Matthew Graham
(EAW intro plays.)
(A recap for last week’s Dynasty Free-Per-View, Reckless Wiring is shown: The show starts off with a highly anticipated, fan-voted, Fight Pit match for the PURE Championship as Limmy Monaghan defended his title against Adam Lucas and Chris Elite. After an excellent match, it ended with Adam tapping out Limmy to win his first title in EAW. Following that in a surprisingly quick match, Charlie Marr beats The Visual Prophet in the fan voted barefoot thumbtack match to get a big victory against a former World Champion. It then goes onto Andre Walker successfully defending his New Breed Championship against plucky upstart, Jonny Airhart in an intense Taipei Deathmatch for the title. Then in probably one of the most shocking matches of the night, the team of Holly Arrow and Mary S. Atlas beat The Realm, afterwards Harper Lee betrays Sierra Bradford in blank rage to the shock of many. After that a fan-voted Ring of Fire match is underway as the Unified Tag Team Champions, IDOL-GUN defend their titles against Maxwell and Donovan Duke of Insurgency. In the end after a very violent match, Hikari Kanno and Miku Sakai come out victorious in the end and retain their titles. And in probably one of the most anticipated match of the night due to the chosen match choice, Mr. DEDEDE and Jake Smith face one another in a DEDEDE’s Choice match, which, to Jake’s surprise, DEDEDE chooses PURE Rules out of everything. In the end despite everything, DEDEDE managed to beat him with three Spears in order to get the victory. Then afterwards in a brutal Nail Hell match, Impact and Drake King fight to a no contest as Impact literally crucifies Drake and the both of them are unable to compete afterwards in a match to remember. And in the end, in a signature Dome of Death match, Xander Payne defies the odds and escapes the dome to defeat Lethal Consequences to finally accomplish his prophecy and win the World Heavyweight Championship to end the show from there)
(It then goes to the World 1 Theatre as the virtual crowd erupts in cheers as red pyro bursts out of the stage. The camera pans around to show the crowd as they’re clearly hyped and ready for the show. From there the camera pans over to the commentary area, the team of Stew-O, Flannery McCoy, and Jake Mercer are seen with bright smiles on their faces as Stew-O begins to speak after a bit)
Stew-O: We are right off the heels of Reckless Wiring and on the road to Grand Rampage, ladies and gentlemen… welcome to FRIDAY NIGHT DYNASTY!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Isn’t this just excited? Right off of one path and onto the other as tonight we have a stacked card for you. Two people with a ton of history in the form of Charlie Marr and Mr. DEDEDE will be in competition against one another tonight in our main event!
Jake Mercer: Along with another match in the IMPACT ZONE tonight we have yours truly Mr. IMPACT ZONE himself, Impact going up against Voltage’s SOSA Henderson in a Grand Rampage preview match! And also! We can’t be forgetting Insurrection going up against the team of Xander Payne, Adam Lucas, Andre Walker, and Lethal Consequences! What a match, I can’t wait to be seeing Insurrection in action tonight!
Flannery McCoy: It’s Insurgency, Jake.
Jake Mercer: No no! It’s Insurrection in my eyes, the name resonates with me more because-
(Jake Mercer is thankfully cut off as ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill blasts through the speakers to thunderous boos to the crowd. The scene is laid out as in the ring there’s a red carpet along with a table with a bottle of champagne along with a wine glass next to it. There’s golden balloons hanging from the turnbuckles as the virtual crowd looks absolutely disgusted at this sight considering who it’s for. Xander Payne makes his way out to the stage with a big smirk on his face as he stops at the stage. He looks towards his left as he looks at the World Heavyweight Championship which gleams on his shoulder as he simply looks towards the ring and makes his way down the ramp and enters into the ring. He snatches a mic from the timekeeper’s area as before he does anything else, he takes his title and raises it in the air as the crowd boos even more, showing their displeasure towards their new World Champion. Xander only laughs as he shakes his head in response to their reaction. ‘It Follows’ fades out as Xander paces around the ring keeping that cocky look on his face, beginning to speak)
Xander Payne: What a sight to behold, hell consider this prophetic for god sakes. What more can I say other than I told you so?! I told each and every one of you, but you all didn’t listen. You all didn’t listen when I said that Xander Payne would win the World Heavyweight Championship at Reckless Wiring against Lethal Consequences, and look what the fuck I did!
(Xander takes his title and once again raises it high in the air as the crowd boos even louder than before)
Xander Payne: How disgusting, how mundane of each and every one of you to doubt me in the first place. Talk about my previous failures, talk about each and every one of my shortcomings when it came to World Championship aspirations, and look at me now. What each and every one of you said wasn’t possible, is now right at my fucking fingertips. And none of you saw it, why?! Why can’t you see it, I am the best goddamn wrestler this entire company has ever seen, I am a Wrestling GOD for a reason. Because somehow, someway, I get my way, and I did just that when I pried the World Heavyweight Championship off of the rotting corpse of Lethal Consequences, and called it mine.
(Xander backs up as he looks at the bottle of champagne on the table. He smirks as he takes the bottle and opens it, slowly pouring it into the cup, letting the crowd continue to boo as he does so, they’re clearly not happy to begin with because of who they’re Champion is)
Xander Payne: And I think because of that? This calls for a toast. A toast to each and every person not just in this company, but in the entire world that doubted me. That doubted my abilities, that said I couldn’t do it. I toast to each and everyone of you fuckers. Three cheers for your misery, because I’m drinking your fucking tears right now. Thank you, all of you, for being 100% wrong. Cheers!
(Xander takes a drink as the crowd boos even louder, completely deafening out anything else. He looks around with a smile on his face as he from there takes a big bow. He puts the glass back onto the table as he turns around and brings the mic back up to his mouth, once again looking towards his title before looking at the hard camera as he continues to speak)
Xander Payne: I can’t believe any of you are mad right now? Why are you? I mean, I only am the proper World Champion that this brand, and company, aspires for, why are you disapproving of it? I mean come on, did you guys ACTUALLY prefer Lethal Consequences as your World Champion? Has this brand degraded so much that you’ve actually accepted the biggest failure that Elite Answers Wrestling has ever seen in a head honcho position? Disgusting… but you know what, that’s ok. That’s fine, because I think Friday Night Dynasty needs a bit of reeducation. They need a reminder of what true greatness is at its helm, and that’s me. I’m the one that will usher in a new era of EAW and it all started when the bell rung and that title was officially mine. You will learn to respect me, and each and every person that makes an attempt to defy me? Will personally find out themselves why it was a mistake to begin with. How much of a mistake it was to defy the best thing that Dynasty has had in God knows how long. You will learn to respect me, you will learn to accept me as your World Heavyweight Champion, and anyone who doesn’t? Well, there’s absolutely nothing you can fucking do about it.
Xander Payne: Whoever the hell wants to step up to your World Heavyweight God at Grand Rampage, by all means. But this moment is mine, engraved in history, because this image? This image that you see in front of you now? Is one that you’ll be seeing for a long time, and that’s Xander Payne as your Elite Answers Wrestling World Heavyweight Champion.
(‘It Follows’ then plays through the speakers again as Xander takes his title and raises it high in the air again, patting his title and embracing the reaction the crowd is giving him, especially it being more sour than before. Xander circles around before dropping down and rolling out of the ring. Keeping his title raised high in the air as he makes his way up the ramp and towards the backstage area. The last seen being him disappearing through the backstage area as Dynasty from there fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial for Marvel starring Xander Payne, where he talks about Falcon & The Winter Soldier and the plot holes because Bucky isn’t the “red nazi” that he is in that one movie)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Where’s My Wonderland’ by Blood on the Dance Floor hits as the team known now as Most Wanted Arrow makes their way down to the ring with Mary S. Atlas stepping forward and making her way down to the ring to compete with Holly Arrow following behind her.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first being accompanied by Holly Arrow from St. Louis, Missouri weighing in at 125 pounds she is “Most Wanted” MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY S. ATLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: Most Wanted Arrow coming off a very successful victory over The Realm at Reckless Wiring so you have to imagine that Mary S. Atlas is looking to continue that momentum here tonight!
Stew-O: Absolutely Flan. She has traded harsh words with Lisa Wren all week and you can imagine that this thing might get very heated very quickly! Mary might not be the most popular wrestlers but she is representing Dynasty as well against her Voltage opponent this week so I can’t help but root for her somewhat.
Jake Mercer: Yes Stew. Be a good little follower for once and root for your own people. Of course I will be rooting for Mary because Lisa is straight up trash! Lisa thinks she is special because she won some sort of unique opportunity! But guess who else was special? ME! My parents told me I was special and I could be anything I wanted. But am I the President of Chile like I dreamed of being when I was 5? Am I the EAW World Champion like I dreamed of being earlier tonight? NO! This world is an unfair place and Lisa is about to find that out!
(After that, ‘If’ by Janet Jackson hits as Lisa Wren comes out to a huge pop from the crowd as she has a serious look on her face as she stands on the stage. After a while, she makes her way to the ring waiting to enter it until the bell rings.)
Stephie Love: And her opponent from British Columbia, Canada weighing in at 130 pounds she is LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSAAAA WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: YES LISA! I LOVE YOU! OMG!
Jake Mercer: Wow biased much Flan? I haven’t seen this much favoritism since they held every single ancient Olympics games in Greece. I mean why didn’t they give any of the other countries a chance? Motherfuckers wanted to keep that shit all to themselves.
Stew-O: Well thankfully they don’t get to keep Lisa all to themselves! Can’t wait to see what she does in the ring tonight she is one of my favorite talents to watch!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Mary S. Atlas immediately attacks Lisa Wren from behind as the bell rings! But Lisa no sells it! Lisa unaffected by Mary’s shot to the back and she stares her down with a glare striking fear into the eyes of Mary! Mary backs up but Lisa coming in she grabs Mary and hits a Samoan Drop right in the middle of the ring! Mary rolls back up holding her back and begins to deliver a series of strikes to Lisa catching her off balance. Lisa nearly falls back and then throws a big clothesline to Mary! But Mary ducks beneath it! Mary lighting up Lisa with a series of strikes but Lisa grabs Mary by the hair and yanks her back hard! Mary retaliates slapping the shit out of Lisa making her stagger back across the ring. Lisa is enraged! She screams angrily at Mary and grabs her as Mary backs up startled by the roar!
Jake Mercer: Kick to the gut by Lisa Wren drops Mary S. Atlas to the mat! Mary falls back into the corner but Lisa reaches down and grabs her by the hair… Lisa tossing Mary across the ring by the hair as she lands face first and pulls herself up into the opposite corner! Lisa grabs Mary… and a Snapmare Takedown to the mat as Mary rolls away trying to get away from Lisa but Lisa drops a knee on the back of her neck. Lisa lifts up Mary… Running Powerslam connects in the middle of the ring! Mary rolling to the corner guided by Holly’s voice at ringside but Lisa charges in with a Clothesline to Mary in the corner. She grabs Mary by the hair yanking her back into the ring and just toying with her now! She lifts Mary up over her head again looking for a high impact maneuver here!!! But Mary is fighting out of it! She is struggling! But Lisa with her impressive strength lifts Mary all the way up in the air above her head with arms out stretched! She tosses Mary across the ring!
Stew-O: But Mary lands on her feet! No she fell over and her neck hit the bottom rope snapping back against it! That may have been even more painful than if the slam had connected! Mary S. Atlas now rolling out of the ring holding her neck in pain as she tries to recover with Holly at ringside. Holly Arrow whispering some sort of strategy into the ear of Mary getting some advice on how to stop Lisa who is on a roll here tonight!
Flannery McCoy: Lisa Wren rolls out of the ring and grabs Mary S. Atlas by the head as Holly Arrow quickly backs away. Lisa rams Mary’s face into the ring apron which is the hardest part of the ring before rolling her into the ring. Mary dazed by that assault as Lisa makes her way back into the ring. Mary pulls herself into the ropes forcing the referee to back up Lisa from assaulting her for just a moment before retaliating with a hard slap to the face! The cheap shot from Mary as she gouges the eyes of Lisa and then kicks her hard in the knee! Mary raking the eyes again of Lisa as the referee gives her a warning but the damage has been done! Mary charges in kicking at the legs of Lisa and then grabs her by the hair yanking her down to the mat!
Jake Mercer: Lisa Wren shoves Mary S. Atlas away and pulls herself up in the corner but Mary smells blood as she delivers a series of hard kicks to Lisa in the corner. Kick and kick and kick and kick and kick! Repeatedly she is going all out to tear into Lisa right here having somehow regained the advantage! Lisa charges out grabbing Mary by the throat but Mary bites the fingers of Lisa and is forced to let go before she can get the throat! Lisa charges in with a Stinger Splash to Mary in the corner… but Mary moves out the way! Lisa crashes and burns in the corner as she falls to the mat allowing Mary to hit a Guillotine Leg Drop on her as she rests in the ring! The cover!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Stew-O: The kickout here by Lisa Wren! Hard knee drop by Mary S. Atlas into the face of Lisa before she grabs her and pulls her back up. But Lisa Wren with a Standing Corkscrew Dropkick to the chest of Mary as Atlas goes down with a thud to the mat! Lisa jumps on Mary and she is beating the hell out of her with repeated strikes! And wait what the hell is this?!?!?
Jake Mercer: Holly Arrow is up on the ropes! She is getting into the ring! No! Lisa Wren with a Spear to Holly as she tries to enter the ropes sending her flying down to the mats at ringside! Lisa shutting down all that interference!!
Flannery McCoy: But wait! A rollup by Mary S. Atlas from behind! She has Lisa Wren pinned! Mary looking to steal it here!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Jake Mercer: MARY HAS THE TIGHTS!!!
Referee: THRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: The kickout by Lisa Wren! Mary S. Atlas nearly stole a victory here tonight but somehow someway Lisa managed to survive! Lisa back up and she looks real pissed! Mary may have just awoken a sleeping giant! Lisa with hard kicks targeting the extremities of Mary… Spinning Backhand catches Mary on the side of the head and she just drops with a thud! Mary just got knocked the hell out! Lisa is rolling now as she signals to the crowd who are cheering loudly for this popular Elitist right here on Dynasty! She may be from Voltage but the crowd’s love for her is universal!
Flannery McCoy: LISA WREN WITH THE TRIPLE LIVER PUNCH COMBO TO MARY S. ATLAS!! ATLAS COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE MAT ONCE MORE AS LISA GOES FOR THE COVER!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… LISSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAA WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(“If” by Janet Jackson hits as Lisa Wren has her arm raised in victory by the referee as she smiles at her good fortune.)
Flannery McCoy: SHE DID IT! Lisa with a big win here tonight even with the numbers game being used against her!
Stew-O: Lisa did it! It sucks that she is from Voltage. I would have liked to see Dynasty pick up a win tonight but oh well at least it was a nice girl like Lisa who got the W.
Jake Mercer: That is surrender talk Stew! Lisa is trash! Voltage trash! She should be back on the yellow brand wrestling in explosive barbed wire deathmatch mud show outlaw garbage! Her very presence here destroys centuries of pure and clean Dynasty tradition!
Stew-O: Well maybe it is time for a new tradition Jake. And Lisa is leading the charge into the new generation right now! Let’s not count out Mary tho either! She just formed a hot new tag team and at this rate they will be challenging for the titles in no time!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Dr. Bethany Blue’s shady COVID vaccine tent. Come in for a free test!!!)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as it fades to the locker room. The crowd erupts in boos as the members of Insurgency are seen in their personal locker room. Limmy Monaghan, Donovan Duke, and Maxwell are seen getting ready for their tag match later tonight as the camera pans out to show Jake Smith pacing back and forth in frustration clearly in deep thought. The atmosphere is quiet yet still tense after what happened at Reckless Wiring as if it wasn’t evident before, everyone in the locker room is absolutely pissed. Jake turns around as he looks at the three of them, a frustrated look on his face as he begins to speak)
Jake Smith: Alright I think you already know what I’m going to be talking about right now, you all know what we need to do tonight, we need to win this eight-man tag team match. I’m stating the obvious when I say it, but we need to beat those four who we’re facing tonight and we need to show that Insurgency is still fighting. That should be obvious though right? This is EXACTLY what we need to rebound, facing the three main Champions of this brand, and Lethal Consequences, and beating them? Considering who’s holding those belts at the moment? Absolute piece of cake. But I need all three of you to assure me that absolutely NOTHING will go wrong tonight, and we get what we desire out of it.
