Anna C. Flowers
(EAW Intro Plays)
( Friday Night Dynasty’s theme music plays as the show begins. Camera opens to an empty ring as fans of EAW are cheering their asses off. The MetLife Dome in Saitama, Japan is rocking and the fans are going wild as the show begins. The camera pans around and in the crowd are signs saying things like “MS EXTREME MARRY ME!!”’, ‘GO FLOBROS!”, “MARK MICHAELS IS A MAD MAN”. We see the trio of Dynasty announcers as the show begins.)
Stew-O: WELCOME TO FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY! I’m Stew-O accompanied by my colleagues Flannery McCoy and Talib Bari here in beautiful Saitama, Japan!
Flannery McCoy: We are a little over a week away from Dynasty’s big FPV ‘Gateway to Glory’ where the Answer’s World Champion where the ANSWER’S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP will be defended in a single’s match between AWC Champion Theron Nikolas faces the one and only Darkane!
Talib Bari: Oh yeah! The God Emperor is looking to make The Hardcore King kneel in South Korea on May 18th in the main event of Gateway to Glory!
Flannery McCoy: That isn’t the only match we have set for GTG! New Breed champion Sosa Henderson successfully defended his title against Korey Gaines and is going to have to prepare for the newcomer Giovanni Luciano as that title Sosa holds will be on the line at Gateway to Glory! More matchups will be announced tonight so stay tuned!
Stew-O: We also have a stacked card tonight as Lucas Johnson and Crosby Carter will go one on one tonight! On our main event of this edition of Friday Night Dynasty, we will see Cameron Ella Ava face off with the man that closed the show last week, Mark Michaels! Michaels ended last week’s episode after his partner Theron was demolished by Jamie O’Hara in their tag team match but Mark was not satisfied with the outcome at all! Mark took it upon his self to attack The Ace and leave him beaten down in the middle of the ring! Things definitely aren’t done between those two at all!
(“Ultimate Battle” by ZENTA [EAW Edit] hits to a huge pop as he fans become unglued and Jamie O’Hara emerges through the curtains looking as determined as ever. A focused expression is on his face as he makes his way up the ramp looking to address the crowd.)
Stew-O: Last week we saw Jamie pin the Answers World Champion Theron Nikolas in the middle of the ring for the three count. That was a huge statement on his behalf especially with their projected Pain for Pride matchup on the horizon, but he was met with some unexpected company on his way out.
Flannery McCoy: Yeah to say the least! Jamie was ambushed and attacked by Mark Michaels, the man who has had it out for this company and StarrStan for months now! Attacking the Ace of this company is sure to send a message. Only thing is… I don’t think Jamie takes kind to being used as an example.
(Jamie O’Hara stands in the middle of the ring with a mic as the music dies down, he takes in the love the crowd is showing him and waits for the fans to settle down before speaking)
Jamie O’Hara: You know what I’ve noticed? I’ve come to the realization that no matter what I accomplish, no matter how many historic accolades I earn during my time here in the land of elite, I’m just never going to be able to sit back and enjoy the fruits of my labor. I’m never going to be able to relax and take a moment to reflect on what I did. Whether it be making history by surpassing the previous record of the longest reigning world champion in EAW history, I had a young up and coming Lars Grier waiting in the shadows, with all of the potential and trajectory in the world…. until I fucking shattered it. But I still couldn’t sit back and reflect because then I had a Gawd Contract lurking in the shadows alongside a man with 7 reigns and a point to prove. Now here we are again, after outlasting 29 other motherfuckers in my backyard and solidify myself amongst what some are calling a “new era”, becoming the 2019 Grand Rampage winner after they said my time was up, I STILL haven’t been able to truly sit back and digest it. Because now instead of a so called future star, or a man with an OP contract, or an all time great, I’ve become the target for a man with a point to prove against this company. I know I may come off as disappointed due to these constant occurrences but rest assure, I wouldn’t want it ANY other fucking way.
(The crowd cheers)
Jamie O’Hara: Keep me on my toes, I don’t ever wanna sit back and rest, I’ll rest when I’m six feet deep. Unfortunately for the blokes who think that they can make a target out of me, you’ll be resting six feet deep long before I do. Mark Michaels thinks he’s going to use Jamie O’Hara, the Ace of EAW, the Grand Rampage winner, and the next Answers World Champion, as some sort of sacrificial lamb in whatever fucked delusional agenda he has going on that literally nobody else gives two fucks about. What Mark Michaels fails to realize is, 1. No the fuck he isn’t and 2. He’s shooting way above his pay grade here. While Mark thinks that attacking Jamie after getting his ass kicked by him in a match is going to open up the door for us to have some epic back and forth that raises his profile while he makes an example out of me. Jamie is looking to make an example out of Mark and everybody else like him who thinks that they can get away with fucking with me, and you better believe I will. Didn’t we face off one on one a few weeks back? How did that end your you mate? How about the tag match? How did THAT en– nevermind we don’t have to ask that question, it’s the whole reason I’m out here.. because you can’t take your loss in peace. You aren’t tired of getting your arse kicked by me yet? Personally, I’m tired of ragdolling this unoriginal fake edgy cunt with his wannabe “rebel against the system” shtick that has been done at least once a year by whatever fly-by-night wrestler comes around, but I also take great pride in addressing things like what Mark went his way out to do, and now you have my fucking attention.
(Jamie looks dead into the camera with an angry expression as he continues to talk)
Jamie O’Hara: Mark Michaels, understand that I am not one of your midcard buddies and I am not StarrStan. Clearly, rubbing elbows with those types have gotten you in over your head that you’re supposed to be some feared entity but the reality of the situation is that no matter how many scowls you fix your face up with and no matter how many promos you cut bitching about the company instead of taking responsibility for your less than mediocre championship deprived career, deep down at heart you’ll always be that social media addicted attention starved loser we all know and love. You know, the “showster” who is too busy focusing on likes on his twitter posts or views on his twitch stream instead of wins on his record. It’s a different target for you but it’s still the same fight. You’re still an attention deprived cunt who’s too busy wanting approval from the company instead of straight up saying fuck them and taking your destiny into your own hands. I might be the Ace of this company but don’t ever confuse that for being some type of shill for the company or spokesperson, I don’t do the corporate thing. I didn’t have anything to do with why your career is so stagnant…. up until now. From this point forward ever shortcoming and failure you experience, you can chalk it up to me. Every disappointment that comes your way, you can chalk it up to me…. because now you have my undivided attention.
(Jamie takes his attention away from the camera and goes back to facing the crowd with a more relaxed demeanor)
Jamie O’Hara: So here’s the deal. I don’t have anything going on between now and Gateway to Glory and as far as I can see neither do you. I got nothing but time to kill before gearing up into full AWC mode, something you’d know nothing about. So I figure instead of killing time I’ll just kill whatever’s left of your fucking career. You wanna be the marquee star of this company? You wanna face the big boys at these big events that you claim EAW is holding you back from? Well here’s your chance to face me. Jamie O’Hara versus Mark Michaels at Gateway to Glory one more time for the road. Hows that sound Mark? When I lay you out for the third time perhaps you’ll gain a little more perspective and appreciation for where you stand on the totem pole here. I don’t do charity much, but I’m willing to do it if it means humbling the fuck out of a dropkick flog who thinks he can attack me and live to tell the story. At Gateway to Glory I’m dragging you into the fucking sea and I’m drowning ya. Then it’ll be back where you belong, in irrelevance, and I’ll take my attention over to Theron or Darkane.
(Jamie pauses for a bit while pacing around and then begins to speak again)
Jamie O’Hara: Which brings me to my next order of business. I had the pleasure to look at both of you men dead in the eyes last week and let you know what was in store. Darkane was too busy running his mouth to fully grasp what I was saying, so let me reiterate. Whether it is Theron Nikolas or Darkane walking INTO Pain for Pride as champion, the fact remains that neither of you are walking OUT of Pain for Pride as champion. If you’re fine with being a proverbial placeholder, a transitional champion just like your Pain for Pride opponent was last year, then by all means become the very thing you despise and talked down on, Darkane. I’m not stopping ya, but I AM stopping that reign from making it out of the season. You get past Theron then more power to you. I know all that was done at your expense for him to be where he is. We are similar in that respect so you have just as much of a reason to want to kill him as much as I do. So if you happen to win at Gateway to Glory, you’ll be able to hang it over my head that you were the one to have your full circle moment by dropping the clown on his head before I got the chance to. However, I think taking that AWC off of your hands will be more than a good enough consolation prize for me. But unless that hypothetical of you winning comes into fruition, I’m done wasting my breath on you.
(Jamie scoffs)
Jamie O’Hara: Theron, as it stands you are the champ, for now. Each second that goes by marks just how closer you are to losing that championship. I know you, I know you like to pull rabbits out of hats, make the impossible seem possible, form unlikely alliances, manipulate any and everyone to get where you need to get… but you’ve reached the end of the road. You’re on an island. Any and everybody you’ve ever come across or rubbed elbows with have somehow ended up at odds with you. The buck stops here. I didn’t endure what I did just to come this far and come up short, and for your sake you better hope you don’t make it out of Gateway to Glory with that title.. because compared to me? Facing Darkane will be Disney Land. Just know, the worst is yet to come.
(Theron drops the mic as “Ultimate Battle” picks back up, he does the championship taunt around his waist as he leaves the ring and makes his way down the ramp)
Talib Bari: You heard it here first, Jamie is primed and ready to take on any and all comers. He wants all the smoke! He made sure to give Mark Michaels a piece of his mind and then topped it off, pause, with a warning for Theron and Darkane!
Flannery McCoy: I don’t know who’s walking out of GTG with the Answers World Champ but if I’m starting to wonder if whoever loses is the real winner here. I wouldn’t wanna be the one having to face a locked in Jamie that’s for sure!
(We head to a brief commercial break for Japan tourism ads featuring Jamie O’Hara himself expressing his love for Japan as a whole. We return to find good ol’ Stephie Love in the ring playing with her microphone before speaking.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
( “Nuketown” by Ski Mask the Slump God starts up over the arena speakers.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 202 pounds, THE LIGHTNING ROD… ZZZZAAAACCCCKKKLAAARRRRYYYY RRRRRRROOOOODDDDDDDD!!!
( Rod steps out on to the stage twirling his replica lightsaber, which he drops a few times along the way to the ring.)
Stew-O: Zachary Rod looking to get his feet under him, turn his luck around, and get a solid win here tonight.
Talib Bari: Yeah well the last time we saw him, he was obliterated by Lucas Johnson in a matter of seconds. I wouldn’t be getting my hopes to high tonight.
Flannery McCoy: any given night we can be treated to a major upset and that’s what makes EAW such a fascinating place to watch, because you never know when one of those nights are gonna come.
