Matthew Graham
(EAW Intro Plays.)
(The show begins as we get a quick recap of last week’s episode. We watch as Andrea Valentine, Komatsu Ogawa, Mitsubachi, and Andre Walker are victorious in their match ups as well as various segments and moments throughout the show. We see Veena and Nina’s feud continues as well as Dray Fontana have his Pure title championship celebration interrupted by Jalyn Garcia. We see highlights of the six person tag match between Charlie Marr, Xander Payne, and Mason Massacre vs Sarah Price, Harper Lee, and Sierra Bradford. The match ends in a no contest due to the interference of Showdown talent. But, Dynasty is saved as Chris Elite enters the fight and accepts Charlie Marr’s offer to join the Dynasty team in this endeavor. Finally, Sarah Price and Impact are joined by the returning MR. DEDEDE as the trio for this year’s Dynasty team for the annual War Games match.)
(We open up in the performance center with the socially distanced crowd masked up and cheering. Pyrotechnics fire off before we get a shot of the commentary trio sitting ringside.)
Stew-O: What a show last week but I expect this week’s episode to be even bigger! This is Friday Night Dynasty folks and I am Stew-O here live in the EAW performance center in Newark, New Jersey and we are starting off the show with StarrStan himself making his way to the ring!
Jake Mercer: The Impact Zone has a treat on its hands because from what I’ve read from the dirt sheets…
Flannery McCoy: I mean, you didn’t have to read the dirt sheets to know we are starting this week off with a contract signing between The Visual Prophet and Andrea Valentine for their World Heavyweight Chanpionship match at Territorial Invasion.
Jake Mercer: BIG FACTS!
Flannery McCoy: You are so confusing it’s infuriating.
Stew-O: I am Stew-O alongside me as always is the one and only Flannery McCoy.
Flannery McCoy: If it was just me and you Stew-O, this would be unquestionably the best and easiest job in EAW. But it’s clear our third wheel here has to be here to give us that neck beard takes that don’t ever make sense.
Jake Mercer: Besides Ronan Malosi, nobody has hotter takes than Big Jake Mercer.
Stew-O: Hot Takes, lemme give one a try. I believe Andrea Valentine vs Viz is the hottest title match we will have at Territorial Invasion!
Jake Mercer: I want to agree but we can’t forget that BIG LC, Extremist of the decade, and Dynasty’s own faces Jamie O’Hara for his Answers World Championship as well. Also, Dray Fontana will put his Pure title on the line against former New Breed champ Jalyn Garcia!
Flannery McCoy: So many epic match ups have been made and we still have weeks before the biggest FPV of the season thus far even happens!
Stew-O: But first, as the ring has been set up with a desk and our general manager enters the ring…we are going to turn things over to StarrStan as we stands in the ring and begins to speak.)
(‘2nd Sucks’ begins to fade out as StarrStan stands in the ring delight of the crowd.)
StarrStan: Hello my socially distant crowd, my Dynasty fans watching all around the world, and all the EAW talent that is tuning in to witness one of the classic moments we have here in EAW. You know, to some it’s a cliche trope but for us in EAW this is always a welcomed time. Ahead of a big event, a highly promoted FPV, and a show as huge as this year’s Territorial Invasion show…you should all have seen what was coming. Before I get into that though I’d like to take a moment to once again reiterate how ecstatic I am to be freed of having that spastic dickhead Christian Demarco off of my brand despite the fact that he can’t keep my dick out of his mouth in his little promos.
(Starr sighs before continuing)
StarrStan: I saw what he had to say last week on Showdown in response to me expressing joy about how he was now Ryan Wilson’s issue to deal with, at least until Ronan kicks his ass and takes his job. I’d just like to remind everyone that this is the same piece of shit that forced himself into a tag team with one of the most unreliable pieces of shit in EAW tag team 2 weeks into his career and proudly proclaimed themselves as losers and then acted surprise when they actually lost. I hope he enjoys the ego boost of beating the likes of James Ranger or Strawberry Steve in opening matches but nobody with a fucking brain would be stupid enough to ever think you’ll win a title in this company and no competent General Manager with the likes of Justin Windgate, Raven Roberts, Harlow Reichert, Jake Smith, and Jon Kelton would be dumb enough to make you a priority over them… and only one of them uses rap references. 😉
(After a wink at the camera with a sarcastic expression, he adjusts his tie and his expression changes to a more serious one as he goes back into professional mode)
StarrStan: Now that we have that business out of the way, I am out here tonight because we will be having a World Heavyweight Championship match at Territorial Invasion. We will be putting our current champion to the biggest test so far in his reign. We will be giving his challenger the biggest opportunity she has received since being drafted to Dynasty. Basically…we are gathered here tonight in this moment to have the contract signed and the match officially made official. Ladies and Gentlemen, I do not want to waste much time because we still have a huge show tonight that includes a blockbuster champion vs champion main event.
(The socially distanced crowd cheers as StarrStan claps for them.)
StarrStan: So, all me to introduce to the ring first. A future first ballot hall of famer, former Openweight Champion, 2x Specialist champion, and former EAW World Champion. Last year at this same event, she was on the winning side of the War Games match and this year she will be challenging for the World Heavyweight Championship. Our challenger…ANDREA VALENTINE!!!
(‘Roll Wit Me’ by Charli XCX plays as out walks Andrea Valentine to an enormous cheer. The fans pop as she struts out in her ring gear with her eyes title on her shoulders.)
Flannery McCoy: The last time Andrea Valentine held gold was the night of Pain for Pride before losing her Answers World title to Rex McAllister. This would be a return to glory if she could manage to defeat Viz and capture her second World Championship reign at Territorial Invasion.
Stew-O: She might be the most qualified person given the fact that she was the only current Dynasty talent besides DEDEDE that held World championship gold within the past few months!
(Andrea makes her way down the ramp, up the steel steps, and into the ring. Valentine stands opposite StarrStan as her music begins to fade out.)
StarrStan: She is set to face a man that has become synonymous with the title he holds. After defeating Drake King at Pain for Pride for the belt, he defended his World Heavyweight Championship against a very determined Chris Elite at Operation: Doomsday. The former New Breed Champion, former Unified Tag Team champion, and 2020’s King of Elite tournament winner. He is the reigning, defending, and undisputed World Heavyweight Champion…The Visual Prophet!
(‘30 Day Run’ by Larry June begins as out walks The Visual Prophet. Viz gets a loud ovation as he is seen wearing a buttoned down shirt with the top four buttons open exposing his massive pectoral muscles, a pair of khaki shorts, and loafers on his feet. Viz’s World title hangs off his shoulder as he smugly saunters down the ramp and into the ring.)
Jake Mercer: Mr. 96 himself is here in the Impact Zone! Here to sign the contract for his next title defense and face off with The Prince Dray Fontana as well in the main event, The Visual Prophet looks very confident if I must say so myself.
Stew-O: Confidence was something he has always had and its what helped make him the one to end Drake King’s reign and has helped him survive everything he has been through in EAW thus far!
(Viz enters the ring as Andrea Valentine stands on the opposite side of the table with their title match contract between them. As Viz stands on the other side, he extends his hand and Andrea promptly just stares at it before sitting down in her chair and flipping her hair. Viz gives a surprised head nod before doing the same. StarrStan clears his throat as Viz’s music fades out.)
StarrStan: Before we sign this thing and make it official, what’s with the denial of the handshake Viz just offered you, Andrea? Do you not respect him? He’s seemed to have been trying to be cordial tonight ahead of your big match up.
Andrea Valentine: Respect is a word I have had to earn every single day of my life and every single second I’ve spent on this roster. From Empire to this very show, I have had to endure people underestimating me and disrespecting me for a variety of reasons. From the men it’s because I’m a woman they look down at me or undervalue my greatness. From other women it’s a mixture of jealous and hatred that poisons their minds and makes them take me as not just a threat but a symbol that I never intended to become. Make no mistake about it, this man is a talented guy and you don’t accidentally become the man he’s become in this industry ESPECIALLY within the time frame he has spent here. But to answer your question…I know this guy. He’s a mind games type of guy. He takes every single second he is on screen to try and gain an edge on the person he has to deal with and to you and these people I look like the asshole for not shaking his hand but I’d rather look like the asshole now then let him try any of his Prophetic Visions mindfuckery on me right here right now. Besides, after I beat him for his World Heavyweight Championship…I’ll gladly shake his hand if he’s man enough to shake it back!
StarrStan: Well, what says you Viz? How do you feel hearing Andrea eloquently speak and pretty much confirm that she is only likely to shake your hand AFTER she ha beaten you for that belt?
The Visual Prophet: It’s typical. I’m not surprised. First off, if she only sees a circumstance existing where she beats me for my belt as the ONLY TIME she can find the respect in her heart to shake The Visual Prophet’s hand then…I guess she will never shake my hand because she will never beat me for this title. But, Andrea…I want to be perfectly clear. I didn’t offer you a handshake to fuck with you or play mind games or any of the sort. In fact, given how this build up has been so far…I’d say it has been you playing the mind games and trying to mindfuck me thus far and I’ll admit you have me thrown for a little loop overall. How so you may ask, right? Well…when you first emerged as the next challenger to me and my World Heavyweight Championship, I was game for it. I welcomed the challenge from the next challenger with open arms. AND…you sneak attacked me. Then, you and your friend/enemy Veena Adams basically set up my girl Nina to fail in a match SHE REALLY gave more effort in than you to lose. And, you end up beating me up after for no reason. None. But, I’m such a stand up guy…I STILL have the decency to come out here to this phony forced contract signing and try to be a gentleman about this situation. I offered you a handshake and you rebuffed. It tells me a lot more about you than you can ever understand, Andrea.
Andrea Valentine: Oh yeah? What does that tell you?
The Visual Prophet: You know you can’t beat me. I mean, beyond the obvious size difference, athletic disparity, and intellectual machinations…I’m just better than you. In every conceivable measurement I am superior to you as an elitist and this was proven in the past when I came to the ill fated Empire show you used to belong to and beat your lily white ass in 2018. I have not assaulted you, sneak attacked you, or lifted a finger to bury you since then yet here you are…still emotionally distraught clearly. Looking for any edge to tip perception. Any inch to remove the reality and gravity of the situation which is you…can’t beat me…for this.
(Viz raises his World Championship high in the air as he snatches the pen off the table and signs his name on the contract.)
Andrea Valentine: How much you remind me of Serena Bennett…it’s funny, you know? The same superiority complex rhetoric she spouted before our match at Operation: Doomsday, I hear chirping from your beak right now. May I remind you, your win was so very long ago and the Andrea Valentine you have to defend your title against is way better than the one you beat up on Empire. Same way Serena likes to brag about beating me more times than I beat her, remember who actually had the REAL World Championship reign between us. From her to you…you’ve started this run off well but I’ve already proven that I have what it takes to carry a World title and a show when I did it first on Voltage. Need I remind you I made history at PFP by being the first woman EVER to walk into that event with a unisex world championship?
The Visual Prophet: Don’t forget Rex McAllister made history by BEATING the first women to ever do that as well!
Andrea Valentine: That he did. How about I play the Rex role this time and take the title off you? Better yet, how about I play the Mr. DEDEDE role from last Territorial Invasion and leave you on the ground bleeding like a pig and begging for you life?
The Visual Prophet: …
Andrea Valentine: Oh look, finally The Visual Prophet is at a loss for words. Mr. Word Salad himself has nothing to say.
The Visual Prophet: This is all just a formality, you know that. I know that. These people know that and all I wanted to do was bring some civility to this situation but you insist on pushing my god damn buttons.
Andrea Valentine: Look at you, emotional.
The Visual Prophet: …You’re right. What am I getting so worked up about? Everyone already expects me to tip this table over and beat the shit out of you like the damsel and distress you will inevitably end up looking like come Territorial Invasion. So, in with my next trick…I’ll just…
(The Visual Prophet slides his chair back, lifts his belt back on his shoulder, and begins to exit the ring. Andrea and StarrStan remain confused as Viz hops off the apron and begins walking up the ramp.)
StarrStan: Wait, hey Viz!
Andrea Valentine: Where does he think he’s going?
The Visual Prophet: Look, I’ve done my part and i’ve signed the damn contract. Make Redneck Barbie sign her side and let her know I’ll see her at the FPV. I’ve got a Draymond to deal with tonight anyway. No need wasting any energy on her when it’s not needed. No table flipping, no weak ass security hold me back moment tonight. We got plenty of time to do the cliche shit again. Good luck, Drea. You gon’ need a lot more than just luck if you wanna beat me, tho. GG.
(‘30 Day Run’ by Larry June plays again as Viz indeed leaves the scene as Andrea stares on along with everyone in the building.)
Stew-O:I guess Viz isn’t taking the bait on this one. Andrea Valentine shakes her head and finishes signing her half of the contract as the Champ makes his exit!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea said she was going to try to avoid the mind games of Viz but maybe he just performed one just now by not getting revenge on her for all the previous attacks she’s done on him since being announced as his challenger. It’s strange, Viz has done a lot of things to a lot of people in order to throw them off their game but maybe he really is just that confident that he can beat Andrea Valentine one on one and is focused on just getting to Territorial Invasion and doing just that?
Jake Mercer: Nah, I think Andrea’s mind games might be working on him! She’s left Viz out cold several times and even defeated his protege Nina Bravo last week. She knocked Viz out AND Veena as well and has remained a formidable opponent in every exchange. I think deep down…Viz is worried about this match!
(We see the scene fade out with StarrStan talking to Andrea as Viz heads back through the black curtain.)
(A commercial for “Smile It’s PE&K” starring its spokesperson, Drake King. 🙂)
(Dynasty returns as the camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first…
(“Iconic” by JAXSON GAMBLE hits to a confused reaction from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: From Boston, Massachusetts weighing in at 233 pounds he is “Wrestling’s GOAT of GOATs” NICHOLASSSSSSSSS GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRANGER!!!!
(Nicholas Granger makes his way to the ring exiting from a white limousine flexing and demanding fans bask in the glory of Wrestling’s GOAT of GOATs.)
Stew-O: Welp looks like Ahren Fournier is going to have to file a lawsuit.
Flannery McCoy: Who the hell even is this guy? I guess he is making his debut but we have heard literally nothing from him…
Jake Mercer: Are you serious Flan?!? This man is one of my childhood icons. Didn’t you ever watch the Harry Potter movies? His sister Hermione is hot as fuck!
Flannery McCoy: Oh. Well that’s just not a real person.
Jake Mercer: I want it to be real.
(Loud boos and no music begin to fill the arena as Khamsin steps out onto the stage.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Alexandria, Egypt he is “MURAMASA” KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMSIN!!!
(Khamsin comes out to the ring with a crowbar as he bashes in the windows of Nicholas Granger’s limousine on his way to the ring.)
Stew-O: Stop! That’s vandalism! That’s a crime!
Flannery McCoy: He just doesn’t care! He just doesn’t!
Jake Mercer: What a badass! He is showing Nicholas Granger who the boss is!
Khamsin: I literally have no idea who this is but let’s get this over with.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The bell rings as Nicholas Granger charges in flailing his arms wildly as Khamsin easily sidesteps him and he crashes into the turnbuckle. Khamsin laughs cockily before slapping the back of Granger’s head. Granger turns around looking irritated but is met with a Standing Lariat from Khamsin taking him right down to the mat. Khamsin runs off the ropes and leaps dropping his knees right into the midsection of Granger. Granger rolls under the ropes trying to escape but Khamsin catches him with a Knife Edge Chop sending him falling down on the apron. Khamsin rolls him back into the ring as Granger pulls himself up in the corner only to get hit with a flurry of Uppercuts from Khamsin. Khamsin backs up to the opposite corner before charging in with a Running Uppercut. He grabs the hair of Granger and tosses him down into the ring hard. Khamsin suddenly with a Standing Leg Drop as he is rolling.
Flannery McCoy: Khamsin laughs as he begs Nicholas Granger to get back up and take some more punishment. Granger right back up as he goes in for a-
Jake Mercer: BITCHSLAP ACROSS THE FACE FROM KHAMSIN! DOWN GOES GRANGER! DOWN GOES GRANGER!!! KHAMSIN GRABS THE ANKLE OF NICHOLAS GRANGER AND HE HAS SOME BAD INTENTIONS RIGHT HERE! THE ANKLE LOCK IS APPLIED! IT IS LOCKED IT! KHAMSIN CRANKING IT UP! HE IS GOING TO SNAP THIS MAN’S WHOLE ANKLE!
Nicholas Granger: AHHHHHH NO!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! PLEASE NO!
Khamsin: TAP BITCH TAP! I AM AN EGYPTIAN GOD!
Stew-O: NICHOLAS GRANGER HAS NO CHOICE! HE TAPS OUT!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… KHAMSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!
(The crowd boos as Khamsin refuses to let the referee touch him and insists on raising his own hand in victory.)
Khamsin: That’s right. It’s all about me!
Flannery McCoy: A very impressive win by Khamsin here tonight against an obviously unprepared opponent. Nicholas Granger is going to need to put in a lot more effort around here if he wants to succeed in EAW. Can’t rely on your size or physique because people like Khamsin are prepared to take on opponent’s of any kind!
Stew-O: As much as I hate to I have to give props to this arrogant bastard Khamsin who was able to put away his opponent very quickly this week. Normally I would like to see a more competitive match but any longer and it would have just turned into torture and nobody in the Voltage audience wants to see that.
Jake Mercer: Khamsin is a real one. You are all just jealous because he has confidence unlike you and your lives where you have nothing to be proud of. Khamsin served on the royal court of the pharaoh Tutankhamun where he learned not to suffer fools like this Nicholas Granger character.
Stew-O: Indeed and you were one of the slaves who dragged rocks for his pyramid right Jake?
Jake Mercer: I am appalled by your lack of knowledge of history Stew. Educate yourself.
(The camera cuts to an advertisement for Jake Mercer’s latest educational television show on the History Channel. Learn how Rex McAllister’s ancestors made the harsh choice during the Ice Ages to abandon seasoning in order to survive in harsh conditions. Learn the secrets of kangaroo hunting from Myles and Jamie O’Hara as they survive in the Australian outback. Join MITSUBACHI and Komatsu Ogawa as they descend into the forests of Japan to find the rarest of insects with poison that could kill a man in less time than Jake lasted with his ex-girlfriend.)
(“Martyr (WAVES)” by Polaris hits, as the crowd pops to their feet in excitement. Jalyn Garcia comes down to the ring air high fiving as he goes down the ramp, as to not actually touch someone and get covid. Jalyn slides into the ring, and goes for a microphone. He looks out with a big old smile on his face.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentleman please welcome to the ring, the number one contender for the PURE Championship, JALYN GARRRRCIA!!
Jalyn Garcia: Thank you, thank you, that does sound good; but I can do you one better Stephie. Jalyn Garcia PURE Champion! Now I know that isn’t the case as of right now, but I do plan on making it reality at Territorial Invasion. As much as I’d like to help our brand out and actually assert our dominance as the premier brand in EAW, I must divulge in my own selfish wants, and desires. For it’s been far too long since Jalyn Garcia has held Championship gold; and I say it’s about time we fix that. Dray Fontana has already been blinded by his greed, and ignorance, and that PURE Championship suffers for it. If we wanted a human sized piece of shit to hold that Championship, we might as well just wait at a Zoo and take home an Elephant turd to stand in as Champion. Pretty sure the turd would have just as much wrestling ability anyway if you ask me. So as you all know from the advertisement, I’m sure you expect me to propose a stipulation for the match for MY PURE Championship..
(“Pure Water” by Skepta hits as the crowd boos heavily. Dray Fontana comes out wearing his EAW PURE Championship over his shoulder. He stops at the top of the ramp before snapping his fingers; and right as he does it a spotlight shines down on him, and follows him all the way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome your EAW PURE CHAMPION!!! DRAY FONTANA!!!!
(You can’t see Jalyn but can hear his voice over the speakers)
Jalyn Garcia: Excuse me… I was doing a thing here. Kinda rude for you to interrupt, but a classless champion like yourself, I’m not surprised.
(Dray grabs a microphone, and gets into the ring to face Jalyn. Once they’re in the ring together, face to face.. Face to chest… Face to abdominal muscles, Dray snaps his fingers and the arena lights come back on)
Dray Fontana: What on are Earth do you think you’re doing?
Jalyn Garcia: Well if you allowed me to finish, I was just about to tell you.. I’m proposing the terms to my title match at Territorial Invasion.
(Dray shakes his head)
Dray Fontana: And what, pray tell, makes you think you have the right to do that? Why would I listen to a little shit like you? I was gracious enough to give you this undeserved title match; now you’re just getting out of line. I am royalty, I am the Prince, and I am the PURE Champion.. Don’t you forget that. You’d be lucky to even be known as my Jester. You coming out here making proclamations of this, and proclamations of that like you have any say about anything, is laughable. You are the challenger, and you are lucky to be that, do you understand? You didn’t earn this, your little New Breed Championship reign that you seem to be so giddy over, no one, and I mean NO ONE, remembers it. We don’t get carry overs, we live in the here and now, so I was actually quite gracious considering the fact you literally just got your ass handed to you by Lethal Consequences but a few weeks ago…
Jalyn Garcia: So I get blindsided after a match, and now I don’t deserve a shot at the PURE Championship?
Dray Fontana: Precisely! I’m glad you’re finally starting to understand! What you see before you is the epitome of a professional wrestler; hence why I have been able to rise to prominence at such a steady pace. No matter the odds, no matter turned backs of the crowd, booing me, not believing me, I always knew who I was… And who I am. They boo me because they don’t want me to succeed.. They don’t want me to succeed because I am what they hate.. A living embodiment of hard work, perseverance, and overall just being born better. And that’s the thing Jalyn, you and them, you’re the same. You’re mad because I was given all the tools to succeed when I was born, and I still outwork everyone; and that’s why you feel the need to shit on me the way that you do. You want to tear me down, try to make me out to be this shit wrestler, but if you look at the facts, I’m the one holding the PURE Championship, and you’re nothing. So you come out here and say this title is already yours, and that’s because that’s the only way you can convince yourself that it could happen. It’s the only way for you to feel like you actually stand a chance against me. People may have been shocked when I won this title, but they shouldn’t be. I beat fatass Xander Payne, the biggest bust of them all. He did what he does best, talk a big game, have a ton of momentum, and do nothing with it. Of course I was going to capitalize on such a meager excuse for a Champion.. Something you couldn’t do
(Jalyn chuckles a bit)
Jalyn Garcia: Is that a fact big man?
