Matthew Graham
(EAW intro plays.)
(A recap of last week’s episode of Friday Night Dynasty as always, starts the show: The show starts with Ximena Velasquez coming out to the stage, solidifying her presence at Territorial Invasion and sending a warning to her official opponent that will be defending their Universal Women’s Championship, Ms. Extreme. Ms. Extreme then comes out and acknowledges her, but says that despite everything, she has never faced someone like her. Ximena decides to put this to the test, challenging her to face an opponent of her choosing the following week. Ms. Extreme, of course, accepts; contingent on the condition that she gets to choose an opponent for Ximena also, which she agrees to. The first match of the night is underway, seeing Solomon Stane go up against Johnny Andrews. After an intense match, in the end it’s Johnny that stands tall, persevering even when Solomon tried to cheat using two bodyguards. Bronson Daniels comes out and takes the time to talk about Andre Walker and everything that he’s been saying towards him. He plans for things to be different instead of what happened last year and ensures that he’s going to be the one to come out on top. Andre then comes out along with Albert Hitchman to say his piece, telling him the facts and it’s that he’s just so much better than he is. But to the surprise of many, The Visual Prophet comes out to the stage. He tells them that Andre is going to be occupied at Territorial Invasion, because he’s revealed to be the second person confirmed for Team Dynasty in the 3-on-3-on-3 match! Lisa Wren and Kensi are in action this week against two debuting competitors in the form of Black Shamrock and Seth Osiris. In a brutal back and forth match, in the end it’s Kensi and Lisa that come out on top, victorious. Harlow Reichert and Xavier Williams are then being interviewed by Michael Belfort, talking about their concerns for the lack of interest when it comes to StarrStan and the tag team division. They talk about the interest that Captain Charisma has to pick names to challenge for their titles at Territorial Invasion, and say they’ll be keeping a close eye on Voltage when it comes down to it. Xander Payne then comes out and gives a rundown on his reign so far, talking about what’s happened and how everyone that he’s beaten has been current and future Hall of Famers. The names continue to rack up with people that he’s beaten, and then inputs Andrea Valentine into the list. It causes Andrea to come out while both of them have a back and forth in words, Andrea tells Xander to keep downplaying her, he’ll see just how much of a threat she is once she beats two former World Champions later in the night. Domino Stone then has an interview where she talks about how much of a hot commodity that she’s been, before she’s interrupted by Sierra. Both of them have an argument which is joined by Lisa and Kensi who overhear them; all being watched by StarrStan who lurks in deep thought. Sierra then has a match with Domino where Domino seems to be inches away from winning, but in the end she catches the eye of Ximena, getting distracted long enough for Sierra to steal the victory. Backstage, Domino confronts Sierra and tells her without Ximena, she wouldn’t even be close to a victory. Before things could escalate though, it’s Starr that comes in and says that both of them should meet them in the ring next week for a proposition, instead of going against one another, working with one another. Bronson Daniels is then once again seen backstage, looking frustrated, before he’s stopped by none other than Jack Ripley. He says that he needs people heading into Brand Warfare who are motivated and driven, and Bronson fits the mold. Bronson is reluctant at first, but accepts and joins Jack’s team. Jack then finds himself in in-ring competition against Jonny Airhart, where after a hard-hitting bout, it’s Jack that ends out coming out on top. And in the main event, The Visual Prophet and SOSA Henderson go up against the team of Andrea Valentine and Xander Payne. After a few major miscommunications by the World Heavyweight Champion and the challenger, it’s Viz and SOSA that manage to come out on top, ending the recap from there.)
(Friday Night Dynasty then begins to open up tonight in the Amway Center located in Orlando, Florida. The Orlando crowd is going wild for the show to get underway, and their prayers are answered when ‘2nd Sucks’ by A Day To Remember blares through the speakers of the arena to the thunderous cheers from the crowd as we see none other than Dynasty General Manager, StarrStan making his way down the ramp and to the ring in a tailored suit and matching dress shoes as he holds an EAW Microphone in his hands. Following him are a dozen bodyguards with stoic looks on his face while Starr waves around. While Starr makes his entrance, the team of Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer begin to speak.)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, we are back with Friday Night Dynasty here in the Amway Center in Orlando, Florida!!! Tonight is going to feature some incredible matches such as Interwire Champion, Bronson Daniels and Brand Warfare Team Captain, Jack Ripley in the main event going up against the team of Andre Walker, and Team Dynasty Captain, The Visual Prophet in a highly anticipated tag team matchup!
Flannery McCoy: Not only that, but the EAW Universal Women’s Champion has made her way from Voltage to Dynasty tonight as Ms. Extreme goes up against the opponent that Ximena Velasquez chose for her the prior week, in the form of her sister-in-arms, Sierra.
Stew-O: Indeed, the number one contender for The Universal Women’s Championship, Ximena Velasquez chose Sierra to be Ms. Extreme’s opponent for tonight… And on Sunday it will be Ximena facing off against Ms. Extreme’s choice of Donovan Duke!!!
Jake Mercer: I’m excited to watch Sierra represent Dynasty as she gives a World Champion from another brand an L tonight! This is going to be a great night to be a Dynasty fan!!
Flannery McCoy: I normally don’t agree with you, Jake, but you are absolutely right! Tonight should be an incredible Dynasty!
Stew-O: But it looks like we’re starting off with StarrStan, as he has something important to say before we get into any of the action. Security Guards surround the ring, so you know this is something huge!!
(The crowd continues to go wild for the opening of Dynasty, as StarrStan looks up to this screaming crowd and smiles. He enjoys how loud it is inside of the Amway Center Arena for his brand especially when Territorial Invasion is right around the corner. StarrStan raises the microphone up to his lips, as the crowd quiets down to hear his announcement.)
StarrStan: Thank you everyone for your support tonight for Dynasty. I know each and every one of you is looking forward to the show, and we’ll get right to it, but before anything happens, I want to speak about some events that happened last week that really caught my attention. As you all know, Dynasty is filled with a tremendous amount of talent.. One of those talents happens to be none other than the rookie, Domino Stone. Last week, Michael Belfort gave her the floor, as he interviewed Domino about what she’s been wanting to say, and based on her words, it’s clear that she views herself as one of the baddest Elitists that we have here on Friday Nights and that she believes that she will find herself with championship gold soon. The Bone Collector has surely made a huge impression here on Dynasty since making her debut, and her claim isn’t out of the question, but the confidence that radiated out of her interview didn’t sit well with the veteran, Sierra.
(The crowd gives a mixed reaction after hearing Sierra’s name. After what happened last week during her match against Domino Stone, a majority of fans choose to boo The Queen.)
StarrStan: Yeah, Sierra definitely didn’t like what she heard when Domino Stone was talking about steamrolling her in their match that would follow this interview, so she interrupted it and told Domino she’s nothing special, and that she deserved to be up against better competition. Before Domino could respond, it was Lisa Wren and Kensi who came into the frame after hearing what Sierra had to say. Kensi and Lisa both feel that if anyone deserves an opportunity for championship gold and elite competition, that it’s them, and that everyone else should wait their turn in line. However, Sierra had something to say about that, as she’s tired of being stepped over by people she feels she is better than. All four of these women continued to argue about who deserves an opportunity, and as the General Manager of Dynasty, it brings a smile to my face to see how determined my Elitists are here on Friday Nights.
StarrStan: Yes, as a General Manager, this is definitely a problem that I’d love to have. The competitive tension between all of the members of my roster, as they try to do what they can to take their talents and their careers to the next level is something I love to see, and I took note of what took place between those four.. However, things started to escalate after Sierra pinned Stone following an altercation that happened between Domino Stone and Ximena Valesquez at ringside during the match. What happened in the ring nearly hit a boiling point backstage as the two went back and forth about what happened in the ring, but luckily I was there to calm everyone down for a brief moment. I told them that I have a proposal for them if they didn’t kill each other backstage last week, and that I’d explain in full right here, tonight, in Orlando, Florida!! So Domino Stone and Sierra.. Make your way down to the ring!!
(The camera pans over to the top of the stage where we see both Domino Stone and Sierra stepping out onto the stage with EAW Microphones in their hands. The crowd gives a loud reaction, as StarrStan keeps a huge smile on his face upon their arrival. Both Stone and Sierra walk down the ramp with their arms crossed, as they stare at the other with a mean look on their faces. They look as if they want to rip the other apart right here and right now, but they both understand that StarrStan has this proposal for them, and don’t want to ruin any opportunity that could come their way. The two Elitists make it to the ring, step inside, and wait for StarrStan to speak.)
StarrStan: Ladies!! It’s wonderful to have you here tonight. How are you two doing?
Domino Stone: It’s great! I’m glad to be out here tonight, especially with my best friend… Sierra! We listened to what you had to say and of course we backed off from one another, but that’s just what friends do!
StarrStan: Well-
Sierra: When will you shut up?! I am not your best friend in the slightest and I don’t know why you keep going on about this. You lost, I won, there’s nothing deep about it. Why couldn’t you just accept the loss like any normal human being?
Domino Stone: Aww, look who’s mad? Sierra is trying to call the shots! You’re lucky that I like you, or else all the bones in your body would be absolutely crushed by now! So quiet down honey, or I’ll have to break those teeth of yours along with that heart.
Sierra: You should break your own teeth and shut your mouth.. Maybe you would have won that match against me if that was the case.. Doubtful, but it definitely was that mouth of yours that screwed you over when you took your eyes off of me..
Domino Stone: Alright, you’re asking for it!
(Domino Stone and Sierra begin to step up to one another, but StarrStan gets between them. The camera pans out a little bit, as we can see that the security guards have all climbed up onto the apron in response to the sudden actions of Domino Stone and Sierra.)
StarrStan: Ladies!! Ladies!! Chill out right now.
(Domino Stone and Sierra both take a step back, as they turn their heads and see the security guards ready to take action. The tension between them both is still there, as they look at the other with dagger eyes. However, now it seems like they are done speaking towards one another and would rather listen to what StarrStan has to say.)
StarrStan: Thank you for cooperating.. Now onto that proposition. Like I said last week, all I need for you two to do is team up with one another.
Domino Stone: How the hell is that going to solve ANYTHING?
Sierra: Yeah, that just sounds ridiculous if you ask me..
StarrStan: Let me finish.. The reason I want you two to team up is because of this massive announcement. You see, I didn’t want to leave anyone in the dust when it came to total brand warfare. So me and my good friend, Captain Charisma, came up with a plan that could very well involve you too. At Clash of Kingdoms 2, Sierra and Domino Stone will be the first two contestants confirmed in a DYNASTY VERSUS VOLTAGE WOMEN’S DIVIDE AND CONQUER MATCH!
(The crowd goes wild for the announcement. Meanwhile, the mood from Domino Stone and Sierra shifts as they have a look of interest on their faces.)
StarrStan: That’s right. I want the both of you to compete in the Divide & Conquer Match. I heard what you had to say last week and how you deserved certain opportunities. Those words didn’t fall on deaf ears. I was right around the corner from your little argument and heard what I needed to hear. If you don’t remember, the last time we had the Divide & Conquer was back in 2019 where it became an impromptu New Breed Championship match that featured the likes of Darcy May Morgan, Jake Smith, and the eventual winner and New Breed Champion, Jenny Cien. Now I’m not saying that the New Breed Championship will be on the line, but if either of you were to come out on top as the sole survivor of the Divide & Conquer match, you can best believe that an opportunity will be awarded by yours truly. If you wish to let out a little frustration on each other and prove who truly is the better Elitist, then outlast everyone until you both are the final two and fight for that opportunity. Everyone wins. You get the opportunity.. And I don’t have to deal with the drama of an Elitist saying they didn’t get their shot.. I also get to show why Dynasty has the best talent in all of EAW so that’s a plus. So what do you say?
Domino Stone: I mean.. :notbad:
Sierra: I can’t argue with that offer..
StarrStan: Good!! More individuals will be announced as we head closer to Clash of Kingdoms, so be ready.. BUT if either of you lay even a finger on the other, then you can kiss your Divide & Conquer spot goodbye and someone can take your place.. Is that clear?
Domino Stone: Yeah..
Sierra: I’ll save it for when I beat you again in the match and stake my claim as the best in the women’s division, easy work.
(Domino Stone and Sierra once again lock eyes, as the tension rises in the ring. The security guards get closer to the ring, as they watch the action closely. The fans cheer loudly for the announcement, as the camera begins to pan away from the two determined Elitists staring at one another in the ring. After a moment, ‘Sacrifice’ by By Bebe Rexha hits, as the crowd instantly erupts into a mixed reaction. Domino Stone, Sierra, the security guards, and StarrStan all turn their heads towards the stage, as Kensi and Lisa Wren step out onto the stage with microphones in their hands. They stay at the top of the stage and begin to speak.)
Kensi: That was nice and all, but what about us?
Lisa Wren: We’re not normally the ones to complain about certain things that go on with this brand, but where are we anywhere in that proposition of yours?
Kensi: Yeah, you said it yourself. We were right there in that same argument with Sierra and Stone. I get that we weren’t a part of the drama that happened afterwards, but we deserve this opportunity more than they do. In my opinion, that seems to be a little unfair.
Lisa Wren: Yeah, we were there. You can’t just forget about us.
(StarrStan is seen scratching his bald head with an embarrassed look on his face as if he totally forgot.)
StarrStan: Ladies, it’s not that serious. You see, none of you like to let me finish. I was just about to inform everyone that the two other people confirmed in the match at Clash of Kingdoms… IS LISA WREN AND KENSI!
(The crowd begins to cheer for the announcement, while both Lisa and Kensi look towards one another with satisfied looks on their faces before turning to the stage. That positive expression then begins to grow sour as Kensi begins to speak.)
Kensi: :mjpls: Then why weren’t we called out to the ring like they were? You don’t have to lie Starr, we weren’t even a thought in your head when it came to this match. Even when we were involved in the little back and forth jabs last week, you didn’t pay attention to us and decided to capitalize on Sierra and Domino, so funny.
Lisa Wren: Yeah, that makes no sense to me either, Stripperella has a point. You got something to tell us, like the fact that we’re an afterthought on your own brand… mayo mutant?
(The embarrassed look on StarrStan’s face grows even more as he begins to scratch his bald head even harder.)
StarrStan: Umm.. Well-
(StarrStan looks at an imaginary watch on his forearms, then sets his arm back down.)
StarrStan: Would you look at that! We’ve spent too much time speaking about the Divide & Conquer Match. It’s best that we get on with the show!
(Both Lisa and Kensi look at one another and roll their eyes. It’s clear that they’re unhappy about it, but regardless they still got their match and are satisfied. ‘2nd Sucks’ once again blasts through the speakers while both Lisa and Kensi look back at the ring. Both Sierra and Domino have matching looks of disgruntled faces while they look towards the ramp. Even if that’s the case, they realize that they both have to work together to succeed. Sierra shakes her head while she leaves the ring, Domino just staring intently towards the two of them, while Dynasty then fades out to its first commercial break of the night from there.)
(A commercial is shown for Saturday Night Showdown featuring the Answers World Champion, King Kass going up against Charlie Marr. A man by the name of “Happy Malosi” interrupts the interview, but is immediately taken out as the broadcast continues.)
(‘Bow Down’ by I Prevail starts playing through the speakers, while the camera shows Seth Osiris stepping onto the stage with a serious expression on his face, gaining a mixed reaction from the crowd. He continues his way down the ramp, making his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: Making his way to the ring, from Swamps of Louisiana, weighing in at two hundred and twelve pounds… SETTTHHHHHH OSSSSIIIIRRRRRISSSSSS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Here comes Seth Osiris, the man who just came back a week ago. His return match didn’t go as planned for him, but he has the chance of bouncing back from that loss to Kensi and Lisa Wren alongside Black Shamrock in tag team action.
