(EAW Intro Plays.)
(The show begins with a brief recap of last weeks festivities. Highlights from matches that showcase huge wins for Khamsin, Lethal Consequences, Jalyn Garcia, SEBAS, Charlie Marr & Dray Fontana, and Sarah Price. We also watched as the team ofMark Macias and Limmy Monaghan known as The Grand Athlete won their bout and became the number one contenders to the Unified World Tag Team Championships. We also learned that Chris Elite was officially declared number one contender to The Visual Prophet’s World Heavyweight Championship at Operation: Doomsday. The feud between Lethal Consequences and Andre Walker got heated after Walker disrespected him ahead of Lethal Consequences Midsummer Massacre Invitational. One which can see Lethal Consequences get a Answers World Championship opportunity if he wins. The double beef Serena Bennett has with Andrea Valentine and Minerva intensified as both women found the opportunity to get the upper hand on Serena. The show ended following a spoiled main event thanks to Lethal Consequences interfering and hitting Andre Walker with the No Cal punch to assist Sarah Price in a big win.)
(The show begins with the usual pyrotechnics as the Performance Center in New Jersey aka The Impact Zone is live and vibrant. The socially distanced crowd is seen spread out, waving signs, and supporting their favorite elitists. “All my homies fuck with Sarah Price” sign can be seen as the camera panned around the crowd. “Community Resistance In Progress” sweaters with Serena Bennett’s face on the front are shown as well as we float around the building as the Dynasty theme music plays on. We finally arrive at the commentary table as we see Stew-O in a burnt red suit, Flannery McCoy in a nice navy dress, and Jake Mercer with his hair in a man-bun, a “Pizza Boy Forever” shirt under his sports coat as a smug look is painted on his face.)
Stew-O: Still here, still solid, and still sending love to everyone effected by this pandemic and economic struggle. WE ARE EAW AND THIS IS FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY! I am Stew-O and with me as always is the lovely, delicate, but feisty Flannery McCoy! Flan!
Flannery McCoy: Yes, it is I and you are you! Big Stew! I’m so excited for tonight’s show, tonight’s matches, and everything involved as we inch closer to the big FPV’s to start off this season. Operation: Doomsday, Bloodsport, Midsummer Massacre…it’s so much coming and I’m dying to see our favorite elitist going off from now until then. SEASON 14 BABY!
Stew-O: I agree, indeed. To the other side of the table, we have the redacted Reddit commentator, the independent wrestling stalker, and the encyclopedia of grappling media…Jake Mercer is here ladies and gentlemen.
Jake Mercer: YESSIRKII! Come and get your bitch, she so thirsty! It’s ya boy, Jake Mercerski. It’s a damn shame we are still stuck here in New Jersey because some of these matches tonight legit deserve to be held inside more appropriate arenas. The Impact Zone is incredible, everyone knows I love and respect what EAW has done during this, and I am grateful to still have a job with corona still lingering…BUT, IMPACT VS DRAY FONTANA WOULD BE A FIVE STAR CLASSIC IN THE TOKYO DOME!
Flannery McCoy: I expect it to be a classic here, in the Impact Zone as you put it.
Jake Mercer: HOME GAME FOR THE HOMIE IMP!
Stew-O: That’s just one of the many incredible matches we have in store for you all tuning in tonight. I myself will hold a sit down interview with Pure Champion Xander Payne and the number one contender to that belt Dray Fontana.
Flannery McCoy: We also have the contract signing between The Visual Prophet and Chris Elite with Veena Adams hosting it as their World Heavyweight Championship match at Operation: Doomsday gets set in stone.
Jake Mercer: Pure God Xander Payne looks to open up this show vs MITSUBACHI and I expect that to be a slugfest as well.
(‘Surfin’ by Kid Cudi and Pharrell begins to play.)
Stew-O: Looks like our match isn’t showing up immediately.
(Out slowly walks Serena Bennett. The crowd pops as Serena is seen in a black sequined romper with a pair of heels on as her blue hair bounces with each step she takes.)
Flannery McCoy: You know, Serena Bennett is hell bent on taking her lackluster season 13 outings and burying it in the past and she has opportunities to do that this season. Some may say she bit off more than she could chew challenging Andrea Valentine to a match at Operation: Doomsday and also challenging Minerva for her Universal Women’s Championship but with how motivated she has seem thus far, you got to give credit to her for stepping it up in season 14.
Jake Mercer: You can give her credit but it all means nothing if she doesn’t get the job done. Andrea Valentine isn’t on Dynasty to half ass anything, she was just a World Champion in a unisex division until Sexy Rexy beat her for her title at Pain for Pride. Not to mention Minerva is one of the few champions that remained champion going into and leaving Pain for Pride this season. You can love Serena and respect her gumption but too many spinning plates can inevitably lead to something breaking. Last time she got in a Universal Women’s title match, she got destroyed by Kassidy Heart at last year’s Operation: Doomsday show. Last big feuds she was involved in, she nearly lost an eye to Sienna Jade.
Stew-O: Thing is, like Flannery pointed out, Serena obviously seems more motivated and focused than last season. A motivated and focused Serena is an all time great talent regardless of gender in my humble opinion.
(Serena walks up the steel stairs as she gingerly makes her way under the bottom rope and into the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: You got to wonder who exactly booked this inter gender tag team match with Charlie Marr and The Visual Prophet taking on Andrea and Serena. Both women are in the midst of a heated rivalry and I can’t figure out if it was StarrStan trying to make a big match up or if it was Veena Adams with a sneaky little “Fuck you guys” attempt aimed at the competitors.
Jake Mercer: If it’s Veena fucking with Andrea, that would be an odd choice, seeing as Veena helped Andrea get her first win this season after she screwed over Chris Elite. Maybe Veena wants Charlie Marr and Viz to take apart two rivals who are hell bent on hurting one another? Veena did help Marr and Viz win gold these past two seasons.
Stew-O: Both men are in different mind states and positions than they were when Veena was helping them. Let’s just hope for all our sake’s the match is as epic as it could be given the talent involved!
(Serena is given a microphone as she stands in the ring. Her music fades and she begins to speak.)
Serena Bennett: Part of me wants to come out here and do the usual bravado, pop my lips, and hit y’all with some catchphrases and shit. You know, talk to me nice and all that noise. Not tonight. I’m out here and I’m in this ring to talk to two different kinds of broads that seem to have me all the way fucked up. Two bitches with wet dog perfume floating off their pasty bodies. Two skanks with a lot of fucking nerve to try and make me look foolish and almost got away with it. This is the thing you two sluts need to understand; ain’t no stopping me this season. Minerva is holding a belt that she won’t be holding after I drag her up and down this very ring at Bloodsport. Andrea Valentine is taking advantage of me during vulnerable situations when my back is turned but best believe she will have to try that same shit to my face at Operation: Doomsday. If any of you are paying attention, if any of you watch the results, and anybody that pays attention to the C-Show…Minerva got served up at Voltage. Maybe server is the wrong word. How about sliced? Yeah, sliced. I sliced your Universal Women’s Champion with broke shards of glass like a birthday cake and that’s just the beginning. You disrespect me and you will eventually have to deal with me. I’m not playing with none of you hoes this season. NAN NONE OF YOU HOES!
(Serena flips her hair.)
Serena Bennett: Last week I worked the hell out of Minerva and sent my message to her. I woke up this morning, checked my schedule, and realized it was YOUR turn to get some of that energy I gave her. Weeks ago, on the debut episode of this season, Andrea accepted my challenge for Operation: Doomsday and said she really didn’t want to be overlooked by me and ignored in favor of my title match with Minerva. Baby girl, I’m not ignoring anything or anyone! You hate the idea of being looked at as a side quest. Don’t worry Andrea, you won’t be. You got my full and undivided attention. You got the full focus and force of Serena Bennett aimed at you this week. Yeah, we set to team up against Charlie and Viz but that’s not an invitation for me to ignore the shit you did to me at all. Understand me? I bet you do now. You can try to play the nice girl route and expect us to be cooperative tonight and maybe we will be and we both leave with a win over Marr and Viz…but you better not sleep on me. I’m not even going to pretend like I’m not planning on hurting you again. You ca-
(‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX begins to play. Serena is interrupted as an angered face appears on her face. Andrea comes out with a smirk of her own as Serena begins to look very irritated. Andrea is wearing a pair of denim jeans, a tube top, and a pair of tennis shoes as she begins walking down the ramp.)
Stew-O: This feud is slowly becoming a fan favorite as the simmering rivalry between Serena and Andrea has a crash course coming at Operation: Doomsday. Two of EAW’s most talented women’s athletes, both can be seen as stand outs on Dynasty so far this season.
Flannery McCoy: Andrea Valentine may be considered the more successful of the two, but Serena is no slouch. Serena may have had a much shorter World Championship run but she also has a Grand Rampage win as a huge achievement as well.
Jake Mercer: Not to mention she has a winning record against Andrea Valentine, too.
(Andrea walks up the steel stairs as Serena rolls her eyes. Andrea is given a microphone as her music fades out.)
Andrea Valentine: Listen, I-
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! Serena didn’t even let her get a second word out! Microphone shot by Serena to the temple of Andrea Valentine staggers her! Serena leaps and tackles Andrea Valentine. SERENA BEGINS PUMMELLING ANDREA WITH CLOSED FISTS AS ANDREA DESPERATELY TRIES TO BLOCK HER!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA KICKS HER OFF HER AS SERENA AND VALENTINE BOTH ROLL BACKWARDS ON THE GROUND AND MANAGE TO GET TO THEIR FEET! ANDREA CHARGES AND CLOTHESLINE SERENA BENNETT! SERENA IS ON HER BACK AS ANDREA LEAPS AND GOES FOR A ELBOW DROP…NO! SERENA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! ANDREA AND SERENA GET TO THEIR FEET AND DROPKICK BY SERENA!
Flannery McCoy: BLOCKED BY ANDREA! SERENA KIPS UP OFF THE GROUND AS ANDREA TURNS…SPINNING BACKFIST CONNECTS! WAIT! NO! SERENA CATCHES HER BACKFIST RIGHT BEFORE IT HITS HER CHIN AND SPINS ANDREA VALENTINE AROUND…
Stew-O: TIP TOE BY SERENA!
Flannery McCoy: NO! THE RIOT KICK IS BLOCKED BY ANDREA AS BOTH WOMEN STAGGER BACKWARDS BEFORE CHARGING ONCE AGAIN! BOTH SERENA AND ANDREA LOCK UP AND BEGIN EXCHANGING STIFF ELBOW STRIKES OVER AND OVER AS FINALLY THE REFEREES AND THE ENTIRE LOCKER-ROOM COMES SPRINTING OUT!
Stew-O: This is madness. Serena Bennett and Andrea Valentine are being separated by the referees and the Dynasty locker-room. These two women are set to team up against Charlie Marr and The Visual Prophet and I cannot lie, they just might not be stable enough to pull off the upset win tonight.
Flannery McCoy: They might turn it into a one vs one vs two at this rate!
Jake Mercer: I just feel like a bottle of lotion and some candles would have made this the best intro in Dynasty history.
Flannery McCoy: :snoop:
Jake Mercer: :shaq:
(The scene fades as we see Serena being pushed into a turnbuckle corner by several elitists while the others are trying desperately to drag Andrea Valentine out of the ring and stop the madness.)
(Cameron Ella Ava stars in a commercial promoting Badia seasoning since Goya is still cancelled)
(“Black Honey” by Thrice as Mitsubachi steps out on the stage to a mixed reaction. He shrugs off the response as he has a laser focused look on his face a she begins his walk to the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!! INTRODUCING FIRST….FROM JAPAN….WEIGHING IN AT 187 LBS….MMIITTTSSSSSUUUBBAACCCCHHHHIIII!!!!!!!
Stew-O: An impressive talent and a talent I think Dynasty stole in the Draft! Luck hasn’t been bouncing his way lately but a competitor like him, we all know he can bounce back form it and he has a big chance to do it here tonight. He showed flashes of his brilliance on Showdown last season but he’s ready to break through here on team red!
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill plays as Xander get overwhelmingly booed by the Performance Center recruits. He flips off the fans with one hand a she holds the PURE Title on his shoulder with the other.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…..FROM TORONTO, CANADA…WEIGHING IN AT 159 LBS……HE IS THE EAW PURE CHAMPION…….XXXAANNNDDDEEEERRRR PPAAAAYYYNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: He’s still goin with that 159?!?! :mjlol: :mjlol: :mjlol:
Flannery McCoy: He came up short a few times on the blue brand and he’s not taking any chances here on Dynasty! He wants to elevate that PURE Championship to heights it’s never seen before and he took a great first step beating Jake for it and he has a defense against Dray coming soon. Tonight he has a chance to put not just Dray on notice, but the entire Dynasty locker roomQ
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And this match is underway now, and both men circle the ring. Now both men step to the center and lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up! Xander gets the advantage as he locks in a side headlock on Mitsubachi, and Mitsubachi tries pushing Xander off him to the ropes by Xander holds on and Mitsubachi drops to a knee! Mitsuback gets back to a vertical base and connects with a back to belly wrestling slam and then he spins around to the front of Xander’s head…and he kicks Xander on the top of his head as hard as he can as Xander rolls away into the corner!
Flannery McCoy: But Mitsubachi doesn’t allow Xander any time to recover as he charges Xander Payne in the corner…but Xander Payne counters with a back body drop over the top rope in the corner, but Mitsubachi managed to hold on and land on the apron, Xander Payne turns around…ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM MITSUBACHI THAT STAGGERS XANDER! Mitsubachi looks to his side and climbs up the top rope…Xander turns around–FRONT STANDING DROPKICK CONNECTS! MITSUBACHI IS FEELING FIRED UP RIGHT NOW!
Jake Mercer: Xander Payne rolls out of the ring to try to get a small breather, but MITSUBACHI AIN’T HAVING IT AS HE RUNS FULL STEAM–SUICIDE DIVE THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE!! BUT NO! XANDER PAYNE CAUGHT HIM IN MID AIR! AND NOW XANDER LIFTS UP MITSUBACHI AND THROWS HIM FACE FIRST LIKE A DART INTO THE PLEXIGLASS!
Stew-O: Xander Payne picks up Mitsubachi and right away places him between his legs…he’s gonna try powerbombing him on the edge of the ring apron here! But Mitsubachi is trying to fight it off, but Xander still lifts him up….MITSUBACHI THROWING REPETITIVE RIGHT HANDS TO GET HIS WAY OUT OF THIS…AND HE REVERSES IT INTO A SPINNING HURRICANRANA AND XANDER GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE PLEXIGLASS NOW! Mitsubachi is back up and goes right on the attack…and he slams Xander by the back of the head into the Plexiglass! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN!!
Flannery McCoy: Mitsubachi throws Xander back in the ring and Mitsubachi slowly crawls back in after him and begins to set up Xander…he runs at Xander looking for perhaps a high knee but Xander caught the leg and connects with a dragon screw! Xander stands up and…STANDING CANNONBALL SENTON CONNECTS! Xander hooks the leg!
Stew-O: Mitsubachi kicks out, and Xander Payne was expecting it as he hops on top and begins raining down elbow shots to the forehead of Mitsubachi! Xander now picks up and places Mitsubachi in the corner now, shoulder thrust from Xander! Another shoulder thrust from Xander! Xander now picks up Mitsubachi and places him on the top rope! Xander now climbs up with him and he’s gonna go for a superplex here! Mitsubachi isn’t gonna let it happen though as he throws a shot to the gut and that causes Xander to break his grip! Forearm now from Mitsubachi! Headbutt from Xander!
Flannery McCoy: IT’S A BATTLE UP THERE AS BOTH MEN ARE BATTLING FOR THE ADVANTAGE ON THE OTHER! KNIFE HIGH KICK TO TH SIDE OF XANDER’S HEAD AND XANDER IS BARELY HANGING ON NOW AS HE’S DAZED ON THE TOP ROPE! AND MITSUBACHI NOW….SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE CONNECTS AND HE STACKS UP XANDER AFTERWARDS FOR THE COVER!!
Stew-O: NO!! Xander powered out of it! And Mitsubachi tries to pick up Xander by the head off the mat, but Xander out of nowhere picks him up and slams him back first to the mat! Both men begin to make their way to their feet, and Xander was a little bit quicker as….XANDER GOES FOR A SUPERKICK! BUT MITSUBACHI CATCHES HIM WITH A JUMPING ENZUIGIRI TO THE HEAD AND XANDER STUMBLES BACK TO THE ROPES AND BALANCES HIMSELF ON THEM! XANDER WALKS BACK TO MITSUBACHI AND MITSUBACHI LIFTS UP XANDER HIGH IN A SCOOP SLAM POSITION–BUT XANDER SLIPS OUT FORM BEHIND AND TRIES PUSHING MITSUBACHI FORWARD AND THEN TURNS AROUND….SPINNING HEEL KICK CONNECTS ON XANDER! IS THIS GONNA BE ENOUGH?!
