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( We’re thrown into a video package recapping last week’s events. We open with Drake Armstrong and Hans Grayson making their match at Reckless Wiring official — as well as learning what the three potential stipulations for that match will be! Following this, brief highlights are shown from three matches which took place earlier in the night. We see highlights from Juggalo Sally vs. Mercer McKay vs. Sorn, Danny Cage vs. NOVA vs. Nyx as well as Rory Slate’s one-on-one match against Valkyrie! After this we progress into seeing brief recaps of backstage segments, most notably between Albert Hitchman and Ronan Malosi, as well as Sienna Jade’s return to Dynasty! Later on in the evening, we witness Richard Grant’s showdown (wrong show!!) with Michael Machina. This ends with Michael attacking Richard, after Tyrone Montgomery prevented security from getting to the ring! We also see a back-and-forth featuring the reigning Universal Women’s Champion, Kassidy Heart, with Miku Sakai! Moving onto the next portion of the night, we see a multitude of matches taking place. Theron Nikolas’ back-and-forth with Ryan Wilson, then Ms. Extreme beating the Specialists Champion Milli Banks before extensive highlights are shown from the main event, which pitted Bronson Daniels and Limmy Monaghan against Myles and Xander Payne! Finally, Andre Walker and Chris Elite’s segment is shown. We hear from both men, before the brutal attack on Jake Smith which /shocked/ the world is shown in detail. The video package ends, and we’re thrown into the beginning of Friday Night Dynasty! )
Stew-O: Welcome one, welcome all! Live from the Cross Insurance Arena, this is Friday Night Dynasty! I am Stew-O and what a show we have for you tonight! Kassidy Heart, the Universal Women’s Champion, competes in the main event tonight! We’ll also hear from Andre Walker following his abhorrent actions against Jake Smith on last week’s show. Limmy Monaghan is also in action — he goes one-on-one with one-half of DOMINION, Ryan Wilson! There’s so much happening on tonight’s broadcast. Jake, Flannery, someone talk for me!
Flannery McCoy: From top-to-bottom we have a stacked card, promoting the present-and-future of Elite Answers Wrestling. Stew-O didn’t even get to mention that Sienna Jade and Showdown’s Miku Sakai are slated to go one-on-one with one-another. Also in action tonight are the likes of Joso, the Interwire Champion Jay Jerry Johnson, as well as the reigning New Breed Champion in Hans Grayson! There’s so much star power on tonight’s show, so get some snacks situated and a nice, cool drink and let’s dive into tonight’s festivities!
Jake Mercer: Will you be lighting up a Jake Smith pack, Flannery?
Flannery McCoy: Absolutely not. What was concocted up last week was nothing short of disgraceful and the fact that Andre Walker is even allowed to speak on tonight’s show is something I disagree with massively! I can only imagine the frustrations — the emotions that Chris Elite will be feeling knowing Dynasty are rewarding that kind of behaviour…
Stew-O: I am sure with so many moving pieces on tonight’s show, so many matches involving champions, we’re in for a wild ride. But right now, I am being told Theron Nikolas is kicking-off tonight’s festivities! So let’s buckle-up and see what Theron has to say.
(The camera pans over the thousands jam packed inside the Cross Insurance Arena as “Armageddon” by From Ashes to New begins to blast through the speakers. They’re not too sure how to react at first until erupting with a chorus of both cheers and boos as Theron Nikolas slowly makes his way out through the curtain and out onto the stage. He’s not in his usual ring attire, instead wearing black jeans, a black leather jacket with his brand new “Return of the Emperor” shirt underneath it. He stands on the stage, giving himself the opportunity to soak in the reaction before slowly making his way down to the ring.)
Bella Braxton: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome at this time… THERON NIIIIIIKKOOLLAASSS!!!
Flannery McCoy: It’s been a long time since we can honestly say that we’ve seen this look in the eyes of Theron Nikolas. It had been five years since this man had been a part of this brand. This was the home where he has had his greatest successes. He would be the first to tell you that the last few years didn’t go as he had planned. A man who once stood in front of the world, seemingly as if he had everything figured out from the first moment that he walked through the doors of this company, and found himself unable to find the answers that he had been searching for. But, right now is on the greatest roll that he’s been on since returning to EAW over two years ago.
Stew-O: It’s the same look, but it’s a different Theron Nikolas. The man that used to be on this brand would have stood in the front of the world tonight and preached about what he’s accomplished over the last few weeks. He beat Chris Elite at Pain for Pride. He beat Donovan Duke a week later at the Draft Show. Last week he made his in-ring return to Dynasty with a victory over Ryan Wilson. He has every reason to take his claim towards the top of Dynasty, and I’m positive that he’s going to have his eyes set on the World Heavyweight Championship match at Reckless Wiring between the champion, Limmy Monaghan and the challenger, Bronson Daniels. But, it’s the quiet confidence which makes this so interesting. It’s not arrogance or bravado which is fueling Theron. It’s a focus that we haven’t seen from him in years.
Jake Mercer: I used to be his biggest fan. I popped champagne when he won the Answers World Championship. If I know Theron Nikolas – the World Heavyweight Championship is always going to be in the back of his mind, but his attention will be placed on the actions from last week. Xander Payne driving him into the mat with that Last Sedation after that match with Ryan Wilson.
(Theron enters the ring and is handed a microphone as “Armageddon” dies down.)
Theron Nikolas: I walked back through the doors of this company with a clean slate. I put my past behind me and I finally allowed myself to look towards the future. It’s been a tough few years. I’ll admit that there have been times where I’ve questioned whether this is all really worth it. There have been times where I’ve told myself that it would be easier to walk away and leave a business that may have truly passed me by. I wanted to return to the brand that I once ruled and create an environment for myself that I’ve never had. I didn’t want shortcuts. I didn’t want controversy. I wanted to compete. I wanted to face any and every name that this brand had to offer and recement my name as one of the greatest that this entire company has to offer. I want to stand back at the top of this company without doubt towards anything that I’ve managed to accomplish throughout my time here. It took a week before I had to listen to the first person talk about my own failures. The things that I’ve wasted throughout my time here in EAW. I should be standing at the top, not doing everything in my power to try to get back there. I grit my teeth after having to listen to Xander Payne talk about what I’ve wasted. My worth. I let it slide. I told myself that it would take last week to send the message that the best decision that those two could make was ensuring that they never found themselves in my crosshairs. But, you can’t expect the blind to see hints. They didn’t send a message last week. They sealed their own fate. They came together with the hopes of success, and the failures that they’ve had to endure over the last few months will now pale in comparison to everything that’s going to be waiting for them in the future.
(Theron takes a moment before taking a deep breath. The crowd in attendance took the moment to chant his name, which was the first time it had happened in a long time.)
Theron Nikolas: This season is going to end by standing in front of the world with the World Heavyweight Championship raised high above my head, but there’s a long time until now and that moment. They started this. They fired the first bullet. They have caused themselves a problem that is going to create the end. I am not going to stop once I get my revenge. This doesn’t become something where the three of us simply go week by week getting one up over the other. This has become the story of their demise. I’m not just going to get back at Xander Payne. I’m not going to stop until there’s nothing left of DOMINION –
???: Can it be?! Theron Nikolas is making more promises that he’s never going to be able to keep!
(The crowd erupts with a chorus of boos as both Xander Payne and Ryan Wilson make their way out through the curtain and out onto the stage. Xander holds his hand up, signaling for the crowd to quiet down which only makes them roar louder.)
Xander Payne: I’m going to end DOMINION guys! They made the biggest mistake of their lives! No. You’re not ending anything, Theron. You couldn’t beat a washed up Methuselah after he had been out of this business for well over a year.
(It stung as Theron remained silent and Xander knew it as DOMINION continued to make their way down to the ring. Theron’s eyes never leave the two of them.)
Xander Payne: I’m sorry, Theron. I’m sorry that I didn’t put you through that canvas last week and did this entire company the greatest favor that anyone has.
Ryan Wilson: The problem is that you don’t get it, Theron. I had to listen to you all last week talk about the future. He’s going to drive that knife into my back and I’m going to have to rue the day of the decisions that I’ve made throughout the last few months. I’ll be the first to admit that you beat me last week, but I gave you a greater fight than you were ever going to admit that I could. There’s not a problem between Xander and I. There’s no problem with DOMINION. Last week proved our power.
Xander Payne: I couldn’t have said it better myself, Ryan. You barely got past him last week! So, what’s really going to happen when you’re forced to compete against me? What’s going to happen if you’re actually stupid enough to stand against the two of us? You were right with one thing out of that entire speech, Theron. It was a message sent last week. You disrespected me and that becomes your future if you don’t understand your place. I will do it every single week that I must understand you’re nothing more than a broken mess, or in your case, the same broken mess that you’ve been for years.
Theron Nikolas: You’re really going to try and play checkers against a man who plays chess?
Xander Payne: We don’t have to play anything. You already know what happens. You’ve already experienced it, Theron. You can’t beat me. You’ve never beaten me. There’s a reason why Ronn Banks came back after you disgraced the greatest opportunity your career was ever going to have and I had to finish the job that you couldn’t. But, even then, Theron. Who said that it was just the two of us? There could be three? Four? DOMINION will continue to grow whether you like it or not. DOMINION will get bigger and better and there isn’t a chance in the world that a flop like Theron Nikolas is going to stop us.
Theron Nikolas: How much do you want to bet?
Xander Payne: We don’t need to bet.
(“Enemy Strike” by Yuki Hayashi blasts through the speaker as the arena is hit by almost a shocked silence. Myles makes his way out through the curtain and onto the stage as Xander Payne smiles from ear to ear.)
Flannery McCoy: I have a bad feeling about this…
(Theron doesn’t back up in the slightest as Myles makes his way down to the ring and is greeted by Xander as he makes his way up onto the apron. Ryan Wilson isn’t as welcoming as his partner, and the look in his eyes tells a greater story than words could right now. Myles enters the ring as Xander hands him Ryan Wilson’s microphone before both he and Theron come nose to nose. The tension inside the arena can be cut with a knife and Xander Payne is loving every single moment of it.)
Myles: I couldn’t help myself, Theron. All of this talk about ending DOMINION. Do you know the history that I’ve had with him? We’re former Unified Tag Team Champions. Two men that set themselves up for greatness from the first day that we stood together. If there’s one thing that we know is that when the two of us are on the same page that we create an impact that can barely be replicated.
Xander Payne: We’re unstoppable!
Myles: I’ve had to listen to their points for the last two weeks. We beat the World Heavyweight Champion and Bronson Daniels last week. The two men that supposedly sit at the top of this brand. It brought back a lot of memories. It makes a whole lot of sense. There’s nothing on this brand that would be able to stop us if I were to join the two of them. Limmy’s end would be imminent. Bronson’s dreams would just be dreams. Theron Nikolas continues to wallow in his own misery.
Xander Payne: We’re unbeatable.
Myles: He’s right. We’d be unbeatable. So, what are you going to do against the THREE of us, Theron?
(Theron’s eyes shoot between the three men standing against him as the crowd roars with boos.)
Myles: Don’t look at them. Look at me. You want to stand here and claim that you’re going to be the man that’s going to put an end to DOMINION? I can’t allow that to happen.
(Xander celebrates as neither Myles or Theron back down from the other.)
Myles: Because I’m taking them down right with you.
Stew-O: VICTORIA TO RYAN WILSON!!! BOTH XANDER PAYNE AND THERON NIKOLAS ARE IN SHOCK! XANDER CANNOT BELIEVE IT! HE THOUGHT HE HAD ALL OF HIS BASES COVERED!
Jake Mercer: It was meant to be the three of them against Theron!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER SHOOTS TOWARDS MYLES, BUT THERON CUTS HIM OFF! BOTH XANDER AND THERON TRADING SHOTS – MYLES WITH A SUPERKICK TO XANDER PAYNE! XANDER IS STUNNED, BUT DOESN’T GO DOWN! CARPE DIEM!!! NO! NO! XANDER JUST AVOIDS IT AND SCURRIES OUT OF THE RING!! DOMINION’S PLAN HAS BACKFIRED BIG TIME, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY FACE A GREATER PROBLEM THAN THEY COULD HAVE IMAGINED!
(DOMINION backs up the ramp as both Myles and Theron Nikolas stand in the ring staring both of them down. “Enemy Strike” picks back up as Myles and Theron continue to stand at a distance. They may not be friends, but ally’s come from the same enemies.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘Mount Sinai’ by $uicideboy$ starts to play as Nyx walks out more confident than ever after last week’s win letting all the fans who boo her know that she’s better than all of them.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… From Fort Lauderdale, Florida… Weighing in at 135 pounds… “THE HONOURED ONE” NYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYX!!!
Stew-O: Last week she was able to beat two elitists in a triple threat match which is a very hard task to do and now she’s looking to continue building up for momentum with a win over Valkyrie here tonight!
Jake Mercer: Nyx knows she has what it takes to beat Valkyrie here tonight, but these fans will still boo her and I for one am sick and tired of them not knowing talent even if it slapped them in the face!
(Nyx’s theme song slowly fades out as ‘Forgotten’ by Avril Lavigne begins to blast through the arena as Valkyrie comes out with Olivia Thorne by her side as the fans’ reign boos as she walks past them.)
Stephie Love: Introducing their opponent… From Melbourne, Australia… Weighing in at 152 pounds… “THE WONDERER ” VALKYRIEEEEEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Valkyrie has been very silent since this match has been announced, my guess is that he’s very focused on what she’s going to do inside that ring because she knows that Nyx isn’t an easy opponent to face inside that ring!
Stew-O: It could be strategy or it could be her showing that she has no care in the world, what we do know is that both of these women want the momentum and Valkyrie has yet to pick up a win this season making her hungrier than her opponent… but Nyx has the experience of getting a win and could continue that pattern here tonight!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Jake Mercer: Both women stare each other down as they begin to grapple each other, fighting to see who will get the advantage in the first few minutes of this match. Nyx is able to use her strength to overpower Valkyrie as she quickly transitions to the back of Valkyrie as she executes a neckbreaker on her! Amazing stuff from this top tier elitist with greatness on her future as she’s not done just yet as she hits Valkyrie with a rolling thunder splash done beautifully! Simply greatness right here people!
Flannery McCoy: Nyx is eating up the attention from the fans booing her knowing that a win here tonight most likely will benefit Nyx in the long run, while Valkyrie has a chance to right her wrongs with a big win over Nyx here giving her a lot of needed momentum! Yet it seems Nyx is going to maintain the pressure on Valkyrie as she grabs her from behind and slowly picks her from the ground to hit her with a German Suplex from the ground!
Stew-O: Valkyrie not letting it happened however as she puts her weight down and used all the strength she can muster up to keep Nyx from hitting this suplex as Valkyrie uses this for her advantage as she executes an arm trapped clothesline into Nyx leaving her dazed and confused as she quickly capitalizes on the state she’s in to hit her with a step-up knee strike laying out Nyx on her back!
Jake Mercer: It seems she’s not done here as Olivia Thorne starts to motion Valkyrie towards the top rope as she begins to climb it awaiting for Nyx to get up as she groggily starts to get up assisted by the ropes as Valkyrie is looking for a diving blockbuster as she’s able to hit it quickly getting up and going for a basement dropkick!
Flannery McCoy: Seems she was too slow as Nyx was able to move out the way and quickly grab Valkyrie before she could recuperate from her move being reversed as Nyx irish whips Valkyrie towards the rope using the momentum to hit her with a beautiful spinebuster! Seems like Nyx is going for the German suplex one more time as she grabs the grounded Valkyrie from behind as she slowly begins to pick her up…
Jake Mercer: AND NYX IS ABLE TO HIT THE GERMAN SUPLEX AFTER THE SECOND TRY! This is why Nyx is someone to keep your eyes on as she’s not just a powerful elitist but she is a very smart one as well, but it seems Valkyrie didn’t let the impact of the German Suplex keep her down as she got up a bit dazed and wobbly from her feet and Nyx quickly shuts it down with a superkick!
Stew-O: WOAH, VALKYRIE STUMBLES AND BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES BUT NYX ABLE TO PICK HER UP FOR A PROTOPLEX SLAMMING HER BACK DOWN ONTO THE MAT AS VALKYRIE IS FINALLY PUT DOWN! Nyx now turns her around as she grabs her legs and is looking to hook in her signature move, the “Samsara” sharpshooter…
Flannery McCoy: VALKYRIE IS ABLE TO TURN HER AROUND AND KICK HER OFF AS SHE QUICKLY GETS UP BUT NYX BOUNCES FROM THE ROPES TO HIT VALKYRIE WITH “NIRVANA”! SHE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… NYYYYYYYYYYX!!!!!
Jake Mercer: What did I say? Nyx proved once again that she is the future of Dynasty especially after making quick work of Valkyrie here tonight! I mean c’mon guys you cannot lie about how impressive this win was here tonight!
Stew-O: I hate to agree with you Jake, but you’re right, this quick win from Nyx is very impressive especially after she was able to pick up another win just like last week! Her momentum is slowly building up as the weeks come and go. The question is, will it continue?
Flannery McCoy: Honestly after what we’ve seen from her these passing weeks I think that it’s a safe bet that Nyx could be the next big thing here on Dynasty if she continues to put in the work and get impressive wins like this one here tonight!
(‘Mount Sinai’ by $uicideboy$ plays throughout the arena as Nyx confidently stares at the fans after doing quick work of the downed Valkyrie as Olivia Thorne goes in to check on her as Nyx starts to walk towards the stage as the scene fades away.)
(The camera would fade back to the backstage area, as Michael Belfort was seen; with a microphone in his hand, ready for tonight’s interview and was ready to bring his guest in. The final preparations in store for the interview were set up, Michael would end up being given the okay to continue on with starting his interview. He looked up into the camera with a smile on his face, and he would begin to speak up and into the microphone; starting off this interview with it hopefully going on the right foot this time around unlike the last time.)
Michael Belfort: What a night that we have been having here on Dynasty, and it’s only just getting started! We still have so much more to come including a huge main event where the Universal Women’s Champion Kassidy Heart is going to take on the deemed number one contender to the New Breed Champion himself, Drake Armstrong! But right now, I would like to introduce my guest at this time; a woman who has been with many altercations with Ms. Extreme in recent weeks and someone who is looking to make a name for herself. Ladies and gentlemen, RORY SLATE!
(The crowd boos as Rory Slate would then walk into frame. With a shit eating grin on her face from ear to ear, Rory would shake hands with Michael, nodding her head as she would turn back around to face towards the camera, leaning back up against the crates that are settled and stationed behind her. Michael waits a couple of moments letting the fans give their mind, before he would continue to speak into the camera with Rory Slate who was now standing by him, clearly ready to continue on with this interview and get right into the questions.)
Michael Belfort: Firstly, thank you for joining me here tonight!
Rory Slate: Michael, it’s a pleasure. For you to have me for this interview, of course. I don’t know if I feel the same way, but that’s besides the point. Why don’t we get right into this – waste no time.
Michael Belfort: Let’s start this with the obvious question. We saw what happened last week on Dynasty and I have to ask, in recent weeks you have been targeting Ms. Extreme looking to make a name for yourself. Would you like to further explain on those issues to the world?
Rory Slate: Isn’t it obvious, Michael? Don’t you see what it is? I am trying to prove to the whole entire world that Ms. Extreme is in the past. That evolution is passing her by, and I am the leader of that. I am making her into an absolute fool. I outsmarted her last week when I called her out. I outsmarted her last week when I attacked her after her match against Milli Banks. This is the thing; she can’t keep up with me. She doesn’t have what it takes to keep up with me and yet, she isn’t going to accept that fact, no no. She is going to deny it until she can’t deny it anymore. She is going to act like I am just telling lies. That I really don’t know what I am getting myself into Michael and that’s the thing. Because I do know.
Rory Slate: I stood up to a former world champion and future legend of the industry and I have made her my bitch on a week to week basis for the last couple of weeks, and in all honesty; who is to say that will change? Who is to say that when myself and Camille do inevitably meet in the middle of that ring, I’m not going to be the one who ends her once and for all? It is all just a bunch of doubting. She doubts me because I am still fresh. The people doubt me because I am still new to this company, but that doesn’t hurt me, oh no it doesn’t. That will only make me greater. That only makes me want this so much more, and I am going to find a way to take it, and I don’t care what anyone has to say.
Michael Belfort: That is very fair, but don’t you think that maybe you are biting too much off that you can really chew? It’s like you said; Ms. Extreme is a legend. She is a future Hall Of Famer of the business and of course a former world champion. Don’t you think that maybe you are poking the wrong bear who shouldn’t be poked? That you are awakening something in her that you should have made sure to stray away from? What if this ends up being what costs you to go down into the deep end when it’s over?
Rory Slate: No. The answer to all of that is a big no. Most girls in the back who would be in my position would be afraid to bite off more than they can chew. But that’s the thing. I’m the exception. I’m different from the rest, isn’t it painfully obvious? Most of the girls in the back would be hesitant having to face someone the caliber of Ms. Extreme, but look at me. I’m not backing down, nor am I going to back down, because I don’t need to back down. I have proven day in and day out that I am going to be one of the very best that this company has seen. I’m already proving to being one of the fastest rising stars, and beating Ms. Extreme is going to cement that once and for all whenever the match is made official and comes to be.
Michael Belfort: This question has yet to be asked yet, and as well as yet to be answered, so I will be the one who gets the answer out of you. What *exactly* are you trying to prove by taking out Ms. Extreme? What is this mission statement you’re scouting?
Rory Slate: It’s simple; I look at people like Ms. Extreme, and I see the old guard. And the old guard is a thing of the past. For years now there have been crops of female Elitists here in Elite Answers Wrestling who have been making names for themselves day in and day out in different ways and once upon a time, that was Camille. But that’s the thing. It used to be here. And then she got there. And she made it to the top, and now she has yet to realize that it is her time to be put down. Now I’m the one who is on the rise, now I am the one who is willing to do whatever it freaking takes to get what I want, what I need, what I desire, so that is exactly what I am going to do, and at her expense.
Michael Belfort: To end this interview, do you have any last words that you would want to say to the people who are watching around the world, and of course; more specifically, Ms. Extreme who I am sure is the most eager to hear the answers from you here tonight?
Rory Slate: I don’t just want a “piece” of the pie, and I am never going to settle for just that. I want so much more – I want the whole entire thing, and the whole entire thing is what I am going to get, and I don’t care if it is at the expense of Camille, or any other woman in that locker room who thinks that they can look down on me and deny me of my talent when it comes to inside of that ring. I destroyed Valkyrie last week, and if that wasn’t a big enough message, then soon, I am going to make sure that I send the biggest message that you could possibly see, and it is going to be at the expense of one Problem Child; one Camille Jane Fernandez-Ava. Just you wait Camille, because… soon? This is going to be your last hurrah.
Michael Belfort: Once more, thank you for your time tonight.
(Rory would nod her head, as she would leave out of the frame. Michael Belfort waves to the camera, as it would then fade out to black from there and would then go into commercial break, thus ending the interview.)
