Matthew Graham
(EAW intro plays.)
(A recap of last week’s Dynasty episode as always, is shown: It starts with the World Heavyweight Champion, Xander Payne kicking off the show. Where he tears into each and everyone of Impact’s reigns of World Champion. Talking about the controversies surrounding it and how at Payne For Pride 4 he’s going to demolish him. Impact interrupts though and cuts the bullshit, revealing that he’s set Xander’s prized sneakers on fire and burned it to a crisp in his locker room. A livid Xander promises revenge as it transitions to elsewhere. Voltage’s Shane Gates looking to beat Jonny Airhart, but to no avail as Jonny low blows him and gets the victory off of it. Ashley Flores looks to get back on track heading into Pain For Pride and does that, showing exactly why she deserves her unique opportunity by beating Alex Myers in the next match of the night. Speaking of the unique opportunity though, StarrStan and Captain Charisma invite Ashley and Candice to reveal it to be a triple threat match at Pain For Pride, with Dr. Bethany Blue defending her Specialists Championship against Ashley Flores and Candice Blair. MITSUBACHI and Dray Fontana once again find themselves facing one another in the chance of a lifetime, which MITSUBACHI wins to cash in a ticket to Pain For Pride and face Bronson Daniels for the Interwire Championship. HRDO invites both Veena Adams and StarrStan out to discuss the General Manager issue between the two of them. It ends in a brawl between Lethal Consequences and the arriving Visual Prophet against Ad Infinitum where HRDO confirms a tag team match between all four of them where if Ad Infinitum wins, Starr is fired as GM. And if Viz and LC win, Veena is fired as GM. A match to determine the final participant in the Cash in The Vault match is set to happen as Andre Walker and Donovan Duke fight to be in the Pain For Pride match, in the end though it’s Andre standing tall solidifying exactly what he’s set his sights on in the first place. Tyler Parker comes out and talks about the Jake Smith dilemma, before being interrupted by Jake himself leading to a full blown argument. It leads to a Pain For Pride match between the two of them being confirmed before Limmy and Donovan attack Tyler from behind and leave him bloodied to the pleasure of Jake on the titantron. Sierra Bradford goes up against Ximena Valesquez accompanied by Harper Lee and to the surprise of many, Ximena comes out with the victory. Harper looks to brutalize her in the end but Ximena holds her back saying to save it for Pain For Pride. Xavier Williams and Harlow Reichert are seen backstage as they confirm they’ve set their sights on the Unified Tag Team Championships and therefore are sitting at ringside for the main event of the night. Which is IDOL-GUN defending their Unified Tag Team Championships against the team of Chris Elite and SOSA Henderson. Though tough competition, a miscommunication between both Chris and SOSA leave IDOL-GUN taking advantage and retaining their titles. Adam Lucas comes out to talk about the events that unfolded along with none other than Ronn Banks coming out afterwards. They’re interrupted by Mr. DEDEDE who doesn’t seem as happy as them leaving a warning that Adam is part of a line of disgraced PURE Champions and will be the last, alluding to something whatever that may be as the lingering words of Gawd end the recap from there)
(It then transitions over to the World 1 Theatre as the camera pans around to show a combination of the intense virtual crowd in attendance and the red pyro bursting out of the stage as well. Everyone’s hyped as they can’t wait for the usual festivities to be underway, none more than the commentary team of Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, & Jake Mercer)
Stew-O: We are 2 weeks away from the biggest event of the Season! And we welcome you tonight to FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!!!
Flannery McCoy: :wow: The day is really nearing isn’t it? Well we have a excellent show to compliment it as the World Heavyweight Champion is back in action in a Grand Rampage rematch! With Xander Payne going up against Ad Infinitum’s Charlie Marr!
Jake Mercer: And we can’t forget the other match happening today with none other than THA GRANDMASTERS in action tonight against the unusual team of Adam Lucas and Mr. DEDEDE. That’s sure to be interesting. :lupe:
Flannery McCoy: The Grandmasters? :comeagain:
Jake Mercer: What don’t you get? The united team of Lethal Consequences and The Visual Prophet! But did you know it has a deeper meaning than that, it all started…
( As the commentators continue to go back and forth, the camera switches to the ring. A table has been set up and covered with a beautiful black velvet cloth and there are three chairs set up around the table. There’s an object on top of the table, but it’s been covered with a piece of very expensive gold silk material. It’s a pretty opulent set up, which has already sent the virtual crowd buzzing. They desperately want to know what is underneath the gold silk. Luckily for them, they won’t have to wait long. “Value” by A$AP Ferg begins to blast across the PA system of World 1 Theatre, and that gets the crowd going. When the legendary Mr. DEDEDE steps on the stage, the virtual fans go nuts. )
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… PLEASE WELCOME THE CHAIRMAN OF EAW… THE GAWD… MR. DEDEDE!!!!
Stew-O: There’s been a buzz backstage all day that Mr. DEDEDE is planning to make a huge announcement here tonight. After what transpired last week, I’m sure that this will add yet another interesting twist to this on-going saga between the Chairman, and the PURE Champion, Adam Lucas.
Flannery McCoy: In case you missed our incredible recap video a few moments ago, Adam Lucas re-introduced Ronn Banks to the EAW Universe last week. Everyone has been talking about Ronn’s return at Grand Rampage, and as we found out from Adam Lucas, there was a conversation between Banks and the champ backstage at the event. Banks would give Adam some advice on how to deal with Mr. DEDEDE, warning Adam to watch his back. Turns out, Banks was right on the money, as Mr. DEDEDE would rip Adam in half with a spear and stake his claim to the PURE Championship.
Jake Mercer: It’s obviously just business, Flannery. Nothing more. Nothing less. Adam Lucas made this thing personal by getting Banks involved, and believe me, Mr. DEDEDE is not going to let that go unpunished. He vanquished Banks from EAW forever, and it’s an absolute outrage that the board went behind their own boss’ back to allow Banks back into this company.
Stew-O: That’s why we have a Board of Directors, Jake, so no single person holds every bit of power. The board did what was right.
Jake Mercer: SAYS WHO???
Flannery McCoy: Says the millions of fans who rejoiced at the sight of Ronn Banks in an EAW ring again last week :wow:.
( Mr. DEDEDE is now inside the ring and he smirks at the covered object on the table. He clearly knows what’s underneath the golden material, and obviously he enjoys having this secret all to himself for now. Mr. DEDEDE waits for his music to fade out, before he pulls one of the chairs out and takes a seat at the table. He has a microphone in his hand as well, and he doesn’t waste anymore time getting down to business. )
Mr. DEDEDE: After the events of last week, I went home and took a moment to reflect on a few things. I thought about EAW’s past, present, and future. The one constant in all of those thoughts was none other than me. I represent all aspects of this company, and will continue doing so for the foreseeable future. Ronn Banks might have been the founder of this company, but we all know who the one constant has been. I have stood the test of time and built this company myself. I have sacrificed everything a man could possibly sacrifice in order to see this place thrive, knowing that someday my time will pay off in spades. I have the life I’ve always wanted. I have everything. My wife has everything. My offspring have everything, and so will their offspring. My bloodline has been taken care of for future generations and my son will be the one carrying on my name. It’s obvious that I have nothing to prove, and very little left to achieve, but as always, I want more. The resurrection of Ronn Banks at the hands of Adam Lucas and my own Board of Directors has left me completely amused. It’s not that often someone manages to pull the wool over the eyes of Gawd himself. I give Adam credit. Truly. He managed to dredge up the man I sent packing from this company three years ago, and has found himself an ally of sorts. It’s great. I mean that. It’s the little things that continue to push me forward and help me satisfy what at times is a rather insatiable appetite for competition. I enjoy striking down those who defy me. I’m fairly certain that is obvious to even the most ignorant of fans. In the case of Adam Lucas, no good deed will go unpunished, but let’s leave that for another time.
( Mr. DEDEDE briefly pauses, and it’s mostly just for dramatic effect. He’s always been the type to enjoy having the crowd in the palm of his hands. This is no different, especially when he’s the only one who knows what’s really going on right now. )
Mr. DEDEDE: Adam Lucas will find out just how unfortunate he is when he is on the receiving end of Gawd’s wrath come Pain for Pride. However, tonight isn’t about what I plan to do to Adam Lucas once we’re facing off against one another inside the ring. It’s about something that goes beyond that, and represents the very things I found myself mulling over during the course of this week. The past. The present. The future. This company is rich with history, both good and bad, and I can very well say that I have lived through every single bit of it. At the moment, the so-called ‘present’ leaves a lot to be desired, and it’s time to start fixing it. Adam has always been a part of this plan, and thanks to him, Ronn is being dragged into it now, but it’s almost a moot point. Ronn’s presence hasn’t changed anything for me, and if nothing else, it’s only made me want to do this even more. That being said, I would like to take this time to invite my Pain for Pride opponent to the ring right now, and I’m sure he’ll want to bring his guardian with him, so Ronn, you are welcome as well. After all, a good host plans ahead.
( Mr. DEDEDE motions to the two empty chairs, and he remains seated as the fans start to cheer. “You Know My Name” by Chris Cornell begins to play, and a few seconds later, Adam Lucas and Ronn Banks make their way out from behind the guerilla curtain. )
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think it’s lost on anyone that both Adam Lucas and Ronn Banks are making their way to the ring with nearly identical expressions of suspicion. I’m sure both of them expect some sort of retaliation from Mr. DEDEDE tonight.
Stew-O: Well if DEDEDE is to be believed, tonight isn’t about fighting or sending any kind of message to Ronn and Adam in that respect.
Jake Mercer: What’s not to believe, Stew? The Chairman is an open book and a trustworthy individual. He’s always been that way! I’m sure he has a perfectly good reason for inviting his Pain for Pride opponent and one of the few people he truly despises in this business to the ring!
Flannery McCoy: :usure:
Stew-O: If nothing else, I’m sure we’re going to find out what’s on that table. No doubt whatever DEDEDE is up to involves whatever is housed under that ornate piece of material.
( Banks and Adam both grab spare microphones from the timekeeper’s table and hit the ring. Mr. DEDEDE immediately eyes the PURE Championship that Adam has around his waist, and Adam unstraps the belt in response and holds it up. He is standing in front of DEDEDE, looking down at him, and of course that’s not lost on Mr. DEDEDE. He chuckles to himself as Adam decides to remain standing, however Banks does take a seat. Once Adam’s theme fades out, it’s Ronn Banks who decides he is going to speak first. )
Ronn Banks: Clearly you’re up to something, and at this point, it’s not even worth speculating about. You wouldn’t have called both of us out here if you weren’t planning to make some dramatic announcement that will surely change the course of Pain for Pride and the wrestling business as a whole.
( Banks’ voice is obviously laced with sarcasm because he knows just how extra Mr. DEDEDE really is. )
Adam Lucas: We all know you’re pissed off about what happened last week because you never really never expected the board to reinstate Ronn. We all know that you will likely stab me in the back at some point tonight when we are supposed to be ‘teammates’, which is why I told you earlier in the week to just stay in the back if you have that inside your head. We all know that you’re likely out here to try and change the Pain for Pride match into something that benefits you because you really don’t have what it takes to hang around in the ring with the likes of me and other talented newcomers who have consistently had your number this season. This is no longer easy for you, is it DEDEDE? You aren’t as quick as the younger generation. You aren’t as skilled. You have had your hand forced at every waking turn this season, and you definitely aren’t the same competitor you used to be. So please just go ahead and make whatever EaRtH sHaTtErInG announcement you want to make, so I can call you predictable and remind you that your shtick dried up a long time ago.
( There is an unmistakable harshness to Adam’s words, and the crowd can’t help but love him for it. Whether he knows it or not, he is the underdog come Pain for Pride. Mr. DEDEDE is still the greatest Elitist of all time. There is still a huge gap between the two of them. However, Adam’s defiance and eagerness to close that gap is what has the fans solidly behind him. That fire and that drive to beat the best and become the best is what has made him one of EAW’s most popular stars. )
Mr. DEDEDE: If my shtick dried up awhile ago, then why are you fighting so hard to try and remind me of it? Is it because you believe that if you say it enough that you yourself will finally believe it? You can make the argument that the crop of rising young talent has passed me by, but Adam, these are arguments that have been made against me for years and by men far more talented than yourself. I have watched countless Elitists come and go, all spewing the same venom and disdain for me, and when all is said and done, who is standing tall with their hand raised in the air? I protect what is mine at all cost, and it would serve you well to remember that. The sheep flock to you now, admiring your defiance in the face of insurmountable pressure, but when Pain for Pride ends with me once again standing over the body of a fallen renegade soldier, they’re going to forget you even exist. They will turn their attention back to me, marveling at how I continue to rebuke time. There is no one in any multidimension, let alone this one, that is capable of putting the final nail in my coffin. I walk up and down the Stairway to Immortality every single day, because it was laid down step by beautiful step by my own calloused hands, and I have the final say of who else is allowed to walk the path that Gawd laid forth.
Ronn Banks: https://media1.tenor.com/images/ea082f57eac80bcd99c2c03a0560c98c/tenor.gif?itemid=6097329
( Banks really can’t help his reaction to his former rival’s narcissistic rant. )
Ronn Banks: Are you done now?
Adam Lucas: Even if he’s not, I am. The only thing I’m concerned about right now is the upcoming match at hand. While someone might take Viz and LC lightly, I don’t. I’m focused on getting the victory with or without a ‘partner’ by my side. I’ve always gone at this alone, and you know how the old saying goes. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
Mr. DEDEDE: :mjgrin: You really do enjoy pandering to the audience and embracing your role.
( Adam flashes Mr. DEDEDE an annoyed look, but before he can say anything else, DEDEDE holds up his hand. )
Mr. DEDEDE: I get it. We all get it. You need to stand your ground, puff out your chest, and act like a badass. It’s completely fine. In fact, it’s more than fine, because at Pain for Pride, I’m going to give you a chance to show the entire world just how much of a badass you can be.
Adam Lucas: And here we go. You are changing the match from PURE rules to something else that completely negates the entire concept of the PURE Championship.
( Banks has a puzzled look on his face, almost as if he is trying to figure out exactly where Mr. DEDEDE is going with this. DEDEDE catches his eye and gives him a smug look before pointing at Adam’s PURE Championship. )
Mr. DEDEDE: I have told you all along that this has always been about the PURE Championship. It was never personal, although you have done your damndest to make it that way. You were the best catalyst for me to use in order to get myself into this position, no offense, of course. You were kind and trusting; the type of person that is easy to control and manipulate. I know you believed that I had your best interests at heart, but really, I just care about that title belt that is resting on your shoulder right now. I don’t need to change the match at Pain for Pride from PURE rules to whatever it is my heart desires in order to win, because I already know that I can out-wrestle and outlast whomever is across from me. Back at Reckless Wiring, I could have picked any stipulation I wanted and ended Jake Smith’s pathetic sham of a career, but I chose to humiliate him in a match he claims to specialize in and that is PURE rules. You might think you’re a better wrestler than me, Adam, but I spare no expense when it comes to my own training. There’s not a single athlete in that lockerroom besides the woman I keep by my side who works harder than me. That’s why I’m ripped and in the best shape of my career as I embark on my fourth decade of life. Those who have mocked my shortcomings this year have fallen by the wasteside eventually, and trust me, defeating you in a straight up wrestling match that pits your best against my best is something that would never end in your favor. You would be out of your element and bested on the grandest stage we have in this sport in seconds.
( Once again, Mr. DEDEDE pauses for dramatic effect. )
Mr. DEDEDE: But I don’t really care about the purity of professional wrestling.
Adam Lucas: :comeagain:
( Adam looks at Mr. DEDEDE in disbelief. )
Adam Lucas: But I don’t understand. You have spent months making this all about the PURE Championship…
Mr. DEDEDE: Indeed I have, and Ronn, you will really want to open your ears and hear me loud and clear because I know for a fact even you will appreciate this. My whole interest in the PURE Championship really stems from the fact… I hate the PURE Championship.
Adam Lucas: :wtf:
Mr. DEDEDE: It’s true. I don’t care a single bit about the integrity of this sport and who can reverse 1,001 holds. Headlocks, wristlocks… booooooooooooooring. Collar and elbow tie-ups? ZzZzZzZzZzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. The PURE Championship was a good concept once upon a time when men like StarrStan, who was an actual technician and mat wrestler, roamed these halls. Back then, the belt was moderately respected and not used as a prop to allow people like the emotional lesbian Dray Fontana, Jake Smith, Fatlow Reichert, Limmy Monaghan, the Ava whore, Mark Michaels :mjlol:, etcetera etcetera to play pretend wrestler, and trust me Adam, you’re no different than any of those names mentioned above. That championship is a joke and quite frankly, it never should have been brought back in the first place. Live and learn, I suppose, and in my case, go about rectifying the mistake.
( A broad grin crosses Mr. DEDEDE’s face and reaches out to rip the gold silk cloth off the covered object. )
( The crowd immediately erupts as Mr. DEDEDE holds up the brand new EAW Hardcore Championship. )
Mr. DEDEDE: Adam, I told you last week that you would be the last flop to ever hold that PURE Championship and that’s because after Pain for Pride it’s going back into retirement for good. I’m all about money and ratings, and apparently EAW is at its very best when it goes back to its roots. This company was literally built with blood, sweat, and tears, and really, I have some pretty fond memories of being Hardcore Champion myself. Did you know that I was once the Undisputed Hardcore Champion, a title that was constantly undermined by the man standing beside you right now, Adam?
Ronn Banks: :mjgrin:
Mr. DEDEDE: Did you know that back in 2008, when I become the Hardcore Champion AND the EAW Champion, that Ronn Banks, the esteemed, upstanding, and completely non-biased then-Chairman, decided to do whatever he could to screw me out of both of my titles? When I unveiled the EAW Undisputed Hardcore Championship, Banks immediately made me defend against one of the men who would go on to become synonymous with this belt, RRS. Of course, that backfired when ‘The Equalizer’ got introduced because even back then I was ten steps ahead of everyone else who dared to stand in my way. I continued to force the issue and defend the Undisputed Hardcore Championship, forcing this company to recognize it as an official belt. Now, all these years later, I’m here to bring EAW back to its roots, to bring the Hardcore Championship back without having anyone try and sabotage it because ultimately I am now the authority. And, of course and most importantly, at Pain for Pride, it will be you, Adam Lucas, versus me for the Hardcore Championship.
( Mr. DEDEDE lays the belt down across the table and understandably so, Adam Lucas is a bit shocked. He clutches the PURE Championship and narrows his eyes at Mr. DEDEDE, who has a shit-eating grin on his face. )
Mr. DEDEDE: Test me not.
( ‘Value’ by A$AP Ferg hits, and Mr. DEDEDE exits the ring without allowing Adam or Banks to have the final word on the matter. Adam really doesn’t know what to say, and the cameras do not pick up whatever Banks is saying to him either. Both men are looking at the newly minted EAW Hardcore Championship as Mr. DEDEDE heads up the ramp. )
( Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer are having a field day with this new announcement and continue to talk as Dynasty fades into its first commercial break of the night. )
(A commercial is shown for Pain For Pride XIV featuring the promotional video for Adam Lucas vs Mr. DEDEDE officially for the Hardcore Championship)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘While She Sleeps’ by Trophies Of Violence hits as Alex Myers makes his way out to the ring with a skateboard in hand. He stands at the center before riding it down the ramp and to the ring from there)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Seattle, Washington weighing in at 170 pounds he is “The King of Pain” ALEX MYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSS!!!
