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(EAW intro plays.)
(The theme song to Dynasty plays as we start to see a recap of last weeks exciting episode. As a recap of last week’s episode begins, a loud noise interrupts it.)
GLTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
(The show begins unlike the previous episodes as the intro is stopped and ‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke begins to play. We see a crowd of 50 people going nuts as they are overjoyed with being able to witness sports live and in person.)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, including those here in attendance tonight for the first time in many moons, I’m Stew-O and WELCOME TO FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!
Flannery McCoy: It’s great to see some fans back in the building and as we move forward through this pandemic, we strive to bring normalcy back to EAW!
Jake Mercer: Yay! Blood can splatter onto the faces of innocent children again yay omg yay!
(Out walks Chris Elite from the black curtain with a big bag on his back with a DIOR logo on it. Chris Elite is seen talking shit to the fans as they can’t decide between cheering or booing the former World Champion as he stands on stage briefly before beginning down the ramp.)
Stew-O: I’m Stew-O, here with Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer and this man…is Chris Elite! Detective SKabler is opening the show tonight but we have a huge event planned besides this for you EAW fans out there and here with us live.
Flannery McCoy: That’s right, we have a big show for you all and so much more in store. Pain for Pride is coming and
Jake Mercer: PAYNE FOR PRIDE! PAIN BUT SPELLED LIKE PAYNE LIKE…LIKE FOR XANDER PAYNE! GRRRR! BIG DICK XENERGY!!! SUCK IT DEDEDE AND MYLES!
Flannery McCoy: Oh k. Anyway, Andre Walker says he has a bone to pick with the referees in EAW, Impact faces SOSA Henderson, Kensingten Calhoun-Astor goes one on one with Lisa Wren for a chance to enter the Specialist Championship scramble at Pain for Pride, Justin Windgate faces Jon Kelton, and a lot more.
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences meets Korey Gaines one on one, Darcy May Morgan and SKA go at it for a spot in the Cash in the Vault ladder match, and our main event sees two of EAW’s most violent performers go one on one as Cage takes on National Elite champ Kassidy Heart!
Flannery McCoy: We’ve got Chris Elite entering the ring with this giant sack and I’m utterly confused at what he may have going on in there?
Jake Mercer: WOW, a big black sack has Flannery flustered and bewildered huh? You and DEDEDE have that in common. Somebody get Ringmaster on the phone.
SMACK!
Jake Mercer: MY FACE!
Flannery McCoy: Watch your mouth.
Stew-O: Chris Elite enters the ring with that giant bag as his music begins to fade out and a microphone is placed in his hands.
Jake Mercer: BIG BHRISSY IN THE CITY HANGING OUT LIKE A TITTY! SK is in the IMPACT ZONE LIVE…let’s hear what he has to say!!!
Chris Elite: Oh look, we got fans back! Looking like when Cage was champion because this is about how many people he drew in during his title reign. 50 people, that’s how many people were in the room when Serena Bennett lost her virginity. 50, thats how old that bruised Play-Doh face having bitch Impact is. 50, the first name to one of the greatest rap artists that ever live and the man who helped release the posthumously created album from the slain and beloved Pop Smoke. 50, the amount of money Virgil Ab-BLAH donated to charities that fight police brutality. 5-0. That’s exactly who Serena, Imp, and that bitch ass BOZO Cage are gonna call after I ether and murder them four pussies at PFP this year. Ye. YKTV. GLTTTT!!!!
Random Fan: I LOVE YOU CHRIS!
Chris Elite: Shut yo gay ass up. DAMN! FUCK! I’ve lost my train of thought now. Where was I?
(Chris snaps his fingers.)
Chris Elite: I remember now! I had a talk with one of my aunts who I finally saw after having to stay away from her due to her having caught the Corona virus and shit and she said she was proud of me being so fucking fly and so fucking amazing and all that good shit. But, she said that I need to stop being so hostile with everyone. She said my anger issues are what REALLY are stopping my career from advancing and that I’m my own enemy sometimes. That I get in my own way and let my temper control what I should be able to control myself. It gave me a lot to think about. First thought was simple…I wanted to tell that old bitch SHUT THE FUCK UP! Tryna tell me about me and shit. But, then I thought about it some more and she was right. Thanks Aunt Latonya! I’ve decided that, I still do not fuck with none of you bozos in EAW. I especially don’t fuck with Impact, Cage, or that thot Serena. But, why can’t I try and be nice for a change and maybe push that karma forward and become a nicer version of myself. Like Sarah Price but with a .38 under my seat at all times. Feel me? So. Cage, Serena, Simpact I MEAN IMPACT…bring your bitch assess out here cause I got some GIFTS for you pussies!
Stew-O: What a turn of events? Nice Chris Elite and gifts to his three Pain for Pride opponents?
Flannery McCoy: Has Christmas come early this year?
Jake Mercer: It’s June but it feels like May SK has appeared with a little kindness during these trying times!
Flannery McCoy: May SK? Is that one of those stupid internet wrestling nicknames you and your IWC friends come up with?
Jake Mercer: Yeah, the EAW discord chat I’m apart of and run as an admin is loaded with them. I’ll send you a link invite!
Flannery McCoy: Oh no, that’s ok I don’t
Jake Mercer: SENT!
Flannery McCoy: Ugh…waif, whats this discussion tab on here…” FLANNERY NUDES DISCUSSION” WAIT WHAT?!
SLAP!! SLAP!!
Jake Mercer: NOT THE FACE!
(Slowly, out from the backstage area walks Serena Bennett. Bennett is wearing a pair of tight denim jeans, a black t-shirt, and a pair of red bottom heels as she slowly and cautiously begins to walk off the stage and down the ramp.)
Chris Elite: 🎶 Surfin, surfin 🎶 , insert some stupid ass Kid Cudi humming, surfin. Hurry your light bright, Bananas in Pajamas looking ass down to the ring DAMN!
Serena Bennett off mic: Watch your mouth, bitch! I’ll stick my heels in your eye and twist them in circles.
Chris Elite: Where that old bastard Imp at? C’mon GRANDPA! Come get ya gift!
(Next, out walks Impact. Impact is wearing a leather jacket with his own merchandise shirt under it with a pair of brown slacks and boots. Impact looks annoyed more than anything to even participate in this as Chris Elite begins singing his theme song.)
Chris Elite: CAN I LIVE? DUN DUNNNNNN CAN I LIVE?!?
Impact off mic: It’s not that anymore, you friggin idiot.
Chris Elite: Shut up, bitch. It’s ya theme song now! DUN DUNNNN CAN I LIVE? C’mon down old fuck.
Impact off mic: I swear to god I will stomp your head like a grape.
Chris Elite: Yeah, yeah. You ain’t stomp Viz like no grape but you gon’ stomp me. Right! AYO, DC! DICK CHEWER! Drag your ass out here so we can get to sharing these gifts!
(Cage begrudgingly appears last as he looks beyond livid at Chris beckoning him from his locker room. Cage sneers as he too wears a leather jacket, a pair of jeans, but a tank top in favor of a shirt is under his coat as he walks down the ramp and follows Bennett and Impact towards the ring.)
Chris Elite: WITH THE LIGHTS OUT, ITS LESS DANGEROUS…HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US…CAGE IS STUPID, ITS CONTAGIOUS…HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN-
Cage off mic: …
Chris Elite: And they say I got the anger issues. Get in here DAMN!
(Cage, Impact, and Serena Bennett all enter the ring as they all glare at one another while Chris Elite gives a phony smile in their faces.)
Chris Elite: Uptight BOZOS! I got some gifts so y’all can stop dick eating and being mad at me for being better than all y’all and shit. Feel me? Alright, BOOM! First up!
(Chris grabs his DIOR sack and begins rummaging inside it as he mines for something.)
Chris Elite: Lets go, Serena! You up first! I know things have been tough for you especially after returning from that savage savage beating Sienna Jade gave you months ago. EYE FEEL YOUR PAIN! Get it? Anyway, EYE got you something I think you will love. Here it is!
(Chris pulls out a small box and hands it to Serena. Serena, Impact, and Cage are given microphones as she begins opening the box.)
Serena Bennett: A box this small, your dick must be inside this thing.
Chris Elite: OMGYOUSOFUNNY! Shut up and open it DAMN!
Serena Bennett: rolls eyes Whatever…wait…is this? Is this a ring?
Chris Elite: Indeed it is! I know life is tough for you. With Cam Newton finally becoming a faithful black man and finally removing you as his side bitch, and SOSA Henderson drowning himself in IG STRIPPER THOT PUSSY immediately after kicking you to a curb…I know no man has ever wanted to or planned on giving you a ring and asking you to be their wife so…I got you one myself!
Serena Bennett: You are a bitch and your mama knows you are a bitch.
Chris Elite: That is not all! I got you this Nike headband worn by Lebron James in the 2012 NBA finals as a member of the Miami Heat! It’s double the normal size since you have a forehead big enough to write the credits of every Star Wars movie ever made on and still have room to practice writing your signature on. Also, I see you rock heels…nice shoes by the way. I got you another pair…here!
(Chris throws the musty old headband and a pair of comically big pumps as Serena barely catches them and stares utterly confused at Chris.)
Serena Bennett: The fuck am I supposed to do with size 18 heels? You disrespectful little-
Chris Elite: Nah. Them not for you. Those are for Cam Newton’s metrosexual ass. That man is fruitier than the produce section of Whole Foods. Y’all can match now for whenever he needs a side bitch on his team again. Also, I had my son SKA make you your own official Yu-Gi-Oh card!
Serena Bennett: Yu-Hi-What?
(Chris Elite reaches in and grabs a card and flicks it at Serena as she catches it with both hands and reveals what is on it to the camera.)
Chris Elite: Yeah, you can share that with Cam Newton, too. You know, cause Cam a fucking COON and cause you so pro black. Ye. You like your gifts, Serena?
Serena Bennett: Fuck you, Chris E-
Chris Elite: AHT AHT AHT! Cut that bitch mic off! GAWD contract shit, hoe. You talk when I allow it! Next up, come on down Imp! I got some special shit for you!
Impact: Let’s see just what the residential retard has to say tonight. Go ahead, Christopher. Show us what forced and unfunny prop gags you have to entertain these 50 morons willingly risking their health to watch me here live tonight in this cesspool of a state.
Chris Elite: Alright, whatever. First…
(Chris begins digging in his back again.)
Chris Elite: I overheard Sienna Jade talking with Kassidy Heart about how you have been struggling in the bedroom and how she wishes you could perform consistently like Mr. DEDEDE…SO…I went to the first CITGO I could find and I got you these gas station dick pills! You kno, to help with your erectile dysfunction and shit. It’s from the same company that nearly killed Lamar Odom so hopefully you have better luck than him and actually die.
Impact: The White Mamba never has not never will need dick pills. What do I look like? Nasir Moore? Kiss my whole ass.
Chris Elite: No thanks and pause. I got you some more shit. I got you this pamphlet and a scheduled meet up with Dr. Miami so he can help discuss liposuction options for you. You know, because you are a fat fat fatty. I also got you some diet pills because, I mean, cause you fat as fuck. Oh and I got this bag of lettuce for your aforementioned fat ass and to help curve you off that multiple hot dog eating lifestyle that has attributed to the Imp-Fat body we are stuck watch each and every week. Any thoughts on these gifts?
Impact: Unfunny, repetitive, and nothing of substance. That’s what you are and what you delivered here tonight and just like the rest of these puny elitists with their jabs that do no damage and their same tired excuses as to why I am the greatest of all time and they can’t achieve even half of the success I’ve achieved, I think you should just-
Chris Elite: GAWD CONTRACT! Cut that bitch mic off too. Ain’t nobody tryna hear you do some evil supervillain speech you long winded, Kanye West, sick sucking, BOZO! Damn. I’m tryna be charitable and shit. Anyway. DC! Diamond Cage! You pussy ass bitch! You ready for your gifts?
Cage: …
Chris Elite: I said are you ready for your gifts?
Cage: Why are you even bothering me with this trivial bullshit, man?
Chris Elite: Damn, I’m tryna be nice for once and you ain’t even let me get to your gift and shit.
Cage: I should just drop you right here and right now and turn that PFP fatal fourway into a triple threat match. I’ll put you in a coma right now.
Chris Elite: You better watch it, BOZO. Last person I punched died!
Cage: Kill me, please. I dare you.
Chris Elite: Stop interrupting me! I got a gift for you, dick chewer! I got you…
(Chris reaches in the bag and reveals a jar of white substances.)
Chris Elite: It’s anti-hair loss cream. It might help you with your thinning hairline and terrible bald spots. Shit didn’t help me but maybe it’ll give you some luck. That way, shaving your entire head off and ending up looking like a skinhead from American History X.
Cage: …
Chris Elite: What else? Oh yeah! I got you two prescription orders of some antidepressant medication to help combat your anger issues. I know people think I can be angry, but that’s nothing on you. You like one stepped on shoe away from becoming the next Dyllan Roof and maybe heavily sedating you can prevent the next lone wolf shooter attack. You like these gifts so far, Cage?
Cage: …
Chris Elite: Shut up, damn! I’m not done! I got you this bottle of Fiji water. The reason why is because you should always stay hydrated out here. Judging by your flaky and dry ass skin, you haven’t been doing so. The second reason why is because I am so sick and tired of seeing you all over social media acting thirsty for that skin and bones Serena Bennett and maybe a bottle of water can help quench your ass momentarily. Y’all act like that bitch fart Febreeze and shit Reese’s cups. You ass eating, shit breath having, bozo! You got any thoughts on these gifts, Cage.
Cage: …
Chris Elite: CUT HIS MIC OFF TOO! Fucking ungrateful bozos. I try to do something nice and this how y’all act? Fucking kidding me? Matter of a fact, cut they microphones back on right now. I wanna hear how they explain theyselves. Answer me!
Serena Bennett: I’m already annoyed to have to stand in this ring with these two cac losers but for you to invite me out here, give me these disrespectful “gifts”, to copy and paste the same thing I did for Darkane and TLA without any of the sincerity right here and right now…I’m so ready for Pain for Pride to arrive so I can shut all three of your mouths and embarrass you men as the sole woman in the match. I bet your bottom dollar that you three will be crying crocodile tears after I beat you three and go back to back Pain for Prides with wins.
Impact: Except, last year you lost when Kassidy Heart cashed in her Iconic Cup opportunity and beat you right after you narrowly beat Sienna Jade. Unlike you, I actually left Pain for Pride with a win and the World Heavyweight title on my waist. Though I do not have a title match, I do have a chance to remind everyone just why I’m considered above the rest of you scrubs and herbs. I’ve got 99 problems and none of them include you three bitches.
Cage: All that shit you two said was cute. All this gift giving, Santa Claus in June shit by SK is cute. But, maybe I should do like your aunt requested you sk Chris and be nice. Maybe I shouldn’t get angry and threaten to murder everyone and maybe I can confess that I have a gift for YOU Chris Elite!
Chris Elite: Huh? A gift for me?
Cage: Yes, I have a gift for you. Do you want it? I could wait until Pain for Pride where I can give you and these two the ultimate gift. But, I do have a gift here with me tonight I can give you right here and now. Would you like your gift, Chris?
Chris Elite: Fuck yeah. I’m not an ungrateful bitch ass BOZO like you three. What you got for me, some Henny? Those Dior Jordan 1s? What is it?
Cage: Here you…go!
BAM!!!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE JUST ATE A HEAVY RIGHT HAND FROM CAGE! Cage begins tagging Chris Elite as SERENA BENNETT AND IMPACT BEGIN BRAWLING! All four members in the ring are done talking and are going at it as Chris Elite begins fighting back in Cage and Impact and Serena exchange clubbing shots to the face! Serena and Cage are now tangled up and begin swinging on one another as Impact turns his attention to Chris! It’s chaos in the ring as the gifts begin flying and the crowd goes wild!
Jake Mercer: Poor effort by everyone but Chris Elite tonight as it looks like the entire locker room is running out now to try and break up this brawl!
Flannery McCoy: Poor effort? Chris Elite has antagonized and mocked all three of his Pain for Pride foes and basically begged them to assault him by disrespecting them with these fake gifts and cutting their microphones off mid sentence.
Jake Mercer: Yeah but, it’s SK. You gotta let SK be SK sometimes.
Flannery McCoy: The ring is filled with elitists as Chris is being separated by a handful, Impact, Cage, and Serena are also being held back and this Pain for Pride fatal fourway match builds even more anticipation!
Chris Elite off mic: SUCKER PUNCH ME AGAIN YOU DICK SUCKING BOZO!
Cage off mic: I’ll slap the taste out your mouth and make you my bitch!
Impact off mic: Fucking whore, I’m going to make what Sienna did to your eye look like a puppet show when I get my hands on you again!
Serena Bennett off mic: Clout chasing, black face wearing, hip hop culture vulture! I’ll crack your head open like a coconut!
(The scene begins to end as all four elitists are held apart from fighting by the entire Dynasty locker-room before we head for a commercial break.)
(Commercial for canes and walkers featuring Mr. DEDEDE)
(Plan B commercial starring Cameron Ella Ava)
(Dynasty comes back on air as Stephie Love is in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a Fatal Four Way match and is scheduled for ONE FALL!!
(“Anxiety” by The Black Eyed Peas hits as Christian Demarco steps out onto the stage. He looks very hesitant as he looks down and sees his opposition standing in the ring. Kassidy gives Demarco a cold stare as Demarco begins to breathe heavily. If you look close enough, you may even see some sweat dripping down the side of his head. Demarco closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, lets it out, then opens his eyes before walking down the entrance ramp towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent!!! From Apple Valley, Minnesota!! Weighing in at 216lbs!!! He is the Omega Male!!! CHRISTIANNNNNN!!! DEMARCO!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: I don’t get why he still looks scared after his last couple of weeks. Therapy is not working for him?
Flannery McCoy: Wouldn’t you be though after getting your banana splitted by The Mauler?
Jake Mercer: …
( ‘Come On’ by Waterproof Blonde Ronan Malosi makes his way out to the stage with an absolute clear smug look on his face as he struts out with a cocky pip in his step on his way to the ring. )
Stephie Love: Introducing his opponent! From Cape Town, South Africa… weighing in at 280 pounds… THE CAPE TOWN CRIPPLER; RONAN MALOSI!!
Jake Mercer: Again not looking like a happy camper this one.
Flannery McCoy: Well he did miss an opportunity by losing to The Xtreme Classic.
( The lights dim as the arena titantron erupts pillars of flame. A slash of blade resonates the arena and Samuel walks out of the back and faces the crowd from the stage. He then points to the ring and shouts “Mine!” and walks down the ramp, not taking his eyes off the ring. He then climbs the steps and goes up the buckle to top rope and overlooks the small crowd. )
Stephie Love: And their opponent! From Kobe, Japan! Weighing In at 215 pounds! He is The Swissblade of Pro Wrestling; SAMUEL… KEN-WAYYYYYY
Jake Mercer: First EAW match for the Swissblade!
Flannery McCoy: Let’s see how he goes!
( Jason McKormick Intro )
Stephie Love: And introducing last! From…
Jake Mercer: Hey Look At McKormick!
Flannery McCoy: Running straight to the ring and gunning for DeMarco! The two are starting to brawl under the gaze of Kenway and Malosi!
( Ding Ding Ding! )
Stew-O: HERE WE GO! Haste and Fury right out of the gate between The Omega Male and The Social Stain who it must be reminded suffered a single bout loss to DeMarco just last week! The two belligerents are throwing fists at each other in droves! Kenway looks amused, Malosi looks insulted that the attention is not on him as the other two brawls on.
Malosi: HEYYYY!!!!
Both men stop, even Kenway looks a bit startled.
Malosi: What are you inferior idiots doing? You oughta be bowing before the Hall of Famer!
Jason: But you aren’t-
Malosi: ZIP IT!
Malosi rambles on until both DeMarco and McKormick looks at each other AND BOTH THROWS IN A SUPERKICK! JASON CONNECTS WITH MALOSI AND CHRISTIAN THE SAME WITH A UNTIL THEN AMUSED KENWAY! BOTH ENDS UP DROP AND ROLLING OUT OF THE FLOOR WHILE WE ARE LOOKING AT A TEMPORARY MCKORMICK VERSUS DEMARCO PART DEUX!! Demarco is mounting the first set of offensive getting the better of McKormick as he slowly backsteps into a corner. As he keeps on striking Jason replies less and less but Christian yells more and more getting unhinged already until he is switching from fists to kicks once The Social Stain is sitting in the corner. After a moment he let’s go and screams something that feels liberating somehow which is replied too by the small crowd in attendance with cheers! They are loving it already! Meanwhile, on the outside Ronan and Kenway are getting up, Malosi sees an opportunity trying to attack Samuel with a double ax handle but it is countered by the Swissblade of Pro Wrestling who goes on the attack with a series of European Uppercuts which gets Ronan reeling and then lean in a dazed position gainst a corner post the who just above it Jason is resting following the attack from DeMarco! Both men standing now look at each other and while Christian baseball slides to the outside we see Samuel slip inside the ring! They are trading dance partners?
Jake Mercer: Why not!
Flannery McCoy: If we can call it a dance.
Stew-O: Samuel is sizing up Jason who is slowly rising himself up from the corner but is clipped by a running lariat that keeps McKormick in the corner! Kenway goes along with a few knife edge chops to the chest of the Social Stain and it begins to go of a pink color already from the force of the blows. Kenway takes a few steps back to admire his work before charging forth going for a clothesline BUT McKorkick throws an elbow in blocking the action sending Samuel stumbling backward a few steps! McKormick tries to go for a bull rush BUT gets caught by both arms of Kenway who’s hands lock to gether and he drops down with a reversed STO! McKormick’s back of the head hits the base turnbuckle before hitting the mat much to Kenway’s satisfaction! Kenway gets up moving to the opposite turnbuckle yelling at Jason to get up and awaits the moment to rush in! He charges and tags his opponent hard with a Front Missile Dropkick pushing McKormick back into the corner and sitting down! Foul mouthing him a bit more the Wales native goes on the top turnbuckle just above his opponent he calls for the Diving Double Footstomp and dives! BUT MCKORMICK GOT UP QUICKLY AND CLIPS KENWAY WITH AN EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! Kenway falls down hard and Jason is on his knees able to take a breather!
Stew-O: Meanwhile, at ringside, we have Christian giving a still dazed Malosi a look saying What Will I Do With You? On his face that meant everything as he moves closer to the big man from Cape Town Crippler who looks to be anywhere but in his own mind right now but he suddenly comes to life with a throat thrust and a stiff forearm smash! Quickly looking to mount an offensive the big man moves to grab Christian and lift him up in a candle position! He’s got him ready for a Jackhammer but the smaller opponent is wiggling which gets Malosi to lose his grip! But wait he shifts his stance, getting Christian on his shoulder and drills him down with a power slam on the floor!! He follows through quickly with a series of kicks and punches against the guard rail surrounding the ring, nothing to please the Anxiety prone DeMarco for sure!
Malosi – Stay the fuck down peon!
Stew-O: Malosi leaves a downed DeMarco outside the ring as he moves to get back within the ropes while we see Kenway noticing the big man making his way in the ring! One fist or two more on McKormick before he moves to encounter the Crippler NAILING HIM WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK JUST AS HE WAS CROSSING THE ROPES!! The Crippler now hangs dazed on the middle rope which is an opportunity Kenway is not missing he goes to grab Malosi by the head while his legs are suspended on the middle rope and DOWN HE GOES FOR A DDT!!
