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( EAW intro plays. )
( We’re thrown into a recap of the first episode of Dynasty of season seventeen. In this recap we see various highlights of the show, beginning with Kassidy Heart kicking things off speaking on her Pain for Pride match before setting her eyes on the new season! Then we’re shown highlights of Rory Slade’s match against Nyx, where she was able to pick up the win, and Drake Armstrong’s strong showing against Danny Cage is recapped too, in between these two matches was a segment involving Drake Armstrong, as well as Michael Machina and the reigning New Breed Champion, Hans Grayson — and a match was made for Reckless Wiring between the former and latter of those names, leaving Machina in no man’s land! Transitioning further into the show, we see a championship celebration from Jay Jerry Johnson, Ms. Extreme’s first promo since arriving on the red brand as well as a backstage segment between Albert Hitchman and Ronan Malosi. While all of this is happening, MITSUBACHI and Specialists Champion Milli Banks pick up victories in the ring, finding success against Komatsu Ogawa and Valkyrie respectively. Towards the end of the show, we see backstage segments featuring conversations between Chris Elite and Joso, as well as Xander Payne and Ryan Joseph Wilson attempting to form a partnership with Myles! Chris Elite would also wrestle and defeat Ronan Malosi — only for Ronan to interfere in Joso’s match not half-an-hour later and cost him a potential victory against Hans Grayson. Cloth Talk with Talib Bari would serve as the headlining segment of the post-Pain for Pride Dynasty show, while a match pitting Andre Walker against Xander Payne proved to be a successful main event, Andre Walker picking up the win on this occasion. Following the video recap, we transition to the SNHU Arena. We’re live! )
( After a panning shot over the New Hampshire crowd, we cut to the commentary table where Stew-O, Jake Mercer and Flannery McCoy are waiting to welcome us. )
Stew-O: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and what a show we have lined-up for you tonight! But that’s just a regular occurrence when it comes to Dynasty. Last week we kicked off the new season in style and now we’re building on that, as we also build one week closer to Reckless Wiring! Flannery, Jake, how are we feeling about tonight’s show?
Flannery McCoy: There’s so much in store for those tuning in from around the globe but let’s start right at the tip of the spear, shall we? In the main event, we’ll see two future opponents in Bronson Daniels and Limmy Monaghan team up together to take on an old partnership potentially renewed in Myles and Xander Payne! What do we think Bronson and Limmy will have for The Wildcards? Will they be able to co-exist knowing that at Reckless Wiring, they will be fighting each other with the World Heavyweight Championship on the line?
Jake Mercer: There’ll be a lot of moving pieces in that main event match-up. But we also have a whole host of close, competitive match-ups scheduled for tonight’s broadcast. Milli Banks tests herself against a former Universal Women’s Champion in Ms. Extreme! What a women’s match that is! While Ryan Joseph Wilson, who’ll presumably be at ringside for the main event, also has a one-on-one match against Theron Nikolas, looking to continue the good momentum which he generated by winning at Pain for Pride.
Stew-O: Also scheduled for tonight’s show sees Rory Slade and Valkyrie go one-on-one in a match featuring two women with a whole abundance of potential! They’re quite new to Dynasty but have made a big impact in such a short amount of time! And as MITSU was able to return to Elite Answers Wrestling with a bang last week, this time out he’ll be at ringside to watch Jay Jerry Johnson clash with Komatsu Ogawa as they edge closer-and-closer to potentially making a match between them both official for Reckless Wiring!
Flannery McCoy: There’s also a lot of questions that we need answers to, which we’ll get around to on tonight’s show. Where are things set in the battlefield following that big brawl involving the likes of Chris Elite, Jake Smith, Andre Walker and Joso? Is Kassidy Heart’s quest to find an opponent for Reckless Wiring going to be answered? How will Albert Hitchman react to Ronan Malosi’s actions last week and of course, with news that Drake Armstrong will be challenging for the New Breed Championship, what stipulation will that match entail?
Jake Mercer: I hope we get to see Kassidy tonight. But I also hope that Andre Walker gets a modicum of justice this week. That’s my gawd and soon that contract will be coming home!
Stew-O: Anyhow, while we have a whole host of festivities in store for those watching around the globe it looks like we’re going to kick things off… With Drake Armstrong!
( Pride and Arrogance by Takeru Kanazaki starts to play through the P.A. system, and the SNHU Arena explodes with boos and jeers! Drake Armstrong, who last week was confirmed to be fighting for the New Breed Championship at Reckless Wiring, walks out. With no match scheduled on tonight’s show, he is dressed in smart attire. We can only assume that Drake is here to speak on his upcoming match against Hans Grayson, as well as the situation which led up to that bout being confirmed, including a confusing back-and-forth between key members of Dynasty’s management team. Drake walks down the entrance ramp heading straight to the ring, while this is happening cameras transition over to the commentary table where Stew-O, Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer are ready to speak over what’s happening right now. )
Stew-O: Drake Armstrong must be in a good mood tonight, given that he couldn’t have asked for a better start to his tenure on Friday Night Dynasty. Making a good impression with the management team, securing himself a championship match at Reckless Wiring — both of those things happening before he beat Danny Cage in singles action to really complete a perfect night for him and his career! With a match against Hans Grayson confirmed — at Michael Machina’s expense it’d seem, we can only assume he’s going to share his thoughts on fighting for the New Breed Championship when Reckless Wiring comes around, right guys?
Jake Mercer: He has every right to harbor that smug little expression on his face, Stew-O! And for what it’s worth, I believe that Kensingten Calhoun-Astor and Richard Grant made the right decision in coming out here last week and overriding Tyrone Montgomery’s decision! Michael Machina is a great talent, it simply isn’t his time given all of the work that Drake Armstrong put in last season on Saturday Night Showdown! Drake is well-suited to dethrone Hans Grayson at Reckless Wiring. It seems to me that Tyrone Montgomery is jealous of Drake’s success!
Flannery McCoy: You are joking, right Jake? No sleight to Drake Armstrong whatever, I don’t even think that he’s a bad choice to compete for the New Breed Championship, but as far as Tyrone Montgomery is concerned, he got that shot through sucking up to Kensingten and Richard opposed to working for it inside of the ring — something which Michael has been doing since signing his contract in Elite Answers Wrestling! It was a fifty-fifty decision, but Kensingten and Richard sauntering out and overriding Tyrone’s declaration, it just doesn’t sit right with me and I have a feeling we haven’t seen the last of Dynasty’s management team butting heads.
( Drake Armstrong walks up the steel steps before getting in the ring. He taunts the New Hampshire crowd and tells them to make some noise, asking them if that’s the best they have for “The Future” of Friday Night Dynasty! He gestures for a microphone from a ringside attendant and then after his request is obliged, he waits for the crowd to die down. )
Drake Armstrong: Well it seems like you guys aren’t in a good mood. How much did they charge for the tickets? Let’s have a good time tonight, New Hampshire, why so miserable? It couldn’t be because of me, I hope? Either you’re all huge, huge Danny Cage fans — or I dare to suggest I’ve done something to upset you. What is it? Fighting my case? FIghting the obstruction and the man trying to keep me down? Let’s clear one thing up right now, yes, on the Draft Show Michael Machina won. But he didn’t pin me. He didn’t tap me out. He simply got fortunate and now he’s trying to stretch that victory into this notion that he’s better than I am. This simply isn’t the case and I’d happily prove that anyday, anytime and any place.
Drake Armstrong: I don’t like that I can’t simply introduce myself to the management team I’ll be working with over the next twelve months without reading headlines and comments on social media calling me a brown-nosing suck-up. I don’t like, that I can’t beat an opponent I had no control over facing without people insinuating that this company is taking it easy on me. I know that I deserve to fight for the New Breed Championship — that’s the only confirmation that I need and I really don’t care about those who say otherwise. I’m simply doing my job. Collecting checks, entertaining the millions, putting asses in seats and dominating in this sport.
Drake Armstrong: Last week, I showed why I deserve to fight for the New Breed Championship. I bested Danny Cage in the ring, I bested Michael Machina and Hans Grayson on the mic — Hans likes to call himself the leader of the new school and say that he’s the next one up. A superstar waiting to break out into the mainstream. At Reckless Wiring, we’ll see how true that is! Now I want to thank Kensingtin and Richard. I want to thank Ms. Calhoun-Astor and Mr. Grant for making the right decision, and acknowledging not one night of good luck, but months-and-months of good work. I get it, a new season, turning over a new leaf. But that doesn’t eliminate all the good, hard, honest work that I did on Showdown last season.
Drake Armstrong: So let’s speak about Reckless Wiring. Let’s speak about how things are going to go down regardless of the stipulation. Because Hans can think he’s all that and I honestly can’t blame him after he beat Caroline at Pain for Pride, but he’s arrogant. There’s a fine line between confidence and arrogance and Hans crossed that line the moment he picked up the New Breed Championship, calling himself the leader of the new school and stating that he’s the best of those who signed to Elite Answers Wrestling in the last twelve months. It doesn’t make sense to me given he had an indifferent season, and it doesn’t make sense that —
( The Leaving Song Pt. II by AFI rips through the P.A. system, it’s Hans Grayson! Drake’s speech is brought to a standstill and the crowd cheers, as the reigning New Breed Champion has heard enough of what Drake has to say! Hans, coming off of that match against Joso which was interrupted by Ronan Malosi, walks out onto the entrance ramp. Hans already has a microphone in his hand and as he begins to make his way down to the ring, he isn’t going to give Drake the opportunity to slander him and his reign any further! )
Hans Grayson: I was going to give you the opportunity to prove that you’re not entirely delusional, but you failed that test pretty quickly, Drake. It’s genuinely troubling that you not only believe you deserve a shot at me in the first place — but believe that you can win, too. I mean let me give credit where it’s due, you’re good. Good at sucking up to management and getting favors not due to your in-ring talent, but how puppy-eyed you are when it comes to talking to Kensingten and Richard backstage! I mean, it’s comical at this point.
Hans Grayson: I didn’t start this season off with a victory. Due to Ronan Malosi’s actions, I was cost a big, monumental win over somebody like Joso, who won the New Era Classic and then went on to win the Interwire Championship, too. That was my chance to prove that I could hang and I really feel that if Ronan hadn’t involved himself, I would have gone on and beaten Joso proving to myself and to all of these people here that we’re entering a new era. But it’s fine, because last week, I also found out who I’d be defending this New Breed Championship against at Reckless Wiring. I found out that I’d be facing you, Drake, and that’s fine with me.
Hans Grayson: I’ve been watching you for a couple of months now, and you’ve had some impressive victories — against fellow Dynasty member Ms. Extreme for example. I’m not going to undersell you as a threat, because this is Elite Answers Wrestling and anything is possible. So I know that at Reckless Wiring I’ll be in for a big fight, and the stipulations added to that fight will make things all-the-more harder. But I’ve come too far in this sport. I’ve worked my ass off to get to where I am, and to lose the New Breed Championship after I spent eight months chasing after my first championship in this promotion would be nothing short of a crime.
Drake Armstrong: Wow, you’re in pain right now, aren’t you? All of the things you said last week. All of the things I’ve heard, now you have to acknowledge that this is the match you’re getting and you have to put on that praise and admiration. But it’s far too late for all that. Because you disrespected me when you listed names like Delilah Rose, but you didn’t speak about me. You disrespected me when you seemed oh-so happy to face-off with a bum like Michael Machina who’s been here a hot minute, but when Richard and Kensingten did the right thing by overturning Tyrone’s decision, your little smile faded and you —
( Drake Armstrong is interrupted for a second time tonight, as Tyrone Montgomery walks out onto the entrance ramp! By this time, Hans Grayson has made it to the ring, so both he and Drake’s attention turns back up the ramp and to the stage. Tyrone’s appearance earns a loud pop from the New Hampshire audience. The General Manager is here tonight! He smiles and waves to the crowd before beginning to address the two men who are situated in the ring. )
Tyrone Montgomery: I apologize for the interruption, Drake. Sincerely, I intended to come out here with well-wishes and congratulations for you. I’ve had a lot of time to think and I agree with Kensingten and Richard’s assessment of the situation. Even though I do feel like Michael Machina would have made a more-than capable opponent for Hans at Reckless Wiring, I can only extend the same characteristics to you. There’s a reason that you were drafted to Dynasty after all, and that reason is because we think you can achieve big things this season!
Tyrone Montgomery: But look, I’m not out here to discuss last week. Myself, Kensingten and Richard all have our eyes set on Reckless Wiring. So, with that in mind, we figured it’s as good a time as any for the two of you to decide the three potential stipulations of your New Breed Championship match. I mean, you’re both in the ring, we have some time as the show has only started, it couldn’t be that hard to come up with something, right?
( The arena falls silent as both Drake and Hans consider Tyrone’s proposition. Drake is the first to speak up, although his response receives a less-than positive reaction. )
Drake Armstrong: How about No Disqualifications?
Hans Grayson: Hah! Good one, that’s really funny, Drake. Sure, let me defend my New Breed Championship against a man notorious for stooping to the lowest of levels to win. No, not a chance, who knows what alliances and friendships you’ll have made by Reckless Wiring? Matter-of-fact, here’s my suggestion, a PURE Rules match. You insist you’re a better wrestler than I am, aren’t you? You said it yourself, that you’re the true face of the new school. Then instead of relying on cheating to get ahead, face me in a PURE Rules match.
( Drake Armstrong pouts his lips, tilting his head and contemplating Hans’ idea. He retorts with something of his own though, an Ultimate Triads match! )
Drake Armstrong: You know what, Hans, you’re on! But here’s what I have to counter with, if PURE Rules is going to be one of the stipulations, then here’s what I have. An Ultimate Triads match. Three rounds, ending with pinfall, submission and then knockout. This doesn’t allow me the opportunity to beat you once, no. But three times over. I’ll showcase no matter the field, be it physical, technical, powerful — I’m better than you and you know it! So let’s add an Ultimate Triad match to the voting, then at Reckless Wiring I’ll pin your shoulders to the mat, choke you unconscious and then knock you out leaving you looking up at the ceiling, too.
( With two of three stipulations seemingly decided, Drake and Hans go silent in thought. It’s actually Tyrone Montgomery who speaks up now, offering up his own suggestion. )
Tyrone Montgomery: I’m sensing a bit of a rivalry brewing here between the two of you. Would you like my suggestion? What better way to settle your differences over a thirty minute period? In an Ironman match! How entertaining would that be? A showcase of the new school, this new era which you’re both attempting to promote. There’s nothing as definitive as an Ironman match and it’d help prove who the better of the two of you are over a thirty-minute time period!
( Contemplating Tyrone’s words, Hans eventually agrees by nodding his head, with Drake repeating the action soon after. Tyrone seems pleased at this interaction. We seemingly now know the three stipulations that we could see Hans Grayson defend the New Breed Championship in against Drake Armstrong! Tyrone Montgomery begins to make his way to the back as things are wrapping up here, with Drake Armstrong now — )
Stew-O: DRAKE ARMSTRONG WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF HANS GRAYSON’S NECK, SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS! WHY, DRAKE? WHY?!
Jake Mercer: Everybody inside of the SNHU Arena is jeering at this! Drake Armstrong blindsiding Hans Grayson, Tyrone Montgomery situated on the ramp is seeing what’s happening and he’s furious, calling for security to break this up before it goes any further!
Flannery McCoy: But security aren’t going to make it out in time as Drake Armstrong picks Hans up, turning him around and looking for the — no! Hans reverses with a headscissors takedown! Drake was looking for the Tombstone Piledriver, but Hans at the last moment is able to wrap the lower-half of his legs around Drake’s neck, sending him sprawling!
Stew-O: Drake Armstrong is back to his feet, but before he can do anything Hans slides out of the ring, just as security begin running down the ramp to separate the two fighters! Hans holds his hands up, gesturing that he has no interest in further escalating the situation… Drake Armstrong tried his best to blindside Hans, but he wasn’t able to get it done this time!
( Drake Armstrong is gloating that he was able to sucker punch Hans and take him down when he was least expecting it. The two fighters are talking trash back-and-forth, as multiple security members form a wall between Hans and Drake. Hans opts to make his way up the entrance ramp, brushing past Tyrone Montgomery. From here, we transition into the next segment scheduled for tonight’s broadcast, don’t go anywhere! We’ll be right back! )
Stew-O: Well, it’s been quite the start to season seventeen, with many surprises and moves being made. However, last week had the biggest shock of them all, as we saw the reunion of a team that we didn’t expect to witness.
(After Stew-O’s words, the scene transitions into a video package of the fallout from the main event between Xander Payne and Andre Walker. Chris Elite, who has been embroiled in what has quickly become an intense feud between himself and Andre, runs on in and attacks the Kaiser, paying back with a receipt for the attacks he’s had to endure. Andre is able to fight back and the two brawl. Ronan Malosi and Joso enter the fray, with the latter taking out Malosi and fighting within him. Amidst the chaos, Andre gets the upper hand, spearing Chris down with the ‘Hunger on Hillside’! Things look dire for Elite, until a hooded person comes out and helps him. The camera zooms in, and it’s revealed that this person is none other than Jake Smith! The package ends with the same shot everyone saw last week: Andre and Albert looking on in disbelief, while Chris and Jake stand tall, one Haircare King with the other.)
(Cutting back to a real-time shot of the backstage area, the duo in question are seen together! Jake and Chris are sitting down, eliciting plenty of cheers from the New Hampshire crowd! They seem to be talking with each other, chatting it up just like they did before they broke up.)
Jake Smith: I’m glad to see you’re in good spirits.
Chris Elite: Same can be said for you. Had everyone think you became a ghost or something.
Jake Smith: Ah, I just needed to recuperate.
(Jake chuckles. Silence covers the two for a moment as they remain sitting, processing everything that has happened.)
Jake Smith: Been a hell of a year, after all.
Chris Elite: You can say that again.
(Jake gives a cheeky smile, but Chris sideyes him.)
Chris Elite: Nah bro, don’t.
Jake Smith: Alright, alright! I’ll simmer down.
(The two laugh.)
Jake Smith: Still, wow. Been some time since we last saw each other, hasn’t it?
Chris Elite: It sure has, man.
(Chris gives an all-too-telling look to Jake, which he picks up on, Jake sighs, resting his forearms on his knees.)
Jake Smith: .. Yeah. There’s no way to cut around it, is there?
(Chris quietly shakes his head.)
Jake Smith: Figured as much.
Chris Elite: Well, you did mess up, bro.
Jake Smith: Yeah. I know. I was an asshole, and I’m geuinely sorry for it. After everything we’ve been through, being tag champs and all of that, I should’ve been a better friend to you. I messed up, big time, and you can talk my ear off about it for however long you choose to do so, because I deserve it. I already had Holly come at me for everything I said and did leading up to Pain for Pride, so I think I can handle my partner in crime doing the same thing.
(Jake smiles wearily.)
Jake Smith: Or, at least former partner in crime.
Chris Elite: Yeah… Can’t like, Jake. That whole break up thing did hurt me.
Jake Smith: And I’m sorry. Truly, I am. I was selfish and inconsiderate, and I should’ve been there for you. Not to mention that I wasn’t a good friend when you needed me to be stronger for you. I was selfish. There’s no beating around the bush on that front.
Chris Elite: You sure were, my guy.
Jake Smith: However… I realized that now. I realized that you gave me a helping hand in me winning the Cash In The Vault Briefcase and, in turn, making me become a world champion after years of having people tell me I would never get to be in that position. You helped give me that push when you really weren’t obliged to, and you played a big role in me capturing a World Championship and doing everything that I’ve done in the last twelve-or-so months, now that they’re trying to take your gawd contract away — the same contract that you used to elevate me into that position, I’m not going to sit by. I want to help you and repay you for all of the help that you’ve given me on my journey to be the man that I am today.
(Chris raises his brow, his interest piqued.)
Chris Elite: You gonna be my own personal Albert Hitchman?
Jake Smith: Oh, hell no. Anything but that!
Chris Elite: Good, ‘cause I’d kick your ass outta here faster than how you kicked Andre in his grill right in those chiclet teeth!
Jake Smith: Haha! No, you don’t have to worry about that, Chris. However, I am indebted to you. Truly, I am. You helped me out so it’s only fair I repay you by helping you out with those three. Especially since they want to do everything they can to take that Gawd contract away from you and you know what Albert Hitchman is like, you know that Andre will use that contract for nothing but evil. I don’t like the idea of sitting by, twiddling thumbs and watching that happen, given how important that contract is for me, I’d hate for it to fall into the wrong hands.
(Chris rests his hands on his head, deeply considering everything.)
Chris Elite: Whew. Ain’t gonna lie, man, they been on my dick about it. Andre has been hounding me for a match over it. And don’t get me wrong I’m not ducking no smoke but trying to gang up on me to send a message ain’t it.
Jake Smith: I know. He’s been real adamant about taking that for himself. I know that a reunion between us isn’t on the cards, but that doesn’t mean I can’t stick my neck out for you. You’ve done the same for me many times, so it’s only right I help and make sure Ronan or even Albert try to screw you over at every possible opportunity. I don’t wanna stand by and see them rip from you something you rightfully earned, and I especially don’t want to think about what someone as manipulative and malicious as Albert could do with that kind of power.
Chris Elite: Well… hey, thanks man. I do appreciate it. Of course, you and I have had our ups and downs, and as of recently, it’s been a lot of downs. Even for me, I’ve been disrespected for too long. Many people here still wanna play with my name and Andre is the latest in that long list. I don’t want Andre to walk on by and think he can treat me any way he sees fit like I’m some bitch.
Jake Smith: I definitely get that.
Chris Elite: Good. ‘Cause you know what? I think I’ll take you up on your offer.
(Chris smirks, and Jake’s eyes widen slightly in surprise.)
Jake Smith: Wait, really?
Chris Elite: Hell yeah, really! You been with me through the good times and the bad, and we’ve done our best to protect each other. However, when it comes down to it, I want Andre all to myself. He’s gonna personally come and see about me. You can take care of Ronan and make sure he don’t butt in where he doesn’t belong.
Jake Smith: Of course. That’s cool with me.
(Chris extends his hand out, which Jake shakes. The two look at each other, smiling.)
Jake Smith: I guess the band is sort-of back together, huh?
Chris Elite: Ha. I guess we are, bro.
Jake Smith: Alright. Well, just keep taking care of yourself, okay?
Chris Elite: I will. You do the same.
(Jake gives a final smile before he gets up and leaves the locker room. Chris remains seated, digesting everything that has been spoken about. He nods, content with everything. Friday Night Dynasty fades elsewhere.)
( ‘CRAZY NOISY BIZARRE TOWN’ by THE DU and EDM begins to play throughout the arena to a solid mix of boos and confused cheers, with the woman known as Juggalo Sally walking out onto Dynasty in rainbow attire, primarily blue and pink. She dons clown face paint and certainly a weird walk onto stage, some of the fans in the audience certainly into it, whilst others, rather, not so much. )
Bella Braxton: The following contest is a Triple Threat Match scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, fighting out of Bizarre Town! She is The Internet Clown… JUGGGAAAAALLLLOOOOOOOOO SAAAAAAAASSAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Ayo. This isn’t one of them super cute baddie e girls that I be seeing online who are trying to contact me about my incredibly accurate and extensive knowledge upon all things wrestling!
Stew-O: .
Flannery McCoy: what
Jake Mercer: Intrusive thoughts. Carry on.
Stew-O: Well uh. Anyways. Juggalo Sally is here tonight! A very unique individual who certainly has a passion to showcase her worth in that ring, but also a desire to perfectly entertain those around the world no matter the case or issues! I am very interested to see what a woman like her will be able to do in this triple threat environment!
( “Straight Back To It” by Central Cee begins to play as the crowd’s reaction stays more of the same, with The Rising Talent known as Sorn making his way through the curtains and out to the stage. He pays no mind towards the ignorance of the crowd as he makes his way down the ramp. )
Bella Braxton: And introducing next, fighting out of Osaka, Japan! He is The Rising Talent… SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Another bright upstart in EAW who has all of the needed essentials in order to succeed—
Jake Mercer: Aaahhh. SORN! Sorn is a man who I have heard knows it all in that very ring, and I just gotta say, that makes me enjoy this man just a little more than what I normally would. A multiple time champion elsewhere and a sure fire, BRIGHT personality as a whole, Sorn definitely has what it takes to get the win here tonight, and escape standing tall above both Juggalo Sally and the man who will be making his way out here in just a moment.
Flannery McCoy: thanks jake
( Lights go out as “Run” by Zeal & Ardor begins to play. Smoke fills the entrance stage, ramp and ring. Red accent lighting fills the arena just enough to see the silhouette of The Mastodon on the entrance way. As he makes his way to the ring the red lights flicker to black, seeing only brief moments of his menacing walk to the ring. Arriving at the center of the ring the smoke begins to clear as the lights stop flickering dawning the low violent red dim of his silhouette. Fading to black one more time, the lights reappear, strobing around as he stands upon the middle rope of the turnbuckle. The Mastodon is here. )
Bella Braxton: And finally, fighting out of The Black Cabin… He is The Mastodon… MEERRRRRRRRRRCCCEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MCCCCCCCCKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here he is! Probably the biggest threat in this entire match, Mercer McKay. A man who has shown his capabilities time and time again throughout his time on Voltage, Mercer truly is an incredible athlete and a man who will grow into true greatness as time goes on.
Jake Mercer: A huge and formidable force to say the least, The Seed of Evil has a big advantage due to his stature. At only twenty six years old, Mercer McKay has a lot to show, and the time for another opportunity at proving his worth is just around the corner!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: And this Triple Threat Match is officially underway as we see the bright upstarts of Juggalo Sally, Mercer McKay, and Sorn all looking to get one up against each other in this match-up full of very unique personalities.. AND IT IS MERCER MCKAY WHO STRIKES FIRST AS HE IMMEDIATELY SHOOTS A FOREARM SHOT INTO THE CHEEK OF SORN, KNOCKING HIM INTO THE CORNER! Sorn begins to cover up as Mercer McKay begins to unload shot after shot into his body! And look! Juggalo Sally with a shot to the back of Mercer McKay’s head! And now the legs with a kick! And again! Now Sorn pushes the big man away before kicking him in the abdomen! Now both Sorn and Juggalo Sally start to unload shots on Mercer McKay!
Jake Mercer: Gotta love the completely different Elitists in this match-up. Such a wild field of competitors to the point where you don’t know what is going to happen as Mercer McKay is taking a beating right now.. And it is Juggalo Sally with a huge side kick into the ribs of Mercer McKay- Oh nah. Nevermind! Mercer McKay catches it.. But Sorn with an UPPERCUT to the big fella’s jaw, and Juggalo Sally with an ENZIGURI! AND SHE IS ABLE TO TAKE MERCER MCKAY TO A KNEE FOR JUST A BRIEF MOMENT! I have heard a lot about her strong kicks and legs, and that just proves it! But Mercer’s resilience is on par with some of the greats in EAW as he begins to stand once again with Juggalo Sally standing back.. SORN RUSHES IN WITH A LARIAT TO THE CHEST! WHAT A SHOT!
