(EAW Intro Plays.)
(We open the episode with a brief recap of last week’s festivities. We see the spotlight shine down on the elitists who were victorious the previous week. Khamsin, Harper Lee, Molly Quinn, The Grand Athletes, and Sarah Price.We also heard from current Undisputed Women’s Champion Serena Bennett before she went onto Bloodsport and ended Minerva’s reign. Veena Adams and here hatred for Nina Bravo intensified as they had a brawl in the middle of the ring, Andrea Valentine was revealed to be the next challenger to The Visual Prophet’s World Heavyweight Championship, and Chris Elite and Andre Walker were visibly frustrated following their tough loss. A big announcement was made where we learned that StarrStan had selected Specialist Champion Sarah Price to be captain of the Dynasty War Games team at this season’s Territorial Invasion show which she accepted. We also witnessed Charlie Marr ask Xander Payne to join him in the 5 vs 5 vs 5 Brand Warfare match. Finally, we see a SEBAS vs Jalyn Garcia match end in a no contest as Lethal Consequences entered the fray and assaulted Garcia until his mentor, Answers World Champion Jamie O’Hara, came for the save.)
(Finally, the show kicks off the show in the performance center in Newark, New Jersey as the socially distanced crowd roars with excitement. We see a pan of the crowd as several elitist merch is on display. “SEBAS” hoodies, “HARPER LEE MAKES ME GO WEE!” Signs, and even a “Jumpin Jalyn” shirt is on visible as the camera makes its way to the commentary desk.)
Stew-O: It is August 21st, 2020 and we keep on trucking on as we move closer to EAW’s highly anticipated brand clashing FPV…TERRITORIAL INVASION!
Flannery McCoy: Oh Icannot wait for that show, Stew!
Stew-O: You are not the only one. That was Flannery McCoy, the ever intelligent and enthusiastic partner of mine on this microphone. I am Stew-O and along with us we have Jake Mercer. THIS.IS.FRIDAY.NIGHT.DYNASTY!!!
Flannery McCoy: Big things popping tonight, Stew! We’ve got the debut of Nina Bravo as she takes on World Heavyweight Champion The Visual Prophet’s challenger at Territorial Invasion Andrea Valentine! Korey Gaines comes back to Dynasty to represent the Voltage brand in a match up where he face’s Dynasty’s Andre Walker one on one. We’ve also got a main event featuring two hall of famers in Impact and Lethal Consequences!
Jake Mercer: Yes, BIG LC IS-
(“Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin turns up loudly in the arena as the fans pop and cheer for the visitor walking through the black curtain. Indeed, out walks Answers World Champion Jamie O’Hara. Jamie is in his street clothes as he slowly makes his way down the ramp with his AWC belt on his shoulders.)
Flannery McCoy: What’s going on Jake, cat got your tongue? Do continue with your Lethal Consequences bragging as his opponent for the Answers World title heads to the ring.
Jake Mercer: Eh, maybe he’s here to apologize to LC for riling him up. I know for a fact and have it under good authority that LC only attacked Jalyn Garcia to make sure the former New Breed champion was built for the Extreme Answers Wrestling culture that LC wants to re-establish!
Stew-O: I don’t think anyone in the world believes that is what LC was doing.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, I don’t even believe LC thinks he was doing that when he attacked Garcia. But, you go ahead with your excuses and let’s see if Jamie agrees with that.
Jake Mercer: We’ve got a wild Jamie O’Hara in the Impact Zone on a Friday instead of his usual day and unless he wants to come to Dynasty, he should limit his appearances in my opinion. Or, we can wait for LC to beat him and bring it on home to us!
Stew-O: I don’t know if LC will still be a Dynasty elitists if he wins. :lupe:
(Jamie O’Hara enters the ring and is handed a microphone. The fans find it hard to stop cheering but Jamie raises his hand and waves them off as his music fades out.)
Jamie O’Hara: I feel like I can do this forever. I’m destined to do this forever. They come, they go, one thing remains fluid in this liquified existence of brawlers and pugilist. I will be here, and I will be fighting for not just this belt but this placement. This spot. This existence. This air is rarified and I breath it calmly despite what a Johnny Come Lately or next man up chasing their 15 minutes of significance. The repeated outcome always contested yet simultaneously expected. It never does change. Time, place, generation, era. One challenger falls, another takes its place all too the same repeatedly indefinitely. Timeless and by the very definition transcendent, the same true outcome so long ago remains ever present as opponents exist as mere names and physical bodies might as well be grey and lifeless; immemorable and inconsequential. Your story, your value, your worth, your reasoning, your legitimacy, all failing to amount to anything but a meagre detail lumped on individualising every outcome and nothing will change as the next falls. Lethal Consequences does little to move the needle in another direction; timed, era bound, generation capped, the antithesis to all that I am among the halls of ‘iconic’ names. A man whose last feat that would otherwise etch into my skin as a breach, a reason to be remotely concerned happened well before my name was first spoken in this company; I don’t think I’ll concern myself too much with that. Alas, that’s for another day. Even his presence on Showdown is merely a nuisance above all else.
(Jamie shrugs his shoulders as he pauses.)
Jamie O’Hara: With that said…I will give him the benefit of doubt he seeks. LC, you aren’t just a scab who has seen his peak pass him plenty of times now. You haven’t even sniffed my stage in years but you look like you may have the motivation to give it one last heave. Like throwing rocks at the sun, all logic states you cannot reach the big star from the ground. But, LC doesn’t always live in a logical world. LC lives in his own world. Congruent to our own. This just may be the best shape you’ve ever been. Well, at least since I arrived at EAW’s doors in 2014. 6 years in and it has gone by like a bullet in the air. You have been here since before me yet no matter how many brand restarts, no matter how many rebrands, no matter how many “remixes”, we get a man that ultimately is futile to compare to me.
(Jamie rubs his chin as he begins to speak once more.)
Jamie O’Hara: Which is why I find it foolish for you to reach after my understudy to try and rile me up. I taught Jalyn how to handle his own but of course I can’t allow you to rag doll my student. Of course a man such as myself can’t just allow you to disrespect me and my legacy in such a Neanderthal way. Clubbing away at Jalyn did trigger me more than I probably expected but nothing you did surprised me. That’s just who you are. Which is why I know you shouldn’t’ be surprised to see me back in your ring, on your show, telling you to bring your ass out here and face me man to man.
(A brief pause occurs as Jamie stands in the ring staring at the stage. “Tougher Colder Killer” by El-P begins to play as the fans begin booing. Out steps Lethal Consequences, shirtless with a pair of blue jeans, a gold necklace, and a pair of black boots. LC stares in the ring as Jamie returns a glare. LC reaches in his back pocket and reveals a microphone as he slowly makes his way down the ramp.)
Lethal Consequence: You gon’ stop throwing those stupid big Ivy League words around and talk to me like a damn man before you make me mad and have me recreate the manhandling I produced on your protege last week. Jamie, if you fuckin’ say “equestrian” or “lesbian” or anymore words with 7 syllables or more I’m gon’ take you my the eyebrows and field goals kick ya’ mouth to Wuhan.
Jamie O’Hara: I’m sorry, I can barely understand you. How about you hurry up and get in this ring so I can hear you a bit clearer?
Lethal Consequences: …:dave:
Jamie O’Hara: …
Lethal Consequences: Nah. I do what I want when I want Ninja Gundam Mobile Suit pussy. Look, me and you ain’t got that type of deep background or establish history. Our canon ain’t like the canon me and Imp got. Or even you and DEDEDE got. We like two familiar strangers who self aware or whatever. I done watched you come and shoot shoot towards the top like nobody’s business. I’m watching from my POV asking myself who stuck a rocket up this Aussie’s ass and sent him to the top top? Confused to say the least was big LC. When you was just cutting your teeth, big LC was Bone Thugs and Harmony with them suits. They met me at the crossroads. Had me in more positions than a D’Antoni offense. All of them set up so I fail. Meanwhile all them new alt jabroni jamokes look at me like a washed up has been. They wrote in their blogs and social medias that big LC couldn’t cut it in the new era. And while you wasn’t the main man making this shit stick, while you wasn’t even the focal point pushing this false narrative, you was the face of the new era of EAW casting doubt on my name. Jamie O’High and Mighty O’Hara represented the darkest times of big LC career and these past two seasons I’ve been shattering the damage placed over my rep and my name. We wiped the computer clean and rebooted. Beep boop. Restarted. No remix, remix is retarded. We established a reestablishment. Now, i’ma solidify my switch up by stamping and stomping out the golden goose of that golden era. This LC’S canon timeline begins in 2018, bruh. I beat Devian Dubian and turned one of the stars from that era into a dubious dummy. He gone now and he ain’t coming back for no revenge. This all started back then but it really starts two years ago and it comes back down onto the man who lead the charge against the extremist of the decade. It comes down to me and Jamie O’hack-era.
Jamie O’Hara: And I reject everything you speak on. I especially reject this notion that I am the final boss for your journey, Lethal. I’m not the final boss of a begotten era and your misguided bitterness has you blinded and misguided to the point that you can’t see that it’s nobody’s fault but yourself as to why you have been where you have been. LC, you fucked up your own career. Not management, not other elitists, not these fans. Nobody put you where you were except for you. I have no interests in entertaining false narratives but if that’s where you find motivation, I’ll gladly make those claims true for you. At Territorial Invasion, I can turn these delusions of slander you sling into more than just a mirage of lies. I can make them come true. I’ll take full responsibility for being the reason why you get knocked all the way back down to the bottom you crawled out from at Territorial Invasion. The very bottom you have admitted to being at for the entirety of my Elite Answers Wrestling tenure.
Lethal Consequences: Fuckin. :dave: You talk that thought talk like I won’t toss your tough acting Tinactin ass in a body bag and launch your Koala Bear eating ass back to Japan. Send you off with the rest of rejects that threw dirt on my name.
(Suddenly, the crowd pops as Jamie raises an eyebrow and smiles for the first time this evening.)
Lethal Consequences: :dave: Your kinky ass like that talk, huh? Sissy. This era full of pillow biters and you chomping on the whole mattress huh, Jamie? That’s a girls name and you about to be my girl at Territorial Invasion you-
Jamie O’Hara: I’m sorry to interrupt you but…well. Maybe you should turn around and…
Lethal Consequences: :lupe:
(LC turns as…)
Stew-O: BAM! JALYN GARCIA! JALYN GARCIA RAN DOWN THE RAMP WHILE LC BACK WAS TURNED AND HE HIT A BICYCLE KNEE ON LC! LC IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD! JALYN WAILS ON LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AS THE FANS ROAR!
Jake Mercer: THIS IS A CRIME! THIS IS A MUGGING! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!
Flannery McCoy: Nobody is there to save LC. Maybe he should have a student like Jamie has with Jalyn and he’d have some backup. Instead, Jalyn is getting some well deserved revenge as LC just cannot catch himself back up!
Jake Mercer: This isn’t fair! That’s the extremist of the decade! That is the next Answers World Champion! That’s big LC!!
Stew-O: That is a man being lifted off the arena floor after being stomped out and rolled under the bottom rope and into the ring as Jamie O’Hara watches Jalyn saluting his teacher as Jamie drops his belt in the center of the ring, slowly backs up into a corner, and waits for LC to slowly rise. Jamie points a finger gun right at LC as LC stands and turns…
Flannery McCoy: IN EXCELSIS! The running Bicycle Knee Strike flattens LC as Jamie rolls on the mat and pops back up onto his feet!
Jake Mercer: :to: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The quickness of the Answers World Champion as he begins pacing in the ring as Lethal Consequences lays flat out with his eyes shut tight! Jalyn is clapping as O’Hara reaches down and grabs his Answers World Championship. O’Hara and his understudy just got a big measure of revenge as Lethal Consequences’ plan to not fall of Jamie’s face to face request backfires!
Jake Mercer: Jamie and Jalyn might have just awoken a mad man. This can’t be a preview of things to come. It’s been years since LC held World title gold. It’s been two years of redemption. It’s been too long for him to not be recognized as the best. This assault was too much! Too many toos, guys!
Stew-O: It might be too late for LC to get revenge on these guys tonight but it’s not too late for LC to recover and build momentum by beating Impact tonight!
(We get a final shot of Jamie exiting the ring as “Kashmir” blasts. Jalyn walks side by side with his mentor as LC slowly tries to roll over and clutch his face after those knee’s to the head.)
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(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following tag team match is scheduled for…
Crowd: Two falls?
Stephie Love: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: Introducing first…
(“Captain Hook” by Megan Thee Stallion hits as Joy Jackson comes out to the ring looking joyful.)
Stephie Love: From Atlanta, Georgia weighing in at 114 pounds she is JOYYYYYYYYYYY JACKSONNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t really know who this is.
Jake Mercer: I heard that she is a former EAW Champion in 1983.
Flannery McCoy: Gtfo.
(“Chicken Noodle Soup” by Dreezy hits as Diamante Delgado steps out onto the stage wearing a Puerto Rican flag.)
Stephie Love: From La Perla, Puerto Rico weighing in at 115 pounds she is “The Boricua Badass” DIAMANTEEEEEEEEEEE DELGAAAAAAAAAAAADO!!!!
Jake Mercer: Oh yeah baby you know the Latinas want them some of Jake Mercer! Don’t worry Diamante daddy is coming!
El Landerson (at Spanish commentary table): :mjpls:
Flannery McCoy: Oh no he is not.
Stew-O: We have to apologize for Jake because he is the reason both of these wrestlers probably will be quitting the company after the show. So enjoy them while it lasts.
(“The Invisible Wall” by the GazettE hits to boos from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: From Kabukicho, Tokyo, Japan weighing in at 251 pounds he is “The Ungovernable” KOMATSUUUUUUUUUUU OGAWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
(Komatsu Ogawa makes his way out to the ring looking very calm as he waits for his partner to arrive.)
Jake Mercer: Damn look at how tranquilo he is.
Flannery McCoy: Ogawa scares me.
Stew-O: He is pretty scary just wait to see what he does to these two women he is facing here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Just wait to see what I do to them la-
Flannery McCoy: slaps
Stew-O: I cannot state enough how much talent this man Komatsu Ogawa has. Maybe talent isn’t even the right word. He still has a long way to go. He has the right mindset may be a better way of putting it and I personally consider that to be one of the best talents. The experience and credentials will come with time but I won’t be shocked if there comes a time where Komatsu Ogawa reigns supreme over EAW!
(“Bow Down” by I Prevail hits to a mixed reaction.)
Stephie Love: And his partner from the Swamps of Louisiana weighing in at 212 pounds he is SETHHHHHHHHH OSIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIS!!!!
(Seth Osiris comes out holding his head in pain as he tries to fight the demonic voices swirling around inside his twisted mind.)
Jake Mercer: These two beautiful women should not be allowed to face off against these sick looking bastards. I should get involved to protect them!
Flannery McCoy: No white knighting allowed Jake. This is why I insisted on putting the glass barrier around the announce table as well not just the fans. But did they listen to Old Flan? No of course not.
Stew-O: Well all we can hope is that Seth gets the mental treatment he needs for his obvious illness and psychological conditions.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The match is off to a start as soon as the bell rings with Joy Jackson and Komatsu Ogawa locking up in the ring. Wait here comes Seth Osiris and Diamante Delgado!!! They are throwing fists in the ring! The referee immediately losing control here tonight as an all out brawl has broken out! Back and forth! Back and forth! Down goes Diamante after Osiris slaps her hard across the face! She eats the mat as Komatsu and Joy are still trading blows! Joy backed up into the corner as Komatsu begins hitting her with various martial arts strikes and chops! Hard chops to the chest as the vicious Komatsu is tearing into her flesh! But here comes Seth too and the two men are double teaming and zeroing in on Joy in the corner! Chops from Komatsu and big kicks from Seth! Joy is not showing very much joy here tonight as her opponents tear her apart. Her only saving grace may be the referee who is now getting involved to force Seth to leave the ring. But Joy still has to deal with Komatsu who decides to drop her with a quick and impactful Emerald Flowsion before going for the cover.
Referee: ONEEEEEEE!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOO!!!!!! THRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: But Joy Jackson with that kickout! Komatsu Ogawa spits on her before dragging her up to her feet and repeatedly bashing her head into the turnbuckle. Komatsu makes the tag in to Seth Osiris who immediately climbs to the top rope and leaps off hitting a Curb Stomp to the back of Joy’s skull. Seth tosses Joy across the ring and holds his arms out in victory as the crowd boos. Joy slowly crawls to her corner and makes the tag in to Diamante. Diamante Delgado reluctantly enters the ring as she slaps the shit out of Seth Osiris. Osiris just smiles back at her with a sick grin before grabbing the back of her head and shoving her down to the ground. Seth puts his boot on top of her head as he again raises his arms to show his dominance over his opponent here tonight.
Jake Mercer: Seth Osiris rubs the back of his boot down into the spine of Diamante Delgado who screams out in pain. Osiris quickly locks Diamante into an Ankle Lock as she looks like she might tap out immediately! But Diamante catches a glimpse of that Puerto Rican flag she brought to ringside and realizes that she needs to keep on fighting for her people! What a queen! Go Diamante go!!! Diamante rolls over tossing Seth away from her as he falls back hard into the corner. But Seth lands on the middle turnbuckle and leaps off with a Flying Crossbody!!! But Diamante rolls thru into a pinning combination!!!
