Matthew Graham
(EAW intro plays.)
(A recap of last week’s episode of Dynasty is shown as always: Mr. DEDEDE starts the show by coming out and inviting both Adam Lucas and Ronn Banks to the ring. He then reveals the new Hardcore Championship which will be replacing the PURE Championship and furthermore will be what DEDEDE and Adam will be fighting for at Pain For Pride. It then moves onto a debuting Michael Jack getting an emphatic victory over a hungry Alex Myers with two newcomers clashing to prove their worth. Tyler Parker encounters Donovan Duke of Insurgency as he tries to convince him that Jake and Limmy have done nothing but use him to their own advantage, to which Donovan laughs it off and threatens him before leaving. A six women tag team match is underway as Sierra Bradford, Harper Lee & Ximena Valesquez go up against Dr. Bethany Blue, Ashley Flores, and Candice Blair. In a tense situation, Ashley gets her team disqualified leading to a huge brawl between the Specialists along with Sierra attacking both Harper and Ximena with a chair and taking out both of them. Andre Walker then comes out along with Albert Hitchman to put out a notice to the Cash in The Vault participants, saying there’s a reason there’s so much hype surrounding him simply because pound for pound he’s better than all of them. Insurgency is in action next as Jake Smith, Limmy Monaghan, and Donovan Duke go up against Dray Fontana, Mary S. Atlas, and Jordan Payne in which Insurgency get a dominant victory over the three of them with Limmy pinning Dray. StarrStan tries to convince Dr, Angelo D’Angelo and The Visual Prophet to co-exist with Lethal Consequences, but before anything else can happen Ad Infinitum interrupts which is about to lead to a brawl which Starr stops. Voltage’s Myles comes to Dynasty to face Andre Walker in a Cash in The Vault preview match, where ultimately Andre comes out on top. Chris Elite then follows up coming out and being frustrated about how he has nothing going on for Pain For Pride. SOSA Henderson interrupts him saying that he’s the only one to blame for their tag team defeat on Dynasty the week prior. It then leads to SOSA attacking him and saying he’ll be his Pain For Pride opponent, confirming their match against one another for the show. Adam Lucas and Mr. DEDEDE are forced to team with one another as they face the team of Lethal Consequences and The Visual Prophet. DEDEDE leaves Adam to dry and before LC can take advantage of such things, Veena interrupts and attempts to call a mistrial, leading to a huge brawl not just between them but between Adam and DEDEDE as well forcing the ref to call a no contest. Xander Payne returns to in-ring competition in the main event as he beats Charlie Marr. Impact then comes out and “apologies” for the shoes and says he’ll make up for it, wanting it to be as accurate as possible especially with the human blood. And thus forth he attacks Xander and bloodies him, standing tall at the end of the show to end the recap)
(The recap ends as the camera fades into the World 1 Theatre. Red pyro is seen shooting out from the stage as the crowd is highly anticipating this specific episode of Friday Night Dynasty. The camera pans around to the boisterous virtual crowd before transitioning over to the commentary team of Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer as they smile before beginning to speak to the camera)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen we are exactly a week away from the spectacle of the Season, Pain For Pride! As we welcome you today to the go home show for Friday Night Dynasty!
Flannery McCoy: And this show is all about reminiscing and going back to showcase the work that our elitists have put in this entire Season. Entirely composed of rewind matches from all of the Dynasty main events this Season, it’s definitely a treat that none of you want to miss!
Jake Mercer: I hope you’re excited to watch LC’s historic World Championship win and his title defenses as well! It’ll be GREAT! The Impact Zone is as excited as ever, I’m feeling a little aroused! Let’s get into it!
Stew-O: Wait what-
( The camera fades away from the commentary table and cuts to Stephie Love, who is standing in the middle of the ring. )
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… please welcome the EAW PURE Champion… ADAM LUCAS!!!!
( “You Know My Name” by Chris Cornell immediately kicks up and begins to play throughout World 1 Theatre. When Adam steps on stage, the virtual crowd gives him a thunderous ovation and it doesn’t stop, because a few seconds later, Ronn Banks steps out and stands beside Adam. Together, the two men begin to make their way down to the. )
Stew-O: I can’t help but wonder what these two men are thinking after what went down last week. Our chairman, and coincidentally, Adam’s Pain for Pride opponent, Mr. DEDEDE, announced that at Pain for Pride, the PURE Championship would go back in retirement and that the match between himself and Adam would be for the newly designed Hardcore Championship.
Flannery McCoy: It was an absolutely shocking announcement, all things considered. The Hardcore Championship was shelved back on September 28th, 2018 when StarrStan took it from Jack Ripley, who had cashed in the 24/7 contract the previous week at Territoral Invasion to defeat Ventura and Ryan Wilson, and exchanged it with the PURE Championship. Quite frankly, I never thought we would see the Hardcore Championship ever again.
Jake Mercer: Leave it to Mr. DEDEDE to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes then. He got the wrestling world buzzing when he unveiled that newly designed Hardcore Championship, and I’m here for it! It’s about damn time EAW officially goes back to its roots and brings back one of the championships that put it on the map. Some of the greatest Elitists of all time have held onto that belt, and at Pain for Pride, we are going to witness the beginning of a new chapter when it comes to that title :wow:
( Adam and Ronn are in the ring now and both of them have microphones. Adam looks down at the PURE Championship around his waist, unstraps it, and holds it up in the air. The fans cheer for this, although the buzz centered around the new Hardcore Championships has been mostly positive. Fans are excited to see it brought back. )
Adam Lucas: Not to speak for Ronn or anything, but I think the two of us were pretty damn shocked last week when DEDEDE made the announcement that he was bringing back the Hardcore Championship. When he hinted that I would be the last person to ever hold the PURE Championship, I took it as DEDEDE doing what he does best and that’s talking out of his ass. He really did mention me in the same breath as some less than stellar former champions and actually had the audacity to say I was going to flop.
Ronn Banks: :mjlol:
Adam Lucas: But yeah. I basically thought Mr. DEDEDE was full of shit.
Ronn Banks: Well, he usually is to be fair.
Adam Lucas: :mjlol:
Ronn Banks: I’m not opposed to EAW going back to its roots and reintroducing the Hardcore Championship. That particular belt has quite the history here in EAW, and just looking at the current product and staying educated on the product itself, I believe it’ll fit in nicely.
Adam Lucas: That’s true, but then I look at the PURE Championship that rests on my shoulders. I’ll admit, it’s a bitter pill to swallow to let go of it, because I’ve been through alot with this Championship. It’s a hard blow, because it’s an understatement to say that my PURE Championship win was the culmination of a long climb to the top. When Limmy Monaghan took me out of the Road To Redemption match and secured the moment for himself. It hurt, but I gave him a dose of karma by tapping him out and standing on top when the smoke cleared and it was all said and done at Reckless Wiring. I have a lot of memories with this title and it’s made me who I am today. It’s not just any title to me, I haven’t been short on giving my appreciation for the PURE Championship. How much of an honor it is to hold the title in the first place and wear it with pride each and every time I come out to the ring. It’s a testimony to how far I’ve gotten here in Elite Answers Wrestling and I have no doubt it’s the beginning of a very steep upwards climb for me. That being said, I planned to walk into Pain For Pride, the biggest match of my career no doubt, defending my PURE Championship with pride against Ryan Adams. Laying it all on the line and walking away with what I walked in with, and that’s the Championship that I rightfully won at Reckless Wiring 2021.
( Adam brushes his hair back out of his face and shakes his head. There is no disguising the annoyed look on his face. )
Adam Lucas: But he had other plans, instead, we have the Hardcore Championship. Now that surprises me more than anything else he’s done. Furthermore it means that this match, no matter what happens, no matter the scenario, win or lose, I walk out without the PURE Championship in my possession. And while I’m forced to let go of it heading into the new Season, what can you do about it? I loved being your PURE Champion, defending it with honor and proving to the world that I can step up to whatever challenge is in my way. But now, things have changed, I’ve found myself with another task, and that’s winning the Hardcore Championship. And that’s fine, but regardless of what was going to happen when I faced Ryan Adams at Pain For Pride there is one thing that stays the same, and that’s Hardcore Championship or PURE Championship, it doesn’t matter. I will give you a beating that you will remember, Ryan Adams. And no matter what, I will walk out victorious. I’m going to make sure I emphasize this and you hear it loud and clear Ryan, because it’s nothing but the truth when I speak directly towards you with every fiber of my being. It’s the fact that regardless of what you throw at me, I won’t be looked over, I won’t be walked over, I will not be your stepping stone, I will come out victorious. And there’s absolutely nothing you can do about it. You can line me up with your disgraced PURE Champions all you want, you will still meet the consequences of your actions at Pain For Pride.
( “Value” by A$AP Ferg begins to blast across the PA system right at that moment. Adam and Ronn exchange looks with one another, and out walks Mr. DEDEDE with a smirk on his handsome face. He looks very sexy on this night, dressed in a pair of black jeans, with a fitted black t-shirt, and black Converse sneakers. He is carrying a microphone and wastes no time in motioning for his music to cut. Mr. DEDEDE begins to talk as he makes his way down to the ring. )
Mr. DEDEDE: I hate to break it to you, but you are my stepping stone.
( Mr. DEDEDE pauses his walk down to the ring long enough to catch Adam’s eye and shrug. )
Mr. DEDEDE: I thought I made that perfectly clear last week when I informed the entire world that effective at Pain for Pride, the PURE Championship will cease to exist. You can wax on about how much it means to you and regale us all with your tales of defending it proudly, but that’s not going to change the inevitable outcome of the Pain for Pride match between the two of us. I want the PURE Championship gone. I want it to be nothing more than a belt that sits on a shelf down in the basement of EAW headquarters and collects dust. It’s a fitting end to a so-called championship that has a disgraceful history attached to it.
( Mr. DEDEDE is making his way up the ringsteps now and he climbs into the ring. )
Mr. DEDEDE: It’s a belt that now has your name attached to it :francis:. At Pain for Pride, EAW is going back to what made it special in the first place. If the businessman side of me has learned anything this last year and a half, it’s that people get off on seeing their peers hurt one another. The mere thought of seeing a man strike another man down with a lead pipe, or hammer, or whatever other clever weapon you can think to bring down with you to the ring, is what brings the EAW Universe back every single week. Believe me, I find it shocking too. After all, this is 2021 where snowflakes and sensitivity go hand-in-hand, and you would think that the sight of blood would be offensive to some. As weak and as simple of a society as we are, this sort of thing is supposed to upset us! We are supposed to turn our heads and shield the precious eyes of our children if a professional athlete gets a little cut or scrape. Personally, I am glad that we are getting rid of the PURE Championship and replacing it with something that is a lot more prestigious. I have fond memories of my time as the Undisputed Hardcore Champion and when Pain for Pride is done, I’ll be happy enough to add this particular version of the championship to my collection. Your fate has already been sealed, Adam, and there’s very little you can do about it. I picked you for the patsy because it would be easy to use you. I helped you out, nurtured you, and gave you a chance to succeed. Now I’m going to do what Gawd does best, and that is demolish you and destroy you, bit by bit by bit.
Stew-O: OH MY GOD! DEDEDE JUST TORE RONN BANKS IN HALF WITH THE SPEAR!
(DEDEDE props himself up to a knee as he looks down at his former rival before turning to Adam Lucas. Adam’s frustration is clearly beginning to build towards the Chairman as he runs towards him, looking to attack him)
Flannery McCoy: BUT HE’S NOT DONE! BEFORE ADAM CAN DO ANYTHING HIMSELF DEDEDE GETS RIGHT BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND TAKES THE PURE CHAMPION DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SPEAR AS WELL!
(Adam groans in pain as DEDEDE gets himself back up to his feet. He slicks back his hair getting rid of loose strands in his face as “Value” once again plays up. The crowd seems to be in deep interest as DEDEDE circles around both of his fallen foes. He looks down at the PURE Championship which is laying on the ground as he picks it up into his possession)
Jake Mercer: Gawd has struck! Thy consequences are bitter and brutal and he has struck down the hammer tonight!
Flannery McCoy: :comeagain: What the hell are you even saying.
Stew-O: Well regardless a statement has been made by Mr. DEDEDE tonight to kick off the go home show! He told it as it is and in the end gave both Adam and Ronn a possible taste of what’s to come just a week from now, and I couldn’t be more excited!
Flannery McCoy: A personal feud that finally comes to a head on the grandest stage of them all, it’s going to be great. All for the Hardcore Championship at Pain For Pride!
(DEDEDE looks at the PURE Championship with disdain and disgust on his face as he drops it right onto Adam’s corpse. Adam is stirring as he’s trying to get a gasp of air but before he can get his bearings back DEDEDE has already left the ring. He makes his way over to help Ronn back up to his feet as both of them have their attention fixated on DEDEDE making his way to the backstage area as that’s the last shot seen before Dynasty fades out to its first commercial break of the night)
(A commercial is shown for Mr. DEDEDE versus Adam Lucas for the Hardcore Championship at Pain For Pride)
[SCREENBAR: Xander Payne vs. Charlie Marr – Grand Rampage 2021]
(Dynasty from commercial break then transitions over to the first rewind match of the night as the camera fades to an overview shot of Globe Life Field as the fans buzz in excitement.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Stephie Love: And is for the Elite Answers Wrestling WWWOOOORRRLLLDDDD HHHEEEEAAAVVVVYYYYWWWWEEEEIIIIGGGGHHHTTTT CCCCHHHAAAAMMMPPPPIIIIOOOONNNNNSSSSSHHHHHIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
(The crowd roars as spotlights focus in on the ring)
(After a brief moment, “Bad Guy” by Morrisson hits and the crowd becomes unglued with a roar of negative jeering. Charlie Marr slowly, methodically even emerges onto the stage, engrossing himself in the loud, vocal response despite its negative reaction. A few steps behind him, Veena Adams follows as the pair head down to the ring with complete and utter focus on Marr’s face)
Stew-O: You don’t have to like it, you don’t have to agree with it, but the fact of the matter is that tonight at Grand Rampage Charlie Marr will compete for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship. The Champion faces an incredible task against someone who had an career making run as the EAW World Champion in 2019 and looks to once again ascend to the apex of this company and reign once more.
Flannery McCoy: You have to feel sorry for StarrStan and the bind he’s been placed in. Little to no choice in giving Charlie Marr this match even if he didn’t truly deserve it. But we saw when the contract is signed that Xander Payne isn’t intimidated, he isn’t worried about the threat that Marr possesses. Whether he comes to regret that or not, is something we’ll find out in the next thirty plus minutes.
(“Bad Guy” by Morrisson dies down but the booing remains. Charlie settles into his respective corner of the ring, with Veena talking into his ear. “It Follows” by Cane Hill blasts throughout the stadium’s PA system as the crowd maintains their booing for Xander Payne! The World Heavyweight Champion makes his way to the ring through the crowd with a bunch of security surrounding him, and Xander is wearing red camo pants, as well as his own T-shirt and the shoes he introduced at Reckless Wiring. The Champion makes his way through the crowd and towards the ring as the fans boo heavily.)
Jake Mercer: But can you blame the Champion at all? Can you blame Xander Payne for being so full of confidence heading into his first Championship defense? His two year journey to the pinnacle of this company didn’t just culminate in any match, it did so in a Dome of Death Match! A match that wasn’t even a guarantee of happening! But Payne fought through it all, all the challenges of that match, the surprise, the pain, the suffering and managed to defeat Lethal Consequences to finally become a World Champion in Elite Answers Wrestling.
Stew-O: A promise made on Dynasty this past week that it’s going to take Charlie Marr killing him here tonight in the center of the ring to take the title away from him and while I don’t doubt Marr is capable of walking out of Grand Rampage as the new World Heavyweight Champion, the Champion himself is going to refuse to die wondering what could have been; he won’t allow his reign to end so suddenly, so quickly!!
(Both men settle into their respective corners as “It Follows” by Cane Hill dies down. The boos from the crowd become a collective buzz of excitement as the camera centers on Stephie Love in the center of the ring with a microphone in hand)
Stephie Love: Introducing FIRST! The Challenger. Being accompanied to the ring by Veena Adams. From Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom! Weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds!!! HE IS “THE CONSCIENCE OF EAW”!!!!! CCCCHHHHHAAAAARRRRRRLLLLLLIIIIIIEEEEEEE MMMMMAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
(Charlie stretches out the arms, soaking in the overwhelmingly negative reaction from the crowd. Their boos broken by the loud cheers of Veena Adams)
Stephie Love: And, his opponent. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at two hundred and sixty three pounds!!! HE IS THE “PAYNEKILLER” AND HE IS!!! THE REIGNING!!!! THE DEFENDING!!!! ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!! XANDER!!!! PPPAAAAAAYYYYYYNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(The crowd maintains their negative reaction as Xander keeps himself calm and composed. His gaze never breaks from Marr who likewise has become focused on the Champion. The referee hoists the World Heavyweight Championship into the air before handing it to a ringside attendant. The referee proceeds to check both men before calling for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: THE BELL RINGS AND WE ARE UNDERWAY! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE! THE CHALLENGER, CHARLIE MARR! THE CHAMPION, XANDER PAYNE IN HIS FIRST TITLE DEFENSE! Payne, looking to cement his reign with validation, to cement his place at World Heavyweight Champion and carry the thrill, the excitement, the euphoria of finally realising that long kept dream of his. Marr, attempting to once again scale the heights of Elite Answers Wrestling and capture the greatest prize there is in our sport. The tension is palpable for this highly anticipated Championship contest and both men stare daggers at one another, remaining calm and composed in their opposing corners.
Flannery McCoy: Both men step towards the center of the ring. Slowly, cautiously awaiting the other to make the first move. And almost at the same time, with the same intentions in mind, both men raise their arms up, looking to contest a test strength but it’s the Champion who pulls his hand away just before their fingertips meet. Instead Xander raises the opposite hand. Charlie watches the eyes of Xander Payne, flicking back and forth between watching his hand and the eyes of his opponent. But Charlie steps away, not feeling confident in taking the chance and that feels like a point in Xander Payne’s favour; his smirk widening as Charlie refocuses. A bit of distance separating the two as they patiently circle the ring once more.
Jake Mercer: They understand the importance of the first move, the first swing of momentum in their favour. Neither man wants to let the other get the advantage right off the bat. And again they step towards the middle of the ring, both raising a hand for a test of strength. Once more there’s a hesitation, as Xander’s gaze focuses on trying to lock the fingers of Charlie Marr– BUT MARR CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK! Right into the inner thigh of Xander Payne who winches slightly and backs away immediately! Xander Payne isn’t smirking now and Charlie keeps the cold, calm demeanor up. Focused intently on keeping the World Heavyweight Champion on his toes.
Stew-O: Xander has the size advantage in this contest and Charlie knows full well that those kicks can chop him down, slow him right, right down. Xander Payne still looking for a test of strength but Charlie quickly shuts that down with another shoot kick to the outside of the leg! Once again Xander steps back, winching a little as Charlie zeros in. He steps forward for a third kick but this time Xander scouts it! He catches the leg and sweeps the other! Both men tumble to the canvas but Xander quickly slides into a side headlock! Driving his challenger to the canvas, dictating the pace of this opening but Charlie quickly pushes back up off the mat and pushes Xander onto the ropes! Both men tied up in the ropes, with Xander raising his hands and motioning for a break.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! BREAK IT UP!
Stew-O: And Charlie slowly begins to break away, gradually bringing his hands away, signalling that he has no intentions of making a move in this instance. Charlie calmly begins to back away as Xander cautiously lowers his arms — BUT CHARLIE DELIVERS A SWIFT, SLAP ACROSS THE FACE OF XANDER PAYNE! And Xander only smiles as he turns back to Charlie, who likewise is beaming. The two drive their skulls against one another, jawing back and forth, begging the other to land the first strike. And it’s Xander who responds with a forearm to the jaw! Charlie brushes it off to deliver a forearm of his own! Xander responds! Charlie responds! It’s quickly breaking down as the two trade blows back and forth. But it’s Xander getting the upper hand! He stuns Charlie with consecutive blows! Charlie staggers back but Xander grabs him by the wrist and whips him into the corner! The impact shakes the ring and Xander looks to follow up! He charges straight at Charlie but instead Charlie drops to the canvas and rolls out of the ring for a breather much to the disappointment of the crowd!
(The crowd heavily boos as Charlie takes his time on the outside. He speaks with Veena on the outside.)
Flannery McCoy: The challenger isn’t interested in racing head first back into the ring and he won’t get any form of disagreement from Veena Adams at ringside. He’s taking his time, pacing back and forth along the outside of the ring, his gaze switching back to Xander who stands in the center of the ring, his arms stretched out and encouraging, nearly demanding Charlie Marr to return to the ring. Charlie however simply isn’t going to oblige, he was no interests in listening to whatever it is that Xander wants. Each plea, each demand returned with Charlie simply telling Xander Payne to calm down. I don’t think it impresses Xander all too much to hear his opponent tell him to calm down but he realises that exiting the ring will only play into Charlie’s intentions. Nor is he too thrilled about the referee blocking him from exiting the ring to chase Charlie!
Jake Mercer: The challenger continues to antagonise the Champion, instructing him to back away and allow him to roll inside the ring. Xander does oblige, if not for the sake of the match continuing. Charlie slowly rolls back into the ring, beneath the bottom rope and rises back to his feet. Now, we’re back to where we were just a few minutes ago! And quite literally as this time it’s Charlie luring Xander in with a contest of strength except he immediately catches the Champion off guard with a kick to the mid section! Xander tips forward clutching the gut but Charlie raises him back up and drives the thumb right into the eye! The official steps in to tell him to break.
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREE! ENOUGH.
Stew-O: Not looking to get disqualified, Charlie releases but signals to the referee that he still to a count of four! Not happy that the referee would short change him like that but he shrugs it off! Instead he pushes Xander up against the ropes and sends him reeling in the opposite direction. Xander bounces off the ropes and Charlie follows up with a big boot! Except it misses! Xander dodges the boot of Charlie Marr! He rebounds back and instead takes him down with a running back elbow! Eyes widening after being caught off guard by the Champion’s counter but he has little to zero time to recover as Xander Payne presses the attack. Xander gently lifts the head of Charlie Marr up before delivering a chop right across the chest! A stinging blow that sounds more like a gunshot thundering throughout Globe Life Field here in Arlington! The expression dashed across the face of Charlie Marr gives no mystery as to how much air has been driven from the lungs by that chop and how much it continues to sting!
Flannery McCoy: This time Charlie quickly tries to rise to his feet and Xander is right on top of him! He backs into the corner before sending him across to the opposite! Xander chases immediately, not looking to let Charlie escape like last time! But no! Charlie still manages to step out of the way and connect with a Big Boot almost immediately as Xander collides with the turnbuckle! This remains Charlie’s match to control, Xander slumps into the corner and Charlie takes the chance to deliver swift boots to the stomach, to the chest, to the neck of his opponent! Carelessly placed but effective regardless as Xander struggles to cover up! Charlie looks to bring Xander back to his feet but instead just rolls him out from the corner.
Jake Mercer: The brief moment Xander had looked like he was on top in the early goings of this match have quickly faded as Charlie ascends to the top rope! He stares down at Xander who slowly rises to his feet! HIGH RISE DROPKICK! Both feet driven straight into the chest of the World Heavyweight Champion who drops to the canvas below! Charlie rolls him away from the corner wisely and makes the cover!
Referee: ONE!!!!!! TWO–
Jake Mercer: But Xander gets the shoulder up! Xander immediately perks up off the canvas clutching the left side of his neck, perhaps the boots of Charlie Marr landed in a more undesirable spot than just across the chest! Charlie casually rises back to his feet and rolls Xander under the ropes and onto the ring apron, proceeding to step through and place his boot firmly against his temple! Charlie pulls on the middle rope to apply just a bit more pressure to the skull of Xander Payne! Once again the official steps in to instruct Charlie to release, giving him to a count of four! And once more, Charlie releases BUT NOT BEFORE DRIVING HIS BOOT BACK DOWN ON THE SKULL OF XANDER PAYNE! IT BOUNCES SICKENINGLY OFF THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING AND THE CHAMPION COULD VERY WELL BE CONCUSSED!
(Veena Adams cheers loudly on the outside, applauding Charlie for his work as the crowd heavily boos)
Flannery McCoy: That looked awful and Xander again clutches the same area of his neck! He could have tweaked a nerve or two and that discomforting is going to plague him all match long!
Stew-O: If he’s struggling Flannery, then I don’t like the intentions of Charlie Marr! The challenger steps out of the ring and forces Xander to his feet! SNAP SUPLEX ONTO THE RING APRON!!! NEARLY, ALMOST A BRAINBUSTER BUT JUST ABOUT THE SAME DAMAGE DONE REGARDLESS.
(Xander Payne bounces off the ring apron and collapses on the outside as Charlie Marr sits, perched on the ring apron looking down on his opponent)
Flannery McCoy: XANDER PAYNE JUST FOLDED LIKE AN ACCORDION!!! CHARLIE MARR NOT GIVING HIM AN INCH IN THIS CONTEST, IT’S WELL AND TRULY IN FAVOUR OF THE CHALLENGER WHO PRESSES THE ATTACK!
Jake Mercer: Indeed he does, Flannery! Charlie drags Xander back to his feet, lays his head along the ringside barricade and drops the elbow! The point of the elbow being driven into the left side of Xander’s neck! Right down onto the muscles, the nerves running down to the shoulder and arm. If he’s dealing with nerve damage, then it’s going to be incredibly uncomfortable to exert his left arm, effectively limiting just what he can do to put Charlie Marr away IF he gets that opportunity.
Stew-O: You’re speculating if he’s even going to have a fighting chance; at this rate I’m concerned Xander Payne isn’t leaving here tonight without a useless left arm for the rest of his life! Charlie rolls Xander back into the ring, who tries to sit back up but Charlie swiftly delivers a shoot kick to the spine! Xander’s back arches as Charlie drops into the cover!
Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Xander gets the shoulder up but was forced to use the less than ideal arm to do so! The World Heavyweight Champion’s back is firmly up against the wall, that nerve damage a clear hindrance on him and you’ve got to wonder just what it’s going to take for Xander Payne to get back into this match. With one arm at full strength, the other we have no idea the limitations of, against an opponent who stands over him, poised and ready to end his reign so suddenly!
Stew-O: Xander sits up off the canvas, shaking that left arm, trying to get some feeling into it as Charlie takes his time rising back up. He’s barely allowed an ounce of offense from Xander Payne so far in this match and the smirk on his face, the confidence that’s flowing, is a reward much deserved at this point. But the Champion, slowly getting to a vertical base, is far from out of it! He fires away with a closed fist to the ribs! But the fitter, the sharper, the more primed Charlie Marr simply brushes them away and connects with a knee! Charlie Marr backs up and races in looking for a running knee lift! But the Champion springs back to life even just for a brief moment as he connects with a still lariat! It stuns Charlie but just for a second as he comes to return serve with a shoot kick to the leg! Xander responds with a headbutt right beneath the jaw!
Jake Mercer: If he doesn’t have the full strength in his left arm then he’ll use his own skull as a battering ram! The headbutt clearly rocking Charlie as Xander connects with a second! Perhaps not ideal for his equilibrium. He’s uneasy on his feet but he’s halted the offense of Charlie Marr! Charlie swings for a lariat of his own but he’s caught! STO! STO FROM XANDER PAYNE DRIVES CHARLIE MARR DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: At the very least Xander Payne has brought himself some time to recover without having to concern himself with his challenger relentlessly applying increasing pressure. How valuable must every deep breath be, how precious must every second he gets to shake some feeling into that arm, roll the shoulder, lift it up and above the neck just to see how limited he’ll be as long as this issue hangs over his head. Both men rise gradually back to their feet, eyes locked and focused on the other. Xander connects with a stiff punch to the jaw! Charlie steps back for a moment but connects with a boot right to left shoulder! Xander winches in pain as he closes the gap and connects with a superkick! The head of Marr snaps back as Xander presses. He shakes that arm once again and successfully whips Charlie across the ring before changing in and meeting him against the ropes with a knee to the ribs!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie Marr’s momentum has quickly vanished as Xander Payne drags Charlie up to his feet! HE DRAGS HIM IN, HOOKS BOTH ARMS AND CONNECTS WITH THE SPINNING DOUBLE UNDERHOOK NECKBREAKER!! XANDER INTO THE COVER!
Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie Marr kicks out!
Stew-O: We’re speculating about the limitations that there may just be on Xander Payne’s strength but he’s fighting through it all to drop Charlie Marr and make his first pin in this contest. The demeanor of the World Heavyweight Champion however has shifted greatly; realising the chance he has to inflict some significant damage back onto Charlie Marr! Xander climbs into a full mount and begins to use his right hand to smack Charlie Marr across the skull! Stress open hands to the temple, to the jaw, to the cheek! More open palm strikes than they are slaps as Charlie desperately tries to cover up. Xander tries to use his left but there’s not as much force behind each strike– BUT HE GRIPS CHARLIE’S BEARD WITH THE GOOD ARM AND DELIVERS A SWIFT HEADBUTT! THAT CRACK, A DISGUSTING CRACK FORCES THE SKIN OF JUST ABOUT EVERYONE HERE TONIGHT AND SURELY AROUND THE WORLD TO CRAWL! AND XANDER WON’T LET GO! HE PULLS HIM BACK UP AND AGAIN CRACKS HIS OWN SKULL AGAINST CHARLIE’S!!!
Jake Mercer: Both men looking a little delirious right now as blood trickles down both skulls from the shere impact! I’m surprised they’re not gushing blood already! As Charlie tries to fight out of this predicament! He fires away with clubbing blows to the right arm of Xander Payne, trying to force his near vice like grip around his beard! But Xander’s grip won’t break, and so Charlie turns to the injured, battered arm; his shots, his fists becoming more zeroed in on the left side of the neck! The nerve damage still bothering Payne greatly– BUT XANDER CUTS HIM OFF WITH A THIRD HEADBUTT!
Flannery McCoy: This one might have just knocked Charlie Marr out cold! He’s laying flat on his back, eyes shut and seemingly out of it as Xander Payne takes the opportunity to continue laying in shot after shot! The elbow being driven into the jaw of the challenger! Each strike taken cautiously, each strike delivered with pinpoint accuracy! Each strike a heavy thud driving Charlie Marr further and further towards being ruled unconscious!
(The referee attempts to intervene but Xander pushes him away)
Stew-O: The World Heavyweight Champion tip toeing the lines of disqualification, not like that would bother him with the Champion’s advantage as he continues to deliver strike after strike to the fallen Marr!
(The referee once again interjects and this time manages to successfully pry Xander away from Marr. Xander backs into the corner as the referee tends to Marr)
Jake Mercer: Talk about lines being cautiously walked, Charlie Marr is thankful the referee felt it was best to step in here! He’s barely able to stir on the canvas as a displeased Xander Payne waits patiently in the corner, his eyes firmly targeted on the challenger’s dire condition. The blood creeping into both men’s eyes, Charlie hopeful that he hasn’t sustained a severe concussion, Xander hoping the time afforded to him has gotten more strength back into that left arm! The referee clears Charlie Marr and this match will continue!
Stew-O: Yeah but for how long? Xander Payne wastes such little time racing back to the center of the ring, nearly deadlifting Charlie Marr up off the canvas and wraps the arm! Still the near lifeless body of Charlie Marr slumps to the canvas but it doesn’t hinder Xander! HE HOISTS CHARLIE UP, DEAD WEIGHT AND ALL TO CONNECT WITH A RIPTIDE!!! THE TWISTING BRAINBUSTER ONCE MORE DRIVING CHARLIE DOWN ONTO HIS SKULL! XANDER COVERS! THIS COULD BE IT!
Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!! TTTHHHRRRREEEEEE–
Stew-O: AND CHARLIE SOMEHOW POWERS OUT BEFORE THE COUNT OF THREE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Marr refusing to let this opportunity go to waste! He’ll fight until the bitter end as stubborn as he can be and that refusal to die wondering bothers Xander Payne! The Champion sitting up and wondering to himself what his next move should be, wondering just what is going to put Marr away. Those headbutts taking their own toll on him as well as his own issues from earlier in this match, the longer it goes the more likely it is that Marr fights back. Regardless of how close he came to knocking him out cold, Xander Payne still carries the greater debilitation of the two!
Jake Mercer: Xander Payne’s look of disbelief can only hinder him for so long. He shakes it off and clutches the wrist of Marr. He drags Charlie back to his feet and signals that it’s over! The Champion’s face telling us the intentions of just a single, lone move: Paynekiller! All the energy he has, all the strength he can pull into his left arm to make this match signed, sealed and delivered; to retain his World Heavyweight Championship! He tries to hoist Charlie Marr up but Marr refuses to budge! Xander releases the right arm and delivers a clubbing blow to the back. It’s enough for Marr to wilt slightly, dropping to a knee, as Xander rehooks the arm and tries once again! But again, Marr tries to counter! Xander once more releases the arm and this time delivers several forearms to the back! Wearing down Charlie’s resistance with each blow! Perhaps this time is it! Xander tries to lift Marr up, trying to put him away with the package piledriver! BUT MARR, STILL TRAPPED, LIFTS XANDER UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! CHARLIE MARR WITH AN IMPRESSIVE FEAT OF STRENGTH MANAGING TO HOIST XANDER PAYNE UP AND DROPS HIM ONTO THE TOP ROPE!!! THE LAST JUDGEMENT FROM THE TOP ROPE! THE ROPE HUNG DDT PLANTS XANDER PAYNE DOWN ONTO HIS NECK!
Stew-O: WHAT AN INCREDIBLE COUNTER BY THE CHALLENGER BUT THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN ALL HE HAD LEFT IN THE TANK! BOTH MEN EXHAUSTED, SPILLED OUT ON THE CANVAS. BUT WORRYING FOR XANDER PAYNE, TRYING TO BREAK THAT FALL AND THAT LEFT ARM EXTENDING ON THE CANVAS! JUST WHEN HE THOUGHT HE HAD IT ALL, WHEN HE THOUGHT HE WAS BOUND TO SEAL THIS MATCH AND RETAIN, HE’S BACK TO WHERE HE WAS DEALING WITH THAT NERVE DAMAGE.
Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK! CHARLIE CRAWLS OVER AND DRAPS THE ARM! HE MIGHT JUST PUT XANDER AWAY HERE!
Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!! TTTHHHRRRREEEEEE–
Jake Mercer: PAYNE GETS THE FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! But this match has crawled to a snail’s pace, both men taking considerable damage from the other, the World Heavyweight Championship hanging in the balance. Charlie realises that he simply can’t relent, he can’t allow Payne to breath, he can’t let him recover. He pushes himself back to his feet, back to that vertical base and the unease that he has standing up shows the toll of the physicality of this match has taken on him! He stumbles back into the corner, holding himself up by the ropes as Xander slowly rises to his, just as worn down, just as exhausted. Xander is barely able to stand up right as Charlie scoops him up onto his shoulder. Looking for the front powerslam!
Flannery McCoy: But the Champion has the wherewithal to slide off the shoulder as he shoves Charlie into the corner. Woozy on his feet trying to stand up straight but he charges towards the corner! Charlie cuts him off with a stray elbow connecting to the neck! Marr follows it up with a shoot kick once more to the back of the left leg of Xander Payne followed by an uppercut that floors him! He takes the chance to step through the ropes and grip both hands on the top rope! SLINGSHOT ELBOW DROP CONNECTS! MARR INTO THE COVER!
Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Stew-O: Not enough for the count of three. Charlie simply shakes his head, lifting three fingers to argue back with the referee over the two count. The ebb and flow of momentum in this contest has shifted once again back in favour of the Challenger, who tries his utmost to remain calm and poised. Charlie assists Xander back to his feet but Xander takes the first chance he gets to push Charlie back before stepping in to connect with an elbow to the jaw! Charlie responds with a headbutt in kind, blood still trickling down the face of both men and that will do neither any good! But Xander connects immediately with the Superkick! It rocks Charlie who staggers backwards slightly, straight away clutching the jaw where the boot landed flush! Xander shakes the cobwebs from his head a little more, rolling that left shoulder as well before hitting the ropes…he comes charging back– THE HEADMASTER RITUAL! THE SPINEBUSTER DRIVING XANDER PAYNE DOWN TO THE CANVAS! Payne’s back arches on impact and I’m sure it did him no favours with what he’s already been dealing with throughout almost all of this match.
Jake Mercer: The very best position that Charlie Marr has placed the Champion in all match long in order to put this one away and reclaim his place at the pinnacle of Elite Answers Wrestling! His eyes immediately gravitate towards the top turnbuckle, he intends to come crashing down on top of Xander Payne, crushing his midsection, his chest and crushing his dreams in the process. Charlie slowly ascends to the top rope, the exhaustion of this match starting to become blatantly obvious as even Xander Payne remains laid out, not having moved an inch but the steady rise of the stomach shows he’s taking in deep, deep breaths. Charlie readies himself completely poised up high!!! TOUCH!!!! THE!!!! SKY!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! XANDER ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP MISSES BUT MARR CATCHES HIMSELF FROM CRASHING INTO THE CANVAS AS BOTH MEN BOUNCE BACK TO THEIR FEET! CHARLIE LOOKS TO CONNECT WITH THE BIG BOOT EXCEPT XANDER CATCHES HIM! HE HOISTS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!! HE’S LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH AMNESIA!!!
Stew-O: ANOTHER COUNTER! ANOTHER COUNTER THIS TIME FROM CHARLIE MARR! AS HE DROPS BEHIND!!! HE WRAPS THE ARM UNDER THE CHIN OF XANDER PAIN AND TRANQUILITY IS LOCKED IN! THE REAR NAKED CHOKE HOLD CINCHED IN AND THE CHAMPION HAS NOWHERE TO GO! XANDER PAYNE IS STUCK SEATED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, CHARLIE WITH THE LEVERAGE BEHIND HIM. XANDER TRIES TO IMMEDIATELY ROLL TO THE SIDE BUT MARR SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION. THE CHALLENGER IS IN COMPLETE CONTROL AND AS HE CINCHES IN TRANQUILITY FURTHER AND FURTHER, THE TITLE SEEMINGLY SLIPS AT AN EVER INCREASING DISTANCE FROM THE CHAMPION’S GRASP! THE FEET BETWEEN HIS PLACE IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND THE ROPES SURELY FEEL LIKE SEVERAL MILES AS XANDER TRIES TO FIGHT THROUGH IT.
Flannery McCoy: HIS CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE! EVERYTHING HE’S WORKED SO HARD TO ACHIEVE OVER THE LAST TWO YEARS COULD ALL COME CRASHING DOWN IF HE CAN’T BREAK THIS HOLD. THE INTENSITY IN THE EYES OF CHARLIE MARR HOWEVER SHOW A MAN WHO SIMPLY REJECTS THE IDEA OF LETTING GO! HE CINCHES THE CHOKE IN DEEPER AND DEEPER, HIS EYES WIDENING WITH EACH BIT MORE OF PRESSURE APPLIED. XANDER TRIES TO FIGHT BACK TO A VERTICAL BASE, MOVING UPRIGHT INSTEAD OF LATERALLY, BUT MARR BRINGS HIM BACK DOWN! BUT XANDER IS ABLE TO ROLL CHARLIE ONTO HIS BACK, WHO THEN ROLLS XANDER ONTO THE SIDE AS TO AVOID HIS SHOULDERS BEING FLAT ON THE CANVAS! HOW MUCH TIME DOES THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION HAVE LEFT BEFORE THOSE EYES ROLL INTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND HIS CONSCIOUSNESS FADES WITH A FINAL FEELING OF BEING CHAMPION?
Jake Mercer: HE MIGHT BE CENTER OF THE RING, IN AN UNDESIRABLE POSITION BUT XANDER PAYNE ISN’T FINISHED! XANDER PUSHES OFF THE CANVAS AND ROLLS BACK OVER THE HEAD OF MARR. THE SHOULDERS ARE DOWN, CHARLIE RELEASES THE HOLD TO AVOID THE PIN, BUT XANDER ELECTS TO DRAG CHARLIE MARR OFF THE CANVAS! HE HOISTS HIM UP!!! NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB! DROPPING CHARLIE BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS NECK FIRST! HE BREAKS THE HOLD AND DELIVERS A STUNNING COUNTER! XANDER PAYNE MAKES THE COVER, BARELY HOOKING THE LEG!! COULD THIS BE IT?!?!
Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!! TTTHHHRRRREEEEEE–
Stew-O: CHARLIE MARR KEEPS THE MATCH ALIVE!!! The rear naked choke hold should have ended Xander Payne but the Champion somehow manages to find a way out of it! It might have just taken whatever he had left in his tank but his Championship remains secured at least for now. Xander and Charlie are sprawled out on the canvas, this match has been a well and truly tiring affair, the exhaustion on display as neither man have any kind of desire to get to their feet and gain an upper hand. Both just willing to take it slow, to take this opportunity to breath, get that evening air into their lungs and recompose themselves. We could very well be heading into the final stretches of this contest.
Flannery McCoy: Both men casually rising to their feet, their eyes locked on the other but allowing the other to get to their feet at their pace. They finally do so, coming face to face, standing toe to toe, center of the ring. Jawing back and forth between one another. Charlie, threatening to take the World Heavyweight Championship away. Xander, daring Charlie to do whatever he can but telling him it will never be enough. The sweat drenching both men, the blood from their foreheads well stemmed but still staining the skin. Charlie fires away with a shoot kick targeting the outside of Xander’s left leg. It forces Xander to buckle ever so slightly before he responds with a backhanded chop across the chest! Beads of sweat flying into the air and like the beginning of this match, a thunderous clap as skin meets skin, flesh meets flesh. It sends Charlie reeling but he comes firing back with a big boot connecting to the left shoulder of Xander Payne! He winches on impact, that nerve doing him no favours but he’s powered through these limitations so far tonight. Xander shakes it and instead connects with a chop right down the middle of the chest of Charlie Marr! No different to the last one, it rocks Charlie Marr, almost taking the wind right out of him.
Jake Mercer: They’re actively encouraging the other to deliver their best blow! Their best strike! Whatever they have left in the tank, they’re begging, pleading the other to give it all they have! These warriors refusing to buckle, refusing to back down from the other. This a test of strength far greater than how this match opened, it’s how much you can take and how much you can return serve!
Stew-O: Charlie responds with a short arm lariat! Connecting flush on the throat, flush on the neck, targeting that same location and it sends Xander Payne down to a knee, clutching that region once more. The discomfort is nearly as painful for those watching. But Xander refuses to go down, he powers back up and looks to connect with a lariat of his own! Charlie ducks and instead fires back with a shoot kick to the leg! A second to the right! It takes Xander Payne off his feet and down to his knees! Charlie connects with a third shoot kick this time to the chest but it does little to take Xander Payne! He absorbs the pain, absorbs the stiff strike. Charlie shakes his head and backs away!! RUNNING KNEE LIFT!! NO!!! XANDER COUNTERS! PARASITE EVE!!!! IT DROPS CHARLIE MARR TO THE CANVAS! HE HOLDS THE POSITION FOR THE PIN!
Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!! TTTHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: CHARLIE POWERS OUT!!! Xander runs his hands through his head as he flops back down to the canvas. Wondering just how much more it’s going to take alongside just how much more he has left to give, how much more he can physically and mentally will himself to do to put this one to bed. He rolls away and looks down at Charlie who barely stirs on the canvas. Xander’s head looks towards the corner and he wastes absolutely zero time. His next move decided almost immediately as he rolls beneath the bottom rope and makes his way over to the corner.XANDER PAYNE PERCHES ON THE TOP ROPE!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MARR SPRINGS FROM THE CANVAS – PERHAPS PURELY OUT OF DESPERATION AND MANAGES TO CUT HIM OFF! Payne dropping down onto the turnbuckle as Marr sweeps the legs! Charlie slumps on the second turnbuckle, the endurance training surely being tested as he wills himself to climb to the second rope, delivering a closed right fist! And Xander responds with one in kind. Both men going blow for blow on the top turnbuckle! Xander, Charlie teetering high on the top turnbuckle, this match could very well come down to a single moment right here, right now. And Marr gains the upper hand, his rights dealing just a bit more damage to the Champion! Another and another! Xander is stunned and– AND MARR HOOKS BOTH ARMS. THERE’S NO WAY? HE MIGHT BE LOOKING FOR ‘THE QUEEN IS DEAD’ FROM THE TOP ROPE! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT FROM THAT HEIGHT WILL MOST CERTAINLY SPELL THE END OF XANDER PAYNE’S REIGN AS CHAMPION!
Jake Mercer: The Champion refuses to let Marr hook both arms however! Clutching the top rope as the lifesaver it is, the necessity it is for him right now! WAIT NO! CHARLIE!! GAH! HE’S FUCKING BITING THE FOREHEARD OF XANDER PAYNE! CHARLIE MARR’S TEETH SINKING INTO THE SKIN, THAT BLOOD STILL TRICKLING DOWN XANDER’S HEAD STAINING HIS TEETH. I ALMOST FEEL SICK WATCHING THAT! BUT IT DID ITS JOB, XANDER RELEASES HIS GRIP ON THE TURNBUCKLE BUT CHARLIE OPTS FOR A SUPERPLEX INSTEAD! HE LOCKS THE ARM–
Stew-O: BRRRAAAAIIINNNNNBBBBUUUUSSSSSTTTTTTTEEEEERRRRRRRR ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE BY XANDER PAYNE! HE COUNTERS IT BY SPIKING CHARLIE HEAD FIRST!!! FUCK! CHARLIE FALLS INTO A HEAP ON THE CANVAS, BARELY CAPABLE OF SHOWING ANY SIGNS OF LIFE IN THAT CRUMBLED MESS BUT XANDER! XANDER REALISES THAT CHARLIE MARR IS GONE! HE’S OUT OF IT! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ISN’T WASTING ANY TIME, HE DRAGS HIS OPPONENT, HIS CHALLENGER TO THEIR FEET. HE HOOKS THE LEGS!!! PAYNEKILLER!!!!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!! XANDER PAYNE MAKES THE COVER!!!!!!! THE CHAMPION RETAINS!!!
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Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: THE CHAMPION RETAINS!!!
Referee: TTTHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: NO! NO! CHARLIE MARR MANAGES TO LIFT THE SHOULDER UP OFF THE CANVAS IF ONLY BY JUST AN INCH, IF ONLY BY JUST ENOUGH FOR THE REFEREE TO STOP HIS COUNT! THE GASP FROM THE CROWD, CONVINCED AS EVERYONE ELSE THAT THIS WAS OVER, THAT THIS WAS DONE WITH THE PAYNEKILLER. IT ENDED THEIR MATCH LAST TIME ON DYNASTY, BUT IT WASN’T ENOUGH TONIGHT. NOT AT LEAST ONE OF THEM. COULD XANDER PAYNE BE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER?
Stew-O: THE EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE IS A MIX. FRUSTRATION, DISAPPOINTMENT BUT ALSO KILLER INTENT AS THAT MIGHT HAVE JUST BEEN CHARLIE MARR’S LAST GASP. XANDER RISES TO HIS FEET, DRAGGING AN UNWILLING, NEAR INCAPACITATED MARR TO HIS! XANDER SENDS CHARLIE INTO THE ROPES AND HOISTS HIM UP! LAST!!!! SEDATION!!!!!! THE POP UP POWERBOMB INTO THE SITOUT VARIETY DRIVING CHARLIE MARR SPINE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS WITH JUST ABOUT EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN OUNCE OF FUEL LEFT IN THE TANK! IT SHAKES THE RING ON IMPACT, ALMOST SHATTERING THE BOARDS BENEATH!!! XANDER HAS NOTHING LEFT, HE CAN BARELY HOOK THE LEGS BUT HE COLLAPSES INTO THE COVER!!!!
Referee: OOOONNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!! TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!! TTTHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill hits as Xander Payne rolls away from Charlie Marr. They remain laid out, motionless in the middle of the ring for a moment. Eventually, Xander Payne rises to his feet with the assistance of the referee, who hands Xander his World Heavyweight Championship. The referee begins to raise his left hand in the air the discomfort of the bothersome nerve sees Xander pull his arm away, instead choosing to stand alone in the middle of the ring raising the title in their air)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER….AAAANNNDDD SSSSTTTIIIIILLLLL THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! XANDER!!!! PPPAAAAAAYYYYYYNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: What an absolutely incredible performance by Xander Payne! Charlie Marr took control of this match early, he suffered what seemed to be nerve damage around the left shoulder, he endured several near falls, managing to fight on each and every time and he remains STILL the EAW World Heavyweight Champion.
Flannery McCoy: That brutal back and forth has left both men with battle scars that I have no doubt will be felt for several weeks but that was some impressive effort by Xander Payne. He truly cemented his place at the top of Dynasty, cemented his reign as Champion, with a big first defense like that.
Jake Mercer: But let’s take nothing away from Charlie Marr. He fought until the bitter end but it wasn’t enough. He was able to go just a bit further than their last encounter, but there’s no doubt in my mind that someday we’ll see the “Conscience of EAW” once again be World Champion.
(Veena Adams assists Charlie to his feet on the outside and helps him towards the back. In the ring, Xander continues to celebrate his victory despite the overwhelmingly negative response trying to drown out his music as the camera then transitions to commercial break from there)
(A commercial for Ronan Malosi’s new brand of microwavable food, ‘Hot Steaks’, is shown)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen at this time please welcome…. DRRRRRRRRRRRRAY FONTANAAAAAA!!!!!
(“Pure Water” by Skepta hits as Dray Fontana makes his way out to the stage)
Flannery McCoy: Here comes Dray Fontana with a microphone and it looks like he has something to get off his chest before Pain for Pride.
Dray Fontana: A few weeks back I lost to MITSUBACHI. And ultimately that’s not the way I wanted it to go down. As much as people want to say that I should get over it, I haven’t. Call me bitter but that was my moment for the taking, now MITSUBACHI has a chance to be the biggest blunder that Pain For Pride has ever seen. Even worse for me though, I find myself on the outside looking in regarding the Pain For Pride festivities, and it doesn’t make me so happy. I need to get back to my old ways. Because the state I’m in right now is not enough to settle at. The old Dray Fontana that elevated the PURE Championship division. I’ve always made the best out of any situation I’m in and Pain For Pride is no exception. So let’s cut to the chase.