Stew-O: But to do that, he has to beat the debuting star, Khorri Daniels. We know that this is her debut in the ring, but who knows if she might pose a challenge to someone who’s dead set dead set redemption this week.
Jake Mercer: I doubt it, don’t you see him?! He looks like a fifty-year-old grandfather! I just don’t see him winning and I’ll be coming back to this when the decrepit senior ends up falling short.
Flannery McCoy: :comeagain:
(‘Everywhere’ by Chloe X Halle replaces ‘Bow Down’, as Khorri Daniels makes her debut approaching the stage with a smile on her face, crowd gains her with a loud mixed reaction. She poses on the stage while pyro shoots out from the stage, before she continues walking down the ramp and making her way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Making her way to the ring, from Chicago Illinois, weighing in at one hundred and fifteen pounds… ‘THE MOMENT,’ KHORRRRRIIIII DAAANNNNIEELLLLLLSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: And now comes the debuting Khorri Daniels, it’s clear that she’s more than ready for her debut match tonight, focused and motivated she knows what she has to do and how to accomplish it as well.
Flannery McCoy: We will see now if she will be able to beat Seth Osiris and win her debut match, or if Seth Osiris will regain the momentum after his loss last week. This match is completely unpredictable, but I can’t wait!
Stew-O: It’s clear on her face how ready she is, and that’s all what matters!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here is the bell, we are now underway. Khorri Daniels runs at Seth Osiris connecting with a Clothesline! Khorri starts climbing the top rope, as Seth is trying to get back up using the ropes. KHORRI WITH A DIVING FRONT DROPKICK!
Flannery McCoy: And now Khorri with an early cover!
Referee: ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWOOOOOO-
Jake Mercer: Seth with a quick kick out. Khorri immediately starts getting him in a Cross Armbar position, and she locks it in! Seth Osiris is in pain trying to free himself but he can’t, as Khorri is locking it in not allowing him to move!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SETH LIFTS KHORRI UP, WHILE IT’S LOCKED IN, CONNECTING WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! INTO THE COVER!
Referee: ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Stew-O: Khorri with a kick out. Seth gets up, as he starts picking up Khorri- BUT KHORRI SUDDENLY WITH A FOREARM SMASH! Seth holds his nose in pain, as he backs off rebounding. He runs at Khorri attempting a Clothesline, but Khorri ducks underneath, as she runs towards the opposite ropes Seth is running towards. SETH SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES AS HE CONNECTS WITH A SPRINGBOARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! THE SPRINGBOARD EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO KHORRI!!!
Jake Mercer: Seth starts getting up Khorri. He Irish Whips her into the ropes, Khorri rebounds, Seth connects with a Flapjack! Khorri lands on her face, she is holding it so hurt. Seth grabs the downded Khorri Daniels in the middle of the ring by her hands, Seth starts climbing the top rope… ELBOW DROP TO KHORRI!! OSIRIS WITH A COVER!
Referee:
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHRRRREEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: Khorri gets the shoulder up! The angry expression is clear on Seth Osiris’ face. Seth gets Khorri up to her feet, he tries to get her in a Reverse DDT position- No! Khorri elbows his nose hard, Seth holds his nose in pain, BEFORE KHORRI CAN CONNECT WITH A SIT-OUT FACEBUSTER!! SHE IMMEDIATELY FLIPS OVER SETH AND LOCKS A CROSSFACE! SETH TRIES TO GRAB HER HANDS, BUT FAILS AS SHE DOES NOT ALLOW HIM TO DO SO! SETH CAN’T DO ANYTHING AT THE MOMENT. He tries to elbow Khorri’s face but she moves her head away but still has it in! BUT SETH CRAWLS TO THE ROPES AS HE GRABS IT!!!
Stew-O: Khorri releases the hold, as Seth is holding his face looking tired. Khorri gets him up, she throws him outside the ring. She wastes no time after seeing him starting to get up using the announcing table, as she rebounds… SUICIDE DIVE TO SETH!! THE SUICIDE DIVE TO OSIRIS CONNECTS AS HE THEN HITS THE ANNOUNCING TABLE!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Jake Mercer: Khorri gets back up to her feet as she starts picking up Seth, she Irish Whips him into the ring post powerfully! Seth holds his face so hurt. Khorri grabs him, she throws him in the ring.
Referee: SIX! SEVEN!
Jake Mercer: She slides in.
Flannery McCoy: BUT SETH RUNS AT HER WITH A CLOTHESLINE- SHE DUCKS UNDERNEATH, SHE QUICKLY JUMPS ON THE ROPES SPRINGBOARDING AS SETH TURNS… TORNADO DDT TO SETH! IT CONNECTS! KHORRI COVERS SETH!!
Referee:
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: And Seth with a kick out! Khorri gets Seth up, Snap Suplex- NO! SETH OSIRIS TURNS THE TABLES AND USES KHORRI’S MOMENTUM AGAINST HER!!!! HE KNEES KHORRI’S HEAD HARDLY! Khorri puts him down to his feet again, Seth punches her so hard, as she rebounds running towards Seth, OSIRIS CONNECT WITH THE TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER!!!
Jake Mercer: Seth starts climbing the top rope, he waits for Khorri to get up. Khorri does not get up as Seth has an angry expression on his face- Khorri wisely rolls out of the ring while she is down, but she gets back up to her feet using the barricade, as Seth gets off the top rope. BUT HE WASTES NO TIME RUNNING TOWARD THE ROPES REBOUNDING, SUICIDE DIVE TO KHORRI!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!
Flannery McCoy: Khorri is down, but he is not done yet, as he slides back in the ring. He climbs the top rope going for what he was going for before, Khorri starts getting up to her feet with the help of the barricade, SETH CONNECTS WITH A DIVING CLOTHESLINE TO KHORRI IN THE OUTSIDE!!
Referee: FIVE! SIX! SEVEN!
Stew-O: Seth gets up, he picks up Khorri by the hair throwing her in, as he slides in. BEFORE KHORRI RUNS AT HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE- NO! SETH DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AS KHORRI TURNS- DISCUS LARIAT BY SETH!! IT CONNECTS!!! SETH WITH THE COVER!!!!
Referee:
ONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: Khorri somehow manages to kick out! Seth is looking completely angry after what just happened. He picks her up, HE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES… SETH WITH THE REVERSE TORNADO DDT!! BOTH competitors are down, Seth is catching his breath for some seconds as he gets up slowly. He waits for Khorri to get up, she doesn’t get up as she is down tired holding her head in pain. But Seth wastes no time getting her up, HE GOES FOR A ‘GOD’S GREAT GRIMACE,’ IT CONNECTS!!!! THE PUMPHANDLE SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER CONNECTS!! SETH FALLS ONTO THE COVER!!
Referee:
ONNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD! DID KHORRI JUST PUT HER LEG ON THE BOTTOM ROPE? Seth can’t believe it as he looks so tired and angry. And now Seth goes to the corner, as he starts climbing the top rope. SETH OSIRIS HITS A ‘DEAD AT DAWN!’ THE SHOOTING STAR CUTTER CONNECTS- NO! KHORRI MOVES AWAY, AS SETH LANDS ON HIS STOMACH SO HARD! Khorri gets up fast, she immediately runs at him before he can even get up. KHORRI CONNECTS WITH A KAMIGOYE!!!!! THE ‘ALL THINGS GO’ CONNECTS!!
Stew-O: Khorri is not done yet! She grabs Seth to the middle of the ring, as she gets him up lifting him up, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A FISHERMAN DRIVER!!! THE ‘KONCLUSIONS’ TO SETH!! OSIRIS IS OUT! KHORRI HOOKS THE LEG!! CAN KHORRI FINISH ALL OF THIS AND WIN HER DEBUT MATCH?
Referee:
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Everywhere’ by Chloe X Halle plays through the speakers once again as Khorri rolls off Seth with a clear smile on her face as she gets up. The Referee holds up her hand, declaring her as the winner. Khorri then makes her way up the top rope, spreading her arms out with a big smirk on her face, celebrating her victory.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… KHORRI DANIELS!
Flannery McCoy: Impressive debut victory here tonight by none other than Khorri Daniels! What a match we have seen between these two! In the end only one of them could win and it was the one that was going to go the distance to make sure that it happened.
Jake Mercer: I told you the old head ain’t winning shit!
Stew-O: Well, he did show up tonight. He gave it everything, but Khorri Daniels was more ready. A bright future is ahead for the debutee, the potential is immense for someone like her.. Congratulations to Khorri Daniels!
(A commercial is shown for The Fast & The Furious 10 starring Xander Payne, where Dom Toretto and the family use him as a balloon to send their cars to the moon.)
(Dynasty then comes back from commercial break as the camera cuts to Stephie Love standing in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Sing For The Moment’ by Eminem hits while Johnny Andrews struts out to the stage with a smirk on his face. The crowd showers him with boos while he shakes his head and simply poses at the center of the stage before he then begins to make his way down the ramp and to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Los Angeles, California weighing in at 215 pounds he is “The Guru of Greatness” JOOOOOOHNNNNNNYYYY ANDRRRRRREWSSSSSS!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes Johnny Andrews who’s had an impressive few weeks in EAW so far. Getting off of wins against Griff Warner and Solomon Stane, Johnny seems to be rebounding like no other.
Jake Mercer: HEY HEY HO HO! BLACK SHAMROCK NEEDS TO GO! That song is off his critically acclaimed album, Self-Titled. He’s a great musician by the way.
(‘Written In My Hellfire (Mashup)’ plays up to even louder boos upon seeing Black Shamrock make his way out to the stage with a serious look on his face. He looks intently towards the ring, before beginning to make his way down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Dublin, Ireland weighing in at 267 pounds he is “The Bad Lad” BLLLLLLLLLLLACK SHAMRRRRRRROCK!!!
Flannery McCoy: Black Shamrock last week didn’t fare well in tag team action against the team of Kensi and Lisa Wren, but now he looks to rebound and get back on track in his second match. He seems ready to kill at this point, the question is, will his opponent survive?
Jake Mercer: Well most of his opponents haven’t. You know back in 1955 in Vietnam he was responsible for massacring and entire vil-
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: I wasn’t fin-
Stew-O: Oh but you were.
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Black Shamrock and Johnny Andrews lock up in the ring after circling around each other for a moment. No wait Shamrock ducks under the lock up and drives his knee hard into the gut of Johnny! Johnny hit with a clubbing blow to the back from Shamrock and staggers into the corner. Shamrock slams his head into the turnbuckle. Andrews turns around defiantly only to be hit with a series of hard right hands from the big man. Andrews unable to stay on his feet as he drops to his knee in the corner amidst a series of hard blows from Shamrock. Eventually he is on his ass in the corner getting a mudhole stomped in him from this big lad. He is choking him out now with his boot but the referee is having none of that.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! BREAK IT UP!
Stew-O: Black Shamrock breaks it up and pulls Johnny Andrews out of the corner. He whips him across the ring! LARIATOOOOOOOO!!! No! Johnny ducks beneath and grabs Shamrock from behind taking him down with a Twisting Neckbreaker! Suddenly the tide may be turning as Shamrock trips while standing up falling into the corner and now Andrews getting his revenge! Hammering away relentlessly at Shamrock in the corner. Andrews will not let up and the referee may have to get involved again! Shamrock down as Andrews is stomping away at him repeatedly. He jumps up to the middle rope… SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK INTO THE CORNER!!! Shamrock holding his gut in pain as he staggers out of the corner and falls into the ropes. But Andrews back on him with a hard uppercut nearly sending his opponent up and over the top rope!
Jake Mercer: Johnny Andrews runs the ropes as he comes charging back across with a Running Lariat!!! THis time he gets all of it! LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Black Shamrock sent flipping over the top rope to the outside where he sprawls across the floor. Johnny Andrews not done as he hops up to the apron. Shamrock slowly getting back up….
Flannery McCoy: SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE COMES CRASHING DOWN ON BLACK SHAMROCK ON THE OUTSIDE! WE GOTTA GET A REPLAY ON THAT SPECTACULAR MANEUVER!!!
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!!
Stew-O: Both men have become deceased here tonight as they lay on the outside in pain with the referee beginning that count of tens.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!
Jake Mercer: But both men somehow make it back into the ring before the count of ten! Black Shamrock ducks another Lariat from Johnny Andrews and grabs him from behind using his size and strength to flat out wrestle Andrews to the ground. Headlock is applied as Andrews is trapped grimacing in pain on the mat. Shamrock has taken control of this thing but Andrews will not give up as he is fighting back up to his feet! He hits a series of elbows but Shamrock breaks the Headlock in order to take his head off with a Running Bicycle Kick! Instead of going for the cover he traps his opponent down on the mat once more in that Headlock. Shamrock realizes that he can control this match as long as he keeps Johnny trapped and grounded. But Johnny will not make that easy! He grabs the ropes and the referee forces the break!
Referee: LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: Both men back up as Johnny Andrews ducks a Running Big Boot from Black Shamrock. Johnny off the ropes with a Big Boot of his own! But Shamrock easily blocks it holding his leg. Johnny jumps up flipping and kicking Shamrock’s head! Shamrock falls down rolling out of the ring to catch his breath. Johnny runs across the ring… TOPE CON HILOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! He gets all of it! Shamrock driven into the barricade at ringside and he looks to be in much pain after taking that running flying assault from his opponent! Both men down on the outside once again as the referee starts that ten count up again. It would be a shame if this match were to end in a double countout…
Stew-O: Somehow Black Shamrock is the first one to get back up. How did Johnny Andrews manage to hurt himself more than his opponent there? The resilience of Shamrock is commendable for sure! Shamrock pulls Andrews back up and Spears him back first into the turnbuckle pole on the outside his head hitting on the back on the pole. That looked painful! Andrews slams the front of his head into the apron. The hardest part of the ring! He then tosses his opponent back into the ring and goes for the first cover of this match!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: Kickout by Johnny Andrews! He is holding his head in pain but he is still fighting on! But Black Shamrock now sees a weak spot and begins stomping on the back of Andrews’ head which just was rammed into the metal post on the outside of the ring. Shamrock continues to kick at Andrews who tries to pull himself up on the ropes to little avail. Andrews stumbles across the ring landing on his hands and knees. Shamrock runs out of the corner with a high speed Punt Kick to the skull just absolutely destroying Andrews who has to be knocked unconscious! But Shamrock not actually going for the cover!
Black Shamrock: I AM A FORMER 4DW CHAMPION AND YOU WILL ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: This man Black Shamrock is just showing off and bragging about his credentials outside of EAW! He could have had this match won! Oh now I guess he’s going for the cover…
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: But Johnny Andrews kicks out! Black Shamrock has to be regreting that showboating about now… He slams his hands down angrily on the mat as he gets up and begins to stomp on Johnny Andrews’ head once more. NO!
Jake Mercer: Johnny Andrews grabs the leg of Black Shamrock and twists him down into an Ankle Lock out of nowhere!!! Holy shit where did this come from! He has it locked in! Shamrock is about to tap out!!!
Flannery McCoy: Black Shamrock raises his hand in the air an-
Stew-O: He slams his fist down! He won’t tap out! He throws his opponent forward flipping Johnny Andrews across the ring! Black Shamrock is back up!
Jake Mercer: But Johnny Andrews landed on his feet!!!