Referee: ONEEEEE!!!!!! TWOOOOOO!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: But Komatsu Ogawa enters the ring to break up the pinfall! Ogawa slides back out with a devious smile on his face as Seth Osiris looks enraged that he was nearly defeated by Diamante Delgado! There is no shame in losing to a talent such as her! Well anyway that might be it for her as Seth tags in Ogawa who springboards into the ring catching Diamante in midair and dropping her with a Spike DDT. Ogawa showing that he knows how to do them fancy maneuvers that they teach at the special wrestling universities for rich kids in Japan. Ogawa aggressively locks Diamante into an Ankle Lock of her own! She is screaming and about to tap out! It’s over Flan!
Flannery McCoy: NO! SHE REACHED THE ROPES! BUT HOW? SHE WAS SO FAR AWAY!
Jake Mercer: Komatsu Ogawa literally laughing as Diamante Delgado realizes he released the hold intentionally so she could reach the ropes! Ogawa with them mind games! Big brain style! But Ogawa right back to business as he yanks Diamante off the ropes and throws her like a dart into her own corner where Joy Jackson immediately makes the tag. Joy looking nervous as Ogawa summons her into the ring. Joy steps right up to him and goes for a bitch slap! But Ogawa caught the arm! Ogawa wrenches the arm and drags Joy down to the mat into a Crossface! Ogawa tearing Joy apart as he pulls back with his arms across her face! Joy has no choice! She must tap!
Joy Jackson: NO! I WON’T TAP OUT!
Komatsu Ogawa: OH YES YOU WILL! TAP BITCH TAP!
Joy Jackson: Ugh fine.
Stew-O: JOY JACKSON TAPS OUT!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners the team of Komatsu Ogawa and Seth Osiris!!!!
(Diamante Delgado is shown fainting from the trauma of the L and falling off the apron. Jake Mercer leaps over the announce table in an attempt to catch her.)
Jake Mercer: NO! I GOT YOU BABY!!!
(Unfortunately Jake Mercer is too late as Diamante falls into the arms of El Landerson who leaped over the Spanish commentary table to catch her instead. Landerson is shown carrying her away thru the crowd to live happily ever after as Jake screams for her to come back to him.)
Flannery McCoy: It is what he deserves. However, this victory is also what Komatsu Ogawa and Seth Osiris deserve. I am more and more impressed with their performance each and every week here on Dynasty.
Stew-O: Same here Flan. Komatsu Ogawa is always using moves that I rarely see here in the United States. Sometimes I lowkey wish I was in Japan where I could finally not be judged for my anime fandom and hentai collection.
Flannery McCoy: Your what now?
Stew-O: I guess it is just not to be! Anyway I could see Komatsu Ogawa on the rise in 2020 and wouldn’t be shocked if he had gold around his waist by the end of the year! However, don’t count his partner out either. Seth may not have gotten the win but he was equally impressive. I guess what I am trying to say is Dynasty has a very bright future with the likes of these two around! :blessed:
Stew-O: And what a match we’ve just witnessed! But now it’s time for the New Breed Champion to respond to the attack from Andre Walker from last week.
Jake Mercer: Didn’t we just see Jamie O’Hara from Showdown earlier? This is Territorial Invasion season and we’re just letting people from other brands come in here? Something’s up.
Flannery McCoy: Chill out, Jake, it’s not that deep. Lethal Consequences is going to face Jamie and Bronson is an interbranded champion.
Jake Mercer: Alright then, don’t come to me when Showdown pulls a big ass strike on us.
Stew-O: Anyway, we’re supposed to see Bronson Daniels come out now.
(“Nightcrawler” by Travis Scott, Swae Lee & Chief Keef plays out as Bronson Daniels comes out to the ring, wearing his casual designer clothing and a cap, with the New Breed Championship on his shoulder with mixed reactions from the crowd)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the New Breed Champion, BRRROOONSSSOOONNNN DAAANIEEELLLSSSS!!!
Bronson Daniels (off-mic): You’re supposed to yell “BITCH” after New Breed Champion damn it!
Stephie Love: :skip:
Jake Mercer: This guy is on our brand and demands that we do shit the way he wants?
(Bronson Daniels gets into the ring and grabs a microphone that was put in the corner of the ring as “Nightcrawler” fades away)
Bronson Daniels: So… I guess I’m supposed to talk about what Andre Walker did last week. You see, I prefer beating people up than destroying them in promo battles, but I’m fine with both. Last week, I was just supposed to scout SEBAS who was supposed to be my next defense. Sadly that match didn’t see a clear end because of Lethal Consequences, but that doesn’t annoy me as much as what happened right after. I wasn’t expecting was to be bombarded backstage by some bitter fuckboy who can’t move on from the loss he took at Pain For Pride. And while I have been on fire all season, Andre has done nothing to deserve this match. You told me that you’re somehow more high-profile than I am, and that you faced the man who is supposed to be Jamie for the Answers World Title at Operation: Doomsday. But the question is? Did you win? No. You were just exhibition. That’s like me facing TNT and he’s suddenly deserving to be champion. Nah, it doesn’t work like that, beloved. You couldn’t win this championship two times and you think third time’s the charm? Well, I’m sorry but it doesn’t work that way with me as champion. But, I really want to hear your side of the story, so why don’t you come out you fucking pussy?
(“GATTI” by Pop Smoke & Travis Scott blasts through the Performance Center’s speakers as Andre Walker comes out with a smirk on his face, doing his signature “Billionaire Walk”, with a microphone with his chants and a mixed crowd reaction, leaning more towards a negative one)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome “The Notorious”… AAANDREEEE… WAAALKEEERRRR!!!
Stew-O: Well, here comes the man who attacked Bronson Daniels last week. Hey, do you guys think Andre Walker actually owns a Bugatti? His entrance song suggests so…
Flannery McCoy: Why don’t you ask him? He’s right here.
Jake Mercer: Look, that doesn’t matter! What matters is that honestly Andre Walker had every right to beat the crap out of Bronson! He was the one that was walking around in the Dynasty backstage when he’s from Showdown! We’re in full-on Brand Warfare against Voltage and Showdown and these intruders are allowed to walk in. WAKE UP!
Flannery McCoy: Overanalyzing ass commentators.
(Andre Walker walks into the ring, and raises the EAW-branded mic up to his mouth as “GATTI” fades away)
Andre Walker: Bronson, Bronson, Bronson. Where do I even start? I finally got my rematch against Jalyn, but no, you and that little turtle-loving bastard had to be in the way. Do you see how both me and Jalyn weren’t involved in the finish? If it was a one-on-one between me and him, I would’ve been the New Breed Champion right now! I was the most hyped-up rookie going into tha-
(Bronson Daniels throws his cap into Andre’s face and raises the microphone up to his mouth)
Bronson Daniels: STOP THE FUCKING CAP! You were the most hyped up rookie? :mjlol: !!! Ain’t nobody in the world been talking about your bitch ass when I’m in the fucking conversation! Please stop lying to yourse-
Andre Walker: Let me speak you fucking troglodyte.
Bronson Daniels: Troglodyte? Do I look like Jalyn Garcia to you?
Andre Walker: Do I look like I’m the mood for jokes? Didn’t you say you wanted to hear my side of the story? Then let me speak. I shouldn’t have lost at Pain For Pride! If there was ONE more second, you wouldn’t have pinned Sturgis, and you wouldn’t be walking around so smug with that New Breed Championship. There really was a whole new ass design and the first person to hold it was you. Jesus. Do you wanna know who was the cause of my downfall? YOU. Ever since you won by a fluke I haven’t been doing well. I lost multiple times on Dynasty, I lost my first Free-Per-View match this season, I lost to Sarah Price, and to the Grand fuckin’ Athletes of all people. I’m tired of this crap. I barely even managed to beat Jalyn! I blame all of this… ON YOU! And I demand another title shot, because I want my revenge and this time I’ll beat the shit out of you!
Bronson Daniels: Well, let me think, should I or shouldn’t I give you a title sho-
(“La Guayaba” by Riccie Oriach blasts through the speakers as SEBAS makes his way to the ring, with a microphone in his hand, in a rain full of cheers from the audience)
Jake Mercer: I hope Andre and SEBAS team up on this Showdown opp.
Flannery McCoy: SEBAS won a New Breed Showcase match against five other rising stars in EAW, thus granting himself a New Breed Title match, but two weeks he has yet to receive that match. What does he have to say?
(SEBAS climbs up on the steel steps and then enters the ring rising up the microphone to his mouth as “La Guayaba” fades out)
SEBAS: I couldn’t help but overhear this conversation backstage on the TV streaming Dynasty. How dare you Andre get in the middle of MY opportunity? I rightfully won my match and you’ve done nothing all season. How can you not beat a tag team that could barely get along a few months ago, when a fucking Hall of Famer and former world champion is on your side? It really shows how much you have fallen off. So look Andre, you either fall back and let me get my shot… or else…
Andre Walker: Or else what you fucking Caribbean bitch? Are you going to “beat” me up? I’m here to remind you that I’m not like any of the motherfuckin’ nobodies that you beat at Operation: Doomsday. I’m the big fucking deal and I should be the New Breed champion, not this little clown that is Bronson Daniels.
Bronson Daniels: Yo shut the fuck up. Fucking 5 foot dumbass who doesn’t even weight 200 pounds. I’ll take you out with no problem, Andre. Well, I’m not the only one to take you out with no problem as so did a lot of people this season. All you can do is be a cheap asshole but when it’s all fair and square you lose like a dumb bitch.
Andre Walker: Bitch you didn’t win ONCE on Showdown this season. Who the fuck you talking to?
Bronson Daniels: And when I lost, it was because my opponent cheated. Alexis low blowed me, and she distracted me during my match with Bethany. But you? You’re just a natural loser. You can’t do crap to me Andre! And, I’m not giving you a shot at my title because you simply do not deserve one.
???: clears throat
Stew-O: That’s the Dynasty Co-General Manager StarrStan! What does he have to say about this mess?
Jake Mercer: I’m just hoping he kicks this Showdown rat out of here. Stay woke.
(StarrStan comes out on the stage with a microphone in his hand)
StarrStan: Guys, guys. Calm down and hear me out. SEBAS obviously did win his match and therefore deserves that New Breed Title opportunity, so next week, SEBAS is going to face Bronson Daniels for the New Breed Championship!
(SEBAS nods in approval with a smile on his face, as Bronson looks on excited for another defense, while Andre Walker sighs in disappointment)
StarrStan: Don’t look at me that way, Andre… BECAUSE… if you do Dynasty proud later on tonight and beat Korey Gaines, you will face the New Breed Champion after next week at Territorial Invasion with the title on the line!
(Andre Walker goes from disappointed to happy, as Dynasty fades to commercial)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Komatsu Ogawa’s special on the EAW Network where he shows off various exotic and frightening animals with the help of his good friend MITSUBACHI.)
Flannery McCoy: Welcome back to Elite Answers Wrestling hottest weekly television program, Friday Night Dynasty! Coming up next, a singles bout between two of Dynasty’s young lions, both looking to stake their claim at a championship in the near future.
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IT IS A SINGLEEESSS CONTEESTTTT!!!!
(‘Devil’ by Shinedown begins to play as Jason McKormick makes his way onto the stage.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF JACKSON, MIICCHHHIIGANNNN, WEIGHING IN AT 235 POOUUNNDDDSSSS!!!! JASON “THE SOCCCIAAALLL STAIIINNNNNN” MCCKOOORRMIIICCCCKK!!
(Jason McKormick makes his way down the ramp, as the performance center is taken over by the sound of ‘Black Honey’ by Thrice. The vile presence of Mitsubachi is felt through the socially distanced crowd as he begins to approach the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT WEIGHING IN AT 187 POOOUUUNNDDSSS, WRESTLING OUT OF SOTO, SAITAMA, JAAAAPPPAAANNNNNNN, ‘THE SILENT KILLERRRRRRRR’!!!! MITTTTTSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBAAACHHHHIIII!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a match this promises to be. Mitsubachi is so incredibly hungry for success on Dynasty, and he’s proven that he’ll achieve it by any means necessary. Unapologetically eyeing Jason McKormick, everyone knows Mistubachi takes no prisoners, can Jason McKormick weather that storm, or will he fall victim amidst the Mistubachi onslaught? All those questions are going to be answered right now!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go! Jason McKormick meets Mitsubachi in the center of the ring, jockeying for position. Both men looking to utilize their power from the get-go, Mitsubachi gaining the upperhand and pressuring Jason into the turnbuckles. Mitsubachi drives his forearm through the throat of Jason, and countries to suffocate McKormick! Using every second of his five count. Mitsubachi then smacks McKormick in the face! The ultimate show of disrespect from Mitsubachi! Jason McKormick appears enraged, charging forward, though he’s met with a straight forearm to the face! His jaw’s somewhere in the front row!
Jake Mercer: Mitsubachi now driving knees into the body of McKormick! MORE KNEES, DROPPING THEM ONTO JASON’S HEAD NOW! Mitsubachi’s out for blood! Dragging Jason to his feet…AXE KICK FROM ‘THE SILENT KILLER’! McKormick drops to his knees, but Mitsubachi isn’t done yet! Brutal kicks to the chest of Jason McKormick, NOW STOMPING THE FINGERS!! MITSUBACHI JUST EMBARASSING JASON RIGHT NOW, AND HE’S SPITTING IN HIS FACE WHILE HE DOES IT!
Flannery McCoy: Jason drops to his face, already down and out, only mere moments into this bout. Mitsubachi raises him to a vertical base, JASON LOOKS TO MOUNT SOME OFFENSE! SWINGS A WILD LARIAT, BUT MITSUBACHI COMFORTABLY AVOIDS IT AND LAUGHS AT MCKORMICK!! MAKING A FOOL OF JASON MCKORMICK TONIGHT IS MITSUBACHI! MISTUBACHI LUNGES WITH A DIVING YAKUZA KICK, CLATTERING THE FACE OF JASON, WHO APPEARS TO BE ABSOLUTELY LIFELESS AT THIS POINT!! MITSUBACHI LOCKING IN THE GULLOTINE CHOKE, JUST TOYING WITH JASON NOW!! McKormick on the verge of submission now, but Mitsubachi releases it, only to deliver an exploder suplex to Jason! ‘GTFOOOOOOO’ DROPPING MCKORMICK ON HIS FACE!! MITSUBACHI IN FOR THE COVER, ABOUT TO MAKE LESS THAN QUICK WORK OF JASON MCKORMICK!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOUR WINNER, ‘THEEEE SILLLENNNTTT KILLLLLLERRR’ MITTTTSSSSSSSSSSSUUUBBBACCCHIIIIII!!!!
Flannery McCoy: You said it best, Jake. He just EMBARRASSED McKormick, who’s still unconscious in the ring.
(As MITSUBACHI is seen celebrating in the ring over the chaos he just caused, Komatsu Ogawa is seen at the top of the ramp clapping in admiration, leaving MITSUBACHI confused at why he’s out there.)
Stew-O: Well uhhh I have no idea why Ogawa is out here but nonetheless that was a massacre. Mitsubachi with a statement here tonight. He’s coming for anyone’s head who stands in his way. The quick work of Jason McKormick will certainly open a door of opportunity for Mitsubachi. Thanks for sticking with us on Dynasty and the action will return soon!
(An advertisement for Sienna Jade’s youtube channel airs showing off her videos where she makes the amazing food that has resulted in Impact becoming the fatass that he is now.)
(Dynasty returns back to the Performance Center as before long ‘Princes of the Universe’ by Queen plays up to a loud mixed reaction consisting of a majority of cheers from the crowd as the newly crowned Unified Tag Team Champions, The Grand Athletes make their way out to the stage. Both of them strut out with an aura of swagger around them as both of them clearly think highly of themselves especially after their win at Operation: Doomsday. Both Limmy Monaghan and Mark Macias look at the titles around their shoulders, still a bit starstruck, as they make their way down the ramp and to the ring. They enter into the ring and take a pair of microphones as ‘Princes of the Universe’ fades out and they both look around with big smiles on their faces as they do so, embracing the crowd’s chants towards them before they begin to speak)
Limmy Monaghan: Well, are you not entert-
Mark Macias: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!
(The crowd cheers loudly as Limmy looks at Mark and raises an eyebrow before continuing to speak)
Limmy Monaghan: We did it didn’t we. We’ve been counted out for so long now that the Grand Athletes journey might’ve seemed like such an impossible task in hindsight. It’s been a long time coming though, I haven’t been able to speak thoroughly right in the center of the ring right now and I’m sure Mark and I can say only one thing.
Mark Macias: Yeah I gotchu… WEEEE AREE THE CHAMPIONSSSSS MY FRIENDDDDDDDD!!!!!! WE’LLLLL KEEP ON FIGHTINGGGGGGGGG TILL THE ENDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!
Limmy Monaghan: Thank you Mark.