(Dray Fontana points at the Pain for Pride logo hanging from the rafters.)
Dray Fontana: I am out here to set my sights on the 24/7 Battle Royal-
(‘5 to 50 by Benny The Butcher’ hits as Jordan Payne comes out to the stage)
Stew-O: It’s Jordan Payne and he’s interrupting Dray Fontana! What in the world does he have to say?!?
Jordan Payne: Funny enough I would believe you. Any other day than Pain For Pride. You have a lot of skill, you’ve shown it, no doubt. But it’s the fact you have to take one thing into consideration over everything else. And it’s the fact that I’m in the match. And that doesn’t bode well for you whatsoever.
(‘Pretty Boy Swag ‘ by Souja Boy hits as Jonny Airhart comes out to the stage)
Jake Mercer: YES THE RICH PRETTY BOY IS HERE! THE FUTURE OF EAW!!!
Jonny Airhart: Personally I’m sick and tired of you Jordan. You’ve walked around here acting like a fucking big shot and it makes me ill. Because we only know there’s one person that’s a fucking big shot and that’s me. Lucky for you though, you’re getting exactly what you asked for. Not a victory, but exactly what you were running your mouth for. And that’s an ass kicking courtesy of the Rich Pretty Boy. No fucking doubt about it baby.
(‘While She Sleeps’ by Trophies Of Violence hits as Alex Myers comes out to the stage)
Flannery McCoy: Oh my god! It’s Alex Myers looking down at the competition from the crowd area!
Alex Myers: I’ve been through a rough patch as of late and I feel the pain coming from it absolutely eat me alive. I’m looking to come back and rebound from everything that has happened and secure my first victory. All the other avenues seemed to be taken, so how about the 24/7 Battle Royal itself? And there’s nothing that any of you can do about it.
(‘Elevate’ by DJ Khalil hits as Michael Jack makes his way out to the stage)
Stew-O: Oh god the hits keep on coming! Michael Jack is here in the Dynasty Zone!!!
Michael Jack: Well quite frankly I applaud each of your efforts but I assure you with me in the match it’s not going to be as easy. See I got a victory last week and I’m looking to further that. And what better way than following it up by winning at Pain For Pride in my second match? That would make more of an impact than anything else, so it sounds like a plan to be. And it’s not that fortunate for any of you in the match.
(“The Outsiders” by Eric Church hits as Donovan Duke makes his way out to the stage)
Donovan Duke: They want to talk about how someone like me hasn’t had a shot yet. How Jake has gone after Tyler and Limmy has his sights set on Cash in The Vault. But guess what, it’s far from that. Because despite what you may think, I have an ace up my sleeve. And thats the 24/7 Battle Royal. And I have no problem getting through all of you and showing exactly an Oklahoma Gentlemen is.
(Recreant by Chelsea Grin him as Ximena Velasquez comes out to the stage)
Flannery McCoy: Holy shit this bitch scary.
Ximena Velasquez: I have heard enough of you little girls come out here and cry about how you are going to win at Pain for Pride? You see I have become known around these streets for my mean streak. I am greatness! And it’s time people begin to recognize that. It’s time for La Diosa and La Guera to start a Pain For Pride legacy by beating Sierra AND inserting myself into the 24/7 Battle Royal. And I have no problem getting past any of you to do just that-
(Suddenly everyone involved in the 24/7 Battle Royale at Pain for Pride rushes the ring. Everyone starts brawling as things go out of control.)
Jake Mercer: OH NO! VIOLENCE! PROTECT ME FLAN!
(As everyone is getting completely out of control, security comes out to restore order. Dynasty security guards are seen restraining them in hopes of finally separating them, which they managed to successfully do as the only thing left is the screaming of the Dynasty participants in the match yelling at one another as Dynasty fades out to elsewhere)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for the history of the legendary and prestigious 24/7 Battle Royal held each year at Pain for Pride as well as announcing the participants.)
[SCREENBAR: Lethal Consequences vs. Dray Fontana – King of Elite 2021]
(The camera fades into the Raymond James Stadium as Stephie Love is seen standing in the center of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: And it is for… the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Pure Water’ by Skepta plays up to boos as before long, Dray Fontana bursts out through the backstage curtain and makes his way out to the center of the stage. Looking around he looks dead at the ring, pointing his finger guns towards it with a stern look on his face as he makes his way down the ramp and headed towards it)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, the challenger… from Kingston Upon Thames, England, United Kingdom… weighing in at 200 pounds… THE PRINCE… DRAY FONTANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: This is it for Dray Fontana, stepping into the tiger’s den for the first time in his career and making it big time. This is his chance to do everything that he has always aspired for, and you know what that is? Winning a World Championship, and Dray has found himself in a perfect position to do so tonight heading into this match at King of Elite.
Flannery McCoy: And you just have to imagine the weight on his shoulders heading into this match. Just a month or so ago he was defending his PURE Championship against Limmy Monaghan and now he’s here fighting for a World Championship. He knows he has to step it up, this is the big leagues and he cannot disappoint especially with the big strides that he’s made. If he has full belief in himself and is willing to put it on the line tonight, then this is what he has to do. And if he can do that? Then we might just be seeing a new World Heavyweight Champion tonight in return.
Jake Mercer: A few hundred years ago the British lost the Revolutionary War. Seeing as Dray’s great great great ancestors were fighting in that war, now it’s time for him to redeem himself and beat that American scum for the great land of the United Kingdom! 💯
(Dray stops at the bottom of the ramp as he once again scans the arena before making his way up the steel steps and onto the apron, taking his time before he enters into the ring. He stands at the center of the ring posing once more as the crowd continues to boo before he makes his way over to his corner and ‘Pure Water’ fades out. It isn’t long before ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P ft. Killer Mike and Despot plays up as Lethal Consequences makes his way out through the curtain and to the stage with the World Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder. He looks over at it as he takes it and raises it high in the air before he makes his way down the ramp and aiming towards the ring with an intense look on his face as he does.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Oakland, California… weighing in at 230 pounds… he is the ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… THE INEVITABLE…LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for LC this match has to mean a lot to him considering that this is his first World Heavyweight Championship defense, and I’m sure if there’s one thing for sure? It’s the fact that out of all the possibilities this match could behold, LC does not want to lose his Championship first defense.
Flannery McCoy: I think that’s kind of obvious Stew but I get the sentiment. LC has boasted the fact that he’s been seeing the same LC that holds the World Heavyweight Championship his whole career, and this is the platform he needs to solidify that, so if there’s one thing for certain? This is his chance to solidify that into the ground. A near 7 year journey to get to this point, this is his chance to continue and show that LC is not someone to look over in the future as he continues his World Heavyweight Championship reign, and winning tonight would do just that for him.
Jake Mercer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IT IS TIME FOR YOUR TRUE MAIN EVENT! And not that crummy King of Elite finals match, it is time… for LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! BIG MAN LC WALKING INTO TAMPA AND WALKING OUT OF IT AS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
(LC passes the bottom of the ramp as he makes his way up the stairs and onto the apron as he enters into the ring. He makes his way over to a corner as he raises his Championship into the air before climbing down and making his way over to the other opposite corner and doing the same. He jumps off and makes his way to his corner as he hands the ref his Championship and begins to get ready as ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ fades out and the ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this World Heavyweight Championship match is underway and look at this crowd! They’re going absolutely berserk for this matchup as both LC and Dray look to absolutely tear one another apart from the seam!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT A MINUTE! DRAY LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND WRAPS HIS ARMS AROUND THE NECK OF LC! HE’S TAKEN HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A GUILLOTINE CHOKE!
Jake Mercer: Dray is not wasting anytime as he’s looking to make an absolute embarrassment out of the World Heavyweight Champion in seconds! Dray is twisting at the neck as he’s managed to catch LC dead in the center of the ring! LC is fighting back though as he’s sending punch after punch towards the gut of Dray forcing him him loosen the hold! AS HE LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND AND SENDS HIM FLYING WITH A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!
Stew-O: LC escaping out of that tight predicament as he’s grabbing Dray by his hair and bringing him up to his feet! BUT DRAY TAKES HIN BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SPEAR AS HE’S ON THE ASSAULT AGAIN WITH VICIOUS PUNCHES TOWARDS HIS SKULL! LC attempting to block as much as he can bringing his forearms up but Dray is continuing forward with absolute speed before he pushes away and separates away from him!
Flannery McCoy: Dray is absolutely relentless as LC stumbles up to his feet, BUT DRAY WITH A JUMPING KNEE TO HIS FACE! But it’s LC that grabs the knee of Dray and shoves it away as Dray tumbles down down a seated position, AS IT’S LC THAT RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS A KNEE TOWARDS THE FACE OF DRAY TO TAKE HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND FOR GOOD MEASURE!
Jake Mercer: Both of these guys are laying it all on the line tonight as Dray attempts to roll seemingly out of the ring but LC already has him by the arm! LC sends him into an Irish whip to the corner as LC runs forward, AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE! BUT DRAY RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLES AND FLIPS OVER LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!
Stew-O: LC is completely boggled as he’s backed up against the corner, AND IT’S DRAY WITH A KNEE TOWARDS THE HEAD OF LC WHICH SENDS HIM DOWN TO A SEATED POSITION! LC backed up, AS DRAY ALREADY RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND SENDS A BOOT TOWARDS HIS FACE TO COMPLETELY KNOCK HIM SILLY!
Flannery McCoy: LC is not able to get a second to breathe as he’s attempting to bring himself up using the turnbuckles, BUT DRAY IS ALREADY GOING FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! But LC manages to move out of the way of that as he turns Dray around, and connects with a Knife Edge Chop across his chest! That distracting Dray enough for LC to run to the ropes and back, AS HE GRABS ONTO THE HEAD OF DRAY AND PLANTS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A RUNNING BULLDOG!
Jake Mercer: I don’t think LC is done as Dray is up and turns around dazed, AS LC LAUNCHES INTO THE AIR AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS! LC beginning to send punches downwards towards his head in return for what he did earlier as Dray shoves him away just for the moment and drags himself towards the bottom rope! Dray backed up against the bottom rope trying to recover as much as he can, BUT LC KICKING HIM DEAD IN HIS FACE!
Stew-O: Dray forcing himself out of the ring as now it’s LC beginning to follow on the assault, BUT DRAY MANAGING TO GRAB AROUND HIS WAIST AND SLAM LC SPINEFIRST ONTO THE EDGE OF THE APRON! LC completely taken by surprise as Dray managed to do that with a last gasp of breath as LC is trying to drag himself up to his feet! BUT IT’S DRAY GRABBING LC BY THE HEAD AND THROWING HIM SPINE FIRST ONCE MORE THIS TIME INTO THE BARRICADE!
OONNEE!!
TTWWOO!!
Flannery McCoy: And the ref starting the count on the outside as Dray grabs LC by his head and brings him back up, AS I THINK HE’S GOING TO THROW HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! But LC managing to move out of the way just barely as he stumbles down to the ground! Dray looking over in frustration as he’s bringing him up to his feet, AND LOOKING TO SLAM HIS HEAD ONTO THE RINGPOST! BUT IT’S LC THAT HOLDS HIS ARMS OUT AND SLAMS DRAY’S HEAD INTO THE RINGPOST BEFORE HE CAN!
TTHHRRRREEEE!!
FFOOUURR!!
FFIIVVEE!!
Jake Mercer: Dray falling flat completely down onto the ground as LC grabs him by his head and lifts him up to his feet and begins to drag him around the ring, and this doesn’t look so pleasant! AS HE LOOKS TO THROW DRAY INTO THE STEEL STEPS SHOULDER FIRST!
Stew-O: But it’s Dray that sends a knee towards his gut that forces him back! LC stumbling back as he grabs onto the apron but Dray has already slid back into the ring and LC is forced to follow behind him! AS IT’S DRAY WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE OUT OF NOWHERE TO THE GUT OF LC FORCING HIM BACKWARDS! This giving Dray enough time to breathe as LC stumbles back up in an attempt to recover!
Flannery McCoy: BUT DRAY! DRAY IS RUNNING FORWARD AS HE’S GOING FOR THE PARAMOUNT! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE ATTEMPT!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S LC THAT DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS UNDER AS HE GRABS DRAY BY THE LEG AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A HEEL HOOK! LC with some quick thinking to get him back into this match as he makes an attempt to slowly crawl to the ropes in an attempt to recover but LC has that hold locked in tight! With these submission holds you never know what might happen, we might just see a tap out right here and the end of the match!
Stew-O: Well not today as Dray manages to turn onto his back just enough to send repeated attacks down onto LC with his other leg forcing LC to release the hold as it allows for the both of them to get back up to their feet! BUT LC ALREADY HAS A HOLD ON DRAY’S LEG AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A VICIOUS DRAGON SCREW!
Flannery McCoy: Well I think LC has found a target as he brings Dray up to his feet, AS DRAY ATTEMPTS TO GO FOR A LARIAT! But it’s LC that manages to duck under as he turns around, AND SLIDES DOWN WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF DRAY’S KNEECAP TO SEND HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! Dray is stunned as this allows time for LC to get back up to his feet, AS HE PULLS HIM IN AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SNAP DDT!
Jake Mercer: Dray grabbing his head in pain along with his leg as LC has began to target that as LC is not done bringing him up to his feet as he sends him towards the ropes and back! AS LC LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR A DROPKICK! But he meets nothing as he falls flat to the ground, Dray barely managing to grab onto the top rope to keep himself stable! LC quickly attempting to get back up to his feet, BUT IT’S DRAY WITH A SUPERKICK TOWARDS HIS JAW TO SEND HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND AND GIVE HIM A MOMENT TO BREATHE!
Stew-O: And I think he needs some time to recuperate as well as he connected with that Superkick using that hurt leg that he’s attempting to nurse against the ropes as LC begins to get back up to a knee! BUT DRAY ISN’T LETTING HIM TAKE ADVANTAGE AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A SHINING WIZARD TOWARDS HIS HEAD TO SEND HIM BACK DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: But it’s LC that manages to drop down to the ground just enough as Dray meets nothing but air and crashes and burns as he tumbles down onto the ground! LC attempting to get back up to his feet as Dray turns around and runs right towards him! AS LC RUNS FORWARD AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A VICIOUS EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO GET SOME TIME!
Jake Mercer: Dray is down flat on the ground as LC is beginning to scale the top rope, just waiting for Dray to get up to his feet so he can follow up! And Dray is up! AS LC LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOES FOR A CROSSBODY TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS!
Stew-O: But Dray manages to move out of the way as LC meets nothing and lands flat on the canvas! Dray turning around as he leaps onto the top turnbuckle and looks to fly off of it to give LC a taste of his own medicine!
Flannery McCoy: But to his shock LC manages to use his last ounce of power to climb up the turnbuckles and join Dray on the top rope! And you know this doesn’t spell good for any of them as both of them are going off on one another! Trading punches because whoever gets the advantage isn’t going to do anything pleasant to his opposition!
Jake Mercer: As Dray manages to step up and slam a knee onto the head of LC! I don’t think this is going to turn out well for LC as this has gotta be suicide for the both of them! NO! DRAY IS SETTING UP LC AS HE’S GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX ONTO THE OUTSIDE!
Stew-O: AS THEY FLY THROUGH THE AIR AND CRASH DOWN ONTO THE RINGSIDE CONCRETE! THEY’VE BOTH GOTTA BE DEAD!
(Both competitors are completely lifeless on the floor as Dray gasps for air attempting to drag himself up to his feet, seeing LC is completely down and out, this is his chance to get something going for himself and maybe if he can get into the ring fast enough, hook the leg and get the win)
Flannery McCoy: Dray is up! And this might just be the chance of a lifetime for him if he’s able to roll LC into the ring and go for the pin! And he’s able to do it! Dray rolling LC into the ring slowly as he follows, HE HAS A SHOULDER OVER HIM! DRAY IS GOING FOR THE PIN! COULD WE BE SEEING A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION RIGHT HERE AND NOW?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHH-
Jake Mercer: OH MY GOD! HOW WAS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ABLE TO KICK OUT OF THAT?!
(Dray’s eyes widen as he looks down at LC and the ref who has stopped counting. Dray shakes his head as he drags himself up to his feet slowly, managing to get himself up onto his knees for the time being as he looks upwards)
Dray Fontana: (Off-Mic) Yahweh… give me strength…
Stew-O: Dray continuing to push through as he’s dragging himself up to his feet and waiting for LC to turn around, as LC is slowly beginning to get up! WAIT! DRAY IS LAUNCHING THROUGH THE AIR! HE’S GOING FOR A CORKSCREW KICK TO KNOCK LC DOWN AND GO FOR THE PIN!
Flannery McCoy: But it’s LC that rolls out of the way as Dray falls flat onto the ground in pain! Dray not giving up as he’s beginning to get back up to his feet, how LC is this fluid still is beyond me as Dray is up! WAIT!
Jake Mercer: LC CATCHES HIM WITH DEAD EXECUTIVE! STUNNER DROPS HIM DOWN ONTO THE GROUND AS LC GOES FOR THE PIN ON DRAY!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRRRR-
Stew-O: BUT DRAY GETS HIS SHOULDER UP! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!
Flannery McCoy: LC is exasperated but unphased as he’s back up to his feet and waiting for Dray to do the same as if there was one time to finish this match quick and easy, it would be while Dray is most vulnerable! DRAY IS UP!
Jake Mercer: LC IS GOING FOR LCR! SPINNING BACK ELBOW TO THE SIDE OF DRAY’S FACE TO SEND HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: BUT DRAY CATCHES HIM WITH THE PARAMOUNT TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE CONNECTS AS DRAY DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN ON LC!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S LC THAT GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Jake Mercer: And Dray is not the happiest person alive because of that as he stumbles back up to his feet and grabs LC by his head, making sure to inflict as much damage as he humanly can so he can stay down for the count! Dray with a forearm to the face of LC! But LC retaliating back with one of his own which forces him backwards! Dray running forward now, but it’s LC that sidesteps and sends Dray to the ropes and back as he waits for him to come back around, AS LC RUNS FORWARD AND CATCHES DRAY WITH A BIG ROLLING WHEEL KICK TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Both of these men are not willing to let up for a moment as Dray sits up and grabs his face, but it’s LC that pulls Dray into a headlock and brings him up to his feet! AS HE LIFTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! Dray attempting to fight back as he slams knees down onto the top of his head! LC attempting to keep his balance but it’s Dray that’s managing to narrowly give himself some time before LC drops him down into a Suplex, as LC is forced to place him back down onto the ground! LC forced to let go but that doesn’t mean he just gives up there as he runs towards Dray once more, BUT IT’S DRAY THAT LIFTS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND GOES FOR A POWERBOMB!
Jake Mercer: But just as Dray did, LC is trying his best to make sure he fights out of his hold! LC raining down punches onto his head as Dray is attempting to keep ahold of him but he might just find himself in the same predicament LC was in seconds ago!
Stew-O: WAIT! DRAY TOSSES LC OVER THE TOP ROPE! LC IS DROPPED DOWN ONTO HIS SPINE ON THE EDGE OF THE APRON AS HE TUMBLES DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE AREA!
(Dray tumbles down to a seated position completely out of breath as he looks over over the ref who has his head through the middle rope attempting to check on LC who is completely down and out on the outside)
OONNEE!!
TTWWOO!!
TTHHRRRREEEE!!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think Dray wants a countout to happen as he’s rushing to the outside of the ring, if he loses like that then of course he’ll win, but he won’t be able to win the World Heavyweight Championship as he rolls LC back into the ring quickly! HE’S GOING FOR A QUICK PIN ATTEMPT TO FOLLOW UP NOW!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: YES! LC GOES AGAINST HIS BETTER JUDGEMENT AND KICKS OUT!
Stew-O: He promised he wasn’t going to lose the World Heavyweight Championship tonight and has aimed to do just that as Dray is in complete disbelief as he gets back up to his feet! And Dray now has completely snapped as he’s stomping down on LC looking to cave a hole into his chest! Absolutely relentless in his attack as LC is trying his best to fight back but with all of the power left in his body he’s barely able to fend himself off!
Flannery McCoy: Dray grabbing LC by his arm as he pulls him in, and sends a knee towards his gut to take him down to a knee! And Dray is back on the attack with boots to his chest to send him back down flat onto the canvas! Dray is completely livid and that’s shown through his attacks making sure that if LC isn’t going to stay down? He is going to give him an absolute beating that he is going to remember!
Jake Mercer: But wait! LC manages to grab onto the leg of Dray! Dray is hobbling on one leg as he attempts to gain some sort of footing and if he doesn’t then he’s in for some deep trouble! DRAY GOING FOR A ENZUIGIRI TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD TO TAKE HIM DOWN BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!
Stew-O: WAIT! LC MANAGING TO DUCK UNDER THAT AS HE DROPS DRAY DOWN TO THE GROUND! HE LOCKS IN AN ANKLE LOCK! ANKLE LOCK LOCKED IN!
Flannery McCoy: LC going back to attack that injured leg as Dray is screaming for dear life, how long can he keep himself in this hold?! And will it be enough so he can escape and push forward?!
Jake Mercer: LC is trying to make sure he stays at the center of the ring long enough so he can keep the offensive but Dray isn’t giving up as he crawls to the ropes, injured leg and all, absolutely nothing is going to be able to take down Dray at this very moment! He’s fingertips away from the ropes as LC is trying to do everything in his power to make sure he stays away from it as much as possible!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S NOT ENOUGH! DRAY HAS THE BOTTOM ROPE! THE REF FORCES THE ROPE BREAK AS DRAY FIGHTS THROUGH THIS MATCH JUST A LITTLE BIT LONGER!
Flannery McCoy: And it’s all for that World Heavyweight Championship gold!
(LC looks at Dray in shock before looking over to the ref as he’s forced to let go of the hold. He isn’t pleased, but it is what it is)
Jake Mercer: I think LC expected a much easier ride to retaining his Championship for someone he didn’t know for the better half of the buildup to this match, but I figure it is what it is as he waits for Dray to get back up to his feet! AS LC RUNS RIGHT TOWARDS HIM!
Stew-O: BUT DRAY WITH JUST ENOUGH STRENGTH LEFT IN HIS BODY MANAGES TO THROW HIM OUT OF THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: And Dray isn’t done as he runs to the ropes and back as LC recovers at ringside as clearly he did not expect Dray to be able to fight back so quickly just as he did! AS DRAY RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK AS HE LAUNCHES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BIG SUICIDE DIVE! AND AFTER WHAT DRAY HAS BEEN THROUGH! THIS COULD QUITE LITERALLY BE SUICIDE FOR HIM!
Jake Mercer: But Dray isn’t done as he climbs up to the top rope and LC is doing the same! AS DRAY LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE! OH MY GOD! HE JUST TOOK LC DOWN ONCE MORE WITH A MOONSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE! HOW IS HE EVEN ABLE TO DO ALL OF THIS IN A MATTER OF SECONDS!
Stew-O: CAN’T YOU SEE?! IT’S HOW MUCH THIS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MEANS TO DRAY FONTANA!
Flannery McCoy: FOCUS BACK IN ON THE ACTION AS DRAY IS RUNNING FORWARD! PARAMOUNT! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO THE HEAD OF LC TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: DRAY IS ROLLING LC RIGHT BACK INTO THE RING NOW AS HE’S CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE! HE CAN’T BE! THIS IS GOING TO HURT THE FUCK OUT OF THE ALREADY INJURED LEG OF DRAY FONTANA!
Stew-O: DRAY IS GOING FOR RAPTURE KILLER! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE SPINE OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!
Flannery McCoy: Wait! LC is running forward as he joins him at the top rope! LC is beginning to send punches towards his head to complete take Dray by surprise! If there’s one thing he didn’t expect is for LC to recover that quickly as Dray attempts to fight back but the World Heavyweight Champion is beginning to overwhelm him even more as he grabs him by his head! LC has the advantage but what is he going to do to follow up!
Jake Mercer: NO WAY! LC LIFTS DRAY OFF THE TOP ROPE! LOWDOWN OFF THE TOP ROPE! SPINEBUSTER DROPS DRAY DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: DRAY POWERS OUT JUST BARELY BEFORE THE THREE COUNT CAN FINISH!
Flannery McCoy: LC is clearly in frustration but he knows that will get him nowhere as he’s right back up focusing at the task at hand! LC has Dray right where he wants him at this point after that Lowdown off the top rope as he runs forward, this might spell the end!
Jake Mercer: LC IS GOING FOR LCR! SPINNING BACK ELBOW INCOMING TO TAKE DRAY DOWN FOR THE WIN!
Stew-O: NO WAY! PARAMOUNT ACROSS THE SKULL OF LC BEFORE LCR CAN CONNECT SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! DRAY FIGHTING THROUGH PAIN AND AGONY BUT WILL IT ALL BE WORTH IT! DRAY BEGINNING TO SCALE THE TOP ROPE! NO! HE MIGHT VERY WELL HURT HIS LEG EVEN MORE!
Flannery McCoy: SECOND ATTEMPT AT THE RAPTURE KILLER CONNECTS! DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE SPINE OF LC AS THAT HAD TO HAVE INJURED DRAY’S LEG EVEN MORE BEYOND BELIEF!
Jake Mercer: DRAY SHOWING THAT HE’S GOING TO PUT IT ALL ON THE LINE TO MAKE SURE THAT HE GETS THIS WIN AS HE ROLLS LC OVER! PIN ATTEMPT! PIN ATTEMPT! NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! :will:
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: LETHAL! FUCKING! CONSEQUENCES! KICK OUT!
(Dray is completely frozen as he collapses down to the ground flat. He can’t believe what just happened. The crowd is completely unhinged as LC is also down on the ground as well, the question continues to circle both of their heads, what is it going to take?)
Flannery McCoy: If there were words to describe the face of Dray Fontana right now, there just isn’t. He can’t even believe it himself! Both of these competitors put each other through hell and back and yet despite that it still was not enough to keep either of them down!
Jake Mercer: Dray is slowly getting back up to his feet as even he is confused, the Rapture Killer should’ve been able to keep down LC enough for the pin but it wasn’t enough! But Dray knows that if he can successfully follow up on that, then he’d be able to get a win! But the question is, does he have enough power to do that?!
Stew-O: THAT MIGHT JUST BE THE CASE RIGHT NOW AS HE GRABS LC! HE’S GOING FOR FONTANA 97! DESTINO INCOMING!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S LC MANAGES TO SLIP OUT BEFORE DRAY CAN EXECUTE AND FIND HIMSELF BEHIND DRAY! DRAY IS IN COMPLETE CONFUSION AS HE TURNS AROUND!
Jake Mercer: LCR! SPINNING BACK ELBOW TO THE HEAD OF DRAY TO SEND HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! BUT LC ISN’T DONE AS HE DOESN’T SEEM TO BE GOING FOR THE PIN!
Stew-O: GTJ! FIREMAN’S CARRY KNEE STRIKE TO THE SKULL OF DRAY TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! THIS HAS GOT TO BE IT! LC GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ plays up to loud cheers from the crowd as Lethal Consequences completely falls lifeless to the ground. The ref comes over with the World Heavyweight Championship as LC looks down at it and slowly reaches out to grab it as he clutches it close to his chest as the ref helps him up to his feet. He raises his hand high in the air in ceremonious victory before LC climbs up to the top rope and raises his title high in the air in victory)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner, AND STILL ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: WOO LETS GO! I FUCKING TOLD YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AND YOU DIDN’T BOTHER TO LISTEN TO ME! BIG MAN LC JUST GOT A CHAMPIONSHIP DEFENSE UNDER HIS BELT ONCE MORE! FEELING GOOD!
Flannery McCoy: What a match that we’ve been able to witness tonight! Both of these competitors have put themselves through literal hell all for this World Heavyweight Championship! But in the end only one was able to come out the Champion, and that honor goes to one Lethal Consequences!
Stew-O: Dray Fontana put on the fight of a lifetime to make sure that his dreams came to fruition, but in the end it wasn’t enough. But one thing it was enough to do was put him on the map for months to come. He is a mainstay player on Friday Night Dynasty and tonight only solidified that. Great effort, but congratulations to LC on the win!
(Dray is being tended to by medical staff as he is completely confused what is happening right now. Absolutely dazed he shoves them all away and rolls out of the ring and slowly makes his way to the backstage area, taking glances every so often at the celebration in frustration before leaving. The last shot seen is LC raising the World Heavyweight Championship high in the air for the last time as King of Elite fades out to commercial break, ending the rewind)
(A commercial for Big Hero 6 on Disney+ is shown featuring the new song by Nickelback, ‘Come As You Are’ featuring Limmy Monaghan)
(‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, and Dave Stewart hits, as the crowd boos heavily. As the beat drops, Harper Lee and Ximena Valesquez step out onto the stage while the crowd boos even louder. Harper Lee looks out at the crowd with an annoying facial expression acting as if none of them understand what she believes was necessary to progress her career. The fans don’t agree with Harper and her actions over the past few months, and they are letting both her and Ximena Valesquez hear it.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen.. Please welcome Harper Lee and Ximena Valesuez!!!
Stew-O: Listen to this crowd. They are absolutely livid!!
Jake Mercer: These two women better watch out. Water bottles might be thrown their way. You’ve seen what’s been happening in the NBA Playoffs recently.
Flannery McCoy: I hope not. We can’t have that happening here in EAW.
Jake Mercer: Especially when Harper Lee did absolutely nothing wrong!! What she did to Sierra Bradford back at Reckless Wiring was nothing but business. I feel the same way about you two sometimes when I have to carry this commentary team.
Flannery McCoy: :usure: You know what? No comment. Carry on Jake..
(Harper Lee and Ximena Valesquez enter the ring through the ring ropes. Ximena then stands still in the center of the ring, while Harper Lee paces back and forth in front of her. The crowd continues to boo loudly at Harper until she finally stops.)
Harper Lee: Are you all done? Can I speak?
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(The crowd boos even louder, as a smirk forms onto Harper Lee’s face. She then walks over to the ring ropes in front of her, leans up against them, and gestures her arm, signaling for the crowd to get even louder.)
Harper Lee: Come on. Come on.. Let it all out. Let all of those purposeless boos out.. Take your time. I’ll wait. I’ll wait for as long as I need to and I’ll let this Dynasty episode continue rolling, because I’m not letting any of you interrupt what I’ve got to say about that piece of trash Sierra Bradford..
(The crowd boos even louder than before, as Harper places her hand against her ear. She’s acting as if she wants them to continue booing and that she can’t hear them. Because of this, the fans begin to quiet down, as they realize that Harper is feeding off of this reaction. A smile on the face of Harper Lee emerges, as she brings the mic back up to her lips and backs up towards the center of the ring, next to Ximena.)
Harper Lee: There we go.. Now listen up, because I don’t think you all truly understand how great these past few months have been. Being able to drop the dead weight that has been holding me back, by grabbing a wrench and knocking her out cold, then proceeding to use pliers to pull and tug on her tongue.. Oh Sierra. Good times, good times. But you see, it honestly could have been a whole lot worse than what it was. I didn’t have Ximena blindside you and toss you around like a rag doll for no reason at Reckless Wiring. I did that to set the tone, because I needed to get mine, and even then I knew I wasn’t going to be done. You see, I’ve had these pliers..
(Harper Lee pulls some pliers out from her attire, and raises them up, as the crowd boos loudly.)
Harper Lee: Yeah, I’m pretty sure you are all aware of these pliers.. But yeah, I’ve had these pliers and have even been able to use them on multiple occasions, but I haven’t been able to fully utilize them the way that I intend to. I haven’t been able to humiliate and beat Sierra down as much as I would like. Security had to stop me before at Reckless Wiring, and a few weeks later, I could have put an end to you with these exact pliers, but Ximena told me to save it for Pain for Pride, and so I will. You have no idea how much I’ve been waiting to rip that tongue out of your very mouth, and I am so happy that this is a street fight because it’ll make it that much easier for me to leave you in the ring looking like a dead body.. Almost like the dead weight that you’ve been all this time. I’ve saved everything for Pain for Pride, and when that bell rings, I am going to make sure that when it’s over, you will no longer be a problem in my career. I could go on with my life with a smile on my face knowing that you won’t be there to hold me back anymore.. I’ll have a smile on my face knowing that the entire world will see all of this built up frustration released. But more importantly.. I’ll have a smile on my face knowing that you, Sierra Bradford, will be rid from Elite Answers Wrestling PERMANENTLY!!!
(‘Brutal’ by Olivia Rodrigo hits, as the crowd erupts into cheers. Harper Lee lowers her mic, as both her and Ximena Valesquez turn their attention to the top of the stage. After a moment, Sierra Bradford steps out onto the stage with a mean facial expression on her face. She’s pissed off and staring directly at Harper Lee as neither Elitist takes their eyes off of one another. Sierra eventually makes her way down the ramp, then walks up the steel steps and onto the ring apron before stepping in through the middle ropes. Sierra walks right up to Harper Lee, as Lee responds by stepping right up to her. Both of their eyes are still locked with one another, as the crowd quiets down.)
Sierra Bradford: Are you done yet?
Harper Lee: Well, I could-
Sierra Bradford: No.. You’re done.. It’s my turn to speak. You can save whatever you had left to say to me, and utilize that energy for the match that we are having at Pain for Pride, because I’m tired of hearing you speak.. And you know what? I’m pretty sure these fans feel the exact same way, so you can stop wasting our time by talking about the things that you intend on doing to me.. You can stop acting like what you say is going to scare me or intimidate me in any way, because in case you forgot.. I’m the one that requested that we fought in a street fight on the grandest stage of them all! Did you think that I was unaware about what I was getting myself into? I personally made this a street fight so that you could have Ximena if you wanted to use her to your advantage at Pain for Pride, because I have absolutely no problem in taking the both of you down together. In a way, it’s like killing two birds with one stone, and if that means getting the both of you away from me and my career for good, then by all means.. Harper, I’m going to make sure that the last image that you remember from that night is me standing over the both of you and Ximena while neither of you can do anything about it. I’m going to remind people about what happens when you try to tell me what to do, especially you Harper, because it seems like you’ve always thought of yourself as the better of us both. When in reality you couldn’t have accomplished what you’ve accomplished so far in your career without me. I’m reminding you about who I am, and why this sudden change of heart is nothing but a meaningless faze that you’re going through because you’re not cut out to be the Elitist that you want to be. I’m going to make sure that Pain for Pride is the last time that I ever have to worry about you Harper..
Harper Lee: Worry about me? Oh wow, that sucks that you’ve had to worry about me ever since Reckless Wiring, but it doesn’t compare to the countless times where I’ve had to worry about you and whether you would hold up your end of the bargain.
Sierra Bradford: You would be nothing without me Harper. Don’t act like you would be any better without me. Look at you now. You’ve got Ximena Valesquez by your side already, because the fact remains that you could never do it all on your own.
Harper Lee: Go tell that to Sarah Price, because I’m sure she felt the same way when she had to carry you back then too. You see, this is what your career is, Sierra. This is who you are. This is why you’ve always been seen as the weak link in The Realm, and why I needed to cut you off when I did. There’s a famous saying that states that the world isn’t all sunshine and rainbows.. It’s a very mean and nasty place, and it’ll beat you to your knees and leave you there permanently if you let it. I was letting this world drag me down because of you. I let you hold me back for far too long, and I couldn’t allow that to happen anymore. You either die a hero, or live long enough to watch yourself become the villain, but my career is far from dead.. And I’m not letting a deadweight like yourself change that about me and my career..
Sierra Bradford: Well that’s unfortunate, because I’m making it so that you lived long enough to watch your own death as the bitter villain that you’ve become. You can’t win, Harper.. Not at Pain for Pride.. And especially not against Me..
Harper Lee: Well, you know-
Stew-O: OH MY GOSH!! HARPER LEE JUST STRUCK SIERRA BRADFORD WITH HER MICROPHONE, AS SIERRA DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Harper charges at her, and begins stomping down onto her body, as Ximena Valesquez joins in!! Sierra is getting beaten badly right now, and this may be a preview of what’s to come at Pain for Pride!!
Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee now reaches down to grab Sierra Bradford, as Ximena assists. Ximena Valesquez now holds Sierra Bradford in place from behind, as she wraps her arms around her waist. Meanwhile, Harper Lee reaches into the side of her wardrobe to grab the.. THE PLIERS!! THE PLIERS ARE OUT AND HARPER LEE IS MAKING HER WAY OVER TO SIERRA BRADFORD!!
Jake Mercer: It’s about to get real bloody up in here.
Stew-O: BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE OF XIMENA VALESQUEZ!!!! Ximena releases Sierra and.. BRADFORD HITS A SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE ABDOMEN OF HARPER LEE, AS HARPER LEE DROPS THE PLIERS DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!!!
Flannery McCoy: Harper is bent over.. Ximena is clutching at her face.. AND SIERRA BRADFORD IS RUNNING TO THE ROPES!! SHE BOUNCES BACK!!! JUMPING DOUBLE HIGH KNEES CATCHES BOTH XIMENA AND HARPER LEE IN THE FACE!!!! BOTH OF THEM DROP TO THE CANVAS!!!
Jake Mercer: And look!! Sierra Bradford reaches down to the grab the..
Flannery McCoy: SIERRA BRADFORD GRABS THE PLIERS!!! SHE RAISES THEM IN THE AIR, AS THIS CROWD GOES WILD!!!
Stew-O: BUT LOOK!! HARPER LEE AND XIMENA VALESQUEZ SEE WHAT’S GOING ON, AND QUICKLY RETREAT UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE AND DOWN TO RINGSIDE!!
(‘Brutal’ by Olivia Rodrigo hits, as Sierra Bradford walks towards Harper Lee and Ximena Valesquez, with the pliers in the air, from inside the ring. The crowd cheers loudly, as Harper and Ximena begin to make their way up the entrance ramp.)
Stew-O: Who is going to win between these two at Pain for Pride!!
Flannery McCoy: It’s very likely that Ximena Valesquez will be a key player in this match as well, but even so.. Sierra Bradford wants a piece of her too!!
Jake Mercer: There’s going to be a lot of action between these two former best friends as they settle their differences at Pain for Pride!!
Stew-O: What a match this will be!! Only a week away, and soon enough we will see how this all unfolds!! Stay tuned at Pain for Pride to watch the Street Fight between Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford. Best friends turned to bitter enemies.
(The screen shows Sierra Bradford on the top turnbuckle, as she holds the set of pliers in the air towards Harper Lee and Ximena Valesquez. The crowd continues to cheer, as the screen fades to black.)
(A commercial is shown for the match between Harper Lee and Sierra Bradford at Pain For Pride XIV in a Southern California Street Fight)
[SCREENBAR: The Visual Prophet vs. Andrea Valentine – Territorial Invasion 2020]
(‘Roll With Me’ by Charlie XCX hits, as the crowd erupts into cheers. After a moment, Andrea. Valentine steps out onto the stage where she raises her hand in the air and waves out to the crowd. She smiles, but also maintains a confident look on her face as she walks down the ramp. Looking to win her second World Championship, she seems more than ready to take on the task at hand.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for.. ONE FALL!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: AND IT IS FOR THE EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! Introducing first, the challenger.. From Orlando Florida, weighing in at 110lbs!!!! ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine is one of the best Elitists we have seen in the history of this company. She went on to hold the EAW World Championship last season and nearly won the EAW Universal Women’s Championship from Minerva at Operation: Doomsday!
Flannery McCoy: Many would say that she would have won the belt if it hadn’t been for Minerva. However, the following week, The Visual Prophet offered Andrea the challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship and now she has the opportuntity to become the first woman to ever hold the belt!! Will she be able to do it?!?
(‘Don Life’ by Big Sean featuring Lil Wayne hits, as the crowd continues to cheer. Out steps The Visual Prophet with the EAW World Heavyweight Championship wrapped around his waist. Big Viz is playing to the fans and flexing his arms as it is clear that he is definitely feeling comfortable heading into this match. Viz continues down the ramp and towards the ring as he stares at Andrea and points directly at the championship belt that wraps around his body.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent!! From Detroit, Michigan!!! Weighing in at 265lbs!!! He is the EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! BIG VIZ!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet has been incredible all season long as he has proven why he is such a strong champion in this company. He’s gone through Drake King, Chris Elite, and now he’s up against Andrea Valentine during this exciting title run that he’s taken us all through.
Flannery McCoy: You’d have to believe that Andrea is the toughest challenger he’s had since winning the belt seeing how she’s fresh off of a world title match and world title run of her own.
(The camera then focuses in on the center of the ring. We see The Visual Prophet handing his World Heavyweight Championship to the official before it is raised in the air for the world to see. The referee then lowers the championship belt, hands it over to the time keeper, then calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: And here we go! Right out the gates it’s Andrea Valentine who charges in at the Visual Prophet with a combination of right and left handed punches! Each strike is landing with perfection, as Viz is forced to brace himself each time!! Andrea now switches it up with a kick to the side of Viz’s leg!! Another kick by Andrea, this time forcing the Champion to bend down to grab right at the side of his left calf!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea Valentine keeps her attack going as she goes back at the upper body with a beautiful forearm shot to the forehead of the World Champion!! Andrea goes for another-
Jake Mercer: But The Visual Prophet blocks it with his arm, then grabs Andrea by the head!! Viz now runs over to the corner with Andrea’s head held tightly.. AND VIZ THROWS ANDREA INTO THE CORNER!! Viz now loads up and goes for a right hook onto Andrea in the corner!!
Stew-O: NO!! Andrea ducks underneath the arm and starts running towards the far ropes!! Meanwhile, Viz is up against the turnbuckles!! Andrea rebounds off of the ropes as Viz makes his way out towards Andrea who is running at full speed towards him.. VIZ WITH THE BIG BOOT!!!! NO!!! Andrea Valentine baseball slides underneath the leg and gets from behind the Visual Prophet!! The World Heavyweight Champion turns around… SPINNING BACK FIST BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT NO!! Viz ducks as Andrea does a complete 360 degree turn!! Viz stays low, but quickly rises up as he lifts Andrea up onto his shoulders in what looks like a bearhug!! Big Viz now charges at the corner with Andrea resting on his shoulders.. AND HE DRIVES HER RIGHT INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!!! You can see the pain in Andrea’s face after that one!
Stew-O: And Viz is not even close to being done, as he now lowers his level, grabs the middle ropes that connect at the corner him and Andrea are in, AND HE USES THEM TO HELP DRIVE HIS SHOULDER INTO THE ABDOMEN OF ANDREA VALENTINE!!! Viz is using not just his weight, but the added momentum gained by pulling himself into the body of Andrea Valentine with those ropes!!
Jake Mercer: You become much more powerful when you hop onto that Xander Payne Gain 100lbs in a week program. You know what they say. No Payne No Gains, and Big Viz right now is showing all kinds of Gains!!
Stew-O: Viz is still driving that shoulder into the abdomen of Andrea Valentine, but this time he actually lifts her off of her feet, spins around, AND SLAMS HER DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!! Viz pops right back up to his feet and begins to beat on his chest as the crowd is getting hyped up by the world heavyweight champion!!
Jake Mercer: Viz now turns his attention towards Andrea Valentine, as he stomps down onto her stomach, then once more, closer to her right shoulder!! The Visual Prophet now reaches down and grabs Andrea by the head as he brings her back up to her feet. Knee to the abdomen by the champion connects, and now he grabs Andrea by the wrist and whips her towards the ropes as he bends over in preparation for a back body drop!!
Flannery McCoy: But look!! Andrea Valentine isn’t returning to Viz because she’s managed to grab a tight hold of the ropes as she leans up against them!! Viz raises his head up as he notices this.. AND NOW HE CHARGES AT ANDREA VALENTINE!!!
Stew-O: BOOT TO THE FACE BY THE CHALLENGER!!! It catches Viz off guard, as he grabs at his nose and mouth!! That shot definitely got the champ, but he quickly brushes it off as he charges at Andrea with a running clothesline!!! NO!!! Andrea grabs the top rope and drops down just in time as The Visual Prophet goes flying over the top rope and landing hard onto the ringside floor!!
Flannery McCoy: That was stellar ring awareness that was put on display by the former EAW World Champion as she tries to add the World Heavyweight Championship onto her resume here tonight!!
Stew-O: Most definitely, but she needs to pick up the offence and take control of this match if she intends on leaving with that belt!
Flannery McCoy: Well, it looks like that’s what she’s thinking too, as she’s staring up at the top turnbuckle!! I think we should be prepared for a big move, because that’s what it’s looking like to me!!
Stew-O: Andrea now gets back up to her feet as she begins to make her way over to the nearby corner. She begins to scale up to the top rope!! Meanwhile, the Visual Prophet is slowly rising up to his feet. He looks up and sees Andrea Valentine set up on the top rope!!! DIVING CROSSBODY BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!! THIS COULD BE THE BIG MOVE SHE NEEDS!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! VIZ CATCHES ANDREA MID AIR AS HE DRILLS HER INTO THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A MODIFIED SPINEBUSTER!!!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet is down on his knees beside Andrea Valentine with a smile on his face. He’s looking at his challenger knowing that he took a lot out of her with that recent spinebuster. The Visual Prophet now rises up to his feet, grabs Andrea, then slides her back into the ring as he follows right afterwards and goes down for the pin!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: And there’s the kickout by Andrea Valentine!!! The Visual Prophet gets back up to his feet as he stomps down onto the abdomen once more!! Andrea clutches at her stomach, then rolls onto her knees and forearms as she’s curled up into a ball. Viz quickly reaches down and grabs Andrea by the head before bringing her back up to her feet.. Viz takes a step back.. THEN CLOTHESLINES HER BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!
Stew-O: Big Viz put a lot of force into that clothesline as the momentum from the clothesline made him run right up to the side ropes after taking Andrea Valentine down to the canvas. Viz is staring out towards the socially distanced fans with a smile on his face! Andrea Valentine is down on the canvas, but she’s slowly trying to work herself back up to her feet. The amount of fight in the challenger is incredible to see!!!
Jake Mercer: It doesn’t look like The Visual Prophet sees anything incredible about it as he turns his head and looks disappointed at the fact that Andrea has managed to get up to her feet so soon! But Viz quickly turns around and charges at Andrea Valentine with another clothesline!!! IT CONNECTS AND ANDREA IS BACK DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS!!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet is looking down at his challenger who is lying flat on her back in the center of the ring. Viz slowly walks around her as he stares down at her heavily fatigued body. Viz now looks down at Andrea Valentine and blows a kiss!!! Is he signaling his kiss to the head!?!?
Jake Mercer: NO!!! The Visual Prophet instantly snatches his blown kiss back!!! He snatched his kiss back and now he follows it up with the Dikembe Mutombo finger wag then points up at the top turnbuckle!! It looks like The Visual Prophet is picking a different poison to take out his challenger here tonight!!!
Flannery McCoy: Viz walks towards the corner and begins to scale up to the top rope. Meanwhile, Andrea Valentine is slowly rising up onto her hands and knees, then up to her feet. She looks up and sees The Visual Prophet waiting for her!!! DIVING CLOTHESLINE BY THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! Andrea Valentine manages to get out of the way at the last second, as The Visual Prophet stumbles on his feet!!
Flannery McCoy: LOVE HAZE!!! ANDREA VALENTINE CONTINUED RUNNING TOWARDS THE ROPES AFTER VIZ MISSED, AND SHE REBOUNDED BACK JUST IN TIME TO CATCH THE VISUAL PROPHET IN HER RUNNING CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER THAT HAS FINISHED AND DEFEATED EVEN THE BEST OF ELITISTS!!!
Stew-O: This whole time, I was thinking that Andrea Valentine needed to find a way to avoid that clothesline, but she took it an extra step further by turning a bad situation into the biggest opening so far in this match!! Her ability to chain things together into the flow of her own offense is what could win her the championship right here as she goes down for the pin!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THRE-
Stew-O: BUT THE VISUAL PROPHET KICKS OUT RIGHT AFTER THE TWO COUNT!!!
Flannery McCoy: So many people have fallen to the Love Haze, and at this very moment, The Visual Prophet can say that he isn’t one of them.
Stew-O: Well, he definitely isn’t in the best position right now if he intends on keeping it that way, because even after that kickout, there is no doubt in my mind or anyone’s mind, other than Jake, that The Visual Prophet took a major major toll after that Love Haze neckbreaker.
Jake Mercer: Other than Jake? :dahell: You better be talking about my long haired name twin, because nobody can diminish the credibility of the expert of all things that happen inside of the impact zone!!
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine gets back up to her feet and begins to stomp down onto the Visual Prophet! Once in his abdomen, another onto his chest followed by a final stomp that’s drilled right into The World Heavyweight Champions face!!! The Visual Prophet covers his face as he is definitely in pain!!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea Valentine now backs away as she looks at the Visual Prophet. She’s planning her next move, then walks her way back towards the much larger Visual Prophet!
Stew-O: Andrea makes her way over to the Visual Prophet who is still holding his face due to the stomp from her earlier. Andrea goes over to his legs and stomps down onto the inside of The Visual Prophet’s right knee!! Another stomp!!! And another!!! The Visual Prophet releases his face and begins to grab at his leg!! But Andrea Valentine stomps down once more!!!
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet rolls onto his back with his right knee tucked underneath his arms!! He is in tremendous pain right now!! But wait a second!! The Visual Prophet is trying to fight through the pain and get up!! He’s got himself up into a seated position with his right knee still tucked between his arms and his left leg extended out!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S ANDREA VALENTINE WHO KICKS THE VISUAL PROPHET RIGHT IN THE CHEST AS HE RELEASES HIS RIGHT KNEE AND FALLS BACK FLAT ON THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! Andrea Valentine now goes back over to his right leg.. AND DOUBLE FOOTSTOMPS DOWN ONTO HIS RIGHT KNEE!!!