Flannery McCoy: JOHNNY ANDREWS CONNECTS WITH THE SKULL CRACKER!!! BLACK SHAMROCK BTFO!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. JOHNNNNNNNYYYYYY ANDRRRRREEWWWWWSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
(‘Sing For The Moment’ by Eminem hits as the crowd begins to boo in response to Johnny Andrews popping up to his feet with a smile on his face. The referee makes his way over and raises his hand in victory while Johnny starts his celebration around the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: Johnny did it! He overcame Black Shamrock and emerged victorious!!!
Stew-O: Black Shamrock put in his best effort and gave it his, but in the end it was Johnny that pulled through and got the victory. Congratulations to Johnny on the victory!
Jake Mercer: NO! BLACK SHAMROCK SHOULD HAVE WON! HE SURVIVED THE IRISH FAMINE AND IS A STRONG MAN! JOHNNY CHEATED!
Flannery McCoy: Nah.
Jake Mercer: :mjcry: !!!
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring Albert Hitchman attempting the crate challenge but causing an earthquake instead.)
(Dynasty fades to the backstage area where Jack Ripley can be seen in his entrance gear, preparing for his upcoming match. Not long after he would bump into the person he chose for his Brand Warfare team last week, Bronson Daniels, who also is wearing his entrance gear along with the Interwire Championship around his waist.)
Bronson Daniels: Aye man, I’m seeing Voltage and Showdown starting to form their teams, and we’re obviously a bit behind on that so I think this is the right moment to discuss that.
Jack Ripley: I wouldn’t really worry about that. I know this is my first time being a captain, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know what I’m doing, because I really do. Showdown and Voltage will stack their teams and then I will plan accordingly and match them. We don’t need to rush things.
Bronson Daniels: That’s good to hear. There’s some great talents on Dynasty that we could absolutely recruit for our team, and I’m sure you’ve been looking at everybody.
Jack Ripley: Of course man, there’s many future stars on the roster that we can look towards recruiting and I’ve been looking at each one of them closely. I don’t want to lose the match especially as the team captain, and I’m sure you don’t want to lose either.
Bronson Daniels: For sure man, after getting slighted over Andre by Viz, I have a chip on my shoulder and I want to bring my absolute best into the match and make Viz regret his decision.
Jack Ripley: Yeah, I certainly agree with you. That situation sucked and I wouldn’t wanna live that embarrassment you had to suffer, but on the bright side it just let me pick you up, and that’s a great opportunity.
(Bronson nods in agreement.)
Bronson Daniels: Speaking of the WarGames situation, I’m sure quite like me, you’re very serious going into this tag match between Team Brand Warfare and Team WarGames.
Jack Ripley: I share the same feeling. We both need this win not only for us, but also for our team. If we want the Dynasty Brand Warfare team to be legitimized more than ever, then we get this win. Both Viz and especially Andre have had a ton of shit to talk this week and proving them wrong is what we want to do.
Bronson Daniels: I feel you man, I have my fair share of beef with Andre Walker but he cost you the match that you had won at Operation: Doomsday and if it wasn’t for him and Albert Hitchman right now you would be facing me. We’re both ready for any tricks like that though and we won’t let that senile fatass do that shit.
(Jack has a grin on his face.)
Jack Ripley: I’ll kick the brains out of him. Andre Walker and The Visual Prophet both are good competitors no matter how you put it and personal feelings aside a win over them can only help us. I always look at the competition as beatable no matter who it is because of my abilities and I have proved that time and time again. The competition ahead of us later on tonight is a pretty tall task, but it doesn’t mean it’s something that can’t be conquered because both of us have conquered tall tasks in the past, that’s why we’re as successful as we are. All we have to do, is stay on the same page. That should be easy… right?
Bronson Daniels: Yeah dude, of course, despite the obvious differences that both of us have had in the past, both of us know the goal that is at hand. We both have to step it up a notch because the road ahead isn’t going to be as easy as it may seem. We were once rivals who couldn’t look each other in the eyes but no matter what, I always had a sense of respect for you Jack, and I appreciate this opportunity. So now? We go ahead and get the win for our team. Tonight, and at Territorial Invasion.
(Jack lets out a proud expression at Bronson’s words.)
Jack Ripley: All we need is a decision on the other three members on Team Dynasty, and we will be set. For now, I got a gut feeling that a former Answers World Champion and the current Interwire Champion will suffice for–
(Jack gets interrupted by someone landing in front of them off a production crate. Both Bronson and Jack look in confusion upon seeing Johnny Andrews, hot off a match, looking at the two of them with a smile on his face.)
Johnny Andrews:: Hey hey ho ho Jack Ripley, you could use someone like me on your team!
Jack Ripley: Welp… that’s one way to make an entrance.
Bronson Daniels: Dude…
Johnny Andrews: Nope! Hear me out!! I am a PERFECT fit for the Brand Warfare team! Look at me, I’m a parkour god! If anyone was to eliminate one of you two, I would jump and break that pin up instantly! You need a flashy move to amp up the crowd and eliminate anybody, I can hit a Quadruple Rotation 1260 Senton!
Bronson Daniels: :skip:
Jack Ripley: Alright cool down Xander Payne.
Johnny Andrews: That’s an insulting comparison honestly. :lupe: But other than a parkour god, I’m also a fighting god! Did you know I once played the Winter Soldier and beat the shit out of Nightwing!!!!
Bronson Daniels: Didn’t Nightwing win?
Johnny Andrews: It was a script! But the punches were real. I was beating them boys down harder than you did in the MMA. :whew: But guess what else I can do, I’m a very talented singer. I once dissed Bad Bunny and he considered retirement! I will sing in the middle of that ring and everybody from the other teams will lay down. I’m not done though, I’m also a goat talker and can outpromo everybody! You see me posting a thousand videos for the most obscure opponents ever, that’s the consistency you need!
Jack Ripley: Finally, a good point.
Johnny Andrews: Thank you Jackerton The Ripler!
Jack Ripley: Please do not call me that.
Johnny Andrews: Alright look man, I would be an amazing choice and would be honored to be the third member of your team!
Jack Ripley: How can I even trust you? You’ve been here for like 2 months, you haven’t had the best track record and you seem like a very egomaniacal person. That’s the last thing a team needs.
Johnny Andrews: :roman: I have no idea what you’re talking about. You must’ve gotten me confused. Maybe with Andre Walker? I’m sexier than him. 🤔 I’m stronger, also.
Jack Ripley: Umm…
Johnny Andrews: Look Jackie Chan, ever since Operation: Doomsday things have been looking up for me, I nearly won that Universal Women’s Championship opportunity and I kinda wish I did because I love women so representing them would’ve been an honor. Anywho, I’ve re-calibrated and I couldn’t be any better especially after the three wins that I’ve been accumulating in the past few weeks, first over Griff Warner, then over Solomon Stane, and finally over Black Shamrock just a few minutes ago!
Jack Ripley: I won’t lie to you bro, I have never heard those names before.
Johnny Andrews: Exactly! I beat them so hard that your memory of them was erased! If there’s one essential piece that you need for Brand Warfare, it’s me, Johnny Andrews.
(The camera focuses on Bronson Daniels who’s been facepalming the entire time. He then takes his hand off his head and gets into the conversation.)
Bronson Daniels: :francis: Look Jack, honestly, you do whatever, I’m out of here.
(Bronson leaves the scene to Jack’s surprise and Johnny’s determination to show the Interwire Champion that he would be the right choice for the team.)
Jack Ripley: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/852921704841740299/880505375403683880/20200820_190725.jpg
Johnny Andrews: He’ll for sure brighten up. He has yet to find the light. :wow:
Jack Ripley: Okay look, he might be overreacting. I’ll tell you this man, you have potential, but you don’t have the experience to tap into it. I’m here to help with that. You haven’t made the best impression, and that’s fine, it’s something to iron out at least. All I know is that I need the most hungry, driven competitors for this Brand Warfare match, and there’s no room for error.
Johnny Andrews: You got this, Jack! You’re my childhood hero!
Jack Ripley: You must be 12 then.
Johnny Andrews: Anyways, am I in??
(Jack lets out a little laugh before patting Johnny on the back.)
Jack Ripley: You’re a funny guy, don’t fuck it up.
Johnny Andrews: :lupe: !!!!!!!
Jack Ripley: Welcome to the team.
Johnny Andrews: :wow: !!! I’m so honored to be on the team, Jack! I promise you will not be disappointed!
Jack Ripley: Yeah, no worries. Now get out of here.I have a match to prepare for.
(Johnny Andrews rubs his hands together with a smirk on his face while he walks off, leaving Jack to his own digression as he continues to warm up and prepare for his match. From there, Dynasty then transitions to elsewhere.)
[LISA WREN DEFEATS SOLOMON STANE – TBP ASAP SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE]
(A commercial is shown for EAW 24: Starring Myles and his journey to the Cash in The Vault match at Pain For Pride. Join the New Eden member and his supporting cast of the Landerson family where he works hard to make sure that he comes out with the briefcase to fulfill the New Eden prophecy.)
( Dynasty fades back in from break and cuts down to the ringside area. Stephie Love is standing by and flashes the camera a bright smile. )
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… PLEASE WELCOME THE EAW UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… XAVIER WILLIAMS AND HARLOW REICHERT!
( “Witches Burn” by The Pretty Reckless begins to blast across the PA system. When Harlow steps out, the crowd greets her with a mixed reaction. She doesn’t acknowledge it and waits on the stage as her music fades out. “It Has Begun” begins to play, and of course, that music belongs to Harlow’s partner, Xavier. He joins her on stage and after the two share a sweet smile with one another, they begin to make their way down the ramp and towards the ring. )
Stew-O: Well last week on Voltage, Captain Charisma placed his bets and two random Elitists were selected via lottery to face the Unified Tag Team Champions at Territorial Invasion.
Flannery McCoy: That’s right, Stew-O. Candice Blair is set to team with the newcomer Danny Tanner, and in my opinion, they have been faced with an almost impossible task. Xavier Williams is an EAW Hall of Famer and former Pain for Pride headliner. The laundry list of names he has feuded with and defeated is literally a who’s who when it comes to EAW A-listers. I mean absolutely no disrespect to Candice Blair and Danny Tanner when I say this, but who are they compared to some of Xavier’s previous opponents?
Jake Mercer: :skip: The fuck you mean?
(Xavier and Harlow then make their way into the ring, Xavier holding down the ropes for Harlow to enter inside. Both of them take a microphone from the timekeeper’s area before they then begin to make their way towards the center of the ring. “It Has Begun” then begins to fade out from there while Xavlo glances at one another before Xavier begins to speak.)
Xavier Williams: I’m sure it’s self explanatory why we’re out here tonight, we said we’d keep a close eye on the Voltage brand last week, and now we find ourselves with challengers for our Tag Team Championships at Territorial Invasion. While I could be satisfied knowing that both of us finally have gotten what we’ve desired these past few weeks, and that’s people stepping up to the plate and challenging us. I can’t help but notice specifically the type of competition that we’ve been given either. While it’s true that we welcome all challengers to prove that anyone and everyone can step up and be met with immediate disappointment upon their arrival, I can’t help but be unimpressed by what the tag team lottery has given us, Danny Tanner and Candice Blair.
Harlow Reichert: Said it before, and I think this further proves our point. A random drawing with the majority of the roster thrown in against their will doesn’t really pose much of a challenge to our Championships. Don’t get me wrong, it’s quite flattering that another brand would go out of their way to find challengers for us that wouldn’t be found on Friday Night Dynasty even if we tried. But all that suspense knowing that it was going to be revealed on Voltage, was met with a very anticlimactic result. But let’s be honest, what’s new? The tag team division has been nothing less than an afterthought in the eyes of StarrStan compared to anything else here on Dynasty. If it wasn’t for us practically begging for a challenger because nobody was willing to line up for it, nobody would’ve even taken notice to begin with. While I’m glad Voltage took the time out of their day to do that, a part of me believes that Captain Charisma drew those names to be our challengers because he had to.
Xavier Williams: Nobody else was going to do it for him, because it’s not like a challenger is just going to come naturally, especially looking at the state of the tag team division. One of the many problems that we addressed last week, some things just never change even with the circumstance. But in hindsight? That’s fine, that’s okay. It never mattered to us who was going to be our opponents, we just wanted one to begin with. Regardless of who it was going to be, it’s not like it matters in the first place. You could’ve drawn names out of a hat or brought in people that we’ve already defeated like IDOL-GUN, the result still stays the same. It ends with us standing on top, still your Unified Tag Team Champions.
Harlow Reichert: We’ve elevated these Championships just by holding them and we’ve proven ourselves to be the best in the tag division when it comes down to the facts. Despite the situation that we find ourselves in, we know we have a job to do when it comes down to the wire. Who knows, Candice and Danny might surprise us and actually put up a fight, but it won’t be enough to accomplish their intended purpose, and that’s taking the titles off of us. When we say that we’re going to be holding these for a long time, we mean it. It means that any match that we have, any competition that might pop up from wherever, it all ends the same. It ends with us on the very top. Still, your Unified Tag Team-
(Before Harlow can finish, her words are interrupted by ‘Loser’ by Charles Hamilton which blasts through the speakers of the arena. The crowd goes absolutely nuts for Danny Tanner while he makes his way out to the stage. He looks around for a moment, fluttering his eyes, he seems to be a little shocked by the reaction this Dynasty crowd is giving him. He looks towards the stage, taking a few deep breaths, before boldly making his way down the ramp and towards the ring from there.)
Stew-O: And here he comes, Danny Tanner has arrived on Friday Night Dynasty! The crowd is absolutely eating him up at the moment, it’s clear that they love the presence of Danny here tonight. And to be frank, it’s kind of surprising to see the confidence that Danny has even daring to interrupt the Unified Tag Team Champions.
Flannery McCoy: :wow: He believes in himself and he knows that the Unified Tag Team Championships are a once in a lifetime opportunity, that’s just something that he needs to make the best of. His partner, Candice Blair isn’t here tonight, so it’s clear he did this on his own, but nonetheless, it’ll be great to hear what he has to say towards the two of them.
Jake Mercer: Do you not know who the fearless Danny Tanner is?! This is a man that has slayed beasts and dragons and completely demolished them with the strength of the gods! Puny mortals like Xavier and Harlow pose no threat to him! If you ask me? They’re finito.
(Danny then stops at the bottom of the ramp, hyping up the crowd this time while they continue to cheer. Danny then takes a deep breath while ‘Loser’ begins to fade out. Danny begins to make his way up the steel steps, microphone in hand, while he stands on the apron and looks at the two of them with a confident smile on his face.)
Danny Tanner: Now I don’t know if it’s the adrenaline that I got making my way down the ramp or the sheer bravery that I had to come out here in the first place, but a part of me can’t seem to agree with what you two have to say towards me and my luscious tag team partner! If you want me to be honest with you, I don’t believe the two of you should be brushing off me and Candice so early. I understand that both of you are frustrated, and while you may perceive this as a tag team whimsily chosen to satisfy, we’re the best that you could get. Sure there have been points that it hasn’t gone my way, luck has never been one to stay on my side for long. But one thing for sure, I know an opportunity when I see one, and that’s definitely one to admire. It’s definitely a shocker even after a week to subside with the fact that I’m fighting for Championship gold, but here I am. And just like Candice, I don’t plan on holding back!
(Danny has a bright smile on his face, this time entering into the ring and getting face-to-face with the Champions. He stares at them for a good moment while the crowd goes berserk, before realizing who he’s in the ring with. He quickly takes a step back and shakes his head.)