Mark Macias: No problem man. But we’re not here to frolic around for the longest time possible, we’re here to look towards the future. A future that is paved brightly in the path of gold for us. I think very proudly of the both of us, considering the fact that we got a major win against one heck of a tag team, Myles who? Never heard of him, all The Grand Athletes. But there’s one thing that’s been missing in this whole Tag Team division, it’s been something long gone since the days of whatever was before those Jaded Hearts people, and that’s a sense of legitimacy and importance. It’s safe to say we’re flagbearers of this title, and with that, we represent what this division is all about. We plan to bring that back, we plan to bring back the power that these Unified Tag Team Championships have been longing for the longest time.
Limmy Monaghan: Yeah as much as you may believe otherwise, we don’t plan on being some sort of makeshift tag team or a team that pushes the titles that matter most away to pursue some sort of selfish acts, that’s a bit stupid if you ask me. We want to make sure that this title is the premiere title in EAW and to be honest, when it’s all said and done, we want to surpass each and every team that dare steps in front of us, hell let’s broaden our horizons here, we want to be known as the best tag team in the history of EAW!
Mark Macias: Some might say it’s a crazy declaration right now, but they always doubted us, so it’s nothing new. They said it was a bunch of crazy talks when we said we’d be the ones to gain the Tag Titles, some joke tag team? Impossible right?! But look at us! LOOK AT US LIMMY! LOOK AT US EAW UNIVERSE! They’ve been proven wrong.
Limmy Monaghan: And to show that, that’s why we’re putting out an open challenge. Whoever wants to come out to the ring and step up to the plate and fight for our Tag Titles, go for it, we aren’t going to stop you one bit. We want to show that we’re the best tag team out there today, and what better to do so? So we put out the offer, you can challenge us, any time, any place, we want it. Bring it.
(The Grand Athletes wait for a moment, it seems to be a bit silent as they seem to be doubting that anyone is going to come out. Before long ‘Never Too Late To Dance’ by DREAMERS plays up to loud cheers as The Realm makes their way out to the stage led by the Specialists Champion Sarah Price. They all have bright smiles on their faces as they make their way down the ramp and to the ring. They enter in as all of them grab a mic as ‘Never Too Late To Dance’ fades out. Limmy and Mark look at one another and give a nod as Sarah is the first one to begin to speak)
Sarah Price: Now I’m sure you all know that I’m the Specialists Champion. You may think why am I being so selfish as to come out and accept this little Tag Title opportunity that you have in front of you, but that’s not the case. I’ve come out on behalf of my friends, Sierra and Harper, as much as I cherish having this title, one thing I also want is for them to have a title as well around their waist. Not because they have some selfish greed for gold or material possession, but just because she wants to show them that they can accomplish whatever they put their mind to.
Sierra Bradford: We’ve already beaten you as SASS clearly. We’ve shown that we can beat the Unified Tag Team Champions, so what makes us think that we can’t get a match against them when it counts? You guys are only Champions because we never got the opportunity to get a shot ourselves, but that’s where it changes. That’s where we flip the script, I do love the Unified Tag Team Championships, last time it didn’t go my way, but this time it will. Me and Harper will show you exactly that.
Harper Lee: There’s no doubt in my mind that Sarah and I are great competitors together, we’ve shown that constantly in tag team match after tag team match, we never cease to amaze. Now I’m definitely sure that there’s going to be no difference when it comes to partnering with Sierra, the more the merrier right? I don’t expect this to be any different from when we beat you last time, just the fact we’re going to be taking away the belongings that you now hold, it’s just a matter of business you see?
Mark Macias: Now hold on here, if I might interject. Do you honestly think that? We’re coming off a major win and you honestly expect us to lose on our first defense? I mean, what happened last time you folks tried to go after these titles, you failed. But what happened to us? We came around and we didn’t disappoint.
Sierra Bradford: You fail to see the fact that this wasn’t just some one and done with you, not forgetting that this was your second opportunity at the belt. So what’s stopping us? You’re just counting us out for your own ego, doesn’t make any sense if you ask me.
Limmy Monaghan: Do you see the star power we have though? There’s a reason that we’re the Unified Tag Team Champions after a line of great ones as well. You’ve got Heavenly Hell, Drizzy and Vizzy, Fire & Ice significantly next to our names in association when it comes to these titles. So give me a reason to think that you can beat us? Because you can accomplish your dreams? Cut the fairytale bullcrap out just for a moment and gain some sense.
Harper Lee: You suffer from that weakness which has strained many people into doubting us. When you overlook us you know what we do? We beat you, we win, keyword, we beat you. I just don’t get how you can’t see that. Is that not a clear sign in any sort of way that we have a fighting chance int his match, just to be nice. It’s a bit of a one-sided claim if you ask me.
Sarah Price: Well we can go on with this constant bickering to no end but let’s cut to the chase. Even if you put out this challenge it wouldn’t matter to us. After my ideal WarGames team was blocked out by Veena, StarrStan just so graciously gave me one free executive decision to make up for it. And instead of being a selfish person and using it on myself, I am going to give it to my sisters to fight for the Unified Tag Team Championships at Territorial Invasion. So you better ready up and cut this ignorant act, cause you’ll need it.
(Sierra and Harper step forward and stare down The Grand Athletes as Mark and Limmy hold up the Unified Tag Team Championships with pride on their faces as that’s the last shot seen as the camera fades out and Dynasty goes to elsewhere)
(The camera fades in to show Stephie Love standing in the ring with a smile on her face as she holds up the mic and begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS & Pop Smoke plays up to a mixed reaction as Andre Walker makes his way out to the stage. He stands at the center of it for a moment as he looks around at the crowd with a big smirk on his face as he does so. He then begins to strut down the ramp and to the ring clearly more or less with a cocky expression on his face)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 185 pounds… THE NOTORIOUS… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week Andre Walker and his partner Chris Elite lost to the team of the Grand Athletes which clearly was not something that he wanted to do after what happened at Operation: Doomsday. But in a way, he seemed to get compensation for that by attacking the New Breed Champion in the form of Bronson Daniels.
Flannery McCoy: In a way that is definitely going to open doors for him but we have to focus on this match. In a way, he’s fighting for his brand when it comes to this Dynasty vs Voltage match and I’m sure he wants to probably not win for that but for his own sake heading into Territorial Invasion to show the other brands that he might just be facing that he’s not someone to look over and that he’s a big target when it comes down to it. It’s going to be interesting to see how he takes this match.
Jake Mercer: Did you know that Andre served as enhancement talent on Voltage? So maybe he’s just facing his own kind if you think about it from my point of view. Maybe he’s actually on Voltage and he’s just spying on Dynasty?! 🤔
(Andre stops at the bottom of the ramp before making his way up the steel steps and onto the apron as he looks out to the crowd before entering into the ring. He struts around before making his way to the center of the ring and raising one arm in the air before spreading his arms out and then jumping up onto the top rope. He lip-syncs his theme before jumping down to his corner as ‘GATTI’ fades out. ‘Middle Fingers’ by Missio then plays up to a mixed reaction as Korey Gaines makes his way out to the stage. He has a hood on his face as he circles around the stage before getting down to a knee and taking off the hood as he spreads his arms out with a stern look on his face as he does so before then making his way down the ramp with a look of determination as he does so.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma… weighing in at 170 pounds… THE AERIAL BASTARD… KOREY GAINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well the last time we saw Korey Gaines was at Bloodsport and :lupe:. Well, he aligned himself with Jesse Barlow and joined forces with him as we’ll see how that plays out in the future, but I’m sure it means much for the Aerial Bastard and I’m sure he prides that very much. This is his first test under Jesse’s partnership and I’m sure he’s not going to let it go to waste.
Flannery McCoy: Of course and not forgetting the fact he had an interesting choice of words to say for Dynasty and they weren’t so nice. It’s clear to see that he’s not only fighting for himself but he’s fighting for Voltage as well leading into Territorial Invasion, so it’s just interesting to see how this’ll turn out especially with the opponent that he’s facing.
Jake Mercer: We’ll never forget during the Bloodsport match when Korey Gaines blew up the ring and sacrifice himself in order to get Jesse Barlow the win :whew:, what a soldier, what an arsonist.
Stew-O: He didn’t… do that?
Jake Mercer: Oh right they retaped it, sorry.
(Korey makes his way around the ringside area as he jumps up onto the apron and enters into the ring and circles around before quickly climbing up to the top rope. He spreads his arms out with a smirk on his face as he does so before looking up to the sky as he jumps down to the canvas he makes his way to his corner as he gets ready for the matchup as ‘Middle Fingers’ plays out and the Ref then signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this match is underway, AND KOREY GAINES RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE GOING FOR A RUNNING LARIAT TO ANDRE WALKER! BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO DUCK OUT OF THE WAY AS HE LEANS BACK, PELE KICK- BUT KOREY MANAGES TO SWIFTLY VEER TO HIS LEFT AS ANDRE FALLS DOWN TO A KNEE, SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY KOREY SENDING ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: This match already off to a quickening pace as Korey manages to get the early advantage in this match! Korey bringing up Andre and grabbing him by the arm and sending him towards the ropes and back, AS KOREY LEAPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF ANDRE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: Korey quickly transitioning as he slides down, AND LOCKS IN A HEADLOCK! Korey trying to keep Andre down as much as possible as Andre is grabbing at his arms trying to slip away, but he’s slowly beginning to gain some ground now as he begins to bring himself up to his feet! BUT KOREY LETS GO AND QUICKLY GOES FOR A PUNCH! BUT ANDRE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF IT AND SLAMS A BACK ELBOW RIGHT INTO HIS FACE SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE!
Stew-O: Andre quickly grabbing Korey by the arm and sending him into an Irish whip headed towards the corner! Andre quickly running forward as Korey is still stunned, AS HE SLAMS A KNEE RIGHT INTO HIS GUT! Korey sliding down to a seated position as Andre quickly runs to the opposite corner and back, SHOTGUN DROPKICK-
Flannery McCoy: BUT KOREY MANAGES TO GRAB THE ROPES AND RETREAT OUT OF THE WAY AND OUT OF THE RING AS ANDRE CRASHES AND BURNS IN THE CORNER! Korey quickly jumping up onto the apron as Andre is down to the ground, KOREY LAUNCHING AND CONNECTING WITH A SPRINGBOARD SENTON! Korey quickly up as he runs to the other side of the ring, AND TRANSITIONS INTO A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT SMOOTHLY! KOREY QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG ON ANDRE!
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDRE KICKS OUT QUICKLY! It’s going to take a hell of a lot more to take down Andre and I think Korey sees that as he brings Andre back up to his feet and to the ropes, KOREY ATTEMPTING ANOTHER DROPKICK- BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO GRAB THE LEG OF KOREY AND PUSH IT OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE THE DROPKICK CONNECTS! Korey quickly trying to get back up to his feet, BUT ANDRE CONNECTS WITH A STRAIGHT KNEE SHOT RIGHT TO THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE WHICH SENDS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: AND ANDRE QUICKLY MOUNTS ONTO KOREY AS HE SLAMS PUNCHES IN HIS FACE! KOREY TRYING TO DEFEND BUT ANDRE IS RUTHLESS IN HIS OFFENSE AS FINALLY HE’S MANAGED TO GAIN SOME HIGHER GROUND IN THIS MATCH! Andre finally letting go and backing off as he lets Korey grabs the ropes and get to his feet, BUT ANDRE NOW QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD RIGHT AT KOREY AS KOREY DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE IS! GRIMSEVER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT KOREY MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE BEFORE IT CONNECTS AS ANDRE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, KOREY WITH A SCHOOLBOY!
Jake Mercer: ANDRE PUSHES AWAY QUICKLY AS BOTH ARE UP TO THEIR FEET NOW! BUT KOREY QUICKLY STOPPING ANDRE IN HIS TRACKS AS HE CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK SENDING ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND! Andre is quickly trying to get up to his feet now not letting that phase him for a moment, BUT KOREY CONNECTS WITH ANOTHER ROUNDHOUSE KICK FOR GOOD MEASURE SENDING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Korey up to his feet now, AS HE JUMPS UP AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE DROP- NO! ANDRE MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AS HE GRABS KOREY, USHIGOROSHI! Korey dropped down to the back of his neck as he rolls around in surely excruciating pain as Andre is back up to his feet now! Andre beginning to climb up to the top rope slowly now as he steadies himself-
Flannery McCoy: BUT KOREY JUMPS UP TO THE TOP ROPE WITH ANDRE AS ANDRE IS LEFT SURPRISED AS KOREY WAS PLAYING POSSUM! Korey slamming elbows right into the side of his face trying to quickly weaken him as he looks to launch off, OH MY GOD! KOREY LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND CONNECTS WITH A SPANISH FLY OFF THE TOP! BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN YET KOREY ROLLS THROUGH TO HOOK THE LEG AND GO FOR THE PIN!
Jake Mercer: ANDRE POWERS OUT ONCE MORE! Andre quickly rolling away as he grabs the ropes and pulls himself onto the apron to try to gain a breather as he gets up to his feet, BUT KOREY QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD WITH A FOREARM- BUT ANDRE CATCHES HIM WITH A ROPE ASSISTED ENZIGURI!
Stew-O: ANDRE LEAPING OFF THE ROPES AS KOREY TURNS HIS HEAD AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Andre quickly pulling Korey back up to his feet as he kicks him right in the gut doubling him over as he grabs him and lifts him up! THUNDERBOLT TEMPO- BUT KOREY CATCHING HIM WITH A KNEE BEFORE THE BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS AS BOTH OF THEM FALL DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Korey is getting up to his feet as Andre is holding his head getting up to a knee as Korey quickly grabs him not wasting any time with his movements, DISCUS ELBOW SMASH RIGHT TO THE FACE OF ANDRE SENDING HIM BACK TOWARDS THE ROPES! Andre rebounding as he quickly runs forward, RUNNING LARIAT TAKES KOREY DOWN TO THE GROUND AS ANDRE QUICKLY RECOVERS FROM THE ATTACK!
Jake Mercer: Andre kipping up to his feet now as he’s grabbing Korey by the arm and pulling him up as well, SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE- BUT KOREY MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER AS HE TURNS IT AROUND AND GRABS AHOLD OF ANDRE’S ARM, AND SENDS A KICK RIGHT TO HIS FACE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Korey bringing him up to his feet, ANDRE GOING FOR A RIGHT HOOK- BUT KOREY MANAGES TO SLIP UNDER AS HE GRABS HIM! AND IMPALES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG JUMPING DDT! Korey getting up to his feet as Andre does as well as Korey quickly runs forward, FROGGY FOOT STOMP- BUT ANDRE GRABS AHOLD OF HIM, HOW IS HE TRANSITIONING! KING’S KILLER! END OF HEARTACHE CONNECTS ONTO KOREY AS ANDRE QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT IS THIS GOING TO BE IT?!
Flannery McCoy: BUT KOREY GAINES JUST BARELY MANAGES TO KICK OUT BEFORE THE THREE! Andre is in shock as he’s getting up to his feet now, he’s waiting for Korey to get up as he seems to be done with him in this match, ANDRE LIFTING HIM UP! DRE WALKER 3000-
Jake Mercer: KOREY SLIPS OUT AND FALLS TO A KNEE BEFORE THE ARM TRAPPED BELLY TO BACK SLAM CONNECTS! KOREY STILL HAS SOMETHING LEFT IN HIM!
Korey Gaines (Off-Mic): IS THAT IT?! IS THIS WHAT WE HAVE FIGHTING FOR DYNASTY?! PATHETIC!
Andre Walker (Off-Mic): Shut the fuck up you damn troglodyte.
Stew-O: ANDRE RUNNING FORWARD- BUT KOREY GRABBING THE LEG OF ANDRE AND CONNECTING WITH A DROP TOE HOLD SENDING ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND! THIS ALLOWING KOREY TO GET UP TO HIS FEET! DETONATION KICK! SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK CONNECTS AS KOREY DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN ONTO ANDRE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S ANDRE POWERING OUT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME! Korey seems angered as he’s not done in any sort of way as it seems he’s climbing up to the top rope, if Korey connects with what he seems to be going for right now it could be all over! HE’S ON THE TOP ROPE! 405 CHIROPRACTOR-
Jake Mercer: HOW?! HOW?! ANDRE WALKER MANAGES TO CATCH KOREY! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE IN ANY SORT OF WAY?! DRE WALKER 3000! ARM TRAPPED BELLY TO BACK FACEBUSTER CONNECTS ONTO KOREY AS ANDRE ROLLS THROUGH AND GOES FOR THE PIN ON KOREY!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘GATTI’ plays up as Andre Walker gets to his feet with a smirk on his face as he raises his hand in victory with a smirk on his face as he does so. He drops down to a knee and looks at Korey before shaking his head and getting up once more. He climbs up to the top rope and looks around before making a championship gesture around his waist with a smirk)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match that we just witnessed here. Congratulations to Andre Walker but it was clear that Korey Gaines put up a fight. We saw that raw aggression that he’s been putting out there for the longest time and with that he put on a crazy match with one of Dynasty’s top rising stars, no matter what brand he seems to be on.
Flannery McCoy: The future seems to be bright for Korey but he just wasn’t able to get that victory over on Andre. Andre managed to outsmart him and keep up with the consistency that Gaines was going at and catch him and do what seemed to be impossible. That’s the thing with Andre, never count him out for a minute!
