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Dynasty 7/22/22

(EAW intro plays.)

(Friday Night Dynasty opens up with a recap of last week’s show: Tyrone Montgomery kicks off the show essentially announcing a Dynasty Supershow on August 19th where Serenity Valdez will be defending the Specialists Championship against Diamond Dixon. Nick Hart gets a victory over Mirai Natsu. Shane Gates has an interview before he’s interrupted by Nick Hart who convinces him to give the tag team route another shot. Shane Gates beats Robyn Valentine. Caroline cuts a promo backstage which is interrupted by Robyn Valentine who belittles her mockingly. The Off-Brand Amphetamines cut a promo which is interrupted by an attack courtesy of Sheridan Muller and Dr. Bethany Blue, The Prescription. Ruler gets a victory over Milli Banks before Joso on commentary insults him. Amir Yusuf has an interview which is interrupted by Jay Jerry Johnson who announces his trade to Dynasty while also pushing around Amir. Joso beats Jay Jerry Johnson. Diamond Dixon has an interview where she speaks about her newly made match against Serenity Valdez and warns her of what’s to come. Astraea Jordan and Serenity Valdez have their match thrown out as Diamond Dixon attacks Serenity which leads to a brawl. Bulletstorm arrives at the arena and insinuates to Tyrone Montgomery they want a Unified Tag Team Championship match, which Tyrone declines saying SOSA and Aurora don’t fit the bill for what Disney is looking for. They’re met by Dr. Angelo D’Angelo and Astraea Jordan, where both Astraea and Aurora get into a conflict and look ready to go before D’Angelo stops Astraea and calms her down. In the main event, Madison Kaline wins an opportunity to face Andre Walker at Midsummer Massacre for the Undisputed World Heavyweight Interwire Championship to end the show and the recap.)

(As a firework display around the entrance stage lights up the arena, it’s after that with lights waving over various sections of the crowd that the SND Arena is shown to be alive with excited fans! Cameras pan over the audience while an edited, clean version of “P.A.T.” by Denzel Curry plays into the building before cutting down to the commentary table.)

Stew-O: Welcome to another edition of Friday Night Dynasty, coming to you from Asunción, Paraguay :wow:!! For those unaware or joining us for the first time, I’m Stew-O, and joining me here on commentary are Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer!

Flannery McCoy: We’re coming up on being just a few short days away from Midsummer Massacre, where we’ll get to see a number of exciting matches that have come together or got their start at the beginning of the Season! We’re already looking at a huge FPV!

Jake Mercer: But before we get to that, we’ve got the BEST brand in all of EAW coming to you this week with so much to look forward to! Andre Walker and Madison Kaline make their match at Midsummer Massacre official with a contract signing tonight, which is sure to be a must-see; the Off-Brand Amphetamines are in action against Nick Hart and Shane Gates; the Specialists Champion will be commentary for Caroline versus Diamond Dixon, and there’s Ruler looking to take the Interwire Championship from Andre Walker before he can break Mister K’s record as the longest-reigning Interwire Champion of all time! And there’s still so much more in between all of that! Who’s doing it like us?!

Stew-O: There’s plenty coming throughout the night that you aren’t going to want to miss, and you’re sure to not be disappointed! But to kick things off, we’ve got our General Manager, Tyrone Montgomery, there in the ring for the contract signing between Andre Walker and his challenger, Madison Kaline!

(The cameras cut into the ring where Tyrone Montgomery stands at the far end of a table, on which sits two microphones, two pens, and an open contract. With a microphone in hand, he waves to the crowd before addressing them.)

Tyrone Montgomery: Asunción, I hope you’re all as excited as I am for tonight’s edition of Friday Night Dynasty before we focus on Midsummer Massacre!

(The crowd, as expected, cheers with deafening enthusiasm and Tyrone nods his head along with a grin.)

Tyrone Montgomery: Glad to hear it, glad to hear it! I’ve been so excited to be a part of all this myself and I have to say that now that things have really started to get underway, I’m finding out and seeing just what previous General Managers have had to deal with. Having to keep things in line, having to make sure that I hear every one of my Elitists’ voices if they have something they want to get off their chest – it’s not as easy as you’d think even with the protocols put into place through this Disney deal! I mean, we’ve seen across the other shows as well what kind of issues are being run into and having to be handled, some of which resulting in matches being canceled because of EAW Elitists unfortunately not complying with the new expectations and standards we’re holding them to – but I’m hoping that we won’t be having address issues like that going forward, truly! I for one don’t want to have to cancel anyone’s matches just ahead of a major FPV, especially when I know that those matches aren’t only anticipated by the Elitists wanting to prove themselves but anticipated even more by all of you, the fans!

(Tyrone points out to the crowd and turns around in a circle to acknowledge the fans and their desires to see their favorite Elitists compete. He eventually comes back around to his original position, facing the camera.)

Tyrone Montgomery: See? I knew all of you would want the same thing that I do and as the Season progresses, I’m sure you all will be on board with where the direction of EAW is headed now that it is partnered with Disney! I want nothing but the best for Dynasty, and I know that the Elitists on this brand want the best for themselves as well, so I know that if there’s any way to show what we’re all about now, it’s through this match that I’m hosting this contract signing for. I know contract signings are known for getting out of hand and devolving into chaos, but Andre Walker and Madison Kaline have been made highly aware of what pressures there are on them for this to go smoothly and without any problems; I’m sure they can do it! After all, they have to have it in their minds that they could be the face of EAW Disney and represent not just the Friday Night Dynasty brand but the company as a whole! And with that said, let’s first bring out the challenger, former EAW Women’s World Champion and Hall of Famer… MAAADDDDIIISSSOOONNN KAAALLLIIINNNEEE!!!!

(The crowd erupts as “O Fortuna” by Carl Orff begins to play and Madison Kaline makes her way out with a smirk on her face, making her way down to the ring.)

Stew-O: Madison Kaline won the opportunity to face Andre Walker at Midsummer Massacre when she defeated Amir Yusuf, Limmy Monaghan, and The Visual Prophet last week in a fatal four-way match! The match didn’t come without some controversy, but in the end, Madison was able to capitalize on the outcome over three very competitive Elitists!

Flannery McCoy: Madison would love to make this comeback of hers hold some even bigger significance with a World Championship victory; she came up short at Reckless Wiring against Andrea Valentine for the Universal Women’s Championship and lost the chance to challenge for it again when she lost at Battle fo Egypt, but this could be her time!

Jake Mercer: After that win over The Visual Prophet at Pain for Pride and the prospect of becoming the longest-reigning Interwire Champion, Andre’s ego has gotten out of this world! Someone has to bring it down and I’m sure it can be Madison! 😤

Flannery McCoy: Are you sure you’re just not still bothered and biased over the outcome of Andre beating Viz at Pain for Pride? :mjpls:

Jake Mercer: No such thing! Madison Kaline is in the EAW Hall of Fame, she’s a former Vixen’s and Women’s World Champion, and she’s known for being one of the most ruthless competitors – I’m just sure that she can humble Andre!

(Madison enters the ring and Tyrone kindly offers a seat to Madison by pulling back the chair, only for Madison to ignore him and continue around to the other side. She takes her seat and picks up the microphone provided, while Tyrone shrugs off the former World Champion’s dismissive attitude.)

Tyrone Montgomery: Alright, thank you for joining me out here, Madison!

Madison Kaline: The pleasure is all yours, I’m sure.

(Madison smirks at the General Manager before he puts his attention back to the stage.)

Tyrone Montgomery: And now, the man who Madison won the right to face off against at Midsummer Massacre for the Undisputed World Heavyweight Interwire Championship… he is AAANNNDDDRRREEE WAAALLLKKKEEERRR!!!!

(The crowd rises into a mixed reaction as “Leaving Caladan” by Hans Zimmer plays into the arena, and walking out with both Championships is Andre Walker who’s followed by Albert Hitchman!)

Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker has looked unstoppable this year as he’s accomplished a number of achievements and defeated a host of names that have put him in a top spot that seems to be in a whole other sphere!

Stew-O: He’s beaten Hall of Famers, former World Champions, people who have the capabilities of becoming the World Champions they’ve pictured themselves as – Andre has just been on an impressive roll!

Jake Mercer: Do you hear yourselves?! The Andre Walker hype machine is out of control!

Stew-O: There’s no denying just how impressive Andre has been and his achievements, his record this year proves it, Jake. Madison has seemingly been perhaps fingertips away from getting the success that she’s after since coming back, but Andre isn’t going to make it any easier!

(Andre enters the ring and sits down in the remaining seat, setting both the Interwire and World Heavyweight Championships on the table. Albert stands at the side of the chair that Andre sits in, with Madison smirking at both men.)

Tyrone Montgomery: Andre, Albert – welcome to this contract signing! Now, as you all heard while standing in the back, I would love for us to be able to go about this without any of the senseless brawling or the fighting that we’ve seen so many of these contracts come down to. We could really set an example and show that Friday Night Dynasty is leading the way in-

Madison Kaline: If you don’t mind, Tyrone, I’d love to ask Andre Walker how it feels to know that he’s sitting in front of the very woman who’s going to take that Undisputed World Heavyweight Interwire Championship away from him.

(Andre tilts his head down, seemingly amused judging from the expression on his face and Albert doesn’t hold back a laugh. Taking the microphone from the table, Andre looks back up at Madison and shakes his head, silent for a moment before speaking.)

Andre Walker: I’ve beaten The Visual Prophet, Impact, won King of Elite this year, I could go on – but what makes you think you’re beating me at Midsummer Massacre? Because of last week’s mess that was dubbed a number one contender match?

Madison Kaline: Absolutely, Andre, because I did what no one else in that match was able to do and that was capitalize on the opportunity that was there. I know a lot of people figured that The Visual Prophet would just swoop in on the match and everyone would get to see the Pain for Pride main event just a month after you beat him for the World Heavyweight Championship, but there I was letting Amir Yusuf and those other guys know that they can hold a permanent spot behind me in the line around here. See, I wasn’t going to let the chance to make history pass me up and I did what needed to be done, and the same is going to be said for Midsummer Massacre where I’m going to beat you.

Andre Walker: So, that’s what makes you qualified? Last week’s main event? Well, I hate to be the one to tell you this, Madison, but that whole entire match was nothing short of pathetic. Tyrone saw the four of you come out interrupting each other two weeks ago and decided that’s who he was going to line up as possible challengers for me, coming off almost desperate in a chance to figure out how to get these Championships off of me if I didn’t know any better.

Tyrone Montgomery: It wasn’t like that :whoa:!!

Andre Walker: But nonetheless, was anyone supposed to see Amir Yusuf in that match and honestly believe he’s anything more than mid-card material? Heck, calling him even that much just might even be too generous on my part. Limmy did a whole bunch of talking about how Season 16 is supposed to be his Season and what claims he thinks he has toward becoming a World Champion because he thinks he showed something in World Title matches just to lose every time. Is that who I’m supposed to consider a top-tier threat when I’m moving the way that I am? What about The Visual Prophet? I’m supposed to act like I didn’t already run circles around that man when I took the World Heavyweight Championship? If anything, Madison, all you did was save all of them from what would’ve been a major defeat this early in the Season to send them all the way to the back of the line – but it’s not like you’re any better.

(Madison scoffs, shaking her head in seemingly amused disbelief.)

Andre Walker: I mean, do I really need to get into it and break it down for you? Because we can take the matches you had against Andrea and the Ladder Match at Battle of Egypt that you lost to Kassidy Heart both out of the equation, but it’s not like that helps to put the prospect of you defeating me in a better light. Even doing you that much of a favor, you’d still be coming into this looking like a washed-up veteran who doesn’t want to admit that she’s way past her prime. I don’t know what idea you have in your head of being a legitimate, actual threat to me and my reign, Madison, but I can tell you right now that it’s all just a fleeting figment of your substandard imagination and you’ll go on knowing you never stood a chance when I’m punching you right back into reality. That goes for you and for anyone else who could’ve won that match.

Madison Kaline: Well, not just “anyone” won that match, Andre – I did! You might’ve been able to talk all this crap to someone like Limmy or Amir and have them feel some type of way if for whatever godawful reason either of them might’ve won, but I don’t care. You’re not gonna get in my head and make me feel inferior when I know that my resume and all of my accomplishments speak for themselves. A former Vixen’s Champion, a former Unified Women’s World Champion, an Empress of Elite winner, an EAW Hall of Famer – I’m not the woman you’re going to want to underestimate, Andre. I’ve been putting in the work since returning and working my butt off to make this comeback of mine meaningful, and I know that I’ve made a whole hell of a lot of waves – putting Andrea through hell in her first defense at Reckless Wiring, nearly beating every woman in the Ladder Match at Battle of Egypt – so it was only a matter of time before I got my due. I was every bit justified in wanting my match against you and I got it, meaning that instead of trying to downplay me, what you need to be doing is understanding that I’m a woman who’ll take advantage of a situation in order to get what I want no matter how I have to do it.

Madison Kaline: Maybe people thought that defeating Amber Keys at Pain for Pride would be enough to satisfy me once I showed her how capable I was and am of succeeding not only without her but against her as well after she tried to claim responsibility for my success, but no. I wanted more than that and you had better believe that I’m going to do whatever it takes for me to have it, Andre. I know I deserve it and it could be as simple as that, but what I’ve done to every sorry sack of crap who wanted to overlook me and write me off as not being a threat is show them exactly why they’re going to regret it. No one leaves a match against me feeling the same way that they came in, and the weight on your shoulders is going to feel a whole lot lighter once I become the Undisputed World Heavyweight Interwire Champion. …Y’know, assuming you even still have that Interwire Championship after tonight. Just something to think about.

(Madison points to the Interwire Championship that Andre had propped up on the table beside the World Heavyweight Championship, and Andre doesn’t look fazed. Albert can be heard assuring Madison off-mic that not only will Andre retain the Interwire Title and break Mister K’s record, but she won’t be the one to beat Andre, either.)

Andre Walker: The only thing I have to think about is who could possibly dare to think that they won’t end up the same as you, Madison, after I get through with you. Don’t get me wrong, I want people to step up and try to take my Championships away from me just so that I can show them and remind the world every time that I’m unlike anyone this company has ever seen before. I want to be able to show everyone every single time what I’m accomplishing and what I’m going to continue to achieve won’t be done on this kind of level, that this is unprecedented success in motion and that getting to witness it with their own eyes is nothing short of a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. There’s no one else like me, but there are plenty of people like you, Madison, who don’t know when to quit and don’t know when they should walk off into the sunset content with what they achieved because of that thirst for success, that desire for one last run at the top knowing they accomplished it over the peak of today’s talent is just too tempting.

Andre Walker: Maybe… just maybe I’d respect it if you had shown yourself to be capable of anything that really made me think about my next move or made me stop to reconsider how I was going to have to go about something, but you don’t think like me. I know enough about you to know that you’ve got a one-track mind and that it’s hardly going to take some grand effort to break that down; it won’t be long before you realize that you’re going to drown trying to swim with me. You think I’m underestimating you or that I’m not giving you the credit you deserve, but the fact of the matter is, you’re the one coming into this having to prove to everyone else that you can compete at my level – not the other way around. I don’t think anyone would blame you if you wanted to reconsider or rethink your opportunities, maybe take the time to figure out your standing on Dynasty before you land yourself back in front of me – then again, it’d all just go down the same way.

(While Madison rolls her eyes, Andre flashes a confident smirk as he picks up the provided pen in front of him and signs the contract.)

Andre Walker: You need this match a whole lot more than me and you know it, especially after the way everything has gone for you in these kinds of big matches, because a match against Andre Walker at this point and getting to claim that you took me to my “limit” knowing I’m the biggest star in EAW today is going to be your Season’s highlight. But what this is for me? Well, it’s another defense before I go and move on to the next.

(Andre casually winks at Madison before sliding the contract across the table and Madison is able to stop it at the edge of the table without taking her eyes off of Andre. There’s a moment where she simply stares him down before taking up her pen and signing her name on the contract. But just as Tyrone is about to ask for the contract, Madison places her hand upon it, leaning forward as she speaks to Andre.)

Madison Kaline: You’re right, Andre, I do need this match and there’s no shame in admitting that. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t have been one of the people out in the ring saying that I should be the one getting this match at Midsummer Massacre, and now that I am that person getting this match, you should really start to think about what I’ll be willing to do to win it. I’ve admitted before that I was out of EAW three years ago on a bad note and that wasn’t going to be how I was remembered, I was going to work for my due recognition and I couldn’t think of a better way to continue getting it than by accomplishing this. I mean, this involves the World Heavyweight Championship – no woman has held it before, not even Kassidy Heart or Andrea Valentine could win it because they failed in trying to get it but I can be the one to make history. Tyrone is going on about what a new era this is for EAW and I’m just days away from ushering in an era where Madison Kaline is the woman who won the World Heavyweight Title, having defeated Andre Walker to do it and proving that you were way off in thinking I was just going to be another defense for you. You and so many other people have assumed that I should just stop, and call it a day, but I’m not going to walk away just because someone else told me to and I’m certainly not going to let up in our match, either.

Madison Kaline: What you don’t get is that for your whole act of being so above everyone else, I’ve brought down people who thought they were untouchable or couldn’t be beaten before, and I think the worst thing that could happen to you right now Andre is exactly that – getting exposed for truly being no different than anyone else despite the way that you make yourself out to be. All that you’ve accomplished in this year alone just for this so-called “washed-up” Hall of Famer to undo the whole mystique surrounding Andre Walker after one of the biggest wins of your career? I’ll happily be the one to show the world that Andre Walker is going to be just another supposed face of the company who fell at my feet – and I’ll have the Undisputed World Heavyweight Interwire Championship to prove it.

(Madison slides the contract down the table to Tyrone and then sets her sights back on Andre, neither of them looking any less confident than they did coming in. They both rise out of their seats and continue to stare each other down, Andre now raising his Championships up over his head.)

Tyrone Montgomery: Things are getting all kinds of tense out here and this crowd is buzzing over this match! This is going to be one heck of a way to kick things off for both of you, and I’m looking forward to seeing what kind of competitive nature you’re both able to bring to the ring at Midsummer Massacre! And to think that we got through this whole signing where not a single punch was thrown – things are looking great so far :wow:!!! Thank you both for your time and good luck to both of you at Midsummer Massacre!

Albert Hitchman: (off-mic) She’s going to be the one to need it, not him.

(Andre smirks at an annoyed Madison who just dismissively waves at Andre after motioning around her waist for the Championship, and he proceeds to step out onto the apron before hoping down.)

Tyrone Montgomery: :krabs:!!!!

Stew-O: :damn:!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: MADISON KALINE JUST STRUCK ALBERT HITCHMAN FROM BEHIND!!!! MADISON GRABBING HIM AND SLAMMING HIS HEAD OFF THE TABLE!!!!

Jake Mercer: HE SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN TALKING TRASH! AND NOW ANDRE TURNS AROUND TO SEE WHAT’S GOING ON-

Stew-O: “AFTERLIFE”!!!! MADISON NEARLY DECAPITATES ALBERT WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!! ANDRE DROPS HIS CHAMPIONSHIPS AND ROLLS INTO THE RING, BUT HE’S TOO LATE!!! MADISON IS LEAVING FROM THE RING AND SHE’S GOT A SLICK SMILE ON HER FACE AS SHE TAUNTS ANDRE FROM THE CROWD AFTER HOPPING THE BARRICADE!!!

(Madison mocks Andre as she continues backpedaling through the crowd, taunting him and laughing.)

Jake Mercer: She’ll be laughing like that when she beats him at Midsummer Massacre, too!

Flannery McCoy: But was attacking Albert necessary?! I don’t think she needed to go that far!

Stew-O: She sure didn’t, but I think this was an indication that Madison doesn’t plan on leaving anything off-limits! We’ve seen in the past how Madison can be a cutthroat competitor and won’t hesitate to bend the rules or go low so long as she gets what she wants!

Flannery McCoy: She made life hell for a number of women on Empire and with stakes as high as the ones she’ll be dealing with against Andre Walker, I imagine she’ll try to do the same now! I think Andre is going to want to take that into account when it comes to Madison; she’ll catch you off guard when you least expect it, and in Andre’s case, it could lead to Madison becoming a World Champion at his expense!

(Tyrone has called for EMTs and other officials to check on Albert who remains laid out, and Andre shakes his head at the sight before looking back out into the crowd for Madison, only to find that she’s already out of sight. With the camera on Andre’s frustrated expression, the scene fades to a commercial break.)

(A commercial is shown for Popeyes featuring Jake Smith.)

– Robyn Valentine vs Mirai Natsu – ALEXIS

(A commercial is shown for Spider-Man Freshman Year featuring Harper Lee who is seen stressed on her burner account trying to figure out whether or not the show is canon to the Marvel Cinematic Universe.)

(As Friday Night Dynasty continues and opens back up from a commercial break with cameras panning around the arena, the fans come alive as “Dead or Lie” by TRUSTRICK [english ver. by Jenny] plays into the arena! The crowd cheers as Limmy Monaghan makes his way out, stopping at the top of the entrance for a moment before starting down the aisle and the microphone he has in his possession is visible, much like the frustrated expression on his face.)

Stew-O: If you happened to see last week’s main event, then you know that Limmy Monaghan has surely got to be feeling upset with the outcome! He was possibly closing in on a big victory that could’ve led to him facing off against Andre Walker for the Undisputed World Heavyweight Interwire Championship, but interference by Dr. Angelo D’Angelo and a subsequent low blow from The Visual Prophet ensured that Limmy would end up neutralized by the end of things!