Jake Mercer: Nope! Mitsubachi now waits for Xander to stand up and turn around, and Xander does….REPETITIVE CHOPS AND LOW KICKS CONNECTS ON XANDER! MITSUBACHI NOW RUNS TO THE ROPES…BUT XANDER CATCHES HIM WITH THAT POP-UP POWERBOMB! BUT NO MITSUBACHI REVERSED THAT INTO A SPINNING TORNADO DDT! NICE TRANSITION THERE! Mitsubachi doesn’t go for the cover though as he walks over to the corner and begins to climb up the ropes, what in the world does he have on his mind?
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI STANDS HIGH ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE….BUT XANDER THROWS HIS BODY ON THE ROPES CAUSING MITSUBACHI TO LOSE HIS BALANCE ON THE TOP AND LAND RIGHT ON THE GROIN ON THE TURNBUCKLE! XANDER WITH AN INSANE AMOUNT OF ATHLETICISM RUNS UP TO THE TOP ROPE WITH MITSUBACHI…AND WITH ONE QUICK MOTION CONNECTS WITH A SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! XANDER LANDED ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD PRETTY HARD THERE AS HE HASN’T GONE FOR THE COVER!
Flannery McCoy: Xander after a good 30 seconds begins to make his way to his feet holding the back of his head in serious pain, and he walks over to grab Mitsubachi to perhaps finish the match…BUT MITSUBACHI CATCHES XANDER PAYNE IN A INSIDE CRADLE PIN FROM OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
Stew-O: XANDER ESCAPES AND BOTH MEN RACE TO THEIR FEET AND RUN AT ONE ANOTHER….XANDER GOES FOR A VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE BUT MITSUBACHI DUCKS AND RUNS AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK! XANDER STANDS AND MITSUBACHI CONNECTS WITH A STANDING DROPKICK! XANDER SWINGS AND MISSES ONCE MORE….MITSUBACHI HAS HIM IN POSITION.,…GTTFFFFOOO!!!!!!! THE EXPLODER SUPLEX CONNECTS AS MITSUBACHI CRAWLS AND HOOKS THE LEG!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER GET THE FOOT ON THE ROPE! GREAT RING AWARENESS THERE FROM THE PURE CHAMPION! NOW MITSUBACHI IS PRETTY MUCH BEGGING FOR XANDER TO GET TO HIS FEET NOW, AND XANDER IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS AS HE TURNS AROUND AND MITSUBACHI RUNS AT HIM–BUT XANDER SIDESTEPS AND SENDS MITSUBACHI SHOULDER FIRST THROUGH THE SECOND ROPE HITTING THE RING POST! XANDER GRABS THE PANTS OF MITSUBACHI AND BRINGS HIM TO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND PICKS HIM UP IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR POSITION!
Jake Mercer: OH SHIT!!! XANDER LIFTS HIM HIGH IN THE AIR BUT MITSUBACHI REVERSES IT INTO A FACEBUSTER SOMEHOW! Mitsubachi is slamming the mat in anger from his shoulder being in pain from the ring post and he begins to stir back to his feet, and MITSUBACHI GOES FOR THE QUIET LOCK AS HE ROLLS THROUGH FOR THE ARMBAR!!! BUT XANDER HAS HIS FINGERS LOCKED REFUSING TO LET IT HAPPEN! XANDER IS SCREAMING AS MITSUBACHI IS TRYING TO PULL THAT ARM BACK, AND IF HE DOES XANDER MIGHT BE DONE FOR IN THIS MATCH!
Stew-O: XANDER REVERSES THE PRESSURE AND ROLLS IN AN UPRIGHT POSITION AND NOW HE USES HIS WEIGHT ADVANTAGE AND HE PICKS UP MITSUBACHI AND SLAMS HIM STRAIGHT BACK ON THE MAT CAUSING HIM TO LET GO OF HIS ARM! XANDER IS LOOKING TO PUT THIS AWAY AS HE PLACES MITSUBACHI BETWEEN HIS LEGS, BUT MITSUBACHI COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP! XANDER IS IN THE CORNER NOW, AND MITSUBACHI CHARGES GOING FOR A LEAPING FOREARM BUT XANDER MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAS POSSIBLE SECOND! MITSUBACHI IS UNAWARE AS HE TURNS AROUND….SUPERKICK FROM XANDER PAYNE!!! AND NOW XANDER PAYNE BRINGS MITSUBACHI TO THE CENTER OF THE RING…..PPAAYNNNEEEKIILLLLEERRRR!!!!! THE COVER NOW AS XANDER PAYNE HOOKS THE LEG!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“It Follows” plays as Xander stands and gets his hand raised by the referee.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER……XXXAAANNNDDEERRRRR PPAAYYYNNNEEEEE!!!!!!
Stew-O: Impressive win here tonight for the PURE Champion! Great fight showed from MITSUBACHI perhaps even showing why he’s a future champion on this brand but tonight belongs to Xander as he builds some momentum going into Operation Doomsday! You know he’;; have a close eye on Impact vs Dray Fontana later tonight!
(Xander Payne exits the ring and holds the PURE Title up high celebrating his win as the camera fades to black.)
(Highlights of last week’s match with The Losers Union ending in a breakup between Jason McKormick and Christian Demarco)
(‘DEVIL’ by Shinedown hits as Jason McKormick steps out onto the stage in his wrestling attire with an EAW microphone in his hand. The crowd gives McKormick a loud reaction as they are excited to hear what he is about to say. McKormick looks pissed as he makes his way towards the ring.)
Stew-O: There are so many questions regarding this man, Jason McKormick, and his fellow Loser’s Union partner, Christian Demarco, as it looks like last week was the last time that we’ll ever see those two working together.
Flannery McCoy: The two Elitists were going back and forth with on another earlier in the week last week, and their loss to The Grand Athletes was definitely the moment where everything exploded between Demarco and McKormick.
Jake Mercer: So we’re just about to hear what one loser has to say to the other loser?
Flannery McCoy: They had a decent record as a team, Jake. They actually won quite a few matches.
Jake Mercer: They’re still losers in my book.
(Jason McKormick is seen entering the ring. He paces back and forth for a moment as his music cuts, then stops in the center of the ring. McKormick looks up at the crowd and brings the microphone up to his lips.)
Jason McKormick: Last week, we experienced one of the greatest moments of my career because that was the week where I FINALLY broke free from that idiot known as Christian Demarco. You see, it’s hard to be a part of a successful team when your partner wants to put ALL of the blame on me. It’s as if he can never take fault for his own actions and so I become the one that gets punished for it. Shoot, there was even a time where I was verbally attacked by Christian after a win because I wasn’t the one that secured the pin for our team. I took beatings against giants like Lance Blackfyre.. I stood toe to toe with that monster while Christian couldn’t even keep himself in the ring for a lousy minute and yet since I was the one that got pinned, I’m the one that takes all of the blame? Was I not the one busting my ass in the ring while he kept getting thrown out? And then we have last week where I’m pretty sure Christian wants to put the blame on my head for the fallout of the Loser’s Union.. But you know what? It’s fine, because I don’t mind being known as the man that left Christian alone as the sole Loser of The Loser’s Union.. I had to carry this man for way too long. Let him get by without taking any blame for our misfortunes.. I don’t mind dropping the dead weight that he was.. What a loser..
(‘Popular Monster’ by Falling in Reverse hits, as Christian Demarco steps out onto the stage in his wrestling gear and an EAW Microphone in his hand. The crowd gives Demarco a loud reaction as he begins to make his way down towards the ring. Jason McKormick has an annoyed look on his face as he stares down Demarco. Demarco looks back at McKormick with intensity in his eyes before sliding into the ring. Christian then walks right up to Jason and gets in his face.)
Christian Demarco: I’M THE SOLE LOSER OF THE LOSER’S UNION!? IS THAT SO!?
Jason McKormick: Yes, now back up.. You’re spitting in my face..
Christian Demarco: I’LL SPIT IN YOUR FACE IF I WANT TO DAMNIT!! I AM NOT GOING TO STAND HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU LIE IN FRONT OF ALL OF THESE PEOPLE!!!
Jason McKormick: Lie?
Christian Demarco: Yes, lie! It’s all cap, Jason. All of it! Especially the idea of you carrying me! Do you realize that I took third in the 24/7 Battle Royal at Pain for Pride 13? Don’t you remember? Or were you too busy getting eliminated much earlier than that?
Jason McKormick: What does that have to do with anything? Just because you can have a somewhat decent showing one night out of the year doesn’t mean that you weren’t a pathetic partner.
Christian Demarco: Maybe that’s true, but it also means that I can do great things without you. Something that you haven’t been able to do without me.
Jason McKormick: This is coming from the dude that was 0-3 before he got his first victory?
Christian Demarco: Yes, and that victory was against YOU! Those three losses beforehand were also against the likes of Kassidy Heart, Andre Walker, and Justin Windgate! Three Elitists that were very well established when they faced me in the earliest moments of my career. And even with my lack of experience back then, I was able to put up a fight! I never gave up. I never backed down. No matter who it was, I fought through the anxiety that I felt and I gave them a fight that they weren’t expecting. And as I stand here in front of you, and I take in the fact that we are no longer teammates, I begin realize that this is my time.. My time to do what I was destined to do ON MY OWN this entire from the very beginning.. And that’s becoming the fastest rising prospect on Friday Night Dynasty!!
(‘Bow Down’ by I Prevail hits, as Seth Osiris steps out onto the stage with an EAW Microphone. He looks up at Christian and Jason McKormick and begins to speak.)
Seth Osiris: Woah.. Woah.. Are we really supposed to act like Jason McKormick wasn’t using Christian Demarco to stay relevant this entire time? Or that Christian is stable and not hiding behind his emotions and others like he always does? As cute as this little Loser Reunion is, I had to step up the second I heard Christian talking about him being the fastest rising prospect on Dynasty.. That’s not the case, because I am. This isn’t a game to me Christian. When I’m in that ring, I’m fierce. I know where my head is at. I don’t need to hide behind certain emotions and I don’t need to hide behind a tag team partner to make an impact on Dynasty either. If anyone is going to be the fastest rising prospect on Dynasty, it’s going to be-
(Out steps Khamsin as he has a microphone in his hand. Seth Osiris lowers his microphone as Khamsin steps beside him and begins to speak. The crowd begins to boo.)
Khamsin: Do you hear that? The greatest theme song in all of Elite Answers Wrestling.
(The “music” of boos continues to be heard from the crowd.)
Khamsin: Someone that gets a reception as loud as that deserves to be recognized as the man that’s going to rise the fastest on Dynasty this season. I’m a wrestling deity! A god amongst men! You all know it. I know it. I’m the man that will make sure the heroes that these pathetic fans cheer for fall to my feet. Only a true talent like myself can make that happen..
(‘Black Honey’ by Thrice hits, as MITSUBACHI steps out onto the stage. The boos continue to pour in as The Silent Killer begins to speak)
MITSUBACHI: A true talent? Have you all forgotten that I competed in the Cash in the Vault Ladder Match after only 3 months of being in this company? If we’re talking about the fastest rising Dynasty Prospect, I hate to break it to you all, but you’re all behind me.
Khamsin: A god is behind no one..
MITSUBACHI: I got a Murder Hornet that’ll make you think otherwise!
Khamsin: Try me..
(‘La Guayaba’ by Riccie Oriach hits, as the fans instantly begin to cheer. SEBAS steps out onto the stage with a mic in his hands and begins to speak.)
SEBAS: No need to pull out any murder hornets.. Not now at least.. But, if I am hearing you all correctly, you all think you’re the fastest rising prospect on Dynasty? That can’t be the case, because I just so happen to be a part of the Dynasty roster. I know what the recognition of being the top prospect brings. I know the opportunities that follow that title, and I will not stop until that is what I am recognized as.. I am more determined to make it happen than every single one of you..
(Dynasty’s theme song hits, as StarrStan steps out in an expensive suit. He stands in the center of the stage in between the four elitists that just came out, as Christian Demarco and Jason McKormick look back at him from the ring.)
StarrStan: Alright, Alright, Alright.. I admire the fact that you all want to be looked at as the next break-out Elitist on Friday night Dynasty, but you can’t give yourselves that label without actually proving that you really are the fastest rising prospect on this show. But hey, I’ll do you all a favor.. Actually it’s a favor for myself because I am curious to see how this will turn out. This is the start of a new season, and I feel like the best way that we can really see which prospect has the edge over the others is by scheduling a showcase match at Operation: Doomsday!! So, at Operation: Doomsday, all six of you will be competing in a match that will determine who the fastest rising star on Friday night Dynasty is! I hope you all look forward to showing not just me, but all of EAW how much you’re willing to go through to be looked at as the top Prospect!
(Dynasty’s theme song hits once more as Starrstan raises his arms out for the crowd. He then turns around and exits from the scene as we see all six Elitists looking at one another. They all realize how big of an opportunity this match at Operation: Doomsday will be as each person has some sort of fire in their eyes.)
Stew-O: What an announcement by Starr Stan! With all of this young talent on Friday night Dynasty, this will be a great way to see who’s a step above the rest!
Jake Mercer: My money is on the Losers.
Flannery McCoy: Wait, but aren’t they Losers to you?
Jake Mercer: They had a decent record as a team. They actually won quite a few matches, Flannery.
(Flannery McCoy slaps Jake Mercer across the face)
Flannery McCoy: Don’t mock me Jake..
(We get one last look at all six of the Dynasty prospects before the screen fades to black.)
(Dynasty comes back on air with Christian Demarco, Seth Osiris, Jason McKormick & Komatsu Ogawa who are already there from the prior segment, getting ready for their match to begin)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Let’s get this thing started! Who we got? Who we got? Looks like Jason McKormick and Christian DeMarco are stepping in the ring against each other. My god look at the hatred on these two men’s faces. They are going to tear each other apart! Not even a moment’s hesitation as they begin to go in on each other trading blows in the center of the ring! Lefts and rights firing off with all the quickness in the world! But look! It’s… it’s Christian! He just hit a picture perfect Dropkick to McKormick! Down he goes! Down he goes! DeMarco bounces right back up off his belly as he begins dancing around McKormick thrilled at having taken him down. But at the urging of his partner Seth Osiris he goes for the quick cover!
Flannery McCoy: Not even a one count there as Jason McKormick swiftly kicks out of that early cover from Christian DeMarco! DeMarco quickly grabs McKormick and tosses him into the corner and begins laying into him with repeated strikes including a Spinning Back Elbow Strike catching him hard in the jaw. DeMarco makes the tag in now to Seth Osiris! DeMarco with a Snapmare takedown to McKormick before he runs across the ring… Running Punt Kick to McKormick justs as he was sitting up in the ring! But DeMarco needs to get his ass out the ring or he gonna get disqualified right here!
Referee: OUT! OUT! OUT!
Jake Mercer: WAIT HERE COMES SETH OSIRIS! SETH OSIRIS WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE TAKING THE HEAD RIGHT OFF THE SEATED JASON MCKORMICK! SETH REMINDING JASON THAT HE WILL NEVER ESCAPE HIS TRUE NATURE AS A MEMBER OF THE LOSER’S UNION!!!
Flannery McCoy: Ahem… well I don’t know about that but Christian DeMarco still has not left the ring! Running Splash on Jason McKormick as DeMarco is relentlessly ruthlessly punishing this man with no remorse! The referee is losing his patience! But Seth Osiris is up on the top rope now! Flying Elbow Smash!!! It connects to McKormick! The cover now as DeMarco finally leaves the ring taking his designated position in the corner!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout by Jason McKormick! Seth Osiris immediately yanks him back up looking violent! Osiris with a hard chop to the chest of McKormick as he rocks him back in the ring with several more! He knocks him back into the ropes… BUT MCKORMICK USES THE MOMENTUM TO WRAP HIS ARMS AROUND THE NECK OF OSIRIS!!!
Jake Mercer: But Seth Osiris easily brushes Jason McKormick off him shoving him away back into the ropes. But an opportunistic tag there by Komatsu Ogawa as his partner hit the ropes! I’m not so sure Osiris even noticed!!! McKormick bounces back across the ring… but walks into a Spinning Clothesline from Osiris knocking him down and out! Osiris runs the ropes… but Komatsu Ogawa grabs him from behind holding him up against the ropes! McKormick charges in with a Running Knee Strike to the gut catching him hard between the ropes and sending his neck jerking back and forth between the EAW ropes which some say are the tightest in the world. McKormick also making the tag to Ogawa in the same swift movement as his strike! Osiris falls down to the mat as Ogawa drops to the floor and begins to pummel Osiris from the outside dragging his body halfway out to the apron. Ogawa now beating on the chest of Osiris as he holds him out prone across the apron. McKormick now climbing up to the top rope! LEAPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE CHEST OF SETH OSIRIS OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!! HE COMES CRASHING DOWN WITH INTENSITY!!!