Flannery McCoy: Mercer McKay is being overwhelmed here as he only staggers into the ropes, STILL on his feet as of the moment.. AND JUGGALO SALLY GOES FOR A SPINNING BACK HEEL KICK TO MERCER MCKAY’S NOSE.. But he catches it in time and throws the leg right into Sorn who catches it as well! BIG BOOT TO SORN BY MERCER MCKAY! Sorn falls into the ropes as Juggalo Sally recovers and looks towards The Seed of Evil.. SHE LAUNCHES A HEADBUTT INTO THE BIG MAN! And Mercer McKay is not phased at all. He begins to step towards Juggalo Sally who begins to take some steps back with a psychotic laugh that only few would not be confused by..
Stew-O: SORN SHOOTS UP WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF MERCER MCKAY’S KNEE! Sorn with a huge shot that takes Mercer McMay down.. And Juggalo Sally runs the ropes.. SCISSORS KICK! What a combination by these two— AND JUGGALO SALLY WASTES NO MORE TIME AS SHE STOMPS ON THE FOOT OF SORN BEFORE CHOPPING HIM IN THE CHEST! Juggalo Sally then Irish whips Sorn across the ring.. Sorn runs back but ducks right under Juggalo Sally’s offense, running back yet again.. AND HE JUMPS HIGH UP INTO THE AIR ORDER TO THROW HIS LEGS AROUND JUGGALO SALLY, THEN LAUNCHING HER SOME FEET WITH A WILD HURRICANRANA! Juggalo Sally bounces off of the mat and back onto her feet…
Jake Mercer: WHERE SHE EATS A HUGE ELBOW TO THE FACE! Sorn knocks Juggalo Sally right into the corner and looks to take a step back.. AND IT IS MERCER MCKAY THAT IS BACK UP WHO RUNS TOWARDS SORN.. HE DASHES TO THE SIDE AND MERCER MCKAY CONNECTS WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE TO JUGGALO SALLY! Mercer McKay bounces right off of Juggalo Sally’s flesh as he watches her fall to a knee.. AND SORN JUMPS ON THE BACK OF MERCER MCKAY! SLEEPER HOLD LOCKED IN! Man, I really love these sleeper holds! Such an over hated and underrated move! Mercer McKay seems to be struggling for a moment as he stumbles into the middle of the ring…
Flannery McCoy: And Juggalo Sally grabs onto the top rope from within the corner she is kneeling in.. And she lifts herself up fluidly onto it! Mercer McKay then throws Sorn off and to the side, becoming free of The Rising Talent’s grasp.. AND NOW JUGGALO SALLY JUMPS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND RIGHT ONTO THE SHOULDERS OF MERCER MCKAY BEFORE FLYING OFF WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK TO SORN! RIGHT OFF OF ANOTHER ELITIST! Sorn immediately rolls out to ringside following that huge dropkick by Juggalo Sally fell off of Mercer McKay, Sally then getting back up.. ONLY TO BE BROUGHT BACK DOWN BY A DISCUS LARIAT FROM MERCER MCKAY! COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: Juggalo Sally powers out at two! I do not see this match ending any time soon AT ALL! And I do not mind that one but. Mercer McKay and Juggalo Sally both begin to get back to their feet, and Mercer McKay looks to pick up The Internet Clown! However she is able to slip out.. AND DROPS MERCER MCKAY WITH A DDT TO THE MAT! Mercer McKay holds his head as he forces himself up to a single knee, with Juggalo Sally standing above him just.. Laughing and smiling! I really love this silly clown!
Stew-O: I get where you’re coming from, Jake! Truly a bright Elitist with big things ahead of her.. But one person who doesn’t seem to like Juggalo Sally is the man she isn’t taking seriously at all in that very ring. Mercer McKay methodically stands up to his feet as he checks for blood following the DDT.. AND JUGGALO SALLY GOES FOR THAT “EXPLOSIVE PINK SHOT” TO THE CHIN! BUT MERCER MCKAY HAS IT SCOUTED AS HE THROWS JUGGALO SALLY ONTO HIS SHOULDERS IN POWERBOMB POSITION, HOLDING HER HIGH IN THE AIR…
Flannery McCoy: AND LOOK! ON THE TOP ROPE! SORN IS THERE AS HE JUMPS OFF WITH A HUGE CROSSBODY ONTO MERCER MCKAY! AND JUGGALO SALLY FALLS INTO HIM WITH A COVER! SHE HAS MERCER MCKAY DOWN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO—
Jake Mercer: But clearly not well enough as Sorn dives in to break up the cover, just as soon as Mercer McKay kicks out! And he is able to throw Juggalo Sally back onto her feet from on the canvas! Sorn gets to his feet and goes for a strike to Juggalo Sally, but she ducks right under and lands a hand back chop to the face! Sorn stumbles for a moment before kicking Juggalo Sally right in the gut! And now a KNEE into the jaw! Juggalo Sally holds her face but keeps a warm, crooked smile as well.. LOW DROPKICK! Sorn sends all the force possible to his legs and knocks Juggalo Sally off of a standing base, then looking to run the ropes..
Flannery McCoy: MERCER MCKAY RUSHES UP AND THROWS SORN OVERHEARD WITH A BACK BODY DROP ONTO THE STOMACH OF JUGGALO SALLY! Sorn had to be thrown into the air, I don’t know.. Maybe a good six or seven feet! Juggalo Sally holds onto her stomach as she begins to get up, Sorn sitting against the ropes as he holds his back.. AND MERCER MCKAY GRABS THE THROAT OF JUGGALO SALLY AND LIFTS HER UP FOR A CHOKESLAM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! Juggalo Sally crashes down into the mat.. And Sorn gets up too, RIGHT INTO THE GRASP OF MERCER MCKAY! CHOKESLAM—
Stew-O: NO! AS SORN WAS LIFTED INTO THE AIR BY HIS THROAT, HE WAS ABLE TO THROW HIS LEGS AROUND THAT SAME ARM OF MERCER MCKAY AND LOCK IN A CROSS ARM BAR! SORN HAS IT LOCKED IN TIGHT AS MERCER MCKAY CRASHES TO THE MAT! I have seen nothing like it before! What an absolutely amazing counter by Sorn as he continues to hold that submission in on the largest man in this match.. And Juggalo Sally sits up with what she can and drives a solid right hand shot into Sorn..
Jake Mercer: NUH UH! SORN CAUGHT THAT PUNCH AS WELL AND WRAPS HIS LEG AROUND NOT JUST ONE, BUT NOW TWO OPPONENTS’ ARMS! DOUBLE CROSS ARM BREAKER TO JUGGALO SALLY AND MERCER MCKAY! The crowd is on their feet right now as these three Elitists have made it their mission to turn some heads! And would you look at this; Mercer McKay and Juggalo Sally begin to outright hammer into Sorn, just enough times to break the hold! Those closed fist strikes with the opposite arm of each did wonders!
Flannery McCoy: We see Juggalo Sally simply push herself away from Sorn, whereas Mercer McKay holds onto his arm as he gets to his feet. I think the crashing down into the mat upon Sorn immediately locking in the hood did a number on that arm.. BUT JUGGALO SALLY SAYS TO HELL WITH IT AS SHE LANDS A BICYCLE KICK TO THAT ARM OF MERCER MCKAY! AND THEN A BACK KICK TO THE ELBOW! OH MY! Merce McKay holds that right arm close to his chest as he still stands tall, his right arm turning red in an instant.. AND HE CHARGES AT JUGGALO SALLY WITH A LEFT ARM CLOTHESLINE! It’s rolled under by Juggalo Sally who pops up onto her feet, laughing it completely off..
Stew-O: SORN ROLLS JUGGALO SALLY OVER HER SHOULDER AND ONTO HER FEET, AND THEN NAILS A HUGE UPPERCUT INTO THAT JAW! RIGHT ON TARGET! Juggalo Sally falls over as Sorn gets to his feet.. AND IT IS MERCER MCKAY NOW WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX WITH ONE ARM! HE TOSSES SORN OVER WITH THE LEFT ARM! Sorn falls right onto his upper back as he then pops up before falling over to his side. Mercer McKay begins to shake his right arm away it seems as he goes right back over to Sorn, lifting him up to his feet!
Jake Mercer: Sorn being a little bit defiant now as he tries to fight back, but a knee to the gut stops all movement! Mercer McKay then throws Sorn into the ropes.. AND HE POPS SORN UP! AND HE CONNECTS WITH THE ELBOW STRIKE TO THE LITERAL FACE OF SORN AS HE CRASHES BACK DOWN TO EARTH! “EMPTY PRAYERS” TO SORN BY MERCER MCKAY, INTO A COVER WITH BOTH LEGS BEING HOOKED!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRR—
Stew-O: JUGGALO SALLY THROWS HERSELF AT MERCER MCKAY AND BREAKS THE FALL! SHE KEEPS THE MATCH ALIVE BEFORE THE THREE COUNT! Mercer McKay angrily grabs Juggalo Sally up to her feet, and rightfully so.. And he lands a WICKED chop into the chest of Juggalo Sally before throwing her arm over his neck, looking for a fisherman’s suplex, but that won’t be! Juggalo Sally slips out.. NECK BREAKER TO MERCER MCKAY! Mercer falls to the canvas.. AND JUGGALO SALLY DROPS HER ENTIRE WEIGHT INTO A FOREARM STRIKE TO MERCER MCKAY’S NECK! Mercer McKay rolls over as he holds onto—
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! JUGGALO SALLY ISN’T DONE! A STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP INTO THE ABDOMEN OF MERCER MCKAY TAKES THE WIND OUT OF THE SEED OF EVIL! And all Juggalo Sally does is begin to laugh it off! Now she grabs the big man up by the hair onto a knee, AND SHE GOES FOR A KNEE TO THE NOSE! IT HITS! Mercer McKay is being rocked right now as Juggalo Sally runs the ropes back towards Mercer McKay..
Jake Mercer: AND IT IS SORN WITH A RUNNING HIGH KNEE INTO THE FACE OF JUGGALO SALLY! KARMA IN A VIOLENT SORT OF WAY FOLLOWING THAT KNEE STRIKE SHE SHOT INTO THE FACE OF MERCER MOMENTS AGO, AND SHE IS DOWN ON THE MAT! Sorn is yelling at Juggalo Sally as he lifts her back up to her feet.. And it is Juggalo Sally who goes for a strike, but Sorn ducks under and lifts her up! BACK SUPLEX! In the middle of the ring! Juggalo Sally bounces off and pushes herself up.. AND SORN IS RUNNING TO THE ROPES! HE COULD BE LOOKIN FOR THAT SPRINGBOARD CUTTER!!!
Stew-O: “EXPLOSIVE PINK SHOCK”! JUGGALO SALLY CATCHES SORN WITH THE SUPERKICK FINISHER IN MID AIR AS THE CROWD EXPLODES IN SHOCK! SORN CRUMBLES.. AND NOW ITS MERCER WHO IS UP AND HE GRABS AT THE THROAT OF JUGGALO SALLY AS IF HE JUST MET A SUDDEN RESURGENCE OF ENERGY! Juggalo Sally stares right into Mercer McKay’s eyes as he seems to be looking right through her with such violent intent following the sheer amount of offense Juggalo Sally had just got against him—
Jake Mercer: HAHA! SHE RAKED THE EYES OF MERCER MCKAY! He stumbles back into the ropes as you can see his vision is completely messed from the finger nails digging right into his pupils.. Oh what’s this…? OH MY! PINK MIST! PINK MIST INTO THE FACE OF MERCER MCKAY AS WELL! HE FALLS TO HIS KNEES AS HE CANNOT MAKE OUT A THING THAT IS GOING ON! JUGGALO SALLY IS GOING TO WIN THIS AS SHE STEPS BACK FOR ANOTHER “EXPLOSIVE PINK SHOCK”, THIS TIME TO MERCER MCKAY…
Flannery McCoy: SORN PUSHES MERCER MCKAY OUT OF THE WAY WITH EVERYTHING THAT HE HAS LEFT! Mercer McKay rolls out of the ring holding onto his eyes.. And Juggalo Sally’s superkick attempt meets nothing but the middle rope as her foot seems to connect in an awkward way. She turns back around towards Sorn, WHO ROLLS UP SALLY! HE HAS THE COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRR—
Stew-O: JUGGALO SALLY STAYS ALIVE AS SHE THROWS HERSELF OUT OF THE PINFALL ALONG WITH SORN… And a huge forearm strike to Sorn who falls over! Juggalo Sally had caught Sorn with a huge shot a few minutes before, and you can tell that the effects of the move are wildly present. Juggalo Sally with such a demented laugh pulls Sorn up and throws him into the ropes with minimal care…
Jake Mercer: AND IT IS SORN WHO IMMEDIATELY JUMPS UP AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF SAID ROPES! THE SPRINGBOARD CUTTER CONNECTS! JUGGALO SALLY’S FACE PLANTS RIGHT INTO THE MAT WITH NO PROTECTION! THE MONOLOGUING MAY HAVE COSTED HER AS SORN HOOKS THE LEGS!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEEEEE!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: The winner of this match… SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( “Straight Back To It” by Central Cee plays once more as Sorn rolls off of Juggalo Sally, having secured a huge win within this Triple Threat Match. Mercer McKay is seen seated on the outside with his face covered in pink mist, very obviously pissed off that he could not entertain the idea of continuing the match due to being blinded. Juggalo Sally then rolls out of the ring as Sorn gets up to a knee, listening to the crowds negative reaction. )
Jake Mercer: Holy ravioli, what an encounter, fellas!
Flannery McCoy: The crowd here may not like it, but Sorn certainly earned this win. Having fought two strong opponents here tonight, it is no question that a win like this is sure to do a lot for a bright man like Sorn. Mercer McKay and Juggalo Sally should not be discouraged either. They each went into this match and showed out as expected, providing some amazing action for all to witness. Truly a great battle!
Stew-O: I agree here, Flannery! Sorn, Mercer, and Juggalo Sally all did amazing tonight, and it just so happened to be that Sorn was the one who capitalized on a closing opportunity the best. Congratulations to Sorn!
( The camera then fades away to darkness as we lastly see Sorn celebrating his win as the crowd boos more and more, yet not a single negative reaction throwing the cold smile off of his face. )
(The camera cuts backstage to Ronan Malosi, who is wearing a suit as usual, but over said suit, he has an Ula Fala, repping the Samoan Kaiser, Andre Walker. The crowd are reigning down with boos at the mere sight of Ronan, but he isn’t focused on that, and instead, takes a deep breath, bracing himself before knocking on what’s revealed to be Andre Walker’s locker room door, given the nameplate. While waiting for someone to answer, Ronan paces back and forth, anxious, yet coursing with enthusiasm to come face to face with Andre or Albert. Soon, it’s revealed to be Albert, who pokes his head out the door, and looks around before realizing it’s Ronan. Albert steps out, and closes the door behind him.)
Ronan Malosi: Wiseman! Good to see you!
(Ronan quickly hugs Albert, who doesn’t reciprocate, but Ronan is too caught up in his excitement to notice.)
Ronan Malosi: Look, I’ve been meaning to get in touch after last week, because… well, did you see it? Me and Andre Walker were working in perfect unison together. In fact, some would say I saved the Samoan Kaiser last week from a cowardly attack performed out by Chris Elite with that devastating low blow I hit him with! Now, unlike me, he’ll never have kids!
(Ronan chuckles, but picks up on the fact that Albert isn’t laughing, and once his laughter dies down, questions it, confused.)
Ronan Malosi: Hey, Albert, you’re not laughing. I don’t know about you, but that was a pretty good joke I just made!
(Albert takes a deep breath, annoyed.)
Albert Hitchman: Joke? You think now is a good time to make jokes?
Ronan Malosi: I mean… kinda.
(Albert shakes his head.)
Albert Hitchman: You just don’t get it, do you? Last week, you were asked to do one thing, which was…?
(Ronan’s enthusiasm dies down, now realizing that he’s being scolded, and he avoids eye contact with Albert, looking down while answering his question.)
Ronan Malosi: …Beat Chris Elite.
Albert Hitchman: Not just beat Chris Elite, but put him out of commission for the rest of the night to ensure that he was not a factor for Andre Walker in the main event, and did you do that, Ronan?
Ronan Malosi: …no.
Albert Hitchman: Exactly. Meaning: you didn’t do the one task I asked of you, which, frankly, is unacceptable.
Ronan Malosi: Cmon, man, I made up for it in the main event when he attacked Andre, didn’t I?
Albert Hitchman: You wouldn’t have had to if you simply did your job. Chris Elite jumping Andre Walker? Your fault. Us getting overwhelmed by Chris Elite, Joso, and Jake Smith? Your fault also. And about you inserting yourself in The Kaiser’s business last week, I’ve got some thoughts in regards to that also, because I distinctly remember telling you that, if you want to roll with Andre Walker, you need to earn your place next to Andre Walker. You need to do that by doing what you’re told, by putting in the work, and so far, you haven’t put in nearly enough to stand alongside us. You “saving” Andre last week doesn’t negate that. Ronan, you got overzealous, and you forcefully inserted yourself into the situation.
Ronan Malosi: Look, Albert, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to screw things up for The Kaiser last week, I just wanted to help in any way I could. You have to understand my intentions were good, even Big Uce. Just let me go inside, and talk to hi-
(Ronan goes to enter the locker room, but Albert steps in his way, blocking Ronan’s path.)
Albert Hitchman: Not so fast, Ronan. See, thanks to last week, The Kaiser wants no involvement with you, and if he sees you, with the state of mind he’s in… it may not end well for you. So, you want some advice?
Ronan Malosi: From you, always.
Albert Hitchman: I recommend that you don’t interfere in our business going forward, because all that’ll do is make things worse, and piss Andre off even more, and you don’t want to piss The Kaiser off, do you?
Ronan Malosi: What?! No! No, of course not! :whoa: I have the utmost respect for Andre Walker!
Albert Hitchman: Then prove it by heeding our warning, and doing as I say. Do not interfere in Andre Walker’s business going forward, understand?
(Ronan nods.)
Ronan Malosi: I understand. I will not interfere with his business.
Albert Hitchman: Good. Do that, and this relationship won’t get anymore strained. Who knows? Maybe there’ll be a possibly for you to fix it down the line.
(Albert turns around to re-enter the locker room, but Ronan stops him, desperately trying to fix this relationship.)
Ronan Malosi: Down the line?! When is the down the line?
Albert Hitchman: …down the line.
Ronan Malosi: Look, down the line could be weeks, months, or years from now. I don’t want to wait that long. I want to mend my relationship with The Samoan Kaiser now. I just… I just need an opportunity to do so. Albert, I know there’s a way to fix this. I just know it. Just point me in the right direction. Please!
Albert Hitchman: Unfortunately, Ronan, I can’t do that. You had an opportunity last week to get in good with The Kaiser, and I’m sorry, but you blew it. Most people barely get an opportunity to do so, let alone a second.
(Albert Hitchman turns around, going to re-enter the locker room again, but Ronan goes down to a knee, showing his desperation, ready to beg Albert Hitchman, who looks back, taking notice of this, rolling his eyes before turning back around. The crowds boos only intensity at this show of desperation from Ronan, who looks pathetic.)
Ronan Malosi: Albert, please! I am down to my knee here. You cant do this to me! I am dedicated to the cause, I am dedicated to the Samoan Kaiser! I wore his shirt to the ring last week, I did his moves, I saved him from Chris Elite, and tonight, tonight… I’m begging for a second opportunity while wearing a traditional Samoan necklace. You know how hard these are to come by?
Albert Hitchman: Oh, for crying out loud… stand up.
Ronan Malosi: But Al-
Albert Hitchman: Stand up.
(Ronan follows Albert’s orders, and stands up, dusting himself off afterwards.)
Albert Hitchman: Have some shame. Matter of fact, do me a favor, and get out of my sight, because if you stop me from entering this locker room one more time, so help me God…
(Ronan’s head dips down defeated as Albert re-enters the locker room, and that disappointment quickly turns to rage as Ronan addresses the stagehands walking by.)
Ronan Malosi: WHATS EVERYBODY LOOKING AT, HUH?! HUH?!
(Ronan starts wreaking havoc backstage, flipping tables, and tossing boxes before storming off as the camera fades elsewhere.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘DNA’ by Kendrick Lamar fills the arena as Danny Cage walks out taking a moment to look at the arena, as he walks out focused and ready to show the world why he is one of the best as he doesn’t take a minute to notice the booing fans near the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… From Fort Lauderdale, Florida… Weighing in at 220 pounds… “THE DEMIGOD” DAAAAAAAAAAAANY CAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
Jake Mercer: Danny Cage is one of the newer talents here in EAW, and he has shown the world that not only is he one of the strongest elitists on Dynasty, but also one of the fastest for his size! Last week he took a loss to the AMAZING Drake Armstrong, but tonight he is here to prove that loss was nothing but a fluke! For the true fans, this could remind you of when Danny Cage fought in the Tokyo dome and defeated his opponent in mere seconds with just one “Killer Cage” spear!
Stew-O: While I question that “trivia” dump from you Jake, you’re right about Danny being on a mission to prove that if Drake didn’t use the ropes last week to aid him in his pin, Danny Cage would have been the likely winner, but his competition tonight won’t be easy targets that much I can tell you!
(Danny Cage’s theme song is quickly replaced as Danny is already inside the ring staring at the stage waiting for his opponent. ‘Sun Killer’ by Spiritbox is heard through the arena as smoke fills the entrance ramp as NOVA emerges from the darkness. He walks deliberately, gliding towards the ring with an aura of mystique, occasionally stopping to stare at the audience with his intense gaze as mixed reactions from the fans can be heard.)
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent… From Parts Unknown… Weighing in at 190 pounds… HE IS NOOOOOOOOOOVA!!!
Stew-O: Talk about intensity, this guy’s purpose here is to expose the truth and protect the masses; pretty heroic stuff, but don’t let that trick you into thinking he isn’t a ruthless man as he will do whatever it takes to reach his goals!
Flannery McCoy: NOVA has a big obstacle here tonight as he’s facing two hungry elitists trying to right their wrongs from last week. They will do whatever it takes to get the win, but NOVA here is the one to yet taste defeat this season and a win here could set him up for bigger things in Dynasty! Only time will tell where NOVA will land in Dynasty’s landscape as a whole!
(As NOVA and Danny Cage stare each other down, they both turn to the stage as NOVA’s theme fades away. ‘Mount Sinai’ by $uicideboy$ starts to play as Nyx walks out with her arms extended, soaking in the boos from the fans as she walks down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Introducing their opponent… From Fort Lauderdale, Florida… Weighing in at 135 pounds… “THE HONOURED ONE” NYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYX!!!
Jake Mercer: Talk about confidence, Nyx is someone that everybody should keep their eyes on! While she did take an L last week to Rory Slate, she is set on proving to the world that what happens last week will not be a constant in her career and you know what? I believe it!
Stew-O: You can believe what you want, but we both know that this match will not be an easy walk in the park for the elitist in this match as they all have something to prove here tonight! A win here tonight could possibly gain them bigger opportunities in the future so trust me when I say this; all three of these elitists will give it their all for that win and give us a spectacle of a match!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Flannery McCoy: All three elitist staring down each other, as both Nyx and Danny Cage look at each other before both begin to run towards NOVA as they try to clothesline him together, but NOVA using his speed and agility to slide between the two elitist as he hits Danny Cage from behind with a running dropkick! As NOVA looks to hit another running dropkick, but Nyx is able to turn around and reverse the dropkick as she hits NOVA with a superkick!
Stew-O: She has a lot to prove especially after last week’s loss to Rory Slate, as she begins to pick up NOVA and hits him with a devastating German Suplex! She’s not done though, as she prepares to hit a Rolling Thunder Splash on NOVA and connects! DANNY CAGE OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT ON NYX!
Jake Mercer: I don’t know who I want to win more between Danny Cage or Nyx, but what I do know is that Danny Cage is proving that last week was nothing but a fluke as he doesn’t give Nyx any time to take a breather as he picks her up and powerbombs her right on top of NOVA as he looks at the crowd and starts yelling at them! Danny quickly heads to the top rope as he takes a minute to bask in his performance as he goes for a diving knee drop on both elitists, but Nyx and NOVA were somehow able to move out the way as Danny Cage goes knees first on the mat!
Flannery McCoy: All three elitist are down on the may, as NOVA slowly gets back up using the rope as he notices Danny Cage in the perfect position for a springboard moonsault as he uses the rope to execute the move and lands it beautifully as he gets back up quickly and hits a standing shooting star press on Nyx! The speed and athleticism of this guy is quite impressive and impeccable! He’s not done yet though, as his moonsault wasn’t enough to keep Danny Cage down as NOVA heads outside and springboards back into the ring to execute his signature move “Center of The Universe”!
Stew-O: NOT SO FAST AS DANNY CAGE USES HIS AMAZING STRENGTH TO GRAB NOVA IN MID AIR AND HITS HIM WITH A DEVASTATING SAITO SUPLEX! DANNY ISN’T DONE AS HE DOESN’T LET GO AND ROLLS BACK UP HAVING NOVA STILL IN HIS GRASP AND EXECUTES A BUTTERFLY DDT ON NOVA! DANNY CAGE FLEXING HIS MUSCLES AS HE LETS ALL OF DYNASTY KNOW HOW POWERFUL HE TRULY IS! HE HEADS TOWARDS NYX AS HE PICKS HER UP AND PUTS HER IN A POWERBOMB POSITION AND RUNS WITH HER TOWARDS THE TURNBUCKLE AND HITS A BUCKLE BO-
Jake Mercer: NOT SO FAST AS NYX SHOWS SHE’S NOT GOING TO ALLOW HERSELF TO TAKE ANOTHER LOSS AS SHE REVERSES THE BUCKLE BOMB INTO A HURRICANRANA RIGHT ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE! DANNY CAGE’S HEAD CONNECTS ON THE TURNBUCKLE AS HE BOUNCES BACK WHERE HE’S GREETED WITH NYX’S RUNNING BULLDOG ATTACK! There’s a reason why she’s known as “The Honoured One” and we are seeing today as she put “The DemiGod” on notice! She’s not done there though, as she picks up Danny and tries hitting a German Suplex on Danny, but Danny’s size is impeding her from being able to pick him up…
Flannery McCoy: She tried again as he lifts him up a few inches off the mat AND NOVA FROM BEHIND HELPING HER AS HE USES NYX’S MOMENTUM FROM THE GERMAN SUPLEX TO EXECUTE A SNAP SUPLEX OF HIS OWN WITH THE HELP OF NYX! Nyx quickly turns around as both her and NOVA grapple each other as she begins to push NOVA to the ropes, but NOVA begins to push her back to the otherside of the ring! Both elitists now go back to the middle as they try to get the advantage as NOVA uses his agility to get the advantage as he hits a snap suplex on Nyx! Nyx still had some strength to be able to slightly get up but she was quickly put back down with a devastating superkick of his own!
Stew-O: NOVA now heading to the top rope as he hypes up the crowd and he jumps off and hits Nyx with a moonsault off the top top, BUT DANNY CAGE OUT OF NOWHERE HITTING HIS “KILLER CAGE” SPEAR ONTO NOVA! HE GOES FOR THE COVER NOW!
ONEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEE-!
Flannery McCoy: NOVA kicked out of the “Killer Cage” as Danny Cage begins to yell at the referee that he counted too slow as he pushes him to the side and picks up NOVA, turns him around, and HITS “SIGNAL X” ON NOVA! HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jake Mercer: HERE COMES NYX AS SHE BREAKS UP THE PIN USING ANOTHER ONE OF HER ROLLING THUNDER SPLASH ON BOTH DANNY AND NOVA AND PINS BOTH OF THEM!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEE-!