Dray Fontana: Well I didn’t see you challenging for this title when he was Champion..
Jalyn Garcia: I had other priorities, and hey, like I said it’s not every day that you get a free title. See I said what I mean last week; you are nothing more than a placeholder. You keep talking this big game like you have the stats to back it up; but in reality you got one over on one person and now you think you have the world at your hands. Xander Paynes reign was shit, but guess what? You might just pass him on the list of shit reigns come Territorial Invasion, because I really don’t see any way that you last in that ring with me. I can wrestle circles around you.
Dray Fontana: Oh is that a fact?
Jalyn Garcia: Well I just said it so…
Dray Fontana: Oh that is rich.. Absolutely rich. You really believe that don’t you? You honestly believe that you can out-wrestle the PURE Champion?
Jalyn Garcia: If you’re so confident that you’re going to be able to beat me, why not listen to what I have to say? Why don’t we raise the stakes, and make this match that much better?
Dray Fontana: You know what? Have it your way, you’re just going to bitch and whine when I beat you anyway I’m sure, so I’ll give you this one little favor. Oh, I can’t wait to crush your little hopes and dreams. Alright, little Jalyn, I will grant your Make a Wish; what do you want the stipulation to be for your slaughter little buddy?
(A smirk comes across the face of Jalyn)
Jalyn Garcia: That’s what I thought.. Alright Dray; how about we make it a…. 2 out 3 falls match! You say you can beat me, and I know I can beat you no question, to the point that I am willing to show you I can do it multiple times in one night. What do you say, Mr. Prince?
(Dray has a content look on his face as he nods his head up and down)
Dray Fontana: You’re on, but I wouldn’t be so confident about this if I were you. You get shut out 2 pins to nothing, you become nothing more than just an embarrassment that talked too much; and you can kiss any other chance at this Championship.. Good bye.
(“Pure Water” by Skepta starts blaring through the speakers again, as Dray rolls out of the ring, and makes his way up the ramp grinning ear to ear.)
Jake Mercer: Huge news regarding the PURE Championship match at Territorial Invasion. These two men will give it all they want.. But if we’re being honest, we know what’s going to happen right? I mean Dray is ROYALTY, and Jalyn looks like he belongs in a jungle swinging from trees… Because he looks like a baby Tarzan.
Stew-O: This match was highly anticipated before, but now it’s can’t miss! What a stipulation to add onto an already exciting match!
Flannery: One things for sure, whoever comes on top after the end of this match, surely earned the victory; and proved they deserve to be called PURE Champion.
(Camera closes in on Jalyn staring back at Dray up on top of the ramp, before it fades to black)
(A commercial for the hit new video game Fall Guys starring The Grand Athletes which sees them playing it and frustratingly getting eliminated multiple times before they both leave in pure anger because they suck)
(Dynasty’s broadcast transitions to a close-up shot of two champagne glasses being filled to the brim with the bubbly, light amber-colored beverage pouring from a large, black and gold bottle. The audience responds with a brilliant mixed reaction as the Dynasty as the close-up shot zooms out to give the viewing audience a clearer view of Impact and Mr. DEDEDE, now clinking their glasses over a lavish dinner spread out across an elegant and lavishly decorated dining table. As each man takes a sip from their glass, the camera pans to give the audience a closer look at the extravagant details making up, uh, “strategy meeting” unfolding before us: at the center of the table rests a whole roast succulent pig, surrounding the hog are an array of charcuterie boards to accommodate to just about anyone’s taste, piles of grapes, cheeses, crackers, and meats of every variety known to man. Behind the well-dressed and well-fed duo of Imp and DEDEDE are a slew of servants, hustling and bustling in the background to fulfill the every need of DEDEDE, bringing various side dishes and desserts to the table to ensure he and the other two members of #TeamDynasty are well fed.)
(The camera angle pans left and holds just as Sarah Price enters the room, awe-struck at the scene unfolding before her. Her head darts from side to side, trying to catch a glimpse of everything that goes on around her. Eventually, her partners take notice of her trying to make sense of it all. They flash a sinister grin at one another before quickly standing up to pull her to the table, each of them grabbing an arm as they walk.)
Impact: Fashionably late, I see. Regardless, nice of you to finally join us, Cap’n.
Mr. DEDEDE: No harm done. Let the girl make her entrance, I’m sure it made her feel a little better about herself knowing
(She shakes them both off and finds herself a seat at the opposite side of the table. Imp and DDD follow suit and take back their original seats.)
Sarah Price: Maybe I would have been here on time if it weren’t for the obscure directions to–wherever the heck this place is. Or if it weren’t for the extensive security screening I had to provide simply to be let into the room. I don’t really see how *any* of this is necessary–for a simple strategy meeting. Odd for you to be the one to plan this even though I’m captain, but I digress. All of…this certainly isn’t what I was envisioning when you said “dinner.”
Mr. DEDEDE: Gee, Sarah, if I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were being ungrateful. Sit back. Relax. Eat. This is how men of our caliber do dinner. If you think that this is something, you should see us on Groundhog Day. :wow:
Impact: :wow:
Mr. DEDEDE: This isn’t something we do everyday, y’know. We wanted to do something special for you, purely out of the goodness of our hearts. Plus, we have an entire month before Territorial Invasion, we have all the time in the world to discuss “strategy.” Not sure what the fuss is about.
Impact: Not like we need much of a strategy anyway. (He leans back in his seat, kicking his feet up on top of the table and knocking over a plate of red cherries. One of the servants rushes to clean up the mess as another brings out a fresh tray. Sarah watches onward in disgust at Imp’s complete disregard for fresh produce that need not be wasted.)
Sarah Price: You’d think that either one of you would express some interest in taking War Games seriously. I’m not so sure you guys understand the level of talent we’re going up against.
Mr. DEDEDE: And you clearly don’t understand the level of talent that sits in front of you. :mjlol:
Impact: As if either one of us have a single thing to prove to anybody in or outside of that ring. How many times do we have to explain this to you? We do you a favor simply by associating with you, by agreeing to take part in this matchup and headline alongside you for the free-per-view. Just relax and accept the goddamn victory that’s about the fall straight into your lap, you don’t need to so much as lift a finger.
Mr. DEDEDE: Yeah, don’t you worry your pretty little head about thanking us for that either. :mjpls:
Sarah Price: :mjpls: The last thing I want to be caught doing is expect to be handed a victory. As if you both blatantly telling me I’m not fitting enough to be captain doesn’t hurt my reputation enough. I’m gonna work for this. I have no other choice. So if you guys could at the VERY least, hear me out–
Impact: Ah! Finally! Dessert is here, my favorite part–care for a cupcake, Sarah?
(A trio of servants walk out each holding a platter of a dozen “Golden Phoenix Cupcakes,” baked with premium Amadei Porcelana chocolate and premium Ugandan vanilla beans. 23 carat edible gold sheets cover the pastry, not to mention the edible gold dust on the chocolate icing and on its chocolate décor. The dessert is garnished with chocolate-covered strawberries with edible gold dust sprinkled on top–each cupcake is priced at an even $1K, making it the world’s most expensive cupcake. Sarah stares onward in amazement as DEDEDE and Impact applaud once each platter is set down.)
Sarah Price: Is that–edible gold? On a strawberry? :skip: !!! We’re in the middle of a global pandemic, you know, there are people who haven’t worked in months, can’t even afford to feed themselves, and–you take pride in being able to–to–?
Impact: To say that I can literally shit gold?
(Impact extends his hand to reach for a cupcake, but DEDEDE immediately slaps his hand away from the tray.)
Mr. DEDEDE: No, no, no, look at the time, Imp! There’s hardly any time for dessert. There’s so much more I have lined up for us this evening.
Impact: But you know just how much I love those damn pastries. 😔 Ah, well. Perhaps I’ll get a chance to overindulge next time. (He stares longingly at the 23 carat dessert platter before standing up from the table.)
Sarah Price: What the–more beyond all of THIS? My head is already spinning. You didn’t even eat the expensive cupcake–
Impact: Fuck you mean, of course there’s more to it. Didn’t think we were about that life, huh? You’re a sharp woman, Sarah, try to keep up.
Mr. DEDEDE: This was just the appetizer, a glimpse, a taste, a morsel, just to show you exactly what it is we’re about, just the kind of men that we are. Welcome to our world, partner. 😀
(DEDEDE and Impact rush up from the table, Sarah scurrying to follow behind them as they exit the room and Dynasty’s broadcast fades elsewhere.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(“Bow Down” by I Prevail begins to play across the speakers.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from the Swamps of Louisiana weighing in at 212 pounds… SETH OSIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIS!!!!
(Seth Osiris makes his way to the ring looking very serious and filled with determination.
Flannery McCoy: Well normally I might have harsh things to say about this man but unfortunately this week we all have to pay our respects. He may be from out in the Swamps in the middle of nowhere but after seeing what has been going on in Louisiana this week we here at EAW want to give a real shout out to all the people over there struggling with the recent weather events.
Stew-O: Agreed much respect.
Jake Mercer: Seth Osiris ain’t shook by none of that. He personally stopped Hurricane Katrina all by himself and if he was in Louisiana right now he would use his swamp magic to stop that one as well. You are looking at the true hero of the south!!!
Flan & Stew: :skip:
(“Invincible” by Pop Smokes hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Brooklyn, New York weighing in at 210 pounds he is “DETECTIVE SKABLER” CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIS ELITE!!!!
(Chris Elite comes out to the ring making a “munching” gesture towards Seth Osiris in the ring.)
Stew-O: It would appear that Chris Elite is accusing his opponent of a metaphorical form of phallic consumption here tonight. We here at EAW must apologize to our younger viewers who may not have been educated as of yet on the subject.
Flannery McCoy: Well Chris Elite went to therapy this week so at least his head is probably in the game unlike his opponent Seth Osiris who seems like he is on the verge of a mental breakdown every five seconds.
Jake Mercer: I hope that Chris lets me join the BVU! I want to fight against dick eating! It’s been my dream ever since I was a child.
Flannery McCoy: Well you can start by fighting against yourself.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: We are underway as Seth Osiris throws a vile of swamp water into the eyes of Chris Elite. Elite screams in pain and collapses to the mat. Seth Osiris goes up to the top rope… FROG SPLASH! IT CONNECTS! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Chris Elite! Seth Osiris looks disappointed as he waits for Chris Elite to get back up measuring him and waiting to strike. Chris Elite gets up slowly as Seth Osiris goes in for a Yakuza Kick to the back of the head!!!
Jake Mercer: But the arena lights shine off the top of Chris Elite’s head blinding Seth Osiris who misses wildly with the Yakuza Kick! He gets his legs caught up in the ropes as he flips in between them eventually ending up hanging out over the apron with his neck and his leg caught up in the ropes.
Chris Elite: What are you even doing? :skip:
Stew-O: Chris Elite begins laying into Seth Osiris with repeated stomps until the referee shoves him out of the way.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! FOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! FIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
Flannery McCoy: The referee shoves Chris Elite out of the way and begins to break Seth Osiris free from the ropes. As soon as he unlocks the ropes Seth lands neck first on the apron and tumbles to the outside of the ring. Chris Elite runs the ropes… he leaps OVER the referee and lands on Seth Osiris with a Leaping Senton Bomb over the top rope! Chris rolls up to his feet as he dusts off his shoulder indicating that this match is all but done with.
Chris Elite: Shittin’ me.
Jake Mercer: Chris Elite pulls Seth Osiris up and hits him with repeated Mike Tyson Uppercuts. The Dickeatery stopper is being unleashed in full force! Followed up with an I’ll Smack The Shit Outta You! Chris Elite with the Bitch Maker on Osiris sending him flying face first into the ring steps! Chris stomps hard on the back of Osiris’ head before throwing him into the ring. Elite rolls into the ring pulling him up and launches him back with a German Suplex! Osiris rolls thru up onto his feet dizzily… but Elite catches him with a Pele Kick! Down goes Osiris and Elite goes in for the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seth Osiris: I still got that life in me! I’m still hungry!!!
Chris Elite: Aye fuckin’ yo.
Stew-O: Chris Elite runs the ropes and lands atop Seth Osiris with a Lionsault. Shades of Y2Impact! Chris Elite is absolutely dominating this match here tonight as he climbs up to the top rope and casually hits a Frog Splash of his own on Seth Osiris. But he is not done as he goes right back up and hits a 450 Splash like this is something he just does every morning when he gets out of bed. He considers going for the cover to win the match but then decides not to as the crowd clearly wants to see Chris Elite dazzle and impress them with his incredible arsenal of high flying maneuvers.
Chris Elite: Iight I got one for y’all.
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite goes up to the top rope! What does he have planned here tonight?!?!?
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE LEAPS! HOLY SHIT! THAT ALMOST LOOKED LIKE IT DEFIED PHYSICS!!
Jake Mercer: SHITTIN’ ME!
Stew-O: Chris Elite with the cover!!! That’s gotta be it!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIS ELITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Chris Elite has his arm raised in victory as his fallen opponent Seth Osiris writhes in pain on the mat.)
Stew-O: What a decisive victory this week from Chris Elite! It looks like that trip to therapy really payed off! He is at the top of his game!
Flannery McCoy: I still can’t believe we just saw what we did with that final move. It was like Chris Elite just stopped playing by the rules. Like he said to hell with realism we are just going to do whatever we want. Like he was taking control of the universe itself and bending it to his will for the sole purpose of hitting a really cool looking wrestling move.
Jake Mercer: The facts are the facts Flan. Seth Osiris is suffering which is a perfect metaphor for the people of Lou-
(Flannery McCoy slaps the shit out of Jake Mercer before he can say anything disrespectful and cost Dynasty its TV deal again.)
Stew-O: What Jake means to say is that we here at EAW want to give nothing but the best wishes to the people of Louisiana. It is very impressive that Seth Osiris was able to show up at all this week and he deserves our props and respect for that regardless of the outcome.
Flannery McCoy: Once again congratulations to Big Bhris for his decisive victory here tonight. He is bringing that W home to the BVU!!!
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring Grandson fans refusing to go to school today because they are traumatized by his drop being only a remix.)
( ‘La Guayaba’ by Riccie Oriach hits as SEBAS gets a loud ovation from the crowd, and he takes in the reception before scanning around him. He is ready for this chance, and nothing’s gonna stop him. He makes his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL….AND IT IS FOR THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST….THE CHALLENGER…FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC…WEIGHING IN AT 205 POUNDS……SSEEBBBAAASSSSSS!!!!
Stew-O: SEBAS won this opportunity when he outlasted all the other competitors in the New Breed Showcase at Operation: Doomsday and he’s been wondering when he’ll get his chance, and he’s got it tonight. We all knew this man was destined to be a champion, and we’re all wondering if tonight is the night he makes those predictions come true. You can see the look in his eye here tonight, he wants this more than anything, and he’ll go down swinging if he has to! He’s ready to become the next New Breed Champion and lead the way for the next generation of EAW stars!
( ‘Nightcrawler’ by Travis Scott ft. Swae Lee & Chief Keef hits as Bronson receives a negative response from the crowd. Bronson doesn’t give a shit as he just points at the New Breed Title around his waist while making his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…..FROM COCOA BEACH, FLORIDA…WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS…HE IS THE REIGNING EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION…..BRRRONNNSSSOONNNN DDAANNIIIIEELLLSSS!!!!!!
Stew-O: Bronson is making his visit to Dynasty to defend against SEBAS. He won the title at Pain for Pride in an absolute shocker where nobody thought he would win. He in my opinion despite the negative response he gets, is doing a great job and has exceeded expectations. He may have gotten “lucky” at Midsummer Massacre against Alexis Chambers but like he always does…he always finds a way to get the job done and you know he has a gameplan and will do everything in his power to make sure his reign continues on here tonight!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: HERE WE GO! This New Breed Championship match is underway, and both men lock up in the center of the ring! Both men are struggling to get the upper hand on one another in the early goings and both men release their grips on one another. Both men take a look and exchange some inaudible words at one another before locking up once more! SEBAS and Bronson lock up once more, and SEBAS gains control as he applies the side headlock, and Bronson tries to push SEBAS off him but SEBAS doesn’t let go and drops to his knees with the headlock still applied, not letting go of the pressure. Bronson Daniels is back up to a vertical base and then successfully pushes SEBAS off him to the ropes and SEBAS comes flying back and Bronson leapfrogs high in the air as SEBAS runs underneath the legs and runs off the opposite ropes, and SEBAS connects with a running dropkick that sends Bronson underneath the bottom rope!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson pulls himself up on the outside apron, and SEBAS COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER DROPKICK THAT SENDS BRONSON FLYING OFF THE RING APRON TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! SEBAS is feeling pumped up as he runs the ropes….TOPE CON HILO!!!! AMAZING EXECUTION THERE FROM SEBAS! SEBAS IS FIRED UP HERE WITH THAT FLURRY HERE IN THE EARLY GOINGS!
Stew-O: SEBAS picks Bronson up and throws him back inside the ring but SEBAS quickly jumps up the apron and climbs the top rope, and he measures Bronson who’s back up to his feet inside the ring, SEBAS LAUNCHES HIMSELF! But Bronson ducked it…and SEBAS saw it coming as he rolls through in mid air, and both men charge at one another….hip toss from Bronson! Bronson connects with the neckbreaker while SEBAS was in the air! Nice combo there from Bronson as he goes for the cover!
OONNNEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: SEBAS gets the shoulder up, and Bronson right away continues to fire away on offense as he transitions into a chicken wing submission hold! He applies the most pressure he can on the hols as SEBAS is refusing to give up and trying to find some way out of this. SEBAS is trying to position his body to get his foot near the ropes but he’s having little to no luck here, and SEBAS ROLLS THROUGH AND HAS THE PIN ON BRONSON!
OOONNNEEEEE!!!!
TTTWWWWOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: BRONSON IS FORCED TO LET GO OF THE SUBMISSION! Both men are on their feet quickly now, and SEBAS goes for the clothesline but Bronson managed to duck it and he runs to the ropes and launches himself for the leaping crossbody…but SEBAS caught him with a kick to the stomach in mid air! God, you could hear that throughout the entire building! SEBAS sees an opening here, and SEBAS runs and springboards off the second rope…AND BRONSON RETURNS THE FAVOR WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE IN MID AIR TO SEBAS!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson is up now and…what the hell? Bronson is doing that shuffle again! Slowly as if he is teasing the crowd who wants him to do it again. That almost cost him on several occasions at Midsummer Massacre! :skip:
Flannery McCoy: Does Bronson even take this or SEBAS seriously? Anyways, Bronson walks up to SEBAS and goes to pick him up–LEAPING ENZUIGIRI KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD FROM SEBAS THAT CAUGHT BRONSON OFF GUARD! Why hasn’t Bronson learned by now to never give your opponent any breathing room?!
Jake Mercer: Bronson is down to one knee, and now SEBAS is up again, and SEBAS runs the ropes….AND SEBAS CONNECTS WITH A HEADSCISSORS DDT THAT SPIKES BRONSON’S HEAD INTO THE MAT! COVER!
OONNNEEEE!!!!
TTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: Bronson keeps his reign alive! Now SEBAS thinks of what next to do in order to capture that New Breed title, and he looks up at the top rope, and he makes his way over there and begins his climb to the top of it! SEBAS looks down at Bronson on the mat as he gets in position! BRONSON POPS UP LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL AND RUNS UP TO THE TOP ROPE MEETING SEBAS THERE! SPANISH FLY FROM THE TOP ROPE FROM BRONSON DANIELS!! HOLY SHIT! THE COVER AGAIN FROM BRONSON!!
OONNNEEEE!!!!
TTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: AND SEBAS KICKED OUT! Bronson is in a bit of shock, but he gets to his feet and he begins to buy his time, and he waits for SEBAS to get up and turn around! SEBAS turns around and..ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM BRONSON! NO!! SEBAS CAUGHT THE LEG OF BRONSON AND HE DROPS BRONSON DOWN TO THE MAT AND HAS BOTH OF BRONSON’S LEGS HOOKED! SEBAS SLINGSHOTS BRONSON INTO THE CORNER! BUT BRONSON LANDED ON THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE LIKE SPIDER MAN! SEBAS TURNS AROUND–
Stew-O: LEAPING CROSSBODY FROM THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE FROM BRONSON! NOBODY HOME THOUGH! SEBAS ducked and Bronson crashes and burns! Bronson is back to his feet holding his stomach in some pain and SEBAS is there to greet him! SEBAS CONNECTS WITH A BACK STABBER!! SEBAS COVERS ONCE MORE!
OONNNEEEEE!!!!
TTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson again kicks out! SEBAS once again wonders his next move in this match, and now Bronson begins to stir to his feet and SEBAS has a look on his face as he awaits for Bronson to turn around! Bronson turns around and…SUPERKICK FROM SEBAS!!! BUT BRONSON CAUGHT THE LEG! AND BRONSON FLIPS SEBAS BACKWARDS WITH THE FOOT BUT SEBAS LANDS ON HIS FEET! BRONSON WALKS TOWARDS SEBAS AND SEBAS CONNECTS WITH A STANDING SPANISH FLY! HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A SEQUENCE THAT WAS THERE FROM SEBAS!
Stew-O: SEBAS IS FEELING PUMPED UP NOW AS HE PICKS UP BRONSON AND HAS HIM IN A SUPLEX POSITION…..I THINK HE’S GONNA GO FOR SCHRODINGER PARADOX!!! THE SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER BUT NO! BRONSON DRIVES HIS KNEE REPEATEDLY INTO THE CHEST OF SEBAS! SEBAS LETS GO OF HIS GRIP AND BRONSON CONNECTS WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP! RIGHT HAND FROM SEBAS KNIFE EDGE CHOP! RIGHT HAND! BOTH MEN ARE EXCHANGING SHOTS WITH ONE ANOTHER HERE!