Donovan Duke: Relax Jake, do you not believe in us? Do you not know who we are? We’ve been across the ring from them on multiple occasions before, we already know how their gears turn. As long as we stay focused and keep the goal at hand in our heads, jackpot. We give it their all just as we always would and we use that loss at Reckless Wiring to fuel out motivation. And that’s the special part of it, we have absolutely nothing to lose anymore and we’re going to show them just that tonight, I can speak for all of us in saying we’ll make sure of that.
Jake Smith: Of course I believe in you three, if I didn’t? Then you wouldn’t be here, you wouldn’t be in Insurgency. Despite our shortcomings I keep my faith because this situation isn’t that new to me. Facing defeat after defeat isn’t something so foreign as hard as that may seem to believe. As much as I don’t want to relive what happened all those years ago when I was last on Friday Night Dynasty, it happens. The only thing we can do is continue on and get back up to our feet. Besides, it’s not over just yet, Grand Rampage is coming up very soon.
Limmy Monaghan: God I can’t wait for that match, to get my hands on Adam Lucas and beat the shit out of him, now that’s some good ass revenge. But you know, you’re right, Grand Rampage coming up, the anticipation is real isn’t it? There’s a lot of things we can do in that Free-Per-View, we can stake our claim and enter into the Grand Rampage match, you know, the match that everyone is fearful of being in. And when one of us wins, it’s going to be great. But of course, you know who I’m rooting for. Your King.
Donovan Duke: If I may interrupt. Personally if we enter in I think I should win.
Jake Smith: Well hey let’s not start an argument over it, I don’t blame any of you for thinking that, I think I should win too, I have the tools to do so, but either way? One of us is going to win that whole damn thing, and either way? It’s going to put Insurgency on the fucking map. This win and whatever match we get at Grand Rampage is a must in order to solidify our status in this company as the goddamn future.
Maxwell: Yeah we got this. No doubt about it, tag team match? No problem, Grand Rampage match, absolutely no problem. I see the future, and it’s just as wealthy as me.
Donovan Duke: You can’t see anything.
(Maxwell turns to the direction of his voice, with his sunglasses on)
Maxwell: I can see.
Limmy Monaghan: How many fingers am I holding up?
Maxwell: 12.
Jake Smith: :francis: Enough of this joking around. I don’t care if you’re blind, deaf, or disabled we are going to win tonight. So you guys better be on your A-game, cause I’m expecting nothing less than excellence tonight. You got it?
Limmy Monaghan, Donovan Duke, & Maxwell: Got it.
Jake Smith: Great, let’s get ready to kick some ass.
(Jake turns around as Insurgency stands up as well, Donovan helping Maxwell as all of them collectively make their way out of the locker room, Dynasty transitioning to elsewhere from there)
(The camera cuts to Stephie Love in the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(Happy Song’ by Bring Me The Horizon hits as Kordan Payne makes his way to the ring.)
Stephie Love: Introducing first from Coventry, England weighing in at 200 pounds he is The Certified Asshole and The Bonafide Dickhead… JORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDAN PAYNE!!!
Flannery McCoy: A very mysterious man who is shrouded in a mystique of silence. Who knows what he could be thinking!
Stew-O: True. We really have no idea since he didn’t tell us anything about this match this week.
Jake Mercer: Just look at the eyes Stew. They tell you all you need to know :wow:
(“UnFazed” by Lil Uzi Vert ft. The Weeknd hits as Ashley Flores comes out to the ring with an elaborate pyro entrance that her rich family spent money on. She ignores the fans booing her as she makes her way down to the ring talking down to them condescendingly in Spanish.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent from Tijuana, Mexico weighing in at 125 pounds she is “The Golden Hand” ASHLEY FLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRES!!!!!!!!!!!
Ashley Flores: Jajaja todos los gringos no merecen verme luchar!!!
Flannery McCoy: Well Ashley Flores is making her debut this week and already pissing off the EAW fans. We love to see all the great talent from Mexico make their way into EAW but I am not sure that she is doing herself any favors with our fans here in New Jersey by acting this way.
Jake Mercer: Estos gringos son muy irrespetuosos. Tienen suerte de poder ver a alguien tan genial como Ashley.
Stew-O: I will let our Spanish commentators deal with you later.
El Landerson: :mjpls:
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: We are underway as Ashley Flores immediately takes down Jordan Payne with a Clothesline. He gets right back up and she hits him with a Roundhouse Kick staggering him backwards before running up behind him and hitting a Saito Suplex. Jordan back up only to be hit with a Dropkick by Ashley as he rolls to the outside… But Flores running the ropes! Suicide Dive to the outside right out here in front of our table! Flores is on fire in the early goings of this match! She tosses Jordan back into the ring and pulls him back up wrapping her arms around him. BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: SHE CALLS THAT THE HUG OF DEATH!!! PAYNE LAID OUT IN THE RING!
Stew-O: Ashley Flores now making her way up to the top rope as she comes flying down across the body of Jordan Payne! Elbow Drop connects! She calls that No Below! Flores with the cover!!!
Referee: ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner… ASHLEY FLORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRES!!!!
(“UnFazed” by Lil Uzi Vert ft. The Weeknd hits!!!)
Flannery McCoy: Wow that was fast! Ashley Flores with a dominant debut this week making short work of Jordan Payne!
Stew-O: As Xander Payne has ascended to the world championship it seems that his twin brother Jordan Payne only hits lower lows. Hopefully he can recover after this!!!
Jake Mercer: As a proud Mexican-American I could not be more happy to see Ashley Flores win here tonight and represent the culture. :wow:
El Landerson: *tosses chancla*
Jake Mercer: *falls out of chair and dies*
Stew-O: RIP to Jake Mercer and we will be back with more Dynasty action after the break!
(The camera cuts to a commercial for Ryan Reaper’s YouTube music playlist. Were you recently fired and now resort to stalking your former co-workers and dressing up in an attempt to restore your friendship with them? We have the soundtrack to your life just waiting for you!!!)
(Dynasty returns from commercial break as Stephie Love is shown in the ring. ‘GATTI’ by Pop Smoke, JACKBOYS begins to play as New Breed Champion, Andre Walker walks onto the Dynasty stage.)
Stephie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, PLEASE WELCOME EAW NEW BREED CHAMPION, ‘THE NOTORIOUS’ ANDRE WALKKKEERRRRRRR!!!
(The socially distanced crowd cheers as Walker takes the title off his waist, placing it on his shoulder. He waves to the fans at the center of the stage before he makes his way down the ramp and into the ring. He makes his way over to the end of the ring as he’s handed a microphone by a ringside official. ‘GATTI’ fades out as Andre begins to speak)
Andre Walker: Ladies and gentleman, later on tonight I will go head to head with all four members of Insurgency once again.
(The socially distanced crowd boos in response as Andre mentions Insurgency)
Andre Walker: Believe me, we all feel that way. Which will make it that much more satisfying when I once again trap Insurgency inside the box of their own inabilities. Their own failures. I’ve never struggled against Insurgency, I won’t tonight. In fact, I’m the Insurgency killer. I mean sure, that’s not something that I’ll proudly put on my resume, but I’ve smoked every single member on every occasion nonetheless.
Andre Walker: I guess that’s a common theme with most of my opponents these days, as I ascend to heights they’re not capable of seeing. Levels they cannot reach. That very tune rang true at Reckless Wiring, when I once more solidified myself as the most dominant New Breed Champion of all time. Vanquishing yet another challenger in Jonny Airhead, who’s probably gonna lose to Chris Elite later tonight, and feel even more stupid than he did after I whooped his ass at Reckless Wiring for talking all that shit.
(The socially distanced crowd continues to show their support for Andre as they cheer once more, Andre Walker positions the title in his hand, and holds it in the air.)
Andre Walker: Nobody is gonna take this from me. Not anyone. Four have earned their way up to fighting for it, four have been shown their place in EAW. Beneath me. Every single challenger has been stopped, every single rumor or denali of my caliber has been silenced. Grand Rampage, that will be a special defense though.
(The socially distanced crowd quiets as they hear that, Andre smiles, about to speak.)
Andre Walker: See, Grand Rampage will not only be my fifth defense of the title, but it will be my final New Breed title defense before I am officially the longest reigning New Breed champion of all time. That’s right folks, 46 days until Jamie O’Hara’s reign is surpassed by Andre Walker, and I’m immortalized as the standard bearer of this title.
Andre Walker: I’m thinking of a bronze statue outside of the arena in which I won this title, commemorating the beginning of what became EAW’s most cherished title reign in recent history. Really, the reign began before I was even called New Breed Champ, I’ve had eyes peeled on this title and division for months now. Honestly tell me that whoever is gonna take this title from me after I’ve done all I wish to with it, will be even close to as dedicated or as skilled as I am?
Andre Walker: You can’t because I’m a once in a lifetime champion. I am absolutely beyond what this title’s importance ever knew, or would’ve known without me. I’ve done so much for it and I don’t need a thank you, but don’t suddenly act surprised when your New Breed Title matches aren’t the same after I’m gone. Enjoy the moment while you have it.
(The socially distanced crowd respond with a mix of cheers and boos.)
Andre Walker: That’s the reality of the situation. From Fighting Spirit against Jalyn Garcia, we knew it was bound to happen. A loss at Pain For Pride, to beating DEDEDE at King of Elite, what a difference hard work and true merit make. And after everything I’ve seen, I can promise you that I’m not letting anyone tak-
(Andre looks at the stage in confusion as ‘If’ by Janet Jackson begins to play throughout the World 1 Theatre. Lisa Wren walks onto the stage, microphone in hand. She’s coming off a tiring match against Mary S. Atlas where she got the victory, she still has her ring gear on as she makes her way down the ramp and into the ring as the crowd cheers for her)
Lisa Wren: Andre, Andre, Andre, let me stop you there.
Andre Walker: Why the hell are you inter-
Lisa Wren: As I said, I’ll stop you there.
Andre Walker: Stop these fucking nutz :skip:!!
Lisa Wren: See, you were about to say nobody was going to take that title from you. None of us are good enough and you’ll sit on that throne for as long as you damn well please.
Andre Walker: Well, yeah. Glad we could agree here.
Lisa Wren: I’m the furthest thing from agreeing with you, Andre. See, I finally have found a window of opportunity to shine, and to have my crowning moment in EAW. At Shock Value, I won the opportunity to face you for your title at Grand Rampage, and I’m anything but a pushover.
Andre Walker: I won’t say you are, but when it comes to seeing my reign through until I’ve become the longest reigning ever, you will step aside, or be put aside.
Lisa Wren: You think because you’ve beaten guys who you’ve been beating for months now on Dynasty, you’re unstoppable? You’re not, you’re still just a competitor who could lose at any given time. And at Grand Rampage, I won’t let this chance slip through my fingers. I refuse to become just another statistic on your record. You want to bully around this division as if none of us can stop you, I’ll be the one to show you just how wrong you are.
(The socially distanced crowd cheers.)
Andre Walker: As far as you’re concerned, I am unstoppable. You won’t beat me and you of all people aren’t standing in the way of my surmounting Jamie’s reign as the greatest ever here in the New Breed division. The one thing that’s consistent about my reign is that every single one of you has actually thought yourself different from the last, that you’re special and it’s your time. Nope, it’s my time. It’s been my time and still is my time, and after Grand Rampage, my time will become immeasurable as I’m immortalized in the hall of New Breed Champions. The greatest to ever do it. And it’ll be notorious.
(Andre Walker drops the microphone, raises his New Breed title into the air and stares down Lisa Wren. Lisa steps towards him and the two have a tense face off, the shot from there fades to commercial.)
(A commercial for VPN’s are shown starring Ryan Reaper, so many, but they all look the same to him)
(‘Pretty Boy Swag’ by Soulja Boy hits, as Jonny Airhart steps out to the stage to boos. Jonny slicks his hair back and smiles out. He struts down the entrance ramp with the most confident step in his walk, then makes his way into the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for.. ONE FALL!! Introducing first.. From Atherton, California!!! Weighing in at 205lbs.. RICH PRETTY BOY!! JONNY AIRHART!!!
Jake Mercer: One of Dynasty’s best young talents. Sometimes I wish I looked as good as him.
Flannery McCoy: Anything is better than what you look like now I suppose.
Jake Mercer: Alright you-
Stew-O: Airhart is coming off of a tough loss against Andre Walker at Reckless Wiring last weekend. His performance definitely caught the eyes of many, but it wasn’t enough to capture the title he was going for. Tonight he has a shot against one of the great Hall of Famers in this company. It’ll be great to see how Airhart bounces back and against an opponent of this caliber.
(‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke hits, as Chris Elite steps out onto the stage with a mixed reaction from the crowd. Elite looks out to the arena and begins making his way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent.. From Brooklyn, New York.. Weighing in at 210lbs.. GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS.. CHRIS ELITE!!!!!
Stew-O: Speaking of losses at Reckless Wiring, Chris Elite also suffered a loss. However, his loss was in the PURE title match where Adam Lucas submitted Limmy Monaghan for the belt. Chris Elite was only seconds away from breaking up the submission hold, but unfortunately he was too late. He too wants to bounce back, so it’s clear we are going to have a good match shortly!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: There’s the bell, and this one is underway! Jonny and Chris are circling around in the center of the ring! They lock up, and immediately, it’s Elite who locks in a standing headlock! Elite squeezes at the head tightly, trying to bring Jonny Airhart down, but it’s Airhart that attempts to bring Elite back with a german suplex! No! It’s Elite who does a backflip in mid air and lands on his feet behind Airhart!! Jonny turns around, as Chris Elite goes for a low kick to the side of the shin of Airhart!! No! Airhart evades the attack by leaping over the kick, then responds with a forearm shot to the face of Chris Elite!! Jonny goes in for another one as Chris gets backed up against the side ropes! Airhart grabs Elite by the wrist, and irish whips him hard to the other side of the ring! Elite charges towards the ropes, and rebounds back towards Jonny Airhart! AND IT’S JONNY WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE STOMACH OF THE RUNNING CHRIS ELITE!!! NO!! CHRIS ELITE BELLY SLIDES UNDER THE LEG TO AVOID THE ATTACK, THEN POPS BACK UP TO HIS FEET!! Jonny turns around.. AND GETS NAILED BY THE HEADSHOT FROM CHRIS ELITE!!! THE PELE KICK DROPS JONNY DOWN TO HIS BUTT, AS HE SCOOTS HIMSELF TOWARDS THE CORNER!!
Flannery McCoy: There were a lot of counters and reversals between these two fast paced Elitists, but now it seems that Chris Elite finally has the upperhand after making Jonny Airhart fall first. Elite sets himself up in the opposite corner as he faces Jonny Airhart who is sitting up against the turnbuckles at the other end of the ring. Elite charges in at his opponent while going at full speed! HAWK EM!!! RUNNING DOUBLE KNEE BY CHRI-
Jake Mercer: NO!! NOT IN TIME!! Jonny Airhart knew what was coming, so he dropped down to his side, rolled out of the ring, and got himself out of harm’s way. All Chris Elite could do was brace himself before colliding against the turnbuckles. The young Jonny Airhart is definitely showing his excellent ring awareness right now.