Flannery McCoy: It’s a really unfortunate thing to have happened, especially when it seems like Limmy was going to get the World Championship match that he was after, but now it’s Madison Kaline facing off against Andre and I’m sure we’re about to get Limmy’s thoughts on that whole situation.

(With Limmy now in the ring, he can be seen shaking his head at the replay of the events that transpired last week. His frustration is visible and palpable, and with his entrance music fading out, the fans eagerly listen on as he raises his microphone.)

Limmy Monaghan: There I was, right there in the main event and looking ready to put the match away as I was closing in on The Visual Prophet. The match against Andre Walker that I was the first to answer the challenge for the week before was looking like it was going to be mine and I’d finally be in a position to claim a World Championship – I’d be the one becoming the World Heavyweight Championship at Midsummer Massacre – but Angelo decided that he had to get involved to save The Visual Prophet, only for Viz to lose the match anyway. Now, I’m not going to come out here to complain and make demands about how I should be added to Andre and Madison’s match – I can give credit where credit is due to Madison for actually capitalizing on the moment. She was able to have the awareness that it took to win and I’m not going to take that away from her, she did what she had to do – but I know that I should be the one facing Andre Walker and defeating him for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Limmy Monaghan: That’s not an opinion, either, because it’s a fact. Maybe I’d be better off clearing that up and saying that I’m not bitter about Madison getting the shot, but I’m left standing here thinking about what could’ve been. It could have and it should have been me having that contract signing earlier tonight, but because of D’Angelo and Viz, I couldn’t accomplish that. You would think that someone like The Visual Prophet would be able to carry himself on his own, that he wouldn’t need assistance in getting the job done considering how he’s widely touted as one of the most innovative stars EAW has, but I guess it seems that after losing at Pain for Pride, Angelo just simply has lost faith in Viz when it comes to becoming a World Champion for the third time. Some would say it’s sad that that’s where Viz has already fallen in his own partner’s eyes, but I’m just going to call that crap what it so blatantly is: pathetic. Is this the same man who was a dominant World Heavyweight Champion? Is this the same man who was claiming to be the dominant face of Dynasty for three seasons straight? It sure doesn’t seem like it and last week’s fiasco only seemed to lend itself toward the allegations Viz was going to be faced with: he’d find trouble in getting that third World Championship he’s seeking. And I was the one who made that as clear as day when he ended up in my line of fire to lay him the hell out.

(People in sections of the crowd applaud Limmy for his efforts, obviously backing him and his words as he vents his frustrations about the missed opportunity and the reasons behind his loss last week.)

Limmy Monaghan: I was going to defeat a former World Champion – a two-time World Champion who had just main evented Pain for Pride, at that – and this wouldn’t be the scenario I’m dealing with right now. But I am dealing with it and one thing I’m not going to do is let something like that slide, I’m not going to just brush it off and get over it when The Visual Prophet and Angelo both knew that I was going to be why Viz would be left unconscious in the ring while I had his shoulders down for a three count. That’s why I’m out here to confront them about it, to get The Visual Prophet face to face and hear how it was realized at that moment that I couldn’t be handled like some average opponent on any given Friday. That’s why I want The Visual Prophet to come out to this ring and tell me to my face why-

(But it appears that Limmy won’t have to wait long! “Back To Life” by Soul II Soul has the crowd in a frenzy of boos, all of them anticipating the former World Heavyweight Champion…)

Flannery McCoy: That’s not The Visual Prophet :francis:

Jake Mercer: No, it’s not, because it’s our king Angelo D’Angelo :blessed:!!!!

(Dr. Angelo D’Angelo makes his way out from the back with a microphone in hand and Limmy doesn’t look impressed at all, rolling his eyes and waving dismissively at Angelo who continues on down the ramp regardless of the reception. He shouts back at audience members who try to tell him to leave and makes his way up the steps, stepping through the ropes and into the ring.)

Limmy Monaghan: Where is Viz?

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: That’s none of your concern!

Limmy Monaghan: I called him out so I’d say that it is because otherwise, I’m sure that you’re just out here to waste my time.

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Oh, so suddenly I’m not “good enough” to be out here with you?! Suddenly I’m not “good enough” to be standing in this ring with you?! It’s very much like a bitter, entitled cac to try to impose your archaic standards of who “belongs” in the ring with you and who doesn’t and I’m not surprised at all to hear that I didn’t make the list of those not “fit” for your-

Limmy Monaghan: This. This is what I mean when I say that you’re going to waste my time because it’s obvious that you plan on distracting from the real issue here, which hasn’t got a thing to do with your race-baiting argument. That’s not at all what this is about and not at all what I’m going to let this turn into just so that you can try to wash your hands clean of your obvious cheating and trying to act like it never happened, because unlike that absolute nonsense with the VPLA, this isn’t going to be something that gets swept under the rug.

(Angelo puts his hand to his chest in apparent offense, his jaw-dropping a bit as he looks around at the audience as if he can’t believe what he’s hearing! Dr. Angelo D’Angelo looks Limmy up and down, shaking his head with evident disgust.)

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: This is the exact kind of behavior that The Visual Prophet and I have been dealing with for a while now, aggressive mayo mutants always looking to take their anger out on us because they didn’t get their way – but do I look fazed to you?! Do you think The Visual Prophet is concerned with you?!

Limmy Monaghan: You both sure seemed concerned when it came to how I was going to win that match for a shot at the World Heavyweight Championship.

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :mjlol:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Limmy only looks annoyed as Dr. Angelo D’Angelo is doubled over laughing and not at all meeting the moment with the expected demeanor for something like this. It’s quite apparent that this won’t be getting handled appropriately. Angelo stands up straight, wiping a nonexistent tear from the corner of his eye as he sighs into the microphone after having collected himself, looking across to Limmy whose expression hasn’t changed.)

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Oh, you were serious?! :mjlol:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You’re too funny! Let’s at least TRY to be realistic here because it seems like you’ve gone and stuffed your face with too much haggis to really know what’s what around here on Friday Night Dynasty, but I can tell you right now that you weren’t going to win last week. Blaming me and The Visual Prophet is the easy way out from having to acknowledge that you just didn’t have what it took in the first place and accepting the fact that you just weren’t ever going to be capable of becoming a World Champion, let alone finding yourself in the position to challenge for a World Title off the back of defeating The Visual Prophet. Imagine that, another YT trying to pin all their problems on two black men who’ve only ever tried to be shining examples for their people of what more they can be in this world. But we’ve had plenty of people accuse us of this same crap that you’re spewing and we’ve never been shook, so the fact that I’m even out here bothering to address this nonsense so that it can be put to rest should say enough about how fed up we are with these blatant LIES! This is slanderous – these fallacies, these false accusations – and I can say with the utmost certainty that we will NOT be dragged down by another white devil using our names to leech off of our success-

Limmy Monaghan: The person who was dragged down last week, was me by you and Viz. I’m not going to stand here and let you twist the obvious into something that this just isn’t. What you don’t want to acknowledge, Angelo, is that I’m right. What you don’t want to come out here and tell everyone is that you and The Visual Prophet both knew that I was going to win – that I had come a long way since two seasons ago when I was dealing Viz. But as far as I’m concerned after hearing all of this, your actions did all the talking for you and this piss-poor attempt at trying to deflect from admitting how not only were you two willing to stoop that low against someone Viz had deemed a perpetual mid-carder but that I was on track to be the one to defeat Andre. I’d hate to think that because you’re out here and not Viz, that Viz has trouble admitting that, too – that maybe The Visual Prophet is scared of being confronted with the truth-

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Scared? Of you? :mjlol:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please, be serious! Compared to people like The Visual Prophet and Astraea Jordan, the way I see it, you’re absolutely nothing! You wish you could be on their level but you just aren’t, and that’s why you don’t find yourself with the PRIVILEGE of being in the presence of The Visual Prophet again! Viz doesn’t have the time to entertain these white tears from you just so that you can feel important-

Limmy Monaghan: It sure seemed like he had the time to take out the obvious threat last week when he stooped as low as he did, so I’m not sure why he wouldn’t have the time for me now. It’s actually pretty funny that I have to hear all these excuses from you-

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: They’re not excuses!

Limmy Monaghan: You’re not fooling anyone, Angelo, you’re just wasting time for whatever stupid reason. I think I speak for everyone when I say that we’re all tired of it and I just want to speak to Viz, not his awful manager who has to spin situations into whole other arguments about things that have got nothing to do with what’s being talked about. But the longer this gets dragged out, the more I realize that this is going nowhere and the more people have surely got to realize that I’ve been right about how The Visual Prophet is going to struggle in getting another World Championship – and you know it yourself!

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: More lies from the cac! Don’t fall for what he’s saying, people!

Limmy Monaghan: Call them lies if you want, if that’s what’s going to help you sleep at night, but you can’t keep denying the truth and the truth is that Viz was just outmatched, outsmarted. I know it would be the same way if this is how far you guys are willing to go in trying to rewrite what happened, and in that case, I’m more than willing to deal with that when the time comes because as of right now, this isn’t getting me anywhere when I could be-

Crowd: :damn:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: :damn:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: HOLY WORD-I-CAN’T-SAY-IF-I-WANT-TO-KEEP-MY-JOB! THE VISUAL PROPHET JUST STRUCK LIMMY OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!!

Flannery McCoy: LIMMY GOES DOWN TO THE MAT AND VIZ DOESN’T STOP AFTER THAT ONE HIT! VIZ COMES DOWN ON HIS HEAD WITH THAT CHAIR ONCE AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!!! LIMMY HAS STOPPED TRYING TO COVER UP- HE MIGHT BE OUT! THIS IS A HEINOUS ATTACK BY THE VISUAL PROPHET RIGHT NOW AS HE CONTINUES TO BEAT ON LIMMY WITH THE CHAIR!!!

Stew-O: Viz continues with those repeated chair shots and now he’s slamming it down over Limmy’s back! That chair is dented in all kinds of spots now! I can’t believe that this is what this has come to!

Flannery McCoy: Clearly, The Visual Prophet and Angelo were plotting something and it appears that attacking Limmy like this must’ve been it! This is completely uncalled for!

(The Visual Prophet comes down with the chair one final time, slamming it over Limmy’s head and it’s obvious as Limmy lays there on the mat that he’s been beaten unconscious. The crowd is booing as Angelo stands over Limmy and trash-talks him, while The Visual Prophet raises the chair up to the sound of more boos! He drops the chair and tells Angelo to raise Limmy up, which Angelo complies with by dragging Limmy up onto his knees…)

Jake Mercer: “KISS TO THE HEAD”!!!! VIZ STRIKES WITH THE BULL HAMMER ELBOW AND LIMMY FALLS RIGHT BACK OVER ONTO THE MAT, KNOCKED OUT!!!

Flannery McCoy: This is just… This was a completely unnecessary attack just now, I can’t believe that this is what it’s come to. Limmy’s defenseless, he can’t fight back, Viz didn’t have to go that far.

Stew-O: Regardless of whether he should or shouldn’t have, the fact of the matter is that he did it. I just hope Limmy’s okay after that attack – that was just vicious.

(Limmy remains unmoving on the mat, while The Visual Prophet and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo stand tall with the fallen Limmy just in front of their feet. Viz places a foot on Limmy’s chest while he and Angelo raise their arms triumphantly as “Back To Life” by Soul II Soul begins to play again, the two of them looking proud of themselves as the scene begins to fade out to commercial.)

(A promotional video is shown for Midsummer Massacre featuring Minerva who defends her EAW World Championship against challenger Ronan Malosi.)

( Dynasty returns from break and fades to the ringside area. )

Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS… THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES!!!

( ‘People Are Strange’ by The Dead South begins to blast across the PA system and Trixie Stane leads out Solomon Stane and Kirk Redwood. The Unified Tag Team Champions stop on the stage and pose with their belts before making their way down to the ring. )

Stew-O: The season might be young, but already the tag team division has been heating up. We have seen the formation of a few new teams including the team that is set to take on OBA at Midsummer Massacre for the Unified Tag Team Championships.

Jake Mercer: Dr. Bethany Blue… E! O! E!, and Sheridan Müller, made the decision on the first Voltage of the new season to come together as a team. Now known as The Prescription, these two made their presence felt last week when they attacked Solomon and Kirk and posed with the championships.

Flannery McCoy: I’ll be honest, I didn’t expect for things to happen so quickly for Bethany and Sheridan, especially after Bullstorm defeated OBA in a non-title match-up, but here we are. I look forward to seeing what the champs have to say about everything that’s gone down.

( OBA are in the ring and all three have been given microphones. However, it is Trixie who takes the lead and steps forward to speak on behalf of the boys. )

Trixie Stane: It has been an interesting few weeks for the Off-Brand Amphetamines with the unfortunate loss to Bulletstorm and the emergence of The Prescription. My husband and Kirk have certainly had their hands full. That is to be expected when you are the leaders of a division and proud champions like the two of them are and make no mistake about it, OBA are deserving champions. Last week on Dynasty, Dr. Bethany Blue and Sheridan Müller announced themselves with an attack from behind, catching Solomon and Kirk off guard. They were vulnerable in that moment, having come to the ring to talk about what went down with SOSA Henderson and Aurora Monroe. Dr. Blue and Sheridan did some damage and got their hands on OBA’s belts, holding them up while Solomon and Kirk were incapcitated. Obviously neither of them were going to let that go, hence showing up on Voltage just a couple of days later. Unlike The Prescription, Solomon and Kirk didn’t show up and attempt to attack anyone from behind. We faced The Prescription head on backstage and it was only after accepting their invitation to watch their match against the Ice Aces did Kirk decide to strike. Solomon backed him up and Dr. Blue and Sheridan found themselves down and out, as they should. I reckon The Prescription can consider that a little preview of what fate has in store for them come Midsummer Massacre because there’s no way OBA will be losing the Unified Tag Team Championships.

Trixie Stane: There has been chatter backstage that people assume OBA aren’t privy to. With new tag teams being formed every day it seems, it’s been assumed that OBA’s days as tag team champions are numbered. I can’t help but roll my eyes at the absurdity of that claim, but I really shouldn’t be surprised. Since day one, Solomon and Kirk have been written off as lucky in the sense they were handed their victory thanks to another team with a score to settle. It’s said they are paper champions and living on borrowed time despite defeating the Ice Aces cleanly at Pain for Pride and destroying whatever it was that made that team so special. It was that victory by OBA at the biggest show of the year that basically exposed Usagi Senshi as a domestic abuser, so hopefully Ayu Megumi can get the help she clearly needs and get out of that relationship as quickly as possible. OBA have done some great things as champions and they’re not done yet. They want to legitimize their championship reign and continue taking on any and all challengers. If last week’s Voltage taught any of you anything, it’s that Solomon Stane and Kirk Redwood are not pushovers. They will not back down from anyone who wants to step up and challenge them.

( Trixie looks at Solomon and Kirk, and both of them nod their heads, agreeing with her. That’s one thing about the champions that should absolutely be respected. They’re willing to fight and scrap with absolutely anyone in Elite Answers Wrestling. )

Solomon Stane: That’s true. Last season, I became well acquainted with Bethany and Sheridan, losing to them alongside Johnny Andrews. I know exactly what the two of them are going to bring to the table and it’s teamwork that is able to come together thanks to a shared goal. Obviously they want the Unified Tag Team Championships, and obviously they’re not going to get them. I shared a brand with both women last season and I just want to know what exactly I’m supposed to be scared of or intimidated by. Sheridan was thrown back into the fray pretty quickly and allowed to falsify a win streak by beating a class of Dynasty nobodies, most of whom aren’t even here anymore. Sure, it was impressive to see Dr. Blue win the Empress of Elite tournament but in hindsight she beat a woman that ceremoniously removed herself from the company after her tag team partner turned on her. She’s also failed to do anything with the crown, be it out of fear of failure or just needing something to cling to. I won’t pretend to know why she’s keeping the Empress of Elite crown close to her heart, unless she just truly needs something to talk about, but what I do know is that once Midsummer Massacre is said and done, that crown is the only thing Dr. Blue is going to have to fall back on. As for Sherid-

( Kirk decides to interrupt. )

Kirk Redwood: As for Sheridan, maybe she’ll let me buy her a drink!

( Trixie and Solomon exchange amused looks with one another. )

Trixie Stane: Okay, stop trolling.

Kirk Redwood: Fine, fine. I’m not here for a woman with a stick shoved so far up her butt she can barely walk straight anyway. But ya know, some situations are worth joking about and I really can’t help but laugh about the way things have gone down the last couple of weeks :wow:. Who has more fires burning right now than OBA? Every Tom, Dick, and Harry wants a shot at our titles and I welcome them to bring it. Granted, some teams aren’t worth our time of day such as the two bozos we’re fighting in a few minutes, but some challenges do pique my interest just a little bit. As much as I would love to right the wrong that was Bullstorm defeating the two of us, I am just as interested in facing these two snot-nosed, overhyped, zealous women who have gotten themselves on the Disney radar because they’re proof that peace can exist after the Holoc-

( Trixie loudly clears her throat, her eyes wide. )

Trixie Stane: :whoa: KIRK!

( A smirk crosses Kirk’s face. )

Kirk Redwood: What? We’re not gunna stand here and talk about why Tyrone Montgomery made this match? A Jewish woman and a German woman, both of whom are bisexual, walk into a ba-

( Again, Trixie feels compelled to interrupt before Kirk can get himself in trouble. )

Trixie Stane: Regardless of why The Prescription are getting the next crack at the belts, the result of the match is already written in stone. The Off-Brand Amphetamines are going to retain and they’re going to be the champions for a long, long time. People want to talk their talk, but Solmon and Kirk are two of the best wrestlers Dynasty has to offer and when Midsummer Massacre is done and they defeat two people are apparently considered part of the upper echelon of EAW, who will be able to deny that OBA are the best tag team around? Who will be able to say that they don’t deserve the belts?

Solomon Stane: Dr. Blue and Sheridan won’t, that’s for sure, and I know that right now, the two of them are back there watching somewhere. Bethany’s got a little match with Aurora Monroe later on tonight that I know I’ll be watching. What about you, Kirk?

( Kirk stifles a yawn. )

Kirk Redwood: Probably not.

Trixie Stane: :mjlol:

Solomon Stane: :mjgrin: Fair. But what I want to know is if The Prescription will come down to the ring and face us right now.

Kirk Redwood: You mean with no sneak attacks.

Solomon Stane: That’s exactly what I mean because I want to make sure the two of them know exactly who they’re going to be dealing with come next weekend.

( ‘Enemy’ by Sevendust begins to play and the fans immediately unload a mixed reaction of cheers and boos. )

Stew-O: Well ask and you shall receive! Dr. Bethany Blue and Sheridan Müller are headed to the ring!

Flannery McCoy: The Empress of Elite and her rather accomplished tag team partner are both carrying microphones and neither of them looks impressed with what they’ve had to listen to so far.

Jake Mercer: This should be an interesting conversation considering what’s been going on between these five the last couple of weeks.

( Bethany and Sheridan get into the ring and as their theme music dies down, both women look at one another and roll their eyes. )

Dr. Bethany Blue: Imagine thinking the reigning Empress of Elite and a former world champion would ever shy away from a face to face confrontation. We did what we did last week because we wanted to make a statement at your expense and stake our claim to those Unified Tag Team Championships. We pretty much accomplished exactly what we set out to do, and nothing that went down on Voltage is going to change our minds on how the match at Midsummer Massacre is going to go. Sheridan and I will defeat you two to become tag team champions, and we will finally give this company legitimate champions they can showcase and actually be proud of. No one wants a drunk and a simp who lets his wife talk for him to represent them.

Solomon Stane: So I get that you bring petty insults to the table, but what else is there? I’m certainly not the same competitor the two of you faced months ago prior to Reckless Wiring, and Kirk has certainly come a long way from just passing out in dumpsters. We have more than made our intentions known to the entire lockerroom, across all the brands, and we bring more than what we’re given credit for to the table in terms of how we have carried ourselves as champions.

Sheridan Müller: I don’t think either of us are trying to discredit the two of you and your abilities. You have proven yourselves as credible fighters which is why I’m not entirely sure why you continue to run with the underdog narrative. Your lovely wife LOVES to remind everyone that no one really believes in OBA, Solomon, and if you two want to be taken seriously as a team then you should just own whatever is said about how you got the championships. At the end of the day, who cares about that? Any other team in your position would have taken advantage of the situation as well, and they are lying if they try to say otherwise. Victories might not come the way we want them too sometimes, but they still count. So with that being said, why are the three of you suddenly underestimating Bethany and me?

Kirk Redwood: Define ‘underestimation’. Wait, is that a word? I don’t give a crap, in all honesty, but I don’t really think Solomon nor I are underestimating either of you. We are well aware of your resumes and what you’ve both done as individuals, and it doesn’t make us scared. We’re not shaking in our boots. We’re not suddenly going to second guess everything we have ever done as a team or by ourselves in the ring because two broads with padded resumes want to step up and become a statistic in our title reign. You two really feel like your win is inevitable but it’s going to be OBA who end up having the last laugh.

Dr. Bethany Blue: You really think you’re entering into just another routine title defense, don’t you? It honestly blows my mind that you would have the nerve to talk down about Sheridan’s return and my E.O.E win, and then assume that we don’t have the ability to back up anything we’ve said so far.

