Matthew Graham
(EAW intro plays.)
(A recap of last week’s Free-Per-View, Battle of Egypt: Clash in Cairo, is shown for the Dynasty side of things: The Dynasty events start with the highly anticipated Gauntlet match for the New Breed Championship. Andre Walker walks into a treacherous battlefield as against the odds, he beats 9 other people to retain his title and solidify his status in the history books as the longest reigning New Breed Champion in EAW history. Albert Hitchman comes out to congratulate him as he bestows him his New Breed Championship and secures a partnership between the two of them. Chris Elite is then shown walking backstage as he’s met with a familiar face in the form of SOSA Henderson. Both converse with one another even hinting at a potential Tag Team, as they go their separate ways Chris thinks about the potential in being a Pain For Pride headliner and possible Unified Tag Team Champion. The Visual Prophet walks into battle against an admittingly lifelong rival in the form of Drake King. After a brutal back and forth, Drake comes out on top and avenges his Pain For Pride loss last year. Mr. DEDEDE comes out to the ring later on with The President of Egypt as they praise one another before DEDEDE confirms he will be fighting for the PURE Championship at Pain For Pride. Not long after, Adam Lucas comes out to question DEDEDE which leads to a huge brawl which is needed to be separated in the end. Veena Adams has an interview with Michael Belfort next talking about the future of Dynasty. At the end, Dr. Angelo D’Angelo is seen staring menacingly at Veena. And to end the two night event the No Way Out match takes place for an opportunity at the World Heavyweight Championship. And with a highly anticipated match and Tyler Parker as Special Enforcer, none other than Impact comes out on top as he’s confronted by Xander Payne to end the show and thus forth, the recap as well)
(It then transitions over to the World 1 Theatre as the camera pans around at the hyped up crowd as they cheer their lungs out in anticipation for the show tonight. It then goes to the broadcasting team of Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer at ringside as Stew begins to speak after a short while)
Stew-O: Hot off the heels of an excellent Free-Per-View and with a little more than a month to go before we head to the City of Angels for The Stairway to Immortality! Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you tonight to Friday Night Dynasty!!!
Flannery McCoy: And what a show we have lined up for you tonight as our main event is surely one that we all don’t want to miss. Two people who know each other very well are pitted in in-ring competition as The Chairman of EAW, Mr. DEDEDE goes up against EAW Hall of Famer, Cameron Ella Ava in a heated matchup to end the night!
Jake Mercer: And let’s not forget the Cash in The Vault qualifier match that we also have as well. With Limmy Monaghan of Insurgency going up against Jonny Airhart to secure their spot in the Pain For Pride match. And oh my I can’t wait! But what are we going to get out of talking about it? Let’s get right into the action right now!
(“M3tamorphosis” by Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi blares throughout the arena as Impact makes his way through the curtain, and onto the stage. He has an almost insincere grin on his face as he makes his way down the ramp, and into the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to the ring… IMPACT!!
Stew-O: At Battle of Egypt 2, we saw this Man, Impact, continue his impressive career as he stamped his ticket to Pain For Pride, as he came out the winner of the hellish Now Way Out match. Impact never ceases to amaze, and now he’s chasing #10Reignz. It may take some by surprise, but when you look at Impacts resume, it really shouldn’t.
Flannery McCoy: Impact has been dominant in every era of Elite Answers Wrestling, and we should always remember what he’s capable of in that ring. I have no doubt in my mind we are in for a great match at PFP!
Jake Mercer: Yeah if the fatass doesn’t mistake the title for a chocolate. You know how it goes with those long road trips, big fat fuck needs to eat. What’s a better snack than a giant championship? It even sounds delicious! Yup, I don’t know if we’ll be able to see that title come PFP, but at least we know we’ll have it in spirit.
Flannery McCoy: What are you going on about now?
Jake Mercer: Fat fuck Xander. You know those chocolate coins that people eat during St. Patrick’s Day? I’m sure Xander might confused because he’s dumb as shit, and will confuse the title with one of those. God he’s fat, how are we still able to breathe? Just knowing that fat slob is lumbering around backstage aggravates me. Why are we employing fat people now? Shouldn’t we have a ban on that sort of thing? Aren’t we supposed to put a good positive message to kids? Instead we have the poster child for heart disease as the figurehead.. Unbelievable. Oh looks like Impact has something to say!
(The camera pans to Impact standing in the middle of the ring staring at the hard camera)
Impact: I seemingly have lost track of time honestly. For the longest time, it seems that all I could hear from everyone around in the back, and from the people at home was.. Impact is washed up. Impact can’t be in a top spot anymore because he’s too old and can’t compete with the younger generation that is sweeping over EAW. They said I wasn’t mentally there anymore, not motivated enough to even want to be a top draw. Not consistent enough to get back to being the premier talent in EAW.
(Impact lets out a little laugh)
Impact: At Battle of Egypt I went up against all those people that said I couldn’t hang anymore. I went against all your favorites who you pretty much guaranteed would put me down for the count, and I came out the other side smelling like smoke, but unburned by the flames. But that’s what you SHOULD be used to, you should be used to this sight by now. I’m going for #10Reignz, and you’re surprised that I keep making all of you shut your mouths? The only thing consistent in EAW IS Impacts presence! I’ve outlasted numerous eras, multiple stars who were supposed to be the ones to take over around here. I outlasted the guys that were supposed to make me obsolete. The “new faces of a generation” were nothing but a lie, I am not a part of any generation, I stand alone. I have outgrown, and outlasted everyone, and this dates back to the late 2000’s; this is nothing new to me; and it shouldn’t be anything new to you if you’ve ever actually watched the program. Take a look at my track record, look at my resume, and what do you see? Impact the most World Championship reigns in EAW history. What did you think that was? A fallacy? I’ve never fallen off, I’ve stayed the same Impact, but you motherfuckers just have to keep pushing me to the point that I have to remind you of that. I plan on being the first person ever to reach double digits in World Championship reigns, by reaching my tenth at PFP. It’s going to be extra sweet for me to do so against Xander Payne because Xander and the era that he represents have been the guys to disrespect me the most out of anyone behind the scenes. Completely undermining everything that I’ve ever done, forgetting that I was the building block, and the pillars that continue to hold EAW up right til this day.
Impact: I find it funny though that they can look at me and they go right to trying to disrespect me. Trying to tear what I’ve done down, when they should just embrace me, thank me, and go along their merry way. The way I see it, they should be thankful that I don’t tear them apart backstage on a daily basis because they are an embarrassment to this company. I came from an era Extreme, not some soft PC Mickey Mouse generation where they get handed everything, and never have to earn anything. Xander Payne fits this generation to a tee. People like him, Drake King, Myles, Jake Smith etc. are no different than any name from the not so distant past. The pampered peons that seem to be so willful to take what they don’t deserve, and so nonchalant to throw it away at the same time. People like Noah Reigner, Norman Hellion, or even my old Hexagun stable mates. All EAW darlings who had the red carpet rolled out for them until I took a piss on that red carpet, and showed them that there’s true levels to this shit. They’re relics of the past, while I’m still at the top of my game, all these years later. There’s a difference between someone that worked hard for what they got, and never felt it necessary to bow out when it got hard. That’s the problem, these guys just want to be handed everything, and when they are, once the hard work inevitably comes around, they can’t handle it. They don’t understand why it didn’t stay status quo for them, and these bitches just find it easier to pack their shit up, and leave. I have been through the ringer in this company, and with every test I continue to pass, and none of these flashes in the pan could step to me. Now Xander? I don’t think he’s even worth the spot that he has and definitely not worth a Pain For Pride Main Event. He’s been forced into a position after proving time and time again that he isn’t a worthy champion. Do we have to go back to when he was PURE Champion? Pathetic. I mean let’s go back just one year ago, Xander just got spoonfed World title shot after world title shot, after world title shot and he failed every single time. He was never capable of capitalizing on any of the undeserved Championship opportunities that he got.. Honestly it’s that soft ass mentality that just pisses me off, and makes me have no respect for the man whatsoever. Thinking that these chances will always be there, even if you continue to fail, and provide no real value to the show at all. Xander P–
(“It Follows” by Cane Hill suddenly hits as Xander Payne comes nonchalantly walks out sarcastically clapping for Impact)
Xander Payne: Bravo Impact! Bravo! What an excellent performance at Battle of Egypt; it’s almost as excellent as your performance here tonight. You think beating a bunch of failures who haven’t performed at the level of a World Champion in years makes you worthy of battling me for my title at PFP? I don’t think so. As a matter of fact, you keep clinging onto those #9Reignz close to your chest, because that’s all you’re going to have for the rest of your career. You don’t respect me? I don’t care, you’re the epitome of “Ok, Boomer”. You just come out here and complain about how it is these days, and what do you want me to say to that? Shit changes, get over it, you’re old as fuck, and that’s how life works. It recycles itself, replacing the old, with the new, and we become better. Just because something was done another way years ago, doesn’t mean it was the right way. Just imagine us living by candlelight, and traveling by horseback because that’s the way we do it. These kids and their electricity, and cars! Shut the fuck up. You represent an era based on backstabbing, pedophilia, and sexual misconduct and I wouldn’t be surprised if you partook in those things Impact. I mean I’m a student of the game, I’ve seen the shit that EAW used to represent. You want to recall back to the days that it was “extreme”, but honestly the only thing that’s different is that people have morals now. We still have brutal matches, we’re just smarter about it. The only reason you want shit to go back to the way it was is because you would actually have a level playing field, being able to use weapons every match. Face it you’re an old bitter jaded hasbeen who is mad because you see an EAW that is able to sustain itself without the need for you at the top, and newer younger much more talented Elitists with the potential to surpass your career. You’re longing for a time when people still viewed you the way you view you; but it’s not going to happen. You are a relic of the past, and honestly I can see it in your eyes when I say that.. It’s your biggest fear. You don’t want to be forgotten, you can’t let go of this. You keep beating us over the head with “i’m not obsolete” like no asked.. So clearly it’s on your mind, and it has been for quite some time huh? Are you sure people are saying that, or is it just the voices in your own head telling you what you don’t want to hear?
Impact: I-
Xander Payne: Shut your mouth I’m not finished! So rude, you’re trying to silence me? Stifle my voice? I wouldn’t be surprised. All you do nowadays is complain about the new talent around here; trying to stifle the rise of the new crop of stars. Face it you never cared about the growth or progression of EAW, The only thing you cared about is what EAW could do for you. And with all these stars coming in, you knew your spot was becoming in more and more danger of actually dissipating. That’s why you made it your mission to run these guys out of town, and then publicly er yourself off bragging about how you were right about those people. But maybe the problem wasn’t them, maybe the problem was you all along. Maybe it’s not worth the hassle of some obsessive old Man always stalking them, and making it a point to try and “expose them” or whatever. So now you turn your attention to me, but I’m not going to run and hide, because you don’t scare me. Your bully tactics, they aren’t going to work on me. I defeated you, and your little running mate DDD last year and there’s a reason why defeating DDD was the bigger moment. The biggest difference is while you’re both selfish, and try to hog the spotlight, at least DDD recognizes natural progression is necessary for EAW to continue to live and for him to continue that bankroll lifestyle that he lives. You’re just a selfish piece of shit that has done nothing for EAW or this industry as a whole, except for showing people that simping for an overrated industry ring rat doesn’t pay off. There is no difference between an Impact or a Jaywalker other than the fact that one chose to ride off with Robbie into obscurity and the other chose DDD’s side, and continue on in the spotlight. Both of you had your careers handed to you on a silver platter by Banks, and neither one of you did anything that benefitted anybody but yourselves. One realized his time was up long ago, and one still doesn’t. My era isn’t a new or upcoming era; it’s just the now, and it has been for a very long time. Me, Xander Payne, I could retire today and be in the Hall of Fame, but I don’t want to settle. What I want to do is beat Impact at a stage like PFP and block your ridiculously redundant 10th reign from happening. There is no better career defining moment than making your cry at PFP over not being able to live up to the hype you’re trying to create for yourself. There will be no #10Reignz taking place at Payne 4 Pride.
(Impact starts pacing the ring as his face visually becomes more red)
Impact: Xander you’re nothing but a fat garbage glorified Sinister Ace who would’ve never amounted to shit if The Revenant didn’t fuck off somewhere else. You only got the hype that he left beyond only to live in Drake King’s shadow. I’ve faced many one trick ponies who didn’t stand the test of time, and tried to stunt on me in their prime, but they’re all gone now, and I’m the one still here. The best way to show you that you’re no different is by making you eat the pavement at PFP, but don’t eat too much of it you fat bitch..
(Impact and Xander Payne are both extremely pissed off at each other, and get nose to nose. Impact headbutts Xander Payne right in the nose, and makes him stumble backward. Xander comes right back and takes a swing at Impact, but Impact ducks and starts hitting body shots to Xander.)
Stew-O: I guess we’re not waiting till PFP! Xander Payne is getting hit over and over again by Impact! But wait! Xander Payne is turning it around, and is now forcing Impact into the corner, and he’s starting to rain down right hands to face of Impact.
Flannery: Impact turns it around and it giving it right back to Xander! But Xander pushes Impact off of him, and then two start locking up in the middle of the ring! These two have hit a boiling point and I don’t think they’re going to be able to talk it out tonight!
(In an instant, security and various Elitists from the locker room come running down to the ring with some referees as they all start trying to pull the two off of each other.)
Jake Mercer: LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! THE TALKING IS BORING I WANT BLOOD!!
Stew-O: Well this match at PFP is going to be one hell of a match, I can assure you of that! They seem like they’re going to kill each other out here! But folks we’ll be right back!
(Commercial for the new Hunger Games book, starring your favorite EAW Elitists! It recreates various scenes from the book in live action like Ronan Malosi starting a fire at the Capitol)
JORDAN PAYNE DEFEATS ALEX MYERS & ED WAGNER – TBP ASAP
(A commercial for $GAWDCOIN is shown featuring Mr. DEDEDE. Yes we’re still in business, and yes we don’t care about what Adam Lucas did in Egypt)
(Dynasty fades back to the ringside area as “Runnin” by 21 Savage blasts through the arena’s speakers with a huge ovation from the crowd as Bronson Daniels comes out in casual clothing with the Interwire Championship on his shoulder.)
Jake Mercer: Dr. Angelo D’Angelo please forgive me for what I am about to sin, BUT I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE THIS MAN. I HATED THIS MAN WHEN HE SHOWED UP ON DYNASTY EARLIER IN THE SEASON, AND I HATE HIM EVEN MORE NOW!! I LOVE MY FELLOW BROTHAS AND SISTAS BUT I CANNOT LOVE BRONSON DANIELS!!!
Stew-O: Well, ignoring my partner’s unnecessary comments, we’re about to see the EAW Interwire Champion show up on Dynasty, and I’m very excited to see some new faces on the red brand!
Flannery McCoy: Of course, Bronson’s Pain For Pride open challenge has been accepted on Showdown two weeks ago by two fellow Dynasty members, we’re truly curious about what he has to say tonight. :wow:
(Bronson grabs a mic from ringside and gets into the ring as “Runnin” slowly fades away. He takes a deep look around, before raising the microphone to his mouth.)
Bronson Daniels: Well… it’s been a while since I’ve last appeared on this brand, and it’s pretty cool how I’m also in a similar situation compared to last time. Now, before I get into it, you don’t need to thank me for the ratings boost, Veena.
Bronson Daniels: So boom, I’m here to scout the competition. I’m glad MITSUBACHI and Dray Fontana decided to step up to me two weeks ago, but well, what can I really say, they’re not really the biggest of competition. They’re not the type of competitors who will be able to end my reign early, and especially on the grand stage.
Bronson Daniels: Now of cour–
(“il vento d’oro” by Yugo Kanno plays in the arena to a huge pop from the crowd as MITSUBACHI comes down to the ring in his ring gear along with his entrance jacket.)
