Fight Grid
(EAW intro plays.)
(A slow building montage of all 13 seasons of EAW rolls. Highlights featuring past and present Friday Night Dynasty stars is shown as some of the biggest highs and lowest lows for elitists is on display. We see TLA’s World championship win, Impact’s dominate reign at the top, Drake King’s run last season, and many more. Faces flood the screen as the video builds to a crescendo before cutting to black. Finally, the new and improved Dynasty intro plays as fireworks blast inside the EAW performance center as the socially distanced crowd stand and go nuts for the beginning of a new season of Elite Answers Wrestling. We get a shot of fans wearing signature elitist merch as a “I MISS THE OLD ANDRE WALKER” shirt is seen by a young lady waving a “LANCE WILL MAKE EM DANCE” shirt in support of Lance Blackfyre. We see fans with signature BVU letterman jackets and even a “Be my Valentine” gear from one black gentleman in support of Andrea Valentine. Finally, we get a shot of the announcer’s desk as we see the familiar crew that has been commentating for Dynasty for two seasons running now as Stew-O sits with a tailored suit and his bright smile.)
Stew-O: Despite a pandemic derailing the schedule, despite famous stars coming and going, and in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds placed against us all…I am proud to say…WELCOME TO FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!
Jake Mercer: SEASON 14 BITCHES!!!!
Stew-O: I am your humbled announcer Stew-O and as always along for the ride and by my side is the lovely, esteemed, elegant, and fierce Flannery McCoy!
Flannery McCoy: I’m so happy and blessed to be here with you Stew and even you…Jake.
Stew-O: Last but not least he is the reaction captain, the Reddit board hoard, the internet’s smarkest smark…Sir Jake Mercer!
(Jake turns around after having his back to the camera to reveal a “MarrKade” shirt that has seen better days.)
Jake Mercer: It’s ya boy Jake Mercer aka Jake don’t hurt her aka Jake the Shake aka Big Merc aka Merchandise Mercer aka CM Jake aka Stankonia aka The Ayatollah of Markova aka
Flannery McCoy: Enough of that. Can we discuss how exciting this new season shall be? We got new members of Dynasty, new rivalries to be sparked, old rivalries and friendships to jump off, it’s going to get crazy around here and tonight is just the beginning!
Stew-O: Yes indeed, we saw a few guys and girls who helped carry the entire brand last season head on over to Voltage
Jake Mercer: Voltage, more like shortage!
Stew-O: And of course some went to Showdown.
Jake Mercer: Showdown, more like BOREtown!
Flannery McCoy: Really? That’s the best you’ve got?
Jake Mercer: I’m just warming up, sister! I’m taking every shot and I don’t plan on missing!
Flannery McCoy: You 0-2 so far, Jake.
Jake Mercer: Ah, what do you know!
Flannery McCoy: What I do know is we have a big show tonight!
Stew-O: VERY BIG show! New addition to Dynasty, Pure Champion Xander Payne will be ringside as Komatsu Ogawa, SEBAS, MITSUBACHI, and Dray Fontana have a fatal fourway match to determine who will face Payne at Operation: Doomsday.
Flannery McCoy: We will also see former New Breed champ Jalyn Garcia take on Lethal Consequences in a match between a two time hall of Famer and a guy who is ready to become a hall of fame talent someday.
Stew-O: We also have a big main event where newly crowned EAW World Heavyweight Champion The Visual Prophet takes on number one contender to Minerva’s Universal Women’s champion Serena Bennett in what should be a classic based on the promos they cut this week.
Flannery McCoy: Question, is there anything you guys plan on doing differently this season? Maybe to build up the quality of your performances?
Stew-O: Well, I think striving to always improve is what keeps a guy like me grounded and I hope to never be caught up in my own hype.
Flannery McCoy: Me too! I just want to be as good on this microphone as the elitists we watch are in the ring. If they are on their A game I need to be on mine!
Stew-O: What about you Jake?
Jake Mercer: Hmm…nah. Nothing to improve on. I’m perfect as is!
Stew-O: To be honest, I didnt expect any other answer than that one.
Flannery McCoy: I got a way you can improve; maybe less Lethal Consequences dick riding. That would help your performances out a lot!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, I will be honest. I was a little too much with the LC support.
Stew-O: A little? You helped him beat TLA and cheated that man out of a PFP win! You were beyond too much.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, my bad to TLA and all the poons out there. I was wilding. But, this is a fresh start and a new Unbiased Jake Mercer is here to-
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P featuring Killer Mike & Despot plays as out walks a new and improved Lethal Consequences.)
Jake Mercer: AMDNHEINRNGROGMGOR HE’S BALD AND HE GOT NEW THEME MUSIC!!!! BIG LC! MAKE EAW EXTREME AGAIN!!!! AAAAAH!
Flannery McCoy: You soaking that chair, dude.
(Out walks LC, rubbing his bald head, with a stern glare as he stands on the stage.)
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
(LC continues stomping down the ramp as he rolls under the bottom rope and gets to his feet. The fans give a mixed reaction after a strong pop as LC snatches a microphone away from Stephie Love and demands his music is cut.)
Lethal Consequences: Fucking…enough. Damn it.
(LC stares into the camera as he points right down the barrel.)
Lethal Consequences: Been a minute since I felt like how I’m feeling. Feelingly ain’t something I like to discuss with you paupers but pardon me. I’m parched. I quenched a thirst I’ve been having for weeks at that there Pain for Pride. Shit, I did more than that…I bathed in the glory I done deserved for some time now. Ever since I lost my damn National Extreme World Heavyweight Championship to that cunt Kass Hurts, I’ve been bamboozled. Led astray. Lost in the proverbial sauce if you will. I reckon for a old timer legacy act like myself, Pain for Pride was ‘pose to be me crescendo. The finale. The end all be all for big LC. Ride off into the sunset. Fuck around and get a cappuccino and say fuck it. Maybe get a round or two of golf or sum’. I mean, I got my revenge. Me and that there man bun wearing Jake Smith guy on commentary took care of that bad Hombre TLA and got retribution and resolution for his retarded ridiculousness. He still owe me money Adobe House Production next state of the art audio creation system, he still owe me a new fancy laptop, but he paid part of his debt with his ass. I beat it, that ass that is, and now I’m looking at this season with a pair of optics I reckon I ain’t had recently. A renewed sense of purpose and shit. It’s nice. Fucking folks still clamoring for me to leave. Nah. Not going no where except the studio and your mother’s room. Big daddy LC King of Extremist. Self appointed Extremist of the decade. A decadent deity, bitch it’s moi. At your service.
(LC takes a mocking bow as Jake Mercer is shaking in excitement.)
Jake Mercer: TALK TO THESE DEVILS YOU KING!!!!
Lethal Consequences: Fuckers think its a game until I plug in my controller. Ya’ll updating rosters, don’t pay me no mind. You could draft me anywhere on this planet and I’ma find my way where I need to be. 2013-2017 I had my name tainted and the stench was repugnant. It was bad, real bad. Now? We smelling like roses and shit. Next level flow time. I shaved that head of mine and now I’m shiny like my next belt gon’ be. My goatee perfect place for your wive’s to sit on. I’m bigger and badder than a bitch and ain’t nobody taking me back to the 2nd term Barack Obama presidency LC that was looked at as damaged goods. It’s first term Barry O LC time. 09 Lethal Consequences time. Ya’ll think this shit new, this the new old me. Been on this I just took a lil’ break. We back now. Like we never left. Cause I never left. Even if I did that one time or three. Fuckers. Oh yeah, here’s one for TMZ. And them.
(LC stares at the stage and extends his left arm as he begins raising the microphone in his other hand to his lips.)
Lethal Consequences: LC Invitational byke, bitches. Midsummer Massacre my shit. I run that, ya’ll just run your lips. I am the Midsummer Massacre reigning and defending Extremist of the decade, understand? Yeah, you understand. Especially you, Ryan Wilson. You know it don’t matter whether you like it or anybody like it. I like it.
Jake Mercer: I LIKE IT, TOO!!
Lethal Mercer: Oh, and that queer eye guy likes it, too. Ye. That show is my show. Don’t matter what brand I’m on, that’s Big LC time. Lace up your boots and put your makeup on, bitches. Big LC gonna make a splash on that ass. :dave:
(LC tosses the microphone before firing off a middle finger to the camera and shoving the camera man’s lens out his face before we get another shot of LC rolling under the bottom rope and beginning a trot towards the back again.)
Stew-O: This season begins with a bang! LC’S invitational is back! The annual match where Lethal Consequences says screw the huge draft we literally just had and watch LC face off against whatever would be challenger that wants to take a shot at him at the show he claims is HIS event!
Jake Mercer: He doesn’t just claim it’s his, it really is his! Rumor has it, even HRDO is afraid to block LC from being on Midsummer Massacre! LC is the man with the plan and I’ll ride with him until the end! SORRY NOT SORRY!
Flannery McCoy: I thought you said you were gonna stop-
Jake Mercer: SORRY NOT SORRY!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Oop…
(We see a final shot of Lethal Consequences wagging his head as he storms up the ramp before turning around and talking shit to the fans in attendance. The show would fade to black and cut to a commercial break thereafter.)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘The Purge’ by ScHoolboy Q, Tyler The Creator, and Kurupt hits to boos from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Eastside, Long Beach, California weighing in at 282 pounds… MASON MASSACRRRRRRRRE!
(Mason Massacre comes out to the ring looking ready to kill someone.)
Jake Mercer: MASON’S GONNA KILL YOU! MASON’S GONNA KILL YOU!
Flannery McCoy: Ye it looks like he killed that buffet last night! :mjlol:
Stew-O: Well it appears Mason found the weight that Terry Chambers lost but that might just make him an even more dangerous foe here tonight.
(Bow Down by I Prevail hits!!!)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from the Swamps of Louisiana weighing in at 212 pounds he is SETH OSIRRRRRRRRRRRIS!!!
(Seth Osiris comes out looking like he just walked out of the swamp wrestling alligators and makes his way to the ring.)
Jake Mercer: Someone get this white trash hillbilly out my face!
Flannery McCoy: The way I see it you are just now around your own people Jake.
Stew-O: Same. You should be supporting this man.
Jake Mercer: NEVER!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: We are underway as Seth Osiris and Mason Massacre are set to massacre each other.
Flannery McCoy: :mjgrin:
Jake Mercer: Stew-O I swear to god if you make a joke like that again…
Stew-O: :whoa:
Flannery McCoy: Anyway… Both men now heading for each other as they lock up with a grapple in the middle of the ring! But Mason seems to be overpowering Seth here as he shoves him back into the corner. Hard bitch slap across the face from Mason Massacre across the face of Seth Osiris! Osiris now fires back with a right hand… but Mason with a back chop across the chest of Seth! Seth’s chest being lit up here with those high speed chops as he looks too shook to… oh wait he fires back with a hard shot right to the gut of Seth! That looked painful as he starts coughing up a lung but Mason continues to punch him before grabbing the leg of Seth and tripping him down back in the ring. He leaps… and drops an elbow on the side of the leg of Seth! Seth in pain now as Mason locks the leg twisting him around into a Boston Crab position! But Seth immediately grabs the ropes forcing a break as the referee demands that Mason let go!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEE! FOURRRRRRRRRRR! FIVEEEEEEEEEE! LET GO! OR ELSE! I WON’T SAY IT AGAIN! THAT’S IT MISTER! GET YOUR ASS IN TIME OUT! I SWEAR IF YOUR FATHER SAW YOU ACTING LIKE THIS…
Jake Mercer: Mason Massacre lets go looking at amazement at the referee’s audacity. Mason then turns around to find that Seth Osiris is pulling himself up using the ropes. Seth points across the ring laughing at Mason for getting told off by the referee. Mason looks pissed as he charges in… but Seth ducks! Seth bounces off the ropes as he charges in taking his opponent down with a vicious clothesline! But Mason connects with one of his own! Both men collide into each other… but neither man goes down!
Stew-O: Both men clearly want to win this match very badly! They won’t let the other gain the advantage without a fight! Both men bounce off the ropes yet again…
Flannery McCoy: LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Jake Mercer: Another vicious clothesline from both men! But neither goes down! WAIT! SETH CURVED AROUND MASON WITH THE CLOTHESLINE! HE LOCKED IN A SLEEPER HOLD INSTEAD! THE TRICKERY!
Stew-O: Mason Massacre trying to bounce back against the ropes to break out of this hold but Seth Osiris has it locked in tight! Mason falls down to his knees! Mason fading as the sleeper is putting him to sleep! The referee checking the hand!!! He raises the hand up…
Flannery McCoy: But the hand stays up! And it rakes the eyes of Seth Osiris! Mason Massacre breaks free and he is not asleep at all! He is awake! Mason off the ropes as he drives a sledge axe handle into the face of Seth! Mason going full savage mode as he leaps onto Seth and begins throwing punches at every opportunity he can find on Seth’s body! Seth screams loudly startling Mason as he jabs his finger in his eye and tackles him back. He grabs his head and pulls back on it hooking the arms with a quick Suplex but he can’t quite lift the big man all the way… so he spins him around in midair falling on top of him for the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: Kick out! Mason Massacre kicks out with authority as Seth Osiris is forced up. Mason slams the mat in anger before making his way up ignoring the blows Seth is raining down upon his large frame. Mason shoves Seth back up against the ropes but here comes Seth… Running Dropkick!!! No! Mason dodged it ! Seth crashes and burns but quickly rolls through back to his feet… but Mason is waiting! He locks him into a Half Nelson… twists him around before shifting position grabbing the arms… Mason Massacre with a Tiger Suplex! Tossing his opponent across the ring! But he holds on to the arms bridging into a pin!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: That’s that good kick out tho. Mason thought he had it there. He hit the Tiger Suplex. He had the eye of the tiger. Masonmania was running wild. He is seeing that W flash before his eyes and sometimes that flash shows an L instead! Mason realizing now he can’t give up. But Seth Osiris quickly pulls himself under the bottom rope to the outside to catch a breather!
Jake Mercer: What a coward! Go hide in your swamp and play the banjo or something!
Flannery McCoy: But Seth Osiris isn’t being cowardly at all but rather strategic! He grabs the leg of Mason Massacre and pulls him down from the outside! He drags Mason under the bottom rope but Mason holding on with his hands! He pulls back with the ropes before forcing forward with his legs! He shoves Seth back who flies backwards hitting the back of his head on the glass barrier we have protecting the crowd! Seth looks like he may have suffered severe brain damage from that blow to his unprotected cerebellum! Mason rolls out of the ring as he looks to take advantage but stops himself on the apron… Looks like he has something planned… Seth slowly pulling himself up looking like he has a glassy stare and isn’t completely sure what is going on…
Stew-O: MASON MASSACRE LEAPS WITH A DIVING KNEE STRIKE SMASHING SETH OSIRIS’ HEAD UP AGAINST THE GLASS!!!
Jake Mercer: Good god what savagery! Seth Osiris just got knocked the fuck out!
Flannery McCoy: I like how we set up these barriers to protect the fans but the wrestlers just can’t stop taking advantage of it and I won’t be shocked if someone dies because we care more about the fans’ safety than the wrestlers.
Stew-O: The customer comes first Flannie Baby!
Flannery McCoy: Never call me that again. Although Seth isn’t going to be calling anyone anything for a long time as Mason rolls his limp body back into the ring. Mason pulls Seth up…
Jake Mercer: 562 CONNECTS! Mason Massacre with the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… MASON MASSACRRRRRRRRRE!
(‘The Purge’ by ScHoolboy Q, Tyler The Creator, and Kurupt hits as the crowd is visibly upset. A white woman with a blonde bob haircut is shown reaching for her cellphone to dial 911 but her boyfriend quickly stops her as they hug and cry over what they have just witnessed.)
Jake Mercer: :skip: What is wrong with these people it’s not that big of a deal. But Mason absolutely just dominated this match! You will get over it loves.
Flannery McCoy: Well they are a little too upset that is true but I can’t blame Seth’s fans for being disappointed. That being said it took some real barbaric moves out there to end him. Hopefully he is alright and can fight again because he is clearly a tough guy.
Stew-O: Congratulations to Mason Massacre on this big win as he starts off this season on Dynasty on a strong note!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for #Goyaway featuring a disgruntled Kensingten Calhoun-Astor looking nervous as she ventures cautiously into the Hispanic foods section at Walmart for the first time to support her president. The commercial ends with her passing out when she sees some seasoning.)
(Dynasty returns from commercial break and the cameras pan towards the announcer’s table. Sat alongside Jake Mercer, Stew-O, and Flannery McCoy, is the Elite Answers Wrestling Pure Champion, Xander Payne. Xander patiently awaits the arrival of four of Dynasty’s rising, looking to climb through the ranks and challenge him for the Pure Title at the Dynasty exclusive event, Operation Doomsday!)
Jake Mercer: XANDER! Welcome! How are you?
Xander: How do you think I am? I’ve got this company groveling at my feet to bring my talents to Dynasty, I’m the Elite Answers Wrestling Pure Champion, what more could I want?
Jake Mercer: You got that right, PAYNEKILLER! You displayed complete and utter dominance against Jake Smith and were a shoo-in for our top draft pick!
Flannery McCoy: That’s enough from you, Jake, how’s about we prepare for the star-studded bout that’s soon to unfold?!
Jake Smith: Whatever, Flannery, though I’ll say, whoever wins this match is going to have the time of his/her life being dismantled by Xander!
Stew-O: This match is only men, Jake….
Jake Mercer: …..Let’s get it cracking!
Flannery: Your vocabulary never ceases to amaze me, Jake, but I agree. Let’s get this match
up and running!
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A FATALLLLLL FOOUURRR WAYYYYYY AND IT IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
(Socially Distanced crowd repeats emphatically; “ONE FALL!”)
Stephie Love: THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH WILL BE GRANTED A ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PURE CHAMPIONSHIP OPPORTUNITY AT THE DYNASTY EXCLUSIVE FREE-PER-VIEW, OPERRATTTIIIIOOOOONN DOOOOOMMMSDAYYYYYYYYY!!!
(The lights in the arena dim and focus on the entrance ramp as ‘The Invisible Wall’ by The GazzetE begins to reverberate throughout the arena. Komatsu Ogawa, dawning his orthodox hat, and t-shirt, begins to make his way onto the entrance ramp.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST, WRESTLING OUT OF KABUKICHO, TOKYO, JAPPPPANNNNNNNNN!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 251 POUUNNNDSSS, KOMMMMMMMAAATTTSSSSUUUUUU “THHEEEEEEEEEEE STARRRRDDDUUUSSSSTTT DEVVVIIILLLLLLL” OGGAAAAAWWWWAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Flannery: Komatsu’s debut on Dynasty and he’s looking to make the most of it! After a season of highs and lows on Voltage, Komatsu’s looking for a fresh start. He seems to be wearing that fresh star as we speak, visibly a different man graces our presence here, tonight.
Stew-O: Indeed, Komatsu’s shift in demeanor and enhances focus on his goals this season for Dynasty are sure to bring him plentiful accolades! Though the future is now. Tonight is his chance o capitalize on the opportunities he couldn’t on Voltage!
(Komatsu Ogawa enters the ring, sarcastically eyeing Xander Payne, who indistinctly shouts something at Ogawa.)
Jake Mercer: Komatsu failed to find championship gold in season thirteen, though he’s promised season fourteen to be an entirely new Ogawa! We’ll see tonight whether that was merely smoke being blown, as all EAW competitors do, or if he’s determined to remodel himself and claim this brand’s championship gold!
(As Komatsu’s theme begins to fade, ‘Black Honey’ by Thrice begins to echo through the ears of EAW’s socially distanced crowd as MITSUBACHI, and a capsule of “murder hornets”, begin making their way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: NEXT, WRESTLING OUT OF SOKA, SAITAMA, JAPANNNNNNNN!!! WEIGHING IN AT 187 POOOUUUNNNNDDSSSS, “THEEEE SIILLLENNNNNNTTTT KILLLERRRRRRR” MITTTTTTSSSUUUUUUUUBBBBAAACHHHIIII!!!!!
Jake Mercer: This man, I believe, could be on the road to greatness in season fourteen. MITSUBACHI’s abandoned the way of the warrior in favor of one thing, success. At any cost. He’s made it clear that he doesn’t care who he has to destroy in order to gain what he desires. And that, fellas? That’s the way of a champion. MITSUBACHI’s been through grueling wars and classics in places as extreme as the Tokyo Dome, I’m sure a new start on Dynasty is nothing new for him.
Stew-O: Uh, how exactly do you know he’s competed in the Tokyo Dome, or are you assuming because he’s Japanese?
Jake Mercer: MITSUBACHI’s a pro and a star in the making. Only stars wrestle in the magnificence of the Tokyo Dome.
Flannery McCoy: Figment of Jake’s imagination, or not, MISTUBACHI’s undoubtedly got a massive chip on his shoulder and won’t rest until he finds the success he’s been looking for throughout season thirteen and now fourteen.
(MITSUBACHI enters the ring, maliciously eyeing Komatsu Ogawa, motioning that the end may be near for “The Stardust Devil” though we’ve still got two men to go! ‘Black Honey’ fades to silence and is replaced by the brash and gravely vocals of Skepta, as ‘Pure Water’ pulsates throughout the arena. “UNRULY X UNRIVALED” flashes across the titantron as Dray Fontana’s presence is felt on the Dynasty stage.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING THE THIRD COMPETITOR IN THIS MATCHUP! WRESTLING OUT OF KINGSTON UPON THAMES, ENGLAND, IN THE UNIIITTTEEEDD KIINNGGGDOOMMM!!!! WEIGHING IN AT 200 POOOUUUNNDDDSSS, DRAYYYYYYYYYYY “THEEEE PRIIIINNNCCEEEEE” FONNTTTANNNNAAAAA!!!!
Jake Mercer: This man is my pick to leave this match with the victory!
Flannery McCoy: Is every competitor your pick to win? Anyway, Dray is a force to reckoned with and has proven to be a potent nightmare to the hopes of so many on Showdown in season thirteen. Obsessed with fame and recognition, this may be the opportunity Dray’s been looking for! Challenging Xander Payne at Operation Doomsday would work wonders for the career of this young man!