Stew:-O: The Visual Prophet is clutching at that knee once more as he is in so much pain!! Andrea goes back over to him and begins to stomp down on his stomach now!! Andrea is stomping down on The Visual Prophet’s stomach, which forces him to roll over. Andrea keeps stomping though as she lands on his upper back, just behind the shoulders! The Visual Prophet gets up to his hands and knees however, then up on one knee!! He’s fought through those stomps as he now shoves Andrea Valentine back towards the ropes!! The World Heavyweight Champion rises up to his feet as Andrea rebounds off of the ropes and back towards him!!! DROPKICK TO THE RIGHT KNEE BY ANDREA VALENTINE SENDS THE VISUAL PROPHET BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! HE’S CLUTCHING AT THAT KNEE IN PAIN!!
Flannery McCoy: She weakened that knee moments ago and connected perfectly with that dropkick! The Visual Prophet is down, grabbing his leg, as he slowly begins to work his way back up to his feet!! He finally stands, but it’s Andrea who connects with a shoot kick right between his beefy chest!!!
Stew-O: He’s definitely been hitting those weights since Pain for Pride, but a kick like that will always sting!! Andrea now grabs The Visual Prophet and irish whi-
Flannery McCoy: NO!! The Visual Prophet is too strong!! Big Viz counters with his own irish whip as he uses his weight to launch Andrea the other way and into the corner turnbuckles!!! Andrea is leaned up against the corner, as Viz shakes out his right leg then does some light kicks with it to get some blood flow in the knee. The Visual Prophet now looks up at Andrea then charges at her!!! RUNNING BODY SPLASH BY THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!
Jake Mercer: NOBODY HOME!! Andrea Valentine gets herself out of the way as the Visual Prophet goes chest first into those turnbuckles!!! The Visual Prophet turns himself around in the corner as he leans up against it…
Stew-O: BUT FROM THE OTHER END IT’S ANDREA VALENTINE WHO CONNECTS WITH A HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF THE VISUAL PROPHET IN THE CORNER!! Andrea now reaches her arm over his head as… SHE HITS A RUNNING BULLDOG FROM OUT OF THE CORNER!!!
Flannery McCoy: She just planted the Visual Prophet’s face into the canvas of the ring!! Andrea Valentine rises back up to her feet as she is really picking up momentum in this match!! It wasn’t looking that great early on, but ever since she started putting multiple moves together and targeting that right knee of the Visual Prophet, this match has been all her!! This is only one out of the many examples as to why she’s held world championship gold before and is fighting for it once again!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet is now getting himself up onto his hands and knees. He then gets into an upright kneeling position!! Andrea Valentine sees this, and kicks him in the chest again!! The Visual Prophet clutches at his chest in pain, as he stands up to his feet, but Andrea Valentine connects with a kick right at his abdomen that was uncovered, as he bends over in pain!!!! Andrea grabs his arm, then presses her boot up against his face!!! XOXO!!!! INVERTED STOMP FACEBREAKER CONNECTS AS THE VISUAL PROPHET DROPS DOWN TO HIS KNEES!!!
Jake Mercer: And now Andrea pops back up to her feet!! VALENTINE’S MASSACRE!!!! ANDREA JUST CONNECTED WITH THE HANDSTAND HEASCISSORS DRIVER AS VIZ’S HEAD PLANTS RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!!! Andrea now rolls the Visual Prophet over and hooks the legs!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS SHOWING TREMENDOUS RESILIENCE!!! Andrea Valentine can’t believe it!! She just hit The Visual Prophet with two of her best moves back to back and somehow, someway, he still manages to kick out!!!
Flannery McCoy: Andrea Valentine rises up to her feet!! She looks right up at the corner turnbuckle, then back down at The Visual Prophet!! She makes her way over to the corner, and begins to scale her way up to the top rope!! Andrea Valentine stares down at The Visual Prophet who hasn’t moved much since kicking out moments ago!! ANDREA LEAPS!!!
Stew-O: MAGIC HOUR!!!! ROUNDING MOONSAULT BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: IT’S CONNECTS AND ANDREA GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO WAY!!!!
Jake Mercer: UNBELIEVABLE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: SOMEHOW, SOME WAY, BIG VIZ MANAGED TO GET HIS BOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!! THIS MATCH CONTINUES!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine looks extremely upset!! She slams her fist up against the canvas of the ring, stands up, and walks towards The Visual Prophet’s head.. She reaches down, hooks his head, and forces their bodies to roll into.. A GUILLOTINE CHOKE!!! GUILLOTINE CHOKE LOCKED IN BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Andrea Managed to pull The Visual Prophet further away from the ropes by locking in this guillotine chokehold!! She’s wrenching at his head and neck, while also squeezing at his abdomen with her legs!! She is trying to put the champion out right here!!!
Flannery McCoy: It looks like The Visual Prophet is struggling too!! He managed to get himself up onto his hands with his arms extended out, but the amount of pressure that Andrea is applying to his neck, along with how hard she is pulling back has forced him to fall back down to his forearms!!!! He may just collapse right here!!!
Stew-O: Wait a second!! I don’t think so!!! The Visual Prophet has gotten himself back up onto his hands and knees as his arms are extended out fully!! Andrea is still hanging from his neck and wrenching as hard as she can, but The Visual Prophet rises up to one knee!! Now he stands up!!!! Andrea Valentine is still trying to pull back on that head and neck!!! She hasn’t let go!!!! BUT THE. VISUAL PROPHET DRIVES HER INTO THE CANVAS WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDREA HASN’T LET GO!!! SHE STILL HAS THE GUILLOTINE CHOKE LOCKED IN!!!! SHE TOOK THAT SPINEBUSTER AT FULL FORCE, BUT STILL DIDN’T ALLOW HERSELF TO RELEASE THAT GUILLOTINE!!! The Visual Prophet is in trouble right now, as it looks like he may just tap out!!! His arms are shaking and it looks like It’s going to happen!!!
Jake Mercer: Wait, no!! The Visual Prophet presses his hands up against the canvas of the ring, as he pushes himself upright with Andrea still hanging from his neck while her legs squeeze his abdomen!! The Visual Prophet continues to work his way up, as Andrea continues to hold onto that guillotine!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT THE VISUAL PROPHET MAKES IT UP TO HIS FEET, AND RUNS TOWARDS THE CORNER WITH ANDREA VALENTINE STILL HOLDING ONTO THAT CHOKEHOLD.. AND HE DRIVES HER AT FULL FORCE INTO THOSE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!!! SHE STILL HOLDS ON TO THE GUILLOTINE CHOKEHOLD TIGHTLY THOUGH, AND THE VISUAL PROPHET TURNS AROUND AND SPRINTS AT FULL SPEED TOWARDS THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES AT THE OTHER END!!!!
Stew-O: AND THE VISUAL PROPHET DRIVES ANDREA VALENTINE INTO THE TURNBUCKLES AT THE OTHER END WITH INCREDIBLE POWER!!! HER GRIP ON BIG VIZ IS LOOSENED, BUT IT’S STILL IN EFFECT!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET AGAIN TURNS AROUND WITH ANDREA VALENTINE STILL HOLDING THAT GUILLOTINE… AND THE VISUAL PROPHET DRIVES ANDREA BACK INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: AND YET SHE STILL HOLDS ONTO THAT GUILLOTINE!!!!!
Stew-O: It appears that Andrea released the grip around Viz’s stomach that she had with her legs, but she still has his head locked in her arms!! She’s still trying to pull back, but Viz wraps his arms under her legs and rises up to his feet!!! The Visual Prophet now stands up while holding up Andrea Valentine!! He then repositions her into.. INTO A POWERBOMB POSITION!!!! Andrea begins to fire away with punches now that her arms have released the submission on his head!! Viz is taking quick shots to the head by Andrea Valentine! It looks like those strikes are forcing The Visual Prophet to stumble on his feet as… HIS RIGHT KNEE BUCKLES AND HE TOSSES ANDREA VALENTINE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A POWERBOMB!!!
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet hits the canvas of the ring as he grabs at his knee in pain! Andrea looks as if she may be out cold after being tossed right out of the ring by the World Heavyweight champion. The Visual Prophet is looking down at Andrea Valentine, as he tries to push himself up onto his hands and knees..
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Five… Six…
Jake Mercer: Andrea Valentine is finally showing some form of movement as she begins to turn onto her stomach!! She then works up onto her hands and knees!!! Meanwhile, The Visual Prophet is up on one knee in the ring, using the ring ropes to help himself up!!!
Referee: Seven.. Eight..
Flannery McCoy: ANDREA HAS FINALLY MADE IT UP TO HER FEET!!!!
Stew-O: IKE TURNER SPECIAL!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET KNOCKS HER DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH THE SPINNING BACKFIST!!!! I guess he decided to take this fight outside of the ring after seeing that Andrea actually made it back up to her feet after that tremendous powerbomb moments ago!!!
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet went through absolute hell while being locked in that guillotine. I’m pretty sure he wants nothing more than to dish the same pain back to his challenger.
Stew-O: Well it looks like that may be the case as he is now approaching the steel steps at the bottom of the ring post… AND HE KICKS IT AWAY FROM THE RING POST!! WHAT COULD HE HAVE IN MIND!?!
Referee: One… Two..
Flannery McCoy: He makes his way over to Andrea Valentine, grabs her by the head, then brings her up to her feet. The Visual Prophet then dips his shoulder and raises Andrea up in a fireman’s carry position with her head extended out further than a normal fireman’s carry.. He walks over to the ring post with Andrea one his shoulders..
Stew-O: AIR BAE!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET IS DOING AIRPLANE SPINS WITH ANDREA RESTING ON HIS SHOULDERS AS HER HEAD SMACKS THE STEEL RING POST EVERY TIME SHE COMES AROUND!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET SPINS AND SMACKS HER HEAD ACROSS THAT STEEL POST SEVEN.. NO EIGHT!! NO!! NINE!!!!! TEN TIMES!!!!!
Referee: Three.. Four.. Five.. Six.. Seven..
Jake Mercer: And now The Visual Prophet walks his way over to the side of the ring, where he presses Andrea up and tosses her into the ring through the ropes. The Visual Prophet then slides into the ring and hooks her leg!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: ANDREA GETS HER SHOULDER UP!!!! The Visual Prophet looks up at the referee in disbelief. He looks down at Andrea then back out to the crowd as if he is confused as to what he should do to put her away!!
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet rises up to his feet and makes his way over to the corner. He begins to scale up to the top rope as it looks like he plans on taking flight!
Stew-O: I don’t know about this Flannery.. It didn’t work out too well the last time he went high risk!!
Flannery McCoy: Well this is what he’s going to need to do to take out Andrea Valentine, as he looks down at her and.. BOW TO THE HEART!!!! DIVING ELBOW DROP BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!
Stew-O: MISSES!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET MISSES AS ANDREA ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME!!! The Visual Prophet clutches at his elbow in pain as he slowly rises up to his knees, then back up to his feet. He’s grabbing at his arm, while Andrea Valentine is already standing up waiting for him from behind!!! DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: That backbreaker sends The Visual Prophet down onto the canvas of the ring. He rolls onto his stomach and clutches at his lower back in pain, then slowly rises up to his hands and knees..
Jake Mercer: But look!! Andrea rebounding off of the ropes.. AND HITTING A RUNNING METEORA THAT CONNECTS RIGHT AT THE BACK OF VIZ’S HEAD, PLANTING HIS FACE INTO THE RING!!!!
Stew-O: Andrea Valentine is still fighting back after all that Viz has put her through so far in this match!! She’s rising back up to her feet, then walking off to the side of the Visual Prophet. She then kicks him in the side by the ribs, then stomps down onto his back!! Andrea Valentine then walks over to the corner where she begins to climb up to the top rope.
Flannery McCoy: The Visual Prophet is slowly working his way up to his hands and knees, then back up to his feet.. But he looks up!! It’s Andrea Valentine on the top rope!! She leaps!!! V. DAY!!!! DIVING SOMERSAULT SEATED SENTON!!!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET CATCHES HER IN MID AIR AND SLAMS HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A SEATED POWERBOMB!!!!!
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet now hooks the leg!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: KICKOUT BY ANDREA VALENTINE!!! The Visual Prophet smacks his hand against the ring. He wants to finish the job and put this one away, but Andrea won’t give up!
Flannery McCoy: And look at this! Big Viz kisses his hand then presses it up against Andrea’s face!! He holds his hand down onto Andrea’s face for a few seconds before rising up to his feet!! And now Viz is patting his right elbow with the same hand that he had just kissed!!! He’s walking away from Andrea, as she slowly rises up onto her hands and knees!! Andrea now working her way up to her feet..
Stew-O: KISS TO THE HEAD!!! BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! Andrea Valentine ducked underneath the arm and got behind the Visual Prophet!!!
Jake Mercer: Viz turns around but is immediately kicked in the stomach by Andrea Valentine as he bends over!!! Andrea quickly turns around and runs to the ropes!! She bounces back!! LOVE HAZE!!! RUNNING CORKSCREW NECKBREAKER!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET PULLS HIS HEAD BACK…
Flannery McCoy: THEN LAUNCHES HIS ELBOW FORWARD TO CATCH ANDREA VALENTINE WITH THE KISS TO THE HEAD BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE RIGHT AS SHE FLIPPED IN MID AIR!!! ANDREA CRASHES DOWN ONTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! SHE’S MOTIONLESS AS THE VISUAL PROPHET DROPS DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN!!!!!
ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Don Life’ by Big Sean featuring Lil Wayne hits, as The Visual Prophet rises up to his feet. The crowd cheers loudly as he is handed his World Heavyweight Championship. His arm is then raised by the referee.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. AND STILL!!!! EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What an incredible match between two of Dynasty’s finest competitors!!
Flannery McCoy: There were moments in this match where it looked like Andrea had the match won. She even managed to show how well she could break down a much larger opponent in The Visual Prophet, but unfortunately for her, he still found a way to successfully defend his championship here tonight.
Jake Mercer: The Visual Prophet has been on an absolute tear since Pain for Pride, and he’s definitely showing everyone why he’s been the face of Dynasty ever since!!
Stew-O: The Visual Prophet, the face of Dynasty?
Jake Mercer: Well, behind me and my dashing good looks of course, but I feel like I could spare some space for Big Viz.
Stew-O: ANYWAYS.. This was an incredible match and makes you wonder, who’s the next challenger for Viz and how well will they match up to him after seeing how close Andrea was to walking out with the title.
Flannery McCoy: We’ll find out soon enough, tune into Friday Night Dynasty to find out.. But as for now, congrats on the title defense Viz!!
(The Visual Prophet is seen inside the ring with his World Heavyweight Championship in air. He’s embracing the crowd and celebrating his victory with a smile on his face. After a moment, The Visual Prophet drops his championship down onto his shoulder, rolls under the bottom rope, and heads back up the entrance ramp. Viz then pats his World Heavyweight Championship before the screen fades to black)
(A commercial is shown for SportsClips starring Johnny Andrews and his magnificent hair)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break to show a completely different area of the World 1 Theatre. It’s a very fancy, crowded area with press all around taking pictures anticipating the events that are about to happen. It looks to be a press conference as Jake Mercer is seen standing in front of the tables at the front of the room with a smile on his face. He seems to be the one officiating the event as he smiles before he begins to speak)
Jake Mercer: Hello everyone, and welcome today to the press conference for the Specialists Championship match at Pain For Pride XIV! I thank all of you for joining us, from the people at NewsAtRingside to Fightless and Cultureaholic. It’s great to see all of you again after I was fired from your fine establishments before my job at the broadcasting booth for Elite Answers Wrestling after apparently “spreading propaganda” :wow:. But that’s not why we’re here today! We’re here today to talk about these three wonderful female elitists and I’m sure that’s why each of you are here today!
Jake Mercer: So to start with introductions, let’s begin with Ashley Flores.
(The entrance to the room is heard slamming open to the abrupt surprise of many. Before long Ashley Flores is seen strutting in with a big smirk on her face as she does so. She makes sure to turn her head so the camera gets a good look at her while also making a Championship gesture around her waist as she walks down the aisle. Jake holds out his hand but Ashley scoffs as she makes her way past him and takes his seat, crossing her legs on the table with a arrogant look on her face as well)
Jake Mercer: Well then, introducing next, Candice Blair.
(Candice Blair walks through the already ajar door as she waves around with a smile on her face. She takes a deep breath as she has a look of pure confidence on her face looking around at the scenery in front of her. She takes a look at Jake Mercer and shakes his head as she makes her way up and towards her seat. She slowly pulls her chair as she looks towards Ashley with a unhappy look on her face as she shakes her head and takes a seat afterwards as well)
Jake Mercer: And last but not least, your EAW Specialists Champion, Dr. Bethany Blue.
(Following up, lastly Dr. Bethany Blue makes her way into the room. She has the Specialists Championship around her shoulder as she takes it and raises it in the air, making her way down the halls confidently as she does so. She holds her Championship around making sure everyone gets a good look before making her way over to Jake Mercer. She takes out a glove and puts it on before shaking his head swiftly before letting go and tossing the glove away as she makes her way over and takes a seat in her chair from there, looking at the challengers next to her with disgust on her face)
Jake Mercer: Ladies, let me start off by saying thank you for joining me tonight. Usually if I offer an invitation to women they decline promptly, but I appreciate all of you for being here. If you ladies have any words to begin before we take questions, the floor is yours.
Dr. Bethany Blue: Being your Specialists Champion and the role model I am, why not kick this off and let the other bitches follow suit. Look at this beautiful Championship that I have in my possession, a title that NONE of you will have yourself. Compare the faces for a moment. Right next to me we have an overzealous newbie who has bitten off way more than she can chew, and that’s not good for your dental hygiene. And next to her, is the fourth Ava who has done nothing more than get moral victories over myself which mean absolutely nothing. Then me? I’m Dr. Bethany Blue! A phenomenon. Do I even need to go on about who I am in the first place? Everything is self explanatory and the Specialists Championship should be a testimony to my work. It completely shocks me how some people, certain people, think otherwise because of their little prim and perfect dreams that they hope to accomplish.
Candice Blair: Well between these two psychoes I don’t think I can afford a loss, especially at Pain For Pride. I’ve been working to get a moment like this for a long time and when I mean that nobody is going to stop me from doing that, frankly that’s more of an understatement than anything. If they don’t begin to realize that I’m not a big deal and a substantial threat in this matchup, then that’s on them, they’re going to have to face me head on regardless. I’m laying it all on the line and the only thing that each of them can do is catch up. No matter what happens, even if a certain someone decides it’s appropriate to attack me from behind. I will still show up to Los Angeles and kick some ass, and in the end get exactly what I want. My moment on top, and the Specialists Championship as well.
Ashley Flores: BORING! You dumbasses still have hope that either one of you are going to be the victors?! Don’t make me laugh :mjlol2:. You two are the definitions of losers and it’s beyond me how Bettie here has a title in the first place. It’s horrendous how down bad this division is, it needs a desperate face lift. And who better than Ashley Flores to do that?! THE BEST! The hero, in a crowd of zeroes. I don’t even need to tell you who’s gonna win, because it’s ME! We’ve already figured this out! When I take the title out of her crusty hands and give it the importance that it actually deserves thanks to me and only me?! Goddamn that’ll feel good, because I’m just that damn good!
Jake Mercer: :wow: Now that that’s out of the way you are free to take questions from anyone in attendance tonight.
(Jake looks around before pointing to someone as a skinny nerd with glasses pops his head out before standing up. He’s visibly shaking as he looks to his note card before looking up to the stage with a timid smile)
Reporter #1: M-my name is Amari… my question for Bethany is regarding your Specialists Championship run. How far are you willing to go to solidify yourself amongst the ranks of other legendary female holders of that title?
(Bethany rolls her eyes and shakes her head)
Dr. Bethany Blue: Is this even a question? All humans have a brain, use it! I’ve already proven just how good I am, with a win/loss record that can’t be compared to with nearly anyone, what makes the two idiots over here think they can size up? It doesn’t just go for them, it goes for any future competition that wants a shot at the Specialists Championship as well. Because believe me, I’m going to ensure that I have a very lengthy reign with this title. Elevating this title higher than anyone has before because I’m just simply and point-blank, great. I have shown just how much of a dominant force I can be with or without a title and now that I have this in my possession you better believe I welcome any challenger. Unfortunately any challenger I face seems to have a whole lot of empty space between their ears and that goes for Candice and Ashley here as well. By the end of this I will make sure that I’m undoubtedly the best Specialists Champion to ever grace this company, and it doesn’t work by ending it prematurely at Pain For Pride.
Jake Mercer: Thank you, next question.
(A hand quickly shoots up startling Jake as he points towards the person who slowly stands up)
Reporter #2: Hi.
Jake Mercer: Hi…?
Reporter #2: Oh sorry about that, my name is Jason and I have a question for both of the challengers in this match. What stands either of you out from the rest of the elitists in the back? I know everyone is hungry for something heading into Pain For Pride but what makes you different from the crowd?
Candice Blair: Well I don’t think that needs much explanation-
Ashley Flores: WELL! It’s not even a contest! I’m just better than each of them by a mile! But don’t feel sad because of it, when you’re as good as myself not many people can compare in the first place. I am simply an amazing woman that cannot be touched in any aspect of the ring and the problem is those two bozos sitting right next to me don’t see that. They don’t realize the raw talent I possess despite being the new girl on the block, and that’s fine! I didn’t really care about either of your opinions to begin with, the only thing I care about is what really matters and that’s the facts. And the fact is you might as well hand over that Specialists Championship to me because you’re looking at your new Champion right here!
Candice Blair: Are you done yet?
Ashley Flores: Nope!
Candice Blair: Great! 😄 Back to what I was saying before that psycho interrupted me. I think people fail to see just how great of a wrestler I am. People, like Bethany, like to say that the only purpose I serve is being the fourth Ava and honestly I could just laugh at that. My entire career the only thing I’ve done is left people completely shook at my abilities in the ring and I don’t think Pain For Pride is any exception to the rule. It’s something that I’ve prided myself on and will continue to do so regardless of the opponent. Bethany might think she’s some sort of phenomenon and she can believe whatever the hell she wants, but I have faced bigger and better and I have overcome the odds to their surprise. I have to send a message heading into Season 15, and let’s be honest here, what would be a better message than winning the Specialists Championship on the grandest stage?
Ashley Flores: HAH-
Candice Blair: Before you say anything you might regret, politely ✨ shut the fuck up. ✨
Dr. Bethany Blue: Honestly, I’m just speaking to a bunch of children.
Ashley Flores: Excuse you, both of you. You can’t be speaking to your future Champion like that. I don’t have time for petty conversations like this when we already know what’s fact and what’s fiction. Nobody has time for EITHER of you, they’re all focused on me!
Candice Blair: Do you ever say anything logical? Anything that makes the slightest of sense? I understand you’ve been trying to turn heads these past few weeks but that doesn’t happen by simply saying it and expecting things to happen because of it.
Jake Mercer: Ladies please-
Ashley Flores & Candice Blair: SHUT UP JAKE!
Jake Mercer: :mjcry:
Dr. Bethany Blue: Do you ladies have any sort of common sense? Or a grasp of reality might I add. There’s only been one person that has truly proven herself and risen to the occasion no matter what’s happened, not you, not you, but me. I have stepped up to the plate and no matter what the hell has happened throughout my career I have fought through them and shown just how dominant I can be. As in, I’ve done your whole schtick better than you Candice. I’ve fought everyone and I’ve beaten everyone, this Specialists Championship by the way isn’t just something that was handed to me. This was through literal blood, literal sweat, and literal tears. And all of you need to realize that by the time that Pain For Pride rolls around. There’s a clear and decisive winner out of all of this, and I’ll let you fill in the blanks yourself.
(Bethany takes her title and raises it up in the air, deciding she’s through with the press conference, standing up and walking out, completely leaving the room. Both Ashley and Candice look annoyed at one another and at the Champion as they both stand up and storm out themselves. Jake Mercer looks around and blinks twice, wondering where it all went wrong especially considering they were only able to get through two questions before it completely got out of hand. He waves for a moment before slowly backing out of the room awkwardly as the press is left confused as well, which is the last shot seen before Dynasty fades out to elsewhere)
(Dynasty comes back to the World 1 Theatre as the camera pans around the arena to show the buzzing virtual crowd. That interest turning to deafening boos as ‘Howl of The Departed’ by Nobou Uematsu blasts through the speakers of the arena. It isn’t long before none other than Limmy Monaghan makes his way out to the stage with a big smirk on his face. He has his arms spread out as he circles around showing his fancy navy blue suit with a smirk on his face along with a pair of sunglasses. He scans the arena with a cocky expression on his face before focusing in on the ring as he makes his way down the ramp)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen introducing at this time… LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week on Friday Night Dynasty, along with the rest of his Insurgency partners. Limmy beat the team of Jordan Payne, Mary S. Atlas, and Dray Fontana. But it’s clear he has bigger things on his mind than that, sitting at commentary for Andre Walker versus Myles, he firmly believes the Cash in The Vault briefcase is in his grasp. And I think that’s exactly why he’s out here for.
Flannery McCoy: Making a statement is exactly what you need to do heading into Pain For Pride week and that’s what Limmy seems to be doing tonight. Coming out here and laying it as it is. Limmy has shown his stripes and proven he has what it takes to be a main event competitor these past few months, I have no doubt that he’s in the running to be the winner of the Cash in The Vault match. But let’s not forget the challenges that pose themselves as he makes his way down the road to Pain For Pride.
Jake Mercer: Challenges? Please! Limmy has had his fair share of challengers in the past, have you heard of Mark Macias? Truly treacherous. Limmy has what it takes to be the next holder of the Cash in The Vault briefcase, trust me when I say it? When he has glorious hair like myself, he’s completely untouchable compared to those greasy sweats!
(Limmy makes his way to the bottom ramp as he smirks, looking towards the camera as he brags to the viewers at home before he makes his way around the ring. He takes a mic from the timekeeper’s area before jumping up onto the apron and making his way into the ring. He stands at the center of the ring with a confident look on his face as he dusts his suit. ‘Howl of The Departed’ fades out as Limmy begins to speak from there)
Limmy Monaghan: Cash in The Vault, I’ve shared my piece about this match but allow me to elaborate further. Elaborate about the odds that stack themselves against me heading into Pain For Pride. People look at this match and they see stars, people look at this match and they see the future. But if they had common sense, if they had a brain to think out of and eyes to see, they’d know there’s only one person to center your attention on. That’s me, because I’m going to win the Cash in The Vault briefcase. I’m dead set on winning it because of the stakes. Because of the circumstances surrounding my purpose in this match. For too long now I’ve watched success pass me by. From Grand Rampage in the Grand Rampage match to Battle of Egypt in the No Way Out match, it’s a bitter pill to swallow to know that I don’t have a slice of the pie myself. Watching Impact of all people fight for a World Championship, it just makes me sick to my stomach to see how low the bar seems to be here on Friday Night Dynasty and I’m nowhere near reaching it. I’m out here to prove otherwise. I’ve heard things being repeated over and over again to a nonexistent end, and it’s that I’m not who I say I am. I’ve “resorted myself to riding the coattail of Jake Smith” and the only thing I’m really good at doing is flip flopping between tag teams because I’m insecure. It’s time people open their eyes to the truth, and it’s that I am worth much more than what people place down on me. And the only way I can really see myself doing that is by securing my spot on the top of the ladder, literally and metaphorically. Inserting into a World Championship matchup whenever the hell I desire, nobody in that Cash in The Vault match deserves it but me. Nobody deserves a spotlight but Insurgency.
(Limmy closes his eyes and spreads his arms out once more as the crowd continues to boo loudly for the elitist. His smirk only grows as he brings his hands back down to his side and continues to speak from there)
Limmy Monaghan: Nobody deserves it more than me, Jamie O’Hara endorsed, and they should get it into their goddamn head. I’ve main evented, I’ve been in marquee matches, I’ve been the star, contrary to belief I am ready to be the top dog much more than Xander Payne could ever muster out post lipo. Lethal Consequences? Mr. DEDEDE? Adam Lucas? Impact? Bar none, I am the answer to all your questions and simply the truth. You can look towards Constance Blevins, Myles, Justin Windgate, Jon Kelton, anyone in this match, but we all know that I am simply better than each and everyone of them. I don’t know what’s stopping any of you from believing that I fit the quota. Since day one I’ve proven myself, from Unified Tag Team Champion to PURE Champion I have reigned every brand that I’ve stood on with an iron fist. I am mentally, physically, and athletically better than anyone else yet despite that I haven’t got my moment. Despite that people like to look at other people and acknowledge them as the best yet not look at me and see your King. People like Andre Walker…
(Limmy takes a deep breath as he says his name, a long pause is given between his words as the smile slowly fades from his face. The crowd begins to cheer now for the longest reigning New Breed Champion as Limmy shakes his head and continues to speak through the noise)
Limmy Monaghan: There are two people that have qualified on the Dynasty brand and it makes me sick to my stomach to know that I’m not the favorite out of that category. Recently there’s been this hype surrounding Andre Walker and Albert Hitchman and it just makes me hurl. He’s the most overhyped piece of shit known to man because he bulked up and finally grew some balls to reach the next level. Despite that people love to say that he’s going to win the Cash in The Vault briefcase, why? Because he’s Andre Walker. And I’ve witnessed it first hand last week and trust me, he isn’t shit. He’s less of a man than I am and I just wanted to clear that up before we moved on. Andre Walker thinks he’s the one that’s going to take the throne? He thinks he’s the one that’s going to be the next big thing in professional wrestling? Well it’s obvious he hasn’t met me. I’ve got your number Andre and it’s time people begin to realize that you’re nothing more than a boy in a man’s world. When I completely kill your hype and shatter your dreams in front of millions on the grandest stage of them all, it’s going to feel absolutely great. I’m going to love every second of it. And when Jake beats that equally overhyped and washed up fool by the name of Tyler Parker along with Donovan Duke taking the 24/7 Battle Royal by storm, Insurgency is going to be on top. Not Andre Walker, not anyone else in that goddamn match, us.
(The crowd boos once more at the prospect of Insurgency winning everything at Pain For Pride. Each of them winning their own separate matches could set them up for big things and Insurgency having a vice grip on whatever brand they show up on in Elite Answers Wrestling is something that could put a bad taste in anyone’s mouth. But Limmy doesn’t care, in fact he’s as cocky as ever after saying that, allowing the crowd to boo and ooze their negativity)
Limmy Monaghan: And I know each and everyone of you will love it. When Season 15 rolls around and it’s truly Insurgency’s time, where will the same repeated notion be that we’re worth nothing? We’re not just a spoke on the wheel at this point, we’re the entire wheel and it’s time people began to take notice. Interpret us as exactly who we proclaim to be and that’s the best that EAW has to offer. Leading this company to the future unlike anyone else could. And it all starts with our success at Pain For Pride. And let me tell all of you right now who have some ounce of hope left vesseled in their system, absolutely nothing will stop us from doing just that. Everyone has taken their best shot already, from Ryan Adams to Adam Lucas to MITSUBACHI ultimately we still stand united today. We still rise above the rest and are at positions that people could only dream about being in. That’s all you need to know about Insurgency. We’re not a dead in the water group that has accomplished little to nothing since our formation, we are nothing less than the undisputed future of not just the Dynasty brand but the entirety of EAW as a whole. And there is nothing that anyone can say about that, not Tyler Parker, not anyone in the 24/7 Battle Royal, not anyone in the Cash in The Vault match. NOBODY! Because if there’s a saying that still stays true to this day, it’s the fact that you cannot stop the inevitable. And the inevitable is Insurgency standing on top in every single aspect. Including myself, and while it’s not going to be easy, it’s exactly what I desire. Because finally, I can get my Pain For Pride moment. It’s funny how last year at Pain For Pride I found myself on the losing end, unable to capture the Unified Tag Team Championships with my partner Mark Macias, but look how the tables have turned since then. I’ve redeemed myself and I’ve become better, I’ve grown stronger. And ultimately, I am closer than ever to reaching my destiny and finally becoming everything that everyone has said I would. When I finally walk into Pain For Pride, the grandest stage of them all, the stairway to immortality, consider each and everyone of you put on notice. For the competitors in the Cash in The Vault match? The only true purpose they serve is to be a number, and nothing more than that. Victims to my reign, and a stepstool to my true potential. And that’s holding the Cash in The Vault briefcase high in the air and proclaiming myself to be exactly what I know I am, a spot only fit for one, and that’s your King.
Limmy Monaghan: Kneel.
(‘Howl of The Departed’ once again plays up as Limmy spreads his arms out with a even bigger smirk on his face as the boos continue to grow for the Insurgency prospect. He looks towards the hard camera and trash talks before posing as he shakes his head. Continuing to showboat and bask in all the hate he’s being given as he climbs up to the top rope and poses as well, the crowd not having it whatsoever. Limmy jumps off and rolls out of the ring as he makes his way up the ramp, the last shot is of him once again taunting on the stage before making his way back to the backstage area as Dynasty fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial is shown for the Cash in The Vault match at Pain For Pride)
[SCREENBAR: The Visual Prophet vs Chris Elite w/Veena Adams as Special Guest Referee – Operation: Doomsday 2021]
(The camera fades into the EAW Performance Center, as Stephie Love stands in the middle of the ring.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen.. The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first… Please welcome the Special Guest Referee, VEEEEENNNAAAAAAA AAAAAAADDDDDAAAAMMMSSS!!!!!!!!
(‘ME’ by Taylor Swift and Brendon Urie hits, and the socially distanced crowd immediately begins booing as loud as possible as Veena Adams steps out to the stage. She completely ignores the crowd, keeping a smirk on her face as she begins walking down the ramp, knowing that she has the power to dictate how the match goes. As Veena steps into the ring the crowd continues booing, only getting louder.)
Stew-O: Veena Adams, the now co-general manager of Dynasty. I’ll be honest guys, I don’t know how to feel about her being the referee.
Flannery McCoy: Well she said she’d be the referee for this match to make sure nothing goes down between the two, especially with them suppressing Chris Elite’s Gawd Contract usage. Besides, she doesn’t seem to be a big fan of either him or Viz. What is she gonna do, just not count at all?
Stew-O: If Veena wanted to do that she could, and that’s what I’m worried about. That, or she could do what she did during Elite’s match against Andrea Valentine and end it prematurely.
Flannery McCoy: Guess we’ll just have to wait and see.
(‘44 Bulldog’ by Pop Smoke hits, and the socially distanced crowd gives off a big mixed reaction as Chris Elite begins walking to the stage. He looks at Veena Adams and is immediately irritated by her presence, but he knows that he can’t do anything to her thanks to the power she has over Dynasty, so he tries his best to ignore her as he begins making his way down the ramp. He doesn’t have the Bozo Victims Unit alongside him either, aiming to defeat the Visual Prophet on his own as he finally enters the ring.)
Stephie Love: Making his way to the ring… From Brooklyn, New York… Weighing in at 210 pounds…. “GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS” CHRRRIIISSSSS EEEELLIITTTTTTEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: Not gonna lie I can’t help but feel for Chris Elite here. He had his match against Andrea Valentine unfairly cut off by the same woman calling his match tonight, and on top of all that he’s not even allowed to use the Gawd Contract that he earned. I can see why he’s been frustrated, but hopefully this doesn’t stop him from being on his A game, because anything less won’t be enough to defeat the Visual Prophet.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, I can’t help but feel like the odds were purposefully stacked against Elite, but he’s still Chris Elite. I don’t believe that Veena’s appearance will be enough to stop Chris from performing at his best. I think he still stands a pretty good chance tonight to be honest.
Jake Mercer: Really? After Prophetic Visions do you two really think Chris Elite is gonna dethrone Viz? The man had Snoop Dogg tackle Drake out of a building, has Chris Elite ever done that?
Stew-O: I think you mean Soulja Boy.. But that’s not important. You’re right, Viz is capable of some insane things but this isn’t a Prophetic Visions match. I don’t think Chris is gonna have to worry about Soulja Boy making an appearance any time soon.
(’30 Day Run’ By Larry June then begins to play, and the crowd immediately shifts to cheers. Chris Elite waits in the ring, clearly not amused as the Visual Prophet walks out to the stage. Despite having a title defense coming up in mere moments, he has a smile on his face as he begins walking down the ramp with the World Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder. He doesn’t pay much attention to Veena Adams either, almost ignoring her presence as he continues making his way to the ring with his World Championship.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… Residing in Engadine, Michigan… Weighing in at 265 pounds…. HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… TTTHHEEEEE VVIIIIISSSUUUUAAALLLLLL PPRRROOOOOPPHHHEEETTTTT!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Speaking of Viz, can we really guarantee that Veena and Viz won’t work together or anything like that? I know Viz said all that about not needing her, but what if he only said that to throw Chris off?
Flannery McCoy: Would Viz really need such a plan like that just to screw over Chris Elite? He’s defeated him before, and Viz is an even better competitor than he was a year ago. Besides, I don’t think I can see Veena wanting to work with Viz again.
Jake Mercer: Viz is winning this match, that’s all I know. Whether it’s because Veena helps him or because it’s clean, Vizzy’s got this one.
Stew-O: Well… Alright then. Here we go.
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: Here we go! The main event of Operation: Doomsday! Chris Elite versus The Visual Prophet for the World Heavyweight Championship! Veena Adams is the Special Guest Referee, and honestly I’m worried to see how this’ll play out! When it comes to matches like this the referee usually ends up taking sides and costing someone the match, but apparently Veena is here to make sure there’s no funny business! I’ll be honest, I don’t know how much I really believe that knowing how Veena can be, but I guess we’re just gonna have to see for ourselves! Chris and Viz now beginning to close the gap between them-
Flannery McCoy: BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!
Jake Mercer: DOESN’T CONNECT!! VIZ CAUGHT ELITE’S FOOT! VIZ JUST CAUGHT HIS FOOT AND NOW HE SPINS HIM AROUND! KISS TO THE HEAD!!!
Flannery McCoy: THAT DOESN’T CONNECT EITHER! CHRIS DUCKED THE ELBOW STRIKE AND NOW HE RUNS THE ROPES AND HITS VIZ WITH A HUGE DROPKICK! Viz backing up into the opposite pair of ropes, BUT AS HE BOUNCES OFF OF THEM HE HITS CHRIS WITH A CLOTHESLINE JUST AS HE GOT TO HIS FEET! What a start so far from these two!
Stew-O: The two locking up but that doesn’t last very long as Viz immediately manages to power Chris into the corner! Chris Elite is no pushover and he’s shown incredible feats of strength, but it doesn’t really surprise me that Viz has the advantage here. Viz keeping Chris there and of course that prompts Veena to have to get involved- BUT BEFORE SHE COULD MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO SEPARATE THE TWO CHRIS PUSHED VIZ AWAY AND KICKED HIM IN THE MIDSECTION! Chris grabbing Viz by the head now before running up the turnbuckles, AND HE GOES FOR A TORNADO DDT-
Flannery McCoy: WAIT, VIZ MANAGED TO KEEP CHRIS UP! VIZ LIFTS CHRIS UP JUST BEFORE HE COULD CONNECT WITH THE DDT, AND NOW HE CHARGES INTO THE CORNER! VIZ JUST RAMMED CHRIS INTO THE TURNBUCKLES! Over a year ago these two had a series of matches with their biggest happening at Midsummer Massacre, but this might just surpass that, especially when Dynasty’s top Championship is on the line! Viz going into the opposite corner as Chris is still stunned at the turnbuckles, and now he charges in! VIZ WITH A HUGE SPLAS- CHRIS MOVED OUT OF THE WAY! CHRIS MANAGED TO AVOID THE RUNNING SPLASH AND NOW HE CHARGES TOWARDS VIZ!
Jake Mercer: WHAT A HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE!! Chris just hit Viz with a huge boot and now he pulls him down to the mat with a snapmare! Chris running the ropes now, AND HE HITS VIZ WITH A HUGE PENALTY KICK… AND HE FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT! COVER BY ELITE!
OOOONNN-
Stew-O: Quick kick out by the World Heavyweight Champion! Chris not giving Viz a chance to recover though as he immediately puts him in a rear chinlock! Viz isn’t struggling much to get back to his feet as he has quite the size advantage and we’re still early on in this match, but as he gets up Chris manages to transition into a sleeper hold!
Flannery McCoy: This is a smart strategy to try and tire Viz out, but Viz is clearly not having any of it as he manages to pull one of Chris’ arms off of him before taking him down with an arm drag! Chris manages to get back to his feet but he stumbles back towards the ropes, and now Viz is charging right towards him, looking to send him over the-
Jake Mercer: CHRIS JUST PULLED DOWN THE ROPES! CHRIS JUST SENT VIZ OVER THE TOP ROPE AND CAUSED HIM TO FLY OUT OF THE RING! What a counter by Chris! That nearly ended very badly for the Visual Prophet but luckily he was able to and safely, ALTHOUGH I DON’T THINK THAT MATTERS NOW AS CHRIS IS RUNNING THE ROPES! VIZ ONLY JUST GOT BACK TO HIS FEET, I DON’T KNOW HOW HE’S GONNA GET OUT OF THIS ONE! CHRIS CHARGING IN, AND HE SOARS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A FOSBURY FLOP JUST LIKE HE DID TO BREAK THE RECORD AT THE 2016 OLY-
Stew-O: VIZ CAUGHT HIM!?!? VIZ JUST CAUGHT CHRIS!!! VIZ CAUGHT CHRIS ELITE JUST AS HE ATTEMPTED A FOSBURY FLOP, AND NOW HE’S CHARGING TOWARDS THE RING POST- BUT CHRIS MANAGES TO SLIP BEHIND VIZ BEFORE PUSHING HIM INTO THE POST! Chris now hopping onto the apron as Viz is still on his feet, AND HE TAKES VIZ DOWN WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! CHRIS NOW ROLLING VIZ INTO THE RING, BUT NOW HE’S CLIMBING UP TOP, WHAT’S HE THINKING NOW!?
Flannery McCoy: FROG SPLASH!!! THAT HAD TO TAKE A LOT OUT OF VIZ!! CHRIS GOING FOR ANOTHER COVER AND IT LOOKS LIKE VEENA’S DOING HER JOB! THIS MIGHT BE THE END OF VIZ’S TITLE REIGN!!
OOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: VIZ KICKS OUT JUST BEFORE TWO! That wasn’t enough to get the job done, of course it wasn’t enough! Say whatever you want about this man, but he’s the World Heavyweight Champion for a reason and it’s not just because of Prophetic Visions! This is the same man that defeated both Charlie Marr and Jamie O’Hara early this year, of course this isn’t finished yet! Chris is gonna have to bring a lot more to the table if he wants to put Viz away.
Stew-O: Well it looks like Chris plans to do just that! Chris is picking Viz up and.. IS HE TRYING TO SET UP FOR A POWERBOMB!? WHAT IS CHRIS THINKING!? CHRIS TRIES TO LIFT VIZ UP- BUT VIZ IS ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET BEFORE LIFTING CHRIS OVER HIS HEAD- WAIT A SECOND! CHRIS WITH A SUNSET FLIP BOMB, AND HE KEEPS VIZ IN PLACE FOR THE PIN!! CHRIS IS GONNA TRY AND STEAL THE WIN AND THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
OOOOONNNNEEEEE!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: VIZ KICKS OUT AGAIN- AND HE IMMEDIATELY GRABS CHRIS AND PULLS HIM UP, BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! It looks like Viz somehow turned this match towards his favor, and now Chris manages to get back up- JUST TO BE HIT WITH ANOTHER BELLY TO BELLY! Chris is somehow finding his way back to his feet, but now he stumbles into the corner which is exactly where Viz wants him! Viz charging in, AND HE CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING CLOTHESLINE!
Jake Mercer: IT LOOKS LIKE VIZ IS AIMING TO HIT CHRIS WITH A POWERBOMB OF HIS OWN NOW! VIZ HAS CHRIS UP AND HE’S WALKING TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING, BUT CHRIS IS PUNCHING AWAY AT VIZ’S HEAD! CHRIS IS TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO GET OUT OF VIZ’S ARMS BUT VIZ JUST WON’T LET GO OF HIM! VIZ DOESN’T SEEM TO BE PHASED BY THE PUNCHES, AND NOW HE DROPS CHRIS WITH A HUGE POWERBOMB, BUT I DON’T THINK HE’S STOPPING THERE! HE HASN’T LET GO OF CHRIS YET, WHAT’S HE THINKING!?
Stew-O: VIZ IS PICKING CHRIS BACK UP AND CHARGING TOWARDS THE CORNER!! BUCKLE BOMB BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! CHRIS FALLING OUT OF THE CORNER, AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT VIZ JUST PLANTED CHRIS WITH A SPINEBUSTER!! VIZ GOING FOR THE COVER, AND THAT HONESTLY MAY BE IT FOR THIS MATCH ALREADY!
OOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: CHRIS GETS THE SHOULDER UP- AND NOW VIZ IMMEDIATELY GRABS HIM BY THE WAIST BEFORE GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET! VIZ NOW WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! Neither man is giving the other a chance to breathe here! Chris somehow kicked out after two powerbomb variations and Viz immediately went right back on the offensive! These two know each other, so of course they know it’ll take a lot if they want to put this match to rest! Chris is in trouble right now, and things aren’t looking better for him as Viz grabs him from behind, AND GOES FOR ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLE-
Jake Mercer: CHRIS MANAGED TO LAND ON HIS FEET!! WHAT!? HOW IS HE EVEN CAPABLE OF STANDING AFTER WHAT HE JUST WENT THROUGH!? VIZ TURNING AROUND TO CHRIS- BICYCLE KICK BY ELITE!! VIZ IS BACKED INTO THE RING ROPES AND NOW CHRIS BEGINS RUNNING THE ROPES- BEFORE SENDING VIZ OVER THE TOP WITH A CLOTHESLINE, BUT WAIT!! VIZ MANAGES TO STAY ON THE APRON!!
Stew-O: Chris attempts to grab Viz while he’s on the apron- BUT VIZ HITS HIM WITH A HUGE FOREARM! NOW IT’S VIZ GRABBING ELITE, AND HE MANAGES TO LIFT HIM OVER THE ROPES TO PULL HIM OUT TO THE APRON WITH HIM! CHRIS PUSHES HIMSELF OFF OF VIZ AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE ON THE APRON! CHRIS NOW WITH AN ELBOW, BUT VIZ QUICKLY RETALIATES WITH A FOREARM! CHRIS IS BACKED UP INTO THE RING POST, AND NOW VIZ CHARGES IN!!
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS JUST JUMPED OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE RING, CAUSING VIZ TO NEARLY COLLIDE WITH THE RING POST! VIZ TURNING TOWARDS CHRIS- AND BEFORE HE HAS ANY TIME TO REACT CHRIS HITS ANOTHER HUGE BICYCLE KICK, AND THIS ONE SENDS VIZ OFF OF THE APRON, AND CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE! CHRIS RUNNING THE ROPES ONCE AGAIN IMMEDIATELY AFTER VIZ COLLIDED WITH THE BARRICADE AS HE’S STILL SOMEHOW ON HIS FEET, BUT NOW CHRIS TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A HUGE TOPE CON HILO!!! What a move by the challenger!
Veena Adams: One…. Two… Three…
Jake Mercer: I have to admit I’m a bit surprised Veena has been impartial so far but I guess I’ll have to wait and see if that changes. Right now Chris is in control of this match as he brings Viz back to his feet, JUST TO RAM HIM INTO THE RING APRON! Viz stays on his feet but he’s clearly not in good shape right now! Chris grabbing Viz now, AND THIS TIME HE SENDS HIM RIGHT BACK INTO THE BARRICADE! THAT ONE DROPPED VIZ, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE CHRIS STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HIM JUST YET! Chris knows he has to get a bit nasty when facing a guy like the Visual Prophet so that’s what he’s gonna do! Chris pulling Viz back up, AND HE SENDS HIM INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!!
Veena Adams: Four… Five…
Stew-O: We’re at a count of five and right now it looks like Chris still has the upper hand! Viz looks out of it after being sent into the steel steps like that! Chris still isn’t finished yet though, what’s he doing!? Chris is pulling Viz back to his feet and grabs him from behind- BEFORE TOSSING VIZ HEAD FIRST INTO THE PLEXIGLASS WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! VIZ JUST BOUNCED OFF THE PLEXIGLASS AND I HAVE TO THINK HE’S OUT AFTER SOMETHING LIKE THAT! CHRIS ROLLING VIZ INTO THE RING AND THIS HAS TO BE IT!
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS JUMPS ONTO THE APRON, BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH!!! CHRIS DELIVERED THAT TO PERFECTION AND NOW’S HIS CHANCE TO WIN THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE SECOND TIME IN HIS CAREER!! THE COVER BY ELITE!!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: VIZ GETS THE SHOULDER UP AGAIN!! Somehow these two men just won’t quit! After their last few matches a year ago I guess we should’ve expected a big fight tonight out of these two but I don’t think we were all expecting this big of one! Chris pulls Viz back to his feet before putting him in the front facelock, AND I THINK CHRIS IS GOING FOR A SUPLEX OR SOMETHING BUT VIZ WON’T LET HIM CONNECT WITH IT! VIZ PULLED HIMSELF DOWN ONTO HIS FEET AND NOW HE PICKS CHRIS UP!!!
Stew-O: BUT NOW CHRIS PULLS HIMSELF DOWN BEFORE PULLING VIZ UP, AND HE JUST HIT THE VISUAL PROPHET WITH A BRAINBUSTER!!! CHRIS ISN’T FINISHED YET EITHER AS HE’S ROLLING BACK UP TO HIS FEET, AND NOW HE JUST DELIVERED POSSIBLY ONE OF THE BIGGEST NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEXES OF HIS CAREER!! CHRIS WITH ANOTHER COVER AND THIS ONE MIGHT JUST GET THE JOB DONE!!!
OOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: VIZ KICKS OUT AGAIN!!! You can only imagine the frustration starting to build in Chris Elite right now, but he’s doing a great job of not letting it get the best of him! I can only imagine what he’s thinking right now, especially with everything that’s happened to him over the past few weeks on Dynasty! Chris might be able to make it all worth it tonight though, all he needs to do is defeat the Visual Prophet! Chris somehow lifts Viz up onto his shoulders, AND HE CHARGES TO THE CORNER! 44 BULLDOG!!
Jake Mercer: VIZ JUST SLIPPED OUT OF CHRIS’ ARMS AT THE LAST SECOND! HE WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING HIT BY THE LAWN DART BUT HE JUST BARELY MANAGED TO AVOID IT- VDT!!! VDT BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!! WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM!?!? VIZ WAS JUST OUT OF IT MOMENTS AGO BUT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S FOUND A WAY TO RETAIN HIS TITLE! VIZ WITH THE COVER AND THIS MATCH IS OVER, THIS HAS TO BE THE END OF THE MATCH!!
OOOOONNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Stew-O: CHRIS BARELY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!! Viz looking over at Veena, and I think Viz thought he had the match won but Veena is assuring him that Chris kicked out in time! Viz turning his attention back to Chris though, AND NOW HE PUTS HIM IN A CAMEL CLUTCH!! YOU DON’T SEE THIS VERY OFTEN, BUT IN A MATCH LIKE THIS AGAINST AN OPPONENT LIKE CHRIS ELITE YOU HAVE TO PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS, AND RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE MIGHT BE FORCING ELITE TO TAP OUT!! I don’t know how Chris is going to find a way out of this one, I think we’re reaching the end!
Flannery McCoy: Chris is reaching out to try and grab the ropes but he’s nowhere near them, and even if he wanted to try and crawl to them he can’t while in a submission like this one! Chris is just stuck in the center of the ring forced to endure the camel clutch, and if he can’t find a way to get out of it I think it’s safe to say Viz has this match won, because even if Chris doesn’t tap he can only last so long until he can’t take anymore and passes out! This isn’t good for the challenger at all!
Jake Mercer: Chris is beginning to struggle less and less, I think he’s starting to fade! This isn’t the conventional way for Viz to win matches, but after what Viz did back at Pain for Pride or even what he did to Chris at Midsummer Massacre last year, it’s safe to say that nothing about this man is conventional! I didn’t expect the main event of the evening to be this short but so be it! That’s it! This match is over, the Visual Prophet retains-
Stew-O: WHAT’S CHRIS DOING!? HOW!? CHRIS ELITE, HE’S STILL IN THIS MATCH, AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO GET TO HIS FEET!! VIZ IS 265 POUNDS, IT SHOULDN’T BE POSSIBLE FOR CHRIS TO GET BACK UP WHILE HE’S ON HIS BACK HOLDING HIM IN THAT SUBMISSION!! CHRIS MANAGED TO GET UP TO A KNEE SOMEHOW, AND NOW HE’S BACK UP TO HIS FEET WITH VIZ STILL ON HIS BACK!!
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS CHARGING INTO THE CORNER, AND HE THROWS HIMSELF BACK FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES, RAMMING VIZ INTO THEM!! How!?!? How did Chris Elite just pull that off!? I didn’t think he had something like that in him, but I guess he knew he couldn’t let himself go out like that. What an amazing performance already by both men, and I’m willing to bet that this match isn’t close to being over yet! Chris Elite is a former World Heavyweight Champion and he’s defeated the Visual Prophet before, I don’t see Viz putting him away very easily now!
Jake Mercer: This obviously isn’t the same Viz from Showdown last season! You’ve got to give the man credit for escaping that submission but he isn’t in the clear just yet! Both Viz and Chris are back on their feet, and I’m willing to bet that all that was nothing to Viz-
Stew-O: HEAD SHOT BY CHRIS!! CHRIS KNEW VIZ WASN’T DOWN, AND HE JUST DROPPED HIM WITH THE PELE KICK!!! CHRIS LOOKING TO GO FOR THE COVER, BUT VIZ JUST SHOWED EXCELLENT RING AWARENESS AS HE ROLLED OUT ONTO THE APRON!! Chris is able to pull Viz back into the ring but I’ve got to imagine that Viz bought all the time he needed, and Chris seems to feel the same way as he climbs up to the top rope instead of going for the cover!
Flannery McCoy: Chris is up top… AND HE GOES FOR A NORMAL 450 SPLASH BUT VIZ ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! CHRIS MANAGES TO ROLL BACK TO HIS FEET THOUGH, AND NOW HE CHARGES TOWARDS VIZ WHO USES THE ROPES TO PULL HIMSELF BACK UP- KISS TO THE HEAD!!
Jake Mercer: IT DOESN’T CONNECT!! ONCE AGAIN CHRIS MANAGED TO DUCK IT, AND THIS TIME HE KICKS VIZ INTO THE CORNER BEFORE CHARGING IN, AND HITTING THE OPEN YA MATA!! CHRIS JUST HIT VIZ WITH THE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE WHILE IN THE CORNER, AND NOW CHRIS GOES BACK UP TOP AS VIZ DROPS TO THE MAT!
Stew-O: SHOOTING STAR PRESS BY CHRIS ELITE!!! WHAT A MOVE, AND IT LOOKS LIKE THAT TOOK A LOT OUT OF CHRIS AFTER BEING IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH FOR SO LONG, BUT HE’S FINALLY ABLE TO PULL HIMSELF ON TOP OF VIZ! I THINK THIS MAY BE IT! WE MIGHT HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
OOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! WE STILL HAVE NO WINNER, NOT YET!!! VIZ KICKED OUT!!! VIZ JUST KICKED OUT OF BOTH THE JUMPING KNEE AND THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS, ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? What are these two made out of? How are they still kicking out of moves like that?
Jake Mercer: Chris’ hall of fame ring speaks for itself, and we all know what Viz is capable of. This was never going to be a short match! Chris now pulling Viz back to his feet… AND I THINK HE’S TRYING TO PUT VIZ IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR! CHRIS IS TRYING TO SET UP FOR THE FUSION DANCE, IF THIS CONNECTS CHRIS MIGHT JUST PROVE ME WRONG- BUT IT LOOKS LIKE VIZ WON’T LET THAT HAPPEN!
Stew-O: VIZ IS FIGHTING OUT OF THE ELECTRIC CHAIR, AND SOMEHOW HE FOUND A WAY TO GET OUT OF IT! VIZ MANAGED TO ESCAPE THE ELECTRIC CHAIR BUT AFTER WHAT HE JUST TOOK HE’S NOT QUICK TO CAPITALIZE, AND CHRIS IS ABLE TO IMMEDIATELY GO BACK AFTER HIM WITH AN ENZUIGIRI, CAUSING HIM TO STUMBLE TOWARDS THE CORNER! Chris backing up into the opposite corner before charging in, AND HE HITS THE JOHN WOO DROPKI- WAIT A SECOND! OH MY GOD!!!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ JUST CAUGHT CHRIS BY ONE OF HIS LEGS AND LOCKED IN A STANDING VIZ-LOCK!!! VIZ IMMEDIATELY PULLING CHRIS INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING, AND THERE’S NO WAY CHRIS COULD’VE SEEN THAT COMING, HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT OUT OF THIS NOW!? JUST WHEN CHRIS HAD THE UPPER HAND, VIZ MANAGED TO PULL OUT ARGUABLY THE MOST DANGEROUS MOVE IN HIS ARSENAL AFTER WHAT HE’S ACCOMPLISHED USING THIS!
Jake Mercer: THIS IS THE SAME MOVE THAT TOOK SIERRA BRADFORD OUT OF ACTION MONTHS AGO!! VIZ IS STILL USING THE STANDING VARIATION OF THE MOVE BUT I DON’T THINK THAT MAKES MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE WHEN YOU WERE CAUGHT OFF GUARD THE SAME WAY CHRIS WAS! I KNOW WHAT I SAID EARLIER ABOUT THIS MATCH NOT ENDING SOON, BUT I MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE THAT BACK NOW!
Stew-O: CHRIS IS TRYING TO REACH TO THE ROPES, BUT LOOK AT THE SIZE DIFFERENCE HERE! CHRIS ISN’T MAKING IT ANYWHERE JUST LIKE HE COULDN’T WHILE HE WAS IN THE CAMEL CLUTCH! IF VIZ REALLY WANTED TO HE COULD BREAK CHRIS’ ANKLE RIGHT NOW! VIZ HAS CONTROL OF THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW, AND I DON’T SEE THIS GOING ON MUCH LONGER UNLESS CHRIS HAS SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE!! CHRIS MIGHT JUST HAVE TO TAP OUT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: It’s a sad way to have to go out, but the Viz-lock might be one of the most dangerous submissions in the company today! Chris is trying as hard as he possibly can to get to the ropes, but I don’t know how he expects to get anywhere on one foot! Chris needs to just end this already, he’s just gonna hurt himself more if he keeps trying to fight out of this!
Jake Mercer: I remember back in the Vietnam War Viz would kill his enemies just by putting them in the Viz-lock! If Viz keeps this up Chris might suffer the same fate! Props to Chris for lasting as long as he has against the Visual Prophet, but this is it! Game over! Veena needs to just do the same thing she did when Chris faced Andrea and ring the bell already so Chris doesn’t get hurt any more than he needs to-
Stew-O: SPINNING HEEL KICK BY ELITE!!! CHRIS JUST KICKED VIZ’S HANDS OFF OF HIM! CHRIS JUST MANAGED TO ESCAPE THE VIZ-LOCK, BUT VIZ IMMEDIATELY IS GOING BACK FOR MORE OFFENSE AS HE LIFTS CHRIS UP FOR ANOTHER POWERBOMB- JUST FOR CHRIS TO COUNTER IT WITH A HUGE HURRICANRANA! HOW IS CHRIS ELITE STILL IN THIS MATCH!? It feels like we’ve had to ask this so much about both Chris and Viz, and that just speaks volumes on how much these two have put each other through!
Flannery McCoy: Viz is back in the corner, and Chris is going back towards him but you could see he’s still feeing the effects of the Viz-lock as he has a bit of a limp in his walk! Chris now, HE’S LIFTING VIZ UP TO THE TOP ROPE! WHAT’S CHRIS DOING!? CHRIS IS CLIMBING UP TO JOIN VIZ ON THE TOP ROPE, AND I THINK HE’S GONNA TRY TO HIT A SUPERPLEX!! IF HE CONNECTS WITH THAT SURELY THE MATCH HAS TO COME TO AN END! CHRIS IS TRYING TO PUT VIZ IN THE FRONT FACELOCK, BUT VIZ IS HAVING NONE OF IT!
Jake Mercer: VIZ IS TRYING TO KNOCK CHRIS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE, BUT CHRIS IS FIGHTING BACK! VIZ PUNCHED CHRIS IN THE MIDSECTION BUT CHRIS RETALIATED WITH A HUGE FOREARM! VIZ WITH ANOTHER PUNCH- AND CHRIS GOES FOR ANOTHER FOREARM BUT VIZ BLOCKS IT BEFORE PUNCHING CHRIS AGAIN, CAUSING CHRIS TO DROP DOWN TO THE BOTTOM TURNBUCKLE! VIZ NOW PULLING CHRIS UP HIMSELF… WHAT IS HE DOING!?!?
Stew-O: VIZ HAS CHRIS UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION ON THE TOP ROPE, PLEASE TELL ME HE’S NOT ABOUT TO DO THIS! THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH!! VIZ HAS CHRIS UP IN POSITION, AND NOW IT’S CHRIS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT OF IT BUT VIZ ISN’T BUDGING!! VIZ ISN’T LETTING GO OF CHRIS, I THINK THIS IT IT!! VIZ WITH A TOP ROPE POWERB-
Flannery McCoy: TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA BY CHRIS ELITE!!!! CHRIS JUST HIT A HURRICANRANA SENDING VIZ OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING BEFORE VIZ COULD GO THROUGH WITH THE POWERBOMB!!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN ON THE MAT BUT THAT DOESN’T LAST LONG AS CHRIS GETS BACK UP AND IMMEDIATELY GOES BACK TO THE TOP! I DON’T KNOW IF IT WAS THE BEST DECISION FOR HIM TO NOT GO FOR THE COVER, BUT AT THIS POINT VIZ MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO AVOID WHATEVER’S COMING NEXT!
Jake Mercer: AIMIN’ FOR THE MOON!!!! THE 630 SENTON CONNECTS!!! THAT’S IT!!! THAT’S GOTTA BE IT!!!! VIZ IS DONE!!! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!! CHRIS IS GOING FOR THE COVER AND THERE’S NO WAY VIZ IS KICKING OUT!! CONGRATULATIONS CHRIS ELITE!!!
OOOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Stew-O: THAT’S IT!!! DYNASTY HAS A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!! CHRIS ELITE WINS- Wait a second. No way!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ GOT HIS FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE! THE MATCH IS STILL ON!! THIS MATCH IS STILL ON LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! CHRIS CAN’T BELIEVE IT! THIS MATCH ISN’T OVER YET! CHRIS ELITE IS NOT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Chris has got to be furious but there’s not much he can really do about it! The referee’s decision is final!
Jake Mercer: It’s not like Chris could argue about it either, if Veena really wanted to she could get him fired! Chris is gonna have to think of another way to end this match! Viz though, he may be the luckiest man on planet Earth right now! When that hurricanrana sent him across the ring, had it not sent him as far as it did, Viz wouldn’t have been able to use the ropes! We probably would’ve had a new World Champion!
Stew-O: Chris pulling Viz back to his feet, AND HE KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION! Chris now, WITH A HUGE KNEE LIFT, ONCE AGAIN TARGETING THE MIDSECTION! After that 630 senton I can see why Chris is targeting that area, this is actually really smart by him! Chris has Viz in the corner now, AND NOW HE KICKS HIM IN THE MIDSECTION ONCE AGAIN BEFORE JUST STOMPING AWAY! VIZ IS BASICALLY DEFENSELESS HERE AFTER THE SENTON AND NOW VEENA HAS TO BEGIN HER COUNT!
Veena Adams: One… Two.. Three.. Four-
Flannery McCoy: Chris backs away all the way into the opposite corner… BUT NOW HE CHARGES IN! HUGE DROPKICK TO THE VISUAL PROPHET WHO WAS SEATED IN THE CORNER, AND THAT FORCES VIZ TO ROLL OUT OF THE RING TO TRY AND RECOVER! It doesn’t look like Chris is gonna let him though!
Stew-O: Chris jumps out to the apron, AND HE HITS VIZ WITH A DIVING METEORA!! Chris staying on top of Viz, and now he’s just punching away at him! Chris now bringing Viz towards the other pair of steel steps, and he leans him up against it. I have to admit I’m worried about what Chris is thinking here! Chris backing up, and if he goes for what I think he’s about to do Viz might be finished! CHRIS CHARGING TOWARDS VIZ, AND HE GOES FOR THE HAWK EM ON THE OUTSIDE-
Flannery McCoy: AND MISSES!!! VIZ MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND BOTH OF CHRIS’ KNEES WERE JUST SENT CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STEPS!! IF THAT CONNECTED VIZ DEFINITELY WOULD’VE BEEN OUT OF COMMISSION BUT INSTEAD IT MIGHT BE CHRIS THAT’S OUT! NEITHER MAN IS UP RIGHT NOW AND VEENA NOW IS BEGINNING HER COUNT!
Veena Adams: One!.. Two!.. Three!.. Four!..
Jake Mercer: Viz is stirring! He’s slowly climbing onto the apron, is he trying to steal the win by countout!?
Veena Adams: Five!.. Six!..
Stew-O: NO! CHRIS IS GETTING UP!
Veena Adams: Seven!.. Eight!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ IS IN THE RING, I DON’T THINK CHRIS IS GONNA MAKE IT THOUGH!! VIZ IS ABOUT TO WIN BY COUNTOUT!!!
Veena Adams: Nine!..
Jake Mercer: THAT’S IT!! CHRIS CAN’T MAKE IT! VIZ WINS!!!
Veena Adams: TEN!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE ROLLS INTO THE RING!! CHRIS MADE IT INTO THE RING JUST IN TIME! HE BEAT THE COUNT!!! THIS MATCH IS STILL ON-
Flannery McCoy: BOW TO THE HEART!!!!
Stew-O: WHAT!?!?
Flannery McCoy: WHEN DID HE GET UP THERE!?!? VIZ JUST HIT THE DIVING ELBOW AS SOON AS CHRIS GOT BACK INTO THE RING, THAT’S GOTTA BE IT, RIGHT!?!? THERE’S NO WAY THIS MATCH IS GOING ON ANY LONGER! THAT WAS OUT OF NOWHERE! THE COVER BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!
OOOOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TTTTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: HOW!?!?!? NO WAY!!!! HOW DID CHRIS KICK OUT OF THE BOW TO THE HEART!?!?!? CHRIS IS STILL IN THE MATCH, WHAT!?!? IS VIZ GONNA HAVE TO BLOW CHRIS UP AGAIN??
Flannery McCoy: Honestly at this point he might have to! Chris clearly wants the World Heavyweight Championship and he’s not gonna let Viz put him away that easily! Now Viz needs to think of something and fast, if everything we’ve seen so far is anything to go by if he doesn’t Chris is gonna find a way to come back!
Jake Mercer: Of course he’ll think of something! It’s Vizzy! Viz is just pulling Chris back up to his feet now, AND HE KISSES HIM ON THE FOREHEAD, AND I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS USUALLY LEADS TO! KISS TO THE HEAD BY VIZ-
Stew-O: CHRIS JUST DROPPED DOWN TO A KNEE AND THAT ALLOWED HIM TO AVOID GETTING HIS HEAD TAKEN OFF BY THAT ELBOW!! I DON’T KNOW IF IT WAS ON PURPOSE OR NOT, BUT CHRIS JUST SAVED HIS CHANCES IN THIS MATCH AFTER THAT, AND NOW HE JUST HIT ANOTHER HEAD SHOT AS VIZ TURNED AROUND TOWARDS HIM! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, BUT YOU’VE GOT TO BE IMPRESSED WITH HOW CHRIS JUST EVENED THE ODDS HERE! I THOUGHT HE WAS DONE FOR BUT NOW BOTH MEN ARE DOWN! CHRIS STILL HAS A CHANCE!
Flannery McCoy: Chris is crawling towards the corner, doing his best to try and recover while Viz is still down! Chris has to still be hurting after the bow to the heart, and I don’t know how he’s even able to walk still after both the Viz-lock and what happened with the steel steps! Things aren’t looking too good for Eite but somehow he’s not just finding a way to survive, there’s a great chance that Chris might actually beat Viz tonight!
Jake Mercer: Both men are trying to get back to their feet, BUT VIZ IS UP FIRST! VIZ CHARGING TOWARDS CHRIS WHO’S IN THE CORNER- BUT CHRIS MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY! VIZ TURNING BACK TOWARDS CHRIS AND CHARGING TOWARDS HIM- BUT CHRIS HITS HIM WITH A DROPKICK! BOTH MEN GETTING BACK UP, AND THEY RUN THE OPPOSITE PAIRS OF ROPES BEFORE- POUNCE BY THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!
Stew-O: CHRIS ELITE WAS NEARLY SENT ALL THE WAY OUT OF THE RING FROM THAT POUNCE! VIZ NOW GRABBING CHRIS, AND HE’S PULLING HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! I THINK VIZ IS SETTING UP FOR THE PROPHET DRIVER!!!
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS IS ELBOWING VIZ IN THE HEAD REPEATEDLY, HE’S TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO AVOID GETTING HIT WITH THE PROPHET DRIVER!! CHRIS WITH ELBOW AFTER ELBOW, AND I THINK HE’S ALMOST FREE! WAIT, YES! CHRIS MANAGES TO ESCAPE THE FIREMAN’S CARRY AND NOW HE HITS VIZ WITH A HUGE BACKSTABBER! GREAT MOVE BY ELITE, BUT HE MAY HAVE HURT HIMSELF IN THE PROCESS THERE AFTER HITTING THE STEEL STEPS EARLIER!
Jake Mercer: Viz is in trouble right now, and I don’t think we’ve talked enough about how well he’s done tonight, but I think tonight is one of many amazing performances from this man! This has been an amazing year for the Visual Prophet, from winning King of Elite to the Unified Tag Team Championships, and finally the World Heavyweight Championship in a match that’ll never be forgotten. Both men are finding their ways back to their feet, and I can see why this match has gone on this long!
Stew-O: You’re not wrong Jake, but in the end there can only be one winner! Both men have done amazing tonight but for one of these two men that’s not gonna matter! CHRIS WITH A FOREARM TO THE VISUAL PROPHET! VIZ WITH A CHOP TO CHRIS ELITE’S CHEST! CHRIS WITH ANOTHER FOREARM! VIZ WITH ANOTHER CHOP! CHRIS NOW WITH A KICK THE VIZ’S MIDSECTION BEFORE RUNNING THE ROPES! DREAMING!!!
Flannery McCoy: DOESN’T CONNECT!!! VIZ AVOIDED IT BEFORE GRABBING VIZ FROM BEHIND, AND HE GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX BUT CHRIS LANDED ON HIS FEET- WAIT NO! HE LANDED AT FIRST BUT HE’S STILL CLEARLY HURT AND DROPPED DOWN TO A KNEE! VIZ PICKING CHRIS UP, AND HE NAILS HIM WITH THE PROPHET DRIVER!!! THE PROPHET DRIVER CONNECTS!!! THE COVER BY VIZ!!!
OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: WHAT!?!? REALLY!? ANOTHER KICK OUT FROM CHRIS ELITE!?!? This is outrageous, Viz should’ve won! Are we sure that wasn’t a slow count or something? Veena’s the referee after all!
Stew-O: Why would she suddenly start working in Chris’ favor? If anything I’d expect her to be going against him! Anyways, Viz clearly looks a bit frustrated that Chris is still somehow in this match, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO SET UP FOR THE GROUNDED VIZ-LOCK!
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS IS ABLE TO GRAB ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE BEFORE VIZ COULD LOCK IN THE SUBMISSION! IF VIZ LOCKED IT IN THAT DEFINITELY WOULD’VE BEEN THE END FOR CHRIS, BUT HE’S NOW LOOKING TOO GOOD REGARDLESS AS VIZ JUST KICKS HIM OUT TO THE APRON! Viz just pulling Chris up, AND IS LOOKS LIKE HE’S GOING TO HIT A SUPLEX TO BRING CHRIS BACK INTO THE RING-
Jake Mercer: CHRIS DROPS DOWN BACK ONTO HIS FEET, AND HE HITS VIZ WITH A JUMPING NECKBREAKER! CHRIS IS CLIMBING BACK UP TO THE TOP ROPE NOW, AND HE’S NOT WASTING ANY TIME! HE’S GONNA PUT AWAY THE VISUAL PROPHET!! FOR THE SECOND TIME, AIMIN’ FOR THE MOON!!! IT CONNECTS!!!!!
Stew-O: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JAKE!?!? VIZ JUST GOT HIS KNEES UP!! CHRIS LANDED BACK FIRST ON NOTHING BUT VIZ’S KNEES!! That couldn’t have been good this far into the match! This might be the best chance Viz gets in the entire match to put this one away! Both men are getting back to their feet, but Chris clearly doesn’t know where he is! Viz quickly approaching Elite- BOX OFFICE SMASH!!!!
Flannery McCoy: HITS VEENA ADAMS!!! VIZ AVOIDED THE BOX OFFICE SMASH, AND HE DIDN’T REALIZE IT BUT VEENA WAS RIGHT BEHIND HIM! VEENA IS OUT, AND CHRIS CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED! OUR REFEREE WAS JUST TAKEN OUT AND THAT WAS ONE OF CHRIS’ BEST MOVES! THAT COULD’VE ENDED THE MATCH, BUT NOW THERE’S NO ONE TO COUNT THE PI-
Jake Mercer: IKE TURNER SPECIAL!! CHRIS JUST TURNED RIGHT INTO THE SPINNING BACKFIST, AND NOW VIZ HAS THE UPPER HAND AGAIN!! CHRIS IS OUT, VEENA IS OUT, AND VIZ IS GOING UP TO THE TOP ROPE!!! AT THIS POINT I THINK I KNOW WHAT HE’S SETTING UP FOR, AND I THINK HE REALLY IS ABOUT TO END CHRIS ELITE!!! VIZ IS IN POSITION, BOW TO-
Stew-O: WAIT, WHAT THE HELL!?!? WHO IS… WAIT THAT’S BIG MIKE!!! BIG MIKE, DETECTIVE TY, THE ENTIRE BOZO VICTIMS UNIT IS HERE AND BIG MIKE JUST PUSHED VIZ OFF OF THE TOP ROPE!! THE BVU ARE HERE AND THEY’RE GONNA COST VIZ THE MATCH!!! VEENA IS STILL UNCONSCIOUS, THERE’S NO REFEREE TO CALL THIS!!!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ IS STILL ON HIS FEET THOUGH, AND HE’S NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT! BIG MIKE AND THE VISUAL PROPHET ARE TRADING BLOWS, BUT NOW LOOK! DETECTIVE TY AND DETECTIVE MIKAYLA ARE JOINING IN! VIZ CAN’T TAKE ALL OF THEM, THERE’S NO WAY! THEY’VE MANAGED TO TAKE VIZ DOWN, AND NOW THEY’RE STOMPING OUT OUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! THIS JUST ISN’T FAIR!!! HOW IS VIZ SUPPOSED TO WIN A FOUR ON ONE, FIVE IF YOU COUNT CHRIS!
Jake Mercer: Chris Elite is being helped to his feet, and now he’s ordering the BVU to hold Viz in position! Chris is about to become World Heavyweight Champion, but like this!? Really!? This isn’t right at all but Chris clearly doesn’t care! Mikayla and Mike now holding Viz in place, AND CHRIS GOES FOR THE BOX OFFICE-
(The crowd suddenly starts cheering as both Mikayla and Mike turn their attention to the ramp, accidentally letting go of the Visual Prophet. As Chris looks confused, he looks over to the ramp as well, and he can’t believe what he sees.)
Stew-O: IT’S NINA!!! NINA DOBREV IS HERE!!! VIZ’S OLD ASSISTANT, SHE’S BACK AND SHE HAS A STEEL CHAIR IN HER HAND! NINA RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP, AND DETECTIVE TY GOES AFTER HER BUT SHE IMMEDIATELY TAKES HIM DOWN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR! BIG MIKAYLA EXITING THE RING AS WELL TO GO HELP TY, BUT AS SOON AS SHE DOES NINA GOES AFTER HER WITH THE CHAIR!! NINA SLAMMING THE CHAIR OVER TY’S BACK, AND NOW SHE HITS MIKAYLA IN THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ PICKS UP BIG MIKE AND TAKES DOWN ASSON WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE BEFORE HITTING THE PROPHET DRIVER!!! VIZ JUST TOOK BOTH OF THEM OUT ON HIS OWN!! EVERYTHING IS GOING WRONG FOR CHRIS RIGHT NOW, AND CHRIS TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO NINA- JUST TO FOR NINA TO SLAM THE STEEL CHAIR INTO HIS FACE!
Jake Mercer: KISS TO THE HEAD!!! VIZ HITS THE ELBOW STRIKE, BUT HE’S NOT FINISHED THERE! VIZ CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND HE HITS IT!!! BOW TO THE HEART!!! BOW TO THE HEART CONNECTS, AND NINA HELPS VEENA GET TO THE COVER! VEENA’S AWAKE FOR THE MOST PART, THAT’S IT!!! VIZ RETAINS!!!!
OOOOOONNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!…..
TTTTTTWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!……
TTTTTHHHHHRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. AND STILLLLLLLLL YOUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… THE VIIISSUUUUAAALLLLLLL PPRRRROOOOOPPPHHETTTTT!!!!!
Stew-O:…. WOW!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ RETAINS!! VIZ IS STILL THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND NINA IS BACK!? I don’t know what to think! That, and Veena Adams actually kept true to her word and didn’t take sides!
Jake Mercer: I TOLD YOU TWO VIZ HAD THIS, but I have to admit I didn’t see this coming at all! Chris Elite put up an amazing fight, but once Veena Adams was taken out all hell broke loose! The BVU came in to help Chris… And Nina Dobrev saved Viz!
Stew-O: I don’t know what to say. Congratulations Viz! As for Chris… I wonder what he’s gonna have to say about this.
(‘30 Day Run’ hits, and Nina Dobrev helps the Visual Prophet back to his feet as the crowd begins to cheer. She grabs his World Heavyweight Championship before going to hand it over to him, and in the meantime Veena Adams gets back to her feet, and she immediately goes and turns Viz around.)
Stew-O: Uh oh… What does Veena have to say now?
(After a few seconds of silence, Veena puts a smile on her face and opens her hands, offering a huge for both Viz and Nina.)
Flannery McCoy: Oh! Are we having a reunion of some sort!? I thought Veena and Viz weren’t working together anymore!
Jake Mercer: It looks like we are! This is probably the nicest I’ve ever seen Veena! Maybe she actually does still have a soft spot for Viz-
Stew-O: KISS TO THE HEAD BY NINA DOBREV!!!! NINA JUST DROPPED VEENA WITH VIZ’S SIGNATURE ELBOW STRIKE! VEENA’S DOWN, IT LOOKS LIKE WE’RE NOT GETTING THAT REUNION AFTER ALL!
Flannery McCoy: Guess not! I guess Viz kept true on his promise! Viz doesn’t want to be associated with Veena anymore and neither does Nina!
Jake Mercer: Well the fans sure seem happy about that one but I’m sure Veena won’t be once she actually wakes up! That aside, what a main event match, for a just as amazing show!
Stew-O: That’s right! I am Stew-O, and with me are Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer, and it looks like that’s all for Operation Doomsday! We’ll see you all on Dynasty, good night and congratulations to the Visual Prophet!
(The crowd continues cheering as Nina holds up Viz’s arm. Viz has a grin on his face as ‘30 Day Run’ continues playing, and Veena Adams is still unconscious in the ring. Meanwhile, Chris Elite is at ringside, still out of it after the match. Viz and Nina continue celebrating as Operation: Doomsday comes to a close.)
(A commercial is shown for The Visual Prophet and Lethal Consequences versus Ad Infinitum at Pain For Pride)
(The camera fades to a few wide shots of a penthouse near the Hollywood sign in Los Angeles. It then fades to Ad Infinitum’s Charlie Marr and Veena Adams sitting on deck chairs near a pool. Charlie is looking all serious into the camera, while Veena has a shit eating grin on her face. She takes a little look at Charlie before she starts talking.)
Veena Adams: Well, here we are a week away from Pain For Pride and the end of this whole debacle between me and Starr. I’ve said what I had to say about Starr enough times, so I’d like to change it up a bit. And that’s addressing how amazing Dynasty is going to be after Pain For Pride. :blessed: Don’t you agree, Charlie?
Charlie Marr: :wow: Of course. Dynasty was getting so bad that after I was the captain at Territorial Invasion and I saw the shit StarrStan’s “prospects” did I just had to go away. I could not believe a brand could be so bad. And you know what brought me back after Road To Redemption? You, Veena. StarrStan just let his biggest star go while you had to fight through everything to make sure I came back to Dynasty because you understood how much this brand needs me. Everyone needs to understand that it’s Veena Adams and not StarrStan whose vision for Dynasty should be embraced. It’s Veena Adams that made Mr. DEDEDE return to Dynasty after losing at Pain For Pride last year, and it’s Veena Adams who decided every good thing to happen this season.
Veena Adams: Exactly!!! Team Dynasty being carried by the greatest uncle ever Ryan in WarGames? I encouraged Ryan to be there. The House of Glass main event… along with the death of that ugly tiger, me, of course. Ryan in the Grand Prix finals and Extreme Elimination Chamber? You guessed it. Me! Charlie challenging for the PURE Championship? Me, of course. Ad Infinitum challenging for World Titles at Grand Rampage? You’d be stupid to not know that was me. Charlie in the No Way Out match? Yup. Me and just me. And we all know that Starr went as far as trying to argue with me about that. What a bitch. And Charlie should’ve been in the World Heavyweight Championship match, but it seems like “the problem” wasn’t going to allow that to happen. So guess what we have to do?
(Veena takes a sudden look at Charlie, to which he responds with an evil laugh.)
Charlie Marr: We have to get rid of the problem. We have to finish what we started once and for all… We need to put StarrStan in his fucking grave already. You’d think that motherfucker would’ve learned his lesson after he got the shit beat out of him, but no, he still has that warrior heart that he sadly never lost from his days in the ring, and that’s exactly what is going to bite him in the ass in 7 days. If he would’ve stayed home, none of this would’ve happened. If he stopped going past Veena’s word, none of this would’ve happened. But no, StarrStan just wouldn’t let Dynasty be good for one second, StarrStan’s always had to get in the way of everything, and one beatdown ain’t enough, we need to now also beat his goons to get there. But of course, that’s not a problem for us, because we are the best team in all of EAW after all.
Veena Adams: Yeah, and I can guarantee to every single one of these disgusting fans watching us in this penthouse that they’ll never be able to afford from their little apartments that after Pain For Pride, Dynasty is going to be VERY bright. Once I am fully put in charge??? We’re going to murder the other brands. The ratings will be through the roof, the FPV’s will be 100 times better, the tri-banded FPV’s will be carried by Dynasty, Dynasty will dominate Territorial Invasion, Dynasty will get the King of Elite, Dynasty will get the Grand Rampage, Dynasty will have the best Pain For Pride main event, and it won’t even be close. I’m done with Dynasty being mediocre and sometimes even fucking garbage because StarrStan was an incapable fucking bloke.
Charlie Marr: And you know what’s hilarious?? StarrStan had the fucking audacity to say that he’s been the one saving Dynasty. :mjlol: :mjlol:
Veena Adams: :mjlol: I know right!!! He was seriously over here saying that he was saving the brand from my apparently “reckless” decisions. It’s all a bunch of fucking bullshit.
Charlie Marr: Yep, and the whole world knows that it’s been you, Veena, that’s been saving Dynasty and without you? If we lose at Pain For Pride, which is not happening, then Dynasty will literally go to shit. We will all be fucked, that brand would have no future, the brand would literally compete with Showdown over which show is the most garbage. StarrStan would keep on prioritizing out of shape and ugly ass fucks like Xander Payne and Impact over me, like, some people might not get it, but we do, we’ve envisioned what the fuck would go down if Veena had zero control… and boy, it’s bad. It’s so fucking bad, you people have no fucking idea. You may think that Veena is an abusive piece of shit like Starr thinks, but that’s far from the fucking truth. Starr tries so hard to manipulate public opinion and he just doesn’t realize that no one with a brain falls for it. But sadly, there’s many people who lack a brain, and along those names come Visual Prophet and Lethal Consequences, along with all of these stupid fans. But yeah, at the end of the day, if you’re smart and understand what’s good for this brand, then you know that Ad Infinitum winning is must-happen.
Veena Adams: I’ve had enough of this whole General Manager debate and I’m sure you feel the same way, Charlie. It’s about time we put an end to all of this, we could’ve dealt with being World Champions now, but because of all that, that has been delayed. But Pain For Pride is where it’s finally put to rest. Building up for months and months, this has been such a waste of time and we’re so over wasting EVEN MORE time on this garbage. We need to get our hands dirty against Lethal Consequences and The Visual Prophet? Then so be it. They’ve both been people who this season got the power to be the faces of this brand and both of them failed miserably and that only happened because of StarrStan’s incompetent ass.
Charlie Marr: StarrStan decided that giving them the keys to the kingdom was a good idea, and look how that fucking backfired. Instead of those two, it could’ve been me holding that title the whole season. We all know how amazing my reign as EAW World Champion was over on Voltage two years ago, and I would be just the right person to make Dynasty actually feel important. But me and Veena, we’re done letting dumb shit happen, we’re done letting stupid assholes ruin the stuff that my girl Veena has worked so hard to achieve. None of you know what it takes to run a brand, and it clearly shows. None of you realize how important Veena is to Dynasty, and everyone is over here wishing on her downfall without realizing that without Veena Adams, Dynasty would be OBSOLETE.
(Veena blushes at the nice words coming out of Charlie’s mouth.)
Veena Adams: Maybe, just maybe, one day they’ll get it. Maybe their brain will FOR ONCE start working and they realize the truth. They will finally find out that without me Dynasty would be absolutely fucked and it would never be able to recover. Dynasty is the brand I worked my ass off to make it feel important, and the last thing that should happen is losing at Pain For Pride, and all of my work being literally pissed on after. I have the eye for talent, I know who deserves opportunities and who doesn’t, I know how to make people tune in, all which StarrStan has ZERO idea how to do. The only thing StarrStan could do was wrestling, and being in the ring is way past him, so now StarrStan is literally fucking useless. EAW does not need him, HE needs EAW. He needs EAW to keep him away from going broke. But if anything, EAW would just have more to gain out of letting go of StarrStan. Starr does not deserve a salary, and Starr does not deserve the power he’s getting, after abusing it the way he has been the past couple of months. I didn’t think it would go so horribly wrong. After being drafted to Dynasty last summer, I didn’t think that I would have to argue with that piece of shit DAILY, but I had to. I had to before he ran this poor brand into the ground. I had to before Dynasty would’ve became synonymous with “garbage”. I couldn’t stand back and watch StarrStan run wild, giving people like Andre Walker, Dray Fontana, Limmy Monaghan, Adam Lucas, Visual Prophet, Xander Payne, Lethal Consequences championship reigns. Dynasty this season has literally had zero good champions. And that’s just… such a fucking shame. It’s such a shame that he had to abuse his power to… destroy this brand the way he did.
Charlie Marr: Exactly. And that’s at Pain For Pride we’re going to save Dynasty once and for all. We will get our hands dirty against Lethal Consequences and The Visual Prophet. We have no problem taking out the trash and proving why Dynasty is the best brand by taking control ONCE AND FOR ALL–
**KNOCK KNOCK**
(A knock on the penthouse’s front door is heard which interrupts Charlie. They instantly get caught off guard since they aren’t expecting anybody.)
Veena Adams: :comeagain: Who the fuck is that?
Charlie Marr: Uhm, no idea. Stay here, I’ll check.
(Charlie gets up from his deck chair, and walks up to the front door as the camera follows him.)
Charlie Marr: Yeah, who’s there?
???: Your pizza has arrived!!
Charlie Marr: Excuse me? I didn’t order pizza–
**BANG**
Charlie Marr: WHAT THE FUCK–
(The door is kicked down, and it nearly falls on Charlie Marr but he got out of the way just before it could do any damage. The camera zooms in on Charlie having a shocked look as it then pans to the entranceway, revealing The Visual Prophet and Lethal Consequences, who stare Charlie down for a bit before walking in the penthouse.)
The Visual Prophet: :ohlawd: So… this is where y’all been spending your time going into Pain For Pride?? :mjlol:
Lethal Consequences: Too bad we had y’all figured out. :pacspit:
The Visual Prophet: See, Drake ain’t the only one in the club, Charlie, you still mine bitch!
Lethal Consequences: We’re done playing with y’all. :dave:
Charlie Marr: Why… the… fuck… are you two HERE–
The Visual Prophet: Might as well show you first hand. :mjgrin: LC, ya ready??
Lethal Consequences: As ready as ever.
The Visual Prophet: It’s time for THAAA GRAANDDD MASTTAAAAHHSSSS–
Charlie Marr: This is all a bunch of fucking bullshit–
(Before Charlie Marr can even finish talking, Viz quickly runs in and starts punching Charlie. Charlie tries his best to defend himself, but LC jumps in on the fight and Charlie can’t do anything.)
(Viz throws Charlie into the walls of the building, before LC grabs a painting around the house and hits Charlie with it, with the frame left hanging around his neck.)
The Visual Prophet: Remember what we talked about doing, my favorite white man?
Lethal Consequences: I may be old but my memory is still working. :mjgrin:
The Visual Prophet: Let’s get it then.
(LC takes the frame off Charlie’s neck, before Viz kicks Charlie to stun him. Both LC and Viz back off for a bit…)
(Then Viz hits “Kiss to the Head” simultaneously with LC’s “LCR”. Charlie is left knocked out on the ground as both of them start dragging his body across the house, until they reach the poolside, where Veena is still waiting.)
The Visual Prophet: Aye babygirl, we got a special delivery right to you.
(Veena literally jumps out of her deck chair recognizing that voice as she turns around.)
Veena Adams: Why the fuck are you two dirty animals here?
The Visual Prophet: Calling the black man a dirty animal? :patrice:
Lethal Consequence: Remember last week? You tried to screw us out of what could’ve been a victory for us two?
Veena Adams: I don’t see anything wrong with that.
Lethal Consequences: You heard of something called revenge? Because I see nothing wrong with revenge.
(Before Veena can even react, LC hits the “LCR” Spinning Back Elbow on her. Viz looks on as he grabs Charlie up to his feet. LC also grabs up Veena.)
(They drag their unconscious bodies next to the pool and throw both of them into the pool. Charlie and Veena instantly regain consciousness but there’s not much they can do other than trying to not drown.)
Lethal Consequences: Here’s one to ya!
(LC gets two cans of beer and throws one to Viz who catches it.)
The Visual Prophet: Nah, I’m more on the expensive side. :mjgrin:
(Viz throws the can of beer right into Charlie’s head and then gets an expensive looking red wine.)
Lethal Consequences: I’m not gonna judge.
The Visual Prophet: :wow: We’re such a great team.
Lethal Consequences: Indeed, brother.
(LC opens the beer can, while Viz opens the bottle of wine. They both start drinking as they walk away, with Charlie and Veena barely out of the pool, checking on each other.)
[SCREENBAR: The Visual Prophet vs. Mr. DEDEDE – House of Glass 2020]
(The camera takes a shot at the ominous Glass Wallz structure that is hanging above the ring, waiting to be lowered in the World 1 Theatre.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A GLASS WALLZ MATCH FOR THE ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
(The virtual crowd pops awf, obviously excited about this match.)
Stephie Love: THE ONLY WAY TO WIN THE MATCH IS BY PINFALL, SUBMISSION, OR DEATH!!!!
Crowd: DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH!
(“Value” by A$AP Ferg begins to play. The whole stage glows in blinding Vegas gold lights with red flashes that ‘dance’ in fluctuating brightness upon the bass of the music. Smoke slowly begins to rise up to the stage and it increasingly billows through the curtain until the entire stage is completely covered. Flames start pulsing up and down from the parts of the stage, and Mr. DEDEDE strolls out with confidence, scanning the arena with an ominous glare before continuing to the ring.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… HE IS THE CHALLENGER! RESIDING IN THE RYAN ADAMS ESTATE OF SANTO DOMINGO, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC… WEIGHING IN AT 218 POUNDS… HE IS ‘THE GAWD’… MR. DEDEDE!!!!
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the match we have all been waiting for! When Mr. DEDEDE announced himself as The Visual Prophet’s next challenger on the Dynasty after Territorial Invasion, I knew we were all going to be in for a wild ride. These two men represent everything that I find incredible about this business. Mr. DEDEDE is without a shadow of a doubt the greatest Elitists to ever step through these doors. He’s seen it all, done it all, and owns an absolutely dominant victory over The Visual Prophet from last year’s edition of Midsummer Massacre.
Flannery McCoy: That’s right, Stew. Who could ever forget the vision of Nina Bravo throwing the towel in for her Bae after DEDEDE beat him bloody?
Jake Mercer: I think it’s fair to say that tonight’s match is going to end up being much of the same. There is absolutely no love lost between these two men and neither one is going to be willing to give an inch. Mr. DEDEDE wants nothing more than to add another world championship to his collection, and it’s going to be up to Viz to try and find a way to keep that from happening.
(DEDEDE’s music fades and is soo replaced by “Don Life” By Big Sean feat. Lil Wayne. The Visual Prophet saunters onto the stage, focused and determined to have a career defining match up tonight. He unstraps the World Heavyweight Championship that is around his waist and holds it up in the air.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT! CURRENTLY RESIDING IN ENGADINE, MICHIGAN… WEIGHGING IN AT 265 POUNDS… HE IS THE REIGNING… DEFENDING… ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… THE ONE AND ONLY… VISUAL PROPHET!!!
Flannery McCoy: Have you guys ever seen Big Viz look so focused before? He knows that this match is going to be his biggest test so far. Mr. DEDEDE is not the type of opponent you can screw around with and troll. He is one of the greatest to ever do it. In Viz’s mind, he himself is destined to become the best, and in order to take another step into cementing that, he has to come out victorious tonight.
Jake Mercer: No doubt the stakes are high tonight. Viz and DEDEDE have engaged in a war of words this week that got awfully personal. Viz didn’t hesitate to take cheap shots at DEDEDE and Kassidy Heart’s newborn twin daughters, Emogen and Jessa, among some other things. DEDEDE responded in kind, digging at all the times Viz has come up short in his career, and I’m just looking forward to seeing what actually goes down between these two tonight.
Stew-O: There’s definitely an uneasy feeling in this building right now, a lot of nervous energy. Viz is in the ring now, and he is showing off the belt to Mr. DEDEDE. DEDEDE is paying him no attention, opting to check out his surroundings.
(Mr. DEDEDE looks around the Glass Wallz structure and there’s no mistaking the smirk on his face. He’s more than comfortable in his surroundings having been through this match multiple times. The weapons hanging from the cage bring an even bigger smile to DEDEDE’s face, and he drags his gaze down to the steel ring steps that Viz brought in with him. In DEDEDE’s opinion, they’re just another weapon of mass destruction for him to use during this match.)
(Viz eyes his opponent, never once wavering or taking his eyes off of DEDEDE. The World Heavyweight Champion knows that to truly solidify his championship reign, he needs to take down the legend that is in front of him. Compared to DEDEDE, Viz’s career is still in its infancy, with so much more to come. But right now, it’s about the present, and it’s about The Visual Prophet slaying Mahatma and getting the biggest win of his career.)
(DEDEDE’s eyes finally clash with Viz’s and the two men stare at one another. There’s no real emotion in Viz’s face for once. The champyun is laser focused, only caring about the task at hand tonight. He wants to maim DEDEDE, defend this title, and find a way to leave Glass Wallz standing. On the other side, DEDEDE looks like a shark who smells blood. He oozes confidence and the look on his face all but verbally promises Viz that this match isn’t going to end well for either of them.)
(With Glass Wallz lowered and the glass doors shut and locked, the referee swallows the lump in his throat. There is just an ominous feeling about this match, and everyone who physically sits inside of World 1 Theatre feels that. That’s why Stew-O, Flannery, and Jake have been pretty quiet. There’s no telling what they’re about to witness, as two absolute titans of this industry get ready to put their lives on the line for the right to be World Heavyweight Champion. Even the virtual audience is quiet. This is a rematch they have wanted to see for a while. The referee starts to call for the bell, but it’s obvious that he hesitates. DEDEDE and Viz both glare at the man.)
Referee: :lupe:
(At last, he calls for the bell.)
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(Needless to say, neither Mr. DEDEDE nor The Visual Prophet hesitate.)
Stew-O: DEDEDE GOES RIGHT FOR THE SPEAR, BUT VIZ ANTICIPATED IT! HE CATCHES DEDEDE WITH A KNEE AND KNOCKS HIM OUT OF THE AIR!
Jake Mercer: VIZ QUICKLY UP TOP! ‘BOW TO THE HEART’!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE DIVING ELBOW DOES NOT CONNECT AS MR. DEDEDE IS BACK UP!!!
(Both competitors are upright, and neither one can stop the smiles from crossing their faces. DEDEDE shakes off the effects of that knee to the stomach, while Viz favors his elbow for a moment. They circle one another and finally it’s Viz who goes for the lock-up.)
Stew-O: These two incredible athletes are locked in a struggle right now. Traditional collar-and-elbow tie-up, but neither one wants to give the other an inch it seems. Despite the size advantage that Viz brings into this match, DEDEDE operates off of superhuman strength 99 percent of the time. That being said, Viz does manage to back him into the corner, and immediately drives his shoulder into DEDEDE’s stomach.
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE is quick to answer with a clubbing blow to the back of the skull, to which Viz fires back with a right hand that catches the Chairman in the jaw. DEDEDE with a knee to Viz’s stomach and that allows him to force his way out of the corner. He clubs Viz once again on top of the head, but Viz with two more right hands, followed up with a European uppercut! He takes DEDEDE and whips him across the ring, grabbing him on the rebound, and planting him in the middle of the ring with a spinebuster!
Jake Mercer: Viz mounts DEDEDE and is pummeling him with straight right hands to the face. You know, normally I would drop some knowledge on all of you, but I think we all know what this match is going to boil down to. This is not something we can take lightly, and quite frankly, I just really don’t know what we are going to see tonight. Viz has a mean streak, and he’s proven himself to be someone who can take a lot and dish it right back out. Whether he would ever admit it out loud or not, this match is one he desperately wants to win, needs to win. The term standard bearer gets thrown around a lot, but when it comes to Mr. DEDEDE, it really does ring true. Viz can cement himself as a legend tonight if he successfully defends his championship against the greatest of all time.
Stew-O: Viz has rolled off DEDEDE and has taken him over to the ropes. He pulls DEDEDE, positioning him in the corner, but DEDEDE catches Viz with a forearm! Two more forearms momentarily stun Big Viz and DEDEDE quickly turns the match in his favor by getting Viz in the corner! Boxing style punches, lighting up Viz! This is what DEDEDE does. He likes to wear down his opponents and get them in a position where he can punish them.
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE finishes off his attack with a knee to the gut, and he grabs Viz… and looks for an Irish whip! Vizzy puts the brakes on, pops DEDEDE across the jaw, and sends the Chairman into the opposite corner! DEDEDE’s back hits hard against the turnbuckles but he forces himself towards Viz… LARIAT! VIZ WITH A LARIAT AND DEDEDE IS ON THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE rolls towards the ropes, but Viz is right there! He grabs DEDEDE by the ankle, but DEDEDE is able to use his free leg to kick Viz away. DEDEDE hoists him up and greets an incoming Viz with a big boot to the face! He takes Viz by the hair and tries to slam the champ’s face against the Glass Wallz structure!