Stew-O: THEY BOTH KICK OUT AS NYX QUICKLY CLIMBS THE TOP ROPE AS SHE LOOKS FOCUS HERE TONIGHT. CLEARLY SHE IS LOOKING TO GET THIS MATCH FINISHED IMMEDIATELY AS SHE TURNS AROUND AND IS LOOKING TO LAND HER 054 SPLASH ONTO BOTH MEN!
Jake Mercer: NOVA USING MOST OF HIS STRENGTH TO PUSH AWAY FROM THE ZONE OF IMPACT AS THE 054 SPLASH LANDS ON DANNY CAGE! NYX NOW BEING BRILLIANT AS EVER IS ATTEMPTING TO GO FOR A PINFALL!
Flannery McCoy: NOVA ABLE TO THROW NYX OUTSIDE OF THE RING AS HE COLLAPSES ON TOP OF DANNY CAGE FOR THE PINFALL! DOES NOVA HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO GET HIS FIRST WIN OF THE SEASON HERE TONIGHT?!?
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-!
Stew-O: DANNY CAGE IS ABLE TO KICK OUT! “THE DEMIGOD” WILL NOT ALLOW FOR ANOTHER FLUKE TO HAPPEN HERE TONIGHT AS HE IS ABLE TO SURVIVE A LITTLE BIT LONGER! NOVA ISN’T DONE AS HE HEADS OUTSIDE THE RING ONTO THE APRON AS HE USED THE ROPES TO EXECUTE HIS SIGNATURE MOVE “CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE”! THIS TIME IT DOES LAND AS DANNY CAGE IS LAID FLAT ON THE MAT! NOVA IS NOT DONE AS HE PICKS UP DANNY AND IRISH WHIPS HIM TO THE ROPE! USING THE MOMENTUM HE’S ABLE TO PICK UP DANNY CAGE AND EXECUTE HIS FINISHING MOVE THE “ETERNALIZER” AS THE FIREMAN’S CARRY EMERALD FLOWSION CONNECTS BEAUTIFULLY!
Jake Mercer: NOVA IS ABOUT TO GO FOR THE PIN, BUT NYX RUSHED BACK INSIDE THE RING AS SHE ROLLS UP NOVA FOR A PINFALL!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THR-!
Jake Mercer: HOW WAS NOVA ABLE TO KICK OUT FROM THAT BRILLIANT ROLL UP PIN?!? NOVA AND NYX NOW STARING AT EACH OTHER AS THEY BOTH START PUMMELING EACH OTHER GOING BLOW FOR BLOW NONSTOP! NOVA GOING FOR A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP THAT SENDS NYX TO THE ROPES, BUT SHE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH THE “INERTIA” BICYCLE KICK RIGHT ON NOVA’S HEAD KNOCKING HIM DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: SHE’S NOT DONE JUST YET AS SHE DEMANDS NOVA TO GET UP AS HE SLOWLY GETS UP WITH THE HELP OF THE ROPES AS HE TURNS AROUND AND IS MET WITH “NIRVANA”, HER RENDITION OF A SPEAR AS SHE GOES FOR THE COVER AND USES THE ROPES TO ASSIST HER IN THE PINFALL!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-!
Danny Cage: (off-mic) NOT TODAY YOU FILTHY VERMIN!
Stew-O: DANNY CAGE WAS ABLE TO KICK HER FEET OFF THE ROPE AS HE BROKE UP THE PIN BEFORE NYX WAS ABLE TO GET THE WIN HERE! NYX AND DANNY CAGE NOW YELLING AT EACH OTHER AS BOTH FLORIDIANS FROM FORT LAUDERDALE BELIEVE THAT THEY NEED THIS WIN AS THEY BEGIN TO TRADE ELBOWS BACK AND FORTH WITH EACH OTHER!
Jake Mercer: NYX IS ABLE TO GET THE ADVANTAGE AS SHE GRABS DANNY CAGE AND IS ABLE TO HIT HER “HOLY GHOST” RIPCORD KNEE ONTO DANNY CAGE! SHE QUICKLY PICKS UP DANNY AND THROWS HIM OUT THE RING AS SHE ONCE AGAIN YELLS AT NOVA TO GET UP AS HE SLOWLY GETS UP GROGGILY TURNING AROUND AS HE GETS HIT WITH ANOTHER “NIRVANA” SPEAR! SHE GOES FOR A COVER THIS TIME NOT USING THE ROPES TO ASSIST HER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… NYYYYYYYYYYX!!!!!
Stew-O: Nyx is able to get the win here tonight as she bounces back from last week by defeating not just one elitist. but two at the same time! She’s got momentum back on her side as she picks up her first win of the season and if she continues to fire from all cylinders, we expect for this to become a normality here on Dynasty!
Jake Mercer: I couldn’t have said it any better! Danny Cage and NOVA gave it their all here tonight but they were just not good enough against “The Honoured One”, and must now figure out what went wrong next week to hopefully change things up to improve their chances in their next match.
Flannery McCoy: Nyx is out here celebrating as she soaks in the moment after this huge victory here tonight, as her confidence grew a lot more after this match! What is next for Nyx here on Dynasty? Only time will tell!
(‘Mount Sinai’ by $uicideboy$ plays throughout the arena as Nyx spreads her arms as she confidently says her time is now, as she gets out of the ring walking back to the locker room while Danny Cage is seen looking disappointed outside the ring and NOVA still not recovering after what occurred in the last few minutes of the match before fading away.)
(Dynasty fades back from a commercial break and cuts to a shot of the Dynasty General Manager, Tyrone Montgomery, in his office. Tyrone appears relaxed and at peace with himself, probably due to the fact that Kensi and Richard are nowhere in sight. Tyrone releases a big sigh as he leans back in his chair and pulls out his smartphone. He begins to scroll down the EAW Social Media Feed reading the fan’s reactions/comments to Dynasty.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Hmm, interesting. A fan suggested that at next year’s Pain for Pride, we have a “glass-barbed-wired-electrocution-thumbtack-inferno” match. I guess I can write it down.
(Tyrone takes a pen off of his desk and begins to write on the pink Post-it note to his right. An assertive knock is heard behind his office door.)
Tyrone Montgomery: You can come in…✍🏿
(Tyrone continues to pay attention to his phone as he jots down his last thoughts before immediately coming to a halt. He pauses for a slight moment and slowly looks up – he finds none other than Sienna Jade standing before him.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Sienna! Oh my word, it’s so nice to see you!
(The camera’s focus on the 2023 Hall of Famer, Sienna Jade. It’s been a few weeks since the EAW Universe has seen a glimpse of Sienna, as the last time she graced the world with her presence she was recorded on camera cracking her broken nose back into place after a hellacious match with Cameron Ella Ava. Sienna is wearing casual clothing – a pink Juicy tracksuit with her hair in a high ponytail. Her oversized clear pink sunglasses are sitting on the bridge of her nose, which is still sporting a white adhesive bandage.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Let me just say – you are looking FANTASTIC! I’m digging the retro look! And your nose?! Healing ever-so-beautifully! You can’t even tell that it was fractured so bad that you even got a septal hematoma!
(Sienna puts her hand up, cutting Tyrone in his tracks.)
Sienna Jade: You rushed me back from my vacation for this Tyrone? There better be something in it for me…
(Tyrone chuckles as he puts his hands up.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Of course, my apologies. Please, take a seat.
(Tyrone and Sienna both sit across from one another. Sienna removes her glasses as she has a discontented look on her face.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Listen, I got a very important call from Eden Sinclair last week. After hearing about her god-awful morning sickness and how she’s been having trouble with her staff – she was practically begging for me to find someone from the Dynasty brand so cunning, so ruthless, so merciless to put Sierra Everett in her place. And who’s the first person I thought of? None other than THE GREATEST Sienna Jade!
(Tyrone finishes his sentence with the biggest smile on his face, waiting for Sienna to answer. Sienna appears to take a moment and think about what she heard when a sly smile comes across her face.)
Sienna Jade: Ya know, I can’t lie to you, Tyrone – this sounds intriguing. Hell, it actually sounds fun! What better way to start the season than beating the living hell of – Sierra, is her name? I’ll kick the living crud out of Sierra Bradford and—
Tyrone Montgomery: Everett. Sierra Everett.
Sienna Jade: THERE’S TWO OF THEM NOW?
Tyrone Montgomery: Two totally different people, but, you get the point.
Sienna Jade: Wait, wait, wait. You really do expect me to cut my vacation short so I can come back and do your dirty work for you, huh? Do you have any idea about the type of luxurious life I was living before getting your call? Huh?! (Sienna rises and towers over Tyrone.) For your information, Mr. gEnErAl MaNaGeR, I, along with my big Daddy Impact, were having sex all day and night in a water bungalow in the Maldives these past few weeks. I was mid-org[BLEEP] when I got interrupted by your rude call! You’re crazy as hell if you think I’m going to do this without some sort of incentive. Yes, I love beating little nobodies up, but I’ll only do so for a price. Mama don’t work for free.
(Tyrone stands and calmly motions for Sienna to take a seat. Sienna slowly sits in her seat as Tyrone does the same. Tyrone pauses for a moment before speaking.)
Tyrone Montgomery: I figured. Really. Sienna, if you do this for Eden Sinclair and beat Sierra Everett on behalf of the Dynasty brand, I’ll give you this – Any match, any show, any stipulations… It’s yours.
(Sienna, who has been listening attentively, puts her hands on her lap and looks elsewhere. She lets out a huge sigh as looks at Tyrone and smiles.)
Sienna Jade: It looks like you got yourself a deal, Mr. Montgomery. I’ll beat the living hell out of Sierra E. and I’ll do so at Reckless Wiring. Hey, if you want me to do your dirty work for you, I’ll do it on my own turf.
Tyrone Montgomery: A deal it is.
(Tyrone extends his hand out as Sienna looks at him with a disgusted look on her face. Sienna smiles as she grabs one of Tyrone’s fingers and shakes it up and down, agreeing to the match that will take place. The camera fades to black.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
(‘Forgotten’ by Avril Lavigne would hit the speakers of the arena to an explosion of boos, as Valkyrie, side by side with Olivia Thorne would make her way out onto the stage. Valkyrie looks to be focused and determined tonight, as she would make her way down the ramp, keeping her eyes fixated on the ramp as Olivia continues to talk to her on the way down; talking game plan.)
Stephie Love: And introducing first! Hailing from Melbourne, Australia, weighing in tonight at 152 pounds, she is THE ‘WONDERER!!!’ VALKYRIE!!!!!
Stew-O: Valkyrie had an amazing debut match last week when she faced off against the current Specialist Champion, Milli Banks. But, that match would end up in a loss. But as for tonight she is going to have a chance to redeem herself, against none other than Rory Slate herself!
Flannery McCoy: If what we saw from her last week was just the beginning, I wouldn’t be surprised if she somehow manages to slip away with the victory this week.
(Valkyrie jumps up onto the apron as she would enter into the ring. She paces around, before stepping back into her corner, as her theme would then fade out from there, and she awaits for her opponent in this match.)
(Then, ‘Monsters’ by Currents would hit the speakers as the boos would only continue to grow even louder, and Rory Slate would make her wait out onto the stage. She looks overly confident with herself after what went down last week, as she begins to make ehr way down the ramp, keeping her eyes on her opponent and taking in the reaction from the fans, but not caring about it.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent! From Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 138 pounds, she is THE ‘DARK SAINT!!!!!’ RORY SLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT TO GET A WIN TONIGHT, VALKYRIE HAS TO BEAT THE GOAT! THE GREAT! SHE WILL HAVE TO BEAT THE RORY SLATE! #RORYALL!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Last week on Dynasty, Rory Slate made herself known in more ways than one. Whether it was by beating Nyx earlier in the night, or then going on to interrupting Ms Extreme in her return interview on Dynasty, and even slapping her across the face. She has a lot going for herself right now, and that may be what will end up getting her a victory against Valkyrie.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we go! A match between these two promising female Elitists is now underway, as Valkyrie and Rory Slate would begin to pace around the ring, keeping their eyes locked on each other, as they would move over to the center of the ring, and immediately engage into a collar and elbow tie up! Both women are fighting for control in the early moments of this matchup, and it looks like Valkyrie is going to get the early advantage pulling Rory up and over right into a side headlock, and she wrenches it in tightly!
Flannery McCoy: But it looks like Rory Slate is going to be quick in getting herself out of it, as she goes around and grabs Valkyrie by the arm, before she twists it around, and drives her knee into Valkyrie’s side! But Valkyrie moves out of the way of it! She quickly transitions around, grabbing Rory by the waist, before lifting her up, and then slamming her down to the mat with a take down, and Valkyrie has the control.
Jake Mercer: But Rory is able to slip out of it, climbing on top of Valkyrie and she is able to lift her back to her feet by her hair, and Rory slaps Valkyrie right across the face! Valkyrie didn’t like that, and she responds back with a slap of her own, and now both women are going right at it! Forearms and uppercuts! We started this match quickly with mat wrestling, but it looks like we are past that!
Stew-O: And Rory is able to knock Valkyrie back with a massive uppercut! Valkyrie falls into the ropes, as Rory would grab a hold of her by the wrist, locking it before irish whipping her off and into the ropes, and Rory spins around, catching Valkyrie by the arm and she throws her with a huge twisting armdrag! Valkyrie gets sent across the ring as she slides herself back up into the corner, pulling herself to her feet… AND RORY RUSHES RIGHT IN AT HER-
Flannery McCoy: But Valkyrie catches her!! She catches her, AND THROWS HER UP AND INTO THE AIR FOR A MASSIVE URANAGE SLAM, BUT NO! RORY FLIPS OUT OF IT, LANDING ON HER FEET AND SWIFTLY GRABBING ONTO VALKYRIE IN THE PROCESS, PLANTING HER INTO THE MAT WITH A MASSIVE DDT!!! VALKYRIE GOES HEAD FIRST INTO THE MAT, AS RORY QUICKLY TURNS HER OVER ONTO HER BACK, AND GOES FOR AN EARLY COVER! Rory is looking to end this match early!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: But Valkyrie is quick to kick out! Rory Slate almost had this match won right then and there with the DDT, as she pulled herself back to her feet, stumbling away as Valkyrie would start to pull herself back up into the corner. She steps out of the corner, and Rory closes the distance once more, but Valkyrie is quick to respond and catches her with a kick right to the gut, thus forcing Rory to double over.
Stew-O: She grabs a hold of Rory, SLAMMING HER HEAD FIRST RIGHT INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! That was a major whiplash to Rory as her head bounces right off of the middle turnbuckle! Valkyrie kicks her out of the ring, and follows her to the outside of the ring in the process, and it looks like Valkyrie is going to continue to do the damage, grabbing her by the hair, AND SHE SLAMS RORY SLATE FULL SPEED INTO THE STEEL STEPS!
Flannery McCoy: Rory looks to be hurting right here from this onslaught on display by Valkyrie, and I can’t blame Valkyrie. She is frustrated after her loss to the current Specialist Champion last week in her debut match, and it looks like she is going to take it out on Rory as she pulls her back to her feet… AND THEN SHE RAMS HER INTO THE BARRICADE, AND VALKYRIE LETS OUT A LOUD BATTLE CRY! SHE HAS TAKEN CONTROL HERE!
Jake Mercer: Valkyrie grabs a hold of Rory and slides her back into the ring, following suit as she would then run off the ropes, jumping into the air! AND VALKYRIE DRIVES HER KNEE RIGHT DOWN INTO RORY’S FACE! Rory is hurting as Valkyrie stumbles back up to her feet, backing and rebounding off the ropes once more, AND SHE DOES IT AGAIN! Valkyrie lifts Rory back to her feet, and throws her into the air, and a vertical suplex!
Stew-O: And it looks like the impact from that vertical suplex is going to prop Rory right back up and into a seated position, and Valkyrie is going to look to take advantage of the opening created for her, as she rushes herself off of the ropes, and Valkyrie comes full speed ahead right at Rory, and she kicks her right in the face with a grounded dropkick! Rory falls, and Valkyrie isn’t done, mounting her and continuing the onslaught!
Flannery McCoy: Those lefts and rights are connecting with force here, as Rory can hardly even protect herself and get her guard up, and the referee has no choice but to force Valkyrie to get off of her. Rory gets into a seated position, leaning up against the ropes as Valkyrie looks to close the distance back in, but Rory catches her with a stiff kick to the knee cap, forcing Valkyrie to stumble backward as Rory gets back up!
Jake Mercer: Valkyrie looks to swing into Rory’s direction, but Rory is able to duck it, and she twists her around looking for a neckbreaker! But Valkyrie breaks out of it, and instead she is able to grab a hold of Rory, twisting her around herself, AND INSTEAD IT’S VALKYRIE WHO DROPS HER INTO THE MAT WITH HER OWN NECKBREAKER! AND VALKYRIE LIFTS RORY RIGHT BACK UP TO HER FEET, BEFORE SHE DECIDES TO DROP HER WITH YET ANOTHER ONE!
Stew-O: Valkyrie floats over and on top of Rory Slate, and goes for a cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Rory manages to get the kick out just in time! Valkyrie almost had it right then and there, but Rory was able to kick out just in time, and it looks like Valkyrie is starting to get more and more frustrated. She gets back up to her feet, and takes a step back, before she looks to stab her elbow right into Rory’s chest, but Rory quickly moves out of the way and Valkyrie crashes and burns!
Jake Mercer: Rory starts to pull herself back up, and you can tell that she is clearly hurting right now, but it looks like she is going to find herself back in the driver’s seat of this match, as Valkyrie tries to get back up to her knees, but Rory boots her right in the face! And it looks like Rory is letting out all of her frustration right now, and she continues to boot Valkyrie over and over again!
Jake Mercer: She grabs her by the hair and lifts her back up to her feet, but Valkyrie pushes her away… BEFORE CLOSING THE DISTANCE AND DROPS HER ON HER HEAD WITH A DDT!! Rory Slate gets spiked by the DDT, and it looks like Valkyrie is going to roll through it, as she gets back to her feet, and irish whips Rory into the corner! Rory goes hard into the corner, and Valkyrie runs in at her and she-
Stew-O: NO!!! RORY STEPS TO THE SIDE, AND SHE SENDS VALKYRIE FLYING RIGHT INTO THE RINGPOST!! Valkyrie goes hard into the ringpost, and Rory has just created the opening that she needed right then and there, as Valkyrie looks hurt! Rory pops back up to her feet, and she grabs a hold of Valkyrie, pulling her out of the corner as she looks to take advantage of this, LEAPING RIGHT ONTO VALKYRIE AND SHE LOOKS TO GO FOR A BACKSTABBER!
Flannery McCoy: VALKYRIE LIMITS THE IMPACT OF THE BACKSTABBER, AND FLOATS OVER AND OFF OF RORY! She stumbles back up to her feet as Rory looks to get up as well, but it isn’t going to be quick enough, as Valkyrie catches her with a superkick right on the jaw! Rory looks dazed as Valkyrie then spins herself around, catching Rory with a discus forearm smash, and Rory falls into the ropes, REBOUNDING OFF OF THEM FOR A MASSIVE LARIAT!
Jake Mercer: But Valkyrie ducks out of the way, spinning them around as she grabs a hold of Rory, and lifts her into a piledriver position! AND VALKYRIE LOOKS FOR THE SIT OUT PILEDRIVER, SHE LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH ‘EMBRACE!!’ BUT RORY IS ABLE TO WRAP HER LEGS AROUND VALKYRIE AND SPINS OUT OF IT WITH A FRANKENSTEINER!! VALKYRIE GOES DOWN AS RORY STUMBLES BACK UP TO HER FEET, LOOKING TO CAPITALIZE OFF OF THE OPENING THAT SHE HAD CREATED!
Stew-O: Valkyrie tries to get back up as well, as she turns around, AND RORY CATCHES HER IN THE JAW WITH A SUPERKICK!! Valkyrie falls into the ropes, and she rebounds off of them, AND ANOTHER SUPERKICK!! RORY HAS VALKYRIE WHERE SHE WANTS HER, AS VALKYRIE BOUNCES INTO THE ROPES AGAIN, BUT RORY CATCHES HER WITH A HUGE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE, AND THEN SHE GOES ON TO FOLLOW IT UP WITH AN OLYMPIC SLAM, AND VALKYRIE IS DOWN AN OUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Rory Slate gets back up to her feet once more, and she pulls Valkyrie back up as well, before throwing her over her shoulders, AND THEN SHE RUSHES INTO THE CORNER, AND DROPS VALKYRIE WITH A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!! RORY NAILS THE ‘CELL BLOCK SIX,’ AS SHE PULLS VALKYRIE OUT OF THE CORNER, AND SHE GOES FOR THE COVER, AND VALKYRIE MIGHT BE DONE HERE! RORY SLATE HAS THIS MATCH FOR THE WIN RIGHT HERE!!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT VALKYRIE KICKS OUT AND SHE STAYS ALIVE!
Stew-O: And you can tell that Rory Slate is growing more and more frustrated about this match the longer that it goes on, she thought she had won this match. She sits back up, brushing her hair back and out of her face, as she looks down towards Valkyrie, possibly thinking about putting the final nail in the coffin and ending this match once and for all, as she gets back up to her feet, and pulls Valkyrie back up…
Flannery McCoy: Valkyrie looks to fight out of it, but Rory is able to grab a hold of her and throws her right into the ropes, BEFORE DROPPING HER ONTO HER HEAD WITH A MASSIVE GERMAN SUPLEX! VALKYRIE LANDS RIGHT DOWN ONTO HER HEAD!! Rory quickly gets back up to her feet, and scrambles over Valkyrie, and it looks like she might be putting an end to this match once and for all with ‘GTFO;’ the double arm trapped DDT!!
Jake Mercer: But wait… Rory stops right in her tracks?
Stew-O: She starts to back up into the corner, and it looks like she is just stalking Valkyrie down, and I think we all know what she is going for right here… she is looking to make a name for herself, and get Ms. Extreme’s attention! Valkyrie starts to pull herself back up to her feet, as Rory is just waiting in the corner, waiting for Valkyrie to turn around, as she does… AND RORY SLATE RUSHES IN AT HER…
Flannery McCoy: And she leaps up into the air, full speed ahead… AND SHE JUMPS UP INTO THE AIR FOR MS. EXTREME’S OWN MOVE!! THE LEAPING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!! AND SHE CONNECTS WITH ‘HOLY GROUND!!’ RORY CONNECTS WITH ‘HOLY GROUND!!!’
Jake Mercer: NO! NO IT DOESN’T! VALKYRIE CATCHES A HOLD OF RORY!! AND DROPS HER INTO THE MAT WITH A FLATLINER!! Rory Slate just got slammed down into the mat with a flatliner as she was trying to go for Ms. Extreme’s own finishing move, and Valkyrie stumbles back up to her feet, grabbing Rory by the hair, and she boots her in the face! Rory is dazed from the failed opportunity at hitting ‘Holy Ground,’ which might’ve cost her!
Stew-O: And Valkyrie pulls Rory back up to her feet, AND BACK INTO THE PILEDRIVER POSITION, BEFORE DROPPING HER WITH THE SIT OUT PILEDRIVER!! VALKYRIE NAILS ‘EMBRACE’ AND RORY IS DOWN AND OUT!! VALKYRIE FLOATS OVER AND INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG IN DEEP AND SHE MIGHT PULL UP THE UPSET VICTORY HERE TONIGHT! SHE MIGHT WIN IT HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT RORY SLATE MANAGES TO KICK OUT AGAIN!
Jake Mercer: Valkyrie was so so close to having the match won right here and there! She tried so close hitting Rory with ‘Embrace,’ but it wasn’t enough, and she realizes that she is going to have to do so much more than just that to be able to get the victory here tonight! After losing her debut match last week, Valkyrie is clearly desperate for a victory, and she is looking to do whatever it takes to change that!
Stew-O: And she gets back up to her feet, pulling Rory back up as well, and it looks like she might be going for one of her finishing moves here, but Rory breaks out of it, before she drives her knee right into Valkyrie’s ribcage! Valkyrie doubles over by this, as Rory turns herself over onto Valkyrie, she goes for a code red, but Valkyrie blocks it, she pulls Rory right off of her, knocking her with a right hand!
Flannery McCoy: Rory falls backward into the ropes, before she rebounds off of them! AND VALKYRIE CATCHES HER WITH A BIG BICYCLE KICK SQUARE ON THE JAW!! RORY GETS KNOCKED BACK, AND VALKYRIE GRABS A HOLD OF HER, BEFORE TWISTING HER AROUND, NAILING A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!! RORY IS DOWN AS VALKYRIE PULLS HERSELF BACK UP TO HER FEET, AND SHE MAY HAVE THE WIN IN THE BAG RIGHT HERE AND NOW, AS SHE SCRAMBLES TOWARDS RORY TO PUT AN END!
Jake Mercer: She picks Rory back up to her feet, AND SHE HOOKS HER, AND SHE FLIPS HER OVER GOING FOR ‘HOPE’S RECKONING’ TO PUT AN END TO THIS MATCH!!
Stew-O: RORY FLIPS OUT OF IT! Rory flips out of it and avoids the knee life from Valkyrie, as she steps up, nailing a huge enziguri kick!! Valkyrie is dazed from this, as now it’s Rory who grabs a hold of her, and she looks to be putting an end to this match herself, and Valkyrie is trying to fight it, but Rory isn’t going to allow for it to happen, AND SHE LIFTS HER RIGHT UP INTO THE AIR!!
Flannery McCoy: AND SHE NAILS ‘GTFO!!!!’ THE DOUBLE ARM TRAPPED DDT PLANTS VALKYRIE DOWN INTO THE MAT, AND SHE ROLLS OVER, HOOKING THE LEG AND INTO THE COVER AS THIS MATCH MIGHT BE ALL BUT OVER HERE, AS SHE HAS HER DOWN AND OUT!
OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOO!!!!!!!!!
TTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER! RORY SLATE!!!!!!!!
(‘Monsters’ hit the speakers of the arena once more, as Rory Slate would push herself off of Valkyrie. Valkyrie rolls out of the ring, as Rory just laughs it off, brushing her hair back as she gets back up to her feet, her arm being raised by the referee high into the air, as she would stand in utter victory.)
Stew-O: And Rory wins it here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: You have to give it up for Valkyrie. She brought a fight here tonight against Rory Slate, but in the end, Rory was able to pick up the massive victory, hopefully making a statement as well to Ms. Extreme. So a huge congratulations goes out to Rory Slate!
Jake Mercer: You see guys? I knew she had it! All you really have to do is believe in #RoryAll!
(Rory Slate would continue to celebrate her victory, as she would ask for a microphone. She gets one handed to her, as she motions for her theme to cut. She lifts the microphone up to her mouth ready to speak.)
Rory Slate: Did you guys see that? Did any of you really think that Valkyrie was going to be the one who stops my momentum that I have started for myself at the beginning of this season? No. She didn’t stand a chance against me! But, that’s besides the point. My point here was to, well, prove a point. And prove to a certain someone that I truly am somebody not to fuck with, and I am sure that after last week and our confrontation with each other, you could get the hit of who exactly I am talking about.