Jake Mercer: COVER!!
Official – One! TWO!!
Stew-O: McKormick Makes The Save!!
Jake Mercer: Good opportunity from Kenway to leave tonight with the win!
Flannery McCoy: It will take more than that to win though!
Stew-O: Looks like it’s McKormick’s chance to do some damage as he holds Kenway by the hair while Malosi is laid out near the apron! Holding the man in a headlock he looks to be squeezing hard before pushing him into the ropes for an Irish Whip he goes to the opposite ropes as well and propels himself into a Jumping Clothesline taking down Kenway who quickly gets up but is brought down again with another clothesline and then a third but on that one he gets mounted upon by McKormick who begins to throw in a series of head strikes to which the fans are happily cheering for! Getting up the Jackson native goes for a leg drop followed quickly by a few knee strikes to the ribs of Samuel before keeping him grounded with a headlock on the floor. He looks up, Malosi is on his feet looking angry AND A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF MCKORMICK HELPLESS AS HE HELD KENWAY IN A HEADLOCK ON THE MAT!! The Sleeping Pill came out of nowhere and he goes for the-
Jake Mercer: COVER!!
Official: One! TWO!
Flannery McCoy: McKormick with the shoulder up keeps this fight going!! Malosi isn’t too happy about that!
Stew-O: Indeed he isn’t as he is shouting words no one would even tell their own mother as he sees Kenway getting up nearby and grabs him into a Fallaway Samoan Drop! The Widowmaker connects! Kenway is in trouble and Malosi then notices a returning DeMarco who now stands on the apron, spinning he gets him in the gut with a Savate Kick before grabbing him by the neck AND DRIVE HIM ON THE APRON WITH A CHOKESLAM BY GAWD WHAT IMPACT!!
Malosi: AND THAT’S WHY I’M A HALL OF F-WOAH!
Stew-O: KENWAY WITH A ROLLOUT PIN WHILE MALOSI WAS GLOATING!!
Official: ONE! TWO!
Jake Mercer: Shoulder up by Malosi!! Kenway was close and we have McKormick laughing in a corner watching this unravel before him!
Kenway: You think this is funny?
Jason: Hilarious!
Stew-O: SUPERKICK TO KENWAY OUT OF NOWHERE FROM CHRISTIAN DEMARCO WHO CAME BACK IN THE RING!!! Jason is laughing a little more but then decides to get up but… Wait what am I seeing Christian is actually helping Jason to get up on his feet! Ronan who just got to a vertical base looks at them looking confused.
Ronan: What are you two girls doing?? This isn’t a tag team match!
Stew-O: Both men before him are looking at each other again, THEY CLOTHESLINE MALOSI!!! Christian is laughing about the fact Ronan isn’t learning and Jason spits on the floor at Malosi’s feet much to the aggravation of the Cr-
( Screeching PA sound noise )
Stephie Love from ringside: By order of General Manager Starr Stan this match is now A TAG TEAM MATCH BETWEEN THE TEAM OF CHRISTIAN DeMARCO AND JASON MCKORMICK VERSUS RONAN MALOSI AND SAMUEL KENWAY!!!
( Ding Ding Ding! )
Jake Mercer: WHAT THE HELL???
Flannery McCoy: The match just got flipped on its head! I Love it!!
Stew-O: DeMarco and McKormick rushes at Malosi clotheslining him again sending him outside of the ring before they perform a double superkick on a Kenway that was just getting up and didn’t seem to know what was happening! Kenway goes down hard!!! The kicks looked like it got a tooth or two out of his mouth! Both his opponent puts a boot on Kenway’s chest as the referee makes the count!
Official – One! TWO!! THREE!!!
( Ding Ding Ding! )
Stephie Love: Heeeere is your winner: The team of Christian DeMarco and Jason McKormick!!
Jake Mercer: What a twist by our General Manager! You don’t see that on the other shows! An unlikely pairing led to victory for Christian and Jason!
Flannery McCoy: HEY LOOK OUT!!
Stew-O: MALOSI WITH THE SOUVENIR ON SAMUEL KENWAY FROM THE BACK!! Kenway is down and Ronan is getting on his back driving some stiff elbows to the back of his head and neck! Malosi is mad with rage having lost thanks to Samuel and he is not taking it out on him! He picks up his victim by the throat and CHOKESLAMS HIM ON THE APRON!! But he isn’t done! The officials around him tries to make him stop but he shoves one away and clocks another in the mouth before he grabs Kenway in a position TO POWERBOMB HIM ON THE APRON!!! HE DOESN’T LET GO HE DOES IT AGAIN AND EVEN A THIRD TIME BEFORE THE FOURTH ONE IS DONE ON THE FLOOR!! Kenway is spewing blood at this point my god he must have internal damage as the Cape Town Crippler is roaring in mad rage! He just destroyed Samuel Kenway who just got his first match in EAW!! That is monstrous!!! The EMT’s are rushing in to attend to Kenway as Malosi is leaving they are binding Kenway to the gurney and putting a neck brace on his neck BUT WAIT MALOSI IS COMING BACK!!! HE SLAPS AND SHOVES HIS WAY TO KENWAY WHO IS NOT TRULY HELPLESS ON THE GURNEY NOW BEING PUSHED BY MALOSI TO THE TOP OF THE STAGE ENTRANCE.
Jake Mercer: Oh no you don’t think…
Flannery McCoy: Please… Oh no!
Stew-O: MALOSI JUST RUSHED THE GURNEY OVER THE EDGE OF THE RAMP LEADING INTO SOME ELECTRICAL EQUIPMENT!!! SPARKS ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE MY GOD WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO RONAN MALOSI!!!!
(Ronan stares the damage done to Sam as medics and backstage personnel come running to fix the chaos)
(Dynasty transitions backstage to EAW Network host, Molly Waters, is standing by in the backstage area. She flashes a smile to the camera.)
Molly Waters: Last weekend at Fighting Spirit: Omaha, six women stepped into the No Way Out structure and squared off to determine the number one contender for the Universal Women’s Championship. When the dust settled and the winner was declared, it was the former champion, Raven Roberts, who emerged victorious. Five other women were forced to walk away from Fighting Spirit unsure of where their path towards Pain for Pride was going to lead them. One of those women is joining me right now. Please welcome Darcy May Morgan.
(The camera zooms out and Darcy is seen standing beside Molly Waters. She is dressed in her gear due to the fact she will be facing off against SKA later on tonight in a Cash in the Vault qualifying match.)
Molly Waters: Darcy, it had to be heartbreaking coming up just shy last weekend. You were so close to breaking up Raven’s submission on Kensingten Calhoun-Astor, but she tapped out before you could break the hold. How devastated were you?
(Darcy flashes Molly a sarcastic smile and rolls her eyes. She didn’t feel devastated. If anything, all Darcy felt right now was motivated.)
Darcy May Morgan: It’s every Elitist’s dream to headline Pain for Pride in a world championship match, obviously, mine included. I had nothing to lose when I walked into Fighting Spirit and I was literally half a second too late. I was the only woman to get up and make an attempt to prolong the match, and I more than proved that I’m ready to go toe to toe with the best on a regular basis. A lot of people have denied my talent since I signed with EAW, but I have worked extremely hard to prove them wrong in their ramblings. The woman standing here right now is a future world champion, and it took me losing the Specialists Championship to understand just how true that statement is. I was broken, Molly. I loved being the Specialists Champion, and I’m incredibly proud of what I managed to accomplish while that championship was in my hands. It was my baby and I treated it as such, and that loss is what shattered my heart into a million pieces. That was my ticket to Pain for Pride. I planned to walk down that ramp as the longest reigning Specialists Champion in history and defend the belt in one of the greatest Specialists Championship matches in EAW history. Apparently, that wasn’t in the cards for me, and I had to pick myself up and get my head back on straight. No Way Out was a wonderful opportunity for me to get myself on the card, and in grand fashion no less, but that didn’t work out.
(Darcy let out a small sigh of obvious frustration.)
Darcy May Morgan: My career has been littered with setbacks so far, and obviously you reach a point where you grow frustrated. I’ve been at that point, and rightfully so, but I also know that my Pain for Pride journey is far from over. I might not be headlining this year, but I am a future Universal Women’s Champion. I know that in my heart, and later on tonight after I defeat SKA, I will get myself one step closer to that. Gateway to Glory was excruciating, but necessary to help me grow. Fighting Spirit was a minor setback for a major comeback. I’m well on my way to becoming the face of the women’s division.
(Molly nods her head, fully appreciating Darcy and her attitude tonight. There is no denying that Darcy May Morgan is a special talent and someone who deserves the world in EAW. Her work ethic is second to none, and that’s what’s gone a long way in endearing her to the EAW Universe.)
Molly Waters: Cash in the Vault is a huge opportunity for every man and woman who gets to compete in it. The prize that’s on the line is a world championship opportunity, any time, any where, and for any of the four world championships.
Darcy May Morgan: I’m already going to tell you that the world championship I want is the Universal Women’s Championship. I want to help build the legacy of that championship and cement it as the premiere world championship in this company. I’m a capable athlete who can compete with everyone in this company, and that championship needs someone like me holding it. The successes of Cameron Ella Ava and Andrea Valentine have opened doors that didn’t necessarily exist previously, and it’s because of them that more eyes are on us than ever before. I think the Universal Women’s Championship is getting lost, and with all due respect to Raven and Minerva, they haven’t really done anything to set that title apart and make it stand out. When Kassidy Heart had the belt, it was a shiny new toy that everyone wanted to play with, but somewhere along the way, the title got lost. After I defeat SKA tonight and ultimately win Cash in the Vault at Pain for Pride, bet that I’m going to be the face the Universal Women’s Championship needs and deserves. That belt needs a solid voice, a strong voice, and I will make sure that I bring it to the level it deserves to be at.
Molly Waters: So I take it you’re confident in your chances against SKA tonight?
(Darcy can’t help but let out a chuckle.)
Darcy May Morgan: Understatement of the century. SKA is a loud mouthed idiot, and I’ve made a game out of putting down idiots like him this entire season. Tonight I finally stamp my ticket to Pain for Pride and put all the setbacks I’ve experienced behind me. I’m taking control of my destiny and I’m putting everyone on notice that I’m coming for the Universal Women’s Championship.
(Darcy smiles and removes her trademark sunglasses from the top of her head. She puts them on and saunters off full of confidence that tonight she is going to earn herself another opportunity to cement herself as the one to watch in Elite Answers Wrestling.)
(Dynasty fades into the ringside area.)
(The camera fades to the arena, more specifically to Stephie Love, who is standing on her own in the center of the ring with a microphone in her hand.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Fans: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first…
(‘Rage (Instrumental)’ by Rico Nasty hits, and there’s a clear mixed reaction by the limited number of fans in attendance as Lisa Wren makes her way out to the stage. She wastes no time and immediately begins walking to the ring, as she wants to get to the match as fast as she can, knowing she has a huge opportunity on the line tonight.)
Stephie Love: Making her way to the ring… From British Columbia, Canada…. Weighing in at 150 pounds…. LIIIIIIISSSSSAAAAAAAAA WWWWRRREEENNNNNN!!!!!!
Stew-O: Lisa Wren has had a rocky past few months in EAW, but with Pain for Pride only weeks away, I’m sure she’s ready to turn things around. She’s in a qualifying match for the Specialists Scramble match at Pain for Pride, and this is an opportunity I’m sure Lisa doesn’t want to miss out on.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, Lisa has suffered her fair share of losses, but if she could win the Specialists Championship at Pain for Pride, that’d have to turn things around for her. Despite her losses, Lisa has shown a lot of potential, and hopefully that potential can result in a win tonight.
Jake Mercer: Lisa is a pretty talented individual, but I don’t know if she could win tonight. I’ve learned some new facts about Kensingten, and with what I know now…. I don’t think Lisa will be able to stop her.
(‘Hell on Heels’ by Pistol Annies hits, and the fans in attendance all begin to boo as Kensingten Calhoun-Astor makes her way out to the stage. She has a pretty confident look on her face despite coming up short at Fighting Spirit, and moments after she begins walking down the ramp, clearly focused on her opponent as she doesn’t want to miss out on another opportunity with Pain for Pride coming soon.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent….. From Savannah, Georgia….. Weighing in at 143 pounds…. KKKKEEEEENNNSSIIIINNGGGTTEEENNNN CAAALLLHHOOOUUNNN-ASSSTTOORRR!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Alright guys, so get this. Kensingten Calhoun-Astor… Is a World War Two Veteran.
Flannery McCoy:….. What?
Jake Mercer: You heard me. She fought in World War Two. Kensingten is insanely tough, and her war experience has to guarantee her a victory tonight.
Flannery McCoy: Doesn’t she look a little too young to be a World War Two veteran? Besides, she just lost the No Way Out match, how would war experience that she doesn’t have help her tonight?
Jake Mercer: Well, Lisa Wren isn’t as difficult of a challenge as a No Way Out match if you ask me.
Stew-O:…… Anyways, let’s just start this match. I’m sure Kensingten doesn’t want to lose tonight after already failing to become number one contender to the Universal Women’s Championship, so let’s not waste anymore time.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And this Specialists Scramble qualifying match is now underway! The two women, Kensingten and Lisa now beginning to lock up, but it looks like Lisa is able to power Kensingten to the corner! Lisa keeping Kensingten in the corner until the referee is forced to separate the two- AND KENSINGTEN HITS LISA WITH A FOREARM! Kensingten with a cheap shot as the referee was trying to separate the two- AND NOW LISA LOOKS TO RETALIATE AS SHE HITS KENSINGTEN WITH A FOREARM OF HER OWN! Lisa now with an irish whip to the opposite corner as she now charges in- RIGHT INTO A BOOT FROM KENSINGTEN!
Flannery McCoy: Kensingten immediately going after Lisa as she manages to apply a headlock, but Lisa is able to run into the ropes, forcing Kensingten to release the headlock as she bounces off of them! LISA WREN WITH A DROPKICK! Kensingten is able to roll back up to her feet but she’s backed to the ropes, and now Lisa charges in! LISA ATTEMPTS TO SEND KENSINGTEN OVER THE TOP- BUT KENSINGTEN MANAGES TO LIFT LISA OVER THE TOP ROPE! Lisa manages to land on the apron, and now she quickly heads up to the top rope- BUT KENSINGTEN STOPS HER IN HER TRACKS WITH A FOREARM AS SOON AS SHE GETS UP THERE!
Jake Mercer: Kensingten now is climbing up to the top rope, but Lisa hits Kensingten with a forearm of her own! Kensingten is barely managing to hang on here, and now she hits Lisa with a second forearm! Wait, Lisa with another forearm! Kensingten drops off the top rope, but she stays on her feet! LISA WITH A DIVING- NO! KENSINGTEN RUSHES TO THE TURNBUCKLES TO AVOID WHATEVER LISA WAS GOING FOR! Kensingten rushing up to the middle rope as Lisa quickly rolls back to her feet- RIGHT INTO A DIVING DROPKICK BY THE STEEL MAGNOLIA!
Stew-O: Lisa Wren now rolling out of the ring, and Kensingten is quick to follow behind! Lisa is trying to use the barricade to get back up- BUT KENSINGTEN DELIVERS A KNEE LIFT TO THE MIDSECTION! Kensingten grabbing Lisa now, AND SHE SENDS HER INTO THE STEEL- NO! LISA JUMPS ONTO THE STEPS, AND JUMPS RIGHT BACK OFF OF THEM WITH A DIVING KICK TO KENSINGTEN’S HEAD! These two clearly both want to make it to the Specialists Scramble match, and now it looks like Lisa is picking Kensingten up, probably to bring her back into the ring-
Flannery McCoy: KENSINGTEN GRABS LISA AND SLAMS HER FACE ONTO THE APRON! Kensingten rolling Lisa back into the ring before pulling her head out under the bottom rope, and now Kensingten backs up- BEFORE RUNNING IN AND HITTING LISA WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! Kensingten sliding into the ring, and now she goes for the first cover of the match!
ONE!
TWO-
Flannery McCoy: Lisa manages to kick out! Kensignten now pulling Lisa into the center of the ring, and she locks in a single leg boston crab!
Jake Mercer: Lisa is reaching out for the ropes, but she’s not able to make it! Like Flan said, Kensi managed to pull Lisa into the middle of the ring before locking in that submission, so unless Lisa can pull herself all the way to the ropes, she needs to either find a way out of this submission, or just give up and tap out! A single leg boston crab, that’s a very painful submission to have to be put in, but we’re still pretty early into this match! If Lisa digs down deep, I’m sure she could find a way to get out of the submission!
Stew-O: Wait, SHE DOES! LISA MANAGES TO TURN HERSELF ONTO HER BACK- BUT JUST AS SHE TRIED TO KICK KENSINGTEN AWAY, KENSINGTEN MANAGED TO CATCH HER FREE LEG AND NOW TRANSITION INTO A NORMAL BOSTON CRAB, GRABBING BOTH LEGS! Now Lisa is really in trouble! Lisa had a chance to escape that single leg boston crab, but instead of escaping it, now she’s in an even tougher submission to escape! Lisa is scratching and clawing her way to those ropes, but I’m not sure if she’ll be able to make it there in time! Lisa reaching her arm out, can she do it?
Flannery McCoy: YES! LISA MANAGES TO GRAB THE ROPES! Kensingten immediately lets go of the submission, BEFORE STOMPING ONTO LISA’S BACK! Lisa now rolling to the apron, but Kensingten wastes no time going to capitalize as she lifts Lisa over the apron, attempting a suplex- BUT LISA LANDS ON HER FEET BEHIND KENSINGTEN, BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE GERMAN SUPLEX! Lisa rolling back to her feet before lifting Kensingten in a wheelbarrow position- RIGHT INTO THE FULL NELSON RELEASE SUPLEX! KENSINGTEN MIGHT BE OUT, WHAT A COMEBACK BY LISA, AND THERE’S THE COVER!
ONE!
TWO!!
THRE-
Jake Mercer: THE WORLD WAR TWO VETERAN GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Lisa can’t believe it, but I can! Do you really think the same woman that fought alongside George Washington is gonna lose to a move like that?
Flannery McCoy: That’s not even the same war?
Jake Mercer: Please, Flan. I know what I’m talking about. Anyways, Lisa is picking Kensingten up, AND SHE’S GOING FOR THE INVERTED SUPLEX- BUT KENSINGTEN LANDS ONTO HER FEET BEFORE PULLING LISA DOWN INTO A PIN!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE-
Jake Mercer: LISA KICKS OUT, AND LISA MANAGED TO GET BACK TO HER FEET BEFORE KENSI!
Stew-O: Lisa quickly pulling Kensingten up going for a normal suplex, BUT KENSINGTEN CONNECTS WITH A KNEE TO THE TOP OF LISA’S HEAD! KENSINGTEN NOW, PULLING LISA UP, AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A SUPLEX OF HER OWN! KENSINGTEN WITH THE GATOR ROLL TO GET BACK TO HER FEET, AND SHE CONNECTS WITH A SECOND SUPLEX! KENSINGTEN PULLING LISA BACK UP, AND I THINK SHE’S GOING FOR A THIRD- BUT LISA MANAGES TO AVOID THAT ONE AS SHE HITS A KNEE TO KENSINGTEN’S HEAD! LISA MANAGED TO AVOID THE THIRD SUPLEX, AND THERE’S A LARIAT!
Flannery McCoy: KENSINGTEN DUCKED THE LARIAT BEFORE GRABBING LISA’S ARM! HOLD YOUR HORSES!! THE HOLD YOUR HORSES CONNECTS!! THAT WAS ALMOST COMPLETELY OUT OF NOWHERE! THE COVER NOW BY KENSINGTEN, TO MAKE IT TO THE SPECIALISTS SCRAMBLE MATCH!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE-
Flannery McCoy: LISA WREN GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Kensingten is shocked, she thought she had it! Lisa Wren just kicked out of hold your horses, but Kensingten needs to go right back on the offense if she wants to win this! Lisa Wren has faced people such as National Elite Champion Kassidy Heart, and she’s been in multi-man matches before. I’m sure she wants to make it to that Specialists Scramble, so it’s no wonder why she’s giving this match her one hundred percent.
Jake Mercer: That’s true, but let’s not forget the experience Kensingten has with the Specialists Championship, AND in multi-man matches. I’m sure either woman would do just fine in the Specialists Scramble, but if they can’t win tonight they won’t have that match to look forward to! Kensingten picking Lisa up in that electric chair, AND I THINK SHE’S GOING FOR THE BLESS YOUR HEART- BUT LISA SLIPS OFF OF KENSINGTEN’S SHOULDERS BEFORE PUSHING HER INTO THE CORNER! KENSINGTEN TURNING AROUND- RIGHT INTO A DROPKICK INTO THE TURNBUCKLES BY LISA!
Stew-O: Kensingten falling out the corner, and now LISA GRABS KENSINGTEN TO SET UP THAT DDT- BUT KENSINGTEN PICKS LISA UP AND HITS HER WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! Kensingten not going for the cover, instead she grabs the ropes and pulls herself back to her feet! Kensingten picking Lisa up now, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHE’S GOING FOR A LITTLE TOUCH OF SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY- BUT LISA IS ELBOWING KENSINGTEN AS MANY TIMES AS SHE POSSIBLY CAN! KENSINGTEN FORCED TO LET GO, AND LISA HITS AN ENZUIGIRI!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa managing to get back to her feet, and now she looks for that inverted suplex once again, but just like last time Kensingten managed to avoid it! Lisa turning right back towards Kensingten- RIGHT INTO THE SOUTHERN SWAG SHOT- NO! IT DIDN’T CONNECT! LISA AVOIDED THE PUNCH BEFORE KNEEING KENSINGTEN IN THE MIDSECTION! LISA NOW WITH AN IRISH WHIP TO THE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING IN, AND KENSINGTEN HITS A HUGE CLOTHESLINE! LISA LOOKING TO FOLLOW IT UP WITH A BULLDOG- BUT SHE DOESN’T GET IT! THE BULLDOG DOESN’T CONNECT!
Jake Mercer: KENSINGTEN MANAGED TO PUSH LISA AWAY! LISA TURNING BACK TOWARDS KENSINGTEN, AND KENSI LAYS LISA OUT WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE! Both competitors dropped to the mat after the force of that clothesline.. Kensingten needs to find a way to capitalize and get the job done now! Lisa is grabbing onto the ropes, slowly pulling herself up to her feet, meanwhile it looks like Kensi is able to get up on her own! Kensingten now charging in- BUT LISA HITS KENSI WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE! LISA NOW RUNNING UP TO THE TOP ROPE- BUT KENSINGTEN PUSHES HER LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HER!
Stew-O: Lisa just fell down into the tree of woe position after Kensingten pushed her legs out, AND NOW THE FIRST LADY CHARGES IN! BARKIN’ UP THE WRONG TREE!!! THE TREE OF WOE RUNNING KNEE CONNECTS, LISA LOOKS OUT OF IT, SHE’S GOTTA BE FINISHED!! KENSINGTEN NOW DRAGGING LISA AWAY FROM THE ROPES, AND THERE’S THE COVER! KENSINGTEN IS GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Stew-O: NO SHE ISN’T, NOT YET AT LEAST! LISA WREN SOMEHOW MANAGED TO GET THE SHOULDER UP!! KENSINGTEN IS STUNNED, SHE THOUGHT SHE HAD THE MATCH WON! LISA DIDN’T LOOK LIKE SHE HAD ANYTHING LEFT, YET SHE STILL MANAGED TO KICK OUT!