Flannery McCoy: Bah gawd almighty Stew! Both Jason McKormick and Komatsu Ogawa now taking turns lighting up Seth Osiris on the outside as the referee is shown keeping Christian DeMarco at bay. DeMarco unable to even come save his tag team partner! McKormick rolls back in as he makes the tag to Ogawa who steps between the ropes looking serious. He picks up Osiris and drops him down quickly with a casual Burning Hammer. The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: Kickout at the last millisecond by Seth Osiris! Komatsu Ogawa picks Osiris back up as he begins chopping him repeatedly across the chest. Ogawa with a loud yell to Osiris catching him off guard as he falls back into the corner. Ogawa slaps him across the face! But Osiris steps back up woozily… only to slap Ogawa as well! Ogawa returns the favor with a slap of his own! Both men now back and forth here! Ogawa! Osiris! Ogawa! Osiris! O-name #1! O-name #2! Everybody knows that I Stew-O am the true O-name.
Jake Mercer: O
Flannery McCoy: Komatsu Ogawa picks up Seth Osiris after winning the battle of slaps and drapes his opponent over his shoulder. He slowly repositions him vertically before dropping him on his head with a Tombstone Piledriver! Ogawa with the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: Just barely Seth Osiris managed to kick out! Komatsu Ogawa may not have done a lot so far but what he has done has been hard hitting as hell. Ogawa isolating his opponent and using the most deadly maneuvers he can think of. That is definitely a bold strategy! Osiris pulls himself up in the corner as Ogawa charges in and begins goring him repeatedly like an angry pull just driving him hard into that corner. Ogawa tags in Jason McKormick as he continues to gore Osiris into the corner. McKormick comes in as he leaps onto Ogawa’s back in the corner and comes down with a giant Curb Stomp to the top of Osiris’ head pushing his skull all the way down from the turnbuckle corner to the ring mat! McKormick with the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT CHRISTIAN DEMARCO HAS HAD ENOUGH! He has entered the ring and is attacking McKormick! No! McKormick quickly tagged Ogawa back in and rolled out of the ring! McKormick taunting DeMarco who clearly wants to get his hands on him but McKormick is thrilled at the idea of depriving DeMarco of what he clearly wants so badly! But DeMarco grabs the hand of Osiris and drags him back to the corner to tag himself in! DeMarco then leaps into the ring and grabs the hand of Ogawa and uses it to tag McKormick bag in! What the hell DeMarco engineering this match to his own whims! McKormick refusing to enter the ring so DeMarco will bring him in himself!
Flannery McCoy: CHRISTIAN DEMARCO LIGHTING UP JASON MCKORMICK HERE WITH A PUMMEL OF RIGHT HANDS! HE NEARLY SENDS MCKORMICK OVER THE TOP ROPE BUT HE YANKS HIM BACK IN! DEMARCO TAKES MCKORMICK DOWN WITH A SUPERKICK BEFORE PULLING HIM BACK IN… THE ENGLIGHTENMENT CONNECTS! THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners, the team of CHRRRRRRRRRRRRISTIAN DEMARCO AND SETH OSIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIS!!!
(“Popular Monster” by Falling In Reverse hits as Christian DeMarco and Seth Osiris celebrate their victory.)
Jake Mercer: I am at a loss. Christian DeMarco just randomly decided to switch up everything in this match and then immediately ended it with his finisher. How the hell did that happen?
Flannery McCoy: Christian DeMarco with an impressive strategy that I am almost as surprised as you actually worked for him but nevertheless he took that risk and it paid off big time!
Stew-O: Jason McKormick pounding the mat in rage after being handed an L from Christian DeMarco! The Union may have broken up but Christian just proved who the real loser is this week!
(The camera fades into Mason Massacre sitting on top of some boxes listening to music backstage just vibing. We see Jalyn Garcia walked past him, before stopping.)
Jalyn: Oh hey!
(Mason doesn’t pay attention to him. Jalyn rips the headphones off of Masons head)
Jalyn: Oh there we go, can you hear me now?
Mason: What do you want?
Jalyn: I caught your match last week, inspiring stuff. You really put me in my place when you went and lost to LC. What happened to all that talk about how you were going to do what I couldn’t? Was that just a sign of things to come throughout your career? False promises, falling flat on your face? Embarrassment?
Mason: Look perhaps I counted my chickens before they hatches, shit happens.
Jalyn: Naw, shit doesnt just happen. You failed; perhaps you should learn a thing or two about civility, or compassion, or how about a little thing called respect? You want to get noticed? Here’s a shocker, how about not sucking? I think that would be a good start.
(Mason hops off the boxes and gets in Jalyns face)
Mason: Who do you think you are? You’re not a fucking vet, you’re not the person that trained you, you’re just fucking Jalyn Garcia. A short bitch with an ego, because of a title reign. What you think that’s going to be how it is forever? Do you honestly think you can last long with how small you are? You’re not built for longevity kid, you’ll be lucky to make it to see the age of 30 in EAW. You’re not Jamie O’Hara, and you’re not Lethal Consequences.. You want to talk tough because I didn’t follow through on a promise? Shit happens like I said, but I can promise one thing, if it was you and I in that ring, the result would be something different.
(Jalyn gets right back into Masons face)
Jalyn: Is that so? You know a lot of people make proclamations about what they’re going to do; and most the time they don’t follow through. The proclamations that they make are just hopes of something more, not an actual indication of what will be. Do you know how many people said they would take the New Breed Championship from me? A lot, but only til I had to defend it in a multi man match was it ripped away from me. So you can say you’ll do whatever, but your promises don’t mean shit.
Mason: Say what you will about your New Breed title run, but as of right now I don’t see it around your waist. Perhaps your lucks run out; and by the way you never defended your title against me, now did you? I promise you, if you had, the title reign would’ve ended a lot sooner than it did. And by the way, what a great time to fuck up royaly. I mean choosing Pain For Pride to be the place that you absolutely shit the bed, bravo! What you can’t take the limelight Jalyn? I guess all you can do is win when nobody is watching.
Jalyn: Says the guy that hasn’t done jack shit in EAW..
Mason: You want to see what I can do? If EAW gives an inch, I’ll take a foot. I don’t care who you think you are Jalyn, I don’t see shit when I look at you. Like I said, you try to come at me I’ll knock you the fuck out little man. Whether it’s in the ring, or right where you stand, I promise you that..
Jalyn: I hear a lot of talking…
(Jalyn steps up to Mason even more)
Jalyn: Not a lot of action..
Jake Mercer: AND MASON JUST TOOK A SWING AT JALYN! But Jalyn able to avoid it, and now pushes Mason into the boxes he was just sitting on.
Flannery McCoy: But Mason able to get right back to his feet, and has a hold of Jalyn.. Oh thank god! Backstage employees are taking them a part, I don’t think this would’ve ended well for one of them had it gone any longer.
Mason: You’re a bitch Jalyn! A bitch, I’ll kick your ass any day!
(The employees take Jalyn away as the others try to calm down Mason. Mason grabs his headphones, and walks off screen. Camera fades to black) :
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a Triple Threat Match and it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Jake Mercer: Glad it is not three falls. I don’t have all night.
(The whole arena goes dark and a single spotlight beam shines on the stage. Khamsin is standing with his back facing the crowd, almost like a silhouette. He turns around and signals the “Shhh” motion with his fingers on his lips as he makes his way down the ramp to the “music” of the boos. Sometimes he jeers at the fans, going for a backhand slap motion, but most of the time he cares not of them. He slides into the ring and basks in the beam of the spotlight with his arms outstretched.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Alexandria, Egypt weighing in at 210 pounds he is “Le Magnifique” KHAMSINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Jake Mercer: Khamsin isn’t playing no games this week. He is tired of your bullshit and he is going to beat some respect into his opponents here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Khamsin is very… confident I suppose and he knows just how good he is! He is going to put the beatdown on whoever crosses his path!
Stew-O: Khamsin talked all kinds of trash about his opponents this week. Now is his chance to back it up.
(“La Guayaba’ by Riccie Oriach hits to loud cheers from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: And his opponents first from Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic weighing in at 205 pounds he is “Tropical Breeze” SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBAS!!!!!
(SEBAS comes running down to the ring looking happy to be here.)
Jake Mercer: Getting real sick of his shit. Smiling like that all positive. Fuck outta here nobody should be happy. I’m not happy.
Flannery McCoy: I’m sorry to hear that Jake but please don’t project your negative attitude onto the rest of us. SEBAS is a Caribbean sensation who is bringing his Tropical Breeze to Dynasty!
Stew-O: SEBAS defeated Harper Lee and proved he is for real. We will see if he can keep up his winning streak this week!
(“GATTI” by JACKBOYS, Pop Smoke hits!!!)
Stephie Love: The final participant in this match comes from Brooklyn, New York and weighs in at 185 pounds… he is “DRE” ANDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE WALKER!!!!
(Andre Walker comes to the ring looking calm and collected walking to the ring with an air of royalty and superiority to all those in front of his presence.)
Flannery McCoy: Who the hell does he think he is?
Jake Mercer: This is Andre Walker Flan! Show some respect! He is a proud independent king who we all should stan!
Stew-O: Andre Walker believes he should be the face of Dynasty and winning this match will just cement that view in his mind. But more importantly it will bring him once step closer to making his delusional belief a reality.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Immediately as the bell rings SEBAS charges in and plants a big kick in the gut of Andre Walker! Walker keels over as SEBAS hooks the arms possibly looking for a Pedigree or some sort of maneuver like it! But Walker powers out lifting up SEBAS flipping him up and over his body breaking free! But SEBAS flips over grabbing onto the legs of Walker pulling him over with a Sunset Flip! Walker manages to remain on his feet however refusing to be pulled backwards into a pin this early in the contest! But Khamsin is there waiting as he stomps down hard on the chest of SEBAS and grabs his legs yanking him back causing Walker to fall over into the Sunset Flip!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Khamsin off the ropes crashes into the pinfall with a Running Dropkick! Khamsin sneaking in there and striking when he had a grand opportunity to do so! Walker back up using the ropes but Khamsin charges in from behind with a Leaping Knee Strike with force to his back sending him flying up and over the top rope! Walker goes tumbling to the outside landing on his feet on the floor. He drops to his hands and knees crawling to a sitting position as he seeks to regain his composure. Meanwhile back in the ring Khamsin and SEBAS are regaining their footing as they look to square off uninterrupted in the ring! SEBAS pulls himself up in the corner… but here comes Khamsin charging in! But SEBAS tosses Khamsin up and over his shoulder to the outside! No! Khamsin flies over the top rope with agility and lands on the apron behind SEBAS! SEBAS runs the ropes as soon as he notices Khamsin behind him he runs off the ropes… but SEBAS springboards from the apron up to the top!!!
Jake Mercer: SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!!!
Stew-O: SEBAS with a Springboard Spear from the top rope crashing right into Khamsin! Bah gawd almighty! SEBAS not finished tho! SEBAS runs and leaps up to the top rope on the opposite side of the ring! He leaps with a Springboard Forearm onto Andre Walker on the outside knocking his head back into the glass barricade scaring the fans!!! SEBAS is on fire here tonight! SEBAS turns around back up to the apron as he notices Khamsin slowly recovering in the ring. He leaps up to the top rope looking to deliver yet another high impact move! Another Springboard Spear!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! KHAMSIN COUNTERS WITH A CUTTER IN MIDAIR! KHAMSIN SHUTTING DOWN SEBAS WITH A QUICK THINKING MANEUVER!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THR-
Flannery McCoy: Kickout at the last moment by SEBAS! Khamsin jerks him up to his feet and twists him around violently behind him slamming his back forward to his leg! Khamsin with a vicious Backbreaker!!! Another cover by Khamsin!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: The kickout by SEBAS! No wait! Andre Walker is in the ring and he broke up the cover after SEBAS kicked out! Walker with a Running Punt Kick to the gut of Khamsin! Walker picks up Khamsin and wraps his arms around his neck twisting him around into a Reverse DDT! SEBAS up now as Walker takes him down with a running Dropsault! Walker lifts up SEBAS and runs forward with him dropping him hard with a Powerslam right on top of Khamsin! Andre Walker now taking control of this match after having been sidelined in the early going. Walker playing to the crowd as he surveys his destruction plotting his next move. SEBAS pulls himself up in the corner and Khamsin pulls himself up using SEBAS. The two begin striking at each other in the corner as Walker looks on from afar. Walker charges in at both men! Running Splash to the corner sandwiching both his opponents in the corner! SEBAS collapses down to the mat as Khamsin falls down in the corner. Walker off the ropes…
Stew-O: LIONSAULT BY ANDRE WALKER ONTO SEBAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! RUNNING FOREARM STRIKE CONNECTS FROM KHAMSIN TO THE SKULL OF ANDRE WALKER! Khamsin pulls Walker up as he hooks his arm and tosses him backwards with an Olympic Slam! Hard landing by Walker as Khamsin grabs SEBAS who is getting back up and tosses him over the top rope. Khamsin runs to get a cover on Walker!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Kickout with authority by Andre Walker! Khamsin frustrated that he wasn’t able to score the win at that opportunistic moment. He reaches down and yanks Walker up by his feet and drags him over to the ropes and begins to choke him out using the top rope… Walker struggles his way through the middle rope trying to escape but Khamsin latches on dragging the front half of his body back into the ring as he twists around. Walker trying to escape but Khamsin has him locked in! He drags him through the ropes and pushes his head back up against the top rope with his legs still stuck on the outside. He wrenches the arms and ties them around the ropes. Walker is being tied up in the ropes here as he has no place to go! Khamsin now lighting him up with hard right hands! The referee looks concerned but there is nothing he can do.
Referee: Oh well it’s a Triple Threat Match so I don’t really have to do anything.
Stew-O: The referee is shown checking his smartphone as Khamsin begins scraping the eyes of Andre Walker and kicking him repeatedly in the balls. He runs the ropes as he looks to take Andre out with a Superkick! BUT SEBAS CATCHES HIM AT THE LAST MINUTE! SEBAS GRABS KHAMSIN FROM BEHIND AND TOSSES HIM WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! SEBAS drops down and begins delivering mounted punches to the face of Khamsin! SEBAS pulls his opponent back up SEBAS WITH THE SCHRODINGER PARADOX!!! IT CONNECTS! SEBAS HAS THIS MATCH WON!!! THE COVER!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! ANDRE WALKER FREED HIMSELF FROM THE ROPES AND BROKE UP THE COVER! ANDRE GRABS SEBAS AND CONNECTS WITH THE DAWNBREAKER! ANDRE WITH THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… ANDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE WALKER!!!!
(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS, Pop Smoke hits as Andre Walker has his arm raised in victory for this Triple Threat Match.)
Jake Mercer: I can’t believe it Flannery! Andre Walker just stole that match! Andre flattening SEBAS for the win!
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker flattened SEBAS just like the Earth he believes in :mjgrin:
Stew-O: Let’s not get into that Flannery… but great work this week by everyone involved. Khamsin may have lost that match if not for Andre but we will never know! SEBAS too nearly had this won but it was taken at the very last minute! Congratulations to Andre Walker who is walking closer and closer to a future title shot!
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring SKA’s basement dungeon being raided by the FBI and Chris Hansen as he narrowly escapes out of a tunnel to the surface nearby.)
(The scene opens up at ringside where we see Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer)
Stew-O: Welcome back to Friday Night Dynasty! In just a few moments, we’ll be doing a backstage interview with the EAW PURE Champion, Xander Payne, and his number one contender for Operation: Doomsday, Dray Fontana!
(The screen then shows a split screen of Dray Fontana and Xander Payne. Dray is seen on the left side of the screen while Xander Payne is seen on the right with the EAW PURE Championship resting on his shoulder.)
Stew-O: Can you guys hear me okay back there?
Xander Payne: Yeah Stew, I can hear you.
Dray Fontana: Same.
Stew-O: Awesome! Now the first question that I have for you two is-
Dray Fontana: Hold up Stew-O. Let The Prince ask the first question here. My question for you is why the hell are we even having this stupid interview anyways? I don’t want anything to do with the man that is next to me on the screen right now. All I care about is stepping over the stepping stone none as Impact later tonight, then continuing my journey towards taking that PURE title at Operation: Doomsday.