(The last shot is of Andre celebrating more outside the ring as Korey Gaines is sitting on the inside of the ring being tended to be the Ref as he looks very displeased with his efforts despite putting on a great match as that’s the last shot seen as Dynasty fades out to elsewhere)
(Plan B commercial starring Cameron Ella Ava)
(“Pure Water” by Skepta hits as the crowd boos heavily. Out steps Dray Fontana with his EAW PURE Championship wrapped around his waist. He has a spotlight shining down and following him as he begins to make his way towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome your EAW PURE CHAMPION!!! DRAY FONTANA!!!!
Jake Mercer: Prince Dray!!!
Stew-O: The Prince has been crowned as the EAW PURE champion by beating Xander Payne at Operation: Doomsday. Tonight he gets to celebrate his hard earned accomplishment in front of all of these fans!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think these fans are trying to celebrate. They don’t look to happy about the appearance of Dray Fontana..
(Dray Fontana steps into the ring as the spotlight finally shuts off. He walks over towards the ring ropes and is handed an EAW microphone. Dray then makes his way to the center of the ring and takes a moment before he begins to speak. This all happens while this socially distanced crowd boos him heavily.)
Dray Fontana: By booing me, you are booing greatness. You are booing royalty.. You see, not only am I The Prince.. But I am also your EAW PURE Champion. This is a title that has been held by individuals who were unable to increase the prestige and the value of this belt.. I on the other hand have already been able to do that by simply just being who I am. You people have counted me out over and over again. When I first made my arrival here, you all wanted to see the Prince fail. You wanted me to be nothing more than a show opener for Elitists that I have proven to be far better than. I may have had a slow start to my career. People may have questioned my ambition and my drive, but look at where I am now. I am doing things that none of you idiots ever saw coming. Over the past few months you have seen me grow as an Elitist and as a man. You have witnessed me step into Pain for Pride with confidence. I may not have been everyone’s favorite, but I showed up in the big moments. I then went on to earn my shot at this title in a convincing way.. Everything that I have been doing for the past few months has been an indication that this title was going to be around my waist sooner rather than later.. But even then.. EVEN THEN, you people chose to bet against me when I went up against Xander Payne. You all chose to deny my talents and were shocked when I won this title.. There was nothing to be shocked about. There was nothing surprising whatsoever.. Since I arrived to Dynasty, it should have been known that I was going to rip this championship out of Xander’s grasp because he was NEVER in my league.. I’m a Prince, and just like all of you worthless pieces of scum, Xander was only just a peasant in comparison to me.
Dray Fontana: BOO ME ALL YOU WANT!!! I’m still standing here as YOUR EAW PURE Champion!! And right now.. Right now, I am celebrating my hard earned victory over Xander Payne at Operation: Doomsday. I’m shoving this title and my accomplishment into all of your faces. All of the doubters.. Non believers.. ALL OF YOU!!! Because none of you saw this coming when the result was placed in front of your face before I even stepped into that ring.. But here it is.. This is the reign of Dray Fontana. The reign of the prince!! The reign of Royalty! Of Pureness!! Of absolute greatness!!
(Dray Fontana unstraps his PURE Championship then raises the belt high in the air as the crowd continues to boo heavily.)
Dray Fontana: And you know what? Now that I finally found my spot on the throne, I will not give it up. The Prince has become the king of the Pure Division and I will continue to rule over this Division for not just months.. But years.. Because I hold myself to a standard higher than the scum who have held this belt before me and have tarnished the image of this belt.. I-
(“Martyr (WAVES)” by Polaris hits, as the crowd instantly cheers loudly. Out steps Jalyn Garcia as he has a microphone in his hands. Dray Fontana looks at him with disgust after being interrupted. Jalyn continues to make his way down towards the ring. Dray is seen stepping from side to side from inside the ring as Jalyn slides in.)
Dray Fontana: What do you want?
Jalyn Garcia: Simple..
(Jalyn Garcia points directly at the EAW PURE Championship that is now resting on Dray’s shoulder. The crowd pops even louder for Jalyn’s response.)
Dray Fontana: You want my EAW PURE Championship!?!
Jalyn Garcia: I mean, that’s not the National Elite Championship now is it?
Dray Fontana: Okay smart guy.. What makes you think you can dethrone the Prince??
Jalyn Garcia: Well for starters, while you’re getting all hyped up about winning your first championship here in EAW, I believe it’s about time I win my second one. You see, I’m the former EAW New Breed Champion. I defeated Justin Windgate for the belt, managed to successfully defend against a red hot Andre Walker, and even held the title heading into Pain for Pride. I was unsuccessful at Pain for Pride, but with that title reign alone, I’m pretty sure these people that you call “peasants” wouldn’t hesitate to say that not only can I beat you for that championship belt.. But I can hold that title and be the champion BETTER than you could ever do it.
Dray Fontana: Is that so?
Jalyn Garcia: I don’t see why you’re asking me? Obviously you think otherwise because you’re too simple minded to process the fact that you aren’t nearly as good as you portray yourself to be. You see, you’re so satisfied with where you’re at right now. But me? I want to get better. I want to continue climbing up this ladder of success that I have already been scaling up for quite some time now. And what better way to do it than by defeating you for that belt?
Dray Fontana: That’s not happening, Jalyn..
Jalyn Garcia: I don’t see why it wouldn’t.. To be honest, you’re not even really that much a threat to me. I just figured since you’re holding the title, I might as well get my free title reign by facing you at Territorial Invasion before someone else steps up.
Dray Fontna: Free title reign?
Jalyn Garcia: Are you deaf or something? Yeah, I said free title reign.. Let’s be honest with ourselves. Jalyn Garcia vs Dray Fontana for the PURE Championship would simply be the equivalence of King James going one on one against and piece of shit in a breathing contest..
Dray Fontana: Wait, what did King James, or Lebron have to do with any of this?
Jalyn Garcia: I simply used him to let you know that between you and I, I’m the king. And you.. Well, you’re shit. Actually, that’s an insult to shit everywhere, but idk how much lower you can actually get than that. But yeah, I’d like to face you for that belt.
(Dray Fontana has a look of disgust on his face as he looks directly at Jalyn. Dray then looks at his belt resting on his shoulder then back at the former New Breed Champion.)
Dray Fontana: As a man of Royalty, I can’t allow you to disrespect me like that.. So I won’t mind tossing you around this ring and making you pay for your words at Territorial Invasion.. I accept.
(The crowd instantly cheers as they are excited to see Jalyn Garcia back in the title picture.)
Jalyn Garcia: Thanks Prince..
(Jalyn drops his microphone as “Martyr (Waves), by Polaris hits once more. Jalyn backs away and exits the ring. He continues to walk backwards up the ramp with a smile on his face as Dray Fontana gives him a mean look from the inside of the ring)
Stew-O: Huge PURE Championship match has been set for Territorial Invasion between Jalyn Garcia and Dray Fontana!!
Jake Mercer: This is going to be an intense match and I can’t wait to see how it turns out!! I
Flannery McCoy: The former New Breed Champion vs the current PURE Champion for the PURE title should be a treat to see! Two of Dynasty’s top rising stars will go at it at Territorial Invasion!!
(Jalyn Garcia is seen at the top of the stage staring directly at Dray Fontana who stands in the center of the ring with his PURE Championship. The scene then fades to black.)
(The camera pans backstage where we see StarrStan and Veena talking. Veena seems to be barely paying attention, looking at her phone, but StarrStan doesn’t even seem to notice as he keeps rambling on)
StarrStan: I am so excited for the future Veena, with Territorial Invasion on the horizon Dynasty will assert it’s dominance as the most premier brand in all of EAW. The other brands are going to be shaking in their boots once the third member of War Games is announced.
StarrStan: I mean Dynasty is on a roll! We got rid of some deadweight like Christian Demarco! You have no idea how great it is to finally be freed from that cringe worthy dumpster fire. That #FreeDamarco shit was awful. If there’s anything I hate it’s a man that isn’t capable of pointing the finger at himself. Hey, if you’re not getting chances around here, it’s probably because you’re not earning them. Trying to talk shit on management, and telling us what we’re missing will never get you anything you want in life. Why would I want to reward the guy that is constantly talking nonsense about me? If I thought you deserved chances, I would’ve given them to you. Not to mention it’s much better to show us the fire that you talk about, instead of just talking about it. I am free from #FreeDemarco; kind of ironic isn’t it? If he thinks that his luck will get any better on Showdown, he’s got another thing coming. Not to talk well about Showdown because fuck that place, we are the superior brand, but someone like Christian DeMarco will just wind up doing the same shit there that he did over here. The place he’s born to be, jobbing to jobbers, and making no impact whatsoever… You know what I mean? Veena?
(Veena keeps staring down at her phone, not even noticing that StarrStan stopped talking.)
(Before StarrStan could badger Veena about how she was ignoring him, he looks toward the door)
StarrStan: Oh, hello, to what do we owe the pleasure?
(Andrea Valentine walks into frame, and cocks her head to the side in confusion)
Andrea: Oh… I was told that you wanted to see me?
(StarrStan shakes his head)
StarrStan: No I-
(Veena interjects into the conversation as it seems that Andrea is more interesting than her phone)
Veena: Ah if it isn’t plastic ti-… I mean, Andrea! So good to see you! It was actually me that wanted to see you dear, here have a seat!
(Andrea lets out a sigh, and drops her head in clear annoyance)
Andrea: I’m good, think I’ll stand.
Veena: Ok, whatever suit yourself. Look, Andrea, you know I think the world of you, you’re just so talented!
(A look of confusion washes over Andrea’s face)
Andrea: News to me, but go on.
Veena: Look I know that I’ve had a history of being quite nasty to you, and I just want you to know that, that’s not me. All that bullshit is just past events, and I think it’s time that we move past what happened. I did some stuff, you did some stuff, and after it was all said and done, weren’t we both to blame? But I’m being the bigger woman, and I’m taking responsibility for my actions, and letting bygones be bygones. I know this must come as shock to you as; I’ll be the first to admit it, I can be quite the bitch sometimes. I hope that moving forward we can bury the hatchet, and really just start fresh. This season is still new enough that we can do that right?
Andrea: Yeah, I don’t think so… You’ve literally been one of the biggest bitches I’ve ever met in my life. Teenage girls in High School weren’t even as bad as you. You’re a lying, vindictive bitch, and honestly no matter how much burying of the hatchet you might want to do; I’ll never trust you.
Veena: How do you not trust me?! After what I did for you against Chris Elite? You honestly think you would’ve been able to beat him without my help? Puuuhhhleeease.
(Andrea tosses her hair and looks directly into the eyes of Veena)
Andrea: Is that why you did it? Just so you can throw it back to me as some sort of favor? That just proves the kind of person that you are; and the person that you will always be. You’re just some catty bitch that wants to see everyone else suffer because she’s not happy with her own life. As much you want to play the good guy, everything you do is just setting yourself up for either entertainment, or someone else’s misery. You’re always in the middle of some shit that you seemingly started in the first place; you’re always putting me into shit that has nothing to do with me, and quite frankly it’s getting old. Like the stuff with Nina, that was all you. Those issues are all yours; but coincidentally, I just so happen to be going up against her this week after you two had your little argument last week. You just want me to do your dirty work because you know you can’t fight your own battles.
(Veena puts her hands on her chest, trying to show that Andrea hurt her deeply)
Veena: That hurts Andrea; the fact you think so lowly of me when I’m just trying to make amends with you. Of course that’s not true, and I can’t believe those words would come out of your mouth. But you know what? I’m not angry, I’m just disappointed. If I wanted to beat up Nina, I would go out there and do it; but I think it would be a perfect opportunity for you to do it. Who’s to say you’re not next on her shit list?
???: Well, well, well, if it isn’t a delectable banquet of treats I do see before me.
(Visual Prophet along with Nina Bravo walk into the office. Viz holding his World Heavyweight Championship, and licking his lips looking over at Andrea)
Viz: I don’t know what the two of you were talking about, but Andrea don’t listen to Veena, you are an exquisite talent that the entire fanbase adores. The way you move in that ring absolutely sends shivers down the spines of men all across the world.. And dare I say, women? But as good as you look standing, working, wrestling in that ring.. You’re going to look even better, while you’re underneath me baby girl…. When I lay you down…. And get…. That 3 count at Territorial Invasion of course! I can’t wait to get a little sneak peak at the goods, when I get that POV, when Nina puts you down before me.. But hey, don’t you worry girl, sloppy seconds have never bothered me. Don’t be scared now, it’s all natural; as a matter of fact you might even find yourself enjoying it. Sometimes we don’t know what we like until we… Experience it.
Andrea: You give off major rapey vibes dude, so if you could just not, that would be great. I have no problem putting both you and Nina in your places, and putting an end to this… All of this…
(Viz looks deeply into Andreas eyes with his tongue out as he sways his hips)
Andrea: Whatever happened in the past is the past. You may have gotten the better of me on Empire, but I have grown as a competitor. You don’t scare me, as a matter of fact I think you’re pathetic. Sicking your Russian dog on me, doing your work before I get to you.. I know that Veena made the match, but there’s a reason you seemingly made her actively begin to wrestle now. What is she your gate keeper or something? Doesn’t matter; I don’t mind a challenge. I actually earning what I get, because it makes that much sweeter when I beat you at Territorial Invasion, and take the EAW World Heavyweight Championship away from you.
Viz: I’m sure you have grown, as a matter of fact, as from what I can see… You have grown a lot. Though through surgery or not, I’m fully aware of what I’m getting myself into. Let’s not gloss over the fact you attacked me unprovoked last week; but I’m willing to let that go, because quite frankly.. I like it rough. You think you can make it even rougher on me? You think I need to be punished because I’ve been a bad boy? Hmm? Oh I’m bad alright, as a matter of fact, I might be too much for you to handle….
(Veena has heard enough and interjects)
Veena: Alright that’s enough! Visual Prophet, you and your mail order pride, just get the hell out of here. We were all just minding our own business until you and the green card skank came in. I am not going to let you talk to dear poor Andrea like that; because I am someone that stands up for Women’s Rights! Your overtly sexualizing ways are too much, and discrediting her like this speaks poorly on your character! And as for you Nina… Why are you even here? Do you have a backstage pass? Who hired you? I know I sure as shit didn’t. But I’m so glad I got the chance to put you in the ring, so you can finally get your ass kicked! I’m going to be laughing to the bank!
Nina: You so stupids, of course I hired, how else can I wrestles in the EAW? You no think I think of repercussions before I do the wrestles? Back in Mother Russia I wrestles big Bears, Andrea no challenge. But I know why you do this; you jealous. You jealous of bae successes with me on his arms, and not you. You no good for hims, and only drag him downs. This why I get Bae Worlds Titles, and Charlie Marr is nothing.
Veena: Mention Charlie Marr one more time, and I’ll claw your fucking eyes out you illegal fucking immigrant. I can get you deported, you know that? BUT IM FUCKING NICE YOU CRACK WHORE!
Nina: You no nice, you untalented hooker that got luckies from which balls she comes out of!
Veena: I don’t even know what that means.. BUT APOLOGIZE! YOU DIDNT APOLOGIZE LAST TIME, BUT THIS TIME YOU’RE SURE AS SHIT GOING TO!
Nina: I no apologize, I still waitings for you to eat my ass with caramel sauce, because you get no apologize!
Veena: Viz control sputnik!
(StarrStan gets in between the two to diffuse the situaiton)
StarrStan: Hold on.. Hold on.. Wait Sputnik? The Russian spaceship?
Veena: It’s the only thing Russian that came to my mind at the time, leave me alone.
StarrStan: Look, we can’t have this bickering, and fighting. You two need to settle this, and I’d rather that happen sooner rather than later. So what’s going to happen is you two are going to have a match.. And it’s going to take place at Territorial invasion!
(A smile comes across the face of Andrea)
Andrea: Well seems as if your hands are going to be full come Territorial Invasion Nina; one less distraction for me. Viz, you might be fine with being the subplot in some else story, but I’m not. These two are going to have their match, and we are going to have ours no tricks, no bullshit. These two, Veena, and Nina, should be the least of your worries; the only two bitches you should be worried about is me, and yourself. You might throw everything you got at me, all the antics, all the silly horseshit, but I’m coming for you. I’m coming for the World Heavyweight Championship; and there’s nothing that Nina, Veena, or some trippy date rape drug induced hallucination of a match that won him the title in the first place! That title is coming home, with me.
(Andrea leaves the office in a huff, Viz stares at her as she walks out)
Viz: Well, I don’t get a retort seeing as she said what she said and left… BUT! Though I much don’t like the things that came out of her mouth… I do enjoy the view as she walks away from me. Nina, let us take our leave..
(Nina looks at Veena)
(Viz and Nina take their leave from the office, as Veena looks on with a scowl)
Veena: Cyka??? HOW DARE SHE SAY THAT TO ME?!
StarrStan: What does that mean?
(Veena throws her arms up in the air)
Veena: I dont fucking know! GET ME A RUSSIAN DICTIONARY STARR!
(Camera fades to black)
(An ad for Haim’s album “Women in Music Pt. III” airs starring EAW Elitist Andrea Valentine)
(Dynasty comes back on air as “Roll with Me” by Charli XCX hits as Andre Valentine comes out to a huge ovation from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL…INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM ORLAND, FLORIDA….AANNNDDRREEAAAA VVAALLEENNTTINNNEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: Certainly one of our important pieces on Dynasty. She looks to put Nina down tonight in her debut and show why she’s leagues above everybody else on this roster.