( Already in the ring stands three rising Elitists in Mercer McKay, Juggalo Sally, and Sorn, who are awaiting their single opponent for tonight, Michael Machina. They all stand separated from one another, having had to all compete in a Triple Threat Match just seven days ago, no good will obviously being shown. Mercer McKay and Juggalo Sally stand on the apron whilst Sorn stands the ring stretching his arms. )
( “Dead Opps” by DD Osama & Notti Osama plays to a chorus of boos as the man who will be going head on into this handicap match, Michael Machina, makes his way out onto the stage. The crowd shows little approval towards The Moneymaker as he makes his way down the ramp. )
Bella Braxton: The following contest is a three on one handicap match scheduled for ONE FALL! Already in the ring, the team of Mercer McKay, Juggalo Sally, and Sorn!
Bella Braxton: And introducing their opponent, fighting out of Brooklyn, New York… HE IS THE MONEYMAKER; MIIIICHHAAAAEEEEELLLLLLLLLL MAAAAAAACCCHHHIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Huge task ahead of Michael Machina if I do say so myself. A three on one handicap match never has the best odds towards the one solo guy, but I have that feeling that despite the harsh disadvantages that lie ahead of Michael Machina’s way, he will be able to get this job done without a sweat.. Maybe, but who knows.
Flannery McCoy: There is a great assortment of skills and abilities when it comes to the collective of Mercer McKay, Juggalo Sally, and Sorn. Speed, power, leg strength, arm strength. And you can’t forget the numbers game. It will be a true test of Michael Machina’s power, so without further ado. Let’s get this underway!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: And this match is on for Michael Mchina as he will take on Juggalo Sally, Mercer McKay, and Sorn in this huge three on two handicap match! Sorn begins the match for his side as he and Michael begin to circle around the ring waiting for each other to initiate the first strike.. And it is Michael Machina who sprints towards Sorn and throws him up, ramming him back first into the corner! Michael Machina with repeated shoulders into the stomach of Sorn who can’t cover up! And it is the referee who is forced to break the assault after four seconds of Machina not letting up!
Flannery McCoy: Sorn staggers out of the corner and holds onto his stomach, going for a WILD swing to the face of Michael Machina, but it is caught! And Machina with one of his own! And now a HUGE KICK to the stomach that sends Sorn falling to knees at Michael Machina’s feet. AND A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE! The boot just echoes off of Sorn’s cheekbones to a loud gasp from the crowd as Michael Machina pulls Sorn up to his feet with a single hand.
Jake Mercer: This is scary for Sorn who is placed in the middle of the ring with Michael Machina running off the ropes.. OH GOD! A SHOULDER BLOCK SENDS SORN FLYING ABOUT SIX FEET INTO HIS OWN CORNER! Michael Machina just ran at the literal speed of a bullet and has allowed for ZERO offense on the part of Sorn, who now crawls his way towards Michael Machina.. I don’t know if this is a good idea. Oh yeah no this isn’t..
Flannery McCoy: Michael Machina grabs around the waist of Sorn and faces away from Juggalo Sally and Mercer McKay on the apron.. ONLY TO DRIVE SORN NECK FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE OF THAT SAME CORNER, AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH A DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX! WHAT THE HELL DID WE JUST SEE!
Jake Mercer: The incarnation of an in ring deity.
( TAG! )
Stew-O: Juggalo Sally then makes the forced tag as she steps into the ring and comes face to face with Michael Machina who just gives nothing but a smirk back to The Internet Clown.. AND SALLY LANDS A QUICK FOREARM SHOT TO THE FACE! JUGGALO SALLY HIT THE TARGET AS SHE MAKES MACHINA STAGGER! SHE RUNS THE ROPES- AND DASHES RIGHT INTO AN OVERHEAD THROW BY MICHAEL MACHINA! Juggalo Sally crashes down but picks herself right back up again.. She goes for the pele kick to Michael Machina!
Flannery McCoy: But it is captured with a SINGLE fist by Machina.. WHO THROWS JUGGALO SALLY’S LEG HIGH INTO THE AIR BEFORE FORCING HER KNEE TO SMASH DOWN INTO THE CANVAS! No protection whatsoever! Michael begins to pace around the ring, and you can tell he is just doing this for fun at this point. What a sick mind he is. Juggalo Sally now is up with help from the ropes.. AND MICHAEL MACHINA LOOKS TO RUN RIGHT THROUGH HER WITH A SPEAR.. BUT SHE KICKS HIM IN THE FACE!
Jake Mercer: Those quick, strong legs of Juggalo Sally might have saved her from absolute destruction as she sends Michael Machina into a daze.. And now a kick to the back of the knee! And a backhand to the chest with a- What? Michael Machina caught the hand.. LARIAT! HE TAKES JUGGALO SALLY DOWN WITH HIS OTHER ARM AND CATCHES HER BY SURPRISE!
Stew-O: Juggalo Sally tries to crawl away towards Mercer McKay who shakes his head on the apron, but Michael Machina grabs Juggalo Sally by the legs and pulls her back into his grasp.. And he throws her up in one consecutive motion, dropping her to the mat again! Fisherman’s Suplex connects! Juggalo Sally rolls over and it is obvious that she won’t be feeling anything well tomorrow.
Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING! SORN IS ON THE TOP ROPE WAVING FOR MICHAEL MACHINA TO TURN AROUND IN ORDER TO LAND SOMETHING HUGE! AND HE DOES SO AS SOON AS MACHINA TURNS HIS BODY TO FACE THE OTHER WAY-
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE HELL! “BULLET FROM HELL” CONNECTS! THE SPEAR CAUGHT SORN IN FLIGHT AS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD SMASHES INTO THE RING MAT! MICHAEL MACHINA IS ON TOP OF HIS GAME!
( TAG! )
Stew-O: Uh oh… Mercer McKay tags himself in. And he enters the ring! Michael Machina and Mercer McKay stand toe to toe with one another as the crowd all begin to get on their feet here! WOAH WOAH, WHAT! MICHAEL MACHINA BEGINS TO LIFT MERCER MCKAY OFF OF HIS FEET WITHOUT ANY STRUGGLE IN GORILLA PRESS POSITION! AND HE DROPS MERCER MCKAY DOWN INTO THE MAT WITH “HEAT’S DESCENT”! GORILLA PRESS SLAM ON THE NEAR THREE HUNDRED POUNDER!
Jake Mercer: This is INSANITY! Mercer McKay just BOUNCED off of the canvas and right back onto his feet as he turned around, dizzy.. “BULLET FROM HELL” INTO MERCER MCKAY! THAT’S TWO ALMOST BACK TO BACK! MICHAEL MACHINA LAID OUT MERCER MCKAY WITH LITERAL EASE! COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTHHHRRREEEEEE!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: The winner of this match… MIIIICHHAAAAEEEEELLLLLLLLLL MAAAAAAACCCHHHIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Welp. There it is again. Another win for Michael Machina and another unstoppable performance that just proves how great this young man is. No breaks. No hesitations. No flaws. Just raw power, raw talent, raw strength, and that was completely on display here in this handicap match!
Stew-O: Exactly, Flannery. And it wasn’t just one. It wasn’t just two. But it was three different Elitists that Michael Machina just took out! And with only Juggalo Sally landing some offense on the part of those three! That is insane.
( The camera fades away as Michael Machina begins to walk up the ramp and to the back, not batting an eye towards the three he just defeated. )
(Friday Night Dynasty continues on into the night and the scene cuts to the backstage area where cameras open up with Tyrone Montgomery watching Kensingten Calhoun-Astor pace back and forth while she holds her phone as she speaks. After last week’s events, and just seeing Michael Machina win a three-on-one handicap match, her tone understandably isn’t pleased and the feeling shows just as much on her face.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: I just can’t believe that he would go and do something like that! I mean, putting his hands on a management official like that and most certainly not giving two hoots about what the consequences could be – this isn’t the kinda thing we should be promoting! Richard, I just… I don’t know where to even begin!
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Now he’s only gone and beaten Mercer, Sorn and Sally… I’m really beginning to lose my temper with this little irritant. Nobody seems capable of doing their job!
(Kensingten shakes her head in a mix of frustration and disbelief, but the audience knows now that who she’s speaking to is Richard Grant.)
Richard Grant: I think where we need to start is with the one man who’s responsible for why I’m not there at Friday Night Dynasty right now: Tyrone Montgomery!
Tyrone Montgomery: :krabs: Me?! What did I do?!
Richard Grant: Boy, don’t play- Kensingten, give him the phone so I can see him.
(Richard gives an impatient sigh as Kensingten turns her phone so Tyrone can see Richard on the FaceTime call.)
Richard Grant: Boy, don’t play dumb with me! You left me out there in the ring with that thug, that violent hoodlum, when I called for security to escort Michael Machina to the back. I saw you telling them not to come out and do as I demanded, which could only mean that you WANTED him to put his hands on me!
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Just downright despicable, I tell you! Don’t you have any shame, Tyrone? Your dimwitted actions led to this upstanding, role model of a man getting sidelined without even knowing for God knows how long and it’s all your fault! It’s pathetic that you’re standing here acting like you did absolutely nothing wrong, but it’s so expected for someone like you to not wanna take even the slightest bit of accountability.
Tyrone Montgomery: I don’t think you guys understand! I had absolutely no idea that Michael Machina would put his hands on you, Richard, I swear! If anything, I felt that a group of security coming down the ring and trying to force him out would’ve only made the situation a whole lot worse-
Richard Grant: What could possibly be worse than me being viciously assaulted by some wannabe gangster?!
Tyrone Montgomery: :lupe:!!! What I mean to say is that I was just looking to help Michael get his point across and perhaps explain to you why he should potentially find himself with a Championship opportunity in the near future; how it could escalate to what it did didn’t cross my mind. I saw it as a chance to show that we’re willing to listen to our talent and that our Elitists are more than welcome to come to us to discuss any issues they feel they’re having with management rather than needing to have a confrontation in the ring-
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Sounds like a bunch of bologna! If you really cared about the Elitists on Dynasty, then there wouldn’t have been a need for myself or Richard to show up and set the course straight after the absolute mess of a pigsty that you had this brand turning into!
Richard Grant: She’s absolutely right, Tyrone! You let Dynasty go right into the mud and it’s last week’s fiasco that looked like it could be headed right back to where it was before Kensingten and I started implementing some much needed rulings with more to come. Now Michael has won tonight when the plan was to teach him a much-needed lesson. We need to fix this!
(Tyrone can only shake his head but he tries to not be overcome with defeat in this situation no matter how much he finds himself outnumbered.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Believe what you want, but I’m not lying when I say that I wanted to give Michael a chance to prove himself and connect with you on a level to see what I see in him.
Richard Grant: All he connected with was my ribs when he speared me to the mat, Tyrone. If you would’ve just kept your nose out of my business and what I’m trying to do for this brand then we wouldn’t be in this mess!
Tyrone Montgomery: ‘Your business’? Last I checked, this brand is just as much my business as you think it is yours, and I really don’t appreciate you acting like I’m not a part of it or that I don’t have a say in the direction that it should be going. It’s exactly why last week’s situation could’ve been avoided if you two weren’t trying to make everything I say or do seem so insignificant, or act like you can just override what decisions I come to; you two are trying to make me feel like a third wheel and use the numbers advantage you have against me but you’re not even my bosses!
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: So, what, you’re really going to stand there and play that card against us because you’re the singular one among us who for whatever reason can’t get behind the vision? You wanna be the minority in this situation so bad, Tyrone, even after you stood by and did NOTHING to make up for problems you caused for Richard last week, and it makes me sick!
Richard Grant: If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you WANTED this to happen, Tyrone! Your problem is that you’re resistant to change but complacency is how you get the absolute crap that Dynasty had become by the end of last season with some of the decisions you made – and that’s putting it nicely as far as I’m concerned. The two of us came to Dynasty trying to help you but it seems that all you want to do is act like we’re out to get you because you’ve got it in your mind that we want you gone.
Tyrone Montgomery: So, we’re really gonna act like there’s no underlying issues here at all? There’s been nothing but tension directed toward me any time I try do something or make a decision-
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Oh, so you’re playing the victim now, huh? Oh loooooooord, why am I not surprised that this is what it’s come to? Honestly, I’m not surprised that wanting to come off as the victim is how you want to handle this, it’s all people like you know how to do.
(Tyrone goes silent as he watches Kensingten roll her eyes, apparently irritated with him judging from her mannerisms.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Well, if we’re being honest then, it looks like there’s really only one victim here and I’d be happy to give you the hint that it’s not me.
(Kensingten’s eyes widen in surprise as she looks to Tyrone and then to her phone at Richard, and Tyrone shrugs his shoulders before he goes to cross his arms.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Richard, I cannot believe…. Listen, I’m gonna call you back later, okay? I’ll get this one together, you just rest up and recover in the meantime.
(Kensingten ends the FaceTime call and sets her phone down on the desk with a noticeable force as she comes face to face with Tyrone, who hasn’t even flinched as Kensingten is as close as she could possibly get. Tyrone doesn’t appear to be at all intimidated by her actions.)
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Is this really what you want to do, Tyrone? Because I promise you, little comments like the one you just made aren’t going to do you any favors. Be mad all you want that you’ve got people here now who can actually help you run a show the way a show is supposed to be run, but see how far it gets you if you wanna keep up with the way you’re going now. It won’t be looking so bright for you if this is the path you feel like continuing on.
Tyrone Montgomery: No, you’ve got it all wrong, Kensingten. The thing is that I do want my job, I even want to DO my job the way that I know I can – but the problem is that I can’t really do any of that when I’ve got you and Richard practically breathing down my neck or seemingly making plans behind my back.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Instead of acting like we’re somehow keeping you from doing your job, what you should be doing is bowing at our feet for showing you how to do your job and do it well! Now, I suggest you get out of my office – I’ll call you if I need you.
(Kensingten and Tyrone say nothing more as they stare each other down for a few tense moments. It’s Tyrone who turns away from her without another look and exits from her office with the door closing shut behind him once he’s out in the hallway, and once there, he digs into his pocket to retrieve his phone. With a few taps on his screen, Tyrone appears to be making a call as he raises his phone up to his ear. A few moments pass before the other person seems to answer.)
Tyrone Montgomery: Hey, I’m gonna need a big favor from you next week…
(But just as the conversation had begun, Tyrone begins walking down the hall and what else he says has already become indiscernible to the viewers. The scene fades out.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘The Leaving Song Pt. II’ by AFI starts playing through the arena as the fans burst out into cheers once they see Hans Grayson make his way to the ring as he wears the EAW New Breed Championship around his waist.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… From Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada… Weighing in at 219 pounds… He is the EAW New Breed Champion… “FIRE HEART” HAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS GRAYSOOOOOOOOON!!!
Stew-O: Last week we saw Hans Grayson and Drake Armstrong share a few words before Drake Armstrong went for a forearm to the back of Hans’ neck, and I bet he’s not too happy about that! He’s out here to make sure that Drake Armstrong realizes who he’s messing with come Reckless Wiring!
Flannery McCoy: Oh most definitely, but Hans also has to make sure his momentum isn’t halted by his opponent here tonight as having Drake Armstrong be the only thing on your mind can be VERY detrimental!
(As Hans finally makes it inside the ring, he hands his EAW New Breed Championship to the referee as his theme slowly fades away. ‘DNA’ by Kendrick Lamar replaces Hans’ theme as boos replace the cheers in the arena as a focused Danny Cage makes his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent… From Fort Lauderdale, Florida… Weighing in at 220 pounds… He is “THE DEMIGOD” DAAAAAAAAAANNYYYYYYY CAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
Jake Mercer: Now here’s an elitist that one needs to have the right taste in wrestling to truly understand his greatness! Strength and power that’s all Danny Cage, and while he couldn’t pick up any wins as of late, I believe tonight is his moment!
Flannery McCoy: Against the New Breed Champion here in EAW? We have seen some crazy things before, but I believe that Hans Grayson will humble Danny Cage a bit here tonight and send out a message to Drake Armstrong!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: The match is on its way and both men are staring at each other as Danny Cage quickly grapples Hans Grayson as he grabs his head and tries to go for a lifting DDT, but Hans Grayson is able to stand in place as he punches on the sides of Danny Cage until he’s let go! Hans is now going for a grapple of his own as he grabs onto the head and goes for a headlock takeover! Both men are down on the mat as Hans keeps a grounded headlock on Danny Cage, just working on the head, and making sure that Danny doesn’t get out!
Jake Mercer: Trust me guys if anyone can get out of this headlock, it’s Danny Cage- wait what is Hans Grayson doing?!? Oh, cmon, this is showing off at its finest as Hans does a headstand while still wrenching on the headlock he has hooked in! Despicable showcase from our New Breed Champion here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Trust me Jake, if Danny Cage were to do that you’d be praising him! Speaking of Danny Cage, he is slowly able to get back onto his feet as he pushes off Hans onto the ropes as he bounces back being greeted by a very powerful clothesline by Danny Cage! Danny is not slowing down as he quickly picks up Hans and starts to chop Hans Grayson’s chest nonstop lighting it up as we speak!
Stew-O: Hans’ is taking these chops as he keeps telling Danny to go harder and harder! As Danny is going for another chop, Hans is able to hit him with an elbow to the face dazing Danny Cage for a bit as Hans Grayson uses the rope for momentum and hits him with his own clothesline knocking Danny down! Danny Cage though quickly stands up as Hans tries to go for another one, but Danny Cage uses his speed to counter him as Hans’ gets picked up from his clothesline attempt and slammed down with a belly to belly suplex from Danny! He’s not done there as Danny yells at Hans to get up as he slowly gets up using the ropes as Danny Cage used the rope for momentum…
Jake Mercer: CLOTHESLINE FROM DANNY CAGE! THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IS DOWN AND DANNY STARTS TO CLIMB THE TOP ROPE! THIS IS HIS MOMENTUM AND DANNY GOES FOR A FROG SPLASH ON HANS! I THINK IT’S OV-
Stew-O: KNEES UP FROM HANS GRAYSON AS DANNY CAGE FALLS FIRST ONTO HIS KNEES! There’s a reason WHY Hans Grayson is our current New Breed Champion, and that’s one of them as he’s not done just yet as he looks at the fans before hitting the downed Danny with a standing moonsault! This kid is IMPRESSIVE! Hans now grabs Danny from his side as he starts to pick him up as he quickly hits him with a SAITO SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: Hans now climbing the rope as it seems his goal is to keep Danny Cage grounded with no room for offense as he watches a groggy Danny slowly stand up as he goes for a flying crossbody onto him!
Jake Mercer: DANNY CAGE GRABS HANS GRAYSON MID AIR AS HE QUICKLY TRANSITIONS HANS INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION AND BRINGS HIM DOWN WITH FORCE FOR A MASSIVE POWERBOMB! I KNEW DANNY WAS JUST PLAYING POSSUM UNTIL IT WAS TIME TO EXECUTE HIS GAME PLAN! Danny Cage looks at the fans with a smug look as Hans slowly sits up before put down again with Danny Cage going for a running european uppercut on the seated Hans Grayson!
Danny Cage: (off-mic) You may be a champion, but you aren’t on the level of Danny Cage! You are but a vermin who hasn’t met his maker just yet!
Flannery McCoy: Those are some bold words to say to a champion, but confidence is a very powerful weapon here in EAW as Danny picks up Hans from his legs as he puts him in a powerbomb position, but he doesn’t go for a powerbomb as he starts to run towards the turnbuckle!
Stew-O: BUCKLE BOMB ONTO THE NEW BREED CHAMPION! HANS REMAINS ON HIS FEET AS DANNY LOOKS A BIT SURPRISE BEFORE GOING FOR ONE OF HIS CLOTHESLINE… HANS WAS READY HOWEVER AS HE DUCKS UNDERNEATH IT AND HITS DANNY WITH A PELE KICK!
Jake Mercer: DANNY IS STILL STANDING AS HANS USES THE ROPES TO BOUNCE TOWARDS DANNY CAGE AS HE HITS HIM WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE THAT PUTS DANNY CAGE ON HIS BACK! Classic Danny Cage tactic here guys, this is a strategy he once used to show his intellect one time down in a Florida fed where he stole the win by doing this exact strategy!
Stew-O: Get his behind kicked voluntarily? This isn’t some wacky made up strategy Jake Mercer is talking about, this is Hans Grayson showing that his championship win wasn’t a fluke but that he was meant to be the New Breed champion! Hans isn’t done just yet though as he quickly picks up Danny Cage and sets him up for the spinning Michinoku Driver II as he hits it right in the middle of the ring! Hans Grayson now heading to the ropes what’s he looking for?!?
Flannery McCoy: I think I know exactly what he’s going for here as he uses the rope for some speed as he connects with a handspring roundhouse kick on Danny Cage who was barely getting composure as he is forced to sit in a groggy state! Hans punches Danny right on the jaw as Danny turns over on his knees as Hans Grayson knees the midsection to make sure Danny stays down as he stares at the light above!
Jake Mercer: Hans Grayson isn’t done here as he’s out to send a message to Drake Armstrong that he is the champion for a reason and beating him will be no easy feat as Hans runs towards the rope and he’s looking for his “Firesault” signature move! DANNY MOVES OUT THE WAY IN THE LAST SECOND AS HANS HITS THE MAT FACE FIRST GIVING DANNY CAGE THE OPPORTUNITY FOR A BREATHER AS HE USES THE ROPES TO GET UP! THIS IS YOUR MOMENT DANNY SHOW THE WORLD THAT YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A FUTURE CHAMPION!
Stew-O: Danny Cage now climbing the top rope as he looks down at Hans Grayson before taking the dive and landing a vicious elbow drop right on Hans’ abdomen area! Danny ain’t done just yet as he heads towards the top half of Hans’ body as he picks him up from the ground and starts squatting with Hans for a few seconds before hitting him with a brain buster suplex!
Jake Mercer: Strength and power baby, that’s what this game is all about and I think Danny Cage is looking to end this match very soon as Danny goes to the corner and starts to yell at Hans Grayson to get up as Hans slowly and groggily gets up as Danny starts to run and it’s looking like we are about to see the “Killer Cage” spear here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: “FLAMING PUNCH”! HANS GRAYSON WAS ABLE TO EXECUTE HIS SIGNATURE MOVE JUST IN TIME BEFORE BEING CUT IN HALF WITH DANNY CAGE’S SPEAR! HANS NOW GOING FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: DANNY CAGE KICKS OUT! DANNY CAGE KICKS OUT! Hans Grayson looks a bit surprised as he stares at Danny with a smirk on his face as he mounts on Danny and starts hitting him with a barrage of elbows to the face! Hans has to show Drake Armstrong that he is not only one tough opponent, but can be ruthless as well!
Jake Mercer: It’s going to be tough though against someone like Danny Cage and I know what people are thinking; “Hasn’t he lost his past few matches?”, and to that I tell them, how did he lose them? Exactly! Hans doesn’t seem done just yet though as Hans picks him up and irish whips him to the ropes!
Flannery McCoy: Danny Cage able to slide out of the ring instead of bouncing back as he looks up at Hans with a smirk pointing at his brain almost taunting his intellect at Hans, but that may have screwed Danny a bit as Hans runs towards the rope and hits Danny Cage with a tope con hilo right outside of the ring as Danny’s back hits the mat, but Hans Grayson stays standing! Impressive show of athleticism here from the New Breed Champion!