Danny Tanner: I believe that me and Candice have a firm chance at taking the Tag Titles away from you! Sure I may seem like a loser, and in some cases, maybe you’re right, but that doesn’t mean I’m just going to lay down for anyone. I’ve had an entire supporting cast of characters guiding me throughout my Elite Answers Wrestling anime arc, and I don’t plan to let them down, I’m too far gone to do that. I’m sure Candice is just as excited as I am to get this, and one thing for certain she knows what it’s going to take! So if anything, YOU TWO should be the ones concerned about your chances!
Xavier Williams & Harlow Reichert: 🙄
Stew-O: :lupe: Um… do you guys see what I’m seeing?
(While Danny continues to run his mouth, to the unamused looks of the Unified Tag Team Champions, the crowd begins to roar into cheers. From behind, none other than Candice Blair is seen hopping the barricade and slowly beginning to slide into the ring. Danny glances at Candice for a slight moment before turning back to the two of them. Xavier and Harlow look in confusion before they turn around upon instinct.)
Flannery McCoy: CANDICE BLAIR FROM BEHIND WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW OF HARLOW TAKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: IT’S GOING DOWN IN CHINATOWN, LOOK AT DANNY TAKING THE TIME TO RUN TOWARDS AN UNEXPECTING XAVIER WILLIAMS AND LUNGE TOWARDS HIM! BUT XAVIER JUST PUNCHED HIM IN THE MOUTH DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! AND LOOK! HE’S BAILING OUT LIKE A PUSSY WOULD DO!
(Danny quickly rolls out of the ring and stumbles up the ramp. Candice peeks her head up and looks at the situation, before rolling out of the ring and following him, despite her being ready for a fight between the four of them. Harlow slowly helps herself back up to her feet, Xavier kneeling down and checking to make sure that she’s okay while Candice and Danny gloat. If anything, Xavlo seem to be shocked at the boldness of their challengers. Candice then puts an arm around Danny to help him back up and also continue to hype him up even more, but Danny crumbles down to the ground and nearly falls to pieces upon Candice even slightly touching him. It’s the last shot seen before Dynasty then fades out to elsewhere.)
(The scene begins as we see StarrStan inside his office sitting behind his desk as he looks mildly annoyed while shuffling papers. Next we hear a knock at his door as he doesn’t even lift his head to respond.)
StarrStan: Yeah, come in. The door’s unlocked.
(The person indeed comes in as it’s revealed to be SOSA Henderson. StarrStan does a double take as his eyes light up.)
SOSA Henderson: Sup, baldy.
StarrStan: Ah, SOSA Henderson. Glad you could stop by. I asked you here to commend you and tell you to your face that I was very proud of your performance at Operation: Doomsday. I know you didn’t get the outcome you expected and I feel the disappointment that you may have but you should not feel ashamed of the loss you ended up taking from Xander Payne because you put on one hell of a show!
SOSA Henderson: Hmm.
StarrStan: Huh?
SOSA Henderson: You brought me in here just so you can give me back handed compliments and dick ride me while also reminding me that I lost to that tub of lard?
StarrStan: Wait, no.
SOSA Henderson: You asked me to come here just so you can passive aggressively shit on me and hype up my loss because it was “a good loss” or some shit?
StarrStan: Patience, SOSA. I didn’t mean to offend at all. I know you aren’t in the best of moods but just listen, please. I believe wholeheartedly that you are one of the most talented performers in EAW and a superstar here on Dynasty. An old friend of mine would consider you a TRUE DYNASTY TALENT and I appreciate you putting it all on the line regardless of you leaving as the winner at Operation: Doomsday or not. I know what you are capable of. I’m 100% aware of your impact on this industry. You may not have won the World Heavyweight Championship at Operation: Doomsday but you WILL undoubtedly be in line for future World Championships again. Your future is still very bright here, Henderson.
SOSA Henderson: …You think so?
StarrStan: I know so!
SOSA Henderson: I don’t know so. I don’t know what my future holds. I don’t know what plans to even enact right now. I’m just a guy floating right now. I highly doubt you will respect me enough to insert me into this Andrea and Xander title match, right? Exactly. So…what the fuck do I have to look forward to? Territorial Invasion is right around the corner and I’m stuck with my hands in my own pockets kicking the can down the fucking road and shit.
*KNOCK KNOCK*
StarrStan: Perfect timing.
SOSA Henderson: Perfect timing for what?
StarrStan: This is why I said be patient, SOSA. You said the magic words; Territorial Invasion IS right around the corner, correct. Go ahead and step outside that door and meet your Territorial Invasion fate, Henderson!
(SOSA turns around and slowly opens the door as he sees The Visual Prophet and Andre Walker standing side by side outside the office door. SOSA turns to see a smiling StarrStan still seated.)
StarrStan: Hey, you would have been his first pick had Bronson and Andre not got in that verbal spat last week!
(StarrStan turns back to see Viz and Andre still standing there.)
The Visual Prophet: What’s going on, SOSA?
SOSA Henderson: Shit…nothing right now. You and Troy Polamalu are looking for a third member of this War Games team, huh?
Andre Walker: I mean, you weren’t number one in my opinion…
SOSA Henderson: Excuse me?
The Visual Prophet: Ignore him. He’s cranky because we are about to fight Ripley and Daniels like right after this.
SOSA Henderson: Yall better not lose.
Andre Walker: IF we do it won’t be my fucking fault.
The Visual Prophet: You very “me, me, me” with all of this. First off, relax my student.
Andre Walker: I’m not your fucking student.
The Visual Prophet: My undergraduate.
Andre Walker: I’m not your undergrad.
The Visual Prophet: My apprentice!
Andre Walker: I’m not your-
SOSA Henderson: Apprentice Walker!
Andre Walker: Hey, both you watch your mouths!
The Visual Prophet: Relax, Jesus christ! You’re one third of Team Dynasty and hopefully SOSA accepts my offer right here and now. Hopefully SOSA sees what The Visual Prophet sees and joins us at Territorial Invasion’s War Games. What say you, SOSA?!
SOSA Henderson: I don’t have anything better to do…so fuck it. I’m in.
Andre Walker: Alright, you both should just listen to me and we will win with no problems. You got it? I’m the future and you two hasbeens can-
SOSA Walker: Shush, Freshman…me and Mr. VPLA are going to show you what this main event shit is all about.
The Visual Prophet: Ha! There we go! Go ahead and make sure you carry SOSA’s bags, too!
Andre Walker: What? I’m not carrying nobodies bags ESPECIALLY NOT YOU TWO!
(SOSA and Viz begin to walk off laughing as Andre is left stewing. We see StarrStan giggle a bit as Andre shakes his head.)
Andre Walker: YOU TWO BETTER PUT SOME RESPECT ON MY NAME BEFORE I BREAK BOTH OF YOUR FACES! YOU TOO, STARR! HEY!
(Andre slams the door as the scene fades out.)
Stew-O: SOSA HENDERSON IS ON TEAM DYNASTY! THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST ITERATION OF TEAM DYNASTY TO EVER ENTER A WAR GAMES MATCH! Andre Walker…SOSA Henderson…and CAPTAIN THE VISUAL PROPHET!? If Voltage and Showdown don’t get this right I’d bet the house of The Friday Night Brand will be the favorite this season to win the whole thing!
Flannery McCoy: I feel the enthusiasm and I don’t blame you for being excited but let’s cool things down a bit. The talent is clearly on Dynasty’s side. Two former World Champions and a man who everybody has penciled in as a future champion, Dynasty looks great on paper. But, can they build the chemistry and the intangibles a War games team needs to have in order to achieve greatness? Time will tell!
Jake Mercer: Time will tell? Territorial Invasion isn’t years down the line. It’s less than a month away! Like, less than 3 weeks away! These guys have to start building chemistry and experience like…NOW!
Stew-O: They will have time to start this week as SOSA will be able to watch his two partners The Visual Prophet and Andre Walker as they take on Interwire Champion Bronson Daniels and Jack Ripley… RIGHT NOW!
(It then goes to the stage as ‘Runnin’ by 21 Savage and Metro Boomin hits, and the crowd cheers heavily. After a moment, Bronson Daniels steps out onto the stage with the EAW Interwire Championship wrapped around his waist. Daniels has a determined look on his face if he has something to prove here tonight. He continues to make his way down the entrance ramp, and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for ONE FALL!! Introducing first.. From Brooklyn, New York!! Weighing in at 210lbs!! He is the EAW Interwire Champion!! The Game Changer!! BRONSON DANIELS!!!
Stew-O: Here we go!! Huge tag team match coming here tonight, and I believe that if there’s anyone with something to prove, it’s Bronson Daniels.
Flannery McCoy: You have got that right, Stew. Last week, Bronson Daniels and Andre Walker were going at it in regards to their future title match against one another. However, it was Viz that told them they needed to postpone the match because he needed to build his team for Team Dynasty. Bronson took that as an offer to join the War Games team, but Viz quickly shut that down saying that Andre was a better option for the team. That definitely rubbed Bronson the wrong way, as he spoke about that this week, and tonight he gets a shot at both of those guys in the ring!
(‘BxMxC’ by BABYMETAL hits, as the crowd continues to cheer. After a moment, Jack Ripley steps out onto the stage, as he takes deep breaths and looks focused on this upcoming match. Bronson and Jack exchange eye contact, and nod at one another as Jack makes his way down the entrance ramp, and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his partner.. From Las Vegas, Nevada!! Weighing in at 202lbs!! He is the Straight Shooter!! JACK RIPLEY!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes Jack Ripley!! When we speak about Bronson Daniels and how he wasn’t accepted into Viz’s team, we can’t forget to acknowledge that it was Jack Ripley who offered Bronson a spot on the Brand Warfare team. As Captain, Jack made it clear how important Daniels would be for them, and after everything these two went through against each other last year on Showdown, there is no question that Jack is happy to have Bronson on the team.
Jake Mercer: It must be tough being the captain. You know, having to accept guys that you hated a season ago, but understanding that Daniels was the best option.
Flannery McCoy: That’s where I’m curious. I want to know how these two pair up together after their rivalry on Showdown. This should be interesting.
(‘Rockstar’ by N.E.R.D. hits, as the crowd instantly begins to boo. The deep sound echoes throughout the arena, as Andre Walker steps out and onto the stage. He gazes out to the crowd, and raises his right arm in the air, as he slowly walks down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their opponent.. From the Isle of Samoa!! Weighing in at 245lbs!! He is the Notorious Kaiser!!! ANDRE WALKER!!!
Stew-O: And here comes Andre Walker who has been impressive so far this season. We all know that he can’t wait to get his hands on Bronson Daniels seeing how they have their title match set for the future, but for now, Andre’s focus is on winning War Games this year. This match against members of the Brand Warfare team should be a good match for him as Territorial invasion approaches.
Flannery McCoy: You add in the fact that Andre has beef with both Bronson AND Jack Ripley heading into this match and there is no doubt in my mind that he’s going to come out swinging. I’m expecting one hell of a performance from Walker here tonight.
(‘Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)’ by Jimi Hendrix hits, as the crowd begins to cheer heavily. After a moment, Visual Prophet steps out onto the stage. He smirks out towards the ring, as Bronson Daniels has his eyes daggered and stamped down onto Visual Prophet. He watches Prophet’s every move, as Viz works the crowd with his strong flexes and smiles.)
Stephie Love: And his partner.. From Detroit, Michigan!! Weighing in at 280lbs.. The Founder of the Visual Prophet Leadership Academy!!! VISUAL PROPHET!!!
Stew-O: And here comes Big Viz! The Captain of the Dynasty War Games team gets to have a good look at his recent pick ups in Andre Walker. He had a lot of good things to say about Andre, and how he’s hungrier than most.
Jake Mercer: You mean.. Hungrier than Bronson? :mjlit:
Stew-O: Whatever the case may be, Viz has high expectations of Walker, and tonight we can see ⅔ of Team Dynasty in action together. This should be good!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell, and this one is underway! We have two members of the Dynasty War Games team set to take on two members of the Dynasty Brand Warfare team. Both captains will be in action during this match. Viz is standing in his team’s corner with his back turned to the center of the ring, as he is speaking to Andre Walker. At the other end of the ring it looks like Jack Ripley will.. Wait hold that thought. It looks like Bronson Daniels is cutting Jack off as he wants to get a piece of Viz!
Flannery McCoy: After being humiliated by Viz’s decision to pick Andre over him for the War Games team, I am not surprised that Bronson wants to go after Viz early on. Bronson steps into the ring, and charges at Viz!!! AND BRONSON WITH A STRONG FOREARM SHOT TO THE BACK OF VIZ’S HEAD!! And that shot sends Viz right into the turnbuckles in front of him!
Stew-O: The reigning Interwire Champion backs away from the War Games captain, as Viz turns around slowly to face Bronson.. Bronson is telling Viz to come here, and that’s exactly what Viz is doing, as he charges right at Bronson Daniels!! LARIAT BY VIZ!!! NO!! Bronson ducks underneath the arm and continues to run towards the ropes! He rebounds back.. RUNNING JUMPING KNEE TO THE CHEST BY BRONSON DANIELS!! IT CONNECTS!! Viz stagger back after that knee shot to the chest, but he doesn’t drop down to the canvas. Bronson sees this, and runs right towards the ropes behind him! He rebounds ba-
Jake Mercer: MASSIVE SHOULDER BLOCK BY VIZ!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet didn’t waste any time, and charged towards Bronson before he even hit the ropes, so by the time Bronson was on his way back, he was instantly met by the brick wall known as Visual Prophet!! That shoulder block dropped Bronson so fast just now, but he’s working his way up to his feet. However, Viz is right there to grab a hold of his arm, and whips him towards the corner turnbuckle with tremendous force!!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson Daniels slams back against the corner turnbuckles, and the momentum from that collision forces him to rebound back towards Viz.. SPINEBUSTER BY VISUAL PROPHET!!! HE JUST DROVE BRONSON RIGHT BACK INTO THE CANVAS!!
Stew-O: Bronson is clutching at his back after that spinebuster, but isn’t able to get that much time to recover since Viz is right there to lift him up to his feet. Viz gets a tight grip on Bronson’s body and.. GOES FOR A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!! IT CONNECTS, AND VIZ POPS UP TO HIS FEET, AND TAGS IN ANDRE!!
TAG!
Jake Mercer: The Prototype, Andre Walker has entered into the ring, as he walks right over to the downed Bronson Daniels. Andre instantly begins to dissect the body of Bronson with powerful stomps down onto his legs, shoulders, and back, as Bronson tries to work back up to his feet.
Stew-O: Remember, these two will eventually see each other in a match for Bronson’s Interwire Championship, so this match could give one of them a competitive edge for their match against each other later on. They aren’t strangers to each other when it comes to championship matchups or matchups in general, so Andre knows that he should definitely be taking advantage of the situation Viz was able to get them in early on in this match.
Jake Mercer: Bronson is getting pelted by these stomps, but still manages to work his way up to his hands and knees. He then gets himself up to one knee, but is instantly taken back down to the canvas of the ring after being hit by a massive headbutt by Andre Walker! Andre now reaches down to grab Bronson from off of the ring mat, and brings him up to his feet. Walker holds Bronson’s head in place.. THEN DELIVERS A POWERFUL RIGHT HAND!! That punch nearly dropped Bronson, as Bronson stumbles back.. However, Bronson responds with a strike of his own, as he throws a forearm to the face of Andre Walker!!