Solomon Stane: Are you thick-headed? We’re not doubting either of you, but we’re not going to stand here and short-change ourselves in the process. Kirk and I want to continue our championship reign and we will do what needs to be done at Midsummer Massacre to make sure that happens.

Sheridan Müller: And I guess the two of you will find out the hard way that Bethany and I mean business. We formed our team for one purpose and one purpose only, and that was to win the Unified Tag Team Championships. We can stand here and argue all day about who is overlooking who, but none of this will be pertinent when the bell rings. We will go to war and the better team will win, gentlemen.

Dr. Bethany Blue: And The Prescription is the better team.

( Bethany and Sheridan look at one another and grin. They don’t have much else to say because they know what their goal is. Next weekend both women look to take the next step in their careers together, and they plan to do that at the expense of Solomon Stane and Kirk Redwood. ‘Enemy’ has started to play and The Prescription take their leave from the ring. OBA watch them go, knowing it’s better to just let things ride tonight. Their match against Shane Gates and Nick Hart is next, and that right there is the priority. )

( Dynasty fades to a quick commercial break. )

(Dynasty returns to ringside, where Stephie Love is seen standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone. ‘People Are Strange’ is also heard blasting through the speakers while Solomon Stane and Kirk Redwood are seen getting ready inside of the ring for their match. Trixie Stane is on the outside with the Unified Tag Team Championships while Stephie begins to announce.)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is a tag team match, scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!

Stephie Love: Introducing first, accompanied by Trixie Stane… At a combined weight of 476 pounds… THEY ARE THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, KIRK REDWOOD AND SOLOMON STANE, THE OFF-BRAND AMPPHEETTAAAMIIIIINESS!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: Before the commercial break we saw the Unified Tag Team Champions get into a heated back and forth with their challengers The Prescription. You just have to wonder whether or not they’re going to be off their game tonight in this one.

Stew-O: I wouldn’t bet on that. One thing about these two is that they enjoy hurting people about as much as they enjoy succeeding. I don’t know if they’ll pass up this opportunity.

(‘Catalina Fight Song’ by Joyce Manor hits, and the crowd boos as Nick Hart makes his way out to the stage. Nick doesn’t make his way down the ramp, instead stopping at the stage, waiting patiently as his music is replaced by ‘Swallowing the Rabbit Whole’ by Code Orange. Shane Gates makes his way out, walking right past Nick on his way down to the ring as he looks focused on this match. Nick follows behind as the crowd continues to boo.)

Stephie Love: And their opponents… The team of NIIIICK HARRRRTTT AND SHAAAANNEEE GAAAAATTTESSS!!!!!!

Stew-O: Nick Hart and Shane Gates agreed to join forces and tonight is the night where we get to see them in action against none other than the Unified Tag Team Champions! These two both want to turn their careers around, and this could be a huge way to do so!

Jake Mercer: It sure can! Defeating Champions is always a big deal, but it’s never an easy feat. Can they really do that tonight?

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stew-O: And here we go! Shane Gates and Solomon Stane are starting this match off, AND BOTH MEN IMMEDIATELY TRY TO OVERPOWER THE OTHER AS THEY STRUGGLE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! SOLOMON STANE IS ABLE TO OVERPOWER SHANE GATES AS HE BEGINS TO FORCE SHANE TOWARDS THE CORNER- BUT SHANE GATES LANDS A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION! Solomon Stane is the largest man in the match but it looks like Shane is making an attempt to even the odds as he starts landing forearm shots to the face! Solomon Stane backpedaling to the opposite corner thanks to this, and now Shane grabs Solomon before irish whipping him into the ropes-

Jake Mercer: JUST FOR SOLOMON TO REBOUND WITH A HUGE LARIAT, DROPPING SHANE GATES!!! Solomon Stane now grabbing Shane by the arm before dragging him towards his corner, and now I think he’s about to try and tag in Kirk Redwood- BUT SHANE MANAGES TO GET TO A KNEE BEFORE PULLING SOLOMON RIGHT INTO A HEADBUTT, STOPPING SOLOMON FROM MAKING THE TAG! SOLOMON STANE IS STUNNED, AND NOW SHANE GATES LOOKS FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX- BUT SOLOMON STANE STOPS IT WITH A BACK ELBOW WHICH DROPS SHANE BACK TO A KNEE! SOLOMON NOW GRABBING SHANE IN A FRONT FACELOCK, BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP FOR A-

Flannery McCoy: SHANE GATES JUST PULLED HIS WEIGHT DOWN AS SOLOMON LOOKED FOR A SUPLEX, AND NOW SHANE SENDS SOLOMON INTO THE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING IN AND HITTING A CLOTHESLINE!!! Shane Gates now with a kick to the stomach, and he tags in Nick Hart, who follows up by kicking Solomon in the stomach again and then snapmaring him out of the corner! Nick Hart slides in, AND HE DROPS DOWN BEFORE PULLING SOLOMON STANE INTO A CRUCIFIX PIN!!!

ONE!
TW-

Flannery McCoy: SOLOMON STANE KICKS OUT BEFORE TWO, AND NICK HART QUICKLY GETS BACK UP BEFORE HITTING A SUPERKICK!!!!

Stew-O: Nick Hart looks pretty proud of himself, but I think he knows that his best course of action right now is to keep the big man down as he starts stomping away at Solomon Stane! Nick now crouching down to grab Solomon by the head- BUT SOLOMON LANDS A HEADBUTT OUT OF NOWHERE!!! Nick Hart falls back and Solomon Stane uses the ropes to pull himself up, AND NICK HART NOW CHARGES IN- RIGHT INTO A KICK TO THE STOMACH BY SOLOMON, WHO PULLS NICK UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS FOR A POWERBOMB-

Jake Mercer: NO! NICK HART ROLLS THROUGH AND PULLS SOLOMON STANE INTO A SUNSET FLIP PIN!!!!

ONE!
TW-

Jake Mercer: SOLOMON STANE ROLLS OUT OF IT AND BACK TO HIS FEET BEFORE TRYING TO KICK NICK HART IN THE FACE- BUT NICK HART DUCKS DOWN BEFORE PULLING SOLOMON INTO A SCHOOL-

Flannery McCoy: KNEE DROP BY SOLOMON!!!! SOLOMON HAD THE SCHOOL BOY SCOUTED AND JUST DROPPED HIS KNEE ONTO NICK HART’S FACE!!! Solomon Stane with a really smart move as he stops Nick from utilizing another roll up, AND NOW SOLOMON GRABS NICK HART BEFORE TOSSING HIM INTO THE CORNER!! Solomon Stane with the tag to Kirk Redwood, AND SOLOMON KICKS NICK IN THE STOMACH, AND AS SOON AS KIRK ENTERS THE RING HE KICKS NICK IN THE STOMACH AS WELL!!

Stew-O: Kirk Redwood now sending Nick Hart into Solomon Stane, WHO DELIVERS A BIG BOOT!!! NICK HART FALLS BACK, RIGHT INTO A SNAP GERMAN SUPLEX FROM KIRK REDWOOD!!!! KIRK REDWOOD NOW WITH THE PIN!!!

ONE!
TWO!!

Stew-O: NICK HART KICKS OUT AT TWO!!! Nick Hart is known for wanting to win without putting in too much effort, utilizing tons of roll ups and pins, but it looks like that mindset has allowed the Off-Brand Amphetamines to take control of this match!

Jake Mercer: Kirk Redwood now just pummeling Nick Hart with forearms and elbows, and now he grabs Nick before putting him into a grounded headlock! Kirk Redwood is arguably the more ruthless and violent member of the duo, AND HE’S SHOWING THAT RIGHT NOW AS HE CONTINUES PUNCHING NICK IN THE HEAD!!! NICK HART IN TROUBLE RIGHT NOW AS KIRK REDWOOD CONTINUES THESE STRIKES WHILE HOLDING NICK IN THE HEADLOCK- BUT WAIT A SECOND!!! NICK TURNS TO HIS SIDE, PULLING KIRK INTO A PIN!!!

ONE!
T-

Flannery McCoy: That pin was never gonna get the job done but it definitely helped Nick escape the hold, AND NOW NICK HART QUICKLY GETS BACK UP BEFORE KIRK REDWOOD COULD, AND THIS ALLOWS NICK TO QUICKLY BOUNCE OFF OF THE ROPES, BEFORE DELIVERING A SPEAR!!!!!!! SPEAR BY NICK HART, AND NOW NICK GOES FOR ANOTHER COVER, ONLY THIS TIME KIRK REDWOOD MIGHT ACTUALLY BY DOWN AND OUT!!!!

ONE!
TWO!!
THR-

Flannery McCoy: NO, IT’S NOT OVER!!! KIRK REDWOOD ONCE AGAIN SURVIVES, ONLY THIS TIME HE WAS JUST ABLE TO GET THE SHOULDER UP RIGHT BEFORE THREE!!!

Stew-O: That was extremely close, but it looks like Nick Hart is done for the time being, as he quickly heads over to the corner to tag in Shane Gates! Shane Gates enters the ring and quickly grabs Kirk Redwood before picking him up, AND I THINK SHANE GATES WAS ABOUT TO TRY AND LIFT KIRK UP FOR A POWERBOMB BUT KIRK IS ABLE TO PULL BACK BEFORE ELBOWING SHANE IN THE FACE!! Kirk Redwood was able to make some space, BUT NOW SHANE GATES CHARGES IN LOOKING FOR A BIG BOOT, WHICH DOESN’T CONNECT!!!

Jake Mercer: KIRK REDWOOD LANDS AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, DROPPING SHANE GATES TO A KNEE!!! KIRK REDWOOD NOW RUNNING THE ROPES, AND HE HITS THE BLITZKRIEG BOP!!! THE KNEE TO THE BACK OF THE NECK CONNECTS, AND NOW SHANE GATES IS DOWN AND OUT AS KIRK REDWOOD LOOKS TO BRING THIS MATCH TO AN END!!! COVER BY KIRK REDWOOD!!!!

ONE!
TWO!!
THRE-

Jake Mercer: NOW IT’S SHANE GATES THAT GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! SHANE GATES SAVES THE MATCH FOR HIM AND HIS NEW PARTNER NICK HART!!! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN SO FAR!

Flannery McCoy: Kirk Redwood is back up, and he grabs onto Shane Gates before slowly pulling him up! Kirk Redwood lands a forearm before pulling Shane into a front facelock, and now Kirk is trying to pull Shane towards the corner of the Unified Tag Team Champions- BUT SHANE PUNCHES KIRK IN THE SIDE!!! KIRK REDWOOD PUSHES SHANE AWAY AND KICKS HIS LEG OUT THOUGH, ALLOWING HIM TO QUICKLY GAIN THE UPPER HAND! KIRK REDWOOD NOW RUNS THE ROPES ONCE MORE- BUT THERE’S A HUGE BACK BODY DROP BY SHANE GATES, WHO QUICKLY TURNS AND PICKS KIRK REDWOOD UP!!!

Stew-O: SHANE GATES LOOKS FOR ACES HIGH, BUT KIRK REDWOOD IS ABLE TO POP UP OVER SHANE GATES AND HEAD TO THE CORNER, TAGGING IN SOLOMON STANE!!! SHANE GATES QUICKLY CHARGES IN AT KIRK REDWOOD, BUT KIRK DUCKS IT, CAUSING SHANE TO COLLIDE WITH THE CORNER AS SOLOMON STANE ENTERS THE RING AND DELIVERS AN UPPERCUT!! Kirk exits the ring, and now Solomon Stane pulls Shane Gates out of the corner! Solomon Stane now holding Shane by the throat, BEFORE LOOKING FOR THE TRIUMPH OF TRUTH- WAIT A SECOND! WHAT?? SHANE GATES WITH ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF SOLOMON’S HEAD!!!

Jake Mercer: SHANE GATES IS ABLE TO GRAB AND LIFT SOLOMON STANE UP, DROPPING HIM ONTO THE MAT WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!!! SOLOMON STANE IS ABLE TO ROLL BACK UP TO HIS FEET, BUT AS SOON AS HE DOES HE’S DROPPED WITH A SUPERKICK!!! KILL SHOT CONNECTS, AND SHANE GATES DROPS DOWN ON TOP OF SOLOMON STANE FOR THE COVER, LOOKING TO POTENTIALLY PUT AN END TO THIS MATCH!!!!

ONE!
TWO!!
THR-

Jake Mercer: SOLOMON STANE STAYS IN THIS ONE!!! HE JUST GOT THE SHOULDER UP, AND SHANE GATES CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! Shane Gates just shakes his head as soon as he gets back up, and now he drags Solomon Stane into his team’s corner before tagging Nick Hart in!

Flannery McCoy: Nick Hart making his way into the ring, and he begins stomping away at Solomon Stane as much as he can before the referee starts to count! Nick Hart knowing that if he wants to win he needs to stop Solomon Stane from getting back into this, AS HE BOUNCES OFF OF THE ROPES WHILE SOLOMON STANE STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER! NICK HART GOES FOR A SPEAR- NO!! SOLOMON STANE GRABS NICK BY THE THROAT!!! TRIUMPH OF TRUTH!!!!

Stew-O: NICK HART WAS JUST DROPPED WITH THE SIT OUT CHOKESLAM OUT OF NOWHERE, AND NOW SOLOMON GETS BACK UP BEFORE DRAGGING NICK TO THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMINES CORNER BY HIS ARM!! Solomon Stane now with the tag to Kirk Redwood, WAIT A SECOND!!!! .50 CAL!!!!

Stew-O: SHANE GATES TRIED TO RUN INTO THE RING TO HELP HIS PARTNER, AND HE JUST GOT HIT WITH THE SPRINGBOARD SUPERMAN PUNCH!!! KIRK REDWOOD IS BACK TO HIS FEET, AND NOW THERE’S THE X-PLEX BY SOLOMON, INTO THE BACKSTABBER!!! END OF THE RAINBOW CONNECTS, AND NOW KIRK REDWOOD GOES FOR THE COVER ON NICK HART!!!

ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding!)

Stephie Love: Here are your winners…. THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, KIRK REDWOOD AND SOLOMON STANE, THE OFF-BRAND AMPHETAMIIIIIIIIINNNESSSS!!!!!!!

Stew-O: The Unified Tag Team Champions get the job done right before Midsummer Massacre! Nick Hart and Shane Gates had a nice performance, but they’ve got some way to go before they can defeat the current Champions, which isn’t a bad thing! Tonight just wasn’t their night!

Jake Mercer: Yeah, we can’t hold that against them! The Off-Brand Amphetamines have ten years of history as a tag team, and that’s just before they joined EAW!

Flannery McCoy: That’s not.. Nevermind. Forget it. Congratulations to Kirk Redwood and Solomon Stane! They have a huge match coming up, one that could either end their title reign or add a huge Championship defense to their name! With that being said, I think they’re ready.

(‘People are Strange’ hits as the crowd boos loudly, and Kirk Redwood and Solomon Stane get to their feet as Trixie Stane enters the ring. Trixie is handed the Unified Tag Team Championships by the referee, and she gives them to the Champions before raising their hands. Nick Hart and Shane Gates have rolled out of the ring, and this allows the Unified Tag Team Champions to celebrate their victory as Dynasty fades away from ringside.)

(Friday Night Dynasty comes back to a shot of the backstage area of the SND Arena. The camera focuses on backstage workers and various Elitists running back and forth while the show is underway, but in particular, the frame is fixated on one person and one person only. Amir Yusuf is seen leaning against a wall, just watching people pass by with a disgruntled expression on his face. Especially after what happened last week, he can’t help but feel defeated, and that seems to be something he wants to talk about right now. He takes a deep breath before then beginning to speak to the camera in front of him.)

Amir Yusuf: Between losing the biggest opportunity of my career and the altercation I had with Jay Jerry Johnson last week, Season 16 could not be off to a worse start. To think I walked into this after the abysmal Pain For Pride weekend I had with high hopes, thinking that my luck would finally turn around and this would be MY moment. But in reality, everything just stayed the same. And while I could spend this entire promo complaining about it, wondering why the hell it wasn’t me instead of Madison Kaline, or how I didn’t do this or that in my career to make up for it… but what the hell is that going to do for me? It’s tough to say that this has stung the most because it hasn’t, I’ve been through much worse in my career. I’ve been stuck in endless trenches, desperately trying to dig my way out, and at points wondering if I’m ever going to recapture that former glory again. But the fact that I’ve moved past that and now find myself getting opportunities like the ones I got last week? I was right, that was a precursor, it showed that is going to be one of the many opportunities I get this Season. And unlike what happened, I’m going to capture them and use them to the fullest extent. So let me just say right now, this will not be the last time that Amir Yusuf is in the spotlight.

Amir Yusuf: Don’t mistake that for me buying some time, no, I’ve waited for months now and I’m not going to wait any longer. I’m tired of just getting opportunities, I want to win them. I’m tired of being walked all over and pushed down even after everything I’ve done in this company, everything that I’ve sacrificed. One way or another all of that will be noticed, all of that will be appreciated. That may not come at Midsummer Massacre, but it is going to come sooner rather than later and I am not going to stop until I get it. There are a lot of options to go around on Friday Night Dynasty, and the opportunities are endless the way I see it. I could go and become a two-time New Breed Champion, taking the title from whoever wins between Alex Myers or Abel Atami. Or I could find myself a partner and become a Unified Tag Team Champion. Maybe even the Interwire Championship, the World Heavyweight Championship, if circumstances allow it both. I’m not sweating, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to let other people who clearly don’t deserve it get opportunities over me. I’m going to be the one that finally has the chance to do everything that he’s ever dreamed of. Finally, this is going to be my moment. Season 16 is the Season of Amir Yusuf, I’m not down just yet.

(Amir gets off of the production crate and begins to leave, signaling the end of what he has to say. But before he can… a hand pops up from out of frame and stops him. Amir slowly gets pushed backward with an annoyed look on his face as the shot pans over to reveal Jay Jerry Johnson standing there with a skeptical look on his face after hearing what Amir has said.)

Jay Jerry Johnson: Alright… are you done? Oh what am I kidding, of course you’re not. Because you’re going to end up repeating this same song and dance when you end up losing the next opportunity you get, and the one after that, and the one after that, and the one after that, etcera. You’re so goddamn predictable, and let me tell you the reality of this entire situation, and that’s the fact that the success that you look for is nowhere to be seen… especially with me on the Dynasty brand now. Take what happened last week in your match as a hint, I told you exactly what you needed to hear, and when you didn’t listen what happened? You failed.. just like you always do. So when are you going to learn that this just isn’t for you?

Amir Yusuf: I could ask you the same question. Because while I was out there fighting for the chance to headline Midsummer Massacre, you were facing bottom of the barrel talent that you couldn’t even win against. So I think the last person that Jay Jerry Johnson needs to concern himself with is me, because fact of the matter is he’s going to have to do a whole lot more if a potential match between the two of us is even going to be looked at as a close encounter. That’s not delusion like what you’re on about, that’s just facts. Say what you want about me and talk about how much I lost and how I’ve failed this opportunity along with that, but you’ve done just as much if not as more as me. So I really don’t want to hear it right now Jay, excuse me.

(Jay holds his hand out to the side to stop Amir from leaving, he’s clearly not going to take this sort of disrespect.)

Jay Jerry Johnson: I’m not done just yet. I told you that if you’re in my way I’ll have no problem getting rid of you and I want to hammer that into your conscience before you do something you’ll further regret.

Amir Yusuf: You’re creating an imaginary conflict in your head. I don’t have time for you, I have bigger fish to fry and I assure you, you won’t die if you don’t lose to me.

(Amir tries to push past but Jay continues to hold his hand out. Jay pushes him back slowly before sighing.)

Jay Jerry Johnson: You’re right…

Stew-O: JAY JUST PUNCHED AMIR IN THE NOSE! AND NOW THE TWO OF THEM ARE BRAWLING NOW WITH AMIR RESPONDING TO JAY WITH INTENSE PUNCHES TOWARDS THE HEAD WHILE JAY RECIPROCATES! THIS CONFLICT HAS REACHED ITS BOILING POINT AND THE TWO OF THEM ARE BEGINNING TO ABSOLUTELY TEE OFF ON ONE ANOTHER!

Flannery McCoy: JAY RUNS AMIR BACK AND RAMS HIM INTO A PRODUCTION CRATE! BUT AMIR THROWS A PUNCH DOWN BEFORE TURNING HIM AROUND AND THROWING HIM AGAINST THE WALL! NOW HERE COMES SECURITY IMMEDIATELY SWARMING IN BEFORE THE BACKSTAGE AREA IS ABSOLUTELY DISMANTLED! THE TWO OF THEM ARE YELLING VERY DISNEY-APPROPRIATE WORDS AT ONE ANOTHER AND LOOK READY TO ABSOLUTELY TEAR EACH OTHER APART! WHAT MADNESS!

(Jay and Amir are escorted out through separate halls of the backstage area, with the two of them continuing to yell at each other while hoping to be broken free of their restraints. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty from there begins to transition over to elsewhere.)

(As Dynasty fades back to the ring, Stephie Love is seen standing in the middle of the ring with a microphone in her hand.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for…ONE FALL!!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!

Stew-O: And we’re back for another match on this heated Dynasty so far, and for now we are joined by the current, reigning EAW Specialists Champion, Serenity Valdez here on commentary tonight – And I have to ask Serenity, the elements of this situation are quite combustible; is there a chance Diamond Dixon might be off her game knowing that lurking in the corner her opponent for Midsummer Massacre is watching her every move?