Flannery McCoy: Kensingten pulling Lisa back to her feet, AND SHE SENDS HER SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! LISA STUMBLING OUT OF THE CORNER, AND NOW KENSINGTEN DROPS LISA WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! KENSINGTEN NOT LETTING GO, SHE GETS BACK TO HER FEET AND DELIVERS A SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX! LISA KICKED OUT OF THAT RUNNING KNEE, BUT I HONESTLY DON’T THINK SHE HAS ANYTHING LEFT IN HER, THERE’S NO WAY SHE’S GONNA BE ABLE TO FIGHT BACK HERE! KENSINGTEN BACK TO HER FEET ONCE MORE, AND THERE’S A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX-
Jake Mercer: LISA MANAGED TO FLIP ONTO HER FEET, AND SHE JUST HIT KENSINGTEN WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP BEFORE SHE COULD EVEN THINK OF GETTING BACK UP! WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS HERE! LISA NOW ROLLING OUT TO THE APRON, AND NOW SHE’S MAKING HER WAY UP TO THE TOP ROPE! KENSINGTEN HAS YET TO MOVE AFTER BEING HIT BY THAT DOUBLE FOOT STOMP! LISA NOW, WITH A SECOND DOUBLE FOOT STOMP, THIS TIME HITTING IT AFTER DIVING OFF OF THE TOP ROPE! LISA WREN IMMEDIATELY GOING FOR THE COVER, AND I THINK THAT’S IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Stew-O: KENSINGTEN GRABBED THE ROPES!! KENSINGTEN JUST MANAGED TO GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPE, AND THE REFEREE NOTICED IT JUST BEFORE HE COULD REACH THREE! LISA IS JUST NOW REALIZING WHAT HAPPENED, AND SHE CAN’T BELIEVE HER EYES! Had Lisa dragged Kensingten just a few inches away, I honestly believe this match would’ve been over! Unfortunately she didn’t, and because of that, Lisa can’t declare victory just yet! Kensingten is still here, still in this match, which means Lisa simply needs to do whatever she can in order to put this one away!
Flannery McCoy: Well, it doesn’t look like Lisa is waiting any time to finish this! LISA WITH THE WHEELBARROW RELEASE FULL NELSON SUPLE- WAIT, WAIT HOW!? Kensingten avoids it by landing on her feet! Kensingten managed to land on her feet- AND NOW SHE GRABS LISA FROM BEHIND!! A LITTLE TOUCH OF SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY!! THE SUBMISSION IS LOCKED IN, AND KENSINGTEN HAS NO ISSUE BRINGING HER DOWN TO THE MAT AS SHE CAUGHT LISA OFF GUARD, AND NOW THERE’S THE BODY SCISSORS!! LISA REALLY HAS NOWHERE TO GO RIGHT NOW! SHE’S TRYING TO REACH OUT TO THE ROPES, BUT SHE’S WAY TOO FAR TO REACH ANY OF THEM, AND NOW THAT’S IT!! LISA WREN TAPS OUT!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner….. KKENNNSSIIIINNGGGTTEENNNNN CALLLLHHOOUUUNNNN-ASTOOORRRRRR!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kensingten does it! Kensingten is going into the Specialists Scramble match! What a performance by these two women! Lisa Wren came so close to winning that match, earning one of her biggest opportunities in the company, but in the end Kensingten managed to catch her out of nowhere with a little touch of southern hospitality, and in the end that was enough to get the job done as Lisa had no other choice but to tap out!
Flannery McCoy: Kensingten has fought for the Specialists Championship on numerous occasions now, and she’s come up short each time, can this time be different? That Specialists Scramble match is shaping up to be amazing, I can’t wait to see what happens at Pain for Pride. Congratulations Kensingten!
Jake Mercer: See, I told you! Someone as tough as Kensingten was never going to lose. If you ask me, I think Kensingten has a very good chance of winning the Specialists Championship at Pain for Pride. Looking forward to see what happens next.
(‘Hell on Heels’ hits, and the people in attendance begin to boo as Kensingten lets go of the submission, and gets back to her feet. She has a grin on her face as the referee raises her hand. Soon after she pulls her hand away and begins to celebrate on her own, meanwhile Lisa Wren rolls out of the ring after being forced to tap out to Kensingten’s submission, as the camera begins to fade to a commercial break.)
(Commercial for Tinder starring Chris Elite)
(Commercial for Grindr starring former EAW elitist Ryan Savage)
(Commercial for Pandr starring Colby Sol)
(Dynasty resumes as Friend vs Friend by Company Flow hits as Lethal Consequences steps out onto the stage. The 50 fans in attendance give the hall of famer mixed reaction, but a loud mixed reaction. Lethal Consequences makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for..
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!!
Stephie Love: Making his way to the ring.. From Oakland, California!! Weighing in at 230lbs!!! THE INEVITABLE!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!
Stew-O: Last week, Lethal Consequences was seen backstage attacking one of TLA’s Poon Palace Mamacitas over his laptop that was stolen and broken earlier on. Luckily TLA came just in time to save her, but unfortunately for TLA.. Lethal Consequences dropped him with a No Cal crotch shot.
Jake Mercer: Like I said last week. It’s an eye for an eye. If TLA couldn’t handle the consequences of messing with Lethal Consequences and his property, he should have never stolen the laptop in the first place.
Flannery McCoy: But does it need to escalate to Lethal Consequences beating one of his Poons backstage?
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences is a man that will do what he wants when he wants, so if he wants to beat up some Poon, then that’s what he’s going to do.
(Middle Fingers by Missio hits as Korey Gaines steps out onto the stage. The crowd also gives him a mixed reaction as some of his diehard fans still chant his name while others who aren’t a fan of his new found aggression boo him. Korey smirks at the people behind the plexiglass before making his way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent!! From Oklahoma City, Oklahoma!! Weighing in at 170lbs!!! THE AERIAL BASTARD!!! KOREY GAINES!!!!
Stew-O: Well if one person can match the aggression of Lethal Consequences it Korey Gaines. Korey picked up a big victory last week in 6 man tag action securing the victory for his team.
Flannery McCoy: Korey definitely wants to keep that momentum rolling as a victory over Lethal Consequences will open up a lot of eyes. He’s been training incredibly in the gym and tonight would be a great night to showcase what all of that training is for!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go! This match starts off with Korey Gaines charging at the Hall of Famer with a running lariat! Lethal Consequences ducks under the arm as Korey Gaines continues running towards the ropes! He bounces back as Lethal Consequences turns around! Dropkick to the knee by Korey Gaines that sends Lethal Consequences down onto that knee! Korey quickly gets back up to his feet and smack his boot up against Lethal Conequences’ chest with quick kick! Korey with another kick to the chest of Lethal Consequences as we can hear the sound of his boot snapping against Lethal’s torso! Lethal Consequences clutches at his chest and yells out in pain from that shot! Korey now takes a step back then goes for a step up enzuigiri on Lethal Consequences while he’s down on his knee!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! Lethal Consequences ducks his head as Korey Gaines misses entirely and lands face first onto the canvas! Korey quickly works his way up to his hands and knees then up to his feet as Lethal Consequences is still down on his knees behind him. Lethal Consequences gets up and wraps his arms around the head of Korey Gaines from behind like a sleeper hold, then pulls him back as Korey cracks his back against the knee of Lethal Consequences! That’s the sleeper slam backbreaker! Or what Lethal Consequences likes to call the Flashback!
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences gets up to his feet as he stomps down onto the abdomen of Korey Gaines! Lethal grab Korey by the head and brings him up to his feet! Lethal Consequences now with an irish whip to the corner as Korey Gaines crashes up against the corner turnbuckles! Lethal Consequences now charges at Korey Gaines!! Running lariat onto Korey in the corner!!
Stew-O: NO!! Korey gets his boots up as he catches Lethal Consequences in the face!! Lethal Consequences staggers back and grabs at his face in pain! Korey steps towards him.. BUT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT THAT SENDS GAINES BACK INTO THE CORNER!! Lethal now steps up to Korey Gaines and connects with a hard knife edged chop! Another! Lethal Consequences now grabs Korey’s arm as he whips Korey so hard to the other side of the ring that he falls in the process! Korey doesn’t crash up against the turnbuckle though as he uses his impressive athleticism to leap up onto the top rope! Korey turns around while standing on the top rope as lethal Consequences gets back up to his feet! RED DIRT NAP BY KOREY GAINES!!! THE DIVING REVERSE STO CONNECTS ONTO THE HALL OF FAMER!!!
Flannery McCoy: Those gym sessions are really paying off for Korey. That display of athleticism and quickness is very impressive!
Jake Mercer: You know, Korey hits the gym so hard that people are starting to confuse him for Arnold Schwarzenegger!
Flannery McCoy: Korey puts in work.. But really? Arnold?
Jake Mercer: You’re right.. Arnold isn’t nearly as swoll.
Flannery McCoy: :ohlawd:
Stew-O: Korey Gaines is back up to his feet as Lethal Consequences is now up to his hands and knees. Korey runs to the far ropes! He bounces back!! And Korey connects with a powerful dropkick that sends Lethal Consequences into the side ropes! Lethal Consequences has his head and arms over the middle rope as Korey gets up to his feet! Korey stands right behind Lethal Consequences as he grabs the top rope! Korey uses the ropes to slingshot himself in the air and over the top rope as he lands a vicious leg drop down onto the hanging head of Lethal Consequences!! That right there was his wrecking ball leg drop!! The forces of that moves causes Lethal Consequences to fall back onto his back on the canvas of the ring as Korey lands onto the ringside floor!
Jake Mercer: Korey Gaines slides himself into the ring! He makes his way over to Lethal Consequences who is up to his hands and knees! KOREY WITH A SLAP ACROSS THE TOP OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HEAD!! And now a kick to the abdomen by Korey than sends Lethal Consequences down to the canvas!! Korey makes his way over to the corner as he climbs up to the top rope! He looks down at Lethal Conseuences who is getting back up to his hands and knees facing away from Korey Gaines! Lethal Consequences stands up.. OKLAHOMA SHOOTING STAR!!! NO!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES TURNED HIS HEAD AND SAW KOREY GAINES JUST IN TIME TO GET OUT OF THE WAY AS KOREY SLAMS FACE FIRST AGAINST THE CANVAS!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences now grabs Korey Gaines who is out of it right now after that high risk move!! Lethal Consequences brings him up to his feet!! ROWS PEDAL!!! SWINGING REVERSE STO BY THE HALL OF FAMER!! IT CONNECTS!!! And Lethal Consequences drops down for the pin!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY KOREY GAINES!!! Lethal Consequences gets up to his feet as he reaches down and grabs Korey by the legs! He interlocks them with his as it looks like he’s going for the Sharpshooter!! No!! Korey is kicking him away with everything he’s got!! Lethal Consequences backs up as Korey gets up to his feet!! Knife Edge Chop by Lethal Consequences!! Kick to the leg by Korey Gaines! Knife Edge chop by Lethal Consequences!!! Another Kick by Korey! Lethal Consequences with another Knife Edge chop as his time he follows it up by irish whipping Korey Gaines to the side ropes!! Korey bounces back!! LARIAT BY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!
Flannery McCoy: No!!! Korey Gaines ducks underneath the arm!! Lethal Consequences turns around.. ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY KOREY GAINES!! Lethal Consequences stumbles on his feet as he moves around groggily!! Korey with a spinning heel kick to the abdomen!!! Now a kick to the side of the leg!! Lethal Consequences bends down and grabs at his leg!! ENZUIGIRI BY GAINES!! That shot forces Lethal Consequences to drop down to his knees!! Korey gets back up to his feet!! SUPERKICK TO THE FACE OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!! IT CONNECTS AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DROP DOWN TO THE CANVAS INSTANTLY!! KICK KICK SUPERKICK PARTY!!!!! KOREY GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: Kickout by Lethal Consequences!!! Korey Gaines gets back up to his feet as he stomps down onto Lethal Consequences stomach forcing him to pop up into a seated position!! PENALTY KICK TO THE CHEST BY KOREY GAINES AS IT SENDS THE HALL OF FAMER BACK DOWN!! Korey now kicks Lethal Consequences in the side as Lethal Consequences turns onto his stomach! Korey makes his way over to the corner.. He climbs up to the top rope!! He faces the 50 fans in the arena!! 405 CHIROPRACTOR!!! DOUBLE ROTATION MOONSAULT!!
Flannery McCoy: LCR!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GOT UP JUST IN TIME AND BASHED HIS ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF THE SPINNING KOREY GAINES!!! THE AMOUNT OF MOMENTUM DRIVING INTO THAT ELBOW!!! Lethal Consequences drops down for the pin!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Friend vs Friend by Company Flow hits as Lethal Consequences stands up and gets his hand raised by the referee. The crowd cheers after an incredible finish to the match as Lethal Consequences looks down at Korey Gaines who is out cold on the canvas of the ring.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!
Stew-O: Great victory for the Hall of Famer here tonight. He may be facing some pain and discomfort from his encounter with TLA from last week along with the speed and aggression that he faced against Korey Gaines here tonight, but he managed to fight through it and pick up the victory.
Jake Mercer: That LCR is as lethal as his name. And it’s quite obvious that TLA was on his mind when he it here tonight. That was a message being sent by the Hall of Famer.
(The camera shows Lethal Consequences walking back up the ramp before the screen fades to black)
(The camera cuts backstage to the Dynasty General Manager’s office where a loud argument can be heard from within. The cameraman slowly approaches as the words slowly become clearer for all to hear.)
Ronan Malosi: I said what I said! JESUS AIN’T BLACK!
StarrStan: Iight. So what did he look like then?
Ronan Malosi: HOT TAKE! He looks more like Drake King.
StarrStan: audibly facepalms
(The cameraman enters the room to see Ronan Malosi aggressively putting both arms down on StarrStan’s desk. Starr looks not at all concerned as he stares at Ronan with his eyes half closed looking about ready to fall asleep.)
StarrStan: So… did you actually come to my office for a reason or nah?
Ronan Malosi: Look Starr. You know it. I know it. It’s not even a hot take. It is the cold hard facts. My ratings are all the proof you need! Just look. Just look at them Starr!
StarrStan: No.
Ronan Malosi: LOOK AT THEM!
StarrStan: Nah.
Ronan Malosi: You dare… Look… I have the highest rated segments… IN ALL OF EAW. That means one thing and one very important thing that you just have to get through your thick skull.
StarrStan: I don’t have to do anything. Who the hell do you think you are?
Ronan Malosi: Like I said… my ratings are the highest in all of EAW which means I am money. I can line both of our pockets but I just need that exposure.
StarrStan: So you want a match? Maybe I can arrange you to get your ass kicked if you really want that so badly.
Ronan Malosi: You are a funny guy. That’s why you are the boss. You know what the people want! You know that the people want Ronan Malosi!
StarrStan: O
Ronan Malosi: YOU KNOW THAT THE PEOPLE WANT RONAN MALOSI TO MAIN EVENT PAIN FOR PRIDE!
StarrStan: :skip:
Ronan Malosi: :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
(There is an awkward silence as Ronan Malosi holds up an imaginary championship belt and falls to his knees as if living out his Pain for Pride moment in which his boyhood dream has come true with him becoming the World Heavyweight Champion.)
Ronan Malosi: It’s gonna happen.
StarrStan: No it’s not.
Ronan Malosi: :mjcry:
StarrStan: You are lucky to even be getting a match at Pain for Pride and if I was smart I would kick you off my roster entirely for being such a little bitch. You know what happened to the last person who got on my bad side? Do you see Kensingten around here anyway?
Ronan Malosi: I’m not here tho boss. I’m so much better!
StarrStan: You aren’t getting it.
Ronan Malosi: But I deserve it! My main event! :noah:
StarrStan: Look. I’m not a total asshole. You may be an annoying son of a bitch but maybe you do deserve something. You have been working hard and you have been improving but that doesn’t put you in an elite class. That doesn’t mean you get to main event Pain for Pride. This isn’t a popularity contest. If it was I can think of several other people on Dynasty who would be in the main event before you. But the fact that you came in here tells me that you are ready to fight.
Ronan Malosi: Well actually I was mostly just hoping you would hand me the main event I deserve… but I guess that’s one way of looking at it.
StarrStan: You know you should probably shut your mouth when I’m trying to find a silver lining to your bullshit…
Ronan Malosi: :lupe:
StarrStan: I’m actually glad you came here because I did have an idea for you and I think it’s something you could do very well in. Take your career to the next level. Maybe even get you that main event you so desperately crave.
Ronan Malosi: Good. Because I am the only one who deserves it! Everyone else can suck my balls!
StarrStan: Indeed I am glad you came here but you clearly didn’t get my message because I didn’t just invite you…
(Ronan Malosi turns around to see seven other people standing behind him.)
Ronan Malosi: :whoa:
StarrStan: I invited everyone here who deserves an opportunity to break through to the next level here on Dynasty or whatever brand you end up on after Pain for Pride.
???: What were you saying about sucking your balls?
(Ronan Malosi backs away as Jon Kelton approaches him.)
???: Wh@t w3r3 y0u s@y!ng @b0ut m3 pl3ighb0i?
(Ronan Malosi looks confused as W1LH3LM approaches him.)
Ronan Malosi: Woah woah guys calm down…
(Ronan Malosi is knocked to the ground as he is crowded in on by Jon Kelton, W1LH3LM, Lisa Wren, Jason McKormick, Korey Gaines, and Christian DeMarco.)
Ronan Malosi: HOT TAKE! I was just kidding about all that before…
StarrStan: Stand the fuck up. I won’t have Dynasty looking this pathetic… I see all of you as my personal representatives for everything that I have carefully cultivated here over the past year. You won’t be humiliating me. Cuz you will all be receiving a very special opportunity but you are not the only ones. There will also be competitors from Voltage and Showdown coming to take away that chance from all of you. I expect one of you to get the job done. You better not let me down.
Lisa Wren: So boss… what is this opportunity?
StarrStan: I’m glad you asked Lisa. This is a match that has become an EAW tradition of sorts. In the past it has been seen as a punishment. A filler match that has caused roster members to quit the company ashamed of their placement on the card. Well I won’t have any of that this year. If any of you have a problem with this match feel free to fuck right off and never show your face around this locker room again. This match is an honor and it is a chance to really take your career to the next level.
Korey Gaines: Ah I think I know what you are talking about…
StarrStan: Indeed. You will all be competing in this year’s 24/7 Battle Royal!
Jason McKormick: Oh shit!
StarrStan: This is a match to really set yourself out from the pack and make a career resurgence… or to break out of it. This match has been utilized by the likes of Jack Ripley, Theron Nikolas, and Consuela Rose Ava. All three are superstars in their own right. Things may have been different if they never took advantage of this opportunity. The same opportunity that I now give to all of you. Don’t make me regret it.
Ronan Malosi: I don’t see why we can’t just skip all this and award me the win. HOT TAKE! It’s a foregone conclusion that Ronan will win this thing no matter how many jobbers you throw in front of me!
Christian DeMarco: Did you just call me a jobber? Did we not just beat you earlier and made you throw a temper tantrum against your partner?
Ronan Malosi: A tantrum, no I made a STATEMENT and you can be next! And about you being a jobber.. I mean if you have to ask… :mjlol:
(The other roster members quickly go after Ronan Malosi who runs out of the office door to escape. Starr gets up and slams his door shut behind him shaking his head.)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for bacon wrapped fried chicken featuring Xander Payne.)
(Dynasty fades into the ringside area.)
(The camera fades to the arena, focusing on Stephie Love, who is standing on her own in the center of the ring with a microphone in her hand.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… The following contest is scheduled for one fall
Stephie Love: Introducing first…
(Smoke and Drive by Machine Gun Kelly blasts throughout the arena as Justin Windgate makes his entrance. The few fans in attendance go crazy as Justin appears on stage and then slowly makes his way down the ramp. He makes his way to the ring without wasting any time, as he looks more focused than ever although he is still keeping his chill composure)
Stephie Love: From Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 225 pounds… The Xtreme Classic… JUSTIN WINDGATE!
Jake Mercer: Oh no, it’s that guy again…
Stew-O: Come on, Jake. Let’s cut Justin some slack, alright? After losing the New Breed Championship to Jalyn Garcia, Justin has had some rough moments but he is now ready to get back on track! And what better way than by winning the Cash in the Vault ladder match at Pain for Pride!
Flannery McCoy: That’s very true, however Justin Windgate has a very big fight awaiting him tonight and he should not underestimate his opponent. Jon Kelton questioned whether Justin is a “waste of a Cash in the Vault” slot or not and I’m sure the Xtreme Classic wants to shut his mouth for good, here tonight.
(Justin Windgate is seen stretching in the corner as ‘Last Strike’ by Polo G plays up and Jon Kelton makes his entrance. The Chosen One walks down the ramp without even acknowledging the fans in attendance and most of all, without taking his eyes off Justin Windgate who is still warming up inside the ring).
Stephie Love: And introducing his opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 225 pounds… JON KELTON!
Stew-O: Jon Kelton made an impressive return to EAW lately and much like Justin Windgate, he goes back to the early ages of this company. He has made history in the past but now he is back for more.
Jake Mercer: Jon Kelton is a veteran, let’s make no mistake about it. Tonight he gets a chance to fight someone with a similar career pattern, someone who has been here quite a long time although Justin took some time off as well. It will be interesting to see how Jon fares against Justin tonight. Although it pains me to admit it, Windgate is indeed one of the toughest dogs on Dynasty right now.
(Jon Kelton steps inside the ring as the referee gets ready to get this match started)
(DING DING DING)
Stew-O: Ladies and Gentlemen, the match is underway! Justin Windgate approaches Jon Kelton in the middle of the ring, I guess he’s trying to go for a test of strength just to get a first taste of his opponent, but it looks like Kelton wants none of it as he slaps Windgate across the face with a tremendous shot! Justin Windgate stumbles back before charging in immediately but Jon Kelton has him scouted and he doesn’t get caught by surprise, as he flattens Windgate with a shoulder tackle. The former New Breed Champion gets right back to his feet but Jon is right on top of him and he drives him spine first against the turnbuckle! Ouch! What a brutal Irish Whip there!
Flannery McCoy: Jon Kelton has been shown an impressive amount of aggressiveness straight out of the gates here, it looks like the years spent away from EAW haven’t slowed him down one bit! Jon Kelton is now pounding Windigate in the corner with a brutal sequence of knee strikes to the midsection, he’s taking the “Wind” out of Windgate for sure. The referee pushes Jon Kelton off Windgate to create some separation between the two… Jon Kelton charges in yet again with a corner splash! No! Nobody’s home! Justin Windgate gets out of the way just in time as he runs towards the ropes, Jon Kelton is stunned… BULLDOG BY THE XTREME CLASSIC JUSTIN WINDGATE!
