Matthew Graham
(EAW intro plays.)
(As always a recap of last week’s episode of Friday Night Dynasty is shown: It starts with a Championship celebration by Xander Payne, commending his Pain For Pride performance against Impact where he retained his World Heavyweight Championship. It’s interrupted by SOSA Henderson who lays out the challenge for Operation: Doomsday, which Xander ultimately denies and leaves him in the dust. It then goes to the first match of the night where Sophia Phobia gets the first win in her EAW career against Anthony Valencia. Both Sierra and Ximena cut a promo putting the Dynasty locker room on notice, making sure they both get what they want when they want it. Meanwhile Anthony Valencia takes note of this, offering Johnny Andrews a chance to join forces with one another, which Johnny accepts. Jonny Airhart makes quick work of Magnus Henshaw, tapping him out with a brutal side headlock. Harlow Reichert and Xavier Williams celebrate their Unified Tag Team Championship victory, challenging whoever to come out and fight them at Operation: Doomsday, that team being Lisa Wren and Kensi. Both of them get on the same page before ultimately the match is made official for the title. Ximena Valesquez is in action this time around as she brutalizes Joey Farrugia and makes quick work of him. Bronson Daniels cuts a promo in the ring about his Interwire Championship match at Pain For Pride, with sheer confidence after retaining. It’s not long after that Jonny Airhart comes out to confront Bronson, both of them talking back and forth where Bronson ultimately gives him the cold shoulder and leaves him hanging before Jonny nearly knocks the hell out of him. Kensi and Lisa Wren then move on to get a big win over Envy Ellis and Johnny Andrews in tag team action. Andrea Valentine comes out and talks about her Season 15 and how she’s being welcomed back to Friday Night Dynasty, before she’s interrupted by The Visual Prophet. Both of them trade words with one another before a match between the two of them is confirmed for Operation: Doomsday in a rematch from last year’s Territorial Invasion. Bronson Daniels and Darcy May Morgan both have a hard hitting match which is interrupted by Jonny Airhart who costs Bronson the match allowing Darcy to win. Jack Ripley cuts a promo about his return to Friday Night Dynasty and how he’s on the comeback, before he’s interrupted by both Darcy May Morgan and Andre Walker. All of them trade shots at one another before it leads to Jack’s match against Andre, where Darcy interferes and makes it a no contest. It then leads to our main event where The Visual Prophet and SOSA Henderson fight to a no contest as well, both of them going through the barricade and being counted out which is the last shot before the recap ends from there)
(It then goes to the arena as the camera transitions over to the stage where red pyro is seen bursting out in a beautiful pattern. The crowd is absolutely hyped up, screaming their lungs out and showing their support tonight as the camera pans over to show all of them. It’s not long after that the camera then goes over to the commentary booth where Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer are seen. They’re all smiling as Stew begins to speak after a while)
Stew-O: We are live coming from Minute Maid Park in Houston, Texas… welcoming you to FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!!!
Flannery McCoy: We have a big card set for you tonight along with the World Heavyweight Champion, Xander Payne back in action tonight against Jack Ripley! And let’s not forget a big match in store for us tonight as Darcy May Morgan goes up against The Visual Prophet, along with none other than Andrea Valentine popping up on commentary watching the match as well!
Jake Mercer: You know the vibes! Another day, another time to hate Bronson Daniels and Xander Payne! It sucks to know that two of the worst Champions in this company are on this brand, but it is what it is. Let’s get onto brighter things though and get this show on the road!
(“Faneto” by Chief Keef begins to play to a mixed reaction, the crowd exploding for SOSA Henderson as he makes his way out from the back! The former EAW World Champion takes a moment to stand on the entrance stage and look around the arena before heading down the ramp, a smirk on his face as he makes his way to the ring!)
Stew-O: Last week, SOSA Henderson battled The Visual Prophet to a wild no contest, as both men were left unable to beat the referee’s ten count and they were both counted out!
Flannery McCoy: It was a wild way to start off the season, but with guys like that who are known to leave it all out on the table for everyone to see, it could be said that it should’ve been anticipated! Fortunately for us, it means we’re sure to see it down the road again and there’s plenty of time for that to happen!
Jake Mercer: Impact wouldn’t have let that happen 🙄
Flannery McCoy: Just say you miss Impact and go.
Stew-O: :mjlol:!!!
(SOSA eventually makes his way into the ring with a microphone retrieved from ringside, and it’s at the middle of the canvas he takes his spot. His entrance music fades out, and he pushes the shades from his face as he takes a moment to let his presence settle in on the crowd.)
SOSA Henderson: Now, you all know why I gotta be out here right now. I mean, it’s obvious, right? The shit that happened last week isn’t gonna settle well with me at all, no. I came out here, called my shot, made the challenge to Xander Payne’s overweight ass… and the wannabe face of this brand had the fucking audacity to walk out on ME? Had the audacity to turn ME down from being the one to end his shitty reign? He really thought he could be the one to pass judgement on who he thinks deserves a shot at him or not. So much for being the World Heavyweight God, or whatever lame shit he wants to run around here calling himself, because all I saw when he ran his ass out of this ring after he wanted to deny me my shot, was just some man who’s scared of what all I can bring inside this ring.
(The crowd in attendance boos as SOSA recalls Xander completely writing him off and it’s clear that they share the same hatred for Xander that SOSA does. SOSA understandably wants to get his hands on Xander after their confrontation the other week, and no one can dismiss how if Xander wants to dismiss SOSA so easily, he should be the one to back his words up as well.)
SOSA Henderson: I don’t need any of y’all being in agreement with me to make it any more true than it already is: It should be me as the one stepping into that ring at Operation: Doomsday and me as the one claiming the top spot. And damn, it couldn’t be anymore obvious to me that I’m the one that has to be the one to do it. A World Heavyweight Champion who’s too much of a bitch to step up when he’s getting challenged and actually jump at the chance to face off against the biggest threat to his spot at the top, just means that I’m about to be at his neck more than ever because I know I earned that shot. I’m sure to go down as one of the best EAW World Champions of all time after what I accomplished, I wiped the fucking mat with Chris Elite at Pain for Pride and Xander knows damn well that that’s what would be in store for him at Operation: Doomsday with that World Heavyweight Title on the line. He knows he’d end up just like Rex did when I ripped the EAW World Championship from him last season on Voltage, only now I’d be crushing someone else’s Pain for Pride high after they won in a World Title match a whole hell of a lot sooner – and it was bound to happen eventually. Me winning my second World Championship is inevitable and that look in Xander’s eyes said he knew it too, so why waste anymore time?! Why keep drawing it out?!
(SOSA paces in the ring as he looks out into the crowd, but he slowly comes to a stop and slowly looks to the entrance area, obviously expecting something but there’s nothing happening. SOSA sighs, seemingly only growing more impatient before he turns completely to face the stage to give it a few more seconds.)
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think Xander’s coming out :lupe:
Stew-O: Let’s just give him a moment, maybe he’s taking his time :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Can someone in the back tell him to get the hell out of catering? Damn.
(SOSA finally relents and gives in to speaking again after not getting an immediate answer, but certainly sounding a bit more annoyed.)
SOSA Henderson: Is the World Champ suddenly deaf, too?! You’re on my time, Xander, and that should’ve been your obvious cue to bring your ass out here so you can ACCEPT my challenge! Let’s be real, you really don’t have a choice at this point because if you go into the first FPV of the season leaving me unanswered, how’s that gonna look when the World Heavyweight Champion isn’t even booked? It’d really say a whole fucking lot about what everyone thinks of this reign of yours if you don’t even make the card for O:D all because you wanted to act like a bitch and duck the competition. I get you’re scared of losing – shit, if I wasn’t me I’d be second guessing going against SOSA, too – but every passing second that goes by and you’re still not out just drags down the credibility of that championship, whatever legitimacy you think you got keeps slipping away. I mean, who’s this looking good for right now: the man that put up the challenge or the man that ran away from it? You know the answer, Xander, and you know damn well I’m not gonna let this shit go. That’s why I’m not leaving from this ring until I get a proper answer – the RIGHT answer – and that’s why you need to get out here right now-
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill cuts off SOSA Henderson and the crowd erupts into boos for the reigning World Heavyweight Champion! Xander Payne slowly makes his way out from the backstage area, the microphone down at his side while the expression on his face reads as being bored and irritated to be having to address SOSA right now. SOSA backs away from the ropes closest to the ramp to show he’ll even allow Xander to enter the ring, but Xander shakes his head and remains on the stage. He’s clearly not in any rush to give SOSA what he wants from this exchange in any way, shape, or form.)
Xander Payne: So, what, your plan to get what you want is to hold Dynasty hostage and take up the airtime until you get what you want? Imagine that: SOSA Henderson subjecting the masses to his mediocrity against their will, no matter how clear it’s been made to him that there’s not a single soul who cares for his existence when he’s inside that ring.
(Unaffected, SOSA laughs and shakes his head, inviting Xander into the ring by holding open the top and middle ropes as a signal for that, but Xander remains on the stage still looking uninterested. Xander shakes his head in protest and rolls his eyes, obviously not looking to spend any more time on SOSA than he cares to.)
Xander Payne: You’re like a petulant child, SOSA, screaming and crying because you’re not getting what you want, because you’re not getting your way and making a scene like a kid who’s just been told “no” for the first time in his life – and for a former World Champion, it’s beyond embarrassing to see. This is just another in the long list of reasons as to why it’s clear you’re not up to the grand task of meeting me in the ring for my World Title. But embarrassing yourself comes natural at this point and you’ve got to be used to it by now, I’m sure, being the one who allowed the likes of someone as lowly as Terry Chambers to go and win a World Championship at your expense despite the entire world having made it abundantly clear that Terry should’ve never made that far in his pathetic career. But that, ladies and gentlemen, is the man who wants to honestly believe that he’s got even the slightest sliver of a chance against me! The man who let an absolute joke like Terry achieve World Champion-status wants to try to take my World Heavyweight Championship, as if it wouldn’t be a given that I’d be the winner of that match not just at Operation: Doomsday but on any given day of the week!
(The crowd boos Xander as he looks down into the ring, deeming SOSA worthless and it shows in his expression and demeanor, while it’s clear that SOSA isn’t hearing what he called Xander out for at all. SOSA’s unimpressed and annoyed expression finally causes Xander’s expression to change, the champion amused with himself for getting the reaction that he has. But the smirk fades away back to the look of disdain, almost as if Xander can’t believe that SOSA’s forced his hand into having him come out here for this.)
Xander Payne: You want to talk about credibility and legitimacy, but I was the one saving you, I was the one sparing you from fading obscurity like your old mentor HBB. What I did was give you a chance to back down, rethink things before you end up that way yourself, but apparently you just don’t want to listen-
SOSA Henderson: You’re fucking right I’m not listening, and no one else is either, Xander, because you’re not saying shit. Nothing important, nothing noteworthy – just running your mouth and spewing out bullshit to keep from getting to the point. If you’re too scared to take this L straight up then just say that – everyone will know you for being the weakest World Champion going today, but hey, at least then it’ll just be official. That’s just what we need though, right? A World Champion here on Dynasty who won’t get into the ring at an FPV and actually go against anyone who’ll call his ugly ass out? I’m sure Starr can’t wait to hear this shit and how the World Champion on his brand doesn’t wanna actually defend the title! It’s not like Battle of Egypt where you can show up just to make a joke outta your future opponent and not do shit else – but if you wanna run that risk of getting stripped of that shit, I’ll get it one way or another whether you’re holding it by then or not!
(SOSA chuckles into his microphone as it’s clear on Xander’s face that now he’s annoyed and frustrated at the implications that SOSA wants to seemingly raise, but he shakes his head as it’s obvious even to him what SOSA’s trying to do. But SOSA raises the microphone again, back to antagonizing the World Heavyweight Champion.)
SOSA Henderson: Or, if you’re really about being the World Champion that you only THINK you are, you’ll save whatever dignity you’ve got left and meet me at Operation: Doomsday for the World Heavyweight Championship. You think I’m not gonna be the kinda competition that’ll snatch that belt right from you, but you’ll know how wrong that is when I’m the one leaving with it while you’ve got not a damn thing to your name in the end. It’s ME that you need to face and I’m the best option because look around, I don’t see anyone else coming at you the way I am. I’m the one that stepped up, I’m the one that went directly to you to let you know what’s what, and you’re damn sure not getting anyone better than me. But like I said, if you wanna sit this out, we can go to Starr and-
Xander Payne: You love to talk, don’t you? But for once in your life, SOSA, shut the hell up already.
(Xander shakes his head, a look of disgust coming over him as he looks to the stage floor and then back up to look at SOSA down in the ring.)
Xander Payne: You do all this pandering, all this talking, to get your way to things you really haven’t truly earned inside that ring but people eat it up anyway because they don’t know any better. But come Operation: Doomsday, what they’ll know – and what you’ll know – for a fact, is that you were in over your head shooting your shot at me, because not only are you going to wildly miss but you’re going to get smacked the hell down into irrelevance where you rightfully belong. You want a match at Operation: Doomsday? You know what, fine, you got it.
(The audience booms with cheers at the announcement, while SOSA Henderson is in the ring grinning but Xander still doesn’t look moved even by his own decision.)
Xander Payne: But don’t say I didn’t warn you, SOSA, because you had every chance to turn away. You’re the one who was so desperate to set yourself up for this loss and all you did was push yourself to get knocked right down by someone better, by someone way out of your league. The shit that went down between you and Visual Prophet the other week didn’t prove anything except that you couldn’t get it done, and if you think that a victory over someone like Chris Elite holds any merit just because it happened at Pain for Pride then you can think again, because it doesn’t mean shit. Your EAW World Title run? It’ll look like absolute shit compared to what I’m going to do with my World Heavyweight Championship reign as it’ll continue on right through you, long after Operation: Doomsday’s come and gone. You’ll see soon enough why I’m the top dog of the yard, the kingpin of the monarch, and why Dynasty needs me as the face of this brand like I have been for months now because there’s no one that can do this like I do, on the level that I compete at every single fucking time. None of what you’ve done has amounted to anything like what I’ll continue to accomplish will – and come Operation: Doomsday, SOSA, for all that you think you’ve done to somehow feel like you deserve to find yourself in the ring against me, you’re going to leave absolutely regretting it. I’m the one at the forefront, the one leading the way – at Operation: Doomsday, that’s where you find out why Xander Payne is forever.
(Xander lets the microphone drop from his hand and to the stage as “It Follows” begins to play and Xander keeps the World Heavyweight Championship over his shoulder, while SOSA taunts him from inside the ring. Xander’s agreement to the match is truly all he needed to hear judging by SOSA’s confident reaction, but Xander’s opinion clearly won’t be changing on SOSA anytime soon.)
Stew-O: We’ve got ourselves a World Heavyweight Championship match set for Operation: Doomsday as Xander Payne just agreed to defend against SOSA Henderson!
Flannery McCoy: Not without some goading and pushing and prodding from SOSA, but it worked out for him nonetheless! Knowing SOSA, he’s going to make sure that Xander thinks twice about underestimating him, and frankly, Xander’s about to have a whole lot of trouble on his hands!
Jake Mercer: We’ll see about that come Operation: Doomsday, but Xander’s going to want to keep an eye out for SOSA – there’s no telling what kind of tricks or stunts SOSA could have up his sleeve over the next couple of weeks!
(SOSA continues to taunt Xander from inside the ring, motioning for the championship around his waist and shouting at Xander, but the champion remains unfazed with a cold glare down to SOSA. As SOSA’s pleased with the way he ended up with this future title match, the last sight is of him with a smirk on his face as the scene fades and Dynasty goes to its first commercial break of the night.)
(A commercial for the Easy Bake Oven is shown starring Jake Smith)
(The camera fades into Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face as she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following match is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Can’t Knock The Hustle’ by Jay-Z blasts through the speakers to deafening boos from the crowd as Anthony Valencia makes his way out to the stage with a grin on his face. He spreads his arms out and circles around the stage before making his way down the ramp and towards the ring from there)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Sacramento, California… weighing in at 241 pounds… GOD’S RIGHT HAND MAN… ANTHONY VALENCIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well Anthony Valencia is coming off a debut last week finding himself unsuccessful in a match against Sophia Phobia, and you can tell that pissed him off. He’s coming in with a red hot vengeance and looks to avenge that defeat by turning it into a victory.
Flannery McCoy: Well who knows what could happen. Anthony is a cocky bitch and last week his overzealous nature got the best of him and cost him the match as a result. Anthony is coming in with a vengeance and I’m sure we’re going to be seeing him at his best tonight.
(Anthony jumps up onto the apron and enters into the ring, once again making his way towards the center of the ring and spreading his arms out with a cocky expression on his face. He takes a big bow before making his way towards his corner, getting ready as from there ‘Can’t Knock The Hustle’ then fades out)
(‘Blow’ by Ed Sheeran, Chris Stapleton, and Bruno Mars blasts through the speakers of the arena to the cheers of the crowd as Envy Ellis makes her way out to the stage. She has a smile on her face as she looks around the stage nodding her head. From there she focuses on the ring, with intensity in her eyes she makes her way down the ramp)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Washington, DC… weighing in at 115 pounds… ENVY ELLIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: You can tell that Envy is fired up and ready to go tonight, looking to redeem herself from a loss with Johnny Andrews against Kensi and Lisa. She’s a woman looking to make herself known and one way or another she’s going to do that, and who knows it might just be tonight when she gets a victory over Anthony Valencia!