Jake Mercer: Bronson seems to have gotten the upper hand here as he has SEBAS balanced up against the ropes, and now Bronson follows that up with an irish whip, but SEBAS reverses it sending Bronson running to the ropes and Bronson rebounds and slides underneath the legs of SEBAS and he’s behind SEBAS facing his back! Bronson keeps the sequence going as he SEBAS from the back and to bounce him off the rebounds and fall backwards into a pin, but SEBAS underhooks the top rope and managed to hold on as Bronson falls backwards to the center of the ring! Bronson is back up and runs back at SEBAS but SEBAS delivers a side kick catching Bronson off guard! Back elbow shot from SEBAS as Bronson backs up a bit!
Flannery McCoy: SEBAS SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A SUNSET FLIP! BUT HE DOESN’T HOLD ON FOR THE PIN AS HE ROLLS THROUGH IT BACK TO HIS FEET! SEBAS IS PUMPED UP NOW! BRONSON IS UP AND HE GOES FOR THE LARIAT BUT SEBAS DUCKS IT AND ONCE MORE RUNS AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE……CODEBREAKER ONTO BRONSON!!! ARE WE GONNA CROWN A NEW PURE CHAMPION?!?!
OOONNNNEEEEE!!!!
TTWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHRREEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: NOT JUST YET AS BRONSON STAYS IN THE MATCH! SEBAS is stunned for a few seconds before getting back to his feet, knowing he can’t let his emotions get the better of him and he needs to stay on the attack. SEBAS reaches down and picks Bronson up off the mat…BUT BRONSON COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP OUT OF NOWHERE! Bronson drops down to a knee, buying himself a little bit of time to recover!
Flannery McCoy: SEBAS is up balanced against the ropes, and now Bronson charges with a full head of steam, but SEBAS catches Bronson with an elbow stopping him! And now Bronson takes several steps backwards, and SEBAS runs once more at Bronson….BUT BRONSON CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING HURRICANRANA!! BRONSON MIGHT HAVE SEBAS ON HIS TOES HERE! SEBAS IS IN THE CORNER AND BRONSON NOW TAKES THIS CHANCE AND RUNS FULL SPEED–AND BRONSON CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING SPLASH IN THE CORNER! BRONSON FOLLOWS THAT UP AS SEBAS STEPS OUT OF THE CORNER AND BRONSON RUNS TO THE ROPES AND REBOUNDS OFF THEM AND CONNECTS WITH A ONE HANDED BULLDOG! SEBAS IS UP BUT IS BARELY MOVING…..GUNSMOKE!!!!!!! THE SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM BRONSON DANIELS CONNECTS! THAT’S IT!!!
OONNNEEEEE!!!!
TTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
TTHHHHHRRREEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!!! HOW IN THE WORLD DID SEBAS KICK OUT?!?!? SEBAS showing that heart and resiliency which makes us all love him!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson Daniels has that frustrated look in his eye and now he grabs SEBAS by the head and slams it into the mat! Bronson now picks up SEBAS…SEBAS OUT OF NOWHERE HITS A HIGH KNEE TO THE NOSE OF BRONSON DANIELS! ROUNDHOUSE KICK IN RESPONSE FROM BRONSON! BOTH MEN ARE DAZED NOW!
Jake Mercer: BRONSON GOES FOR THE GUNSMOKE ONCE AGAIN!!! BUT SEBAS DUCKED IT AND NOW HE HAS ONE OF BRONSON’S LEG ON THE MAT BUT BRONSON KICKS SEBAS AWAY FROM HIM! IT ONLY BUYS BRONSON A FEW SECONDS AS SEBAS RUNS….AND BRONSON CONNECTS WITH “PUNCH A BITCH FACE”!!!! THE SUPERMAN PUNCH!!!! BRONSON CAN SENSE VICTORY RIGHT NOW AS SEBAS LOOKS LIKE THE LIGHTS ARE ON, BUT NOBODY’S HOME! BRONSON HOOKS BOTH OF SEBAS’ ARMS AND GOES FOR LAST SMOKE!!!
Stew-O: SEBAS MANAGES TO TWIRLS OUT OF IT! JUMPING FOREARM TO THE FACE! NOW…SUPERKICK FROM SEBAS!!!!! BOTH MEN DROP TO THE MAT IN EXHAUSTION….AND WHAT THE HELL?! WHO IS THAT?!
Flannery McCoy: THAT’S ANDRE WALKER! HE’S ON THE STAGE JUST LOOKING AT THE RING! SEBAS takes notice as he rises back to his feet, pointing at Andre to keep his distance and not ruin his opportunity!
Andre Walker(no mic): Don’t mind me, just scoutin.
Flannery McCoy: SEBAS still keeping a close eye on Andre on the stage as he picks up Bronson….OH MY GOD!! INSIDE CRADLE FROM BRONSON!!!!!
OONNNEEEEE!!!!
TTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
TTHHHHRRRREEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….AND STIILLLLLL NEW BREED CHAMPION…..BBRRONNSSOONNN DAAANNIEEELLLSSSS!!!!!
(‘Nightcrawler’ hits as Bronson quickly rolls out of the ring and sits against the announce table, and he clutches his New Breed Championship as if he just escaped. On the ramp, Andre is just shrugging his shoulder while inside the ring, SEBAS sits in the center holding his head, ashamed he let Andre get into his head and let his opportunity slip away within a quick three seconds.)
Stew-O: Valiant effort from SEBAS, but he took his eye off the ball for one second, and it costed him. That will be a mistake I’m sure he learns from. A certain future champion in this company is this young man!
Jake Mercer: Ight so….can Bronson get off Dynasty now that he has his obligated defense in?
(The final shot is of SEBAS looking sad in the ring before panning to Bronson holding the New Breed Title high.)
(A commercial is shown for The Realm’s new Choose Your Own Adventure book! Ever wanted to travel to the land of makebelieve and make all your dreams come true?! Well, this is the closest you’re getting to that!)
(The scene transitions outside the performance center, in the parking lot of the building as a small gathering of folks can be seen wearing USA gear, red hats, and holding up various signs and what not. Some of the folks wear masks while most of them don’t as we see them gathered together to watch someone speak. A podium and a makeshift stage is on display as out comes Max A. Million wearing a regular suit and looking very uneasy.)
Crowd: USA! USA! USA! USA!
Max A. Million: Well, isn’t this a very not socially distanced crowd, huh? Ok, um…this seems very impromptu and sudden notice but i was forcibly urged to do this or lest I’d be fired on the spot so here it goes.
(Max clears his throat and reveals a few cards as he begins to robotically read from them aloud from the podium.)
Max A. Million: I am proudly here to introduce the most important, powerful, beautiful, smart, and vivacious woman in the history of Elite Answers Wrestling. With the help and aid of her partner StarrStan, this woman has slowly navigated the murky waters of wrestling managerial duties and has already turned this brand known as Friday Night Dynasty into the most profitable, most impactful, and grand form of professional wrestling that has ever been brought into existence. Her game changing and brilliant acumen is the exact reason why Dynasty will dominate at Territorial Invasion and put both Voltage and Showdown to shame. She is the reason that Dynasty is now unquestionably the A show in this company and I…wait I can’t read this last part, I don’t really
???: YOU WILL READ IT OR I WILL FIRE YOU AND HAVE YOU EXECUTED IN FRONT OF THIS CROWD OF GOOD AMERICAN PEOPLE!!!
Max A. Million: FUCK! Ok…I…I-I masterbate to her incredibly curvy figure and her porcelain white skin. She is the milk of magnesia that will rid us all of the evil Russian red scare that is that Redbone cum dumpster known as Nina Bravo. Ladies and gentlemen, round of applause for the one and only…Veena Adams!
(‘Me’ by Taylor Swift begins to play as the pro Veena American crowd rejoices at her arrival. She walks into frame and is all smiles as she wears a suit similar to what Melania Trump wore at the Republican National Convention when she gave her speech. Veena takes her whole hand, mushes Max A. Million, and shoves him off and out of frame as she spreads her arms and smiles clownish-like before taking her stand in front of the podium.)
Veena Adams: What wonderful, sincere, from the heart introduction. You just might keep your job young man! Keep it up and maybe this administration can turn you into a star just like I’ve done with every single important talent and athlete on Dynasty. I mean, it’s already been a solid season so far thanks in big part to my influence on this show. But, beyond me giving StarrStan the guidance he has lacked in his tenure as general manager of Dynasty, I myself have orchestrated some of the biggest and best matches this entire season. I definitely have laid the ground work for turning Territorial Invasion into a show that will be must see television and a classic for many to fawn over for generations to come. As Max said so eloquently in his own words he wrote, I have made this show more profitable than anyone has ever done before me. I am an Adams, of course. Making money is just second nature for me and my family and nobody has been able to turn a wrestling brand into an unstoppable cash cow like me. From churning out better quality commercials to selling tv rights to every country possible, I’ve shown StarrStan and the competition that Veena Adams is perfect at this job right here. It has been a big success thus far in big part because of me but in big part also because of hard working, blue collar, fearless Americans like you people here tonight! Like you people at home watching this speech tonight. In the midst of a global pandemic, going from thousands of fans in Arenas and stadiums all over the world to no fans at all to a socially distance fan experience, EAW has been seeing changes over and over this year. But, with me at the helm now…along with StarrStan of course…Dynasty has led the way to bringing EAW up and out of this China Flu bullshit and into it’s new golden era!
Crowd: THANK YOU VEENA! USA! THANK YOU VEENA! USA! THANK YOU VEENA! USA!
Veena Adams: With that said, we’ve experience new hurdles that only can be taken away by my intellectually superior brain. We face new, foreign interference that I consider an even bigger threat than that of the nefarious China-Flu. Just like our sacred election process, we face potential RUSSIAN interference that may disrupt, corrupt, and ultimately try to destroy the very product I’ve worked so hard to make great again. Russian conspiracies may seem like lunacy to some but this isn’t some Q-Anon theory spewed over Facebook groups that can be disputed. This threat is real. This threat is a living and breathing skank by the name of Nina Bravo.The Visual Prophet’s assistant turned elitist. That Russian sperm sucking slithering slut already corrupted and nearly ruined the Chris Elite/Visual Prophet match I was tasked with guest refereeing at Operation: Doomsday, she also attacked me with her nasty Russian fingers afterwards as well. That dirty whore was gone from EAW and now she has come back and for what reason? I’ll tell you what reason. EAW has many rivals and foes who simply cannot compete with us as long as I have power here. As long as I can run shit, they can’t compete with us. I refuse to say their name and give these lowlifes any free promotion but let’s just say because of bad business practices, these companies have gotten in deep with Russian gangsters. Possibly linked to Vladimir Putin himself. Who knows? All I know is they have a mole in our company who has snuck in and her name is Nina. Nina is here to undermine everything that makes EAW great. I can’t allow this Russian to come in and destroy the company I have built with my bare hands. I refuse to give this Russian whore a fucking chance to destroy the show you love! THIS IS AN AMERICAN BRAND AND JUST LIKE TIK TOK, IT WILL BE RAN AND OWNED BY AMERICANS OR ELSE! Ain’t no foreigners taking what I’ve built from me! You people understand me?!?
(Veena smacks the podium.)
Veena Adams: First these foreigners send their Mexican thugs to our borders, they send their Chinese-Flu to kill us, and they send their Russian spies to ruin the legitimacy of our elections. The liberals are fine with having everything we’ve built to be compromised but not me. Not Veena Adams. Not now and not never! Nina Bravo is one dead bitch if she thinks I’ll let her Invasion continue! At Territorial Invasion I will send that Russian Doll back to her country with a Red, White, and Blue stamp on her tramp ass!
???: Not so fast, Veena.
(Suddenly, emerging from the crowd wearing a mask with the Russian flag on it is none other than Nina Bravo.)
Veena Adams: SECURITY! GET THIS SLUT OUT OF MY CONVENTION!
Nina Bravo: If any of you puny men touch me, I will rip your dicks off and feed them to Kimmy the Tiger. Comprehend, friends?
(All the security clutches their groins and step back as Veena is shocked at how easily they backed down. Nina begins to remove her mask as she walks onto the stage.)
Veena Adams: I knew I should have had my Illinois Militia members flown out here with their assault riffles!
Nina Bravo: You speak of assault rifles like I’m not 100% Russian made AK-47 myself. I can break these men with just my words but at Territorial Invasion I will break you with my moves.
Veena Adams: Oh really? Same way you broke Andrea Valentine last week? HA!
Nina Bravo: Andrea Valentine is a talented competitor. A former World Champion and the longest reigning Specialist Champion since the late great Brody Sparks. You on the other hand are no Andrea Valentine. You are not even half of the woman Andrea Valentine is. You are just a venereal disease with a Napoleon complex and a MAGA fetish, Veena.
Veena Adams: I should just fire you now and get rid of you once and for all.
Nina Bravo: If firing me was in any bodies plans, that would have happened at Operation: Doomsday. You will not be doing that and I know why. You think deep down you can humiliate me and beat me because I am new to sport. Because Nina have less experience than women you face before. Is that right?
Veena Adams: That’s not far from the truth. Look at the little Russian secrete agent prostitute using her pea sized brain to make a decent observation! How many dicks had to cum down your chest to help you figure that out?
Nina Bravo: Almost half as many of the amounts of cum StarrStan had to leave on yours in order to allow you to even have the job you have.
Crowd: :wow:
(Even her pro USA crowd felt the sting of that comment.)
Veena Adams: HEY! What kind of Americans are you people?! Don’t react to this Russian whore’s disrespect! BOO HER, DAMN IT!
Nina Bravo: Nina see what makes America great and it isn’t because of rude, ignorant people like you, Nina also see why Dynasty so successful and it definitely isn’t because of a bitch like Veena. Nina see Bae Visual Prophet, Andrea Valentine, Sarah Price, Chris Elite, Dray Fontana, and many other good athletes fighting hard and putting bodies on line drawing audience even with a pandemic going on. We don’t have tours but we have profit because fans love good wrestling and Dynasty has good wrestling. You taking credit for EAW success is like President Trump taking credit for US economy numbers. It ain’t just you, Veena. EAW great because elitist now are great. I am proud to be a new Elitist and I am proud to know at my first FPV match I get to shut your mouth and beat you in that ring!
Veena Adams: You can’t beat me unless you have Viz in your corner. That or unless your Russian oligarchs try to poison me or something!
Nina Bravo: You and your conspiracy theories can do as the Amercans say…Fuck Off. This will be, how you say…a wrestling clinic by me when I beat you at Territorial Invasion. From Russia with love…
SLAP!!!!
Stew-O: MY GOD! THUNDEROUS SLAP BY NINA BRAVO KNOCKS VEENA ADAMS BACKWARDS, INTO THE PODIUM, AND OFF THE STAGE! NINA STANDS TALL AS VEENA CRASHES OFF THE STAGE AND THE SECURITY CREW AND CROWD GATHER AROUND HER NERVOUSLY CHECKING TO SEE IF SHE IS OKAY!
Flannery McCoy: This pro Veena rally or convention or whatever she was trying to set up to spread her message seems to have ended with her opponent at TI slapping the fire out of her and sending her flying off the stage.
Jake Mercer: It looked like she was about to go crowd surfing except the crowd was at that part to help catch her. Jesus what a slap! That reminds me of Charlie Murphy being slapped by Rick James! Five fingers to the fucking face, god damn!
Stew-O: Nevertheless, Veena Adams and her conspiracy theories don’t phase Nina Bravo as The Russian Doll glares at her Territorial Invasion opponent being helped off the ground with a smirk on her face!
(The scene begins to end as Nina blows a kiss to the fallen Veena as Adams is helped to her feet by security and flanked by concerned Americians.)
(The camera fades back into the Performance Center as ‘It Follows’ By Cane Hill hits, as Xander Payne steps out onto the stage. The crowd gives him a loud reaction as he is seen in a gorilla position at the top of the stage.. Eventually he rises up and makes his way towards the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a tag team match set for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Making his way to the ring.. From Atlanta, Georgia.. Weighing in at 250lbs.. PAYNEKILLER!!!! XANDER PAYNE!!!!!
Stew-O: Tonight two members of team Dynasty in the Brand Warfare match will take on two members of the Voltage brand!
Flannery McCoy: It will be nice to see what our guys can do against talent from another brand!
(‘The Purge’ by Schoolboy Q, Tyler the Creator, and Kurupt hits as Mason Massacre steps out onto the stage. The crowd boos heavily at his presence as he smirks at them. Mason then makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: And his partner.. From Eastside, Longbeach, California.. Weighing in at 282lbs!!! THE SO-CAL SUBMISSION SPECIALIST!!!! MASON MASSACRE!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: THICK MASON IS IN THE BUILDING!!!
Flannery McCoy: Thick Mason?
Jake Mercer: Well, I figured if there was a Slim Terry, then Thick Mason should be a thing too!
Flannery McCoy: You need help, Jake..
(‘Rage’ Instrumental by Rico Nasty hits, as Lisa Wren steps out onto the stage. The crowd gives her a mixed reaction as she looks focused on this upcoming match! Lisa then makes her way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: And their opponents!! Introducing first!! Representing Voltage!! From British Columbia, Canada!!! Weighing in at 140lbs!!! LISA WREN!!!!
Stew-O: It’s nice to see Lisa Wren back here on Friday Nights!
Flannery McCoy: She really put up great fights here at the end of last season, but unfortunately her talents have slipped to Voltage. Luckily we get to see her in action again tonight!
(‘Hell on Heels’ by Pistol Annies hits as Kensingten Calhoun-Astor steps out onto the stage wearing some expensive in-ring gear. The crowd boos her heavily as she makes her way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: And her partner!! Also from Voltage.. She resides from Savannah, Georgia!! Weighing in at 143lbs!!! THE STEEL MAGNOLIA OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING!!!! KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!!!!!
Stew-O: Another face that we haven’t seen on Friday nights in a while!!
Flannery McCoy: Kensingten will have her shot at becoming the number one contender for Sienna Jade’s National Elite Championship this Sunday on Voltage when she takes on Adam Lucas and Shane Gates in a triple threat match!
Jake Mercer: Good luck to her for THAT match.. But right now.. It’s time for Dynasty to show these Voltage stars why we are the best brand in EAW!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell and it looks like Xander Payne is going to start this match off against Kensingten Calhoun-Astor as Mason Massacre and Lisa Wren stand in their team’s corners.
Flannery McCoy: Xander Payne and Kensingten Calhoun-Astor meet in the center of the ring. Xander goes for the quick tie up, but Kensingten quickly evades it by running past him and under his arms! Xander turns around, but is quickly met with a swift kick to the side of the leg! Another kick by Kensingten! And another!! Xander Payne clutches at his leg in pain and as he reaches down, KCA connects with a forearm strike that catches him right across the face!! Xander stumbles back, but is met by another forearm strike that sends him falling back into the corner!!!
Jake Mercer: Kensingten now makes her way over to Xander Payne. She climbs up onto the second rope and begins to rain down closed fist punches onto Xander Payne in the corner!! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!! FIVE! SIX!! SHOTS TO THE HEAD OF XANDER PAYNE!!! The referee is now trying to separate both competitors from one another as he doesn’t like the corner action between the two!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Fi-
Stew-O: Kensingten didn’t stop.. INSTEAD XANDER GRABS A HOLD OF HER AND DRIVES HER INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!!! What a move by the former PURE Champion!
Jake Mercer: He was PURE Champ? Since when? :dahell:
Flannery McCoy: :russwtf:
Stew-O: Back to the action!! Xander Payne gets back up to his feet! He stomps down onto the stomach of KCA, then grabs her by the hair! He brings Kensingten up to her feet.. AXE KICK BY XANDER PAYNE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! KCA ducks underneath the kick and gets from behind Xander Payne!! And now she leaps up and locks in a sleeper hold on Xander!!
Jake Mercer: Kensingten is squeezing with all her might! She’s trying to finish this match early, but Xander Payne runs backwards with her on his back.. AND XANDER PAYNE DRIVES KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR BACK FIRST INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!! Kensingten releases her grip on Xander Payne as he runs to the far ropes! Kensingten is clutching at her lower back in pain as Xander bounces back.. RUNNING HEADBUTT INTO THE STERNUM OF KENSINGTEN!!! IT SENDS KENSINGTEN INTO A SEATED POSITION IN THE CORNER!!!!
Stew-O: Xander Payne is really gaining some momentum here in this match as he shakes his head and backs away towards the opposite corner from Kensingten. Kensingten is still seated in the corner as Xander Payne charges towards her!!! BITE THE BULLET!!!! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE INTO THE FACE OF KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR BY XANDER PAYNE!!!! Kensingten falls off to her side as Xander grabs her by the legs and drags her into the center of the ring to go for the pin!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: And there’s the kickout by KCA!!
Stew-O: Xander Payne quickly gets up to his feet and makes his way over to his team’s corner. He extends his arm out and makes the tag to Mason Massacre!!
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: While Xander takes a breather in this match, Mason Massacre steps into the ring! Mason walks over to KCA and reaches down to grab her by the hair! He attempts to bring her up to her feet, but KCA connects with a vicious slap that catches Mason right across the face! Mason takes a few steps back as he grabs at his cheek in pain. He looks angry as he stares right at Kensingten who is slowly getting up to her feet.. AND MASON TAKES HER DOWN WITH A RUNNING SHOULDER TACKLE!!! Kensingten quickly pops back up to her feet as she charges at Mason!! BUT MASON SIDE STEPS AND GRABS KCA BY THE HEAD BEFORE TOSSING HER OUT OF THE RING!!!
Jake Mercer: Wait Flan!! Kensingten didn’t fall to the ringside floor! Instead, she managed to hang onto the ropes as she stands on the ring apron!! Mason has no idea!! But it looks like Xander Payne is pointing it out to Mason Massacre! Mason turns his head and he sees Kensingten standing on the outside of the ring ropes! He charges at her.. SUICIDE SPEAR BY MASON MASSACRE!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!! KCA Side steps, and kicks Mason right in the head as he was going to dive through the ropes with that spear!!! Mason’s head and arms are hanging over the middle ropes right now!! Kensingten is still on the ring apron! She walks over to Mason’s head as she grabs a hold of it!! AND KENSINGTEN DROPS DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WHILE HOLDING MASON’S HEAD!!! THE RING ROPES CATAPULT MASON BACK FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! WHAT A MOVE BY KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kensingten now slides back into the ring and goes for the pin!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THR-
Stew-O: Kickout by Mason!!