Jake Mercer: Welcome back to EAW, Jon! Incredible counter by Justin Windgate who has somehow found a way to turn things around and he is now in control of the match. Jon Kelton is kneeling, he’s struggling to get back to his feet…. Superkick by Justin Windgate… NO! Nevermind, I’ve spoken too soon, Jon Jelton found a way to duck under and avoid further damage, Justin Windgate is stunned as he almost lost his footing there! Jon Kelton catches his arm and tries to wrestle him down to the mat, I guess he’s trying to lock him in a crossface predicament but Justin Windgate wants none of that and rightfully so! Justin Windgate somehow finds a way to roll through and avoid the damage! DDT OUT OF NOWHERE BY JUSTIN WINDGATE! JON KELTON IS STUNNED, JUSTIN MIGHT BE ABLE TO STEAL ONE HERE…
ONEEEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stew-O: And a Kickout! That’s an example of how quick and unpredictable the Xtreme Classic can be inside the ring! I think Jon Kelton is out of it, he is rolling out of the ring to catch a breather but I’m not sure Justin Windgate is going to allow that to happen. Justin! He is running towards the ropes, he has his sights set to Jon Kelton on the outside! Suicide Div… NOPE! JON KELTON WITH A MASSIVE FOREARM SHOT TO THE HEAD OF JUSTIN WINDGATE! HE STOPPED HIM RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS! Justin Windgate is literally hanging on the second rope, almost lifeless as Jon Kelton quickly climbs on top of the apron and rushes towards him with a vicious knee strike who sends him right back inside the ring!
Flannery McCoy: Insane back and forth action here between these two amazing athletes! Jon Kelton is now begging for Justin Windgate to get back to his feet, he is ready to hit him with the heavy artillery now! Justin is stumbling back to his feet, Jon Kelton hops on the top rope and leaps in the air… SPRINGBOARD DDT… NO WAY, JUSTIN WINDGATE CAUGHT HIM IN MID AIR WITH A SUPERKICK, IS JON KELTON DEAD?! JUSTIN WINDGATE WITH THE COVER OFF AN AMAZING COUNTER….
ONEEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOO
THR————-
Stew-O: NO! Jon Kelton got the shoulder up! Jon Kelton is clearly showing how time hasn’t slowed him down one bit but Justin Windgate is no pushover for sure! Jon has to find a way to keep Justin Windgate down but it won’t be an easy task to accomplish, as the former New Breed Champion surely has the heart of a lion. Justin now is trying to make the most out of the advantage he got earlier with that Superkick and he keeps up the pressure on Kelton, he picks him up by the hair as the referee doesn’t sound happy at all and asks him to let him go… TWIST OF FATE BY JON KELTON OUT OF NOWHERE! JUSTIN WINDGATE WAS COMPLETELY CAUGHT BY SURPRISE HERE, JON KELTON NAILED HIM WITH A TWIST OF FATE AS THE REFEREE WAS ARGUING WITH JUSTIN BUT… HE IS NOT GOING FOR THE COVER, HE HAS TRANSITIONED INTO A CROSSFACE ATTEMPT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! JUSTIN WINDGATE MIGHT HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO TAP OUT HERE! HE IS SLOWLY CRAWLING TOWARDS THE ROPES AS HE TRIES TO FORCE A BREAK BUT JON KELTON IS STILL ON TOP OF HIM. HE DOES NOT WANT TO LET HIM GO, JUSTIN HAS TO FIND ANOTHER WAY TO REVERSE THIS PREDICAMENT…
Jake Mercer: And he does! Justin Windgate has somehow found a way to roll on his back and he has forced Jon Kelton to release the hold momentarily, both men get right back to their feet with an impressive display of agility there, Jon Kelton was just a little bit faster there and he extends his arm trying to catch Justin with a clothesline, BUT WINDGATE DUCKS UNDER AT THE VERY LAST SECOND AND HITS HIM WITH A PELE KICK! JON KELTON IS STUNNED AND HE STUMBLES ALL THE WAY TO THE CORNER, STILL GASPING FOR AIR! JUSTIN WINDGATE WASTES NO TIME AND GOES RIGHT BACK ON THE ATTACK, HE GRABS JON KELTON BY THE NECK…
Flannery McCoy: Oh no, I don’t like where this is going! I guess Justin Windgate is now going for his signature Sliced Bread, the Run it up! JUSTIN WINDGATE CLIMBS THE ROPES AND LEAPS IN THE AIR, BUT JON KELTON HAS THAT MOVE SCOUTED AND HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO STOP WINDGATE FROM HITTING THE RUN IT UP, JON KELTON NOW HAS WINDGATE ON HIS RIGHT SHOULDER, HE HAS TO DO SOMETHING FAST AS I AM NOT SURE FOR HOW LONG HE WILL BE ABLE TO CARRY THE XTREME CLASSIC AROUND! JON KELTON TRANSITIONS HIM INTO A SIDEWALK SLAM PREDICAMENT AND BOOM! HE JUST NAILED HIM ON THE MAT WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM, INCREDIBLE SEQUENCE THERE! COVER…
ONEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOO
THR————
Stew-O: Kickout by Justin Windgate just in time, he barely survived that one! Amazing back and forth action between these two, both of these men have been away for a while but it really looks as if they have been here since forever! Justin clearly has no need to prove that to us, he’s been the New Breed Champion for the better half of this season but what an impressive display by Jon Kelton who is showing the world how he can easily hang with the top dogs of Dynasty! Jon Kelton now thinks it’s time to put this one away, he waits patiently for Justin Windgate to get back to his feet… Kick to the guts of Justin Windgate who almost collapses to his knees but Jon Kelton is quick enough to catch him and hook his arms behind his back. EGO TRIP! THE EGO TRIP DDT… NO, JUSTIN WINDGATE POWERED OUT OF THAT PREDICAMENT AND HE HAS JUST SENT JON KELTON FLYING BEHIND HIS BACK WITH AN IMPRESSIVE BACK BODY DROP, JON KELTON GOES FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND LANDS ON THE APRON… JUSTIN WINDGATE COLLAPSES TO HIS KNEES AND HAS A LOOK AROUND… NO… DON’T DO THIS, JUSTIN!
Jake Mercer: Jon Kelton is still stunned on the apron as Justin Windgate is sizing him up, he runs towards him and hops over the top rope… HAIL MARY! SLINGSHOT DDT ON THE APRON, HE JUST SPIKED JON KELTON’S HEAD ON THE APRON AND REMEMBER, THAT IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING! JUSTIN WINDGATE WASTES NO TIME AND QUICKLY RUSHES RIGHT BACK INSIDE THE RING, PULLING JON KELTON IN MIDDLE OF THE SQUARED CIRCLE TO PREVENT HIM FROM GETTING A HOLD OF THE ROPES, HE GOES FOR THE COVER… KICKOUT PLEASE! DO NOT LET THIS DEADBEAT STONER WIN THIS MATCH!
ONEEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOO
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: NO WAY! I can’t believe what I’ve just witnessed, Jon Kelton has somehow found a way to Kick Out of that! Jon Kelton survives the Hail Mary DDT with an impressive show of resiliency! Frustration is growing on Justin Windgate’s expression, he thought he had it easy against Jon Kelton but this man is still at the top of his game! Justin Windgate says it’s time to put this one away, the clock says its 4:20 and you know what’s coming next! The X Factor! Justin Windgate climbs the top turnbuckle as Jon Kelton is still gasping for air on the mat, the perfect position for the Shooting Star Press… JUSTIN WINDGATE GOES FOR THE X FACTOR BUT JON KELTON GETS OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME, NOBODY’S HOME! JUSTIN WINDGATE CRASHES ON THE MAT WITH A SICKENING THUD AS JON KELTON GETS RIGHT BACK TO HIS FEET, HE PICKS HIM UP, HOOKS HIS ARMS BEHIND HIS BACK AND HE HITS HIM WITH HIS DDT! EGO TRIP CONNECTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING, JON KELTON GOES FOR THE COVER…
ONEEEEEE
TWOOOOOO
THREEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: NOPE! Justin Windgate got his shoulder up at the very last moment! Justin Windgate has survived the Ego Trip! Jon Kelton cannot believe it! Jon Kelton being the veteran that he is, he knows he has to put this match away right here right now, there’s no time to waste! Jon picks Justin Windgate up yet again, he goes for the Spanish Fly as he wraps his arm around Justin’s neck. Are we going to see the Gods Last Gift? NO! JUSTIN WINDGATE KNOWS HE END MIGHT BE NEAR FOR HIM AND HE FIGHTS OUT OF THAT PREDICAMENT, LEFTS AND RIGHTS TO THE JAW OF JON KELTON AS HE FREES HIMSELF FROM THAT PREDICAMENT…
Flannery McCoy: JUSTIN GOES FOR THE LIGHTS OUT, NO! JON KELTON PUSHES HIM AWAY, JUSTIN CHARGES IN YET AGAIN BUT HE GETS CAUGHT WITH A KICK TO THE GUTS BY JON KELTON WHO QUICKLY LOCKS HIS ARMS AND GOES FOR THE EGO TRIP YET AGAIN… NO WAY, JUSTIN JUST POWERED THROUGH YET AGAIN AS HE FLIPS HIM AROUND, JON KELTON IS EXPOSED! LIGHTS OUT CONNECTS! THIS TIME HE GOT HIM FOR GOOD, JON KELTON HAS BEEN PUT DOWN AFTER AN AMAZING SEQUENCE OF BACK AND FORTH REVERSALS! JUSTIN GOES FOR THE COVER….
ONEEEEEEEEE
TWOOOOOOOOOO
THREEEEEEEEEEE
(DING DING DING)
(Smoke and Drive by Machine Gun Kelly plays up as Justin Windgate slowly gets back to his feet. The referee checks on Jon Kelton to make sure he is okay and once the man nods, he turns his attention right back to Justin Windgate as he raises the Xtreme Classic’s hand in celebration)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… the Xtreme Classic! Justin Windgate!
Jake Mercer: Please tell me this isn’t real. That lowlife scum just beat a returning veteran… this is outrageous! Get Justin Windgate off my face now!
Stew-O: Relax, man. Justin earned it! Besides, Jon Kelton has nothing to be ashamed of. He just went back and forth against a former New Breed Champion and one of the Cash In the Vault contenders. Justin Windgate gets some much needed momentum heading into Pain for Pride as Jon Kelton got a chance to shake some of the cobwebs and get back on track!
Flannery McCoy: Either way, I’m excited to see what the future holds for these two veterans! They both contributed in making EAW’s history and tonight they just gave us a show of their impressive skills!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the upcoming Free Per View Pain for Pride)
(The camera fades from the ringside area and switches backstage. Andre Walker is seen walking towards the office of Dynasty General Manager, Starr Stan. To say Andre is annoyed over what happened at Fighting Spirit: Omaha would be an understatement. He’s furious. Andre forced the New Breed Champion, Jalyn Garcia, to throw everything he had at him, and then some, but it wasn’t enough for Jalyn to truly win the match in decisive fashion. There was controversy surrounding the ending because Andre’s foot was on the bottom rope and the referee continued with the count. Just thinking about the match ending made Andre shake his head in disgust. In his opinion, he should be the New Breed Champion right now.)
(Andre stops in front of Starr Stan’s office and sees that the door is open. The General Manager is inside and quickly senses that someone’s walked up. He sees Andre and motions for him to come inside.)
Starr Stan: Hey, Andre. How can I help you?
Andre Walker: I was hoping I could speak to you about what happened at Fighting Spirit.
Starr Stan: Ahhh. It was a tough break, but I have no doubt that you’ll bounce back. You showed a lot of heart during that match against Jalyn. It’s a shame it ended the way it did.
(Andre frowned because Starr Stan was definitely understating the situation.)
Andre Walker: I mean, it was an actual travesty if you want me to be honest. Saying that it’s a shame it ended the way it did kind of understates the fact I had my first ever championship match end prematurely, and I’ve been left to wonder whether or not I could have pulled the victory out in the end. I know I could have won that match because I had an answer for everything Jalyn tried to throw at me. He gave me his best and it wasn’t good enough, at least up until the point where the match was ended.
Starr Stan: You were dealt an unfortunate hand, but that happens sometimes. If I learned anything during my days as an Elitist, it’s that things don’t always end fairly. You’re extremely talented, though. I doubt this type of setback hinders your progress here in EAW. You have a massive opportunity later on tonight alongside Kasey Kaos to pick up a huge win over Chris Elite and Serena Bennett.
Andre Walker: With all due respect, I don’t give a fuck about that match right now. I’ll do my part to make sure we win, and Kasey better do hers if she knows what’s good for her. But right now, what I want to know is what you’re going to do about fixing what happened at Fighting Spirit. I didn’t come to your office to get a pep talk or to be told that things don’t always end fairly. I’m not about that because if something ‘unfair’ happens to me, I’m going to make sure it gets fixed. I would really hate to think that you and everyone else in power around here is alright with having incompetent referees handling major championship matches.
(Starr Stan forces a smile across his face. He knows that Andre is clearly angry, so he does his best to ignore the fact Andre is speaking to him in a disrespectful tone of voice.)
Starr Stan: I understand your frustration, Andre, believe me. I do. There’s not a lot I can do about a match result that happened on a Voltage exclusive show. The referee that was in charge of your New Breed Championship match was a Voltage referee…
Andre Walker: Which honestly makes this whole situation even more fucked up, because he could have reversed the decision AFTER he saw my foot on the rope. He could have waved off the bell. He could have restarted the match. He did none of those things and the Voltage appointed referee made sure that the Voltage Elitist who just happened to be the New Breed Champion walked out of Fighting Spirit with the championship still in his hands. You know that looks bad, right? Why hasn’t Captain Charisma taken any action?
Starr Stan: How do you know Captain Charisma hasn’t?
Andre Walker: Bruh, that’s why I’m asking you. Someone needs to do something. Look, I don’t give a fuck if that clown Bronson Daniels has a shot at the New Breed Championship come Pain for Pride or not. I was robbed during my match and I want justice for myself. I will go to Voltage and challenge Jalyn myself if I have too, but I’m getting another chance at the New Breed Championship.
(A sigh escapes from Starr Stan and he stands up, placing his hands in his pockets. It’s obvious that Andre is not going to let what happened at Fighting Spirit go.)
Andre Walker: I warned everyone this week that I was coming back with a vengeance, and after giving it some thought, I know that I should be standing here as the New Breed Champion. I know a lot of people want to criticize me for my ego because I haven’t been around long enough to pay my dues, but I know my worth and what I bring to the table. I’m championship material and someone who is going to break a lot of records around here. I’ll never not fight for myself, especially when I was fucked over. A fire has been lit, Starr Stan, and I’m not going to be the victim of biased refereeing. Are you going to do the right thing, or am I going to Voltage this Sunday and making things right for myself?
(Starr Stan takes a deep breath. Showdown’s Bronson Daniels had rightfully earned the chance to face Jalyn at Pain for Pride, but he knew that Andre had a case for himself. The two men were silent for a few moments before Starr Stan finally sighed.)
Starr Stan: Look, you have every right to want justice for yourself, and going to Voltage this weekend won’t be necessary. I’m sure Captain Charisma and Ryan Wilson won’t have a problem with this, so how about we make the New Breed Championship match at Pain for Pride a Triple Threat? Jalyn Garcia can defend against Bronson and yourself.
(Andre takes a moment to think this over. A Triple Threat at Pain for Pride sounded pretty good to him, so he nods his head.)
Andre Walker: As long as the match is called fairly, that’s fine with me. Thanks for finally seeing things my way, StarrStan.
(Andre turns and makes his exit, pleased with the outcome. He was going to get another chance to capture the New Breed Championship, and ultimately that had been his goal tonight. A smirk crosses his face as he heads down the hallway, and out of sight as Dynasty fades to ringside.)
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(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: My god… you have no idea how good it is to hear that again…
Crowd: <3 <3 <3
Stephie Love: The winner of this match will qualify to compete in the Cash in the Vault Ladder Match at Pain for Pride!!!
(“Paranoid” by I Prevail hits to a mixed reaction from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Rotterdam, Netherlands weighing in at 258 pounds he is “The King of Respec Style” SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
(SKA makes his way out to the ring looking ready to tear the house down tonight.)
Stew-O: SKA is a man who is out to do some damage this week. He claims that there is no more Mr. Nice SKA so Darcy better watch out because this man ain’t playin’.
Flannery McCoy: SKA has brought the heat this week referring to his opponent as Arsey Darcy and you know that just won’t sit well with her.
Jake Mercer: Ahahaha I get it. Arsey Darcy and won’t sit well. :mjgrin:
Flannery McCoy: Yes that was my intention Jake. Good job.
(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea hits as fans attempt to throw trash at Darcy May Morgan only for it to ricochet off the glass barriers and hit them in the faces.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent from Kent, United Kingdom weighing in at 130 pounds she is “The Leading Lady” DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCY MAY MORRRRRRRRRRRRRRGAN!!!
(Darcy May Morgan comes out to the ring looking pissed from behind her dark sunglasses as she laughs at the crowd and their failure to harass her.)
Stew-O: Darcy May Morgan is the warpath here tonight. She is upset over losing her Specialists Championship but if she wins tonight she will have the opportunity for an even greater prize!
Jake Mercer: Some people might say that Darcy being upset and frustrated is a bad thing that her opponent will take advantage of. But for her somehow I think it means bad news for her opponent!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy May Morgan prides herself on being the Leading Lady. That means she won’t follow anyone around here! She has to win this match if she truly wants to lead the pack for Dynasty in competing in Cash in the Vault!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Let’s get this Cash in the Vault Match started!!! Darcy May Morgan and SKA lock up in the ring as they grapple to see who is stronger! Surprisingly they are fighting back and forth and look at the tenacity being shown by Darcy! The socially distanced crowd is on their feet as they wonder who will gain the advantage to start things off here tonight. The lockup is broken suddenly as SKA suddenly hits Darcy with a hard elbow shot to the head catching her off guard. SKA spins around with a Spinning Back Elbow catching Darcy on the other side of her head!!! NO! Darcy ducks it! SKA spins around his elbow hitting nothing but air… but he sees Darcy move! He goes in for a Spinning Kick instead! Roundhouse Kick to the head of Darcy! NO! Darcy leaps in the air and rolls in order to avoid that too! Now Darcy goes in rocking SKA’s face with a series of lightning fast strikes knocking him right into the ropes. SKA tries to roll across the ropes to escape into the corner but Darcy is relentless and won’t stop hitting him! Darcy now with hard Shoulder Thrusts to the gut repeatedly goring into SKA in the corner! Darcy knocks him down as she runs the ropes to gain momentum… SKA pulls himself back up… but Darcy with a Running Clothesline right into the corner! Darcy Maynia is running wild!
Flannery McCoy: Darcy May Morgan with a thunderous bitch slap right to the face of SKA who has been shook! SKA taking some punishment and humiliation in the early going of this contest as he looks to take even more! But in spite of all that he is still standing as he raises up his arms ready to fight! He throws a hard forearm… but Darcy ducks it! SKA immediately goes down grabbing the leg of Darcy trying to take her off her feet. He locks his arms around her leg as Darcy immediately leaps trying to hit him with the other leg! But he ducks that and manages to hold on to her leg now in the reverse position! He pulls back on her leg looking to toss her back! SKA pulling her down! But Darcy is fighting back! A hard elbow shot right to the head of SKA… as she leaps backwards kicking him in the face and rolling out of the hold! SKA falls back into the corner… but her bursts out and chop blocks her leg before she can completely get up! Down goes Darcy! SKA grabs her leg again and pulls her back… all the way over his head! Darcy whipped backwards landing head first into the turnbuckle! Impressive strength from SKA! SKA showing some resilience to make the come back as it looks like this match is about to be a back and forth one with neither competitor able to gain a concrete advantage thus far!
Jake Mercer: Darcy collapses in the ring holding the back of her head in pain as it looks like she is also trying to get a breather after that series of events that led her to this unfortunate position. SKA looking a bit disgusted in her as he stands over her before running the ropes… He goes in for a Charging Forearm dropping down onto Darcy May Morgan’s skull! He gonna crush her ass! No! Darcy moves out the way!!! Darcy back up as SKA pulls himself up as well… but Darcy is running off the ropes… She collides with a Running Knee to the gut of SKA sending him flipping over her leg and down to the mat. SKA yells out in pain as all breath is forced out of his lungs and he falls to his ass on the mat looking like he has had his internal organs completely rearranged by Darcy’s knee. SKA rolls over on his hands and knees clenching his teeth as he looks to get back up once more… but Darcy with a Curb Stomp to the back of his head crushing him down to the mat! Darcy showing that she is the boss inside this ring! Darcy now looking like she has some evil intentions out here. Darcy going up to the top rope! Oh shit she is going for it!!!
Stew-O: DIVING DOUBLE KNEES OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! CONNECTS RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF SKA!!! HIS BRAINS BASHED IN AS DARCY MAY MORGAN GOES IN FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: SKA somehow kicks out! I can’t even imagine the brain trauma he just endured and to kick out of that… Darcy May Morgan thought she had this whole thing won right then and there!!!
Jake Mercer: Darcy May Morgan looking upset as she measures SKA in the ring and connects with a vicious stomp right to his face. Darcy with a cruel look on her face as she stomps towards the corner and crawls back up. Darcy going high risk one more time!!! Darcy off the top!!!
Stew-O: DIVING DOUBLE KNEES OFF THE TOP ROPE ONCE AGAIN!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN COMES CRASHING DOWN ONTO SKA!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT SKA MOVES OUT THE WAY!!! DARCY MAY MORGAN COMES CRASHING DOWN ON BOTH KNEES IN THE RING! SHE IS HOLDING HER LEG SCREAMING ON THE MAT AS SHE MAY HAVE TWISTED HER ANKLE ON THAT LANDING TRYING TO AVOID HITTING THE MAT WITH HER KNEES!!! BAH GAWD THAT’S GOTTA HURT JAKE!!!
Jake Mercer: Darcy May Morgan hasn’t been hurt this badly since she got her ass beat by the police protesting during the 1968 MLK riots!
Stew-O: That’s in bad taste Jake. Not the time for your bullshit.
Jake Mercer: What bullshit? It’s true! Are you saying Darcy shouldn’t have been protesting? :mjpls: I don’t know if I can sit next to you bigots if that is the case…
Stew-O: :whoa:
Flannery McCoy: No it’s not true but I’ll let the GM handle your firing after this match. But look! Darcy May Morgan is somehow getting back up! It looks like her leg is operational… But SKA now taking the opportunity to capitalize on her mistake! Darcy pulling herself up in the corner favoring her leg… but SKA meets her there! SKA with a hard right hand to her face! SKA just knocked that bitch the fuck out! SKA laying in to Darcy now as revenge for the damage that she has done to him so far in the match. A smile crosses his face as it looks like he is enjoying it! SKA’s smile quickly turns back to anger as Darcy tries to strike him back… But he catches her arm and kicks her hard in the gut knocking her down in the corner. SKA goes in now with his boot to her face and then to her throat as he chokes her out looking to smother her. The referee counting now as she grabs on to the ropes demanding he break it up.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! COME ON SKA! BREAK IT UP!
Jake Mercer: After holding it for an extra second of so SKA breaks it up and backs away. Darcy May Morgan heaving in the corner as she struggles to regain her breath. SKA showing some of his rebellious side as some of the members in our socially distanced crowd can be heard booing him from behind the glass barrier. But there are some who are clearly enjoying seeing Darcy suffer in this way! Come on SKA! Beat her ass some more!