Jake Mercer: YES!!! Save us MITSU!! :blessed: :blessed: :blessed:
Flannery McCoy: Well, it seems like MITSU didn’t take a liking to what Bronson said.
Stew-O: I can’t blame him.
(MITSUBACHI grabs a microphone and gets in the ring as “il vento d’oro” fades away. He takes a deep look at the Interwire Championship and then changes his sights to Bronson, before raising the microphone to his mouth.)
MITSUBACHI: Scouting the competition, eh? I somehow find that hard to believe. I mean, I remember the shit you used to pull on me last year. :patrice:
Bronson Daniels: I’m just here to scout the competition, sweetheart.
MITSUBACHI: Riiight… So you don’t plan on attacking me so I would have a disadvantage in my match when you conveniently came out before it, eh?
Bronson Daniels: Nope. You showed up on my show, so I showed up on yours.
MITSUBACHI: Alright. Look, I don’t mean to be rude… but I don’t like the stuff you’re over here saying about me. I’m not the type of competitor that could end your reign? Now… are you sure about that? Like… come on Bronson. I get it, last time you beat me every single time, but we’re in a much different situation now, I’m this much better, and it’s about time I get my win over you, because if there’s something that I never got over, it’s losing to you countless times. I’m not happy that I was the reason you got to become New Breed Champion, I’m not happy that you made a bigger impact in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, and I’m not happy that you won another title when I won zero. I’m not happy that you have been more successful than I have been this season, and that needs to change, because Bronson, I am better than you, and you know that. I’ve been the hardest working guy on Dynasty for this whole season, and always got overlooked, while you got opportunity… after opportunity… after opportunity… and after like 100 of them you finally got that title. Everything you have in your hands, every single accolade you have, it was handed to you, while I’ve had to work hard to get nothing in return.
MITSUBACHI: I can only sit in the back for so long. I can only consistently put on the best matches every week for so long, before I have to make my own opportunities. I should’ve been a King of Elite finalist, I should’ve done so much more, yet here you are, being handed everything. The moment I heard about that open challenge, you know I had to come out and accept it, because if Dynasty wasn’t going to give me an opportunity, then I had to explore enemy territory. You had your Pain For Pride moment last year while I lost in the CITV Ladder Match, now’s the time the tables turn and I walk out of Pain For Pride victorious. I repay the favor and finally beat you, something which I allowed to happen last season time and time again.
MITSUBACHI: The saddest part about it is… that you’ll need to make up even more excuses about why you had a bad reign. What’s it gonna be by Pain For Pride…? 50-60 days? :mjlol: You spent all this time talking about elevating this title, just like you did with the New Breed Title, and you’ll end up not doing shit. 50 days, 0 defenses, what will you do after that? Will you never show your face again? Because that’s honestly embarrassing, you embarrassed Ronan just for him to have a better reign than you, it’s pretty sad, and I feel pity, just a bit, but my pity doesn’t matter in the slightest when I’m hungry to defeat you. I’ve been waiting for this moment for a long time, and oh boy, I’m excited. I still remember the stuff you’ve said about me last year, calling me a joke, saying I got no future, racism… :mjpls: And oh boy I cannot wait to slap you right in the face with that.
Bronson Daniels: Ya done? Finally. Look, MITSU, if you genuinely think that I’ve been handed everything in my career, then you’re the stupidest motherfucker on this roster. Imagine thinking I was handed everything and that you never got the opportunities you deserved, but honestly, can I even blame Veena and Starr for barely giving you opportunities, even when you’ve had plenty? Operation: Doomsday, you could’ve won a New Breed Title shot…. against me… but SEBAS walked out the winner and now that guy’s gone. You could’ve gotten a huge opportunity if you helped Team Dynasty win at Territorial Invasion, but you were plain lazy, you were supposed to contend for the PURE Championship at House of Glass, but then your incompetence let Impact take your spot. You got another chance in the Extreme Elimination Chamber, but unlike me you didn’t have a single highlight in that match. You were put in the King of Elite tournament and lost at the semi-finals to a dude you’ve outlasted in at Road To Redemption. Then after that right before your big match with Adam Lucas you literally disappeared, which led to Adam Lucas winning the PURE Championship on that night. Your OWN INCONSISTENCY is what made you fail every single damn time.
Bronson Daniels: But I’ve never allowed myself to be inconsistent, I never went down, and I never got nothing out of opportunities, because unlike you, I work hard, and I actually deserve everything I have worked for. You were put in the history books as the person I pinned at Odyssey which allowed me to win the New Breed Championship, and you will once again be put in the history books as my first defense as Interwire Champion, because NO, I’m not getting 50 days, I’m not getting 0 defenses, I’m not gonna be embarrassed by YOU of all people, and the tables are not gonna turn.
MITSUBACHI: Well, I guess we’ll see who will be the one laughing after Pain For Pride. I hope you’ll take a good look at my match next up against Strawberry Steve beca–
(“Pure Water” by Skepta hits as Dray Fontana quickly storms down the ramp with his ring gear on along with his usual shearling on and a microphone in his hand.)
Flannery McCoy: Well… this is starting to heat up. :lupe:
Jake Mercer: Yessir I know you’ve been enemies for some time but get that energy back from last year and team up again and beat this annoying fucker Bronson!!! For Dynasty!!!
Stew-O: I didn’t know you watched Showdown.
Jake Mercer: I watch all the wrestling in the world. Wow, this makes me reminisce about the times I used to watch this VHS tape about DICK Wrestling. :wow:
Flannery McCoy: :comeagain:
Stew-O: :comeagain:
Jake Mercer: Obviously standing for Dark Intergender Competitive Kingdom Wrestling.
(Dray climbs up the stairs and then enters the ring. “Pure Water” fades out as Dray gets in the middle of Bronson and MITSUBACHI. He looks at them both for a bit before raising the microphone to his mouth.)
Dray Fontana: Just two losers calling each other losers. What’s new? Bronson may I remind you that last year at Odyssey I nearly made you lose out on Pain For Pride because I broke your ankle, and this year I’ll make sure you never show your face again. You see Bronson, while you’ve flopped as New Breed Champion I’ve been excelling as PURE Champion, nearly being the longest reigning champion at that, and MITSU, MITSU… what can I even say? I literally beat your ass every single time we’ve shared this ring together and I don’t see anything changing. I beat you two weeks ago, and I’ll have no trouble beating you again.
Dray Fontana: But back to Bronson, you should’ve honestly stayed put on Showdown. If you were on Dynasty all season, you would be nowhere near the level you’re at right now because the level of competition on Showdown just doesn’t measure up. Showdown is this company’s trash bin while Dynasty holds the real competition.
Bronson Daniels: Um, didn’t you fail on Showdown last season?
MITSUBACHI: Yeah, and let’s not forget that you couldn’t even go through Limmy Monaghan to become the longest reigning PURE Champion, person who I beat to advance in the King of Elite tournament.
Bronson Daniels: Dray, while you may have had the better title reign, I think you’re overlooking one massive thing, and that’s how we followed our title reigns. We both contended for World Titles, but which one was more successful? Me, of course. I don’t even need to get into Road To Redemption because we both had singles World Title matches at King of Elite, and while we both put on amazing performances, you followed up the biggest match of your career by literally not being seen for a while, until you coming back in the Grand Rampage match to… guess what… do nothing yet again. I’ve kept riding the wave of momentum and never went away and that’s what separates us, Dray. I lost two World Title matches in a row, but I didn’t just go away, I kept going and look where that brought me, the Interwire Championship that you and MITSU are trying so hard to gain. I have always proved myself when doubted, and–
Dray Fontana: So have I.
MITSUBACHI: Yeah, I have too.
Dray Fontana: Pssst. :mjlol: You don’t even come close.
MITSUBACHI: Seriously, Dray? You don’t even have the work ethic that I do, you didn’t get fucked over every time, you had such a big wave of momentum just for you to go back to the person you were in late 2019 and early 2020. A lazy fuck who’s achieved more than he deserves. If anyone is walking out champion, it’s me, not you, not Bronson, no one wants to see you hold yet another championship that you won’t be able to elevate given your work ethic lately. I mean, I’ve truly loved your promos against Donovan this week… :yikes: And if that’s the energy you’re going to bring at Pain For Pride… then you might as well drop out.
Dray Fontana: Nah, I’m not dropping it, but I think you should, because you don’t deserve to be in the match at all.
MITSUBACHI: Okay, you think so? Then fuck it, I’ll put my spot on the line if you will.
Dray Fontana: Deal, I’ll love beating your ass one last time before I become Interwire Champion.
MITSUBACHI: Yeah, that ain’t happening.
Bronson Daniels: Okay, well I had no problem facing both of y’all… but I’m not stopping you. Next week, we have a contendership match, the winner between you two faces me at Pain For Pride. I’ll be watching MITSU’s match against Steve closely, and I’ll be watching Dray’s match against Donovan closely, and of course, don’t forget to check me out facing legit competition unlike these two bums tomorrow night in Xavier Williams. :wow:
Bronson Daniels: But, good luck to whichever one of you wins next week… because you’ll need it.
(“Runnin” by 21 Savage hits once again as Bronson raises his Interwire Title in the air and shows it to both Dray and MITSU, before leaving the ring. The last shot is of Dray and MITSUBACHI staring down in the middle of the ring as Dynasty fades to black.)
(A commercial for the upcoming Hotel Transylvania 4 movie starring Bronson Daniels)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring. ‘il vento d’oro’ by Yugo Kanno is playing in the background as MITSUBACHI is still getting ready in the ring. Already in the ring from before the commercial break after his encounter with Bronson Daniels and Dray Fontana)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Already in the ring… from Soka, Saitama, Japan weighing in at 187 pounds he is “The Reborn” MITSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI is back and better than ever! You’ve seen that newfound motivation these past few weeks hell you even saw it before the commercial break. His stance heading into a potential Pain For Pride matchup, now he has to prove he belongs there. However, he feels he has been disrespected by being placed in a match against the Big Berry Bhampion himself. Strawberry Steve!
Flannery McCoy: Imagine feeling disrespected about being in a match with the greatest wrestler of all time. Could never be me.
Jake Mercer: He’s just a whiny bitch! Hopefully Steve puts him in his place and all of these dumb idiots cheering for him as well! MITSUBACHI could never be as great as Steve is! Strawberry Steve has reigned at BBB Bhampion since before all of us were born! He is the flowering strawberry of my dreams. If MITSUBACHI wants to beat Dray Fontana next week?! Then this is the perfect way to start!
(‘Escape’ by Rupert Holmes hits as the entire arena begins to shake from the ovation of the crowd. Strawberry Steve makes his entrance as numerous fans are shown breaking through the glass barriers at ringside in an attempt to get their hands on him. Security quickly drags them away and places new barriers at ringside to protect our fans from Corona. However, Steve simply gives them a thumbs up and it immediately cures any illnesses they may have contracted.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from The Strawberry Fields of Glasgow, Scotland he is the Eternal Big Berry Bhampion… “Freshly Picked” STRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAWBERRY STEVE!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: OMG! We are not worthy! :ahh:
Stew-O: Jake has reached nirvana here tonight as he witnesses the Big Berry Bhampion himself! This is of course a non-title match. MITSUBACHI has certainly not earned a shot at this prestigious bhampionship.
Flannery McCoy: Certainly not. Of course that is nothing to be ashamed of. Nobody is capable of earning such an honor. However, he has earned this match with Steve this week and hopefully he will be able to last longer than five seconds in the ring with the Doctor of Strawbanomics.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Jake Mercer: We are underway now… MITSUBACHI charges in but Strawberry Steve just lies down on the mat to take a nap. MITSUBACHI misses the strike. What a move from Steve! MITSUBACHi slaps the shit out of Strawberry on the back of his head waking him up.
MITSUBACHI: Get up and wrestle you stupid idiot!
Stew-O: That disrespect is uncalled for!!!
(Strawberry Steve shrugs and slowly gets back up.)
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI raises his arms ready to lock up with Strawberry Steve who looks disinterested. MITSUBACHI charges in to lock up. But Steve doesn’t lock up and side steps out of the way walking by MITSUBACHI who charges into the ropes locking up with them instead. But MITSUBACHI turns around and nails Steve with a Superkick to the face! No! Steve caught it! He spins MITSUBACHI around… only for MITSUBACHI to kick him in the gut with his other leg! Steve falls down to his knees as MITSUBACHI runs the ropes… Steve backs up as he steps right up to MITSUBACHI who falls backwards in surprise! MITSUBACHI angry as he slaps his arms on the mat and gets back up shoving Steve back. Steve falls over from the shove landing in the corner as he rests his head against the turnbuckle padding.
Jake Mercer: Is this idiot asleep again? What the hell? Why does he have a championship? Wait, it’s a bhampionship… with a B! Is this title even real? WTF!
Stew-O: Well MITSUBACHI pulls Strawberry Steve back up and shoves him angrily into the corner! Steve leaves the corner and pokes MITSUBACHI lightly on the chest.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI with a hard shove to Strawberry Steve who responds with a light poke. The crowd is going insane as Steve is completely destroying his opponent here tonight! Come on Steve! Don’t kill him!
Crowd: STEVE’S GONNA KILL YOU! STEVE’S GONNA KILL YOU!
Jake Mercer: Oh. Well we are in New Jersey so obviously this crowd is going to be full of a bunch of low IQ morons who have never gone outside and probably got to this show through a secret tunnel in they mom’s basements.
Stew-O: I mean that’s how you got here Jake. Regardless, MITSUBACHI suddenly grabs Strawberry Steve by the hair yanking him back and ramming him head first into the turnbuckle. AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! MITSUBACHI has had enough of these little games and he is taking out his aggression on Strawberry Steve right here in this match. But Steve just relaxes his head on the top of the turnbuckle like a pillow? Look bro you can sleep outside of work. Did you have a late night last night? This is not the time for this..
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI is annoyed as he yanks Strawberry Steve out of the corner once more and shoves him into the ropes. Steve bounces off the ropes and falls towards MITSUBACHI and runs right into him! MITSUBACHI backs off as Steve bumped into him. But Steve ricochets off of MITSUBACHI back onto the ropes and then comes flying back running into MITSUBACHI once more!
Crowd: STEVE! STEVE! STEVE!
Jake Mercer: He’s not even fighting! Stop letting him run into you like that! Kick his head off or something MITSUBACHI! COME ON!
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI grabs Strawberry Steve by the arm and whips him across the ring! But Steve just walks slowly across the ring. MITSUBACHI is annoyed as Steve just walks across the ring and reclines on the ropes. He charges in! Clothesline to Steve over the top rope! No! Steve moved out of the way! MITSUBACHI clotheslines the top rope and flips over to the outside!!! MITSUBACHI crashes and burns on the outside as Steve stands in the middle of the ring.
(The crowd erupts into a standing ovation for the Big Berry Bhampion.)
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI is outraged but even he can’t help but smile and after calming down outside the ring gives Strawberry Steve a brief moment of applause. But a moment is all that Steve needs! He flies over the middle rope! TOPE CON HILO! BOTH MEN CRASH AND BURN OUTSIDE THE RING! HOLY SHIT STEVE ACTUALLY DID A WRESTLING MOVE!
Jake Mercer: The fact we are surprised by this tells me he shouldn’t even be wrestling. This is ELITE Answers Wrestling not Entertainment Answers Wrestling. Booo this man! Steve rolls into the ring as the referee begins the ten count.
Referee: ONE!
Referee: TWO!
Referee: THREE!
Referee: FOUR!
Referee: FIVE!
Referee: SIX!
Referee: SEVEN!
Referee: EIGHT!
Referee: NINE!
Stew-O: BUT DOES STEVE REALLY WANT TO WIN THIS MATCH VIA COUNTOUT?!?!?!
Strawberry Steve: *shrugs and lays down in the ring*
Flannery McCoy: I GUESS HE DOES!
Referee: TEN!