Flannery McCoy: Kensingten now gets back up to her feet. She begins to make her way over to a neutral corner as she climbs up to the middle rope!! Kensingten measures up her opponent.. HEART OF DIXIE!!!! SHOOTING STAR KNEE DROP INTO THE CHEST OF MASON MASSACRE!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! Mason rolls out of the way as Kensingten bashes her knee against the canvas of the ring!! Kensingten clutches at her knee, as Mason Massacre slowly makes his way up to his feet! Kensingten is grabbing the side ropes and using them to get up to her feet, but Mason quickly gets from behind her and wraps his arms around her waist! GERMAN SU-
Stew-O: BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE BY KCA!!! ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER BY KENSINGTEN!!! Mason releases his grip on Kensingten as she turns around.. HOLD YOUR HORSES!!! INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER BY KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR!!! IT DROPS MASON MASSACRE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Mason is seen shaking his head repeatedly as he has to be seeing stars after that move by KCA!! He slowly raises his head up from the canvas, then drops it back down before rolling over and onto his stomach. Mason is slowly getting up to his hands and knees! He now works his way up to his feet.. BUT LOOK!! It’s KENSINGTEN!!! THE SOUTHERN SWAG SHOT BY KCA!!!!
Jake Mercer: NOBODY HOME!!! MASON DUCKS THE LEFT HOOK AND GETS BEHIND KENSINGTEN!! GERMAN SUPLEX BY MASON!!!! Mason keeps a hold of KCA as he gets back up to his feet with her in his grasp.. ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX!!! IT CONNECTS!! Mason now grabs a hold of KCA’s wrist as he gets her up to her feet.. RIPCORD LARIAT!!! NO!!! Kensingten ducks under the ar-
Stew-O: MASON ADJUSTS!!! SLEEPER HOLD!!!! HE HAS THE SLEEPER HOLD LOCKED IN ON KENSINGTEN CALHOUN-ASTOR.. AND HE TAKES HER DOWN WITH THE SLEEPER HOLD SUPLEX!!! WHAT A MOVE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Mason Massacre slowly gets back up to his feet! He sees Kensingten using the side ropes to assist herself up as well! Mason walks over to the ring ropes at the other end of the ring from Kensingten.. He exits the ring and stands on the ring apron as Kensingten makes it to her feet! She turns around and steps in Mason’s direction!!! SLINGSHOT CROSSBODY BY MASON MASSACRE ONTO KCA!!! LOOK AT THE BIG FELLA GO!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!! SOUTHERN SWAG SHOT!!!! KENSINGTEN CONNECTS WITH THE LEFT HOOK TKO WHILE MASON WAS IN MID AIR!!!! BOTH OF THE LEGAL COMPETITORS IN THIS MATCH ARE DOWN!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Kensingten and Mason are both down on the canvas right now as they are clearly breathing heavily. Kensingten and Mason both make eye contact with one another and begin to crawl their way t their corners! Who is going to make the tag first!! Lisa Wren is extending out as far as she can as Xander has his arm out as well. Both Kensingten and Mason are reaching!! They are both almost there…
(TAG!)
Stew-O: AND LISA WREN IS TAGGED INTO THIS MATCH!!
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: AND SO IS XANDER PAYNE!!!
Jake Mercer: Lisa and Xander charge at one another!! RUNNING HEADBUTT BY XANDER PAYNE!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! Lisa Wren with the no hands cartwheel evasion! What athleticism by Wren!! Xander misses entirely as he turns around.. SPEAR!!! SPEAR BY LISA WREN TAKES XANDER PAYNE DOWN TO THE CANAVS! Lisa now gets on top of Xander Payne and begins raining down rights and lefts!!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa now gets up to her feet as Xander tries to get up to his! Lisa runs to the far ropes! She bounces back as Xander Payne makes it up to his feet!! HAIR PULL MAT SLAM BY LISA WREN!!! IT DRIVES XANDER’S FACE INTO THE CANVAS!!!
Jake Mercer: Lisa Wren is really feeling it right now as she climbs up to the second rope. Xander is still face down on the canvas.. AND LISA CONNECTS WITH A DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF XANDER PAYNE!!! Lisa goes for the pin!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: NO!!! Xander Payne kicks out!!!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa gets back up to her feet! She sees the position that Xander Payne is in!! She runs towards the side ropes! She bounces back… ROLLING THUNDER!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!! XANDER PAYNE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS LISA LANDS BACK FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS!!! Xander Payne gets back up to his feet. Lisa slowly gets up to hers as well while clutching at her lower back!! She turns to face Xander… AND XANDER PAYNE SHOVES HER BACK AS LISA HITS THE ROPES BEHIND HER!! She bounces back.. LAST SEDATION!!! POP UP POWERBOMB XANDER PAYNE CONNECTS!!!! Xander goes for the pin!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Stew-O: KENSINGTEN ENTERS THE RING!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SO DOES MASON AS HE TAKES KENSINGTEN DOWN WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘It Follows’ By Cane Hill hits as Xander Payne rises to his feet. The crowd gives both him and Mason a loud reaction as the referee grabs both of their arms and raises them up in the air)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners!! The team of Xander Payne and Mason Massacre!!!!
Stew-O: Impressive victory by two members of Team Dynasty in the Brand Warfare Match at Territorial Invasion!
Flannery McCoy: They picked up the victory over two of Voltage’s brightest stars!!
Stew-O: With the experience they have gained over the past few weeks from teaming up, I don’t see how either of the other teams could match up against Team Dynasty!
Jake Mercer: They can’t. We really run stuff here in the Impact Zone!!!
Flannery McCoy: It’s the performance center, Jake..
Jake Mercer: Since when? :dahell:
Stew-O: Well anyways, congrats to both Xander Payne and Mason Massacre!! The two of them are looking great as we are just under a month away from Territorial Invasion!!
(We see Xander Payne and Mason Massacre celebrating in the ring before the screen fades to black)
(A commercial for Terry Chambers’ anti-bullying campaign is shown. Ever been bullied for being too fat in another lifetime? Terry’s your guy! As much as he tries to escape it he never will, but he’ll try to help you get out of that trouble anyway! :wow:)
(Dynasty’s broadcast transitions back to the adventures of #TeamDynasty, where Mr. DEDEDE, Impact, and Sarah Price have just boarded a lavish private jet. Sarah Price takes a look around, no doubt thinking that the inside of the carrier could easily be mistaken for a hotel suite, or a luxurious master bedroom. Most certainly not a plane. She walks down the aisle, into the dining room, and runs her hands along the railing of the spiral staircase leading upwards as she continues to look around.)
Sarah Price: Stairs? On a plane?!
Impact: Three floors. You’ll find the concert hall up one, VIP suites up two. And this floor even has a prayer room–if you’re into that sort of shit.
Sarah Price: What…the…
(Mr. DEDEDE brushes past her and takes a seat on a large, white leather armchair facing a large window of the aircraft. Impact sits himself down on a loveseat on the opposite end of the roomy aircraft.)
Mr. DEDEDE: Sarah, welcome to the Airbus 381–formerly known as the Airbus 380, but I’ve since purchased a few upgrades since buying this off the Saudi Prince Alwaleed bin Talal al-Saud.
Sarah Price: Ala…Bin…who?!
Mr. DEDEDE: (He lets out a light chuckle as he watches a stewardess pour him a glass of red wine.) Tell me, Sarah, how much do you think a vehicle like this one costs?
Sarah Price: I haven’t the slightest idea, but I feel like you’re going to tell me anyway.
Impact: Five hundred million dollars.
Mr. DEDEDE: And that does not include the renovations I had to make since installing the additional parking space for my Rolls Royce.
Sarah Price: I cannot possibly imagine how much it costs to fly this thing…the amount of fuel you’re consuming just by sitting here on the runway…where are we even going?
Mr. DEDEDE: I was thinking maybe…Prague. 😎
Impact: I haven’t been back in a few weeks. I’ve been meaning to reconcile with the mayor after what Sienna and I did in front of the Lennon Wall.
Mr. DEDEDE: Oh, good, we can stop at his office on the way to the Opera.
Sarah Price: :skip: !!! Opera?! Mayor?! THAT’S AN EIGHTEEN HOUR FLIGHT, WE–
Impact: (He rolls his eyes.) Sorry, I forgot we were running on the princess’ schedule today. Unbelievably inconsiderate for a team captain.
Mr. DEDEDE: Oh, don’t get your diaper all in a bunch, Sarah. Even if this does put a damper on our evening’s plans…hmm…I wonder what else we could get up to on such short notice?
Impact: What’s Howard up to?
Mr. DEDEDE: Howard Stern? Shit, great idea, I’m sure he’d love to have us– (He snaps his fingers, one of the stewardesses rushing over to his seat.) Tell the captain Prague’s a no-go, and to reroute our flight to–
Sarah Price: Great. Where to now? Amsterdam? Paris? Madagascar?
Mr. DEDEDE: Don’t be foolish, Sarah. We’re going to New York.
Sarah Price: New York? New York City? :skip:
(Mr. DEDEDE simply nods before turning back to the stewardess and tipping her a $500 bill.)
Sarah Price: …you’re going to fly a five hundred million dollar jet across the river to New York from Newark? No more than a thirty minute drive and you’re going to…to…
Impact: :mjgrin: Get a load of the environmentalist. Is there any reason why we shouldn’t, Sarah? It’s about the same time in a plane than it is driving, why not travel in style, and without traffic?
Sarah Price: I don’t know, maybe, the blatant lack of practicality involved in flying a plane?!
Mr. DEDEDE: Whatever, look, I’ll be in the spa. Come get me once we land. Be sure to give Stern a ring, let him know we’re on the way and to save a table or two for us at Rick’s.
Impact: You got it.
Sarah Price: SPA?!?! I bet you we’ll spend more time circling the runway and pulling off than we will ACTUALLY up in the air.
Mr. DEDEDE: I’ve about had it up to here with you, missy. Not once did I think of yourself to be the type to be so unappreciative of the finer things that OUR life has to offer you, Sarah. Unbelievable. Let this be the last time I ever take any bitch besides my wife on a private plane.
(Sarah watches as DEDEDE turns on his heels and hops into the elevator of the jet. She takes a seat on one of the leather swivel chairs of the airplane bar, visibly frustrated as Dynasty fades elsewhere once more.)
(Dynasty fades back in to show the commentary booth for a moment)
Flannery McCoy: Welcome back to Elite Answers Wrestling’s most exciting weekly television program, Friday Night Dynasty! Coming up next, a singles bout between two of Dynasty’s newest acquisitions, one of whom is one half of the Unified Tag Team Champions! We’re granted with a special surprise tonight, however, before their blockbuster bout at Territorial Invasion, we are joined on commentary by Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford!
Harper Lee: Hi!
Sierra Bradford:Hello!
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IT IS A SINGLEEESSS CONTEESTTTT!!!!
(‘Gimme The Prize’ by Queen begins to play as ‘Double M’ Mark Macias begins the walk to the ring, accompanied by his partner, Limmy Monoghan.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA, WEIGHING IN AT 221 POOOUUUNNDDSSS!!!!! ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER< LIMMY MONAGHAN, HE IS ONE-HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, MARKKKKKKKKKKKK ‘DOUBLE M’ MAAACCCIIAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!
Jake Mercer: Mark Macias and Limmy Monaghan both with singles matches ahead of them tonight, they’ll be heading in Territorial Invasion defending their tag team titles against the ladies to my left, Sierra Bradford, Harper Lee, it’s good to have you at the table!
Harper Lee; Thank you, Jake.
Sierra Bradford, Thanks, and like you said, they will be defending their tag team titles against us, though they won’t be leaving with them.
(Limmy Monaghan eyes both women and smiles as the sound is replaced by ‘Black Honey’ by Thrice. The vile Mitsubachi appears on stage and begins to make his way down the entrance ramp.)
Flannery McCoy: This has to be Mark’s greatest singles test on Dynasty thus far. Especially considering Mitsubachi’s recent attitude change. He’s nastier than ever, and tired of being looked over. A win over a tag team champion would be a massive step in the right direction, though, for Mark, momentum heading into Territorial Invasion is just what he needs. Bringing home a win for his team tonight is uberly important. Both men inside the ring, the referee signals for the timekeeper to get things started!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: And this one is underway! You’d be hard-pressed to find two young men with more of a chip on their shoulders than these two, I have a feeling we’re going to see just why right now. Both men meet in the center of the ring, locking horns, bodying one another for control of the ring. Mark Macias gained the edge over Mitsubachi, pressuring him into the corner, using all of his five seconds to hold Mitsubachi in the corner. A clean break from Mark, who smiles at Mitsubachi, a bit of gamesmanship, perhaps! A SLAP FROM MITSUBACHI! Mitsubachi just smacked the shit out of Mark Macias! Immediately rolling out of the ring, inviting Macias out. Early mind games from Mitsubachi!
Sierra Bradford: It looks like Macias is going to play right along with them!
Jake Mercer: Indeed, Sierra! Mark follows Mitsubachi to the outside of the ring, chasing after ‘The Silent Killer’, who quickly rolls back into the ring now. Mark follows but he’s stomped on by Mitsubachi! The head of Mark Macias rattled off the ring canvas by the clever Mitsubachi, already throwing Mark off his game! Shades of the old Mitsubachi nowhere to be found in the man that stands before us tonight, he’s more than bloodthirsty, Mitsubachi is carving his initials into the chest of Dynasty’s singles division, and nobody is getting in his way!
Harper Lee: Sheesh, not sure why he’s so upset all the time. I mean, sure, he stands out this way, I guess. Though is he really better than the man who could never seem to get the job done in season thirteen?
Stew-O: His unforgiving tactics and coldblooded attitude have certainly brought him to new heights on Dynasty, though one-half of the tag team champions may be his toughest task to date here on the red brand! Mitsubachi in control thus far, hands wrapped around the face of Macias as he digs a knee into the spine of the tag team champion. Driving that knee into the back, mercilessly punishing Mark Macias, who’s trying to make his way to his feet, looking to fight out of Mitsubachi’s grasp! He manages to find his footing with an elbow to the midsection of Mitsubachi, temporarily neutralizing him! Not for long though, Mitsubachi with a sharp elbow to the face of Macias, now sweeping his leg, dropping Macias to his back! Mitsubachi attempts another stomp on the face of Mark, who narrowly avoids it, and manages to get back to his feet!
Jake Mercer: Macias looking for a snap ddt, perhaps!! Mitsubachi with the wherewithal to move them towards the ropes, and dumps Mark over the top rope! But he lands on the apron, Mitsubachi doesn’t realize it! ‘The Silent Killer’ bounding off the ropes, Macias slings over the top rope and meets Mitsubachi in the middle of the ring with a knee of his own! That knee to the midsection of Mitsubachi took the breath right out of him! Now another boot to the midsection, it appears as though Mark’s found a target in this match! Off the ropes goes Mark, fires a big boot, Mitsubachi evades the attempted kick, and fires back with a boot of his own! Wait, Mark caught it! Shot for shot, both men able to forecast ten steps ahead! Now spinning Mitsubachi around, MARK GRABS AHOLD OF THE NECK!! DROPPING THE NECK OF MITSUBACHI ON HIS KNEE, INVERTED FACELOCK BACKBREAKER FROM MARK!! NOW IN A FLASH TRANSITIONS TO A NECKBREAKER!! SLAMMING THE HEAD AND NECK OF MITSUBACHI TO THE GROUND!!
Harper Lee: We’re seeing a momentum shift in this match, that’s where being an edgy-emo guy gets ya!
Sierra Bradford: Mark Macias been here before, however, and he’s let the match slip from his grasp in the very last moments! Can he maintain this momentum?! It isn’t likely but who knows!
Flannery McCoy: Mitsubachi again makes his way to the outside, this time simply avoiding the Macias onslaught. Mark follows once again, sending Mitsubachi barreling shoulder first into the barricade! Mitsubachi looking to fight back, mount any form of offense he can! Macias goes back to the midsection, with sharp digs at the stomach of Mitsubachi, who’s gotta be suffering tremendously at this point. Macias now in front of our commentary team.
Sierra Bradford: Focus on your match, you fool!
Harper Lee: Imagine being so lost in your own testosterone that you throw away valuable moments of your match. Laughable.
Stew-O: You two could be right, Mitsubachi appears to be coming back to his awareness now, Macias with another big boot to the face,! MITSUBACHI AVOIDS IT AND MARK STRADDLES HIMSELF ON THE BARRICADE!! YIKES!! THAT ONE’S GOTTA HURT HIS GRAPES OF WRATH IF YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING!! MITSUBACHI NOW WITH A BACKSTABBER ON THE FLOOR, UNVEILING THE FULL EXTENT OF HIS OFFENSE HERE TONIGHT, IS MITSUBACHI!!! MACIAS STUNG BY THE VENOM OF THAT BACKBREAKER, NOW IT’S MITSUBACHI WHO SHOOTS A LETHAL KICK! BUT MARK NOW ESCAPES PERIL, PLUCKS MITSUBACHI OUT OF MID-AIR, AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH A NECKBREAKER ON THE FLOOR!! So evenly matched are these two!
Jake Mercer: Macias the first to his feet, brings Mitsubachi back to the edge of the ring, doing anything he can to drag Mitsubachi into the ring. Now Mark begins to ascend the ropes, he’s got something high risk in mind! Though where there’s high risk, there’s also high reward! Approaching the no-flight zone!! He’s going to soar through the skies! Mitsubachi shoots off the canvas and clatters the jaw of Mark Macias with an enzeguiri! Macias now seated on the top turnbuckle, absolutely out of it. Mitsubachi now ascending the ropes as well, looking to flip Mark around, what the hell is he looking for? WAIT…MITSUBACHI NO!!!! HE’S LOOKING FOR THE ‘GTFO’ FROM THE TOP!!! AN AVALANCHE ‘GTFO’ WOULD SURELY END THIS MATCH, IT COULD END MARK’S HOPES OF EVEN COMPETING AT TERRITORIAL INVASION!! HE’S GOT MAFRK ON HIS FEET, SET UP FOR THE ‘GTFO’!! NO, MARK’S FIGHTING OUT!!! STRUGGLING TO MAINTAIN HIS BALANCE!!! ELBOWS TO THE FACE OF MITSUBACHI!!! WAIT, WHA THE HELL!?!? LIMMY MONAGHAN ON THE APRON, SHOUTING AT THE REFEREE!! THE REFEREE’S ATTENTION DISTARRCTED, TAKEN AWAY FROM THE MATCH AT HAND!!! MARK WITH A LOW BLOW TO MITSUBACHI, AS ‘THE SILENT KILLER’ DROPS TO THE CANVAS FROM THE TOP ROPE!! CRASHING DOWN FROM THE SKIES, SHAKING THE EARTH WITH THAT IMPACT!!
Harper Lee: I BELIEVE YOU’VE GOT MITSUBACHI CONFUSED WITH TERRY CHAMBERS!!! I MEAN, MASON MASSACRE!!!
Sierra Bradford: Limmy allowing for Mark to escape sure doom in this match. I can assure you, that won’t be the case at Territorial Invasion! Their antics won’t be enough to retain those titles, though they may be enough to win Mark this match here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Mitsubachi is barely to a knee, Mark calling for him to get back to his feet! MITSUBACHI IS IN THE DANGER ZONE, MACIAS IS GOING TO FLY!!! MARK OFF THE ROP ROPE WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE TO THE SKULL OF MITSUBACHI, CRUMBLING THE ‘SILENT KILLER’ IN A HEAP!!!! THIS COULD BE IT, MARK MAY HAVE PUT THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN OF MITSUBACHI!!! MARK IN FOR THE COVER, THE TAG TEAM VIRTUOSO IS ABOUT TO GET THE JOB DONE!!
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Jake Mercer: KICKOUT! THE FIRST PINFALL ATTEMPT IN THIS BOUT, MITSUBACHI STAYS ALIVE! Limmy appears stunned at ringside as Mark does inside the ring, but he isn’t done with Mitsubachi just yet! Mark with a boot to the chest of Mitsubachi, we know where this is going! MARK! MARK! MARK! REPEATED ‘MARK KICKS’ TO THE CHEST OF MITSUBACHI, NOW LOADING UP FOR THE FINAL BLOW!! ROUNDHOUSE KICK- MITSUBACHI AVOIDS IT, AND CHOPS DOWN THE KNEE OF MARK MACIAS, DROPPING ONE-HALF OF THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS TO A KNEE! MITSUBACHI FIRES A KNEE AT THE BACK OF MARK’S HEAD, BUIT IT MISSES AS MARK IS ABLE TO ROLL TO THE APRON! MITSUBACHI WILL FOLLOW AS BOTH MEN TEETER ON THE APRON!! MITSUBACHI WITH A FRONT KICK TO THE CHEST OF MARK, SENDING HIM CRASHING INTO THE POLE! NOW IT’S MITSUBACHI WHO’S MOUNTING HIS OFFENSE, FLIES IN WITH A KNEE, BUT MARK CAUGHT IT! AND HE SENDS MITSUBACHI RIBS FIRST INTO THE RING POST, JESUS CHRIST!!! THE ALREADY DAMAGED MIDSECTION OF MITSUBACHI MUST BE ON FIRE RIGHT NOW!! MARK NOW WITH A SNAP DDT ON THE APRON!!!
Harper Lee: Holy heck!!
Sierra Bradford: He’s gotta be done after that one!
Stew-O: MARK MACIAS DRIVING THE HEAD OF MITSUBACHI INTO THE CANVAS, AS MITSUBACHI JUST PEELS TO THE FLOOR, ABSOLUTELY LIFELESS!! MARK MACIAS TRYING TO GET MITSUBACHI BACK INTO THE RING, HE’S EXHAUSTED. HE’S LOOKING TO COVER MITSUBACHI, BUT HE CAN BARELY MOVE HIMSELF!! NOW MARK FINALLY REACHES HIM, GOING FOR THE COVER-
Jake Mercer: WHAT THE HELL?!? MITSUBACHI PLAYING POSSUM, HE’S CAUGHT MARK IN A GUILLOTINE CHOKE!!! HOW HAS MITSUBACHI RECOVERED TO THE POINT WHERE HE’S GOT MARK IN HIS CLUTCHES?!? IT’S GOTTA BE INSTINCT ALONE AT THIS POINT!! IJNSITCT OR NOT,HE’S GOT MARK MACIAS IN THE CLUTCHES OD DEATH, AND HE’S ABOUT TO GO OUT!! LIMMY SHOUTING ONCE AGAIN, THOUGH THE REFEREE WON’T FALL FOR THE TRICKS THIS TIME AROUND, MITSUBACHI IS GOING TO PULL IT OFF!!! MARK MACIAS ATTEMPTING TO LIFT MITSUBACHI OFF THE GROUND, NO GODDAMN WAY HE DOES THIS!!! HE’S GOT MITSUBACHI OFF THE GROUND, WAIT, HE’S LOOKING TO COUNTER INTO THE GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD!!!! THAT LUNGBLOWER POWERBOMB WOULD FINISH MITSUBACHI FOR SURE!!!