Stew-O: Well it is clear what side that Jake is on… But it is clear that SKA is not yet done with Darcy May Morgan! He goes in stomping her ass in the corner! SKA laughs at some of his haters in the crowd before he charges back… Running Double Knee strike to the face of Darcy in the corner… SKA measuring Darcy as she struggles back up…
Flannery McCoy: DETONATOR DROPKICK INTO THE CORNER CONNECTS!!! DOWN GOES DARCY!!! THAT CORKSCREW FROM SKA! HE TWISTS AROUND IN MIDAIR AFTER THE DROPKICK LANDING ATOP DARCY FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT! SKA thought he had it there! He pulls Darcy up… but Darcy May Morgan! Thumb to the eye!!! The referee now scolding Darcy for that dirty move not like she cares. Darcy shoves SKA back against the ropes… but he comes back and takes her down with a Big Boot to the face! Darcy flipping out of control and down to the mat from that impact. SKA now falling to the mat dropping his knee across the face of Darcy. Darcy rolls out towards the ropes as she looks to escape SKA… SKA reaches over and grabs her… but Darcy grabs the arm and falls off the apron to the outside! SKA’s arm slammed down over the top rope as he just tore out his shoulder! Darcy slides back into the ring swiftly as he goes after SKA.
Crowd: SKA! SKA! SKA!
Stew-O: The 50 people we have in attendance chanting for SKA sounding like the crowd of a third rate indy promotion out of the bingo halls! SKA fires back with a punch… but he can’t get his arm up after the damage done by Darcy! She grabs his arm and yanks it hard leaping backwards and landing on the mat back first with her knees snapping off SKA’s arm! Darcy rolls into the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by SKA! SKA rolls out of the way and punches Darcy May Morgan with the other arm rocking her back! SKA fighting back as the crowd is on their feet for this man! SKA using the energy of the crowd to rock Darcy with closed fist punches.
Referee: That is technically illegal and I should disqualify you. But I will allow it because I’m a nice guy.
Jake Mercer: Our referee allowing poor Darcy May Morgan to suffer like this! But Darcy with another thumb to the eye. I guess the referee won’t do anything about that either huh? Darcy shoves SKA back up against the ropes… SKA comes back flying with a violent Lariat!!! But Darcy ducks it! She goes around behind him… SKA turns around… TTYN connects!!! SKA JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!! DARCY NOW THE COVER! SHE’S GOT THIS IN THE BAG!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Stew-O: SKA kicks out at the last moment possible! Darcy looks shocked as she demands the referee make sure it is a two count next time. But the referee insists that it was actually two! Darcy May Morgan now reaching down as she pulls up SKA and lifts him up over her shoulders. DARCY WITH THE CURTAIN CALL! SHE ENDING IT!
Flannery McCoy: NO WAIT! SKA FLIPPED THRU THE GO TO SLEEP! WHAT ATHLETICISM! SKA LANDING BEHIND DARCY AS SHE WHEELS AROUND WILDLY TRYING TO GRAB ON TO HIM… SKA LIFTS HER UP INTO A FIREMAN’S CARRY POSITION… COULD IT BE?
Jake Mercer: IT IS! Nähdään taas! IT CONNECTS! SKA WITH THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! TTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! DARCY SOMEHOW KICKED OUT! BUT HOW? BUT WHY? BUT WHEN?
Stew-O: SKA with a look of disbelief on his face as he reaches down to grab Darcy May Morgan… but she yanks on his arm using that injury against him as he shrieks out in pain! SKA pulled down to the mat as Darcy quickly reverses it pinning him to the mat! Darcy holding his arm down painfully on the mat as she lifts her legs… and slams her knees down right into the arm! Darcy yanking on the arm of SKA as she drags him back up and then takes him right back down with a Wheelbarrow Arm Drag. She looks to be locking in a Cross Armbreaker… but SKA shoves her off with his other arm! Back up now… Darcy leaning bakc…
Flannery McCoy: HEMORRHAGE KNEE!!! HOLY SHIT SKA OUT OF NOWHERE WITH HIS MOST DANGEROUS MOVE!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT DARCY MAY MORGAN DODGES IT! DON’T DISS DARCY! IT CONNECTS!!! DARCY WITH THE COVER!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner and the newest entry in the Cash in the Vault Ladder Match at Pain for Pride… DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCY MAY MORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGAN!!!!!!!
(“Spotlight Saviour” by Iggy Azalea hits as Darcy May Morgan has her arm raised despite looking disgusted at the referee for touching her.)
Stew-O: Damn what a match. Incredible effort by both competitors this week and hopefully neither of them are ashamed of their performance. Unfortunately for SKA there can only be one winner!
Flannery McCoy: Agreed. But if SKA keeps it up the way he did this week I can guarantee that there will be other opportunities heading his way soon enough. Maybe even sooner than he thinks!
Jake Mercer: Nah no consolation prizes! Darcy May Morgan proved why she is a winner and SKA needs to head right back down to the bottom and start from scratch!
Stew-O: I don’t know about that but for Darcy May Morgan at least she still has to actually win the Cash in the Vault Ladder Match for this win here tonight to actually mean anything. If she can’t get the job done at Pain for Pride then she will be the one who has to start from scratch!
Flannery McCoy: I may not always like Darcy but she has a very strong chance of bringing that briefcase home for Dynasty. You love to see it!
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring a number of EAW wrestlers at an underground fighting pit placing bets on a death match between a gorilla and a bear.)
(Dynasty comes back on air as “Unfuckwithable” by Deez Nuts plasts throughout the PA system as the limited fans have a mixed reaction to the arrival of Sienna Jade. She makes her way up the ramp refusing to acknowledge any of the fans and PC recruits in attendance and her demeanor and expression is way more serious than she has ever displayed. The toll of knowing she is about to go to war with her best friend has seemingly taken its’ toll. She enters the ring as the music dies down and begins to address the crowd)
Sienna Jade: So it seems like the reality of my situation has finally set in and I WILL in fact be facing Kassidy Heart at Pain for Pride. These last few weeks have been some of the most uncomfortable, annoying, and hellacious times of my whole career. What started as me coming out to defend my man’s honor just spiraled into a whole bunch of bullshit that saw me get placed in an awkward and unwelcoming situation where I was forced to have to face my best friend at Pain for Pride. Of course it ate at both of us for various reasons, outside of the obvious fact that neither of us want to be in this position… the fact that we are means that only one of us will be leaving Pain for Pride with a happy ending and it’s soooooo unfortunate that Kassidy is going to have to experience that! The rage and absolute terror burning inside of me waiting to be unleashed at Pain for Pride after the last two years have been horrible for me, Kassidy does not deserve to be on the receiving end of that.
Sienna Jade: I know what you’re thinking, “how can you still have sympathy for her after everything you guys have said to one another over the past two weeks?”. At the end of the day she’s still my friend and I know that behind that skitzo shit she calls The Mauler, is the girl who I fell in love with and took under my wing and molded into a star. Yes I know that it’s 2020 yes I know that the Kassidy I once knew and loved is probably dead and buried and never coming back, but I can still appreciate the good times. I still wish for her success and I’ll never give up on her, but the fact ist hat at Pain for Pride she is in for a bad night. For weeks I have been borderline delusional and everybody has told me the same thing time after time, they say I’m out of touch, they say I don’t know what I’m talking about when it comes to her, they say she has long passed me up and I’m just a relic of the past. They got their shiny new toys in Darcy, Sarah, and Minerva and just pushed me to the side. Meanwhile Kassidy finally let the outside noises that we always blocked out as a collective when Jaded Hearts were together get to her and influence her in a negative way. She might not be with Ahren anymore, but everything that I’ve seen in the way that she carries herself these days shows me that everything people like him said clearly got to her head. With that being s–
(“Monster” by Kanye West hits as Kassidy makes her way up the ramp with a visibly annoyed expression on her face, Sienna looks equally annoyed that she was interrupted, Kassidy enters the ring and is handed a mic as the tension between the two is very clear.)
Kassidy Heart: Yeah yeah I know, you’re staring a hole through me because I cut you off. Trust me, I know how much you love hearing yourself talk and hate being cut off…. but I had to put an end to this. You say that the reality of the situation has set in but you still don’t seem to understand what the reality truly is. My queen, whatever the dynamic between you and I was in 2018 or 2019… there is no difference in 2020. What I mean by that is, I love you just as much as I ever did, I respect you as much as I ever did even if you aren’t giving me a lot of reasons to lately. What you don’t seem to realize is that the dynamic between us was never me being some naive spineless follower who carries your bags and shuts up. Were you instrumental in my growth? For sure. But nobody MADE Kassidy Heart BUT Kassidy Heart.
Sienna Jade: So the first thing you say to me in over a week since hitting me isn’t an apology or an explanation, it’s that.
Kassidy Heart: What am I apologizing for?
Sienna Jade: For knocking me off of the apron and costing us our match.
Kassidy Heart: :skip: Are you serious right now? It was an accident. Accidents happen and unfortunately you yelling at me over said accident gave those fucking idiots just enough time to regroup and take advantage of the moment.
Sienna Jade: Wow you really have changed.
Kassidy Heart: Look, I’m not going to let you guilt me into reverting back to whatever version of me you think is the best. You seem to forget that we were a team, a partnership that we both mutually benefitted from and not just me. We are the Jaded Hearts, NOT Sienna and her lackey. You say you’re happy for my success but all you’ve been doing has been throwing my success back in my face and weaponizing it. I am always open to talking to you as a sister about all of the things that we love and have in common, but when it comes to that ring you know how serious I am about achieving my goals and not letting anything stop me.. not even you.
Sienna Jade: I’m completely fine with that because I feel the exact same way. The biggest issue I have is that it never had to go this far in the first place, we never had to be having these difficult and uncomfortable conversations and we never had to find ourselves on opposite sides as opponents at the biggest event of the year.
Kassidy Heart: And we tried to avoid it and failed. So here we are. We can either cry over spilled milk or we can make the most of it. I’m sorry you’re in the worst possible scenario you could have ever expected yourself to be in, and it’s no fun for me either, but it is what it is.
Sienna Jade: To be honest it’s not that bad of a scenario.
Kassidy Heart: Excuse me?
Sienna Jade: Look, for as amazing of a time I had teaming with you over the years you and I both know that I have taken the lions share of the criticism and abuse. I have spent two years watching you become the shiny new toy who everybody propped up to spite me and tried to pit us against each other. I watched as no matter what I did and what I accomplished, I was still called the weak link. I overlooked all of that for the sake of our team and our connection and never let it get to me or deter me from reaching our goals and THOUGHT you were brushing it off as well. Then Gateway to Glory happened and you spent the week trying to say how you carried me. So for you to you pretty much show that you agreed with a lot of what was said during those times, off of that alone. I have a lot of motivation going into Pain for Pride. I have a lot to prove and I plan on doing just that.
Kassidy Heart: Wait so let’s get this right, the one who got world title shots whenever she wanted, got featured on all of the promotional material, headlined two back to back Pain for Prides, won Elitist of the Year before I did, all before I EVER got a singles championship shot is the one who felt like she was overlooked? Interesting. Do you know how much I sacrificed to make this team work? All my sacrifice did was make you look at me as your foot soldier instead of your co-captain. There was nothing anybody could ever say about you to me to ever make me feel like we weren’t equals or that you didn’t deserve to have me as a teammate. If anything those criticisms did more to you than they ever did to me because all they’re doing is exposing your insecurities. I’ve finally blossumed into the absolute superstar that you claim to have always picutred me becoming, so why does my success as a solo entity has you so vexxed?
Sienna Jade: Are you forgetting who set up your cash in opportunity to give you a Pain for Pride moment last year? You have been riding off of that momentum for a whole year. To say that I’m vexxed about something I basically made possible is wrong, I just feel like it’s all gotten to your head and made you disregard your roots. I am the same way I’ve always been from day 1, you? Not so much. I don’t know what kind of spell Ryan has on you but it sure seems like you’re trapped in it.
Kassidy Heart: Here we go bringing up my husband again, look Sienna.. if you can’t just be happy for me and have to turn it into a pissing contest to feed your ego then that says a lot about you. I never said anything when you dated a man twice your age who was way above your pay grade, so don’t try to check me on it either.
Sienna Jade: Do you think I give a shit about his age or pay grade or status? I didn’t get with Impact because of his big house and his luxurious lifestyle, I got with Impact because of his 9 inch cock and his amazing personality! Maybe YOU care about all of the materialistic things which is why you sat there and let him take advantage of you, which by the way would have NEVER happened if I was there alongside you, but that’s not the point.
Kassidy Heart: So what’s your point?
Sienna Jade: The point is this.. I spent years teaming with you and watching you grow as you learned under me but if I acknowledge that and take credit for molding the greatest female to ever step foot into this company it’s a problem. Yet you’re going around calling yourself Gawd’s Greatest Creation? He takes credit for making you who you are because he gives you some half assed lessons and generic shallow advice and he’s the greatest, but let me say anything and I’m wrong. You pick and choose when to remind people that “Kassidy made Kassidy”.
Kassidy Heart: If you genuinely did what you did for my career to help me out of the kindness in your heart, you wouldn’t have to remind me every single time. You wouldn’t be begging for credit, it should go without saying. Ultimately, regardless of who is by my side it is my hard work that’s gotten me here and kept me here. You played a part, DEDEDE played a part, hell even Ahren played a part… I learned a lot even if it was mostly “what not to do ever again”.
Sienna Jade: Clearly you didn’t learn enough.
Kassidy Heart: What’s that supposed to mean? I’m starting to think you’re just jealous because whatever it was you and Ryan had in REVOLT didn’t materialize and you’re seeing me live out everything you thought would happen to you.
Sienna Jade: Are you fucking serious right now? That’s low even for you these days. For you to even throw that at me and paint a false narrative is as delusional as you accused me of being by saying you couldn’t stop calling me apologizing! You need to wake up Kass and I’m telling you that as a sister, when it comes down to it I’m the only person who has your best interest and you’re just going to keep on having to learn that the hard way.
Kassidy Heart: How about this. You worry about your relationship and I worry about mine. Let me live and learn as I’ve done more than fine in life up to this point.
Sienna Jade: Alright fine. You have all of the answers so you do that, and I’ll continue to do me. I didn’t call you out here to argue about relationships or get into a petty back and forth, I simply wanted to speak my peace after finally seeing the light in the wake of weeks of bullshit I’ve been put through. Neither of us want to be here but at the same time neither of us want to lose at Pain for Pride.
Kassidy Heart: And despite the recent disagreements and awkward interactions neither of us want to lose one another… right?
Sienna Jade: Right. That’s not even an option, you’re my sister even if we aren’t seeing eye to eye on something, but with that being said, the National Elite Championship looks AMAZING on you I can’t wait to see how great it looks around my waist later this month!
Kassidy Heart: Oh girl if you wanted me to let you try it on you could’ve just asked since that’s the only way you’re ever wearing it anyways. You know I more than anybody in this world empathize with that injustice of a Pain for Pride track record you have… but I plan on remaining undefeated at the event personally.
Sienna Jade: Well you know what they say about plans, they’re always subject to change!
Kassidy Heart: The only way I’m letting this title go is if you take it from my dead cold hands Sienna.
Sienna Jade: Well I’d hate for you to die, but if you do I’ll make sure you at least look glammed up at your funeral.🙏🏻😔
Kassidy Heart: Okay, I don’t want to be in this match and this conversation isn’t making me any more excited to have to hurt my best friend. With that being said I’ll be dropping this conversation.
Sienna Jade: The feeling is mutual. Just know that no matter who wins or loses, The Jaded Hearts will remain an unbreakable bond. If you manage to beat me, I’ll never stop supporting you regardless. Promise me you’ll do the same thing if I win.
Kassidy Heart: That should go without saying, my queen. If I were to lose this title there would be nobody I’d rather be champion than you. But I’d rather not lose at all, and I don’t plan on doing so.
(Kassidy and Sienna’s expressions become even more serious as the two approach one another to become even closer, and after a moment Sienna extends her hand.)
Sienna Jade: May the best woman win.
(Kassidy Heart puts her hand out in response as the two shake hands and embrace.)
(“True Love” by CFO$ hits as Sienna exits the ring, Kassidy looks on with her championship held high. The two respectfully acknowledge that they are going to be in for an uncomfortable encounter, but plan on fully embracing it without losing sight of their love and respect for one another.)
Stew-O: Talk about an encounter, I won’t lie I thought things would go left multiple times but thankfully cooler heads prevailed.
Flannery McCoy: True love is what prevailed tonight! These two will be opponents for a moment, but that doesn’t compare to what they want to be a lifetime of sisterhood!
Jake Mercer: Personally, I think that this is all a front, neither of them are as in love or respect one another as they claim to be. They both found “love” in the form of 50+ year old sugar daddies and lost all of their morals so why would they suddenly have morals for one another?! I don’t like either of these chicks but if Kassidy doesn’t maul the shit out of Sienna come PFP I want my money back!
Stew-O: Oh brother…
(Commercial break)
(Dynasty resumes as the shot shows the plexiglass set up just behind the barricaded area on each side of the ring where there are fans sitting spread out from each other at the performance center, and then cuts to the ring where Stephie Love stands by with a microphone in hand.)
Stephie Love: The following tag team contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!….
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(The lights dim in the Performance Center. Smoke is shown bellowing on the entrance stage as red and purple lights are lit. ‘Cry Little Sister’ by Marilyn Manson begins as Kasey Kaos slowly makes her way out to a mixed reaction, looking about from side to side with eyes widened. She has a big smile on her face. Both arms are stretched towards the ring, her fingers spread wide.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first…She hails from London, England…She weighs in at ONE HUNDRED THIRTY POUNDS… She’s known as MISS MAYHEM….KASEY!!!! KAOS!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week on our show, this woman made it clear to our backstage colleague and friend, Michael Belfort, she was going to be a part of Pain For Pride this year, one way or the other. With her ‘Unique Opportunity’ that she won at Gateway To Glory and of course the still talked about impressive showing at Grand Rampage she had, Kasey Kaos was finally given an open door to walk through.
Flannery McCoy: That’s right! Thanks to Starr Stan, Miss Mayhem is going to be quite the juggernaut at Pain For Pride this year as part of the Specialist Scramble match, where she will have Golden Opportunity yet again just as she did at Grand Rampage and Gateway To Glory to take her career to another level! Tonight, she’s teaming with a man she knows quite well by now, and we’ll see how that happens to work out.
(At the top of the ramp, she pulls her arms back to a Jesus-esque pose, before dropping to her knees, and laughing loudly. She drops to all-fours and crawls down the ramp, towards the nearest cameraman. At his feet, she stands up, and pulls the camera close to her face – her eyes wide, and head tiled to the left, she laughs into it. When she reaches the bottom of the ramp, she crawls into the ring, stopping when she reaches the middle. She pushes herself back onto her knees and falls back, arms over her head.)
(”GATTI’ by Pop Smoke, JACKBOYS replaces ‘ Cry Little Sister’ as Andre Walker saunters out oozing with confidence behind the dark sunglasses he dons. He’s also receiving a buzzed but mixed reaction, which he accepts.)
Stephie Love: And introducing her partner for the evening…He hails from Brooklyn, NY…He weighs in at ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY FIVE POUNDS…. He’s THE NOTORIOUS….ANDRE!!!!! WALKER!!!
(Andre is shown strutting down the ramp doing his “Billionaire Walk” toward the ring.)
Jake Mercer: He may be ‘The Notorious’, but he still didn’t get the job done at Fighting Spirit! He lost out on a huge opportunity that just doesn’t come around often enough, and yet he can still walk with all that confidence!!?? He better be able to back it all up is all I’m gonna say, or else he’s going to become notorious for other things, like being a big match choke artist!
Stew-O: For once, I feel like I can relate to a small bit of what you’ve said, Jake. Andre Walker did fall short, but only due to the referee not seeing Andre’s foot on the bottom rope after Jalyn Garcia hit the KING’S REGNUM! That kind of controversy should have lead to some sort of rematch, and maybe it will in the future. He laid everything he had on the only to come up short, but he’s back tonight and he’s ready to lead his team to victory!
(‘Surfin’ (Ft. Pharrell Williams) by Kid Cudi as the small crowd in the stands begin to sing the lyrics for ‘Surfin’. Out comes Serena Bennett, smiling wide and showing off her jewelry. She begins skipping down the ramp with fans chanting “Serena”.)
Stephie Love: And introducing their opponent….She hails from Compton, California…She weighs in at ONE HUNDRED FOURTEEN POUNDS…… SERENA!!!! BENNETT!!!!
(Upon entry into the ring, Serena jumps onto the middle turnbuckle to pose before jumping down and hopping in the corner as she stares across the ring at her opponents.)
Flannery McCoy: Here’s a woman who finds herself brought into the middle of a sandwich she didn’t exactly order to begin with, as she gets one step closer to Pain For Pride. From fighting along side an enemy in the form of Kassidy Heart at Gateway To Glory and defeating Sienna Jade and Impact to being on the wrong side of Chris Elite’s ego/power tripping ways.
Jake Mercer: All women want to do in the end is bitch when you don’t make the sandwich they were asking for. After all Chris has done as the Humanitarian of The Year after saving EAW and the whole World by cancelling the Asia Tour, everyone should be getting on their knees and begging him for forgiveness and thanking him for his gratitude! There is no other person that could’ve made Serena Bennett, Cage , and Impact more relevant in the same match let alone one for Pain For Pride, than Chris Elite! Let’s just set the record straight while we’re at it.
(‘Invincible’by Pop Smoke now starts and out walks Chris Elite on the stage. Chris is already uttering words as he looks out at the limited amount of fans in the stands jeering him, but there’s no telling whether he’s got words for his opponents, his partner, or if he’s just hyping himself up on the way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing their opponent…He hails from Brooklyn, NY….He weighs in at TWO HUNDRED TEN POUNDS… He’s GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS….CHRIS!!!! ELITE!!!!
Stew-O: When this man is at the center of controversy, we are arguably seeing him at his best. Chris Elite made absolutely no bones about the fact that he didn’t appreciate how much people have wanted to try and use their words as a way to cast judgement down on him, but he’s come back with a vengeance in a big way because of all the backlash he’s received lately!
Flannery: Indeed, Stew. Chris Elite once again used his Gawd Contract to make sure that he got himself a piece of all his adversaries in one match that will culminate at Pain For Pride! He may be the center of everything, but the big question becomes how does it all end?
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Chris Elite and Andre Walker begin circling the ring. One would hazard to guess, that these two teams very well might implode at some point or another. I mean we’ve seem some oddly stacked teams go down in a heap the moment something goes awry, and how can they not? There’s just so many egos to deal with.
Flannery McCoy: You said it, Stew-as we finally see Andre and Chris lock up for the first time. Add in the fact that it’s just that time of the year where everyone wants to make an impact that puts them in perfect position going forward to make an more things happen from a hype standpoint, and you got one explosive matchup here! Go around hammerlock transitioned from a headlock from Andre Walker as Chris Elite looks to reverse this, and he does! Hammerlock applied by Chris Elite but Chris taking exception to Andre trying to show him up shoves Andre!
Chris Elite (off mic): Imma own yo ass son!