Stew-O: Dray had shown incredible promise against competitors like Bronson Daniels, Myles, and we know Dray and MITSUBACHI have a bit of bad blood from their history together, so I have a feeling that bad blood will come to a head here tonight!
Jake Mercer: Dray’s merciless tactics and bloodthirsty attitude has served him well thus far in this company, though I have a feeling he looks to make good on all that “promise” he has. It may be time for the future to become the present and claim his spot as number one contender to the throne!
(Dray Fontana rolls into the ring, occupying one of four corners without a competitor in it, awaiting the arrival of the final competitor in this match. ‘La Guayaba’ by Riccie Oriach begins to sound in the arena’s speakers and surrounds SEBAS, who enters onto the Dynasty stage, appearing as focused as ever.)
Stephie Love: AND THEIR OPPONENT, WEIGHING IN AT 205 POOUUUNNNDDSSSS!!!! WRESTLING OUT OF SANTO DOMINGO, THE DOMIIINNNCAAANNNNNN REPPPUUBBLLIICCCCC, “THE TROOPPPIIICCALLLLLLL BREEEEZZEEEEEEEE” SEBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Stew-O: SEBAS appearing laser focus, no interest in throwing away this chance of a lifetime. Though none of these men are and will all fight tooth and nail to gain a win over the other. SEBAS looks to make a name for himself here tonight and establish himself as a staple of the Pure division.
Flannery McCoy: He’s shed the personality of a man appearing in extravagant wealth and an overabundance of confidence, but gold is still the focus. Molding himself into his own image and prepared for dominance on Dynasty in season fourteen!
(All four men now in the ring and ready to do battle! The referee signals for the timekeeper to ring the bell, indicating the bout is officially underway.)
Jake Mercer: AND WE’RE OFF! All four men in this match looking to drive the faces of the other three into the dirt, and it appears as if Dray Fontana is going to kick things off! Charging Komatsu Ogawa with a jumping knee strike! Landing flush on the chin, forcing Komatsu to retreat into the corner! Dray unrelenting here tonight stays on top of Komatsu with a storm of punches and forearms! Meanwhile on the other side of the ring, SEBAS and MITSUBACHI lock-up. MITSUBACHI sweeps the leg of SEBAS, dropping him to the canvas, now looks for a knee drop! SEBAS rolls out of the way right in the nick of time, but MITSUBACHIcame down hard on that right knee! Now it’s SEBAS looking for a big move, maneuvering himself onto the second rope, perhaps attempting a Tornado DDT?! HE GES FOR IT, DIVING THROUGH THE AIR, BUT MITSUBACHI SNATCHES HIM RIGHT OUT OF THE SKIES AND DELIVERS A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! WHAT A COUNTER FROM MITSUBACHI!
Stew-O: Dray Fontana still piecing up Komatsu Ogawa, prying his body from the canvas, looking to punish Ogawa. OH, NO!!! HE’S LOOKING TO SNAP THE FINGERS OF KOMATSU, DON’T DO IT DRAY! Though Ogawa breaks free at the very last second and launches himself at Fontana with a double knee facebreaker!-NO! Dray held on, keeping Ogawa from delivering the move, what power from “The Prince”! Now Dray drops Ogawa back to the canvas, takes his back, and DRIVES HIM THROUGH THE CANVAS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! BOY, DID THAT HAVE SOEM MALICE IN IT!! NOW DRAY, WATING TO TIME AT ALL, REBONDING OFF THE ROPES, SHINING WIZARD TO THE FACE OF KOMATSU!!! DRAY WITH THAT KNEE TO THE FACE, HE GOES IN FOR THE COVER!!
(ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!)
(TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-)
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI breaks up the count at two! My God, what an eventual start to this matchup! Dray Fontana and MITSUBACHI now face to face, this is it! The Bad Blood is coming to a boil as this arena comes to a standstill! Dray with a finger to the face! MITSUBACHI mocks dray! OH, BOY!!!!!! AND THEY’RE OFF!! EXCHANGING STRIKES, PUNCHES AND FOREARMS, A FURY OF OFFENSE SLASHING THROUGH THE AIR!! Drays appears to have gained the advantage, overpowering MITSUBACHI, perhaps now seeking a Sit-Out Powerbomb! He’s got MITSUBACHI set up, he’s going to dive him down from the skies and secure the victory! DRAY’S GOT HIM UP!!! FONTANA WITH THE PO- NO, MITSUBACHI ESCAPED OUT TH EBACK DOOR AND REVERSED INTO A SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMB!!!! HOW IN THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?!?! WHAT A MOVE FORM MITSUBACHI! NOW IT’s DRAY WHO’S IN TROUBLE! MITSUBACHI NOT GOING FOR THE COVER, THOUGH HE’S ATTEMPTING A GUILLOTINE!! THAT CHOKE HOLD THAT HAS MADE SO MANY FADE TO BLACK!!! DRAY’S GASPING FOR AIR, HE’S FADING HARD!!! WHAT THE HELL?!? LOOK AT SEBAS HE’S CLIMBING TO THE TOP ROPE, DRAY’S OUT!! THE REFEREE IS GOING TO CALL IT!!! WAIT, SEBBBBAASSSS WITH A FROGSLPASHHH FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! SEBAS FROM THE HEAVENS AT THE LAST SECOND, DROPPING HIMSELF ONTO DRAY AND MITSUBACHI, BREAKING UP THE ATTEMOPTD SUBMISSION!!
Jake Mercer: He broke it up, though the wherewithal of Dray Fontana to persevere and withstand the choke only speaks to his immense toughness. MITSUBACHI and Fontana are down and out, SEBAS is the only man on his feet, could this be his time! Komatsu Ogawa out of nowhere blasting SEBAS with a chop-block to the knee! Ogawa could be back in this match! Ogawa off the ropes- BUT HE’s MET WITH A DROPKICK FROM SEBAS!! RIGHT TO THE FACE!! NOW KOMATSU RETURNS FIRE WITH A LARIAT!!! MY GOD!! SEBAS ROLLS OUT TO THE APRON, OGAWA NOW OFF THE ROPES AGAIN, LOOKING TO CATCH SEBAS!! SEBAS THROUGH THE ROPES, CUTTING KOMATSU IN HALF WITH A SLINGSHOT SPEAR!!! SLICING THE BODY OF KOMATSU AND DRIVING HIM TO THE CANVAS!! OGAWA BARELY ON HIS FEET, HE’S MET WITH A SUPERKICK FROM SEBAS!!! SEBAS WITH NO MERCY, HE’S OUT FOR VICTORY AND WILL DO ANYTHING TO ATTAIN IT!! CRACKING KOMATSU ON THE CHIN, HOLDING OGAWA’S BODY UP AGAINST THIS OWN, AND LIFTING HIM INTO THE AIR!!! WHAT POWER FROM SEBAS, WHAT THE HELL IS HE PLANNING HERE?!? THE CRUCIFIX BOMB?!?!? HE’S GOT OGAWA IN THE AIR, READY TO DELIVER THE BOMB!!! HE DRIVES HIM DOWN, BUT MITSUBACHI FLIES INTO THE AIR AND DRIVES HIS KNEES THROUGH THE SPINE OF OGAWA AS HE HITS THE MAT WITH A BACKSTABBBERRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Stew-O: HOW THE HELL DID HE DO THAT!! HE CAUGHT HIM ON THE DOWN FROM A CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB AND USE A BACKSTABBER TO DOUBLE THE IMPACT!! WHAT A MOVE FROM MITSUBACHI!!! THOUGH HE APPEARS TO ONCE AGAIN BE FAVORING HIS RIGHT KNEE, THAT BACKTSTABBER SURE AS HELL DIDNT HELP MATTERS! Now Sebas looking for a knee to MITSUBACHI, who sidesteps him, bounding off the ropes now towards Sebas! HE’S MET WITH “THE PARAMOUNT” FROM DRAY FONTANA, DRAY’S BACK IN THIS MATCH!!! DRAY FONTANA WITH THAT SIGNATURE BICYCLE KNEE TO THE FACE!!! SEBAS WITH A DISCUSS ELBOW TO FONTANA NOW!!!! OH MY GOD, MITSUBACHI WITH AN ENZEGUIR TO THE SKULL OF SEBAS, BUT DRAY SHOOTS A PELE KICK TO THE NECK OF MITSUBACHI!!!!! HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTT!! THIS MATCH IS EVERYTHING WE EXPECTED AND MORE!! WHAT A SEQUENCE!! THESE THREE UNDOUBTEDLY HAVE A PLACE IN DYNASTY’S BRIGHT FUTURE BY THE LOOKS OF IT!!
Flannery McCoy: We’re back to square one in this match! No man willing to cede even an inch of ground to the others! Dray Fontana and SEBAS appear to be the first to their feet, sluggishly exchanging forearms. Both men, exhausted, their gas tanks empty! Trying to summon any shred of energy and power they can find in these strikes. SEBAS with a nasty knee to the jaw of Dray, that one hurt him! Dray fires a roundhouse kick! SEBAS AVOIDS AND HE RIPS DRAY DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A REVERSE FRANKEINSTER!!! JESUS CHRIST, DRAY’S OUT!!! HIS CARCASS READY FOR THE TAKING!! WHAT THE HELL?!?! MITSUBACHI HURLS SEBAS OUT OF THE RING, LOOKING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SEBAS WORK!!! MITSUBACHI IS GONNA STEAL THIS ONE!! HE COVERS DRAY FONTANA!!
(ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!)
(TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)
(THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-)
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT! AOKODKDDPAWSKAOPAWKD!!!! HOW DID DRAY KICKOUT?!?!? HE WAS GONE, DEAD, AND READY TO BE DUMPED IN THE GRAVE, BUT HE’S STILL IN THIS FIGHT!!! THE MATH CONTINUES!!! All three of these men tough, ut only one can leave the victor, they’re going to have to leave it all out in the ring tonight and so far, they’ve done exactly that! Now it’s Ogawa looking to take advantage, the only man in this matchup who hasn’t seemed to have shone as much as the others, but he’s attempting to change that, right now!! MITSUBACHI’s knee is damaged and he appears to be a shell of the man who entered this match, but he’s not out yet! Komastu possibly looking for the- WAIT, MITSUBACHI WAS PLAYING POSSUM, DELIVERING A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION OF KOMATSU, AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH AN AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! THAT COULD HEAR THAT AXE KICK AND OGAWA’S FEELING IT’S EFFECTS!!
Flannery McCoy: Ogawa finding it impossible to build his momentum here in this match, but MITSUBACHI surely isn’t! HE’S READY TO FINISH THIS, SIGNALING THE END IS NEAR FOR KOMATSU OGAWA!!! MITSUBACHI ROLLS INTO THE QUIET LOCK, THAT ARMBAR SUBMISSION, THIS MUST BE IT!!! THERE’S NO HELP FOR KOMATSU NOW, HE’S GOING TO TAP!!! ON THE VERGE OF BREAKING HIS ARM, COME ON, JUST TAP!!! SEBAS NOW BACK IN THE MATCH, STOMPING ON THE KNEE OF MITSUBACHI, PREVENTING THE SUBMISSION FROM FINISH THE BOUT! NOW SEBAS BRINJGING MITSUBACHI TO HIS FEET….CODDDDEEEBBRREEEAKKERRR!!! SEBAS IS GONNA DO ITT!!! DRAY FONTANA ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING, LOOKING TO RE-ENTER THIS MATCH, BUT SEBAS WON’T ALLOW IT!!! TOPPPEPEEEE CONNN GIRRRROOOOOO!!!! SEBAS FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE, TOPPLING DRAY FONTANA TO THE FLOOR!!! SEBAS SMELLS THE BLOOD IN THE WATER, HE KNOWS HE’S IN THE END STRETCH, THIS IS IT!!!! ROLLING BACK INTO THE RING NOW, YAKUZAAAAA KICCCCCKKKKKK!!!!! A YAKUZA KICK FROM MITSUBACHI SPARKSSEBAS ON THE JAW!!!! WHAT A MOVE!!! SEBAS ROLLS OUTSIDE OF THE RING, BUT MITSUBACHI DOESN’T CARE!!! HE’LL FINISH OGAWA!!! LIFTING THE LIFELESS BODY OF KOMATSU TO HIS FEET, WHISPERING SOMETHING IN THE EAR OF “THE STARDUST DEVIL” ….THIS IS IT!!!! MITSUBACHI DROPS KOMATSU ON HIS HEAD WITHT HE GGGGGGTTTTTTFFFFOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! MITSUBACHI’S DONE IT, THIS IS IT, IT’S FUCKING OVER!!! GOING FOR THE COVER ON KOMATSU- NO, DRAY FONTANA FLYING OFF THE TOP ROPE, DRIVING HIS FEET THROUGH THE THE BODIES OF BOTH MITSUBACHI AND KOMATSU WITH THE “RAPTURE KILLER”!!!! OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE WITH THAT STOMP, DRAY FONTANA WITH THE COVER ON OGAWA!!!
(ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!)
(TWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
(THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: HE DID IT, MY PICK, HE DID IT!!!!
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE BRAND NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING PURE CHAMPIONSHIP….DRAYYYYYYYY “THE UNRULY AND UNRIVALLLEDDDD” FONTTANNNNAAAA!!!!!!
Stew-O: Wow. Just wow. An incredible match, an incredible victory by and for Dray. Take nothing away from MITSUBACHI and Sebas for fighting their hearts out, but in the end, “The Prince” came out on top!
Flannery McCoy: Indeed, he did. Fontana against Payne at Operation Doomsday will be a battle for the ages! Speaking of Payne, The Pure Champion just left his ringside seat and his making his way up the steps. Entering the ring now, he stares a hole through Dray Fontana and raises his Pure title high in the sky.
(Friday Night Dynasty fades from the shot of Xander and Dray to a recap of Pain for Pride focusing on the Specialists Scramble match which saw a career defining night for the rising star Sarah Price as she defeated 5 other women to retain her championship in amazing fashion.)
(The camera fades back into the Performance Center as Dynasty returns. It’s silent for a moment before ‘Land of the Innocent’ by Feathers kicks up to cheers from the crowd as it’s clear who the person coming out is. Sarah Price makes her way out to the stage with the Specialists Championship seen clearly around her shoulders and a mic in her hands. She looks around and waves at everyone in attendance before making her way down the ramp. She goes up the steel steps and onto the apron as she enters into the ring and gives a bow before ‘Land of the Innocent’ fades out and Sarah begins to speak in the center of the ring)
Sarah Price: I feel like to kick this off I’ve got a lot to talk about, like a recap of some sort that I want to play through in my brain for you for a bit. For starters, I’d like to say that I’m very glad to be on Dynasty this Season, I’m sure that’s the big elephant in the room. I’m sure it was going to be a guarantee that no matter what brand that I’m on if it be staying on Voltage or doing to Showdown, I was going to continue to move forward and hold this Specialists Championship with pride and every single week get closer and closer to becoming one of the best holders that you’ve seen with this belt, no denying that at this point.
Sarah Price: No matter that, with that came things that I had to give up in order to continue forward here, now I’m sure you know the whole thing about my best friend Sierra Bradford being drafted away to Showdown away from me, as much as it shocked me, and as much as I could fathom a time being SASS along with her on whatever brand that we would’ve ended up on if we stayed together, I feel like both of us really don’t have a problem with the situations that we’ve been put in. I know either way that Sierra is going to kill it and you already know that I’m going to do the exact same holding this championship, I know she’s going to do great and I can’t wait to see for myself.
Sarah Price: But with that I want to move forward, considering this the next step in my career, I’m going to make sure more than anything that I take the right one. I truly am really excited for what’s to come here, I know the people here are just as hungry as I am to make a standing point and really, I wouldn’t have it any other way. So I have to push everything else away, in order to do what’s best, and that’s a fighting champion. That’s why I’m opening the door, I’m putting out an open invitation to whoever wants to come out and take a shot at taking the Specialists Championship away from me, that’s one thing I can say reassuringly.
(Sarah says that with a smile as she turns her attention to the stage. She waits for a long moment as it’s clear that nobody is going to come out and take her challenge. She waits just a bit longer before giving a sigh and turning back. She gives a shrug as she has a face of disappointment)
Sarah Price: And you know what? That’s ok, no matter who wants to step up to the plate, at whatever given time they want to, I’ll be ready for them. I’ll be waiting, I just hope they know that before they think to do anything else.
(With that Sarah drops the mic and raises the Specialists Championship up with a smile. ‘Land of the Innocent’ plays up as she leaves the ring and begins to head to the back as Dynasty fades out to somewhere else)
(Commercial Break)
(Malcolm Jones stars in a commercial promoting Pop Smoke’s new album, Shoot for the Stars, Aim for the Moon.. in stores now!)
(Dynasty returns as the camera fades in to show Stephie Love standing in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘The Games We Play’ by PUSHA T. plays up to a mixed reaction as Andre Walker is seen strutting out to the ring. He has a face of confidence on him as he spreads his arms out and closes his eyes as he gives a laugh before making his way down the ramp and headed towards the ring, every so often looking around at the crowd members in attendance keeping that smug look on his face.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 185 pounds… THE NOTORIOUS… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Two weeks ago was the last time we saw Andre Walker at Pain For Pride. He put up a fight in that Fatal Four Way for the New Breed Championship that we saw, and while he came up short we saw a shining star in him, making himself known. And that despite him not winning, that you shouldn’t count him out for a moment.
Flannery McCoy: And being drafted back to Dynasty gives him that starting point. To rebuild himself, he’s already got everything down, and now it’s only a matter of time before he comes up and hits the big time, but of course, that takes time. No matter how long that might seem to take for Andre, there’s definitely that persistence and confidence that he holds that will continue to move him forward definitely.
Jake Mercer: He looks like one of those soccer moms now! Let’s be honest, have you ever seen one of those guys succeed?! I mean c’mon here!
(Andre takes the time as he stops at the bottom of the ramp to go up the steel steps and onto the apron. He stops strutting for a moment at the center of the apron as he looks out at the crowd members and only shakes his head with a scoff on his face as he enters into the ring. He heads to the center of the ring and spreads his arms out before making his way to his corner and getting ready as ‘The Games We Play’ fades out. After that nothing plays up as the crowd begins to boo who comes out of the backstage area. Khamsin makes his way out to the stage with his arms spread out full of confidence as he does so. He has his back turned to the crowd as a spotlight shines down on him. He turns around before making his way down the ramp and headed towards the ring with a cold face of seriousness accompanying him.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Alexandria, Egypt… weighing in at 210 pounds… LE MAGNIFIQUE… KHAMSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The last time we saw Khamsin was at Pain For Pride in the 24/7 Contract Battle Royal! Although he came up short in that match he definitely was able to make himself known one way or another. Now, he’s been drafted back to Dynasty, and I’m definitely sure he’s going to want to make his presence known and keep that momentum that he’s holding up to a max.
Flannery McCoy: And what better to do so than to win his first match in Season 14 here? To turn a new leaf and make himself a mainstay player here, he’s got some competition, but what’s new? Either way, I’m sure we’re going to see both competitors at their best here when it comes down to it.
Jake Mercer: Did you know that Khamsin was secretly apart of The Black Parade? I mean can’t you see it? The jacket and all, yeah of course!
(Khamsin stops at the ramp as he looks up at the spotlight shining down on him. He has a serious look on his face as he continues to look around at the near pitch-black Performance Center which boos for him. He runs forward and slides into the ring before standing up onto his feet and standing at the center of the ring. He spreads his arms out as the spotlight finally disappears and the lights come back on to normal. Khamsin gets ready as he makes his way to his corner and as he does the Ref begins to signal for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this highly anticipated match is just getting underway at this moment! AND KHAMSIN IS WASTING NO TIME RUNNING FORWARD AND LANDING A FOREARM RIGHT INTO ANDRE AND PUSHING HIM INTO THE CORNER! KHAMSIN RAMMING SHOULDER THRUSTS RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF ANDRE AS ANDRE IS FORCED TO SHOVE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND QUICKLY!
Flannery McCoy: This match as already started off with a bang as Andre is wasting no time getting out of the corner and to the ropes, ANDRE LEAPING UP AND TAKING KHAMSIN DOWN WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! Khamsin trying to get up to his feet as Andre is running right over to him, BUT KHAMSIN SLAMMING ANDRE TO THE GROUND WITH A ARMDRAG!
Jake Mercer: Khamsin keeping ahold on that arm as Andre is trying to make his way out, Andre kipping up to his feet! ANDRE SWEEPING THE LEG AND SLAMMING A ELBOW DOWN ONTO THE ARM OF KHAMSIN IN RETURN!
Stew-O: Khamsin quickly rolling up to his feet as he runs over to Andre! BUT ANDRE LEAPFROGGING QUICKLY OVER KHAMSIN! Andre quickly grabbing Khamsin from behind and lifting him up off his feet, ANDRE WITH A BACK SUPLEX AS KHAMSIN LANDS RIGHT ON HIS NECK! Khamsin trying to retreat out of the ring as Andre gets up to his feet, ANDRE LEAPING OFF THE ROPES AND TAKING KHAMSIN DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD FOREARM TO THE OUTSIDE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT KHAMSIN DUCKS UNDER AS ANDRE MANAGES TO LAND ON HIS FEET! HE LIFTS ANDRE UP, AND SLAMS HIM BACK FIRST ONTO OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE! Andre rolling off in already excruciating pain as Khamsin is grabbing him and rolling Andre into the ring as he enters in and continues the assault!
Jake Mercer: Andre getting up to a knee, BUT KHAMSIN STRIKES ANDRE WITH A AXE HANDLE! Andre staying down as he tries to continue to get up to his feet, AS HE RETALIATES WITH A BIG EUROPEAN UPPERCUT STUNNING KHAMSIN AND SENDING HIM BACKWARDS! Andre quickly running forward, BUT KHAMSIN SENDS HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES! Andre quickly rebounds off the ropes though and heads right towards Khamsin, ANDRE WITH A SPIN KICK RIGHT TO HIS GUT!