( Rod enters the ring, after a few seconds of posing for the crowd his music fades out and is replaced by “Damage” by Red.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Cape Town, South Africa, weighing in at 230 pounds, THE JUGGERNAUT… RRRROOOOONNNNAAAAANNNNN MMMMAAAAAALLLLLLLOOOOOOSSSSSIIIII!!!
( Ronan steps through the curtain full of a confidence, strong energy befitting of a power hoist like him.)
Talib Bari: there is something I really like about this Malosi kid, something that’s so primal yet sophisticated. Someone who has his skill set, and maybe more importantly, his mindset can certainly go far in EAW.
Stew-O: yes, provided his ego and cockiness get the better of him as time goes on.
Flannery McCoy: also I’d say if he continues to develop as a talent and tap into his potential then he could become a player here in EAW. But if he grows stagnant, like we’ve seen others have after making the jump to EAW.
(Ronan enters the ring ready for the bell to ring.)
DING DING DING!
Stew-O: there’s the bell, Ronan making his was to the middle of the ring, Rod shoots him self off the ropes, he blows right by Malosi, Rod rebounding, and again he passes right by Ronan! Rod crisscrossing all by himself as Malosi stands almost dumbfounded at the sight. Rod leaping up into the air.. Jumping DDT! It misses completely! Rod getting back up… SPEAR!!!
Talib Bari: Zachary speared almost out of his shoes! Malosi picking him back up and whips him off the ropes, PTSD!!! MY GOODNESS WHAT A POP UP POWERBOMB!!! ROD SPLATTERED RIGHT ON THE CANVAS!!!
Flannery McCoy: to his credit Rod is trying to pick himself back up, he’s on both knees… OOOOOAAATTTTTHHHH BBBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAKKKKKKKKKEEEERRRR!!!! THAT CLAYMORE KICK NEARLY TOOK ROD’S HEAD OFF!! HERE IS THE COVER!!!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWWOOOOOO!!! TTTHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEE!!!
DING DING DING!!!
( “Damage” by Red starts Playing.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN HERE IS YOUR WINNER… RRRRROOOOOONNNNNAAAANNNNN MMMMMAAAALLLLLLOOOOOSSSSIIIII!!!
Stew-O: What an impressive win for Malosi, dominating and utterly obliterating Zachary Rod in this one!
Talib Bari: impressive is a bit of an understatement from where I’m sitting!
Flannery McCoy: Ronan winning this match in such awesome fashion tonight, and that certainly has gotten some new eyes on just how he can pulverize an opponent with his strength! As for Zachary Rod… well at least this lasted a little longer than his last time out.
(The show fades to black as an ad for Dynasty returns from commercial break and cuts to the ring. Stephie smiles into the camera and raises the microphone to her perfectly glossed lips.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PLEASE WELCOME THE EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION… SOSA HENDERSON!!!
(“Love SOSA” by Chief Keef begins playing and the fans erupt for the Showdown Elitist. SOSA appears on the stage, and a handsome smirk spreads across his face. He raises the New Breed Championship in the air.)
Stew-O: Welcome back to Dynasty!
Flannery McCoy: As you guys can see, the New Breed Champion is making his way to the ring.
Talib Bari: Last week on Dynasty, StarrStan officially announced Giovanni Luciano as the number one contender to the New Breed Championship.
Flannery McCoy: Gio picked up an impressive win last week over PURE Championship contender, Ryan Wilson, while SOSA had his first successful title defense on Showdown. He defeated Korey Gaines in a highly competitive match!
Stew-O: I’m excited to see what these two men have in store for one another come Gateway to Glory! I know everyone is excited to see Darkane gain some measure of revenge on Theron Nikolas for what happened back in October of last year, but the New Breed Championship match between these two exciting rookies may end up being what steals the show.
(SOSA has gotten into the ring, and Stephie has passed him the microphone. He waits for his music to die down before he starts speaking to the crowd.)
SOSA Henderson: I had every odd in the world stacked against me, but four months ago when I signed on with EAW, I made it my goal to prove that SOSA Henderson was going to be an actual somebody in this world. I’ll never let negative energy hold me back from bettering myself, and in doing so I’m never going to forget where I came from either. God raised me up from nothing and gave me the tools to appreciate where I came from, what I’ve been through, and how far I’ve come. He made sure that I wasn’t going to be another black brother stuck in the system. He had a purpose for me, and because of that, there’s still a lot left for me to do. But right now we’re going to focus on what’s in front of us. Last week on Showdown, I successfully defended this championship for the first time against a discount bin Justin Bieber looking headass, knowing in the back of my mind that Michael Corleone was waitin’ for me.
(An amused little smirk touched SOSA’s lips.)
SOSA Henderson: After I defeated Korey Gaines, I half expected to wake up the next morning with a horse head in my bed, or some other shit. Motherfucka Gio Luciano talking about doing hard time, being some fuckin’ mobster, and droppin’ names. I thought the mafia liked keepin’ shit hush hush? How the hell this motherfucka walkin’ around still alive? How come he aint sleepin’ with the fishies for bringing his secret life to light?? They whack people for less, amirite? I don’t by that shit for a minute, and if this dude is actually legit and who he claims he is? How the hell you just gunna turn on your family like that? That shit’s fucked, man, and this man coming for my title, who probably thinks he’s got some fucked up chance to win it, is a disloyal piece of shit. Forgetting where he came from. Fuck outta here with that. How you ever gunna have anyone respect you wh-
(‘Hells Bells’ by AC/DC hits the PA system and the man himself, Giovanni, steps out from the backstage area. The Jersey boy has a smirk on his face and he makes his way down to the ring.)
Talib Bari: Well, I guess Gio didn’t feel like listening to SOSA talk anymore shit.
Flannery McCoy: Gio needs to be careful though because SOSA Henderson has proven time and time again that he knows how to back up every bit of smack he talks.
Stew-O: Well, we’re not going to sit here and act like Gio can’t handle his business himself. I mean he’s in the mafia :lupe:
(Before sliding inside the ring to meet SOSA face to face, Gio takes a spare microphone from the timekeeper. He shakes his head at SOSA as he steps up to the New Breed Champion.)
Giovanni Luciano: Mama Mia! Listen at this jabroni! It’s the New Breed Majesty! Welcome to Dynasty, amico! That’s a nice championship you got there, ya jamoke. How about you coming out here, on my turf, cracking jokes about garbage you’ve seen in movies and ‘calling me out’ on my personal situation. You don’t know the first thing about Giovanni Luciano, but he knows something about SOSA Henderson. He knows that SOSA wakes up every morning lookin’ at a fucking horse.
(SOSA can’t help but roll his eyes.)
SOSA Henderson: We love originality let me tell you.
Giovanni Luciano: Crude jokes aside about your bitch, you got a lot of fucking nerve. You have no idea what I’ve been through or how my life has been growing up. The shit I’ve seen, I wish I never woulda seen. The shit I’ve done, well I can’t take it back. The only thing I can do is move my life forward, and Elite Answers Wrestling is providing me with that opportunity. Heading to Gateway to Glory and unloading that New Breed Championship from your shoulders is gunna be what I need to close the chapter on that part of my life and move on to the next.
(SOSA removes his sunglasses and can’t help but roll his eyes to the back of his.)
SOSA Henderson: You know, you can save your sob story because I’m not about to listen to you launch into some spiel about how you and I ain’t that different. You have no clue what a struggle is, because you had everything handed to you the second you linked up with your crew. You did what you had to do and the fact you’d turn your back on the people who raised you up and provided you with a life that kept you safe and protected, makes you nothing more than a little fuckin’ pussy. You a disloyal bitch, boy. Instead of biting the hand that fed you all these years, you coulda turned around and helped ya whole family out. Instead of outing them on such a grand platform, and disgracing them and condemning them, you coulda changed their lives and helped them all earn an honest living. You just lookin out for number one and that’s fucked. I bet your little ass even went as far as to snitch on every last one of ‘em, didn’t ya? That’s why you don’t wanna answer the phone when the boss calls ain’t it? The fuck you gotta say for that, motherfucka?? Why ya lookin around? Ya scared, bitch? Scared Tom Hagen gunna do that consigliere shit and send two of the capos out here to bust a cap in your bitch ass for being a traitorous little fuck and take ya goddamn balls back to the fuckin boss for a fuckin’ trophy? Huh?! Fu-
Flannery McCoy: GIO JUST SLAMMED THE BUTT OF THE MIC INTO SOSA’S FACE!
Talib Bari: THE NEW BREED CHAMPION IS ON THE GROUND AND GIO IS ON TOP OF HIM! HE’S PUNCHING SOSA IN THE FACE WITH THOSE STIFF RIGHT HANDS!! SOSA FENDS HIM AND GETS BACK TO HIS FEET BUT GIO IS UP AS WELL! GIO LUNGES FOR SOSA AND THEY FALL THROUGH THE ROPES AND ONTO THE GROUND!
Stew-O: THEY’RE BRAWLING IN FRONT OF OUR BROADCAST BOOTH NOW AND HERE COMES A SLEW OF EAW OFFICIALS! THEY’RE PULLING APART GIO AND SOSA AND DAMN! THIS GOT WEIRDLY PERSONAL REALLY QUICK!!
Flannery McCoy: As exciting as the New Breed Championship match at Gateway to Glory already was, it just got ten times more interesting!
(A team of referees have managed to separate the two men for the time being, but both Gio and SOSA are shouting obscenities at one another as Dynasty has to fade to a commercial break.)
Stephie Love: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL!
( “Dust” by Tremonti starts up drawing a flood of jeers from the crowd.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 235 pounds, THE ALPHA KING… KKKKKKKKEEEEEVVVVIIIIINNNN HHHHHUUUUUNNNNTTTTEEERRRRRR!!!
( the boos continue as Hunter steps out past the curtain and down the entrance ramp.)
Stew-O: Kevin Hunter making his way to the ring solo tonight, no memebers of the Chairman’s task force following him around tonight. You have to wonder if that has something to do with the absence of Mr. DeDeDe since Ides Of March, or if the plan is simply to lull his opponent tonight into a false since of security?
Flannery McCoy: Well it wouldn’t surprise me if there were a few of the goon squad waiting in the wings in case Hunter gets into trouble here tonight.
Talib Bari: Hey lets not discredit the skills and strength of Kevin Hunter. There was a reason he became the head of DDD security and before that was considered one of Dynasty’s top prospects.
( Hunter steps through the ropes into the ring. A long moment passes before his music fades out and in its place “I like it loud” by Kiss starts up.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent, from Inglis, Manitoba, Canada, Weighing In at 250 pounds, THE HARDCORE HERO…. SSSSSHHHHHAAAAKKKKKEEEERRRR JJJJJJJOOOOOONNNNNNEEEEESSSSS!!!
( The crowd cheers loudly as Jones steps out on to the stage.)
Stew-O: Here is a man with a fantastic opportunity a head of him at Gateway to Glory! There Shaker Jones will have the opportunity to qualify for cash in the vault, and whoever holds that briefing case holds with him a title match that they can cash in at place at any time!