(Alex enters the ring as he takes the skateboard and raises it high in the air. Simply dropping it down to the ground afterwards before turning around and taking a seat in the corner, waiting for his opponent as ‘While She Sleeps’ fades out from there)
(‘Elevate’ by DJ Khalil hits as Michael Jack comes down to the ring. The crowd chants his name pumped to see him in action as he scans the arena. He focuses on the ring with a smirk on his face before he makes his way down the ramp hyping the crowd up)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Chicago, Illinois weighing in at 182 pounds he is “The Heart of EAW” MICHAEL JACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
(Michael slides into the ring as he poses at the center, taking a look at his opponent before turning around and making his way over to his corner. Getting ready as ‘Elevate’ fades out from there and the ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Alex Myers and Michael Jack are squaring off. Two newcomers here to EAW looking to show us what they got! Both men stare each other down. Alex charges in and runs off the ropes for a Running Shoulder Block… but Michael stands his ground! Alex frustrated as he goes to lock up with Michael aggressively but Michael fights him into a headlock. Alex throws Michael off him against the ropes but Michael comes back to take down Alex with a Running Shoulder Block of his own! First cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEE-
Stew-O: Quick Kick Out from Alex Myers who was never in danger there of losing to Michael Jack but still had to use some of his energy to get out of it. Michael letting Alex know he is in control at the start of things here. Michael locks up with Alex once more but this time Alex shoves him into the corner. Alex grabs the arm of Michael throwing him up and over him into the middle of the ring. Drops the arm on him but Michael rolls out of the way. Alex sweeps the leg and kips back up. Ducks the Clothesline from Michael… and a Chop Block to the back of the leg sends Michael down! Michael yells out in pain holding his leg as he begins to roll out of the ring.
Jake Mercer: Alex Myers goes around outside the ring grabbing the leg of Michael Jack who uses the force of his hurt leg to kick Alex away from him and back first into the barricade. Damn what force! Neither of these men are that big but you can tell just looking at him Michael has been working out and still has great power despite his size. Michael rolls out of the ring and slams Alex’s face into the ring apron. He goes behind him. Back toss on the outside. No! Alex flips over and Dropkicks Michael face first into the ring steps! But Michael jumps over them. He turns around and comes off the steel steps with a Pump Kick taking Alex’s head off! He rolls him back in the ring for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Alex Myers. Michael Jack back up and he stomps down hard on the face of Myers in the ring. Relentless stomping here as Michael looks to do some real damage. Stomps to the chest as well as the leg. Alex back up escaping into the corner only to take a punch to the face. Michael drags Alex back into the ring and drops him with a Flapjack in the middle of the ring. He grabs the legs and flips over into a pin.
Referee: ONEEEEEE!!!!!!
Referee: TW-
Stew-O: Alex Myers won’t even let Michael Jack get two there as he kicks out. But Michael Jack stays on the attack pulling Myers back up and driving his knee into the gut. Down goes Myers as Michael locks in an Ankle Lock to his opp-
Jake Mercer: ALEX MYERS PULLS MICHAEL JACK INTO A ROLLUP! COUNTERING THE ANKLE LOCK! HE’S GONNA STEAL IT!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: No! The kickout from Michael Jack! Michael immediately back up and takes Alex Myers down with a Superkick knocking his opponent down in the corner. Michael back on the attack with hard elbow strikes as Alex begins to fight out of it… but Michael with a kick to the gut. Has Alex up in Suplex position as he stalls… before tossing Alex gut first onto the top rope! Alex bounces off into the ring as Michael goes for the cover.
Referee: ONEEEEEE!
Stew-O: Another quick kickout there from Alex Myers. Michael Jack trying to wear him out here with all these quick covers and end this one quick. But Alex is showing determination to keep going and showing that he has an incredible tolerance for pain. Michael now going up to the top rope…
Jake Mercer: BUT MICHAEL JACK GETS KNOCKED OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GETS HUNG UP BY HIS LEGS AS HE FALLS OFF THE ROPES! Alex Myers wrenches him down off the top rope stomping on his face before grabbing his leg and twisting it around into a Boston Crab! As soon as Michael makes it to the ropes Alex breaks the hold grabbing the leg and driving it down into the mat. Running the ropes… falling headbutt into the leg of Michael! Targeting one body part Alex may be a newcomer here but he is showing that veteran instinct here. Both men back up… both men take each other down with a Double Clothesline! Both men back up… Uppercut from Michael!!! He comes off the ropes… Springboard Step Up Enzuigiri! Michael starting to favor his leg as he is slower in getting up now but stalks Alex into the corner. Alex ducks under the legs of Michael. ROLL UP FROM BEHIND!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout by Michael Jack. Both men back up… MJC!!!
Stew-O: BUT IT’S FROM ALEX MYERS!!! Myers out here stealing the finishing move of Michael Jack!!! IT’S GOTTA BE OVER NOW!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: The kickout!!! A slap in the face there from Alex Myers as he uses his opponents’ own finisher but was unable to put him away with it!!! Myers pulls Michael Jack up and runs up the turnbuckle and spikes him down with a Tornado DDT! Myers is very impressive here tonight and you love to see it! He is rolling here as he continues to punch away at his opponent doing as much damage as possible trying to put him away. WAIT MICHAEL JACK OUT OF NOWHERE WITH A ROLLUP!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Alex Myers gets out of it. Both men back up now as Alex and Michael Jack exchange punches in the ring. They are battling back and forth as they fight for position. Alex with a hard chop across the chest of Michael. But Michael then fires back with a thunderous chop of his own echoing across the arena. Alex slaps Michael across the face yelling at him that he is going to get his first win here tonight!
Stew-O: MICHAEL JACK WITH A SNAP DDT OUT OF NOWHERE! He is looking to put an end to Alex Myers’ chances of getting his first EAW win here tonight! Michael off the ropes… 0 5 4 THE IMPLODING 450 SPLASH OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! THE COVER! ALEX MYERS IS DONE FOR!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: HOLY SHIT ALEX MYERS KICKED OUT! MICHAEL JACK CAN’T BELIEVE IT!
(Michael Jack slams his fists on the mat in anger as he stands up indicating that he is going to do it one more time! He goes up to the top rope…)
Jake Mercer: MICHAEL JACK COMES OFF THE TOP ROPES ONE MORE TIME! 0!!! 5!!!! 4!!!!
Stew-O: HE GETS ALL OF IT!! NO WAY ALEX MYERS CAN KICK OUT AGAIN RIGHT!?!?!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… MICHAELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL JACK!!!!
(‘Elevate’ by DJ Khalil hits!!!)
Flannery McCoy: What a match! I really thought it could go either way. Both men did a great job and I honestly was wondering if Michael Jack would even be able to finish Alex Myers off!
Stew-O: He definitely shows he has a remarkable talent for taking a lot of punishment but in the end Michael Jack was able to dish out more than Alex could take! Another night and that could be a completely different story!
Jake Mercer: Indeed but it is not a different night. It is tonight and Michael Jack came out the winner and I will be excited to see where he goes from here as he embarks on his EAW journey!
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring cicadas swarming through a local Applebees which is cleaner eating conditions than the customers are used to.)
(Dynasty returns from commercial break to EAW Hall of Famer Tyler Parker walking backstage as the fans erupt in cheers. He peers to his side and sees Donovan Duke of Insurgency getting ready for his match later tonight. Both of them make eye contact with one another as the two appear to be on the verge of confrontation)
Donovan Duke: What the hell do you want? A reminder of what I’m capable of? A reminder of what happened last week?
Tyler Parker: Relax, I’m not here to fight, not with you, anyway. I could after the stunt you and your buddies pulled last week at the command of Jake Smith, but I’m just here to talk.
Donovan Duke: Yeah, right. You’ve done your best to come back and try and reclaim your home turf by stepping on the best talent of today, but you’re a relic of the pa-
Tyler Parker: I’ll stop you there because Jake’s already said it. A lot of people have and that’s why I insisted on it being Revenge Season for Tyler Parker. I’m back to unearth all the mud that people have attempted to dirty my name with, deafen my tremendous legacy so as to not make their own seem so measly in comparison. Like your partner- or leader, I should say. Because he is your leader, right? Someone who gives you your marching orders and leaves you no room to discover yourself as a competitor?
Donovan Duke: You have no idea what you’re talking about and you’re only speaking from your lack of leadership and true bond. Maybe everyone knew all along that Tyler Parker wasn’t worth a damn and not really worth leading. Maybe you’re just not smart enough to follow simple directions and listen to anybody other than yourself, someone whose judgment is clearly God awful. Honestly, why am I even entertaining this?
(Donovan Duke tries to walk away, but Tyler begins to speak to him again.)
Tyler: While you, of all people, attempt to diminish what I’ve done, it doesn’t make anything I’ve said any less true and you’re listening to me because deep down, you know it too.
Donovan Duke: :mjpls:
Tyler Parker: When since joining Insurgency has Jake actually done something that benefitted Donovan Duke’s career? You were facing Andre Walker for the New Breed title before Jake Smith entered your orbit, you were on an upward trajectory and shining more than almost any young rookie here in EAW, then it all came to a screeching halt.
Donovan Duke: Halt? I’m doing better than ever right now and Insurgency has more waves in EAW than you ever did, that’s a fact.
Tyler Parker: And who’s gonna be remembered as the face of Insurgency? Jake Smith. The guy who overshadowed your career and used all your talents only to bolster along his own career and save his ass from drowning in EAW. How many times has Jake let you shine more than himself? Even more than Limmy? Jake Smith only cares about Jake Smith, always has, always will. You let them make you the odd man out on every occasion and take the brunt of Insurgency’s poor results, all to do what? Prevent Jake Smith’s name from dissolving into nothing. From being recognized as half the man nobody thought he was.
Donovan Duke: Unsubstantiated accusations are all I’m hearing from you. You’ve been God knows where, probably golf courses and country clubs for retirees, while we three have been here killing ourselves for Insurgency. Carving out chunks of EAW as we please. You don’t know Jake, you don’t know me, you don’t know us, so shut the fuck up and stop talking like you do.
Tyler Parker: Those are unsubstantiated accusations? If I remember correctly, Insurgency wasn’t always a three man band, there was a fourth and you even called him your tag team partner, right? They threw Maxwell away like garbage, after months of acclaimed brotherhood. And for what? He wasn’t a champion in EAW, or bringing home the results they wanted? Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you’re not either and haven’t been for a good while. Who’s to say they won’t do the same to you and decide those months of bond and sworn creed mean nothing, throwing you out like they did him? Disregarding you and blackballing your career?
(Donovan Duke begins to look around and appears to consider what Tyler is saying.)
Donovan Duke….LMFAO.
(Donvan begins to laugh loudly as Tyler Parker is a bit taken aback by his reaction.)
Donovan Duke: Man, you have zero idea what you’re talking about and clearly you need a refresher course of what Insurgency is all about. Teamwork. Intelligence. Strategy. Attack. We outsmart you at every turn and apparently, most people probably could because you’re not especially bright.
Tyler Parker: So you’re saying Limmy and Jake don’t third wheel you all the time, only really using you when they’re looking to pump up their own success and cape for their lack of titles brought to Insurgency? You’re the deployable guy and the expendable tag team competitor they seem to love throwing to the sharks. It’s honestly sad that you’re alright with that.
Donovan Duke: I’m not, nor do I have to be because Insurgency is composed of three pillars. Not one, not two, three. The fourth was a design flaw, so like any great system, we arrived with a new update and dropped the dead weight.
Tyler Parker: Who’s to say you’re not dead weight? I mean sure, nobody is a champion in Insurgency right now, but the other two have been champions in the past. You’re the odd man out, as I said. Simply the one who has failed to reach a certain degree of success as a member of Insurgency.
Donovan Duke: See, you don’t understand Insurgency, how can you expect to beat us? Insurgency doesn’t mean just having all the titles or all the awards, it means –
Tyler Parker: Capitol Invasion :mjlol2:
Donovan Duke: :camby:
Donovan Duke: It means to be the voice of change and the forces of necessary influence in EAW. We must become that before we take the gold, but make no mistake about it, we will. Donovan Duke will be at Pain For Pride and I’m going to win the 24/7 Battle Royale! Jake Smith is going to beat you, Limmy is going to win The Cash In The Vault match. Insurgency will leave the biggest event of the year with all the biggest wins and all the highlights. We’re going to steal the show and we will do it in a violent fashion.
Tyler Parker: That’s funny because I wasn’t even sure if you had a match at Pain For Pride. Crazy. You probably would’ve found yourself in the New Breed or even Pure scene had you not let Insurgency make you their asswipe and constantly cover your career with their shit. Even now, you don’t see my point? You’re in the most generic and unavailing ,watch on the card and it’s because you let yourself live in the shadows.
Donovan Duke: Yeah, okay.
Tyler Parker: You’re telling me you don’t wish it was you who had the chance at that Cash In The Vault match-
(Donovan twitches upon hearing that as Tyler smirks)
Tyler Parker: Sorry, must’ve struck a nerve. Don’t you wish you were the one in the Cash in The Vault match? Or got to face a legend on the grandest stage of them all?
(Donovan ponders.)
Tyler Parker: You need to take the reins of your career and not anybody else. You need to pave your own path and be in control of your position in EAW, at this rate, you’ll never achieve more than those two guys and believe me, that’s a pitifully low ceiling. That’s not the standard you want to set for yourself and it’s not who you should aspire to be, if you want to be remembered as a legend at the end of this all, then do it your own way and be your own man. Authenticity and genuine shine will bring you that status, nothing else.
Donovan Duke: A legend like who, you? I don’t care what any award says, if you’re the definition of a legend then that’s not something I ever want to be. I’m the only one who dictates my actions and I can’t stress enough that you really don’t understand the level of trust and bond between us three. We are cutthroat and simply work together to enforce the necessary laws of nature of EAW, a nature you’re gonna have to get used to if you plan on sticking around. This company belongs to Insurgency now.
Tyler Parker: Or does it belong to Jake Smith? In twenty years Insurgency is gonna be remembered by his face, his name, and his success at the top of it. Very few remember the afterthoughts and that’s for good reason. History is written by the winners and you allow Jake Smith to make himself one. And if you believe in everything you’re saying as strongly as you claim to, Insurgency is built on the naive and weak. Those easily preyed upon. Neither of those two guys would have a second thought about dropping you for someone with a title on their waist, so why should you? Why should you stick around for a future that you know is going to soon be bottled and bound?
Donovan Duke: BY WHO? YOU?? Once Jake beats you, I win the battle royale and Limmy is the Cash In The Vault holder, the world is going to see what we’ve known for months now and that success isn’t defined by the immediate present. Our ability to persevere and maintain our ideals define our work ethic as three iron-men of EAW, and nobody is going to stop us on our way to greatness. If gold is how we implement the change and put the world on notice, so be it.
Tyler Parker: I tried. I tried to tell you that your career is bound for nothing under this lunatic’s umbrella, but if you want to deceive yourself into believing that this Jake Smith generic stable stint is gonna benefit you in the long run, you do you, king.
(Tyler tries to walk off and Donovan steps in front of him.)
Donovan Duke: You’re going down at Pain For Pride. You’re getting a bad beating put on you and you know it. Maybe you want Jake’s mind on other things during your match, either way, we both know that your knowledge of what was is no reflection on the state of what is. And Insurgency is what it is. We sideline elitists for months and put the bets on the bench during their primes. We tear down any signs of success for anyone else and prevent the feeble minded from running this company. People like you.
Tyler Parker: Get out of my way, or you’ll see a receipt of your bitch ass attack last week.
(Donovan Duke smiles at Tyler Parker.)
Donovan Duke: I’ll let Jake end your career at Pain For Pride. As much as I’d like to do it myself, I think I’ll let you get your ass whooped and dismantled on the show of shows. The stage of all stages and the golden ticket to legend. The irony is that in an event where legends are born, another legacy will die. And it won’t be Insurgency’s.
(Donovan Duke stares hard at Tyler Parker and the two have a tense faceoff before Donovan Duke walks away, but not before shoulder-butting Tyler Parker and laughing at him. Dynasty fades to elsewhere)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: And it is a Six Woman Tag Team Match!!!
Gavin Kirkland: :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: Wait what are you doing here?
Jake Mercer: What are you talking about Flan? He’s not here. This is Dynasty.
Flannery McCoy: Huh I guess I was just seeing things.
(“Bad Medicine” by Bon Jovi hits as Dr. Bethany Blue makes her way out to the stage with the Specialists Championship around her shoulder. She takes a good look at it before a smirk grows on her face taking it off and raising it high in the air to the sour reaction of the crowd as a result)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Boca Raton, Florida weighing in at 125 pounds she is DR. BETHANY BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(“Diva” by Beyoncé plays up to the loud cheers of the crowd as Candice Blair makes her way out to the stage with a smile on her face. Spreading her arms out she scans the arena before looking towards the ring, her face turning cold and serious as she makes her way down the ramp and to the ring
Stephie Love: Her partner from San Francisco, California weighing in at 126 pounds she is “The Hot Commodity” CANDICE BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“UnFazed” by Lil Uzi Vert ft. The Weeknd hits as Ashley Flores makes her way out. Clearly annoyed to be partnered with two of her Pain For Pride opponents, she doesn’t seem too bothered as she smirks trash talking them as she makes her way down the ramp)
Stephie Love: Their partner from Tijuana, Mexico weighing in at 125 pounds she is “The Golden Hand” ASHLEY FLORESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
(‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart hits as Harper Lee comes out with a sinister look on her face as she does so. She simply spreads her arms out looking around at the booing virtual crowd making her way to the ring)
Stephie Love: And their opponents first from Charlotte, North Carolina weighing in at 118 pounds she is “The Endgame” HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPER LEE!!!!
(‘brutal’ by Olivia Rodrigo hits!to a solid mixed reaction from the crowd as Sierra Bradford makes her way out to the stage with the most annoyed look of all time. She looks around before shaking her head as she makes her way down the ramp and to the ring)
Stephie Love: Her partner from San Francisco, California weighing in at 121 pounds she is “The Queen of Her World” SIERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRA BRADFORD!!!
(Recreant by Chelsea Grin hits to even louder boos from the crowd as Ximena Velasquez makes her way out to the stage. She simply looks at the opponents in the ring and shakes her head as she makes her way down the ramp and to the ring)
Stephie Love: Their partner from El Paso, Texas weighing in at 180 pounds she is “La Diosa” XIMENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VELASQUEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Dr. Bethany Blue is starting things off against Harper Lee. These are two of the favorites in this packed six man tag so this should be something to see. Harper charges in wildly only to be taken down with a Spinebuster from Bethany! Harper driven down hard into the mat. Look at that smirk on Bethany’s face. She is a bad bitch and she knows it! Bethany reaches down and pulls Harper up by the head. She tosses her into the corner and drives in a hard shoulder thrust. Hard uppercut to the face of Harper before Bethany grabs her by the hair and tosses her across the ring like a ragdoll. Bethany stalks her opponent back into the ring. Bethany pulls Harper up and drapes her over her shoulder. She goes for a brief run in the ring… Bethany with a running Powerslam in the ring!