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
Stew-O: Hans Grayson now trying to pick up Danny Cage from the ground, but Danny with a quick eye rake to the eye as he gets the advantage and slams down Hans on the announce table cover, before hitting Hans with a European uppercut to leave him seated as he leans on the announce table. Danny now enters the ring to break the count for himself as he looks at the fans and taunts them as he lets them know he is the very best!
FOUR!
FIVE!
SIX!
Flannery McCoy: Hans Grayson realizing the situation he’s in grabs onto the announce table as he slowly picks himself up trying to break the count before he’s counted out. He takes a quick breather as he looks at Danny Cage taunting and smirks as he jumps onto the apron and grabs the ropes as he springboards inside the ring for A “BURNING SHOT” LARIAT ONTO DANNY CAGE!
Jake Mercer: DANNY CAGE WAS READY AS HANS TRIES TO GO FOR THE LARIAT AND DANNY GRABS THE ARM OF HANS GRAYSON AND HOOKS IN THE “BIRTH OF THE FUTURE” SUBMISSION HOLD! IS HE GOING TO MAKE THE NEW BREED CHAMPION TAP OUT HERE TONIGHT?!?
Flannery McCoy: HANS GRAYSON IS FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE TRYING TO ESCAPE THE HOLD, BUT DANNY KEEPS IT WRENCHED IN… HANS USING THE ROPES TO HIS ADVANTAGE TO POSITION HIMSELF FOR A PINFALL ON DANNY CAGE NOW!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: DANNY KICKS OUT IN THE LAST SECOND! THAT KICKOUT ALLOWED HANS GRAYSON TO ESCAPE THE SUBMISSION HOLD AS HE USES THE ROPE TO BOUNCE TOWARDS DANNY CAGE GOING FOR ANOTHER “FLAMING PUNCH” TO DANNY…
Stew-O: DANNY IS ABLE TO MOVE OUT THE WAY AS HE USES THE ROPES FOR MOMENTUM TO HIT HANS GRAYSON WITH THE “KILLER CAGE” SPEAR! HE GOES FOR THE COVER NOW!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: HANS GRAYSON KICKS OUT! DANNY CAGE ISN’T TOO HAPPY AS HE STARTS TO ARGUE WITH THE REFEREE! HANS BEGINS TO ROLL TO THE OUTER PART OF THE APRON SLOWLY PICKING HIMSELF UP… I THINK I KNOW WHAT’S NEXT!
Flannery McCoy: DANNY CAGE REALIZING THAT HANS GRAYSON IS NO LONGER ON THE MAT LOOKS CONFUSED BEFORE LOOKING TOWARDS THE APRON A SECOND TOO LATE AS HE’S MET WITH HANS GRAYSON’S “BURNING SHOT LARIAT”! HANS GOES FOR THE COVER NOW!
ONEEEEEEEEEEE!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…The EAW New Breed Champion… HAAAAAAAAAAANS GRAAAAAAAAAAAYSOOOOON!!!!!
Stew-O: What an impressive win here tonight from Hans Grayson, Danny Cage entered this match determined and ready to shock the world and while he fought hard and valiantly, it just wasn’t enough to take down the New Breed Champion.
Flannery McCoy: Not only that, but Hans Grayson was able to send a message to Drake Armstrong that as long as he’s New Breed Champion here in EAW, he’s going to have to try harder than he has to take the championship away from Hans!
Jake Mercer: A win against Danny Cage is one thing, but Drake Armstrong is in his element and has a lot to prove here on Dynasty… this momentum may be what Hans Grayson needs to beat Drake Armstrong at Reckless Wiring.
(Hans Grayson is seen celebrating with his championship as he goes and interacts with the fans while Danny Cage grabs onto the bottom rope and stares down Hans Grayson before the scene fades away.)
(The camera cuts backstage to a chorus of boos, as Ronan Malosi is seen shadow boxing in preparation for his match with NOVA, but something is clearly on his mind, blocking his focus slightly, and causing him to pace back and forth, looking down, and taking a deep breath. Ronan notices Michael Belfort as he comes passing by, and an idea pops into Malosi’s head, who runs over, and desperately snatches the mic out of Belfort’s hand.)
Ronan Malosi: GIVE ME THAT!
Michael Belfort: HEY!
(Ronan shoves Belfort down, causing him to back off. Ronan turns his attention to the camera, and repeatedly thumps on the microphone, checking to see if it’s on, and working, which it is.)
Ronan Malosi: This thing on? This thing working? Good, because I have a message to send. Andre, you may have not seen the video that I put out this week, because I understand that you’re a very busy man, but I know you’ll see this. Look, I want to formally apologize to you, my Samoan Kaiser. A week has passed, and I understand that I messed up. You asked me to take Chris Elite out of the equation, make sure that he couldn’t interfere in your business, and unfortunately, I failed. I make no excuses about that. Then… I disobeyed your orders. I was told to EARN my place at the table, my place in the tribe, but I tried taking a shortcut instead.
(Ronan takes a moment to look down before continuing with his speech.)
Ronan Malosi: I thought that helping you out against Chris Elite would fast track me to the front of the line, but it got me into deeper waters. Andre, Albert, if you’re watching this, I understand now. I understand that nothing in life worth having comes easy. I’m willing to earn my spot at the table, no matter how long it takes, but I’m also willing to accept my punishment, if there is one. Because as Albert said, two weeks ago, I screwed everything up. But I hope you understand that wasn’t my intention. I hope you understand that, ever since the Draft, everything I’ve done has had The Kaiser’s best interest in mind. Albert asked me to attack Chris Elite, send a message, and I did that. Albert asked me to take out Chris Elite, make sure that he couldn’t interfere in Andre Walker’s match, and while I wasn’t exactly successful, remember… I still tried.
Ronan Malosi: And in the main event, when Chris Elite did interfere, attacking The Kaiser like a coward post match, I didn’t just try and leave Andre with the mess I made, I still tried to clean it up, and would’ve had it not been for Joso and Jake Smith.
(The crowd cheers at the mention of those names, but Ronan forms a look of pure and utter disdain.)
Ronan Malosi: Yeah, keep cheering. You weren’t cheering last week when Andre Walker SMASHED Jake Smith backstage for everyone to see.
(The crowd immediately goes back to booing, and a smug expression forms on Ronan’s face as a result before returning back to his speech.)
Ronan Malosi: Look, Andre, before things got muddied up by outside sources, you have to admit, me and you were working like a cohesive unit out there. Chris Elite stood no chance for the two of us, and Chris Elite is an EAW Hall of Famer, so if he stood no chance, imagine how the rest of the roster would fare with Andre Walker and Ronan Malosi together, which is what we should be. Together. A unit. Not separated like we are now. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, I can be a very valuable asset to you and your cause. Andre, all I need you to do is trust me. Trust that I won’t make the same mistakes again. Now, what it’ll take to earn your trust back, I don’t know, and I don’t care, but I’ll do it, whether it be jumping through all sorts of hoops, or going through how ever many obstacles. I am dedicated to Andre Walker, and if you don’t believe me, take a look at what I’m wearing.
(The camera pans down briefly to show Ronan wearing a sleeveless Andre Walker tank for his ring gear.)
Ronan Malosi: It’s your shirt. Because I acknowledge you, and I represent you, whether I’m out the ring, or whether in the ring. Tonight, I’m in the ring, and taking on some guy named NOVA. You may or may not have heard of him, but tonight, I represent YOU in that match. When I beat NOVA, that means YOU beat NOVA as well, because to me, Ronan Malosi and Andre Walker? We are one. When you win, I win, and when I win, you win. Again, ever since the Draft, everything I’ve done has had The Kaiser’s best interests in mind, and despite the harsh words last week, that doesn’t change. I am for the cause, which is why I attacked Joso last week, because he needs to be taught a lesson, he needs to be taught that you don’t stick your noise in The Kaiser’s business as an unwanted guest. Jake Smith learnt that last week, and Joso learns it very soon, because I am going to put him out of commission, so much so, he can’t stick his nose in your business anymore, even if he might want to. Because just like Jake, he’ll be in a hospital, hooked up to IVs, watching Reckless Wiring on a screen as you inevitably take that GAWD Contract out of Chris Elite’s clutches, and officially cement yourself as an unstoppable force in Elite Answers Wrestling. But before that, please do me a favor, and watch my match with NOVA. Watch what I do to him, because the win is for you as much as it is for me, Big Uce. I hope to make you proud… tonight is the story of a long journey, but it’ll all my worth it.
(Ronan stares into the camera with determination in his eyes, and tosses the mic aside, walking off as the camera cuts elsewhere.)
( ‘Mo Money’ by Ben McLusky plays through the speakers to an immediate reaction of instantaneous boos by the crowd as they all know what is to come here. Ronan Malosi makes his way out through the curtains and onto the Dynasty stage, wearing Andre Walker merch that he flexes to the crowd with nothing but a smile on his face due to the man that he is repping. Ronan Malosi then makes his way down the ramp. )
Ronan Malosi (Off-mic): I AM SORRY, MY KAISER!
Stew-O: oh brother
Ronan Malosi (Off-mic): I AM GOING TO PROVE MYSELF WORTHY, ALBERT! I AM GOING TO SHOW JUST HOW MUCH A DESPERATE MAN CAN DO WHEN HE HAS NOTHING BUT GOOD INTENTIONS FOR THE BEST PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER IN THE WORLD!
Bella Braxton: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first, fighting out of Cape Town, South Africa and residing in The Isle of Samoa… ROOOOOOOONNNAAAAAANNNNNNN MAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Things are about to get good tonight! We already know that Ronan Malosi has had a killer-like attitude since last week when being disregarded by Albert Hitchman AND disrespected by Joso! Now, Ronan Malosi has the perfect opportunity to show them both just how great he can be in the middle of that ring. I bet you that losing to Chris Elite was just a fluke on the record.
Flannery McCoy: I don’t know if fluke is the right word to use, Jake, but Ronan Malosi definitely has some more added passion coming into this match. We heard that Ronan understands where he went wrong, but he still does not have the idea of giving up when it comes to getting on the same side as Andre Walker. I applaud the drive, but who knows if it will turn out well tonight. Ronan didn’t even directly address his opponent on the way to this match, so it is just a matter of finding out.
( ‘Sun Killer’ then takes over ‘Mo Money’ as NOVA makes his way out onto the Dynasty stage, eyeing down Ronan Malosi who stands in the middle of the ring. The crowd cheers for NOVA’s entry as he makes his way down the ramp. )
Bella Braxton: And introducing his opponent, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Now here comes the bright upstart of NOVA, who has had some great performances in EAW since his arrival, however who is still looking for that big break in his career here. Maybe this can be it tonight as NOVA takes on Ronan Malosi. A win for NOVA can certainly change the trajectory of both sides of the coin, pushing Ronan far off of Andre Walker’s sights as if he hasn’t alrea-
Jake Mercer: Well that isn’t nice. Sure, hypothetically speaking a loss for Ronan Malosi will alter the quest he has to stand side by side with The Samoan Kaiser, but like I already said; He IS determined. He IS driven. That loss to Chris Elite should not be something to judge Ronan by!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Stew-O: The bell sounds.. And in comes NOVA with an immediate furry of shots to the body of Ronan Malosi! NOVA taking it right to the abdomen, and now the ribs! But Ronan is able to shove NOVA away after maneuvering away from one of the shots, and he kicks him in the stomach! NOVA slightly hunched over.. And he goes for an ENZIGURI! But Ronan Malosi is able to take a step back and dodge the kick, with NOVA crashing down into the canvas! Ronan Malosi just looks down at his opposition with a huge smile on his face!
Flannery McCoy: NOVA gets up to his feet without any hesitation however.. But he is met with a stiff right hand to the jaw! And another with the left! NOVA is momentarily rocked as Ronan Malosi looks to use the ropes for some momentum and come back with a short ranged clothesline.. But NOVA is able to duck under it and nail a rolling forearm smash to the back of Ronan Malosi’s head! He holds the back of his neck as NOVA runs past Ronan Malosi and jumps off of the middle rope…
Jake Mercer: BINGO! Big boot catches the early springboard of NOVA, and Ronan Malosi is immediately on top with a.. CHIN LOCK! HE IS WRENCHING THIS GRIP HE HAS NOVA UNDER THE JAW! ..Oh, and NOVA is able to throw some shots over his shoulder and at the nose of Ronan, escaping the sudden rest hold! Ronan Malosi looks almost unphased as he goes for a quick kick to the spine-
Flannery McCoy: NOVA catches the leg and takes both of them, rolling Ronan Malosi’s shoulders to the mat!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT WITH THE POWER OF THE KAISER, BY GOD, RONAN MALOSI IS ABLE TO POWER OUT OF THE SUDDEN KICKOUT! Both men rush to their feet with NOVA going for a kick to the side, but it is caught by Ronan! NOVA goes for yet another over head reverse kick to the opposite side of the face, but Ronan catches that one too! Ronan forces NOVA to stay on his hands as he holds him up by his legs with a HUGE KICK to the chest!
Stew-O: AND NOW RONAN MALOSI TAKES BOTH ANKLES OF NOVA AND RELENTLESSLY SMASHES HIM DOWN ONTO THE MAT! NOVA immediately clutches at one of his knees.. And Ronan Malosi begins to stomp down into said knee! And onto the hands and fingers of NOVA, too! NOVA rolls away and uses the middle rope to stand.. But it’s a chop block to that left knee NOVA was clutching at by Ronan Malosi
Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi takes a moment to indulge in the crowds.. Negativity. I really do not understand this man at all. He’s just walking around the ring in a circle with his arms out! Come on! Get to the match!
Jake Mercer: But this is sports entertaining!
Flannery McCoy: what does that even mean jake
Stew-O: It means Ronan Malosi took his eye off the prize as NOVA shoots up and jumps with a double ax handle to the back of Ronan Malosi’s neck! And NOVA starts to unload strikes on Ronan, eventually knocking him back into a corner! Ronan Malosi catches a shot, but a big kick to the shin knocks Ronan Malosi to a knee in the corner!
Flannery McCoy: NOVA then runs towards the opposite corner and rushes back towards Ronan Malosi… But Malosi with a FOREARM shot to the face that takes NOVA to the mat! Ronan gets up from the knee and walks over to the downed NOVA… and he begins taunting again.
Jake Mercer: DO YOU HEAR THAT! DID YOU HEAR THAT AWESOME OOOOOOAAAAHHHHHHH FROM RONAN MALOSI???
Stew-O: Yeah we all heard it, Jake. Ronan Malosi just continues to walk around the squared circle as NOVA tries to recover here… Oh wow! HE DOES! IT IS NOVA WHO POPS UP AND JUMPS UP ONTO THE BACK OF RONAN MALOSI AND LOCKS IN A SLEEPER HOLD! NOVA has a tight grip on Malosi who seems to be struggling after suddenly being caught! How do you feel about this, Jake?
Jake Mercer: Oh no.. OH NO!
Flannery McCoy: NOVA isn’t letting go as it takes Ronan Malosi smashing himself back first into a corner to get the grip free from around his neck, now stumbling forwards a few steps as he then turns around again to face NOVA… And NOVA with a bicycle kick to the chest- No! Ronan Malosi catches it and pops NOVA up… NOVA! HURRICANRANA! And it sends Ronan Malosi over his shoulders and into the ropes! What a move!
Stew-O: Ronan Malosi stumbles up and faces NOVA once more, but he is dropped with a sudden, standing dropkick! Ronan Malosi attempts to get up to his feet yet again.. But NOVA grabs the neck! NECKBREAKER to Ronan Malosi! And NOVA is gaining some of that needed momentum! NOVA makes his way onto the apron as Ronan Malosi begins to get up to his feet.. NOVA with a closed fist shot to the face that stuns Ronan Malosi right in front of him — Ronan is in prime position for NOVA!
Jake Mercer: AND NOVA IS LOOKING FOR THAT SLINGSHOT SHOT “CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE” CUTTER AS EXPECTED- BUT RONAN CATCHES NOVA MID JUMP AND HOLDS HIM IN THE AIR, THEN CHUCKING NOVA ACROSS THE RING AND ONTO HIS SPINE! WOW! NOVA landed hard as he now grabs onto his back, looking to get up to his feet once more.. But it is a big boot to the face by Ronan Malosi! NOVA falls back first into the turnbuckles on spaghetti legs.. Where he is then met with a corner clothesline by This once in a lifetime Million Dollar Megastar!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan Malosi has swung the momentum right back towards his way as he now pulls NOVA up by his hair with one hand.. And NOVA with a quick shot to the abdomen in hopes of stopping Ronan in his tracks.. But that shot is nothing that Ronan Malosi can not force through as he sends a quick HEADBUTT receipt right into NOVA! And now a knee into the stomach! Ronan Malosi Irish whips NOVA into the ropes with such a cocky look on his face, looking to end this here… BUT NOVA LEAPS OVER RONAN MALOSI! HE JUMPS PASSED HIM AND NOW NOVA SPRINGBOARDS OFF OF THE MIDDLE ROPE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING—
Stew-O: HOWEVER, RONAN MALOSI CAUGHT NOVA’S ATTEMPT AT A CROSSBODY IN MID AIR AS HE NOW TAKES HIS OWN LIBERTIES AND SPINS NOVA AROUND… INTO A “DEATH RO”! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL TRANSITION INTO THE END OF DAYS AS RONAN MALOSI WASTES NO TIME AND IMMEDIATELY HOOKS A LEG INTO THE COVER! NOVA IS FINISHED HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTWWWOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRREEEEEE!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
Bella Braxton: The winner of this match… ROOOOOOOONNNAAAAAANNNNNNN MAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( ‘Mo Money’ plays once more to a loud response of boos, with Ronan Malosi standing up to his feet and getting his hand raised by the referee. Ronan Malosi looks down at NOVA – who rolls out onto the apron holding his head – having bounced back from his defeat against Chris Elite two weeks ago. )
Jake Mercer: KAISER JUNIOR DID IT! KAISER JUNIOR DID IT! The curse from that FLUKE defeat Ronan Malosi suffered has been flipped around! And I could not be happier to see this man in an upwards position! Ronan Malosi might have just gotten himself up a few notches when it comes to terms with Albert, it who knows. At least Ronan Malosi has secured victory.
Flannery McCoy: And an incredible job by NOVA as well who put on yet another great performance! However, yes, Ronan Malosi did get the win tonight, but I highly doubt that this is enough to make up for his several mistakes weeks prior. We know Andre, greatness in his eyes doesn’t come so simply.
( Ronan Malosi rolls out of the ring and backpedals up the ramp, throwing his hands up in victory for all the world to see. We then fade to a commercial for Reckless Wiring featuring Joso. )
( Cameras cut backstage to Dynasty’s management office. There’s no sign of Tyrone Montgomery or Richard Grant, however, Kensingten Calhoun-Astor is seated and is watching the most recent match of the show, Ronan Malosi picking up the win! Suddenly, there’s a knock at the door. Kensingten gets up and saunters over to answer it… It’s Ms. Extreme! In recent weeks, since being drafted to Dynasty we have seen Ms. Extreme in action against the likes of Milli Banks — she has also had issues brewing with Rory Slate, who we heard from earlier in the night! Kensingten seems a little shocked, but gestures for Ms. Extreme to come in. )
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Speaking candidly? You’re probably the last person I was expecting to be at the other side of my door. What are you doing here, Camille?
Ms. Extreme: I could ask the same question back to you, Kensingten. I work here, I’m not going to blindly run around all season without dropping in on management from time-to-time. But as far as I was aware, you were long-gone from professional wrestling. What brought you back?
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Oh please, let’s not make this about me now.
Ms. Extreme: No, no. I’m serious. I mean, I’m not trying to start problems or anything. I’m genuinely curious. The last we saw of you, you were teaming with Lisa Wren. Then you got married to a Saudi prince? It’s just intriguing, I suppose. You could be doing anything you want with your life, yet you opted to come back to Elite Answers Wrestling.
( Kensingten bows her head in thought, questioning to herself if she wants to open up to Ms. Extreme. Smile flashes on her ruby red lips as she responds. )
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: You’re right, Camille. I could be off doing whatever I please. I have the financial status, and while I am married to Saudi royalty, I have the freedom to chase my dreams and my desires. In my time away from Elite Answers Wrestling I’ve done some incredible things. I’ve traveled the world, I’ve enlisted in the marines and served my country which I am oh-so proud of. But it didn’t fill that hole inside of me. While I have all of these aspirations and dreams, nothing completed me like being here, in this company.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: I was swanning around the world doing all of these things which brought me temporary happiness. And while I am still technically married, it isn’t me. I recognised that I was trying to play a role that wasn’t suited for someone like me. I was going through an identity crisis towards the end of my time here. So this time off, it allowed me to rediscover myself. It allowed me to find the real me, and do some amazing things outside of the business before I could come back more grounded and more focused on putting out some great content for the people who tune-in weekly to watch Friday Night Dynasty.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: On the surface I suppose it’d be hard to believe, wouldn’t it? But I just have a passion for professional wrestling that’s hard to replicate. I want to help make Friday Night Dynasty, and by extension Elite Answers Wrestling, bigger-and-better. Not that it isn’t already a mammoth of the industry. I’m really happy, Camille. I know the machine would keep on ticking along without me. But I want to contribute. It’s alleviating, almost like the shackles have been freed and I’m allowed to do what I want to do with my life.
( Kensingten dishes out the details of her life with no hesitation. Ms. Extreme seems a little taken aback by Calhoun-Astor spilling the details. A silence fills the room, that is until Ms. Extreme clears her throat and continues the conversation. )
Ms. Extreme: Well, that’s cool and all. And to be honest, I’m glad you’re around. You’re obviously happy to be here and I feel like you’re genuine — when it comes to wanting to make Dynasty the best it can be. After my time on Showdown last season… I need that.
Ms. Extreme: But I’m not here to brown-nose or butter you up. We’re two grown women, I don’t usually get along with authority figures as my past shows, but it doesn’t hurt to make good relations and I do honestly wish the best for you, Richard and Tyrone. While there’s obviously some issues that need ironing out, you all have the same end goal. Whereas with Showdown I never felt like that was the case. Even if Tyrone represents Disney — you’re around to ensure things don’t stray too far from the thing that matters. Professional wrestling.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: Absolutely. At times it doesn’t feel like that. Obviously towards the end of the season Tyrone made some actions which go against my values. Such as allowing Limmy to perform at Pain for Pride — against a Voltage talent of all people. I like to see people as people and not pawns to generate revenue and curate hype. I recognise wrestling is a violent sport and not something to be characterized. So I see a bit of myself in you, Camille. You don’t bow to authority when they’re in the wrong. You don’t adhere to the politically-correct culture Disney is trying to implement into this sport.
Ms. Extreme: I do like reminiscing and it’s great to hear that our approaches to this sport are so similar, but, I didn’t come here to catch-up. I actually came here with a request. Now I know that I haven’t earned that right, but I also know that you and Richard are having a couple of issues pertaining to one Michael Machina.