(Come Thru” by Summer Walker plays as Nina Dobrev then walks out to a mixed reaction with Visual Prophet following closely behind running her shoulders to get her ready!)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT…FROM MOSCOW, RUSSIA….SHE MAKES HER EAW DEBUT…NNINNNNAAAA DDUUPPREEVVVVV!!!
Flannery McCoy: Safe to say she’s got her work cut out for her tonight as she’s stepping into the ring with a former World Champion in Andrea Valentine! Could you imagine if she were to somehow come away with the win? Veena would sure be fuming backstage somewhere!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Visual Prophet(no mic): You got this bae, this dollface ain’t got nun on you, I promise!
Stew-O: And here we go, Nina doesn’t seem to show any fear of the former EAW World Champion, as she she steps to the center of the ring–
Visual Prophet: :adpeek:
Jake Mercer: OHHH SHIITTTTT!!! Nina just slapped the taste out of Andrea’s mouth, but why in the ever loving fuck did she do that?! She knows Andrea’s track record in this company right?!
Flannery McCoy: I’m sure she does, and I think that’s why she did that! And as we expected, Andrea didn’t take too kindly to that as she begins to brawl with Nina in the center of the ring, Andrea seems to have all the control now, but the referee steps into get some separation between the two competitors!
Stew-O: Both Nina and Andrea lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up, but Andrea driven off rage and emotion overpowers Nina and easily drives her into the corner, Nina is trying to escape out of this but Andrea isn’t giving her any room to breath, as he begins to throws several kick to the midsection of Nina, elbow now from Andrea! Andre then puts his boot up to the throat of Nina and begins to choke her out, the referee is beginning his count!
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV–COME ON BACK IT UP ANDREA!
Visual Prophet(off mic): Come on, take it easy there killer!
Stew-O: Andrea brushes off the World Champions as she runs to the opposite corner, AND ANDREA RUNS AT NINA IN THE CORNER LOOKING FOR A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! BUT NO! NINA GOT OUT OF HARM’S WAY AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND! NINA SEES THIS AS HER WINDOW NOW AS SHE ROLLS UP ANDREA FROM BEHIND!
Flannery McCoy: Nope, gonna take more than that to put Andrea away, and now both competitors are up and run at one another, Nina goes for a lariat, but Andrea ducks it and connects with a spinning neckbreaker! Andrea mounts on top of Nina afterwards and begins to rain down stiff elbow shots to the face of Nina! Andrea’s still pissed!
Stew-O: A pissed Andrea isn’t the Andrea anybody wants to be in the ring with!
Jake Mercer: I wouldn’t mind. :adpeek:
Stew-O: K Gavin. Anyways, Andrea is back up to her feet and she begins to measure Nina. Nina is up to her feet and Andrea turns Nina around–Andre with a kick to the midsection and she has Nina in a DDT position, but Nina twirls out of it and connects with a standing dropkick taking Andrea down! Another dropkick! Andrea stands and swings for Nina’s head, but Nina ducks it and then goes for a roundhouse kick…AND IT CONNECTS! ANDREA IS DOWN AND NOW NINA CONNECTS WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT ON TOP OF ANDREA! NINA GOES FOR THE COVER!
Visual Prophet(no mic): That’s right, work it girl.
Flannery McCoy: Andrea stays alive! Not a bad showing so far in this far for Nina considering this is her first match and it being against a former EAW World Champion in Andrea Valentine no less. And whoa, Nina grabs the head of Andrea and repeatedly slams the back of her head against the mat! Nina now is lying in wait waiting for Andre to get to het feet. Andrea is up and Nina kicks her in the midsection, and Nina goes for a DDT, but Andrea managed to twirl out of it…..AND XOXO!!!!! THE INVERTED FACEBREAKER! ANDREA GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Stew-O: What?! Visual Prophet puts Nina’s foot on the rope! He just saved Nina! Andrea is not happy about that!
Visual Prophet(no mic): Don’t look at me honey, she did it all on her own cause she goat like that!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea can’t let the presence of Visual Prophet distract her–AND THIS IS WHY! ROLL-UP FROM NINA!!
Jake Mercer: BUT ANDREA MANAGES TO ROLLS THROUGH IT AND SHE HAS THE CROSS ARMBREAKER LOCKED IN! NINA IS SQUIRMING LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER TRYING TO ESCAPE, BUT SHE LOOKS TRAPPED! Andrea is relentless with the submission hold now!
Stew-O: BUT NINA FLIPS THE PRESSURE AND HAS ANDREA ON HER BACK AS ANDREA STILL HAS IT LOCKED IN, AND NINA PICKS UP ANDREA AND SLAMS HER DOWN TO THE MAT, BREAKING THE SUBMISSION!
Visual Prophet(no mic) She may be tan now, but she still got that strength baby!
Flannery McCoy: Nina stands up now and drops a standing elbow drop on top of Andrea! Another one from Nina! Nine runs the ropes and connects with a third elbow drop! Nina can feel momentum shifting her way as she’s held her own in this match, and now she looks to be measuring Andrea Valentine! NINA PICKS UP ANDREA VALENTINE ON HER SHOULDERS! SHE’S GONNA FOR THE PROPHET DRIVER!!!
Stew-O: BUT ANDREA IS FIGHTING IT WITH ELBOW SHOTS! ANDREA MANAGES TO SLIP FROM BEHIND, AND SHE PUSHES NINA FORWARD, BUT PULLS HER BACK BY GRIPPING HER ARM–BUT NINA BRAVO CONNECTS WITH IKE TURNING SPECIAL!!! THE SPINNING BACK FIST FROM NINA! AND NINA FOLLOWS THAT UP AND LIFTS ANDREA ON HER SHOULDERS–PROPHET DRIVER!!!!! IS SHE REALLY GONNA PULL THE UPSET?!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA GETS THE SHOULDER UP! The fighting spirit from our Dynasty queen!
Stew-O: Nina is visibly frustrated, as Visual Prophet on the outside is trying his best to calm her down and continue to focus on the match, and after a few seconds Nina does just that! Nina walks over to Andrea and picks her up by the hair, and now–ANDRE SLAPS THE HANDS AWAY AND CONNECTS WITH A BACKFIST OF HER OWN! NINA IS STUNNED NOW! AND ANDREA RUNS OFF THE ROPES-
Flannery McCoy: NINA BRAVO CATCHES ANDREA AND LIFTS HER UP FOR A POWERBOMB! BUT ANDREA REVERSES THAT INTO A SPINNING HURRICANRANA! NINA IS IN THE CORNER AND ANDREA CHARGES! ANDREA LOOKING FOR THE SPLASH, BUT NINA CATCHES HER WITH A SIDE SLAM FROM THE CORNER!
Jake Mercer: NINA WASTING NO TIME AS SHE BRINGS ANDREA TO HER FEET, AND SHE SETS UP FOR–BUT ANDREA PUSHES NINA AWAY AND THEN NINA RUNS INTO A HIGH KNEE FROM ANDREA VALENTINE! ANDREA CAUGHT HER RIGHT IN THE NOSE! ANDREA RUNS OFF THE ROPES–
Stew-O: LOVE HAZE!!!!!!! ANDREA CONNECTS WITH IT AS SHE HOOKS THE LEG!!!!
Visual Prophet: NOOOOO!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!!
(“Roll with Me” hits as Andrea rolls off Nina and outside the ring, she celebrates her victory as the referee raises her hand. Before walking to the back, Viz looks on a bit saddened on the outside.)
Stew-O: Amazing match, and good showing from Ni–WHAT!
(Veena Adams walks in the ring and grabs Nina by the hair and slams her to the amt by the back of the head.)
Veena Adams: YOU WANNA DISRESPECT ME?! I’LL SHOW YOU YOU ILLEGAL CUNT!
(Veena Adams mounts Nina and begins to throw rights and lefts, but Visual Prophet enters the ring, and pulls off Veena.)
Visual Prophet: NO! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!
Flannery McCoy: IT’S CHAOS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW! BUT LOOK BEHIND VIZ!
(Andrea Valentine runs up behind Viz and connects with Atomic Blonde.)
Stew-O: WHOA!! ANDREA JUST BODIED VIZ! AND VEENA LOOKS SHOOK AS ANDREA EYES HER DOWN!
Veena Adams: Andrea, I’ve always liked you, I always knew you would win that title on Voltage when I was in charge. The whole Blandrea Valenwhore thign was just an–
(Andrea Valentine puts her foot to Veena’s face and connects with XOXO.)
Stew-O: ANDREA JUST LAID OUT VEENA ADAMS! SHE’S THE ONLY ONE STANDING IN THE RING! We must stan!
(Andre Valentine shrugs her shoulders as she rolls out of the ring and makes her way back up the ramp.)
(Dynasty fades into a close-up shot of the EAW Universal Women’s Championship resting on a wooden side table, the audience in the performance center starting to cheer as the camera zooms out and reveals the hands, the frame, and eventually, face of the newly-crowned UWC, Serena Bennett. She is shown buffing the title with a cotton polishing cloth, the lights in her locker room glistening across the face of the belt. Once satisfied with its shine, she lifts the title up from the table and smiles down on it just before she raises it to her lips to plant a soft kiss on her nameplate.)
???: Serena, might I have a word?
(Michael Belfort steps into the frame. Serena gently places her championship title over her shoulder as she stands to greet Michael with a smile.)
Serena Bennett: Shiiiid, a word, ten words, a thousand words, whatever you want, Mikey Bel. I’m on cloud nine these days, forreal, and I want nothing more than to share my happiness with the rest of the world as I GLOAT about the GOAT fucking victory I pulled off at Bloodsport. Talk to me, Michael, wassup?
Michael Belfort: Really, Serena, I’m sure it goes without saying just how ecstatic you are about being able to call yourself a two-time Universal Women’s Champion–
Serena Bennett: Two time, two time. 🥰✌🏼
Michael Belfort: Precisely! But tell us, if you could, just how does it feel to call yourself an EAW world champion again, after all this time?
(Serena takes a quick look at the title on her shoulder, biting down on her lip as she takes a moment before answering.)
Serena Bennett: It feels like everything I ever wanted it to be, and then some, Mikey. I’m sure the EAW Universe will tell you before I got the chance to, this shit right here has been looooooong overdue. It’s about goddamn time I’m back where I belong, I’m suited for the spotlight, you feel me? I told y’all it was finna happen sooner rather than later and boom. Here we are. I been thinking back a lot on the way I came up in this company–my debut match, my Specialists Title reign, my Grand Rampage victory, main eventing my first Pain for Pride, being War Games Team Captain, my untimely departure, my return, and everything else that falls in-between. A lotta people might say that I might have a few regrets here and there, ‘specially when you consider being cashed-in, failing to regain the title, being taken out before I could win my number one contender’s match last year, you know the story. I know for damn sure how defeated I was feeling back then, all the way up until this point, havin’ to be told over and over again that I just wasn’t cut out for this shit despite my fast-tracked rise to the top of the industry. That I ain’t deserve it. That I’m not the competitor I made myself out to be. Was madness from start to finish. But I wouldn’t change any of it, forreal.
Michael Belfort: Why do you say that, Serena?
Serena Bennett: First of all, don’t cut me off ever again in your life. :mjpls: And secondly, ‘cause after all the shit I had to go through to get this belt back in my hands again, I now cherish this title much more than I prolly would have the first time, no cap. I had a hell of a fucking year, and that puts it lightly, cuz. I almost didn’t think I’d make it back, you know, it took me some time to start believing in myself again as fiercely as I was before. But I persevered, like I said I would. I continued to fight and push myself further than I ever did before, reached new heights each and everytime I stepped into that ring. I did what the fuck I had to do to call myself a champion again and to make sure there wasn’t a doubt in anybody’s fuckin’ mind whether or not I earned it. Haters were my biggest motivators, forreal, I love proving motherfuckers wrong. But if there’s one thing I learned last season, it’s that nothing worth havin’ comes easy, and if it comes too quickly, I can lose it just as fast. As proud as I am of my success early on, I didn’t get the chance to relish in it, forreal. Movin’ on from one thing to the next to the next without taking time to just enjoy my hard work, celebrate myself, congratulate myself. Always tryna outdo myself instead of just living in the moment, and while an attitude like that might be appreciated to some, I fell victim to it. Some might tell you I was ambitious to a fault in some cases, but it paid off in the end, clearly. And even after damn near losing an eye, having to climb my way back up the ranks bit by bit, rebuild brick by boring brick, and finally taking a world title opportunity I know I owed to myself…man, nothing in the world compares to this feeling.
(Serena flashes Michael a bright smile. He blinks hesitantly.)
Serena Bennett: Oh, my fault. You can go now.
Michael Belfort: Thank you. One last question before I let you go, Serena…after all this time, what exactly does holding the UWC mean to you?
Serena Bennett: Shit, boy, ain’t it obvious? This title means everything to me, on god. Think about what it stands for, the reason this belt was introduced in the first place: to rewrite the misdoings of those who held that Women’s World Championship before, to give us females a second chance at making a name for ourselves in this industry without the stains left behind by motherfuckers who practically did all they could to bring women’s wrestling to shame. By becoming the first EAW Universal Women’s Champion, I marked myself as the face of an entirely new era in women’s wrestling. Fuck whatever Kassidy, Raven, or Minerva thought they did with this belt, that honor will always go to me for what I accomplished on Empire prior to winning, and now with what I know I’ma do with this belt going forward. I might not have done everything for the division, I wasn’t here that long, but I had a huge hand in building this division today, you hear me? I made these motherfuckers take women’s wrestling seriously, I had a hand in letting these dudes know us Empire girls was nothing to fuck with. I know before I let some people down, people who were counting on me, when I let this belt slip from my hands the first time. But there was no one more disappointed in me than myself–I know, I know, mad emo and poetic, but it’s true. I’ma do everything within my power to make sure I don’t ever feel that way again, that I continue to make y’all proud, that I continue my mission, that I build on the success I’ve already made for myself and keep this hype train rolling. ‘Cause truthfully, we only just getting started. Now, I finally stand proudly at the top of the division once more to bring in some more of this Bennett flavor, this Serena essence y’all desperately needed so damn bad. And I ain’t goin’ nowhere, Michael. Get used to seeing me up at the top, ‘cause I have no intention of coming down anytime soon.
(He waits. Then she nods for him to bring the microphone back up to his mouth.)
Michael Belfort: Thank you again, Serena. Take care. And congratulations.
Serena Bennett: Appreciate you, Mikey.
(Michael exits the frame as Serena sits back down in her locker room chair. She lowers the title from her shoulders and places it in her lap, breathing a sigh of relief as she stares dreamily into the face of the belt as Dynasty’s broadcast fades elsewhere.)
(“Father Stretch my Hands Pt. 1” by Kanye West hits as the crowd boos heavily. Charlie Marr then steps out onto the stage. He looks to the left, then to the right of the arena before making his way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a 6 person tag team match that is set for ONE FALL!!
Crowd: UNO FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first.. From Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom.. Weighing in at 240lbs.. THE LOST DISCIPLE.. CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Stew-O: Here he is! The captain for Team Dynasty in the Brand Warfare Match at Territorial Invasion! Charlie has done well with our team so far as we have managed to get a hold of Xander Payne, MITSUBACHI, and Mason Massacre.
Jake Mercer: That is a solid team so far, but we are still missing one more member. Last week, Chris Elite could have taken that spot, but it didn’t turn out that way.
Stew-O: Even so, with the team that we already have, I don’t see how either Showdown or Voltage stands a chance.
(“It Flows” by Cane Hill hits as the crowd continues to boo. Out steps Xander Payne. Xander hops up and down for a moment at the top of the stage to get more warmed up. He then rolls out his neck real quick before making his way down towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his partner.. From Atlanta, Georgia.. Weighing in at 250lbs.. PAYNEKILLER!!! XANDER PAYNE!!!!
Stew-O: Xander Payne recently lost his PURE Championship to Dray Fontana back at Operation: Doomsday. That loss had to have gotten to him, but he’s here now as a member of Team Dynasty. Being a part of this team and bringing home a victory at Territorial Invasion won’t just show why Dynasty is that much better than the other brands, but it may also get Xander back into the title scene!
Flannery McCoy: Who knows!? Anything can happen!
(“The Purge” by Schoolboy Q, Tyler The Creator, and Kurrupt hits, as the crowd continues to boo. Mason steps out onto the stage with an intense look on his face. He’s definitely ready to get this fight going as he begins to march his way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their partner.. From Long Beach, California!! Weighing in at 282lbs.. THE SO-CAL SUBMISSION SPECIALIST!!!!!! MASON!!!!!! MASSACRE!!!!!!
Stew-O: Mason Massacre has been one impressive Elitist since making his debut here in EAW. He will easily be a great addition to our team at Territorial Invasion.
Jake Mercer: If you ask me. I wouldn’t want to be on either Team Showdown or Team Voltage if I knew I had to go up against Mason Chambers.
Flannery McCoy: It’s Massacre!!
Jake Mercer: No, Midsummer Massacre was a few weeks ago..