Jake Mercer: NO! MITSUBACHI MAKES IT BACK INTO THE RING JUST IN TIME BEFORE THE TEN COUNT!!! THE MATCH CONTINUES! MITSUBACHI storms back into the ring pushing Strawberry Steve back into the corner he punches Steve repeatedly hard in the face as Steve falls back into the ring on his hands and knees. MITSUBACHI runs the ropes… Scissors Kick connects taking Steve down aggressively. MITSUBACHI then poses smiling for the fans before going for the pin.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Referee: TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout by Strawberry Steve! Wait is he actually trying to win here tonight?!?! If so that could be bad news for MITSUBACHI!
(Strawberry Steve kicks up again getting his feet up on the ropes to recline backwards as he puts his hands behind his head for a more comfortable position in the ring.)
Stew-O: Oh nevermind.
Jake Mercer: MITSUBACHI has had enough. He kicks Strawberry Steve’s legs off the ropes and yanks him by the leg back to the center of the ring. MITSUBACHI drives his knee down hard into the leg of Steve before grabbing him and turning him onto his back. Running Knee Drop to the back of the head of Steve! But MITSUBACHI is not finished. He signals to the crowd who begins to cheer before reaching down and grabbing the arms of Steve twisting him up into a devastating submission hold!
Stew-O: THE LUCK-KEY! IT HAS BEEN APPLIED! STRAWBERRY STEVE TRAPPED IN THE RING!
MITSUBACHI: ASK HIM! ASK HIM!
Flannery McCoy: Strawberry Steve not struggling at all as he has been trapped in that Triangle Hold. The referee checks him.
Referee: Oh it looks like he was already asleep before you applied the hold. Well… I guess this is over.
(The referee sees that Strawberry Steve is “unconscious” from the submission and calls for the bell.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner by submission… MITSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBACHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd is stunned silent by this massive upset.)
Flannery McCoy: WOW I CAN’T BELIEVE IT! A RARE LOSS FOR THE UNSTOPPABLE BHAMPION! HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI has really ascended to the next level with this victory. He somehow got a win over Strawberry Steve which puts him into a very elite category of wrestlers here in EAW. The sky is truly the limit for this motherfucker that is for sure.
Jake Mercer: Are you people serious right now? Strawberry Steve can barely wrestle and spent half that match sleeping. I might not like MITSUBACHI and the way these filthy peasants cheer for him but he could beat the so called “bhampion” in his sleep. What a joke! MITSUBACHI simply put him in his place and anyone with two eyes in their skull could see that he was going to win this match from the beginning.
Flannery McCoy: *cries*
Stew-O: How dare you Jake… You take that back!
Jake Mercer: NO! IT IS TIME SOMEONE SPOKE THE TRUTH! I WON’T BE SILENCED! STRAWBERRY STEVE IS TRAS-
(The feed quickly cuts to a “we will be back shortly” notification for broadcast difficulties before the show fades elsewhere.)
(A commercial is shown for 👀 featuring Chris Elite)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial with the crowd cheering loudly like always, but the cheers quickly turn into boos as “Trust Nobody” by Killy starts playing. The hated duo of Veena Adams and Charlie Marr walks down the ramp.)
Jake Mercer: Imagine being bald.
Stew-O: Huh?
Jake Mercer: My hair is so amazing.
Flannery McCoy: We will shave your head at some point.
Jake Mercer: If I was ever bald I would NEVER show up on here ever again.
Flannery McCoy: Exactly.
Jake Mercer: :wtf: I’m the most liked guy over here.
(Charlie grabs a microphone for Veena and then they both climb up the apron. Charlie holds down the bottom rope with his foot for Veena to enter the ring, to which Charlie follows. “Trust Nobody” fades out as Veena signals Charlie to give her the microphone. He obviously does, and Veena raises the microphone to her mouth.)
Veena Adams: The No Way Out match was fucking garbage, it was unfair, and I cannot believe something like this happened. I cannot believe this product can get so bad, I cannot believe such a travesty took place at Battle of Egypt. This is what I was talking about, this is where StarrStan’s horrible decisions took us, to quite possibly the worst Pain For Pride main event of all time. Charlie was screwed out of victory, Charlie should’ve won that match, but all of the garbage elitists who shouldn’t touch the main event scene made sure to screw him over, and they’ll have to pay for that when the time comes. Instead of this beautifully built human being that is Charlie Marr, we have to see two fat pigs representing Dynasty in the main event and no one wants to see that… let alone a washed up one that is 7 years past his prime and an overrated paper champion that should’ve never touched a title after that horrendous reign he’s had as PURE Champion and now we’re being doomed again.
Veena Adams: I said I had a MAJOR announcement to make last week on Battle of Egypt, and now it’s time to let the whole world know what that is. The World Heavyweight Championship match needs real star power and since my amazing Uncle Ryan has to deal with other business and I’m officially the sole person in charge on Dynasty, I officially announce CHARLIE MARR AS THE THIRD PARTICIPANT IN THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH!!!!
(The crowd boos even louder than before, as Charlie has a huge smile on his face.)
Veena Adams: Dynasty’s main event desperately needs saving and Charlie is the only one fitting to fill in the shoes of a Pain For Pride main eventer and new World Heavyweight Champion. It’s truly sad that Xander Payne vs Impact is by far the worst main event on here, especially when you take a look and the other main events. :mjlol: But Charlie will bring that match to a quality match like he always does, and Charlie is just the perfect star. There’s no one in this company who works as hard as Charlie does and deserves it as much as he does, Ad Infinitum is here to save EAW from bankruptcy, and after Charlie Marr stacks and pins those two fatasses to end Pain For Pride, I’ll be looking towards finally saving the Universal Women’s Championship next season. But right now I need to focus on making sure Charlie goes into his main event match at his absolute best before I have to worry about mys–
(“2nd Sucks” by A Day To Remember starts playing to the absolute surprise of both Ad Infinitum and the crowd who literally explodes in cheers. Charlie and Veena have a shocked look on their face but that quickly turns into laughs as StarrStan walks through the curtain in crutches and a neck brace. StarrStan can obviously barely walk and he stops on the stage as his theme song fades out.)
StarrStan: You know Veena, I’ve gotten beat downs much worse in my career than that, and like I told you before I cannot be fired by you and I’m not just going to let you ruin the brand that I have literally spent years building from the ground up. You’re not ruining the main event that Impact and Xander Payne have earned after hard work this whole season, you’re not going to go ahead and slander me like that then do the worst possible decisions you could ever make. I’m not gonna allow you to just do whatever you want just because you feel like it. I’m not gonna allow you to kill this brand with your bias and I’m not going to go down without a fight.
Charlie Marr: :mjlol:
Veena Adams: Who’s gonna stop us…? :mjlol: Because you clearly can’t and well, Charlie can easily make you end up worse than you are right now, and I’m sure you don’t want that, so just… leave, and let me save this brand that you made fucking garbage. You aren’t needed so just enjoy the money you get from your legend’s contract for doing nothing. I’m so done seeing your face and I seriously don’t wanna be bothered with you anymore, so come on, hush, get your ass out of here, go home and spend time with your family. Don’t kill yourself for this because it’s not worth it, and this is my final warning.
StarrStan: You’re not getting me to leave. You and Charlie can try anything you want and can beat me up all you want but I’m still going to come back to save the brand I’ve dedicated so much to. I’m not going to let my work be pissed on by you, Veena. I take pride in this business and have gone through all the stuff that these elitists you’re holding back are going through, and this is just unacceptable. I’m not gonna let years of work go down the drain because of a self-entitled bitch.
Veena Adams: EXCUSE ME??? A what now–
???: A CAC ASS BIATCH!!
(The camera pans over to the one and only Dr. Angelo D’Angelo on the stage next to StarrStan)
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: My beloved brotha Visual Prophet, the one and only black king has unfinished business with you two cacs after the events of Reckless Wiring. You two RACISTS have absolutely shown that real side of yourselves as if there was any doubt after what you two did to my BROTHA VIZ. Reckless Wiring was a full on showcase of racism and it absolutely ruined everything that my client has built from the ground up. You two are EVIL, RACIST, TRUMP SUPPORTING CACS who shall never be seen ever again when Viz gets his hands on you. Reckless Wiring was NOTHING but an ATTEMPT TO DISCRIMINATE BLACK PEOPLE, and it is UNACCEPTABLE. All of these amazing black kids watching hoping to see their superhero THE VISUAL PROPHET beat the fuck out of that cac Charlie Marr but instead the exact opposite happened and that’s shameful. Me and my brotha said we would shift our focuses on Ad Racistitum after Viz is done with Drake, but even if Drake got the win, we still keep true to our word, and are coming for you.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Dynasty should be an African people only brand and all these whites need to be getting rid of. Dynasty is all A’s and B’s, no C’s and D’s. This whole world has been brainwashed by all these caucasoids and it’s starting to take over some of our fellow amazing Africans and that’s a damn shame! They tried to keep my big brotha Viz down with white supremacy at Reckless Wiring but YOU KNOW DAMN WELL that the African king that is THE VISUAL PROPHET WILL NEVER, EVER, EVER BE KEPT DOWN BY WHITE SUPREMACY. ME AND MY BROTHA VIZ FIGHT EVERY DAY TO STOP CAUCASIANS FROM INFECTING A WORLD THAT WAS MADE AMAZING BY AFRICAN PEOPLE EVEN MORE. MY BROTHA VIZ WAS REPRESENTING US, THE REAL RACE WHEN HE WAS WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, but that got stolen from him, so now Viz is going and setting an example for black greatness against all you Caucasians. They didn’t wanna see a brotha at the top so they stacked it against him in a Chamber full of RACIST CACS, but now Viz is out for blood on y’all. :ufdup:
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: And we all know the whole Adams family was present at the capitol raid but were nowhere to be seen at the Black Lives Matter protests and I know Ryan Adams was crying demanding for a recount seeing his support for Donald Trump in 2016. :mjpls: !!!! This is how the Adams family will try to uphold the very systemic racism and white privilege that has afforded them their success but don’t fret you beautiful and amazing Africans, VIEWY P NEWTON AND BIG POPPA GOT Y’ALL–
Veena Adams: You done yet? Well, either way, I’m not at all sorry if you’re not but I’m not about to be here for my time to be wasted by you… AGAIN. Let’s get right into it so get out with the cute shit and just tell us, where’s your little client? I surely don’t expect him to be here for some time after damn near dying against Drake King last week in Egypt. And a few more weeks without that annoying man will be amazing so I cannot believe I’m believing Drake King for something. I thought you would go mind your own business ever since the beautiful Charlie embarrassed your client, but nah, first you gotta stalk me at Battle of Egypt, and now this? You’re really trying to hard to gain the relevancy Viz once had back but never deserved.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: Yes, you’re right, Visual Prophet has to be out of action for a bit to recover after Drake King’s act of racism and white supremacy by trying to sacrifice an innocent black man for the DEVIL. But the brotha Viz would never be killed because of that and Viz will be back soon, and when the AMAZING BROTHA VISUAL PROPHET IS BACK, THEN HE’S ON YOUR ASS!!!!
StarrStan: Now, hold on, D’Angelo, we don’t need to wait for Viz to recover. I have another trick up my sleeve. :mjgrin: I have an old friend from my heyday who also happens to be a member of this brand and has teamed up with Viz in the past – quite recently actually, and also is not a fan with the way this brand is being run.
Dr. Angelo D’Angelo: :comeagain: We didn’t discuss this. What are you talking about???
StarrStan: Just wait for it…
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Veena Adams: Ummm… You guys cannot do anyth–
Stew-O: WAIT!!! CHARLIE MARR JUST GOT ATTACKED!!!
Flannery McCoy: OH MY GOD, IT’S LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!! LC WAS STARR’S SECRET TRICK!!
Jake Mercer: LC IS OFFICIALLY A BROTHA NOW TOO!! :blessed: :blessed: AND LOOK NOW, CHARLIE AND VEENA TRYING TO FIGHT LC, BUT HE PUSHES VEENA RIGHT INTO CHARLIE!!!
Stew-O: AND NOW BOTH MEMBERS OF AD INFINITUM ARE STUNNED!! AND LETHAL CONSEQUENCES— LCR TO CHARLIE MARR!!! THE SPINNING BACK ELBOW!!!
Flannery McCoy: AND VEENA ADAMS IS TRYING TO RUN AWAY, BUT LC CATCHES HER!!!! DEAD EXECUTIVE!!! LC HITS A HUGE STUNNER ON THE DYNASTY GENERAL MANAGER!!!
Jake Mercer: AND NOW THE BALD GOAT GETS HER UP!!! GTJ!!!!!!!!!!!! :damn: :damn: :damn: IT HIT VEENA SO HARD IT LITERALLY SENT HER FLYING OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!
(“Tougher Colder Killer” by El-P, Killer Mike & Despot starts playing as Lethal Consequences starts trash talking Veena and Charlie. The camera then cuts to StarrStan happy that his plan was successful, clapping for LC but then it pans to Angelo who is clearly not happy to be working with another European who didn’t get his approval ahead of time. The last shot is of Lethal Consequences posing on the turnbuckle as Dynasty fades to commercial.)
(A commercial is shown for the new A&E documentary about The Woogieman. Showing the trials and tribulations he had to go through on his road to the top, ending in him accomplishing his lifelong dream, and winning the Big Boogie Bhampionship)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
Stephie Love: Introducing first…
(“The Outsiders” by Eric Church hits to loud boos from the crowd. Donovan Duke comes out to the ring running his mouth as he wears an Insurgency t-shirt.)
Stephie Love: From Stillwater, Oklahoma weighing in at 215 pounds he is “The Oklahoma Gentleman” DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAVAN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!
Stew-O: Oh god no not Insurgency. Fuck them for real.
Jake Mercer: Umad Stew? Insurgency is taking over EAW and there is nothing you can do to stop it. That’s why we have a second amendment because when there are tough times it is up to the people to launch an Insurgency against the corrupt government.
Flannery McCoy: I’m not sure that is true but regardless… Donovan Duke is hungry to get to the top of EAW and stated this week he feels out of everyone in his group he has the most to prove. But he hopes to show all the doubting motherfuckers out there exactly what he is capable of starting tonight with Dray Fontana.
(“Pure Water” by Skepta hits. Dray Fontana comes out making his way to the ring silently.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Kingston Upon Thames, England, United Kingdom weighing in at 200 pounds he is “The Boss of Life” DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAY FONTANA!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well Dray Fontana had nothing to say this week. He is truly a mystery to everyone here at EAW and we will be interested to see what he does this week.
Jake Mercer: You don’t deserve to hear his words Stew. He is the next Interwire Champion and that’s all he needs!
Flannery McCoy: Well hopefully he came prepared that is all I am saying.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: We are underw-
Flannery McCoy: Immediately after the bell rings! DONOVAN DUKE DROPS DRAY FONTANA WITH THE DEALER’S CHOICE!!! Duke goes up to the top rope as he yells out in rage and tears his Insurgency shirt off throwing it at the crowd at ringside. Duke then storms back down to the ring aggressively, yanking Fontana back up.
Stew-O: Hard clothesline from Donovan Duke drops Dray Fontana down to the mat with aggression! He yanks Fontana back up who staggers back into the corner only for Dray to grab him by the jaw and hard chop him across the chest. HOLY SHIT YOU COULD HEAR THAT ECHOING ACROSS THE ENTIRE ARENA! Duke with a hard clubbing blow across the back of the neck of Fontana as he staggers across the ring. Then a hard stomp to the back of the head keeping his opponent grounded. Fontana is tearing this man up here tonight and I love to see it!
Jake Mercer: Donovan Duke palms Dray Fontana’s head as he yanks him up and shoves him into the ropes. BIG BOOT! No! Dray ducks beneath! Donovan whips around but now Dray lighting up Donovan with a series of fast paced strikes. Kick to the leg! Kick to the other leg! Hard shot to the arm! Shot to the gut! Shot to the head! But Duke is just begging for more! Enzuigiri! Staggers Donovan! Fontana off the ropes… but Donovan grabs him around the neck! He pulls him in close… BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX WITH EXTREME ELEVATION! He just done went and thrown Fontana all the way across the ring!