Stew-O: NO! Harper Lee falls off behind Dr. Bethany Blue before the Powerslam can occur! Bethany whips around… and Harper slaps the shit out of her! But I think it just mad Bethany angrier! Harper defiant as she stares down Bethany and throws a shot… but Bethany blocks it and kicks Harper hard in the gut. Snap DDT takes Harper down! Bethany grabs Harper by the hair picking her back up and toying with her throwing her back and force. Bethany then tosses Harper with force towards the ropes… but Harper lands on the middle rope! Springboard Back Elbow catches Bethany right in the jaw sending her sprawling across the ring! But Bethany is still on her feet! She turns around as Harper charges in with a Clothesline…
Jake Mercer: But Dr. Bethany Blue with a Running Spear! SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR! She spears Harper Lee all the way back into the corner with extreme force! Bethany lifts Harper up to the top rope and grabs her by the throat. She pulls her off the top… and connects with a Chokeslam! Bethany now signalling that she is going to end it and her partners might not have any work at all to do this week. Bethany pulls up Harper and gets her on her shoulders. Bethany looking to end things right here right now. She spins… F5 CONNECTS!!! Bethany with the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee kicks out! Dr. Bethany Blue pulls Harper back up and tosses her into the corner. But Harper charges in with hard shoulder thrusts countering Bethany and shoving her into the corner for a change. Harper slams Bethany’s head off the turnbuckle repeatedly but Bethany shoves her away. Bethany charges in but Harper ducks out of the way and she goes over the top rope. Harper runs the ropes… TOPE CON HILO!!! Harper going high risk and it pays off as she takes Bethany out on the outside. Harper stomps down on Bethany at ringside before leaping off the steel steps with a Diving Knee Drop. Harper then rolls Bethany back into the ring. Harper up to the top rope as Bethany gets up to her feet and slowly turns around…
Stew-O: HARPER LEE WITH A DIVING DDT! SPIKES DR. BETHANY BLUE RIGHT ON HER HEAD!!! THE COVER!!
Jake Mercer: Harper may have this match won for her team!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: But here comes Ashley Flores in the ring to break up the pin! The referee orders Flores out of the ring before Harper Lee can assault her. Harper then shrugs and returns to the assault on Bethany. But Dr. Bethany Blue with a thumb to the eye of Harper! Bethany uses the opportunity to kick Harper in the face and then makes the tag in to Candice Blair! Candice in the ring and immediately off the cheap shot from Bethany hits Harper with an Inverted Stomp Facebreaker! Harper goes for the cover!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout from Harper Lee. Candice Blair pulls Harper back up and slams her face first into the top turnbuckle. Candice up to the top looking to destroy Harper as she gets back up. FLYING CROSSBODY!!! NO!!! XIMENA VELASQUEZ IS IN THE RING AND TAKES OUT HARPER WITH A SPEAR AS SHE COMES OFF THE TOP ROPE!! XIMENA DRIVING HARPER DOWN HARD WITH THAT SPEAR FIRST CATCHING HER AND THEN PLANTING HER ON HER UPPER BACK!!! Ximena rolls out of the ring as the referee sighs at the illegal interference. Harper with the cover on Candice!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: Not this way!
Jake Mercer: Candice Blair kicks out!! Harper Lee almost won it!
Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee makes the tag in to Sierra Bradford as she rolls out of the ring to the outside to take a quick breather. Sierra comes on into the ring and immediately pulls up Candice Blair and hits her with a Snap Suplex… Candice rolls out of the ring… but Ximena Velasquez comes off the apron with a Flying Crossbody! She throws her back into the ring as things have broken down on the outside. Bethany just threw a steel chair in the face of Ximena on the outside! Maybe that will keep her from interfering in other people’s business! Back in the ring now as Sierra takes down Candice with a Serotonin Rolling Elbow! Sierra with the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Candice Blair kicks out! Sierra Bradford back on the attack as she sends Candice into the corner with a hard Irish Whip. Candice goes back first before collapsing face first in the ring. Sierra drives her foot hard into the back of Candice’s head before grabbing her legs and slingshotting her across the ring so she goes face first into the turnbuckle. Sierra vicious as she grabs Candice and bites down hard into her ear before Snapmaring her down into the ring. And a hard kick to the back for good measure.
Crowd: YOU SICK FUCK!
Jake Mercer: Sierra Bradford with a Buzzsaw Kick just takes out Candice Blair with the quickness before mounting on top of her and punching repeatedly. Candice with her fingernails in the eyes of Sierra and throws her off of her! Candice dives to her corner to make the tag in to Ashley Flores! The freshest woman in this match has entered! She springboards off the top and takes down Sierra with a Springboard Hurricanrana! Ashley is rollin’ she comes off the ropes… Running Headscizzor Takedown! Sierra is shook! Ashley runs the ropes… Dropsault sends Sierra back into the ropes as she comes running back… but Ashley grabs her and takes her down with a Protoplex in the middle of that there ring! Ashley with the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout by Sierra Bradford. Ashley Flores picks her back up and throws her back down before driving her knee into the face. Taking her apart piece by piece. Flores picks up Sierra and tosses her into the corner. Ashley charges in… but Sierra gets the boot up just in time knocking Ashley back down to her knees. Sierra jumps up to the middle rope. Coffin Drop off the ropes but Flores is back up and takes her down with a Backstabber in the middle of the air! The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Flannery McCoy: But Bethany Blue is in the ring now to break things up! Ashley goes after Bethany and tosses her out of the ring yelling at her to mind her own business. BUT SIERRA WITH A ROLLUP FROM BEHIND!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Kickout by Ashley Flores! Sierra Bradford thrown back from the force of that kickout as she falls back into her corner where Ximena Velasquez tags herself in! Sierra rolls out as Ximena enters to face off with Ashley Flores! Two strong independent Latinas here who are going to beat the shit out of each other! This is what wrestling is all about! Both women lock up in the ring before suddenly Ximena tosses Ashley out of the ring with a quick throw! Look at the strength of La Diosa! No wait! Ashley grabs onto the ropes and swings around with a Tiger Feint Kick catching Ximena in the back! Ashley back in the ring now as she grabs her opponent from behind… Flipping German Suplex connects!! Ximena falls back into the corner as Ashley charges in… But Ximena comes charging out of the corner with a Clothesline from Hell! Down goes Ashley as Ximena picks her up by the throat… CHOKESLAM POWER BOMB CONNECTS!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout by Ashley Flores! No wait! It’s Dr. Bethany Blue and she just put the leg on the ropes! Ashley didn’t even kick out!!! Ximena Velasquez is enraged as she yells that it is time to end this chaotic mess of a tag team match! Ximena picks up Ashley as she grabs her around the throat with one arm yet again… Could it be??!?!?!? Ximena going for XV!!! She lifts Ashley up high in the air!!!
*CLANK*
Flannery McCoy: Ximena Velasquez just falls down to the mat unconscious! What the hell? Ashley Flores has something! IT’S A STETHOSCOPE!!! DR. BETHANY BLUE MUST HAVE STEALTHILY PASSED THAT STETHOSCOPE TO ASHLEY FLORES AND SHE BASHED XIMENA’S BRAINS IN WITH IT!!!
Jake Mercer: Unfortunately right in front of the referee too and he’s calling for the bell…
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners as a result of a disqualification… the team of Harper Lee, Sierra Bradford & Ximena Velasquez!!!
(Recreant by Chelsea Grin hits as the crowd boos in outrage over the finish of that match.)
Stew-O: What a disappointing behavior shown by Ashley Flores here tonight! Showing desperation when faced with the awesome power of La Diosa! She kicked out of one finisher there but she knew deep down a second would be it for her!
(Candice Blair and Dr. Bethany Blue are clearly upset about this. They enter the ring and begin talking trash to Ashley Flores in the ring. Flores just said something inflammatory to them and they seem pissed off.)
Ashley Flores: Callates putas. Soy la mejor luchadora de nuestro grupo. Sé que estás celosa de mi belleza y talento. Keep hatin!
Dr. Bethany Blue: Nah.
Candice Blair: Agreed.
(Suddenly Candice Blair cheap shots Dr. Bethany Blue in the face and then Ashley Flores jumps Candice Blair!)
Flannery McCoy: This team has imploded! All three women now brawling in the ring as Bethany clotheslines Flores over the top rope! But Candice Spears Bethany through the ropes and now all three are fighting outside the ring!
Stew-O: Ashley Flores throws a chair in the faces of her opponents as she makes her way up the ramp only for Bethany Blue to tackle her on the ramp! They roll off the ramp as they continue throwing shots and now we have security out here! But Candice Blair tosses them away to get at her opponents.
(After several minutes of brawling all three continue to fight backstage through the curtain with security in hot pursuit. Harper Lee is shown checking on Ximena Velasquez who is still unconscious in the ring after being hit with that stethoscope.)
Jake Mercer: Damn I hope she is okay.
Flannery McCoy: Well I may not always like her but same you always hate to see people getting inju-
Stew-O: WAIT WATCH OUT!!!
(Sierra Bradford enters the ring with a steel chair and takes out both Harper Lee and Ximena Velasquez with it. Sierra is going wild with that chair bashing both of them over and over.)
Jake Mercer: SIERRA HAS SNAPPED!!!
Stew-O: Someone get that chair away from her!
(Security is busy dealing with the others backstage but the referee manages to convince Sierra to set the chair down as she steps up on the turnbuckle to pose as the last woman standing.)
Flannery McCoy: Sierra Bradford emerging victorious here tonight. These women cannot be trusted! They are all turning on each other!
(Sierra is shown standing tall in the ring as the camera cuts to a commercial.)
(A commercial airs showing highlights from past Pain for Pride events.)
(The shot opens up to the socially distanced arena as Stephie Love is shown in the ring. ‘XXX’ by Kendrick Lamar begins to play as Andre Walker and Albert Hitchman walk onto the stage. Andre Walker winds by the socially distanced crowd in a Nike sweatsuit, followed by Albert Hitchman, who’s dressed head to toe in a custom fitted suit.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PLEASE WELCOMMMMEEEEEE ONE OF DYNASTY’S COMPETITORS IN THE CASH IN THE VAULT MATCH AT PAIN FOR PRIDDDEEEE!!!! ACCOMPANIED BY ALBERT HITCHMAN, ANDREEEEEEEE WALKKKERRRRRRR!!!)
(Socially distanced crowd cheers Andre Walker as he blankly stares into the crowd. Albert Smiling at Andre as they enter the ring, both with microphones in their hand.)
Andre Walker: I’ve been thinking about this opportunity that I stand at the doorstep of, thinking long and hard about the step I’m taking into my future. A step to be taken with precaution, yet all the confidence in the world. A step that can only be taken by yours truly. A step that would break the legs of any other man, a step that would instill too much fear and doubt into the hearts of the average elitist.
Albert Hitchman: The average elitist is no Andre Walker. They’re not the cream of their crop, the star of their bunch. They’d collapse under the weight that is on my partner’s shoulders. Falling by the wayside, all the way back to the dirt where they belong when it comes to Andre Walker. If it doesn’t involve him, his name, or his presence, it’s not worth anything. He is this business’s first Andre Walker. Not the next Ace, next Gawd or otherwise, the first Notorious. He is the only man who could ever fill his shoes and believe me, Pain For Pride will only be a testament to that fact. It will be the commencement of the Andre Era-
(Andre Walker interrupts Paul, smiles at him, then begins to speak.)
Andre Walker: While all of this is true, winning Cash In The Vault is anything but guaranteed. There’s a reason my presence in this match is so highly anticipated and it’s not because I’m gonna sweep everyone in it and make lightwork of every single elitist who wants that case just as much as I do. It’s because I may be, skill for skill, the best and brightest in this match and I make the competitiveness of it that much more interesting. Whereas Myles or Justin may have had the most matches lit behind their name before, I do now, and now everyone else’s chances have diminished significantly.
(Andre Walker stares at the canvas then looks into the camera.)
Andre Walker: I didn’t leave The New Breed title behind for pushovers and easy work. I left for greener pastures and harder competition. Elitists who will test me, beat me down, beat me period. And while the highest level of competition possible is what I’m looking for, don’t expect anything less than the most dangerous Andre Walker you’ve ever seen to show up at Cash In The Vault. To dance under the lights of the Pain For Pride stage is a rare and tremendous opportunity, and I can’t wait to showcase my caliber of skill on the grandest stage of them all. The stairway to immortality, the path to legend and the doorstep of heroism. It’s all the stage of Andre Walker. It will be my moment and I’ll go to lengths unimaginable to capitalize on the chance that is in front of me.
Albert Hitchman: You won’t just capitalize, you’ll seize the moment and realize the talent that all of these other elitists only have as “potential”. Let’s not forget the history you have with every competitor in this match, and your soon to be victory over Myles, later tonight. Andre, you are the very reason that Justin Windgate was never allowed back into the New Breed title picture. He came back and did everything in his power to get back to where he was with that title, then in an instant, it was over. At the stomp of your boot, the hype was silenced and the reality became the deafening sound in the silence.
Andre Walker: You’re right, and that was when I really didn’t know shit. Only had my intuition back then, but that intuition told everyone what would happen and here we are a year later, oh, how the future is shaped by those daring enough to claim it. This is my future and while it’s not yet written, I’m the one who will step forward and take up the responsibilities of being the penman of EAW’s future.
Albert Hitchman: And nobody else in this match has the silky smooth cursive writing that Andre does, they’re simply hoping that ink splotches on page pass them off as being abstract. The substance is right here? Justin Windgate? Already handled. Limmy Monaghan and Jon Kelton? Two men Andre painted as nothing more than court jesters with his artistry. And later tonight, Myles is going to be just one name on a lengthy list of names Andre will butalize on his way to becoming EAW’s number one elitist. Number one star. Number one everything. Andre Walker only belongs in the top spot and we will begin this journey at Pain For Pride.
(Andre Walker looks at the ground and laughs softly.)
Albert Hitchman: Andre?…
Andre Walker: Isn’t it funny? Is it not truly ironic how I was on this very stage last year and I was losing my New Breed title match. I was enduring the world’s scorn and constant showering of doubt and claims of hype being derailed. How times change, right? And all it took was me sustaining the menaility I’ve always taken towards this business; My long term thinking will yield greater results than anyone else’s. I have the ability to see my goals for what they are and the realistic timetable it will take me to get to them. I don’t drop everything and lose myself in meaningless endeavors that eventually just leave me fruitless and more purpoiseles than I was before. I dedicate, study, act and capture.
Andre Walker: I’m a Kendrick Lamar album, a game 6 Klay Thompson, a Dame Dolla in the final seconds of the fourth. I’m the definition of measured, calculated and clutch. And the brainpower between the two of us is nearly unfathomable.
Albert Hitchman: If you were worried about two great minds, what more do you now have to fear when those minds mix and create a formula for disaster for everyone else in this match? You have everything to fear because while everyone is just hoping and praying that Andre Walker’s entering this match as just one of many former New Breed Champions now looking to make the jump to the global spotlight, he’s anything but one of many. He’s absolutely everything but like anyone else.
Andre Walker: I’ve had that New Breed title by my side for a long time now, but don’t misunderstand the caliber of competition I’ve faced and battered, while having the title. Don’t assume that I haven’t been preparing for competitors of this level for as long as I can remember, and that’s just talking about the elitists main eventing Pain For Pride, if you actually think some part of me isn’t prepared for these Cash In The Vault Competitors, you’re simply buying into weaky crafted narratives by opponents with nothing better to do than try and shoot down my rocket before it really even leaves the atmosphere.
Andre Walker: I was the brightest prospect EAW had ever seen, now it’s time the future becomes the present. Cash In The Vault is my golden opportunity to turn that belief into a reality. It’s my chance to punch my ticket to the main event scene and world title orbit for the next season to come, wherever I end up. Who knows, maybe I’ll even cash it in on the same night and end this season as a champion. Cap off a transcendent season with a moment unseen before and a prophecy fulfilled that nobody else believed could ever come true. To become the best wrestler alive on the biggest stage possible is a vain dream and distant hope for so many, but it’s a possibility for me.
Albert Hitchman: Either way, he’ll bring that briefcase home to whatever brand is lucky enough to secure us, or he’ll leave Pain For Pride as a champion. Either way, Cash In The Vault will belong to Andre Walker and he’ll own the soul of every competitor in that match.
Andre Walker: And why shouldn’t I? I work harder and bear more responsibility on my shoulders than anyone of these infidels, they all for so long have said they will refuse to acknowledge Andre Walker, then the second I snuff out their dreams and lay to rest their chances at taking away my family’s food and wealth, they’re cordial enough to kiss my boots and grovel on their knees. They’ll abandon their principles for acceptance. They’ll disregard their morals because they know I could show them a different way.
(Albert Hitchman laughs as Andre Walker mocks the Cash In The Vault Competitors.)
Andre Walker: Guys like Myles and Limmy Monaghan will stab their own careers in the back and still expect me to believe that they actually have the slightest idea of what bullshit it is they’re preaching. Straight garbage falling from the lips of the infantile followers of EAW. Who else is there? Justin Windgate? We’ve already established that I own Justin Windgate. Jon Kelton falls into the category of those who DON’T possess my ability to see long-term. He can’t envision a future that requires more than one massive step to get to. And Constance, she used months of career in the same position I was in, still failed to live up to the legacy Sarah Price set. Her eneite title reign lived in the shadow of another.
(Crowd boos as Andre continues to dig at the other competitors.)
Andre Walker: Truth is hard to face, I know. But the truth is the thread that I follow and others allow to get lost in the shuffle of all their dirt empires. Crafting what they believe to be the Andre Walker legacy and doing their best to follow the leader, but they fail because at the first wave, their sandcastles fall adnc rumble into nothingness. Into a broken and messy heap. Reflective of their piss-poor careers and inability to maintain even the slightest shred of momentum.
Albert Hitchman: They can’t and that won’t change at Pain For Pride because Andre Walker is coming to shatter their dreams like glass. He’s coming to break their bodies, destroy their spirits, and crush their mentality. He’s coming to solidify his place above these competitors and now take up the mantle of peering over everyone in EAW, knowing that at the drop of a dime, he could turn it on it’s head.
Andre Walker: I WILL. I WILL PUT A MATCH TO THE EASILY MALLEABLE HOPS OF EVERY COMPETITOR IN THIS MATCH, WHO THINKS HALF-ASSED EFFORTS ARE GONNA KEEP THEIR SUCCESS ALIVE AGAINST COMPETITORS LIKE ME. I WILL BREAK THEM, I WILL BURY THEM, AND I WILL TAKE MY RIGHTFUL PLACE ON TOP OF EAW. COUNT ON IT.
(Andre Walker seethes as he drops the microphone and exits the ring with Albert Hitchman. The shot fades to commercial as Andre Walker is shown walking up the ramp.)