Flannery McCoy: Andre is nearly spun all the way around after being hit in the face by that forearm. Bronson begins to step towards Andre from behind.. BUT ANDRE DELIVERS A POWERFUL BACK ELBOW THAT CATCHES BRONSON RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!! Bronson grabs the bridge of his nose in pain! Andre now turns around, and grabs Bronson by the head!! HIP TOSS HEADLOCK TAKEDOWN BY ANDRE WALKER!!! Bronson just went head over heels, as he crashes right down onto his back and is now trapped in this headlock submission hold by Andre!!
Stew-O: Andre Walker is wrenching at the neck of Bronson Daniels right now. He’s trying to decapitate him with his arms alone, as he suffocates the Interwire Champion!! Bronson looks like he’s struggling in the center of the ring, but manages to fight this submission hold! Bronson turns onto his belly to relieve some of the pressure from this headlock, then gets his knees from underneath him!! Andre is definitely losing his grip on this headlock, as Bronson forces himself up to his feet! Andre also gets to his feet, as he is standing in front of Bronson with the champ’s head trapped between his arms!! Bronson manages to shove Andre off, as Walker runs to the ropes!! He rebounds back towards Bronson and..
Jake Mercer: KAISER’S TOUCH BY ANDRE WALKER!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! THE SUPERMAN PUNCH MISSES, AS BRONSON DANIELS SIDE STEPS OUT OF THE WAY!!! Andre Walker gathers his feet, then turns towards Bronson Daniels..
Stew-O: CHROME HEART TAGS!!! SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY BRONSON DANIELS CONNECTS, AND ANDRE WALKER GETS SENT TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING INSTANTLY!!! WHAT A SHOT BY BRONSON DANIELS!!!
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker is laying down flat in the center of the ring right now, as Bronson Daniels looks right at his face!! What’s this!?! Bronson runs to the side ropes!! He rebounds back and stops right beside Andre Walker!! SHIMMY SHAKE BY BRONSON AND WE KNOW WHAT’S COMING!!! FLYING BRONSONS!!! BOOM DROP CONNECTS AS BOTH OF BRONSON’S LEGS SLAM RIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF ANDRE WALKER!!! The wind just got knocked right out of Andre’s body, and Bronson immediately hooks the legs for the pin!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRR-
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT BY ANDRE!!
Stew-O: Imagine how big that would have been if Bronson was able to pick up the victory right there. However, that wasn’t the case, and this match continues. Bronson grabs Andre Walker by the head and hair, then brings him up to his feet. From there, Bronson walks Andre over to his team’s corner, and tags in Jack Ripley!!
TAG!
Flannery McCoy: Here comes Jack Ripley! Bronson is still holding Andre Walker in position, as Jack connects with a quick hook that lands at the body of Walker!! Bronson adjusts his grip on Andre, as Jack also grabs a hold of Walker. What are these two planning on doing? They both have a hold of Walker’s head as well as his tights!! They lift The Notorious Kaiser in the air!!!! DOUBLE SNAP SUPLEX BY BOTH BRONSON DANIELS AND JACK RIPLEY!!! Andre hits the canvas hard, and screams out in pain as he arches his back after landing!! Meanwhile, Bronson exits the ring and stands in his team’s corner.
Stew-O: That was a question that many people had not just heading into this match, but heading into Brand Warfare. We all know that Bronson Daniels and Jack Ripley had quite the rivalry last year on Showdown regarding the Answers World Championship. So hearing that they would be working together for Brand Warfare was hard to believe, but from the looks of it, these two are working together just fine!
Jake Mercer: Jack walks around the body of Andre Walker and delivers a swift kick that catches Andre right at the side of the body! Andre is forced over to his side, but that exposes his back towards Jack, and Jack instantly blasts him with a kick to the back!! Andre again screams out in pain, as he tries to work up to his feet. He gets there, but is met by a kick to the abdomen by Jack Ripley!! SNAP SUPLEX!!! Andre screams out in pain once more, then works up to his feet again.. KICK TO THE STOMACH!! AND A THIRD SNAP SUPLEX BY JACK RIPLEY SENDS ANDRE WALKER DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING ONCE AGAIN!!
Flannery McCoy: The Captain for Brand Warfare is looking really good out there, as he takes it to Andre Walker. Jack with a forceful stomp to the abdomen of Andre!! Andre clutches at his stomach in pain, as Jack begins to make his way towards a neutral corner. Jack scales up the turnbuckles and gets himself set on the top rope. What is he thinking? DIVING MOONSAULT BY JACK RIPLEY!!!
Stew-O: Nobody home!! Andre Walker rolls his body towards the corner Jack was leaping off of, and luckily for Ripley, he caught that in time to land on his feet in the ring! Andre gets to his feet and charges at Jack with a forearm shot!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! JACK COUNTERS WITH A STINGING SHOOT KICK TO THE CHEST OF ANDRE BEFORE ANDRE COULD CONNECT WITH THAT FOREARM!! Andre Walker clutches at his chest in pain, then instantly gets kicked in the abdomen!! Jack Ripley now grabs a hold of Andre Walker and lifts him up onto his right shoulder. What is he thinking right now?!
Stew-O: Jack Ripley is staring directly at the opposing corner turnbuckles, as he sprints across the ring with Andre on his shoulders!! LAWN DART THROW!!! THE THROWING SNAKE EYES BY JACK RIPLEY!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! ANDRE WALKER SLIPPED OUT FROM BEHIND, AND SHOVED JACK CHEST FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! Jack clutches at his chest in pain, as he bounces off of those turnbuckles and back towards Andre Walker.. BOOT TO THE FACE BY ANDRE!!! AND THAT SENDS JACK RIPLEY DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING IN AN INSTANT!!
Stew-O: Andre Walker now stomps down onto the body of Jack Ripley, then mounts on top of him!! RIGHT HANDED PUNCH TO THE FACE!! LEFT HAND!!! RIGHT!! LEFT!! RIGHT!!! LEFT!! These MMA style grounded punches at simply breaking the Brand Warfare Captain as we speak!! Andre now grips the head of Jack Ripley, and raises it off of the canvas of the ring.. AND HE DELIVERS A POWERFUL HEADBUTT FROM THAT MOUNTED POSITION, AS JACK RIPLEY’S HEAD DROPS RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!
Flannery McCoy: Andre now with some fierce forearm shots, as he grabs a hold of Jack’s arm.. What does he plan on doing with it? Oh wait.. That’s.. That’s.. THE KIMURA LOCK!!! ANDRE WALKER HAS THE KIMURA LOCKED IN ON JACK RIPLEY, AND JACK LOOKS AS IF HE NEEDS TO TAP OUT!! RIPLEY IS IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN RIGHT NOW, AS ANDRE TRIES TO SNAP HIS ARM IN HALF!! THIS ISN’T GOOD FOR RIPLEY!!
Stew-O: And Jack understands that completely, as he manages to reach out with his free arm and.. HE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!! Andre is forced to release the submission hold now!!
Jake Mercer: Not so fast, Stew. Walker has five seconds to hold that submission hold if he wants to, and it looks like he does, because he isn’t letting go of that arm!!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Fi-
Flannery McCoy: And Andre Walker finally releases his grip on that Kimura Lock. I don’t like when guys take advantage of the rules like that. It’s simply not fair if you ask me.
Jake Mercer: Nothing ever needs to be fair. If you have an opportunity to bend the rules, then you should do it. Those that aren’t already are only fooling themselves, and trust me when I say this.. Andre Walker is no fool.. It doesn’t matter if the match is in Mexico, Canada, Across the Atlantic in Africa or Europe, Walker is the master of cultures and he’ll take advantage of the rules wherever he is on this Earth if it helps him achieve the victory.
Stew-O: Jack Ripley looks hurt right now, as he clutches at his wrist in pain. He slowly works up to his feet with the assistance of the ring ropes, as Andre is right there waiting for him. Andre now lifts Jack up onto his shoulders!!! Oh no!! SAMOAN DROP BY ANDRE WALKER AS HE PLANTS JACK RIPLEY RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! Walker now hooks the legs and goes for the pin!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: NO!! KICKOUT BY RIPLEY!!
Flannery McCoy: You can see the frustration on Walker’s face after that kickout from Jack. He slams his hand down onto the ring mat hard, as he gets up to his feet, and makes his way over to Visual Prophet. Andre then makes the tag!
TAG!
Stew-O: Here comes Big Viz!! He is back in this match, as he makes his way over to the downed Jack Ripley. Viz reaches down to grab Jack by the head, and attempts to bring him up to his feet. However, Jack tries to throw a punch in order to get Viz away from him! Viz smiles and smirks at the attempt, then flexes his right bicep to indicate that he’s too strong for that!! Viz then lifts Jack up to his feet, then raises him up into the air!!! AND VIZ PRESSES JACK ABOVE HIS HEAD!! Viz is standing in the center of the ring right now with Jack Ripley pressed high in the air, as he holds his position!! Viz smirks to the crowd, as he’s getting a lot of media photos with Jack Ripley high above like a barbell in the weight room!!
Flannery McCoy: And here he goes!! VIZ IS PRESSING JACK RIPLEY FOR REPS!!! SHOULDER PRESSES!!! ONE!! TWO!! THREE!! FOUR!! FIVE!!! PRESSES BY VISUAL PROPHET!! THAT’S 200LBS PERSON GETTING PRESSED LIKE IT’S NOTHING!!!
Stew-O: AND VIZ PRESSES RIPLEY ONCE MORE BEFORE TOSSING RIPLEY BACK BEHIND HIS BODY!!! Ripley just slammed right down to the canvas of the ring, as he’s clutching at his midsection in so much pain right now!!
Jake Mercer: People say that I look a lot like Viz… We could be considered twins.
Flannery McCoy: But you’re not B-
Jake Mercer: Buff, I know.. But I’m getting there.
Flannery McCoy: :snoop: !!
Stew-O: Viz flexes out to the crowd, as they go wild for the War Games captain. He then turns around, and grabs Jack Ripley and brings him up to his feet. Strong irish whip by Viz towards the ring ropes!! Jack hits the ropes hard, then bounces back.. BACK BODY DROP BY VISUAL PROPHET CONNECTS, AND JACK SLAMS THE CANVAS OF THE RING HARD!!
Flannery McCoy: The impact from that landing nearly pops Jack back up to his feet. He doesn’t get all the way there, but he manages to get to his feet eventually. However, Viz is right there and ready to go back on the attack, as he grabs Jack by the wrists and whips him hard towards a neutral corner!! Jack hits the turnbuckles hard, as Viz stares right at him from the other end! Viz charges at full speed!!! RUNNING CORNER CLOTHESLINE BY VIZ!! IT CONNECTS, AS HE SQUASHES JACK RIPLEY IN THE CORNER!!!
Stew-O: It doesn’t look like Viz is done yet either, as he grabs Jack by the wrist once again, and whips him hard towards the opposite corner!! Once again, Jack crashes hard against those turnbuckles, as Viz charges right at him!! CORNER CLOTHESLINE ONCE AGAIN BY VIZ!!!
Flannery McCoy: Viz backs out of the corner, as Jack looks groggy stepping towards him! Viz lowers his shoulder, then lifts Jack up onto them!! What’s this!?! AIR BAE!!! AIRPLANE SPINS BY VISUAL PROPHET IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! ONE! TWO! THREE!! FOUR! FIVE!! SIX!! SEVEN!! EIGHT!! NINE!! TEN ROTATIONS BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!
Jake Mercer: That always gets me dizzy.
Flannery McCoy: Imagine how Jack Ripley feels! Viz sets Jack down onto the ground, as Jack wobbles around and is clearly dizzy. Jack can’t keep his balance, as Viz backs away, and lets Jack stumble his way into his team’s corner!! Viz points at Bronson Daniels and tells him to tag himself into the match!! AND THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS!! BRONSON TAGS HIMSELF IN!!
TAG!
Stew-O: Bronson Daniels is back in this match, as he charges towards Visual Prophet! BATMAN PUNCH BY BRONSON DANIELS!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! Viz dodges the punch entirely by ducking his head!!! Bronson turns around.. AND GETS HIT BY A POWERFUL DROPKICK FROM VIZ!!! That Dropkick sends Bronson straight down to the canvas of the ring!! Bronson quickly pops up to his feet though, as he charges at Viz once more.. BUT VIZ WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE ABDOMEN, AS BRONSON DANIELS FLIPS OVER HIS KNEE, AND LANDS IN A SEATED POSITION IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!
Stew-O: That looked like it hurt badly. Bronson Daniels clutches at his abdomen in pain, as he struggles to work up to his feet. Visual Prophet is stalking his opponent, and waits the perfect opportunity!! Bronson turns around.. IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!! SPINNING BACKFIST BY VISUAL PROPHET CONNECTS, AND BRONSON DANIELS IS OUT COLD IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! VIZ DROPS DOWN FOR THE PIN!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT BY BRONSON!!!!
Stew-O: That was extremely close, but Bronson Daniels managed to kick out just in time!! Viz works his way back up to his feet, and makes his way over to Andre Walker where he makes the tag!
TAG!
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker is back in this match, as he heads over to Bronson Daniels. Andre grabs Bronson by the head and hair, then brings the champion up to his feet! RIGHT HOOK TO THE BODY BY WALKER!!! NOW A LEFT!!! ANOTHER RIGHT!!! AND A LEFT!! EACH OF THESE PUNCHES SOUNDING LIKE BOMBS EXPLODING ONCE HIS FIST COMES IN CONTACT WITH BRONSON’S BODY!!! Bronson is definitely struggling out there, as Andre grabs Bronson and shoves him into a neutral corner!! Andre takes a step back.. THEN CHARGES IN!!! RUNNING LEAPING CORNER CLOTHESLINE BY ANDRE WALKER!!!
Jake Mercer: NOBODY HOME!! BRONSON MOVED OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME, AS ANDRE WALKER CRASHED CHEST FIRST INTO THOSE TURNBUCKLES!!
Stew-O: Andre is clutching at his chest in pain, as he turns around.. AND BRONSON DANIELS LEAPS TOWARDS HIM!!! MONKEY FLIP BY BRONSON DANIELS!!! ANDRE WALKER WAS JUST LAUNCHED INTO THE AIR, AND LANDED FLAT ON HIS BACK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!
Flannery McCoy: Andre is clutching at his back in pain, as he slowly works his way up to his feet. However, Bronson Daniels is right there.. ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY BRONSON DANIELS!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! BRONSON MISSES, AS ANDRE DUCKED UNDERNEATH THE LEG!!
Stew-O: AND ANDRE WALKER WITH A PUSH KICK TO THE CHEST!! That kick sends Bronson back towards the side ropes!! Bronson rebounds back towards Andre.. CLOTHESLINE BY ANDRE WALKER!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! Bronson ducks underneath the arm and.. HE CONTINUES RUNNING TOWARDS VIZ AND CONNECTS A LOW DROPKICK TO THE KNEES THAT SENDS VISUAL PROPHET DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!! Bronson gets back up to his feet, as Andre turns around and charges at him!!!
Stew-O: BUT BRONSON WITH A KICK TO THE STOMACH!! HE PULLS ANDRE IN!!! SAVAGE MODE!!! LIFTING UNDERHOOK GUT BUSTER BY BRONSON DANIELS CONNECTS!!! Bronson turns Andre over and goes for the pin!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Runnin’ by 21 Savage and Metro Boomin hits, as Bronson Daniels rolls off of Andre Walker, and rises up to his feet. He is met by Jack Ripley in the center of the ring, as the referee raises both of their hands high in the air. The crowd erupts for this duo, as they cheer loudly following their victory.)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners!! The team of Straight Shooter, Jack Ripley!!! And The Game Changer, Bronson Daniels!!!!