Jake Mercer: Oh I doubt it. You’re looking at the bona-fide star and the future of this company, Anthony Valencia! The king of professional wrestling, the brainchild of Karl Impact! This is the guy you should be focusing on!
Flannery McCoy: The brainchild of Karl Impact? :comeagain:
Jake Mercer: You wouldn’t understand, it starts-
Flannery McCoy: Nevermind, suddenly don’t care.
(Envy makes her way around the ring before sliding into the ring and bringing herself up to a kneel. She looks around before climbing up to the top rope and raising her hands in the air, the crowd continuing to cheer her and show overall positivity. Envy jumps down onto the canvas and makes her way towards her corner, getting ready as ‘Blow’ fades out and the ref from there signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as what should be a very interesting match is underway right here! Both Anthony and Envy are wasting no time making their way towards the center of the ring, looking to initiate in a Collar-and-Elbow tie up to start the match and possibly test the waters. But it was too good to be true as Anthony took Envy by surprise and sent a knee strike towards her abdomen! Envy didn’t expect that as she’s sent backwards, AND IS MET WITH A FOREARM STRIKE TO FOLLOW IT UP BY ANTHONY WHICH TAKES HER DOWN TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: Anthony is circling around with a shit-eating grin on his face, bringing Envy back up to her feet. But Envy wastes no time going to town on Anthony with forearm shot after forearm shot towards his face! Anthony is backed up against the corner, but before he can do anything Envy follows up with brutal stomps towards his gut bringing him down to the ground! Anthony leaning against the bottom turnbuckle in a seated position, BUT BEFORE HE CAN GET UP ENVY SENDS A BOOT TO HIS FACE!
Jake Mercer: Envy grabbing Anthony by his arm and bringing him up to his feet, before sending him into an Irish whip this time! AS ENVY CATCHES ANTHONY THIS TIME WITH A RUNNING BACK ELBOW TO THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Envy is clearly not having it at the moment as Anthony slowly begins to bring himself up to his feet, BUT ENVY RUNS FORWARD ONCE AGAIN AND LAUNCHES ANTHONY THROUGH THE AIR WITH A BRUTAL MONKEY FLIP!
Stew-O: Anthony attempting to stagger himself up to his feet, BUT ENVY LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A STANDING CROSSBODY! Envy isn’t letting Anthony even get a breather in this match, mounting onto him and sending repeated punches towards his face with no remorse! Anthony attempts to block the punches as much as possible with his forearms but it’s become apparent that it’s not going to be of any use at the moment, Envy is absolutely relentless! Envy finally backing off and separating away from him, giving Anthony time to bring himself back up to his feet. BUT ENVY TAKES HIS HEAD OFF WITH A METEORA WHILE ANTHONY IS SEATED!
Flannery McCoy: Anthony stumbling up to his feet while Envy turns on her heels to face him, ANTHONY TAKING A WILD SWING LOOKING TO TAKE ENVY’S HEAD OFF! But Envy manages to duck under and catches Anthony against the jaw with a brutal uppercut! Anthony stumbles backwards but immediately runs forward in hopes of taking her down to the mat and possibly shifting some sort of momentum over into his favor. BUT ENVY BRINGS HIM UP AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PADDING WITH A BUCKLE BOMB! WHAT STRENGTH BEING SHOWN BY ENVY ELLIS AS DANGEROUS COLLISION CONNECTS AND ENVY HOOKS THE LEG ON ANTHONY!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT ANTHONY MIRACULOUSLY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Stew-O: Envy clearly looks impressed but it has not boded well for Anthony so far. Envy is back up to her feet waiting for Anthony to get back up as well, Anthony is stumbling back up as you can see the pissed expression on his face looking towards her. Anthony lunges towards her, BUT IT’S ENVY WITH A KICK TO HIS GUT TAKING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Anthony trying to recover, BUT ENVY CONNECTS WITH A SHINING WIZARD TO TAKE HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW ENVY TRANSITIONS INTO AN ENVY ARMBAR! ENVY BRINGING ANTHONY UP AND TAKING HIM DOWN WITH AN ARMDRAG BEFORE LOCKING IN A CROSS-ARMBREAKER! And you can just see Anthony screaming in pain trying to get out of the hold! Anthony desperately tries to escape to the best of his abilities but it’s become apparent that this is a tough situation for him! He either finds a way to escape, or Envy tears his arm in half! Anthony is so close to the ropes but Envy is pulling back as much as she can!
Jake Mercer: ANTHONY TAPS! ANTHONY TAPS OUT TO THE ENVY ARMBAR!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Blow’ once again plays up as Envy pushes Anthony away and gets up to her feet. She has a smirk on her face as the ref makes his way over and raises her hand in victory. Envy turns around and makes her way up the top rope and raises her arms once more in the air with a confident grin on her face. She jumps down as she continues her celebration from there)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner by submission… ENVY ELLIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a very interesting match this turned out to be. Envy Ellis showcased her sheer dominance tonight, making quick work of Anthony Valencia and even tapping him out in the process. If that doesn’t show something then I don’t know what does.
Flannery McCoy: Envy continues to be on the rise to prove herself and it’s become evident that he’s climbing up the mountain here on Friday Night Dynasty. The skies are the limit and I can’t wait to see what the future holds for her, congratulations Envy!
(Envy rolls out of the ring and raises her hand in the air, the ref goes to check on Anthony who is hurting while Envy shrugs her shoulders with a smile and makes her way up the ramp, the last shot seen before Dynasty transitions to Michael Belfort backstage in the interview area, with a microphone close to his mouth and a smile on his face)
Michael Belfort: Good night ladies and gentlemen. It has been a great Dynasty so far, like always, but please welcome my guest tonight, the Interwire Champion, Bronson Daniels!
(The camera pans over to Bronson Daniels, the crowd giving a solid reaction for him. He makes his way into the scene in street clothing holding up the Interwire Championship proudly on his shoulder as he greets Michael with a smile on his face.)
Michael Belfort: It’s been a pretty nice run for you recently Bronson, and I’m glad to have you here and to finally be able to speak with you.
Bronson Daniels: I’m glad to be here too brother.
Michael Belfort: So, some people on Dynasty may not be too familiar with your work over on Showdown last season. Can you talk to us a bit about it?
Bronson Daniels: Well shit, I started off nice by being New Breed Champion, then I had great performances in the Extreme Elimination Chamber and my match against Jack Ripley at King of Elite, and finally gaining that Interwire Championship. It’s been great, fighting against the system, not letting myself be held back on Showdown, and look how it paid off.
Michael Belfort: It’s been a pretty long journey towards becoming Interwire Champion back at Grand Rampage. Can you talk to us about that for a bit?
Bronson Daniels: I’ve always known the Interwire Championship was supposed to be in my hands. The shot got stolen from me in one of my worst losses ever, if not the worst, then after my stint in the main event scene I knew I needed to chase that Interwire Championship yet again, and after being screwed over yet again, I still fought, and I finally got to the championship.
Michael Belfort: Amazing journey, and as amazing has been your Pain For Pride match against MITSUBACHI. Got a few words regarding that?
Bronson Daniels: Ah, yeah, it was a nice match and while I still think MITSUBACHI hasn’t tapped into his full potential against me, it was a pleasure to beat his ass yet again, and I’m looking to continue to elevate my championship to bigger and better heights… but sadly Jonny Airhart isn’t that.
Michael Belfort: :lupe: Can you expand on that?
Bronson Daniels: Well… Jonny is just… not competition. Jonny is not ready, and god knows if that kid will ever be ready–
???: Boo hoo. Keep crying.
(Bronson turns around to Jonny Airhart behind him. Belfort runs out of the scene as he doesn’t wanna get involved in their shit. In response, Bronson hangs onto his title tighter.)
Jonny Airhart: All this “Jonny is not ready”, “Jonny is not the opponent I want”, this bullshit all sucks Bronson. I know you hated when people told you that you were not ready, I know you hated when people talked all that shit, so why do it too, Bronson?
Bronson Daniels: Uhmmm… well you know, I prove people wrong when they doubt it. I say I’ma beat somebody’s ass, and I do just that. I beat that certain person’s ass, because I back up everything that I say. You don’t. You cannot back up the shit that you talk about because you simply are not good enough.
Jonny Airhart: That’s exactly what’s going to make you lose, Bronson. Your overconfidence. Telling me how you backup everything you say, yet just about every time you step into that ring you lose. :mjlol2: You’re just so easy for me to beat at Operation: Doomsday. It’s like you’re setting yourself up for failure.
Bronson Daniels: You a funny guy, Jonny.
???: Everything fine here? 🤨
(The crowd begins to cheer loudly at the familiar voice as Dynasty’s GM, StarrStan walks into the shot in the middle of Bronson and Jonny, trying to avoid any fighting happening on his show. Both competitors calm down and turn their attention towards the bald man as he begins to speak)
StarrStan: I better not see any fighting over here or you can pack your bags! :ufdup:
Jonny Airhart: :whoa:
Bronson Daniels: You know Starr, I know I held out that open challenge and shit. But with a guy like Jonny, a guy who shows no signs of improvement, I don’t see why I should take this match. Like come on, I can literally beat this man with ease. I can beat his ass handcuffed. I can literally beat him with one foot. I can literally beat him with no feet and no hands. You get the point. These open challenges are a way for rising talent to prove themselves but then I see Jonny over here being a dick and that doesn’t sit right with me. Look man, I just won’t have a problem beating him. Hell man I’d probably beat his ass at UNO.
Jonny Airhart: :adpeek: At UNO you say??
Bronson Daniels: I mean, probably… likely.
Jonny Airhart: :adpeek:
Bronson Daniels: What?
Jonny Airhart: I say we put that to the test.
Bronson Daniels: I didn’t mean it seriously.
Jonny Airhart: I did! Starr???
StarrStan: I mean, sure? Y’all got it next week. A game of UNO… I have no idea why I’m letting this happen, but it’s happening.
Bronson Daniels: What the fuck…?
Jonny Airhart: Hah take this L nerd. About to own your ass at UNO and then own your ass in that ring cuz I’m just that good. Jonny 2 Belts about to become a reality. :drakelike:
Bronson Daniels: Yeah… okay… keep dreaming man.
Jonny Airhart: I don’t have to dream when I’m gonna literally beat you. I hope this is the wake up call you needed Bronson because you kinda suck and the fact that you actually think you’re any good is fucking hilarious.
Bronson Daniels: You couldn’t even win the New Breed Championship after two attempts…
Jonny Airhart: You’re funny, you know that? Ooh but you failed at becoming New Breed Champion and at the end of the day it’ll just be worse for you because you’ll end up losing to a guy who failed to become New Breed Champion.
Bronson Daniels: :mjlol2: Keep on wishing. It might just get you far someday. Not against me though.
Jonny Airhart: Get ready for the biggest embarrassment of your life at the hands of the great UNO player and the greatest wrestler in the world. :blessed:
StarrStan: Alright guys, I think that’s enough. I don’t want this to get worse.
Bronson Daniels: Yeah yeah, see ya, Jonny.
(Bronson raises his Interwire Championship in front of Jonny’s face then walks away. The last shot is of Jonny having a big grin on his face, fueled by confidence ahead of his title match at Operation: Doomsday. Dynasty then fades to the ring.)
(‘Daddy’ by Die Antwoord hits, as Sophia Phobia steps out onto the stage with an EAW microphone in her hand. The Houston crowd instantly erupts into boos, as Sophia smirks out to them, and acts as if the reception she’s been given means absolutely nothing to her. Sophia Phobia proceeds to walk down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen.. Please Welcome SOPHIA PHOBIA!!!
Stew-O: Here she is, one of the bright young stars on Friday Night Dynasty, Sophia Phobia!!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t know if we can say bright when we talk about Sophia, Stew. She’s an ex drug addict who’s using the wrestling industry to fill the void.. And if you thought her hopping off the drugs has made her better, then you are certainly wrong because now that she’s here in EAW, her cowardice actions have been on full display, and I’m sure we are going to see much more of that throughout the rest of the season here on Dynasty..
Jake Mercer: Drugs or no drugs, the way Sophia presents herself in the ring is exactly what we need out of these young talents on Dynasty.
(The crowd continues to boo Sophia Phobia, as she makes her way to the ring, walks up the steel step onto the apron, then steps through the ropes to the inside of the ring. Sophia extends her arms off to the side, as the crowd boos even louder. Eventually, after the crowd quiets down, Sophia brings the microphone to her lips as she begins to speak.)
Sophia Phobia: And just like that, my season on Dynasty starts off with a victory over that moron that thought he would pick up an easy W over me simply because he has a dick.. Well that tiny little shmeckle didn’t do him any good, because at the end of the day, I ended up winning anyways. I went into that match and did exactly what I said I would by coming out victorious, then found shelter out in San Antonio before heading out to Houston for tonight’s show where I will continue the trend by beating Johnny Andrews. But trust me, I’m not out here right now to speak about Johnny Andrews or Anthony Valencia..I’ve wasted too much of my breath referencing them already, and I have more important things that I want to speak about.. For example, the fact that Operation: Doomsday is only 2 weeks away..
(The Houston crowd erupts into cheers after the upcoming FPV, Operation: Doomsday, gets brought up. They are clearly excited for the event, as these are the most cheers Sophia Phobia had received since being a part of the EAW roster.)
Sophia Phobia: Oh, I see that you are all looking forward to Operation: Doomsday.. That’s good.. That’s really good, because with the performances that I’ve managed to put out these past few weeks, I have definitely put myself on the map, and have established myself as one of the top newcomers in all of EAW.. No matter what type of disgusting man child this company tries to throw at me, I still manage to find my way, and here I am standing in front of you all undefeated as a member of Dynasty and ready to showcase my talent at Operation: Doomsday.. The only problem is the fact that I’m not on the card yet, but I don’t care what position I am in heading into the show, because somehow, someway, I am going to get there.. I don’t care who’s spot I have to steal, who I have to cheat out of an opportunity, or who stands in my way, I WILL be there.. And when I-
(Suddenly, ‘Blow’, by Ed Sheeran, Chris Stapleton, and Bruno Mars hits, as the crowd erupts into cheers. After a moment, Envy Ellis steps out onto the stage, as she smiles out to the crowd and waves to the people cheering her on. This clearly annoys Sophia Phobia, as she rolls her eyes at the sight of Envy Ellis. Ellis continues down the ramp and towards the ring.)
Stew-O: And here comes the fan favorite in Envy Ellis! I wonder why she’s out here right now?
Flannery McCoy: I have no idea, Stew. With it being the start of the season, every Elitist is trying to make some noise, and maybe that’s what this is right now.
(Envy Ellis makes her way to the ring, goes up the steps and onto the ring apron, before stepping through the ropes into the ring. The crowd continues to cheer, as Envy Ellis keeps her bright smile on her face and steps up to Sophia Phobia who is clearly annoyed.)
Envy Ellis: I’m just going to make this easy by keeping this smile on my face while I politely tell you that while it’s debatable that you’re even one of the top newcomers in this company, you are certainly not any more impressive than me! In case you’ve been living under the rocks that you’re so used to smoking, I’M on the rise here in EAW. Although I lost last week and took the fall in my tag team match with Johnny Andrews against Kensi and Lisa Wren, I came out like I wanted it more than everyone else in that ring. The aggressiveness that I displayed early on may have eventually been my downfall, but it’s something I will make sure I learn from, and because of that, I’ll only become even better. You see, I learn from my mistakes since thats what I need to do in order to get better and prove that I truly am the future of this company. Like you, I’ve gone through my share of battles, and though the sample size is still small, you can’t deny the fact that I’m ready to take that next step by showcasing what I can do live on FPV.. With that said, I can’t allow another young talent, like yourself, to do the things you do, say the things you say, get the Operation Doomsday Match that we both want, while I’m the one that’s left behind and forgotten. I’m not sitting back and putting you over by allowing you to showcase what you can do when I know that I can do it better.
(The crowd pops for Envy Ellis as she keeps a smile on her face the entire time. Sophia Phobia once again rolls her eyes before bringing the microphone up to her mouth to speak.)
Sophia Phobia: Is that what you’re trying to do? You know, if you wanted to share the ring and LOSE in front of all of these people who cheer you on, then all you had to do was ask. You see, if you’re implying that you wanted to have a match against me, then you need to realize that it’s not going to be as easy as you‘re making it out to be. I would embarrass you and make you regret ever stepping into an EAW ring. I’m the future of this company and there isn’t anything that an Elitist with just a pretty face and a smile going for her can do to me..
(The crowd begins to boo after the insult to Envy Ellis. Ellis bites her lip, looks down at the ring mat, then lifts her head, and smiles wide before speaking into the microphone.)
Envy Ellis: Not only will I speak to you with a smile on my face… But I will also rip you apart with a smile too, Sophia!