Stew-O: Jonny is now walking around the ring, as Chris Elite remains in the corner staring him down. Airhart must be planning something right now, as he is very hesitant to enter back into the ring. I’m guessing he’s waiting for an opening, but it doesn’t look like Chris Elite wants to wait any longer for this match to continue, as he leaves the corner and heads over to Jonny Airhart’s direction. Elite steps through the middle ropes, as he exits the ring.. BUT JONNY SLIDES RIGHT BACK IN AS ELITE STEPS OUT ONTO THE RING APRON!! Chris Elite looks annoyed, but Jonny instantly wipes that look off Chris’ face, as he connects with a strong forearm shot across the nose of Elite!! Chris nearly falls back to the ringside floor, but he hangs onto the top rope! Elite then responds with a forearm shot of his own, as it connects onto Airhart!! Jonny doesn’t stop however, as he goes for a strong kick to the gut of Chris Elite! That kick definitely took the wind out of Elite just now, as he hangs onto the top rope with one arm! Jonny gets closer in, then reaches over the top rope, and grabs Chris Elite by the head. What does Airhart want to do here!?! Jonny Airhart with a tight grip on Chris Elite.. AND HE SUPLEXES HIM FROM THE RING APRON BACK OVER THE ROPES AND INTO THE RING!!! CHRIS ELITE SLAMS THE RING MAT HARD AFTER THAT ONE!!!
Flannery McCoy: Jonny Airhart instantly pops back up to his feet, as Chris Elite is down on the mat. Airhart steps over as he stands off to the side of Chris. The Rich Pretty Boy looks over his shoulder quickly before leaping into the air.. STANDING MOONSAULT BY JONNY AIRHART ONTO CHRIS ELITE CONNECTS!! Jonny pops right back up to his feet, then looks down at Chris Elite!! STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS BY JONNY AIRHART!!! THAT ALSO CONNECTS, AS CHRIS ELITE WAS FLATTENED FOR A SECOND TIME!! Airhart hooks the legs!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRR-
Jake Mercer: There’s the kickout by Chris Elite!!
Stew-O: Jonny Airhart smacks the mat hard, then turns Chris Elite onto his stomach. Airhart now hooks his legs with Elite’s, then goes for the head.. IT’S THE STF!! JONNY AIRHART IS LOCKING UP THE ST- NO!!! IT’S CHRIS ELITE WITH A BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE OF AIRHART!! Jonny quickly rolls off of Chris Elite and clutches at his face in pain after that brutal shot from Chris Elite!! Chris works up to his hands and knees, then back up to his feet as Airhart is seen doing the same while covering his face! Chris steps up to Airhart.. AND CONNECTS WITH DREAMING!! THE AXE KICK BY CHRIS ELITE SNAPS AIRHART DOWN TO THE MAT, AS HE DROPS FACE FIRST INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! SUCH A POWERFUL KICK FROM CHRIS ELITE!!
Flannery McCoy: Chris Elite definitely rocked Jonny just now with that kick. I don’t see how Jonny is even capable of working up to his hands and knees after that one. This kid is doing it though, and he is showing quite a bit of fight as he does in face get up to his hands and knees!! BUT LOOK!! IT’S CHRIS ELITE WHO REBOUNDS OFF OF THE ROPES, USES AIRHART’S BODY AS A FOOTSTOOL, LEAPS OFF OF IT, AND PROPELS HIMSELF OVER TO THE SIDE ROPES AT THE OTHER END!! The force from Elite pushing himself off of Airhart’s back causes Airhart to flatten out, then roll onto his back.. BUT THAT LEAVES CHRIS ELITE OPEN TO SPRING BACK WITH A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ONTO JONNY AIRHART!! WHAT A MOVE BY CHRIS ELITE!! AND IT’S FOLLOWED UP BY A PIN ATTEMPT!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRREEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: NO!! JONNY GETS HIS SHOULDER UP!!
Stew-O: Chris Elite gets back up to his feet as he looks disappointed by the fact that he couldn’t put this one away just now. However, it seems like Chris Elite still has something up his sleeve, as he goes towards the corner turnbuckles. Chris scales up to the top, as he looks down at Jonny Airhart. FROG SPLASH!! CHRIS ELITE GOES FOR THE FROG SPLASH!!! NO!! JONNY AIRHART GETS HIS KNEES UP, AS CHRIS ELITE CRASHES DOWN ONTO THEM!!
Flannery McCoy: That was a rough landing by Chris Elite as his ribs are definitely feeling the impact of that collision. Elite rolls off of Jonny, and clutches at his midsection. The hall of famer is definitely hurting right now, and by the looks of it, Jonny Airhart might have created an opening for himself! Airhart slowly gets up to his hands and knees while Chris Elite remains down! Airhart now up to his feet! Jonny reaches down and grabs Chris Elite, as he gets Chris up to his feet as well! KICK TO THE STOMACH BY JONNY!!! CHRIS GETS BENT OVER, THEN PULLED IN.. DOUBLE HAMMERLOCK INVERTED BACK TO BELLY MAT SLAM CONNECTS AS AIRHART BLASTS CHRIS ELITE RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! Jonny hooks the legs!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Jake Mercer: And Chris Elite kicks out just in time!!
Stew-O: Jonny gets up onto one knee and begins firing away with rights and lefts! He rains these punches down onto the head of Chris Elite, then slams Elite’s head back down to the mat before rising up to his feet. Jonny paces around, as Chris Elite slowly turns onto his stomach. Elite is hurting real bad, but manages to get to his hands and knees. Jonny Airhart notices Chris’ progression, as Chris is now up to his feet, but is instantly kicked in the stomach by Jonny Airhart!! That kick sends Chris back down to one knee, but soon after, it’s Jonny Airhart who grabs Chris Elite by the back of the head, brings him up, THEN SLAMS HIS HEAD UP AGAINST THE NEAREST CORNER TURNBUCKLE!! Chris Elite is leaned up against the corner, as Jonny connects with a forearm shot!! Elite responds with his own forearm to the head! Airhart staggers back, as Elite steps towards him. ANOTHER FOREARM BY CHRIS!! NO!!! JONNY WITH THE COUNTER AS HE DUCKS HIS HEAD AND CONNECTS WITH A SITOUT JAWBREAKER ON CHRIS ELITE!!! Chris is stunned as he back pedals and hits the corner turnbuckles behind him!! Airhart rises back up to his feet, and slowly makes his way back over to Chris Elite..
Flannery McCoy: BUT AIRHART STEPS RIGHT INTO THE DICKEATERY STOPPER BY CHRIS ELITE AND INSTANTLY FALLS DOWN TO THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!!
Jake Mercer: Chris Elite said there will be No Dick Eating here tonight with that Mike Tyson uppercut from moments ago.
Stew-O: Chris Elite is still pretty stunned from that jawbreaker, but he sees the situation he’s in! Jonny Airhart is down in the ring right now, and Elite is now working his way up to the top rope! Elite stands up and leaps into the air!! AIMIN FOR THE MOON!!! SPIRAL TAP CONNECTS ONTO JONNY AIRHART BY CHRIS ELITE!!! CHRIS HOOKS THE LEGS!!!
ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEE!!!!
TWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
THHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Invincible’ by Pop Smoke hits, as Chris Elite rises up to his feet, and gets his hand raised by the referee.)
Stephie Love: Here is your winner.. GAWD GIVEN GREATNESS!!! CHRIS ELITE!!!
Stew-O: Well, Chris Elite walks out of his first match post Reckless Wiring with a win over the scrappy and young Jonny Airhart.
Flannery McCoy: There were times in this match where it looked like it could have gone the other way, but Chris Elite made the most out of the minimal opportunities that Jonny left for him, and came out the victor.
Jake Mercer: Yeah, we can’t discredit Airhart here. Jonny put up a good fight, but tonight it was the Hall of Famer that showed why he is a Hall of Famer.
(Chris Elite is seen celebrating in the ring over Jonny Airhart who is still down on the ring mat. The screen then fades to black.)
(A commercial for stocks is shown starring Lethal Consequences, he’s been really getting into that lately and hasn’t been afraid to express it :wow:)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as Stephie Love is shown at the center of the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is an EIGHT-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH! And it is scheduled for…
Crowd: ONE FALL!!!
(‘Morning Glory’ by Oasis blasts through the speakers to thunderous boos from the crowd as Insurgency makes their way out to the stage. Jake Smith, Limmy Monaghan, Donovan Duke, and Maxwell (with sunglasses and being guided by Donovan) stand united at the stage as they look at each other with stern looks on their faces. Dapping one another up they focus in on the ring and collectively make their way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 863 pounds… the team of JAKE SMITH!!! LIMMY MONAGHAN!!! DONOVAN DUKE!!! AND MAXWELL!!! INSURGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Jake jumps up onto the apron as Limmy joins him as well. Both Donovan and Maxwell climb up to opposite turnbuckles as they collectively pose to the boos of the crowd as they practically embrace it at this point. The both of them make their way over to their corner to get ready for their match as from there, ‘Morning Glory’ fades out)
(Afterwards, ‘It Follows’ by Cane Hill then blasts through the speakers to even more boos as Xander Payne makes his way out to the stage with the World Heavyweight Championship around his shoulder. He takes his title in his hands as he looks towards it, a smirk growing as he raises it high in the air, keeping it raised in the air with a smug look on his face as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring)
Stephie Love: And their opponents, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada… weighing in at 263 pounds… HE IS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! THE PAYNEKILLER… XANDER PAYNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Xander makes his way up the steel steps as he looks out from the apron to the crowd who are absolutely negative towards the Champion. He shakes his head as he enters into the ring and makes his way towards the center, spreading out his arms as he holds his title as well before looking over at his corner and making his way towards as ‘It Follows’ from there fades out)
(‘You Know My Name’ by Chris Cornell plays up as the crowd cheers loudly in response to who’s coming out. Adam Lucas makes his way out to the stage with the PURE Championship around his waist, scanning the crowd before looking down at his title and unbuckling it as he throws it around his shoulder with a smile on his face. He from there focuses on the ring as he makes his way towards it)
Stephie Love: Next, from New York… weighing in at 231 pounds… HE IS THE PURE CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! THE NEXT LEVEL… ADAM LUCAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Adam stops at the bottom of the ramp as he nods his head, his smile turning into a serious look as he runs forward and slides into the ring, climbing up to the top rope and looking around. He takes his title and raises it in the air as the crowd cheers loudly before he jumps down and turns around. He looks at Insurgency, shaking his head as he makes his way over to his corner ‘You Know My Name’ fading out as he does)
(‘GATTI’ by JACKBOYS ft. Pop Smoke then plays to loud cheers as well as Andre Walker struts out to the stage with the biggest smirk ever on his face. He takes his New Breed Championship off his shoulder as he holds it out in front of him for a moment. He from there then puts it around his shoulder, focusing in on the ring as he makes his way down the ramp)
Stephie Love: Next, from Brooklyn, New York… weighing in at 205 pounds… HE IS THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!! THE INTUITION… ANDRE WALKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Andre struts around the ring before jumping up onto the apron. He takes his title off his shoulder and looks at it, keeping that smirk plastered on his face as he raises it high in the air to the cheers of the crowd, before climbing up to the top rope and raising it up again as well, the crowd cheering even louder in response. He jumps over the top rope and lands on the canvas as he struts over to his corner from there, ‘GATTI’ fading out afterwards)
(‘Tougher Colder Killer’ by El-P ft. Killer Mike and Despot then plays up lastly to boos as Lethal Consequences makes his way out to the stage. After what happened last week, he’s clearly as no nonsense as ever. He in fact looks a bit angered as he makes his way down the ramp and towards the ring, not wasting anytime doing any theatrics whatsoever)
Stephie Love: And lastly, from Oakland, California… weighing in at 230 pounds… THE INEVITABLE… LETHAL CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(LC makes his way around the ring before making his way up the steel steps and entering into the ring. He climbs up to the top rope and looks around, saying nothing with a nonchalant look on his face before turning around and jumping off as the boos continue to pour in. He looks towards his corner and reluctantly makes his way towards it as from there ‘Tougher Colder Killer’ fades out and the ref signals for the bell)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Here we go as this eight-man tag team match is underway! Limmy starting for Insurgency! Adam starting for his team! And we already know how this is going to go for the two of these rivals right here!
Flannery McCoy: LIMMY LUNGES TOWARDS ADAM AS THE BOTH OF THEM NOW ARE ALREADY TEEING OFF ON ONE ANOTHER! Both of them are trading punches with one another relentlessly as you can just feel the bad blood from here! Adam grabs Limmy by the head as he sends a knee towards his gut before he drags him towards the corner and now is just slamming his head against the top turnbuckle repeatedly!
Jake Mercer: But Limmy with a back elbow to his face as he stuns him before grabbing him and tossing him into the corner, AS HE REELS BACK HIS ARM AND CONNECTS WITH A LARIAT AGAINST HIS HEAD SENDING ADAM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Adam attempting to recover, BUT LIMMY RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND LEAPS THROUGH THE AIR AS HE CONNECTS WITH AN ASTOUNDING MOONSAULT TO KEEP HIM DOWN!
Stew-O: The air just left Adam’s body as Limmy brings him back up, AND GOES FOR A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE! But Adam ducks under it as he runs to the ropes and back, Limmy turns around! AS ADAM CATCHES HIM WITH A RUNNING BASEMENT DROPKICK TOWARDS HIS KNEECAPS TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Adam catching him by surprise as he drags him up and lifts him back up to his feet! BEFORE HE SPINS AROUND AND TAKES LIMMY BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A DISCUS PUNCH!
Flannery McCoy: This doesn’t look good for the former PURE Champion in the early goings as Adam is keeping it up, bringing him back up to his feet! BEFORE HE LIFTS LIMMY UP IN THE AIR AND TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A SPINEBUSTER! WAIT! Limmy with a quick elbow to the side of his head to force Adam to let him go and separate for the timebeing! Adam stumbles back but is running right back towards him, BUT IT’S LIMMY THAT RUNS FORWARD HIMSELF AND TAKES ADAM DOWN WITH A SLING BLADE!
Jake Mercer: Limmy looking to capitalize as he grabs Adam and drags him towards his corner, I think going for the tag right here!
TAG!
Stew-O: TAG TO JAKE SMITH!
Flannery McCoy: Jake entering into the ring as he’s not wasting anytime going off on Adam, stomping a mudhole into his chest! Adam trying to block it as much as he can but Jake is not stopping! The ref forced to intervene as he splits them apart, allowing Adam to bring himself up to his feet, but Jake going for a punch towards his face! But it’s Adam that blocks it! Adam now sending rights towards the head of Jake looking to get back into this match! Adam grabbing the arm of Jake as he sends him towards the ropes and back, AS HE GOES FOR A KNEE STRIKE AIMED TOWARDS THE GUT OF JAKE!
Jake Mercer: It connects! Jake collapses down to a knee as Adam focuses back in, AND GOES FOR A BICYCLE KICK! But Jake pushes the leg away as it allows him to get back up, AND CONNECT WITH A SUPERKICK ACROSS THE JAW OF ADAM TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Jake now beginning to stomp down once more finding a way to make sure that Adam is weakened for the time being! But Adam is still persevering as he is slowly dragging himself up with the ropes, BUT JAKE HAS HAD ENOUGH OF IT AS HE GOES FOR A BIG BOOT!
Stew-O: BUT ADAM SLIPS UNDER JAKE AND TRIPS HIS LEG TAKING HIM DOWN FACEFIRST! Adam flipping him over onto his back as he grabs his leg now, AND THIS TIME CONNECTS WITH A DRAGON SCREW! Adam getting momentum back as he sends Jake towards the ropes with an Irish whip! AND LEAPS UP AS HE CONNECTS WITH A BEAUTIFUL DROPKICK AGAINST THE CHEST OF JAKE SMITH!
Flannery McCoy: Jake taken down to the mat as now it’s Adam grabbing him by his head and making his way over to his corner! Going for the tag right here!
TAG!
Jake Mercer: TAG TO ANDRE WALKER!