Talib Bari: Yeah but before he can get to That match at Gateway to Glory, he’s gotta get past Kevin Hunter tonight! And Shaker will be the first one to tell you just how challenging that can be, because him and Hunter have plenty of history with each other.
Flannery McCoy: for sure, While Kevin was the head of DDD security he was a huge thorn in the side of Shaker Jones while he was a member of the Score. These two have clashed before and this rivalry will be renewed because if you’re Kevin Hunter and you pick up the win here tonight, well that would make an excellent case for being added to that CITV qualifying match!
( Shaker steps into the ring, looking loose and ready as the crowd continues to cheer him on.)
DING DING DING!
Stew-O: Here we go this one’s underway! Both men circling each other in the middle of the ring, each very familiar with the other and thus both are a bit cautious as they lock up! Collar and elbow tie up, Shaker getting a head lock immediately, Hunter backing him into and shooting him off the ropes! Jones rebounding off the farside, and Hunter taking him down with a shoulder block! Hunter sprinting off the ropes, Jones down on the canvas, Hunter leaping over keeping his momentum as he rebounds from the farside, Jones back to his feet, And takes hunter down with a hip toss! Hunter on the canvas as Jones leaps up, and comes crashing down with a double foot stomp to the abdomen!
Talib Bari: Kevin hunter clutching his stomach as he writhes in pain! Jones staying on him as he drags Kevin up off the mat, AND WOW WHAT POWER AS HE LANDS THE GUTWRENCH POWERBOMB! SIDEWINDER CONNECTS! Jones with a cover, trying to end it quickly!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTWWWWOOOOOO!!!
Flannery McCoy: Hunter getting the shoulder up! Kevin getting to his feet, Jones with an Irish whip, Hunter Landing hard into the corner! Jones following him in… SUPA DUPA KICK!!! THAT CARTWHEEL KICK JUST CONNECTED WITH KEVIN HUNTERS HEAD! Hunter hanging onto the ropes which might be the only thing keeping him standing on his feet! Hunter stumbling out of the corner, Jones catches him with a kick to the gut! RRRROOOOCCCCKKKKKAAAANNNNNNDDDDRRRRRROOOOOOOOLLLLLAAAAA!!
Stew-O: HANG ON, HUNTER ABLE TO DROP OUT OF THAT DDT AND SLIP OUT OF THE RING UNDER THE BOTTOM ROPE! Hunter looking like he dodged a bullet there! Jones stepping through the rop-HEY HUNTER HAS HIM BY THE LEG AND TRIPS SHAKER UP! Hunter still has control of that leg, and smashes it onto the ring apron!
Talib Bari: Shaker rolling in pain as Hunter gets back in the ring and attacks that leg like a shark that smells blood! Hunter relentless as he stomps away at that leg! Jones rolling away trying to get some separation, Hunter chasing after him, Shaker using the ropes trying to get back to his feet, But Kevin cutting him off by kicking that bad leg out from under him! Hunter now treading Jones’ leg between the ring ropes, and now wrenches back with the ropes adding extra pressure!
Ref: 1! 2! 3! 4!
Flannery McCoy: Hunter narrowly avoiding a disqualification here as he releases that hold! Hunter now has Shaker still tangled in those ropes and now using them to tie Shaker up! Jones desperately trying to break free as Hunter lands with a series of unprotected shoot kicks, that hamstring has got to be knotting up quick! The official stepping in between Jones and Hunter, Kevin mouthing off while the ref tries to help Jones get free!
Stew-O: Jones able to get his leg out from the rope, but Hunter isn’t t letting up as he charges at him, and wow what a baseball slide to the ribs! That one sending Shaker flying to the outside! Hunter following him outside, Shaker fighting back to his feet, Kevin with a right hand, but Jones blocks it! Shaker Answers back with a stiff right that lands to the jaw!
Ref: 1!
Talib Bari: Hunter stunned by that right hand, Jones peppering him with one shot after another! Hunter with his back against the ring post, CANADIAN CLOTHESLINE!! Shaker with a huge lariat that crushes Kevin hunter against the ring post!
Ref: 2!
Flannery McCoy: Hunter collapsing down to the arena floor! Shaker Jones dragging him back up and whipping him into the barricade! A solid thud echoing through the arena from that one, but Jones isn’t done yet as he Takes Kevin by the head and sends him face first into apron!
Ref: 3!
Stew-O: Hunter crawling trying to get some seperation between him and Shaker, Jones pursuing after him, Hunter trying to beg off!
Ref: 4!
Stew-O: But Shaker not having it as he- OH HUNTER SUCKERING HIM IN BEFORE LANDING AN EYE POKE! Shaker blinded as Hunter takes sets him up, AND SMASHES THAT WEAKENED LEG RIGHT INTO THE STEEL STEPS WITH A SHIN BREAKER!
Ref: 5!
Talib Bari: you can tell that one is causing a great deal of pain just from the look on Shaker’s face! Hunter picking Jones up off the arena floor and rolling him into the ring! Shaker somehow using that one good leg to get his back to a vertical base! But from behind Hunter with a vicious chop block that sends Jones head over heels to the canvas! Hunter put Everything he had on that one and for sure that would have gotten few flags if this was the NFL!
Flannery McCoy: Hunter still not letting up an inch as he lands a knee drop to the inside of the leg! And second connects! And now a third! Hunter still not letting go as he takes Jones’ leg up over his shoulders, HORSE COLLAR!!! That over the shoulder Boston crab applied right in the middle of the ring! Shaker screaming in pain as that leg which has been assaulted this whole match is being bent in an unnatural position! Hunter using all his strength to put as much torque as he can on that leg!
Stew-O: and like we said these two men know each other very well, and Kevin hunter knows that if Shaker cant put any weight on that leg, he can’t land a give em the boot, he may not even be able to get Hunter up for the rocks drools because his leg simply could not hold the weight! Jones looking like the pain is starting to become too much for him, the referee asking him if he wants to give up!
Shaker Jones (no mic): NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Talib Bari: I’m surprised that Jones isn’t just tapping out and saving himself for another night! He still has to think about Gateway To Glory, he still has a chance to book his ticket to Pain For Pride! But he can’t do it with only one leg!
Flannery McCoy: their is no quit in shaker Jones, he’ll fight to his last bit of energy is spent! Jones now using his free leg to try and strike at Kevin Hunter, Hunter trying to avoid the blows while keeping his grip tight on that hold! But Jones Landing a shot to the side of Hunter’s head! Hunter’s grip loosening but he still has that hold locked in! Jones with another kick that catches Kevin square in the temple! Jones tearing that leg back once more… BUT HUNTER QUICKLY DUMPS HIM TO THE CANVAS! Kevin wants an STF, but Shaker rolling over and able to land a kick right to the face that knocks Hunter back!
Stew-O: Jones getting back to his feet, Hunter back to his, shaker with a wild punch, Hunter ducks underneath, AND LOOK HE THREADS HIS LEG THROUGH SHAKER’S! KEVIN ROLLING TO THE MAT TAKING JONES WITH HIM… CCCCCAAAAAALLLLLLLFFFFF KKKKKKKIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEERRRRRR!!! THAT SUBMISSION IS LOCKED IN THIGHT!
Talib Bari: Jones trying to hang on as all that pressure is applied to that injured leg! Shaker trying to drag both himself and Hunter to the ropes! Hunter putting even more torque on that leg! Jones just inching his way, he reaches out… SHAKER GETS THE ROPE!!!
Flannery McCoy: the Referee making Kevin release the hold, and I think Kevin Hunter has grown utterly frustrated with how there is no quit in Shaker Jones! Hunter reaches his feet quickly, Jones unable to stand right now! Hunter picking him up by the head, and look Kevin getting him up on his shoulders, you know what’s next! Hunter wants the Killer effort!
Stew-O: But Jones slinking off the shoulders… THE 87!!!! THAT CUTTER CAME FROM LITERALLY OUT OF NOWHERE!!! Hunter down on the canvas, Shaker with the cover!
Ref: OOOONNNNNEEEEE!!! TTTTTTTRWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!! TTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRREEEEEEEE!!!!
DING DING DING!!!
( “I like it loud” by kiss starts to play.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE IS YOURE WINNER… SSSSSHHHHHAAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEERRRRR. JJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!
Flannery McCoy: Shaker Jones has shown that if he hits that cutter, its lights out for most human beings!
Talib Bari: Decisive win for Jones here as he prepares for his opportunity at Gateway to Glory where he will fight several other Elitists to become a Cash in The Vault participant! Wins like this only serve as motivation and momentum builders!
(Shakers stands with his hand raises as we cut to a commercial break featuring
(We open up to see backstage Starrstan shuffling papers as he clearly is a busy, busy man. He notices the camera in front of him and stops being a busy man to address the EAW audience.)
StarrStan: HELLO fans of EAW’s Friday Night Dynasty! Starrstan here with important information for all of the you and EAW’s competitor’s that has massive implications that pertain to next week’s FPV event, “Gateway to Glory”!
Crowd: YEEEEEESSS!!!!
Starrstan: That’s right, we have some big matches already booked and title belts that will be defended on May 18th and we aren’t done just yet! We have a few more slots to fill for this incredible card and one match in particular is left to be announced! Last year, Noah Reigner won the Cash in The Vault briefcase and at King of Elite, he went on to use that very briefcase to defeat Impact to become World Heavyweight Champion on Voltage! This year? I am expecting one of these six athletes to win this qualifier and go on to the Cash in the Vault match and maybe even do like Noah did when he was a member of Dynasty and become this seasons Cash in the Vault winner! The next Answer’s World Champion could very well be one of these six men! So, at Gateway to Glory, we will be having a Cash in the Vault qualifying match to decide who will enter the CITV match! As revealed last week, the first man announced to be in this match is Shaker Jones!
(The crowd goes crazy for The Punk Rock Country Boy.)
Starrstan: Also in this match will be Ronan Malosi!
(Fans begin to boo heavily for Ronan.)
Starrstan: Third entrant will be Kevin Hunter!
(Fans pop loudly for The Alpha King.)
Starrstan: Forth in this matchup will be Bowie Grey!
(Fans boo loudly for Grey being mentioned.)
Starrstan: Fifth to be added to this six way will be Jason McKormick!
(Fans go nuts for Jason McKormick being added.)
Starrstan: AAAAAAND…That’s it! Those are the six men entering this Cash in the Vault Qualifier match at Gateway to Glory and to all six of the men I mentioned, good lu-WAIT!
Crowd: *Silent*
Starrstan: Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on! I said six names right? I said Shaker, Ronan, Kevin, Bowie, and Jason…that’s only five men! This is a six way match, I’m forgetting the sixth man! You guys wanna know who I’m adding? Do ya’?
Crowd: YES!
Starrstan: You sure?