Rory Slate: Ms. Extreme. You think that you can just disrespect me the way that you did last week? You think you can just act like I’m not someone who you can take seriously? I’m not going to have that. I’m not going to deal with it. Did you see what I just did to Valkyrie? The same is going to happen to you. I am going to make a name out of myself at the expense of you, and it is going to happen sooner rather than later Camille, and you can trust me on that. You are going to be my next victim when we face each other-
(Suddenly, the crowd would explode in cheers as Rory Slate would look over and towards the rampway, and she sees…)
Stew-O: SPEAK OF THE DEVIL!! MS. EXTREME IS RUSHING DOWN TO THE RING, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING TO CONFRONT HER FACE TO FACE AFTER WHAT RORY JUST DID LAST WEEK TO HER WHEN INTERRUPTING HER BIG INTERVIEW!!
Flannery McCoy: SHE MAKES IT DOWN TO THE RING, AND SHE RUSHES IN… BUT LOOK!! RORY IS HIGHTAILING IT! SHE IS GETTING OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW AND I CAN’T BLAME HER AFTER WHAT SHE DID LAST WEEK TO CAMILLE!
(Rory would bolt into the crowd, leaving Ms. Extreme on the right. Ms. Extreme just smirks as she watches Rory hightail into the crowd, as the camera would then fade out from there, showing Rory finally making her quick exit.)
(The camera cuts backstage to Dynasty interviewer, Michael Belfort, who is smiling at the camera while holding a microphone in hand.)
Michael Belfort: Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time… Joso!
(The crowd reacts positively as Joso enters the frame, standing next to Michael Belfort, who picks up that Joso is chuckling to himself.)
Michael Belfort: Uhm, something funny?
Joso: Yeah, just seeing that clown Ronan Malosi get put in his place by Albert earlier tonight. Now, that was pretty funny.
Michael Belfort: Oh. Well, Ronan didn’t exactly endear himself to you last week, inserting himself in your business on two separate. One in your little chat with Chris Elite, and the other in your match with the New Breed Champion, Hans Grayson. Now, digging deeper into that, first of all, it was a great match between you and Hans. But in the end, Ronan Malosi interfered, causing the match to end in a no contest.
Joso: Yeah, and to say I’m pissed off would be an understatement, because Ronan knew what he was doing. He didn’t just interfere in the match, he interfered in the match RIGHT when I was close to putting Hans away. Do you know what a victory over the New Breed Champion would have done for me? I would’ve proved to the entire world that Joso doesn’t miss, and I’m head and shoulders over almost everyone on this roster, including our current New Breed Champion, but no, Ronan robbed me of that privilege. But you know what? I prove week in, week out that I am everything I say I am, that I am him. So, what’s one week? Besides, it could be worse. I could be like Ronan, running around as if I’m Andre Walker’s little lapdog, and you see how that turned out for him, right? Like I said, The Kaiser dropped him like a bad habit.
(The crowd pops.)
Joso: Now, Ronan’s right back to square one, except worse off, because now the entire world views Ronan as an even bigger clown, as if that was even possible. Look, Ronan, if you’re watching this, grab a pen and paper, take some notes, because you don’t see anybody treating me like a joke, and you know why that is? Because Joso is nobody’s bitch, I have an identity past riding another man. But here’s what you can’t take notes on, here’s what you can’t steal from me, and that’s talent, because Ronan, I am better than you any day of the week, and that’s where you messed up by sticking your giant nose in my business. Because in trying to impress Andre, all you did was bite off more than you can chew.
Michael Belfort: Speaking of Andre, it was you that actually ended his Interwire Title reign.
Joso: Exactly, so like I said, Ronan’s biting off more than he can chew, and in trying to impress Andre, he’s actually going to make his Kaiser more disappointed. So, you gotta ask yourself, look in the mirror, but not too long before you break it, and ask yourself, do you really want this? Do you really want smoke with me? And the answer should be no, but with Ronan, who are we kidding? The answer is going to be yes, because he has a history of being one thing past EAW’s laughing stock, and that’s delusional. Ronan’s probably delusionally thinking that, if he beats me, then Andre Walker will take his sorry ass back. But- what?
(Joso notices that Michael Belfort is backing away, looking scared of something over Joso’s shoulder-)
Stew-O: OOH! MY GOD, JOSO JUST GOT CRACKED ACROSS THE BACK WITH A STEEL CHAIR BY RONAN MALOSI!
(Ronan drops the chair as Joso falls to all fours, and favors his back in pain. Ronan grabs Joso by the ear, and lifts him back to his feet. Ronan has anger in his eyes, especially after what happened earlier, getting dismissed by Albert.)
Ronan Malosi: This is all your fault, Joso, and you’re going to pay for it!
Flannery McCoy: JOSO! JOSO EXPLODES WITH A RIGHT HAND ON RONAN, AND CONNECTS WITH A FLURRY OF RIGHT HANDS ON THE BIGGER MAN! RONAN’S DOING HIS BEST TO COVER UP, BUT JOSO IS UNRELENTING, INTENSITY IN HIS EYES!
Stew-O: RONAN LOOKS TO SHIFT THE MOMENTUM, DOUBLING LEGGING JOSO TO THE FLOOR, AND STARTS CRACKING HIM IN THE SKULL WITH RIGHT HANDS! IT MIGHTVE BEEN A BAD MOVE TO GET IN A STRIKING BOUT WITH RONAN, GIVEN THE MAN KNOWS HOW TO THROW FIST ON ACCOUNT OF HIS POWER AND BACKGROUND!
Jake Mercer: BUT JOSO ISNT BACKING DOWN, GRABBING RONAN IN A GUILLOTINE CHOKE! RONAN POWERS BACK TO HIS FEET, AND JOSO STARTS TO UNLOAD WITH CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE BACK OF MALOSI!
Flannery McCoy: UH-OH! RONAN USES THAT POWER TO LIFT JOSO UP IN POSITION FOR A SPINEBUSTER, AND DRIVES HIM BACK FIRST INTO A PRODUCTION CRATES!
Stew-O: JOSO’S GRIP IS LOOSENED, BUT RONAN BREAKS IT, DRIVING JOSO BACK FIRST INTO THE TWO PRODUCTION CRATES ONCE AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: JOSO IS DOWN TO A KNEE, AND RONAN GOES TO LIFT HIM BACK UP, BUT JOSO CATCHES HIM WITH A SHOT TO THE MIDSECTION, STILL FIGHTING BACK!
Stew-O: RONAN LOOKS TO RETREAT AFTER A RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE BY JOSO, BUT JOSO CATCHES UP, HOPPING ON THE BIGGER MAN’S BACK! RONAN PROCEEDS TO BACKPEDAL, AND DRIVES JOSO BACK FIRST INTO THE METAL SHUTTER!
Flannery McCoy: RONAN GRABS JOSO BY THE THROAT, AND SLAMS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD REPEATEDLY OFF THE SHUTTER, BEATING JOSO DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION!
Stew-O: LOOK AT THE INTENSITY IN HIS EYES! RONAN IS UNRELENTING, USING THAT POWER TO HIS ADVANTAGE TO HIS ADVANTAGE! AND WITH THE BACK OF HIS HEAD GETTING SLAMMED OFF THAT SHUTTER, JOSO IS LOSING CONSCIOUSNESS QUICK!
(Security interjects, and it takes multiple to pry Ronan away from Joso. Ronan is still trying to get at Joso, however, who plops to his side, looking glossed over after that attack.)
Stew-O: WELL, THANK GOD SECURITY INTERJECTED, BUT THE DAMAGE MIGHT ALREADY BE DONE!
Flannery McCoy: YEAH, RONAN WASNT PLAYING AROUND WITH JOSO! WHAT WE SAW THERE WAS THAT VICIOUS SIDE COME OUT OF HIM, WHICH MIGHT HAVE BEEN UNLEASHED THANKS TO WHAT HAPPENED EARLI!ER
Stew-O: ILL TELL YOU WHAT THOUGH, THIS IS NOT OVER!
(The camera fades elsewhere as medics check on Joso.)
( “il vento d’oro” by Yugo Kanno begins to play to a rowdy pop from the New Hampshire Crowd. MITSU appears on the entranceway and makes his way down to the ring in a casual attire to watch this match. )
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.. PLEASE WELCOME.. MIIIIITSUUUUUU!!!
Jake Mercer: THE GOLDEN DOYYYENN IS IN NEW HAMPSHIRE!!
Stew-O: MITSU staked his claim to being next in line for the EAW Interwire Championship, and Jay Jerry Johnson is thrilled to have him as his challenger. He is here after an amazing performance against Komatsu Ogawa on the first Dynasty to scout how the EAW Interwire Champion does against that same man.
( “The Oral Cigarettes” by Red Criminal echoes throughout the SNHU Arena immediately prompting ear-deafening boos from the Manchester crowd. The camera pans in on a slight nod of competition from MITSU as Ogawa stands on the stage with a shit-eating grin before making his way down to the ring. )
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST! From Kobukicho, Tokyo, Japan, weighing in at 232 pounds…. HE IS THE “IMPERIUS REX,” KOMATSU OOOGAWAAA!!!
Stew-O: Komatsu Ogawa must not be in the best mood right now after taking such a significant loss to one of his long-time buddies in MITSU. If he is able to wield this aggression as a weapon tonight, then that might be a huge issue for Jay Jerry Johnson.
Flannery McCoy: It must be painful for Ogawa to see him instantly surpass him and get the opportunities that he was never afforded, and there is no doubt he is going to show the entire world why he deserves the EAW Interwire Championship more than him.
( Komatsu Ogawa leans over the top rope and growls at MITSU at ringside before his theme song is replaced by “CHAINSAW BLOOD” by Vaundy. Jay Jerry Johnson gets an eruption of mixed reactions from the New Hampshire crowd. He arrives onto the entranceway with flair and holds his EAW Interwire Championship over his head. He walks down the aisle, into the ring, immediately going face-to-face with Komatsu Ogawa, before pointing the EAW Interwire Championship over the top rope into the direction of MITSU. )
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HIS OPPONENT! From Bridgeport, Connecticut, weighing in at 206 pounds.. HE IS THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION… “THE ARTIST,” JAYY JERRYYY JOHNSONNNN!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson was able to obtain his very first EAW championship in Nashville, Tennessee at the grandest stage of them all, and we couldn’t be any more happier seeing the Artist starting to get his flowers here in Elite Answers Wrestling. However, while he may have been able to prove that he can win the championship, he now needs to prove that he can keep the championship. That is where MITSU comes in.
Stew-O: This is his first match of the season for the Artist, and he is out here tonight to show MITSU what he is made out of.
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: This match between Jay Jerry Johnson and Komatsu Ogawa is officially underway with MITSU watching beside us at ringside. Ogawa and Johnson immediately engage in a collar and elbow, with Ogawa forcing him into the corner. The referee starts to administer the five count, but Ogawa seems to be letting them go through one ear and out the other. Ogawa lets go at the last second and takes a couple of steps back. Both competitors circle the ring before engaging in another collar-and-elbow tie-up, with Johnson now with his arms around his waist. He tries to lift ’em up with a German, but Ogawa takes him down with a headlock. Johnson quickly transitions into the leg scissors, Ogawa powers out of it and both men get up to their feet.
Flannery McCoy: Komatsu Ogawa quickly floors him to the canvas with a shoulder tackle before setting off towards the ropes. Johnson drops down, Ogawa jumps over. Ogawa leapfrogs over, Johnson grapples him in mid-air and pulls him down into a sunset pin!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Jake Mercer: Komatsu Ogawa kicks out of that tight predicament as both men get up to their feet. Ogawa swings for a punch, Johnson grabs his shoulder, spins around the waist and successfully grounds him with a snapmare takedown. He then blasts his back with a penalty kick before smashing him right in the face with another one. Johnson pulls Ogawa up back to the seated position, before running the ropes… He could be looking for a running penalty kick, but Ogawa ducks under the kick and folds Johnson over into the school-boy. Johnson rolls out of the school-boy and goes for the penalty kick! HE FAKED IT AND INSTEAD SWUNG WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! Ogawa is momentarily stunned as Johnson comes off the ropes! AND OGAWA STUNS HIM WITH A LOADED FOREARM SMASH!!
Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson meets the canvas, as Ogawa puts him in a seated position before coming off the ropes! AND HE HITS A SLIDING KNEE STRIKE TO THE JAW OF THE CHAMPION! Ogawa is not interested in the cover as he is only focused on putting his opponent through agony. He lands a knife-edge chop onto the back of his neck, before laying him back down with a penalty kick to the face. Ogawa starts to mock the raucous New Hampshire crowd before lining Johnson up! AND OGAWA WITH A JUMPING HIGH KICK! JOHNSON SNATCHES HIS LEG IN MID-AIR AND ROLLS HIM UP INTO AN ANKLE LOCK!! OGAWA BLOCKS HIM FROM HITTING THE GROUNDED VARIATION, AS HE NOW ROLLS THROUGH AND IT IS NOW HIS TURN TO ADMINISTER THE ANKLE LOCK IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Stew-O: Jay Jerry Johnson is able to crawl towards the ropes and hold onto the second rope! Komatsu refuses to let go and ignores the referee, as he now turns to yanking the champion off the ropes! AND OGAWA SUCCESSFULLY DETACHES HIM.. AND HE NOW CAUGHT HIM INTO A WHEELBARROW… JOHNSON TWISTS INWARDS, TURNS THE TIDES, AND SENDS OGAWA THROUGH THE ROPES! Ogawa splatters onto the ringside floor right in front of Mitsu, as Johnson is looking to mount an overhead aerial attack onto the Imperius Rex.. HERE COMES THE CHAMPION!! AS HE DIVES OVER THE TOP ROPE! AND CONNECTS WITH WHAT HE DUBS TEH RYUUJIN TEKOOUUUDANNN!! THE SPACE TIGER DROP CONNECTS AS HE NOW BRINGS HIM BACK INTO THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson has now found himself on the top turnbuckle whereas Ogawa is trying to calibrate himself… and JOHNSON SOARS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE.. SNATCHES OGAWA’S HEAD IN MID-AIR AND SPINS HIM AROUND INTO A FLATLINER!! JOHNSON HOOKS THE LEG AND LOOKS TO DEFEAT THE IMPERIUS REX TONIGHT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: KICK-OUT! Jay Jerry Johnson doesn’t take a second to rest as he is immediately up to his feet. He is waiting for Ogawa to spring up to his feet, which he does, prompting the champion to grab his wrist and hoist him onto his shoulders! HE IS LOOKING FOR THE LIONEL GRAND CASCADE–BUT OGAWA DIGS HIS FINGERS INTO THE EYE SOCKETS OF THE CHAMPION.. AND JOHNSON HAS NO CHOICE BUT TO LET GO AND TRY TO REGAIN HIS VISION!! AND OGAWA TAKES ADVANTAGE HERE… CREEPS UP FROM BEHIND, HOOKS BOTH SHOULDERS, AND DRILLS HIM WITH A HIGH-ANGLE SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX.
Flannery McCoy: JOHNSON ENDS UP ONTO HIS KNEES AS A RESULT OF THE SNAPDRAGON… AND OGAWA WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE JAW.. FOLLOWED BY BEING ELEVATED INTO A VERTICAL SUPLEX.. AND THEN OGAWA DROPS HIM INTO A NECKBREAKER OVER THE KNEE WITH THE AUTHORITY!! THE TYRANT BUSTER CONNECTS AS WE COULD BE SECONDS AWAY FROM OGAWA WINNING THIS ONE!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: JOHNSON SHOOTS HIS SHOULDER UP AT TWO! Jay Jerry Johnson definitely feeling the whiplash after being drilled with the Tyrant Buster. Ogawa brings him up to his feet and leans him up against the ropes… and he POUNDS HIM WITH A KNIFE-EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST! DID YOU HEAR THAT? OGAWA BRINGS ANOTHER CHOP.. AND ANOTHER ONE.. AND ANOTHER ONE.. BEFORE JOHNSON SHOOTS BACK AND TAKES OGAWA A STEP BACK WITH A CANNON OF A CHOP! Ogawa is still left standing, as he asks for the champion to hit him harder! AND JAY HITS HIM WITH ANOTHER CHOP!! AND OGAWA FIGHTS BACK WITH ANOTHER CHOP.. BUT JOHNSON DUCKS UNDER IT.. AND STARTS LIGHTING HIM UP WITH A COMBINATION OF JABS AND CHOPS….
Flannery McCoy: Ogawa realizes that he is being overwhelmed with his offensive bombardment and pushes him into the middle of the ring. Ogawa now sprints full spread ahead into Johnson! JOHNSON WITH AN ARM DRAG!! BEFORE HE BACKS UP INTO THE ROPES.. REBOUNDS OFF.. AND SPIKES OGAWA IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A LOW DROPKICK!! A DEVASTATING DROPKICK AS NOW JOHNSON BRINGS OGAWA UP TO HIS FEET!! AND HE CINCINES IN BOTH ARMS.. AND GOES FOR THE PROJECT ZEPERION–
Stew-O: OGAWA COUNTERS AND CARRIES HIM FOR THE MESOZOIC CRUNCH! THE OVER-THE-SHOULDER BACK-TO-BELLY PILEDRIVER–BUT JAY JERRY JOHNSON PINS HIM DOWN INTO A SUNSET FLIP PREDICAMENT!
ONEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: OGAWA UNTANGLES HIMSELF FROM THE SITUATION.. BUT JOHNSON IMMEDIATELY REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES RIGHT AS OGAWA GOT UP OFF ONE KNEE.. AND JOHNSON TEARS RIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH THE FLAAAMAAGEEE SHOT!! HE NEARLY TOOK HIS HEAD OFF WITH THAT ROCKET KICK AS HE NOW HOOKS THE LEG! THIS COULD BE IT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THR-
Jake Mercer: OH-SO CLOSE!! OGAWA GETS HIS SHOULDER UP AT TWO! Jay Jerry Johnson almost put him away, and MITSU can’t help but show that he is impressed by the collective performance from both competitors. Johnson helps Ogawa up to his feet, and clobbers him with a forearm smash. Ogawa remains on his feet and eats another forearm smash, and another one, and another one, and another one, before Ogawa snaps back into place and blasts him with a forearm smash of his own! Ogawa! Johnson! Ogawa! Johnson! Ogawa! Johnson! Ogawa! Ogawa! Ogawa! AND THEN A DISCUS FOREARM SMASH.. FOLLOWED BY A–
Flannery McCoy: JOHNSON GETS HEIGHT AND LANDS A DEVASTATING HIGH KICK TO THE JAW.. OGAWA IS WINDED.. AS JOHNSON NOW GOES FOR A HOOK KICK, OGAWA DUCKS UNDER IT.. AND HE PEPPERS HIM WITH A BUNCH OF OPEN-HAND PALM STRIKES.. BEFORE STUFFING HIM WITH A BACK FIST.. AND THEN A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! WE SAW THIS SAME COMBINATION DONE ON MITSU LAST WEEK.. AS OGAWA LOOKS TO PUT THE CAP ON IT AS HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES!
Jake Mercer: THE INTERWIRE CHAMPION SURPRISES HIM WITH A JUMPING KNEE TO THE JAW… FOLLOWED BY A STEP-UP ENZIGURI THAT BRINGS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! AND NOW JOHNSON SPRINGS UP TO HIS FEET WHILE OGAWA IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO GET UP TO HIS FEET… HE STRUGGLING TO MAINTAIN BALANCE MEANWHILE JOHNSON LEAPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE.. AND HE SPIKES HIM WITH THE PRETTY VISITOR!! PRETTY VISITOR CONNECTS AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Flannery McCoy: OGAWA GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! MITSU CAN’T BELIEVE IT! Jay Jerry Johnson hits one of the most marvelous attractions from his moveset, and the Imperius Rex just barely is able to get his shoulder up after it! Johnson gets up to his feet and knows what he must do next. He brings Ogawa up to his feet from behind, and CINCHES IN BOTH ARMS!! AND HE IS GOING FOR IT! THE TIGER BUSTER!!! LOVE LIVE JA–
Jake Mercer: OGAWA SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT ONTO JOHNSON AND COUNTERS LOVE LIVE JAY RIGHT IN POSITION FOR THE JURASSIC TERROR!! THE SPINNING TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!
Flannery McCoy: JOHNSON MIRACULOUSLY SLIDES DOWN HIS SHOULDERS AND PUSHES HIM AWAY!
Jake Mercer: OGAWA NEARLY COLLIDES INTO THE REFEREE.. AND JOHNSON SPRINTS FROM BEHIND!! AND OGAWA STEPS TO THE SIDE!!!
Stew-O: AND JOHNSON WAS AN INCH AWAY FROM LAYING OUT THE REFEREE!! JOHNSON ALMOST COST HIMSELF THE MATCH AS HE TURNS AROUND!!
Jake Mercer: JOHNSON IS ABLE TO BE FASTER AND LANDS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK, BUT OGAWA BLOCKS IT AND HOLDS ONTO HIS FOOT.. AND HE HANDS IT OFF TO THE REFEREE!! THE REFEREE IS STARSTRUCK AS HE HOLDS ONTO JOHNSON’S FOOT.. AND OGAWA USES THIS AS AN OPENING TO HOIST HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! AND DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH THE MESOZOIC CRUNCH!!! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: JOHNSON GETS HIS SHOULDERS UP!! Komatsu Ogawa was seconds away from getting a pin over the EAW Interwire Champion, but he still remains alive in this! Johnson struggles to get up to his feet here as Ogawa looks to put the finishing touches.. You can tell that Ogawa is starting to get impatient.. as he now HOOKS JOHNSON RIGHT INTO THE POSITION FOR THE VERTEBREAKER!!!
Stew-O: AND OGAWA HAS HIM HANGING FROM HIS BACK.. AND HE COULD PARALYZE THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!! AND HE DRILLS HIM–
Jake Mercer: NO!! JOHNSON SLIDES DOWN HIS SHOULDERS AND HOOKS HIM UP INTO THE FULL NELSON.. AND HE DRILLS HIM DOWN WITH THE TIGER BUSTER!! LONG LIVE JAY CONNECTS AS HE SITS OUT!! THIS COULD BE IT!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “CHAINSAW BLOOD” by Vaundy begins to play to an ear-deafening pop as Johnson gets up to his feet and raises the EAW Interwire Championship over his head. )
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER! THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION.. JAY JERRY JOHNSON!!
Jake Mercer: JAY JERRY JOHNSON WITH AN EMPHATIC VICTORY OVER KOMATSU OGAWA HERE TONIGHT! An exceptional performance from both elitists, and just when we thought Ogawa had the upper hand, Johnson turns it around and shifts it back to his favour within five seconds!
Stew-O: MITSU is impressed by his performance, and after that he has scouted him with the best seat in the house, the Golden Doyen definitely knows what he is going to be up against if he wants to win that one championship he failed to get many Pain For Prides ago!
Flannery McCoy: Congratulations to the EAW Interwire Champion, Jay Jerry Johnson on a well-fought victory here tonight in New Hampshire!
( The last shot is Jay Jerry Johnson holding the EAW Interwire Championship in front of MITSU at ringside before he leaves to go up the ramp. )
(As Dynasty would come back onto the air, ‘Dead Opps’ by DD Osama & Notti Osama would hit the loudspeakers of the arena to an explosion of boos, as the man who calls himself ‘The Moneymaker;’ Michael Machina would begin to storm his way down the ramp of the arena. He doesn’t care about the reaction that has been given to him, as he paces around at the end of the ramp, before he is handed a microphone by the timekeeper. He takes a deep exhale in, before he jumps up onto the apron, and enters into the ring, clearly pissed.)
Jake Mercer: :lupe: After what went down last week on Dynasty between Michael Machina, Drake Armstrong, and the current New Breed Champion Hans Grayson regarding Reckless Wiring, I think it’s easy to say that he is not happy right now, not at all; I think we’re going to see that.
Flannery McCoy: I know that you are usually someone who just says a lot of random stuff, but Jake you actually have a point right there. Michael was clearly screwed out of a title shot.
Stew-O: It looks like we are going to listen to what he has to say!
(As Michael’s theme would fade out, he would just stand there, in the middle of the ring with a pissed off look on his face. After sometime, he would exit the ring, but not to leave. Instead, he would grab a steel chair, and throw it into the ring. The lights would then dim, and a spotlight would be placed in the center of the ring. He unfolds the chair, setting it down in the center of the ring, before he would take a seat. He lifts the microphone up to himself, ready to speak his mind to the world.)
Michael Machina: I hope I have your attention.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Michael Machina: Each and every single one of you all saw what went down on Dynasty just last week. I went out there when Hans Grayson was setting himself up for a challenge. He wanted to know who was going to be the first who stepped up to him for the New Breed Championship, so what did I do? I gave him exactly that. I went out there, and I showed to him that I was going to be someone who he doesn’t want to take lightly. I went out there, and I made my name known for a shot at the New Breed Championship at Reckless Wiring, but, it seems like the management didn’t want to see that. They didn’t want to see me in that very position, and they didn’t want to see me challenging for the championship.
Michael Machina: And what did they decide to do? Well, it was fuck Michael Machina to them. It was fuck my undefeated streak and everything that I have accomplished from the very moment that I stepped through the doors of this company a couple of months back when I was even given the opportunity. I have destroyed everyone who was in my way. I have beaten them no matter who it was, I won. I have always won in the end. And yet, this is what I am given? I lost the 24/7 Battle Royal. I made it to the final three, but in the end, it wasn’t enough for me to be able to get the victory because of the two men who decided to target me. And because of that, I’m not going to be given my opportunity at the championship? It’s being given to DRAKE ARMSTRONG?
Michael Machina: Seriously, Drake Armstrong? One of the men who I’d literally go on to defeat at the draft show in the fatal four way showcase match? What, just because he made it longer in the Battle Royal than me, even though he knows that if we were to have treated the final three of that match as an actual free for all like it should have been instead of two men double teaming me, I would have thrown his ass out? So he made it to the final two, and yet, he is the one being given the shot at the New Breed Championship because of that performance alone? It doesn’t make sense to me. You look at me, you see greatness. You see someone who is going to make it here. You look at Drake Armstrong… you see someone who can only be relevant by doing tricks on it.
(Michael takes his sunglasses off, looking directly into the camera.)
Michael Machina: I was cheated out of a shot at the New Breed Championship at Reckless Wiring. While I have earned the right to be able to call myself a number one contender to the title, Drake Armstrong was simply handed his shot. Hans Grayson, the champion himself, knows very well that if we were to stand in the same ring across from each other, that would be his final night as champion. I have beaten Drake Armstrong once before, I can beat him again, and again, and again. So why is it him getting the title shot? Why am I the one being pushed to the side? Tyrone said it himself; I deserved that shot at Reckless Wiring. I deserved to be the one facing Hans Grayson, and yet, here I am, having to sit here and say that I’m not the one being the challenger, without any answers.
Michael Machina: This is why I’m out here tonight. I’m here ready for some answers. And I’m not asking for answers, I’m demanding answers. I’m demanding to know as to why I’m not the one who is challenging Hans Grayson at Reckless Wiring, why Drake Armstrong was given the opportunity whereas I have been earning it each and every single time that I have stepped foot into that ring. You know what? I’m not going to leave until I get those answers. I’m not going to leave until I’m told why I am being screwed out of a title shot.
