Matthew Graham
(EAW intro plays.)
(A recap of last week’s episode of Dynasty is shown: Impact kicks off the show talking about how he should be the one main eventing Pain For Pride after the Grand Rampage Free-Per-View. StarrStan then comes out to say that there’s already a match to determine who’s going to face the World Heavyweight Champion and that’s in the No Way Out match. Not long after he’s interrupted by Charlie Marr, Lethal Consequences, Chris Elite, & Insurgency. Before it gets too out of hand Starr confirms they will all be in the No Way Out match as it ends with a tense staredown. MITSUBACHI makes his return as he gets a big win in his first match back against Jonny Airhart. Dray Fontana enters Starr’s office as they have a talk before Starr tells Dray he’ll be in action next week. Afterwards Veena barges into the office and argues with Starr, saying that he’s lucky that he still has a job as she leaves from there. In their tag team debut Harper Lee & Ximena Valesquez get a dominant win over the team of Jordan Payne & Mary S. Atlas. It then goes to Ashley Flores who hypes herself up and warns everyone who is going to stand in her way saying that she is going to knock them down. Michael Belfort has an interview with Andre Walker who is all confident heading into the New Breed Gauntlet match that he has at Battle of Egypt. Saying that his reign is just the beginning and that he is furthermore the best New Breed Champion of all time. Speaking of Andre later on he’s in action against Veena Adams with Charlie Marr in her corner. The match is ended as Jordan Payne and Jonny Airhart interfere to save Veena via disqualification, staking their claim for the New Breed Championship at Andre’s expense. It then goes to Insurgency backstage as Maxwell begins to start an argument between the group, blaming them for his PURE Title loss as it gets heated. In the end Jake ultimately calms them all down as they continue to get ready for their match. Adam Lucas cuts a promo on Mr. DEDEDE and his actions at Grand Rampage before calling him out. Ultimately DEDEDE doesn’t come out leaving Adam to be forced to take his leave. Chris Elite gets a big victory following his Grand Rampage defeat against Charlie Marr. Moving on The Visual Prophet and Dr. Angelo D’Angelo cut a promo warning Drake King leading into Battle of Egypt and saying specifically, that he’s still his. Adam Lucas and Xander Payne are locked into a Champions vs Champions match which is ended with Mr. DEDEDE costing Adam the match while the ref wasn’t looking. It then leads to StarrStan introducing a Special Guest Enforcer for the No Way Out match in the form of EAW Hall of Famer, Tyler Parker. He hypes the crowd up before he’s interrupted by Insurgency. Insurgency give a nonchalant Tyler a warning as Tyler leaves them be. Insurgency then move onto the main event where they find themselves on the losing side against The Liquid Swordz, Lethal Consequences, and Impact. Where to end the show off, Jake, Limmy, & Donovan betray Maxwell standing over his battered body as the recap ends from there)
(It then transitions over to the World 1 Theatre as red pyro blasts out of the stage. The virtual crowd is hyped up as it pans around the arena to show the excited fans in attendance tonight at home. After a bit it then goes to the announcers desk as the team of Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, & Jake Mercer are seen with smiles on their faces)
Stew-O: Ladies and gentlemen we have a week left till Battle of Egypt: Clash in Cairo… welcome to FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: And what a show that we have planned for you tonight including a star studded main event! Our World Heavyweight Champion, Xander Payne, has a date with an Under Siege 2020 rematch as he goes up against the EAW Chairman, Mr. DEDEDE!
Jake Mercer: I can’t believe you’re forgetting about the tag match that we have. With some losers going up against Impact and the BIG MAN LETHAL CONSEQUENCES! I just can’t wait! Let’s get to it! Let’s go!
(It then goes to the stage as ‘Met Gala- by Gucci Mane ft. Offset sounds off through the speakers of the arena as the virtual crowd noise starts to funnel in. Tyler Parker makes his way out from behind the curtain with a grin on his face, as he makes his way down the entrance ramp, to the ring. He steps through the ropes, and gets a mic, ‘Met Gala’ fading out from there)
Tyler Parker: As you know i was announced as the Special Enforcer to the No Way Out match at Battle of Egypt 2. Now I would just like to see where everyone’s mind is at going into the No Way Out match. Obviously there is a big opportunity on the line, and with all of these men looking to prove something, the stakes have never been higher for them. A shot at the World Heavyweight Championship at PFP is on the line, and I know from experience what type of an honor that is. These men will put their livelihood on the line just for this opportunity; and as the Special Enforcer it is my job to make sure that these Men don’t go too overboard. But like I said, let’s find out just how these guys are feeling.. Introducing first. Chris Elite.
(‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke blasts through the speakers, as Chris Elite comes out. He stalls at the top of the stage and poses, before making his way down to the ring)
Tyler Parker: Next.. Lethal Consequences!
(‘Tougher, Colder, Killer’ by El-P ft. Killer Mike & Despot plays up as the man known as Lethal Consequences comes strutting down the entrance ramp, and into the ring. He goes right up to Chris Elite and gives him a middle finger. Chris Elite simply shrugs it off as he shakes his head in response, clearly not intimidated by the presence of the former World Champion)
Tyler Parker: Next, please welcome Charlie Marr!
(‘Bad Guy’ by Morrisson plays as Charlie Marr comes out to the stage with a straight look on his face as he finds himself standing at the center of the stage. He has a fierce look of determination as he makes his way down the ramp and enters into the ring, looking at everyone already inside the ring with a smirk on his face.)
Tyler Parker: Next, please welcome Impact!
(‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti ft. Kid Cudi blasts through the arena as the virtual crowd thunders in applause. Impact comes down the ramp, before making his way into the ring, glaring at everyone standing in front of him.)
Tyler Parker: Lastly please welcome to the ring, Limmy Monaghan, and Jake Smith.. Insurgency!
(‘Morning Glory’ by Oasis plays as just Limmy Monaghan and Jake Smith walk down the entrance ramp slowly, and methodically. They seem to not be pleased having to stand in the ring with everyone as they enter in. They scan the competition as a smug look grows on both of their faces as well)
Tyler Parker: Now that everyone is here I-
(Before Tyler is able to finish his sentence Jake cuts him off)
Jake Smith: You’ve said enough. I feel as though I speak for everyone in this ring when I say no one wants to see you try to assert yourself into the middle of this. This isn’t about you; everyone wants to hear from the people that actually bring value to our company.
Charlie Marr: And you think you and Robin over there are people that “bring value to this company”? I think I’ll just come out and say it, no one gives a fuck about bargain bin New Eden. You failed to overthrow the government, Trump isn’t president anymore; and you have to get over it. How can there only be 2 stables in EAW, and you can still be so overshadowed? Yet you still want to act like this is working? You two are going into a match where there is one winner; and you can say that this is going to work well, and you can put everything to the side, but no.. You two are selfish, and you will put your needs before the other every time..
Limmy Monaghan: That’s where you’re wrong Charlie. Insurgency isn’t such narrow minded simpletons that we can’t see the bigger picture. What’s good for one, is good for all, and yeah, I think I’m going to win, but that’s what separates Insurgency from everyone else. We actually want to succeed as an entire group, everyone else works for one person in general. There is no leader here, Jake doesn’t lead me, I don’t lead Jake, Donovan isn’t led by anyone. We are a cooperative group, and that’s it. It’s not hard to see, the both of us are in this match, and the both of us will be successful in this match regardless of what you or anyone else may think.
Impact: Look, you two are newish so you really don’t understand what goes on here in EAW. You’re coming in, hearts filled with hope.. And I hate that. I don’t want you to be hopeful, because that just means I haven’t done my job. Look at Chris Elite, look at LC, look at Charlie Marr they have all failed so much, and now they look like former shells of themselves. No stable in EAW history has ever stood the test of time, and you are no exception. At some point, egos will get in the way; one will break out and the others will get jealous. You look at this as a sort of breakout moment for you entire group; when it’s just the beginning of the end. The dissection of Insurgency has already begun, it’s only a matter of time before we see it play out right before our eyes..
Chris Elite: Excuse me bitch, but what did you say? I know you ain’t dick feasting right before my very eyes. You think you slick huh? You think I didn’t hear that shit? Bruh, you really not up to EAW history yourself, because you been nothing but shit for some time. What you think you’ve done for the past year? You lost the World Championship, then poof, relevancy gone bitch. You lost to ME at PFP last year you bum. I look around this world and I’m sure I’ve whooped all your asses. I got this GAWD contract because I am the best in EAW. EAW needed me to be greatness, so I did that. Whether or not I’m on a losing streak, or whatever the fuck, doesn’t matter, EAW needs Chris Elite in the big matches because I bring the eyes. I’m not Charlie Marr that needs a bitch to fight his battles for him. I’m not fatass Impact that hasn’t been able to back up his shit in a year, I’m not LC that got 1 pity win a few months ago, and couldn’t handle the pressure in the spotlight, I’m not some clueless dumbasses that think their stable actually means something, when they’re the least relevant stable on Dynasty, and they the only ones. I’m Chris Elite, and–
Lethal Consequences: Hey wait, I just realized I don’t want to hear you talk anymore, weird. A pity win Chris? What does that even mean? Everyone in EAW says that, but it doesn’t mean anything. So the competitors I was against just decided to lose that day? Here’s the thing, people want to talk shit about me all the time, but the mere fact I’m still in the position I’m in today speaks volumes. Sure I don’t have the accolades of Impact, but I’ve got more than you. I’ve got a lot more than a lot of people, and at my age, after people wrote me off for so long; I have gone and proved where I stand in this company. Did I have the title as long as I wanted? No; but I more than proved that I’m capable of doing it, and I’ll do it again. you’ve had that contract for like 5 years now, and only capitalized with it once anyway, so why should we even care that it exists.
Charlie Marr: LC.. We can agree that everything Chris said for the most part is in fact bullshit. He is not the most popular star in EAW, I am. He hasn’t been relevant in years; I am the greatest sport entertainer in EAW, and that will never cease to exist. I didn’t “need a bitch” to be successful; but of course Chris Elite stoops to such levels to take aim at the females of the world. He’s a misogynistic pig, and I simply won’t stand for it. We can not, and will not have such a disgusting person holding the World Heavyweight Championship any time soon. Veena only does what is best for the likes of Dynasty. Veena has a vision which is more than we can say about StarrStan. She knows that Charlie Marr equals ratings, and that’s not something that I can just have in my back pocket for the rest of my life like Chris Elite with his GAWD Contract. That is something I have to prove every single week, because Veena isn’t stupid. If I’m not bringing the best to the table, of course she won’t go to bat for me; but she knows who I am. She knows that there is no one on this roster that can bring as much as I can..
Jake Smith: Says the guy that literally just lost a World Heavyweight Championship match to that fat piece of shit Xander.. What? Last month? See all of you are just talk; meanwhile Insurgency actually comes through with promises. 2x PURE Champion Jake Smith, 1x PURE Champion Limmy Monaghan, not to mention ex Tag Team Champion as he carried his piece of shit partner to Championship gold. So let’s not get it twisted, all of you say you’re going to do something, and you fail miserably. Insurgency says we’re going to do something, and we do it. Did you not see the destruction we caused at EAW HQ? We destroyed the offices, and I was able to take home a little token of appreciation from DDD’s office. HIs titles, gone. HIs computer, gone. Everything that he holds near and dear to him is gone!
Impact: Except for the fact that he literally said he has everything insured, and you wasted your time, but go on.
Limmy Monaghan: It doesn’t matter, we sent the message, and now his rates go up now anyway! So really, who’s laughing? Us. See you old fucks can try to poke holes in everything we say, but the fact still remains that we are relatively new, and are already taking EAW by storm, while all of your stars are fading. I mean, look at what we have in the ring right now. It looks like a retirement home; and I guess there’s a place for that in EAW. People enjoy their trips down memory lane, but then you get reminded of the times that no longer exist, and then they get sad. Tyler Parker, as a special enforcer, is sad. Coming back, leaving again, coming back, same old shit, and now he feels special because he’s given some authority over a match that he really has no bearing on? Is that what you old fucks do? Just take whatever EAW gives you for some scrap of relevancy?
Tyler Parker: You know respect goes a long way there Limmy. I’m thankful for what EAW has provided me, and I am doing them a favor by coming back and helping out here. I guess you, and Jake don’t realize it yet, but the way you treat people, the way you talk actually could bite you in the ass at some point. Sure you haven’t much push back yet.. I mean you did get clean swept at the FPV before Grand Rampage, but sure, you’re untouchable.
Jake Smith: That’s right Tyler, we are untouchable. Because I know that we didn’t exactly do what we wanted at Grand Rampage, or Reckless Wiring but it doesn’t matter. We’re still in the same exact spot that we like to be at the end of the day. All it takes is for an opportunity, and a mistake to get exactly what we want. We got the opportunity, and I’m looking at 5 mistakes standing in the ring right now.. That means you too Tyler. EAW may appreciate the past and what it’s given them, but the past is just that. The past paved the way for the present, so why don’t we actually let the present flourish instead of going back to the well on something that doesn’t really work anymore.
Chris Elite: Yo man enough of the bullshit, I don’t give a fuck about any of this shit. All y’all gotta know is that imma beat all your asses, win No Way Out, and I’m going to main event Pain For Pride again. All you can sleep on me all you want; makes no difference, facts are facts, and I’m going to be World Heavyweight Champion again. I know that pains all of you, but if this my competition? Then there is no competition. You motherfuckers talk too damn much, and I ain’t hearing a damn thing. Charlie out here dick eating, Impact out here dickeating, LC out here dick eating, and Insurgency has taken time out of their busy schedule of dick eating Donald Trump, to dick eat EAW.. So why don’t we all just shut the fuck up, embrace me as the next champ, and move on with our damn lives..
(Before Chris can finish his train of thought, ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill suddenly comes on to a chorus of boos as Xander Payne with his World Heavyweight Championship walks out, and stops at the top of the ramp holding a microphone)
Xander Payne: What fucking clown show did I just walk into here? A bunch of the same person copy and pasted over and over again talking just to talk. What was the point of this really? To hear a load of verbal masturbation that the audience can cringe at? I mean what do we actually expect to get out of this? Some sort of common ground? All I hear is some stupid bullshit coming out of each and every single one of you. I can see what I’m in store with for whoever wins this thing. Repetitive bullshit that I’ve heard so many times before. Look, I’m tired, I’m tired of the same competition being paraded out acting as if they deserve it. And it’s no different with any of you. All of you have your vices, and a reason as to why you have no business being in this ring with me challenging for my World Heavyweight Championship. Charlie Marr, your act got old 2 years ago, and yet you still continue to act like anyone gives a fuck about what you have to say. You’ve been outworked, outclassed so many times, and you still think you can compete? I already beat you, give it up. And talking about people that I’ve already beaten.. Hey LC; I guess you bought yourself a little time with that shitty title reign you had. Now instead of being dead in the water, you’re now on life support. But I really want to drive the point home, this match? Is a waste of time for everyone involved just for the sole reason, that you’re in it. Your time is up, give it up already. Then we have Chris Elite, and what have I done to receive such torture? Dick eating this, dick eating that, you’re fat, fucking same shit over and over again. You’re not just a clown, but the entire circus. I really hope that you don’t ruin PFP by actually winning this match, because that would be torture for everyone. And Insurgency? Is this what we’re really putting in No Way Out matches now? I thought this match was to determine who’s going to face me at PFP for the title? This is just disrespectful, not only to me, but to EAW as a whole. I mean w/e couldn’t find two curtain jerkers? You couldn’t even beat Adam Lucas while PURE Champion, and you couldn’t even beat DDD.. Old ass decrepit DDD; I mean what are we talking about here? Why don’t you go to Voltage and learn how to run a group Jake, they seem to be more successful than you.. And that group sucks! And Impact.. Poor Impact still thinking that he’s got it. Let’s face it man, Grand Rampage wasn’t you bursting out and showing you still got it. I don’t give a fuck if it was 3 on 1, I don’t care if you got shot with a nail gun; that was just a moment in time, and nothing more. You will not build off of it, you will remain in the state of purgatory you’ve been in for a year. It’s a much different game between surprising people by accidentally throwing them over the top rope, than to actually be the primary focus and render your opponent incapacitated. So..
(Xander takes a deep breath)
Xander Payne: Whoever wins this little charade, it doesn’t matter. You’re winning anything. You’re just winning second place, to me. So good luck out there! It won’t matter at all anyway.
(‘It Follows’ plays up as everyone in the ring looks absolutely livid at the words of the World Heavyweight Champion. Xander simply shakes his head as he turns around and makes his way up the ramp, the last shot seen as Dynasty from there fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial for Tinder featuring Xander Payne. A safe haven where he can cheat on his wife in secret. Though he can never get a match because everytime he does the women (and sometimes men) make fun of his physique)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: Introducing first…
(‘Recreant’ by Chelsea Grin hits to boos from the crowd. Ximena Velasquez comes down to the ring from the backstage arena with an intimidating presence as she keeps her eyes fixated on the ring, ready to get business done.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from El Paso, Texas weighing in at 180 pounds she is “La Diosa” XIMENA VELASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSQUEZ!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Ximena is here in EAW and she is here to stay! I would like to see anyone make this beastly woman leave the roster!