Crowd: YES!!
Starrstan: Positive?!
Crowd: YES!
Starrstan: You really wanna’ know the sixth man?!
Crowd: YES!! YES!! YES!!
Starrstan: Well…how about he come and make that announcement himself?
(The lights in the arena go out as does the tron.)
Stew-O: What, what the hecks going on?
Talib Bari: Starrstan sure knows how to hype up a guy!
(The crowd sits silently for a few seconds, until the sounds of a familiar guitar riff hits.)
Flannery McCoy: WAIT A MINUTE!
Stew-O: IT CANT BE?!
(‘Wanted Man’ by Rev Theory plays as the lights in the arena go up and the entrance video for Hades The Hellraiser plays on all the screens. Red and white lights pulsate throughout the entire building.)
“Head down on a pillow of concrete,
I won’t rest in peace either way,
And I won’t be forgiven,”
(The sound of a custom made Harley Davidson could be heard as everyone anticipates his appearance.
Stew-O: This place just became unglued!
Talib Bari: IS HE HERE?!?
(The crowd goes nuts as the entrance video plays along with his music until the lights go out again. The music stops and the crowd gets silent once more.)
Flannery McCoy: Wh-what’s going on? Is he here or…
(The lights come up.)
“IM A WANTED MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
GOT BLOOD ON MY HAAAAAANDS!!!”
Stew-O: THERE HE IS!
(The chorus to his theme song hits as suddenly, in the middle of the ring, stands Hades The Hellraiser. The fans lose their minds again as he is now in front of the sold out Saitama, Japan crowd. Hades cracks his neck and nods at the raucous ovation before spitting a huge loogy in to the middle of the ring.)
Talib Bari: HE’S HERE!! Hades is here!
Flannery McCoy: AND HE’S THE SIXTH MAN FOR THE CITV QUALIFIER AT GATEWAY TO GLORY!
Stew-O: This man is a former Answer’s World Champion! What better way to go out and give yourself another chance to become Answer’s World Champion then winning the CITV match and cashing it in for a title match at anytime you want?
Talib Bari: I don’t know who my favorite is just yet but I see these fans might have picked their favorite with this announcement!
(Hades raises his balled up fists as he poses against the ropes and the fans chant his name over and over again.)
(We open to the inside of the ring as Stephie Love waves at a few fans before raising the microphone to her mouth.)
Stephie Love: The next contest is scheduled for one fall! Our first contestant…
(“The Devil in I” by Slipknot blares out of the public announcement speakers as Jason McKormick appears on stage. Jason points to the crowd as the fans pop for his appearance.)
Stephie Love: Hailing from Jackson, Michigan…weighing in at 235 pounds…JAAAAAASON MCKOOOOOORMICK!!!
Stew-O: Jason McKormick is one of six man named in the Cash In the Vault qualifier match and he has all his attention tonight on the number one contender to and Extreme’s Pure Championship.
Talib Bari: He May be focused on his opponent here tonight but he better be using this as a tune up for that six way match! Hades? Bowie Grey? Jason will need to get through some of the toughest men on Dynasty if even wants a shot to become this season’s CITV winner!
(Jason enters the ring as he gathers himself in the corner of the ring and his music fades out. “My Way” by Limp Bizkit blasts and the crowd begins to boo. The mood of the building changes to negative noises as Ryan Wilson walks out to the stage and he waves a hockey stick around.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT…FROM MONTREAL, QUEBEC, CANADA…Weighing in at 200 pounds…THE CANADIAN STUDMUFFIN…RYAAAAAAAAN WILLLLLSON!!!!
Flannery McCoy: He’s riding solo tonight, as Ryan strolls to the ring waving that hockey stick around.
Stew-O: Ryan Wilson will face Ms Extreme at Gateway to Glory and he wants relieve her of that Pure Championship she has!
Talib Bari: I wanna know which one of these two, knowing how big their matches are next week, which one wants to win tonight the most and show that they are prepared to win big at Gateway to Glory!
(Ryan enters the ring and mounts the turnbuckle where he waves the hockey stick around proudly to the dismay of the fans. Ryan sets it ringside and hops down as he and Jason finally lock eyes. The ref checks both men as Wilson’s theme music fades our before he gives them both head nods.)
DING!! DING!!
Stew-O: Jason McKormick locks up with Ryan Wilson as the two begin to grapple. Jason gets a headlock in by Ryan reverses it and puts Jason in a headlock of his own. Jason backs Wilson in to a corner and breaks out of the hold and begins to throw punches at Wilson. Ryan dodges and blocks the blows before reversing the position and attacking Jason. Wilson tried to throw a haymaker but Jason ducks! The swing spins Ryan around! Jason is behind Wilson and gives him a powerful shove that sends Ryan in to a barrel roll forward and away from the corner and Jason. McKormick watches as Wilson turns and gets back to his feet as Jason charges him. DROP TOE HOLD!
Flannery McCoy: Ryan catches Jason with the drop toe hold and Wilson doesn’t waste time! Wilson mounts Ryan who is on his stomach. FOURTH WALL BREAK!
Talib Bari: Ryan is going for his finisher early! THE ELEVATED BOSTON CRAB!
Flannery McCoy: JASON IS TOO FRESH! HE FLIPS WILSON OVER AND GETS OUT OF THE MOVE!
Stew-O: Jason gets to his feet as Ryan gets back to his. Ryan throws another haymaker but McKormick blocks the swing. EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Jason connects with his powerful arm to the chin of Ryan!
Talib Bari: Jason makes Wilson stagger back before sprinting to the ring ropes. JUMPING CLOTHESLINE! Jason drops Ryan flat as Wilson favors his neck from that leaping lariat!
Flannery McCoy: Jason McKormick mounts Ryan and is pummeling him with lefts and rights! Jason is an unhinged man who loves inflicting pain like this on his opponents and enjoys it so much so!
Stew-O: Ryan Wilson isn’t enjoying this as he tries to break free. The ref warns Jason about those closed fists as McKormick mouths off to the referee. As Jason argues with the ref, Ryan Wilson POKES HIM IN THE EYES! Dirty move but maybe necessary as Wilson then shoves McKormick off of him. Wilson gets on his knees as he sees Jason desperately trying to regain his vision.
Flannery McCoy: RUNNING CALF KICK! Ryan takes down Jason! Wilson assists McKormick to his feet now, he puts him in a reverse headlock…INVERTED HEADLOCK BACKBREAKER! Wilson snaps Jason in half! Ryan goes for the pin!
Ref: ONE!!!
TWO!!!
NO!!
Stew-O: Not just yet! McKormick manages to break out of the cover before the count of three! Ryan Wilson looks annoyed but he knows it’s not going to be that easy for the win tonight! Jason is brought back up as Wilson pulls his hair on the way to both their feet. SNAP SUPLEX! A neck cracking suplex sends Jason down again. Ryan isn’t playing around as he gets Jason back up once more! HE’S SIGNALLING FOR IT! HE GETS HIM IN POSITION
MIC DROP!
Flannery McCoy: NO! JASON REVERSES THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER! JUMPING KNEE SMASH! JASON DRIVES RYAN’S FACE IN TO HIS KNEE AS WILSON FALLS BACKWARDS! Jason staggers back in to a corner! Wilson is on his back but rolls over to his side as he wonders how Jason got out of it! WAIT! PUNT TO THE HEAD! JASON NEARLY TAKES WILSON’S HEAD CLEAN OFF WITH THAT KICK! MCKORMICK GOES FOR THE COVER!
Ref: ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE…NOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: WILSON KICKS OUT! That looked like it was about to be it! It looked like Wilson was done but he fights out at the last possible moment! McKormick gets back up and sizes up Wilson! Jason is telegraphing this but he clearly wants it! Wilson holds the side of his head as he gets up. Wilson on his feet…Jason begging him to turn around…Wilson turns…
THE LEGACY!!!
Talib Bari: OH NO! The superkick misses! WILSON WITH THE ROLL UP! THE COVER!
Ref: ONE!!!
TWO!!!
KICK OUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: MCKORMICK KICKS OUT OF THE
Stew-O: WAIT! IT WAS A SET U! JASON KICKS OUT OF THE ROLL UP BUT WILSON NOW HAS HIM SET UP WHERE HE WANTS HIM! HE HAS HIM IN POSITION!
MIC DROP!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: THE PACKAGE PILEDRIVER!
Stew-O: MIC DROP TO MCKORMICK! MIC DROP TO JASON MCKORMICK! RYAN WITH THE COVER!!!
Ref: ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!!
DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!
Stephie Love: HERE IS YOUR WINNER…RYAN WILSON!!!
(“My Way” by Limp Bizkit plays once again as Ryan Wilson gets up and has his arm raised by the referee.)
Talib Bari: Talk about a fast paced match up! Both me showed me they may have what it takes to win at Gateway to Glory despite Jason losing and Ryan getting the big win!
Stew-O: Indeed, Wilson captures the win but Jason has a lot of time to build towards GTG next week where he faces five of the best Dynasty has to offer in that CITV qualifier!
(“Gangsta” by New Years Day plays as the entire arena erupts. Our walks Ms Extreme as Ryan looks down to the stage and has a bit of shock on his face.)
Flannery McCoy: THERE IS OUR PURE CHAMPION! THE RED QUEEN! THE WOMAN OF FIRE! MS EXTREME!
Stew-O: She has a smirk on her face as she makes her way down to the ring!
Talib Bari: WE MIGHT GET OUR PURE TITLE MATCH RIGHT NOW, YALL!
(Ms Extreme makes her way in to the ring and looks at at Ryan Wilson up and down as Wilson gets in a fighting stance. Ms Extreme laughs before raising her Pure Championship up high for all to see and then her left eyebrow at Ryan.)
Stew-O: I don’t know if Ms Extreme was impressed by that win but I know she is prepared for counters like the one Ryan used to win here tonight!
(Ms Extreme mouths some words to Wilson who shakes his head furiously at her as the show cuts away. We see a small advertisement for Bowie Grey for Air BNB. He says sometimes you just need to get away and do…stuff. We return from break and see Stephie Love smiling in the ring as she speaks.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for one fall!
(‘Blood//Water’ by Grandson begins to play as Bowie Gray walks down the ram, ignoring the crowd along the way.)
Stew-O: Bowie is a violent man and he’s not going to hold back at all on Connor, new or not!
Talbi Bari: Nor should he! If Connor wants to call himself the King of the Hunt he’s gonna need to step things up!
Stephie Love: Introducing first, from Salem, Massachusetts, weighing in at 185 pounds…THE REAPER BOWIE GRAY!
(Bowie doesn’t seem to react as the crowd gives a mixed reaction.)
Flannery McCoy: Bowie Gray is focused tonight, nothing is phasing him so far!
Stephie Love: Introducing next…
(‘Party Poison’ by My Chemical Romance begins playing as Conner Hunt makes his way excitedly to the ring.)