Stew-O: What a match that was featuring both captains of the Dynasty Teams along with two of the members of those teams. This was a crazy back and forth match that had so much behind it. Each person in this match had their reason to win, and they all showed that tonight, however, it was the Brand Warfare team that came out on top.
Flannery McCoy: It makes me wonder if Viz regrets picking Andre over Bronson Daniels after how this match played out.
Jake Mercer: Viz regrets nothing. Bronson was just on his game tonight because of the way he was turned down from Visual Prophet last week.
Stew-O: Whatever the case may be, the Interwire Champion showed out with Jack Ripley tonight and managed to pick up the huge victory here tonight!
(The camera shows Bronson Daniels and Jack Ripley celebrating their victory in the ring, as the crowd continues to cheer loudly. Viz makes his way over to the downed Andre Walker, as he’s seen speaking with him while soaking in the loss that they just received. The screen then fades elsewhere.)
(The camera then goes to a commercial for Dollar Shave Club starring Charlie Marr and Hikari Kanno apart of the Bald is Badass club.)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break to the backstage area where the crowd begins to boo loudly upon seeing Jonny Airhart seated at catering backstage. He’s playing a game of UNO against an employee, not looking like his usual self. Frankly, he looks bummed out, and that could be for a plethora of reasons. He sighs while he puts a card down, a red 9. The employee nods as he puts down a card of his own, a Wild card. The employee looks at Jonny’s hand, seeing the one card that he has left while sweat begins to bead from his face. He begins to mumble out a color slowly, making sure not to make a mistake that he’ll regret.)
EAW Employee: … Green?
(Jonny groans while shaking his head, smacking a green 4 on the desk while the Employee winces in a sign of defeat.)
Jonny Airhart: UNO out.
(Jonny points for him to leave while the Employee shakes his head, standing up and leaving the scene in frustration. Jonny shakes his head, looking towards the bowl of salad that he was eating, just playing with his food while shaking his head. It isn’t long after before his train of thought is broken by someone clearing their throat.)
???: Why so down?
(The crowd pops in excitement upon hearing the familiar voice, which is confirmed to be Jack Ripley stepping into the scene with a smile on his face. He has a towel over his neck and an ice cold bottle of water in his hand, taking a seat across from Jonny trying to shake off the pain of the match that he was just in. Obviously, he’s a happy camper while he looks at Jonny, which is unusual considering the war of words the two of them had the week prior.)
Jonny Airhart: Why the hell are you here? What are you going to do, rub your victory against me last week in my face? I’m already feeling the effects, you did what you intended to do. Say something, or fuck off and get out of my face.
Jack Ripley: No hello? Look, I see where you’re coming from, and I get the feeling of losing is something that’s never pleasant for anyone, especially in this industry. But what if I told you, there was a way that you could rebound from that in the biggest way possible?
Jonny Airhart: …
(There’s a moment of silence between the two, Jonny seems to be deeply considering, partially unsure about the offer being held out by Jack.)
Jonny Airhart: I’m listening.
Jack Ripley: I think you already know the whole gist of this, and I think you can assume why I’m here. As you know, I’m Team Captain for Friday Night Dynasty in the Brand Warfare match at Territorial Invasion. As you can tell, this role means a lot to me considering that I’ve never led a team in my EAW career. I’m looking to get the best team that money can offer so we can walk into Territorial Invasion and be absolutely dominant. Last year, things didn’t go my way. I was in the War Games match and I was defeated as part of Team Showdown. This year I’m making sure something changes about my luck. I already got the Interwire Champion, who I’m sure you’re already familiar with, Bronson Daniels; along with a rising prospect in the form of Johnny Andrews. Already a great team and I think we just proved that out there in the ring, but it can be better. Which is why I’ve come here.
Jack Ripley: Even though you ended up on the losing side of the whole thing, you really impressed me last week. I really downplayed your abilities leading into the match and you strived to make sure that you proved me wrong. You put your best foot forward, and while you didn’t get the desired results when it came down to the wire, you certainly caught the eye of someone. So despite the venom in my words when I was standing across the ring from you, I’m looking to make sure that I get another valuable asset by my side next to me instead. So what do you say? Jonny Airhart, fourth member of the Friday Night Dynasty Brand Warfare team.
(Jonny simply stares at Jack for a moment, deep in thought while he takes the time to assess his choices. He knows that he has to be precautious when it comes to certain things like this, it’s a situation where you never know what could happen. Jonny shakes his head slightly for a moment while Jack raises an eyebrow, it’s not a definite answer, but it’s a precursor to what he might say.)
Jonny Airhart: I don’t know, how can I trust you? I heard the words that you had to say towards me, what makes you think that I’m going to trust you so easily? Better yet, what makes you think that I’m just going to fit into the team snugly? Look at who you’ve got on the team, Johnny Andrews has to have a loose screw or two inside his brain, and Bronson Daniels is someone that I don’t think fondly of in case you didn’t realize. He’s the reason that I’m not your Interwire Champion right now, and it’s safe to say that I’m still pissed because of that. So if you ask me? I don’t think I should even be taking your offer into consideration.
Jack Ripley: Look, I feel you. But just know what you’re going to be missing out on potentially not being booked for Territorial Invasion. Bronson and I were people that weren’t exactly on the same page either, I think that’s been known. When I was Answers World Champion I didn’t hold back in my criticism against me, but both of us have managed to push that aside and co-exist for a much greater purpose than a stupid grudge. Believe me, if there’s people that you can trust here? It’s us, and I’ll make sure of it. I’m Captain for a reason, and if I have to lay down the law to my teammates, then I won’t be afraid to do that. Once again, you impressed me, you showed what you could do in that ring and you could be a perfect fit, last chance.
(Jonny takes a moment, looking down at the table and slowly nodding his head. He looks up at Jack before sighing.)
Jonny Airhart: I’m in.
(Jonny stands up and turns around, making his way out of catering while Jack takes a sip out of his water bottle, looking towards him walking away with a smirk on his face. He nods his head before he too stands up and leaves the scene as well, before Dynasty transitions to elsewhere.)
(Stephie Love stands inside the ring as the camera comes upon her to announce the next match!)
Stephie Love: The following non-title match is scheduled for-
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(“Odd Eye” by DREAMCATCHER begins to play and the crowd boos as Sierra makes her way out with Ximena beside her, who backs off for a moment to let Sierra pose on the stage!)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from San Jose, California, accompanied to the ring by Ximena Velasquez… weighing 121 pounds…. “THE QUEEN” SIIIIIEEEEERRRRRAAAA!!!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra gets the chance to take on the Universal Women’s Champion tonight, a choice made by Ximena, and I have to wonder if these two have something planned for Ms. Extreme tonight! Surely, there’s got to be some underlying motive to all this, right?
Jake Mercer: You really think these two would bait Ms. Extreme into something tonight? How rude! Put some respect on their names, Flannery! Ximena opted to let Sierra have this moment and they’re both sure she can deliver; Ms. Extreme should know that between these two women, she’s going to have some trouble!
Stew-O: Whatever the case may be, or end up being, Ms. Extreme is going to need to stay focused on competing!
(Sierra enters the ring with Ximena staying on the outside. “Zombie” by Bad Wolves begins to play and the crowd bursts into cheers, Ms. Extreme coming out with the Universal Women’s Championship wrapped around her waist before taking it off and raising it up once on the stage!)
Stephie Love: And her opponent, from Calabasas, California… weighing 135 pounds… she is the Universal Women’s Champion… “THE RED QUEEN” MS. EXXXXTTTTTRRRRRREEEEEEMMMMMMEEEE!!!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme is still riding high from her defense over Hikari at Bloodsport, no doubt about that, but she’s got an entirely different challenge ahead of her now as she’ll have to be met with Ximena! But Ms. Extreme hasn’t backed down from any challenge or anyone, and she’ll absolutely want to bring everything she’s got to defend against Ximena when the time comes!
Jake Mercer: Assuming it’ll even be enough! Ximena is one of the hottest stars coming up and she’ll certainly do what she can to prove why, with a Universal Women’s Title victory!
Flannery McCoy: But this isn’t about her tonight, as far as I can tell, because this is about Ms. Extreme and Sierra! Sierra’s been at this in EAW and she’s come a long way from when these two were facing off from around the time when Sierra first got here, it’ll be interesting to see things play out now!
(Ms. Extreme comes to enter the ring, taunting Ximena from inside the ring with the Championship raised before it’s handed off to ringside as the referee calls for the bell!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Sierra might find herself with a bit of an advantage if Ximena proves to be a distraction on Ms. Extreme’s concentration, but we’ll see just how well Ximena’s pick to go against the Universal Women’s Champion holds up as Sierra charges at her hoping to get the better of her right out the gate!
Flannery McCoy: But Camille ducks under Sierra’s attempted clothesline and catches the arm as she gets around behind her, Ms. Extreme spinning her around around going for a forearm, only for Sierra to block it and then kick her in the gut! Sierra drops forearms over the top of Ms. Extreme’s head before whipping her across the ring and Ms. Extreme comes running off the ropes, SLIDING RIGHT UNDERNEATH SIERRA’S LEGS AND TRIPPING HER UP ALONG THE WAY! MS. EXTREME PULLS SIERRA’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER AND SHE GOES DOWN TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: MS. EXTREME GETS UP AND COMES DOWN ON THE BACK OF SIERRA’S HEAD WITH A LOW-ANGLED FOREARM SMASH, THEN USING THE MOMENTUM TO ROLL OVER ONTO HER FEET BEFORE HITTING A DROPKICK AS SIERRA TRIED TO PUSH HERSELF UP!
Stew-O: Ximena is looking on appearing quite unimpressed as she stands with her arms crossed, while Ms. Extreme quickly takes Sierra from off the mat and up to her feet FOR AN EXPLODER SUPLEX! MS. EXTREME FLINGS HER TO THE MAT WITH AUTHORITY AND SIERRA HITS THE CANVAS WITH A THUD UPON GETTING HURLED!!
Jake Mercer: Camille is offering no room to breathe as she follows after Sierra and gets her from behind after Sierra made it to the ropes, Ms. Extreme pulling her back toward the middle of the ring- SIERRA COUNTERS A POTENTIAL GERMAN SUPLEX AND GETS MS. EXTREME WITH A VICTORY ROLL!! SIERRA TRIES TO STEAL THIS ONE HERE EARLY ON!!!
OOONNNNEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWWOOO-
Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme gets her shoulder up and has to quickly make it up to her feet, but Sierra runs her back into the nearby corner, where she unleashes on Ms. Extreme with a series of stomps and kicks! Ximena looks amused as the referee has to warn Sierra about getting the Champion out the corner and Sierra seems to comply- BUT SHE HITS A SCORPION KICK, CATCHING MS. EXTREME IN THE FACE! SIERRA SENDS HER TO THE MAT WITH A SNAPMARE AND SHE STRIKES WITH A PENALTY KICK TO THE BACK! MS. EXTREME TRIES TO TURN OVER AFTER CLEARLY FEELING THAT KICK BUT SIERRA MAKES SURE TO STAY IN CONTROL AS SHE DELIVERS A JUMPING SENTON THAT FLATTENS CAMILLE UNDER HER!
Stew-O: Sierra is looking to prove herself to be more than just fodder here tonight, and if she keeps taking it to Ms. Extreme like this, I wouldn’t be surprised if she makes her statement! She knows that Ximena gave her a huge opportunity tonight and Sierra wants to make the most of it!
Jake Mercer: Sierra focuses on getting the Universal Women’s Champion from off the mat and sends her across the ring by her hair, Ms. Extreme grabbing her at the top of her head after hitting the mat and crawls to the ropes but Sierra follows after her, grabbing the legs as Ms. Extreme tries to kick her off- BUT SIERRA LIFTS HER UP OFF THE MAT BY HER LEGS AND SLAMS HER DOWN! SIERRA REPEATEDLY STOMPS ON THE MIDSECTION OF MS. EXTREME WHILE SHE’S STILL GOT THE LEGS AND SHE DRAGS HER AWAY FROM THE ROPES TO THE CORNER, CATAPULTING MS. EXTREME FACE-FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!
Flannery McCoy: AND SIERRA DOESN’T LET UP, GETTING TO HER FEET AS MS. EXTREME IS LEANED INTO THE TURNBUCKLES FOR SUPPORT AFTER THAT HIT, BUT THE FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPION SWEEPS HER OFF HER FEET IN A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX!! MS. EXTREME GETS DROPPED ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD FROM OUT OF THE CORNER! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION IS GETTING IT TAKEN TO HER RIGHT NOW- A SHINING WIZARD BY SIERRA HERE IN THIS NON-TITLE MATCH-UP! SIERRA STRIKES HER DOWN AND SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOO!!!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme with another kick out here!
Jake Mercer: Sierra doesn’t necessarily seemed surprised, almost respecting the fight in Ms. Extreme, but you would think with all this Dramille fanfare gaining momentum that she’d be tearing Ms. Extreme apart right now!
Flannery McCoy: :skip: Dramille is not an actual thing, Ms. Extreme even said so herself in the video she dropped earlier this week.
Jake Mercer: But it is a thing! Someone was advertising their Dramille fanfiction all over Twitter!
Flannery McCoy: What kind of people are you following? :skip:
Stew-O: While Jake’s following list surely sounds questionable, there’s no question about how Sierra is looking to follow up on the traction she’s gained here in this match as she gets a hold of Ms. Extreme and hits a snap suplex! Sierra floats over in a reverse somersault with a hold still on Ms. Extreme and this time as she hits the suplex, she lets Ms. Extreme go flying toward the corner! The Universal Women’s Champion skids across the mat and she pulls herself up in the turnbuckles, using the ropes to try to get herself up-
Flannery McCoy: JUST IN TIME FOR A BACK ELBOW! Ms. Extreme stuns an oncoming Sierra with a back elbow and now she strikes with a back kick, Ms. Extreme turning from out the corner and she starts firing off forearm shots one after the other! Having Sierra dominating some of the moments of this match seems to have woken something up in Ms. Extreme, as she’s laying into Sierra with these hits!
Jake Mercer: And Sierra gets her head nearly taken off her shoulders as Ms. Extreme connects with a huge uppercut! Sierra’s head snapping back as she gets struck and Ms. Extreme gets the arm as she shoots forward for a short-arm clothesline! Sierra gets yanked right back up to her feet for another and after following through on the second, Camille forces her up and this time pulls Sierra forward into a standing monkey flip!
Stew-O: Sierra gets tossed overhead and through the air before colliding with the mat- MS. EXTREME COMES FROM BEHIND WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG! SIERRA GETS DRIVER FACE FIRST TO THE MAT JUST AS SHE WAS IN A RUSH TO GET UP, AND MS. EXTREME IS SURE TO HOLD HER ALL THE WAY TO THE CANVAS!! Ms. Extreme is in a hurry as she pulls Sierra up off the mat, whipping her into the corner where she starts attacking with a number of shoulder thrusts in an effort to wear down Sierra! Ms. Extreme climbs up onto the middle rope, punching down on Sierra’s head along the way-
Flannery McCoy: BUT SIERRA ISN’T ABOUT TO LET HER SET UP FOR WHATEVER SHE’S GOT IN MIND, AS SIERRA GRABS HER AND TAKES HER OUT THE CORNER IN POSITION FOR POSSIBLY A POWERBOMB- NO! MS. EXTREME DROPS BACK AND SHE TAKES SIERRA DOWN INTO A HURRICANRANA THAT SHE HOLDS FOR THE PIN!!!
OOONNNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWOOO!!!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme gets pushed off of Sierra after catching Sierra off guard and now Sierra rushes to her feet to get up, Sierra turning around right into a spinning side kick from the Champion! Sierra takes a straight punch to the face and the referee warns Ms. Extreme about the closed-fist just to be ignored, Ms. Extreme grabbing Sierra after another kick to the gut as she slings her over the middle rope BEFORE SLINGSHOTTING OVER INTO A KNEE DROP ACROSS THE BACK!!
Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME COMES VICIOUSLY DROPPING ON SIERRA AND THE WEIGHT OF THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPIONS CAUSES SIERRA TO GET PULLED OUT ONTO THE APRON!! Ms. Extreme is understandably the one up first and Sierra is still down recovering, but not for much longer as this time Camille positions her head over the bottom rope into the ring, the referee trying to warn her of a five count- BUT MS. EXTREME SLINGSHOTS BACK INTO THE RING AND COMES DOWN WITH A LEG DROP ACROSS THE BACK OF THE NECK!! MS. EXTREME CRASHES ON SIERRA WITH ANOTHER SLINGSHOT!!
Jake Mercer: Sierra falls off the apron like dead weight after being practically decapitated by the Champion, and Ms. Extreme is wearing a smirk on her face as she comes to the ropes to see Sierra down before looking to Ximena, pointing to her and then Sierra as a warning to Ximena! The referee starts a count but Ms. Extreme simply comes out on the other side of the ring, going to get Sierra from the off the ground- BUT SIERRA RUNS MS. EXTREME BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE!! SIERRA FIRING OFF SHOTS AT MS. EXTREME AS SHE TRIES TO GET BACK IN THIS!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Stew-O: BUT MS. EXTREME ISN’T ABOUT TO LET HER HAVE HER WAY SO EASILY, THROWING PUNCHES RIGHT BACK AS XIMENA LOOKS ON! MS. EXTREME FIGHTING HER WAY FROM OFF THE BARRICADE AS SIERRA TRIES TO HAMMER SHOTS IN AT MS. EXTREME- SIERRA WITH A KICK TO THE GUT, AND THEN GRABBING MS. EXTREME IN DIRECTION OF THE RING POST- MS. EXTREME COUNTERS AND SIERRA’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THAT UNFORGIVING RING POST!! SIERRA GOES DOWN!!!
Referee: THREE! FOUR!
Flannery McCoy: The referee’s started a count realizing that it’d be the best way to try to force the action back into the ring as surely, neither woman would want to get counted out, but it doesn’t seem like Sierra’s going to be having much of a say after that! Ms. Extreme brings Sierra off the arena floor and hoists her up in a front facelock, Ms. Extreme stalling the drop to show off her strength- JUST TO LET SIERRA GO FORWARD INTO THE RING APRON!! SIERRA GETS HER MIDSECTION DROPPED INTO THE APRON AND MS. EXTREME LETS HER FALL INTO A HEAP ON THE FLOOR!!!
Referee: FIVE! SIX!
Jake Mercer: The Universal Women’s Champion kicks Sierra in the ribs to send her rolling at Ximena’s feet and Ms. Extreme is talking trash to Velasquez, who merely glares at the Champion before Ms. Extreme comes walking over and grabbing Sierra to get her up and roll her back into the ring where Ms. Extreme comes in after her and she makes the pin!!
OOONNNNEEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHHHH-
Stew-O: Sierra’s shoulder comes up off the mat in time, and after that fall she took into the apron, I’m surprised she’d still continue!
Jake Mercer: That’s why she’s in the ring and you’re on commentary, Stew!
Stew-O: And what’s your excuse? :mjpls:
Jake Mercer: I’m just saying that Sierra’s practically superhuman after the time she spent training with the Russians during this year’s Olympic trials; everyone knows those Russians are more machine than human!
Stew-O: :skip:
Flannery McCoy: We’ll need to fact check that, obviously, but just like I’m not counting on that to be true, I’m not counting on Ms. Extreme to go easy on Sierra after that comeback she just made! Ms. Extreme clubs on Sierra as she gets her up to her feet but Sierra starts to fight back once again, throwing punches at Ms. Extreme’s sides before the Champion puts a stop to that with a knee lift into the gut! Sierra drops to a knee after that and Ms. Extreme has to force her back up, pushing her head down before shouting out over to Ximena and then she gets Sierra for a powerbomb lift-
Stew-O: But Sierra wriggles back down to her feet, but Ms. Extreme starts throwing down on her back with huge clubbing strikes! Ms. Extreme refuses to let up and Sierra is getting beaten down once again! Ms. Extreme tries to lift- SIERRA TOSSES HER IN A BACK BODY DROP BUT MS. EXTREME LANDS ON HER FEET! MS. EXTREME STUMBLES FORWARD INTO THE CORNER AND SIERRA HURRIES TO GET AN ADVANTAGE, BUT MS. EXTREME LIFTS HERSELF UP WITH THE ROPES AND THERE GOES TWO BOOTS TO THE FACE OF SIERRA!!
Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme starts up the ropes after knocking Sierra down and she gets up to the top rope! Ms. Extreme is in position as Sierra pushes herself up to her feet and she’s got her hand to her face! The Universal Women’s Champion leaps- SIERRA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE DIVING MISSILE DROPKICK!! MS. EXTREME CRASHES AND BURNS AS SHE COMPLETELY MISSES THE MISSILE DROPKICK!!! MS. EXTREME IS DOWN AS SHE’S LAID OUT ON HER BACK FROM THE FALL!!
Jake Mercer: STUPID BITCH!!!
Flannery McCoy: :skip:
Jake Mercer: WHAT?! “STUPID BITCH” IS THE NAME OF SIERRA’S HANDSPRING MOONSAULT AND SHE JUST HIT IT PERFECTLY!! MS. EXTREME MUST FEEL AS THE NAME OF THE MOVE SUGGESTS IF SHE’S CONSCIOUS AT ALL!! SIERRA COMES CRASHING DOWN ON THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION AND SHE STAYS ON TOP FOR THE COVER!!!
OOOONNNNNEEEE!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRR-
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT BEFORE THREE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra looks a tad frustrated and she looks out the ring, finding Ximena trying to will her to stay focused and Sierra nods in an understanding manner before going back to Ms. Extreme, who’s beginning to stir and Sierra stomps down on the Champion! Ximena can be heard shouting encouragement as she continues to kick and stomp Ms. Extreme until they end up in the corner, and Sierra starts letting loose on the down Ms. Extreme!
Jake Mercer: Very smart of Sierra to make sure that Ms. Extreme is down and cornered, leaving her in the position of having nowhere to go! Sierra refuses to let up despite the referee’s warning, the ring official trying to get through to her and she stops- JUST TO BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE INTO A TOP ROPE-AIDED SWINGING DROPKICK!!! MS. EXTREME GETS TWO BOOTS TO THE CHEST!!
Stew-O: But Sierra isn’t done, rolling out the ring and grabbing an arm and leg of Ms. Extreme, and pulling her to bend around the ring post!! Ms. Extreme is shouting out in pain as Sierra forces her into this modified bow and arrow stretch- SIERRA REACHES FORWARD AND CLASPS HER HAND AROUND MS. EXTREME’S CHIN, FORCING HER TO BEND BACK EVEN FARTHER!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE SHOUTS OF MS. EXTREME ARE SPINE-TINGLING AS SIERRA IS RUTHLESS, IGNORING THE RING OFFICIAL’S CALLS!! Ximena positions herself so that she’s beside the barricade but in Ms. Extreme’s line of sight in this illegal hold, a smirk on Ximena’s face as the referee counts! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FI- SIERRA SMASHES THE BOTTOM OF MS. EXTREME’S BOOT TO THE BACK OF HER HEAD!!!!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme is left hanging around the post and Sierra quickly rolls into the ring, pulling Ms. Extreme out the corner and Sierra makes the pin!!!
OOOONNNNNNEEEE!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRREEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT!!!
Stew-O: But she goes right to grab at her back, no doubt feeling the effects of being bent around the ring post and Sierra just might have gotten herself an opening here!
Flannery McCoy: If Sierra can capitalize on this moment here and get this win over the Universal Women’s Champion, who knows what it could mean for her going forward! But it’ll be a huge moment that no one would be able to ignore!
Stew-O: Sierra gets to her feet while Ms. Extreme is still down and goes to the corner while Ms. Extreme is in the middle of the ring, Sierra lined up before she takes off! SIERRA GOING INTO THE HANDSPRING AND SHE FLIPS OVER!! “STUPID BITCH”!!!
Flannery McCoy: RIGHT INTO MS. EXTREME’S KNEES!! SIERRA COMES CRASHING DOWN ON MS. EXTREME’S KNEES AS SHE GETS THEM UP IN, SOMEHOW HAVING THE WHEREWITHAL TO HAVE A COUNTER FOR THAT MOVE UNLIKE BEFORE!!!
Jake Mercer: Sierra goes rolling away but Ms. Extreme is still down, and Sierra could still capitalize if she gets up in time! Ms. Extreme is beginning to stir on the mat though as Sierra is on the other side of the ring, Ms. Extreme trying to make a move to the corner and Sierra has Ximena on the outside telling her to shake off the hurt which is easier said than done!
Stew-O: But Sierra’s hearing her loud and clear as she gets to the ropes and starts pulling herself up, but Ms. Extreme is in the corner now and she’s starting to pull herself up as well! Sierra on her feet as Ms. Extreme is barely on hers! SIERRA GOES RUNNING AT MS. EXTREME AND LEANS DOWN, LOOKING TO CHARGE INTO MS. EXTREME’S MIDSECTION-
Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME LIFTS HERSELF UP WITH THE TOP ROPE OVER SIERRA! “CODE RED”!!! THE SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB OUT THE CORNER AND SIERRA’S HEAD SMACKS THE MAT AS MS. EXTREME COMES THROUGH WITH ANOTHER TIMELY COUNTER TO SIERRA’S INTENTIONS!!!! MS. EXTREME HOLDS HER FOR THE PIN!!
OOOONNNNNEEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY SIERRA!!!
Jake Mercer: Ximena is on the outside nodding her head, no doubt pleased to see Sierra still in this! Not only does it mean a chance to see what else Ms. Extreme can do, but the chance to have Ms. Extreme totally thrown off if Sierra can come back and win!
Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme gets herself up but that lower back is clearly giving her some issues and she gets Sierra off the mat, whipping her across the ring and Sierra comes diving over a bent over Ms. Extreme-
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME ROLLS OUT THE SUNSET FLIP PIN AND HITS A LOW DROPKICK!!! SIERRA RUSHING TO GET UP BUT MS. EXTREME BEATS HER TO IT, SIERRA COMING TO STAND UP INTO A HUGE FOREARM TO THE FACE! MS. EXTREME STARTS REPEATEDLY FIRING, THROWING THOSE HITS AND HOLDING NOTHING BACK AS THE CROWD GETS BEHIND THE CHAMPION AS THOSE SHOTS TURN RAPID-FIRE!!! SIERRA SHOVING MS. EXTREME AWAY AND SHE CHARGES RIGHT INTO A DROPKICK!!!
Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME RUSHES SIERRA BACK INTO THE CORNER AND CONTINUES THE ONSLAUGHT, NOT WANTING TO HAVE SIERRA FINDING ANY CHANCE TO THINK OF A COUNTER!! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION IS GOING CRAZY ON SIERRA BEFORE LANDING A JUMPING KNEE RIGHT ON THE JAW!!! Ms. Extreme grabs Sierra in a side headlock and takes off running to the ropes, MS. EXTREME JUMPING TO KICK OFF THE ROPES AND THERE’S THE SPRINGBOARD BULLDOG!!
Jake Mercer: NO! SIERRA SHOVES MS. EXTREME OFF OF HER AND MS. EXTREME LANDS ON HER FEET, STUMBLING FORWARD AND TURNING AROUND INTO A WICKED SPIN KICK- SHE DUCKS AND SIERRA ENDS UP SPINNING AROUND, HER BACK TO MS. EXTREME AND SHE GETS LIFTED OFF HER FEET INTO AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! SIERRA GETS BOUNCED OFF MS. EXTREME’S KNEE AND THE CHAMPION FOLLOWS UP WITH A BACK SUPLEX THAT DROPS SIERRA TO THE MAT!!!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme rises to a vertical base and the crowd is firmly on her side as Sierra rolls to the ropes to recover! The Universal Women’s Champion shakes her head though, not letting Sierra get away before she runs at her- SIERRA POPS HER UP OVER THE TOP ROPE AS SHE CAME CHARGING BUT MS. EXTREME LANDS ON THE APRON! SIERRA GOING TO SWING BUT MS. EXTREME BLOCKS THE SHOT AND KICKS HER THROUGH THE ROPES TO SEND HER BACK! MS. EXTREME GOES TO GET IN THE RING-
Jake Mercer: BUT SIERRA IS SWIFT! SHE GRABS THE LEG THAT CAME THROUGH AND JUST TWISTED THROUGH A DRAGON SCREW OVER THE ROPE!! MS. EXTREME GETS YANKED INTO THE RING AND SIERRA HITS A KNEE DROP TO THE HEAD!! SIERRA NOW WITH THE REPEATED KNEE AND MS. EXTREME HAS TO COVER UP!! SIERRA REFUSES TO HOLD BACK AND MS. EXTREME TRIES TO PUSH HER AWAY, PUNCH THE LEG, SOMETHING BUT SIERRA IS RELENTLESS!!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra backs away and the referee is on her for being on the ropes while attacking Ms. Extreme but she isn’t trying to hear it! Sierra goes after Ms. Extreme AND GETS SENT OUT ONTO THE APRON OVER THE MIDDLE ROPE!! MS. EXTREME GETTING UP ONTO A KNEE WHILE SIERRA FINDS HER FOOTING, PUNCHING HER THROUGH THE ROPES! SIERRA GETS ROCKED AND MS. EXTREME GETS TO HER FEET, REACHING OVER THE ROPES-
Stew-O: A CLOTHESLINE FROM SIERRA!!! MS. EXTREME GOES DOWN AND SIERRA COMES OVER THE TOP ROPE IN A SLINGSHOT STOMP BUT MS. EXTREME ROLLS OUT THE WAY, NOW UP ON HER FEET AS SIERRA GETS TAKEN DOWN WITH A ROLL-UP PIN FROM BEHIND!!
OOOONNNNNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWWWOOOO!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEE!!!
Stew-O: SIERRA KICKS OUT, HAVING SHOVED MS. EXTREME FORWARD AND SHE TURNS OVER TO GET UP BUT MS. EXTREME IS ALREADY BACK AFTER HER- SIERRA PULLS THE LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER AND SIERRA FLIPS OVER HER INTO A BRIDGING JACKKNIFE COVER!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNNEEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWWWOOOOO!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME BRIDGES UP OUT OF IT AND TURNS THEM AROUND! A BOOT TO THE GUT OF SIERRA AND NOW A FISHERMAN SUPLEX THAT DROPS SIERRA ON HER BACK!!!