Stew-O: Mary S. Atlas will give it her best attempt but I have to agree. She most likely cannot be stopped!
Jake Mercer: Ximena Velasquez is too perrona to be stopped! I hope Mary came prepared for this. As this should be a great match!
(‘Where’s My Wonderland’ by Blood on the Dance Floor hits to boos from the crowd. Mary S. Atlas comes out looking devious like she has a plan to deal with Ximena Velasquez she is very confident in looking to get the victory as well in the process.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent from St. Louis, Missouri weighing in at 125 pounds she is “Most Wanted” MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY S. ATLAS!!!
Flannery McCoy: Mary has claimed that Ximena is a useless idiot and she seems to be heavily underestimating her opponent this week!
Stew-O: I’m not sure about that Flan. I think she is playing mind games to get underneath Ximena’s skin. She doesn’t care how much Ximena hates her in fact that may be playing right into her strategy!
Jake Mercer: Mary claims she is superior to Ximena :mjpls: I wonder what she means by that.
Stew-O: I am sure she is talking about in the ring Jake calm down.
Jake Mercer: Yes that is what I meant Stew calm down yourself. Mary says she doesn’t need help to beat Ximena and we are about to find that out real quick!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: Both women confront each other up in the ring with the referee separating them for a second after the bell before allowing them free reign of the ring to start things off on an even and fair level. Ximena Velasquez is looking especially enraged as if she intends to do some serious damage and can’t wait for Mary S. Atlas to just try and step to her. However, Mary suddenly rolls out of the ring. Mary playing mind games with Ximena who wants to destroy her here tonight but Mary is forcing her to wait only further enraging La Diosa. Mary takes her time walking around outside the ring nearly exhausting the referee’s ten count… But Ximena suddenly rolls out of the ring chasing her around it! Mary back into the ring as she yells at Ximena to come at her and fight. Mary just taunting Ximena now really pissing her off!
Mary S. Atlas: COME GET SOME!
Stew-O: Mary S. Atlas charges at Ximena Velasquez as she jumps up on the apron… NO! Ximena catches her… Belly to Belly Suplex off the apron to the floor! Ximena throws Mary back first into the ring barricade with that Belly to Belly! Ximena climbs down off the apron grabbing and pulling Mary up by the hair and tossing her hard into the barricade wall! Ximena isn’t done! She yanks Mary up by the hair again running along the side of the ring once again to throw her into the barricade colliding painfully back first! Ximena slams Mary’s head hard into the steel steps as Mary is grimacing in pain from this assault outside the ring. The referee showing discretion here not counting both of these women out. Ximena now bashing Mary’s head repeatedly into the top of our announce table!
Jake Mercer: Ayo don’t spill my Diet Sunkist.
Flannery McCoy: :whoa: GOD FORBID!
Stew-O: It looks like Ximena Velasquez is finally dragging Mary S. Atlas back into the ring as she slams her head first into the apron and then shoves her back into the ring. It looks like Mary is trying to escape but Ximena rolls into the ring in pursuit as Mary rolls away from her. Ximena pulls Mary up over her shoulder… PUMPHANDLE SLAM CONNECTS!!! Followed up with an ELBOW DROP!!! La Diosa to the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Mary S. Atlas kicks out! Ximena Velasquez pulls Mary up and looks to slam her head first into the turnbuckle. No! Mary counters it and twists around instead slamming Ximena’s face right into the top turnbuckle padding! Ximena is shook as Mary now lighting her up with punches in the corner as she is trapped in this onslaught from Mary. Mary kicks the gut of Ximena who is still standing on her feet in the corner. So Mary grabs Ximena by the head Snapmaring her down into the ring. Mary with a hard kick to the back as Ximena sits on on the mat. Just like that Mary has taken control as she surveys a fallen Ximena. Mary now grabbing Ximena by the hair getting revenge for that measure of disrespect as she hooks the arm… SUPLEX TIME! No! Instead Mary went for a Brainbuster dropping Ximena right on top of her head! Mary with the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Mary S. Atlas doing some serious damage to Ximena Velasquez but not quite enough to put her away there! Mary helping Ximena back up as she has something else in store here for her opponent tonight! Mary whips Ximena back into the turnbuckle as she turns around doing a whirl int he ring before charging in. But Ximena gets the boot up! Mary spent too much time being fancy and paid for it! Mary charges in again! Elbow strike from Ximena finds its mark as she staggers back! Ximena comes charging in! But Mary catches her up!!! No! Ximena whirls around grabbing Mary and dropping her with a harsh Backbreaker across the leg!!! Ximena back up as she roars in anger having swatted the annoying fly that is Mary S. Atlas! Mary broken lying in the ring in pain as Ximena descends upon her once more…
Flannery McCoy: Ximena Velasquez pulls Mary S. Atlas back up but Mary rakes the eyes! Ximena screams as she falls back to the ropes turning around and Mary drives her forearm hard into her back. Ximena whips around trying to smack the shit out of Mary who ducks and applies a headlock onto Ximena! And raking the eyes again as she does so! Ximena keeps over in the ring in pain holding her eyes as she is down on her knees… and a Running Knee Strike from Mary! She gets all of it! Cover on Ximena!!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Ximena Velasquez kicks out once again! Mary S. Atlas back up before Ximena suddenly leg sweeps her and takes her down! Ximena with a hard Curb Stomp to the back of Mary’s head as she pulls her back up. She pulls her up on her shoulders…. DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Ximena drives Mary down hard head first into the mat. Going for the cover! No instead Ximena mounts Mary intent on delivering more punches! Again and again and again and again! Ximena is beating the hell out of Mary who is defenseless! The ref may have to stop this match right here right now! Ximena finally relents as Mary is completely motionless. Ximena stands up grabbing Mary’s arm pulling her back up. But Mary just falls over limply.
Stew-O: No! Mary S. Atlas catches herself before she falls showing signs of life here! Atlas back up to her wobbly legs as Ximena cannot believe it! Ximena with a forearm but Mary stands tall! Another forearm! But Mary blocks it with her own arm!
Jake Mercer: MARY S. ATLAS SPITS IN THE FACE OF XIMENA VELASQUEZ!!!
Flannery McCoy: Ximena Velasquez is pissed! She grabs Mary S. Atlas by the throat with one arm and brings her up into Powerbomb position! XV CONNECTS THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner…. XXXIMENNNNNNNNNAAAAAA VELASSSSQQQQQUEZZZZZZ!!!!
(‘Recreant’ hits once again to boos from the crowd as Ximena has her arm raised in victory.)
Jake Mercer: Dominant victory for La Diosa tonight! No one can stop mi diosa! Omg please notice me!
Flannery McCoy: She’s not going to step on you Jake. But that was an impressive performance and Mary S. Atlas learned a very important lesson tonight.
Stew-O: What is that Flan?
Flannery McCoy: Don’t make Ximena mad.
(The last shot seen is Ximena looking down at Mary who is still out on the ground before shaking her head with a stern look, leaving the ring as Dynasty fades out to commercial break from there)
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(The show fades back in from break and cuts down to the ringside area. Dynasty’s own Flannery McCoy is seen standing in the middle of the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: Ladies and gentlemen, two weeks ago at Grand Rampage, Mr. DEDEDE was the special guest referee for the PURE Championship match that featured Maxwell challenging the champion, Adam Lucas. As we all saw, Mr. DEDEDE inserted himself into the match as the referee, citing that he wanted to make sure the match was kept as pure as possible. The match went off without a hitch, but once the bell rang to signal the end, Mr. DEDEDE’s true intentions were revealed when he violently attacked Adam Lucas. Needless to say, our Chairman has some explaining to do. So with that being said…
(At that moment, “Value” by A$AP Ferg begins to blast across the PA system and the fans damn near come unglued when DEDEDE steps on stage.)
Flannery McCoy: PLEASE WELCOME MY GUEST AT THIS TIME… ‘THE GAWD’ MR. DEDEDE!!!
(Mr. DEDEDE is dressed for battle, seeing as how he takes on World Heavyweight Champion, Xander Payne, in tonight’s main event, and like always, DEDEDE heads down to the ring with his usual air of authority and confidence.)
Jake Mercer: I don’t know about you, Stew, but I’ve been looking forward to hearing what our Chairman has to say about what went down at Grand Rampage between Adam Lucas and himself. Mr. DEDEDE is the type of guy who never does anything without a motive, and clearly he has his eyes on the PURE Championship. But why?
Stew-O: Your guess is as good as mine at this point. I won’t even act like I know what is going through the head of Ryan Adams these days. The man has seen it all, done it all, and pretty much owns it all. But we all know that it’s never enough. Even with the success he’s had and with the wealth he’s accumulated, Mr. DEDEDE wants more.
(Mr. DEDEDE is in the ring now, and Flannery is given a spare microphone. She passes it up to the Chairman, who doesn’t waste any time in getting straight to the point.)
Mr. DEDEDE: Before we go any further, let’s just get this out of the way. I don’t owe anyone an explanation for anything. Period. I have every right to come and go, whenever, wherever, and who can really argue with me or stop me? However, since I’m such a fair and generous man, it’s best that Adam Lucas knows exactly what’s going through my head right now and what role he’s to play going forward.
Flannery McCoy: Well I guess that leads to the million dollar question on everyone’s mind, Mr. DEDEDE. Why did you attack the PURE Champion back at Grand Rampage?
(A sly smirk crosses Mr. DEDEDE’s face and he rakes a hand through his luscious blonde hair.)
Mr. DEDEDE: Because I can.
Flannery McCoy: :comeagain:
Mr. DEDEDE: It’s true. I can do whatever I want, without question. I attacked Adam Lucas because he has something in his possession that I want. It’s nothing personal. Let me state that for the record right now before someone goes off on some half-cocked rant, full of tall tales and blatant lies. I made that clear when it came to this whole back and forth with Insurgency, and the same sentiments ring true now. This is not personal! This is business. I understand that’s a foreign concept to a lot of people. They take everything as a personal attack on them, whether it was meant to be or not. Absolutely anyone could be holding the PURE Championship right now, and I promise you that things would still be going down the same exact way. The concept of the PURE Championship has always interested me. It’s a championship that is supposed to represent the best pure wrestler in the company. It goes without saying that I have set the standard when it comes to every facet of this spot for more than a decade. Name me another Elitist with the never-ending work ethic I display that’s amassed never-ending wealth, with the same incredible personal life, with the same amount of in-ring and boardroom success. Go ahead. I’ll wait. Spoiler alert, you can’t, though, because there’s no one else in this business quite like me. I’m the past, the present, and the future of this business. I am eternal. I warned every last one of you that I was going to protect the integrity of the sport and pure wrestling in general, and that’s because I am the future of professional wrestling.
Flannery McCoy: If memory serves me correctly, and with all due respect, sir, you said something similar during your feud with Andre Walker and you failed to take the New Breed Championship off of him.
Mr. DEDEDE: It’s funny you bring that up when last week Andre Walker stated for the world to hear, that I wouldn’t dare test the waters surrounding him again. I got a nice chuckle out of that, because if there’s one thing that Gawd shuns, it’s fear. In no world is Mr. DEDEDE afraid of Andre Walker, or any one else for that matter, but I get why a man like Andre Walker, who is so clearly confused on who and what he really wants to be, would need to cling to his lone victory over me. I represent the only credible championship defense he has in his nearly record-breaking reign, and good for him. My heart was never really into that match because no sooner was it made official, did I come to the realization that I had a bigger purpose. I’ve done it all this season, and then some, except for the one thing I truly wanted to do from the very beginning. I want the PURE Championship. As soon as I realized that, my plan started to come together. I started to put the pieces into place. Adam Lucas is nothing more than a pawn in this game of mine, and I’m very close to kinging myself as the very representation of pure wrestling. I’m sure our young champion feels some kind of way about it, and he’s entitled to his feelings.
(Flannery can’t help but give Mr. DEDEDE a look about that last line.)
Flannery McCoy: :usure:
Mr. DEDEDE: :mjgrin: I welcome him to try and do something about it, although if last week was any indication, Adam Lucas is going to have to operate on my time. I’m not the one who’s going to jump when someone tells me to jump. We operate on my time, and that time is precious. I don’t want it wasted. Ultimately, no matter what Adam Lucas does, he’s going to fall victim to Gawd’s will and become a sacrifice. He’s merely a miniscule flash in the pan when compared to your immortal Mahatma Gawd, and quite frankly, Adam Lucas should be thanking me for putting all this attention on the PURE Championship during this time of the year. I can virtually do anything I want for Pain for Pride season and have every single eye in this industry on me, watching me, and waiting with bated breath to see what I do or say next, and I’m throwing all my energy into becoming the one thing I should have been this entire time… the next EAW PURE Champion. That’s God.
(Flannery goes to say something else, but Mr. DEDEDE has already signalled for his music to hit. He’s given enough for one night, and Adam Lucas definitely has some food for thought now. The Chairman climbs out of the ring, stopping to the soak in the reaction of the virtual crowd. They certainly want to see him chase the PURE Championship and know just how amazing the potential of an Adam Lucas versus Mr. DEDEDE match could be.)
(Dynasty fades into yet another commercial break.)
(A commercial for therapy is shown starring Drake King as he braces himself for his bout at Battle of Egypt: Clash in Cairo with The VIsual Prophet. Before the therapist is revealed to be Viz himself)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: Introducing first…
(‘Happy Song’ by Bring Me The Horizon hits to boos from the crowd. Jordan Payne makes his way to the ring smoking a cigarette and looking badass as he does it while walking down to the ring with a determined look.)
Stephie Love: From Coventry, England weighing in at 200 pounds he is “The Certified Asshole” JORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDAN PAYNE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jordan Payne is determined to crush Jonny Airhart not only in the ring but to stop him from the tiring bragging about his money and other bullshit. I hope he does it! But is Jordan Payne really the guy for that? I mean he is just as annoying…
Jake Mercer: Annoying is subjective Flan. Personally I think these two men are the most entertaining members of the Dynasty roster or at least up there with the best! I mean not everyone has to be some goody two shoes who panders to people like you! Jake deserves some entertainment too!
Stew-O: Calm down Jake. I am sure that this match will be entertaining. Jordan Payne is known to be silent some weeks but this week he ran his mouth and seems determined to crush Jonny even calling his opponent predictable! We will see if things go as predictably for Jordan or not!
(‘Pretty Boy Swag’ by Souja Boy hits to boos from the crowd. Jonny Airhart swags his way down to the ring wearing a panda hat as he holds his arms up to the side showing off despite the hatred of the crowd.)
Stephie Love: From Atherton, California weighing in at 205 pounds he is the “Rich Pretty Boy” JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNY AIRHART!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jonny Airhart is tired of facing what he calls “generic wrestlers” which he considers Jordan Payne to be.
Stew-O: I don’t think either of these two are what I would consider “generic” wrestlers. I mean this is Dynasty and we only accept the best of the best. But I get that they are still young rising talent and want to stand out from the crowd so maybe this is the motivation that they need.
Jake Mercer: Jonny Airhart is already rich. He has swag. He is the Uno Champion. He don’t need no help standing out from the crowd!
(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS & Pop Smoke hits to cheers from the crowd.)
Flannery McCoy: OMG THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!
(Andre Walker walks out to the stage with a chair. Andre Walker stops walking and sets up the chair. Andre Walker will do no more walking as he is now sitting in the chair.)
Jake Mercer: GET HIM OUT OF HERE! HE IS GOING TO INTERFERE!
Stew-O: The champ is just here to scout the competition. Calm yo titties Jake.
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: As soon as the match begins Jordan Payne charges in at Jonny Airhart. But Jonny leaps up in the air split legged to dodge his incoming opponent for the leapfrog. Jordan bounces off the ropes as he comes charging back across. Jonny falls to the mat nearly tripping Jordan who flies across to the opposite ropes. Jonny back up! Dropkick! No! Jordan grabs onto the ropes and Jonny falls flat on his face! Jordan then runs the ropes… but Jonny with a kip up into a Dropkick to take him down! This time Jonny finds his mark taking Jordan down to the mat!
Stew-O: Jordan Payne begins to roll out of the ring eluding Jonny Airhart who stops and grabs him pulling him back into the ring to do more damage. But Jordan kicks him away and rolls outside anyway. Jonny over the top rope! Flying Springboard Moonsault to the outside! No! Jordan rolls out of the way! But Jonny somehow lands on his feet! Such balance! Jonny grabs the shook Jordan who can’t believe what he just saw and smashes his face hard into the barricade! Again! And again! Jordan trying to elude his opponent as he rolls away on the barricade but Jonny grabs the arm whipping him up the stage and into the side of the barricade. He nearly flips over into the crowd but stops himself just in time.
Jake Mercer: Jonny Airhart backs himself up before charging in… Running Body Splash onto Jordan Payne as he lays prone on top of the barricade! Jonny smashes Jordan who falls down to the floor writhing in pain. A lot of action on the outside as the referee urges both men to get back into the ring and restore order in this contest. Jonny yanks Jordan up by the hair shoving him back into the barricade before charging in once more… RUNNING BODY SPLASH!
