handle to the back of his head! Serenity then turns around and runs to the ropes and back… BEFORE GRABBING HIS HEAD AND SLAMMING IT DOWN TO THE GROUND! She isn’t done either, LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE DROP TO THE FACE TO FOLLOW THAT UP!
Jake Mercer: Serenity rolls back up to her feet and falls backward into the corner. You can see the smirk on her face as she waits for Viz to get back up to his feet, she has him right where she wants him and she knows it. Viz is slowly beginning to rise back up to his feet, you can see the pain on his face and the fatigue evidently beginning to show for not just him but for the Specialists Champion as well. But he’s back up to his feet and that might not be the best move… AS SERENITY RUNS FORWARD AND GRABS A HOLD OF HIM ATTEMPTING ‘EL ULTIMO BAILE’ TO DROP HIM BACK DOWN!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ REVERSES IT BY GRABBING HER AND TAKING CONTROL! CONNECTING WITH AN ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL URANAGE! This shoots Serenity up to a seated position, WHILE VIZ GRABS SERENITY AND DROPS HER DOWN WITH THE ‘VDT’! THE REVERSE STO INTO A TWISTING DDT CONNECTS WHILE VIZ ROLLS SERENITY ONTO HER BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG! GOING FOR THE PIN WILL WE BE SEEING THE BEGINNING OF THE END RIGHT HERE???
Flannery McCoy: BUT SERENITY MANAGES TO KICK OUT OF THAT ONE BEFORE THREE! And you can see the look of disappointment on Viz’s face, but in the end, there’s no denying the fact that this match continues. Viz is back up to his feet, grabbing the head of Serenity and beginning to pull him up again. He picks her back up, but before she can do anything it’s Serenity that begins to send a few loose punches towards his face in an attempt to play damage control! That takes Viz back and gives Serenity some leeway and a chance to breathe right now. From there she then turns around and runs to the ropes while Viz is at the center of the ring…
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ MANAGES TO GRAB A HOLD OF HER AND POSITION HIMSELF BEFORE LAUNCHING SERENITY INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Serenity crumbles down to the mat but instantly grabs onto the turnbuckles and uses them to prop herself up to a seated position at the very least, BUT THAT’S ONLY BEFORE VIZ RUNS IN AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE HEAD THAT KNOCKS HER BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! Viz now grabs Serenity by the head and throws her downward toward the center of the ring, now looking behind him and beginning to make his ascension up high risk. And we know whenever Viz attempts something off of the top rope it’s absolutely no good for whoever he’s across the ring from. Viz positions himself and I think we know what he might be going for here…
Stew-O: VIZ LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR ‘BOW TO THE HEART’ GOING FOR A DIVING ELBOW DROP OF HIS OWN TO SERENITY VALDEZ-
Flannery McCoy: BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO THAT SERENITY FALLS AGAINST THE ROPES CAUSING VIZ TO LOSE HIS BALANCE! Viz drops down from his position and ultimately stumbles off of the top rope to avoid any other mistakes from occurring, meanwhile Serenity takes a step back before Viz takes a wild swing towards her head- BUT SERENITY DUCKS UNDER THAT BEFORE LEAPING ONTO HIS BACK AND CINCHING IN ‘PYRAMID SCHEME’! BACKPACK CHOKEHOLD LOCKED IN WHILE VIZ IMMEDIATELY DIPS DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION STRUGGLING TO CATCH HIS BREATH!
Jake Mercer: Serenity has the hold locked in tight, and keep it any tighter and we might be seeing the beginning of the end for this match right here! But we know who The Visual Prophet is and the type of pedigree that he has, all of that is not for no reason! He’s not like any other Elitist and he’s going to show that as he heaves himself back up to a vertical base! VIZ SWINGING HIMSELF AROUND AND LAUNCHING SERENITY OFF OF HIM! Viz clutches his throat in pain, ONLY FOR SERENITY TO ONCE AGAIN LAUNCH ONTO HIS BACK AND LOCK IN ANOTHER ‘PYRAMID SCHEME’ ATTEMPT!
Stew-O: ONCE AGAIN THE BACKPACK CHOKEHOLD IS LOCKED IN AND VIZ IS FOUND IN THE SAME SITUATION AS HE WAS LAST TIME! Serenity manages to force him down to a kneeling position and you can tell that Viz is trapped with absolutely nowhere to go at the dead center of the ring. There’s only so much you can do in a situation like this one and Viz knows that he’s going to have to think fast unless he wants to tap out right now! Viz manages to get himself back up to his feet, slowly steadying himself while Serenity does everything that she can to try and keep him down on the ground to no avail! There’s an obvious strength advantage between the two and as I mentioned there is really only so much you can do. Viz is trying to manuever himself and find a way out of this and I think he has!