(A commercial is shown for National Man Bun Day starring Ronan Malosi. He tries to show old photos of his long raggedy hair but everyone laughs at him leaving him to storm out in anger)
(‘Morning Glory’ by Oasis hits, as the crowd erupts into boos. Jake Smith steps out onto the stage, as Donovan Duke and Limmy Monaghan step out to the side of him. Duke and Monaghan begin rubbing their hands together, as Jake turns his head from left to right to look at the both of them. These three men look rather focused and ready for this upcoming match, and begin to make their way down the entrance ramp and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is a six person tag team match set for ONE FALL!! Introducing first.. At a combined weight of 649lbs!!! THE OKLAHOMA GENTLEMAN, DONOVAN DUKE!!!!! THE KING, LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!! AND THE GODSEND, JAKE SMITH!!! THEY ARE INSURGENCY!!!
Stew-O: Well here comes Insurgency! Last week, we found out that the leader of this group, Jake Smith will face EAW Hall of Famer and Two Time World Heavyweight Champion, Tyler Parker, at Pain for Pride.
Flannery McCoy: Tyler Parker felt as if he was disrespected by this group a few weeks ago, and called out Jake Smith for the challenge last week. However, it seems like Jake Smith was one step ahead, as he had both Donovan Duke and Limmy Monaghan blindside Tyler Parker right after the match was set. Tyler was left coughing up blood, as Jake Smith smiled and waved at the destruction that his Insurgency Teammates caused to Parker that night. We’ll see how these guys perform here tonight!
(‘Pure Water’ by Skepta hits, as Dray Fontana steps out onto the stage. The crowd boos heavily at Fontana, as he stares back out to all of the people booing at them. Fontana continues down the entrance ramp and knocks a drink out of the hands of a kid that gives him a thumbs down on the way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And their opponent.. From Kingston Upon Thames, England, United Kingdom.. THE PRINCE!!! DRAY FONTANA!!!
Stew-O: Dray Fontana came up short against MITSUBACHI in a number one contender’s match for the Interwire Championship at Pain for Pride last week, but the former PURE Champion looks ready to shake off that loss and get himself back into the winning column this week in the form of tag team action.
Jake Mercer: Not only that, but Fontana can get his hands on Insurgency after what they did a few weeks ago to help Donovan Duke seal a victory over him. I’m excited to see how The Prince performs tonight!
(‘Where’s My Wonderland’ by Blood on the Dancefloor hits, as the crowd continues to boo heavily. After a moment, Mary S. Atlas steps out onto the stage with her hands extended out to the side, obviously embracing the boos given to her by the crowd. She then blows a kiss into the camera, then follows up with an evil smirk as she continues down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his partner!! From St. Louis, Missouri!!! Weighing in at 125lbs!! She is THE MOST WANTED!!! MARY S. ATLAS!!!
Stew-O: No Dynasty action for Mary S. Atlas last week, but she did have a match on Voltage against Ed Wagner.
Jake Mercer: And you know what she did? She showed why Dynasty talent is simply just built different, as she picked up the big victory on Voltage.
Flannery McCoy: She definitely managed to pick up some momentum for herself. Let’s see if she can keep it rolling with a big win over one of EAW’s toughest groups.
(‘5 to 50’ by Benny the Butcher hits, as Jordan Payne steps out onto the stage. The crowd continues to boo, as Payne ignores it all, and continues his way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And lastly, their partner from Coventry, England!! Weighing in at 200lbs!! THE CERTIFIED ASSHOLE!! JORDAN PAYNE!!!
Jake Mercer: You’ve got to love The Certified Asshole. Better than just any regular asshole if you ask me.
Stew-O: Jordan Payne wasn’t in action last week, but when he competed on Dynasty two weeks ago, he managed to pull out the impressive victory over two debuting stars in Ed Wagner and Alex Myers. Lets see how he does tonight against some seasoned competition.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell, and this one is going to start off with both Jake Smith and Dray Fontana. The two former PURE champions stare at one another, then begin to circle around the center of the ring! Here we go! They lock up, and quickly it’s Dray Fontana who locks in a standing side headlock onto Jake Smith! Dray squeezes tightly on the head, but Smith quickly wraps his arms around the body of Fontana, then pulls both of them over to the side ropes! The two of them spring back off of the ropes, and Jake tries to use the momentum to shove Fontana off, but Fontana keeps his tight grip on the head, and drops down to his knee to add more pressure!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith now getting low, as he begins to lift Fontana back up to his feet. Smith still has his arms wrapped around The Prince’s body, as he attempts for a german suplex, but Fontana fights it off, then takes Jake Smith down to the mat with a headlock takedown!! That landing had to have knocked the wind out of Smith right there!!
Stew-O: Fontana continues to squeeze tightly on the head, but it looks like Jake is starting to pry the arm from around it. Jake now switches his hips, as he stomach face the ground. Now Jake gets up to his knees, then works up to his feet while still having his head trapped inside the arms of Fontana! Fontana’s grip is definitely looser, as Jake is basically locked in the headlock behind Fontana! However, it’s Jake Smith who shoves Dray forward, as Dray releases the head and runs towards the side ropes!! Dray bounces back towards Jake.. DISCUSS LARIAT BY FONTANA ONTO JAKE SMITH!!! NO!!! JAKE DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE ARM, AS DRAY GOES RIGHT PAST HIM!! Fontana now turns around.. SUPERKICK BY JAKE SMITH!!! THAT KICK DROPS FONTANA RIGHT DOWN INTO A SEATED POSITION!!
Flannery McCoy: Jake now turns around and runs to the ropes!! He bounces back.. AND CONNECTS WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE DROPKICK THAT SENDS DRAY FONTANA FLAT ONTO HIS BACK IN THE RING!!! Jake quickly covers!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWW-
Jake Mercer: Kickout at one and a half!!
Stew-O: Jake Smith now rises back up to his feet, then makes his way over to the Insurgency corner where he tags in Donovan Duke!
(TAG)
Flannery McCoy: Here we go! A little rematch from a few weeks ago between Duke and Fontana, as Fontana is slowly getting up to his feet just as Duke enters the ring!
Stew-O: AND DUKE CHARGES IN AT DRAY FONTANA!! FOREARM TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD BY DUKE!! That shot staggers Fontana back!! But Fontana responds with a forearm shot of his own!!! Duke staggers back, but strikes with another forearm shot!!! Fontana goes for another, but Duke ducks underneath the arm.. AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING BACKFIST ACROSS THE FACE OF DRAY FONTANA!! THAT’S THE DEALER’S CHOICE!!!
Jake Mercer: Dray nearly falls down to the canvas, but he hangs onto the side ropes to keep his balance. He’s definitely groggy after such a brutal shot from Donovan Duke. However, Duke isn’t finished yet, as he turns around and runs towards the ropes!! He bounces back towards Dray, goes into a handspring.. AND ATTEMPT A HANDSPRING BACK ELBOW INTO THE FACE OF DRAY FONTANA!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! FONTANA COUNTERS WITH A BACKSTABBER!!! DONOVAN DUKE JUST HANDSPRINGED RIGHT INTO A BACKSTABBER FROM FONTANA, AS HIS BACK GETS DRILLED BY THE KNEES OF THE PRINCE!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!
Stew-O: What a counter by Dray Fontana, and it looks like he’s the first to start moving, as he begins to crawl his way over to his team’s corner. He’s extending his arm out, as he tags in.. MARY S. ATLAS!!!
(TAG)
Stew-O: Here she comes! Mary S. Atlas enters into the ring, as Donovan Duke just gets back up to his feet.. SLINGBLADE BY MARY S. ATLAS!!! She pops back up to her feet, as Duke slowly gets up to his!! Mary runs to the ropes, bounces back.. AND TAKES DUKE DOWN WITH A LARIAT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Mary S. Atlas now reaches down and grabs Donovan Duke. She gets him up to his hands and knees.. BUT WAIT!! DUKE SHOVES MARY BACK!!! Mary back peddles to the side ropes, then rebounds back towards Duke!! Duke catches Mary with a kick to the abdomen!! He pulls her into a front facelock!! It looks like he’s setting up for a snap DDT!! BUT WAIT!! Mary S. Atlas spins right out of it, and connects with a nasty knee strike that may have been below the belt!! Mary being very sneaky with that one, and the referee had no idea!!
Stew-O: Duke is bent over in pain right now.. He slowly stands straight up.. BUT IT’S A DISCUSS ELBOW FROMM MARY!!! NO!!! DUKE DUCKS UNDER THE ARM, AS MARY SPINS ALL THE WAY AROUND!! She turns around to face Duke.. AND SHE GETS TAKEN DOWN BY A ROUNDHOUSE KICK FROM DONOVAN DUKE!!! That roundhouse kick drops Mary S. Atlas to the canvas of the ring, as Donovan Duke hooks the legs for the pin!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRR-
Jake Mercer: Kickout by Mary!!!
Flannery McCoy: Duke gets back up to his feet now, as he begins to make his way over to a neutral corner. It looks like he’s ready to fly, as he climbs up to the top rope. Duke is getting himself set up, as he stares down at Mary!! Here we go.. SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM DONOVAN DUKE!! NO!!! MARY S. ATLAS GETS HER KNEES UP, AS DONOVAN DUKE CRASHES RIGHT INTO THEM!!!! BOTH ELITIST ARE DOWN!!!
Stew-O: It seems like both Elitists have the same thing in mind right now, as Mary S. Atlas and Donovan Duke are both crawling their way over to their team’s corner!! I’m not so sure who’s closer to the tag since it seems like they are both neck and neck!! Mary has her arm extended out, nearly reaching Jordan Payne, as Duke is close to tagging in Limmy Monaghan who wants a piece of this match. These two are so close…
(TAG)
Flannery McCoy: MARY TAGS IN JORDAN PAYNE!!!
(TAG)
Stew-O: AND DUKE TAGS IN MONAGHAN!!!
Flannery McCoy: Monaghan and Payne charge in at one another, but it’s Monaghan who makes the first strike as he connects with a strong elbow shot to the head of Payne!! Payne staggers back, as Monaghan grabs him by the wrist, then whips him over to the far ropes!! Payne hits the ropes, then bounces back!!! BIG BOOT BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! NO!!! JORDAN PAYNE SLIDES UNDERNEATH THE LEG, THEN POPS BACK UP BEHIND LIMMY!! Payne wraps his arms around Monaghan.. AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! WHAT A MOVE BY JORDAN PAYNE!!!
Stew-O: Jordan Payne gets to his feet and stomps down onto the body of Limmy Monaghan. Payne then makes his way around towards the legs of Monaghan, then grabs him by the shins and ankles. What’s this!?! It looks like Jordan Payne is trying to turn Limmy over. I think he’s trying to lock in his boston crab!! But Limmy is fighting with it with all he’s got. He’s not allowing Payne to turn him over!!
Jake Mercer: WAIT LOOK!! LIMMY JUST TOSSED PAYNE OFF TO THE SIDE WITH THE STRENGTH OF HIS LEGS ALONE!! Jordan Payne hits the side ropes, as Limmy quickly gets back up to his feet.. BUT JORDAN PAYNE INSTANTLY SENDS LIMMY BACK DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH A STEP UP ENZUIGIRI!! WHAT A MOVE BY JORDAN PAYNE!!!
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan is down, as Jordan Payne makes his way over to the corner. Payne begins to climb up to the top rope, as he gets himself in position. This isn’t looking so good for Monaghan and Insurgency right now. What is Jordan Payne planning to do?!?! He leaps into the air!! STARDUST BULLET!!! DIVING HEADBUTT BY JORDAN PAYNE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN POPPED UP TO HIS FEET AND CAUGHT JORDAN PAYNE WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT IN MID AIR!!! WHAT A MOVE BY LIMMY MONAGHAN!!!
Stew-O: Jordan Payne rolls off to the side, as he lays next to the ring ropes. He reaches up and grabs the side ropes to pull himself up into a seated position.. BUT LOOK! IT’S LIMMY MONAGHAN WITH A LOW DROPKICK DOWN ONTO THE SHOULDER OF JORDAN PAYNE THAT SENDS HIM OUT OF THE RING, AND DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR!!
Jake Mercer: The Certified Asshole is down on his hands and knees at ringside!! And this doesn’t look good!
Flannery McCoy: The referee is now stepping towards the side ropes, as he is about to start the ring out count. But from behind him, it’s Limmy Monaghan!! Monaghan charges towards the ropes at the opposite end!! He rebounds back, as Payne is just now getting up to his feet on the outside.. AND LIMMY LEAPS OVER THE REFEREE WITH A TOP CON HILO!!!!
Stew-O: NO!! MARY S. ATLAS STEPPED INTO THE RING AND SHOVED LIMMY MONAGHAN JUST AS HE WAS LEAPING INTO THE AIR, AND HIS TOP CON HILO MISSED!!! LIMMY JUST CRASHED AND BURNED ON THE OUTSIDE BECAUSE OF MARY S. ATLAS AND THE REFEREE HAS NO IDEA!!
Jake Mercer: MY NAME TWIN!! MY NAME TWIN JUST ENTERED INTO THE RING, AND HE JUST CLOTHESLINED MARY S. ATLAS AND HIMSELF OUT OF THE RING!!!
Flannery McCoy: On the outside, Jordan Payne is getting up to his knees, and slides back into the ring. He reaches up, and tags in Dray Fontana!!
(TAG)
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four..
Stew-O: Dray is back in this match, and he charges right after Donovan Duke who stands at the opposite corner!!! He goes for a forearm shot, but Duke manages to duck it!! Dray with a back elbow now that catches Duke!!! Dray turns to the ropes and leaps towards them!! UXU!!! DISASTER KICK CONNECTS, and Donovan Duke is knocked right down from the ring apron, and down to the ringside floor!!!
Flannery McCoy: And look!! It’s Limmy Monaghan who begins to crawl his way back into the ring!! It’s just Dray Fontana and Limmy Monaghan!! Duke, Smith, and Atlas are all down at ringside, as Jordan Payne is struggling to get back to his feet in the corner after taking that nasty dropkick from Limmy a while ago!! Dray is staring Limmy down. He’s ready to take him out!!
Stew-O: Limmy gets to his feet.. AND DRAY FONTANA CHARGES TOWARDS THE RING ROPES BESIDE HIM, LEAPS, AND SPRINGS BACK WITH THE UXU DISASTER KICK!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN DUCKED HIS HEAD, AS DRAY STUMBLES ON HIS FEET IN FRONT OF HIM!! Limmy grabs Dray from behind by the arm.. He spins him around.. BLADE OF INSURGENCE II!!!! RIPCORD LARIAT CONNECTS, AND LIMMY MONAGHAN GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Morning Glory’ By Oasis hits, as the crowd boos heavily. Limmy Monaghan rises up to his feet, as Jake Smith and Donovan Duke slowly slide back into the ring. They get to their feet, then join Monaghan, as they join hands and raise them in the air with the referee signaling them as the winners of this match. All three Insurgency members are breathing heavily, as they stare out towards the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Here are your winners.. The team of Limmy Monaghan, Donovan Duke, and Jake Smith!!! INSURGENCY!!
Stew-O: What a match this was!! A ton of action.. A ton of chaos.. Some bumps.. Some bruises.. But especially a full on battle between two teams who were trying to desperately walk out victorious.
Jake Mercer: And of course the team with my name twin ended up being the ones to come out on top. Peter Parker better watch out, because Insurgency is rolling!!
Flannery McCoy: Peter Parker? I think you meant Tyler Parker, Jake, but anyways this definitely was a big win for Insurgency, but also an incredible effort by every individual who competed in that ring.
Stew-O: And with that said, I can’t wait to see what else is in store for us as we continue to get closer and closer to Pain for Pride!!
(The screen shows Limmy Monaghan, Donovan Duke, and Jake smith with their arms wrapped around one another, as they walk backwards towards the entrance ramp and continue to celebrate their victory. The screen then fades to black.)
(A commercial is shown for Frozen II on DVD starring Limmy Monaghan)
(The feed fades to StarrStan’s office which is a bit less trashed than last week. Inside is obviously StarrStan, along with Lethal Consequences, Dr. Angelo D’Angelo, and The Visual Prophet. There’s a bit of distance between the two pairs, as they still need to properly get on the same page going into Pain For Pride.)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :patrice:
StarrStan: What’s up?
The Visual Prophet: Shhh. He gotta analyze y’all white boys. We still ain’t trust you properly. :ufdup: Who knows when y’all would betray us just like every white guy in this world.
Lethal Consequences: When did betrayal happen in the Grand Masters?
The Visual Prophet: It could happen right now. 👀
Lethal Consequences: So why would I want to miss out on being on Pain For Pride??
The Visual Prophet: Who knows what deal you could’ve made with Cac Infinitum? 👀👀
Lethal Consequences: Nah.
The Visual Prophet: Caucasians lie often. 👀👀👀
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :patrice:
StarrStan: Alright, look, I don’t see why you guys would think we would stab you in the back just because of our skin color. Like, yeah, I get it, of course, and what’s happening out there is sad, but Viz, you know that I’ve always been by your side over here on Dynasty.
The Visual Prophet: Ya preachin’, but if The Beloved Brother can’t trust y’all… then neither can I, man.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :oh: !!!!
The Visual Prophet: But look, LC, I fucks with you. For real. The only of your kind.
Lethal Consequences: :dave: :blessed:
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :wow: !!!!!!!
The Visual Prophet: Last time I teamed with a white man though… y’all know what happened. But nah, y’all see how I still live in Drake’s head rent free even after being just about murdered by that cac. I’m sure you two don’t want that to happen.
StarrStan: Of course we don’t.
Lethal Consequences: So we be over here fight and shit? Or naw?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :mjlol: !!!!!
(Suddenly the whole room turns its focus to Angelo who starts bursting out in laughter. Viz knows what that’s supposed to mean, but Starr and LC have no idea and look on as confused as ever)
The Visual Prophet: Shit, it ain’t looking too good for y’all. :lupe: Tell ‘em, brotha.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Brotha… after a deep analysis, I’ve come to the conclusion that we cannot trust these guys. Nah, see, not only they white… but they BALD. And I trust no bald man. Not after J. Alexander Kueng that is. Nah, these guys gonna turn on us any second. My brotha Viz, we not gonna be fighting to keep a white man in charge. This is literally slavery. They’re trying to put the “Grand Masters” name in our head so that we would accept these cacs as our masters, but NAH!! We not WEAK!!! We not gonna BOW DOWN TO ANY OF Y’ALL!!! IF I DIE, MAY GOD KILL ME, NOT A PAIR OF WHITE DUDES!!! Nah, I bet y’all think Jesus is white. :patrice:
Lethal Consequences: Fuck wrong witcha?
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: DO NOT START SPEAKING IN AAVE AROUND ME!!!
Lethal Consequences: :wtf:
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: The disrespect over here. I cannot believe it. Come on Vizzy, let’s get out of here.
The Visual Prophet: Nah, hold on for a bit.
Lethal Consequences: Angelo at this point you’re just saying anything… I get not trusting us but what in lord’s name do we have to do to, you know, convince you that you can trust us? What would I gain out of betraying Viz? You know I don’t like Charlie, and I don’t even need to get into Veena. Me and Viz gonna kill shit–
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Here we go again. You crackers disrespecting us by using OUR LANGUAGE.
Lethal Consequences: Stop overreacting to everything you shitbag.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: So you’re associating the color of my skin to SHIT???????