Stew-O: We all know you didn’t want to be around Xander, and so that’s why we rearranged this interview in a way where you both can be in separate locker rooms. Can I ask my questions now?
Xander Payne: Hold on Stew. I don’t have a question, but moreso a statement for the Princess. Dray, you need to understand that I’m not losing this title anytime soon. You have to be out of your mind if you think that I am going to lose this championship that I have worked so damn hard for to you.. If I were to allow this championship to fall into the hands of someone as mediocre as you, then I wouldn’t even deserve this championship. Hell, I’d take it even further and say that I should have never even signed with EAW if I lost this title to Dray. You sound stupid to me by claiming you’re on some journey or quest to take this belt from me.
Dray Fontana: Stupid? You’re the one that sounds stupid! You’re lucky they’ve got your 150lbs fat ass sitting in another locker room, because then I’d really make Operation: Doomsday come a little bit early this year and kick your ass for what you said. I’m the Prince. Respect me like it. I grew up as the best at all sports. Born into a family that has only seen success and riches. And now I am in Elite Answers Wrestling, only weeks away from continuing the trend of me being the best at what I do and reigning over my kingdom. My Kingdom will be that PURE Championship division and my crown will be that belt that’s losing prestige the longer it’s in your possession. At Operation: Doomsday, The Prince will be crowned the King of the Pure Division..
Xander Payne: Sure thing Princess. That statement might have made me think of you as some sort of threat for a second or two. :wow: :mjlol:
(Dray Fontana stands up and angrily steps out of the frame as now we see an empty locker room on the left side and Xander Payne sitting on the right side of the split screen.)
Xander Payne: Oh Princess can’t take the heat?
Stew-O: Well I guess there goes my interview..
Xander Payne: Dray Fontana needs to understand that I’m more than ready for anyone that dares to challenge me for this championship. I know that by being champion, everyone is going to try to break me down and get in my head. They’ll try to make themselves sound like they were destined to win this belt from me, but in the end, all it is are empty threats and words.. I busted my ass for the past 2 plus years for this belt. Everything from the time I made my debut up until the night that I won this belt from Jake Smith at Pain for Pride went into this. I am the PURE Champion for a reason, and I’m not holding back from anyone!!! So to everyone out there, get used to this..
(Xander Payne stands up and raises the PURE Championship high in the air)
Xander Payne: And get used to hearing Stephie Love chant out the words.. And Still EAW PURE Champion.. XANDE-
Stew-O: IT’S DRAY FONTANA!!! DRAY JUST BARGED INTO XANDER’S LOCKER ROOM AND TOOK HIM DOWN WITH A FOREARM TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!
(The Split Screen on the Titantron now changes to one screen with the camera angle inside Xander’s locker room.)
Stew-O: Dray Fontana now stomping down on Xander Payne!! Payne slowly trying to work himself up to his hands and knees! BUT DRAY FONTANA GRABS XANDER PAYNE BY THE HEAD AND CHARGES TOWARDS THE CAMERA!!!!! AND DRAY FONTANA BASHES XANDER PAYNE’S HEAD RIGHT THROUGH THE CAMERA LENS!!!
(The sound of glass shattering is heard, as the screen on the titantron gets fuzzy and distorted due to the camera breaking. We begin to hear yelling and people freaking out from the audio, but we can’t seem to see what’s going on.)
Jake Mercer: Stew! Fix this!!?! I need to see the action!!
Stew-O: I don’t control the tech!
Flannery McCoy: Wait look!!
(A new camera is being used as we get a look inside the locker room. We see Xander Payne curled up into a ball as his head has been busted open. There’s glass all around him on the floor from the lens of the camera. A few feet away, we see the camera on the ground, and the camera man slowly trying to get up. When the camera pans over to the other side of the room, we see Dray Fontana being held back by officials and security.)
Dray Fontana: Count your days left as Champion Xander because they’re numbered! I don’t care how hard you worked! The Prince is ready to be crowned!! Remember that!!
(The camera then pans back down onto Xander Payne who is still down on the ground in pain. The scene then fades to black)
(We open up backstage area as we see a “Collar John” hoodie leaning against a unfolded metal chair. The location is clearly a locker-room and the fans begin booing when they see the person of interest. The camera pans out as we see Lethal Consequences staring in a mirror beat boxing while shaving his head. As LC finishes shaving, he stares at the mirror and we see what he sees thanks to the great camera angle.)
Lethal Consequences: :dave: Bitch, I’m handsome.
(Suddenly, in walks Veena Adams, wearing a pair of slacks and a blouse as she folds her arms and leans against a nearby locker.)
Veena Adams: You just can’t stop causing trouble, huh?
Lethal Consequences: Trouble? I am trouble. Bad hombre, BIG LC, yes. You know what I’m about, what I do, what I did, what I does, how it goes. Never selfish with my suffering. I pass out the pain like candy on Halloween. Don’t come here starting shit like I don’t owe the shit starting corporation. I run it and y’all lucky to still have Big LC. I could be at home streaming but instead I came to work. No slacking.
Veena Adams: Why can’t you just be a normal guy? Why you gotta be so erratic? You know, booking you is a pain in the ass.
Lethal Consequences: Luckily, you don’t even have enough ass. That’s a pain you shouldn’t even worry about feeling. :dave:
Veena Adams: Watch your mouth, LC.
Lethal Consequences: Why you even here? You wanna help shave the GOAT?
Veena Adams: No, I came here to
Lethal Consequences: What? Force fed me and this company more force fed shit? A bunch of unflavored force fed horse shit? These fans ain’t buying the lying ya’ll suits selling. Y’all keep tryna make fetch happen. It ain’t happening. Draymond Green Fanta ain’t putting us in the Ritz. We not getting no stadium with Jaylan Hurtz Garciapara at the helm. Ain’t no buzz for these scrubs. Ain’t no needles moving for SEABASS or the Tan Mathletes. I don’t even know these blokes if we keeping it one hundred percent really real. The reality is, if you not here to send positive vibes to me than skip on out of here.
Veena Adams: I have an announcement for you, LC. Maybe if you hush up and listen you could-
(LC puts on finger on Veena Adams’ lips as she is interrupted.)
Lethal Consequences: Say less, Skip Bayless.
Veena Adams: Get your dirty finger off of my mouth!
Lethal Consequences: Bitch, don’t kill my vibe. I’m high spirits so far this season and ain’t nobody gonna tear down me this time. I got it made. I got what i wanted, Big LC Invitational back at it again. Back again like Dilated People’s and shit. Shout out to Rakaa, Babu, and Evidence. The guy Ryan Wilson listening to the fans. Ryan Wilson delivering and providing me with a platform to get my shit off. And you know I’m gon’ get my shit off. Midsummer Massacre can’t exist without LC in the mix and I’m stirring up the shit as I previously stated. Ryan Wilson a good general manager. He might look like Orphan Annie but he getting shit done. Unlike you and StarrStan over here.
Veena Adams: You really are getting out of line, LC. First off, Ryan Wilson doesn’t hold a candle to me…maybe he’s better or on par with StarrStan but he clearly isn’t as smart as me. I have a vision for this show and now that I’m getting my second chance to run a brand, I refuse to let good matches or a great product fail under my watch. Speaking of, at Operation: Doomsday-
Lethal Consequences: I’m not done talking. Damn. Don’t chime in until I’m finished. This why Ryan Wilson gets it and this is why Captain Charisma had to fire your ass. Read the room, Karen. Anyway, I got this season wrapped up already. I’m gonna win that LC Invitational at Midsummer Massacre AND get myself a shot at the Answers World Championship. It’s my time this time. Last year, at Operation: Doomsday, I had to trust management and that HOE HRDO fucked me over. This time different. Shit going to be lovely. Like a dozen roses. Or a basket of puppies. Speaking of puppies, when you get those bolt ones added to your chest? You used to be built like Baby Groot now you rivaling Pamela Anderson Lee. Veena got a mean surgeon. Speaking of plastic surgery, when did Andre Walker turn into a cac? Went from looking like 2 Chainz to looking like Mickey Rourke. This shit is madness. You see how I left him last week at the main event? Humble pie all in his mouth he ain’t do nothing but swallow it. Speaking of swallow, ALT Veena Adams might need to swallow some of this Big LC Extremist of the Decade sperm if you keep tapping me on the shoulder.
Veena Adams: You idiot, I’m not tapping you on the shoulder.
Lethal Consequences: Oh. Who dis then…
(LC turns and we see Andre Walker sucking his teeth, shaking his head, and glaring at Lethal Consequences.)
Lethal Consequence: Oh shit! Prince of Phenomenal byke.
Andre Walker: No, it’s not POP. You know exactly who I am and why I am here. All these jokes can’t save you, LC. You running your mouth, you ruining my match, and you acting like this season is going to be the one where you are finally relevant again isn’t going to happen with me on Dynasty with you. You aren’t going to get away with embarrassing me and thinking you will go on to earn a AWC title shot without any push back.
Lethal Consequences: You don’t want these issues, junior. I got the power of Oakland flowing through my veins. I’ll knock your soul out of your body and ghost ride the whip.
Andre Walker: What the fuck does that even mean? That makes no damn sense. You are a rambling lunatic who will get put in his place soon enough.
Lethal Consequences: Only time I get put in my place is when the chauffeur is parallel parking the limo in a tight spot. Especially not by no ALT face fuck boy. :dave:
Andre Walker: You just say shit and it never makes sense. You are an incoherent baboon who is nothing more than an inconvenience for Elite Answers Wrestling at this point in your career. You haven’t even sniffed another World Championship reign yet you have been hanging on for dear life hoping to finally get one last run with the strap but that time will never come. That time is gone and dead just like all your old friends. The era of you mattering or running anything is as retired as all your old rivals like CM Bank$ and HRDO.
Lethal Consequences: FUCK HRDO!
Andre Walker: Fuck you. Fuck the LC invitational and fuck your dreams of being relevant in EAW in season 14. Why can’t LC just make like VC and go away? Lethal Consequences and Vince Carter both should just look at this season as a wash and retire without any ceremony, without any glory, and just disappear and do podcasts or Twitch streams or something. Plus, your old ass is in the age range where if you caught COVID-19, you would likely die on a respirator or something.
Lethal Consequences: Bitch, you look like my grandpa and just like him, I’ll smack you in the mouth for talking back to me.
Veena Adams: ENOUGH! You two are clearly not going to let me speak so I guess I have to out shout you and just say what I came here to say. LC, you might have a big opportunity thanks to Ryan Wilson and will be competing at a Showdown FPV…but, that traditional MSM booking isn’t going to supersede the plans we have for you on Dynasty. If my memory is correct, we are your general managers and no amount of Ryan Wilson dick sucking can change that unless he decides to actually trade for you and gives us back a good return.
Lethal Consequences: They gonna need some first round draft picks and cash considerations to snag Big LC. :dave:
Veena Adams: Whatever. You and Andre Walker clearly have irreconcilable differences and I see no other option than to announce to you both right here, right now…that you both will get a chance to settle your differences. At Operation: Doomsday!
Stew-O: Big match announcement!
Flannery McCoy: LC vs ANDRE!
Jake Mercer: EXTREMIST OF THE DECADE VS THE NOTORIOUS ONE! This is like a sneaky match of the year contender.
Andre Walker: I’m fine with whatever, whenever, and how ever you bookers want to sell this fight. I just needed to know it would be me and him going at it one on one. Stipulation or no stipulation, I wholeheartedly plan on punishing this clown and squashing his grandiose ambitions in front of the world.
Lethal Consequences: I don’t eat squash, I’m more of a zucchini type of guy. Plus, you look like you have lots of fun with a couple of eggplants from my POV, son.
Andre Walker: I’m going to make you pay for what you did last week. You interrupting me and ruining my chance to beat the specialist champion will be the worst mistake you ever made in your life. I guarantee it.
Lethal Consequences: Spooky words. :dave: We’ll see…
(LC and Andre have a deep stare down as LC steps back, snatches his hoodie off the chair, and shoulder bumps Veena Adams as he exits the locker-room and the scene.)
Stew-O: Veena and StarrStan are giving the people another huge match up with this one. Andre Walker vs Lethal Consequences, this is almost the reverse of LC’S Pain for Pride match. In that situation, it was LC looking for revenge after being wronged by former Dynasty star TLA. This time, LC is looking to deny Andre Walker a chance at revenge and build even more momentum ahead of his annual LC Invitational at Midsummer Massacre.
Flannery McCoy: LC could start this season unbeaten at FPV shows if he does what he needs to do.
Jake Mercer: That AND earn himself an Answers World Championship opportunity in the process!
(The scene ends as Veena is seen raising her eyebrow at a disinterested Andre Walker.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring anti-mask protesters with COVID being arrested outside El Landerson’s house after attempting to break in and unmask him.)
(“Pure Water” by Skepta hits as Dray Fontana comes from behind the curtain to a mixed response form the socially distanced crowd.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!! INTRODUCING FIRST….FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM…WEIGHING IN AT 200 LBS…..DDRRRAAAAYYYY FFONNNTTAANNNNAAA!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes the #1 Contender for the PURE Title, and you just know he’s dying to make a statement here tonight! And what a statement that would be as he;s facing off with a Hall of Famer and 9 time World Champion! This guy has been on a roll as of late and he looks to keep it going here tonight on the road to Operation Doomsday!
(“I Gave You Power” by Nas blares the PA as Impact walks out to yet another mixed reaction. He brushes it off and doesn’t even pay attention to it as he begins walking to the ring.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT….FROM SEATTLE, WASHINGTON…WEIGHING IN AT 240 LBS…….IIMMPPAAACCCTTTT!!!!
Jake Mercer: WELCOME TO THE IMPACT ZONE BABY!!!!
Stew-O: Dray ain’t the only one trying to make a statement here tonight as Impact says he has so much left to give to this industry, despite everything Charlie Marr slandered him for last week. He is a nine time World Champion for a reason. You know he wants to get the wheels back on track tonight with a victory!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: This one is underway, and both men lock up in the center of the ring! Impact manages to push Dray back with the weight advantage and has him in the corner, the referee steps in to try to separate the two men….SLAP FROM IMPACT!
Jake Mercer: Junior’s gotta learn this is the Impact Zone and he ain’t welcome here!
Flannery McCoy: Dray runs and tackles Impact down to the mat, both men are throwing haymakers at one another as Impact rolls underneath the bottom rope to the outside floor, but Dray isn’t letting giving Impact any time as he slides out of the ring and follows. Dray grabs him by the ehad and slams him face first into the plexiglass! Dray grabs Impact by the head and turns to his side and looks to throw Impact into the steel steps–But Impact reverses and sends Dray shoulder first into the steel steps!
Stew-O: Dray is in a seated position against the steps holding his shoulder, AND IMPACT CHARGES LOOKING FOR A RUNNING KNEE TO THE SKULL OF DRAY…BUT DRAY FONTANA GETS OUT OF DODGE AND IMPACT DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Chop block from Dray to the back of Impact’s knee! Dray Fontana now throws Impact back into the ring and now Dray climbs up the apron from the outside and he begins to ascend up the top rope–DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE HEART OF IMPACT! BUT NO! Impact managed to roll out of the way, but Dray rolls through it back to his feet and charges at Impact–But Impact catches Dray in a hip toss and neckbreaker combo!
Flannery McCoy: Impact immediately picks up Dray and irish whips him into the ropes, but Dray reverses and sends Impact flying and now Impact rebounds off the ropes and Dray ducks for a back body drop but Impact throws an underneath kick to the face of Dray which stumbles Dray back a few steps. Impact runs at Dray but sidesteps and sends Impact rebounding off the ropes and Dray takes to time to run the opposite ropes and both men run full steam at each other like a car crash–DRAY LEAPS AT IMPACT–BUT HE GETS CAUGHT IN THE EYES WIDE SHUT!!! IMPACT APPLIED THE TRIANGLE CHOKE IN MID AIR! Impact takes Dray to the mat as Dray is like a fish out of water locked in that submission!
Stew-O: Dray right now is slamming his fists down on the mat as he refuses to tap or give up, and he knows he’s near the rope as he tries to reach his leg out to the ropes, but he’s still about a foot away! AND…DRAY SAVES HIMSELF BY THROWING HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE! Impact is forced to let go of the submission as Dray rolls underneath the bottom rope. Impact now walks over and reaches over the top rope and grabs Dray with a handful of the hair…but Dray grabs Impact’s head and drops to the outside floor from the apron sling shotting Impact from the ropes and Impact lands back first inside the ring. Dray immediately rolls back in the ring and begins to measure Impact like a predator stalks it’s prey…Dray grabs Impact by the arm–but Impact swings at Dray’s head but Dray ducks it and faces Impact’s back–SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX THAT SENDS IMPACT HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING! WHAT POWER AND STRENGTH THERE FROM DRAY FONTANA!!