Flannery McCoy: AS HE STEPS BACKWARD AND SLAMS SERENITY AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLE PADDING! Serenity is obviously hurt right now but manages to keep a hold of the former World Champion right now which is something that Viz obviously does not want to happen right now. Viz once again positions himself, BEFORE STEPPING BACKWARD AND FOR A SECOND TIME RAMMING SERENITY AGAINST THE CORNER! Serenity still holding on but this time for dear life as it appears her grip has been weakened right now, ALLOWING VIZ TO SWING AROUND AND THROW HER OFF OF HIS BACK!
Jake Mercer: Serenity tumbles down to the mat but instantly recovers by sliding up to a knee, ONLY FOR VIZ TO CUT HER IN HALF WITH A BRUTAL SPEAR! Viz then shoots up to his feet and runs toi the ropes and back… LEAPING THROUGH THE AIR AND ABSOLUTELY CRUSHING SERENITY BENEATH HIM WITH A SPLASH! Serenity definitely didn’t expect this burst of energy for Viz but at the same time it’s not something that lasts long for him. We don’t know how much more he has left in the tank, hell we don’t know how much either of them have left at this point. But they’re going to have to keep pushing regardless knowing the positon their in and how much a win in the main event will do you wonders.
Stew-O: Specifically Serenity, I mean this is one of only a handful of main event matches she’s had and tonight she’s going up against a former World Champion and a bonafide EAW Hall of Famer? Imagine the type of momentum she’d be walking into Poor Unfortunate Souls with if she got his shoulders down for the three count. This was something that was made very clear by Serenity here tonight and is going to make sure that she stops at nothing to get in her way in the process. Serenity clutches her abdomen and gets herself back up to her feet, trying her best to recover and get back into this match but little does she know she’s going to end up falling into Viz’s trap… AS VIZ GRABS HER AND LIFTS HER OFF OF THE GROUND GOING FOR AN ATTEMPT AT THE ‘PROPHET DRIVER”! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER TO SERENITY!
Flannery McCoy: But that doesn’t happen with Serenity beginning to send repeated elbow shots towards the side of Viz’s head in hopes of stunning him! Viz tries his best to keep his balance and follow through with the move but right now that doesn’t seem possible as the attack courtesy of Serenity Valdez is beginning to overwhelm him right now! Viz is ultimately forced to bring her back down to the ground, and immediately you can see Serenity begin to absolutely unload on him with a barrage of forearm strikes towards his face! Viz definitely didn’t expect this and is left on the defense as he brings his forearms up and tries to absorb as many shots as he can. But in the end Serenity’s flurry of punches has pushed him up against the ropes and she does everything that she can to yank him into an Irish whip towards the opposite side… SO SERENITY CAN LEAP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH A SINGLE LEG DROPKICK TO THE CHEST OF VIZ TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Jake Mercer: That was a hard landing for Viz as he pulls himself upward into a seated position, all while Serenity turns herself around and runs to the ropes… BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SLIDING FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE TO TAKE VIZ COMPLETELY DOWN ONCE AGAIN! Serenity is far from through though knowing the advantage she has and how she’s looking to keep it more than anything else. Serenity turns around and runs the ropes while Viz is still down on the mat… LOOKING TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH A FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF VIZ-
Stew-O: BUT VIZ ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE GRABBING THE LEGS OF SERENITY AND TRIPPING HER DOWN TO THE MAT! Viz has a hold of the legs, and before he can even think about doing anything it’s Serenity that manages to roll onto her back and boot him in the face! I’m sure Viz would’ve loved to lock in that ‘Viz-Lock’ Ankle Lock right at the center of the ring but Serenity prevented that and made sure it didn’t happen. Serenity begins to get back up to her feet now while Viz scowls and begins to make his way over as well, Serenity attempts to throw another punch- But Viz isn’t going to let her get anymore momentum as he blocks the punch and throws one back at her! This sends Serenity stumbling backward but she recovers and makes her way toward Viz, ONLY FOR VIZ TO GRAB HER AND SCOOP HER OFF OF THE GROUND BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SAMOAN DROP BEFORE SHE CAN EVEN CONSIDER DOING ANYTHING ELSE!
Flannery McCoy: This is what Viz needs to keep doing for as long as this match continues on, making sure that she keeps Serenity grounded and predicting what she’s going to do before it can happen. Because while she may not have the strength by her sidel, she sure as hell possess the speed and is going to use that to her advantage just as we’ve seen in this match any chance that she gets;. Serenity rolls to the edge of the ring, creating distance from Viz while at the same time using the ropes to get herself back up to her feet. Viz then turns around and sets his sights on her, GOING FOR ONE MORE ATTEMPT AT A CLOTHESLINE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE TO POSSIBLY GET MORE BREATHING ROOM- BUT NOT TODAY AS SERENITY LIFTS HER BOOT UP AND SLAMS IT AGAINST THE FACE OF THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION STOPPING HIM RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS!