Flannery McCoy: HE’S SOMEHOW GOT HIM UP, I THOUGHT MITSUBACHI HAD IT, NOW HE’S ON THE VERGE OF BEING POWERBOMBED ONTO MARK’S KNEES!!!! MARK WITH THE GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROADDDDDDDD!!! NO, MITSUBACHI OUT THE BACKDOOR WITH A SUNSET ROLL, HE’S GOT MARK PINNED!!!! HOW THE FUCK DI DHE COUNTER IT!?!?!? MITSUBACHI NOW WITH THE COVER!!!!
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Stew-O: MARK SHOOTS HIS SHOULDERS OFF THE CANVAS AT THE VERY LAST SECOND AND MANAGES TO ROLL UP OFF HIS BACK!! LOOKS FOR A KICK TO THE FACE OF MITSUBACHI!!! MITSUBACHI DUCKS, AND SENDS MARK OFF THE ROPE!! NOW A YAKUZA KICK TO MARKS FACE!!! THE BOOT OF MITSUBACHI REALINGING THE JAW OF MARK MACIAS, SENDING MARK BOUNCING OFF THE ROPES AGAIN!! THIS TIME MITSUBACHI WITH A YAKUZA KICK TO THE BACK OF MARK, SENDING HIM FACE FIRST TO THE CANVAS!! NOW MITSUBACHI BRINGS MARK TO HIS FEET!! AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE NECK, FOLLOWED UP BY A DEVASTATING ELBOW TO THE FACE!!! MARK IS DOWN AND MITSUBACHI IS GOING IN FOR THE COVER!!! THIS COULD BE IT!!!
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Sierra, Harper, Jake, Stew-O, Flannery: KICKOUT JAJWOFKKDOKFOPDOLDODODODODDOLAPWKOPAOWD!!!!!
Harper Lee: I’ll never be a fan of his attitude, though you’ve gotta admire the heart of Macias!! Maybe he’s more than a total nincompoop!
Jake Mercer: WHAT A SEQUENCE FROM MITSUBACHI, WHO’S ABSOLUTELY SHOCKED THAT MARK IS SITLL IN THIS ONE!! MITSUBACHI WHISPERS SOMETHING TO MARK, PERHAPS SIGNALING THE END IS NEAR!! APPROACHING THE CORNER, IS HE LOOKING FOR ‘THE DEATH OF A BACHELOR’?!? IF MARK ISN’T DEAD NOW, HE WILL BE IF THIS CONNECTS!! MITSUBACHI WITH THE KNEE- WAIT, MARK AVOIDS IT AND TAKES THE ARMS, HE’S GOT HIM FOR ‘THE CREDITS ROLL’!!!! MITSUBACHI NOW, COUNTER FOR COUNTER, GETS BEHIND MACIAS, LOOKING AGAIN FOR THE ‘GTFO’!!! HE’S GOT HIM, DUMPS MARK OVER HIS HEAD- MARK LANDS ON HIS FEET!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! MARK MCIAS JUST FOUND HIS ANSWER FOR MITSUBACHI’S ACE, AND NOW SLAMS MITSUBACHI OFF THE CANVAS WITH ‘THE CREEEDDDIIITTSSSS ROLLLLEEEEE’!!!!!! YOU’VE GOTTA BE JOKING, MARK WITH THE COVER OF MITSUBACHI!!!
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Stew-O: KICKOUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!! MITSUBACHI SSKKSKSKDKKDKDKDKDKKD!!!!! MITSUBACHI KICKED OUT, HE POWERED OUT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND, HE’S STILL IN THIS MATCH!!!! HOW IN THE HELL DID HE KICKOUT!!!
Jake Mercer: Wow. Just wow. No matter what you think about either of these men, they’re displaying more than a warrior’s spirit right now. They’re not living to fight another day, they’ll day on this hill right here! Mark Macias being willed to his feet by Limmy Monoghan, let’s out a cry of pain, but he’s got the finish line in sight, and Mitsubachi is in his crosshairs! He’s dragged Mitsubachi to the corner, now seating him on the top turnbubkle, what could Mark be looking for now?!? Following up to the top turnbuckle, WAIT, HE’S LOOKING FOR THE ‘AFTER CREDITS’!!! HE’S LOOKING TO SMASH THE FACE AND SKULL OF MITSUBACHI INTO THE CANVAS FROM THE TOP, THERE’S NO WAY!! MITSUBACHI FINALLY SUMMONING UP ENOUGH WHEREWITHAL TO RECOGNIZE THE DANGER OF THE SITUATION!! TRYING TO WRESTLE OUT OF MARK’S GRIP!! NOW, HE’S, WAIT, NO!!!! MITSUBACHI BACK BODY DROPPING MARK OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE APRON!!!! MARK CRASHES ONTO THE APRON, HIS BODY REVERBERATING OFF THE UNFORIGIVNG RING APRON, JESIS FUCKING CHRIST!!! WHAT A MATCH, THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE CLASSIC! TWO MEN WITH WITH MORE WILL TO SURVIVE THAN EVEN THEY KNEW THEY HAD!!
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI IS STILL ON THE TOP ROPE, BUT HE’S GOT SOMETHING IN MIND, SIZING UP MACIAS!!! THIS CAN’T EB GOOD!!! A KNEE DROP OF THE TOP ROPE TO THE NECK OF MARK MACIASSSSSSS!!!! HOLY SHIITTTTT!!!
Harper Lee: OH MY GOD!!!
Sierra Bradford: HE JUST TOOK MARK’S HEAD CLEAN OFF WITH THAT ONE!!
Stew-:O: I’D HAVE TO AGREE!! Mark falling to the floor, but Mitsubachi is looking to seal the deal right now!! He can sense the end is near! Mitsubachi’s got Mark back in the ring now, he’s going to silence any doubt with a ‘GTFO’!!! MITSUBACHI WITH THE INVERTED EX- NO, MARK MANAGED ONE FINAL COUNTER, A SPINNING KICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF MITSUBACHI!!! REMEMBER THE INJURED MIDSECTION OF MITSUBACHI!! NOW MARK’S GOT HIS EYES ON MITSUBACHI!!!
Flannery McCoy: HE’S GONNA FINI- WAIT, WHO THE HELL!?!?
(Komatsu Ogawa makes a b-line for the ring.)
Sierra Bradford: WHY IS HE INTERRUPTING THIS THRILLER OF A BOUT?!?!
Flannery McCoy: THAT’S KOMATSU OGAWA, WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING HERE!!?!?? OGAWA IS HERE, OGAWA IS FUCKING HERE!!! MACIAS AS CONFUSED AS ANYONE, KOMATSU JAWS AT LIMMY NOW!! MARK SHOUTING AT KOMATSU OGAWA, TELLING HIM TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!! OAAKKFKDODODODO, WGAT THE FUCK!!! SPEAKING OF GET THE FUCK OUT, MITSUBACHI JUST DUMPED MARK MACIAS ON HIS HEAD!!!! NO, NOT LIKE THIS!!!! MITSUBACHI HOOKS THE LEG!!!!
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Jake Mercer: MITSUBACHI TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE DISTRACTED MARK MACIAS, PULLING A WIN OUT OF THE BAG!!! BY HOOK OR BY CROOK, MITSUBACHI WILL LEAVE DYNASTY WITH A HUGE WIN!!!
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOUR WINNER, ‘THE SILENT KILLER’ MITSUUUUUUBBAACCCHHIIIIIIII!!!!!
Harper Lee: It’s a shame to see such an incredible bout end the way that one did, though Mark simply shouldn’t become so one dimensional. Had he been able to prioritize, that wouldn’t have happened.
(Limmy Monaghan aids Mark to his knees as Ogawa and Mitsubachi make their way up the entrance stage.)
Flannery McCoy: As you said, Jake, by hook, by crook, doesn’t matter as far as history is concerned. Mitsubachi with a much-needed victory tonight. What a match from these two, possibly my favorite match in recent memory. Amazing performances to both, and congratulations to Mitsubachi. Though we’re all left wondering, why would Komatsu Ogawa save him?…
(Dynasty fades to commercial break.)
(A commercial is shown for Chris Elite’s new Therapy sessions! Ever wanted to seek help cuz sum wack ass “Doctor” ain’t get it? Well Big Bhris will try to help, he’ll try…)
(The camera cuts to the ringside area as Charlie Marr is standing tall right in the middle of the ring. The Captain of Team Dynasty is showing a wide smile as he brings a microphone closer to his lips and proceeds to talk)
Charlie Marr: Good evening, gents. It is I, Charlie Marr. The Captain of Team Dynasty. Under my guidance, this rag tagged group of imbeciles are going to win the Brand Warfare match and show the world why Dynasty is the number one brand in EAW. Now let’s be completely honest here. Would Dynasty be the number one brand without Charlie Marr as the face of it? Probably not. However, the Draft changed everything and it is now time for a new flagship show to shine. That show being Dynasty, of course. Enough chit chat though. Let’s cut right to it and let’s see who exactly is going to go to war alongside me at Territorial Invasion…
Charlie Marr: What happened last week was nothing but a preview of what’s in store for the other brands come Territorial Invasion. Dynasty standing tall and those fuckers running away with their tails tucked between their legs. I hope that impression will stick inside their heads because that’s exactly what’s going to happen in the Brand Warfare match.
Charlie Marr: Now while Showdown is playing the waiting game to figure just which loser is going to join those three skanks into defeat and while Voltage’s team members are literally jumping at each other’s throat as we saw last week on the GOAT Show hosted by Ahren Fournier, there’s only one thing that’s granted: us, Team Dynasty is the strongest team in EAW. That is because they are led by their fearless leader, Charlie Marr, the Lost Disciple. Now without further ado, let’s introduce the members of my team, shall we?
Charlie Marr: Introducing first… He is a slightly less interesting version of Xander Payne. Same physique, same attitude, but you know what? I quite like this guy. He keeps his mouth shut and hits hard, that’s all we are going to need come Territorial Invasion. Ladies and Gents, please welcome Mason Massacre.
(‘The Purge’ by ScHoolboy Q plays up as Mason Massacre shows up on stage. He glares at Charlie Marr with a devilish look in his eyes and then he proceeds to walk down the ramp all the way to the squared circle)
Mason Massacre: Let’s be perfectly clear here. Do I like Charlie Marr? No, I don’t. Do I have to like him in order for us to win at Territorial Invasion? Hell no. Come Territorial Invasion, people are going to get hurt. Mason Massacre is done playing games. I am here to hurt people and the way I see it. The Brand Warfare match has “Mason Massacre” written all over it, almost as if it’s the perfect match for me. The more people I get to beat up, the better.
Charlie Marr: Yeah, yeah, pipe down now, lad. Introducing next, the man who got his PURE Championship gold taken by a fellow British man, Dray Fontana. However, let’s not count Xander Payne out just yet. He’s good. He’s not Charlie Marr good… he’s “Meh” level of good and “Meh” level of good is more than enough to wipe the fucking floor with Team Voltage and Team Showdown. Ladies and Gents, please welcome… Xander Payne!
(“It Follows’ by Cane Hill plays up as Xander Payne walks down the ramp without wasting any time. He quickly gets up the steel steps and then he joins his two teammates inside the ring)
Xander Payne: Man, cut the shit you two. If there’s one person who is going to put on a show at Territorial Invasion, that’s me, Xander Payne. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. When I lost the PURE Championship to Dray Fontana something clicked inside of me. I’ve changed. I am on a path of destruction now and NOBODY is going to stop me.
Charlie Marr: You heard the man. Now for the next member of Team Dynasty, he is… well, fuck me, I don’t even know what MITSUBACHI is supposed to be. The lad is batshit crazy, I tell you. But crazy it’s exactly what we are going to need come Territorial Invasion. So please, give a warm welcome to MITSUBACHI!
(Black Honey by Thrice blasts throughout the arena as MITSUBACHI shows up on stage. He stands there for a moment, glaring at the three men inside the ring. Then he starts walking down the ramp with a smile on his face)
MITSUBACHI: Hold up, just a moment. I’ve heard you say that Territorial Invasion is all about Xander Payne… well it’s not. It’s all about me, MITSUBACHI. That’s right. It’s time for the Silent Killer to strike and Territorial Invasion is going to provide me with a target rich environment. I cannot wait to STRIKE.
(Charlie Marr sarcastically claps his hands at MITSUBACHI)
Charlie Marr: As for our last member… ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Chris Elite!
(The camera pans over to the stage as Invincible by Pop Smoke plays up. However despite the strong reaction from the crowd who was hoping to see Chris Elite show up, nobody actually steps out of the curtains. The camera then pans back over to Charlie Marr)
Charlie Marr: Man, that’s Chris Elite 101 for real. When Dynasty needs him he is nowhere to be found. So typical. But you know what? Who the fuck cares about that loser. Matter of fact, not only Dynasty can easily win this match without his lazy ass, but I’d say we will do even better without his annoying presence in the way.
(In that moment, Chris Elite shows up on stage as the camera pans over to him)
Chris Elite: Get the fuck out of here, Charlie. Who the fuck do you think you are? I don’t even know WHY the fuck you are the leader of Team Dynasty? What the fuck was Veena Adams even smoking when she made that decision? I should be the Captain of this ship because I, and I alone, hold the motherfucking GAWD Contract!
Charlie Marr: The fuck are you on about, Chris? I am a former World Champion, you got in the Hall of Fame out of pity. There’s not a single doubt on anyone’s mind that I am the perfect fit for the Captain role of this team, skill wise, charisma wise, accolades wise and so on. I am Charlie Marr and you will respect my authority here.
Chris Elite: Bozo, you a fucking loser. I have the Gawd contract and I don’t give a fuck if Veena Adams handpicked you as the leader. I can do whatever the fuck I want with my contract. If I want to make Chris Elite the leader of the team I can and nothing will stop me.
Charlie Marr: You ain’t going to do shit with that Gawd Contract when take it and shove it up your arse. You are fucking. Irrelevant, if anything you should be GLAD that you get someone of my caliber to lead this team to victory. I am a former World Champion while you have choked every single opportunity you got to win the big belt. So shut your damn mouth and listen to me or..
Chris Elite: Or what? What are you gonna do, Charlie? You think you are the big dog of the years but all your ass needs is a reality check. I’m the Gawd Contract holder and I could give a fuck about you and Veena Adams for that matter.
???: WOAH WOAH WOAH
(The camera pans over to the stage yet again but this time it’s Komatsu Ogawa the one stepping out of the shadows)
Komatsu Ogawa: You know, this might sound crazy but I for once agree with what Chris Elite just said. Charlie Marr is absolutely NOT the right candidate. The actual leader of this team should be…
(The camera zooms in on Chris Elite who smiles thinking Komatsu Ogawa is about to say his name)
Komatsu Ogawa: … It’s MITSUBACHI! That’s right! He is the perfect fit and you know why? That’s because he is… Japanese! Yeah! It’s about time Dynasty feels the true oriental power of Japanese Wrestlers and MITSUBACHI… well, back in the day he used to literally MURDER people back in Japan. I remember that time he threw Kuma off a ladder and nearly broke his neck! MITSUBACHI is the real deal and…
Charlie Marr: Who the fuck is this guy? What the fuck… Is Ogawa still signed to EAW? I really hoped you stayed on Voltage, nobody needs your irrelevant ass over ‘ere. And what the fuck are you on about?
Chris Elite: Ogawa on some Weeaboo shit here. Go flap your cock over some anime visual novel and get the fuck off my face, you fucking bozo. MITSUBACHI the leader of Team Dynasty? Give me a break. Chris Elite is the leader and I DEMAND it off my Gawd Contract…
(Starboy by The Weeknd plays up as Ahren Fournier shows up on stage. The camera switches back and forth between Team Dynasty and Ahren Fournier as a massive staredown is happening)
Ahren Fournier: It’s almost comical how you five clowns can’t get on the same page and are still bickering when Territorial Invasion is right around the corner. That’s the reason why Voltage is going to win this one. Dynasty can’t win because you all hate each other. Showdown can’t win either because they have Consuela on their team.
(Ahren smirks at the camera )
Ahren Fournier: Ooops, sorry, Terry. Anyways, you get the point. You will not win. And even though there’s six of you inside that ring right now, we all know that Komatsu Ogawa is a non factor. And who the fuck is MITSUBACHI or Mason Massacre either way? Y’all fucks won’t stand a chance against us and tonight we are going to show the world just why… as a matter of fact… I’d look behind me if I were you
(The camera zooms in as Terry Chambers, Myles and TLA sneak out from underneath the ring and quickly jump Team Dynasty from behind. The Dynasty Elitists quickly catch them as a massive brawl ensues. Ahren Fournier looks over for a couple of seconds but then he takes off his jacket, runs down the ramp and jumps in the madness)
Stew-O: HEY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! THOSE ARE TLA, MYLES AND CHAMBERS FROM VOLTAGE!
(The camera now pans all over the fight within the squared circles as Team Dynasty is using the number advantage to overcome Team Voltage and they seem to be getting the upper hand so far…)
Jake Mercer: And it looks like we have a fight on our hands! Team Dynasty and Team Voltage are going at it in the middle of the ring as… HEY WAIT A MINUTE! TEAM SHOWDOWN IS HERE! TEAM SHOWDOWN IS INVADING DYNASTY!
(… Team Showdown shows up on stage! Consuela Rose Ava, Harlow Reichert and Raven Roberts run down the ramp and get inside the squared circle as the already massive brawl gets even more massive)
Stew-O: I cannot believe what I’m seeing here! It looks like Territorial Invasione has come early for us! Consuela, Harlow and Raven are going all out against Team Dynasty! Raven Roberts just took out Xander Payne!
(Team Showdown and Team Voltage work together to regain control of the battlefield. Consuela Rose Ava and Raven Roberts send Charlie Marr flying out of the ring, as Harlow Reichert takes both Ogawa and MITSUBACHI out with one, massive clothesline)
Jake Mercer : TEAM SHOWDOWN IS CLEANING HOUSE! HARLOW HAS JUST SENT KOMATSU OGAWA TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A MASSIVE HIT AND SHE SENT MITSUBACHI WITH HIM! THERE, NOW THE TWO CAN FINALLY REUNITE.
Flannery McCoy: Meanwhile inside the ring Ahren Fournier has just murdered Chris Elite with a devastating knee strike to the head as Terry Chambers sends Xander’s carcass out of the ring! Mason Massacre suffers the safe fate but this time it’s courtesy of TLA and Myles! TEAM VOLTAGE IS WORKING ALONG TEAM SHOWDOWN TO SEND A MESSAGE TO DYNASTY!
(Once Team Dynasty is out of the way, Team Voltage and Team Showdown start brawling against each other as another massive brawl begins. That is until the rest of Dynasty’s locker room shows up on stage and runs down the ramp, practically invading the ring. Now there’s a sea of men and women inside the squared circle: officials, referees, Dynasty, Showdown and Voltage Elitists all tied up in one massive brawl)
Jake Mercer: HERE COMES THE CAVALRY! NOW THE ENTIRE DYNASTY LOCKER ROOM IS OUT HERE, AND THERE ARE JUST BODIES EVERYWHERE! I SEE HARLOW, CONSUELA AND RAVEN RETREATING AND ESCAPING FROM THE RAMP! THE DAMAGE HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE AND NOW THEY ARE LEAVING!
Stew-O: That’s right! Meanwhile I can see TLA and Myles dragging Terry Chambers out of the ring and… oh, there’s Fournier too! They made it out of the massive carnage! They are leaving Dynasty! What a strong statement they have made though!
(The camera tries to follow the group of Myles, TLA, Ahren and Chambers as they leave. Another camera follows the three Elitists from Showdown as they run off.)
(The segment ends with one final shot of the massive confusion happening within the ring)
(A commercial for My Little Pony starring Xander Payne is shown)
(The camera fades back into Stephie Love standing in the middle of the ring with a smile on her face)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS & Pop Smoke plays up to a mixed reaction as Andre Walker makes his way out to the stage. He looks around with a stern look on his face before circling around the stage and posing at the center before making his way down the ramp and headed towards the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 185 pounds… THE NOTORIOUS… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week on Dynasty we saw Andre Walker get the win over Korey Gaines in a tough contest. Whilst both of them went hard it was clear Andre needed the win the most getting himself back on track as he’s headed towards Territorial Invasion.
Flannery McCoy: With a New Breed Title shot coming up very soon for the young Elitist it is clear that he does not want to mess up a single match that he gets headed towards another big opportunity in his career, this match is definitely no exception. He sees himself winning, and as always that is a big possibility.
Jake Mercer: Have we talked about his hair before? Like my god did you see it a few weeks ago?! It was so long and beautiful!
Stew-O: I’m sure we have Jake.
Jake Mercer: Well in case we haven’t… At Andre Walker Hair, we are committed to you loving your hair. If for any reason you are not 100% satisfied with any of our products, simply return them within 30 days of purchase for a full refund (less s&h).
Stew-O: :dahell:
(Andre makes his way up the steel steps and into the ring as he climbs up to the top rope and poses once more. He stands at the top rope for a moment looking around before taking off his sunglasses and jumping off before heading to his corner and getting ready as ‘GATTI’ fades out. ‘Katsuki and Izuku’ by Yuki Hayashi plays up to another mixed reaction as Limmy Monaghan accompanied by Mark Macias makes his way out to the stage. Mark backs up allowing Limmy to have the center as he poses for a moment with a smirk on his face before making his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… accompanied by MARK MACIAS!!! From Glasgow, Scotland… weighing in at 181 pounds… He is ONE-HALF OF THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!! SCOTTISH X… LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week we saw The Grand Athletes come out and issue a Unified Tag Team Championship open challenge match which we saw The Realm come out to accept! There is no doubt that they want to make a good impression headed into their first Unified Tag Team Championship defense and winning tonight is no different.