Jake Mercer: Will these small minded people in the stands shut their mouths! Why would they boo Chris Elite!!?? He has saved wrestling and the world when he cancelled the Asia Tour! Andre and Chris lock up again! Chris going for headlock, but Andre quickly escapes. Chris Elite with a clothesline that’s ducked by Andre Walker! Now Andre has Elite from behind. He’s looking for the German Suplex but it’s being blocked by Chris Elite! Chris catches Andre straight in the jaw with a sharp back elbow that sends ‘The Notorious’ staggering back! Now Andre with a wild clothesline that’s ducked by Chris Elite! Chris Elite irish whips Andre to the ropes! And an axe kick by Elite connects with Andre Walker coming back! That one was right on the kisser!
Stew-O: Chris Elite grabs up Andre and sends him toward the corner turnbuckle with some force but Andre Walker was able to use the momentum to make it up to the top of the turnbuckle! Here comes Chris Elite, BUT ANDRE WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT THAT CONNECTS BEAUTIFULLY ONTO CHRIS ELITE! Chris Elite is knocked off stride after that springboard moonsault by Andre! Andre back to his feet, and walks to the ropes momentarily. The small crowd in the stands to the left loved that last move by Andre, and you get the feeling he loved it to. Chris Elite slowly getting back to his feet, but he’s already met by Andre Walker! Now a sharp forearm shiver by Andre to Chris Elite! Irish whip by Andre Walker. It’s reversed by Chris Elite which sends Andre Walker to the ropes instead! Andre hangs on to the ropes, here comes Chris Elite charging ahead again at Andre! Andre meets him with a back body drop! But Chris Elite lands both feet on the apron, able to keep his balance! Andre charges at Chris but a forearm by Gawd Given Greatness sends Andre staggering back. Chris Elite hops up on the top rope, and A CROSSBODY BY ELITE ONTO ANDRE WALKER! CHRIS GOES FOR THE COVER!!
Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!…
Flannery McCoy: And it’s broken up quickly by Kasey Kaos! Chris Elite shoots up in frustration only to be standing face to face with Kasey Kaos! Kasey seems to be daring Chris Elite to take it a step further, as the small crowd in the stands are buzzing over who will strike who first. This should be interesting.
Chris Elite (off mic): The fuck you want!
Kasey Kaos (off mic): We will get it soon enough.
Jake Mercer: Ugh! Was that her tongue, or does she have some sort of snake in her mouth!!?? I’ve never seen a tongue that long. You keep Kasey Kaos the hell away from me, I’ll tell you that much right now. People like Kasey Kaos should not be allowed to roam about in society. It’s just not right!
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Stew-O: Chris Elite tags in Serena Bennett and the small crowd in attendance get hyped for Serena as she extends her arm out and then urges them to get louder by gesturing, and they’ve got no problem with that! Serena now makes her way to Andre Walker who’s still recovering. Serena grabs Andre up to his feet by his hair. Headbutt by Serena to Andre that knocks him back down to a knee! Irish whip by Serena but it’s reversed by Andre Walker which sends Serena to the ropes. Serena baseball slides under the legs of Andre Walker to avoid the sharp forearm connection. Andre turns around and Serena is right there to meet him! Hurricanrana by Serena that takes down Andre Walker! Serena somersault rolls and is quick back to her feet! Andre runs right into a somersault clothesline by Serena takes Andre down! Serena back up to ther feet as is Andre, but Serena still beats him to the punch with a running bulld-NO! Andre reverses the running bulldog into a German Suplex! What a move! Serena just landed on her feet! What flexibility! Serena whips Andre to the corner and here she comes! She meets Andre at the corner and she grabs him by the arms and drops back and pulls Andre forward for an outstanding monkey flip that sends Andre flying to the center of the ring!
Flannery McCoy: Serena is already back up and making her way to the outside on the ring apron and onto the corner turnbuckle! Andre Walker on his heels already having found himself on the wrong end of this exchange as he stumbles back to his feet. Serena definitely has something in mind here, but wait a minute! Kasey Kaos just shook the ropes nearby and Serena slips and lands on her butt, crotching the turnbuckle. This only serves to give a man like Andre Walker a chance to take advantage, and he is! Andre making his way over where he climbs up to the second turnbuckle and now Serena trying to fight him off, but Andre is throwing shots to Serena until she finally succumbs to the body shots. Now Andre grabs Serena up into a suplex position! SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BY ANDRE TO SERENA BENNETT!!! Andre is down, and Serena Bennett is down! But Andre is slowly crawling over to make the cover on Serena!!
Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!…
Jake Mercer: And Chris Elite saves yet another! He’s already saved the world and EAW when he cancelled the Asia Tour, and now his own partner. He breaks up the pinfall attempt by Andre, but Andre tries to retaliate at Chris before the referee comes between them! Chris continues to argue with the referee, and with this Andre takes advantage of the situation by dragging Serena over near his corner before going for the tag to Kasey Kaos!
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Stew-O: Here comes Ms. Mayhem! If recent history is an indication, this woman isn’t going to show any remorse for Serena’s current state, she’s only going to add her pain! Kasey with a hard european uppercut to Serena Bennett in the corner! Another uppercut to Serena that forces her head back! Now an open chest slap that’s felt from the small crowd in the stands! Serena though has had about enough of that as she begins to throw repeated stiff forearms at the head of Kasey Kaos! She’s fighting out of the corner and Kasey Kaos is getting rocked by these headshots! But she seems to enjoy it, as she shows her demented expression tongue out and all to Serena Bennett! Serena takes another shot at Kasey Kaos that knocks Kaos silly! Serena backpedals and bounces off the ropes to go for another attack on Kasey Kaos! Serena with another crossbody, but Kasey Kaos catches her instead! Serena fights out of Kasey’s grasp with sharp elbows to the head! Kasey releases Serena! Now, high step kicks by Serena that sends Kasey Kaos reeling back! RUNNING BULLDOG BY SERENA BENNETT THAT TAKES DOWN KASEY KAOS!! THE COVER BY SERENA!!
Ref: ONE!!!….TWO!!!….
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Kasey Kaos! Serena back on her feet, and Kasey rises to her knees. Serena goes to work with a few closed fist punches that rocks Kasey Kaos! If you witnessed this woman at Gateway To Glory and Odyessy, she can take quite a beating to say the least. Serena Bennett taking the liberty of adding an exclamation to that with a side kick to Kasey! NO! It’s blocked by Ms Mayhem! Now Kasey Kaos forcing her way off her knees and shoving past the attack of Serena and forcing Bennett into her own corner! Chris Elite takes advantage of this.
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Jake Mercer: Smart thinking by Chris! OH NO! KASEY KAOS! SHE’S GOT HER FACE PRESSED AGAINST CHRIS ELITE’S! SHE’S BITING HIS FACE! CHRIS IS FRANTICALLY TRYING TO ESCAPE THE CROSSHAIRS OF THIS PSYCHOTIC WOMAN! SERENA COMES TO BUT KASEY KAOS WAS ALERT ENOUGH TO NOTICE CHRIS ELITE ESCAPES!!?? OR DID KASEY SPARE HIS LIFE!!?? I CAN’T TELL!! KASEY TAKES A WILD SWING AT SERENA BENNETT BUT SERENA DUCKS THE ATTEMPT! NOW KASEY IS TRAPPED IN THE CORNER!! SERENA BENNETT IS TRYING TO TAKE DOWN KAOS WITH THE SHITS!! TWO SHOOT KICKS AND A JUMPING BACK KICK COMBO!! KASEY IS DOWN BUT SERENA IS NO LONGER THE LEGAL PERSON IN THE MATCH!! BUT SHE DOESN’T SEEM TO CARE BECAUSE SHE’S SETTING UP FOR SOMETHING AS SHE BACK PEDALS TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! KAOS IS TRYING TO STAND HERSELF BACK UP!! HERE GOES SERENA BEN-NO!! ANDRE WALKER FROM BEHIND! HE SPINS SERENA AROUND! HE TRIES FOR A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION OF SERENA BUT IT’S CAUGHT BY SERENA!! SERENA LIFTS ANDRE UP, BUT ANDRE ESCAPES! HE SPINS SERENA AROUND! BICYCLE KICK BY ANDRE SENDS SERENA TO A KNEE! ANDRE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES! AND A SNAP KICK TO THE BACK OF SERENA! SERENA FALLS DOWN TO ALL FOURS!! HEAD SHOT OUT OF NOWHERE BY CHRIS ELITE TO THE HEAD OF ANDRE WALKER THAT SENDS WALKER STAGGERING TO THE ROPES!! KASEY KAOS GRABS CHRIS ELITE FROM BEHIND BY THE NECK!! AND A LOUD SLAP TO HIS STOMACH!! DAMN!! LONDON CALLING!! THE INVERTED DDT ON CHRIS ELITE!! COVER BY KAOS ON THE LEGAL MAN!!
Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!…
Stew-O: Serena Bennett jumps in for the save this time!! Andre Walker grabs Serena though and tosses her to the outside through the ropes where she hits the floor at the ramp way! Andre Walker back pedals against the ropes and takes off! TOPE CON HILO BY ANDRE WALKER AS SERENA BENNETT WAS FINALLY BACK TO HER FEET!! BOTH COMPETITORS ARE LAID OUT AT THE MOMENT! In the ring Kasey Kaos grabs up Chris Elite! But Chris Elite throws a punch to the head of Kasey Kaos, but Kasey Kaos is game! She throws one of her own! Chris with another punch! Kasey with a punch that rocks Chris Elite! Kasey whips Chris to the ropes but the whip is reversed and Chris sends Kasey Kaos to the ropes. Kick to the midsection by Elite and SITOUT POWERBOMB!! STANDING MOONSAULT BY CHRIS ELITE!! THE COVER!!
Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!…T
Flannery McCoy: Kasey Kaos kicks out! Close call, but this time it’s not enough by Chris Elite!! The fans in the stands don’t know who to root for in this instance, because both competitors get on their nerves at times. Chris Elite grabs up Kasey Kaos! Kaos connects with a european uppercut on Chris Elite! Elite with a backhanded slap to the chest of Kasey Kaos! Kaos again with a european uppercut to Chris which staggers him back a bit, but Chris retaliates with a backhanded slap to the chest that connects again on Kaos! Now successive punches on Kaos followed up by a shoot kick, a back fist, and a lariat! The 5 borough combo normally spells doom for opponents, and that brings Kasey Kaos down once again! But Kasey doesn’t stay down, however! Chris is actually at a struggle for what he needs to do here! Kasey turns around, right into OPEN YA MATA! THE JUMPING BICYCLE KNEE KICK CONNECTS TO KASEY!!! CHRIS ELITE COULD HAVE IT WON HERE WITH THE COVER!!!
Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!…TH-
Jake Mercer: Kasey Kaos kicks out again! I hate to say it, Chris, but it’s going to take a lot more than that to take down Kasey Kaos! She claims to have a demon controlling her, which is scary in itself if it’s true, but she can take an abnormal amount of pain for someone of her size which makes her a force to be reckoned with! Chris Elite back to his feet urging Kasey Kaos to get up to her feet! Kasey is up and she turns around and ROLLING THUNDER DDT-NO!!! OH NO! KASEY BLOCKS THE ATTEMPT AND NOW FORCES CHRIS INTO HER CORNER WHERE ANDRE WALKER STANDS IN WAITING!
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Stew-O: Andre Walker just smartly tagged himself back in, but Kasey….she didn’t seem to like that as she hisses at her partner who jumps back a moment with his arms up as the referee is yelling for Kasey Kaos to leave the ring! Now Andre is in and delivering sharp and stiff forearms to the face of Chris Elite! Andre irish whips Chris to the ropes and coming back Chris receives a kick to the midsection, and that’s followed up with a snap brainbuster by Andre Walker! Walker has Elite up again to his feet, and what’s he looking for here! He’s going for another devastating maneuver, this could be bad for Chris! But Chris Elite begins fighting to get out of Andre Walker’s grasp with forearm strikes to the head of Walker. Chris Elite has the arm of Andre Walker as he turns Walker around, what’s he going for?? But Andre Walker fights out now! Now Walker sends another kick to the midsection, it’s a side kick that sends Chris Elite back into the ropes. Elite bounces off the ropes and right into the waiting hands of Andre Walker! Now walker has Chris Elite up! WALKER’S WRATH!! THE ELEVATED BRAINBUSTER TO CHRIS ELITE!! THE COVER BY ANDRE WALKER!!
Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!…THRE-
Flannery McCoy: And Chris Elite is able to shoot a shoulder up! Now Andre Walker grabs up Chris Elite and irish whips him to the ropes but this time it’s reversed by Chris sending Andre to the ropes, Roundhouse kick by Chris Elite but Andre Walker baseball slides under to avoid the contact. Another kick to the midsection by Andre to Chris, Andre pulling Chris in. He looks like he’s going for it! THE DRE WALKER 3000!!! But Chris fights out of Andre’s grasp!! Drop Toe Hold right into RANSOM!!! CHRIS ELITE HAS THE RANSOM LOCKED IN ON ANDRE WALKER!! THE MODIFIED CROSSFACE IS APPLIED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!! KASEY KAOS MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THAT BECAUSE HERE SHE COMES!! SHE’S CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE-BUT SERENA!! SERENA BENNETT IS THERE TO MEET KASEY KAOS!! SERENA THROWS SOME STIFF BLOWS TO THE MIDSECTION OF KASEY KAOS BEFORE DRAPING KASEY’S ARM OVER SHOULDER AND LOCKING THE TIGHTS!! SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP BY SERENA BENNETT!! BUT SHE’S NOT DONE!! SERENA SLIDES OVER AND SHE’S GOT IT!! SHE’S LOCKED IN THE TRAP QUEEN ON KASEY KAOS!! THE ARM TRAP TRIANGLE CHOKE IS LOCKED IN!! THE REFEREE IS CHECKING WITH ANDRE WALKER THOUGH SINCE HE’S THE LEGAL MAN!! ANDRE DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO INCH HIMSELF CLOSER TO THE ROPES, BUT IT’S VERY MUCH A STRUGGLE TO DO JUST THAT!! THE FANS ARE GETTING A TREAT IN THIS MATCHUP THAT’S FOR SURE!!
Chris Elite (off mic): Come on, ask him!
Referee (off mic): Andre, do you quit?
Jake Mercer: Come on, Andre! Submit you idiot! You’ll never escape the Ransom! OH MY GOD!! KASEY KAOS!! SHE’S BITING THE ARM OF SERENA BENNETT!! SERENA YELPS!! SERENA RELEASES THE TRAP QUEEN!! SERENA IS BLEEDING ON HER ARM AND KASEY KAOS HAS REMNANTS OF THAT BLOOD AROUND HER MOUTH!! CHRIS ELITE LOOKS ALARMED AT THE SIGHT OF THIS AS SERENA BENNETT BACKS AWAY TO THE ROPE CLUTCHING AT HER ARM!!
Serena Bennett (off mic): Crazy bitch! You bit me!
Stew-O: KASEY KAOS IS EYEING SERENA AND SMEARING THE BLOOD ON HER MOUTH FROM SERENA’S ARM ALL UP AND DOWN HER FACE!! SHE LOOKS BACK AT SERENA WHO LOOKS ON PERPLEXED MORE THAN ANYTHING! KASEY THEN TURNS TO CHRIS ELITE WHO’S EYES HAD ALREADY BEEN FIXATED ON WHAT WAS HAPPENING!! CHRIS LET’S GO OF ANDRE AS KASEY KAOS MAKES HER WAY BACK TO HER FEET SEEMING DEAD SET ON COMING AFTER CHRIS ELITE WITH HER…HUNGRY EYES!!??? SERENA BENNETT IS STANDING OUT ON THE APRON LOOKING FOR THE TAG!! SHE ALREADY WANTS PAY BACK ON KASEY KAOS!!
Serena Bennett (off mic): Let me at that bitch!!
Kasey Kaos (narrowing her head, off mic): Yes! Give us what we want, Chris!
Chris Elite (off mic): Y’all bitches crazy as fuck! Crazy or not, I sure as hell don’t listen to any of you! I could straight up use my contract and turn this shit upside down, so don’t try me! The fuck you doing!!??
Flannery McCoy: Serena Bennett steps through the ropes, but what’s she got in mind here!!?? Chris has already a while ago said he came here for himself and nobody else, and he’s letting Serena know that right here and now! He’s getting in the way of Serena and ordering her out of the ring! Chris just shoved Serena back, and Serena looks on incredulously! Chris might pay for that one! OHHHH!! NOOO!! NOT LIKE THAT!! SERENA BENNETT JUST KICKED CHRIS ELITE RIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS!! THE SMALL CONTINGENT ON THE OUTSIDE IN THE STANDS ARE CHEERING FOR SERENA!! BUT SERENA WASTING NO TIME AS SHE GOES RIGHT AFTER KASEY KAOS AFTER WHAT KASEY MANAGED TO DO A FEW MINUTES EARLIER!! ANDRE WALKER TAKES ADVANTAGE OF CHRIS ELITE’S MISFORTUNES! THE DAWNBREAKER BY WALKER ON ELITE!! THE FIGHT BETWEEN SERENA AND KASEY KAOS SPILLS TO THE OUTSIDE!! WALKER WITH THE COVER OF THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
Ref: ONE!!!…TWO!!!…THREE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘GATTI’ by Pop Smoke starts up again as Andre Walker has his hand raised. Andre looks down on the fallen Chris Elite is in a world of pain, trying to recover after getting kicked between the legs by Serena Bennett. On the outside Kasey Kaos is shown being sent forcefully into the steel steps by Serena Bennett. Serena is shown taunting the downed Kasey Kaos, but obviously she is still taking offense to being bitten on her arm by Kasey.)
Stephie Love: The winners of this tag team contest… The team of Miss Mayhem KASEY KAOS AND The Notorious ANDRE WALKER!!!!
Jake Mercer: This is all literally unfair! Chris has the whole world wanting to take him down, and this just proved it! That cold-hearted-I don’t even know how to say it, I’m so frustrated! Serena Bennett just made her own bed, and at Pain For Pride she’s going to be lying in it!
Stew-O: Well, considering all that Chris Elite has brought on to himself, especially earlier in the night the way he degraded his Pain For Pride opponents to include his own partner, there was bound to be a breakdown in communication somewhere and this was that time.
Flannery McCoy: One things for certain, we’ve certainly not seen the last of all four of these competitors as we move into Pain For Pride. Congratulations to the winners tonight, Kasey Kaos and Andre Walker. A great way for both of them to carry momentum going forward.
(The final shot shows Andre Walker posing up on the turnbuckle basking in his victory. Chris Elite is sitting in the opposite corner with Kasey Kaos rising up from beyond the apron with a devious, grotesque look on her face as she looks at everyone in the ring and then Serena Bennett half way up the ramp taunting everyone as the shot fades to black.)
(Commercial break)
(Sienna Jade Taco Bell commercial)
(Impact Starbucks commercial, he’s supposed to be boycotting them because of what happened to the Sonics but they paid him big bucks so fuck it)
(Camera pans back to the EAW Performance Center, as Stephie Love is waiting to announce the next match as she prepares to make her announcement)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie: The FOLLOWING contest, is set for one fall!!
(‘Unfuckwitable’ by Deez Nuts blast throughout the performance center to a mixed reaction in the performance center as Sienna Jade steps out with a shit-eating grin on her face ignoring the audience as she continues to make her strut down to the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, currently residing in San Diego, California! Weighing in tonight at 135 Pounds..!!! SIEEEENNNNNAAAAAAAAAA “UNFUCKWITABLE” JAAAADDDDDEEEEEEE….!!!
(“Ambitonz Az A Ridah” By Tupac blast throughout the speakers to a thunderous ovation, you would think that it’s thousands in attendance as TLA steps out and soaks in the adulation from the audience)
Stephie Love: Introducing her opponent, From The Poon Palace in Miami, Florida! Weighing in at 210 Pounds..!!! “LA PANTERA SEXUALLLL” T!!!!!! LLLL!!!!!!!! AAAAAA!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the signal of the start of this match as the two competitors lock up! Collar and elbow tie-up being delivered as TLA the stronger of the two begins pushing Sienna Jade’s back to the ropes as the referee gets in between for a clean break. The competitors back up to the middle of the ring as Sienna And TLA lock up once again in the ring as Sienna grabs a side headlock. She begins cranking in that side headlock working over TLA. TLA though spinning out of the side headlock before holding onto the arm of Sienna! TLA pulls Sienna in for a clothesline! Sienna ducks and gets her boot up into the face of TLA blocking the incoming lariat. TLA backed up as Sienna Jade begins delivering an open-handed chop to the chest of TLA! TLA holding at his chest before Sienna hooks TLA and gives him a brutal European uppercut! The jaw of TLA is jacked!
Flannery McCoy: Sienna now hooking TLA with a neck crank and begins twisting. Almost like a cravate applied there but TLA is worked down to his knees as Sienna begins pulling as hard as she can on the neck of TLA! TLA though trying to work his way back to a vertical base level as he begins stirring as the audience members begin banging on the glass! Trying to encourage TLA to get back in the match up! TLA walking upright to his feet as Sienna once again working over this neck crank! She releases it momentarily before he drives the point of her elbow into the shoulder blades of TLA before she quickly delivers a spinning neck breaker! Sienna Jade applying the punishment to TLA in the early going as TLA is holding at his neck. Sienna Jade isn’t done as she grabs TLA positioning him upright! Before she puts her knee into the spine before grabbing TLA’s arms back and begins pulling back on his arms applying pressure with the knee as she continues pulling back as TLA begins kicking his legs as the crowd continues to urge on La Pantera Sexual!
Jake Mercer: Sienna Jade yelling at these morons to shut up. I agree with her, Sienna Jade continuing her punishment of TLA. Sienna Jade though needs to have something to be concerned about as TLA turns to his side and begins to work his way up to his feet! TLA staggering a bit but he continues to work his way up! Switching over to his side! And slowly begins to rise up to his feet! Sienna Jade! She’s upright as well standing with TLA’s arms still pulled back behind him! TLA free’s one of his arms before he delivers an elbow to the mid-section of Sienna! And he fires another elbow to the mid-section of Sienna! TLA free’s himself from the grasp of Sienna before he fires an open-handed chop to the chest of Sienna! And he fires another open-handed chop to the chest of Sienna! TLA hooking Sienna with a front face lock! And he begins lifting her high in the air! SIENNA USING HER LONG LEGS TO BRING HER KNEE DOWN TO THE HEAD OF TLA! TLA DROPS HER!! Sienna landing on her feet before she runs for a boot to the face of TLA! TLA ducks the incoming boot though! AND TLA COMES WITH THE SWAG SHOT!!! HE JUST SLAPPED THE SHIT OUT OF SIENNA JADE!
Stew-O: Sienna shocked holding her face as she swings with a roundhouse kick! TLA ducks! Irish-whips Sienna into the ropes as Sienna comes back forward and TLA WITH A BACK BODY DROP! Sienna hitting the canvas hard as she rises up but backs up into the corner! As TLA RUNNING AT HER!!! RUNNING CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER! Sienna dropped hard! TLA backing up as the crowd begins to make a little bit of noise as TLA fights his way back in the match! TLA RUNNING AT SIENNA JADE FOR A RUNNING HESITATION DROPKICK IN THE CORNER!!! Sienna’s head snapping back from that! As TLA drags her by the leg out of the corner and pulling her to the center of the ring! TLA running off the ropes as he hits SENTON CRASHING HIS BACK INTO THE MID-SECTION OF SIENNA! TLA pulling Sienna up to her feet as he hooks her in a front facelock! TLA lifting Sienna high in the air! AND HE CONNECTS WITH A BRAINBUSTER DROPPING SIENNA JADE ON HER HEAD!! TLA QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG!!