Stew-O: Conner Hunt is looking to make an impact here tonight! I’m looking forward to what he can do!
Stephie Love: The opponent, now residing in San Francisco, California, weighing in at 225 pounds…THE KING OF THE HUNT…CONNER HUNT!
(Conner climbs to the middle turnbuckle and raises both arms to the appreciation of the crowd as Stephie exits and ring and the official calls for the bell.)
(DING DING DING!)
Talib Bari: LOOK OUT! BOWIE RUSHES ACROSS THE RING AND BLASTS HUNT! Conner wasn’t ready for it, you can tell! Bowie is unleashing a battering of lefts and rights, rocking his opponent back into the corner while the referee tries to seperate the two,but The Reaper is unrelenting! The referee calls for the break as Conner reaches the ropes and Bowie finally relents and Conner seems a bit shell shocked here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Maybe so, but he’s got to get himself together or Bowie is going to make short work of him! Bowie charges in…NO! Kick to the gut from Conner stops Bowie long enough for Hunt to escape the corner and make some distance for himself. Another quick jab keeps Gray off balance and allows Conner to shoot in and hook the tights…snap suplex from Conner! Gray is already moving back to his feet, but Conner catches him with an arm drag..,and another! Hunt goes for a third, but Bowie blocks it and hits a rolling neckbreaker! Bowie the puts his technical chops in display and catches Conner in a headlock takedown off the rebound!
Stew-O: Bowie Gray switched gears seamlessly here, going from an opening barrage to now chain wrestling the newcomer Conner Hunt who is trying to work his way out of a rear chin lock. Bowie has a better position, but Conner is larger and is working his way to the ropes! He just touches the bottom ropes with the tips of his fingers and Bowie relents, rolling back away from Conner’s grasp. Hunt, looking for some distance himself, rolls forward, away from Gray who may have been looking for a leg submission otherwise there.
Flannery McCoy: Bowie rushes forward, ducking a clothesline from Conner and leaps to the middle rope…SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT! The move struck out of nowhere and Conner is flattened! Bowie makes the cover, it could be over!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Flannery McCoy: Kickout from Hunt! The King of the Hunt isn’t quite done yet, but that explosive offense from Bowie is keeping him on his back foot! Bowie lands a running single leg dropkick! Conner rolls back away from it, though, and Bowie lands hard having missed the attack!Conner lands a quick elbow across the sternum, and locks in a collar and elbow, pushing the smaller man back to the corner! This is where Conner can win the match, using his power to ground Gray and keep the match at his pace!
Talbi Bari: Hunt gets Bowie in the corner and lands a hard back elbow that hits the jaw of Gray flush! Drawing back, he lands a hard forearm that stuns Bowie long enough for Conner to place Gray on the top turnbuckle…looks like he’s looking for a Superplex here! NO! Conner lands a huge super Hurricanrana! Bowie is flung into the center of the ring in a heap! Conner follows quickly with a standing double stomp! Now it’s his turn to make the cover!
Referee: ONE! TWO!
Stew-O: Kick out from Bowie! Conner pulls Bowie to his feet…NO! QUICK ROLL UP!
Referee: ONE! TWO! THREEEE-
Stew-O: Last second kickout! Bowie nearly had him there! Bowie starts raining down blows on the prone form of Conner, the referee forces the break though! Bowie argues with the official a bit, but look out! Conner with the roll up!
Referee: ONE!
Stew-O: Kickout! Conner ducks a haymaker right and lands a big German Suplex, leaving Bowie prone on the mat! A look of fiery excitement is in the eyes of Conner and he rushes up the ropes…SKY HIGH! NO! Bowie moved! Gray wasn’t quite as damaged as Conner thought, and he’s paying for it now, moonsaulting the empty canvas! Bowie moves quickly, grapevining the legs…MOMENT OF SILENCE! The Regal Stretch is locked in tight! Hunt has no choice! He taps!
(DING DING DING!)
Stew-O: Conner made just one misstep, but it was enough, and Bowie locked in the Moment of Silence!
Stephie Love: The winner of the match, by submission…THE REAPER….BBBBBOOOOWWWWIIIEEEE GGGGRRRRRAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
(‘Blood//Water’ begins playing as Bowie releases the hold and rolls out of the ring without waiting on the official to raise his arm. The official checks on Conner as the camera fades out. Next, we see an advertisement for 1% financials as Queen’s Court give advice on how to totally save your money for the future. Dynasty returns from commercial break and cuts to the ring. Stephie is standing by, ready to announce the next match!)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR…
Crowd: ONE FALL!
(“All I Do Is Win” by DJ Khaled ft. Ludacris, Rick Ross, T-Pain & Snoop Dogg begins blasting across the arena’s sound system. The crowd jump to their feet and erupt in cheers, and a few seconds later, one-half of the popular tag team known as the FloBros, makes his way on stage. Crosby Carter plays to the crowd and stands in the middle of stage, being joined shortly thereafter by his busty, blonde wife Carysn, and his bestie forever, Thadd Blazevich.)
Stephie Love: INTRODUCING FIRST… BEING ACCOMPANIED TO THE RING BY CARSYN CARTER AND THADD BLAZEVICH… FROM WOODBRIDGE, NEW JERSEY… WEIGHING IN AT 199 POUNDS… CROSBY CARTER!!!!
(The three Bros hype the crowd up even more before making their way to the ring. Once all three of them slip inside, it’s Carysn who politely takes the microphone from Stephie and motions for the music to cut.)
Crowd: BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO!
Carsyn Carter: OHMYGAWD YAAAASSSS! SCREAM IT LOUDER! BRO! BRO! BRO!
Crosby Carter and Thadd Blazevich (Off Mic): BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO!
Crowd: BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO!
(Carsyn, Crosby, and Thadd look at one another and grin.)
Carsyn Carter: I think I speak for these two BROS when I say that this will never get old! EAW has the best friggin’ fans on the planet!!!!
(Once again, the crowd pops huge. The Bros know they’re cheesing it up right now, and they are absolutely enjoying every single second of it. Carsyn waits for the crowd to calm down just a little bit before she starts speaking again.)
Carsyn Carter: Sooooooooooo… apparently there’s a little event coming up next month called Pain for Pride. You guys have heard of that, right?
Crowd: YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
Carsyn Carter: Well, we all know that come Pain for Pride, every single title has to be defended right?
(A coy smile crosses Carsyn’s face and it’s clear she is enjoying this moment in the spotlight. Crosby beams at his wife, wraps an arm around her waist, and pulls her close. He whispers something in her ear, which causes Carsyn to roll her eyes and playfully push him away.)
Carsyn Carter (Off Mic): That is so inappropriate.
(Crosby just shrugs.)
Carsyn Carter: ANYWAYS! Next weekend, the Unified Tag Team Championships will be defended at Fighting Spirit, which is a Voltage exclusive show. So what the Bros want to do is issue a little challenge to the winners of that match. We don’t care if it’s Farrell V and Korey Gaines, The Legion, OR the reigning champs themselves The Wildcards, we want dibs on the next shot! The FloBros have more than proven themselves as a tag team here in EAW and on Dynasty, and both Crosby and Thadd have been able to stand on their own and show the world just how talented they are individually. It’s past time the Bros get recognized for their efforts and we’re grabbing the brass ring and taking what we feel we deserve. All other teams have gotten their crack at the belts, and now it’s our turn, and we’re going to win those championships on the biggest stage of them all… PAIN FOR PRIDE!
Crowd: BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO!
???: NOW HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE!
(The ‘Bro’ chants quickly turn to boos as Albert Hitchman makes his way onto the stage. A look of disgust crosses Carsyn’s pretty face, and the male Bros just roll their eyes at one another. A few seconds later, The Hitch is joined onstage by Lucas Johnson and Feral Khan.)
Albert Hitchman: I’m not sure if you really understand how wrestling works, sweetheart, but you can’t just come to the ring and start demanding title shots. Title shots aren’t just given out. They have to be earned, and from what I can recall, the ‘FloBros’ have done absolutely nothing to warrant a free shot at the Unified Tag Team Championships. The last time the two of them stepped inside the ring with a set of tag team champions, it was over on Empire where the two of them crashed and burned. They had every opportunity to prove their worth against a legitimate team in Raven Roberts and Jael, and they failed. If there is going to be any team that represents Dynasty at Pain for Pride in any sort of match for the Unified Tag Team Championships, it’s going to be ‘The One Man Wrecking Crew’ Feral Khan and ‘The Wrestling Machine’ Lucas Johnson. Pain for Pride will be my client, Lucas’, most incredible homecoming. Together with the mighty Feral Khan they plan on ripping the tag team division to utter shreds! There is no stopping Dynasty’s greatest force and their destiny of winning championship gold at Pain for Pride definitely won’t be thwarted by the likes of the Bros.
(The Bros looked at one another and they can’t help themselves. They laugh.)
Thadd Blazevich (Off Mic): Is this dude serious?!
Crosby Carter (Off Mic): Whatever he’s smoking, I want it.
Carsyn Carter: I was a fan of this sport long before I got involved in it and once upon a time, Hitchy, you were an intelligent man. You had actual Hall of Fame clients in Xavier Williams and Scott Diamond, and no one on this planet will ever understand why you decided to attach yourself to the biggest bust in EAW like ever. Whatever you’re on is clearly affecting your ability to make valid points AND your memory, so let me break this down for you. Crosby is undefeated on Dynasty and Thadd literally just teamed with the ACTUAL Ace of EAW, Jamie O’Hara, and defeated the Answers World Champion. When is the last time either of those losers beside you on stage did anything worth noting? You literally can’t say they’ve been on a tear since Ides of March because both of them have lost to Crosby freakin’ Carter! So don’t come at us and try and give us some stupid story about how it’s Lucas and Feral’s destiny to win tag team gold. It’ll be a cold day in Hades before that ever happens.
(Carsyn ran her tongue across her bright pink lips and smirked at her little joke. The three men on stage didn’t look impressed.)
Albert Hitchman: Pain for Pride brings out a whole different side of people, honey. Time continues to tick as the showcase of immortals approaches and this year The Wrestling Machine wants to get his Pain for Pride moment. Whatever’s happened in the past becomes null and void because everyone raises their level when it comes to Pain for Pride. There is no one more dedicated to the cause right now than Lucas Johnson and with Feral Khan by his side, he’s going to be a champion. Week after week StarrStan continues to feed my client competition that he completely destroys, and I know that our General Manager seems to enjoy watching the Bros compete as well. How about at Gateway to Glory, the Bros get inside the ring with my client and with Feral Khan, and the winning team is who goes on to Pain for Pride to fight for the Unified Tag Team Championships?
(Hitch looks back at Lucas and Feral, and both men seem happy with that potential match. Inside the ring, Carsyn checks with the Bros, and they seem stoked at the chance to compete at Gateway Glory. A dazzling smile crosses Carsyn’s face.)