Serenity Valdez: So you can ask that but you can’t ask how my day was, STEW?! Whatever- I am feeling GREAT by the way, just PEACHY, especially with not only having to deal with Diamond Dixon, but now apparently I’m being called out for not supporting this new Disney move, and Diamond benefits from this by getting a match for MY Specialists Championship? Fucking Blasphemy, I wanted this match on my terms and now it’s not because I use words like-

Flannery McCoy: I think to avoid harsher punishments, I’m going to cut you off there. I don’t know if Tyrone would consider me as an accomplice if I allowed you to break the new Code of Conduct and I don’t really want to find out.

Serenity Valdez: Whatever. :dave:

 

(‘Sweet Caroline’’ by Neil Diamond would blast through the arena, to a huge crowd from everyone in attendance, as Caroline would come up out of the Titan-Tron’s entrance, all smiles here tonight as she waves to the crowd of adoring fans, pointing to some whom had brung signs with her face on it, before making her way to the ring, wasting little time sliding under the bottom rope as she stood in the middle of the ring, soaking up the cheers from the EAW Universe once more, before backing up into her corner, still full of glee as she waited readily for her opponent to make their entrance)


Stephie Love: Introducing First… From Paducah, Kentucky… Weighing in at 109 Pounds… “SWEEEEETTT” CARROOOLINEEEEEE!!!

Stew-O: And tonight it seems that we enter this match-up with a very game Caroline, even after facing Madison Kaline and taking that unfortunate loss – Caroline seems to not be sweating it as much as we’ve anticipated and looks quite prepared and motivated to take on the threat of Diamond Dixon tonight.

Flannery McCoy: We’ve heard from Caroline in the midst of this week promo package she’s sent out that she’s ready to make a statement for herself in turn for a possible shot at the Specialists Championship of yours Serenity after beating your current Number One Contender in Diamond Dixon, and as much as you are out here for Dixon herself – are you possibly scouting out Caroline here tonight as well?

Serenity Valdez: Why would I need to do that? Look, even IF Caroline manages to beat Diamond Dixon – why would that matter? Both of them can fight over who’s the most mid between each other, not much of a matter to me because I am LEAGUE’S ahead of these two lower-card Elitist. Always have been, Always will be.


( ‘Sweet Caroline’ would fade out, and ‘Bussin’ by Nicki Minaj would begin to play to a reaction of many boo’s as a mix of heavy boo’s, though hinted by a light amount of cheers as Diamond Dixon would make her way out to the ring; a smirk on her face as she begins to walk down to the ring, not seeming to show any fear or worry in her face as she climbed up onto the apron and through the middle rope, before getting back into a vertical position in the middle of the ring; exchanging a slight stare towards Serenity Valdez before turning back towards Caroline, backing up into her corner as her theme faded; both competitors awaiting the bell )

Jake Mercer: And here comes her opponent, Diamond Dixon! Now personally here guys, looking at Dixon I can see there is a definitive plan in that wonderful mind – I mean she is a steel wall right now, impenetrable, unmoving, and fortified! :troll:

Flannery McCoy: You’ve been saving that one for a minute haven’t you?

Jake Mercer: For about 5 minutes actually. :chuck:

Serenity Valdez: Diamond Dixon? Steel Wall? Think another five minutes Jake, because she is the farthest from that, if anything she’s more like a wall from a lego set, colorful, childish, and so easy to break – Plus she’s not even focused on her Caroline in the slightest, I can just tell; did you notice how she decided to look at me before she looked at the person she has to fight in the ring? Her priorities are all messed up and that’s EXACTLY why she’s going to falter, mark my words on that.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Jake Mercer: And we’re underway here in this match-up as Diamond Dixon quickly goes for the first move here trying to catch Caroline early in this match-up as she runs forward for a big boot- But thankfully the very quick witted Caroline manages to evade as Diamond Dixon’’s sent right into the corner with her right foot just strung right over the top rope as Caroilne wastes little time, seeing a clear vulnerability from Diamond to strike as she takes her Dixon down quickly as she grabs onto her neck, hooking it in between her arms before hitting a neckbreaker to initiate the first massive blow in this match – and what a reversal there from Caroline, not only doing a sizeable amount of damage, but surely after quickly dismantling Diamond Dixon’s attempt at offense here tonight she’s sure to have gotten into her head slightly!

Serenity Valdez: Ya’ damn right! This is what I’m saying, Diamond Dixon’s out here – PROBABLY trying to impress me with big move attempts from the start, and in doing so got herself into a rough start against someone like Caroline – I mean does everyone else see it now? Diamond just likes attention and will blatantly embarrass herself in an attempt to get some; It’s just great to see it first hand when she gets put down onto her back.

Flannery McCoy: Well nevertheless, Diamond’s offense surely didn’t work as she intended and now Caroline is making the full potential of her offensive chances here tonight as she drags Diamond close to the middle ring, dropping her near the center as she backs up slightly; crouching down to her knees, doing a roll before jumping out of it into a splash lat lands picture perfect onto Diamond’s core! A common move out of her arsenal- And now the cover!

ONNEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWOOOOOO-

Stew-O: And just a two count from that, but what a display of offense from Caroline here guys – I mean truly, she’s calling her shots and not faltering in her attempts, and even with all the power Diamond had from that kickout, sooner or later she’s going to end up gassing out if she doesn’t make the pendulum shift here and quick, but we can’t forget how quickly someone can shift momentum here; and DIamond Dixon is well capable of doing so if Caroline exhibits any mistakes in the early stages of this match.

Serenity Valdez: Even IF Diamond can make some momentum here early and catch Caroline off guard, I doubt she’ll maintain it with the amount of time she’s centering on trying to make a point to ME, it’s all she’s tried to do since she attacked me from behind at the EAW Draft- I mean can we talk about that? Because quite frankly it wasn’t talked about ENOUGH.

Jake Mercer: I agree, by the way Serenity- what an amazing performance you had at the EAW Draft, quite frankly I’d even put it over the absolute classic that Lady Deonna Rivers had against Madilyn Portwirth at Tokyo Dome! Truly a great moment for Women’s Wrestling. :mjgrin:

Serenity Valdez: … Thanks? :hhh:


Flannery McCoy: Aside from Jake’s usual antics – We’ve got quite the development in the ring as Caroline is staging new ideas following Diamond Dixon’s kickout, as she dragged Diamond all the way into a seated position in the corner; and she’s looking to zone in on her as she takes a quick lap around the side of the ring before getting to the corner opposing Diamond, pointing her finger forward before rushing forward as she gained speed before going to land a massive Cannonball Senton- No! Diamond Dixon managed to get out the way just in time and Caroline is sent to crash and burn as she hits the bottom turnbuckle hard, grabbing onto her back and guys she looks like she’s in a lot of pain as Diamond stumbles up to her feet; grabbing onto the rope as she tries to regain a solid footing, still holding her neck from the neckbreaker she faced earlier, as she hones in on the downed Caroline, clearly outraged that things didn’t go her way as Caroline is still trying to get up to her feet by using the middle rope as Diamond is lurking behind her waiting for her to get up… And it’s Diamond with a suplex after Caroline get’s to her feet- Completely leveling Caroline out against the mat!!!


Stew-O: And what a Suplex that was, Flannery! I mean picture perfect landing on the neck of Caroline on the opposing side of that wicked maneuver as Caroline is also starting to favor her neck in the early stages of this match, but it doesn’t look like Diamond’s even done yet as she quickly gets up; aligning herself with the ropes as she leans into them, gaining a little momentum coming off them as she runs forward to where she is over Caroline’s body whos laying flat in front of her before hitting a massive running Leg-Drop, keeping her leg in place as Caroline took a whole lot of that Leg Drop with little to no resistance!

Diamond Dixon (off-mic): Count the cover already!

Jake Mercer: And looks like Diamond’s going for a quick cover off that maneuver with her leg draped across Caroline’s neck – and Serenity, she’s staring right at you for this one; and I’m a betting man- so when I say that I’d bet my life savings on the fact that she’s trying to strike a little fear in your heart, it comes from an experienced source. :troll:

ONNEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWOOOOOO!!!

THHR-

Serenity Valdez: Strike fear in me? She couldn’t even put Caroline away with that move and I’m supposed to be scared? Yeah right! Sure she got a little going for her here but how long can she keep that momentum up huh? Tell me that Jake- Since CLEARLY you know quite a lot! :dave:

Jake Mercer: Well I appreciate the compliment Serenity :mjgrin: however that isn’t usually one of the questions they have on DraftKings.

Serenity Valdez: … How do you all manage to do your job with this guy?! :wtf:

Flannery McCoy: A hefty amount of Advil usually does the trick.

Stew-O: Well Advil might be something these two Elitist might need after this match with all the hard hitting moves they are laying out onto one another as Diamond Dixon is still feeling the aftermath of Caroline’s offense, and Caroline is just barely kicking out of Diamond Dixon’s hard hitting leg drop; But at the end of the day one of them is going to have to given to that pain, and with no definite person leading out tonight with momentum so far, it’s anyone’s match still.

Flannery McCoy: Well Diamond Dixon is trying to make her dominance her tonight definitive to all the doubters as she seems to be lying in wait in the corner as Caroline, is slowly recovering from the Leg Drop that she took to the neck as Dixon is looking like she is just ready to burst out the corner- And there she goes, running out of her opposing corner just as Caroline is fully leaning onto the top rope, before clobbering her quickly in the back of the head with that Big Boot! – Finally finding her mark after missing it earlier in this match, and I think this is just the beginning of the end now as Caroline is still draped over the top rope, though Dixon is using the fact that she’s still in a vertical position to her advantage, flipping Caroline’s body so that she is facing the inside of the ring. Dragging her off the ropes as Caroline’s body sulks down with Diamond holding most of her weight up, moving to the certain of the ring- And we’ve seen this position before, with Diamond having Caroline’s head hovering right next to her mid-section, both hands on Caroline’s head can only mean Diamond’s going for the patented ‘Facelift’… AND IT CONNECTS!!! The ‘Facelift’ connects flush onto Caroline!!! – And no surprises here, we’ve got a cover and it’s safe to say this match might’ve reached it’s expiration date!!!


ONNEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWOOOOOO!!!

THHREEEEEE!!!!


Serenity Valdez: NOPE! Look at that, Diamond couldn’t get the job done and Caroline gets the shoulder up, that’s what I’m talking about! Is this the moveset I’m supposed to be scared of? Is this the strength that’s supposed to have me anxious about losing my title come Midsummer Massacre? I mean, if someone like Caroline is kicking out a supposed FINISHING move? Trust me, I’m not worried in the slightest! :mjlol2:

Jake Mercer: I’ve got to say, I’m just as shocked here that Diamond somehow didn’t have enough in her to keep Caroline down for three, I mean honestly I was already getting ready to refresh my DraftKings to see my payout from tonight’s match, but clearly I might’ve been a little mistaken; Let’s just hope she can come back and hit another one of those chokeslams, or even a Facelift onto Caroline to really secure that money for me.

Flannery McCoy: Or hit a Facelift with the motive of winning the match and not giving your betting addiction more fuel to add to the fire…

Jake Mercer: Why can’t we BOTH get what we want, damnit! :mjcry:

Flannery McCoy: Whatever, what we need to stay focused on is this match-up and right now Diamond Dixon almost looks as annoyed as you do Jake, clearly both of you are upset at Caroline’s resilience as Diamond is beginning to unfold into a mess here when it comes to composure as Dixon gets up to her feet, taking side glances away from this match yet again to you Serenity; I mean clearly Diamond is worrying about too much at one time and if she wants to secure a win for herself? She needs to worry about Serenity later, and focus on the current threat at hand for her!

Stew-O: And I think she heard you Flannery because now it seems like Diamond Dixon’s in fight or flight mode here as she’s sizing up Caroline once more from the corner, Caroline still barely to a knee in the corner as the referee is checking on her; Dixon possibly injuring her opponent with that Facelift as we standby only for a moment- Huh??

( Stew-O says as the feeling of confusion leaks through his voice as the camera pans back over to Diamond Dixon, though the revelation of what was happening in the midst of the referee checking up on Caroline became more clear as Serenity Valdez could be seen walking off commentary towards Diamond Dixon focusing in on Caroline from the corner!)

Jake Mercer: Well we knew elements would clash tonight with Serenity Valdez being in the building, but is now the time? Is she planning on getting a closer look or possibly interfering for Caroline here tonight? :lupe:

Flannery McCoy: Well I think Serenity’s about to answer your question here as she slowly crawls up the steps where Dixon was, and I don’t think she is coming with good intents as she nears closer and closer to Diamond until she’s right next to her- BUT DIAMOND TURNS AROUND, CATCHING SERENITY BEFORE SHE COULD DO ANYTHING!!!

Stew-O: And that look in Dixon’s eyes says all that needs to be said, the smirk lining both of her lips has Serenity Valdez in shock as she stands frozen next to Diamond on the apron, both Elitist having a stare down with one another though admittedly Serenity’s seems more like her being too stunned to move rather than an act of intimidation, though I think Dixon’s had enough of Valdez for now as she goes to hit Serenity with a right hand to the jaw- which Valdez just NARROWLY avoids coming off the apron quickly, falling to the ground as she watches Diamond Dixon look down at her with a smirk, clearly her fan backfiring on her face and now she has to soak in the humiliation she’s sure to get from this moment!

Jake Mercer: Yeah unfortunately, I think I might have to agree with you here Stew, Serenity stepped too close and didn’t move fast enough and now it shows that Diamond might have her number ahead of Midsumm- Wait a second, looking back to the ring in the midst of that interaction between Serenity and Diamond, Caroline had more enough time to get up and now has Diamond Dixon from behind with a ROLL-UP!!! THE PERFECT MOMENT TO STRIKE AND HERE’S THE COVER!!!


ONNEEEEEEE!!!!

TWWOOOOOO!!!

THHREEEEEE!!!!

(Ding! Ding! Ding)

Jake Mercer: AN ABSOLUTE HEIST FROM CAROLINE! THE HEIST OF THE CENTURY, CAROLINE WINS! CAROLINE WINS!

(‘Sweet Caroline’’ by Neil Diamond would blast through the arena, to a huge crowd from everyone in attendance as Caroline quickly sprung up to her feet, all smiles as she walks over to the middle of the ring where the referee resided as her hand was quickly raised high into the air as her theme song played; With Diamond Dixon now sitting upright looking over in shock, not fully taking in what exactly just happened)

“HERE IS YOUR WINNERRR…. “SWEEEETTT” CARROOLINNEEEEEE!!!!”

Flannery McCoy: Maybe we counted the strategic mind of Serenity Valdez too soon because by the looks of it everything went according to plan as Diamond was too focused on her to be aware of the main objective she had in front of her – I mean that huge grin on Serenity’s face tells the entire story here, guys. :lupe:

Stew-O: Agreed, but the question is, was this the best option Serenity could’ve done – I mean enraging Diamond to this point right before their huge match for that Specialists Championship could be just enough motivation for Diamond Dixon to truly put in enough work and have just enough determination to possibly dethrone Serenity come Midsummer Massacre, I suppose we’ll just have to wait for these two titans to clash to find out for ourselves.

(The Camera pans to the final shots before commercial as Caroline stands with her hand still head up high, and Diamond is seen with a face tattered with aggravation as she watches on as Serenity is starting to walk backward back up the ramp, clutching her Specialists Championship in her hands with a devilish smirk as EAW programming fades to elsewhere.)

(Friday NIght Dynasty returns from commercial break to the backstage area of the SND Arena. There, Michael Belfort is seen standing by with a smile on his face and a microphone in his hand, beginning to speak towards the EAW Universe from there.)

Michael Belfort: What a show we’ve had so far here on Dynasty, the night’s festivities has just begun and yet there’s still so much more to seek tonight with much more in store! Though for now, I’d like to welcome my guest at this time, the one and only, Milli Banks!

(The crowd boo’s heavily with only a slight bit of cheers welcoming into that mix as Milli Banks walks into the camera view next to Michael Belfort, no swagger being left out of her attitude as she looks in high spirits coming into this backstage interview tonight as Michael Belfort cut off the EAW Universe in the midst of their parade of hate for Milli Banks.)

Michael Belfort: Again, Milli, thank you for joining me here tonight for this backstage interview, there’s a lot of questions circling your name – But I feel like the only way I can start this interview is by asking… How are you feeling after coming up short against your opponent on Dynasty, Ruler, in what was a match up that you seemed very confident that you’d win?

(As Milli heard Michael refer to her ‘loss’ last week against Ruler, she returned to him a puzzled look, clearly not following the appeal of such a question as she raised an eyebrow.)

Milli Banks: How do I feel, Michael? Well darn, I am suuuper bummed that I couldn’t beat Ruler, and ever since ‘losing’ I’ve been taking it really hard… Is that the answer you wanted? Is that the new headline you wanna put next to my name? Well guess what, ya’ ain’t gonna get it from me honey, because I feel just like I felt the moment I seen the contract EAW proposed to me – on Cloud NINE! Because the thing is, why should I give even the slightest of fucks ‘bout Ruler when a week ago, I barely even knew who that man WAS – and now all of a sudden I’m supposed to be pressed about him? :ohlawd: See, that’s just not how Milli Banks rolls, I ain’t ever gonna let someone so IRRELEVANT to the NOW of my career get into my head and ruin what I got goin’ for me, for all I care Ruler was just a bug on the windshield but i’m still SPEEDING down the fastlane to glory – and ain’t nobody stopping me for nuthin’. :periodt3:

Micheal Belfort: Well Milli, it’s great to see you have a positive outlook about last week, and I’m sure the EAW Universe is waiting in anticipation for your bounce back-

( As Michael was about to redirect Milli to a new question, he was quickly and abruptly cut off by Milli who seemed to be quite annoyed in the moment at Micheal)

Milli Banks: Sorry, did I SEEM finished to you? :wtf: Because I was jus’ getting STARTED with the shit I had to say, so you can go on ahead and just keep that microphone steady for me and then ask yo’ questions AFTER I’m done talking my shit – cool? Cool. Now back to what I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted – Is that I think people like Michael over here, need to recognize who exactly I am and what I’ve accomplished here in EAW in the span of a few measly weeks! I mean ya’ girl been GOING places and doing things off and on the radar, makin’ money move and entering into conversations that other Elitist would DREAM to be in at these early stages of their career – I mean heellloooo? How is nobody gon’ recognize all the work I’m doing? All the barriers I’m breaking? I mean literally – I am THAT bitch! I’m doing things that other Elitists here only DREAM they could do; I’m making headlines by ESPN and Bleacher Reports, who else is doing that this early in their career? Exactly, nobody. I’m just a different breed of bad bitch, I am CLEARLY superior and surpassing all these other Milli Banks wannabe’s that prance ‘round backstage talking tough, but ain’t nobody can beat the original – that’s a fact that A LOT of Elitist here need to learn because the ignorance that I’m seeing from the back is showing how GOOFY some people really can be and I quite frankly ain’t got the time or enough damns to give to have to be dealin’ with all that. Now in terms of the ‘What’s Next?’ Is a question that can only be asked to whoever in that big office seat wants me to do, because I think we all know what I bring to the table – it’s just a question if I’m going to get the opportunities I require to be able to do what I do best on the bigger stages; because when Tyrone Montogmery decides to take a chance on Milli Banks? That’s the moment where we ALL win, he get’s to become General Manager of The Year for making the smartest decision any brands ever made in EAW history, and I get to absorb all that fame and glory that comes along with getting the shot I need to thrive even MORE here – that’s when you can see Milli Banks, The Brooklyn Bankroller enter these types of interviews with a large ol’ title around my waist – And then EAW will witness the ERA of Milli Banks – NOW I’m done, Michael. :rihanna:

(Milli said emphatically, her smirk changing to a stare at Michael, Mill still seemingly a little vexed at his gall to stop her in the midst of her statement.)

Michael Belfort: Well, what a statement that is Milli – As I said before, It’s great to see you with a very confident look into your future; and I’m sure everyone is still very interested in what comes next from you; But since you’re looking for an opportunity to truly shine like the star you are – Is there any Elitist, maybe even a champion, you’re looking to prove your worth against here in EAW?

Milli Banks: You know what, that’s a damn good question to recover on Michael because it’s the ONLY question you needed to ask this whole time because that’s all that matters, and how I see things moving in EAW; It’s very clear that any title I get a chance to compete for I am practically GUARANTEED to make my own, so with so many options it’s really a game of which one is gonna look better on me rather than which one do I think I am gonna have the best chance winning, so with that being said, I think it’s a perfect time to set the record straight and get a shot at the –

??? : Oh my gawwwddd, please shut up already !!!

( A voice interrupted Milli Banks in the midst of her statement as she, along with Michael Belfort looked over to their left as the camera panned out to see none other than Robyn Valentine enter the scene; a hand coming her face to imitate the gesture of yawning as she abruptly walked in on the segment happening at the moment.)

Robyn Valentine: It’s like every week I have to save everyone from the absolute SNOOZE-FEST Elitist like you and Caroline give out with these bland, boring, and BASIC little promo’s you try to cut – I mean it would’ve been better if you just took your loss to Ruler and kept it at that, allowing someone like ME to get more TV time, because then we’d all win! I’d get my time in the spotlight, and you would save whatever ‘credibility’ you had left – But congratulations, Millie! You screwed that up perfectly just like you screwed up with your shot at beating Ruler – talk about #EMBARRASSING :mjlol:

( Milli sighed, rubbing her temples for a second as she looked over at Robyn, clearly not in the mood for her antics right now as she rolled her eyes, scoffing at the audacity of Robyn to interrupt her mid-sentence.)