Stew-O: Adam now grabbing Jake as he throws him towards the center of the ring, AS ANDRE SETS HIMSELF UP AND LEAPS OFF THE ROPES TAKING HIM DOWN WITH A BIG SPRINGBOARD KNEE! What a choreographed move by the two of them! Jake is taken down to a knee as he attempts to recover, BUT ANDRE RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A SHINING WIZARD AGAINST HIS HEAD! This is not looking good for the Insurgency leader!
Flannery McCoy: Andre making his way over to Jake to bring him back up to his feet, but Jake quickly rolls out of the ring! Jake taking his time now as he circles around to make sure that he can catch a breath and at the same time devise a game plan that he can get back into the match with! Jake leaning against the barricade as he’s planning it out, BUT WAIT! ANDRE ISN’T GOING TO WAIT MUCH LONGER! ANDRE RUNS TO THE ROPES AND BACK AND LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE GOING FOR A TOPE CON HILO!
Jake Mercer: But Jake moves out of the way as Andre crashes and burns at ringside! Jake played possum in order to make Andre inpatient and in turn that brought it back into his favor! Jake grabs Andre by the head as he rolls him back into the ring, Andre pulling himself towards the center of the ring and slowly getting up onto a knee! BUT IT’S JAKE THAT RUNS FORWARD AND CONNECTS WITH A KNEE AGAINST HIS FACE AS A RESULT!
Stew-O: Jake is back on top as he brings Andre back up to his feet, as Andre swings a punch towards his head forcing Jake back! BUT JAKE TURNS IT AROUND INTO AN ENZUIGIRI WHICH DROPS ANDRE DOWN TO A KNEE! Jake grabbing Andre as he throws him into corner, BEFORE RUNNING TOWARDS HIM WITH A FOREARM! BUT ANDRE CATCHES HIM WITH A SUPERKICK ACROSS HIS JAW SENDING JAKE BACKWARDS! Andre quickly jumping up to the top as Jake attempts to recover, AS ANDRE LEAPS OFF THE TOP AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A BIG BLOCKBUSTER!
Flannery McCoy: Andre rolling right back up to his feet as he’s hyped up now! Andre waiting for Jake to get up, AS HE RUNS FORWARD GOING FOR GRIMSEVER! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TO HIS TEMPLE!
Jake Mercer: IT CONNECTS! But it only helps Jake as it forces him out of the ring! Andre had an opportunity to go for the pin there but Jake, accidental or not, saved himself for the moment! Andre sees that as he rolls out of the ring and grabs Jake by the head, BEFORE SENDING HIM SKULL FIRST INTO THE RINGPOST! Jake stumbling down to a knee as it’s clear he’s dazed like hell before using the barricade to lean back, BUT ANDRE RUNS FORWARD AS HE RAMS HIS SHOULDER INTO JAKE’S GUT!
Stew-O: Jake attempting to keep himself up as he stumbles forward towards the apron and rolls into the ring, Andre quickly on his tail as he rolls in as well, Andre grabbing him by his head and sending him towards the ropes and back! WAITING FOR HIM TO COME BACK AROUND AS HE GOES FOR A BIG CALF KICK! But Jake barely moves out of the way as Andre crashes and burns on the ground! Andre slowly bringing himself up now, AS JAKE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A SHINING WIZARD TOWARDS THE HEAD OF THE NEW BREED CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: Andre taken down to the ground as he’s slowly trying to get back up to his feet, Jake making his way over and grabbing his head and dragging him up! As he sends a European Uppercut to his jaw which completely stuns him and sends him back towards the ropes! Jake running forward now, BUT ANDRE CATCHES HIM WITH A BICYCLE KICK TOWARDS HIS FACE! Andre grabbing Jake by his arm as he sends him towards the corner! Jake bounces off, AS ANDRE RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR ONE MORE ATTEMPT AT GRIMSEVER! BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE INCOMING!
TAG!
Jake Mercer: BUT JAKE SCRAMBLES BACKWARDS AND TAGS IN DONOVAN DUKE JUST BEFORE IT CONNECTS!
Stew-O: I don’t know if it’s cowardice or wit but Donovan is in this match as he takes Andre off guard with a quick forearm shot to the side of his head! Donovan now getting behind Andre, AS HE LIFTS HIM UP NOW AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A QUICK GERMAN SUPLEX! Both Donovan and Andre have history from Road To Redemption when Andre defended the New Breed Title against Donovan so this should be an interesting one!
Flannery McCoy: Andre in a tough pickle as Donovan grabs him, AND LIFTS HIM INTO A BIG SUPLEX! But Andre manages to slip out and land on his feet, AS HE CONNECTS WITH A DROPKICK TO DONOVAN’S BACK! Donovan stumbles forward as he catches him against the ropes, AS HE SPINS AROUND AND CONNECTS WITH A DISCUS CLOTHESLINE TO TAKE ANDRE DOWN TO THE GROUND! WHAT A REBOUND!
Jake Mercer: Andre is laid out as Donovan makes his way over and drags him up to his feet and keeps ahold of his arm and sends him towards the corner with an Irish whip! AS HE RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND SENDS A KNEE AIMED RIGHT TOWARDS HIS GUT TO SEND HIM DOWN TO THE MAT! Donovan bringing him up, AS HE GOES FOR ANOTHER KNEE! But Andre saw it coming as he stops it with a quick uppercut to send Donovan back! Andre quickly running forward as he grabs the arm of Donovan and sends him towards an Irish whip towards his corner!
TAG!
Stew-O: AS HE TAGS OUT TO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!
Flannery McCoy: Andre shoving Donovan down into a seated position in the corner as Xander enters into the ring looking to follow up! AS HE RUNS TOWARDS DONOVAN AND CRUSHES HIM WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE OF DONOVAN!
Jake Mercer: Remember when Andre and Xander were a team for the Grand Prix tournament?
Stew-O: :wow: I think they’d much rather forget that. BUT BACK TO THE ACTION AS XANDER DRAGS DONOVAN TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT DONOVAN KICKS OUT BEFORE THREE!
Jake Mercer: Xander nodding to himself as he’s back up to his feet, AND NOW IS RUNNING TOWARDS DONOVAN AND GOES FOR A SENTON! But Donovan rolls out of the way just in time! Xander drops down to the ground in pain as Donovan stands up and turns around, BEFORE STOMPING HIM DEAD IN HIS FACE! Donovan making sure Xander stays on the ground, AS HE RUNS TOWARDS HIM NOW AND GOES FOR A STANDING MOONSAULT! But this time Xander gets the knees up as he crashes down on him!
Stew-O: Both Xander and Donovan have countered one another as Donovan gets up just moments after Xander, AS XANDER STEPS BACK AND CONNECTS WITH A SUPERKICK ACROSS HIS JAW! BUT DONOVAN FALLS BACK INTO A HANDSPRING ELBOW REBOUNDING OFF THE ROPES AS IT CONNECTS TAKING THE BOTH OF THEM DOWN! XANDER AND DONOVAN ARE PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS RIGHT NOW!
Flannery McCoy: Both Xander and Donovan are slowly recovering now as the both are not giving up especially this into the match! As Donovan quickly moves forward and locks in a headlock on Xander! Donovan attempting to keep Xander down on the ground, BUT XANDER WAIT! XANDER QUICKLY TURNING IT INTO A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! XANDER DROPS HIM DOWN AS HE KEEPS DONOVAN’S SHOULDERS ON THE MAT! PIN ATTEMPT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
Jake Mercer: BUT DONOVAN ONCE AGAIN KICKING OUT BEFORE TWO!
Stew-O: Both of them are quickly getting up as Donovan is slowly realizing the situation he’s in at the moment! AS HE GOES FOR OVERDOSE! XANDER ATTEMPTS THE DISCUS PALM STRIKE OUT OF NOWHERE!
Flannery McCoy: BUT DONOVAN DUCKS UNDER AS HE TURNS XANDER AROUND! DEALER’S CHOICE!
Jake Mercer: BUT XANDER DUCKS UNDER THAT TOO AS HE TURNS DONOVAN AROUND! RIPTIDE! TWISTING BRAINBUSTER DROPS DONOVAN DOWN TO THE GROUND AS XANDER ONCE AGAIN ROLLS BACK AND HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHHRRRRR-
Stew-O: BUT DONOVAN KICKS OUT AGAIN!
Flannery McCoy: It’s going to take much more to keep Donovan down as Xander is leaving to tag out to the last person who hasn’t been in this match so far, and oh dear…
(Xander stops as he looks at Lethal Consequences. He had a straight look on his face as if looks could kill, Xander would be dead by now. Xander holds out his hand as LC just looks down at it)
Lethal Consequences: (Off-Mic) :dave:
Xander Payne: (Off-Mic) Stop being a fucking child and tag yourself in.
TAG!
Jake Mercer: AND LC IS IN THE MATCH!
Stew-O: BUT IS HE TOO LATE AS DONOVAN RUNS TOWARDS HIM AND GOES FOR A HIGH KNEE AS SOON AS HE’S TAGGED IN! LC barely hanging onto the apron as he attempts to enter into the ring but Donovan already makes his way towards him and sends punches towards him in hopes of weakening him before he can even fully enter into this match! The ref splitting them up as Donovan allows LC to enter into the ring, AS HE ALREADY LOOKS TO CLOTHESLINE HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!
Flannery McCoy: But LC with a back elbow to avoid it just in time! Donovan stumbles back, as LC steps forward and sends a knee towards his gut! Donovan drops down to a knee as LC makes his way towards, but Donovan sends a punch towards his gut to distance the two of them for the time being! BUT LC FOLLOWS IT UP WITH A RUNNING EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TO THE JAW OF DONOVAN TAKING HIM DOWN TO THE MAT!
Jake Mercer: Donovan is in a tough spot at the moment as LC grabs him, and Irish whips him towards his own corner?
(Donovan backs up against the Insurgency corner in confusion as LC waits patiently at the center of the ring)
Lethal Consequences: (Off-Mic) Give me all of those cats.
(Donovan looks towards the three of them as he shrugs)
TAG!
Stew-O: MAXWELL IS TAGGED IN! Oh dear…
(Maxwell slowly gets into the ring trying to guide himself as the other members of Insurgency cheer him on. LC raises an eyebrow as it’s clear Maxwell can’t even see where he’s going at the moment after what happened at Reckless Wiring)
Maxwell: (Off-Mic) I got this!
Jake Smith: (Off-Mic) You don’t! But we believe in you!
Flannery McCoy: If it helps I believe in him. :wow:
Jake Mercer: :lupe:
Stew-O: Maxwell entering into the ring as he’s trying to find where his opponent is and it’s clear LC is not amused especially after the week he’s had. Look at the other members in LC’s corner laughing it off but LC isn’t sharing the same sentiment at the moment!
Flannery McCoy: AS LC GOES FOR LCR! LC LOOKING TO FINISH THIS MATCH EARLY WITH A SPINNING BACK ELBOW TO THE FACE OF MAXWELL TO KNOCK HIM DOWN!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! IT’S A MIRACLE! HE DUCKS UNDER IT! HIS SPIDER SENSES WERE TINGLING!
Stew-O: YOU IDIOT HE COMPLETELY TRICKED HIM! HE CAN SEE! LC TUMBLES DOWN TO A KNEE! AS MAXWELL JUST TOOK LC OUT WITH SILVERSTRIKE! KNEE TREMBLER TO THE SIDE OF LC’S HEAD KNOCKS HIM OUT AS IF THERE’S ONE THING THEY DIDN’T EXPECT WAS MAXWELL TO BE ABLE TO WRESTLE LIKE THIS! MAXWELL QUICKLY HOOKING THE LEG ON LC AND GOING FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNNEEE!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRR-
Flannery McCoy: BUT LC GETS THE SHOULDER UP JUST IN TIME!
Jake Mercer: Maxwell already on the hunt as he mounts onto LC and slams punches down towards the side of his head! LC quickly rolling to his side and grabbing the ropes as Maxwell is forced to let go which he does. LC sits up slowly now in an attempt to recover, but Maxwell quickly steps forward and looks to stomp down on him! But LC pushes his leg out of the way and gets back up ot his feet, AS HE STEPS FORWARD AND TAKES MAXWELL DOWN WITH A BIG LARIAT IN RESPONSE!
Stew-O: LC takes Maxwell down to the ground as he grabs the arm of Maxwell and brings him back up, AS HE GOES FOR LOWDOWN! SPINEBUSTER INCOMING!
Flannery McCoy: But Maxwell with an elbow to the side of his head to break LC’s grip before it can connect! LC sent down to a knee as Maxwell grabs him, AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A QUICK DDT! But wait! LC manages to push Maxwell against the ropes just in time! LC using that to grab Maxwell by his arm and slip out of the hold before sending him into an Irish whip to the ropes and back! AND CATCHING HIM WITH A BIG DROPKICK TO HIS CHEST TO DROP HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND!
Jake Mercer: LC now bringing Maxwell up as he sends him towards his corner, AS LC RUNS TOWARDS HIM LOOKING FOR A CORNER CLOTHESLINE! But Maxwell with a kick towards the gut to stop him! Maxwell grabbing him by his head and forcing him into the corner now, as he connects with a big knife edge chop towards his chest! Maxwell now grabbing LC by the arm and sending him towards the ropes in return, AS NOW HE CONNECTS WITH A BIG BACK ELBOW TOWARDS THE NOSE OF LC!
Stew-O: Now it’s Maxwell waiting for LC to get back up to his feet, I think we have a clue on what he’s going for here! WAIT! HE’S LIFTING LC UP! HE’S GOING FOR AN EARLY ATTEMPT AT MISSING FRAGMENT! FIREMAN’S CARRY CUTTER INCOMING!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LC SLIPS OUT JUST IN TIME! LC lands behind Maxwell as he turns around! DEAD EXECUTIVE! LC GOING FOR THE STUNNER NOW!
Jake Mercer: But now it’s Maxwell that shoves him away as LC falls against the ropes but quickly turns him around! AS MAXWELL RUNS FORWARD AND GOES FOR A BICYCLE KNEE STRIKE TOWARDS HIS HEAD!
Stew-O: BUT LC LIFTS HIM UP AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH LOWDOWN! SPINEBUSTER CONNECTS AS LC HOOKS THE LEG ON MAXWELL AND GOES FOR THE PIN!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREE-
Flannery McCoy: BUT MAXWELL KICKS OUT OF THE PIN JUST IN TIME!
Jake Mercer: LC now lifting Maxwell up to his feet and sending him towards his corner as LC looks to be cooperating with his team, going for the tag right here!
TAG!
Stew-O: AND ADAM LUCAS IS TAGGED BACK INTO THIS MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: LC exiting right out of the ring as Adam enters in, AND CONNECTS WITH A CORNER CLOTHESLINE TO THE HEAD OF MAXWELL! Maxwell stumbling down to a knee as Adam runs forward now, AND KNEES HIM RIGHT IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD TO TAKE HIM DOWN FOR GOOD MEASURE! Maxwell sent down to the ground as now Adam brings him up and sends him towards the ropes, AS HE CATCHES HIM NOW WITH A BIG DISCUS CLOTHESLINE!
Jake Mercer: Maxwell sent down to the ground but he drags himself up to a seated position, as Adam turns around and sends a kick towards his spine to follow up! Adam dragging Maxwell up now as he lifts him up, BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN WITH A BIG BRAINBUSTER! The pressure is certainly on Maxwell now as Adam has gotten the best of him so far in this matchup, Adam bringing him up once more! AS ADAM GOES FOR A HIP TOSS! BEFORE HE GOES FOR A CRADLE PILEDRIVER TO FOLLOW IT UP! WILL IT CONNECT!
Stew-O: NO! Maxwell manages to slip out of it before Adam can set it up! Adam completely taken aback as Maxwell gets up and connects with a back elbow towards his face to transition! Adam sent backwards but makes his way back over, AS MAXWELL GRABS HIS ARM AND TAKES HIM DOWN INTO AN ARMDRAG! Maxwell bringing him back up again, AS HE TAKES HIM DOWN NOW INTO A SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE IN RESPONSE!