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: I’m listening…
Ms. Extreme: If you /really/ want to send a message to Michael, you have to hit him where it hurts. You have to go after his girlfriend, Rory. She and I have had our issues, and I think Reckless Wiring would be a great opportunity for me to put an abrupt end to those issues. You get to solve your problem and I get to solve mine. Two birds, one stone. I’d be more-than fine helping you take care of this issue, so what do you think?
( Kensingten doesn’t give a response straight away, prompting Ms. Extreme’s brow to raise. As far as she’s concerned, this is a seamless plan! )
Ms. Extreme: Have I missed something? If you’re really with me, then give me a match against this little cunt and let’s take care of our problems!
Kensingten Calhoun-Astor: I’m fine giving you the match, it was inevitable. But I think given the nature of the feud, as well as your insistence of going “against the grain” so-to-speak, you and I can ruffle some feathers in the process of putting things together. So, yes, I can make that official for Reckless Wiring, but my only condition is—
Ms. Extreme: Don’t worry about conditions, I accept! I’m just happy to get the chance to shut that overhyped-rookie up. She’s going to rue messing with me. This could be the start of a special partnership between us, Kensingten, thank you for putting Dynasty first.
( With that, Ms. Extreme turns on her heel and leaves Kensingten’s office. Kensingten tries to stop Camille from doing so — it’s clear she wished to voice the condition she had in mind but was cut-off before doing so. Calhoun-Astor shakes her head from side-to-side, seemingly, this is a situation we’ll return to at a later moment. From here, we transition elsewhere! )
(For the second time tonight, the camera would fade back to the backstage area, as Michael Belfort was seen once again, with the same microphone that he had earlier today, of course. He was ready for yet another interview here tonight, getting the preparations ready once more, well even though this one may be a bit more intense compared to the one that had taken place earlier in the show. But despite that fact that is probably already known, he still has a smile on his face, as he looks ready to bring in his next guest into the frame.)
Michael Belfort: Guess who’s back! :singing: Back again! :singing: Guess who’s back! :singing: I’m backk!! My guest here tonight obviously isn’t happy after what has happened in the recent string of weeks between himself, two of his closest allies and his biggest foes that he has encountered from the beginning of this season, but tonight he is going to get to speak his mind for the whole world to hear, so of course, without further ado, please help me introduce my guest at this time! He is a former world champion, a Hall Of Famer and legend of the business-
???: Let’s get this over beloved, don’t got all day yk.
(Michael would suddenly be cut off, as he turns to out of the frame; where Chris Elite would then walk in. The crowd explodes in cheers as Chris Elite fixes his gear, he clearly was preparing for his match that he is going to be having in just a couple of moments, and his challenger, as he would then shake Michael’s hand. He jumps up and sits down onto the crate, as Michael would continue.)
Michael Belfort: :wow: Well thank you for joining me Chris!
Chris Elite: My pleasure, Michael.
Michael Belfort: It’s been well documented over the past year or so just how much of a close friendship and bond that you and Jake Smith have grown, and that is something that you don’t see a lot here in Elite Answers Wrestling. You two have been through a lot and I have seen this from a lot of tag teams, but it seems that even through all of that, you have found a way to keep going no matter what. Do you have anything to comment about your friendship with Jake Smith and the point it has reached recently?
Chris Elite: It’s no secret that myself and Jake have bonded throughout the last year and have grown a friendship that I never expected to be honest. We had gone through a lot of ups and downs as a tag team and friends – a lot which were brought back to light last week – and I know that no matter how much we may disagree with each other, sometimes we are always going to find our way back to each other. It was that way when I returned to Showdown at the beginning of the year, just forget the fact that I ended up superkicking his head damn near clean off. Now we are both on the Dynasty brand and have finally come to the fact of maybe even reuniting The Haircare Kings which could be best for both of our careers, but it seems like that isn’t going to happen.
Chris Elite: Did you watch what I watched go down last week, Michael? The brutalization of Jake Smith from Andre Walker? I’m not lying to you when I tell you that shit horrified me. It horrified me to watch as one of my best friends was beaten up and left a bloodied heap by Andre Walker, and what he did was wrong. That is why I don’t like this. I don’t like standing here right now and even having to relive it. Jake Smith didn’t deserve what happened to him last week. Jake Smith didn’t deserve to be treated like that by Andre Walker, and now I am going to have to do something about it. Now I am going to have to make sure that he pays for everything that he did to Jake last week, and you can add that little bozo Ronan to the mix as well idc.
Michael Belfort: I understand. What happened last week was horrifying, and something that should have never happened in the first place. But with that in mind, and of course the challenge that was laid out, what is going through your mind right now? How do you feel about this?
Chris Elite: I just knew that I had to accept. I knew that I had to relent and give Andre Walker the match that he so desperately wanted out of me, so I gave him that. Because if there was one thing that I was never going to do; it was back away from a challenge, and this time around isn’t going to be any different and it is time to start respecting me. But after what he did to my best friend? In attacking Jake Smith, he – and by extension; Albert Hitchman – made the worst mistake that they could have possibly ever made, and it is time that they start getting what is coming to them, and that is exactly what I am going to make sure that I do. They did something that I can’t forgive and they did something I won’t forgive, they’re paying the price now.
Chris Elite: This isn’t about the gawd contract to me anymore, I could care less about that. Because now? Andre made it personal. Albert made it personal. These two have been attacking me week in and week out since the very beginning of the season, and now they are going to attack my best friend? They are going to attack someone who I care about? Why, just to get in my head? To make me angry? If that is what they were sought out to do; they accomplished their goal. I am pissed off, and I am ready to kick some heads off and ruin them completely, and at Reckless Wiring, and that is exactly what I am going to find myself doing when I don’t hold back. I destroy Andre and I tear him apart limb by limb until he can no longer stand. I’m getting my get back.
Chris Elite: I vow to get back for Jake Smith, and I recognize now that with Jake Smith taking out, the numbers are going to be stacked up against me, and you know what, that is okay. I can accept that. It isn’t something that I’m not used to. It’s only going to make me more determined to prove to the whole entire world that this is a new side to Chris Elite, and at Reckless Wiring, I am going to be as fired-up and as on-form as I can possibly be, and in the end, I am going to make sure that I put dow Andre Walker for good – and keep him away – and then; I will be able to say that I retained the status of my gawd contract on top of all of that. He started this and well I am going to be who ends this.
(As Chris Elite finished his sentence, he would be interrupted as suddenly his tag team partner in tonight’s match; Joso would step into frame. He waves at Michael, before getting up close towards Chris to talk to him himself, he is clearly very pumped and ready for his match tonight.)
Joso: Yo man, we need to get going; our match is up next. We need to beat some bozos up and make them remember our names to never doubt again.
Chris Elite: You’re right. Thanks for giving me this time, Michael. But I have to get out of here now.
(Michael nods his head as both Chris Elite and Joso would then leave the frame, leaving him all by himself.)
Michael Belfort: There you have it! Chris Elite and Joso take on the current Interwire Champion; Jay Jerry Johnson as well as MITSU after this break is over in tag team action! Who is going to come out on top?
(The camera would then fade out and into commercial break.)
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “il vento d’oro” by Yugo Kanno echoes throughout the Cross Insurance Arena to great reaction from the Portland, Maine crowd. MITSU stoically poses on the stage before confidently striding towards the ring. )
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TAG TEAM MATCH! INTRODUCING FIRST! From Soka, Saitama, Japan, weighing in at 187 pounds… HE IS ‘THE GOLDEN DOYEN,’ MIIIIITSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Jake Mercer: THE GOLDEENNNN DOOOYEEN IS HERE!!!
Stew-O: It has been increasingly more apparent that Jay Jerry Johnson has found his first challenger for his newly-won EAW Interwire Championship in MITSU. Both competitors have spent the past two weeks trying to prove something to each other. They have proven that they both are capable of beating the ravenous Komatsu Ogawa, and now they are out to prove that they can compete on the same wavelength and defeat an EAW Hall of Famer and one of the top stars in Joso.
( MITSU poses on the apron as his theme song is overlapped with “Blue + Blood” by Public Punching Bags. Jay Jerry Johnson arrives onto the stage to a huge pop, momentarily raising the EAW Interwire Championship over his head before he makes his way down towards the ring. )
Stephie Love: AND HIS PARTNER.. From Bridgeport, Connecticut, weighing in at 206 pounds… HE IS THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION…. ‘THE ARTIST,’ JAY.. JERRY.. JOOOHNNSON!!
Flannery McCoy: Both Jay Jerry Johnson and MITSU have no problem with each other heading into this match, but we all saw how the same level of respect between Monaghan and Daniels in the main event of last week’s Dynasty disintegrated. There is a chance where these two men’s egos can play an integral part in their chances of winning tonight, but if we can get these two sets of team at the same page with each other, then we are bound to get a fantastic tag team match for us tonight.
( “Trophies” by Drake hits to an ear-deafening pop as Joso arrives onto the entranceway. Johnson and Mitsu exchange words in their designated corner, perhaps talking strategy as Joso confidently walks down the ramp. )
Stephie Love: AND THEIR OPPONENTS FIRST! From The Bronx, weighing in at 206 pounds… HE IS ‘THE NEW ERA,’ JOOOOOOOOOOSOOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: Over the past couple of weeks, Andre Walker has quickly made himself two fierce enemies here on Friday nights in Chris Elite and Joso. Ronan Malosi has stuck his nose into the former EAW Interwire Champion’s business and even though they’re not really officially aligned, Andre is guilty by association, and Joso drew the line in the very first Dynasty where he sided with Chris Elite.
Flannery McCoy: Joso probably vexed after being jumped by Ronan Malosi tonight, and he most likely has eyes in the back of his head waiting for that mongrel to pull the same stunt. Tonight, both he and Chris Elite are out here tonight to prove that they can work together, which should show as an ominous threat to Andre Walker’s climb back to the throne.
( Joso hops off the second rope after posing, to which “Invincible” by Pop Smoke blasts through the speakers of the Cross Insurance Arena to an eruption of cheers. Chris Elite emerges onto the stage with more aplomb than ever, posing on the stage before walking down the ramp. )
Stephie Love: AND HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER! From Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 210 pounds.. HE IS AN EAW HALLLL OF FAMER… CHRIIIS. ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Chris Elite probably isn’t in the best mood at all considering that he just got one of his ‘closest’ friends bludgeoned and victimized by Kaiser! In no way shape and form is Chris Elite winning this little rivalry with my Kaiser, because look at it this way. Andre is the dominant one in this, controlling the submissive Christopher into getting a match, and now he has punched his ticket to getting maimed at Reckless Wiring!
( Chris Elite fist pumps Joso as both teams stand in their opposite corners. They briefly talk more strategy with each other before they pick their starting positions. Joso for his team and Johnson for his team. )
( DING! DING! DING! )
Flannery McCoy: This tag team match is underway and what a great way to kick it off is between two elitists who got to know a lot about each other last season in Jay Jerry Johnson and Joso. The Interwire Champion and Joso lock hands in the middle of the ring, perhaps to feel each other as Joso quickly muscles Johnson into a headlock. Johnson tries to bounce him off the ropes to relieve the headlock, but Joso slides down on one foot and maintains the grapple. Johnson presses down on his calf, eventually hoisting him up, but Joso uses this as an opportunity for a headlock takedown.
Jake Mercer: Johnson reverses it into a legscissors, to where Joso unsuccessfully tries to kip-up out of it. The champion continues to constrict his neck with his robust thighs, before Joso is able to roll around and unloop his head outwards, and HE TRIES FOR AN ANKLE LOCK, but JOHNSON KICKS HIM IN THE KNEE! Joso drops down to the ground, and Johnson administers a fujiwara armbar in the middle of the ring. Joso rolls him over, and hooks the arm into a fujiwara armbar of his own. It does not last long as Johnson leans over him and rolls onto his feet. Johnson hovers over him, Joso gets both his feet up, but Johnson adapts and floats over and rolls Joso over into an ankle lock! JOSO QUICKLY TWISTS INWARDS AND THRUSTS THE CHAMPION AWAY!
Stew-O: Joso has made the mistake of entering a technical battle with Jay Jerry Johnson as both competitors meet in the middle of the ring. Joso gets height for a pump kick; a swing and a miss. Johnson sweeps high for a roundhouse kick; another swing and a miss! Joso stabs him with a roundhouse kick to the chest. Johnson leans over, feeling the effects of the strong kick to the pecs as here comes THE GOLDEN ACE! AND JOHNSON WITH A BACK BODY DROP! JOSO LEG SPRINGS OFF THE TOP ROPE OFF THE BACK BODY DROP, AND HE REBOUNDS WITH JOHNSON’S HEAD IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS!! AND HE LOOKS TO GO FOR THE CRIMSON PEAK!!
Jake Mercer: JOHNSON SPIRALS OUT OF HIS CONTROL, SHOOTS THE HALF AND CINCHES BOTH ARMS! FOR THE PROJECT ZEPERION! JOSO LIFTS HIM OFF AND OVER HIS SHOULDERS! Johnson plants his feet on the ground on the way down and advances for a kick! He misses and gets his foot stuck momentarily on the second turnbuckle, leaving the door open for JOSO TO HOIST HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS INTO THE GRATEFUL DEATH! THE INVERTED GO TO SLEEP, BUT JOHNSON SLIDES DOWN HIS SHOULDERS AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS! LONG LIVE JAYISM–
Stew-O: Joso somehow grabs his head in mid-air and counters it with a takedown. Four close call encounters shared between both individuals as they were jockeying for some sort of advantage. Both competitors went down to one knee, on opposite corners of the ring in what seemed to be a stalemate. Joso and Johnson look behind them and decide to tag both of their partners in!
**TAG**
Jake Mercer: Here comes Chris Elite and the GOLDEEENNN DOOOYENN, MITSU! These two are no stranger to one another as they have been a couple of encounters on this brand many years ago. Mitsu and Elite exchange some words in the middle of the ring before engaging in a collar-and-elbow tie-up. Mitsu corners Elite against the turnbuckles, to where he obeys the count of the referee and slowly backs away into the center of the ring. They engage in another collar-and-elbow tie-up, where Elite quickly transitions it into a headlock. Mitsu bounces him off the ropes and Elite reels back towards him! Elite with a shoulder tackle, but Mitsu reinforces himself and remains on his feet. Elite can only show a smirk as Mitsu now rebounds off the ropes and goes for a shoulder tackle of his own.
Stew-O: Mitsu goes for a shoulder tackle! Elite has taken a step or two, but he remains on his feet. Elite now rebounds off the ropes and goes for a shoulder tackle! As a result, Mitsu is powered into the ropes, and he rebounds back! AND HE BUILDS UP SPEED TOWARDS ELITE!! AND ELITE IS TAKEN DOWN WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE.. BUT HE IMMEDIATELY SPRINGS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND GETS RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF MITSU! What tenacity shown from both competitors as now as MITSU GOES AROUND THE WAIST AND GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! STANDING SWITCH–-AND NOW ELITE GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX OF HIS OWN!
Flannery McCoy: Both of these competitors are notorious for setting up their finishing maneuvers with the German suplex, as Mitsu reverses the suplex into a snapmare takedown. Mitsu goes for a penalty kick, but he misses and turns around into a KIP-UP HURRICANRANA FROM THE HALL OF FAMER! Mitsu scrambles into the corner to where Elite sprints towards him and squashes him with a running forearm smash into the corner. He directs Mitsu into the middle of the ring before stepping through the ropes and looking to go aerial here! CHRIS ELITE SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE!! BOMBS AWAY OVERHEAD MITSU!!
Stew-O: Mitsu ducks under the legs as Elite rolls onto his feet! Mitsu shoots for a big kick, Elite ducks under it and lights him up with two jabs.. followed by a SHOOT KICK TO THE HEAD.. AND THEN A BACK FIST.. AND THEN A LARIAT THAT FLOORS HIM! Mitsu gets chopped down with the FIVE BOROUGH COMBO.. as Elite now brings him up to his feet and locks his fingers with his left hand. He pounds him with an open-hand chop to the chest before traveling up the ropes.. and HE IS GOING FOR THE ELITE CUTTE–
Flannery McCoy: MITSU HOLDS ONTO HIM, AND SPINS HIM AROUND WITH THE RIPCORD!! AND HE REELS HIM IN FOR DOYEN’S DOMINION! BUT ELITE DUCKS UNDER THE RIPCORD LARIAT!! AND MITSU GETS CROWNED WITH THE HEADSHOT!! PELE KICK FROM THE EAW HALL OF FAMER AS BOTH MEN ARE DOWN FOR THE MOMENT! What an incredible trade of offense between MITSU and Chris Elite! Elite corners Mitsu against the turnbuckles and chops him away with knife-edges! One after another, after another, after another, before Mitsu fights back and blasts him with a knife-edge chop of his own! Elite got taken back from it, but he reciprocates it with a BIG FOREARM SMASH TO THE JAW! MITSU ALMOST GOES DOWN, BUT HE CATCHES HIM AND SENDS ELITE TO ONE KNEE WITH A FOREARM SMASH OF HIS OWN!
Stew-O: Mitsu sits himself on the top turnbuckle, but he GETS CLOBBERED WITH A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI FROM THE HALL OF FAMER! AND NOW ELITE PULLS HIM OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND HAS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS.. AND IT SEEMS HE INTENDS ON TAKING HIM TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER FOR THE 44 BULLDOG!!! BUT MITSU SLIDES DOWN HIS SHOULDERS! AND DRILLS ELITE WITH THE SINGLE-LEGGED BOSTON CRAB! AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE DOWN AGAIN!! THEIR PARTNERS ARE ASKING FOR THE TAG, BUT MITSU LOOKS LIKE HE IS ABOUT TO FINISH THE JOB RIGHT NOW, MEANWHILE ELITE IS STILL RECALIBRATING AFTER THE DEVASTATING BACKSTABBER!
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite creeps up to his feet and turns around.. MITSU KICKS THE MIDSECTION AND CLUTCHES THE HEAD!! AND HE SPIKES HIM WITH THE DOYEN’S DESOLATION!! THE INVERTED NECKBREAKER CONNECT–
Jake Mercer: WHAT IN THE WORLD! ELITE MANAGES TO FLIP OVER ONTO HIS FEET OFF THE DOYEN’S DESOLUTION!! MITSU IS CAUGHT OFF GUARD.. AND MITSU QUICKLY CORRECTS HIMSELF WITH A JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO ELITE!! AND ELITE SHATTERS HIS JAW WITH THE OPEN YA MATA KNEE STRIKE!! ELITE COLLAPSES TO THE GROUND.. MEANWHILE MITSU STUMBLES RIGHT INTO HIS TEAM’S CORNER!!
**TAG!***
Stew-O: THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION IS BACK IN THE FOLD.. AND HE SEES ELITE BARELY GETTING UP TO HIS FEET AGAINST THE ROPES AND CHARGES INTO HIM!! THE OPPORTUNITIST JOHNSON, TEARS THROUGH THE HALL OF FAMER, TURNING ELITE INSIDE OUT WITH THE RHYNO SCHNEIDER KICK AS HE QUICKLY GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THR-
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! AND JOHNSON DOESN’T TAKE A SINGLE MILLISECOND TO THINK ABOUT THE KICK-OUT AS HE QUICKLY BRINGS ELITE UP TO HIS FEET! AND HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS! AND GOES FOR LONG LIVE JAYISM!! BUT THEIR CLOSE PROXIMITY THE ROPES ALLOWS ELITE TO STEP UP OFF THE ROPES AND EVADE OVER HIS SHOULDERS AND ONTO HIS FEET!! AND ELITE BACKS UP INTO HIS CORNER AND ALLOWS JOSO TO TAG HIMSELF IN!
**TAG**
Stew-O: JOHNSON DOESN’T REALIZE IT… JOSO DROPS DOWN TO RINGSIDE AND GOES AROUND THE RINGPOST AS ELITE REMAINS IN THE RING AND RUNS PAST JOHNSON! ELITE JUMPS INTO JOHNSON!! JOHNSON CATCHES HIM!! AND HE SWINGS HIM AROUND HIS SHOULDERS!! AND DRILLS HIM WITH THE GO HOME DRIVER! HE ARCHES UP AND PUTS IT ALL INTO THE COVER HERE!! HE HOOKING THE LEGS HERE, BUT JOSO ISN’T LEGAL!
Jake Mercer: AND JOSO SLIDES INTO THE RING.. LIFTS JOHNSON OFF THE GROUND BY HIS LEGS.. AND TRANSITIONS HIM RIGHT INTO THE CRIMSON’S PEAK!! AND HE PLANTS HIM WITH IT!! WHAT A MOVE AS ROLLS HIM OVER FOR THE WIN! JOSO AND ELITE WINS!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: MITSU BREAKS IT UP WITH A SLIDING KNEE TO THE FACE!! AND THE POSITIONS REVERSE AS JOHNSON INSTINCTIVELY WEIGHS DOWN ONTO JOSO AND THE SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE JUMPS INTO THE RING AND INTERCEPTS IT! WHAT A CLOSE CALL RIGHT THERE! Mitsu looks upset, perhaps maybe Johnson was about to lose it for the team or that he wasn’t able to block the EAW Hall of Lamer from breaking up the cover! Mitsu plucks Elite off the ground and throws him through the ropes and he splatters onto the ringside floor. Mitsu turns his attention to Joso.. and JOSO CREEPS UP FROM BEHIND AND SPIKES HIM ONTO THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH A POISON RANA!! MITSU ROLLS AWAY AND IS LAID OUT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE AS JOSO NOW TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION!
Stew-O: JOHNSON GOES FOR THE RHYNO SCHNEIDER! IT MISSES, AS JOSO STUNS HIM WITH A FLUSH SUPERKICK TO THE JAW!! JOSO WITH A BOX OFFICE SMASH OF HIS OWN AS HE PULLS THE CHAMPION INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING! AND HE HAS HIM IN POSITION FOR THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!! HEAVEN’S GATE CONNECTS–
Flannery McCoy: BUT JOHNSON BLOCKS THE HEAVEN’S GATE ATTEMPT! AND HE GOES AROUND THE WAIST!!! AND HE GOES FOR THE LONG LIVE JAYISM!! BUT JOSO REVERSES IT AND PINS BOTH SHOULDERS DOWN INTO A WHEELBARROW!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: JOHNSON REVERSES THE WHEELBARROW INTO THE JERRY SPECIAL ‘99!! THE PERUVIAN NECKTIE IS CINCHED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS JOSO IS IN DEEP, DEEP TROUBLE!! WE COULD SEE HIS TAP OUT OR PASS OUT IN A MATTER OF SECONDS HERE IN PORTLAND!!!
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS ELITE IS TRYING TO GET INTO THE RING, BUT MITSU IS BLOCKING HIM FROM ENTERING AND BREAK UP THE COVER!!! OH NO!!
Stew-O: JOSO IS TRYING TO FREE HIMSELF OF THE JERRY SPECIAL, BUT THIS IS AN INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT SUBMISSION HOLD TO ESCAPE!! AND JOSO MIGHT HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LET IT HAPPEN TO HIM!! MEANWHILE, CHRIS ELITE IS STILL TRYING TO OUT MUSCLE MITSU TO BREAK THE COVER!!