Flannery McCoy: :Damn:
(“Never Too Late to Dance” by DREAMERS hits as the crowd instantly begins to cheer loudly. Out steps Harper Lee, Sarah Price, and Sierra Bradford. The three all hold hands as they step out to the stage. They then release as they all look at one another with a smile and wave out to the cheering crowd before making their way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: And their opponents!! At a combined weight of 368lb.. They are the team of Sierra Bradford, Harper Lee, and Specialists Champion, Sarah Price!! THEY ARE THE REALM!!!!
Stew-O: Here is the Realm! They are very unique as they use their bond to keep everything together. Sarah may be the Specialists Champion and captain for Dynasty in the War Games Match, but even then, she doesn’t look at herself as any better than the other two!
Flannery McCoy: That’s what I love about these three! They are three women with the same goals and objective. They want to make EAW PG and family friendly. It’s a childhood dream that is becoming more of a reality every week that passes. Tonight they should have a great match against 3 members of the Brand Warfare match!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we go! This 6 person tag team match is underway with Charlie Marr and Sarah Price, both of the captains for their Dynasty teams at Territorial Invasion, starting the match.
Flannery McCoy: Marr is easily the larger Elitist between the two and it looks like he wants to use that size advantage as he goes for a lock up with Sarah Price!
Stew-O: Wait no! Sarah manages to evade Marr by ducking underneath his arms and getting from behind him! And now Price connects with a powerful kick to the back of Charlie’s left knee! Charlies legs buckle as he nearly drops down to that knee. He stands straight up, but again it’s Sarah Price with a swift kick that lands off to the side of Charlie’s leg! Charlie clutches at his leg in pain!! Sarah with another kick!! Another!! And another!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! Charlie catches the leg on that last kick! He keeps a hold of Sarah’s leg and uses his elbow to drive into the upper thigh of Sarah Price!! That shot has Sarah yelping in pain for a moment! Charlie now releases Sarah’s leg as her boot lands back down onto the canvas. Sarah is bent over and clutching at her upper leg in pain… BUT CHARLIE IMMEDIATELY GOES INTO A HEADBUTT ONTO SARAH PRICE AND THAT SHOT SENDS HER RIGHT TO THE CANVAS!!
Stew-O: Sarah is down on her back laying on the canvas. She tries to work her way up to her feet, but before she can make much progression, Charlie is right there connecting with powerful stomps that keep her down on the mat!!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie isn’t just targeting one part of Sarah’s body. He’s walking around the body of Sarah and connecting with stomps onto each limb, her chest, and her abdomen. He’s doing a great job keeping her grounded.
Stew-O: That’s for sure Flannery! Charlie now steps away from Sarah Price and back up into a neutral corner. Sarah is finally able to get herself up into a seated position in the center of the ring.. BUT IT’S CHARLIE MARR WHO CHARGES IN AT HER AND DRIVES HIS BOOT RIGHT INTO HER FACE!! That sends Sarah right back down to the canvas!! Charlie now goes over to his team’s corner and tags in Mason Massacre!!
Jake Mercer: Charlie exits the ring and here comes Mason!! Mason quickly charges towards Sarah Price who is down on the canvas. He lifts up the Specialists Champion and brings her up to her feet. Charlie grabs her by the wrist and whips her over to the ropes! Sarah hits the ropes and bounces back as Mason is bent over in preparation of a back body drop!!
Stew-O: But Sarah manages to chop her feet and stop in front of Mason.. AND SARAH CONNECTS WITH A BRUTAL KICK THAT CATCHES MASON RIGHT IN THE CHEST AND HAS HIM POPPED UP INTO A STANDING POSITION!! Mason stands groggily in the center of the ring. Sarah notices this and quickly turns around and runs back towards the ropes! She bounces back..
Jake Mercer: SPINEBUSTER!!!! MASON JUST CAUGHT THE RUNNING SARAH PRICE WITH A POWERFUL SPINEBUSTER!! Mason goes for the pin!
Stew-O: Kickout by Sarah Price!!
Flannery McCoy: Mason Massacre quickly gets up to his feet. He reaches down and grabs Sarah Price by the head and hair. He lifts her up and brings her up to her feet before wrapping his arms around her head and neck from behind in a sleeper hold!!! It looks like Mason is setting it up!! SLEEPER SUPLEX!!!
Stew-O: NO!! Sarah is fighting him off with elbows to the abdomen! One, two, three, four shots to the stomach by Sarah Price as Mason’s grip around her head and neck begins to loosen up! Another back elbow shot by Sarah!! And another! This time she breaks free from Mason’s hold! Mason is clutching at his stomach in pain as he is in a bent over position. He slowly stands straight up as Sarah grabs at his head.. SITOUT JAWBREAKER BY SARAH PRICE!! Mason Massacre is stunned as he is barely capable of maintaining his balance on his feet! Sarah runs to the ropes in front of her and bounces back.. FLOAT OVER NECKBREAKER BY THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!! IT CONNECTS AS MASON’S HEAD AND NECK GETS DRIVEN RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!
Flannery McCoy: Both Sierra Bradford and Harper Lee are seen banging on the top turnbuckles with their hands! They’re getting this socially distanced crowd pumped up as Sarah Price pops up to her feet and tags in Harper Lee!
Stew-O: Sarah exits the ring as Harper Lee makes her way into the ring! Mason slowly gets to his feet, but Harper charges in.. DROPKICK BY HARPER LEE!!!
Jake Mercer: That dropkick sends Mason Massacre back down to the canvas! Mason pops back up to his feet though as Harper continues to run towards the ropes! She bounces back towards Mason.. SLINGBLADE BY HARPER LEE!!
Flannery McCoy: It connects!! Mason stays down on the canvas this time as Harper gets back up to her feet! Harper makes her way over to one of the neutral corners and begins to climb her way up onto the top rope! She sets herself up and looks directly at Mason Massacre.. DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP BY HARPER LEE!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! Mason Massacre rolls out of the way at the very last second as Harper stumbles on her landing!! Mason gets back up to his feet as Harper finally regains her balance after that landing.. BUT MASON QUICKLY TURNS HER AROUND AND LIFTS HER UP!!! SAMOAN DROP!!! BOTH HARPER AND MASON MASSACRE ARE DOWN!!!!
Flannery McCoy: It looks like this would be the perfect time for both of the Elitists in the ring to make a tag! Mason is slowly crawling his way over to his team’s corner as Harper Lee is still down on the canvas! Mason is extending his arm out towards Xander Payne! He’s almost there!! Harper finally regaining her focus as she notices Mason Massacre is trying to tag in Xander!! Harper turns around and extends her hand out to tag in either Sarah or Harper Lee!
Jake Mercer: BUT MASON MASSACRE TAGS IN XANDER!! Xander Payne quickly charges into the ring and instantly stomps down onto the back of Harper Lee before she can make it to her team’s corner!! Another stomp by Xander! Another!! Xander now takes a step off to the side of Harper Lee as she slowly tries to make it up to her hands and knees.. AND XANDER FOLLOWS UP WITH A RUNNING PENALTY KICK RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF HARPER’S BODY!!!
Stew-O: Xander Payne reaches down and grabs Harper Lee by the hair. He lifts her up to her feet and forcefully whips Harper right into a neutral corner!! Harper lands back first against the turnbuckles hard! Xander quickly steps up and begins firing away with vicious rights and lefts onto Harper Lee in the corner!! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! RIGHT! LEFT! XANDER IS RAINING PUNCHES ONTO HARPER LEE RIGHT NOW!!!
Flannery McCoy: But look! It looks like the referee has had enough of this as he begins his count!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Five…
Stew-O: BUT XANDER PAYNE IS STILL GOING!!! HE’S STILL THROWING THESE VICIOUS PUNCHES ONTO HARPER LEE!!!! I DON’T THINK HE HAS A CLUE THAT THE REFEREE IS COUNTING RIGHT NOW!!
Flannery McCoy: And the referee has no choice but to get himself in between both Xander Payne and Harper Lee to stop this attack by Xander!! Xander isn’t looking too happy about that, but he backs away from the corner anyways as the referee begins to yell at Xander to follow the rules!!
Jake Mercer: Rules were meant to be broken Flan. If they weren’t then why would rules be made in the first place?
Flannery McCoy: So people could follow them?
Stew-O: Harper Lee is standing in the corner, but it looks like she’s unable stay up on her feet as she drops down to a seated position in the corner! Xander blocks out the referee as he has his eyes set on Harper!! Xander charges right at her.. AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE BITE THE BULLET!!! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE ONTO THE SEATED HARPER LEE IN THE CORNER BY XANDER PAYNE!!!
Jake Mercer: Harper Lee looks as if she is out of it right now as she is hunched over in a seated position in the corner. Xander backs out of the corner and grabs at Harper’s head. He pulls back and slams it back against the corner turnbuckle!! AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!! THE REFEREE AGAIN BEGINNING TO COUNT!!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Fi-
Stew-O: But Xander stops bashing Harper’s head against those turnbuckles!! He backs away from the corner to prevent himself from getting disqualified. It looks as if the referee isn’t too pleased by Xander’s fighting style and his way of pushing his limits with the rules, but Xander doesn’t care!
Flannery McCoy: Xander now walks over to Harper Lee seated in the corner and grabs her by the wrist.. He pulls her up with tremendous force and takes her back down with a back body driver!! What a move by Xander Payne!!! Xander now goes for the pin!!
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY HARPER LEE!!!
Jake Mercer: Xander isn’t too happy right now as he gets up and begins stomping down onto the chest and abdomen of Harper Lee!! He’s putting all of his weight into each one of those stomps as we witness him dissect the smaller opponent!!
Stew-O: Xander has really been taking it to Harper Lee! He finally stops stomping down onto his opponent and now reaches down and grabs her by the head and hair! Xander lifts her up to her feet.. AND XANDER GOES FOR A SPINOUT SITOUT POWERBOMB!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! HARPER LEE REVERSES IT WITH A HURRICANRANA THAT SENDS XANDER PAYNE FACE FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!!!
Jake Mercer: Xander is down on his knees as his face is pressed against the turnbuckle. Harper gets up to her feet and brushes her hair off of her face. She charges at Xander Payne.. AND HARPER LEE DROPKICKS THE BACK OF XANDER’S HEAD AS SHE DRIVES HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO THAT TURNBUCKLE!!! Harper now extends her arm out and tags in Sierra Bradford before exiting the ring!!
Stew-O: Sierra Bradford now makes her way into the ring.. But Xander quickly rolls out of it as he stands down at the ringside floor. He’s trying to catch his breath as he leans up against the ring apron..
Flannery McCoy: BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK BY SIERRA BRADFORD!!! IT CONNECTS AS XANDER GETS SHOVED RIGHT INTO THE BARRICADE THAT SURROUNDS THE RING!!!
Jake Mercer: Sierra Bradford now rolls under the bottom rope and makes her way at ringside! Sierra Bradford steps up to Xander Payne.. AND SHE SLAPS HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!! Xander doesn’t look too happy after that one as he tries to get a hold of Sierra Bradford! But Bradford manages to duck underneath the arms of Xander and get behind him! Xander turns around.. KICK TO THE FACE BY SIERRA BRADFORD!! Xander is stunned!! AND SIERRA FOLLOWS UP WITH A DISCUSS CLOTHESLINE!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! XANDER PAYNE DUCKS THE ARM!! Sierra turns around.. STUNNER!!! THE STUNNER CONNECTS AND XANDER PAYNE QUICKLY SIDES BACK INTO THE RING!!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Five.. Six…
Flannery McCoy: Sierra Bradford is slowly making it up to her feet as her teammates cheer her on! Xander is standing in the ring and waiting for his opponent to enter!
Referee: Seven.. Eight..
Jake Mercer: And Sierra Bradford gets to her feet and slides back into the ring! Xander quickly charges at her as she tries to get up to her feet!! OVERDOSE!! DISCUSS PALM STRIKE BY XANDER PAYNE!!!
Stew-O: NO!! SIERRA BRADFORD DODGES THE ARM BUT USES XANDER’S MOMENTUM TO LIFT HIM UP IN THE AIR FOR A SPLIT SECOND TO CONNECT WITH.. THE MISERY BUSINESS!!! FIREMAN’S CARRY STUNNER BY SIERRA BRADFORD!!!! XANDER PAYNE IS DOWN AND OUT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra Bradford now gets back up to her feet! She begins to make her way over to her team’s corner! She scales up to the top rope and faces the crowd.. It looks like she may be going for the Sierra Mist!!
Stew-O: WAIT LOOK!! IT’S MASON MASSACRE!!! HE HAS JUST ENTERED THE RING AND HE’S CHARGING AT SIERRA BRADFORD!!!
Flannery McCoy: DRAGON FIST!!! HARPER LEE JUST STEPPED INTO THE RING AND STOPPED MASON BEFORE HE COULD GET TO SIERRA BRADFORD WITH THE DRAGON FIST!! MASON INSTANTLY FALLS TO THE CA-
Jake Mercer: CHARING CROSS!!! DISCUSS LARIAT BY CHARLIE MARR WHO JUST ENTERED THE RING ONTO HARPER LEE!!! He’s looking down at Harper then turns his attention over to Sierra on the top ro-
Stew-O: BITTERSWEET ENDING!!! SUPERKICK BY SARAH PRICE CONNECTS ONTO CHARLIE MARR!!! Charlie is down! Mason is down! Xander is down! It’s all clear for Sierra to finally hit her Sierra Mist onto Xander Payne!! Sarah cheers her on and gives her the green light!!!
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA MIST!!!! MOONSAULT BY SIERRA BRADFORD ONTO-
Jake Mercer: ONTO SARAH PRICE!!!! XANDER PAYNE JUST GRABBED SARAH PRICE BY THE ARM AND PULLED HER RIGHT INTO SIERRA’S LANDING SPOT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Sierra Bradford can’t believe she accidentally hit her finisher on her partner! She looks in shock!!
Stew-O: BUT XANDER PAYNE TURNS SIERRA AROUND AND SHOVES HER!! Sierra goes back against the ring ropes! She bounces back.. LAST SEDATION!!! POP UP POWERBOMB BY XANDER PAY-
Jake Mercer: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!?!?!
Stew-O: CONSUELA ROSE AVA AND HARLOW REICHERT FROM TEAM SHOWDOWN JUST SLID INTO THE RING AND TACKLED XANDER PAYNE RIGHT BEFORE HE COULD CATCH SIERRA BRADFORD WITH THE POWERBOMB!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: What the hell are these Showdown Elitists doing here!?!?
Stew-O: I have no idea Jake! But Conseula and Harlow are both stomping away at Xander Payne right now!!! They are taking it to the former PURE Champion!!! Consuela continues to stomp down onto Xander as Harlow now branches off and connects with a nasty knee drop into the face of Mason Massacre who was still on the canvas from moments ago!! Consuela and Harlow continuously raining down their attacks on Xander and Mason!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LOOK! It’s Charlie! Charlie Marr has gotten up from the outside of the ring ad he sees whats going on!! He slides into the ring and gets from behind Consuela!! And Charlie begins firing away with lefts and rights!! Harlow Reichert sees this and starts making her way over to Charlie, but Marr manages to start fighting her off as well!! RIGHT HAND BY MARR ONTO CONSUELA!!! NOW A LEFT ONTO HARLOW!!! NOW ONTO CONSUELA!!! AND AGAIN ONTO HARLOW!!! CHARLIE IS FIGHTING THESE SHOWDOWN ELITISTS OFF RIGHT NOW!!!
Stew-O: BUT LOOK!! FROM BEHIND!!! IT’S TERRY CHAMBERS AND AHREN FOURNIER FROM VOLTAGE WHO SLIDE INTO THE RING AND CONNECT WITH NASTY FOREARMS ONTO THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S HEAD!!! CHARLIE DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES THEN GETS PENALTY KICKED BY BOTH HARLOW AND CONSUELA AT THE SAME TIME!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Mason Massacre slowly gets up to his feet as he charges in at Terry Chambers with a lariat!!! IT CONNECTS!!! BUT AHREN QUICKLY SHUTS HIM DOWN WITH VICIOUS RIGHT HANDS!! Team Dynasty is struggling to keep up against these numbers! Especially after a surprise attack like this one!!! Consuela now goes back over to Xander and has his seated against the corner as she continuously drives her boot into his face!! Ahren grabs Mason Massacre and holds him in place with a sleeper hold!! Terry Chambers now walks over to Mason.. AND TERRY BEGINS THROWING RIGHTS And LEFTS AT THE BODY OF MASON MASSACRE WHO IS BEING HELD BY AHREN!!!
Jake Mercer: TAKE THAT TERRY!!
Flannery McCoy: Again, That’s Mason..
Jake Mercer: NO! MASON NO!!! GET OUT OF THERE!!!!
Stew-O: LOOK! IT’S MITSUBACHI!!! HE’S STANDING AT THE TOP OF THE STAGE WITH TWO MURDER HORNETS OVER EACH SHOULDER!! He looks at both murder hornets and begins to charge down the ramp and towards the ring!! The hornets are following him!!
Jake Mercer: This man tamed Murder Hornets?!?!