Lethal Consequences: Nah. Back to what I was saying, me and Viz gonna kill shit when we team up later in the night against the guy I pinned at Road To Redemption and the PURE Champion. We got this. We’re back in business. Me and Viz were a killer team a few years ago, and nothing is gonna change in the present day.
StarrStan: Yeah, think about it, Angelo, look at what Veena Adams has done to me. I still have scars on my body, look at this damn office! Yet… you think me and LC would sell out to Ad Infinitum? Or just LC? What can LC get from Veena that he can’t get from me??? Exactly, nothing. LC is a great guy who I’ve always put a ton of trust in, so there’s no need to worry about any of that happening.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: The match was made official for Pain For Pride, but that don’t mean me and my brotha Viz need to show up, so guess what, we just won’t show up!
Lethal Consequences: https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/738290056380547092.gif?v=1
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Nothing y’all said is convincing. If anything, it only seems manipulative!! You white men are trying to get a black king like Big Viz do the work for y’all. But that ain’t never happening. We ain’t got shit to gain, we don’t care about who’s in charge because both of y’all equally corrupt. The only thing Viz can gain out of this match is finally defeating Charlie Marr after Reckless Wiring, but seeing the “huge” amount of talking Charlie has been doing recently, Viz would have no problem taking him down by himself.
Lethal Consequences: I mean… I got nothing to gain either. I had nothing for Pain For Pride, so I decided to help my old bud.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Ohhh, I see, so your “bud” Viz is not the main priority??? You really love on disrespecting him again and again.
Lethal Consequences: That’s not what I said. Anyways, if we get Veena out of power then imagine the opportunities that we would get. Viz lost the World Heavyweight Title, then so did I, and we’d love to get another chance at the “big gold”.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Ahh, so you’re telling me Viz needs a white man to hand him opportunities? Nah, nah, NAH!!! All that Viz is doing is beating white folks for his opportunities the same way he beat Jamie O’Hara and Charlie Marr back at King of Elite over a year ago to then win the World Heavyweight Championship. We DON’T need you… YOU DO.
StarrStan: But let’s not forget that without me Viz wouldn’t have even been in the King of Elite tournament, and without me Viz wouldn’t have gotten his moment at Pain For Pride last year. I’m at least owed this. Veena would make Dynasty hell on earth and ruin all the work I put into this brand, and with Viz spending about 2 years on this brand, he should know how bad it would be without me in charge, and instead a biased brat like Veena.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: I DON’T BUY IT–
???: Oh boy you’re really trying to make this shit as easy as possible. :mjlol:
(The camera then pans over to Veena Adams entering Starr’s office, with Charlie Marr behind her.)
Veena Adams: No way we’re 2 weeks away from Pain For Pride, and you guys can’t even be on the same page. Wooowww. This match was so predictable already yet you, YOU MADE IT WORSE!! I just cannot believe Starr thought it was a good idea to get Viz and LC on the same team. Just shows the eye for talent that he absolutely lacks… unlike me.
Charlie Marr: I cannot believe it’s got to this level. Viz, I’ve already destroyed you once, why do you keep asking for it again, and again? You should’ve stayed dead after Reckless Wiring. And if not then? You should’ve stayed dead after Battle of Egypt. You guys will never reach the pinnacles you once reached months ago and will for sure not ruin Dynasty by taking Veena out of power. If you guys can’t even get on the same page for ONE SECOND… then what the hell makes you two think you can do it at Pain For Pride??? That’s just not happening. Ad Infinitum will reign supreme at Pain For Pride, and will keep on reigning supreme next season like we should’ve at Grand Rampage.
Veena Adams: And we’ll stop at nothing to make sure we have full control over Dynasty. I’m sooooo fucking done with people like Ashley Flores who seems to be my biggest fan with the way she tries to copy me every single day of her life getting opportunities that they don’t deserve nor are ready for. You mean to tell out of anyone to represent Dynasty in the Specialists Championship match… it’s between Harper Lee and Ashley??? Just wow. What a fucking joke. I try every single day to make this brand improve and get fools to watch the show yet Starr tries to make 24/7 Battle Royal runner-ups at best seem like they’re a big deal. It’s been A YEAR AND A HALF since we’ve last seen Charlie Marr hold a World Championship. HOW IS THAT ACCEPTABLE? It’s been nearly A WHOLE YEAR since my amazing Uncle Ryan held a World Championship. This brand is doomed by garbage after garbage which holds back people who deserve to hold titles. Is this the Dynasty you guys want? A Dynasty where Lethal Consequences, Visual Prophet and Xander Payne are apparently World Champions? A Dynasty where two fatasses main event Pain For Pride? That’s all one big joke.
Charlie Marr: I agree. It’s really been a while since Dynasty felt important, and that’s all because of StarrStan. StarrStan can never manage to choose the right talent, StarrStan lacks the amazing eye for talent that Veena has. And that’s exactly why this brand is in so much need of her. If Ad Infinitum loses at Pain For Pride (which we won’t), then Dynasty would literally go to shit. It would literally be as horrible as Showdown and Voltage after I left. Season 14 saved Dynasty from literally being cancelled with the little things Veena has done for it but it wasn’t enough. Veena needs full control to revive Dynasty–
The Visual Prophet: No the fuck she doesn’t. Charlie ain’t no one but yourself and your hoe tryna see you hold that World Heavyweight Championship. You can’t even put the proper work in yet here are you two parading about how y’all should be World Champions and hold like… every title. Fuck outta here with that bullshit bruh. No one cared about your bald ass ever since Andrea whooped your dumbass for the only World Championship you’ll ever hold. You’re nothing more than another Caucazoid pig standing in the way of the black greatness that is me, Big Vizzy, along with my white friend LC.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: HE’S NOT YOUR FRIEND!!!!
The Visual Prophet: :mjcry: Look, brotha, in life, we sometimes need to make sacrifices. And now’s the time for us to make those sacrifices. Sometimes, we gotta stand side by side with who we consider our enemies, and realize that not anybody is bad.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :wow: :wow: You so inspirational, Viz, go get them. Even if I still don’t trust them. :lupe:
The Visual Prophet: Trusting two white dudes is no problem, because I’m still gonna fuck up every other cracker fa– Oops, wrong month to say this in. :troll: I meant that I’m still gonna fuck up every other cracker bitch and get so deep in their head that they never forget the three letters V-I-Z. Poor, poor Drizzy. :mjcry:
Lethal Consequences: Charlie and Veena are worse than COVID if you ask me. :dave:
The Visual Prophet: I agree. Let’s beat they ass right now. :ufdup:
Lethal Consequences: :dave:
The Visual Prophet: Grand Mastaahhsss back at it????
(LC shrugs as he runs at Charlie, with Viz running right at Veena. Before they can throw any hands though, Starr quickly runs in and holds them back to avoid chaos.)
StarrStan: It’s just 2 weeks guys. Just 2 weeks, then there’s no limitations. Let’s be the better men today.
(Veena and Charlie start laughing at Starr for not letting them fight, while LC and Viz nod. Dr. Angelo D’Angelo still doesn’t know what to think and is very neutral about all of this, as he starts whispering to Viz.)
(Dynasty then fades to the ring, where we see Limmy Monaghan at the commentary table with Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer. After a moment, ‘XXX’ by Kendrick Lamar hits, as the crowd gives a loud mixed reaction. Shortly after, Andre Walker steps out with his manager, Albert Hitchman, who gets behind Walker and massages his big trap muscles. After a good massage, Albert pats Andre on the back, and the two continue down towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for ONE FALL!! Introducing first.. Being accompanied by Albert Hitchman!! From Namu’a, Samoa!! Weighing in at 230lbs!!! SAMOAN KAISER!!! ANDRE WALKER!!!
Stew-O: And here comes the man who broke the record for the longest New Breed Championship reign in EAW history and intends on making more history in the form of winning Cash in the Vault, Andre Walker!!
Flannery McCoy: What a year it has been for Andre Walker. With the help and guidance of Albert Hitchman, Walker has been at an entirely new level, and he only continues to get better. Maybe he will be the 2021 Cash in the Vault.
Limmy Monaghan: Not with me in the match. Andre had a nice little New Breed title reign, but that’s the only thing he’ll be celebrating anytime soon, because that briefcase will be mine..
(‘Enemy Strike’ by Yuki Hayashi hits, as Myles steps out onto the stage to a roaring sound of boos. Myles looks out to the arena and stares out to these booing fans before making eye contact with Andre Walker in the ring. Myles continues down the entrance ramp as he brushes his hair back with his fingers, and gets focused for this upcoming match.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent.. From Melbourne, Australia!! Weighing in at 210lbs!! THE WARLORD!!! MYLES!!!
Stew-O: And now Myles is a different case in this Cash in the Vault Ladder Match. Instead of being Mr. CITV he has other plans for the betterment of EAW if he wins the match.
Limmy Monaghan: Playing spoiler won’t do him any favors. I’m getting that briefcase whether he likes it or not.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell, and this one is underway!! Andre Walker and Myles start this match off by tying up in the center of the ring! Myles manages to slip his arm through, as he connects with a forearm strike right across the face of Andre Walker!! Andre staggers back.. BUT THEN HE CONNECTS WITH A STIFF FOREARM SHOT THAT LANDS RIGHT ACROSS THE BRIDGE OF MYLE’S NOSE!! Myles grabs at his nose in pain as he takes a step back. Myles then looks up at Andre, as he smirks, then brushes that last strike off as if it didn’t even faze him. The two circle around the ring until Myles reaches in to grab Andre!!! But Andre quickly moves out of the way, and gets from behind Myles! Myles turns around.. AND GETS HIT WITH A POWERFUL RIGHT HOOK TO THE BODY!!! That shot knocked the wind out of Myles just now, as Andre goes for a left hook to the body!! What a strike by Andre as he now picks up the pace with more right and left handed strikes to the midsection of his Cash in the Vault opponent!!
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker now grabs at the wrist of Myles, and irish whips him over to the side ropes!! Myles hits the ropes hard, then bounces back!! RUNNING LEAPING KNEE TO THE FACE BY ANDRE!! NO!! Myles manages to side step out of the way, as he gets from behind Andre Walker!! Myles wraps his arms around the body of Andre.. AND GOES FOR A HIGH ANGLE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!
Stew-O: NOT QUITE!! Andre flips in mid air, and lands on his feet behind Myles!! Myles turns around.. AND GETS TAKEN DOWN BY A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX FROM ANDRE WALKER!!! Andre is definitely in the driver’s seat right now, and really bringing this fight to Myles!!
Limmy Monaghan: Go ahead, bring the fight to Myles tonight, because no matter what he brings at Pain for Pride, I’ll still be the one that leaves the arena with the Cash in the Vault Briefcase.
Jake Mercer: When that happens, let me be a part of the Insurgency Celebration picture!
Limmy Monaghan: :wow: We’ll see..
Flannery McCoy: Myles is slowly getting up to his feet, as Andre steps up to him.. HEADBUTT TO THE CHEST BY ANDRE WALKER!! Wow, that shot sent Myles back into the corner turnbuckles. And now Andre makes his way over to the corner and begins delivering powerful body shots once again!! Myles tries to brace himself, but these strikes are landing with perfect precision. Andre now takes a few steps back, as Myles is in the corner clutching at his midsection in pain. Andre charges in.. LEAPING CORNER CLOTHESLINE ONTO MYLES!!!
Stew-O: NO!!! MYLES SPINS OUT OF THE WAY, AS ANDRE CRASHES CHEST FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLES!!! Myles is against the side ropes, as Andre rebounds off of those corner turnbuckles, and groggily makes his way back towards the center of the ring! But look!! Myles grabs Andre and lifts him up onto his shoulders!! This doesn’t look good for Walker!! Myles now charges towards the corner.. AND DROPS HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE WITH THE SNAKE EYES!!! Andre is stunned now as he nearly falls to the canvas. He stumbles his way towards the center of the ring, barely able to maintain his balance.. AND MYLES TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING WITH A SNAP SPIKE DDT!!! ANDRE WALKER’S HEAD JUST GOT PIERCED INTO THE RING MAT!!
Flannery McCoy: Myles is now getting some momentum going for himself. He quickly gets to his feet, then walks around the body of Andre Walker who remains down on the canvas. Myles looks at Andre.. THEN DROPS DOWN ONTO HIM WITH A FOREARM SHOT TO THE FACE!! Myles stays pressed on top of him and continues to deliver these massive forearm shots to the head of Walker!! ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX FOREARM SHOTS FROM MYLES!!!
Jake Mercer: Do you think your forearm strikes are stronger than his, Limmy?
Limmy Monaghan: Of course. Those are like little flicks to the forehead..
Flannery McCoy: Did you really think Monaghan was going to say his strikes were weaker, Jake?
Jake Mercer: No, because those are like little flicks.
Stew-O: Well they don’t look like little flicks to me, because Andre Walker is definitely in pain as he’s clutching at his head and turning onto his stomach while Myles rises up to his feet. Myles walks around from behind Andre, and lifts him up to his feet. Myles has his arms wrapped around Walker.. AND MYLES GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!!! IT CONNECTS, BUT MYLES HOLDS ONTO IT WITH A BRIDGE, AS HE KEEPS ANDRE’S SHOULDERS DOWN!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHHH-
Jake Mercer: Kickout by Andre Walker!!
Stew-O: Myles releases Andre after that kickout, and now Andre is rolling towards the side ropes. He gets up to one knee, then grabs onto the ropes to help him up to his feet. Meanwhile, Myles is staring right at him from across the ring! Myles charges in.. BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF ANDRE!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! WALKER EVADES THE KICK BY DROPPING BACK DOWN AND PULLING ON THE TOP ROPE, AS MYLES LANDS WITH ONE LEG INSIDE THE RING, AND THE OTHER HOVERING OVER THE APRON!! HE’S RIDING THE RING ROPES IN ONE OF THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE POSITIONS AND ELITIST CAN BE IN!!
Limmy Monaghan: It’s no biggy.. He never had the balls to stand toe to toe with me in the Cash in the Vault Ladder Match anyways.. None of them do.
Jake Mercer: But word on the street is his girls cooka is the size of wizards sleeves.
Flannery McCoy: Oh boy..
Stew-O: And it looks like Andre Walker intends to add insult to injury, as he takes a step back.. THEN KNOCKS MYLES OFF THE ROPES AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!!! That was a bumpy landing, and Myles is down now at ringside!!
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker now drops to the canvas, then rolls himself out of the ring and to ringside where he makes his way over to Myles. Myles is unaware of the fact that Andre is watching him struggle to get up to his hands and knees, and that brings a smirk onto the face of Walker.
Stew-O: And what’s this!?! Andre gets back on the attack, as he wraps his arms around the waist and body of Myles!! DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX BY ANDRE WALKER!!! IT CONNECTS, AS MYLES IS SLAMMED RIGHT INTO THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR!!!!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four..
Jake Mercer: Andre is back up to his feet, as he slowly walks over to Myles who is clutching at his lower back. Andre grabs Myles by the head and hair, and pulls him over to the corner of the barricade, then tosses him right up against it!!
Stew-O: Myles is seated up against this barricade, as Andre steps over to him and unloads a powerful right handed punch that lands right at the top of Myles head!! Another!! Another!! And another!! Myles is unable to defend himself as he is just eating these punches from Walker!!
Referee: Five.. Six.. Seven..
Stew-O: And look at this!! Andre is leaving Myles and coming this way!! He’s looking right at you Limmy!!!
(Andre Walker stands right in front of the commentary table, as he stares right at Limmy Monaghan. Monaghan stares back, then as the tension builds up, the Insurgency member rises up to his feet with an mean glare back at Walker. After a moment, Andre smirks back at Limmy Monaghan, then bats his hand at him before sliding into the ring, then sliding back out to restart the count. Andre focuses back onto Myles, as Limmy sits right back down.)
Stew-O: RUNNING SINGLE LEG DROPKICK BY MYLES!! MYLES JUST CAUGHT ANDRE WALKER OFF GUARD, AND CONNECTED WITH THE RUNNING SINGLE LEG DROPKICK JUST AS WALKER WAS GOING TO APPROACH HIM!!
Flannery McCoy: Andre Walker is down on the ground, and clutching at his chest in tremendous pain. You can see it on his face. That dropkick took the wind right out of him. Myles gets to his feet, then grabs at the head of Andre Walker. He gets Andre turned onto his knees, then pulls his head between his legs!! Myles lifts Andre up.. AND POWERBOMBS HIM RIGHT INTO THE EDGE OF THE RING!!! AND MYLES KEEPS HOLD OF ANDRE, TURNS AROUND, AND CONNECTS WITH A SITOUT POWERBOMB RIGHT INTO THE THINLY PADDED BARRICADE!!! WHAT A COMBINATION BY MYLES!!!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four.. Five..
Stew-O: And now it looks like Myles is getting to his feet. He grabs Andre Walker, and pulls him up as well. Myles then slides Walker into the ring, then follows behind as he goes for the pin!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT BY WALKER!!!
Stew-O: Myles can’t believe it!! He gets back up to his feet, then stomps right down onto the body of Walker!! Myles now raises Walker up to his feet, THEN NAILS HIM WITH A FOREARM SHOT TO THE HEAD!! Andre Walker falls back after that strike, and ends up against the ring ropes!! AND LOOK!! WALKER’S ARMS GOT TANGLED INTO THE ROPES!! HE’S TRAPPED!!! A smile begins to form on the face of Myles, as he knows exactly what he wants to do!! Myles runs to the opposite end! He bounces off of the ropes.. AND DELVIERS A KNEE STRIKE TO THE BODY!! ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!! MYLES IS CONTINUOUSLY RAMMING HIS KNEE INTO THE STOMACH OF ANDRE WALKER!!! AND NOW FINALLY WALKER GETS UNTANGLED, AND DROPS TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!
Flannery McCoy: Myles now backs away, as he allows Andre to struggle to his hands and knees. Andre slowly works up to one knee now, then grabs the side ropes to help him up to his feet.. BUT LOOK! MYLES CHARGES IN!! RUNNING KNEE STRIKE BY MYLES!!!
Stew-O: NO!! Andre Walker side steps, as Myles misses the knee strike! Myles turns to his side.. SUPERMAN PUNCH!!! IT CONNECTS!!! ANDRE JUST CONNECTED WITH THAT POWERFUL SUPERMAN PUNCH, AND NOW MYLES IS DOWN!!
(Limmy Monaghan is seen standing up once again at commentary, as Andre Walker looks over his shoulder and smirks out to him.)
Stew-O: That look he’s giving you Limmy. It looks like he’s planning on doing something big!! Myles is slowly getting up to his hands and knees, then up to his feet.. SPEAR!!! SPEAR BY ANDRE WALKER!!! IT CONNECTS AND HE NEARLY SPLIT MYLES IN HALF!!! ANDRE WALKER GOES FOR THE PIN!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘XXX’ by Kendrick Lamar hits, as the crowd gives Andre Walker a loud reaction. Albert Hitchman slides into the ring and congratulates Andre Walker as he gets his hand raised in the air.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. THE SAMOAN KAISER!!! ANDRE WALKER!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match that was by both Myles and Andre Walker. You got to see what they’re bringing to the table at Pain for Pride. Any concerns Limmy?