Flannery McCoy: Dray Fontana pulls himself up in the corner… but Donovan Duke charges in nailing him with his elbow. Fontana collapses in the ring as Donovan yanks him up. Pulls him up over his shoulders… RAZOR’S EDGE CONNECTS! THE STRENGTH OF DONOVAN AS FONTANA HAS BEEN COMPLETELY KNOCKED OUT!!! THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe-
Stew-O: But Donovan Duke pulls Dray Fontana’s shoulder up! He’s going to drag this out he is not finished yet! He aggressively yanks Fontana back up and pulls him up in position… I think we all know what is coming next!
Flannery McCoy: SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY!!! DONOVAN DUKE DRIVING DRAY FONTANA DOWN AND KILLING HIM WITH THAT MOVE!!! DONOVAN SHOVES FONTANA OVER AND SLIDES ON TOP OF HIM PINNING HIS CHEST TO THE MAT WITH TWO HANDS.
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: But this time Donovan Duke decides he wants to end it!
Referee: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… DONOVAN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(“The Outsiders” by Eric Church hits to boos from the crowd as Donovan Duke has his arm raised in the ring by the referee.)
Stew-O: An absolutely dominant performance by Donovan Duke tonight! Can anyone stop him?
Jake Mercer: Can anyone stop Insurgency that is? Bow down guys they are taking over and there is nothing that can stop them!
Flannery McCoy: Oh god that is not an EAW I want to live in! Somebody stop them soon! I don’t care who you are but anything is better than Insurgency!
Jake Mercer: Keep hatin’ Flan. Dray Fontana may have come into this match not even trying and got punished for it. But he is actually smart because he realized that even if he did try the result would have been the same! Just like anyone who tries to test Insurgency!!!
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring EAW negotiating a partnership with Elite Japan Pro Wrestling.)
(The camera cuts to the ring where Stephie Love is shown standing and holding a microphone.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen… at this time please welcome the EAW Hall of Famer… He is “Gawd Given Greatness” BHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIS ELITE!!!
(“Invincible” by Pop Smoke hits as the crowd erupts into cheers giving a standing ovation for the legendary former EAW World Heavyweight Champion who comes out by himself without the rest of BVU. He is shown wearing a “Xander Is Fat” t-shirt as he enters the ring and takes a microphone.)
Crowd: XANDER IS FAT! XANDER IS FAT! XANDER IS FAT!
Chris Elite: Yes he is but that is not what I am out here to talk about this week.
Crowd: Oh my bad.
Chris Elite: Yes I won’t be silenced this time. You can throw me out of all your little circle jerk friendship circles but I will always find a way to survive. You see I have a Gawd Contract which means I am going to be cashing in on my Grand Prix win one way or another. I don’t give a damn if people like it or not. It’s happening. I have a Gawd Contract like I said assuming TLA didn’t burn that one too.
(Chris Elite checks his pocket and pulls out the Gawd Contract and shows it off to the crowd who cheer loudly.)
Chris Elite: BOW DOWN TO GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS!
(The crowd bows down to Chris Elite’s greatness as he continues to show off the Gawd Contract in the ring.)
Chris Elite: Dab on this Gawd Contract bitches. Next week on Dynasty I am going to face IDOL-GUN for the belts. They should be grateful ass skanks that I am not just using the contract to award myself the titles that I deserve anyway. But whatever. I guess I will just win them anyway because I am that damn good and can do it with ease. :mjlol: !!!!! Imagine thinking that these two pedobait sluts are going to stop me from winning this title. I mean they came over from Japan bringing nothing but dickeating and maybe that is what they do in the idol industry over there. But over here we do not tolerate dickeating and BVU is going to be heavily investigating those crackheads and leaving them without any championships. But of course I need a partner. I know you all wonder who it could be.
Crowd: WHO! WHO! WHO!
Chris Elite: Well Malcolm is busy. So I guess the Blicky Boyz is not an option. Same goes for Ahren and all of my other former partners who have turned out to be hungry hungry hippos. I guess we are going to have to try something a bit different. So ladies and gentlemen please welcome my partner for next week that is going to help me take down IDOL-GUN once and for all… He is BULLETPROOF! He is the KING OF PHILLY! These hos claim to be “idols” but this man is a true AMERICAN Idol and he is HOLLYWOOD SOSA HENDERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“Faneto” by Chief Keef hits to a mixed reaction from the crowd who are excited to hear about Chris Elite’s tag team partner but not so sure about who it turns out to be. SOSA Henderson comes out to the stage with a feather coat on looking like only he can look as he struts down to the ring with a microphone.)
Chris Elite: Now I know only bitches love SOSA and I ain’t no bitch. But we will see just how much I love you after you help us win the titles next week.
SOSA Henderson: Well that is kind of sus but I appreciate it man. I guarantee we are going to win those EAW Tag Team Championships and it’s not even a question. I am back on Voltage and tonight I am back on Dynasty as well. I be everywhere and everyplace. Never know where I am going to show up. Who I am going to fuck up. I just show up and whip ass like I always have. I am a former World Champion myself and with the two of us together there ain’t no way that those rookie ass IDOL-GUN bitches can stand a chance against our united front. IDOL-CUNTS stand no chance against Chris Elite let alone myself. We are very dangerous opponents and they are not on our level. The fact we had to even use a Gawd Contract to get a title shot speaks to how pathetic they are as champions. They didn’t even agree to face us on their own.
Chris Elite: You hate to see it. :mjlol: !!!!!!!!!!
SOSA Henderson: Look I have nothing against rookies. People who think they are big shit when they still have a lot to learn. A long ass way to go. But these hos are something else and they are disrespectful cunts who have been running their mouths backstage for far too long. It is time that me and Bhris shut them up for good. They think that they can talk big and then hide behind their identity as “oh we are just sweet little girls just rookies finding out way” whenever they have a setback. Nah that ain’t how it works. You want to call out the grown ups? You want to hang with the veterans? Then you are going to get treated like one. The special treatment stops now and with Chris Elite by our sides we are going to take you out of your cozy little Japanese idol world and throw you bitches out on the streets and you know what we are going to do then?
Chris Elite: We are going to slap the shit out of you.
SOSA Henderson: That’s right. Personally I am going to teach you exactly what happens to a bitch who does not love SOSA. DAB ON THIS GAWD CONTRACT. DAB ON THIS DICK BITCHES!
(“The Day” by Porno Graffitti hits to loud boos from the crowd.)
Chris Elite: https://i.imgur.com/MajHvqQl.jpg
Hikari Kanno: Oh wow! Look at these simps! Hahaha! They are so freaking obsessed with us! How sad don’t you agree Miku?
Miku Sakai: Oh my god! Yas my queen Hikari! These loser simps really went through all this trouble just to stalk us! I mean if they were this obsessed maybe they should have just paid for some of our bath water instead of going through all this trouble.
Hikari Kanno: Absolutely! Of course they couldn’t even afford it! Look at how poor they are! They even threatened to take us to the streets! Ooooh look at these big bad hooligans from the streets! They are so mean and tough! They are really going to jump us dainty little girls in some back alley!
Miku Sakai: Eeew gross. I mean I just got new ring gear and everything. Why are we letting criminals into EAW? I mean we are rookies but at least we haven’t been in jail like these two bald creepers!
Hikari Kanno: Two? Wait, I think only one of them is…
Miku Sakai: No no no Hikari you silly goose! Look closer at SOSA! This man is BALDING! Hahaha he is in about as much denial with his haircut as Chris Elite is thinking that he will ever be relevant again in EAW!
Hikari Kanno: YAS! SO TRUE!! YOU TELL THEM SIS!
(The crowd boos loudly as SOSA Henderson and Chris Elite side eye each other pointing at IDOL-GUN and muttering “who the hell are these bitches”.)
Chris Elite: https://i.imgur.com/RHEH6RAl.jpg
SOSA Henderson: Oh you got jokes huh? Well we got fists and have no problem putting you two in your places next week. We are coming and we are taking those titles!
Miku Sakai: Eeew did he just say he’s cumming?
Hikari Kanno: Mmm yeah… I don’t think that’s very PG Mr. SOSA.
Miku Sakai: I know you are both just horny simps who had to use a Gawd Contract just to get your hands all over our cute selves. But maybe try actually earning a title shot next time?
Hikari Kanno: Yeah… that’s the normal way of doing things around here. We don’t just face any bum off the “streets”.
SOSA Henderson: Which is exactly why we are taking the gold from you. You don’t face just “anyone”? Sounds a lot like cowardice to me. This man Chris Elite is the Grand Prix winner. He has shown just how dominant he is in tag team wrestling for his entire career here at EAW. He’s been in more tag teams than you have years in this business. He may not have won the title yet but that is why I am here. We both know a thing or two about winning titles and I have news for both of you. Your’s is next!
Miku Sakai: Oh wow! You have been here SOOO long and haven’t won a tag team title? That’s kind of sad Hikari…
Hikari Kanno: I agree. I almost feel like we should lose the match just to help him out. Like this Chris Elite guy isn’t so good at working with others is he?
Miku Sakai: I hear he has anger issues.
Chris Elite: I hear you have dickeating issues.
Hikari Kanno: Ummm excuse me? I am a pure maiden and would never eat a dick.
Miku Sakai: Same here. Never let one touch my lips in my life.
Chris Elite: Well there is a first time for everything but with the skill that you two fat hippos have been munch munching I can tell this is not your first time.
SOSA Henderson: Like I said earlier. I knew you two would retreat to the “we are just rookies but have been so much more successful” line. It’s cliche at this point and tired. Unlike you two apparently can, I can’t see the future. Maybe one day you will be these great wrestlers better than everyone else here. But you ain’t yet, but still talk like you are. So we are going to show you exactly how far down the ladder you are when you face off against two of the best that this business has to offer. You can throw all the jokes and insults you like but I will remind both of you just why I am… BULLETPROOF.
Hikari Kanno: Oh no he said his nickname.
Miku Sakai: I can’t respond to that. Come on Hikari say something mean about a match he lost or a title he lost or something.
Hikari Kanno: I can’t! He said his nickname! There’s no coming back from that. Oh my god we really are in trouble!
(IDOL-GUN hug each other close together holding their championships tight in their clutches as they pretend to cry together on their knees at the top of the ramp.)
Chris Elite: These two might be some of the biggest dickeaters I have ever seen. Welp not much to do now except whip their asses. I was even being nice by waiting until next week. But I have a Gawd Contract and could move it up. But whatever it’s probably best to have time to prepare to take those titles. Either way, I don’t need a Gawd Contract to whip their asses right here right now in New Jersey. Come on SOSA. Let’s send these eaters back to the meth lab that they crawled out of.
(Chris Elite and SOSA Henderson climb out of the ring as they make their way up the ramp clenching their fists. Chris and SOSA reach the top of the ramp as they shrug because IDOL-GUN has gone through the curtain backstage, possibly because they just couldn’t bother to be out there, and therefore they can’t go after them any further. They just crossed the barrier and are now unreachable and possibly in a different dimension.)
(“Invincible” by Pop Smoke begins to play as Chris Elite and SOSA Henderson stand at the top of the stage and make belt like motions around their waist indicating that they are taking the titles next week.)
Flannery McCoy: What a huge announcement! Next week right here on Dynasty! The titles will be on the line! IDOL-GUN vs. Chris Elite and SOSA Henderson! That should be one hell of a match! Next week will be a can’t miss Dynasty for sure as that is a Pain for Pride worthy title match you all will be getting for free right here!!! Do not miss it!
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring a deranged stalker hunting down an EAW wrestler for obsessive reasons. However, after discovering the wrestler is Ronan they change their mind and go about their normal life no longer interested.)
(‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart hits, as Harper Lee steps out onto the stage with Ximena Valesquez. Harper Lee poses out, as Ximena stands behind her before both Elitists begin to march their way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is Set for ONE FALL!!! And the winner will be granted a Unique Opportunity!! Introducing first.. She is accompanied by Ximena Valesquez.. From Charlotte, North Carolina!! Weighing in at 118lbs!! THE END GAME!!! HARPER LEE!!!
Stew-O: Well this duo of Harper Lee and Ximena Valesquez has been impressive lately. Harper competed in a competitive No Way Out Match at Battle of Egypt. She didn’t come out victorious, but later on in the night, she took out Sierra Bradford with the help of the woman standing next to her, Ximena Valesquez.. Still managing to display her dominance even after a tough loss earlier on in the night
Flannery McCoy: Yeah, its crazy how much Harper Lee has changed recently. She’s much more ruthless, especially with Ximena by her side. These two have been an absolute wrecking ball, and I don’t think that’s stopping anytime soon. Especially with something like a unique opportunity on the line!
(‘Unfazed’ by Lil Uzi Vert ft. The Weeknd Hits, as the crowd continues to boo. Out steps Ashley Flores, as she raises her arms out into the air and yells loudly to the booing fans! Ashley continues her way towards the ring, as Harper and Ximena stare at her the entire time.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent.. From Tijuana, Mexico!! Weighing in at 125lbs!! She is THE GOLDEN HAND!! ASHLEY FLORES!!!
Stew-O: One of the bright young stars, Ashley Flores finds herself with an incredible opportunity that could really jump start her young career. She’s walking into this match with a 1-2 singles record, but a win here against Harper Lee will definitely get people talking about her. We’ll see how she does against a former tag team champion!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell, and this one is underway!! Harper Lee and Ashley Flores are both circling in the center of the ring before tying up!! Harper with a strong right knee into the stomach of Ashley Flores that bends Flores over!! Harper hooks the head in a front facelock, as it looks like she’s setting up for a snap DDT!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think so Stew! Look at Ashley Flores! She’s driving forward.. AND ENDS UP SHOVING LEE RIGHT INTO THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!! Harper leans back against the corner, as Ashley now delivers a forearm shot to the top of the head!! Another by Ashley!! And another!! Flores now backs away and makes her way over to the opposite corner, as Harper Lee remains leaned up against the turnbuckles! Ashley now charges in.. JUMPING BACK ELBOW INTO HARPER LEE IN THE CORNER!!!
Stew-O: NO!! Harper Lee manages to spin out of the way!! Ashley crashes back first against the turnbuckles, and the momentum causes her to bounce back towards the center of the ring.. BUT LOOK AT HARPER!!! SLINGBLADE BY HARPER LEE SENDS ASHLEY FLORES STRAIGHT DOWN INTO THE CANVAS!!!
Jake Mercer: Harper Lee gets back to her feet and immediately begins stomping away at Flores, as Ximena is enjoying every second of it!!
Stew-O: This is that ruthlessness that we’ve been starting to see from Harper Lee recently, and it’s been doing her wonders because it’s so hard to keep up with Harper when she’s fighting with that added aggression.
Flannery McCoy: Lee continues to stomp down onto Flores, as Flores tries to roll off to the side ropes. Lee reaches down and grabs Flores by the arm before lifting her up to her feet. Harper Lee now with the irish whip to the other end! Flores hits the ropes, and bounce back.. KICK TO THE STOMACH BY HARPER LEE!! Lee with another Front Face lock!!! AND SHE TURNS IT INTO A SNAP DDT, AS ASHLEY’S FACE HITS THE MAT!!
Jake Mercer: Lee is doing great in the early part of this match, as she gets up to her feet, and begins making her way over to the corner! Lee scales up to the top rope, and gets herself set up, as Ashley Flores slowly works her way up to her hands and knees!! Flores is now up to her feet, as Harper Lee leaps into the air!! DIVING CROSSBODY BY HARPER LEE!!
Stew-O: NO!!! ASHLEY FLORES CATCHES HER WITH A DROPKICK TO THE MIDSECTION!! THAT DROPKICK CONNECTED WHILE LEE WAS IN MID-AIR, AND NOW HARPER LEE IS DOWN ON THE CANVAS OF THE RING, CLUTCHING AT HER STOMACH!!