Stew-O: AND ENVY ELLIS JUST ATTACKED SOPHIA PHOBIA BY THROWING A RIGHT HOOK!!! NOW A LEFT!! HAMMER FISTS NOW!! AND THEY’RE RAINING DOWN ONTO SOPHIA PHOBIA!!
Jake Mercer: No wait!! Look!! Sophia drops to the canvas and escapes by rolling out of the ring!!
(The crowd begins to cheer heavily, as we see Envy Ellis in the center of the ring yelling at Sophia Phobia to come back into it. However, Sophia bats her hand, as she begins to walk backwards up the entrance ramp.)
Flannery McCoy: Clearly these two aren’t seeing eye to eye. They both want to make an impact here early on this season on Dynasty, and won’t allow the other to pass them up!
Stew-O: This is what we need from the young talent on the roster, and if this is the type of energy they are bringing towards each other all season, then this rookie class will only get better! I wonder where this encounter between Sophia and Ellis will lead to!
(The screen shows Envy Ellis up on the top turnbuckle, as she taunts Sophia Phobia by pointing at herself as the crowd gets behind her. In response, Sophia Phobia makes an L shape with her fingers and holds it up against her forehead. The screen then fades to black.)
(A commercial for Taco Bell is shown starring Disney Princess enthusiast, Limmy Monaghan)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring as ‘Daddy’ by Die Antwoord is playing in the background to the negative reaction of the crowd. A very unhappy Sophia Phobia is seen pacing around the ring and getting ready for her match as she waits inside the ring for her opponent to come out to the stage so the match can begin, it’s clear she needs something to sink her teeth into to unleash that anger that she had from before the commercial break)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Sedona Arizona weighing in at 119 pounds she is SOPHIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PHOBIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Stew-O: Well we know exactly why Sophia is pissed off at the moment. Before the commercial break she was rudely interrupted by Envy Ellis, who staked a claim while interrupting her promo as well. It left a sour impression on Sophia which ultimately ended in a brawl which Envy got the last laugh in.
Flannery McCoy: You can tell that Sophia did not like that one bit. She’s out for vengeance and there’s no doubt there’s still a grudge between the two Elitists as well. But she has bigger things to focus on, especially her opponent tonight. I don’t think she sees a problem with getting the job done, that’s the most she needs to do to get back on track after earlier to say the very least. But I don’t think Sophia has a problem with making a statement!
Jake Mercer: Oh please, I bet you the only thing we’re going to see is what happened on repeat for Sophia. I don’t see a problem with believing that because it’s true! That win she got on Anthony Valencia last week? A fluke! I don’t see her getting far.
( ‘Sing For The Moment’ by Eminem hits to loud boos from the crowd as Johnny Andrews comes out looking very cocky and confident with a big smirk on his face. He poses for the crowd before tilting his head while looking at his opponent and rolling his eyes, before making his way down the ramp and towards the ring from there)
Stew-O: Last week was a very mixed bag for Johnny Andrews. He found himself in a newly formed alliance against Anthony Valencia but along with that found himself on the losing side against Lisa Wren and Kensi. It’s clear he’s coming into tonight looking to get a victory.
Flannery McCoy: Johnny has been proving himself time after time again in the EAW ring and I have no doubt he’s looking to do so again, this time making sure it turns out in his favor by getting a victory tonight and getting back on track in Season 15!
Jake Mercer: Oh please! Let’s stop with the false confidence we all know that both of them are incapable of doing that? Did you know in a dark match last week I beat the entire Dynasty roster with one hand tied behind my back? If there’s one person they should be looking towards someone as the future of this company, it’s Jake Mercer!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: This match is officially underway as Sophia Phobia and Johnny Andrews begin to make their way around the ring, meeting in the center and locking up into a collar-and-elbow! Both of them fight back and forth trying to make sure that they get the upper hand to begin this match, but ultimately it’s Sophia that backs Johnny up into the corner forcing the ref to call for the break! Sophia lets go showing her annoyance backing up towards the center of the ring once again. You can see the frustration on Johnny’s face, this is not how he wanted the match to start off and his annoyance says it all. He isn’t going to dwell on that though as he’s going to come right back towards the center of the ring and bring the fight to her.
Flannery McCoy: They’re beginning to pace around the ring before locking up again! This time it looks like Johnny has managed to turn the tables as he’s the one backing up Sophia into the corner. Johnny with a big smirk on his face keeping her backed in while the ref counts, forcing a break and forcing Johnny to separate away. Johnny is pleased with himself, seemingly getting a little bit of an ego boost there but it is going to take a lot more than that to get the win tonight. And Johnny knows that, slapping Sophia right in the face before backing out of the corner!
Jake Mercer: The arrogance once again being shown by Johnny, but Sophia doesn’t look so happy as you can see the pissed off look on her face after that happened. Sophia making her way towards the center of the ring and apparently looking to go for another lock up with Johnny, not letting that define how this match is going to go. JOHNNY OUT OF NOWHERE THOUGH GOING FOR A QUICK CLOTHESLINE! But Sophia manages to duck under it just in time and grab the arm of Johnny, BUT JOHNNY TURNS IT AROUND AND THIS TIME ATTEMPTS A GERMAN SUPLEX TO SOPHIA! But not today as Sophia manages to land on her feet behind Johnny! She grabs Johnny and turns him around, BEFORE GOING FOR AN UNPRETTIER!
Stew-O: But Johnny manages to barely catch her by the legs and throw her down to the mat! Sophia quickly turns around and grabs Johnny by her legs, AND RETURNING THE FAVOR BY TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A HEADSCISSORS WHILE TOSSING HIM ACROSS THE RING! Johnny looks completely baffled as he’s right back up, trying to get the better of Sophia this time. But before Johnny can do anything Sophia grabs Johnny by the head and locks in a headlock! But before Sophia can do that Johnny manages to catch her by the arm and wrenches it quickly. He begins to wrench it back and forth before bringing her arm up in the air, trying to rip her shoulder from the muscle! Sophia attempts to twist around and try to break free but Johnny holds onto the arm, AND JUMPS WITH IT STOMPING DOWN TO THE MAT NEARLY BRINGING SOPHIA DOWN TO HER KNEES!
Flannery McCoy: Sophia is back up though grabbing the arm and pulling back, before sending Johnny across the ring with an Irish whip! JOHNNY REBOUNDS BEFORE SOPHIA CATCHES HIM WITH AN ARM DRAG ON THE REBOUND WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! The Shaman of Sex isn’t looking so hot but he’s beginning to recover once again and get back up to his feet, Sophia throwing her hair back definitely as Johnny hits the ropes in anger! Looking to get the upper hand once again! JOHNNY GOING FOR A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT! But before that can happen Sophia manages to dodge out of the way, but Johnny grabs her from behind and twists her into a headlock!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! JOHNNY MANAGES TO SLIP THROUGH AND ROLL SOPHIA UP INTO A QUICK SMALL PACKAGE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRR-
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY SOPHIA PHOBIA!
Flannery McCoy: Johnny nearly stole one right here but on the other hand it’s not looking hot for Sophia at the moment. Johnny locking in the headlock once again looking to keep his advantage on Sophia one way or another. But Sophia gives a solid punch towards Johnny’s gut as he’s unable to maintain the hold any longer no matter how much strength he continues to put into it! Sophia isn’t done though as she balls her fist up again and sends another shot to the gut of Sophia who is pushing Johnny to his limit trying to make sure that he lets go of the hold!
Jake Mercer: It’s not long after that Sophia manages to slip out of the hold by Johnny! Johnny stumbles backwards as Sophia charges into the ropes, TAKING JOHNNY DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE THAT SENDS HIM ACROSS THE RING FROM THE MOMENTUM! Johnny rolls back up to his feet and charges towards Sophia himself, but Sophia manages to leapfrog over him! Johnny turning around, BEFORE SMOOTHLY RECOVERING AND TAKING DOWN SOPHIA WITH A VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE THAT COULD KNOCK HER HEAD CLEAN OFF! Johnny finally takes Sophia down to the mat with that thunderous strike, it’s clear that he isn’t playing anymore as he brings Sophia up and pushes her into the corner. And now it’s Johnny beginning to fire away with repeated chops towards her chest! Look how relentless Johnny is in his attacks, he’s had enough of Sophia Phobia in this match!
Stew-O: Johnny sends Sophia into an Irish whip hard across the ring, making sure she runs face first into the top turnbuckle padding in the opposite corner knocking her down to the mat in pain! Johnny approaches her and is now beginning to stomp down hard on Sophia’s back on the ground, yanking on her hair disrespectfully before pulling her back up to her feet. He twists her around, BEFORE TAKING HER DOWN WITH A SNAPMARE! Johnny isn’t done though, RUNNING ACROSS THE RING AND DROPPING A HARD KNEE AGAINST THE FACE OF SOPHIA! Sophia not staying down though bringing herself up to a crawling position, BUT THAT COMES BACK TO BITE HER AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A CURB STOMP DRILLING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH AUTHORITY! JOHNNY HOOKING THE LEG AND GOING FOR A PIN ATTEMPT RIGHT HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEE-
Stew-O: Sophia kicks out yet again not letting Johnny get the best of her! Johnny thought he had her there as the expression on his face tells it all. Johnny slamming the mat as he brings himself up to his feet and brings Sophia up as well, where he sends punches towards her face trying to loosen her up! BEFORE JOHNNY STEPS BACK GOING FOR A SUPERKICK ATTEMPT! But Sophia manages to dodge out of the way or that, BUT JOHNNY ATTEMPTS TO TURN THAT AROUND AS WELL GOING FOR THE SKULL CRACKER! FUTURE SHOCK DDT!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SOPHIA FLIPS OUT OF THAT AND TURNS IT INTO THE STEP 9! THE SINGLE KNEE DIVING METEORA CONNECTS AS SOPHIA TURNS JOHNNY AROUND AND HOOKS THE LEG! PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS SPELL THE END OF THE MATCH FOR JOHNNY ANDREWS RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… SOPHIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PHOBIAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
(‘Daddy’ plays up once again as Sophia Phobia slowly begins to drag herself up to her feet with a smirk on her face. The ref makes her way over and raises her hand in victory as Sophia simply stands up and gives a bow with a smirk on her face. She then climbs up to the top rope as she spreads her arms out in victory to the sour reaction from the crowd.)
Stew-O: Sophia did it! She pulled through in this match despite everything that Johnny Andrews had to throw at her and ultimately came out on top when it was all said and done! Sophia one step at a time continuing to solidify herself here on Friday Night Dynasty!
Flannery McCoy: Johnny Andrews was outdone quite a bit in this match but he did manage to turn the tide for quite a while before Sophia just hit that finisher at the end to end things. Definitely a good effort from both competitors!!!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Popeyes. Get that spicy ass chicken in today!)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Act a Fool’ by Ludacris hits as Jonny Airhart makes his way out to the stage. He has a grin on his face with an UNO card in his mouth. He nods his head as he makes his way down the ramp as the boos from the crowd follow him, spitting his card at the camera as he laughs while heading down to the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Atherton, California weighing in at 205 pounds he is “The Uno Champ Kid” JONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY AIRHART!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well last week seemed to be great for Jonny Airhart. He got a victory against Magnus Henshaw, challenged Bronson Daniels for the Interwire Championship, and cost Bronson in his match against Darcy May Morgan as well! It’s clear that Jonny is on Cloud 9 heading into tonight!
Flannery McCoy: He sent a warning to Bronson earlier in the night and along with that scheduled a game of UNO for next week against the Interwire Champion in what should be an interesting display. All I know for sure? Is that Jonny is going to have his work cut out on him.
Jake Mercer: I cant see how any of you can take this dude seriously! Honestly! He’s a kid who plays UNO and we’re supposed to be intimidated by him?! Give me a break! We all know the truth, and it’s the fact that Jonny is a wuss!
(“Flawless” by Mega Drive hits as Lisa Wren comes out to the ring alongside Kensi looking determined. Both of them look to one another as Kensi offers a fist bump, which Lisa completely ignores as she puts her hands on her hips before making her way down the ramp and towards the ring from there)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Kensi… from British Columbia, Canada weighing in at 130 pounds… she is LISAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well we all know what happened last week. Lisa and Kensi came out to confront the Unified Tag Team Champions, Harlow Reichert and Xavier Williams, both of them staking a claim heading into Operation: Doomsday. But we all know that the two of them don’t seem to be on the same page.
Flannery McCoy: Kensi seems to be making it work as she’s heading into this match hyping Lisa up, to her disdain though. Lisa is completely determined and ready to go to work, I don’t think she needs any outside help to prove her point though. She’s ready to go and has no problem proving it in the ring.
Jake Mercer: YESSIR! HERE COMES LISA! MY FELLOW SISTER IN CRIME! YOU KNOW THE VIBES! SHE’S GOING TO USE HER POWERS TO PERSEVERE AND THAT’S ON GOD! ✊🏿
Stew-O: What the-
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Well this match is underway as both Lisa and Jonny begin to make their way towards the center of the ring. Both of them look uneasy about how they want to start this match off, but it seems to be beginning with a quick collar-and-elbow tie up! But Jonny breaks out of the lock up before Lisa can fully execute, BEFORE SWINGING AROUND AND CONNECTING WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE BRIDGE OF HER NOSE! What disrespect being shown by Jonny Airhart right here as he’s just beginning to toy around with Lisa so far. Lisa back up to her feet quickly charging towards him, but Jonny manages to skim her arm and move out of the way of Lisa! But Lisa grabs Jonny by the leg as she drops down, ONLY FOR JONNY TO KICK HER DEAD IN THE FACE TO FORCE HER AWAY!
Flannery McCoy: Jonny backs up and creates distance from Lisa while she quickly runs forward, and grabs him by the arm, sending him towards the corner with an Irish whip! Lisa running forward, AND CONNECTS WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE TOWARDS HIS HEAD! Jonny stumbles out of the corner and makes his way towards the opposite pair in hopes of retreat, IN WHICH LISA RUNS TOWARDS HIM AGAIN GOING FOR A REPEAT! But Jonny rolls out of the corner to avoid her onslaught! Jonny rolls out of the ring as Lisa is demanding him to bring the fight inside the ring. Jonny circling around for a moment, before sliding into the ring and going for a forearm! But Lisa manages to dodge it and transitions Jonny into a headlock!
Jake Mercer: But before Lisa can fully cinch it in, Jonny punches her hard in the gut! Jonny manages to break out of it, Lisa runs to the ropes hoping to take Jonny down to the mat! But Jonny leaps over it, BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND TAKING LISA DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BIG LARIAT IN RESPONSE! But Lisa manages to duck the Clothesline and come off the ropes, BEFORE TAKING JONNY DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A FLYING BODY PRESS! IT CONNECTS AS LISA GOES RIGHT FOR THE COVER RIGHT HERE!
OOONNNEEE-
Stew-O: BUT JONNY KICKS OUT IMMEDIATELY BEFORE THE REF CAN EVEN GET TO TWO!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa unable to put Jonny away quickly as she gets back up to her feet quickly, but Jonny quickly scrambles over and grabs her by her ankle! Lisa kicks Jonny away just like he did her, BEFORE STOMPING DOWN BRUTALLY ON HIS HAND! Jonny screams in pain but that seems to have kicked him to a whole other gear and shot a syringe full of adrenaline in him, QUICKLY POPPING UP TO HIS FEET AND TAKING HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH AN ARM DRAG! Lisa rolls through though grabbing Jonny’s arm instead, AND ROLLING IT INTO AN ARMBAR! But she pulls upwards, shoving Jonny’s shoulders to the mat with the hold still applied! SNEAKY PIN ATTEMPT BY LISA!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT ANOTHER KICK OUT FROM JONNY AIRHART AS THE KICK OUT FORCES LISA TO BREAK THE HOLD!
Stew-O: Jonny slides under the bottom rope to the outside to catch his breath as you can just hear the crowd’s negative reaction towards him after doing that. Jonny leaning against the barricade as he steps forward, BUT IT’S LISA THAT LAUNCHES THROUGH THE AIR TAKING JONNY DOWN WITH A BIG TOPE SUICIDA! No time outs in this sport I’m afraid as Lisa brings Jonny back up to his feet, AND WASTES NO TIME CONNECTING WITH A SUPERKICK TO HIS JAW TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Jonny recovers as he lies on top of the steel steps, slowly pulling himself up yelling at Lisa to continue the fight. I don’t think he’s done just yet and Lisa knows that damn well.
Flannery McCoy: Both competitors are making their way towards one another and beginning to throw fists towards each other! And back and forth they go as they unload on one another repeatedly! Jonny shoving away seeing the predicament he’s in and quickly sliding back into the ring. Lisa however, follows him quickly behind and grabs him from behind! BEFORE PLANTING HIM DOWN INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! LISA PLANTING JONNY DOWN TO THE GROUND AND TURNING IT INTO A BRIDGING PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT ANOTHER KICK OUT BY THE IMPRESSIVELY PERSISTENT JONNY AIRHART!