Flannery McCoy: No! This time Jordan Payne moves out the way and Jonny Airhart collides belly first into the barricade! Down goes Jonny holding his gut in pain as Jordan recovers over on the apron finally getting a breather for the first time since this match began. But Jordan cannot wait long as he makes his way back over to his opponent and pulls him up… hard slap to the face from Jordan! Jordan grabs Jonny by the back of the head slamming him into the barricade. Jordan makes his way back over to the ring quickly rolling in and out to break the count before returning to find Jonny getting back up. He grabs him by the back of the head and starts running… sending Jonny right into the steel ring steps! Jonny goes legs first into the ring steps flipping over them and landing on his back.
Stew-O: The referee out of the ring to check on Jonny Airhart after that collision with the ring steps but Jordan Payne shoes him away. Jordan grabs Jonny and at the referee’s urging throws him back up into the ring. He throws him halfway into the ring that is. The head of Jonny is left hanging off the apron as Jordan hops up on the apron himself and begins to run… Guillotine Leg Drop on the apron! Holy shit! Jordan Payne just nearly decapitated Jonny Airhart here tonight!!! Jordan rolls Jonny back into the ring and goes for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Kickout by Jonny Airhart! I really thought that was it Flan! I think Jordan Payne did as well! Jonny pulls himself to safety in the corner as Jordan stalks him with repeated and vicious stomps to the corner. Jordan gets tired of stomping on Jonny as he pulls himself up and begins hammering into him. Now repeated kicks to the gut as Jonny struggles to stand but Jordan just keeps laying into him with kicks just toying with his opponent as he does further damage with those strikes. Jonny tries to stagger out of the corner to get to safety as Jordan follows him with more and more strikes to the body. Jonny shoves Jordan away but manages only to get himself into the corner.
(The camera cuts to Andre Walker sitting on his chair on the stage looking intently interested at the match going on before his eyes. He wonders if either of these men may possibly snatch his championship away from him at Battle of Egypt.)
Flannery McCoy: Jordan Payne fires off with a series of hard strikes to Jonny Airhart. He lifts him up over his shoulders! Death Valley Driver incominf! No! Jonny grabs the ropes and manages to free himself dropping down behind Jordan Payne. He hits Jordan with a Backstabber! Jonny into the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The kickout by Jordan Payne as Jonny Airhart now has to consider his next move. I think Andre may have thought that was the end too!
Andre Walker: Nah.
Stew-O: Wtf how did he hear me?
Jake Mercer: Jonny Airhart now stalking Jordan Payne up to his feet. Payne turns around as Jonny goes to snatch him… PAYNE WITH A LEGSWEEP! LEGSWEEP RIGHT INTO THE STF!
Flannery McCoy: Jonny Airhart desperate to escape as he may have no choice but to tap out here tonight! He reaches towards the ropes! So close but yet so far!
(Andre Walker stands up and removes his indoor sunglasses.)
Jake Mercer: YES ANDRE! INTERFERE! SAVE THE RICH PRETTY BOY!!!
(Andre Walker sits back down in his chair.)
Jake Mercer: :noah: !!!
Stew-O: WAIT! JONNY AIRHART REVERSES THE STF INTO A PINNING COMBINATION! HE FLIPS THE HOLD OVER SO THAT JORDAN PAYNE IS ON HIS BACK!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout at the last microsecond there from Jordan Payne! Jonny Airhart nearly stealing one there! Payne back up but Jonny with another rollup! No! Payne rolls through it! He grabs Jonny… META KILLER CONNECTS!!!! JORDAN INFLICTING THAT PAYNE!!!
Jake Mercer: NO! Jonny Airhart flips out of it and kicks Jordan Payne hard in the back of his ankle! Payne keels over as Jonny runs the rope! RUNNING KNEE SMASH TO THE FACE OF JORDAN!!!
Stew-O: Jonny Airhart now going high risk! Looking to fly high and risk it all for the biscuit!!!! He plunges!!!
Flannery McCoy: MAKING THE MONEY CONNECTSSS!!! JONNY AIRHART WITH THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY AIRHARRRRRT!!!
(‘Pretty Boy Swag ‘ by Souja Boy hits to boos from the crowd as Jonny Airhart has his arm raised in victory.)
Jake Mercer: Yes! The Richest Prettiest Boy did it! And Andre didn’t even have to interfere! Take a good look Andre! This is the man who is going to end your reign of terror! You have been champ way too long and it is time for you to lose and leave the company forever!
(Jonny Airhart leaves the ring as he smugly smirks up in Andre Walker’s face.)
Stew-O: Oh shit looks like a confrontation is taking place. I hope it does not lead to violence.
(Andre Walker raises up the EAW New Breed Bhampionship as he holds it right in the face of Jonny Airhart shoving him backwards. Andre laughs as Jonny nearly falls off the stage.)
Flannery McCoy: Come on guys save it for the PPV…
(Jonny Airhart reaches deep into his tights before pulling out an Uno card and throwing it in the face of Andre Walker before leaving as Andre is startled by the sudden move. He picks up the card looking confused.)
Stew-O: Well I have to admit I don’t really get the whole thing with the Uno cards and Uno championship… but I don’t think Andre does either and it might just be to get into his head. He is going to need all the focus in the world to walk out of Battle of Egypt with that belt!
(The last shot seen is Jonny making his way up the ramp and spreading his arms out in confidence as that’s the last shot seen before the camera fades out to black)
(The camera cuts to a commercial featuring that one Dynasty referee who believes heavily in QAnon conspiracy theories. Sadly he was fired after failing to show up tonight instead harassing 5 year olds at a playground to stop wearing their masks. Carlos Rosso was also reported to be nearby at the time for unknown reasons.)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as Stephie Love is seen at the center of the ring with a smile on her face as she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen please welcome at this time… Jake Smith, Limmy Monaghan, & Donovan Duke… Insurgency.
(The virtual crowd begins to boo loudly upon hearing the announcement as ‘Morning Glory’ by Oasis blasts through the speakers of the arena. It isn’t long after that the aforementioned team of Jake Smith, Limmy Monaghan, & Donovan Duke make their way out to the stage. Jake and Donovan are in their ring gear with Insurgency shirts on as they’re getting ready for their singles matches against PURE Champion, Adam Lucas, Ashley Flores later in the night. While Limmy Monaghan is fitted in a black suit as all of them stand side by side on the stage. The crowd continues to jeer them as Insurgency seems absolutely unphased despite that. From there they then begin to make their way down the ramp and towards the ring. All of them with nonchalant faces with exception to Jake, who has a signature smirk on his face as they reach the bottom of the ramp. Limmy and Donovan begin to make their way into the ring as Jake scans the arena as the virtual crowd continues to show their displeasure for the group, before they make their way into the ring. Limmy and Donovan take mics from the timekeeper’s area while Jake makes his way over to Stephie Love and snatches her mic before pointing her out of the ring. Insurgency make their way towards the center of the ring as Jake takes front stage. ‘Morning Glory’ from there fades out as Jake begins to speak)
Jake Smith: Recently there have been some misconceptions about Insurgency. Questions about multiple things regarding who has what position in Insurgency. And of course, our actions last week on Friday Night Dynasty to close off the show. And I assure you, your questions will be answered tonight. Let’s start by clearing the air when it comes to the Grand Rampage Free-Per-View. I don’t think there’s any excuses around it. You all saw exactly what happened that night when it comes to me, Limmy, & Donovan. One by one each of us were eliminated from the fray and when the night came to an end, we walked out Texas win-less. I can’t speak for my brethren but it’s a heavy blow. You’ve seen people after Grand Rampage swallow their pride and keep going. And frankly, that was the only way we could go about that scenario. I started by clearing my mind and having a completely different mindset as the road continued towards Pain For Pride, and I opened my eyes. I realized everything that had gone wrong and I had realized that it was going to get me nowhere. So you know what I did? For the sake of myself, for the sake of Limmy, for the sake of Donovan, for the sake of Insurgency, I did what needed to be done and continued to work towards self-betterment. People still have this perception that I believe that I am the best in Elite Answers Wrestling currently. Not in this current state, something needs to be done. And just as we have always done, we improve with every shortcoming. We find the light in the dark and we do something about our luck. And I think I can speak for all of us in saying Grand Rampage won’t be the last time we have a prominent spot at the centerfold of Elite Answers Wrestling. It takes time.
(Jake simply shrugs his shoulders as Limmy steps in front of him and takes centerstage. It’s clearly been frustrating for him as well but at the same time, when one door closes another one opens. He’s already said what he needed to say about the No Way Out match at the beginning of the night and although the sudden interruption of Xander Payne left a sour taste in his mouth. He’s still as confident as ever as he follows up Jake and begins to speak)
Limmy Monaghan: But of course, there’s doubters. It’s nothing new to say after every defeat that we suffer that Insurgency is done for. What’s the point if we’re just going to continuously fall on our asses time after time again? But this loss at Grand Rampage doesn’t change anything. People would love to say that Grand Rampage is a means to an end for Insurgency, but it’s far from it. In fact just as Jake said, it has made us as a collective unit better. The only thing we’ve ever done from person to person who has continuously doubted us is shut them up. We made them respect our position and where we stand on the totem pole and it’ll continue to be that way. Insurgency is only growing with power and no matter how long that takes, Grand Rampage was an example of that. They can try and point fingers all they want and say this and that about us, and believe me I’ve heard alot. From people saying that one or the other is the leader and we contradict one another. From saying that we’re nothing but mediocre. They can say that all they want but it’s never stopped us and it never will. Maybe if that was the truth we wouldn’t be in the position we’re in right now. If that was the truth Insurgency wouldn’t be here because we’d already crumble just as each and everyone of you said we would. But we haven’t. We’ve stood here with all of the success we’ve already accumulated at the palm of our hands and the best part about it? Is the fact that our stock is constantly growing. And while Insurgency isn’t the most formidable threat at the moment, it’s only a matter of time before that happens. We stand before you as equals. Brothers in arms who have mindsets of success and gold and that’s what drives us and keeps a common bond. So when I say that our rise to dominance is happening very soon, I mean that with every fiber of my being. While these past 2 weeks have been very off putting about that fact, that definitely doesn’t mean that we’re going to be wiped off the face of this earth. We are going to make sure that this company is ours and if that takes months? Years? Gladly, it’s nothing we haven’t seen before and we’re going to be in it for the long haul.
(Limmy nods his head as Donovan agrees and takes his place in front of Insurgency. The masses continue to show their displeasure as there has been absolutely no sign of stopping whatsoever from the virtual audience in attendance. Insurgency continues to shrug it off though as they keep pushing through the promo. While Donovan isn’t booked for Battle of Egypt, that’s not stopping him from keeping the same confidence that his partners have as well. There is no doubt that despite his luck he’ll end up on the Pain For Pride card in some capacity. It takes a moment as Donovan lets the boos quiet down before he begins to speak)
Donovan Duke: But while we’re at it guys I think we need to address the elephant in the room. I told you to tune into Dynasty this week and Jake said exactly that all questions would be answered tonight. So let’s talk about Maxwell. I understand the confusion that everyone has about us doing what we did but let’s just make it clear right now that we did what we needed to do. Maxwell was nothing but deadweight to us and anyone with 2 eyes and proper vision could see that a mile away. Now I’ve heard Adam Lucas the whole week make measly attempts to question us and let me just say dude, it’s not that hard. Did you see what happened last week? How he went off on us for no good reason? I know I’m his tag partner and I know we’re supposed to stick together and look out for one another. But be honest, what good was he doing to benefit Insurgency? What was he doing other than holding us down and blaming us for everything that he’s done. Saying that if he came out there at Grand Rampage then things would’ve been different for us then going on to say that if he got our help in his PURE Title match things would’ve been different for him as well? Give me a break! I don’t mean to be like everyone else when I explain a teammate betrayed so and so, but the signs were clear. He posed no use for Insurgency and was only doing more help than harm. He could’ve damn near tore us apart if he kept going with Limmy like that. We had to cut the dead weight and despite the loss of a member, Insurgency could not be better. We are still just as dominant as we were before with or without him and we’re going to show that we can do the job perfectly fine without him as well. I’m sure we all love messages, so consider what we did to Maxwell a lesson to each and every person in the Dynasty locker room. That if you’re going to step up to the Gentlemen’s Table and make a name for yourself, then you better not miss. Because we’re not going to hold back for a second. Me, Limmy, & Jake have high ambitions for Pain For Pride and seeing Grand Rampage slip through our fingers is a hard pill to swallow. But it’s not the end just yet, because there are so many opportunities that are possible that Grand Rampage will be nothing but a speck in the rear view mirror once Pain For Pride comes around. All you have to do is see. Because we’re not done just yet.
(Jake continues to smirk as he hears Limmy and Donovan speak. The crowd continues to boo even showing some sympathy for Maxwell. Jake nods his head as he takes his mic and once again begins to speak)
Jake Smith: It’s safe to say Maxwell is out of the picture, indefinitely. There’s no need to show your support for him or wish him well on his recovery, the only thing you can wish him well on is his travels. Because as far as we’re concerned? He is not going to be stepping into an Elite Answers Wrestling branded ring for a long time. While us? We continue forward. We move onto the No Way Out match where one of us wins and we accomplish that prophecy that we’ve been building up for months. And that’s winning the World Championship on the grandest stage. And here’s the thing, there is absolutely nothing that none of you can do about it other than weep. So the next time you see us after this Friday Night Dynasty? Will be a vision that will be embedded into everyone’s heads for a long time. And that’s Insurgency taking the spotlight at Battle of Egypt: Clash in Cairo, and winning the No Way Out match. We will be seeing each and everyone of you, very soon.
(Jake simply takes a step back as he drops his mic down onto the ground. ‘Morning Glory’ plays up again as the boos simply continue to amplify. Jake spreads his arms out with a smile on his face as Limmy and Donovan pose as well, eating up the crowd’s reaction as they clearly hate the team standing at the center of the ring at the moment. Feeling that they’ve taken up too much of their time watching Dynasty. Jake looks at the hard camera with a smug look before he turns around and makes his way out of the ring. Limmy and Donovan follow as well as they make their way up the ramp. But not before stopping at the bottom of the ramp as they all turn around, all of them raising their hands in the air to rub salt into the wounds before they make their way up the ramp and take their leave. The last shot seen is Insurgency once again posing at the center of the stage as Dynasty fades out to elsewhere, the boos still being heard as it happens as well)
(A commercial for Be a STAR is shown starring Chris Elite as he visits a local children’s hospital and accidently yells a profanity as he stubs his toe)
(Dynasty fades to ringside, and Stephie Love stands in the center of the ring with a microphone in her hand.)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen…. The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL!!!!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!!
(‘il vento d’oro’ by Yugo Kanno hits, and the virtual crowd begins cheering as MITSUBACHI makes his way out to the stage. The fans are excited to see MITSUBACHI face off against someone he has a lot of history with like his opponent tonight, and MITSUBACHI doesn’t waste any time as he makes his way down the stage and towards the ring as the virtual fans continue to cheer.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first…. From Sōka, Saitama, Japan.…. Weighing in at 187 pounds…… MMMMMIIIIIITTTTSSSUUUUUBBAAAAACCCHIIIIIII!!!!!
Stew-O: And here comes MITSUBACHI, fresh off of his first match back to EAW where he captured the victory against Jonny Airhart! We all know how talented this man is and what he’s capable of, and I have to say I’m glad to see this man back in the ring. He may have missed out on a potential PURE Championship opportunity at Reckless Wiring, but this is his chance to get back on track!
Jake Mercer: Well tonight he’s facing someone he not only has history with, but someone that also made their return to Dynasty recently in Dray Fontana! Dray Fontana’s a former PURE Champion with one of the longest PURE Championship reigns of all time. This is no doubt going to be great, but I think MITSUBACHI’s got this.
Flannery McCoy: Let me guess. The “dirtsheets” told you this? You followed MITSUBACHI’s career in some promotion that doesn’t exist?
Jake Mercer: I was actually going to say MITSUBACHI’s been training hard for his return to EAW.
Flannery McCoy: Oh.
(‘Pure Water’ by Skepta hits, and immediately most of the virtual fans begin to boo as Dray Fontana walks out to the World 1 Theatre’s stage for the first time in months. Some of the fans are cheering, as while Dray isn’t the biggest fan favorite, the fans know how talented he is and are excited to see him finally compete once again. Dray looks as focused as ever, clearly ready to try and win his first match since his return at Grand Rampage as he makes his way towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent….. From Kingston Upon Thames, England, United Kingdom…. Weighing in at 200 pounds… DDDDRRRAAAYYYYYYY FFFFOOONNNNTTTTAAANNNAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Now here comes the man that returned at Grand Rampage! Now let me tell you guys, I’ve been following Dray Fontana for a long time. Have I ever told you guys about-
Flannery McCoy: Here we go. :snoop:
Stew-O: Like Jake said, Dray Fontana made his return at Grand Rampage, and while he didn’t have a match last week it was confirmed that he’d be in action tonight. Now he’s taking on MITSUBACHI, and I couldn’t be more excited for this!