Flannery McCoy: Maxwell seeing this now as he sends Adam into an Irish whip towards the corner! I think we know what he’s going for here as he’s looking for the tag!
TAG!
Jake Mercer: AND NOW TAGS LIMMY MONAGHAN BACK INTO THIS MATCH NOW!
Stew-O: Now Limmy has been waiting to get his hands on Adam for the longest time now as he’s back into the ring, AND QUICKLY RUNS TOWARDS ADAM WITH A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT TOWARDS HIS CHIN! Adam sent down into a seated position but Limmy grabs him by his head, AND SLAMS HIM BACK INTO THE CORNER! Limmy now grabbing Adam by the head, AS HE SENDS HIM FLYING TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING!
Flannery McCoy: Adam certainly feeling it now as Limmy makes his way over, AND THIS TIME GOES FOR A KNEE DROP TOWARDS HIS HEAD! But Adam manages to move out of the way just barely! Adam managing to get back up to his feet as Limmy grabs at his knee and staggers up as well, AS ADAM TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A STEP-UP ENZUIGIRI!
Jake Mercer: Limmy falls down to a seated position as Adam grabs Limmy and brings him up, BEFORE LAUNCHING HIM OFF OF THE GROUND WITH A QUICK BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Both Adam and Limmy are giving it their all especially against the two of them at this very moment! Adam bringing Limmy up as now he’s going for quick fire forearms towards his face to completely stun him, but Limmy with a knee towards his gut grabbing his head! Adam grabbing his gut as Limmy sets him up, BEFORE DROPPING HIM DOWN ONTO THE BACK OF HIS NECK WITH AN USHIGOROSHI!
Stew-O: Limmy grabbing Adam and bringing him back up to his feet now, AS NOW HE’S GOING FOR SOULRENDER! SOUL FOOD INCOMING! BUT ADAM TURNS IT AROUND AND ROLLS IT UP INTO A LEVERAGE PIN! ADAM TURNING THE TABLES JUST BEFORE LIMMY CAN SEND HIM DOWN AND PUT HIM INTO A DANGEROUS PREDICAMENT!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
Flannery McCoy: BUT LIMMY GETS THE SHOULDER UP AS BOTH OF THEM ARE GETTING BACK UP TO THEIR FEET! AND ADAM WITH THE HIP TOSS! CRADLE PILEDRIVER! ADAM DROPS HIM DOWN HEADFIRST ONTO THE CANVAS AS HE QUICKLY TRANSITIONS IT INTO THE PIN FROM THERE!
OOONNNEEE!!!!
TTTTTWWWWWOOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE-
Jake Mercer: BUT LIMMY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Stew-O: Adam grabbing Limmy as he drags him by his head towards his corner as I think he realizes as long as he keeps Limmy away from his corner, he can definitely capitalize on the numbers game by tagging out to another fresh face!
TAG!
Flannery McCoy: AS HE TAGS OUT TO ANDRE WALKER!
Jake Mercer: Andre entering into the ring now, as he sends elbows towards the face of Limmy! Limmy trying to block it as much as he can but Andre is relentless, I think he just opened a gash too! Andre grabs Limmy and throws him down to the center of the ring and climbs up to the top rope, waiting for Limmy to get back up to his feet! AS ANDRE LEAPS OFF AND GOES FOR A TOP-ROPE DDT TO DROP LIMMY DOWN TO THE GROUND ONCE MORE!
Stew-O: WAIT! LIMMY CATCHES HIM WITH A STO AND DROPS HIM FACE FIRST ONTO THE GROUND! Limmy turning it around as he drags himself slowly up to his feet as Andre does so as well, BUT LIMMY WITH ARMOR BREAKER! SUPERKICK TO THE JAW OF ANDRE WALKER TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND AS LIMMY COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND AS WELL GOING FOR THE PIN QUICKLY!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHH-
Flannery McCoy: BUT ANDRE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!
Jake Mercer: Limmy getting back up to his feet now as he drags Andre up as well, AS HE LIFTS HIM UP! HE’S GOING FOR MARIGOLD! FIREMAN’S CARRY ENZUIGIRI!
Stew-O: BUT ANDRE SLIPS OUT AS HE DROPS LIMMY DOWN WITH A BIG BACKSTABBER! Limmy grabbing his back in pain as Andre grabs him and sends him towards the ropes and back, BEFORE RUNNING FORWARD AND GOING FOR A BASEMENT DROPKICK! But Limmy manages to jump over it! The both of them turn around to face one another, AS LIMMY GOES FOR SOULRENDER! SOLE FOOD!
Flannery McCoy: CONNECTS! BUT ANDRE SHOOTS UP WITH ONE LAST BREATH AND DROPS HIM DOWN INTO A STUNNER! DARK FANTASY CONNECTS BUT THE BOTH OF THEM ARE DOWN! NONE OF THEM CAN CAPITALIZE ON THE OTHER!
Jake Mercer: But we’re starting to see some life here as both of their first instincts are dragging themselves towards their own corners to quickly go for the tag to make sure nothing else happens to cost them the match! Andre crawling to get the tag as Limmy is doing the same, the question is which can get the tag in time! The both of them?!
TAG!
TAG!
Stew-O: AND THAT QUESTION IS ANSWERED AS LIMMY TAGS IN JAKE AND ANDRE TAGS IN XANDER!
Flannery McCoy: AND NOW LOOK THE BOTH OF THEM ARE GOING OFF! Both Jake and Xander are trading punches with one another back and forth to absolutely no end! Xander getting the better of Jake as he pushes him towards the ropes and continues to absolutely wail on him, before transitioning into sending knees towards his gut! Jake is definitely getting overwhelmed as Xander sends him into an Irish whip! HE’S GOING FOR LAST SEDATION! POP-UP POWERBOMB!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! WAIT! JAKE TRANSITIONING IT INTO FLIP PILEDRIVER IN MID-AIR! HOLY SHIT! HELL ABOVE CONNECTS AS JAKE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN IMMEDIATELY AFTER!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTTHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRREE-
Stew-O: BUT XANDER KICKS OUT!
Flannery McCoy: Jake right back up to his feet as he waits for Xander to get back up to his feet, AS HE GOES FOR A SUPERKICK TOWARDS HIS GUT! But Xander manages to grab his head and spins him around, AS HE CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT ACROSS HIS SKULL TO TAKE HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! Jake sent down to the ground as Xander lifts him up in pure anger, BEFORE TAKING HIM BACK DOWN TO THE GROUND WITH A WRIST-CLUTCH EXPLODER SUPLEX!
Jake Mercer: Jake taken down to the ground as he slowly attempts to pull himself up, BUT XANDER CONNECTS WITH OVERDOSE! SPINNING BACKFIST TO THE SKULL OF JAKE TAKES HIM DOWN TO THE GROUND! NOW THIS IS NOT LOOKING GOOD FOR INSURGENCY! IF XANDER CAN TAKE HIM DOWN NOW HE HAS THIS MATCH SECURED!
Stew-O: XANDER WAITING FOR HIM TO GET BACK UP AS YOU CAN SEE INSURGENCY ON THE APRON TRYING TO HELP JAKE BUT THE REF IS BUSY CONTAINING THEM AS XANDER IS SETTING JAKE UP!
Flannery McCoy: WAIT! WHAT THE HELL?! IT’S CHARLIE MARR! CHARING CROSS OUT OF NOWHERE! CHARLIE IS INTERFERING IN THIS MATCH AS THE REF IS TOO BUSY TRYING TO CONTAIN THE REST OF INSURGENCY TO NOTICE! CHARLIE QUICKLY SLIDING OUT OF THE RING AS THE REST OF THE MEMBERS ON XANDER’S TEAM CHASE AFTER HIM! BUT CHARLIE IS ALREADY OUT OF HERE AS HE JUMPS OVER THE BARRICADE!
Jake Mercer: WAIT! LOOK! JAKE IS SLOWLY RECOVERING! AS HE BRINGS XANDER UP SLOWLY, SEEING THE CIRCUMSTANCE HE’S IN! FAMOUS LAST WORDS! MODIFIED SNAP SINGLE UNDERHOOK DDT CONNECTS AS JAKE HOOKS THE LEG AND GOES FOR THE PIN, THE REF JUST GETTING BACK INTO THIS MATCH AND GOING FOR THE PIN AS INSURGENCY MAKES AN ATTEMPT TO CONTAIN THE OUTSIDE FORCES!
OOONNNEEE!!!
TTTTWWWWOOOO!!!!
TTTTTHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
(‘Morning Glory’ plays through the speakers to thunderous boos as Limmy quickly pulls Jake out of the ring before everyone else can chase after them in furious anger. Insurgency both collect with one another as they have mischievous smirks on their faces after getting the victory. Jake, Limmy, Donovan, and Maxwell raise their hands in the air just basking in their victory as the crowd continues to show their displeasure towards them)
Stephie Love: Ladies and gentlemen here are your winners… INSURGENCY!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Wow, so much just happened at one time that I’m still trying to process it. Every single person in this match pulled out all the stops to make sure that their team got the victory, pushing away any bad blood that any of them had to push through. But in the end Charlie Marr put his hands into the match and made his intentions known, for sure getting Xander’s attention now.
Flannery McCoy: It’ll be great to see how this feud builds up over the weeks, but if there was one thing to fuel Insurgency’s ego, is Jake pinning the World Heavyweight Champion to the mat. You have to bet that’s going to be a talking point for the new few weeks, months, possibly years from them and who knows what’s next for them. But nonetheless, congratulations to Insurgency on the victory.
(Xander is seen slowly dragging himself up to his feet as Adam, Andre, and LC are also in the ring looking frustrated as they look at Insurgency happily celebrating at ringside. Xander is absolutely fuming not at them, but the abrupt interference of Charlie Marr as his livid face is the last thing seen before Dynasty fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial for plastic surgery is shown starring Chris Elite as he desperately fumbles for his wallet to make himself look like someone else since he’s apparently embarrassed because of how he looks, why he bald anyways)
(Dynasty comes back from commercial break as ‘Bad Guy’ by Morrisson plays throughout the speakers, making the virtual crowd boo vigorously. The cocky pairing of Charlie Marr and Veena Adams step out onto the stage, and couldn’t care less what the crowd’s reaction to them is. They, after a moment, start making their way down the ramp to the ring)
Stephie Love: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome to the ring Charlie Marr, and Veena Adams, Ad Infinitum!
Stew-O: Kind of a mixed bag with these two. Charlie Marr had a very impressive showing against Visual Prophet at Reckless Wiring in a barefoot thumbtack match, and took that match quite convincingly. Veena on the other hand on Voltage seemed to have her hands full with Ms. Extreme as she took a loss against her in singles competition despite getting so close to victory.
Jake Mercer: Why are you such a Debbie Downer? God can we go one minute without you complaining about something? Veena looked excellent and you’re just a hater. These two are the best pairing in EAW right now and they should be praised as such.
Flannery McCoy: You’re such an ass kisser.
(Charlie Marr and Veena Adams both get their own microphones and share a loving look at each other, before turning to the camera as ‘Bad Guy’ fades out from there)
Charlie Marr: At Reckless Wiring I did exactly what I said I was going to do. I beat the ever living shit out of Visual Prophet and left him in an embarrassing heap right on the mat. Now? Visual Prophet is no more, and if you ask me? EAW has never been a better place because of it. Visual Prophet got exactly what he deserved after his horrific stint on the Dynasty roster with the excruciating Dr. Angelo D’Angelo. Visual Prophet was like a cancerous tumor that was sucking the life out of Dynasty, and EAW as a whole, but as the greatest Elitist in EAW history, I took care of the problem. The most skilled surgeon would stand in awe over the precision I took this cancer out. And now, EAW is cancer free.. Maybe some malignant tumors, but cancer free nonetheless. I can’t live in the past though, and that is why I’m directing my beautiful eyes to the future. And do you know what I see? Nothing but greatness as it should be. I have put EAW on my back for so long, and I think it’s time that I get a little compensation for my suffering. Day in and day out being the hardest worker in this entire company can wear you down. But Charlie Marr is built different; and as long as I get off days against talentless hacks like Visual Prophet, I will continue to find a way to flourish. Thank God when I look at the entirety of the EAW roster I see nothing but similar useless talents, and the ones that do have some sort of efficiency, still don’t match up to Charlie Marr in the slightest. Reckless Wiring is done, and I see nothing but more success in my future.
Venna Adams: I think Reckless Wiring proved a few things. Ms Extreme is a whore, Charlie Marr is the greatest gift to wrestling ever, and Veena Adams is the most powerful Woman in EAW today. Sure I lost, but the outcome to that match doesn’t have any effect on me or my future. I had Ms. Extreme beat, and there isn’t a soul on this shitty planet that can prove otherwise. So I’m shrugging that loss off, and chalking it up to that Ava whore having all the luck in the world. It means nothing to me, but it does show the bigger picture in all of it doesn’t it? Clearly Visual Prophets actions are at fault with all of this. Look at Serena Bennett, once a proud member of the EAW roster only to slip into the Visual Prophet effect, and become a lazy shithead just like him. She gave no effort, so her ass needed to be fired for the betterment of this company, and this brand. Visual Prophet might as well be fired too, but honestly what’s the point? After that abysmal effort at Reckless Wiring that freak probably won’t even show up to work on his own watch anyway. Viz you got the attention that you desired, congrats, I hope life on your couch is fulfilling. But enough about the useless “talent” that do nothing but disappoint; let’s talk about some people that matter.. LIke Charlie Marr, and Veena Adams!
Charlie Marr: Yes the two faces of Dynasty put their heads together.. Of course that is Veena and I.. And I think we came up with quite the idea. Dynasty needs talent, Veena, and I need something to correctly reward us for being the cornerstones of Dynasty. So we came with something I’m sure all of you will enjoy thoroughly.
Veena Adams: Yes! Yes! We have the perfect way to move on from the embarrassment of Dynasty’s past, and to align us with what we truly deserve. Therefore I am using my power to guarantee that at Grand Rampage, Charlie Marr will get his shot at the World Heavyweight Championship, when he goes against that fat fucking slob Xander Payne. And as for me! I am giving myself a Universal Women’s Championship match against the cum guzzler herself, Darcy May Morgan at Grand Rampage. Now I know you all must be crying, because again the most successful people in EAW get their way. You must be asking WHY! Well, simply because we can. I say it, so it will be done! It is official Charlie Marr vs. Xander Payne at Grand Rampage for the World Heavyweight Championship. And Veena Adams vs. Darcy May Morgan for the Universal Women’s Championship at Grand Rampage. WOW it’s shaping up to be quite a show already; clearly the most must watch FPV in years. So you disgusting buttery greasy slobs at home, you’re welcome for the visual treat that you are being given..
Stew-O: C-Can she do that?
Jake Mercer: Of course she can! That’s Veena Adams! And that’s Charlie Marr! They deserve the entire world! You don’t fuck with an Adams that’s for sure; and now both Charlie and Veena are set up perfectly for an ultimate take over at Grand Rampage. I’m proud of these kids, they worked hard, and earned everything.
Flannery McCoy: Veena just lost to Ms. Extreme! What do you mean she earned this?? I guess there isn’t much of a say in the matter; it’s just kind of… Annoying that she is able to do this without repercussions.
Jake Mercer: Cry more.. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT!
(‘Bad Guy’ plays up again as both Charlie and Veena look to one another with smirks, once again, completely ignoring the crowd as they both raise their hands high in the air. They leave the ring and make their way up the ramp as from there, Dynasty fades out to commercial break)
(A commercial for Impact’s new book “How to prevent being a political person” as he very clearly, is not a political person)
(The feed fades to backstage interviewer Michael Belfort standing at the usual interview booth, with Dynasty’s graphics on loop in the back. The interviewer is clearly not in the greatest of moods following The Realm breaking up last week, with it being one of the most beloved teams in EAW. Finally, he raises the EAW branded microphone to his mouth, and begins talking.)