Stew-O: Viz blocks! DEDEDE eats an elbow to the side of the head, Viz… Viz with a handful of hair and he drives DEDEDE’s face into one of the glass panes!
Flannery McCoy: All it did was crack the glass and that prompts Viz to try again! This time it’s DEDEDE who gets his hands up to block, and Viz retaliates with a massive forearm to DEDEDE’s kidneys! DEDEDE drops to a knee, and Viz runs around the ring… slamming his foot into the Chairman’s temple! Viz is going up top again, but this time he is looking to unhook one of those weapons!
(Viz has set his sights on a little black bag. In professional wrestling terms, little black bags usually have a surprise inside of them.)
Jake Mercer: Viz is trying to unhook the bag but he doesn’t see that DEDEDE has gotten back to his feet. DEDEDE rushes to the corner… AND HE GRABS VIZ FROM BEHIND! RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX FROM THE TOP ROPE AND HE SENDS VIZ FLYING ACROSS THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ NEARLY LANDED ON THE RING STEPS! THAT WAS SO CLOSE, GUYS!
Stew-O: Too close! If Viz’s head would have struck those steel steps, this match could have ended prematurely.
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE with a fist drop to Viz’s face, and he peppers him with forearm shots! DEDEDE quickly back to his feet and he drags Viz a couple of feet away from the ring steps. He stomps away on Viz’s face and chest before going to the steps! DEDEDE on the steps now… MOONSAULT! DEDEDE lands on top of Viz and hooks the legs for a cover!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: KICK OUT AT ONE FOR THE VISUAL PROPHET!
(DEDEDE chuckles as he sits back on his haunches. Obviously he knows it’s going to take a lot more than that to put The Visual Prophet away, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to toy with him.)
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE rises up, and he brings Viz back up with him. DEDEDE looks for a right hand, but Viz is able to block it! He throws a right of his own, but DEDEDE blocks it, and he slaps Viz across the face!
(A flicker of emotion flashes across Viz’s face and he steps up to Mr. DEDEDE. With both men standing at 6’4”, they are nose to nose. No words are exchanged, and quite frankly, none are needed at this point. The two of them said their respective piece during the week and now it’s time for their actions to speak louder than their eloquent words.)
Flannery McCoy: VIZ SLAMS HIS FOREHEAD INTO DEDEDE’S AND GRABS HIM IN A SIDE HEADLOCK!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE tries to elbow his way out of it, but Viz throws him into the ropes! He catches DEDEDE on the rebound and plants him with a scoop slam! Viz runs the ropes and comes right back at his challenger, dropping a beautiful corkscrew elbow drop down across DEDEDE’s throat! That’s taking a page out of DEDEDE’s book right there and that was done on purpose. DEDEDE crawls over to the corner and Viz quickly rushes forward! He gets DEDEDE with a running corner clothesline as he was trying to stand, and Viz quickly grabs two handfuls of DEDEDE’s hair, slamming the back of his head into Glass Wallz!
Stew-O: There’s a crack in the glass now thanks to DEDEDE’s skull connecting with it, and Viz with a running bulldog, planting DEDEDE’s face into those ring steps! DEDEDE rolls onto his back but Viz has the hair again! He just slammed the back of DEDEDE’s head into the steps! Viz puts DEDEDE’s shoulders to the mat and he goes for his first cover of the match.
OOONNNEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kick out at one by Mr. DEDEDE!
(This time it’s Viz who cracks a smile. DEDEDE’s reputation of kicking out at one is known to everyone, Viz included.)
Jake Mercer: Viz has placed DEDEDE across the top of the steps and right now he looks to head to the top rope. Could we possibly see a ‘Bow to the Heart’ onto the steel?
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think so, Jake. Viz has unhooked a cha- excuse me….a barbed wire wrapped chair from the Glass Wallz! Viz is back down now! He makes his way back towards Mr. DEDEDE who is still sprawled across the top of the steps. No doubt there are sinister thoughts running through Viz’s mind as he raises that chair above his head. :lupe:
Stew-O: STEEL MEETS STEEL! MR. DEDEDE ROLLED OFF THE STEPS!
Jake Mercer: VIZ GOES FOR ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT BUT DEDEDE KIPS UP! VIZ SWINGS WILDLY BUT DEDEDE DUCKS AND LEAPS IN THE AIR! A DROPKICK SENDS THE CHAIR FLYING AND DEDEDE GRABS VIZ FROM BEHIND! HE ROLLS HIM UP, BUT VIZ IMMEDIATELY ROLLS THROUGH! DEDEDE WRAPS VIZ IN A FRONT FACELOCK, AND THE TWO ARE GRAPPLING ON THE MAT RIGHT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE TRIES TO TRANSITION INTO A TRIANGLE CHOKE BUT LOOK AT HOW STRONG VIZ IS! HE FORCES DEDEDE’S GRIP APART AND IS ABLE TO PULL DEDEDE UP! DEDEDE FIGHTS BACK WITH RIGHTS AND LEFTS TO VIZ’S HEAD BUT VIZ SPINS AROUND… AND POWERBOMBS DEDEDE ACROSS THE TOP OF THE STEPS!!!!
Stew-O: VIZ DOESN’T LET GO! HE STILL HAS DEDEDE IN HIS CLUTCHES AND THIS TIME HE POWERBOMBS HIM DOWN ON THE BARBED WIRE WRAPPED CHAIR! THOSE BARBS HAVE PIERCED DEDEDE’S SKIN, BUT THAT’S NOT ENOUGH DAMAGE IN VIZ’S OPINION! VIZ HOISTS DEDEDE UP ONCE AGAIN AND THIS TIME HE RUNS TOWARDS THE GLASS WALLZ! VIZ RAMS DEDEDE BACK FIRST INTO GLASS WALLZ! HE LETS DEDEDE DROP, JERKS HIM TO HIS FEET, AND RAMS THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S HEAD INTO THE GLASS!
(This time, some of the glass shatters and that causes everyone to suck in their breath. Blood has been drawn, glass has been broken, and business is about to pick up. Viz closes his eyes, a look of pure ecstasy across his face.)
The Visual Prophet: :ciampa:
Jake Mercer: VIZ HAS DEDEDE TRAPPED IN THE CORNER NOW AND THERE’S THE ‘IKE TURNER SPECIAL’!!! SPINNING BACK FIST CONNECTS ON DEDEDE AND VIZ FOLLOWS UP WITH A BRUTAL, STIFF FOREARM SHOT TO THE JAW! HE DRIVES HIS SHOULDER INTO DEDEDE’S STOMACH SEVERAL TIMES BEFORE HITTING A BEAUTIFUL JUMPING KNEE STRIKE TO THE FACE! DEDEDE STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER AND FACEPLANTS!
Flannery McCoy: A stomp to the back of the head by Viz, and he goes for the chair! He slams it down across DEDEDE’s back and then forces DEDEDE to take another shot to the back of the head. Viz drags DEDEDE back over to the ring steps and places him face first across the bottom rung. :lupe:
Stew-O: MODIFIED CONCHAIRTO! DEDEDE’S HEAD IS SMASHED BETWEEN THE STEPS AND THE CHAIR! VIZ DROPS THE CHAIR AND ROLLS DEDEDE ONTO HIS BACK FOR A PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
Jake Mercer: KICK OUT AT ONE!!!!
The Visual Prophet: :skip: Say what??
Flannery McCoy: MR. DEDEDE IS NOT HUMAN! HE JUST KICKED OUT AT ONE AFTER EATING A CONCHAIRTO! I DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT ALL!
Stew-O: Even Viz looks a little stunned.
(There are a lot of wrestlers who wouldn’t have been able to kick out at all after such a devastating series of offense, but needless to say, DEDEDE is built differently. Viz remembers the match the two of them had last summer at Midsummer Massacre, and it’s starting to dawn on him that the version of DEDEDE he is facing tonight might be even better. A lot has changed in a year for both of these men, and it’s safe to say that Vizzy is a much more well-rounded competitor than he was last year as well. In fact, all Viz has done since arriving in EAW is improve. That’s a scary thought when you consider how talented he was from the onset. The Visual Prophet has been special since day one.)
Jake Mercer: Understandably, Viz is taking a moment to plot his next move. There isn’t going to be a quote ‘easy’ victory for either man in this scenario. If they want this win, they are going to have to earn in, and basically leave their opponent in an incapicated state.
Flannery McCoy: Viz is finally back up and he’s got the chair in his hands. He looks to drive the top of it down into DEDEDE’s throat, but DEDEDE is able to roll out of the way. He uses his legs to kick the chair away from Viz and Viz mounts DEDEDE! Viz with rights and lefts, but DEDEDE is able to throw him off! DEDEDE uses the ropes to pull himself up and he is able to get his foot up right as Viz comes running at him! Viz stumbles back, but quickly regains his composure. He looks for a clothesline but DEDEDE ducks! DEDEDE with a nice looking reverse roundhouse kick that catches Viz across the face, and he seizes Viz’s wrist! DEDEDE with an Irish whip, and Viz slams hard into that corner! Running jumping forearm smash connects on Viz and DEDEDE does this three more times!!!
Stew-O: DEDEDE hits Viz with a brutal looking uppercut that snaps Viz’s head back! DEDEDE with a kick to the stomach and he wraps his arm around Viz’s neck, drilling him head first into the mat! DEDEDE works quickly and unties the turnbuckle padding, exposing the steel on all three. Viz has sat back up, but DEDEDE with a running knee to the face! Viz falls back and that allows DEDEDE to drag Viz over to that exposed corner!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE tries to slam Viz’s face into the exposed turnbuckle, but Viz gets his foot up! This absolutely infuriates DEDEDE and he violently clubs Viz in the back of the skull! The force of the blow drops Viz to his knees and DEDEDE is just raining elbow shot after elbow shot down on Viz’s skull! Viz is covering up, but DEDEDE does not care! He takes Viz by the hair and bounces him face first off that middle turnbuckle!
Flannery McCoy: It wasn’t enough to split Viz open so DEDEDE does it again and then bounces Viz’s face off the bottom turnbuckle as well! The champion is bleeding now!!!
Mr. DEDEDE: :drakelike:
Stew-O: DEDEDE jerks Viz into a sitting position and grabs one of the discarded turnbuckle pads. He places it across Viz’s bleeding face, making sure to cover the man’s nose and mouth and he is pulling back on the strings now! DEDEDE is trying to snuff Viz out! I guess that’s one way to make sure you win the match!
Jake Mercer: Well last week on Dynasty when Serena Bennett and Harlow Reichert had their contract singing for the incredible Red Wallz match we saw earlier, it was Veena Adams who stated that this type of match can only end in pinfall, submission, or death. We all know Mr. DEDEDE isn’t afraid to get his hands dirty and if that means suffocating The Visual Prophet, then so be it.
Flannery McCoy: The referee is trying to reason with Mr. DEDEDE as Viz’s arms and legs are flailing about! I’m not sure how much longer Viz can take being suffocated. I doubt he’s able to breathe at this point!
Stew-O: You could be right, but Viz’s foot has landed in the glass! Viz can see that there’s a pile of glass by his foot and he is trying to drag some of it towards him! Mr. DEDEDE sees what’s going on and he makes the decision to release The Visual Prophet! Viz immediately falls to the side and is trying to suck the air back into his lungs right now! DEDEDE drives his elbow into the side of Viz’s head, but Viz’s hand is in that glass now! Viz’s fingers have closed around a piece of glass and he brings it up, jabbing it right in Mr. DEDEDE’s arm!
(A grunt of pain escapes from Mr. DEDEDE and out of instinct he grabs for his arm. That shard of glass is jutting out of his skin and without hesitation, he rips it out. Blood pours from the wound which draws a curse from DEDEDE’s lips, and he immediately places his hand over the wound.)
Jake Mercer: That’s a lot of blood, guys.
Flannery McCoy: That typically happens when you get stabbed, Jake, but something tells me this thing is far from over. Mr. DEDEDE is going to brush that off as nothing more than a flesh wound.
(Flannery would be right.)
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE has made his way to the chair and he is unwrapping the barbed wire from it. He’s able to get it loose and he wraps it around his entire arm!
Jake Mercer: :skip: The wounded arm.
Flannery McCoy: And now it’s a weapon, because DEDEDE has wrapped it with barbed wire. Viz is crawling towards the Chairman, but DEDEDE just caught him with a barbed wire wrapped forearm! Hella smart by DEDEDE. That barbed wire might very well keep Viz from picking at that injury.
Stew-O: DEDEDE has his loaded arm wrapped around Viz’s throat and he drags him to his feet! DEDEDE sends Viz into the ropes and he turns him inside out with a massive clothesline! Viz is gripping his chest after getting hit with the loaded forearm. DEDEDE has gone to get the chair, and Viz needs to find a way to get himself back into this match.
CRACK!!!
(Mr. DEDEDE slams the chair down on Viz’s chest.)
CRACK!!!
(Viz takes another nasty looking chair shot across his back.)
CRACK!!!
(A third chair shot lands across the back of Viz’s head right as he was dragging himself onto all fours.)
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE IS GOING HAM ON VIZ NOW! HE IS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF VIZ WITH THAT CHAIR NOW! HE’S MANAGED TO BEND IT ACROSS VIZ’S BACK AND DEDEDE TOSSES IT TO THE SIDE! HE PULLS VIZ OVER TO THE STEPS AND SLAMS VIZ’S RIGHT LEG ONTO THE STEEL! VIZ GRABS HIS LEG AND NOW DEDEDE IS PICKING UP THE STEPS! HE PLACES THEM DOWN ON VIZ’S LEG AND DEDEDE IS STOMPING ON THE STEPS!!! HE IS TRYING TO CRUSH VIZ’S LEG!!!!
Flannery McCoy: :lupe: DEDEDE is looking around at the weapons that are hanging on Glass Wallz, and I think he is going for the table!
(DEDEDE does go for the table and after he unhooks it, he goes for the black bag Viz was eyeing up earlier. DEDEDE sets the table up and quickly rips open the bag, dumping the contents of it across the table. Thumbtacks, nails, and broken pieces of glass are spread around by Mr. DEDEDE.)
Stew-O: I don’t feel great about this at all. Mr. DEDEDE just placed the black bag over Viz’s head and he’s gotten him up. DEDEDE picks up Viz and slams him down onto the table! Viz is convulsing, having just landed on top of glass, nails, and thumbtacks, and DEDEDE appears to have this match under his control now.
Jake Mercer: Man, this doesn’t look good for Viz. He’s taken a lot of punishment in the last few minutes and his World Heavyweight Championship reign could be coming to an end. Mr. DEDEDE was always going to be a dangerous opponent for him, and I’m not sure if I like the fact DEDEDE is going over to the ropes now. We don’t see Mr. DEDEDE go high risk that often, but it appears that he is looking to try and end this match right now. DEDEDE steadies himself on the top rope AND THERE. HE. GOES!
Flannery McCoy: SOMERSAULT FROM THE TOP ROPE BY MR. DEDE-
Stew-O: VIZ MOVES! VIZ MOVES! MR. DEDEDE CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE AND LANDS IN AN ABSOLUTE MESS! DEDEDE IS TWITCHING AND GRABBING AT HIS MIDSECTION!!! HE HAS GLASS AND THUMBTACKS STUCK IN HIS SKIN RIGHT NOW AND I THINK HE GOT PIERCED WITH SEVERAL OF THOSE NAILS AS WELL! :damn:
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE went high risk, looking for a high reward, but it didn’t pay off. He’s in a lot of pain right now. Viz has removed the bag from his head and he sees his adversary writhing around on the ground. This seems to breathe new life into the reigning and defending World Heavyweight Champion, and Viz is able to make it up. He staggers over to DEDEDE and begins to put the boots to him! All that’s doing is driving the tacks and the glass further into DEDEDE’s flesh. Viz reaches down to scoop up DEDEDE, pulling him out of the table wreckage, and he quickly tosses him into the corner. Viz takes a moment to catch his breath before barreling towards DEDEDE! A corner clothesline sends DEDEDE down into a sitting position and Viz is now stomping away on DEDEDE’s chest and stomach!
Flannery McCoy: Viz with several kicks to the face now and he follows up with a brutal knee that hits DEDEDE right in the kisser! Viz brings DEDEDE over to the exposed corner of the ring, and he places his challenger into a sitting position. Viz looks around and lays his eyes on the chair, and he goes to collect it! That chair is bent thanks to it being smashed repeatedly over Viz’s back, but Vizzy positions it in front of DEDEDE’s face and lets it lay across the ropes. Viz runs around to the opposite side of the ring and here he comes! Running dropkick sends that chair into DEDEDE’s face!!!!
Stew-O: The force of that dropkick knocked DEDEDE against that exposed steel as well. Double the punishment and a very smart move by The Visual Prophet. He grabs the chair and slams it into Mr. DEDEDE’s face!
Jake Mercer: Viz climbs the ropes above Mr. DEDEDE and he removes a chain from the side of Glass Wallz.
Flannery McCoy: Viz is back down and he wraps the chain around Mr. DEDEDE’s neck. He drags him out of the corner, positioning them in the center of the ring, and he is now choking him. DEDEDE’s in survival mode and he claws at Viz’s hands and arms. He is trying to break the choke, but Viz is not having it. DEDEDE clenches his fist and slams his injured arm into Viz’s face, but Viz stands his ground. That can’t be an easy thing to do at this point. DEDEDE’s arm is still wrapped up in barbed wire and that one strike from DEDEDE has caused fresh blood to trickle down Viz’s face.
Stew-O: Viz tightens the choke he has on Mr. DEDEDE and DEDEDE is forced to just continue throwing his hand up, hoping for the best. He manages to land several shots to Viz’s face and finally Viz has to break. The blood is pouring into his eyes now, but he is quick to move around from DEDEDE.
Jake Mercer: Viz quickly shortens the chain and doubles it up. DEDEDE is gasping for air right now, and trying to find his own second wind, BUT LOOK AT VIZ! VIZ JUST WHIPPED DEDEDE ACROSS THE BACK WITH THE CHAIN! A STRANGLED SCREAM ERUPTS FROM DEDEDE AND VIZ WHIPS HIM AGAIN! HE CONTINUES TO WHIP MR. DEDEDE, SPLITTING OPEN DEDEDE’S ALREADY WOUNDED BACK!
Flannery McCoy: Jesus Christ…
Stew-O: VIZ GIVES DEDEDE ONE FINAL LASH WITH THE CHAIN! HE WRAPS IT AROUND HIS FIST AND NAILS DEDEDE IN THE HEAD!
Jake Mercer: Once again, Mr. DEDEDE shows off his in-ring awareness by crawling towards the ropes. Right as he gets his hand on the ropes, Viz is able to seize him by the ankle! DEDEDE manages to shake him off and tries to get up! Viz nails him right between the shoulderblades with the chain, and guys, Mr. DEDEDE’s back is a disgusting mess right now. Viz has literally peeled the skin from it :lupe:
Stew-O: No doubt a lot of Elitists have fantasized about beating Mr. DEDEDE bloody. Viz is living the dream at the moment and he has that chain wrapped around DEDEDE’s throat once again.
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE still has a hold of the ropes, though. He’s on his feet and doing his best to defend against this choke. DEDEDE once again is able to throw his arm up and catch Viz in the face. Viz loses his grip and DEDEDE turns around, and catches Viz with a right hand! Viz staggers back and DEDEDE lands three more punches to the face of the champ! Viz is finally able to come back, catching DEDEDE with a knee to the stomach. DEDEDE fires back with a forearm to the jaw, and he is able to catch a hold of the chain and draw Viz towards him! DEDEDE WITH A SHOT TO VIZ’S GROIN! DEDEDE WENT WITH THE LOW BLOW OUT OF SHEER DESPERATION! VIZ CRUMBLES TO THE MAT! DEDEDE HAS THE CHAIN NOW!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE DOUBLES THE CHAIN AND HE WHIPS IT ACROSS VIZ’S FACE! BLOOD GOES FLYING EVERYWHERE, AND DEDEDE BRINGS THE CHAIN DOWN ACROSS VIZ’S CHEST! DEDEDE SHOWING ABSOLUTELY NO MERCY TOWARDS VIZ AS HE CONTINUES TO BEAT HIM!
Flannery McCoy: Viz’s glorious breasts have been split open, and blood is pouring down his chest. This is a gruesome frontal whipping and Viz has been rendered utterly defenseless. DEDEDE finally stops the beating, satisfied he’s gotten his point across, and he quickly wraps the chain around Viz’s right leg and drags him over to the ropes. I have no idea what is going through Mr. DEDEDE’s head right now, but surely it can’t be good. He picks up Viz and sits him down on the top turnbuckle, before slamming his own elbow through several of the glass panes. Mr. DEDEDE has created some empty spaces and he threads the chain through them. DEDEDE is peeling the barbed wire from his arm now and he is using the bloodied wire to secure the chain around Viz’s leg to the glass wall. Well that… that is resourceful…
Stew-O: I’m just curious as to what the fuck he is about to do. Why is he tying The Visual Prophet to the wall?
Jake Mercer: Well DEDEDE is unhooking a kendo stick now AND HE SLAMS IT INTO VIZ’S CHEST! DEDEDE WITH THE KENDO STICK AGAIN! HE HITS VIZ IN THE CHEST SIX MORE TIMES BEFORE VIZ IS FINALLY ABLE TO USE HIS FREE LEG TO KICK THE KENDO STICK OUT OF DEDEDE’S HANDS! DEDEDE QUICKLY JUMPS ON THE MIDDLE ROPE AND BEGINS PUNCHING VIZ IN THE FACE AND HEAD! VIZ’S HANDS ARE FREE SO HE TAKES A SHOT AT THE CHAIRMAN’S RIBCAGE! DEDEDE’S FOOT NEARLY SLIPS, BUT HE EASILY REGAINS HIS FOOTING AND HEADBUTTS THE SHIT OUT OF VIZ! VIZ IS ABLE TO LAND ANOTHER SHOT TO THE STOMACH! DEDEDE FIRES BACK WITH A RIGHT HAND! VIZ WITH A FOREARM NOW AND HE CATCHES DEDEDE IN THE RIBS! VIZ HAS JUST ENOUGH STRENGTH LEFT TO SHOVE DEDEDE OFF THE ROPES AND DEDEDE LANDS ON HIS BACK!
(With DEDEDE down, Viz is forced to assess the predicament he currently finds himself in. His leg is tied to the side of the glass wall and with no other choice, he starts to dig at the barbed wire.)
Stew-O: Viz doesn’t seem to care that the barbed wire is ripping up his hands at the moment. He’s got to get free and he has got to get down from there. He is able to pull the barbed wire free BUT DEDEDE IS BACK UP! HE QUICKLY JUMPS ONTO THE ROPES RIGHT AS VIZ IS UNWRAPPING THE CHAIN FROM HIS LEG, BUT DEDEDE! DEDEDE HAS VIZ AND IS PULLING HIM TO HIS FEET! THEY ARE EXCHANGING RIGHTS AND LEFTS ON THE TURNBUCKLES NOW! VIZ WITH A HEADBUTT, AND DEDEDE’S FOOT SLIPS! VIZ TAKES HIM BY THE HAIR, BUT DEDEDE WITH A HEART PUNCH! VIZ LETS OUT A STRANGLED CRY! HIS CHEST TOOK A BEATING JUST A FEW MOMENTS AGO!
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE has brought them both up to the very top turnbuckle and he’s got Viz by the waist. WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING??
Jake Mercer: I… I… have no words…
Stew-O: The Chairman just slammed Viz into the meat hook that was hanging from the cage. I don’t know what kind of fucking psychopath put together the weapons list for this year’s edition of Glass Wallz, but I think I’m going to be throw up. That meat hook has pierced Viz’s skin and he is hanging from it. Viz is fucking hanging from the side of that glass wall by the skin of his back and look at that sick smile on Mr. DEDEDE’s face.
Flannery McCoy: Viz can do nothing right now. I think he has literally gone into shock. We saw something similar last year during War Games when a former employee strung up Ms. Extreme. But somehow, some way this just seems to be a lot worse. We all know Mr. DEDEDE has no fucking conscious. He’s got the kendo stick. Come on.
(Mr. DEDEDE twirls the kendo stick and points it at The Visual Prophet. Clearly DEDEDE is feeling it right now, the arrogance just oozing from his blood covered body. DEDEDE gets in a batter’s stance and takes a few practice swings, just trying to be funny, and finally he just slams the kendo stick across Viz’s bloodied and battered chest as hard as he can. The Visual Prophet’s screams are deafening. Some members of the virtual crowd can be seen turning away from their computers and the referee looks visibly sick.)
Stew-O: There are no words…
(Viz hangs there limply and Mr. DEDEDE slams the kendo stick across the man’s chest again and again, until he finally finally breaks it in half.)
(DEDEDE tosses the broken kendo stick to the ground and turns his back to Viz.)
Flannery McCoy: Hey guys…
Jake Mercer: Are you seeing what I’m seeing?
(The camera zooms out just a bit and that allows everyone to get a good shot of the entire ring. The side of the wall that Viz is hanging on has started to lean. Viz isn’t exactly a small man, and due to the pain his body is in right now, he is twitching and moving around a lot. Viz is desperately trying to free himself. That is putting more pressure on the glass wall and all of a sudden it starts to lean even more.)
Stew-O: That wall is about to collapse…
Flannery McCoy: Wouldn’t that make the whole thing fall over…
(Mr. DEDEDE continues to bask in his own glory, but finally, he turns around. Right as he does, he sees Viz’s eyes snap open and the champion kick his own legs out in a last ditch attempt to get free. The wall Viz is attached to comes tumbling down! Mr. DEDEDE can barely get his hands up to shield himself as Viz falls down on top of him and all four glass walls come crashing down into the ring. A rain shower of glass engulfs the two Elitists, along with the referee who had nowhere to run since the glass doors were closed and locked. What’s left in the ring are three broken bodies, millions of glass shards, and all of it in the middle of a river of blood.)
Jake Mercer: There’s no movement inside that ring right now, and I’m truly at a loss for words. One other time Glass Wallz has collapsed, but this… this is just something else entirely…
Flannery McCoy: Truly a gruesome sight.
(Another referee makes his way down to the ramp and carefully gets inside the ring. Taking note of how dire things are, he motions for medical personnel to start making their way down.)
Stew-O: This isn’t exactly how I pictured Glass Wallz ending, but there’s no way The Visual Prophet and Mr. DEDEDE can continue. Paramedics have now arrived on the scene and even they are unsure about how to go about getting these three men out of the ring.
(The paramedics start to tend to the injured referee first and while that is going on, the camera catches The Visual Prophet’s hand moving.)
Jake Mercer: Look at Viz! He’s moving!
(The World Heavyweight Champion is a grisly sight. How he’s even conscious is anyone’s guess. He has glass sticking out of his flesh but nothing is more ghastly than his beaten, bloody chest. A few feet away is Mr. DEDEDE and he is on his stomach. His legs are moving, but he also looks like a car crash victim. The damage Viz did to his back earlier in the match is on full display and fresh blood has pooled around DEDEDE thanks to all the glass that is now stuck in his wounds.)
Flannery McCoy: Mr. DEDEDE is moving as well, but it seems like Viz has a little more left in the tank. He’s on all fours, crawling through the debris, and he gets to DEDEDE! Viz throws DEDEDE onto his back and throws himself on top of him!
(The referee who had come down to the ring looks a bit surprised.)
Stew-O: I don’t think the referee knows what is going on! We’re being told that he was sent to the ring to check things out because apparently they were getting ready to call the match off in the back!
Jake Mercer: Well they can’t call it off now because at least Viz is moving! Viz doesn’t understand why the referee isn’t counting. He could have counted to fifty by now! COUNT REFEREE! THIS IS STILL A MATCH!
(The referee kicks away some glass and finally drops down to make a count.)
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: MR. DEDEDE KICKS OUT!
Stew-O: IT WAS THIS NEW OFFICIAL’S HESITATION THAT JUST COST THE VISUAL PROPHET A VICTORY! VIZ HAD DEDEDE PINNED FOR WHAT SEEMED TO BE AGES BEFORE THIS REFEREE DECIDED TO COUNT!
Jake Mercer: In all fairness, we all thought this match was being called off. The Glass Wallz structure collapsed on top of our competitors and for a while, neither of them were moving. I know it must have been a shock to see both Viz and DEDEDE show signs of life, but you are right, Stew-O. That hesitation could end up costing Viz dearly.
Flannery McCoy: Viz has rolled off DEDEDE and both men are just laying on their backs, looking up at the lights. I don’t know what it’s going to take for either of them to win this match, but something’s going to have to give eventually. This has been a heavyweight clash right from the very start. There was a feeling in the air when we arrived here tonight that I can’t really describe. Something told me this match was going to be the type of contest that would live on forever, but not for the reasons you would expect. I know that I’ll never be able to get the vision of The Visual One hanging from a meat hook like a dead animal out of my head.
Stew-O: This has been something, that’s for sure. How both men are still in it at this point truly defies logic. Glass Wallz always seems to end up being a spectacle. Some would even say it’s overbooked. But that doesn’t take away from the fact that this match changes everyone who steps into it.
(After blinking at the lights a few more times, The Visual Prophet finally pulls himself into a sitting position. He looks over at his opponent and much to his horror, DEDEDE has managed to roll over onto his side. Viz just shakes his head, knowing damn well that he is going to have to take it to another level if he wants to put DEDEDE down and keep him there.)
Jake Mercer: Viz has put some distance between himself and DEDEDE and he struggles to stand. I have no idea how Viz is able to get back to his feet after being strung up like that. His whole body had to go numb, guys, but like we have seen time and time again here in EAW, our men and women are able to survive some absolutely brutal conditions. Viz makes his way over Mr. DEDEDE and he reaches down to gr-
Stew-O: OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD! OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GAWD!
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE JUST USED THAT BROKEN PIECE OF KENDO STICK AND CAUGHT VIZ RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES! VIZ IS DOWN! HE’S NOT GETTING UP! DEDEDE THROWS HIMSELF OVER THE CHAMP! NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP! NEW CHAMP!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: VIZ KICKED OUT! VIZ KICKED OUT! VIZ KICKED OUT! DEDEDE IS FURIOUS! THE CHAIRMAN IS ABSOLUTELY BESIDE HIMSELF RIGHT NOW! VIZ JUST TOOK A KENDO STICK RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES AND HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO KICK THE FUCK OUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: I’M IN DISBELIEF! LOOK AT DEDEDE! HE IS PULLING AT HIS BLOOD SOAKED HAIR AND HIS EYES HAVE GONE WIDE! WE HAVE SEEN THAT LOOK SO MANY TIMES FROM HIM! SOMETHING DARK HAS WOKEN UP INSIDE OF MR. DEDEDE AND HE IS GETTING BACK TO HIS FEET! HE SEEMS TO HAVE A RENEWED SENSE OF ENERGY! HE WANTS TO PUT VIZ DOWN! HE’S GRABBED THE CHAMPION AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE BACK UP! DEDEDE HAS VIZ BY THE HAIR AND HE CRACKS HIS HEAD AGAINST VIZ’S! VIZ STAGGERS, BUT HE STAYS UPRIGHT, AND HE SHOVES DEDEDE AWAY FROM HIM!
Stew-O: DEDEDE COMES FLYING AT VIZ, BUT VIZ IS ABLE TO DUCK THE CLOTHESLINE! DEDEDE SPINS BACK AROUND AND JUST DUCKS ANOTHER ‘IKE TURNER SPECIAL’ FROM! DEDEDE GRABS VIZ BY THE WAIST, BUT VIZ IS ABLE TO BLOCK THE GERMAN SUPLEX ATTEMPT! HE CATCHES DEDEDE WITH A BACK ELBOW AND LOOKS TO THROW DEDEDE INTO THE ROPES! DEDEDE BLOCKS AND PULLS VIZ TOWARDS HIM, LOOKING TO REVERSE THE WHIP, BUT VIZ IS ABLE TO CRACK DEDEDE ACROSS THE JAW WITH A VIOLENT RIGHT HAND!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE BARELY FLINCHES! HE ABSORBS THE BLOW, PUSHES VIZ AWAY, AND RUNS THE ROPES! DEDEDE LOOKING FOR THE SPEAR! VIZ SIDE STEPS! DEDEDE IS ABLE TO PUT ON THE BRAKES BEFORE HE GOES THROUGH THE ROPES! VIZ GRABS DEDEDE FROM BEHIND BUT DEDEDE FENDS HIM OFF! DEDEDE LOOKING FOR ‘DEMOLITION’ BUT VIZ MANAGES TO AVOID THE DIAMOND CUTTER! VIZ GRABS DEDEDE BY THE HAIR AND THROWS HIM SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE EXPOSED RING POST!!!!
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE STUMBLES OUT OF THE CORNER, HOLDING HIS SHOULDER, AND VIZ WITH A SHOT TO THE KIDNEY AREA! DEDEDE IS HURT AND THAT ALLOWS VIZ TO PICK UP DEDEDE! HE LOOKS FOR A MILITARY PRESS BUT LOOK AT DEDEDE FREE HIMSELF! HE DROPS TO THE GROUND, SPINS VIZ AROUND, AND CHOPS HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE CHEST! MY GOD! VIZ’S CHEST ALREADY LOOKS LIKE HAMBURGER MEAT AND DEDEDE LANDS ANOTHER CHOP! VIZ IS FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN AND HE CHOPS DEDEDE! DEDEDE WITH ANOTHER CHOP, BUT LOOK AT VIZ! HE JUST UNLEASHED ONE ON THE CHAIRMAN THAT JUST ECHOED THROUGH WORLD 1 THEATRE! VIZ WITH MACHINE GUN LIKE PRECISION! THOSE CHOPS ARE DOING A NUMBER ON DEDEDE’S CHEST! IT’S TURNING PURPLE!
Stew-O: DEDEDE RAKES VIZ ACROSS THE FACE OUT OF DESPERATION! THAT FUCKS WITH PROPHET AS HE WAS IN THE PROCESS OF ABSOLUTELY LIGHTING UP MR. DEDEDE! DEDEDE IS ABLE TO TAKE VIZ AND THROW HIM INTO THE CORNER! HE FLIES TOWARDS VIZ AND THERE’S ‘RAPTURE’!!! THE HELLUVA KICK CONNECTS WITH VIZ AND NOW DEDEDE IS DRAGGING HIM OUT OF THE CORNER! MR. DEDEDE IS SETTING VIZ UP FOR THE ‘GRAND SLAM’! HE KISSES VIZ ON THE HEAD AND BUT LOOK! LOOK! VIZ HAS DEDEDE BY THE BALLS!!!
Flannery McCoy: :krabs: Oh shit!
Jake Mercer: VIZ HAS LITERALLY GRABBED DEDEDE BY THE BALLS AND THAT’S STOPPED ALL OF DEDEDE’S MOMENTUM! VIZ BACKS DEDEDE ALL THE WAY INTO THE CORNER BEFORE HE LETS GO AND HITS HIM WITH A KNEE! VIZ’S KNEE JUST CONNECTED WITH DEDEDE’S NUTS AND DEDEDE GOES DOWN IN A HEAP! VIZ TAKES A MOMENT TO CATCH HIS BREATH AND HE FINALLY PULLS DEDEDE UP! IT TOOK VIZ GRABBING COCKZILLA :mjlol: TO PUT A HALT TO DEDEDE! VIZ LIFTS DEDEDE UP IN THE SPINEBUSTER POSITION AND HE PLANTS HIM RIGHT ACROSS THE RING STEPS! VIZ LEAVES DEDEDE ON THE STEPS AND NOW HE IS GOING TO THE ROPES!
Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT! I THINK HE IS GOING TO TRY AND END DEDEDE WITH A ‘BOW TO THE HEART’!!!!
(Viz gets himself set and he looks down at DEDEDE. He knows this is his chance to finally put this match to bed.)
Stew-O: VIZ TAKES TO THE SKIES! THE FLYING ELBOW LANDS ACROSS DEDEDE’S CHEST AND HE ROLLS OFF THE STEPS DUE TO THE IMPACT! VIZ QUICKLY COVERS DEDEDE AND THIS IS IT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: MR. DEDEDE. KICKS. OUT.
Flannery McCoy: UNFUCKINGREAL! VIZ REALLY IS GOING TO HAVE TO KILL THIS MAN!
(Desperation and uncertainty crosses the face of the champion. He thought for sure that would end the match and give him this victory. Viz can do nothing else but sit up and place his head in his hands.)
Stew-O: I have never seen The Visual Prophet so emotional during a match. He loves being the World Heavyweight Champion and he doesn’t want to see his championship taken away so Mr. DEDEDE can get his ninth reign.
(Viz finally lets his hands drop and he turns around, looking at Mr. DEDEDE. Despite everything, DEDEDE is still breathing and as long as he is still breathing, there’s a chance for Gawd to win the match.)
Jake Mercer: Viz forces himself up and he turns around to look at DEDEDE. DEDEDE is fighting to stand up, and Viz gives in and helps him up. DEDEDE lands a punch to the side of Viz’s ribs, but Viz just absolutely snaps! He snaps! He begins to pummel DEDEDE in the head with elbow shots, and now is targeting the back of the neck! Viz is going absolutely nuts right now!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ HAS NO CHOICE! DEDEDE HAS DROPPED TO ALL FOURS BUT VIZ IS FORCES HIM BACK UP! VIZ KICKS DEDEDE IN THE STOMACH AND GETS HIM IN A PILEDRIVER POSITION!
Stew-O: :damn: ‘DOVE’S CRY’! VIZ LEAPS IN THE AIR WITH DEDEDE AND HE JUST SPIKED THE CHAIRMAN ON THE RING STEPS WITH A LEAPING, SITOUT VERSION OF THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER! THIS MIGHT DO IT!!! THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY DEDEDE IS GETTING UP THIS TIME!
Jake Mercer: :damn: VIZ ISN’T TAKING ANY CHANCES! HE IS GOING FOR A SECOND ‘DOVE’S CRY’!!!! ONCE AGAIN, DEDEDE IS BRUTALLY SPIKED INTO THE RING STEPS!!! HIS WHOLE HEAD IS BUSTED OPEN AND HIS EYES ARE SHUT! GOODNIGHT MR. DEDEDE!!! SLEEP TIGHT!!!
Flannery McCoy: VIZ LETS OUT A VICTORY CRY AND THROWS HIMSELF OVER DEDEDE!!!!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND STILL ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!
(‘Don Life’ By Big Sean feat. Lil Wayne begins to blast across the public address system and the virtual audience erupts in a round of applause. The Visual Prophet doesn’t even bother to move. He is still laying across Mr. DEDEDE. He’s emotional, weary, and broken beyond all belief, but he’s more than anything, he’s won the match and retained his beloved championship.)
Stew-O: My god. That was a war.
Jake Mercer: That right there is what it means to be a world champion here in EAW. Those two gave it EVERYTHING they had, and more, and when they didn’t think there was anything more to give, they somehow found another gear. This wasn’t a wrestling match. I’m not sure what the fuck it was. But Viz somehow won it, and he gets to continue his championship reign.
Flannery McCoy: All I can do at the moment is just tip my cap to both men. Glass Wallz is always something that ends up being special and memorable, and this year’s match was no exception. At one point, it didn’t seem like the match could even continue on.
Stew-O: But continue on it did and as a result, we got a fitting end. It was brutal and it was violent, and something tells me that neither of these men are going to be the same ever again.
(The referee has helped Viz sit up and has given him the World Heavyweight Championship. Bae is cradling the belt to his broken chest, and has a look of relief across his face. He came, he fought, he won. More importantly, he survived.)
Jake Mercer: Viz just cemented himself as a dominant champion. Who’s going to beat him?
Flannery McCoy: At this point? After that match? No one probably.
Stew-O: What a night. Congratulations to all the winners and champions. House of Glass was an absolutely amazing event. For Flannery McCoy and Jake Mercer… goodnight and we’ll see you next week on Friday Night Dynasty!
(The camera captures a shot of Viz. He’s been helped to his feet and is celebrating with the World Heavyweight Championship before Dynasty goes to commercial break.)
(A commercial is shown for the thrift store starring Ryan Wilson)
(Dynasty returns to the gravelly vocals of Pop Smoke as ‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke blares throughout the arena and Chris Elite walks onto the stage with a big smile on his face.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PLEASE WELCOME, ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING HALL OF FAMER!!! CHRISSSSSSSS ELITEEEEEE!!!!
(Chris looks into the camera confused and starts to speak.)
Chris Elite: Hall of Famer?? She said like I’m an oldhead :dahell:
Flannery McCoy: Chris just said she thought he was an oldhead :mjlol:
Stew-O: :mjlol2:
Jake Mercer: You’re laughing at one of EAW’s most decorated superstars and former champions, put some respect on his name.
(Chris takes a microphone from a ringside official and begins to speak.)
Chris Elite: It’s funny. It’s really funny, actually. Kids these days, doing their best to deny the legacy of Chris Elite and laugh at what I’ve done. Yeah, I’m not in a championship match or the Cash In The Vault match, but doesn’t it say a lot that I’ve got a huge singles match at Pain For Pride without it BEING a championship match? I can do the same box office numbers that the main event will just off my name alone.
(Crowd cheers for Chris.)
Chris Elite: Anyone else in my position would be deadweight in the battle royale because EAW doesn’t gain anything off them actually being in an important match at Pain For Pride, but they know that no matter how many times guys like Jake Smith and Limmy Monaghan take me out of the game with pussy attacks, I’ll always come back and be more important than they’ll ever be to this company. I’ll always be a cashgoat and I’ll always have a more significant legacy than they will combined. Than most people in EAW combined, really.
(Chris looks at the canvas and then puts the microphone up again.)
Chris Elite: These bitches won’t ever win the world titles I have, perform at Paain For Pride like I have, achieve the title victories I’ve had and just had the tenure in EAW I’ve had. I’ve remained here against the supposed “top competition” for years now. From the Malcolm’s to the DEDEDE’s, I’ve beaten them all and been through it all. None of you motherfucking cornballs can take that shit away from me. Go do it yourself and then talk, bitch.
(Crowd laughs and cheers for Elite.)
Chris Elite: Kids who ain’t never done this shit and seen like two years in this company, think they’ve done it all. You haven’t done anything, so stop dragging my name through the mud because you wish you had done the shit I have. You wish you were Chris Elite and want to believe that you could do the things that I have, but you probably won’t because believe it or not, it takes actual skills in EAW to do the things I have. It takes more than cute shittalk and petty teenage insults to get you to where Chris Elite. Not has been, is.
Chris Elite: I’m still the shit in EAW and I’m still the guy they can count on for a fireworks main event or a massive turning point in the right direction for wherever it is I’m needed. I can still hang with the best of them and still take wins over top ranked opponents. I’m not even close to finished in EAW, I’m not even in my prime yet. Which is crazy considering I’ve got more medals to my name than most of these prospects will ever have in this company. Know who put y’all on and who’s still here paving the way so you forest gump before the running ass bozos can stumble your way to being a halfway decent elitist here in EAW.
(Chris stared into the camera and was about to throw the microphone on the canvas, when Faneto’ by Chief Keef. begins to bump throughout the arena’s speakers. The crowd welcomes SOSA Henderson to a chorus of boos and heavy hate. SOSA, microhpone in hand, walks onto the stage andc laughs at Chris Elite.)
SOSA Henderson: LMFAOOOOOOO!!!! :mjlol2:!!!!!!
Chris Elite: Fuck you. Suck my dick.
Sosa Henderson: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Chris Elite: Yeah, okay. Relax.
Sosa Henderson: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Chris Elite sighs and looks off into the crowd amidst the SOSA laughter.)
SOSA Henderson: Oh, my god, I’m crying. It’s crazy, you said yourself it’s really funny how everyone shits ya legacy. You know why they do it? You fucking suck!
Chris Elite: Man, this coming from the guy who called himself the New Breed Majesty when Andre Walker was doing more shit with it than you ever were. Oh, but you “Bulletproof” now, right? Shut the fuck up you corny bitch.
SOSA Henderson: Okay, ‘gAwD giVeN grEaTnESs’ fucking weirdo. You dance like a city redbone that I wear around my neckbone. You bitch like one too, every week you walk down to that ring and say it’s still the time of Chris Elite and say you’ve still got it, but you’ve been doing that for months now, when is that time finally gonna come? When is Chris Elite gonna prove he actually can hang with the best of them, instead of losing to midcard at best talent?
(Crowd boos SOSA heavily.)
SOSA Henderson: You hate the reality, but the reality is that you, Chris, haven’t been anything but a doormat for younger talent for some time now. You’v managed to fuck up every major opportunity you’ve had and YOU STILL COME OUT HERE EACH AND EVERY WEEK, TRYING TO COMPLAIN YOUR WAY INTO ANOTHER CHANCE! IT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN!
Chris Elite: What’s gonna happen is me whooping your ass up and down main street, clapping you at Pain For Pride and showing the world that SOSA Henderson has hit his ceiling.
SOSA Henderson: I’ve seen my heights? Alright, that means so much coming from someone who just said that his name speaks for itself, yet has to come outhere defending it every week. Every episode of Dynasty, Chris Elite’s losing, Chris Elite’s tired of losing or Chris Elite’s promising change. Every episode is a reset, but Pain For Pride is gonna be the reset you never counted on. SOSA Henderson is gonna be the reset you could’ve never seen coming.
Chris Elite: And I’m corny. You not shit. Actually, take that back, you are shit. Just shit. And you’re gonna be the shit that shows the world Chris Elite’s boots still got room left for stepping on bum ass elitists who could never lace them. I’ve been on the losing side more than once recently, but who hasn’t been? Have you never lost? Have you had a win that was more spoken about than my losses? Keep dickriding another man’s record because you can only finger your own.
SOSA Henderson: The losing side more than once? Lost the EAW World Heavyweight title match, lost the Pure title match, were sidelined in your finals tag match with the Blicky Boyz, but thank God, Malcolm’s back might have broken permanently if had to carry you one more time. You’re not just on the losing side, you live on the losing side and your career is being defined by your inability to win big matches nowadays. Pain For Pride is absolutely going to be no different from every other time you’ve managed to screw yourself out of one final drop of success in your dying career’s body.
Chris Elite: You know what, you’re right. My career’s been in limbo for too long, but let’s not pretend that I don’t have all the tools to turn that around and at the drop of a dime can’t find myself at the top of EAW. And maybe you was halfway right about one more thing, Pain For Pride is a reset, but I’m counting on every second of it. I’m counting on you showing up and showing out, I’m just gonna be better in every way and use Pain For Pride as the statement win that my career’s momentum has been needing. As the first step on a stairway to immortality.
SOSA Henderson: There’s that vein promise once again, you’ll desecrate your own dreams when you failed to hold true to it.
Chris Elite: No, I won’t because for the first time in a long time, I want a piece of this damn pie. I want more than the success I have achieved, I’m looking at all that I have YET to achieve. To put myself in a language of my own by extsbalsihign Chris Elite as having been the standard to live up to his entire career. Season 14 has been full of its highs and its lows, but Season 15 is going to be the season of Chris Elite and a nightmarish reality for you all to have to live in. A reality where you’ll never steal the spotlight away from me, or bitches like you even get the chance to you fucking dumbo.
SOSA Henderson: It’s wild that after this match, your career is going to officially be on the road for worse for wear, while mine is now climbing the totem pole to becoming a world champion in EAW. Any brand SOSA Henderson lands on is the brand to watch, you’re gonna be another glorified midcard position to any roster and spend your season being the stepping stone to bigger and better things for young talent. Every beating you take makes you a punching bag for the guys and girls next up, that’s the only role you’ll occupy in Season 15.
Chris Elite: I’ve never been that guy, or even a guy who celebrates in the pisspoor performances of someone else. I’m looking forward to my own individual success and SOSA Henderson is just the name of the mistake my career is going to correct at Pain For Pride.
SOSA Henderson: Mistake? Your mistake was believing facing me at Pain For Pride wouldn’t cement you as being washed. It will and one big match in the spotlight is all this moment will be for you, all you’ll take away from Pain For Pride. Next year, you’ll probably be the biggest name in the battle royale, who knows, next month you might be facing Ryan or Ronan for the New Breed title. Spitshine the belt that was just my come up.
Chris Elite: I’d see death before you caught me facing either one of those bums on Free-Per-View in 2021. But beating a former World Champion who I should’ve let just become another stain on his mother’s carpet will do my Pain For Pride fine. This is the point where EAW is put on notice that I’m not just coming for the matches of the night and most competitive wars out there, I’m taking results, I’m taking belts, I’m taking main events. I’m gonna send you into Season 15 tumbling down the hill of Chris Elite’s greatness.
Chris Elite: You could never take my place or my spot you fucking dickhead and at Pain For Pride, I’m gonna stomp your head into the curb and leave SOSA Henderson’s best days as a frame of the past.
(Chris Elite drops the microphone and shouts at SOSA Henderson. SOSA smiles at Chris, clearly aggravated, but backs up the stage and walks back through the curtain, his eyes never leaving Chris Elite. Chris hypes up the crowd and walks up the stage, before Dynasty cuts to commercial break.)
(A commercial is shown for Chris Elite versus SOSA Henderson at Pain For Pride)
[SCREENBAR: Dynasty Extreme Elimination Chamber – Road to Redemption 2020]
(The camera fades in to Stephie Love standing in the ring as above her head, hovering over the ring, is the Extreme Elimination Chamber structure which is focused on as Stephie begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest… IS A EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER MATCH FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Crowd: DSKLNJNS:OJLDKLISLKDHBJIJALJKHBJSAJO:ILASJJO:ASILJAO:LJSBA
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill plays up as Xander Payne makes his way out to the stage, slower than usual. Because he’s pushing in front of him a shopping cart full of weapons as he doesn’t stop at the stage and proceeds to continue down the ramp, continuing to push the shopping cart as he does casually.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 250 pounds… THE PAYNEKILLER… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Xander Payne has done good for himself recently. Going back to House of Glass where he beat a certain participant in this match, he finally gets to do something that he’s always struggled to do before and is now getting that chance of a lifetime once more, and that’s winning a World Championship.