Jake Mercer: Oh my lord, and now Impact stands balances himself in the corner and Dray charges in and connects with a flying forearm to the face of Impact! Dray now drags Impact to the center of the ring and throws Impact’s arm over his head as he has him in a suplex position…..and Dray lifts him up–STRAIGHT UP….STRAIGHT DOWN AS DRAY FONTANA CONNECTS WITH A BRAINBUSTER! DRAY HOOKS THE LEG NOW!
Stew-O: Impact manages to kick out! Dray now flips Impact over on his stomach and he tries locking in an armbar but Impact is fighting from letting it happen locking his fingers together! Impact rolls to his side and he in an upright position over Dray and he connects with several right hand shots to the face of Dray! After a good few seconds, Impact rolls away from Dray and rises back to his feet, and he sees Dray stirring as he’s on one knee. Impact then begins to walk over to Dray and grabs him by the head, but Dray throws a body shot to the ribs of Impact…uppercut from Dray! Dray runs at Impact once but but IMPACT REVERSES WITH CONNECTS WITH A BACK BODY DROP!
Jake Mercer: The White Mamba now sees an opportunity in this match for him, as Dray is back up to his feet and Impact runs and connects with a hard clothesline! Another clothesline from Impact! Dray is back up and swings–but Impact ducks and pushes Dray back first and then pulls back with his arm and turns him around–A VICIOUS HIGH KNEE CONNECTS FROM IMPACT AS HE COLLAPSES FOR THE COVER!!
Flannery McCoy: Dray Fontana gets the shoulder up! Impact now stands up and bends down to grabs the legs of Dray, but Dray throws a kick to the face stumbling Impact back, and this allows Dray enough time to get back to a vertical base and throw another hard uppercut to the jaw of Impact! Impact seems dazed as….IMPACT WALKS RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER FROM DRAY!! Dray rolls off and picks up Impact right away, looking to keep the momentum going for himself here! Dray has Impact high up for another suplex but Impact slips out from behind Dray and pushes Dray away once more but Dray turns around and runs at Impact, but Impact sidesteps and goes for a neckbreaker…but Dray doesn’t let that happen as he throws an elbow shot to the back of Impact’s head–AND DRAY FONTANA FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A BACKSLIDE PIN!!
Stew-O: He manages to escape it and both men are back up to their feet quickly and run at one another–DRAY GOES FOR A SUPERKICK! BUT IMPACT CAUGHT THE FOOT AND SPINS DRAY AROUND AND DRAY GOES FOR A DOUBLE LEG LARIET–BUT IMPACT DUCKED THAT AND HAS A HOLD OF DRAY’S LEG AS DRAY LAYS STOMACH FIRST ON THE MAT! IMPACT GRABS A HOLD OF BOTH OF DRAY’S ARM AND WRENCHES BACK ON THEM!! AND IMPACT USES HIS FOOT AND DRIVES DRAY’S FACE INTO THE MAT AS HARD AS HE CAN!!
Jake Mercer: What a goat :wow: Charlie says he don’t have it anymore? He’s just toying with this kid!
Flannery McCoy: Impact lets go of the arm of Dray, and he takes several steps back. Dray on on both knees now trying to make it to his feet…AND IMPACT RUNS TO THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A VICIOUS KNEE SHOT INTO THE SIDE OF DRAY’S HEAD KNOCKING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT! IMPACT LOOKS BESIDE HIM AS HE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE SECOND ROPE–FFFLLIIGGHHHTTT SSIIGGHHHTTTSSSSS!!!!! IMPACT HOOKS BOTH LEGS NOW FOR THE POSSIBLE VICTORY!!
Stew-O: NO!!! DRAY FONTANA STILL STAYS IN THIS MATCH! Impact now pushes his hair back as he gets back to both feet, and Impact slowly begins to pick up Dray–AND DRAY OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT! IMPACT THROWS A HEADBUTT BACK! BOTH MEN ARE DAZED NOW! FOREARM FROM DRAY! A FOREARM FROM IMPACT! BOTH MEN BEGIN TO THROW REPETITIVE SHOTS AT ONE ANOTHER AS THEY BEGIN BRAWLING IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! KNEE TO THE GUT FROM DRAY NOW! IMPACT DROPS DOWN TO BOTH KNEES AND DRAY LOOKS DOWN AT IMPACT AND CONNECTS WITH SEVERAL RIGHT HANDS! IMPACT IS STILL ON BOTH KNEES AND DRAY FONTANA RUNS TO THE ROPES….DRAY IS GOING FOR THE SHINING WIZARD!! BUT OH MY GOSH! IMPACT POPPED RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND CAUGHT DRAY BY THE LEGS AND IS GOING FOR WALLS OF IMPACT!!!
Jake Mercer: YES!!! YES!! AND NOW HE’S TRYING TO FLIP DRAY FONTANA ON HIS STOMACH TO COMPLETE THE MOVE! BUT DRAY IS PANICKING TRYING TO FIND SOME WAY OUT OF THIS, HE REFUSES TO LET IMPACT TURN HIM OVER!! BUT THE WEIGHT ADVANTAGE KICKS IN AND IMPACT SUCCESSFULLY FLIPS DRAY FONTANA ON HIS BELLY AND HAS THE WALLS OF IMPACT LOCKED IN DEEP!! IS DRAY FONTANA GONNA TAP OUT HERE?!?!
Flannery McCoy: Impact has it locked in deep as he wrenches back more and more! Dray Fontana is pulling his hair trying to find a way out of this but there seems to be no escape! He might just have to swallow his pride and tap and live for the PURE Title opportunity he has waiting for him! BUT NO!! THE FIGHTING SPIRIT INSIDE DRAY WON’T LET HIM AS HE BEGINS HIS CRAWL TO THAT BOTTOM ROPE! DRAY FONTANA IS ALMOST THERE AS HE REACHES OUT…..AND DRAY FONTANA SOMEHOW MANAGES TO GET THE ROPE BREAK! Amazing resiliency there form Dray as Impact is forced to break the submission!
Stew-O: Impact now reaches down and picks up Dray off the mat, Dray slaps Impact’s hands away and connects with a forearm smash! Impact answers back with a knife edge chop! DRAY GOES FOR ANOTHER FOREARM BUT IMPACT MANAGED TO CATCH THE ARM! IMPACT OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTS WITH FIIIISSSTTT OOOFFF FUUURRRYYY!!!!! IMPACT GOES FOR THE COVER!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“I Gave You Power” hits as Impact rolls off of Dray Fontana exhausted, before standing and getting his hand raised high.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….IIMMPPPAACCTTTT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a fight that was! Impact showed the world tonight why he’s a Hall Of Famer and why he’s got so much left in the tank and so much left to prove in this business…..while Dray showed the world he’s more than capable of taking tht PURE Title off Xander at Operation Doomsday. I hope Xander was paying close attention to that matchup!
(Impact raises his fists in the air all all corner of the ring celebrating as Dray Fontana looks disappointed on the outside as the camera fades to black.)
(Commercial Break starring Harper Lee who advertises the Playstation 5 releasing earlier this year only to be interrupted by Sarah Price who argues that XBox is better and now a new layer to their rivalry has been added.)
(“ME!” by Taylor Swift ft. Brendon Urie plays throughout the PA system of the EAW performance center as Veena Adams stands proudly in the center of the ring where we are perfectly set up for a contract signing between Chris Elite and the Visual Prophet for their match at Operation: Doomsday. Veena smiles triumphantly into the socially-distanced crowd–despite not having done anything, she feels an immense sense of pride towards herself just for simply coming out in time for the segment and to grace the audience with her immaculate presence. The crowd boos her regardless.)
(She grows as impatient as she grabs a microphone off the table in front of her, now berating stage-hands around the ring and questioning why her music has gone on for so long. Eventually, the music dies down and she regains her composure as she raises the microphone to her mouth, the audience still booing louder and louder as she opens and closes her mouth several times.)
Veena Adams: :hhh:
Veena Adams: Huh?
Veena Adams: What?
Crowd: FUCK YOU VEENA!👏👏-👏👏👏 FUCK YOU VEENA! 👏👏-👏👏👏
Veena Adams: Oh…heh heh, okay.😄 Thank you cucks and sluts for joining me on my very first contract signing as Dynasty’s co-GM! As tasking as it can be attempting to clean up house around here–and let me tell you, there is a LOT of cleaning to be done–I’m proud and I am honored that I get to be the woman to shed some much needed light on this brand after all Dynasty has been through in seasons past. Especially if Uncle Ryan ever expects to wrestle in a ring on Dynasty again, we need to do our very best to ensure that the Red Brand distributes the HIGHEST level of quality to bring honor to the Adams’ na–
(“Invincible” by Pop Smoke cuts Veena off suddenly as the socially distanced crowd erupts with gratitude. The camera feed cuts to the stage of the performance center where Chris Elite sans Bozo Victims Unit steps out onto the stage. As he proceeds down the ramp, he eggs on the audience from behind the protective dividers to keep cheering him on.)
Flannery McCoy: Thank the heavens. There’s only so much Veena I can withstand on the microphone.
Jake Mercer: Just once, Flannery, I wish you would have more respect for members of wrestling royalty. You’re basking in the presence of a legend, a perfectly manufactured
(Chris Elite reaches the inside of the ring and sits himself on one of the leather chairs in the center of the ring. He reaches for a microphone, then kicks his feet up on top of the desk while “Invincible” dies down. Veena rolls her eyes then turns to glare at Chris Elite who simply smirks.)
Veena Adams: You little shit–
Chris Elite: Shut the fuck up, bitch. Damn. Ain’t nobody give a fuck about you or DEDEDE and all that retarded ass bullshit regarding how bad you wanna fix Dynasty. Fuck what you and StarrStan think, Dynasty was just fine without you, in perfectly good hands with me and my Gawd contract. Y’all lucky I left Showdown for this bullshit, otherwise, who knows what y’all woulda got up into. Made y’all not only one, but three beautifully orchestrated Free-Per-View matches two of which took place on the Pain for Pride stage. Even saved all you bumasses from catching ‘Rona when y’all was telling us we had to go overseas, shittin’ me. Y’all some ungrateful bozos, I’m getting tired of lending a helping hand ‘cause bumass StarrStan don’t know how to handle his own goddamn show, fuck outta here.
Veena Adams: Tell that to the powers at be who clearly saw Dynasty in enough trouble that they had to bring me in to do damage control for a certain someone. 🙄🙄🙄BUT ANYWAYS, AS I WAS SAAAAYING! It is an honor to coordinate a contract signing for a match like this one, the main event for Dynasty’s first Free-Per-View of the season, a show that I hope will make the Adams’ family VERY proud after I put together a memora–
(“30 Day Run” by Larry June starts up much to Veena’s annoyance.)
Veena Adams: (off-mic) UUGGGHHHH!!!
(The socially distanced crowd erupts into cheers as Big Viz steps out onto the stage with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder.)
Stew-O: Oh, poor Veena. I’m not quite sure she’s going to get a word out of this contract signing the way she’s intending to.
(As Viz enters the ring, Veena glares at him. He simply smirks at her and Chris before sitting in the opposite leather chair, lowering the EAW WHC and placing it on the table in front of him.)
Chris Elite: Fuck are you looking at me like that for, man?
Visual Prophet: Relax, nobody’s doing anything to you. Yet. :creep:
Chris Elite: :russwtf: Nah, here you go with all that gay shit, that’s not what we here for. Veena, please give me that contract and a fucking pen so I can get the hell outta here before this bozo try to touch me.
Visual Prophet: You really that worked up over a stare, I can only imagine what’ll happen to you once you go 0-4 with me at Operation: Doomsday. :mjgrin:
Chris Elite: Hilarious, won’t be funny at all once I walk out of O: D with that title right there–Veena, I’ma ask you again, I’ma be respectful just this once, please hand me a goddamn pen.
(Chris reaches for the portfolio containing the contract, but Veena slaps her hand on it first, stopping him from pulling it any closer to him.)
Veena Adams: Hmmm…no, I think I’d much rather see what comes of this first.😄
Chris Elite: Dumb bitch, what the fuck are you even here for, damn. Fuck around and get your neck broken again. Tory Lanez really set the tone, all y’all bitches getting shot all summer, shittin’ me.
Visual Prophet: C’mon, now, Bhrissy, ain’t nothing funny about Meg getting shot. You a grown ass man, and you should know better than to make a mockery out of a Black woman’s pain. Let alone threaten Veena, this woman has gone through hell and back to push Elitists she cares about ahead–
Veena Adams: 🥺Thank you, Vizzy. You’ve always been one of the good ones.
Visual Prophet: Aht aht aht. I don’t think I addressed you directly, Karen, and don’t confuse my appreciation for your efforts with me back on Voltage as me going back on word. I meant everything I said to you last week. Ain’t nobody here got time for your white nonsense, fix your fucking face and keep this shit moving.
Veena Adams: :picard: You know what? Now I don’t think I will! Hmph.
Chris Elite: I’m getting so sick of this shit, son, ain’t you s’posed to be moderating?!
Veena Adams: I was in the MIDDLE of MANIFESTING my success as the co-GM of Dynasty before I was so RUDELY interrupted!
Chris Elite: Manifest this dick in your mouth. And that goes doubly for you, too, Viz. You a bitch, too, so don’t think you’re excused from getting a bullet to the foot, either.
Visual Prophet: So, wait, now you want your dick in my mouth? But I thought I couldn’t even look at you a certain way? :mjgrin: I’m confused, Bhrissy, help me out.
Veena Adams: Yeah, Bhrissy, help him out!
Chris Elite: :mjpls: Y’all really eating today, I see.
Visual Prophet: Can you blame us?! Chris Elite, Gawd Contract wielding, Hall-of-Fame ring bearing, pink mink wearing, styling and profiling, future almost EAW World Heavyweight champ-yun. Be real with yourself, you think this match at Operation: Doomsday was put together as a reward, a favor from StarrStan? This is a punishment, they’re putting you in the ring with me so that you may atone for your lawlessness and transgressions against EAW, hate to see it. They want to see you lose, Bhrissy, might have walked out of Pain for Pride with a victory against two washed up, tired out, unmotivated dweebs and Serena’s lazy and unreliable ass, but of course those three were going to be a cake walk. Nothing compared to Viz, you already know what I’m capable of. Won’t need no flaming Jeep to do it this time, either.
(Viz reaches into the pocket of his Louis Vuitton blouse and pulls out a bright green feathered pen. Veena slides the portfolio over to Viz as he signs his name across the dotted line of the contract. Veena then takes the pen and portfolio and pushes it over to Chris Elite.)
Chris Elite: :mjpls: Fuck both of y’all.
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE FLIPS THE TABLE AND THE CROWD GOES WILD AS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE GOES FLYING INTO THE AIR–Veena gets caught by the edge of the table while Viz prepares himself for the onslaught by Chris Elite, positioning himself against the ropes–
Jake Mercer: Well, that took way longer than I expected.
Flannery McCoy: Chris has lifted his leather chair up in the air–VIZ PULLING VEENA IN AND USES HER AS A HUMAN SHIELD! :lupe:
Veena Adams: (off-mic) VIZ! NO! WHAT WOULD KIMMY THINK?!
Jake Mercer: BUT CHRIS DOES NOT GIVE A DAMN! He chucks the chair straight at Veena’s head–NO! SHE DUCKS, BUT VIZ CATCHES THE CHAIR! He tosses it aside, Veena now seated in a turnbuckle corner, Viz recollects himself, but that was just enough of a distraction for–
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE WITH THE BOX OFFICE SMASH! STRAIGHT TO THE JAW OF THE VISUAL PROPHET, WHO IS NOW OUT COLD IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!
(Chris Elite looks down at Viz before turning to pick up the contract and the green pen. He briskly signs his initials on the contract before throwing it at Veena in the corner. He then walks over to where the WHC belt has fallen and picks it up. He pats the face of the belt a few times before jumping onto a turnbuckle corner and hoisting it in the air, the crowd cheering as “Invincible” starts to play throughout the PA system.)
Flannery McCoy: :wow: We could be getting a glimpse into the future here tonight, bois! This could very well be the scene by the end of Operation: Doomsday if Chris Elite can get one over on Viz and secure himself his first world title in years!
Jake Mercer: Doubt he can keep his composure together to manage a huge victory like this one. Plus, after making a mess of this whole ordeal, I doubt management will even still be willing to allow Chris to compete for the title under these circumstances–contract, or no contract.
Stew-O: I wouldn’t count him out yet, Jake. Chris Elite is more determined than we’ve ever seen him.
(Our final shot before cutting to commercial is of Chris Elite laying the title flat on Viz’s stomach before exiting the ring and walking up the ramp.)