Stew-O: Khamsin is stunned as he quickly falls back and bounces off the ropes, KHAMSIN GOING FOR A LARIAT- BUT ANDRE DUCKS UNDER! ANDRE LEAPING UP, PELE KICK- BUT KHAMSIN MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS ANDRE FALLS ONTO A KNEE, KHAMSIN WITH A KICK STRAIGHT TO THE FACE OF ANDRE SENDING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Andre grabbing onto the ropes and pulling himself up onto the apron as he positions himself, KHAMSIN RUNS FORWARD NOW TRYING TO GO FOR A FOREARM TO KNOCK HIM OFF AND TO RINGSIDE- BUT ANDRE QUICKLY WITH A APRON ROPE-ASSISTED ENZIGURI RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF KHAMSIN SENDING HIM BACK! Khamsin stumbling backward as Andre leaps off the ropes, SPRINGBOARD FOREARM-
Jake Mercer: BUT KHAMSIN MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE ANDRE IS ABLE TO CONNECT! Andre getting up to his feet as Khamsin quickly turns him around, KHAMSIN QUICKLY TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BIG STO! Khamsin hooking the leg as he’s going for a pin attempt right now!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO-
Stew-O: ANDRE POWERS OUT! Khamsin quickly up to his feet as he runs to the ropes and back trying not to give Andre a break in this bout, KNEE DROP- BUT ANDRE MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AS KHAMSIN FALLS TO A KNEE AND RUNS TO THE ROPES AND LEAPS OFF OF IT! SPRINGBOARD INVERTED DDT TAKES KHAMSIN DOWN TO THE GROUND QUICKLY!
Flannery McCoy: Khamsin sitting up as Andre runs to the ropes and back and goes for a PK- BUT KHAMSIN GRABS THE KICK AND MANAGES TO GET UP TO HIS FEET! KHAMSIN WITH A LEG SCREW TAKING ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND! Khamsin climbing up to the top rope now and positioning himself as Andre is grabbing the ropes to stabilize himself and get up to his feet before Khamsin is able to get more offense- JUMPING LARIAT CONNECTS DOWN ONTO ANDRE!
Jake Mercer: Andre trying to scramble up to his feet as Khamsin grabs him, LEG SWEEP! CORKSCREW MOONSAULT- NO! ANDRE GETS HIS KNEES UPRIGHT ONTO THE GUT OF KHAMSIN BEFORE THE NILE RIVER CROSSING IS ABLE TO CONNECT ONTO HIM! Andre quickly grabbing Khamsin and sending Khamsin into the corner! ANDRE QUICKLY RUNNING FORWARD, JUMPING CLOTHESLINE-
Stew-O: BUT KHAMSIN MANAGING TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! Andre falls into the corner as Khamsin runs forward, BUT ANDRE MANAGING TO KICK HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD! Andre climbing up to the top rope as Khamsin stumbles away, ANDRE IS UP- BUT KHAMSIN RUNNING FORWARD AND SENDING A KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF ANDRE STUNNING HIM!
Flannery McCoy: Khamsin is climbing up to that top rope now as he’s putting Andre into a Superplex position! BUT ANDRE IS STARTING TO FIGHT OUT! ANDRE SLAMMING FIST RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF KHAMSIN AS HE’S TRYING TO FORCE HIM TO LET GO BEFORE HE CAN CONNECT! Khamsin is forced to let go, AS ANDRE REELS BACK A HEADBUTT AND SLAMS IT RIGHT INTO HIS FACE! Khamsin falls into a Tree-Of-Woe position as this does not look good for him whatsoever, ANDRE WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP SLAMMING HIM INTO THE GROUND! Andre quickly scrambling forward and hooking the leg, THIS MIGHT BE IT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: KHAMSIN HAD HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES! THE PIN IS BROKEN! Andre is absolutely dumbfounded as he was about to get the win here, but Khamsin is continuing to persist! Khamsin is starting to stumble up to his feet as Andre is up as well waiting for him to get up, ANDRE RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK! GRIMSEVER!
Flannery McCoy: DOES NOT CONNECT AS KHAMSIN MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS HE TURNS ANDRE AROUND! DOMINUS! GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB CONNECTS ONTO ANDRE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Khamsin falling into the corner as he does not seem to be done with the onslaught as he waits for Andre to get up to his feet! Andre is stumbling up as I don’t think he knows what’s going to come for him! ALEXANDRIAN GUILLOTINE-
Jake Mercer: THAT ANDRE QUICKLY DUCKS UNDER! Khamsin turns around as Andre steps back, BICYCLE KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD! Khamsin stumbles back again as Andre steps forward! GRIMSEVER! BICYCLE KNEE FINALLY CONNECTS AS ANDRE FALLS TO THE GROUND AND QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG ON KHAMSIN! FOR THE WIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRR-
Stew-O: KHAMSIN KICKS OUT! Andre with a face of pure anger as he brings Khamsin up to his feet- KHAMSIN SPITTING IN THE FACE OF ANDRE! DESPITE EVERYTHING THAT ANDRE HAS MANAGED TO THROW AT HIM KHAMSIN IS NOT GOING TO GIVE UP! AND ANDRE IS GOING AT IT AS HE SENDS MULTIPLE FOREARMS RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF KHAMSIN!
Flannery McCoy: ANDRE IS NOT HOLDING BACK ONE BIT BUT KHAMSIN STOPPING ANDRE AS HE PULLS ON HIS HAIR! Andre stopping the assault as Khamsin grabs him, SHORT-ARMED CLOTHESLINE! Khamsin quickly bringing Andre up as this does not look good, REVERSE STO POSITION! SHATTERPOINT!
Jake Mercer: ANDRE SLIPS OUT JUST IN TIME GRABBING THE ARM OF KHAMSIN AND KICKING HIM STRAIGHT IN THE FACE SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! ANDRE PULLING HIM IN AGAIN, GRIMSEVER! ANOTHER BICYCLE KNEE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF KHAMSIN SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! ANDRE IS NOT DONE AS HE PUTS HIM INTO A PILEDRIVER POSITION, NOT GOOD!
Stew-O: DAWNBREAKER! ANDRE WASTED NO TIME CONNECTING THE FLIP PILEDRIVER AS KHAMSIN IS OUT COLD! ANDRE IS HOOKING THE LEG AS HE’S GOING FOR THE PIN, WILL THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘The Games We Play’ plays up to cheers as Andre Walker sits up from his pinning position. He gives a chuckle as he has a smirk on his face and grabs the ropes to pull himself up onto his feet. The Ref walks over to him and raises his arms in the air as Andre continues to celebrate and jump up onto the top rope, spreading his arms out with a confident swagger as he does so, clearly proud of what he’s done)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a back-and-forth that we’ve just witnessed tonight! Both Andre and Khamsin brought it to the table, each putting it all on the line to make sure they one-up one another in the matchup and definitely make it known that one of them is going to come out the winner of that one. But when it all comes down to it it was Andre who had the soul to fight on and at the end of the day manage to take Khamsin down in order to give the pin, and get the win!
Jake Mercer: Definitely a great start to Andre’s Season 14 and the only way to go from here is up right? Don’t take anything away from Khamsin though because the joy of it is there will always be paved opportunities to go his way sooner rather than later. But furthermore congrats to our winner tonight!
(Andre is up on the top rope raising his arms in the air before jumping down and rolling out of the ring. He struts around before making is way up the ramp as that’s the last shot that’s seen as Dynasty fades out to commercial break)
(Commercial for EAW’s Glizzy Gladiator contest featuring Terry Chambers(before the diet), Mason Massacre, Xander Payne, and Big Mikayla.. hosted by the throat goat herself.. Kassidy Heart!)
(“Debate Scrum” by Masafumi Takada hits as the crowd rises to their feet and cheers on Harper Lee who steps out onto the stage. Harper begins walking down the ramp as she raises both of her hands in the air as a response to the cheering social distanced crowd.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a tag team match set for..
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first.. From Charlotte, North Carolina.. Weighing in at 118lbs.. THE AMAZING!!! HARPER LEE!!!!
Stew-O: Now here is Harper Lee! Harper was a member of the Showdown brand last season and did pretty well in her rookie season there.
Flannery McCoy: That’s true Stew! The last time we saw Harper in season 13, she was competing in that highly competitive Specialists Championship Scramble Match. She didn’t have any reigns as the interim Specialists Champion during the match, but she definitely had a great showing at her first ever Pain for Pride!
Stew-O: Harper looks to keep that same energy here at the start of season 14. She looks to add some accomplishments to her name and to establish herself even more this season. Picking up a victory here could do just that!!
(“Land of the Innocent” by Feathers hits as the crowd continues to cheer loudly. This time the Specialists Champion steps out onto the stage with the title wrapped around her waist. Sarah begins to make her way down the entrance ramp while waving to the fans standing behind the plexiglass.)
Stephie Love: And her partner.. From London, United Kingdom.. Weighing in at 121lbs.. She is your EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION!!! THE GUARDIAN ANGEL!!! SARAH PRICE!!!
Stew-O: And here she is! Sarah Price was one of the biggest picks in the draft last week as she found herself a new home on the red brand. She is definitely one of the best in this business and there’s no question why she holds the belt that she does. Unfortunately, nobody came out to accept her challenge earlier tonight..
Jake Mercer: That’s because the champion wants everything family friendly. Nobody wants to compete in a match that’s family friendly. Could you imagine Sarah Price defending that belt against Kasey Kaos in a tickle fight?
Flannery McCoy: A tickle fight?
Jake Mercer: Yes a tickle fight! That’s exactly what we’re going to get with Sarah Price as the Specialists Champion!
Flannery McCoy: So you really think we’re going to go from that intense 30 minute scramble match to a tickle fight?
Jake Mercer: Yes.
Flannery McCoy: Would you bet money on it?
Jake Mercer: No.
(Sarah Price is seen embracing the crowd from the top turnbuckle. She leaps down to the canvas of the ring as her music cuts. “Princes of the Universe” by Queen hits as the Grand Athletes step out onto the stage. The fans then switch to a mixed reaction of boos and cheers. The young team fist bump each other and point at the two competitors standing in the ring before making their way down the entrance ramp.)
Stephie Love: And their opponents! Weighing in at a combined weight of 402lbs.. They are the team of Mark Macias and Limmy Monaghan.. THE GRAND ATHLETES!!!
Stew-O: Now the Grand Athletes made their arrival in EAW near the end of last season, but have managed to find themselves in the tag title picture multiple times already. This team definitely has a bright future ahead of themselves if they continue to keep pushing to get better.
Flannery McCoy: And that’s exactly what these two intend on doing this season. They want to get over that hump and finally win those tag team championships. They feel as if it’s their destiny to win those belts and after losing at Pain for Pride, they have more motivation now, than ever before to get the job done. This will definitely be a great match between two young and ambitious teams.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell and it looks like Sarah Price is going to start off this match for her team as Mark Macias is starting this match off for The Grand Athletes. Harper and Limmy both make their way on the apron and stand in their team’s corner! Here we go!
Flannery McCoy: Sarah Price and Mark Macias lock up in the center of the ring! Sarah quickly gets the advantage as she connects with a right forearm shot to the face of Mark and locks in a standing side headlock! Mark manages to spin out of the headlock soon after it was locked in and he grabs a hold of Sarah’s wrist! Irish whip to the ropes by Mark Macias! Sarah bounces back off of the ropes! Big Boot by Mark Macias!! No!! Sarah ducks under the leg and gets behind Mark!! Schoolgirl pin by the Specialists Champion!! Mark’s shoulders are down!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
TW-
Jake Mercer: And there’s the kickout! Not even a two count as Mark and Sarah quickly get up to their feet! Sarah with a powerful kick below the knee of Mark Macias!! Another kick as this time Mark’s knees buckle and he nearly drops down onto them! Sarah now with a kick to the abdomen as she follows that up by grabbing Mark by the wrist!! And Sarah Price whips Mark over to the far ropes! Mark bounces back off the ropes, AND HE’S MET BY A HEADSTAND HEADSCISSORS BY THE GUARDIAN ANGEL!!! Mark flips in the air and lands flat on his back, but the momentum forces him up into a seated position! Sarah Price quickly gets up to her feet and stands behind the seated Mark Macias! DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY THE CHAMPION!!!
Flannery McCoy: Sarah Price isn’t wasting any time here as she makes her way over to her corner and tags in Harper Lee!
(TAG)
Stew-O: And here comes the anime fangirl! Harper Lee charges into the ring and begins to stomp down on the chest and abdomen of Mark Macias! Mark is taking plenty of damage from these stomps and Harper Lee is loving it! She looks up at the top turnbuckle and begins to make her way over to a neutral corner and begins to climb up to the top. She makes it to the top and looks down at Mark Macias!! Harper Lee leaps into the air!! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP!!!!
Jake Mercer: NOBODY HOME!!! Mark Macias rolls out of the way as Harper Lee stumbles on her feet as she lands!! Mark quickly gets up as he is behind Harper Lee.. He grabs her by the head!! INVERTED FACELOCK BACK BREAKER BY MARK MACIAS ONTO HARPER LEE!!!!
Stew-O: What a move by Double M! Mark Macias now gets up to his feet and stomps down onto Harper Lee’s body! Another stomp! And another one that lands right at her abdomen! Harper Lee is clutching at her stomach in pain, as she quickly rolls over onto her stomach to prevent anymore stomps from landing in that area!! BUT MARK WITH A VICIOUS STOMP DOWN ONTO THE LOWER BACK OF HARPER LEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee clutches at her lower back, but she continues to fight her way into a better position! Harper is now upright on her knees, as Mark Macias connects with a powerful soccer-like kick to the chest of Harper!! The sound of his boot cracking against her body is heard throughout this arena!! Another powerful kick by Mark Macias and the fans are now starting to chant his name after each successful kick! Another kick by Mark!! And another!!! Mark takes a step back.. ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD OF HARPER LEE!!! THAT’S THE MARK KICKS!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! Harper ducks under the leg as Mark Macias spins all the way around!! Harper gets up to her feet now and jumps on Mark’s back!! SHE LOCKS IN A SLEEPER HOLD!!! Harper Lee is in a piggy back position on Mark Macias back as she is squeezing his head and throat with that sleeper hold! Her being off of the ground adds even more pressure and makes this move even more difficult to get out of!!!
Flannery McCoy: Make Macias is trying desperately to get some air! He can’t breathe with the amount of pressure Harper Lee is applying! Harper definitely showing how well of a technical wrestler she is as well as he ability to change the pace of a match in her favor! Mark Macias drops down to a knee!!
Jake Mercer: He’s trying to propose!
Flannery: McCoy: No.. 1, he’s getting choked to death.. And 2, the person he’s down on his knee for is behind him and the one choking him to death.
Jake Mercer: I guess they were right when they said Marriage was a deadly situation.
Stew-O: While Jake is having one of his fantasies in his head, I do want to point out that Mark Macias is no longer down on his knee!!
Flannery McCoy: You’re right! Look! He’s fought his way back up to his feet! Mark Macias is red in the face, but he’s still managed to force his way up to his feet with Harper Lee on his back!! Mark Macias is now taking slow, big, and thunderous steps towards The Grand Athlete’s corner! He’s almost there! He’s reaching his arm out as Limmy Monaghan is extending his arm out as well!! BUT MARK MACIAS DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEE ONCE AGAIN BEFORE MAKING IT TO THE CORNER!!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE THE GRAND ATHLETES ARE STILL CLOSE ENOUGH TO MAKE THE TAG!!
(TAG)
Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan quickly scales up to the top rope in his team’s corner! Harper Lee acknowledges the tag as she releases Mark Macias from her sleeper hold! Harper Lee looks up at Limmy.. AND LIMMY MONAGHAN DRILLS HER IN THE CHEST WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK FROM THE TOP ROPE THAT SENDS HARPER LEE RIGHT TO THE CANVAS!!
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan now stands up beside Harper’s body AND CONNECTS WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT!! Limmy now goes for the pin!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THR-
Jake Mercer: Kickout by Harper Lee!
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan quickly gets back on the attack though as he stands up and kicks Harper Lee right at the side of her body! Harper Lee quickly rolls onto her stomach as Limmy targets her lower back just like Mark did earlier with a stomp of his own!! Harper clutches at her lower back as Limmy Monaghan backs up towards the opposite of the ring. Harper Lee manages to get up onto her hands and knees AND LIMMY CHARGES AT HER WITH A RUNNING GUT KICK!!! IT CONNECTS AS THE PENALTY KICK TO THE STOMACH HITS WITH TREMENDOUS FORCE!!! Limmy quickly wraps his arms around Harper Lee’s waist and pulls her up to her feet… GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB!!! INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!! Harper Lee crashes hard against the corner then instantly falls straight back down to the canvas!!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan now grabs Harper Lee by the head and hair, as he brings her up to her feet. Limmy now grabs Harper by the wrist as he irish whips her towards his team’s corner! Harper crashes hard against the turnbuckles as Limmy sets himself up at the other end. He looks over at Sarah Price who really wants to get back into this match and smirks at her! Limmy then looks back at Harper Lee and charges at her!! RUNNING FOREARM STRIKE BY LIMMY MONAGHAN ONTO HARPER LEE IN THE CORNER!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! HARPER LEE GETS HER BOOTS UP AS LIMMY GOES FACE FIRST INTO HER BOOT!! THAT COUNTER STUNS LIMMY AS HE GROGGILY STEPS BACK!! Meanwhile, Harper Lee connects with a back elbow that catches Mark Macias in the face as he’s standing right behind her!! Another shot by Harper!! And another, as Mark grabs at his mouth in pain!! Harper Lee now steps out of the corner.. BUT LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A SPINNING GUT KICK THAT SHOVES HARPER LEE BACK INTO THE CORNER!!! AND LIMMY MONAGHAN CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE ONTO HARPER LEE IN THE CORNER!!! Limmy now tags in Mark Macias!
(TAG)
Flannery McCoy: Limmy isn’t exiting the ring though, as he takes a few steps back then charges back at Harper Lee with a corner dropkick!! It connects.. AND MARK MACIAS CONNECTS WITH A CORNER DROPKICK OF HIS OWN ONTO HARPER LEE!!! Harper now steps out of the corner groggily.. AND LIMMY CONNECTS WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE!!! AND THAT’S FOLLOWED UP BY A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE BY MARK MARCIAS!!! POP AND SQUEEZE BY THE GRAND ATHLETES SENDS HARPER LEE DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! Limmy exits the ring as Mark Macias goes for the pin!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THREEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: Kickout by Harper Lee once again!
Stew-O: Mark Macias gets back up to his feet after slapping the mat out of frustration. He grabs Harper by the head and hair and brings her up to her feet. He grabs her by the wrist and Irish whips her towards a neutral corner as she slams back first against the turnbuckles. Mark Macias now charges in on Harper Lee!! AWESOME CLOTHESLINE CONNECTS!!! Harper Lee is hit hard as she is seeing stars and steps out of the corner! Mark Macias is taking steps back as she steps towards him, then he steps up, grabs Harper by the head and takes her down with a snapmare! Harper lands in a seated position, as Mark Macias runs to the ropes in front of her! He bounces back.. AND MARK MACIAS HITS A POWERFUL RUNNING BIG BOOT TO THE SEATED HARPER LEE’S FACE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! HARPER LEE CATCHES THE FOOT AND USES IT TO TAKE MARK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! AND HARPER LEE LOCKS IN THE ANKLE LOCK!!! HARPER IS WRENCHING AT MARK’S ANKLE AS HE IS IN TREMENDOUS PAIN!! MARK IS REACHING FOR THE ROPES BUT HE’S NOWHERE NEAR THEM!! HE REACHES UP AND OUT TOWARDS LIMMY, BUT HE’S OUT OF REACH!!! MARK MACIAS IS IN SO MUCH PAIN RIGHT NOW AND MAY JUST NEED TO TAP OUT!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK! Mark Manages to get up onto his free leg!! Harper still has a hold of his other ankle, but Mark is hopping his way towards Limmy!! He’s reaching his arm out to make the tag… AND HE GETS IT!!
(TAG)
Flannery McCoy: Limmy Monaghan grabs the side ropes and leaps himself into the air!! SPRINGBOARD STUNNER BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! THAT’S THE HIGH GROUND!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! HARPER LEE RELEASES HER HOLD ON MARK MACIAS IN TIME TO CONNECT WITH A DROPKICK TO THE ABDOMEN OF LIMMY MONAGHAN JUST AS HE WAS COMING DOWN FOR THAT STUNNER!!! LIMMY, MARK, AND HARPER LEE ARE ALL DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!
Jake Mercer: This would be the perfect opportunity for Harper Lee to tag in Sarah Price! Harper has been in this match for quite some time while Limmy and Mark have been able to not only tag themselves in multiple times, but they’ve also been able to team up on the exhausted Harper!!
Stew-O: And Harper knows this, as she’s crawling her way over to her team’s corner! She’s reaching her arm out trying to make the tag to Sarah Price!! Meanwhile, Mark Macias rolls under the bottom rope as he leans up against the ring apron at ringside. Limmy Monaghan sees what Harper is doing, and he forces himself up to his feet!! Harper is still crawling towards Sarah, but Limmy walks over to her and grabs her by the ankle!!! AND HARPER LEE LEAPS TOWARDS THE CORNER AND TAGS SARAH PRICE!!!
(TAG)
Flannery McCoy: And the champion makes her way into the ring!! Sarah charges at Limmy Monaghan with a running lariat!! It connects as Limmy instantly pops back up to his feet! Sarah continues to run to the far ropes, she bounces back.. FLOAT OVER NECKBREAKER BY SARAH PRICE!!! LIMMY HITS THE CANVAS WITH THE BACK OF HIS HEAD HARD!!! Limmy clutches at his head in pain, as Sarah Price walks over to a neutral corner! Sarah is staring down her opponent, as he slowly gets up to his feet. Sarah charges in… ENCHANTMENT BREAKER!!! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD BY SARAH PRICE!! IT CONNECTS AS LIMMY FALLS BACK AGAINST THE SIDE ROPES!! He groggily bounces back, as Sarah kicks him in the stomach!!! DANCE WITH THE PRINCESS!!! FRONT FACELOCK CUTTER CONNECTS FROM SARAH PRICE!!!