(The crowd would suddenly sound intrigued at the idea of Michael holding the show hostage until he was given answers. It’s clear that they don’t like him, but they like seeing someone who will stand up to the corporate management that Dynasty is now under, all the while Michael would continue to just stay seated in the chair that he set up, his leg crossed as his eyes would focus on the titantron, waiting for whoever it may be to come out and give him some answers to his questions.)
Jake Mercer: Guys, I understand that Michael isn’t very happy about what happened last week, but are we sure that this is the right thing to be doing right now?
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think we are to say, Jake.
Stew-O: Michael isn’t leaving, I think he is actually serious.
(The crowd starts letting their voices be heard favoring Michael.)
Michael Machina: Come on now. It would be a shame if your programming was put to a pause because you couldn’t give any valid answers to why you are screwing your own talents out of opportunities that they have earned.
(Then, much to the enjoyment of Michael Machina, Richard Grant would make his way out onto the stage. The boos immediately drowned him, but he tries his best to ignore them as he begins to make his way down the ramp with a microphone in hand, looking to make sense out of this current situation that Michael is making now.)
Stew-O: Well here’s Richard. If he was smart, he’d stay as far away as possible and say something of worth instead of wasting anymore time.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, he wouldn’t want to make Michael anymore upset than he already is.
(Richard would walk up the steps and step onto the apron, before getting into the ring. Michael continues to stay seated in the center of the ring, as Richard would step right up to him, he lifts the microphone up.)
Jake Mercer: Don’t think he took that first advice, Stew.
Richard Grant: Who do you think you are? What do you think you are doing right now? Trying to hold up the show that is giving you these opportunities in the first place? Who do you think you are to be doing any of this right now, AND without permission?!
Michael Machina: I want answers.
(Michael turned his attention right towards Richard, looking up at him with that menacing look. That look put near fear into Richard, as he immediately took a couple of steps back away from Michael, before trying to put on the same face of enforced power.)
Richard Grant: You don’t have the right to be demanding anything from any of us, you do know that, right? You are on a lower bar of power than the people who YOU should be answering to. It’s pathetic that you think you can just come out here, and try to hold the show hostage because you didn’t get your way last week. You didn’t earn anything! You didn’t earn the right to face Hans Grayson at Reckless Wiring, and being the flavor of the month isn’t going to get you as far as you think it will. One loss – which I’m sure will come sooner rather than later – and your path of destruction is over. Just like that, with a snap of a finger. You’re not a monster, and you’re not going to get your way by complaining on live television. In fact? You’re only making your cause worse.
Richard Grant: And with that being said, with your actions tonight as well as your attitude to the management’s choices, you might as well kiss your shot at the New Breed Championship ANYTIME soon goodbye, because you better start considering yourself at the back of the line now. You want to know the difference between yourself and Drake Armstrong? Well, here it is. Drake is humble. You’re not. You believe you deserve anything, that you should be handed opportunities on a silver platter. Drake earns them. So there is your answer that you wanted to hear so badly, now do me and everyone else a favor respectfully, and get out of my damn ring, before I decide that I have to call security just to personally get you out of here, and treat you like the heathen that you are, do you understand? Go on. Shoo. Get out of here!
(Michael would stand up from his chair, taking it and throwing it out of the ring. He looks around as the crowd starts booing once more, before he cracks his knuckles. That spooks Richard, as Michael then starts walking right towards him with anger. He is even more pissed off.)
Michael Machina: Wrong answer, Richard.
(Richard looks like he’s about to piss his pants now.)
Richard Grant: SECURITY!!! COME GET THIS MAN OUT OF HERE!!
Stew-O: :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: :lupe:
Jake Mercer: :lupe:
(Michael would look up towards the stage as Richard says this… but no one is coming out.)
Richard Grant: UHHH…. SECURITY!!! PLEASE COME OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!
(Still, no one is coming. Richard turns his head towards the stage, looking up at the titantron as the cameras fade over to the backstage area, where all of the security are seemingly being kept in place… by Tyrone Montgomery!)
Tyrone Montgomery: On second thought, guys? Don’t worry about it. I’m sure Richard has it handled like the strong enforcer of power that he is!
(The security all looks at each other, and nods their heads. They would all shrug, before walking off into the short distance.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Great!
(The camera then fades back to the ringside area, as Richard Grant looks utterly defeated, being rendered powerless after security had just been stopped from saving him from Michael Machina.)
Richard Grant: Michael, listen. We can work things out here —
Stew-O: MICHAEL!! HE JUST GRABBED A HOLD OF RICHARD BY THE NECK, AND HE THROWS HIM ACROSS THE RING!! RICHARD JUST GOT CHUCKED ACROSS THE RING, AS HE CRUMBLES TO THE MAT, TRYING TO SCRAMBLE BACK UP TO HIS FEET, BUT MICHAEL IS STALKING HIM DOWN! MICHAEL IS STALKING HIM DOWN AND THIS DOESN’T LOOK TOO GOOD FOR RICHARD HERE…
Flannery McCoy: ‘BULLET FROM HELL!!!!!!!’ MICHAEL JUST SPEARED RICHARD’S SHOES OFF OF HIS FEET AS HE GETS SPLIT RIGHT IN HALF, AND I DON’T THINK HE’S DONE, HE’S PICKING RICHARD BACK UP TO HIS FEET!!
Jake Mercer: HE GOES UP! AND HE GOES DOWN!! MICHAEL LAYS WASTE TO RICHARD GRANT WITH THE ‘.50 CAL!!!’ THE SIT OUT POWERBOMB, AND MICHAEL STANDS TALL AGAINST ONE OF DYNASTY’S MANAGEMENT!! WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESS HERE TONIGHT GUYS?!
(Richard Grant looks to be completely out of it, as Michael Machina looks down on him, and just laughs at it. The crowd looks to love every single second of these, cheering for Michael’s destruction, as he would then leave the ring, leaving Richard a heap as the camera would then fade elsewhere from there, the final image of Richard Grant being helpless in the middle of the ring; no one coming to his aid.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR… ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(‘The Only Thing They Fear is YOU’ from Mick Gordon plays to a mixed reaction from fans, some in the corner of Ryan, some in the corner of Theron, but regardless, that doesn’t affect Ryan’s focus heading into the match.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! Hailing out of Montréal, Québec, Canada, weighing in at 220 pounds…RYAN WILSON!!
Stew-O: Here comes Ryan Wilson, we saw him ringside for the main event last week, supporting Xander Payne, but tonight, we’ll see him as a competitor against Theron Nikolas.
Jake Mercer: Speaking of Xander Payne, he has another main event to prepare for, teaming up with Myles.
Flannery McCoy: Those two have their work cut out for him, facing Limmy and Bronson, but as does Ryan Wilson.
(“Show Me Your God” – The Amity Affliction blares throughout the arena to the same mixed reaction that Ryan Wilson was met with. Theron makes his way down to the ring, showing equal focus that Ryan did.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent! Hailing out of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 224 pounds…HE IS THE REAPER…THERON NIKOLAS!!
Stew-O: If Ryan does defeat Theron Nikolas, and Wildcards come out on top in the main event, that’d equal a good night for DOMINION.
Flannery McCoy: But it’s easier said than done, that’s the thing.
Stew-O: Theron Nikolas is no slouch, and proved that last season on Voltage. I have 100% confidence that he’ll prove it again this season on Dynasty.
(Both competitors stare one another down from opposing corners as the referee signals the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The bell has rung, and both competitors circle one another before engaging in a collar and elbow tie-up to start things off. Both men jockey for position, but Theron Nikolas manages to back Ryan Wilson into the corner, and keeps him pinned there. Meaning: the referee has to intervene with a five count. Hopefully, we get a clean break between the two.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Flannery McCoy: Thankfully, we do get a clean break as Theron Nikolas separates from Ryan Wilson, opting not to take a cheap shot. Perhaps Theron feels he doesn’t need to take a cheap shot, and simply wants to beat his opponent straight up.
Stew-O: Well, Ryan exits the corner, and the two circle each other for a second time. This time, Ryan gets the upper hand over Nikolas, wringing his arm, but Theron shifts the momentum with an arm wringer of his own on Ryan, gaining control over HIS wrist now. Theron yanks on Ryan’s arm a few times, maybe trying to pull it out of its socket.
Jake Mercer: Last thing Ryan would want is an injury this early into the season. But we witness some real graps by Theron Nikolas, who grounds Ryan with a fireman carry takedown. Theron gets on top of Ryan with a grounded side headlock, wrapping his legs around the previously worked on arm as well.
Flannery McCoy: Ryan escapes with a headscissors, and Theron moves into a front neck bridge. A reverse neck bridge by Theron rolld Ryan onto his belly, and allows Theron to escape the headscissors! Theron rolls his body over a prone Ryan’s, and grabs him in a grounded front facelock. Ryan rises to a knee, and twirls out of it, transitioning into a grounded hammerlock on Nikolas!
Jake Mercer: If you research, you’d find that this is called catch-as-catch-can wrestling.
Flannery McCoy: Thank you for the lesson, Jake. :wow:
Jake Mercer: Anytime!
Stew-O: Both Ryan and Theron have been evenly matched early on in terms of pure wrestling, but as the match continues, I’m sure that could change. Really, we’ve yet to see someone get that true upper hand over the other. Theron powers back to his feet, still trapped in that hammerlock, and tries to elbow his way out of it. He doesn’t break Ryan’s grip, but simply loosens it, allowing Theron to take advantage, and counter with a hammerlock of his own.
Flannery McCoy: Ryan builds momentum, running towards the ropes, and drops down, SENDING THERON TUMBLING OUT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE! Theron pounds the floor in frustration, possibly feeling he got embarrassed by Ryan Wilson there. Ryan taunts to the audience, and waits for Theron to re-enter the ring, which he quickly does. Theron marches to Ryan, and the two engage in a heated collar and elbow tie-up!
Jake Mercer: Getting sent out the ring like that seems to have amped Theron’s intensity a bit, and he backs Ryan Wilson into the corner. The referee intervenes with a five count!
Referee: ONE! TWO! TH-
Stew-O: THERON GOES FOR A RIGHT HOOK- BUT RYAN WILSON SAW IT COMING, AND DUCKED UNDERNEATH! THERON FINDS HIMSELF IN THE CORNER, AND GETS CAUGHT WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST! Ryan doesn’t stop there, and delivers ANOTHER knife edge chop across the chest!
Flannery McCoy: Theron is visibly feeling the effects, and Ryan grabs a handful of hair, directing Theron to the opposite corner, and slamming him FACE FIRST off the top turnbuckle! Theron staggers away from Ryan, but gets leaned up against the ropes for a KNIFE EDGE CHOP! That chop echoed throughout the arena, and Theron gets bounced off the ropes with an irish whip!
Stew-O: Ryan ducks down, perhaps signaling early for a back body drop! BUT THERON STOPS HIMSELF SHORT, AND CONNECTS WITH A DDT, PLANTING RYAN ON HIS HEAD! Wilson writhes in pain on the canvas, and remember what I said about an upper hand earlier, Theron might’ve just earned it for himself.
Jake Mercer: Theron doesn’t go for the cover after that DDT, and instead, pulls Ryan back to his feet for a right hand! Ryan goes down, but is immediately back to his feet, only to get dropped with another right hand! Again, Ryan is back to his feet, and gets dropped with a THIRD right hand! However, Ryan rushes back to his feet a fourth time, and Theron goes for another right hand! BUT RYAN BLOCKS IT, AND CONNECTS WITH A BARRAGE OF RIGHT HANDS HIMSELF!
Stew-O: Theron gets backed against ropes, but grabs Ryan by the neck, and switches places! RYAN GETS CHOPPED ACROSS THE CHEST BY THERON, AND IRISH WHIPPED OFF THE ROPES! Ryan counters, sending Nikolas toward the ropes instead! RYAN LEAPS IN THE AIR, AND TAKES THERON DOWN WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS, FIRING OFF WITH RIGHT HANDS TO THE SKULL!
Flannery McCoy: THERON PUSHES WILSON OFF, AND BOTH COMPETITORS TRY SCRAMBLING BACK TO THEIR FEET! BUT RYAN GETS TO HIS FIRST JUST A LITTLE BIT BEFORE NIKOLAS, AND SENDS HIM UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE! Theron rises to all fours, and uses the apron’s assistance to pull himself back to a vertical base. RYAN RUNS OFF THE ROPES FOR A BASEBALL SLIDE! BUT THERON SIDE STEPS!
Stew-O: RYAN SLIDES OUT UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE, AND LANDS ON HIS FEET! WILSON GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE ON NIKOLAS, BUT THERON DUCKS UNDERNEATH, AND COUNTERS WITH A SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! It’s bad enough to be hit with that move in the first place, but its worse to be hit with that move on the outside, given the thin padding. Ryan got dumped high on his neck and shoulders, and writhes in pain as a result.
Flannery McCoy: Theron rises to a seated position, shaking the cobwebs out of his head, but rolls back into the ring once hearing the referee get to a count of five. Theron stalks Ryan Wilson, who’s in a similar spot that Theron was previously, using the apron for assistance in pulling himself back up. BUT THERON RUNS OFF THE ROPES FOR A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK ON RYAN, WHICH CONNECTS! KNOCKING HIS OPPONENT DOWN!
Stew-O: Theron has Ryan right where he wants him, and exits the ring, pulling Ryan up to his feet, and slamming him FACE FIRST off the apron! Ryan is stunned, and gets rolled back inside the ring. Wilson scoots back into the corner, and pulls himself up using the ropes. Theron closes the distance between the two, and lands a kick to the midsection!
Jake Mercer: Theron follows that up with a pair of forearms! Ryan gets whipped to the opposite corner HARD by Theron! Ryan came in with so much force and momentum, he collapsed to all fours off impact, favoring his back!
Stew-O: Theron lands a BOOT to the side of Ryan’s skull, collapsing him down prone! Theron lifts Ryan back to his feet, and Wilson gets caught with a right hand! Ryan staggers to the corner, BUT CATCHES THERON WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP AS HE CLOSED IN! Right hand by Ryan Wilson follows it up, then another knife edge chop! Forearm by Ryan, then another knife edge chop!
Flannery McCoy: Theron is stunned in the center of the ring, and Ryan goes for an uncharacteristic hurricanrana! BUT THERON COUNTERS WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB, HOLDING IT FOR A COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRR-
Stew-O: SHOULDER UP! Ryan got the shoulder up, but Theron almost pulled a fast one over him. Ryan rises to a seated position, but gets grabbed by Theron Nikolas for a rear chinlock, looking to wear his opponent down! Theron wrenches on the hold, but Ryan powers up to a knee, trying to fight his way out of it, but Ryan starts to lose consciousness as Theron Nikolas tightens the hold. Ryan gets wrestled back down to a seated position.
Flannery McCoy: It seems like the fight in Ryan Wilson may be getting extinguis- NO! Ryan starts feeding off the fans’ energy, and powers back to his feet! Ryan elbows his way out of the hold, effectively breaking Theron’s grip, and runs off the ropes! BUT RYAN REBOUNDS INTO A RUNNING BACK ELBOW! Just like that, Theron brings Ryan’s momentum to a screeching halt.
Jake Mercer: Theron lifts Ryan back to his feet, and bounces him FACE FIRST off the top turnbuckle! Ryan gets sent to the opposing corner with an irish whip, and Theron charges in! RYAN SENDS THERON UP AND OVER HIS SHOULDER, BUT THERON CATCHES HIMSELF ON THE APRON! Ryan spins around, AND GETS CAUGHT WITH A HOTSHOT, GETTING DROPPED THROAT FIRST ACROSS THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: Ryan goes down, and gasps for air, struggling to breath after that maneuver done by Theron, who climbs to the top turnbuckle! Theron is urging, encouraging for Ryan Wilson to get back to his feet. Ryan slowly does, but has his back turned toward Nikolas. He’s not gonna like what he sees when turning around… THERON FLIES OFF WITH A CROSSBODY!
Flannery McCoy: BUT RYAN! Ryan simply walked away, leaving no water in the pool for Theron Nikolas, who pops up to all fours, clutching at his ribs. RYAN CHARGES IN WITH AN OKLAHOMA ROLL!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHH-
Flannery McCoy: NO! BOTH COMPETITORS SCRAMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET, AND THERON DROPS RYAN WITH A BIG BOOT! COVER IS MADE!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: Ryan kicks out earlier this time! Theron hooks both arms of Wilson, and pulls him back to his feet for a dragon suplex- BUT RYAN COUNTERS WITH A VICTORY ROLL!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHH-
Stew-O: KICKOUT! BOTH COMPETITORS RUSH BACK TO THEIR FEET, AND THERON CHARGES IN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Theron has done a good job at maintaining control over this contest, and looks to keep it that way, digging his knee in between Ryan’s shoulder blades, and pulling back for a rear chinlock! If there’s one way to keep your opponent’s momentum controlled, it’s this.
Flannery McCoy: Theron is attempting to wear Ryan down, but Ryan powers back to his feet, and breaks Theron’s grip with shots to the body! Big forearm strikes back Theron up against the ropes for an irish whip! Theron counters, sending Ryan to the ropes instead! THERON GOES FOR A BACK ELBOW, BUT RYAN DUCKS UNDERNEATH! THERON DUCKS DOWN FOR A BACK BODY DROP AS RYAN COMES REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES AGAIN!
Stew-O: BUT RYAN COUNTERS WITH A PENALTY KICK TO THE CHEST! Theron staggers to the corner, and Ryan quickly catches up, irish whipping Theron to the opposite corner! But Theron counters, sending Ryan instead! THERON CHARGES IN- BUT RUNS RIGHT INTO A BACK ELBOW! RYAN HOOKS THERON UP FOR A SNAP SUPLEX INTO THE CORNER, BUT THERON SHIFTS THE MOMENTUM, LIFTING UP FOR A SUPLEX INSTEAD!
Jake Mercer: RYAN FLOATS OVER NIKOLAS, AND ROLLS HIM UP FOR AN O’CONNOR ROLL!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: THERON KICKS OUT, AND RYAN WILSON ALMOST GETS SENT FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, BUT STOPS HIMSELF LAST MINUTE! RYAN SPINS AROUND, AND CHARGES TOWARD THERON, WHO HAS RISEN UP TO A KNEE! BUT WAS PLAYING POSSUM, AS HE CAUGHT RYAN WITH A DEVASTATING SPEAR! THERON HOOKS THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: KICKOUT! RYAN MANAGED TO KICKOUT! Theron seems a little annoyed, but won’t get overly frustrated, lifting Ryan up in a front facelock, and backing him into the corner! Theron lifts Ryan to the top turnbuckle, and Theron stuns Ryan with a forearm! Theron climbs to the middle rope, BUT RYAN STARTS TO FIGHT BACK WITH RIGHT HANDS, AND FINALLY KNOCKS THERON OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE WITH A HEADBUTT!
Flannery McCoy: THERON GOES CRASHING DOWN TO THE CANVAS, AND RYAN PERCHES HIMSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE FOR A FROG SPLASH! Ryan’s ribs are hurting after that one, but he pulls Theron up, and goes to plant him with the Mic Drop! BUT THERON TWIRLS OUT OF IT, AND GOES FOR CARPE DIEM!
Stew-O: RYAN CATCHES HIM MID SPIN, AND LIFTS HIM UP FOR LA BOMBE BLEU! BUT THERON CATCHES RYAN WITH A SHOT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES, FORCING RYAN TO LET HIM DOWN, AND THERON RUNS OFF THE ROPES FOR CARPE DIEM! SPINNING BACK ELBOW! RYAN GOES DOWN, AND THE LEG IS HOOKED!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERES YOUR WINNER… THERON NIKOLAS!
(“Show Me Your God” by The Amity Affliction plays, and Theron rises off Wilson before getting his hand raised in victory by the ref.)
Stew-O: Big win for Theron Nikolas, especially early on in this season.
Jake Mercer: Right now, it’s all about building momentum, and building momentum is what Theron is doing!
Flannery McCoy: Hopefully, he can take this momentum, and carry into the weeks going forward.
Stew-O: But let’s not brush over Ryan Wilson, he most certainly brought the fight to Theron, who tried halting his momentum at points, but Ryan refused to let that happen for long, always finding ways to battle back, showing his resilience as a competitor.
Flannery McCoy: In the end, it just boiled down to one quick move by Theron.
(The crowd reaction spikes as Xander Payne appears over Theron Nikolas’ shoulder, who is still celebrating, unbeknownst that the Hall of Famer is right behind him.)
Stew-O: THERON! YOU MIGHT WANT TO TURN AROUND!
Flannery McCoy: NO, THERON NEEDS TO SIMPLY GET OUTTA THERE, BECAUSE XANDER PAYNE HAS MADE HIS WAY OUT!
Stew-O: THERON GETS SPUN AROUND, AND SENT TOWARDS THE ROPES FOR LAST SEDATION! THE POP-UP POWERBOMB!
Flannery McCoy: THAT IS LIGHTS OUT FOR THERON, OR ANY COMPETITOR! XANDER JUST PLANTED HIM, ENACTING SOME MEASURE OF REVENGE FOR HIS PARTNER, RYAN WILSON!
Stew-O: BUT WILL XANDER LIVE TO REGRET IT AS THERON WILL NOT TAKE THIS LYING DOWN! MATTER OF FACT, HE COULDVE JUST MADE HIMSELF A SITTING DUCK FOR THE MAIN EVENT TONIGHT!
(Xander Payne stands over Theron Nikolas, who lies motionless on the canvas, and the camera fades elsewhere as ‘It Follows’ plays, and Ryan Wilson begins to stir, realizing what Xander has done.)
( Returning from a commercial break, Partition by Beyoncé hits the speakers and the SNHU Arena breaks into a thunderous, albeit mixed, reaction. What a night of action it has been so far and with the emergence of “The Mauler” Kassidy Heart, Universal Women’s Championship and all, it promises to only get more exciting. Kassidy steps out onto the stage, dazzling as ever, hoisting championship high into the air which earns a more positive response from tonight’s attending crowd! The Australian’s lips illustrate into a plump smirk, as she begins to make her way down the ramp, cameras cut over to the commentary table. )
Stew-O: Friday Night Dynasty is back, and for a second week in a row, Kassidy Heart is coming out presumably to speak her mind on all things women’s division! At Pain for Pride, we saw her edge out Dr. Bethany Blue in a hard-fought contest, in a Glass Wallz match no less! Now with the winds of change rolling through, a new season is upon us. Last week, Kassidy laid out an open challenge for anybody to take their shot, but nobody seemed to be interested in taking up the Grand Rampage winner on her offer! Jake, Flannery, what do you think?
Jake Mercer: I think Kassidy’s become a little too accustomed to making her way down to this ring to harp over the same points — but that’s more than fine with me! We’re in the presence of greatness and I can always make time for “The Mad King.” She’s been on quite the roll in the last couple of months as you pointed out, Stew-O. But that seems to be working against her, nobody wants to go toe-to-toe with Kassidy Heart, we saw that point proven last week!
Flannery McCoy: The two of you are getting a little embellished in regards to what Kassidy had to say last week. The way I read it? It was less so an open invitation, more so a warning. There’s plenty of women — across the three brands mind you, who are more than willing to fight for the Universal Women’s Championship. But last week, Kassidy set the mark. She’s confident in being a fighting champion, and who can blame her after the accolades she’s collected? Be that throughout her entire career, or in the last six-or-so months alone?
( Kassidy saunters up the steel steps and slips into the ring. From there, she hops onto the turnbuckle and rocks hips side-to-side as she holds up her Universal Women’s Championship, the biggest prize in women’s wrestling! The New Hampshire crowd emitted a cheer for Kassidy’s actions as she then returned to the canvas, slipping her gold onto her shoulder. From here she gestures for a microphone from a ringside attendant, and the sound within the SNHU Arena gradually dies down. Raising the microphone to her lips, Kassidy Heart begins to speak. )
Kassidy Heart: It has been twenty days since I captured the Universal Women’s Championship for the second time in my career. Twenty days since Dr. Bethany Blue and I tore it up in perhaps the greatest women’s match that Pain for Pride has ever seen — inside of Glass Wallz no less. The truth of the matter? I figured that it’d be more exciting. Once the elation subsided, once the headlines and fanfare meandered elsewhere, I knew that it’d be back to business as usual. Continuing to curate my legacy as the best of all time. Continuing to watch the rest of the women in this business try to step onto my level. Last week, I strolled out here and I set the bar. I set the precedent, I encouraged any-and-all comers to make their voices heard and show me that they’re willing to die for this Universal Women’s Championship, just as I am.
Kassidy Heart: However, in an interesting twist, nobody seems to want it. Be that seasoned veterans of the division, or young starlets hopeful of testing their luck. I set the bar low. I said that I’d fight anybody, even somebody coming in off of the street. Any stipulation, any time. What is important to me is showcasing that I am the best, doubling down on that fact. This is something that I know, and I take no issue in evidencing it to everybody else in this promotion. So I took the time to listen. Listening through Dynasty, through Showdown and Voltage, eagerly waiting to see who’d find a stroke of confidence, delving into their risk-taking side, to step up to the plate and proclaim they want some one-on-one time with the one of the women’s division.
Kassidy Heart: Nothing of substance came to the surface. Sure, an odd mention here-and-there. But nothing that caught my attention or gave me something to sink my teeth into. And it’s funny, because this is a new season, opportunity hangs in the air — yet everybody is too afraid to take this challenge by the reins and step into the ring with me. Even when Empress of Elite is still in play and even when a woman holds the Cash in the Vault briefcase. I didn’t ask to be treated like royalty. I didn’t push out objectives or expectations that my challengers have to meet. Realistically I could march backstage, ask for anybody across all three brands and my prayers would be answered within seconds. But I wanted to put out an opportunity for somebody to start their season off with a bang, and every single member of the women’s division failed.
Kassidy Heart: So we’re going to try again. Because I’m not going to half-ass the work I’m going to put in with this Universal Women’s Championship. I care about this business, nothing is more important to me than adding to my well-established, near-unrivalled legacy. And if that means elevating somebody to my level for one night, giving them the spotlight however fleeting it is, then that is a sacrifice which I am willing to make. As critical as I can be of Bethany, at least she had guts. At least she had fire. She took charge of her destiny, and while I do stand here with the Universal Women’s Championship, she proved herself worthy of my time. Am I really to believe I’m so feared? Such an impossible puzzle to overcome? That nobody in the back —
( Brooklyn The Hole by Miku Sakai screams through the speaker system, stopping Kassidy in her path and meaning that, of course, Miku Sakai is here on Dynasty! It doesn’t take too long for the crowd to catch on to this, with boos and jeers ringing throughout the arena. It’d appear that Christmas has come early for Kassidy — she laid down the challenge and it has been answered in the form of a former Specialists and Unified Tag Team Champion! It’s back to commentary we go as Stew-O, Jake Mercer and Flannery McCoy take us through this interruption. )
Stew-O: Kassidy Heart’s lips have curled into a curious smile, because she knows just as well as the three of us do, where this is probably going to go! She laid out the challenge, she opened the door for anybody — regardless of how their season is going, what they were doing at Pain for Pride or how new-or-old they are to this business, to step up to the plate! She’s caught herself quite a whale considering how talented Miku Sakai really is! As Miku makes her way down to the ring, we have to pose the question. Could we see Miku Sakai be the first challenger of Kassidy Heart’s reign with the Universal Women’s Championship?