Michael Belfort: I’d like to dedicate this portion of time I have to talk about The Realm. Of course, it would be a downward spiral after they would lose their Unified Tag Team Championships at King of Elite and both Sierra and Harper would look towards singles gold at the following Free-Per-View, Shock Value. Sierra would lose that match in quite… brutal fashion, while Harper would fail to beat Darcy May Morgan for the Universal Women’s Championship. This lit a fire under The Realm, they couldn’t win singles gold to follow up King of Elite and would end up getting challenged by the team of Voltage’s Holly Arrow and Mary S. Atlas.
Michael Belfort: This match would be the last time we would see The Realm together. In a brutal and amazing clinic of a match, Mary S. Atlas would pin Sierra to pick up the win for her team, the moment which was the climax of The Realm. After the match, in an attempt for Sierra to console her partner, Harper Lee would attack Sierra with a wrench, she would then try to rip her former partner’s tongue out with a pair of pliers, but thankfully security would arrive in time to stop that from happening. One of, if not the most beloved tag team in EAW would see its end last Saturday, and that brings me to my special guest tonight.
Michael Belfort: Please welcome Harper Lee!
(Harper Lee would walk into the interview booth but unlike the usual. Instead of being energetic and with a bright smile on her face, she would be fully emotionless, rocking a more saturated version of her usual purple hair, black lipstick, along with a bright purple shirt and a pair of jeans.)
Michael Belfort: Well, hello Harper.
Harper Lee: Hey.
Michael Belfort: So, how are you feeling after cutting off Sierra?
Harper Lee: Amazing. I feel like the greatest I’ve ever been, not having to speak to that piece of trash Sierra for a whole week has been the best experience of my life, along with taking a break from my Twitch channel and social media, because if you ask me, these fans haven’t been grateful enough for the activity and entertainment I’ve been providing them. But yes, I feel very good.
Michael Belfort: Alright, I’ll just get right into it. There’s the question dawning on the top of all our minds, why Harper why?
Harper Lee: Why? WHY?? I honestly think that’s self-explanatory, but I get it, some people lack a functioning brain or are overridden with emotions, I used to be overridden with emotions, but guess what? I learned from that, got over it. Because those emotions don’t matter, they only hold you back in life from doing what you TRULY want. What’s the point of living if all you’ll do is be a loser full of emotions and then you die knowing that you did NOTHING? No, we’re way past the phase of Harper Lee losing all of her big matches because of emotions. I now have no feelings, I will inflict as much pain on someone as possible without once thinking about their own good. Because they don’t deserve it. This roster is full of people who don’t care about you, so why should you care about them? As The Realm would quote, “you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain”. People would make of The Realm for being “nerds”, for being Sarah Price’s “little goons”, for not even belonging into this industry because something so bright doesn’t belong in this industry. And honestly? They were right. It just struck over me, that they were all completely right. Which is why I had to step in and only care about MYSELF.
Michael Belfort: A lot of people would claim that you have been carrying Sierra for The Realm’s whole existence. Do you agree?
Harper Lee: Yes. Totally. Like, I had to defend Sierra so much yet deep down I knew that we would get nowhere with her like this. I just attempted to and cannot wrap my head around the fact that The Realm was equal, because NO MATTER WHAT, I was always pulling Sierra’s weight. I was doing the work, while Sierra was watching in the limelight, posting a promo because she HAS to, not because she wants to, or underperform in our matches, and it’s genuinely so frustrating. And I totally believe that if it wasn’t for Sierra being this way, we would’ve still held those Unified World Championships today. But after all, losing those titles was what woke me up to reality and made me realize how much dependent Sierra was of me, meanwhile I never had to depend on Sierra.
Michael Belfort: Although, Sierra had seemed to have stepped up her game lately.
Harper Lee: That’s BS. But it’s funny. Sierra would only step up her game when it came to singles matches because I wasn’t there for her to hop on my back while she would cheer me on. Just take a look at Shock Value. Where was that performance in THE REALM’S MATCHES? Nowhere. Because Sierra never cared about The Realm. Quite like how she tried to use Sarah, she used me to get her to gold. And I was dumb enough to fall for it. Sierra realized her failures when she stepped up, but that was way too late because due to her we let a pair of rookies take our championships. Sierra NEVER bothered to put in the effort as part of The Realm and despite her realizing what she did wrong, she could NEVER admit it was her fault. I seriously had the worst month of my life in March, and I only blame that on Sierra.
Michael Belfort: But when you had a chance at singles gold, you couldn’t win, and Sierra wasn’t even in your corner.
Harper Lee: I let the emotions get the best of me, as I said. That’s why this change was needed. So I could get the work done in cold blood, without looking back once. But the second part of your sentence reminds me of something. Do you want to know just HOW MUCH I’ve supported Sierra going into Shock Value? I was completely on her side, watching the entirety of her match, praying that she would do it, rooting for her the whole time, but did she once wish me luck at that same event? Did she once think about me? Did she at least shoot me a DM wishing me luck? She didn’t, yet I did. Sierra was out here looking for herself and herself only and now I hope she regrets that decision. I don’t know, maybe she was jealous that I get to compete for the top title across the women’s division and she doesn’t, but that’s not how a friend should be acting. If anything, Shock Value fueled the fire.
Harper Lee: I was never, and I’ll NEVER be in the wrong. Sierra brought it open herself and I had no choice but to cut off the dead weight, for the good of my own career before it was too late.
Michael Belfort: Alright, can you tell us what your plans for the future are?
Harper Lee: No. That’s not yours, or anyone’s concern. But all I can tell you is that I’ll rule this division. How? You just have to wait and see. There you go.
Michael Belfort: But how about–
Harper Lee: No. I said all I needed to say. Thanks for having me here.
(Harper Lee leaves out as emotionless as she arrived, with the camera following her for a bit, and then moving back to Michael Belfort.)
Michael Belfort: Well, you heard from her. Harper is looking to rule the women’s division and be at the top of the mountain. Back to you.
(The camera fades back into the World 1 Theatre as ‘M3tamorphosis’ by Playboi Carti featuring Kid Cudi hits, as Impact steps out onto the stage. He looks determined and ready for this match, as he makes his way down the ramp, and towards the ring.)
Stephie Love: The following contest is set for ONE FALL!! And it is a Grand Rampage Preview Match! Introducing first! From Seattle, Washington! Weighing in at 221lbs.. HE IS THE MOST WATCHED CHAMPION IN HISTORY.. IMPACT!!
Stew-O: Here comes Impact in this Grand Rampage Preview Match. Last week he had one hell of a match against Drake King that finished in a no contest when neither man was able to continue the match. Impact went unconscious in the final moments of that match after everyone thought he was going to pick up the victory..
Flannery McCoy: Tough night for Impact because we all know he wanted that one. But tonight, Impact has a big match as he shows why he is such a big threat in the Grand Rampage Match. He is the 2016 Grand Rampage Winner, and adding a second Grand Rampage win to his belt is definitely something he can do!
(‘Faneto’ by Chief Keef hits, as SOSA Henderson steps out onto the stage. SOSA is rocking some nice shades. He pulls them off and tosses them off to the side as he makes his way down to the ring.)
Stephie Love: And his opponent!! From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.. Weighing in at 191lbs.. BULLETPROOF!! SOSA HENDERSON!!!
Stew-O: SOSA Henderson is also an incredible Elitist for a Grand Rampage preview. Although he hasn’t won a Grand Rampage yet, the former World Champion put on an incredible display in last year’s Grand Rampage!!
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: Let’s get this Grand Rampage preview match rolling! SOSA Henderson vs Impact! Both men circling around the ring, then lock up. Impact with a strong knee to the abdomen that has SOSA releasing his grip on him. SOSA drops to a knee, but quickly rises back up to his feet. Impact quickly transitions into an irish whip that sends SOSA to the far ropes!! SOSA hits the ropes and rebounds back towards Impact! SPINNING WHEEL KICK BY IMPACT!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! SOSA Henderson ducks his head under that kick! He continues his stride towards the far ropes! He bounces back towards Impact.. AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A RUNNING BICYCLE KNEE!! Impact quickly rolls out of the ring and leans up against the ring to avoid anymore immediate damage from SOSA!!
Stew-O: But look! It’s SOSA Henderson who stomps down hard onto the hands of Impact!! Impact left his hands hanging under the rope while he was leaned up against the ring, and SOSA just smashed them with his boot! We can see the pain being expressed in the eyes of Impact. That simply had to hurt! SOSA Henderson doesn’t care about that though, and quickly slides himself out of the ring and heads towards Impact who had just turned his back to the ring to focus on his hand.. SOSA turns Impact around.. AND CONNECTS WITH A MASSIVE RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE OF IMPACT!! ANOTHER!! AND ANOTHER!! SOSA Henderson has Impact shoved back against the barricades after that series of punches! Henderson keeping the pressure now as he begins throwing forearm shots across the face of Impact, then following up with a brutal knee to the abdomen. That knee nearly has Impact down on the ground, but SOSA grabs a hold of Impact, and pulls him away from the barricade. SOSA lifts Impact up.. AND CONNECTS WITH A DELAYED VERTICAL SUPLEX AT RINGSIDE!! Impact just had his back slammed up against the thinly padded ringside floor, and the referee has just now gotten up to a count of 6!! SOSA Henderson now gets back to his feet.. AND BEGINS STOMPING DOWN ONTO IMPACT! Hard stomps raining down onto the chest, arms, and legs of Impact at ringside!! SOSA isn’t letting up at all as he shows absolutely no mercy to his opponent!! Continues stomps over and over again!! The referee gets up to a count of 9 now!!
Jake Mercer: It doesn’t look like that’s a problem at all, because SOSA Hendrson is sliding back into the ring, then sliding right back out to reset the count. Henderson is heading towards Impact who is still down on the ground.. AND HENDERSON AGAIN SHOWERS IMPACT WITH STOMPS!! Impact is getting a good taste of the power of SOSA’s boot right now!!
Flannery McCoy: Wait a second.. Look at this!! Impact caught SOSA’s boot on one of those stomps!! Impact twists SOSA’s leg from the ground, then jabs his elbow right into the side of Henderson’s knee!! SOSA’s knee buckles, as he instantly drops down to it! Impact now releases SOSA’s leg and rolls out of the way while SOSA is down on his knee. Impact is slow to get to his feet, but once he’s there, he delivers a massive kick to the chest of SOSA Henderson!! SOSA clutches at his chest in pain, then gets up to his feet!! However, it’s Impact who connects with a knee to the abdomen, then grabs SOSA by the back of the head and throws him up against the ring apron!! HEADBUTT BY IMPACT ON SOSA HENDERSON!! Impact now grabs SOSA and slides him into the ring, as he follows shortly after while beating the referee’s count at 8.
Stew-O: SOSA is laying face up on the ground right now, and Impact sees his opening! Impact runs towards the side ropes and springs off of them.. FLIGHT SITES!! THE LIONSAULT BY IMPACT ONTO SOSA HENDERSON!! NO!! SOSA GETS HIS KNEES UP, AS IMPACT CRASHES CHEST FIRST INTO THEM!! Impact clutches at his ribcage, and rolls off of SOSA Henderson after that rough landing!! SOSA catches a break right there though. If Impact were to have hit that, this match may have been put out of SOSA’s reach. SOSA gets up to his feet, as Impact slowly does the same.. Impact turns towards SOSA.. AND GET NAILED BY A NASTY ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! Impact drops down to his knee after that one! SOSA takes a step back.. THEN CONNECTS WITH A SUPER KICK ONTO IMPACT THAT SENDS IMPACT OVER TO THE SIDE ROPES WHERE HIS HEAD AND ARMS HANG OVER THE MIDDLE ROPES!! I think I know what’s coming next from SOSA Henderson! He turns around, and bounces off of the far ropes! He’s headed in Impact’s direction.. AND SOSA GOES FOR THE TIGER FEINT KICK ON IMPACT!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO!! IMPACT DUCKS IS HEAD UNDERNEATH THE LEGS OF SOSA HENDERSON, AS SOSA DOES A COMPLETE 360 DEGREE SPIN OVER IMPACT!! SOSA releases the ropes and dizzily spins in the ring behind Impact. Impact is definitely still groggy, but he gets back to his feet.. AND CONNECTS WITH A STEP UP ENZIGURI ON SOSA HENDERSON!! THAT KICK SENDS BOTH HENDERSON AND IMPACT DOWN!!
Stew-O: That was a powerful kick by Impact, but SOSA has already dealt quite the damage onto Impact already in this match. This was definitely a move that Impact needed to buy himself a little time. Impact is breathing heavily, and working himself up to his hands and knees. Meanwhile, at the other end, it’s SOSA Henderson who is slowly scooting towards the corner. Henderson leans up against the corner turnbuckles, as Impact rises up to his feet and heads towards SOSA! SOSA reaches up, and grabs the top ropes. He uses them to pull himself up to his feet, but by the time he gets there, it’s Impact who connects with a stinging knife edged chop!! That chop echoes throughout the arena, but SOSA fires back with a forearm shot to the head of Impact!! Impact staggers back, but then connects with another knife edge chop with even more force behind it!! SOSA’s chest is looking beat red right now, YET IMPACT GOES FOR ANOTHER KNIFE EDGE CHOP!! AND ANOTHER!! Impact now jams his knee into the abdomen of SOSA Henderson, then wraps his arms around his head.. AND NOW IT’S IMPACT WHO GOES FOR A RUNNING BULLDOG FROM OUT OF THE CORNER ON SOSA HENDERSON!!
Jake Mercer: Not quite!! SOSA Henderson just shoved Impact off at the last moment, as Impact lands hard on his butt!! Impact slowly gets up to his feet and turns around to face SOSA.. SUPERKICK BY SOSA HENDERSON!!!
Stew-O: NO!! IMPACT CATCHES THE LEG!! Impact just caught the leg of SOSA Henderson, elevates it, then trips SOSA Henderson back down to the mat! Impact grabs a hold of SOSA’s other leg, and begins to turn him over.. Is it.. IT’S THE WALLS OF IMPACT!! THE WALLS OF IMPACT ARE LOCKED IN ON SOSA HENDERSON RIGHT NOW!! SOSA HENDERSON IS SCREAMING IN PAIN RIGHT NOW AS HE FEELS NOTHING BUT EXCRUCIATING PAIN RIGHT NOW!! Impact is in the perfect position right now, as he has finally taken control of this match! He’s in the driver’s seat, as he is literally seated over SOSA’s nearly broken spine!
Flannery McCoy: IMPACT IS TRYING TO PUT THIS ONE AWAY!! HE’S TRYING TO GET SOSA HENDERSON TO TAP OUT!! HE’S TRYING GET THIS OVER WITH, AND NOW HE HAS SOSA’S FACE PRESSED UP AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!! THIS IS THE WORST POSITION TO BE IN WHEN LOCKED INSIDE OF THE WALLS OF IMPACT BECAUSE YOUR SPINE IS BENT TO IT’S LIMIT!! IMPACT IS PULLING AS HARD AS HE CAN, BUT SOSA HENDERSON FIGHT’S UP TO HIS FOREARMS!! SOSA IS NOW ARMY CRAWLING HIS WAY TOWARDS THE ROPES!! HE’S REACHING HIS ARMS OUT, AS IMPACT TRIES TO KEEP THE PRESSURE ON HENDERSON.. HENDERSON IS GETTING CLOSER!! HE’S ALMOST THERE.. AND HE GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!!
Jake Mercer: Impact releases the submission hold, as SOSA’s body drops to the canvas of the ring. SOSA is broken down right now, as he hasn’t moved since grabbing the ring ropes. In fact, he’s still grabbing onto them right now!