Stew-O: Sarah is on a roll right now, as she looks up at the top rope! She goes over to her teams corner and climbs up onto the top turnbuckle!! She sets herself up..
Flannery McCoy: BUT LOOK!! IT’S MARK MACIAS ON THE OUTSIDE!! He’s walked around the ring and towards the opposing teams corner and he’s yelling out to Sarah Price! He’s trying to distract her so that she doesn’t go for her finishing maneuver!!
Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK FROM THE RING APRON IT’S HARPER LEE!! SHE GOES FOR A DIVING CROSSBODY ONTO MARK MACIAS AT RINGSIDE!!!!
Stew-O: And back in the ring, Sarah Price is still set up on the top rope!! She turns around and faces the arena… HAPPY ENDING!!! MOONSAULT BY SARAH PRICE ONTO LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!! IT CONNECTS AND SARAH PRICE HOOKS THE LEGS!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Land of the Innocent” By Feathers hits, as Sarah Price gets up to her feet and the referee raises her hand. The crowd goes wild for Sarah and Harper Lee)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners.. THE TEAM OF EAW SPECIALISTS CHAMPION, SARAH PRICE AND HARPER LEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: What an incredible tag team match on Friday Night Dynasty!
Stew-O: That’s for sure! But where’s Harper Lee? She’s not in the ring with Sarah Price!
Jake Mercer: Probably watching some My Hero Academia.
Stew-O: No!! look to your left! She’s grabbed herself an EAW Microphone!!
(Harper Lee is seen on the screen as she stands at ringside with a mic in her hand. Sarah Price is still celebrating the victory in the ring unaware of where Harper Lee is. Eventually the music cuts as Sarah looks confused then notices Harper at ringside. Harper then grabs the Specialists Championship and slides into the ring with the belt in one hand and the microphone in the other)
Harper Lee: Don’t think that everyone is scared to step up Sarah. You gave me an opportunity of a lifetime by allowing me to be inserted into the Specialists Scramble match at Pain for Pride, and although I performed pretty well, I still think there is more for me to prove as a member of this Specialists Division.. And one thing that I want to prove is that I’m not only worthy to compete for the title, but that I can beat you for it. I didn’t come out to the ring earlier in response to your open challenge because I felt like it was unnecessary since I knew I was going to see you in the ring anyways. But I’ll tell you right now, I want you to keep this belt warm for me, because I’m coming for it!
(Harper Lee presses the Specialists Championship against Sarah’s chest as Sarah grabs it from her. Harper then walks right past the champion, rolls under the bottom rope, down to the ringside floor, and begins to walk backwards up the ramp as both her and Price stare one another down. Harper begins to outline a championship around her waist with her hands as Sarah looks at Harper Lee with a determined look on her face)
Flannery McCoy: Wow! The future is looking bright on Dynasty as we have just found out that Sarah’s open challenge was accepted by Harper Lee!! These two women will fight for the Specialists Championship, and that’s going to be a good one!
Stew-O: Most definitely! This will be a great matchup that I’m sure many people will be looking forward to! I can’t wait to see how it all goes down!!!
(Harper Lee is seen at the top of the stage as her and Sarah Price stare each other down. Again, Harper outlines a championship around her waist, but this time Sarah responds by patting the belt that rests on her shoulder, mouthing the words “It’s going nowhere”. The screen then fades to black)
(Camera pans to backstage. Michael Belfort is standing in the designated interview portion of the arena with a big grin on his face)
Michael Belfort: With Pain For Pride season behind us, we all look toward the future and ponder what’s to come. For some Pain For Pride left more questions than answers, and none more than my guest at this moment, Jalyn Garcia.
(Jalyn walks into frame with a slightly disappointed yet determined expression on his face)
Michael Belfort: Now Jalyn, at Pain For Pride, the absolute pinnacle of Wrestling, you were unable to successfully defend the New Breed Championship. I know you must feel horrible; but I would like to know, do you know what’s next for “Wildheart” Jalyn Garcia?
Jalyn: Absolutely.. You know Michael, Pain For Pride I went into that night without a shadow of a doubt that I would once again successfully defend the New Breed Championship, and continue on my path of success. Unfortunately it didn’t go my way; I dwelled on it, and I came to a realization. That title, though great for my career, just began to be a weight bound to my ankles. I can wallow in self pity; I can say woe is me, but what’s that going to really do? In this business it’s all about progression; and staying under the umbrella of New Breed Champion would only put a damper on what could be a fruitful career. Was it a bitter pill to swallow at Pain For Pride? Of course; but I can’t grow without failure. I can’t achieve my ultimate success without having those set backs. In the grand scheme of things, I never needed that title to begin with. I was a made man before I even signed with EAW, and the only confirmation that title brought was confirmation for others, not for me. I know who I am. I was a leech draining the division dry of competitors as I held an iron grip upon it’s throat. Had I continued to move at the pace that I was there wouldn’t even be a New Breed division to even compete in anymore. So I don’t see losing that tile as a detriment to my career; or a death sentence from which I cannot come back. I see it as more of an opportunity. I see it as a reset, another path has presented itself to me, and I will not stumble at this opportunity. Because at the end of the day that’s all failure is.. Opportunity. The New Breed Championship was never the main goal, nor should it ever have been. So you ask.. What’s next for Jalyn Garcia? I’ll tell you. It’s..
(All of a sudden Jalyns face starts to darken as if the lights in the arena lost power. He looks up, and the camera pans back to reveal Lance Blackfyre, as Michael Belfort tip toes out of frame)
Lance Blackfyre: Well I’ll be damned; how the fuck did my morning shit crawl out the toilet, I thought I flushed you. When I said I was dropping the kids off at the pool I wasn’t lying I guess. I mean look at this little shit are you allowed to be back here alone? who’s your Daddy little man? Is it Jamie O’Hara? Is that why you’re allowed backstage without any credentials? You know it’s very irresponsible to leave a child unattended in such a dangerous place. Pretty shitty parents if you ask me… You know what? I think I actually pieced the mystery together.. Your father is definitely Jamie O’Hara, and seeing how horrible he is with his family, it’s no wonder he lets you do whatever the fuck you want. It must be nice to be a bastard lovechild from Jamie’s cheating. Spoiled little shit.. Hmm oh! Perhaps you’re just a piece of shit that crawled out of Jamie O’Hara’s ass, and that’s why you’re always trying to get yourself right back up there. Unfortunately for you “big guy”, you need more than just a dream to become a professional wrestler; you need to be past puberty, and hit a growth spurt for one.. As a matter of fact, I would challenge you to a match; but there’s a height requirement to wrestle me; sorry you’re out of luck..
(Jalyn just sits back until it seems like Lance is done)
Jalyn: What are you doing? Is this what you’re stooping down to now? Making short jokes? Lance do I have to remind you of how shitty your career has been? Did you watch Pain For Pride? Because I’m fully aware you didn’t even compete in it. So I’m sure you had plenty of time to see what I was up to. That’s the sad part; you’re coming at me with short jokes because that’s all you have. You can’t deny my wrestling ability, but I can deny yours all day long. See while I was defending the New Breed Championship, you weren’t even considered good enough to be in the 24/7 Battle Royal. I walked into Pain For Pride as one of the most successful New Breed Champions ever seen in EAW. But that’s just always going to be the difference between you and I, huh Lance? We can go over the Lance Blackfyre story, but that would be nothing but at tragedy that would bring the whole room down. This is all you have now isn’t it? All talk, and no ability to back it up. Even though you have the body of someone who should be a World Champion; he can’t ever back up what he says. So go ahead and make fun of my height, or my relationship with Jamie.. But while you talk about what you’re going to do; I’m going to actually go do it.
(Lance can be seen getting visibly upset)
Lance: Listen here “Wildfart”.. You little bitch, Jamie isn’t here to hold your hand, none of the Ava sluts are here to hold your hand and give you a good luck rub and tug backstage, like the pedos they are. You’re on Dynasty alone.. I don’t know how they did things over on the piss brand, but on this brand, I’m going to be reigning supreme. I’m not going to take shit from a supposed adult man who could go undercover as a 2nd grader and no one would even question it. Asking for Chocolate Milk and square pizza from the school lunch ladies and shit. You might have had some luck on Voltage, but that’s all it was; just some downright luck. You’re competing against the land of giants now; and you’re just a tiny fish in a giant sea! You might as well call me the Loch Ness Monster in this bitch. Hell call me Cthulhu because I’m going to eat you for dinner..
Jalyn: You can try.
Lance: Listen here “Jack!” Why don’t you crawl back down your beanstalk before you get hurt!
Jalyn: Jack killed the Giant in that story…
Lance: DEPENDS WHAT VERSION YOU READ! You know what! I’m going to make an exception to the rules. The height limit is off the books, you just might get the chance to get to step to me in that ring after all. Just pay attention to my match that’s coming up; because it’s going to be a glimpse into your future.. But don’t worry, I’m sure your pediatrician will give you a lollipop and sticker for being such a good little trooper..
(Lance walks off in a huff, leaving Jalyn there)
Jalyn: Alright, we’ll see about that…
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following Handicap Match is set for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(“Monsters” by Shinedown hits to a mixed reaction.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first weighing in at a combined weight of 451 pounds they are the team of Christian DeMarco and Jason McKormick… THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERS UNION!!!
(Christian DeMarco and Jason McKormick come out to the ring looking confident.)
Jake Mercer: Holy shit these guys are such losers!
Flannery McCoy: Come on Jake they are undefeated as a team!
Jake Mercer: Wait really? But their name is literally calling them that! Why can’t I say it?
Stew-O: Well they certainly have the numbers advantage this week… but will that be enough?!?!?
(“Old Town Road” (Remix) by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus hits to boos from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: And their opponent from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 365 pounds he is “The Land Leviathan” LANCE BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKFYRE!!!!
(Lance Blackfyre is shown coming to the ring threatening fans who cower behind the glass barrier hoping he can’t get to them.)
Flannery McCoy: Getting real shit of Lance’s shit.
Jake Mercer: Man the fuck up Flannery! Lance is keeping these losers in line!
Stew-O: Lance Blackfyre was bullying Jalyn Garcia backstage earlier and honestly he is getting out of hand and someone needs to do something. Dynasty needs to be a positive environment and a safe space where nobody feels threatened.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: We are underway now… Oh shit here comes Big Lance! Blackfyre immediately charging in with a devastating Shoulder Tackle! He sents Christian DeMarco up and over the top rope to the outside! But here comes Jason McKormick… running Superkick to the back of Lance’s head! Lance is shown standing there scratching the back of his head looking like he didn’t even feel it! He turns around and grabs Jason by the hair! He tosses him shoulder first into the turnbuckle… then charges in with a VICIOUS splash! Lance catches him… and places both hands around the neck of Jason McKormick! He is squeezing the life outta this man! He lifts him up… DOUBLE HANDED CHOKESLAM CONNECTS! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Flannery McCoy: But Christian DeMarco makes it back in the ring just in time to break up the cover! Lance looks real mad!
Lance Blackfyre: Oh you want some too?
Jake Mercer: Lance Blackfyre with a Massive Big Boot takes Christian DeMarco’s head off sending him flying back over the top rope once more! Lance has the Loser’s Union shook! Lance now turning around as he runs off the ropes… Running Splash crashes down causing an earthquake as he crushes Jason McKormick! The cover!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: Jason McKormick just barely kicks out! Wait here comes Christian DeMarco!!! He is back in the ring and pounding away at the back of Lance Blackfyre! But Lance shoves him back and he lands throat first on the middle rope! Christian pulls himself up in the corner as Lance moves in and begins to pummel him with lumbering right hands! Christian ducks as Lance punches the turnbuckle instead! Lance holding his hand in pain as Christian DeMarco slaps the shit out of him! But Lance grabs him and pulls him up into a Bearhug! Lance notices Jason is getting back up across the ring. He throws Christian who ragdolls into Jason as both men collapse down to the mat!!! Blackfyre stomps over to his opponents as he grabs McKormick and pulls him up above his head… SIT DOWN POWERBOMB CONNECTS! I FELT THAT IMPACT FLAN! THE COVER BY LANCE! IT’S OVAH!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Christian DeMarco leaps onto the cover to break up the pin! Christian making the save! Christian now off the ropes! He slams into Lance Blackfyre with a Running Clothesline! Lance doesn’t go down! Christian runs the ropes one more time! He leaps up!!! But Lance catches him in mid-air! But Christian twists around and drives Lance head first down into the mat with a Tornado DDT!
Jake Mercer: Christian DeMarco is going in! He refuses to be a loser any longer! BUT HE LOST AT PAIN FOR PRIDE! HAHAHA! HE CAN’T OVERCOME THAT! HE SHOULDN’T EVEN TRY!
Stew-O: Stop it Jake! Christian DeMarco now wraps his arms around the neck of Lance Blackfyre and hooks the arm into a Dragon Sleeper! Lance is fading! Can Christian put him to sleep?!?!? No! LANCE IS GETTING BACK UP!!! BUT ANOTHER TORNADO DDT FROM CHRISTIAN DEMARCO!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: LANCE BLACKFYRE KICKS OUT WITH AUTHORITY! CHRISTIAN DEMARCO SENT FLYING OUT OF THE RING FROM THE FORCE OF HIS KICKOUT AS HE CRASHES BACK FIRST INTO THE GLASS BARRIERS IN FRONT OF THE CROWD OUTSIDE THE RING! HOLY SHIT THAT MAN FLEW LIKE TEN FEET!
Jake Mercer: Big Lance Blackfyre is big mad and he is storming back up to his feet and looking to destroy Jason McKormick! McKormick stirring as Lance charges in and kicks his head in with a running Punt Kick!!!
Lance Blackfyre: Damn you two are even more pathetic than that loser Jalyn! Sad!
Stew-O: Lance Blackfyre drops a big knee to the face of Jason McKormick who is bleeding profusely from the constant damage he has taken! Lance reaches down! NO! JASON OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SMALL PACKAGE! HOLY SHIT!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Lance Blackfyre almost had the match stolen from him! He does not look pleased either! Lance immediately drives his fist down into the bloody face of Jason McKormick who doesn’t look like he can see much of anything with the amount of blood covering his eyes! Christian DeMarco now coming back into the ring… but Lance kicks him off the apron with yet another Big Boot! Lance grabbing Jason now as he clenches his head in his hands and begins squeezing forcing even more blood to come out! He is gonna pop his head like a balloon!
Jake Mercer: EEW GROSS! STOP! I CAN’T WATCH THIS!
Stew-O: Wait Jake look! WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?
Flannery McCoy: IT’S… IT’S JALYN!!!
Jake Mercer: WHAT?!?!?
Stew-O: He clearly didn’t take kindly to the words exchanged earlier because Jalyn Garcia is in the ring and he has a steel chair! Lance takes notice and rushes straight towards Jalyn but Jalyn ducks and Lance turns back around towards him only for Jalyn to throw the chair right towards Lance’s face! Lance catches the chair and BOOM DROP KICK STRAIGHT TO THE CHAIR HITTING THE FACE OF LANCE BLACKFYRE AS HE GOES STUMBLING DOWN TO ONE KNEE!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: This match has been declared a no contest!!!
Jake Mercer: Oh I guess we don’t do straight up disqualifications no more? Cuz I’m pretty sure that this should be a DQ for Lance.
Stew-O: Honestly I have no idea. Sometimes the referee just throws out the match sometimes it is a DQ. Don’t ask me how the rules work. BUT WAIT JALYN NOW SEES AN OPENING AND GRABS THE CHAIR AGAIN AND BASHES IT RIGHT OVER LANCE’S HEAD CONTINUOUSLY AS LANCE IS NOW LAID OUT COLD! THE CHAIR IS STAINED RED FROM JALYN’S ASSAULT BUT THAT IS HOW BULLIES GET HANDLED HERE ON DYNASTY!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think he’s done though… he’s now climbing the top rope and I THINK HE’S GOING FOR IT… THE KINGS REGNUM! IT CONNECTS RIGHT ONTO THE TORSO OF LANCE BLACKFYRE! JALYN JUST SENT A HUGE MESSAGE TONIGHT!
Stew-O: Jalyn Garcia showed just what happens when you fuck with him! This crowd is on their feet cheering him on as he shows that he has the massive balls required to stand up to your bully!
Flannery McCoy: I’m honestly inspired!
Jake Mercer: This is more inspiring than the time I stood up to my bully in 1965. Back then when he tried to take my lunch money and banged my girlfriend under the bleachers I was pretty scared. But you know when I got my family’s lawyers involved he sure didn’t feel like a tough guy anymore!
Stew-O: Well that is something I guess. But Jalyn didn’t need a team of lawyers to stand up to Lance! He is showing he can do it all by himself!
Flannery McCoy: True dat. Also The Losers Union may have gotten their asses handed to them this week but they didn’t technically lose either. They fought through it all and showed they too can stand up even against massive beasts like this Lance guy.
Jake Mercer: Speaking of massive beasts Flannery…
Stew-O: Oh nah we going to a commercial before you finish that sentence.
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the new movie Batman: Make Gotham Great Again in which Batman fights against villains such as animal and environmental rights activists Catwoman and Poison Ivy as well as a Hispanic illegal immigrant named Bane who is bringing drugs and crime to his city. Also featured is the city’s only black man who works behind the scenes to develop his “WayneTech” he uses to do everything Batman is known for but gets no credit for it.)
(Dynasty comes back on air and all is quiet in the arena until ‘Roll With Me’ by Charli XCX plays. The fans in attendance erupt as suddenly out steps Andrea Valentine. The fans are on their feet as Andrea skips on out, wearing a pair of denim jeans, a tank top, and a pair of Adidas tennis shoes. Andrea is waving and smiling as she stands on stage raising one hand in the air before turning her hand into a peace sign. Andrea gives a wink and keeps her peace sign high as she walks down the ramp.)
Stew-O: I may have a debate on my hands, but can anyone REALLY argue against this statement? Andrea Valentine joining Friday Night Dynasty just might be the steal of this year’s draft!
Flannery McCoy: I mean, there are a lot of big names that switched shows. TLA and Kassidy Heart are gone but Charlie Marr and Andrea Valentine are here now.
Jake Mercer: I mean, its a debate that can be had but why don’t we just appreciate this woman joining us and let’s get ready for one of the greatest women’s wrestlers of all time to come and try to become a World Champion once again!
Stew-O: Well said, Jake!
Jake Mercer: I mean, I’ve witnessed Andrea Valentine go from squalor to stardom. A lot of people got familiar with her from her work on Empire and many people witnessed her become the face of Voltage after winning the EAW World Championship at Road to Redemption. The former Openweight and Specialist champion is uniquely one of the most decorated, talented, and STILL underrated wrestlers alive today.
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think I’ve ever agreed with Jake more than I do right now. Wow.
Jake Mercer: YKTV! Also, I’ve watched Andrea go from Drea from the Block in PCW wrestling in backyards for titles made of cardboard to this incredible star she is today. True story,
Flannery McCoy: Oops. The bullshit is coming now.
Jake Mercer: In Perennially Chaotic Wrestling, I watched firsthand Drea from the Block take on 6 other women in a barbed wire bathroom battle royal and exit unscathed!
Flannery McCoy: Oh look, Andrea is in the ring!
(Andrea enters the ring and politely greets Stephie Love before being handed a microphone and waiting for her music to fade out.)
Andrea Valentine: This feels…pretty different I must say.
(Andrea smirks as she looks at her surroundings.)
Andrea Valentine: Last season was purely a rollercoaster ride for me. For you guys as well, but being in that front seat taking life by the horns and living my dream was unimaginable. I don’t want to toot my horn too much but I can’t let this new season come without really reflecting on what season 13 meant to me. With a new season comes new challenges and goals for all of us. Some of you guys may be looking to win that big marquee match while others hope to snatch their first, second, or tenth championship belt. For me, last season saw me reach beyond just the expectations I had for myself but the ones placed upon me by the fans, my peers, and even management. I was trusted to be apart of the now legendary Voltage war games team where three queens beat six of EAW’s best wrestlers ever at Territorial Invasion and made history. I also realized a dream as I won the Extreme elimination chamber match and achieved the pinnacle of this profession when I vanquished Charlie Marr and became EAW World Champion!
(The crowd cheers loudly as Andrea nods in approval.)
Andrea Valentine: To add to it, I became the first ever woman to main event a Pain for Pride show in a non-woman’s division title match. The first time it ever happened but hopefully not the last time. Maybe I’ll do it again this season? Who knows? I was unsuccessful in my title defense but I can’t cry over spilled milk. I was disappointed in myself for coming up short, having my title reign ended by Rex, but that won’t deter me from reaching up high and snatching that brass ring down for myself again. I am still actively hunting after another World championship because wearing that gold is a testament to the hard work and determination I put out each and every night I step in this ring. Whether we have fans or not, I know you all watch this program to see us put our bodies on the line and I promise to always give this sport everything I have until I have nothing left to give. Being World champion is my goal and I wont stop until I can be called one of the best in the world again. Season 13 wasn’t perfect for a lot of others but it was perfect for me. I have never been higher than I was that season and I need another hit just like that one was this season. Nothing can give me greater pleasure than to-
(‘Surfin’ by Kid Cudi and Pharrell plays as the crowd pops again. Out steps Serena Bennett, in her out of ring attire, dripping with jewelry and her blue hair flowing elegantly down her shoulders. Serena poses for the photos before making her way down the ramp and staring down the woman she just interrupted.)
Stew-O: What is this? Looks like Miss Serena Bennett is coming out here to welcome Andrea Valentine to Dynasty!
Flannery McCoy: I do not know if that is good news or bad news for Andrea to be honest. Serena already picked a fight and got herself a title shot against Minerva, I wonder what she would have to say to Andrea Valentine here tonight?
Jake Mercer: She also has a big fish to fry in our main event. Serena takes on The Visual Prophet in a non-title bout that surely should be a highlight on this season’s first episode of Dynasty!