Referee: ONNEEEEE….TWOOOOOO……
Flannery McCoy: SIENNA JADE POPS HER SHOULDER UP OFF THE CANVAS!!! TLA not wasting any time looking to secure a victory as he quickly hooks both legs of Sienna Jade and begins to turn her over applying a standing Boston crab! TLA with the Boston crab and continues to rear back on that hold torturing the lower back of Sienna Jade! But Sienna doesn’t look like she has plans of tapping out tonight unless it’s to Impact! Sienna crawling trying to make it to the ropes! TLA though refusing the let go of the hold as he continues to rear back and the back of Sienna Jade is not supposed to be in that way! But it is in a very, very bad way right now as La Pantera Sexual continues rearing back! Sienna Jade though! Inching, inching her way further and further! AND SIENNA JADE GRABS THE ROPES!!! TLA forced to break the hold! He breaks the hold as he walks forward before turning around and pulling Sienna Jade! TLA pulling at the legs of Sienna but she’s still holding onto the ropes! TLA holding onto the legs as Sienna begins rising up! TLA pulling her to the center as she lets go of the ropes as he holds onto her leg! AND TLA DROPS THE LEG GOING FOR THE ROLLING ELBOW!! Before TLA could completely turn around! SIENNA WITH A SUPERKICK TO THE BACK OF TLA’S HEAD!
Jake Mercer: TLA knocked completely unconscious! Sienna Jade pulling TLA up from behind as she hooks him! RIPCORD!!! ROLLING ELBOW! WITCHES HAMMER!!! TLA COUNTERS THE WITCHES HAMMER CATCHING THE ARM FOR A CROSS ARMBREAKER!!! CROSS ARMBREAKER APPLIED!!! AND TLA BEGINS PULLING ON THAT ARM OF SIENNA JADE!!! TLA WITH A BEAUTIFUL COUNTER!!! TLA MIGHT MAKE SIENNA JADE TAP OUT AS HE BEGINS PULLING ON THAT ARM WITH MALICIOUS INTENT!!! SIENNA JADE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE SHE’S IN THE MOOD TO TAP OUT!!!!! BUT TLA MIGHT FORCE HER RIGHT HERE!!!! I KNOW I USED THAT “TAP OUT” LINE ALREADY BUT I’M SAVING MY BEST COMMENTARY FOR PAIN FOR PRIDE FOLKS!!! SIENNA JADE!!!! MANAGES TO LOCK HER HANDS!!! AND SHE BEGINS RISING UP!!! SIENNA JADE RISING UP!!! AND TLA STILL TRYING FOR THE HOLD!! BUT SIENNA BEGINS STOMPING OVER THE FACE OF TLA!! BOOTS REPEATEDLY TO THE SKULL OF TLA!!
Stew-O: TLA releases the hold as Sienna free’s her arm! Sienna trying to knock feeling back into her arm as TLA begins rising! AND HE RUNS AT SIENNA!! SIENNA IMMEDIATELY CATCHES TLA WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICKING TURNING HIM COMPLETELY AROUND!! BUT TLA!!! USING ANY STRENGTH HE HAD TO BACKFLIP FOR A PELE KICK CONNECTING RIGHT ON THE POINT OF THE HEAD OF SIENNA JADE!! SIENNA DROPPED!! TLA DOWN!!! WHAT A SERIES!!! TLA stirring up as he rises! And he grabs Sienna up aggressively placing her between his legs! TLA COULD BE GOING FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROYER!! BUT SIENNA DROPS DOWN BLOCKING!! TLA SENDING CLUBBING BLOWS TO THE BACK OF SIENNA!! Trying really hard for this! AND TLA RISES HER UP INSTEAD!! Sienna Jade raining down strikes on TLA as he has her in a powerbomb position! SIENNA DROPS! Sienna BACKS UP JUST ENOUGH TO RUN FOR A RUNNING KNEE LIFT!! TLA moves! TLA GOES FOR A SWAG SHOT!!! SIENNA BLOCKS WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE OF TLA!! TLA ignoring that strike as he SHOOTS FOR A SUPERKICK!! Sienna holding TLA’s leg before she quickly spins him around! HOOKING HIM FROM BEHIND!!! RIPCORD ROLLING ELBOW!!! WITCHES HAMMER!!!! IT CONNECTS!!! SIENNA JADE CONNECTING WITH THAT BRUTAL ELBOW BEFORE SHE HOOKS TLA’S LEG!!!
Referee: ONNNEEEE….TWOOOOOOOOOOO…….
Flannery McCoy: TLA KICKS OUT!!!! SIENNA JADE!! SHOCKED!! She thought she had the victory right there! Sienna though not wasting any time as she drags TLA close to the nearest turnbuckle! Sienna making her way outside of the ring to the apron before she scales the top turnbuckle! Sienna climbing the top turnbuckle! STARING DOWN AT TLA!!! STANDING SWITCH ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! AND SHE FLIES FOR THE STARSTRUCK!!! SIENNA IS CAUGHT!!! TLA MANAGES TO GET HIS KNEES UP!!! KNEES TO THE MID-SECTION!! TLA rising up! Sienna holding her body! BEFORE TLA HOOKS HER GOING FOR THE MEXICAN DESTROYER!! THAT DEADLY FRONT FLIP PILEDRIVER!!
(‘Friend Vs Friend’ by Company Flow hits to the shocked of the audience members and TLA who immediately turns around as Lethal Consequences makes his way out to the stage)
Jake Mercer: IT’S THE MAN LC!!! LC IS HERE!!! AND TLA IS SHOCKED!!! TLA ARGUING WITH LC!!! AS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RUNS DOWN TO THE RING AND HE GETS TO THE APRON!! AND TLA WITH A SUPERKICK TO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AS HE IS KNOCKED OFF THE APRON!! TLA turning around as he hooks Sienna Jade! Looking for the Mexican Destroyer again! AND SIENNA PUSHES TLA OFF AS TLA COLLIDES WITH THE REFEREE!! The referee knocked down! TLA KNOCKS SIENNA JADE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!! LC! LC UNDERNEATH THE RING PULLS OUT A STEEL CHAIR!! TLA grabbing Sienna Jade but LC slowly slides in!! AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH A BRUTAL CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL OF TLA!!! TLA KNOCKED COMPLETELY UNCONSCIOUS!!! AS SIENNA!! SEE’S TLA IS OUT ON HIS FEET!!! SPRINGBOARDS OF THE ROPES!!! RAW SIENNA CONNECTING!!! SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!!! SIENNA JADE HOOKS THE LEG AS THE REFEREE COMES TO HIS SENSES!!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEEE…TWOOOOOO…THRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Unfuckwitable’ By Deez Nuts plays throughout the performance center as she has her hand raised as LC walks up the short ramp with a smirk on his face)
Stephie Love: HERRREEE IS YOUR WINNNERRRRR… SIENNNNAAAAAA JADDDEEEEEEEEE..!!!
Stew-O: LC COST TLA A HELL OF A MATCH HERE ON DYNASTY!!! They are booing in the performance center and rightfully so!
Flannery McCoy: TLA was hitting on all cylinders tonight and to lose a match like that and oh my god he has a brutal gash in the back of his head!! Blood pouring from the back of TLA’s head!! TLA being tended to by officials as LC has already left satisfied with his work!
Jake Mercer: I wish these ‘audience’ members would shut the fuck up! Booing LC for adding a little ‘extreme’ to this match! We need to cherish LC, he’s a gem! He’s the man! THE MAN LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!
(One last shot of Sienna celebrating as the camera fades elsewhere)
(Commercial break)
(Kassidy Heart stars in an advertisement for stuffed animals)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the middle of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘I Gave You Power’ by Nas blasts through the arena as the crowd gives a response with a chorus of boos. Impact makes his way out to the stage with flashing lights surrounding him as he makes his way to the center of the stage. He closes his eyes for a moment as he shakes his head slowly before making his way down the ramp and headed straight towards the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Seattle, Washington… weighing in at 240 pounds… HE… IS… IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Impact throughout not just this whole week but the past few weeks has kept the mentality that people suppose him to be a shell of his former self. That he’s apparently “touchable” and shows weakness from when he used to be. But he’s keeping that idea, that despite the losses, that despite everything that has happened and occurred, that he is still a threat and should be taken as one.
Flannery McCoy: Well what better to do so then to get rid of the new? Impact has once again been put into a position where he’s able to prove what the words he’s been saying are true, the question is can he live up to his words? Is he able to prove that he is still a threat in this current day? He has been known to pull off a few surprises, maybe this might be one?
Jake Mercer: Surprises like managing to get Sienna Jade in his grasp? Like seriously judging by my research the dude is 102 and Sienna is like I don’t know 30, from the Alaska State Law Book this should be illegal! Officers arrest this man!
(Impact stops at the bottom of the ramp for a moment as he makes his way down before turning and heading up the steel steps and to the center of the apron before entering into the ring. He circles around slowly for a moment before standing square in the center of the ring spreading his arms out with closed eyes. He brings his hands back down to his sides before making his way to his corner and beginning to warm up as ‘I Gave You Power’ fades out. ‘Love Sosa’ by Chief Keef then plays up to a mixed reaction from the crowd as SOSA Henderson makes his way to the center of the stage from the backstage area. He stops square in his place for a moment as he poses before making his way down the ramp and to the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… residing in Hollywood, California… weighing in at 191 pounds… HOLLYWOOD… SOSA HENDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Meanwhile I’m sure you already know SOSA is as good as can be heading into Pain For Pride. Just recently getting a shot and being able to participate in the Cash In The Vault match in which as we all know as brung great luck to whoever the victor may be in the past. But he also got a win over another one of the participants in the match as well, former New Breed Champion, Justin Windgate.
Flannery McCoy: I’m sure he’s going to continue on by attempting to add another tally to his win column and come in with all so much momentum by winning tonight and I’m sure he’s up for a fight, but as always it’s nothing he can’t handle. He’s shown off his skills in the ring multiple times, the question is as always, will it be enough to get him to a win?
Jake Mercer: You don’t remember the time when he wrestled that dinosaur in the ‘Land Before Time XX’ movie? He’s a movie star, right? You commentators should be really caught up on your research if he can do that then he can beat the equivalent of a dinosaur my god.
(SOSA makes his way to the bottom of the ramp before sliding into the ring straight forward as he jumps up to the top rope. He poses once more before jumping off and circling the ring before heading to his corner and leaning back against his corner turnbuckle as ‘Love Sosa’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell for this match to begin)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this match is underway! Impact and SOSA are quickly circling around the ring like sharks finding their prey at the moment, they begin to close in as they lock up! BUT IMPACT QUICKLY SPLITTING HIM AND SOSA APART AS HE RAMS A BOOT RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF SOSA! SOSA stumbles backward but he’s quickly pushing forward, but Impact moves out of the way just barely and sends him to the ropes! Impact slides over SOSA before going for a leapfrog, SOSA GETTING SENT BACKWARD WITH A DROPKICK BY IMPACT!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA falling into the ropes as Impact runs right forward to him looking to quickly take him down to the ground, IMPACT WITH A CLOTHESLINE- BUT SOSA QUICKLY LIFTS IMPACT OVER HIS HEAD AND SENDS HIM DOWN ONTO THE APRON! SOSA quickly going for an enziguri to send Impact to the outside! BUT IMPACT MANAGES TO GRAB THE LEGS OF SOSA JUST IN TIME! BUT SOSA PUNCHING IMPACT RIGHT IN THE FACE AS HE STUMBLES BACKWARDS! Impact is stunned as SOSA quickly runs forward, SOSA WITH A STIFF FOREARM SENDING IMPACT OFF THE APRON AND TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Jake Mercer: SOSA quickly heading to his right as he jumps up onto the top turnbuckle! Impact is slowly getting to his feet not realizing the doom flying from above right now! SOSA LEAPS AND TAKES IMPACT DOWN WITH A TOP ROPE MOONSAULT! SOSA up to his feet quickly as he grabs Impact and rolls him into the ring as he follows as well hopping up onto the apron and entering into the ring. SOSA quickly entering the ring as he quickly runs to Impact as he gets to his feet, SOSA TAKING IMPACT DOWN WITH A QUICK ARMDRAG!
Stew-O: Impact transitioning as he rolls up to his feet after being taken down to the ground with quickness! Both of them are up to their feet, SOSA GOES FOR A DROPKICK- BUT IMPACT MANAGES TO PUSH HIS LEGS AWAY AND AVOID SOSA’S ATTACK FOR THE TIME BEING! SOSA falling down to a knee, BUT HE’S QUICKLY BOOSTING UP AND GOING FOR A SUPERKICK- BUT IMPACT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AND HITS SOSA WITH A BIG HEADBUTT RIGHT TO HIS SKULL SENDING SOSA CRASHING DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA falls down to all fours but is wasting no time grabbing ahold of the ropes and trying to pull himself up to his feet before Impact is able to get any more offense in on him! But Impact quickly running forward as SOSA leans against the ropes and sends a knee
right into his gut sending SOSA back down to the ground!
Jake Mercer: SOSA is obviously persistent though as here he is grabbing the ropes once more and pulling himself onto the apron trying to gain some distance away from Impact right now, BUT IMPACT RUNNING FORWARD AND PLANNING TO THRUST HIS SHOULDER RIGHT INTO THE GUT OF SOSA WHICH WOULD SEND HIM DOWN ONCE MORE! BUT SOSA QUICKLY ROLLS INTO THE RING BEFORE THAT COULD HAPPEN BELOW THE MIDDLE ROPE AS HE DROPS DOWN AND GRABS IMPACT! SCHOOLBOY, INTO A SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE JAW OF IMPACT SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND OUT OF NOWHERE!
Stew-O: We’ve seen the quickness of SOSA Henderson and now this is just another example of it! SOSA quickly pulling himself up to his feet as he grabs Impact and lures him up as well by the neck, IMPACT WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT SENDING SOSA BACK! BUT SOSA QUICKLY STEPPING FORWARD AND SPINNING AROUND SENDING A BACK KICK RIGHT TO THE GUT OF IMPACT! SOSA quickly running forward as Impact is stunned, BUT IMPACT WITH RUNNING DOUBLE KNEES AS HE TURNS THE TABLES ON SOSA IN A HEARTBEAT!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA taken down to the ground as Impact brings him up, AND KNEES HIM RIGHT IN THE GUT ONCE MORE SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! SOSA trying to back up and retreat away as Impact runs forward, IMPACT WITH A RUNNING FOREARM- BUT SOSA DUCKS UNDER AS IMPACT KEEPS RUNNING AND REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES AND BACK! SPEAR! SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE BY SOSA HENDERSON TAKING IMPACT DOWN TO THE GROUND! IMPACT IN A MULTITUDE OF PAIN AS SOSA QUICKLY GOES FOR THE PIN TAKING OPPORTUNITY OF HIS QUICK THINKING!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO-
Jake Mercer: IMPACT QUICKLY POWERS OUT OF THE SPEAR ATTEMPT BY SOSA! Impact slowly beginning to get up but SOSA has already kipped up to his feet. SOSA falling straight into the corner as he’s watching Impact begin to pull himself to a crawling position, right in position for what SOSA is about to do! SOSA RUNS FORWARD AND ATTEMPTS A PAID IN FULL-
Stew-O: BUT IMPACT ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE SOSA CAN CONNECT WITH THE DOUBLE CURB STOMP! SOSA quickly rolling up to his feet as he turns around, FIST OF FURY- BUT SOSA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, BUT HE DOESN’T SEE IMPACT JUMP OVER HIM AND LEAP OFF THE ROPES WITH SPEED! FLIGHT SIGHTS! LIONSAULT CONNECTS ONTO SOSA AS IMPACT QUICKLY HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN WHILE SOSA IS DOWN!
OOONNNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRR-
Flannery McCoy: SOSA POWERS OUT! BOTH OF THESE ELITISTS HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE IN THIS MATCH THE QUESTION IS WHO WILL CRUMBLE FIRST! Impact is slowly bringing himself up to his feet as SOSA is beginning to show life as well, but Impact is not going to wait for that! Impact quickly bringing SOSA up to his feet, MILLENNIAL INCARCERATION- BUT SOSA MANAGES TO SLIP OUT AND GO BEHIND IMPACT! SOSA WITH A DROPKICK SENDING IMPACT FORWARD! BUT IMPACT TURNS AND GOES FOR A SPINNING BACKFIST-
Jake Mercer: BUT SOSA GOES UNDER AND ATTEMPTS A SPEAR- BUT IMPACT MOVES AND SLAMS HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF SOSA! SOSA falling to a knee as Impact rebounds off the ropes and back, SPINNING WHEEL KICK- SOSA ROLLS UNDER IMPACT! SOSA GOING FOR A SCHOOLBOY! BUT SOSA QUICKLY ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET AS IMPACT IS ONTO HIS KNEES, SUPERKICK- BUT IMPACT BLOCKS THE KICK AND GOES TO HIS FEET! IMPACT DROPS THE FOOT AND GOES FOR A RUNNING LARIAT-
Stew-O: BUT SOSA DUCKS UNDER AND RUNS TO THE ROPES AS IMPACT TURNS AROUND, ANOTHER SPEAR! SPEAR TAKES IMPACT DOWN TO THE GROUND BUT IT SEEMS SOSA ISN’T DONE AS IF IT DIDN’T TAKE IMPACT DOWN LAST TIME IT’S HIGHLY UNLIKELY HE WILL AGAIN! SOSA JUMPING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS IMPACT DOESN’T SEEM TO KNOW WHAT’S ABOUT TO HIT HIM! SOSA BOMB-
Flannery McCoy: EVISCERATION! IMPACT TRANSITIONS THE SWANTON BOMB INTO A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER AS SOSA TRIED TO TRANSITION HIMSELF IN MID-AIR AS IMPACT WAS GETTING UP BUT IT WAS TOO LATE FOR RECOVERY! SOSA IS DOWN AND OUT AS IMPACT LEAPS FORWARD AND GOES FOR THE PIN RIGHT HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Can I Live’ plays up as Impact slowly drags himself up onto a knee. The crowd begins to shower boos to the Hall of Famer as Impact looks down at the knocked out SOSA Henderson. He dusts himself off with a smirk on his face as he pulls himself up to his feet and allows the Ref to raise his hand in victory. He gives a mocking bow as he continues to celebrate around the ring after his win)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: WHAT A WIN FOR IMPACT TONIGHT! He sure showed those cavemen that he used to smoke pot with back in the 1940s!
Stew-O: Yeah sure he did, Impact with a big win off of SOSA Henderson tonight as I’m sure this was well needed for him to get back on track headed into Pain For Pride! I’m sure he’ll be able to keep the momentum that he’s got now from here to then to say the very least.
Flannery McCoy: That wouldn’t shock me and as for SOSA he has nothing to fret to say the very least because now he has to focus on the Cash In The Vault match coming up! But for now congratulations to Impact!
(A recap of the Drake King vs Visual Prophet feud plays from their first encounters all the way to last week with their big brawl.)
(Dynasty returns where “This is Your Life” by The Dust Brothers & Tyler Durden has only just begun to play inside the empty EAW Performance Center. The bright lights which accompany Drake’s entrance flash and dance around the stage as Drake King steps out with his World Heavyweight Championship worn proudly over his shoulder. He wears a grim look on his face as he slowly marches down to the ring, head held high.)
Flannery McCoy: Ladies and gentlemen, seems like we’re getting a surprise appearance tonight from the World Heavyweight Champ, Drake King, who we actually weren’t expecting to see this evening!
Stew-O: Correct, Flan, Drake King was not scheduled for action, but by the looks of it, he seems to have something he wants to share with the EAW audience.
Jake Mercer: I ain’t complaining. We were actually scheduled to hear from Visual Prophet tonight regarding the Peace Treaty he and Drake signed just after this year’s Grand Rampage, but I guess if The Paragon feels the need to cut into that time to address our viewing audience tonight, then so be it. :dame:
(Drake King is now seen in the ring, demanding a microphone from the timekeeper’s area. He is handed one and repositions himself in the center of the ring. As his music dies down, he stares directly into the camera as he slowly raises the microphone to his mouth, holding his gaze with the camera as it slowly zooms in on his face before he begins speaking.)
Drake King: Two weeks ago, I presented the entire locker room with an open challenge for anyone who was interested in facing me for the World Heavyweight Championship at Pain for Pride. And that challenge was accepted by none other than the Visual Prophet, my former tag team partner. The man everyone suspected would be the one to betray me, break up Drizzy and Vizzy, cash in his King of Elite win, and steal my championship at Pain for Pride. Two weeks ago, my sister Jessica was the one to confirm that Viz would be the man to accept my challenge–but not without smashing me in the head with a steel chair and turning her back on her own family, her own blood, and take that despicable man and poor excuse for a professional wrestler’s side.
(Drake, face now beginning to turn slightly red, lowers the microphone from his mouth to collect his composure. He runs his free hand through his hair and adjusts the title over his shoulder before starting up again.)
Drake King: Don’t get me wrong. I’m not worried about taking Viz on at Pain for Pride at all. As a matter of fact, I’m darn near excited about it. But it still pains me to watch my sister go through all this. Even after she warned me of Viz’s manipulative nature, even after she didn’t believe that I was strong enough to stand up to him, even after she attempted to plant the seeds of doubt in my head and tell me that Viz was going to get the better of me, she keeps sinking deeper and deeper into his clutches. That’s right, Jessica attempted to stage an “intervention” of sorts not long before the very same Grand Rampage event where Viz assaulted Sierra Bradford and made a complete mess out of our title defense. Yes, my sister, Jessica told me that I needed to “watch my back” around Viz–yet here I am. Viz nowhere to be found, and it seems the only person I needed to watch my back around, Jessica, was you. It’s ironic, isn’t it? But don’t worry about it, Jess, I’m not mad at you. I feel sorry for you. I feel like I wasn’t looking out for you as well as I should have been prior to all this, in a way, I failed as a big brother, and that’s exactly why I’m going to fight not just to defend my title at Pain for Pride, but to restore our family’s honor since you’ve done so much to tarnish our family name.
(Drake shakes his head solemnly and lets out a sigh.)
Drake King: And despite everything that’s gone on, it’s been radio silence from Viz, by far the most talkative man in the locker room. Too afraid to come out and face me himself, too scared to look me in the eyes and address what he’s done. That’s exactly what I expected from a no good, immature clown who has been too shy to come for me directly after I put him in his place at Gateway To Glory.
(Drake turns away from the camera and directs his attention to the top of the stage.)
Drake King: I’m sick of the games, Viz. I came out here to face you because I knew you were going to try some more or your foolish, stupid tricks involving that peace treaty. But now you have no choice. I’m here, and I’ll wait as long as it takes me. Get out here, Viz, before I–
(Drake stops suddenly, as he notices a swirling trail of smoke beginning to surround the ring. The overhead lights suddenly dim in the performance center and change to a purple color, completely transforming the aura at ringside.)
Jake Mercer: Oh, god, not this again–what the hell is it with these people and the lights?! How am I supposed to read from my script?!
Flannery McCoy: :dahell: You read from a script?