Stew-O: But look! It’s Impact! Impact grabs SOSA by the legs, and pulls him back towards the center of the ring!! Impact wraps his hands behind the head of SOSA, as he locks in a.. A FULL NELSON!! Impact brings SOSA up to his feet while in the full nelson lock! It looks like Impact is going for his full nelson facebuster, but SOSA with a stomp down onto Impact’s boot!! Impact’s grip on SOSA Henderson loosens, as SOSA is able to slip his arms through, and grab a hold of Impact’s head.. SNAPMARE!! SOSA CONNECTS WITH A SNAPMARE ON IMPACT THAT SENDS IMPACT RIGHT INTO A SEATED POSITION IN THE RING!! SOSA Henderson now charges to the ropes in front of Impact! He bounces back.. AND CONNECTS WITH A SINGLE LEG DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF IMPACT AND SENDS THE HALL OF FAMER FLAT AGAINST THE CANVAS OF THE RING!!
Flannery McCoy: SOSA Henderson again begins stomping down onto Impact. He’s keeping the hall of famer grounded, and that’s exactly what he should do. Impact slowly gets up to his hands and knees, but SOSA drops an elbow down onto his spine! Impact drops to the mat, but slowly works his way back up. He gets to an upright position from his knees, but gets hit hard by a nasty knee across the face by SOSA Henderson!! Impact nearly falls to the mat, but he catches himself with his hand. Impact again proceeds to work his way up to his feet, but gets hit by hard forearm shots by SOSA Henderson!! Impact staggers back, but responds with a forearm shot of his own!! Another!! And another!! Impact is using his size to his advantage by using his entire body with these forearm shots.. AND THIS ONE KNOCKS SOSA HENDERSON DOWN TO HIS KNEE!!
Stew-O: Impact takes a step back now, as he cocks his right arm back. He’s getting ready to deliver a nasty right handed knockout punch!! SOSA Henderson gets back to his feet.. FIST OF FURY BY IMPACT!!!!
Jake Mercer: STOLE YO BITCH BY SOSA!!!
Flannery McCoy: THEY BOTH CONNECT!! JUST AS SOSA GRABBED IMPACT’S HEAD, IMPACT LANDED HIS RIGHT HANDED KNOCKOUT PUNCH ACROSS THE FACE OF SOSA!! HOWEVER, SOSA WAS ALREADY IN MID AIR, AND STILL MANAGED TO SNAP IMPACTS FACE INTO THE MAT WITH THAT NASTY CUTTER!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!
Stew-O: This is what happens on Friday Night Dynasty! The best action is here, and now we have two former world champions down in the center of the ring!! They both look lifeless out there as-
Jake Mercer: IT’S NEW EDEN!!
(Suddenly, from the top of the stage, New Eden’s Drake King, Myles, and Minerva are seen at the top of the stage. The three stablemates look at one another and then back at the ring, as they proceed to make their way down. The screen then transitions over to Impact where we see him grabbing at his head in pain, and staring out towards New Eden.)
Stew-O: I guess Drake King has a bunch of unfinished business to take care of, as he and the two other members of New Eden look like they are out for blood right now!!
(The members of New Eden slide into the ring. The referee tries to get them to leave, but Drake King grabs the referee and shoves him off to the side. Drake smirks out at the referee, as the referee has a look of fear and worry on his face! The referee then looks over at the timekeeper and tell him to ring the bell. Drake King smiles out to the arena, as him, Myles and Minerva all walk over the broken body of Impact.)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Stew-O: I can’t believe this! New Eden just spoiled this match and now they are surrounding Impact!! This can’t be good!!
Flannery McCoy: Drake King is staring down at Impact and clears his nose onto him.. BUT THEN HE TURNS AROUND AND STOMPS DOWN ONTO THE BODY OF SOSA HENDERSON BEHIND HIM!! MYLES AND MINERVA JOIN IN AND BEGIN STOMPING AWAY AS WELL!! Myles now holds SOSA Henderson in place.. Drake King runs to the ropes, bounces back.. AND CONNECTS WITH THE JUDGEMENT DAY CURB STOMP!! SOSA is out cold, but Myles lifts him up.. AND GOES FOR THE DE FACTO!! SPINNING PUMP HANDLE SAMOAN DROP CONNECTS!! Minerva makes her way over to a corner.. AND CONNECTS WITH THE HELLS BELLS!!! SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT CONNECTS AND SOSA HENDERSON IS BROKEN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!
Stew-O: I don’t understand!?! All this time, I thought their target was Impact, but instead it was SOSA Henderson!! I have no idea why, but I’m sure we’ll have answers soon!!
(The screen shows New Eden with their hands raised in the air, as they stand over SOSA Henderson’s unconscious body. The screen then fades to black.)
(A commercial for COVID-19 regulations starring MITSUBACHI as he’s seen at a Japanese airport assuring the EAW Universe he is ok, and he’s coming home :wow:)
(The camera fades back to the arena. After a brief moment, “Value” by A$AP Ferg hits as the crowd responds with a mixed reaction. Bathing the World 1 Theatre in a golden sea of light broken by the occasional red flashing lights, smoke begins to engulf the stage as Mr. DEDEDE emerges front and center. He soaks in the atmosphere of the arena before heading towards the ring with a calm, focused expression on his face.)
Stephanie Love: The following contest is your main event of the evening and is scheduled for ONE FALL!! Introducing FIRST! Residing in the Ryan Adams Estate of Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic! Weighing in at two hundred and eighteen pounds! HE IS THE “MAHATMA GAWDHI”, “GAWDZILLA”!!!! MISTERRRRR DDDDEEEEEEEDDDDEEEEEEEDDDDEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: You want to talk about the veteran edge that Mr. DEDEDE has in the palm of his hand every time he steps into the ring, look no further than Reckless Wiring this past weekend. Of all the stipulations, of all the choices, Jake Smith was prepared for something a lot more violent, something that involved a necessity to arm himself yet it was a PURE rules match that was Mr. DEDEDE’s choice!
Jake Mercer: Gawd is always one step ahead of his opponents, truly encapsulating the concept of being ahead of the curve, of being cutting edge. Nothing this man does is without accident, he knew full well that Jake Smith wasn’t going to be prepared for a PURE rules match, we were even surprised to see one! And despite Jake’s best efforts, it was still Mr. DEDEDE who came out on top on that night!
(“Value” by A$AP Ferg simmers down. After a moment of silence, “Bad Guy” by Morrisson hits and Charlie Marr steps out onto the stage. A chorus of jeers rain down on him from the virtual crowd but he simply pays no attention to it, almost enjoying the cacophony of negative sound bytes as he makes his way to the ring)
Stephanie Love: And introducing his opponent! From Tower Hamlets, London, United Kingdom! Weighing in at two hundred and forty pounds! HE IS THE “CONSCIENCE OF EAW”!!!! CHAAAAARRRRRRLLLIIEEEEE MMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: But I would argue one of the biggest surprises of Reckless Wiring was how quickly, how near effortlessly Charlie Marr defeated The Visual Prophet! The build up over weeks only for Charlie to easily move past Viz was something I didn’t expect but something that you can’t help but be in awe of!
Flannery McCoy: Look, that’s great and all but he followed it up with some horrendous actions on Voltage the following night! The antics he and Veena Adams have been up to make it seem like they’re untouchable.
Jake Mercer: And if you keep winning, if you keep coming out on top, then how can anyone dispute that you aren’t untouchable?
(“Bad Guy” by Morrisson dies down as the official checks both men before calling for the bell to begin the match)
(DING! DING! DING!)
Flannery McCoy: The bell rings and this main event is underway! Almost straight out of the gate both men slowly step to the middle of the ring, as Mr. DEDEDE raises his hand ever so slightly, offering a simple test of strength. Charlie Marr being acutely aware of just how suddenly his opponent can snatch the tide of this match into his favour. One wrong step, one wrong move but Charlie still exudes that confidence knowing that Mr. DEDEDE isn’t the challenge others may think he is. Charlie slowly, cautiously raises his own– BUT DROPS IT AND CONNECTS WITH A SHOOT KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE LEG!
Stew-O: Charlie Marr wiser than to let Mr. DEDEDE take any kind of advantage period. Now Charlie gets on his wheels, he bounces off the ropes and Mr. DEDEDE looks for the big boot! No! Charlie ducks beneath it and comes to a screeching halt before connecting with a SECOND shoot kick right back to the leg! Mr. DEDEDE buckles slightly, those pinpoint accurate kicks from Charlie Marr landing flush on the left leg. The stiff kicks make it so easy to leave welts on the bodies of his opponents, a few more and Mr. DEDEDE could be spending the rest of this match with a limp.
Jake Mercer: And that’s what Charlie Marr seems to intend to do! A THIRD shoot kick right back to that same leg! But this time Mr. DEDEDE caught it and immediately responds with a stiff forearm shot right to the jaw! Charlie tries to return with a similar blow but Mr. DEDEDE just shrugs it off before connecting with a second! And now Charlie, realising he’s caught where he doesn’t want to be caught, desperately tries to back away, hopping backwards on a single leg as Mr. DEDEDE continues to beat and batter the jaw, the throat, the face of Charlie Marr with interchangeable forearms and fists. He almost finds himself with his back against the ropes but the wise veteran realises it. Mr. DEDEDE drops the leg and instead whips Charlie across the ring, chasing after him and connects with a knee to the midsection as Charlie turns back around! Knocking the wind right out Marr!
Flannery McCoy: It’s impossible to be surprised at how quickly Mr. DEDEDE can take back control of contests like this! It puts Charlie on his heels as he tries to back away from Mr. DEDEDE, trying to create some decent distance between himself and his opponent, to try and reset this match back to the beginning to start again but Gawd does what Gawd does and stalks him around the ring until Charlie backs his way into the corner! Like prey stumbling into a trap, Mr. DEDEDE has Charlie Marr where he wants him! Boxing like blows to the body! Lighting up the ribs, the exposed stomach, the chest, the arms, the shoulders! Charlie desperately trying to cover up, trying to predict just where the next shot will come from! Unrelenting, each body shot from the Chairman only compounding the lack of air gasped at by Charlie Marr! Instead he wraps his arms in the ropes and demands for the referee to break it up!
(Before the official can step in, Mr. DEDEDE raises his hands and with a smirk on his face backs away)
Jake Mercer: You can see how much he’s enjoying being in control of an opponent like Charlie Marr and you can tell, just by the look on his face, how much Charlie Marr hates the fact that he just had to ask someone else for assistance, if even for a brief moment.
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE just stands there, inviting him back to the center of the ring. Charlie nods as he approaches– AND CHARLIE MARR ROCKS MR. DEDEDE WITH AN OPEN SLAP! Right across the face of Mr. DEDEDE and Charlie Marr can’t help it but to get into his face, his displeasures clearly visible! Mr. DEDEDE doesn’t take much time to respond and rocks him with a right hook! But Charlie fires back with a right punch of his own! MR. DEDEDE! CHARLIE MARR! MR. DEDEDE! CHARLIE MARR! ALREADY BACK AND FORTH RIGHT FISTS WITH ALL THE POWER IN THEM! SHOOT KICK BACK TO THE LEFT LEG BY CHARLIE MARR! SWINGING BACK FIST BY MR. DEDEDE! BUT IT MISSES! CHARLIE DUCKS BUT CATCHES MR. DEDEDE! CHARLIE HOISTS MR. DEDEDE UP! BUT MR. DEDEDE FLIPS OUT OF IT– HANDS WRAPPED IMMEDIATELY AROUND THE WAIST OF CHARLIE MARR AND MR. DEDEDE PUSHES HIM TOWARDS THE ROPES! BOTH MEN STUMBLE BACK BUT MR. DEDEDE ROLLS HIM UP WITH AN O’CONNOR ROLL!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! Charlie powers out! BUT MR. DEDEDE IMMEDIATELY TRANSITIONS INTO A CROSS ARMBREAKER! ALREADY THIS COULD SPELL DISASTER FOR CHARLIE MARR! YET CHARLIE FIGHTS AND QUICKLY MANAGES TO SQUIRMISH OUT FROM UNDERNEATH MR. DEDEDE! That could have quickly ended this match, the wrestling prowess of Mr. DEDEDE on full display as he backs away from the center of the ring; Charlie can’t help but drive his fist into the canvas, trying to let go of that frustration nearly being caught. The confident smirk of Mr. DEDEDE is unmistakable and undeniable as he backs away and encourages Charlie to get back to his feet. Slowly Charlie rises, remaining ever aware of when his opponent might just strike next. But Charlie isn’t backing down! He immediately launches off the canvas and charges towards Mr. DEDEDE! Mr. DEDEDE steps out of the way but Charlie catches himself before stepping into the ropes! Mr. DEDEDE again wraps the arms around the waist but this time Charlie connects with a stray elbow! The point of the elbow being driven more into the throat of Mr. DEDEDE instead and he stumbles back! A thick and heavy cough strikes immediately as Charlie turns and begins to mount his offense!
Jake Mercer: That elbow really did manage to sting Mr. DEDEDE! It’s taken him a second to regroup but that’s a second too long as Charlie Marr connects with a stiff clothesline! A lariat taking Mr. DEDEDE down to the canvas instantly! But it’s not enough to keep the old head down! He quickly races back to his feet, but Charlie is there to meet him with a running knee lift! Mr. DEDEDE rebounds off the ropes and swings for a lariat but Charlie Marr catches him and connects with an arm drag! Straight back down to the mat but that arm remains caught in the grasp of Charlie Marr and Charlie just begins to twist the arm of Mr. DEDEDE, distorting it in more unnatural directions; planting that knee across the temple, restricting his movements. Wrenching on that arm backwards, trying to bring it back beyond the natural rotation of the socket.
Stew-O: This match swung quickly and unpredictably the other way just like the price of $Gawdcoin on any given moment and the discomfort Mr. DEDEDE is finding himself in currently isn’t hard to see. The added pressure against the temple, making it near impossible for him to drag himself towards the ropes or even get back to a vertical base. Almost a methodical approach by Charlie Marr with each change of the angle, with each uncomfortable motion made dictating the position of the arm. Mr. DEDEDE’s elbow bent awkwardly, his shoulder nearly being torn from the socket. And all it does is allow Charlie Marr to slow the pace of this match down to a speed that he can dictate, a pace that he feels more comfortable with. However it might just make that lethal Spear of Mr. DEDEDE a little less so by making that arm rather useless!
Flannery McCoy: We know it’s going to take a lot more than just this to bring Mr. DEDEDE down for good and you can begin to see the poise and calmness begin to irritate Charlie just a little! He bends that elbow and places it on the canvas before driving the boot down on top! Mr. DEDEDE immediately perks up clutching that right arm but Charlie doesn’t give him a moment and connects with a loose, wild punt right to the elbow! Charlie drops into the cover, knee firmly planted on the left arm, holding down the right and hooks a leg!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE kicks out but he was forced to use that damaged right arm to power out! More strain, more discomfort. Charlie Marr showing everyone here that he’s more than capable to match Mr. DEDEDE tonight on Dynasty! As he helps drags Mr. DEDEDE back to his feet, Mr. DEDEDE takes the chance and delivers a couple of body blows to the exposed rib cage! Charlie turns Mr. DEDEDE into the corner, but Mr. DEDEDE turns the tables back on him! Once again trapping Charlie in the corner but this time Charlie immediately cracks his own skull against Mr. DEDEDE’s! A sickening thud of bone meeting bone echoes in the World 1 Theatre as Mr. DEDEDE slumps ever so slightly down to his haunches! Charlie quickly, immediately exists the ring, his opponent still on his haunches, still hunched over, launches himself up over the top rope and delivers a slingshot elbow drop to the back of Mr. DEDEDE’s head! Straight into another cover!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: And once again Mr. DEDEDE kicks out! This time however without needing to get that right arm up off the canvas. The gears beginning to turn in the head of Charlie Marr, recognising that he’s got Gawd against the proverbial ropes here! And already! Charlie Marr signals for the end of this match! He aggressively drags Mr. DEDEDE back to his feet, both arms hooked, ‘The Queen Is Dead’ looking like an ominous conclusion for Mr. DEDEDE! But Mr. DEDEDE immediately shifts his weight to make it impossible for Charlie Marr to lift him up! Charlie tries again, for a second time to hoist him up! Mr. DEDEDE maintains that body weight closer to the ground. Charlie tries for a third time but Mr. DEDEDE twists out of it– DEMOLITION! DEMOLITION! THE DIAMOND CUTTER! NO! CHARLIE BLOCKS IT AND SHOVES HIM AWAY! MR. DEDEDE REBOUNDS OFF THE ROPES BUT CHARLIE STEPS INTO IT! THE HEADMASTER RITUAL! THE SPINEBUSTER DRIVING MR. DEDEDE’S SPINE INTO THE MAT AND FOR A THIRD STRAIGHT TIME CHARLIE MARR MAKES THE COVER!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRE–
Stew-O: And again Mr. DEDEDE kicks out! This time the pin getting just, just a touch closer to that all important three!