(Serena slides in the ring and circles Andrea as her music plays. Valentine watches her carefully as Serena is give a mic from Stephie Love before her music fades out completely.)
Serena Bennett: SUP, sis?!
Andrea Valentine: Um, nothing much. I was kinda in the middle of something before-
Serena Bennett: Yeah, yeah. I saw you. Trying to look cute and steal more black men from my community wearing those jeans trying to pretend like you some kind of PAWG or some shit.
Andrea Valentine: What?
Serena Bennett: Look, Drea baby, I’m really happy for you. Seriously. You did it big last season. It was a great story to see play out. Voltage had it’s queen and you rocked the show from beginning up until Pain for Pride. Nothing to be shamed about, we got two women who lost to men at the biggest show of the year. It happens. Congrats by the way, first woman to compete in the main event of a World title match for a belt that wasn’t exclusive to the women’s division. Nice ESPN extra ass stat to brag about. But, salute to you for being the first.
Andrea Valentine: Thanks, I guess.
Serena Bennett: Yeah, you was a bad bitch on Voltage. Queen Andrea Valentine, right? That queen shit don’t fly over here though. There is only one queen on Dynasty and she ain’t some lily white, porcelain skinned, pork rind eating, blue eyed devil cac like you. It’s me. Serena fuckin’ Bennett.
Andrea Valentine: Really? Wow.
Serena Bennett: Look, it’s not beef unless you feeling some type of way. It’s just how the natural order of things are going to go on this show this season. Feel me? I mean, we got history boo. Season 12 was a jumpstart for us two. Back when we were on Empire and shit. We had countless matches, right?
Andrea Valentine: Yeah, we sure did.
Serena Bennett: And I won most of them if I remember correctly.
Andrea Valentine: …
Serena Bennett: Look, I’m just stating facts. I got a winning record against you, sis.
Andrea Valentine: How about your record last season? You bringing up season 12 looks very…weak to me. Considering I was and have been easily the more successful of us both. Don’t you agree, Serena?
Serena Bennett: He-he- watch your mouth. You only got over because I got a little off track a bit. The season you had, was the season I was supposed to have…except I would have did it so much better if I was being catered to on Voltage like you did.
Andrea Valentine: Catered to? Did you not see Veena Adams and Charlie Marr try to-
Serena Bennett: Whatever, whatever, don’t nobody wanna hear about that shit here. All I’m saying is I’m going to make your season 13 look like utter dog shit after I take that Universal Women’s championship up off of Minerva at Bloodsport. I’m going to make up a lot of ground that I missed by being off my game last season and remind everybody including you why I am the best in this business.
Andrea Valentine: Is that all you have to say? You interrupted me for that? To promo for Minerva for a match that isn’t even on a Dynasty show?!
Serena Bennett: Nope. I also came out here to issue you a challenge as well.
Andrea Valentine: You must be in a challenging mood lately. First the UWC champ at the draft and now me? Don’t you have another World Champion you have to face tonight?
Serena Bennett: Listen, I just said I’m going to make your season 13 look like dog shit and I meant it. I have a dominating record against you, I won more matches between us than you have, and I need a tune up before I take that belt off that Marylin Manson man-let bitch Minerva. So how about it? Let’s start with Andrea Valentine vs Serena Bennett at Operation: Doomsday?!
Andrea Valentine: Operation: Doomsday huh? Look, I will give you some credit Serena. You were a formidable opponent for me back when we both were on Empire cutting our teeth and trying to prove ourselves to the world. We have had many battles in the past and in those fights you may have the winning record. I can’t dispute that. HOWEVER, that’s old news. This is about now, right? This ain’t about Empire or season 12 or anything of the sorts. I’m better than I have ever been and I know I’m better than you will ever be, Bennett. Based on last season, that isn’t even up for debate to me. You can hype yourself up and these fans into thinking you really are back on your A-game but you can prove it to the world at Operation: Doomsday because I’ll tell you what…I ACCEPT your challenge!
Stew-O: WOAH
Jake Mercer: BOOM BOOM BIG MATCH BEING MADE BABY!
Serena Bennett: Hmm, you sure are confident aren’t you?
Andrea Valentine: I accept your challenge but let me explain why I accept it. Because you being confident has boosted my confidence even more. Especially after seeing you struggle with three other washed up veterans in Cage, Impact, and Chris Elite at Pain for Pride. We both may have lost but at least I was fighting for more than just my pride at Pain for Pride. I was in a World title match with a man who happened to already be one half of the Unified Tag Team titles. I went the distance with a Hall of Famer still in his prime while you struggled to keep up with three Hall of Famers that looked utterly washed up. That’s why I’m confident against you despite you having a winning record against me.
Serena Bennett: That winning record is getting another big fat DUB on top of it come Operation: Doomsday. I know that to be the god’s honest truth, Drea.
Andrea Valentine: The only truth is you may have bit off way more than you can chew, Serena. I’m not a warm up for you before you face Minerva. I’m not here on Dynasty to play gatekeeper for you and whatever goals you have in mind. I’m here to snatch your hopes out the air and snatch any and every opportunity in front of me out the air as well. I’m not some warm up; I’m the real final destination.
Serena Bennett: Speaking of Final Destination, you are going to look like one of the victims from those movies when I’m finished with you…
(Serena walks past Andrea…)
Stew-O: OH! SERENA HITS ANDREA WITH THE MICROPHONE LIKE SHE DID MINERVA!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!!!! NO! SERENA IS BLOCKED AS ANDREA GRABS HER WRIST IN MID AIR!
Jake Mercer: Andrea shoves Serena backwards as Serena stands six feet away! SOCIALLY DISTANCED CROWDS AND COMPETITORS THIS SEASON, FOLKS!
Andrea Valentine: Like I just said…Minerva may be the champ…but I’m the final destination for you, Serena. See you at Operation: Doomsday, “champ”!
(The Charli XCX song “Roll With Me” plays again as Andrea stares down a shocked Serena who attempted to do what she did to Minerva at the draft to Andrea but failed. Andrea exits the ring but walks backwards to keep her eyes locked on Bennett as Serena begins to smile and nod her head.)
Stew-O: Serena went to hit Andrea with the microphone but Valentine was wise and blocked her from doing so!
Flannery McCoy: Serena Bennett is getting really bold this season. First she challenges Minerva for her title at Bloodsport and NOW she challenges the former EAW World Champion Andrea Valentine to a match at Operation: Doomsday. Safe to say Bennett is booked and busy so far in season 14!
Jake Mercer: Well, if she really wants to be the queen this season on Dynasty, what better way to do that by beating two of the best women in EAW? BACK TO BACK LIKE DRAKE!
(We fade out as we see Serena mouthing words to Andrea as Valentine nods back at her.)
(A replay of Jalyn’s confrontation with Lance Blackfyre and Jalyn’s eventual attack plays)
(“Tougher Colder Killer” by El-P featuring Killer Mike & Despot hits, as Lethal Consequences steps out onto the stage. The crowd gives him a loud reaction of filled with boos. Lethal Consequences brushes off the reaction however, and keeps a focused look on his face as he makes his way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for one fall!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first! From Oakland, California.. Weighing in at 230lbs.. He is the INEVITABLE!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!
Stew-O: And here’s Lethal Consequences! The last time we saw Lethal Consequences was back at Pain for Pride where he took out TLA.
Jake Mercer: Ahem..
Stew-O: With the assistance of Jake Mercer..
Jake Mercer: Keep going..
Stew-O: I’m not going to say it..
Jake Mercer: Say it!
Flannery McCoy: Say what?
Jake Mercer: That I am the greatest commentator of all time because I made sure the right man won that match.
Flannery McCoy: Why would he say that?
Jake Mercer: Because it’s true.
Flannery McCoy: Nothing you say is ever true. You saying that it’s true is actually one of the worst takes I’ve heard. Do you hang out with Ronan Malosi a lot?
Jake Mercer: No, but-
Stew-O: But what matters is that Lethal Consequences is here ready to take on Season 14 as a member of the Dynasty brand once again. Lethal Consequences is more focused on getting everything that he wants this season. There’s more of an edge to him now. No more warm welcomes. This man means business. This man is so serious he’s cut off his flowing hair and went straight to the point with his new hairstyle.
Jake Mercer: Hair style? There’s no more hair to style Stewart. And you all say that I don’t speak truth..
(“Martyr (waves)” by Polaris hits, as Jalyn Garcia steps out onto the stage. The fans go wild for the Wildheart, as a smile is seen on his face. Lethal Consequences is seen pacing back and forth in the center of the ring as Garcia stares at him and makes his way down to the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent.. From Sacramento, California.. Weighing in at 150lbs.. He is THE WILDHEART!!!! JALYN GARCIA!!!!!
Stew-O: Jalyn Garcia just made a huge statement earlier tonight taking out Lance Blackfyre in the fashion that he did. If he is capable of slaying a giant in that fashion then I am ready to see what he has in store for a Hall of Famer like LC! He is one of the impressive talents that got drafted to Dynasty last week. He was a member of Voltage where he held the New Breed Championship from the Grand Rampage all the way up until Pain for Pride where he lost the title to Showdown’s Bronson Daniels.
Jake Mercer: Well that was certainly an impressive beatdown, but what would have been even more impressive is a damn win at Pain for Pride! We could have had the New Breed Championship back on Dynasty, but Jalyn couldn’t get the job done. He’s already starting off on a bad note for me this season. I want all the titles here on Dynasty!
Flannery McCoy: For you that may be a problem, but for Jalyn? I don’t think he cares too much about losing the New Breed Championship. He’s stated earlier this week that he feels like he finally has all of the weight has come off of him and that he feels free from the limits that the Championship has placed onto him. Losing the New Breed Championship may have been one of the best things for Jalyn heading into Season 14 because now he can really establish himself and go after whatever goal he desires without constantly having that target on his back. It will be awesome to see how Jalyn matches up against one of the best Dynasty talents that we have seen in Lethal Consequences!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell and these two Elitists start this match up by locking up in the center of the ring! Lethal Consequences gets the early advantage by using his weight to force Jalyn down onto one knee. Lethal then switches up and places both hands onto Jalyn’s left wrist! Lethal then rotates his body all the way around with this wrist lock as Jalyn’s left arm is rotated forwards. Lethal Consequences then releases Jalyn wrist with his right hand while keeping his grip with his left.. AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DROPS A PIERCING RIGHT ELBOW ONTO THE ROTATED ARM OF JALYN GARCIA!!!
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences releases the arm of Jalyn, as Jalyn begins to shake out his left arm. Lethal now runs to the far ropes! He bounces back.. RUNNING LARIAT BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! NO!! JALYN REVERSES IT WITH AN ARM DRAG!!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences hits the canvas hard, but quickly pops back up to his feet. He charges in at Jalyn once more, but AGAIN IT’S JALYN WITH ANOTHER ARM DRAG!!!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences gets up to his feet again, but this time he is met by a kick to the stomach by Jalyn Garcia! Jalyn pulls Lethal Consequences in as he locks in a front facelock! Jalyn goes for a Snap DDT!!! NO!! Lethal Consequences drives Jalyn back against the corner turnbuckles with what looks like a move similar to a spinebuster!! Jalyn Garcia is up against the corner as Lethal stays low and grabs onto the middle ropes on both sides of the turnbuckle.. AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO THE ABDOMEN OF JALYN GARCIA IN THE CORNER!!! AGAIN!! AND AGAIN!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS CONTINUOUSLY DRIVING HIS SHOULDER INTO THE STOMACH OF JALYN GARCIA!!! The referee begins to count as he’s trying to separate Lethal Consequences and Jalyn Garcia from each other in the corner!!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Fi-
Flannery McCoy: And Lethal Consequences backs out of the corner with his hands in the air to break the count and to prevent himself from getting disqualified. Jalyn grabs at his stomach in pain and slowly steps out of the corner.. BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CONNECTS WITH A POWERFUL EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT SENDS JALYN RIGHT BACK INTO THE CORNER!!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences now drops down once again and begins to drive his shoulder into the abdomen of Jalyn Garcia once more!! This time Lethal stops before the referee can start a count and connects with a strong forearm strike onto the top of the head of Jalyn! Lethal backs out of the corner as Jalyn stumbles his way!! And Lethal Consequences kicks Jalyn Garcia in the stomach! He turns around… DEAD EXECUTIVE!!! STUNNER BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! Jalyn Garcia shoves Lethal Consequences off of him just in time as LC lands flat on his butt right on the canvas of the ring! Lethal slowly gets back up to his feet and turns around to face Jalyn Garcia! BUT JALYN MEETS HIM WITH A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE LEG!!! Jalyn grabs Lethal Consequences by the wrist and turns towards the ring ropes!! He leaps.. SPRINGBOARD ARMDRAG BY JALYN GARCIA SENDS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!
Stew-O: Jalyn Garcia gets up to his feet as Lethal Consequences slowly makes it to his hands and knees! Jalyn begins to run towards the far ropes! He bounces back as LC stands up!! RUNNING BICYLE KNEE BY JALYN GARCIA!!! IT CONNECTS!! Lethal Consequences stumbles on his feet as Jalyn gets behind him! HALF AND HALF SUPLEX BY JALYN GARCIA!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS TOO HEAVY FOR JALYN TO LIFT HIM UP!! DEAD EXEUTIVE BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! Jalyn couldn’t lift LC up in time, as Lethal used the position he was in to connect with a stunner on the Wildheart!!! Jalyn is standing groggily in the center of the ring! He’s barely able to stand as LC steps up to him!! STEP UP ENZUIGIRI BY BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CONNECTS AS JALYN GARCIA FALLS OVER TO THE SIDE ROPES!!!
Jake Mercer: LOOK AT THE POSITION JALYN IS IN!! HIS HEAD AND ARMS ARE HANGING OVER THAT MIDDLE ROPE!! We’ve seen what happens when LC gets his opponents in this position, and I don’t think it will be any different in this match!! Lethal Consequences runs to the far ropes! He bounces back towards Jalyn Garcia!!! 6!!!! 1!!!!! 9!!! BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!
Stew-O: BUT JALYN DUCKS HIS HEAD AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GOES FLYING RIGHT OVER HIM AND LANDS BACK IN THE INSIDE OF THE RING!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jalyn is trying to get up to his feet as he uses the ropes for assistance, BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CONNECTS WITH A POWERFUL KICK TO THE STOMACH OF JALYN THAT DROPS HIM DOWN TO HIS HANDS AND KNEES!!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences grabs a hold of Jalyn’s hair as he brings him up to his feet! KNIFE EDGED CHOP TO THE CHEST BY LC!! ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! Lethal Consequences now runs to the far ropes! He bounces back!!! ROLLING WHEEL KICK BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! JALYN GARCIA STEPS OUT OF THE WAY AS LC LANDS ON HIS BUTT IN FRONT OF HIM!! Jalyn runs to the ropes behind him as LC stands back up! Jalyn bounces back.. SATELITTE DDT BY JALYN GARCIA!!! IT CONNECTS AS JALYN USES THE HIGH FLYING MANEUVER TO PLANT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HEAD RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!! Jalyn quickly gets back up to his feet and drops his knee right onto the top of LC’s head!!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences clutches at his head in pain, as Jalyn Garcia gets up to his feet. Jalyn now begins to stomp down onto the arms and legs of LC before brushing the hair back from off of his face! Jalyn now looks up at the top rope, as he begins to make his way over to the corner. LC is slowly getting up onto his hands and knees, then again up to his feet..
Stew-O: BUT LOOK AT JALYN GARCIA!! THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT HE WANTS AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR.. SPRINGBOARD TORNILLO BY JALYN GARCIA CONNECTS RIGHT ONTO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!! Jalyn pops back up to his feet as Lethal Consequences follows right after, BUT IS MET BY A DROPKICK BY JALYN THAT SENDS HIM BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! Jalyn again gets back up to his feet, as Lethal Consequences struggles his way up to his own!! Jalyn runs over to the side ropes and leaps!!! SPRINGBOARD PATADA GRIO KICK BY JALYN GARCIA CATCHES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE!! LC drops down to one knee as he is seeing stars right now! Jalyn runs to the ropes!! He bounces back!! AND JALYN GARCIA CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AS LC DROPS FLAT ONTO HIS BACK ON THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! THIS CROWD IS GOING WILD FOR THE WILDHEART!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jalyn looks down at Lethal Consequences who is laying flat on his back in the center of the ring! Jalyn goes over to the corner and begins to climb up onto the top rope!! He’s looking down at LC!! NATURAL INSTINCTS BY JALYN GARCIA!!!! THE FROG SPLASH CONNECTS AND HE HOOKS THE LEGS OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THRE-
Stew-O: BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MANAGES TO GET HIS SHOULDER UP!!!
Jake Mercer: Jalyn gets back on the attack though, as he stands up and begins to stomp down onto the stomach of LC! Lethal rolls onto his hands and knees, but is quickly kicked in the stomach by Jalyn Garcia! That last shot forced LC to retreat back into a seated position in the corner against the bottom turnbuckles!
Stew-O: Jalyn Garcia sees this as he runs to the opposite corner! He bounces off of the turnbuckles and charges in on LC!!! HESITATION DROPKICK BY JALYN GARCIA!!! IT CONNECTS AS JALYN DRIVES HIS BOOTS RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCSES!! Jalyn grabs LC and pulls him away from the ropes before going for the pin!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: AND AGAIN LETHAL CONSEQUENCE WITH THE KICKOUT!!
Jake Mercer: Jalyn Garcia gets back up to his feet as he reaches down and grabs LC by the head! Jalyn brings Lethal up to his feet before connecting with a kick to the side of the calf!! Lethal reaches down and grabs his calf, but Jalyn quickly kicks LC in the stomach and turns him around before positioning him in an inverted facelock!! Jalyn is setting up for his SHOCK N AWE!!! HE GOES FOR IT!!!
Stew-O: BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SPINS OUT OF THE MOVE AND STAYS ON HIS FEET!! RUNNING LARIAT BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! JALYN GARCIA GRABS THE ROPES BEHIND HIM AND PULLS THEM DOWN AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GOES OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!
Stew-O: Jalyn Garcia is really bringing a fight to the Hall of Famer as he steps through the ring ropes and onto the ring apron! He looks over at Lethal Consequences then turns towards the ring!! LC slowly works his way up onto his knees then up to his feet!! AND JALYN GOES FOR A TRIANGLE MOONSAULT ONTO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CATCHES ALL 150LBS OF JALYN GARCIA AS GARCIA LANDS UPSIDE DOWN ONTO LC’S SHOULDER!! AND LC SLAMS JALYN GARCIA UP AGAINST THE RING APRON THEN DROPS HIM DOWN ONTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!
Referee: One.. Two..
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences now reaches down and grabs Jalyn by the hair! Jalyn is in tremendous pain as he clutches at his lower back after being slammed against the edge of the ring apron moments ago!! LC has Jalyn up to his feet then quickly lifts him up into a bearhug-like position!!! AND LC RUNS FULL SPEED INTO THE BARRICADE AND PLEXIGLASS SURROUNDING THE RING!!! JALYN SCREAMS IN PAIN, BUT LC KEEPS A TIGHT GRIP ON HIM!! Lethal now turns around and CHARGES RIGHT AT THE EDGE OF THE RING APRON ONCE MORE AS HE SLAMS JALYN GARCIA BACK FIRST AGAINST EDGE OF THE RING APRON!!! Jalyn again yelps in pain, as LC keeps him in this bearhug hold! LC then turns around with Jalyn in his arms.. LOWDOWN!!!! SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE HARD RINGSIDE FLOOR BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! THE SOUND OF JALYN’S BACK SMACKING AGAINST THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR IS HEARD THROUGHOUT THE PERFORMANCE CENTER!!!
Referee: Three.. Four.. Five.. Six..
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences gets up to his feet as he steps over the body of Jalyn Garcia and slaps him across the face!! Again another slap by LC, this time from the other hand onto the other cheek of Jalyn!! It’s as if Lethal is toying with his opponent now that he is in control!! Lethal Consequences now grabs Jalyn by the hair and brings him up to his feet! Jalyn is standing limp as he is obviously feeling a lot of pain in his lower back!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DOESN’T CARE AS HE SLAMS JALYN’S HEAD UP AGAINST THE EDGE OF THE RING!!! Lethal then grabs Jalyn by the hair and tights then slides him into the ring! LC then slides himself in and goes for the pin!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! JALYN GETS HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! Lethal Consequences sees this and he isn’t too happy!! LC gets up to his feet and quickly drags Jalyn Garcia towards the center of the ring before dropping down for the pin once more!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: BUT JALYN GARCIA KICKS OUT!!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences gets right back up to his feet, as he marches his way over to the corner! Lethal Consequences now begins to rip the top turnbuckle padding off as the referee runs up to him and tries to stop him!!
Flannery McCoy: It doesn’t look like Lethal Consequences is listening to the referee though, as he rips the turnbuckle padding right off!!
Jake Mercer: And now the referee is getting in Lethal’s face as he is pissed at the fact that he has to somehow fix that corner turnbuckle!! Lethal Consequences turns around and reaches down to grab Jalyn as the referee tries to fix that corner turnbuckle! LC has Jalyn up to his feet and kicks him in the stomach! NO!! Jalyn Garcia catches the leg and tosses it to the canvas! LC stumbles on his feet as Jalyn kicks him in the abdomen.. SNAP DDT BY JALYN GARCIA!!!!
Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS DOWN ON THE CANVAS!! JALYN GARCIA NEEDS TO CAPITOLIZE RIGHT HERE!!! JALYN IS CRAWLING HIS WAY OVER TO AN EMPTY CORNER!!! The referee is still attending to that exposed turnbuckle as he nearly has it padded again!! Jalyn now is in the corner as he reaches up and uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet! Jalyn now climbs up! He’s making it up to the top turnbuckle as he faces the fans in the arena! They all know what’s coming next!! He’s going for the KINGS REGNUM!!! THE PHOENIX SPLASH!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LOOK!! IT’S LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! HE CHARGES IN AT JALYN STANDING IN THE CORNER.. NO CAL!!!! HE JUST CONNECTED A PUNCH TO THE CROTCH FROM BEHIND JALYN GARCIA!!