Flannery McCoy: AND JOSO IS ON THE VERGE OF PASSING OU–
**POW**
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE POWERS THROUGH, AND PUSHES HIMSELF AND MITSU ONTO BOTH MEN TO BREAK UP THE JERRY SPECIAL 99’!!! HE SAVES THIS MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: Jay Jerry Johnson was fortunately not involved in the collision completely as he gets up to his feet and starts to argue with MITSU! MITSU is incredibly apologetic, but Johnson thinks that he did it on purpose! Meanwhile, Chris Elite and Joso are in one side of the ring! Johnson and MITSU are caught in the heat of the moment here as they need to turn around to what’s going on behind them!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE AND JOSO TO A DOUBLE BOX OFFICE SMASH TO JAY JERRY JOHNSON–NO!! JOHNSON DUCKS OUT OF THE WAY AND MITSU EATS THE TWO SUPERKICKS TO THE FACE!!
Jake Mercer: MITSU IS OUT!!! AND NOW JOHNSON IS AT A NUMBERS DEFICIT!! AND JOHNSON IS ABLE TO SMOOTH THINGS OVER AS HE NAILS ELITE WITH A HIGH ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD! ELITE FALLS THROUGH THE ROPES, BUT REMAINS ON THE APRON AS JOHNSON NOW BLASTS JOSO WITH A YAKUZA KICK TO THE JAW! JOSO FALLS INTO HIS TEAM’S CORNER AS JOHNSON NOW RUNS INTO THE OPPOSITE CORNER AND BACK!
**TAG!!!**
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE TAGS HIMSELF IN!! AND JOHNSON COMES FULL SPEED AHEAD TOWARDS JOSO!! JOSO STEPS TO THE SIDE!! AND JOHNSON WALKS INTO A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI!!! AND NOW JOSO TURNS HIM AROUND.. SHOOTS THE HALF.. PULLS HIM IN.. AND SPIKES HIM DOWN WITH THE HEAVEN’S GATE..
Flannery McCoy: AND JOSO ROLLS HIM OVER AFTER THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER.. AND NOW THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION IS IN A SEATED POSITION.. AND WHAT IS THE EAW HALL OF FAMER THINKING HERE?!?
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE COMES OUT OF THE CORNER!! AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND DESCENDS ONTO JAY JERRY JOHNSON WITH A DEVASTATING FOREARM SMASH!! LIGHTS OUT FOR THE EAW INTERWIRE CHAMPION AS CHRIS ELITE GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( DING! DING! DING! )
( “Invincible” by Pop Smoke echoes throughout the Cross Insurance Arena as the third count prompts an ear-deafening pop from the crowd. Joso helps Chris Elite up to his feet as this duo begins to celebrate in the ring. )
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNERS.. CHRIS ELITE.. AND JOOOOOSOOOO!!
Jake Mercer: Chris Elite and Joso with the heist of the century as they got really, really lucky against Jay Jerry Johnson and MITSU! I bet this type of luck won’t dawn on them when they’re up against the Kaiser!
Flannery McCoy: It took one little mistake for MITSU and Jay Jerry Johnson for them to stop being on the same page, and the flawless chemistry between Joso and Chris Elite allowed them to take advantage of their disarray and get the well-earned victory!
Stew-O: Yes, right as we thought Jay Jerry Johnson was about to choke the lights out of Joso, Elite stormed into the ring and pushed MITSU into the Jerry Special 99’ to break it up. Johnson must have thought that it was intentional, but things were moving incredibly fast at this point and there was no time for MITSU to give his side of the story, and Elite and Joso brilliantly took advantage of this fact which is what secured this victory.
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite and Joso enjoys the fruits of their labour of their newly-fangled allegiance, which is sure to become an increasingly big threat for the Kaiser as we set off this season. Congratulations to Chris Elite and Joso!
( Returning from a brief commercial break, Suicide Doors by Lil Uzi Vert rips through the sound system here in the Cross Insurance Arena! Who knew Jamie Cross had such good insurance? Bronson Daniels has arrived and Portland, Maine loses its collective shit! Challenging for the World Heavyweight Championship at Reckless Wiring — coming off that titanic win at Pain for Pride against Andre Walker, Bronson has curated quite a following in recent weeks and that is reflected in the reaction he generates as he walks out onto the entrance ramp. Then he makes his way down to the ring. We cut over to the commentary table, with Stew-O, Jake Mercer and Flannery McCoy ready-and-willing to provide some context behind Bronson’s season so far. )
Stew-O: Well we knew that Bronson would be getting a ringside look at Limmy Monaghan’s match against Ryan Wilson later on in tonight’s show. But it seems before that happens we’re going to be hearing from “The Answer” himself! It goes without saying things have intensified between him and his opponent, Limmy, at Reckless Wiring. Last week, the two of them took to the ring in tag team action against Myles and Xander Payne — things didn’t work out too well for them as Bronson ended up eating his first loss of the season!
Jake Mercer: I can’t really say that I’m surprised, Stew-O. When there’s gold in play, even if Bronson doesn’t want to admit it, it does change the dynamic. You could see it in his communications with Limmy over the course of the match. The two were so close to losing their temper as we concluded last week’s match. Ultimately, Limmy is going to feel threatened by Bronson’s challenge, and Bronson is going to want to outshow Limmy heading into Reckless Wiring. It’s all about mind games and last week, neither Bronson or Limmy benefitted from the mental warfare in play as they wound up losing to The Wildcards in the main event.
Flannery McCoy: Even if all of that is true, the two of them were coming against a duo which has a lot of experience working together. Even if it was their maiden match of the season, Myles and Xander have worked together before and the same cannot be said for Bronson and Limmy. While the bickering didn’t help, I am sure it wasn’t intentional. Limmy tonight has a chance to right that wrong as he goes head-to-head with Ryan, whereas Bronson will have a great opportunity to scout his opponent for Reckless Wiring! It’s a win-win.
( Bronson slides into the ring, kipping-up onto his feet. Bronson interacts with the crowd for some time before gesturing for a microphone from a ringside attendant. After his music dies down and the crowd simmers, he begins to address the audience here in Maine. )
Bronson Daniels: As Reckless Wiring approaches, I’ve been deep in thought. Thoughts about how much this opportunity means to me. Thoughts on the journey I have been on since returning to Elite Answers Wrestling — all of the hard work that I’ve put in during my time on Dynasty and what fighting for the World Heavyweight Championship means. And it couldn’t be against a better, more legitimized and difficult opponent. But before I get into that, we can address that in a couple of minutes, I need to speak about what went down last week.
Bronson Daniels: Against The Wildcards, I should’ve done better. You guys know it and so do I. Maybe the heat of the moment, the competition and knowing that I’ll be facing the man I was teaming with — maybe that all got to me. Look, that’s taking nothing away from Myles and Xander. They’re top-tier competition, we’ve seen this time-and-time again. They’re both former champions of the world, it’s a tough night out for anyone. In my head, I know that if Limmy and I had the experience they have together, we would’ve won. But we didn’t. We were constantly bickering with each other instead of focusing on what’s important.
Bronson Daniels: So I owe all of you an apology, as well as everybody at home. You guys who support me through my ups-and-downs. I should’ve been better. Instead, I let the pressure get to me and instead of working together with Limmy, we both put mind games and the future before the there-and-now. It cost us. We ended up losing, now Myles and Xander are going to have that chip on their shoulder, but there’s a positive to take. A positive in knowing that Limmy feels the pressure, too. He knows at Reckless Wiring regardless of the stipulation, that he’s standing across the ring from a genuine threat, and that threat is me. We won’t be working alongside each other, but against one another, for the World Heavyweight Championship.
Bronson Daniels: Since coming back to this promotion, my career has been filled with what if moments. So close, but no cigar. There’s examples in abundance, even in the last twelve months alone. Look at Territorial Invasion, or Road to Redemption — reaching the King of Elite finals, reaching the final three of the Grand Rampage. Time-after-time, I’m in the conversation. Time-after-time, I’m so close to getting on that launchpad, getting into that spotlight. But time-after-time I failed. They say that I can’t get it done. They say I talk, and I talk but I’m unable to bring it home. They say that Bronson Daniels? Is no more than a B+ player.
Bronson Daniels: I can’t blame them. Because it’s the truth. It’s on paper, factual, whenever the pressure is on and these big, big moments came my way, I lost. That was until Pain for Pride. That was until facing my demons, facing Andre Walker on the biggest stage possible — and winning on the biggest stage possible. I overcame. I conquered. Where many thought Bronson Daniels would shrill up and die yet again, I didn’t. Maybe it means nothing. Or maybe it means everything, maybe this sets me up to go to Reckless Wiring and do something incredible.
Bronson Daniels: It’s more than the World Heavyweight Championship. It’s about righting all of those wrongs. It’s about nullifying all of those close-hits. Nullifying being the last man standing for Team Dynasty at Territorial Invasion. About reaching the King of Elite finals, only to lose to Adam Lucas. Getting into the final three at Grand Rampage — winning at Reckless Wiring, it fills in the scars of season sixteen and allows me to put all of those failures and all of those close, close moments behind me. And I recognise it’s not going to be easy. For Limmy, I have respect and I know his talent, it’s extraordinary. But if this isn’t my moment, when?
Bronson Daniels: The World Heavyweight Championship is the centerpiece of Dynasty. It tells the world you’re the best, the top dog, it makes careers. Everybody who signs a contract with Elite Answers Wrestling, they’ve dreamed of holding a World Championship and I’m no different. I didn’t return to be another face. I didn’t return to play a role in other people’s moments. I want to be the face of Dynasty, the poster child, I’ve put in the work — and so has Limmy. He’s incredible, but at Reckless Wiring, I need to go into whatever stipulation finds us and compete not to wind up staring at the ceiling, but compete to take that World Heavyweight Championship.
Bronson Daniels: Winning at Reckless Wiring would be a dream come true. It undoes the setbacks, but it doesn’t wipe them from existence. I wouldn’t have the support that I have and I wouldn’t be the man that I am without those moments. Without reaching the King of Elite finals and without reaching the final three of the Grand Rampage. These moments have molded me. They’ve cultivated a following. I want to do it for the little boy’s in the audience who look up to me. The men and women who can relate to my journey. It’s not all about me. It’s about those who have chanted for me, rooted for me, put me in this incredible position that I am in.
Bronson Daniels: I will do everything in my power not to let you down and leave Reckless Wiring with the World Heavyweight Championship. No matter the cost. No matter how hard I have to dig down, how deep I have to go. This season is my season, and at Reckless Wiring I am going to show the entire world what Bronson Daniels is all about.
( Bronson passes off the microphone to a ringside attendant to thunderous cheers. Then, he rolls to the outside. Bronson will be at ringside for this match pitting Ryan Wilson of DOMINION against the reigning World Heavyweight Champion — Bronson’s opponent for Reckless Wiring, Limmy Monaghan. Bronson makes himself comfortable, and the next match of this edition of Friday Night Dynasty is moments away. Do not go anywhere! )
(The camera cuts to Bronson Daniels ringside, sitting in a chair next to the commentary desk, and eating popcorn ahead of Limmy’s match with Ryan Wilson.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR… ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
(‘The Only Thing They Fear is YOU’ from Mick Gordon plays to a mixed reaction from fans, as Ryan Wilson exits through the curtain, focused ahead of his match with Limmy Monaghan, along with fired up, taking time to high five a few fans on his route to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first! Hailing out of Montréal, Québec, Canada, weighing in at 220 pounds…RYAN WILSON!!
Stew-O: Last week, Ryan interfered in the match between The Wildcards and Bronson Daniels, who was working alongside his opponent at Reckless Wiring, Limmy Monaghan. Therefore, these two will square off tonight.
Jake Mercer: Ryan looks focused ahead of the match, and is coming out alone, no Xander Payne with him. Meaning: he is looking to do this on his own.
Flannery McCoy: Besides, if Xander Payne was here, I think Bronson Daniels would keep an eye out, making sure no one gets involved.
(‘Number One’ by Shirō Sagisu & Hazel Fernandes plays to a mixed reaction as well. However, the crowd is leaning more in Limmy’s favor, and the Champion looks equally focused as Ryan, marching down to the ring with a purpose. Limmy takes a moment to lock eyes with Bronson Daniels, but ultimately doesn’t seem bothered by his presence ringside.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent! Residing out of Golden Beach, Florida, weighing in at 227 pounds…HE IS THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…THE FINAL BOSS…LIMMY MONAGHAN!!
Stew-O: Final Boss is a fitting title for Limmy, who is Bronson’s Final Boss ahead of Reckless Wiring.
Flannery McCoy: He’s the last guy Bronson must make it through to become World Champion.
Stew-O: And if Bronson doesn’t, that’ll be the equivalent of getting sent right back to level one, so there’s a lot riding on that match for both competitors. Although, that’s reckless wiring. Tonight is Dynasty, and Limmy has his hands full with a very game Ryan Wilson, who you cannot underestimate.
(Both competitors stare one another down from opposing corners as the referee signals the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: The bell has rung, and both men start things off by circling one another. A collar and elbow tie-up takes place! Both men jockey for position, but it’s Limmy Monaghan who gets the upper hand over Ryan Wilson, backing him up against the ropes. The referee intervenes, asking for a clean break, and Limmy gives it to him immediately, creating separation from Ryan Wilson, and giving him space.
Flannery McCoy: Limmy beckons Ryan to the center, and both men circle each other for a second time, engaging in another collar and elbow tie-up. Once again, Limmy gets the upper hand, looking to back Ryan up against the turnbuckles, but Ryan shifts the momentum last minute, pinning Limmy in the corner instead. The referee intervenes, giving Ryan til the count of five to break.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Stew-O: Both men finally begin separating, BUT ITS RYAN WHO SHOVES LIMMY MONAGHAN WHILE HE WAS IN THE CORNER! NOT TO BE INTIMIDATED, LIMMY SHOVES RYAN RIGHT BACK! Limmy exits the corner, and approaches Wilson- WALKING RIGHT INTO A KNIFE EDGE CHOP! LIMMY RESPONDS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! RYAN FIRES BACK WITH ONE! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE EXCHANGING CHOPS! LIMMY! RYAN! LIMMY!
Jake Mercer: OOH! Realizing they were at a stalemate with the striking exchange, Ryan grabs Limmy in a standing side headlock, gaining the upper hand. Limmy bounces Ryan off the ropes to escape, AND RYAN REBOUNDS BACK WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE!
Flannery McCoy: But Limmy stays on his feet, leaving them back at a stalemate, AND LIMMY QUICKLY BREAKS THE TENSION WITH A DEVASTATING FOREARM, CRACKING RYAN SQUARE IN THE JAW! With his opponent stunned, and doubled over, Limmy grabs Ryan in a standing side headlock now, but Ryan still has enough wherewithal to escape it, bouncing Limmy off the ropes!
Stew-O: LIMMY REBOUNDS BACK WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE! But as you can see, the script has been flipped as Ryan remains on his feet now, AND SLAPS LIMMY ACROSS THE CHEST WITH A KNIFE EDGE CHOP! LIMMY RESPONDS BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN, AND WERE RIGHT TO SQUARE ONE AS BOTH MEN ARE EXCHANGING BLOWS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, EACH NAILING ONE ANOTHER WITH CHOPS!
Flannery McCoy: RYAN! LIMMY! RYAN! LIMMY! RYAN WITH A CHOP THAT SENDS LIMMY ON THE DEFENSIVE, AS THE CHAMP TRIES STAGGERING AWAY FROM WILSON! But Ryan is in hot pursuit, quickly catching up with Monaghan, and bouncing him off the ropes for an irish whip! LIMMY REBOUNDS OFF, AND RYAN DROPS HIM WITH A RUNNING BACK ELBOW! RYAN IMMEDIATELY DROPS INTO THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Stew-O: Not even a two count before Monaghan manages to power out! Limmy jolts to a seated position on the canvas, and gets placed in a rear chinlock by Wilson, who is looking to wear his opponent down early. Ryan wrenches on the hold, but Limmy manages to power back to his feet, and backs Ryan into the corner. Wilson is pinned up against those turnbuckles, and Limmy elbows his way out of the hold, breaking Ryan’s grip, AND CATCHES SQUARE IN THE JAW WITH A STIFF FOREARM!
Jake Mercer: I think that even made Bronson Daniels wince! Ryan is stunned in the corner, and gets sinked down to a seated position with repeated stomps to the midsection by Monaghan! Eventually, Limmy starts aiming for the face, but Ryan keeps his guard up, wanting to avoid major hits that could put him out of commision early. Thankfully, the referee intervenes, grabbing Limmy by the waist, and pulling him away from Wilson in the corner.
Flannery McCoy: Limmy was close to getting carried away, leading the referee to have to give him the count of five. You want to be aggressive, but you don’t want to be too aggressive to the point where it can cost you. Limmy realizes that, and reels himself in a bit before marching towards Ryan, and pulling him back up in the corner. Again, Limmy connects with a KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST, ECHOING THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!
Stew-O: But he doesn’t stop there, connecting with a few more, which serve to fire up Ryan Wilson, who grabs Limmy by the neck, and sends him into that same corner! Now, Ryan connects with a few knife edge chops, and irish whips Monaghan HARD into the opposite corner! Limmy arches his back in pain, and collapses down to all fours.
Flannery McCoy: Ryan approaches, and pulls Limmy back to his feet for an irish whip off the ropes! LIMMY REBOUNDS BACK INTO A KITCHEN SINK BY RYAN, FOLLOWED BY A RUNNING NECK SNAP ONCE MONAGHAN ROSE TO A SEATED POSITION! RYAN RUSHES INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWW-
Stew-O: Kickout! Still, Ryan has not managed to muster a two count over Limmy, but quickly pulls him back to his feet for a snap suplex immediately after the kickout! Ryan floats over into the cover!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWW-
Stew-O: Again, a two count! Limmy begins stirring, and Ryan heads to the top turnbuckle, waiting for Monaghan to return to his feet. Once he does, Ryan dives off with a crossbody! BUT LIMMY ROLLS THROUGH TO HIS FEET, CRADLING RYAN IN HIS ARMS, SHOWING OFF HIS STRENGTH, AND SWINGS WILSON INTO A SIDE SLAM BACKBREAKER! In a world of pain, Ryan rolls out to the apron, and pulls himself up using the ropes. RYAN MAY COME TO REGRET THAT DECISION AS LIMMY KNOCKS HIM OFF WITH A RUNNING BIG BOOT!
Flannery McCoy: Ryan lands on all fours, and Limmy Monaghan sizes him up as he slowly returns to his feet. BUT ONCE HE DOES, LIMMY RUNS OFF THE ROPES FOR A SUICIDE DIVE! Limmy plays to the crowd for a moment, but quickly returns back to the task at hand, pulling Ryan back to his feet, AND IRISH WHIPPING HIM INTO THE NORTHWEST CORNER OF THE BARRICADE!
Jake Mercer: Limmy threw Ryan with so much force and momentum, he hit sideways! Ryan writhes in pain on the floor, but gets rolled back inside by Monaghan, who doesn’t want to win by countout. He wants to beat Ryan fair and square in the center of the ring. Limmy slides in, and helps Wilson back to his feet- BUT RYAN EXPLODES WITH A VICIOUS FOREARM!
Stew-O: BIG FOREARM BY LIMMY IN RESPONSE! RYAN PLACES LIMMY ON WOBBLY LEGS WITH MULTIPLE! RYAN RUNS OFF THE ROPES, BUT LIMMY DROPS HIM AS HE COMES RUNNING INTO A HEADBUTT! RYAN LOOKS TO BE OUT, BUT LIMMY CANT CAPITALIZE AS HE IS STAGGERED AFTER KNOCKING HEADS!
Flannery McCoy: That short window gave Ryan enough time to shake the cobwebs out of his head, and gain some semblance of wherewithal, as he crawls toward the corner, and pulls himself up. Limmy recovers from the headbutt, and closes the distance between himself and Ryan, connecting with a knife edge chop! Limmy goes to irish whip Ryan to the opposite corner, but Ryan reverses, sending Limmy there instead!
Stew-O: BUT LIMMY QUICKLY CHARGES OUT OF THE CORNER WITH DIABLE JAMBE!! THE BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE DROPS RYAN WILSON, BUT LIMMY ISNT DONE YET, MARCHING TO THE CORNER, AND LOOKING TO FINISH THINGS OFF WITH DIVINE DEPARTURE! RYAN SLOWLY MAKES IT TO A KNEE, FACING TOWARD LIMMY, WHO CHARGES FOR THAT SWINGING BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE!
Flannery McCoy: COUNTER! RYAN COUNTERED WITH A POP-UP EUROPEAN UPPERCUT, OR AS HE CALLS IT, UPPERCUT QUÉBÉCOIS! However, Wilson can’t capitalize as he collapses prone, and Limmy rolls out underneath the bottom rope, creating space.
Stew-O: Limmy is sprawled right in front of our announce desk, leaving his challenger at Reckless Wiring the perfect opportunity to attack right now.
Jake Mercer: Unfortunately, that doesn’t seem to be on the mind of Bronson, who is actually rooting for Limmy to get back up.
Stew-O: Limmy begins to stir, and Ryan rolls out a different side of the ring. WILSON ROUNDS THE RINGPOST, AND CHARGES TOWARD MONAGHAN, WHO RISES BACK TO HIS FEET IN TIME TO POP RYAN IN THE AIR FOR AN APRON POWERBOMB! Ryan’s lower back collided hard!
Jake Mercer: And in case you didn’t know, that is the hardest part of the ring! 🤓
Flannery McCoy: I think everyone knows that at this point, Jake, but thanks. :wow:
Jake Mercer: No problem!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy rolls Ryan back inside the ring, and begins climbing to the top turnbuckle! BUT RYAN CUTS HIM OFF WITH A RUNNING FOREARM! Wilson climbs to the middle rope, and repeatedly clubs the back of Monaghan before hooking him up for a top rope SUPERPLEX! BOTH MEN COME CRASHING DOWN!
Stew-O: But given his back, having recently taken an apron powerbomb, Ryan is unable to capitalize, writhing in pain just like Monaghan is. As a result, the referee intervenes, giving both men til the count of ten to return to their feet, or else he will have to rule this a no contest.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX!
Flannery McCoy: The referee can only get to six as Limmy uses the ropes to pull himself back to a vertical base, and Ryan stands himself up. Wilson staggers over to Limmy, cracking him square in the jaw with a forearm! BUT LIMMY ANSWERS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN! REMINISCENT OF EARLIER, RYAN RESPONDS WITH MULTIPLE TO THE JAW!
Stew-O: LIMMY IS STUNNED, AND RYAN LOOKS FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT LIMMY DUCKS UNDERNEATH! ALTHOUGH, GETS CLOBBERED IN THE BACK OF HIS SKULL WITH A STIFF NORTHERN LARIAT, SENDING LIMMY FORWARD, AND CAUSING HIM TO REBOUND OFF THE ROPES CHEST FIRST INTO RYAN’S GRASP FOR LA BOMBE BLEU! BLUE THUNDER BOMB! RYAN HOLDS IT FOR A COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Jake Mercer: SHOULDER UP! LIMMY POPS THE SHOULDER UP!