Flannery McCoy: That could, and perhaps will, be the case here Stew-O! And Miku Sakau can hold her own, as we’ve seen many times since her return to Elite Answers Wrestling. Of course, at Pain for Pride she failed in her mission to capture the Cash in the Vault. But she has had some big wins in the last couple of months, including beating the now Hardcore Champion in TLA! Miku is someone very used to the more violent side of professional wrestling, as is Kassidy Heart, which she happily demonstrated for us inside of Glass Wallz against Dr. Bethany Blue!
Jake Mercer: It doesn’t shock me that someone like Miku Sakai, who has no regard for their well-being, would answer Kassidy’s call. With Reckless Wiring around the corner, we can only assume that these two women will be fighting in some messed-up stipulation, that is if they don’t opt to rush things and make this official for Midsummer Massacre! But maybe we’re all getting ahead of ourselves, Miku could be out here to congratulate Kassidy on her victory at Pain for Pride and this could go nowhere — though the chances of that happening are very slim.
( After dancing around at ringside and loitering a little longer than necessary, Miku rolls into the ring and she too gestures for a microphone from the ringside attendant. Miku takes her place opposing Kassidy Heart, looking her down-and-up. Her entrance music has stopped, and Miku just tilts her head with a thoughtful expression drawing on her face. Kassidy looks a little concerned, not for her own safety but for Miku, who perhaps should have said something at this point. But, just as Kassidy raises the microphone to her lips, Miku beats her to the punch. )
Miku Sakai: You are welcome.
( The audience mutters amongst themselves, unsure what to make of Miku’s words. Kassidy’s brow cocks, a pout drawing on her lips. Everybody situated in the SNHU Arena seems a touch confused at Miku’s antics — that is until she elaborates further after a couple of seconds pass. )
Miku Sakai: Thank you. That is what you were going to say, wasn’t it? Thank you Miku, for saving me from such embarrassment. Thank you Miku, for rising to the occasion. For sparing me from being a champion of the world — who nobody is even interested in facing. I believe that is where you were going with it. So you are welcome, Kassidy. Because when the Universal Women’s Championship is in the balance, it will not be Miku Sakai stepping into the ring with “The Mauler” Kassidy Heart. But Kassidy Heart stepping into the ring with Miku Sakai. You are a strong competitor, a strong woman in every sense of the word. But you are not unbeatable.
Miku Sakai: I know what it is like to be in the situation you were in at Pain for Pride. I know what it is like to do extreme, vile things to other human beings just to get a step ahead — if you don’t believe me you can ask the woman you faced inside of Glass Wallz for validation. Maybe we are two peas in the same pod, separated at birth — I obviously got the good genes, but you didn’t turn out half bad even if you’re not comparable to me. What is the point that I am making? Well, in one month from now, Reckless Wiring is happening, and with that show comes some of the wildest stipulations that this promotion sees. With it comes violence, gore, shock. With it comes an opportunity to steal the headlines. To not beat another person up for a love of the sport, but to see their face and the canvas below stained in the colour of deep crimson.
Miku Sakai: At Pain for Pride, I didn’t get to do that. Too many people. Idiots getting in my way and ensuring that I couldn’t climb the ladder and capture the Cash in the Vault briefcase. Maybe it falls on me for not doing better, but you said it yourself. The leaf turns over. A new chapter is written and now we have opportunities to keep the past in the past and concentrate on what’s ahead and doing better. I want to compete at Reckless Wiring. I want to be involved in crazy stipulations but I do not want five other people denying me and my right to fully take advantage of the weapons and scenarios that can be created in high-octane, high-risk stipulations.
Miku Sakai: Fighting against someone like you and the quality that you have, fighting for the Universal Women’s Championship and fighting in a stipulation which comes hand-in-hand with violence, I want that. I like that, it’s suited to me and I like my chances of beating you. I can go all out, just as I did as one-half of IDOL-GUN. I can kick this season off with a bang, and show Saturday Night Showdown and show everybody in this stupid company who the best wrestler alive is, and no, it isn’t you, but me. I can use that to my advantage, and while the rest of the women in Elite Answers Wrestling may be fearful of you, I am not. I relish the prospect of beating some sense into you, and when all is said and done, you’ll thank me for doing so.
Kassidy Heart: When I heard your music hit through the speakers, I knew that we’d get to this point. But I’ll get onto that in a moment. Let me start off by saying that I’ll see you at Reckless Wiring. I’m a woman of my word, I said that I would face the first person who dared to step up to me, and for better or for worse that so happened to be you, Miku. I want a career-defining run. I want to eclipse the things that I achieved with the Answers World Championship, and I’ll do so starting with you. We’ll see each other in this ring in Glasgow, Scotland in August.
Kassidy Heart: But what did I mean about knowing we would get to this point — it’s the fake confidence and the arrogance. It’s speaking as if you’re on my level, when you’re the one with something to prove and you’re the one who should be thanking me. You pointed out yourself that you failed at Pain for Pride when it came to win Cash in the Vault. You don’t allow yourself the room to grow, Miku. Regardless of your failures, such as failing to beat Hikari Kanno, such as failing to win at Pain for Pride, you act like you’re the best in the room, when it isn’t true.
Kassidy Heart: And I understand entirely why you would fall under a false sense of security that fighting me at Reckless Wiring evens the playing field. Because the stipulation is voted upon, we’d have the same amount of time to prepare. Because when things are inevitably heightened by the stipulation in question and violence comes into the equation, not many women can hold a candle to Miku Sakai. But me? I’m above you. I don’t need to get into the logistics behind that, because it’s well-established. It’s a fact, this Universal Women’s Championship on my shoulder tells the world I am the one to beat, and a win over Usagi Senshi on your end, while impressive, doesn’t balance the scales. You still have so much to prove to me.
( Kassidy Heart and Miku Sakai step closer to one another. The atmosphere inside of the SNHU Arena is electric! This staredown draws loud cheers from the fans, who know they’re in for a treat when two of the more ruthless and violent female elitists meet at Reckless Wiring! Miku Sakai is the first to back away, she got what she came here for and she moves past Kassidy while the Australian watches — only for Miku to turn and throw a forearm in her direction! )
Stew-O: Miku tried to sneak attack Kassidy, but Kassidy caught it! “The Mauler” has been wary of Miku the moment she came out here to challenge her for the Universal Women’s Championship and that alertness has paid off!
Jake Mercer: Or has it? While Kassidy was able to deflect the arm, a kick to the stomach connects and then Miku strikes with a jumping snapmare, taking Kassidy down to the canvas! That once bright atmosphere has been replaced with boos, Miku was too quick and while her first strike at Kassidy was defended well, the second hit, allowing Miku to take advantage!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy gets back to her feet, but she’s feeling the aftereffects of being taken down with that jumping snapmare. It allows Miku to lace an arm under Kassidy’s neck, jumping high and floating over — Death Note! Asai DDT hits like a peach, Kassidy lands hard and Miku Sakai props back to her feet, looking down on the woman who we now know she’ll be facing at Reckless Wiring for the Universal Women’s Championship!
Stew-O: Kassidy is sluggish on the mat — still conscious, but not in a good way. Miku strolls over to the Universal Women’s Championship which had been dropped in the process of the scuffle between the two women. She smirks, then gingerly rolls out of the ring and begins walking up the entrance ramp, eyes glued to Kassidy who is coming to her senses!
( We begin to fade out with Miku Sakai hyping herself up and dancing on the entrance ramp as cameras cut to the ring, where Kassidy has come to her senses and is leaned up against the ropes, looking out at Miku with fury crossing her features. From here, we transition elsewhere into the next portion of Friday Night Dynasty! Don’t go anywhere! )
(Dynasty returns from break and cuts down to the commentary booth. Joining Stew-O, Flannery, and Jake is none other than Jamie Cross from Sunday Night Voltage. She’s shown putting on the headset and greeting the fans sitting behind them. As this happens, “They Call Me a God” by NEFFEX begins to blast across the PA system, sending the Dynasty fans into a frenzy.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… FROM CALABASAS, CALIFORNIA… WEIGHING IN AT 140 POUNDS… SHE IS ‘THE RED QUEEN’ MS. EXTREME!!!!
(Ms. Extreme steps onto the stage and taunts the crowd before making her way down to the ring.)
Stew-O: I know a lot of people are going to have their eyes on this match tonight, including our special guest commentator. Welcome back to Dynasty, Jamie!
Jamie Cross: Thank you! It feels good to be back home and this match is lit. Ms. Extreme is one of the very best in the industry today and Milli’s talent goes without saying. I’ve been waiting all week to see this match and I know it won’t be disappointing. We are in for a treat tonight!
Flannery McCoy: I think you’re spot on with that, Jamie. Ms. Extreme is coming into this match focused and determined, despite what happened with Rory Slate earlier tonight. I’m sure that will be a situation that gets settled soon, but right now, Ms. Extreme looks to kick off her Season 17 campaign with a win.
(With Ms. Extreme in the ring, her music fades away and is soon replaced with her opponent’s. “Changed It” by Nicki Minaj featuring Lil Wayne begins to play and once again, the fans react with a barrage of cheers.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT! FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK… WEIGHING IN AT 135 POUNDS… SHE IS THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… ‘THE SUPERNOVA’ MILLI BANKS!!!!
(Milli struts out on the stage, Specialists Championship wrapped securely around her waist. She taunts the crowd like only she can and begins to make her way down to the ring.)
Jake Mercer: COMING IN HOT! BIG BALLER MILLS! :blessed:! I have it on good authority that Milli Banks spent the week preparing for this match by climbing Mount Everest and doing so in world record time.
Flannery McCoy: Something tells me that’s not true, but you know Milli has to be amped up tonight. This is one of her biggest matches to date and Ms. Extreme is as tough as they come.
Jamie Cross: :whew: She’s a dream opponent of mine, that’s for sure.
(Milli is inside the ring now and she unstraps her championship. Turning towards the commentary table, she holds it up for Jamie’s benefit and this action isn’t lost on anyone.)
Stew-O: Milli is giving you a good look at that Specialists Championship, Jamie, and as we found out right as we were coming back from break, your title match against Milli will take place on August 19th at Bloodsport!
Jamie Cross: :lupe:! I know! I’m excited but also a little nervous! Who knows what kind of insane stipulation we’ll have?
(With Milli’s music faded out, the referee hands the Specialists Championship to the timekeeper and calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: THERE GOES THE BELL AND THERE GOES MILLI BANKS!
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME IS NAILED WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT OFF THE BAT!!! Milli kips up to her feet and sprints towards Ms. Extreme, who’s trying to get to her feet, and she clotheslines her right over the top rope! Ms. Extreme hits the ground, and I’m sure she did not expect Milli to attack right as the bell rang!
Jamie Cross: :lupe: I suppose she’s trying to send a message to me?
Flannery McCoy: Milli is on the apron now and she takes down Ms. Extreme with a double ax-handle! We’ve certainly seen Milli grow into a very fierce competitor and when it comes to big matches with big-time opponents, she certainly wants to make her mark. Ms. Extreme is being absolutely pummeled with those boots to the back.
Jake Mercer: Ms. Extreme is fighting to get back to her feet, but Milli sends her sprawling with a nasty kick to the back of the head. Ms. Extreme’s concussion history is well documented and it’s clear that the Specialists Champion isn’t here to play around. Ms. Extreme might be the biggest name she’s ever been in the ring with here in EAW, and Milli knows what an incredible opportunity she has here tonight to get her biggest win.
Jamie Cross: :wow: This reminds me of when Spider-Man took down both Bucky and Falcon. He was the newer guy but still had it in him to take down some pretty big threats. Milli’s doing really good right now!
Stew-O: Milli’s got Ms. Extreme up and she just sent her crashing into the ring steps with a snap suplex! The referee’s had enough and he’s started the count, but Milli quickly breaks that up by rolling into the ring. She’s back to the outside but Ms. Extreme just greeted her with a punch to the gut. Milli’s not amused and she slams her forearm into Ms. Extreme’s face. Ms. Extreme looks for a right hand, but Milli blocks it, takes Ms. Extreme by the wrist, and sends her into the LED ringpost!
Flannery McCoy: NOPE! Ms. Extreme plants her feet and absolutely destroys Milli with a short-arm clothesline! Ms. Extreme is NOT at all happy with how this match has started, and she just kicked Milli right in the ribs! Ms. Extreme snatches Milli up and sends her crashing into the barricades!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme takes a moment to allow Milli to gather herself and she rushes forward! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE JAW! THAT MIGHT HAVE KNOCKED MILLI OUT!!! Ms. Extreme is dragging Milli towards the ring and with both women back inside, Ms. Extreme goes for the first cover of the match!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jamie Cross: :notbad: Not surprised to see Milli get her shoulder up. I mean, she obviously came out here tonight looking to impress everyone. It’s going to take a lot more than a knee to the face to keep her down and out.
Jake Mercer: Seems as if Ms. Extreme would agree with you there because she’s on top of Milli, throwing hands! There’s a lot of aggression on display right now and Ms. Extreme is absolutely beating the hell out of Milli Banks. I guess Ms. Extreme took Milli’s quick start to the match personally, kinda like I take every appearance by Bronson Daniels personally :francis:. That guy sucks.
Jamie Cross: :mjlol:
Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme gets Milli up and whips her into the corner. Milli immediately grabs at her lower back but Ms. Extreme with a running boot to the face! She drives her shoulder into Milli’s stomach and sends her flying across the ring with an Irish whip. Another running boot to the face keeps Milli cornered, and Ms. Extreme grabs the ropes and uses her foot to choke Milli!
Stew-O: The referee begins to administer the five count but we know Ms. Extreme isn’t going to let this match end with a disqualification. She wants to start the in-ring portion of her season off with a decisive victory and that’s why she’s dragging Milli out of the corner. Milli eats several forearm shots to the face and Ms. Extreme plants the champ in the middle of the ring with a beautiful Northern Lights Suplex. Ms. Extreme rolls over Milli, grabs her by the legs, and transitions into a beautiful Boston Crab!
Jake Mercer: Milli isn’t deterred! She’s grabbing for Ms. Extreme’s surgically repaired ankle!
Stew-O: At Pain for Pride XV, Ms. Extreme suffered a severely broken ankle in her match against Chris Elite, which took her out of action for the first six months of Season XVI. Milli’s managed to flip the script, breaking the Boston Crab, and she’s looking to gain the advantage with an ankle lock! Ms. Extreme is able to kick her back, but Milli pounces!
Flannery McCoy: She’s throwing forearm after forearm to Ms. Extreme, getting a little revenge from earlier! Ms. Extreme is able to fight her off, and both women are tussling around inside the ring! It’s Ms. Extreme who ends up on top and she pulls Milli up! Milli tries to shove her away, but Ms. Extreme catches her with a right hand before transitioning into a side headlock! Milli elbows Ms. Extreme in the stomach until she releases the hold and shoves her into the ropes! Milli attempts to roll Ms. Extreme up from behind, but Ms. Extreme rolls through, quickly gets up, and runs the ropes!
Jake Mercer: Milli is able to duck a clothesline right in the nick of time, but Ms. Extreme catches her on the rebound! Milli hits the mat but she’s up quickly.. JUST TO GET TAKEN DOWN BY AN ARM DRAG!
Stew-O: Milli rolls towards the corner, but Ms. Extreme grabs her by the hair and grounds her with a sleeper hold! Milli grabs at Ms. Extreme’s arms, allowing herself to get her feet under her, and she forces herself into a standing position. Ms. Extreme still has control of the sleeper, but Milli drives her back first into the turnbuckles! That breaks the sleeper and Milli follows up with a back elbow to the jaw! She whirls around, hitting Ms. Extreme with a forearm shot! A brutal looking upper-cut follows that snaps Ms. Extreme’s head back and Milli leaps up… sending Ms. Extreme across the ring with a monkey flip!
Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme is holding onto her lower back now and Milli is quick to attack. Several stomps keep Ms. Extreme grounded and so does a well placed knee to the kidney area. Mill looks to target the ankle again, which is smart strategy on her part, but Ms. Extreme grabs for the ropes and pulls herself onto the apron of the ring.
Jamie Cross: In the spirit of sportsmanship, Milli steps back to allow Ms. Extreme some space, but that might not be the right thing to do when it comes to a competitor of her caliber. I’m not doubting Milli or anything. I mean she is the Specialists Champion, but I think I would stay on Ms. Extreme :lupe:.
Jake Mercer: Sounds like you’re doubting your future opponent :umad:!
Jamie Cross: No! I just know if the Avengers had allowed Thanos time to recover they never would have beaten him!
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme uses the ropes to pull herself up and she manages to dart through the ropes and catch and oncoming Milli with a shoulder thrust. That backs Milli up, and allows Ms. Extreme a chance to get back in the ring. She clubs Milli in the back of the head and punches her in the stomach. A knee to the face follows and Milli is sent crashing into the turnbuckles! A running knee to the back forces Milli to her knees and Ms. Extreme smashes her in the back with her foot! Milli’s face is forced against the turnbuckles and Ms. Extreme begins to stomp her head! Milli takes one… two… three… FOUR… FIVE… SIX SHOTS TO THE BACK OF HER SKULL and Ms. Extreme drags her out of the corner and goes for the cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Milli kicks out!
Jake Mercer: Ms. Extreme drags the Specialists Champ into a sitting position and she begins to tee off! Shoot style kicks connect with Milli’s chest before a final kick hits her in the temple! Big Millz is down and Ms. Extreme is heading to the top!
Jamie Cross: Like Captain Marvel, Ms. Extreme is going to take to the skies!
Stew-O: SHOOTING STAR SENTON!!!
Flannery McCoy: MILLI BANKS GETS THE KNEES UP!!!
Jamie Cross: Oh. Ouchies.
Jake Mercer: MS. EXTREME IS WITHERING IN PAIN KNOWING HER HIGH RISK MOVE DID NOT PAY OFF! MILLI ROLLS ON TOP OF HER AND HOOKS THE LEGS FOR A COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME MANAGES TO KICK OUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND MILLI SEEMS TO HAVE GOTTEN A SECOND WIND! SHE’S QUICKLY UP TO HER FEET AND MOTIONING FOR MS. EXTREME TO GET UP TOO! MS. EXTREME IS ON ALL FOURS NOW AND SHE’S HOLDING HER BACK! MILLI STOMPS HER IN THE KIDNEY AREA BUT MS. EXTREME FORCES HERSELF TO STAND! MILLI SPRINTS TOWARDS THE ROPES AND JUMPS IN THE AIR!
Jake Mercer: ‘FORECLOSURE’!!! THE SPRINGBOARD BACKFLIP INTO A DDT!!! MS. EXTREME’S HEAD IS SPIKED RIGHT INTO THE MAT! IS MILLI BANKS ABOUT TO PICK UP A WIN OVER A FORMER UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION???
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: NOT YET! MS. EXTREME ROLLS HER SHOULDER UP AND MILLI JUST SHAKES HER HEAD! I THINK SHE THOUGHT SHE HAD THE WIN BUT MS. EXTREME IS AS TOUGH AS THEY COME! MILLI STAYS ON TOP OF HER OPPONENT AND STARTS PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE!
Jamie Cross: :lupe: I may have compared the wrong person to Captain Marvel after seeing that! This is like when she nearly took down Thanos all on her own!
Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME ATTEMPTS TO FEND HER OFF, BUT MILLI IS SLAMMING THE BACK OF HER OPPONENT’S HEAD INTO THE MAT! MS. EXTREME IS RIPPED OFF THE MAT AND THROWN INTO THE ROPES! A NASTY ELBOW TAKES HER DOWN AND MILLI WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP RIGHT TO THE GUT!
Jake Mercer: MILLI RUNS THE ROPES, LEAPS UP, AND THERE’S AN IMPRESSIVE AS HELL SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT FROM THE FORMER GYMNAST! SHE LANDS ON TOP OF MS. EXTREME AND HOOKS THE LEGS!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jamie Cross: :lupe:!!! THAT STILL WASN’T ENOUGH! Ms. Extreme’s hair reminds me of the Scarlet Witch, and after kicking out of that she’s clearly powerful too!
Stew-O: MILLI DOESN’T WASTE ANY TIME IN GRABBING MS. EXTREME AND WHIPPING HER INTO THE CORNER! SHE GETS A RUNNING START AND SLAMS INTO MS. EXTREME WITH A RUNNING SINGLE LEG HIGH KNEE! THE CHAMP CALLS THAT ‘NO FAKE BILLS HERE’ AND SHE GRABS MS. EXTREME BY THE HAIR, RUNS TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND PUTS HER DOWN WITH A BULLDOG!
Flannery McCoy: MILLI BANKS IS NOW CALLING FOR THE FINISH! SHE RUSHES TO THE ROPES AND CLIMBS TO THE TOP! GO BIG OR GO HOME FOR MILLI AND SHE THROWS HERSELF IN THE AIR!
Jamie Cross: WHOA! THAT’S A GORGEOUS CORKSCREW SHOOTING STAR PRESS!
Jake Mercer: BUT ‘MILLI-ON-AIR’ DOES NOT CONNECT! MS. EXTREME MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND MILLI BANKS MIGHT BE HURT!
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: Milli does appear to be in a lot of pain but Ms. Extreme isn’t really able to capitalize at the moment. She’s rolled to the corner and is sitting up, trying to get her bearings. This match has been intense since the opening bell and it’s obvious that both of these tenacious competitors want to leave Dynasty with a victory.
Stew-O: Ms. Extreme is able to put a stop to Milli’s attempt to stand and she’s stomping away on Milli’s back. Milli is reaching for the ropes but Ms. Extreme kicks her hand away and flips Milli onto her back. Ms. Extreme reaches down and hoists Milli up… ‘RED QUEEN’S RAMPAGE’! MS. EXTREME WITH MULTIPLE KNOCKOUT SLAMS! SHE’S ATTEMPTING TO WEAKEN MILLI RIGHT NOW AND IT APPEARS TO BE WORKING! A SIXTH KNOCKOUT SLAM CONNECTS AND MS. EXTREME LETS GO! MILLI LOOKS TO BE OUT OF IT AS MS. EXTREME DECIDES TO GO HIGH!
Jamie Cross: Uh-oh. Ms. Extreme took a risk earlier that didn’t pay off. Kudos to her for being willing to try again.
Flannery McCoy: I think I have an idea of what Ms. Extreme wants to do! She’s yelling at Milli to get up because she wants to put her away with ‘Glass Ceiling’!
Jake Mercer: For once, YOU’RE RIGHT! Milli Banks is back up, on spaghetti legs, and MS. EXTREME TAKES A LEAP OF FATE! THE TOP ROPE STUNNER CONNECTS AND MILLI’S DONE! THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION IS DOWN AND OUT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jamie Cross: SERIOUSLY?!?!?!
Stew-O: LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!! THEY JUST ERUPTED AS MILLI BANKS GOT HER SHOULDER UP! MILLI IS STILL IN THIS MATCH AND THE CROWD CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme can’t believe it either! Look at her face! She looks VERY frustrated that Milli is still in this match.
Jake Mercer: Ms. Extreme is back to her feet and she’s pulling Milli up with her. She chops Milli across the chest and backs her up to the ropes. She chops Milli again and knees her in the stomach. Milli doubles over and Ms. Extreme knees her right in the jaw! She sends Milli across the ring and into the ropes, and she attempts to take her down with a back elbow!
Stew-O: MILLI DUCKS! She hits the opposite set of ropes and she hooks her arms! Ms. Extreme rushes forward but Milli gets her feet up! She catches Ms. Extreme in the face and turns her inside out with a massive lariat!
Flannery McCoy: Milli takes a deep breath and she motions for the crowd to get on their feet! Milli bends down and grabs Ms. Ex-
Jamie Cross: SMALL PACKAGE! MS. EXTREME PULLED MILLI INTO A SMALL PACKAGE!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHH-
Stew-O: MILLI IS ABLE TO KICK OUT!!!
Jamie Cross: NOW BOTH OF THEM ARE BACK UP!!!
Jake Mercer: MS. EXTREME AND MILLI BANKS ARE LOCKED UP IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND BOTH ARE TRYING TO GET THE UPPER HAND! MS. EXTREME MUSCLES MILLI INTO THE CORNER BUT MILLI NAILS HER WITH A FOREARM! MS. EXTREME FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HER OWN AND BOTH ARE JUST TEEING OFF ON ONE ANOTHER!!!
Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME GETS THE BETTER OF MILLI AND NEARLY TAKES HER HEAD OFF WITH AN UPPERCUT! MILLI FALLS BACK INTO THE CORNER AND MS. EXTREME LIGHTS HER UP WITH SEVERAL BOXING STYLE PUNCHES TO THE BODY!!!
Stew-O: SHE DRAGS MILLI OUT OF THE CORNER BY THE HAIR AND LOOKS FOR A SWINGING NECKBREAKER! MILLI MANAGES TO BLOCK AND SHE HOOKS MS. EXTREME! SHE ATTEMPTS A SUPLEX BUT MS. EXTREME BLOCKS THAT!!! MILLI LETS GO, TRIES FOR A CLOTHESLINE, BUT MS. EXTREME AVOIDS IT AND SLIPS AROUND MILLI! SHE LOOKS FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX BUT MILLI GETS HER IN THE TEMPLE!!
Jake Mercer: MILLI HAS MS. EXTREME FROM BEHIND NOW AND THERE’S A RELEASE GERMAN!
Jamie Cross: HOW DID MS. EXTREME LAND ON HER FEET??
Flannery McCoy: MILLI HAS NO IDEA! LOOK AT THE SHOCK ON HER FACE!!!
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME WITH A DROPKICK AND SHE’S GOING FOR THE ‘AVA LOCK’!!!
Jake Mercer: MILLI’S NOT HAVING IT!!! SHE KICKS MS. EXTREME IN THE HEAD AND GOES FOR THE SURGICALLY REPAIRED ANKLE!! MS. EXTREME ROLLS TOWARDS THE ROPES AND PULLS HERSELF ONTO THE APRON!
Flannery McCoy: MILLI KNOCKS MS. EXTREME TO THE GROUND WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE AND SHE’S CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE!! AS MS. EXTREME GETS UP, MILLI DIVES OFF THE TURNBUCKLES!!
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME IS TAKEN DOWN WITH METEORA!!! MILLI’S ON TOP OF THE FORMER WORLD CHAMP, THROWING MULTIPLE RIGHTS AND LEFTS!!! MILLI ROLLS OFF MS. EXTREME AND PULLS HER UP!! MILLI LOOKS TO SEND MS. EXTREME INTO THE RING STEPS BUT MS. EXTREME IS ABLE TO NAIL HER WITH A FOREARM! MILLI WITH A FOREARM TO RETALIATE AND BOTH WOMEN ARE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER ON THE OUTSIDE!
Jamie Cross: THIS IS SERIOUSLY INSANE!
Jake Mercer: THE REFEREE IS SCREAMING AT THEM TO GET BACK IN THE RING BUT NEITHER IS LISTENING! MS. EXTREME CATCHES MILLI IN THE STOMACH AND TRIES TO SLAM HER FACE FIRST ONTO THE APRON!
Flannery McCoy: MILLI GETS HER FOOT UP AND CATCHES MS. EXTREME WITH ANOTHER ELBOW! MILLI LEAPS ONTO THE APRON AND DIVES OFF!