Flannery McCoy: And of course his weapon of choice, well it’s plural. He seems to be carrying a shopping cart full of weapons and if I could tell you what was inside of it then I would but whatever he has in there could completely change the tides of the match for him and into his favor, it’s going to be very interesting to see how he utilizes them tonight.
Jake Mercer: AH FUCK THE GROUND! IT’S SHAKING WHAT THE HELL?! ISSA EARTHQUAKE! Oh it’s Xander nevermind, sorry guys, continue sorry sorry…
(Xander lifts the shopping cart up the stairs of the Extreme Elimination Chamber as he looks at the pods to the left and right of him as the Ref points him towards the right way as he pushes the shopping cart into the pod as he stands next to him as the pod scloses following that as ‘It Follows’ fades out. After a few moments ‘44 Bulldog’ plays up as Chris Elite makes his way out to the stage. He’s fixing something onto his feet as the camera pans down to show that he has barbed wire Timberlands on his feet as he looks down at them with a smirk on the stage before making his way down the ramp and to the ring)
Stephie Love: Next… from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 210 pounds… GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS… CHRIS ELITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Here comes one-half of the winners of the Grand Prix! Chris Elite is walking in with motivation tonight as I think he’s looking to be the most decorated Elitist in the entirety of Dynasty currently if he wins this matchup!
Flannery McCoy: I can definitely see that, two wins on the same night isn’t so far fetched but he’s come prepared. Those barbed wire Timberlands he has on his feet will seem to do him good use especially if he does his patented Box Office Smash.
Jake Mercer: I ain’t with the talk or the chit chat-
Stew-O: I’m not letting you sing that anymore if you’re gonna say the n-word like we’ve stopped you from doing one too many times.
Jake Mercer: :mjcry: Just let me live. But ye Chris Elite, if he wins the World Heavyweight Championship, imagine the photoshoots he would have with the title!
Stew-O: :mjlol:
Flannery McCoy: :mjlol:
(Elite makes his way up the stairs and enters into the structure as the Ref points him to his Chamber he looks down once more at the barbed wire Timberlands with a hyped look on his face yet it’s notable that he nurses the wounds from the Grand Prix finals as he makes his way into his pod as he prepares as it closes behind him as ‘44 Bulldog’ fades out. After a while ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P ft. Killer Mike & Despot plays up as Lethal Conseqences makes his way out to the stage with intensity as he doesn’t bother stopping at the stage and instead makes his way to the Chamber as he ignores the negative reaction the crowd is given him. While in his hand he holds a loaded mic, which is a regular mic with spikes all over it which is sure to cause a hell of a lot of pain in this matchup)
Stephie Love: Next… from Oakland, California… weighing in at 230 pounds… THE INEVITABLE… LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences is walking into this match with the intention, like one too many times he’s had, to capture World Championship gold. You’ve gotta be tired of having this many opportunities and coming up short, in LC’s eyes this has to change tonight.
Flannery McCoy: Let’s talk about that mic he has in his hands. The spikes he has on them spell a red light for anyone that stands in LC’s way and I think if someone does? Well then he’s going to put it to good use for sure.
Jake Mercer: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! ENTERING INTO THE IMPACT ZONE! BIG DADDY LC! OH MY GAWD IT’S TIME! WOO! THIS IS YOUR NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION EVERYONE! THE INEVITABLE! I’VE BEEN CHEERING HIM ON SINCE THE BEGINNING AND I WON’T STOP BECAUSE HE’S GOING TO WIN! LETSFUCKINGGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Shut up.
Jake Mercer: MAKE ME! LC IS THE BEST ELITIST OF ALL TIME! LET’S GO BIG LC!!!
(LC stops at the bottom of the ramp for a moment before stepping up the stairs and entering into the Extreme Elimination Chamber. He looks at the two competitors already in their pods as the crowd continues to give him a negative reaction before he enters a pod and it’s closed behind him as ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ fades out from there. Before long ‘Value’ by A$AP Ferg plays up as Mr. DEDEDE makes his way out to the stage as smoke emancipates from where he stands. It surrounds him before he walks out of the smoke holding his signature Equalizer in hand, the thing different about it this time around is the fact that electric wire is wrapped around it as he looks at it keeping a cold face before making his way down the ramp)
Stephie Love: Next… residing in The Ryan Adams estate of Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic… weighing in at 218 pounds… THE GAWD… MR. DEDEDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes the EAW Chairman! The last time we saw him is at this exact event in the Grand Prix finals as it was clear that it didn’t go his and his partner, Impact’s way as they came up short. You can tell very well by the look on his face that he’s looking for redemption.
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE is walking into war as always and the weapon he has of choice, The Equalizer, has brought him a plethora of success along with multiple World Titles. Speaking of though, now that the question arises, may we be seeing Mr. DEDEDE capture his 9th EAW World Championship tonight?
Jake Mercer: Gawd can do anything he wants, he’s done that since the stone age baby! Have you seen all of his accomplishments on his roster page?! Of course he’s been tusseling with the dinosaurs and taking down those pterodactyles!
Stew-O: I think you mean since 1999.
Jake Mercer: 1999 BC. :drakelike:
(DEDEDE doesn’t waste anytime making his way up the steps as he enters into the Chamber as the Ref guides him to his pod as DEDEDE enters in and waits anxiously as he holds The Equalizer in both of his hands looking it up and down as finally, a smirk crosses his face as ‘Value’ fades out. ‘Black Honey’ by Thrice would play up as MITSUBACHI would make his way out to the stage as Komatsu Ogawa would follow him. Ogawa would turn to MITSU and bow to him before making his way backstage as MITSU looks with a determined look on his face as in his hands he holds a trash can as he makes his way down the ramp)
Stephie Love: Next… from Sōka, Saitama, Japan… weighing in at 187 pounds… THE SILENT KILLER… MITSUBACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: As for MITSUBACHI this man is the complete underdog in this match. Although he’s done well for himself coming out on top at the go-home show, the ultimate test lies in the real thing tonight and he knows that.
Flannery McCoy: He has a very simplistic weapon in his hands, a trash can, very interesting compared to what the other people have in this match. MITSU has managed to do some extraordinary things and it’ll be great to see how he fares compared to the rest of the people in this matchup.
Jake Mercer: ALL THIS JAPANESE TRAINING! ALL THE HONING OF THE CRAFT! ALL BUILDING UP TO THIS! THE SPIRIT OF THE GREAT OGAWA FAMILY PUSHES HIM FORWARD TO BEING THE NEXT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! LETS GOOOOOO!!!
(MITSU would make his way up the stairs of the Extreme Elimination Chamber as he took a deep breath before entering the ring, inferring the position he’s in heading into this match as he poses at the center of the ring before heading to his corner. Shadow boxing as he keeps the trashcan next to him as ‘Black Honey’ fades out. And finally, ‘Don Life’ by Big Sean ft. Lil Wayne would play up as The Visual Prophet would make his way out to the stage extravagantly. With the World Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder he would be twirling a weapon in his hands a rungu throwing club as he looked towards it before tucking it between his arms as he raised the World Heavyweight Championship in the air before making his way down to the Extreme Elimination Chamber structure in front of him)
Stephie Love: And lastly… residing in Engadine, Michigan… weighing in at 265 pounds… HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a dominant World Title reign from The Visual Prophet. He’s beaten everyone that the Dynasty brand has thrown to him but what should be the ultimate test for him lies in this Chamber.
Flannery McCoy: Of course and we know very well whenever the odds are stacked against him he always manages to pull off some very shocking surprises from under his sleeve. It’ll be interesting to see how he takes this match, or most importantly, how he’s going to be using that African war club in his hands tonight!
Jake Mercer: :whew: Look at this man, been oozing charisma since the womb. Trust me! I have the ultrasound!
Stew-O: … How?
Jake Mercer: The Jake has his many ways. :wow:
(Viz stops at the bottom of the ramp as he looks up at the Extreme Elimination Chamber, taking his time before making his way up the stairs and into the structure as like the person that entered before him, he enters into the ring and makes his way to a corner as he hands the World Heavyweight Championship to the Ref as he raises it high in the air before ‘Don Life’ fades out and the Ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: HERE WE GO! OUR MAIN EVENT FOR DAY 2! EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER! WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
Flannery McCoy: Both The Visual Prophet and MITSUBACHI are exploding out of their corners in intensity as both of them are circling around one another as this match has officially begun! And MITSU already attempting to throw the trash can that he has in his hands towards Viz as Viz manages to move out of the way! Viz going back to trajectory now as he makes his way towards him, BUT MITSU STEPS FORWARD AND CATCHES HIM WITH A SPINNING WHEEL KICK TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: Viz already getting back up to his feet but MITSU is pushing him towards the ropes now as he sends him into an Irish whip as Viz rebounds back towards him! BUT VIZ USES THE MOMENTUM TO STRIKE THE RUNGU THROWING CLUB INTO THE GUT OF MITSUBACHI SENDING HIM DOWN TO A KNEE!
Stew-O: MITSU trying to recover as he’s catching his breath at the moment, BUT VIZ LIFTS THE CLUB AND SLAMS IT ACROSS HIS BACK! MITSU grabbing his back as he falls onto his stomach as Viz lifts it up, AND ATTEMPTS TO CONNECT WITH THE CLUB ONCE MORE! But it’s MITSU that rolls away to the outside of the ring. MITSU slowly using the chain-linked walls of the Chamber to pull himself up as he’s focusing his attention back on his opposition, BUT IT’S VIZ THAT’S CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE AS HE LEAPS OFF ATTEMPTING AN AXE HANDLE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU DROPS DOWN AND ROLLS BACK INTO THE RING AS VIZ LANDS ON HIS FEET!
(MITSUBACHI circles around the ring as The Visual Prophet looks on from the outside with a smirk)
The Visual Prophet: (Off-Mic) What’s wrong? Vizzy doesn’t bite!
Jake Mercer: Viz entering back into the ring, BUT MITSU TAKES THE TRASH CAN AND THROWS IT AT HIS HEAD! Viz is stunned as you can see the club drop to the ground as he stumbles back into the ring, as MITSU with a knee strike towards his head sends him down to the mat! Viz grabbing his head as he brings himself up onto a knee, but before he can do anything else MITSU jumps up and connects with an enzuigiri towards the side of his head!
Stew-O: Viz managing to keep himself planted on a knee but MITSU isn’t stopping the offense as he throws him towards the corner! MITSU taking a run towards Viz, and going for a knee strike once more! But Viz manages to move out of the way as he throws MITSU back into the corner himself as he runs forward, AND CONNECTS WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE TOWARDS THE NECK OF MITSUBACHI!
Flannery McCoy: MITSU falling towards a seated position as Viz steps back, and looks to stomp onto his face! But MITSU barely grabbing the foot of Viz as he’s attempting to fight back! But Viz slaps the taste out of his mouth as he separates from the two of them! The World Heavyweight Champion very boastful of himself as MITSU is bringing himself back up onto his feet. MITSU stepping forward and attempting a shoot kick towards his chest! But Viz moves out of the way as MITSU stumbles forward, INTO VIZ AS HE LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A SPINEBUSTER!
Jake Mercer: MITSU grabbing his back as Viz is bringing him back up to his feet, as MITSU attempts to strike with a forearm which sends Viz back to the ropes! MITSU making his way over to Viz, but Viz using the ropes to kick MITSU in the face which sends him back before anything else! Viz taking the time to pick up the rungu throwing club again as he turns his attention back to MITSU, AND SWINGS IT AT HIS HEAD!
Stew-O: But MITSU grabs ahold of it! Both of them struggling as they’re embroiled in a tug of war for the club, but Viz kicking MITSU in the gut as MITSU retreats back and falls to the ground! VIZ LOOKING TO SLAM IT DOWN ONTO HIS SKULL ONCE MORE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU WITH THE TRASH CAN AS HE PUTS IT OVER THE HEAD OF VIZ! Viz is stunned as he retreats away as he’s quickly trying to pry it off, BUT MITSU RUNS FORWARD AND KICKS THE TRASHCAN AS HE SENDS VIZ DOWN TO THE GROUND! MITSU taking the trashcan off of him as he brings him back up to his feet and sends him towards the ropes, MITSU GOING FOR ANOTHER SPINNING WHEEL KICK!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR AS HE POUNCES HIM OUT OF THE RING!
Stew-O: MITSU landing hard on the outside but he’s already attempting to get back up to his feet as Viz is following him and grabbing him by the head, AS HE SLAMS HIM AGAINST THE WALL OF THE CHAMBER! MITSU grabbing onto the chain-linked walls as he drags himself away from the World Heavyweight Champion as Viz makes his way towards him once more and grabs him by his hair, BUT MITSU GRABBING HIM AS HE SLAMS HIM INTO A CHAMBER POD AND SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: MITSU returning the favor now as he’s grabbing him and throwing him back into the ring over the top rope as Viz is already beginning to bring himself up to a knee as MITSU enters back in. MITSU running to the ropes and back as Viz is still on a knee as MITSU jumps, AND GOES FOR A METEORA TOWARDS THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ CATCHES HIM IN MID-AIR AND PLANTS HIM DOWN INTO A SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO-
Stew-O: BUT MITSU KICKS OUT QUICKLY! Viz pushing him away as he’s back up to his feet and grabbing MITSU by the head and beginning to drag him towards the turnbuckles, but it’s MITSU with an elbow sent straight towards his gut forcing both of them to separate from one another. Viz moving backward but is already grabbing ahold of MITSU once more, BUT MITSU SETS HIM UP AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP SENDING HIM BACK FIRST TO THE CANVAS!
Flannery McCoy: MITSU back up to his feet as he grabs Viz as well and brings him up along with him as he runs to the ropes and back, AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR ANOTHER KNEE STRIKE! But Viz moves out of the way as he spins around, AND ATTEMPTS A DISCUS LARIAT! But MITSU ducks under as he keeps himself behind him, AND PLANTS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BACKSTABBER!
Jake Mercer: MITSU is back on track and that’s where he needs to be if he wants to keep going in this matchup. He’s picking back up his weapon of choice as he places the trashcan onto Viz and I don’t like where he’s going with that. MITSU is climbing up to the top rope as Viz is still in pain trying to recover but I don’t think he’ll know what hit him, AS MITSU LEAPS OFF OF THE TOP ROPE AND LOOKS TO CRUSH VIZ WITH THE TRASH CAN ON TOP OF HIM!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S VIZ THAT WAS PLAYING POSSUM AS HE GETS UP AS MITSU IS STANDING ON THE TOP ROPE AND THROWS THE TRASHCAN AT HIM! MITSU catching the trashcan as he’s barely able to keep his balance as Viz grabs him on the top rope, but MITSU with a kick to his face as he’s not going to go down so easily! MITSU dropping the trashcan as he leaps off of the top rope!
Flannery McCoy: AND TAKES DOWN A STANDING VIZ WITH A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TOWARDS HIS CHEST! MITSU HOOKING THE LEG!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ KICKS OUT! MITSU is back up to his feet as he stabilizes himself as Viz is grabbing at his chest trying to catch a breath. MITSU is taking the rungu throwing club that Viz has managed to use well in this match as he seems he wants to use it for his own benefit as well as he’s waiting for Viz to get back up to his feet!
CRACK!
Stew-O: AS HE CRACKS THE CLUB AGAINST HIS SKULL AS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION COLLAPSES BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: And look at the blood just pouring down from the skull of The Visual Prophet, it’s clear that we’re going to be seeing a lot more of that in this match as MITSU is already bringing him back up to his feet.
Jake Mercer: Speaking of the countdown has begun!!! Oh boy I’m excited, AMPED! PUMPED!
Stew-O: Get to the point damn.
Jake Mercer: WHO WILL BE THE THIRD PERSON ENTERING THIS MATCH FROM THE CHAMBER PODS!
5…
4…
(MITSUBACHI stands in the center of the ring as he seems braced for whatever is about to come his way as he has a fierce look of determination as he drops the ringu throwing club and braces the trashcan in his hands)
3…
2…
Stew-O: VIZ FROM BEHIND AS HE’S BARELY ABLE TO GET UP TO HIS FEET AS HE TAKES THE CLUB OFF THE GROUND AND SLAMS IT INTO THE BACK OF MITSU’S KNEECAP!
1…
BUZZ!!!
(The crowd would buzz in anticipation before as the lights, previously dimmed, would have a solo spotlight shined down on a singular pod in the Chamber)
???: :dave:
Flannery McCoy: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS THE 3RD MAN IN THE CHAMBER!
Jake Mercer: LC gripping onto his loaded mic in one hand as he’s making his way into the ring as Viz turns around, AND LC IS ALREADY LOOKING TO STAB THE SPIKES ON THE MIC STRAIGHT TOWARDS HIS HEAD!
Stew-O: But Viz manages to get up as he stumbles backwards barely dodging the attack as LC swings again, but it was a fake as Viz ducks under and LC trips his legs which sends him down to the canvas! LC not wasting any time running to the ropes and back as Viz is slowly beginning to pull himself up to a seated position as he’s dragging himself back up to his feet, but it’s LC that takes him down with a Lou Thesz press!
Flannery McCoy: And LC is taking the loaded mic now, AS HE SLAMS IT TOWARDS THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET! LC ISN’T DONE AS HE USES IT AGAIN TO BRUTALLY STAB VIZ’S FACE AND PUNCTURE HOLES THROUGH HIS SKIN WITH THE LOADED MIC AS THE BLOOD IS JUST BEGINNING TO POUR FROM VIZZY!
Jake Mercer: But it’s MITSUBACHI from behind taking advantage of LC who was focused on Viz as he grabs him, AND LIFTS HIM INTO AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!
Stew-O: BUT LC ROLLS IT INTO A BACKSLIDE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU QUICKLY PUSHES AWAY! Both of them are back up as LC takes the mic back in his hands, BUT MITSU COLLIDES WITH HIM BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING USING THE TRASHCAN AS A SHIELD AS BOTH OF THEM ARE SENT DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: LC dropping the mic as MITSU is taking advantage as he brings him up to his feet and grabs him as he sends him into an Irish whip! AS MITSU CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE WHICH SENDS LC DOWN TO THE GROUND! MITSU isn’t done as he runs to the ropes and back as LC sits back up, AS HE CONNECTS WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: MITSU holding his own right now as he’s back up to his feet as Viz is leaning against the corner as MITSU runs forward, AND CONNECTS WITH A RUNNING KNEE TO HIS GUT! Viz grabbing his gut in pain as MITSU turns around and gets a running start as he turns around and runs towards Viz again! BUT VIZ GRABS HIM AND TURNS HIM AROUND AS HE LAUNCHES HIM IN THE AIR WITH A QUICK BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX TO TAKE MITSUBACHI BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: Viz is back in the match as he’s already focusing his attention on LC and bringing him up, AS LC MANAGED TO DRAG HIMSELF BACK TO THE LOADED MIC AS HE TAKES A SWING!
Jake Mercer: But Viz manages to grab ahold of it! You can see the pain on his face as the spikes begin to stab through the palm of his hand as he’s trying to fight through it, but it’s LC with a kick to the gut as Viz is forced to let go as he stumbles backwards as LC takes a swing! BUT VIZ DUCKS UNDER! BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE KNEECAP OF LC SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
(Viz makes his way over to his weapon of choice as he takes the ringu throwing club and lifts it in the air momentarily as the crowd begins to cheer in pure bloodlust. He twirls it around before looking at both of his opponents, ready for them both to get back up to their feet)
Stew-O: LC IS UP FIRST AS HE TAKES HIS LOADED MIC AND SWINGS AT VIZ! But Viz ducking under as he takes his club and swings it at LC, BUT LC SIDE STEPS AS HE GRABS MITSU WHO’S GETTING UP AND THROWS HIM AT VIZ! AS MITSU ATTEMPTS TO CONNECT WITH A RUNNING FOREARM! BUT IT’S VIZ THAT LIFTS THE CLUB UP AS MITSU’S FOREARM MEETS THE CLUB INSTEAD OF VIZ’S FACE AS HE RETREATS BACK IN PAIN!
Flannery McCoy: LC running forward now as Viz is caught off guard as he grabs him by the head and throws him towards the ropes! But it’s Viz that grabs onto the top rope before he rebounds back towards LC as LC runs at him, BUT IT’S VIZ THAT LIFTS HIM UP AND SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE AS HE DROPS HIM ON THE METAL FLOORING OF THE EXTREME ELIMINATION CHAMBER IN THE PROCESS!
Jake Mercer: Viz leaving the ring now as he meets LC on the outside and grabs him by his head as he brings him up to his feet, BUT IT’S LC WITH AN ELBOW TOWARDS THE BRIDGE OF HIS NOSE THAT SENDS HIM BACKWARDS! LC stumbling backward as he’s backing himself against the wall of the cage as Viz runs forward, BUT LC MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS VIZ COLLIDES WITH THE CHAIN-LINKED STEEL WALLS OF THE CHAMBER!
Stew-O: LC isn’t done as he’s grabbing the head of Viz, AND LOOK AT HIM JUST GRINDING HIS FACE ALL OVER THE STEEL! STEEL AGAINST FLESH NOW THAT HAS TO HURT AS VIZ IS FLAILING HIS ARMS AROUND STRUGGLING TO ESCAPE! LC isn’t done now as he lets go of his grip and lifts his leg up, AS HE STOMPS DOWN STRAIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ADDING EVEN MORE PAIN TO THE ALREADY AGONIZING PAIN THAT HE’S FIGHTING THROUGH!
Flannery McCoy: LC grabbing Viz and throwing him back into the ring as LC is entering through, BUT MITSU GRABS HIM AND BRINGS HIM THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AS HE QUICKLY PLANTS HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS WITH A HANGMAN’S DDT! MITSU isn’t wasting anytime making his presence known as he’s grabbing LC by the head as he begins to send a barrage of forearms to his face as LC is sent back into the corner as MITSU grabs the middle rope! As he begins to thrust his shoulder into the gut of LC! MITSU is trying to weaken the freshest person currently in the match as he grabs LC by the arm and sends him towards the opposite corner! MITSU turning around as he begins to run towards LC!
CRACK!
Jake Mercer: VIZ OUT OF NOWHERE STEPPING FORWARD IN MITSUBACHI’S WAY AS HE CRACKS THE RINGU THROWING CLUB AGAINST THE SKULL OF MITSU AS BOTH OF THEM COLLAPSE ON THE GROUND! VIZ FALLING ONTO MITSU! PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHH-
Stew-O: BUT MITSU GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Viz trying to recover, but it’s LC that steps out of the corner and stomps down onto his body! LC catching Viz off guard as he brings him up to his feet, LC IS GOING FOR LOWDOWN! SPINEBUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT BEFORE HE CAN GRAB ONTO VIZ HE CONNECTS WITH THE IKE TURNER SPECIAL! SPINNING BACKFIST TAKES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DOWN TO THE GROUND AS VIZ DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG, RETURNING THE FAVOR AS HE GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRR-
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S LETHAL CONSEQUENCES THAT GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Stew-O: Viz showing why he exactly got that title in the first place as he’s fighting against the odds at the moment as he’s using the ropes to pull himself up to his feet. MITSUBACHI is beginning to recover now as LC is following slowly as he does the same. MITSU making his way towards Viz!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LC FROM BEHIND WITH A LARIAT TO THE BACK OF MITSU’S HEAD SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Viz given a moment to breathe as he’s leaning back against the corner as LC is grabbing that loaded microphone as those bloody spikes are pointing menacingly towards MITSUBACHI as he’s beginning to stir and get back up to his feet! AS LC LOOKS TO SLAM THE MIC ONTO HIS SKULL!
Jake Mercer: BUT MITSU FIGHTING THROUGH THE PAIN AS HE GRABS THE MIC AND PUSHES LC DOWN TO THE GROUND AS HE STABS THE SPIKES TOWARDS LC’S FACE AS HE PUSHES IT DOWN AS IT PIERCES THROUGH HIM! JUST ADDING INSULT TO INJURY FOR HIM AS BLOOD IS BEGINNING TO JUST GUSH OUT FROM HIS WOUNDS AS MITSU CONTINUES TO DIG THE SPIKES DEEPER INTO HIS FACE!
Stew-O: But once again the countdown has begun! Who will be the fourth person to enter into this Extreme Elimination Chamber match?!
5…
4…
Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU ISN’T DONE AS HE QUICKLY GETS UP AND LIFTS HIS FOOT UP AS HE STOMPS DOWN ON THE LOADED MIC AS THE SPIKES ON IT JUST STAB DEEPER INSIDE THE FACIAL STRUCTURE OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!
3…
2…
(Both MITSU and Viz look to one another as they both begin to recover standing in the ring but before they can do anything else the lights begin to dim)
1…
BUZZ!!!
(The spotlights begin to flicker on the Chamber pods around the Extreme Elimination Chamber as the crowd once again begins to buzz as the spotlight finally fully shines down on…)
(Xander Payne)
Jake Mercer: XANDER PAYNE IS IN AS HE EXITS HIS POD PUSHING THE SHOPPING CART WITH HIM! Both Viz and MITSU in the ring see the danger that Xander possesses with the plethora of weapons in his arsenal as who knows what could be in there!
Stew-O: And their off as MITSU is quickly exiting the ring and running towards Xander, BUT XANDER PUSHES THE SHOPPING CART RIGHT TOWARDS HIM AS HE RUNS HIM OVER WITH EASE!
Flannery McCoy: Viz exiting from out of the ring as well as he catches Xander by surprise as he attacks him from behind! Xander stumbles forward as Viz turns him around and sends an elbow towards his face! But it’s Xander that grabs him by the head and rams a knee into his gut as it’s Viz that drops down to a knee in pain! Xander going back to his shopping cart and pulling it back as Viz gets up and attempts to grab him as Xander is scavenging through!
Jake Mercer: WHAT THE?! XANDER JUST CRACKED A STREET SIGN ACROSS THE HEAD OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!
Stew-O: Viz collapsing to the ground but is quickly trying to recover, AS XANDER LIFTS UP THE STREET SIGN AND SLAMS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF VIZ ONCE MORE! Xander has it in his possession as that seems to be his selection of weapons from the plethora that he has in his shopping cart as he throws the street sign into the ring and enters in with it as well. LC is slowly beginning to recover and I don’t think he even knows who’s the person who came out of the pod as Xander is waiting for him! AS HE SWINGS FOR THE FENCES WITH THE STREET SIGN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LC GRABS THE STREET SIGN AND PUSHES IT AWAY AS HE JABS THE LOADED MIC STRAIGHT INTO XANDER’S ARM! Xander grabbing his arm in pain as he drops the street sign down to the ground as LC steps forward, AND CONNECTS WITH A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI TOWARDS THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!
Jake Mercer: Xander falling to the ground as LC is beginning to scale the turnbuckles and climb up onto the top rope. He’s taking his time as he’s waiting for Xander to get up as he’s looking to fly! AS HE LEAPS OFF WITH A DIVING CROSSBODY!
CRACK!
Stew-O: WAIT A MINUTE! MITSUBACHI OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A SHOT TO THE HEAD OF LC BEFORE HE’S ABLE TO LEAP OFF OF THE TOP ROPE WITH A BLACK KENDO STICK! THAT WAS OUT OF XANDER’S SHOPPING CARD!
Flannery McCoy: LC barely able to keep himself balanced on the top rope as he’s in a very peculiar position, AS MITSU STEPS FORWARD AS HE SHOVES LC OFF THE TOP ROPE AS HE LANDS HARD ON THE RINGSIDE AREA!
Jake Mercer: MITSU leaning forward against the ropes for a moment but he’s focusing his attention on the action in the ring, BUT XANDER WITH A SUPERKICK TOWARDS THE JAW OF MITSUBACHI OUT OF NOWHERE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Xander keeping his ground as he stands at the center of the ring, BUT THE VISUAL PROPHET OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX LAUNCHING XANDER PAYNE AND TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Viz keeping his attention on Xander as he’s grabbing him by the arm and sending him towards the ropes as Xander rebounds off, AS VIZ WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Xander sitting up as Viz stands back up as well, as he stomps down onto his face! But Xander manages to grab his foot as he shoves it away before it allows him to roll himself back up to his feet and recover as Viz runs forward! But Xander throws him to the ropes as Viz rebounds back!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER IS LIFTING HIM UP! LAST SEDATION!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ REVERSES IT INTO A HURRICANRANA! HOW IS HE EVEN ABLE TO DO THAT?!
Stew-O: The magic of Big Viz traverses time and space :wow:. Xander rolling up to a knee as Viz makes his way over and grabs him by the back of his head and pulls him upward, LOOK! MITSUBACHI is getting back up to his feet as he keeps the black kendo stick he pulled out of Xander’s shopping cart as his weapon, AS HE TAKES A BIG SWING TOWARDS XANDER AS VIZ HOLDS HIM UP WHICH MIGHT BE SOME ACCIDENTAL TEAMWORK! BUT XANDER SIDESTEPPING AND PUSHING VIZZY INTO THE LINE OF FIRE AS MITSU CRACKS THE KENDO STICK ACROSS HIS HEAD!
Flannery McCoy: MITSU trying to recover as Xander runs forward, but MITSU side stepping as he throws him to the ropes! Wait! Lethal Consequences! He grabs Xander by the head before he rebounds off the ropes as he pulls him out to the outside of the ring! LC keeping the momentum as he grabs him and lifts him up, AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BACK SUPLEX!
(The only two left standing are LC and MITSU as LC enters back into the ring, all before…)
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Jake Mercer: MITSU SWINGING THE KENDO STICK! BUT LC DUCKS UNDER!
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Stew-O: DEAD EXECUTIVE! STUNNER TAKES MITSU DOWN TO THE GROUND AS LC KEEPS HIMSELF PREPARED FOR WHAT’S COMING! He knows that either Mr. DEDEDE or Chris Elite are coming out of their pods and he’s keeping a sharp eye on who that is!
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BUZZ!!!
(Lethal Consequences leaves the ring and enters back in this time with the loaded mic gripped in his hand as the spotlight begins to shine down on each of the two pods that are left with a person in the match before it finally shines down on a singular pod)
(As Chris Elite looks at Lethal Consequences with a smirk on his face)
Flannery McCoy: CHRIS ELITE IS IN THIS MATCH AS HE HAS THOSE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS ON HIS FEET AS HE RUNS OUT OF HIS POD! Elite not wasting any time as he grabs onto the ropes, AND SPRINGBOARDS OFF AS HE ATTEMPTS TO GO FOR A FLYING ROUNDHOUSE KICK PUTTING HIS WEAPON TO GOOD USE AGAINST LC!
Jake Mercer: But LC moves out of the way just barely as he rolls to his left! Both of them are back up now, AS ELITE ATTEMPTS A KICK TO THE FACE OF LC! But LC ducking under as he’s grabbing onto the legs of Chris Elite and pulling him down to the ground as LC just begins to stomp down on them repeatedly! LC knows the threat on the freshly entered Chris Elite and with those barbed wire Timberlands he’s like a walking weapon!
Stew-O: But Elite kicking LC away as LC is forced to let go and back up as he runs to the ropes and back as Elite is getting back up to his feet! BUT IT’S ELITE THAT CONNECTS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK AS THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS CRACK AGAINST THE SIDE OF LC’S FACE AS HE’S JUST SCREAMING IN PAIN AS A RESULT!
Flannery McCoy: Elite prying the timberlands off of the head of LC as LC rolls away and retreats off as I think Elite is looking to pick apart another person in this matchup. AND HE’S ABOUT TO GET THAT AS XANDER FROM BEHIND CLOBBERS HIM WITH A LARIAT WHICH SENDS ELITE DOWN! Elite trying to get up but Xander is quickly on the offense as he isn’t wasting anytime stomping down onto his body trying to make sure that he’s unable to get back up to his feet as Elite is trying to fend for himself as much as possible!
Jake Mercer: Xander is bringing him up to his feet, AS HE GOES FOR A SICKENING HEADBUTT! But Elite manages to step back, AS HE SWEEPS FOR THE LEGS WITH THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS! But Xander jumps up over them, BUT IT TAKES HIM OFF GUARD AS ELITE CONNECTS WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO HIS KNEECAPS TAKING HIM DOWN!
Stew-O: WAIT! AIR VIZZY! HE TAKES ELITE DOWN WITH A CROSSBODY! Viz isn’t done as he’s lifting Elite up his feet and into the air as he can’t do anything about it as Viz has him hoisted in the air, AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A MILITARY PRESS!
Flannery McCoy: Elite grabbing his back as he quickly rolls away as Viz is chasing after him now, WAIT! MITSUBACHI FROM BEHIND AS HE PUTS THE TRASHCAN OVER VIZ’S HEAD! Viz is trying to pry it off as MITSU takes the black kendo stick that he has utilized to good effect and isn’t even his weapon! AS HE’S SLAMMING THE WEAPON AGAINST THE TRASHCAN OVER VIZ’S HEAD AS HE’S JUST BEATING DOWN ON HIM RIGHT NOW WITH BRUTAL KENDO STICK SHOTS!
(Meanwhile Xander Payne is seen rolling to the outside as he grabs onto the shopping card for stability. He begins to quickly look through everything inside of the shopping cart before his eyes light up as he looks with a malicious look on his face before turning back to the action inside the ring)
Jake Mercer: MITSU finally dropping the kendo stick as Viz is down and he’s prying the trash can off of him as he begins to focus on someone else. WAIT! XANDER FROM BEHIND! HE JUST THREW SOMETHING AROUND THE NECK OF MITSUBACHI! WHAT THE HELL?!
Stew-O: WHY DOES THAT MAN HAVE A LASSO?!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER IS CHOKING MITSU WITH THE LASSO AS HE’S PULLING HIM TOWARDS HIM! Xander finally dragging him over as he jumps up, KNEE DROP TO HIS HEAD AS WHAT WAS ALREADY CUTTING OFF CIRCULATION IS SURELY KICKING IN EVEN MORE AFTER THAT! Xander grabbing the lasso and bringing MITSU up to his feet! HE’S GOING FOR OVERDOSE AS HE PULLS MITSU IN!
Jake Mercer: But MITSU ducking under as he grabs Xander, AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A DDT! MITSU freeing himself from the lasso as he’s pushing it away and getting himself back to his feet as he grabs Xander and brings him up, WAIT! HE’S STRANGLING XANDER WITH THE LASSO NOW! HE ISN’T EVEN USING IT AS ONE HE’S USING IT AS A ROPE!
Stew-O: MITSU STRANGLING THE LIFE OUT OF XANDER! BUT WAIT! LC! LOADED MIC SHOT TO THE BACK OF MITSU’S HEAD SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC sees the situation he’s in as Xander is quickly trying to pull the rope off and get some breathing room as LC is taking the lasso in his hand!
Flannery McCoy: NOW HE’S CHOKING XANDER OUT WITH IT! HE’S NOT DONE WHAT IS HE DOING?! HE’S RAKING THE SPIKES ON THE LOADED MIC OVER THE FACE OF XANDER! XANDER IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY AS HIS SCREAMS OF AGONY ARE SAYING IT ALL! XANDER IS TRYING TO FIGHT OUT BUT I THINK HE MIGHT JUST PASS OUT RIGHT HERE!
Jake Mercer: WAIT XANDER MANAGING TO GAIN SOME GROUND AS HE’S SLOWLY BACK UP TO HIS FEET! STUNNER TO LC TAKES HIM DOWN AND FORCES THE HOLD THAT LC HAS ON HIM TO BREAK!
Stew-O: Meanwhile it seems Chris Elite got the breather he needed as he’s back up to his feet and focusing on the World Heavyweight Champion as he’s helping speed up the process as he’s bringing Viz back up to his feet, as Viz attempts to clock him in the jaw with a European Uppercut! Elite taken back, AS HE ATTEMPTS TO USE THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS TO HIS ADVANTAGE AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! VIZ WITH THE RUNGU THROWING CLUB OUT OF NOWHERE CRACKING IT ACROSS THE HEAD OF CHRIS ELITE AS BROUGHT IT OUT FROM BEHIND HIS BACK AS ELITE BROUGHT HIM BACK UP!
Jake Mercer: Elite falling flat to the ground as now the blood is beginning to pour from his skull as he grabs his head in pain as Viz is bringing him up again as he sets him up! WHICH SLIPS ELITE INTO THE PROPHET DRIVER! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER TAKES ELITE DOWN TO THE GROUND AS VIZ GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRR-
Stew-O: BUT ELITE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Flannery McCoy: Viz looking in frustration clearly as he’s bringing Elite up and continuing the fight! Meanwhile it seems Xander and MITSUBACHi have themselves occupied, AS XANDER LIFTS MITSU UP AND DROPS HIM INTO A URANAGE BACKBREAKER! MITSU sitting up in pain as Xander runs to the ropes and back, as he stomps down on his face! MITSU flat on his back now as Xander jumps over him and once again rebounds off the ropes as he runs towards MITSUBACHI, AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR A SENTON!
Jake Mercer: BUT MITSU GETS THE KNEES UP!
Stew-O: Xander grabbing his back in pain now as he didn’t expect that out of him as MITSU is returning the favor and running to and back from the ropes, AS HE CONNECTS WITH A PENALTY KICK WHICH CRACKS ACROSS THE FACE OF XANDER PAYNE! Xander bouncing off the canvas as MITSU isn’t done as he grabs him and brings him up from a headlock position, AS HE LIFTS HIM OFF THE GROUND AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: Xander pulling the lasso off the ground now as I think we have a clue about what’s next for MITSUBACHI at this moment, BUT WAIT! LC HAS AHOLD OF IT AS HE PULLS HIMSELF UP TO HIS FEET AND PULLS XANDER IN, AS HE TURNS HIM COMPLETELY INSIDE OUT WITH A CLOTHESLINE UTILIZING XANDER’S OWN LASSO TO GREAT EXTENT AS XANDER IS BACK DOWN ON THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: But coming away from that I think we have someone joining us! The 6th and last entrant into the Extreme Elimination Chamber, as we know exactly who that is…
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(The three people that are up to their feet, The Visual Prophet, Chris Elite, and Lethal Consequences begin to turn their focus to the only Chamber pod that is housing a person inside of it as all three of them seem ready for whatever is coming their way)
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(And from the inside Mr. DEDEDE watches the scene with a smirk on his face)
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BUZZ!!!
Jake Mercer: Gawd is here.
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE is here as he’s not wasting any time walking out of his chamber with ferocity in his eyes as in his hands he holds the Equalizer wrapped in electric wires as that could cause some major catastrophe in this matchup!
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite taking the first shot as one-half of the Grand Prix winners quickly runs forward as he climbs up the turnbuckles, AND LEAPS UP AS HE ATTEMPTS TO TAKE DEDEDE DOWN TO THE GROUND AS HE STANDS AND FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE!
Jake Mercer: BUT MR. DEDEDE SWINGS THE EQUALIZER!
Stew-O: BUT ELITE SAW IT COMING AS HE KEEPS HIS BALANCE ON THE TOP ROPE!
(The scene is tense as Chris Elite is standing on the top turnbuckle as he looks down at Mr. DEDEDE, who is gripping the Equalizer in his hand defensively as before he turns his attention to the other two that are watching the scene)
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE TURNING HIS ATTENTION OFF OF ELITE ALLOWED HIM TO LEAP OFF AND CONNECT WITH A TOP-ROPE KNEE STRIKE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE dropping the Equalizer down to the ground as he grabs him by the head, AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CHAMBER POD THAT HE JUST EXITED OUT OF! DEDEDE grabbing his back in pain as Elite runs forward as DEDEDE doesn’t know what’s about to hit him! I THINK HE’S LOOKING TO POUNCE HIM THROUGH THE CHAMBER POD! DRIVE-BY!
Stew-O: SPEAR!
Flannery McCoy: THAT ELITE MANAGES TO TURN INTO A DDT!
Jake Mercer: BUT DEDEDE KEEPS HIMSELF UP! O’CONNOR ROLL! CROSS ARMBREAKER LOCKED IN ON CHRIS ELITE!
Stew-O: NOT TODAY AS ELITE TURNS IT INTO A SCHOOLBOY!
OOONNNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT DEDEDE KICKS OUT AT TWO! Meanwhile as that’s still going on Viz seems to have attacked LC from behind and taken him down to the ground! Meanwhile MITSU is holding his own against Xander as both of them are quickly trading shots with absolutely no remorse, the Extreme Elimination Chamber is truly underway right now!
Jake Mercer: Viz is bringing LC up as he throws him towards the ropes! LC keeping hold of the ropes as Viz runs forward attempting to toss him over! But LC pulls down the ropes as Viz goes over and falls to the outside! LC running towards Viz now, but Viz with a boot to the face of LC! LC stumbling back and is focusing his attention on Viz once more as he takes a swing! BUT LC CATCHES HIM WITH A ROLLING WHEEL KICK SENDING BOTH OF THEM DOWN!
Stew-O: Xander has focused his attention back on the shopping cart full of weapons as he brings it over the ropes as it’s in the ring! MITSU stumbling up to his feet as he’s shaking his head as I don’t think he knows what’s happening right now, XANDER IS RUNNING TOWARDS MITSU AS HE LOOKS TO RUN HIM OVER WITH THE SHOPPING CART ONCE AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU GRABS AHOLD OF IT! Both of them are in a tug of war as this might determine their fate! As MITSU gets a hold of it and forces Xander to retreat away in the process! Xander grabbing the ropes before he can fall down as he turns back to MITSU!
Jake Mercer: BUT MITSUBACHI PUSHES THE SHOPPING CART TOWARDS THE BOTH OF THEM AS THE SHOPPING CART TUMBLES OVER AS BOTH OF THEM ARE TAKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND!
(The contents of the shopping cart spill out to the canvas as both MITSU and Xander are groaning in pain as MITSU is beginning to pull himself up as he looks over at the wreckage)
Stew-O: 2×4 with nails… trash can with a plant… a black bag… handcuffs… and a loose roll of barbed wire… that man really is insane.
Xander Payne: NO! MXY THGINGS!
MITSUBACHI: :comeagain:
Stew-O: Meanwhile the brawl between Chris Elite and Mr. DEDEDE continues! DEDEDE has Elite backed against the Chamber walls as he’s sending stomps down onto his gut trying to weaken him as much as possible before grabbing him and sending him over the ropes now! DEDEDE entering back into the ring as he’s waiting for Elite to get back up, AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND LOOKS FOR A RUNNING BULLDOG!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ELITE KEEPS HIM IN THE AIR AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND REVERSING THE BULLDOG! DEDEDE staggering up as he’s doubled over, Elite making his way over as I think he sees an opportunity!
Jake Mercer: DREAMING! AXE KICK WITH THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS TO THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S HEAD SENDING HIM DOWN! ELITE WITH THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHH-
Stew-O: DEDEDE POWERS OUT!
Flannery McCoy: Elite is frustrated as he’s using the ropes to get himself back up to his feet as he’s positioning himself waiting for DEDEDE to get up as I think he’s going to go for something big to capitalize off of the Dreaming Axe Kick!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE SENDING HIM DOWN! Viz bringing him up as he throws him to the ropes and back, AS ELITE RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND GOES FOR A BICYCLE KICK! But Viz moves out of the way as he turns Elite around and grabs him, AS HE GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! But Elite lands on his feet as he waits for Viz to turn around!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ WAS READY FOR IT! IKE TURNER SPECIAL AS VIZ SPIN AROUND AND TAKES ELITE DOWN WITH THE SPINNING BACKFIST!
Flannery McCoy: Viz isn’t done as he’s beginning to climb up to the top rope as Elite is down! He knows what he has to do and he is in it to eliminate Chris Elite from this matchup as he stands!
Jake Mercer: BOW TO THE HEART! DIVING ELBOW DROP!
Stew-O: NOT TODAY! ELITE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS BOTH OF THEM GET UP TO THEIR FEET! OPEN YA MATA! JUMPING KNEE STRIKE! But Viz moves out of the way as he grabs him! BACK SUPLEX! BUT ELITE WITH A BACK ELBOW BEFORE HE’S ABLE TO EXECUTE IT SEPERATING THEM AS VIZ TURNS AROUND!
Flannery McCoy: SECOND ATTEMPT AT OPEN YA MATA CONNECTS!
(Viz is down on the ground as Elite looks around at what’s around him before taking the loose roll of barbed wire and beginning to wrap it around the Timberlands, primarily the soles of them as he looks at Viz as he’s slowly beginning to recover as he tears the roll off till he feels satisfied before)
Jake Mercer: HE’S GOING FOR BOX OFFICE SMASH WITH THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT AS HE SLIDES DOWN AND GRABS THE RINGU THROWING CLUB AS HE TAKES A SWING! BUT ELITE DUCKS UNDER THAT! BOX OFFICE SMASH ATTEMPT FOR THE SECOND TIME!
Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT! IT CONNECTS ACROSS THE JAW OF THE VISUAL PROPHET!
Jake Mercer: NO WAY! Elite prying the Timberlands off the bloodied face of Viz as he rolls around in pure pain as this can’t be the end! Elite is climbing up to the top rope now as he stands! AIMIN’ FOR THE MOON!
Stew-O: CONNECTS! 630 SENTON ONTO THE VISUAL PROPHET! ELITE SCRAMBLING BACKWARD AND HOOKING THE LEG!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRR-
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: WE ARE GUARANTEED A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Stephie Love: THE VISUAL PROPHET HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(Chris Elite sits up and has the biggest smirk on his face as anyone else who wasn’t doing anything turned to look at him)
Stew-O: The World Heavyweight Champ might be out but this match continues as Elite knows that, AND JUMPS BACK INTO THE FRAY!
Flannery McCoy: But LC is already on the hunt as he grabs the arm of Elite and sends him into the corner! Elite backed up against the corner as LC comes in, as he sends a stomp to his gut! LC continuing to send multiple stomps to weaken Elite even more!
Jake Mercer: BUT ELITE STOPS HIM WITH A DICKEATERY STOPPER! Uppercut across the jaw of Lethal Consequences connects as Elite grabs ahold of this arm as he switches places with him as now it’s LC in the corner as Elite is on the offense!
Stew-O: Meanwhile Xander is focusing his attention on DEDEDE as he’s bringing him up, BUT DEDEDE TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN ARM DRAG! DEDEDE keeping ahold of his arm as he’s beginning to just tear into him as he’s sending multiple punches down on the side of his face!
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER ROLLS IT INTO A INSIDE CRADLE! THE REF SLIDES DOWN FOR THE COUNT!
OOONNNEEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT DEDEDE KICKS OUT! It allows Xander to push away and recover quickly as both of them are up at the same time, as he kicks DEDEDE in the gut! DEDEDE forced to double over as Xander grabs him and pulls him in as he lifts him up! AND GOES FOR A TWISTING BRAINBUSTER!
Stew-O: But DEDEDE sending a knee strike down forcing Xander to bring him down as Xander is sent backward and towards the ropes as DEDEDE runs towards him!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE?! XANDER JUST TOOK THE HANDCUFFS OFF THE GROUND AND SLAPPED THEM ONTO DEDEDE’S WRIST! Xander dragging him now to the ropes as DEDEDE sees this, BUT XANDER WITH A SUPERKICK TO CATCH HIM OFF GUARD! XANDER IS HANDCUFFING DEDEDE TO THE ROPES!
(Xander locks the other end onto the bottom rope as DEDEDE is forced downward as he can only look up at Xander with livid eyes as Xander looks with a smirk before waving at him as he tosses away the key and continues to go elsewhere)
Jake Mercer: No way he just did that! Xander focusing on someone else now!
CRACK!
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI SLAMMING THE 2X4 NAIL BOARD OVER THE HEAD OF XANDER PAYNE!
Flannery McCoy: MITSU just prying it off of the head of Xander Payne and just look at the blood that’s pouring down from the back of his head down to his neck! Xander still keeping himself upward as he’s finding it a struggle to do so as MITSU winds up again, AND HE TAKES ANOTHER SWING!
Jake Mercer: But Xander ducking under as MITSU doesn’t know what’s happening as he turns him around and sets him up quickly! AFTER HOURS! XANDER PULLING THE WRIST AND TAKING MITSU DOWN WITH THE SAITO SUPLEX WITH THE LAST ENERGY HE HAS LEFT IN HIS BODY AS HE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRREE-
Stew-O: BUT IT’S MITSU THAT GETS THE SHOULDER UP! Xander is back up to his feet as he’s not pleased but is realizing that it’s one person out of the equation as he begins to focus on someone else! He’s making his way over to Lethal Consequences who is currently having his attention turned on Chris Elite as what is Xander doing?!
CRACK!
Flannery McCoy: XANDER WITH THE BLACK KENDO STICK ACROSS THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! But LC ducks under as he realized it just in the nick of time and managed to avoid! LC managing to evade as he grabs Xander by the back of the head, AND TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: BUT IT’S ENOUGH FOR CHRIS ELITE TO ROLL UP LC INTO A SCHOOLBOY OUT OF NOWHERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRR-
Stew-O: BUT LC KICKING OUT BEFORE THE THREE COUNT! Both of them are back up now as we saw something similar before, AS ELITE IS ONCE AGAIN ATTEMPTING A KICK TO THE SKULL OF LC USING THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS AS HE TOOK HIM OFF GUARD JUST FOR THE MOMENT TO TAKE ADVANTAGE!
Flannery McCoy: But not before LC ducks under! Elite spun around in a 180 as LC grabs him! But Elite with a quick back elbow to his face sending him backward! LC not giving up though as he makes his way over to Elite, BUT NOT BEFORE ELITE JUMPS UP INTO THE AIR AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A CUTTER!
(Meanwhile behind Elite, Xander has managed to enter back into the ring as he takes the roll of barbed wire from his shopping cart and takes out a large strand before getting back up and focusing back on Elite while he’s distracted…)
Jake Mercer: AS XANDER BEGINS TO WRAP THE BARBED WIRE STRAND AROUND CHRIS ELITE! HE’S GOING TO CHOKE HIM OUT WITH IT!