Carsyn Carter: Too easy. You’re on. Now send Lucas’s ass to the ring so he can get the shit beat out of him again by fucking husband.
(She drops the mic and motions for the trio onstage to make their way to the ring. ‘Young and Bitter’ by Hot Tag Media begins to play as fans instantly start booing. The trio walk down the ramp.)
Stephie Love: AND HIS OPPONENT! Accompanied by Feral Khan and Albert Hitchman…Hailing from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 205 pounds…HE IS THE WRESTLING MACHINE…LUUUUUUCAS JOOOOOHNSON!!!!
Flannery McCoy: What a blockbuster match up! Khan and Johnson will face The Flobros at Gateway to Glory to see which team really deserves a shot at the tag team titles! Lucas is a man who has one clear goal right now; to once again hold championship gold!
Stew-O: Ever since Pain for Pride X, Lucas has been on a journey to become a champion again and linking up with a behemoth like Feral Khan May make that easier than it’s ever been for him!
Talib Bari: I see two men that can become the most destructive tandems in EAW history if things work out. Especially Feral Khan, that’s nearly 350 pounds of man by himself! FloBros TOGETHER is a bit over 400 pounds! Carsyn Carter may have set her husband and his tag team partner up for failure by making that match up!
(Lucas, Albert, and Khan get ringside as Lucas walks up the steel stairs and into the ring. Khan stands guard on one side of the ring as The FloBros both seem to be paying more attention to Khan then Lucas. Carsyn and Thadd motion to Crosby who bends down to talk to his partner and wife outside the ring but before they realize it, Lucas sprints out of his corner and attacks! His music stops as he lays in to Crosby.)
Stew-O: BIG CLOTHESLINE! LUCAS WASTES NO TIME AND ATTACKS CROSBY AS HE’S TALKING TO THADD AND CARSYN! Lucas is stomping away at Crosby, who is down and in the bottom of the corner trying to block the blows! Lucas is backed up by the referee who forces Lucas to his own corner as he tries to get some order back!
Talib Bari: Crosby uses the ropes to get back up as the referee checks on him. Thadd looks pissed as Carsyn argues with the ref for allowing Lucas to sneak attack Crosby before the bell even rang. Crosby shakes off the attack as he looks over at Lucas hopping in place with adrenaline pumping from the barrage. Hitchman stands delighted at the dirty tactic while Khan stands with his arms crossed. Crosby tried to calm down his partner and wife ring side before turning to the ref and letting him know he was ready now for the match!
DING!! DING!!
Flannery McCoy: Finally, the match has started! Crosby favors his shoulder a bit as he goes to get towards the middle of the ring…
Stew-O: ANOTHER BIG CLOTHESLINE! Lucas is all over Crosby as Lucas charged him again full speed! Carter is on his back as Lucas places more boots to Carter’s shoulders and attacks him relentlessly. Carsyn slaps the mat begging Carter to get up as Lucas backs away and begs for Crosby to get up as well! Crosby looks pissed and confused as he gets to one knee.
Flannery McCoy: SHINING WIZARD! Lucas sprints at him again and drops Carter with the knee to the side of the head! Carter rolls on the mat as Lucas gets to his feet! Carter is looking out of it early! Lucas is trying to end it now! Lucas climbs a nearby turnbuckle as Carsyn is begging for Crosby to move! Lucas looks over at Feral who looks intensely back before giving a nod. Lucas leaps off the turnbuckle! SHOOTING STAR
Talib Bari: NO! NO! Crosby gets his knees up! He reversed the big splash and Lucas is now favoring his ribs! Crosby crawls to the ring ropes and gets to his feet as Thadd and Carsyn both scream at him! Crosby turns around to see Lucas on both knees, holding his ribs. Crosby charges! Lucas covers his face with his hands as Carter…RUNS PAST HIM! Lucas’ eyes are covered, he anticipated a front attack! NOPE! Carter bounces off the ropes and runs behind the kneeling Lucas!
Stew-O: SLIDING FOREARM SMASH TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD! Lucas falls flat on his face as he rolls over to his back and favors the back of his skull! CROSBY BACK TO HIS FEET! Carter sees his opponents down and delivers a few boots of his own like Lucas did to him earlier! Khan looks on intensely as Thadd is cheering on Crosby! Carter sits up Lucas by pulling him by the hair. SOCCER KICK to the spine! Lucas is in trouble!
Talib Bari: Carter kicks him again in the back as Lucas keeps trying to brace for the impact but nothing is lessening the damage! Crosby gets Johnson to his feet but Lucas jabs him in the eyes and makes him back up! Lucas jumps in the air, wraps his legs around Crosby’s head…HURRICANRANA! Crosby flips inside out as Lucas pulls out the high flying maneuver! Crosby rolls back to his feet but Lucas slides under his legs and stands up behind Carter! He wraps his arms around his waist! GERMAN SUPLEX! He just folded Carter up like an accordion!
Flannery McCoy: Carter gets rolled over to his back as Lucas goes for the cover!
Ref: ONE!!
TWO!!!
NOOOOO!!!
Stew-O: Up at two as Lucas is moved off his opponent and gets up to his feet. He brings Crosby up to his and wraps his arms around him from the front this time. BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX! He drops Carter back down to the mat with that move!
Flannery McCoy: Lucas targets Crosby’s leg…ANKLE LOCK! Carter is stuck in the middle of the ring! Lucas is applying pressure to that ankle as Crosby reaches for the ropes across the ring! He’s crawling as Lucas keeps twisting and bending the clutch! Carter is inches away from the ropes!
Talib Bari: Lucas pulls him away! Johnson has him stuck in the middle of the ring! Carter gets up off the mat and begins to hop on one foot! FRONT FLIP! WHAT ATHLETICISIM BY CROSBY AS HE FLIPS FORWARD AND FORCES LUCAS TO RELEASE THE ANKLE LOCK! Carter turns around as sees Lucas standing there as both men charge each other…LUCAS DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE! Carter turns…CARTER DUCKS JOHNSON’S CLOTHESLINE! Lucas turns around…SPINNING BACK ELBOW! To the side of Lucas face!
(Johnson stumbles back to the middle of the ring.)
Flannery McCoy: BICYCLE KICK! IT LANDS RIGHT ON THE CHIN OF JOHNSON! Lucas leans back and bounces off the ropes BUT RUNS RIGHT IN TO A SUPERKICK AS HE COLLAPSES TO THE MAT! CROSBY WITH THE COVER!
Ref: ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE-NO!!!!!
Stew-O: SO CLOSE! Those furious strikes almost had Lucas dead to rights!
Flannery McCoy: Lucas is on his back as Carter EXPLODES to his feet! Thadd and the crowd here are going nuts! Carter goes sprinting off the ropes and charges at the grounded Lucas! RUNNING SENTON SPLASH! Right on to those ribs again! CROSBY HOPS UP ONCE AGAIN! CARTER ISNT DONE! BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AGAIN! RUNNING AT LUCAS ONCE MORE! JUMPING KNEE DROP TO THOSE RIBS ONCE MORE! CROSBY JS ON FIRE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
Talib Bari: Lucas rolls around in the mat holding his abdomen as Carter rolls to his feet and finds himself in a corner as Thadd slides by and cheers him on. Khan still stands ringside with an intense look as his partner looks bruised and in a bad place! Albert Hitchman whispers something in to Feral’s ear as Feral begins to unfold his arms.
Stew-O: Lucas begins to get to his feet as Crosby stalks his opponent. Lucas is holding his ribs and doesn’t see Carter behind him! Carter turns Lucas around…HOISTS HIM ON HIS SHOULDERS! JERSEY DRIVER TO LUCAS! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER TO JOHNSON! Crosby goes for the cover!
Ref: ONE!!!
TWO!!!
NOO!!!
Talib Bari: Last second Lucas with his shoulder off the mat before the ref counts to three!
Flannery McCoy: Carter climbs up to his feet as Lucas sits up. GROUNDED SLEEPER! Crosby has the sleeper hold on Lu-NO!
Stew-O: Lucas reverses the sleeper hold and pushes Carter away. Lucas scrambled to get away and to his feet. Carter gets to his feet. SPINNING BACK ELBOW BY CARTER…LUCAS DUCKS!
Flannery McCoy: Lucas throws another clothesline…CARTER DUCKS!
Talib Bari: Carter scoops Lucas on to his shoulders…SMOKE BREAK!
Stew-O: NO! OH MY GOD LUCAS REVERSES THE SPINNING FIREMAN’S CARRY!
Talib Bari: FEEL THE PAIN! OUT OF NOWHERE HE HITS THE FRONT CUTTER! CARTER IS DOWN AND OUT! LUCAS IS DRAGGING HIMSELF UP AND HE HEADS FOR A NEARBY TURNBUCKLE AS THADD BEGS FOR CROSBY TO GET UP! KHAN LOOKS ON AS LUCAS IS ON TOP OF THE TURNBUCKLE AGAIN! HE LEAPS!
Flannery McCoy: RED ARROW!
Stew-O: NO!!! CROSBY ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AS LUCAS CRASHES AGAIN! Lucas eats the mat at he rolls around in pain!
Flannery McCoy: Thadd and these fans are on their feet as Crosby slowly gets to his hands and knees. He sees Lucas broken and beaten in the middle of the ring and he senses his chance to finish him off! Carter gets to one knee, then both feet, now he’s standing and waiting!
Thadd Blazevich: BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO!
Crowd: BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO!
Talib Bari: These fans are chanting bro at Crosby as one half of the FloBros is nodding his head in unison to the people!
Stew-O: Lucas slowly gets up, holding his back with his hand! Crosby is signaling for it! Lucas gets spun around, kick to the gut, Crosby has him in position!
Talib Bari: BRO-OUT!!!
Flannery McCoy: Crosby hits the spinning pile driver as Thadd jumps out of his flip flops! LUCAS IS DONE! Crosby with the COVER!
REF: ONE!!!
TWO!!!
THREE!!!
WAIT!!!!
Stew-O: Feral Khan just dragged Crosby out of the ring with one hand! He snatched his leg up and slid him under the bottom rope to the arena floor as the ref points at Khan to stop. Khan picks up Crosby, grabs the back of his head, BAM! HE JUST DROVE CARTER’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE RING POST!
DING!! DING!! DING!!
Stephie Love: The winner of this match via disqualification…CROSBY CARTER!
Stew-O: It’s obvious Feral Khan was biding his time Incase Lucas was about to be defeated! Lucas had Crosby a few times throughout the bout and whenever he got the upper hand, Thadd would cheer him on. Khan seemed like he was going to make his presence known no matter what!
Flannery McCoy: THADD IS SPRINTING! HE CHARGES! HE RUNS UP THE STEEL STAIRS AND LEAPS AT KHAN!