Flannery McCoy: You can see the slight frustration etched on Ryan’s face, thinking he could’ve had Limmy there, but Ryan doesn’t harbor on it too long, opting to roll out to the apron. Limmy slowly rises back to a vertical base… RYAN SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE ROPES FOR A FLYING FOREARM! BUT HE DOESNT GO FOR THE COVER, SIGNALING THE BEGINNING OF THE END!
Stew-O: RYAN GRABS THE LEGS OF MONAGHAN, LOOKING TO LOCK HIM IN THE SHARPSHOOTER! BUT LIMMY FENDS IT OFF, USING HIS FOOT TO SHOVE WILSON AWAY! THE BACK OF RYAN’S HEAD BOUNCES OFF THE CANVAS, BUT BOTH COMPETITORS SCRAMBLE BACK TO THEIR FEET! LIMMY GETS A KICK TO THE GUT FROM RYAN, WHO HOOKS HIM UP FOR THE SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LIMMY COUNTERS WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!
ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! BOTH COMPETITORS RUSH BACK TO THEIR FEET AGAIN, AND LIMMY WANTS A CLOTHESLINE! BUT RYAN COUNTERS WITH AN ARM-TRAP SWINGING NECKBREAKER! RYAN RUSHES INTO THE COVER, HOOKING THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: ONLY A TWO COUNT! Limmy pops the shoulder up! Ryan takes a moment to collect himself, possibly think about his next move. Wilson stomps down on Limmy repeatedly, making sure he stays down before climbing to the top rope. Ryan makes it there, BUT LIMMY CONNECTS WITH A TRIANGLE DROPKICK, SENDING RYAN TUMBLING DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA, HITTING THE APRON ON HIS WAY DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: Now, Limmy is urging, encouraging for Ryan to return to his feet, and once he does, SLINGSHOTS OVER THE TOP FOR A FOREARM! LIMMY RETURNS THE FAVOR TO RYAN, AND ROLLS HIM BACK INSIDE THE RING! Ryan rises to a knee, and grabs hold of his wrist, looking for the KAMIGOYE KNEE STRIKE!
Stew-O: BUT IFRIT JAMBE IS BLOCKED AS RYAN CATCHES THE KNEE, AND GROUNDS LIMMY WITH A DRAGON SCREW LEG WHIP! RYAN STILL HAS HOLD OF THAT LEG, AND NOW, LOOKS TO APPLY THE SHARPSHOOTER ONCE MORE! THERE IT IS! SHARPSHOOTER IS APPLIED! LIMMY HAS NOWHERE TO GO, CENTER OF THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: LIMMY CAN BE HEARD SCREAMING IN PAIN, BUT REFUSES TO TAP OUT, STARTING TO PULL HIMSELF TOWARDS THE ROPES! …AND THERE IT IS! LIMMY GRABS HOLD OF THE BOTTOM ROPE, AND THE REFEREE YELLS AT RYAN TO BREAK THE HOLD! HOWEVER, RYAN HANGS ON, LEAVING THE REFEREE NO CHOICE BUT TO START A FIVE COUNT!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE!
Jake Mercer: Finally, Ryan releases, but not before inflicting extra damage with that sharpshooter, using the count to his advantage.
Stew-O: Ryan grabs Limmy by the ankle, and tries pulling him away from the ropes- BUT LIMMY HANGS ON TO THE BOTTOM ROPE WITH BOTH HANDS, UTILIZING HIS BOOT TO KICK RYAN SQUARE IN THE JAW A COUPLE TIMES! RYAN STAGGERS BACK, AND LIMMY GINGERLY RISES TO A KNEE, FEELING THE EFFECTS OF THAT SHARPSHOOTER! BUT RYAN CHARGES IN WITH DIVINE DEPARTURE! RUNNING SWINGING BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE OF MONAGHAN!
Flannery McCoy: RYAN DRAGS HIM AWAY FROM THE ROPES, AND GOES FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! LIMMY MANAGES TO KICKOUT, REFUSING TO BE BEATEN BY HIS OWN MOVE!
Stew-O: If that was Limmy doing the elbow, it would’ve put the opponent away, but it wasn’t! It was Ryan Wilson, who hasn’t perfected that move quite to the level that Limmy has, giving Limmy some leeway to kickout. Ryan slowly pulls Limmy back to his feet, and hooks him up for a suplex.
Flannery McCoy: BUT LIMMY SHIFTS THE MOMENTUM, AND HOOKS RYAN’S LEG, LOOKING FOR THE SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER! BUT RYAN BLOCKS THE MIC DROP WITH A WELL-PLACED SHOT TO THE RIB CAGE, STAGGERING LIMMY BACK IN THE CORNER! Ryan takes a moment to catch his breath, AND CHARGES IN WITH A HELLUVA KICK!
Stew-O: BUT LIMMY SIDESTEPS IT, AND SPINS RYAN AROUND FOR A KNEECAP BRAINBUSTER IN THE CENTER OF THE RING! BUT DOESNT STOP THERE, PULLING RYAN BACK TO HIS FEET, AND SPIKING HIM WITH IKOKU SOVEREIGNTY! THE LIFTING DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT! COVER IS MADE, HOOKING THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: 2.999!! RYAN POPS THE SHOULDER UP, LEAVING THE AUDIENCE, AND EVEN BRONSON DANIELS STUNNED! Limmy could get frustrated, but doesn’t, deciding to move forward, and pull Ryan back to his feet. Limmy sets him up for a small package driver, looking to return that favor to Wilson. BUT RYAN COUNTERS WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: RYAN ROLLS THROUGH TO HIS FEET, AND PULLS LIMMY BACK UP FOR A SECOND- COUNTER! LIMMY COUNTERS WITH THE SMALL PACKAGE DRIVER, HOLDING IT FOR A COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: NEARFALL AS RYAN WILSON EXPLODES OUT OF THE COVER! Limmy rises to all fours, and pulls Ryan up to his knees. Limmy winds back, and connects with a FOREARM! Ryan responds with a right hand! RIGHT HAND BY LIMMY! FOREARM BY RYAN! LIMMY GRABS RYAN BY THE BEARD, AND PULLS HIM UP TO A VERTICAL BASE, BOTH MEN RISING TO THEIR FEET!
Stew-O: BIG ELBOW STRIKE BY LIMMY! RYAN CONNECTS WITH A KICK TO LIMMY’S INNER THIGH, AND FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH FOREARM AFTER FOREARM AFTER FOREARM! RYAN GOES TO REBOUND OFF THE ROPES, BUT LIMMY CATCHES HIM BEFORE HE CAN WITH A RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE! DIABLE JAMBE LANDS!
Flannery McCoy: ONLY THING HOLDING RYAN UP AT THIS POINT IS THE ROPES, AND LIMMY RUNS OFF THE OPPOSITE SET! BUT BEFORE HE CAN REBOUND, RYAN PICKS UP MOMENTUM FOR A RUNNING BIG BOOT, WHICH LIMMY AVOIDED IN THE CORNER, BUT DOESNT HAVE THAT SAME LUCK HERE!
Jake Mercer: RYAN RUNS OFF THE OPPOSITE SET OF ROPES- BUT LIMMY BUILDS MOMENTUM NOW, CLOTHESLINING HIMSELF AND RYAN UP AND OVER THE TOP! BOTH MEN GO SPILLING TO THE OUTSIDE, BUT LIMMY SCRAMBLES BACK TO HIS FEET, ROLLING RYAN INTO THE RING, AND SLIDING IN HIMSELF!
Stew-O: LIMMY STALKS RYAN FROM THE CORNER, URGING HIM, ENCOURAGING HIM TO RISE! RYAN SLOWLY GETS TO BOTH KNEES, AND DAMN NEAR GETS HIS HEAD KNOCKED OFF WITH DIVINE DEPARTURE! SWINGING BACK ELBOW TO THE BACK OF RYAN’S HEAD! WILSON IS COMPLETELY LIMP, AND LIMMY SHOOTS THE HALF FOR A COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: HERES YOUR WINNER…LIMMY MONAGHAN!!
(‘Number One’ by Shirō Sagisu & Hazel Fernandes plays, and Limmy sits up off Ryan’s limp body, getting the World Heavyweight Championship handed to him by the referee, who assists Limmy in rising back to his feet. Meanwhile, on the outside, Bronson stands up out of his cheer, and gives Limmy a round of applause, having witnessed Limmy come out on top in that hellacious match.)
Stew-O: What a match we just witnessed between both competitors. Limmy Monaghan, Ryan Wilson, both men tearing the roof off the place.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, the match was back and forth, and at times, unpredictable in terms of who’d win. There were times where I thought Ryan had Limmy, or times where I thought Limmy had Ryan. But in the end, it was the latter.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, Limmy clotheslined Ryan over the top rope, and gave him practically no time to recover off that before rolling him back inside the ring. Limmy’s urgency was at an all time high near the end.
Stew-O: Now, it’s Limmy mounting momentum ahead of Reckless Wiring.
(Limmy hoists the World Heavyweight Title high as he stands on the middle rope, and locks eyes with Bronson ringside, neither man taking their eyes off one another as the camera fades elsewhere.)
(The camera returns to ringside at the commentary table where the camera is focused on Stew-O.)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Dynasty and before we get to our next match, allow me to welcome our special guest commentator for this match. A lady who needs no introduction. She is the reigning Universal Women’s Champion. The one. The only. Kassidy Heart.
(The camera shot widens to show Kassidy Heart sitting at the table with her title belt resting on the top of the table.)
Flannery McCoy: Thank you for joining us here and visiting from Showdown, Kass. We can’t wait to hear your thoughts on this next match.
Kassidy Heart: Thank you, but right now, I am ready to watch a massacre happen in the ring. It’ll show her.
Jake Mercer: On that note, let’s send it to Stephie Love in the ring.
(The camera cuts from the commentary table to the ring where Stephie Love is standing with a microphone in hand as he is ready to make the introductions for the next match.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(The lights begin to flash as ‘Unfuckwithable’ by Deez Nutz begins to blast all throughout the arena. A few moments pass as Sienna Jade emerges as she poses for the camera. Sienna then turns around and shows off her leather jacket with the letters, “UNFUCKWITHABLE” attached. She turns and begins to stride down the ramp, towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first and making her way to the ring! She resides in Seattle, Washington! Weighing 135 pounds! Here is “THE GREATEST” SIENNA JADE!
Stew-O: Here comes the Hall of Famer and she is ready for singles action and she has got to be feeling pretty good after her meeting with the General Manager last week.
Flannery McCoy: You heard what Tyrone said last week. Sienna beats Sierra Everett and she gets a match. Her choice of EVERYTHING! It’s like a catered match served up on a silver platter.
Kassidy Heart: Which we all know she is going to do as nobody can compare to Sienna Jade. Not Sierra Everett or whatever her name is and certainly not this damn troll doll Miku Sakai, who she is facing tonight.
Jake Mercer: Sienna Jade doubled up on that attacking Sierra Everett on Voltage. Tonight, she is looking to get a warmup and some momentum before her match at Reckless Wiring. Sienna is a beauty and she is very dangerous… just like her opponent.
(Once Sienna gets in the ring, Sienna goes to the nearest turnbuckle and poses once more before jumping off the turnbuckle and taking her corner as her entrance music fades off. After a brief moment of silence, “Brooklyn The Hole” by Miku Sakai starts to play as Miku Sakai enters the arena to loud boos from the crowd. As always, she doesn’t care what the crowd thinks as she heads to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing her opponent! From Fukui, Japan! Weighing in at 110 pounds. Here is MIKU SAKAI!
Flannery McCoy: Here comes Miku Sakai and last week, you and her certainly had a meet up in the ring.
Kassidy Heart: Yeah yeah. She can keep running her mouth all she wants like she does when she sings her entrance music. Sounds like a dying bird.
Jake Mercer: Some people think she sounds like a dream… and I am one of them. But tonight she is looking to make Sienna’s dream a nightmare.
Stew-O: Miku is no doubt looking to beat Kassidy’s Jaded Hearts compadre in Sienna Jade tonight. Sienna is a former Universal Women’s Champion and what a way to make a statement to the current Champion Kassidy. Will she do it? We’re about to find out.
(Miku puts her microphone on the ring apron as she enters the ring to loud boos still coming from the crowd and her entrance music fades off. The referee checks both competitors before calling for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go! This match is underway between two former champions in EAW. Kass, as if we didn’t know, who are you putting your money behind in this match?
Kassidy Heart: Don’t be stupid. But for the sake of answering these questions, of course I am rooting for the other half of the Jaded Hearts, Sienna Jade. I want her to completely annihilate Miku Sakai and show her what happens when you mess with someone at our level.
Flannery McCoy: It very well could happen as you and Sienna are both multiple time World Champions in your careers. Right now Sienna and Miku are locking up in the center of the ring and Sienna easily overpowers Miku and has her in a side headlock.
Jake Mercer: Sienna is wrenching on Miku’s neck and Miku is trying to get free from Sienna. MIKU TRIES TO STEP ON SIENNA’S FOOT, BUT SIENNA EASILY GETS OUT OF THE WAY!
Flannery McCoy: Sienna isn’t a Hall of Famer for nothing. She knows many tricks in the book and has added a few of her own. But Miku is a very underhanded competitor who will go to extreme lows in order to pick up a win.
Kassidy Heart: Oh please. Like this is the first cheating bitch that Sienna has had to deal with? We can handle the underhanded. Miku is going to learn a lesson one way or another.
Jake Mercer: SPEAKING OF UNDERHANDED, MIKU HAS A HANDFUL OF SIENNA’S HAIR AND PULLS HERSELF FREE AND PULLS SIENNA DOWN TO THE MAT! COMPLETELY OUT OF THE REFEREE’S VIEW!
Stew-O: Miku is proud of getting free as she mounts Sienna AND JUST STARTS THROWING LEFT AND RIGHT HANDS IN SIENNA’S FACE AS THE REFEREE TELLS HER TO OPEN UP THE FISTS!
Jake Mercer: The referee starts a count and Miku opens up on four and glares at the referee for doing their job… or what she considers getting in her business. But that doesn’t stop Miku from grabbing a handful of Sienna’s hair to bring her back to her feet.
Kassidy Heart: Troll Doll is just jealous that Sienna has better hair and better everything than her. She is just asking for a beating now and she’s going to get a beating from me at Reckless Wiring.
Stew-O: Is there any worry about what stipulation the EAW Universe is going to vote for your match against Miku?
Kassidy Heart: What a disappointing question, Stew-O. I am Kassidy Heart. The Mauler. I’m not worried about any situation. Hell, I could beat that bitch in all three. That’s the difference between me and her. I’ve done it all. She’s barely tall enough to ride the big people rides at Disney World.
Flannery McCoy: Miku still has Sienna by the hair and she snapmares Sienna down to the mat. Miku hits the ropes AND DELIVERS A RUNNING DROPKICK TO SIENNA’S FACE AND THAT SENDS SIENNA HEAD OVER HEELS!
Stew-O: Miku has the advantage right now as she HITS ANOTHER DROPKICK THAT SENDS SIENNA JADE TO THE APRON BUT NOT TO THE FLOOR! Miku is back up and she has Sienna by the hair and yanks her back up to her feet again.
Flannery McCoy: Miku is trying to suplex Sienna over the top rope and back into the ring, BUT SIENNA IS BLOCKING IT! Miku tries again, BUT SIENNA BLOCKS IT AGAIN! Sienna gets free AND NOW SIENNA GRABS MIKU BY THE HAIR AND DRAGS HER ONTO THE TOP ROPE!
Kassidy Heart: I thought Jake Smith was the only one who had a walking Napoleon Complex, but Miku Sakai has it worse than he ever did and that’s saying something. I can’t wait to see that bravado beat out of her.
Jake Mercer: It might happen in this match as Sienna Jade has Miku dangling on the top rope as Sienna just clobbers Miku’s back before she backs up. SIENNA JADE RUNS BACK TO MIKU AT FULL SPEED AND HITS HER IN THE JAW WITH THAT RUNNING KNEE LIFT!
Flannery McCoy: Nice shot by the Hall of Famer as Miku falls backwards into the ring holding her jaw in pain. That knee could have loosened a few molars. Now Sienna Jade is getting back into the ring and climbing onto the second rope.
Kassidy Heart: Hell, I hope that Sienna knocked a few of her teeth out. Especially if that means that we don’t have to hear her sing that gawd awful song for a while. Her voice is like damn nails on a chalkboard.
Jake Mercer: As we were talking about Miku’s beautiful singing skills, the aforementioned Miku has made it back to her feet. She turns around AND SIENNA JUMPS FROM THE SECOND ROPE AND SHE TAKES MIKU DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY! SHOULDERS ARE DOWN AND SIENNA HOOKS THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE
TWWWWWWWWOOO—
Stew-O: MIKU KICKS OUT BEFORE TWO! Sienna Jade is back up first to her feet as Miku has rolled to her knees. Sienna was waiting for that AND SIENNA WITH A SOCCER PUNT TO MIKU’S MIDSECTION!
Kassidy Heart: That was great! I was waiting for this match to start getting entertaining and now it is. Come on, Sienna! Massacre this Harpy Bitch!!
Jake Mercer: The Universal Women’s Champion firmly in the corner of Sienna Jade as Sienna winds up AND KICKS MIKU IN THE RIBS ONCE AGAIN! THOSE FEET ARE DEADLY WEAPONS AND COULD HAVE EASILY CRACKED A RIB OR TWO… WAIT A SECOND!
(The crowd immediately starts to boo and that catches Sienna’s attention as Sierra Everett makes her way down the ramp and down to ringside.)
Stew-O: Well this is a turn of events! Here comes Sienna’s opponent at Reckless Wiring! Sierra Everett is here and she has Sienna Jade’s opponent.
Sierra Everett: (off-mic) HI SIENNA! HOW ARE YA?
Kassidy Heart: Who in the hell let this blonde bimbo come down to the ring? She needs to keep her nose out of business that really doesn’t concern her. Ref needs to do his job and throw her ass out.
Flannery McCoy: If we want to get technical, this kind of does involve her because Sierra and Sienna are opponents at Reckless Wiring and right now Sienna is asking for Sierra to get into the ring.
Stew-O: That challenge might have backfired in her face AS MIKU IS BACK TO HER FEET AND SHE CLOBBERS SIENNA IN THE BACK OF THE NECK! Sienna staggers away from the ropes and Miku jumps up and grabs her neck–
Flannery McCoy: MIKU WITH A JUMPING SNAPMARE THAT TAKES SIENNA JADE DOWN TO THE MAT! Will the appearance of Sierra Everett tell the tale of this match? Will Sierra cause Sienna to lose this match to Miku Sakai?
Kassidy Heart: It better not be if she knows what’s good for her. If she is the cause of Sienna losing tonight, I am going to bring The Mauler out on her and Miku. She better not test anything.
Jake Mercer: Miku is still in control as Sienna gets back to her feet. Miku grabs Sienna’s arm and whips her to the ropes, BUT SIENNA COUNTERS AND SENDS MIKU TO THE ROPES!
Flannery McCoy: Miku went for the ride as she comes back and Sienna grabs Miku, BUT MIKU SOMEHOW COUNTERS WITH A HEADSCISSORS TAKES SIENNA HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!
Jake Mercer: Miku quickly runs over to Sienna and PULLS HER DOWN BY THE HAIR AND TAKES HER INTO A BACKBREAKER! SIENNA’S SPINE RIGHT ACROSS MIKU’S KNEECAP!
Sierra Everett: (off-mic) GOOD JOB, SIENNA! YOU ARE DOING SUCH A GREAT JOB RIGHT NOW! BAHAHAHAHAHA!
Stew-O: Sienna brought down by Miku Sakai as Miku drags her over to the ropes as Miku gets on the apron. Miku grabs onto the top rope AND SHE LAUNCHES HERSELF OVER THE TOP ROPE AND BACK INTO THE RING AND SHE LANDS ON SIENNA WITH THE SLINGSHOT SOMERSAULT SENTON!
Jake Mercer: MIKU GOT ALL OF IT LANDING ON SIENNA’S BREADBASKET! SIENNA IS HOLDING HER RIBS IN PAIN AS MIKU ROLLS HER OVER AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHH-
Stew-O: SIENNA JADE KICKS OUT AT TWO! Sierra is just laughing her ass off outside the ring since she was about to witness Sienna lose this match. She might need to tone down on the heckling or she’s going to regret it.
Kassidy Heart: Regret it is putting it mildly, Stew-O. She screws this up for Sienna and she might as well just sign her death warrant because her career and her life would be OVER!! Then Miku will join her.
Flannery McCoy: Miku once again is using the hair to bring Sienna Jade back to her feet and whips her to the ropes. This time Sienna goes for the ride as she comes back AND RUNS RIGHT INTO THE HIP ATTACK FROM MIKU SAKAI!
Stew-O: The back of Sienna’s head crack hard against the canvas and Sierra can’t keep the look of joy off her face after everything that went down on Voltage between Sierra and Sienna.
Flannery McCoy: Sienna is down and Miku mounts Sienna BEFORE THROWING FOREARM AFTER FOREARM IN SIENNA’S FACE! The referee can’t start a count because forearms aren’t illegal.
Jake Mercer: BUT THAT IS! MIKU IS BITING! MIKU IS BITING SIENNA’S COLLARBONE! NOW THE REFEREE IS STARTING ANOTHER COUNT!
(ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR FI–)
Flannery McCoy: Miku stops the biting on four before risking disqualification on five. Sienna is grimacing after that, but Sierra is almost cheering on the outside of the ring.
Sierra Everett: (off-mic) THAT’S RIGHT! DRAW BLOOD!! MESS HER UP AND I’LL TAKE CARE OF THE REST AT RECKLESS WIRING!! PUT SIENNA JADE DOWN!!
Kassidy Heart: I swear I am going to knock that bimbo’s teeth down her throat if she doesn’t shut the hell up. This bitch is clueless. If she thinks that Miku has Sienna on the ropes, then she is about to have a serious reality check!
Jake Mercer: Sienna Jade is tough, but right now, Miku does have her on the ropes at the moment. Miku again has a handful of Sienna’s hair and throws her to the corner.
Stew-O: Sienna lands in the corner and MIKU QUICKLY FOLLOWS WITH A DROPKICK TO SIENNA IN THE CORNER! SIENNA TAKES ALL THE IMPACT AND FALLS INTO A SITTING POSITION IN THE CORNER!
Jake Mercer: Sienna is in prime position for Miku as Miku backs up and glares at Sienna before flipping her off. What disrespect being shown by the former Specialist’s Champion.
Kassidy Heart: Keep flipping fingers, bitch! Do it again and I will break those fingers. That isn’t a threat. It’s a guarantee.
Stew-O: That might happen at Reckless Wiring, but right now, Sienna is still in the corner as MIKU RUNS FULL SPEED TO THE CORNER AND SHE CATCHES SIENNA WITH THE BRONCO BUSTER!!
Flannery McCoy: MIKU CALLS THAT THE MUSTACHE RIDE! WILL THAT BE THE RIDE THAT FINISHES OFF SIENNA JADE? MIKU PULLS SIENNA OUT OF THE CORNER AND HOOKS THE LEG!
ONNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOO!!
THHHHRRREEEEEEEE!!
Stew-O: SIENNA JADE GETS THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE AND THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!
Sierra Everett: (off-mic) COME ON, SIENNA! WHERE’S THAT FIGHT OF YOURS? IS THIS THE BEST YOU’VE GOT?
Flannery McCoy: Sierra Everett once again rubbing it in that Sienna Jade almost lost this match and honestly this has been a great match between these two competitors.
Kassidy Heart: To be quite honest, Miku is just delaying the inevitable. She isn’t going to win this match because Sienna Jade isn’t going to let her. Just like how it will be a snowball’s chance in hell before she’ll be able to beat me.
Jake Mercer: But that isn’t stopping Miku from trying to finish off this match. Now Miku has her standard handful of Sienna Jade’s hair and is dragging her back to the corner.
Flannery McCoy: I think the referee has pretty much given up on Miku Sakai and her hair pulling, but be that as it may, Miku still has hold of Sienna and is climbing to the top turnbuckle.
Jake Mercer: Miku has Sienna’s head locked up BEFORE SHE JUMPS OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE LOOKING FOR THE TORNADO DDT! WASTING NO TIME AT ALL—
Stew-O: WAIT A SECOND! SIENNA IS BLOCKING IT AND HOLDING MIKU UP IN THE AIR!! SIENNA HAS STOPPED THE TORNADO DDT!!
Kassidy Heart: Am I ever wrong? This is the beginning of the end for that stupid Troll Doll. Now Sienna is going to finish her off.
Jake Mercer: Sienna does stand Miku on the mat for just a brief second BEFORE SIENNA SNAPS HER OVER WITH A BEAUTIFUL NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!
Stew-O: Sienna Jade has one of the best Northern Lights Suplexes in the business. Miku crashes onto the mat as Sienna keeps the bridge up for the cover!
ONNNNNNNNEEEEE!!
TWWWWOOOOOOO!!
THHHHHRRREEEEEE!
Flannery McCoy: MIKU KICKS OUT BEFORE THREE!! But Sienna Jade is right back up to her feet and hits the ropes as Miku makes it back to her knees AND CLOBBERS HER WITH THAT SHINING WIZARD!
Sierra Everett: (off-mic) OH COME ON! MY GRANDMA HITS HARDER THAN THAT! YOU THINK THAT WILL FINISH ME OFF? HA! DOUBT THAT!
Sienna Jade: (off-mic) CAN IT, SKANK!!
Stew-O: Well how do you do? Sienna told off Sierra and now Sierra is making her way to the top rope after dragging Miku closer to the corner.
Flannery McCoy: Sienna gets herself positioned on the top turnbuckle and Miku is still down and is in prime position for Sienna Jade, WHO JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND HITS THE MOONSAULT ON MIKU SAKAI!!
Kassidy Heart: I TOLD YOU ALL! I TOLD YOU THAT IT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE END! FINISH THAT BITCH OFF, SIENNA!
Jake Mercer: SHE MIGHT HAVE JUST DONE IT RIGHT HERE WITH HER MOONSAULT CALLED “STARSTRUCK”! WAS MIKU SAKAI STARSTRUCK INTO OBLIVION? SIENNA HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!
ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOO!
THHHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!
Flannery McCoy: MIKU KICKED OUT! MIKU BARELY KICKED OUT AS THE REF WAS COMING DOWN FOR THE THREE COUNT! I honestly thought that Sienna had the match right there.
Jake Mercer: You aren’t the only one, but there is one person who is taking major joy in Sienna Jade not being able to get the win right there and that is Sierra Everett.
Stew-O: Sierra looks like she wants to start laughing watching Sienna get a little more frustrated, but Sienna is playing it smart and not letting Sierra get to her at the moment.
Jake Mercer: Good point, but right now Sienna is taking a page out of Miku Sakai’s playbook and is yanking Miku Sakai back to her feet by the hair and now she forces Miku’s head down and that’s not good.
Kassidy Heart: I think the saying used is that turnabout is fair play. I think it’s only fair that Sienna gets to yank out Miku Sakai’s skanky hair by the roots. That harpy bitch has been doing it the entire match.
Stew-O: That’s very true, but right now, Sienna looks to possibly powerbomb Miku through the mat. But instead of a powerbomb, Sienna hoists Miku over her shoulder and Miku’s legs are around Sienna’s waist.
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA IS GOING FOR “CLAPBACK”! BACK TO BACK BACKBREAKER ON THE WAY! SHE IS LOOKING TO BREAK MIKU’S BACK!!
Kassidy Heart: HA! BREAK HER BACK AND MAKE THAT BITCH HUMBLE, SIENNA!!
Stew-O: SIENNA TRYING TO GET THE MOVE FULLY APPLIED, BUT MIKU’S TRYING TO FIGHT IT AND IT DOESN’T HELP THAT SIERRA IS STILL SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE OUTSIDE THE RING!
Sierra Everett: (off-mic) YOU AREN’T GOING TO WIN!! YOU ARE JUST AN OLD HAG, BITCH!!
Flannery McCoy: Now Sierra has reached the point of name calling as MIKU GETS FREE AND SHE QUICKLY THROWS HER BODY AND DRIVES SIENNA JADE DOWN WITH A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!!
Jake Mercer: Sienna Jade was driven hard into the mat, but Miku Sakai is not going for the cover. Interesting move.
Flannery McCoy: Instead she once again brings Sienna Jade back to her feet by the hair before lifting her up in the air!
Jake Mercer: MIKU HAS SIENNA SET UP FOR THE “STARFALL” VERTEBREAKER! ALL SHE NEEDS TO DO IS DROP AND SHE HITS THE MOVE, BUT SIENNA IS TRYING TO KICK FREE! SIENNA TRYING SHIFT MOMENTUM–
Stew-O: AND SIENNA GETS FREE FROM THE VERTEBREAKER AND LANDS BEHIND MIKU! MIKU SAKAI TURNS AROUND AND GETS PULLED INTO SIENNA AND RIGHT INTO THE “WITCHES HAMMER”! RIPCORD ROLLING ELBOW BY SIENNA JADE AND IT CAUGHT MIKU RIGHT IN THE FACE!
Jake Mercer: MIKU IS DOWN AND SHE MIGHT BE OUT! SIENNA JADE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS GOING FOR THE COVER, BUT ONCE AGAIN SIERRA EVERETT INTERJECTS HERSELF INTO THIS MATCH!
Sierra Everett: (off-mic) IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO AGAINST HER? IF THAT’S ALL YOU GOT AGAINST HER, YOU DON’T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME, BITCH!!
Kassidy Heart: For the love of all that is my Daddygawd, SHUT HER UP SIERRA!
Stew-O: SIENNA JADE HEARD WHAT SIERRA HAD TO SAY AND SHE LEAVES THE RING BEFORE SHE JUMPS OFF THE APRON AND TAKES SIERRA DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE FROM THE APRON! SIERRA’S HEAD CRACKS THE FLOOR AS SIENNA TAKES KASSIDY’S ADVICE AND JUST STARTS BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF SIERRA!
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA HAS HAD ENOUGH OF SIERRA AND HER TRASH TALKING! SIENNA HAS TAKEN BUSINESS INTO HER OWN HANDS AND IS NOW JUST LETTING SIERRA HAVE IT!
Stew-O: SIERRA AND SIENNA ARE JUST GOING AT IT RIGHT AT RINGSIDE! THE REFEREE IS DOING ALL THEY CAN TO BREAK THESE TWO UP IN ORDER TO GET THE MATCH BACK ON TRACK! ALL WHILE MIKU IS JUST LAUGHING FROM THE INSIDE OF THE RING!
Kassidy Heart: Blonde skank is getting what she deserves. You run your mouth for too long and you suffer the consequences. Simple as that.
Stew-O: WAIT A SECOND! THE REFEREE HAS JUST CALLED FOR THE BELL! I THINK THEY’VE LOST CONTROL AND THEY’VE HAD ENOUGH! THIS MATCH IS OVER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(The crowd starts to boo after the referee calls for the bell as Sierra and Sienna are still fighting as Stephie Love announces the final decision.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has declared this match a NO CONTEST!
Stew-O: No surprise there! The continuous taunting and trash talk from Sierra Everett has led to Sienna just snapping and just beating the crap out of Sierra and these two are still fighting.
Kassidy Heart: That’s what you get for getting under the skin of someone like Sienna Jade. She deserves what’s coming to her.
Flannery McCoy: This was a great match we were watching, but unfortunately, cooler heads could not prevail and this match was thrown out.
Jake Mercer: I don’t think that Miku Sakai appreciates being left out of all the fun. She leaves the ring AND IS PUTTING THE BOOTS TO SIENNA JADE! MIKU JUMPED SIENNA! NOW SIERRA AND MIKU HAVE A 2 ON 1 ADVANTAGE AGAINST SIENNA!
Kassidy Heart: Hell no! That bitch isn’t going to pull that crap and get away with it. Not while I’m here.
(Kassidy drops her headset and leaves the commentary table before heading straight to the fight.)
Jake Mercer: Things are about to get even more interesting here as she heads right over to the fight AND SHE JUST CLOCKED MIKU SAKAI RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A RIGHT HAND!
Flannery McCoy: Now we have Sienna and Sierra going at it while the Universal Women’s Champion is fighting her challenger. These four women all have matches at Reckless Wiring and right now they can NOT wait to tear each other apart.
(Soon after, more referees and security are coming out to break up the fights while the crowd is booing all the extra security.)
Stew-O: The referee couldn’t keep the four apart on their own so they called for backup and the crowd does not like that one bit.
Jake Mercer: I personally don’t blame the crowd. These four right in front of us are just fighting and beating each other up. It’s a great view if you ask me.
Flannery McCoy: You are so weird, but listen to this crowd!
Crowd: LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!
(Security and the referees have finally broken up the two brawls and the crowd is still loudly booing. They do not like this one bit.)
Stew-O: The crowd wants security to let them fight, but I think the fighting is done for tonight. But it won’t be at Reckless Wiring. Sierra takes on Sienna Jade while Kassidy Heart defends the Universal Women’s Title against Miku Sakai and there’s no doubt that things are only going to get hotter from here. This won’t be the last time we see these four try to beat the hell out of each other.
(The final shot shows all four women being separated by security and the extra referees as they still try to break free and the crowd is still chanting for the four ladies to continue fighting as the scene fades elsewhere.)
(“Leaving Caladan” by Hans Zimmer plays, eliciting a raucous choir of boos. The negative reaction from the fans is almost defeating, and it nearly stuns the Dynasty commentary team.)
Flannery McCoy: I’m sure we’ll see Andre at the top of many year-end popularity lists. :lupe:
(Soon, the man himself is out on stage: Andre Walker. Despite everything that happened last week, Andre looks calm. It’s as if he has no emotion, let alone any thoughts about his actions and how he desecrated Jake Smith for the entire world to see live. It’s almost unnerving. However, Andre isn’t put off by the vitriol being shown to him. He blocks it all out as he takes slow, steady steps down the ramp to the ring. Or rather, his ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentleman, introducing at this time, being accompanied by Albert Hitchman… ANDREEEEEE WAAAAAAAALKEEEEEEERRRRR!
Stew-O: What we saw last week was unlike anything we saw from Andre Walker. As soon as we thought that Jake Smith and Chris Elite mended bridges, the former was brutally attacked on-air as retaliation for the latter not initially accepting Andre’s challenge to put the Gawd Contract on the line. Distraught, Chris eventually agreed to the match, and at Reckless Wiring, it will be him against this man who is responsible for putting Jake Smith out of action for the foreseeable future.
Flannery McCoy: It was awful. It made me feel sick. Granted, in EAW, Elitists go through so much, as well as go through many lengths to try and achieve whatever it is they may desire. However, I don’t think I can ever get over what Andre did to Jake. To say that it was brutal would be the grossiest understatement of the century. Andre damn near killed him, all so that this match could be set in stone.
Jake Mercer: It wasn’t pretty to watch, I can’t lie. However, Andre made it clear that he was willing to do everything it took to reclaim his spot at the top of this promotion, and he saw his opportunity by taking out someone who Chris Elite is close to. It worked, and regardless of what people may say, Andre was able to get his way in the end. Chris played right into his hand.
Flannery McCoy: Because he was essentially forced to. His partner, his friend, was been ruthlessly attacked! All anyone can really hope for is that Chris didn’t shoot himself in the foot in the process. He was backed into a corner, and now, he’s gonna have to find a way out of it come Reckless Wiring.
Stew-O: Either way, this is the first time Andre Walker will be talking to us directly. At least we may be able to pick his mind and see where he comes from – and why exactly did he go down such a route in order to get that match with Chris Elite.
(In the ring, Andre stands. His theme fades. The fans continue to boo. However, Andre doesn’t pay them any mind. With a microphone in hand, he raises it to speak.)
Andre Walker: I guess there are some things I need to talk about.
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(A weary smirk graces his face.)
Andre Walker: But the thing is, I don’t answer to any of you. I only answer to myself. My desires. My wants and needs. I know that the one, singular question has been burning inside of you all, and just like Chris Elite, you seek my response. However, it seems like I’ve been gone for far too long, because with my absence, it has allowed for many of you to step out of line and forget who’s really the leader of this brand, let alone this entire company is.
(More boos shower down the former multi-time champion. Still, he presses on, determined to get his point across through hell or high water. His frightening calmness doesn’t waver.)
Andre Walker: I’m the same guy who headlined Pain for Pride as a double champion. I’m the same guy who capped off my 2022 as the Elitist of the Year. I am the same man who put Dynasty on my back, coming in day in and day out, never once slowing down. I never took any extended time off during my run, so sorry if I don’t feel like dropping to my knees at the moment and begging for forgiveness. As far as I’m concerned, I deserved the break after Road to Redemption. No one worked harder than me and as consistently as me for as long as I sat on my throne. I took on responsibility after responsibility, focusing on the Interwire and World Heavyweight Championships. I gave them my undivided attention, and after everything I did with both titles, I deserved a moment to step back, recharge and regroup. Still, I guess in me willingly deciding to go hard not for myself but also this brand, many of you thought that I’d be here forever; that I’d continue to be a workhorse, a machine, and not let up for a single moment. It does make a part of me wish that I stayed, because then I wouldn’t have been faced with the most worthless arguments made against me since my return. At the same time, they’re just that: worthless. My temporary absence should’ve made a lot of you more secure in yourselves, but sure enough, the self-named ‘carriers’ haven’t done a good-enough job filling the big-ass gap I left behind. Everyone strives to be like me or replicate my success for themselves, but no one has been able to do so effectively. I was always going to come back and carry on my dominance for that reason alone. You cannot replace Andre Walker, and you cannot surpass me.
Andre Walker: The goal was always for me to go after Limmy and fight him one-on-one for the World Heayweight Championship, but that got curtailed. Pain for Pride would’ve ended up differently had I been afforded my rematch which was never honored. My journey back to my rightful place at the top was ruined, and I had to settle for going after Bronson for the umpteenth time. Even then, he never truly defeated me. I defeated myself by saving Albert, and I paid the price for it.
(For a moment, a bitter look crosses his face. He pauses and takes a deep breath in before silently exhaling.)
Andre Walker: … For the first time, I suffered two back-to-back losses. I failed. I fell short of my goals, and as a result, I had to take a few steps back. I was made to go further back into the line, a spot that I haven’t been in for a long time, and it frustrated me to no end. After everything I have done, I was relegated to some common Elitist. I was forced to take a backseat while others who would’ve never thrived in this promotion or gone as far as they have now if I hadn’t willingly stepped away got to ascend into positions they aren’t worthy of holding. I paved the way for people like Bronson and Limmy to get ahead, and it displeases me that people want to play with my name while propping up theirs. However, I won’t waste time crying and moaning about it. I’m actually going to do something about it.
Andre Walker: I’m taking matters into my own hands. I’m not going to bide my time. I don’t have the patience for it. Besides, with my name, pedigree and legacy, I shouldn’t have to wait on the sidelines and twiddle my fingers watching everyone else essentially try to be a knock-off version of me. What’s the point in that when the real thing is here, back and better than before? I’m not going to be satisfied until I get what it rightfully mine, and that is where the Gawd Contract comes in.
Andre Walker: And now that I’m on the subject, I guess I can finally nip it in the bud. It was never meant to be personal between Chris and I. I don’t have some soaring hatred for him. I’ve never been obsessed with him, even though I must say it was slightly funny to see and hear him try to accuse me of trying to be just like him. There are levels to this, and regardless if you hate me or not, I doubt you people can sit there and say with a straight face that he is above me in any capacity. Chris Elite can never beat me. He is not better than me. He is a washed-up fool whose better days have long past him but he can’t accept the fact. We are not the same. He can brag about that pathetic little ‘streak’ he’s been on, but the damage has been done. He is never going to reach those same heights he was at just five years ago. But me? I’m far from through. I’m not done yet. The writing isn’t on the wall. I have a lot to achieve here, and I seek to accomplish more than I already have here in EAW. The Gawd Contract allows me to do everything that I want, and that includes becoming a world champion again. With that sort of power in my grasp, I can make use of it to its fullest potential.
(Andre looks down at the palm of his right hand. The slightest smirk can be seen on his face before he looks back at the audience.)
Andre Walker: But Chris Elite? That contract is useless so long as it it with him. After all, he used it to give Jake Smith what will likely be the only world championship of his career, and even then, we all saw firsthand just how much he embarrassed the Answers World Championship. He was never consistent outside of those few title defenses he managed to win, one of which involving Chris, and in the end, he bordered on a personality split when it came time for him to face off against Adam Lucas. That worthless sham and sorry excuse for an ‘Elitist’ was so insecure he pretty much returned to his Insurgency days, and that ended up backfiring on him big time. But I guess I beat him so badly, you all started to take pity on him.
(The fans boo, with some chants starting for Jake Smith.)
Andre Walker: Either way, he was a means to an end. Chris wasn’t going to give me what I wanted, what I deserved, so I took it upon myself to make sure that he wouldn’t back out. Sure enough, it worked. Everything is set in stone. The match is official, it’s being promoted, and there is not a damn thing Chris Elite can do to change it from happening, let alone deny me of the destiny that I am owed. The sad part is that all Chris had to do was agree to the match from the jump. It never needed to go down that road. Had he been smart beforehand, this whole thing could’ve been avoided, and his own personal dick rider could’ve still been here with him.
(He gives a shrug, striking even more of a nerve with the EAW Universe.)
Andre Walker: But Chris had to be the one to make things personal between us. He wanted to treat me as if I’m not the biggest name in promotion history. He got his reminder, though. I got rid of his little puppet, and now Joso looks like he wants to be next in line. I have to say, for someone who was bragging all year long about dethroning me, it’s sad to see how much he has fallen off and has turned himself into a willing sideact for Chris Elite. Either way, if he wants to try and get in my way, then he can get destroyed as well. He can be just like Jake Smith and takes his career along with him to the grave, because as far as I’m concerned? He’s just as dead as him.
(Andre pauses, as if he remembered something.)
Andre Walker: As a matter of fact, I think we should celebrate the occasion.
(He grins, turning his attention over to the stage.)
Andre Walker: Albert, bring them out.
Flannery McCoy: Bring what out?
Stew-O: I’m not sure, but we’re going to see for ourselves here!
(There’s a general uneasy feeling in the arena. However, it’s just Albert Hitchman stepping out, having a bag of cigars in his position. He is grinning from ear to ear, waving the bag around. As he walks, he hands out a cigar to every nearby fan. Some of them look at it awkwardly, while others accept it without little restraint.)
Flannery McCoy: You have got to be kidding me…
Jake Mercer: Oh, I want one! Give it here, wiseman!
Flannery McCoy: Are you serious?!
(Albert hears Jake and comes by the commentary table, handing cigars to Stew-O, Jake and Flannery. The two look at Mercer with side-eyes while Albert hands the rest of the cigars off. Eventually, he joins Andre. He rests one in between his lips. He gives Andre the last one.)
Albert Hitchman: For you, my Kaiser.
Andre Walker: Thank you.
(Andre graciously accepts it, and Albert pulls out a lighter. Both cigars are lit.)
Andre Walker: Jake Smith will not be missed. He can enjoy recuperating wherever he’s at now and watch as I beat Chris and take that Gawd Contract away from him. For now though, I think we should enjoy his downfall, as well as the upcoming downfall of his partner. Now, I want for everyone to join us in lighting up a Jake Smith Pack.
(He takes a slow draw of his cigar. Exhaling, he grins. Some of the fans actually join in. A few are disgusted that they do away with the cigars. Jake Mercer is giddy as hell enjoying is whereas Flannery frowns and Stew-O does his best to remain impartial. Albert and Andre turn to each other and laugh.)
Andre Walker: I’m sure I can use Chris’ head as my ashtray. We should do this again for Reckless Wiring.
Albert Hitchman: I think so too.
Andre Walker: I’d save one for him, but… he’s used to choking a lot as is.
(Another laugh leaves both men’s lips. However, they’re drowned out by the sudden burst of cheers emanating from the crowd. Albert and Andre pause, looking confused – )
Stew-O: – AND CHRIS ELITE IS HERE! HE GOES INTO THE RING AND TAKES ANDRE DOWN WITH A DROPKICK FROM BEHIND! HE GOES DOWN! ALBERT IS IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK! CHRIS TRIES TO GO AFTER HIM, BUT HE MANAGES TO SCURRY OFF AT THE LAST SECOND!!
Jake Mercer: WAIT, WHAT– *COUGH, COUGH* HANG ON!! WHAT THE HELL?! DAMN NEAR CHOKED MYSELF! WHAT IS THIS LUNATIC DOING?! HE JUST RUINED A GREAT MOMENT FOR EVERYONE!
Flannery McCoy: JUST LIKE HOW ANDRE RUINED JAKE SMITH AND LIKELY HIS CAREER! THIS IS PAYBACK! CHRIS ELITE HAD ENOUGH, AND NOW, HE’S BASHING ANDRE’S FACE INTO THE CANVAS! HE’S BEATING HIM UP ANYWAY HE CAN!!
Stew-O: ANDRE PUSHES HIM AWAY AND CHUCKS THE CIGAR AT CHRIS, BUT HE DUCKS IT! CHRIS RUNS FORWARD AND TACKLES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT AGAIN! HE’S ON TOP, RAINING DOWN WITH PUNCH AFTER PUNCH! HE’S YELLING AND SCREAMING, ABSOLUTELY BESIDE HIMSELF! HE WANTS TO MAKE ANDRE PAY FOR EVERYTHING HE DID LAST WEEK!
Jake Mercer: ANDRE IS AT LEAST TRYING TO FIGHT BACK! HE’S PUNCHING CHRIS BACK!
Flannery McCoy: BUT CHRIS IS GETTING THE BETTER OF HIM!! THEY SPILL OUT TO THE OUTSIDE AND CHRIS RAMS ANDRE BACK-FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! THE KAISER IS IN TROUBLE! ALBERT SCREAMS, CALLING FOR HELP! MEANWHILE, CHRIS IS BASHING ANDRE’S FACE AGAINST THE BARRICADE!