Flannery McCoy: That was quite the desperation move by Ashley Flores, as she works her way up to her feet. Harper is still laying on her back in the center of the ring, but Ashley immediately grabs her by the head and hair, and slams the back of Harper’s head against the canvas of the ring!! Again!! And again!!! Ashley now sets Harper up in a seated position, then gets from behind her to deliver a powerful shoot kick to the spine of Harper!!
Stew-O: Lee remains in that seated position as she arches her back in pain. Meanwhile, Ashley runs to the ropes behind her, bounces back.. AND DELIVERS A RUNNING SINGLE LEG DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF HARPER LEE’S HEAD!! THAT’S THE TUNNEL VISION, AND ASHLEY FLORES HOOKS THE LEGS!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWW-
Jake Mercer: And there’s the kickout by Lee!!
Flannery McCoy: Ashley gets back up to her feet, then grabs Harper before bringing her up to her feet as well. Ashley with a strong forearm shot to the head of Harper! Flores now grabs Harper, and lifts her up onto her shoulders! This doesn’t look good for the former Tag Team Champion, as Ashley charges towards the corner with Lee on her shoulders!! SNAKE EYES BY ASHLEY FLORES!!!
Stew-O: NO!! Harper Lee managed to slip off of Ashley’s shoulder and got from behind Flores!! AND HARPER SHOVES ASHLEY IN THE BACK, AS ASHLEY HITS THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES CHEST FIRST!! Ashley turns around to face Harper Lee.. BUT SHE’S MET WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE HEAD BY HARPER LEE!! AND ASHLEY DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING INSTANTLY!!
Jake Mercer: Harper now is delivering vicious stomps all across the limbs of her opponent. She’s trying to wear down Flores in order to increase her chances of beating her for the opportunity at stake!
Flannery McCoy: Flores turns onto her hands and knees, but instantly gets kicked hard in the midsection by Harper Lee, as Ximena is simply applauding the ruthlessness being put on display by Harper Lee.
Stew-O: Lee reaches down and grabs Flores. She gets Flores up to her feet, then irish whips her to the side ropes!! Flores rebounds back.. DISCUSS LARIAT BY HARPER LEE!! NO!! Flores ducks underneath the arm, and continues running to the side ropes!! Flores bounces back, as Harper turns to face her.. STIFF JUMPING KNEE TO THE FACE BY ASHLEY FLORES!!! THAT KNEE SHOT DROPPED HARPER LEE TO THE CANVAS INSTANTLY!!
Flannery McCoy: This is where Flores needs to keep Harper Lee down. For the most part, Harper has had the upperhand in this match, and it seems like every time Flores finds an opening or starts to build some sort of momentum, it’s Harper Lee who has an answer for her.
Stew-O: Well it definitely looks like Flores is trying to keep Harper Lee grounded, as she turns Lee onto her stomach, then connects with an elbow drop right into the center of Lee’s back!! Flores stays low and transitions towards Harper’s head!! What’s this!?! Flores is locking in.. A CROSSFACE!!!
Flannery McCoy: The crossface is locked in the center of the ring! I am a big fan of this strategy by Flores as it keeps Harper grounded as well as wears her out, because Harper is one of the more energetic Elitists. Once Harper gets going, it’s hard to keep up with her or stop her, but keeping her locked in a submission like this definitely takes away from Harper Lee’s game!
Stew-O: Harper is in a lot of pain right now, as Flores continues to pull back on her head! She’s wrenching away at Harper’s neck while keeping her arm locked in between her legs. The amount of pressure and the stretch that Harper’s neck and shoulders are feeling can’t be comfortable.
Jake Mercer: Not at all Stew. The position that she’s in right now probably feels just as bad as someone ripping their head from right off of their shoulders!
Flannery McCoy: You’ve experienced that pain before Jake?
Jake Mercer: No, but I’ve seen it happen in one of the underground wrestling promotions i’ve been following. You slip up for one second, and your head could be decapitated just like that. And trust me when I say this.. The recovery time isn’t quick!
Flannery McCoy: Recovery time? After getting your head- you know what.. Never mind..
Stew-O: Harper Lee is trying to crawl her way over to the side ropes now, as Ashley continues to squeeze the submission hold tight! Harper is inching her way closer and closer.. BUT ASHLEY APPLIES EVEN MORE PRESSURE, BY PULLING BACK EVEN FURTHER ON THE HEAD, AND NOW HARPER LEE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!
Flannery McCoy: Lee has been stopped in her tracks as she tried to get to the ropes, but the pain caused from this crossface is unbearable!! Harper might have to-
Stew-O: HARPER REVERSES THE CROSSFACE INTO A PETERSON PIN, AS SHE ROLLS FLORES OVER ONTO HER BACK AND KEEPS THE LEGS HOOKED!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRREEEE-
Jake Mercer: Kickout by Ashley Flores!!
Stew-O: So close to the victory, but not quite! Harper Lee gets back up to her feet, then charges towards the ropes in front of her! Meanwhile, Flores works up to her feet, as Harper Lee rebounds back.. DRAGON FIST BY HARPER LEE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!!! Ashley dodges the attack by side stepping out of the way!! Harper turns to face Ashley Flores.. AND ASHLEY CONNECTS WITH THE HUG OF DEATH!!! THE BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX CONNECTS!!! Harper Lee is down in the center of the ring!!
Stew-O: Ashley gets back to her feet, and begins to make her way over to the corner! But look! It’s Ximena on the outside!! She’s rushing towards Ashley Flores, as the two begin to exchange some words! Ashley doesn’t like what’s being said, but I think this is all apart of Ximena’s plan, as she’s getting inside of the head of Ashley!! However, Ashley focuses back on her next attack, as she climbs up to the top turnbuckle!
Jake Mercer: BUT LOOK! It’s Harper Lee!! Ximena’s distraction on the outside was enough to buy Harper Lee some time, and now Lee is up to her feet, as she approaches Ashley Flores in the corner!! Forearm strike to the head by Harper, as Ashley loses her balance on the top rope!! Harper reaches up and grabs Ashley… SITOUT POWERBOMB BY HARPER LEE, AS SHE SLAMS ASHLEY FLORES DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! Ximena is going wild for Harper Lee right now-
(The crowd pops loudly to the surprise of Harper before her face turns to pure shock looking towards the stage)
Stew-O: LOOK!! IT’S SIERRA BRADFORD!!! SIERRA BRADFORD HAS JUST MADE HER WAY OUT TO RINGSIDE AFTER SPRINTING DOWN THE ENTRANCE RAMP, AND NOW SHE’S CHARGING AT XIMENA!!! RUNNING FOREARM TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD BY SIERRA BRADFORD!!! SHE’S GOT A LOT OF BUILT UP FRUSTRATION AFTER WHAT XIMENA AND HARPER LEE DID TO HER AT BATTLE OF EGYPT!! ANOTHER FOREARM SHOT!! AND ANOTHER!!!
Flannery McCoy: Harper Lee has gotten back up to her feet, as she makes it over to the side of the ring.. But it looks like Sierra Bradford has Ximena all set up!! SELF DESTRUCTION!!! BACK BREAKER RACK INTO A KNEE LIFT CONNECTS ONTO XIMENA, AND SHE’S OUT COLD!! SIERRA BRADFORD STARING DIRECTLY AT HARPER LEE, AS HARPER IS IN SHOCK SEEING XIMENA TAKEN OUT JUST NOW!!!
Stew-O: WAIT LOOK IN THE RING!! FLORES IS BEHIND LEE, AND LEE HAS NO IDEA!! Flores spins Harper around, kicks her in the stomach, and pulls her in!! FINAL LULLABY!!!! THE SPIKE DDT CONNECTS, AS HARPER’S HEAD BASHES AGAINST THE CANVAS!!! Ashley goes for the pin!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Unfazed’ by Lil Uzi Vert ft. The Weeknd hits, as the crowd boos heavily. Ashley Flores rises up to her feet, and gets her hand raised by the referee, as a smile forms on the face of Sierra Bradford at ringside.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. THE GOLDEN HAND!! ASHLEY FLORES!!!
Stew-O: What a turn of events in this one. Ximena and Harper Lee got what was coming to them, as Sierra Bradford gave Ashley Flores a huge opening to put this one away!!
Flannery McCoy: Huge victory for Ashley Flores as she earns a Unique Opportunity, but the question remains. What happens next between Lee and Bradford? These two used to be the best of friends, and now it’s almost as if they are the worst of enemies. With Pain for Pride only a few weeks away, I’m sure we are going to get some answers real soon!!
(The screen shows Sierra Bradford walking backwards up the entrance ramp, as Harper Lee raises her head and looks up at Bradford furiously. In the background, we can see Ashley Flores celebrating her victory before the screen fades to black.)
(A commercial for UK drill featuring Charlie Marr & Dray Fontana, heaven forbid Americans actually listen to it for their enjoyment)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as the camera fades into the World 1 Theatre. A familiar tune begins to play up through the speakers of the arena as ‘Revenge’ by Young Nudy hits to the loud cheers from the virtual crowd in attendance. It isn’t long before EAW Hall of Famer, Tyler Parker, makes his way out to the stage with a smile on his face. He waves around before looking towards the ring as he makes his way down the ramp)
Stew-O: And here comes the man himself, Tyler Parker. Participating in the No Way Out match as a Special Enforcer it was definitely a delight to see the Hall of Famer involved somewhat in Elite Answers Wrestling once again. It added spice to an already highly anticipated matchup and he certainly did his job.
Flannery McCoy: Of course but I’m sure we all have the same question on our minds. What’s next for Tyler? We know he’s always had enthusiasm for being involved in EAW but where’s he going to go from here? We all know his iconic Battle of Egypt matchup 2 years back against Jamie O’Hara. We know he can still go in the ring, could that be a possibility?
Jake Mercer: You’re not telling me he’s not focused on walking out to the frontlines? An insider told me that Tyler is very interested in helping the United States fend off the forces of Great Britain. Talking about the child he’s going to have or something, I don’t know…
(Tyler looks around with a smile as he makes his way up the steel steps and enters into the ring. He takes a moment to make his way over to the center of the ring as he basks in the atmosphere of the Friday Night Dynasty crowd. It isn’t long before he makes his way over and takes a mic from the timekeeper’s area. ‘Revenge’ fading out as he makes his way over to the center of the ring. The crowd begins to chant his name as he lets them have their fun for a moment before they quiet down and he begins to speak)
Tyler Parker: Wow, what a Free-Per-View that was am I right?
(The crowd cheers once more as it was clear Tyler was referring to Battle of Egypt last week. And most importantly, the Dynasty No Way Out match)
Tyler Parker: I’m coming out here to take the time to reflect on certain things. Like how great the No Way Out match was I’m sure everyone of you can agree. All 6 elitists in that ring were excellent performers and I’m glad I got to see that up close. It’s a level of competition that truly solidifies each and every one of them as main event competitors and win or lose, that should be something that they’re proud of. But I’m not just thanking them for everything that they put in that ring at Cairo, I’d like to take the time to thank each and everyone of you as well.
(Tyler begins to point around at the virtual crowd in attendance as they continue to cheer. Some even giving a standing ovation to the Hall of Famer as he continues to speak)
Tyler Parker: When I returned 2 years back to wrestle a dream match against Jamie O’Hara, I didn’t think I’d get the reception that I got. It was astounding. And that translates over to the present moment. Even though not being physically involved, each and everyone of you had my back. And I’d be stupid not to take the time to appreciate that and thank all of you for everything that you’ve done for me. Not just in the year 2021, but throughout my entire career as well. But I’m sure with that, there’s a lot of questions on people’s minds. With that, what’s the next step for Tyler Parker? And to answer that, I don’t really know myself. There’s a lot I can do and there’s a lot of avenues that I can take, but all I can really say for certain? I say till next time. Cause it will not be the last time you see Tyler Parker in an EAW ring and hell, I might even cross off a few more dream matches off my bucket list. The possibilities are endless. All I ask is for each and everyone of you to join me for the ride-
(Before Tyler can finish speaking, ‘Morning Glory’ by Oasis plays up to resounding boos.)
Stew-O: Oh boy…
(Tyler looks down at the canvas for a moment as he closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, obviously not willing to have to put himself through this today. After a while, the three members of Insurgency make their way out to the stage. Jake Smith at the forefront flanked by Limmy Monaghan and Donovan Duke. Jake is very unhappy along with Limmy for obvious reasons, while Donovan just has a serious look on his face as they collectively make their way around the ramp)
Flannery McCoy: I think it was obvious one way or another they would make their presence known tonight and here they are, Insurgency. Jake and Limmy suffered heavy blows as they found themselves defeated in the No Way Out match. And I think I have an idea or two why they’ve come out here to interrupt Tyler.
Jake Mercer: Let’s not jump to assumptions here, maybe they’re out here to thank Tyler for his role as Special Enforcer in the match!
Stew-O: :usure:
Jake Mercer: Alright maybe not…
(Jake makes his way up the steel steps as Donovan and Limmy circle around and jump up on the apron, surrounding the Hall of Famer like sharks before slowly making their way into the ring. Jake is handed a mic as he taps it for a moment, ‘Morning Glory’ fading out as he approaches Tyler with a stern look on his face as he does so)
Jake Smith: Take that smile off your damn face and acknowledge the facts.
Tyler Parker: What facts, Jake…
Jake Smith: You shouldn’t be giving some emotional sob story to all of these worthless inbreds talking about an obvious future where you return to collect that blood money from that power hungry worthless retard named Ryan Adams. You should be talking about the events that occurred at Battle of Egypt. More specifically the No Way Out match.
Tyler Parker: Look, I’m sorry you lost. But there’s no need to vent your anger out on me-
Jake Smith: I’M NOT DONE TALKING!
(The crowd’s boos have become unbearably loud as Jake and Tyler stare at one another with intensity. The frustration between the two of them is beginning to boil to an all time high it seems as Jake continues to rant)
Jake Smith: You think you can screw me over and fuck off the next week? We all know exactly what happened and you’re just a pussy to say it yourself in front of all these people. Tyler Parker screwed Jake Smith. I wouldn’t need to come out here if it was otherwise. Usually I’d just roll with the punches and move on with my career, but this is an obvious outlier because I wouldn’t have loss if it wasn’t for you and your stupid fucking Special Enforcer role that StarrStan gave you because he wouldn’t have anything for you to do if it was otherwise. I wouldn’t need to be this pissed off right now. But no, because my friend. This is all your fault, Tyler Parker.
(Jake pauses for a moment to back off as he rubs his temple in pure frustration. Meanwhile on the other side Tyler looks absolutely baffled about what he’s hearing. He never did anything to jeopardize Jake’s chances at winning. Anyone with clear vision would know that Jake did everything in his power to provoke Tyler. The other way around from what Jake is saying)
Tyler Parker: Look, I don’t mean to sound childish here, but I’m quite frankly tired of your shit. I’ve dealt with your shit for weeks and have heard everything that you’ve had to say for yourself. And if it wasn’t for the fact I had a job to do I would have said something about it. But I’ve kept it professional in hopes that my Special Enforcer role would go without bias whatsoever. But I’m starting to think you don’t realize who the fuck you’re talking to.
Jake Smith: Oh I know who the hell I’m talking to. I’m talking to Tyler Parker, the washed up Hall of Famer who loves to believe he’s hot shit. Someone who believes that he has a few extra rounds left in him but in reality he’s nothing more than a stuck up, desperate prick. Someone who couldn’t get the job done properly even if his life depended on it. Admit it Tyler, even if you were tired of my shit, you wouldn’t do a damn thing about it. Because as much as your status in this company may imply something, I am still your superior.