Talib Bari: KHAN CATCHES HIM MIDAIR! KHAN IS CARRYING BLAZEVICH LIKE HE WAS A PILLOW AND IS WALKING AROUND RINGSIDE WITH HIM! GOD! HE DRIVES THADD SPINE FIRST IN TO THE SAME STEEL POST AS CROSBY! FERAL KHAN STILL HIS THADD IN HIS ARMS! HE WALKS OVER TO THE OUT COLD CROSBY CARTER WHO IS BLEEDING FROM THE FOREHEAD!
Stew-O: STRONGMAN PLUNGE! FERAL KHAN DRIVES THADD IN TO HIS TAG TEAM PARTNER! THE CALLOUS FERAL KHAN HAS TAKEN OUT BOTH FLOBROS as Lucas Johnson sits up in a turnbuckle nearby and looks down at the carnage!
Flannery McCoy: Lucas has a sick smile on his face! He may have lost this match via disqualification but he gets the last laugh as he and Khan get the better of the Flo Bros here tonight!
(Feral Khan stands over the fallen FloBros and roars while flexing his muscles to the crowd. Carsyn wants to assist her husband and his tag team partner but is afraid to get close to them because of Feral Khan towering their bodies. Albert Hitchman enters the ring and stands by Lucas who starts laughing hysterically. As boos rain down on them, Lucas Johnson gets to his feet and basks in the moment. Hitchman, Johnson, and Khan stand tall as The FloBros are in a bad shape at this moment. Dynasty heads to a commercial break as we see an advertisement for McCormick spices starring Jason McKormick. Jason says these seasonings taste so good that they will make you go psycho! We open back up to Dynasty as the ring is empty.)
“You’re All the same, the lot of you, with your long hair and f*ggot clothes. Drugs, sex, every sort of filth. And you hate the police, don’t you? You make it easy.”
(“Wizard in Black” begins to play by Electric Wizard as the lights burn out and appearing almost out of nowhere on top of the stage stands Darkane, still and motionless.)
Stew-O: There he is, the number one contender to Theron Nikolas Answer’s World Championship! The Grave Worm, The Hardcore King. Love him or hate him-
Talib Bari: A lot of people hate him, especially Kassidy Heart!
Stew-O: Regardless, he is one week away from maybe becoming AWC Champion at Gateway to Glory!
Flannery McCoy: After Theron’s performance in the main event of last week’s Friday Night Dynasty, Darkane may be picking the perfect time to take on The God Emperor for that AWC title!
Stew-O: Just last year, Darkane held that very Answer’s World Championship that Theron himself holds on to right now. Theron defeated Darkane for that belt at Operation: Doomsday in a ladders match and Darkane has been on quite the road back to potentially regaining his title!
(Darkane saunters down to the ring, revealing a microphone in his hands as the Japanese crowd is on their feet. As The Electric Wizard track ends, Darkane scratches his head and raises the microphone to his mouth whilst still walking down the ramp.)
Darkane: I’m having a bit of trouble with this math in my head, can anybody help me? So…I lost my Answer’s World Championship to Theron Nikolas at Operation: Doomsday when DEDEDE, Impact, and Ripley all had to plot against me and assist in this whiney fuck’s side as the 1% did everything short of kill me to hand him my belt. Not just one man, not Theron Nikolas by himself. No, it took DEDEDE, Ripley, AND the addition of Impact to take me out. Impact, the man of a thousand run ins, pulled me off that goddamn ladder and hit me with the Evisceration that had me out in the middle of the ring. But, of course the overkill brigade wanted me to not only be destroyed but they wanted me to suffer a fate akin to death. Yes, THEN DEDEDE and Impact held me up and that bastard Theron Nikolas poured thumbtacks in to my mouth and proceeded to superkick me in said mouth before he climbed the ladder and grabbed the AWC title for himself. To this day I still can tell you what thumbtacks feel like after then tear apart not just your mouth but your small intestines. I was shitting metal that week, folks!
(Darkane rolls under the bottom rope and gets to his feet.)
Darkane: Yeah, I doubt many could withstand that and continue on with their careers but you see, I did. I took my beating and 7 months have passed since that day and here we are, back at it again. I’ve gone through DEDEDE’s barbed wire baseball bat, I’ve survived The Task Force, I’ve waited long enough for my chance to regain my Answer’s World Championship and the time comes next week at Gateway to Glory. I watched Theron hold on to that belt he stole from me for 7 months and I’ve felt nothing but sickness every time I saw his smug, bird beak nose parade around this company telling everyone to kneel. To kneel for “The God Emperor”, as he screams over and over again. First off, the only kneeling I saw last week…was Theron when Jamie O’Hara double stomped his entire face in to the ring in the main event of Friday night!
(The crowd roars as Darkane shits on Theron’s performance the previous week.)
Darkane: You got the best of me 7 months ago, Theron. Back when that leaky, long snout of yours wasn’t so humongous. Back when you looked like a poor man’s Ashton Kutcher and less like a big nose nerd who ate too many steroids and cosplays as Emo Peter Parker everyday. But, the Theron Nikolas I witnessed come out to this very ring and get the shit stomped out him by Jamie O’Hara and Thad Blazevich isn’t the one that is going to give me any fucking problems at Gateway to Glory. I don’t have to climb ladder this time, I just have to beat the shit out of you. I just have to beat the shit out of you and I have all intentions on doing that at Gateway to Glory you Circus Clown balloon animal face having bitch.
Stew-O: Darkane is taking Theorn to task right here, right now!
Flannery McCoy: Big jabs from The Hardcore King!
Darkane: Theron, you have skated by for months now. You have managed to hold on to that Answer’s World Championship for months and the math tells me it’s time to subtract that belt from this equation and bring it back home to where it belongs. You and the 1% have paraded around with that ill gotten belt as if you earned it and the its time I end this reign once and for all! I’m not letting you walk in to Pain for Pride to face Jamie O’Hara with that belt in your possession, Nikolas! I’m going to do what Jamie O’Hara did to you last week ten times over. I’m not jumping off a turnbuckle, no! But, I will stomp your smug face in to that mat like he did over and over until we split the size of that goddamn nose in half! They will have to peel your jaw off the ring with a fucking spatula when I’m down beating the holy fuck out of you at Gateway to Glory. I fully expect to be extradited back to The United States after the Koreans realize how badly I’ve fucked you up next week, Nikolas! You’ve had your fun but it’s time to bring the AWC back to where it always belonged; around my fucking waist!
(The fans go nuts as Darkane points at his waist.)
Talib Bari: Darkane is sounding like man on a mission. Not just to win back his championship but to leave Theron Nikolas as badly beaten as The 1% and Theron left him 7 months ago at Operation: Doomsday!
Darkane: I don’t give a damn who stands with you. I smell the blood in the water. I see you decaying before our very eyes and I’m going to finish you the fuck off and take what is mine at Gateway to Glory!
Crowd: DARKANE’S GONNA KILL YOU! DARKANE’S GONNA KILL YOU!
Darkane: Theron, yo-
“I GOT TWO LETTERS FROM YOU!
LAST WORDS OF THE RUNAWAY!
YOU LOVE WAS WRITTEN SO TRUE!
AND NOW I CANT SPEAK YOUR NAME!
(“I Hope You Suffer” by AFI” plays as Theron Nikolas slowly walks from behind the curtain with his Answer’s World Championship around his waist. The entire building boos him as fans holding up signs with just the letter “L” wave them )
Stew-O: There he is! The man that holds the most prized championship in EAW! The man who won that title after defeating Darkane at Operation: Doomsday!
Talib Bari: THE GOD EMPEROR!
Flannery McCoy: Theron Nikolas doesn’t look amused at Darkane’s words. Theron is standing on stage yawning and shaking his head.
Stew-O: The focus in his eyes, despite a devastating loss last week, he still exudes an aura of calculated confidence with each step!
(Suddenly, the crowd gasps as two figures slide under the bottom ropes behind Darkane.)
Flannery McCoy: BEHIND DARKANE!
BAM!
Talib Bari: QUEEN’S COURT! AND LOW BLOW FROM CLEO!! AMBER KEYS AND CLEOPATRA ARE HERE AND ATTACKING DARKANE!
Stew-O: GOD! AMBER KEYS SPINS DARKANE AROUND! Cleo and Amber Keys of Queen’s Court ARE JUMPING DARKANE! They snuck in and are beating down Darkane! Theron is slowly walking to the ring still!
Talib Bari: Now you see why he was so confident! He’s taking his belt off his waist and holding his AWC title in his hands!
Flannery McCoy: Theron walks up the steel stairs as he stares down Darkane who is being pummeled by Queen’s Court. Darkane tries to fight the women off and shoved them both out the way. Cleo and Amber slide out the ring as Darkane stares at them. Darkane turns around…
BAM!!!
Stew-O: THERON FLOORS DARKANE WITH THE AWC BELT TO THE FACE! Darkane is on his back as Theron lays the title on the mat and he stands behind Darkane. Darkane stumbles as he tries to get up. Theron continues to stalk Darkane as Cleo and Amber cheer him on.
Theron Nikolas: KNEEL!
KING’S REQUIEM!!!
Flannery McCoy: SWINGING REVERSE STO! Darkane is down and out of it!
Stew-O: Theron just responded the only way he knows how as he and The 1% respond to the lethal commentary from Darkane here tonight!
Talib Bari: Seven months ago, the 1% cost Darkane the Answers World Championship. Will the 1% help Theron Nikolas retain this title against Darkane? Can Darkane overthrow The God Emperor and overcome Queen’s Court?
(Theron picks up his championship belt and places a foot on Darkane’s chest as he looks satisfied at what has been done. The entire building boos The 1% as the show goes to a commercial break. We see an advertisement for Hades Harley Davidson bikes as Hades can be seen riding on an open road somewhere desert like. We return to Friday Night Dynasty as a camera pans to Stephie Love standing inside the ring as we await the Main Event)
Stephie: The following contest.. ISSS YOUR MAIN EVENT!!!!! OF THE EVENING!!!!!! AND IT IS SET FOR ONE FALL!!
(“ULTRAnumb” By Blue Stahli hits as Cameron Ella Ava begins to make her way down the ramp)
Stephie: Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California! Weighing in at 130 Pounds!! “The Goddess” CAAAAMMMERRONNNNNN ELLLAAAA AVAAAAA..!!!