Stew-O: CHRIS TAKES ANDRE BY THE ARM AND SENDS HIM INTO THE STEEL POST! WALKER IS DOWN!! CHRIS GOES UNDERNEATH THE RING AND GETS A CHAIR! THE FANS ARE GOING BALLISTIC!! THEY WANT TO SEE ANDRE GAIN HIS COMEUPPANCE!!
Jake Mercer: OH, BUT THERE ARE THE BOOS, BECAUSE SECURITY IS HERE! CHRIS TRIES TO WHACK ANDRE WITH THE CHAIR, THE THE SECURITY TEAM ARE ABLE TO RESTRAIN HIM IN TIME! HE IS FORCED TO LET GO OF THE WEAPON AND HE’S BEING PULLED AWAY!
Flannery McCoy: LOOK! ANDRE IS TRYING TO FIGHT BACK! HE GOES AFTER HIM! HE DOESN’T WANT HIM TO GET AWAY FROM HIM THAT EASILY! HOWEVER, THE GUARDS ARE RESTRAINING HIM AS WELL! ALBERT IS ATTEMPTING TO CALM HIM DOWN AS WELL! AND THERE MAY BE SOME BLOOD COMING FROM ANDRE WALKER’S NOSE AFTER HE COLLIDED WITH THAT POST!!
Stew-O: CHAOS HAS UNFOLDED, BUT IT HAS ENDED! EITHER WAY, THINGS HAVE ESCALATED BETWEEN CHRIS ELITE AND ANDRE WALKER! THIS IS THE POINT OF NO RETURN FOR BOTH MEN!
(Chris Elite is seen trying to run back to Andre, but he’s held back. He yells at him and Albert as he’s escorted from ringside. Emotions soaring, he has nothing but revenge on his mind. His angry face is the last we see of him before Dynasty fades to commercials.)
Stephie Love: The following main event I scheduled for ONE FALL!
The lights of the arena shift to an orangish-golden tint as ‘Pride and Arrogance’ begins blaring through the speakers. One of the Minitron screens elevates to reveal Drake Armstrong being driven onto the stage in his Rolls-Royce of the week! As the chauffeur drives onto the ramp, the upper half of the Future’s body can be seen popping out from the open roof of the car. From his elevated position, Drake Armstrong poses with his arms outstretched for EAW’s cameramen whilst being bombarded with boos by the front-row fans that line the ramp.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Scarsdale, New York, weighing in at 260 pounds… he is ‘The Future’, DRAAAAAAAAAAAAKE ARRRRRRRMSTROOOOOOOOOOOONG!!
Stew-O: Drake is already heading for big things here in EAW, even if it’s to the chagrin of the fans and other Elitists, namely Michael Machina. He has a date with destiny coming up at Reckless Wiring where he’ll be challenging for the New Breed Championship against the current title holder, Hans Grayson.
Jake Mercer: Drake came in with a lot of hype, and now that he has that title match in stone, he’s looking to be the best that he can be leading up to it! People can say whatever they want, but either way, Drake was always going to be in this sort of position!
Flannery McCoy: He’s as talented as he is egotistical, but at least tonight he’s presented with a different opportunity of a lifetime — and if he wins tonight, that will give him even more confidence heading into Reckless Wiring… even though he doesn’t need anymore of that.
(The Rolls-Royce comes to a stop upon making contact with the ring, prompting the Future to step out from the open roof and onto the hood of the car. From the hood, Drake easily walks right onto the apron before climbing onto the corner closest to the hard cam. He flaunts his physique atop the top turnbuckle with a self-aggrandizing pose before hopping down into the ring. Finally in the ring, the Future dismissively waves off his chauffeur, who completes his thankless job and drives the Rolls-Royce back up the ramp. As his theme song fades out, Drake Armstrong leans against his corner with a despicably cocky smirk, ready to begin the match.)
(Soon, ‘Partition (Smearcase Trap Remix)’ by Beyoncé hits. The Universal Women’s Champion steps out, title wrapped around her waist as she poses with her hands on her hips. Confidence drops from her, but compared to Drake, it isn’t as loud. She walks down the ramp as the camera focuses all on her, even the battle marks that are still healing from her match at Pain for Pride.)
Stephie Love: And introducing his opponent! From Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 141 pounds, she is the EAW Universal Women’s Champion…. ‘The Mauler, KAAASSIIIIDDYYYYY HEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTT!!!
Stew-O: Brutal determination fills the champion as she makes her way down to the ring. Kassidy Heart is all about being the best, with herself being the only competition she has. Still, she has the challenger in Miku Sakai to look out for once she has her first title defense for that championship you see on her, so there’s no doubt she’s seeking to remain sharp en route to the bout.
Jake Mercer: Kass is as focused as she can be, and Drake is going to have to be on his a-game, as does Miku… and the entirety of the roster, for that matter. She is the most winning Elitist in this promotion today, and easily in history. She is no stepping stone. She is all about adding on to her legacy and making sure that no one else is able to touch it.
Flannery McCoy: I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if anyone can come close to making Kassidy sweat. She is tough to beat, and tonight, Drake has his work cut out for him. Still, if he’s able to remain focused long enough and not get too-big headed, he could pull off the upset tonight.
Jake Mercer: 👀
Flannery McCoy: … No. Don’t even start.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Our main event is underway! Drake Armstrong and Kassidy Heart circle around in the ring before locking up in the middle! Drake is able to get Kassidy to stumble back a bit, using the strength difference to his advantage for now.
Jake Mercer: Keywords there is “for now”, because Kassidy isn’t the type that can easily be manhandled! In fact, there she goes! She slipped down and is able to shift the control of the match into her favor! She has Drake in her sights as she gets the waist lock!
Flannery McCoy: Drake’s looking to get out of it, though! He spins over and holds on to her from behind — BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE! Drake staggers back, but right there is Kassidy who advances, going for a punch!
Stew-O: Drake ducks! Kassidy goes through from the momentum! She turns, but is met with a kick to the gut! She’s hunched over! Drake Armstrong shakes off the cobwebs and hits the ropes! His arm stretches out, looking to catch her with a clothesline—
Jake Mercer: SHOULDER BLOCK! He goes down! And look at his face! He’s stunned by how Kassidy was able to push him down to the mat like that! Still, this is what we were just talking about! Kass can and will fight fire with fire, and Drake Armstrong isn’t going to get the chance to try and big league the champion here!
Flannery McCoy: Kass is as strong as she is calculating and vicious inside of the ring. Drake gets to know that personally first-hand in this bout! He scrambled up and goes to strike her, but Kassidy blocks the shot! She tees off with a punch herself, catching him square in the jaw! Drake stumbles, but he’s grabbed! Snap suplex! Now, Kassidy mounts him and rains down with punches! Drake’s doing the best to cover himself up here!
Stew-O: He pushes her off, but he seems to be getting overwhelmed already by her offense. He goes to the corner, trying to gather his breath. However, when it comes to Kassidy, there’s no escape from her. The Universal Women’s Champion is all but laser-focused on her target, and that so happens to be Drake Armstrong! She follows closely behind and catches up to him. A knife edge chop lands on the chest! Drake cringes! Another chop hits, and you can just SEE the redness starting to take over!
Jake Mercer: Oof. That’s not going to look pretty by the end of the night! Kassidy comes in and goes for a forearm — NO! Drake grabs the arm and pushes her away! Kassidy snickers and shakes her head, as if to say it isn’t going to be that easy! She advances forward, but Drake drops her into the turnbuckle with a drop toe hold! She goes face-first and drops to her knees! Wow!
Flannery McCoy: Got to say, he averted disaster early on with that! Kassidy’s working her way back up, but she’s met with a clubbing forearm to the back! Drake gets her up and brings her to the corner where he smashes her face in with a forearm! Another one! He takes a step back and comes running in, hitting the high knee!
Stew-O: Drake is looking to capitalize! He has her on his shoulder and points to the turnbuckle! He backs up and runs! He launches her towards them —
Jake Mercer: — BUT GOES CRASHING INTO THE CORNER INSTEAD! Kassidy slipped out from behind! Just when he was getting some steam, she killed it! He clutches his face as he steps back from the turnbuckle… WOW! A SNAP PULL BACKBREAKER BY KASSIDY! Drake goes down and Kassidy covers!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Flannery McCoy: Shoulder up! Still, this is what Drake has to watch out for. Kassidy can strike at any time! Heart flips him onto his stomach and locks in the camel clutch! Drake is hurting right now! She has it in tight while he’s struggling!
Stew-O: That backbreaker was significant enough to draw out some of the fight from him. Drake looks around and reaches for the ropes, but he isn’t going to break the hold like that. As much as this is troubling for the upstart Armstrong, he isn’t willing to give up! Not just yet!
Jake Mercer: On one hand, it’s admirable, but on the other hand, he’s gonna need to get out of this hood soon. Otherwise, the future of this match for, well, “The Future”, isn’t going to be a favorable one for him!
Flannery McCoy: Especially now since Kassidy just let and STOMPED on the back! She brings the foot down again before digging her heel into it! She reapplies the submission, looking to break him down even more and bring this match to a near end! Drake cannot hide the pain on his face. This is absolute torture for him!
Stew-O: But Drake is looking for that way out! He’s… he’s trying to stand up! AND HE IS! Some of the fans are looking impressed as Drake has Kassidy up on his back!
Jake Mercer: She’s not panicking though! She goes to lace her arm around his throat, trying to get some kind of choke in!
Flannery McCoy: Drake reaches behind, grabbing her head! He runs and drops down — BACKPACK STUNNER! KASSIDY HEART IS DOWN!!
Stew-O: Well, he found his escape route! Kassidy’s jaw landed hard on that shoulder! She’s trying to stand, but she does look a little wobbly—
Jake Mercer: — AND SHE’S GONNA BE EVEN MORE WOBBLY AFTER THAT LARIAT! SHE JUST GOT WIPED OUT!!
Flannery McCoy: Drake hit her with two brutal moves, and now, he’s trying to gather himself here. He eventually sees Kass and goes for a cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE—
Stew-O: Kickout! However, Drake is grinning. The smug aura of Armstrong is seeping out as he realizes he has control over his opponent for the time being!
Jake Mercer: He’s basking the moment in, and he seeks to keep it! He brings Kassidy up and slams her into the mat with a double undertook suplex! He pops back up and drives the point of his elbow into her chest! He comes to a stand, only to hit her with another elbow drop! Now, he’s on his feet and takes a few steps back, using the ropes to rebound him… KNEE DROP! He rolls on through, all while Kassidy holds on to her face!
Flannery McCoy: Of course, we all know about Kassidy’s history with head injuries, which continue to exacerbate as she goes through brutal match after brutal match. Everything’s compounding, and it looks like Drake is going to try and exploit that here tonight! That’s honestly his best shot if he wants to beat her.
Jake Mercer: Eager to see Kass lose, are we?
Flannery McCoy: What? No! Come on, everything that happened was years ago! I have no ill will against her.
Jake Mercer: Mhm. Sure, Flan.
Flannery McCoy: :comeagain:
Stew-O: Either Drake heard you Flannery or he was able to figure it out for himself, because he’s now trying to stay on top of Kassidy by stomping down on her head! Just repeated stomps over and over again, trying to do as much damage as possible so that he can soften her up!
Jake Mercer: It could be urgency, desperation, or even a little insecurity, but either way, it’s working! The referee eventually has to bring Drake back so that Kassidy can try to get back up, and of course, we can all see that scowl on her face. She doesn’t want any pity!
Flannery McCoy: That may be the case! She just unleashed a WICKED slap across Drake’s face as soon as he tried to storm back towards her! Now, she’s just firing off with rapid-fire forearms— OH! But her efforts were halted with a knee to the gut! Drake grabs her head, and he DROPS HER WITH A SNAP DDT! ONCE AGAIN, THAT HEAD IS BEING TARGETED!
Stew-O: Brutal but effective! Armstrong floats over, lateral press applied!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TW—
Jake Mercer: A defiant arm raise by the champion! She isn’t going to stay down that easily! Drake is starting to look peeved, but a part of him knew that this was going to be an uphill battle from the start. At least for the time being, he’s in the driver seat.
Flannery McCoy: But for how much longer? He’s gonna need to hit something big and fast, because Kassidy can find the chance to come back and regain control.
Stew-O: I suppose we’ll find out soon enough, because Drake has Kassidy up on the shoulders. He brings her over to the corner and rests her on the top turnbuckle. He clobbers the side of her head with a stiff punch! Then another! He ties it all up with a pointed elbow and steps back, jaw-jacking to the crowd! The arena boos in response!
Jake Mercer: Not one to shy away from giving himself a pat on the back — and he’s doing that too, literally!
Flannery McCoy: I guess Drake thinks he has this one in the bag. He turns his attention back over to the dazed Kassidy and charges! He gets the leg up! KNEE STRIKE —
Stew-O: — BUT NO ONE’S HOME! HE HOES COLLIDING WITH THE CORNER AGAIN!! HE MAY BAVE TWEAKED HIS KNEE THERE TOO AS HE’S LIMPING A BIT, TRYING TO GET A FEEL FOR THE LIMB!
Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK OUT!!
Flannery McCoy: HOLY HELL! DIVING LEG LARIAT!! THAT JUST ROCKED DRAKE ARMSTRONG’S BELLS!
Stew-O: An unsuspecting move to follow up on the unsuspecting evasion! Kassidy has things in her favor again, and in the biggest way possible!
Jake Mercer: She isn’t done either! She drags Drake up to his feet and grabs him from behind! She wills herself on, LIFTING HIM OFF HIS FEET!! SHE FALLS BACK, CRASHING HIM DOWN WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX!! SHE GETS THE BRIDGE!! SHOULDERS ARE ON THE MAT!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOO—
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT! However, Kass still has her hands on Drake! She drags him up yet again, grabbing him by the wrist! She spins him through into the ripcord, hitting a leaping knee! Drake staggers! He backpedals into the ropes—
Stew-O: ONLY TO GET CAUGHT WITH THE ‘GO TO GAWD’ SPEAR!! SHE NEARLY CUT HIM IN HALF WITH THAT!!
Jake Mercer: NO KIDDING! DRAKE LIKELY DOESN’T KNOW WHERE HE’S AT AFTER THAT ONE!
Flannery McCoy: AND THAT CAN BE THE DIFFERENCE MAKER IN THIS MAIN EVENT!! HEART COVERS!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: TH—
Stew-O: NO! SHOULDER UP! DRAKE ARMSTRONG IS STILL IN THIS THING!!
Jake Mercer: DEFINITELY GUTSY! HOWEVER, KASSIDY ISN’T IMPRESSED IN THE SLIGHTEST! SHE SAID IT HERSELF THAT SHE’S HERE TO WIN AND NOT PROP UP PEOPLE LIKE DRAKE ARMSTRONG! WHAT KASSIDY WANTS, KASSIDY GETS, AND RIGHT NOW SHE COULD VERY EASILY GET THAT VICTORY SHE WANTS TONIGHT!
Flannery McCoy: Kassidy is ready for this to end! She gets Drake up and sends out a flurry of punches, hitting one combo after the other! She hits a step-up enzuigiri for good measure! Drake is on shaky legs here!
Stew-O: And that’s the perfect set up for her right there! She rushes Drake, bringing the foot up! ‘Rapture’ —
Jake Mercer: — RIGHT INTO A POWERSLAM!! BOTH ELITISTS ARE DOWN!! WOW!! WHAT A COUNTER BY DRAKE ARMSTRONG!!
Flannery McCoy: I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW HE WAS ABLE TO SCOUT THAT ONE OUT! HOWEVER, DRAKE DID WHAT NEEDED TO BE DONE, AND HE’S KEEPING HIS CHANCES OF WINNING ALIVE!
Stew-O: A desperately-needed breath of fresh air here for the New Breed Championship challenger. If Hans is watching, then there’s a lot he’ll need to study up on. There’s more to Drake Armstrong as a competitor, and we’re seeing that on full display in this main event!
Jake Mercer: Drake is able to recover, and he’s doesn’t gloat, he wants to put Kassidy away! He wants to send that message to Hans that he’s coming to take that title! He gets her up and he has her trapped! Drake stretches her out, and there it is! ‘BOURGEOIS BITE’!!
Flannery McCoy: NO, NOT YET! HE DOESN’T HAVE THE FULL EXTENSION, BECAUSE KASSIDY IS BLOCKING THE ATTEMPT!! DRAKE DRIVES HIS ELBOW DOWN OVER AND OVER AGAIN, TRYING TO GET HER TO RELENT! KASSIDY WINCES, BUT SHE’S STUBBORN AS HELL, NOT LETTING HIM GET THAT HOLD APPLIED!
Stew-O: SHE DRIVES HER FOOT DOWN ONTO HIS, CAUSING HIM TO LET GO! SHE SPINS, CATCHING HIM WITH A DISCUS FOREARM! DRAKE NEARLY FALLS BACK, BUT KASSIDY GRABS HIM BY THE WRIST AND PULLS HIM IN, RIGHT INTO A HEADBUTT!! GOD, WHAT A SICKENING THUD THAT WAS!!
Jake Mercer: DRAKE SLUMPS DOWN!! KASSIDY CRACKS HER NECK, AND SHE STEPS BACK! SHE GETS A RUNNING START….!
Flannery McCoy: ‘PAINFULLY EVER AFTER’!! SHE DRIVES DRAKE DOWN WITH THE CURB STOMP—!!
Stew-O: NO!! DRAKE ARMSTRONG MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!!
Flannery McCoy: !!!
Jake Mercer: !!!!
Stew-O: HE’S UP!! HE’S HURTING, BUT HE’S UP!! KASSIDY NOTICES AND TURNS AROUND, GOING RIGHT AFTER HIM —
Jake Mercer: ONLY TO WALK INTO THE ‘HALBRED FROM HELL’!!! DROPKICK LAYS HER OUT ENTIRELY!! AND DRAKE CRAWLS OVER, PINNING HER!!!!
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD!!! IS HE GOING TO DO IT?!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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(…)
Stew-O: NO!! KASSIDY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!
Jake Mercer: AND A LOOK OF ABSOLUTE DISBELIEF COVERS THE FACE OF DRAKE ARMSTRONG!! HE LOOKS TO THE REFEREE, WHO ASSURES HIM THAT KASSIDY BROKE THE PIN ATTEMPT IN TIME! AND HE DOES NOT LOOK HAPPY!!
Flannery McCoy: Frustration is apparent, and could anyone really blame him?! He had her dead to rights there! However, Kassidy Heart is resilient, almost scarily so, and it’s going to take a lot more to put her down for good! We’ve seen that demonstrated many times before, and tonight is no different!
Stew-O: Drake finally finished the argument and kicks the ropes, hands on his hips, trying to figure out a way he can put down Kassidy Heart long enough to secure the win. He turns to her and yanks her up, and HE HAS HER UPSIDE DOWN! HE’S GOING TO DRIVE HER DOWN WITH THE PILEDRIVER!
Jake Mercer: ‘DEATH PENALTY’, STEW! AND THAT SORT OF PUNISHMENT MAY BE THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL KASSIDY FOR GOOD!
Flannery McCoy: BUT KASSIDY IS CONSCIOUS! SHE’S ALIVE! SHE STRUGGLES AGAINST DRAKE, AND ALL THAT MOVEMENT IS CAUSING HIM TO LOSE HIS GRIP! KASSIDY IS ABLE TO DROP HIM DOWN, ROLLING THROUGH WITH A VICTORY-ROLL FACEBUSTER! DRAKE GOES DOWN!!
Stew-O: HE WORKS HIS WAY BACK UP TO HIS FEET, CLUTCHING HIS FACE! BUT BEHIND IS KASSIDY HEART, WHO JUMPS INTO THE AIR AND LANDS ON HIS SHOULDERS —
Jake Mercer: ‘NORVINA LIGHTS’!!!!! HE GOT SPIKED THE HELL DOWN WITH THAT HURRICANRANA!!
Flannery McCoy: BLOOD IS IN THE WATER, AND KASSIDY SMELLS IT! SHE SEES HIM KNEELING, LOOKING COMPLETELY OUT OF IT! SHE RUNS IN —
Stew-O: ‘PAINFULLY EVER AFTER’!!! IT CONNECTS!! DRAKE ARMSTRONG GOES DOWN, AND KASSIDY COVERS!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(…)
(…)
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Partition (Smearcase Trap Remix)’ hits the speakers. Kassidy gets to her knees, feeling out her head, but she looks satisfied as can be. The Universal Women’s Champion stands up, and the referee raises her arm, declaring her the victor.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. KAAAASSIIIIDYYYYYYYYY HEEEEEEEAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTT!!
Stew-O: Th champion is as strong as ever, claiming her first win of the season in impressive fashion! Drake Armstrong put up a fight, and he even caught Kassidy by surprise a couple of times, but in the end, the King remains supreme.
Jake Mercer: What a main event, and knowing Kassidy, there was no better way for her to get her point her across and showing everyone that she doesn’t plan on losing that title anytime soon, let alone slow down as an in-ring competitor. She promised us that we haven’t seen her at her peak yet, and if tonight is anything to go by, then everyone should be worried.
Flannery McCoy: No doubt. Just a month ago she was one of the most brutal matches of her career, but tonight, she’s able to remain strong, and we aren’t just talking about win-wise. Miku Sakai has got to be watching, because honestly? She’s going to have her hands full with Kassi—
Stew-O: WAIT, WAIT! SOMEONE LEAPED OVER THE BARRICADE AND CLOBBERED KASSIDY HEART FROM BEHIND!!
Jake Mercer: SHE’S DOWN! SHE’S DOWN! JUST AS SHE WAS BEING HANDED HER TITLE, SHE GOT BLINDSLIDED!
Flannery McCoy: AND SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, IT’S MIKU! SHE DIPS DOWN AND HAMMERS AWAY AT KASSIDY, PUNCH AFTER PUNCH LANDING!!
(In the ring, Miku Sakai batters Kassidy, pummeling away with minted punches. She gets up and lays down one last stomp before she stands. She laughs, pointing at Kassidy, jaw-jacking and insulting her. Eventually, her attention turns over to the Universal Women’s Championship.)
Miku Sakai: (off-mic) Good job winning, I guess. 🤷🏻 Too bad you aren’t going to win against me!
Stew-O: MIKU ISN’T DONE! SHE LEADS THE CHAMPION UP BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN WITH THE ‘CUCK KILLER’!! DOUBLE KNEE FACEBUSTER LAYS KASSIDY HEART OUT!!
(With Kassidy on the mat, Miku grabs the title and raises it, all while laughing at her.)
Jake Mercer: THIS WOMAN HAS GONE MAD! I MEAN, IT’S MIKU, BUT STILL!! DID SHE FORGET ABOUT KASSIDY’S WARNING TO THE LOCKER ROOM?!
Flannery McCoy: Miku and ‘warning’ go about as well as Ronan Malosi and long hair, Jake! Miku doesn’t give a damn! She’s looking to become the new Universal Women’s Champion, and that has been made abundantly clear here tonight!
(Miku does her trademark pose towards the camera and winks as the broadcast fades on her standing over Kassidy Heart in the ring.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