Limmy Monaghan: Not at all..
(Limmy Monaghan remains standing as he stares up at Albert Hitchman and Andre Walker. Walker raises his arm up and walks towards Limmy to emphasize the image of him being a victor tonight.)
Flannery McCoy: Well, as expected, this Cash in the Vault Ladder Match is only getting more and more hype behind it after this match. In a few short weeks, one of these guys could be calling themselves Mr. CITV!!
(The screen shows Limmy Monaghan and Andre Walker staring out at each other from a distance. Walker in the ring, while Monaghan’s behind the commentary table. The screen then fades to black.)
(A commercial is shown for steroids featuring Andre Walker. I mean, it’s the only reasonable explanation, right?)
(‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke hits, and the virtual crowd begins to give off a mixed reaction, with cheers and boos coming from all around the World 1 Theatre as Chris Elite begins to walk out to the stage. He clearly isn’t happy, and it’s pretty obvious why. Last week he and SOSA Henderson competed in a match against IDOL-GUN for the Unified Tag Team Championships, and after a slip up between SOSA and Chris, the two would come up short. Chris Elite has a microphone in his hand, and he wastes no time walking down to the ring with the same annoyed look on his face.)
Stew-O: Chris Elite doesn’t look happy at all tonight, and I can’t say I blame him. He had opportunities to fight for the World Heavyweight Championship at Pain for Pride and now become a Unified Tag Team Champion, and unfortunately he came up short in both matches.
Flannery McCoy: It’s not like these losses are completely his fault though. We all saw what happened at the end of the match against IDOL-GUN. Miscommunication cost them.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, but it didn’t take too long for the blame to start being thrown at each other :lupe:.
(Chris Elite enters the ring still holding the microphone, and as the virtual crowd dies down he begins to speak.)
Chris Elite: These past few weeks have been a bunch of bullshit. I had the opportunity to fight for the World Heavyweight Championship right in my hands back at Battle of Egypt and somehow Impact’s fatass managed to get himself a Pain for Pride main event. I had my chances. I had the Extreme Elimination Chamber at Road to Redemption. I had the Grand Rampage match. Now I had this No Way Out match, and somehow shit just keeps falling apart. My best shot at making it to the Pain for Pride main event, right down the drain. That shit sucked, and if things couldn’t get any worse just look at what happened last week. I had the opportunity to become a Unified Tag Team Champion going into Pain for Pride. I had the chance to add another Championship to my resume after years of missing out on them, and look at what the fuck happened. Look at the bullshit that happened all ‘cause I decided to put my faith in SOSA fucking Henderson. I had TWO shots at heading into Pain for Pride in a major match and if things went my way I could’ve been leaving as a double Champion, and now I don’t have shit. I don’t have a Championship. I don’t have a Championship opportunity. I don’t even have a fucking match at Pain for Pride, and none of this would’ve happened if I wasn’t dumb enough to try and trust SOSA. I’m better than this, y’all know that. I shouldn’t be going into the biggest show of the year with no idea of what the fuck I’m doing. I went over all this back on Voltage but it still pisses me off, because I didn’t even lose because those bitches were the better team. I didn’t lose because they proved me wrong, I lost because SOSA’s dumbass doesn’t know what he’s doing. How are you a former World Champion and you can’t even fight a tag team match without fucking up? That shit blows my mind? but not NEARLY as much as the fact that I’m deadass on the outside looking in on Pain for Pride this year all because of some fucking idiot-
(‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef hits, and SOSA Henderson is met with a mixed reaction as he walks out to the stage. He begins making his way towards the ring with a microphone in his hand, and he looks a bit confused hearing everything Chris said, but ultimately doesn’t seem too bothered by him.)
Stew-O: I think it was only a matter of time until we saw SOSA Henderson make his presence known. Chris had a lot of harsh words for him, and I don’t think SOSA’s the type of guy to take that too kindly.
Flannery McCoy: Of course not. They were supposed to be a team. They both failed and now SOSA’s being blamed for it.
SOSA Henderson: You know what Chris? All the bitching is cute. I guess you forgot that this was supposed to be a tag team match when you started crying and throwing all the blame at me, but I pulled my weight. I did what I could to try and win the Unified Tag Team Championships, and shit didn’t go how I wanted it to. It is what it is, but Chris you’re not about to act like I dragged you down. Don’t do this. Don’t start pretending I held you back and I’m the reason we’re not the Unified Tag Team Champions.
(SOSA finally enters the ring, and Chris Elite shakes his head, clearly not amused by what SOSA’s saying.)
SOSA Henderson: If anything, it was the other way around. YOU made us lose that match. YOU stopped us from winning the match against IDOL-GUN. You’re the reason we’re not standing here celebrating our Championship victory right now, and if you don’t believe me then you can just take a look for yourself.
(SOSA points at the titantron, and after a few seconds it lights up as Chris watches.)
[SCREENBAR – Last week’s Dynasty.)
(The video shows the tag team match between Chris Elite and SOSA Henderson versus IDOL-GUN. Hikari had just attempted her BRIGHTSTAR uranage, but Chris Elite managed to counter it.)
Stew-O: CHRIS SLIPS OUT OF IT THOUGH AS HE ROLLS BACK AND CONNECTS WITH OPEN YA MATA! HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR AND TAKES HIKARI DOWN WITH THE JUMPING KNEE STRIKE AS THIS IS THE ADVANTAGE THAT HE NEEDED TO GET BACK INTO THIS MATCH NOW! Chris isn’t going for the pin though as he seems to be taking a quick glance at SOSA who is catching his breath on the apron.
(Chris turns to ringside and points at both Xavier and Harlow who look to be minding their business watching the match)
Chris Elite: (Off-Mic) You want to see the Unified Tag Team Champions in action? Well you better get used to us as Champions once we smack the shit out of these two bozos.
(Xavier and Harlow collectively roll their eyes)
Flannery McCoy: Chris making his way towards the center of the ring as he grabs Hikari and holds her up, I think both of them are setting up for the finish right here! SOSA entering into the ring despite not being tagged in seeing exactly what Chris is looking for, AS HE RUNS FORWARD GOING FOR A SPEAR TO HIKARI TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE MAT WHILE CHRIS HOLDS HER UP! THIS COULD BE WHAT IT TAKES TO SECURE THE VICTORY!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! WAIT! HIKARI MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS SOSA SPEARS CHRIS INSTEAD! SOSA is sitting up in realization now as he looks shocked, BUT HE DOESN’T HAVE MUCH TIME TO THINK AS MIKU THROWS HIM OUT OF THE RING! BEFORE FOLLOWING UP TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT GOING THROUGH THE ROPES WITH A SUICIDE DIVE!
Stew-O: Chris is beginning to stir as he definitely didn’t expect that to happen. But look at his face, he looks absolutely pissed! BUT HIKARI ISN’T GOING TO LET HIM PROCESS IT FOR LONG! AS SHE GRABS HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO ALLELUIA! NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB CONNECTS AS CHRIS IS KNOCKED OUT COLD! HIKARI ROLLING CHRIS ONTO HIS BACK AND HOOKING THE LEG! COULD IDOL-GUN RETAIN THEIR TITLES RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(As IDOL-GUN celebrates their Championship defense, the titantron turns off. SOSA looks back at Chris Elite, who hasn’t said a word just yet. SOSA just shakes his head as Chris’ silence.)
SOSA Henderson: So what’s that about, huh? You coulda won the match right then and there. You could’ve won the Unified Tag Titles for us, and what did you do instead? You went to go talk shit to Harlow and Xavier. You had us go for a tag team move when you had Hikari down and out. You got overzealous, and THAT cost us the match. We coulda been heading into Pain for Pride defending the Unified Tag Team Championships, and YOU fucked up. Your dumbass set up that match all so you could go and fuck it up, and THAT’S why you don’t have a spot at Pain for Pride. That’s why you’re here bitching and moaning right now. I don’t know about you, but I’m not about to sit around and bitch over some Unified Tag Title match loss, especially when I know that I’mma find my way on the Pain for Pride card anyway. We’re going into the biggest show of the year and there’s no way you could have that without SOSA Henderson, but you? With the way you’re going I wouldn’t be surprised to see you sit out of Pain for Pride altogether, all ‘cause your bitchass wanna let some loss get to you, a loss YOU caused. YOU should’ve done better on Dynasty. YOU should’ve finished the match while you had the chance. You could’ve been the reason we became Unified Tag Team Champions and instead you were the reason we lost. You’re not about to try and blame me for your mistakes when the entire world saw you screw us over. You had one job and you fucked it up.
Chris Elite: I had faith in you. I CHOSE you to be my tag team partner in that match, and we lost. That’s not on me. I knew exactly what we were dealing with on Dynasty, but clearly you didn’t even though you faced them before. You should’ve done way better out there. You should’ve actually helped get the job done. We shouldn’t even be doing this right now, but we are and it’s because YOU couldn’t do your part. You dropped the ball. You fucked up, and now I’m having to pay the price for it.
SOSA Henderson: You’re right, you did choose me. You’re the reason I was in that match. That’s not where you fucked up. You fucked up when you turned your attention to Harlow and Xavier. You fucked up when you decided what you did to Hikari wasn’t enough and tried to add insult to injury. You fucked up when you didn’t just finish the job while you had the chance, and now you’re fucking up even more trying to blame me for your mistakes. You knew damn well what you were doing when you chose me as your tag team partner. You know just how good I am Chris. You know that I had what it took to get the job done, and if I were in your shoes I wouldn’t have wasted my fucking time trying to taunt people who aren’t even in the damn match. I would’ve finished Hikari off and won us the titles. I would’ve made sure she didn’t have the chance to come back into the match. I would’ve made sure I didn’t slip up the same way you did last week.
Chris Elite: Easy as hell to say that now, but you saw what happened once we were actually in the ring. YOU went and speared me when I was supposed to be your fucking partner, and YOU cost me the Unified Tag Team Championships. I don’t know about you SOSA, but I’m not about to miss Pain for Pride all because of a shitty tag team partner. If I want a Pain for Pride match I can have it. If I want a Championship match I can have it. I can do whatever the fuck I want thanks to my Gawd Contract. Shit, you better watch who the fuck you’re speaking to. I gave you a Championship match, just imagine what I could take away.
(As Chris finishes speaking, a grin appears on SOSA Henderson’s face.)
SOSA Henderson: :mjlol: Motherfucker, I’m from Philly. I don’t care.
Stew-O: SOSA HENDERSON JUST HIT CHRIS ELITE IN THE JAW WITH THE MICROPHONE! CHRIS ELITE WAS CAUGHT OFF GUARD WITH A SHOT WITH THE MICROPHONE, AND NOW SOSA HENDERSON TAKES CHRIS DOWN! SOSA HENDERSON IS ALL OVER CHRIS ELITE, AND I DON’T THINK CHRIS SAW THIS COMING! CHRIS HAS BEEN BLAMING SOSA HENDERSON FOR THEIR TAG TITLE MATCH LOSS THIS ENTIRE TIME, AND IT LOOKS LIKE SOSA HEARD ENOUGH!
Jake Mercer: CHRIS ELITE PUSHES SOSA OFF OF THEM, AND NOW BOTH MEN GET BACK UP TO THEIR FEET! CHRIS ELITE WITH THE BOX OFFICE SMASH- NO! THE BOX OFFICE SMASH DOESN’T CONNECT! SOSA HENDERSON MANAGED TO DUCK UNDER IT, AND NOW HE HITS CHRIS WITH A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN, IMMEDIATELY DROPPING HIM TO THE MAT! CHRIS ELITE IS DOWN!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think SOSA’s finished though! He’s calling for Chris to get back to his feet! Chris Elite is slowly stirring, AND NOW SOSA HENDERSON RUNS THE ROPES BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE SPEAR! SOSA Henderson just cut Chris in half with that spear, and this time it was definitely on purpose!
(With the virtual crowd exploding after SOSA’s attack, SOSA Henderson picks up the microphone and stands over Chris Elite.)
SOSA Henderson: You need a Pain for Pride opponent? You got one, bitch.
Stew-O: DID SOSA HENDERSON JUST SAY HE’LL FACE CHRIS ELITE AT PAIN FOR PRIDE!?
Flannery McCoy: Oh my God, this is huge! Chris and SOSA in a match at Pain for Pride, these are two former World Champions! The fans are going wild after that excitement, and I don’t blame them!
Jake Mercer: Yeah, but Chris Elite doesn’t look too happy right now. He barely even looks conscious :lupe:.
(‘Faneto’ picks back up, and the virtual fans are actually cheering after SOSA’s big Pain for Pride match announcement. SOSA drops the microphone on top of Chris Elite, and he begins to make his way out of the ring. Chris is inside of the ring, holding his stomach after SOSA delivered that huge spear, and as the virtual fans continue to cheer and SOSA makes his way out of the area, Dynasty fades away from ringside.)
(A commercial is shown for the unofficial Elite Answers Wrestling Discord server! Starring Chris Elite)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as the camera fades back into the World 1 Theatre. It takes a quick cut over to ringside as ‘Shock The World’ by Lloyd Banks is heard faintly playing in the background. Ronn Banks is seen with his legs crossed sitting on a steel chair with a smile on his face. He has his arms crossed looking interested to see what’s going to happen in this match as the camera transitions over to Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face as she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a TAG TEAM MATCH!!! And it is a bout scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Don Life’ by Big Sean ft. Lil Wayne plays up to the loud cheers of the crowd as The Visual Prophet makes his way out to the stage in an energetic fashion. He looks around for a moment before gyrating his hips at the center of the stage, focusing in on the ring as he makes his way down the ramp and to the ring from there)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… residing in Engadine, Michigan… weighing in at 265 pounds… THE VISUAL PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week Viz showed up on Dynasty and started a brawl between him and Charlie Marr and Veena Adams of Ad Infinitum. Helping out The Beloved Brother, Dr Angelo D’Angelo, and also vouching for StarrStan in the process.
Flannery McCoy: Well if Starr wanted the perfect opposition to put his job on the line he might’ve just found them. Especially Viz, he’s shown that he’s one of the best that Friday Night Dynasty can offer countless times, and I’m sure he’s going to prove that tonight as well.
Jake Mercer: I too agree with The Beloved Brother. Take it from me! A man of culture, The Visual Prophet has the tools and the skills to fight the better fight! I have no doubt Viz will deliver!
(Viz circles around the ring before sliding in with a smirk on his face. He gets up and poses at the center before running up to the top rope and spreading his arms out with a bright smile on his face. He from there jumps off the top and makes his way over to his corner, getting ready as ‘Don Life’ fades out from there)
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P ft. Killer Mike & Despot blasts through the speakers of the arena to the mixed reaction of the crowd as Lethal Consequences makes his way out to the stage nonchalantly with a straight look on his face. He doesn’t waste time with any theatrics as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: And his partner… from Oakland, California… weighing in at 230 pounds… THE INEVITABLE… LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: And as for LC I’m sure D’Angelo doesn’t take so kindly working together with him but he’s shown his stripes these past few weeks and his disdain against Charlie and Veena. Having helped attacking the both of them these past 2 weeks, there’s no doubt LC is ready for Pain For Pride.
Flannery McCoy: The duo of LC and Viz is one vicious team if I do say so myself. Starr has entrusted his General Manager role in his hands and it’s up to them to deliver, I have no doubt that they can do just that. And they’re about to show just how good of a team they are by going for the win tonight!
Jake Mercer: Oh man! The duo is complete! There they are! In the flesh! None other than THA GRANDMASTERS themselves! Put some respect on their names, and get used to it! You might be looking at your new Unified Tag Team Champions right here!
(LC makes his way up the steel steps and enters into the ring as he climbs up to the top rope and raises his hands in the air with a straight look on his face. He does the same thing on each of the turnbuckles before making his way over to his corner. He begins to warn up as ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ then fades out from there)
(‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell plays up to the loud cheers of the crowd as Adam Lucas makes his way out to the stage. He has a smile as he looks around with the PURE Championship around his waist, unbuckling it as he raises it high in the air with both of his hands. He then brings it down to his side, throwing it over his shoulder as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: And their opponents, first… from New York…. weighing in at 231 pounds… he is the PURE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!! THE NEXT LEVEL… ADAM LUCAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: I’m sure we all know what’s been happening with the PURE Champion, Adam Lucas these past few weeks. Having found himself embroiled into a battle against the Chairman of this company, Adam decided that he wasn’t going to go quietly. Looking to strike a nerve with his Pain For Pride opponent, enlisting the help of Ronn Banks by reinstating him into the Board of Directors here in EAW.
Flannery McCoy: It’s one that’s had it’s effects on this already tense rivalry and Adam knows that. He wants to prove that Gawd targeted the wrong man and all that’s left is to execute at Pain For Pride. But first, he does have a very interesting match coming up very soon.
Jake Mercer: It’s Adam Lucas guys! I’m sure he can handle it! Did you know he has a horse as a pet?! I wouldn’t be shocked if I saw him riding that beauty into the arena at Pain For Pride! It’ll be glorious if that happens let me tell you that.
(Adam stands at the bottom of the ramp before making his way up the steps and into the ring. He takes his PURE Championship as he raises it high in the air with a smile on his face as the crowd continues to cheer him. He brings his title down as he takes a look at it before handing it over to the ref and making his way over to his corner. Getting ready for the matchup and task at hand as ‘You Know My Name’ fades out and Adam waits patiently in his corner, frankly curious about what’s going to happen next)
(And to his surprise, ‘Value’ by A$AP Ferg blasts through the speakers of the arena to the loud cheers of the crowd. And henceforth coming out of the billowing smoke, is none other than Mr. DEDEDE with a stern look on his face. He takes a good look around the arena before focusing his attention back onto the ring. He takes a moment, looking up and closing his eyes before he hypes himself up making his way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: And his partner… residing in The Ryan Adams estate of Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic… weighing in at 218 pounds… HE IS THE CHAIRMAN OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING… MR. DEDEDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well last week DEDEDE came out and have some interesting words to say towards Adam and Banks to end the show. Saying that Adam Lucas is part of a list of disgraced PURE Champions and will surely be the last, and he’s definitely elaborated on that.
Flannery McCoy: The inclusion of the Hardcore Championship is one that surely adds much more prestige and importance into the Pain For Pride match between him and Adam. But now, we find ourselves in a very complicated predicament. The two of them find themselves in in-ring competition as partners. :lupe: I’m sure that’s not going to be pleasant.
Jake Mercer: Weren’t they the best of friends before? Why can’t they just channel that energy and co-exist?
Stew-O: It doesn’t work like that…
Jake Mercer: Well then obviously they’re not built differently like myself.
(DEDEDE slides into the ring as he takes a good look at all the competitors in the ring. He nods his head slowly as he gets back up to his feet and climbs the top rope, spreading his arms out before he slicks back his hair and jumps back down to the canvas. DEDEDE makes his way over to his corner and gets ready, not bothering to even make eye contact with his partner, simply leaving the ring and standing on the apron implying the gameplan. After a while, ‘Value’ fades out and the ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this highly anticipated tag team matchup is underway! Lethal Consequences is starting it off for-
Jake Mercer: THA GRANDMASTERS!