Stew-O: But Elite with an elbow to his gut as Xander is forced to let go as if that happened he would’ve been in big trouble! Elite grabbing the barbed wire strand as now he has it in his possession as he looks to Xander as he turns his attention back to him as well…
Flannery McCoy: AS HE’S RAKING THE BARBED WIRE AGAINST THE EYES OF XANDER!
Jake Mercer: XANDER FALLING TO THE GROUND AS HE’S STRUGGLING TO ESCAPE AS ELITE HAS HIS FOOT PRESSED AGAINST HIS GUT AS THE BARBED WIRE BEGINS TO DIG INTO HIS SKIN AS WELL FROM THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS AS XANDER IS SCREAMING IN PAIN! IS THERE ANY ESCAPE?!
Stew-O: NOT NOW LOOK AT THIS! RANSOM! KOJI CLUTCH! XANDER’S FACE IS JUST PRESSED AGAINST THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS AS THEY’RE CLAWING INTO EVERY FIBER POSSIBLE! WILL HE TAP?!
Flannery McCoy: I DON’T THINK HE HAS A CHOICE DOES HE?! BUT WE KNOW XANDER VERY WELL AND THAT’S THE FACT NO MATTER HOW SLIVER THE CHANCES ARE HE ALWAYS MANAGES TO TURN THE TABLES AT THE LAST SECOND AND DEFY THE ODDS! BUT I FEEL LIKE THE CHANCES ARE TOO SLIM, especially for someone like him… TO FIND A WAY OUT OF SUBMISSION HOLD AND BACK INTO THIS MATCH!
Jake Mercer: HE DOESN’T HAVE A CHOICE! HE’S TAPPING! SECOND ELIMINATION BY CHRIS ELITE!
Stephie Love: XANDER PAYNE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(With Xander out that only leaves four people left in the ring at the time. Mr. DEDEDE who’s still handcuffed to the bottom rope and is trying to find a way out of the situation that he seems himself in. Lethal Consequences, who has the loaded mic gripped in his hand as he slowly begins to stir and regain his consciousness. MITSUBACHI, who’s been in since the beginning and is an absolute wildcard who has gotten farther than the current, soon to be former, World Heavyweight Champion and a man who has won a plethora of midcard titles, he has held his own against the best and that’s commendable. And the man who just eliminated Xander, Chris Elite who shoves Xander away and quickly gets back up to his feet as all four men look at one another as they see the circumstance that they’re all in)
Stew-O: MITSU TAKING THE FIRST SHOT AS HE GOES BACK TO THE WEAPON OF CHOICE THAT HE CHOSE IN THE FORM OF THE TRASHCAN AS HE ATTACKS LC! But LC ducks under as he grabs him, AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! But MITSU grabbing onto the top rope to keep him upwards as he places a trash can over his head and grabs onto the ropes as he springboards off!
Flannery McCoy: AND TAKES LC DOWN WITH A SLINGSHOT DDT ONTO THE TRASH CAN! MITSU HOOKING THE LEG!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: LC KICKS OUT! LC shoving the trash can away as he’s stumbling up to his feet as MITSU grabs him, BUT LC SLIPS THROUGH AS HE TAKES MITSU DOWN WITH A QUICK RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! LC getting back up to his feet, BUT ELITE FROM BEHIND AS HE CONNECTS WITH A BICYCLE KICK OUT OF NOWHERE USING THE BARBED WIRE TIMBERLANDS TO THEIR FULLEST EXTENT!
Stew-O: LC not falling down to the ground but instead stumbling into the corner as he grabs ahold of the ropes for stability as he turns around as Elite runs over, AS LC LIFTS HIM UP AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO SNAKE EYES SENDING ELITE DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC picking apart the both of them as he’s bringing MITSU up again, AS HE’S GOING FOR LOWDOWN! SPINEBUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT MITSU REVERSES IT INTO A JUMPING DDT AS HE PLANTS LC DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: MITSU backing himself up against the corner as he’s using the turnbuckles to pull himself up as both Elite and LC are down but they’re slowly beginning to recover.
CLANK!
Stew-O: :krabs:
Flannery McCoy: SPEAR!
Jake Mercer: HOW DID DEDEDE BREAK THE HANDCUFFS! HE JUST TOOK MITSU DOWN TO THE GROUND! MITSU IS DOWN AS DEDEDE WITH FURY IN HIS EYES HOOKS THE LEGS!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
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Stew-O: HOW THE HELL DID MITSUBACHI KICK OUT OF THAT?!
(INSTANT REPLAY: As MITSUBACHI is fending off both Chris Elite and Lethal Consequences, DEDEDE is seen constantly tugging at the handcuffs as he looks around trying to find a way out. Beforelong he begins to drag the handcuffs through the ropes and to the bottom turnbuckle corner and begins to tug at the chain using the turnbuckle to loosen the grip before gnawing at the chain with his teeth. Before long he keeps his teeth clenched on the chain as he grips onto the chain using his hand as with one heave of powerful strength he manages to completely break the chain and free himself which then leads to the dreaded Spear towards MITSUBACHI)
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE is distraught! His patented Spear?! On someone like him?! DEDEDE is getting back up to his feet as he’s looking down at MITSU in confusion!
(MITSU is slowly beginning to crawl as he begins to gain some life as he grabs onto DEDEDE and begins to use him as a crutch as he looks up at him as DEDEDE is still in pure confusion about whatever’s happening)
MITSUBACHI: (Off-Mic) DO IT THEN! FINISH THE JOB!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE shoving MITSU away as he looks at him dead in his eyes! But DEDEDE grabbing MITSU and bringing him up to his feet!
Stew-O: GRAND SLAM! THE BOTTOM DROPS MITSU DOWN TO THE GROUND! DEDEDE HOOKING THE LEG AS THE REF SLIDES DOWN AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
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TTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: And then there were three…
Stephie Love: MITSUBACHI HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(DEDEDE pushes away from MITSU as there only leaves three people officially in the match. Him, Chris Elite, and LC)
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE ISN’T WASTING ANYTIME GOING FOR DEDEDE! But it’s DEDEDE throwing Elite to the ropes and back, BUT ELITE USES IT TO HIS ADVANTAGE AS HE TURNS IT INTO A HANDSPRING CUTTER TAKING DEDEDE DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: BUT LC OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE LOADED MIC SHOT TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD! Elite taken down to the ground as LC grabs him, as he sends a knee shot towards his gut! Elite taken back, but he responds with a forearm back! And another! LC sent backward towards the ropes but he rebounds, AND GOES FOR A LARIAT TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Flannery McCoy: ELITE IS DOWN! LC turning his attention to DEDEDE who was waiting for the right moment who was waiting for him to turn his way to strike, AS HE LEAPS UP IN THE AIR AND GOES FOR DEMOLITION! DIAMOND CUTTER!
Jake Mercer: BUT BEFORE DEDEDE CAN LIFT INTO THE AIR LC SHOVES HIM AWAY AS HE TURNS HIM AROUND!
Stew-O: BUT CHRIS ELITE IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET AS HE RUNS TO THE BOTH OF THEM AND CONNECTS WITH A SHOTGUN DROPKICK TAKING BOTH OF THEM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Elite is back up as he runs towards DEDEDE now, MOONSAULT TO THE CHAIRMAN! Elite recovering as he’s focusing his attention on LC now, AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A STANDING MOONSAULT FOR HIS TROUBLES AS WELL!
(Elite is the only one left standing as he looks at the both of them before something catches his eye. He leaves the ring and looks down before picking up… The Equalizer)
Flannery McCoy: The one weapon that has turned the tides of multiple matches in Mr. DEDEDE’s career now in the possession of Chris Elite. No matter who it falls into that in itself should not be a good sign, especially with added benefits like the flaming Equalizer at Grand Rampage, and now the weapon wrapped in electric wires.
Jake Mercer: Elite entering into the ring now as DEDEDE is staggering up, if this connects! Then it narrows down the options in this matchup as Elite is slowly following after him, just waiting for him to get up to his feet. If he’s going to end this like The Blicky Boyz did at the Grand Prix finals, then he needs to do it right now!
Stew-O: ELITE SWINGS THE EQUALIZER TOWARDS THE HEAD OF DEDEDE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER! ELITE TURNING AROUND AS HE SWINGS IT AGAIN BEHIND HIM! BUT DEDEDE GRABS AHOLD OF IT AS HE PRIES IT AWAY FROM ELITE!
Jake Mercer: BOX OFFICE SMASH!
Stew-O: IS AVERTED!
**CRASH!**
(In a instant the Equalizer smashes across the head of Chris Elite. He stays frozen for a moment before collapsing down to the ground as DEDEDE looks down at him before he drops the remains of what’s left of the electric wire Equalizer as he drops down to the ground and hooks the leg as the Ref, absolutely shocked as he looks at the bloodied, brutalized Elite, slides down and begins to count the pin)
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Stephie Love: CHRIS ELITE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
(Elite is laid flat on the ground in a bloody mess as DEDEDE looks back at him one more time as he sits up before getting up to his feet as he looks at the last person in this match barring him, none other than Lethal Consequences)
Stew-O: Let’s take you back to the four year timespan between 2008 and 2012, telling you the story of Lethal Consequences. He was the kingpin of the wrestling industry, having won multiple world titles and was a mainstay main eventer for years to come. He lead The Enterprise which had some control over the entirety of Elite Answers Wrestling as LC continued to dominate wherever he went. But then it all changed once Gawd himself, Mr. DEDEDE, made a triumphant return in 2012 after being gone for almost a year and revealing he had bought the company, and he was the Chairman. Both of them were embroiled into a feud that went to Pain For Pride 5, where DEDEDE came out victorious, and the next show fired Lethal Consequences. He made his return in 2014 where he never quite found his footing in the company, there were plenty of ups and downs… but things finally changed in 2018 after making his last return. He has been more motivated than ever at this point and it seems to have all gone full circle tonight, at Road To Redemption, the one thing standing in his way of greatness, is none other than the EAW Chairman himself.
(No words are needed to be said as both of them circle around the ring. The crowd buzz as both of them seem ready to engage in an all out war for the World Heavyweight Championship. Lethal Consequences holding his loaded mic which has done him good ever since he entered third into the match, and Mr. DEDEDE without any weapon himself, having used his, The Equalizer, on Chris Elite to take him out of the equation as both of them don’t break their stares at one another for a second)
Flannery McCoy: AND THEY’RE OFF! LC SWINGING THE LOADED MIC AS DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER! DEDEDE turns LC around as he sends him into an Irish whip as LC rebounds off the ropes, AND DEDEDE GOES FOR A BIG BOOT TO TAKE HIS HEAD CLEAN OFF AND SEND HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: But LC stops in his tracks as he turns DEDEDE around, AND CONNECTS WITH THE LOADED MIC AS THE SPIKES STAB INTO THE HEAD OF DEDEDE SENDING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: DEDEDE grabbing his head in pain but that’s not stopping him from continuing the fight as he slowly continues to pull himself up as LC grabs him and helps him as he sets him up, RIPCORD! ANOTHER LOADED MIC SHOT!
Flannery McCoy: THAT DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER AS HE KEEPS AHOLD OF THE ARM AND TRANSITIONS IT INTO A CROSS ARMBREAKER! BUT LC GOES FOR NO CAL!
Jake Mercer: BUT DEDEDE SEPERATES AWAY BEFORE THE LOW BLOW CONNECTS! Both of them are back up to their feet now, AS LC GOES FOR LOWDOWN! SPINEBUSTER!
Stew-O: BUT DEDEDE CATCHES HIM WITH THE SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE!
Flannery McCoy: LC IS DOWN! DEDEDE GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Jake Mercer: BIG LC FIGHTS ON!!!
Stew-O: How is that possible?! Few people have managed to kick out of the signature Spear, LC seems to be one of those lucky people to do so as DEDEDE is on the absolute edge! DEDEDE is back up to his feet as he’s falling into the corner again.
(DEDEDE leans against the corner as he waits for LC to get back up to his feet as he slowly begins to stumble up as he does so. DEDEDE sees the opportunity in his eyes and he could not be more ready for it as finally, LC has led himself to his own fate)
Flannery McCoy: SPEAR!!!
Jake Mercer: LCR!
Stew-O: SPINNING BACK ELBOW STRIKE CONNECTS OUT OF NOWHERE TAKING DEDEDE DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC COLLAPSES DOWN AS HE FALLS OVER DEDEDE! SHOULDER DOWN TO THE MAT! THE REF IS GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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Flannery McCoy: GAWD GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Jake Mercer: Lethal Consequences can’t believe it himself! What will it take to get DEDEDE down to the ground?! He’s slowly getting back up to his feet as he’s using the turnbuckles as he’s grabbing DEDEDE by the head. He’s picking up the loaded mic once more, what is he thinking of doing!
Stew-O: HE’S GOING FOR LCR! THIS TIME WITH THE LOADED MIC AS HE PLANS TO STAB DEDEDE WITH THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW!
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE DUCKS UNDER AS HE KICKS HIM DOUBLING OVER! DEDEDE IS SETTING HIM UP NOW! EGO DEATH DRIVER! SITOUT VERTICLE SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: CONNECTS! But DEDEDE knowing that it won’t be enough as he’s beginning to climb up to the top rope, wait… no way…
(DEDEDE stands on top of the Chamber pod as he looks down at LC down on the ground, atleast 10 feet in the air as he positions himself and braces himself, he knows exactly what he has to do)
Stew-O: DEDEDE IS GOING FOR NORTH STAR ON THE TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD! HE’S GOING TO LEAP OFF!
Flannery McCoy: WHAT THE HELL! WHAT KIND OF STRENGTH IS LETHAL CONSEQUENCES MUSTERING OUT! HE’S JOINING DEDEDE ON TOP OF THE CHAMBER POD!
Jake Mercer: BOTH OF THEM ARE TRADING BLOWS BACK AND FORTH NOW AS NONE OF THEM WANT TO GIVE IN! WHOEVER GETS THE ADVANTAGE IN THIS PORTION OF THE MATCH HAS TO SPELL THE END! IT HAS TO BE IT FOR WHOEVER GETS THE SHORT END OF THE STICK!
Stew-O: DEDEDE with a european uppercut taking LC back as he stumbles towards the edge of the cell! He’s looking down as he knows what’s going to happen if one slip up happens, BUT HE ISN’T FOCUSING ON DEDEDE!
Flannery McCoy: GRAND SLAM OFF THE CHAMBER!
Jake Mercer: IS CAUGHT BY LC BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AS THEY STAY ON TOP OF THE CHAMBER! NO WAY! FIREMAN’S CARRY!
Stew-O: GTJ! FIREMAN’S CARRY KNEESTRIKE CONNECTS!
(DEDEDE shoots up to his feet as LC’s positioning finds him on the right side of the Chamber as he’s barely keeping balance for himself, completely lifeless in the air at this point)
BANG!
(He falls off the pod and flat to the concrete outside of the ring in the Chamber)
Flannery McCoy: Oh my god…
Jake Mercer: What a scene that we’re seeing right now. This has to be the end of the match…
Stew-O: It does seem to be the case…
(LC finds himself tumbling to the canvas as with all his might he crawls to the outside of the ring to the concrete flooring as DEDEDE is still absolutely lifeless on the outside. LC reaches out with all his wingspan as he continues to crawl as much as he can, because he knows very well that any more time wasted and DEDEDE might find his second wind)
Flannery McCoy: LC WITH AN ARM OVER DEDEDE! SHOULDERS DOWN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ plays up as Lethal Consequences sits up in pure confusion. Blinking his eyes for a moment before turning over to see the World Heavyweight Championship being presented to him. He looks at it as his eyes flutter before he snatches the World Heavyweight Championship from the Ref as he raises it high in the air before climbing up to the top rope as he raises the title up in the air once more)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… AND NEW… EAW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: A 6-year journey for Lethal Consequences, a climb back up to the top after struggle after struggle has finally climaxed here, because for LC? LC has finally done it, he’s finally gotten what he’s longed for, for such a long time now, and that’s World Championship gold around his waist, and here it is, right before his very eyes.
Flannery McCoy: And beating DEDEDE for it? The one who started all of this torment for him to begin with, goddamn it really went full circle really. LC has worked so hard for this moment since his return in 2018 and now, it finally pays off for him, congratulations to none other than Lethal Consequences! Your new World Heavyweight Champion!
(Confetti pops out from the ceiling as it pours down as LC continues to stand on the top rope as he looks to the World Heavyweight Championship with pure triumph on his face as he raises it high in the air once more as that’s the last shot seen before the camera fades to commercial)
(A commercial for McDonalds is shown featuring Michael Jack, the most American thing known to man)
(We return to a scene somewhere elsewhere as live via satellite we see Dr. Angelo D’Angelo running his fingers through his beard and taking deep breaths as clearly his adrenaline is pumping furiously. Dr. D’Angelo snatches a handkerchief from his pocket and begins charismatically tapping the beads of sweat from his forehead as we see him staring off into the distance.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: I can’t explain it. I am a man of a hundred thousand words yet they all escape me even as I speak…right now. I can’t describe it. Even as vividly as the moments that have transpired and the moments that are sure to come in the next week or so become ever so closer I just can’t do it…right now. I can not deny the truth even if I tried to. Bu-bu-but why would I ever try to? What do I look like to you? Do I look like a serpent from blue blood descent with blue eyes and white pale horse skin? Whiter than cotton, whiter than veneer teeth, whiter than the current NBA Most Valuable Player of the year. Do I look like them…to you? Do I look like a liar to-I JUST CAN’T EVEN SHAKE THIS FEELING RIGHT NOW! MY GOD IN HEAVEN I CANNOT DENY THIS TRUTH THAT’S BEEN SPRINKLED IN BY THE TWO GREATEST COMMODITIES IN SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT HISTORY! I can not describe, I cannot deny, I can’t even continue to speak on what The Visual Prophet and Lethal Consequences ESPECIALLY WHEN…I could hush my beautiful black lips and allow these two to do that themselves!
(The camera zooms out as we see Viz casually leaning in an unfolded steel chair with LC seated right next to him seated backwards in his own steel chair. Both facing the camera as they nonchalantly stare at the floor.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: VP…LC…they wanna know what happened!!!
(D’Angelo stomps his feet after speaking as Viz lifts up a bottle of Crown Royal and begins twisting the top. LC pulls out a cigarette and a lighter and begins to light said cig before allowing it to hang barely onto the corner of his mouth.)
Visual Prophet: I mean…
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :ohlawd: THEY WANNA KNO WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
(LC takes a puff as Viz takes a quick sip.)
Visual Prophet: Everything connecting like legos now.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :ohlawd: :ohlawd:
Visual Prophet: All that’s left is Pain for Pride.
Lethal Consequences: …It’s too late for them guys over there to do anything about this.
Visual Prophet: Way too late…
Lethal Consequences: Way too fucking late for those pole smoking jamoke Jabroni jobbers.
Visual Prophet: 🎶 It’s too late to apologize… 🎶
Lethal Consequences: You can keep the falsetto. But what you singing is as real as real could ever be because where we going, it’s obvious that it’s way too fucking late for EAW to apologize or be forgiven for how this all has went. To think, a year ago, I was fighting a Mexican over a Mac Book.
Visual Prophet: A year ago, I had a match of the century fight with Drake King where Soulja Boy made a fucking cameo.
Lethal Consequences: Two of the best at making absolutely something out of absolutely nothing are here having to save this promotion from itself and it’s hilarious when you take the out of body view of this shit into perspective. It’s only been three EAW World Heavyweight Champions this season and both of them are sitting side by side forced by the powers that be to have to market correct the aimless directionless boat that is Friday Night Dynasty and save EAW from its own self destruction. As someone that’s been here for eons, as one of the main constants that exist in this realm…how was it that EAW ever ALLOWED this man to my side to even reach contract negation stages is bewildering. How it allowed me to be mishandled and under appreciated for so many years until I took things up one more level and became World Champ following your incredible reign is beyond me. Yet here we are…one week away from setting all this nonsense straight and cancelling Veena Adams and here toxic management career once and for all. To think, we’ve spent most of our time being on the opposite side of the ring and now we sit in the drivers seat each taking hands to the wheel and steering EAW to a better direction.
Visual Prophet: Look at what you have accomplished DESPITE having egotistical, smug, pickle brained bastards like Veena Adams or even HRDO in charge the past few years. Look at what I’ve done with honestly some of the worst bookings ever conceived. Look at this week’s show. It’s supposed to be a rewind of the biggest matches ans highlights of the past season. I’m in fucking half of them. 2020 Vision wasn’t a marketing ploy. It wasn’t a slogan thought of by EAW’s overpaid staff in a synergy meeting in some office room by a marketing team employed by Ronn Bank$ or MR. DEDEDE. I spoke it into existence and I made it happen and I could not be denied DESPITE this company’s desire to keep pro wrestling as white washed and pale faced as possible. They watched me and you be the best performers on Friday Night Dynasty this entire season yet now we are subjugated to a Beluga Whale in Bugle Boy shorts wearing the most coveted championship in this sport. Yet they wonder why I’m such an Angry Black Man right now.
Lethal Consequences: They wonder why I’m so quick to slap the hand that claims it feeds me and look a hoe like Veena in his eyes and dare that tranny to make me move as if this company has done me a favor recently. Shit, as if EAW has done shit for me ever. Veena Adams and Chuck MarrKade ain’t half a shit as good as them Grand Masters. The fuck?! THE FUCK?! Do they not know who we be, VP?!
Visual Prophet: People whisper the laziest criticisms against me. Before I won a World Championship it was I couldn’t win “a big match”. As anybody that has working eyes can see, this entire rewind is filled with nothing but big matches that I not only won but DOMINATED in. After I finally lose my chip? It’s nonsense in the air like “Oh, Viz? Yea, he fell off.” Me. That dude who carried this company during a pandemic. The Visual Prophet. Bae Ruth. The best to ever do this shit…fell off. I stepped back and negotiated a new deal to try and reflect what I’ve done into pay AND even the playing field for talent across the roster ESPECIALLY FOR THE BLACK ONES and yet they try to discredit me? They discredit Bae? I’m supposed to let them play me? I’m supposed to let Veena Adams fuck me over AGAIN?!?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: THEY. WANNA. KNOW. WHAT. HAPPENED!!!!! :ohlawd:
Lethal Consequences: That woman shipped you off to Dynasty didn’t she?
Visual Prophet: Sure fucking did. Just to promote and dick ride Charlie Marr like a fucking Harley moter cycle AFTER I BEAT REX MCALLISTER AT FIGHTING SPIRIT AND WON HER THE JOB AS GENERAL MANAGER OVER THERE! She trades me. I’m banished from Voltage. She trades me for a World Champion and I went on to become the greatest World Champion of all time.
Lethal Consequences: I mean, you were good. Not gon’ lie. I do think you had a nice run with that strap…until it was my turn.
Visual Prophet: Talk your shit, LC.
Lethal Consequences: Not for nothin’. :Dave: I carried this baby like it was my own the second you dropped the belt. I ran shit like Usain Bolt after you were done with that big gold belt and I agree that you had a good run, but we both know that even with our success we have had to watch Veena the skeet chin having Gloryhole goddess suck not just Chuck’s dick but suck dick as a broad in charge of this show. Veena Adams to Dynasty is like John Antioco was to Blockbuster. Her and Chuck are fucking up the bag, ain’t that crazy?
Visual Prophet: I haven’t seen someone take advantage of something and ruin it this easilyin years. Last time I watched two hands leave a hot commodity in a terrible shape has to be when Korey Gaines used that chlorophyll on Silver Ann Gold and had to get restrained from doing awful things to that white woman by security.
Lethal Consequences: You mean Chloroform.
Visual Prophet: Yeah. Why you know the difference between them?
Lethal Consequences: Me and Lindsey Kingsley-
Visual Prophet: Who gives a fuck. All I know is we on a mission.
Lethal Consequences: :dave: men on a mission.
Visual Prophet: All I know is Veena and Charlie’s days are numbered.
Lethal Consequences: :dave: Ad Infinitum are about to be in two types of trouble.
Visual Prophet: Ad Infinitum, Ad Agency, Ad-idas, don’t ‘een matter. Grand Masters in fo’.
Lethal Consequences: Trouble brewing like black coffee. It’s a Tougher, Colder, Killer standing in the corner staring at the fate of everybody’s job in his hand. The same hand that’s going to wipe Ad Infinitum right off the face of the earth.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: THEY NEED SOME MILK-UH!
(Viz sips his drink as he doesn’t wince one bit. LC takes another drag from the cig as D’Angelo slaps the brick wall behind him with his open hand.)
Visual Prophet: Veena and Charlie looking in the mirror and probably believe this is their story. Veena and Charlie looking at themselves like they are the heroes. I don’t think that’s what they ever could be. I don’t think that’s what I see. Wanna know what The Visual sees? Food. How about you, LC? What do you see when you see Ad Infinitum, LC? Do you see heroes?
Lethal Consequences: I see Sandwiches.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: GODDAMNYAMANSLC! He said they are heroes alright. Sandwiches!!! Food!!! Subs!
Visual Prophet: Indeed, those two are subs. Subpar. Suboptimal. Substitutes. Bench players. Bench players talking like starters.
Lethal Consequences: …And I hate it. I hate it so very much. Veena, I hate you deeply. Charlie…I don’t even wanna have to hate you but you make it so easy for Viz and I to do. Anybody associating with a slut like Veena Adams has to have their character called into question. You are very questionable, Charlie. By proxy, by sheer will, and by her own shitty personality I can’t help but hate you for standing next to her. I hate Charlie and Veena as does most of the world. I hate it when they talk and I hate when they breathe. If the KKK had an expansion draft, both of these peckerwoods would be top two draft picks. Bench players for life even on a white supremacy based team. Never starters. Hey, speaking of starters, any company allowing Veena to start anything or be the star of anything besides a bukkake session is shitting the bed. Any company that would allow that Yeti faced failure known as Charlie Marr to be an inch close to any type of power is foolish. Charlie Marr should have been deported.
Visual Prophet: Veena should have been aborted.
Lethal Consequences: Charlie is abhorrent.
Visual Prophet: Veena has a death warrant.
Lethal Consequences: Charlie looks like he smells like pee.
Visual Prophet: Veena has grass stains on her knees.
Lethal Consequences: Charlie’s got Kinkade cum in his beard.
Visual Prophet: Veena’s still got Marr’s cum in her ears.
Lethal Consequences: I know they hear us. I know they do. I mean, if they not in the hospital. They got TV in the ER, right? If so, listen up. We are so much better than you both.
Visual Prophet: :dave: so much better.
Lethal Consequences: :dave: so much fucking better.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Man…y’all two actin’ like Team Rocket but I DON’T CARE BECAUSE IM GLAD YOU TWO ON MY SIDE! AD INIFINTUM IS THE YAKUBIAN WET DREAM RUNNING AMUCK UNTIL ALL THAT RUNNING RUNS THEM STRAIGHT INTO THE UNIFIED FISTS OF LC AND VP! These two brave men are going to save Dynasty from the bigotry and trickery that has plagued it by the unruly and unjustified power trip that has been perpetuated and promoted by Veena Adams and her little European monkey-faced slave Charlie Marr. As I listened to Reverend Jeremiah Wright’s infamous sermons on repeat this morning, I drew inspiration and an epiphany flashed before my eyes and the truth was revealed. At Pain for Pride, The Visual Prophet and Lethal Consequences are going to end this Ad Infinitum nonsense once and for all. Veena Adams will choke when this BBC is in front of her. This Big Brash Collective that is The Visual Prophet and Lethal Consequences will not be stopped. Dynasty’s chickens are finally coming home to roost!!! :ohlawd:
Visual Prophet: Sincerely…
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
(The scene ends as Viz offers LC the alcohol as he taps ashes off his cig and D’Angelo breaks out into a praise dance in the background.)
(‘I Am Above’ by IN FLAMES hits, and the virtual crowd begins to boo as loud as they can as Insurgency’s Jake Smith begins to make his way out to the stage. Jake looks pissed off after what’s gone down the past few weeks between himself and Tyler Parker, and the Insurgency member has a microphone in his hand as he begins to walk down the ramp, making his way towards the ring.)
Stew-O: Jake Smith is making his way down to the ring, and he doesn’t look too happy. Insurgency managed to pick up a victory last week, but something tells me this isn’t about what happened during the match.
Jake Mercer: Of course it’s not about the match! You saw the conversation Tyler Parker had with Donovan Duke, didn’t you?
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, Jake has had his issues with Tyler for weeks and as we all know they’ll have the opportunity to settle their differences at Pain for Pride, but it looks like Jake has something to get off his chest first.
(Jake steps in the ring, and he doesn’t wait for the crowd to quiet down at all before beginning to speak, keeping the same frustrated look on his face.)
Jake Smith: I should be going to Pain for Pride to dethrone that fat fuck Xander Payne for the World Heavyweight Championship right now. I should be preparing for one of the biggest matches in my career, but I’m not, and you know why? It’s all because of that fucking idiot Tyler Parker, who for some reason has the audacity to show up to Dynasty week after week constantly trying to fuck things up worse than he already did at Battle of Egypt. Tyler really thinks he can get away with everything he’s done and everything he TRIED to do to Insurgency, and it pisses me off. Just seeing that stupid look on Tyler’s face pisses me off, because if Tyler Parker never decided to come back for God knows what reason, I’d be in the main event of Pain for Pride. I’d be ending my season as World Champion. Insurgency would be on top of the WORLD, and not only did he take that away from us, but since Battle of Egypt he continued to make things worse and worse. He continued to get in the way. He continued trying to ruin things for Insurgency, and there’s no way in hell I’m letting him get away with that. He thinks he can just go try and split my team up without any repercussions. He thinks he can just go and attack me without any repercussions. He’s wrong. Tyler Parker is wrong, and mark my words. I will not stop until I make Tyler regret ever showing his face again here on OUR show.
(Jake stops for a moment as the crowd continues to boo, and he’s clearly still mad over everything that occurred between him and Tyler Parker these past few weeks, as he just shakes his head listening to the crowd.)
Jake Smith: I hope all of you booing right now watch Pain for Pride real closely, because there’s gonna be hell to pay. Trust me, I saw his little conversation with Donovan. I heard everything he had to say, and it was bullshit. Each and every single thing he said was bullshit, and Tyler can keep coming out here pretending he’s done absolutely nothing wrong, but we’ve ALL seen it. We ALL see the shit he’s trying to do. He wants to tear Insurgency apart. He wants to take us down. Tyler Parker doesn’t want to see us succeed, but after I kick his old ass at Pain for Pride nothing’s going to stop us from taking our spots at the top. I’m going to get the last laugh at Pain for Pride. I’m going to make sure Tyler pays for making a mockery of me. There is NOBODY on Dynasty that can compare to Insurgency, but Tyler Parker has the nerve to keep coming out here and making a fool out of us. He has the nerve to keep trying to embarrass me when I SHOULD be fighting for the World Heavyweight Championship next week. I’m not having that, so you know what? I’m going to give Tyler Parker ONE more chance. One final chance to actually do the right thing and save everyone some time. One final chance to prove he actually has some guts. One final chance to get his ass out here and forfeit his Pain for Pride match.
(Somehow, the booing from the crowd manages to grow even louder after hearing Jake’s words.)
Jake Smith: Tyler, come out here and announce that you forfeit, or I’ll make sure your career officially comes to an end just like it should’ve years ago.
(Finally, ‘Revenge’ by Young Nudy hits, and a smile is brought to Jake Smith’s face as Tyler Parker walks through the curtain, making his way to the stage with a microphone in his hand. Tyler doesn’t actually look bothered at all by Jake’s request, pretty much laughing it off as he begins to make his way down to the ring, wiping the grin off of Jake’s face very quickly.)
Stew-O: And Tyler Parker’s here, but it doesn’t look like he’s looking to do what Jake says! He’s pretty much laughing in Jake’s face.
Jake Mercer: :wow: Jake Smith clearly doesn’t look too pleased, but I can’t say I blame him! He’s being disrespected by Tyler Parker right now, and that’s after WEEKS of the same treatment!
Flannery McCoy: Well Tyler Parker is still walking down to the ring, and I can see the microphone in his hand so that must mean he actually has something to say.
(Tyler Parker enters the ring, and Jake Smith looks annoyed seeing how lightly Tyler is taking his request. The virtual crowd is cheering in Tyler’s favor, and soon after entering the ring Tyler Parker begins to speak.)
Tyler Parker: :mjlol: Come on Jake, really? I know you’re completely delusional and all, but are you really asking me to just back down? Why would I do that? You haven’t given me a reason to. The rest of Insurgency hasn’t given me a reason to. Clearly you have yet to get the message, but I’m not afraid of you or your minions. The only thing you’ve done these past few weeks is run your mouth, and you know what? I’ll actually give you some credit, because there’s one more thing you managed to do and that’s annoy the hell out of me, because week in and week out my name keeps coming out of your mouth, and why? Because you screwed up at Battle of Egypt? That’s not my fault. I didn’t screw you over at Battle of Egypt. I didn’t cost you a Pain for Pride main event. I didn’t cost you a World Championship match. Everything that happened at Battle of Egypt happened because of YOU. You screwed yourself over Jake, and since then all you’ve done is run your mouth, blaming me for your own mistakes and disrespecting me and everything I’ve accomplished. Since you refuse to acknowledge me for what I actually am I’ll give you something to remember at Pain for Pride. I’ll show you why I’m a Hall of Famer in the first place, and it’s not because of luck, Jake. It’s because of skill. It’s because I’m actually good at what I do, and I’ve accomplished things you could only dream of.
Jake Smith: You mean things I would’ve accomplished if you weren’t around, right? You know, like holding the World Heavyweight Championship? You can keep pretending you had nothing to do with my loss at Battle of Egypt, but I know the truth Tyler. You wanted me to lose at Battle of Egypt. You want to see Insurgency fall, and that’s why you went after Donovan Duke just last week. You wanted him to turn his back on us, and now you’re coming out here and doing what you’ve been doing every single week. Acting clueless. Pretending you’ve done absolutely nothing these past few weeks, but Tyler we all know what you’ve done and at Pain for Pride you’re gonna pay for ALL of it since for some reason you’re too stupid to just back out while you still can. I’m literally giving you the chance to run away and go home unscathed and instead you insist on actually facing me. Do you realize just how much of a dumbass you are? Mistake after mistake week after week, but Tyler if you face me at Pain for Pride that’ll be your biggest mistake yet.
Tyler Parker: Should I be scared? We’ve seen what you were about these past few weeks Jake. The entire world knows who you are, and I don’t see why I should be afraid of facing you. The fact that you actually called me out just to try and get me to forfeit is funny, but it’s not happening. I’m facing you at Pain for Pride whether you like it or not, and not only am I going to leave with a win, but I’m going to leave Pain for Pride having shown you what it really means to be a Hall of Famer. You can keep bitching and moaning all you want but it’s not going to get you the World Heavyweight Championship, and it’s definitely not going to get you a win against me next week. I didn’t talk to Donovan Duke because I wanted to see Insurgency fail, or whatever else you’re trying to come up with, I told him the truth. I didn’t say anything that everyone else didn’t already know. He probably already heard a lot of the things I said before-
Jake Smith: Yeah, from people who don’t want to see Insurgency succeed just like you, but guess what Tyler? This isn’t the first time I had to deal with some out of shape “Hall of Famer” and it won’t be the last time. I can list all the people who stood up to me just like you before getting taken down, and if I were you I’d be thinking real carefully on whether or not it’s worth joining that list.
Tyler Parker: I did all the thinking I needed to. You can keep talking all you want, but my entire career has been proof of what I’m capable of, and I’m not like any of the other people you’ve faced. You haven’t even come close to accomplishing not just some, but MOST of the things I have, and Jake deep down I know even you don’t think you have what it takes to defeat me at Pain for Pride. So you can say whatever the hell you want now. Keep fooling yourself and making a fool out of yourself all week. When the time comes that we step into the ring none of that is gonna matter, because I’m kicking your ass at Pain for Pride and the entire world is going to watch as you embarrass yourself once again-
Stew-O: JAKE JUST TRIED TO HIT TYLER PARKER WITH THE MICROPHONE! JAKE HAS HEARD ENOUGH, AND HE JUST TRIED TO DO THE SAME THING HE DID TO TYLER PARKER WEEKS AGO!
Jake Mercer: YEAH, BUT TYLER SAW IT COMING THIS TIME! TYLER DUCKED UNDER THE SHOT WITH THE MICROPHONE, BEFORE DROPPING JAKE WITH A HUGE LARIAT! The crowd just exploded for Tyler Parker, but once again Jake’s not getting the treatment he feels he deserves! He tried to take out Tyler Parker, but it looks like that didn’t go his way!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think Jake even knows where he is right now! He was rocked by that lariat, and now Tyler Parker’s pulling him up! It looks like Tyler’s looking to give us a preview of what could happen at Pain for Pride!
Stew-O: PROPHETIC!!!! PROPHETIC CONNECTS BY TYLER PARKER, AND NOW-
(‘Morning Glory’ by Oasis hits, and the virtual crowd immediately begins booing as loud as possible.)
Stew-O: INSURGENCY! LIMMY MONAGHAN AND DONOVAN DUKE ARE STORMING THE RING, LOOKING TO SAVE JAKE SMITH!
Jake Mercer: BUT THEY’RE TOO LATE! AS SOON AS DONOVAN AND LIMMY SLIDE INTO THE RING TYLER PARKER MANAGES TO MAKE HIS EXIT, JUMPING THROUGH THE ROPES OUT OF THE RING! Insurgency’s just a few minutes too late here, as Tyler Parker just took out Jake Smith only a week before Pain for Pride! That was a huge message sent by Tyler Parker!
Flannery McCoy: That’s right. Tyler may not have been an active competitor in some time, but he might not have lost a step. He just took out Jake Smith, and now the only thing Insurgency can do is watch as Tyler Parker gets the last laugh before Pain for Pride!
(‘Revenge’ begins to play once again, and the virtual crowd cheers as Tyler Parker makes his way up the ramp with a grin on his face as he looks at the ring, where Donovan Duke and Limmy Monaghan are checking on Jake, clearly frustrated with what Tyler did to him. As Tyler Parker makes his way up the ramp having got the last laugh, Dynasty begins to fade away from the area.)
(A commercial is shown for Tyler Parker versus Jake Smith at Pain For Pride)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as the titantron shows Impact seated in a cushioned wooden armchair, a dim, black backdrop defining the ambience, and his blue-eyed gaze piercing the cameras he looks directly at, calm, yet confident, focused. Impact looks to the side of him, where there is an eighteenth century antique clock on display – only, the clock hand is broken, symbolic of time seemingly standing still)
Impact: Charlie Marr… Sarah Price… Serena Bennett. One year ago these were the prospective torchbearers of EAW, the world at their feet, and Impact? Just dragging his feet. An on-again, off-again afterthought spoken of with a specific kind of contemptuous irreverence unbecoming a nine-time World Champion more decorated than the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree. I was throttled to the ash heap by wrestlers who couldn’t lace my boots on their best day, many of whom coincidentally sported a very obvious lace front. They fizzled out like a flat Coke, the promises of leading EAW’s next generation emptier than their more-porridge-sir wallets, the Mary Sue’s went the way of the dinosaur, and who’s left? The man critics called a dinosaur. It’s a Jurassic World for a velociraptor. I got it like that — I always have, I always will. See, people point to my years of experience and they always invariably use it to slight me, as if I take offense to what is in reality a confirmation of the fact that all of my stripes have been and continue to be earned. They weren’t given to me like Xander Payne. Not everybody is blessed with this type of endurance, stamina, unbreakable willpower, and indomitable resolve, and the proof?
(Impact extends his left arm and releases his balled fists to expose his palm, then uses his right hand to make a stirring gesture on it, winking at the camera)
Impact: … Is in the pudding. In the past EAW has suffered through an epidemic of too many cooks in the kitchen trying to stir their pot to create that perfect blend — that master-class recipe where opportunity meets destiny and “impossible” distorts into a misnomer for “reality” — but that endgame is reserved only for those with the resilience to weather storms and get their new Timbs muddy on grimy sidewalks in torrential downpours without these umbrellas that softer elitists need. Some people in this company don’t want to do that. They care more about appearances than winning. They meticulously craft their persona around a perceived “aesthetic” which they achieve by behaving inauthentically. And some of them care more about being associated with that fake, doctored persona than they do about being great in this game. The Norman Hellion’s and Lannisters had their fifteen minutes, the Carlos Rosso’s and Cyclone’s and Robbie V’s and Noah Reigner’s enjoyed the heat of their memorable moments… Until they got too close to the sun — and burned. Ice runs through my veins, I wrestle with my head on fire, smoke emitting from my forehead, and I shower in the rains. I never needed an umbrella — but I did cover all of you with one, a symbol of the fact that all of you are peripheral to me and my desire and passion in this game is completely unconditional and detached from the names and personalities of my opps. The one thing all of those wrestlers have in common is their failed attempts to marginalize me in an effort to uplift themselves, and where are they now? Circlejerking and bonding in their salt, maybe, and Impact is still here not only taking part and in the backdrop of EAW, but thriving. Xander Payne is no different from them. Xander Payne’s a guy who looks at my years served in the business and he assumes that the sand in the hour glass must be on the verge of bottoming out, but just like this clock right here with its unmoving hand, I operate in complete stillness and it allows me to move in stealth. Time stops for Impact like Zack Morris. Time has never been against me. Time has always been on my side. The years since my debut in this company have proven that. All the periods of rest and leisure where people questioned if I’d ever be a factor in the company again, disregarded me, refused to draft me to their little brand because of my “inconsistency,” and despite all of that, I still emerge from the shadows anew, as all your favorite flavors of the month disappear from the culture like fidget spinners, Pokemon Go, stress balls — and I reset The Culture.
Impact: Xander Payne is the owner of a clean victory over me, a victory that contributed to his rise in the company and put the battery in his back to topple over the likes of my former Genesis partner Lethal Consequences, and while that’s not really an exclusive club — because Impact is so hot and cold, after all 😉 — the part I played in the meteoric ascent of Xander weighs heavy on my shoulders as we head into Pain for Pride. Xander Payne is almost definitely anticipating this storybook year-long title reign where he stomps on all of the competition indiscriminately and his matches become boring for fans based on him winning turning into a predictable outcome, but that’s not reality, Xander. That’s not how the business works, how the unpredictable pressure of rising to the expectations of all those who have invested so much in your career can end up folding your ass like a lawn chair. Ageless words for you, Xander: Be prepared. I never know what to expect, but what I do know is anything is possible, anywhere, anytime, and to expect everything. I know the kitchen sink is going to be thrown at me. I’ve studied for this. I’ve yearned for this since I last was left looking up at the lights, my ninth World Championship reign in the rearview mirror. But it’s about more than numbers and legacy and the inimitable pageantry of EAW’s annual summer classic Pain for Pride. It’s about winning at any and every stage imaginable, carrying yourself as a winner, living every second of every moment of every single day you inhale and exhale oxygen as a winner. You ain’t Impact. Time moves for Xander Payne. Lines begin to crease on his forehead. The stress of being World Champion becomes harder with each day served in his reign. Impact is forever. And why?
(Impact looks over his shoulder to the clock, and points to its unmoving hand, a smirk on his face…)
Impact: In my world… The broken clock is always the right one.
(From there the camera fades from Impact’s face to elsewhere)
[SCREENBAR: Lethal Consequences vs. Xander Payne – Reckless Wiring 2021]
(The camera shows the giant steel structure known as the Dome of Death comes down around the ring with bright, white lights flashing around it as it descends to ominous music. It only stops when the entire dome is grounded and secure.)
(Once the structure is set, “It Follows” by Cane Hill plays into the arena and panning around the arena, one of the many cameras comes upon Xander Payne entering through the crowd surrounded by security! He wears his new shoe merchandise. It is a customized Nike Air Max ’97 done by MSCHF. It has 69 droplets of blood, 60cc ink, and his face plastered over the front. It is currently going for $1095 to commemorate Xander Payne’s third anniversary in this company today.)
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(In addition, he is wearing red eye contacts and has black paint splattered around his eyes. Xander makes his way down to ringside, still accompanied by his security detail.)
Stew-O: After Xander Payne prevented Harper Lee from defeating Lethal Consequences for the World Heavyweight Championship back in February, it became clear over time that Xander wanted to be the one to dethrone LC and he made sure that he would get his chance as the World Heavyweight Champion seemed just as insistent on having the match!
Flannery McCoy: Even if he has every intention of doing it so that he can shut Xander Payne, but for a man like Xander Payne – who’s coming off losses like the King of Elite final, another loss in an Extreme Elimination Chamber which was won by Lethal Consequences this season – he won’t make this easy at all as he looks to this as his way to claim his spot at the top of the company! He’s come close before yet he’s missed the mark a number of times, and with this chance, maybe he’ll reach a turning point.
Jake Mercer: Maybe he’s expecting all of that to have built up into what’s necessary to accomplish something as big as this, but Lethal Consequence’s road to becoming World Champion hasn’t been an easy one for himself either!
(“Tougher Colder Killer” by El-P, Killer Mike, and Despot takes over and Lethal Consequences heads out onto the stage, the World Heavyweight Championship in hand! Staring down the dome and Xander inside of it, LC starts down the ramp.)
Flannery McCoy: It’s been a ride for Lethal Consequences to say the least over the years when it came to getting this far, but people can say whatever they want about him or how he carries himself, but the fact he’s here as the defending champion should speak volumes about how he shouldn’t be underestimated. And most recently, with him and Xander going after each other over the past month or even Xander putting him through the table at their contract signing, you have to wonder if it’s wise on Xander’s part when we know how long LC has waited to be in this spot again!
Stew-O: With both him and Xander being doubted about becoming World Champions – whether that was if Lethal could do it again and in this era of EAW no less, or if Xander would finally be able to see his way through to his full potential – this is going to be a match-up that’ll push the both of them on who sees their intentions to the end!
Jake Mercer: I’m gonna say that those similarities are where they end, because beyond that? LC’s done what Xander hasn’t and that’s actually be on top of EAW! Xander’s had his chances just the same, but he hasn’t capitalized on them when the bright lights were on – among plenty that Lethal Consequences has done he’s persevered, and that perseverance would exactly be why he retains tonight!
(LC enters the ring, whereas on the outside in the timekeeper’s area, Stephie Love is ready to announce.)
Stephie Love: The following main event singles match is a DOME OF DEATH MATCH, for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Stephie Love: The first competitor to escape through the opening at the top of the dome will be declared the winner and the World Heavyweight Champion!!!
(The crowd cheers, evidently prepped from last year’s match to see these two take a disastrous 20-foot drop from the dome.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing 263 pounds…. “PAYNEKILLER” XANDER PAYNE!!!
(Xander steps forward as he stares down a trash-talking Lethal Consequences, who already has the championship raised!)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Oakland, California… weighing 230 pounds… he is the current World Heavyweight Champion…. “THE INEVITABLE” LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!
(Lethal Consequences goes getting right in Xander’s face, the championship raised as the two of them get into a verbal back and forth! The referee in the ring keeps them separated long enough to get the championship and hand off outside, so that the dome door can be locked to officially start the match!)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: This World Heavyweight Championship Match is underway! Lethal Consequences versus Xander Payne! The main event here at Reckless Wiring!
Flannery McCoy: AND XANDER GOES CHARGING RIGHT AFTER LETHAL CONSEQUENCES, WHO GOES RUNNING RIGHT AT XANDER!! THE TWO OF THEM MEET AT THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND START THROWING PUNCHES AT ONE ANOTHER!! CHAMPION AND CHALLENGER HOLD NOTHING BACK AS THEY GET RIGHT TO IT HERE IN THE VERY EARLY SECONDS OF THIS MATCH!!!
Jake Mercer: THOSE BLOWS ARE GETTING THROWN IN QUICK SUCCESSION- I CAN’T EVEN TELL WHO’LL END UP WITH THE UPPER HAND IN THIS! IT’S A BACK AND FORTH AS NEITHER MAN LOOKS TO RELENT- BUT THERE GOES LC WITH A FOREARM AND A QUICK KNEE THAT GETS LIFTED UP INTO THE STOMACH! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GRABS XANDER AND LOOKS TO RUN HIM HEAD-FIRST INTO THE CAGE WALL!
Stew-O: BUT JUST AS THEY GET TO THE ROPES, XANDER TURNS THE MOMENTUM AND GETS LC AGAINST THE ROPES! XANDER WITH A KICK TO THE GUT AND LC ENDS UP DOUBLED OVER BEFORE XANDER DROPS HIM WITH A DDT! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION GETS SPIKED ON HIS HEAD AS XANDER FORCES HIM TO THE MAT OFF THE DDT!
Flannery McCoy: Xander isn’t finished though as he forces LC over and starts hammering away with those punches, driving his fist right down into the face of LC! Xander’s making it clear that he’s looking to play no games here tonight with the World Heavyweight Title on the line! With as much as we’ve had to hear him over these past couple of weeks denounce people saying that he can’t achieve the World Championship success he believes he should have, I’m not surprised at all by these actions!
Stew-O: Payne finally comes off of Lethal Consequences and he lifts the champion off the mat into a snap suplex back to the canvas! LC comes arching up off the mat and Xander grabs him from behind, pulling him to his feet so that he can send him into the corner off an irish whip and LC collides with the turnbuckles! The champion finds himself stunned as he gets caught in a running splash in the corner, surely knocking the wind out of him!
Jake Mercer: Xander putting his 33-pound weight advantage to use in the worst of ways for LC as Xander just hurled himself at him! And now he’s got our champ trapped with shoulder thrusts that take LC off his feet! Xander’s giving him no room to breathe and LC is going to need to find a way to retaliate quickly here before it starts to seem like Xander’s going to run away with this; not that I imagine him doing much running, but you get the point!
Flannery McCoy: We certainly understand the sentiment, Jake, and really, you’re right! Xander is relentless and I’ve honestly lost count of how long he’s had LC in the corner and how many times he’s connected with those repeated shoulder thrusts; you’d think he was trying to cut right through Lethal Consequences! Xander grabs LC and whips him across the ring into the opposite corner before he goes charging after him- AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GETS XANDER IN THE FACE WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE!!!