Stew-O: Lisa quickly turning it around into a waist lock now! Jonny attempts to escape out of it to the best of his abilities, but instead resorting to hitting Lisa repeatedly towards her head with brutal back elbows! Lisa tries her best to hold on but is ultimately forced to let go thanks to Jonny! Both of them are back up as Jonny runs to the ropes, BEFORE TAKING LISA DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE! Lisa is taken down before quickly getting up, BUT JONNY ISN’T DONE TURNING AROUND AND TAKING LISA DOWN WITH ANOTHER SHOULDER TACKLE IN SUCCESSION! Jonny is looking for one more here as he runs towards the ropes again, BUT SPEAR! SPEAR BY LISA PLANTS JONNY DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa stumbles backwards and begins to climb up to the top rope, slowly setting herself up clearly feeling the fatigue. BEFORE LAUNCHING OFF AND GOING FOR A FLYING BODY SPLASH TO TAKE JONNY DOWN TO THE GROUND! BUT JONNY TURNS IT AROUND AND ROLLS LISA UP INTO A SMALL PACKAGE! JONNY GOING FOR A COVER!
OOONNNEEEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO-
Jake Mercer: BUT LISA KNOWS BETTER MANAGING TO KICK OUT!
Stew-O: Just as Jonny has, Lisa is not going to stay down. Both competitors are back up, BUT LISA IS QUICKER TAKING JONNY DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK! Lisa stumbles forward, but it’s Jonny that kips back up with a second wind, BEFORE TAKING LISA DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A CLOTHESLINE! What a back and forth these two have had so far! Lisa is in pain slowly bringing herself up to her feet, BUT IS MET WITH A HARD SLAP TO THE FACE COURTESY OF JONNY!
Flannery McCoy: JONNY THIS TIME TRANSITIONING INTO A BRUTAL BACKHAND DROPPING LISA DOWN TO HER KNEES! You can see the concern of Lisa on the outside but is continuing to cheer her on as much as she can. Jonny grabs the ankles of Lisa attempting to roll through and go for an Ankle Lock! But Lisa throws Jonny up and over only for him to roll through as both of them are back up. Jonny runs forward, but is met with a kick to the gut by Lisa forcing him to double over. LISA GOING FOR A NECKBREAKER! BUT JONNY SLIPS OUT AND ATTEMPTS A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! BUT IT’S LISA WITH A HURRICANRANA OFF THE SHOULDERS OF JONNY THROWING HIM ACROSS THE RING! LISA HOLDS ONTO THE LEGS FOR YET ANOTHER COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: LISA GOT REAL CLOSE BUT JONNY MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP ONCE AGAIN!
Stew-O: Lisa quickly grabs Jonny by the legs as soon as she gets back up, BEFORE LOCKING IN A FINGER FOUR LEGLOCK! Jonny is screaming in agony attempting to scratch and claw towards the ropes in hopes of escaping out before it gets worse for him! But look at Jonny making an attempt to roll over to his stomach in hopes of finding a way out of this! No matter how much pain Jonny has gone through, he’s not going to give up! Jonny pulls through and manages to grab the ropes to force a break!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa is forced to break the pin as both of them get up, BUT JONNY FROM BEHIND MANAGES TO ROLL LISA UP WITH A SCHOOLBOY!
OOONNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: BUT LISA GETS THE SHOULDER UP! BUT JONNY CATCHES HER AND DROPS HER DOWN WITH CARD MAKER! THE REVERSE BULLDOG OUT OF NOWHERE PLANTS LISA DOWN TO THE GROUND AS JONNY ROLLS OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG! PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS VERY WELL BE IT FOR THE MATCH RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNY AIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHART!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Act a Fool’ hits as Jonny Airhart has his arm raised in victory with a smirk on his face. Kensi clearly looks unhappy as she jumps up onto the apron and makes her way into the ring. Jonny turns around with a smirk as he shakes his head and rolls out of the ring. He begins to mock her on the outside as Kensi makes her way over to check on Lisa to see if she’s ok)
Stew-O: What a match that we’ve just seen by these two competitors! It was clear both of them had something to prove in this match and in the end only one of them could come out on top. Jonny took the damage but in the end he managed to pull through and get the victory.
Flannery McCoy: Jonny is one step closer to Operation: Doomsday as it’s become apparent that he couldn’t be more ready for his Interwire Championship match. Lisa had a great showing, but it’s Jonny that came out on top tonight, congratulations Jonny!
(The camera cuts to a commercial showing the smiling moon emoji for several minutes on your screen. You are unable to shut off the stream as well while it stares into your soul.)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break to Minute Maid Park, panning around at the crowd who seem eager to know what’s coming next. That hype is turned to a very negative reaction as ‘Can’t Knock The Hustle’ by Jay-Z plays up. Not long after, Anthony Valencia makes his way out to the stage with a towel around his neck and a black tank top over him. He’s clearly pissed off after everything that happened earlier in the night. It’s become apparent that his career as of late has not been memorable whatsoever. He sighs as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring, ignoring the crowd’s negative reaction towards him)
Stephie Love: Introducing at this time… ANTHONY VALENCIA!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well as we saw earlier Anthony lost to Sophia Phobia in a quick match. It’s clear that Anthony isn’t happy, but he’s looking towards greener pastures. He’s found himself partnered with Johnny Andrews and they look to take Friday Night Dynasty by storm!
Flannery McCoy: Who knows what the hell they have planned for Elite Answers Wrestling but two rising stars together have so much potential and it’s become obvious they look to dominate one way or another. The question is, where are they going to start-
(‘Odd Eye’ by DREAMCATCHER plays up to a mixed reaction from the crowd as Anthony closes his eyes and turns around annoyed. Anthony pulls at his hair and shakes his head before making his way up the ramp and yelling at the stage)
Anthony Valencia: (Off-Mic) CUT THE MUSIC! CUT THE DAMN MUSIC! THIS IS MY FUCKING MOMENT AND I’M NOT GOING TO LET THESE FUCKING SLUTS TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME-
Jake Mercer: XIMENA VELASQUEZ! XIMENA ENTERING INTO THE SCENE AND CONNECTING WITH A BIG BOOT AGAINST THE FACE OF ANTHONY TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! And look at Ximena looking down at a completely stunned Anthony, it’s apparent that Ximena isn’t so happy looking down at him.
Ximena Velasquez: (Off-Mic) You got something to say puto?! Say it to our face!
Stew-O: Anthony trying to scramble up to his feet to fight back, BUT SIERRA! SIERRA IS HERE AS SHE RUNS TOWARDS ANTHONY AND SENDS A BOOT TOWARDS HIS FACE! Now Sierra is beginning to stomp down on Anthony! Anthony’s words targeted towards both Sierra and Ximena didn’t fall on deaf ears as both of them look to give the young rookie a lesson!
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA LIFTING ANTHONY OFF THE GROUND AND CONNECTING WITH SELF DESTRUCTOR! BACKBREAKER RACK INTO A KNEE LIFT COMPLETELY KNOCKS ANTHONY OUT! BUT XIMENA TRANSITIONS IT INTO PA LA RAZA! THE WESTERN LARIAT TAKES ANTHONY OUT AS SIERRA AND XIMENA MAKE A STATEMENT TONIGHT!
(Both Sierra and Ximena are looking down at a knocked out Anthony with a look of disdain on their faces as they look up to one another before looking at the ring. ‘Odd Eye’ blasts through the speakers as both of them make their way down the ramp and towards the ring, transitioning right into focusing on Sierra’s match while medical personnel check on Anthony on the stage. Stephie Love is seen making her way into the ring ready to announce the next match)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Stephie Love: Making her way to the ring, accompanied by XIMENA VALESQUEZ!!! From San Francisco, California… weighing in at 121 pounds… THE QUEEN… SIERRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Wow, what a display by Ximena and Sierra right here. They beat up Anthony who happened to be badmouthing them last week, and made a statement at their expense especially heading into Sierra’s match right here. Both of them seem to be pleased with their work but it appears they also have bigger fish to fry in the process.
Flannery McCoy: Both of them might possibly be looking towards their future when it comes to the Unified Tag Team Champions. If Sierra can get this win tonight, it could be big for her! Sierra is a woman on a mission as it’s become apparent that neither of them are taking prisoners. Let’s see how this match goes.
Jake Mercer: Oh just because she shortened her name means that it’s cool, I am suddenly so intimidated and scared by her presence! But say, if I change my name to just Mercer will people be scared of me?!
Stew-O & Flannery McCoy: No.
Jake Mercer: :will:
(‘Witches Burn’ by The Pretty Reckless hits to a mixed reaction from the crowd as Harlow Reichert and Xavier Williams make their way out to the stage with the Unified Tag Team Championships around their shoulder. Both of them look towards one another before raising their titles high in the air as pyro shoots out from the stage to the awe of the crowd. Harlow nods to herself before making her way down the ramp and towards the ring, while Xavier follows close behind as well)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, being accompanied by XAVIER WILLIAMS!!! From Christchurch, New Zealand… weighing in at 135 pounds… she is one-half of the UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!! MISS NO FUCKS GIVEN… HARLOW REICHERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well we know how the story goes already. Three weeks back at Pain For Pride, Harlow and Xavier got a win against the dominant team of IDOL-GUN to capture the Unified Tag Team Championships. Of course they hold themselves with pride afterwards, and walk into Friday Night Dynasty as dominant Champions. All before they’re interrupted by none other than Lisa Wren and Kensi.
Flannery McCoy: They both send individual warnings to the both of them, saying that if there’s going to be a person facing them at Operation: Doomsday, it’s them. Now Harlow and Xavier are on a mission to raise their stock heading to the first Dynasty Free-Per-View as that starts tonight. I’m sure they’re on a mission and I have no doubt they’ll pull through.
Jake Mercer: :damn: Harlow looks different. She looks fiery, not so “thicc” as Gavin would say it, but she looks more intimidating than ever! Not to say I’m scared of women! But…
(Before the bell rings while the two competitors get ready, the crowd begin to give a mixed reaction as Lisa Wren and Kensi make their way around the ring. Both of them look at Harlow and Xavier with determined looks on her face, Kensi with a cocky look but Lisa with a more serious look on her face, unhappy about her loss to Jonny. Both of them head to the commentary booth and take a seat next to Stew, Flannery, and Jake)
Stew-O: Speak of the devil! Thanks for joining us Lisa and Kensi!
Kensi: We wouldn’t miss this for the world. Apologize for the delay, that heathen at the entrance stage had to take up the time we could’ve had making a fancy little entrance. But oh well!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: This match is underway as Harlow cautiously approaches Sierra, seeming to be planning out how she wants this match to go in her head. Having Lisa and Kensi at commentary has to be irritating as well. But it seems that Xavier is double checking to make sure that nothing happens in this match. But how long will this go before this completely goes into mayhem?
Lisa Wren: Me and Stripperella ain’t bout to do shit, I don’t know who you think we are.
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: Well then, Sierra also looks determined in her own right. She has a goal of her own along with Ximena at her corner. Imagine the momentum boost that both of them could get if Sierra beats one-half of the Unified Tag Team Champions tonight? This match is a complete wildcard and who knows what the hell could happen as both of them make their way over and quickly engage in a collar-and-elbow tie-up! Harlow grabs Sierra into a sudden Sleeper Hold, quickly cinching it in and looking to weaken Sierra in the early going to make sure that she also has the advantage if this match continues on. You can see Sierra waving her arms around trying to escape but I think she’s finding that decently hard at the moment.
Jake Mercer: Imagine if Sierra possibly gets subdued or tapped out? I don’t mean to be Persephone here, but that would just be funny. Harlow attempts to drop Sierra to the ground and strengthen the hold, but it’s Sierra that quickly slips out of the hold! SIERRA GOES BEHIND HARLOW AS SHE QUICKLY ROLLS HER UP INTO AN IMMEDIATE PIN ATTEMPT! SIERRA WAS PLAYING POSSUM!
OOONNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: BUT HARLOW MANAGES TO KICK OUT BEFORE THREE!
Kensi: Imagine the uproar that would be if the Unified Tag Team Champion were to lose to a simple School Boy pin at the beginning of a match. What a shame that would be :mjlol:.
Flannery McCoy: Sierra could’ve stolen a victory right there but Harlow wasn’t having it at the moment. Both of them are back up as Sierra runs forward, BUT IT’S HARLOW THAT POPS SIERRA UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS AND DROPS HER DOWN INTO A POWERBOMB! Harlow isn’t done though as she brings Sierra back up, LIFTING HER UP AND SLAMMING HER BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH ANOTHER POWERBOMB! Harlow once again brings her up onto her shoulders as Sierra attempts to rain punches down onto her! Sierra attempts to keep ahold of it, BUT IT’S HARLOW THAT TAKES SIERRA DOWN TO THE MAT, TRANSITIONING AND PINNING SIERRA’S SHOULDERS TO THE MAT THIS TIME!
OOONNNEEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOO-
Jake Mercer: BUT SIERRA GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Stew-O: It appears that Harlow has turned the tides for the time being with the multiple Powerbombs that drilled Sierra down to the ground repeatedly. Harlow is back up looking to continue the momentum and begin to stomp down on her multiple times as Sierra tries to block it and somehow find a way out of it right here! Sierra is attempting to escape to the best of her abilities but Harlow looks dead set on hurting her in this match! Harlow this time mounting onto Harlow, and beginning to rain down punches repeatedly on her head this time! Harlow is relentless as this time Sierra holds up her forearms to avoid as many shots as she can!
Flannery McCoy: But thankfully Sierra manages to push her away before any more harm can be done to her! Sierra manages to get to the ropes to hold herself up while Harlow is back up to her feet. Harlow quickly running towards Sierra in hopes of getting the offense back in her corner, BUT SIERRA MANAGES TO QUICKLY GRAB HARLOW AND THROW HER THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING! Harlow is sent down to ringside as she’s clearly trying to recover, stumbling around in hopes of catching herself. BUT SIERRA ISN’T DONE JUMPING ONTO THE APRON AND LEAPING OFF THE APRON TAKING HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A MOONSAULT!
Lisa Wren: God this is really getting sad. If snatching the Unified Tag Team Championships with Kensi are going to be this easy then I don’t know what to say.
Kensi: That’s the nicest thing you’ve said to me, you actually said my name, I’m flattered.
Jake Mercer: Sierra rolling Harlow back into the ring looking to continue her offense, making her way towards Harlow and grabbing hold of her! BUT IT’S HARLOW THAT TAKES SIERRA DOWN FACE FIRST WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! Sierra falls down to the mat as Harlow is right back to stomping down on her in hopes of keeping her down to the mat. Sierra begins to drag herself back up, BUT IT’S HARLOW THAT GRABS HER BY THE HEAD AND SLAMS HER DOWN TO THE MAT! Harlow quickly brings Sierra up to her feet, BEFORE SETTING HER UP FOR THE DIVINE COMEDY! BUTTERFLY PILEDRIVER TO DRILL SIERRA DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: BUT SIERRA SLIPS OUT AND STEPS BACK BEFORE CONNECTING WITH ELECTRIC FEEL! THE ROLLING KOPPU KICK TAKES HARLOW DOWN TO THE MAT AS SIERRA SCRAMBLES OVER AND HOOKS THE LEG! PIN ATTEMPT RIGHT HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT HARLOW MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE CAN HAPPEN!
Jake Mercer: Sierra looks frustrated circling around the ring shaking her head. SIERRA QUICKLY GRABBING HARLOW’S LEG AS SHE GOES FOR A SHARPSHOOTER! But before she can fully cinch it Harlow uses her legs to push her away! Both of them are running towards one another looking to change something about how this match is going to go, but Harlow quickly makes her way towards Sierra and grabs her arm before wrenching it! Harlow continues to bring the fight to Sierra as Sierra is finding it hard to keep her head above water at the moment! HARLOW ISN’T DONE THOUGH QUICKLY ROLLING THROUGH AND LOCKING IN A CROSS ARMBREAKER!
Stew-O: Sierra is screaming in pain trying to get out of the hold! Reaching as much as she can but she’s so distant it doesn’t seem to be an option at the moment! Sierra is crawling as she seems to be fingertips away, Harlow continuing to pull back at the arm looking to possibly snap it half in the process! But it’s not locked in for long as Sierra uses her last bit of energy to grab the bottom rope and force the hold to break!
Kensi: Oh what a bummer. I was hoping Harlow would do something worth my time while I was out here, but just as she always does, she proves me wrong 🙄.
Flannery McCoy: Both competitors are back up to their feet, as Sierra steps forward and kicks Harlow hard in the gut! Harlow stumbles back but makes her way towards Sierra, BUT ONCE AGAIN SIERRA KICKS HER AND DROPS HER DOWN INTO A QUICK SNAP SUPLEX! Instead of going for the cover Sierra crouches in wait, patiently waiting for Harlow to get back up to their feet. BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND CONNECTING WITH SEROTONIN! THE ROLLING ELBOW KNOCKS HARLOW DOWN TO THE MAT AS SIERRA DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG! GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: ONCE AGAIN HARLOW KICKS OUT OF THE PIN ATTEMPT!
Stew-O: Sierra is unhappy, slamming the mat in anger before getting herself back up to her feet and shaking her head in disappointment. She’s once again waiting for Harlow to get back up to her feet which is what she seems to be doing surprisingly quickly. Both of them are back up facing towards one another, SIERRA GOING FOR SELF DESTRUCTOR!