(Dynasty fades back in as the scene starts in the backstage area of the Performance Center. The crowd goes to cheers as they see Harper Lee making her way down the halls of the area. She has a smile on her face which brightens even more as she’s stopped by Sarah Price who walks into the camera frame. She has the Specialists Championship around her shoulder while also being in her ring gear getting ready for her main event matchup against Chris Elite as well as she begins to speak to break the silence that was held just moments ago)
Sarah Price: Harper! Mind if I’m able to talk to you for a moment?
Harper Lee: Yeah of course Sarah! What’s the deal?
Sarah Price: Well I just want to give you a heads up you know, heading into Operation: Doomsday and all of that. I just want to correct the mistakes that you’ve made going into it.
Harper Lee: Mistakes? What do you mean?
Sarah Price: Well you’re just getting a bit too ahead of yourself, to be honest with you. I can tell you this from my own point of view since I know exactly where you’re coming from, and that’s that you’re going to have to focus on a whole other thing when it comes to if you want to really be Specialists Champion or not. I mean, you did see what happened last week right?
Harper Lee: Yes yes I did, and I’m not the happiest camper and you know what that’s ok. But this doesn’t seem to sound like a lesson that I need to learn Sarah. Do you know what you sound like? A bit condescending yeah that does seem to be the word for it. It seems more than anything you’re just trying to talk down to me like you’re the absolutely most perfect princess in the castle right? But really I think you’re more cuddled up with judging people rather than what you’re trying to make it sound like.
(Sarah’s eyes widen for a moment in a bit of shock in response to what Harper had to say about her before beginning to speak again)
Sarah Price: Well if anything you’ve got that absolutely wrong. I’m trying to help you, Harper, I wouldn’t try to hurt you on purpose, to be honest, that wouldn’t be at the best behavior for me and what would that make me as a Champion, just like everyone else? I’m just saying the fact that you’re not really taking this the right way, you get me?
Harper Lee: Look, just as you did I’ll be straightforward right now. Just know that I don’t need you to be looking out for me or whatever in the heck your goal seems to be, the way I see it? I’m not worrying about what happened last week, I’m more focused on what’s happening coming up. And that’s Operation Doomsday, and if there’s one thing I can guarantee you, it’s the fact that I’m not going to make a single mistake heading into that. I’ll have you know I’m more than ready for this opportunity. So whatever other advice you may seem to have you should take it and apply it to yourself, but I don’t think that’ll even be enough.
(Sarah closes her eyes for a moment as Harper keeps a stern look on her face yet beaming with as much confidence as ever heading into her Specialists Championship bout. Sarah gives a nod and responds with a light smile as she holds out her hand)
Sarah Price: If you’re confident in your skills then I’m not going to do anything to try to get you off your game. I just wish you the best of luck.
(Harper smiles as well as she shakes her hand back respectfully. Sarah gives a nod as she walks away from the scene to continuing to get ready for her match leaving only Harper as the last person seen as the camera fades back to ringside)
Stew-O: Ladies and Gentleman, welcome back to EAW’s most electric weekly episodic television show! As we near our main event for the night, we’re presented with a match worthy of the main event on any show! Coming up next, tag team action will unfold when the team of Charlie Marr and The World Heavyweight Champion, Visual Prophet, face off against two women who’ll meet in singles action come the Dynasty exclusive free-per-view, Operation: Doomsday! Though tonight, however, they’ll need to work together in order to secure a victory over the team of Viz and Charlie!
Jake Mercer: Work together? Are you shittin’ me? These two women were the same two involved in a hockey fight earlier tonight. There’s bad blood between the two of them, blood that will be spilled at Operation: Doomsday, or even sooner if the two are given that chance. There’s no way in hell that these two can even glance in the other’s general direction without a catfight ensuing on the spot. And they’re not pitted against just any team tonight, they’re facing Charlie Marr and The World Heavyweight Champion, Visual Prophet
Flannery McCoy: Valentine and Bennett will indeed do battle on August 8th, though I can’t disagree with you, Jake. From what we’ve seen, it’ll be a cold day in hell before these two can work seamlessly together. They don’t have to be perfect, however, simply professional enough to maintain their composure until this matchup is over.
Jake Mercer: Well, yeah, I was right. Aren’t I always? Either way, this’ll be light work for Viz and Charlie.
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TAG TEAM MATCH AND IT IS ASHCUELLED FOR ONE FALL!
(Socially distanced crowd repeats emphatically “ONE FALL!”
(The light’s fade to black and re-appear with the sound of “Surfin’” (ft. Pharrell Williams)’ by Kid Cudi begins to reverberate throughout the performance center’s speakers, as Serena Bennett, in all her glory, confidently struts onto the stage to a reaction of rejoice from this socially distanced Dynasty crowd.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF COMPTON, CALIFORNIIAAAA!!! WEIGHING IN AT 114 POUNDDDSSSSS, SEEERRRRRREEEEENNNNAAAAAAA BENNNNNNNEEETTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
Flannery McCoy: A former Women’s Grand Rampage Winner, among so many other accolades and looking to add a win over former Elite Answers Wrestling World Champion to her resume. Post-Pain For Pride, Serena Bennett has been drafted back to Dynasty and once again affirmed herself as an unmoveable mainstay of this brand. What a talent!
Stew-O: What a talent, indeed. Serena Bennett is one of the most dangerous and prolific competitors this company’s seen in recent years. Female, or male. Serena’s been nothing but superlative in recent months and looks to continue that reign of stardom with a win here tonight.
(“Roll With Me” by Charli XCX takes over the arena’s sound as Serena Bennett eyes the stage, awaiting the arrival of her tag team partner. Andrea Valentine enters onto the Dynasty stage to a chorus of cheers and as positive a reception as they come.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING HER PARTNER, WRESTLING OUT OF ORLANDO, FLOOORIIIDDDDDAAAAAAA!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 110 POOOUUUNNDDDSSSSS, ANNNNNDDDDREEEEEEAAAAAAAA VAALLLLENNNNTTIIINNNNEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: A woman who needs zero introduction. If season 13 was defined by any single competitor, surely it was Andrea Valentine. Ruling over Voltage with dominant command and unwavering will to knock down any challenger in her path. Undoubtedly, one of, if not Dynasty’s most prized acquisition and she’s looking to make even better on her season 14! Andrea has proven to be an unruly wind of change and already started off her season on a high note. Will her hot streak continue tonight?
Jake Mercer: You said it best, Stew. She’s the definition of dedication, perseverance, and leadership. She’s the measuring stick every competitor should look to measure up to. Amount to even a shred of Andrea’s boots. Though she’ll certainly have her hands full tonight with Viz and Charlie.
(Andrea Valentine enters the ring, no smile across her face, eyeing Serena Bennet, never being too careful. Valentine outstretching her arms, absorbing the loving energy from the crowd.)
Flannery McCoy: They may be tag team partners tonight, but nothing’s changed and it won’t until Operation: Doomsday.
(“Roll With Me” fades away and is replaced by the tune of “Father Stretch My Hands. Pt. 1” by Kanye West, as Charlie Marr’s vile presence is felt throughout this socially distanced performance center.)
Stephie Love: AND THEIR OPPONENTS! FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF TOWER HAMLETS, LONDON, IN THE UNITTTEEEDDDDD KIIIINNNGGGDOOOOOMMMM!!! WEIGHING IN AT 260 POOOUUUNNDDDSSSS, CHARRLLIIIIIEEEEE “THE LOST DISCIPLE” MAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Stew-O: Charlie Marr, yet another aquation to Dynasty roster, has affirmed on his promise to live up to his despicable and radical nature, tearing a warpath through Dynasty’s heart. Just as so many are, Charlie’s looking to prove that he’ll reside at the top of the red brand. No man, woman, or force will prevent his ascension to grandeur on Dynasty and allow him to sit atop EAW’s throne.
Jake Mercer: Stepping into the squared-circle with Charlie Marr is an uphill battle itself, and that’s only half of it! Consider yourself lucky if Charlie Marr doesn’t dig his nails under your skin and drive salt into whatever pre-existing wounds you’re looking to nurture. Physically and verbally scathing whoever steps in his way. Gotta love some Charlie Marr on your plate, amiright!?!?
Flannery McCoy: I love watching Charlie compete, though I’d rather not have any of him on my plate, whatever that may mean, Jake.
(Charlie Marr enters the ring and immediately jaws at both Serena and Andrea, blowing kisses towards them jabbing at their person. ’30 Day Run’ By Larry June vibrates through the ears of this crowd as The World Heavyweight Champion, Visual Prophet wiggles his hips onto the stage, entering to quite the positive reception.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS TEAMMATE, WRESTLING OUT OF DETROIT, MICHIIIIGAANNNNNNN, WEIGHING IN AT 265 POOUUUNNNDDDSSSS, HE IS THE REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTEDDDDDDD, E-A-W WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPPPIIIOONNMNN….THEEEEEEE VISSSUUUUAAAAALLL PROPPHEEEETTTTTT!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: The World Heavyweight Champion, folks! Defeating Drake King in the Prophetic Visions match at Pain For Pride, Viz left with the World Heavyweight Title! Now reigning supreme as Dynasty’s top dog, Viz looks onward this season hoping to become a an assertive and commanding champion. Viz has also built himself quite the physic since arrive on Dynasty’s shores! New and improved, better than ever, Visual Prophet’s time is now and he won’t cede an inch of ground to anybody!
Jake Mercer: No, he sure won’t! After becoming King of Elite, Viz went through a number of trials and tribulations, through the fruits of his labor are now upon us, in fact, they’re wrapped tightly around his waist as he walks to the ring!
(Viz enters the ring, Charlie Marr steps onto the apron, Visual Prophet appearing to want to start this match. Serena Bennett barks at Andrea to step to the apron, but both women already nose to nose. Valentine swallows her pride and exists the ring. The referee signals for the bell to be rung, indicating the official beginning of this tag team match.)
DING! DING! DING!
Jake Mercer: Here we go! Serena Bennett and Visual Prophet square off- Wait, Andrea tags herself in! Right from the get-go, Valentine says two can play this game! Bennett, a clear look of disgust on her face, is sent to the outside of the ring, and now it’s former champion vs current champion! Valentine locks up with Viz, who pressures her into the turnbuckles, using his sizer and weight advantage to over-power Andrea Valentine. Viz using the extent of his five count in the corner, then cleanly breaking in the clinch. Viz with a slap!- Just a tease, some gamesmanship from the champion! Andrea cracks a smile and readies herself for a new stratagem of attack. Viz now charging at Andrea, who narrowly evades, but Viz returns with a lariat, swinging wildly! Valentine sidesteps Visual Prophet’s fire and rebounds off the ropes now! VALENTINE SENDING VISUAL PROPHET FLYING FROM THE RING WITH TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS! Andrea Valentine with an incredible show of athleticism, showing Viz that this won’t be a powerhouse contest!
Flannery McCoy: Viz now re-entering the ring, shoots another lariat at Valentine, who once again evades the attempt! Andrea off the ropes again, BUT VIZ PLUCKS HER RIGHT OFF HER FEET! THRUSTING ANDREA INTOT HE AIR AND DRIVING HER DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER! WHAT A COUNTER, FROM VIZ! PERHAPS FORECASTING VALENTINE’S TACTICS NOW, PLAYING A BIT OF POSSUM!
Stew-O: Playing? He just played wack the dummy with Andrea’s spinal cord. Looking to get back to her feet, but Visual Prophet will offer her no quarter. Grabbing Andrea and dragging her to the enemy corner, tagging in Charlie Marr. Marr immediately shoots a headbutt, cracking the skull of Andrea! Smiling at Valentine, now whipping her up and down with a snap suplex! MARR ROLLS THROUGH, LOOKING FOR ANOTHER! CHARLIE WITH ANOTHER SNAP SUPLEX!!! SLAMMING VALENTINE INTO THE CANVAS, WITH AS MUCH MALICE POSSIBLE!! Bringing Andrea to her feet, just to put her down again, perhaps?!? Marr off the ropes, looking for a big boot! Andrea also storms the ropes, Charlie missing his target, BUT ANDREA FLIES WITH A BACKHANDSRPING ELBOW!!! SMASHING CHARLIE IN THE JAW, DROPPING “THE CONSCIENCE OF EAW”!!!
Flannery McCoy: Andreaonce again displaying his second to none perseverance and wherewithal to halt the momentum of Charlie Marr! Now Andrea making it to Serena Bennett, who without hesitation tags into this match, headfirst into the fire! Now Serena with a headbutt of her own to Marr! Blasting Visual Prophet off the apron and avoiding an attempted knee from Charlie! Bounding off the ropes! Serena now with a running crossbody flattening Charlie on the canvas! Marr wisely rolls out of the ring, avoiding any further onslaught from Bennett, but she’ll offer him no resting room! HERE WE GO, SERENA OFF THE ROPES, SHE’S SIGNALING FOR SOMETHING BIG!! SERENA BENNETT FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A SUICIDE DIIIVEEEEEE, TOPPLING CHARLIE MAR!!!
Jake Mercer: What a move from the audacious Bennett! Rolling Charlie back inside the ring, indistinctly gabbing at Andrea Valentine, basking in her own handy-work. Valentine doesn’t look impressed with the offensive flurry from Serena. Serena turns her attention back to Charlie- WHO ROLLS HER UP, CHARLIE’S WORKING OFF THE DISTRACTION HERE, INSIDE CRADLE!!!!
Stew-O: Bennett powers out! She almost got caught, the bitter rivalry with Andrea almost cost her this match! Both back to their feet, CHARLIE SENDS SERENA DOWN WITH A BIG BOOT! CHARLIE LAUNCHED HIS BOOT INTO THE FACE OF SERENA BENNETT! NOW LIFTING HER LIFELESS BODY INTO HIS ARMS, LIFTING HER INTOT HE AIR, CHARLIE’S SETTING UP FOR A POWERBOMB!!! HE’S GOING TO RIP SERENA DOWN FROM THE SKY!! WAIT, BENNETT IS TRYING TO POWER OUT!! FIGHTING OUT OF THE HOLD, REPEATED FISTS, AND ELBOWS TO THE BALD HEAD OF CHARLIE, WHO BEGINS TO STUMBLE!!! CHARLIE BARELY ABLE TO STAND, MISSTEPS TOWARDS THE CORNER OF ANDREA VALENTINE, WHO TAGS HERSELF IN OFF THE BACK OF SERENA BENNETT! SHE’S THE LEGAL WOMAN, ANDREA IS THE LEGAL WOMAN! CHARLIE HASN’T REALIZED THE TAG OCCURED, HE’S STILL GOT BENNETT HIGH IN THE AIR!!! DROPPING SERENA FROM HEAVEN TO HELL WITH A SITUOUT POWERBOMB!!!!!! CHARLIE MARR WITH A HUGE POWERBOMB TO SERENA, BUT ANDREA’S LEGAL!! AND SHE DRILLS CHARLIE’S HEAD INTO THE CANVAS WITH “VALENTINE’S MASSACRE”!!!! SHE DID IT, SHE’S SEALED MARR’S FATE, WHAT A HEADSCISSORS DRIVER TO CHARLIE!!! HE’S FALLEN TO HIS FACE, HE’S OUT!! THIS IS IT, ANDREA QUICKLY HEADS IN FOR THE COVER!!
Jake Mercer: VIZ AT THE VERY LAST GODDAMN SECOND BREAKS UP THE PINFALL, THIS MATCH IS ALIVE AND WELL, VIZ HAS SAVED IT FOR HIS TEAM!! Visual Prophet drags Charlie’s corpse to the corner of the ring and tags himself in, prepared to once again do war with Andrea! We’re back to square one! Andrea and Viz exchange blows! Punches and elbows from both elitists, neither with the cowardice to take a step back!! ANDREA WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST TO THE FACE OF VIZ, ANDREA OFF THE ROPES NOW- BUT SHE’S MET WITH A DROPKICK FROM “BIG VIZ”!!!! THE BIG MAN LIKE A MISSILE THROUGH THE AIR, SHOTGUN DROPKICKING THE CHEST OF ANDREA VALENTINE!! NOW VIZ, LIFITNG ANDREA ON HIS SHOULDERS, MOTIONING FOR SOMETHING BIG!!! OH, NO!!! VIZ WITH A MILITARY PRESS, HE’S DISPLAYING THAT MAGNIFICENCE STRENGTH HE POSSESS, ANDREA VALENTINE’S BODY IN THE HIGH-RED ZONE NOW, THIS ISN’T GOOD!! SERENA BENNETT AT THE VERY LAST SECOND BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK TO THE KNEE OF VIZ, WHO’S FORCED TO DROP ANDREA OUT THE BACK DOOR!! NOW CHARLIE MARR’S BACK IN THE FRAY, WITH A “DEATH OR GLORY” EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW OF SERENA BENNETT!!! SENDING SERENA TO THE OUTSIDE, BUT NOW VALENTINE OFF THE SECOND ROPE WITH A DIVING METEORA TO THE FACE OF CHARLIE, SENDING HIM CRASH DOWN TO THE MAT! NOW ANDREA WITH A CLOTHESLINE THAT SENDS CHARLIE TO THE OUTSIDE, BUT VIZ IS BACK UP!! VIZ SPINS ANDREA AROUND AND MEETS HER WITH A RING RATTLING SPINEBUSTER!!! AGAIN, ANDREA IS PLANTED WITH A NASTY SPINEBUSTER!!! VIZ NOW WITH ANOTHER MILITARY PRESS, NOBODY HERE TO SAVE ANDEA THIS TIME!!! WHAT THE, WHAT IS VIZ THINKING?!? APPROACHING THE ROPES, VIZ CHARGES FORWARD!! HURDLING ANDREA THROUGH THE AIR, OVER THE TOP ROPE INTO SERENA AND CHARLIE, SENDING EVERYONE CRASHING DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!