Tyler Parker: And I’d love to hear your reason why. You see Jake, there’s a reason why I was the face of this company all those years back. Not because I was an egotistical, lack-of-self-awareness fool who couldn’t tell right from left. But because I’ve broken my back for this business. I didn’t get here by taking shortcuts and getting it easy like certain people, but because I was truly the best of the craft. And that’s something that you can’t say for yourself. You will never be on my level no matter how much you try because for starters, you have not seen this business at its best, and two, you are simply not the best. I don’t need to be an active competitor to see that. I’ve heard everyone tell you this and Jake, maybe you should start listening.
Jake Smith: And that’s the Tyler Parker that I was expecting to speak with me. The person who loves to believe that he’s still the same person that he was in his prime. Times have changed. This industry has progressed. And most importantly, it has progressed past the need of Tyler Parker. You can clutch onto your multiple World Championships and EAW Hall of Fame status, but we all know you couldn’t survive a week in the current landscape of Elite Answers Wrestling. And that’s something you need to get into your head before I have to do it for you.
Tyler Parker: That’s the thing, you said it yourself. The multiple World Championships, my place in the EAW Hall of Fame. Can you say the same for yourself? Can you say that you are anywhere near that? No, you haven’t even held the World Championship once. No matter if I’m past my prime or whatever cliche saying that people love to say to legends of this industry. I have still shown that I can be the best and beat the best. And that’s something that you haven’t fully proven yet. Which is why I say what I say Jake. And I say this for certain, you could never lace up my boots even if you had the ability to.
(Jake scrunches his face as he hears that. Chewing his gum as he closes his eyes and tilts his head upwards. He nods his head slowly as he brings his head down to level with Tyler)
Stew-O: JAKE JUST SLAMMED HIS MICROPHONE ON THE SKULL OF TYLER! AND LIKE A PACK OF WOLVES, LIMMY AND DONOVAN JOIN IN ON THE ASSAULT AS THEY BRUTALIZE THE HALL OF FAMER!
Flannery McCoy: Now this is just uncalled for! Why can’t they just admit that this is their fault instead of blaming it on someone else. Isn’t this exactly what Jake said he wasn’t going to do anymore? Look what’s going down!
Jake Mercer: But Tyler isn’t going down without a fight! He sends a forearm strike to Limmy sending him back! Tyler sidestepping as now he sends a back elbow to the bridge of Donovan’s nose! JAKE ATTEMPTING TO GO LOW AS HE GOES FOR A LOW BLOW TO TYLER! BUT TYLER KNEES HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE! Jake stumbles back but is recovering as he runs towards Tyler aimlessly!
Stew-O: AS TYLER CATCHES HIM AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO PROPHETIC! ROLLING CUTTER CONNECTS! YOU CAN ACT LIKE HIM BUT YOU WILL NEVER BE TYLER PARKER! What a turn of events here on Dynasty! I haven’t seen that look in Tyler’s eyes in a very long time and that does not spell anything good for Jake Smith!
Flannery McCoy: Only so long you can poke at a man until he decides to strike back and boy did Tyler just strike back in a major way! What started as a farewell speech has turned into what looks like a beef that is only just getting started!
(Before Tyler can do anything else, in an instant Limmy and Donovan pull Jake out of the ring as the crowd cheers loudly for Tyler in the ring. Tyler is yelling at them to bring it but Insurgency is not having it as they retreat up the ramp. The last shot seen is Tyler leaning against the ropes as he stares a hole into a stirring, irate Jake as from there, Dynasty fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial for L’Oreal is shown featuring Limmy Monaghan, keep your mop hair nice and clean with these glorious hair care products)
(‘Howl of the Departed’ by Nobuo Uematsu hits as Limmy Monaghan walks out to a loud chorus of boos from the virtual crowd. He has a straight look on his face as he grabs his jaw for a moment. Despite not being much, feeling the effects of the Tyler Parker attack earlier. He focuses towards the ring as he takes a deep breath before making his way down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SET FOR ONE FALL!! AND IT IS A CASH IN THE VAULT QUALIFYING MATCH!!!
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST…FROM BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT 224 POUNDS….LIMMMYYYY MONAGHANNNNN!!!!!!
Stew-O: Limmy Monaghan is coming into this match tonight with a chip on his shoulder after tragically losing the No Way Out match last week at Battle of Egypt. And you know how mad they have to be as a result, even going so far as to point figures at one Tyler Parker before the commercial break.
Flannery McCoy: Well that didn’t turn out well for them did it? Nonetheless Limmy has set his sights on exactly what he wants and that’s the Cash in The Vault. Hell a part of me believes he’s more motivated than ever upon hearing he’s close to getting the opportunity. Let’s see that being put to the test tonight.
Jake Mercer: It’s true! Insurgency was screwed out of the No Way Out match! Take it from an expert myself Tyler Parker was actually the one pulling the strings. For once I’m actually on their side! They make a great point.
(Limmy’s theme fades as ‘Pretty Boy Swag ‘ by Souja Boy hits as the virtual crowd once again boos as Jonny Airhart makes his way out from behind the curtain in the World 1 Theatre. He has the shit eating grin on his face as he makes his way to the ring, not taking his eyes off of Limmy as he trash talks him slowly making his way down the ramp, making it painfully boring for the people at home on purpose.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM ATHERTON, CALIFORNIA…WEIGHING IN AT 205 POUNDS…..JONNNYYYY AAIIRRHHARRTTTT!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes Jonny Airhart who had an excellent showing last week at Egypt. Making it to the final 4 out of 10 people in the New Breed Gauntlet. But you know that’s probably not enough for the Rich Pretty Boy.
Flannery McCoy: Far from it! And you know he’s going to walk into this with one goal in mind, and that’s getting into the Cash in The Vault match. He has a goal in mind and he’s going to seize the opportunity in front of him.
Jake Mercer: :usure: I’m not going to trust the offspring of Pitbull with one of the most prestigious opportunity makers in the form of the Cash in The Vault briefcase. I highly doubt he’s going to actually go through with the cash in. If it does happen though? Then we’re doomed man.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: AND THIS CASH IN THE VAULT QUALIFYING MATCH IS UNDERWAY! Both men lock hands in the center of the ring to test each others strength, and then both men lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up, and now Limmy manages to get Jonny in a side headlock, and Limmy tries to tighten the grip, but Jonny tries to push Limmy off him to the ropes, and Limmy runs off the ropes, and Jonny leapfrogs over Limmy as Limmy runs off the opposite ropes, AND LIMMY RUNS INTO A HURRICANRANA!
Jake Mercer: Limmy pulls himself up in the corner, and Jonny wastes no time as he charges at Limmy in the corner–AND LIMMY DRIVES BOTH OF HIS KNEES INTO THE CHEST OF LIMMY! AND JONNY FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A MONKEY FLIP IN THE CENTER OF THE RING–BUT LIMMY LANDED ON HIS FEET! AND JONNY TURNS AROUND AND RUNS RIGHT INTO AN ENZIGURI–BUT IT’S JONNY WHO REVERSES IT THIS TIME! HE CATCHES THE LEGS OF LIMMY AND DROPS HIM BACK FIRST DOWN TO THE MAT–AND JONNY LAUNCHES LIMMY FACE FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! BUT NOW IT’S LIMMY WHO TURNS THE TIDES AS HE LEAPS ON THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE LIKE SPIDER MAN–AND LIMMY CONNECTS WITH A CROSSBODY FROM THE SECOND ROPE TAKING JONNY OUT!
Flannery McCoy: BUT JONNY ROLLS THROUGH IT AND HAS THE PIN!!
OONNNNEEE!!!!
TTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: Kickout there from Limmy, and both men race to their feet, and Limmy is up first and goes for a clotheslines, but Jonny ducks it and runs off the ropes, and now Jonny slides underneath the legs of Limmy and faces his backside…AND JONNY AIRHART LEAPS ON THE SHOULDERS OF LIMMY MONAGHAN AND REVERSE SPIKES LIMMY’S HEAD INTO THE MAT! WHAT A MOVE THERE AS HE GOES FOR THE COVER!!
OOONNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout from Limmy! And now Jonny wonders on what to do next, as he mounts over Limmy and begins to rain down several right hands as Limmy tries to cover up! After several seconds now though, Jonny rolls away from Limmy and Limmy rolls nearby to the corner and pulls himself up–AND JONNY COMES CHARGING WITH A FULL HEAD OF STEAM AND LOOKS FOR THE LEAPING SPLASH IN THE CORNER–BUT NOBODY HOME AS LIMMY AVOIDED IT AT THE LAST SECOND! AND NOW LIMMY LOOKS TO BE MEASURING JONNY AS HE HOOKS BOTH ARMS OF JONNY FROM BEHIND–AND HE TOSSES JONNY UP AND HE CONNECTS WITH A NECKBREAKER IN MID AIR!
Stew-O: Limmy looks to be proud of that move, as he rises up to his feet and then leans down to pick up Jonny–BUT JONNY SLAPS THE HANDS OF LIMMY AWAY AND THROWS A VICIOUS FOREARM STRIKE TO THE FACE! BUT LIMMY RESPONDS BACK AND THROWS A FOREARM SHOT BACK! JONNY! LIMMY! JONNY! LIMMY! JONNY! JONNY! JONNY SEEMS TO HAVE CONTROL AND HE NOW CONNECTS WITH SIDE KICKS TO THE LOWER BODY OF LIMMY, AND NOW JONNY AIRHART RUNS OFF THE ROPES–AND LIMMY MONAGHAN TURNS JONNY INSIDE OUT WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE!! WHAT IMPACT THERE!
Flannery McCoy: Limmy checks his lip for blood before going back over to Jonny again and this time picks up Jonny with urgency, and then places him up in a fireman’s carry! AND NOW LIMMY LIFTS UP JONNY AND CONNECTS WITH A GUTBUSTER TO THE MIDSECTION! COVER!!
OOOONNNEEEEE!!!!
TTWWWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: And a kickout from the youngster! And Limmy again with urgency brings Jonny up to his feet, and then connects with a right hand that drives Jonny back into the corner! Limmy walks over to Jonny in the corner and connects with a shoulder thrust! ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND ANOTHER! AND NOW LIMMY CONNECTS WITH AN UPPERCUT TO THE THROAT OF JONNY, AND NOW HE LIFTS HIM UP ON THE TOP ROPE, AND LIMMY CLIMBS UP TOP WITH HIM! THIS LIKELY ISN’T GOING TO END WELL!
Stew-O: LIMMY REPEATEDLY DRIVES HIS FIST INTO THE HEAD OF JONNY, AND NOW HE’S GOING FOR A SUPERPLEX! BUT NO! JONNY IS TRYING TO FIGHT IT OFF WITH SHOTS TO THE MIDSECTION! BUT LIMMY MANAGES TO OVERPOWER JONNY AND GOES FOR THE SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP ANYWAYS–BUT HOLY SHIT!!! LIMMY COUNTERED IT IN MID AIR INTO A CROSSBODY!!! JONNY HAS LIMMY IN THE COVER NOW!!
OONNNNNEEEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!!
Jake Mercer: LIMMY MONAGHAN STAYS IN IT!! AND JONNY STUMBLES BACK UP TO HIS FEET AND SEES LIMMY IN A VULNERABLE SPOT AS HE’S ON BOTH KNEES, AND JONNY RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND CONNECTS WITH A HURRICANRANA THAT SPIKES LIMMY’S HEAD INTO THE MAT!! JONNY AIRHART LOOKS TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING ON HIS SIDE AS HE RUNS AND CLIMBS UP THE TOP ROPE BESIDE HIM—AND HE GOES FOR THE 450 SPLASH!!!
Stew-O: LIMMY GOT THE KNEES UP!! LIMMY WAS LIKELY PLAYING POSSUM THERE, AS HE NOW TRANSITIONS INTO A CROSSFACE!!!! HE IS WRENCHING BACK ON JONNY’S FACE AND JONNY IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING WITH NOWHERE TO GO!!! IS HE GOING TO TAP OUT?!?!
Limmy Monaghan: (no mic) TAP!
Jake Mercer: :lupe: JONNY IS REFUSING TO TAP OUT AS HIS FACE BEGINS TO TURN RED! JONNY HAS HIS HAND RAISED IN THE AIR AS IF HE’S ABOUT TO TAP–BUT NO!!! JONNY ROLLS OVER AND TURNS IT INTO A PIN!
OONNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!
Stew-O: BUT LIMMY FLIPS IT BACK OVER INTO THE CROSSFACE AND JONNY IS RIGHT BACK WHERE HE STARTED!! AND JONNY IS TRYING TO REACH HIS HAND OUT TO GRAB THE ROPES BUT HE’S STILL A BIT AWAY! AND WITH ONE BIG LEAP REACHES FOR THE BOTTOM ROPE!!
Flannery McCoy: LIMMY STANDS UP AND GRABS THE FOOT OF JONNY AND PULLS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING–BUT JONNY MANAGES TO FLIP OVER TO HIS BACK…AND HE KICKS LIMMY AWAY FROM HIM BUYING HIM A FEW SECONDS TO RECOVER, BUT LIMMY GOES BACK ON THE ATTACK BUT JONNY COUNTERS WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! JONNY FLIPS OVER TO THE FRONT OF LIMMY’S HEAD–AND OH MY! HE REPEATEDLY DRIVES HIS KNEE INTO THE SKULL OF LIMMY!!
Stew-O: LIMMY IS BACK UP TO HIS FEET NOW AS IF HE’S DAZED NOT HAVING A CLUE WHERE HE IS, AND JONNY IS LIKE A SHARK THAT SMELLS BLOOD IN THE WATER–AND LIMMY RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND TAKES LIMMY DOWN WITH A FRONT DROPKICK AND THE BACK OF LIMMY’S HEAD CRASHES INTO THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE! JONNY GOES UP TO THE TOP ROPE AGAIN, HOPEFULLY THE SECOND TIME BEING THE CHARM FOR HIM! JONNY BALANCES HIMSELF ON THE TOP ROPE–CORKSCREW 450 SPLASH!!!!! IT CONNECTS!! AND HE HOOKS THE LEG OF LIMMY, IS JONNY GONNA PUNCH HIS TICKET TO PAIN FOR PRIDE?!?!
OOOONNNNEEEEEE!!!!!
TTTWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: THE REFEREE SPOTS LIMMY’S FOOT UNDERNEATH THE BOTTOM ROPE! Nd Jonny can’t believe it as he lays next to Limmy on the mat, and now Jonny crawls underneath the rope and he looks to climb up the top rope again! Maybe a second one will be enough to keep Limmy dow–LIMMY LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL POPS UP AND RUNS UP THE TOP ROPE!! JONNY LOOKS LIKE HE’S JUST SEEN A GHOST….AND LIMMY CONNECTS WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX OFF THE TOP ROPE!! LIMMY STIRS BACK TO HIS FEET AND LOOKS TO KEEP THE MOMENTUM GOING–AND HE CONNECTS WITH A STANDING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO THE HEART OF JONNY! AND NOW THE COVER!!
OOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: JONNY AIRHART STILL STAYS IN IT! And now Limmy scoots away before pulling himself up in the corner, and he awaits for Jonny to rise to his feet as Jonny begins to stir…AND JONNY TURNS AROUND AND LIMMY GOES FOR A HIGH KNEE–BUT JONNY OUT OF NOWHERE CONNECTS WITH A DRAGON SCREW ON THE LEG OF LIMMY! LIMMY PULLS HIMSELF UP IN THE CORNER AND HOLDS HIS LEG IN PAIN–AND IN COME JONNY WITH A LEAPING FOREARM TO THE FACE!! AND HE FOLLOWS THAT UP WITH A BULLDOG!! ALL THE MOMENTUM IS NOW ON THE SIDE OF JONNY AIRHART!!