Stew-O: SUPERKICK!!! MS. EXTREME JUST KNOCKED MILLI OUT OF THE AIR WITH A SUPERKICK AND SHE’S ROLLING HER BACK INTO THE RING! MS. EXTREME THROWS HERSELF ON TOP OF MILLI FOR THE COVER!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOO-
Jake Mercer: KICK OUT BY MILLI!!!
Flannery McCoy: MS. EXTREME IS GOING FOR ‘RED HANDED’!!! SHE WANTS TO FORCE MILLI TO SUBMIT!
Stew-O: MILLI HAS HER HANDS LOCKED!!! SHE’S NOT GOING TO LET MS. EXTREME END THE MATCH THIS WAY! SHE’S DOING HER BEST TO BLOCK THE ARMBAR ATTEMPT AND SHE’S KICKING HER LEGS UP! MILLI GETS MS. EXTREME IN A HEAD SCISSORS AND SHE’S FORCING HER SHOULDERS TO THE MAT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRR-
Jake Mercer: MS. EXTREME KICKS OUT!
Flannery McCoy: BOTH COMPETITORS SCRAMBLE TO THEIR FEET AND IT’S MS. EXTREME WHO DIVES FORWARD, TRYING TO CONNECT WITH A CLOTHESLINE! MILLI IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDERNEATH! MS. EXTREME WHIRLS AROUND! MILLI LOOKS FOR A SPINNING HEEL KICK BUT MS. EXTREME IS ABLE TO DUCK! BOTH WOMEN LOCK UP AND MILLI TAKES MS. EXTREME DOWN TO THE MAT!! BOTH JOSTLE BACK AND FORTH FOR POSITIONING UNTIL MILLI WINDS UP ON TOP! SHE THROWS A RIGHT HAND BUT MS. EXTREME GRABS HER BY THE NECK! MILLI SWITCHES HER GRIP TO A CHOKE AND BOTH ARE BACK UP TO THEIR FEET!
Stew-O: NEITHER WOMAN IS ABLE TO GAIN THE UPPERHAND! THEY’RE BACK AGAINST THE ROPES NOW AND THE REFEREE HAS TO STEP IN AND SEPARATE THEM!
Jake Mercer: THAT DOESN’T LAST BECAUSE MS. EXTREME TAKES ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION AND KICKS MILLI IN THE GUT! SHE GRABS HER BY THE HEAD AND LOOKS TO SPIKE HER WITH A DDT!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MILLI GOES LIMP AND SLIPS OUT OF MS. EXTREME’S CLUTCHES! SHE CATCHES MS. EXTREME IN THE BREAD BASKET WITH A RIGHT HAND BUT MS. EXTREME GRABS HER BY THE HAIR! MILLI RAKES HER ACROSS THE FACE AND SHOVES MS. EXTREME BACK BUT BOTH WOMEN RUSH TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER AND TAKE EACH OTHER DOWN WITH LARIATS!!!
Jamie Cross: It’s like Captain America and the Winter Soldier, these two can’t really get the upper hand on each other for very long!
Stew-O: :whew: One of the very best of all time and a future great. This match has been fire. These two have thrown everything they have at one another and I have no idea how this thing is going to end.
Jake Mercer: :wow: Two fierce warriors giving it all they’ve got. I love it, Stew. There is no better brand than Friday Night Dynasty.
Flannery McCoy: Ms. Extreme is the first competitor to sit up, but Milli is stirring too. Ms. Extreme is attempting to collect her bearings, while Milli is staring daggers at her. Ms. Extreme smirks at Milli, telling her to bring it, and without hesitation, Milli throws a nasty right hand. Ms. Extreme returns the favor! Milli throws another punch. NOW MS. EXTREME! MILLI BANKS WITH A RIGHT! MS. EXTREME WITH A RIGHT! MILLI! MS. EXTREME! MILLI! MS. EXTREME! MILLI! MILLI! MILLI! MILLI BANKS LAYS MS. EXTREME OUT WITH ONE LAST RIGHT HAND AND SHE FALLS BACK ONTO THE MAT EXHAUSTED!
Jamie Cross: She needs to level up and finish off Ms. Extreme. This might be the best chance she has!
Stew-O: :wow:!!! It’s almost like she heard you, Jamie! MILLI JUST KIPPED UP AND SHE’S TAUNTING THE CROWD! SHE’S GOT EVERYONE INSIDE SNHU ARENA ON THEIR FEET AND LOOK! SHE’S POINTING AT YOU, JAMIE!
Milli Banks: (off-mic) Enjoying the match?
Jamie Cross: I never doubted how good you are!
Milli Banks: (off-mic) :usure:??
Jake Mercer: Oooop! Jamie just removed her headset and stepped away from the booth!
Jamie Cross: (off-mic) Trust me, Milli. I’ve been paying very close attention to you and I won’t be caught off guard. If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s to study EVERYTHING!
Milli Banks: (off-mic) Good to know, sis. Make sure you study the way I’m about to finish off this ma-
Stew-O: MS. EXTREME WAS PLAYING POSSUM AND SHE JUST ROLLED MILLI UP FROM BEHIND! ‘THE RED QUEEN’ BRIDGES BACK FOR A PIN AND THE REFEREE SLIDES INTO POSITION!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER… MS. EXTREME!!!
(Ms. Extreme’s theme begins to pump through the speakers and she lets go of Milli. There’s a look of satisfaction on her face at the way she won the match. Milli’s ego and need to showboat allowed the former multi-time champion to pick her moment and quickly end the match. As the referee raises her hand, a shocked Milli rolls out of the ring and gets nose-to-nose with Jamie Cross.)
Jamie Cross: (off-mic) I’m going to assume you don’t want me to study that.
Flannery McCoy: MILLI BANKS JUST KNOCKED THE SHIT OUT OF JAMIE WITH A RIGHT HOOK TO THE JAW!
Jake Mercer: Well, Jamie did cost Mill the match, Flan.
Flannery McCoy: :wtf: Milli is the one who decided to address Jamie instead of finishing off a very game Ms. Extreme.
Jake Mercer: Blaming the black woman. You really have been hanging out with Kensi and Richard haven’t you?!?!
Stew-O: NOW HOLD ON! RORY SLATE JUST RAN THROUGH THE CROWD! WE SAW HER HIGHTAIL IT AWAY FROM MS. EXTREME EARLIER TONIGHT BUT SHE’S BACK IN THE RING! MS. EXTREME WAS CELEBRATING HER WIN BUT SHE JUST GOT CLUBBED FROM BEHIND WITH A CHAIR! MS. EXTREME IS DOWN AND RORY LAYS THE CHAIR OUT! SHE GRABS MS. EXTREME UP AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS!
Flannery McCoy: ‘GTFO’!!! THE DOUBLE ARM DDT CONNECTS ON TOP OF THE CHAIR AND MS. EXTREME IS UNCONSCIOUS! RORY SLATE IS STANDING TALL OVER MS. EXTREME AND THAT IS A HELL OF A STATEMENT FOR THE ROOKIE TO MAKE!
(The crowd showers Rory with a barrage of jeers as she looks down at the damage she did to Ms. Extreme. A huge smile crosses her face as she takes a bow, even having the gall to pat herself on the back. After a moment, she steps on top of Ms. Extreme and goes to exit the ring, and that’s when Dynasty fades to commercial break.)
(The camera would then fade back over as Dynasty comes back onto the air, and Xander Payne and Ryan Wilson would be seen walking around the backstage area side by side, stretching out and looking prepared. Xander was clearly preparing for his main event match in just a couple of moments, while Ryan was hyping him all up, talking to him and he was basically getting him all prepared and ready for the match himself, almost like he was acting as some type of hype man for Xander, and Xander was enjoying the attention that was being given to him.)
Ryan Wilson: Look Xander; you’re you. And Myles is Myles. Even though he may not trust you that much, that doesn’t mean that you two won’t do amazing as a team in tonight’s match against Limmy Monaghan and Bronson Daniels. You have history with each other, and as single stars, you two are just as great, imagine what is going to happen when the two of you are actually given the opportunity to finally be a tag team again? Even though it isn’t me, I’m sure that you are going to be just fine and you are going to win.
Xander Payne: Oh trust me, Myles is going to realize one way or another that he can trust me. I don’t know what I need to do in order to be able to prove it to him, but maybe after the match tonight and after we defeat the current World Heavyweight Champion, and on top of that; the man that is going to be challenging for the World Heavyweight Championship at Reckless Wiring? I’m sure that it is going to get Myles on the right track, and he is going to realize that he can in fact trust me again-
(Suddenly, Xander Payne’s eyes would shine, as he looked off into the distance. He stopped speaking, as Ryan Wilson would look where Xander was looking, and Xander would seemingly get all excited, as he spotted the man who he was going to be teaming up with in tonight’s match; Myles.)
Xander Payne: Speak of the devil, there he was! Look, I know that we were talking and all of that, but I think I should go talk game plan with the man who I am actually teaming up with tonight.
Ryan Wilson: Oh, well, no problem. I’ll just tag along.
(Xander would then basically push Ryan a little bit out of the way, as he would then run up to Myles. Myles would turn his head as he spots Xander, and Xander Payne would then spread his arms out, giving Myles a big ol hug.)
Myles: Get off of me! What are you doing?
Xander Payne: Okay, okay, sorry about that. Kinda got excited.
Myles: You know, you are pretty weird for that… Right?
Xander Payne: Hm. Oh well.
(Myles would stop doing what he was doing, he turned around and faced towards Xander Payne, giving him his attention.)
Myles: Anyway, what do you want?
Xander Payne: Well I wanted to talk about the game plan with my good ol Wildcard buddy here tonight before our match against Limmy Monaghan and Bronson Daniels! You already know that we are going to be up for a challenge considering Limmy is someone who beat you at Pain For Pride while he wasn’t even at 100% percent and you had the advantage heading into the show by a long shot. And then there is Bronson who also defeated you at the draft show not even a week later-
Myles: Thanks for bringing up my loss to Limmy… What are you getting at, Xander?
Xander Payne: Of course! What I am trying to say here is quite simple, actually. If we want to have a big chance at winning this match this week, especially with your recent string of bad luck, I think you would want to take my lead, you know? Just like the good ol days of the Wildcards! You follow my lead, we work as an actual team, and you are going to realize that things are going to come a whole lot easier and as soon as the match starts, it will be over; a victory over two Dynasty greats!
Myles: You know what? That sounds cool. But I have a better idea for you. I think you’ll like it.
Xander Payne: Oooh! What is it! What you have in mind?
Myles: Why don’t we cool the breaks on a “reunion” and just see how tonight goes, okay? And as for me following your lead… Pigs will fly before that happens, buddy.
Ryan Wilson: :whoa: :lupe:
Xander Payne: …That’s not very friendly, buddy!
Myles: I didn’t want this match, I didn’t really want to be a part of it, but if it means that I am going to get a win to start my season on the Dynasty brand, then I am going to accept teaming up with you. But not because of you, it’s for me. And it’s only for me. Do you understand that? So here is how it is going to go; you’re not going to get in my way, you’re going to allow for me to do me, we’re going to do what it takes to win and until we secure that victory, we’re treating this as a one-off escapade, nothing is concrete between us. Now do you understand that, Xander? Have any concerns maybe?
Xander Payne: Um. Nope. Uh. Um. I don’t think so
Myles: Good. Now go away, and I’ll see you out there. Bring your best.
Xander Payne: Well… okay then.
(Xander Payne and Ryan Wilson would then slowly walk away from Myles, as Ryan puts a hand on Xander’s shoulder, giving him a pat and looking towards him for reassurance that he was doing okay.)
Ryan Wilson: Well, seems like he was a little stuck up. Do you really think you can trust him here, Xander?
Xander Payne: Just don’t worry, he is just confused now. He will get used to us being a tag team again, trust me on that.
(Xander puts a smile on his face, as he would then walk away. Ryan Wilson clearly looks jealous after that last statement, as he would just shake his head, and would follow right behind him.)
(The camera returns to the ring where Stephie Love is standing with a microphone in hand, ready to make the introduction for the final match of the evening.)
Stephie Love: This contest is our MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING! It is a TAG TEAM MATCH and it is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(“Suicide Doors” by Lil Uzi Vert starts playing as Bronson Daniels enters the arena to loud cheers from the crowd. He has a very determined look on his face as he heads to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! From Los Angeles, California! Weighing in at 190 pounds! Here is “THE ANSWER” BRONSON DANIELS!
Stew-O: Here comes Bronson Daniels ready for tag team action and last week on Dynasty, we heard him Talk to Talib Bari about how he wants to finish the story and become World Heavyweight Champion.
Jake Mercer: Finish the story. Again. If this guy keeps finishing stories, he’s going to end up with an Encyclopedia Set.
Flannery McCoy: Will you quit? At Reckless Wiring, Bronson Daniels gets the chance to win the first World Championship of his EAW career, but tonight, he needs to make it through this tag team match.
(Bronson enters the ring and takes his corner as his music fades off and ‘Died and Came Back’ by Lil Uzi Vert replaces it. Seconds later, the reigning EAW World Heavyweight Champion Limmy Monaghan enters the arena. He has his title belt on his shoulder as he heads to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing his tag team partner! Residing in Golden Beach, Florida! Weighing in at 227 pounds. Here is “THE FINAL BOSS” and the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! LIMMY MONAGHAN!
Jake Mercer: Limmy is in the house! The CHAMP IS HERE! Limmy is ready to once again show why he is our World Heavyweight Champion.
Flannery McCoy: Limmy has reigned as World Heavyweight Champion since back at Road to Redemption in December and hasn’t looked back. He has dominated and doesn’t see that changing anytime soon.
Stew-O: He certainly had some interesting things to say last week with Talib Bari. One of those things was that he doesn’t plan on losing the title at Reckless Wiring. Tonight, he needs to keep his mind on not losing this match against two very dangerous competitors.
(Limmy enters the ring and holds the World Heavyweight Championship high in the air before handing it to the referee. Limmy takes his team’s corner as his music now fades off. Seconds later, “It Follows” by Cane Hill starts playing as Xander Payne enters the arena with Ryan Joseph Wilson following close behind as the head to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing their opponents! First! Representing DOMINION and being accompanied by Ryan Joseph Wilson. From Toronto, Canada and weighing in at 255 pounds! Here is “THE BEST WRESTLER IN THE WORLD” XANDER PAYNE!
Flannery McCoy: Here comes DOMINION! Last week, Xander Payne was in action against Andre Walker. He wasn’t able to pick up the win, but tonight could easily be an entirely different story.
Stew-O: We also saw earlier in the night Xander Payne coming up to Myles in the hopes of getting Myles to join DOMINION! I think the look on Myles’ face said it all.
Jake Mercer: You could say that. Myles didn’t look all that excited about joining, but tonight could be a test to see if the chemistry is still there between Xander and Myles.
(Xander enters the ring and Ryan takes his place at ringside while “Enemy Strike” by Yuki Hayashi starts playing and Myles enters the arena. He is strictly business as he heads to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing his tag team partner! From Melbourne, Australia! Weighing in at 225 pounds! Here is “THE PEAK” MYLES!
Jake Mercer: Here comes the man who considers himself to be the Peak of Professional Wrestling. He’s no Andre Walker, but he is good in the ring.
Flannery McCoy: Will you shut up? If Ronan Malosi wasn’t enough! But I will elaborate more on what you were talking about earlier, Jake. Myles and Xander do have more experience teaming together as opposed to Bronson and Limmy. Remember that they were former Tag Team Champions!
Stew-O: They were known collectively as The Wildcards and will we see that Wildcard energy in this match tonight? Or is all that just a thing of the past. We’re about to find out.
(Myles enters the ring and gets in his team’s corner as his music fades off. Neither team looks overly enthused with their tag team partners, but the referee does check all competitors before calling for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go! Tag team main event is underway and this match looks like the classic case of “Can They Coexist?”. The two teams are looking to decide who will start this match and it looks like Xander is allowing Myles to start while Limmy has volunteered to start.
Jake Mercer: A current and former World Champion will be starting this match. Fun fact, the only person in this match who hasn’t been World Champion is Bronson Daniels and that won’t be changing at all.
Flannery McCoy: Why am I not surprised that you had a grin on your face when you said that? But Myles and Limmy are locking up in the center of the ring and looking to get the early advantage of this match.
Jake Mercer: They are about the same size in terms of weight so it will be an interesting battle right now and both men are trying to muscle the other but we have a standoff at the moment. These two fought at Pain for Pride and are battling once again.
Flannery McCoy: Myles is starting to get the advantage and he is muscling Limmy over to the ropes. The referee calls for a clean break and surprisingly both men oblige. Both men go back to the center of the ring AND MYLES WITH A FOREARM THAT CATCHES LIMMY OFF GUARD!
Stew-O: Limmy staggered back BUT HE COMES BACK WITH A FOREARM OF HIS OWN AND THESE MEN ARE IMMEDIATELY BRAWLING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! FOREARMS ARE FLYING EARLY ON IN THIS MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy gets the advantage in that exchange before he kicks Myles in the gut and doubles him over. He shoots a glance over to Bronson before locking up Myles’ head AND TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A SNAP SUPLEX!
Stew-O: It’s almost like Limmy is telling Bronson to watch and learn how to take care of business as he mounts Myles AND JUST STARTS THROWING THOSE STRAIGHT RIGHT HANDS INTO MYLES’ FACE!
Jake Mercer: Limmy is strictly business in this match, especially since he has to team with his future challenger. The referee is telling Limmy to open the fists and starts a count until Limmy opens up on four. Limmy might be looking to make a statement here in this match.
Stew-O: Limmy pulls Myles up to his feet and whips him into the corner. Limmy quickly follows AND CLOBBERS MYLES WITH THAT RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! THE FORCE SNAPPED MYLES’ NECK BACK AND IT WASN’T PRETTY!
Limmy Monaghan: (off-mic) Keep your eyes on me, Bronson, and you’ll learn something from me.
Jake Mercer: No more almost. He flat out wants Bronson to watch and learn. Myles is still in the corner after that uppercut AND NOW LIMMY IS FIRING OFF THOSE MARTIAL ARTS STYLE KICKS INTO THE MIDSECTION OF MYLES!
Flannery McCoy: Not just the midsection. He just fired one that caught Myles square in the chest! WHAT A SHOT!
Jake Mercer: Damn! That’s the last place Myles needs to get hit. If his chest swells anymore, he’s gonna have even more trouble finding clothes that fit.
Flannery McCoy: For the love of gawd. That is so creepy! Limmy just kicked him in the face and you are staring at his chest. Focus on the match. Right now, Limmy snapmares Myles out of the corner BEFORE DROPKICKING HIM IN THE BACK OF THE NECK!
Stew-O: Now Limmy is dragging Myles into his corner and Limmy is reaching out for a tag, but Bronson doesn’t seem too excited to tag in. Limmy is looking at Bronson and is wondering what in the world is going on.
Limmy Monaghan: (off-mic) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? TAG IN!
Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) I thought you wanted me to watch and learn, Champ? 🤷
Limmy Monaghan: (off-mic) OH JUST SHUT UP AND TAG IN!
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: It looks like Limmy got what he wanted as Bronson tags in and climbs to the top rope. BRONSON FLIES AND CATCHES MYLES RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THAT MISSILE DROPKICK THAT TURNS MYLES INSIDE OUT!
Stew-O: Beautiful dropkick by Bronson and Bronson takes a second to drag Myles back to the center of the ring and hooks the leg for the cover!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
Jake Mercer: MYLES POWERS OUT AT TWO! Bronson looks over at Limmy and gives him a wink before going back to Myles. Bronson needs to focus on the match and not showboat to his tag team partner.
Stew-O: Don’t act all high and mighty. Limmy started it and Bronson was just giving it back. Turnabout is fair play in this instance as Myles is trying to make a tag, BUT BRONSON DRAGS HIM BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: Bronson is just putting the boots to the former World Champion Myles, but Myles macks it back to his feet AND GRABS BRONSON BY THE NECK AND BIELS HIM ACROSS THE RING AND INTO HIS CORNER WHERE XANDER IS LOOKING TO TAG INTO THE MATCH!
Xander Payne: (off-mic) COME ON! TAG ME IN!
(Myles just gives him a look of confusion and annoyance.)
Xander Payne: (off-mic) TAG ME IN, MYLES! WE CAN DO THIS! WE CAN WORK AS A TEAM LIKE WE DID IN THE PAST! COME ON!!
(TAG!)
Flannery McCoy: Whether it was because he believes Xander or it was just to shut Xander up, Xander is tagged into this match and he immediately gets to work on Bronson Daniels! Xander picks Bronson up AND JUST SUPLEXES HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! EXPLODER SUPLEX BY XANDER PAYNE!
Jake Mercer: Good grief! Bronson landed on his neck when he crashed into the canvas and Xander is completely fine with that as he grabs Bronson’s legs and positions his neck and shoulders under the bottom rope BEFORE FALLING BACK AND CATCHING BRONSON WITH THE DECAPITATOR!
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON’S NECK ONCE AGAIN TAKING DAMAGE BY BEING SLUNG INTO THE BOTTOM ROPE! Xander once again pulls Bronson back up to his feet and whips him to the ropes!
Stew-O: Bronson comes back, BUT HE WAS READY FOR XANDER AND DROPKICKS XANDER IN THE KNEE AND THAT DROPS XANDER TO A KNEE! Bronson hits the ropes again AND LIMMY IS YELLING AT BRONSON TO WATCH OUT! WHAT FOR? Bronson is ignoring Limmy–
Flannery McCoy: AND RYAN WILSON THAT’S WHY! RYAN GRABS BRONSON’S ANKLE AND THAT STOPS BRONSON’S MOMENTUM! Limmy is pounding the turnbuckle in frustration and probably cursing under his breath. The referee was with Xander Payne at the moment.
Stew-O: Bronson’s attention is on Ryan AND XANDER COMES FROM BEHIND AND CLOBBERS BRONSON WITH A STIFF FOREARM SMASH TO THE BACK OF THE NECK THAT SENDS BRONSON INTO THE ROPES!
Jake Mercer: Bronson bounces off the ropes and right back into Xander who rolls him up with an O’Connor Roll. Shoulders are down after the rollup and the referee is there for the count.
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEE!
TWWWWWWOOOOOO!
Stew-O: BRONSON REVERSES! SOMEHOW BRONSON WAS ABLE TO REVERSE THE MOMENTUM AND NOW XANDER’S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN! WILL BRONSON STEAL IT HERE?
(TAG!)
Jake Mercer: We won’t find out as Limmy tags himself back into the match AND STEPS RIGHT ON XANDER’S FACE! DAMN! THAT COULD HAVE BROKEN XANDER’S NOSE RIGHT THERE! Bronson is confused why Limmy is back in the ring.
Flannery McCoy: He’s not confused anymore as the referee is telling Bronson to get back onto the apron as Limmy is the legal man of his team. Bronson is not happy at all right now.
Bronson Daniels: (off-mic) WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I WAS HANDLING EVERYTHING!
Limmy Monaghan: (off-mic) Yeah, getting your ass kicked is handling everything. Allow me, Bronson. Let the true World Champ take care of business.
Jake Mercer: OHHHHHHHH! That was a low blow right there. Bronson didn’t like that one bit as Limmy smirks at Bronson before going back to the match AND XANDER GRABS LIMMY AROUND THE WAIST AND DROPS LIMMY ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WITH THAT RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: Xander is out for blood tonight dropping everybody on their head and neck. Xander is showing Myles what could happen if he joined DOMINION! Limmy hasn’t moved as Xander rolls him over and hooks the leg for the cover!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWOOOO!
THHHHH-
Stew-O: LIMMY KICKS OUT AT TWO! It’s going to take a lot more than that to take down the World Heavyweight Champion. Limmy Monaghan is a very tough competitor and Xander is bringing him back to his feet and whips him to the corner.
Flannery McCoy: Limmy crashes into the turnbuckle AND XANDER JUST SPLASHES HIM IN THE CORNER! Xander keeps him on his feet and pushes him back into the corner and asks for the crowd to be silent for a quick second before he brings his hand back–
Stew-O: AND XANDER WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP ACROSS LIMMY’S CHEST! THOSE CHOPS ARE NORMALLY LOUD, BUT WITH THE SILENCED CROWD, IT’S LIKE THE CHOP WAS PLAYED THROUGH THE SPEAKERS!
Jake Mercer: You know Xander Payne doesn’t do just one chop. XANDER’S CHOPS COME IN A GROUP AND THERE’S THE NEXT ONE FROM XANDER! ANOTHER! ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! XANDER PAYNE WITH THOSE MACHINE GUN CHOPS IN THE CORNER!
Stew-O: The referee started a count but Xander stops on four. Now Xander locks up Limmy’s head and sits him on the top turnbuckle. This is not going to be pretty as Xander is now standing on the second rope.
Jake Mercer: I hope the ropes are reinforced with Xander up there! If not, we’re going to need a new middle rope AND XANDER IS TRYING TO BRING LIMMY DOWN WITH A SUPERPLEX, BUT LIMMY IS FIGHTING IT!
Flannery McCoy: Xander is fighting back with right hands to the side of Limmy’s head, but Limmy is getting as much as he is giving as LIMMY COUNTERS WITH AN ELBOW STRIKE TO THE TEMPLE! THAT SHOT STOPS XANDER IN HIS TRACKS!
Jake Mercer: Limmy is now standing on the top turnbuckle as he pushes Xander’s head into the top turnbuckle. Limmy grabs Xander’s waists AND SLIDES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE OFF XANDER’S BACK–
Flannery McCoy: GREAT POWER SHOWN BY THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AS LIMMY PULLS XANDER FROM THE CORNER AND DRIVES HIM TO THE MAT WITH A POWERBOMB! WHAT A COUNTER AS LIMMY STACKS UP XANDER FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHRRRRREEEEE—
(TAG!)
Stew-O: XANDER KICKED OUT BEFORE THREE AND FORCES LIMMY OFF HIM! THE FORCE SENT LIMMY BACK INTO HIS OWN CORNER AND BRONSON TAGGED HIMSELF BACK INTO THE MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy is leaning in the corner giving Bronson a look and Limmy didn’t appreciate that show of insolence… even though Limmy did the same thing earlier. Now Bronson and Limmy are glaring at each other.
Myles: (off-mic) STOP STARING AND GET OVER HERE TO TAG ME!
Stew-O: Xander will not have to be asked twice as the referee is trying to get Limmy out of the ring.
(TAG!)
Jake Mercer: Myles is back into the match and neither Limmy nor Bronson have noticed because they are annoyed at each other WHILE MYLES RUNS FULL SPEED TOWARDS HIS OPPOSITION AND CLOBBERS THEM BOTH WITH A LARIAT!
Stew-O: BRONSON GOES INTO THE CORNER AND LIMMY GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE FLOOR! TWO FOR ONE SHOT BY MYLES AND DOMINION IS REVELING IN HAVING CONTROL
Xander Payne: (off-mic) THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD JOIN FORCES, MYLES! DOMINION FOR THE WIN!
Ryan Joseph Wilson: (off-mic) DOMINION FOR THE WIN!
Myles: (off-mic) WILL YOU BOTH SHUT UP FOR A SECOND SO WE CAN WIN THIS MATCH? Giving me a damn migraine, you two.
Flannery McCoy: Well Xander and Ryan are backing off so Myles can do what he does best and that’s dismantle his opponents.
Stew-O: Xander and Myles might not be on the same page, but they are being a more cohesive team than Bronson and Limmy besides Myles getting a little annoyed by DOMINION!