Stew-O: The Universal Women’s Champion sits up and looks around at the crowd before finding Ximena, the two of them staring each other down before Ms. Extreme gets up to her feet, grabbing Sierra and sitting her up on the top turnbuckle, starting to climb up after her-
Jake Mercer: BUT NOT SO FAST! SIERRA SHOVES HER AWAY AND MS. EXTREME FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT! She grabs at her back as she turns over and pushes herself up, a pained look on her face as Sierra comes down from the turnbuckles and to the mat, Sierra in the corner in position as Ms. Extreme stands up and turns around-
Flannery: “SEROTONIN”!! SIERRA SPINS GOING FOR THE ROLLING ELBOW- WAIT! NO! SPOKE TOO SOON! MS. EXTREME GOES DOWN, DUCKING UNDER THE SEROTONIN FROM SIERRA AND MS. EXTREME LIFTS HER UP! BACK SUPLEX TO DROP HER BACKWARD HEAD-FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! MS. EXTREME PULLS HER FROM BEING SLUMPED IN THE CORNER, PULLING HERSELF BEHIND SIERRA AND THERE’S A SITOUT NECKBREAKER!!!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme gets up and goes to the corner, climbing up to the top turnbuckle with a look out Ximena! Ms. Extreme coming to stand and she looks down to Sierra! “A BLIND FURY”!!! THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP CONNECTS!! THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION DRIVING HER BOOTS DOWN ON SIERRA AND MS. EXTREME TURNS OVER INTO THE COVER!!!
OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT LOOK AT XIMENA! SHE’S GRABBING THE ROPE TO GET ONTO THE APRON!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT XIMENA GETS BACK DOWN?!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Zombie” by Bad Wolves begins to play to roaring cheers and Ms. Extreme gets to her feet with the Universal Women’s Title being handed to her by the referee, who raises her hand!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION…. MS. EXTREME!!!!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme defeats Sierra here tonight, and Sierra certainly put up a spirited fight throughout this match! Sierra almost snuck out of this with the win as Ms. Extreme nearly lost her focus at times, but Ms. Extreme reeled herself in and got it together! But what was that from Ximena? She just let Ms. Extreme win?
Flannery McCoy: I’m not sure what to make of it! Maybe it’s mind games? Why wouldn’t she attack her to make that statement like she clearly considered doing?
Jake Mercer: Fools, both of you! As if Ximena would need to do that! Ximena clearly wanted to let Ms. Extreme have that sense of confidence ahead of their Championship match and I think that’s very generous of Ximena! It’s not every day that La Diosa herself allows such a thing for just anyone :wow:!!
Stew-O: Whatever the intention behind it all is, clearly this meeting between these two is going to be quite the anticipated World Championship match!
(Ms. Extreme raises the Universal Women’s Championship as she continues to celebrate her victory, meanwhile, Ximena has assisted in getting Sierra from the ring. She waves the referee off, assuring him that he’s not needed, and Ximena exits with Sierra, the two of them backpedalling up the aisle while Ms. Extreme taunts them on their way out! Ximena smirks at Ms. Extreme, who’s shouting at Ximena about the victory, before she and Sierra disappear to the back. The final shot comes upon Ms. Extreme grinning cockily after her win and still raising the Championship before the scene fades out.)
(A commercial is shown for Territorial Invasion with the 3-on-3-on-3 match officially confirmed with The Visual Prophet, SOSA Henderson, and Andre Walker going up against Theron Nikolas, Lethal Consequences, and Impact going up against New Eden.)
(Friday Night Dynasty comes back from its final commercial break of the night to the Amway Center, the crowd in anticipation for what’s to come after a star-studded show this week. But their hype immediately turns sour upon ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill blasting through the speakers of the arena. The crowd in attendance begins to shower the arena in boos upon seeing none other than the World Heavyweight Champion himself, Xander Payne, make his way out to the stage with a disgruntled look on his face. He simply stands at the stage for a moment, taking his Championship off his shoulder and looking down at it with a blank look on his face. He then begins to focus on the ring, making his way down the ramp with a stoic expression.)
Stephie Love: Introducing at this time, the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well here comes our World Champion, and this week he doesn’t seem like much of a happy camper. We all saw what happened last week. The team of Xander and his challenger at Territorial Invasion, Andrea Valentine, lost to the team of The Visual Prophet and SOSA Henderson in the main event. It was a result that Xander definitely didn’t expect, but he probably should’ve. Instead of co-existing with his partner, Xander decided to give her some unfair treatment in response ultimately leading them to their demise. He probably won’t tell you this upfront, but it’s more Xander’s fault than anything else.
Flannery McCoy: Well regardless, he has his head in the game looking forward. He knows that the tag team match last week is miniscule compared to what’s to come at Territorial Invasion, and he’s shifting his focus and setting his sights on what matters, keeping the World Heavyweight Championship in his grasp when it’s all said and done. If anything, last week is fueling that rage and anger judging by the look on his face. Though I fear what he has to say to the EAW Universe tonight :lupe:.
Jake Mercer: Obviously some biblical shit! Do you know who this happens to be? None other than the best damn professional wrestler on this very planet! Xander Payne is a one-in-a-million Elitist and I firmly believe that he has the right to speak what he’s got on his mind at any given time. I know wholeheartedly that he’s going to beat Andrea at Territorial Invasion and tonight he’s simply out here to prove me right!
Flannery McCoy: Do you really believe that…?
Jake Mercer: 😜 Hey!
(Xander makes his way around the ring and stops in front of the steel steps. He takes a moment to look around once again, a stern look on his face while he takes a deep breath and makes his way up the steel steps. He makes his way onto the apron, looking out to the crowd in attendance who scream at the top of their lungs showing their disapproval for the Champion at the moment. Xander then enters into the ring, taking his World Heavyweight Championship off his shoulders and raising it into the air, the crowd continuing to boo as loudly as possible. Xander then turns around and snatches a microphone from ringside. ‘It Follows’ then begins to fade out from there while Xander makes his way towards the center of the ring, he has a frustrated look on his face while he paces around the ring, taking the time to speak.)
Xander Payne: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, we are gathered here today to discuss the events that have occurred last week. A day that will forever rattle the core of the company known as Elite Answers Wrestling, forever leaving its mark as a day to remember, and commemorate… ‘The August 21st Travesty’… I know a lot of you have questions, the pathetic inbreds who are uncultured and don’t know about such a tragic day, but allow me to educate you. You see, on that fateful day, there was a hero. A hero that came around every Friday night to feed the village and protect them from the evildoers of the night. He was a symbol in the village, worshipped as an angel from beloved. His name? His name was simply, Xander. And in my honest eyes, he was a role model. He was someone to look up to, and the Fridays that he came to that village? Those Friday’s… were very special. But of course, being a hero, being the protector of many, of course you had to have your villains, and Xander had a lot of them.
Xander Payne: None short of heathens trying to plague that very village, wreak havoc and leave everyone that lived there absolutely miserable. If there was one thing that Xander had to protect them from? It was that. From the monsters known as Lethal Consequences, Charlie Marr, Impact, SOSA Henderson; Xander slayed them all in hopes that the village would one day see brighter days, there was no doubt that Xander cared about the very village that he looked over, The ‘Dynasty’ Village. But of course, unfortunately, we have our moments. We have our moments of weakness, and when we least expect it, it costs us, Xander definitely had his. That… absolute snake… by the name of Andrea Valentine came up and completely… COMPLETELY… stabbed Xander in the back. Now, for the fortunate who don’t know the name of Andrea, she was a simple little peasant who helped out in the battles that Xander fought in. One day, well I just she just got way too over her head, and betrayed him. It was an earth rattling moment, which is why we commemorate August 21st, 1253 to this very day… as ‘The August 21st Tragedy.’
(Xander wipes away fake tears from his face with his hands, the crowd is absolutely deafening at this point, sometimes drowning out what Xander has to say with boos.)
Xander Payne: I know, I know… I too am very hurt by this every year it comes around and sometimes I question how Andrea was able to get away with this. Doing such a cowardly and disrespectful act to the noble Knight who was only trying to make these villagers happy. Well, it turns out, they ended up figuring out her plan. Her plan was to take over the village, shaping it into how she sees the World, and in turn, burn it down to the ground. It was going to be a scary sight, and believe me the peasants tried to do everything in their power to make sure something happened, but ultimately it was ineffective compared to the wrath that Andrea had. But, there was still hope… because Xander had come back! Xander walked into battle and she slayed Andrea once and for all! She took her down and saved The ‘Dynasty’ Village from being taken over and ultimately plagued! In a battle known as ‘Territorial Invasion’ I know you have to be asking at the moment, what is the purpose of all of this? What is the point of me retelling a story as old as time? Well folks…
Xander Payne: You can say that history is about to repeat itself.
(The sorrow and frustrated look on the face of Xander turns into a shit-eating grin while the crowd boos louder than ever for him. He smirks, taking it all in before raising his Championship high in the air. He has a good laugh, before bringing his Championship back down and resting it on his shoulder before continuing to speak once again.)
Xander Payne: You honestly fell for that sob story? You honestly believe that I give a damn about what happened last week? I don’t, I don’t care. Because losses like those? They happen, so what, sometimes you just have to be the better man and not be such a pussy over it, Christ. Let’s admit, none of what happened in that tag team match falls on my shoulders, I think that’s kind of obvious at this point. We all know what happened, we’ve all seen what happened, Andrea Valentine left me out to dry like the disappointment she is and furthermore, cost our team the match. What’s the deal with that, huh? The week before we got a win against Bronson Daniels and Andre Walker, what happened to that? What happened to the respect that you were giving your World Heavyweight God? Sometimes, things are just too good to be true. You already fell way into the deep end by even considering yourself a favorite to win the World Heavyweight Championship in the first place, you’re just digging a deeper hole for yourself. Let me tell you right now Andrea, because I know you’re watching this, don’t get too comfortable living in your own little world. No matter who it’s been, I’ve always managed to come out on top in every single Championship defense that I’ve been in. I’ve been at the top of my game and been the best on Friday Night Dynasty, being a God in the world that you simply only live in. Don’t be surprised when the only thing that you meet is disappointment, because I can promise you that is the only outcome that will happen at Territorial Invasion.
(Xander puts his microphone down for a moment, a serious expression on his face while he stares into the camera. The crowd hasn’t been short on booing him the entire promo, showing their disapproval for the World Champion. But those boos suddenly cease upon hearing ‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX blast through speakers of the arena to deafening cheers from the crowd. Xander closes his eyes for a moment, practically seething as he turns to the stage upon seeing Andrea Valentine making her way out to the stage with a microphone in her hand. She has her hands spread out while the crowd comes unhinged for her, a smile on her face while she looks around before stopping at the center of the stage. ‘Roll With Me’ then begins to fade out while Andrea slowly makes her way down the ramp, holding her microphone up while she begins to speak, making her way to the ring.)
Andrea Valentine: Here we go again, it’s like I’m talking to a brick wall when it comes to you, Xander. Everything that I say goes through one ear and out the other, then you come out here repeating the same sentiments week after week. When are you going to realize that the type of challenge that I pose is one that’s not going to be as easy as you’d expect it to be to topple? It’s not like I have a problem in the slightest when it comes to it, but I’m sure like many, I’m tired of hearing you come out here everyday and run your mouth stating the same repeated notions. I don’t know when you’re going to realize it, or frankly if you’re ever going to realize it, I’m not the Andrea Valentine that you stood across the ring from last Season. I’ve lived and learned since then and most importantly, patched up my mistakes. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Season 15 is going to be much different than Season 14. I think it’s safe to say that it didn’t go my way last time, but it’s going to be very different this time around, that’s something that I’m going to make sure of.
Xander Payne: And when are you going to shut your mouth and stop interrupting me when I’m speaking, huh? If there’s someone that’s in over their head in this scenario, it’s you. You need to realize just like you desperately attempt to tell me in hopes that I actually take you seriously, I’m not like any other Champion. The Drake King’s? The King Kass’? The Ms. Extreme’s? They don’t compare to the sheer talent that your World Heavyweight God possesses. Sure you could pose a challenge to them, but most definitely not be. You should be disappointed that you spent so much time trying to persuade me into believing a lie. Let me tell you just like I’ve told everyone else that’s stepped up, and consequently fallen at my hands; this is not your battle, this’ll never be your battle. We could go on all day contesting whether or not Andrea Valentine is World Championship material or not, but she’ll never be as long as I’m the Champion, nough said, woman.
Andrea Valentine: It’s like I was never EAW World Champion 🙄. It’s when you say the stupidest shit that it makes me laugh all of a sudden, but you know what? That’s absolutely fine by me. You can believe, somehow, that I’m not fit to be a World Champion, when that’s far from the case, believe anything that you want. Just know, after everything that I’ve said and told you? You shouldn’t be surprised when the result that I have for this match plays out. It’s about time that someone puts you in your place and shuts your mouth, and I wouldn’t miss the opportunity for that to be me 😍. When I walk out of Territorial Invasion a two-time World Champion, further solidifying just how far I’ve come on the Dynasty brand since my departure. You know, it’s kind of funny how coincidental the circumstances turned out to be. At the same free-per-view last year I was fighting for the World Heavyweight Championship, now this year? I’m doing it once again. But I promise you, the results are going to be different from the last.
(Xander rolls his eyes for a moment, rubbing at his temple while shaking his head, it’s clear that he’s growing more irritated than ever when it comes to Andrea and is damn near about to snap. He shakes his head before he continues to speak from there.)
Xander Payne: You still haven’t convinced me Andrea, what the hell is going to make you different? Different from the rest of the current and future Hall of Famers that have been slain by my hand, what makes you more than just a run of the mill, tally in the defense column competitor for a fine specimen like myself? You need to realize that the world doesn’t revolve around you, it never will. There’s only one centerpiece when it comes down to the facts, and that’s me. So my recommendation? You’re better off backing off and staying in line, because the only thing that you’re going to meet is the sheer disappointment that you face because you tried to act tough one day and step up to someone like me. Sleep well at night assuming that you have me scouted, nobody has, and it won’t end with you.
(Xander turns around and shakes his head while Andrea stands at the center of the ring, with her arms crossed looking very unamused. Xander is about to leave the ring, before he stops. He shakes his head before making his way back towards Andrea.)
Xander Payne: On second thought-
Stew-O: XANDER JUST TOOK THE MICROPHONE AND SLAMMED IT INTO THE SKULL OF ANDREA! Andrea stumbles backwards trying to recover, BUT XANDER RUNS FORWARD AND TAKES HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! Now it’s Xander that’s completely unloading on the face of Andrea while she desperately tries to fend it off to the best of her ability! It’s safe to say that Andrea didn’t expect this surprise assault by the World Heavyweight Champion!
Flannery McCoy: Xander completely brutalizes her, but now he grabs hold of Andrea and drags her up to her feet. Xander throws Andrea to the ropes, looking to set her up for a possible statement-maker right here! LIFTING HER UP AND LOOKING TO DROP HER DOWN TO THE GROUND INTO LAST SEDATION! POP-UP POWERBOMB IN EFFECT!
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDREA STOPS XANDER AND TURNS HERSELF AROUND SPIKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH ATOMIC BLONDE! POISON RANA CONNECTS COMPLETELY TAKING XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND! Andrea is completely taken aback but it looks like she isn’t done right here, making her way up to the top rope and setting herself up while Xander attempts to desperately stumble up to his feet before this gets any worse for him!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S TOO LATE AS V-DAY CONNECTS! DIVING SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON COMPLETELY TAKES OUT XANDER! ANDREA VALENTINE HAD MADE A STATEMENT AND SOLIDIFIED HERSELF, CONTRARY TO XANDER’S BELIEF, AS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATERIAL!
(Andrea pops back up to her feet while the crowd begins to shower cheers down, showing their support for Andrea while she smiles and points around. She then stumbles on the World Heavyweight Championship, looking down at it while picking it up off the ground and looking towards it. She puts her foot on the unconscious Xander and takes the Championship before raising it high in the air with pride. Andrea standing on top of Xander is the last shot seen before Dynasty ultimately fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