Jake Mercer: Charlie Marr has had the control over Mr. DEDEDE for a good bulk of this match so far but he couldn’t put him away with the spinebuster. He’s done plenty in the ring, but it seems that Charlie has some bad intentions! He slides out of the ring and looks to drag Mr. DEDEDE out to the outside with him! But Mr. DEDEDE fires with a boot, followed by a second stray boot just barely clipping the cheek! Charlie releases the foot and stumbles back against the barricade as Mr. DEDEDE exits the ring but Charlie is there to meet him with a knee right to the midsection!
(The official steps out of the ring and begins barking orders for both men to return to the ring but Charlie simply waves him off)
Stew-O: Those bad intentions might just become a reality as Charlie pinpoints the right arm, the arm he’s spent plenty of time on in this match wearing down, towards the steps before sending Mr. DEDEDE right into the ringsteps– NO– MR. DEDEDE REVERSES IT AND INSTEAD IT’S THE KNEES OF CHARLIE MARR COLLECTING THE HARSH COLD STEEL OF THE STEPS SENDING HIM TUMBLING OVER AND COLLAPSING ON THE FLOOR ON THE OTHER SIDE! ALL WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEND THE STEPS TUMBLING OVER THEMSELVES! AND MR. DEDEDE HIMSELF COLLAPSES DOWN TO THE GROUND HIMSELF, A MOMENT TO BREATH AND A MOMENT TO RECOLLECT HIMSELF AFTER BEING ON THE OTHER END OF CHARLIE MARR’S OFFENSE FOR SO LONG IN THIS MATCH!
Flannery McCoy: The referee is trying to check on Charlie Marr but Charlie just only pushes him away, trying to get himself back to his feet as Gawd rises to his! Eyes locked straight onto his opponent! The wear and tear of this contest shows its presence but it’s been far from enough to stop Mahatma Gawdhi! Charlie with a noticeable limp as he finally utilises the ring apron to get back to a vertical base but not before Mr. DEDEDE meets him and connects with a right fist! A second and a third immediately following but Charlie connects with a punch of his own! That slight, slight break enough to get himself back into the ring, creating some distance between himself and Mr. DEDEDE but that distance, the gap he’s created begins to close in fast as Mr. DEDEDE quickly rolls into the ring after him! Charlie swiftly connects with another shoot kick, a solid, reliable tactic used throughout this match right back to the arm as Mr. DEDEDE pushed himself back off the canvas! Mr. DEDEDE buckles for a second but remains undeterred, connecting right away with a spinning back fist! The clenched fist of Mr. DEDEDE smashing the jaw and rattling the teeth of Charlie Marr connects flush and unapologetically! Charlie drops to the canvas like a sack of bricks and Mr. DEDEDE swifting dives into a cover, hooking both legs!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THRE–
Jake Mercer: Charlie Marr shoots the shoulder up before the count of three!
Stew-O: Both men quick to try and get back to their feet, Mr. DEDEDE well and truly to his as Charlie scrambles to his. SPEEEAAAARRRR!!!! THE SPEAR FROM MR. DEDEDE! NO! CHARLIE WITH THE KNEE LIFT CONNECTING! MR. DEDEDE STUMBLES BACK BUT COMES FLYING BACK IN WITH A LARIAT! NO! CHARLIE CONNECTS WITH A HEADBUTT! ONCE MORE SKULL MEETING SKULL WITH UNFORGIVING ENDS AS IT SENDS BOTH MEN WOBBLY ON THEIR FEET! SWAYING BACK AND FORTH, THAT HEADBUTT CLEARLY IMPACTING BOTH MEN. THE RISK CHARLIE MARR TAKING WORTH IT INSTEAD OF BEING FED ANOTHER BRUTAL BLOW BY MR. DEDEDE! BUT MR. DEDEDE RECOVERS — SO DOES CHARLIE MARR! BIG BOOT BY BOTH MEN! BOTH MEN GETTING THEIR RIGHT BOOT UP AND STRAIGHT INTO THE JAW OF THE OTHER! BOTH COME REELING…SPEAR! SPEAR FROM MR. DEDEDE!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO AGAIN CHARLIE MANAGES TO COUNTER, THIS TIME DIVING OVER MR. DEDEDE AND ROLLING HIM UP INTO A PIN!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake Mercer: MR. DEDEDE ROLLS OUT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY! THE ADRENALINE PUMPING AS BOTH MEN SHOOT BACK TO THEIR FEET, BUT CHARLIE THIS TIME GAINS THE ADVANTAGE WITH A CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST OF MR. DEDEDE! BUT HE FIRES BACK, A CHOP OF HIS OWN; BOTH MEN TRYING TO TURN THE OTHER’S CHEST BEET RED. CHARLIE LOOKS TO LAND ANOTHER, MR. DEDEDE LOOKS TO COUNTER BUT CHARLIE CONNECTS WITH A KICK BACK TO THE LEFT LEG! THE KICK BUCKLING MR. DEDEDE LONG ENOUGH FOR CHARLIE MARR TO CAPITALISE!
Stew-O: CHARLIE LOOKING TO LAND A FALLING POWERBOMB! HE LIFTS MR. DEDEDE BUT BUT MR. DEDEDE IS QUICK TO REACT! HE MANAGES TO FREE HIMSELF, LANDING BACK ON HIS FEET AND SUCCINCTLY PULLS CHARLIE MARR IN! MR. DEDEDE HOISTS CHARLIE MARR UP! EGO DEATH DRIVER? NO! CHARLIE BRINGS HIS WEIGHT DOWN AND INSTEAD REVERSES IT LOOKING FOR A SUPLEX OF HIS OWN! BUT LIKEWISE MR. DEDEDE COUNTERS, STILL LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH THE EGO DEATH DRIVER. THIS TIME CHARLIE MARR STEPS FORWARD AND DROPS MR. DEDEDE ONTO THE ROPES! OH NO! THE LAST JUDGEMENT! THE LAST JUDGEMENT SPIKING MR. DEDEDE HEADFIRST INTO THE CANVAS! HIS NECK CRUMBLING ON IMPACT AND CHARLIE, CHARLIE MIGHT HAVE DONE IT! HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!!!!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flannery McCoy: NO! NO! MR. DEDEDE KICKS OUT! CHARLIE RUNS HIS HANDS OVER THAT BALD DOME! PERHAPS HE THOUGHT THE SUDDEN, VIOLENT CRASH WAS ENOUGH BUT HE REMAINS COMPOSED AS HE HEADS TOWARDS THE TOP ROPE! CHARLIE MARR, PERCHED ON TOP LOOKING TO END IT ALL HERE AND NOW! TOUCH THE SKY!!!! THE DIVING DOUBLE FOOTSTOMP!
Jake Mercer: BUT MR. DEDEDE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! CHARLIE MARR ROLLS THROUGH HIMSELF AND TURNS AROUND! SPEAR? NO! CHARLIE CUTS MR. DEDEDE OFF WITH A RUNNING KNEE LIFT! MR. DEDEDE SHOOTS UP INSTEAD OF FALLING TO THE CANVAS, SOMEHOW MANAGING TO REMAIN ON HIS FEET ALBEIT UNSTEADY! MR. DEDEDE STEPS FORWARD AND CHARLIE LANDS YET ANOTHER HEADBUTT! ONCE MORE STUNNING HIM! MR. DEDEDE SLUMPS TO THE GROUND, TRYING TO SHAKE THE COBWEBS; THIS MATCH HAS SEEN CHARLIE MARR GET IN FAR MORE OFFENSE BUT YOU JUST FEEL IT, JUST FEEL THAT MR. DEDEDE IS FAR FROM DONE HERE.
Stew-O: Absolutely. Charlie takes a second to breath, a second to collect his thoughts as he pulls Mr. DEDEDE up to his feet and pushes him back into the corner. Irish Whip sending Mr. DEDEDE hurdling straight into the opposite corner! Charlie follows through but Mr. DEDEDE steps out and connects with a back elbow! Charlie reels away from the corner as Mr. DEDEDE sets himself up on the second rope! CROSSBODY! NO! ROLL THROUGH FROM CHARLIE MARR! BUT MR. DEDEDE FIGHTS OUT OF IT– IMPALER! THE IMPALER DDT CONNECTS!
Flannery McCoy: Both men spent in the middle of the ring! Charlie Marr has seemingly been on the verge of victory but Mr. DEDEDE has snatched that victory away from him despite taking a lopsided beating! An energy sapping contest that has shown the gap in experience between the two!
(The referee checks on both men before choosing to start the ten count)
Referee: ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!! FOUR!!!
Stew-O: Both starting to rise at the same time, the exhaustion on the face of both visible as they take in the deep, deep breaths to recompose themselves! Their eyes locked, almost encouraging the other to get back to their feet!
Referee: FIVE!!! SIX!!! SEVEN!!!
(The referee signals to end the count)
Stew-O: Mr. DEDEDE strikes first! A closed fist straight to Charlie Marr! And Charlie quickly responds in kind, a closed fist himself straight to Mr. DEDEDE! Mr. DEDEDE fires back! Charlie fires back! DDD! CHARLIE! DDD! CHARLIE! DDD! CHARLIE! AND THE VIRTUAL CROWD HERE TONIGHT IS STARTING TO APPLAUD THE BACK AND FORTH ON DISPLAY! MR. DEDEDE SWINGS FOR ANOTHER, BUT IT’S BLOCKED BY CHARLIE MARR! STAUNCH JEERS RING OUT IN RESPONSE AS CHARLIE MANAGES TO LAND ANOTHER. THE BACK AND FORTH CONSISTENCY BROKEN AND NOW CHARLIE IS STARTING TO GET SOME ASCENDANCY IN THIS MATCH ONCE AGAIN! THIS TIME ROCKING MR. DEDEDE SIGNIFICANTLY! REVERSE ROUNDHOUSE! NO! IT MISSES WILDLY FROM MR. DEDEDE AS CHARLIE STEPS AWAY AND CHARGES TOWARDS THE ROPES! HE COMES SCREAMING BACK FULL SPEED LOOKING TO CONNECT WITH A CLOTHESLINE! BUT MR. DEDEDE DUCKS AND RUNS THE ROPES HIMSELF! CHARLIE PIVOTS AND TURNS BUT IS CAUGHT! MR. DEDEDE CONNECTS WITH A SENTON NECKBREAKER!
Flannery McCoy: Whatever advantage Charlie Marr was gaining with those repeated strikes just got washed away in a near instant! Mr. DEDEDE drags Charlie Marr back to his feet, his opponent woozy trying to keep upright now clutching the back of his neck, as Mr. DEDEDE strikes with a knee to the midsection! Followed by a forearm and then a closed fist! Charlie trying once more to cover up as those body shots, boxing style punches are coming in hot and heavy! But this time Charlie fights out of it, connecting with a shoot kick! Ever so reliable throughout this match hindering Mr. DEDEDE slightly for a second but it’s not long enough! , Charlie trying everything he can to turn this back into his favour but Mr. DEDEDE connects once more! Hardly deterred, he continues to march forward in this match! Charlie tries to respond again! But Mr. DEDEDE brushes it off and connects with another spinning back fist! It rocks Charlie as he pulls him into the suplex position! Might be looking for the Ego Death Driver once more! But Charlie flips out of it! BOTH MEN TURN!!!
Jake Mercer: THE CHARING CROSS! THE LARIAT THAT DEVASTATED DARCY MAY MORGAN ON VOLTAGE THIS WEEK! NO! MR. DEDEDE DUCKS UNDERNEATH AND HITS THE ROPES! HE COMES FLYING BACK CONNECTS WITH THE JUMPING FOREARM SMASH!
Stew-O: IT ROCKS CHARLIE MARR, BUT CHARLIE QUICKLY, INSTINCTIVELY IF ONLY, BOUNCES BACK TO HIS FEET ONLY TO BE MET BY A SECOND CONSECUTIVE FOREARM SMASH! YOU CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES, THE PACE OF THIS MATCH QUICKENING AND QUICKLY PUTTING IT BEYOND HIS CONTROL! MR. DEDEDE HITTING HIS STRIDES AND CHARLIE MARR IS DESPERATE, DESPERATE TO KEEP AWAY BUT MR. DEDEDE CLUTCHES THE LEG TO DRAG HIM TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING! CHARLIE MARR KICKS OUT, LANDING THE BOOT FIRMLY ON THE JAW! IT ROCKS MR. DEDEDE, CHARLIE SCRAMBLES TO THE CORNER, TRYING TO LIFT HIMSELF UP!! RAPTURE!! THE HELLUVA KICK ALMOST SENDING CHARLIE MARR’S HEAD FLYING INTO THE VIRTUAL CROWD SCREENS HERE IN THE WORLD 1 THEATRE!
Jake Mercer: BUT CHARLIE REFUSES TO GO DOWN! CHARLIE REFUSES TO QUIT! WHETHER HE KNOWS WHERE HE IS OR NOT, WHETHER IT’S PURE INTENTIONS OR JUST NATURAL FIGHTING INSTINCTS, HIS FISTS ARE CLENCHED AS HE STUMBLES FORWARD OUT OF THE CORNER–
Flannery McCoy: SPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! FINALLY MR. DEDEDE CONNECTS WITH THE SPEAR, THIRD TIME’S THE CHARM IN THIS MATCH AND IT JUST ABOUT CUT CHARLIE MARR IN HALF! MR. DEDEDE DROPS INTO THE COVER!
Ref: ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(DING! DING! DING!)
(“Value” by A$AP Ferg blasts through the PA system of the arena as Mr. DEDEDE rises to his feet with a slight limp and visibly taking in deep breaths. The referee steps in and raises his hand in victory as Charlie Marr rolls out of the ring, disappointed with his defeat)
Stephanie Love: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH…MISTERRRRR DDDDEEEEEEEDDDDEEEEEEEDDDDEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stew-O: This was certainly a tough fought victory here tonight for Mr. DEDEDE that didn’t come easy at all! Charlie Marr barely gave him an inch, barely gave up any opportunities for Mr. DEDEDE to get back into this contest, almost looking like he was about to put the Chairman away for a monumental victory for himself but it still wasn’t enough and Gawd gets the victory!
Flannery McCoy: He won’t see it that way, but Charlie Marr doesn’t have a reason to be disappointed here tonight other than not getting the win. It’s just the difference between the two might just be a touch larger than he thought it was but it takes nothing away from how impressive he has been this year so far.
Jake Mercer: BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY JUST LIKE THAT $GAWDCOIN IS GOING STRAIGHT TO THE MOON! Off the back of Reckless Wiring, Gawd just keeps giving his investors more and more reasons to HODL! Shit, I better buy some more; I wonder if I can get an advance on my next paycheque?
(Mr. DEDEDE remains in the ring still celebrating his victory. The visible marks left behind by Charlie Marr are hard to not recognise, still holding his arm and that slight limp slowly becoming more and more bothersome as the adrenaline of the match wears off. But the grin on his face tells the only story that needs to be known; Gawd wins. The camera fades to black)
(EAW logo buzzes.)