Stew-O: And All of the non Dynasty Elitists stop what they’re doing!! They see these giant Hornets and MITSUBACHI heading their way!! MITSUBACHI SLIDES INTO THE RING AS THE MURDER HORNETS FLY IN AS WELL!! AND MITSUBACHI BEGINS FIRING AWAY AT CONSUELA ROSE AVA!!! CONSUELA TRIES TO FIGHT BACK, BUT SHE ISN’T TRYING TO GET ANYWHERE NEAR THOSE MURDER HORNETS!!! THIS GIVES MITSUBACHI THE ADVANTAGE AS HE CONNECTS WITH A DISCUSS CLOTHESLINE THAT SENDS HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!!
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI turns his head over his shoulder and looks directly at Harlow Reichert who wants no business with those Hornets either!! She’s backing away, but the Hornets are flying right at her!!! Harlow clutches at her head and covers her body so she doesn’t gets stung… BUT IT’S MISTUBACHI WHO TAKES HER DOWN WITH A DISCUSS LARIAT!!!
Jake Mercer: Man, those Hornets are horrifying. I’m glad we have them on our side!!!
Stew-O: BUT AHREN AND TERRY ARENT SCARED AS THEY BOTH TACKLE MITSUBACHI TOGETHER AND TAKE HIM TO THE GROUND!!! The Murder Hornets close in on both Terry and Ahren, but they simply back hand them away!!! That shot has the murder hornets retreating!! They don’t want anything to do with Ahren and Slim Terry!!!
Flannery McCoy: This is awful for Team Dynasty!! Ahren and Terry are double teaming MITSUBACHI, as Consuela has just gotten back to her feet and focuses on stomping down onto both the body of Mason and Charlie!! Harlow has gotten up as well and now she begins throwing punches down onto the body of Xander Payne!!! Team Dynasty is in trouble..
???(off-Mic): YO BOZOS!!! OVER HERE!!!
Jake Mercer: IT’S CHRIS ELITE!!! THE SAVIOUR!!! THE DYNASTY GOAT!!!
Stew-O: All of the non Dynasty Elitists stop what they are doing once more as they all look at Chris Elite!!
Chris Elite(Off-Mic): Yeah, You Bozos fear me like y’all fear those Hornets coz I’m that Mantis Shrimp!!
Flannery McCoy: What does that mean?
Jake Mercer: That he’s badass! That’s what it means!!!
Stew-O: AND CHRIS ELITE CHARGES TOWARDS THE RING! He slides in!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT CONSUELA IS THERE TO MEET HIM WITH A LARIAT!! NO!!! CHRIS ELITE DUCKS THE ARM AND GETS FROM BEHIND HER!!!
Jake Mercer: But from behind him, it’s Harlow!!!
Stew-O: BOX OFFICE SMASH ONTO HARLOW REICHERT!!!! SHE INSTANTLY FALLS TO THE CANVAS!! Chris Elite now wraps his arms around the waist of Consuela!! LONG KISS GOODNIGHT!!! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX INTO A SPIKE DDT THAT PIERCES CONSEULA’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE STERNUM OF HARLOW REICHERT!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite now gets back up to his feet, but Terry and Ahren are there to meet him with rights and lefts!! They stand on both sides of Chris Elite as Chris tries to fight both men at the same time!! He manages to get a few shots in, but overall, Ahren and Terry are looking to be too much!!! Terry loads up for this next punch!! AND HE CONNECTS!!!!
Stew-O: ONTO AHREN!!!! CHRIS ELITE DODGED THE POWERFUL RIGHT HOOK AS IT CONNECTED ONTO AHREN!!! Terry quickly tries to check on Ahren… BOX OFFICE SMASH BY CHRIS ELITE ONTO TERRY AS IT SENDS HIM DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS NEXT TO CONSUELA WHO LAYS ON TOP OF HARLOW!!!
Jake Mercer: BOX OFFICE SMASH AGAIN!!! HE DID IT AGAIN!!! THIS TIME ONTO AHREN AS AHREN FALLS BESIDE RIGHT BY THE PILE OF NON DYNASTY ELITISTS!!!!
Stew-O: Chris Elite now climbs up to the top rope!! He looks down at all of the bodies in the center of the ring!! What is he thinking right now!?!?!
Chris Elite(Off-Mic): Bozos… You should know better than to show your faces on my show..
Stew-O: AIMIN FOR THE MOON!!!! 630 SENTON ONTO THE FOUR ELITISTS DOWN ON THE CANVAS!!!! IT CONNECTS!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite gets back up to his feet as MITSUBACHI, Charlie Marr, Mason Massacre, and Xander Payne slowly get back up to their feet. They begin to clap and smile after Chris Elite made the incredible save!!
Stew-O: This must mean that Chris has accepted Charlie’s offer from last week!! Chris Elite must be apart of Charlie’s team for Territorial Invasion!!!
Jake Mercer: Whatever the case may be, Chris Elite came at the right time!!
(The camera shows Chris Elite speaking with Charlie, Mason, Xander, and MITSUBACHI, as Consuela, Harlow, Terry, and Ahren are seen completely out of it in the center of the ring. Team Dynasty has a confident look on their faces after the heroics of Chris Elite. The scene then fades to black.)
(A commercial for Dawn dish soap airs starring Chris Elite)
(The camera fades in to Stephie Love standing in the middle of the ring with a smile on her face before she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is THE MAIN EVENT!!! And it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘I Gave You Power’ by Nas plays up to a mixed reaction as Impact makes his way out to the center of the stage. He stands in the center of it as he looks around before spreading his arms out and circling around as he makes his way down the ramp keeping his arms spread out as he does so looking up to the sky)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 240 pounds… He… is… IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: It surely has been an eventful few weeks for Impact for sure. Not only coming out of Operation: Doomsday with a victory over Charlie Marr, but not only that being announced as a member of Team Dynasty in the War Games match at Territorial Invasion! I’m sure Impact prides himself on that combine the fact that he states constantly that people do seem to count him out and consider him past his prime.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah of course, Impact fights on for sure and I just know that he wants a win over his opponent tonight when it comes down to it. If he beats a World Championship contender and what does that mean moving past Territorial Invasion and looking towards the future? Well that could entail a lot and it completely depends on the result of this match.
Jake Mercer: I’m not sure if you could say dinosaurs are ever in their prime but I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt because Impact is possibly the only living dinosaur that I’ve ever seen! Who knows though maybe he can reach those stubby arms out and grab the brass rings, the possibilities are ENDLESS!
(Impact stops at the bottom of the ramp before making his way around the ringside area and up the steel steps. He enters right into the ring as he makes his way over to the center of the ring. His face turns from a egotistical look to a cold, stern look on his face in a instant before he makes his way to his corner to get ready for his match as ‘I Gave You Power’ fades out. ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P plays up to loud boos as Lethal Consequences makes his way out to the stage. He doesn’t waste time on the stage as he continues to walk down the ramp and headed towards the ring as every so often he turns his head to look out to the crowd as he heads towards the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Oakland, California… weighing in at 230 pounds… THE INEVITABLE… LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for Lethal Consequences I’m sure you already know what he’s been up to. Being a act on Showdown as clearly he won the Answers World Championship qualifier match at Midsummer Massacre. And not only that attacking Jamie O’Hara during his main event match at last week on Showdown. It just questions if Jamie is going to return the favor on his home brand?
Flannery McCoy: Well we don’t know and I guess that just means we’ll find out in due time. Right now I think LC is focused on winning especially against Impact, because the last time they faced Impact managed to come out victorious due to the Ref HRDO pulling the strings to help Impact to the ring. I supposed this is more of a equal ground when it comes to it right now, I can’t wait to see how this match goes.
Jake Mercer: No matter what Big Man LC got it in clutch! He got the power in his veins and ain’t no Jamie gonna stop him, he just too strong :wow:
(LC quickly makes his way up to the steel steps and entering into the ring. He climbs all four quarters of the ring and up to the top rope as he raises both of his arms in the air before quickly making his way to his corner and getting ready for the match as ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ fades out which only leaves the Ref to signal for the bell to start the main event)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: HERE WE GO! This match is underway between Impact and LC! LC and Impact step to the center of the ring, and are mumbling to each other, things we can’t make out, and OH! IMPACT SHOVES LC BY THE FACE!
Flannery McCoy: LC didn’t like that as he charges at Impact, BUT IMPACT CAUGHT THE LEGS AND DROPS HIM TO HIS BACK…..HE’S GOING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT THIS QUICKLY INTO THE MATCH! But LC manages to grabs the ropes and pull himself to the outside, and inside the ring Impact runs the ropes….SUICIDE DIVE FROM IMPACT THAT DRIVES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES INTO THE PLEXIGLASS! Impact is feeling it in the early stages of this matchup!
Jake Mercer: Impact lookin to remix it up already, as he now runs at LC who’s standing against the plexiglass, and LC sidesteps and sends Impact face first into the plexiglass! LC grabs Impact’s head and repeatedly slams him face first into it! LC looks to keep momentum going for himself as he grabs Impact by the head and runs full steam–AND DRIVES IMPACT BACK FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! LC PICKS UP IMPACT AND RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE END WITH IMPACT–AND SENDS IMPACT FLYING INTO THE PLEXIGLASS AND IMPACT LAUNCHES BACKWARDS!
Stew-O: Impact holds his head in some pain as Lethal Consequences slides in and out of the ring to make sure a countout doesn’t occur, and now Lethal Consequences hops up on the ring apron and he waits for Impact to turn around. Impact turns around and–LETHAL CONSEQUENCES LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE APRON…BUT IMPACT SIDE KICKS LC IN THE CHEST AS LC WAS IN MID AIR! Impact checks his lip for blood, before quickly driving his knee into the side of Lethal Consequences head as he was on his knees! The referee begins the count!
ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!
Stew-O: Impact picks LC up by the head and puts him in a suplex position, and Impact has him up! IMPACT THROWS LC BACK FIRST ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! LC IS SCREAMING IN PAIN NOW AS IMPACT GIVES THAT SIGNATURE SMIRK!
Jake Mercer: Who do I cheer for?! :mjcry:
Stew-O: How bout you just stay quiet?
Jake Mercer: :skip:
Flannery McCoy: Anywho, Impact picks up LC and tosses him back inside the ring, and Impact hops up the apron and begins to ascend up the top rope, and what could Impact be thinking right here?! LC POPS UP AND THROWS HIS BODY WEIGHT ON THE TOP ROPE AND IT CAUSES IMPACT TO LOSE HIS BALANCE ON THE TOP ROPE AND LAND RIGHT ON HIS GROIN ON THE TOP ROPE! LC takes his time and walks over to the corner and climbs up the top rope with Impact, and he throws several right hands at the head! Impact managed to block one of the strikes, and he throws a shot of his own! And both men are battling for for control over the other on the top rope!
Stew-O: Forearm shot from Impact! Right hand from Lethal Consequences! Both men exchanging shots with one another on the top rope, AND ANOTHER RIGHT HAND FROM LC! LC SEEMS TO HAVE THE UPPER HAND HERE, HEADBUTT FROM LC! LC FOLLOWS THAT UP….SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE FROM LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! LC GOES FOR THE COVER!
Flannery McCoy: NO! Lethal Consequences gets up and bends down to pick up Impact off the mat, and he has him up….but Impact drives LC back first into the corner! Shoulder thrust from Impact! Another one! And another one! Impact building some momentum for himself as he throws several right hands before connecting with a spinning elbow to the face. Impact backs up to the opposite corner…AND IMPACT CHARGES FULL SPEED! BUT NO! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CHARGES OUT OF HIS CORNER AND MEETS IMPACT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW OF IMPACT!
Jake Mercer: Impact is back up ti his feet quickly, and Lethal Consequences connects with a knife edge chop that takes Impact down, Impact is up again and LC connects with another knife edge chop that takes Impact down! Impact is up quickly once more, and LC continues to go on the attack and pushes Impact against the ropes before going for the irish whip–But Impact reverses it and sends LC into the ropes, Impact then connects with the back body drop! LC is back to his feet in the corner–AND IMPACT CHARGES IN AND CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING FOREARM SMASH TO THE FACE OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IN THE CORNER! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DROPS DOWN TO BOTH KNEES AND CRAWLS TO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND IMPACT RUNS TO THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH THE BULLDOG! IMPACT FLIPS LC OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG!
Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GETS THE SHOULDER UP! And now Impact is the one who brings LC to his feet to set up for his next move as his right arm wrapped around LC’s neck, but LC drops down and connects with a chop block to the front of Impact’s knee! Both men are on their knees and both men stare a hole at each other! Right hand from LC! Right hand from Impact! Right hand from LC! LC AGAIN! LC IS IN CONTROL NOW AS HE PICKS UP IMPACT AND GOES FOR DEAD EXECUTIVE–BUT IMPACT PUSHES LC FORWARD OFF OF HIM, LC TURNS AROUND AND RUNS AT IMPACT BUT IMPACT CATCHES LC WITH A HIP TOSS AND NECKBREAKER COMBO!
Flannery McCoy: Impact rolls away from LC before pulling himself up in the corner, LC is on both knees and Impact runs and leaps down and tries going for the rollup, but LC rolls through it and LC is back up to his feet and has Impact by both of his legs, and LC drives his elbow into the knee of Impact! LC does it once more before wrenching back on the leg of Impact! LC trying to weaken Impact a little bit here in this submission!
Jake Mercer: Impact reaches out and tries to grab the rope, but he’s still a few feet away…AND IMPACT WITH ONE BIG LUNGE REACHES AND GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE! Impact holds his leg as he pulls himself underneath the bottom rope on the outside apron. LC reaches over the top rope and grabs Impact by the hair and pulls him up on the apron–BUT IMPACT CONNECTS WITH AN ENZIGUIRI TO THE SIDE OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HEAD! Lethal Consequences is stunned now as he falls backwards to the center of the ring before dropping to a knee. Impact now takes this opportunity to climb the top rope next to him, and now Impact stands tall on the top turnbuckle–LEAPING DROPKICK FROM IMPACT!
Stew-O: That dropkick sent Lethal Consequences damn hear to the other side of the ring. LC now is up and Impact looks to keep the momentum rolling and he goes for the running lariat, but LC ducks it and Impact runs and bounces off the ropes, LOWDOWN!!! LC’S SIGNATURE SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS AS HE HOOKS THE LEG OF IMPACT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT KICKS OUT! Now LC takes a second wondering what to do to put Impact away. LC stands up now and is begging for Impact to get to his feet! Impact now is on his feet holding the back of his head and he turns around…AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GOES FOR LCR!!! NO!! IMPACT DUCKED IT AND IMPACT PUSHES LC FORWARD BUT IS RIGHT ON HIS TAIL AS HE RUNS BEHIND LC AND HOPS ON HIS SHOULDERS–IMPACT CONNECTS WITH A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER THAT SPIKES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HEAD INTO THE RING MAT! IMPACT REMIXIN! NOW IMPACT WITH ANOTHER COVER!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences stays alive in this match again! Impact gets to his feet and looks down at LC, and he grabs the legs of Lethal Consequences and perhaps looks to lock him in the Walls of Impact…AND YES! IMPACT IS GOING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT AS HE HAS LC IN POSITION! IMPACT IS HAVING A TOUGH TIME FLIPPING LC ON HIS STOMACH, LC IS TRYING TO FIGHT IT OFF! AND LC AT THE LAST SECOND USES ALL OF HIS WILL AND HIS LEG STRENGTH AND FLIPS IMPACT SUCCESSFULLY PREVENTING THE SUBMISSION FROM BEING LOCKED IN!
Jake Mercer: LC up to his feet as Impact is as well, and Impact runs at LC first and Impact goes for the jumping high knee….BUT LC CATCHES IMPACT IN MID AIR AND IS HOLDING HIM HIGH! LC THROWS IMPACT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND IMPACT LANDS ON IT BY THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! LCRRRRR!!!!! THE BACK ELBOW RIGHT TO THE FACE OF IMPACT FROM LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES FALLS ON TOP OF IMPACT FOR THE COVER!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE SPOTS IMPACT’S LEG UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE! The referee signals it to LC and LC isn’t happy about it, and now now hops on top of Impact and mounts him, throwing several rights and lefts at the face! LC after that begins to throw down several haymakers to the face before throwing several forearm shots to the forehead! LC is showing zero mercy right now, wanting to send a message to Jamie!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences now is looking for the dagger, as he grabs Impact by the legs and…HE’S TRYING TO LOCK IN THE BLACKOUT! THE SHARPSHOOTER! BUT IMPACT MANAGES TO SURVIVE BY KICKING LC AWAY FROM HIM! LC TRIES TO RUN TO GO BACK ON THE ATTACK BUT IMPACT CATCHES LC WITH THE FLAPJACK TOSSING LC BEHIND HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES STUMBLES BACK TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, AND SUPERKICK FROM IMPACT CONNECTS ON LC! IMPACT LOOKS DOWN AT LC AND HE RUNS AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE–FFLLIIGGGHHTTT SSIIGGHHHTTTSSSS!!!!! THE SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT FROM IMPACT CONNECTS AS IMPACT HOOKS BOTH OF LC’S LEGS FOR THE COVER!
Stew-O: AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES KICKS OUT AGAIN! Impact has a bit of a frustrated look on his face, but he knows he can’t allow himself to get frustrated at this point in the match. Impact stirs to his feet and he grabs LC by the head as LC is on his knees facing the standing Impact.