Jake Mercer: NO CAL BUT ALL SACK AS JALYN DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! He manages to stay on his feet, but he’s clutching at the family jewels in pain!!!
Stew-O: BUT LOOK!!! Lethal Consequences runs to the ropes! He bounces back!!! LCR!!!! THE BACK ELBOW CONNECTS RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE OF JALYN GARCIA AS HE DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!!! LC HOOKS THE LEGS AS THE REFEREE JUST FINISHED PUTTING THE PADDING ON THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE AND BEGINS TO COUNT!!!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Tougher Colder Killer” by El-P featuring Killer Mike & Despot hits as the crowd boos loudly. Lethal Consequences rises up to his feet and gets his hand raised in the air by the referee.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. THE INEVITABLE!!!!! LETHAL!!!!! CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: That’s how you do it! That’s how you get the job done! You go and show Jalyn what happens when you step into Dynasty without that New Breed Championship!
Flannery McCoy: You’re still on that?
Stew-O: It’s Jake. What do you expect?
Flannery McCoy: That’s true.
Stew-O: But a huge victory for Lethal Consequences right here over the former New Breed Champion, Jalyn Garcia. This was a fast paced match between two great talents on the Dynasty roster!!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences may have cheated late in this match with the Low Blow, but part of me thinks that was part of his plan the entire time. He doesn’t seem to care about all of the boos that he is receiving from this crowd.
Jake Mercer: Lethal definitely has the in-ring experience to know when to perform cheap tactics like that, and in my opinion, having that kind of experience will take you a long long way in this company. There’s no question as to why Lethal has built himself a Hall of Fame career and is only adding onto it.
Stew-O: Great showing by Jalyn Garcia, but as we’ve stated, Lethal Consequences was the man that got the job done! I can’t wait to see what happens next for these two Dynasty talents!
(Lethal Consequences is seen with both arms in the air as he embraces the boos from the crowd. Lethal then drops his arms and rolls under the bottom rope as he begins to walk right back up the ramp without even acknowledging his fallen opponent, Jalyn Garcia. Meanwhile, Jalyn is still clutching at his groin area as he lays flat on his stomach watching Lethal Consequences walk back up the ramp. Jalyn is seen breathing heavily with his hair covering his face before the screen eventually fades to black.)
(The image fades to one of Kathy Kush, who appears to be backstage at EAW’s performance center. Kathy is wearing a sultry red dress paired with black high heels. Kathy smiles as she begins to speak into the mic in hand.)
Kathy Kush: Welcome back to Friday night Dynasty. Please help me welcome our guest at this time, 9 time World Champion and Hall of Famer, Impact.
(The camera zooms out and shows Impact standing 6 feet apart from Kathy. Impact receives a mixed response from the limited fans in attendance. Impact is wearing street clothes as he appears in not the greatest of moods. Impact side eye’s Kathy as she continues.)
Kathy Kush: Impact, after witnessing EAW’s tremendous success for season 13, what are you most excited for in the anticipated upcoming 14th season?
Impact: Hold on, hold on, hold on. Did you just say that EAW’s season 13 was a “tremendous success”? I’m wondering whether we were both watching the same program because what I saw with my own two eyes was anything OTHER than that. Kathy, if you can use that small, pathetic pea-size woman brain of yours and think back to the beginning of Season 13, it was indeed great! I won the EAW World Heavyweight Championship at Pain for Pride 12, defeating and completely immobilizing that pathetic swine lover who I won’t even bother to mention by name. With my beautiful championship in hand, I was taking EAW on a path of greatness. It wasn’t until TLA reared his ugly head where everything started to go downhill. I was screwed by EAW management three months into my reign so this moron can have the pity party he so desperately pleaded for. After EAW basically handed him the championship so he could stop bitching about his mediocre career, he went ahead and embarrassingly lost it to one of the weirdest Elitists of all time, Joel Osteen wanna-be Drake King. And if you thought that was bad, do you want to know how this shitshow of a season finished off? We now have the sexual predator, The Visual Prophet, as the face of this company as he gyrates his large glutes making a complete mockery out of the championship that I worked so hard to make legitimate. But how can I stand here and say that I didn’t expect this from the people running the show behind the scenes? It’s clear that EAW’s corporate favorites, or how I like to call them, Johnny Come Lately’s, like Visual Prophet, Drake King, Xander Payne, Serena Bennett, Sarah Price, and Charlie Marr are constantly shoved down our throats on a daily fucking basis. Being rewarded by winning titles and top tier matches when they’re fucking nobodies. A bunch of ego-driven weaklings who think it’s OK to constantly drag Impact’s name through the dirt as if they have seemingly forgotten who the fuck I am.
Kathy Kush: Strong words, Impact, but would someone like Charlie Marr be considered ‘Johnny Come Lately” even though he’s been here for a handful of years?
Impact: Sure, maybe some people like Charlie Marr or Xander Payne have been here for a few years slowly building their (Impact chuckles) “legacy” but they’re still Johnny Come Lately’s compared to me. I’ve been changing the culture within this company for 10 years and then some. And even after carrying EAW on my back for all of those years, I still don’t get the respect I deserve. Wow, how disappointing. Someone of my tier should be winning championships by the fucking second. Not facing stupid whores like Serena Bennett. By the way, who thought it was a great idea to put the 9 time World Champion in a meaningless fatal four-way against someone who has the record as the shortest reigning champion in EAW history, someone who I beat a few FPV’s prior, and someone who couldn’t beat the weak Kassidy Heart for the National Elite title? It’s exhausting taking care of talent who still need to have their hands held when it comes to big matches. I’m too valuable to be placed in these useless intergender matches that do nothing for my career. Kathy, I want to face the best of the best. No exceptions, what so ever–
???: Pack it up, old man.
(Both Impact and Kathy turn their heads to the right as Charlie Marr walks into frame. Kathy back away as a serious Charlie walks face-to-face with Impact.)
Impact: That’s kind of funny coming from you considering that you look older than me. :mjgrin:
Charlie Marr: Funny. How many times do we have to sit through one of these Impact rants where he promises EAW the world but ends up disappointing every single time? Let’s face it, EAW has given up on you. They’re tired of being let down by someone who constantly talks up this big game but ends up barely surviving by the end of the night. You’ve been dragging your feet for the longest time, and I think this is just a sign that your time is up. I mean God, look at you Impact! You’re old, out-of-shape, and you just don’t have the talent and abilities you had a few years back. You’ve lost your touch.
Impact: Just as a reminder, I could still run laps around your stupid ass in my current “disappointing shape”. I am not the problem, Marr, you are. People like you who get special treatment because it’s clear that there is an underlying bias with some Elitists.
Charlie Marr: Enough with the conspiracies. Enough with the excuses. I’m tired of you constantly standing on your soapbox acting as if the world owes you something.
Impact: I was the inspiration and the reason why so many Elitists, probably including yourself, got into wrestling in the first place. You’re wrong about one thing, though, the world DOES owe me everything. After all of the sacrifices I’ve had to make within my career to turn EAW from a shabby amateur wrestling promotion to conglomerate money-making machine I expect to be treated like a goddamn king.
Charlie Marr: Nah, Impact, that’s where you’re wrong. You’ve been sitting at the table for too long, you’ve already had enough to eat. Let me make this real clear for you – You have two choices: You either retire willingly or I’m going to force you to do it. You decide what pathway you want to take.
(Charlie slowly distances himself from Impact as he flashes a grimacing grin. He exits the area as he leaves a furious Impact alone in the frame. The image fades back to the arena.)
(“Father Stretch My Hands. Pt. 1” by Kanye West hits as Charlie Marr walks out on the stage, he is heavily booed by the crowd despite his attempts at wanting to better himself. He takes a deep breath before walking down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL! INTRODUCING FIRST….FROM JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI….WEIGHING IN AT 240 POUNDS…CCCHHHARRRRLLLIIEEEE MMMAAARRRRR!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes one of Friday nights biggest acquisitions. He had a rough last stretch of a season including losing at Pain for Pride, but there’s no denying he was one of the faces of that Voltage brand. He bounced back in a huge way defeating Chris Elite at the Draft show. Charlie looks to rule Dynasty the same way he did Voltage and he can take a massive step tonight in defeating a 9 time World Champion.
Flannery McCoy: He’s also has went on to state he’s changing his ways, which is very hard to believe. It’s possible but I’ll believe it when I see it.
(“I Gave You Power” by Nas hits as Impact walks out to more boos from the crowd. He scans the crowd before walking down to the ring, with him and Charlie not taking their eyes off one another.)
Jake Mercer: :blessed: Dynasty is still home to the IMPACT ZONE!! The White Mamba is Dynasty royalty and I’m glad he’s staying aboard.
Stew-O: Indeed, Impact is staying put on Dynasty, Impact came up short in the dream fatal four way at Pain for Pride but he still killed it all year with his consistency. He was one of Dynasty top stars all year around and I expect it to be nothing different this season! He’s got his work cut out for him tonight in one of EAW’s fastest rising stars, Charlie Marr. But he;s a nine time World Champion and Hall of Famer for a reason, I know he’s ready for anything!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And this one is underway! Both Charlie and Impact hold up their hand to test one another’s strength, not for long as both men lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up! Neither men can get the edge on one another off the bat, and both men release and start at square one. Impact now poses in front of Charlie, almost daring him to do something about it!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie goes for a clothesline, but Impact ducks, knife edge chop from Impact! Another knife edge chop connects! Impact has Charlie corner now and Impact continues with the knife edge chops! Impact lifts the upper part of Charlie’s body up against the corner, and Impact now connects with several shoulder thrusts to the midsection of Charlie in the corner! Impact grabs Charlie by the arm and goes for the irish whip to the opposite corner but Charlie reverses it and sends Impact to the turnbuckle but Impact leaps as Charlie runs underneath him! Charlie turns around and runs at Impact but Impact catches Charlie with a high hip toss, and Charlie rolls out of the ring to rethink some strategy in the early goings of this matchup! Impact is schooling Charlie thus far!
Jake Mercer: Charlie seems in no rush to get back in the ring, and Impact is giving Charlie all the space in the world to do so. Charlie slowly climbs up the apron, making sure Impact is backed up as he makes his way back in the ring. Impact has a sly smile on his face as Charlie carefully steps through the ropes back inside the ring. Both men make the way to the center of the ring once more, and Charlie goes underneath and has Impact by the waist facing his back, and Charlie lifts Impact as high as he can and slams him stomach first onto the mat and Charlie transitions that into a headlock! Charlie is applying serious pressure on the headlock as Impact is seated trying to make it back to a vertical base, and Impact manages to get to one knee! Impact throws an elbow to the midsection of Charlie. and he throws another one causing Charlie to let go of the headlock, Impact pushes Charlie off him to the ropes and Charlie bounces off the ropes and Impact responds by running at Charlie and clotheslining him over the top rope! Impact looks at Charlie before running to the ropes and runs full steam and connects with a suicide dive to Charlie on the outside driving Charlie back into the plexiglass!
Flannery McCoy: Impact continues his attack on the offense as he connects with a few right hands to the head of Charlie as Charlie is leaned up against the barricade! Impact then picks up Charlie for what looks like a back suplex, and he drops Charlie back first onto the barricade! Charlie is screaming in pain as Impact then grabs him by the head to get him back in the ring, BUT CHARLIE CHANGES THE TIDES AND GRABS IMPACT BY THE HEAD AND THROWS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! Charlie threw him into those steps with lots of anger in it! Charlie walks over to Impact and grabs him by the head ans slams him face first off the steps! Charlie now is repeatedly slamming Impact’s face off those steps before throwing him back inside the ring!
Stew-O: Charlie seems to be measuring Impact, Impact turns around and Charlie launches himself but Impact catches Charlie across the face with an elbow! Charlie walks up to Impact and Impact connects with an uppercut driving Charlie backwards! Charlie steps back up to Impact again and Impact DROPS CHARLIE DOWN AND IS GOING FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT! HE CAN’T TURN CHARLIE ON HIS BELLY, AND CHARLIE FLIPS IMPACT FORWARD WITH HIS LEGS FREEING HIMSELF! Both competitors rise up to their feet and charge at one another and Charlie goes for a lariat but Impact ducks and has Charlie by his head, BACKBREAKER AND NECKBREAKER COMBO FROM IMPACT! IMPACT WITH THE FIRST COVER!!
OOOONNNNEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout from Charlie! I think Impact was expecting it as he transitions into a side headlock to a grounded Charlie Marr! Charlie is trying to find some way to free himself as his face seems to be turning a bit red, he reaches out to the rope and grabs it! Charlie is trying to pull himself out of the ring but Impact isn’t letting go! The referee steps in and forces Impact to let go but Impact goes right back on offense as he grabs Charlie by his feet and drags him to the center of the ring but Charlie kicks Impact in the face with his boot! Impact stumbles back and that buys Charlie a small amount of time as he gets up to one knee!
Stew-O: Impact runs in and tried to knee Charlie in the side of his head but Charlie manages to sidestep it, Charlie stands and throws a vicious forearm to the back of Impact’s head! Charlie is lying in wait now as Impact turns around and CHARLIE GOES FOR “THE HEADMASTER RITUAL”!! BUT IMPACT COUNTERED IT IN MID AIR INTO A DDT! Impact crawls away and he sits in the corner for a moment before pulling himself up, he runs to the ropes….FLIGHT SIGHTS FROM IMPACT!! BUT NO CHARLIE MAR GOT THE KNEES UP!
Jake Mercer: CHARLIE MARR FOLLOWS THAT UP AND LOCKS IMPACT IN THE TRANQUILITY!! THE REAR NAKED CHOKE HOLD IS APPLIED! IS IMPACT GONNA FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS?! Impact sees the ropes a few feet away and he’s trying to drag Charlie but Charlie isn’t letting up! IMPACT IS STILL FIGHTING REFUSING TO LET THIS MATCH SLIP! IMPACT IS CLOSER TO THE ROPES NOW–AND IMPACT GRABS THE ROPES! BUT OH NO! Charlie immediately gets up and picks Impact up off the mat and hooks both of his arms…..THE QUEEN IS DEA–NO!! IMPACT TWIRLS OUT OF IT AND CONNECTS WITH AN ENZIGUIRI TO THE HEAD OF CHARLIE! AND IMPACT NOW FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST KNOCKING CHARLIE DOWN TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: Impact stumbles and leans himself in the corner to catch his breath a little bit. Charlie is starting to stir and Impact runs to the ropes and this time successfully drives his knee into the side of Charlie Marr’s head! Impact runs to the ropes….FLIGHT SIGHTS CONNECTS THIS TIME! IMPACT HIT IT BEAUTIFULLY AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNNNEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOO!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Charlie gets the shoulder up and Impact right away grabs Charlie by the head and picks him up off the mat, Impact throws Charlie’s arm over his shoulder and he attempts a snap suplex! But Charlie is preventing the suplex from happening with his foot, and Charlie now goes for a suplex of his own, but this time it’s Impact who blocks it with his foot! Both men are trying to get the advantage over the other as both men are exchanging shots to the midsection, AND CHARLIE LIFTS UP IMPACT WITH ALL HIS STRENGTH, AND CHARLIE THROWS IMPACT STOMACH FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE! IMPACT IS DANGLING FROM THE TOP ROPE NOW AS CHARLIE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF IMPACT AND IMPACT CRUMBLES TO THE OUTSIDE FLOOR!
Stew-O: Charlie Marr has that trademark sadistic smirk on his face! Charlie now rolls outside of the ring and goes to pick up Impact to get him back inside the ring, BUT IMPACT GRABS CHARLIE BY THE ARM AND PULLS HIM BACK! SENDING HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE BARRICADE! Impact is back up to his feet but he’s a bit dazed, he picks up Charlie and…HE THROWS CHARLIE AS HARD AS HE CAN RUNNING INTO THE PLEXIGLASS! CHARLIE BOUNCES OFF THE PLEXIGLASS AND IMPACT GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND RUNS FULL STEAM ACROSS THE APPOSITE END TO THE TIMEKEEPERS ARENA AND THROWS HIM INTO THE TIMEKEEPER!!
Flannery McCoy: Impact walks over to the timekeepers area and grabs Charlie before dragging him back to the ringside area. Impact rolls Charlie back inside the ring as he climbs up the apron and ascends up the top rope, what in the world is Impact gonna try to do here?! I think Impact is gonna go for a moonsault, and he’s in position–CHARLIE IS UP AND DELIVERS A SHOTS TO IMPACT’S BACK CAUSING HIM TO LOSE HIS BALANCE AND DROP DOWN ON THE TURNBUCKLE! CHARLIE GOES UP TOP NOW WITH IMPACT AND HE’S GONNA TRY GOING FOR A BACK SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!! IMPACT THOUGH IS HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE! IMPACT THROWS DOWN AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF CHARLIE’S NECK, AND THAT WAS ENOUGH FOR CHARLIE TO RELEASE THE GRIP FOR THE BACK SUPLEX! BOTH MEN ARE BATTLING FOR THE EDGE ON THE TOP ROPE NOW!
Jake Mercer: OH SHIT! IMPACT IS THROWING BACK ELBOWS NOW TO THE FACE OF CHARLIE AND CHARLIE IS THROWING FOREARMS TO THE BACK OF IMPACT’S HEAD! THE TWO NOW ARE EXCHANGING SHOTS BACK AND FORTH! Impact throws a headbutt…and another one! Charlie Marr seems to be teetering now on the top rope, AND IMPACT GOES FOR ONE MORE BACK ELBOW, BUT CHARLIE BLOCKED THE ELBOW AND HE GRABS IMPACT BY THE WAIST….HE GERMAN SUPLEXES IMPACT OFF THE TOP ROPE WHILE STILLING HANGING ONTO THE TURNBUCKLE!! IMPACT IS OUT! CHARLIE MARR SEES IMPACT LAID OUT AND HE STANDS FULLY UP ON THE TURNBUCKLE–TTTOOOUUCCCHHH TTTHHHEEE SSSKKKYYYYY!!!!!! THE DIVING FOOT STOMP RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF IMPACT CONNECTS AS CHARLIE NOW HOOKS THE LEG! WHAT A WIN THIS IS GONNA BE!!!
OONNNNEEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHRRREEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: IMPACT MANAGES TO KICK OUT SOMEHOW!!!! THAT’S WHY HE’S A MULTI TIME WORLD CHAMPION AND HALL OF FAMER! Charlie beside himself as he, and I’m sure mostly everyone else thought that was gonna put this match away! Charlie punches the mat in frustration before rising to his feet and reaching down and grabbing Impact and pulling him up by the hair slowly, Charlie is gonna look to put the finishing touches on this and go for The Queen Is Dead….is he gonna do it this time?! NO HE WILL NO! IMPACT WITH THE STRENGTH HE HAS LEFT FIGHTS OUT OF IT AND LEAPS UP AT CHARLIE…AND HE’S GOT THE TRIANGLE CHOKE LOCKED IN! CHARLIE PANICKING TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS BUT HE SEEMS TO BE FADING….AND CHARLIE DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE!
Flannery McCoy: CHARLIE NOW DROPS TO BOTH KNEES! HE’S FADING FAST AS IMPACT APPLIES MORE PRESSURE ON THE TRIANGLE CHOKE! CHARLIE THOUGH IS REFUSING TO GIVE UP HERE AS HE’S STILL FIGHTING WITH WHAT HE’S GOT TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS SUBMISSION, BUT HE’S A VERY LONG WAY FROM THE ROPES SO I DON’T SEE HOW!–OH MY GOD!!!! CHARLIE MARR WITH AN INSANE AMOUNT OF RESILIENCY AND POWER LIFTS UP IMPACT FROM THE MAT WHO STILL HAS THE CHOKE APPLIED AND POWERBOMB HIM TO THE MAT FREEING HIMSELF OF THE CHOKE HOLD! Both of these competitors are once again down in the center of the ring!
Stew-O: Charlie rolls away and distances himself from Impact now, and both men begin to stir on opposite ends of the ring. Charlie is up to his feet and little bit quicker and he runs at Impact who’s leaning in the corner, but Impact counters with a back body drop sending Charlie over the top, but Charlie held on and Impact turns around and walks into a vicious headbutt from Charlie knocking Impact back several steps down to one knee! Charlie takes this opportunity to climb up the top rope next to him, Charlie isn’t really a high flyer but I guess he’s gonna pull out all the stops to achieve victory…CROSSBODY FROM CHARLIE!! BUT IMPACT ROLLS THROUGH AND HE STANDS ON HIS FEET AND HAS CHARLIE BOTH BOTH OF HIS LEGS!! IMPACT’S GOT CHARLIE IN POSITION FOR THE WALLS OF IMPACT!!! CAN HE ROLLS CHARLIE OVER?!?!
Flannery McCoy: YES HE DOES!!! IMPACT HAS THE WALLS OF IMPACT LOCKED IN DEEP! CHARLIE MIGHT HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP AND JUST LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY!! IS CHARLIE GONNA TAP?!!? Charlie begins to panic in the center of the ring as Impact is screaming at the top of his lungs for him to tap!
Impact(no): TAP!! TAP YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!
Stew-O: CHARLIE MARR WITH ONE LAST GASP BEGINS TO DRAG IMPACT’S WEIGHT AND CRAWL TO THE ROPES! HE’S REACHING AS HE’S GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER! CHARLIE REACHES–AND IMPACT DRAGS HIM RIGHT BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! IT’S OVER FOR CHARLIE NOW! IT’S GOTTA BE!! CHARLIE WITH ONE BIG PUSH NOW DRAGS IMPACT AND–CHARLIE GRABS THE ROPES!! WHAT HEART THERE FROM CHARLIE!