Flannery McCoy: Myles hoists Bronson to his feet and whips him to the ropes before Bronson comes back AND MYLES PLANTS HIM WITH A BACK BODY DROP–
Stew-O: BRONSON LANDED ON HIS FEET BEHIND MYLES AS HE HITS THE ROPES AGAIN! BRONSON JUMPS BACK AND JUMPS UP BEFORE TAKING MYLES DOWN WITH A FRANKENSTEINER!
Jake Mercer: Myles was sent for the ride and Bronson is trying to build up some momentum here as Myles gets back to his feet. Bronson comes back AND CHOPS MYLES IN THAT GIANT CHEST OF HIS!
Stew-O: Bronson follows that up with a PUNCH RIGHT TO THE JAW! THAT PUNCH ROCKS MYLES AS BRONSON SNAPMARES HIM OVER! Bronson hits the ropes before coming back AND FINISHES THE COMBO WITH A DROPKICK TO THE FACE!
Jake Mercer: Myles was knocked back and Bronson is ready for Myles when Myles gets back to his feet. Bronson with a kick to the gut and facelock to Myles before he hooks the leg AND LIFTS MYLES IN THE AIR BEFORE DROPPING HIM WITH A FISHERMAN’S BUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: MYLES WAS SPIKED RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AS BRONSON ROLLS MYLES OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!
Jake Mercer: XANDER PAYNE COMES IN AND BREAKS UP THE COUNT! For a brief moment, Xander and Myles are on the same page. Xander saves the match for his team with that.
Flannery McCoy: Bronson is back to his feet as he drags Myles back up as Bronson whips him to the ropes. Myles comes back and ducks the Bronson clothesline.
Stew-O: Bronson turns around and HE AVOIDS THE BIG BOOT FROM MYLES! BOTH MEN QUICKLY TURN AROUND AND FIRE OFF SIMULTANEOUS SUPERKICKS–
Flannery McCoy: THEY BOTH HIT THEIR SUPERKICKS RIGHT ON THE JAW AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! THE REFEREE CHECKS BOTH COMPETITORS BEFORE THE REFEREE STARTS A COUNT!
Stew-O: Both men are not moving at the moment as Xander is reaching out for the tag while Limmy is just looking on at Bronson not really reaching that far for a tag, but he does know that he needs to get in this match.
Jake Mercer: The ref has reached four and now Myles and Bronson are moving and slowly crawling to their respective corners. They’ll need to pick up the pace if they don’t want to risk getting counted out.
Stew-O: The referee has now reached seven and Myles is the first man to reach his corner and he quickly tags Xander Payne back into this match.
(TAG!)
Jake Mercer: Xander gets into the ring and GRABS BRONSON’S LEG AND BRINGS HIM BACK TO HIS FEET AS BRONSON IS NOW HOPPING ON ONE FOOT–
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON DANIELS WITH AN ENZUIGIRI KICK THAT CATCHES XANDER RIGHT IN THE TEMPLE AND XANDER LETS BRONSON GO! BRONSON TAKES A CHANCE TO LEAP TO THE CORNER–
(TAG!)
Jake Mercer: BRONSON GOT THE TAG AND LIMMY IS BACK INTO THE MATCH! XANDER WENT FOR A CLOTHESLINE AND LIMMY DUCKS IT BEFORE PLANTING XANDER WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: Xander is back top his feet AND LIMMY KICKS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK THAT STAGGERS XANDER!
Stew-O: Limmy grabs Xander into the pumphandle position BEFORE TRANSITIONING IT INTO THE HALF NELSON DRIVER AND SPIKES XANDER INTO THE MAT! “ONI GIRI” BY THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEE!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER POWERS OUT RIGHT BEFORE THREE! WHAT A MATCH BETWEEN THESE TWO TEAMS TONIGHT ON DYNASTY!
Stew-O: Limmy starts to bring Xander back to his feet, BUT HE COUNTERS WITH A JAWBREAKER THAT STAGGERS LIMMY!
Jake Mercer: Xander is back to his feet AND HE CATCHES LIMMY WITH A PALM STRIKE FROM XANDER PAYNE! OVERDOSE CAUGHT LIMMY RIGHT IN THE THROAT AND THAT SENDS HIM BACK—
(TAG!)
Stew-O: BRONSON DANIELS TAGS HIMSELF BACK INTO THIS MATCH AND LIMMY ONCE AGAIN DIDN’T LIKE THAT ONE BIT! BUT BRONSON DOESN’T CARE!
Jake Mercer: Bronson hopped over the top rope and caught Xander Payne by the neck with his legs BEFORE TAKING HIM OVER WITH A HEADSCISSORS THAT SENDS XANDER FOR THE RIDE!
Flannery McCoy: Xander is back to his feet once again and he is grabbed by Bronson WHO TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A HALF AND HALF SUPLEX THAT DROPS XANDER RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD!
Jake Mercer: BRONSON QUICKLY FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A RUNNING BACK ELBOW THAT CATCHES XANDER IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: Xander is still trying to make it back to his feet and Bronson is FIRING STRIKE AFTER STRIKE TO KEEP XANDER DOWN, BUT XANDER IS SHOWING THE POWER AND GRIT OF A HALL OF FAMER AND FORMER WORLD CHAMPION AS XANDER GETS BACK TO HIS FEET!
Stew-O: Bronson grabs Xander and whips him to the ropes. Xander comes back and Bronson puts his head down and XANDER LEAPS OVER HIM AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A MODIFIED SUNSET FLIP! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOO!
THHHHHRRRRRREEEEE!
Flannery McCoy: BRONSON KICKS OUT AT TWO AND XANDER ALMOST STOLE THE MATCH HERE AS BOTH MEN GET BACK TO THEIR FEET! Bronson fires a kick that Xander avoids–
Stew-O: XANDER COUNTERS WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN TO BRONSON’S FACE! SUPERKICK PARTY TONIGHT ON DYNASTY! BRONSON FALLS BACK BUT HE DOESN’T HIT THE MAT THANKS TO THE ROPES!
Jake Mercer: Xander is right there to finish the attack as he kicks Bronson in the gut and doubles him over.
Stew-O: Xander butterflies Bronson’s arms BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP IN THE AIR FOR A BUTTERFLY POWERBOMB-
Jake Mercer: BUT BRONSON GETS FREE AND LANDS BEHIND XANDER! XANDER TURNS AROUND, BUT HE IS MET WITH A DROP TOE HOLD FROM BRONSON THAT SENDS XANDER INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!
Flannery McCoy: Xander staggers back out of the corner and Bronson wraps his arms around Xander’s waists AND DROPS HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
(TAG!)
Jake Mercer: BUT BRONSON DIDN’T NOTICE THAT MYLES MADE A TAG TO GET BACK INTO THIS MATCH! Xander rolls out of the ring and MYLES COMES IN WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE BACK OF BRONSON’S HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson is on dream street as Myles hoists Bronson onto his shoulder AND HE SLINGS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH THE LAWN DART!!
Stew-O: Bronson got up close and personal with the turnbuckle as MYLES HOISTS HIM UP FOR A BRAINBUSTER-
Jake Mercer: BUT BRONSON MANAGES TO CHANGE MOMENTUM AND GET FREE OF THE BRAINBUSTER AND LAND ON HIS FEET BEHIND MYLES! MYLES QUICKLY TURNS AROUND AND BRONSON HAS ONE OF HIS HANDS UP IN THE AIR!
Flannery McCoy: Bronson is asking for a test of strength? AT THIS POINT IN THE MATCH? What is going on with Bronson right now? Myles is confused as hell, but he is more than happy to oblige–
Jake Mercer: MYLES GOT TRICKED INTO A HIGH FIVE FROM BRONSON DANIELS! WHAT A SLAP TO THE FACE AND MYLES IS NOT HAPPY BEFORE HE GETS TAKEN DOWN WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE! BRONSON GRABS MYLES AS HE DRAGS HIM TO THE CORNER FOR WHAT LOOKS TO BE ANOTHER TAG–
Flannery McCoy: WAIT A SECOND! LIMMY LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GOING TO GET TAGGED IN, BUT HE WAS PULLED OFF THE RING APRON BY XANDER PAYNE AND LIMMY IS GOING RIGHT AFTER XANDER! LIMMY GOING RIGHT FOR XANDER AS BRONSON GETS CLOBBERED BY MYLES IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND NOW THOSE TWO ARE FIGHTING IN THE RING WHILE LIMMY ALMOST HAS XANDER–
Stew-O: BUT RYAN JOSEPH WILSON IS THERE TO MAKE THE SAVE AS HE JUST STRUCK LIMMY IN THE BACK WITH SOMETHING! THAT… THAT LOOKS LIKE A LEAD PIPE! RYAN WITH A LEAD PIPE TO LIMMY AS HE PASSES THE PIPE TO XANDER! OH MY GAWD!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER JUST HIT LIMMY IN THE RIBS! THOSE ONCE INJURED RIBS BEFORE CLOCKING HIM RIGHT IN THE SKULL WITH THE PIPE AND LIMMY IS OUT COLD!
Stew-O: AND THE REFEREE HASN’T SEEN A THING BECAUSE THEIR ATTENTION WAS WITH BRONSON AND MYLES IN THE RING! BRONSON WAS WHIPPED INTO THE ROPES, BUT HE COMES BACK WITH TROUBLE IN PARADISE THAT KNOCKS MYLES TO HIS KNEES!
Flannery McCoy: Myles is trying to recover, but Bronson hits the ropes to gain some momentum for what looks like The Flying Bronsons.
Jake Mercer: BRONSON COMES BACK FROM THE ROPES, BUT MYLES IS BACK TO HIS FEET AND BRONSON IS HOISTED IN THE AIR AND RIGHT INTO VICTORIA FROM MYLES! POP UP KNEE RIGHT TO THE JAW AND BRONSON IS ON DREAM STREET AS HE FALLS TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: MYLES GOES TO STACK BRONSON UP FOR A COVER, BUT WAIT! THERE’S XANDER PAYNE! XANDER JUST GRABBED MYLES’ ANKLES AND HOISTS HIS FEET ONTO THE ROPES AND THE REFEREE DOESN’T SEE IT! BRONSON IS STRUGGLING TO KICK OUT!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHHRRRRRREEEE!
Stew-O: HE COULDN’T DO IT! BRONSON TRIED, BUT HE JUST COULDN’T KICK OUT IN TIME AND THIS MATCH IS OVER! XANDER AND MYLES STEAL IT!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Enemy Strike” starts playing again as Myles rolls off of Bronson as he slowly gets back to his feet as Stephie Love announces the final decision of the match.)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners… the team of XANDER PAYNE AND MYLES!!!
Stew-O: This was certainly a great match between four of the greats on Dynasty here tonight in tonight’s main event. Not exactly the way we would like it to end, but what can you do?
(Xander rolls back into the ring as Myles gets back to his feet and the referee raises the winning team’s arms in victory before going to check on Bronson, who has rolled over to the side of the ring.)
Jake Mercer: Look at this! Ryan has rolled into the ring and he takes it upon himself to raise the Wildcards’ arms in victory once again. Things were rocky between both teams, but it wasn’t as bad for the Wildcards as they ended up the winners.
Flannery McCoy: Limmy and Bronson weren’t doing bad as a team, but it was the inconsistency that cost them the match… along with a lead pipe and Xander Payne grabbing Myles’ feet and putting them on the ropes.
(The winning team was in the midst of celebration when things started to click in Myles’ mind. He goes over and gets right in Xander’s face demanding to know if he was the one who grabbed his feet.)
Stew-O: I think Myles realizes that his feet were forced onto the ropes and he is giving Xander Payne the riot act wondering if he was the one. Of course Xander is taking credit for part of the win.
Jake Mercer: And Ryan is there to try and play peacekeeper between the two. They are trying to say why does it matter how we won as long as we won. Wildcards are victorious.
(Xander and Ryan are trying to explain, but Myles has had enough as he SHOVES Ryan out of the way as Xander keeps trying to talk to Myles, but he SHOVES Xander out of his way as well. Myles is pissed off as he storms out of the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: Well I don’t think Myles wanted to win this way. He didn’t want or need help and didn’t want to win that way. Now he realizes everything and he is angry and getting the hell out of here.
Stew-O: Look over on the other side of the ring! Limmy is back to his feet as well as Bronson and THEY ARE ARGUING ABOUT HOW THAT MATCH ENDED! Bronson saw Limmy getting pulled off the apron, but I don’t think Bronson realized that Limmy was taken out with a lead pipe.
Jake Mercer: Here comes the referee to make sure things don’t deteriorate any more than they already have. I don’t think they want to wait until Reckless Wiring, but we give all the credit in the world for holding in their tempers. Reckless Wiring is going to be a fight.
Flannery McCoy: Well… this match ended about as well as we thought it would. Xander and Myles are victorious, Myles isn’t happy one bit about what went down, and Champion and Challenger are arguing and very close to fighting.
Stew-O: Things are certainly starting to heat up between Limmy and Bronson as well as DOMINION and Myles. Unfortunately, we are almost out of time for tonight. Thank you all for another exciting and successful edition of Friday Night Dynasty! I am Stew-O and alongside Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer, we wish everybody a goodnight from Manchester, New Hampshire!
(The final shot shows Myles walking up the entrance ramp completely pissed off before cutting to Ryan and Xander dumbfounded about what went down before finally cutting to Limmy and Bronson still arguing outside the ring while the referee is trying to keep them separated and prevent them from beating the crap out of each other as the show fades to black.)
(Final commercial break of the night featuring an advertisement with Sienna Jade, Harper Lee, and Holly Arrow for their new venture called Post-Potato)
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(Dynasty comes back on air as ‘Invinible’ by Pop Smoke hits. The fans cheer as Chris Elite steps out, donning a white tee and some jeans paired up with some white sneakers. He has his microphone in hand, already looking serious due to everything that has transpired in the past couple of weeks.)
Stew-O: Andre Walker has had his eyes set on a match against Chris Elite, wanting the Gawd Contract to be put on the line as well! Chris has been a target ever since the Draft Show, and he’s had to deal with not only Andre, but his newest… “follower” in Ronan Malosi.
Jake Mercer: Hey, the Kaiser is an ambitious man! You heard him! His hungry to reclaim his spot at the top, and he’s willing to do whatever it takes to get there – even if it means snatching up that coveted contract from Chris!
Flannery McCoy: Of course, we can only imagine what Andre would achieve if he were to have that elusive contract within his grasps. He’s already one of the most dominant Elitists in EAW history, but that will wield him with enough power to claim any and all world championships for himself. Even if he’s going after Chris right now, if I were Limmy, Drake or Adam, I’d be on high alert right now. If this match happens and if he wins, then their reigns could all be in jeopardy!
Stew-O: At the same time though, Chris isn’t going to take this laying down. He looks about ready to confront Andre himself, or at the very least get some things off his chest about this whole debacle! After looking to start this season off on the highest of notes possible after garmering a huge win at the Draft Show, having to deal with Andre Walker likely wasn’t on the cards for him.
(Chris enters the ring and his theme music fades. Standing in the center, he slowly shakes his head. The fans rally behind him, but he is serious as can be.)
Chris Elite: I don’t even know where to begin.
(He pauses.)
Chris Elite: Well, actually, I do. I guess I’ve just been so taken aback by what’s been going on lately that there’s still a part of me that is absolutely dumbfounded by the circumstances I’m in right now. I’m gonna cut straight to the chase on this, because honestly, this whole mess has been bugging me week after week, and we’ve only just begun the new season. However, it seems like people still wanna come after me. They got me all fucked up and still wanna try and think they can step all over me all because for the majority of season sixteen, I admittedly wasn’t at my best, but that was then and this is now. We all know who I’m talking about – matter of fact? You know I’m talking about you, Andre.
Chris Elite: Now, I don’t know what the hell you’ve been doing during your little excursion outta this place, but let me tell you something here and now… there was no way you were gonna come on back and try to make an example out of me. I ain’t never been nobody’s foot stool or bitch, so you lost your mind thinking that I was gonna be easy pickings for you. Like, just thinking about it gets me heated, because you must’ve forgotten who I am. Never in life have I been anybody’s bitch, stepping stool, or personal victim and I ain’t about to start today. I’ve stood across from bigger and badder and I’ve knocked them down, before EAW, during EAW and so on/so forth. You must have forgotten I come from so let me remind your dumbass. I’m from Brooklyn, New York. You know, that same city you said you was originally from? Back when you was the biggest Chris Elite wannabe there was? But hey, it is what it is. A dude like you who wanna be out here running around like a rat and let others do the dirty work for you don’t get to claim that city as yours anymore. After all, this ain’t the first time you’ve tried to get at me.
Chris Elite: You really are one following-ass dude. For real. Leave it to you to try and make a comeback off of my name, I guess the more things change the more they stay the same. It’s kinda like how you tried to do when you first came to EAW. Your career was BUILT off of stealing my whole style, flow, approach, and everything! You were at square one back then and your first instinct was to study me so I guess it’s only natural for you that you’re back at square one with nothing to fall back on your first instinct is still to try to steal from me and take something that truly doesn’t belong to you. You the biggest D-rider of them all, and it’s hilarious to see. Even with OG D-Rider Number One named Albert by your side, you still ain’t happy with yourself, Kaiser? You not satisfied with your status here? Cause why else you been trying hard to build your buzz back up against me? You my whole ass son, son. My whole seed! However, I’m not gonna allow you to grow and fester. I’m spraying you with the germinator and I’m gonna kill you off. Word to everything.
Chris Elite: Like I said, I am not the one. Go play with Ronan, but not with me. Other people may be scared of you, maybe just a little intimidated, but me? I ain’t scared. I’m annoyed more than anything else. See, I know the real you and just how insecure you really can be. You can brush this off as you regaining your footing and your throne, but if that was truly the case, you would’ve gone straight to Limmy when he made that open challenge! You coulda been had that world title match at Reckless Wiring instead of Bronson. But nah, go ahead and try to come after me so that you can get the Gawd Contract and manipulate the circumstances to your advantage. Makes sense. Maybe you didn’t want to go through another humiliating moment where he owned your bitch ass, but hey, you do you.
Chris Elite: But aye, it’s no wonder why you’ve been puffing out your chest and tryna show off your war face at everyone. It’s clear as day that this promotion is thriving without you being in the center of it. Limmy and Bronson been holding down the fort when you decided to tuck your tail between your legs because you wanted to be like a two year old having a temper tantrum. We got the new guard like Joso, Hans and Milli solidifying themselves week in and week out. We got Myles, Kassidy, and Jake now who are looking to go through the competition and continue their legacies. But you? Andre Walker? Where the hell do you exactly fit into Dynasty, let alone EAW, today?
(The fans react loudly, going ‘Ooooohhhh!’ and just loving how unabashed Chris is with his words.)
Chris Elite: Uh ohhhhhhhhhh, I’m bout to get bro mad! But am I lying? We don’t need Andre Walker. We don’t need you no more! You’re just bitter and salty cause mad people have been passing you up and have filled the void you left behind easily. They definitely haven’t ran off after losing one match! I’m surprised you even came back after Pain for Pride! I figured Bron beating your bitch ass would put you on suicide watch judging by how you disappeared after Road to Redemption. I mean, I took a bit of a break myself, but bro, I never skipped the latter half of the season like you did! 💀 I was out for three-four months at most, but I came back ready to fight and prove myself again.
Chris Elite: …okay, it still took me a little white, but hey, I snapped back, didn’t I?!
(The audience cheers in approval.)
Chris Elite: And that’s why you’re about to get sonned by me, Andre. Maybe if you were facing me when I was defeated and unmotivated, then you’d have a chance. You would’ve easily torn throw me like paper and ruined me. However, that version of me? The sad, bare minimum, uncaring Chris Elite? He ain’t here no more. He’s gone. Now, you gotta deal with a Chris Elite that’s ready to kick your ass, especially after all of the games you’ve been fixing to play with me. You really thought that people were gonna be shaking from you, but that isn’t the case. It definitely ain’t the case with me. You’re bitch made, just like Ronan and just like Albert. The hell am I supposed to be scared for, with you lurking in the shadows and tryna run things like some fake-ass, wannabe mob boss. You need to sit your goofy ass down somewhere and stop tryna treat this like some real-life Sopranos. If you want me to seriously consider having a match against you, let alone put my Gawd Contract on the line in it, then you need to be a real man and talk to me face-to-face about it. No more sneak attacks, no more having your prized, champion rider Ronan Malosi attack me or anything like that, none of that. You be straight up with me and say with your damn chest. Stop sending dickeating minions to send messages on your behalf.
(That’s when Chris turns his attention over to the stage.)
Chris Elite: I’m serious. Either come out now and talk to me like how you’re supposed to, or I’ll take my chances with Jake by my side and deal with Ronan. The only thing is it’ll be the last time I have to face that dude, ‘cause the next time we link up in that ring? Bro ain’t gonna be using that finger of his he likes to point to stick it up your ass anymore. Never in my life have I seen someone achieve so much act as if the world burned them and now they wanna act like they got a chip on their shoulder. Like it’s anybodys fault but your own that you came back and took an L. You hate to see it, but at the same time, I love to see it, ‘cause now, the world sees you for what you truly are. The legend and mystique surrounding you and your name are gone. Hopefully, you’ll be gone for real too when you suffer your next loss. If you stop being a bitch I can make that a reality sooner than later. ✌️
Crowd: CHRIS! CHRIS! CHRIS! CHRIS!
Stew-O: Chris Elite certainly didn’t mince any words! The fans here seem to love it, however! It’s been a while since someone has been this blunt against one of the most imposing Elitists of our time!
Jake Mercer: Well, he should’ve! My Kaiser is going to come out and teach him a lesson or two! How DARE he talk to Andre Walker like that?!
Flannery McCoy: Because Chris is fed upwith being disrespected himself, and he has officially put his foot down! Either Andre comes out, or he won’t get the match that he wants!
(Everyone along with Chris wait, looking straight at the stage. Soon, a figure shows up, walking out into the lights.)
Stew-O: And this could be him! Andre is… not here.
Flannery McCoy: Wait, Albert? What’s he doing here.
(The fans boo, all while Chris rolls his eyes. “Of course,” he mutters to himself, more annoyed than disappointed. Albert Hitchman shakes his own head as he has a microphone in hand. He sighs and speaks, all while he looks at Chris.)
Albert Hitchman: Oh, Chris. Do you really think that you have any true power here to deny Andre Walker of what he wants?
(Chris blinks a few times before replying.)
Chris Elite: Bro, I literally just did.
(The fans laugh. However, Albert isn’t amused in the slightest.)
Albert Hitchman: In a literal sense, yes, you did in fact say ‘no’. You have denied him. However, your words hold little meaning. There is no true worth or weight behind, because the fact of the matter, Chris, is that you have no choice.
Chris Elite: 🤨 What are you talking about?
Albert Hitchman: Chris, your insolence has already driven you into a hole so deep you cannot climb out of. You aren’t going to get a face-to-face with Andre. It isn’t necessary whatsoever. You may not realize it now, but your hands are tied to your back right now. You are in no position to refuse. Either you accept Andre’s proposition now, or… well, you’ll have to deal with the consequences of your ill-advised choice.
(Albert’s tone is serious, almost uncharacteristically harrowing. The look in his eyes matches the dangerous threat veiled behind his words. A couple of the fans are caught off, wondering what he truly meant. But Chris? He doesn’t take a damn thing seriously. He snorts and nearly laughs, waving Albert off.)
Chris Elite: Naaaaaaah. Naaaaaaaaaaaah! We’re not doing this thing right here. It’s like y’all wanna scare me straight or something, but it’s not going to work! I said what I said and I stand by it. Since Andre ain’t gonna come out, then I’m not going to entertain him at all. It’s that simple. He don’t run me, and that’s it. Y’all can go ahead and find someone naive to big league.
Albert Hitchman: Is that your final answer?
Chris Elite: Yes, Regis, damn! That is my final answer! Acting like we on that game show. You’re not changing my mind!
(Albert pauses, pursuing his lips. Then, he ‘tsks’, letting out a sigh and giving an ambivalent shrug of the shoulders.)
Albert Hitchman: We figured it would come down to this, which is why a sacrifice was necessary.
(Chris’ brows knit into confusion, along with the rest of the audience.)
Flannery McCoy: A ‘sacrifice’? What does he mean by that?
(All of a sudden, the titantron comes to life, paving way to a shot of an enraged Andre Walker staring directly into the camera.)
Andre Walker: You idiot. This is all your fault! You did this!
(Chris looks even more puzzled. However, his expression changes, and his eyes go wide in disbelief.)
Chris Elite: No…
(The crowd begins to freak out.)
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED TO JAKE SMITH?!!
(Right there on the screen, the viewer is shown a bloody and laid out Jake Smith on the floor, completely unresponsive. A grotesque sight, but it’s made even worse with Andre stomping down relentlessly, continuing to attack him. Jake, defenesless, remains on the receiving end of the brutal beatdown.)
Flannery McCoy: THIS IS SICK! MAKE IT STOP! WHERE’S SECURITY!?
(Andre drops down to mount Jake on his back, clobbering his head with stiff forearms. The more he strikes, the more everyone panics, including Chris.)
Chris Elite: Hey, STOP! What are you DOING!? Leave him alone!
(Andre doesn’t listen. The cries and pleas do not register with him. He comes to a stand and holds Jake by his arms. He’s like a lifeless doll, unconsciously giving in to the forced movements. His head hangs low. Blood drips from his mouth, nose and forehead. His face is covered with nothing but red. Andre snarls, raising his foot. The camera comes around and dips low, showing Andre standing up above Jake.)
Jake Mercer: Oh, he means business! Jake can’t fight back! However, this is what happens when you piss Andre off!
Flannery McCoy: This is insane! He’s gonna hurt him!
(The fans are stunned, scared, and screaming; their shock only heigtening as Andre raises his boot higher. He slams it down–)
Chris Elite: STOP!!! I ACCEPT!!! I ACCEPT!!!
(– but stops shy of the back of Jake Smith’s head. Rigged breathing slows down, his rage dissipating. Andre’s eyes darts to the camera, as if to look at Chris directly through them.)
Andre Walker: You accept?
(Chris nods his head.)
Chris Elite: Yes, man, I do! We can have the match! Gawd Contract and all!
Stew-O: Jesus…
(The fans aren’t even sure how to process the deal. Albert is elated, whereas Andre calms down, returning to his usual demeanor. He lets Jake go, who slumps down unceremoniosuly onto the floor.)
(Then, a smirk cracks on the face of the Kaiser.)
Andre Walker: Good. Now, come and pick up your trash.
(He walks off, and Albert takes his leave as well. Chris gets out of the ring and hightails it to the backstage area, rushing to get to Jake as fast as possible.)
Stew-O: I… I don’t even know what to say. What a vicious display we saw from Andre Walker.
Jake Mercer: He sought to get that match any way possible, and it worked… even if it maybe a bit hard to digest.
Flannery McCoy: Maybe? Jake, this can’t be brushed off lightly! We just saw Andre Walker take Jake Smith out, likely for the foreseeable future! And all because he wanted to get that Gawd Contract! I don’t care who you are, but if that doesn’t make you sick to your stomach, then what kind of person are you?
(Chris continues to run, frantically searching for his partner. From here, Friday Night Dynasty fades to black and things are left on a damning, abhorrent note.)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)