Flannery McCoy: This is sure to be a great match. They’ve faced so many times in the past, but they’re both coming off of returns to the ring and I’m sure neither of them want their momentum put to a halt tonight!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stew-O: And here we go! MITSUBACHI versus Dray Fontana! The last match between these two didn’t last very long, but after Grand Rampage it looks like things may change! Dray Fontana is BACK, and so is MITSUBACHI! Both men are circling the ring, and these two have a lot of history with each other dating back to 2020 over on Showdown, and tonight we might just see the conclusion of their feud as they go one on one once again! You’ve gotta wonder just how much these two know about each other after their countless matches. This is going to be great-
Jake Mercer: TYRANT REVENGE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! DRAY DUCKS UNDER IT AND GRABS MITSUBACHI’S FOOT! DRAY LOOKS TO SET UP AN ANKLE LOCK, BUT MITSUBACHI QUICKLY TURNS ONTO HIS BACK AND KICKS DRAY AWAY BEFORE ROLLING BACK UP TO HIS FEET! Dray Fontana looks for the Paramount, but MITSUBACHI avoids it before grabbing Dray from behind! GERMAN SUPLEX BY MITSUBACHI- NO! THAT DOESN’T CONNECT EITHER! DRAY FONTANA LANDS ON HIS FEET, AND NOW DRAY QUICKLY RUNS THE ROPES AS MITSUBACHI SITS UP! DRAY FONTANA LOOKING FOR A PENALTY KICK, BUT MITSUBACHI DROPS DOWN TO AVOID IT BEFORE PULLING DRAY INTO A SCHOOL BOY ROLL UP!
Stew-O: DRAY IMMEDIATELY GETS OUT OF IT, BUT MITSUBACHI POPS UP BEFORE GOING FOR A KICK TO THE HEAD- WHICH DOESN’T CONNECT! DRAY FONTANA DUCKED UNDER IT, AND NOW THERE’S A HUGE ELBOW BY DRAY, CAUSING MITSUBACHI TO DROP TO A KNEE! That may have been one of the first moves to actually connect in this match, and now Dray quickly runs the ropes! DRAY GOES FOR A BICYCLE KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD, BUT MITSUBACHI AVOIDS IT WHILE GRABBING DRAY BY THE ARM, AND DELIVERING A SIDE KICK TO DRAY’S MIDSECTION! MITSUBACHI now raising his leg over Dray’s head, BEFORE DROPPING HIS FOOT DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF DRAY’S HEAD!
Jake Mercer: MITSUBACHI now running the ropes, AND HE GOES FOR A JUMPING KNEE DROP BUT DRAY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! DRAY QUICKLY GETS BACK UP AND LIFTS MITSUBACHI INTO A SUPLEX POSITION, BEFORE DROPPING HIM ONTO THE MAT WITH A HUGE BRAINBUSTER! DRAY NOW GOING FOR THE FIRST COVER OF THE MATCH, AND WITH EVERYTHING WE JUST SAW THAT MAY ACTUALLY BE IT!
ONE!
TWO-
Jake Mercer: NO! MITSUBACHI survives, and I knew I shouldn’t have doubted him! Have I ever told you guys what MITSUBACHI was doing while he was away?
Flannery McCoy: I don’t think I want to know. Anyways MITSUBACHI is still in the match after the brainbuster, but Dray is looking to change that as he stomps right onto MITSUBACHI’s arm as he tried to get back up! Dray now with another stomp, this time to MITSUBACHI’s leg! Now another stomp to MITSUBACHI’s hand! Dray is stomping all over MITSUBACHI’s body, AND DRAY JUST WENT FOR A JUMPING STOMP TO THE HEAD BUT MITSUBACHI ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY! MITSUBACHI quickly stumbling towards the ropes as he gets back up, BUT DRAY FONTANA CHARGES RIGHT TOWARDS HIM!
Stew-O: MITSUBACHI LIFTS DRAY UP OVER THE TOP ROPE! Dray manages to land on the apron though! Dray attempts a forearm on MITSUBACHI, but MITSU manages to block it before delivering a huge enzuigiri- which is blocked by Dray Fontana! Dray grabs MITSUBACHI as soon as he gets back up, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE DRAY IS ATTEMPTING A SUPLEX FROM THE APRON! THIS COULD BE ENOUGH TO TAKE MITSUBACHI OUT OF ACTION, AND THAT’S NOT GOOD! MITSUBACHI HASN’T BEEN BACK FOR LONG, THE LAST THING HE NEEDS IS TO BE TAKEN OUT!
Jake Mercer: DRAY MANAGES TO PULL MITSUBACHI OUT ONTO THE APRON, BUT MITSUBACHI PULLS HIS WEIGHT DOWN SO HE LANDS ON HIS FEET ON THE APRON! MITSUBACHI NOW WITH A HUGE YAKUZA KICK, SENDING DRAY BACK FIRST INTO THE RING POST! MITSUBACHI now lifting Dray Fontana up, AND IT LOOKS LIKE MITSU IS LOOKING TO RETURN THE FAVOR FOR WHAT DRAY DID MOMENTS AGO! BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE APRON!!!! MITSUBACHI JUST DRILLED DRAY’S HEAD INTO THE HARDEST PART OF THE RING! IF THAT DOESN’T TAKE DRAY OUT, I DON’T KNOW WHAT WILL!!
Flannery McCoy: I think MITSUBACHI does though! MITSUBACHI is right back up and he’s lifting Dray Fontana up onto his shoulders, BEFORE DELIVERING A HUGE POWESLAM ON TOP OF THE RING APRON! MITSUBACHI pushing Dray back into the ring, and now he’s climbing up onto the top rope! Dray Fontana still hasn’t fully recovered from that powerslam and brainbuster and is currently on all fours trying to pull himself back up, BUT MITSUBACHI DIVES ONTO DRAY WITH A DIVING KNEE DROP! MITSUBACHI’S KNEE DROPPING RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF DRAY FONTANA’S HEAD, AND DRAY HAS TO BE OUT! MITSUBACHI WITH THE COVER NOW!
ONE!
TWO!-
Stew-O: DRAY FONTANA GETS THE SHOULDER UP! I’m shocked! I’m actually shocked to see Dray Fontana kick out of that one! Dray’s a phenomenal competitor, but that was a diving knee to the back of his head! That should’ve knocked his lights out, but somehow this match is still on! I don’t think it’ll last much longer though. MITSUBACHI has pulled himself up to the middle rope, and it looks like he’s trying to get Dray Fontana to get back to his feet! The virtual crowd is pumped up right now! They’re ready to see MITSUBACHI win this match!
Jake Mercer: MITSUBACHI GOES FOR THE DIVING YAKUZA KICK- BUT DRAY FONTANA DUCKS UNDER IT!! MITSUBACHI MANAGES TO STAY ON HIS FEET BUT DRAY JUST BOUNCED OFF THE ROPES!!! UXU!!! DRAY FONTANA CONNECTS WITH THE UXU, AND NOW IT’S MITSUBACHI THAT MIGHT BE OUT! DRAY FONTANA IS CLIMBING UP TO THE TOP ROPE, AND WHATEVER HE GOES FOR NOW HAS TO PUT THE FINISHING TOUCHES ON THIS MATCH! THERE’S NO WAY THIS DOESN’T END RIGHT HERE AND NOW! MOONSTOMP!!! THE MOONSTOMP CONNECTS ON MITSUBACHI, AND NOW JUST LIKE THAT DRAY FONTANA PULLS HIMSELF OVER MITSU FOR THE COVER!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
Flannery McCoy: MITSUBACHI JUST BARELY MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! MITSUBACHI SURVIVED THE UXU AND MOONSTOMP COMBINATION SOMEHOW! Dray Fontana can’t believe his eyes! He thought he had the match won in his first match back, but somehow MITSUBACHI is still in this one! Dray Fontana is all over MITSUBACHI now, hitting him with elbows after elbows all directed to the face! MITSUBACHI is pretty much defenseless right now, forced to take all of these elbow shots from the former PURE Champion! If this continues, MITSUBACHI really won’t have anything left! There’s no way he’ll be able to continue!
Stew-O: Dray now lifting MITSUBACHI back up, AND DRAY LIFTS MITSUBACHI UP IN A POWERBOMB POSITION- BUT MITSUBACHI IMMEDIATELY BEGINS PUNCHING AWAY AT DRAY! MITSUBACHI STILL HAS SOME LIFE IN HIM, AND SOMEHOW HE MANAGES TO DROP BACK DOWN TO HIS FEET AND FREE HIMSELF FROM WHAT LOOKED TO BE A POWERBOMB- BEFORE HITTING DRAY FONTANA WITH A HUGE ROUNDHOUSE KICK! MITSUBACHI BACKPEDALS INTO THE ROPES AS DRAY FONTANA IS ON SPAGHETTI LEGS, AND NOW THERE’S THE KITCHEN SINK- WAIT NO! IT DIDN’T CONNECT! DRAY FONTANA CAUGHT MITSUBACHI’S KNEE- AND NOW THERE’S A HEADBUTT TO MITSUBACHI!
Jake Mercer: MITSUBACHI drops to a knee, AND NOW DRAY FONTANA GETS MITSUBACHI IN A SUPLEX POSITION- AND IT LOOKS LIKE DRAY MIGHT HAVE ATTEMPTED AN XPLEX BUT MITSUBACHI MANAGED TO COUNTER IT WITH THE TRIANGLE CHOKE! MITSUBACHI JUST LOCKED IN THE LUCK-KEY, AND DRAY FONTANA IS IN TROUBLE NOW! THE LUCK-KEY IS PERFECTLY LOCKED IN AND DRAY FONTANA IS IMMEDIATELY BROUGHT DOWN TO BOTH KNEES AS HE WAS ATTEMPTING THE XPLEX! THIS MATCH COULD BE COMING TO AN END SOON NOW, BECAUSE I DON’T SEE HOW DRAY FONTANA COULD SURVIVE THIS! Dray is pretty close to the ropes so there’s a chance he can make it there, but when he’s been caught by surprise like this does he have enough time!?
Flannery McCoy: Dray is trying to fight out of this but he’s quickly fading! He was caught off guard by that submission, and that was an incredible move by MITSUBACHI! The virtual crowd is cheering as it looks like MITSUBACHI is only moments away from the end of this match! Dray Fontana put up a great fight tonight but I think this is where it ends! WAIT! DRAY ISN’T OUT JUST YET THOUGH, AND HE TRIES HIS BEST TO STRETCH HIS FOOT OUT TO THE ROPES!
Stew-O: AND HE MAKES IT! DRAY FONTANA GETS HIS FOOT ONTO THE BOTTOM ROPE, FORCING MITSUBACHI TO RELEASE THE SUBMISSION! It looks like this match isn’t over after all! Dray Fontana was THIS close to tapping out or passing out, but somehow he managed to just barely get his foot on the bottom rope! This has been an extremely hard hitting match that’s taken a lot out of these two, but what else could you expect knowing their history with each other? This match was bound to deliver, and right now they’re doing a great job.
Jake Mercer: MITSUBACHI is backing up though, and it looks like he’s already got a back up plan since the triangle choke didn’t work! Dray Fontana is barely starting to come to life right now, AND NOW MITSUBACHI CHARGES IN FOR THE TYRANT REVENGE TO A KNEELING DRAY FONTANA- BUT DRAY MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER IT BEFORE JUMPING UP AND DELIVERING A PELE KICK! SOMEHOW DRAY FONTANA IS STILL IN THIS! DRAY FONTANA IS STILL FIGHTING IN THIS MATCH! Both Elitists are slowly getting back to their feet, BUT DRAY KICKS MITSUBACHI’S LEG OUT FROM UNDER HIM BEFORE GRABBING BOTH ARMS! KAMIGOYE KNEE STRIKE TO MITSUBACHI-
Flannery McCoy: NO! MITSUBACHI DODGED THE KNEE BEFORE GRABBING DRAY, AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE MITSUBACHI IS GOING TO GIVE DRAY ANOTHER TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE AS HE ATTEMPTS TO LOCK IN AN ANKLE LOCK- BUT DRAY IS QUICKLY ABLE TO GRAB ONTO THE ROPES! MITSUBACHI now trying to pull Dray back up, BUT DRAY DELIVERS A BACK ELBOW TO THE JAW! DRAY NOW SWEEPING MITSUBACHI’S LEGS DROPPING HIM TO A SEATED POSITION, AND NOW DRAY FONTANA LOOKS FOR A HUGE RUNNING DROPKICK TO THE SIDE OF MITSUBACHI’S HEAD-
Stew-O: BUT MITSUBACHI MANAGES TO AVOID IT! MITSUBACHI QUICKLY FINDING HIS WAY BACK TO HIS FEET AS HE STUMBLES INTO THE CORNER, AND DRAY FONTANA CHARGES IN BUT HE’S MET WITH A BACK ELBOW FROM MITSUBACHI! DRAY ISN’T QUITTING JUST YET THOUGH! HE CHARGES IN ONCE MORE- BUT THIS TIME MITSUBACHI GETS THE BOOT UP AND CAUSES HIM TO STUMBLE BACK! MITSUBACHI now is making his way up to the top rope, and I’m not sure what he’s looking for but there’s no way either of these men have much left in the tank! Surely this is coming to a close soon-
Jake Mercer: DRAY FONTANA SWEEPS MITSUBACHI’S LEGS OUT FROM UNDER HIM! Dray Fontana now climbing to the top rope, and he’s hooking MITSUBACHI possibly for a superplex, BUT MITSUBACHI IS TRYING AS HARD AS HE CAN TO FIGHT OUT OF IT! MITSUBACHI WITH PUNCHES TO THE MIDSECTION, AND NOW THERE’S AN ELBOW TO THE BACK OF MITSUBACHI’S HEAD! These two are going back and forth on the top rope, BUT DRAY HITS EVEN MORE OF THOSE RUTHLESS ELBOWS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD, AND NOW DRAY LIFTS MITSUBACHI UP- BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN ONTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH A BRAINBUSTER! DRAY FONTANA JUST DROPPED MITSUBACHI WITH A BRAINBUSTER ONTO THE TOP ROPE, AND MITSUBACHI COLLAPSES DOWN INTO THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: DRAY FONTANA NOW CLIMBS UP TO THE TOP ROPE HIMSELF, AND MITSUBACHI ISN’T MOVING! THERE’S PRETTY MUCH NOTHING MITSUBACHI CAN DO TO STOP WHATEVER DRAY’S PLANNING! THIS MAY ACTUALLY BE IT THIS TIME!
Stew-O: RAPTURE KILLER!!! DRAY FONTANA WITH THE HUGE DIVING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP TO MITSUBACHI’S BACK, AND THAT’S GOTTA BE IT! THE RAPTURE KILLER CONNECTS, AND DRAY FONTANA NOW GOES FOR THE COVER TO WIN HIS FIRST SINGLES MATCH IN SUCH A LONG TIME!
ONE!
TWO!!
THREE!!!
(Ding! Ding! Ding!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner….. DDDRRRAAYYYYYY FFFOOONNNTTAAANNNAAAAA!!!!!!
Stew-O: That’s it! It’s over! Dray Fontana wins his first singles match back! That was a great match, but that’s to be expected when you put these two in the ring with each other! MITSUBACHI tried, but in the end it looks like Dray Fontana is back with a vengeance!
Jake Mercer: I knew Dray had it in him to win tonight. You guys should’ve been listening to me from the start, I told you Dray was gonna win!
Flannery McCoy: No you didn’t… I’m pretty sure you said the opposite actually.
Stew-O: Congratulations to Dray Fontana on a successful return to the ring. I can’t wait to see where both he and MITSUBACHI go from here!
(‘Pure Water’ hits once again, and the virtual crowd begins booing as Dray Fontana makes it back up to his feet. Dray clearly doesn’t care about the negative fan reception as he just won his return match, and as he has his hand raised MITSUBACHI rolls out of the ring having just lost the match. Dray Fontana continues to celebrate after finally returning to EAW and capturing the victory over MITSUBACHI after their previous encounter, and finally the camera fades away from ringside.)
(A commercial for stocks is shown starring Lethal Consequences and Raven Roberts)
(The camera fades into Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face as she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘Sweet Dreams’ by Eurythmics, Annie Lennox & Dave Stewart blasts through the speakers of the arena to loud boos from the crowd in response as Harper Lee makes her way to the ring being followed by Ximena Velasquez as well. Harper poses at the stage spreading her arms out as the imposing Ximena stands behind her as the both of them make their way down the ramp and to the ring from there)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… accompanied by Ximena Velasquez… from Charlotte, North Carolina… weighing in at 118 pounds… THE ENDGAME… HARPER LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week along with getting a victory over Jordan Payne & Mary S. Atlas alongside Ximena. Harper was confirmed for the No Way Out match at Battle of Egypt!
Flannery McCoy: Well ever since her change of mood she is undefeated and looks to keep that streak going as long as she can. And that means getting past the competition she has tonight. If she looks to get the upper hand and furthermore be a possible contender to win the No Way Out match, she has to get past this match tonight!