Jake Mercer: Huh? Don’t you? :mjpls:
(The sound of a hearty chuckle begins to play throughout the performance center sound system, prompting Drake to look around through all the smoke and prepare himself for a confrontation with Viz. He relaxes his defensive stance, however, once some smoke clears and he sees Viz’s smiling face on the titantron. Viz is seen sprawled out across a long, purple chaise lounge chair. He wears a black velvet rope with purple accents and holds a glass of White Zinfandel in his hand. He swirls the glass of wine as he starts to talk.)
Visual Prophet: Drakey Wakey! I couldn’t help but to overhear that you were looking for lil’ ol’ me. I sure do love it when you get angry, Drakeycakes. Or…at least I used to before you took all your anger out on me. :mjcry:
Drake King: Viz, if you don’t get your scaredy cat butt out here–
Visual Prophet: Aht aht aht! Now, where’s the fun in that, hm? I know how badly you probably want me to confront you right now, Drake, but I don’t find pleasure in giving you what you want anymore. No, sir, I love myself too much for that now, far too much to satisfy you anymore. I’m not going to stand by and take the abuse you’ve been putting me through for a second longer. You even came out here to try and stop me from sharing some essential information with the EAW Universe regarding our peace treaty, you selfish little snake–
Drake King: You mean that joke of a segment and a complete waste of time? Another ruse from you to try and mock me and my title reign and convince me to stay your Tag Team partner, all for your benefit?
Visual Prophet: Nah, the peace treaty which you obviously didn’t read the terms and conditions of, fam. Went all the way ahead and signed without checking the fine print or handing over to those lawyers which I’m sure you were able to afford. Jessica even warned you, didn’t she? She told you that you were going to regret signing this here peace treaty and I know exactly why. You didn’t want to listen, Drake, not to anybody. And your stubbornness and refusal to take anyone else’s opinion into account is going to be your downfall. And there is absolutely nothing you can do about it after breaking a LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT. Yes, there’s some very important information in all that fine print, Drizzypoo, something I know the EAW Universe would love to hear.
(Viz sets his wine down on a nearby table, then licks his index finger as he begins to turn the pages of the peace treaty, slowly and dramatically much to Drake’s annoyance.)
Visual Prophet: Aha! Found it right here, aiight, so, boom, article 15, section 31, subsection 25, clause C, sub-clause ii, line 115…
(Viz clears his throat before reading a line directly from the peace treaty.)
Visual Prophet: “In the event that either party (the ‘Defaulting Party’) breaches any provision of this Peace Treaty, which causes damage to the other Party (the ‘Non-defaulting Party’), including an incomplete or mistaken performance of any obligation provided within this Peace Treaty, both Parties must face off in a televised EAW match where the conditions, rules, and stipulations of the match are to be determined solely by the Non-defaulting Party.”
(Viz raises his eyebrows, flips back to the front page of the peace treaty, and lowers his signature three-eyed sunglasses with a smile.)
Visual Prophet: In layman’s terms, Drake, since you’re the one who broke our peace treaty, you have to face me in a match of MY choosing…
Flannery McCoy: :skip: !!!
Visual Prophet: Now, we’ve already agreed on when to face off, correct? Pain for Pride 13 for the World Heavyweight Championship. So the only thing left for me to decide on are the match stipulations. And after giving it some thought…(He leans forward into the camera.)
Jake Mercer: :lupe:
Visual Prophet: …I’ve decided that our match will be…
Stew-O: :eyes:
…
…
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Visual Prophet: A PROPHETIC VISIONS MATCH.
Jake Mercer: NO WAY!
(An irate Drake King throws the microphone he was holding into the empty seats at ringside, then starts to yell at Viz on the titantron, who simply blows a kiss into the camera before leaning back to relax in his loveseat. “Another One Bites The Dust” by Queen starts up while Viz is seen laughing and sipping from his glass of wine.)
Flannery McCoy: What an announcement! But gentlemen, one question–what the absolute fuck is a “Prophetic Visions” match?
Stew-O: Whatever it is, it sounds absolutely ridiculous and can no way be fair. I completely understand Drake’s frustration with the details of that hysterically long peace treaty–I never thought it would have come to something like this!
Jake Mercer: Oh my gawd, guys, this is a massive announcement. A Prophetic Visions match at Pain for Pride 13, a first for us all, and it will be to determine the World Heavyweight Championship!
Flannery McCoy: I can only imagine that this is a match stipulation that will certainly be in favor for Viz over the World Heavyweight Champ, which seems unfair at first, but you gotta give it to Viz. Maybe he really was playing mind games from the start? Maybe his intention was to purposefully drive Drake to turn against him the entire time?
Stew-O: Now that you mention it, Flan, it certainly does appear to be that way! How the hell is Drake gonna get out of this one? What part did Jessica play in all this? That was a legally binding contract he signed, there’s no getting out of it unless he wants to faces some serious charges.
Jake Mercer: Viz was out here playing 5-D chess with this man who clearly couldn’t keep up. We now stan harder than we ever did before. I feel for The Paragon, I really do, but Viz has just one-upped the champion in a way I don’t know if I’ve ever seen before!
Flannery McCoy: However this unfolds, I can’t wait to see the outcome!
(Our final shot is of Drake King aggressively stomping back and forth inside of the ring as “Another One Bites The Dust” continues to play and the Dynasty broadcast fades elsewhere.)
(Final commercial break)
(Monster by Kanye West hits, as Kassidy Hearts steps out onto the stage with Sienna Jade. The crowd gives the both of them a huge reaction as Kassidy raises her championship in the air. Kassidy looks over at Sienna as both women nod at one another before heading down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for..
Crowd: ONE FALL!!
Stephie Love: And it is your main event of the evening!! Introducing first, from Syndey, Australia.. Weighing in at 125lbs.. She’s accompanied by Siena Jade.. THE EAW NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!!! THE MAULER!! KASSIDY HEART!!!
Stew-O: Kassidy Heart and Sienna Jade were seen last week in an interview before their match at Fighting Spirit. The question was whether they could team with one another or not knowing that they would compete against one another at Pain for Pride due to Chris Elite’s GAWD Contract.. And although they didn’t see eye to eye for everything, their support for each other stayed strong.
Flannery McCoy: Their match ended in a loss as Kassidy accidentally struck her partner, but luckily that hasn’t broken the friendship that these two have.
(Kassidy Heart hands her championship over to the referee as he extends his arms out through the ropes to hand it to the timekeeper. Sienna Jade stands at ringside. Smells Like Teen Spirit (Alternate Reality Mix) by Nirvana hits as Cage steps out onto the stage. He looks to the left then to the right as the crowd begins to bang on the plexiglass and cheers on the hall of famer. Cage then makes his way towards the ring.)
Stew-O: Cage is just now coming off of an incredible Hardcore Ironman match with the 2020 Grand Rampage winner, Rex McAllister. The match went into sudden death overtime where Cage won with only a second to spare.
Flannery McCoy: Unfortunately, Chris Elite made his presence known after he attacked one of his future Pain for Pride opponents aka Cage.
Stew-O: There is no way Cage has forgotten about that. He will definitely want to make a statement for the other 3 opponents that he has at Pain for Pride as he goes up against the National Elite Champion.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here go! Kassidy Heart and Cage start this match up by locking up in the center of the ring! Cage locks in a standing side headlock, but Kassidy quickly spins out of it and connects with a drop toe hold that sends Cage planting face first onto the canvas! And look at this! She adjusts her body and goes for a knee bar!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! Cage quickly responds by kicking himself free and getting away from the Mauler! Both competitors make it back up to their feet! Cage charges at Kassidy with a clothesline! No! Kassidy ducks under the arm and charges for the ring ropes! She bounces back as Cage turns around.. SPEAR!! SPEAR BY KASSIDY HEART!!
Jake Mercer: NO! Cage leaps over Kassidy as she stumbles on her feet! She turns around.. DIAMOND CUTTER!! Kassidy’s face just planted onto the canvas as she rolls onto her back. Cage quickly takes advantage of this opening as he stands up and stomps down onto the stomach of Kassidy Heart! Again! And this time she rolls back onto her stomach as she clutches at her abdomen! Cage now steps over Kassidy’s body and reaches down!! DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX!! It connects! Kassidy crashes up against the canvas hard as she rolls out of the ring to the ringside floor.
Stew-O: Kassidy is leaning up against the barricade and plexiglass that surrounds the ring. Cage sees this as he runs to the far ropes. He bounces back as Kassidy Heart turns his attention towards him! SUICIDE DIVE BY CAGE!!! NO!! Kassidy side steps out of the way as Cage lands head first right against the barricade!! Cage drops down to his knee as his forearm is pressed against the barricade. Kassidy walks over and grabs Cage by the head and raises him up to his feet.. AND THE MAULER BASHES CAGE’S HEAD AGAINST THE PLEXIGLASS!! The fans behind the glass are banging against the screen from the other side as Kassidy again bashes Cage’s face against it!!
Sienna Jade (Off-Mic): There you go Kassidy!! Break his skull!!
Referee: One.. Two..
Stew-O: Kassidy again slams Cage’s face against the plexiglass, but this time she holds it against the plexiglass as she presses his face into it! Kassidy lets go of Cage’s head, as he drops back down to one knee with his forearms back against the barricade! KICK TO THE CHEST BY KASSIDY!! That kick forces Cage to pop up to his feet as he clutches at his chest in pain! And now Kassidy with a kick to the side of Cage’s left calf! He bends over and grabs at his leg in pain! Forearm to the face by Kassidy Heart! Cage staggers back! Another forearm shot by Kassidy! Cage responds with a back handed slap! Kassidy with another forearm to the head! Cage with another backhanded slap that! Kassidy with a kick to the abdomen! NO! Cage catches her leg and throws it straight to the ground as she stumbles forward! DISCUS LARIAT BY CAGE AS HE TAKES KASSIDY STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND AT RINGSIDE!! That’s the Diamond Saint Special!
Sienna Jade (Off-Mic): NO!!
Referee: Three.. Four.. Five.. Six..
Flannery McCoy: Cage clutches at his head in pain but quickly goes over to Kassidy who is slowly getting up to her hands and knees. Cage reaches down and grabs her by the head and hair as he brings her up to her feet. He walks her over to the ring and attempts to slide The Mauler into the ring.. But Kassidy extends her arms out and presses them against the side of the ring to prevent herself from going in! KASSIDY WITH A BACK ELBOW INTO THE CHEST AND STOMACH OF CAGE!! ANOTHER AS THIS ONE FORCES CAGE TO BACK AWAY FROM HER! SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE ABDOMEN BY KASSIDY HEART THAT SENDS CAGE DOWN TO HIS KNEES WHILE CLUTCHING HIS STOMACH!! She slides into the ring!
Referee: Seven.. Eight..
Jake Mercer: Kassidy is now in the ring, as Cage gets back up to his feet and makes his way over to the ring apron. He climbs up on top of the ring apron and is about to enter through the ropes!! NO!! KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY KASSIDY HEART AS CAGE FALLS RIGHT THROUGH THE ROPES AND DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! Cage just got rocked with that kick right there! He slowly gets to his hands and knees and shakes his head as he may just be seeing stars right now!! WAIT LOOK!! KASSIDY WITH A PENALTY KICK TO THE HEAD!!! Cage instantly falls flat onto the canvas as Kassidy hooks the leg!!
Sienna Jade (Off-Mic): YES!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THR-
Sienna Jade (Off-Mic): Damnit!
Stew-O: Kickout by The Explicit Content, Cage! Kassidy gets back up to her feet and quickly stomps down onto Cage’s stomach! She then reaches down and grabs both of his legs! She interlocks them with hers and goes for the XoXo Kass!! The figure 8 leg lock!! Cage is screaming in pain as Kassidy is bridging as much as she can to increase the pressure on the hold!! Cage’s face is turning red! You can tell that he is frustrated by being in this submission hold!!
Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK! Cage manages to elevate his upper body off of the canvas, as he reaches out and drives his elbow right above the side of Kassidy’s right knee!! ANOTHER SHOT BY CAGE!! AND ANOTHER!! CAGE IS NOW REPEATEDLY BASHING HIS ELBOW RIGHT ABOVE THAT KNEE AS KASSIDY RELEASES HER BRIDGE AND DROPS FLAT ON HER BACK TO THE CANVAS!!!
Stew-O: Kassidy sits up with her legs still locked in with Cage’s, BUT CAGE WITH A RIGHT HOOK TO THE SIDE OF HER FACE AS SHE INSTANTLY FALLS BACK AGAINST THE CANVAS!! Cage quickly reaches down and unhooks his legs from Kassidy then rolls off to the side of the ring and begins clutches at his legs in pain!
Flannery McCoy: Cage reaches up and grabs the side ropes as he uses them to get up to his feet. He still doesn’t have full blood circulation in his legs after that XoXo Kass, as he drops down to his knee before working himself back up and shaking his legs out! Cage now makes his way over to Kassidy Heart as he reaches down for her legs!! He interlocks his legs with hers!! SHARPSHOOTER BY CAGE!!!!! NO!! Kassidy is kicking him repeatedly to keep him away!! One of the kicks catches Cage in the hand as he turns around and shakes his hand in pain! Kassidy quickly getting up to her feet and wrapping her arms around Cage!! GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!!! Cage with a back elbow to the face of Kassidy Heart! Another as Kassidy loses her grip around Cage’s body! STUNNER BY CAGE!!! NO!! Kassidy was able to shove Cage forward before he dropped down to the canvas! He lost his grip of her head and landed flat on his ass! Kassidy runs forward towards the ring ropes!! She bounces back!! PENALTY KICK TO THE CHEST OF THE SEATED CAGE!!!
Flannery McCoy: IT CONNECTS, BUT CAGE KEEPS HOLD OF KASSIDY’S LEG AS HE USES THE FORCE OF HER KICK TO PULL HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! Cage rolls and adjusts his body as he still has his grip on Kassidy’s leg!! He stands up.. SHARPSHOOTER!!! CAGE HAS THE SHARPSHOOTER LOCKED IN ON KASSIDY HEART!! KASSIDY IS SCREAMING IN PAIN AS CAGE APPLIES TREMENDOUS PRESSURE ON HER LOWER BACK AND UPPER LEGS!!
Stew-O: Cage is screaming at the top of his lungs while applying as much pressure as he can onto his opponent! That reversal was the perfect example of the amount of pain that guys like Cage are willing to go through in order to deal damage of their own!! Kassidy is clutching at her head and hair! She’s trying to figure a way out! Kassidy is reaching her arms out and stretching as much as she can to get to the bottom rope!! Meanwhile, Cage is putting all of his weight into this hold to get her to submit!! Kassidy is reaching! Almost there.. AND SHE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!
Jake Mercer: Cage releases the legs of Kassidy as she lays face down on the canvas with her hand still grabbing that bottom rope! Cage walks around her body and kicks Kassidy’s arm as she releases the rope and turns onto her back! Cage now reaches down and grabs both of Kassidy’s arms. He stands straight up and looks from left to the right!! AND NOW CAGE IS STOMPING DOWN ONTO THE FACE OF KASSIDY HEART!! MULTIPLE STOMPS!! THIS IS THE IDIOT STAMPEDE!!! Cage releases Kassidy’s arms as they drop right beside her. Cage now walks over to the side of the ring and exits through the ring ropes. Cage walks down the ring apron and toward to the corner as he begins to climb up! He sets himself up on the top rope as he looks down at Kassidy!!! DIVING ELBOW DROP BY CAGE!!!
Sienna Jade (Off-mic): KASSIDY WATCH OUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! KASSIDY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY, UNDER ROPES, AND TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR AT THE LAST SECOND AS CAGE BASHES HIS ELBOW UP AGAINST THE CANVAS!! Cage is clutching at his elbow in pain as he is curled up into a ball with his face down. Meanwhile at ringside, Kassidy is clutching at her head in pain. Cage slowly gets up to his feet and walks over to the far corner of the ring as he begins to roll his elbow out. Kassidy slides into the ring.. She charges at Cage who is stepping out of the corner!! RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE BY KASSIDY HEART!!! NO!! CAGE SIDE STEPS AS KASSIDY NEARLY RUNS INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! She turns around, but Cage shoves her right into the corner turnbuckles as he back crashes against them! Cage with a right hook to the face of the Mauler! Another! Cage now wraps his arms around Kassidy’s body and lifts her up onto the middle rope then again up to the top rope! Cage hooks her head!! It looks like he’s thinking Superplex!!!
Stew-O: NO!! Kassidy is now striking Cage with lefts and right while on the top rope! Cage can’t get a good grip of her to perform the move! Kassidy shoves his head down.. HELLOFRESH!!! SNAP BUCKLE BOMB BY KASSIDY HEART CONNECTS AS KASSIDY FLIPS OVER CAGE’S BODY IN THE CORNER AND POWERBOMBS HIM WITH TREMENDOUS FORCE INTO THE CANVAS!!! Kassidy now making her way over to Cage as she drops down for the pin!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT BY CAGE!! Kassidy gets up to her feet. She grabs at Cage’s legs!! BOSTON CRAB!! NO!! CAGE IS FIGHTING IT!! He isn’t letting the Mauler turn his body!!!! BUT KASSIDY WITH A KICK TO THE ABDOMEN!! AND NOW SHE TURNS HIM AS SHE HAS THE BOSTON CRAB LOCKED IN!!! Cage is in so much pain right now! Right after being slammed into the canvas from the turnbuckle, his lower back has to go through even more pain and punishment by being locked in that Boston Crab!!
Flannery McCoy: This is where the Mauler is the most dangerous. When she can start dissecting her opponents and uses her submission holds to her advantage, it becomes nearly impossible to slow her down!
Stew-O: Kassidy is sitting back and applying as much pressure as she can! Cage is making a facial expression right now that shows how much pain and discomfort he is in! However, Cage gets up onto his forearms, and now he is army crawling his way to the side ropes! He’s almost there!! He extends his arm out!! AND HE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE FORCING A ROPE BREAK!!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy quickly lets go of Cage’s legs then turns around and grabs them again. This time she pulls on his legs, forcing him to release the ring ropes, as she brings him to the center of the ring! She steps over Cage’s back!! CAMEL CLUTCH!! SHE HAS CAMEL CLUTCH LOCKED IN NOW!!! MORE AND MORE PRESSURE BY KASSIDY HEART AS SHE KEEPS HERSELF ON THE ATTACK! Cage is trying to escape, Kassidy is keeping an incredible grip on the Hall of Famer!!
Stew-O: Cage now slides his knees underneath him as he forces his way up to his feet with Kassidy on his back in what looks like a piggy back position!! AND CAGE JUMPS AND SLAMS BACK FIRST TO THE CANVAS WITH KASSIDY HEART ON HIS BACK!! Kassidy releases her grip on Cage as he rolls off to the side clutching at his neck and lower back in pain!!
Jake Mercer: Cage slowly getting himself up to his feet. He reaches down at grabs Kassidy by the head and brings her up to her feet. He hooks her head!! MERCY RULE BY CAGE!!! NO!! Kassidy Heart managed to shove Cage away as he takes a step back!!! BUT CAGE CONTINUES WITH A DISCUSS LARIAT!!! NO!! Kassidy moves out of the way and grabs Cage! AND SHE THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING BETWEEN THE MIDDLE AND TOP ROPE!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT NO! Cage doesn’t fall to ringside as he grabs both of the ropes and bounces back!! ROPE HUNG LUNATIC LARIAT BY CAGE!!! IT CONNECTS AND THE MAULER IS DOWN!!!! Cage looks down at his opponent then up at the corner. He makes his way to the corner as he climbs up to the top turnbuckle!! He leaps in the air!! DIVING HEADBUTT BY CAGE THAT PIERCES HIS HEAD RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF KASSIDY!! CAGE HOOKS THE LEGS!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPION!!! Cage quickly gets off of Kassidy as he grabs at his head. There is no question that diving headbutt took a lot out of him. He is definitely feeling the effects of using that move right now. Cage goes over to Kassidy and stomps down onto her chest before grabbing her and bringing her up to her feet! Cage now lifts her up into a fireman’s carry!! He may be looking for the Fireman’s Carry Neckbreaker! His Ushigoroshi!! No!! Kassidy is fighting it with elbows and knee shots to Cage’s head while in the fireman’s carry position!! Cage is definitely still seeing stars after his headbutt from earlier, but now you can see the damage being done as he drops down to his knee! Kassidy gets behind him, but quickly runs forward to the ropes in front of him! She bounces back as Cage is still not all the way there and she takes him down to the canvas with.. THE LOUIS VUITTON OF WRESTLING MOVES!! TORNADO DOUBLE ARM LEG SCISSORS BY KASSIDY HEART!!!!
Sienna Jade(Off-Mic): It’s over!!
Flannery McCoy: KASSIDY IS GOING FOR THE SUBMISSION HERE!! She’s trying to end this right here and now!!! She’s banging her head up against the side of Cage’s head and shoulders! Cage is screaming at the top of his lungs trying to find a way out of this hold, but I don’t think there is!! Kassidy is applying all the pressure that she can!! But Cage won’t quit! Cage is still trying his hardest, but he hasn’t moved from the position that he is in!! Kassidy now digging her teeth into the back of Cage’s shoulder!! The referee doesn’t even see it as Cage screams even louder!! Blood is now dripping down his shoulders and yet he still won’t quit!!!
Stew-O: It looks like Cage may even be fading right now! If he loses it won’t be because he tapped out! BUT KASSIDY RELEASES THE HOLD!! She stands up.. PAINFULLY EVER AFTER!! CURB STOMP DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF CAGE’S HEAD!!! CAGE IS OUT COLD AS KASSIDY GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
Referee: ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(Monster by Kanye West hits as Kassidy Heart gets up to her feet. The referee raises her hand in the air as the crowd gives her loud reaction. Sienna Jade is seen clapping at ringside)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… THE MAULER!!! KASSSSSSIDY!!!!! HEARRRRT!!!!!!
Stew-O: What an incredible victory! The support from Sienna Jade tonight definitely gave Kassidy a great boost as she fought this match incredibly!
(Sienna Jade is seen entering the ring with the National Elite Championship in her hand. She hands it over to Kassidy as both women raise their hands in the air.)
Flannery McCoy: These two women are so powerful together. The support that they have for one another is so beautiful. Even after-
Stew-O: KICK TO THE STOMACH BY SIENNA JADE ONTO KASSIDY AS KASSIDY DROPS THE NATIONAL ELITE CHAMPIONSHIP!!! AND NOW SIENNA PULLS KASSIDY IN AND CONNECTS WITH THE RDG!!! HER BRIDGING FISHERMAN’S SUPLEX!!!!
Jake Mercer: Kassidy Heart is laid out as Sienna Jade rolls out of the ring to ringside!! Kassidy is seen clutching at the back of her head along with her lower back.
Flannery McCoy: I guess Sienna Jade is showing why she believes she is the more competitive one between the two! She just held down her best friend, the National Elite Champion, for three seconds!! That’s all the time she needs to become champion at Pain for Pride!!
Stew-O: Sienna Jade is letting the world know that’s all it takes to win that championship!! These two friends! These rivals! What is going to happen next between them! This competitive rivalry between close friends is only getting more competitive with actions like these!!
(Sienna Jade is seen at the top of the stage as Kassidy is in the ring using the ring ropes to assist her up to her feet. Kassidy then raises her head and makes eye contact with Sienna Jade. We then see Sienna Jade counting to three with her fingers then doing a championship gesture by outlining an invisible championship around her waist. Kassidy sees this as Sienna Jade finishes off with a huge smirk towards her Pain for Pride opponent. The screen then fades to black)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)