Stew-O: … his team, and Adam Lucas is starting it off for his own. Adam knows the red lights that show up with DEDEDE as his partner but he seems determined to do this on his own if he has to. Right away Adam and LC are starting this off with a collar-and-elbow tieup! Both of them are jockeying for position as Adam manages to get the better of the Hall of Famer and push him towards the ropes! Ultimately the ref forces a rope break, but LC right out of the gate grabs Adam by his arm and sends him to the opposite pair of ropes with an Irish whip! BEFORE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A KNEE STRIKE TO HIS GUT!
Flannery McCoy: Adam sliding down to a seated position, acknowledging the sudden offense by LC before getting back up to his feet. Both of them are once again circling around, but Adam runs forward and sends LC into an Irish whip of his own towards the turnbuckles! Before running towards him and connecting with a chop to his chest which you could hear all throughout the World 1 Theatre! Adam grabbing him by his head and throwing him down to the center of the ring! LC rolling forward and landing on a knee, AS ADAM FROM BEHIND GRABS HIM AND GOES FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: But LC uses the momentum to slip out and take Adam down to the mat with an takedown! LC back up to his feet as Adam himself rolls up to a knee in response. Both of these competitors are playing it safe right now as both of them are making their way towards one another once again. ADAM GOING UNDER AS HE TAKES LC DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! LC rolling onto his back, BUT ADAM IS BACK UP GRABBING LC AND POPPING HIM UP INTO A POWERBOMB ATTEMPT! But LC is making sure that doesn’t happen once again using the momentum to his advantage, escaping the position he’s in and landing on his feet! Adam is taken by surprise, BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING LC TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI!
Stew-O: Adam grabbing his head fighting through the pain as he pulls himself back up to his feet. LC waiting for him to get back up to his feet, RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND BACK LOOKING TO TAKE HIM BACK DOWN WITH A DROPKICK! But Adam pushes the legs away as LC falls flat to the ground! LC scrambling up to his feet as Adam shakes off the pain, SPINNING AROUND AND CONNECTING WITH A DISCUS FOREARM TO DROP LC DOWN TO A KNEE! LC trying to recover grabbing his head in pain, BUT ADAM ALREADY HAS HIM UP TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A SPINEBUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: LC is aching right now but is already grabbing onto the ropes to help himself up to his feet, BUT ADAM HAS HIM BY THE ARM AS HE SENDS A KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HIS GUT! LC drops down to a knee, BEFORE ADAM FOLLOWS UP AND GOES FOR A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! But LC slips out and shoves Adam away, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND TAKING ADAM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A FOREARM SMASH! Adam dropping down to a seated position, AS LC PICKS HIM RIGHT BACK UP AND DROPS HIM INTO A NECKBREAKER TO FOLLOW UP!
Jake Mercer: LC managing to turn the tables as he brings Adam up and sends him into an Irish whip towards a corner, BEFORE FOLLOWING UP RUNNING TOWARDS HIM GOING FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! But Adam moves out of the way just in time! LC backs himself against the corner, BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO ANYTHING ADAM SENDS A SHOULDER THRUST INTO THE ABDOMEN OF THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! LC is hurting right now but quickly responds connecting with a axe handle to the back of Adam’s head! LC shoving him down to the center of the ring as he climbs up to the top rope! LEAPING OFF AND TAKING ADAM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A FLYING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! LC going for a pin attempt!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO-
Stew-O: BUT ADAM KICKS OUT! It’s going to take a lot more to keep the PURE Champion down for the count.
Flannery McCoy: LC sitting up and already on the attack mounting Adam and going for punches towards his face! Adam trying to block as much as he can but LC is relentless in his assault! Adam finally managing to shove him away as LC backs up, BUT FOLLOWS IT UP GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE WHILE ADAM IS GETTING UP! LC grabbing Adam and bringing him back up to his feet, but Adam is fighting back with elbows towards his gut trying to loosen his grip! BEFORE GRABBING HIS HEAD AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
(LC is taken down as Adam grabs him and takes advantage, bringing him towards his corner presumably going for the tag. To his surprise, DEDEDE is holding out his hand willing to be tagged in. Ronn Banks looks on from ringside curiously as Adam sighs)
TAG!
Jake Mercer: TAG TO DEDEDE! But LC as he shoves Adam away from his grip and is immediately back into this match! LC grabbing DEDEDE and throwing him towards the ropes, AS LC GOES FOR A KNEE LIFT! BUT DEDEDE GOES OVER HIS KNEE AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A RUNNING CROSSBODY! DEDEDE rolling up to a knee, LC grabbing his gut and following suit. Both of them are back up to their feet and right back into the action. DEDEDE stepping forward and connecting with a forearm, but LC responds with one back! DEDEDE with another, but LC takes him by surprise and follows up with a gut kick! Before LC grabs DEDEDE by his arm and takes him down to the mat with an Arm Drag!
Stew-O: DEDEDE taken down to the mat but quickly slides up to a knee once more, GETTING BACK UP AND GOING FOR A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! But before it can connect LC manages to sidestep it and throw DEDEDE to the ropes, BUT DEDEDE TURNS IT AROUND BY GRABBING THE ROPES AND TAKING LC DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SCOOP SLAM! DEDEDE running to the ropes to follow up, BEFORE DROPPING A CORKSCREW ELBOW DROP ONTO HIS CHEST!
Flannery McCoy: LC trying to get a gasp of air but DEDEDE already has him back up to his feet, GOING FOR ANOTHER SCOOP SLAM! But LC manages to drop his weight and slip out and behind him, AS LC CONNECTS WITH A CHOP BLOCK TO THE BACK OF DEDEDE’S KNEECAP! That hurt DEDEDE a ton as he drops down to a knee, LC TAKING ADVANTAGE AND GRABBING DEDEDE GOING FOR LOWDOWN! SPINEBUSTER ATTEMPT!
Jake Mercer: BUT DEDEDE MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND INTO A BEAUTIFUL TORNADO DDT COUNTER! DEDEDE fighting till the very end as he drags himself slowly up to his feet, possibly looking to return the favor. AS HE LEAPS INTO THE AIR LOOKING TO TAKE LC DOWN WITH DEMOLITION! DIAMOND CUTTER!
Stew-O: BUT LC SHOVES DEDEDE AWAY AND TURNS HIM AROUND CONNECTING WITH DEAD EXECUTIVE! STUNNER TAKES THE CHAIRMAN OUT AS LC HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: BUT DEDEDE ISN’T DONE JUST YET! KICK OUT!
Jake Mercer: LC seeing this but I think he’s going for the next best thing, bringing DEDEDE up and grabbing him by the arm! Sending him into an Irish whip and looking to tag in his fellow Grandmaster into this match!
TAG!
Stew-O: TAG IN TO THE VISUAL PROPHET! Viz entering right into the ring as LC grabs DEDEDE and sends him into an Irish whip towards the ropes! AS BOTH LC AND VIZ TAKE HIM DOWN WITH DOUBLE BACK ELBOWS! DEDEDE is being put through the wringer at the moment as he’s retreating out to the apron and getting himself up to his feet. BUT VIZ ALREADY HAS AHOLD OF HIM LOOKING TO GET HIM BACK INTO THE RING WITH A BIG SUPLEX! But before it can connect DEDEDE manages to slip out! DEDEDE running towards Viz now, BUT VIZ MEETS HIM WITH A SHOULDER TACKLE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE is taken down once more as I’m sure this is not the scenario that Gawd wants to find himself in at the very moment. DEDEDE bringing himself up and backing up in the corner, BUT VIZ RUNS TOWARDS HIM GOING FOR WHAT LOOKS TO BE A BRUTAL SHOULDER THRUST! BUT DEDEDE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY LEAVING VIZ TO CONNECT WITH THE RINGPOST INSTEAD! DEDEDE managing to escape immediate trouble as he grabs Viz and sends him totwards the ropes, FOLLOWING UP WITH A BIG BOOT TO KNOCK HIM DOWN TO A KNEE! BEFORE TRANSITIONING GRABBING HIM AND PLANTING HIM DOWN WITH A DDT!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE managing to turn it into his favor once more as he gets back up to his feet and approaches Viz, LEAPING INTO THE AIR AND CONNECTING WITH A KNEE DROP RIGHT ONTO HIS FACE! I’m sure the strategy DEDEDE is going for right here is keeping Viz down for the timebeing but I don’t know how long that’s going to last considering Viz is slowly persisting and continuing to heave himself up to his feet. DEDEDE RUNNING TOWARDS HIM THOUGH WHILE VIZ IS KNEELING GOING FOR A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE TO HIS SKULL!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AND TURN IT AROUND INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX! But DEDEDE saw it coming as he sends a back elbow towards the nose of Viz to force him to let go! DEDEDE turning around as he runs towards Viz, BUT VIZ MANAGES TO CATCH HIM AND TAKE HIM DOWN WITH A BIG DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX! VIZ HOOKING THE LEG AND GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT DEDEDE MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE!
Jake Mercer: The Grandmasters are surely giving the Chairman a hard time in this matchup! Viz is circling around once more before grabbing DEDEDE and bringing him up to his feet, before sending him into an Irish whip! AS VIZ ATTEMPTS TO TAKE DEDEDE DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A DROPKICK! But that’s avoided as DEDEDE manages to move out of the way of it before it can connect! Viz scrambling up to his feet, BUT NOT BEFORE DEDEDE SPINS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A SPINNING BACK FIST TO TAKE VIZ DOWN TO THE MAT BEFORE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!
Stew-O: DEDEDE is right back up to his feet as Viz is clearly stunned. Staggering up to his feet not expecting the Chairman to be waiting for him! AS DEDEDE GOES FOR A SPEAR ATTEMPT! SPEAR INCOMING!
Flannery McCoy: But Viz manages to leapfrog over it! DEDEDE slides down to the ground but is right back up as he runs towards Viz! BUT VIZ POPS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND GOES FOR THE PROPHET DRIVER! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER INCOMING! WILL IT CONNECT!
Jake Mercer: NO! AS DEDEDE MANAGES TO SLIP OUT OF THE FIREMAN’S CARRY AND TURN IT INTO DEMOLITION! THE CUTTER TAKES VIZ DOWN IN AN IMPRESSIVE COUNTER BY DEDEDE AS HE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT RIGHT HERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEE-
Stew-O: BUT VIZ GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Flannert McCoy: DEDEDE accepting the facts as he’s right back up to his feet and grabbing the arm of VIz bringing him up with him, as he sends him into an Irish whip towards the ropes! LOOKING TO CATCH HIM WITH A STANDING CROSSBODY! BUT VIZ ROLLS THROUGH AND CATCHES HIM AS HE POPS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A MILITARY PRESS SLAM!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE is taken down but is brought right back up and sent into the corner by Viz, AS VIZ RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND GOES FOR A SPLASH TO CRUSH HIM IN THE CORNER! BUT DEDEDE MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY TURNING IT AROUND AND SENDING A KNEE TO THE GUT OF VIZ! DEDEDE attempting an Irish whip to the opposite corner, but Viz turns it around and sends DEDEDE into one of his own! DEDEDE is backed up as-
TAG!
Stew-O: ADAM LUCAS TAGS HIMSELF IN!
Flannery McCoy: Look at the look of shock on DEDEDE’s face! He thought he had it right there but I don’t think Adam really cares! Entering into the ring, RUNNING FORWARD AND IN AN INSTANT TAKING VIZ DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A BIG CLOTHESLINE! Viz stumbling back up to his feet, BUT ADAM ISN’T LETTING HIM CATCH A BREAK AS HE CONNECTS WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK TO TAKE VIZ DOWN TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Adam is back up to his feet as he waits for Viz to get back up, BEFORE GOING FOR A HIP TOSS! GOING FOR THE CRADLE PILEDRIVER! But Viz manages to slip out of it fighting through the pain! Both of them are back up to their feet as Viz runs towards him, BUT ADAM DUCKS UNDER WHATEVER HE HAS PLANNED AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A NECKBREAKER! Viz sits right back up, BUT IS BEING MET WITH A RUNNING KNEE STRIKE COURTESY OF THE PURE CHAMPION!
Stew-O: BUT VIZ GRABS HIM AS HE’S RUNNING TOWARDS HIM AND THROWS HIM UP INTO THE AIR AND DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH A BIG BACK BODY DROP! That had to hurt Adam as he stumbles up to his feet, unknowing of what Viz has planned for him. BUT VIZ RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND GOING FOR THE KISS TO THE HEAD! BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE COULD TAKE ADAM OUT FOR THE COUNT!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ADAM CATCHES HIM WHILE HE’S RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND DROPS VIZ DOWN INTO THE POP-UP POWERBOMB!
Jake Mercer: BUT VIZ WITH ENERGY UNHEARD OF ROLLS UP TO HIS FEET AND TAKES ADAM DOWN WITH A KISS TO THE HEAD! BULLHAMMER ELBOW STRIKE CONNECTS AS BOTH VIZ AND ADAM DROP DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: Both of them are reaching out as I think we know they’re next best option in front of them, and that’s tag out to their partners before things go south for either of them! Adam needs to reach for the tag as he knows the stakes! But the question is if DEDEDE is going to be compliant with that or not? Meanwhile Viz is trying his best to reach for the tag now! Both of these teams are looking for the hot tag! Could this be the turning point of this match!
TAG!
Flannery McCoy: TAG TO LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! WAIT! WHAT THE HELL?!
(While Viz tags LC in, Adam leaps to do the same with DEDEDE. But before he can do that DEDEDE jumps off of the apron with a smirk on his face. He holds his hands up innocently looking left and right at both Adam Lucas and Ronn Banks. Ronn definitely looks disgruntled, but it’s not like he didn’t see it coming. Adam blinks his eyes a few times as he balls his hands into a fist and slams the canvas. He said it himself, he was contempt with fighting both of them himself, that seems to be the scenario that he’s in right now)
Jake Mercer: Adam is exhausted but clearly has to fight on, this wouldn’t have happened if DEDEDE didn’t leave him to dry but look at the circumstances now! Adam is stumbling towards LC as he grabs him and throws him towards the ropes, I think setting him up for the finish right here! POPPING HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND GOING FOR A POP-UP POWERBOMB!
Stew-O: BUT LC SLIPS OUT AND TURNS IT INTO DEAD EXECUTIVE! THE STUNNER TAKES ADAM DOWN TO THE GROUND! LC looking to finish this off instead of going for the pin, patiently waiting for Adam to get back up to his feet. Adam is trying his best to pull himself back up but the pain has to be absolutely agonizing for him! He’s up, AS LC GOES FOR THE PATENTED LCR! SPINNING BACK ELBOW-
(‘Trust Nobody’ by Killy plays up as the crowd reacts with thunderous boos)
Flannery McCoy: Here we go…
(Veena Adams quickly runs out to the stage with a mic in her hand as she’s yelling at the competitors in the ring, more specifically LC and Viz. Both of them look confused as it’s clear, kind of, what Veena is yelling)
Veena Adams: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING REF?! THIS IS A FUCKING MISTRIAL!
The VIsual Prophet & Lethal Consequences: (Off-Mic) :dahell:!!!
Veena Adams: STOP THE MATCH! STOP THE DAMN MATCH!
(Viz and LC look at one another before simply shrugging their shoulders as both of them collectively make their way out of the ring, leaving Adam Lucas to his lonesome. They look to be attacking Veena who shakes her head and continues to yell in her mic aggressively)
Jake Mercer: BUT HERE COMES CHARLIE MARR! AS HE COMES OUT WITH THE SAVE AS BOTH HIM AND VEENA HAVE SPARKED A BRAWL BETWEEN THEMSELVES AND THEIR FUTURE PAIN FOR PRIDE OPPONENTS! THE REF LOOKS TO BE RINGING THE BELL FOR A DISQUALIFICATION!
Stew-O: BUT BEFORE HE CAN DO THAT! LOOK WHAT’S HAPPENING HERE! WHILE EVERYTHING ELSE IS HAPPENING ADAM LUCAS IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION AS HE FLIES THROUGH THE ROPES AND COMPLETELY FLATTENS MR. DEDEDE AT RINGSIDE WITH A SUICIDE DIVE! A BRAWL HAS SPILLED OUT BETWEEN THE TWO PAIN FOR PRIDE OPPONENTS NOW AS I DON’T THINK THE REF HAS MUCH OF A CHOICE IN THIS SCENARIO!
(DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the ref has determined this match to be a no contest!
Flannery McCoy: That’s great and all Stephie but we have more interesting matters on hand right now, the absolute brawl that’s unfolding before our very eyes!
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE AND ADAM ARE COMPLETELY HAMMERING AWAY ON ONE ANOTHER! AD INFINITUM AND LC AND VIZ ARE FIGHTING ONE ANOTHER AS WELL AS YOU CAN SEE STARRSTAN RUNNING OUT TO SPLIT UP THE SITUATION! BRINGING OUT SECURITY AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE TO DELIVER A SLIVER OF ORDER!
Stew-O: And I can just imagine the struggle it might be to manage that, but it looks to be working! Security has managed to successfully split away each of the competitors as the brawl has come to an end! Two different PFP matches and the same amount of intensity and hatred put into it! You could imagine exactly how this is going to be at The Stairway to Immortality!
(The camera pans all throughout the World 1 Theatre as there’s a whole lot of yelling which is drowning out the crowd’s reaction towards them. DEDEDE and Adam are still trying to get their hands on one another from a distance while Viz, LC, Charlie, and Veena are all yelling very profane remarks at one another. They’re all collectively escorted away as that’s the last shot seen before Dynasty fades out to commercial break from there)
(A commercial is shown for Thor: Love And Thunder starring Jake Smith who snuck into set and is pretending he’s Chris Hemsworth. Uncanny resemblance :wow:)
(Dynasty comes back from its final commercial break of the night as Stephie Love is seen at the center of the ring with a smile on her face as she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill blasts through the speakers of the arena to the boos of the crowd as Xander Payne makes his way out to the stage with the World Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder. The virtual crowd continues to show their displeasure but Xander simply shrugs it off as he takes his World Heavyweight Championship and raises it high in the air before he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 263 pounds… he is the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!! THE PAYNEKILLER… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week was surely devastating, for some reason, for the World Heavyweight Champion. Taking the time to berate Impact’s 9 reigns as World Champion, the whole circumstance was turned on its head as Impact revealed that he had burned his custom made sneakers to a crisp!
Flannery McCoy: I’m sure Xander is coming out here to take out his anger on his opponent tonight. It’s been a while since he’s been in in-ring competition and he’s made it known that he’s been dying to wrestle in the ring heading into Pain For Pride. And here it is, the question is can he pull off the win tonight?
Jake Mercer: Frankly Xander should’ve used the time off that he’s had to go to the gym. Or if he could, go on a diet. It would be very beneficial and at the end of the day, would be one thing that he atleast has over Impact.