Jake Mercer: I think she’ll use her superpowers she developed while being a part of The Realm to get the victory tonight and next week. :drakelike:
(Harper makes her way around the ring and jumps onto the apron as she looks out at the crowd booing as she only smirks before entering into the ring. She makes her way up the top rope as she poses at the top before jumping down and making her way over to her corner. She talks gameplan with Ximena as she gets ready for the match, ‘Sweet Dreams’ fading out from there)
(‘Walking the Wire’ by Imagine Dragons from there plays up to a mixed reaction from the crowd as Alexis Chambers makes her way out to the stage. She has a smile on her face as she scans the arena before looking towards the ring. Her face turns cold and serious before she begins to skip down the ramp and towards the ramp)
Stephie Love: And her opponent… from Detroit, Michigan… weighing in at 118 pounds… THE MOTOR CITY GODDESS… ALEXIS CHAMBERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The last time we saw Alexis in the ring was fighting a losing effort against Malcolm Jones before Grand Rampage. Now along with being back in action this week she finds herself placed in the Women’s No Way Out match for a chance to main event Pain For Pride. I’m sure she’s very familiar with that match.
Flannery McCoy: While it has been a rough patch for Alexis this might be the opportunity that she needs to get back on track. That is absolutely essential especially heading into Pain For Pride. This is what she needs and if she can get the victory tonight, she’s solid.
Jake Mercer: Bah gawd it’s a super battle! We got Superman vs Superbland! Who will come out on top?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Flannery McCoy: Did you just call one of them a man? :dahell:
Jake Mercer: I’ll let you decide who. :mjlit:
(Alexis skips around before sliding into the ring with a smile on her face. She leans against the ropes for a moment, taking a good moment before she makes her way towards the center of the ring. Scanning around the arena before making her way towards her corner. ‘Walking the Wire’ fading out afterwards as the ret signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this match is underway! AND RIGHT OUT OF THE GATE HARPER RUNS FORWARD AND TAKES ALEXIS DOWN WITH A BOOT TO HER FACE! Harper dropping down now as she’s absolutely relentless attacking Alexis with punch after punch while she’s grounded making sure that she stays down! Alexis taking her hand and pushing Harper away as Harper lets go and steps back. BEFORE ENGAGING ONCE MORE AND LOOKING TO TAKE ALEXIS BY SURPRISE WITH A SUPERKICK!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ALEXIS ROLLS HER UP INTO A SCHOOLBOY WHICH IS ENOUGH TO ALLOW HERSELF TO GET TO HER FEET! Harper is taken by surprise as she rolls up to a knee. BUT SHE’S UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING AS ALEXIS IS RIGHT BACK INTO IT TAKING HER DOWN WITH AN ENZUIGIRI! Harper taken down to the mat as she drags herself up to her feet, BUT ALEXIS WITH A BOOT TO HER FACE IN RETURN TO KEEP HER DOWN!
Jake Mercer: Alexis grabbing Harper by her head now as she drags her up to her feet. Before sending a vicious uppercut to the jaw of Harper forcing her against the ropes! Alexis isn’t done as she runs forward, AND CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDING HARPER OVER THE TOP! Harper stumbling onto the apron as she’s having a hard time getting back on track. BUT SHE MIGHT’VE JUST FOUND SOME LEEWAY AS SHE SENDS A ROPE-ASSISTED ENZUIGIRI TOWARDS THE FACE OF ALEXIS TO CREATE SOME DISTANCE!
Stew-O: Harper quickly running up to the top rope as Alexis makes an attempt to recover quickly. BUT JUST IN TIME AS BEFORE HARPER CAN DO ANYTHING ALEXIS SENDS A JUMPING KNEE TO HER FACE ON THE TOP! Harper forced to drop down onto the canvas as she leans against the corner. AS ALEXIS COMES IN AND SENDS A SHOULDER THRUST INTO HER GUT TO FOLLOW UP! The pressure is definitely beginning to mount for Harper Lee as she drops down into a seated position in the corner. BEFORE ALEXIS RUNS FORWARD AND SENDS A KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS THE SKULL OF HARPER TAKING HER DOWN TO THE MAT FOR NOW!
Flannery McCoy: Alexis isn’t stopping for a second as she drags Harper back up to her feet. But Harper quickly comes back with a quick forearm across her face to give her some breathing room! Harper chopping the grip of Alexis forcing her to let go as she grabs her by her arm and sends her towards the ropes with an Irish whip. AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A BICYCLE KNEE TO THE SKULL OF ALEXIS CHAMBERS TAKING HER DOWN TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Alexis stumbling up to her feet not giving up just yet. BUT HARPER IS PERSISTING AS WELL AS SHE GRABS THE ARM OF ALEXIS AND TAKES HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BIG ARM DRAG! Alexis definitely feeling the pressure sinking in as Harper brings her back up again. BEFORE GOING FOR A RIPCORD BICYCLE KICK!
Stew-O: But Alexis manages to slip out of it and escape the hold that Harper has on her! Alexis quickly running to the ropes and back as Harper tries to process what happened knowing that she doesn’t have much time to spare! AS SHE CONNECTS WITH A JUMPING KNEE ACROSS THE SKULL OF HARPER TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE MAT! WHAT A COMEBACK BY ALEXIS IN THE EARLY GOINGS OF THIS MATCH!
(Alexis paces around the ring patiently waiting for Harper to get up as she eyes every so often the towering presence of Ximena Velasquez at ringside. Keeping an open eye knowing that despite the advantage that she has, the one advantage that Harper has in her favor is the numbers advantage and she has to stay weary of it as well along with keeping the momentum)
Flannery McCoy: Alexis right back into this match as she waits for Harper to get up. But it’s Harper that quickly drops down and retreats out of the ring before any further harm can happen to her! Smart strategy by Harper which has definitely pissed Alexis off as she runs to the ropes and back. AND LEAPS THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE CATCHING HARPER BY SURPRISE AND TAKING HER DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A BIG SUICIDE DIVE!
Jake Mercer: Alexis is back up to her feet as she doesn’t seem finished with Harper at the ringside area. AS SHE BRINGS HARPER UP AND THROWS HER SPINE FIRST INTO THE APRON TAKING HER BACK DOWN TO THE FLOOR! :ohlawd: Here comes Ximena though as she imposes her stature standing across from Alexis. Alexis has once again turned her attention towards her as she takes a quick glance before turning around and setting her sights back in on her opponent.
Stew-O: BUT BEFORE SHE CAN FULLY TURN AROUND HARPER GRABS ALEXIS AND DROPS HER DOWN INTO RAGNAROK! OLYMPIC SLAM CONNECTS AS HARPER GRABS ALEXIS AND QUICKLY ROLLS HER BACK INTO THE RING THANKS TO THE DISTRACTION BY XIMENA. HARPER SLIDING IN AND HOOKING THE LEG! PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHH-
Flannery McCoy: BUT ALEXIS GETS THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME!
Jake Mercer: Harper realizing that’s not going to be enough as she recovers and gets herself up to her feet. Alexis is trying to catch her breath in hopes that she can get up quickly but Harper might already have her scouted. AS HARPER RUNS TO THE ROPES AND LEAPS OFF THEM GOING FOR A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT TO FOLLOW UP!
Stew-O: BUT ALEXIS MANAGES TO GET THE KNEES UP AS HARPER LANDS JUST IN TIME! That for sure hurt Harper as she drags herself up to her feet in hopes of retaliating. BUT ALEXIS RUNS FORWARD AND LEAPS INTO THE AIR BEFORE HARPER CAN DO ANYTHING TAKING HER DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! Harper taken down to the mat as Alexis isn’t done. AS SHE RUNS FORWARD AND DROPS HER KNEE DOWN ONTO THE SKULL OF A GROUNDED HARPER LEE!
Flannery McCoy: But Harper manages to roll out of the way before she can! That definitely had to hurt the knee of Alexis but she is slowly managing to keep herself up in the process. BUT NOT FOR LONG AS HARPER RUNS TOWARDS HER AND CONNECTS WITH A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HER SKULL TO TAKE HER DOWN TO THE MAT FROM THERE!
Jake Mercer: Harper knows that time is of the essence as Alexis isn’t going to be down for long! Alexis is slowly dragging herself back up to her feet as Harper realizes if there’s a time to end this it’s now! AS HARPER TAKES A BIG STEP FORWARD WHILE ALEXIS IS GETTING UP AND GOES FOR THE DRAGON FIST! RIGHT HOOK INCOMING!
Stew-O: BUT ALEXIS MANAGES TO DUCK UNDER THE HOOK AND SWEEP THE LEGS OF HARPER FROM BENEATH! Harper is down on the mat in pain as the tables have turned quickly! Alexis making her way up to the top rope as Harper is still making an attempt to recover slowly. This is the chance that Alexis needs!
Flannery McCoy: AS ALEXIS ABSOLUTELY SOARS OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND GOES FOR THE HEART STOPPER! AND IT CONNECTS! THE ELEVATED MOONSAULT CONNECTS RIGHT ONTO THE BODY OF HARPER AS ALEXIS HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN! COULD THIS SIGNAL THE END OF THE MATCH HERE?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT HARPER MANAGES TO GET THE SHOULDER UP! THIS MATCH ISN’T DONE JUST YET!
Stew-O: Alexis is clearly frustrated as she waits for Harper to get back up to her feet. Harper is clearly shook as she drags herself up trying to catch her breath but I don’t think she realizes what Alexis has in store for her as she falls against the corner! BEFORE STEPPING FORWARD AND GOING FOR THE LIGHTS OUT!!
Flannery McCoy: SUPERKICK CONNECTS! The Superkick catches Harper against the jaw as she drops down to the mat! But Alexis isn’t done as she knows that’s not going to be enough to keep Harper down for the pin as she waits for her to get back up once more. Harper is struggling as the best she can bring herself up to is a knee. Alexis setting Harper up!
Jake Mercer: AS SHE RUNS TOWARDS HER AND GOES FOR FOH!
Stew-O: But Harper manages to duck under the Shining Wizard attempt! Harper narrowly escaping trouble as Alexis drops down to the mat in pain, Harper not wasting a second taking the opportunity. AS SHE KEEPS ALEXIS DOWN ON THE GROUND AND CONNECTS WITH SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR! ARM-TRAPPED CURB STOMP AS ALEXIS MIGHT BE OUT RIGHT THERE! HARPER QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG AND GOING FOR THE PIN! WILL THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Sweet Dreams’ plays up once more as Harper Lee drags herself up her feet out of breath. Taking her time as the ref makes his way over and raises her hand high in victory. She is then after a bit joined by Ximena Velasquez as she enters into the ring and raises Harper’s hand as well as Harper has a smirk on her face, beginning her celebration from there)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… HARPER LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a match that we’ve just seen tonight! Both Elitists laid it all on the line to make sure they enter into the No Way Out match with the leverage they need to win! But there could only be one and through the trials and tribulations, Harper Lee came out on top.
Stew-O: It’s an entirely different Harper Lee entering into the No Way Out match compared to who we saw last year. There is no counting her out for a second and I’m sure that she is going to lay it all on the line. After the performances we saw the last few weeks? I don’t know about you, but I think we could be seeing the challenger for the Universal Women’s Championship at Pain For Pride. Congratulations to Harper Lee!
(Harper and Ximena make their way out of the ring as Alexis is seen seated in the ring. She’s in pain and very unhappy as she stares a whole into Harper, who’s making a joking crying gesture as she makes her way to the backstage area. Which is the last shot seen before Dynasty fades out to commercial break from there)
(A commercial for the Easy Bake Oven starring Jake Smith. Things are going well as he makes his chicken tenders before he sets the oven on fire)
(The camera fades into Stephie Love standing at the center of the ring with a smile on her face as she begins to speak)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!!
(‘UnFazed’ by Lil Uzi Vert ft. The Weeknd plays up through the speakers of the arena to the boos of the crowd as Ashley Flores makes her way out to the stage with a smirk on her face. She yells at the camera pointed towards her with confidence before focusing in and making her way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Tijuana, Mexico… weighing in at 125 pounds… THE GOLDEN HAND… ASHLEY FLORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Last week we heard from Ashley Flores and heard her give a warning to the EAW Universe about her future. She talked a big talk and is looking to prove it tonight!
Flannery McCoy: That is very true, despite her bold talk her win-loss record isn’t in the best of shape since debuting here in EAW. She needs to find a way to get back on track and this might be the victory she needs to get there.
Jake Mercer: Por mi parte, apoyo a mis hermanos y hermanas españoles. Creo que Ashley puede salir con la victoria. ¡Vamonos!
(Ashley makes her way around the ring before climbing up the steel steps. She struts on the apron before entering into the ring as she takes a spin before finding herself at the center of the ring. She raises her arm in the air with a smirk on her face before bringing her hands back down and making her way towards her corner. Getting ready as ‘UnFazed’ fades out afterwards)
(‘The Outsiders’ by Eric Church then plays up to the boos of the crowd as well before Donovan Duke makes his way out to the stage. He has a determined look on his face as he looks dead straight at the ring, ready for action as he makes his way down the ramp from there)
Stephie Love: Introducing first… from Stillwater, Oklahoma… weighing in at 215 pounds… THE OKLAHOMA GENTLEMEN… DONOVAN DUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The last few times we saw Donovan Duke he fell short multiple times along with his Insurgency partners last week on Dynasty in an eight-man tag match, and the Grand Rampage match.
Flannery McCoy: But if you saw earlier in the night during his promo it hasn’t demoralized Donovan one bit. He’s coming into this match with full intensity and nothing less and I can’t wait to see how he goes about this match.
Jake Mercer: Oh come on, we know Insurgency is a bunch of jokes! Give me a reason to believe that Donovan, the new weak link, is going to win tonight! Not a chance!
(Donovan stops at the bottom of the ring and takes a deep breath as he closes his eyes. Before sliding into the ring as he makes his way towards the center of the ring and spreads his arms as the crowd continues to boo him. He looks towards his opponent before making his way towards his corner, getting ready as ‘The Outsiders’ fades out and the ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this match is underway and both Ashley and Donovan are leaving their corners. Circling around the ring I think they’re taking their time and looking for the feeling out process right here. But look at Ashley just slap the face of Donovan with a cocky look on her face as she does it! The sign of disrespect isn’t setting in well for the Insurgency member. AS HE QUICKLY RECOVERS AND TAKES ASHLEY DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A LARIAT TO KICK THIS MATCH OFF!
Flannery McCoy: And Donovan is quickly on the attack as he begins to stomp down repeatedly on Ashley making sure that she isn’t able to get any sort of offense in to kick off this match! Ashley quickly rolling to her left as she grabs onto the ropes, realizing that’s the only way she can prematurely break up the assault as the ref comes in to separate the two of them! Donovan holding his hands up as Ashley grabs onto the middle rope. BUT DONOVAN ISN’T LETTING HER REST AS HE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A RUNNING KNEE TOWARDS THE SIDE OF HER HEAD TO KNOCK HER DOWN!
Jake Mercer: But Ashley manages to pull herself away leaving nobody home for Donovan as a result! Donovan quickly turning to Ashley, but Ashley quickly sends an elbow strike towards his face to drop him down to a knee! Donovan is stunned as Ashley grabs him by his head, AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH A DDT! WITH AUTHORITY!
Stew-O: Donovan grabbing his head as he slowly gets up to his feet. BUT NOT BEFORE ASHLEY GRABS HIM BY HIS HEAD AND ATTEMPTS ANOTHER DDT! But Donovan quickly latches onto Ashley as he drops her down to the mat! Donovan locking a Side Headlock momentarily before releasing the hold knowing that was enough for him to get up first! AS DONOVAN GRABS HER AND LOOKS TO TAKE HER DOWN WITH A QUICK AND EFFECTIVE SWINGING NECKBREAKER!
Flannery McCoy: But Ashley quickly shoves it away as Donovan falls against the ropes! Donovan turning around not knowing what to expect. AS ASHLEY IS ON THE ATTACK TAKING DONOVAN DOWN TO A KNEE WITH A BIG ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Ashley making her way behind Donovan now, AS SHE LIFTS HIM UP WITH PURE STRENGTH AND DROPS DONOVAN DOWN TO THE MAT WITH ALL OF HER MIGHT INTO A BIG GERMAN SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: That definitely had to hurt for Donovan as he makes an attempt to get up. But it’s Ashley already on the attack with overhand punches and chops making sure Donovan cannot get back up to his feet whatsoever! Donovan though sends a quick elbow to the gut of Ashley to create distance! Ashley forced backwards but quickly runs forward, GOING FOR A LARIAT! But Donovan ducks under it and responds as she turns around with a spinning kick towards her gut! Ashley doubles over as Donovan grabs her and sets her up, BEFORE DROPPING HER DOWN ONTO HER NECK WITH A PILEDRIVER!