Flannery McCoy: We saw Mark Macias lose earlier in the night and I’m sure that’s something they want to shift their minds off of. Limmy is coming in looking for the win and no doubt he wants to redeem The Grand Athlete’s luck tonight, the question is will he succeed?
Jake Mercer: Well I see nothing wrong with that right? I mean I’ve seen him fight in the sheep groves before in Scotland and :damn: that man is strong! His sheer power will push him forward and I see nothing more than that to motivate him to such a GRAND victory! Hah! Do you get it?! GRAND! GRAND ATHLETES! AHAHAHAHA! Jake, you make such great puns!
Flannery McCoy: You’re weird.
Jake Mercer: I know. :mjcry:
(Limmy makes his way into the ring as Mark stays on the outside still supporting Limmy with a big smile on his face as Limmy stands at the center of the ring. He raises the Unified Tag Team Championship in the air before posing as he makes his way to his corner and leans back into it as ‘Katsuki and Izuku’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this big fight feel is underway right now! Andre and Limmy are quickly circling around the ring, AS LIMMY KICKS ANDRE RIGHT IN THE GUT! ANDRE CAUGHT BY SURPRISE AS LIMMY TAKES HIM DOWN SWIFTLY TRANSITIONING WITH A KNEE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF ANDRE SENDING HIM DOWN! Limmy quickly lifting up, KNEE DROP- BUT ANDRE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS HE GRABS THE LEG OF LIMMY, AND QUICKLY TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A DRAGONSCREW!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy getting up to his feet as Andre is already up, ANDRE WITH A DROPKICK- BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO ROLL BACKWARDS AS HE LEAPS UP, AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK OF HIS OWN SENDING ANDRE DOWN TO THE MAT! Limmy quickly grabbing Andre by the arm as he sends him into an Irish whip, LIMMY RUNS FORWARD AND RAMS A KNEE RIGHT INTO HIS GUT AS HE THROWS HIM DOWN TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: Limmy now beginning to climb, BUT ANDRE LEAPING UP USING THE MIDDLE ROPE AND SENDING A JUMPING KNEE RIGHT INTO HIS FACE! Andre jumping back to the ground as he’s seemingly moving back getting a jumping start, AS ANDRE RUNS FORWARD! HE GRABS LIMMY ON THE TOP ROPE AND LEAPS HIM OFF WITH A BIG MONKEY FLIP OFF THE TOP!
Stew-O: LIMMY SENT CRASHING DOWN TO THE GROUND AS ANDRE IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET! Andre quickly grabbing him and bringing him up to his feet as he grabs him by the arm, AND PULLS HIM IN AS HE SLAMS A KNEE RIGHT INTO HIS GUT! Limmy still managing to keep upright as Andre throws a punch- BUT LIMMY DUCKS UNDER AND SENDS A UPPERCUT RIGHT TO HIS CHIN! Andre stumbling back, AS LIMMY HITS A STIFF ELBOW FORCING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE!
Flannery McCoy: Andre getting up now, AS LIMMY FORCES HIM BACK DOWN WITH A REAL STIFF LARIAT! Limmy grabbing Andre by the hair now as he’s dragging him back over to the corner now, BUT ANDRE STOPPING HIM RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS AS HE FORCES ELBOWS RIGHT INTO HIS GUT! Limmy being forced backward now as it’s allowing Andre to get back up to his feet, Limmy runs forward to Andre! ANDRE TURNING AROUND AND GRABBING LIMMY BY THE HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN TO A SITTING POSITION WITH A SNAPMARE! Andre stepping backward, AS HE CRACKS A KICK RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF LIMMY!
Jake Mercer: Andre slowly bringing Limmy up, BUT LIMMY IS STILL FIGHTING AS HE SENDS A PUNCH RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF ANDRE SENDING HIM BACKWARD! BUT ANDRE RETALIATES BACK WITH A FOREARM KEEPING HIM DOWN ON HIS KNEES! Limmy still pulling himself up though, BUT ANDRE SENDS ANOTHER FOREARM STRIKE BACK TO HIM! BUT LIMMY RETALIATES WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! Limmy shoving Andre backward as he moves forward, BUT ANDRE SENDS A SPINNING KICK RIGHT TO HIS ABDOMEN BRINGING HIM DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION!
Stew-O: ANDRE QUICKLY REELING BACK AND GOING FOR A PENALTY KICK- BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO GRAB THE LEG IN TIME AS HE SLOWLY GETS UP TO HIS FEET! AS HE PUSHES THE LEG OF ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND AND TRANSITIONS SENDING A KNEE RIGHT TO HIS HEAD BRINGING HIM BACKWARD! ANDRE WITH A LARIAT ATTEMPTING TO CATCH LIMMY OFF GUARD- BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER AND GRAB ANDRE BY BEHIND, BACK SUPLEX DROPS ANDRE RIGHT DOWN ONTO HIS NECK!
Flannery McCoy: Andre then beginning to grab the ropes and roll himself out of the ring trying to get himself into a stationary position and up to his feet now. Limmy though making his way onto the apron as Andre quickly moves forward to grab him by the leg! BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO USE HIS OTHER LEG TO PUSH HIM AWAY! Andre stumbling away in retreat as Limmy backs up pushing himself into the ring post as he quickly runs forward! LIMMY TAKING HIM DOWN WITH THE APRON DIVING SOMERSAULT SENTON!
Jake Mercer: Both Limmy and Mark meet up with each other as they seem to be talking gameplan right now. This doesn’t seem to be a good idea as Andre is getting right back up to his feet and running right towards them, ANDRE WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF LIMMY! BUT MARK PUSHING LIMMY OUT OF THE WAY AS HE SEES IT AND TAKES THE BLOW FOR LIMMY SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! WHAT A SACRIFICE!
Stew-O: Andre getting up to his feet in confusion, BUT LIMMY OUT OF NOWHERE GRABBING ANDRE BY THE HEAD! HE THROWS HIM BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! Limmy quickly grabbing Andre now and rolling him into the ring as he’s taking advantage and beginning to roll in himself as well! Andre is up to a knee now as Limmy quickly runs forward, SUNDOWNER-
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS HE GRABS LIMMY FROM BEHIND AND ROLLS HIM INTO A SCHOOLBOY PIN! OUT OF NOWHERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO-
Jake Mercer: BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO PUSH AWAY QUICKLY! BOTH OF THEM ARE UP TO THEIR FEET NOW, BUT ANDRE IS QUICKER! GRIMSEVER! ANDRE WITH A BICYCLE KNEE OF HIS OWN SENDING LIMMY DOWN TO THE GROUND AS HE’S QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN, COULD THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: LIMMY POWERS OUT! You can see that frustration boil on the face of Andre as he’s getting up to his feet now. He’s beginning to make his way up to the middle rope now as there seems to be absolutely no sense of direction for Limmy at the moment as he’s getting up to his feet. If Andre can hit this then he might as well be done with the match, and I don’t think Limmy sees it coming! HE’S GOING FOR THE DAWNBREAKER-
Mark Macias: (Off-Mic): LIMMY! GO ULTRA PLUS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU SAY!
Andre Walker (Off-Mic): THE FUCK YOU ON MAN!
Flannery McCoy: LIMMY OUT OF NOWHERE USING HIS ARMS TO LUNGE FORWARD AND TRIP ANDRE SENDING HIM TUMBLING DOWN TO THE GROUND! MARK JUST BARELY SAVING LIMMY FROM TROUBLE AS LIMMY IS GETTING UP TO HIS FEET NOW! HE’S GRABBING ANDRE AS THIS DOESN’T SEEM GOOD! LIMMY CAPITALIZING OFF THE DISTRACTION!
Jake Mercer: TRINITY! SINGLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER CONNECTS AS ANDRE IS SLAMMED DOWN TO THE GROUND! LIMMY ROLLING HIM OVER TO HIS BACK AND HOOKING THE LEG RIGHT NOW, WE MIGHT JUST BE SEEING THE END OF THE MATCH!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEE-
Stew-O: WHAT?! ANDRE WALKER MANAGES TO POWER OUT!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy is in pure shock right now as he doesn’t even know what happened! He thought Andre Walker was done for but that doesn’t seem to be the case. Limmy back up to his feet now and it seems to be a rinse and repeat as he waits for his opponent to get up to his feet! ANDRE IS UP ON A KNEE, LIMMY RUNS FORWARD! URAVITY!
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO JUST BARELY GRAB THE ROPES AND PULL HIMSELF AWAY BEFORE THE RUNNING METEORA CONNECTS AND POSSIBLY COULD’VE GAINED LIMMY THE WIN!
Stew-O: Both of them quickly getting up now not wasting any time, BUT ANDRE WITH A BICYCLE KICK RIGHT TO LIMMY’S JAW SENDING HIM DOWN! Limmy trying to quickly push himself back up to his feet, BUT ANDRE WITH A DISCUS LARIAT SENDING LIMMY BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! Limmy falling to a sitting position as Andre maneuvers behind him, ANDRE WITH A DROPKICK-
Flannery McCoy: BUT LIMMY GRABS THE ROPES AND PULLS HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING! Mark is quickly running over to help his partner upwards to the surprise of the Ref but I don’t think Andre is satisfied with this as he runs to the ropes and back! ANDRE WALKER HAS JUST FLATTENED THE GRAND ATHLETES WITH A TOPE CON HILO!
Jake Mercer: Andre quickly grabbing Limmy and rolling him into the ring as he follows and enters as well, LIMMY ATTEMPTS A KICK TO THE FACE OF ANDRE AS HE’S ENTERING THE RING- BUT ANDRE GRABS THE LEG BEFORE TI CONNECTS! BUT LIMMY QUICKLY TRANSITIONS INTO A ENZUIGURI SENDING ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND QUICKLY! I DON’T KNOW HOW LIMMY MONAGHAN IS STILL MOVING BUT HE CONTINUES TO FIGHT ON!
Stew-O: Limmy stumbling back up to his feet as I think he’s still in a bit of pain from the Tope Con Hilo that took both him and Mark Macias out! Limmy running to the ropes as Andre is getting up to his feet, BUT LIMMY TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SLINGBLADE! Andre is still continuing to get up as Limmy is back up as well, BUT LIMMY GRABS HIM AND SENDS HIM DOWN WITH A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!
Flannery McCoy: Andre is slowly getting back up now as he’s managing to fight for some ground! LIMMY RUNNING TO THE ROPES NOW AS HE LEAPS OFF, THE HIGH GROUND-
Jake Mercer: SPRINGBOARD STUNNER DOESN’T CONNECT AS ANDRE MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS LIMMY FALLS FLAT TO THE GROUND! Limmy is back up as he quickly runs up to Andre, BUT ANDRE DUCKS UNDER AND HITS HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH A PELE KICK! Andre is waiting for him to get up as he runs to the ropes and back…
Stew-O: ARMOR BREAKER! LIMMY WITH THE SUPERKICK OUT OF NOWHERE RIGHT TO THE JAW OF ANDRE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! BUT I DON’T THINK THAT LIMMY IS DONE AS HE WANTS TO MAKE SURE THAT ANDRE STAYS DOWN FOR THE COUNT! LIMMY RUNNING TOWARDS THE ROPES AND BACK AS HE LEAPS UP! URAVITY!
Flannery McCoy: DOES NOT CONNECT! ANDRE MANAGING TO BRING HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET AND GRAB THE KNEES AS THEY WERE COMING FORWARD AND BRING HIM UP! ANDRE SETTING HIM UP!
Jake Mercer: DRE WALKER 3000! ARM TRAPPED BELLY TO BACK SLAM CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE! MARK MACIAS ALREADY ON THE APRON TRYING TO HELP OUT HIS PARTNER PREVENTING ANOTHER LOSS FOR THE GRAND ATHLETES! BUT ANDRE WITH A ELBOW RIGHT TO HIS FACE SENDING HIM CRASHING TO THE RINGSIDE AREA! ANDRE HOOKING THE LEG ON LIMMY NOW THIS MIGHT BE IT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘GATTI’ plays up once more as Andre Walker gets up to his feet. The Ref walks up to him and raises his hand in victory as Andre can only look around with a smirk as he does so and rubs his hands as he looks at both members of the Unified Tag Team Champions as he climbs up to the top rope. He looks up to the sky before putting one finger up as he jumps down and continues his celebration)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match we just witnessed! It’s clear that both members of this match were in it to win and had different motives in order to push themselves forward to the victory, but in the end, it all came down to grit and Andre Walker managed to have that over Limmy.
Flannery McCoy: It definitely isn’t the best of nights for The Grand Athletes but it’s nothing they can get back up and continue to push forward on though. But likewise congratulations to Andre on his win!
(Andre leaves the ring and raises an arm in the air as The Grand Athletes are seen recovering on the ringside area as the camera fades out)
(A commercial for Undercover Boss starring Ronan Malosi. Watch as Ronan infiltrates his local Applebees and spies for people to fire even though he isn’t even manager, but he said he’s “close enough”)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break to the backstage area as Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford are seen watching the final moments of the last match on the screen as Kathy Kush walks up to them. Both of them turn and give a smile to Kathy as she begins to speak)
Kathy Kush: Ladies, I just wanted to get your thoughts on the Unified Tag Team Champions tonight if you don’t mind?
Harper Lee: Well I think it should be obvious right there? If you told us they were the Unified Tag Team Champions, we wouldn’t believe you. It sucks that they had to lose though right? Considering the fact that they were boasting so much that you would think they would know better than that? Could I call it karma? Probably, but I’m not one to judge that.
Sierra Bradford: Yeah I’m not really impressed considering how much they spoke. They want us to believe that they’re better than us judging by the results? But consider Dynasty tonight a little warm-up, believe it or not. A warm-up for the future because not only will that be them, but their little security blanket, the Unified Tag Team Championships will be gone, and around our waists.
Kathy Kush: Does this make you favor your chances heading into Territorial Invasion?
Harper Lee: Well I see no wrongdoing with that? I mean no matter the result we still would favor our chances. We believe more than anything else that we’re ready for those titles, we’ve been ready for this type of thing for a long time. It seems that the common thing between me and Sierra is the fact that we never did seem to get our due, but that’ll all change.
Sierra Bradford: Exactly, because Territorial Invasion is where our luck changes for us, for the better. We’re going to come out as winners, and that’s going to be the end of it, and I’ll love every single moment of it. I’m sure Harper can agree, it’s inevitable.
(Both members of The Realm take their leave leaving Kathy Kush as the only person left in the frame as the camera fades out and Dynasty transitions to elsewhere)
(Dynasty returns back as it fades back into frame, the broadcast opening back up to the inside of the EAW performance center where the ring has been transformed to host a celebratory, championship edition of the Blue Carpet Treatment. Just as the infamous blue carpet is rolled down the ramp, “Surfin’ [ft. Pharrel Williams]” by Kid Cudi starts to play, prompting the socially-distanced audience inside of the performance center to cheer wildly in anticipation of the arrival of the EAW Universal Women’s Champion.)
Jake Mercer: We’re back, LIVE inside from the Impact Zone where the ring has been transformed to host a CHAMPIONSHIP edition of the Blue Carpet Treatment–Flan, Stew, we didn’t have much time to talk about it yet, so gimmie your thoughts regarding Serena Bennett walking away with the UWC after the main event of Bloodsport just two weeks ago!
Flannery McCoy: The 3-Stages of Hardcore Hell can easily go down as a match of the year contender–hell of a performance both from Minerva and Bennett in that one. It could have gone either way, really, both women put tremendous levels of effort to try and put each other away. I’d hate to be you if you missed it! But as you can see, it was Bennett who ultimately ended up being victorious.
Stew-O: Couldn’t agree more, Flan, that match had me on the edge of my seat the entire time. It was an amazing victory for Bennett, there isn’t a question in anyone’s mind whether or not she has what it takes to hold a world title in EAW, especially being that she is so far, the ONLY woman to have won the Universal Women’s Title through a scheduled matchup as a challenger, not a cash-in!
Jake Mercer: And not only is she the inaugural champion, but she is the first ever TWO TIME UWC! :wow:
(As the commentary team continues their discussion, blue and gold confetti shoots out of the rafters of the EAW performance center, raining down on the ramp, the audience, and the ring. As the confetti falls, Serena Bennett waltzes out onto the stage with her signature shades over her eyes, holding the Universal Women’s Title over her shoulder. She holds the title high in the air, the audience going absolutely wild as she flashes a bright smile.)
Maria Del Rey: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome…THE E-A-W UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…SEERRREEEEENNAAA BEEEENNNNNEEETTTTT!!!
(Serena proceeds down the ramp, taking a moment to admire the magnificent arrangement of blue, black, and gold streamers, balloons, and confetti decorating the performance center. Once she reaches the base of the ramp, she hoists herself onto the apron, careful not to scuff her blue rhinestone jumpsuit. Upon entering the ring, she continues to relish in the positive crowd reaction while also looking around at her balloons and streamers; the camera zooms in on a bundle of balloons which all have Serena’s face printed on them.)
Flannery McCoy: :wow: Have you ever had your face printed on a balloon, Jake?
Jake Mercer: Can’t say that I have. :mjcry: And now that I’m looking closer, it looks like everything else she has in that ring all have Serena’s mug and the UWC plastered all over them! The streamers, the confetti, hell, even the Crip-A-Cola bottles have a new design!
(Sure enough, from out of the ice bucket, Serena pulls out a bottle of Crip-A-Cola with her face on the label. She cracks it open and takes a sip, just as “Surfin’” finally dies down. She turns to grab a microphone from her blue velvet loveseat as the audience begins a “SE-RE-NA” chant.)
Serena Bennett: …so y’all motherfuckers thought I was just playin’, or what?
(The crowd applauds.)
Serena Bennett: Nah, see, I been on my humble shit for far too long already. At first, I told myself I ain’t need to come out here and flex on y’all week after week, that a celebratory Blue Carpet wasn’t necessary at all. But fuck all that. I know myself, and I knew damn well no matter how hard I tried to fight it, I wanted nothing more than to be up in everybody’s face, showing myself off, BIG flexin’ on all of y’all who ever once doubted me, told me I wasn’t gon’ make it, that I’d never be worthy of holding this title again. I told y’all from the jump, way back in March, pre-quarantine, that I was coming for my Universal Women’s Title, that I was gon’ bring my belt back home, to its rightful owner after it had been stolen from me and passed around almost as much as I’ve been. 😉 Some of y’all really had the nerve, the AUDACITY to doubt me and my capabilities in that ring. Like you ain’t know who it is you was dealing with, please. Since day one, I been the bitch to beat around here, the topic of conversation, at the helm of the goddamn division. What, y’all forgot who I was? Didn’t think I had it in me? Thought that a lil’ eye injury was gon’ get the better of lil’ ol’ me? Yawn. Maaaan, there is nothing I love more than proving y’all wrong each and every chance I fucking get. Talk to me nice, cuz, what the fuck y’all gotta say now? Hm? Ain’t shit, and that’s exactly ‘cause each and everyone of you biddies know can’t nobody do it better than me or anything like me, none of you come close. And that goes for the ENTIRE fuckin’ locker room, this ain’t exclusive to the Women’s division at all, bro. Each and everyone of you can get this work, just say the time and place. But for now…(She takes a deep breath.) Before I get too far ahead of myself, I’ma do what I said I wanted to do last week: I’ma live in the moment, I’ma make sure I take the time out to enjoy this, forreal. Tonight, we gon’ celebrate ME, in classic Serena M. Bennett fashion. I even thought it was about time to bring back an old segment to the Blue Carpet just for old time’s sake, one of my personal favs, it’s a shame I never got the chance to do it again until now, mostly ‘cause these bums on Dynasty stay taking up my time, but aye, fuck it, I’ma do what the fuck I wanna do tonight, so eskeetit–
(She turns her attention to the top of the stage where the titantron now reads “#AskSerena.” Serena then pulls a small remote out of her pocket and presses a button. Within seconds, a monitor begins to descend from above the ring.)
Serena Bennett: You saw that right! All of y’all watchin’ right now, get on Twitter, and ask me any question you want using the hashtag “#AskSerena”! Now let’s see what y’all got, c’mon! Lay it on me! NOTHING is off limits tonight, ju heard?
Serena Bennett: :mjgrin: Look, whatever the hell Viz got goin’ on with Drake is his business, it got nothing to do with me. Vizzy’s kewl peoples. He get on my nerves now and then, but I can’t help but wuv him. Besides, Drake asked for it as far as I can tell, ioneen like that Jared Leto lookin’ ass bum, I don’t care about his PTSD. Title looks so much better around Vizzy’s waist anyway. 🥰 Sometimes, in the hotel room, he has us switch belts around so that when I do that thing–uh, nevermind, next question…
Serena Bennett: :oh: !!!! Now hold on just a minute…you know, I never held tag team gold before in my career. And TLA is proving to be a pretty damn good business partner with all that Crip-A-Cola promotion he been doin’ for me…you just might be onto something, bro. Nah, let me not get anybody’s hopes up, one thing at a time. But best believe he and I finna talk about it first, then I’ma get back to y’all on that one! Next!
Serena Bennett: 🥺 I love you, too, sweetness. Y’all far too kind. This the kinda shit I love to see. It’s shit like that is exactly what motivates me to keep pushing as hard as I do, man. I’m so thankful for all my fans, y’all haven’t the slightest idea how much you mean to me, forreal. The support means everything. Just know that everything I do in this ring, I do it for y’all, all my supporters. Even my haters, too, ‘cause fuck y’all. This ain’t just my celebration, #SerenaHive, this for you guys, too! Don’t ever forget it!