Jake Mercer: Serenity then turns around and sets herself up, BEFORE GOING FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT OFF OF THE ROPES TO TAKE VIZ DOWN- BUT VIZ MANAGES TO CATCH HER ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! VIZ GOING FOR A POWERSLAM- BUT SERENITY USES THE MOMENTUM TO SLIP HERSELF OFF AND LAND BEHIND HIM! Viz turns around, ONLY FOR SERENITY TO CONNECT WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO A KNEELING POSITION! Serenity from there sets him up, BEFORE PULLING HIM IN AND TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A SNAP DDT!
Stew-O: And just as we mentioned before, that quickness of Serenity getting into effect right now. Serenity knows at the same time though, she may not get an opportunity like this one again, so she’s going to have to use it to the fullest. She is absolutely screaming at Viz to get back up, luring him into the position that she wants him to be in. Right now could be the chance that she needed to finish this match for good and quite possibly get the biggest win in her career at this point. Viz is slowly heaving himself up, realizing the type of situation that he’s in right now and composing his thoughts and most importantly what in the world he’s going to do to get out of it. He doesn’t see Serenity though, who’s right behind him and looking for something…
Flannery McCoy: SERENITY RUNNING FORWARD AT FULL SPEED AND GOING FOR ‘HIT THE LIGHTS”! ATTEMPT AT THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE VISUAL PROPHET’S HEAD TO FINISH THE JOB!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! VIZ MANAGES TO SPIN HIMSELF AROUND BEFORE CATCHING SERENITY ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! How in the world was he able to do that so quickly??? Viz positions himself, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND LAUNCHING SERENITY INTO THE CORNER WITH A TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB! It connects and Serenity bounces off of the corner visibly stunned, BEFORE VIZ GRABS HER AND NAILS HER WITH A SNAP POWERSLAM THIS TIME! Viz realizes that he needs to do something but right now I don’t think he can find the energy to follow through with this whole thing. You know how much the two of them have put one another through, you can only withstand so much until you break and we might be seeing both of their breaking points right now.
Stew-O: Viz slowly beginning to heave himself back up to his feet and approach Serenity before bringing her back up as well, I think he knows what he needs to do right now and he needs to do it before the Specialists Champion can take advantage and do anything else. Viz grabs Serenity by the arm and sends her towards the ropes with an Irish whip…
Flannery McCoy: STEPPING FORWARD AND GOING FOR ‘KISS TO THE HEAD”! BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE TO THE SKULL TO DROP SERENITY DOWN TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: BUT SERENITY MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THAT BEFORE SLIPPING THROUGH THE ROPES AND ONTO THE APRON! LAUNCHING THROUGH AND CONNECTING WITH ‘FALL FROM GRACE’! THE SPRINGBOARD FLATLINER CONNECTS DROPPING VIZ DOWN TO THE CANVAS WHILE SERENITY HOOKS THE LEGS AND GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT RIGHT HERE!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ GETS THE SHOULDER UP RIGHT IN TIME! Serenity immediately shoots up to her feet asnd looks at the turnbuckle before turning and beginning to make her way up to the top. She knows what she needs to do now if she wants to finish this and that means pulling out the biggest move in her arsenal. Viz doesn’t realize what’s happening right now as he slowly begins to rise back up to his feet. No way…
Flannery McCoy: SERENITY GOING FOR ‘MALICIOUS INTENT”! FLIP PILEDRIVER!
Jake Mercer: ‘IKE TURNER SPECIAL’ VIZ CATCHES SERENITY WITH THE SPINNING BACKFIST BEFORE SHE CAN LEAP OFF THE TURNBUCKLES! Serenity falls off of the top turnbuckle and crumbles down to the floor…
Stew-O: ONLY FALLING INTO A ‘KISS TO THE HEAD’ FOR HER TROUBLES! BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE CONNECTS WHILE VIZ DRAGS HER TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE THREE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Back To Life’ begins to blast through the speakers once again as The Visual Prophet pushes himself off of the body of Serenity Valdez and gets back up to his feet. The referee makes his way over as he raises his hand in victory, with Viz having a smirk on his face while simultaneously nursing his wounds. He then begins to climb to the top rope and celebrate his victory while Stephie Love begins to speak.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a match that we’ve just got the chance to witness tonight between two of EAW’s best going at it in our main event. It was clear that Serenity was willing to do anything to come out on top in this one, even going so far as to pull out her big move in hopes of keeping Viz down. But in the end, it wasn’t enough as more seasoned Viz was able to take her down and keep her down for the three.
Jake Mercer: And Limmy Monaghan surely has to be watching this especially after what happened earlier in the night in his match against Astraea in disapproval. The two’s feud as of late has been getting heated and we know that it is far from over. The fact Limmy didn’t make his presence known tonight just makes me more interested to see what happens next week! Nonetheless congratulations to Vizzy on the winny!
(Serenity is seen retreating out of the ring and clutching her Specialists Championship close to her chest, pissed off about the result of the match while Viz gyrates his hips at the center of the ring. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty ultimately fades out from there.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)