Stew-O: Ashley sitting up grabbing her neck knowing that she’s in trouble. AS DONOVAN GRABS HER FROM BEHIND AND LIFTS HER UP DROPPING ASHLEY INTO A GERMAN SUPLEX OF HIS OWN! Donovan isn’t done though as he drags Ashley back up to her feet keeping ahold of him. BEFORE LIFTING HER UP AND DROPPING HER DOWN INTO ANOTHER GERMAN SUPLEX! I think Donovan is looking to complete the trifecta though as he drags Ashley back up to her feet one more time. BEFORE GOING FOR A THIRD GERMAN SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: But Ashley manages to land on her feet! Donovan quickly rolling back up to a knee, BUT IT’S ASHLEY THAT INITIATES BEFORE DONOVAN CAN DO ANYTHING TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE KNEE FACEBREAKER! Donovan felt that one as he sits up falling into perfect position for Ashley. AS ASHLEY GOES FOR TUNNEL VISION! RUNNING SINGLE LEG DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF A SEATED DONOVAN’S HEAD!
Jake Mercer: But Donovan rolls out of the way just in time! Ashley meeting nothing but air as she gets up to her feet and runs towards Donovan looking to recover. BUT DONOVAN TAKES ASHLEY DOWN WITH A SWIFT DROP TOE HOLD TO KEEP HER AT BAY! Ashley grabbing her face as she staggers up to her feet, Donovan preparing as he waits for her to get up. BEFORE RUNNING TO THE ROPES AND EXECUTING A BEAUTIFUL HANDSPRING ELBOW TO TAKE ASHLEY BACK DOWN TO THE MAT BEFORE SHE CAN DO ANYTHING ELSE!
Stew-O: Donovan has not wasted a single moment in this match as now he’s mounted onto Ashley and is raining down shots towards her skull! Ashley trying to block the best she can but Donovan is persistent as he continues the attack! Donovan after a while letting go and getting back back to her feet as Ashley drags herself up to a seated position in hopes of getting some sort of momentum back. AS DONOVAN RUNS FORWARD GOING FOR A PENALTY KICK TOWARDS ASHLEY’S HEAD TO KNOCK HER DOWN TO THE MAT!
Flannery McCoy: But Ashley rolls backwards which allows herself to get back up to her feet! Donovan stumbles forward but quickly turns around in hopes of recovering before Ashley can do anything. BUT ASHLEY RUNS TOWARDS DONOVAN AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A STIFF JUMPING KNEE! Donovan drops down to a knee but quickly gets back up to his feet. BUT NOT BEFORE ASHLEY RUNS FORWARD AND TAKES DONOVAN DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A CLOTHESLINE!
Jake Mercer: Ashley is on top of the action as she begins to climb up to the top rope while Donovan is down on the mat. AS ASHLEY LEAPS OFF WITH A BEAUTIFUL TOP ROPE MOONSAULT TO TAKE THE AIR OUT OF DONOVAN’S BODY! Ashley sees the opportunity as she hooks the leg quickly going for the pin on Donovan!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Stew-O: BUT DONOVAN GETS THE SHOULDER UP BEFORE THREE!
Flannery McCoy: That’s clearly not going to be enough to keep The Oklahoma Gentlemen down as Ashley realizes that as she gets up. Ashley grabbing Donovan as she drags him up to his feet. BEFORE LIFTING HIM UP AND GOING FOR HUG OF DEATH! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX INCOMING BY ASHLEY FLORES!
Jake Mercer: But Donovan lands on his feet! Donovan stumbling forward as Ashley is left in pure confusion over what just happened as she turns around! DEALER’S CHOICE OUT OF NOWHERE! SPINNING BACK FIST KNOCKS ASHLEY OUT COLD AND TAKES HER DOWN TO THE MAT BEFORE DONOVAN DROPS DOWN AS WELL AND HOOKS THE LEG GOING FOR THE PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRR-
Stew-O: BUT THIS TIME IT’S ASHLEY THAT KICKS OUT!
Flannery McCoy: This has been a back and forth so far with no foreseeable end! Donovan dragging himself up to his feet clearly out of breath as he falls against the ropes. Donovan waiting for Ashley to get up now as he has her right where he wants her! BEFORE GRABBING HER AS HE GOES FOR SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY! ELEVATED SHOULDER NECKBREAKER INCOMING!
Jake Mercer: But before that can happen Ashley barely slips away from it! She turns around as Donovan does as well, AS ASHLEY CATCHES DONOVAN WITH A SPINNING BACK ELBOW RIGHT TO THE BRIDGE OF DONOVAN’S NOSE TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Donovan is sent back but stumbles forward as Ashley sets him up!
Stew-O: AS SHE QUICKLY FOLLOWS UP AND CONNECTS WITH FINAL LULLABY! FINAL LULLABY! SPIKE DDT TO ESCAPE THE CLUTCHES OF DONOVAN AS HE’S DOWN ON THE MAT! ASHLEY IS COMPLETELY OUT OF BREATH BUT WITH ALL OF HER MIGHT SHE DRAGS HERSELF TOWARDS DONOVAN! SHE’S GOING FOR THE PIN!
Flannery McCoy: BUT DONOVAN ROLLS OUT OF THE RING! DONOVAN ESCAPES IT AS ASHLEY IS LOSING IT INSIDE THE RING!
Jake Mercer: She’s in pure anger as she’s already rolling out of the ring and grabbing Donovan and dragging him back up to his feet. Donovan is completely limp as Ashley grabs him and rolls him right back into the ring! Ashley quickly sliding into the ring as she hooks the leg! GOING FOR THE PIN! DESPITE THE SETBACK WILL THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: BUT DONOVAN GETS THE SHOULDER UP! IT WASN’T ENOUGH!
Flannery McCoy: And Ashley is absolutely furious as she drags herself up to her feet. But at the same time I think she realizes the situation that she’s in. Despite Donovan kicking out Donovan is completely knocked out by Ashley’s finisher, does he even know where he is right now?! If there’s one things for certain is the fact that if Ashley can smoothly follow up taking him back down to the mat then it might just be enough to secure the victory in her favor! And I think the gears are turning in her head as she comes to that realization!
Jake Mercer: And she’s right back to work as Ashley has absolutely no time to waste while Donovan is down as she grabs him by the arm and brings him up to his feet with all of the strength that she has left in her body! AS ASHLEY GOES FOR ANOTHER ATTEMPT AT THE HUG OF DEATH! ASHLEY ATTEMPTING THE BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX TO TAKE DONOVAN DOWN TO THE GROUND ONCE MORE!
Stew-O: BUT DONOVAN MANAGES TO TURN IT AROUND AS HE LANDS ON HIS FEET MIRACOUSLY AND ROLLS ASHLEY UP INTO A SCHOOLBOY PIN! SCHOOLBOY! DON’T TELL ME THAT THIS IS GOING TO END UP BEING THE END OF THE MATCH!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT ASHLEY MANAGES TO KICK OUT JUST IN TIME BEFORE THE REF CAN FINISH THE COUNT! IT’S GOING TO TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT!
Jake Mercer: ASHLEY GOING FOR NO BELOW! ELBOW DROP ATTEMPT BY ASHLEY FLORES COULD END THIS MATCH RIGHT HERE!
Stew-O: But Donovan manages to escape and roll out of the way! That had to hurt Ashley as she stumbles up to her feet. BUT NOT BEFORE DONOVAN GRABS AND DROPS ASHLEY DOWN WITH ROYAL FLUSH OUT OF NOWHERE! MICHINOKU DRIVER CONNECTS AS DONOVAN ROLLS ASHLEY ONTO HER BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG! GOING FOR THE PIN! WILL THIS BE IT?!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘The Outsiders’ plays up once more as Donovan Duke gets up to a knee with a smile on his face. The ref helps him up as he raises his hand in victory before looking around at the booing crowd. He makes his way up to the top rope as he spreads his arms out with a smirk on his face to celebrate his victory)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner… DONOVAN DUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: So Jake you want to retract your statement before this match begun. :mjpls:
Jake Mercer: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Stew-O: Well then, what a match that we’ve just witnessed tonight! It was a very back and forth competition where both competitors were nearly able to get the victory on multiple occasions! But in the end only one person could come out on top, and that’s Donovan Duke.
Flannery McCoy: Tough luck for Ashley but there’s no doubt that she can get back on track in the coming weeks leading up to Pain For Pride, full confidence. But in the end Insurgency gets back on track with Donovan getting a victory tonight, congratulations to Donovan!
(Donovan rolls out of the ring as he once again raises his hand in the air before making his way up the ramp. Meanwhile as the camera pans over to Ashley in the ring recovering)
Ashley Flores: (Off-Mic) https://media1.tenor.com/images/37cf3cdfaa56d488e1894759d808b62c/tenor.gif?itemid=19466112
(Which is the last shot seen before Dynasty from there fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial for depression is shown starring Bronson Daniels)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break to the office of StarrStan as the crowd cheers loudly upon seeing the Co-General Manager seated behind his desk. He’s at his computer doing business and minding his own, but it isn’t long before he’s quickly interrupted. The door kicks open as Veena Adams enters into the office to the boos of the crowd in response. Starr gives a quiet groan as he takes off his glasses and looks towards Veena)
StarrStan: What can I do for you now Veena?
Veena Adams: You know exactly what I’m going to do you man whore.
(Veena walks up to his desk and slams her hands onto it as Starr leans back in his chair. He gestures to calm down as he stands up from his office chair and makes his way around the desk to face Veena. He’s not looking to start an argument like what happened last time but Veena is just not having it after these past few weeks)
StarrStan: Look, I know you haven’t liked how I’m running this show lately. But I need you to calm down for a moment. We can talk this over Veena, it’s not that big of a deal.
Veena Adams: Oh it is a big deal you fucktard. If this goes any further with the most mediocre talent getting the limelight over people like Charlie Marr and Mr. DEDEDE, then this company is going right down the shitter isn’t it? I’m pissed off as fuck and I’ve had enough of sitting back and giving you a pat on the back acting like you’re actually good at your job. YOU’RE NOT! And it’s clear that despite me saying this same exact shit to you last week you’re not going to change your ways one bit.
StarrStan: So what’s your point Veena? What are you looking to get out of this if the only thing that we’re going to do is pointlessly argue with one another because of how I book my show?
Veena Adams: Simple. I’m doing what’s best for my own mental health and Friday Night Dynasty as a whole. You’re fired.
(There’s a long pause as the crowd’s boos begin to amplify upon hearing that. It’s very tense between the two of them before Starr breaks down into hysterical laughter in response)
StarrStan: :mjlol2:
Veena Adams: What the fuck are you laughing about?! Your services are no longer needed so you better start packing your bags. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPERM!
StarrStan: Thanks for the laugh Veena, it’s been stressful leading into Pain For Pride. But we all know that that’s beyond your authority. Besides, you’re talking about this brand going to waste with me in charge? I’ve already told you this last week, but you just see what happens when you’re the one that’s fully left in charge. Thankfully, I’ve been able to contain your power hungry nature for the time being but we all know exactly what you’re going to do. You’re going to undoubtedly use your bias and propel the people that you favor to the top over actually deserving elitists. We all see through you Veena.
Veena Adams: You’ve been able to contain me? What am I? A rabid animal? I’m not here to bullshit around with you Starr. We all know the only thing you’re going to run is Dynasty right into the ground and that’s why I’m the one so graciously saving this brand. So if you ask me? I’m doing you a favor. I’m allowing you to walk back to your retirement home and sit on your porch or whatever the fuck old people do to actually give them a sense of purpose in their life. We all know that if Veena Adams was your Dynasty General Manager this brand would be in much better hands. Giving opportunities to people who actually deserve it, not like you who think that handing title shots out like candy is a way to get ahead. That’s the way life goes Starr, so once again, pack your bags. It’s not like you’re doing any favors in EAW anyways. You’re relieved of whatever duties you had in the first place.
StarrStan: I can’t believe we’re still doing this right now. There’s so many ways to handle this without letting your ego get out of hand and outright firing me. You do know all we need to do is communicate and that’s exactly what you’ve failed to do for the past few weeks. Hell today is Dynasty and this is the only time that I’ve been able to get a hold of you throughout the entire day. If you think that I’m ruining this brand then you need to tell me upfront instead of venting out your issues and ultimately solving nothing at the end of the day. Just as you’ve had enough of me, I’ve had enough of your complaining. I think it’s about time we tone it down and we can all just take a seat. There’s an easy way out of this Veena.
Veena Adams: Oh shut the fuck up. The time for talking is over. I’ve given you a copious amount of time to realize exactly where you went wrong and anything I try to speak to you it’s through one ear and out the other. You hold this feeling of self-righteousness over your head so much so that you find it hard to listen to your own fucking peers when they try to tell you what you’ve done wrong. And believe me Starr, you’ve done a ton of fucking wrong. The one time that I take some initiative and say it to your face you shut me down. This isn’t some out of pocket situation where I can’t handle the truth and fire you upfront. I’ve given you the chance to recollect yourself and realize your mistakes. Hell maybe even fucking apologize in front of the whole world for being a retarded figure of power. But unfortunately you can’t see that. Why can’t you comprehend that? I’ve given you your chances, one too many if you ask me. But now I’m taking action before THIS gets out of hand you fucking bitch.
StarrStan: You can try Veena, but I enjoy my job as Dynasty Co-General Manager. If you don’t like my way of work then you’re going to have to suck it up and find a way to co-exist with me because I’m not going anywhere no matter what you say.
Veena Adams: And you say that now. I hope you know that I’m going to find a way to get rid of you one way or another. By firing you… or by force.
StarrStan: I’d love to see you try Veena. If you have nothing else to say I’d love to get back to doing my job right now.
Veena Adams: Well, you heard him.
StarrStan: :comeagain:
Stew-O: LOOK AT WHO JUST BARGED IN! CHARLIE MARR WHO COMES OUT OF NOWHERE TAKING STARR DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A CHARING CROSS DISCUS CLOTHESLINE! VEENA HAS HAD ENOUGH AND CALLED THE BIG GUNS!
Flannery McCoy: AND CHARLIE IS ABSOLUTELY UNLOADING ON STARR AS THE CO-GENERAL MANAGER DESPERATELY IS TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO DEFEND HIMSELF BUT IT SEEMS TO BE NO USE! CHARLIE TOO HAS HAD ENOUGH OF WHAT STARR IS DOING TO AD INFINITUM AND LOOKS TO BE VENTING HIS OWN FORM OF ANGER AS WELL AS A RESULT.
(Charlie lets go of Starr and backs up as he looks towards Veena. Starr is coughing attempting to catch his breath as Veena responds with a nod. Charlie simply smirks as he makes his way towards Starr and lifts him up to his feet)
Jake Mercer: CHARLIE ISN’T DONE AS HE POPS STARR UP ONTO HIS SHOULDERS AND SLAMS HIM SPINE FIRST THROUGH THE OFFICE TABLE! THAT HAD TO HURT! IT BARELY EVEN BROKE!
(Before Charlie can do anything else medical officials quickly run in and split Charlie up along with security. But the damage has already been done as Starr is down and out, possibly injured as well. Ad Infinitum stands tall in the end, looking satisfied in their work as they make their way out of the scene. The last shot seen is Starr being loaded up into a stretcher as from there Dynasty fades out to elsewhere)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!
Stephie Love: Introducing first…
(‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell hits to cheers from the crowd. Adam Lucas comes to the ring looking ready to take things to the next level. He carries the EAW PURE Championship with pride looking forward to putting on a display of technical submission and rest hold based wrestling here tonight.)
Stephie Love: From New York weighing in at 231 pounds he is the EAW Pure Champion he is “The Next Level” ADAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Adam Lucas is upset with his recent loss to Xander Payne but you have to imagine that an experience like that is only going to fuel him going forward. It may even take him to the next level.
Stew-O: Pls no more bad puns. I can’t take anymore! Adam Lucas referred to Mr. DEDEDE as Ryan this week so you know that he is taking things extra serious. Adam hopes he gets to face the REAL Jake Smith this week.
Jake Mercer: Why are these people cheering Adam? They should be cheering Jake! Jake is a good boy who hasn’t done anything wrong ever in EAW yet they cheer Adam Lucas? I just don’t get kids these days.
(‘I Am Above’ by IN FLAMES hits to loud boos from the crowd. Jake Smith comes out to the ring ignoring the outrage from the crowd as he steps in the ring ready to compete.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Atlantic City, New Jersey he is “The Industry Ruler” JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE SMITH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith thinks he has no problem with dealing with someone like Adam Lucas. He is tired of getting the short end of the stick and is looking to get his! He is going to show Adam how much he has progressed and it will be a sight to behold here tonight!
Stew-O: Jake Smith is annoyed because he thinks Adam Lucas was not listening to him at all this week and makes a poor Pure Champion. This may not be a title match but Jake still intends to prove that Adam does not deserve that belt around his waist!