Milli Banks: Is it a new shtick here to interrupt me in the middle of my sentences? Like seriously, it’s a PROMO – meaning I should be getting enough time to talk my shit but apparently, I’m just the perfect target for pressed bitches like YOU to come on in and put your two cents in – Girl, Robyn, what’re you even HERE for?! I swear I done dusted yo’ ass a couple of weeks back, which leaves me without a CLUE as to why you’re here again like you’ve proven something to me? :ohlawd:

Robyn Valentine: Of course you’d bring up that FLUKE you had against me, it’s just like someone like you to do so – Ugh! The fact of the matter is Milli, our match? It was all exactly like your claim for fame here in EAW, a fluke! :mjlol: I mean let’s be honest here, I was dealt a bad hand from the get-go! Having to go up against an opponent who had weeks of tape to dissect, while I had absolutely nothing to go off of! Like, talk about disadvantages much? And after you lost to Ruler last week, it made it very clear to me that you simply are just one lucky bitch – and I just want to expose that truth to anyone unaware in the EAW Universe, as the voice of the people!

Milli Banks: Oh what the fuck is going on here- am I on EAW Swerved right now? :lupe: Because there ain’t a better joke y’all could’ve played on me, I mean the absolute DISRESPECT I’m receiving was laughable already but to bring Robyn Valentine here of all people and get her to try and criticize ME?! The minds over at EAW Entertainment must be buzzing because this is peak comedic genius right here, the #QUEEN of the Goofy’s tryna tell me that I’m a fluke? :usure: Girl, bye. How are you still employed to this company anyways? I know EAW needs development talent but DAMN – you ain’t developing shit, you’re just a free highlight tape – and even then you still ain’t bring no credibility to nobody! Fact of the matter is Robyn, is that I still BEAT you regardless of what stipulations you want to put on that fact – and trust me, I am very eager to run shit back if you ever want to because you done gone and ticked me off now; and providing you with a lil’ facelift seems like a very clear and easy way to exercise all of that anger I’m facing just having to TALK to yo’ ass, I ain’t Caroline where you can jus’ walk up to me in my promo time and expect me not to give a damn – I AIN’T the one to mess with.. :ufdup:

Robyn Valentine: Yawn, still boring!!! But you did say something of interest in all of that meaningless dialogue – I mean seriously, you need someone out here to just shut you up every once in a while; It’ll seriously help you out, tons!

Milli Banks: :childplease:

Robyn Valentine: But regardless, that little rematch idea you threw out there is PERFECT – Just another platform to show that Milli Banks is nothing more than an overhyped #POSER trying to do her best Robyn Valentine impression! I mean seriously, it just shows how stupid you really are thinking that you can catch lightning in a bottle twice against the #PERFECTCHILD of EAW, like, who do you think you are?! Other than a bozo of course. :russ: But I’ll do you the favor and allow you to retract it and just label me as the better win so you don’t have to get beaten up TWO weeks in a row, by all means, now is your chance.

(Robyn said invitingly, leaning in close to the microphone sarcastically as if she could hear it more clearly as Milli looked to Michael, hoping that at least HE could see the bullshit here too before looking back to Robyn; wasting little time as she leaned in close to the microphone as if she was about to say something – before CLOCKING ROBYN IN THE JAW WITH A RIGHT HAND! Completely flooring Robyn as she fell to the ground, gawking at what just happened as she instantly clutched onto her face as Milli looked down, scoffing at her before walking off the set with a sour look on her face; as the camera panned down to Robyn caressing her jaw as the camera faded out of the scene.)

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for… ONE FALL!!!!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!!!!

(‘Party Goin’ Dumb’ by Rico Nasty would begin to blast throughout the arena as the crowd would begin to boo loudly, as Astraea Jordan, along with Dr. Angelo D’Angelo would walk through the curtain. They both look very confident, as they would make it down to the ring, Angelo giving her a prep talk as she would enter the ring and back into her corner.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first…from Chicago, Illinois…weighing in at 165 pounds…ASTRAEA JORDAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake Mercer: ASTRAEA STILL BETTER !! :wow:

Stew-O: Ever since the change in attitude, and aligning herself with Dr Angelo D’Angelo, Astraea Jordan has seemingly been better than ever! She has been showing up and showing out, and she doesn’t look to stop tonight!

Flannery McCoy: But, tonight, she has to go up against SOSA Henderson, and he will definitely be a thorn in her side.

(‘Party Goin’ Dumb’ would fade out, as it is soon replaced by ‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef, as a slightly better reaction is given to SOSA Henderson, who walks through the curtain with Aurora Monroe by his side. Much like Astraea, they both look really confident as they make their way down to the ring, SOSA entering and backing into his corner.)

Stew-O: And much like Jordan, ever since SOSA Henderson had aligned himself with Aurora Monroe, both him and Aurora have looked amazing!

Flannery McCoy: Holding a win over the current Unified Tag Team Championships, SOSA Henderson now comes into this match against Astraea Jordan looking to prove a point.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: HERE WE GO!!! From the get go, SOSA Henderson runs right at Astraea Jordan, but Astraea moves out of the way, and grabs SOSA, pulling him into an armdrag! She doesn’t let go, as she quickly gets herself and SOSA back up to their feet, and she connects with an early dropkick right to the temple! That drops SOSA down to a knee, as Astraea now runs the ropes, but SOSA is able to pop himself right back up, and he connects with a big forearm! Henderson now grabs Astraea by the arm, and throws her into the corner before running at full speed, connecting with an uppercut!

Jake Mercer: Astraea Jordan falls into a seated position, and now SOSA Henderson runs the ropes once again-…but wait! Look! Dr. Angelo got up close and that causes SOSA to get distracted and stop right in his tracks, and Astraea takes advantage as she kicks SOSA right in the kneecap! Henderson stumbles away, as Astraea is able to get back up to her feet, and she runs right at SOSA and catches him with a forearm strike of her own. SOSA stays up on his feet, and Jordan runs the ropes, before catching SOSA with that low dropkick to the knee that drops him down to the mat!

Flannery McCoy: SOSA is down, as Astraea now takes the time to taunt, but SOSA pulls her down, and he pulls her over into a rollup! This could be over before it even began!!


OOONNEEE!!!!


Stew-O: An easy kickout by Astraea Jordan, as both get right back up on their feet, but SOSA grabs Astraea, and drops her with a headlock takeover! Astraea is stuck here, as SOSA begins to just wrench on that head, before he transitions, and he grabs her by the arm! She has nowhere to go, and now SOSA props himself back up to his feet… and he drives his knee right into the shoulder blade! Astraea Jordan is now holding onto her arm, but Henderson isn’t done as now he stomps right onto the shoulder! SOSA has taken over this match, and in a big way!

Flannery McCoy: Henderson now picks Astraea back up, but she catches him with a punch right to the face! This staggers SOSA, as she now grabs him by the waist, before pulling him right into a German suplex! But SOSA lands on his feet! SOSA Henderson now runs the ropes as Astraea Jordan quickly gets back up, and she moves out of dodge, taking her turn to run the ropes, but SOSA is the one to stop her right in her tracks with an uppercut! But Astraea connects with one of her own! Astraea drops down, and she grabs SOSA by the leg… but SOSA JUST JUMPS INTO THE AIR AND CLOCKS ASTRAEA IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT KICK!

Jake Mercer: Astraea is dazed from that as SOSA takes another run for the ropes… and another kick right to the head! But Astraea is able to move out of the way this time around, and she grabs SOSA, before getting up to her feet, and she snaps his leg back, but SOSA switches the momentum and catches her with a knee right to the face! SOSA now takes another run for the ropes… oh come on!! Angelo just grabbed SOSA by the leg, completely stomping his momentum, and that causes yet another distraction for Astraea to take advantage as she connects with a dropkick.

Stew-O: And now Astraea just begins to wail on SOSA with those strikes! Lefts and rights, and SOSA can’t even protect himself! Astraea brings him up to his feet, and she throws him hard into the corner, and SOSA ends up backing right into a swinging neckbreaker! Astraea isn’t giving SOSA Henderson a chance to breathe, as she continues to throw those jabs all over the body! She’s overwhelming SOSA here, and he can’t do anything about it, and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo is just watching this all go down, and laughing at it too knowing that this momentum is all his doing!

Flannery McCoy: But Aurora Monroe does NOT look happy about it, and you can even hear her yelling at Angelo, but it doesn’t change the fact that Astraea Jordan is in control right now. Now she picks SOSA back up to her feet, but SOSA is trying to fight back! SOSA is trying with all his power to fight back, but Astraea grabs him by the waist and throws him with a belly to belly suplex! SOSA goes right back down, and now Astraea runs the ropes, and she runs right at him… BUT SOSA HENDERSON GETS RIGHT BACK UP AND CATCHES HER WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT ON THE JAW!

Jake Mercer: ASTRAEA GOES RIGHT DOWN TO A KNEE, AND SOSA IS LOOKING TO END IT EARLY! ‘PAIN IN FULL’! BUT ASTRAEA MOVES OUT OF THE WAY! Astraea gets right back up after moving out of dodge from that curb stomp, and now they both run the ropes, but SOSA catches her with an enziguri! Astraea stays standing, as SOSA runs the rope once more, and she catches him with a forearm smash! And SOSA hits one of his own! SOSA now throws Astarea Jordan into the corner, and he runs at her and catches her with a impactful corner splash!

Stew-O: Astraea staggers out of the corner, and right into an armdrag by SOSA Henderson! He holds on though, rolling through, and then he grabs her by the head, and he looks for a headlock driver! But Astraea gets out of it, slipping out before catching him with a chop block, and that drops SOSA down to a knee. And now Astraea with a kick of her own right to the back of the head, and now she runs the ropes, and catches SOSA with a kick right to the midsection that drops SOSA down to the mat below!

Flannery McCoy: Astraea Jordan now picks SOSA Henderson bak up to his feet, but SOSA is fighting! He’s fighting out of her grasp! Superkick to the knee by SOSA, and then catches her with an uppercut! SOSA now runs to the corner, and he climbs to the top rope… BUT ASTRAEA FOLLOWS HIM! They are both on the top rope, AND THEY ARE FIGHTING UP THERE! AND ASTRAEA IS GETTING THE ADVANTAGE! SHE GRABS SOSA… AND SHE JUMPS WITH HIM, AND FLIPS THEM INSIDE OUT! AVALANCHE SPANISH FLY BY ASTRAEA JORDAN! A HUGE AVALANCHE SPANISH FLY HITS THE MARK, AND THEY ARE BOTH DOWN!

Jake Mercer: WAIT, ASTRAEA AIN’T DONE! SHE IS BACK UP TO HER FEET, AND SHE PICKS SOSA HENDERSON UP… AND A SLAP TO THE FACE! SOSA IS DAZED, AS HE FALLS TO A KNEE… AND ASTRAEA JORDAN CONNECTS WITH POWER OF SOUL! THE STEP UP DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! SOSA IS DOWN, AND HE IS OUT! ASTRAEA GOES FOR THE COVER, AND THIS COULD END IT RIGHT HERE!

OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: BUT SOSA HENDERSON GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!! SOSA manages to stay in this, and Angelo is just instructing Astraea Jordan to continue the onslaught, and she continues to just lay waste to SOSA! She picks him back up to his feet, and a forearm smash right to the cheekbone… BUT SOSA WITH A BACKFIST RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE! AURORA MONROE IS CHEERING SOSA ON, AND NOW SOSA RUNS THE ROPES, AND SPRINGBOARDS BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! SOSA LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE, AS HE RUNS THE ROPES ONCE MORE, CONNECTING WITH ANOTHER SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! AND A COVER! COVER BY SOSA HENDERSON!

OOONNNEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT BY ASTRAEA JORDAN! But SOSA ain’t giving Astraea any time to breathe, as now he is just kicking at her while she is down! She can’t defend herself, and SOSA with a kick right to the head! SOSA is now quickly running to the corner, as he is able to climb up to the top rope! He is eyeing down Astraea, looking to jump off and hit the target… BUT WAIT! NOT THIS AGAIN! NOT AGAIN! WHAT IS HE DOING THIS TIME! DR. ANGELO D’ANGELO CLIMBS ONTO THE APRON, AND NOW HE IS USING AT SOSA HENDERSON!

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: (Off-Mic) STOP RIGHT THERE!

SOSA Henderson: (Off-Mic) JUST GO AWAY!

Jake Mercer: You can tell that SOSA Henderson is getting ticked off by all of these interferences… BUT HE STILL JUMPS! HE TAKES THE RISK… AND HE MISSES! ASTRAEA JORDAN MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE FROG SPLASH! SOSA Henderson completely misses, all because of D’Angelo who is ECSTATIC on the apron! But look at the Referee!

Referee: (Off-Mic) You best get off that apron. :ufdupmask:

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: (Off-Mic) Of course it’s always the white Referees tellin’ us what to do. :francis:

Stew-O: Angelo gets off the apron, as the camera focuses back in on the action, and SOSA is being mauled by Astraea! SOSA is trying to defend himself, but he can’t as Astraea now picks him up to his feet, and throws him towards the rope before catching him with a knee right to the gut! SOSA flips over her knee from that, as he falls down and Astraea drives her knee right into the face! It seems that Angelo is being a bigger pest than usual in this match, and it keeps giving Astraea Jordan advantage after advantage to keep SOSA Henderson down.

Flannery McCoy: SOSA Henderson slowly manages to get back up to his feet, but Astraea Jordan runs the ropes-… ONLY TO BE MET WITH A SUPERKICK! Astraea falls to a knee, AND ANOTHER SUPERKICK! SOSA is keeping Astraea down, AS HE CONNECTS WITH YET ANOTHER SUPERKICK! AND NOW HE DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES WITH HER… AND HE’S BITING! HE’S BITING HER HEAD, AND THE REFEREE PULLS HIM OFF AND WARNING HIM ABOUT HIM BEING ABLE TO GET DQED FROM THAT! HENDERSON NOW RUNS THE ROPES… AND A SWINGING NECKBREAKER TO A KNEELING JORDAN! SOSA IS ON FIRE RIGHT NOW! HE’S ON FIRE RIGHT NOW!

Jake Mercer: SOSA is no one to mess with for sure, and now he kneels down at Astraea Jordan and slaps her in the face! Disrespectful but effective I’d say.. And now SOSA runs off of the ropes one more time and hits a running big boot to a sitting Astraea Jordan! SOSA Falls into a cover now!!

ONEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!

Stew-O: But Astraea gets the shoulder up!! SOSA shakes his head for a moment, visibly frustrated, but he returns right to what he was doing as he gets up. He drags Astraea Jordan’s body closer to a corner of the ring by her hair and right arm, and now he stomps on her head!! Astraea instinctively looks to get up and out of harm’s way after that stomp, BUT SOSA HENDERSON SLAMS ASTRAEA DOWN TO THE MAT AS THE BACK OF HER HEAD WACKS THE CANVAS!!! SOSA now has Astraea Jordan in the position that he’s been looking for and starts to ascend to the top rope!!

Flannery McCoy: SOSA turns around and faces towards Astraea Jordan and points down, AND HE LOOKS FOR A 450 SPLASH- BUT ASTRAEA JORDAN GETS THE KNEES UP!! SOSA BOUNCES RIGHT OFF OF ASTRAEA JORDAN, HOLDING HIS ABDOMEN IN UNDENIABLE PAIN!! Astraea was just barely able to get out of that one, and now she has found herself more than a clean opening for a comeback here! Astraea Jordan now pulls herself up with the help of the corner ropes next to and keeps her eyes LOCKED onto SOSA Henderson, who now gets himself up to his feet as well.

Jake Mercer: AND ASTRAEA JORDAN WITH A HUGE RUNNING SINGLE LEGGED DROP KICK!! Right to the face of SOSA Henderson as well as he’s sent backwards some steps. Jordan isn’t going to waste any time as she looks to grab SOSA by his head into a possible DDT position, but SOSA managed to twist out of it, ONLY TO BE CAUGHT OFF GUARD WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!! Before SOSA Henderson can even fall down to the mat, Astraea Jordan grabs him by the wrists and pulls him back towards herself and NOW LANDS A SNAP DDT IN THE CENTRE OF THE RING!! Incredible work to get back on top of the match!!

Stew-O: It’s going to take a lot more than that to win the match though, and Astraea Jordan understands that. SOSA, as he tries to crawl away, is met with kicks and low punches to the back of his head and spine whilst he’s trying to cover up as much as possible. He manages to turn around and looks to push Astraea Jordan away with his feet, but Astraea Jordan catches it!! She tosses SOSA’s legs over to the side and turns him right back over, AND NOW ASTRAEA JORDAN BEGINS TO LIFT SOSA HENDERSON OFF OF THE CANVAS AND LANDS A GERMAN SUPLEX!! SOSA’S NECK MEETS THE MAT!! AND NOW ASTRAEA HOLDS HER GRIP AND TRANSITIONS INTO A BRIDGING PINFALL!!!

ONNNEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TH-

Flannery McCoy: And SOSA manages to stay alive!!!- WOAH. ASTRAEA JORDAN WITH A RUNNING SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO SOSA HENDERSON IN IMMEDIATE SUCCESS!! ANOTHER COVER!!

ONNNEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THREEE-

Flannery McCoy: AND SOSA MANAGES TO TURN ASTRAEA JORDAN RIGHT OVER WITH HER SHOULDERS TO THE MAT!!!

ONEE-

Jake Mercer: But a quick kickout from Astraea Jordan as she keeps the momentum on her side! She’s already back up to her feet even after that sudden pinfall counter from SOSA, as he now looks up at Astraea Jordan!!

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: (Off-Mic) KEEP HIM DOWN!!!

Stew-O: And there you hear Dr. Angelo D’Angelo yelling orders at Astraea Jordan which clearly pisses off SOSA even more as he looks to get up to a knee- But Astraea Jordan charges in with a lifting knee strike to SOSA Henderson’s jaw!!! Astraea Jordan then grabs SOSA Henderson and pulls him up, getting into a German Suplex position- BUT SOSA WITH A KICK TO JORDAN’S SHIN!! SOSA Henderson with the energy that he had left managed to shoot for a kick and landed it right on target, as Astraea Jordan is now forced to let go of the waist lock, holding onto her leg.

Flannery McCoy: AND ASTRAEA JORDAN NOW TURNS AROUND AND GETS HIT WITH A SPEAR!!! A SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE BY SOSA HENDERSON!!! AND A COVER!!!!

ONEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THHRRREEEEEEEEE-

Flannery McCoy: NOO!! Astraea Jordan gets the shoulder up!! Dr. Angelo D’Angelo looks greatly relieved at ringside, but SOSA Henderson on the other hand looks deeply in pain. He knows that he was almost there, but it STILL wasn’t enough to put away Astraea Jordan!! SOSA now gets up to his feet holding onto his neck, and walks over to Astraea Jordan- AND ASTRAEA JORDAN WITH AN UPPERCUT TO THE FACE OF SOSA!!!

Jake Mercer: Astraea Jordan is showing amazing resiliency here, BUT THAT UPPERCUT IS MET BY SOSA HENDERSON WITH A SUPERKICK RIGHT ON THE BUTTON!! And now SOSA wastes no moments at all and picks Astraea Jordan right up AND POPS HER UP AND INTO A LUMBAR CHECK!! THE KNEES OF SOSA GOING STRAIGHT INTO THE BACK OF ASTRAEA JORDAN IN NOTHING BUT PURE BRUTALITY!!! Astraea Jordan manages to land near the bottom ropes and looks to roll out and escape underneath it, but SOSA Henderson stomps on the hair of Astraea Jordan and just looks down at her and smirks. Astraea Jordan tries to pull her hair out from underneath the grip that SOSA has under his foot, but SOSA isn’t budging.

Stew-O: SOSA Henderson now slowly takes his foot off of Astraea Jordan’s hair.. AND THEN JUMPS AND LANDS A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ONTO WHERE ASTRAEA JORDAN’S HAND WERE!!! Jordan retracts her hands immediately after the move is hit, AND SOSA THEN LANDS A BICYCLE KNEE THAT RICOCHETS ASTRAEA JORDAN INTO THE CORNER AND THEN DOWN ONTO THE MAT!! SOSA is now fully back on top of the match here, and he could be looking for the end of it as well as he yells at Astraea Jordan to get up!

Flannery McCoy: Astraea Jordan is struggling to get back up to her feet, but she finally manages to do so.. SOSA turns her around and lands a STIFF firearm to the back of Astraea Jordan’s head now, and without thinking, SHE TURNS BACK AROUND AND GETS HIT WITH ‘STOLE YO BIT-’ I CAN’T SAY THAT, BUT IT CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE. THE CUTTER LANDS BEAUTIFULLY AND JORDAN IS DOWNN!!!!! PINFALL!

ONNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

….

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…………

(Dr. Angelo D’Angelo is seen putting Astraea’s foot on the ropes.)

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: (Off-Mic) REF! REF!!!!!

Referee: (Off-Mic) WHAT-

SOSA Henderson: (Off-Mic) :francis:

Jake Mercer: ANGELO PUT ASTRAEA’S FOOT ON THE ROPES! HE PUT ASTRAEA’S FOOT ON THE ROPES! THE MATCH CONTINUES-… but wait! Wait! Aurora is getting up in the face not Angelo!

Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: (Off-Mic) :whoa: Chill-

Aurora Monroe: (Off-Mic) Sick of yo nonsense.

(SLAP!)

Stew-O: :krabs: AURORA MONROE JUST LAID OUT D’ANGELO! ANGELO IS DOWN! AND LOOK! ASTRAEA JORDAN IS SLOWLY RECOVERING WHILE SOSA WATCHED WHAT WENT DOWN, AND SHE LOOKS PISSED!

(Astraea would quickly roll out of the ring, and get up into the face of Aurora…)

Flannery McCoy: WE HAVE A BRAWL ON OUR HANDS! ASTRAEA JORDAN AND AURORA MONROE ARE GOING AT IT, AND THE REFEREE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO, BUT LOOK! SOSA HENDERSON IS JOINING IN! SOSA AND AURORA ARE ATTACKING ASTRAEA- OH MY GOD! IT’S THE VISUAL PROPHET! THE VISUAL PROPHET RUNS DOWN TO RINGSIDE, AND AN ALL OUT BRAWL IS ON OUR HANDS! THE REFEREE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO, AS ALL FOUR OF THESE ELITISTS ARE BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER!

Stew-O: THE VISUAL PROPHET THROWS SOSA HENDERSON RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS! SOSA GOES OVER THOSE STEPS!

(The Referee would then reluctantly call for the bell!)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Jake Mercer: THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL, AND THIS MATCH ENDS IN A NO CONTEST, BUT I DON’T THINK ANYONE INVOLVED CARES! THIS BRAWL IS CONTINUING! BODIES ARE BEING THROWN AROUND!

Crowd: FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER!

Stew-O: SOSA JUST CONNECTED WITH THE CUTTER TO THE VISUAL PROPHET ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! AND LOOK! AURORA MONROE HAS ASTRAEA JORDAN UP…

Flannery McCoy: BUT D’ANGELO PULLS HER DOWN! AND NOW HE GRABS HER, AND GETS A HOLD OF VIZ, GETTING THEM UP AS HE SCURRIES AWAY! D’ANGELO IS PULLING ASTRAEA JORDAN AND THE VISUAL PROPHET TO THE BACK, AS SOSA AND AURORA RUN INTO THE RING, AND THEY STAND TALL!

(SOSA and Aurora would stand tall, posing as the Camera fades away.)

(Friday Night Dynasty goes over to show the backstage area where the curtain pushes open to show Dr. Angelo D’Angelo, The Visual Prophet, and Astraea Jordan entering through Gorilla. Viz and D’Angelo push past while Astraea follows close behind, but she stops in her tracks and turns around, looking towards the camera with a pissed off luck on her face.)

Astraea Jordan: Hey Aurora, listen to me REAL closely babygirl. This shit isn’t over, it actually just begun because now I’m pissed the hell off! I was putting on for people like you to even be accepted in this company years ago when you were riding the bench at your alma matter and wishing you could be me. I’m literally the moodboard and blueprint to your whole career whether you wanna admit it or not and what you’re not gonna do is disrespect me. This is the second week in a row you’ve tried to get cute and I let u live the first time, but now you gotta pay for it. Your little sneaky link/side piece/situationship partner or whatever SOSA is to you, should consider himself lucky, because you saved him from getting pinned for the 3 count but there ain’t a damn thing in this world that’s going to save YOU from it. That’s right Aurora, I’m officially challenging you to a match 1 on 1 me and you at Midsummer Massacre. Astraea Jordan vs Aurora Monroe!

(The crowd can be heard cheering at the announcement of this challenge of epic proportions, two larger than life looking stars with potential to be even bigger facing off in a match that has been a fantasy matchup for some time now. Astraea remains poised and focus with the words she’s saying as she continues on.)

Astraea Jordan: Between you disrespecting my manager and you having a habit of putting your hands on me? You really tried it, but it’s over for you. Now you gonna have to see me about it and if you’re even half of the woman you claim to be, you’ll accept my challenge. I know you usually aren’t motivated and don’t amount to shit when SOSA isn’t involved to carry your load and let you piggyback off of him, but put on your big girl pants for once and back all your shit up. You don’t have a choice honestly, you started this but I promise I’ll be the one to finish it.

(Astraea pushes the camera out of her face before storming off, the camera fading out from there.)

(Friday NIght Dynasty returns from commercial break to the backstage area of the SND Arena. There, Michael Belfort is seen standing by with a smile on his face and a microphone in his hand, beginning to speak towards the EAW Universe from there.)

Michael Belfort: As this night of festivities rolls on here in SND Arena for Dynasty, please do me the honor of welcoming my guest at this time, the leader of The New Era, Joso!


(The crowd responds vocally with a decent mix of boo’s and cheers as Joso wastes little time, walking into the camera view next to Michael Belfort, no swagger being left out of his attitude as he slides comfortably into frame with Michael Belfort, with Belfort greeting his guest with a warm smile.)

Micheal Belfort: I have to thank you again Joso for joining me tonight for this interview, and I’d have to assume you have some things to get off your chest after quite an eventful start to the new season here in EAW, from facing Andre Walker kicking off your season – to beating Jay Jerry Johnson last week, with all these new challenges and hurdles that you seemingly find yourself thrown into – how’re you feeling so far?

( As Joso listened to Micheal’s question, he chuckled under his breath for a moment before raising an eyebrow with a grin written on his face.)

Joso: Challenges and hurdles? Micheal, Micheal, Micheal – Is that what last week was? A challenge or a hurdle? See, not to me – not in the slightest. Last week was just business as usual for Joso, nothing else to it. I mean all I’ve been handed so far was exactly what I was given in Season 15, a match on the card to thrive and succeed in – and if you saw what happened last week against Jay? There doesn’t seem like much of a difference to me – In Fact, the only difference I could see in last week is that last week alongside wrestling; I was also tasked with giving Jay a little bit of an, ‘Orientation’, to Dynasty – The A Show, MY Show; and from the looks of it, I did a pretty damn good job at it! I showed him all he needed to see, that being that when you enter the ring with me? The Leader of The New Era? Ain’t much is gonna be sweet about it. It will always and forever be MY ring, and I know for a fact that Jumanji Jobber Johnson got the memo; and I doubt he’ll be the last Elitist who’ll need that reminder, and by all means – I can welcome a little bit of a teachable moment to anyone who is in need of one. So to consider that a challenge? Nah, bit of a chore? Maybe. Light work? Absolutely.

Michael Belfort: Truly some bold and confident statements you’re making, and I think everyone in the EAW Universe is really eager to know what exactly is next for Joso, could there possibly be a next step that you have for yourself moving forward to capitalize on your time here on Friday Night Dynasty?

( Joso cleared his throat, seemingly anticipating this question as his demeanor changes to a rather more serious tone, with the grin loosening off his face)

Joso: Well Michael, I’m actually glad you asked because there’s actually something that’s been on my mind this past week that I simply haven’t been able to stop thinking about; but first, I’ll answer your question… With a question! Michael, who am I?

Micheal Belfort: … Well, you’re Joso?


Joso: C’mon Michael! Let’s get into specifics here, shall we? Here let me help you, who is Joso?

 

Michael Belfort: Erm, well Joso is, ‘The Leader of The New Era.’?

( Joso chuckles to himself again, lending a hand over to pat Michael on the back, trying to ease him slightly in his confusion.)


Joso: Ya’ damn right, but next time say it with a little confidence, it’s a simple question no need to stress so much ‘bout it! But you’re right, I am Joso, The Leader of The New Era; and shouldn’t that hold a little bit of weight to it? Doesn’t that just feel…. Important? I mean I’m a leader, Michael! Surely that comes with some perks to it right, to separate me from the rest of the New Era here in EAW?

Micheal Belfort: Well, I’d assume so yes. :lupe:


Joso: Alright cool, I didn’t want it to be just me who felt that way, but now we’re reaching a little bit of a problem in my eyes- Because if what we’re thinking is right Michael, then how come it don’t feel that way? Because I look around, and I see that whilst I get matches against Johnson Jerry Jameson, we got people over here like Ruler scaling matches against Andre Walker for the Interwire Championship… ain’t that something? That was rhetorical by the way – More of a brain teaser for you to think about, because no matter how much I think about it I still can’t find a damn answer in sight! I mean let’s look at this for what it is, shall we? You have me, Joso, the WINNER of the New Era Classic Tournament – having his spot taken by Ruler, someone who got his ass knocked out of that same tournament before the Semifinals – AND had the nerve to come bitch to me about it? Some seriously defining shit for a career if you ask me, and yet with those stipulations applied he still manages to get his shot at Andre Walker’s title? Ain’t no sense to it. So now we’re here, in a backstage segment on Dynasty as Ruler gets his shot at Andre Walker for his Interwire Championship in the Main Event – The MAIN EVENT and I’m supposed to stand in line and not talk about it? That’s funny to me, truthfully; but it ain’t happening – Because when I’m given a microphone and some TV time I’m gonna do what I need to do with this, and what I need to do is expose the stupidity of our current circumstances! Let me remind you, week one of my time here in EAW I was going against that same man, Andre Walker, EAW’s resident double champion and the ‘Top Guy’ without a shadow of a doubt, and in that same match in the MAIN EVENT of Friday Night Dynasty; Andre Walker did not beat me, he ESCAPED me. See, Andre Walker didn’t deserve any kudo’s for getting a little bump on his record that night, because it shouldn’t have happened – and if you want my opinion? Compared to the level of performance I’m running at? I’m miles ahead of the Elitist that Andre Walker is; and on a stage like this, for the Interwire Championship? Tonight would’ve been my defining moment, where I could’ve made a statement to anyone and everyone who tunes into this product and claimed my first taste of championship gold against a man that people here consider unconquerable, undefeatable, unmasterable; But that spot that has my name written all over it in gold studded letters? Was swiped right from under me, my ‘Main Event Marquee’ moment – just like that! Gone in the wind and up in smoke. See, I’m not a guy who’s just gonna be walked all over, Micheal – when I know for a fact, for a CERTAINTY that tonight would’ve only had one headline, ‘Joso Defeats Andre Walker; Joso Becomes Champion!’ just to have some poser New Era underling of mine who only a week or so back came up to me making his public admittance into the world of jealousy? He should’ve handed me this opportunity the moment the match was even announced. Well I’m here to say, congratulations Andre Walker; you’ve escaped yet again, you’ve been dealt the best hand possible for the situation ahead and by the looks of it I see another plaque ready to hang up in your locker-room for a record that you don’t deserve to break in the first place, all because Ruler is going to falter yet again in his efforts to become something here, showcasing yet again to anyone who turned a blind eye that yes – When all the chips are down and when the moment is his – he still manages to provide an underwhelming performance. So there’s your big answer Micheal, my two cents about this whole situation, that whether you like it or not is as true as it gets-

???: You can cut the bullshit now, Joso – because that’s all it is, bullshit.

(A voice says as it cuts Joso off, Joso keeping his gaze forward as his face contorts into a face of blatant annoyance and anger as he closes his eyes, letting out a deep inhale and exhale, before turning to his left as the camera pans out to reveal the voice was none other than the man himself, Ruler)

Ruler: You know, i’ve listened and listened and listened to what you’ve been saying – and at first, I planned on leaving it be since I have bigger fish to fry at the moment; but clearly it’s well near time someone come to tell you how delusional everything you’re saying truly is – because Joso, the fact of the matter is no matter how you try to frame it, I will reiterate it to you that the fact of the matter is that it’s ME in the Main Event of Dynasty this week – not you; and you’d wonder why. I don’t know Joso, you tell me – is it because maybe not every moment needs to be yours, or maybe when it WAS your moment on the first Dynasty of Season 16, with the bright lights on in the big fight feel that comes with the Main Event of Dynasty against Andre Walker… you floundered. You succumb to the pressure; or simply succumb to your inferiority and flopped like a fish out of water, unable to get the job done. So my question is, why are you so worried about what I have going for me when you messed up something you had going for you? You had your chance to spoil Andre Walker’s momentum in what would’ve been the biggest upset of the year – And hell, you probably would’ve been in the spot I’m in, but if we’re looking at how things have panned out it seems to be quite obvious how that ended up, doesn’t it? So now, after Joso failed to stop Andre Walker what do you think EAW planned on doing – Never sending anyone else to fight against Andre Walker again? On the eve of his reign becoming the longest Interwire Championship reign of all time, it’s clear as day that EAW was going to send a challenger his way to present a possible upset and ruin that dream completely; and you thought that after seeing you come up short they planned on sending you out? The whole point of this position is to leave fans wondering what outcome can come out of this match, but we’ve already seen what happens when Joso and Andre Walker enter a ring, you end up getting speared nearly out of your gear – Game Over. So here I come, Andre Walker’s rightful challenger and trust me Joso, unlike you, I don’t plan on missing my shot with this opportunity and I actually look forward to replaying the moments back of you slandering my name just mere seconds ago to relive the moment where Joso was exposed for not only being a false Leader of the New Era – but also a hypocrite, someone who simply talks a little too much. So you keep going ahead and hanging that meaningless tournament above my head, because whilst you do that, I’ll be too busy becoming the Interwire Champion to be able to give you half the damn that you’re seeking.

( Ruler said, achieving a slight grin at the end of his statement as Joso scoffed, looking Ruler up and down as his anger was clearly growing)

Joso: Man you’re really getting on my nerves here – I mean who do you think you are, Ruler? I’ll tell you what you are, a poser. You’re a backup, and you’re a simple mistake at the end of the day. What gives you the right to talk to me like you’re some hot shit, huh? Let me remind you, that meaningless tournament? Was something that you was trying mighty hard to win before yo’ ass got knocked the fuck out, and all you’re spewing right now is filled with your insecurities and truly showing that you find the need to garner some respect from me. The difference between you talking about me between me talking about you is, I wouldn’t need to – or WANT to talk about you if it wasn’t for you currently holding a position I desire and DESERVE. But when you talk about me, there’s a underlying tone of you simply trying to knock me down a peg when in reality? I’m too many levels above you for you to even reach that peg. Face it Ruler, you don’t get the credibility to criticize me because I’ve done things you haven’t managed to do, simple as that – and if, no WHEN you fail utterly in a landslide loss against Andre? I’m going to be the one laughing my ass off seeing how ludicrous you really are.

Ruler: Hmph, Joso I think you’re forgetting that things change here in EAW mighty fast – One day something’s considered important, the next day it is thrown into the garbage never to be brought up again other than in small moments of reminiscing; See that’s the one thing you and the New Era Tournament have in common – both things that had some value on day, and the next? You’re wondering when exactly they ever had relevance in the first place. This opportunity though, is something that’ll never lose important- because it’s bigger than some tournament, it’s a certified placemarker to become a head at the table of this company, it’s something that can change careers – and will definitely change my career for the better- And it’s also something, that you aren’t good enough for. There’s a fast track to fame here, and you’re still stuck on the side of the road while I’m only so close from arriving at my destination.


Joso: So that’s what you think huh? Well that’s a mighty lot of talk – Why don’t we see if there’s any backbone to those claims right now eh’?

( Joso says, clearly ready for a brawl as he bawls his fist, getting right up in Ruler’s face as he’s ready to start swinging.)

Ruler: As much as a brawl might be important to you here, Joso; it’s simply not in my best interest when I have bigger things to attend to right now, but I’ll leave you to finish what you’ve got going here; I’ve got a Main Event match to finish preparing for, good luck in your best efforts to ever see one of those again.

(Ruler says with that same smirk written on his face as he slowly backpedals away from the situation as he leaves the scene, leaving Joso furious as he clearly was expecting a fight as the camera zooms in on him before slowly fading to black.)

(Friday Night Dynasty fades back into the SND Arena with the camera focusing on Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face and a microphone in her hand ready to announce the next match here tonight!)

Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for…

Crowd: ONE FALL!!!

(‘Drama’ by LightSkinKeisha is heard playing up with the crowd responding in a mix of cheers and boos primarily dominated by cheers. The camera focuses on Aurora Monroe rising out from the stage while smoke begins to billow out. SOSA Henderson is seen accompanying her as he hypes her up energetically. Aurora poses while SOSA does the same before the two of them begin to make their way down the ramp and towards the ring.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first… accompanied by SOSA Henderson… from New Orleans, Louisiana… weighing in at 160 pounds… ‘THE TEMPEST’… AURORA MONROE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stew-O: It’s safe to say that both Aurora and SOSA are very unhappy people after what happened on Friday Night Dynasty last week. They were sky high after beating the Unified TYag Team Champions the week prior, but at the same time, Tyrone Montgomery refused them a Championship match even after that. That led to them being restrained and led out of the arena… but not after some other shenanigans as well.

Flannery McCoy: Now all of this happening on Dynasty? With what happened in SOSA’s match against Astraea and a match against Astraea announced for Aurora, the two of them have a lot on their hands now and it’s safe to say if they want everything to go to plan they’re going to have to make sure that they’re the ones on top. At this point, the Unified Tag Team Championships will just have to wait, because they have a lot more to handle than just that.

Jake Mercer: My people should not be fighting like this. 😔

Stew-O & Flannery McCoy: :jrsaywut:

(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ by Van Halen is then heard following that with the camera going from the ring to the stage to show Dr. Bethany Blue coming out being followed by Sheridan Müller. Bethany spins around while pyro shoots out behind her and the two of them stare daggers at the ring, filled to the brim with determination seeing how important this match is. From there, the two of them begin to make their way to the ring.)

Stephie Love: And her opponent… accompanied by Sheridan Müller… from Miami, Florida… weighing in at 125 pounds… DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: E!!!!! O!!!!! E!!!!!

Stew-O: As for The Prescription, the two of them have had their hands full with the Unified Tag Team Champions The Off-Brand Amphetamines. As we saw earlier in the night the two teams got into an altercation once again, it didn’t spill into a brawl but even then, the animosity was still just as present. Who knows if they’re going to make themselves known here tonight, but they’ll be watching that’s for sure.

Flannery McCoy: What better way for Sheridan and Bethany to stick it to them than to have Bethany beat one-half of the team that beat them as well. The stakes are high and a massive statement could be made by The Prescription here tonight that they’re looking to seize. Let’s see what happens right here.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: Here we go, this very heated match is officially underway! Aurora Monroe has been chomping at the bit alongside SOSA Henderson to get her hands on The Prescription, and now tonight she gets the opportunity to face one-half of the team in the form of the E.O.E. Who knows whether or not SOSA and Sheridan at ringside will be a factor, but all I can say is that this’ll be a great match tonight! Bethany begins to make her way out of her corner, looking to take this at a slow pace alongside Aurora who mirrors her movements. The two of them slowly begin to meet at the center of the ring, and it appears the two of them are going to start this one off with a lockup! They both engage and now it’s Aurora and Bethany that begin to jockey for position! Bethany holds her ground, but Aurora immediately begins to inch her closer towards the ropes! Aurora has obviously got some immense strength right now and Bethany is having some trouble trying to restrain that and use some of her own! But in the end, it’s Aurora that manages to shove Bethany up against the ropes while the referee comes in and looks to force a rope break between the two of them. The separation is clean as Aurora holds her hands up and begins to step back-

Flannery McCoy: BUT BEFORE SHE CAN IT’S BETHANY THAT STEPS FORWARD AND CLOCKS HER WITH A FOREARM SMASH! Aurora is stunned for a moment before she takes a step back, and if she wasn’t unhappy before, well she sure is now. AURORA GOES FOR A LARIAT- Only for Bethany to duck under that and run towards the opposite pair of ropes… GOING FOR A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE- But Aurora manages to move out of the way of that causing Bethany to dip down to a knee! Bethany tries to get back up, ONLY FOR AURORA TO RUN FORWARD AND CONNECT WITH A BRUTAL KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS!

Jake Mercer: Bethany is dropped down to the mat, but is quickly beginning to get back up to her feet. Aurora sees that, while Bethany throws a punch towards her face- BUT AURORA DUCKS UNDER THAT BEFORE SCOOPING HER UP AND LAUNCHING HER INTO AN EXPLODER SUPLEX! Bethany takes a tumble to the ground once again, but instantly plays it smart by reaching out and grabbing onto the bottom rope to pull herself out of the ring and to ringside. Bethany knew the odds weren’t in her favor just then and saved herself before it could get worse, but Aurora is just taking it all in inside the ring, yelling at Bethany and bragging towards her while SOSA hypes her up and Sheridan makes her way over to help her partner out. Let me just say that there is absolutely no love loss between these two teams at this moment.

Stew-O: Isn’t that obvious though??? Bulletstorm had an opportunity snatched right under their noses and for the most part, I can’t really blame them for being unhappy about it either. Bethany is beginning to get back up to her feet while the referee starts a count, but she slides back into the ring before the count can begin. But before she can get up it’s Aurora that steps forward and begins to stomp down on her! She looks to keep her foot on her neck as she grabs Bethany and begins to tug her up to her feet, grabbing her by the head and pulling her towards the center of the ring, BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN WITH A SNAP SUPLEX! Aurora isn’t done beginning to get back up to her feet before running towards the ropes… BEFORE GOING FOR A CORKSCREW ELBOW TO THE CHEST OF BETHANY-

Flannery McCoy: BUT JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME BETHANY MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY! Aurora clutches her elbow in pain while Bethany snatches her head, SPIKING HER DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A SNAP DDT IN RETALIATION! Dr. Bethany Blue is back in this match and you know she’s going to do everything that she can to keep it in her favor and wear down Aurora. Bethany grabs Aurora by the head and begins to bring her up to her feet, but before she can do anything it’s Aurora that throws a punch at her face! That stuns Bethany momentarily while Aurora steps forward again and connects with a gut kick towards the abdomen! She’s not going to go down easily, turning around and running towards the ropes…

Jake Mercer: ONLY FOR BETHANY TO GRAB HER HEAD AND LAUNCH INTO THE AIR BEFORE PLANTING HER DOWN WITH A FLOAT OVER DDT! As quick as Aurora turns it around, Bethany shuts her down before she can even begin. Aurora begins to get back up, but what she doesn’t see is Bethany lying in wait, just waiting for the right opportunity so she can strike. Aurora is back up to her feet… LEAVING BETHANY THE CHANCE TO STEP FORWARD AND GO FOR THE ‘TJD’! SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF AURORA TO DROP HER!