Flannery McCoy: But Harlow manages to slip out of it! Sierra stumbles backwards in confusion before running towards Harlow! BUT HARLOW CATCHES SIERRA WITH LES MISERABLES! THE FLYING KNEE TAKES SIERRA DOWN TO THE GROUND BEFORE HARLOW LOCKS IN THE TWISTER! THE SUBMISSION IS LOCKED IN AS SIERRA IS SCREAMING IN PAIN TRYING TO ESCAPE! HARLOW HAS THIS LOCKED IN TIGHT AT THE CENTER OF THE RING THOUGH AS IT APPEARS SHE HAS NOWHERE TO GO!
Jake Mercer: SIERRA TAPS OUT! SIERRA TAPS OUT! HARLOW COMES OUT VICTORIOUS!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… HARRRRRRRRRRRRLOW REIIIIICHERRRRRRR-
Stew-O: BEFORE ANY CELEBRATIONS CAN BEGIN KENSI SLIDES INTO THE RING AND CONNECTS WITH A HUSH YOUR MOUTH TO HARLOW! INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER CONNECTS WHICH TAKES HARLOW DOWN TO THE GROUND! Look at Lisa on the outside obviously seeing Kensi contradict what they said about them not attacking them whatsoever!
Jake Mercer: Look at it this way, they didn’t interfere in the match whatsoever! If anything, I don’t mind this happening.
Flannery McCoy: I DON’T THINK LISA DOES EITHER AS SHE SLIDES INTO THE RING WHILE XAVIER TRIES FOR THE SAVE! AS LISA TAKES XAVIER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG CROSSBODY! BEFORE TURNING IT AROUND AND CONNECTING WITH A SWINGING RELEASE FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX! XAVIER WAS FOCUSED ON HELPING HARLOW THAT HE DIDN’T EVEN SEE LISA COME IN! LISA AND KENSI STAND TALL TONIGHT!
(Lisa and Kensi look towards one another with straight faces as they pick up the Unified Tag Team Championships from the crowd. Both of them look towards one another before raising the titles high in the air with pride to a mixed reaction from the crowd, which is the last shot seen as EAW fades to commercial break)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Kassidy Heart’s most starving moments featuring Mr. DEDEDE.)
(We cut to a backstage area as we see a few interns and ring crew members trying to carry equipment to a different part of the arena. As one tries to step away to hit a vending machine, he puts his money in and selects a bottle of Pepsi. The guy reaches down, grabs his Pepsi, and twists the top. As he begins to drink it…)
BAM!!!
(The intern is shoulder bumped from the back and spills his soda all over himself.)
Backstage Worker: HEY! :wtf: Watch where you’re-
(The guy stops in his tracks as the person is revealed as none other than Andre Walker as he turns around and gets right in his face to the cheers of the crowd.)
Andre Walker: :tyson:
Backstage Worker: Oh, nevermind! Ha ha I watch out next time… :will:
(Next steps into frame the one and only Albert Hitchman, standing behind Andre with a big smirk on his face watching the Backstage Worker look in fear at ‘The Notorious Kaiser’.)
Albert Hitchman: Yea, next time you should watch out. Always be aware of your surroundings and never get in Andre Walker’s way. Got that?
Backstage Worker: :mjcry:
Albert Hitchman: Now scram before the Samoan God Butcher turns you into a plate of Oka…ok?
(The backstage worker scrambles as Andre Walker leans his back onto a nearby cement wall. Albert Hitchman shakes his head as he turns to Andre.)
Albert Hitchman: These guys are losing it around here. Even the backstage workers are getting testy. You’d think they would have seen what happened last week and done whatever they could to steer clear out of your way.
Andre Walker: Not everybody’s as smart as me. It’s clear that we have a stupidity epidemic that’s becoming more contagious than covid ever was here in EAW. Last week, for example, I watched Jack Ripley stand and give the world a bunch of crap where he proceeded to waste air time and the spotlight on the first episode of Dynasty this season. Next, I watched that moron Darcy May Morgan walk out and interrupt Jack and do the exact same thing as him and just waste precious air time. Air time that rightfully should be going to me.
Albert Hitchman: I agree 100 percent with you right there.
Andre Walker: So, You and I proceed to calmly walk out to the ring as we attempt to kind of help Jack Ripley and Darcy understand something. They both may have been former World Champions, both may have been successful in the past, and very well be capable of huge things given their respective abilities but neither can reach the level I’ve reached as an elitist. Jack Ripley can’t compare himself to me. Darcy May Morgan is vastly inferior…
Albert Hitchman: VASTLY INFERIOR! Like a Zune trying to be compared to the iCloud. Like a chicken trying to stand in front of a dinosaur. It’s like a Penny trying to equal up to a one hundred dollar bill.
Andre Walker: My sentiments exactly, Albert. I vacated my New Breed title at the behest and urging by everyone to move on up and face the stiffer, tougher competition EAW has to offer and what did I get? Jack Ripley didn’t impress me last week. DMM interrupting my match didn’t help either. Darcy and Jack don’t move the needle to me.
(Andre steps away from the cement wall and looks at Albert Hitchman.)
Albert Hitchman: You know how I feel about those two. They both came off as jealous, desperate, and insecure to me. Two pitiful former World Champions threatened by the next man to climb the totem pole and rise to the top of this business. Scared of the bright future of Andre Walker.
Andre Walker: Both Darcy and Jack are scared of the truth. They are scared to know beyond any doubt in either of their minds that I’m just a different level than them both. Combined even. That’s why Darcy had to interfere in my match last week. Two petulant punk so called peers couldn’t live with the fact that I’m already ahead of them that they are clutching at straws in hope that I don’t make my superiority official. They both are too stupid to see that my one New Breed championship reign makes both their runs as World Champions look like chopped liver. My run as New Breed champion was more important, more memorable, and more legendary than anything Darcy or Jack have done in their entire careers. Bar none. It’s not even up for debate. Neither one of them can say they ended their own reign. Both had to look another man or woman in the eye and get beaten before watching the titles they had go off and be handed to the better elitist. I do not have that same feeling and as far as I’m concerned, I’ll never share that same feeling. I’ll never be able to look at Darcy May Morgan and see her as remotely close to my equal as a wrestler. Same with Jack Ripley. If these two want to take this further than last week’s debacle, you know better than anyone in this place that I’m game for whatever those two can bring. I’m prepared for any and everything Darcy and Jack can throw. I’m down to take this to the ring, outside the ring, and anywhere either one of those losers want to take it.
Albert Hitchman: I don’t even believe you need to tape your fists for Darcy May Morgan. I know you would love nothing more than to set their fates in stone and beat them both clean in the middle of the ring. I know you are capable of crushing both Ripley and Darcy at the same time so for their sake…let’s hope they are smarter than they look. Let’s hope they back down before you make them back down.
Andre Walker: I’ll make sure to do what more than make them back down. I’ll make Darcy bow down and accept this as the truth. I’ll make Jack Ripley lay down and accept a cruel fate that I make for him. Neither can stand face to face with me and if they disagree I’ll gladly show them exactly why they can’t. One Hunger on the Hillside after another until both can’t stand on their own two feet without crutches holding them up.
(Andre looks off into the distance, his pissed off glare leaving a powerful last impression on the backstage scene.)
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker isn’t shy about being self confident. To the point of claiming his run as New Breed champ was better than both World Championship reigns by Jack and Darcy. Might be a bit delusional there…
Jake Mercer: Is it though?
Stew-O: Whether it is or isn’t, thinking he can make short work of Darcy AND Jack is something only Albert Hitchman can have someone believing. Andre Walker is very talented, but he might be biting off too much to chew going about things this route.
Jake Mercer: With teeth like that, nothing is too much to chew. Munch munch! DON’T KILL ME DRE DAY!!!
(A commercial is shown for Fast & Furious 10 starring New Eden, because nothing is stronger than family)
(‘Rockstar’ by N.E.R.D. Hits as Andre Walker steps out onto the stage with Albert Hitchman beside him. The Houston crowd gives him a loud mixed reaction as he maintains a serious look on his face. Walker nods at Hitchman, as the both of them begin to make their way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for…
Crowd: ONE FALL !
Stephie Love: Introducing first.. Accompanied by Albert Hitchman.. From Namu’a, Samoa!!! Weighing in at 245lbs!!! THE NOTORIOUS KAISER!!! ANDRE WALKER!!!
Stew-O: It has been quite the start of the season for Andre Walker, as he tries to establish his dominance as a returning Dynasty Elitist from last year. Clearly he doesn’t enjoy the idea of all of these Elitists who came from other brands entering Dynasty and taking the spot that he’s been aiming for a while, and that’s the top!
Flannery McCoy: He vented his frustrations along with Albert Hitchman before the commercial break, it’s clear that he’s a very unhappy camper when it comes to the problem of Darcy May Morgan and Jack Ripley. Well, he gets a shot at another new Dynasty acquisition tonight, and I can’t wait to see how this plays out!
(Andre Walker is seen in the ring while getting a pep talk from Albert Hitchman. Suddenly, ‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef hits, as the crowd erupts into boos. After a moment, SOSA Henderson steps out onto the stage in shades and a leather jacket. His entrance attire is topped with an Icy SOSA Necklace that sparkles as the light shines down onto it. SOSA lowers his shades, looks at his competition in the ring, then raises his sunglasses back up before making his way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent!! From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania!! Weighing in at 191lbs!! BULLETPROOF!! SOSA HENDERSON!!!
Stew-O: And here comes the former World Champion. There is no question that he has his sights on becoming the EAW World Heavyweight Champion at Operation: Doomsday, and a win over Andre tonight could only further his case as to why he could be a future nominee for both EAW World Champion and Heavyweight Champ of the year!!
Jake Mercer: He better, I don’t know if you realize but I don’t really like Xander Payne that much. He’s despicable, he’s the opposite of a healthy eating habit and for a Greek God like me? You know just how much that pisses me off as a result. Justice needs to be served and I’ll make sure that happens one way or another! And that means SOSA wins!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell, and this match is underway. Both SOSA Henderson and Andre Walker circle around the center of the ring before tying up with one another! Walker gets the advantage as he manages to shove SOSA up against the turnbuckles.. RIGHT HOOK BY ANDRE WALKER ONTO SOSA HENDERSON IN THE CORNER!!
Flannery McCoy: Not quite Stew!! SOSA just ducked under that right hook.. AND RESPONDS WITH A FIRM STOMP DOWN ONTO THE FOOT OF ANDRE WALKER!! Andre bends over and clutches at his foot in pain.. BUT THAT OPENS UP AN OPPORTUNITY FOR A NASTY UPPERCUT BY SOSA HENDERSON THAT DROPS ANDRE WALKER BACK AND DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!
Jake Mercer: SOSA Henderson told Andre Walker earlier this week that in order to take the next step and the challenges that go beyond the New Breed Division, that he’s going to need to accept failure.. SOSA is definitely trying to make a point early on in this match!
Stew-O: Most definitely! And with guys like Xander Payne and The Visual Prophet who I am sure are watching this match, SOSA needs to keep his foot on the gas pedal in order to make it known that he’s aiming to be World Heavyweight Champion real soon!
Flannery McCoy: Walker is in a seated position right now, as SOSA charges at him and kicks him directly in the chest! Walker falls back to the canvas after that kick, but soon after it’s SOSA Henderson with a stomp down onto the right leg of Andre Walker! Another stomp by Henderson!! And another!! This time it connect to the stomach of Andre Walker, and pops him back up into a seated position! SOSA quickly runs to the ropes behind Walker! Henderson with the rebound.. AND HENDERSON CONNECTS WITH A SINGLE LEG DROPKICK THAT PIERCES RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF ANDRE WALKER’S HEAD!!
Stew-O: Andre instantly clutches at his head, but SOSA Henderson quickly takes advantage of the fact that Walker is down and goes for the pin!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTWWWWWW-
Stew-O: Quick kickout by Andre Walker right there, and we can see Albert Hitchman banging on the ring apron in an attempt to get Andre Walker going!
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, this match has been all SOSA Henderson ever since he found that opening in the corner earlier on. However, it doesn’t seem like the cheering from Hitchman is doing much, as SOSA Henderson had to lift Andre Walker up to his feet! SOSA now gets off to the side as he wraps his arms around the waist of Andre!! He lifts him up… BACK SUPLEX BY SOSA HENDERSON!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! Andre Walker managed to slip his arm through and landed a back elbow right into the nose of SOSA Henderson before Henderson could lift him up!! ANOTHER BACK ELBOW!! AND NOW A THIRD!!
Stew-O: That last back elbow by Andre Walker just broke himself free, as SOSA Henderson is clutching at his face in pain. SOSA looks up at Andre Walker who turns around and faces him and… SOSA HENDERSON CHARGES IN WITH A RUNNING LARIAT!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! Andre ducks underneath the arm, as SOSA Henderson runs to the ropes ahead of him! Henderson rebounds back.. BIG BOOT BY ANDRE WALKER!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! SOSA HENDERSON BASEBALL SLIDES UNDER THE LEG LIKE A MEMBER OF THE PHILLIES, THEN POPS UP TO HIS FEET!! Andre slowly turns around… AND TURNS INTO A ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY SOSA HENDERSON!!
Stew-O: What a kick by the former EAW World Champion! It sends Andre Walker flying over to the side ropes beside them and.. ANDRE WALKER DROPS SOSA HENDERSON WITH A VICIOUS HEADBUTT TO THE STERNUM!!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA Henderson tries to work up to a seated position, but Andre Walker instantly drops down onto him and lands a nasty forearm to the face on the way down! Andre mounts on top of SOSA now and begins delivering massive forearm strikes across the face of Henderson!! Left! Right! Left! Right! These forearm strikes are definitely dealing some damage!!
Stew-O: And that’s not enough to satisfy Andre Walker and Albert Hitchman, as we can see Hitchman signaling Walker to turn SOSA Henderson into an example! Andre Walker nods to Hitchman, then turns his attention back onto SOSA Henderson! Walker stands straight up, reaches down, grabs SOSA, then brings him up to his feet. What does Andre Walker have in mind right here? He’s dipping his shoulder and lifting SOSA up onto his back!!! SAMOAN DROP!!! ANDRE WALKER JUST CONNECTED WITH THE SAMOAN DROP AND FLATTENED SOSA HENDERSON BENEATH HIM!! Walker now goes for the pin!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHRRRRR-
Stew-O: And there’s the kickout by SOSA Henderson!!
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker clearly wishes that Henderson stayed down, but he quickly focuses on his next move. He obviously knows there is more work to be done against someone like SOSA Henderson, as he stands up and brings the former World Champion to his feet! Irish whip by Andre, and it sends SOSA Henderson right into the corner turnbuckles!!
Jake Mercer: AND ANDRE CHARGES IN WITH A RUNNING CORNER CLOTHESLINE!!
Stew-O: NO!! SOSA HENDERSON CATCHES ANDRE WALKER WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE!! That kick turns Andre all the way around, as he clutches at his face!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE QUICKLY TURNS BACK AROUND AND POPS SOSA HENDERSON IN THE JAW WITH A LEAPING KNEE!!! SOSA Henderson is groggy against the corner now, as Andre Walker grabs him and pulls him towards the center of the ring! Kick to the stomach by Andre! He pulls SOSA in and lifts him into the air!!! POWERBOMB!!!!
Jake Mercer: Andre just powerbombed SOSA Henderson so hard that SOSA might be Samoan now too!
Stew-O: And not just that! He still has his grip on SOSA Henderson, as he lifts him back up… ANOTHER POWERBOMB!!!
Flannery McCoy: While Henderson has been verbal about his place in the company in comparison to Walker, Walker stated that even as champion, SOSA could never be what Walker is going to be! This is Andre stepping up to the man and bringing it to him!!
Stew-O: And Andre Walker lifts SOSA up for a third time!! He sets himself up in the center of the ring… FOR A THIRD POWERBOMB!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! SOSA Henderson pops himself up and over Andre’s head and shoulders, as he lands on his feet behind him!! Andre Walker turns around..
Jake Mercer: SUPERKICK!!!!!!
Stew-O: SOSA Henserson just snapped Andre’s head back with that Superkick, as Andre drops to his knees and clutches at his jaw in pain!! SOSA Henderson quickly steps up to the vulnerable Andre Walker and shoves him by the face before delivering a dropkick right into the chest of Walker!! AND LOOK!!! THAT DROPKICK SENT ANDRE WALKER RIGHT INTO THE MIDDLE ROPES WITH HIS HEAD AND ARMS HANGING OVER!!! WE KNOW WHAT’S COMING!!
Flannery McCoy: TIGER FEINT KICK!!! SOSA JUST SPRINTED RIGHT AT ANDRE, AND HIT THE TIGER FEINT KICK!! Walker instantly falls back down to the canvas of the ring by the side ropes!! Meanwhile, SOSA grabs the top rope from the ring apron and pulls… He then uses it to propel himself into the air as he connects with a.. A SLINGSHOT DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP INTO THE CHEST OF ANDRE WALKER!!! That one just pierced into his sternum, as Walker is now kicking his legs up and down in tremendous pain!!