Jake Mercer: :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: Oh lord, Impact showing a bit of arrogance here slapping the taste out of LC’s mouth! Impact may be toying with LC here as–LC PICKS UP IMPACT AND SLAMS HIM TO THE MAT! LC FLIPS TOT HE FRONT OF IMPACT’S HEAD AND JAMS HIS KNEE INTO THE SKULL OF IMPACT! IMPACT TRIES TO CRAWL AWAY TO THE CORNER BUT LC RUNS AND DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE FACE OF IMPACT AS IMPACT WAS SEATED IN THE CORNER!
Lethal Consequences(no mic): HOW DO YOU LIKE IT YOU FUCKIN BITCH?! REMIX THIS YOU FUCKER!
Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES STANDS IMPACT UP QUICKLY AND BRINGS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING! KICK TO THE MIDSECTION, LC SETS UP FOR THE “DEAD EXECUTIVE” STUNNER–BUT IMPACT REVERSES IT INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN!
Jake Mercer: LC ESCAPES IT AGAIN, AND NOW BOTH MEN STAND UP AND BOTH MEN RUN INTO A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE ON ONE ANOTHER! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE DOWN ONCE MORE IN THIS INCREDIBLE MATCHUP!
Stew-O: WHAT THE HELL??! THAT’S JAMIE O’HARA! HE JUST BLASTED LC FROM BEHIND!!! WHAT THE HELL?!
(DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!)
(Jamie O’Hara connects with Stardust Breaker on LC.)
Jake Mercer: The Ace just interrupted this great match, and he just cost LC and made a statement. The Ave wants LC to know who he’s gonna be fighting.
(Final shot is of Jamie standing over the fallen Lethal Consequences.)
(Commercial break featuring an ad for Vizzy hard seltzers starring the Visual Prophet.)
(Dynasty returns from commercial break as “ME!” by Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie plays throughout the performance center speakers as Veena Adams grimaces in the ring, leaning against the ring ropes to support herself after the events which transpired earlier in the evening. Standing on either side of her are Impact and the Specialists Champion, Sarah Price, both watching Veena intently. Suddenly, a sly smile grows across her face as the boos from the audience seem to energize her.)
Jake Mercer: Tonight, we’re closing Dynasty with a very special segment, everybody, as we’re currently—
Flannery McCoy: Don’t you dare say it.
Jake Mercer: —currently awaiting a huge announcement from Veena Adams regarding this year’s WAR GAMES!
Flannery McCoy: :mjgrin: He had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
Jake Mercer: OH, C’MON, I’M JUST JOSHIN’ FLAN! YKTV! WE’RE IN THE IMPACT ZONE TONIGHT! GOTTA LOVE IT!
Stew-O: Well. Wherever all of you are watching with us, Jake is right about one thing: the whole world is waiting on the groundbreaking announcement that could potentially change the course of the infamous Territorial Invasion Main Event this year!
(Veena, having heard enough of her theme song, signals for her music to be cut. With a perfectly polished hand, she raises a microphone to her botoxed lips and begins to address her raucous audience. She stands up straight from the ring ropes uneasily, still holding on tightly to the top rope to drive her point home. Sarah Price simply rolls her eyes as she watches as Veena be dramatic while a loyal stagehand positions himself directly underneath Veena in the event of an accident.)
Veena Adams: Thank you, unnamed, minimum-wage EAW employee, but I think I’ll be able to manage for the time being. This is not exactly how I planned on making this grand announcement, I hoped I would be much more energetic at this point in the evening, but alas. 🤕 No need to worry though, I’m an Adams, I can bounce back from absolutely anything! Especially since I know that Team Dynasty will be GUARAN-DAMN-TEED the win at Territorial Invasion with our third teammate! Yay! Sooooo…if you two are ready, how about we introduce what’stheirface to the EAW Universe?!
(The crowd responds positively.)
Impact: Hold on juuuust a second, Veena. Why don’t you take it easy for another moment or two, I have a few choice words for the patron saint of censorship over here before we bring out our final team member. I want to at least make sure she and I are on the same page before inevitably having to explain a thing or two to our partner.
(Impact turns his attention towards Sarah Price, who grips tightly onto her Specialists Championship. Impact twirls the microphone in his hand as Veena leans back onto the ropes for support.)
Veena Adams: By all means, Impact! The floor is yours. I, personally, have been looking forward to this ether all night. :mjlit:
(Impact skids right past Veena and gets up close and personal with Sarah Price, towering over her as he raises the microphone back up to her lips. Sarah stands tall, keeping her chin high as she stares right back into Impact’s eyes, unfazed.)
Impact: Now, I thought I explained this to you quite clearly before, Sarah. But in case it didn’t register before, I want to make it perfectly clear this time to prevent you from getting your hopes up by thinking that you’re anything more than a figure-head captain. StarrStan naming you as the so-called “leader” of the War Games Team is nothing more than a reward for your consistency and work-ethic that would put some people who hold titles more valuable than yours to great shame. But I digress, you aren’t well-equipped to “carry” Dynasty to victory as you so proudly told StarrStan yourself. The fact that you believed for even a split second that women like Sierra Bradford and Harper Lee would have been the “ideal” teammates for you heading into a match like War Games just tells me your sense of good judgement–rather, lack there off–is skewed, biased, only acting in the best interest of your personal opinions and the feelings of your besties. That’s exactly why Veena had the foresight to pull me into the matchup with you, otherwise, you’d have been eaten alive. You’ve made a name for yourself against some small fries, and even a few harder hitting competitors by some miracle, but don’t let it get to your head. Deep down, you know that you only pulled it off because you excel in the particular position and standing that you’re at now, that’s it. To think that those qualities and skills will always translate to the next level, will transfer into a match like War Games, makes absolutely no sense. You don’t have what it takes to withstand this kind of responsibility. That’s why I’m the true captain of this ship, hell, I’m doing you a favor, Sarah, you are more or less guaranteed a victory in the main event of one of EAW’s most prestigious FPVs. You’re welcome. I’ve breathed new life into this industry time after time and I’ll gladly do it again, just to prove that I’m everything I ever said I was, and then some. I’ve always been brave enough to shoulder those heavy loads, the ones that are necessary in order for this industry to advance in the way that it has. That’s right, I’ma say it again, it was me, my influence, my dedication, and my improvements to the industry that have ultimately made EAW the platform it is today. The platform you think you have. The platform I will gladly tear away from your ungrateful paws.
Sarah Price: Are you finished, grandpa?
Impact: Aha. More juvenile insults. Predictable.
Sarah Price: Maybe. Not unlike everything else that just came out of your mouth. But seriously. What is your obsession with tearing me down for simply existing?
Impact: The fact that you don’t even recognize that I allow bitches like you to exist in this industry in the first place. You aren’t the face of anything, and never will be if I choose not to allow it.
Sarah Price: You know, I never once claimed that I was the face of Dynasty. I never said that I was the best woman suitable for the position of captain. But I do have the right mindset heading into War Games. I know I have what it takes: the skillset, the drive, and I certainly work well on a team. And I don’t want to let my team, StarrStan, or, really, even you down, Veena. It’s just so funny to me that you hold all this resentment towards me still, but you can feel however you want, that’s your prerogative. Whatever it takes, we’re going to make this work. Whatever it takes, I’m willing to put my own personal feelings and opinions aside regarding my teammates–you and whoever the third person is–in order to bring Dynasty the win.
Impact: Fuck outta here, Degrassi, captain or not, you should know now it’s better to stay in your place, step aside, and watch as I do what I have to do in order to bring Team Dynasty the victory this year. I assure you, overstepping and overexaggerating your place in this matchup will be the biggest mistake of your underbaked career.
Veena Adams: Okay, okay, okay! I had enough. 😀 Watching you two go at it was going to go down as the highlight of my week, but I think the next few minutes on Dynasty will have your little mud-slinging contest beat.
Sarah Price: And what’s about to happen in the next few minutes, Veena?
Veena Adams: Wellllllllllllll, I was GOING to tell you before you so rudely interrupted me. Gosh. 🙄 Now I don’t think I’ll tell you. Hmph. (She crosses her arms over her chest.)
Sarah Price: C’mon, Veena. This is serious business and Dynasty only has so much time left on the air, you can’t keep us waiting forever.
Veena Adams: Yeah?! Just watch me!
Impact: Veena, c’mon. Be reasonable.
Veena Adams: Mmmm. 🥺 Okay, but only because you asked so nicely, Imp. These Elitists sure could learn a thing or two from you.
(Veena lifts herself back up from the ropes and approaches the edge of the ring closest to the stage.)
Veena Adams: Ladies and gentlemen…I give you the FINAL member of Dynasty’s WAR GAMES TEAM!
(Upon saying the word “final,” Veena’s arm shoots out towards the stage, directing everyone in the performance center to follow her direction and turn their head towards the stage. The tension in the arena builds as the crowd grows so silent, you could hear a pin drop in the center of the ring.)
(As we all stare at the empty stage, the audio picks up a slight chomping sound.)
Flannery McCoy: JAKE!
Jake Mercer: Sorry, I bite my nails when I’m nervous. :lupe: :lupe: :lupe:
Stew-O: No worries, Jake, you’re not alone. I’m at the edge of my seat here just WAITING to see who it could be!
(“Let It Go” by A$AP Ferg begins to play throughout the performance center speakers, the crowd in the arena bursting into cheers upon hearing the theme music of the EAW Chairman.)
Flannery McCoy: …no. Fucking. WAY!
(A loud thump is heard over the broadcast audio.)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, Jake Mercer has just fainted. For the first time EVER, Jake…is at a complete, utter loss for words upon hearing the announcement that the third and final member of Team Dynasty is no other than the EAW Chairman, MR. DEDEDE!.
Jake Mercer: :dead:
(As a medic runs over to revive Jake Mercer, the performance center stage stage now glows in blinding, dancing gold and red lights to accompany “Let It Go.” Smoke now slowly begins to rise, quickly covering the small surface area of the performance center stage and ramp. Just as flames begin to erupt from either side of the titantron, Mr. DEDEDE saunters out onto the stage, sporting a limited edition bright red Gawdzilla Pro© Tracksuit encrusted with red and black gemstones, with matching Yeezy Boosts on his feet. The audience inside of the performance center continues to cheer at the very top of their lungs, and show no signs of letting up whatsoever.)
(As he makes his way down the ramp and into the ring, a limping Veena Adams goes to hold the ring ropes open for her uncle. Impact applauds slowly with a grin on his face as Sarah stands with her Specialists Championship, once again unfazed. Once he enters the ring, DEDEDE gives Impact a firm pat on the shoulder and the two shake hands. Without looking, he extends his free hand where Veena quickly places her microphone. She is then seen yelling out into the direction of the stage to shut the music off, and it is promptly cut off as Mr. DEDEDE raises the microphone to his mouth.)
Mr. DEDEDE: Now you already KNOW what’s about to come next, don’t you? Or do I have to tell you myself? Yes, surprise, hello, you’re welcome. Don’t hold your applause. Don’t adjust that dial or check your internet connection, your eyes do not deceive you. Gawd is here, in the flesh, standing humbly before all of you as the final member of Team Dynasty. :blessed:
(He walks over to Sarah and throws his arm around her–she freezes up. Visually uncomfortable and most certainly considering making a visit to either the nearest COVID-19 testing center or EAW’s Human Resources department immediately after Dynasty goes off the air, she simply stares at Impact standing across the ring from her, smug and snug as a bug in a rug.)
Mr. DEDEDE: My dear Sarah. You need not fret. Zaddy’s here, and he’s prepared, fully healed, beast mode [ON] and ready to practically carry you to new heights this season. You don’t have to so much as lift a finger moving forward. The outcome of the match has more or less been decided for you. And I knoowwww just how much you were hoping this was going to be your moment to shine, an opportunity to ppp-prove yourself to the mass audience watching from around the globe, to let Veena, Stan, or even me know that you’re a woman to be taken seriously. :mjlol: But playtime is over. This isn’t about you, Sarah. It never has been, never will be. This is about me, an ode to me, a celebration of me. And how much better I am, than you. Than all of you. Than each and every one of you people backstage, in the audience, at home. And all those who are inferior to me, they need me as bad as they need clean air to breathe. A lot like my distinguished partner here in Impact, I breathe life into this industry, these people, and take their breath away with every awe inspiring moment of my existence. You, Sarah, now have the opportunity to live vicariously through me and benefit off of my in-ring success–not many Elitists can say the same as they are typically on the opposing side, the losing side. I hope you understand just how fucking lucky you really are.
(With every sentence, DEDEDE grips Sarah tighter and tighter. As he finishes, he eventually lessens his grip and she manages to shake his arm off of her shoulder. She takes a step back to distance herself from both men, then scoffs once before raising the mic to respond.)
Sarah Price: You guys just don’t get it, do you?
(DEDEDE and Impact turn to face each other, raise an eyebrow, then turn back at Sarah, closing in and circling her like sharks.)
Impact: Get what? That your stubbornness and refusal to fall back is ultimately going to end up being your fucking downfall? This is the closest you may ever come to achieving the level of success we both made for ourselves in this industry, so don’t get too comfortable. You think you’d be thankful, relieved that you don’t have to pull as much weight around as you would have should you had been forced to take on the burden of choosing your own team. This entire industry is driven by the burning desires and competitive spirit brought into this ring by men like us. Know your fucking place and be grateful you get to come along for the brilliant ride. What more is there to fucking say?
Mr. DEDEDE: “Get” this, Sarah. You are no more than an accessory to Impact and I heading into this matchup, and an inconvenient one at that. I don’t understand what it is with modern day feminism and the unwavering desire to be nothing more than cumbersome to your male counterparts who are clearly much better suited for a job like this than you will ever be. Realistically, you’re just a pretty face to slap on a poster so it doesn’t look as bad should either myself or Impact stand at the helm of Team Dynasty, so we don’t hog up the spotlight. As if you being “Captain” could ever stop us. Veena putting two legends such as the Liquid Swordz on one Team is enough to paralyze both of the competing brands entirely, holding back on all their efforts heading into War Games. Together, Impact and I could easily carry this match on our own and there isn’t a single doubt about it. Should they have thrown anybody, literally anybody else but you, say an Andrea, a Charlie, a Serena, a Viz, and Showdown and Voltage would have been forced to forfeit. You’re on this team to give the other brands a chance, to prevent my presence from completely dousing out their hopes at winning. They see Sarah Price alongside Impact and Mr. DEDEDE and think that maybe, just maybe, the weak-point in Team Dynasty’s foundation might be enough to ensure any other brand a chance at victory. You are being fed straight to the wolves and you don’t even realize it. This is the real world, sweetheart, this isn’t a game, we aren’t in your little fantasy rEaLm, we’re here to take care of business. You’re more than welcome to come along for the ride, you come at no cost to either one of us, but understand that should you so dare to stand in our way that it comes with a hefty Price. 😀 I do have to admit, your dedication to playing the role of Team Captain is…admirable. Almost heartwarming. But pitiful all the same.
(He lowers the mic momentarily and spits at her feet. Sarah stares onward in disgust, her eyes shifting between Impact and DEDEDE while Veena laughs hysterically behind them.)
Mr. DEDEDE: But hear this. I’m not doing this for you, for Impact, for Veena, for Dynasty, or even for my own goddamn company. I’m doing this because I want to. I’m doing this for me, doing it just for fun, really, and each and everyone of you should be ashamed of that. If you want to waste your time working hard, trying to outdo me, trying to stand out come Territorial Invasion, “tHaT’s YoUr PeRoGaTiVe,” I won’t stop you. But there’s nothing that’s going to prevent me from doing what I do best and allowing these people to witness a genius at work as opposed to some little girl playing make believe, and see for themselves all that an Elitist should be–that’s everything you’ll never fucking be, Sarah. That’s Gawd.
(As DEDEDE lazily drops the microphone, “Let It Go” by A$AP Ferg picks right back up as Impact and the chairman turn their backs on Sarah to have a conversation of their own. Sarah maintains her position and stands her ground, however, slowly nodding her head not in acceptance, but in acknowledgement of the challenge that now lays before her.)
Jake Mercer: Uuggghhhoohhhhgghh. Wh-what did I miss?! Was it all a dream?! Is the chairman ACTUALLY here in the IMPACT ZONE?! 😱
Flannery McCoy: It wasn’t a dream, Jake. This is your reality! The chairman has returned to EAW television for the first time since Pain for Pride. And he made a huge statement here tonight–if announcing him as the third member of the War Games Dynasty Team wasn’t enough!
Stew-O: Territorial Invasion sure is shaping up to be arguably one of the most competitive matches in the Free-Per-View’s history! Unfortunately, for Sarah, it’s looking like whatever dreams she had of utilizing War Games as the perfect opportunity for her to shine, is being completely overshadowed by Impact’s and Mr. DEDEDE’s individual agendas combined.
Flannery McCoy: :wow: I just can’t wait to see how this all unfolds in the coming weeks. Something tells me Sarah’s not the kind of woman to back down when told! But for now, I guess we’ll have to wait and see. For Stew and Jake, I’m Flannery, signing off. Goodnight everybody!
(Our final shot before the broadcast cuts is of Impact and DEDEDE each standing at a top turnbuckle shit-talking while Veena applauds them both, Sarah Price standing close behind with a menacing, but determined look on her face.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)