Stew-O: VIZ STANDING TALL, HE’S ON TOP O THE WORLD! THIS IS WHY HE’S THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! VIZ EVEN BEGINNING TO BUST A MOVE IN THE RING, SHOWING OFF CRISP HIP MOVEMENTS! Charlie barely beginning to stir and he looks to drag Andrea’s body into the ring. MARR SEMINGL ATTEMPTING TO SLAM ANDREA’S HEAD AGAINST THE APRON, BUT SHE COUNTERED IT!! ANDREA IS ALIVE, GETTING A HAND ON THE APRON AND NOT ALLOWING CHARLIE MARR TO PUT HER OUT! BENNETT BLASTING MARR FROM BEHIND, NOW ANDREA TARGETING VIZ!! THE TEAM OF ANDREA AND SERENA MAY ACTUALLY GET THE JOB TONIGHT!! VALENTINE WITHA RUNNING BLOCKBUSTER TO VIZ, CARTHWEELING HER BODY THROUGH THE AIR AND SLAMMING HIS BODY TO THE CANVAS!! NOW ANDREA WITH A CROSS ARMBREAKER!!! SHE’S GOT A SUBMISSION IN, LOOKING TO SNAP VIZ’S ARM IF HE DOESN’T TAP OUT!!! THE CHAMPION MAY FIND HIMSELF OUT THE REST OF THE SEASON IF HE’S UNABLE TO ESCAPE THIS SUBMISSION!! VIZ IS NOWHERE NEAR THE ROPES, HE CAN’T SURVIVE!! HE’S TRYING TO INCH HIS WAY THERE, BUT HE’S ON AN ISLAND, IT WOULD TAKLE A MIRACLE TO ESCAPE THIS!! WAIT- CHARLIE MARR ON THE OUTSIDE, RIPPING SERENA BENNETT DOWN BY THE HAIR, WITH FORCE!! MARR NOW STOMPING A MUDHOLE THROUGH THE BODY OF BENNETT!!! HE WASN’T HAPPY WITH BEING TAKEN OUT FROM BEHIND ONLY A FEW MOMENTS AGO, NOW MARR ROLLING IN THE RING!! VALENTINE’S GOT HER EYES ON CHARLIE, SHE’S DISTRACTED!! VIZ ABLE TO CLASP HIOS HANDS TOGETHER AND GET HIS FEET BENEATH HIM!!! VIZ HAS FOUND HIS BASE AND NOW HE’LL UNLEASH HELL ON ANDREA VALENTINE!!! LOOKING FOR A POWERBOMB!! VIZ HEAVING THE FORMER CHAMPION INTO THE AIR AND DROPPING HER TO THE- NO! ANDREA ROLLS THROUGH WITH A HEADSCISSORS, SENDING VIZ ROLLING ACROSS THE RING!! WHAT A COUNTER FROM ANDREA, THIS LATE IN THE MATCH, SHE’S STILL GOING WITH EVERYTHING SHE’S GOT!!!
Flannery McCoy: ANDREA LEPAS AT VIZ, BUT SHE’S CAUGHT!!! VIZ WASTING NOW TIME WITH THE “PROPHET DRIVER”!! THAT CARTWHEEL FIRMANS CARRY SLAM TO VALENTINE!!! VIZ HEADING TO THE ROPES, BUT MARR TAGS HIMSELF IN!! VIZ DOESN’T LOOK PLEASED CHARLIE TAGGED HIMSELF IN! BUT HE’LL HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT, BECAUSE CHARLIE’S GOT HIS EYES DEAD ON ANDREA VALENTINE!! VALENTINE WALKING INTO THE ARMS OF MARR, OH, NO!!! HE’S GOT HER HOOKED!!! “THE QUEEN IS DEAD”!!!! HE HIT IT!!!! THAT DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT!! ANDREA’S HEAD BOUNCING OFF THE CANVAS AND SHE’S SENT UNCOSNAOCULYL STUMBLING INTO THE CORNER!! MARR GRABS VALENTINE FOR THE PIN, BUT SERENA TAGS HERSELF IN AT THE LAST MOMENT!!! SERENA SLIDING INTO THE RING WITH A HIGH STEP KICK TO THE FACE OF CHARLIE!!! CHARLIE’S DAZED AND BENNETT’S GOING TO TAKE FULL ADVANTAGE!! WINDING UP THE ARM, SHE’S LOOKING FOR THE “TIP TOE”!!! THAT PELE KICK TO THE SKULL OF MARR, SHE’S GOT HIM SET UP!! ROLLS HIM OUT, BUT SNATCHES HER OFF HER FEET AND DRILLS HER INTO THE MAT WITH THE “HEADMASTER RITUAL”!!! THAT BRUTAL SPINEBUSTER, DEVASTATING SERENA’S OFFENSE!! NOW MARR’S GOT THE MATCH IN HIS HANDS, LINING SERENA UP ON THE ROPES, PERHAPS SEARCHING FOR “THE LAST JUDGEMENT”!!! SHE’S ON THE ROPES, NO, SERENA PUSHES CHARLIE OFF AND LAUNCHES OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE WITH A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA!!! AN UNSEEN VARIANT OFF THE “FLY OR DIE” MOVE WE’VE COME TO KNOW!!!
Jake Mercer: NOW SERENA DRAGS MARR TO THE CORNER, SHE’S GOING TO FINISH HIM HERE!!! WHAT THE HELL, ANDREA VALENTINE TAGS HERSELF IN, AND HEADING TO THE TOP ROPE!!! ASCENDING THE TURNBUCKLES AND FLYING DOWN WITH “V-DAY”!!!!!! “V-DAY” LANDING TO PERFECTION, NAILING CHARLIE MARR, VALENTINE’S GOING TO CAPITALIZE OFF BENNETT’S WORK!! SERENA LOOKS DISGUSTED, ANDREA HEADS IN FOR THE PIN!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: THAT’S IT!!! ANDREA VALENTINE SECURES THE VICTORY FOR HER TEAM!!! SHE STOLE BENNETT’S MOMENT!!!
Stephie Love: HERE ARE YOUR WINNERS, THE TEAM OF ANDREEEAAAAA VALLLENNNTTIIINNNNEEE AND SEREEENNNNAAAAA BENNNETT!!!
(Andrea has her hand raised in victory as Bennett still in shock, resides on the apron, bearing a face of absolute fury.)
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think you’re the only one who realizes that, Jake…Bennett appears livid and enters the ring carefully. She gives a glare of despise and repulse, THEN SHOVES ANDREA TO THE CANVAS!!! SERENA BENNET DROPPING VALENTINE WITH A SHOW IF ULTIMATE DISRESPECT!! ATTEMPTING TO WALK AWAY NOW, BUT VALENTINE BLATSS HER FROM BEHIND!!! THE FIGHT IS ONE!! ANDREA ON TOP OF SERENA, THESE TWO IN A FRENZY OF ANGER, HATE, AND BAD BLOOD!!! BOTH WOMEN ROLLING AROUND, LOOKING TO KILL THE OTHER IT SEEMS!! SECURITY MAKING IT’S WAY DOWN TO THE RING, TRYING TO SEPARATE THESE TWO LADIES!!!
Stew-O: Serena Bennet and Andrea Valentine finally being pulled apart, blood spills from the mouth of Serena, as Andrea’s forehead seems to have opened a nasty cut! THESE TWO WOMEN WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO GET AT ONE ANOTHER!! THEIR MATCH AT OPERATION: DOOMSDAY WILL BE ABSOLUTE FIREWORKS!!!
(Serena is walked up the stage by security, still shouting at Andrea, who’s being escorted out through the crowd. The image pans to Bennett leaving the curtain and fades to commercial break.)
(Highlights of the Grand Athlete’s rise in the tag team division and their win to secure #1 contenders spot plays)
(The camera pans towards the entrance ramp, where the tiantron of ‘The Grand Athletes’ begins to play, ‘Princes Of The Universe’ by Queen reverberates throughout the socially distanced arena. Limmy Monaghan and Mark Macias, ‘The Grand Athletes’ make their way to the ring, through a mixed reaction of cheers, boos, and everything in between.)
Stephie Love: LADIE AND GENTLEMAN, PLEASE WELCOME LIMMY MONAGHAN AND MARK MACIAS, ‘THEEEEEE GRRANNNNNNDDDD ATTHHLLEETTTESSSSS’!!!!!
(Mark and Limmy enter the ring, poised to deliver a message to their Operation: Doomsday opponents.)
Limmy Monaghan: Ladies and gentleman, last week on Dynasty, ‘The Grand Athletes’ fulfilled our promise of victory against ‘The Losers Union’ and earned our rightful number one contendership to the Unified Tag Team Championships of The World. Could there truly have been any other outcome? We’re the hottest and most electric up-and-coming tag team in today’s era, and we proved that last week. We affirmed that we are, in fact, the only tag team on Dynasty worthy of challenging Rex McAliister and Raven Roberts for their Elite Answers Wrestling Tag Team Championships. And that’s exactly what we plan on doing at Operation: Doomsday. An event where the future becomes the present. The first accolade in the career of the most legendary tag team this company’s ever seen. It is and always has been our destiny to win the tag team titles and solidify our status as a commanding force of dominance amongst the tag team division. We’ve been changing the landscape of this company since our very first moment on it’s soil and we plan on taking that change to an entirely new level during season fourteen.
Mark Macias: Indeed, we do. Not only altering the landscape of this company, but sending ripples felt throughout the largest ocean of EAW’s surface, Dynasty. Voltage had suited us well, seeing as how we found our footing nicely over there. Though now, we’re ready to swim with the sharks. We’re ready for our toes to be held over the fire and risk it all in order to find championship gold. From day one, we’ve promised every single tag team that believed themselves to be better than ‘The Grand Athletes’ would find themselves begging for another chance at our gradneur once we’d knocked them down. That;s what we do. We see a challenge, we knock it down. We stare our foes in the face and won’t allow our hels to near the cliff. Every challenge thus far has indeed been knocked down, well, all but one. All but one crushing loss at the grandest event of the year, Pain For Pride. A more naive and complacent team would’ve allowed themselves to commiserate over a loss of such nature. Not us. Not ‘The Grand Athletes’. If anything, that defeat only widened our vision and put a microscope under the goal we should be chasing. We were chasing glory and the epitome of greatness at Pain For Pride. Not anymore. We aren’t looking for your opinions, or the opinions of our peers as to how we go about our business. We were born to win these titles and won’t stop until we do. You know what they say, “There ain’t no rest for the wicked, until we close our eyes for good.”.
Limmy Monaghan: What Mark means to say is that while yes, the tag team titles are our primary concern, that doesn’t mean this matchup won’t be absolute fireworks. The blatant battering and refusal of ackdomege of your opponents talent, is a cowardice and vain approach towards filling a void of failure and shame. An approach we won’t be taking. We know exactly who ‘Fire & Ice’ are and why they’re the champions. Hell, Rex is a double champion, reigning over Voltage as the Elite Answers Wrestling World Champion and a Tag Team Champion. An incredibly decorated jacket for both Rex and Raven, two prolific performers. Of which happen to be husband and wife, a bond stronger than no other between two people. We aren’t stepping into the ring with two shameful dregs of Dynasty’s locker room. We aren’t facing Jason McCormick and Christian DeMarco. This is a complete step-up from those we’ve defeated to get here today. A step up we’re more than ready for. Every time we’ve competed inside this damn ring it’s been a step up in competition. Pit against men and women who should’ve wiped us off the face of the planet, but they didn’t. Teams forged by the iron sharpening fire of EAW’s tag team division for several seasons and yet, still, they’ve fallen to us. We weren’t handed an opportunity, we’ve taken names for months now and it lends more than enough credence as to why we’re at the pinnacle of this tag division. And that’s excluding the fact that we’ve, you know, faced them before. No excuses will be made, nor any ploys utilized, but this time around, there will be no feeling out process. We know how you work and we know how dangerous you are, it only enhances our senses approaching this match. We remain unscathed in the face of certain defeat. In the face of victory, or defeat, your true colors may bleed, though it;s the courage to continue that shows your strength. Bumbling bags of dicktips would tell you that the mindset of an optimist is cliche, or generic. As if the greatest champions hadn;t suffered horrid losses in their times. As if they’ve never had to pick up the pieces of a broken dream and construct something new. Hopes and dreams are funny that way. You see, when broken, they’re like glass. Despite your best efforts, they can never be truly put back together to a tee. Modifications, reconstruction, and remodeling of our vision was necessary in order for our resurgence back into tag team prominence. As is a win at Operation: Doomsday. It isn’t our Destiny to fail again, and again, we understand that this may be the final opportunity at those championships. And it’s an opportunity we aren;t taking lightly.
Mark Macias: While, yes, we understand the threat that ‘Fire & Ice’ present, we also see the holes in their game. Small cracks in an incredibly well constructed armor. An armor impenetrable to most, though not us. The cracks exist. The splinters that will eventually drive them down the road to Shitsberg. Man and wife? Tag team partners? Elite Answers Wrestling World Champion, and future title contender? Which one are the two of you? You’ve assumed that the narrative of you being everyone of them will play out until you wish, but it won’t. Not against a team of our caliber. Another team may believe you can successfully operate under every one of those roles at once, but you can’t. Do you know what happens in nature when fire meets ice? The more powerful element will overtake it’s counterpart, or they’ll both cease to exist. Neither overcoming the other, destroying one another. When it comes down to the wire, Rex, will you choose Raven, or your Elite Answers Wrestling World Champion? Raven, will you choose your stardom and notoriety as Elite Answers Wrestling Tag Team Champion, or the essence of your husband? To love and to hold, but only one. We aren’t bound by any parameters and will do whatever necessary to attain what we want. To attain glory. The two of you will break your knees to uphold the pillars that stabilize your reality. Maintain your masquerades. Dedicating thirty percent of yourself to each aspect of your life, eventually being eaten alive by your most prized possessions. The cracks held together by the hope that you’ll be defending said possession against the absolute garbage of this brand. Against the scavengers, begging for scraps, looking to cing to the strings of merely facing a team of your stardom. To us, you may be excellent, you may be the greatest tag team to ever hold those titles, but you’ll become a footnote in the end. A stepping stone on our path to victory. Reduced to has-beens. The tag team championships come first, what next? Rex’s title? Maybe even…your marriage? I mean no harm and to cross no lines, but this juggling of branches upon EAW’s tree of talent, it can only conute so long. August eighth, to be exact.
(Limmy Monaghan takes the microphone from Mark Macias, perhaps a bit frustrated with Mark’s personal berate on their opponents.)
Limmy Monaghan: Your marriage, personal, and professional relationships aren’t our business and you’ll be allowed that basic right to privacy. Your tag titles however, they won’t be. Not until they’re wrapped tightly around our waists, then, and only then, will they be exclusively reserved for ‘The Grand Athletes’. Like Mark said, ‘Fire & Ice’, you’ve done some great things. You’ve been superlative tag team champions and aided EAW in rejuvenating a once lacking division. Though now, as your end nears, our beginning approaches. Our ascension to majesty and grandeur. As tag team champions, Mark and I will reign over this division with superiority and dominion. Not unlike we’ve done thus far. At Operation: Doomsday, not only will new champions be crowned and legends born, though the stomach-wrenching loss that we’ve suffered will come full circle. The implementation of our fire and desire filling a void you’ll believe to be everlasting. Our time has come. Season thirteen may not have been the season of the grand athletes, but you can bet your ass that season fourteen will be. That when 2020 meets her end and EAW’s eyes are forced to gaze upon who the tag team of the year was, there will only be one answer. One team, head and shoulders above the rest. A star shining so brightly, the darkness of her shadow renders all others irrelevant. Limmy Monaghan and Mark Macias, ‘The Grand Athletes’ have arrived. Limmy Monaghan and Mark Macias have conquered. And now, Limmy Monaghan and Mark Macias are ready to ascend. We’re ready to bear the weight of an entire division, an entire brand, an entire world, on our shoulders. Operation: Doomsday, the future of the tag team division will become its present. And that present is ‘The Grand Athletes’.