Stew-O: BUT AURORA SWOOPS IN AND CLUTCHES THE LEG! Aurora stops her before she can connect, AND DROPS HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A DRAGON SCREW! Aurora then rolls backward and gets up to her feet, before scooping Bethany up… DROPPING HER WITH A QUICK AND EASY SPINEBUSTER TO HALT ANY SORT OF ATTACK FROM THE EMPRESS OF ELITE! Aurora knew the trouble she was in and quickly found a way out of it before it would come back to bite her. Aurora clutches Bethany by the head now and gets her back up to her feet, looking to lift her up off the ground into a Fireman’s Carry attempt-

Flannery McCoy: But before she can it’s Bethany that manages to catch her with some well-placed elbows to the side of her head in hopes of preventing whatever she had in mind right here! Aurora tries to keep her up but ultimately tries to calm the storm by bringing her back down to the canvas. Aurora attempts to throw a punch towards the face! But Bethany grabs the hand before shoving it away and connecting with a spin kick towards the abdomen! Aurora falls against the ropes, WHILE BETHANY RUNS FORWARD AND TRIES TO CLOTHESLINE HER OVER THE TOP ROPE- ONLY FOR AURORA TO DUCK UNDER AND SEND HER OVER THE TOP ROPE INSTEAD!

Jake Mercer: Bethany manages to clutch onto the top rope and heave herself up onto the apron, saving herself for the time being. But Aurora isn’t just going to let that be now, turning around and looking to clock her right across the face with a punch- But Bethany manages to duck under that, BEFORE GOING THROUGH THE ROPES AND CONNECTING WITH A SHOULDER THRUST TOWARDS THE ABDOMEN! Bethany then positions herself, BEFORE LEAPING OVER THE ROPES AND ATTEMPTING A SUNSET FLIP PIN!

Stew-O: BUT AURORA BRINGS HER KNEE OUT AND COUNTERS THE FLIP WITH A BACKBREAKER ACROSS HER KNEE! Bethany is left sprawled out on the canvas while Aurora swiftly grabs her by the head… BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ‘SOLAR FLARE”! THE MILITARY PRESS DROPS BETHANY DOWN TO THE GROUND WHILE AURORA DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG! GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS BE IT FOR ONE-HALF OF THE PRESCRIPTION RIGHT HERE???

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRR-

Flannery McCoy: BUT BETHANY MANAGES TO SHOOT THE SHOULDER UP! Bethany isn’t done just yet and Aurora knows that, but that doesn’t make her not angry at the same time. Bethany attempts to get back up, but it’s Aurora that rolls to her side and mounts on top of her before beginning to rain down quick lefts and rights down on her face! Bethany is left attempting to try and block this attack but especially after being hit with such a major Military Press Slam by Aurora her energy isn’t all there right now. Aurora then gets back up to her feet before grabbing Bethany by the arm and pulling her back up, sending her towards a corner with an Irish whip before running forward… CONNECTING WITH A SHOULDER THRUST TOWARDS THE ABDOMEN! Bethany grabs her abdomen in pain while slouching down to a seated position, meanwhile, Aurora steps back trying to get a running start… BEFORE GOING FOR A KNEE TO THE HEAD THIS TIME-

Jake Mercer: BUT BETHANY PULLS HERSELF OUT OF THE CORNER AND AVOIDS THE ATTACK! Aurora’s knee connects with the bottom turnbuckle and you know that wasn’t a pleasant impact either. She stumbles backward trying to collect herself, ONLY TO BE MET WITH BETHANY WHO MANAGES TO EXECUTE A DROP TOE HOLD TO PLANT HER FACE TO THE MAT! Bethany manages to get some offense in before beginning to heave herself back up to her feet, with Aurora following close behind. Bethany turns around and shifts her attention toward her opponent, BEFORE GRABBING HER BY THE HAIR AND SLAMMING HER BACK DOWN TO THE MAT IN HOPES OF GETTING SOME FORM OF BREATHING ROOM! Bethany then turns on her heels and sets herself up, BEFORE LEAPING UP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE DROP TO HER FACE-

Stew-O: BUT AURORA MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY! Bethany lands in a rough way, clutching at her knee while she staggers back up to her feet. She attempts to attack Aurora, BUT AURORA GOES UNDER AND ROLLS UP BETHANY FOR A PIN ATTEMPT!

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

Flannery McCoy: BETHANY KICKS OUT BEFORE THREE! Both of them get back up to their feet, BUT AURORA IS QUICKER AS SHE LEAPS UP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK TO HER CHEST TO DROP THE EMPRESS OF ELITE DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Aurora used that to get the advantage back in her favor and that surely worked. Aurora now grabs the arm of Bethany before sending her towards the ropes, RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE TO THE GUT WHICH TAKES THE AIR OUT OF HER LUNGS! Bethany is stunned momentarily while Aurora sends her towards the opposite side this time, CONNECTING WITH ONE MORE KNEE FOR GOOD MEASURE WHICH DROPS HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS THIS TIME! Aurora isn’t done as she turns around and runs the ropes… BEFORE GOING FOR A BASEBALL SLIDE TO KNOCK BETHANY OUT OF THE RING-

Jake Mercer: BUT IT DOESN’T CONNECT! Bethany manages to roll out of the ring before grabbing Aurora by the legs, AND PULLING HER OUT AS WELL! Aurora lands down on the outside ring mat with a hard thud, but quickly tries to get back up to her feet, only for Bethany to step forward and connect with a boot to the face which drops her back down! SOSA rounds the ring trying to check on her partner, but Bethany with a smirk on her face grabs a hold of her and rolls Aurora back into the ring while Sheridan stands by looking to defend her tag partner if SOSA decides to throw this match out the window!

Stew-O: That’s very well a possibility. You know the heat has been building between The Prescription and Bulletstorm for quite some time and each of them is looking to make a statement to have a case for their respective matches against The Off-Brand Amphetamines, whether that be sooner or later. Bethany jumps onto the apron and turns before beginning to then make her way up to the top turnbuckle. Aurora is slowly beginning to recover, and a part of me believes she doesn’t even know where she is right now. She turns around, ONLY FOR BETHANY TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND GO FOR A CROSSBODY WHICH TAKES HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS-

Flannery McCoy: BUT AURORA MANAGES TO CATCH HER IN HER ARMS! Aurora holds Bethany and begins to make her way toward the center of the ring… BEFORE LAUNCHING HER INTO A FLUID FALLAWAY SLAM! Aurora isn’t done either, turning around and grabbing her from behind, BEFORE LIFTING HER OFF THE GROUND AND CONNECTING WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX WHICH DROPS HER DOWN ONTO HER HEAD! Aurora keeps her arms wrapped around her waist as she brings her back up to her feet again, BEFORE LIFTING HER UP AND DROPPING HER DOWN ONTO HER HEAD WITH A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! Aurora isn’t done though, she’s looking to go for the trifecta now once again bringing Bethany up, BEFORE GOING FOR A THIRD GERMAN THIS TIME WITH A RELEASE!

Jake Mercer: BUT BETHANY FLIPS OVER THE HEAD OF AURORA AND LANDS BEHIND HER! HOW THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT?! Aurora turns around… ONLY TO BE MET WITH BETHANY WHO LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTS WITH ‘THE REMEDY’! THE CUTTER PLANTS AURORA DOWN TO THE MAT WHILE BETHANY SLUMPS HERSELF OVER HER BODY AND PINS HER SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT! COULD SHE STEAL THE VICTORY HERE ON DYNASTY TONIGHT???

OOONNNEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEE-

Stew-O: BUT JUST BARELY DOES AURORA MANAGE TO KICK OUT! The two of these women have been teeing off on one another, but only one of them can win and I can only wonder what’s it going to take to put the final nail in the coffin for either of them right here. Bethany begins to get back up while grabbing Aurora by the hair and doing the same, STEPPING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE TO THE ABDOMEN! Bethany from there sends her into the corner with an Irish whip before running forward… ONLY FOR AURORA TO BRING HER FOOT UP AND BOOT BETHANY IN THE FACE!

Flannery McCoy: Bethany is stunned for the moment while Aurora uses this time to climb up to the middle rope, LEAPING OFF AND GOING FOR A QUICK AXE HANDLE- BUT BETHANY MANAGES TO SIDE STEP BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A PUNCH TO THE ABDOMEN TO LEAVE HER REELING! Bethany then swoops in behind her, BEFORE GRABBING HER FROM BEHIND AND GOING FOR A DRAGON SUPLEX- But Aurora manages to clip her knee with her boot allowing her to slip out of the hold! Bethany approaches her, ONLY FOR AURORA TO GRAB HER BY THE THROAT AND GO FOR A CHOKESLAM-

Jake Mercer: But before she can go with it it’s Bethany that connects with a well-placed elbow to the side of her head which completely takes her off guard! Aurora stumbles back, WHILE BETHANY STEPS FORWARD AND ATTEMPTS A SPINNING HEEL KICK AIMED RIGHT FOR THE HEAD- But that doesn’t connect with Aurora managing to grab the leg just in time! It looks like Aurora is looking to counter, GRABBING THE OTHER LEG BEFORE BRINGING HER UP OFF THE GROUND AND DROPPING HER WITH A POWERBOMB! WHAT STRENGTH BEING SHOWN BY ‘THE TEMPEST’ RIGHT NOW!

Stew-O: That also means she’s back in this match, which isn’t a good thing for Bethany at the moment. Bethany slowly begins to rise up, before Aurora meets her with a punch to the face! Aurora attempts another one- But Bethany manages to block it before responding with one of her own! Now the two of them are absolutely going off on one another now, just going back and forth in an intense exchange of punches! Aurora! Bethany! Aurora! Bethany! Aurora! Bethany! Aurora! Bethany! Aurora! Aurora! Aurora!

Flannery McCoy: Aurora begins to get the upper hand and this flurry of punches begins to push him further and further towards the ropes! Bethany tries to defend herself but the strength of Aurora is too much right now as she continues to persevere through all of this and bring the fight towards one-half of the Unified Tag Team Championship contenders! Aurora then sends Bethany towards the ropes… BEFORE SPRINGING BACKWARD AND CONNECTING WITH A BACK ELBOW TOWARDS HER FACE-

Jake Mercer: But Bethany ducks under that before running the ropes and back… ONLY FOR AURORA TO TURN AROUND AND GRAB HER BY THE ARM BEFORE TAKING HER OUT WITH A HUGE ARM DRAG! Aurora keeps a hold of her arm, AND DROPS HER KNEE DOWN FOR GOOD MEASURE TO KEEP BETHANY DOWN ON THE MAT! Aurora takes a moment to breathe, circling around the ring while eyeing Bethany who begins to show some signs of life. AURORA THEN SWOOPS IN BEFORE GRABBING HER AROUND THE WAIST AND LAUNCHING HER WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!

Stew-O: BUT BETHANY DROPS HER WEIGHT! Bethany then grabs her, BEFORE LIFTING HER UP INTO THE AIR AND TAKING HER DOWN TO THE MAT! Bethany then grabs her by the head before bringing her up, GOING FOR ONE MORE DDT ATTEMPT- BUT AURORA MANAGES TO REVERSE THAT INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX WHICH COMPLETELY LEVELS BETHANY!

Flannery McCoy: Aurora knows what she has to do as she begins to make her way over to a corner. Aurora is up on the top rope, lying in wait while Bethany is laid out on the canvas. I think we know what she has in mind here, and she has the Empress of Elite primed and ready. Aurora balances herself on the top rope…

Jake Mercer: BEFORE LAUNCHING OFF AND GOING FOR ‘BOREALIS’! SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO A DOWNED DR. BETHANY BLUE ON THE CANVAS!

Stew-O: WAIT! WAIT! NO WAY! BETHANY WAS PLAYING POSSUM! SHE GETS BACK UP AND CONNECTS WITH THE ‘TJD’ SUPERKICK IN MID-AIR DROPPING AURORA DOWN TO THE MAT! BETHANY IS ONE STEP AHEAD AND MANAGES TO CONNECT JUST IN TIME! BETHANY ISN’T DONE THOUGH AS SHE TUGS AURORA BACK UP TO HER FEET AND BEGINS TO SET HER UP…

Flannery McCoy: CONNECTING WITH ‘WHIPLASH’! HAMMERLOCK GUILLOTINE DROP CONNECTS TAKING AURORA DOWN TO THE MAT WHILE BETHANY ROLLS HER OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN!

OOONNNEEE!!!

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(DING! DING! DING!)

(‘Somebody Get Me A Doctor’ begins to play up once again while an exasperated and tired Dr. Bethany Blue heaves herself up to a seated position. A smirk grows on her face while she dusts herself off and slowly gets herself back up to her feet. Sheridan Müller is seen entering the ring as well and walking over with a smile on her face helping Bethany up, before raising her hand in victory alongside the referee.)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner… DR. BETHANY BLUE!!!!!!!!!!!

Crowd: E!!!! O!!!! E!!!!

Stew-O: Wow, what a match that we’ve just got the chance to witness here. Two representatives of the top teams in the tag team division have just burned the roof off this place tonight and really laid it all on the line. You know that both of these women wanted a chance to prove themselves and validate a shot at the Unified Tag Team Championships and they walked into this match like their career depended on it, and in a way it did. But in the end ‘The Tempest’s’ efforts weren’t enough to combat Dr. Bethany Blue, and the Empress of Elite was the one that got her hand raised high in victory, accumulating a major victory for The Prescription amidst their match against The Off-Brand Amphetamines.

Flannery McCoy: And you have to wonder how Solomon and Kirk feel about this. Two weeks prior to this they lost to Bulletstorm, and I’m sure seeing Bethany beat one-half of them here tonight doesn’t make things all that better. This shows that they’ll be up for a challenge come their match and they know they have to be on their A-game. Nonetheless, congratulations to Bethany on her victory!

(SOSA Henderson is seen pulling Aurora Monroe out of the ring, and it’s apparent that Bulletstorm is pissed right now as the two of them begin to retreat up the ramp. Bethany and Sheridan watch them inside the ring with smirks on their faces before The Prescription continues to celebrate a well-earned victory. It’s the last shot seen before Friday Night Dynasty transitions to elsewhere.)

(A commercial is seen hyping up the newly announced Friday Night Dynasty Supershow.)

(Moments later, returning from commercial break, Dynasty would fade back to the ringside area, as the camera angle pans over to Stephie Love, who is standing in the center of the ring, holding an EAW-branded microphone…)

Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Stephie Love: And it is for the Interwire Championship – in which, if Andre Walker wins… he will BREAK Mister K’s record as the LONGEST REIGNING INTERWIRE CHAMPION!!!!!!!

(The crowd would let out an abundance of cheers, though soon after the lights slowly begin to dim down. The opening tune to ‘Prices’ by Lil Uzi Vert would chime in, as the lights slowly get darker and darker. Eventually on the titantron, as the lyrics “You is a lie – you not cut from this side” kick in, text reading ‘Ruler – The Monarch of Agony’ would display in a distorted font. Ruler would slowly amerge from the curtains, as he stands on the stage, a fire lit inside of him. He knows the implications of this match, and what victory would mean for him. However, he seems to be less nervous than most would be, still remaining stoic, still looking to rule EVERYTHING. He knows that if he comes out on top against Andre Walker, he prevents history from being made, and subsequently makes history himself – being the Elitist to end the reign of the Undisputed EAW World Heavyweight Interwire Champion. He would then begin to walk down the ramp, before entering the ring.)

Stephie Love: Introducing first… hailing from The Reserved in Boston, Massachusetts… weighing in at 220 pounds… RRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUULLLEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!!

(Ruler would transition into a seated position in the center of the ring, as ‘Prices’ would begin to fade out. Though, moments later, it’d be replaced as ‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer blares through the speaker system. It would be a few moments before the Champion made his way onto the stage though, eventually, the curtains would flap open, and Andre Walker enters – wearing the EAW World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, and the Interwire Championship slumped on his shoulder. He calmly gazes at the crowd, knowing tonight is the night he continues to make history, before he raises the Interwire Championship high into the air. Andre would once again lower it, before walking down the ramp, staring at his opponent, having been in this position a lot more than he has, more comfortable with the stakes at hand.)

Stephie Love: And his opponent… hailing from The Isle of Samoa… weighing in at 245 pounds… HE IS THE UNDISPUTED EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT INTERWIRE CHAMPION… ANDDDDDRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAAAAAAAAAALKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!!!

(Andre Walker would walk up the steel steps, before entering the ring. He removes both titles from his body, before raising them up high above his head. He looks down and to the left at his opponent, before lowering the titles. He hands them off to the referee, before walking back to his corner – an all too familiar expression painted across his face, he’s been here before. He knows he can win.)

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stew-O: And we are underway with the main event of the evening; Ruler vs Andre Walker for the Interwire Championship, and boy aren’t those stakes high? If Ruler succeeds here he is guaranteed to go places in this company had he not been guaranteed already, and if ANDRE wins? He completely shatters Mister K’s record that has existed for 14 years. Andre sets another longest reigning record, solidifying himself as everything he says to be! This Dynasty main event has extremely high stakes for both Elitists, and the winner will absolutely earn more than just a Championship victory!

Flannery McCoy: And both of these Elitists know that, as they begin to circle the ring! Andre with the visible height and weight advantage, Ruler will need to think of a way to gain the advantage early on seeing as that immediately balances in Andre’s favor! He has the bigger build, the bigger weight, there’s no way Ruler can overpower him! Andre and Ruler lock up, and Ruler immediately goes for a wrist lock! Andre grabs Ruler by the shoulder with his other hand, before slamming him directly into the mat, and placing his boot on top of his chest, making him feel a compressing-type of pain!

Jake Mercer: That is absolutely going to hurt Ruler, especially since that wrist lock has now been inverted to where Andre Walker is in control, almost using it as extra leverage for applying pressure onto Ruler’s chest! Ruler tries to push the boot off, but Andre’s strength completely overpowers Ruler’s! Ruler is completely struggling here, but is slowly able to figure out a way to slip Andre’s foot off, by scraping it across his chest! It leaves a grazing there, however, he’s able to escape and get immediately back on his feet!

Stew-O: Rolling up to his feet, Ruler now immediately looks to swing a kick at Andre’s head! Andre ducks it, before sweeping his other leg! Andre looks to transition directly into a kneebar, but Ruler starts to hop on one leg! He rolls forward, sending Andre to the ropes – yet Andre places his hands on the middle rope to brace! This is enough time for Ruler to fully recover though, as he immediately looks to go for a Dragon Sleeper! It almost connects, but Andre rolls backwards… ‘HUNGER ON HILLSIDE’ AS RULER RECOVERS BACK UP TO A STANDING BASE!

Flannery McCoy: BUT RULER TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CROSSFACE! HE HOOKS THE LEG OVER ANDRE’S ARM- No! Andre rolls away! Ruler almost had him in a submission right there, as these two are trying to outmaneuver the other! Ruler and Andre bounce back to their feet, however, Andre kicks Ruler straight in the chest which sends him crashing back into the turnbuckles! Andre looking to pick up the pace as he charges forward with a huge lariat! BUT RULER HAD HIM SCOUTED! He ducks underneath it, rolling away from the corner, and Andre whiplashes away from the turnbuckles!

Jake Mercer: Ruler kicks Andre in the gut, looking to hit the “Will of Nicholas” Evenflow DDT- but Andre slips out of it, and JUMPS FOR THE GUILLOTINE- but Ruler pushes him off immediately! Ruler throws another roundhouse, which Andre ducks, and he looks to follow it up with a SPINNING BACK HEEL KICK- but Andre once again ducks, avoiding the ‘Revolutionizer’!!! OH BUT LOOK HERE, ANDRE SPRINTS PAST RULER, BEFORE HE CAN EVEN LOOK BACK AT ANDRE’S DIRECTION WHICH CATCHES HIM OFF GUARD! HE HITS THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH THE ‘KAISER’S TOUCH’ SUPERMAN PUNCH!! NO!! RULER DUCKS! CRUCIFIX HOLD COMMENCES!

OOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Stew-O: ANDRE KICKS OUT ALMOST INSTANTLY! This has been very back and forth so far, but perhaps that theme is going to come to an end, as Ruler pops up to his feet before Andre, before kicking him straight in the chest with an upward toe punt! Andre holds onto his chest, as Ruler now hits the ropes himself, LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A PENALTY KICK TO ANDRE’S BACK- DENIED! ANDRE POPS UP, BEFORE PLACING RULER IN A REAR-NAKED CHOKE!! SLEEPER SUPLEX! THE SLEEPER SUPLEX CONNECTS SPIKING RULER DIRECTLY ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD! THAT WAS BRUTAL!