Jake Mercer: The White Mamba now is a bit annoyed that didn’t finish Charlie off like it has so many others in his storied career, and Impact grabs both of Charlie’s legs to drag him back to the center of the ring, but Charlie is clutching onto the ropes for dear life refusing to let it happen, and Charlie throws a kick to the right knee of Impact and then kicks him in the face, buying a him a little bit of time! Charlie holds his back in pain as he uses the ropes for leverage to help pull him up as Impact is starting to stir back to his feet as well! RIGHT HAND FROM CHARLIE! KNIFE EDGE CHOP FROM IMPACT! RIGHT HAND! KNIFE EDGE CHOP! KNIFE EDGE CHOP! KNIFE EDGE CHOP! IMPACT SEEMS TO BE GETTING CONTROL BACK NOW AS CHARLIE STUMBLES BACK AGAINST THE ROPES! Impact now goes for the irish whip, but Charlie counters throwing Impact to the ropes and Impact bounces off the ropes and RUNS RIGHT INTO THE HEADMASTER SPIRIT RITUAL SPINEBUSTER!!! CHARLIE FALLS ON IMPACT FOR THE PIN!!
OOOONNNNNEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT ONCE MORE STAYS ALIVE!!! Charlie is getting more frustrated the longer this match goes. Charlie now stands and tries picking up what seems to be the dead weight of Impact at the moment–BUT IMPACT OUT OF NOWHERE THROWS A VICIOUS HEADBUTT! CHARLIE STUMBLES BACK! CHARLIES WALKS RIGHT INTO….THHHEEE FFFISSSTT OOFFF FFUUURRRYYY!!!!! THE KO HOOK FROM IMPACT!
Jake Mercer: OH SHITTTT!! SIDE STEPPED THE HOOK, AND HE THROWS A VICIOUS HEADBUTT OF HIS OWN! IMPACT’S DROPS DOWN TO A KNEE, AND CHARLIE RUNS TO THE ROPES WITH A FULL STEAM OF MOMENTUM AND HITS A BIG BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE OF IMPACT!!! CHARLIE IMMEDIATELY PICKS IMPACT UP AND HOOKS BOTH ARMS—THE QUEEN IS DEAD!!!!!! THE UNDERHOOK DDT CONNECTS!!! CHARLIE HOOKS THE LEG!!!
OOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(“Father Stretch My Hands. Pt. 1” hits as Charlie Marr rolls off Impact. Charlie Marr pulls himself up and gets his hand raised by the referee.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…..CCCHHHHARRRRRLLIIIIEEEE MMMAAARRRRRRR!!!!!
Stew-O: OH MY GOODNESS!!! What a HUGE way to kick off this season for Charlie! In the past two weeks, he’s defeated two former World Champions and two Hall Of Famers…..CLEAN also with no help! Are we gonna start to buy this whole new Charlie Marr thing?!
(Charlie is about to exit the ring, but looks down at Impact, and he picks up Impact and connects with another “The Queen Is Dead.”)
Flannery McCoy: What was that for though?!?! He won the match!
(Charlie has that sadistic smile on his face as he slowly begins picking up Impact once more, but referees and backstage agents run out forcing Charlie to back off. Charlie puts his hands up in defense with a bit of a laughter as he exits the ring.)
(The Dynasty broadcast transitions to the backstage area of the EAW performance center where EAW Hall-of-Famer and Gawd Contract weidler Chris Elite is seen strutting down the halls on his way to the Dynasty General Manager’s office for an impromptu meeting. He’s fully dressed for in-ring competition, as his match against Andrea Valentine is scheduled to begin in just a few minutes. Chris, now reaching the door of StarrStan’s office, enters the room without knocking as the camera follows close behind him.)
(We see StarrStan in the middle of pouring himself a cup of tea with a tray of cookies and a second cup in front of him on the General Manager’s desk. Just as Chris bursts into the room however, he is startled enough to drop the cup on the floor, spilling tea all over the carpet. StarrStan simply raises his eyebrows as he raises his head to watch Chris–who has already taken the liberty of making himself comfortable by sitting behind Starr’s desk, kicking his feet up and knocking over the plate of cookies. StarrStan lets out a deep sigh before he throws on a smile.)
StarrStan: Well, we probably don’t need to eat sweets, anyway. 🗿 Glad to see you could make it, Chris. And thanks for taking the time out before your matchup to come and chat with me–
Chris Elite: :mjpls: Yeah, yeah, what’s good, boss? Fuck you want from me now?
(StarrStan takes a seat in the chair on the opposite side of the GM’s desk, noticeably thrown off by the change in perspective received from watching another man sit in the General Manager’s chair.)
StarrStan: First off, I wanted to congratulate you for a well-deserved, hard fought victory at Pain for Pride. I was impressed, to say the very least. Made me proud to be the GM behind such a successful performance for my Dynasty Elitists.
Chris Elite: //giphy.com/media/pWIak75z5nNWU/giphy.gif
StarrStan: Something funny?
Chris Elite: Nah, son, I’m just trying to figure out where you get off on thinkin’ that it was YOU behind that match when it was MY Gawd Contract who put it together. Shittin’ me, no way I just heard you try to take credit for my stroke of genius. Look, I knew what the fuck I was doing, and I don’t know what else you expected. I did what I had to do to get these fucking bozos off my dick once and for all and make damn sure that I would look good while I did it. I told y’all from the beginning that I was walking out of that ring with a W that night. Bozos wanna talk reckless and interfere with me and my plans, then fuck ‘em, I’ma do what I have to do to make sure they think twice before getting in my way. After they faced me, they sure as hell don’t want no smoke and if they do it’s free, any day of the week. That goes for any and everybody.
StarrStan: Yes, your Gawd Contract, the miracle-making piece of paper which put the entire “Dream Match” together. That brings me to a great point, Chris, and segues perfectly into the next order of business I wanted to talk to you about.
Chris Elite: Well, spit it out, then, no homo, I got shit to do.
(StarrStan takes a deep breath before he continues.)
StarrStan: I think it’s best that you and I come to an, er, clear understanding regarding your use of the Gawd Contract on Dynasty and beyond.
Chris Elite: :dahell: Fuckisyoutalmbout?
StarrStan: Hear me out, Chris. You and I both know that you’ve developed quite a reputation for being the most reckless, frivolous, overzealous member of the EAW roster thanks to the power vested in your Gawd Contract. As your GM, and after I drafted you back onto Dynasty where you’ve assumed direct control over my show on more than one occasion, the least you could do for me is one favor. I think after all you’ve done against my best interests with said Contract, it’s only right that you reel the Gawd Contract’s authority in. You got what you wanted at Pain for Pride, even canceled tours and all. Have some consideration for the rest of the people you get involved when you wave that Contract around without thinking of the consequences.
(Chris Elite scoffs as he lowers his legs from the top of the GM’s desk, resting them on the floor and leaning forward so that he may see eye-to-eye with StarrStan.)
Chris Elite: Now, please tell me why the fuck I would use the Gawd Contract for the “best interests” of ANYONE but myself?
StarrStan: I hear you, Chris, but I’m still your General Manager. While the terms and conditions of your Contract give you power that goes beyond my own, I’m still in closer communication with the EAW Board of Directors, our television Network, our Chairman, Chief Operating Officer, and Vice President of Talent Relations than you’ve ever been. There are things that I know, things that I still have some exclusive level of control over despite what you think. There are a number things that I need to take into consideration moving forward when it comes to your Gawd Contract and my job–
Chris Elite: Bro, is that a threat?
StarrStan: :whoa: I’m simply stating facts, Chris. Don’t get your tights in a bunch. I just want us to be perfectly transparent with one another, crystal clear at all times. And if I’m being perfectly honest with you, the way you’ve been wielding your Gawd Contract lately has the EAW Board worried about what the turn out this Season might be. You’ve become somewhat of a liability, and as your General Manager, it’s my responsibility to keep you on track. I just want to encourage you to be a teeny bit more thoughtful when it comes to your Gawd Contract and the way you utilize it. I only want what’s best for Dynasty, and for all of my talent. Capiche?
Chris Elite: Ka-treesh nothing, son, whatever the fuck that means, but I guess now I finally know why I had to wait all night long to see where I was gonna get drafted, now I’m a “LiAbiLiTy” and all. Up my ass so bad, got you baking cookies and shit to try and get on my good side, but you took your sweet time picking other Elitists over me, didn’tcha? But hey, it’s all good, my Gawd Contract lets me go wherever I want whenever I want, you know. Watch how fast your ratings drop as soon as Bhris Elite decides he’s bored of Dynasty and decides to start his own exclusive brand, shittin’ me. You know I’m worth more to this brand than you wanna admit.
StarrStan: Look, there’s no need to be so hasty. Just, consider what I’m telling you is all I’m asking. It does nothing but cause us all headaches when we find ourselves trying to resolve situations that could have been avoided all together if you would at least think before whipping the Gawd Contract out for every little thing. (He lets out a defeated, frustrated sigh.) Look…maybe…we just got off on the wrong foot. Maybe you’ll consider my offer a little more seriously if I were to give you a World Title shot at the next Free Per View!? Hopefully it can smooth things over and let you reconsider what I’m asking of you, and perhaps learn to appreciate those of us who just want to do a good job. It’s a whole new season, fresh start, new beginnings. Let’s just help each other out.
(StarrStan extends his arm for a handshake and attempts to brighten his face up with a smile. Chris rolls his eyes and stands up from his seat, crunching the cookies on the ground with his boots.)
Chris Elite: Nah, son. I hope you hear me loud and clear when I tell you, and I say this with the highest level of disrespect: I don’t need you for shit. I do whatever the fuck I want. I do shit on my terms, always, nobody else’s, don’t ever forget that. If I didn’t even have this here hefty Gawd Contract to wave over your head, you wouldn’t be trying to play nice with me at all. You damn near afraid of this Contract and what I can do with it. Might fuck around and take your job away from you, start booking Dynasty my damn self since you think you do such a bad job at it. And how dumb you gotta be to think that you offering me a title shot means something to me? Nah, I’ma fight for the World Title this season regardless of whether or not you toss me some backhanded title shot to make nice with me as a reward for a match of MY design, fuck outta here. Now get off my dick, bozo, I heard enough out of you and the season barely even started, damn. Finna piss me off when I’m trying my hardest to be a better man out here, I’m a Hall-of-Famer now, gotta carry myself a certain way, I got goals to focus on and shit to accomplish around here. Get the fuck out my way before you dare try to stop me, man.
(Chris Elite stomps off out of the office before StarrStan can continue his attempts at persuasion. The Dynasty GM simply shakes his head as he looks down at the crumbled cookies on the floor while the broadcast fades to commercial.)
(Commercial break — an ad for Crip-A-Cola soda featuring Serena Bennett and TLA. TLA is happy to announce that Crip-A-Cola is officially available not only in Kroger’s, Stew Leonard’s, Target, Whole Foods, Aldi, and Wegman’s, but now also at every Poon Palace in the United States!)
(“Roll With Me” by Charli XCX hits as Andrea Valentine walks out from behind the curtain to very overwhelming cheers and appreciation from the crowd. She scans the Performance Center before walking down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!! INTRODUCING FIRST….FROM ORLANDO, FLORIDA….WEIGHING IN AT 110 POUNDS…AAANNNDDDRRREEEAAA VVAAALLLEENNTTTINNNEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: I think I can speak for everyone here and say we are thrilled ot have this woman on Dynasty! The first half of last season she was killing it as Specialists Champion, and the second half of the season she was ruling Voltage with an iron fist. She may have lost the title at Pain for Pride, but I think in her head she knows that was only the beginning and she’s destined for more greatness on Friday nights.
(“Invincible” by Pop Smoke hits as Chris Elite comes out to a mixed reaction form the socially distanced crowd. He pumps himself up on the stage as he walks down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: AND HER OPPONENT…FROM BROOKLYN, NEW YORK….WEIGHING IN AT 210 POUNDS…..CCCCHHHRRRRIIIISSSS EEEELLLIIITTTTEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: Glad we were lucky enough to be able to have Gawd’s Given Greatness still bleeding red! The guys came late in the season and has been nothing short of phenomenal. He’s coming off a momentum building win for his career at Pain for Pride when he won the dream fatal four way match. He came up short in the Draft show but I’m sure he’s not gonna let it phase him tonight!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And here we go! Both Chris and Andrea circle the ring, and both competitors lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up! Chris manages to get Andrea in a side headlock, she wrenches down on the pressure but Andrea manages to get separation as she pushes him to and Chris charges to the ropes and rebounds and connects with a shoulder tackle taking Andrea down! Chris looks down at Andrea before running to the ropes again but Andrea flips over to her stomach and Chris leaps over Andrea and charges to the opposite ropes and charges at her going for a hurricanrana–BUT ANDREA CAUGHT CHRIS ELITE AND TURNED IT INTO A POWERBOMB!
Flannery McCoy: She doesn’t cover, she instead reaches down and rolls forward and with Chris on her shoulders, and with insane strength manages to pick up Chris on her shoulders off the mat! But Chris slips off her shoulders from the back and pushes her from the back and Andrea turns around and runs right into a enziguri kick stumbling her back into the corner!Chris runs at Andrea in the corner, but Andrea throws both of her feet up stopping Chris in his tracks, and Andrea plops herself up to the second turnbuckle, she leaps…SUNSET FLIP–BUT CHRIS ROLLED THROUGH IT AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE SEATED ANDREA! Chris goes for the cover!
OONNNNEEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Andrea got the shoulder up! Chris wastes no time in getting her up, Chris is facing Andrea’s back as he grabs her by the arm to turn her around…He goes for a hard forearm.but Andrea ducked it and connects with a high knee to the nose of Chris Elite that drives Chris Elite through the second rope to the outside floor! Andrea quickly makes her way up to the top rope next to her and she looks down at Chris who slowly turns around-CROSSBODY FROM ANDREA FROM THE TOP ROPE TO CHRIS ON THE OUTSIDE!
Stew-O: Andrea rolls off Chris and begins to make it back to her feet, she goes to pick up Chris to get him back inside the ring, but Chris drives Andrea back first into the edge of the ring apron! Chris drives repetitive forearms into the head of Andrea, Chris rolls Andrea back into the ring behind them and Chris pulls himself up on the apron from the outside and he looks to be measuring Andrea…Chris leaps through the second rope and rolls through and CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING TORNADO DDT! BEAUTIFUL EXECUTION ON THAT FROM CHRIS! Chris doesn’t go for the cover and he rolls from Andrea and uses the ropes to pull himself up and he climbs up the top rope, Chris balances himself on the top…ELEVATED FROG SPLASH ONTO ANDREA!!
Jake Mercer: OH! ANDREA GOT THE KNEES UP! Andrea transitions into a crossface now! Andrea has the crossface locked in in the center of the ring! Chris is trying to scramble to find a way out of this submission, and Chris begins his crawl to the ropes dragging Andrea with him but Andrea isn’t letting up on the pressure! Chris Elite is almost to the ropes and he reaches, he’s inches away–BUT CHRIS ROLLS AND TURNS IT INTO A PIN ON ANDREA!!
OOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ANDREA GETS OUT OF IT! Both competitors now race to their feet, Andrea was a tad bit quicker as she runs and goes to drive her knee into the side of Chris’s head–But Chris sidestepped it! Chris sends Andrea running to the ropes and both run into a double clothesline on one another! Both competitors are down! The action is fast and furious already in this matchup, only on Dynasty baby!
Jake Mercer: Both competitors are now on opposite sides of the ring now, Andrea is up first and she runs at Chris Elite in the corner,l but Chris throws an elbow to the face of Andrea knocking her back a few steps, Chris lifts himself on the top turnbuckle and he stands high on the top rope…BUT ANDREA SWIPES CHRIS’S LEGS CAUSING HIM TO LOSE HIS BALANCE! Chris is a sitting duck on the top rope and I think Andrea knows that as she climbs up the top with Chris! Andrea throws a right hand, Chris looks dazed on the top rope and Andrea throws Chris’ arm over her shoulder and she’s gonna go for a superplex! Chris isn’t letting it happen as he throws a right hand to Andrea’s ribs! Andrea lets go of Chris and Chris connects with a knife edge chop to Andrea’s chest! Andrea throws a knife edge chop of her own! Both competitors are exchanging knife edge chops now!
Stew-O: I think Andrea is gaining control back and she throws repetitive knife edge chops, and she delivers several shots to the head of Chris! Andrea is gonna go for the superplex once more! SHE LIFTS CHRIS UP!! BUT CHRIS REVERSES IT INTO A CROSSBODY IN MID AIR! HOLY SHIT! CHRIS IS STANDING, AND CHRIS FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS! WILL THIS PUT ANDREA AWAY?!
OOOONNNNEEEE!!!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea kicks out! Chris hops on top of Andrea and begins unloading shots at the head of Andrea as Andrea tries covering up! The referee manages to back Chris up, but only for a second as he walks back to Andrea and grabs her by the leg, but Andrea kicks Chris with her free leg, she kicks him again and free her other leg and Chris stumbles back, Chris runs at her but Andrea counters with a drop toe hold and Chris is hanging on the second rope now! Andrea is back on both feet and she runs full steam to the ropes.and Andrea smashes her knee into the back of Chris’ neck! Chris falls back inside the ring and Andrea picks him up off the mat right away, but Chris throws a hard uppercut knocking Andrea backwards!
Jake Mercer: Andrea bounces back and connects with a hard forearm! Chris responds with a forearm of his own! Andrea! Chris! Andrea! Chris! Chris! Chris has seemed to gain back control, and he goes for a clothesline but Andrea ducked it, and she picks up Chris in a back suplex position–SITOUT FACEBUSTER CONNECTS! Andrea flips Chris over and transitions into a cover!
OOONNNNEEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWWWOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRREEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Chris stays in it again! Andrea flips her hair as she rises back to both feet, she has both hands on her knees as she waits for Chris to get back on his feet and now Andrea turns Chris around and hits a kick to the midsection–Chris pushes Andrea off him and ANDREA WALKS RIGHT INTO A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD FROM CHRIS ELITE! Andrea is dazed as she balances herself against the ropes! Chris shakes the cobwebs out before running at Andrea–But Andrea counters with a back body drop over the top rope! But Chris managed to hold on! Andrea turns around and gets clocks in the face by Chris! Andrea falls to a knee, Chris is measuring Andrea…
Jake Mercer: CHRIS LEAPS AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF THE TOP ROPE–BUT ANDREA CAUGHT HIM WITH A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB!! NICE COUNTER THERE FROM ANDREA AS SHE FALLS ON TOP OF CHRIS FOR THE COVER!
OOONNNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
Stew-O: ANOTHER KICKOUT FROM CHRIS ELITE!! Andrea gets on both knees thinking of her next move in this matchup, before standing on both feet and going down to pick up Chris from the mat. She has Chris by his neck, I think she might be going for Love Haze, but Chris manages to escape out of the predicament and both competitors face one another and CHRIS GOES FOR THE BOX OFFICE SMASH!!! BUT ANDREA CAUGHT HIS LEG! Andrea twirls Chris around–BUT CHRIS CONNECTS WITH A LEAPING LEG LARIAT ACROSS THE FACE OF ANDREA! Chris tries reaching to grab Andrea to go for the cover but Andrea had the ring presence to roll away underneath the bottom rope!
Jake Mercer: Chris flips on his back in the ring before pulling himself up and going over to grab Andrea by the hair over the top rope on the apron. But Andrea has a hold of his head and drops down to the outside floor causing Chris to whiplash backwards inside the ring! Andrea hops back on the apron quickly and looks next to her and begins climbing up the turnbuckle, she’s setting up on the top turnbuckle and Chris Elite turns around…LEAPING CROSSBODY FROM ANDREA! NO!!! CHRIS THROWS A KICK RIGHT TO THE CHEST OF ANDREA AS ANDREA WAS IN THE AIR!! YOU COULD HEAR THE IMPACT FROM THAT KICK MILES AWAY!! HOLY SHIT!
Flannery McCoy: ANDREA IS HOLDING HER MIDSECTION IN PAIN! CHRIS ELITE PICKS HER UP OFF THE MAT AND PUTS HER IN POSITION–FAACCEEE VVAALLUUEEE!!!! THE HAMMERLOCK DDT CONNECTS AS CHRIS HOOKS THE LEG!!
OONNNEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHRREEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: ANDREA STAYS ALIVE!! Chris is in a bit of disbelief, but he knows better than to not give a competitor like Andrea any time to recover and Chris Elite stands up and makes his way over to the corner, and Chris begins his climb up to the top turnbuckle once more, he’s looking to make sure Andrea stays down for the count and he’s going for a killshot! Chris stands high on the top turnbuckle as he looks down at Andrea motionless on the mat–CHRIS ELITE LEAPS WITH A FRONT FLIP! BUT ANDREA ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY–AND CHRIS SAW IT COMING AS HE CHANGES GEARS AND ROLLS FORWARD ON THE MAT! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE UP AND ANDREA CHARGES AT CHRIS ELITE–CHRIS CATCHES ANDREA WITH A STANDING SPANISH FLY!!! CHRIS HOOKS THE LEG ONCE MORE!!
OOOONNNNNEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWWOOOOO!!!
TTTHHHRRRREEEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE FORMER EAW CHAMPION ONCE AGAIN KICKS OUT!! Chris rolls off Andrea and has both hands on his head. Chris uses the ropes and pulls himself and he walks over and slowly begins to pick Andrea Valentine up off the mat–INSIDE CRADLE FROM OUTTA NOWHERE FROM ANDREA!!
OONNNNEEEE!!!!
TTTWWWWWOOO!!!!!
TTTHHHRRREEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE ESCAPES IT AND NOW BOTH COMPETITORS RACE BACK TO THEIR FEET ONCE MORE AND CHRIS BEATS ANDREA UP AND RUNS–BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!! BUT NO!! ANDREA DUCKED AND SHE RUNS TO THE OPPOSITE CORNER! CHRIS ELITE TURNS AROUND AND ANDREA CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING FLYING KNEE THAT TAKES CHRIS ELITE DOWN!! CAN ANDREA CAPITALIZE?!?!