(Limmy Monaghan and Mark Macias, ‘The Grand Athletes’, drop the microphone and begin to exit the ring. The camera pans outwards towards the socially distanced crowd as the shot fades to a commercial break.)
(The Visual Prophet and Bronson Daniels star in an Arbys commercial)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial as the camera fades in to show Stephie Love standing right in the center of the ring with a bright smile as she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following, IS THE MAIN EVENT!!! And it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Land of the Innocent’ by Feathers plays up to loud cheers as Sarah Price makes her way out to the stage with the Specialists Championship around her shoulder. She salutes the crowd with a bright smile at the center of the stage before making her way down to the stage and headed towards the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from London, United Kingdom… weighing in at 121 pounds… She is THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… THE GUARDIAN ANGEL… SARAH PRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week on Dynasty you could say Sarah Price got the win in the main event against Andre Walker, just not in a way she wanted. If you know her well enough she wants to win matches on her own terms, last week wasn’t it, but if anything it was a lesson well learned for her opponent in her opinion.
Flannery McCoy: And now she enters into the main event once more against a completely polar opposite, well they’re both police officers :lupe:. But I’m sure this is a win she wants continuing forward into Operation: Doomsday, especially against a former World Champion and Hall of Famer no doubt about it, can’t wait to see how she approaches this match.
Jake Mercer: She’ll approach this like any challenge, ehm… INTO THE UNKNOWN-
Flannery McCoy: STOP!
(Sarah makes her way over to the apron as she jumps up onto it. She looks around before entering into the ring and immediately jumping up to the top rope. She points around at members of the crowd with a smile before jumping down and circling around the ring before heading to her corner and getting ready as ‘Land of the Innocent’ fades out. ‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke then plays up to boos as Chris Elite makes his way out to the stage. He looks around at the crowd with a stern look on his face as he’s clearly pretty angered at the actions that have conspired down on Dynasty since the start of Season 14 for him. He shakes his head before making his way down the ramp and headed towards the ring)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 210 pounds… GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS… CHRIS ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Chris Elite isn’t the happiest person on the red brand these past few weeks, with everything going but his way since returning in Season 14. With Veena Adams interfering in his match against Andrea Valentine and screwing him out of the match, then finding out that Veena is the co-general manager of the whole brand! It seems the whole brand is out to get him these few weeks.
Flannery McCoy: But if anything this is a match that he does not want to lose if he wants to get his Season off to a good pace. If anything this has brought him to be even more motivated than ever tonight and this is a match that he wants to make sure NO ONE has their hands in tonight.
Jake Mercer: …
Stew-O: ??? Don’t you usually say something stupid or whatever?
Jake Mercer: I don’t want a dick eating citation :mjcry:
Flannery McCoy: :skip:
(Elite stops at the bottom of the ring before sliding into the ring and getting up to his feet at the center of it. He jumps up to the top rope and poses on top of it only then having a smirk on his face before jumping off and heading to his corner and getting ready as ‘Invincible’ fades out as the Ref then begins to signal for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as our Dynasty main event is underway! Both Sarah Price and Chris Elite are circling around the ring in anticipation for the collar-and-elbow! Wait, but Elite is stopping? What is he thinking?!
Chris Elite (Off-Mic): FUCK! BITCH! ASS-
Flannery McCoy: ELITE HAS HIS WAY WITH WORDS BUT SARAH IS WASTING NO TIME CLOBBERING ELITE RIGHT IN THE NOSE WITH A STIFF ELBOW SENDING HIM BACKWARDS!
Chris Elite (Off-Mic): YOU LITTLE SHIT!
Jake Mercer: Elite running right towards Sarah, BUT SARAH WITH A ENZIGURI- BUT ELITE MANAGES TO KEEP SARAH UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION! ELITE GOING FOR A POWERBOMB, BUT SARAH MANAGES TO FLIP OUT! Elite stumbling backward but quickly closes in on Sarah, BUT SARAH WITH A ENZIGURI RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF ELITE SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Sarah quickly grabbing him and sending him into an Irish whip, ELITE WITH OPEN YA MATA-
Stew-O: BUT SARAH MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! Sarah positions herself as Elite turns around, PLOT TWIST! BUT ELITE MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER SARAH’S KNEE OF HER OWN! Both of them going for major moves at the start of the match, but it’s just a matter of time before either one of them connects!
Flannery McCoy: ELITE FROM BEHIND LIFTING SARAH INTO A BACK SUPLEX, AND DROPS HER DOWN! Sarah slowly getting up to her feet already as Elite tries to go for a kick right to the face, BUT SARAH GRABS HIS FOOT! Sarah pushing him away giving her enough time to get up to her feet as Elite turns around, SARAH TAKING ELITE DOWN WITH A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER!
Jake Mercer: Elite already trying to get up to his feet, BUT SARAH WITH A DROPKICK WHILE ELITE IS ON A KNEE TAKING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! Sarah quickly grabbing him by the arm and irish whipping him all the way to the turnbuckle corner! She’s running right towards him, DOUBLE KNEES- BUT ELITE MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE ANY HARM CAN BE DONE! Elite quickly running forward, ELITE WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING SARAH OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Stew-O: But Sarah lands on the apron as Elite turns around while she’s preparing herself to fly! SARAH WITH A SPRINGBOARD KNEE STRIKE- BUT ELITE MANAGES TO ESCAPE OUT OF HARMS WAY OF THAT ONE TOO! Sarah rolling up to her feet, BUT ELITE WITH THE DICKEATERY STOPPER! A VICIOUS UPPERCUT SENDING SARAH DOWN TO THE GROUND AS ELITE COLLAPSES DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT FOR THE WIN!
Flannery McCoy: SARAH POWERS OUT! Elite slamming his fist to the ground as he’s quickly up to his feet. Chris Elite is jumping onto the apron as he looks to be climbing up to the top rope, Sarah is still down on the ground as Elite looks to fly! MOONSAULT- BUT SARAH WAS PLAYING POSSUM AS SHE QUICKLY JUMPS UP AND JOINS ELITE ON THE TOP ROPE!
Jake Mercer: AVALANCHE POISON FRANKENSTEINER! ELITE’S HEAD IS IMPALED DOWN TO THE GROUND QUICKLY AS SARAH IS QUICKLY LEAPING FORWARD AND HOOKING THE LEG, PIN ATTEMPT!
Stew-O: KICK-OUT BY CHRIS ELITE! Sarah quickly up to her feet- BUT ELITE QUICKLY BRINGING HER BACK DOWN WITH A SCHOOLBOY! Sarah pushing away and getting up to her feet, BUT ELITE LIFTING HER UP AND DROPPING HER DOWN INTO A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX WITH SWIFTNESS! Elite jumping up to the top rope while Sarah is down on the ground trying to keep the momentum in this matchup, FROG SPLASH BY CHRIS ELITE RIGHT ONTO A GROUNDED SARAH!
Flannery McCoy: Sarah grabbing her gut as she’s trying her best to roll away and escape from Elite, BUT HE QUICKLY LEAPS UP IN THE AIR AND GOES FOR A STANDING MOONSAULT- NO! SARAH GETTING THE KNEES UP AS CHRIS IS DOWN ON THE GROUND AS WELL!
Jake Mercer: Both of them are slowly getting up to their feet as it seems Elite is just a bit faster, BUT SARAH STOPPING ANYTHING FROM HAPPENING WITH A STIFF FOREARM SENDING ELITE BACKWARDS! BUT ELITE STEPPING FORWARD AND THROWING A PUNCH RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SARAH! ELITE QUICKLY FOLLOWING UP WITH A SPINNING BACK KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF SARAH SENDING HER BACKWARDS!
Stew-O: Sarah falling into the ropes as Elite is grabbing her and sending her right into an Irish whip, ELITE QUICKLY GRABBING SARAH, SPANISH FLY- BUT SARAH PREVENTS BROOKLYN HIGH WITH A SWIFT ELBOW RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF ELITE’S HEAD! Elite stepping back, ELITE GOING FOR A BICYCLE KICK-
Flannery McCoy: BUT SARAH GRABS ELITE’S LEG AND PUSHES IT AWAY! Elite quickly running forward, BUT SARAH PRICE TAKING DOWN CHRIS ELITE WITH A QUICK HURRICANRANA! Elite rolling up to a sitting position, BUT SARAH TRANSITIONING AS SHE HITS ELITE WITH A SWIFT PENALTY KICK RIGHT TO HIS FACE!
Jake Mercer: Sarah waiting for Elite to get up to his feet as she falls into the corner, what is she thinking?! SARAH GOING FOR DANCE OF THE PRINCESS- BUT ELITE SLIPS OUT OF THE TWIST OF FATE AND PUSHES SARAH AWAY! Sarah stumbling backward yet she’s coming right back, BUT ELITE QUICKLY GRABBING SARAH! ELITE RUNNING WITH HER, 44 BULLDOG!
Stew-O: NOT JUST GET AS SARAH MANAGES TO SLIP OUT! SARAH GRABBING ELITE FROM BEHIND AND UNWINDING HIM, RIPCORD KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF ELITE! PLOT TWIST CONNECTS AS ELITE FALLS RIGHT TO THE GROUND AND SARAH GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS ELITE POWERS OUT! Sarah quickly right back up to her feet despite seeing that Elite continues to fight on she has the advantage and I’m sure that she’s not going to let go of it, she’s climbing up to the top rope I think I have a figure about what’s to come right now! SARAH GOING FOR HAPPY ENDING!
Jake Mercer: NO! CHRIS ELITE MANAGING TO ROLL OUT OF HARMS WAY AND ESCAPE THE PATH AS SARAH FALLS DOWN IN A TON OF PAIN! Sarah on her knees as Elite seems ready, OPEN YA MATA! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF SARAH CONNECTS SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! ELITE HOOKING THE LEG AND GOING FOR THE PIN RIGHT NOW!
Stew-O: SARAH KICKS OUT! Elite looks a bit angered but he’s already up to his feet, as it seems Sarah is doing the same! Elite grabs Sarah by the head as he’s sending rapid-fire forearms clubbing right into the skull of the Specialists Champion! BUT SARAH SENDING A SWIFT PUNCH RIGHT TO THE GUT OF ELITE STOPPING THE ONSLAUGHT! Sarah quickly running forward to Elite, BUT HE THROWS HER RIGHT OUT OF THE RING! But Sarah keeping a hold of the apron, HOTSHOT SENDS ELITE BACKWARDS!
Flannery McCoy: Sarah is trying to keep herself upwards grabbing the barricade yet I don’t think she’s looking at whatever seems to be happening in the ring! ELITE UP TO HIS FEET AS HE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES, AND LAUNCHES FORWARD AS HE TAKES SARAH DOWN WITH A TOPE SUICIDA!
Jake Mercer: Elite bringing Sarah back up to her feet and rolling her back into the ring as the fight continues! Elite quickly jumping up onto the apron and climbing up to the top rope as Sarah is also beginning to get back up to her feet and recover as well as she doesn’t realize what the Gawd Given Greatness has up his sleeve! ELITE WITH A CROSSBODY-
Stew-O: BUT SARAH REVERSES IT BRINGING HER KNEE UP AND STRIKING IT RIGHT IN THE FACE OF CHRIS ELITE IN MID AIR, ENCHANTMENT BREAKER OUT OF NOWHERE! SARAH WAITING FOR ELITE TO GET UP AS WELL AS SHE DOESN’T SEEM TO BE DONE, SHE WANTS TO END THIS RIGHT HERE AND NOW! SARAH LAUNCHES FORWARD, ANOTHER ENCHANTMENT BREAKER-
Flannery McCoy: BUT ELITE MANAGING TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND PUSH THE KNEE AWAY BEFORE IMPACT! Elite stumbling forward but managing to quickly get up to his feet and recover as Sarah turns around, ELITE WITH A HIGH ANGLE DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SARAH TAKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE!
Jake Mercer: Elite is back up to his feet as he runs to the ropes and back, ELITE GOING FOR A AXE KICK! BUT SARAH ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE ELITE CAN DROP HIS LEG SQUARE DOWN ON HIS HEAD! Sarah taking advantage of this as she quickly grabs Elite, AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A LEG-DROP DDT FOR EXTRA MEASURE!
Stew-O: Chris Elite is in a multitude of pain as he’s slowly getting back up to his feet trying to recover as quickly as he can, but Sarah is wasting no time trying to get him back off track and sending him right into the corner! Sarah turning and running right towards him, BUT ELITE MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING AS SARAH COLLIDES RIGHT INTO THE CORNER! Elite quickly running forward, AND TAKING HER DOWN WITH A RUNNING UPPERCUT RIGHT TO HER JAW!
Flannery McCoy: Sarah sliding down to a sitting position as Elite runs over to the opposite corner and boosts himself forward, HAWK EM! RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE STRIKE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SARAH! I don’t think Elite is done though as he brings her back up and props her back up in the corner! Chris Elite running right forward, BUT SARAH MOVING OUT OF THE WAY AND GRABBING HIM AND TOSSING HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!
Jake Mercer: Elite is up to his feet grabbing his shoulder in pain as Sarah turns him around, SARAH KICKING HIM RIGHT IN THE GUT AND LANDING A VICIOUS SNAP SUPLEX! Elite rolling around in pain but he’s still managing to slowly get up to his feet as well in the process! SARAH GOING FOR A QUICK ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND- BUT ELITE MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER! IT TURNS SARAH AROUND! THIS DOESN’T LOOK GOOD! LONG KISS GOODNIGHT!
Stew-O: BUT SARAH MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF THE FINISHING MOVE THAT COULD’VE ENDED THIS MATCH! BITTERSWEET ENDING- BUT ELITE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE SUPERKICK! OPEN YA MATA- SARAH PUSHES THE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE AWAY! PLOT TWIST- BUT ELITE SHOVES SARAH DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: BOX OFFICE SMASH! SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE CHIN OF SARAH SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND! CHRIS ELITE ABOUT TO GO FOR THE PIN RIGHT HERE- WAIT! HE’S NOTICED SOMETHING!
Chris Elite (Off-Mic): What the fuck are you doing here bozo?!
(The camera pans over to the ringside area as none other than the World Heavyweight Champion The Visual Prophet is seen. He’s sitting on a chair as he has a the World Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder and a box of popcorn in his hand as he’s eating the popcorn while watching the matchup)
The Visual Prophet (Off-Mic): :dahell: What did I do to you I’m just watching the match.
Chris Elite (Off-Mic): :mjlol: The dickeatery is strong in this one.
Jake Mercer: I DON’T THINK CHRIS ELITE IS LOOKING BEHIND HIM AS SARAH HAS SEEMED TO RECOVER! ELITE GETTING TURNED AROUND, DANCE WITH THE PRINCESS! TWIST OF FATE CATCHING ELITE OFF GUARD! SARAH IS QUICKLY CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, HAPPY ENDING! MOONSAULT RIGHT ONTO CHRIS ELITE! SARAH GOING FOR THE PIN!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Land of the Innocent’ plays up as Sarah Price gets up to her feet. She has a stern look on her face not really excited for her win as the Ref walks over and hands over the Specialists Championship to her. She raises the title in the air as the Ref raises her hand in the air. She looks down at a downed Chris Elite then over to The Visual Prophet with a shake of her head as she rolls out of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, THE SPECIALISTS CHAMPION… SARAH PRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a sour ending to the match-
Jake Mercer: OH C’MON! It wasn’t THAT bad! Viz was just out there to watch the show, if Chris Elite didn’t want to lose maybe he shouldn’t have wanted to care?!
Flannery McCoy: Well despite that we have our winner tonight! Everything aside Sarah pulled out all the stops and managed to get the win over a Hall of Famer and a former World Champion, something that no matter what is something that she should be proud of more than anything else. We’ll see where this whole thing with Elite and Viz escalates sooner or later but for now congratulations to Sarah Price!
Stew-O: And that is all the time we have tonight folks! For Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer, I’m Stew-O, see you next week!
(Chris Elite has managed to recover as he gets up to a sitting position. The Visual Prophet is seen on the ramp as he’s clapping at the effort by Elite before giving him a wave and turning around and heading towards the backstage area. The last shot is of a angered Chris Elite as Dynasty fades out)
(EAW logo buzzes.)