Stew-O: And now look at this!! SOSA Henderson is grabbing onto the top rope, as he begins stomping down into the midsection of Andre Walker!! Walker screams out in pain, as SOSA lifts up onto the top rope every time he stomps down in order to add more pressure into each stomp!! The referee now tries to separate SOSA from those ropes and Andre!!
Referee: One.. Two..
Flannery McCoy: AND SOSA HENDERSON PRESSES BOTH OF HIS BOOTS INTO THE ABDOMEN OF ANDRE WALKER, AS HE CONTINUES TO PULL UP ON THOSE TOP ROPES!! HE’S LITERALLY DRIVING HIS ENTIRE BODY INTO THE MIDSECTION OF ANDRE WALKER RIGHT NOW!!!
Referee: Three.. Four.. Fi-
Stew-O: JUMPING DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP BY SOSA HENDERSON, AS HE RELEASES THE ROPES AND BACKS AWAY FROM ANDRE WALKER TO STOP THE REFEREE’S COUNT!!
Flannery McCoy: The crowd is definitely not enjoying SOSA’s cheap tactics, and they are letting him hear it tonight.
Stew-O: Andre Walker slowly scoots himself into the corner beside him, as he sits up against the bottom turnbuckles.. BUT SOSA HENDERSON DOESN’T WAIT A SINGLE SECOND, AS HE CHARGES IN AND CONNECTS WITH A CORNER SINGLE LEG DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF ANDRE WALKER!!! Andre is in tremendous pain as he rolls out of the corner and towards the center of the ring. Walker clutches at his chest, as SOSA Henderson steps up to him!
Jake Mercer: AND SOSA HENDERSON WITH A STOMP DOWN ONTO THE STOMACH OF ANDRE WALKER!!! ANOTHER STOMP!!! AND ANOTHER!!! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN STOMPS BY SOSA!!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA Henderson is making a point right now!!
Stew-O: ELEVEN! TWELVE!! THIRTEEN STOMPS BY SOSA!!
Flannery McCoy: Albert Hitchman is once again, banging on the ring apron, as he tries to get Andre Walker going, but this just catches SOSA Henderson’s attention, as he steps away from Andre and over to Albert!! Albert Hitchman stands at ringside, as Henderson stomps down onto the canvas of the ring in front of Hitchman!! And that powerful stomp was enough for Hitchman to retreat a few feet away from the ring with hands in the air! SOSA Henderson smirks out to Albert, then turns back around and makes his way to Andre Walker who is still down!
Jake Mercer: FOURTEEN!! FIFTEEN STOMPS!!! SOSA Henderson isn’t showing any mercy whatsoever!! SIXTEE-
Stew-O: ANDRE WALKER CAUGHT THE FOOT OF SOSA HENDERSON!! AND HE TRIPS HENDERSON DOWN!!! KNEE BAR BY ANDRE WALKER!!!! THE KNEE BAR IS LOCKED IN TIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker is putting so much pressure on that knee, as SOSA Henderson begins to freak out!! With every second that passes, the more damage is done to that knee, and for someone who utilizes many stomps and kicks like SOSA Henderson does, he’s going to need his knees!
Jake Mercer: Andre Walker is trying to take away SOSA’s biggest strengths, and might even succeed in doing so, as SOSA Henderson is struggling! Henderson has his arms extended out, as he tries to grab the ropes!!
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE WRENCHES ON THAT KNEE HARDER!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LOOK!! With his free leg, SOSA begins to kick away at Andre Walker!! Numerous kicks begin to connect onto Andre as.. SOSA BREAKS FREE!!! Andre is still down, as SOSA crawls his way over to the side ropes!! SOSA begins to climb his way up to his feet with the help of the ropes! SOSA stands, but nearly falls back down because of his knee! Andre Walker now steps up to SOSA…
Jake Mercer: SPEAR!!!!
Stew-O: SOSA HENDERSON JUST SPEARED ANDRE WALKER DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE-
Flannery McCoy: KIMURA LOCK!!! ANDRE WALKER HAS THE KIMURA LOCK LOCKED IN!!!
Stew-O: WAIT NO!! SOSA SPINS OUT OF IT, AND ENDS UP ON HIS FEET BESIDE WALKER!! Andre now gets up as well…
Flannery McCoy: DEADSHOT!!! JUMPING SUPERKICK BY SOSA HENDERSON!!! Andre is knocked groggy as he nearly falls, but SOSA leaps into the air for a JUMPING DD-
???: SOSA!
(Out of nowhere, a voice begins to boom through the arena causing the crowd to boo loudly knowing exactly who it is. None other than Xander Payne is seen on the titantron in his own personal locker room. He’s seated, seemingly invested in the match between SOSA and Andre. Xander stops SOSA in his tracks, as he doesn’t even attempt the jumping DDT on Andre. Andre collapses down to the canvas, as SOSA quickly makes his way towards the side ropes closest to the titantron with an unhappy look on his face)
Flannery McCoy: What is Xander Payne doing up there on the screen?!
Stew-O: No idea, Flannery, but it’s definitely getting into the head of SOSA Henderson!
Xander Payne: You think you deserve this SOSA? Do you understand what the hell you just got yourself into? At Operation: Doomsday, consider yourself a fucking deadman. Then when it’s all said and done, don’t say I didn’t fucking warn you.
SOSA Henderson: (Off-Mic) YOU JUST WAIT TILL I FUCKING GET MY HANDS ON YOU BITCH!
Xander Payne: I’m so scared! Yeah, we’ll see buddy. Have fun in your little match against a significantly lesser person than me.
(Xander Payne is seen patting his EAW World Heavyweight Championship on the titantron, a smirk on his face as he leans back on the couch he’s sitting on with a bag of popcorn; enjoying the view that he’s getting of the match. SOSA Henderson shakes his head in frustration, turning around and focusing on the match at hand.)
Stew-O: HUNGER ON HILLSIDE!!! ANDRE WALKER JUST SPEARED SOSA HENDERSON INTO A NEW DIMENSION, AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!!
(Xander Payne is seen on the titantron once again while Andre goes for the pin, as he blows a kiss to SOSA Henderson, then waves goodbye before the titantron cuts off.)
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Rockstar’ by N.E.R.D. hits, as the Houston crowd gives a loud mixed reaction for Andre Walker. Andre rises up to his feet, as Albert Hitchman slides into the ring, and grabs his hand. Both Albert and the referee raise Andre’s hand into the air, as Albert points at Andre Walker, acknowledging the huge victory that he just had against the former World Champion, SOSA Henderson.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. NOTORIOUS KAISER!!!! ANDRE WALKER!!!
Stew-O: Huge victory for Andre Walker, but we can’t pretend that Xander Payne didn’t play a role in the outcome of this match.
Jake Mercer: SOSA took his eyes off of the prize while Andre never took his eyes off at all, and that is why he won tonight. Andre Walker proved his word tonight.
Flannery McCoy: No matter how anyone takes this, you can’t deny the fact that both SOSA Henderson and Andre Walker were going at each other until Xander Payne popped up on the screen. Another match between these two is something we need for SZN 15!
Stew-O: That I can agree with Flannery!
(The screen shows Andre Walker and Albert Hitchman celebrating as they make their way up the entrance ramp. We then see SOSA Henderson struggling to get up in the center of the ring as he is obviously upset with how Xander Payne screwed him out of this match.)
(A commercial is shown for CVS where Ronan Malosi is buying antidepressants to cope with his Elite Answers Wrestling run)
(Dynasty fades back to ringside, and Stephie Love stands in the center of the ring with a microphone in her hand.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first, please welcome ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!
(‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX hits, and the crowd begins cheering as Andrea Valentine begins to make her way towards the ring. She’s not in ring gear as she’s not in action tonight, and instead she makes her way towards the commentary table, as there’s an extra seat that’s open for her. She sits in the seat, putting on the headset that’s out for her.)
Stew-O: Andrea! Glad to have you here with us on commentary!
Andrea Valentine: The pleasure’s mine. I don’t think I’d get a better chance to see Viz in action than this.
Jake Mercer: So you’re on Vizzy’s side too? Perfect!
Andrea Valentine: :wtf: No… I literally just challenged him last week, I’m just seeing what he can do before we face each other.
Jake Mercer: Oh. :francis:
(‘Savior’ by Iggy Azalea feat. Quavo hits to an extremely mixed reaction as Darcy May Morgan begins to make her way out to the stage. Both boos and cheers are heard as Darcy makes her way down towards the ring, seemingly focused on her upcoming match. Despite the focus, she still has a very confident looking smirk on her face, showing that she believes without a doubt that she has what it takes to get the victory in this match.)
Stephie Love: Making her way to the ring… Billed from Kent, United Kingdom… Weighing in at 130 pounds…. DDAAARRRRCCYYYY MMAAAYYYY MMOOORRRRGGAANNN!!!!!
Stew-O: We all saw what went down with Darcy May Morgan, Andre Walker and Jack Ripley. I really didn’t expect everything that went down last week to happen, but tonight she has a pretty big match as she faces the Visual Prophet!
Jake Mercer: The Dropkick Darling is here :blessed:! You know Andrea, you almost got the chance to face her back at Pain for Pride for the Universal Women’s Championship, but you did come up short.
Andrea Valentine: Right… In the match where I was literally crushed by a faulty cell 🙃.
Flannery McCoy: I don’t know about you guys, but I’m excited for this match. Two former World Champions facing off on the second Dynasty of the season :whew:!
(As Darcy waits inside of the ring, ‘Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)’ By Jimi Hendrix hits. The Visual Prophet begins walking out to a crowd full of cheers alongside Dr. Angelo D’Angelo, who looks disgusted by the presence of both Darcy May Morgan and Andrea Valentine. The Visual Prophet has a grin on his face as he makes his way towards the ring, and he makes sure to wave to Andrea before making his way into the ring, something Andrea simply brushes off.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… Accompanied by Dr. Angelo D’Angelo… Residing in Engadine, Michigan… Weighing in at 275 pounds.. THE VISUALLLLLL PPRRROOPHEEETTTT!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Andrea, last week you challenged the Visual Prophet to a match and he accepted. It’s been a full week since then, have you had any regrets about your challenge?
Andrea Valentine: Of course not. I challenged him for a reason, why would I go back on my word? Our first match was nearly an entire year ago. What happened there won’t be repeated, I said this already.
Jake Mercer: Vizzy :blessed:!!! The Beloved Brother :blessed:!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Like I said, I’m excited for this match. The Visual Prophet is part of the reason Veena Adams isn’t around as general manager anymore. He won his past two Pain for Pride matches in a row. We all know how big of a talent he is, so this should be great!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And here we go! The Visual Prophet versus Darcy May Morgan is on! Both Elitists are circling the ring, and I think Darcy knows that the last thing she wants to do right now is lock up with someone the size of Viz. There’s absolutely no way that’d actually work in her favor, SO DARCY CHARGES IN AND GOES FOR THE FACE ACHE- WHICH VIZ MANAGES TO AVOID! KISS TO THE HEAD- NO! DARCY DUCKS UNDER IT, AND SHE TRIED TO HIT THE TTYN BUT VIZ DUCKED UNDER IT AND LIFTED DARCY UP INTO A BACK BODY DROP!
Jake Mercer: DARCY MANAGES TO LAND ON HER FEET THOUGH- JUST FOR VIZZY TO TURN AROUND AND HIT HER WITH A HUGE LARIAT! Viz clearly saw that one coming, and Darcy paid for it! Darcy May Morgan is trying to pull herself back to her feet, but right now Viz is in control of this match. Are you sure you’re ready for this Andrea?
Andrea Valentine: If I wasn’t, do you think I would’ve challenged him? I’ve faced him before.
Jake Mercer: And you lost that match :lupe:.
Andrea Valentine: Yeah, I know. We’ve been over this. You can go back to doing your job now.
Flannery McCoy: Darcy May Morgan is back up, and the Visual Prophet immediately takes control as he sends her into the corner, AND VIZ CHARGES IN BUT DARCY MANAGES TO STOP HERSELF IN THE CORNER, BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE BACK ELBOW TO VIZ’S JAW! The Visual Prophet stumbling back a bit, and that allows Darcy May Morgan to pull herself up to the middle rope, BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE DIVING DROPKICK! Dr. Angelo D’Angelo really doesn’t like what he’s seeing right now, the Visual Prophet might be in a bit of trouble!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet stumbled into the opposite corner, AND NOW DARCY MAY MORGAN CHARGES IN BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE RUNNING FOREARM! Darcy now kicking away at Viz’s stomach until he’s brought down into a seated position, and now Darcy just continues to stomp away at Viz, forcing the referee to begin a count!
Referee: (off-mic) ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIV-
Stew-O: Darcy May Morgan finally backs away, BUT ONLY BEFORE CHARGING BACK IN AND DELIVERING A HUGE BOOT TO THE SIDE OF VIZ’S FACE! Darcy May Morgan has a grin on her face as she pulls Viz away from the corner, and now that’s the first cover of the match!
ONE!
Jake Mercer: VIZZY SHOVES DARCY OFF OF HIM! Darcy May Morgan immediately pulls Viz into a rear chinlock, but I don’t know what Darcy was expecting going for a cover that early! Maybe on some other people it’d get the job done, but not on Vizzy. Viz is finding his way back to his feet despite Darcy having the chinlock locked in, and now Darcy tries to transition into a sleeper hold, but now she just finds herself on Viz’s back as Viz makes it back to his feet!
Stew-O: VIZ BACKPEDALS INTO THE CORNER TO TRY AND CRUSH DARCY INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, BUT DARCY QUICKLY JUMPS OFF OF HIM AND FORCES VIZ TO CRASH INTO THEM! DARCY NOW WITH A KICK TO THE- WAIT WHAT!? Despite crashing into the turnbuckles, Viz was still able to just catch Darcy’s foot with ease! Viz spins Darcy around, AND HE GOES FOR A HUGE CLOTHESLINE, BUT DARCY MAY MORGAN IS ABLE TO DUCK UNDER IT! VIZ TURNS TOWARDS DARCY, AND THE FORMER UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION CONNECTS WITH A STEP UP KNEE STRIKE! Viz is stunned by that knee, and now Darcy looks to capitalize by pressing Viz’s throat down onto the middle rope!
Andrea Valentine: :yikes: Viz really isn’t looking too good right now. Are you still doubting my chances against him, Jake?
Jake Mercer: Of course I am! You’re extremely talented, but you’re not Vizzy! You don’t have the Beloved Brother Dr. Angelo D’Angelo in your corner! You’re not a former World Heavyweight Champion!
Andrea Valentine: I was EAW Champion only a year ago :skip:.
Jake Mercer: NOT THE POINT! The Visual Prophet is in a league of his own and we’ve been seeing that very clearly this past season!
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet is still hung up on the middle rope as Darcy lets go, AND DARCY MAY MORGAN QUICKLY BEGINS TO RUN THE ROPES- BUT THE VISUAL PROPHET SPRINGS UP BACK TO HIS FEET AND LIFTS DARCY UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY LIFT! DARCY MAY MORGAN IS IMMEDIATELY DELIVERING ELBOWS TO THE SIDE OF VIZ’S HEAD, BECAUSE I THINK EVEN SHE KNOWS THE DANGER SHE’S IN RIGHT NOW! THERE’S A TON OF MOVES VIZ COULD HIT FROM THAT POSITION, AND ALL OF THEM SPELL DISASTER FOR DARCY! Darcy May Morgan finally manages to free herself from the fireman’s carry, AND NOW SHE GRABS VIZ IN A FRONT FACELOCK, BEFORE GOING TOWARDS THE CORNER AND DELIVERING A TORNADO DDT!
Stew-O: NO! THE TORNADO DDT DOESN’T CONNECT! THE VISUAL PROPHET USES HIS STRENGTH TO HOLD DARCY MAY MORGAN UP, AND NOW HE DUMPS HER OUT ONTO THE APRON! Darcy was only just barely able to hold on and avoid a terrible landing, AND AS SOON AS VIZ CHARGES IN DARCY IS ABLE TO DRIVE HER SHOULDER INTO HIS MIDSECTION! Darcy May Morgan now climbs up to the top rope, BUT WAIT A SECOND! THE VISUAL PROPHET JUST RAN UP TOP, WHAT IS HE DOING!?
Jake Mercer: THE VISUAL PROPHET GETS DARCY IN A FRONT FACELOCK BEFORE QUICKLY HOOKING THE ARM, AND THERE’S A HUGE SUPERPLEX! VIZZY JUST DROPPED DARCY MAY MORGAN WITH A SUPERPLEX AFTER HEADING TO THE TOP ROPE SO FAST THAT IF YOU BLINKED YOU’D MISS IT, AND IT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE HE’S FINISHED YET! THE VISUAL PROPHET GETS BACK UP AND LIFTS DARCY IN ANOTHER SUPLEX POSITION, BEFORE DROPPING HER WITH A POWERSLAM! THAT’S IT! THE END OF THE MATCH IS HERE, VIZZY WITH THE COVER ON DARCY MAY MORGAN!
ONE!
TWO!!
Andrea Valentine: Nope! Darcy just got the shoulder up. Guess that wasn’t enough 🤷♀️.