Jake Mercer: JONNY FEELS PUMPED UP, AND LIMMY IS BACK UP, AND A KICK TO THE MIDSECTION FROM JONNY–BUT A BACK BODY DROP FROM LIMMY!! LIMMY TAKES A DEEP BREATH BEFORE TURNING AROUND AND GOING FOR A CLOTHESLINE ON JONNY–BUT JONNY DUCKS AND CONNECTS WITH A COMBINATION OF RIGHTS AND LEFTS TO THE HEAD OF LIMMY!! JONNY ONCE MORE RUNS OFF THE ROPES AND GOES FOR A SWINGING NECKBREAKER–BUT LIMMY MOVES OUT OF HARM’S WAY–AND CATCHES JONNY WITH A RIPCORD KNEE RIGHT TO THE FACE!! LIMMY DROPS DOWN ON JONNY FOR THE COVER, WILL THIS BE ENOUGH?!?!
OOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!
Stew-O: AND JONNY KICKS OUT!!! WHAT A MATCH THIS HAS BEEN!
Jake Mercer: AND NOW IT’S LIMMY WHO SEEMS TO BE FLUSTERED, BUT ONLY FOR A SECOND AS HE PICKS UP JONNY BY THE HEAD–BUT JONNY DRIVES LIMMY AGAINST THE ROPES–BUT LIMMY GRABS THE HEAD OF JONNY AND REPEATEDLY DRIVES HIS KNEE RIGHT INTO THE NOSE OF JONNY! JONNY TAKES SEVERAL STEPS BACK NOW AS LIMMY LOOKS LIKE HE BEGINS TO MEASURE UP JONNY! HE IS GONNA GO FOR PUBLIC BEHEADING!!!!! BUT NO!!! JONNY HAS EYES AT THE BACK OF HIS HEAD AND DUCKS IT, AN UNSUSPECTING LIMMY TURNS AROUND–AND JONNY GRANS THE ARM–RRIPPCORDD LARRIIATTTTT!!!!!
Stew-O: NO!!!! LIMMY DUCKS IT–AND CONNECTS WITH A HIGH KNEE TO THE BRIDGE OF THE NOSE OF JONNY AS JONNY BOUNCES OFF THE ROPE AND DROPS TO A KNEE–AND LIMMY RUNS OFF THE ROPES–PUBLIC BEHEADINGGGGGGG!!!!!! THE KICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF JONNY AIRHART!! LIMMY PICKS UP JONNY FROM THE MAT AND HOOKS BOTH OF HIS ARMS–SHINIGAMIII!!!!! THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT CONNECTS! AND NOW LIMMY HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER! IS HE GOING TO PAIN FOR PRIDE?!?!
OOONNNNNEEEEE!!!!!
TTTTTWWWWOOOOOOO!!!!
TTTTHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
(‘Howl of the Departed’ by Nobuo Uematsu connects as Limmy comes to his feet slowly, and gets his hand raised in victory.)
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…….LIMMMMYYY MONAAAGHAANNNN!!!!!
Stew-O: WOW! Great back and forth match between two of Dynasty’s best, and now Limmy has successfully punched his ticket to Pain for Pride where he will be one of Dynasty’s representatives in the Cash in the Vault ladder match.
Jake Mercer: I think he’s got a pretty damn good shot at winning.
Flannery McCoy: I guess in due time we’ll find out, but for now, a hard fought victory that’s well deserved and one Limmy will enjoy for the night before shifting his focus over to Cash in the Vault, you just KNOW he wants that briefcase more than anybody.
(The final shot is of Limmy celebrating his victory holding his head up on the ramp, while Jonny sits in the ring with a disappointed look on his face, pissed off he came a bit short.)
(A commercial for CVS starring Impact. Get your old people pills at your local pharmacy today and maybe you’ll get a World Championship shot too)
(The camera pans to Stephie Love standing inside the ring.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PLEASE WELCOMMEEEEEE, ALBERRRTTTTTTTT HITTTTTCCCHMMMANNNNNNNN!!!!
(Socially distanced crowd with a mixed reaction for Albert Hitchman, who walks onto the Dynasty stage, microphone in hand, before pausing briefly and beginning to speak.)
Albert Hitchman: Ladies and gentleman, it is my honor, it is my PRIVILEGE to present to you the man who at Battle of Egypt overcame the most insurmountable odds, the man who has been carrying the New Breed division on his unruly shoulders for months now, and STILL the Elite Answers Wrestling New Breed Champion……’THE NOTORIOUS’ HIMSELF….’THE NEW BREED KAISER’ AND TOWERING SHADOW OVER THIS BEATEN, BATTERED AND DOMINATED DIVISION…..ANDREEEEEEEEEE WALKKKKERRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(Socially distanced crowd erupts in a slew of cheers as ‘Lemon Pepper Freestyle’ by Drake and Rick Ross begins to play. Andre Walker slowly walks onto the stage, New Breed title on his shoulder, slowly looking off into the crowd as he hoists his title into the air, absorbing the energy of this electric reaction.s)
(Andre Walker walks towards the ring with a meaningful look on his face, very slowly entering the ring and being handed a microphone by Albert Hitchman.)
Andre Walker: I hate to say I told you so, so I won’t. I don’t have to. I already did. I did at Battle of Egypt 2, when in what was designed to be the greatest obstacle in what has been a tremendous reign, I emerged triumphant. I left as I entered, still the New Breed Champion. Just as I have every other time I’ve defended this title. Whether it be against one man or nine, I will always emerge victorious. Every single time.
Albert Hitchman: And what a time it is, what a moment it was at Battle of Egypt to witness Andre Walker living out the fantasy of every elitist to have ever stepped foot inside an EAW ring. The pipe dream of every young man and woman to pursue a career in this industry, this man has done it. Truthfully, he’s done it on several occasions, from the very first title victory when he finally sailed over the New Breed hurdle, to now capitalizing on an opportunity of which couldn’t have been written more magically. But this is no dream, it’s reality.
Andre Walker: You know, I feel obligated to tell each and every one of those nine men I defeated at King of Elite that I’m sorry. I’m sorry. Truly. It’s a shame that my brightest moment and most vivid vision come to fruition came at the cost of your careers. That those Egyptian lights were only ever bound to shine on Andre Walker and that this event will forever be synonymous with my greatest defense yet. And I doubt most of these fans even remember all nine names in that match. So for that I’m sorry, but legacy is built on sacrifice, your sacrifice. And because of your sacrifice, my legacy transformed forever. Thank you.
Albert Hitchman: But….that sacrifice is also beared on the shoulders of this walking New Breed machine. This ituaiga fou matagofie who for weeks has had to provide ALL of the tools of the trade for every single person in that match. He’s been doing it for this division since his infancy in EAW. This division and this title have never been of more prominence and more importance, no champion has ever dedicated his work and his life to this title the way Andre Walker has. There is sacrifice to go around, but none greater than that of which this man has had to endure.
Andre Walker: You’re right, Albert. I have had to put this division, it’s competitors and this title on my back for so long, it’s worn on me. And for what? Obviously my legacy here will forever be remembered and the work I’ve done will live beyond its years, but now, what more is there?
(Crowd noise begins to quiet as Andre Walker looks at his title, before speaking again.)
Andre Walker: At Battle of Egypt 2, I felt something that I haven’t felt in a supremely long time, something almost unfamiliar to me; fulfillment. I felt fulfilled for the first time in so long and I wondered to myself why that was? Why was hunger only yearning stronger everyday, my strain to be the best and be the certified forever grandfather of this division, then in one second, it vanished? As if this constant drive and need inside of me suddenly disappeared. Existing more present than ever and burning hotter than ever, then after that bell rang true the legacy of my title reign, it was all rendered….a memory.
(Albert Hitchman is handed the New Breed title by Andre Walker.)
Andre Walker: See, in that moment, my title reign became something I feel as though now exists as its own entity, no longer requiring me to be the host of it’s lifeforce. Hence why I feel as though I probably feel this sense of accomplishment. It’s no longer confidence, it’s something more. It’s pride. It’s perspective, it’s taking a deep breath between the chapters of my career and finally stopping pounding the pavement.
Andre Walker: From the first title defense against someone who will remain unnamed in the history of EAW, to actually defending my title against DEDEDE, to finally being here, the record breaker. The one who truly did hold the pen over the writing of this New Breed novel all this time. I truly have done it all here. I mean, you couldn’t ask for more from a New Breed Champion. I have touched every height that was written and unwritten, then I rewrote them twice over. I shattered literally every standard in this division, I set new ones and made sure to stand firm at those standards, they weren’t one offs.
Andre Walker: Nothing about this reign has been anything but substance and at every juncture this world that is so used to instant gratification tried to doubt it, I shut down their doubt and transformed it into belief. You don’t have to buy into me because you HAVE to believe in me. There is no room for questions about padded records or false challenges, I have absolutely touched every corner of this world’s challengers and there’s no denying that my legend here will stand tall upon the foundation of misplaced doubt. They put their doubt under my feet and allowed me to stand upon it, building my legacy.
Andre Walker: Six title defenses, 244 days, pure shine. Divine stardom and it all came from the inkling of shine I had as a prospect. I have grown tremendously in this division and I’ve done more than just change the division and the title, I’ve changed myself for the better. I’ve found a steel inside of me that otherwise may have remained dormant throughout my tenure here. A steel most competitors find within 3-4 years of their career, but here I am, one year deep, a moneutmal force of change in EAW. And I’ve grown perhaps more than any other competitor could have within the time I’ve had in this company so far.
(Socially distanced crowd cheers for Andre Walker.)
Andre Walker: It wasn’t written in the stars, nor on the wall. Sometimes you have to be the author of your own story. That’s the only way dreams can really come true. Only way mine did, anyway. But at this stage in my career, my dreams are more than realized and I now straddle the line of doing more harm than good. Of excelling so far along that now I’ve reached a point that I’ve grown out of this position. I’ve become something more.
(Crowd holds their breath as Andre Walker is handed back his title by Albert Hitchman.)
Andre Walker: I am….no longer a New Breed competitor. Maybe I haven’t been for some time now, but I was never going to leave this division destitute. Without a standard to follow or reason to use this title for anything other than an introductory title to greater accolades in EAW. I had to show these competitors that being the New Breed Champion is an honor and takes dedication and if they now want to measure up to the standard I have set, they will have pour their soul into this title and this division.
(Crowd cheers heavily for Andre Walker.)
Andre Walker: I have done it all and now the only way for others to flourish is if I leave the crown open for the taking. Nobody will take it from me and it does nobody good for me to hold onto something I’ve outgrown. These young lions truly deserve the prize they work so hard for and I’m not going to deny them that. I’m not going to crush dreams when mine have already been realized so many times. I have to let others grow and blossom as I have, I have to let go.
(Socially distanced crowd hushes as Andre Walker stares hard at the New Breed title.)
Andre Walker: As of right now, I am officially vacating the Elite Answers Wrestling New Breed Championship.
(Crowd silences then begins to clap.)
Andre Walker: There is truthfully no better way to leave this title reign than having achieved the goal of which I had when I began my run with it; being the very best. Achieving it all and beating absolutely everyone. No longer do I belong here, I belong with the elite. I belong with the best this industry has to offer and it’s now time that I close this chapter of my career. You know what they say, when one door closes, another opens, and my next door of opportunity is one I can’t let pass me by. And there is perhaps no better time than on EAW’s biggest stage of the year. The lights are the brightest and I want a new moment. I need a new hunger inside me that pushes me to being the very best I can against the best in the world.
Andre Walker: That opportunity is the golden ticket to championship status in the main event scene; Cash In The Vault. And I am making it known now my intentions to qualify for and win the Cash In The Vault match at Pain For Pride. A statement maong statements made that I can whoop ass and take what I desire in any division or scene. Cash In The Vault is the direct pathway to the championships I seek and the competition I revel in facing, so I can promise you, I will beat whoever I have to to qualify for that match and I will stand tall at Pain For Pride!
(Crowd cheers heavily and gets to their feet. “THANK YOU ANDRE!” Chants ring throughout the arena.)
Andre Walker: This New Breed ride has been unforgettable and it will be just that to me. And while now I have to move on, I won’t ever forget the work ethic that this division put into me, shaping a young lion into a straight killer. Into a king. But why stay a king, when you can be a God? I can ascend even higher in this company and that’s what I’m planning on doing. I always have and always will look to better myself and look to prove to the world that I belong in the conversation with the quintessentials of this business. That Andre Walker has all the tools necessary to reach the pinnacle of this industry and that I can absolutely top what I’ve done with this New Breed title with every other title there is.
(Crowd cheers once more before Andre raises the title into the air one final time.)
Andre Walker: Forever the New Breed Kaiser, forever the king. Long live, but it’s time for a new era to begin. Thank you all.
(Andre Walker raises the title above his head, before laying it on the canvas in the middle of the ring. He exits the ring with Albert Hitchman and the shot focuses on the title laying alone in the ring, before fading to black.)
(A commercial for Pain For Pride XIV starring Xander Payne where he criticizes the PFP playlist curated by Talib Bari with his shit opinions)
(Dynasty comes back from its final commercial break of the night as Stephie Love is seen standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face as she begins begins speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Value’ by A$AP Ferg blasts through the speakers of the arena to the cheers of an excited crowd as smoke begins to billow out from the stage. Coming out of the smoke is none other than Mr. DEDEDE as he looks around the arena with a stern look on his face. He’s all business as he looks towards the ring, focused and intent on making an statement as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… residing in The Ryan Adams estate of Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic… weighing in at 218 pounds… HE IS THE CHAIRMAN OF ELITE ANSWERS WRESTLING… MR. DEDEDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well last week had to be frustrating for The Chairman. Looking to celebrate with The President of Egypt at the center of the ring, while also announcing that he will be fighting for the PURE Championship at Egypt. He met a familiar face in the form of Adam Lucas, who was tired of him ducking him and ultimately, it instigated a brawl as a result.
Flannery McCoy: Clearly DEDEDE is not happy about that but he’s shifted his attention elsewhere for the time being. Finding himself crossing paths with one opponent that I’m sure he holds near and dear to his heart. Hell even calling out her new born child. That was cold. But nonetheless DEDEDE is coming into handle business, surely not looking for any outside bullshit as well.
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE is a criminal! Don’t you see?! If he didn’t continue the brawl with Adam Lucas at Egypt we wouldn’t be in the shit that we’re in!
Flannery McCoy: What shit? :comeagain:
Jake Mercer: You see! For the second time EAW is about to lose blood money! And I need that for my extravagant and exotic car collection! :noah:
Flannery McCoy: You drive a Honda-
Jake Mercer: SHHH!!! I’sssm undercover Flan…
(DEDEDE stops at the bottom of the ramp as he runs forward and slides into the ring. He slowly brings himself up to a knee as he turns around and climbs up to the top rope. He spreads his arms out with a straight look in his face before jumping off and making his way towards his corner. Getting ready for in-ring action as ‘Value’ fades out from there)
(‘ULTRAnumb’ by Blue Stahli plays up to the ecstatic cheers from the crowd as Cameron Ella Ava makes her way out to the ring with a smile on her face. She spreads her arms out as she poses at the center of the ring. Looking around as the crowd continues to show their support for her. She looks towards the ring and takes a moment, taking a deep breath before she makes her way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: And his opponent… from Los Angeles, California… weighing in at 140 pounds… THE GODDESS… CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Well last week didn’t go in Cameron’s favor. She was looking to come out with a win against Darcy May Morgan at Egypt. And while she didn’t lose, she didn’t exactly come out on top either. Both of them being counted out.
Flannery McCoy: Well she looks to avenge her draw and come out with a victory tonight! I’m sure that’s exactly what she wants to do especially against her opponent who she has a long and fabled history with.
Jake Mercer: I value the lives of our Elitists and I think for the safety of the two competitors in the ring, Cameron should just forfeit.
Stew-O: You expect this to be a Grand Rampage 2020 situation? It’s far from it Jake.
Jake Mercer: That’s where you’re wrong my friend. When you’re in Elite Answers Wrestling, anything can happen.