(“Jus Cos You Got The Power” By Motorhead blast throughout the speakers as Mark Michaels begins making his entrance as the crowd gives him a unpleasant response but he shows no kind of attention to it)
Stephie: Introducing the opponent, From Minneapolis, Minnesota! Weighing in at 240 Pounds!! “The Lethal Injection” MAAAARKKKKKKK MICCCCHAAAAELLLSSSSS!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: That bell signals we are underway as Mark and Cameron meet dead center in the ring! No time for lock ups as CAMERON IMMEDIATELY DELIVERS A FOREARM TO THE FACE OF MARK! Mark staggered by that shot as Cameron delivers another big forearm to the face of Mark! Cameron backing herself up into the ropes trying to gain momentum! RUNNING FOREARM SMASH! Mark counters with a boot to the mid-section of Cameron! And he snapmare’s her down to the canvas and applies a rear chin lock! Mark slowing Cameron down as he begins working this hold over, he’s pulling back on the chin and has his knee in the back for added leverage that only adds more pain to Cameron! Cameron along with this sold out crowd is trying to will her back into this match! Cameron starting to shift her body! And she’s rising! She’s fighting up to a vertical base!! AND SHE DELIVERS AN ELBOW TO THE MID-SECTION OF MICHAELS! AND ANOTHER! FULLY BREAKING THE CHIN LOCK! Michaels holding his mid-section briefly before rising as Cameron delivers a LOUD CHOP TO THE CHEST OF MARK! His chest turning red immediately! Cameron isn’t done as she follows it up with another stinging chop!
Talib Bari: Cameron grabbing Michaels AND FIRES A BRUTAL EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! Jacking the jaw of Michaels! Cameron looks to grab him for an irish-whip but Michaels blocks and INSTEAD PULLS CAMERON IN FLOORING HER WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Michaels holding his jaw after previously being hit with that european uppercut! He grabs Cameron up to her feet, and applies a gutwrench! He lifts her AND HE SLAMS HER DOWN WITH THE GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!! He still has her in his grasp! And he rises up with Cameron in his hands once again! AND HE DELIVERS ANOTHER GUTWRENCH SUPLEX! Cameron planted into the canvas! Cameron holding her lower back! As she begins pulling herself up with use from the ropes! MARK RUNS LOOKING TO SEND HER OUTSIDE THE RING! Cameron ducks and rolls through though!
Flannery McCoy: MARK TURNS AND IMMEDIATELY IS SENT OVER THE TOP TURNBUCKLE WITH A BEAUTIFUL STANDING DROPKICK BY CAMERON!! Mark holding onto the apron though! And he’s rising! CAMERON!! RUNS!!! AND SHE DROPKICKS THE LEG OF MICHAELS AS HE DROPS FACE FIRST INTO THE APRON AND CRASHES HARD TO THE FLOOR! Michaels hurt here on the outside as Cameron rises up and looks on! Michaels though not wasting any time rising to his feet, BUT CAMERON BEGINS TO RUN!!! AND SHE DIVES OVER THE ROPE FOR A TOPE CON HILO!! CRASHING RIGHT INTO MARK MICHAELS!!! High risk move by Cameron paying off as he rises up to her feet as these Japanese fans begins to cheer her on! Cameron pulling Michaels by his hair up to his feet! BUT MICHAELS PUSHES CAMERON AS HER BACK AND NECK COLLIDES WITH THE STEEL STEPS! What a counter! Michaels smirking as Cameron shows obvious signs of discomfort! Michaels pulling Cameron up, AND HE LIFTS HER!!! AND DROPS HER AS SHE COLLIDES FACE FIRST INTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! AND HE NOW THROWS HER INSIDE THE RING!!
Stew-O: Cameron rolled inside and Michaels following, Cameron motionless right now as Michaels grabs her up! AND HE DOUBLE UNDERHOOKS HER ARMS!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK AND HE DROPS CAMERON ON HIS KNEE!! DOUBLE UNDERHOOK BACKBREAKER!!! AND MICHAELS HOOKS THE LEG!!
Referee: ONNNEEEE…..TWOOOOOOO!!!
Talib Bari: KICKOUT!! Cameron showing signs of life still in this match! Michaels though doesn’t seem upset that didn’t put her away as he mounts Cameron! AND BEGINS TO STRIKE RIGHT HANDS TO THE FACE OF CAMERON!! MICHAELS REPEATEDLY DRIVING HIS FIST INTO THE FACE!! HELLBENT ON INFLICTING PUNISHMENT ON CAMERON!! He stops his assault as he rises up to his feet and looks on at this crowd who continue to show they displeasure for him! He is waiting for Cameron to get up to her feet! Cameron rising! Michaels delivers a quick boot to the mid-section, and he looks to go for the DDT! Cameron blocks, pushes him right off! Mark running at Cameron, BUT CAMERON SPINS!! ROLLING ELBOW!!!! SHE JUST CONNECTED WITH THE ROLLING DISCUS FOREARM THAT STOPS MICHAELS RIGHT IN HIS TRACKS!!
Flannery: Cameron, begins making her way outside of the ring. And she begins to climb the top turnbuckle! Whatever she is setting up for she has to deliver it quick or Michaels might just pick her apart! CAMERON JUMPS ON THE TOP ROPE AND TURNS!!! MOONSAULT!!!!!AND SHE CRASHES RIGHT INTO MARK MICHAELS WITH THE MOONSAULT CONNECTING!! CAMERON HOOKS THE LEG!!
Referee: ONNEEEEEEEEEE……TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
Stew: MICHAELS ABLE TO POP HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS!! Cameron! She immediately switches gears! Cameron waiting for Michaels to rise up to his feet! Michaels coming to his feet! AND CAMERON GOES NEAR THE ROPES BY HIM AS SHE JUMPS!! SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK!!! CONNECTING!! Michaels still on his feet though!! Cameron HOOKING MARK BY THE HEAD!! SNAPMARE FACEBUSTER!!! BITCH CAMP!!! SHE DRIVES THE FACE OF MARK MICHAELS INTO THE CANVAS!!! CAMERON HOOKING THE LEG!!!!
Referee: ONNNEEEEE…TWOOOOOOOOO….
Talib Bari: KICKOUT!!!!! MARK MICHAELS MANAGES TO POP HIS SHOULDER UP ONCE AGAIN!!! Cameron immediately moving, she’ll empty her whole arsenal if she has to, only to get the victory here tonight in the main event of Dynasty! She’s setting herself up waiting as Michaels is on all floors! SHE’S SIGNALING FOR THE GODDESS TOUCH!! CAMERON WAITING AS MICHAELS RISES ON HIS KNEES!! CAMERON RUNS!!!! MICHAELS DUCKS!!! AND HE HOOKS CAMERON QUICKLY BY HER WAIST!! AND HE DROPS HER ON THE BACK OF HER NECK WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!! LAST SECOND COUNTER BY MARK MICHAELS!! He still has his hands clasped around the waist of Cameron as he pulls her up!! And he drops HER AGAIN!!! ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD WHIPLASHES OFF THE CANVAS!!! Michaels releases his hold! And he looks to put an end to this match himself HE’S GOING FOR THE SNAP SHOT!! FISHERMAN SUPLEX! BUT AS HE RISES CAMERON UP!! SHE PUNCHES HIM IN THE THROAT!!!
Flannery: Michaels backing up coughing! BUT HE STILL SWINGS WILDLY AT CAMERON!!!! CAMERON MOVES!! PELE KICK CONNECTING!! CAMERON NOW!!! SHE’S BACKING UP!! GODDESS TOUCH!!!!
Stew: MICHAELS COUNTERS!!! AND HE WRESTLES CAMERON DOWN TO THE CANVAS!! THE LIBERATION HAS BEGUN!!!!! OMOPLATA CROSSFRACE!!! APPLIED AND HE’S HELL BENT ON FORCING CAMERON TO SUBMIT!!! BUT WE KNOW SHE WON’T, HE’S PULLING, HE’LL VERY WELL SNAP HER ARM WITH THIS HOLD!!! BUT CAMERON IS FIGHTING, SHE’S TRYING TO INCH HER WAY TO THE ROPES!! SHE TRYING HARD!! BUT!! WHAT THE HELL LOOK!! JAMIE O’HARA IS RUNNING DOWN HERE!! JUST AS IT LOOKED LIKE CAMERON WAS ABOUT TO GIVE IT UP!! AND HE RUNS OVER MARK MICHAELS AND BEGINS RAINING DOWN BIG RIGHT HANDS!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Talib: THE BELL IS BEING RUNG AND JAMIE IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF MARK MICHAELS!!! MICHAELS RISING TO HIS FEET AND BEGINS MOUNTING A RESPONSE AS BOTH MEN CONTINUE TO TRADE SHOTS BACK AND FORTH!! MICHAELS BURIES HIS KNEE INTO THE MID-SECTION STOPPING THIS ONSLAUGHT FROM JAMIE AND SENDS HIM OUTSIDE THE RING AS MICHAELS BEGINS TO FOLLOW!!! BUT JAMIE MEETS HIM WITH A BIG FOREARM TO THE FACE!!! THIS THING HAS BROKEN DOWN AND THE FANS ARE LOVING IT!!
Flannery: SECURITY IS RUSHING OUT HERE!!! BUT THESE TWO MEN ARE STILL FIGHTING, TRADING SHOTS BACK AND FORTH WITH ONE ANOTHER!!! JAMIE O HARA WON’T STOP AND MARK MICHAELS ISN’T BACKING DOWN!!! THESE TWO ARE HELL BENT ON GETTING TO EACH OTHER TONIGHT!!! SECURITY FINALLY PULLING THESE TWO MEN APART AND MANAGE TO WRESTLE JAMIE O HARA INSIDE THE RING!! AND KEEP MARK MICHAELS AT BAY ON THE OUTSIDE!!!
Stew: Things have seemed to calm down! For the time being! But the match between Cameron and Michaels has been ruled a no contest! But this is the developing story right here between these two individuals who obviously have a serious disdain for one anoth- JAMIE FIGHTING THE SECURITY!!! PUSHING THEM AWAY!!! AND JAMIE RUNS!!! TOPE CON HILO!!! SUICIDE SOMMERSAULT SENTON OVER THE TOP ROPE CRASHING INTO THE SECURITY AND MARK MICHAELS ON THE FLOOR!!! AND HE FINDS MICHAELS AND THE BRAWL IS BACK ON!!! BOTH MEN FIGHTING AS THEY RISE TO THEIR FEET!!!! THIS IS CHAOS!!! WE THOUGHT THINGS SETTLED BUT THEY HAVE JUST BOILED OVER!! THEY HAVE REACHED A BREAKING POINT BETWEEN THESE TWO MEN AS THEY BEGIN BRAWLING UP THE STAGE!!! MICHAELS GRABBING JAMIE AND SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE LED SCREEN!!!! AND HE BEGINS RAINING DOWN BIG SHOTS OVER THE TOP INTO THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
Talib: JAMIE FIGHTING BACK WITH BODY SHOTS AS MICHAELS TRIES TO STOP HIM WITH CLUBBING BLOWS OVER THE SPINE!!! THIS IS CHAOS!! SECURITY BACK UP TRYING TO PULL EACH MAN OFF OF ONE ANOTHER!!! WE CAN’T EVEN GET A WORD OUT!!!
(Jamie and Mark Michaels continue brawling all over the place until the camera fades to black)
(EAW Logo Buzzes)