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet lifts Darcy May Morgan up into another fireman’s carry, but once again Darcy is able to do everything she can to escape it! She’s able to slip out of Viz’s grasp before stumbling towards the ropes, AND VIZ CHARGES AT DARCY- BUT DARCY IS ABLE TO USE THE ROPES TO HELP HER GET BOTH LEGS UP, BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE HURRICANRANA TO THE VISUAL PROPHET! That was a beautiful hurricanrana that was delivered pretty much to perfection, but Viz doesn’t stay down for long at all!
Stew-O: Darcy May Morgan notices Viz getting back up to his feet, AND SHE QUICKLY GOES TO RUN THE ROPES TO TRY AND CAPITALIZE, BUT VIZ ONCE AGAIN SENDS DARCY OVER HIS HEAD AND OUT ONTO THE APRON! Darcy May Morgan just barely manages to land on her feet, but I think the Visual Prophet might already have an idea in mind! Viz quickly begins running the ropes while Darcy doesn’t even seem to know what’s going on, AND VIZ GOES FOR A HUGE SPEAR OFF OF THE RING APRON!
Andrea Valentine: Well… He tried at least.
Jake Mercer: :will: AND HE MISSED, BECAUSE DARCY MAY MORGAN MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! VIZZY JUST WENT CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE THANKS TO THAT SPEAR NOT CONNECTING! Now this is bad! I didn’t think I’d be saying this but Viz is in a lot of trouble right now! Dr. Angelo D’Angelo is checking to see if he’s okay, and the Beloved Brother doesn’t look happy at all thanks to that mayo mutant!
Flannery McCoy: Mayo, mut… Jake, do you ever actually look at yourself in the mirror?
Jake Mercer: Of course I do, why?
Flannery McCoy: Just forget it.
Andrea Valentine: Well if you guys actually want to talk about the match, I think Darcy’s setting up for something since Viz is actually starting to get up.
Stew-O: Andrea is right! The Visual Prophet is getting back up to his feet, BUT DARCY MAY MORGAN TAKES HIM BACK DOWN WITH A HUGE DIVING METEORA OFF OF THE RING APRON! Amazing move by the former Universal Women’s Champion and 2020 Cash in the Vault winner! Darcy sends Viz back into the ring before following behind, AND SHE WASTES NO TIME RUNNING THE ROPES AS VIZ SLOWLY SITS UP! DON’T DISS DARCY!!’
Jake Mercer: NO! VIZZY MANAGES TO JUST BARELY DUCK UNDER IT! Viz quickly grabs onto the ropes to try and use them to get back up, and Darcy quickly approaches him but she’s met with a back elbow to the midsection! The Visual Prophet gets back up, AND HE GRABS DARCY’S HEAD BEFORE SLAMMING HER FACE INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Viz is still hurting from what happened down at ringside, BUT VIZ QUICKLY GRABS DARCY AND SENDS HER CRASHING RIGHT BACK INTO THE CORNER WITH AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! Huge move by the Visual Prophet, and this is exactly what I expected!
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet pulls Darcy out of the corner, and there’s the cover by Viz!
ONE!
TWO!!
T-
Flannery McCoy: AND DARCY MANAGES TO KICK OUT BEFORE THREE! Darcy pulls herself into the corner and uses the turnbuckles to slowly pull herself up, BUT VIZ DELIVERS A HUGE RUNNING SPLASH TO DARCY BEFORE SENDING HER OUT OF THE CORNER! Darcy May Morgan isn’t looking too good right now! She’s on spaghetti legs pretty much, AND NOW THE VISUAL PROPHET RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE DELIVERING A- WAIT A SECOND! VIZ IS DOWN! WHAT A COUNTER BY DARCY!
Stew-O: Viz was running the ropes to capitalize off of the damage he did to Darcy in the corner, but Darcy just laid Viz out with the TTYN! The Visual Prophet just dropped like a ton of bricks, and now Darcy May Morgan drops down for a cover of her own!
ONE!
TWO!!
THR-
Stew-O: THE VISUAL PROPHET GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Viz didn’t kick out with as much authority as earlier in the match though, and I’m sure that has to be worrying for Dr. Angelo D’Angelo, who’s still watching this match down at ringside!
Jake Mercer: Darcy May Morgan is on top of Viz and starting to punch away at him, and I have to admit this is a bit worrying to watch! Darcy is really being ruthless here with these punches, and we all know what Darcy’s capable of! She held her first World Championship just this year, and she may have lost it at Pain for Pride, but she’s still the Dropkick Darling!
Andrea Valentine: :oh: That was probably the first thing you said that wasn’t just a bunch of simping for Viz.
Jake Mercer: :wow: She’s no Vizzy, but Darcy is still great in her own right.
Flannery McCoy: Darcy May Morgan pulls Viz back up, AND SHE GRABS HIM BEFORE SENDING HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! The Visual Prophet stumbles out of the corner, AND NOW DARCY KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION! DARCY RUNS THE ROPES ONCE MORE, AND SHE GOES FOR THE MOVE SHE FAILED TO EARLIER! DON’T DISS DARCY-
Jake Mercer: YES!!!! VIZ TURNED AROUND AND QUICKLY GRABBED ONTO DARCY’S LEG, AND NOW HE’S TRYING TO TURN HER AROUND FOR THE VIZ-LOCK! IF HE GETS THIS LOCKED IN, YOU CAN CONSIDER THIS MATCH OVER AND DONE WITH, BECAUSE THERE’S NO WAY IN HELL DARCY WILL BE ABLE TO ESCAPE THAT!
Stew-O: Luckily for Darcy she’s close enough to the ropes to use both hands and grab onto them! Darcy pretty much saved her chances in this match with that, as Viz is now forced to let go! The Visual Prophet lets go of the hold as Darcy May Morgan gets back up to her feet- BUT VIZ QUICKLY LIFTS DARCY UP FOR A BACK SUPLEX, WHICH DARCY IS ABLE TO FLIP OUT OF AND LAND ON HER FEET! DARCY MAY MORGAN RUNS THE ROPES- BUT VIZ LIFTS HER UP!
Jake Mercer: AIR BAE!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET GOT DARCY IN THE FIREMAN’S CARRY, AND HE’S BEGINNING TO SPIN!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!
Jake Mercer: PROPHET DRIVER!!!! VIZZY JUST FOLLOWED UP THE AIR BAE WITH THE PROPHET DRIVER, AND HE PULLS DARCY INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING BEFORE GOING FOR THE COVER, STARING RIGHT AT ANDREA WHILE DOING IT!
Andrea Valentine: 🙄
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE-
Jake Mercer: WHAT!?!? HOW!? HOW DID DARCY MAY MORGAN JUST GET THE SHOULDER UP AFTER THAT!?
Andrea Valentine: Guess that’s just what happens when you get too ahead of yourself.
Flannery McCoy: Dr. Angelo D’Angelo can’t believe his eyes right now! I’m sure he thinks this match should already be over with by now, but instead Darcy May Morgan managed to get the shoulder up and save this match for herself just before the three count! The Visual Prophet shakes his head, before making his way out to the ring apron! I think Viz has something big in mind, and if he goes for what I think he’s going for, it might not even matter that Darcy managed to kick out!
Jake Mercer: THE VISUAL PROPHET IS UP ON THE TOP ROPE, AND HE’S ABOUT TO PUT AN END TO THE DROPKICK DARLING! BOW TO THE HEART!!!
Stew-O: DOESN’T CONNECT!!!! DARCY MANAGES TO JUST BARELY ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AND AVOID GETTING HIT WITH THE DIVING ELBOW DROP! VIZ WAS SO CLOSE TO ENDING THIS MATCH AND PICKING UP THE VICTORY, BUT INSTEAD DARCY MAY MORGAN JUST SAVED THE MATCH FOR HERSELF! Viz landed hard there, and that may not be good for Viz, but it does give Darcy all the time she needs in order to recover! Darcy May Morgan actually has a chance right now!
Jake Mercer: Darcy May Morgan quickly pulls herself back up to her feet, and Vizzy is getting back up but Darcy is right behind him! FACE ACHE!!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN HITS VIZ IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THE BICYCLE KICK, AND IT MAY NOT BE THE FACE SHE HIT WITH THAT KICK BUT VIZ WILL DEFINITELY HAVE A HUGE HEADACHE AFTER THIS! DARCY MAY MORGAN WITH THE COVER!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE-
Jake Mercer: YES YES YES!!! VIZZY POPS THE SHOULDER UP JUST BEFORE THREE! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER YET, EVEN AFTER VIZ WAS HIT WITH THE FACE ACHE!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy May Morgan uses the ropes to pull herself back to her feet, and she’s yelling at Viz to get back up! Viz is slowly making it back up to his feet, AND NOW DARCY MAY MORGAN CHARGES IN BEFORE DELIVERING A SECOND FACE ACHE IN A ROW! DARCY MAY MORGAN DROPS DOWN FOR THE COVER ONCE AGAIN, AND THIS TIME I THINK IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE OVER!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ KICKS OUT AGAIN!!! Darcy is getting closer and closer to finishing this match, but she still needs one more move! Just one more!
Stew-O: Darcy May Morgan gets back up, and once again she’s telling Viz to get up! I think Darcy might be setting up for that final move you were talking about, Flan! If Darcy is able to hit one more big move this match may be over, and Viz is slowly starting to get back up just like Darcy wanted! Dr. Angelo D’Angelo is screaming at the top of his lungs, trying to get Viz to pay attention, but it might be too late! DARCY MAY MORGAN CHARGES IN AT THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND THERE’S A THIRD FACE ACHE-
Jake Mercer: WAIT! VIZZY DUCKS UNDER AND POPS DARCY UP ONTO HER SHOULDERS, AND HE DROPS HER DOWN ONTO THE MAT WITH A HUGE POWERBOMB! VIZ NEARLY COLLAPSED ENTIRELY AFTER THAT POWERBOMB, BUT SOMEHOW HE FOUND HIS WAY BACK INTO THE MATCH WITH THAT! How is he doing it!? This match has actually been extremely close, but somehow it looks like it might actually be coming to an end very soon! Andrea, this is going to be your opponent soon. Are you sure about this?
Andrea Valentine: How many times are you going to ask me this? My answer isn’t changing.
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet grabs onto Darcy May Morgan, AND DARCY HITS VIZ WITH A FOREARM! Viz tried to lift Darcy up into a fireman’s carry but Darcy’s having none of it! DARCY WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! AND ANOTHER! AND ONE MORE- BUT VIZ DELIVERS ONE MORE HUGE FOREARM IN RETURN, AND NOW HE LIFTS DARCY UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE STARTING TO SPIN ONCE AGAIN! VIZ CALLS THIS AIR BAE, AND DARCY MAY MORGAN MIGHT BE OUT OF THIS MATCH!
Crowd: ONE! TWO! THREE! FO-
Flannery McCoy: WAIT WAIT WAIT! DARCY SLIPS OUT OF VIZ’S GRASP AND PUSHES HIM INTO THE CORNER!
Stew-O: I don’t know how Darcy May Morgan is still in this one! Viz’s face slammed into the top turnbuckle and that caused him to drop down to a knee, but this match was so close to coming to an end so many times it’s insane!
Andrea Valentine: Yeah this match has been pretty competitive. I do know how tough of an opponent Viz can be, but it’s not like this match has been some cakewalk for him.
Stew-O: I couldn’t agree more. The Visual Prophet gets back up, AND DARCY MAY MORGAN SENDS HIM CRASHING BACK INTO THE TURNBUCKLES WITH A HUGE DROPKICK! Darcy looks like she’s ready to finally put an end to this match as Viz stumbles out of the corner on spaghetti legs, and as expected the Beloved Brother doesn’t like what he’s seeing one bit! DARCY MAY MORGAN RUNS THE ROPES ONE MORE TIME-
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZZY TAKES HER HEAD OFF WITH A KISS TO THE HEAD!!! DARCY MAY HAVE BEEN SETTING UP FOR THE FACE ACHE, BUT VIZ CAUGHT HER OFF GUARD WITH THE KISS TO THE HEAD! THAT ELBOW STRIKE KNOCKED DARCY OUT COLD, AND VIZ DROPS DOWN ON TOP OF HER FOR THE COVER!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. THE VISSUUAALLLLLL PPRRROOOOPPHHEETTT!!!!!!
(‘Voodoo Chile’ hits, and the crowd cheers as Dr. Angelo D’Angelo gets back into the ring to help Viz up. As Viz slowly gets back to his feet, he has his arm raised by the referee, and his opposite arm raised by Dr. Angelo D’Angelo.)
Stew-O: What a match! Both Elitists gave it their all, and in the end the Visual Prophet was able to come out on top!
Jake Mercer: VIZZY DID IT :blessed:!!!! I knew he had it in him, but Darcy May Morgan gave it all she got! She has nothing to be ashamed of. She’s still the Dropkick Darling :wow:.
Flannery McCoy: That was a great match, but-
(The sound of Andrea Valentine taking off her headset is heard as the Visual Prophet turns towards Andrea, with that smile from before growing back on his face.)
Flannery McCoy: :lupe:
(As ‘Voodoo Chile’ continues and the crowd keeps cheering just like they’ve done since the bell rang and the match ended, an unamused Andrea stands in front of the commentary table, staring down the Visual Prophet and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo, who stare right back at Andrea Valentine. The crowd’s cheering grows even louder, and as the staredown continues between the two future opponents, Dynasty fades away from ringside.)
(A commercial is shown for Operation: Doomsday! Xander Payne defends his World Heavyweight Championship against SOSA Henderson in a highly anticipated match! Live in St. Petersburg, Florida! Only on Free-Per-View!)
(Dynasty comes back from its final commercial break of the night as Stephie Love is seen with a smile on her face ready to call the next match)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill blasts through the speakers to thunderous boos from Minute Maid Park as Xander Payne makes his way out to the stage. Xander has the World Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder with a scowl on his face as he makes his way towards the center of the stage. He takes his Championship off his shoulder as he raises it high in the air with a small smirk growing as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 253 pounds… he is the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAYNEKILLER… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well we already know what’s been going on with the World Heavyweight Champion tonight. The opening of the night called for SOSA Henderson challenging Xander once and for all and of course, Xander accepting and confirming a match between one another at Operation: Doomsday. And not only that, Xander showed up on the titantron earlier in the night in SOSA’s match against Andre Walker and cost him the match!
Flannery McCoy: You have to wonder if that’s going to bite him in the ass when it comes to this match, but who the hell knows. Xander knows he has to step it up in this match to secure himself a victory and I don’t think he has a single problem with that. Xander knows how to lay it on the line when it counts and I think he’s going to do just that tonight.
Jake Mercer: I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets tired 5 minutes in. Did you know he’s been seen at the local nightclub all throughout the week? Trust me, I was there! And let me tell you, what horrendous singing that was.
(Xander makes his way up the steel steps and slowly onto the apron. He enters into the ring and makes his way towards the center of the ring and holds the World Heavyweight Championship, raising it high in the air with a stern yet confident look on his face as he scans the intense crowd in attendance as a result. He begins to make his way towards his corner, getting ready as ‘It Follows’ fades out from there)
(‘BxMxC’ by BABYMETAL plays up to the loud cheers from the crowd as Jack Ripley makes his way out to the stage with a big smile on his face as he looks around at the crowd. He stands at the center of the stage looking around the arena, before focusing in on the ring with a determined look on his face. He pops his neck as from there he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Las Vegas, Nevada… weighing in at 202 pounds… THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER… JACK RIPLEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes the man himself! Last week wasn’t so pleasant for Jack, having been interrupted by both Darcy May Morgan and Andre Walker along with his match against Andre being interrupted by Darcy causing a no contest as a result. It’s apparent that all of them have a grudge against one another and that’s only going to become a growing issue as shown by Andre’s promo earlier in the night.
Flannery McCoy: I’m sure that had to light a fire under Jack but right now he has bigger things to focus on, heading into a big main event match that is essential for him to win this week. I have no doubt that Jack is going to do it given his caliber and abilities, but that’s something that we’ll just have to see for ourselves at this point.
Jake Mercer: He’s THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER! Donovan Duke before Donovan Duke! What makes you think that he isn’t going to come out on top tonight? He’s the best and we been knew that! Let’s get to it and get this inevitable win by Jack over with!
(Jack circles around the ring as he jumps up onto the apron and looks out to the pumped up EAW Universe in response to the Elitist. He enters into the ring and climbs up to the top rope, hyping the crowd up as he points around with a smile once again on his face. Jack jumps off the canvas and circles around the ring before making his way towards his corner, ‘BxMxC’ fades out from there as the ref then signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as our main event of the night is officially underway! Both Xander and Jack right out of the gate are immediately beginning to circle around one another. Wasting no time beginning to engage in a test of strength in an attempt to jockey for position! Both of them lock up with one another, trying to get the advantage in the early going. Jack trying his best to stand his ground, but it’s Xander that manages to get the better of the former Answers World Champion by pushing him towards the ropes! The ref makes his way over and forces a rope break while Jack holds his hands up. Xander backing away, but Xander just connected with a forearm to the face of Jack! What disrespect by the World Heavyweight Champion!