Stew-O: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES KNOCKS HIM BACK WITH THAT KICK AND NOW HERE HE COMES OUT THE CORNER WITH FOREARM AFTER FOREARM TO THE FACE!! THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION STRIKES XANDER REPEATEDLY ALL THE WAY BACK OUT TO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH A FLURRY OF STRIKES BEFORE HE KICKS XANDER IN THE GUT AND THERE’S A VICIOUS EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!! XANDER’S HEAD SNAPS BACK AND HE GOES FALLING BACK AGAINST THE ROPES!!
Jake Mercer: BUT LC ISN’T DONE THOUGH, AS HE GRABS XANDER AND THROWS HIM INTO THE CAGE!! XANDER FALLS DOWN BETWEEN THE CAGE WALL AND THE ROPES, AND LC STARTS STOMPING THE HELL OUT OF THE CHALLENGER WHILE HE’S DOWN! XANDER HAS NOWHERE TO GO AS HE’S TRAPPED, COMPLETELY AT THE MERCY OF THE CHAMPION AND HE CERTAINLY WON’T BE GRANTED A REPRIEVE FROM LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!
Flannery McCoy: LC has focused stomping that boot of his all over the head of Xander and now he’s got it pressed to the back of it, driving Xander’s face to press against the cage! Xander’s unable to push himself away and Lethal Consequences is holding onto the top rope for as much leverage as possible! But he finally lets up and reaches through the ropes to pull Xander’s head face-up along the bottom rope, setting him into position- FOR A SPRINGBOARD STOMP TO THE FACE!! LC STEPS OFF THE BOTTOM ROPE AND XANDER GETS ALL OF THAT BOOT TO THE FACE :lupe:!!!
Stew-O: Xander hangs limp over the bottom rope and LC starts to climb up the cage!! Lethal Consequences looks to retain his World Heavyweight Championship in this match already as he begins his way up the cage, as it looks as if Xander’s been knocked out! LC’s going to have a way to go though, as making it up that 20-foot cage is going to be absolutely no joke :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Excuse me?! What is this I’m hearing?! Is that doubt I’m hearing being cast onto LC’s good name?! Of course, he can make it, Stew! Just watch and see for yourself!
Flannery McCoy: But it’s just as you say that that Xander has pulled himself up and with the help of the ropes, he’s been able to get himself up high enough to grab onto one of Lethal Consequence’s legs! This is not a position anyone should want to be in if they’re LC right now, as he could be completely vulnerable to whatever Xander ends up doing in this moment! LC tries to shake him off while still holding onto the cage, but Xander won’t let go! Lethal Consequences tries to kick and stomp his hand away-
Stew-O: BUT WITH A HOLD ON THE ANKLE, XANDER DROPS DOWN FROM THE CAGE ONTO HIS FEET AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GETS RIPPED DOWN FROM THE CAGE WALL!! LC IS FORCED DOWN AND HE FALLS FROM THE CAGE AND- YIKES!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES FALLS SPLIT-LEGGED OVER TOP ROPE AND XANDER STRIKES WITH A SUPERKICK JUST BEFORE HE FALLS OVER!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES FLIPS OVER BACK INTO THE RING!!
Flannery McCoy: Xander steps through the ropes to follow him in and LC is struggling to even make it to a knee right now as he sees Xander coming! Xander Payne strikes with a wicked kick to the face that turns Lethal over and to the mat, and Xander comes crashing down on him immediately after with a jumping senton that he puts his all into to keep him down just a bit longer! But Xander moves quickly to get back up to his feet and now getting a hold of Lethal, Xander tries to whip him across the ring only for Lethal to break his grasp before he can! Lethal looking to strike with a clothesline but Xander ducks and hits a back kick as soon as the champ turns around!
Jake Mercer: Xander now with a side kick before he looks to finish the series of kicks with another superkick- BUT LC SHOWS OFF HIS WORLD CHAMPION CALIBER REFLEXES AS HE CATCHES XANDER’S LEG, PUTTING A STOP TO THAT RIGHT IN ITS TRACKS!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES THROWS XANDER’S LEG TO SEND HIM SPINNING BEFORE LUNGING FOR A LARIAT BUT XANDER DUCKS?! LC TRIES TO REGAIN CONTROL BY QUICKLY TURNING AROUND AND TRYING TO WRAP XANDER UP IN A HEADLOCK!
Stew-O: BUT XANDER STRIKES WITH A BACK ELBOW! EXCEPT THAT’S ONLY STUNNED THE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! XANDER HAS TO THROW ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER! AND ONE MORE! HE’S FINALLY ABLE TO FREE HIMSELF FROM LETHAL CONSEQUENCES AND HE FLINGS LC TO THE MAT WITH A SNAPMARE, AND XANDER CHARGES TO THE ROPES BEFORE HE COMES BARRELLING BACK WITH A LOW DROPKICK THAT STRIKES THE CHAMPION IN THE FACE!
Flannery McCoy: Credit to LC here for trying to already get himself back on his feet as he turns himself over- BUT XANDER GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND AND LAUNCHES HIM TO THE MAT WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! The World Heavyweight Champion takes a huge collision with the canvas- AND XANDER COMES UP ON LETHAL WITH ANOTHER MASSIVE GERMAN SUPLEX!! XANDER LOOKS TO BE IN FULL CONTROL OF THE MATCH RIGHT NOW AS HE’S FLUNG THE CHAMPION AROUND THE RING! Xander eyes the top of the cage for a moment but then back to LC, seemingly deciding that he won’t be taking any chances! He goes over to grab the champion who’s kneeling against the ropes-
Jake Mercer: AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES RAKES THE EYES AS XANDER WENT TO PULL HIM UP! Lethal starts laying into him with forearms in an effort to regain some control of the match, able to get Xander back against the ropes with those clubbing blows before he tries to whip Xander across the ring- BUT XANDER STRIKES HIS HANDS AWAY AND KICKS HIM IN THE GUT!! XANDER DIPS DOWN AND GRABS LC BY THE LEGS TO LIFT HIM UP, AND HE DROPS HIM DOWN SO THAT HE FALLS NECK-FIRST INTO THE TOP ROPE!!! LC’S HEAD SNAPS BACK AND HE CRASHES TO THE MAT!!!
Stew-O: And Xander sees this as his opening to try to claim his first-ever World Championship, as he turns to start climbing up the cage! Xander heads up the cage making sure of his footing and grip, not wanting to go taking a disastrous fall down back into the ring! The former PURE Champion looks down back to see Lethal Consequences already stirring and he knows he’s going to have to move faster if he wants to leave as the new World Heavyweight Champion! Xander continues to climb up the cage and LC is back to his feet, starting to climb just beneath Xander! Xander aims to go higher, but his desperation to make it leaves him unaware of LC’s placement :lupe:!!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND THAT COSTS XANDER BIG TIME!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GETS UNDER XANDER AND RIPS HIM OFF THE CAGE IN AN ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP!!! BOTH COMPETITORS GO CRASHING BACK INTO THE RING AND TO THE MAT!! THE BOTH OF THEM OF ARE DOWN ALL THANKS TO LETHAL’S SACRIFICE AND NEITHER OF THEM ARE MOVING!!!
Jake Mercer: Big LC saves his reign :blessed:!! You talk about sacrifice, Flan, but when Lethal Consequences has to come so far and for so long to find himself in the position of World Champion once again, him putting it all on the line and pulling no punches to ensure his victory should only be expected! But now he’s got to get up and take advantage of the moment he’s just made for himself by having taken out Xander, so that he can actually win this match! They’re both a little slow to start moving but Lethal is able to push himself up first and into a seated position.
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
Flanner McCoy: Lethal starts crawling toward the ropes away from Xander and uses them to start dragging himself up, but Xander moving back on the other side of the ring gets his attention! Xander pulls himself to the nearby bottom rope and to a sitting position, finding LC putting his focus to him as the champion comes starting in his direction! AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK BEFORE XANDER CAN MAKE IT TO HIS FEET!! LETHAL COMES DOWN ON HIM WITH A SET OF STRIKES, BEATING XANDER OVER THE HEAD WITH CLOSED FISTS!
Stew-O: AND NOW LC BRINGS HIMSELF UP TO BRING DOWN KNEE DROP AFTER KNEE DROP TO THE HEAD AND BACK AS XANDER TRIES TO TURN AWAY! AFTER BRINGING XANDER DROPPING DOWN ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD MOMENTS AGO, HE’S TAKING FULL ADVANTAGE AS JAKE INSISTED HE SHOULD! HE’S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA OF DOING WHATEVER HE’LL NEED TO IN ORDER TO STAY IN CONTROL, AND THERE’S A PUNT KICK TO THE FACE!!!
Jake Mercer: XANDER ROLLS AWAY COVERING HIS FACE BUT LETHAL DOESN’T LET HIM GET FAR, STOMPING DOWN ON HIS BACK TO KEEP HIM FROM GOING ANYWHERE! Our World Heavyweight Champion brings Xander to his feet and takes him over to the turnbuckles, slamming his face off the top buckle! Payne gets his face smashed into turnbuckle again and again as he’s struggling to even bring a defense to this- AND LC SWITCHES UP SUDDENLY BY SLAMMING XANDER’S FACE DOWN INTO AN ONCOMING RISING KNEE!!! XANDER’S HEAD SNAPS UP AND LC FOLLOWS THROUGH ON A SWIFT SUPLEX TO TAKE XANDER TO THE MAT!!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal floats over into a series of nasty punches to the face, possibly giving Jake the slightest bit of actual credibility when he said LC would be literally pulling no punches, while also giving Xander Payne what could be the world’s worst headache to wake up with and a loss to go right along with it if this continues!
Jake Mercer: :skip:
Stew-O: I don’t think that would be all he wakes up with, as Xander manages to push Lethal off of him but you can see that LC has busted Xander open! He’s bleeding from his nose, and I’d imagine that it came from when he took that ugly punt kick to the face from LC merely moments ago, only made worse with all those punches!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal rises to his feet eyeing his bloody knuckles seeing that he’s drawn blood from the challenger, and as Xander is struggling to bring himself to even try to get on all fours after that onslaught, I can’t even begin to imagine what could be going through Lethal’s mind! LC goes to grab Xander and rattles him with punches to get him against the ropes before he whirls him around and sends him face-first into the cage! But he doesn’t stop there, keeping a hold of Xander and repeatedly slamming his face against the cage wall!
Jake Mercer: LC seemingly decides that Xander’s had enough and flings him to the canvas with a mat slam, and Xander’s clearly feeling the effects of what he’s just gone through as he groggily goes to cover and console his nose! But look! LC! He’s starting to climb up the cage and that could all be what does it :blessed:!!!
Stew-O: Lethal Consequences looks to secure another defense here in his reign, which got its start back at Road to Redemption when in the final two with DEDEDE, he eliminated DEDEDE in Dynasty’s Extreme Elimination Chamber to win! He’s since seen victories over the likes of Andre Walker, Serena Bennett, and Visual Prophet – is a win over a promising talent like Xander Payne just moments away?!
Flannery McCoy: Honestly, if he puts Xander away here then there truly would be no denying Lethal Consequence’s ability to adapt :wow:!! And I think that’s what’s really telling so far, is how LC has embraced this! He goes higher up the cage and he looks back over his shoulder- no, now down beneath him- he’s looking for Xander but he can’t seem to get an eye on him! But that’s because Xander’s started to climb up beside him! Xander isn’t finished!
Jake Mercer: LC looks like he’s struggling to make a choice here: go beat the shit out of Xander or try to finish making the climb?! Xander looks like a madman with all that blood coming down his face while going up after Lethal Consequences, and LC begrudgingly seems to understand that Xander won’t be going down without a fight! Lethal comes down the cage far enough to meet Xander just across from him, and the two of them start throwing punches at one another, but I’m not sure how smart this is for either of them to be doing this from so high up!!
Stew-O: Xander throws a punch! Now LC strikes back with a huge blow! The challenger strikes again before the champion returns fire! AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES CATCHES XANDER IN THE FACE!!! XANDER SEEMS STUNNED FOR A MOMENT AND LC TAKES THE OPPORTUNITY TO PULL HIMSELF OVER TO GET CLOSER-
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER SWINGS AND STOPS LETHAL IN HIS TRACKS!! LC STRUGGLES TO MAINTAIN HIS GRIP AND XANDER TRIES TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT BY GETTING OFF AS MANY PUNCHES AS HE CAN! BUT THE CHAMPION FIGHTS BACK TO TRY TO KEEP HIMSELF FROM GETTING PUNCHED DOWN THE CAGE! XANDER, HOWEVER, ISN’T GIVING IN AND CONTINUES TO GO AFTER LETHAL- NOW BOUNCING HIS HEAD OFF THE WALL!!!
Jake Mercer: LC HOLDS ONTO THE CAGE AS XANDER BASHES HIS FACE INTO THE CAGE!! THE REIGNING CHAMPION STRUGGLING TO MAINTAIN A GRIP- BUT LC FRIES OFF A BACK ELBOW IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET XANDER TO BACK DOWN! NO! XANDER SLAMS HIS HEAD OFF THE CAGE AGAIN- XANDER TAKES LC OFF THE CAGE WITH A REVERSE BULLDOG!!! XANDER AND LC GO PLUMMETING DOWN AND THEY CRASH ONTO THE MAT!!!
Stew-O: I don’t blame the referees here at ringside one bit for looking as hesitant as they do about letting this continue! These falls from the cage they’re taking aren’t at all pretty and could potentially be devastating for both their careers, if not already career-altering! But someone’s got to leave from this as the winner – it’s just a matter of who gets to actually walk away with the title, if they end up being able to walk away at all!
Flannery McCoy: Xander’s already bleeding because of shots he’s taken to the face and this match is just bound to continue with God knows what, and the way the back of LC’s head just got introduced to the mat from like halfway up the cage just begs for a concussion test – will there even BE a World Heavyweight Champion to speak of by the time Dynasty rolls around?!
Jake Mercer: Absolutely! And his name is Lethal Consequences… he’s just got to get up is all :lupe:!!!
Stew-O: We’ll see how likely that is as Xander just barely begins to move, but he’s the first to start moving nonetheless! Xander starts dragging himself over to the defending champion and pulls himself up to his knees where he comes down on Lethal with a number of punches! LC seems so out of it that he can’t even cover up, let alone try to, and Xander’s got the full advantage right now! He gets Lethal in a front headlock and he’s slow to get himself and the champion up to their feet, but he does and he has LC up only to stumble into him and they go into the ropes! Xander attempts to irish whip LC across the ring but Lethal has his arm hooked around the top rope to prevent it! Lethal groggily shoves Xander away before he swings-
Flannery McCoy: But Xander ducks and Lethal turns around only to get his legs pulled out from under him! Lethal hits the mat and Xander gets his arms around LC’s legs before he falls back- CATAPULTING THE CHAMPION FACE-FIRST INTO THE CAGE!!! LC GETS SMASHED AGAINST THE CAGE AND HE FALLS INTO XANDER’S RAISED KNEES, HIS BACK COLLIDING WITH THEM AND IT’S OBVIOUS FROM HIS PAINED EXPRESSION THAT THE SPINE ISN’T SUPPOSED TO ENDURE THAT KIND OF PUNISHMENT!!!
Stew-O: Xander gets to his feet while Lethal is down and grabbing at his back, and Xander homes in by stomping down right on it repeatedly! The champion tries to turn away from it but Xander merely lands a sick kick to the ribs to turn him back over, and Xander grabs the legs looking for a boston crab! A submission won’t get either of them a win but it’ll certainly wear LC down here if he isn’t fought off! He’s definitely got to be feeling that fall and this can’t be doing it any favors whatsoever! He’s looking for some way out of this but I’m not sure if there is one!
Jake Mercer: Lethal reaches out for the ropes but I’m not sure how far he thinks he can get with Xander sitting on his back like that!
Flannery McCoy: LC seems stuck here and not even a tap out could save him, though I wouldn’t blame him with how Xander seems to be leaning back into that hold! He pushes up onto his hands- BUT XANDER DROPS DOWN ONTO HIS BACK AND LETHAL IS FORCED BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!! XANDER IS MAKING SURE HE EXHAUSTS THIS AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!! Xander might end up breaking LC’s back here if LC can’t get a way out of this!!
Stew-O: I’m sure Xander would be perfectly fine with that, as it’d mean that Lethal wouldn’t even be able to stand to get in his way! He continues pulling back on the champion’s legs earning a shout from LC, but that isn’t stopping the champ! Lethal slowly but surely pushes his way up onto his hands- AND BEFORE XANDER CAN COUNTER, LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SOMERSAULTS FORWARD TO GET XANDER OFF OF HIM!! XANDER GETS TRIPPED UP AND HE FALLS TO THE MAT!!
Jake Mercer: But Lethal Consequences is still down while Xander is getting up, now making his way over- BUT THERE’S A DROP TOE-HOLD FROM LC!! XANDER FALLS TO THE MAT AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES LOOKS TO POUNCE!! HE ROLLS ACROSS XANDER’S BACK TO KEEP HIM DOWN UNTIL HE ENDS UP AT HIS HEAD, TRAPPING THE CHALLENGER IN A HEADLOCK AND STARTS BASHING THE TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH REPEATED FISTS TO THE SKULL!!!
Flannery McCoy: LETHAL CONSEQUENCES SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND THE URGENCY OF THE MOMENT AND HE’S DOING ALL HE CAN TO KEEP XANDER FROM GETTING ANYWHERE CLOSE TO A CHAMPIONSHIP WIN AT HIS EXPENSE! However, Xander slowly starts to come to his feet while LC has yet to let up- Xander tries to lift him off his feet but LC’s just too much right now and he ends back up on the mat with a hold still on Xander! Lethal repeatedly throws his fist into Xander’s bloody face while keeping Xander’s head down- BUT XANDER FINALLY GETS HIM AS HE HAULS HIM UP AND DOWN WITH A BACK SUPLEX!! LC GETS SLAMMED TO THE MAT AND XANDER FREES HIMSELF!!!
Stew-O: The World Heavyweight Champion goes rolling to the corner grabbing at his back once again and Xander has to pick himself up to get back in pursuit of the champion! Xander staggers over- BUT AS SOON AS HE’S WITHIN REACH, LC KICKS AT ONE OF XANDER’S LEGS TO TRIP HIM UP TO GET HIM DOWN TO A KNEE AND THEN PULLS HIM FACE-FIRST INTO THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE!! Lethal Consequences looks frustrated as he gets to his feet and starts stomping down on Xander in the corner, ruthlessly attacking him while holding onto the top rope to keep himself up! And now with his foot pressed against Xander’s face, LC reaches for the top turnbuckle- starting to untie it?!
Jake Mercer: Lethal transitions down into having his knee against Xander now to keep him trapped in the corner, while this time going for the middle turnbuckle’s padding! LC finally relents and gets to his feet, throwing the turnbuckle padding any which way but keeping the covers as he ties two separate sets of the strings together- now he grabs Xander’s arm and holds it against the middle rope while pulling the turnbuckle covers around it and he uses those strings to tie Xander’s arm to the rope?! Uggghhh, his mind!! 🤤
Flannery McCoy: LC steps back to admire his work and Xander only just registers what’s happened as he tried to go in Lethal’s direction only to no avail! Xander pulls at the turnbuckle covers but LC comes stomping down on him, a defenseless Xander having to take those kicks and stomps with no say in the matter as LC has him right where he wants him!
Stew-O: Lethal’s innovative offense just might pay off as he looks to start climbing up the cage, and Xander’s going to end up having to watch Lethal Consequences escape with this victory if he can’t get out of this predicament in time! Xander’s clawing at the strings keeping him down and looking back to LC often to judge the distance he’ll have to make up for, but LC isn’t exactly moving so fast himself anymore! Can Xander do it?!
Jake Mercer: It seems that Xander can pull and pull at those turnbuckle strings all he wants, but it looks like there’ll be no escape! Lethal Consequences seems to be getting nearly just under halfway on the cage and who’s honestly going to raise their hand and be the one to suggest Xander’s going to be moving that fast enough to play catch-up?!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal turns to take the time to mock a struggling Xander, who’s now on his feet trying to tear himself out of the makeshift trap! Is this really how Xander’s World Championship aspirations slip away this time?! Lethal Consequences ascends higher up the cage, just coming to meet what looks like the halfway point there! If his plan holds then he’ll have this one secured!
Stew-O: LC continues climbing and- AND XANDER FREES HIMSELF!! XANDER BREAKS OUT AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HAS NO IDEA!! XANDER STARTS UP THE ROPES TO GET ONTO THE CAGE AND HE’S FOLLOWING UP BEHIND LC, WHO ONLY JUST REALIZES THAT XANDER IS COMING AFTER HIM! LETHAL CONTINUES CLIMBING THOUGH AND HE SEEMINGLY HAS NO INTENTIONS OF TURNING BACK!!
Jake Mercer: AND CROSSING THE HALFWAY POINT OF THE CAGE, WHY WOULD HE?! LC JUST MIGHT BE ABLE TO MAKE IT IF XANDER’S BEEN STALLED LONG ENOUGH! LETHAL REMAINS MINDFUL OF HIS HAND AND FOOTING AS HE LOOKS OVER TO HOW HE’LL HAVE TO CROSS OVER TO GET TO THE EXIT, BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE A MOMENT OF HESITANCY AS HE HAS TO THINK OF HOW TO POSITION HIMSELF- DON’T GIVE UP! YOU’RE ALMOST THERE, KING!! 😍
Flannery McCoy: XANDER IS COMING UP AND LETHAL HAS TO MAKE HIS MIND UP! THIS IS NO TIME FOR EITHER OF THEM TO BE AFRAID OF HEIGHTS WHEN THEY’VE COME THIS FAR!! XANDER IS CLIMBING UP HIGHER AND HIGHER, AND NOW LETHAL CONSEQUENCES STARTS COMING UP TO THAT POINT WHERE HE MIGHT BE ABLE TO START CROSSING OVER!! LC REACHES OUT-
Stew-O: XANDER’S FINGERTIPS JUST CLIP HIS FOOT!! XANDER’S UNABLE TO GET A PROPER HOLD ON LC WITHOUT FALLING OFF THE CAGE AND CRASHING TO THE MAT; IF HE DOES THAT NOW FROM HIS CURRENT POSITION, HE’LL PRACTICALLY GUARANTEE LETHAL’S WIN HERE! JUST AS LETHAL STARTS MOVING TOWARD THE MIDDLE OF THE DOME WHERE THE EXIT IS, XANDER COMES UP THE REST OF THE WAY AND GOES AFTER HIM! XANDER FOLLOWS BEHIND HIM AND LC IS SLOWLY BUT SURELY CLOSING IN ON THE CENTER OF THE DOME! WILL LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BEAT XANDER TO THE PUNCH?!
Jake Mercer: XANDER ISN’T LOSING HOPE AND SEEMS TO THINK HE CAN CATCH HIM! THEY’RE NEARING OVER THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AT THIS POINT AND LETHAL IS JUST ABOUT THERE WITH ONLY A LITTLE BIT LEFT TO GO! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES REACHES OUT- LC GRABS THE TOP OF THE CAGE AND PULLS HIMSELF TO THE MIDDLE OF THE DOME! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS GOING TO DO IT!
Flannery McCoy: LC GETS HIS HEAD THROUGH THE TOP OF THE DOME AND BRACES HIMSELF WITH HIS FOREARM AS HE TRIES TO START PULLING HIMSELF THROUGH- BUT XANDER FROM INSIDE THE CAGE KICKS AT LC AND LC STARTS TO SLIP! NO! LC HANGS BUT HE’S STARTED TO COME BACK DOWN! XANDER KICKS AT HIM AGAIN AND LETHAL IS BACK TO HANGING INSIDE THE CAGE! THEY’RE OVER THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AND THIS IS NOT OKAY! LETHAL TRIES TO KICK BACK AT XANDER BUT XANDER HANGS ON BEFORE HE KICKS AT LETHAL HIMSELF- XANDER GETS HIM WITH THAT KICK AND LETHAL GOES FALLING!!!
Stew-O: NO!! LC CAUGHT XANDER’S LEG ON THE WAY DOWN AND HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO HOLD ON!! LETHAL IS USING XANDER TO KEEP HIS CHANCES ALIVE, BUT IT’S ALL UP TO XANDER TO KEEP THEM BOTH FROM CRASH LANDING! XANDER’S TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE DOME! IF HE CAN SHAKE LC THEN HE’LL BE THE NEXT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! XANDER PULLS HIMSELF UP AND THE REFEREE AT THE TOP OF THE CAGE IS IN POSITION AS HE SPOTS XANDER’S HEAD COMING UP THROUGH THE EXIT!!!
Jake Mercer: THAT UGLY, BLOODY HEAD!! 🤢 XANDER’S TRYING TO MAKE IT- BUT IT’S TOO MUCH!! XANDER CAN’T SUSTAIN THEM BOTH, AND XANDER AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES GO PLUMMETING STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE MAT BENEATH THEM!!! OH MY GOD!!! FUCK!!!
(Having just watched both Elitists literally drop from the center of a 20-foot cage down to a ring mat with no give, it’s honestly no surprise that neither of them are moving in the slightest. Truthfully, it’s pretty concerning considering that one of them is supposed to be leaving from Reckless Wiring as the World Heavyweight Champion and the well-being of either competitor is totally up in the air after that.)
Flannery McCoy: Fine, I’ll be the one to say it: they’re fucking dead, aren’t they? :mjcry:
Stew-O: There’s really just… no way to even speculate who got the better of that fall. I don’t think there’s a way to say for sure at all. At this point, all I can really say is that I’m just glad I only have to commentate on it and not be a part of it.
Jake Mercer: Everybody’s just standing around looking stupid like we don’t need someone to check on LC 😭
Stew-O: The seconds that pass without either of them even budging are no doubt cause for concern, and the more I feel like we’re going to need medics to check on the both of them!
Flannery McCoy: They might not be necessary just yet, as signs of life show in the ring with both men seemingly coming to! They’re definitely in no hurry though, not that I blame them after that fall :lupe:!! LC turns over holding at his back and Xander hasn’t even tried to bring himself up yet. I’m not sure how they’re supposed to continue.
Jake Mercer: I’m not saying I want Xander dead, but Lethal Consequence’s reign is much more important! LC and Xander start to drag themselves up to kneeling positions, finding themselves just next to each other and Xander throws the first punch! Lethal is slow to fire back but he still manages to catch Xander in the face! Xander swings back before starting to make a move to get to his feet, with LC doing the same! These back and forth exchanges start picking up speed as they battle it out for the upper hand-
Stew-O: XANDER SWINGS! “OVERDOSE”!!! NO! LETHAL DUCKS UNDER THE PALM STRIKE AND GETS XANDER WITH A KICK TO THE GUT!! “DEAD EXECUTIVE”!!! LC HITS A TIMELY STUNNER ON XANDER BUT THE CHALLENGER GOES REELING INTO THE CORNER, STAYING ON HIS FEET! Lethal makes his way into the corner delivering kicks before hauling Xander up onto the top turnbuckle! What’s he got in mind?! Lethal starts to climb up the turnbuckles just in front of Xander, getting to the middle turnbuckle before trying to hoist Xander up but Xander punches him in the ribs in an effort to try to fight him off! Lethal goes to pull him up again after punching him back- HE GETS HIM! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES WITH A HUGE SUPERPLEX OUT THE CORNER!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT NOT WITHOUT FEELING THOSE EFFECTS OF THAT FALL HIMSELF! XANDER MIGHT BE DOWN BUT SO IS LC! Lethal is slow to move but he’s getting his hands on Xander and works to bring him to his feet, throwing his knees up into the chest and stomach of a Xander Payne that he has bent over! Lethal comes down across his back with audible clubbing blows and such force that Xander would’ve collapsed if it not for Lethal holding him up, before he whips him across the ring- but Xander keeps himself from coming back by getting both arms around the top rope!
Jake Mercer: LC goes after him hoping to stay on the offensive but Xander gets two boots up and starts firing off on Lethal! Xander has the champ caught off guard with all these punches to the face, but LC isn’t letting him off easy as he reels back himself- XANDER SWINGS BUT LC DUCKS AND LIFTS XANDER OFF HIS FEET FOR A BACK SUPLEX BUT XANDER LANDS ON HIS FEET?! A SAITO SUPLEX!! “AFTER HOURS” PLANTS LC ON THE MAT AND THIS DOESN’T LOOK FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!
Stew-O: It’s following a wicked backbreaker off the edge of Xander’s knee that Lethal Consequences gets snatched up and thrown against the cage wall, Xander being sure to drag LC’s head against the cage! He only pulls him away to bash his fist into the champion’s forehead, alternating between the two until Lethal proves to have the wherewithal to fight him off! Xander shoots for another punch but comes up missing as LC takes him off his feet and into a corner, landing shot after shot so that he can try to overwhelm Xander as things look to start breaking down! Xander gets propped up on the top turnbuckle again and Lethal’s looking for another one of those big power moves-
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER COUNTERS UNEXPECTEDLY! WAIT! THAT’S A BRAINBUSTER OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE INTO THE EXPOSED TOP TURNBUCKLE THAT LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HAD TORN THE PADDING FROM!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ENDS UP IN A HEAP IN THE CORNER WHILE XANDER JUST BARELY STAYS ON HIS FEET, LEANING INTO THE ROPES TO CATCH HIMSELF AND STAY UPRIGHT! I don’t think LC’s even moved since he took that fall just now- A “HEAT SEEKER” KNEE STRIKE BY XANDER PAYNE THAT TRIES TO TAKE LETHAL CONSEQUENCE’S FACE OFF!! AND NOW HERE COMES XANDER, RETURNING THE STOMPS FROM EARLIER AS HE LOOKS TO ABSOLUTELY BRUTALIZE LC’S FACE!!!
Jake Mercer: :mjcry:
Stew-O: HE’S WELL ON HIS WAY IF NOT AT THAT POINT ALREADY! After coming up short in World Championship matches in his career, after failing to win King of Elite this season, after being told over and over that he’s failed to meet expectations when it counts, Xander is clearly taking out all those frustrations on Lethal Consequences as he’s absolutely letting LC have it right now! Xander hurls LC from the corner and the champion ends up sprawled on the mat, blood coming down his face! Xander’s busted open the World Heavyweight Champion!
Jake Mercer: You don’t have to brag about it! Xander comes stomping down on LC before he can even make an attempt to get up and at this point, you have to wonder about how worn down these two could possibly be! They obviously don’t trust the other to not come getting in the other’s way on the climb up – whether that speaks to their perseverance, their determination, or their insanity to insist on enduring this, I’m not sure! But Xander looks fed the hell up as he drags Lethal up to his feet, slapping him in the face! The absolute fucking disrespect!
Flannery McCoy: Xander whips him off into another corner of the ring- LC switches up and counters, and Xander goes hitting those turnbuckles instead! A groggy Lethal struggles to stay on his feet, but then goes charging in- BUT XANDER SEEMS TO HAVE HIM SPOTTED AS HE LIFTS HIM WITH A POP-UP-
Stew-O: AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BAITS XANDER INTO LAUNCHING HIM UP ONTO THE CAGE! LC LATCHES ONTO THE CAGE OVERHEAD AND XANDER LOOKED READY FOR THE LAST SEDATION, BUT THE CRAFTY LETHAL CONSEQUENCES HAS HIM ALL SORTS OF CONFUSED AS XANDER FINDS HIM CLIMBING THE CAGE! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES IS LOOKING TO ESCAPE!!!
Jake Mercer: Blood streaming down his face, LC is heading up and Xander knows the only way to stop him is to go after him! Xander heads up the cage but not following in the direct path of Lethal Consequences? The World Heavyweight Champion isn’t giving Xander a second thought as he climbs looking right up, focused on his path to the top and eventually on his way on out of here if he can make it! How Xander plans on preventing that from where he’s going, I’m not sure, but he’s certainly going to have to make sure that it pays off!
Flannery McCoy: Xander’s definitely going to have his hands full if he can arrive at that opening in the cage with LC! We’ve already seen them nearly kill each other once from there – they’ve surely got to know the consequences by now!
Jake Mercer: I guess you could say they’re pretty lethal :mjgrin:
Flannery McCoy: Don’t speak for the rest of night.
Stew-O: LC pulls himself higher up the cage and whatever’s going through their minds right now, they’ve got to be thinking that the reward is worth the risks! They’ve both worked to achieve what they have, to have themselves in these positions whether people agree with their methods or not, and it definitely hasn’t come without having to take a gamble! After all, Xander had to take the chance of getting LC’s attention for this and Lethal was more than willing to take the chance to offer the title match to shut Xander up! LC might be on his way to doing that!
Jake Mercer: AS HE SHOULD!! 😤 I can’t take anything away from Xander here as he’s given it everything he has but Lethal Consequences didn’t come away from the Extreme Elimination Chamber for this to be over now! LC reaches up and starts heading over toward the opening in the dome, closing in on it as he gets near!
Flannery McCoy: Lethal Consequences is maybe a few moves away from being able to get out but Xander’s come up from his own side to end up just a few feet away from LC! He’s not about to let him get out of this just like that! But LC shows no fear as he goes right for the way out and Xander moves to meet him there! Lethal tries to fend him off with a kick before trying to pull himself through- BUT XANDER WON’T LET IT HAPPEN! A SWIFT KICK TO GUT BRINGS LC BACK DOWN JUST WHEN HE STARTED TO TRY TO PULL HIMSELF UP!! Lethal now making the daring move of trying to punch Xander from that position-
Stew-O: BUT XANDER LAUNCHES HIMSELF FORWARD AND TACKLES LETHAL CONSEQUENCES DOWN FROM THE OPENING!!! XANDER PAYNE TAKES LC DOWN TO THE MAT, MEETING THE MAT IN ANOTHER NASTY COLLISION WITH THE CANVAS!!!
Jake Mercer: XANDER PAYNE TAKES NOT ONLY LC BUT HIMSELF DOWN AS WELL, AND THERE’S NO WAY I’LL EVER BE OVER THE FACT WE HAD EAW FANS VOTING FOR THESE TWO PRACTICALLY FALL TO THEIR DEMISE FROM THAT HIGH UP!!!
Flannery McCoy: They’re both bloodied at the hands of each other, who knows what could be broken, and they’re no doubt bruised! How the hell does anyone recover from this?!
Stew-O: I don’t think either of them is worried about recovery just yet, Flannery, when winning this match is the priority! What they know right now is that when it’s all over, one of them is going to be resting up with the World Heavyweight Championship, and they’re both looking to make sure that it won’t be the other! But after that fall, who knows who it could belong to when it’s all said and done!
Jake Mercer: I didn’t like the way LC came crashing down on the mat but Xander didn’t look so good either! It could be anyone’s at this point after that; those falls are devastating for everyone involved! There’s no cushion for that fall to the mat for anybody!
Flannery McCoy: But it looks like Xander’s going to be the first to move, and you can see blood smeared all underneath him on the mat from where his face had been laying! If these two don’t force each other to pass out or knock each other out, we might just end up having to watch them bleed out because I’m thinking that’s what this’ll come down to the longer this goes on!
Stew-O: Xander can barely keep himself up even on his knees, swaying over and having to keep himself up by putting a hand down on the mat! He finally grabs LC but only to lean over into him, clearly having the mindset to want to stay in control but his body is definitely worn! Xander pushes up off of Lethal Consequences to steady himself as he tries to get to his feet, having a hold of LC’s head as he tries to bring him up as well-
Jake Mercer: BUT STILL DOWN ON HIS KNEES, LC WITH A “NO CAL”!!! A PUNCH RIGHT BETWEEN THE LEGS AND XANDER PAYNE LOOKS COMPLETELY CAUGHT OFF GUARD! LC BUYS HIMSELF SOME MUCH NEEDED TIME WHILE XANDER LOOKS READY TO FALL OVER AGAIN!!
Stew-O: The World Heavyweight Champion slowly rises to his feet while Xander’s still hunched over and a groggy Lethal Consequences lines up- “LCR”!!! THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW DIRECTED RIGHT FOR THE HEAD TO PUT XANDER DOWN AND OUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: MISSES!!! XANDER DUCKS DOWN AND ENDS UP BEHIND LC!! XANDER WITH A TIMELY BACK SUPLEX- NO! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES ROLLS OVER XANDER’S SHOULDER AND COMES DOWN ON HIS FEET! LC WITH A HUGE NECKBREAKER TO TAKE XANDER DOWN TO THE MAT AFTER AVOIDING THAT SUPLEX, AND XANDER’S DOWN GRABBING AT THIS NECK!
Jake Mercer: Lethal sees this as his opening as he hauls Xander up and finds the strength for a vertical suplex to stay in control of the moment! He knows he can’t let this one slip through his fingers! Working those serious falls and any significant blood loss to his advantage, LC connects with a number of stomps to the chest and head before he forces Xander to his feet while bringing his elbow down across the back of the neck, before he whips him across the ring! Xander comes springing back into a big boot from LC!
Flannery McCoy: Except not as Xander catches his leg! Xander throws his leg down before lunging forward looking for a punch only to have it evaded by the champion as Lethal Consequences sidesteps him- LC CHARGES LOOKING FOR A LARIAT FROM BEHIND BUT XANDER DUCKS DOWN AND SPINS HIM AROUND- SUPERKICK!!!
Stew-O: AND IT LANDS RIGHT ON THE CHIN!!! LETHAL CONSEQUENCES FALLS BACK INTO THE ROPES AND COMES FORWARD OFF THEM TOWARD XANDER- RIGHT INTO A “LAST SEDATION”!!! THAT POP-UP POWERBOMB SEES LC GET DRIVEN INTO THE MAT!!! BUT XANDER DOESN’T RELEASE HIM! XANDER HOLDS ONTO LETHAL AND HOISTS HIM UP INTO THE AIR BACK ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND THROWS HIM DOWN INTO A SITOUT POWERBOMB!!!
Jake Mercer: Xander falls over after planting LC in the middle of the ring but goes trudging to the ropes after a moment to collect himself, looking unopposed if he’s about to start making his way up to the top of the dome! And that’s exactly what he’s doing as he uses the ropes to start pulling himself up in order to get to his feet! Xander starts heading up the side of the dome and even if it doesn’t look like it, Xander knows his direction out of this is up!
Flannery McCoy: Xander is looking to make it out of here and he seems to be well on his way as he continues climbing up, even if it’s taking some time! Imagine what this would mean for him to be at the forefront of Dynasty if he pulls this off! And down on the mat, Lethal Consequences hasn’t moved at all, no idea that his reign appears to be jeopardy here! Does he have it in him to make a last-ditch effort to stave off a defeat by Xander Payne?!
Stew-O: It’s not looking like that’ll be the case, as Xander has only gotten higher up the dome! Xander is making his way over to the opening of the dome and all he’s got to do is pull himself through for this to be over! The referee is in position to call it if he’s able to do it, all Xander has to do is get himself the rest of the way there after all he’s done here to have this chance! Xander gets an arm through and he hoists himself up, having to use everything he’s got left in him in order to make it out onto the top of the Dome of Death! AND XANDER MAKES IT OUT!! XANDER GETS THROUGH THE DOME OF DEATH!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill begins to play with the referee at the top of the dome declaring that Xander Payne has officially won, even if the new World Heavyweight Champion hasn’t made it up to his feet just yet.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER… AND THE NEEEEEWWWWWW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION…. XAAAAANNNNNDDDDDEEEERRRR PAAAAAAYYYYYNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: We’ve got ourselves a new World Heavyweight Champion in Xander Payne, who had to overcome a very determined, very prepared Lethal Consequences here in this defense from LC! It certainly seemed like it could’ve gone to either of them!
Flannery McCoy: LC has undoubtedly shown what he’s been capable of as a World Champion ever since achieving this status once again, but while he won’t be leaving with the title, it goes without saying that he made Xander work for this every step of the way! But this doesn’t solely rest on Lethal Consequence’s shoulders, as Xander pushed himself even more to come out on top!
(Having been assisted in his way down the dome, a still bloody and unsteady Xander is handed the World Heavyweight Championship by an official, who Xander rudely shoves away before raising up his newly won championship! He stumbles over to the barricade, hardly able to stand but with more than enough consciousness to understand that he’s accomplished a great feat in his career. Meanwhile, EMTs and other officials enter the dome to tend to Lethal Consequences, who seems to be barely conscious.)
Flannery McCoy: Are you gonna be okay, Jake?? :lupe:
Jake Mercer: I’m gonna be just fine, I swear :mjcry:
Stew-O: After plenty of times that saw him come up short on occasions like this, Xander Payne is finally the one who reigns supreme! A few cunning moments from a sly LC seemed to nearly spell the end for Xander’s hopes tonight, but I believe it’s safe to say that Xander was going to achieve this goal in his career here in EAW and that much was known – tonight was where he finally proved that for himself, and everyone who said he couldn’t!
Flannery McCoy: Very true! And while it may be too early to start speculating what the future holds for our new World Heavyweight Champion on Dynasty, I’m looking forward to seeing how he handles this now that he’s got this spotlight on him!
Stew-O: We’ll get the answers to all that and more soon enough! But until then, let’s hope we’ll even see him cleared to even appear on Dynasty!
(On a shot of Lethal Consequences still being attended to inside of the Dome, the scene cuts back to Xander moving to stand on the stage with a number of referees trying to assist him to the back. However, Xander is much more interested in gloating, made all that more clear as he tries to wave off the officials before he raises the World Heavyweight Championship one last time before the camera fades out on that final shot.)
(A commercial is shown for Xander Payne versus Impact for the EAW World Heavyweight Championship at Pain For Pride)
(“It Follows” by Cane HIll blasts through the speakers as a clearly banged up Xander Payne comes down the ramp. He’s bandaged up after the attack courtesy of Impact from the attack that took place at the end of Dynasty last week.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome to the ring, the World Heavyweight Champion.. Xander Payne!
Stew-O: Our World Heavyweight Champion seems to be in quite a bit of pain here. Can’t say that I’m surprised, Impact’s physical onslaught was quite brutal. It was hard to watch, I’ll say that. With each passing week, it just feels as if this feud of theirs is just getting more and more personal as the weeks go by. I just hope that this week they don’t up the ante, I don’t think I can take much more of this bad blood.
Jake Mercer: For God’s sake it’s wrestling! It’s supposed to be brutal, physical and all that bullshit. What are we even talking about here? You’re soft Stew, I can’t beli- .. Well I can actually believe the words coming out of your mouth, because you have proven to be quite soft as a Human Being.. Sad. Anyway I don’t know why Porky Pig here has to get all butt hurt over some sneakers. Doesn’t he have like a wife and kid at home? What kind of a cry baby cries over sneakers, and then gets beat up over it? This is our World Heavyweight Champion? Thank God Pain For Pride is next week so we don’t have to suffer through the prissy weak bitch we currently have. No longer do we have to worry about whether our champion is going to randomly die of a heart attack in the ring because he’s such a fat slob. Dynasty has really fallen behind the 8 ball when it comes to our World Champion.. Thank God for Impact, that’s all I gotta say..
Flannery McCoy: Ok then.. Jake I feel as though you have some personal problems with Xander, and you need to calm down. But yes, this battle between Impact and Xander Payne has heated up quite a bit, and I just hope they both survive to see Pain For Pride next week.
(Xander gets a microphone and starts pacing back and forth within the ring.)
Xander Payne: So the past few weeks have just been a bunch of bullshit. Impact is a bitch, and I don’t respect him at all. He has no meaning behind his actions, and it’s literally just to troll me. This man is damn near 50 and has become a teenage girl on the internet. Now listen, I understand that these past weeks haven’t put me in the best light, from Impact stealing my sneakers and burning them, and last week when he kicked my ass and made me bleed my own blood, which no one ever does.. It’s been frustrating. At Payne For Pride, Impact is going to have to actually come face to face with me. No tricks, just Man to Man, face to face, no bells or whistles just us. And when that time comes, when I actually have that utter piece of shit in the ring with me, he will know how badly he fucked up. I don’t care about the sneakers, I don’t care about any of the shit he’s done to me, because I’m done playing along with these games that Impact has tried to pull. I will get my hands on Impact, and I will deal with him personally. And after Payne For Pride, all this shit.. All the theatrics he tried to get one over on me, will resort to absolutely nothing. He will be made out to be the fool that he is. Nothing more than a Jester, tugging at the King’s cape. Fuck the sneakers, fuck the cheap shots, fuck Impact.. I will continue to reign supreme as your World Heavyweight Champion after I take Impact out.. Permanently! .
(‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi cuts on through the air, and Impact sulks out from the backstage holding a bag in his hand. He continues down the ramp, and slides into the ring)
Impact: Aw… You don’t care about the sneakers anymore? Are you for real? Well that’s quite a bummer because Xander, I went through a lot of trouble to get these for you.
(Impact holds the bag up)
Impact: You see this bag? This is my apology for what I did Xander. I promised you that I would get a replacement, and I am a Man of my word. These are the replacement sneakers Xander..
(Impact reaches into the bag, and takes out a pair of vandalized sneakers with Impacts likeness with the blood of the World Heavyweight Champion on them. Xander starts to seethe with anger.)
Xander Payne: YOU SON OF A BITCH! HOW DARE YOU! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? I WILL END YOUR MEASLY EXISTENCE.
(Impact backs up a little)
Impact: Whoa whoa whoa tough guy, what happened? I thought you didn’t care about the sneakers anymore? See that’s the problem with you. All it takes to knock you off your game, to make you crumble from the weight of your own words, is a little visual stimulate. You’re not the guy that you think you are. This so-called “era” that you have been saying you’re going to usher in, you’re not the stable pillar that can carry that burden on your shoulders. You’re out here whining and bitching about sneakers instead of focusing on the World Heavyweight Championship, and defending it at the biggest show of the year. I mean really? Shouldn’t you be focusing in on the fact this is the biggest match of your life? That everything you think you’ve built could be gone within a snap of a finger? You’re the one that’s supposed to be ushering in a new era? You’re the one all the newcomers are supposed to be looking up to, and following? You have shown to not be reliable, whereas I have. This battle of generations, new school vs. old school, who’s better? It’s obvious. The mental game has already been won, which is half the battle. You are fighting at a disadvantage because you don’t match up with me intellectually. You are mentally immature, and you are not going to be able to get through these mental blocks. I will show you that your generation doesn’t match up to mine, and you are going to fail at being “the face of the new generation”. I have proven time after time that I can last no matter the years, no matter the competitors, and if my 9 reigns as World Champion didn’t already prove it to you, then maybe 10 reigns will be the trick. You will see that I am not an afterthought in the current state of Elite Answers Wrestling. This is your first real challenge being thrown into the fire, and seeing if you can come out the other side smelling like smoke, or if you just burn in the flames. I find it very hard to believe that Pain For Pride is going to be your moment. Throughout the entirety of this buildup, you haven’t been able to keep your head on your shoulders, you have been outsmarted, outclassed, and at Pain For Pride you are going to be outwrestled, and that World Heavyweight Championship will be mine-
Stew-O: XANDER HAS HAD ENOUGH AS HE TAKES HIS MICROPHONE AND SLAMS IT AGAINST IMPACT’S SKULL WHICH LANDS AND ROCKS HIM! HE STUMBLES BACK INTO THE ROPES, BUT CAN’T CATCH A BREAK AS XANDER LAUNCHES TOWARDS HIM WITH A BARRAGE OF PUNCHES! IMPACT IS TRYING TO BLOCK IT WITH HIS HANDS BUT XANDER IS GETTING SOME GOOD SHOTS IN! FINALLY IMPACT TURNS IT AROUND AS HE BEGINS TO RETURN THE FAVOR AND SEND FISTS BACK TO HIM! EAW PERSONNEL ARE COMING RIGHT OUT AND RUNNING DOWN TO THE RAMP, LOOKING TO DO SOME CROWD CONTROL AND PRY THE BITTER RIVALS OFF OF ONE ANOTHER!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT MANAGES TO CREATE SOME DISTANCE, BUT CHARGES RIGHT BACK AT XANDER! HE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS WHICH PLANTS XANDER DOWN! AND NOW IMPACT IS BACK GOING TO TOWN ON HIM BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF HIM WITH PUNCHES AGAIN AND AGAIN! CREW MEMBERS HAVE FINALLY MANAGED TO GET AHOLD OF HIM AS THEY’RE PEELING IMPACT OFF OF HIM AND HAVE HIM BACKED IN THE OPPOSITE CORNER! BUT XANDER IS BACK UP CHARGING AT IMPACT THIS TIME AS HE CRUSHES IMPACT WITH A SPLASH AS IMPACT COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND! EAW PERSONNEL ARE TRYING THEIR BEST BUT IT’S NOT KEEPING THEM APART AS XANDER RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR INTO THE FIRE! CANNONBALL SENTON! BUT IMPACT GETS HIS FEET UP AND PUSHES XANDER AWAY JUST IN TIME! BOTH OF THEM ARE BACK UP NOW AS THEY MEET AT THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Jake Mercer: THEY’RE THROWING FISTS AT ONE ANOTHER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING AS EAW PERSONNEL ARE BEGINNING TO GET BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THINGS AMD START PEELING THEM APART! BOTH OF THEM ARE GETTING TAKEN AWAY AS THEY’RE YELLING PROFANITIES AT ONE ANOTHER! IT SEEMS WE HAVE FINALLY HIT A STALEMATE BETWEEN THE TWO! THIS GOT VERY INTENSE! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THESE TWO GET INTO AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!
Stew-O: WE ARE IN FOR A FIGHT AT PAIN FOR PRIDE! WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE! WHO’S GOING TO BE ABLE TO STAND TALL! WE’LL SEE YOU THERE!
(Impact and Xander are yelling at one another as security is forced to physically drag them to elsewhere. The very intense situation is the last shot that is seen to the audience as from there, the last Dynasty until Pain For Pride then fades to black)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