Flannery McCoy: That seemingly put a stop to Ruler here, as Andre put a ton of power into that maneuver. Usually it’s all in the technique, but Andre deliberately delivered that move with his power rather than the technique in order to spike Ruler on the top of his head, and boy did that tactic work. Ruler is seemingly out cold, and is now being left for Andre to cherry pick! Andre walks back over to Ruler, grabbing him by the tights, before pulling him back up to his feet using raw strength! He grabs him by the waist before connecting with the Deadlift German Suplex!

Jake Mercer: He completely drills Ruler into the ground, making him crumple under his own weight, using a move popularized by the great Goku Naruto –

Flannery McCoy: That… is your most obvious one yet…

Jake Mercer: – who was the MASTER of the German Suplex! Trust me on this. Andre Walker is putting these suplexes to good use, and he’s seemingly going for a third one! This time from the front, as he grabs Ruler by the hair, before lifting him up to his feet! He grabs him by the waist, before sprinting forward and slamming his back into the turnbuckles! He rebounds back… AND CONNECTS WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! RULER CONNECTS HARD WITH THE MAT, AS ANDRE COVERS!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Jake Mercer: But the shoulder is quickly lifted up! Andre is gonna need to do a little bit more than that if he wants to put Ruler away, though Andre’s in-ring smarts somewhat know this. Perhaps he’s just toying with Ruler, or weighing him down, forcing him to kick out in order to drain a little more energy while gaining back some of his. It takes a lot of effort to kick out when a man that size, and that weight is covering you!

Stew-O: That is absolutely true, and that is more than likely what Andre is looking to do here. He pops back up to a standing position, before moving back over to Ruler in order to do some more damage! He grabs him by the tights, before throwing him back over to the turnbuckles! Ruler is absolutely seeing stars right now, probably with a headache alongside a sickly feeling, among countless other pain! That’s something rarely ever considered in wrestling; the fact that it is so easy to gain pains such as that, which will definitely throw people off guard!

Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker is more than likely going to make it worse too, as he grabs Ruler by the shoulder before connecting with a huge uppercut straight to the stomach! A strong body punch to the stomach! Andre Walker follows up with a second one to Ruler, who immediately drops down to his knees! Andre Walker now transitions to shoot kicks straight to the stomach, making it an even WORSE pain right now! Andre is doing quite a lot of damage, as Ruler is now laying down face-first into the mat!

Jake Mercer: Andre Walker grabs Ruler by the waist, before once again dragging him away from the corner! He pulls Ruler up to his feet, before twisting him around! He grabs him over the shoulder, before lifting him up into the air… AND SLAMMING HIM DOWN INTO THE MAT WITH A HUGE URANAGE SIDESLAM! RULER GOT SLAMMED STRAIGHT DOWN ONTO HIS BACK, AS ANDRE HOOKS THE LEG!

OOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Jake Mercer: Ruler kicks out again! He’s able to pop the shoulder up in time, before immediately holding onto his neck! He seems to be in pain right here, which is not all that surprising! Ruler was dropped badly on his upper shoulders, absolutely causing some whiplash damage to his neck! Andre Walker isn’t going to let him rest for too long though, as he immediately gets back to his feet and grabs him by his waist! Andre pops up to his feet… BEFORE HE SEARCHES FOR THAT POWERBOMB! HE LIFTS RULER UP- BUT IS MET WITH A PUNCH TO THE HEAD! ANDRE IS STRUGGLING EVER SO SLIGHTLY HERE… HURRICANRANA! ANDRE IS TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND, AS RULER POPS RIGHT BACK UP!

Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER BEGINS TO RECOVER TO HIS FEET, BUT RULER RECOVERS WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE CHEST! ANDRE HITS THE MAT, BUT QUICKLY RECOVERS… BUT RULER HITS A SECOND! ANDRE IS TAKEN DOWN TO THE MAT YET AGAIN, AND BEGINS TO CRAWL OVER TO THE CORNER TO RECOVER! RULER CHARGES FORWARD, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A RUNNING UPPERCUT TO THE JAW! ANDRE’S HEAD JOLTS BACKWARD, BEFORE RULER CONNECTS WITH A SNAPMARE… DROPKICK TO THE HEAD! A LEAPING DROPKICK RIGHT TO ANDRE’S HEAD, AND NOW HE SLIPS INTO THE COVER!!!

OOOOONNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Stew-O: KICK OUT FROM ANDRE! This Interwire Championship match is going to continue!!!

(Ruler rolls away from Andre Walker, holding onto his neck. Ruler was wore down pretty early on, but now he has control of the match.)

Stew-O: Ruler grabs Andre by the hair, before lifting him up to his feet! He grabs him by the head, before dragging him to the center of the ring… ‘WILL OF NICHOLAS’!!! THE EVENFLOW PLANTS ANDRE INTO THE MAT ONCE MORE, THIS TIME CONNECTING UNLIKE LAST!! RULER COVERS!

OOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Stew-O: ANDRE KICKS OUT ONCE AGAIN! It’s gonna take a lot to take out the Undisputed Interwire World Heavyweight Champion, if The Visual Prophet couldn’t do it, Ruler is gonna have to go to extremities in order to pick up this W!

Flannery McCoy: And I think he knows this, as he rolls away from Andre brushing his hair out of his face, with a look of frustration on his face as he winces in pain! Ruler knows what it takes in order to defeat Andre Walker, and with stakes as high as this, he NEEDS to pick up that victory! He NEEDS to win in a match like this! Beating the World Champion, the man who won King of Elite, the man who beat Visual Prophet in the main event of Pain For Pride – to become Interwire Champion!

Jake Mercer: That is one tough task, but it’s a necessary evil. It’s a necessary difficulty. It’s necessary in order to come out on top, as a victory like this immediately propels you directly to the top! Ruler NEEDS this victory, this reminds me of all those infamous main events in the Tokyo Dome, with stakes just as high as this! That makes this match an even bigger deal since this isn’t in the Tokyo Dome, this isn’t on that stage! This is getting intense alright, and I love it!

Stew-O: Ruler is definitely here to win though, not to lose. He places his foot underneath Andre Walker’s chin, before using it to bring him back up to his feet – this seems kind of mocking, however, it is relatively obvious what this is setting up! He kicks Andre back, before spinning… ‘REVOLUTIONIZER’!!! IT CONNECTS, AND ANDRE FALLS DOWN TO THE MAT! HE SLUMPS OVER, COMPLETELY UNCONSCIOUS! THAT COULD BE IT, WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! RULER IS THE NEW INTERWIRE CHAMPION RIGHT HERE AHEAD OF MIDSUMMER MASSACRE! HE FOLDS ANDRE WALKER OVER, AND ENTERS THE COVER! THIS IS IT!

OOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Flannery McCoy: ANDRE WALKER POPS THE SHOULDER UP! THE KING OF ELITE, THE UNDISPUTED INTERWIRE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION POPS THE SHOULDER UP! IT’S GOING TO TAKE A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN THAT IF IT MEANS TAKING HIM OUT, HE’S SHOWN THIS IN THE PAST! RULER CAME CLOSE, BUT ULTIMATELY, ANDRE WALKER WAS ABLE TO THROW HIS SHOULDER UP OFF THE GROUND! RULER IS IN A STATE OF DISBELIEF RIGHT HERE, HE THOUGHT HE HAD THE CHAMPIONSHIP IN THE BAG! HE THOUGHT HE WAS THE WINNER! ANDRE WALKER IS ABLE TO CONTINUE THOUGH, THE HEART OF A LION!

Stew-O: Ruler is in disbelief right now! He is shocked that Andre is able to escape, he’s shocked that Andre is still the Champion. Ruler has convinced himself that this match is his to win, and perhaps it is; but he needs to climb a mountain in order to pick up that prestigious EAW Interwire Championship! There’s no shortcuts nor any easy way to get there, and he’s learning that he has to fight harder than expected if he wants to come out on top! Ruler pushes himself up off the mat, as he continues the fight against Andre!

Jake Mercer: Ruler grabs Andre Walker and lifts him up off the ground, before resting him up against the ropes! He starts to wear Andre down with chops to the chest, making it way more difficult to breathe than it was before! Andre holds onto his chest, but Ruler lifts him back up and grabs him by the wrist! He irish whips Andre into the ropes, before connecting with a huge enzuigiri as he rebounds! Andre crashes and burns to the mat, before rolling to the outside underneath the bottom rope! Ruler notices this, as he charges to the corner… TRIANGLE MOONSAULT!

Flannery McCoy: RULER HOPS OVER THE TOP ROPE, LANDING ON THE TURNBUCKLES, BEFORE MOONSAULTING ONTO HIS OPPONENT WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! ANDRE MUST BE SEEING STARS AS THE FULL WEIGHT OF A HUMAN BODY CRASHES DOWN ONTO HIS SHOULDER! RULER IS ABLE TO GRAB HIM, TO PICK HIM BACK UP, BEFORE THROWING HIM UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE BACK INTO THE RING! THIS FAST PACED, HIGH RISK ACTION IS GOING TO CONTINUE AS – RATHER THAN ENTERING THE RING REGULARLY – IT’S CLEAR THAT RULER HAS MORE IN MIND! HE HEADS TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE, LOOKING DOWN AT HIS OPPONENT!

Stew-O: RULER COULD BE SETTING UP FOR A BIG MOVE HERE THAT COULD CHANGE THE FATE OF HISTORY! HE STANDS UP TALL, AT THE PEAK OF THE RING, LOOKING DOWN ON THE KAISER! THE CHAMP! ANDRE STRUGGLES TO HIS FEET, DAZED, AND RULER LOOKS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE AS HE LEAPS OFF THE TURNBUCKLES, LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH THE ‘WHISPER OF CATCH’ DIVING METEORA!!! THE DOUBLE KNEES TO ANDRE’S HEAD-

Jake Mercer: ‘KAISER’S TOUCH’!!! THE SUPERMAN PUNCH COUNTERS IN MID-AIR, CRASHING RULER DOWN TO THE MAT! ANDRE WALKER JUST PICKED UP THE W HERE, AS HE SLIDES INTO A COVER!

OOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Jake Mercer: BUT A KICK OUT FROM THE MONARCH OF AGONY! THE KAISER’S TOUCH RETURNED THE MATCHUP TO THE CHAMP’S FAVOR, HOWEVER, THAT SUPERMAN PUNCH STILL WASN’T ENOUGH TO KEEP HIM DOWN! RULER’S RESILIENCE IS BEING PUT TO GOOD USE HERE TONIGHT, BUT YOU GOTTA WONDER HOW LONG IT CAN TRULY GO FOR? HOW LONG CAN HE HANG WITH THE SELF-PROCLAIMED GREATEST ELITIST TO EVER DO IT? THE MAN WHOSE ACCOLADES AND PREVIOUS VICTORIES SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES? ANDRE IS FORMING HIMSELF INTO A TITAN OF THE INDUSTRY RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR VERY EYES, AND THERE’S NO QUESTION THAT IN CONTROL OF A MATCH LIKE THIS, HE CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS!

Stew-O: Absolutely, Jake; Andre Walker is arguably the biggest name we have, and he’s sure showing that week in week out. He has a combination of the brains and the brawn, and there’s no doubting that Ruler is at a disadvtantage in that regard – which is no diss on him. That’s nothing negative being said about Ruler, that is just showing how big the task ahead of him truly is. If he’s able to conquer that? The world is practically in the palm of his hands, anything he aims to achieve ripe for the picking. He could very well go on to pick up accolade, after accolade following this match!

Flannery McCoy: That’s just the beauty of this sport right there, watching an Elitist rise to the occasion and perhaps break down boundaries, shattering ceilings, making a name for themselves against somebody akin to that of Andre Walker! Andre Walker had his test with Mr. DEDEDE over a year ago, perhaps Ruler can turn this into his very own if he’s able to win here tonight! With one of the most important Interwire Championship matches in recent memory, aside from Pain For Pride itself, on the line here tonight – these two Elitists are giving it their all for that historic belt!

Jake Mercer: Both Ruler and Andre Walker begin to pull themselves up to their feet right here, their foreheads clashing against one another, tensions at an all time high! The two have left so much on the battlefield here tonight, as they now begin to trade rights and lefts! Andre throws a huge punch to the head that completely rattles Ruler like a child’s toy, however, he doesn’t stay back for long as he returns the favor with his own strike, landing a forearm right to Andre’s jaw!

Stew-O: Andre is stunned once again, that forearm jolting his head backward, almost definitely forcing him to see stars! Punches and forearms definitely do not feel good, and it’ll absolutely leave bruises there tomorrow, if not more! Andre Walker is done playing around thou gh, as he grabs Ruler by the hair… CONNECTING WITH A HEADBUTT! Ruler is staggered, as Andre connects… WITH ANOTHER HEADBUTT! These headbutts are wearing down on Ruler, as his legs are starting to buckle! Andre is making sure that it’s a difficult road ahead for Ruler, as he’s already targeted the stomach, and now the head!

Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker stops the flurry of headbutts that completely damaged Ruler, as he takes a few steps back! He’s now waiting for Ruler to start his recovery process, as it’s evident that Ruler can barely stand on his own two feet! Andre wants him to stand up though, so he can deliver what seems to be a big boot directly to the skull! He has Ruler lined up… BAM- NO!

Stew-O: THE REFEREE GOES DOWN INSTEAD AS RULER DUCKS! THE REFEREE CRASHES AND BURNS TO THE MAT, IN VISIBLE PAIN, WE’VE LOST OUR OFFICIAL! THERE’S NO ONE TO OFFICIATE THE MATCH!

Jake Mercer: THIS IS TURNING INTO AN ALL-OUT WAR RIGHT NOW, AS RULER WASTES NO TIME GOING AFTER ANDRE! HE RAINS DOWN PUNCHES INTO THE HEAD, FORCING HIM TO STUMBLE BACK INTO THE CORNER, WHERE USUALLY THOSE PUNCHES WOULD BE ILLEGAL! RIGHT NOW THOUGH IT DOES NOT MATTER IN THE SLIGHTEST! HE’S RAINING DOWN THOSE PUNCHES, USING THE ENVIRONMENT TO HIS ADVANTAGE, AS ANDRE STARTS TO SLUMP DOWN IN THE CORNER! HE’S BRUTALLY BEATING HIS OPPONENT, AS HE MAKES STRIDES CLOSER TOWARDS WHAT COULD BE HIS FIRST EVER CHAMPIONSHIP IN EAW! HE’S NOT THERE YET, BUT ONE BIG MOVE COULD DO SO!

Stew-O: RULER NOW TRANSITIONS TO MUDHOLE STOMPS, MAKING SURE ANDRE WALKER FEELS THIS IN THE MORNING, STOMPING DOWN ON HIS CHEST WHILE THE REFEREE IS DOWN! ALL MOMENTUM IS IN RULER’S FAVOR, AS ANDRE CAN DO NOTHING BUT TAKE THESE STOMPS TO THE CHEST! RULER IS RAINING DOWN HECK ON HIS OPPONENT!

(However, the crowd attention transitions elsewhere…)

Stew-O: WAIT, WHAT’S GOING ON! WHAT THE! WHY IS JOSO HERE! JOSO IS SPRINTING DOWN TO THE RING, OVER TOWARDS THE ROPES WHERE ANDRE AND RULER ARE HELD UP! THIS ISN’T HIS MATCH TO FIGHT, WHAT’S GOING ON??? JOSO HOPS ONTO THE APRON, AND GRABS RULER BY THE NECK, CHOKING HIM OUT WITH A REAR NAKED!

Flannery McCoy: RULER LOOKS SHOCKED AND CONFUSED, AS A THIRD PARTY HAS ENTER, PLACING HIM IN A SUBMISSION HOLD! HE’S BEING SABOTAGED RIGHT NOW, AS HIS OFFENSE AGAINST ANDRE HAS BEEN COMPLETELY CUT OFF! JOSO HAS RULER RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM, AND IT LOOKS LIKE RULER’S FADING! ANDRE’S BEGINNING TO RECOVER RIGHT NOW, BUT JOSO BARELY NOTICES!

Jake Mercer: ANDRE WALKER SEES WHAT’S GOING ON, AND DECIDES TO CAPITALIZE! HE SPRINTS AND HITS THE ROPES, BEFORE LANDING ANOTHER ‘KAISER’S TOUCH’!!!

Stew-O:… BUT RULER DUCKS, AND IT CONNECTS ON JOSO! IT BACKFIRED, AND JOSO CRUMBLES TO THE MAT, HITTING THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING WITH A CHILLING THUD! RULER IS HOLDING ONTO HIS THROAT, AS HE’S STRUGGLING TO BREATHE, MEANWHILE ANDRE IS LOOKING OUTSIDE OF THE RING IN UTTER CONFUSION! JOSO WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OUT HERE IN THE SLIGHTEST, YET HE SHOWED UP AND ATTEMPTED TO SABOTAGE THIS MATCHUP! THE PLAN BACKFIRED THOUGH, AS JOSO IS THE ONE LAYING DOWN UNCONSCIOUS, LEAVING ANDRE WALKER CONFUSED! HE BARELY KNOWS WHAT JUST HAPPENED IN THIS TITLE DEFENSE, AS HE TURNS AROUND TO A NOW STANDING RULER!

Flannery McCoy: WHO NOW LOOKS TO CAPITALIZE ON THE SITUATION HIMSELF, HE COULD STEAL ONE OUT OF ANDRE’S MOMENTARY DISTRACTION! THAT ATTACK BY JOSO COMPLETELY BACKFIRED, AND IT ONCE AGAIN GIVES RULER THE ADVANTAGE! HE HAS ANDRE IN THE INVERTED STO POSITION LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH ‘BLOODRAYNE MAKER’ WHICH COULD BE THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE!

Stew-O: BUT ANDRE IS ONE STEP AHEAD! HE SLIPS OUT OF THE HOLD, GOING BEHIND RULER, BEFORE THROWING HIM INTO THE ROPES! RULER REBOUNDS BEFORE MAKING HIS WAY TO ANDRE… ‘HUNGER ON HILLSIDE’!!! THE SPEAR CONNECTS, AND RULER IS DOWN! ANDRE COVERS!

(The slowly recovering referee crawls over towards the two Elitists…)

OOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

TTTTWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Stephie Love: Here is your winner… AAAAAANDDDD STIIIIIIIIILLL INTERWIRE CHAMPION…. ANDREEEEEEE WAAAAALKEEEEER!!!

(‘Leaving Caladan’ by Hans Zimmer hits the speakers, as Andre Walker rolls away from the cover. He immediately holds onto his head due to that final encounter, having been hit with numerous punches and stomps that ultimately left him stunned. However, despite all of that, he was still able to recover. Ruler was mere seconds away from hitting his finishing move, yet Andre shoved him away and connected with the spear that won him the championship in the first place, soundly solidifying himself as the victor of this encounter. Andre would push himself up off the mat, holding onto the areas of his body that feel the most pain, before a secondary official enters the ring – having came down from the ramp alongside another to check on the downed referee in the ring. He’s handed both of his Championships, before he stands in the center of the ring. Wincing in pain, Andre lifts up both titles high into the air, displaying who runs the Dynasty brand, two Championships in hand – a feat not many in the history of this company has been able to say for themselves. He does so having beat Mister K’s record.)

Stew-O: Andre Walker; longest reigning New Breed Champion. King of Elite 2022 winner. Defeated The Visual Prophet in the main event of Pain For Pride. EAW World Heavyweight Champion, and now, soon to be longest reigning Interwire Champion! A list of accolades so many couldn’t dream of, nevertheless fathom, and he has accomplished so in TWO YEARS. He has beat name, after name, and he is setting up a legacy that cannot be denied! Andre Walker has been untouchable, and tonight solidified it! That man exists to make, and break historic records in EAW!

Flannery McCoy: But let’s not ignore the effort his opponent put in tonight. He gave it his all, even fighting through a Joso interruption that eventually backfired due to one sidestep from Ruler, however, it was never meant to be! The Champion was one step ahead at every turn, and even though Ruler put in a fantastic performance, that man Andre Walker STILL made history. I’m starting to think there’s nothing he can’t do! I wouldn’t be surprised if this man was dead set on becoming Elitist of the year, because he has done nothing but make history!

Jake Mercer: That’s entirely right here, Flannery, because there is quite literally accolades that go hand-in-hand with other accolades. They don’t just say “former champion” with Andre, they say longest reigning, UNBEATABLE New Breed Champion, and tonight he’s set in stone that he could do the EXACT SAME THING with the Interwire Championship! After one hell of a contest, this man Andre Walker has done nothing but make HISTORY. He went from fighting to win the New Breed Championship through his own failures, to being a man who can only be described as history. He beat The Visual Prophet, he beat Impact all within a week of each other, and just a few weeks later he does THIS. No matter what happens next… this man is a STAR. We are WITNESSING HISTORY.

(As Andre Walker raises up his two championships, he would exit the ring, walking past a shocked, and ultimately damaged Joso, who is leaning against the barricade conflicted. Meanwhile, the camera pans over to the ring, where Ruler is sat against the bottom turnbuckle, holding his stomach due to the spear, staring at both Andre and Joso with disdain and a burning hatred in his eyes, roasting like a fire. The camera then pans back towards Andre who is on the stage, walking backwards. He raises up his two championships, as the camera fades to darkness.)

(EAW logo buzzes.)

Written by John Helms

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