(Cameron makes her way around the ring as she jumps up onto the apron and looks out to the crowd who continues to show their support. She enters into the ring as she spreads her arms out at the center of the ring with a smile on her face. That smile growing cold as she turns to look over at her opponent, a serious expression shown instead. She gets ready as from there, ‘ULTRAnumb’ fades out as the ref signals for the bell from there)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as our main event of the night is officially underway! AND CAMERON RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE RUNNING TOWARDS DEDEDE AND GOING FOR THE WONDER WOMAN PUNCH! FOREARM SHOT LOOKS TO KNOCK DEDEDE OUT AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE!
Flannery McCoy: But DEDEDE saw it coming as he ducks under it! Cameron turns around, AS DEDEDE JUMPS INTO THE AIR AND GOES FOR DEMOLITION! DEDEDE LOOKING TO GIVE CAMERON A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE AS HE GOES FOR THE JUMPING CUTTER TO TAKE HER OUT EARLY!
Jake Mercer: But Cameron pushes away leaving DEDEDE to let go and stumble forward! DEDEDE turning around, BUT IT’S CAMERON WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE OF DEDEDE TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! And Cameron is not fucking around as you can see her shaking her head right now as DEDEDE is pulling himself up to his feet. DEDEDE looks to be practically the opposite, look at that shit eating grin on his face! He knows damn well that he has Cameron’s number.
Stew-O: It’s more mind games than anything in this match but you know at the same time Cameron is just begging DEDEDE to hit her with his best shot. AS DEDEDE GETS UP AND SPINS AROUND GOING FOR A SPINNING BACK FIST! But Cameron ducks under barely before it connects. But that doesn’t stop DEDEDE from backing up and sending a back elbow towards the face of Cameron! Cameron stumbling backwards towards the ropes now. AS DEDEDE RUNS TOWARDS HER AND SENDS HER OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO RINGSIDE WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE is clearly not here to play games as he rolls out of the ring and grabs Cameron by the head before bringing her up. AND THROWING HER INTO THE BARRICADE SPINEFIRST! Cameron crumbling down to the mat but immediately is putting a hand on the barricade to help herself up to her feet. AS DEDEDE RUNS TOWARDS CAMERON LOOKING TO THRUST HIS SHOULDER INTO THE ABDOMEN OF CAMERON! BUT CAMERON BARELY MANAGES TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY AS DEDEDE COLLIDES WITH THE BARRICADE TAKING HIM TO THE MAT!
OONNEE!!
TTWWOO!!
Jake Mercer: And the count has begun as Cameron keeps her distance from DEDEDE who is nursing his left shoulder as he gets himself up to his feet. DEDEDE shaking it off as he makes his way towards Cameron. BUT CAMERON GRABS HIM BY HIS HEAD AND SLAMS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! DEDEDE is on wobbly legs at this point but Cameron is continuing the assault inside the ring as she rolls him back inside.
Stew-O: DEDEDE leaning against the bottom rope for a moment as he gets up to his feet and drags himself towards the corner. Cameron sees this as she rolls into the ring, AS SHE RUNS TOWARDS HIM LOOKING FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! But DEDEDE just barely manages to move out of the way, AS HE GRABS CAMERON BY HER HEAD AND THROWS HER INTO THE RINGPOST! Now that had to hurt!
Flannery McCoy: It’s not the worst thing to happen in this company. Case in point, DEDEDE and Cameron’s previous encounters. Cameron heaving herself up hanging on a limb as she holds onto the top rope. But DEDEDE isn’t going to let her breath as he brings her up and pushes her against the corner. Now just brutalizing the Hall of Famer sending elbows towards her face sending her down to a seated position against the corner! DEDEDE isn’t stopping though as now he’s beginning to constantly stomp down on her chest taking all the air out of her body! DEDEDE wants to make sure that Cameron suffers but lucky for her the ref is forced to intervene as he splits the two of them apart.
Jake Mercer: DEDEDE taking a step back as Cameron brings herself up in the corner. BUT DEDEDE ISN’T WAITING AS HE RUNS TOWARDS HER GOING FOR A KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HER GUT! BUT CAMERON MANAGES TO AVOID IT AND TAKES DEDEDE DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A LEG SWEEP! DEDEDE slowly rolling to his side as he makes an attempt to recover, pulling himself up onto all fours in hopes that he can rebound before Cameron can do anything. BUT CAMERON RUNS TOWARDS DEDEDE AS SHE SENDS A BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD!
Stew-O: DEDEDE is taken back down to the mat as he’s quickly retreating, rolling away onto the apron. But Cameron is already advancing towards him as she grabs DEDEDE by his head and brings him up on the apron. BUT DEDEDE GOES THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AS HE SENDS A SHOULDER THRUST TOWARDS THE GUT OF CAMERON! Cameron trying to retreat backwards but DEDEDE already as a hold of her. AS HE LEAPS OVER THE TOP AND GOES FOR A SUNSET FLIP! PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT CAMERON KICKS OUT!
Jake Mercer: Cameron caught by surprise but she manages to pull through as she gets back up to her feet. BUT DEDEDE RUNNING TOWARDS HER LOOKING TO CATCH HER OFF GUARD ONCE AGAIN WITH A BRUTAL SPEAR!
Stew-O: But Cameron leapfrogs over it! DEDEDE sliding down to the ground as he slams the canvas before getting up to his feet. BUT BEFORE HE CAN FOCUS HIS ATTENTION ON CAMERON SHE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A SWIFT ARM DRAG! Cameron keeps ahold of the arm as she drags up DEDEDE once again. BEFORE SHE GOES FOR A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!
Flannery McCoy: But DEDEDE ducks under it as he runs to the ropes and back! BEFORE LEAPING INTO THE AIR AS HE TAKES CAMERON DOWN WITH A BIG CROSSBODY! Cameron grabbing her gut as she staggers up to a knee. BUT NOT BEFORE DEDEDE GRABS HER BY HER ARM AND PULLS HER IN, TAKING HER DOWN WITH A LEAPING REVERSE STO! THE GAWD IS GETTING BACK INTO THIS MATCH!
Jake Mercer: But how long can he keep this up for? Cameron is already beginning to slowly get up to her feet as DEDEDE grabs her into a headlock! But before he can do anything she begins to push her towards the ropes! Cameron using the ropes as she turns it into an Irish whip! BEFORE THROWING DEDEDE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE AND OUT OF THE RING! Cameron isn’t done though as she stays planted in the ring while DEDEDE is beginning to pull himself up to his feet. AS CAMERON RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK AND LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE GOING FOR A TOPE CON HILO!
BANG!
Stew-O: BUT DEDEDE MOVES OUT OF THE WAY AS CAMERON DROPS DOWN ONTO THE METAL PLATING OF THE RAMP! And that sickening sound means that had to cause alot of pain for the Ava. But I don’t think DEDEDE cares as he grabs her and rolls her back into the ring. Cameron is practically writhing in pain as DEDEDE slides into the ring himself. Like a predator stalking his prey.
Flannery McCoy: AS HE GRABS HER AND DROPS HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH THE IMPALER! THE IMPALER DDT CONNECTS AS DEDEDE ROLLS CAMERON ONTO HER BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG! GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT! COULD THIS POSSIBLY SPELL THE END OF THE MATCH RIGHT HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEE-
Jake Mercer: BUT CAMERON NARROWLY GETS THE SHOULDER UP! KICK OUT!
Stew-O: This match continues as DEDEDE looks a bit confused as well but he’s not letting it get to him as he gets up to his feet and begins to head over to the corner, waiting for Cameron to get up to her feet. As he makes his way towards Cameron and grabs her, BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN INTO A SCOOP SLAM! Cameron grabbing her back once more in pain as DEDEDE runs to the ropes and back! BEFORE CONNECTING WITH A CORKSCREW ELBOW DROP TO THE HEART OF CAMERON!
Flannery McCoy: Cameron grabbing her chest in pain but she’s pushing through as she brings herself back up to her feet. BUT IT’S DEDEDE THAT ATTACKS AS HE CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING FOREARM SMASH TOWARDS HER FACE TO TAKE HER BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND! Cameron isn’t down for long as she leans against the ropes to help herself up to her feet before stumbling forward. BUT NOT BEFORE DEDEDE FOLLOWS UP WITH ANOTHER JUMPING FOREARM SMASH IN SUCCESSION!
Jake Mercer: Cameron is down on the mat but DEDEDE isn’t stopping the assault, AS ONCE AGAIN HE GOES FOR A CORKSCREW ELBOW DROP! But Cameron rolls out of the way leaving nobody home for DEDEDE! DEDEDE scrambling up to his feet, BUT NOT BEFORE CAMERON AS SHE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND LEAPS OFF THEM TAKING THE CHAIRMAN DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Cameron is building up a comeback here!
Stew-O: This has been a very back and forth contest here but the question is how long can either of them last? There has to be a point that spells the end of this match for either of these Elitists. Cameron is up as she’s climbing up to the top rope rope DEDEDE is making an attempt attempt drag himself up as well. DEDEDE is up, AS CAMERON LEAPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES CAMERON DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A TOP ROPE BLOCKBUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: DEDEDE shoots up in pain as he grabs the back of his neck dragging himself up once more. BUT CAMERON RUNS FORWARD AS SHE GOES FOR A WONDER WOMAN PUNCH! RUNNING FOREARM TO THE SKULL OF DEDEDE!
Jake Mercer: BUT DEDEDE GRABS HER BEFORE SHE CAN CONNECT AND TAKES HER DOWN WITH DEMOLITION! JUMPING CUTTER CONNECTS AND PLANTS CAMERON DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: DEDEDE isn’t going for the pin but I think rather acknowledging the fact that he has Cameron right where he wants her! Cameron staggers up as this is definitely not the position that she wants to be in at the moment! DEDEDE is primed and ready though! AS HE LOOKS TO TEAR HER IN HALF WITH ONE OF HIS SIGNATURE SPEARS-
(Abruptly, ‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell blasts through the speakers of the arena to thunderous cheers from the virtual crowd)
Stew-O: Oh my…
Flannery McCoy: Oh my indeed. Hot off a Battle of Egypt brawl with the man left standing at the center of the ring. I think we know exactly why he’s out here.
(DEDEDE’s train of thought is cut off as he immediately looks towards the stage with a clearly disgruntled look on his face upon hearing the familiar theme. None other than the PURE Champion, Adam Lucas, makes his way out to the stage with a sarcastic innocent look on his face. He has the PURE Championship resting around his shoulder along with a microphone in his hand. DEDEDE is leaning against the ropes as he simply stares a hole into Lucas. ‘You Know My Name’ fades out as Adam is still standing on the stage. Putting his hands on his hips with a smile on his face clearly soaking in the reaction the Chairman has given him. Before bringing his mic up and beginning to speak)
Adam Lucas: Hey Ryan, I’m sorry I interrupted your match. But I had no choice! You see, I couldn’t get you to address me correctly any other way. I called you out like a man right in the middle of the ring, no response. I came out while you were having your little monologue during Egypt, and went south. So since you think you’re in charge around here allow me to show you one thing. The simple premise that I am not going to just lay down and take your shit. So that’s why I’m going to finally do what I should’ve done to begin with, and that’s flip the script and give you a heavy dose of karma.
(The crowd roars in approval as Adam keeps his eyes fixated on DEDEDE keeping the smirk on his face. DEDEDE seems annoyed now, clearly not wanting to go through this today. But Adam doesn’t care as he continues on)
Adam Lucas: You think that you can fuck everybody over that you cross paths with and rub everybody the wrong way and nothing ever happens to you because you’re the Chairman and you have all this power? If you do think that, then you thought wrong. Because as much power as you have, it’s not solely possessed by you, Ryan Adams. Because that power is also shared with a certain Board of Directors. A board who happens to be just as tired of your constant bullshitting around as the rest of the world. Where do I start? You doing shitty business deals with murderous war hawks and putting more focus on side ventures that you waste the company’s budget on has its blowbacks? I could go on Ryan, but I’m sure everybody knows what kind of antics that you’ve gotten up to these past few years.
Adam Lucas: So a little birdy told me that despite your status as the Chairman of Elite Answers Wrestling, the board went ahead and voted to elect a new member of the board.
(The crowd begins to murmur in anticipation. Clearly this means a shift in the landscape of EAW and most importantly, a blow to Mr. DEDEDE as well. DEDEDE clearly does not seem happy but at the same time, he’s enticed on who the new member may be)
Jake Mercer: I hope it’s El Landerson. I’ve heard he’s been working on creating a new wrestling company with Drake King. I think he’d make a great board member. :wow:
Stew-O: Well I think it’s far from that Jake. Adam wouldn’t come out here to publicly announce this if it wasn’t major. He’s looking to send a message to DEDEDE tonight and I think this is the way he’s decided to go about it. And what better than to expose the Achilles’ heel in the Chairman’s powers here in Elite Answers Wrestling?
Adam Lucas: It’s a man who you’ve fucked over similarly in the past just like me. And frankly, the man who created and built this company from the ground up despite you taking credit for it. And I don’t think after I said that this man needs an introduction.
Flannery McCoy: It couldn’t be…
Jake Mercer: Change the culture baby!
(The crowd cheers loudly as they know exactly who it is. Adam simply turns to the stage as DEDEDE blinks his eyes repeatedly. To confirm their suspicions ‘Shock The World’ by Lloyd Banks blasts through the speakers of the arena as the crowd completely comes unglued. Weeks after his Grand Rampage performance none other than Ronn Banks makes his way out from the backstage area as he has a smug look on his face. He looks towards Adam who has his hand held out as both of them shake hands. He then turns to DEDEDE in the ring who is completely dumbfounded. The Chairman is completely livid as he looks like he’s seen a ghost)
Stew-O: DEDEDE looks absolutely livid! The crowd is coming unhinged but his reaction is the opposite of that. You gotta wonder how he feels considering his past demons are coming back?!
Flannery McCoy: WELL I DON’T THINK THERE’S THAT MUCH TIME TO PROCESS THIS CONSIDERING WE STILL HAVE A MAIN EVENT GOING ON! CAMERON FROM BEHIND AS SHE POPS DEDEDE UP ON HER SHOULDERS WITH EXTRAORDINARY STRENGTH! BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH BREAKING BARRIERS! ARGENTINE BACKBREAKER CONNECTS AND KNOCKS THE CHAIRMAN OUT COLD AS CAMERON HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIM ATTEMPT! TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE DISTRACTION COURTESY OF ADAM LUCAS AND THE NEWEST BOARD MEMBER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘ULTRAnumb’ plays up to a loud pop from the crowd as Cameron Ella Ava drags herself off the body of Mr. DEDEDE. She’s exasperated as she attempts to catch her breath for a good moment. But ultimately she has the biggest smile on her face as she helps herself up to her feet. The ref makes his way over as he raises his hand in victory. Cameron makes quick side glances to the stage so often, but she doesn’t let it dull her spirit as she continues her celebration in the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… CAMERON ELLA AVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: IT’S THE SCREWJOB! THE DIRT SHEETS PREDICTED IT! THE NEW JERSEY SCREWJOB IS AMONGST US!
Stew-O: Wow, what a captivating way to end the match. It was a great back and forth between the two Hall of Famers. But in the end DEDEDE’s previous actions got the best of him as Adam Lucas came out to introduce him to his karma. And that was in the form of Ronn Banks.
Flannery McCoy: A swerve that will continue to unfold in the coming weeks, Cameron took advantage of that and knocked DEDEDE out for the win. Valiant showing by Cameron, and congratulations for her victory!
(Cameron leaves the ring as she spreads her arms with a smile, making her way up the ramp as the crowd continues to show their support. She passes by Ronn Banks who acknowledges her before she makes her way towards the backstage area. DEDEDE is being helped up by the ref as he looks up to the stage even more furious than before. The last shot seen is DEDEDE staring at the nonchalant Adam Lucas along with a smug looking Ronn on the stage as from there, Dynasty fades completely to black)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