Jake Mercer: Oh….Chris Elite using his ring awareness pulled himself out of the ring to prevent the pin or any further damage. Gawd Given Greatness buyin himself some time. Andrea doesn’t look too pleased as she rolls out of the ring on the opposite end and she runs full speed around the ring at Chris’ backside, and Chris finally turns around and sees Andrea Valentine coming full speed at him–AND CHRIS COUNTERS CONNECTING WITH A BACK BODY DROP AND ANDREA LANDS BACK FIRST ON THE STEEL STEPS!! :damn:
Stew-O: Chris might have avoided disaster there and now he sees Andrea on the steps, Andrea has the upper part of her body hanging off the steel steps and Chris Elite has a sick smile on his face! What in the hell could he be thinking about?! :lupe: Chris rolls back in the ring and with urgency climbs up the top rope and stands high, and Andrea is still half dangling off the steps and Chris Elite–DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE CHEST OF ANDREA AS SHE’S DANGLING OFF THE STEEL STEPS!! JESUS CHRIST!! CHRIS QUICKLY PICKS UP ANDREA AND THROWS HER BACK IN THE RING AND HE CRAWLS AND GOES FOR THE COVER!!
OOONNNNNEEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTHHHHRRRREEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: ANDREA SOMEHOW GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! She refuses to quit fighting! That’s what made her great on Voltage and why we’re so lucky to have her here on Dynasty! :wow:
Flannery McCoy: :noah: You simpin already? :noah:
Stew-O: Chris looks to go back on the offense as he has Andrea up and he places her between his legs..HE PICKS UP ANDREA FOR A POWERBOMB IT LOOKS LIKE! But Andrea is trying to fight out raining down several shots to Chris’ head! Chris won’t let go though and ANDREA TRIES REVERSING IT INTO A HURRICANRANA! BUT CHRIS STILL HANGS ON AND ANDREA IS DANGLING! CHRIS PULLS HER WEIGHT BACK UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION AND HE RUNS WITH ANDREA ON HIS SHOULDERS–BUT THIS TIME ANDREA SUCCESSFULLY REVERSES IT INTO A HURRICANRANA SENDING CHRIS ELITE FACE FIRST INTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea slowly rises to her feet in lots of pain, and Chris turns around to face her and Andrea lifts her foot under his chin–XOXO!!!!!! SHE FALLS ON CHRIS FOR THE COVER AND THE WIN!
OOONNNNNEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTHHHRRREEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: OH MY GOSH! CHRIS ELITE THROWS HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!! ANOTHER GREAT EXAMPLE OF RING AWARENESS FROM THE NEWLY INDUCTED HALL OF FAMER!!
Stew-O: Andrea begins to wonder what she will try doing next in order to put Chris down and win her debut match on the red brand! Andrea stands and balances herself against the ropes, and it looks like she’s pleading with Chris Elite to get up to his feet! Chris Elite rises up to one knee and Andrea can taste victory as she runs to the ropes–ANDREA GOES FOR LOOVVEEE HHAAZZZEEEE!!!! BUT CHRIS ELITE CATCHES ANDREA BY THE ARMS AND REVERSES INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN!!
OOONNNEEEE!!!
TTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!!
Stew-O: ANDREA GETS OUT OF IT AND CHRIS IS ALREADY UP AND WAITING AND HE GOES FOR A KICK TO THE SIDE OF ANDREA’S HEAD BUT ANDREA DUCKED IT AND SHE GOES FOR THE ROLL-UP!! BUT CHRIS ROLLS THROUGH THAT AND HE’S BACK ON HIS FEET AND–BBBOOXX OOFFFIIICCEEE SMMMASSSSSHHH!!!!! BOX OFFICE SMASH SUPERKICK TO THE SEATED ANDREA VALENTINE!! CHRIS ELITE COLLAPSES ON ANDREA FOR THE COVER!! THAT HAS TO BE IT!!
OOONNNNNEEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTHHHHRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?! HOW IN THE HELL DID ANDREA KICK OUT??! WHAT A MATCH BETWEEN THESE TWO GLADIATORS! Andrea is truly showing us her fighting spirit tonight just refusing to die!
Jake Mercer: Chris Elite isn’t too thrilled about that as he has a determined look on his face, and he gets back to his feet, and he eagerly waits for Andrea to get up and turn around, Andrea is finally back up to her feet and she turns around–CHRIS ELITE CHARGES AT ANDREA BUT SIDESTEPS SENDING CHRIS ELITE TO THE OPPOSITE ROPES AND CHRIS GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT ANDREA DUCKED, AND ANDREA GOES FOR A SPINNING BACKFIST!!! BUT CHRIS DUCKS UNDERNEATH THAT AND FACES ANDREA’S BACK AND GRABS HER BY THE ARM AND PULLS HER IN–OOPPPEEENNN YAAA MMAATTTAAA!!!!! THE JUMPING HIGH KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE OF ANDREA!!
Stew-O: CHRIS ISN’T COVERING! HE’S CRAWLING OVER TO THE CORNER, I THINK HE’S NOT TAKING ANY MORE CHANCES, HE’S MAKING SURE HE CLOSES THIS MATCH OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL!! CHRIS ELITE IS UP HIGH ON THE TURNBUCKLE…AAIIMMMMIINNN FFOOORR TTTHHHEE MOOOOOONNN!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NOBODY HOME THOUGH!! ANDREA MOVED AT THE LAST POSSIBLE SECOND AND CHRIS CRASHED AND BURNED! And once again in this match, both competitors are down and out! Chris is stirring up to his feet and he’s up first, Andrea is pulling herself up in the corner and Chris runs shoulder first at Andrea in the corner, but Andrea sidesteps it and Chris goes shoulder first through the second turnbuckle hitting the ring post! Andrea can sense victory is near for her! Andrea pulls Chris by his trunks out of the corner and hops on his shoulders…..SHE’S SETTING UP FOR THE ATOMIC BLONDE!!
Jake Mercer: BUT CHRIS COUNTERS IT INTO FUSION DANCE!!!! THE ELECTRIC CHAIR DRIVER!!! BUT NO!!! ANDREA REVERSED THAT INTO AN OCTAPUS STRETCH!!! IT’S LOCKED IN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND CHRIS MAY HAVE NOWHERE TO GO, HE’S FIGHTING WITH ALL HE’S GOT–WAIT, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ON THE STAGE?!?!
Flannery McCoy: Is that…THAT’S VEENA ADAMS! The hell is she doing?! Why is she here right now?! Andrea has a concerned look on her face as she eyes up the ramp while still having the submission locked in on Chris.
Stew-O: You think she’s out here for revenge on “Blandrea Valenwhore” after Andrea beat her at Wicked Games last season? We all know the history she had with her and the Beating Hearts.
(Veena Adams is signaling something at the top of the ramp.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: HUH?!?! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!?!?! Andrea lets go of the Octapus Stretch and looks as confused as the rest of us.
(The referee is signalling something to Stephie.)
Stephie Love: Ummm….here is your winner by way of submission…..Andrea Valentine!!!
(Andrea looks confused as all hell as Chris is still trying to stir, he has no idea what even happened. Meanwhile, Veena Adams is laughing like a maniac at the top of the stage, before turning around a walking off.)
Flannery McCoy: We’re at a loss for words right now. Veena somehow, someway just got the referee to call for the bell, when Chris Elite didn’t tap or give up! Veena just helped Andrea which is the last thing we expected when she came out here. Andrea doesn’t know how to react. You just know that’s not how she wanted to win her debut match on the red brand.
Jake Mercer: Damn tho, what’s Veena’s beef with Chris Elite?!?! She just fucked him over tonight for some unknown reason. I’m sure there is going to be hell to pay for this when Chris Elite recovers..
(Final commercial break of the night featuring Andrea Valentine giving lessons on how to overcome being antisocial! Become the social butterfly like the former Heart of Empire today!)
(The camera fades into Stephie Love standing in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following is the MAIN EVENT! And it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘30 Day Run’ by Larry June plays up to cheers as The Visual Prophet is seen making his way out to the ring. He keeps a big smirk on his face as he crouches down for a moment before overdramatically raising the EAW World Heavyweight Championship that he had around his waists and spreading his arms out. He circles around before pointing right down to the ring and making his way down the ramp)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 265 pounds… he is the ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last time we saw our World Heavyweight Champion was at The EAW Draft. In a champions bout that pitted the World Champions from each brand against one another, although Viz did come up short no doubt about that, it’d be absolutely unfair to talk about the fact that he is walking back into Dynasty as he promised before Pain For Pride, and that is as the World Heavyweight Champion.
Flannery McCoy: As much as it may seem otherwise the momentum for Viz is still there. The energy from The Prophetic Visions match that we saw at Pain For Pride is still lingering in the air. Viz is going to try to keep that momentum as much as possible as he continues throughout his World Championship reign and of course I would not blame him for doing so one bit.
Jake Mercer: You fail to see this. If you look very closely in The Prophetic Visions match you could see yours truly Jake Mercer pinning Drake King to win The World Heavyweight Championship! Your perceptions are all a lie! I TRULY AM THE REAL CHAMP-
(Flannery slaps Jake right in the face)
Jake Mercer: OW!
Flannery McCoy: Shut up.
(Viz stops at the bottom of the ramp for a moment before sliding into the ring. He gets up to a kneeling position as he once again takes the EAW World Heavyweight Championship and raises it in the air before jumping up to his feet. He circles around the ring with his arms spread out before making his way to his corner and getting ready as ‘30 Day Run’ fades out. ‘Surfin’ (ft. Pharrell Williams)’ by Kid Cudi then plays up to even louder cheers as Serena Bennett makes her way out from the backstage area. She has a bright smile on her face as she looks around at the crowd members in attendance at the Performance Center. She takes a moment to show off her jewelry before making her way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Compton, California… weighing in at 114 pounds… SERENA BENNETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: It’s definitely been very eventful these past few weeks when it comes to Serena Bennett. Although losing in that tremendous Fatal Four Way match with Impact, Chris Elite, and Cage at Pain For Pride, things definitely did turn around at the EAW Draft. Serena got a first-class ticket to fighting for the Universal Women’s Championship that she never got to properly hold when she met up with Minerva, and now has a match for it at Bloodsport! So either way of it I’m sure Serena is looking at the positives no doubt about it.
Flannery McCoy: And if anything I’m sure she wants to show what she’s made of heading into that matchup and to gain some momentum heading into that as well. And imagine beating a World Champion heading into that match? The skies the limit to say the least, but one thing for sure and that’s the fact that this is a match that Serena wants to win in order to start Season 14 off right.
Jake Mercer: I don’t care who wins, I just hope they all have fun. 🥺
Flannery McCoy: Yeah you better say that.
(Serena looks around at the crowd members once more at the bottom of the ramp before quickly running forward and sliding into the ring. She stands there for a moment after entering before jumping on the middle turnbuckle and posing to even more cheers as she jumps off of the turnbuckle. She makes her way to her corner and warms up as ‘Surfin’’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as our main event of the night is underway! Both Viz and Serena are bursting out of the corner and quickly circling around one another, BUT VIZ QUICKLY MOVING FORWARD AND KICKING SERENA RIGHT IN THE GUT!
Flannery McCoy: Viz quickly grabbing Serena by the arm and sending her into the corner as he quickly pushes forward, VIZ WITH A CLOTHESLINE- BUT SERENA MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER! Serena with a schoolboy both competitors quickly rolling up to their feet, BUT SERENA QUICKLY TRANSITIONING AND PLANTING VIZ DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG!
Jake Mercer: Viz quickly getting up to a knee right now, BUT IS MET WITH A DROPKICK BY SERENA BENNETT TAKING VIZ RIGHT BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! Viz not being able to catch a break as he quickly scrambles away to grab the ropes and catch a breather momentarily here. Serena running forward looking to go for something and not letting up, but Viz quickly grabs her and lifts her up and over the top rope! Serena quickly turning Viz around and going for a forearm to stun him- BUT VIZ BLOCKS IT AND SENDS A UPPERCUT RIGHT TO HER JAW!
Stew-O: Viz is thinking of something as Serena is dazed and tries to retreat away from further harm. Viz is pulling Serena in as he grabs her, OH MY GOD! VIZ LAUNCHING SERENA OUT OF THE RING WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX SENDING HER ALL THE WAY OVER TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Flannery McCoy: Serena is definitely hurt here! Viz jumping off the apron and grabbing the nearly lifeless body of Serena Bennett and pulling her up to her feet and into the ring. Viz going for the pin now could this match be over before it even started?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
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Jake Mercer: NO! SERENA POWERS OUT QUICKLY! Viz not wasting any time getting himself up to his feet because clearly he was ready for that more than anything else at this moment. Viz bringing Serena up by the hair as he lifts her up off her feet, VIZ WITH A BODYSLAM DROPPING SERENA DOWN RIGHT ON HER BACK!
Stew-O: Serena slowly rolling away as she’s using it to try to get to her feet at this moment. Viz already closing in on her, BUT SERENA SENDING A FOREARM RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF VIZ! Viz reeling back his leg in anger, VIZ GOING FOR A KNEE STRIKE- BUT SERENA BLOCKS IT AND PUSHES IT AWAY! Viz stumbling backwards as it allows Serena to get up to her feet and run right to him! SERENA LEAPING FORWARD AND TAKING VIZ DOWN WITH A RUNNING CROSSBODY!
Flannery McCoy: Serena running to the ropes and back now as Viz is down on the ground, BASEBALL SLIDE- BUT VIZ IS ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING JUST IN TIME! Viz getting up to his feet as Serena is not taking any moment to wait for him, SERENA LEAPING THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES AND TAKING VIZ DOWN WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!
Jake Mercer: Serena quickly grabbing Viz and pushing him into the ring as she begins to jump onto the apron and climb up to the top rope! Viz is pulling himself up to his feet slowly as I don’t think he knows what Serena is thinking! SERENA LEAPS OFF, DIVING HURRICANRANA- NO! VIZ MANAGES TO KEEP HER UP INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION! Viz quickly running with her, VIZ WITH A BIG SITOUT POWERBOMB SLAMMING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Serena trying to get up to her feet but Viz is already one step of her already bringing her up to her feet! VIZ GOING FOR THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL- BUT SERENA DUCKS UNDER THE SPINNING BACKFIST JUST IN TIME BEFORE IT’S ABLE TO CONNECT! SERENA LEAPING UP AND TRYING TO GO FOR A KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF VIZ, BUT VIZ PUSHES IT AWAY- BUT SERENA OUT OF NOWHERE SENDING A SPINNING BACKFIST OF HER OWN RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF VIZ’S FACE! VIZ IS DOWN AS SERENA QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE QUICK COVER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
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Flannery McCoy: VIZ POWERS OUT AND QUICKLY GETS UP TO HIS FEET- MOONLIGHT! RUNNING NECKBREAKER SENDS VIZ DOWN TO THE GROUND! Viz is up to his knees again as clearly he’s not staying down for the moment, ANOTHER ONE! SERENA PLANTING VIZ DOWN ONCE MORE! But Viz is not giving in as clearly he’s not one to give up so easily in this one! ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! 4 MOONLIGHTS TAKE VIZ DOWN AS CLEARLY BOTH OF THEM ARE OUT OF BREATH! SERENA FALLS DOWN ONTO VIZ AS THE PIN COMMENCES ONCE MORE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
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Stew-O: VIZ KICKS OUT AGAIN! THE PERSISTENCE OF THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS SHOWING TONIGHT! Serena is absolutely dumbfounded as she gets up to her feet and waits for Viz to get up to his feet- BUT VIZ! VIZ WITH A CRADLE PIN! BOTH QUICKLY PUSH AWAY FROM ONE ANOTHER BUT THIS IS A CHANCE FOR VIZ TO GET UP TO HIS FEET RIGHT NOW! VIZ CONNECTING WITH A SPINEBUSTER OUT OF NOWHERE!
Flannery McCoy: Viz bringing Serena up as he sends her over to the ropes! Serena managing to grab ahold of them before rebounding as Viz sees that and quickly runs over to her! BUT SERENA TAKING VIZ DOWN WITH A HURRICANRANA! Serena keeping ahold of the arm as she drags him up to his feet! REEL IT IN! TILT-A-WHIRL HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN CONNECTS ONTO VIZ! SERENA GOING FOR THE PIN RIGHT NOW!
OOONNNEEE!!!
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Jake Mercer: VIZ KICKS OUT! Viz quickly trying to get away and grabbing onto the bottom rope and trying to get up, SERENA GOING FOR A RUNNING DROPKICK- BUT VIZ MOVES OUT OF THE WAY BY PULLING THE ROPES AS HE PROPS HIMSELF UP ONTO THE CORNER! Serena up onto her feet as she runs right towards Viz, VIZ OUT OF NOWHERE RUNNING OUT OF THE CORNER AND STRIKING SERENA WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE SENDING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Serena up to her feet in the center of the ring as Viz walks up to her, BUT SERENA WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! Serena quickly leaping forward, but Viz manages to roll out of the way just in the nick of time! Viz quickly lifting Serena up! VDT- NO! SERENA MANAGES TO SLIP OUT! VIZ TURNING AROUND AS HE GOES FOR A KICK- BUT SERENA BLOCKS IT, AND CONNECTS WITH A VICIOUS DRAGON WHIP RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: Viz still trying to get up to his feet though I’ll beit, a bit slower than before. Serena quickly grabbing Viz, AS SHE SENDS HIM OUT OF THE RING! Viz managing to barely grab the middle rope as he pulls himself up! Serena positioning herself, SERENA GOING FOR HIGH STEP KICKS ONTO VIZ ON THE OUTSIDE, AS SHE FINISHES IT WITH A BIG ROUNDHOUSE KICK! VIZ IS SENT FLYING DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Jake Mercer: Serena I think is going for something again as she quickly runs to the ropes as Viz is using the barricade to position himself and get up to his feet, SERENA WITH A SUICIDE DIVE- NO! VIZ MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY CAUSING SERENA TO CRASH INTO THE BARRICADE BACKFIRST!
Stew-O: Serena is in a world of pain as Viz brings her up to her feet and begins to bring her along with him, VIZ THROWING SERENA FACEFIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! Serena stumbles down to the ground yet still manages to keep herself upright as she gets to a kneeling position, but Viz is quickly rolling her back into the ring not wasting anytime continuing the fight with her!
Flannery McCoy: Serena is grabbing the ropes now as Viz is entering into the ring, SERENA GOING FOR A KICK- BUT VIZ MANAGES TO BLOCK IT! Viz quickly grabbing Serena and lifting her, SERENA IS LAUNCHED ACROSS THE RING AS VIZ CONNECTS WITH A SWIFT BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Yet Serena is still managing to get herself up onto her feet as she runs right over to Viz, SERENA RUNNING FORWARD WITH A FOREARM! Viz sent backwards as Serena quickly runs right at him, SERENA WITH A KICK- BUT VIZ QUICKLY GRABS THE LEG! VIZ WITH A QUICK DRAGON SCREW AS SERENA FALLS TO THE GROUND GRABBING HER LEG IN PAIN!
Stew-O: Viz quickly bringing Serena up to her feet now as he grabs her, BODY SLAM- BUT SERENA SLIPS OUT! SHE QUICKLY TURNS VIZ AROUND! SHE SLAMS VIZ DOWN TO THE GROUND! TRAP QUEEN! TRAP QUEEN OUT OF NOWHERE AS THAT ARM TRAPPED TRIANGLE CHOKE HOLD IS LOCKED IN!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ HAS ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE TO RUN AS HE’S SCREAMING IN PAIN TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS VICIOUS HOLD! VIZ IS FLAILING HIS ARMS OUT TRYING TO REACH FOR LITERALLY ANYTHING TO GRAB AT THIS POINT! HE MIGHT JUST HAVE TO TAP! WE MIGHT SEE A WIN FOR SERENA BENNETT RIGHT HERE AND NOW IF VIZ ISN’T ABLE TO GET OUT OF THIS!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! NOW THE REF SEES IT! VIZ REACHES HIS FOOT OUT AND PLACES IT ONTO THE ROPES! TRAP QUEEN IS BROKEN! THE HOLD IS FORCED TO BE LET GO OF! SERENA IS ABSOLUTELY DUMBFOUNDED TOO AS SHE DID NOT EXPECT THAT AT ALL! SHE WAS EXPECTING A WINNER!
Stew-O:: But now matter that now Serena is quickly up onto her feet. Serena is just stalking Viz, waiting for him to get up to his feet! She seems ready to go right now as she quickly grabs him, TIP TOE- DOES NOT CONNECT! VIZ BARELY GRABS THE LEG OF SERENA AND PUSHES IT AWAY PLANTING HER BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! Viz running to the ropes and back as Serena is trying to recover, VIZ LEAPS UP AND SPLASHES DOWN ON SERENA!
Flannery McCoy: This is giving Viz just enough time to get back up to his feet as he begins to make an ascension up to the top rope now as I think we know what’s coming here, if Viz connects with this it’ll all be over! VIZ GOING FOR IT, BOW TO THE HEART- NO! SERENA ROLLING OUT OF THE WAY AS SHE QUICKLY RUNS FORWARD AS VIZ IS UP TO HIS FEET-
(The lights go out)
Jake Mercer: What’s the deal with not paying for the electricity bill- OH MY GOD!
(The lights turn back on as the crowd’s deadpan silence begins to turn to a mixed reaction as they see who’s standing in the middle of the ring in place of the now downed Serena Bennett. The Visual Prophet is nowhere to be found.)
Stew-O: IT’S MINERVA! AND THE UNIVERSAL WOMEN’S CHAMPION IS GOING OFF ON SERENA BENNETT STOMPING AWAY AT HER ALREADY LIFELESS BODY! SHE’S WASTING ABSOLUTELY NO TIME SENDING A MESSAGE TO THE CHALLENGER TO HER CHAMPIONSHIP AT BLOODSPORT!
Flannery McCoy: And Minerva is quickly bringing Serena up as I’m sure this is just adding complete insult to injury at this point as Serena is doing absolutely nothing to fight back, already depleted of energy! ATLAS FALLS! THE TWISTING BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS IMPALING SERENA BENNETT DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!
(Minerva looks down at the body of Serena Bennett before scoffing at her. She takes the EAW Universal Women’s Championship which is placed on the ground next to her and grabs it. The last shot that is seen is of Minerva raising the title over Serena as the camera fades out, and Dynasty is cut to a close)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