(Xander stands at the bottom of the ramp basking in the boos as he looks at his title before circling around the ring and making his way up the steps. He looks out at the virtual crowd for a moment on the apron before entering into the ring. Xander takes his title as he looks at it before raising it high in the air with a smirk on his face. Xander from there turns around and makes his way over to his corner, getting ready as ‘It Follows’ fades out from there)
(‘Bad Guy’ by Morrisson blasts through the speakers of the arena as the crowd continues to boo for Charlie Marr and Veena Adams as both of them make their way out to the stage. They stand side by side as Charlie looks towards Veena, both sharing the same expressions of devious intent as Charlie makes his way down the ramp from there, Veena following close behind as well as both of them make their way to the ring))
Stephie Love: And his opponent… being accompanied to the ring by Veena Adams… from Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom… weighing in at 240 pounds… THE CONSCIENCE OF EAW… CHARLIE MARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week had to be unpleasant for both Charlie and Veena. Getting the Pain For Pride news that Ad Infinitum has to face the team of Lethal Consequences and The Visual Prophet, with Veena’s Co-General Manager job on the line. You can tell the stakes are high but it wasn’t Veena’s intentions for it to get to that point at all!
Flannery McCoy: Well with that chip on their shoulder regardless Charlie walks into in-ring action tonight. And imagine how impressive it would be especially heading into Pain For Pride if he could say by the end of the day that he beat the World Heavyweight Champion? That’s something I’m sure he’d want under his belt.
Jake Mercer: I’m surprised nobody likes to compare Charlie Marr to myself. Obviously we both have a very luscious beard, but his isn’t close to mine! He needs to trim and care for his beard and that’s why if he stops ignoring my calls, he can get one step closer to perfection!
(Charlie makes his way up the steps and onto the apron as he enters into the ring, Veena cheering him on from ringside. Charlie stands at the center of the ring as he spreads his arms out to the boos of the crowd in response to the bearded elitist. He simply shakes his head as he makes his way over to his corner and gets ready as ‘Bad Guy’ fades out and the ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as our main event and Grand Rampage rematch is underway! RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE CHARLIE GOES FOR A RUNNING LARIAT TO THE HEAD OF XANDER! But Xander ducks under it and throws him towards the ropes, BEFORE GOING FOR A BIG BOOT TOWARDS HIS HEAD! Which Charlie manages to duck under, GRABBING XANDER AND LIFTING HIM UP AS HE DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX! Xander grabbing his neck but he’s already up to a knee, CHARLIE ISN’T SETTLING FOR THAT AS HE GOES FOR A KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS THE FACE OF XANDER!
Flannery McCoy: But Xander grabs the knee, TURNING IT AROUND AND TAKING CHARLIE DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A DRAGON SCREW! Xander keeping ahold of Charlie’s leg, AS HE FLIPS HIM OVER AND POPS HIM UP INTO A SUPLEX! But Charlie drops his weight immediately going for punches towards the abdomen to force Xander to let go of the hold! Xander backs up, as Charlie sends a stiff forearm to his head to create distance! Xander keeps his ground, as he goes for a knee strike! But Charlie moves out of the way, AS HE GRABS HIS HEAD FROM BEHIND AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A REVERSE DDT!
Jake Mercer: Xander landing right on his neck as he attempts to roll towards the ropes but Charlie already has his arm, dragging him up to his feet. AS CHARLIE WINDS HIM UP AND GOES FOR A RIPCORD LARIAT! But Xander manages to duck under and end up behind Charlie, GOING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! But Charlie with a back elbow forces Xander to release his hold before he can execute the move! Charlie turning around looking to follow up, but Xander grabs him and sends a knee towards his gut to drop Charlie down to a knee! Charlie attempting to get back up to his feet, BUT XANDER GRABS HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SWIFT RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!
Stew-O: Charlie is surely in pain but is already getting himself up to a knee, AS XANDER GRABS HIM AND GOES FOR A DDT! But Charlie pushes him against the ropes and sends him into an Irish whip, AS HE CATCHES HIM WITH A BACK ELBOW TO HIS FACE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Charlie has had the advantage so far as the World Heavyweight Champion has to find a way to recover for the timebeing. BUT HE CAN’T THINK FOR LONG AS CHARLIE GRABS HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A BIG SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: You can tell that the pent up anger from Grand Rampage is still seething inside of Charlie as Veena at ringside is just loving every bit of it! Xander is attempting to recover but Charlie already brings him back up to his feet, BEFORE GOING FOR A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! But Xander sends a punch to the face of Charlie forcing him to let go and separate from him! Charlie grabbing his face but already making a move, AS XANDER STEPS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK TO HIS JAW TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Both of these competitors are surely giving it their all looking to make an impact tonight. Xander making his way over to Charlie as he brings him up to his feet and sends him towards the corner with an Irish whip, BEFORE RUNNING TOWARDS HIM AND CONNECTING WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO HIS JAW TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Charlie dragging himself backwards hoping to prop himself up against the corner, but it’s Xander brings him back up and sends another devastating European Uppercut to his jaw for good measure!
Stew-O: Xander is getting back into this match but how long can he keep this momentum? Xander quickly Irish whipping him towards the opposite corner, BEFORE RUNNING TOWARDS HIM GOING FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! But Charlie manages to use the ropes and catches him with a boot towards his face! Xander stumbling backwards and dropping down to a knee, AS CHARLIE CATCHES HIM WHILE HE GETS UP WITH A BIG BOOT TO SEND HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Charlie isn’t done though as he grabs Xander and sets him up, DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BRUTAL SIDEWALK SLAM!
Flannery McCoy: Xander rolling out of the ring and smartly out of harm’s way. But it’s not stopping Charlie from following him as he also rolls out of the ring. CHARLIE FROM BEHIND GRABBING XANDER AS HE PUSHES HIM TOWARDS THE RINGPOST! But Xander manages to move out of the way as Charlie runs right into the ringpost facefirst! And you know Charlie has to be aching because of that, and Xander is going to take advantage of that! XANDER GRABBING CHARLIE AND LIFTING HIM OFF THE MAT DROPPING HIM DOWN ONTO A BACK SUPLEX ONTO THE APRON! Charlie is in a world of hurt as Xander pushes him back into the ring and slides in himself, going for a pin attempt!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT CHARLIE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Stew-O: Charlie isn’t going to let up so easily as Xander is back up to his feet and bringing Charlie up as well. BRINGING HIM UP AND GOING FOR A EMERALD FLOWSION! But Charlie slips off his shoulders as he pushes him towards the ropes, but before he can do anything Xander grabs onto the ropes to stop himself in place! Charlie realizes this and runs forward, BUT XANDER IS GOING FOR OVERDOSE! XANDER LOOKING TO TAKE CHARLIE BY SURPRISE WITH THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT CHARLIE DUCKS UNDER IT AND GRABS XANDER AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BULLDOG! Charlie saving his chances in this match for the timebeing as he’s back up to his feet and ready to return the favor to Xander. AS CHARLIE GRABS HIM AND BRINGS HIM UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SIT OUT POWERBOMB!
Jake Mercer: You can see both of these competitors feeling the fatigue beginning to kick in as Xander continues to persevere and get himself back up to his feet. But Charlie isn’t caving in as he grabs Xander’s arm and sends him to the ropes with another Irish whip! AS CHARLIE GOES FOR A LARIAT, BUT XANDER MANAGES TO SLIP THROUGH IT AND GRAB CHARLIE AS HE SETS HIM UP AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BRUTAL STO! You know that had to hurt Charlie but Xander isn’t stopping as he grabs him and brings him up to his feet, BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP AND DROPPING HIM DOWN HEADFIRST INTO A BRAINBUSTER!
Stew-O: Both of these competitors are putting one another through a war as Xander waits for Charlie to get up to his feet. AS XANDER GOES FOR A RUNNING LARIAT! BUT CHARLIE DUCKS UNDER IT AMD GRABS XANDER! GOING FOR THE HEADMASTER RITUAL! SPINEBUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER SLIPS OUT OF IT AND GRABS CHARLIE BY THE ARM AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH AFTER HOURS! SAITO SUPLEX CONNECTS AS XANDER HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: BUT CHARLIE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Stew-O: You can see a sigh of relief from Veena at ringside as this fight isn’t over just yet. Xander is clearly exhausted but is pushing on in this matchas he’s leaning himself against the ropes. Just knowing he has to do much more to keep the former EAW World Champion down for the count. Xander making his way over and grabbing Charlie as he slowly drags him back up to his feet. Charlie is showing signs of life as he sends forearm after forearm towards the face of Xander but Xander isn’t phased as he throws him against the ropes! GOING FOR LAST SEDATION! POP-UP POWERBOMB ATTEMPT!
Flannery McCoy: But Charlie is fighting out of it! Charlie preventing Xander from executing it as he slams punches down onto the top of his head to make sure that it doesn’t happen! Xander is forced to drop him down to the ground to stop the pain as he runs towards Charlie. BUT IT’S CHARLIE THAT KICKS XANDER IN THE GUT AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A NECKBREAKER! Charlie is clearly trying to fight through the pain and exhaustion that this match is putting on him knowing that he still has ways to go if he wants to get one over on the World Heavyweight Champion. Charlie climbing up to the top rope and positioning himself, waiting for Xander to get up as we know what he might be going for! CHARLIE LEAPING OFF THE TOP AND GOING FOR DEATH OR GLORY! DIVING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!
Jake Mercer: But Xander manages to barely avoid it leaving Charlie to roll up to his feet! Xander turning around and making his way towards Charlie, BUT CHARLIE A STEP AHEAD GRABS XANDER AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH THE HEADMASTER RITUAL! SPINEBUSTER FINALLY CONNECTS AS XANDER HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN! WILL THIS BE IT FOR THIS MATCHUP?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRR-
Stew-O: BUT XANDER GETS THE SHOULDER UP! NOT JUST YET!
(The frustration is beginning to build on the face of Charlie as he slams the mat and gets himself up to his feet. The camera then transitions over to show Veena who clearly seems a little anxious but is still rooting for Charlie seeing that he has the upperhand at the moment)
Flannery McCoy: Charlie leaning against the corner clearly exhausted, but not giving up just yet. The expression on Xander’s face tells it all, if he’s not careful he could meet his end in this matchup right about now. And that might be proven as Charlie is setting him up, HE’S GOING FOR THE CHARING CROSS! DISCUS LARIAT TO XANDER TO SECURE THE VICTORY!
Jake Mercer: But Xander stumbles forward barely avoiding the Lariat! Xander falling against the corner as Charlie turns around and runs towards him trying to recover! But Xander moves out of the way, GRABBING CHARLIE AND THROWING HIM INTO THE RINGPOST SHOULDER FIRST! Charlie has to be aching in pain at this point but I don’t think Xander cares as he’s right back on the offense. Xander grabbing Charlie as he throws him down to the center of the ring and turns around on the spot, RUNNING FORWARD AS HE CRUSHES CHARLIE WITH A RUNNING SENTON AT THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Stew-O: Charlie grabbing his gut as he slowly drags himself towards the corner, trying his best to get back up to his feet but I don’t think he has enough time before Xander continues on his attack! Charlie is seated against the corner, BUT DOESN’T SEE XANDER AS HE RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND GOES FOR INTO THE FIRE! CANNONBALL ATTEMPT!
Flannery McCoy: But Charlie manages to move out of the way leaving Xander to crash into the turnbuckles! Charlie slips out as Xander attempts to scramble out of the corner to the best of his abilities despite the impact surely hurting him! AS CHARLIE CONNECTS WITH CHARING CROSS! CHARING CROSS CONNECTS! CHARLIE DROPS DOWN TO GO FOR THE PIN AS THE REF SLIDES DOWN TO COUNT THE PIN! AND YOU CAN JUST SEE VEENA JUMPING IN EXCITEMENT AT RINGSIDE!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT XANDER GETS THE SHOULDER UP! XANDER KICKS OUT! HOW DID HE EVEN HAVE THE STRENGTH TO DO THAT?!
Stew-O: That’s what it takes to be World Heavyweight Champion! Those are the strides that you have to go to in order to succeed and Xander has it! But Charlie isn’t so happy about that, he’s practically livid at this point! And you could say the same thing about Veena at ringside who seems to be at her breaking point after Xander’s abrupt kick out! As much as Charlie would love to say otherwise, this match is not over just yet!
Flannery McCoy: Charlie is back up to his feet and seems to be contemplating what’s the next step from here. Xander is still down on the mat still trying to recover but is fighting through too much pain at the moment. The only thing that Charlie can really do is captalize as he’s making his way up to the top rope and positioning himself, setting up a possible finish! CHARLIE LEAPING OFF THE TOP ROPE AND GOING FOR TOUCH THE SKY! DOUBLE FOOT STOMP ATTEMPT TO A GROUNDED XANDER!
Jake Mercer: But Xander manages to move out of the way just in time leaving nobody home for Charlie! Charlie stumbles but manages to keep himself up on his feet, BUT IS CAUGHT INTO RIPTIDE! TWISTING BRAINBUSTER CONNECTS!
Stew-O: But Xander isn’t able to captalize on it as both of them are down on the mat. The fatigue has truly began to kick in as Xander is crawling with all of his might to Charlie to making sure that he can go for a pin attempt. But it’s no use, Xander is forced to get back up to his feet as Charlie does the same thing. Charlie is up on a knee as he’s still managing to put up a fight, BUT CHANCES ARE THAT WON’T BE FOR LONG AS XANDER GOES FOR ANOTHER OVERDOSE ATTEMPT! DISCUS PALM STRIKE!
Flanenry McCoy: But Charlie manages to duck under it and run to the ropes, GOING FOR A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE TO TAKE XANDER DOWN TO THE MAT! But Xander manages to duck under that as he turns around and grabs Charlie, GOING FOR A GERMAN SUPLEX! But Charlie manages to land on his feet from behind, AND TAKE DOWN XANDER WITH A LARIAT! Charlie barely managing to keep himself up on his feet but is still trying his best to bring the fight to the World Heavyweight Champion! Xander is slowly getting up as Charlie knows what he has to do now, RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND GOING FOR CHARING CROSS!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! WAIT! LAST SEDATION! XANDER MANAGES TO CATCH HIM AND DROP HIM DOWN INTO THE POP-UP POWERBOMB! LAST SEDATION CONNECTS AS XANDER DROPS DOWN AND HOOKS THE LEG! GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘It Follows’ plays up to the loud boos of the crowd as Xander Payne slowly pulls himself up to a seated position. He’s exhausted and out of breath but musters out a smirk on his face as the ref makes his way over and hands him the World Heavyweight Championship. Xander clutches the title close to his chest as he makes his way up to his feet and takes the title as he raises it high in the air. Xander falls against the corner as he slowly climbs up and looks around at the negative virtual crowd in attendance. With the smirk still plastered on his face he takes his title and raises it in the air continuing his celebration from there)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: What a match that we’ve been able to witness tonight! Both Xander and Charlie laid it all on the line knowing exactly how much this win would mean for the both of them! Xander solidifying his previous defense against Charlie, and Charlie getting revenge for Grand Rampage and getting his win against Xander. But in the end it was a matter of who was going to outlast the other, and that privilege goes to the one and only, World Heavyweight Champion.
Flannery McCoy: Xander continues his reign of dominance heading into Pain For Pride and continues to show exactly why he’s deserving of the title that he has on his shoulders. And you have to ask yourself how Impact feels about this, you know he’s going to have something to say about this in the near future-
(“M3tamorphosis” by Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi suddenly starts to play through the speakers. Xander hurriedly rushes to the ropes closest to the ramp, and just stares intensely at the stage. Impact comes out sarcastically clapping)
Impact: Hey Xander, great show you put on here. Hey calm down.. Calm down, I’m not here to cause any trouble. I just wanted to extend my deepest apologies for what I did last week. See I know what I did was wrong. I ruined your limited edition, custom made, sneakers just last week, and honestly I feel just horrible about it. I burned them to a crisp and I can tell you first hand that there is no salvaging those sneakers. So out of the goodness of my heart, I promise that I will replace them with something else in the future. I gotta say, the more I remembered them, the more the vivid intricate features come rushing back to my mind. They were some interesting sneakers indeed, lots of shit that I’ve never seen on a sneaker. The detail was immaculate, and I didn’t know that they even put that much thought into some rubber, and leather that gets put on your feet. I know you loved to put up selfies of you in the shoes on Twitter, and all that good shit, because you were just so enthralled with them.
(Impact starts walking down the ramp, and up the stairs, then stands on the ring apron)
Impact: So I will do some snooping, get all the details down, and I will get them to you pronto. I will say though, I remember one, very unique detail to them. A detail that can’t be sold in stores.. Unless you’re Lil Nas X.. But your shoes had Human blood on the inside of them. So out of the goodness of my heart, and being the “generous” person that I am, I have decided that I am going to recreate that shoe as accurately as possible. And that one detail, is very crucial I know. I want it to be special for you Xander, because I owe you. I just feel bad about what I did, and I want to make it up to you, So.. I don’t know, the human blood thing could be difficult to come by. Could you imagine someone coming up to you, and simply asking, hey, can I have some of your blood on my shoe? And I don’t want to bother a blood bank, there are people that are in serious need of that, and I can’t take it from them. Hmmmm…
Xander Payne: (Off-Mic) GET IN HERE! IM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!
(Impact gets in the ring, Xander is seething)
Impact: Hey.. Easy now, I’m doing you a favor… Hmmmm where can I find Human blood?? OH! *snap* I got it, I know how to make this shoe exactly how you want it!
Stew-O: XANDER CHARGES AT IMPACT, BUT IMPACT BOUNCES THAT MICROPHONE OVER XANDERS HEAD! He’s now stomping down on Xanders head keeping him down, and defenseless! Impact now picking Xander up! EVISCERATION! Xander seems to be knocked out cold, but that isn’t deterring Impact from stopping this assault. He’s dragging Xanders lifeless body out of the ring, and slumps Xanders body on those metal ring steps!
Flannery McCoy: This doesn’t look good Stew-O, I can see that look in Impacts eyes, it seems like he has some cruel intentions here. OOP guess I was right, he now has a chair! Impact now climbing up those stairs, holding that chair.. But it doesn’t seem like he’s stopping at Xander, what’s he thinking here? He’s going all the way up to the top turnbuckle??? He is! Oh my, it looks like Xander is stirring though, he might be able to get himself out of this predicament!
Jake Mercer: Not so fast Woman! Impact has him right where he wants him! Xander is pushing his head up off of the steps! AND IMPACT JUMPS DOWN FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE STOMPING THAT CHAIR ONTO XANDERS HEAD! A CURBSTOMP! Xander is out, he just flops to the ground as blood is just spurting out of his head. But it still doesn’t seem like Impact is done here. He puts Xanders head back on the steel steps, and he lifts that already bloody chair over his head.. NO! ONE AFTER ANOTHER, IMPACT RELENTLESSLY SLAMMING THAT STEEL CHAIR INTO THE BACK OF XANDERS HEAD! OVER AND OVER AGAIN, THE CHAIR IS SMACKING THE BACK OF XANDERS HEAD AS IT JUST LIES THERE MOTIONLESS ON THE STEEL STEPS! Xander again just falls to the floor unconscious, a pool of his blood is just spreading all around him.
Stew-O: Impact is a psycho! This is just disgusting…
(Impact stands over Xanders lifeless body, and reaches down, getting Xander’s blood on his hand, and just wipes it on his chest as some sort of battle reward. He stands tall over Xander, and raises the chair in the air in celebration as the camera fades to black)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