Serena Bennett: :mjlol: :mjlol: :mjlol: Oh, y’all KILL me. Shiiiiid. That’s a good question, beloved. Each and every one of those broads get on my goddamn nerves, I’ma really have to think about that one. Let’s go down the list, shall we? Consuela is the bitch that walked off with my Specialists title after disappearing for god knows how long, but ain’t nobody try to tell HER she don’t deserve a title shot after leaving for months. 🙄 Stupid bitch. But then I remember how Cameron tried her hardest to beat me on the very last episode of Empire–I guess I was feelin’ generous that night when I decided to accept her offer when she surrendered to me after realizing she wasn’t ever gon’ have a chance at winning at Pain for Pride if I had finished her off right quick, that bitch really ain’t shit. Fuck her. And y’all already knoowwww Ms. Extreme is fucking terrified of me, it makes for a good laugh half the time, really. But part of me wants to take that uppity bitch down a few pegs, humble her irritable fucking ass and force her to deal with me, despite the great lengths she goes to ignore me. Dickhead. Wait, I think there’s a fourth now, right? Hm. Don’t really know, don’t actually fucking care, but if she’s an Ava, that tells me all I need to know about her–if she actually does exist. Entitled ass bitch with an attitude problem and a name with enough influence to carry her to any and every fucking opportunity she wants in the industry. Big deal. All them girls are the same to me, forreal, even if they look nothing alike despite claiming to have the same parents. :mjgrin: Fuck all four of them. Shit, it could be four, ten, it really don’t matter to me. Fuck the Avas, periodt. NEXT!
(Before another question can appear on Serena’s mini tron, “Diva” by Beyoncé suddenly begins to play throughout the speakers of the performance center, prompting Serena to turn her attention to the stage in utter disbelief that someone would dare interrupt her in the middle of her celebratory episode of the Blue Carpet Treatment.)
Jake Mercer: Uhhhh ohhhh…
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: Ladies and gentlemen, Candice Blair Ava is here on Dynasty! And she’s making her way to the ring, right now!
Stew-O: For those of you unfamiliar with the Voltage talent, Candice has certainly been making a name for herself since signing with EAW. She had an incredible performance at Bloodsport, the same evening when Serena won the UWC, despite losing to Hall-of-Famer Ahren Fournier. She’s an impressive young woman who I’m certainly enjoying getting to know as the weeks go by!
Jake Mercer: If there’s one thing you need to know about Candice, fellas, it’s that she does NOT tolerate any slander against her sisters–and perhaps that’s exactly why she’s out here right now, after hearing everything Serena had to say about the Ava women!
(Candice, now on the apron, enters the ring through the bottom rope. She takes a judgemental glance around at the decorations in the center of the ring before helping herself to a microphone. As “Diva” dies down, she stands across the ring from Serena, who is now staring daggers straight into Candice as she flips her hair.)
Serena Bennett: Bitch, what the fuck you think this is? Did I ask for your input? Your interruption? Did I request an audience with the Blair Witch Project this week? Give me one good reason why I shouldn’t slap the absolute dog shit out your mouth for having the caucasity to interrupt me at a time like this.
Candice Blair: 🤔
Serena Bennett: Man, the fuck do you want from me? You bitches ride dick better than I do, I swear to god. This my time, you cuttin’ into my segment, sistopher.
Candice Blair: 🧐
Serena Bennett: Well, say something, bitch, damn.
Candice Blair: Sorry, just wondering how long it generally takes for you to finally shut the fuck up. 😊
(The crowd responds positively as Serena dramatically rolls her eyes.)
Candice Blair: Forgive the intrusion, Serena, but uh…I don’t necessarily like what it is you had to say about my sisters just a few moments ago. I also don’t think it’s particularly fair for you to pass judgement onto me when you haven’t even competed in a ring against me yet. I find myself somewhat offended that you believe yourself knowledgeable enough to critique my in-ring capabilities.
Serena Bennett: Did I fucking ask for your opinion, trick? You just as dumb and bland and ugly as your sisters, fuck up out my face. I don’t fuck with Avas, that’s no secret. I said what the fuck I said. Y’all are ass. Each and everytime I stepped into that ring with one of y’all, I wrestled circles around y’all. Consuela can’t touch me. Cam can’t touch me. Ms. Extreme WON’T touch me, ‘cause she’s pussy ass bitch, but that’s a whole other issue. You mean to tell me I need to treat you any differently from your sisters, ‘cause why now? Oh, ‘cause you “said so?” Interesting.
Candice Blair: Candice Blair? Ugly? :mjlol: Now you’re just saying shit for the sake of saying shit, Serena. I hate to be the one to break it to you, but let me remind you that your record against Avas doesn’t match up at all with what you had to say. Consuela and Camille both have wins over you. You and Cameron ended in a no contest–but some might even argue that match was headed in her favor, anyway. Regardless. There’s a reason Cameron, Camille, and Consuela all have record breaking and history making title reigns. There’s a reason everytime you step in the ring with one, it never goes in your favor. It’s just a shame none of them managed to put an end to your fucking egotistical tirades and put you in your place long enough to shut your whiny ass up. You had all that shit to say about how Minerva was vying for your attention for an entire year, but it’s like every chance you get, you attack the Ava name and legacy for no reason other than to bring more attention to yourself, despite my sisters proving each and everytime exactly how much better they are than you.
Serena Bennett: And what about it, bitch? When I peep shit, and I call it how I see it, each and everytime. I say what the fuck I want whenever I want to, I ain’t afraid to pick a fight with nobody, your sisters especially. I got free smoke for any and everybody. The fuck you gon’ do to stop me from talkin’ my shit?
Candice Blair: I’m gonna take that Universal Women’s Title from ya, that’s what. 😊
(The crowd in the performance center bursts into cheers. A coy smile begins to form across Serena’s face at the prospect of taking on Candice as her first challenger for the UWC.)
Candice Blair: And I’m gonna finish the job each of my sisters started but never saw through. You’ve yet to experience Candice Blair in the ring, but I can assure you, I’m an entirely different competitor compared to my sisters. I’ll give you the absolute fight of your life, make you change your opinion on what it means to stand toe to toe against an Ava. You can bet on that. So let’s go at it, Serena. You. Me. Territorial Invasion. For the Universal Women’s Championship. Give me the opportunity to prove to you exactly why Candice Blair–and every other Ava sister–are the hottest commodities EAW has to offer.
(Candice extends her hand while flashing another smile at Serena. The champion takes a quick look around the performance center audience who begin to egg her on. As a few moments pass, Serena grabs hold of Candice’s hand and shakes, the audience cheering as Serena raises the Universal Women’s Title high in the air as she and Candice stare directly into each other’s eyes. “Diva” begins to play once more.)
Jake Mercer: :whew: Add that to the match card! Quickly! Before Serena can somehow weasel her way out of being out-performed by yet ANOTHER member of the Ava Dynasty!
Flannery McCoy: Don’t be silly, Jake, Serena is not the type of woman to turn down a competitor, no matter what might be at stake. The more I think about it, the more excited I am to see this match LIVE at Territorial Invasion! :wow:
Stew-O: It would be huge for Serena to make a statement against one of EAW’s fastest rising female stars in her first title defense of the season–but it would be even BIGGER for Candice if she were to walk away as the Universal Women’s Champion, defeating Bennett it only her first defense! Do either one of you think Candice has what it takes to be at the top of EAW’s women’s division?
Flannery McCoy: Only one way to find out, bois. Can’t wait to see what these women have in store for each other in the coming weeks!
(Before fading to commercial, the cameras show Candice Blair as she walks backwards up the ramp, staring onward at Serena who simply holds her championship high in the air.)
(A commercial for the Anime FanClub starring Myles. It ends with Harper Lee running in and trying to hug him as Myles quickly retreats away, he’s this close to filing a restraining order. :wow:)
(“Tougher Colder Killer” hits as Lethal Consequences walks to overwhelming boos, and once again, he doesn’t care for the boos at all. He ignores it casually walking down to the ring, giving zero fucks.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM OAKLAND, CALIFORNIA…..WEIGHING IN AT 230 POUNDS……LLETTTHHHAAALLLL CCONNSEEQQUUUEENNNCCEESSSSS!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Here comes big daddy, and you just know he’s ready to make a statement after that bullshit the Ace pulled last week. He wants that statement win going into Territorial Invasion and nothing is going to stop him from accomplishing that. I DEARLY HOPE Jamie is somewhere keeping a close eye on this. Keeping a close eye on our NEXT Answers World Champion :blessed:
(“Roll With Me” by Charli XCX hits as Andrea walks out to a huge ovation from the small crowd in the Performance Center. She is ready for a fight as she takes a deep breath and makes her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM ORLANDO, FLORIDA…WEIGHING IN AT 110 POUNDS….AANNNDDRREEEEAAA VVAALLEENNNNNTTTIINNNNEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Here comes our Dynasty queen and perhaps our next World Heavyweight Champion!
Stew-O: You know she wants to keep her momentum rolling ever since she arrived on the red brand, and she for sure wants to send a message to Viz who I’m sure is peeping somewhere on this match. She got the better of Viz’s old assistant Nina last week in her debut, and then got the better of Viz after the match was over with. What next does she have planned on the road to Territorial Invasion?
Flannery McCoy: We’re about to find out because the battle of the Number One Contenders starts…right now!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And here we go, both Andrea and Lethal Consequences step to the center of the ring, both lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up, and then LC locks in a side headlock on Andrea, but Andrea runs and pushes LC off her and LC goes running off the ropes, and Andrea sidesteps and sends LC running off the opposite ropes, and Andrea bends over looking for the back body drop, but LC connects with a kick to the face of Andrea! Lethal Consequences takes this chance to run at Andrea but this time Andrea connects with the back body drop! Lethal Consequences manages to hold on to the apron and he waits for Andrea to turn around…FOREARM FROM LC! BUT ANDREA CAUGHT THE FOREARM!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea goes in with several shots to the face of LC as LC hangs on to the top rope on the edge of the apron, and Andrea runs the ropes and charges at LC with a full head of steam–AND ANDREA SPEARS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!
Jake Mercer: And oh shit, I think Andrea may have landed on the neck quite awkward there, and now both competitors are down on the outside, and both competitors are getting to their feet and Andrea beats LC up holding her beck and she walks over to LC–AND LC DRIVES ANDREA BACK FIRST INTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! Right hand from Lethal Consequences! LC now begins to rain down the elbow shots on the top of Andrea’s head! LC grabs Andrea by the head and throws her face first into the ring post–BUT ANDREA REVERSES AND SENDS LC FACE FIRST! LC drops to a knee and Andrea then rolls him back inside the ring before climbing up the apron and ascending up the top rope. ANDREA IS MEASURING LC WAITING FOR HIM TO TURN AROUND–CROSSBODY!!
Stew-O: BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ROLLS THROUGH IT AND PICKS HER UP, AND HOLDS HER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GOES FOR THE SPINNING SIDE SLAM–BUT ANDREA COUNTERS THAT WITH AN ARM DRAG THAT SENDS LC ACROSS THE RING! Lethal Consequences begins to pull himself up in the corner, BEFORE SEEING ANDREA RUNS FULL SPEED AT HIM AND DRIVE HER KNEES INTO HIS CHEST! BUT LC SIDESTEPPED IT AND ANDRE DRIVES HER KNEES INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! Lethal Consequences then walks to the opposite corner and charges at Andrea in the corner now and connects with a body splash in the corner!
Jake Mercer: LC then brings Andrea to the center of the ring. Kick to the midsection before he places Andrea’s head between his legs, but Andrea drives Lethal Consequences backwards back first into the corner! Shoulder thrust from Andrea! Another one! Andre hits several more before lifting LC up on the top rope, and Andrea throws a forearm before climbing up to the top rope with him, but LC throws a right hand and both competitors are fighting for control on the top rope now! Knife edge chop from Andrea and then another and I think Andrea seem to be in control! ANDREA GOES FOR THE HURRICANRANA FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DOESN’T LET IT HAPPEN! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES PULLS ANDREA BACK UP AND HAS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS AS HE STANDS UP ON THE TOP ROPE….LEAPING SIT-OUT POWERBOMB ON ANDREA! THE COVER!
OONNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout from Andrea! LC mounts on top of Andrea and begins throwing several rights and left as Andrea tries covering up but is having no luck! Lethal Consequences then stands up and picks Andrea up by her hair, and then LC goes for a suplex, but Andrea blocks it with her foot, and then Andrea goes for a suplex of her own, but LC blocks that. AND LC WITH ALL HIS POWER PICKS UP ANDREA AND THROWS HER STOMACH FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE! Andrea is dangling on the top rope now as Lethal Consequences runs off the ropes and connects with a knee to the side of the head of Andrea Valentine and Andrea falls to the outside floor! LC is proud of his work thus far.
Lethal Consequences(no mic): Are you not entertained?!
Jake Mercer: Tell em daddy! :blessed:
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences goes through the second rope and reaches down and pulls Andrea up by her hair! Andre is sitting on the apron as LC has ahold of her hair, BUT ANDREA WITH AN ENZUIGIRI KICK OUT OF NOWHERE AS LC FALLS BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND DROPS TO A KNEE! Andrea now pulls herself up on the apron and is setting up LC for something! ANDREA LEAPS THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING TORNADO DDTt Andrea just spiked LC’s head into the mat as she hooks the leg!
ONNNNEEEEE!!!!
TTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: A kickout from Lethal Consequences! Andrea Valentine stands up and picks up LC up off the mat, and grabs Lethal Consequences by the head…BUT LC COUNTERS WITH A BACK SUPLEX! BUT ANDREA LANDED ON HER FEET FROM BEHIND! ANDREA RUNS UP BEHIND LC AND DROPKICKS HIM IN THE BACK DRIVING HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR! ANDREA TRIES TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM BUILDING AS SHE RUNS THE ROPES…AND ANDREA CONNECTS WITH A SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE TAKING OUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! ANDREA IS FEELING PUMPED UP NOW AS SHE BANGS ON THE PLEXIGLASS!
Stew-O: Andrea picks up Lethal Consequences and throws him back inside the ring and she climbs up the apron and then the top rope once more in this match, and Andrea now stands high on the top rope balanced–MOONSAULT! BUT NO! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GOT THE KNEES UP! LC TRANSITIONS INTO A PIN!
OONNNEEEEE!!!!
TTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTHHHRRREEEEEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ANDREA KICKS OUT! LC is up to his feet a bit quicker than Andrea and he picks up Andrea…THE LOWDOWN SPINEBUSTER!! BUT ANDREA COUNTERS THAT INTO ANOTHER DDT! Both competitors are down once more as both LC and Andrea crawl away from one another in opposite corners, Andrea pulls herself up and runs towards LC….BUT LC CHARGES AND CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING CLOTHESLINE THAT TAKES ANDREA DOWN!
Jake Mercer: LC is now up to his feet once more, and he reaches down to pick up Andrea, but Andrea shoves LC away but LC walks back towards Andrea–BUT ANDREA VALENTINE LOCKS IN THE OCTOPUS STRETCH! SHE’S PULLING BACK ON THE ARM OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! IS HE GONNA BE ABLE TO ESCAPE?! LC then drops to one knee, is Andrea gonna make him pass out here?! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES USES HIS WEIGHT AND POWERS OUT OF THE SUBMISSION, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A SIDEWALK WALK ON ANDREA! LC rolls away from Andrea as both competitors try making their way up to their feet here.
Stew-O: LC is back up to his feet and he walks towards Andrea and swings–BUT MISSES! Andrea ducked it and she’s facing LC’s backside as she has him by the waist, but LC drops down and rolls Andrea forward, and both competitors race to their feet–ANDREA RUNS RIGHT INTO THE LOWDOWN! THE SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS PERFECTLY AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES COVERS ANDREA!
OONNNEEEE!!!!
TTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTHHHHHRRREEEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ANOTHER KICKOUT FROM ANDREA! Lethal Consequences isn’t happy as he stands up and pounds on the mat wanting Andrea to rise to her feet. Andrea is up to her feet and now. LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GOES FOR LCR–BUT ANDREA DUCKED IT AND SHE RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE HEART OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! Lethal Consequences stumbles back into the corner, and now Andrea runs with a full head of steam and connects with a running dropkick in the corner! LC then falls forward to the mat below!
Stew-O: Andrea goes through the second rope and climbs up the top rope once more, and I think she’s gonna go for the moonsault once more. She tried earlier but it backfired, will it be able to connect this time?! ANDREA GETS SOME GOOD ELEVATION….AND IT CONNECTS RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! ANDREA WITH THE COVER!!
OONNNEEE!!!!
TTWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTHHHRREEEEEEE!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: KING LC KICKS OUT AGAIN!! Andrea realizes that she needs to get back on the attack and she gets up and begins to pick up LC by the head and LC seems to be pretty much dead weight at this point as Andreas having a rough ti–WOAH LC OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A HARD FOREARM! THAT FOREARM DRIVES ANDREA BACKWARDS! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RUNS BUT ANDREA CATCHES LC WITH A FLAPJACK AGAINST THE ROPES BEHIND HER! ANDREA WITH THE ROLL-UP!
Stew-O: NO!! LC ROLLED THROUGH IT AND HE HE’S BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND HAS ANDREA BY THE LEGS…AND HE DRIVES HIS FOOT INTO THE STOMACH OF ANDREA SEVERAL TIMES! LC IS WASTING NO TIME NOW AS HE PICKS UP ANDREA OFF THE MAT, AND KICK TO THE MIDSECTION….”DEAD EXECUTIVE!!!” BUT NO!!! ANDREA PUSHES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AWAY FROM HER, LC TURNS AROUND AND HE RUNS INTO SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM ANDREA THAT TAKES LC DOWN! LC IS STUNNED AS HE SLOWLY BEGINS TO RISE TO HIS FEET, AS ANDREA IS WAITING FOR HIM! ANDREA TURNS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AROUND–SHE PLACE HER BOOT ON THE FACE OF LC….”LOVE HAZE”!!!!! THE INVERTED FACEBREAKER! COVER FROM ANDREA!
OONNNEEEE!!!!
TTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTHHHRRREEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! LC STAYS ALIVE! Andrea is in a bit of shock, but she doesn’t let herself get frustrated here as she steps back and begins to measure LC who is beginning to stir on his own. ANDREA RUNS THE ROPES…..ANDREA’S GONNA GO FOR LOVE HAZE!!!! AND…NO! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CATCHES HER IN AN STO! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES JUST DODGED A HUGE BULLET THERE! LC once again mounts Andrea and rains down the haymakers, before getting to his feet and picking up Andrea by the hair, he goes for DEAD EXECUTIVE AGAIN…BUT ANDREA ONCE AGAIN STOPS IT BY PUSHING LC AWAY, LC TURNS AROUND AND ANDREA CHARGES IN WITH A HIGH KNEE THAT DRIVES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BACK INTO THE CORNER!
Flannery McCoy: ANDREA RUNS AT LC IN THE CORNER, BUT LC GETS THE BOOT UP STOPPING ANDREA IN HER TRACKS! LC sits himself on the top rope and…ANDREA OUT OF NOWHERE RUNS UP TO LC AND FLIPS UPWARD AND WRAPS HER LEGS AROUND THE HEAD OF LC BALANCING HERSELF UPSIDE DOWN…AND THE HURRICANRANA CONNECTS FROM THE TOP ROPE! WHAT A MOVE THERE! ANDREA ONCE AGAIN GOES HIGH TO THE TOP ROPE, SHE’S GONNA LOOK TO FINALLY PUT THIS MATCH AWAY HERE AS THE MOMENTUM HAS SHIFTED HER WAY ONCE MORE!
Jake Mercer: OKAY…ANDREA STANDS HIGH ONCE AGAIN…WAIT WHAT THE HELL?!?! VISUAL PROPHET IN ONE SWIFT MOTION OUT OF NOWHERE JUST LEAPED UP AND PUSHED ANDREA OFF THE TOP ROPE! THE REFEREE SOMEHOW DIDN’T SEE IT AS HE WAS CHECKING ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!
Visual Prophet(hiding below the ring apron): :adpeek:
Stew-O: YOU’RE KIDDING ME?!?! ANDREA CRASHED AND BURNED! SHE IS RISING UP TO HER FEET VERY SLOWLY HERE, AND ANDREA TURNS AROUND…LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS AWAITING HER….LLLCCRRRR!!!! THE BACKHANDED ELBOW RIGHT TO THE FACE! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES FALLS DOWN FOR THE COVER!
OONNNNEEEEE!!!!
TTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTHHHRRREEEE!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….LLEETTHHHAAALLLL CCONNNSSEEQQUUEENNCCEESSS!!!!!
(“Tougher Colder Killer” hits as Lethal Consequences rolls out of the ring and has his hand raised halfway up the ramp. He looks exhausted, but still gives that signature smirk.)
Stew-O: Visual Prophet just came out of nowhere and cost Andrea this victory here tonight, toss the assist up to Viz for that win. Damn shame it ended the way it did.
Jake Mercer: Doesn’t matter, daddy never disappoints either way.
(The final shot is of Andrea Valentine holding her face laying in the ring, realizing what had just happened.)
(For the third time, Dynasty transitions back to Sarah Price as she rides alongside Impact and DEDEDE in a stretch limo down Times Square. Impact offers her a glass of scotch, which she aggressively refuses as she pushes his hand away from her. She folds her arms across her chest while she stares out the window, much to the amusement of the EAW Chairman who begins to chuckle slightly. Sarah catches wind of this, and turns to face him.)
Sarah Price: Is something the matter?
Mr. DEDEDE: You tell me.
Sarah Price: You know? When you told me you wanted to invite me out to discuss our… “strategy” for War Games, I took you seriously. I thought you were actually making an effort to take me seriously as a captain, to give me an opportunity to show what I had to offer you two, not just as your teammate, but as an EAW Elitist. I don’t think either one of you fully understand what this match means for me, for my career. I never wanted to take the easy way out. All I ever wanted to do was work together, in a professional environment, and put my best foot forward after StarrStan chose ME to be Team Captain.
Mr. DEDEDE: You need to understand something, Sarah. Despite what you think, Impact and I have gone through great lengths tonight to appeal to your needs. We’ve gone out of our way on more than one occasion to cater to YOUR ASS. We’ve given you everything, gave you an all-inclusive pass, full access to the inner workings and benefits that come with me and Impact’s status. You think I’m doing this all for myself? To waste your time, to upset you? You have it all wrong. I’m a charitable man, Sarah, believe me. All I hope to do is motivate you, push you to aim higher than you ever have before. Make sure that you understand what it might take to get to one day, achieve this level of success on your own. We’re giving you a taste of this tonight to show you exactly what hard work, determination, and a brilliant skillset can bring you in life. And because you’re nowhere near reaching our status in the state you’re in now–or that you ever could be–we’re sharing some of OUR wealth and livelihood with YOU. Purely out of the goodness of our hearts.