Flannery McCoy: Jack feeling his cheek, clearly looking unhappy at the lack of sportsmanship at the moment. But what the hell did he think was going to happen? AND ALREADY JACK LUNGES FORWARD WITH A FOREARM THAT TAKES XANDER BY SURPRISE AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Jack slides down and initiates a side headlock, before beginning to unload on him with fist after fist towards his face while Xander desperately tries to block! Jack didn’t take that cheap shot by Xander so nicely, completely unloading on him and making Xander completely change his gameplan! Xander finally manages to shove away while Jack gets back up to his feet, BUT JACK RUNS FORWARD AND DROPS XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG DDT!
Jake Mercer: Xander grabbing his head and rolling to the outside of the ring, attempting to catch a breather and recover before Jack can continue his assault in this match. But Jack doesn’t seem to be waiting, right out of the gate he begins to run the ropes! BEFORE TAKING XANDER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! Xander is backed up against the barricade taking deep breaths, but Jack isn’t done quickly sliding back into the ring. BEFORE GOING FOR ONE MORE SUICIDE DIVE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: But Xander slides into the ring before Jack can do that! Xander fighting through the pain and agony, running towards the ropes while Jack turns around and runs towards him! BUT IT’S XANDER THAT PULLS THROUGH AND TAKES JACK DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BRUTAL RUNNING LARIAT! Xander falling against the ropes and leaning against it catching his breath while Jack looks completely stunned on the canvas. Jack slowly begins to bring himself back up to a knee as it’s clear that Xander has to pick up the pace in order to keep him on the ground at the moment. THAT’S WHAT XANDER DOES AS HE GRABS JACK AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SCOOP LIFT SWUNG INTO AN EXPLODER SUPLEX! WHAT A MOVE BY ‘THE PAYNEKILLER’!
Flannery McCoy: How the tables can turn in an instant, Xander has the match in his favor. Xander once again brings Jack back up to his feet, BEFORE GRABBING HIM AND DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BIG SUPLEX! Xander is back up to his feet while Jack rolls around in pain, AS XANDER GOES FOR A RUNNING SENTON! Jack in a world of hurt, WHILE XANDER GETS UP AND GOES FOR ANOTHER!
Jake Mercer: But Jack manages to get the knees up before impact! Jack manages to slip out of the sticky situation that he found himself in, BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS HE SENDS A BIG BOOT TO THE NOSE OF A KNEELING XANDER TO TAKE HIM BACK DOWN! Jack runs to the ropes while Xander attempts to recover once again, BEFORE CRACKING A KICK AGAINST HIS BACK TO SEND HIM DOWN ONCE AGAIN! Xander is finding it hard to get back on track, Jack has a vice grip on this match at the moment. Jack runs to the ropes once again, BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE DROP TO THE HEAD OF XANDER!
Stew-O: Xander rolling around grabbing his head but he’s beginning to bring himself back up to his feet as he stumbles towards Jack, BUT JACK GRABS HIM BY HIS ARM AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BIG ARM DRAG! Jack keeping ahold of the arm and pulling Xander up, BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! Xander grabs his head as Jack follows up, GOING FOR ONE MORE! BUT XANDER DUCKS UNDER AND CONNECTS WITH A BACK ELBOW TO HIS HEAD! Jack dropping down to a knee, BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI! XANDER HAS MANAGED TO TURN AROUND THIS MATCH ONCE AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: Jack is backed up against the corner, AS XANDER LOOKS TO FOLLOW UP AND GO FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE TOWARDS HIS HEAD! But Jack manages to move out of the way pushing Xander into the corner instead! Xander looks to initiate, but it’s Jack with a European Uppercut towards the jaw of Xander! Jack backing up while Xander stumbles out of the corner, AS JACK LEAPS UP INTO THE AIR AND DROPS XANDER DOWN WITH A JUMPING DDT TO TURN THIS MATCH AROUND!
Jake Mercer: Xander is taken down to the ground but is quickly back up to his feet, BUT HE CAN’T AVOID JACK CONNECTING WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! Xander is on spaghetti legs attempting to keep himself on his feet, but Jack isn’t wasting time looking to take advantage of the situation that he’s in! AS JACK CONNECTS WITH A BOOT AGAINST HIS FACE! Xander isn’t taken down though, stumbling backwards in hopes of keeping himself upwards for the time being. BUT XANDER REBOUNDS AND CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT AGAINST JACK’S SKULL TAKING BOTH OF THEM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: Both of them are down but Xander is the one that has the upperhand at the moment, both of them are beginning to get up but it appears that Xander is just a little faster. Jack realizes this as he runs forward, but Xander manages to bring him up on his shoulders! XANDER TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A REVERSE USHIGOROSHI! THAT HAD TO HURT JACK AS HE FINDS HIMSELF IN A TOUGH PREDICAMENT RIGHT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: Jack is down on the mat as Xander looks to continue his assault, grabbing him by his hair and heaving him up to his feet. XANDER LIFTING JACK UP AND GOING FOR A NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB! WHICH CONNECTS! Jack once again is dropped down, finding it difficult to pull through in this match and somehow reverse out of the maneuvers that Xander has been throwing at him right now. But that’s not stopping him as he’s beginning to bring himself up, but I don’t think Xander cares to wait. BRINGING JACK UP AND GOING FOR A SAMOAN DROP!
Stew-O: But Jack manages to slip out of it just in time, BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF XANDER’S KNEE! Xander collapses down to a knee, unable to do anything while Jack runs to the ropes and back. DAYLIGHT SLAYING TIME! JACK WITH THE RUNNING KNEE TO THE FACE OF XANDER WHICH TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! JACK QUICKLY PULLING HIM OVER AND PUTTING HIS SHOULDERS TO THE MAT, GOING FOR THE PIN! WILL THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER KICKS OUT!
Jake Mercer: Both of these competitors have given it their all in this match and none of them have given up for a second! Jack is pulling himself back up to his feet as he grabs Xander and sends him towards the turnbuckles with an Irish whip! Xander falling against the corner, WHILE JACK RUNS FORWARD AND ATTEMPTS TO LEAP INTO THE AIR AND CONNECT WITH A FOREARM SMASH TO HIS FACE WHILE HE’S BACKED UP AGAINST THE CORNER! But Xander moves out of the way causing Jack to collide with the corner! Jack stumbles backwards, turning around to Xander. AS XANDER MANAGING TO TURN IT AROUND AND GRAB JACK BY THE HEAD, THROWING HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST!
Stew-O: That had to hurt ‘The Straight Shooter’ as Xander manages to get this match back into his favor for the time being. But the question is how long can he keep this up? We know that both competitors are going to give it their all but who’s going to be the one to get the better of the other and prevail in what already has been a very intense match so far? Xander slowly backs Jack against the corner, simultaneously fighting through the pain and attempting to keep the advantage that he has on the match at the moment. XANDER GOING FOR A HUGE SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP TO DROP JACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SICKENING THUD!
Flannery McCoy: But before that can happen Jack begins to send shots to Xander’s abdomen in hopes of halting his momentum before it’s too late! Xander tries to keep a hold, but his grip on Jack is beginning to loosen with every shot that Jack hits! WHICH ULTIMATELY IS ENOUGH AS JACK SHOVES XANDER OFF THE TOP ROPE! Jack is perched on the top still, possibly looking to go for something while Xander is trying to get back to his feet. JACK LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE GOING FOR A MISSILE DROPKICK TO TAKE XANDER DOWN TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: BUT XANDER! XANDER CATCHES HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO LAST SEDATION! XANDER TURNS IT INTO A POP-UP POWERBOMB THAT DROPS JACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! XANDER SAW THE OPPORTUNITY AND TOOK IT AS HE ROLLS JACK ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG! PIN ATTEMPT! PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS SPELL THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!\
Stew-O: HOW THE HELL DID JACK RIPLEY GET THE SHOULDER UP?!
Flannery McCoy: The look on Xander’s face tells it all, he’s absolutely baffled. He thought that was going to be what it took to keep Jack down for the count, but apparently it’s not. If the Last Sedation isn’t going to do it? Then what’s going to be the decision maker of this match? That’s something that we’ll have to find out sooner or later. Xander is beginning to make his way out of the ring and onto the apron, slowly climbing up to the top rope. Jack is down for the time being and this seems to be the perfect time to capitalize on such an opportunity while he has the chance. Jack is attempting to get himself up to his feet but he can’t seem to find the strength at the moment, now Xander seems to be getting the advantage and bringing the momentum into his corner. XANDER GOES FOR A FROG SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE!
Jake Mercer: But Jack gets the knees up before that’s able to happen! Xander launches off the ground and tumbles to the canvas as that surely had to be a rough impact for the World Heavyweight Champion. Xander slowly stumbles up to his feet, but Jack is faster as I don’t think Xander knows what’s about to hit him right here! JACK OUT OF NOWHERE GOES FOR YOU’LL FLOAT TOO! SUPERKICK!
Stew-O: But Xander manages to catch his foot just in time! Xander spinning his leg around causing Jack to take a 180, BEFORE BEING MET WITH OVERDOSE! XANDER SPINS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE TO THE SIDE OF JACK’S HEAD TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! XANDER ONCE AGAIN DROPPING DOWN AND PUTTING HIS SHOULDERS DOWN TO THE MAT! WILL THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ONCE AGAIN JACK GETS THE SHOULDER UP AND KICKS OUT!
Jake Mercer: Xander slamming his hands to the ground in frustration, you can clear he’s at his breaking point but is continuing to fight on knowing that Jack Ripley just won’t fucking give up! Xander sends punches towards the face of Jack in pure anger, Jack barely hanging on by a thread but he’s still trying to block as many punches as he can from the overwhelming attack that Xander is throwing at him. Jack is trying to recover, BUT XANDER RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Stew-O: But Jack manages to land on the apron! Jack barely saves himself in this match as he holds on to the look of a frustrated Xander approaching him. Xander swings a punch, but Jack manages to block it and sends a forearm of his own! Xander is stunned, JACK SPRINGBOARDING THOUGH AND DROPPING XANDER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SLINGSHOT DDT THOUGH! THE SLINGSHOT DDT CONNECTS AS JACK ROLLS XANDER ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG ATTEMPTING TO GO FOR THE PIN! COULD THIS POSSIBLY BE THE END RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THIS TIME XANDER KICKS OUT OF THE PIN! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!
Jake Mercer: You can see the frustration beginning to build on Jack’s face, but he’s suppressing it just a little longer knowing he has to keep himself focused as this match continues. Jack sends a few forearm punches towards his head to loosen him up, but Xander isn’t going down lightly as he begins to send some back towards Jack! Both of them are going at it while Xander attempts to get up from his kneeling position, which he does by pushing Jack away creating distance between the two of them! Both of them are back up as they begin to circle around the ring, it’s clear it’s a tense situation and there’s absolutely no room for error! It isn’t long after that the two of them lunge towards one another! There’s off and running!
Stew-O: Both Xander and Jack are trading punches back and forth, both of them refusing to give up in this main event match! Jack gets the better of Xander though, managing to send punches that back him up towards the ropes! Jack quickly grabbing him and sending him into an Irish whip towards the opposite pair of ropes! XANDER LOOKING TO TURN IT AROUND THOUGH USING THE MOMENTUM OF THE IRISH WHIP TO GO FOR A LARIAT TO THE HEAD OF JACK! But Jack ducks under it just in the nick of time! Both of them turn around, Jack looking to engage making his way towards Xander!
Flannery McCoy: But Xander with a vicious knee to the abdomen of Jack forcing him down onto a knee giving Xander the upper hand for the time being! Xander runs to the ropes, looking to take Jack down once again! BUT JACK RUNNING FORWARD AND SENDING XANDER OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A CLOTHESLINE WHICH SENDS HIM OUT TO RINGSIDE! Xander stumbles down to a knee trying to catch his breath and shake himself off. BUT JACK IS MAKING SURE HE CONTINUES HIS ASSAULT AS HE’S GOING FOR A SUICIDE DIVE ONTO XANDER!
Jake Mercer: BUT XANDER SLIDES INTO THE RING AND GOES FOR A LAST SEDATION WHILE JACK IS RUNNING TO THE ROPES! A QUICK COUNTER BY XANDER AS HE ATTEMPTS THE POP-UP POWERBOMB WHILE JACK IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD!
Stew-O: But Jack isn’t letting that happen! Jack slowly begins to fight out with punch after punch beginning to rain down onto the head of the World Heavyweight Champion, Xander trying to fight through the pain but Jack is way too persistent in his efforts! Continuing to fight out of the hold that Xander has meanwhile Xander is trying to keep him on his shoulders and execute Last Sedation but that seems like a struggle to him. Who will come out on top?! BUT JACK MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND AS HE TRANSITIONS AND DRIVES XANDER’S HEAD DOWN ON THE MAT WITH A REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!
Flannery McCoy: That impressive counter by Jack has Xander down on the mat. Jack slowly begins to climb up to the top rope, he’s finding it hard with the fatigue that’s beginning to kick in because of the physical toll of this match. Jack manages to grab onto the top turnbuckle and position himself, setting himself up for something big as he stands at the top. JACK LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOING FOR BELIEVE IT OR NOT! SHOOTING STAR PRESS TO TAKE ALL THE AIR OUT OF XANDER AND POSSIBLY SPELL THE END OF THIS MATCH FOR GOOD!
Jake Mercer: But Xander just barely grabs the bottom rope and pulls himself out of the ring before it can connect! Jack drops down to the ground and you know by the look on his face the landing wasn’t all that pleasant. Jack staggering up to his feet, BUT HE’S CAUGHT WITH A ELBOW TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD BY XANDER TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Jack stumbles down to the mat but already brings himself up to a crawling position, BUT XANDER RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS A KICK TO HIS GUT! Jack tumbles down to the ground but immediately begins to crawl towards the corner, clinging onto the turnbuckle in hopes of recover.
Stew-O: BUT XANDER RUNS FORWARD AND CRUSHES HIM WITH INTO THE FIRE! CANNONBALL CONNECTS AS JACK IS CRUSHED AND XANDER PULLS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER! XANDER HOOKING THE LEG AND GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT JACK MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! THROUGH THICK AND THIN! JACK RIPLEY STILL KICKS OUT OF WHATEVER XANDER THROWS AT HIM!
Jake Mercer: You can see the annoyed look on Xander’s face continuing to grow. He knows this match has gone on too long and wants to get this over with. But the question is, what’s going to be enough to keep either of them down? Xander has enough and looks to finally put the nail in the coffin but will he let his opponent do that? Xander patiently waits for Jack to get back up to his feet, Jack stumbling up but clearly unable to comprehend what’s happening, AS HE FALLS RIGHT INTO A PAYNEKILLER! XANDER GOING FOR THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER TO SPELL THE END OF THE MATCH-
(‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef plays up to the hyped up cheers of the crowd)
Stew-O: SPEAK OF THE DEVIL! IT’S SOSA HENDERSON! Still holding resentment from what happened earlier in the night when Xander cost him his match against Andre Walker, he’s here right now!
(It’s not long after that none other than SOSA himself makes his way out to the stage. He has a serious look on his face with a raised eyebrow as Xander turns around towards the ring and begins to yell at him. SOSA simply stares in silent while Xander screams at him absolutely livid at him being out here at the very moment)
Flannery McCoy: XANDER! BEHIND YOU! JACK WITH YOU’ll FLOAT TOO! THE SUPERKICK CONNECTS AGAINST THE JAW OF XANDER PAYNE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Jack quickly jumps up to the top rope and positions himself knowing it’s not going to be enough, BEFORE LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH BELIEVE IT OR NOT! SHOOTING STAR PRESS CRUSHES XANDER AS JACK HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! IS JACK RIPLEY ABOUT TO GET THE VICTORY COURTESY OF SOSA HENDERSON?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘BxMxC’ plays up to the loud cheers of the crowd as Jack pulls himself off of Xander. He grabs his head in pain and shakes himself off with a somewhat confused look on his face. He brings himself up to a seated position and sees SOSA standing on the ramp with a straight look on his face, Jack shaking his head in disappointment as he brings himself back up to his feet, the ref making his way over and raising his hand high in the air before Jack continues his celebration)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner… JACK RIPLEY!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: YES! FREE WILLY HAS BEEN DEFEATED! THE STRAIGHT SHOOTER STANDS ON TOP TODAY!
Stew-O: What a match that we’ve seen! It was clear that a win was essential for both of them and that they were going to lay it all on the line to make sure that it happened this week. But in the end Xander’s karma came back to him, after his interference in SOSA’s match, SOSA returned the favor and costed Xander his match tonight!
Flannery McCoy: That Operation: Doomsday confrontation between the two of them is continuing to boil and it’s clear that came at the expense of a main event match for the World Heavyweight Champion. I’m sure both competitors in this match are unhappy with what just happened, I’m sure if there’s one thing that Jack wanted to do was get a clear win over the World Heavyweight Champion. But it is what it is, congratulations to Jack! And goodnight EAW Universe!
(Xander is seen pressing himself against the middle rope looking absolutely irate as he stares at SOSA Henderson. SOSA nods his head slowly as both Operation: Doomsday opponents stare down one another with rage in their system as it’s the last shot seen before Dynasty ultimately fades out to black)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