Jake Mercer: Maybe Jake should be champion! This should be a title match! And Adam should forfeit! Give Jake all the titles!!! :blessed: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Jake Smith immediately hits a Superkick on Adam Lucas! Lucas is thrown backwards into the turnbuckle as Jake charges in! Jake drives his boot into the neck of Lucas choking him out as Lucas falls down to the mat in pain! Aggressive start from Jake who is forced off Lucas by the referee and struts around the ring with an arrogant smirk on his face. Jake turns back to Lucas who is coughing on the ground and helps him up. He twists his head around before dropping him with a Neckbreaker. And he jumps dropping the knees to the back of Lucas’ head! The cover on the Pure Champ!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Only a one there for Jake Smith as Adam Lucas kicks out! Jake turns back on his opponent watching him get back up using the ropes as he stands there lying in wait. But Lucas fires off with a hard chop to the chest staggering Jake back! And another! And another! Jake drives his knee hard into the gut of Lucas and then hits a Roundhouse kick knocking him into the ropes before he collapses down onto the mat in pain. But Lucas immediately gets back up! Lucas with a second wind as he charges at Jake!
Stew-O: Jake Smith ducks beneath throwing Adam Lucas over his head with a back toss! Jake stomps hard right on the face of Lucas on the ground as he throws his hands up in the air victorious. Jake making a statement that he is the dominant man in the ring! Jake drives his knee down hard repeatedly into the head of Lucas as he looks to put the lights out for his opponent sooner rather than later.
Flannery McCoy: Jake Smith pulls Adam Lucas up from the mat behind him as he locks in a Dragon Sleeper! Looks like Jake wants to put Lucas out using a pure wrestling submission! That would definitely be a statement made to the PURE Champion! But Lucas is fighting it! Lucas willed on by this crowd and his passion to survive makes it back up to his feet! Hard elbows repeatedly to the gut of Smith as he tries to break free.
Jake Mercer: No! Jake Smith suddenly pulls back on the Dragon Sleeper… and turns it into a DRAGON SLEEPER SUPLEX!!! THE COVER BY JAKE!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Adam Lucas kicks out! That was a close call! Lucas is suddenly kicked out of the ring by an angry flurry of kicks from Jake Smith! He is not happy Adam kicked out! Lucas is thrown into the barricade as Jake repeatedly stomps on him over and over and over again! Jake pulls Lucas back up and throws him back into the ring locking in the Dragon Suplex once again! Now Lucas may finally be put to sleep! But Lucas fights out of it again! DRAGON SUPLEX!
Flannery McCoy: No! Adam Lucas breaks out of it in midair flipping over the back of Jake Smith! Lucas now throwing punches backing up Jake into the corner! He charges in!!! Running Clothesline connects! Lucas rolls over the top rope to the outside as he waits for Jake to get back up… Springboard Forearm connects! No! Jake catches him over his shoulders in midair and drops him on the top rope! Running Kick to the gut while Lucas is laid prone! Lucas falls off the turnbuckle to the mat with a crash as Jake made that comeback short lived!
Jake Mercer: Jake Smith waits for Adam Lucas to get back up… in position… he hits it… the Superkick connects! Holy shit did you hear how loud that was? Jake really slapped his leg there! Fine this man!
Stew-O: And he will definitely be able to pay that fine as be is about to win this match and the purse that goes along with it! The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Adam Lucas survives! Jake Smith angered again by the Kickout repeatedly kicks the back of Lucas’ neck with as much force as those tiny little short man legs can manage! Jake locks in the Dragon Sleeper again! But a mule kick from Lucas catches Jake on the shin! Jake staggers back as he grabs his ankle in pain. This is Lucas’ chance! Jake charges in! But Lucas dodges! He goes behind! Rollup!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Adam Lucas transitions out of the Kickout to get Jake Smith into an Ankle Lock! WILL JAKE TAP?@?!?@??@?@?
Stew-O: No! Jake Smith quickly makes it to the ropes! He definitely did not want to tap to that Ankle Lock! Jake rolls out to the apron…. But Adam follows him grabbing him by the hair! He runs him head first into the turnbuckle! Jake falls off the apron to the outside as he just got knocked the fuck out! Lucas now seeing a light at the end of the tunnel! He propels himself over the top rope! Flying Crossbody takes out Jake outside the ring! He tosses Jake back into the ring! Could this be it? No! What is Lucas doing?
Flannery McCoy: Adam Lucas flips into the ring from the apron and takes out Jake Smith with a Lariat! Down goes Jake as Lucas goes in for the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: Somehow Jake Smith kicks out! I thought that was it! Adam Lucas thought that was it! Never underestimate the power of Jake Smith!
Stew-O: Adam Lucas now back up as he pulls Jake Smith up over his shoulders. He slams him down with a Backbreaker over his knee as Jake screams out in pain grabbing his spine. Now going for the cover… wait no! Adam lifts Jake up and is looking to do even more damage to his opponent here tonight! Going for the Triangle Choke Hold! No! Jake spins out of it!
Flannery McCoy: But Adam Lucas with a hard kick to the gut. He grabs Jake Smith and tosses him up. Pop Up Powerbomb connects! Adam Lucas with the cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… the EAW PURE Champion… ADDDDDDDAAAAMMMMMM LUCAS!!!
(‘You Know My Name’ hits to the cheers from the crowd as Adam Lucas has his arm raised in victory along with being handed his Championship by the referee as well.)
Flannery McCoy: Yes! Adam did it! He put Cake Smith in the trash where he belongs!
Stew-O: He showed why he is the PURE Champion and why it is going to take a lot to pry that gold away from him!
Jake Mercer: That wasn’t pure wrestling! Instead of the submission hold he went for a Powerbomb! That’s cheating!
Stew-O: Well I am pretty sure that a Powerbomb is legal in 2021 rules Jake. Sorry to catch you up to speed…
(The last shot seen is Jake Smith seated against the barricade looking angered as the only thing he can do is clench his fists before making his way backstage as Dynasty fades out to commercial break from there)
(The camera cuts to a commercial for James Rangers’ top 10 tips to win your matches. #1 – Ask to win #2 – Watch and find out only on the EAW Network!)
[IMPACT & LETHAL CONSEQUENCES BEAT CHARLIE MARR & CHRIS ELITE; CHARLIE PINNED – TBP ASAP]
(A commercial for anger management is shown starring Sierra Bradford as Candice Blair breaks into the meeting and tries to reason with her to the disgust of Sierra)
(Stephie Love is shown in the ring.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PLEASE WELCOME, THE VISUALLLLLLLLLLLLL PROPHETTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
(‘Don Life’ by Big Sean and Lil Wayne begins to ring throughout the arena as Viz walks onto the stage, welcomed by cheers from the EAW crowd.)
Flannery McCoy: Viz clearly has had a lot on his mind approaching his match at Battle of Egypt against Drake King.
(Viz rolls in the ring and is handed a microphone.)
The Visual Prophet: Another episode of Dynasty, another episode of Vizzy vanquishing EAW’s newest resident cac stable, comprised of utter cow shit. JJJJake Smith? Leading another stable?? TO ANOTHER LOSS? SHEESH! Bug eyed ol booty end of the bread Jake Smith and his underlings were a victim of another massacre as it was Big Viz who ended their night and once again affirmed his position as EAW’s brightest star and I barely even try. One drop of my charisma and skill would probably bring back Jake Smith’s entire hairline, maybe even put him up to 6’0. Might even give Donovan Duke and Limmy Monaghan the confidence to break out from living under my shadow, but who are we kidding, that would never happen.
(Socially distanced crowd cheers for Viz.)
The Visual Prophet: All four, oops, three of those guys will continue to be put down back into the garden mill rankings of Dynasty’s depths. Take three faces out of a crowd and expect them to be anything more than people who only ever belonged in the crowd. They’re not built for this position and life never prepared them for something like me. Meaning they’re not capable of preparing for someone like me, they never were and never wanted to be. You see it every time I share the ring with one or all of them, it results in their defeat and promise of coming back to greater reward than ever before. But the only guy who that’s true for is me. I wasn’t supposed to be in the Grand Rampage, yet there I was, the highlight of the match, captivating every headline and every hashtag of that event.
The Visual Prophet: I do it everywhere, everytime I rear my pretty little head. I can perform where I please, when I please and still make myself more of a star than this year’s Grand Rampage winner, or any member of Insurrection- oops, ever could. That reminds me, at least in defeat you’re free to plot more invasions on the capitol because God knows you don’t have any expectation in EAW. Always born to fail and you’ve all proven nothing but that in this run you’ve been on. Which is why I am ALWAYS more than happy to be the one to remind you boys where you belong inside this company, levels below me. Occupying main event slots to preserve whatever’s left of you three’s futures in EAW, pitiful. If you’re happy to be grabbing main event slots and championship opportunities, even though you know on this path you’ll never see the winning side of any of those things, then you’ve been led astray. Your shepherd has led you into the dark and Big Vizzy aint bringing you to the light.
(Socially distanced crowd cheers “VIZZY, VIZZY, VIZZY!”)
The Visual Prophet: However, I have a certain responsibility to EAW for one individual. The embodiment of sacrilegious influence, a product of my own creation, my spawnling in EAW, Drizzy Drake King. The Last Messiah who? Only Drake we know is Drizzy and I ain’t talking champagnepapi. See, before he became a poor attempt at every modern day movie about Christianity’s version of Jesus, Drake was following MY lead. Drake was eating the food out of my hand, he was resting his laurels on mine. I became his compass in EAW and the modern day supernova known as Drake King was born under The Visual Prophet. Drake King was probably Drake Queen before he met me, before I gave him the key to his own mind’s vault.
The Visual Prophet: Before finding out he didn’t in fact have a vagina between his legs, Drake, you were teaming with J…Jake…Smith…Absolutely nauseating. Everything about you was mundane before me, but you think that because you’re now out in the world on your own, you’ve surpassed your maker? The student has surpassed the teacher because the student took the teacher’s lessons and is now using them in the world for the first time? The teacher’s been doing this shit for years, I was winning King of Elite while you were in diapers here, now I’m entering matches I wasn’t even supposed to be in and grabbing away so much of your precious moment from you. Does it hurt to know you’ll never fight your way out from under my weight? You’ll never fully feel the light because of my shadow.
(Viz laughs and then begins to speak again.)
The Visual Prophet: You thought because you went over to Voltage and somehow convinced two competitors who probably saw being your lackeys as higher than the ceiling they already had, you could escape me? You could run from the man who made you? I created you and won’t let you go too far, kiddo.
(EAW crowd laughs.)
The Visual Prophet: Drake, it took you and both your titty sucklers to stop me in the Grand Rampage match, but when I walked out to that ring, when my music hit and your jaw dropped to the canvas, for the first time in a long time, you get as though all you had done and all you had become, were going to fail you because you’re now looking into the eyes of a man you never cease to fall short to. For good reason, how could you ever expect to outwit the man who gave you yours? The man who gives you strength and planted the seeds of potential in you? Your proverbial father? I beat New Eden to a pulp on Voltage and you didn’t do shit about it, couldn’t do shit about it, ain’t gonna do shit about it.
The Visual Prophet: But why tell y’all when I can just tell Drake himself? When I can tell all of New Eden? Drake King and the two randoms, get the fuck down here and let me see those beautifully bruised faces.
( ‘My Brother (The Dragonslayer)’ by Shiro SAGISU begins to play as Drake King, Myles and walk make their way onto the stage, all three members clutching their injured bodies as Viz smiles at an obviously angry Drake King.)
The Visual Prophet: Drizzy! Over here!
Drake King: You know you’re so predictable Viz-
The Visual Prophet: I’ll stop you there, Drake, because we both know whatever bullshit is about to spew from that mouth is just a saving-face attempt at convincing yourself you’re not still the kid that Big Viz nearly let run down his leg, becoming a stain on my fucking carpet. Maybe I should’ve, then I wouldn’t have to keep rewriting this chapter of EAW’s history over and over again. I wouldn’t have to stomp you down to the mud, again and again.
Drake King: That’s almost funny. It’s also funny that you continue to ride the wave of your all but impressive Grand Rampage performance. I won the match, you didn’t. Keep caping for your own shortcomings, but the truth is that I took the prize you wanted for yourself, now I’ll finish this story at Battle of Egypt when I show you. When I show the world that I was never under you, I was the one who carried you.
The Visual Prophet: Carried? WHO? I was carrying people when you was in diapers on Showdown, then you came to Dynasty and hopped on my coattails because you knew that any substandard talent level could make a team with me work. You only ever sought to leech the spotlight and I don’t blame you, who wouldn’t? But when it was all said and done, I showed you your future, you saw the light and decided you had to do something to change your fate, so badly hoping that it would make up for the fact that after all you’d done, you still lost the world heavyweight championship to Vizzy, Drizzy washed down the drain.
Drake King: Don’t forget who was the world heavyweight champion all that time, who was main eventing the biggest shows and having the biggest matches, while pulling double duty so I didn’t lose my tag titles because you can barely handle yourself. And if you truly believe that the prop….prophetic…..vi…our match was any gauge of the talent between us, you’re wrong, and if it was, look at the sheer difference between the magnitude of our careers now.
The Visual Prophet: Oh p-
Drake King: SHUTUP! Viz I’ve won the Grand Rampage, I’m about to headline the biggest show of the year, I’m about to leave Pain For Pride having stomped Malcolm Jones head into the canvas and ripping his EAW World Title from him! And you, Viz, you’re gonna be watching me. You’re gonna keep telling yourself that I’m your creation or your student, or whatever else, but I’ll be the one rising to heights you could only dream of. New Eden is going to be everything that Drizzy and Vizzy never would have been.
The Visual Prophet: Someone’s getting mad :mjlol:
(Drake King with a big scowl across his face.)
Myles: Why would anyone waste their anger on you?
The Visual Prophet: Who asked you to speak? You and that girl who looks like she needs something more than microdick in her life are just extras, you’re just fluff around the padded record of Drake King.
Minerva: Excuse me?
The Visual Prophet: O, we still not pretending that you two aren’t purely latching onto someone’s dick, who’s latching onto mine? You’re getting my semen’s semen. That’s probably one of the reasons why you three are getting your cheeks clapped this week against Malcolm, Cam, and I.
Myles: We’re gonna pick you three dingos apart and piss on your graves after you’re dead.
The Visual Prophet: SHEESH!
Minerva: Makes sense now why Drake never saw anything that was going to last in your partnership.
The Visual Prophet: SHEESH!
Drake King: SHUTUP!
The Visual Prophet: SHHHH………..EEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Drake King: You know what Viz? You’re not gonna make it to battle of Egypt, I’m gonna repay every ounce of pain you put us through when we face you losers on Voltage. You don’t have to like my vision, but you will embrace it, even if I’m forced to make you.
The Visual Prophet: Typical white male who believes he’s got power in his hands. Forcing his wave of change and beliefs onto others at any cost. All to maintain his sanity because I took it away in the first place. You’re mine and you always will be, your soul will forever belong to me and I will never let you blossom out of being anything but the child on my shoulders.
Drake King: IN THE FIRST PLACE? Don’t forget who put you on the bench before Grand Rampage in the first place, don’t forget who nearly ended your career all those months ago before our Pain For Pride match. It’ll go differently this time around, there’s not gonna be any elements from the Prophe…from your wack stipulation. There’s not gonna be anyone there for you, it’s you and me and I’ll make sure it’s for the last time, Viz.
The Visual Prophet: Oh, Drake. You can say it, come on say it with me. PROPHETICCCCCC VISSSSIOOONNNSSSSSS!
Drake King: STOP.
The Visual Prophet: PROPHEEEETTTTIIICCCCCC VISSSIOOOONNNN-
(Viz drops the mic as Myles and Minerva charge down the ramp.)
Flannery McCoy: NEW EDEN! THEY’RE ATTACKING VIZ! HE’S TRYING TO FIGHT BACK, BUT MYLES AND MINERVA ARE ATTACKING HIM LIKE DOGS!
Stew-O: NOW DRAKE KING INTO THE FRAY, HE’S STOMPING AWAY AT THE BODY OF VIZ! MYLES AND MINERVA UNLOADING WITH PUNCHES TO THE FACE OF VIZ, THEY’RE TRYING TO BLOODY VIZ UP, REVENGE FOR NEW EDEN!
(‘Scenario’ by Pop Smoke begins to roar throughout the arena as the socially distanced crowd erupts for Malcolm Jones, who comes storming towards the ring with Cameron Ella Ava.)
Jake Mercer: CAMERON ELLA AVA AND THE EAW WORLD CHAMPION, MALCOLM JONES! THEY’RE HERE, THEY’RE ON DYNASTY AND THEY’RE BOLTING TOT HE RING AFTER NEW EDEN!
Flannery McCoy: NEW EDEN GETS OUT OF DODGE BEFORE MALCOLM AND CAMERON CAN GET TO THEM!
(Myles and Minerva smiling at Cameron Ella Ava, Malcolm stares down Drake King, who laughs as New Eden retreats up the ramp.)
(Cameron Ella Ava tends to Viz as Malcolm coldy stares up the ramp at Drake King. The shot fades to commercial as New Eden is shown walking to the back.)