Impact: You’re going to need all the fucking help you can get come Territorial Invasion, and we go through all of this to try and enhance your pitiful excuse of a damn life, and this is what we get: an ungrateful, self-absored, bratty–
Sarah Price: Save it. The two of you probably went through all this trouble just to make me feel inferior, to remind me yet again that I’ll “never be” the level of Elitist either one of you are, or that I should be “grateful” for the opportunity to work alongside you two simply because I’ll only get my rear end handed to me in War Games. I’m willing to work hard, to work my butt off, to do whatever it takes to stand out at Territorial Invasion, to walk out with a victory, despite whether or not you two believe in me. Being Team Captain is a responsibility I take to heart, and the both of you haven’t done anything all night long other than drag me around, ignore me, tease me, do all that you possibly can to make me uncomfortable, to mock me, to show me just how much you hate the idea of me teaming with you. And to show me just how little faith you have in me to be a contributing member of this team. I’m frickin’ fed up, with both of you. But I’m over it. I don’t want a thing from either one of you. I don’t care if I have your respect, your appreciation, your effort, nothing at all, because I’d honestly rather have to carry War Games by myself if it means I don’t have to put up with–
Mr. DEDEDE: Stop the vehicle.
(Within seconds, the limousine comes to a screeching halt, dead in the center of 7th Avenue.)
Mr. DEDEDE: Sarah, open the door.
Sarah Price: Wh-wh–?
Mr. DEDEDE: I said to open the fucking door. And to get your juvenile ass the fuck out of my limosine.
(Sarah narrows her gaze. She turns to face Impact, who gestures towards the door beside her, before turning back at DEDEDE.)
Sarah Price: You dragged me all this way for…NOTHING? To leave me stranded in the middle of New York City? After all I wanted to do was discuss STRATEGY?! To hell with this. To hell with both of you.
(Sarah pushes open the door of the limousine and steps out onto the street, slamming the car door behind her. She crosses her arms over her chest again as Impact rolls the window down, sticking his head out to berate her some more.)
Impact: You said it yourself, it’s only a thirty minute drive back to Newark, isn’t it? Enjoy the rest of your evening.
(DEDEDE sticks his head out of the sunroof, leaning towards Sarah on the sidewalk.)
Mr. DEDEDE: We tried to warn you, Sarah. Don’t you ever overstep your boundaries. Don’t you ever forget where your place is in this match. Don’t you ever get too comfortable. Gawd giveth, and Gawd taketh away. Just like that, all in an instant.
(The limousine speeds off, leaving Sarah Price alone on the sidewalk. She relaxes her arms and lets out a puff of air with a frustrated frown on her face. Dynasty fades to commercial break.)
(The final commercial of the night is shown for Bronson Daniels’ new law firm! Ever wanted to get a restraining order on a certain Australian so he doesn’t get your hands on you? Well, this seems to be your solution! 😅)
(The camera pans back to the Performance Center as ‘Pure Water’ by Skepta hits, as Dray Fontana steps out onto the stage with his PURE Championship wrapped around his waist. The crowd boos heavily as Dray extends his arms out to the side and closes his eyes. He doesn’t care about the boos at all as he takes in the heat and makes his way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for one fall!!! And it is your main event match of the evening!!! Introducing first.. From Kingston Upon Thames, England, United Kingdom.. Weighing in at 200lbs.. He is the EAW PURE Champion!!! The Prince!!! DRAY FONTANA!!!
Stew-O: The Prince looks ready for tonight’s match against The Visual Prophet! We found out last week that he will be defending his PURE Championship against Jalyn Garcia at Territorial Invasion!
Jake Mercer: What a match that will be! This will be a great match for Dray to prepare for his future battle against Jalyn!!
(’30 Day Run’ by Larry June hits as the crowd erupts into cheers. The Visual Prophet then steps out onto the stage with the World Heavyweight Championship wrapped around his waist. He smiles out to the crowd and makes his way down towards the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent.. From Engadine, Michigan!!! Weighing in at 265lbs!! He is the EAW World Heavyweight Champion… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!
Stew-O: And here’s our world Champion!! He’ll be defending that belt against Andrea Valentine at Territorial Invasion!
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet has had an already impressive reign as champion. He’s faced the best competition in Elite Answers Wrestling and there is no doubt in my mind that he’s ready to take on this champion vs champion match shortly!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell and this main event match is ready to go! Dray Fontana and The Visual Prophet make their way to the center of the ring where both Viz and Dray lock up in the center of the ring! Viz gets the early advantage as he uses his size to force Dray back against the side ropes of the ring!
Flannery McCoy: The referee quickly gets in between the two and gets Viz to back off so that both champions aren’t against the ring ropes. The Visual Prophet instantly raises his hands in the air and backs away from Dray Fontana.. BUT DRAY QUICKLY CONNECTS WITH A STRONG RIGHT HAND THAT CATCHES VIZ ACROSS THE FACE!!! What a cheap shot by Dray Fontana while Viz was focusing on the referee’s command!
Jake Mercer: Cheap? I don’t see anything cheap about that! I just see a champion seizing an opportunity!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet takes a slight step back as he clutches at his cheek after that right hand by Dray.. AND THE VISUAL PROPHET TRIES TO TAKE DRAY FONTANA DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!! No!! Dray ducks underneath the arm and gets from behind Viz! Viz turns around.. PELE KICK BY DRAY FONTANA!! That kick definitely rocked the world champ!
Flannery McCoy: Viz manages to stay on his feet! Dray quickly turns around begins to run towards the far ropes! He bounces back!! BUT VIZ CHARGES RIGHT AT HIM AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO THE ABDOMEN THAT HAS DRAY SOMERSAULTING IN MID-AIR AND LANDING FLAT ON HIS BACK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! Dray is in a seated position as Viz gets from behind him.. AND KICKS HIM RIGHT AT THE CENTER OF HIS BACK!!
Jake Mercer: That kick has the Prince arching his back as The Visual Prophet reaches down to grab Dray by the head! Viz brings Dray up to his feet and quickly irish whips him into the corner! Dray hits the corner hard as he leans up against the turnbuckles.. AND VIZ IS RIGHT THERE TO CONNECT WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE ONTO DRAY FONTANA!! Big Viz backs out of the corner as Dray groggily steps towards the center of the ring! Viz runs to the side ropes! He bounces back.. AND TAKES DRAY DOWN WITH A MIGHTY SHOULDER BLOCK!!!
Stew-O: Dray Fontana hits the canvas hard, but quickly slides himself out of the ring! The Visual Prophet makes his way over to the ring ropes, then exits the ring as well! Viz goes over to Dray, but Dray clocks him in the face with a powerful forearm shot! Viz stumbles back a few steps as Dray Fontana quickly slides back into the ring! The Visual Prophet now begins to makes his way back over to the ring. He climbs his way up onto the ring apron and is about to enter back into the ring through the ring ropes..
Jake Mercer: SUPERKICK!! DRAY FONTANA JUST SUPERKICKED THE VISUAL PROPHET JUST AS HE WAS ABOUT TO ENTER THE RING, AND INSTEAD, VIZ ENDS UP DROPPING DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR FROM THE RING APRON!!!
Stew-O: What a strategy by Dray Fontana to get Viz into position to hit that nasty superkick!!
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet is down at ringside right now as he is slowly getting himself up onto his hands and knees.
Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK! Inside the ring! Dray grabs the side ropes and slingshots himself to the outside!!! DOUBLE FOOTSOMP FROM THE RING ONTO THE BACK OF THE VISUAL PROPHET AT RINGSIDE!!! Dray just drove his boots right into the spine of the world champ!!
Stew-O: And now Dray Fontana is walking over to the down Visual Prophet! He drops down to his knees and gets into the face of Viz!! Dray covers his own face with his hands, then exposes his face to Viz in a “Peek-a-boo” like way!!
Dray Fontana(Off-Mic): THE PRINCE IS HERE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: AND DRAY FONTANA SLAPS VIZ RIGHT ACROSS THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!!!
Referee: One… Two..
Stew-O: Dray Fontana now attempts to bring Viz up to his feet!
Flannery McCoy: Wait look! Just as Viz was coming up to his knees, he was able to connect with a right hand into the abdomen of Dray! Now a left! Another right! Viz now stands straight up! AND HE GOES FOR A RIGHT HAND THAT TARGETS FONTANA’S FACE!!! NO!! Dray Fontana blocks the punch with his left arm.. ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY DRAY FONTANA!!! IT CONNECTS!!!
Referee: Three.. Four.. Five…
Jake Mercer: The Prince now grabs a hold of the groggy Visual Prophet’s wrist!! AND HE IRISH WHIPS HIM RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE AND PLEXIGLASS THAT SURROUNDS THE RING!!!! Viz crashes hard as Dray Fontana makes his way towards him!!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ QUICKLY DROPS DOWN AND LIFTS DRAY UP!!! AND VIZ RUNS TOWARDS THE RING AS HE DRIVES THE BACK OF DRAY FONTANA RIGHT INTO THE EDGE OF THE RING!! Dray Fontana screams in pain as The Visual Prophet releases him and has him drop down to the ringside floor!
Referee: Six.. Seven.. Eight.. Nine..
Flannery McCoy: And now the Visual Prophet slides into the ring before sliding back out to restart the count! He reaches down and grabs Dray Fontana by the head and hair! He brings Dray up to his feet.. AND HE IRISH WHIPS FONTANA RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS AS DRAY CRASHES RIGHT INTO THEM!! THE IMPACT FROM THAT COLLISION FORCED DRAY TO FLIP OVER AND LAND FLAT HIS BACK ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THOSE STEEL STEPS!!
Jake Mercer: I wouldn’t expect anything less here inside the Impact Zone!!
Referee: One.. Two..
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet walks his way around the steel steps. He reaches down and grabs Dray Fontana by the head and brings him up to his feet! Dray Fontana doesn’t know where he’s at right now, as Viz lifts him up into the air!! HE LITERALLY HAS DRAY FONTANA MILITARY PRESSED OVER HIS HEAD!!! WHAT STRENGTH FROM THE REIGNNG WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP!!! Viz is making his way over to our announce tables!! What does he have in mind right now!?
Jake Mercer: Whatever it is, it doesn’t look like it’s going to be something Dray is going to like…
Stew-O: AND THE VISUAL PROPHET DROPS DRAY DOWN AS HE SMACKS HIS HEAD ONTO OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! Dray manages to stay on his feet, but he is groggy.. He turns around to face Viz… BUT VIZ LIFTS HIM UP AND SLAMS HIM DOWN ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A PICTURE PERFECT SPINEBUSTER!!!!!
Referee: Three.. Four.. Five.. Six.. Seven…
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet now gets back up to his feet! He grabs Dray by the hair and brings him to his feet before sliding the Prince back into the ring! Viz follows inside as he drops down for the cover!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT BY THE PRINCE!!
Stew-O: The PURE Champion manages to stay alive in this one! The Visual Prophet isn’t too happy with that kickout as he wanted to win this match right there. The World Heavyweight Champion gets back up to his feet. He begins to make his way over to the corner as he scales up the ropes and makes his way up onto the top turnbuckle!!
Jake Mercer: Did Viz forget that he’s Big Viz now? I don’t know if someone his size should risk taking flight!!
Stew-O: His size and athleticism is a major reason why he’s world champion right now Jake! He’s setting himself up on the top rope!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT LOOK!! Dray Fontana has made his way up to his feet! He’s groggy, but he notices what is going on with Viz up on the top rope!! AND DRAY CHARGES AT VIZ AND CONNECTS WITH A RIGHT HAND INTO THE ABDOMEN OF THE WORLD CHAMP!! Viz stays standing on the top rope as he clutches at his stomach in pain!! ANOTHER RIGHT HAND BY DRAY!! AND ANOTHER!!! That last shot has Viz lowering his head… AND DRAY LEAPS UP TO CONNECY WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! Viz is seeing stars right now as he is barely able to stay on that top turnbuckle!!
Jake Mercer: WAIT LOOK AT THE PRINCE!! HE SPRINGS OFF OF THE SIDE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM ONTO VIZ’S HEAD IN THE CORNER!!! AND THAT SHOT HAS VIZ FALLING FROM OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND LANDING FLAT ON HIS BACK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! Dray Fontana looks down at Viz and pops a finger gun right at his head!! The crowd is booing heavily, And now the Prince covers the World Heavyweight Champ!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!
Flannery McCoy: Dray Fontana slaps his hand down onto the canvas in frustration as he gets himself into a sitting position. Dray turns his head and looks down at The Visual Prophet who is still trying to shake off the cobwebs from that brutal forearm strike from moments ago!! Dray Fontana now gets up to his feet and stomps down onto the abdomen of Viz!! AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! The Visual Prophet clutches at his stomach in pain and rolls over. Viz attemps to work his way up to his hands and knees, but Dray Fontana is right there to stomp down onto his lower back to prevent Viz from getting up!! Viz drops back down flat onto the canvas! Dray now walks over to Viz’s legs.. AND HE DRIVES HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF VIZ’S KNEE WITH A KNEE DROP!! Viz Screams in pain.. BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER TO DRAY BECAUSE HE DOES IT AGAIN!!! Viz screams in pain once more as he clutches at that knee!!!
Stew-O: Dray Fontana now turn Viz onto his side as he positions Viz’s knee on its side as it rests flat against the canvas.. AND DRAY STOMPS DOWN ONTO IT WITH TREMENDOUS FORCE!!! The Visual Prophet is getting his knee dissected right now!! It isn’t looking good for the world heavyweight Champion!!
Jake Mercer: Dray Fontana now turns Viz’s body so that his back is against the canvas of the ring. Dray begins to make his way over to the corner as he scales up to the top rope. Dray now places his hands by his ears and shuts his eyes!!
Flannery McCoy: Listen to this crowd right now! They are booing the PURE champion heavily!!
Jake Mercer: But it seems like Dray Fontana is embracing the heat from this socially distanced crowd! A Prince like him would never worry about the opinion of peasants like these fans in the performance center!
Stew-O: Dray Fontana faces the crowd as he stands on the top rope! He leaps!!! MOONSTOMP BY DRAY FONTANA RIGHT ONTO THE MIDSECTION OF-
Flannery McCoy: THE VISUAL PROPHET ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!! VIZ ROLLED TOWARDS THE CORNER AS DRAY FONTANA LANDED RIGHT BEHIND HIM!! Dray stumbles on his landing, but he quickly reaches down to grabs Viz by the ankle!!! ANKLE LOCK BY DRAY FONTANA!!!
Stew-O: WAIT NO!! VIZ IS SCRAMBLING AWAY AS HE TRIES TO ESCAPE!!
Jake Mercer: But Dray Fontana turns Viz around as Viz lays flat on his back with Dray still holding his ankle!! AND DRAY STOMPS DOWN ONTO THE STOMACH OF VIZ!! Dray locks his legs in with Viz.. FIGURE 4!!! FIGURE 4 LEG LOCK IS LOCKED IN ON THE VISUAL PROPHET RIGHT NOW!!!! Viz is screaming in pain! He’s trying to figure a way out!! The World Heavyweight Champion extends his arms outwards in hopes of grabbing the bottom rope, but it’s no use!! He isn’t close enough to get the rope break!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT LOOK!! The Visual Prophet is rotating his body! He’s trying to take control of this Figure 4 Leg lock by placing all of the pressure onto Dray Fontana’s legs! Viz is almost turned all the way around!! He’s about the reverse the pressure!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT DRAY FONTANA RELEASES THE FIGURE 4 BEFORE VIZ CAN TURN ALL THE WAY AROUND!! Viz still turns however, AND DRAY LOCKS IN A KNEE BAR!! KNEE BAR IS LOCKED IN ON THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! Dray Fontana is pulling back on that leg as hard as he can!! Viz is reaching for the ropes, but he can’t reach them!! What is he going to do!?!
Stew-O: That’s what he’s going to do!! Look! The Visual Prophet is crawling his way over to the ring ropes! He’s bear crawling with Dray Fontana wrenching at his knee!! The Visual Prophet is inching his way closer to those ropes!! He’s almost there!! HE GRABS IT!! HE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LOOK!! Dray Fontana is still keeping a hold of that knee as he doesn’t release the knee bar!!! Viz is screaming in pain as the referee tries to break up the hold!!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Fi-
Stew-O: And Dray Fontana releases the leg of the Visual Prophet! The referee goes over to talk to Dray Fontana about nearly hitting his five count, and while that’s going on, it’s clear to see that The Visual Prophet is in tremendous pain!
Jake Mercer: That’s right Stew! Big Viz may have gotten the rope break, but the damage to his knee may be too much for him to be a threat to Dray Fontana anymore.
Flannery McCoy: Dray Fontana and the referee are arguing right now about Dray’s actions in the ring. The fans are booing Dray heavily and Dray instantly ignores the referee! Dray walks over to the center of the ring and closes his eyes! He extends his arms out to the side and embraces the boos that he is getting from this crowd!!!
Jake Mercer: Dray does not care about the crowd booing him! They were the ones who doubted him over and over again, and now he’s the one that has their world heavyweight champion broken in the ring!!!!
(The Crowd instantly starts to cheer loudly as Dray still has his eyes closed. Dray keeps them closed, but it’s very noticeable that he looks confused about the recent change of heart from the fans.)
Jake Mercer: Open your eyes Dray!!
Stew-O: He does!! And look at what he sees!! It’s The Visual Prophet!! The Visual Prophet has made his way back up to his feet! Viz is leaning against the side ropes and barely able to stand on that knee!! Dray Fontana isn’t too happy about this sight!! He charges at Viz!!! RUNNING DISCUS LARIAT ONTO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION BY THE PURE CHAMPION!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! VIZ CATCHES DRAY BY WRAPPING HIS ARMS AROUND THE WAIST OF THE PURE CHAMP!! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY THE VISUAL PROPHET AS HE TOSSES DRAY FONTANA OUT OF THE RING AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!
(CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!)
Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME!!
(CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!)
Stew-O: Dray Fontana is completely out of it! He just got suplex from inside the ring and down to the thinly padded ringside floor!! Meanwhile, The Visual Prophet is back down onto the canvas of the ring and attending to his knee. Viz raises his head and sees Dray Fontana making minor movements on the outside!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four..
Flannery McCoy: And now Viz slides himself out of the ring. He limps on his hurt right knee, but he makes his way over to Dray Fontana. Fontana still has yet to make any major movements, but Viz manages to use his strength to lift Fontana back up to his feet!! The Visual Prophet now slides Fontana back into the ring as he follows inside and goes for the pin!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT BY THE PRINCE!!! THE PURE CHAMPION KICKS OUT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Wow! What resilience from Dray Fontana! The average person would not have been able to kick out after being suplexed to the ringside floor! The Visual Prophet slowly makes his way back up to his feet! He reaches down and grabs Dray Fontana! He lifts him up to his feet, then carries him on his back in a fireman’s carry position!! The Visual Prophet walks to the center of the ring with Dray on his back! The Visual Prophet’s knees are shaking! He’s breathing heavily!!! AIR BAE!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET IS SPINNING WITH DRAY FONTANA HELD IN A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION!! ONE ROTATION!! TWO!!! THREE!!! FOUR!!! FIVE!!! SIX!!! SEVE-
Jake Mercer: THE VISUAL PROPHET’S RIGHT KNEE BUCKLES AND HE DROPS DRAY FONTANA DOWN AS HE FALLS DOWN TO HIS HURT KNEE!!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet’s knee is too sore and too weak right now to be able to rotate with that much weight on it!! Viz tries to stand up, but the pain in his knee prevents him from doing so!! Meanwhile, we can see Dray Fontana slowly working his way up to his feet! AND HE GETS THERE!! Dray turns his head and sees The Visual Prophet struggling!! Dray now runs to the ropes!! He leaps!! UXU!!!!!! DRAY FONTANA JUST CONNECTED WITH THE DISASTER KICK JUST AS THE VISUAL PROPHET WAS GETTING BACK UP TO HIS FEET!!! THAT KICK SENDS VIZ RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS AND DRAY FONTANA GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!!! THE VISIUAL PROPHET GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!!!! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!!!
Stew-O: These two have pushed each other to their limits! They are both breathing heavily in the center of the ring, but it’s Dray Fontana who shows the first sign of movement! He slowly works his way up to his feet, then stumbles his way into a nearby corner!!
Flannery McCoy: Meanwhile, The Visual Prophet is slowly making his way up to his knees! Dray Fontana is stalking his prey right now!! He’s waiting for the Visual Prophet to get up to his feet!! Viz is almost there.. AND HE GETS UP TO HIS FEET!!
Jake Mercer: AND DRAY FONTANA CHARGES FROM BEHIND!!! FONTAN 97!!! DESTINO!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! The Visual Prophet grips Dray Fontana tightly and doesn’t allow him to snap his head back to the canvas!! Viz has Dray on his shoulders.. AND HE RUNS TOWARDS THE CORNER IN FRONT OF HIM AND DROPS DRAY FACE FIRST ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE IN A SNAKE-EYES-LIKE MANEUVER!!! Dray Fontana turns around groggily.. KISS TO THE HEAD!!!!! BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! IT CONNECTS AS DRAY DROPS RIGHT DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! The Visual Prophet now goes for the pin!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(’30 Day Run’ By Larry June hits, as the crowd erupts into cheers. The Visual Prophet slowly makes his way up to his feet as the referee grabs his hand and raises it in the air. The time keeper has his World Heavyweight Championship, as he hands Viz the world title through the ropes. The Visual Prophet then raises the championship belt high in the air! He follows up by climbing up onto the top turnbuckle and celebrates his hard earned victory in front of the cheering fans)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match by these two Champions! They both came out tonight and showed exactly why they hold the belts that they do! They both showed that champion’s mentality and took it to one another!
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, it was a great effort by Dray Fontana, but The Visual Prophet proved to be the better man tonight! I’m sure we’ll see these two matched up again sometime in the future!!
Stew-O: Well that’s going to conclude this episode of Friday Night Dynasty! Thanks for tuning in! We’ll see you next week as we get closer to Territorial Invasion!!!
(We see The Visual Prophet standing on the top rope with his World Heavyweight Championship raised up high. We then see Dray Fontana with the PURE Championship wrapped around his shoulder as he looks upset about the recent loss. He looks back as the last image we get is of Viz hopping off of the top rope and shaking out his legs before looking right back at Fontana with a smirk on his face. The screen then fades to black)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