(A commercial for brooms is shown starring Limmy Monaghan as he cleans the crime scene of Maxwell after Dynasty last week)
(‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill hits, as the crowd erupts into a mixture of cheers and boos. Xander Payne steps out onto the stage with a black sleeveless shirt, and the EAW World Heavyweight Championship wrapped around his waist. Payne stares out to the ring with confidence, as he knows that he has a big match ahead of him. He then proceeds to make his way down the entrance ramp, and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is the MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING AND IT IS SET FOR ONE FALL!! Introducing first.. From Toronto, Ontario, Canada.. Weighing in at 263lbs.. He is the EAW World Heavyweight Champion!!! PAYNEKILLER!! XANDER PAYNE!!!
Jake Mercer: Last week, Xander Payne beat the PURE Champion, Adam Lucas. But not in the cleanest way as he was helped by his opponent, Mr. DEDEDE, to secure the victory for him while the ref had his back turned. And by the looks of it, he doesn’t really seem concerned or disgruntled about how that match went whatsoever!
Stew-O: Because he moved on Jake that’s exactly what he did. Did you see what happened earlier in the night when he came out and went off on each of the No Way Out opponents at Battle of Egypt. He’s not thinking about what happened a week ago, he’s thinking about the competition that he’s going to have at Pain For Pride. And this win tonight against DEDEDE would do wonders for him, he knows exactly what he needs to do.
(‘Value’ by A$AP Ferg hits, as Mr. DEDEDE steps out onto the stage. The crowd boos heavily after the actions Mr. DEDEDE has taken over the past few weeks. The chairman simply just smiles out to this booing crowd as he scans around with arrogance plastered all over him. Before he stares at Xander Payne before heading towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent.. From Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic!! Weighing in at 218lbs.. He’s the Chairman of EAW!! THE GAWD!! MR. DEDEDE!!!
Stew-O: The last time we saw Mr. DEDEDE in in-ring competition was just last week as he helped his teammates comprised of Impact, Lethal Consequences, & The Visual Prophet to victory against Insurgency in an eight-man tag match! But that’s not his main priority because of course his interference in Adam Lucas’ match as mentioned before cannot be forgotten.
Flannery McCoy: We saw DEDEDE explain the method to his madness earlier in the night. His simple answer was the fact that he could do whatever the hell that he wanted, and that he was going for the PURE Championship as well! He’s a backstabbing son of a bitch and he showed his true colors by playing Adam like a toy then throwing him away when he was done! But regardless DEDEDE returns to in-ring competition tonight against the World Heavyweight Champion. Beating a World Champion could definitely solidify his status as the next PURE Champion, let’s see what happens tonight!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell, and this match is underway! Payne and Mr. DEDEDE lock up in the center of the ring, and immediately it’s Mr. DEDEDE who forces Xander up against the side ropes! Forearm to the face by Mr. DEDEDE, and now he whips Xander Payne all the way over to the other side of the ring! Payne hits the ropes on the other end, and springs back.. BIG BOOT TO THE FACE BY MR. DEDEDE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Not quite Stew! Payne manages to duck underneath the leg, and continues running to the ropes ahead of him! He bounces back towards Mr. DEDEDE as the chairman turns around.. AND IT’S XANDER PAYNE THAT CATCHES MR. DEDEDE RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE WITH A RUNNING BACK ELBOW!! DEDEDE nearly falls to the canvas of the ring, but instead, stumbles off to the side ropes. Xander Payne charges right at him.. And connects with a right hand! Now a left!! And now it’s Payne who shoves Mr. DEDEDE against the corner turnbuckles!!
Stew-O: Payne now grabs DEDEDE by the head.. AND HEADBUTTS HIM!! DEDEDE’s head snaps back, but Payne grabs DEDEDE by the head again, and slams it back against the corner turnbuckle, as the chairman falls into a seated position in the corner!! Xander Payne might be thinking of bringing out the big guns because he’s got Mr. DEDEDE right where he wants him! Payne walks over to the other end of the ring, and sets himself up in the opposing corner from DEDEDE. He looks at the chairman fiercely.. AND HE CHARGES IN!!! XANDER PAYNE WITH THE HEATSEAKER!! RUNNING KNEE INTO THE SEATED MR. DEDEDE IN THE CORNER!!
Jake Mercer: IT MISSES!! MR. DEDEDE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY JUST IN TIME!!
Flannery McCoy: That would have been awful for the chairman if he got caught in that. Xander Payne came in extra hot with that Heat Seaker, and he’s showing the effects of that missed attempt right now, as he’s hopping on his left leg while clutching at his right knee! Mr. DEDEDE looks up at Xander Payne as Payne’s back is turnd away from him! DEDEDE reaches up and grabs the ropes to help him get up to his feet.. JUMPING FOREARM SMASH TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD BY MR. DEDEDE!!
Stew-O: That forearm smash sends Xander Payne to the canvas of the ring in an instant. Payne quickly rolls under the bottom rope and out to the ringside floor, but Mr. DEDEDE immediately exits the ring right behind him!
Jake Mercer: Xander tries to walk around the corner of the ring, but Mr. DEDEDE grabs him from behind, and shoves him against the barricade that surrounds the ring! RIGHT HOOK TO THE RIBCAGE! LEFT JAB!! ANOTHER HOOK!! HOOK! JAB!! Mr. DEDEDE is connecting with multiple swift boxing style body punches, then finishes off with an elbow shot that catches Xander Payne right across the face!
Referee: One.. Two.. Three.. Four..
Flannery McCoy: Mr. DEDEDE now gives Xander Payne a hard shove, and backs away from the Paynekiller! Payne clutches at his body. He’s obviously hurting right now, but he looks back up at Mr. DEDEDE, and charges at him at full speed!!
Stew-O: SCOOP SLAM BY MR DEDEDE!!! HE JUST SLAMMED XANDER PAYNE RIGHT INTO THE THINLY PADDED RINGSIDE FLOOR!! HE JUST KNOCKED THE WIND RIGHT OUT OF PAYNE!! The World Heavyweight Champion is staring out towards the ceiling, as Mr. DEDEDE rises up to his feet and reaches down to grab Xander Payne.
Referee: Five.. Six.. Seven..
Flannery: Payne is brought to his feet.. BUT THEN GETS INSTANTLY SENT BACK DOWN BY AN IMPALER DDT BY MR. DEDEDE!!! XANDER PAYNE’S HEAD SMASHES UP AGAINST THE RINGSIDE FLOOR, AS MR. DEDEDE RISES TO HIS FEET, AND SLIDES BACK INTO THE RING!!
Jake Mercer: This doesn’t look good for Xander Payne! The World Heavyweight Champion is fighting the pain that he’s feeling, and working his way up to his hands and knees! He’s now up to one knee.. Now up to his fee-
Stew-O: FROM INSIDE THE RING!! MR. DEDEDE RAN TO THE FAR ROPES!! BOUNCED BACK!! AND HE GOES FOR A SOMERSAULT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND ONTO XANDER PAYNE!! THAT’S VINTAGE DEDEDE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT IT’S CAUGHT IN MID-AIR, AND SLAMMED INTO THE RINGSIDE FLOOR BY A POWER BOMB FROM XANDER PAYNE!!
Stew-O: WOW WHAT A COUNTER BY XANDER PAYNE!! The World Heavyweight Champion drops down to his knee in front of the chairman. Payne looks at DEDEDE, then works his way up to his feet. Payne now reaches down and grabs DEDEDE, then lifts him up to his feet as well.. HEADBUTT TO THE STERNUM!! ANOTHER BY PAYNE!! AND ANOTHER!!! Payne now grabs Mr. DEDEDE and slides him back into the ring! Payne follows and goes for the pin!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWW-
Jake Mercer: There’s the kick out by Mr. DEDEDE!!
Stew-O: Payne instantly rises up to his feet, and stomps down onto the midsection of Mr. DEDEDE. He grabs him by the head, and brings him up to his feet as well. KICK TO THE STOMACH BY XANDER PAYNE!! FOLLOWED BY A STUNNER!! Mr. DEDEDE has just been stunned, as his knees buckle, nearly falling over in the center of the ring! He remains standing though, but that allows Xander Payne to grab him. Payne lifts DEDEDE in the air in a scoop lift….. AND THEN SWINGS IT INTO AN EXPLODER SUPLEX!!! Mr. DEDEDE IS DOWN!!
Flannery McCoy: Xander Payne looks like he wants to take flight, as he’s staring up at the top turnbuckle. He begins to scale up to the top rope, then looks down at Mr. DEDEDE once he’s there. Payne leaps into the air.. FROG SPLASH BY XANDER PAYNE!!
Stew-O: NO!! Mr. DEDEDE rolls out of the way, as Xander Payne lands right past him!! However, Payne managed to brace his landing, as he lands on his feet with his back turned to Mr. DEDEDE! The chairman slowly rises up to his feet, as Xander Payne turns around.. REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY MR. DEDEDE!!!
Jake Mercer: NO!! Xander Payne ducks underneath the leg, as Mr. DEDEDE spins all the way around.. SUPERKICK TO THE FACE BY XANDER PAYNE!!! IT CONNECTS, AND MR. DEDEDE DROPS DOWN INTO A SEATED POSITION AGAINST THE CORNER TURNBUCKLES!!!
Stew-O: Xander Payne quickly runs to the opposite side of the ring. He stares directly at Mr. DEDEDE, then charges in.. CANNONBALL BY XANDER PAYNE CONNECTS!!! PAYNE JUST LAUNCHED HIS ENORMOUS BODY RIGHT INTO MR. DEDEDE, AND BASICALLY CRUSHED HIM IN THE PROCESS!! Payne grabbing Mr. DEDEDE by the boots, and pulling him towards the center of the ring for the pin!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO
THHHHHHHHHHHRRR-
Flannery McCoy: Another kickout by Mr. DEDEDE!! Xander Payne gets up onto one knee, as Mr. DEDEDE rolls onto his stomach. DEDEDE works up to his hands and knees.. BUT GETS ELBOWED IN THE BACK BY XANDER PAYNE, THEN GETS PUT INTO A CROSSFACE!! THE CROSSFACE IS LOCKED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING BY XANDER PAYNE!!
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE is in excruciating pain right now, as he tries to reach out and grab the ropes in front of him. He reaches, but it’s no use as the ropes are too far away!! Mr. DEDEDE tries to get his fingers between Xander’s lock so that he can break himself free, but Xander is keeping a tight grip around the head of Mr. DEDEDE!!
Jake Mercer: Xander is delivering the PAYNE!!
Flannery McCoy: Very Punny Jake.
Jake Mercer: Mr. DEDEDE is going to need a painkiller after this one.
Flannery McCoy: Stop.
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE is going to need something if he intends on breaking out of this submission hold right here!! He’s crawling his way towards the ropes!! He’s desperately inching his way for a rope break!! Meanwhile, Xander Payne is doing everything that he can to try and put this one away!! Mr. DEDEDE is almost there-
Flannery McCoy: BUT XANDER PAYNE GETS OFF OF HIM, AND PULLS HIM BACK INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!! Xander then drops back down into the crossfa-
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE COUNTERS BY ROLLING THROUGH AND TURNING IT INTO A CROSS ARMBAR!! MR. DEDEDE IS NOW IN THE DRIVERS SEAT, AS HE TRIES TO RIP XANDER PAYNE’S ARM FROM OUT OF IT’S SOCKET!! Payne is screaming in pain, as he reaches out for the ropes!
Flannery McCoy: This is not a position that you want to be in. The amount of strain on your shoulder and elbow from being stretched back like this is insane! Xander Payne is reaching for the ropes!!!!!! BUT THEN ROLLS BACK AROUND AND DELIVERS A POWERFUL FOREARM SHOT TO THE HEAD OF MR. DEDEDE, AS MR. DEDEDE RELEASES THE ARMBAR!!
Jake Mercer: The Chairman is down on a knee, but look! He sees Xander Payne hurting. Payne is clutching at his arm, and slowly struggling his way up to his hands and knees. DEDEDE gets to his feet, as Xander Payne gets to his.. DEDEDE makes his way over to Xander..
Stew-O: STUNNER!!! STUNNER BY XANDER PAYNE!! DEDEDE loses his balance, and nearly falls to the canvas! He remains standing, as Xander turns around and runs to the ropes! Payne on the return.. RUNNING BACK ELBOW ONTO MR. DEDEDE!!! NO!! IT MISSES, AS MR. DEDEDE DUCKED UNDERNEATH THE ELBOW!! XANDER PAYNE TURNS AROUND.. DEMOLITION!! THE DIAMOND CUTTER-
Jake Mercer: IS DODGED!!! XANDER PAYNE JUST SHOVED MR. DEDEDE OFF AT THE LAST SECOND, AS DEDEDE LANDED BACK FIRST ONTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING! Mr. DEDEDE quickly back to his knees, as he looks up at Xander.. These two have been going at it, but neither seems to know how to put the other away!!
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE charges in at Xander and throws a right hook to the abdomen! Xander with a forearm to the head of Mr. DEDEDE!! DEDEDE with another hook!! Xander with a forearm!!!
Flannery McCoy: Mr. DEDEDE SIDE STEPS, AS XANDER PAYNE MISSES!!!
Stew-O: BUT XANDER PAYNE CONNECTS WITH THE OVERDOSE DISCUSS PALM STRIKE OUT OF NOWHERE!!! And wait.. Yep.. There’s blood!!! DEDEDE’s nose is bleeding, as he drops down to his hands and knees on the canvas of the ring! Xander Payne steps over, grabs Mr. DEDEDE and lifts the chairman back up to his feet! He hooks his head and lifts him up.. RIPTIDE!!! TWISTING BRAINBUSTER BY XANDER PAYNE CONNECTS, AND HE HAS DEDEDE DOWN IN THE PIN!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRREEEEEE-
Flannery McCoy: KICKOUT BY MR. DEDEDE!!!
Stew-O: The World Heavyweight Champion thought that he had the match won right there. He’s got the chairman’s blood stained on his clothes, and he just wants to put this one away. Xander Payne gets back up to his feet, stomps down onto Mr. DEDEDE’s body, then brings him up to his feet as well. Xander Payne with the irish whip to the corner, as he sends DEDEDE back first into the turnbuckles! Payne now charges in!! CORNER CLOTHESLIN-
Jake Mercer: IT MISSES!! Mr. DEDEDE with the combat roll from out of the corner to escape that corner clothesline!! Xander is leaned up against the turnbuckles, as Mr. DEDEDE charges in at full speed!! RAPTURE!!! THE KICK TO THE HEAD BY MR. DEDEDE KNOCKS XANDER PAYNE OUT AS XANDER INSTANTLY DROPS DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!! MR. DEDEDE for the pin!!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Jake Mercer: KICKOUT BY PAYNE! KICKOUT BY PAYNE!!!!!
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE can’t believe it! He gets up to his feet, and makes his way over to the corner!
Jake Mercer: It seems like DEDEDE is trying to end it right here and right now!
Flannery McCoy: He’s squatting down in the corner, and watching his prey struggling to survive in the center of the ring!! Xander Payne slowly rising up to his hands and knees.. Now Payne is up on one knee.. Payne up to his feet..
Jake Mercer: SPEAR!! SPEAR BY MR. DEDEDE!!!!!!!
Stew-O: MR. DEDEDE JUST BLASTED RIGHT THROUGH XANDER PAYNE WITH THAT SPEAR, AND XANDER PAYNE IS KNOCKED OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! MR. DEDEDE COVERS FOR THE PIN!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Value’ by A$AP Ferg hits, as Mr. DEDEDE stands up to his feet. The referee raises his hands, as the chairman celebrates the hard earned victory over the World Heavyweight Champion.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. THE GAWD!!! MR. DEDED-
Stew-O: IT’S ADAM LUCAS!! THE PURE CHAMPION JUST SLID INTO THE RING AND TACKLED MR. DEDEDE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
Flannery McCoy: ADAM IS ON TOP OF MR. DEDEDE THROWING PUNCHES!! HE’S FIRING AWAY AT THE WORN DOWN MR. DEDEDE!!!
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE is trying to shield himself, but Adam’s punches keep coming through!! Adam gets to his feet, and now stomps down onto Mr. DEDEDE!!! He grabs the chairman, and Irish Whips him towards the ropes!! Lucas looks like he’s setting up for his pop-up Powerbomb!!
Jake Mercer: But DEDEDE doesn’t rebound back, as he catches the ropes, and holds on! The chairman instantly drops down to the canvas of the ring, and rolls under the bottom rope to escape from Adam Lucas!!
Stew-O: Wow!! Mr. DEDEDE breaks free, and he has escaped Adam’s post-match attack!! This all started back at Grand Rampage when Mr. DEDEDE cheap shotted and attacked Adam Lucas after Adam’s title defense against Maxwell, and it seems like everything is coming full circle! But that’s all we have time for tonight! Thanks for tuning in to Friday Night Dynasty!! See you next time!!
(The screen shows Mr. DEDEDE on the outside of the ring as he stares at Adam Lucas who is inside the ring. Lucas climbs up onto the corner turnbuckles, and taunts to Mr. DEDEDE. Lucas pinches his fingers close together showing how close he was to catching DEDEDE in that pop up powerbomb. The two trade words from a distance, as the screen fades to black.)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
